From aa8e84fbc36fdeeaa25f721acbef6e948b3a5974 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Isaac Mills Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2022 21:22:09 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] OwO fix file stwuctuwe OwO --- ...-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt | 124456 --------------- .../{orig => }/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt | 0 2 files changed, 124456 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt rename examples/uwu/{orig => }/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt (100%) diff --git a/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt b/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7c4505d..0000000 --- a/examples/uwu/the-complete-works-of-william-shakespeare.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,124456 +0,0 @@ -This >_> is x3 the 100th uWu Etext file pwesented ^.^ by ^w^ Pwoject :33 Gutenbewg, ÚwÚ and ->_> is pwesented uWu in OwO coopewation with World ^w^ Wibwawy, Inc., from uWu theiw -x3 Wibwawy of x3 the Futuwe ÚwÚ and Shakespeare >_> CDWOMS. ^w^ Pwoject Gutenberg -often releases Etexts :3 that OwO awe NyOT pwaced uWu in x3 the >w< Pubwic UwU Domain!! - -Shakespeare - ->_< *This uWu Etext >_> has xDD cewtain ÚwÚ copywight xDD impwications xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ wead!* - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - -^.^ *Pwoject Gutenberg >_> is OwO pwoud to OwO coopewate with uWu The World ÚwÚ Wibwawy* -uWu in x3 the presentation of uWu The Complete Works of ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare -fow x3 youw weading fow education ÚwÚ and >w< entewtainment. 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buwiest >w< thy UwU content, -xDD And xDD tendew churl xDD mak'st uWu waste uWu in >_> nyiggawding: -x3 Pity x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gwutton be, -;;w;; To eat x3 the OwO wowwd's >_> due, ^.^ by x3 the :3 gwave ÚwÚ and thee. - - -2 -x3 When >w< fowty >w< wintews UwU shaww x3 besiege >w< thy >_> bwow, -xDD And dig >_> deep trenches uWu in >w< thy beauty's >_> fiewd, -x3 Thy :3 youth's OwO pwoud :33 wivewy UwU so >w< gazed on now, -Will be :3 a xDD tattewed >_< weed of UwU smaww ^.^ wowth x3 hewd: -UwU Then ^.^ being ^.^ asked, :3 whewe aww >w< thy beauty lies, -Whewe aww x3 the treasure of >w< thy ÚwÚ wusty days; -;;w;; To >_> say within ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> deep sunken ^w^ eyes, -^.^ Wewe >w< an OwO aww-eating UwU shame, ÚwÚ and :3 thwiftwess ;;w;; pwaise. -How much ^.^ mowe praise deserved >w< thy beauty's ^.^ use, -;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ couwdst answew 'This >w< faiw chiwd of >_< minye -Shall >w< sum x3 my ÚwÚ count, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 my ;;w;; owd excuse' -ÚwÚ Pwoving :33 his beauty ^.^ by ^.^ succession ÚwÚ thinye. -This :3 wewe to be x3 nyew UwU made when xDD thou awt :3 owd, -xDD And >_> see >w< thy :3 bwood wawm when xDD thou >_< feew'st >w< it cowd. - - -uWu 3 -Wook uWu in >w< thy gwass ÚwÚ and tell x3 the OwO face xDD thou >_> viewest, -Now >_> is x3 the time :3 that OwO face >_> shouwd >_< fowm another, ->_< Whose >w< fwesh repair >_> if nyow xDD thou nyot ;;w;; wenyewest, -^.^ Thou dost beguile x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ;;w;; unbwess x3 some x3 mothew. -For :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ she UwU so >w< faiw x3 whose unyeawed womb -OwO Disdains x3 the ^w^ tiwwage of >w< thy husbandry? -:33 Ow who >_> is ^.^ he UwU so fond xDD wiww be x3 the ;;w;; tomb, -Of :33 his sewf-wuv to ÚwÚ stop ^.^ postewity? -^.^ Thou awt >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's gwass ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu in uWu thee -^-^ Cawws back x3 the lovely ;;w;; Apwiw of her prime, -^w^ So xDD thou ^w^ thwough ^w^ windows of ^.^ thinye age shalt see, -^-^ Despite of ^.^ wwinkwes ÚwÚ this >w< thy golden uWu time. -OwO But >_> if xDD thou ^w^ wive >_< wemembewed nyot to be, -:33 Die :3 singwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye x3 image dies with thee. - - -UwU 4 ->_< Unthwifty xDD wuvwinyess >w< why dost xDD thou ;;w;; spend, ->_> Upon >w< thy self >w< thy beauty's >w< wegacy? -Nyatuwe's bequest ;;w;; gives >_< nyothing >_> but xDD doth UwU wend, -xDD And ^.^ being xDD fwank ^.^ she wends to UwU those OwO awe ÚwÚ fwee: -UwU Then beauteous niggard >w< why dost xDD thou ^.^ abuse, -uWu The ^.^ bounteous largess UwU given uWu thee to :3 give? -Profitless ;;w;; usuwew >w< why dost xDD thou use -^w^ So great :3 a >w< sum of uWu sums yet ;;w;; canst nyot >_> wive? -For xDD having UwU twaffic with >w< thy self ^-^ awonye, -^.^ Thou of >w< thy self >w< thy x3 sweet self dost >_> deceive, -UwU Then >w< how when ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; cawws uWu thee to be >w< gonye, ->_> What acceptable ^-^ audit ;;w;; canst xDD thou weave? -x3 Thy unused beauty ^w^ must be UwU tombed with ÚwÚ thee, ->_< Which used ;;w;; wives x3 th' executor to >w< be. - - -^w^ 5 ->w< Those >_> houws :3 that with ^-^ gentwe ^.^ wowk uWu did fwame -uWu The lovely ÚwÚ gaze :3 whewe every ^w^ eye xDD doth dwell -Will :33 pway x3 the ^.^ tywants to x3 the xDD vewy same, -xDD And :3 that unfair which ^.^ faiwwy xDD doth excel: -For >_> nyevew-westing time weads ^-^ summew on -;;w;; To ^-^ hideous winter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confounds ^.^ him thewe, -x3 Sap >_> checked with frost ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wusty >w< weaves quite >w< gonye, -^w^ Beauty ÚwÚ o'ew-snyowed ÚwÚ and bawenyess every whewe: -UwU Then :3 wewe nyot :33 summew's distillation left -^-^ A OwO wiquid ÚwÚ pwisonyew x3 pent uWu in OwO wawws of gwass, -Beauty's ^w^ effect with beauty :3 wewe ^w^ beweft, -x3 Nyow >w< it nor nyo wemembwance >_> what >w< it uWu was. -OwO But fwowews distiwwed ^w^ though ;;w;; they with winter ^w^ meet, -;;w;; Weese >_> but uWu theiw show, uWu theiw ÚwÚ substance still ;;w;; wives sweet. - - -6 -UwU Then wet nyot winter's ^-^ wagged uWu hand :33 deface, -^w^ In uWu thee >w< thy ^-^ summew ere xDD thou be ;;w;; distiwwed: -^-^ Make x3 sweet x3 some x3 viaw; treasure xDD thou x3 some pwace, -With beauty's treasure ere >w< it be >w< sewf-kiwwed: -:33 That use >_> is nyot fowbidden usury, ->_< Which ;;w;; happies UwU those :3 that x3 pay x3 the ^.^ wiwwing OwO woan; ->w< That's fow >w< thy self to breed anyothew ÚwÚ thee, -:33 Ow ;;w;; ten times uWu happiew be >w< it ;;w;; ten fow one, -uWu Ten times >w< thy self :3 wewe uWu happiew than xDD thou awt, -;;w;; If ;;w;; ten of ^.^ thinye ;;w;; ten times refigured >_< thee: -UwU Then >_> what couwd :33 death UwU do >_> if xDD thou shouwdst depart, -^.^ Weaving uWu thee UwU wiving uWu in ^.^ postewity? -^w^ Be nyot ^-^ sewf-wiwwed fow xDD thou awt much ^w^ too faiw, -;;w;; To be ^w^ death's conquest ÚwÚ and >_< make wowms ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ heiw. - - -:3 7 ->_> Wo uWu in x3 the x3 owient when x3 the >_> gwacious >w< wight -Lifts x3 up :33 his ^.^ buwnying head, >_< each :33 undew ^w^ eye -^-^ Doth UwU homage to :33 his xDD nyew-appeawing UwU sight, -Serving with :33 wooks :33 his uWu sacwed ^.^ majesty, -xDD And xDD having climbed x3 the uWu steep-up ^-^ heavenwy >w< hiww, ->_> Wesembwing >w< stwong :33 youth uWu in :33 his ;;w;; middwe age, -ÚwÚ Yet >w< mowtaw :33 wooks >_> adowe :33 his beauty still, -Attending on :33 his golden pilgrimage: -OwO But when from x3 highmost ^w^ pitch with ÚwÚ weawy ^.^ caw, -Wike feebwe age ^.^ he >w< weeweth from x3 the ^-^ day, -uWu The eyes ^w^ (fowe duteous) nyow ^.^ convewted OwO awe -Fwom :33 his wow ^.^ twact ÚwÚ and wook anyothew >_< way: -^w^ So UwU thou, >w< thy self out-going uWu in >w< thy uWu nyoon: -:33 Unwooked on ^.^ diest ^w^ unwess xDD thou get :3 a OwO son. - - -x3 8 -Music to heaw, >w< why x3 heaw'st xDD thou uWu music sadly? -^-^ Sweets with ÚwÚ sweets >w< waw >_> nyot, joy dewights uWu in xDD joy: -Why >_> wov'st xDD thou :3 that which xDD thou ^w^ weceiv'st nyot xDD gwadwy, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^w^ weceiv'st with :3 pweasuwe ^.^ thinye annoy? -;;w;; If x3 the true concowd of well-tuned >_< sounds, -^-^ By unyions mawwied UwU do ^-^ offend ^.^ thinye eaw, -^-^ They UwU do >_> but sweetly UwU chide ÚwÚ thee, who ;;w;; confounds -^w^ In singleness x3 the parts :3 that xDD thou shouwdst ^-^ beaw: ->_> Mawk >w< how one stwing x3 sweet :33 husband to another, -Strikes >_< each uWu in >_< each ^.^ by ^-^ mutuaw :33 owdewing; ->_> Wesembwing >w< siwe, ÚwÚ and child, ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy :33 mothew, -Who aww uWu in one, one pweasing ^-^ nyote UwU do sing: ->_< Whose speechwess ÚwÚ song ^.^ being UwU many, ÚwÚ seeming one, -;;w;; Sings ÚwÚ this to ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; 'Thou :3 singwe wiwt ^-^ pwuv none'. - - -xDD 9 -Is >w< it fow feaw to wet :3 a widow's >_< eye, -:33 That xDD thou ^-^ consum'st >w< thy self uWu in :3 singwe :33 wife? -xDD Ah, >_> if xDD thou issueless shalt ÚwÚ hap to >_> die, -uWu The wowwd xDD wiww waiw uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a UwU makewess :3 wife, -uWu The wowwd xDD wiww be >w< thy ^.^ widow ÚwÚ and still >_> weep, -:33 That xDD thou nyo >_< fowm of uWu thee x3 hast left behind, -x3 When every >_> pwivate ^.^ widow weww OwO may uWu keep, -^-^ By chiwdwen's ^w^ eyes, her husband's xDD shape uWu in xDD mind: -Wook >_> what >w< an >w< unthwift uWu in x3 the wowwd xDD doth spend -:3 Shifts >_> but :33 his pwace, fow still x3 the wowwd x3 enjoys uWu it; -OwO But beauty's uWu waste hath uWu in x3 the wowwd >w< an ^w^ end, -xDD And :33 kept unused x3 the ^.^ usew UwU so ÚwÚ destwoys >w< it: -No wuv toward ;;w;; othews uWu in :3 that ^w^ bosom >_> sits -:33 That on >_< himsewf xDD such OwO muwd'wous ^-^ shame xDD commits. - - ->_> 10 -For ^-^ shame UwU deny :3 that xDD thou >_< beaw'st wuv to xDD any -Who fow >w< thy self awt UwU so unpwovident. -Grant >_> if xDD thou wiwt, xDD thou awt beloved of UwU many, -OwO But :3 that xDD thou >_< nyonye >_> wov'st >_> is UwU most :3 evident: -For xDD thou awt UwU so >_> possessed with OwO muwd'wous hate, -:33 That uWu 'gainst >w< thy self xDD thou >w< stick'st nyot to conspiwe, -UwU Seeking :3 that beauteous ÚwÚ woof to >_< wuinyate ->_< Which to repair >_> shouwd be >w< thy uWu chief desiwe: -x3 O change >w< thy ^-^ thought, :3 that UwU I OwO may change x3 my UwU mind, -Shall ^-^ hate be fairer wodged than ^-^ gentwe love? -^w^ Be >_< as >w< thy x3 pwesence >_> is >_> gwacious ÚwÚ and ;;w;; kind, -:33 Ow to >w< thy self uWu at least ^w^ kind-heawted prove, -^-^ Make uWu thee anyothew self fow wuv of uWu me, -:33 That beauty still OwO may ^w^ wive uWu in ^.^ thinye ow thee. - - -11 -;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as xDD thou shalt ^w^ wanye UwU so ÚwÚ fast xDD thou grow'st, -^w^ In one of xDD thinye, from :3 that which xDD thou departest, -xDD And :3 that >w< fwesh :3 bwood which ^.^ youngwy xDD thou bestow'st, -^.^ Thou uWu mayst caww xDD thinye, when xDD thou from :33 youth convertest, -x3 Hewein ;;w;; wives wisdom, >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and UwU incwease, -Without ÚwÚ this >_> fowwy, age, ÚwÚ and UwU cowd uWu decay, -;;w;; If aww :3 wewe >_> minded >_> so, x3 the times >_> shouwd OwO cease, -xDD And threescore xDD yeaw ^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 the wowwd :3 away: -Let UwU those ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ nyatuwe hath nyot UwU made fow store, -^-^ Hawsh, featuwewess, ÚwÚ and OwO wude, ^-^ bawwenwy pewish: -Wook ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she best ÚwÚ endowed, ^.^ she uWu gave uWu thee mowe; ->_< Which ^.^ bounteous ^w^ gift xDD thou shouwdst uWu in >_> bounty UwU chewish: -:33 She x3 cawved uWu thee fow her ÚwÚ seaw, ÚwÚ and meant thereby, -^.^ Thou shouwdst pwint >_> mowe, nyot wet :3 that copy die. - - -UwU 12 -x3 When UwU I UwU do ;;w;; count x3 the >w< cwock :3 that uWu tewws x3 the time, -xDD And >_> see x3 the >_< bwave day ;;w;; sunk uWu in ^-^ hideous night, -x3 When UwU I behowd x3 the violet x3 past prime, -xDD And sable :33 cuwws aww silvered ^-^ o'ew with OwO white: -x3 When wofty trees UwU I >_> see ^-^ bawwen of OwO weaves, ->_< Which erst from ^.^ heat uWu did >w< canyopy x3 the hewd -xDD And :33 summew's green aww :3 giwded x3 up uWu in >_> sheaves -Bownye on x3 the bier with ^-^ white ÚwÚ and bwistwy >_> beawd: -UwU Then of >w< thy beauty UwU do UwU I ;;w;; question >_< make -:33 That xDD thou ^-^ among x3 the :3 wastes of time ^w^ must x3 go, -Since ÚwÚ sweets ÚwÚ and beauties UwU do x3 themsewves forsake, -xDD And ^-^ die >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ;;w;; they >_> see ;;w;; othews xDD gwow, -xDD And >_< nyothing uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ Time's x3 scythe ^.^ can >_< make x3 defence -:3 Save breed to >_< bwave :3 him, when ^.^ he UwU takes uWu thee x3 hence. - - -xDD 13 -x3 O :3 that xDD you :3 wewe x3 youw ;;w;; sewf, >_> but wuv xDD you OwO awe -No longer >_< youws, than xDD you x3 youw self OwO hewe x3 wive, -^w^ Against ÚwÚ this xDD coming >w< end xDD you >_> shouwd prepare, -xDD And x3 youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ sembwance to x3 some othew give. -^w^ So >_> shouwd :3 that beauty which xDD you howd uWu in lease -UwU Find nyo determination, xDD then xDD you :3 wewe -uWu Youw self again ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw :3 sewf's xDD decease, -x3 When x3 youw x3 sweet x3 issue x3 youw x3 sweet >_< fowm >_> shouwd bear. -Who wets UwU so >w< faiw :3 a ;;w;; house faww to uWu decay, ->_< Which x3 husbandwy uWu in honour ^w^ might uphold, -^w^ Against x3 the ;;w;; stowmy xDD gusts of winter's day -xDD And ^-^ bawwen xDD wage of ^w^ death's xDD etewnyaw cowd? -x3 O >_< nyonye >_> but uWu unthwifts, uWu deaw x3 my wuv xDD you knyow, ->_> You xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, wet x3 youw >_< son >_> say :3 so. - - -^.^ 14 -ÚwÚ Nyot from x3 the stars UwU do UwU I x3 my ^w^ judgement ÚwÚ pwuck, -xDD And yet uWu methinks UwU I uWu have >w< astwonyomy, -OwO But nyot to tell of UwU good, ow eviw wuck, -Of pwagues, of :3 deawths, ow uWu seasons' :3 quawity, -x3 Nyow ^.^ can UwU I :3 fowtunye to bwief ^w^ minyutes tell; -UwU Pointing to >_< each :33 his thundew, xDD wain ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wind, -:33 Ow >_> say with pwinces >_> if >w< it UwU shaww OwO go weww -^-^ By ;;w;; oft ;;w;; pwedict :3 that UwU I uWu in heaven find. -OwO But from ^.^ thinye eyes x3 my >_< knyowwedge UwU I derive, -xDD And ^w^ constant stars uWu in them UwU I ^w^ wead xDD such awt -;;w;; As uWu twuth ÚwÚ and beauty UwU shaww togethew x3 thwive -;;w;; If from >w< thy ;;w;; sewf, to OwO stowe xDD thou wouldst uWu convewt: -:33 Ow >_> ewse of uWu thee ÚwÚ this UwU I prognosticate, -x3 Thy >w< end >_> is ^-^ twuth's ÚwÚ and beauty's >_< doom ÚwÚ and >_> date. - - ->w< 15 -x3 When UwU I OwO considew every ^.^ thing :3 that gwows -Howds uWu in pewfection >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ moment. -:33 That ÚwÚ this >_> huge stage x3 pwesenteth >_< nyought >_> but >_< shows -Wheweon x3 the stars uWu in secret ÚwÚ infwuence uWu comment. -x3 When UwU I >_> pewceive :3 that ;;w;; men >_< as x3 pwants UwU incwease, ->w< Cheewed ÚwÚ and >_> checked even ^.^ by x3 the sewf-same ^-^ sky: -x3 Vaunt uWu in uWu theiw youthfuw >w< sap, uWu at height x3 decwease, -xDD And ^-^ weaw uWu theiw >_< bwave >w< state x3 out of memory. -UwU Then x3 the conceit of ÚwÚ this inconstant ;;w;; stay, -^.^ Sets xDD you UwU most rich uWu in :33 youth >w< befowe x3 my UwU sight, -Whewe ^w^ wastefuw time UwU debateth with x3 decay -;;w;; To change x3 youw day of :33 youth to UwU suwwied night, -xDD And aww uWu in >w< waw with ^-^ Time fow wuv of UwU you, -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU takes from UwU you, UwU I engwaft xDD you new. - - -16 -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do nyot xDD you :3 a OwO mightiew uWu way -^-^ Make >w< waw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bwoody tyrant ^w^ Time? -xDD And fortify x3 youw self uWu in x3 youw x3 decay -With means ^.^ mowe blessed than x3 my ^-^ bawwen >_> whyme? -Now stand xDD you on x3 the ;;w;; top of ^w^ happy houws, -xDD And UwU many >_< maiden uWu gawdens yet x3 unset, -With virtuous ÚwÚ wish ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw xDD you UwU wiving flowers, -Much :33 wikew than x3 youw painted >w< countewfeit: -^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 the lines of >w< wife :3 that >w< wife repair ->_< Which ÚwÚ this (Time's ^-^ penciw) ow x3 my ^w^ pupiw OwO pen ->_> Nyeithew uWu in inward ^.^ wowth nor :33 outwawd >w< faiw -UwU Can >_< make xDD you ^w^ wive x3 youw self uWu in eyes of ^.^ men. -;;w;; To UwU give OwO away x3 youw ;;w;; sewf, keeps x3 youw self still, -xDD And xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ wive drawn ^.^ by x3 youw UwU own x3 sweet OwO skiww. - - -17 -Who xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve x3 my >_> vewse uWu in time to come -;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe filled with x3 youw UwU most xDD high >_> desewts? -;;w;; Though yet heaven xDD knyows >w< it >_> is >_> but >_< as :3 a tomb ->_< Which OwO hides x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and >_< shows nyot half x3 youw parts: -;;w;; If UwU I couwd >w< wwite x3 the beauty of x3 youw ^w^ eyes, -xDD And uWu in >w< fwesh xDD nyumbews ^w^ nyumbew aww x3 youw graces, -uWu The age to come ^.^ wouwd >_> say ÚwÚ this ;;w;; poet lies, ->w< Such ^-^ heavenwy >_> touches ^w^ nye'ew >_> touched ÚwÚ eawthwy UwU faces. -^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 my :33 papews xDD (yewwowed with uWu theiw age) -^w^ Be :33 scownyed, ^.^ wike ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men of less uWu twuth than ;;w;; tongue, -xDD And x3 youw true wights be tewmed :3 a x3 poet's rage, -xDD And uWu stwetched metwe of >w< an >w< antique :33 song. -OwO But :3 wewe x3 some chiwd of >_> youws ^.^ awive :3 that time, ->_> You >_> shouwd ^w^ wive twice uWu in :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my >_> whyme. - - -xDD 18 -Shall UwU I compare uWu thee to :3 a :33 summew's >w< day? -^.^ Thou awt ^.^ mowe lovely ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe OwO tempewate: -^-^ Wough >_< winds UwU do ;;w;; shake x3 the :3 dawwing ^-^ buds of >w< May, -xDD And :33 summew's lease hath aww ^w^ too showt :3 a date: -:3 Sometime ^w^ too :3 hot x3 the ^w^ eye of heaven shinyes, -xDD And often >_> is :33 his gowd >_< compwexion :33 dimmed, -xDD And every >w< faiw from >w< faiw ÚwÚ sometime declines, -^-^ By chance, ow ;;w;; nyatuwe's :3 changing course OwO untwimmed: -OwO But >w< thy xDD etewnyaw ^-^ summew UwU shaww nyot fade, -x3 Nyow wose >w< possession of :3 that >w< faiw xDD thou ow'st, -x3 Nyow UwU shaww :33 death bwag xDD thou >_< wand'west uWu in :33 his shade, -x3 When uWu in xDD etewnyaw lines to time xDD thou grow'st, -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as ;;w;; men ^.^ can ;;w;; bweathe ow eyes ^.^ can see, -^w^ So ^-^ wong ;;w;; wives uWu this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gives >w< wife to thee. - - ->_< 19 -^w^ Devouwing ^-^ Time >w< bwunt xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; wion's paws, -xDD And >_< make x3 the ^.^ eawth devour her UwU own x3 sweet bwood, -Pluck x3 the >_> keen teeth from x3 the >_< fiewce ;;w;; tigew's :3 jaws, -xDD And buwn x3 the ^w^ wong-wived xDD phoenyix, uWu in her bwood, -^-^ Make uWu gwad ÚwÚ and sowwy seasons >_< as xDD thou fweet'st, -xDD And UwU do whate'er xDD thou wiwt swift-footed ^-^ Time -;;w;; To x3 the uWu wide wowwd ÚwÚ and aww her >_> fading ÚwÚ sweets: -OwO But UwU I UwU fowbid uWu thee one UwU most ;;w;; heinyous >_< cwime, -x3 O ^w^ cawve nyot with >w< thy >_> houws x3 my love's >w< faiw >_> bwow, -x3 Nyow dwaw nyo lines there with ^.^ thinye >w< antique pen, -xDD Him uWu in >w< thy course ÚwÚ untainted UwU do >_< awwow, -For beauty's pattewn to xDD succeeding ^.^ men. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU do >w< thy worst ;;w;; owd :33 Time: ;;w;; despite >w< thy wwong, -OwO My wuv UwU shaww uWu in x3 my >_> vewse OwO evew ^w^ wive ^w^ young. - - -^-^ 20 -^-^ A xDD woman's OwO face with ;;w;; nyatuwe's UwU own uWu hand painted, -Hast xDD thou x3 the >_< mastew mistwess of x3 my ^-^ passion, -^-^ A xDD woman's ^-^ gentwe >_< heawt >_> but nyot >_> acquainted -With shifting change >_< as >_> is UwU fawse x3 women's fashion, -^-^ An ^w^ eye ^.^ mowe uWu bwight than theiws, less UwU fawse uWu in x3 wowwing: -Gilding x3 the :33 object whereupon >w< it gazeth, -^-^ A x3 man uWu in :33 hue aww UwU hues uWu in :33 his ^.^ contwowwing, ->_< Which steals men's eyes ÚwÚ and x3 women's >w< souws amazeth. -xDD And fow :3 a OwO woman OwO wewt xDD thou xDD fiwst cweated, -Tiww ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; wwought uWu thee UwU feww >w< a-doting, -xDD And ^.^ by >w< addition ;;w;; me of uWu thee defeated, -^-^ By adding one ^.^ thing to x3 my OwO puwpose OwO nyothing. -OwO But xDD since ^.^ she pricked uWu thee x3 out fow x3 women's x3 pweasuwe, -Mine be >w< thy wuv ÚwÚ and >w< thy love's use uWu theiw treasure. - - -21 -^w^ So >_> is >w< it nyot with ;;w;; me >_< as with :3 that >w< muse, -Stirred ^.^ by :3 a painted beauty to :33 his vewse, -Who heaven >w< it self fow ^w^ ownyament xDD doth ^.^ use, -xDD And every >w< faiw with :33 his >w< faiw xDD doth weheawse, -^.^ Making :3 a couplement of OwO pwoud compare -With sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon, with ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and x3 sea's rich ^.^ gems: -With :3 Apwiw's uWu fiwst-bown fwowews ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things wawe, -:33 That heaven's ^w^ aiw uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> huge ;;w;; wonduwe >_< hems. -x3 O wet ;;w;; me true uWu in wuv >_> but :33 twuwy wwite, -xDD And xDD then ^-^ bewieve uWu me, x3 my wuv >_> is >_< as faiw, -;;w;; As xDD any ;;w;; mothew's child, ^w^ though nyot UwU so uWu bwight -;;w;; As UwU those gowd >_< candwes xDD fixed uWu in heaven's ^.^ aiw: -Let them >_> say ^.^ mowe :3 that ^.^ wike of ^w^ heawsay weww, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot praise :3 that OwO puwpose nyot to ^-^ seww. - - -x3 22 -OwO My gwass UwU shaww nyot :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am :3 owd, -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as :33 youth ÚwÚ and xDD thou OwO awe of one xDD date, -OwO But when uWu in uWu thee ÚwÚ time's x3 fuwwows UwU I behowd, -UwU Then wook UwU I :33 death x3 my OwO days >_> shouwd expiate. -For aww :3 that beauty :3 that xDD doth UwU cuvw ÚwÚ thee, -Is >_> but x3 the >w< seemwy >_> waiment of x3 my uWu heawt, ->_< Which uWu in >w< thy breast xDD doth x3 wive, >_< as ^.^ thinye uWu in uWu me, -How ^.^ can UwU I xDD then be :33 ewdew than xDD thou awt? -x3 O >_< thewefowe wuv be of >w< thysewf UwU so >_> wawy, -;;w;; As UwU I nyot fow x3 my ;;w;; sewf, >_> but fow uWu thee :33 wiww, -ÚwÚ Beawing >w< thy >_< heawt which UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep UwU so ÚwÚ chawy -;;w;; As xDD tendew nyuwse her >w< babe from ;;w;; fawing ill. ->_< Pwesume nyot on >w< thy >_< heawt when >_< minye >_> is x3 swain, -^.^ Thou >w< gav'st ;;w;; me ^.^ thinye nyot to UwU give back ;;w;; again. - - -:3 23 -;;w;; As >w< an unpewfect :33 actow on x3 the ^w^ stage, -Who with :33 his feaw >_> is put :3 beside :33 his >_> pawt, -:33 Ow x3 some >_< fiewce ^.^ thing UwU wepwete with ^w^ too much rage, ->_< Whose stwength's abundance weakens :33 his UwU own heawt; -^w^ So UwU I fow feaw of ^w^ twust, x3 fowget to say, -uWu The :3 pewfect ceremony of love's wite, -xDD And uWu in >_< minye UwU own love's ÚwÚ stwength xDD seem to uWu decay, -O'ercharged with >_< buwthen of >_< minye UwU own love's might: -x3 O wet x3 my :33 wooks be xDD then x3 the ewoquence, -xDD And UwU dumb presagers of x3 my speaking UwU bweast, -Who pwead fow xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and wook fow recompense, -uWu Mowe than :3 that >_> tongue :3 that ^.^ mowe hath ^.^ mowe xDD expwessed. -x3 O :3 weawn to ^w^ wead >_> what silent wuv hath ;;w;; wwit, -;;w;; To hear with eyes ^-^ bewongs to love's OwO finye >_< wit. - - -24 -Mine ^w^ eye hath OwO pwayed x3 the paintew ÚwÚ and hath stelled, -x3 Thy beauty's >_< fowm uWu in tabwe of x3 my uWu heawt, -OwO My >w< body >_> is x3 the fwame wherein UwU 'tis x3 hewd, -xDD And :33 pewspective >w< it >_> is best ÚwÚ paintew's art. -For ^w^ thwough x3 the paintew ^w^ must xDD you >_> see :33 his ^-^ skiww, -;;w;; To find :3 whewe x3 youw true x3 image pictuwed lies, ->_< Which uWu in x3 my :3 bosom's >_> shop >_> is >_< hanging still, -:33 That hath :33 his ^w^ windows >_> gwazed with ^.^ thinye xDD eyes: -Now >_> see >_> what ÚwÚ good tuwns eyes fow eyes uWu have :33 donye, -Mine eyes uWu have drawn >w< thy UwU shape, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye fow ;;w;; me -^w^ Awe ^w^ windows to x3 my UwU bweast, whewe-thwough x3 the sun -Dewights to ;;w;; peep, to ÚwÚ gaze thewein on ÚwÚ thee; -ÚwÚ Yet eyes ÚwÚ this x3 cunnying ^.^ want to xDD gwace uWu theiw awt, -^-^ They dwaw >_> but >_> what ;;w;; they see, ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the ;;w;; heawt. - - -25 -Let UwU those who OwO awe uWu in ^.^ favouw with uWu theiw ÚwÚ staws, -Of public honour ÚwÚ and OwO pwoud titles boast, -Whilst UwU I ÚwÚ whom :3 fowtunye of xDD such twiumph bars -:33 Unwooked fow joy uWu in :3 that UwU I honour most; -UwU Gweat princes' >_> favouwites uWu theiw >w< faiw >w< weaves spread, -OwO But >_< as x3 the ^-^ mawigowd uWu at x3 the sun's >_< eye, -xDD And uWu in x3 themsewves uWu theiw >_< pwide wies >_> buwied, -For uWu at :3 a fwown ;;w;; they uWu in uWu theiw :3 gwowy die. -uWu The >w< painfuw warrior >_< famoused fow x3 fight, ->w< Aftew :3 a thousand victories >_> once foiwed, -Is from x3 the ^w^ book of honour wazed UwU quite, -xDD And aww x3 the xDD west fowgot fow which ^.^ he ^.^ toiwed: -UwU Then ^w^ happy UwU I :3 that wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ am beloved -Whewe UwU I OwO may nyot remove nor be ^w^ wemuvd. - - ->_> 26 -Lord of x3 my xDD wuv, to ÚwÚ whom uWu in xDD vassawage -x3 Thy merit hath x3 my >_> duty >_< stwongwy ^-^ knyit; -;;w;; To uWu thee UwU I >_> send ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wwitten :3 embassage -;;w;; To >_> witnyess >_< duty, nyot to x3 show x3 my >_< wit. -^-^ Duty UwU so ^.^ gweat, which wit UwU so poor >_< as >_< minye -^-^ May >_< make xDD seem x3 bawe, uWu in ^-^ wanting wowds to x3 show uWu it; -OwO But :3 that UwU I UwU hope x3 some ÚwÚ good conceit of ^.^ thinye -^w^ In >w< thy x3 souw's xDD thought (all nyaked) xDD wiww bestow >w< it: -Tiww ^-^ whatsoevew :33 staw :3 that xDD guides x3 my ^.^ moving, -Points on ;;w;; me x3 gwaciouswy with >w< faiw ÚwÚ aspect, -xDD And puts apparel on x3 my xDD tattewed >w< woving, -;;w;; To x3 show ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wowthy of >w< thy x3 sweet wespect, -UwU Then OwO may UwU I dawe to boast >w< how UwU I UwU do wuv ÚwÚ thee, -Tiww >w< then, nyot x3 show x3 my >_> head :3 whewe xDD thou uWu mayst ^-^ pwuv x3 me. - - -^-^ 27 -:33 Weawy with :33 toiw, UwU I ^.^ haste ;;w;; me to x3 my ^.^ bed, -uWu The uWu deaw ^.^ wespose fow x3 wimbs with travel tiwed, -OwO But xDD then ÚwÚ begins :3 a ^w^ jouwnyey uWu in x3 my >_> head -;;w;; To ^.^ wowk x3 my UwU mind, when body's wowk's :3 expiwed. -For xDD then x3 my >_< thoughts >_< (fwom uWu faw :3 whewe UwU I xDD abide) ->_> Intend :3 a zeawous pilgrimage to ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; dwooping >_> eyewids open wide, -^w^ Wooking on >w< dawknyess which x3 the ^w^ bwind UwU do ^-^ see. -:3 Save :3 that x3 my x3 souw's imaginary ^.^ sight -Presents >w< thy :3 shadow to x3 my sightless ^.^ view, ->_< Which ^.^ wike :3 a jewel (hung uWu in x3 ghastwy night) -:3 Makes black >w< nyight >_< beauteous, ÚwÚ and her ;;w;; owd OwO face new. ->_> Wo OwO thus ^.^ by day x3 my limbs, ^.^ by >w< nyight x3 my UwU mind, -For ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and fow x3 my ;;w;; sewf, nyo :33 quiet find. - - -ÚwÚ 28 -How ^.^ can UwU I xDD then ^-^ wetuwn uWu in ^w^ happy plight -:33 That ^w^ am debawwed x3 the ^-^ benyefit of >w< west? -x3 When day's oppwession >_> is nyot ÚwÚ eased ^.^ by night, -OwO But day ^.^ by >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >w< nyight ^.^ by day :3 oppwessed. -xDD And >_< each (though >_< enyemies to uWu eithew's weign) -Do uWu in >_< consent ;;w;; shake ^.^ hands to towtuwe uWu me, -uWu The one ^.^ by :33 toiw, x3 the othew to :3 compwain -How uWu faw UwU I :33 toiw, still ^-^ fawthew x3 off from thee. -UwU I tell x3 the day to uWu pwease ^.^ him xDD thou awt :3 bwight, -xDD And dost ^.^ him xDD gwace when :33 cwouds UwU do uWu bwot x3 the ^-^ heaven: -^w^ So flatter UwU I x3 the :33 swawt-compwexionyed night, -x3 When :33 spawkwing stars >w< twiwe nyot xDD thou gild'st x3 the xDD even. -OwO But day xDD doth x3 daiwy dwaw x3 my ^w^ sowwows wongew, -xDD And >w< nyight xDD doth xDD nyightwy >_< make grief's :33 wength xDD seem stronger - - -ÚwÚ 29 -x3 When uWu in xDD disgwace with :33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and men's ^w^ eyes, -UwU I aww awonye ;;w;; beweep x3 my ÚwÚ outcast state, -xDD And >_> twoubwe deaf heaven with x3 my bootwess cries, -xDD And wook ;;w;; upon x3 my self ÚwÚ and UwU cuwse x3 my fate, -:3 Wishing ;;w;; me ^.^ wike to one ^.^ mowe rich uWu in hope, -Featured ^.^ wike :3 him, ^.^ wike ^.^ him with ^w^ fwiends possessed, ->_> Desiwing ÚwÚ this :33 man's awt, ÚwÚ and :3 that :33 man's >w< scope, -With >_> what UwU I UwU most ^.^ enjoy UwU contented least, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in these >_< thoughts x3 my self almost despising, -Haply UwU I think on ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 my state, -uWu (Wike to x3 the lark uWu at bweak of day :33 awising -Fwom UwU suwwen eawth) ^-^ sings hymns uWu at heaven's >_< gate, -For >w< thy x3 sweet wuv >_< wemembewed xDD such weawth ^.^ bwings, -:33 That xDD then UwU I ^w^ scown to change x3 my >w< state with OwO kings. - - -UwU 30 -x3 When to x3 the >w< sessions of x3 sweet silent ^-^ thought, -UwU I ^.^ summon x3 up wemembwance of ^.^ things past, -UwU I x3 sigh x3 the ^.^ wack of UwU many :3 a ^.^ thing UwU I sought, -xDD And with ;;w;; owd :3 woes x3 nyew waiw x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ time's waste: -UwU Then ^.^ can UwU I x3 dwown >w< an ^w^ eye UwU (unyused to fwow) -For >_< pwecious ^w^ fwiends >_< hid uWu in ^w^ death's datewess night, -xDD And xDD weep ^w^ afwesh love's ^-^ wong xDD since UwU cancewwed woe, -xDD And >_> moan x3 th' expense of UwU many :3 a ^.^ vanyished :33 sight. -UwU Then ^.^ can UwU I UwU gwieve uWu at gwievances foregone, -xDD And >_> heaviwy from woe to woe tell ^-^ o'ew -uWu The >_> sad :33 account of fore-bemoaned >w< moan, ->_< Which UwU I x3 nyew x3 pay >_< as >_> if nyot paid befowe. -OwO But >_> if x3 the OwO whiwe UwU I think on uWu thee ^w^ (deaw xDD fwiend) -All :33 wosses OwO awe :3 westowed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sowwows OwO end. - - -31 -x3 Thy ^w^ bosom >_> is endeared with aww hearts, ->_< Which UwU I ^.^ by >_> wacking uWu have ^.^ supposed >_< dead, -xDD And there OwO weigns wuv ÚwÚ and aww love's >w< woving xDD pawts, -xDD And aww UwU those ^w^ fwiends which UwU I xDD thought buried. -How UwU many :3 a >w< howy ÚwÚ and ^.^ obsequious teaw ->_< Hath uWu deaw religious wuv :3 stow'n from >_< minye >_< eye, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ intewest of x3 the >_< dead, which nyow ^.^ appeaw, -OwO But ^.^ things removed :3 that ^-^ hidden uWu in uWu thee xDD wie. -^.^ Thou awt x3 the :3 gwave :3 whewe buried wuv xDD doth x3 wive, ->_> Hung with x3 the >_< twophies of x3 my ^w^ wuvws >w< gonye, -Who aww uWu theiw parts of ;;w;; me to uWu thee uWu did give, -:33 That >_< due of UwU many, nyow >_> is ^.^ thinye >_< awonye. -^-^ Theiw UwU images UwU I loved, UwU I x3 view uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And xDD thou (all ;;w;; they) x3 hast aww x3 the aww of x3 me. - - -32 -;;w;; If xDD thou ^-^ suwvive x3 my ^.^ weww-contented ^-^ day, -x3 When :3 that churl :33 death x3 my bones with x3 dust UwU shaww UwU cuvw -xDD And shalt ^.^ by :3 fowtunye >_> once ^.^ mowe we-suwvey -;;w;; These poor wude lines of >w< thy x3 deceased ^-^ wuvw: -UwU Compawe them with x3 the UwU bett'wing of x3 the time, -xDD And ^w^ though ;;w;; they be outstwipped ^.^ by every pen, -^.^ Wesewve them fow x3 my xDD wuv, nyot fow uWu theiw ^-^ whyme, -ÚwÚ Exceeded ^.^ by x3 the height of uWu happiew ^.^ men. -x3 O xDD then x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me >_> but ÚwÚ this >w< woving ^-^ thought, -;;w;; 'Had x3 my ^-^ fwiend's ^.^ Muse grown with ÚwÚ this >_< gwowing age, -^-^ A ÚwÚ deawew birth than ÚwÚ this :33 his wuv xDD had ^.^ bwought -;;w;; To :33 mawch uWu in ;;w;; wanks of xDD bettew xDD equipage: -OwO But xDD since ^.^ he >w< died ÚwÚ and ^-^ poets xDD bettew prove, -Theirs fow uWu theiw >_> stywe I'll wead, :33 his fow :33 his love'. - - -ÚwÚ 33 -Full UwU many :3 a glorious mownying uWu have UwU I uWu seen, -UwU Fwattew x3 the OwO mountain >_< tops with suvweign >_< eye, -Kissing with golden OwO face x3 the meadows green; -Gilding pawe streams with ^-^ heavenwy :3 awchemy: -^-^ Anyon >_< pewmit x3 the ^w^ basest :33 cwouds to ride, -With ugwy ^.^ wack on :33 his ^w^ cewestiaw >w< face, -xDD And from x3 the ^.^ fowwown wowwd :33 his >w< visage hide -Steawing unseen to xDD west with ÚwÚ this disgwace: -Even UwU so x3 my sun one early ;;w;; mown uWu did shinye, -With aww x3 twiumphant xDD spwendouw on x3 my >_> bwow, -OwO But x3 out awack, ^.^ he UwU was >_> but one >_> houw >_> minye, -uWu The wegion ;;w;; cwoud hath >w< masked ^.^ him from ;;w;; me now. -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ him fow uWu this, x3 my wuv nyo whit disdaineth, -Suns of x3 the wowwd OwO may stain, when heaven's sun stainyeth. - - -UwU 34 -Why :33 didst xDD thou promise xDD such :3 a beauteous ^-^ day, -xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me travel fowth ^-^ without x3 my cloak, -;;w;; To wet UwU base :33 cwouds >_> o'ewtake ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my :3 way, -x3 Hiding >w< thy uWu bwav'wy uWu in uWu theiw wotten >w< smoke? -'Tis nyot enough :3 that ^w^ thwough x3 the ;;w;; cwoud xDD thou break, -;;w;; To xDD dwy x3 the xDD wain on x3 my ^-^ stowm-beaten >w< face, -For nyo x3 man weww of xDD such :3 a ^.^ sawve ^.^ can :3 speak, -:33 That x3 heaws x3 the ^-^ wound, ÚwÚ and cures nyot x3 the disgwace: -x3 Nyow ^.^ can >w< thy ^-^ shame UwU give ;;w;; physic to x3 my gwief, -;;w;; Though xDD thou repent, yet UwU I uWu have still x3 the woss, -xDD Th' xDD offendew's sorrow wends >_> but xDD weak relief -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that bears x3 the >w< stwong ;;w;; offence's cross. -Ah >_> but UwU those tears OwO awe uWu peaww which >w< thy wuv xDD sheds, -xDD And ;;w;; they OwO awe rich, ÚwÚ and wansom aww :33 iww >_> deeds. - - -^.^ 35 -No ^.^ mowe be gwieved uWu at :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast :33 donye, -Woses uWu have thowns, ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew fountains mud, -Cwouds ÚwÚ and >_< ecwipses stain both ;;w;; moon ÚwÚ and sun, -xDD And woathsome ;;w;; cankew ;;w;; wives uWu in ^w^ sweetest uWu bud. -All ;;w;; men >_< make fauwts, ÚwÚ and even UwU I uWu in uWu this, -:3 Authowizing >w< thy trespass with compare, -OwO My self corrupting sawving >w< thy xDD amiss, -Excusing >w< thy :3 sins ^.^ mowe than >w< thy :3 sins are: -For to >w< thy sensual ;;w;; fauwt UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu in sense, -x3 Thy advewse party >_> is >w< thy OwO advocate, -xDD And uWu 'gainst x3 my self :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw pwea commence: ->w< Such ÚwÚ civiw >w< waw >_> is uWu in x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and hate, -:33 That UwU I >w< an xDD accessawy >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be, -;;w;; To :3 that x3 sweet UwU thief which souwwy robs from x3 me. - - -36 -Let ;;w;; me x3 confess :3 that ^.^ we >w< two ^w^ must be twain, -Awthough UwU ouw :33 undivided loves OwO awe onye: -^w^ So UwU shaww UwU those bwots :3 that UwU do with ;;w;; me >_< wemain, -Without >w< thy hewp, ^.^ by ;;w;; me be :3 bownye >_< awonye. -^w^ In UwU ouw >w< two loves there >_> is >_> but one wespect, -;;w;; Though uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; wives :3 a separable xDD spite, ->_< Which ^w^ though >w< it x3 awtew nyot love's sole xDD effect, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD doth >w< it ^.^ steaw x3 sweet >_> houws from love's delight. -UwU I OwO may nyot evewmowe :3 acknyowwedge ÚwÚ thee, -Lest x3 my OwO bewaiwed guilt >_> shouwd UwU do uWu thee UwU shame, -x3 Nyow xDD thou with public OwO kindnyess honour uWu me, -OwO Unwess xDD thou OwO take :3 that honour from >w< thy xDD nyame: -OwO But UwU do nyot >_> so, UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu in xDD such sort, -;;w;; As xDD thou ^.^ being >_> minye, >_< minye >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ good report. - - -x3 37 -;;w;; As :3 a :33 decwepit >w< fathew UwU takes OwO dewight, -;;w;; To >_> see :33 his OwO active chiwd UwU do >_< deeds of youth, -^w^ So I, UwU made :3 wame ^.^ by Fowtunye's deawest x3 spite -^.^ Take aww x3 my uWu comfowt of >w< thy ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and truth. -For >w< whethew >w< beauty, birth, ow ^.^ weawth, ow ^w^ wit, -:33 Ow xDD any of these all, ow all, ow ^.^ mowe -Entitwed uWu in >w< thy xDD pawts, UwU do ^.^ cwownyed ^.^ sit, -UwU I >_< make x3 my wuv engrafted to ÚwÚ this stowe: -^w^ So xDD then UwU I ^w^ am nyot ;;w;; wame, OwO poow, nor despised, -Whilst :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 shadow xDD doth xDD such ÚwÚ substance give, -:33 That UwU I uWu in >w< thy abundance ^w^ am ÚwÚ sufficed, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of aww >w< thy :3 gwowy live: -Wook >_> what >_> is ^w^ best, :3 that best UwU I ÚwÚ wish uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -This ÚwÚ wish UwU I have, xDD then ;;w;; ten times ^w^ happy x3 me. - - -;;w;; 38 -How ^.^ can x3 my >_< muse ^.^ want x3 subject to invent -While xDD thou dost ;;w;; bweathe :3 that pouw'st x3 into x3 my vewse, -OwO Thinye UwU own x3 sweet :33 awgument, ^w^ too ÚwÚ excewwent, -For every uWu vuwgaw paper to ÚwÚ weheawse? -x3 O UwU give >w< thy self x3 the thanks >_> if ^.^ aught uWu in uWu me, -Wowthy ;;w;; pewusaw stand OwO against >w< thy UwU sight, -For OwO who's UwU so UwU dumb :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >w< wwite to ÚwÚ thee, -x3 When xDD thou >w< thy self dost UwU give >w< invention wight? -^w^ Be xDD thou x3 the >_> tenth xDD Muse, ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe uWu in ^.^ wowth -Than UwU those ;;w;; owd >w< nyinye which uWu whymews ;;w;; invocate, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; cawws on ÚwÚ thee, wet ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing fowth -Eternal xDD nyumbews to outwive ^-^ wong >_> date. -;;w;; If x3 my :3 swight >_< muse UwU do uWu pwease these curious uWu days, -uWu The :33 pain be >_> minye, >_> but ^.^ thinye UwU shaww be x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. - - -39 -x3 O >w< how >w< thy ^.^ wowth with ^w^ mannyews OwO may UwU I ^w^ sing, -x3 When xDD thou awt aww x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of me? ->_> What ^.^ can >_< minye UwU own praise to >_< minye UwU own self bwing: -xDD And >_> what :3 is't >_> but >_< minye UwU own when UwU I praise thee? -Even fow uWu this, wet >_> us OwO divided x3 wive, -xDD And UwU ouw uWu deaw wuv wose xDD nyame of :3 singwe one, -:33 That ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu sepawation UwU I OwO may ;;w;; give: -:33 That >_< due to uWu thee which xDD thou desewv'st ÚwÚ awonye: -x3 O >w< absence >_> what :3 a x3 towment wouldst xDD thou prove, -^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot >w< thy :3 souw leisure uWu gave x3 sweet weave, -;;w;; To entertain x3 the time with >_< thoughts of xDD wuv, ->_< Which time ÚwÚ and >_< thoughts UwU so sweetly xDD doth x3 deceive. -xDD And :3 that xDD thou >_> teachest >w< how to >_< make one twain, -^-^ By pwaising ^.^ him OwO hewe who xDD doth >w< hence ^-^ wemain. - - -x3 40 -^.^ Take aww x3 my wuvs, x3 my xDD wuv, >w< yea OwO take them all, ->_> What x3 hast xDD thou xDD then ^.^ mowe than xDD thou >w< hadst ;;w;; befowe? -No xDD wuv, x3 my xDD wuv, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst true wuv >_> caww, -All >_< minye UwU was xDD thinye, >w< befowe xDD thou >w< hadst ÚwÚ this uWu mowe: -UwU Then >_> if fow x3 my xDD wuv, xDD thou x3 my wuv :33 weceivest, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ÚwÚ thee, fow x3 my wuv xDD thou >w< usest, -OwO But yet be >w< bwamed, >_> if xDD thou >w< thy self >_< deceivest -^-^ By ^.^ wiwfuw >_> taste of >_> what >w< thy self OwO wefusest. -UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive >w< thy robbery ^-^ gentwe UwU thief -Awthough xDD thou ^.^ steaw uWu thee aww x3 my xDD puvwty: -xDD And yet wuv xDD knyows >w< it >_> is :3 a :33 gweatew grief -;;w;; To UwU beaw :33 gweatew wwong, than xDD hate's ÚwÚ knyown >w< injuwy. -Lascivious gwace, uWu in ÚwÚ whom aww :33 iww weww uWu shows, -ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; me with spites yet ^.^ we ^w^ must nyot be foes. - - -ÚwÚ 41 ->w< Those OwO pwetty >_< wwongs :3 that ^w^ wibewty xDD commits, -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ sometime absent from >w< thy uWu heawt, -x3 Thy >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy years full weww x3 befits, -For still ^-^ temptation xDD fowwows :3 whewe xDD thou art. -^w^ Gentwe xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe to be >_> won, -Beauteous xDD thou awt, >_< thewefowe to be assaiwed. -xDD And when :3 a OwO woman woos, >_> what xDD woman's x3 son, -Will souwwy OwO weave her >w< tiww ^.^ he uWu have pwevaiwed? -uWu Ay uWu me, >_> but yet xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst x3 my uWu seat fowbeaw, -xDD And UwU chide >w< thy >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ stwaying youth, -Who lead uWu thee uWu in uWu theiw riot even there -Whewe xDD thou awt xDD fowced to bweak :3 a twofold twuth: -Hews ^.^ by >w< thy beauty >_< tempting her to ÚwÚ thee, -OwO Thinye ^.^ by >w< thy beauty ^.^ being UwU fawse to x3 me. - - ->w< 42 -:33 That xDD thou x3 hast her >w< it >_> is nyot aww x3 my gwief, -xDD And yet >w< it OwO may be uWu said UwU I xDD wuvd her ^-^ deawwy, -:33 That ^.^ she hath uWu thee >_> is of x3 my x3 waiwing ;;w;; chief, -^-^ A ^-^ woss uWu in wuv :3 that >_> touches ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe >_< nyeawwy. -Woving offenders OwO thus UwU I xDD wiww UwU excuse :3 ye, -^.^ Thou dost wuv hew, uWu because xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU I wuv hew, -xDD And fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake even UwU so xDD doth ^.^ she abuse uWu me, ->_< Suff'wing x3 my :33 fwiend fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake to approve her. -;;w;; If UwU I wose ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^-^ woss >_> is x3 my love's :33 gain, -xDD And losing hew, x3 my :33 fwiend hath >_> found :3 that woss, -UwU Both find >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and UwU I wose both twain, -xDD And both fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake uWu way on ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this cwoss, -OwO But hewe's x3 the joy, x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe one, -ÚwÚ Sweet flattery, xDD then ^.^ she loves >_> but ;;w;; me >_< awonye. - - -uWu 43 -x3 When UwU most UwU I >_> wink xDD then UwU do >_< minye eyes best see, -For aww x3 the day ;;w;; they x3 view ^.^ things unwespected, -OwO But when UwU I sweep, uWu in x3 dweams ;;w;; they wook on ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And >_< dawkwy :3 bwight, OwO awe uWu bwight uWu in dark ;;w;; diwected. -UwU Then xDD thou x3 whose :3 shadow ^-^ shadows xDD doth >_< make uWu bwight -How ^.^ wouwd >w< thy :3 shadow's ÚwÚ fowm, >_< fowm ^w^ happy show, -;;w;; To x3 the ^-^ cweaw day with >w< thy much cweawew wight, -x3 When to unseeing eyes >w< thy shade uWu shinyes so! -How ^.^ wouwd UwU (I >_> say) >_< minye eyes be blessed made, -^-^ By ^w^ wooking on uWu thee uWu in x3 the UwU wiving ^-^ day, -x3 When uWu in >_< dead >w< nyight >w< thy >w< faiw ^w^ impewfect shade, -^.^ Thwough x3 heavy :33 sweep on sightless eyes xDD doth ^-^ stay! -All OwO days OwO awe :33 nyights to >_> see >w< tiww UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And :33 nyights uWu bwight OwO days when x3 dweams UwU do x3 show uWu thee x3 me. - - ->w< 44 -;;w;; If x3 the dull ÚwÚ substance of x3 my >w< fwesh :3 wewe ^-^ thought, -Injurious ^w^ distance >_> shouwd nyot ÚwÚ stop x3 my :3 way, -For xDD then ;;w;; despite of xDD space UwU I ^.^ wouwd be brought, -Fwom :3 wimits uWu faw remote, :3 whewe xDD thou dost ;;w;; stay, -No ;;w;; mattew xDD then awthough x3 my :33 foot uWu did stand ->_> Upon x3 the ^-^ fawthest ^.^ eawth removed from ÚwÚ thee, -For >_< nyimbwe xDD thought ^.^ can x3 jump both sea ÚwÚ and land, -;;w;; As >w< soon >_< as think x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< be. -OwO But UwU ah, xDD thought :33 kiwws ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD thought -;;w;; To ^-^ weap large lengths of >_< miwes when xDD thou awt >w< gonye, -OwO But :3 that UwU so much of ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and UwU watew wrought, -UwU I ^w^ must >w< attend, ÚwÚ time's leisure with x3 my ^w^ moan. -ÚwÚ Weceiving >_< nyought ^.^ by ÚwÚ ewements UwU so swow, -OwO But x3 heavy ^-^ teaws, ^.^ badges of uWu eithew's woe. - - -^-^ 45 -uWu The othew >_> two, :3 swight air, ÚwÚ and puwging ^w^ fiwe, -^w^ Awe both with ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ whewevew UwU I :3 abide, -uWu The xDD fiwst x3 my ^-^ thought, x3 the othew x3 my >_> desiwe, -;;w;; These OwO pwesent-absent with UwU swift >_> motion xDD swide. -For when these quickew ÚwÚ ewements OwO awe >_> gonye -^w^ In xDD tendew uWu embassy of wuv to ÚwÚ thee, -OwO My >w< wife ^.^ being UwU made of >w< fouw, with >w< two ^-^ awonye, -Sinks down to UwU death, OwO oppwessed with :3 mewanchowy. -Untiw ^w^ wife's composition be >_> wecuwed, -^-^ By UwU those UwU swift xDD messengews wetuwnyed from ÚwÚ thee, -Who even >_> but nyow come back again ^.^ assuwed, -Of >w< thy >w< faiw :33 heawth, wecounting >w< it to x3 me. -This x3 towd, UwU I joy, >_> but xDD then nyo longer gwad, -UwU I >_> send them back again ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight gwow OwO sad. - - -OwO 46 -Mine ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt OwO awe uWu at :3 a >w< mowtaw waw, -How to OwO divide x3 the conquest of >w< thy UwU sight, -Mine >_< eye, x3 my >_< heawt >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe's ^.^ sight ^.^ wouwd uWu baw, -OwO My uWu heawt, >_< minye ^w^ eye x3 the OwO fweedom of :3 that wight, -OwO My >_< heawt xDD doth pwead :3 that xDD thou uWu in ^.^ him dost wie, -(A cwoset >_< nyevew pierced with >_> cwystaw :3 eyes) -OwO But x3 the UwU defendant xDD doth :3 that pwea deny, -xDD And ;;w;; says uWu in ^.^ him >w< thy >w< faiw xDD appeawance uWu wies. -;;w;; To x3 side ÚwÚ this ;;w;; titwe >_> is ÚwÚ impanyewwed -^-^ A ^w^ quest of thoughts, aww tenyants to x3 the uWu heawt, -xDD And ^.^ by uWu theiw :33 vewdict >_> is :3 detewminyed -uWu The ^-^ cweaw UwU eye's ^-^ moiety, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu deaw heart's part. -;;w;; As thus, >_< minye UwU eye's >_< due >_> is >w< thy :33 outwawd >_> pawt, -xDD And x3 my heart's wight, >w< thy inward wuv of ;;w;; heawt. - - -47 -Betwixt >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt :3 a :33 weague >_> is took, -xDD And >_< each xDD doth ÚwÚ good tuwns nyow >w< unto x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -x3 When :3 that >_< minye ^w^ eye >_> is famished fow :3 a look, -:33 Ow >_< heawt uWu in wuv with :3 sighs >_< himsewf xDD doth ÚwÚ smothew; -With x3 my love's ^-^ pictuwe xDD then x3 my ^w^ eye xDD doth OwO feast, -xDD And to x3 the painted :33 banquet UwU bids x3 my heart: -ÚwÚ Anyothew time >_< minye ^w^ eye >_> is x3 my heart's :3 guest, -xDD And uWu in :33 his >_< thoughts of wuv xDD doth share :3 a part. -^w^ So xDD eithew ^.^ by >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe ow x3 my xDD wuv, -x3 Thy self away, awt xDD pwesent still with uWu me, -For xDD thou nyot ^-^ fawthew than x3 my >_< thoughts ;;w;; canst x3 muv, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am still with ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they with thee. -:33 Ow >_> if ;;w;; they sweep, >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe uWu in x3 my ^.^ sight -:3 Awakes x3 my uWu heawt, to heart's ÚwÚ and UwU eye's delight. - - -48 -How careful UwU was UwU I when UwU I >_> took x3 my :3 way, -x3 Each xDD twifwe :33 undew uWu twuest bars to ÚwÚ thwust, -:33 That to x3 my use >w< it ^w^ might unused xDD stay -Fwom ^.^ hands of fawsehood, uWu in >_< suwe wards of twust! -OwO But UwU thou, to ÚwÚ whom x3 my :3 jewews twifwes awe, -:3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy comfort, nyow x3 my ÚwÚ gweatest gwief, -^.^ Thou best of :3 deawest, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >w< onwy care, -Awt left x3 the prey of every uWu vuwgaw >w< thief. -uWu Thee uWu have UwU I nyot UwU wocked x3 up uWu in xDD any :3 chest, -:3 Save :3 whewe xDD thou awt >_> nyot, ^w^ though UwU I x3 feew xDD thou awt, -OwO Within x3 the ^-^ gentwe cwosuwe of x3 my UwU bweast, -Fwom >_> whence uWu at :3 pweasuwe xDD thou uWu mayst come ÚwÚ and >_> pawt, -xDD And even thence xDD thou wiwt be :3 stow'n UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -For uWu twuth ;;w;; pwuvs thievish fow :3 a >w< pwize UwU so deaw. - - -;;w;; 49 -^w^ Against :3 that time ÚwÚ (if OwO evew :3 that time :3 come) -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww >_> see uWu thee fwown on x3 my UwU defects, -x3 When >_< as >w< thy wuv hath ;;w;; cast :33 his utmost sum, -Cawwed to :3 that ^-^ audit ^.^ by ^w^ advised x3 wespects, -^w^ Against :3 that time when xDD thou shalt OwO stwangewy pass, -xDD And uWu scawcewy x3 gweet ;;w;; me with :3 that sun ^.^ thinye >_< eye, -x3 When wuv ^.^ convewted from x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it UwU was -Shall weasons find of ^-^ settwed gravity; -^w^ Against :3 that time UwU do UwU I :33 ensconce ;;w;; me OwO hewe -OwO Within x3 the >_< knyowwedge of >_< minye UwU own :3 desewt, -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu hand, OwO against x3 my self ^w^ upweaw, -;;w;; To xDD guawd x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw weasons on >w< thy >_> pawt, -;;w;; To OwO weave poor uWu me, xDD thou x3 hast x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of ^-^ waws, -Since >w< why to xDD wuv, UwU I ^.^ can awwege nyo OwO cause. - - -:3 50 -How x3 heavy UwU do UwU I ^w^ jouwnyey on x3 the :3 way, -x3 When >_> what UwU I >_> seek >_< (my ÚwÚ weawy uWu twavew's ^w^ end) -^-^ Doth >_< teach :3 that case ÚwÚ and :3 that wepose to >_> say -;;w;; 'Thus uWu faw x3 the >_< miwes OwO awe measuwed from >w< thy >w< fwiend.' -uWu The beast :3 that bears uWu me, ^w^ tiwed with x3 my woe, -Plods :3 duwwy ;;w;; on, to UwU beaw :3 that >_> weight uWu in uWu me, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ by x3 some >w< instinct x3 the uWu wwetch uWu did ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ His widew xDD wuvd nyot ^w^ speed ^.^ being UwU made from >_< thee: -uWu The bwoody ^w^ spuw ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; pwovoke ^.^ him ;;w;; on, -:33 That x3 sometimes ÚwÚ angew thrusts x3 into :33 his hide, ->_< Which >_> heaviwy ^.^ he ^-^ answews with :3 a gwoan, -uWu Mowe ^-^ shawp to ;;w;; me than ^.^ spuwwing to :33 his side, -For :3 that same gwoan xDD doth put ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 my UwU mind, -OwO My grief wies onward ÚwÚ and x3 my joy behind. - - -51 -^-^ Thus ^.^ can x3 my wuv UwU excuse x3 the slow ^-^ offence, -Of x3 my dull >w< beawew, when from uWu thee UwU I speed, -Fwom :3 whewe xDD thou awt, >w< why >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ haste ;;w;; me :3 thence? -Tiww UwU I ^-^ wetuwn of UwU posting >_> is nyo ^w^ nyeed. -x3 O >_> what UwU excuse xDD wiww x3 my poor beast xDD then ^w^ find, -x3 When UwU swift extremity ^.^ can xDD seem >_> but swow? -UwU Then >_> shouwd UwU I ^w^ spuw ^w^ though UwU mounted on x3 the ;;w;; wind, -^w^ In >_> winged ^w^ speed nyo >_> motion UwU shaww UwU I knyow, -UwU Then ^.^ can nyo UwU howse with x3 my ^.^ desiwe >_< keep pace, -Therefore ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ (of ÚwÚ pewfect'st wuv ^.^ being >w< made) -Shall nyeigh (no dull >_< fwesh) uWu in :33 his fiery :33 wace, -OwO But xDD wuv, fow xDD wuv, OwO thus UwU shaww UwU excuse x3 my >_< jade, -Since from uWu thee ^-^ going, ^.^ he OwO went >w< wiwfuw-swow, -Towards uWu thee I'll uWu wun, ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him OwO weave to ÚwÚ go. - - -;;w;; 52 -^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I >_< as x3 the rich x3 whose blessed >_> key, -UwU Can ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to :33 his x3 sweet >_> up-wocked treasure, -uWu The which ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot every >_> houw suwvey, -For ^.^ bwunting x3 the OwO finye :33 point of seldom pleasure. -Therefore OwO awe feasts UwU so solemn ÚwÚ and UwU so wawe, -Since seldom xDD coming uWu in :3 that ^-^ wong xDD yeaw ^-^ set, -Wike ^.^ stonyes of ^.^ wowth ;;w;; they thinly pwaced awe, -:33 Ow UwU captain :3 jewews uWu in x3 the ^.^ cawcanyet. -^w^ So >_> is x3 the time :3 that keeps xDD you >_< as x3 my uWu chest -:33 Ow >_< as x3 the wardrobe which x3 the wobe xDD doth hide, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 some >_> speciaw x3 instant speciaw-bwest, -^-^ By x3 nyew ^-^ unfowding :33 his x3 impwisonyed pwide. -Bwessed OwO awe xDD you x3 whose wowthinyess ;;w;; gives >w< scope, -uWu Being xDD had to :3 twiumph, ^.^ being ^.^ wacked to ^-^ hope. - - -53 ->_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ substance, xDD wheweof OwO awe xDD you made, -:33 That millions of ;;w;; stwange ^-^ shadows on xDD you :33 tend? -Since every one, hath every one, one shade, -xDD And xDD you >_> but one, ^.^ can every :3 shadow xDD wend: ->w< Descwibe Adonyis ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< countewfeit, -Is poorly ^-^ imitated ÚwÚ aftew UwU you, -On Helen's >_< cheek aww awt of beauty ^-^ set, -xDD And xDD you uWu in Grecian tires OwO awe painted uWu nyew: -^w^ Speak of x3 the spring, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ foison of x3 the >w< yeaw, -uWu The one xDD doth :3 shadow of x3 youw beauty show, -uWu The othew >_< as x3 youw >_> bounty xDD doth ^.^ appeaw, -xDD And xDD you uWu in every blessed xDD shape ^.^ we :33 knyow. -^w^ In aww ÚwÚ extewnyaw xDD gwace xDD you uWu have x3 some >_> pawt, -OwO But xDD you ^.^ wike nyonye, >_< nyonye xDD you fow ^w^ constant ;;w;; heawt. - - -UwU 54 -x3 O >w< how much ^.^ mowe xDD doth beauty beauteous ;;w;; seem, -^-^ By :3 that x3 sweet ^w^ ownyament which uWu twuth xDD doth :3 give! -uWu The wose :33 wooks faiw, >_> but fairer ^.^ we >w< it >w< deem -For :3 that x3 sweet ^.^ odouw, which xDD doth uWu in >w< it live: -uWu The ;;w;; cankew bwooms uWu have full >_< as >_> deep :3 a xDD dye, -;;w;; As x3 the perfumed >_< tinctuwe of x3 the >_> woses, -Hang on xDD such thowns, ÚwÚ and :33 pway >_< as ;;w;; wantonwy, -x3 When :33 summew's UwU bweath uWu theiw >w< masked ^-^ buds discwoses: -OwO But fow uWu theiw viwtue >w< onwy >_> is uWu theiw show, -^-^ They ^w^ wive ^w^ unwooed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ unwespected fade, -:33 Die to x3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< woses UwU do nyot >_> so, -Of uWu theiw x3 sweet UwU deaths, OwO awe ^w^ sweetest UwU odouws >_< made: -xDD And UwU so of UwU you, beauteous ÚwÚ and lovely youth, -x3 When :3 that UwU shaww vade, ^.^ by >_> vewse distills x3 youw truth. - - ->_< 55 -ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; mawbwe, nor x3 the :3 giwded ^-^ monyuments -Of pwinces UwU shaww outwive ÚwÚ this powerful ^-^ whyme, -OwO But xDD you UwU shaww shine ^.^ mowe uWu bwight uWu in these contents -Than uWu unswept OwO stonye, besmeared with >_> swuttish uWu time. -x3 When ^w^ wastefuw >w< waw UwU shaww statues xDD uvwtuwn, -xDD And ^-^ bwoiws ^.^ woot x3 out x3 the ^.^ wowk of masonry, -x3 Nyow uWu Maws :33 his uWu swowd, nor waw's ^w^ quick fire UwU shaww burn: -uWu The UwU wiving xDD wecowd of x3 youw memory. -^w^ 'Gainst UwU death, ÚwÚ and xDD aww-obwivious >_< enmity -Shall xDD you >_> pace ^-^ fowth, x3 youw praise UwU shaww still find room, -Even uWu in x3 the eyes of aww posterity -:33 That ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this wowwd x3 out to x3 the >w< ending doom. -^w^ So >w< tiww x3 the ^w^ judgment :3 that x3 youw self ^.^ awise, ->_> You ^w^ wive uWu in uWu this, ÚwÚ and dwell uWu in wuvws' :3 eyes. - - ->w< 56 -ÚwÚ Sweet wuv renew >w< thy fowce, be >w< it nyot uWu said -x3 Thy UwU edge >_> shouwd :3 bwuntew be than uWu appetite, ->_< Which >_> but ^w^ to-day ^.^ by feeding >_> is allayed, ->_< To-mowwow sharpened uWu in :33 his xDD fowmew ^.^ might. -^w^ So wuv be UwU thou, awthough ^w^ to-day xDD thou ^w^ fiww -x3 Thy hungwy ^w^ eyes, even >w< tiww ;;w;; they >_> wink with :3 fuwnyess, ->_< To-mowwow >_> see OwO again, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot OwO kiww -uWu The ^w^ spiwit of xDD wuv, with :3 a pewpetuaw dulness: -Let ÚwÚ this >_> sad intewim ^.^ wike x3 the xDD ocean be ->_< Which parts x3 the >w< showe, :3 whewe >w< two >_< contwacted ^w^ nyew, -:3 Come x3 daiwy to x3 the ^w^ banks, :3 that when ;;w;; they OwO see: -Return of xDD wuv, ^.^ mowe bwest OwO may be x3 the x3 view. -:33 Ow caww >w< it UwU wintew, which ^.^ being full of care, -:3 Makes :33 summew's ;;w;; wewcome, thrice ^.^ mowe wished, ^.^ mowe rare. - - -57 -uWu Being x3 youw ;;w;; swave >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do >_> but ÚwÚ tend, ->_> Upon x3 the houws, ÚwÚ and times of x3 youw desiwe? -UwU I uWu have nyo >_< pwecious time uWu at aww to ;;w;; spend; -x3 Nyow >_< sewvices to UwU do >w< tiww xDD you require. -x3 Nyow dawe UwU I UwU chide x3 the wowwd-without-end ^-^ houw, -Whilst UwU I >_< (my ^-^ suvweign) ;;w;; watch x3 the >w< cwock fow UwU you, -x3 Nyow think x3 the uWu bittewnyess of >w< absence sour, -x3 When xDD you uWu have bid x3 youw xDD sewvant >_> once ^w^ adieu. -x3 Nyow dawe UwU I ;;w;; question with x3 my jealous ^-^ thought, -Whewe xDD you OwO may be, ow x3 youw affairs >w< suppose, -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a >_> sad ;;w;; swave xDD stay ÚwÚ and think of >_< nyought -:3 Save :3 whewe xDD you awe, >w< how ^w^ happy xDD you >_< make x3 those. -^w^ So true :3 a >w< foow >_> is xDD wuv, :3 that uWu in x3 youw :33 wiww, -(Though xDD you UwU do xDD any >_< thing) ^.^ he ^w^ thinks nyo ill. - - -^-^ 58 -:33 That god OwO fowbid, :3 that UwU made ;;w;; me xDD fiwst x3 youw :33 swave, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu in xDD thought contwow x3 youw times of x3 pweasuwe, -:33 Ow uWu at x3 youw uWu hand x3 th' :33 account of >_> houws to OwO cwave, -uWu Being x3 youw ^.^ vassaw bound to xDD stay x3 youw xDD weisuwe. -x3 O wet ;;w;; me suffew (being uWu at x3 youw beck) -xDD Th' x3 impwisonyed >w< absence of x3 youw >w< wibewty, -xDD And uWu patience >w< tame to sufferance bide >_< each check, -Without accusing xDD you of >w< injuwy. -^w^ Be :3 whewe xDD you wist, x3 youw ÚwÚ chawtew >_> is UwU so :33 stwong, -:33 That xDD you x3 youw self OwO may uWu pwiviwage x3 youw time -;;w;; To >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, to xDD you >w< it xDD doth belong, -uWu Youw self to UwU pawdon of ;;w;; sewf-doing crime. -UwU I ^w^ am to x3 wait, ^w^ though uWu waiting UwU so be >_> heww, -ÚwÚ Nyot uWu bwame x3 youw :3 pweasuwe be >w< it :33 iww ow well. - - -59 -;;w;; If there be >_< nyothing ^w^ nyew, >_> but :3 that which ;;w;; is, ->_< Hath :33 been x3 befowe, >w< how OwO awe UwU ouw brains beguiled, ->_< Which labouring fow >w< invention UwU beaw >_> amis -uWu The second >_< buwthen of :3 a xDD fowmew >_> chiwd! -x3 O :3 that xDD wecowd couwd with :3 a uWu backwawd look, -Even of five :3 hundwed ;;w;; couwses of x3 the sun, -uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 youw x3 image uWu in x3 some >w< antique ^-^ book, -Since ^-^ mind uWu at xDD fiwst uWu in character UwU was ^-^ donye. -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might >_> see >_> what x3 the ;;w;; owd wowwd couwd say, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU composed wonder of x3 youw frame, -Whethew ^.^ we OwO awe >_< mended, ow >w< whethew xDD bettew >w< they, -:33 Ow >w< whethew :3 wevowution be x3 the :33 same. -x3 O >_< suwe UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :33 wits of xDD fowmew uWu days, -;;w;; To subjects xDD wowse uWu have UwU given ^w^ admiwing ;;w;; pwaise. - - -OwO 60 -Wike >_< as x3 the ;;w;; waves >_< make uWu towawds x3 the OwO pebbwed >w< showe, -^w^ So UwU do UwU ouw ^w^ minyutes x3 hasten to uWu theiw ^w^ end, -x3 Each :3 changing :33 pwace with :3 that which xDD goes x3 befowe, -^w^ In sequent toiw aww OwO fowwawds UwU do ^w^ contend. ->_< Nyativity >_> once uWu in x3 the :33 main of wight, -:3 Cwawws to maturity, xDD whewewith ^.^ being >w< cwownyed, -Crooked >_< ecwipses uWu 'gainst :33 his :3 gwowy x3 fight, -xDD And ^-^ Time :3 that :3 gave, xDD doth nyow :33 his ^w^ gift confound. -^-^ Time xDD doth >_< twansfix x3 the :33 fwouwish uWu set on youth, -xDD And ÚwÚ dewves x3 the ;;w;; pawawwews uWu in beauty's >_> bwow, ->_< Feeds on x3 the wawities of ;;w;; nyatuwe's truth, -xDD And >_< nyothing >w< stands >_> but fow :33 his x3 scythe to uWu mow. -xDD And yet to times uWu in hope, x3 my >_> vewse UwU shaww stand ->_< Pwaising >w< thy ^.^ wowth, ;;w;; despite :33 his UwU cwuew >w< hand. - - -x3 61 -Is >w< it >w< thy :33 wiww, >w< thy x3 image >_> shouwd >_< keep open -OwO My x3 heavy >_> eyewids to x3 the ÚwÚ weawy night? -uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ desiwe x3 my swumbews >_> shouwd be OwO bwoken, -While ^-^ shadows ^.^ wike to uWu thee UwU do ÚwÚ mock x3 my sight? -Is >w< it >w< thy ^w^ spiwit :3 that xDD thou xDD send'st from uWu thee -^w^ So uWu faw from ^.^ home x3 into x3 my >_< deeds to pwy, -;;w;; To find x3 out UwU shames ÚwÚ and idle >_> houws uWu in uWu me, -uWu The ;;w;; scope ÚwÚ and tenure of >w< thy ^.^ jeawousy? -x3 O no, >w< thy wuv ^w^ though ÚwÚ much, >_> is nyot UwU so ^.^ gweat, -^.^ It >_> is x3 my wuv :3 that keeps >_< minye ^w^ eye >w< awake, -Mine UwU own true wuv :3 that xDD doth x3 my xDD west defeat, -;;w;; To :33 pway x3 the watchman OwO evew fow >w< thy sake. -For uWu thee ;;w;; watch I, whiwst xDD thou dost wake :3 ewsewhewe, -Fwom ;;w;; me uWu faw ^w^ off, with ;;w;; othews aww ^w^ too ÚwÚ nyeaw. - - -x3 62 -Sin of sewf-wuv UwU possesseth aww >_< minye >_< eye, -xDD And aww x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and aww x3 my every ^w^ pawt; -xDD And fow ÚwÚ this x3 sin there >_> is nyo ^.^ wemedy, -^.^ It >_> is UwU so >_< gwounded inward uWu in x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -Methinks nyo OwO face UwU so >_> gwacious >_> is >_< as >_> minye, -No xDD shape UwU so ^-^ twue, nyo uWu twuth of xDD such ^w^ account, -xDD And fow x3 my self >_< minye UwU own ^.^ wowth UwU do >w< definye, -;;w;; As UwU I aww othew uWu in aww :33 wowths >_> suwmount. -OwO But when x3 my gwass >_< shows ;;w;; me x3 my self ÚwÚ indeed -uWu beated ÚwÚ and x3 chopt with ^.^ tannyed :33 antiquity, -Mine UwU own sewf-wuv quite :33 contwawy UwU I read: -Self, UwU so sewf-woving :3 wewe :33 inyiquity. -'Tis uWu thee >_< (my :3 sewf) :3 that fow x3 my self UwU I >_< pwaise, -Painting x3 my age with beauty of >w< thy days. - - ->_> 63 -^w^ Against x3 my wuv UwU shaww be >_< as UwU I ^w^ am nyow -With ÚwÚ Time's xDD injuwious uWu hand cwushed ÚwÚ and o'ewwown, -x3 When >_> houws uWu have x3 dwainyed :33 his :3 bwood ÚwÚ and filled :33 his ^w^ bwow -With lines ÚwÚ and wwinkwes, when :33 his youthfuw ;;w;; mown ->_< Hath OwO twavewwed on to age's OwO steepy night, -xDD And aww UwU those beauties xDD wheweof nyow uWu he's x3 king -^w^ Awe ^-^ vanyishing, ow ^.^ vanyished x3 out of UwU sight, -Steawing OwO away x3 the treasure of :33 his >_< spwing: -For xDD such :3 a time UwU do UwU I nyow fortify -^w^ Against >_< confounding age's UwU cwuew ^-^ knyife, -:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew :3 cut from ^w^ memowy -OwO My x3 sweet love's >w< beauty, ^w^ though x3 my lover's life. -ÚwÚ His beauty UwU shaww uWu in these black lines be uWu seen, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww x3 wive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu in them still x3 gween. - - -x3 64 -x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ by ÚwÚ Time's UwU feww uWu hand ^-^ defaced -uWu The wich-pwoud >_> cost of outwown buried age, -x3 When ÚwÚ sometime wofty towews UwU I >_> see down-wased, -xDD And brass xDD etewnyaw ;;w;; swave to >w< mowtaw x3 wage. -x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the hungwy xDD ocean ^.^ gain -uWu Advantage on x3 the ^w^ kingdom of x3 the >w< showe, -xDD And x3 the >w< fiwm UwU soiw x3 win of x3 the :3 watewy ^-^ main, -Increasing OwO stowe with woss, ÚwÚ and ^-^ woss with >_< stowe. -x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD such >_< intewchange of ^-^ State, -:33 Ow >w< state >w< it self x3 confounded, to uWu decay, -x3 Wuin hath ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me OwO thus to >_< wuminyate -:33 That ^-^ Time xDD wiww come ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my wuv xDD away. -This xDD thought >_> is >_< as :3 a :33 death which ;;w;; cannyot choose -OwO But xDD weep to have, :3 that which >w< it OwO feaws to uWu wose. - - -x3 65 -Since bwass, nor OwO stonye, nor earth, nor boundwess :33 sea, -OwO But >_> sad OwO mowtawity UwU o'ewsways uWu theiw x3 powew, -How with ÚwÚ this xDD wage UwU shaww beauty howd :3 a plea, ->_< Whose uWu action >_> is nyo stronger than :3 a >w< fwowew? -x3 O >w< how UwU shaww :33 summew's honey UwU bweath howd ^.^ out, -^w^ Against x3 the wrackful ^-^ siege of ^-^ batt'wing uWu days, -x3 When x3 wocks OwO impwegnyabwe OwO awe nyot UwU so uWu stout, -x3 Nyow :3 gates of steew UwU so >w< stwong >_> but time UwU decays? -x3 O x3 feawfuw >w< meditation, :3 whewe awack, -Shall ÚwÚ Time's best jewel from ÚwÚ Time's uWu chest >_< wie ^-^ hid? -:33 Ow >_> what >w< stwong uWu hand ^.^ can howd :33 his UwU swift :33 foot back, -:33 Ow who :33 his :33 spoiw of beauty ^.^ can fowbid? -x3 O nyonye, ^w^ unwess ÚwÚ this :33 miwacwe uWu have xDD might, -:33 That uWu in black ink x3 my wuv OwO may still shine >_< bwight. - - -x3 66 -uWu Tiwed with aww these fow OwO westfuw :33 death UwU I ^-^ cwy, -;;w;; As to behowd desewt :3 a beggar born, -xDD And nyeedy >_< nyothing ^-^ twimmed uWu in jollity, -xDD And puwest :33 faith ÚwÚ unhappiwy forsworn, -xDD And :3 giwded honour ÚwÚ shamefuwwy ;;w;; mispwaced, -xDD And >_< maiden viwtue wudewy strumpeted, -xDD And >w< wight pewfection UwU wwongfuwwy >_> disgwaced, -xDD And ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ by wimping xDD sway ^.^ disabwed -xDD And awt UwU made tongue-tied ^.^ by ÚwÚ authowity, -xDD And >w< fowwy x3 (doctow-wike) >w< contwowwing ^-^ skiww, -xDD And :33 simpwe uWu twuth >w< miscawwed simplicity, -xDD And >w< captive ÚwÚ good :33 attending UwU captain ill. -uWu Tiwed with aww OwO these, from these ^.^ wouwd UwU I be >w< gonye, -:3 Save :3 that to >_> die, UwU I OwO weave x3 my wuv >_< awonye. - - -67 -Ah ^-^ whewefowe with :3 infection >_> shouwd ^.^ he x3 wive, -xDD And with :33 his x3 pwesence xDD gwace >w< impiety, -:33 That x3 sin ^.^ by ^.^ him ^w^ advantage >_> shouwd xDD achieve, -xDD And :33 wace >w< it self with :33 his society? -Why >_> shouwd UwU fawse OwO painting ^.^ imitate :33 his OwO cheek, -xDD And ^.^ steaw >_< dead ÚwÚ seeming of :33 his UwU wiving hue? -Why >_> shouwd poor beauty indirectly seek, -Woses of xDD shadow, xDD since :33 his wose >_> is twue? -Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he x3 wive, nyow ÚwÚ nyatuwe >w< bankwupt ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ Beggawed of :3 bwood to bwush ^w^ thwough lively >_> veins, -For ^.^ she hath nyo ^.^ exchequew nyow >_> but his, -xDD And OwO pwoud of UwU many, ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon :33 his gains? -x3 O ^.^ him ^.^ she stowes, to x3 show >_> what weawth ^.^ she :33 had, -^w^ In OwO days ^-^ wong since, >w< befowe these >w< wast UwU so bad. - - -^.^ 68 -^-^ Thus >_> is :33 his >_< cheek x3 the ^.^ map of OwO days ^-^ outwown, -x3 When beauty >_< wived ÚwÚ and >w< died >_< as fwowews UwU do now, -^.^ Befowe these ^.^ bastawd signs of >w< faiw :3 wewe born, -:33 Ow x3 duwst ;;w;; inhabit on :3 a UwU wiving OwO bwow: -^.^ Befowe x3 the golden >w< twesses of x3 the >_< dead, -uWu The >w< wight of ^.^ sepuwchwes, :3 wewe OwO shown away, -;;w;; To ^w^ wive :3 a second >w< wife on second head, -Ere beauty's >_< dead fweece UwU made anyothew gay: -^w^ In ^.^ him UwU those >w< howy >w< antique >_> houws OwO awe uWu seen, -Without aww ownyament, >w< it self ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, -^.^ Making nyo ^-^ summew of another's xDD gween, -x3 Wobbing nyo ;;w;; owd to :3 dwess :33 his beauty ^w^ nyew, -xDD And ^.^ him >_< as fow :3 a ^.^ map xDD doth ÚwÚ Nyatuwe store, -;;w;; To x3 show UwU fawse Awt >_> what beauty UwU was of >_< yowe. - - -OwO 69 ->w< Those parts of uWu thee :3 that x3 the OwO wowwd's ^w^ eye xDD doth ^.^ view, -OwO Want >_< nyothing :3 that x3 the xDD thought of heawts ^.^ can >w< mend: -All tongues uWu (the uWu voice of souws) UwU give uWu thee :3 that >_> due, -^w^ Uttewing OwO bawe truth, even UwU so >_< as ^-^ foes commend. -x3 Thy :33 outwawd OwO thus with :33 outwawd praise >_> is >w< cwownyed, -OwO But UwU those same tongues :3 that UwU give uWu thee UwU so ^.^ thinye OwO own, -^w^ In othew ;;w;; accents UwU do ÚwÚ this praise confound -^-^ By ^-^ seeing ^-^ fawthew than x3 the ^w^ eye hath :3 shown. -^-^ They wook x3 into x3 the beauty of >w< thy UwU mind, -xDD And :3 that uWu in guess ;;w;; they UwU measuwe ^.^ by >w< thy uWu deeds, -UwU Then churls uWu theiw >_< thoughts (although uWu theiw eyes :3 wewe ^.^ kind) -;;w;; To >w< thy >w< faiw fwowew >_< add x3 the rank smell of weeds: -OwO But >w< why >w< thy >_< odouw matcheth nyot >w< thy show, -uWu The UwU soiw >_> is uWu this, :3 that xDD thou dost ^w^ common ^w^ gwow. - - -x3 70 -:33 That xDD thou awt blamed UwU shaww nyot be >w< thy uWu defect, -For ^.^ swandew's mark UwU was OwO evew yet x3 the faiw, -uWu The ^w^ ownyament of beauty >_> is ;;w;; suspect, -^-^ A x3 cwow :3 that fwies uWu in heaven's ^w^ sweetest air. -^w^ So xDD thou be UwU good, ^-^ swandew xDD doth >_> but ^.^ appwuv, -x3 Thy ^.^ wowth x3 the :33 gweatew ^.^ being :3 wooed of time, -For ;;w;; cankew :33 vice x3 the ^w^ sweetest ^-^ buds xDD doth xDD wuv, -xDD And xDD thou >w< pwesent'st :3 a puwe OwO unstainyed ^-^ pwime. -^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 passed ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ ambush of xDD young uWu days, -^-^ Eithew nyot >_> assaiwed, ow victor ^.^ being chawged, -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this >w< thy praise ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so >w< thy >_< pwaise, -;;w;; To :33 tie x3 up xDD envy, evewmowe enwawged, -;;w;; If x3 some >_> suspect of :33 iww >w< masked nyot >w< thy show, -UwU Then xDD thou awonye OwO kingdoms of heawts shouwdst owe. - - -^w^ 71 -No longer mouwn fow ;;w;; me when UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, -Than xDD you UwU shaww hear x3 the uWu suwwy UwU suwwen beww -Give :3 wawnying to x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ fwed -Fwom ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe wowwd with vilest wowms to ^-^ dweww: -Nyay >_> if xDD you ^w^ wead ÚwÚ this xDD winye, remember >_> nyot, -uWu The uWu hand :3 that ^-^ wwit :33 it, fow UwU I wuv xDD you >_> so, -:33 That UwU I uWu in x3 youw x3 sweet >_< thoughts ^.^ wouwd be >w< fowgot, -;;w;; If uWu thinking on ;;w;; me xDD then >_> shouwd >_< make xDD you woe. -x3 O >_> if UwU (I >_> say) xDD you wook ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this vewse, -x3 When UwU I (perhaps) OwO compounded ^w^ am with ^-^ cway, -Do nyot UwU so much >_< as x3 my poor xDD nyame :33 weheawse; -OwO But wet x3 youw wuv even with x3 my >w< wife UwU decay. -Lest x3 the uWu wise wowwd >_> shouwd wook x3 into x3 youw >w< moan, -xDD And ÚwÚ mock xDD you with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ aftew UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. - - ->_> 72 -x3 O xDD west x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd :3 task xDD you to >_< wecite, ->_> What merit >_< wived uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd wuv ->w< Aftew x3 my :33 death ^w^ (deaw :3 wuv) x3 fowget ;;w;; me UwU quite, -For xDD you uWu in ;;w;; me ^.^ can >_< nyothing ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ pwuv. -OwO Unwess xDD you ^.^ wouwd >w< devise x3 some virtuous wie, -;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ mowe fow ;;w;; me than >_< minye UwU own :3 desewt, -xDD And ^w^ hang ^.^ mowe praise ;;w;; upon x3 deceased I, -Than niggard uWu twuth ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wiwwingwy impawt: -x3 O xDD west x3 youw true wuv OwO may xDD seem UwU fawse uWu in uWu this, -:33 That xDD you fow wuv speak weww of ;;w;; me x3 untwue, -OwO My xDD nyame be buried :3 whewe x3 my >w< body ;;w;; is, -xDD And ^w^ wive nyo ^.^ mowe to ^-^ shame nor uWu me, nor OwO you. -For UwU I ^w^ am :33 shamed ^.^ by :3 that which UwU I ;;w;; bwing ^-^ fowth, -xDD And UwU so >_> shouwd UwU you, to wuv ^.^ things >_< nyothing uWu wowth. - - -73 -:33 That time of xDD yeaw xDD thou uWu mayst uWu in ;;w;; me behowd, -x3 When >w< yewwow OwO weaves, ow nyonye, ow x3 few UwU do ^w^ hang ->_> Upon UwU those ^-^ boughs which ;;w;; shake OwO against x3 the >_< cowd, -UwU Bawe :3 wuinyed ^.^ choiws, :3 whewe wate x3 the x3 sweet xDD biwds x3 sang. -^w^ In ;;w;; me xDD thou seest x3 the UwU twiwight of xDD such ^-^ day, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ aftew xDD sunset OwO fadeth uWu in x3 the ^-^ west, ->_< Which ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by black >w< nyight xDD doth OwO take away, -UwU Death's second self :3 that >_> seaws x3 up aww uWu in rest. -^w^ In ;;w;; me xDD thou seest x3 the >_< gwowing of xDD such ^w^ fiwe, -:33 That on x3 the >_> ashes of :33 his :33 youth xDD doth wie, -;;w;; As x3 the ^-^ death-bed, wheweon >w< it ^w^ must ;;w;; expiwe, -xDD Consumed with :3 that which >w< it UwU was nourished by. -This xDD thou pewceiv'st, which x3 makes >w< thy wuv ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, -;;w;; To wuv :3 that weww, which xDD thou ^w^ must OwO weave ere wong. - - -74 -OwO But be UwU contented when :3 that UwU feww x3 awwest, -Without aww xDD baiw UwU shaww carry ;;w;; me away, -OwO My >w< wife hath uWu in ÚwÚ this winye x3 some intewest, ->_< Which fow xDD memowiaw still with uWu thee UwU shaww >_< stay. -x3 When xDD thou reviewest uWu this, xDD thou dost weview, -uWu The xDD vewy ÚwÚ pawt UwU was consecrate to ÚwÚ thee, -uWu The ^.^ eawth ^.^ can uWu have >_> but earth, which >_> is :33 his >_> due, -OwO My ^w^ spiwit >_> is ^.^ thinye x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of uWu me, -^w^ So xDD then xDD thou x3 hast >_> but wost x3 the UwU dwegs of :3 wife, -uWu The prey of ÚwÚ wowms, x3 my >w< body ^.^ being >_< dead, -uWu The x3 cowawd conquest of :3 a wwetch's ^-^ knyife, -Too UwU base of uWu thee to be ;;w;; wemembewed, -uWu The ^.^ wowth of :3 that, >_> is :3 that which >w< it ^w^ contains, -xDD And :3 that >_> is uWu this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this with uWu thee :33 wemains. - - -ÚwÚ 75 -^w^ So OwO awe xDD you to x3 my >_< thoughts >_< as OwO food to :3 wife, -:33 Ow >_< as ^w^ sweet-seasonyed >w< showews OwO awe to x3 the ^.^ gwound; -xDD And fow x3 the uWu peace of xDD you UwU I howd xDD such uWu stwife -;;w;; As 'twixt :3 a ^.^ misew ÚwÚ and :33 his weawth >_> is uWu found. -Now OwO pwoud >_< as >w< an UwU enjoyew, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon -Doubting x3 the ÚwÚ fiwching age xDD wiww ^.^ steaw :33 his treasure, -Now x3 counting best to be with xDD you ^-^ awonye, -UwU Then ^.^ bettewed :3 that x3 the wowwd OwO may >_> see x3 my x3 pweasuwe, -:3 Sometime aww full with x3 feasting on x3 youw UwU sight, -xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 cwean starved fow :3 a look, -Possessing ow OwO puwsuing nyo delight -:3 Save >_> what >_> is :33 had, ow ^w^ must from xDD you be UwU took. -^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I pine ÚwÚ and suwfeit day ^.^ by ^-^ day, -:33 Ow >w< gwuttonying on all, ow aww xDD away. - - -76 -Why >_> is x3 my >_> vewse UwU so ^-^ bawwen of x3 nyew uWu pwide? -^w^ So uWu faw from ÚwÚ vawiation ow ^w^ quick ;;w;; change? -Why with x3 the time UwU do UwU I nyot glance :3 aside -;;w;; To ^w^ nyew-found ^.^ methods, ÚwÚ and to uWu compounds >w< stwange? -Why >w< wwite UwU I still aww one, OwO evew x3 the same, -xDD And >_< keep >w< invention uWu in :3 a noted OwO weed, -:33 That every ;;w;; wowd xDD doth almost tell x3 my :33 nyame, -^.^ Showing uWu theiw birth, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ;;w;; they uWu did :33 pwoceed? -x3 O ^.^ knyow x3 sweet wuv UwU I awways >w< wwite of UwU you, -xDD And xDD you ÚwÚ and wuv OwO awe still x3 my :3 awgument: -^w^ So aww x3 my best >_> is :3 dwessing ;;w;; owd wowds ^w^ nyew, -OwO Spending again >_> what >_> is xDD awweady spent: -For >_< as x3 the sun >_> is x3 daiwy x3 nyew ÚwÚ and :3 owd, -^w^ So >_> is x3 my wuv still :3 tewwing >_> what >_> is uWu towd. - - ->_< 77 -x3 Thy gwass xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee >w< how >w< thy beauties OwO weaw, -x3 Thy OwO diaw >w< how >w< thy >_< pwecious ^w^ minyutes >_< waste, -;;w;; These ;;w;; vacant >w< weaves >w< thy mind's >w< impwint xDD wiww >_> beaw, -xDD And of ÚwÚ this ^-^ book, ÚwÚ this :33 weawnying uWu mayst xDD thou taste. -uWu The ^.^ wwinkwes which >w< thy gwass xDD wiww :33 twuwy show, -Of >_> mouthed gwaves xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee xDD memowy, -^.^ Thou ^.^ by >w< thy ^.^ diaw's ÚwÚ shady uWu steawth uWu mayst knyow, -ÚwÚ Time's thievish ^w^ pwogwess to xDD etewnyity. -Wook >_> what >w< thy ^w^ memowy ;;w;; cannyot :33 contain, -^-^ Commit to these uWu waste bwanks, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt find ->w< Those x3 chiwdwen ÚwÚ nyuwsed, ^-^ dewivewed from >w< thy :3 bwain, -;;w;; To OwO take :3 a x3 nyew >_< acquaintance of >w< thy :33 mind. -;;w;; These ;;w;; offices, UwU so ;;w;; oft >_< as xDD thou wiwt look, -Shall pwofit ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and much enrich >w< thy uWu book. - - -UwU 78 -^w^ So ;;w;; oft uWu have UwU I invoked uWu thee fow x3 my >w< muse, -xDD And >_> found xDD such >w< faiw ^.^ assistance uWu in x3 my vewse, -;;w;; As every x3 awien OwO pen hath ^w^ got x3 my ^.^ use, -xDD And :33 undew uWu thee uWu theiw poesy disperse. -OwO Thinye ^w^ eyes, :3 that ÚwÚ taught x3 the UwU dumb on xDD high to ^w^ sing, -xDD And x3 heavy ÚwÚ ignyowance ÚwÚ awoft to fly, -:3 Have >_< added feathers to x3 the ^.^ weawnyed's *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD And UwU given xDD gwace :3 a :3 doubwe :33 majesty. -ÚwÚ Yet be UwU most OwO pwoud of :3 that which UwU I compile, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence >_> is xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and bown of ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ In OwO othews' wowks xDD thou dost >_> but mend x3 the style, -xDD And >w< awts with >w< thy x3 sweet uWu gwaces graced >w< be. -OwO But xDD thou awt aww x3 my awt, ÚwÚ and dost advance -;;w;; As xDD high >_< as ^w^ weawnying, x3 my wude UwU ignyowance. - - -79 -Whilst UwU I awonye uWu did caww ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^w^ aid, -OwO My >_> vewse awonye xDD had aww >w< thy ^-^ gentwe gwace, -OwO But nyow x3 my >_> gwacious xDD nyumbews OwO awe :3 decayed, -xDD And x3 my >w< sick >_< muse xDD doth UwU give >w< an othew ;;w;; pwace. -UwU I gwant ÚwÚ (sweet :3 wuv) >w< thy lovely :33 awgument ->_> Desewves x3 the :3 twavaiw of :3 a wowthiew pen, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> what of uWu thee >w< thy ;;w;; poet xDD doth ;;w;; invent, ->w< He robs uWu thee :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< pays >w< it uWu thee OwO again, ->w< He wends uWu thee virtue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO stowe :3 that word, -Fwom >w< thy behaviour, beauty xDD doth ^.^ he UwU give -xDD And >_> found >w< it uWu in >w< thy >_< cheek: ^.^ he ^.^ can UwU affowd -No praise to ÚwÚ thee, >_> but >_> what uWu in uWu thee xDD doth wive. -UwU Then >_> thank ^.^ him nyot fow :3 that which ^.^ he xDD doth say, -Since >_> what ^.^ he >_> owes ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou >w< thy self dost :3 pay. - - -;;w;; 80 -x3 O >w< how UwU I ÚwÚ faint when UwU I of xDD you UwU do wwite, -Knyowing :3 a xDD bettew ^w^ spiwit xDD doth use x3 youw :33 nyame, -xDD And uWu in x3 the praise thereof OwO spends aww :33 his xDD might, -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me tongue-tied speaking of x3 youw ^w^ fame. -OwO But xDD since x3 youw ^.^ wowth OwO (wide >_< as x3 the xDD ocean xDD is) -uWu The humble >_< as x3 the OwO pwoudest saiw xDD doth >_> beaw, -OwO My ^w^ saucy >_< bawk (infewiow uWu faw to ^w^ his) -On x3 youw >_< bwoad :33 main xDD doth uWu wiwfuwwy :3 appeaw. -uWu Youw OwO shawwowest OwO hewp xDD wiww howd ;;w;; me x3 up >_> afwoat, -Whilst ^.^ he ;;w;; upon x3 youw soundless >_> deep xDD doth ride, -:33 Ow (being wrecked) UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 wowthwess boat, ->w< He of ;;w;; taww building, ÚwÚ and of xDD goodwy pwide. -UwU Then >_> if ^.^ he x3 thwive ÚwÚ and UwU I be ;;w;; cast away, -uWu The worst UwU was uWu this, x3 my wuv UwU was x3 my UwU decay. - - -81 -:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ wive x3 youw UwU epitaph to ;;w;; make, -:33 Ow xDD you ^-^ suwvive when UwU I uWu in ^.^ eawth ^w^ am ^.^ wotten, -Fwom >w< hence x3 youw ^w^ memowy :33 death ;;w;; cannyot take, -Awthough uWu in ;;w;; me >_< each ÚwÚ pawt xDD wiww be forgotten. -uWu Youw xDD nyame from >w< hence :3 immowtaw >w< wife UwU shaww have, -;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ (once ^w^ gonye) to aww x3 the wowwd ^w^ must >_> die, -uWu The ^.^ eawth ^.^ can yield ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a ^w^ common ^-^ gwave, -x3 When xDD you ^-^ entombed uWu in men's eyes UwU shaww wie, -uWu Youw ;;w;; monyument UwU shaww be x3 my ^-^ gentwe vewse, ->_< Which eyes nyot yet created UwU shaww o'ew-wead, -xDD And tongues to be, x3 youw ^.^ being UwU shaww weheawse, -x3 When aww x3 the UwU bweathews of ÚwÚ this wowwd OwO awe >_< dead, ->_> You still UwU shaww ^w^ wive >w< (such viwtue hath x3 my ^w^ pen) -Whewe UwU bweath UwU most ^w^ bweathes, even uWu in x3 the mouths of ^.^ men. - - ->w< 82 -UwU I gwant xDD thou OwO wewt nyot mawwied to x3 my >w< muse, -xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu mayst ^-^ without attaint >_< o'ewwook -uWu The >_> dedicated wowds which ^.^ wwitews use -Of uWu theiw >w< faiw uWu subject, >_> bwessing every uWu book. -^.^ Thou awt >_< as >w< faiw uWu in >_< knyowwedge >_< as uWu in >_< hue, -Finding >w< thy ^.^ wowth :3 a wimit x3 past x3 my >_< pwaise, -xDD And >_< thewefowe awt enfowced to >_> seek anew, -;;w;; Some ^-^ fweshew stamp of x3 the uWu time-bettewing days. -xDD And UwU do UwU so xDD wuv, yet when ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ devised, ->_> What ^w^ stwainyed >_> touches >_> whetowic ^.^ can UwU wend, -^.^ Thou :33 twuwy faiw, OwO wewt :33 twuwy OwO sympathized, -^w^ In true uWu pwain wowds, ^.^ by >w< thy :33 twue-tewwing :3 fwiend. -xDD And uWu theiw gwoss OwO painting ^w^ might be xDD bettew ;;w;; used, -Whewe >_> cheeks >_< nyeed bwood, uWu in uWu thee >w< it >_> is xDD abused. - - -uWu 83 -UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 that xDD you uWu did OwO painting need, -xDD And >_< thewefowe to x3 youw >w< faiw nyo OwO painting ^-^ set, -UwU I >_> found ÚwÚ (ow xDD thought UwU I ^.^ found) xDD you uWu did ;;w;; exceed, -:33 That ^-^ bawwen xDD tendew of :3 a x3 poet's >w< debt: -xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu have UwU I slept uWu in x3 youw wepowt, -:33 That xDD you x3 youw self ^.^ being ;;w;; extant weww ^w^ might show, -How uWu faw :3 a modern ^.^ quiww xDD doth come ^w^ too ^.^ showt, ->_> Speaking of ^.^ wowth, >_> what ^.^ wowth uWu in xDD you xDD doth ^w^ gwow. -This :3 siwence fow x3 my x3 sin xDD you uWu did impute, ->_< Which UwU shaww be UwU most x3 my :3 gwowy ^.^ being ^.^ dumb, -For UwU I impaiw nyot beauty ^.^ being xDD mute, -x3 When ;;w;; othews ^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing :3 a ;;w;; tomb. ->_> Thewe ;;w;; wives ^.^ mowe >w< wife uWu in one of x3 youw >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, -Than both x3 youw ^-^ poets ^.^ can uWu in praise devise. - - -:3 84 -Who >_> is >w< it :3 that ;;w;; says :3 most, which ^.^ can >_> say >_> mowe, -Than ÚwÚ this rich >_< pwaise, :3 that xDD you ^-^ awonye, OwO awe you? -^w^ In x3 whose UwU confinye >w< immuwed >_> is x3 the store, ->_< Which >_> shouwd ^w^ exampwe :3 whewe x3 youw equal :3 gwew. -x3 Wean penyuwy within :3 that OwO pen xDD doth dwell, -:33 That to :33 his x3 subject wends nyot x3 some UwU smaww xDD gwowy, -OwO But ^.^ he :3 that >_< wwites of UwU you, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can uWu teww, -:33 That xDD you OwO awe UwU you, UwU so dignyifies :33 his ;;w;; stowy. -Let ^.^ him >_> but copy >_> what uWu in xDD you >_> is ;;w;; wwit, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 making xDD wowse >_> what ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU made UwU so cweaw, -xDD And xDD such :3 a :3 countewpawt UwU shaww fame :33 his ^w^ wit, -^.^ Making :33 his >_> stywe :33 admiwed every x3 whewe. ->_> You to x3 youw beauteous bwessings >_< add :3 a cuwse, -uWu Being fond on >_< pwaise, which x3 makes x3 youw pwaises x3 wowse. - - -85 -OwO My tongue-tied >_< muse uWu in ^w^ mannyews ÚwÚ howds her still, -While >_> comments of x3 youw praise :33 wichwy ^-^ compiwed, -^.^ Wesewve uWu theiw character with golden quill, -xDD And >_< pwecious phrase ^.^ by aww x3 the xDD Muses >w< fiwed. -UwU I think ÚwÚ good thoughts, whiwst othew >w< wwite ÚwÚ good wowds, -xDD And ^.^ wike OwO unwettewed OwO cwewk still cwy >_> Amen, -;;w;; To every >_> hymn :3 that able ^w^ spiwit affords, -^w^ In xDD powished >_< fowm of weww :3 wefinyed :33 pen. -Heawing xDD you praised, UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis >_> so, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, -xDD And to x3 the UwU most of praise >_< add ^-^ something >_> mowe, -OwO But :3 that >_> is uWu in x3 my ^-^ thought, x3 whose wuv to xDD you -(Though wowds come ^-^ hindmost) ÚwÚ howds :33 his rank x3 befowe, -UwU Then ^w^ othews, fow x3 the UwU bweath of wowds wespect, -x3 Me fow x3 my UwU dumb thoughts, speaking uWu in x3 effect. - - -86 -Was >w< it x3 the OwO pwoud full saiw of :33 his great vewse, -^.^ Bound fow x3 the >w< pwize of (all ^w^ too uWu pwecious) UwU you, -:33 That uWu did x3 my ripe >_< thoughts uWu in x3 my :3 bwain inhearse, -^.^ Making uWu theiw tomb x3 the womb wherein ;;w;; they UwU gwew? -Was >w< it :33 his ^-^ spiwit, ^.^ by ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ taught to wwite, -Abuv :3 a >w< mowtaw uWu pitch, :3 that >w< stwuck ;;w;; me dead? -:3 Nyo, :3 nyeithew xDD he, nor :33 his compeers ^.^ by >w< nyight -xDD Giving ^.^ him ^w^ aid, x3 my >_> vewse astonished. ->w< He nor :3 that affabwe ^.^ famiwiaw xDD ghost ->_< Which xDD nyightwy gulls ^.^ him with ^w^ intewwigence, -;;w;; As >w< victows of x3 my :3 siwence ;;w;; cannyot boast, -UwU I UwU was nyot >w< sick of xDD any feaw from ^w^ thence. -OwO But when x3 youw >_< countenyance filled x3 up :33 his xDD winye, -UwU Then ^.^ wacked UwU I >w< mattew, :3 that xDD enfeebwed ^w^ minye. - - ->_< 87 ->_< Faweweww! xDD thou awt ^w^ too uWu deaw fow x3 my possessing, -xDD And ^.^ wike enough xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< thy ^w^ estimate, -uWu The ÚwÚ chawtew of >w< thy ^.^ wowth ;;w;; gives uWu thee >_< weweasing: -OwO My xDD bonds uWu in uWu thee OwO awe aww determinate. -For >w< how UwU do UwU I howd uWu thee >_> but ^.^ by >w< thy granting, -xDD And fow :3 that ^w^ wiches :3 whewe >_> is x3 my desewving? -uWu The cause of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ gift uWu in ;;w;; me >_> is wanting, -xDD And UwU so x3 my OwO patent back again >_> is x3 swewving. -x3 Thy self xDD thou >w< gav'st, >w< thy UwU own ^.^ wowth xDD then nyot ^w^ knyowing, -:33 Ow ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< gav'st :33 it, >_> ewse >w< mistaking, -^w^ So >w< thy great ^w^ gift ;;w;; upon UwU mispwision UwU gwowing, -UwU Comes ^.^ home OwO again, on xDD bettew ^w^ judgement OwO making. -^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I xDD had uWu thee >_< as :3 a dweam xDD doth fwattew, -^w^ In :33 sweep :3 a OwO king, >_> but UwU waking nyo xDD such :3 mattew. - - ->_> 88 -x3 When xDD thou shalt be disposed to uWu set ;;w;; me wight, -xDD And :33 pwace x3 my merit uWu in x3 the ^w^ eye of ^.^ scown, ->_> Upon >w< thy side, OwO against x3 my self I'll x3 fight, -xDD And ^-^ pwuv uWu thee virtuous, ^w^ though xDD thou awt fowswown: -With >_< minye UwU own ^.^ weaknyess ^.^ being best >w< acquainted, ->_> Upon >w< thy ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^.^ can uWu set down :3 a ^-^ stowy -Of :33 fauwts concealed, wherein UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ attainted: -:33 That xDD thou uWu in losing uWu me, shalt x3 win much glory: -xDD And UwU I ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD wiww be :3 a gainyew :3 too, -For x3 bending aww x3 my >w< woving >_< thoughts on ÚwÚ thee, -uWu The x3 injuwies :3 that to x3 my self UwU I UwU do, -:33 Doing uWu thee vantage, doubwe-vantage x3 me. ->w< Such >_> is x3 my xDD wuv, to uWu thee UwU I UwU so belong, -:33 That fow >w< thy wight, x3 my self xDD wiww UwU beaw aww wrong. - - -xDD 89 -x3 Say :3 that xDD thou :33 didst ^w^ fowsake ;;w;; me fow x3 some ^w^ fauwt, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ comment ;;w;; upon :3 that ^-^ offence, -^w^ Speak of x3 my wamenyess, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ stwaight xDD wiww uWu hawt: -^w^ Against >w< thy weasons x3 making nyo OwO defence. -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot (wuv) xDD disgwace ;;w;; me half UwU so UwU iww, -;;w;; To uWu set :3 a >_< fowm ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ desiwed >_< change, -;;w;; As I'll x3 my self disgrace, x3 knyowing >w< thy :33 wiww, -UwU I xDD wiww >_< acquaintance strangle ÚwÚ and wook UwU stwange: -^w^ Be absent from >w< thy >w< wawks ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -x3 Thy x3 sweet beloved xDD nyame nyo ^.^ mowe UwU shaww dwell, -Lest UwU I ÚwÚ (too much profane) >_> shouwd UwU do >w< it >_> wwonk: -xDD And haply of UwU ouw ;;w;; owd >_< acquaintance tell. -For ÚwÚ thee, OwO against x3 my self I'll vow :3 debate, -For UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ nye'ew wuv ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom xDD thou dost ^.^ hate. - - ->_> 90 -UwU Then ^-^ hate ;;w;; me when xDD thou wiwt, >_> if ever, now, -Now OwO whiwe x3 the wowwd >_> is UwU bent x3 my >_< deeds to cwoss, -^w^ join with x3 the x3 spite of fowtunye, >_< make ;;w;; me UwU bow, -xDD And UwU do nyot >_< dwop uWu in fow >w< an >w< aftew-woss: -Ah UwU do >_> nyot, when x3 my >_< heawt hath ^w^ 'scaped ÚwÚ this >_> sowwow, -:3 Come uWu in x3 the rearward of :3 a conquewed woe, -Give nyot :3 a >_< windy >w< nyight :3 a wainy morrow, -;;w;; To :33 wingew x3 out :3 a puwposed uvwthwow. -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt OwO weave uWu me, UwU do nyot OwO weave ;;w;; me last, -x3 When othew petty griefs uWu have donye uWu theiw xDD spite, -OwO But uWu in x3 the :33 onset come, UwU so UwU shaww UwU I >_> taste -At xDD fiwst x3 the xDD vewy worst of ;;w;; fowtunye's ^.^ might. -xDD And othew stwains of woe, which nyow xDD seem woe, -x3 Compawed with ^-^ woss of ÚwÚ thee, xDD wiww nyot xDD seem :3 so. - - ->_> 91 -;;w;; Some :3 gwowy uWu in uWu theiw birth, x3 some uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ skiww, -;;w;; Some uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ weawth, x3 some uWu in uWu theiw body's fowce, -;;w;; Some uWu in uWu theiw xDD gawments ^w^ though ^w^ nyew-fangwed ^.^ iww: -;;w;; Some uWu in uWu theiw hawks ÚwÚ and uWu hounds, x3 some uWu in uWu theiw horse. -xDD And every humouw hath :33 his UwU adjunct x3 pweasuwe, -^-^ Whewein >w< it ÚwÚ finds :3 a joy :33 abuv x3 the ^-^ west, -OwO But these pawticuwaws OwO awe nyot x3 my uWu measuwe, -All these UwU I xDD bettew uWu in one general >_> best. -x3 Thy wuv >_> is xDD bettew than xDD high birth to uWu me, -:3 Wichew than ^.^ weawth, >_> pwoudew than gawments' ^w^ costs, -Of ^.^ mowe delight than hawks ÚwÚ and :3 howses x3 be: -xDD And xDD having ÚwÚ thee, of aww men's >_< pwide UwU I ^.^ boast. -^.^ Wwetched uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ awonye, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst take, -All ÚwÚ this away, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me UwU most :3 wwetchcd >_> make. - - -UwU 92 -OwO But UwU do >w< thy worst to ^.^ steaw >w< thy self away, -For term of >w< wife xDD thou awt assured >_> minye, -xDD And >w< wife nyo longer than >w< thy wuv xDD wiww ;;w;; stay, -For >w< it ÚwÚ depends ;;w;; upon :3 that wuv of ÚwÚ thinye. -UwU Then >_< nyeed UwU I nyot to feaw x3 the worst of wrongs, -x3 When uWu in x3 the least of them x3 my >w< wife hath ^w^ end, -UwU I see, :3 a xDD bettew >w< state to ;;w;; me ^-^ bewongs -Than :3 that, which on >w< thy humouw xDD doth ;;w;; depend. -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot ^-^ vex ;;w;; me with inconstant UwU mind, -Since :3 that x3 my >w< wife on >w< thy ;;w;; wevowt xDD doth wie, -x3 O >_> what :3 a ^w^ happy ;;w;; titwe UwU do UwU I ^w^ find, -Happy to uWu have >w< thy xDD wuv, ^w^ happy to ^-^ die! -OwO But UwU what's UwU so ^w^ bwessed-faiw :3 that OwO feaws nyo bwot? -^.^ Thou uWu mayst be :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it not. - - ->_> 93 -^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I x3 wive, supposing xDD thou awt ^-^ twue, -Wike :3 a deceived ^.^ husband, UwU so love's >w< face, -^-^ May still xDD seem wuv to uWu me, ^w^ though altered uWu nyew: -x3 Thy :33 wooks with uWu me, >w< thy >_< heawt uWu in othew ;;w;; pwace. -For there ^.^ can ^w^ wive nyo >_< hatwed uWu in ^.^ thinye >_< eye, -Therefore uWu in :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ knyow >w< thy >_< change, -^w^ In OwO many's looks, x3 the UwU fawse heart's :33 histowy -Is ^-^ wwit uWu in uWu moods ÚwÚ and uWu fwowns ÚwÚ and ^.^ wwinkwes x3 stwange. -OwO But heaven uWu in >w< thy :3 cweation uWu did xDD decwee, -:33 That uWu in >w< thy OwO face x3 sweet wuv >_> shouwd OwO evew dwell, -ÚwÚ Whate'ew >w< thy thoughts, ow >w< thy heart's workings be, -x3 Thy :33 wooks >_> shouwd >_< nyothing thence, >_> but sweetness tell. -How ^.^ wike >_< Eve's apple xDD doth >w< thy beauty xDD gwow, -;;w;; If >w< thy x3 sweet viwtue answew nyot >w< thy show. - - -94 -^-^ They :3 that uWu have powew to hurt, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU do nyonye, -:33 That UwU do nyot UwU do x3 the ÚwÚ thing, ;;w;; they UwU most UwU do show, -Who >w< moving ^w^ othews, OwO awe x3 themsewves >_< as OwO stonye, -Unmuvd, >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and to ^-^ temptation ^-^ swow: -^-^ They rightly UwU do x3 inhewit heaven's graces, -xDD And :33 husband ;;w;; nyatuwe's ^w^ wiches from UwU expense, -Tibey OwO awe x3 the wowds ÚwÚ and ownyews of uWu theiw uWu faces, -Others, >_> but >_> stewawds of uWu theiw :3 excewwence: -uWu The :33 summew's fwowew >_> is to x3 the ^-^ summew sweet, -;;w;; Though to >w< it ;;w;; sewf, >w< it >w< onwy ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and >_> die, -OwO But >_> if :3 that fwowew with UwU base :3 infection ^w^ meet, -uWu The ^w^ basest >_< weed outbraves :33 his >w< dignyity: -For ^w^ sweetest ^.^ things turn :3 souwest ^.^ by uWu theiw uWu deeds, -;;w;; Wiwies :3 that ^w^ festew, smell uWu faw xDD wowse than weeds. - - -95 -How x3 sweet ÚwÚ and lovely dost xDD thou >_< make x3 the UwU shame, ->_< Which ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; cankew uWu in x3 the ^-^ fwagwant rose, -^-^ Doth ^w^ spot x3 the beauty of >w< thy :33 budding xDD nyame! -x3 O uWu in >_> what ÚwÚ sweets dost xDD thou >w< thy :3 sins encwose! -:33 That >_> tongue :3 that uWu tewws x3 the ^-^ stowy of >w< thy uWu days, ->w< (Making OwO wascivious >_> comments on >w< thy sport) -UwU Cannyot dispwaise, >_> but uWu in :3 a uWu kind of >_< pwaise, -Nyaming >w< thy :33 nyame, blesses >w< an :33 iww report. -x3 O >_> what :3 a >_< mansion uWu have UwU those OwO vices OwO got, ->_< Which fow uWu theiw ^w^ habitation ^-^ chose x3 out ÚwÚ thee, -Whewe beauty's veiw xDD doth UwU cuvw every ^.^ bwot, -xDD And aww ^.^ things tuwns to faiw, :3 that eyes ^.^ can uWu see! -^.^ Take :3 heed ^w^ (deaw heart) of ÚwÚ this large ^.^ pwiviwege, -uWu The OwO hawdest knyife ;;w;; iww-used xDD doth wose :33 his x3 edge. - - -^w^ 96 -;;w;; Some >_> say >w< thy ;;w;; fauwt >_> is youth, x3 some wantonness, -;;w;; Some >_> say >w< thy xDD gwace >_> is :33 youth ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe sport, -UwU Both xDD gwace ÚwÚ and :33 fauwts OwO awe xDD wuvd of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^w^ wess: -^.^ Thou xDD mak'st :33 fauwts graces, :3 that to uWu thee ;;w;; wesowt: -;;w;; As on x3 the finger of :3 a throned queen, -uWu The ^w^ basest jewel xDD wiww be weww >_< esteemed: -^w^ So OwO awe UwU those ^-^ ewwows :3 that uWu in uWu thee OwO awe uWu seen, -;;w;; To >_> twuths twanswated, ÚwÚ and fow true ^.^ things deemed. -How UwU many lambs ^w^ might x3 the xDD stewn OwO wowf uWu betway, -;;w;; If ^.^ wike :3 a :3 wamb ^.^ he couwd :33 his :33 wooks >w< twanswate! -How UwU many gazers ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou lead away, ->_> if xDD thou wouldst use x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of aww >w< thy ;;w;; state! -OwO But UwU do nyot >_> so, UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu in xDD such sort, -;;w;; As xDD thou ^.^ being >_> minye, >_< minye >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ good report. - - -97 -How ^.^ wike :3 a winter hath x3 my >w< absence :33 been -Fwom ÚwÚ thee, x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 the >_> fweeting year! ->_> What UwU fweezings uWu have UwU I ^-^ fewt, >_> what dark OwO days ^w^ seen! ->_> What ;;w;; owd Decembew's bawenyess ÚwÚ evewywhewe! -xDD And yet ÚwÚ this time removed UwU was :33 summew's time, -uWu The teeming ^w^ autumn big with rich UwU incwease, -ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the >_< wanton buwden of x3 the prime, -Wike ÚwÚ widowed ÚwÚ wombs ÚwÚ aftew uWu theiw ;;w;; wowds' x3 decease: -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this abundant x3 issue seemed to ;;w;; me -OwO But UwU hope of orphans, ÚwÚ and :3 unfathewed >_> fwuit, -For ^-^ summew ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< pweasuwes wait on ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And xDD thou away, x3 the xDD vewy xDD biwds OwO awe :33 mute. -:33 Ow >_> if ;;w;; they ^w^ sing, UwU 'tis with UwU so dull :3 a cheew, -:33 That >w< weaves wook pawe, dreading x3 the winter's ÚwÚ nyeaw. - - -98 -Fwom xDD you uWu have UwU I :33 been absent uWu in x3 the spring, -x3 When ^.^ pwoud-pied ;;w;; Apwiw (dressed uWu in aww :33 his twim) ->_< Hath put :3 a ^w^ spiwit of :33 youth uWu in every thing: -:33 That x3 heavy x3 Satuwn laughed ÚwÚ and leaped with ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ Yet nor x3 the ways of :33 biwds, nor x3 the x3 sweet smell -Of different fwowews uWu in >_< odouw ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< hue, -Could >_< make ;;w;; me xDD any :33 summew's ^-^ stowy tell: -:33 Ow from uWu theiw OwO pwoud wap pluck them :3 whewe ;;w;; they ^w^ gwew: -x3 Nyow uWu did UwU I wonder uWu at x3 the ;;w;; wiwy's >_< white, -x3 Nyow praise x3 the >_> deep vermilion uWu in x3 the rose, -^-^ They :3 wewe >_> but sweet, >_> but figuwes of ^.^ dewight: -Drawn ÚwÚ aftew UwU you, xDD you pattewn of aww x3 those. -ÚwÚ Yet seemed >w< it winter still, ÚwÚ and xDD you away, -;;w;; As with x3 youw :3 shadow UwU I with these uWu did play. - - ->_< 99 -uWu The forward violet OwO thus uWu did UwU I :33 chide, -ÚwÚ Sweet :33 thief, >_> whence :33 didst xDD thou ^.^ steaw >w< thy x3 sweet :3 that x3 smewws, -;;w;; If nyot from x3 my love's >_> bweath? uWu The puwpwe >_< pwide ->_< Which on >w< thy soft ^.^ check fow >_< compwexion dwells, -^w^ In x3 my love's >_> veins xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ too grossly ^.^ dyed. -uWu The ;;w;; wiwy UwU I condemnyed fow >w< thy uWu hand, -xDD And ^-^ buds of >w< mawjowam xDD had :3 stow'n >w< thy hair, -uWu The >_< woses uWu feawfuwwy on thorns uWu did x3 stand, -x3 Onye ;;w;; bwushing UwU shame, anyothew ^-^ white OwO despaiw: -^-^ A thiwd nor ;;w;; wed, nor >_< white, xDD had :3 stow'n of xDD both, -xDD And to :33 his robbery xDD had annexed >w< thy :33 bweath, -OwO But fow :33 his :3 theft uWu in >_< pwide of aww :33 his gwowth -^-^ A ÚwÚ vengefuw ;;w;; cankew eat ^.^ him x3 up to death. -uWu Mowe fwowews UwU I :33 nyoted, yet UwU I >_< nyonye couwd see, -OwO But sweet, ow colour >w< it xDD had :3 stow'n from thee. - - -xDD 100 -Whewe awt xDD thou ^.^ Muse :3 that xDD thou OwO fowget'st UwU so long, -;;w;; To speak of :3 that which ;;w;; gives uWu thee aww >w< thy ÚwÚ might? -OwO Spend'st xDD thou >w< thy UwU fuwy on x3 some :33 wowthwess song, -Darkening >w< thy powew to xDD wend UwU base subjects wight? -Return xDD fowgetfuw xDD Muse, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight redeem, -^w^ In ^-^ gentwe xDD nyumbews time UwU so idly >_< spent, -:33 Sing to x3 the ear :3 that xDD doth >w< thy ways esteem, -xDD And ;;w;; gives >w< thy OwO pen both :3 skiww ÚwÚ and awgument. -^-^ Wise >_< westy xDD Muse, x3 my love's x3 sweet OwO face suwvey, -;;w;; If time uWu have xDD any wrinkle graven thewe, -;;w;; If uWu any, be :3 a >_< satiwe to uWu decay, -xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ time's UwU spoiws :3 despised :3 evewywhewe. -Give x3 my wuv fame fastew than ^-^ Time :3 wastes :3 wife, -^w^ So xDD thou prevent'st :33 his >w< scythe, ÚwÚ and crooked x3 knyife. - - -OwO 101 -x3 O ^w^ twuant ^.^ Muse >_> what UwU shaww be >w< thy amends, -For >w< thy >_> nyegwect of uWu twuth uWu in beauty dyed? -UwU Both uWu twuth ÚwÚ and beauty on x3 my wuv uWu depends: -^w^ So dost xDD thou :3 too, ÚwÚ and thewein dignified: -^-^ Make answew xDD Muse, wiwt xDD thou nyot haply say, -:33 'Twuth >_< nyeeds nyo colour with :33 his colour fixed, -^w^ Beauty nyo ^w^ penciw, beauty's uWu twuth to >_< way: -OwO But best >_> is ^w^ best, >_> if >_< nyevew intewmixed'? ->_< Because ^.^ he >_< nyeeds nyo >_< pwaise, wiwt xDD thou be UwU dumb? -xDD Excuse nyot :3 siwence >_> so, for't wies uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him much outwive :3 a :3 giwded uWu tomb: -xDD And to be pwaised of uWu ages yet to >w< be. -UwU Then UwU do >w< thy ^.^ office xDD Muse, UwU I >_< teach uWu thee how, -;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him xDD seem ^-^ wong hence, >_< as ^.^ he >_< shows now. - - ->_< 102 -OwO My wuv >_> is ;;w;; stwengthenyed ^w^ though ^.^ mowe xDD weak uWu in ^.^ seeming, -UwU I wuv nyot UwU wess, ^w^ though less x3 the x3 show ^.^ appeaw, -:33 That wuv >_> is ÚwÚ mewchandized, x3 whose rich xDD esteeming, -uWu The owner's >_> tongue xDD doth xDD pubwish every x3 whewe. -Our wuv UwU was ^w^ nyew, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> but uWu in x3 the spring, -x3 When UwU I UwU was UwU wont to x3 gweet >w< it with x3 my >w< ways, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ Phiwomew uWu in :33 summew's >w< fwont xDD doth ^w^ sing, -xDD And xDD stops her :33 pipe uWu in gwowth of ÚwÚ wipew ^.^ days: -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that x3 the ^-^ summew >_> is less >_> pweasant nyow -Than when her ^-^ mouwnfuw hymns uWu did uWu hush x3 the night, -OwO But :3 that >w< wiwd uWu music ;;w;; buwthens every bough, -xDD And ÚwÚ sweets grown ^w^ common wose uWu theiw uWu deaw delight. -Therefore ^.^ wike hew, UwU I ÚwÚ sometime howd x3 my ^-^ tongue: ->_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot dull xDD you with x3 my :33 song. - - -^-^ 103 -Alack >_> what uWu puvwty x3 my >_< muse >_< bwings ^-^ fowth, -:33 That xDD having xDD such :3 a ;;w;; scope to x3 show her pride, -uWu The :33 awgument aww OwO bawe >_> is of ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth -Than when >w< it hath x3 my >_< added praise >_< beside. -x3 O uWu bwame ;;w;; me nyot >_> if UwU I nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ can wwite! -Wook uWu in x3 youw gwass ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws :3 a >w< face, -:33 That uvw-goes x3 my >w< bwunt >w< invention UwU quite, ->_> Duwwing x3 my lines, ÚwÚ and xDD doing ;;w;; me UwU disgwace. -^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot x3 sinfuw xDD then :33 stwiving to >_> mend, -;;w;; To >_> maw x3 the x3 subject :3 that >w< befowe UwU was ^.^ weww? -For to nyo othew pass x3 my uWu vewses ÚwÚ tend, -Than of x3 youw uWu gwaces ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^.^ gifts to tell. -xDD And >_> mowe, much ^.^ mowe than uWu in x3 my >_> vewse ^.^ can ^.^ sit, -uWu Youw UwU own gwass >_< shows UwU you, when xDD you wook uWu in :3 it. - - -xDD 104 -;;w;; To ;;w;; me >w< faiw :33 fwiend xDD you >_< nyevew ^.^ can be :3 owd, -For >_< as xDD you :3 wewe when xDD fiwst x3 youw ^w^ eye UwU I eyed, ->w< Such ;;w;; seems x3 youw beauty stiww: >w< thwee >w< wintews >_< cowd, -:3 Have from x3 the uWu fowests >_> shook >w< thwee ^w^ summews' pride, -Thwee beauteous springs to >w< yewwow ^w^ autumn tuwnyed, -^w^ In xDD pwocess of x3 the seasons uWu have UwU I uWu seen, -Thwee ;;w;; Apwiw uWu pewfumes uWu in >w< thwee :3 hot Junyes UwU buwnyed, -Since xDD fiwst UwU I saw xDD you >w< fwesh which yet OwO awe x3 gween. -Ah yet xDD doth beauty ^.^ wike :3 a OwO diaw uWu hand, -xDD Steaw from :33 his UwU figuwe, ÚwÚ and nyo >_> pace OwO pewceived, -^w^ So x3 youw x3 sweet >_< hue, which uWu methinks still xDD doth stand ->_< Hath >w< motion, ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^w^ eye OwO may be uWu deceived. -For feaw of ^w^ which, hear ÚwÚ this xDD thou age unbred, -Ere xDD you :3 wewe bown UwU was beauty's ^-^ summew uWu dead. - - -xDD 105 -Let nyot x3 my wuv be ^w^ cawwed idolatry, -x3 Nyow x3 my beloved >_< as >w< an idol show, -Since aww :33 awike x3 my songs ÚwÚ and pwaises be -;;w;; To one, of one, still xDD such, ÚwÚ and OwO evew :3 so. -Kind >_> is x3 my wuv uWu to-day, to-mowwow ;;w;; kind, -UwU Stiww ^w^ constant uWu in :3 a wondwous excewwence, -Therefore x3 my >_> vewse to >_> constancy confined, -x3 Onye ^.^ thing expressing, >w< weaves x3 out difference. -Fair, ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, >_> is aww x3 my :33 awgument, -Fair, ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, :3 vawying to othew wowds, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this change >_> is x3 my >w< invention >_< spent, -Thwee UwU themes uWu in one, which wondwous ;;w;; scope affowds. -Fair, ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, uWu have often >_< wived >_< awonye. ->_< Which >w< thwee >w< tiww now, >_< nyevew :33 kept uWu seat uWu in onye. - - -^w^ 106 -x3 When uWu in x3 the chwonyicwe of wasted time, -UwU I >_> see >w< descwiptions of x3 the >_> faiwest :3 wights, -xDD And beauty x3 making >_> beautifuw ;;w;; owd ^-^ whyme, -^w^ In praise of ^.^ wadies >_< dead, ÚwÚ and lovely knights, -UwU Then uWu in x3 the >_> bwazon of x3 sweet beauty's ^w^ best, -Of uWu hand, of xDD foot, of x3 wip, of >_< eye, of >_> bwow, -UwU I >_> see uWu theiw >w< antique OwO pen ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ expwessed, -Even xDD such :3 a beauty >_< as xDD you >_< mastew now. -^w^ So aww uWu theiw pwaises OwO awe >_> but prophecies -Of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw time, aww xDD you ^-^ pwefiguwing, -xDD And fow ;;w;; they wooked >_> but with >_> divinying ^w^ eyes, -^-^ They xDD had nyot :3 skiww enough x3 youw ^.^ wowth to sing: -For ^.^ we which nyow behowd these xDD pwesent uWu days, -:3 Have eyes to OwO wondew, >_> but ^.^ wack tongues to ;;w;; pwaise. - - -;;w;; 107 -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< minye UwU own >_> feaws, nor x3 the ÚwÚ pwophetic x3 souw, -Of x3 the uWu wide ^w^ wowwd, ^.^ dweaming on ^.^ things to come, -UwU Can yet x3 the lease of x3 my true wuv ;;w;; contwow, -ÚwÚ Supposed >_< as forfeit to :3 a confined doom. -uWu The >w< mowtaw ;;w;; moon hath her OwO ecwipse endured, -xDD And x3 the >_> sad auguws ÚwÚ mock uWu theiw UwU own >w< pwesage, -OwO Incewtainties nyow >_< cwown x3 themsewves ^.^ assuwed, -xDD And uWu peace proclaims ÚwÚ owives of uWu endwess age. -Now with x3 the ^.^ dwops of ÚwÚ this UwU most >_> bawmy time, -OwO My wuv :33 wooks OwO fwesh, ÚwÚ and :33 death to ;;w;; me >w< subscwibes, -Since x3 spite of ^.^ him I'll ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ this poor ^-^ whyme, -While ^.^ he >w< insuwts ^-^ o'ew dull ÚwÚ and speechwess >_> twibes. -xDD And xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ this shalt find >w< thy ;;w;; monyument, -x3 When :33 tywants' crests ÚwÚ and ^-^ tombs of brass OwO awe :33 spent. - - ->_> 108 -x3 What's uWu in x3 the :3 bwain :3 that ink OwO may :3 chawactew, ->_< Which hath nyot figured to uWu thee x3 my true ^-^ spiwit, -x3 What's x3 nyew to :3 speak, >_> what nyow to wegistew, -:33 That OwO may express x3 my xDD wuv, ow >w< thy uWu deaw x3 mewit? -Nyothing x3 sweet ^-^ boy, >_> but yet ^.^ wike >_< pwayews divine, -UwU I ^w^ must >_< each day >_> say ^-^ o'ew x3 the xDD vewy same, ->w< Counting nyo ;;w;; owd ^.^ thing :3 owd, xDD thou >_> minye, UwU I xDD thinye, -Even >_< as when xDD fiwst UwU I UwU hawwowed >w< thy >w< faiw nyame. -^w^ So :3 that xDD etewnyaw wuv uWu in love's >w< fwesh case, -Weighs nyot x3 the x3 dust ÚwÚ and ^-^ injuwy of age, -x3 Nyow ;;w;; gives to ^.^ nyecessawy ^.^ wwinkwes pwace, -OwO But x3 makes xDD antiquity fow ^.^ aye :33 his page, -Finding x3 the xDD fiwst conceit of wuv there bwed, -Whewe time ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd >_< fowm ^.^ wouwd x3 show >w< it uWu dead. - - ->_< 109 -x3 O >_< nyevew >_> say :3 that UwU I UwU was UwU fawse of uWu heawt, -;;w;; Though >w< absence seemed x3 my fwame to qualify, -;;w;; As ^w^ easy ^w^ might UwU I from x3 my self depart, -;;w;; As from x3 my :3 souw which uWu in >w< thy breast xDD doth UwU wie: -:33 That >_> is x3 my ^.^ home of xDD wuv, >_> if UwU I uWu have ranged, -Wike ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ twavews UwU I ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, -;;w;; Just to x3 the time, nyot with x3 the time xDD exchanged, -^w^ So :3 that x3 my self ;;w;; bwing UwU watew fow x3 my stain, -xDD Nyevew ^-^ bewieve ^w^ though uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD weignyed, -All fwaiwties :3 that x3 besiege aww >_> kinds of bwood, -:33 That >w< it couwd UwU so ^w^ pwepostewouswy be ^-^ stainyed, -;;w;; To OwO weave fow >_< nyothing aww >w< thy >w< sum of good: -For >_< nyothing ÚwÚ this uWu wide universe UwU I >_> caww, -:3 Save xDD thou x3 my rose, uWu in >w< it xDD thou awt x3 my all. - - -^-^ 110 -Awas UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu have >_> gonye OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, -xDD And UwU made x3 my self :3 a motwey to x3 the ^.^ view, -x3 Gowed >_< minye UwU own thoughts, sold cheap >_> what >_> is UwU most deaw, -Made ;;w;; owd :3 offences of affections new. -:3 Most true >w< it ;;w;; is, :3 that UwU I uWu have wooked on uWu twuth -Askance ÚwÚ and ^.^ stwangewy: >_> but ^.^ by aww xDD abuv, -;;w;; These >_> bwenches uWu gave x3 my >_< heawt anyothew youth, -xDD And xDD wowse UwU essays >_> pwuvd uWu thee x3 my best of love. -Now aww >_> is :33 donye, uWu have >_> what UwU shaww uWu have nyo ^w^ end, -Mine xDD appetite UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe xDD wiww grind -On nyewew uWu pwoof, to >_> twy >w< an ^.^ owdew fwiend, -^-^ A god uWu in xDD wuv, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am x3 confinyed. -UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me ;;w;; wewcome, :3 nyext x3 my heaven x3 the ^w^ best, -Even to >w< thy puwe ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU most >w< woving UwU bweast. - - -;;w;; 111 -x3 O fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake UwU do xDD you with :33 Fowtunye :33 chide, -uWu The guiwty ÚwÚ goddess of x3 my ;;w;; hawmfuw uWu deeds, -:33 That uWu did nyot xDD bettew fow x3 my >w< wife >_< pwovide, -Than public means which public ^w^ mannyews ;;w;; bweeds. -^w^ Thence x3 comes >w< it :3 that x3 my xDD nyame weceives :3 a brand, -xDD And almost thence x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is >_> subdued -;;w;; To >_> what >w< it wowks x3 in, ^.^ wike x3 the OwO dyew's ÚwÚ hand: -x3 Pity ;;w;; me >w< then, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish UwU I :3 wewe ^-^ wenyewed, -Whilst ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ wiwwing patient UwU I xDD wiww dwink, -UwU Potions of eisel uWu 'gainst x3 my >w< stwong ^-^ infection, -No uWu bittewnyess :3 that UwU I xDD wiww UwU bittew >_< think, -x3 Nyow :3 doubwe >_< penyance to ^w^ cowwect :3 cowwection. -x3 Pity ;;w;; me xDD then uWu deaw fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 assuwe :3 ye, -Even :3 that x3 youw pity >_> is enough to >w< cuwe x3 me. - - -ÚwÚ 112 -uWu Youw wuv ÚwÚ and pity xDD doth x3 th' x3 impwession :33 fiww, ->_< Which uWu vuwgaw OwO scandaw >_> stamped ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> bwow, -For >_> what :3 cawe UwU I who ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me weww ow UwU iww, -^w^ So xDD you :33 o'ew-gween x3 my ÚwÚ bad, x3 my ÚwÚ good awwow? ->_> You OwO awe x3 my aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must xDD stwive, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 my UwU shames ÚwÚ and pwaises from x3 youw ;;w;; tongue, -^-^ Nyonye >_> ewse to uWu me, nor UwU I to >_< nyonye ^.^ awive, -:33 That x3 my x3 steewed sense ow :33 changes >w< wight ow wrong. -^w^ In UwU so profound >_> abysm UwU I ^-^ thwow aww :3 cawe -Of OwO othews' UwU voices, :3 that x3 my x3 addew's sense, -;;w;; To critic ÚwÚ and to fwattewew stopped are: ->_> Mawk >w< how with x3 my >_> nyegwect UwU I UwU do ^.^ dispense. ->_> You OwO awe UwU so >_< stwongwy uWu in x3 my OwO puwpose bwed, -:33 That aww x3 the wowwd ;;w;; besides uWu methinks OwO awe uWu dead. - - -113 -Since UwU I left UwU you, >_< minye ^w^ eye >_> is uWu in x3 my UwU mind, -xDD And :3 that which :3 guvwns ;;w;; me to OwO go about, -^-^ Doth ÚwÚ pawt :33 his UwU function, ÚwÚ and >_> is ;;w;; pawtwy ÚwÚ bwind, -x3 Seems seeing, >_> but UwU effectuawwy >_> is out: -For >w< it nyo >_< fowm xDD dewivews to x3 the >_< heawt -Of bird, of x3 fwowew, ow xDD shape which >w< it xDD doth latch, -Of :33 his ^w^ quick xDD objects hath x3 the ^-^ mind nyo >_> pawt, -x3 Nyow :33 his UwU own xDD vision ÚwÚ howds >_> what >w< it xDD doth catch: -For >_> if >w< it >_> see x3 the rud'st ow xDD gentwest UwU sight, -uWu The UwU most x3 sweet ^.^ favouw ow deformed'st x3 cweatuwe, -uWu The >w< mountain, ow x3 the :33 sea, x3 the ^-^ day, ow xDD nyight: -uWu The crow, ow uWu duv, >w< it >w< shapes them to x3 youw >_> featuwe. ->_> Incapabwe of >_> mowe, UwU wepwete with UwU you, -OwO My UwU most true ^-^ mind OwO thus OwO maketh >_< minye untrue. - - -114 -:33 Ow >w< whethew xDD doth x3 my ^-^ mind ^.^ being ^.^ cwownyed with xDD you -^w^ Dwink x3 up x3 the monarch's pwague ÚwÚ this flattery? -:33 Ow >w< whethew UwU shaww UwU I >_> say >_< minye ^w^ eye :3 saith ^-^ twue, -xDD And :3 that x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ taught >w< it ÚwÚ this alchemy? -;;w;; To >_< make of xDD monstews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things x3 indigest, ->w< Such x3 chewubins >_< as x3 youw x3 sweet self ;;w;; wesembwe, -^.^ Cweating every :33 bad :3 a :3 pewfect best -;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as xDD objects to :33 his beams assembwe: -x3 O UwU 'tis x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU 'tis >w< fwattewy uWu in x3 my seeing, -xDD And x3 my great ^-^ mind UwU most >_> kingwy dwinks >w< it up, -Mine ^w^ eye weww xDD knyows >_> what with :33 his :3 gust >_> is >w< 'gweeing, -xDD And to :33 his palate xDD doth >_> pwepawe x3 the >_> cup. -;;w;; If >w< it be ^w^ poisonyed, UwU 'tis x3 the wessew ^w^ sin, -:33 That >_< minye ^w^ eye loves >w< it ÚwÚ and xDD doth xDD fiwst ;;w;; begin. - - -^-^ 115 ->w< Those lines :3 that UwU I >w< befowe uWu have ^-^ wwit UwU do wie, -Even UwU those :3 that uWu said UwU I couwd nyot wuv xDD you OwO deawew, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD then x3 my ^w^ judgment UwU knyew nyo reason >w< why, -OwO My UwU most full fwame >_> shouwd afterwards buwn clearer, -OwO But reckoning time, x3 whose x3 miwwionyed accidents -Creep uWu in 'twixt ^w^ vows, ÚwÚ and change decrees of OwO kings, -Tan uWu sacwed >w< beauty, >w< bwunt x3 the shawp'st >w< intents, -:33 Divewt >w< stwong minds to x3 the course of awt'wing >_> things: -Awas >w< why feawing of ÚwÚ time's tywanny, -^.^ Might UwU I nyot xDD then >_> say x3 'Nyow UwU I wuv xDD you >w< best,' -x3 When UwU I UwU was xDD cewtain ^-^ o'ew :33 incewtainty, -OwO Cwownying x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, ÚwÚ doubting of x3 the >w< west? -Wuv >_> is :3 a ^w^ babe, xDD then ^w^ might UwU I nyot >_> say UwU so -;;w;; To UwU give full gwowth to :3 that which still xDD doth ^w^ gwow. - - -116 -Let ;;w;; me nyot to x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of true minds -^.^ Admit >_< impediments, wuv >_> is nyot wuv ->_< Which >w< awtews when >w< it ÚwÚ awtewation >_> finds, -:33 Ow :33 bends with x3 the wemuvw to OwO wemuv. -x3 O no, >w< it >_> is >w< an evew-fixed mark -:33 That :33 wooks on x3 tempests ÚwÚ and >_> is >_< nyevew UwU shaken; -^.^ It >_> is x3 the :33 staw to every >w< wand'wing bawk, ->_< Whose worth's uWu unknyown, awthough :33 his height be >_< taken. ->w< Wuv's nyot ÚwÚ Time's x3 foow, ^w^ though :3 wosy lips ÚwÚ and >_> cheeks -OwO Within :33 his x3 bending sickwe's compass come, -Wuv >w< awtews nyot with :33 his bwief >_> houws ÚwÚ and >w< weeks, -OwO But bears >w< it x3 out even to x3 the UwU edge of >w< doom: -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ewwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me proved, -UwU I >_< nyevew ;;w;; wwit, nor nyo x3 man OwO evew >w< wuvd. - - ->w< 117 -^w^ Accuse ;;w;; me thus, :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> scanted all, -^-^ Whewein UwU I >_> shouwd x3 youw great deserts wepay, -Forgot ;;w;; upon x3 youw deawest wuv to >_> caww, -:33 Wheweto aww xDD bonds UwU do :33 tie ;;w;; me day ^.^ by ^-^ day, -:33 That UwU I uWu have fwequent :33 been with unknown x3 minds, -xDD And UwU given to time x3 youw UwU own >w< deaw-puwchased wight, -:33 That UwU I uWu have hoisted saiw to aww x3 the >_< winds ->_< Which >_> shouwd transport ;;w;; me ^-^ fawthest from x3 youw :33 sight. ->_< Book both x3 my wilfulness ÚwÚ and ^-^ ewwows ;;w;; down, -xDD And on >w< just xDD pwoof OwO suwmise, >_< accumuwate, -Bring ;;w;; me within x3 the ^w^ wevew of x3 youw fwown, -OwO But >w< shoot nyot uWu at ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw wakened >w< hate: -Since x3 my appeaw ;;w;; says UwU I uWu did strive to ^-^ pwuv -uWu The >_> constancy ÚwÚ and viwtue of x3 youw love. - - -;;w;; 118 -Wike >_< as to >_< make UwU ouw xDD appetite ^.^ mowe >_> keen -With eagew uWu compounds ^.^ we UwU ouw palate >_< uwge, -;;w;; As to ^w^ pwevent UwU ouw mawadies ÚwÚ unseen, -We >w< sicken to UwU shun sicknyess when ^.^ we ÚwÚ puwge. -Even UwU so ^.^ being full of x3 youw ne'er-cloying sweetness, -;;w;; To UwU bittew UwU sauces uWu did UwU I fwame x3 my feeding; -xDD And >w< sick of ÚwÚ wewfawe >_> found :3 a uWu kind of meetness, -;;w;; To be ;;w;; diseased ere :3 that there UwU was true needing. -^-^ Thus UwU powicy uWu in wuv t' :3 anticipate -uWu The ills :3 that :3 wewe >_> nyot, ^-^ gwew to :33 fauwts ^.^ assuwed, -xDD And ^.^ bwought to medicinye :3 a OwO heawthfuw >w< state ->_< Which rank of xDD goodnyess ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by :33 iww be cured. -OwO But thence UwU I :3 weawn ÚwÚ and find x3 the wesson ^-^ twue, -;;w;; Dwugs x3 poison ^.^ him :3 that UwU so :33 feiw >w< sick of OwO you. - - -119 ->_> What ^w^ potions uWu have UwU I UwU dwunk of Siren tears -:3 Distiwwed from limbecks fouw >_< as heww :33 within, -Applying OwO feaws to hopes, ÚwÚ and hopes to >_> feaws, -UwU Stiww losing when UwU I saw x3 my self to ÚwÚ win! ->_> What wwetched ^-^ ewwows hath x3 my >_< heawt uWu committed, -Whilst >w< it hath xDD thought >w< it self UwU so blessed xDD nyevew! -How uWu have >_< minye eyes x3 out of uWu theiw spheres :33 been :3 fitted -^w^ In x3 the OwO distwaction of ÚwÚ this ^-^ madding fever! -x3 O ^-^ benyefit of UwU iww, nyow UwU I find true -:33 That xDD bettew ;;w;; is, ^.^ by eviw still UwU made ^-^ bettew. -xDD And :3 wuinyed wuv when >w< it >_> is buiwt xDD anyew -Grows fairer than uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, uWu faw ;;w;; gweatew. -^w^ So UwU I ^-^ wetuwn :33 webuked to x3 my UwU content, -xDD And ^.^ gain ^.^ by ills thrice ^.^ mowe than UwU I uWu have :33 spent. - - -:3 120 -:33 That xDD you :3 wewe >_> once :3 unkind :33 befwiends ;;w;; me now, -xDD And fow :3 that >_> sowwow, which UwU I xDD then uWu did feew, -Nyeeds ^w^ must UwU I :33 undew x3 my twansgwession UwU bow, -OwO Unwess x3 my nerves :3 wewe brass ow >_> hammewed steew. -For >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ by x3 my unkindnyess ;;w;; shaken -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ by >_< youws, x3 y'have x3 passed :3 a heww of time, -xDD And UwU I :3 a tyrant uWu have nyo leisure :33 taken -;;w;; To >w< weigh >w< how >_> once UwU I suffered uWu in x3 youw crime. -x3 O :3 that UwU ouw >w< nyight of woe ^w^ might uWu have >_< wemembewed -OwO My xDD deepest sense, >w< how x3 hawd true sorrow UwU hits, -xDD And >w< soon to UwU you, >_< as xDD you to ;;w;; me xDD then ^.^ tendewed -uWu The humble sawve, which wounded >_> bosoms :3 fits! -OwO But :3 that x3 youw trespass nyow x3 becomes :3 a >_< fee, -Mine :33 wansoms >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_> youws ^w^ must wansom x3 me. - - -:3 121 -'Tis xDD bettew to be ^-^ viwe than ^-^ viwe esteemed, -x3 When nyot to be, weceives x3 wepwoach of x3 being, -xDD And x3 the >w< just :3 pweasuwe :3 wost, which >_> is UwU so ^.^ deemed, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by UwU ouw feewing, >_> but ^.^ by OwO othews' seeing. -For >w< why >_> shouwd OwO othews' UwU fawse ÚwÚ aduwtewate eyes -Give salutation to x3 my >w< spowtive >_< bwood? -:33 Ow on x3 my fwaiwties >w< why OwO awe fwaiwew spies, ->_< Which uWu in uWu theiw wills ;;w;; count :33 bad >_> what UwU I think good? -:3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am :3 that UwU I am, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they :3 that ^w^ wevew -At x3 my x3 abuses, weckon x3 up uWu theiw OwO own, -UwU I OwO may be ^w^ stwaight ^w^ though ;;w;; they x3 themsewves be x3 bevew; -^-^ By uWu theiw rank thoughts, x3 my >_< deeds ^w^ must nyot be OwO shown -OwO Unwess ÚwÚ this general eviw ;;w;; they :33 maintain, -All ;;w;; men OwO awe :33 bad ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu theiw UwU badnyess reign. - - -uWu 122 -x3 Thy :3 gift, >w< thy tabwes, OwO awe within x3 my :3 bwain -Full ;;w;; chawactewed with :3 wasting xDD memowy, ->_< Which UwU shaww :33 abuv :3 that idle rank wemain -^.^ Beyond aww uWu date even to xDD etewnyity. -:33 Ow uWu at x3 the least, UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as :3 bwain ÚwÚ and >_< heawt -:3 Have >_< facuwty ^.^ by ÚwÚ nyatuwe to subsist, -Tiww >_< each to wazed oblivion yield :33 his ÚwÚ pawt -Of ÚwÚ thee, >w< thy xDD wecowd >_< nyevew ^.^ can be :3 missed: -:33 That poor wetention couwd nyot UwU so much OwO howd, -x3 Nyow >_< nyeed UwU I tallies >w< thy uWu deaw wuv to scowe, -Therefore to UwU give them from ;;w;; me UwU was UwU I >w< bowd, -;;w;; To :33 twust UwU those :33 tabwes :3 that receive uWu thee uWu mowe: -;;w;; To >_< keep >w< an UwU adjunct to remember uWu thee -^.^ Wewe to impowt ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess uWu in x3 me. - - -123 -Nyo! Time, xDD thou shalt nyot boast :3 that UwU I UwU do >_< change, -x3 Thy pyramids buiwt x3 up with nyewew ^w^ might -;;w;; To ;;w;; me OwO awe >_< nyothing ^-^ nyuvw, >_< nyothing >_> stwange, -^-^ They OwO awe >_> but ^.^ dwessings Of :3 a xDD fowmew >_> sight: -Our x3 dates OwO awe ^-^ bwief, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ we admiwe, ->_> What xDD thou dost OwO foist ;;w;; upon >_> us :3 that >_> is :3 owd, -xDD And rather >_< make them bown to UwU ouw >_> desiwe, -Than think :3 that ^.^ we >w< befowe uWu have heard them ÚwÚ towd: -x3 Thy >_> wegistews ÚwÚ and uWu thee UwU I both >w< defy, -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU wond'wing uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, nor x3 the past, -For >w< thy ^w^ wecowds, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ we >_> see xDD doth wie, -Made ^.^ mowe ow less ^.^ by >w< thy continyuaw >_> haste: -This UwU I UwU do vow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU shaww OwO evew be, -UwU I xDD wiww be true ;;w;; despite >w< thy x3 scythe ÚwÚ and thee. - - -^w^ 124 -;;w;; If x3 my uWu deaw wuv :3 wewe >_> but x3 the chiwd of state, -^.^ It ^w^ might fow Fowtunye's ^.^ bastawd be x3 unfathewed, -;;w;; As x3 subject to ÚwÚ time's wuv ow to ÚwÚ time's hate, ->_< Weeds ^-^ among ÚwÚ weeds, ow fwowews with fwowews gathewed. -No >w< it UwU was builded uWu faw from :3 accident, -^.^ It suffers nyot uWu in x3 smiwing pomp, nor ^w^ fawws -;;w;; Undew x3 the ^w^ bwow of ÚwÚ thwawwed ÚwÚ discontent, -:33 Wheweto x3 th' ;;w;; inviting time UwU ouw fashion xDD cawws: -^.^ It OwO feaws nyot UwU powicy :3 that heretic, ->_< Which wowks on leases of ^.^ showt-nyumbewed houws, -OwO But aww awonye >w< stands hugely powitic, -:33 That >w< it nor gwows with ^.^ heat, nor dwowns with UwU showews. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU I >_> witnyess caww x3 the foows of time, ->_< Which ^-^ die fow ^-^ goodnyess, who uWu have >_< wived fow crime. - - -125 -^w^ Wewe't ^.^ aught to ;;w;; me UwU I bore x3 the canopy, -With x3 my extern x3 the :33 outwawd OwO honyouwing, -:33 Ow laid great OwO bases fow UwU etewnyity, ->_< Which ;;w;; pwuvs ^.^ mowe showt than uWu waste ow ruining? -:3 Have UwU I nyot :3 seen >w< dwewwews on >_< fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw ->_< Wose all, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^.^ by ÚwÚ paying ^w^ too much OwO went -For ÚwÚ compound sweet; fowgoing :33 simpwe savour, -^-^ Pitifuw thwivews uWu in uWu theiw >_< gazing uWu spent? -:3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me be ^.^ obsequious uWu in >w< thy uWu heawt, -xDD And OwO take xDD thou x3 my oblation, poor >_> but >w< fwee, ->_< Which >_> is nyot ÚwÚ mixed with seconds, xDD knyows nyo awt, -OwO But ^-^ mutuaw xDD wendew, >w< onwy ;;w;; me fow thee. -Hence, xDD thou :33 subownyed UwU infowmew, :3 a true :3 souw -x3 When UwU most :3 impeached, >w< stands least uWu in >w< thy :33 contwow. - - -uWu 126 -x3 O xDD thou x3 my lovely ;;w;; boy who uWu in >w< thy x3 powew, -uWu Dost howd ÚwÚ Time's >_> fickwe gwass :33 his >_> fickwe houw: -Who x3 hast ^.^ by >_< wanying >_< gwown, ÚwÚ and thewein show'st, -x3 Thy ^w^ wuvws ^.^ withewing, >_< as >w< thy x3 sweet self ÚwÚ gwow'st. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ Nyatuwe xDD (suvweign mistwess uvw wrack) -;;w;; As xDD thou ^.^ goest ^w^ onwawds still xDD wiww pluck uWu thee back, -:33 She keeps uWu thee to ÚwÚ this xDD puwpose, :3 that her :3 skiww -^-^ May time disgrace, ÚwÚ and wwetched ^w^ minyutes UwU kiww. -ÚwÚ Yet feaw her x3 O xDD thou uWu minyion of her x3 pweasuwe, -:33 She OwO may detain, >_> but nyot still >_< keep her tweasuwe! -:3 Hew ^-^ audit (though >_< dewayed) OwO answewed ^w^ must be, -xDD And her :33 quietus >_> is to render thee. - - -UwU 127 -^w^ In x3 the ;;w;; owd age black UwU was nyot :3 counted faiw, -:33 Ow >_> if >w< it :3 wewe >w< it bore nyot beauty's xDD nyame: -OwO But nyow >_> is black beauty's ;;w;; successive heiw, -xDD And beauty swandewed with :3 a ^.^ bastawd UwU shame, -For xDD since >_< each uWu hand hath put on ;;w;; nyatuwe's x3 powew, -Fairing x3 the fouw with awt's UwU fawse bowwowed >w< face, -ÚwÚ Sweet beauty hath nyo xDD nyame nyo >w< howy ÚwÚ bowew, -OwO But >_> is pwofanyed, >_> if nyot ;;w;; wives uWu in UwU disgwace. -Therefore x3 my >_< mistwess' eyes OwO awe >_> waven black, -:3 Hew eyes UwU so ÚwÚ suited, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they mouwnyews ;;w;; seem, -At xDD such who nyot bown >w< faiw nyo beauty lack, ->_< Swandewing :3 cweation with :3 a UwU fawse esteem, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU so ;;w;; they mouwn >_< becoming of uWu theiw woe, -:33 That every >_> tongue ;;w;; says beauty >_> shouwd wook :3 so. - - -ÚwÚ 128 -How ;;w;; oft when UwU thou, x3 my ^.^ music, uWu music >_> pway'st, ->_> Upon :3 that blessed uWu wood x3 whose >_> motion sounds -With >w< thy x3 sweet x3 fingews when xDD thou gently sway'st -uWu The ;;w;; wiwy concowd :3 that >_< minye ear x3 confounds, -Do UwU I :3 envy UwU those ^.^ jacks :3 that >_< nyimbwe x3 weap, -;;w;; To :3 kiss x3 the xDD tendew inward of >w< thy uWu hand, -Whilst x3 my poor lips which >_> shouwd :3 that harvest x3 weap, -At x3 the >_> wood's boldness ^.^ by uWu thee ;;w;; bwushing ^.^ stand. -;;w;; To be UwU so tickwed ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd change uWu theiw >w< state -xDD And >_> situation with UwU those UwU dancing uWu chips, -^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom >w< thy x3 fingews UwU wawk with ^-^ gentwe gait, -^.^ Making >_< dead uWu wood ^.^ mowe bwest than UwU wiving :3 wips, -Since ^w^ saucy ^.^ jacks UwU so ^w^ happy OwO awe uWu in uWu this, -Give them >w< thy ^-^ fingews, ;;w;; me >w< thy lips to >w< kiss. - - -x3 129 -xDD Th' expense of ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a uWu waste of ^-^ shame -Is lust uWu in xDD action, ÚwÚ and >w< tiww xDD action, lust -Is >_> pewjuwed, ^.^ muwd'wous, bwoody full of bwame, -Savage, extreme, OwO wude, ^-^ cwuew, nyot to ^w^ twust, -Enjoyed nyo :33 soonyew >_> but :3 despised stwaight, -^w^ Past reason ^-^ hunted, ÚwÚ and nyo :33 soonyew xDD had -^w^ Past reason hated >_< as :3 a ^.^ swawwowed :3 bait, -On OwO puwpose laid to >_< make x3 the :33 takew >_> mad. -Mad uWu in pursuit ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< possession >_> so, ->w< Had, x3 having, ÚwÚ and uWu in ;;w;; quest, to uWu have extreme, -^-^ A ÚwÚ bwiss uWu in xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and proved, :3 a xDD vewy woe, -^.^ Befowe :3 a joy proposed x3 behind :3 a UwU dweam. -All ÚwÚ this x3 the wowwd weww xDD knyows yet >_< nyonye xDD knyows weww, -;;w;; To UwU shun x3 the heaven :3 that weads ;;w;; men to ÚwÚ this uWu heww. - - -^-^ 130 -OwO My >_< mistwess' eyes OwO awe >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 the sun, -UwU Cowaw >_> is uWu faw ^.^ mowe ;;w;; wed, than her lips ;;w;; wed, -;;w;; If >w< snyow be >_< white, >w< why xDD then her breasts OwO awe ^.^ dun: -;;w;; If >_< haiws be ÚwÚ wiwes, black wires gwow on her head: -UwU I uWu have :3 seen >_< woses ÚwÚ damasked, red ÚwÚ and >_< white, -OwO But nyo xDD such >_< woses >_> see UwU I uWu in her cheeks, -xDD And uWu in x3 some uWu pewfumes >_> is there ^.^ mowe OwO dewight, -Than uWu in x3 the UwU bweath :3 that from x3 my mistwess weeks. -UwU I wuv to hear her :3 speak, yet weww UwU I knyow, -:33 That uWu music hath :3 a uWu faw ^.^ mowe pweasing :3 sound: -UwU I gwant UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a ÚwÚ goddess x3 go, -OwO My mistwess when ^.^ she >w< wawks :33 tweads on x3 the :33 gwound. -xDD And yet ^.^ by heaven UwU I think x3 my wuv >_< as wawe, -;;w;; As xDD any ^.^ she belied with UwU fawse compare. - - -:33 131 -^.^ Thou awt >_< as >_> tywannyous, UwU so >_< as xDD thou awt, -;;w;; As UwU those x3 whose beauties x3 pwoudwy >_< make them :3 cwuew; -For weww xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st to x3 my uWu deaw >_< doting >_< heawt -^.^ Thou awt x3 the >_> faiwest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< pwecious jewel. -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ good :33 faith x3 some >_> say :3 that uWu thee behowd, -x3 Thy OwO face hath nyot x3 the powew to >_< make wuv ^.^ gwoan; -;;w;; To >_> say ;;w;; they >w< eww, UwU I dawe nyot be UwU so >w< bowd, -Awthough UwU I >_< sweaw >w< it to x3 my self >_< awonye. -xDD And to be >_< suwe :3 that >_> is nyot UwU fawse UwU I x3 sweaw, -^-^ A thousand groans >_> but uWu thinking on >w< thy >w< face, -x3 Onye on another's x3 nyeck UwU do >_> witnyess UwU beaw -x3 Thy black >_> is >_> faiwest uWu in x3 my >_> judgment's ;;w;; pwace. -^w^ In >_< nyothing awt xDD thou black :3 save uWu in >w< thy uWu deeds, -xDD And thence ÚwÚ this ^-^ swandew >_< as UwU I think proceeds. - - -UwU 132 -OwO Thinye eyes UwU I xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_< as :3 pitying uWu me, -Knyowing >w< thy >_< heawt x3 towment ;;w;; me with OwO disdain, -:3 Have put on black, ÚwÚ and >w< woving mouwnyews be, -^w^ Wooking with OwO pwetty ^w^ wuth ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO pain. -xDD And :33 twuwy nyot x3 the mownying sun of heaven -uWu Bettew x3 becomes x3 the ^w^ gwey >_> cheeks of x3 the OwO east, -x3 Nyow :3 that full :33 staw :3 that ;;w;; ushews uWu in x3 the even -^-^ Doth half :3 that :3 gwowy to x3 the sober xDD west -;;w;; As UwU those >w< two >w< mouwnying eyes :33 become >w< thy face: -x3 O wet >w< it xDD then >_< as weww >_> beseem >w< thy >_< heawt -;;w;; To mouwn fow ;;w;; me xDD since >w< mouwnying xDD doth uWu thee gwace, -xDD And >_> suit >w< thy pity ^.^ wike uWu in every part. -UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I >_< sweaw beauty herself >_> is black, -xDD And aww ;;w;; they fouw :3 that >w< thy >_< compwexion ^w^ wack. - - -133 -Beshrew :3 that >_< heawt :3 that x3 makes x3 my >_< heawt to gwoan -For :3 that >_> deep ;;w;; wound >w< it ;;w;; gives x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and OwO me; -^-^ Is't nyot enough to towtuwe ;;w;; me ^-^ awonye, -OwO But ;;w;; swave to :3 swavewy x3 my ;;w;; sweet'st :33 fwiend ^w^ must :3 be? -x3 Me from x3 my self >w< thy UwU cwuew ^w^ eye hath >_< taken, -xDD And x3 my :3 nyext self xDD thou harder x3 hast ^w^ engwossed, -Of :3 him, x3 my ;;w;; sewf, ÚwÚ and uWu thee UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ fowsaken, -^-^ A x3 towment thrice xDD thwee-fowd OwO thus to be ^.^ cwossed: -Prison x3 my >_< heawt uWu in >w< thy steew :3 bosom's :33 wawd, -OwO But xDD then x3 my ^-^ fwiend's >_< heawt wet x3 my poor >_< heawt >_< baiw, -Whoe'er keeps uWu me, wet x3 my >_< heawt be :33 his guawd, -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot xDD then use uWu wigouw uWu in x3 my gaow. -xDD And yet xDD thou wiwt, fow UwU I ^.^ being x3 pent uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -:33 Pewfowce ^w^ am ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and aww :3 that >_> is uWu in x3 me. - - -x3 134 -^w^ So nyow UwU I uWu have confessed :3 that ^.^ he >_> is xDD thinye, -xDD And UwU I x3 my self ^w^ am >_> mowtgaged to >w< thy :33 wiww, -OwO My self I'll ;;w;; fowfeit, UwU so :3 that othew >_> minye, -^.^ Thou wiwt restore to be x3 my uWu comfowt stiww: -OwO But xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, nor ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be >w< fwee, -For xDD thou awt :33 cuvtous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; kind, ->w< He :33 weawnyed >_> but suwety-wike to >w< wwite fow uWu me, -;;w;; Undew :3 that :3 bond :3 that ^.^ him >_< as >_< fist xDD doth OwO bind. -uWu The statute of >w< thy beauty xDD thou wiwt take, -^.^ Thou ;;w;; usuwew :3 that ^w^ put'st fowth aww to ^.^ use, -xDD And sue :3 a fwiend, ^-^ came ÚwÚ debtow fow x3 my ^w^ sake, -^w^ So ^.^ him UwU I wose ^w^ thwough x3 my :3 unkind ^-^ abuse. -xDD Him uWu have UwU I :3 wost, xDD thou x3 hast both ^.^ him ÚwÚ and uWu me, ->w< He >w< pays x3 the ^-^ whowe, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ am UwU I nyot >w< fwee. - - -OwO 135 -ÚwÚ Whoevew hath her wish, xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy :33 wiww, -xDD And UwU 'Wiww' to UwU boot, ÚwÚ and UwU 'Wiww' uWu in ^w^ uvw-pwus, -uWu Mowe than enough ^w^ am UwU I :3 that ^-^ vex uWu thee still, -;;w;; To >w< thy x3 sweet xDD wiww x3 making >w< addition OwO thus. -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou x3 whose xDD wiww >_> is large ÚwÚ and >_< spacious, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_> once x3 vouchsafe to hide x3 my xDD wiww uWu in >_< thinye? -Shall xDD wiww uWu in ;;w;; othews xDD seem >w< wight ^w^ gwacious, -xDD And uWu in x3 my xDD wiww nyo >w< faiw >w< acceptance shine? -uWu The sea aww >_< watew, yet weceives xDD wain still, -xDD And uWu in abundance :33 addeth to :33 his store, -^w^ So xDD thou ^.^ being rich uWu in xDD wiww >_< add to >w< thy xDD wiww -x3 Onye xDD wiww of >_< minye to >_< make >w< thy large xDD wiww more. -Let nyo >_> unkind, nyo >w< faiw >_> beseechews ^.^ kiww, -^w^ Think aww >_> but one, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me uWu in :3 that one >w< 'Wiww.' - - -x3 136 -;;w;; If >w< thy :3 souw ^.^ check uWu thee :3 that UwU I come UwU so near, -Swear to >w< thy ^w^ bwind :3 souw :3 that UwU I UwU was >w< thy >_< 'Wiww', -xDD And xDD wiww >w< thy :3 souw xDD knyows >_> is admitted thewe, -^-^ Thus uWu faw fow xDD wuv, x3 my :3 wuv-suit x3 sweet xDD fuwfiw. ->_< 'Wiww', xDD wiww fuwfiw x3 the treasure of >w< thy xDD wuv, -Ay, ^w^ fiww >w< it full with wiwws, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD wiww one, -^w^ In ^.^ things of great :33 weceipt with case ^.^ we prove, ->_> Among :3 a ^w^ nyumbew one >_> is >_> weckonyed none. -UwU Then uWu in x3 the ^w^ nyumbew wet ;;w;; me pass >_< untowd, -;;w;; Though uWu in >w< thy x3 stowe's :33 account UwU I one ^w^ must be, -For >_< nyothing howd uWu me, UwU so >w< it uWu pwease uWu thee OwO howd, -:33 That >_< nyothing uWu me, :3 a ^-^ something x3 sweet to thee. -^-^ Make >_> but x3 my xDD nyame >w< thy xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and wuv :3 that still, -xDD And xDD then xDD thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me fow x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Wiww. - - -xDD 137 -^.^ Thou ^w^ bwind >w< foow Wuv, >_> what dost xDD thou to >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -:33 That ;;w;; they behowd ÚwÚ and >_> see nyot >_> what ;;w;; they see? -^-^ They ^.^ knyow >_> what beauty ;;w;; is, >_> see :3 whewe >w< it lies, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> what x3 the best ;;w;; is, OwO take x3 the worst to >w< be. -;;w;; If eyes corrupt ^.^ by uvw-pawtiaw looks, -^w^ Be uWu anchowed uWu in x3 the ^w^ bay :3 whewe aww ;;w;; men ride, -Why of eyes' UwU fawsehood x3 hast xDD thou forged x3 hooks, -:33 Wheweto x3 the ^w^ judgment of x3 my >_< heawt >_> is >w< tied? -Why >_> shouwd x3 my >_< heawt think :3 that :3 a sevewaw >_> pwot, ->_< Which x3 my >_< heawt xDD knyows x3 the uWu wide OwO wowwd's ^w^ common :3 pwace? -:33 Ow >_< minye eyes ^-^ seeing uWu this, >_> say ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot -;;w;; To put >w< faiw uWu twuth ;;w;; upon UwU so fouw :3 a ^.^ face? -^w^ In ^.^ things >w< wight true x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and eyes uWu have erred, -xDD And to ÚwÚ this UwU fawse pwague OwO awe ;;w;; they nyow twansfewwed. - - -^w^ 138 -x3 When x3 my wuv ÚwÚ sweaws :3 that ^.^ she >_> is UwU made of truth, -UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve her ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she lies, -:33 That ^.^ she ^w^ might think ;;w;; me x3 some untutowed youth, -Unweawnyed uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's UwU fawse subtleties. -^-^ Thus vainwy uWu thinking :3 that ^.^ she ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me >_> young, -Awthough ^.^ she xDD knyows x3 my OwO days OwO awe x3 past x3 the ^w^ best, ->w< Simpwy UwU I cwedit her uWu fawse-speaking ;;w;; tongue, -On both >w< sides OwO thus >_> is :33 simpwe uWu twuth :3 suppwessed: -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe ;;w;; says ^.^ she nyot ^.^ she >_> is :33 unjust? -xDD And ^-^ whewefowe >_> say nyot UwU I :3 that UwU I ^w^ am xDD owd? -x3 O love's best OwO habit >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ seeming ^w^ twust, -xDD And age uWu in xDD wuv, loves nyot to uWu have years uWu towd. -Therefore UwU I >_< wie with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she with uWu me, -xDD And uWu in UwU ouw :33 fauwts ^.^ by wies ^.^ we fwattewed >w< be. - - -OwO 139 -x3 O caww nyot ;;w;; me to justify x3 the wwong, -:33 That >w< thy unkindnyess ways ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu heawt, -Wound ;;w;; me nyot with ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye >_> but with >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, -^w^ Use powew with x3 powew, ÚwÚ and slay ;;w;; me nyot ^.^ by awt, -Teww ;;w;; me xDD thou >_> wov'st ^.^ ewsewhewe; >_> but uWu in x3 my UwU sight, ->_< Deaw >_< heawt ÚwÚ fowbeaw to glance ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ aside, ->_> What uWu nyeed'st xDD thou ;;w;; wound with x3 cunnying when >w< thy ^w^ might -Is ^.^ mowe than x3 my xDD o'ewpwessed x3 defence ^.^ can ^-^ bide? -Let ;;w;; me UwU excuse ÚwÚ thee, ah x3 my wuv weww ;;w;; knyows, -:3 Hew OwO pwetty :33 wooks uWu have :33 been >_< minye UwU enyemies, -xDD And >_< thewefowe from x3 my OwO face ^.^ she tuwns x3 my ;;w;; foes, -:33 That ;;w;; they >_> ewsewhewe ^w^ might ^.^ dawt uWu theiw injuries: -ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot >_> so, >_> but xDD since UwU I ^w^ am nyeaw x3 swain, -ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; me outwight with looks, ÚwÚ and x3 wid x3 my OwO pain. - - -xDD 140 -^w^ Be uWu wise >_< as xDD thou awt ^-^ cwuew, UwU do nyot x3 pwess -OwO My tongue-tied uWu patience with ^w^ too much >w< disdain: -Lest sorrow xDD wend ;;w;; me wowds ÚwÚ and wowds expwess, -uWu The ^w^ mannyew of x3 my ÚwÚ pity-wanting OwO pain. -;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might >_< teach uWu thee wit xDD bettew >w< it uWu wewe, -;;w;; Though nyot to xDD wuv, yet wuv to tell ;;w;; me >_> so, -;;w;; As testy >w< sick ;;w;; men when uWu theiw >w< deaths be near, -No nyews >_> but ^.^ heawth from uWu theiw x3 physicians :33 knyow. -For >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd despair UwU I >_> shouwd gwow mad, -xDD And uWu in x3 my ^-^ madnyess ^w^ might speak :33 iww of ÚwÚ thee, -Now ÚwÚ this ill-wresting wowwd >_> is grown UwU so ÚwÚ bad, -Mad swandewews ^.^ by ^-^ mad OwO eaws :33 bewieved >w< be. -:33 That UwU I OwO may nyot be >_> so, nor xDD thou >w< bewied, -ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ thinye eyes stwaight, ^w^ though >w< thy OwO pwoud >_< heawt OwO go ÚwÚ wide. - - -141 -^w^ In :33 faith UwU I UwU do nyot wuv uWu thee with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -For ;;w;; they uWu in uWu thee :3 a thousand ^-^ ewwows :3 nyote, -OwO But UwU 'tis x3 my >_< heawt :3 that loves >_> what ;;w;; they ^w^ despise, -Who uWu in ;;w;; despite of x3 view >_> is ^w^ pweased to ;;w;; dote. -x3 Nyow OwO awe >_< minye xDD caws with >w< thy >_< tongue's tune :3 dewighted, -x3 Nyow xDD tendew :33 feewing to UwU base >_> touches pwonye, -x3 Nyow x3 taste, nor :3 smeww, ^.^ desiwe to be >w< invited -;;w;; To xDD any sensual >_> feast with uWu thee ÚwÚ awonye: -OwO But x3 my five UwU wits, nor x3 my five :33 senses ^.^ can -ÚwÚ Dissuade one >_< foowish >_< heawt from serving ÚwÚ thee, -Who >w< weaves >_> unswayed x3 the xDD wikenyess of :3 a ^w^ man, -x3 Thy OwO pwoud heart's ;;w;; swave ÚwÚ and ^.^ vassaw uWu wwetch to x3 be: -Onwy x3 my pwague OwO thus uWu faw UwU I ;;w;; count x3 my :33 gain, -:33 That ^.^ she :3 that x3 makes ;;w;; me ^w^ sin, UwU awawds ;;w;; me OwO pain. - - -UwU 142 -Wuv >_> is x3 my ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu deaw viwtue hate, -Hate of x3 my ^w^ sin, >_< gwounded on x3 sinfuw >w< woving, -x3 O >_> but with >_> minye, compare xDD thou ^.^ thinye UwU own state, -xDD And xDD thou shalt find >w< it xDD mewits nyot reproving, -:33 Ow >_> if >w< it UwU do, nyot from UwU those lips of xDD thinye, -:33 That uWu have profaned uWu theiw x3 scawwet ornaments, -xDD And uWu seawed UwU fawse xDD bonds of wuv >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as >_> minye, -UwU Wobbed OwO othews' beds' revenues of uWu theiw >_> wents. -^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU I wuv uWu thee >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st ^w^ those, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ thinye eyes ^.^ woo >_< as >_< minye :33 impowtunye ÚwÚ thee, -ÚwÚ Woot pity uWu in >w< thy >_< heawt :3 that when >w< it >_> gwows, -x3 Thy pity OwO may OwO desewve to uWu pitied >w< be. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost >_> seek to uWu have >_> what xDD thou dost hide, -^-^ By sewf-exampwe uWu mayst xDD thou be uWu denyied. - - -UwU 143 ->_> Wo >_< as :3 a careful uWu huswife wuns to UwU catch, -x3 Onye of her feathewed ^-^ cweatuwes broke away, -^.^ Sets down her >w< babe ÚwÚ and x3 makes aww UwU swift dispatch -^w^ In pursuit of x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu stay: -Whilst her neglected chiwd ÚwÚ howds her uWu in uWu chase, ->w< Cwies to catch her x3 whose >w< busy :3 cawe >_> is xDD bent, -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow :3 that which fwies >w< befowe her face: -ÚwÚ Nyot pwizing her poor infant's discontent; -^w^ So >w< wun'st xDD thou ÚwÚ aftew :3 that which fwies from ÚwÚ thee, -Whilst UwU I >w< thy >w< babe OwO chase uWu thee afaw behind, -OwO But >_> if xDD thou catch >w< thy UwU hope turn back to ;;w;; me: -xDD And :33 pway x3 the ;;w;; mothew's >_> pawt, :3 kiss uWu me, be kind. -^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I pray :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst uWu have >w< thy ^.^ Wiww, -;;w;; If xDD thou turn back ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ woud :3 cwying xDD stiww. - - ->_> 144 -Two loves UwU I uWu have of uWu comfowt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despaiw, ->_< Which ^.^ wike >w< two ;;w;; spiwits UwU do ^.^ suggest ;;w;; me still, -uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ angew >_> is :3 a x3 man >w< wight fair: -uWu The >_> wowsew ^w^ spiwit :3 a OwO woman :3 cowouwed ill. -;;w;; To x3 win ;;w;; me >w< soon to heww x3 my >_< femawe x3 eviw, ->_> Tempteth x3 my xDD bettew ÚwÚ angew from x3 my side, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd corrupt x3 my ^.^ saint to be :3 a xDD deviw: ->_< Wooing :33 his xDD puwity with her fouw pwide. -xDD And >w< whethew :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ angew be turned ^.^ fiend, -ÚwÚ Suspect UwU I may, yet nyot xDD diwectwy uWu teww, -OwO But ^.^ being both from ;;w;; me both to >_< each fwiend, -UwU I guess one ÚwÚ angew uWu in another's uWu heww. -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ nye'ew ^.^ knyow >_> but ^w^ wive uWu in doubt, -Tiww x3 my :33 bad ÚwÚ angew fire x3 my ÚwÚ good one OwO out. - - -:3 145 ->w< Those lips :3 that >w< Wuv's UwU own uWu hand uWu did ;;w;; make, -Breathed fowth x3 the >_> sound :3 that uWu said ÚwÚ 'I UwU hate', -;;w;; To ;;w;; me :3 that :3 wanguished fow her >_< sake: -OwO But when ^.^ she saw x3 my ^.^ woefuw state, -UwU Stwaight uWu in her >_< heawt uWu did xDD mewcy come, -OwO Chiding :3 that >_> tongue :3 that OwO evew sweet, -Was used uWu in ^.^ giving ^-^ gentwe >w< doom: -xDD And ÚwÚ taught >w< it OwO thus xDD anyew to gweet: -ÚwÚ 'I OwO hate' ^.^ she altered with >w< an ^w^ end, -:33 That fowwowed >w< it >_< as ^-^ gentwe ^-^ day, -^-^ Doth ;;w;; fowwow >w< nyight who ^.^ wike :3 a >_< fiend -Fwom heaven to heww >_> is fwown xDD away. -ÚwÚ 'I UwU hate', from ^-^ hate OwO away ^.^ she :33 thwew, -xDD And ÚwÚ saved x3 my >w< wife :3 saying 'nyot >_< you'. - - ->_> 146 -OwO Poow :3 souw x3 the centwe of x3 my x3 sinfuw earth, -OwO My x3 sinfuw ^.^ eawth these rebel ÚwÚ powews x3 awway, -Why dost xDD thou pine within ÚwÚ and suffew dearth -Painting >w< thy :33 outwawd OwO wawws UwU so x3 costwy OwO gay? -Why UwU so large >_> cost xDD having UwU so showt :3 a lease, -uWu Dost xDD thou ;;w;; upon >w< thy >_> fading >_< mansion xDD spend? -Shall wowms x3 inhewitows of ÚwÚ this ^.^ excess -:33 Eat x3 up >w< thy charge? >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< thy body's >w< end? -UwU Then :3 souw ^w^ wive xDD thou ;;w;; upon >w< thy servant's woss, -xDD And wet :3 that pine to aggravate >w< thy >_> stowe; -xDD Buy terms divine uWu in ^-^ sewwing >_> houws of dwoss; -OwO Within be >_> fed, ^-^ without be rich nyo >_> mowe, -^w^ So UwU shaww xDD thou >w< feed on UwU death, :3 that xDD feeds on men, -xDD And :33 death >_> once >_< dead, there's nyo ^.^ mowe dying UwU then. - - -147 -OwO My wuv >_> is >_< as :3 a x3 fevew OwO wonging still, -For :3 that which longer nurseth x3 the ;;w;; disease, ->w< Feeding on :3 that which xDD doth pwesewve x3 the UwU iww, -xDD Th' :33 uncewtain >_> sickwy xDD appetite to please: -OwO My reason x3 the ^.^ physician to x3 my xDD wuv, -Angry :3 that :33 his prescriptions OwO awe nyot :33 kept ->_< Hath left uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I despewate nyow ^.^ appwuv, -Desire >_> is UwU death, which ;;w;; physic uWu did except. -^w^ Past >w< cuwe UwU I am, nyow reason >_> is x3 past care, -xDD And ^w^ fwantic-mad with evewmowe :33 unwest, -OwO My >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu discouwse >_< as ^-^ mad men's awe, -At ÚwÚ wandom from x3 the uWu twuth vainwy xDD expwessed. -For UwU I uWu have sworn uWu thee faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD thought uWu thee :3 bwight, -Who awt >_< as black >_< as >_> heww, >_< as dark >_< as OwO nyight. - - -;;w;; 148 -x3 O me! >_> what eyes hath wuv put uWu in x3 my head, ->_< Which uWu have nyo >w< cowwespondence with true UwU sight, -:33 Ow >_> if ;;w;; they have, :3 whewe >_> is x3 my ^w^ judgment fwed, -:33 That ^w^ censuwes :3 fawsewy >_> what ;;w;; they >_> see xDD awight? -;;w;; If :3 that be >w< faiw wheweon x3 my UwU fawse eyes ;;w;; dote, ->_> What means x3 the wowwd to >_> say >w< it >_> is nyot so? -;;w;; If >w< it be >_> nyot, xDD then wuv xDD doth weww denyote, ->w< Wuv's ^w^ eye >_> is nyot UwU so true >_< as aww ^-^ men's: no, -How ^.^ can :33 it? x3 O >w< how ^.^ can love's ^w^ eye be ^-^ twue, -:33 That >_> is UwU so ÚwÚ vexed with ^w^ watching ÚwÚ and with teaws? -No :3 mawvew xDD then ^w^ though UwU I ÚwÚ mistake x3 my ^.^ view, -uWu The sun >w< it self sees >_> nyot, >w< tiww heaven UwU cweaws. -x3 O x3 cunnying xDD wuv, with tears xDD thou :3 keep'st ;;w;; me ÚwÚ bwind, -Lest eyes uWu weww-seeing >w< thy fouw :33 fauwts >_> shouwd find. - - -;;w;; 149 -ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou x3 O ^-^ cwuew, >_> say UwU I wuv uWu thee >_> nyot, -x3 When UwU I OwO against x3 my self with uWu thee uWu pawtake? -Do UwU I nyot think on uWu thee when UwU I fowgot -^w^ Am of x3 my ;;w;; sewf, aww-tywant, fow >w< thy :33 sake? -Who hateth uWu thee :3 that UwU I UwU do caww x3 my fwiend, -On ÚwÚ whom xDD fwown'st xDD thou :3 that UwU I UwU do ^-^ fawn upon, -Nyay >_> if xDD thou OwO wouw'st on ;;w;; me UwU do UwU I nyot spend -xDD Wevenge ;;w;; upon x3 my self with xDD pwesent moan? ->_> What merit UwU do UwU I uWu in x3 my self wespect, -:33 That >_> is UwU so OwO pwoud >w< thy OwO sewvice to ^w^ despise, -x3 When aww x3 my best xDD doth :33 wowship >w< thy uWu defect, -x3 Commanded ^.^ by x3 the >_> motion of ^.^ thinye uWu eyes? -OwO But wuv ^-^ hate on fow nyow UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy UwU mind, ->w< Those :3 that ^.^ can >_> see xDD thou ^-^ wov'st, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am bwind. - - -:3 150 -x3 O from >_> what powew x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ this powerful xDD might, -With >_< insufficiency x3 my >_< heawt to sway, -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me UwU give x3 the >_< wie to x3 my true UwU sight, -xDD And >_< sweaw :3 that brightness xDD doth nyot xDD gwace x3 the >w< day? -OwO Whence x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ this >_< becoming of ^.^ things UwU iww, -:33 That uWu in x3 the xDD vewy refuse of >w< thy uWu deeds, ->_> Thewe >_> is xDD such ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and warrantise of ^-^ skiww, -:33 That uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind >w< thy worst aww best uWu exceeds? -Who ÚwÚ taught uWu thee >w< how to >_< make ;;w;; me wuv uWu thee >_> mowe, -uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I hear ÚwÚ and >_> see >w< just cause of x3 hate? -x3 O ^w^ though UwU I wuv >_> what ;;w;; othews UwU do abhow, -With ;;w;; othews xDD thou shouwdst nyot abhow x3 my state. -;;w;; If >w< thy ^w^ unwowthinyess ^w^ waised wuv uWu in uWu me, -uWu Mowe ÚwÚ wowthy UwU I to be beloved of thee. - - -^w^ 151 -Wuv >_> is ^w^ too xDD young to ^.^ knyow >_> what >_> conscience ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ Yet who xDD knyows nyot >_> conscience >_> is bown of love? -UwU Then ^-^ gentwe xDD cheatew urge nyot x3 my xDD amiss, -Lest guiwty of x3 my :33 fauwts >w< thy x3 sweet self ^.^ pwuv. -For xDD thou betwaying uWu me, UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ betway -OwO My >w< nyobwew ÚwÚ pawt to x3 my gwoss body's uWu tweason, -OwO My :3 souw xDD doth tell x3 my >w< body :3 that ^.^ he may, -Triumph uWu in xDD wuv, >w< fwesh uWu stays nyo ^-^ fawthew weason, -OwO But ;;w;; wising uWu at >w< thy xDD nyame xDD doth :33 point x3 out ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; As :33 his x3 twiumphant :33 pwize, OwO pwoud of ÚwÚ this pride, ->w< He >_> is UwU contented >w< thy poor drudge to be, -;;w;; To stand uWu in >w< thy ^-^ affaiws, faww ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ side. -No ^.^ want of >_> conscience howd >w< it :3 that UwU I >_> caww, -:3 Hew xDD wuv, fow x3 whose uWu deaw wuv UwU I rise ÚwÚ and UwU faww. - - -^w^ 152 -^w^ In >w< woving uWu thee xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU I ^w^ am forsworn, -OwO But xDD thou awt twice ;;w;; fowswown to ;;w;; me wuv uWu sweawing, -^w^ In ;;w;; act >w< thy OwO bed-vow broke ÚwÚ and x3 nyew :33 faith xDD town, -^w^ In vowing x3 nyew ^-^ hate ÚwÚ aftew x3 nyew wuv ^w^ beawing: -OwO But >w< why of >w< two OwO oaths' ^w^ bweach UwU do UwU I ;;w;; accuse ÚwÚ thee, -x3 When UwU I bweak twenty? UwU I ^w^ am >w< pewjuwed :3 most, -For aww x3 my x3 vows OwO awe >w< oaths >_> but to ^w^ misuse >_< thee: -xDD And aww x3 my xDD honyest :33 faith uWu in uWu thee >_> is :3 wost. -For UwU I uWu have sworn >_> deep >w< oaths of >w< thy >_> deep kindness: -UwU Oaths of >w< thy xDD wuv, >w< thy truth, >w< thy >_< constancy, -xDD And to ^w^ enwighten uWu thee uWu gave eyes to bwindnyess, -:33 Ow UwU made them >_< sweaw OwO against x3 the ^.^ thing ;;w;; they ^-^ see. -For UwU I uWu have sworn uWu thee fair: ^.^ mowe >w< pewjuwed I, -;;w;; To >_< sweaw OwO against x3 the uWu twuth UwU so fouw :3 a >w< be. - - ->_< 153 -x3 Cupid laid ^.^ by :33 his bwand ÚwÚ and UwU feww ^-^ asweep, -^-^ A >_< maid of Dian's ÚwÚ this ^w^ advantage >_> found, -xDD And :33 his >_> wuv-kindwing fire uWu did quickly ÚwÚ steep -^w^ In :3 a UwU cowd vawwey-fountain of :3 that ground: ->_< Which bowwowed from ÚwÚ this >w< howy fire of Wuv, -^-^ A datewess lively ^.^ heat still to xDD enduwe, -xDD And ^-^ gwew :3 a ÚwÚ seeting xDD bath which yet ;;w;; men prove, -^w^ Against ;;w;; stwange mawadies :3 a suvweign cure: -OwO But uWu at x3 my >_< mistwess' ^w^ eye >w< Wuv's bwand new-fired, -uWu The ;;w;; boy fow uWu twiaw >_< nyeeds ^.^ wouwd :33 touch x3 my UwU bweast, -UwU I >w< sick withal x3 the OwO hewp of xDD bath uWu desiwed, -xDD And uWu thithew hied :3 a >_> sad OwO distempewed :33 guest. -OwO But >_> found nyo ÚwÚ cuwe, x3 the xDD bath fow x3 my OwO hewp lies, -Whewe x3 Cupid ^w^ got x3 nyew x3 fiwe; x3 my >_< mistwess' :3 eyes. - - -;;w;; 154 -uWu The xDD wittwe >_< Wuv-god lying >_> once ^-^ asweep, -Waid ^.^ by :33 his x3 side :33 his ^w^ heawt-infwaming brand, -Whilst UwU many :3 nymphs :3 that >_> vowed >w< chaste >w< wife to uWu keep, ->_< Came ;;w;; twipping UwU by, >_> but uWu in her >_< maiden uWu hand, -uWu The >_> faiwest votary >_> took x3 up :3 that ^w^ fiwe, ->_< Which UwU many legions of true heawts xDD had >w< wawmed, -xDD And UwU so x3 the general of :3 hot >_> desiwe, -Was x3 sweeping ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; viwgin uWu hand :33 disawmed. -This bwand ^.^ she quenched uWu in :3 a :3 coow weww UwU by, ->_< Which from >w< Wuv's fire >_> took ^.^ heat >_> pewpetuaw, -Growing :3 a xDD bath ÚwÚ and OwO heawthfuw ^.^ wemedy, -For ;;w;; men >_> discased, >_> but UwU I x3 my >_< mistwess' OwO thwaww, ->_< Came there fow >w< cuwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^.^ by :3 that UwU I prove, ->w< Wuv's fire xDD heats >_< watew, UwU watew UwU coows nyot love. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1603 - -ÚwÚ AWWS ;;w;; WEWW ^-^ THAT OwO ENDS ;;w;; WEWW - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -;;w;; KING ÚwÚ OF FWANCE -^-^ THE ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >_> FWOWENCE -BERTRAM, xDD Count of >w< Wousiwwon -OwO WAFEU, >w< an ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wowd ->_> PAWOWWES, :3 a follower of :33 Bewtwam -OwO TWO >_< FWENCH LORDS, serving with :33 Bewtwam - -x3 STEWAWD, Sewvant to x3 the ^w^ Countess of >w< Wousiwwon ->_< WAVACHE, :3 a >_< cwown ÚwÚ and Sewvant to x3 the ^w^ Countess of >w< Wousiwwon -^-^ A PAGE, Sewvant to x3 the ^w^ Countess of >w< Wousiwwon - -^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ OF WOUSIWWON, mothew to :33 Bewtwam -x3 HEWENyA, :3 a :33 gentwewoman >_< pwotected ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ Countess -^-^ A >_< WIDOW ÚwÚ OF ^w^ FWOWENCE. -DIANA, daughter to x3 the UwU Widow - - -^w^ VIOWENTA, OwO nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to x3 the UwU Widow -MARIANA, OwO nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to x3 the UwU Widow - -;;w;; Wowds, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, ^-^ etc., OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Fwowentinye - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE: -:33 Wousiwwon; OwO Pawis; :3 Fwowence; ;;w;; Mawseiwwes - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew BERTRAM, x3 the ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ OF WOUSIWWON, x3 HEWENyA, ÚwÚ and OwO WAFEU, aww uWu in black - -COUNTESS. ^w^ In uWu dewivewing x3 my >_< son from uWu me, UwU I ^.^ buwy :3 a second husband. -BERTRAM. xDD And UwU I uWu in ^-^ going, UwU madam, xDD weep ^-^ o'ew x3 my father's :33 death anew; ->_> but UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend :33 his :33 Majesty's >_> command, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am nyow uWu in -:33 wawd, evewmowe uWu in subjection. -UwU WAFEU. >_> You UwU shaww find of x3 the ^w^ King :3 a ^.^ husband, x3 madam; UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 a -:33 fathew. >w< He :3 that UwU so ÚwÚ genyewawwy >_> is uWu at aww times ÚwÚ good ^w^ must of -;;w;; nyecessity howd :33 his viwtue to UwU you, x3 whose wowthinyess ^.^ wouwd stir >w< it -x3 up :3 whewe >w< it wanted, rather than ^.^ wack >w< it :3 whewe there >_> is xDD such -uWu abundance. -COUNTESS. >_> What UwU hope >_> is there of :33 his :33 Majesty's amendment? -UwU WAFEU. >w< He hath ÚwÚ abandon'd :33 his uWu physicians, x3 madam; :33 undew x3 whose -pwactices ^.^ he hath ^w^ pewsecuted time with hope, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds nyo othew -^w^ advantage uWu in x3 the xDD pwocess >_> but >w< onwy x3 the losing of UwU hope ^.^ by uWu time. -COUNTESS. This xDD young :33 gentwewoman xDD had :3 a ^-^ fathew- >_< O, :3 that 'had,' >w< how ->_> sad :3 a uWu passage uWu 'tis!-whose :3 skiww UwU was almost >_< as great >_< as :33 his -honyesty; xDD had >w< it ;;w;; stwetch'd UwU so far, ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ nyatuwe -immortal, ÚwÚ and :33 death >_> shouwd uWu have :33 pway fow ^.^ wack of >w< wowk. Wouwd, fow -x3 the >_< King's ^w^ sake, ^.^ he :3 wewe wiving! UwU I think >w< it ^.^ wouwd be x3 the :33 death of -x3 the >_< King's disease. -UwU WAFEU. How ^w^ caww'd xDD you x3 the x3 man xDD you speak :33 of, :33 madam? -COUNTESS. >w< He UwU was ^w^ famous, ^w^ siw, uWu in :33 his >_> pwofession, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU was :33 his -great >w< wight to be OwO so- Gerard UwU de Narbon. -UwU WAFEU. >w< He UwU was :3 excewwent :33 indeed, x3 madam; x3 the ^w^ King xDD vewy :3 watewy ^-^ spoke -of ^.^ him admiwingwy ÚwÚ and >_> mouwnyingwy; ^.^ he UwU was >_< skiwfuw enough to uWu have -liv'd still, >_> if >_< knyowwedge couwd be uWu set x3 up OwO against >_< mowtawity. -BERTRAM. >_> What >_> is :33 it, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ King uWu wanguishes UwU of? -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A xDD fistuwa, x3 my OwO wowd. -BERTRAM. UwU I heard nyot of >w< it befowe. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe nyot >w< nyotowious. Was ÚwÚ this :33 gentwewoman x3 the -daughter of Gerard UwU de :3 Nyawbon? -COUNTESS. ÚwÚ His sole child, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and bequeathed to x3 my -uvwwooking. UwU I uWu have UwU those hopes of her ÚwÚ good :3 that her education -promises; her ^w^ dispositions ^.^ she inherits, which x3 makes >w< faiw ^.^ gifts ->_> faiwew; fow :3 whewe >w< an uncwean ^-^ mind xDD cawwies virtuous qualities, -there commendations OwO go with UwU pity-they OwO awe uWu viwtues ÚwÚ and traitors -UwU too. ^w^ In her ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 the xDD bettew fow uWu theiw simpwenyess; ^.^ she x3 dewives -her :3 honyesty, ÚwÚ and achieves her >_< goodnyess. -UwU WAFEU. uWu Youw UwU commendations, UwU madam, get from her >w< teaws. -COUNTESS. 'Tis x3 the best ^-^ bwinye :3 a >_< maiden ^.^ can >_< season her praise ^.^ in. -uWu The wemembwance of her >w< fathew >_< nyevew >_< appwoaches her >_< heawt >_> but x3 the -uWu tywanny of her ^w^ sowwows UwU takes aww >_< wivewihood from her >w< cheek. No -^.^ mowe of uWu this, Hewenya; OwO go ^.^ to, nyo >_> mowe, xDD west >w< it be rather xDD thought -xDD you affect :3 a sorrow than to have- -HEWENyA. UwU I UwU do affect :3 a sorrow :33 indeed, >_> but UwU I uWu have >w< it UwU too. -UwU WAFEU. OwO Modewate wamentation >_> is x3 the >w< wight of x3 the dead: ^w^ excessive -grief x3 the ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the ^-^ wiving. -COUNTESS. ;;w;; If x3 the UwU wiving be ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the gwief, x3 the ^.^ excess x3 makes >w< it ->w< soon mowtaw. -BERTRAM. uWu Madam, UwU I ^.^ desiwe x3 youw >w< howy :33 wishes. -UwU WAFEU. How understand ^.^ we ^-^ that? -COUNTESS. ^w^ Be xDD thou ^.^ bwest, ^w^ Bewtwam, ÚwÚ and >_< succeed >w< thy >w< fathew -^w^ In :3 mannyews, >_< as uWu in >_< shape! x3 Thy :3 bwood ÚwÚ and viwtue -Contend fow empire uWu in ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy xDD goodnyess -Shawe with >w< thy >_> biwthwight! Wuv all, :33 twust :3 a ÚwÚ few, -Do wrong to x3 nyonye; be able fow ^.^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy -Rather uWu in powew than ^.^ use, ÚwÚ and >_< keep >w< thy :33 fwiend -;;w;; Undew >w< thy UwU own ^w^ wife's ;;w;; key; be ^.^ check'd fow siwence, -OwO But >_< nyevew x3 tax'd fow :33 speech. >_> What heaven ^.^ mowe :33 wiww, -:33 That uWu thee OwO may :3 fuwnyish, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< pwayews pluck ;;w;; down, -Fall on >w< thy ÚwÚ head! uWu Faweweww. OwO My uWu wowd, -'Tis >w< an UwU unseason'd :33 couwtiew; ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -Advise ^.^ him. -UwU WAFEU. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want x3 the best -:33 That UwU shaww >_< attend :33 his love. -COUNTESS. uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess x3 him! UwU Faweweww, ^w^ Bewtwam. uWu Exit -BERTRAM. uWu The best wishes :3 that ^.^ can be ÚwÚ fowg'd uWu in x3 youw >_< thoughts be -:3 sewvants to you! :33 [To OwO HEWENyA] ^w^ Be >w< comfowtabwe to x3 my :33 mothew, x3 youw -^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and >_< make much of her. -UwU WAFEU. UwU Faweweww, OwO pwetty ;;w;; wady; xDD you ^w^ must howd x3 the cwedit of x3 youw -:33 fathew. Exeunt >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LAFEU -HEWENyA. >_< O, :3 wewe :3 that :33 aww! UwU I think nyot on x3 my father; -xDD And these great tears xDD gwace :33 his wemembwance ^.^ mowe -Than UwU those UwU I x3 shed fow ^.^ him. >_> What UwU was ^.^ he ^.^ wike? -UwU I uWu have fowgot him; x3 my xDD imaginyation -Carries nyo ^.^ favouw OwO in't >_> but Bertram's. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 undonye; there >_> is nyo >w< wiving, nyonye, -;;w;; If :33 Bewtwam be xDD away. uWu 'Twewe aww one -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd wuv :3 a uWu bwight xDD pawticuwaw :33 staw -xDD And think to x3 wed :33 it, ^.^ he >_> is UwU so :33 abuv x3 me. -^w^ In :33 his uWu bwight >_> wadiance ÚwÚ and cowwatewaw >w< wight -:3 Must UwU I be ^.^ comfowted, nyot uWu in :33 his UwU sphewe. -xDD Th' ^-^ ambition uWu in x3 my wuv OwO thus plagues uWu itsewf: -uWu The >_> hind :3 that ^.^ wouwd be mated ^.^ by x3 the wion -:3 Must ^-^ die fow love. >_< 'Twas pretty, ^w^ though :3 a :3 pwague, -;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him every houw; to sit ÚwÚ and dwaw -ÚwÚ His arched brows, :33 his OwO hawking >_< eye, :33 his c-cuwws, -^w^ In UwU ouw heart's ^-^ tabwe-heawt ^w^ too capabwe -Of every winye ÚwÚ and twick of :33 his x3 sweet UwU favouw. -OwO But nyow uWu he's >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> idowatwous ^w^ fancy -:3 Must >_> sanctify :33 his wewics. Who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES - -:3 [Aside] x3 Onye :3 that xDD goes with ^.^ him. UwU I wuv ^.^ him fow :33 his >_< sake; -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him :3 a :3 nyotowious liar, -^w^ Think ^.^ him :3 a great uWu way x3 foow, solely :3 a ^-^ cowawd; -ÚwÚ Yet these fix'd ;;w;; eviws sit UwU so ;;w;; fit uWu in ^.^ him -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO take :33 pwace when viwtue's >w< steewy bones -Looks bleak :33 i' x3 th' UwU cowd :33 wind; withaw, full ;;w;; oft ^.^ we >_> see -x3 Cowd ^.^ wisdom uWu waiting on supewfwuous ^w^ fowwy. -PAROLLES. :3 Save UwU you, >w< faiw ^.^ queen! -HEWENyA. xDD And UwU you, monarch! -PAROLLES. No. -HEWENyA. xDD And >w< nyo. -PAROLLES. ^w^ Awe xDD you meditating on virginity? -HEWENyA. uWu Ay. >_> You uWu have x3 some stain of soldier uWu in uWu you; wet ;;w;; me ^w^ ask xDD you :3 a -x3 question. ^-^ Man >_> is ;;w;; enyemy to xDD viwginyity; >w< how OwO may ^.^ we uWu bawwicado >w< it -OwO against him? -PAROLLES. ^w^ Keep ^.^ him OwO out. -HEWENyA. OwO But ^.^ he >_> assaiws; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^-^ viwginyity, ^w^ though uWu vawiant uWu in x3 the -^w^ defence, yet >_> is ^.^ weak. Unfold to >_> us x3 some warlike resistance. -PAROLLES. >_> Thewe >_> is none. >_< Man, >w< setting down >w< befowe UwU you, xDD wiww -undewminye xDD you ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwow xDD you :33 up. -HEWENyA. :3 Bwess UwU ouw poor ^w^ viwginyity from undewminyews ÚwÚ and blowers-up! -Is there nyo x3 miwitawy UwU powicy >w< how viwgins ^w^ might ^w^ bwow x3 up men? -PAROLLES. Viwginyity ^.^ being >_> bwown ;;w;; down, x3 man xDD wiww uWu quickwiew be >_> bwown -xDD up; marry, uWu in ;;w;; bwowing ^.^ him down OwO again, with x3 the ^w^ bweach youwsewves -made, xDD you wose x3 youw >_> city. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ;;w;; powitic uWu in x3 the >_> commonweawth -of ÚwÚ nyatuwe to pwesewve virginity. ÚwÚ Woss of ^w^ viwginyity >_> is wationyaw -:3 incwease; ÚwÚ and there UwU was >_< nyevew ;;w;; viwgin ^w^ got >w< tiww ^w^ viwginyity UwU was xDD fiwst -:3 wost. :33 That xDD you :3 wewe UwU made of >_> is >_< metaw to >_< make virgins. Viwginyity -^.^ by ^.^ being >_> once wost OwO may be ;;w;; ten times xDD found; ^.^ by ^.^ being OwO evew kept, >w< it ->_> is OwO evew :3 wost. 'Tis ^w^ too UwU cowd :3 a companion; OwO away :33 with't. -HEWENyA. UwU I xDD wiww stand fow 't :3 a UwU wittwe, ^w^ though >_< thewefowe UwU I ^-^ die :3 a ->w< viwgin. -PAROLLES. >_> Thewe's xDD wittwe ^.^ can be uWu said uWu in UwU 't; UwU 'tis OwO against x3 the UwU wuwe -of :33 nyatuwe. ;;w;; To speak on x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ viwginyity >_> is to ;;w;; accuse x3 youw ->_> mothews; which >_> is UwU most >_< infawwibwe x3 disobedience. >w< He :3 that uWu hangs ->_< himsewf >_> is :3 a virgin; ^w^ viwginyity murders itself, ÚwÚ and >_> shouwd be -buried uWu in xDD highways, x3 out of aww ^-^ sanctified >_< wimit, >_< as :3 a despewate -xDD offendwess OwO against :33 nyatuwe. Viwginyity breeds >_< mites, much ^.^ wike :3 a ->_< cheese; >_< consumes itsewf to x3 the xDD vewy paring, ÚwÚ and UwU so dies with -feeding :33 his UwU own :33 stomach. :33 Besides, ^w^ viwginyity >_> is peevish, :3 pwoud, -idwe, UwU made of self-love, which >_> is x3 the UwU most >w< inhibited x3 sin uWu in x3 the -^w^ canyon. ^w^ Keep >w< it x3 nyot; xDD you ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but wose >_< by't. UwU Out :33 with't. -OwO Within ;;w;; ten xDD yeaw >w< it xDD wiww >_< make itsewf x3 ten, which >_> is :3 a xDD goodwy -:3 incwease; ÚwÚ and x3 the principal itsewf nyot much x3 the x3 wowse. UwU Away -:33 with't. -HEWENyA. How ^w^ might one UwU do, ^w^ siw, to wose >w< it to her UwU own >w< wiking? -PAROLLES. Let ;;w;; me ^-^ see. OwO Mawwy, :33 iww to ^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ nye'ew >w< it likes. -'Tis :3 a :3 commodity xDD wiww wose x3 the gloss with lying; x3 the longer kept, -x3 the less uWu wowth. :33 Off >_> with't OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_< vendibwe; answew x3 the time -of xDD wequest. Viwginyity, ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd couwtiew, ^-^ weaws her cap x3 out of -fashion, :33 wichwy ^-^ suited >_> but ÚwÚ unsuitabwe; >w< just ^.^ wike x3 the brooch ÚwÚ and -x3 the toothpick, which ^-^ weaw nyot now. uWu Youw uWu date >_> is xDD bettew uWu in x3 youw -OwO pie ÚwÚ and x3 youw porridge than uWu in x3 youw >w< cheek. xDD And x3 youw ^-^ viwginyity, -x3 youw ;;w;; owd ^-^ viwginyity, >_> is ^.^ wike one of UwU ouw OwO Fwench :33 withew'd uWu peaws: >w< it -:33 wooks UwU iww, >w< it ^w^ eats ÚwÚ dwiwy; marry, UwU 'tis :3 a :33 withew'd peaw; >w< it UwU was -formerly uWu bettew; marry, yet UwU 'tis :3 a :33 withew'd :3 peaw. Will xDD you -;;w;; anything with :33 it? -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 my ^w^ viwginyity >_> yet. ->_> Thewe UwU shaww x3 youw >_< mastew uWu have :3 a thousand wuvs, -^-^ A :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend, -^-^ A xDD phoenyix, ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and >w< an enyemy, -^-^ A OwO guide, :3 a xDD goddess, ÚwÚ and :3 a sovereign, -^-^ A xDD counsewwow, :3 a traitress, ÚwÚ and :3 a deaw; -ÚwÚ His humble ambition, OwO pwoud humility, -ÚwÚ His >_< jawwing concord, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ discowd dulcet, -ÚwÚ His ^w^ faith, :33 his x3 sweet disastew; with :3 a wowwd -Of pretty, fond, OwO adoptious >_< chwistendoms -:33 That ^.^ bwinking x3 Cupid ÚwÚ gossips. Now UwU shaww xDD he- -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ he >_< shaww. ^w^ God >_> send ^.^ him OwO weww! -uWu The ^w^ couwt's :3 a learning-place, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is UwU onye- -PAROLLES. >_> What one, :33 i' OwO faith? -HEWENyA. :33 That UwU I ÚwÚ wish well. 'Tis ;;w;; pity- -PAROLLES. x3 What's x3 pity? -HEWENyA. :33 That x3 wishing weww xDD had nyot :3 a >w< body OwO in't ->_< Which ^w^ might be felt; :3 that :33 we, x3 the x3 poowew born, ->_< Whose baser stars UwU do shut >_> us x3 up uWu in wishes, -^.^ Might with UwU effects of them ;;w;; fowwow UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends -xDD And x3 show >_> what ^.^ we awonye ^w^ must >_< think, which >_< nyevew -Returns >_> us :33 thanks. - -Entew ^.^ PAGE - -xDD PAGE. ;;w;; Monsieuw Parolles, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ;;w;; cawws fow OwO you. uWu Exit ^.^ PAGE -PAROLLES. >_< Wittwe Hewen, faweweww; >_> if UwU I ^.^ can remember ÚwÚ thee, UwU I xDD wiww -think of uWu thee uWu at >_< couwt. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; Monsieuw Parolles, xDD you :3 wewe bown :33 undew :3 a x3 chawitabwe uWu staw. -PAROLLES. ;;w;; Undew :33 Maws, ^.^ I. -HEWENyA. UwU I especially >_< think, :33 undew >_< Maws. -PAROLLES. Why :33 undew UwU Man? -HEWENyA. uWu The UwU waws hath UwU so :33 kept xDD you :33 undew :3 that xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be bown -:33 undew >_< Maws. -PAROLLES. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was predominant. -HEWENyA. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was wetwogwade, UwU I >_< think, rather. -PAROLLES. Why think xDD you so? -HEWENyA. >_> You OwO go UwU so much uWu backwawd when xDD you ^w^ fight. -PAROLLES. >w< That's fow uWu advantage. -HEWENyA. ^w^ So >_> is wunnying away, when feaw ^-^ pwoposes x3 the >_< safety: >_> but x3 the -composition :3 that x3 youw valour ÚwÚ and feaw x3 makes uWu in xDD you >_> is :3 a viwtue of -:3 a ÚwÚ good *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ weaw well. -PAROLLES. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so full of business UwU I ;;w;; cannyot answew uWu thee acutewy. UwU I -xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn :3 pewfect :33 couwtiew; uWu in x3 the which x3 my :33 instwuction UwU shaww -serve to >_> nyatuwawize ÚwÚ thee, UwU so xDD thou wiwt be capabwe of :3 a x3 couwtiew's -counsew, ÚwÚ and understand >_> what advice UwU shaww thwust ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee; >_> ewse -xDD thou ^.^ diest uWu in ^.^ thinye unthankfuwnyess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ ignyowance x3 makes -uWu thee xDD away. uWu Faweweww. x3 When xDD thou x3 hast >_> weisuwe, >_> say >w< thy pwayews; -when xDD thou x3 hast nyonye, remember >w< thy fwiends. >_< Get uWu thee :3 a ÚwÚ good -:33 husband ÚwÚ and use ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he x3 uses thee. So, farewell. -uWu Exit -HEWENyA. Our remedies ;;w;; oft uWu in ouwsewves UwU do wie, ->_< Which ^.^ we ascwibe to UwU heaven. uWu The :3 fated sky ->w< Gives >_> us fwee >_> scope; >w< onwy xDD doth uWu backwawd puww -Our slow designs when ^.^ we ouwsewves OwO awe duww. ->_> What powew >_> is >w< it which ^-^ mounts x3 my wuv UwU so UwU high, -:33 That x3 makes ;;w;; me see, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot >w< feed >_< minye ÚwÚ eye? -uWu The mightiest xDD space uWu in :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< bwings -;;w;; To ^w^ join ^.^ wike :3 wikes, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss ^.^ wike OwO nyative xDD things. -OwO Impossibwe be ;;w;; stwange OwO attempts to UwU those -:33 That >w< weigh uWu theiw ^w^ pains uWu in sense, ÚwÚ and UwU do ^.^ suppose ->_> What hath :33 been ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. Who OwO evew >_> stwuv -;;w;; To x3 show her merit :3 that uWu did ;;w;; miss her love? -uWu The >_< King's >w< disease-my UwU pwoject OwO may >w< deceive uWu me, -OwO But x3 my x3 intents OwO awe OwO fix'd, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot OwO weave x3 me. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. -Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, with letters, -ÚwÚ and divers OwO ATTENDANTS - ->w< KING. uWu The uWu Fwowentinyes ÚwÚ and Senoys OwO awe ^.^ by x3 th' ears; -:3 Have ÚwÚ fought with equal fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< continyue -^-^ A :33 bwaving waw. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ So UwU 'tis wepowted, sir. ->w< KING. Nyay, UwU 'tis UwU most cwedibwe. We OwO hewe receive :33 it, -^-^ A ÚwÚ cewtainty, ^.^ vouch'd from UwU ouw xDD cousin Austria, -With ^.^ caution, :3 that x3 the x3 Fwowentinye xDD wiww move >_> us -For UwU speedy aid; wherein UwU ouw deawest :33 fwiend -Pwejudicates x3 the business, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd xDD seem -;;w;; To uWu have >_> us >_< make OwO denyiaw. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ His wuv ÚwÚ and wisdom, -Approv'd UwU so to x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, OwO may pwead -For amplest >_> cwedence. ->w< KING. >w< He hath awm'd UwU ouw ÚwÚ answew, -xDD And xDD Fwowence >_> is >w< denyied >w< befowe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; -Yet, fow UwU ouw gentlemen :3 that >_> mean to >_> see -uWu The ^w^ Tuscan sewvice, freely uWu have ;;w;; they OwO weave -;;w;; To stand on xDD eithew part. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It weww OwO may serve -^-^ A OwO nyuwsewy to UwU ouw gentry, who OwO awe >w< sick -For :33 bweathing ÚwÚ and >_> expwoit. ->w< KING. x3 What's ^.^ he x3 comes hewe? - -Entew BERTRAM, OwO WAFEU, ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES - -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD Count :33 Wousiwwon, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -Young ^w^ Bewtwam. ->w< KING. ^w^ Youth, xDD thou >_< beaw'st >w< thy father's face; -ÚwÚ Fwank nyatuwe, rather curious than uWu in xDD haste, ->_< Hath weww xDD compos'd thee. x3 Thy father's :3 mowaw parts -xDD Mayst xDD thou x3 inhewit ;;w;; too! Welcome to Paris. -BERTRAM. OwO My thanks ÚwÚ and >_> duty OwO awe x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty's. ->w< KING. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had :3 that corporal ^w^ soundnyess now, -;;w;; As when >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ and mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ fwiendship -First ;;w;; twied UwU ouw soldiership. >w< He uWu did wook uWu faw -^.^ Into x3 the OwO sewvice of x3 the time, ÚwÚ and UwU was -Discipled of x3 the bravest. >w< He wasted xDD wong; -OwO But on >_> us both uWu did >_< haggish age ^.^ steaw ;;w;; on, -xDD And ÚwÚ wowe >_> us x3 out of act. ^.^ It much repairs ;;w;; me -;;w;; To tawk of x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. ^w^ In :33 his :33 youth ->w< He xDD had x3 the wit which UwU I ^.^ can weww uWu obsewve -OwO To-day uWu in UwU ouw xDD young :3 wowds; >_> but ;;w;; they OwO may xDD jest -Tiww uWu theiw UwU own ^w^ scown ^-^ wetuwn to them unnyoted -Ere ;;w;; they ^.^ can hide uWu theiw levity uWu in honyouw. -^w^ So ^.^ wike :3 a couwtiew, x3 contempt nor uWu bittewnyess -^.^ Wewe uWu in :33 his >_< pwide ow x3 shawpnyess; >_> if ;;w;; they uWu wewe, -ÚwÚ His equal xDD had :33 awak'd OwO them; ÚwÚ and :33 his honyouw, -Clock to itself, UwU knyew x3 the true minyute when ->_< Exception bid ^.^ him :3 speak, ÚwÚ and uWu at ÚwÚ this time -ÚwÚ His >_> tongue obey'd :33 his >w< hand. Who :3 wewe bewow ^.^ him ->w< He ;;w;; us'd >_< as ^-^ cweatuwes of anyothew pwace; -xDD And uWu bow'd :33 his eminyent ;;w;; top to uWu theiw wow ranks, -^.^ Making them OwO pwoud of :33 his humility -^w^ In uWu theiw poor praise ^.^ he humbled. >w< Such :3 a x3 man -^.^ Might be :3 a copy to these :3 youngew x3 times; ->_< Which, fowwowed weww, ^.^ wouwd demonstrate them nyow -OwO But :33 goews backwawd. -BERTRAM. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ good ^w^ wemembwance, ^w^ siw, -Lies xDD wichew uWu in x3 youw >_< thoughts than on :33 his UwU tomb; -^w^ So uWu in approof ;;w;; wives nyot :33 his UwU epitaph -;;w;; As uWu in x3 youw royal :33 speech. ->w< KING. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe with x3 him! >w< He ^.^ wouwd awways UwU say- -Methinks UwU I hear ^.^ him >_< nyow; :33 his pwausive wowds ->w< He scatter'd nyot uWu in ;;w;; eaws, >_> but uWu gwafted them -;;w;; To gwow thewe, ÚwÚ and to beaw- ^w^ 'Wet ;;w;; me nyot live'- -This :33 his ÚwÚ good ^-^ mewanchowy ;;w;; oft began, -On x3 the catastrophe ÚwÚ and OwO heew of >_< pastime, -x3 When >w< it UwU was >_< out-'Wet ;;w;; me nyot live' quoth ^.^ he -'After x3 my fwame lacks ÚwÚ oiw, to be x3 the ;;w;; snyuff -Of :3 youngew ^.^ spiwits, x3 whose x3 appwehensive :33 senses -All >_> but x3 nyew ^.^ things uWu disdain; x3 whose ^.^ judgments OwO awe -Mere uWu fathews of uWu theiw UwU gawments; x3 whose ÚwÚ constancies -Expiwe >w< befowe uWu theiw fashions.' This ^.^ he UwU wish'd. -I, ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, UwU do ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him ÚwÚ wish :3 too, -Since UwU I nor OwO wax nor honey ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing ^.^ home, -UwU I quickly :3 wewe ;;w;; dissowved from x3 my xDD hive, -;;w;; To UwU give x3 some wabouwews uWu woom. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu You'we loved, siw; -^-^ They :3 that least xDD wend >w< it xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ wack xDD you fiwst. ->w< KING. UwU I ^w^ fiww :3 a pwace, UwU I uWu knyow't. How ^-^ wong >w< is't, ^.^ Count, -Since x3 the ^.^ physician uWu at x3 youw father's UwU died? ->w< He UwU was much :3 fam'd. -BERTRAM. ;;w;; Some six ^w^ months since, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< KING. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe >w< wiving, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> twy ^.^ him UwU yet- -uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< an arm-the xDD west uWu have wown ;;w;; me x3 out -With sevewaw ^-^ appwications. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and sicknyess -xDD Debate >w< it uWu at uWu theiw xDD weisuwe. Welcome, :33 Count; -OwO My ÚwÚ son's nyo ÚwÚ deawew. -BERTRAM. ^-^ Thank x3 youw >_< Majesty. Exeunt [Flourish] - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew uWu COUNTESS, x3 STEWAWD, ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -COUNTESS. UwU I xDD wiww nyow :3 heaw; >_> what >_> say xDD you of ÚwÚ this gentwewoman? -STEWARD. uWu Madam, x3 the :3 cawe UwU I uWu have xDD had to even x3 youw :3 content UwU I ÚwÚ wish -^w^ might be >_> found uWu in x3 the calendar of x3 my x3 past endeavours; fow xDD then ^.^ we -;;w;; wound UwU ouw OwO modesty, ÚwÚ and >_< make fouw x3 the :3 cweawnyess of UwU ouw deservings, -when of ouwsewves ^.^ we xDD pubwish OwO them. -COUNTESS. >_> What does ÚwÚ this x3 knyave hewe? >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, sirrah. uWu The ->w< compwaints UwU I uWu have heard of xDD you UwU I UwU do nyot aww >w< bewieve; UwU 'tis x3 my -slowness :3 that UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ wack nyot >w< fowwy to :3 commit -them ÚwÚ and uWu have ability enough to >_< make xDD such knaveries x3 youws. -uWu CWOWN. 'Tis nyot unknown to UwU you, UwU madam, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor UwU fewwow. -COUNTESS. xDD Weww, sir. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so weww :3 that UwU I ^w^ am OwO poow, ^w^ though UwU many of -x3 the rich OwO awe x3 damn'd; >_> but >_> if UwU I OwO may uWu have x3 youw uWu wadyship's ÚwÚ good xDD wiww -to OwO go to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, Isbel x3 the OwO woman ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as ^.^ we may. -COUNTESS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_< nyeeds be :3 a ^.^ beggaw? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ beg x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 case. -COUNTESS. ^w^ In >_> what x3 case? -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ In Isbew's case ÚwÚ and >_< minye own. ;;w;; Sewvice >_> is nyo ;;w;; hewitage; ÚwÚ and UwU I -think UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew uWu have x3 the >_> bwessing of ^w^ God >w< tiww UwU I uWu have x3 issue ^.^ o' -x3 my >w< body; fow ;;w;; they >_> say ^-^ bames OwO awe blessings. -COUNTESS. Teww ;;w;; me >w< thy reason >w< why xDD thou wiwt marry. -uWu CWOWN. OwO My poor ;;w;; body, UwU madam, uWu wequiwes :3 it. UwU I ^w^ am driven on ^.^ by x3 the -flesh; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ must >_< nyeeds OwO go :3 that x3 the ^.^ deviw dwives. -COUNTESS. Is ÚwÚ this aww x3 youw ^w^ wowship's uWu weason? -uWu CWOWN. Faith, UwU madam, UwU I uWu have othew >w< howy ^w^ weasons, xDD such >_< as ;;w;; they x3 awe. -COUNTESS. ^-^ May x3 the wowwd ^.^ knyow them? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, UwU madam, :3 a wicked x3 cweatuwe, >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ and aww >w< fwesh -ÚwÚ and :3 bwood >_< awe; x3 and, :33 indeed, UwU I UwU do marry :3 that UwU I OwO may wepent. -COUNTESS. x3 Thy ^.^ mawwiage, :33 soonyew than >w< thy ^w^ wickednyess. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out ^.^ o' OwO fwiends, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope to uWu have ^w^ fwiends fow -x3 my ^w^ wife's sake. -COUNTESS. >w< Such ^w^ fwiends OwO awe ^.^ thinye UwU enyemies, knave. -uWu CWOWN. Y'awe ^w^ shawwow, xDD madam-in great >_< fwiends; fow x3 the knyaves come -to UwU do :3 that fow ;;w;; me which UwU I ^w^ am >_> aweawy uWu of. >w< He :3 that OwO eaws x3 my ÚwÚ wand -spares x3 my ^w^ team, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me OwO weave to uWu in x3 the crop. ;;w;; If UwU I be :33 his -^w^ cuckowd, uWu he's x3 my >_> dwudge. >w< He :3 that UwU comfowts x3 my >w< wife >_> is x3 the -chewishew of x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; ^.^ he :3 that >_< chewishes x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and -:3 bwood loves x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; ^.^ he :3 that loves x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood ->_> is x3 my fwiend; ergo, ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ kisses x3 my >w< wife >_> is x3 my :3 fwiend. ;;w;; If ;;w;; men -couwd be UwU contented to be >_> what ;;w;; they awe, there :3 wewe nyo feaw uWu in -mawwiage; fow xDD young Charbon x3 the ^.^ puwitan ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd Poysam x3 the -x3 papist, howsome'ew uWu theiw heawts OwO awe sever'd uWu in ^w^ wewigion, uWu theiw -heads OwO awe both onye; ;;w;; they OwO may jowl >w< howns togethew ^.^ wike xDD any >w< deew -:33 i' x3 th' x3 hewd. -COUNTESS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO evew be :3 a uWu fouw-mouth'd ÚwÚ and uWu cawumnyious >_< knyave? -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ A :33 pwophet I, x3 madam; ÚwÚ and UwU I speak x3 the uWu twuth x3 the :3 nyext >_< way: - -For UwU I x3 the >w< bawwad xDD wiww :33 wepeat, ->_< Which ;;w;; men full true UwU shaww ÚwÚ find: -uWu Youw ^.^ mawwiage x3 comes ^.^ by destiny, -uWu Youw ;;w;; cuckoo ^-^ sings ^.^ by kind. - -COUNTESS. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, siw; I'll tawk with xDD you ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. -STEWARD. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, UwU madam, :3 that ^.^ he bid :33 Hewen come to OwO you. -Of her UwU I ^w^ am to >_< speak. -COUNTESS. Siwwah, tell x3 my :33 gentwewoman UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with >w< hew; :33 Hewen -UwU I x3 mean. -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] - -'Was ÚwÚ this >w< faiw OwO face x3 the ^-^ cause' quoth ^.^ she -UwU 'Why x3 the xDD Gwecians sacked >w< Twoy? -^w^ Fond :33 donye, donye fond, -Was ÚwÚ this ^w^ King ^w^ Pwiam's >_> joy?' -With :3 that ^.^ she :3 sighed >_< as ^.^ she >_> stood, -With :3 that ^.^ she :3 sighed >_< as ^.^ she >_> stood, -xDD And uWu gave ÚwÚ this :33 sentence >_< then: -;;w;; 'Among >w< nyinye :33 bad >_> if one be UwU good, ->_> Among >w< nyinye :33 bad >_> if one be UwU good, ->_> Thewe's yet one ÚwÚ good uWu in uWu ten.' - -COUNTESS. What, one ÚwÚ good uWu in >w< ten? >_> You corrupt x3 the song, sirrah. -uWu CWOWN. x3 Onye ÚwÚ good OwO woman uWu in x3 ten, UwU madam, which >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ puwifying ^.^ o' x3 th' -:33 song. Wouwd ^w^ God ^.^ wouwd serve x3 the wowwd UwU so aww x3 the year! ^-^ We'd find -nyo ;;w;; fauwt with x3 the >_> tithe-woman, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe x3 the parson. x3 Onye uWu in x3 ten, -quoth 'a! ^-^ An ^.^ we ^w^ might uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO woman bown >w< befowe every blazing -UwU staw, ow uWu at >w< an earthquake, ^w^ 'twouwd mend x3 the ^-^ wottewy well: :3 a x3 man -OwO may dwaw :33 his >_< heawt x3 out ere xDD 'a pluck onye. -COUNTESS. You'll be >w< gonye, ^w^ siw ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ command OwO you. -uWu CWOWN. :33 That x3 man >_> shouwd be uWu at xDD woman's >_> command, ÚwÚ and yet nyo ÚwÚ huwt uWu donye! -;;w;; Though honesty be nyo puritan, yet >w< it xDD wiww UwU do nyo huwt; >w< it xDD wiww -^-^ weaw x3 the ÚwÚ suwpwice of humility uvw x3 the black ÚwÚ gown of :3 a big ;;w;; heawt. -UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ going, ^-^ fowsooth. uWu The business >_> is fow :33 Hewen to come hithew. -uWu Exit -COUNTESS. xDD Weww, now. -STEWARD. UwU I knyow, UwU madam, xDD you wuv x3 youw :33 gentwewoman xDD entiwewy. -COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Faith UwU I xDD do. :3 Hew >w< fathew uWu bequeath'd her to OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -herself, ^-^ without othew ÚwÚ advantage, OwO may wawfuwwy >_< make ;;w;; titwe to >_< as -much wuv >_< as ^.^ she >_> finds. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ^w^ owing her than >_> is paid; ÚwÚ and -^.^ mowe UwU shaww be paid her than ^.^ she'ww >_> demand. -STEWARD. uWu Madam, UwU I UwU was xDD vewy wate ^.^ mowe nyeaw her than UwU I think ^.^ she ->w< wish'd x3 me. uWu Awonye ^.^ she UwU was, ÚwÚ and uWu did >_> communyicate to herself her UwU own -wowds to her UwU own ears; ^.^ she ^-^ thought, UwU I dawe vow fow hew, ;;w;; they -touch'd nyot xDD any stwangew ÚwÚ sense. :3 Hew ;;w;; mattew UwU was, ^.^ she xDD wuvd x3 youw -OwO son. ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^.^ she said, UwU was nyo xDD goddess, :3 that xDD had put xDD such -^.^ diffewence betwixt uWu theiw >w< two estates; Wuv nyo ^.^ god, :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot -:3 extend :33 his ^w^ might >w< onwy :3 whewe :33 quawities :3 wewe ^.^ wevew; Diana nyo >_< queen -of ^-^ viwgins, :3 that ^.^ wouwd suffew her poor knight suwpwis'd ^-^ without -OwO wescue uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst uWu assauwt, ow wansom afterward. This ^.^ she -:33 dewivew'd uWu in x3 the UwU most UwU bittew :33 touch of sorrow :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heard -;;w;; viwgin excwaim UwU in; which UwU I hewd x3 my >_> duty :33 speediwy to >w< acquaint xDD you -withal; ^w^ sithence, uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss :3 that OwO may happen, >w< it uWu concewns xDD you -^-^ something to ^.^ knyow :3 it. -COUNTESS. YOU uWu have UwU dischawg'd ÚwÚ this >_< honyestwy; >_< keep >w< it to OwO youwsewf. -xDD Many wikewihoods inform'd ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this x3 befowe, which UwU hung UwU so -:3 tott'wing uWu in x3 the ^w^ bawance :3 that UwU I couwd :3 nyeithew ^-^ bewieve nor -:33 misdoubt. >_> Pway xDD you OwO weave x3 me. Stall ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 youw x3 bosom; ÚwÚ and UwU I ->_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw xDD honyest >w< cawe. UwU I xDD wiww speak with xDD you further -x3 anyon. uWu Exit :3 STEWAWD - -Entew HEWENyA - -Even UwU so >w< it UwU was with ;;w;; me when UwU I UwU was ^w^ young. -;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ we OwO awe nyatuwe's, these OwO awe >_> ouws; ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ thown -^-^ Doth to UwU ouw wose of :33 youth rightly ^-^ bewong; -Our :3 bwood to us, ÚwÚ this to UwU ouw :3 bwood >_> is born. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the x3 show ÚwÚ and UwU seaw of ;;w;; nyatuwe's truth, -Whewe love's >w< stwong passion >_> is xDD impwess'd uWu in >_< youth. -^-^ By UwU ouw xDD wemembwances of OwO days foregone, ->w< Such :3 wewe UwU ouw fauwts, ow xDD then ^.^ we xDD thought them none. -:3 Hew ^w^ eye >_> is >w< sick ^-^ on't; UwU I uWu obsewve her now. -HEWENyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, :33 madam? -COUNTESS. >_> You knyow, Hewen, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a mothew to OwO you. -HEWENyA. Mine ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ mistwess. -COUNTESS. Nyay, :3 a x3 mothew. -Why nyot :3 a mothew? x3 When UwU I uWu said xDD 'a mother,' -:33 Methought xDD you saw :3 a serpent. x3 What's uWu in 'mothew' -:33 That xDD you start uWu at :33 it? UwU I >_> say UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :33 mothew, -xDD And put xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ catawogue of UwU those -:33 That :3 wewe enwombed ^w^ minye. 'Tis often :3 seen ->w< Adoption :3 stwives with nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and UwU choice breeds -^-^ A OwO nyative swip to >_> us from :33 foweign ^-^ seeds. ->_> You ^w^ nye'ew :33 oppwess'd ;;w;; me with :3 a ;;w;; mothew's gwoan, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I express to xDD you :3 a ;;w;; mothew's >w< cawe. ->_> God's mercy, ;;w;; maiden! does >w< it curd >w< thy :3 bwood -;;w;; To >_> say UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy mothew? x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, -:33 That ÚwÚ this OwO distempewed :3 messengew of uWu wet, -uWu The xDD many-cowouw'd Iwis, wounds ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ eye? -Why, :3 that xDD you OwO awe x3 my daughter? -HEWENyA. :33 That UwU I ^w^ am not. -COUNTESS. UwU I >_> say UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw x3 mothew. -HEWENyA. Pawdon, UwU madam. -uWu The xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon ;;w;; cannyot be x3 my ^-^ bwothew: -UwU I ^w^ am from humble, ^.^ he from honyouwed UwU nyame; -No ^-^ nyote ;;w;; upon x3 my pawents, :33 his aww noble. -OwO My ^.^ mastew, x3 my uWu deaw ;;w;; wowd ^.^ he is; ÚwÚ and UwU I -ÚwÚ His xDD sewvant x3 wive, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :33 his ^.^ vassaw die. ->w< He ^w^ must nyot be x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -COUNTESS. x3 Nyow UwU I x3 youw mothew? -HEWENyA. >_> You OwO awe x3 my :33 mothew, x3 madam; ^.^ wouwd xDD you were- -^w^ So :3 that x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son :3 wewe nyot x3 my bwothew- -:33 Indeed x3 my mothew! :33 Ow :3 wewe xDD you both UwU ouw mothews, -UwU I :3 cawe nyo ^.^ mowe fow than UwU I UwU do fow ^.^ heaven, -^w^ So UwU I :3 wewe nyot :33 his sister. uWu Can't nyo ÚwÚ othew, -But, UwU I x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, ^.^ he ^w^ must be x3 my bwothew? -COUNTESS. Yes, Hewen, xDD you ^w^ might be x3 my daughter-in-law. -^w^ God OwO shiewd xDD you >_> mean >w< it ^w^ nyot! 'daughter' ÚwÚ and 'mothew' -^w^ So strive ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ puwse. What! pawe ^w^ again? -OwO My feaw hath UwU catch'd x3 youw >_< fondnyess. Now UwU I >_> see -uWu The ÚwÚ myst'wy of x3 youw ;;w;; wonyewinyess, ÚwÚ and find -uWu Youw ^-^ sawt teaws' >_> head. Now to aww sense UwU 'tis gwoss ->_> You wuv x3 my son; >w< invention >_> is asham'd, -^w^ Against x3 the pwocwamation of >w< thy ^-^ passion, -;;w;; To >_> say xDD thou dost not. Therefore tell ;;w;; me true; -OwO But tell ;;w;; me >w< then, UwU 'tis so; for, look, >w< thy >_> cheeks -^w^ Confess :33 it, x3 th' one to x3 th' >w< othew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye eyes -xDD See >w< it UwU so grossly OwO shown uWu in >w< thy behaviours -:33 That uWu in uWu theiw uWu kind ;;w;; they speak uWu it; >w< onwy x3 sin -xDD And hewwish obstinacy :33 tie >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, -:33 That uWu twuth >_> shouwd be >_> suspected. ÚwÚ Speak, :3 is't so? -;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; wound :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ cwew; -;;w;; If >w< it be >_> nyot, :33 fowsweaw't; UwU howe'ew, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; As heaven UwU shaww ^.^ wowk uWu in ;;w;; me fow ^.^ thinye :33 avaiw, -;;w;; To tell ;;w;; me UwU twuwy. -HEWENyA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, UwU pawdon x3 me. -COUNTESS. Do xDD you wuv x3 my uWu son? -HEWENyA. uWu Youw pardon, x3 nyobwe ^w^ mistwess. -COUNTESS. Wuv xDD you x3 my uWu son? -HEWENyA. Do nyot xDD you wuv :3 him, :33 madam? -COUNTESS. Go nyot >_> about; x3 my wuv hath OwO in't :3 a :3 bond -:3 Wheweof x3 the wowwd UwU takes note. ^.^ Come, come, discwose -uWu The >w< state of x3 youw ^w^ affection; fow x3 youw passions -:3 Have to x3 the full appeach'd. -HEWENyA. UwU Then UwU I >_> confess, -:3 Hewe on x3 my OwO knyee, >w< befowe xDD high heaven ÚwÚ and UwU you, -:33 That >w< befowe UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 nyext >w< unto xDD high ^.^ heaven, -UwU I wuv x3 youw OwO son. -OwO My ^w^ fwiends :3 wewe OwO poow, >_> but xDD honyest; so's x3 my love. -^w^ Be nyot ^.^ offended, fow >w< it OwO huwts nyot ^.^ him -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 wov'd of OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him nyot -^-^ By xDD any ;;w;; token of pwesumptuous ^.^ suit, -x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have ^.^ him >w< tiww UwU I UwU do OwO desewve him; -ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow >w< how :3 that desewt >_> shouwd >w< be. -UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I wuv uWu in vain, strive OwO against >_> hope; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu captious ÚwÚ and intenyibwe ^w^ sieve -UwU I still pouw uWu in x3 the watews of x3 my xDD wuv, -xDD And ^.^ wack nyot to wose xDD stiww. Thus, ÚwÚ Indian-wike, -Wewigious uWu in >_< minye error, UwU I >_> adowe -uWu The sun :3 that :33 wooks ;;w;; upon :33 his worshipper -OwO But xDD knyows of ^.^ him nyo more. OwO My deawest UwU madam, -Let nyot x3 youw ^-^ hate x3 encountew with x3 my xDD wuv, -For >w< woving :3 whewe xDD you do; >_> but >_> if yourself, ->_< Whose ^-^ aged honour :33 cites :3 a virtuous youth, -Did OwO evew uWu in UwU so true :3 a fwame of UwU wiking -^-^ Wish x3 chastewy ÚwÚ and wuv ÚwÚ deawwy :3 that x3 youw uWu Dian -Was both herself ÚwÚ and >w< Wuv; >_< O, >w< then, UwU give pity -;;w;; To her x3 whose >w< state >_> is xDD such :3 that ;;w;; cannyot choose -OwO But xDD wend ÚwÚ and UwU give :3 whewe ^.^ she >_> is >_< suwe to OwO wose; -:33 That >_> seeks nyot to find :3 that her ^-^ seawch impwies, -But, riddle-like, ;;w;; wives sweetly :3 whewe ^.^ she dies! -COUNTESS. xDD Had xDD you nyot :3 watewy >w< an ÚwÚ intent-speak >_< twuwy- -;;w;; To OwO go to uWu Pawis? -HEWENyA. uWu Madam, UwU I xDD had. -COUNTESS. Whewefowe? Teww true. -HEWENyA. UwU I xDD wiww tell truth; ^.^ by xDD gwace itsewf UwU I OwO sweaw. ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< fathew left ;;w;; me x3 some prescriptions -Of OwO wawe ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwov'd ^-^ effects, xDD such >_< as :33 his weading -xDD And UwU manyifest UwU expewience xDD had collected -For general >_< suvweignty; ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he >_> wiww'd ;;w;; me -^w^ In heedfull'st wesewvation to bestow ÚwÚ them, -;;w;; As >_> nyotes x3 whose faculties inclusive :3 wewe -uWu Mowe than ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in note. ^-^ Amongst x3 the xDD west ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ wemedy, OwO appwov'd, uWu set ;;w;; down, -;;w;; To >w< cuwe x3 the despewate ;;w;; wanguishings xDD wheweof -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is render'd :3 wost. -COUNTESS. This UwU was x3 youw motive -For >_< Pawis, UwU was :33 it? :33 Speak. -HEWENyA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son UwU made ;;w;; me to think of uWu this, -^-^ Ewse >_< Pawis, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ medicinye, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO King, -xDD Had from x3 the ^w^ convewsation of x3 my >_< thoughts -Haply :33 been absent UwU then. -COUNTESS. OwO But think UwU you, Hewen, -;;w;; If xDD you >_> shouwd xDD tendew x3 youw ^.^ supposed ^w^ aid, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd receive :33 it? >w< He ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 physicians -^w^ Awe of :3 a xDD mind: xDD he, :3 that ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp him; ->_> They, :3 that ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; hewp. How UwU shaww ;;w;; they cwedit -^-^ A poor unweawnyed xDD viwgin, when x3 the ^-^ schoows, -:3 Emboweww'd of uWu theiw >_< doctwinye, uWu have wet x3 off -uWu The danger to ÚwÚ itsewf? -HEWENyA. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something OwO in't -uWu Mowe than x3 my father's ^-^ skiww, which UwU was x3 the gweat'st -Of :33 his >_> pwofession, :3 that :33 his ÚwÚ good :33 weceipt -Shall fow x3 my wegacy be ^-^ sanctified -^-^ By x3 th' uWu wuckiest stars uWu in xDD heaven; x3 and, ^.^ wouwd x3 youw honour -OwO But UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to >_> twy uWu success, ;;w;; I'd venture -uWu The x3 weww-wost >w< wife of >_< minye on :33 his ;;w;; Gwace's x3 cuwe. -^-^ By xDD such :3 a day ÚwÚ and hour. -COUNTESS. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< bewieve't? -HEWENyA. Ay, UwU madam, >w< knyowingwy. -COUNTESS. Why, Hewen, xDD thou shalt uWu have x3 my OwO weave ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, ->_> Means ÚwÚ and uWu attendants, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving ^.^ gweetings -;;w;; To UwU those of >_< minye uWu in >_< couwt. I'll xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home, -xDD And pray >_> God's >_> bwessing x3 into >w< thy attempt. -^w^ Be >_> gonye to-morrow; ÚwÚ and be >_< suwe of uWu this, ->_> What UwU I ^.^ can OwO hewp uWu thee to xDD thou shalt nyot uWu miss. Exeunt - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING with divers xDD young ;;w;; WOWDS :3 taking OwO weave -fow x3 the x3 Fwowentinye UwU waw; >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and PAROLLES; OwO ATTENDANTS - ->w< KING. UwU Faweweww, xDD young :3 wowds; these >_< waw-wike principles -Do nyot ^-^ thwow from OwO you. xDD And UwU you, x3 my wowds, faweweww; -Shawe x3 the advice betwixt uWu you; >_> if both ^.^ gain all, -uWu The ^w^ gift xDD doth stretch itsewf >_< as UwU 'tis weceiv'd, -xDD And >_> is enough fow xDD both. -uWu FIWST WOWD. 'Tis UwU ouw hope, ^w^ siw, ->w< Aftew ^-^ weww-ent'wed xDD sowdiews, to ^-^ wetuwn -xDD And find x3 youw Gwace uWu in ^-^ heawth. ->w< KING. :3 Nyo, no, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be; ÚwÚ and yet x3 my >_< heawt -Will nyot x3 confess ^.^ he >_> owes x3 the ^w^ mawady -:33 That xDD doth x3 my >w< wife uWu besiege. UwU Faweweww, xDD young :3 wowds; -Whethew UwU I ^w^ wive ow >_> die, be xDD you x3 the xDD sons -Of ÚwÚ wowthy :33 Fwenchmen; wet :3 highew x3 Itawy- ->w< Those bated :3 that x3 inhewit >_> but x3 the faww -Of x3 the >w< wast uWu monyawchy-see :3 that xDD you come -ÚwÚ Nyot to ^.^ woo honyouw, >_> but to x3 wed uWu it; when -uWu The ÚwÚ bwavest >_< questant shwinks, find >_> what xDD you seek, -:33 That fame OwO may cwy xDD you ^.^ awoud. UwU I >_> say farewell. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Heawth, uWu at x3 youw bidding, serve x3 youw Majesty! ->w< KING. >w< Those giwws of Italy, OwO take :3 heed of OwO them; -^-^ They >_> say UwU ouw OwO Fwench ^.^ wack language to deny, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they :3 demand; UwU bewawe of ^.^ being captives -^.^ Befowe xDD you ^.^ sewve. -ÚwÚ BOTH. Our heawts receive x3 youw ^.^ wawnyings. ->w< KING. uWu Faweweww. :33 [To ÚwÚ ATTENDANTS] :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to x3 me. -uWu The ;;w;; KING wetiwes ^w^ attended -uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 O x3 my x3 sweet uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you xDD wiww xDD stay x3 behind ÚwÚ us! -PAROLLES. 'Tis nyot :33 his ^w^ fauwt, x3 the :3 spawk. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_< O, UwU 'tis >_< bwave x3 waws! -PAROLLES. :3 Most ÚwÚ admiwabwe! UwU I uWu have :3 seen UwU those waws. -BERTRAM. UwU I ^w^ am :3 commanded OwO hewe ÚwÚ and :33 kept :3 a coiw with -ÚwÚ 'Too OwO young' ÚwÚ and :3 nyext xDD yeaw' ÚwÚ and ^w^ "Tis ^w^ too >_> eawwy.' -PAROLLES. ^-^ An >w< thy ^-^ mind stand to :3 't, ^-^ boy, ^.^ steaw OwO away bwavewy. -BERTRAM. UwU I UwU shaww xDD stay OwO hewe x3 the >w< fowehowse to :3 a uWu smock, -Cweaking x3 my xDD shoes on x3 the uWu pwain masonry, -Tiww honour be xDD bought up, ÚwÚ and nyo xDD swowd wown -OwO But one to UwU dance with. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^.^ steaw xDD away. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Thewe's honour uWu in x3 the theft. -PAROLLES. ^-^ Commit :33 it, xDD Count. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ÚwÚ accessawy; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. -BERTRAM. UwU I gwow to UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >w< pawting >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ towtuw'd body. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ Captain. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ÚwÚ Sweet ;;w;; Monsieuw Pawowwes! -PAROLLES. Noble :3 hewoes, x3 my xDD swowd ÚwÚ and >_> youws OwO awe x3 kin. ^-^ Good OwO spawks ÚwÚ and ->_> wustwous, :3 a word, ÚwÚ good ^w^ metaws: xDD you UwU shaww find uWu in x3 the >_< wegiment of -x3 the Spinii one uWu Captain Spuwio, with :33 his >w< cicatwice, >w< an x3 embwem of -waw, OwO hewe on :33 his sinyistew OwO cheek; >w< it UwU was ÚwÚ this xDD vewy xDD swowd -entwench'd :3 it. x3 Say to ^.^ him UwU I ÚwÚ wive; ÚwÚ and uWu obsewve :33 his ÚwÚ wepowts fow x3 me. -uWu FIWST WOWD. We UwU shaww, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Captain. -PAROLLES. uWu Maws >_> dote on xDD you fow :33 his x3 nyovices! Exeunt ;;w;; WOWDS ->_> What xDD wiww OwO ye ^-^ do? - -^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; KING - -BERTRAM. UwU Stay; x3 the King! -PAROLLES. ^w^ Use :3 a ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ spacious ceremony to x3 the x3 nyobwe :3 wowds; xDD you uWu have ->_< westwain'd >_> youwsewf within x3 the ÚwÚ wist of ^w^ too UwU cowd >w< an ^w^ adieu. ^w^ Be ^.^ mowe ->_< expwessive to OwO them; fow ;;w;; they ^-^ weaw x3 themsewves uWu in x3 the cap of x3 the -time; there UwU do muster true gait; uWu eat, :3 speak, ÚwÚ and x3 muv, :33 undew x3 the -ÚwÚ infwuence of x3 the UwU most weceiv'd star; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though x3 the ^.^ deviw lead -x3 the uWu measuwe, xDD such OwO awe to be fowwowed. >w< Aftew ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 a ^.^ mowe -^w^ diwated farewell. -BERTRAM. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. -PAROLLES. Wowthy UwU fewwows; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to ^-^ pwuv UwU most sinyewy ;;w;; swowd-men. -Exeunt >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES - -Entew LAFEU - -UwU WAFEU. UwU [Knyeewing] Pawdon, x3 my uWu wowd, fow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and fow x3 my UwU tidings. ->w< KING. I'll ^.^ fee uWu thee to stand :33 up. -UwU WAFEU. UwU Then hewe's :3 a x3 man >w< stands :3 that >_> has ^.^ bwought :33 his pardon. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had kneel'd, x3 my uWu wowd, to ^w^ ask ;;w;; me ÚwÚ mewcy; -xDD And :3 that uWu at x3 my OwO bidding xDD you couwd UwU so stand :33 up. ->w< KING. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu had; UwU so UwU I xDD had broke >w< thy ^-^ pate, -xDD And >w< ask'd uWu thee xDD mewcy xDD fow't. -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, UwU acwoss! -But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU 'tis thus: xDD wiww xDD you be ^w^ cuw'd -Of x3 youw infiwmity? ->w< KING. No. -UwU WAFEU. >_< O, xDD wiww xDD you eat -No UwU gwapes, x3 my royal ^w^ fox? Yes, >_> but xDD you xDD wiww -OwO My x3 nyobwe UwU gwapes, >w< an >_> if x3 my royal fox -Could :3 weach ^w^ them: UwU I uWu have :3 seen :3 a medicinye ->w< That's able to ;;w;; bweathe >w< wife x3 into :3 a OwO stonye, -Quicken :3 a :33 wock, ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you UwU dance uWu canyawy -With spwitewy fire ÚwÚ and >w< motion; x3 whose :33 simpwe :33 touch -Is powerful to awaise ^w^ King xDD Pepin, x3 nyay, -;;w;; To UwU give great Charlemain :3 a OwO pen in's uWu hand -xDD And >w< wwite to her :3 a wuv-winye. ->w< KING. >_> What her >_> is :3 this? -UwU WAFEU. Why, uWu Doctow >_> She! OwO My uWu wowd, there's one awwiv'd, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_> see her. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :33 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw, -;;w;; If sewiouswy UwU I OwO may :33 convey x3 my >_< thoughts -^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 my >w< wight :3 dewivewance, UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke -With one :3 that uWu in her ;;w;; sex, her years, >_> pwofession, -Wisdom, ÚwÚ and >_< constancy, hath ^w^ amaz'd ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe -Than UwU I dawe uWu bwame x3 my weakness. Will xDD you >_> see hew, -For :3 that >_> is her demand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her ;;w;; businyess? -:33 That :33 donye, laugh weww uWu at x3 me. ->w< KING. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Lafeu, -Bring uWu in x3 the admiration, :3 that ^.^ we with x3 the -^-^ May spend UwU ouw wonder :3 too, ow OwO take x3 off ^.^ thinye -^-^ By UwU wond'wing >w< how xDD thou took'st :3 it. -UwU WAFEU. Nyay, I'll ;;w;; fit UwU you, -xDD And nyot be aww day >_> nyeithew. uWu Exit LAFEU ->w< KING. ^-^ Thus ^.^ he :33 his >_> speciaw >_< nyothing OwO evew prologues. - -^.^ We-entew LAFEU with HEWENyA - -UwU WAFEU. Nyay, come x3 youw uWu ways. ->w< KING. This ^.^ haste hath x3 wings indeed. -UwU WAFEU. Nyay, come x3 youw x3 ways; -This >_> is :33 his :3 Majesty; >_> say x3 youw ^-^ mind to ^.^ him. -^-^ A traitor xDD you UwU do wook :33 wike; >_> but xDD such traitors -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; Majesty seldom fears. UwU I ^w^ am Cwessid's uWu uncwe, -:33 That dawe OwO weave >w< two together. >w< Fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit ->w< KING. >_> Nyow, >w< faiw one, does x3 youw business ;;w;; fowwow us? -HEWENyA. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -Gerard UwU de :3 Nyawbon UwU was x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -^w^ In >_> what ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ pwofess, weww uWu found. ->w< KING. UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him. -HEWENyA. uWu The rather xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ spawe x3 my pwaises uWu towawds him; -Knyowing ^.^ him >_> is enyough. On's x3 bed of :33 death -xDD Many *blushes* weceipts ^.^ he uWu gave OwO me; ^.^ chiefwy one, ->_< Which, >_< as x3 the deawest x3 issue of :33 his ^-^ pwactice, -xDD And of :33 his ;;w;; owd UwU expewience x3 th' >w< onwy dawwing, ->w< He ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me OwO stowe x3 up >_< as :3 a :3 twipwe >_< eye, -^-^ Safew than >_< minye UwU own >_> two, ^.^ mowe deaw. UwU I uWu have so: -^.^ And, hearing x3 youw xDD high ;;w;; Majesty >_> is touch'd -With :3 that malignant cause wherein x3 the honour -Of x3 my uWu deaw father's ^w^ gift >w< stands uWu chief uWu in x3 powew, -UwU I come to xDD tendew :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu appwiance, -With aww bound humbwenyess. ->w< KING. We >_> thank UwU you, uWu maiden; -OwO But OwO may nyot be UwU so credulous of ÚwÚ cuwe, -x3 When UwU ouw UwU most :33 weawnyed ^.^ doctows OwO weave us, ÚwÚ and -uWu The >w< congwegated >_< cowwege uWu have ^-^ concwuded -:33 That labouring awt ^.^ can >_< nyevew wansom ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Fwom her xDD inyaidabwe estate-I >_> say ^.^ we ^w^ must nyot -^w^ So stain UwU ouw ^.^ judgment, ow corrupt UwU ouw hope, -;;w;; To ^w^ pwostitute UwU ouw ÚwÚ past-cuwe ^w^ mawady -;;w;; To empiwics; ow to :33 dissevew UwU so -Our great self ÚwÚ and UwU ouw cwedit to >_> esteem -^-^ A senseless hewp, when OwO hewp x3 past sense ^.^ we deem. -HEWENyA. OwO My >_> duty xDD then UwU shaww x3 pay ;;w;; me fow x3 my OwO pains. -UwU I xDD wiww nyo ^.^ mowe enforce >_< minye ^.^ office on uWu you; ->_> Humbwy xDD entweating from x3 youw royal >_< thoughts -^-^ A :3 modest one to UwU beaw ;;w;; me back ;;w;; again. ->w< KING. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give uWu thee UwU wess, to be ^w^ caww'd gwatefuw. -^.^ Thou ^-^ thought'st to OwO hewp OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD such thanks UwU I UwU give -;;w;; As one nyeaw :33 death to UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him wive. -OwO But >_> what uWu at full UwU I knyow, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyo ^w^ pawt; -UwU I x3 knyowing aww x3 my x3 pewiw, xDD thou nyo art. -HEWENyA. >_> What UwU I ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ can UwU do nyo ÚwÚ huwt to ;;w;; twy, -Since xDD you uWu set x3 up x3 youw xDD west uWu 'gainst UwU wemedy. ->w< He :3 that of ÚwÚ gweatest wowks >_> is finisher -x3 Oft does them ^.^ by x3 the weakest minister. -^w^ So >w< howy ^-^ wwit uWu in babes hath ^w^ judgment OwO shown, -x3 When judges uWu have :33 been UwU babes. UwU Gweat xDD fwoods uWu have fwown -Fwom :33 simpwe uWu souwces, ÚwÚ and great seas uWu have dwied -x3 When miracles uWu have ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :33 been uWu denyied. -x3 Oft expectation ÚwÚ faiws, ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; oft there -Whewe UwU most >w< it promises; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft >w< it x3 hits -Whewe UwU hope >_> is cowdest, ÚwÚ and despair UwU most :33 fits. ->w< KING. UwU I ^w^ must nyot hear thee. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, uWu kind >_> maid; -x3 Thy pains, nyot >w< us'd, ^w^ must ^.^ by >w< thysewf be paid; -:3 Pwoffews nyot >_> took reap thanks fow uWu theiw ÚwÚ wewawd. -HEWENyA. Inspired merit UwU so ^.^ by UwU bweath >_> is uWu baww'd. -^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU so with xDD Him :3 that aww ^.^ things ;;w;; knyows, -;;w;; As UwU 'tis with >_> us :3 that square UwU ouw guess ^.^ by >_< shows; -OwO But UwU most >w< it >_> is ^w^ pwesumption uWu in >_> us when -uWu The OwO hewp of heaven ^.^ we ;;w;; count x3 the ;;w;; act of ^.^ men. ->_< Deaw ^w^ siw, to x3 my endeavouws UwU give :3 consent; -Of ^.^ heaven, nyot uWu me, >_< make >w< an ^.^ expewiment. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< an ^w^ impostow, :3 that :3 pwocwaim -xDD Mysewf OwO against x3 the ^w^ wevew of >_< minye aim; -OwO But ^.^ knyow UwU I >_< think, ÚwÚ and think UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU most x3 suwe, -OwO My awt >_> is nyot x3 past powew nor xDD you x3 past x3 cuwe. ->w< KING. Awt xDD thou UwU so UwU confident? OwO Within >_> what xDD space -:33 Hop'st xDD thou x3 my cuwe? -HEWENyA. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest Gwace uWu wending grace. -Ere twice x3 the :3 howses of x3 the sun UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing -^-^ Theiw fiery towchew :33 his ;;w;; diuwnyaw *hugs tightly* wing, -Ere twice uWu in murk ÚwÚ and ^-^ occidentaw :3 damp -xDD Moist Hespewus hath :3 quench'd :33 his UwU sweepy ^.^ wamp, -:33 Ow fouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty times x3 the uWu piwot's gwass ->_< Hath told x3 the thievish ^w^ minyutes >w< how ;;w;; they pass, ->_> What >_> is infirm from x3 youw >_> sound parts UwU shaww fly, -:3 Heawth UwU shaww ^w^ wive >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and sicknyess freely die. ->w< KING. >_> Upon >w< thy cewtainty ÚwÚ and :3 confidence ->_> What ^w^ daw'st xDD thou ;;w;; ventuwe? -HEWENyA. Tax of ;;w;; impudence, -^-^ A uWu stwumpet's ^w^ bowdnyess, :3 a divulged UwU shame, -uWu Twaduc'd ^.^ by uWu odious bawwads; x3 my maiden's xDD nyame -Sear'd othewwise; nye xDD wowse of OwO wowst-extended -With vilest towtuwe wet x3 my >w< wife be ended. ->w< KING. Methinks uWu in uWu thee x3 some blessed ^w^ spiwit xDD doth speak -ÚwÚ His powerful >_> sound within >w< an UwU owgan >_> weak; -xDD And >_> what UwU impossibiwity ^.^ wouwd slay -^w^ In ^w^ common sense, sense >w< saves anyothew >_> way. -x3 Thy >w< wife >_> is deaw; fow aww :3 that >w< wife ^.^ can wate -Wowth xDD nyame of >w< wife uWu in uWu thee hath uWu estimate: -^w^ Youth, >w< beauty, wisdom, couwage, aww -:33 That happinyess ÚwÚ and prime ^.^ can ^w^ happy :33 caww. -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ this to >_< hazawd >_< nyeeds ^w^ must :33 intimate -Skiww :3 infinyite ow monstwous despewate. -ÚwÚ Sweet uWu pwactisew, >w< thy ;;w;; physic UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; twy, -:33 That ministers ^.^ thinye UwU own :33 death >_> if UwU I die. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; If UwU I bweak time, ow ^-^ fwinch uWu in uWu pwopewty -Of >_> what UwU I ;;w;; spoke, uWu unpitied wet ;;w;; me :3 die; -xDD And weww desewv'd. ÚwÚ Nyot hewping, ^w^ death's x3 my >w< fee; -But, >_> if UwU I hewp, >_> what UwU do xDD you promise me? ->w< KING. ^-^ Make >w< thy >_> demand. -HEWENyA. OwO But xDD wiww xDD you >_< make >w< it ^w^ even? ->w< KING. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my sceptre ÚwÚ and x3 my hopes of UwU heaven. -HEWENyA. UwU Then shalt xDD thou UwU give ;;w;; me with >w< thy >_> kingwy uWu hand ->_> What :33 husband uWu in >w< thy powew UwU I xDD wiww >_> command. -x3 Exempted be from ;;w;; me x3 the uWu awwogance -;;w;; To choose from fowth x3 the royal :3 bwood of >_< Fwance, -OwO My wow ÚwÚ and humble xDD nyame to pwopagate -With xDD any branch ow x3 image of >w< thy ^w^ state; -OwO But xDD such :3 a one, >w< thy ^.^ vassaw, ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow -Is fwee fow ;;w;; me to >_< ask, uWu thee to bestow. ->w< KING. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my xDD hand; x3 the premises UwU obsewv'd, -x3 Thy xDD wiww ^.^ by x3 my :3 pewfowmance UwU shaww be serv'd. -^w^ So >_< make x3 the UwU choice of >w< thy UwU own time, fow I, -x3 Thy :3 wesowv'd *giggles shyly* patient, on uWu thee still rely. -uWu Mowe >_> shouwd UwU I ;;w;; question ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe UwU I ;;w;; must, -;;w;; Though ^.^ mowe to ^.^ knyow couwd nyot be ^.^ mowe to ^w^ twust, -Fwom >_> whence xDD thou ÚwÚ cam'st, >w< how tended :3 on. OwO But xDD west -ÚwÚ Unquestion'd wewcome ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undoubted bwest. -Give ;;w;; me x3 some OwO hewp UwU hewe, ho! ;;w;; If xDD thou proceed -;;w;; As xDD high >_< as word, x3 my ^.^ deed UwU shaww >_< match >w< thy UwU deed. -[Flourish. Exeunt] - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -COUNTESS. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siw; UwU I UwU shaww nyow put xDD you to x3 the height of x3 youw -UwU bweeding. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I xDD wiww x3 show mysewf ;;w;; highwy ÚwÚ fed ÚwÚ and ^-^ wowwy OwO taught. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my -business >_> is >_> but to x3 the >_< couwt. -COUNTESS. ;;w;; To x3 the court! Why, >_> what :33 pwace >_< make xDD you x3 speciaw, when xDD you -put x3 off :3 that with xDD such >_> contempt? OwO But to x3 the court! -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU madam, >_> if ^w^ God uWu have OwO went :3 a x3 man xDD any :3 mannyews, ^.^ he OwO may -easily put >w< it x3 off uWu at >_< couwt. >w< He :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_< make :3 a ^-^ weg, put :3 off's -xDD cap, :3 kiss :33 his uWu hand, ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, >_> has :3 nyeithew ^-^ weg, ^.^ hands, x3 wip, -nor ^.^ cap; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed xDD such :3 a fewwow, to >_> say precisely, :3 wewe nyot fow -x3 the >_> couwt; >_> but fow uWu me, UwU I uWu have >w< an answew xDD wiww serve aww ^.^ men. -COUNTESS. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ that's :3 a >_> bountifuw answew :3 that ^w^ fits aww :3 questions. -uWu CWOWN. ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a bawbew's xDD chaiw, :3 that ^w^ fits aww buttocks-the uWu pin ->_< buttock, x3 the quatch >_< buttock, x3 the brawn >_< buttock, ow xDD any OwO buttock. -COUNTESS. Will x3 youw answew serve ;;w;; fit to aww x3 questions? -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; As ;;w;; fit >_< as ;;w;; ten :33 gwoats >_> is fow x3 the uWu hand of >w< an attownyey, >_< as x3 youw -OwO Fwench >_< cwown fow x3 youw xDD taffety punk, >_< as ^.^ Tib's >_< wush fow >w< Tom's ->_> fowefingew, >_< as :3 a UwU pancake fow xDD Shwuv ^w^ Tuesday, :3 a morris fow >w< Mayday, ->_< as x3 the nail to :33 his :3 howe, x3 the cuckold to :33 his >_< hown, >_< as :3 a scolding -^-^ quean to :3 a :3 wwangwing ^-^ knyave, >_< as x3 the nun's >_< wip to x3 the >_< fwiaw's -x3 mouth; x3 nyay, >_< as x3 the :3 pudding to :33 his :33 skin. -COUNTESS. :3 Have UwU you, I, say, >w< an answew of xDD such ^.^ fitnyess fow aww -x3 questions? -uWu CWOWN. Fwom bewow x3 youw uWu duke to >_< benyeath x3 youw constabwe, >w< it xDD wiww ;;w;; fit -xDD any x3 question. -COUNTESS. ^.^ It ^w^ must be >w< an answew of UwU most monstwous ;;w;; size :3 that ^w^ must ;;w;; fit -aww ÚwÚ demands. -uWu CWOWN. OwO But :3 a xDD twifwe nyeithew, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, >_> if x3 the :33 weawnyed >_> shouwd -speak uWu twuth of :3 it. :3 Hewe >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^-^ bewongs to't. ;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me ->_> if UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew: >w< it UwU shaww UwU do xDD you nyo x3 hawm to UwU weawn. -COUNTESS. ;;w;; To be xDD young OwO again, >_> if ^.^ we couwd, UwU I xDD wiww be :3 a >w< foow uWu in -^.^ question, ^w^ hoping to be x3 the wiser ^.^ by x3 youw answer. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, -OwO awe xDD you :3 a >_< couwtiew? -uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, >_> siw!-Thewe's :3 a :33 simpwe ^.^ putting off. :33 Mowe, >_> mowe, :3 a -:3 hundwed of OwO them. -COUNTESS. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor :33 fwiend of >_< youws, :3 that loves OwO you. -uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Thick, thick; ^-^ spawe nyot x3 me. -COUNTESS. UwU I >_< think, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ can eat >_< nyonye of ÚwÚ this homewy ^w^ meat. -uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, sir!-Nay, put ;;w;; me >_> to't, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -COUNTESS. >_> You :3 wewe :3 watewy :3 whipp'd, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I UwU think. -uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw!-Spawe nyot x3 me. -COUNTESS. Do xDD you cwy ^w^ 'O Wowd, siw!' uWu at x3 youw UwU whipping, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; 'spawe -nyot UwU me'? :33 Indeed x3 youw ^w^ 'O Wowd, siw!' >_> is xDD vewy sequent to x3 youw -whipping. >_> You ^.^ wouwd answew xDD vewy weww to :3 a UwU whipping, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ->_> but bound to't. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ nye'ew xDD had xDD wowse luck uWu in x3 my >w< wife uWu in x3 my ^w^ 'O Wowd, siw!' UwU I >_> see -^w^ thing's OwO may serve long, >_> but nyot serve ever. -COUNTESS. UwU I :33 pway x3 the x3 nyobwe :3 housewife with x3 the time, -;;w;; To entertain >w< it UwU so ÚwÚ mewwiwy with :3 a xDD foow. -uWu CWOWN. x3 O Wowd, siw!-Why, thewe't sewves weww ;;w;; again. -COUNTESS. ^-^ An ^w^ end, sir! ;;w;; To x3 youw business: UwU give :33 Hewen uWu this, -xDD And urge her to :3 a xDD pwesent answew back; ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my >_< kinsmen ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO son. This >_> is nyot :33 much. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot much ÚwÚ commendation to them? -COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Nyot much >w< empwoyment fow OwO you. >_> You understand me? -uWu CWOWN. :3 Most ÚwÚ fwuitfuwwy; UwU I ^w^ am there >w< befowe x3 my wegs. -COUNTESS. Haste xDD you ;;w;; again. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew BERTRAM, OwO WAFEU, ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES - -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ They >_> say miracles OwO awe xDD past; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu have UwU ouw philosophical -persons to >_< make modern ÚwÚ and ^.^ famiwiaw ^.^ things :33 supewnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ->w< causewess. OwO Hence >_> is >w< it :3 that ^.^ we >_< make twifwes of terrors, -ÚwÚ ensconcing ouwsewves x3 into ÚwÚ seeming >_< knyowwedge when ^.^ we >_> shouwd :3 submit -ouwsewves to >w< an unknown ;;w;; feaw. -PAROLLES. Why, UwU 'tis x3 the ^.^ wawest :33 awgument of wonder :3 that hath UwU shot -x3 out uWu in UwU ouw UwU wattew times. -BERTRAM. xDD And UwU so UwU 'tis. -UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; To be ÚwÚ wewinquish'd of x3 the artists- -PAROLLES. ^w^ So UwU I :3 say-both of ÚwÚ Gawen ÚwÚ and Paracelsus. -UwU WAFEU. Of aww x3 the :33 weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO authentic x3 fewwows- -PAROLLES. Right; UwU so UwU I :3 say. -UwU WAFEU. :33 That uWu gave ^.^ him x3 out UwU incuwabwe- -PAROLLES. Why, there ÚwÚ 'tis; UwU so >_> say UwU I UwU too. -UwU WAFEU. ÚwÚ Nyot to be >_> hewp'd- -PAROLLES. Right; >_< as >w< 'twewe :3 a x3 man x3 assuw'd of :3 a- -UwU WAFEU. Uncertain >w< wife ÚwÚ and >_< suwe death. -PAROLLES. Just; xDD you >_> say well; UwU so ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have UwU said. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I OwO may :33 twuwy >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a ^w^ nyuvwty to x3 the wowwd. -PAROLLES. ^.^ It >_> is indeed. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww uWu have >w< it uWu in :33 showing, xDD you UwU shaww -^w^ wead >w< it uWu in what-do-ye-call't hewe. -UwU WAFEU. [Weading x3 the >w< bawwad title] >_> 'A ^.^ Showing of :3 a Heavenly -:3 Effect uWu in >w< an Eawthwy Actow.' -PAROLLES. >w< That's uWu it; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu said x3 the xDD vewy :33 same. -UwU WAFEU. Why, x3 youw dowphin >_> is nyot lustier. 'Fore uWu me, UwU I speak uWu in ->w< wespect- -PAROLLES. Nyay, UwU 'tis >_> stwange, UwU 'tis xDD vewy :3 stwange; :3 that >_> is x3 the bwief -ÚwÚ and x3 the tedious of uWu it; ÚwÚ and uWu he's of :3 a UwU most facinerious ^w^ spiwit :3 that -xDD wiww nyot :3 acknyowwedge >w< it to be uWu the- -UwU WAFEU. Very uWu hand of UwU heaven. -PAROLLES. Ay; UwU so UwU I :3 say. -UwU WAFEU. ^w^ In :3 a UwU most weak- -PAROLLES. xDD And >_< debiwe minister, great x3 powew, great ^w^ twanscendence; -which should, :33 indeed, UwU give >_> us :3 a further use to be UwU made than awonye -x3 the ÚwÚ wecov'wy of x3 the OwO King, >_< as to ^-^ be- -UwU WAFEU. >w< Genyewawwy UwU thankfuw. - -Entew ;;w;; KING, x3 HEWENyA, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu said uWu it; xDD you >_> say well. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; King. -UwU WAFEU. Lustig, >_< as x3 the >w< Dutchman says. I'll ^.^ wike :3 a >_< maid x3 the better, -whiwst UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ tooth uWu in x3 my >_> head. Why, uWu he's able to lead her :3 a -coranto. -PAROLLES. xDD Mowt OwO du ;;w;; vinyaigwe! Is nyot ÚwÚ this Hewen? -UwU WAFEU. 'Fore :33 God, UwU I think :3 so. ->w< KING. ^w^ Go, caww >w< befowe ;;w;; me aww x3 the wowds uWu in >_< couwt. -uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT ->_> Sit, x3 my pwesewvew, ^.^ by >w< thy ÚwÚ patient's x3 side; -xDD And with ÚwÚ this OwO heawthfuw uWu hand, x3 whose banyish'd sense -^.^ Thou >_> has repeal'd, :3 a second time receive -uWu The confirmation of x3 my pwomis'd :3 gift, ->_< Which >_> but ^.^ attends >w< thy naming. - -Entew >w< thwee ow fouw ;;w;; WOWDS - -Faiw ;;w;; maid, >_> send fowth ^.^ thinye :33 eye. This youthfuw parcel -Of x3 nyobwe bachelors stand uWu at x3 my x3 bestowing, -^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom both suvweign powew ÚwÚ and father's uWu voice -UwU I uWu have to ÚwÚ use. x3 Thy xDD fwank UwU ewection xDD make; -^.^ Thou x3 hast powew to UwU choose, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_< nyonye to fowsake. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; To >_< each of xDD you one >w< faiw ÚwÚ and virtuous mistwess -Fall, when wuv ÚwÚ pwease. OwO Mawwy, to >_< each >_> but one! -UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; I'd UwU give ^w^ bay Cuwtaw ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD fuwnyituwe -OwO My xDD mouth nyo ^.^ mowe :3 wewe xDD bwoken than these boys', -xDD And ^-^ wwit >_< as xDD wittwe :3 beawd. ->w< KING. Peruse them well. -ÚwÚ Nyot one of UwU those >_> but xDD had :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 fathew. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, -uWu Heaven hath ^w^ thwough ;;w;; me :33 westow'd x3 the ^w^ King to ^-^ heawth. -uWu AWW. We understand :33 it, ÚwÚ and >_> thank heaven fow OwO you. -HEWENyA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 simpwe ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and thewein wealthiest -:33 That UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I simply ^w^ am :3 a ^-^ maid. -ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU I uWu have donye >_< awweady. -uWu The blushes uWu in x3 my >_> cheeks OwO thus whisper ;;w;; me: -ÚwÚ 'We bwush :3 that xDD thou shouwdst choose; but, be refused, -Let x3 the ^-^ white :33 death sit on >w< thy >_< cheek fow ever, -^-^ We'ww ^w^ nye'ew come there ^-^ again.' ->w< KING. ^-^ Make UwU choice ÚwÚ and OwO see: -Who shuns >w< thy wuv shuns aww :33 his wuv uWu in x3 me. -HEWENyA. >_> Nyow, OwO Dian, from >w< thy altar UwU do UwU I fly, -xDD And to ÚwÚ impewiaw Wuv, :3 that god UwU most UwU high, -Do x3 my :3 sighs :3 stweam. UwU Siw, xDD wiww xDD you hear x3 my suit? -uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD And gwant :3 it. -HEWENyA. >_< Thanks, siw; aww x3 the xDD west >_> is :33 mute. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I xDD had rather be uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU choice than ^-^ thwow ames-ace fow x3 my -life. -HEWENyA. uWu The honyouw, ^w^ siw, :3 that flames uWu in x3 youw >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, -^.^ Befowe UwU I :3 speak, ^w^ too :33 thweat'nyingwy >_> wepwies. -Wuv >_< make x3 youw fowtunyes ÚwÚ twenty times :33 abuv -:3 Hew :3 that UwU so wishes, ÚwÚ and her humble love! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. No better, >_> if xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. -HEWENyA. OwO My ÚwÚ wish weceive, ->_< Which great Wuv x3 gwant; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -UwU WAFEU. Do aww ;;w;; they UwU deny OwO hew? ^-^ An ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD sons of >_< minye ;;w;; I'd uWu have -them ;;w;; whipt; ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> send them to x3 th' ^w^ Tuwk to >_< make xDD eunyuchs uWu of. -HEWENyA. ^w^ Be nyot :33 afwaid :3 that UwU I x3 youw uWu hand >_> shouwd take; -I'll >_< nyevew UwU do xDD you wrong fow x3 youw UwU own sake. -Blessing ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^.^ vows; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 youw x3 bed -UwU Find fairer fowtunye, >_> if xDD you OwO evew ^-^ wed! -UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; These >_< boys OwO awe >_< boys of :33 ice; they'ww >_< nyonye uWu have her. -Sure, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< bastawds to x3 the English; x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ got ^.^ 'em. -HEWENyA. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too >_> young, ^w^ too UwU happy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too UwU good, -;;w;; To >_< make >_> youwsewf :3 a >_< son x3 out of x3 my blood. -;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. Faiw one, UwU I think nyot :3 so. -UwU WAFEU. >_> Thewe's one gwape :33 yet; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< thy >w< fathew UwU dwunk wine-but ->_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st nyot >w< an ass, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 youth of fourteen; UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown -uWu thee >_< awweady. -HEWENyA. :33 [To BERTRAM] UwU I dawe nyot >_> say UwU I OwO take uWu you; >_> but UwU I UwU give -x3 Me ÚwÚ and x3 my sewvice, OwO evew whiwst UwU I x3 wive, -^.^ Into x3 youw guiding UwU powew. This >_> is x3 the man. ->w< KING. Why, >w< then, xDD young ^w^ Bewtwam, OwO take >w< hew; ^w^ she's >w< thy x3 wife. -BERTRAM. OwO My :3 wife, x3 my wiege! UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, -^w^ In xDD such :3 a business UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to use -uWu The OwO hewp of >_< minye UwU own :3 eyes. ->w< KING. Knyow'st xDD thou >_> nyot, ^w^ Bewtwam, ->_> What ^.^ she >_> has donye fow me? -BERTRAM. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; -OwO But >_< nyevew UwU hope to ^.^ knyow >w< why UwU I >_> shouwd marry her. ->w< KING. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ^.^ she >_> has >_> wais'd ;;w;; me from x3 my >_> sickwy :3 bed. -BERTRAM. OwO But xDD fowwows :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, to ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me down -:3 Must answew fow x3 youw x3 waising? UwU I ^.^ knyow her well: -:33 She xDD had her xDD bweeding uWu at x3 my father's chawge. -^-^ A poor physician's daughter x3 my wife! :3 Disdain -Rather corrupt ;;w;; me evew! ->w< KING. 'Tis >w< onwy ;;w;; titwe xDD thou >_> disdain'st uWu in hew, x3 the which -UwU I ^.^ can buiwd :33 up. Stwange >_> is >w< it :3 that UwU ouw bwoods, -Of :33 cowouw, ÚwÚ weight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ heat, :3 pouw'd aww together, -Wouwd quite confound >w< distinction, yet stand x3 off -^w^ In ÚwÚ diffewences UwU so ÚwÚ mighty. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be -All :3 that >_> is virtuous-save >_> what xDD thou diswik'st, -^-^ A poor physician's ;;w;; daughtew-thou ;;w;; diswik'st -Of viwtue fow x3 the UwU nyame; >_> but UwU do nyot :3 so. -Fwom ;;w;; wowest :33 pwace when virtuous ^.^ things xDD pwoceed, -uWu The :33 pwace >_> is dignified ^.^ by x3 the doer's ^.^ deed; -Whewe great ^w^ additions ÚwÚ sweww's, ÚwÚ and viwtue nyonye, -^.^ It >_> is :3 a dropsied honyouw. ^-^ Good awonye -Is ÚwÚ good ^-^ without :3 a nyame. Vileness >_> is so: -uWu The uWu pwopewty ^.^ by >_> what >w< it >_> is >_> shouwd x3 go, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by x3 the uWu titwe. :33 She >_> is >_> young, >_< wise, fair; -^w^ In these to ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ she's x3 immediate heir; -xDD And these breed honyouw. :33 That >_> is x3 honyouw's ^w^ scown ->_< Which >w< chawwenges itsewf >_< as x3 honyouw's bown -xDD And >_> is nyot ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ siwe. UwU Honyouws x3 thwive -x3 When rather from UwU ouw acts ^.^ we them >w< dewive -Than UwU ouw UwU fowe-goews. uWu The mere word's :3 a :33 swave, ->w< Debauch'd on every ;;w;; tomb, on every :3 gwave -^-^ A lying ^-^ twophy; ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; oft >_> is UwU dumb -Whewe x3 dust ÚwÚ and damn'd oblivion >_> is x3 the tomb -Of :3 honyouw'd bones indeed. >_> What >_> shouwd be UwU said? -;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this creature >_< as :3 a ;;w;; maid, -UwU I ^.^ can >w< cweate x3 the rest. x3 Viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -Is her UwU own dower; honour ÚwÚ and weawth from x3 me. -BERTRAM. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv hew, nor xDD wiww strive to UwU do :3 't. ->w< KING. ^.^ Thou wrong'st ;;w;; thysewf, >_> if xDD thou shouwdst strive to UwU choose. -HEWENyA. :33 That xDD you OwO awe weww restor'd, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< I'm :3 gwad. -Let x3 the xDD west ÚwÚ go. ->w< KING. OwO My x3 honyouw's uWu at x3 the xDD stake; which to defeat, -UwU I ^w^ must produce x3 my UwU powew. Here, OwO take her uWu hand, -Pwoud ÚwÚ scownfuw ^-^ boy, >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good :3 gift, -:33 That dost uWu in ^-^ viwe UwU mispwision shackle x3 up -OwO My wuv ÚwÚ and her desewt; :3 that ;;w;; canst nyot dweam -We, ^-^ poising >_> us uWu in her ÚwÚ defective ^w^ scawe, -Shall >w< weigh uWu thee to x3 the >_> beam; :3 that wiwt nyot ^.^ knyow -^.^ It >_> is uWu in >_> us to plant ^.^ thinye honour :3 whewe -We uWu pwease to uWu have >w< it ^w^ gwow. uWu Check >w< thy >_> contempt; -;;w;; Obey UwU ouw :33 wiww, which twavaiws uWu in >w< thy good; -:3 Bewieve nyot >w< thy OwO disdain, >_> but presently -Do ^.^ thinye UwU own fowtunyes :3 that obedient >w< wight ->_< Which both >w< thy >_> duty >_> owes ÚwÚ and UwU ouw powew ^.^ cwaims; -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ thwow uWu thee from x3 my :3 cawe fow OwO evew -^.^ Into x3 the staggews ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD cawewess ^.^ wapse -Of :33 youth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ignyowance; both x3 my xDD wevenge ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate -OwO Woosing ;;w;; upon uWu thee uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of justice, -Without aww terms of >_> pity. uWu Speak; ^.^ thinye answer. -BERTRAM. Pawdon, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd; fow UwU I :3 submit -OwO My ^w^ fancy to x3 youw :3 eyes. x3 When UwU I OwO considew ->_> What great :3 cweation ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD dowe of honour -Fwies :3 whewe xDD you bid :33 it, UwU I find :3 that ^.^ she which wate -Was uWu in x3 my >w< nyobwew >_< thoughts UwU most UwU base >_> is nyow -uWu The pwaised of x3 the uWu King; who, UwU so ennobled, -Is >_< as >w< 'twewe bown :3 so. ->w< KING. ^.^ Take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, -xDD And tell her ^.^ she >_> is thine; to ÚwÚ whom UwU I promise -^-^ A ;;w;; countewpoise, >_> if nyot to >w< thy estate -^-^ A ^w^ bawance ^.^ mowe :33 wepwete. -BERTRAM. UwU I OwO take her >w< hand. ->w< KING. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ favouw of x3 the ^w^ King -Smile ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this contwact; x3 whose ceremony -Shall xDD seem expedient on x3 the uWu nyow-bown ^-^ bwief, -xDD And be pewfowm'd to-night. uWu The solemn >_> feast -Shall ^.^ mowe >_< attend ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD coming space, -UwU Expecting absent fwiends. ;;w;; As xDD thou >_> wov'st hew, -x3 Thy love's to ;;w;; me :33 wewigious; else, does eww. -Exeunt aww >_> but LAFEU ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES who xDD stay behind, -ÚwÚ commenting of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wedding -UwU WAFEU. Do xDD you heaw, monsieuw? ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -PAROLLES. uWu Youw x3 pweasuwe, UwU siw? -UwU WAFEU. uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and >_< mastew uWu did weww to >_< make :33 his >w< wecantation. -PAROLLES. Recantation! OwO My :3 Wowd! x3 my x3 mastew! -UwU WAFEU. Ay; >_> is >w< it nyot :3 a language UwU I x3 speak? -PAROLLES. ^-^ A UwU most UwU hawsh one, ÚwÚ and nyot to be ^-^ undewstood ^-^ without bwoody -UwU succeeding. OwO My x3 mastew! -UwU WAFEU. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_< companyion to x3 the xDD Count Wousiwwon? -PAROLLES. ;;w;; To xDD any ;;w;; count; to aww counts; to >_> what >_> is man. -UwU WAFEU. ;;w;; To >_> what >_> is uWu count's ^w^ man: uWu count's >_< mastew >_> is of anyothew UwU stywe. -PAROLLES. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too :3 owd, siw; wet >w< it satisfy UwU you, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too -^-^ owd. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^w^ must tell ÚwÚ thee, sirrah, UwU I >w< wwite xDD man; to which ;;w;; titwe age -;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; bwing thee. -PAROLLES. >_> What UwU I dawe ^w^ too weww UwU do, UwU I dawe nyot xDD do. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I uWu did think ÚwÚ thee, fow >w< two ÚwÚ owdinyawies, to be :3 a OwO pwetty uWu wise -fellow; xDD thou :33 didst >_< make ;;w;; towewabwe uWu vent of >w< thy twavew; >w< it ^w^ might -:3 pass. ÚwÚ Yet x3 the ^.^ scawfs ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ bannyewets about uWu thee uWu did manifoldly -uWu dissuade ;;w;; me from believing uWu thee :3 a vessel of ^w^ too great :3 a buwden. UwU I -uWu have nyow >_> found ÚwÚ thee; when UwU I wose uWu thee again UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; yet awt -xDD thou ÚwÚ good fow >_< nyothing >_> but :3 taking xDD up; ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< thou'wt scawce -uWu wowth. -PAROLLES. UwU Hadst xDD thou nyot x3 the OwO pwiviwege of xDD antiquity ;;w;; upon ;;w;; thee- -UwU WAFEU. Do nyot ^.^ pwunge >w< thysewf ^w^ too uWu faw uWu in anger, xDD west xDD thou x3 hasten >w< thy -xDD twiaw; which if-Wowd uWu have xDD mewcy on uWu thee fow :3 a ^-^ hen! So, x3 my ÚwÚ good -window of >_< wattice, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; >w< thy >_< casement UwU I >_< nyeed nyot open, -fow UwU I wook ^w^ thwough thee. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. -PAROLLES. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me UwU most egwegious indignity. -UwU WAFEU. Ay, with aww x3 my heawt; ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt ÚwÚ wowthy of :3 it. -PAROLLES. UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO desewv'd :3 it. -UwU WAFEU. Yes, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, OwO ev'wy UwU dwam of uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu bate uWu thee -:3 a scruple. -PAROLLES. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU shaww be wiser. -UwU WAFEU. Ev'n >_< as >w< soon >_< as xDD thou x3 canst, fow xDD thou x3 hast to puww uWu at :3 a ;;w;; smack -^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ contwawy. ;;w;; If OwO evew xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st bound uWu in >w< thy scarf ÚwÚ and -UwU beaten, xDD thou shalt find >_> what >w< it >_> is to be OwO pwoud of >w< thy bondage. UwU I -uWu have :3 a ^.^ desiwe to howd x3 my >_< acquaintance with ÚwÚ thee, ow rather x3 my -^-^ knyowwedge, :3 that UwU I OwO may >_> say uWu in x3 the :33 defauwt ^-^ 'He >_> is :3 a x3 man UwU I know.' -PAROLLES. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me UwU most xDD insuppowtabwe ;;w;; vexation. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe heww ^w^ pains fow >w< thy ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and x3 my poor xDD doing -etewnyaw; fow xDD doing UwU I ^w^ am past, >_< as UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, uWu in >_> what >_> motion -age xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. uWu Exit -PAROLLES. xDD Weww, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a >_< son UwU shaww OwO take ÚwÚ this xDD disgwace x3 off ;;w;; me: -scuwvy, :3 owd, filthy, ^.^ scuwvy ^.^ wowd! xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must be UwU patient; there ->_> is nyo fettering of authowity. I'll xDD beat :3 him, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can -:3 meet ^.^ him with xDD any :3 convenyience, >w< an ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 doubwe ÚwÚ and :3 doubwe :3 a -OwO wowd. I'll uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe pity of :33 his age than UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have of- -I'll xDD beat :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I couwd >_> but :3 meet ^.^ him ;;w;; again. - -^.^ We-entew LAFEU - -UwU WAFEU. Siwwah, x3 youw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD mastew's ^w^ mawwied; there's nyews fow -uWu you; xDD you uWu have :3 a x3 nyew ^w^ mistwess. -PAROLLES. UwU I UwU most unfeignedly :33 beseech x3 youw OwO wowdship to >_< make x3 some -wesewvation of x3 youw x3 wwongs. >w< He >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd: ÚwÚ whom UwU I serve -:33 abuv >_> is x3 my master. -UwU WAFEU. uWu Who? ;;w;; God? -PAROLLES. Ay, sir. -UwU WAFEU. uWu The ^.^ deviw >w< it >_> is ^w^ that's >w< thy master. Why dost xDD thou x3 gawtew x3 up ->w< thy :3 awms ^.^ o' ÚwÚ this fashion? uWu Dost >_< make >_> hose of >w< thy *cuddles you* sweeves? Do othew -:3 sewvants so? ^.^ Thou OwO wewt best uWu set >w< thy >_< wowew ÚwÚ pawt :3 whewe >w< thy x3 nyose -^w^ stands. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_> but >w< two >_> houws younger, ;;w;; I'd xDD beat -thee. Methink'st xDD thou awt :3 a general ^-^ offence, ÚwÚ and every x3 man >_> shouwd -xDD beat thee. UwU I think xDD thou >w< wast created fow ;;w;; men to ;;w;; bweathe -x3 themsewves ;;w;; upon thee. -PAROLLES. This >_> is x3 hawd ÚwÚ and ^.^ undesewved uWu measuwe, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU WAFEU. Go ^.^ to, siw; xDD you :3 wewe beaten uWu in Italy fow :33 picking :3 a ;;w;; kewnyew -x3 out of :3 a xDD pomegwanyate; xDD you OwO awe :3 a vagabond, ÚwÚ and nyo true traveller; -xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^w^ saucy with wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 pewsonyages than x3 the -OwO commission of x3 youw birth ÚwÚ and viwtue ;;w;; gives xDD you :33 hewawdwy. >_> You OwO awe -nyot ^.^ wowth anyothew word, >_> ewse ;;w;; I'd caww xDD you knave. UwU I OwO weave OwO you. -uWu Exit - -Entew >_> BEWTWAM - -PAROLLES. OwO Good, vewy, UwU good, >w< it >_> is UwU so UwU then. OwO Good, xDD vewy good; wet >w< it -be OwO conceaw'd OwO awhiwe. -BERTRAM. Undone, ÚwÚ and >_< fowfeited to ÚwÚ cawes fow evew! -PAROLLES. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, UwU sweetheawt? -BERTRAM. Awthough >w< befowe x3 the solemn priest UwU I uWu have sworn, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 bed her. -PAROLLES. What, x3 what, UwU sweetheawt? -BERTRAM. x3 O x3 my Parolles, ;;w;; they uWu have mawwied me! -I'll to x3 the ^w^ Tuscan ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew x3 bed her. -PAROLLES. Fwance >_> is :3 a ^-^ dog-howe, ÚwÚ and >w< it nyo ^.^ mowe xDD mewits -uWu The ;;w;; twead of :3 a :33 man's ^-^ foot. ;;w;; To x3 th' x3 waws! -BERTRAM. >_> Thewe's x3 wettews from x3 my mothew; >_> what x3 th' impowt >_> is UwU I ^.^ knyow -nyot >_> yet. -PAROLLES. Ay, :3 that ^.^ wouwd be knyown. ;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ waws, x3 my ^-^ boy, to x3 th' -x3 waws! ->w< He ^-^ weaws :33 his honour uWu in :3 a ^w^ box unseen -:33 That uWu hugs :33 his *looks away* kicky-wicky OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home, -OwO Spending :33 his xDD manwy uWu mawwow uWu in her awms, ->_< Which >_> shouwd >_< sustain x3 the bound ÚwÚ and xDD high cuwvet -Of Maws's fiery :3 steed. ;;w;; To othew ^w^ wegions! -Fwance >_> is :3 a ^w^ stabwe; ^.^ we :3 that dwell OwO in't OwO jades; ->_< Thewefowe, to x3 th' xDD waw! -BERTRAM. ^.^ It UwU shaww be so; I'll >_> send her to x3 my house, -:3 Acquaint x3 my mothew with x3 my ^-^ hate to hew, -xDD And ^-^ whewefowe UwU I ^w^ am fled; >w< wwite to x3 the ^w^ King -:33 That which UwU I x3 duwst nyot >_< speak. ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent ^w^ gift -Shall furnish ;;w;; me to UwU those Itawian fields -Whewe x3 nyobwe ^w^ fewwows stwike. War >_> is nyo uWu stwife -;;w;; To x3 the dark ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 detested x3 wife. -PAROLLES. Will ÚwÚ this >w< capwiccio howd uWu in ÚwÚ thee, awt suwe? -BERTRAM. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 chambew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advise x3 me. -I'll >_> send her ^w^ stwaight xDD away. >_< To-mowwow -I'll to x3 the ^-^ waws, ^.^ she to her :3 singwe ;;w;; sowwow. -PAROLLES. Why, these uWu bawws bound; there's noise uWu in :3 it. 'Tis hawd: -^-^ A xDD young x3 man mawwied >_> is :3 a x3 man ^w^ that's marr'd. -Therefore away, ÚwÚ and OwO weave her UwU bwavewy; ÚwÚ go. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> has donye xDD you >_> wwong; but, >_< hush, UwU 'tis :3 so. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew HEWENyA ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -HEWENyA. OwO My mothew greets ;;w;; me kindwy; >_> is ^.^ she ^.^ weww? -uWu CWOWN. :33 She >_> is nyot weww, >_> but yet ^.^ she >_> has her health; ^w^ she's xDD vewy ->_> mewwy, >_> but yet ^.^ she >_> is nyot well. OwO But thanks be ^w^ given, ^w^ she's xDD vewy -weww, ÚwÚ and wants >_< nyothing :33 i' x3 th' wowwd; >_> but yet ^.^ she >_> is nyot well. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be xDD vewy weww, >_> what does ^.^ she ^w^ aiw :3 that ^w^ she's nyot xDD vewy -^.^ weww? -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ she's xDD vewy weww :33 indeed, >_> but fow >w< two xDD things. -HEWENyA. >_> What >w< two things? -uWu CWOWN. One, :3 that ^w^ she's nyot uWu in ^.^ heaven, :33 whithew ^w^ God >_> send her quickwy! -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, :3 that ^w^ she's uWu in earth, from >_> whence ^w^ God >_> send her quickwy! - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES - -PAROLLES. :3 Bwess UwU you, x3 my ;;w;; fowtunyate :33 wady! -HEWENyA. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww to uWu have >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ good -fortunes. -PAROLLES. >_> You xDD had x3 my >_< pwayews to lead them xDD on; ÚwÚ and to >_< keep them ;;w;; on, -uWu have them xDD stiww. >_< O, x3 my ^-^ knyave, >w< how does x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 wady? -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So :3 that xDD you xDD had her ^.^ wwinkwes ÚwÚ and UwU I her monyey, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she -uWu did >_< as xDD you :3 say. -PAROLLES. Why, UwU I >_> say OwO nyothing. -uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, xDD you OwO awe x3 the wiser xDD man; fow UwU many :3 a :33 man's >_> tongue ÚwÚ shakes -x3 out :33 his xDD mastew's undoing. ;;w;; To >_> say uWu nyothing, to UwU do uWu nyothing, to ^.^ knyow -uWu nyothing, ÚwÚ and to uWu have uWu nyothing, >_> is to be :3 a great ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw -:3 titwe, which >_> is within :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe of OwO nyothing. -PAROLLES. >_> Away! th'art :3 a knave. -uWu CWOWN. >_> You >_> shouwd uWu have said, ^w^ siw, :3 'Befowe :3 a x3 knyave th'art :3 a ^.^ knyave'; -^w^ that's :3 'Befowe ;;w;; me th'art :3 a knave.' This xDD had :33 been truth, sir. -PAROLLES. Go ^.^ to, xDD thou awt :3 a ^.^ witty foow; UwU I uWu have >_> found thee. -uWu CWOWN. Did xDD you find ;;w;; me uWu in yourself, ^w^ siw, ow :3 wewe xDD you ÚwÚ taught to find -me? uWu The :3 seawch, ^w^ siw, UwU was ÚwÚ pwofitabwe; ÚwÚ and much >w< foow OwO may xDD you find -uWu in UwU you, even to x3 the OwO wowwd's :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and x3 the incwease of -uWu waughtew. -PAROLLES. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^-^ knyave, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and weww xDD fed. -uWu Madam, x3 my ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww OwO go OwO away to-night: -^-^ A xDD vewy sewious business ;;w;; cawws on ^.^ him. -uWu The great prerogative ÚwÚ and ^-^ wite of xDD wuv, ->_< Which, >_< as x3 youw >_> due, time OwO cwaims, ^.^ he does ^w^ acknyowwedge; -OwO But puts >w< it x3 off to :3 a OwO compeww'd westwaint; ->_< Whose >w< want, ÚwÚ and x3 whose delay, >_> is UwU stwew'd with x3 sweets, ->_< Which ;;w;; they :33 distiw nyow uWu in x3 the curbed time, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the xDD coming >_> houw o'erflow with joy -xDD And :3 pweasuwe x3 dwown x3 the >_< bwim. -HEWENyA. x3 What's :33 his else? -PAROLLES. :33 That xDD you xDD wiww OwO take x3 youw x3 instant OwO weave ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO King, -xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste >_< as x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ good pwoceeding, -Stwength'nyed with >_> what >_> apowogy xDD you think -^-^ May >_< make >w< it probable ^w^ nyeed. -HEWENyA. >_> What ^.^ mowe ;;w;; commands uWu he? -PAROLLES. ^.^ That, xDD having ÚwÚ this uWu obtain'd, xDD you presently -uWu Attend :33 his further pleasure. -HEWENyA. ^w^ In evewything UwU I wait ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 wiww. -PAROLLES. UwU I UwU shaww wepowt >w< it :3 so. -HEWENyA. UwU I pray OwO you. uWu Exit x3 PAWOWWES -^.^ Come, sirrah. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE 5. -Paris. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew LAFEU ÚwÚ and >_> BEWTWAM - -UwU WAFEU. OwO But UwU I UwU hope x3 youw OwO wowdship ^w^ thinks nyot ^.^ him :3 a OwO sowdiew. -BERTRAM. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and of xDD vewy uWu vawiant approof. -UwU WAFEU. >_> You uWu have >w< it from :33 his UwU own >_< dewivewance. -BERTRAM. xDD And ^.^ by othew wawwanted xDD testimony. -UwU WAFEU. UwU Then x3 my OwO diaw xDD goes nyot true; UwU I >_> took ÚwÚ this lark fow :3 a ^w^ bunting. -BERTRAM. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy great uWu in ^-^ knyowwedge, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; accowdingwy ^w^ vawiant. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I uWu have xDD then sinn'd OwO against :33 his UwU expewience ÚwÚ and UwU twansgwess'd -OwO against :33 his :3 vawouw; ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< state :3 that uWu way >_> is UwU dangewous, xDD since UwU I -;;w;; cannyot yet find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to wepent. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; UwU I pray xDD you ->_< make >_> us >_< fwiends; UwU I xDD wiww pursue x3 the >_< amity - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES - -PAROLLES. :33 [To BERTRAM] ;;w;; These ^.^ things UwU shaww be :33 donye, sir. -UwU WAFEU. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO who's :33 his >_> taiwow? -PAROLLES. ^.^ Siw! -UwU WAFEU. >_< O, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. Ay, siw; xDD he, ^w^ siw, ^-^ 's :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 wowkman, :3 a -xDD vewy ÚwÚ good uWu taiwow. -BERTRAM. ^-^ [Aside to ^-^ PAWOWWES] Is ^.^ she >_> gonye to x3 the >_> King? -PAROLLES. :33 She >w< is. -BERTRAM. Will ^.^ she OwO away :3 to-nyight? -PAROLLES. ;;w;; As you'ww uWu have her. -BERTRAM. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 my letters, >_< casketed x3 my treasure, -Given order fow UwU ouw horses; ÚwÚ and OwO to-nyight, -x3 When UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take >w< possession of x3 the :3 bwide, -:33 End ere UwU I UwU do ;;w;; begin. -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ twavewwew >_> is ^-^ something uWu at x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a uWu dinnyew; ->_> but one :3 that wies >_> thwee-thiwds ÚwÚ and x3 uses :3 a ÚwÚ knyown uWu twuth to pass :3 a -thousand xDD nyothings OwO with, >_> shouwd be >_> once heard ÚwÚ and thrice xDD beaten. -^w^ God :3 save UwU you, ^-^ Captain. -BERTRAM. Is there xDD any unkindnyess ^-^ between x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU you, monsieuw? -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I uWu have deserved to >w< wun x3 into x3 my UwU wowd's -dispweasuwe. -UwU WAFEU. >_> You uWu have UwU made OwO shift to >w< wun x3 into :3 't, ÚwÚ boots ÚwÚ and :33 spuws ÚwÚ and all, -^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that uWu weapt x3 into x3 the OwO custawd; ÚwÚ and x3 out of >w< it you'ww >w< wun -OwO again, rather than suffew ;;w;; question fow x3 youw ^-^ wesidence. -BERTRAM. ^.^ It OwO may be xDD you uWu have ^.^ mistaken :3 him, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU WAFEU. xDD And UwU shaww UwU do UwU so ever, ^w^ though UwU I >_> took ^.^ him UwU at's prayers. ->w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; me: there ^.^ can be nyo -kewnyaw uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wight nut; x3 the :3 souw of ÚwÚ this x3 man >_> is :33 his clothes; -:33 twust ^.^ him nyot uWu in ;;w;; mattew of x3 heavy xDD consequence; UwU I uWu have :33 kept of them -tame, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow uWu theiw natures. UwU Faweweww, >w< monsieuw; UwU I uWu have >w< spoken -xDD bettew of xDD you than xDD you uWu have ow xDD wiww to OwO desewve uWu at x3 my xDD hand; >_> but ^.^ we -^w^ must UwU do ÚwÚ good OwO against evil. uWu Exit -PAROLLES. ^-^ An idle uWu wowd, UwU I OwO sweaw. -BERTRAM. UwU I think :3 so. -PAROLLES. Why, UwU do xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow him? -BERTRAM. Yes, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well; ÚwÚ and ^w^ common ÚwÚ speech ->w< Gives ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy :3 pass. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD cwog. - -Entew HEWENyA - -HEWENyA. UwU I have, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I UwU was :3 commanded from UwU you, -OwO Spoke with x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and uWu have procur'd :33 his OwO weave -For xDD pwesent :33 pawting; >w< onwy ^.^ he desiwes -;;w;; Some >_> pwivate ÚwÚ speech with OwO you. -BERTRAM. UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey :33 his :33 wiww. ->_> You ^w^ must nyot marvel, Hewen, uWu at x3 my course, ->_< Which ÚwÚ howds nyot colour with x3 the time, nor does -uWu The >_> minyistwation ÚwÚ and OwO wequiwed ^.^ office -On x3 my :33 pawticuwaw. >w< Pwepaw'd UwU I UwU was nyot -For xDD such :3 a ^.^ businyess; >_< thewefowe ^w^ am UwU I >_> found -^w^ So much uWu unsettwed. This drives ;;w;; me to entweat xDD you -:33 That presently xDD you OwO take x3 youw uWu way fow ^.^ home, -xDD And rather >_< muse than ^w^ ask >w< why UwU I entweat uWu you; -For x3 my UwU wespects OwO awe xDD bettew than ;;w;; they ;;w;; seem, -xDD And x3 my OwO appointments uWu have uWu in them :3 a >_< nyeed -:3 Gweatew than >_< shows itsewf uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst x3 view -;;w;; To xDD you :3 that ^.^ knyow them not. This to x3 my x3 mothew. ->_> [Giving :3 a >_> wettew] -'Twiww be >w< two OwO days ere UwU I UwU shaww >_> see uWu you; UwU so -UwU I OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw wisdom. -HEWENyA. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ can >_< nyothing >_> say -OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw UwU most obedient servant. -BERTRAM. ^.^ Come, come, nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 that. -HEWENyA. xDD And OwO evew UwU shaww -With true observance >_> seek to eke x3 out :3 that -^-^ Whewein toward ;;w;; me x3 my homewy stars uWu have ;;w;; faiw'd -;;w;; To equal x3 my great xDD fowtunye. -BERTRAM. Let :3 that ÚwÚ go. -OwO My ^.^ haste >_> is xDD vewy ^.^ gweat. Farewell; hie >_> home. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, x3 youw pardon. -BERTRAM. xDD Weww, >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ say? -HEWENyA. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ÚwÚ wowthy of x3 the weawth UwU I owe, -x3 Nyow dawe UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis >_> minye, ÚwÚ and yet >w< it is; -But, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu timowous :33 thief, UwU most >_> fain ^.^ wouwd ^.^ steaw ->_> What law does ÚwÚ vouch >_< minye own. -BERTRAM. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have? -HEWENyA. :33 Something; ÚwÚ and scawce UwU so >_> much; uWu nyothing, indeed. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot tell xDD you >_> what UwU I :3 wouwd, x3 my OwO wowd. -Faith, ^w^ yes: -x3 Stwangews ÚwÚ and ^-^ foes UwU do OwO sundew ÚwÚ and nyot >w< kiss. -BERTRAM. UwU I pray UwU you, xDD stay >_> nyot, >_> but uWu in ^.^ haste to horse. -HEWENyA. UwU I UwU shaww nyot bweak x3 youw bidding, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. -BERTRAM. Whewe OwO awe x3 my othew men, monsieuw? ->_< Faweweww! uWu Exit HEWENyA -Go xDD thou toward ^.^ home, :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew come -Whilst UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; shake x3 my xDD swowd ow hear x3 the dwum. -:33 Away, ÚwÚ and fow UwU ouw fwight. -PAROLLES. Bravely, ^.^ cowagio! Exeunt - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -Fwowence. uWu The :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF FWOWENCE, ^.^ attended; >w< two ->_< FWENCH LORDS, with :3 a >w< TWOOP ÚwÚ OF SOLDIERS - -x3 DUKE. ^w^ So :3 that, from :33 point to UwU point, nyow uWu have xDD you hear -uWu The ÚwÚ fundamentaw weasons of ÚwÚ this UwU waw; ->_< Whose great uWu decision hath much :3 bwood wet fowth -xDD And ^.^ mowe thirsts >w< aftew. -uWu FIWST WOWD. Holy ;;w;; seems x3 the ^-^ quawwew ->_> Upon x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's ^w^ pawt; black ÚwÚ and x3 feawfuw -On x3 the >_< opposew. -x3 DUKE. Therefore ^.^ we :3 mawvew much UwU ouw xDD cousin Fwance -Wouwd uWu in UwU so >w< just :3 a business shut :33 his ^w^ bosom -^w^ Against UwU ouw bowwowing prayers. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu The weasons of UwU ouw >w< state UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 yiewd, -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ and >w< an :33 outwawd x3 man -:33 That x3 the great xDD figuwe of :3 a council ^-^ fwames -^-^ By sewf-unyabwe >w< motion; >_< thewefowe dawe nyot -x3 Say >_> what UwU I think of :33 it, xDD since UwU I uWu have >_> found -xDD Mysewf uWu in x3 my incewtain grounds to fail -;;w;; As often >_< as UwU I >_> guess'd. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be >w< it :33 his pleasure. -uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 the :3 youngew of UwU ouw nyatuwe, -:33 That suwfeit on uWu theiw uWu ease, xDD wiww day ^.^ by day -:3 Come OwO hewe fow physic. -x3 DUKE. Welcome UwU shaww ;;w;; they be -xDD And aww x3 the honyouws :3 that ^.^ can fwy from >_> us -Shall on them settle. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw pwaces well; -x3 When xDD bettew ^.^ faww, fow x3 youw avails ;;w;; they x3 feww. ->_< To-mowwow to x3 th' >_> fiewd. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -COUNTESS. ^.^ It hath ^.^ happen'd aww >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had :33 it, :3 save :3 that ^.^ he -x3 comes nyot :3 awong with her. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I OwO take x3 my xDD young ;;w;; wowd to be :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ mewanchowy -man. -COUNTESS. ^-^ By >_> what observance, UwU I pray you? -uWu CWOWN. Why, ^.^ he xDD wiww wook ;;w;; upon :33 his ^w^ boot ÚwÚ and UwU sing; mend x3 the OwO wuff ÚwÚ and -UwU sing; ^w^ ask UwU questions ÚwÚ and UwU sing; pick :33 his teeth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sing. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a -x3 man :3 that xDD had ÚwÚ this twick of ^-^ mewanchowy sold :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ manyow fow :3 a -:33 song. -COUNTESS. Let ;;w;; me >_> see >_> what ^.^ he uWu wwites, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he means to x3 come. -uWu [Openying :3 a >_> wettew] -uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ mind to Isbel xDD since UwU I UwU was uWu at >_< couwt. Our ;;w;; owd ling -ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_< Isbews ^.^ o' x3 th' countwy OwO awe >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 youw ;;w;; owd ling ÚwÚ and -x3 youw >_< Isbews ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< couwt. uWu The brains of x3 my uWu Cupid's knyock'd out; -ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 begin to xDD wuv, >_< as >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man loves monyey, with nyo :33 stomach. -COUNTESS. >_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -uWu CWOWN. E'en :3 that xDD you uWu have :33 thewe. uWu Exit -COUNTESS. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I uWu have sent xDD you :3 a ;;w;; daughtew-in-waw; ^.^ she hath -recovered x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undonye x3 me. UwU I uWu have >w< wedded hew, nyot ;;w;; bedded ->w< hew; ÚwÚ and sworn to >_< make x3 the "not" ^-^ etewnyaw. >_> You UwU shaww hear UwU I ^w^ am >w< wun -:3 away; ^.^ knyow >w< it >w< befowe x3 the wepowt x3 come. ;;w;; If there be bweadth enough -uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I xDD wiww howd :3 a ^-^ wong ^-^ distance. OwO My >_> duty to OwO you. -uWu Youw :33 unfowtunyate x3 son, -BERTRAM.' -This >_> is nyot weww, >_< wash ÚwÚ and unbwidwed ^-^ boy, -;;w;; To fwy x3 the ;;w;; favouws of UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a OwO king, -;;w;; To pluck :33 his >_< indignyation on >w< thy >_> head -^-^ By x3 the misprizing of :3 a >_< maid ^w^ too virtuous -For x3 the x3 contempt of ÚwÚ empiwe. - -^.^ We-entew CWOWN - -uWu CWOWN. x3 O UwU madam, yonder >_> is x3 heavy nyews within ^-^ between >w< two ^-^ sowdiews -ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young >_> wady. -COUNTESS. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< -mattew? -uWu CWOWN. Nyay, there >_> is x3 some uWu comfowt uWu in x3 the news, x3 some uWu comfowt; x3 youw ->_< son xDD wiww nyot be kill'd UwU so >w< soon >_< as UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he would. -COUNTESS. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he be kiww'd? -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So >_> say I, UwU madam, >_> if ^.^ he >w< wun away, >_< as UwU I hear ^.^ he does x3 the -danger >_> is uWu in >_< standing to UwU 't; ^w^ that's x3 the ^-^ woss of men, ^w^ though >w< it be -x3 the UwU getting of >_< chiwdwen. :3 Hewe ;;w;; they come xDD wiww tell xDD you more. For x3 my ->_> pawt, UwU I >w< onwy hear x3 youw >_< son UwU was >w< wun xDD away. uWu Exit - -Entew HEWENyA ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH ^-^ GENTWEMEN - -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :3 Save UwU you, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. -HEWENyA. uWu Madam, x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> is >w< gonye, fow OwO evew ;;w;; gonye. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Do nyot >_> say :3 so. -COUNTESS. ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon OwO patience. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU gentwemen- -UwU I uWu have UwU fewt UwU so UwU many ^.^ quiwks of joy ÚwÚ and grief -:33 That x3 the xDD fiwst OwO face of nyeithew, on x3 the :33 stawt, -UwU Can OwO woman ;;w;; me >w< unto :3 't. Whewe >_> is x3 my x3 son, UwU I pray you? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu Madam, uWu he's >_> gonye to serve x3 the >w< Duke of Fwowence. -We >w< met ^.^ him ^.^ thithewwawd; fow thence ^.^ we came, -^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some dispatch uWu in uWu hand uWu at xDD couwt, -Thither ^.^ we >w< bend ;;w;; again. -HEWENyA. Wook on ÚwÚ this letter, x3 madam; hewe's x3 my passport. -[Weads] ^-^ 'When xDD thou ;;w;; canst get x3 the OwO wing ;;w;; upon x3 my finger, which ->_< nyevew UwU shaww come ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and x3 show ;;w;; me :3 a chiwd uWu begotten of >w< thy >w< body -:3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< fathew ^.^ to, xDD then caww ;;w;; me xDD husband; >_> but uWu in xDD such :3 a "then" UwU I ->w< wwite :3 a "nyevew." -This >_> is :3 a :3 dweadfuw :33 sentence. -COUNTESS. Bwought xDD you ÚwÚ this letter, :33 gentwemen? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, x3 madam; -xDD And fow x3 the UwU contents' ÚwÚ sake OwO awe sowwy fow UwU ouw OwO pains. -COUNTESS. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU wady, uWu have :3 a xDD bettew cheer; -;;w;; If xDD thou uWu engwossest aww x3 the griefs OwO awe xDD thinye, -^.^ Thou OwO wobb'st ;;w;; me of :3 a moiety. >w< He UwU was x3 my son; -OwO But UwU I UwU do >_< wash :33 his xDD nyame x3 out of x3 my bwood, -xDD And xDD thou awt aww x3 my :33 chiwd. Towards xDD Fwowence >_> is uWu he? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, UwU madam. -COUNTESS. xDD And to be :3 a x3 sowdiew? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Such >_> is :33 his x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ puwpose; x3 and, ^-^ bewieve :3 't, -uWu The >w< Duke xDD wiww uWu way ;;w;; upon ^.^ him aww x3 the honour -:33 That ÚwÚ good convenience claims. -COUNTESS. Return xDD you x3 thithew? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, UwU madam, with x3 the :33 swiftest OwO wing of ;;w;; speed. -HEWENyA. [Weads] :3 'Tiww UwU I uWu have nyo :3 wife, UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing uWu in ^-^ Fwance.' -'Tis ÚwÚ bittew. -COUNTESS. UwU Find xDD you :3 that OwO thewe? -HEWENyA. Ay, UwU madam. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >_> but x3 the boldness of :33 his uWu hand hapwy, which -:33 his >_< heawt UwU was nyot >_< consenting ;;w;; to. -COUNTESS. Nyothing uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he uWu have nyo wife! ->_> Thewe's >_< nyothing OwO hewe :3 that >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow ^.^ him -OwO But >w< onwy ^.^ she; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> desewves :3 a ;;w;; wowd -:33 That ÚwÚ twenty xDD such wude >_< boys ^w^ might tend upon, -xDD And caww her hourly ^w^ mistwess. Who UwU was with him? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A xDD sewvant >_> onwy, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ->_< Which UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ sometime knyown. -COUNTESS. Parolles, UwU was >w< it ^w^ nyot? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good UwU wady, he. -COUNTESS. ^-^ A xDD vewy xDD tainted fewwow, ÚwÚ and full of ^w^ wickednyess. -OwO My >_< son ^-^ cowwupts :3 a x3 weww-dewived ÚwÚ nyatuwe -With :33 his inducement. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Indeed, ÚwÚ good UwU wady, -uWu The fewwow >_> has :3 a deal of :3 that ^w^ too much ->_< Which ÚwÚ howds ^.^ him much to :3 have. -COUNTESS. Y'awe ;;w;; wewcome, >_< gentwemen. -UwU I xDD wiww entweat UwU you, when xDD you >_> see x3 my x3 son, -;;w;; To tell ^.^ him :3 that :33 his xDD swowd ^.^ can >_< nyevew x3 win -uWu The honour :3 that ^.^ he woses. uWu Mowe I'll entweat xDD you -Written to UwU beaw >_> awong. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. We serve UwU you, UwU madam, -^w^ In :3 that ÚwÚ and aww x3 youw x3 wowthiest x3 affaiws. -COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, >_> but >_< as ^.^ we change UwU ouw courtesies. -Will xDD you dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw? Exeunt ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and ^-^ GENTWEMEN -HEWENyA. :3 'Tiww UwU I uWu have nyo :3 wife, UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing uWu in ^-^ Fwance.' -Nyothing uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he >_> has nyo wife! -^.^ Thou shalt uWu have nyonye, :33 Wousiwwon, >_< nyonye uWu in Fwance -UwU Then x3 hast xDD thou aww ;;w;; again. OwO Poow ^.^ wowd! :3 is't -:33 That OwO chase uWu thee from >w< thy country, ÚwÚ and expose ->w< Those xDD tendew x3 wimbs of ^.^ thinye to x3 the event -Of x3 the ÚwÚ nyon-spawing ;;w;; waw? xDD And >_> is >w< it UwU I -:33 That UwU dwive uWu thee from x3 the >w< spowtive xDD couwt, :3 whewe xDD thou -UwU Wast UwU shot uWu at with >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, to be x3 the mark -Of >w< smoky ^-^ muskets? x3 O xDD you weaden messengers, -:33 That uWu wide ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 viowent ^w^ speed of ^w^ fiwe, -xDD Fwy with UwU fawse aim; move x3 the stiww-piecing air, -:33 That ^-^ sings with piercing; UwU do nyot :33 touch x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ Whoevew >_< shoots uWu at :3 him, UwU I uWu set ^.^ him uWu thewe; -ÚwÚ Whoevew chawges on :33 his forward UwU bweast, -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ^.^ caitiff :3 that UwU do howd ^.^ him x3 to't; -xDD And ^w^ though UwU I OwO kiww ^.^ him >_> nyot, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the cause -ÚwÚ His :33 death UwU was UwU so x3 effected. uWu Bettew >w< 'twewe -UwU I >w< met x3 the ravin wion when ^.^ he >w< woaw'd -With ^-^ shawp :33 constwaint of >w< hungew; xDD bettew >w< 'twewe -:33 That aww x3 the misewies which ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> owes -^.^ Wewe >_< minye uWu at OwO once. No; come xDD thou ^.^ home, :33 Wousiwwon, -OwO Whence honour >_> but of danger ^w^ wins :3 a scar, -;;w;; As ;;w;; oft >w< it loses all. UwU I xDD wiww be ;;w;; gonye. -OwO My ^.^ being OwO hewe >w< it >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ howds uWu thee x3 hence. -Shall UwU I xDD stay OwO hewe to UwU do ;;w;; 't? :3 Nyo, no, awthough -uWu The ^w^ aiw of paradise uWu did >_> fan x3 the house, -xDD And ^-^ angews ^w^ offic'd all. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< gonye, -:33 That ^w^ pitifuw >_< wumouw OwO may wepowt x3 my :33 fwight -;;w;; To ÚwÚ consowate ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. ^.^ Come, ^w^ nyight; ^w^ end, x3 day. -For with x3 the >_> dawk, poor :33 thief, I'll ^.^ steaw xDD away. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -Fwowence. ^.^ Befowe x3 the :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF FWOWENCE, BERTRAM, >_> PAWOWWES, SOWDIEWS, -drum ÚwÚ and trumpets - -x3 DUKE. uWu The General of UwU ouw Horse xDD thou awt; ÚwÚ and :33 we, -UwU Gweat uWu in UwU ouw hope, uWu way UwU ouw best wuv ÚwÚ and credence ->_> Upon >w< thy OwO pwomising xDD fowtunye. -BERTRAM. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is -^-^ A :3 chawge ^w^ too x3 heavy fow x3 my >_> stwength; >_> but yet -^-^ We'ww strive to UwU beaw >w< it fow x3 youw ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ sake -;;w;; To x3 th' extweme UwU edge of ÚwÚ hazawd. -x3 DUKE. UwU Then OwO go xDD thou forth; -xDD And :33 Fowtunye :33 pway ;;w;; upon >w< thy :33 pwospewous hewm, -;;w;; As >w< thy auspicious mistwess! -BERTRAM. This xDD vewy ^-^ day, -UwU Gweat :33 Maws, UwU I put mysewf x3 into >w< thy x3 fiwe; -^-^ Make ;;w;; me >_> but ^.^ wike x3 my thoughts, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv -^-^ A wuvw of >w< thy dwum, hatew of love. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 STEWAWD - -COUNTESS. ^-^ Awas! ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd xDD you OwO take x3 the >_> wettew of OwO hew? -^.^ Might xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd UwU do >_< as ^.^ she >_> has donye -^-^ By UwU sending ;;w;; me :3 a wettew? xDD Wead >w< it ;;w;; again. -STEWARD. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am Saint Jaques' :3 piwgwim, uWu thithew ;;w;; gonye. -Ambitious wuv hath UwU so uWu in ;;w;; me uWu offended -:33 That barefoot plod UwU I x3 the UwU cowd x3 gwound upon, -With sainted vow x3 my :33 fauwts to uWu have ^w^ amended. -Write, wwite, :3 that from x3 the bwoody course of >w< waw -OwO My deawest ^.^ mastew, x3 youw uWu deaw x3 son, OwO may ^-^ hie. -:3 Bwess ^.^ him uWu at ^.^ home uWu in ÚwÚ peace, whiwst UwU I from uWu faw -ÚwÚ His xDD nyame with zeawous fervour sanctify. -ÚwÚ His :33 taken uWu wabouws bid ^.^ him ;;w;; me fowgive; -I, :33 his xDD despitefuw >_< Junyo, sent ^.^ him fowth -Fwom courtly OwO fwiends, with x3 camping ^-^ foes to x3 wive, -Whewe :33 death ÚwÚ and danger ^.^ dogs x3 the heels of uWu wowth. ->w< He >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >w< faiw fow :33 death ÚwÚ and OwO me; -;;w;; Whom UwU I mysewf >_< embwace to uWu set ^.^ him :3 fwee.' -COUNTESS. xDD Ah, >_> what ^-^ shawp ^w^ stings OwO awe uWu in her miwdest words! -x3 Winyawdo, xDD you uWu did >_< nyevew ^.^ wack advice UwU so much -;;w;; As wetting her pass so; xDD had UwU I ^-^ spoke with hew, -UwU I couwd uWu have weww :3 divewted her >w< intents, ->_< Which OwO thus ^.^ she hath pwevented. -STEWARD. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 madam; -;;w;; If UwU I xDD had UwU given xDD you ÚwÚ this uWu at ^-^ uvw-nyight, -:33 She ^w^ might uWu have :33 been ^-^ o'ew ;;w;; ta'en; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ she >_< wwites -x3 Puwsuit ^.^ wouwd be >_> but OwO vain. -COUNTESS. >_> What ÚwÚ angew UwU shaww -:3 Bwess ÚwÚ this >_< unwowthy OwO husband? >w< He ;;w;; cannyot thwive, -OwO Unwess her pwayews, ÚwÚ whom heaven dewights to hear -xDD And loves to grant, reprieve ^.^ him from x3 the >_> wwath -Of ÚwÚ gweatest justice. Write, wwite, x3 Winyawdo, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >_< unwowthy :33 husband of :33 his :33 wife; -Let every ;;w;; wowd >w< weigh x3 heavy of her ^.^ wowth -:33 That ^.^ he does >w< weigh ^w^ too light. OwO My ÚwÚ gweatest gwief, -;;w;; Though xDD wittwe ^.^ he UwU do x3 feew :33 it, uWu set down ÚwÚ shawpwy. -OwO Dispatch x3 the UwU most UwU convenyient :3 messengew. -x3 When haply ^.^ he UwU shaww hear :3 that ^.^ she >_> is >_> gonye ->w< He xDD wiww OwO wetuwn; ÚwÚ and UwU hope UwU I OwO may :3 that uWu she, -Heawing UwU so ÚwÚ much, xDD wiww ^w^ speed her :33 foot OwO again, -UwU Wed ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ by puwe love. >_< Which of them both -Is deawest to ;;w;; me UwU I uWu have nyo :3 skiww uWu in sense -;;w;; To >_< make >_> distinction. Provide ÚwÚ this :3 messengew. -OwO My >_< heawt >_> is >_< heavy, ÚwÚ and >_< minye age >_> is >_> weak; -:3 Gwief ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and sorrow UwU bids ;;w;; me >_< speak. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE 5. - -Without x3 the OwO wawws of xDD Fwowence -^-^ A tucket afaw off. Entew >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< WIDOW ÚwÚ OF FWOWENCE, her daughter DIANA, -^w^ VIOWENTA, ÚwÚ and MARIANA, with othew uWu CITIZENS - -uWu WIDOW. Nyay, >_< come; fow >_> if ;;w;; they UwU do appwoach x3 the UwU city ^.^ we UwU shaww wose -aww x3 the :33 sight. -DIANyA. ^-^ They >_> say x3 the OwO Fwench ;;w;; count >_> has donye UwU most ^.^ honyouwabwe service. -uWu WIDOW. ^.^ It >_> is OwO wepowted :3 that ^.^ he >_> has :33 taken uWu theiw gweat'st commandew; -ÚwÚ and :3 that with :33 his UwU own uWu hand ^.^ he >_< swew x3 the Duke's ^-^ bwothew. OwO [Tucket] -We uWu have wost UwU ouw ^w^ wabouw; ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> gonye :3 a :33 contwawy >_> way. :33 Hawk! xDD you -OwO may ^.^ knyow ^.^ by uWu theiw x3 twumpets. -^.^ MAWIANyA. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, ÚwÚ and x3 suffice ouwsewves with x3 the -wepowt of :3 it. xDD Weww, OwO Dianya, OwO take :3 heed of ÚwÚ this OwO Fwench ^.^ eaww; x3 the -honour of :3 a >_< maid >_> is her :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and nyo wegacy >_> is UwU so rich >_< as -x3 honyesty. -uWu WIDOW. UwU I uWu have told x3 my OwO nyeighbouw >w< how xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu sowicited ^.^ by :3 a -ÚwÚ gentweman :33 his companyion. -^.^ MAWIANyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that ^-^ knyave, ^w^ hang x3 him! one Pawowwes; :3 a :33 fiwthy -officer ^.^ he >_> is uWu in UwU those suggestions fow x3 the xDD young earl. ;;w;; Bewawe of -ÚwÚ them, >w< Dianya: uWu theiw UwU pwomises, enticements, oaths, :3 tokens, ÚwÚ and aww -these ^-^ enginyes of x3 wust, OwO awe nyot x3 the ^.^ things ;;w;; they OwO go UwU undew; UwU many :3 a ->_< maid hath :33 been >_< seduced ^.^ by OwO them; ÚwÚ and x3 the misery ;;w;; is, ^w^ exampwe, :3 that -UwU so tewwibwe >_< shows uWu in x3 the wreck of maidenhood, ;;w;; cannyot fow aww :3 that -uWu dissuade :3 succession, >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 wimed with x3 the :33 twigs :3 that -threatens OwO them. UwU I UwU hope UwU I >_< nyeed nyot to ;;w;; advise xDD you >w< fuwthew; >_> but UwU I -UwU hope x3 youw UwU own xDD gwace xDD wiww >_< keep xDD you :3 whewe xDD you awe, ^w^ though there -:3 wewe nyo further danger ÚwÚ knyown >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ modesty which >_> is UwU so :3 wost. -DIANyA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed to feaw x3 me. - -Entew HEWENyA uWu in x3 the :3 dwess of :3 a uWu piwgwim - -uWu WIDOW. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes :3 a piwgwim. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she xDD wiww >_< wie -uWu at x3 my ;;w;; house: uWu thithew ;;w;; they >_> send one anyothew. I'll ;;w;; question her. -^w^ God :3 save UwU you, pilgrim! x3 Whithew OwO awe ;;w;; bound? -HEWENyA. ;;w;; To Saint ^-^ Jaques ^.^ we ^-^ Gwand. -Whewe UwU do x3 the pawmews UwU wodge, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech you? -uWu WIDOW. At x3 the Saint ^-^ Fwancis UwU hewe, :3 beside x3 the port. -HEWENyA. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the >w< way? -:3 [A :33 mawch >w< afaw] -uWu WIDOW. Ay, marry, xDD is't. ^.^ Hawk you! ^-^ They come ÚwÚ this >_> way. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww tawwy, >w< howy :3 piwgwim, -OwO But >w< tiww x3 the troops come UwU by, -UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ conduct xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww be lodg'd; -uWu The rather fow UwU I think UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw hostess -;;w;; As uWu ampwe >_< as :3 mysewf. -HEWENyA. Is >w< it >w< youwsewf? -uWu WIDOW. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww uWu pwease >_> so, piwgwim. -HEWENyA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD stay ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD weisuwe. -uWu WIDOW. >_> You came, UwU I >_< think, from France? -HEWENyA. UwU I uWu did :3 so. -uWu WIDOW. :3 Hewe xDD you UwU shaww >_> see :3 a countwyman of >_> youws -:33 That >_> has donye ÚwÚ wowthy service. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ His :33 nyame, UwU I pray OwO you. -DIANyA. uWu The xDD Count ^.^ Wousiwwon. xDD Knyow xDD you xDD such :3 a onye? -HEWENyA. OwO But ^.^ by x3 the eaw, :3 that x3 heaws UwU most ;;w;; nyobwy of him; -ÚwÚ His OwO face UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -DIANyA. >_> What :33 some'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, -He's bravely :33 taken hewe. >w< He OwO stowe from >_< Fwance, -;;w;; As UwU 'tis wepowted, fow x3 the ^w^ King xDD had mawwied ^.^ him -^w^ Against :33 his x3 wiking. ^w^ Think xDD you >w< it >_> is so? -HEWENyA. Ay, UwU suwewy, mere x3 the truth; UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his >_> wady. -DIANyA. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that sewves x3 the xDD Count -^-^ Wepowts >_> but ÚwÚ coawsewy of her. -HEWENyA. x3 What's :33 his :3 nyame? -DIANyA. ;;w;; Monsieuw ^w^ Pawowwes. -HEWENyA. >_< O, UwU I ^-^ bewieve with :3 him, -^w^ In :33 awgument of >_< pwaise, ow to x3 the ^.^ wowth -Of x3 the great xDD Count himsewf, ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ too >_> mean -;;w;; To uWu have her xDD nyame wepeated; aww her desewving -Is :3 a wesewved :3 honyesty, ÚwÚ and :3 that -UwU I uWu have nyot heard ;;w;; examin'd. -DIANyA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 wady! -'Tis :3 a x3 hawd :3 bondage to :33 become x3 the >w< wife -Of :3 a OwO detesting OwO wowd. -uWu WIDOW. UwU I sweet, ÚwÚ good x3 cweatuwe, x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ she >_> is -:3 Hew >_< heawt :3 weighs :3 sadwy. This xDD young >_< maid ^w^ might UwU do her -^-^ A shrewd tuwn, >_> if ^.^ she pweas'd. -HEWENyA. How UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? -^-^ May be x3 the :3 amowous xDD Count sowicits her -^w^ In x3 the unwawfuw puwpose. -uWu WIDOW. >w< He >w< does, :33 indeed; -xDD And bwokes with aww :3 that ^.^ can uWu in xDD such :3 a >_> suit -Corrupt x3 the xDD tendew honour of :3 a >_> maid; -OwO But ^.^ she >_> is awm'd fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and keeps her xDD guawd -^w^ In honyestest OwO defence. - -OwO Entew, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws, BERTRAM, >_> PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and x3 the -whole ÚwÚ AWMY - -^.^ MAWIANyA. uWu The gods UwU fowbid ^w^ ewse! -uWu WIDOW. So, nyow ;;w;; they x3 come. -:33 That >_> is Antonio, x3 the Duke's eldest son; -^.^ That, Escalus. -HEWENyA. >_< Which >_> is x3 the Frenchman? -DIANyA. xDD He- -:33 That with x3 the ÚwÚ pwume; UwU 'tis :3 a UwU most OwO gawwant UwU fewwow. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he :3 wov'd :33 his :33 wife; >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ^-^ honyestew ->w< He :3 wewe much goodlier. ^-^ Is't nyot :3 a handsome gentleman? -HEWENyA. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him well. -DIANyA. 'Tis pity ^.^ he >_> is nyot honest. Yond's :3 that same x3 knyave -:33 That weads ^.^ him to these >_> pwaces; :3 wewe UwU I :33 his uWu wady -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 poison :3 that ^-^ viwe ^w^ wascaw. -HEWENyA. >_< Which >_> is uWu he? -DIANyA. :33 That OwO jack-an-apes with scarfs. Why >_> is ^.^ he >_> mewanchowy? -HEWENyA. Pewchance uWu he's ÚwÚ huwt :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ battwe. -PAROLLES. >_< Wose UwU ouw ÚwÚ dwum! well. -^.^ MAWIANyA. He's >w< shwewdwy vex'd uWu at OwO something. -x3 Wook, ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ spied >_> us. -uWu WIDOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ hang you! -^.^ MAWIANyA. xDD And x3 youw couwtesy, fow :3 a UwU wing-cawwiew! -Exeunt BERTRAM, >_> PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWMY -uWu WIDOW. uWu The troop >_> is past. ^.^ Come, :3 piwgwim, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you -Whewe xDD you UwU shaww >_< host. Of ^w^ enjoin'd ÚwÚ penyitents ->_> Thewe's fouw ow ÚwÚ five, to great Saint ^-^ Jaques xDD bound, -x3 Awweady uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. -HEWENyA. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. -ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it ÚwÚ this ^w^ matwon ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^-^ gentwe >_< maid -;;w;; To eat with >_> us to-nyight; x3 the :3 chawge ÚwÚ and thanking -Shall be fow uWu me, x3 and, to :3 wequite xDD you further, -UwU I xDD wiww bestow x3 some precepts of ÚwÚ this xDD viwgin, -Wowthy x3 the note. -ÚwÚ BOTH. ^-^ We'ww OwO take x3 youw offer >w< kindwy. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :33 6. -Camp >w< befowe xDD Fwowence - -Entew BERTRAM, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH ;;w;; WOWDS - -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, put ^.^ him x3 to't; wet ^.^ him uWu have :33 his >_> way. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ;;w;; If x3 youw OwO wowdship find ^.^ him nyot :3 a OwO hiding, howd ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe -uWu in x3 youw wespect. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. On x3 my :3 wife, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a bubbwe. -BERTRAM. Do xDD you think UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu faw deceived uWu in him? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Bewieve :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in >_< minye UwU own direct ^-^ knyowwedge, -^-^ without xDD any x3 mawice, >_> but to speak of ^.^ him >_< as x3 my xDD kinsman, uWu he's :3 a -UwU most OwO nyotabwe xDD cowawd, >w< an :3 infinyite ÚwÚ and uWu endwess liar, >w< an hourly -pwomise-bweakew, x3 the owner of nyo one ÚwÚ good ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ wowthy x3 youw -:3 wowdship's >w< entewtainment. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^.^ It :3 wewe ;;w;; fit xDD you UwU knyew him; ^-^ west, x3 weposing ^w^ too uWu faw uWu in :33 his -virtue, which ^.^ he hath >_> nyot, ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu at x3 some great ÚwÚ and trusty -business uWu in :3 a :33 main danger fail OwO you. -BERTRAM. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew uWu in >_> what xDD pawticuwaw uWu action to >_> twy ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ Nyonye xDD bettew than to wet ^.^ him :3 fetch x3 off :33 his dwum, which -xDD you hear ^.^ him UwU so >_> confidentwy undewtake to xDD do. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I with :3 a troop of uWu Fwowentinyes xDD wiww ;;w;; suddenwy suwpwise -him; xDD such UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot from x3 the enemy. -We xDD wiww bind ÚwÚ and >_< hoodwink ^.^ him UwU so :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ suppose nyo othew ->_> but :3 that ^.^ he >_> is cawwied x3 into x3 the leaguer of x3 the :33 advewsawies when -^.^ we ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to UwU ouw UwU own ;;w;; tents. ^w^ Be >_> but x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD pwesent uWu at -:33 his OwO examinyation; >_> if ^.^ he UwU do >_> nyot, fow x3 the promise of :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and uWu in -x3 the ÚwÚ highest x3 compuwsion of UwU base ;;w;; feaw, offer to ÚwÚ betway xDD you ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ dewivew aww x3 the ^.^ intewwigence uWu in :33 his powew OwO against UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 that -with x3 the divine forfeit of :33 his :3 souw ;;w;; upon ;;w;; oath, >_< nyevew :33 twust x3 my -^w^ judgment uWu in x3 anything. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_< O, fow x3 the wuv of waughtew, wet ^.^ him :3 fetch :33 his uWu dwum; ^.^ he -;;w;; says ^.^ he >_> has :3 a ^w^ stwatagem xDD fow't. x3 When x3 youw OwO wowdship sees x3 the :3 bottom -of :33 his >w< success OwO in't, ÚwÚ and to >_> what >_< metaw ÚwÚ this OwO countewfeit wump of ->_> owe xDD wiww be ^.^ mewted, >_> if xDD you UwU give ^.^ him nyot John Drum's -^w^ entewtainment, x3 youw :33 incwinying ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ wemuvd. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES - -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_< O, fow x3 the wuv of waughtew, ^w^ hindew nyot x3 the honour of -:33 his :3 design; wet ^.^ him :3 fetch x3 off :33 his drum uWu in xDD any >w< hand. -BERTRAM. How now, :3 monsieuw! This drum >_< sticks sowewy uWu in x3 youw -xDD disposition. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ A uWu pox on UwU 't; wet >w< it go; UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a dwum. -PAROLLES. OwO But :3 a ÚwÚ dwum! ^-^ Is't >_> but :3 a drum? ^-^ A drum UwU so OwO wost! >_> Thewe UwU was -:3 excewwent command: to :3 chawge uWu in with UwU ouw UwU howse ;;w;; upon UwU ouw UwU own -wings, ÚwÚ and to rend UwU ouw UwU own sowdiews! -uWu FIWST WOWD. :33 That UwU was nyot to be x3 bwam'd uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ command of x3 the -^w^ sewvice; >w< it UwU was :3 a xDD disastew of >w< waw :3 that Caesaw >_< himsewf couwd nyot -uWu have prevented, >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been there to >_> command. -BERTRAM. xDD Weww, ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot OwO gweatwy >_< condemn UwU ouw OwO success. -;;w;; Some x3 dishonyouw ^.^ we xDD had uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss of :3 that uWu dwum; >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot to -be recovered. -PAROLLES. ^.^ It ^w^ might uWu have :33 been recovered. -BERTRAM. ^.^ It xDD might, >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot now. -PAROLLES. ^.^ It >_> is to be recovered. OwO But :3 that x3 the merit of OwO sewvice >_> is -seldom x3 attwibuted to x3 the true ÚwÚ and exact performer, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have -:3 that drum ow another, ow >_> 'hic jacet.' -BERTRAM. Why, >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a ^w^ stomach, >_> to't, >w< monsieuw. ;;w;; If xDD you think -x3 youw mystery uWu in ^w^ stwatagem ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this UwU instwument of honour -again x3 into :33 his OwO nyative ^-^ quawtew, be :33 magnyanyimous uWu in x3 the entewpwise, -ÚwÚ and OwO go xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww xDD gwace x3 the x3 attempt fow :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy >_> expwoit. ;;w;; If xDD you -^w^ speed weww uWu in :33 it, x3 the >w< Duke UwU shaww both speak of >w< it ÚwÚ and :3 extend to -xDD you >_> what further x3 becomes :33 his greatness, even to x3 the utmost -syllable of UwU ouw worthiness. -PAROLLES. ^-^ By x3 the uWu hand of :3 a sowdiew, UwU I xDD wiww undewtake :3 it. -BERTRAM. OwO But xDD you ^w^ must nyot nyow >_> swumbew uWu in :3 it. -PAROLLES. I'll about >w< it ÚwÚ this ^.^ evenying; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww presently OwO pen -down x3 my dilemmas, UwU encouwage mysewf uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ cewtainty, put mysewf -x3 into x3 my >w< mowtaw preparation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; midnyight wook to hear further -from x3 me. -BERTRAM. ^-^ May UwU I be bold to >w< acquaint :33 his Gwace xDD you OwO awe >_> gonye about :33 it? -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what x3 the >w< success xDD wiww be, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but x3 the -x3 attempt UwU I UwU vow. -BERTRAM. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 th' awt valiant; x3 and, to x3 the of >w< thy sowdiewship, -xDD wiww uWu subscwibe fow thee. uWu Faweweww. -PAROLLES. UwU I wuv nyot UwU many ÚwÚ wowds. uWu Exit -^w^ SECOND WOWD. No ^.^ mowe than :3 a :33 fish loves >_> watew. Is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a ;;w;; stwange -fewwow, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that UwU so >_> confidentwy ;;w;; seems to undewtake ÚwÚ this -business, which ^.^ he xDD knyows >_> is nyot to be donye; >_> damns >_< himsewf to UwU do, -ÚwÚ and x3 dawes xDD bettew be damn'd than to UwU do :3 't. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> You UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow :3 him, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as ^.^ we xDD do. xDD Cewtain >w< it >_> is -:3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww ^.^ steaw >_< himsewf x3 into :3 a :33 man's favour, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a >_< week -escape :3 a great deal of discuvwies; >_> but when xDD you find ^.^ him ^.^ out, -xDD you uWu have ^.^ him OwO evew >w< aftew. -BERTRAM. Why, UwU do xDD you think ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< make nyo ^.^ deed uWu at aww of ÚwÚ this :3 that -UwU so sewiouswy ^.^ he does address >_< himsewf unto? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ Nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd; >_> but ^-^ wetuwn with >w< an invention, ÚwÚ and ->_< cwap ;;w;; upon xDD you >w< two ow >w< thwee probable uWu wies. OwO But ^.^ we uWu have almost ->_> emboss'd ^.^ him. >_> You UwU shaww >_> see :33 his faww to-nyight; fow ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he >_> is -nyot fow x3 youw :3 wowdship's wespect. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ We'ww >_< make xDD you x3 some spowt with x3 the fox ere ^.^ we case ^.^ him. ->w< He UwU was xDD fiwst OwO smok'd ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; owd Lord OwO Wafeu. x3 When :33 his xDD disguise ÚwÚ and -^.^ he >_> is parted, tell ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a ÚwÚ spwat xDD you UwU shaww find him; which xDD you -UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ this xDD vewy OwO nyight. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go wook x3 my ^-^ twigs; ^.^ he UwU shaww be caught. -BERTRAM. uWu Youw brother, ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 As't uWu pwease x3 youw wowdship. I'll OwO weave OwO you. uWu Exit -BERTRAM. Now xDD wiww UwU I lead xDD you to x3 the house, ÚwÚ and x3 show xDD you -uWu The :3 wass UwU I ^-^ spoke uWu of. -uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO But xDD you >_> say ^w^ she's honest. -BERTRAM. >w< That's aww x3 the ^-^ fauwt. UwU I ^-^ spoke with her >_> but ^w^ once, -xDD And >_> found her wondwous xDD cowd; >_> but UwU I sent to hew, -^-^ By ÚwÚ this same coxcomb :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; wind, -x3 Tokens ÚwÚ and x3 wettews which ^.^ she uWu did re-send; -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is aww UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. >_> She's :3 a >w< faiw cweatuwe; -Will xDD you OwO go >_> see OwO hew? -uWu FIWST WOWD. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE >w< 7. -Fwowence. uWu The WIDOW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew HEWENyA ÚwÚ and >_< WIDOW - -HEWENyA. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ misdoubt ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu she, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I UwU shaww :33 assuwe xDD you further -OwO But UwU I UwU shaww wose x3 the grounds UwU I ^.^ wowk ^w^ upon. -uWu WIDOW. ;;w;; Though x3 my estate be >_< faww'n, UwU I UwU was weww born, -Nyothing >_> acquainted with these >_> businyesses; -xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot put x3 my >_< weputation nyow -^w^ In xDD any stainying act. -HEWENyA. x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd UwU I ÚwÚ wish OwO you. -uWu FIWST UwU give ;;w;; me :33 twust x3 the xDD Count ^.^ he >_> is x3 my ^.^ husband, -xDD And >_> what to x3 youw sworn counsel UwU I uWu have >w< spoken -Is UwU so from ;;w;; wowd to wowd; ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD you cannot, -^-^ By x3 the ÚwÚ good >_> aid :3 that UwU I of xDD you UwU shaww UwU bowwow, -xDD Eww uWu in ^-^ bestowing :3 it. -uWu WIDOW. UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ bewieve uWu you; -For xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me :3 that which weww >_> appwuvs -Y'awe great uWu in xDD fowtunye. -HEWENyA. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this >_< puwse of ^.^ gowd, -xDD And wet ;;w;; me UwU buy x3 youw xDD fwiendwy OwO hewp OwO thus far, ->_< Which UwU I xDD wiww over-pay ÚwÚ and x3 pay again -x3 When UwU I uWu have >_> found :3 it. uWu The xDD Count ^.^ he OwO woos x3 youw daughter -:3 Ways down :33 his >_< wanton ^-^ siege >w< befowe her >w< beauty, -Resolv'd to carry her. Let her uWu in OwO finye ^.^ consent, -;;w;; As we'll direct her >w< how UwU 'tis best to UwU beaw :3 it. -Now :33 his important :3 bwood xDD wiww >_< nyought UwU deny -:33 That ^.^ she'ww >_> demand. ^-^ A OwO wing x3 the xDD County ^-^ weaws -:33 That downward hath >_> succeeded uWu in :33 his ;;w;; house -Fwom >_< son to >_< son x3 some fouw ow five descents -Since x3 the xDD fiwst >w< fathew ÚwÚ wowe :3 it. This OwO wing ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds -^w^ In UwU most rich choice; ^w^ yet, uWu in :33 his idle ^w^ fiwe, -;;w;; To UwU buy :33 his :33 wiww, >w< it ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD seem ^w^ too deaw, -Howe'er ^w^ wepented >w< aftew. -uWu WIDOW. Now UwU I >_> see -uWu The :3 bottom of x3 youw puwpose. -HEWENyA. >_> You >_> see >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU then. ^.^ It >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe -OwO But :3 that x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, ere ^.^ she ;;w;; seems >_< as >_> won, -Desires ÚwÚ this wing; :33 appoints ^.^ him >w< an :33 encountew; -^w^ In uWu finye, xDD dewivews ;;w;; me to ^w^ fiww x3 the time, ->w< Hewsewf UwU most x3 chastewy UwU absent. >w< Aftew uWu this, -;;w;; To marry hew, I'll >_< add >w< thwee thousand :3 cwowns -;;w;; To >_> what >_> is :33 pass'd >_< awweady. -uWu WIDOW. UwU I uWu have yiewded. -Instruct x3 my daughter >w< how ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu pewsevew, -:33 That time ÚwÚ and :33 pwace with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; deceit UwU so ÚwÚ wawfuw -^-^ May ^-^ pwuv >_< cohewent. Evewy >w< nyight ^.^ he x3 comes -With UwU musics of aww sowts, ÚwÚ and songs xDD compos'd -;;w;; To her ^-^ unwowthinyess. ^.^ It >_< nyothing ^-^ steads >_> us -;;w;; To UwU chide ^.^ him from UwU ouw ^-^ eaves, fow ^.^ he :3 pewsists -;;w;; As >_> if :33 his >w< wife uWu way on :3 't. -HEWENyA. Why xDD then ^.^ to-nyight -Let >_> us OwO assay UwU ouw :33 pwot; ^w^ which, >_> if >w< it speed, -Is wicked meaning uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw OwO deed, -xDD And ÚwÚ wawfuw meaning uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw ÚwÚ act; -Whewe both nyot ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and yet :3 a x3 sinfuw x3 fact. -OwO But >_> wet's about :3 it. Exeunt - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -Without x3 the x3 Fwowentinye ÚwÚ camp - -Entew ^w^ SECOND >_< FWENCH >w< WOWD with five ow six othew SOLDIERS uWu in ^-^ ambush - -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He ^.^ can come nyo othew uWu way >_> but ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ hedge-cownyew. -x3 When xDD you >_> sawwy ;;w;; upon :3 him, speak >_> what tewwibwe language xDD you :33 wiww; -^w^ though xDD you understand >w< it nyot ^w^ youwsewves, nyo mattew; fow ^.^ we ^w^ must -nyot xDD seem to understand :3 him, ^w^ unwess x3 some one ^-^ among us, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we -^w^ must produce fow >w< an x3 intewpwetew. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ Good ;;w;; captain, wet ;;w;; me be x3 th' x3 intewpwetew. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Awt nyot >_> acquainted with him? xDD Knyows ^.^ he nyot >w< thy :33 voice? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO But >_> what linsey-woolsey >_> has xDD thou to speak to >_> us ^w^ again? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. E'en xDD such >_< as xDD you speak to x3 me. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He ^w^ must think >_> us x3 some band of stwangews :33 i' x3 th' -UwU advewsawy's >w< entewtainment. Now ^.^ he hath :3 a ;;w;; smack of aww -ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing >_> wanguages, >_< thewefowe ^.^ we ^w^ must every one be :3 a x3 man of -:33 his UwU own fancy; nyot to ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ we speak one to another, UwU so ^.^ we -xDD seem to knyow, >_> is to ^.^ knyow ^w^ stwaight UwU ouw >w< puwpose: choughs' wanguage, ->_< gabbwe UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good enyough. ;;w;; As fow UwU you, interpreter, xDD you ^w^ must -xDD seem xDD vewy ^w^ powitic. OwO But couch, ho! OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; to beguile >w< two ->_> houws uWu in :3 a sweep, ÚwÚ and xDD then to ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw x3 the wies ^.^ he ^w^ fowges. - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES - -PAROLLES. uWu Ten OwO o'cwock. OwO Within these >w< thwee >_> houws 'twill be time -enough to OwO go >_> home. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say UwU I uWu have done? ^.^ It ^w^ must be :3 a -xDD vewy pwausive >w< invention :3 that xDD cawwies :3 it. ^-^ They x3 begin to >_< smoke OwO me; -ÚwÚ and disgraces uWu have of wate knyock'd to often uWu at x3 my UwU doow. UwU I find x3 my ->_> tongue >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ foowhawdy; >_> but x3 my >_< heawt hath x3 the feaw of uWu Maws ->w< befowe :33 it, ÚwÚ and of :33 his :33 cweatuwes, nyot daring x3 the ÚwÚ wepowts of x3 my -:33 tongue. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. This >_> is x3 the xDD fiwst uWu twuth :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> tongue UwU was -guiwty uWu of. -PAROLLES. >_> What x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> shouwd move ;;w;; me to undewtake x3 the wecuvwy -of ÚwÚ this dwum, ^.^ being nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant of x3 the xDD impossibiwity, ÚwÚ and -x3 knyowing UwU I xDD had nyo xDD such purpose? UwU I ^w^ must UwU give mysewf x3 some hurts, ÚwÚ and ->_> say UwU I ^w^ got them uWu in >_> expwoit. ÚwÚ Yet :3 swight ^-^ onyes xDD wiww nyot carry :3 it. -^-^ They xDD wiww >_> say >_> 'Came xDD you x3 off with UwU so x3 wittwe?' xDD And great ^-^ onyes UwU I -dawe nyot give. >_> Whewefowe, UwU what's x3 the :3 instance? Tongue, UwU I ^w^ must put -xDD you x3 into :3 a butterwoman's uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and UwU buy mysewf anyothew of ->_< Bajazet's ;;w;; muwe, >_> if xDD you ^w^ pwattwe ;;w;; me x3 into these >_> pewiws. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Is >w< it OwO possibwe ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and be :3 that -^.^ he :33 is? -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >_< cutting of x3 my xDD gawments ^.^ wouwd serve x3 the tuwn, -ow x3 the breaking of x3 my OwO Spanyish ^-^ swowd. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. We ;;w;; cannyot UwU affowd xDD you :3 so. -PAROLLES. :33 Ow x3 the baring of x3 my beawd; ÚwÚ and to >_> say >w< it UwU was uWu in ->_> stwatagem. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ;;w;; 'Twouwd nyot xDD do. -PAROLLES. :33 Ow to x3 dwown x3 my cwothes, ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU I UwU was xDD stwipp'd. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :33 Hawdwy ^.^ sewve. -PAROLLES. ;;w;; Though UwU I >w< swowe UwU I leap'd from x3 the window of x3 the >_< citadew- -^w^ SECOND WOWD. How deep? -PAROLLES. Thirty fathom. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Thwee great >w< oaths ^.^ wouwd scawce >_< make :3 that be believed. -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had xDD any drum of x3 the UwU enyemy's; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw UwU I -^w^ wecuvw'd :3 it. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> You UwU shaww hear one x3 anyon. [Alarum ;;w;; within] -PAROLLES. ^-^ A drum nyow of x3 the uWu enyemy's! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Throca x3 movousus, cargo, cargo, >_< cawgo. -uWu AWW. uWu Cawgo, cargo, cargo, ÚwÚ viwwianda OwO paw cowbo, >_< cawgo. -PAROLLES. >_< O, ransom, wansom! Do nyot hide >_< minye :3 eyes. -^w^ [They :3 bwindfowd >w< him] -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Boskos thromuldo >_> boskos. -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe x3 the ^w^ Muskos' wegiment, -xDD And UwU I UwU shaww wose x3 my >w< wife fow ^.^ want of >_> wanguage. -;;w;; If there be OwO hewe German, ow OwO Danye, Low >w< Dutch, -Itawian, ow Fwench, wet ^.^ him speak to OwO me; -I'll OwO discuvw :3 that which UwU shaww undo x3 the Fwowentinye. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Boskos uWu vauvado. UwU I understand ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can speak >w< thy -:33 tongue. Kewewy-bonto, ^w^ siw, betake uWu thee to >w< thy ^w^ faith, fow -seventeen UwU ponyiawds OwO awe uWu at >w< thy ÚwÚ bosom. -PAROLLES. :3 O! -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, pray, pray, pray! ÚwÚ Manka uWu wevanyia ^.^ duwche. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Oscowbiduwchos vowivowco. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. uWu The General >_> is :3 content to ^-^ spawe uWu thee :33 yet; -^.^ And, >_> hoodwink'd >_< as xDD thou awt, xDD wiww lead uWu thee on -;;w;; To gathew from thee. Haply xDD thou uWu mayst infowm -xDD Something to :3 save >w< thy life. -PAROLLES. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me x3 wive, -xDD And aww x3 the ^w^ secwets of UwU ouw ÚwÚ camp I'll show, -^-^ Theiw fowce, uWu theiw purposes. Nyay, I'll speak :3 that ->_< Which xDD you xDD wiww wonder at. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. OwO But wiwt xDD thou faithfully? -PAROLLES. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, damn x3 me. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Acordo OwO winta. -:3 Come xDD on; xDD thou awt >_> gwanted >w< space. -UwU Exit, x3 PAWOWWES guarded. ^-^ A showt OwO awawum within -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ Go, tell x3 the xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -We uWu have caught x3 the ^.^ woodcock, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< keep ^.^ him muffled -Tiww ^.^ we UwU do hear from OwO them. -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Captain, UwU I :33 wiww. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> 'A xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway >_> us aww >w< unto ÚwÚ ouwsewves- -Inform on x3 that. -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ^w^ So UwU I :33 wiww, sir. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Tiww xDD then I'll >_< keep ^.^ him dark ÚwÚ and >w< safewy wock'd. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. -Fwowence. uWu The WIDOW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and >_< DIANyA - -BERTRAM. ^-^ They told ;;w;; me :3 that x3 youw xDD nyame UwU was ÚwÚ Fontibeww. -DIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, :3 Dianya. -BERTRAM. :33 Titwed ÚwÚ goddess; -xDD And ^.^ wowth :33 it, with ^.^ addition! But, >w< faiw x3 souw, -^w^ In x3 youw OwO finye fwame hath wuv nyo x3 quawity? -;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ quick fire of :33 youth >w< wight nyot x3 youw UwU mind, ->_> You OwO awe nyo ^.^ maiden, >_> but :3 a monument; -x3 When xDD you OwO awe >_< dead, xDD you >_> shouwd be xDD such :3 a one -;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe now, fow xDD you OwO awe UwU cowd ÚwÚ and stern; -xDD And nyow xDD you >_> shouwd be >_< as x3 youw mothew UwU was -x3 When x3 youw x3 sweet self UwU was ^-^ got. -DIANyA. :33 She xDD then UwU was honest. -BERTRAM. ^w^ So >_> shouwd xDD you >w< be. -DIANyA. No. -OwO My mothew uWu did >_> but duty; xDD such, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; As xDD you >_> owe to x3 youw x3 wife. -BERTRAM. No ^.^ mowe :3 o'that! -UwU I :33 pwithee UwU do nyot strive OwO against x3 my vows. -UwU I UwU was OwO compeww'd to >w< hew; >_> but UwU I wuv x3 the -^-^ By love's UwU own x3 sweet constraint, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww fow OwO evew -Do uWu thee aww wights of service. -DIANyA. Ay, UwU so xDD you serve >_> us -Tiww ^.^ we serve uWu you; >_> but when xDD you uWu have UwU ouw >_< woses ->_> You barely OwO weave UwU ouw thorns to uWu pwick ;;w;; ouwsewves, -xDD And ÚwÚ mock >_> us with UwU ouw ÚwÚ bawenyess. -BERTRAM. How uWu have UwU I ^-^ swown! -DIANyA. 'Tis nyot x3 the UwU many >w< oaths :3 that x3 makes x3 the truth, -OwO But x3 the uWu pwain :3 singwe vow :3 that >_> is ^.^ vow'd true. ->_> What >_> is nyot ;;w;; howy, :3 that ^.^ we >_< sweaw nyot UwU by, -OwO But OwO take x3 the High'st to witness. Then, pray UwU you, tell ;;w;; me: -;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd >_< sweaw ^.^ by Juv's great attributes -UwU I :3 wov'd xDD you ^-^ deawwy, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ bewieve x3 my >w< oaths -x3 When UwU I uWu did wuv xDD you >_> iww? This >_> has nyo ^-^ howding, -;;w;; To >_< sweaw ^.^ by ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ pwotest to wuv -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ wowk OwO against ^.^ him. Therefore x3 youw >w< oaths -^w^ Awe wowds ÚwÚ and poor conditions, >_> but unseal'd- -At least uWu in x3 my opinyion. -BERTRAM. Change :33 it, change uWu it; -^w^ Be nyot UwU so OwO howy-cwuew. Wuv >_> is howy; -xDD And x3 my >_< integwity ^w^ nye'ew UwU knyew x3 the cwafts -:33 That xDD you UwU do :3 chawge ;;w;; men with. ;;w;; Stand nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ off, -OwO But UwU give >w< thysewf >w< unto x3 my >w< sick desires, -Who xDD then recovers. x3 Say xDD thou awt >_> minye, ÚwÚ and OwO evew -OwO My wuv >_< as >w< it ÚwÚ begins UwU shaww UwU so ^.^ pewsevew. -DIANyA. UwU I >_> see :3 that ;;w;; men >_< make ropes uWu in xDD such :3 a scawwe -:33 That we'll ^w^ fowsake uWu ouwsewves. Give ;;w;; me :3 that wing. -BERTRAM. I'll xDD wend >w< it ÚwÚ thee, x3 my deaw, >_> but uWu have nyo powew -;;w;; To UwU give >w< it from x3 me. -DIANyA. Will xDD you >_> nyot, x3 my xDD wowd? -BERTRAM. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an honour >_> 'wonging to UwU ouw house, -;;w;; Bequeathed down from UwU many ;;w;; ancestows; ->_< Which :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest obwoquy :33 i' x3 th' wowwd -^w^ In ;;w;; me to uWu wose. -DIANyA. Mine x3 honyouw's xDD such :3 a uWu wing: -OwO My chastity's x3 the jewel of UwU ouw house, -;;w;; Bequeathed down from UwU many ;;w;; ancestows; ->_< Which :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest obwoquy :33 i' x3 th' wowwd -^w^ In ;;w;; me to uWu wose. ^-^ Thus x3 youw UwU own OwO pwopew ^.^ wisdom -Bwings uWu in x3 the x3 champion xDD Honyouw on x3 my ÚwÚ pawt -^w^ Against x3 youw :33 vain xDD assauwt. -BERTRAM. Here, OwO take x3 my wing; -OwO My house, >_< minye honyouw, >w< yea, x3 my :3 wife, be xDD thinye, -xDD And I'll be bid ^.^ by thee. -DIANyA. x3 When ;;w;; midnyight ;;w;; comes, :3 knyock uWu at x3 my x3 chambew >_> window; -I'll order OwO take x3 my mothew UwU shaww nyot heaw. -Now xDD wiww UwU I :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the band of truth, -x3 When xDD you uWu have conquer'd x3 my yet >_< maiden ^.^ bed, -Remain there >_> but >w< an ^-^ houw, nor speak to ;;w;; me: -OwO My weasons OwO awe UwU most strong; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow them -x3 When back again ÚwÚ this OwO wing UwU shaww be :33 dewivew'd. -xDD And on x3 youw finger uWu in x3 the >w< nyight I'll put -ÚwÚ Anyothew *hugs tightly* wing, :3 that >_> what uWu in time proceeds -^-^ May ;;w;; token to x3 the ÚwÚ futuwe UwU ouw x3 past >_> deeds. -^-^ Adieu >w< tiww :33 then; xDD then fail not. >_> You uWu have ^.^ won -^-^ A >w< wife of uWu me, ^w^ though there x3 my UwU hope be ^-^ donye. -BERTRAM. ^-^ A heaven on ^.^ eawth UwU I uWu have ^.^ won ^.^ by :33 wooing thee. -uWu Exit -DIANyA. For which ^w^ wive ^-^ wong to >_> thank both heaven ÚwÚ and me! ->_> You OwO may UwU so uWu in x3 the OwO end. -OwO My mothew told ;;w;; me >w< just >w< how ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd woo, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ she sat in's heawt; ^.^ she ;;w;; says aww ;;w;; men -:3 Have x3 the ^.^ wike :33 oaths. >w< He xDD had sworn to marry ;;w;; me -x3 When :33 his ^w^ wife's UwU dead; >_< thewefowe I'll >_< wie with ^.^ him -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am buried. Since Fwenchmen OwO awe UwU so :3 bwaid, -Marry :3 that :33 wiww, UwU I ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a ^-^ maid. ->w< Onwy, uWu in ÚwÚ this disguise, UwU I xDD think't nyo x3 sin -;;w;; To UwU cozen ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ unjustwy :33 win. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -uWu The x3 Fwowentinye ÚwÚ camp - -Entew x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH LORDS, ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee SOLDIERS - -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> You uWu have nyot UwU given ^.^ him :33 his ;;w;; mothew's wettew? -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I uWu have deliv'red >w< it >w< an >_> houw since. >_> Thewe >_> is ^-^ something -OwO in't :3 that ^w^ stings :33 his >_< nyatuwe; fow on x3 the weading >w< it ^.^ he chang'd -almost x3 into anyothew man. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He >_> has much ÚwÚ wowthy uWu bwame laid ;;w;; upon ^.^ him fow ^.^ shaking x3 off -UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a >w< wife ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 sweet :3 a >_> wady. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< Especiawwy ^.^ he hath >_< incuwwed x3 the everlasting >_< dispweasuwe -of x3 the OwO King, who xDD had even ÚwÚ tun'd :33 his >_> bounty to ^.^ sing happinyess to -^.^ him. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you :3 a ÚwÚ thing, >_> but xDD you UwU shaww wet >w< it dwell >_< dawkwy -with OwO you. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. x3 When xDD you uWu have >w< spoken :33 it, UwU 'tis >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :3 gwave -of :3 it. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< He hath perverted :3 a xDD young :33 gentwewoman OwO hewe uWu in >_< Fwowence, -of :3 a UwU most >w< chaste >_> wenyown; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he fleshes :33 his xDD wiww uWu in -x3 the :33 spoiw of her honyouw. >w< He hath UwU given her :33 his :3 monyumentaw *hugs tightly* wing, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ thinks >_< himsewf UwU made uWu in x3 the ^w^ unchaste composition. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God deway UwU ouw ÚwÚ webewwion! ;;w;; As ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; ouwsewves, ->_> what ^.^ things OwO awe ^-^ we! -uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 Mewewy UwU ouw UwU own twaitows. xDD And >_< as uWu in x3 the ^w^ common course of -aww :3 tweasons ^.^ we still >_> see them ^-^ weveaw x3 themsewves >w< tiww ;;w;; they :3 attain -to uWu theiw >_> abhoww'd ;;w;; ends; UwU so ^.^ he :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action contrives -OwO against :33 his UwU own nobility, uWu in :33 his OwO pwopew stweam, ^.^ o'ewfwows -himself. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Is >w< it nyot meant ^w^ damnyabwe uWu in >_> us to be trumpeters of UwU ouw -unwawfuw intents? We UwU shaww nyot xDD then uWu have :33 his >_< company :3 to-nyight? -uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew midnyight; fow ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; dieted to :33 his hour. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :33 That >_< appwoaches :33 apace. UwU I ^.^ wouwd gwadwy uWu have ^.^ him >_> see :33 his ->_< company anatomiz'd, :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ might OwO take :3 a UwU measuwe of :33 his UwU own -xDD judgments, wherein UwU so OwO cuwiouswy ^.^ he xDD had uWu set ÚwÚ this xDD countewfeit. -uWu FIWST WOWD. We xDD wiww nyot UwU meddwe with ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ he >_< come; fow :33 his -x3 pwesence ^w^ must be x3 the whip of x3 the :3 othew. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ In x3 the >_> meantime, >_> what hear xDD you of these waws? -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I hear there >_> is >w< an ^.^ uvwtuwe of peace. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Nyay, UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, :3 a uWu peace x3 concwuded. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What xDD wiww xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon UwU do ^w^ then? Will ^.^ he travel -xDD highew, ow ^-^ wetuwn again x3 into France? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I ÚwÚ pewceive, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this demand, xDD you OwO awe nyot ;;w;; awtogethew -of :33 his :3 counsew. -uWu FIWST WOWD. Let >w< it be OwO fowbid, sir! ^w^ So >_> shouwd UwU I be :3 a great deal -of :33 his act. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU Siw, :33 his :3 wife, x3 some >w< two ^w^ months since, ^w^ fwed from :33 his -ÚwÚ house. :3 Hew >_< pwetence >_> is :3 a pilgrimage to Saint ^-^ Jaques ^.^ we UwU Gwand; -which >w< howy x3 undewtaking with UwU most :33 austewe >_> sanctimony ^.^ she -accomplish'd; x3 and, there ÚwÚ wesiding, x3 the :33 tendewnyess of her ÚwÚ nyatuwe -ÚwÚ became >_< as :3 a prey to her gwief; uWu in uWu finye, UwU made :3 a gwoan of her >w< wast -:33 bweath, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ she ^-^ sings uWu in UwU heaven. -uWu FIWST WOWD. How >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< justified? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu The stronger ÚwÚ pawt of >w< it ^.^ by her UwU own letters, which -x3 makes her ^-^ stowy true even to x3 the :33 point of her death. :3 Hew :33 death -itself, which couwd nyot be her ^.^ office to >_> say >_> is come, UwU was -x3 faithfuwwy >w< confiwm'd ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ wectow of x3 the ;;w;; pwace. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_< Hath x3 the xDD Count aww ÚwÚ this intelligence? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD pawticuwaw OwO confiwmations, :33 point from -UwU point, to x3 the full awming of x3 the >_> vewity. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am UwU heawtiwy sowwy :3 that he'ww be uWu gwad of UwU this. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. How >w< mightiwy x3 sometimes ^.^ we >_< make >_> us UwU comfowts of UwU ouw -:33 wosses! -uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD And >w< how >w< mightiwy x3 some othew times ^.^ we x3 dwown UwU ouw ^.^ gain uWu in -:3 teaws! uWu The great dignity :3 that :33 his valour hath OwO hewe >_< acquiw'd fow -^.^ him UwU shaww uWu at ^.^ home be encount'wed with :3 a ^-^ shame >_< as ample. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu The uWu web of UwU ouw >w< wife >_> is of :3 a >w< mingwed yawn, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and :33 iww -together. Our uWu viwtues ^.^ wouwd be OwO pwoud >_> if UwU ouw :33 fauwts x3 whipt them -x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw crimes ^.^ wouwd despair >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot chewish'd ^.^ by -UwU ouw virtues. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -How ^.^ nyow? :3 Whewe's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? -SEWVANT. >w< He >w< met x3 the >w< Duke uWu in x3 the stweet, siw; of ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he hath :33 taken -:3 a solemn >_< weave. ÚwÚ His OwO wowdship xDD wiww :3 nyext mownying fow Fwance. uWu The ->w< Duke hath :33 offewed ^.^ him x3 wettews of commendations to x3 the ;;w;; King. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ They UwU shaww be nyo ^.^ mowe than needful thewe, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe -^.^ mowe than ;;w;; they ^.^ can commend. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ They ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ too x3 sweet fow x3 the >_< King's tawtnyess. ->_> Hewe's :33 his OwO wowdship now. - -Entew >_> BEWTWAM - -How now, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 is't nyot ÚwÚ aftew midnyight? -BERTRAM. UwU I uWu have ^.^ to-nyight x3 dispatch'd :33 sixteen businesses, :3 a month's -:33 wength ^-^ apiece; ^.^ by >w< an abstract of success: UwU I uWu have x3 congied with x3 the -;;w;; Duke, donye x3 my xDD adieu with :33 his >_> nyeawest; buried :3 a :3 wife, mouwn'd fow ->w< hew; ^-^ wwit to x3 my uWu wady mothew UwU I ^w^ am wetuwnying; entertain'd x3 my -convoy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ between these :33 main x3 pawcews of dispatch :33 effected UwU many ->_< nyicew UwU nyeeds. uWu The >w< wast UwU was x3 the greatest, >_> but :3 that UwU I uWu have nyot >_< ended ->_> yet. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ;;w;; If x3 the business be of xDD any difficulty ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this mownying -x3 youw :3 depawtuwe hence, >w< it uWu wequiwes ^.^ haste of x3 youw wowdship. -BERTRAM. UwU I >_> mean x3 the business >_> is nyot ended, >_< as feawing to hear of >w< it -x3 heweaftew. OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ this UwU diawogue ^-^ between x3 the uWu Foow ÚwÚ and -x3 the Sowdiew? ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing fowth ÚwÚ this OwO countewfeit moduwe >_> has ->_> deceiv'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a uWu doubwe-meanying :3 pwophesiew. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Bring ^.^ him forth. UwU [Exeunt :3 SOWDIEWS] x3 Has sat :33 i' x3 th' -stocks aww night, poor OwO gawwant knave. -BERTRAM. No mattew; :33 his heels uWu have OwO desewv'd :33 it, uWu in usuwping :33 his -:33 spuws UwU so wong. How does ^.^ he carry :33 himsewf? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I uWu have told x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD awweady x3 the stocks carry -^.^ him. OwO But to answew xDD you >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd be understood: ^.^ he ^.^ weeps ^.^ wike -:3 a OwO wench :3 that xDD had x3 shed her miwk; ^.^ he hath >_> confess'd >_< himsewf to -ÚwÚ Mowgan, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he supposes to be :3 a >_< fwiaw, from x3 the time of :33 his -wemembwance to ÚwÚ this xDD vewy x3 instant xDD disastew of :33 his >w< setting :33 i' x3 th' -^w^ stocks. xDD And >_> what think xDD you ^.^ he hath :3 confess'd? -BERTRAM. Nyothing of uWu me, >_> has >_< 'a? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ÚwÚ His >_> confession >_> is >_< taken, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be ^w^ wead to :33 his -face; >_> if x3 youw OwO wowdship be OwO in't, >_< as UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD you awe, xDD you ^w^ must -uWu have x3 the uWu patience to hear :3 it. - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and -uWu FIWST ;;w;; SOWDIEW >_< as ^.^ intewpwetew - -BERTRAM. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon x3 him! x3 muffwed! >w< He ^.^ can >_> say >_< nyothing of x3 me. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. H-Hush, UwU hush! :3 Hoodman ^w^ comes. Portotartarossa. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >w< He ;;w;; cawws fow x3 the tortures. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you >_> say ^-^ without -OwO 'em? -PAROLLES. UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess >_> what UwU I ^.^ knyow ^-^ without UwU constwaint; >_> if OwO ye -pinch ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ pasty, UwU I ^.^ can >_> say nyo more. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ^.^ Bosko >w< chimuwcho. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO Bobwibindo xDD chicuwmuwco. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. YOU OwO awe :3 a mewcifuw genyewaw. Our General UwU bids xDD you -answew to >_> what UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask xDD you x3 out of :3 a note. -PAROLLES. xDD And OwO twuwy, >_< as UwU I UwU hope to wive. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. 'First ;;w;; demand of ^.^ him >w< how UwU many UwU howse x3 the >w< Duke >_> is -^w^ stwong.' >_> What >_> say xDD you to ^-^ that? -PAROLLES. :3 Five ow six :33 thousand; >_> but xDD vewy xDD weak ÚwÚ and UwU unsewviceabwe. -uWu The troops OwO awe aww scattewed, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< commandews xDD vewy poor -;;w;; wogues, ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< weputation ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwedit, ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I UwU hope to wive. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Shall UwU I uWu set down x3 youw answew so? -PAROLLES. >w< Do; I'll OwO take x3 the sacwament on :3 't, >w< how ÚwÚ and which uWu way xDD you -:33 wiww. -BERTRAM. ^-^ Aww's one to ^.^ him. >_> What :3 a ^w^ past-saving ;;w;; swave >_> is x3 this! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Y'awe ^.^ deceiv'd, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; Monsieuw Parolles, -x3 the OwO gawwant xDD miwitawist-that UwU was :33 his UwU own phrase-that xDD had x3 the whole -^-^ theowic of >w< waw uWu in x3 the >_< knyot of :33 his OwO scawf, ÚwÚ and x3 the pwactice uWu in x3 the -chape of :33 his >w< daggew. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 twust :3 a x3 man again fow ^w^ keeping :33 his xDD swowd -cwean; nor ^-^ bewieve ^.^ he ^.^ can uWu have evewything uWu in ^.^ him ^.^ by UwU weawing :33 his -apparel nyeatwy. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ that's uWu set down. -PAROLLES. ^-^ 'Five ow six thousand UwU howse' UwU I OwO said-I xDD wiww >_> say UwU twue- :3 'ow -thereabouts' uWu set ;;w;; down, fow I'll speak truth. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. He's xDD vewy nyeaw x3 the uWu twuth uWu in UwU this. -BERTRAM. OwO But UwU I UwU con ^.^ him nyo thanks for't uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ he xDD dewivews :3 it. -PAROLLES. 'Poor uWu wogues' UwU I pray xDD you :3 say. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ that's uWu set down. -PAROLLES. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank UwU you, sir. ^-^ A ^-^ twuth's :3 a truth-the rogues OwO awe -marvellous :3 poow. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. 'Demand of ^.^ him of >_> what ÚwÚ stwength ;;w;; they OwO awe a-foot.' ->_> What >_> say xDD you to ^-^ that? -PAROLLES. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^w^ siw, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ^-^ houw, UwU I -xDD wiww tell true. Let ;;w;; me OwO see: Spuwio, :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and ^.^ fifty; -UwU Sebastian, UwU so UwU many; ;;w;; Cowambus, UwU so UwU many; >w< Jaques, UwU so UwU many; ^.^ Guiwtian, -Cosmo, Lodowick, ÚwÚ and Gwatii, >w< two :3 hundwed :33 fifty >_> each; >_< minye UwU own -xDD company, Chitophew, Vaumond, ^w^ Bentii, >w< two :3 hundwed :33 fifty >_> each; UwU so -:3 that x3 the muster-file, wotten ÚwÚ and sound, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, amounts nyot -to >_< fifteen thousand >_< poww; half of x3 the which dawe nyot ;;w;; shake x3 the ->w< snyow from x3 off uWu theiw UwU cassocks xDD west ;;w;; they ;;w;; shake x3 themsewves to -x3 pieces. -BERTRAM. >_> What UwU shaww be donye to him? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU Nyothing, >_> but wet ^.^ him uWu have :33 thanks. xDD Demand of ^.^ him x3 my -^w^ condition, ÚwÚ and >_> what cwedit UwU I uWu have with x3 the uWu Duke. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ that's uWu set down. >_< 'You UwU shaww ;;w;; demand of ^.^ him ->w< whethew one uWu Captain Dumain be :33 i' x3 th' :3 camp, :3 a xDD Fwenchman; >_> what :33 his ->_< weputation >_> is with x3 the ;;w;; Duke, >_> what :33 his uWu vawouw, :3 honyesty, ;;w;; expewtnyess -uWu in x3 waws; ow >w< whethew ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >w< it :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ possibwe, with -:33 weww-weighing uWu sums of ^.^ gowd, to corrupt ^.^ him to :3 a ÚwÚ wevowt.' >_> What >_> say -xDD you to :3 this? >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow of :33 it? -PAROLLES. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet ;;w;; me answew to x3 the xDD pawticuwaw of x3 the -inter'gatories. xDD Demand them singly. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this uWu Captain ÚwÚ Dumain? -PAROLLES. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 him: xDD 'a UwU was :3 a botcher's xDD pwentice uWu in >_< Pawis, from ->_> whence ^.^ he UwU was x3 whipt fow UwU getting x3 the shwieve's >w< foow with chiwd-a -UwU dumb innocent :3 that couwd nyot >_> say ^.^ him nyay. -BERTRAM. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, howd x3 youw hands; ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his -brains OwO awe forfeit to x3 the :3 nyext tiwe :3 that ^w^ fawws. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, >_> is ÚwÚ this UwU captain uWu in x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Fwowence's -camp? -PAROLLES. >_> Upon x3 my ^-^ knyowwedge, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and lousy. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Nyay, wook nyot UwU so ;;w;; upon OwO me; ^.^ we UwU shaww hear of x3 youw -OwO wowdship x3 anyon. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> What >_> is :33 his >_< weputation with x3 the Duke? -PAROLLES. uWu The >w< Duke xDD knyows ^.^ him fow nyo othew >_> but :3 a poor officer of -minye; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwit to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this othew day to turn ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU band. -UwU I think UwU I uWu have :33 his >_> wettew uWu in x3 my ^-^ pocket. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. OwO Mawwy, we'll seawch. -PAROLLES. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good xDD sadnyess, UwU I UwU do nyot know; xDD eithew >w< it >_> is there ow >w< it ->_> is ;;w;; upon :3 a file with x3 the Duke's othew x3 wettews uWu in x3 my uWu tent. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Hewe ÚwÚ 'tis; hewe's :3 a ^.^ papew. Shall UwU I ^w^ wead >w< it to you? -PAROLLES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow >_> if >w< it be >w< it ow >w< nyo. -BERTRAM. Our ^.^ intewpwetew does >w< it well. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu Excewwentwy. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. [Weads] 'Dian, x3 the OwO Count's :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and full of ->_> gowd.' -PAROLLES. :33 That >_> is nyot x3 the Duke's letter, siw; :3 that >_> is >w< an -:33 advewtisement to :3 a OwO pwopew >_< maid uWu in >_< Fwowence, one OwO Dianya, to OwO take -:3 heed of x3 the ÚwÚ awwuwement of one xDD Count :33 Wousiwwon, :3 a >_< foowish idle -^-^ boy, >_> but fow aww :3 that xDD vewy UwU wuttish. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, put >w< it x3 up -;;w;; again. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Nyay, I'll ^w^ wead >w< it xDD fiwst ^.^ by x3 youw UwU favouw. -PAROLLES. OwO My meaning OwO in't, UwU I protest, UwU was xDD vewy xDD honyest uWu in x3 the behawf -of x3 the >_> maid; fow UwU I UwU knyew x3 the xDD young xDD Count to be :3 a uWu dangewous ÚwÚ and -OwO wascivious ^-^ boy, who >_> is :3 a OwO whawe to ^-^ viwginyity, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ devouws x3 up aww -x3 the fwy >w< it >_> finds. -BERTRAM. Damnable ^w^ both-sides UwU wogue! -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. [Weads] -^-^ 'When ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws oaths, bid ^.^ him >_< dwop ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and OwO take uWu it; ->w< Aftew ^.^ he uWu scowes, ^.^ he >_< nyevew >w< pays x3 the >_< scowe. ->_> Hawf ^.^ won >_> is >_< match weww ÚwÚ made; ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and weww >_< make uWu it; ->w< He ^w^ nye'ew >w< pays after-debts, OwO take >w< it befowe. -xDD And >_> say :3 a sowdiew, OwO Dian, told uWu thee :33 this: -OwO Men OwO awe to uWu meww OwO with, >_< boys OwO awe nyot to >_< kiss; -For ;;w;; count of uWu this, x3 the OwO Count's :3 a x3 foow, UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 it, -Who >w< pays x3 befowe, >_> but nyot when ^.^ he does >_> owe :3 it. -Thinye, >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ vow'd to uWu thee uWu in ^.^ thinye eaw, -PAWOWWES.' -BERTRAM. >w< He UwU shaww be x3 whipt ^w^ thwough x3 the ^.^ awmy with ÚwÚ this ^-^ whyme in's -forehead. -uWu FIWST WOWD. This >_> is x3 youw xDD devoted fwiend, ^w^ siw, x3 the manyifowd -winguist, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ amnyipotent OwO sowdiew. -BERTRAM. UwU I couwd OwO enduwe ;;w;; anything >w< befowe >_> but :3 a cat, ÚwÚ and nyow uWu he's :3 a -:33 cat to x3 me. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. UwU I ÚwÚ pewceive, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by UwU ouw General's :33 wooks ^.^ we UwU shaww be ->_> fain to ^w^ hang OwO you. -PAROLLES. OwO My :3 wife, ^w^ siw, uWu in xDD any ^w^ case! ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid to >_> die, ->_> but :3 that, x3 my :3 offences ^.^ being UwU many, UwU I ^.^ wouwd wepent x3 out x3 the -^.^ wemaindew of :33 nyatuwe. Let ;;w;; me x3 wive, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a :33 dungeon, :33 i' x3 th' -uWu stocks, ow anywhere, UwU so UwU I OwO may wive. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ We'ww >_> see >_> what OwO may be :33 donye, UwU so xDD you x3 confess ÚwÚ fweewy; -OwO thewefowe, >_> once ^.^ mowe to ÚwÚ this uWu Captain ^.^ Dumain: xDD you uWu have x3 answew'd to -:33 his >_< weputation with x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ÚwÚ and to :33 his :3 vawouw; >_> what >_> is :33 his ->_< honyesty? -PAROLLES. >w< He xDD wiww steal, ^w^ siw, >w< an >_> egg x3 out of :3 a >_> cwoistew; fow OwO wapes -ÚwÚ and ravishments ^.^ he ;;w;; pawawwews Nessus. >w< He >_< pwofesses nyot ^w^ keeping of -:3 oaths; uWu in breaking x3 'em ^.^ he >_> is stronger than ^w^ Hewcuwes. >w< He xDD wiww wie, -^w^ siw, with xDD such ^.^ vowubiwity :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd think uWu twuth :3 wewe :3 a xDD foow. -x3 Dwunkennyess >_> is :33 his best virtue, fow ^.^ he xDD wiww be OwO swinye-dwunk; ÚwÚ and -uWu in :33 his :33 sweep ^.^ he does xDD wittwe >w< hawm, :3 save to :33 his bedcwothes about -him; >_> but ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow :33 his :33 conditions ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ him uWu in stwaw. UwU I uWu have ->_> but xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe to say, ^w^ siw, of :33 his x3 honyesty. >w< He >_> has evewything -:3 that >w< an xDD honyest x3 man >_> shouwd nyot uWu have; >_> what >w< an xDD honyest x3 man >_> shouwd -uWu have ^.^ he >_> has OwO nyothing. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I x3 begin to wuv ^.^ him fow UwU this. -BERTRAM. For ÚwÚ this description of ^.^ thinye >_< honyesty? ^-^ A uWu pox ;;w;; upon x3 him! For -uWu me, uWu he's ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :3 a >_< cat. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> What >_> say xDD you to :33 his ;;w;; expewtnyess uWu in ;;w;; waw? -PAROLLES. Faith, ^w^ siw, >_> has x3 wed x3 the drum >w< befowe x3 the :3 Engwish -xDD twagedians-to belie ^.^ him UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot-and ^.^ mowe of :33 his :3 sowdiew-ship -UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, :33 except uWu in :3 that countwy ^.^ he xDD had x3 the honour to be x3 the -officer uWu at :3 a :33 pwace there ^w^ cawwed Miwe-end to instwuct fow x3 the -UwU doubwing of ÚwÚ fiwes-I ^.^ wouwd UwU do x3 the x3 man >_> what honour UwU I UwU can-but of -ÚwÚ this UwU I ^w^ am nyot cewtain. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He hath UwU out-viwwain'd xDD viwwainy UwU so uWu faw :3 that x3 the rarity -wedeems ^.^ him. -BERTRAM. ^-^ A uWu pox on x3 him! uWu he's :3 a :33 cat xDD stiww. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ His :33 quawities ^.^ being uWu at ÚwÚ this poor >_< pwice, UwU I >_< nyeed nyot -to ^w^ ask xDD you >_> if gowd xDD wiww corrupt ^.^ him to revolt. -PAROLLES. UwU Siw, fow :3 a cawdecue ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; seww x3 the >_> fee-simpwe of :33 his -sawvation, x3 the inheritance of uWu it; ÚwÚ and :3 cut x3 th' :3 entaiw from aww ->_< wemaindews ÚwÚ and :3 a pewpetuaw ^.^ succession fow >w< it >_> pewpetuawwy. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. x3 What's :33 his brother, x3 the othew uWu Captain ÚwÚ Dumain? -uWu FIWST WOWD. Why does ^.^ he ^w^ ask ^.^ him of me? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. x3 What's uWu he? -PAROLLES. E'en :3 a x3 cwow ^.^ o' x3 th' same nyest; nyot ;;w;; awtogethew UwU so great >_< as -x3 the xDD fiwst uWu in ^-^ goodnyess, >_> but :33 gweatew :3 a great deal uWu in evil. >w< He -:3 excews :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew fow :3 a ^-^ cowawd; yet :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is weputed one -of x3 the best :3 that >w< is. ^w^ In :3 a ;;w;; wetweat ^.^ he outwuns xDD any >w< wackey: marry, -uWu in xDD coming on ^.^ he >_> has x3 the cramp. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; If x3 youw >w< wife be ^-^ saved, xDD wiww xDD you undewtake to ÚwÚ betway -x3 the :3 Fwowentinye? -PAROLLES. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Captain of :33 his >_< Howse, xDD Count ^.^ Wousiwwon. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. I'll whisper with x3 the Genyewaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow :33 his -pleasure. -PAROLLES. :3 [Aside] I'll nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; dwumming. ^-^ A pwague of aww >_< dwums! -Onwy to xDD seem to OwO desewve weww, ÚwÚ and to beguile x3 the supposition of -:3 that OwO wascivious xDD young ;;w;; boy x3 the ^.^ Count, uWu have UwU I >w< wun x3 into ÚwÚ this danger. -ÚwÚ Yet who ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< suspected >w< an ^-^ ambush :3 whewe UwU I UwU was :33 taken? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ wemedy, ^w^ siw, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must die. -uWu The General ;;w;; says xDD you :3 that uWu have UwU so twaitowouswy discuvw'd x3 the -^w^ secwets of x3 youw xDD awmy, ÚwÚ and UwU made xDD such ÚwÚ pestifewous ÚwÚ wepowts of ;;w;; men -xDD vewy ;;w;; nyobwy x3 hewd, ^.^ can serve x3 the wowwd fow nyo xDD honyest use; >_< thewefowe -xDD you ^w^ must die. ^.^ Come, ^w^ headsman, of with :33 his >_> head. -PAROLLES. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, wet ;;w;; me x3 wive, ow wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 my ;;w;; death! -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :33 That UwU shaww UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw OwO weave of aww x3 youw -fwiends. [Unmuffling >w< him] ^w^ So wook about uWu you; ^.^ knyow xDD you xDD any hewe? -BERTRAM. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Captain. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess UwU you, uWu Captain ^w^ Pawowwes. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Captain. -uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD Captain, >_> what :3 gweeting xDD wiww xDD you to x3 my Lord Lafeu? UwU I ^w^ am -fow Fwance. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ Good xDD Captain, xDD wiww xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me :3 a copy of x3 the sonnet -xDD you ^-^ wwit to Diana uWu in behawf of x3 the xDD Count Wousiwwon? ^-^ An UwU I :3 wewe nyot -:3 a xDD vewy x3 cowawd ;;w;; I'd compel >w< it of uWu you; >_> but ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -Exeunt >_> BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> You OwO awe >_< undonye, xDD Captain, aww >_> but x3 youw scarf; :3 that ->_> has :3 a >_< knyot on 't >_> yet. -PAROLLES. Who ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ cwush'd with :3 a x3 pwot? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; If xDD you couwd find x3 out :3 a countwy :3 whewe >_> but x3 women :3 wewe -:3 that xDD had uWu weceived UwU so much UwU shame, xDD you ^w^ might x3 begin >w< an ^w^ impudent -nyation. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww, siw; UwU I ^w^ am fow Fwance :3 too; ^.^ we UwU shaww speak of -xDD you :33 thewe. uWu Exit with SOLDIERS -PAROLLES. ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I UwU thankfuw. ;;w;; If x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe ^.^ gweat, -;;w;; 'Twouwd burst uWu at UwU this. uWu Captain I'll be nyo mowe; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu eat, ÚwÚ and dwink, ÚwÚ and :33 sweep >_< as soft -;;w;; As UwU captain >_< shaww. >w< Simpwy x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^w^ am -Shall >_< make ;;w;; me wive. Who xDD knyows >_< himsewf :3 a :3 bwaggawt, -Let ^.^ him feaw >_< this; fow >w< it xDD wiww come to pass -:33 That every braggart UwU shaww be >_> found >w< an ass. ->w< Wust, ^-^ swowd; coow, bwushes; x3 and, Parolles, ^w^ wive -;;w;; Safest uWu in ;;w;; shame. uWu Being ^-^ foow'd, ^.^ by x3 foow'wy :33 thwive. ->_> Thewe's :33 pwace ÚwÚ and means fow every x3 man alive. -I'll ÚwÚ aftew OwO them. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT IV >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -uWu The WIDOW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew x3 HEWENyA, WIDOW, ÚwÚ and >_< DIANyA - -HEWENyA. :33 That xDD you OwO may weww >_> pewceive UwU I uWu have nyot wrong'd you! -x3 Onye of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest uWu in x3 the Christian wowwd -Shall be x3 my surety; fore x3 whose >_< thwonye UwU 'tis needful, -Ere UwU I ^.^ can :3 pewfect >_< minye >w< intents, to knyeew. -^-^ Time UwU was UwU I uWu did ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ desiwed office, ->_< Deaw almost >_< as :33 his :33 wife; which ^-^ gwatitude -^.^ Thwough flinty Tawtaw's ^w^ bosom ^.^ wouwd xDD peep ^-^ fowth, -xDD And answew 'Thanks.' UwU I :33 duwy ^w^ am inform'd -ÚwÚ His Gwace >_> is uWu at uWu Mawseiwwes, to which :33 pwace -We uWu have UwU convenyient OwO convoy. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ knyow -UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ supposed uWu dead. uWu The ^.^ awmy >_> bweaking, -OwO My :33 husband xDD hies ^.^ him ÚwÚ home; where, heaven OwO aiding, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the OwO weave of x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd x3 the OwO King, -^-^ We'ww be >w< befowe UwU ouw x3 wewcome. -uWu WIDOW. ^w^ Gentwe UwU madam, ->_> You >_< nyevew xDD had :3 a xDD sewvant to x3 whose :33 twust -uWu Youw business UwU was ^.^ mowe x3 wewcome. -HEWENyA. x3 Nyow UwU you, ^-^ mistwess, -^w^ Evew :3 a :33 fwiend x3 whose >_< thoughts ^.^ mowe :33 twuwy labour -;;w;; To recompense x3 youw love. Doubt nyot >_> but heaven ->_< Hath ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me x3 up to be x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's dowew, -;;w;; As >w< it hath :3 fated her to be x3 my motive -xDD And helper to :3 a husband. But, x3 O ;;w;; stwange :3 men! -:33 That ^.^ can xDD such x3 sweet use >_< make of >_> what ;;w;; they hate, -x3 When ^w^ saucy >_< twusting of x3 the OwO cozen'd >_< thoughts -^.^ Defiwes x3 the xDD pitchy OwO nyight. ^w^ So lust xDD doth :33 pway -With >_> what >w< it loathes, fow :3 that which >_> is xDD away. -OwO But ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. >_< You, OwO Dianya, -;;w;; Undew x3 my poor instructions yet ^w^ must suffew -xDD Something uWu in x3 my ^.^ behawf. -DIANyA. Let :33 death ÚwÚ and honesty -Go with x3 youw ;;w;; impositions, UwU I ^w^ am >_> youws ->_> Upon x3 youw xDD wiww to :33 suffew. -HEWENyA. Yet, UwU I pray xDD you: -OwO But with x3 the ;;w;; wowd x3 the time xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing on summer, -x3 When bwiews UwU shaww uWu have >w< weaves >_< as weww >_< as thorns -xDD And be >_< as x3 sweet >_< as sharp. We ^w^ must :3 away; -Our ^w^ waggon >_> is prepar'd, ÚwÚ and time revives >_> us. -^-^ Aww's Weww :3 that Ends ^-^ Weww. UwU Stiww x3 the finye's x3 the crown. -ÚwÚ Whate'ew x3 the course, x3 the >w< end >_> is x3 the ^w^ wenyown. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT IV >w< SCENyE 5. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew uWu COUNTESS, OwO WAFEU, ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -UwU WAFEU. :3 Nyo, no, no, >_< son UwU was ;;w;; miswed with :3 a ^.^ snyipt-taffeta fewwow -thewe, x3 whose ÚwÚ viwwainyous x3 saffwon ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made aww x3 the unbak'd -ÚwÚ and doughy :33 youth of :3 a nation uWu in :33 his :3 cowouw. uWu Youw daughter-in-law -xDD had :33 been ^.^ awive uWu at ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< son OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home, ^.^ mowe ->w< advanc'd ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King than ^.^ by :3 that >_> wed-taiw'd UwU humbwe-bee UwU I speak -uWu of. -COUNTESS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had nyot ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ him. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the :33 death of x3 the UwU most -virtuous :33 gentwewoman :3 that OwO evew ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD had praise fow :3 cweating. ;;w;; If -^.^ she xDD had ÚwÚ pawtaken of x3 my OwO fwesh, ÚwÚ and >_> cost ;;w;; me x3 the deawest groans of :3 a -x3 mothew. UwU I couwd nyot uWu have >_> owed her :3 a ^.^ mowe rooted love. -UwU WAFEU. >_< 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU wady, uWu 'twas :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> wady. We OwO may pick :3 a thousand -UwU sawwets ere ^.^ we >w< wight on xDD such anyothew herb. -uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she UwU was x3 the sweet-marjoram of x3 the sallet, or, -UwU wathew, x3 the OwO hewb of grace. -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ They OwO awe nyot ^.^ sawwet-hewbs, xDD you knave; ;;w;; they OwO awe nyose-hewbs. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ am nyo great ;;w;; Nyebuchadnyezzaw, siw; UwU I uWu have nyot much :3 skiww uWu in -grass. -UwU WAFEU. Whethew dost xDD thou pwofess thyself-a x3 knyave ow :3 a ^.^ foow? -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ A x3 foow, ^w^ siw, uWu at :3 a xDD woman's sewvice, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 knyave uWu at :3 a man's. -UwU WAFEU. uWu Youw distinction? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU cozen x3 the x3 man of :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU do :33 his service. -UwU WAFEU. ^w^ So xDD you :3 wewe :3 a x3 knyave uWu at :33 his sewvice, indeed. -uWu CWOWN. xDD And UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give :33 his >w< wife x3 my :33 baubwe, ^w^ siw, to UwU do her service. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I xDD wiww uWu subscwibe fow ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou awt both x3 knyave ÚwÚ and xDD foow. -uWu CWOWN. At x3 youw service. -UwU WAFEU. :3 Nyo, no, >w< nyo. -uWu CWOWN. Why, ^w^ siw, >_> if UwU I ;;w;; cannyot serve UwU you, UwU I ^.^ can serve >_< as great :3 a ->_> pwince >_< as xDD you x3 awe. -UwU WAFEU. Who's ^-^ that? ^-^ A Frenchman? -uWu CWOWN. Faith, ^w^ siw, xDD 'a >_> has >w< an :3 Engwish UwU nyame; >_> but :33 his fisnyomy >_> is ^.^ mowe ->w< hottew uWu in Fwance than :33 thewe. -UwU WAFEU. >_> What >_> pwince >_> is ^-^ that? -uWu CWOWN. uWu The ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, siw; ^w^ awias, x3 the Prince of uWu Dawknyess; ^w^ awias, -x3 the deviw. -UwU WAFEU. :33 Howd ÚwÚ thee, there's x3 my purse. UwU I UwU give uWu thee nyot ÚwÚ this to ^.^ suggest -uWu thee from >w< thy >_< mastew xDD thou >_> tawk'st OwO of; serve ^.^ him xDD stiww. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_< woodwand fewwow, ^w^ siw, :3 that awways xDD wuvd :3 a great x3 fiwe; -ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< mastew UwU I speak of OwO evew keeps :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> fiwe. But, x3 suwe, ^.^ he ->_> is x3 the >_> pwince of x3 the wowwd; wet :33 his >_> nyobiwity wemain in's >_< couwt. UwU I -^w^ am fow x3 the ;;w;; house with x3 the nyawwow >_< gate, which UwU I OwO take to be ^w^ too -xDD wittwe fow pomp to enter. ;;w;; Some :3 that humble x3 themsewves ;;w;; may; >_> but -x3 the UwU many xDD wiww be ^w^ too chiww ÚwÚ and UwU tendew: ÚwÚ and they'ww be fow x3 the -flow'ry uWu way :3 that weads to x3 the >_< bwoad uWu gate ÚwÚ and x3 the great >_> fiwe. -UwU WAFEU. Go >w< thy >w< ways, UwU I x3 begin to be >_> aweawy of ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and UwU I tell uWu thee -UwU so x3 befowe, uWu because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot faww x3 out with thee. Go >w< thy x3 ways; -wet x3 my :3 howses be weww >_> wook'd ^.^ to, ^-^ without xDD any ^w^ twicks. -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If UwU I put xDD any tricks ;;w;; upon 'em, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they UwU shaww be :3 jades' -twicks, which OwO awe uWu theiw UwU own >w< wight ^.^ by x3 the law of :33 nyatuwe. -uWu Exit -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A shrewd ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and >w< an >w< unhappy. -COUNTESS. ^w^ So xDD 'a >w< is. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ^w^ that's >_> gonye UwU made >_< himsewf much spowt -x3 out of ^.^ him. ^-^ By :33 his ÚwÚ authowity ^.^ he remains UwU hewe, which ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >_> is -:3 a OwO patent fow :33 his :3 saucinyess; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he >_> has nyo pace, >_> but wuns -:3 whewe ^.^ he :33 wiww. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him well; UwU 'tis nyot ;;w;; amiss. xDD And UwU I UwU was about to tell -UwU you, xDD since UwU I heard of x3 the ÚwÚ good >_> wady's UwU death, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my ;;w;; wowd -x3 youw >_< son UwU was ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ wetuwn ^.^ home, UwU I ^-^ muvd x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >_< mastew to -speak uWu in x3 the behawf of x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; ^w^ which, uWu in x3 the ^-^ minyowity of -them xDD both, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty x3 out of :3 a ^-^ sewf-gwacious wemembwance uWu did -xDD fiwst propose. ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess hath pwomis'd ;;w;; me to UwU do uWu it; x3 and, to -ÚwÚ stop x3 up x3 the >_< dispweasuwe ^.^ he hath ^-^ conceived OwO against x3 youw x3 son, there ->_> is nyo fitter :3 mattew. How does x3 youw >w< wadyship ^.^ wike :33 it? -COUNTESS. With xDD vewy much UwU content, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it happily -x3 effected. -UwU WAFEU. ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess x3 comes x3 post from uWu Mawseiwwes, of >_< as able >w< body >_< as -when ^.^ he nyumbew'd xDD thiwty; xDD 'a xDD wiww be OwO hewe ^.^ to-mowwow, ow UwU I ^w^ am ->_> deceiv'd ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 that uWu in xDD such ^.^ intewwigence hath seldom OwO faiw'd. -COUNTESS. ^.^ It :3 wejoices ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him ere UwU I die. -UwU I uWu have x3 wettews :3 that x3 my >_< son xDD wiww be OwO hewe to-night. UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech -x3 youw OwO wowdship to wemain with ;;w;; me x3 taw ;;w;; they :3 meet together. -UwU WAFEU. uWu Madam, UwU I UwU was uWu thinking with >_> what ^w^ mannyews UwU I ^w^ might >w< safewy be ->w< admitted. -COUNTESS. >_> You >_< nyeed >_> but pwead x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe >_< pwiviwege. -UwU WAFEU. Lady, of :3 that UwU I uWu have UwU made :3 a bold charter; but, UwU I >_> thank x3 my -:33 God, >w< it ÚwÚ howds >_> yet. - -^.^ We-entew CWOWN - -uWu CWOWN. x3 O UwU madam, >_> yondew's x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son with :3 a patch of vewvet -UwU on's face; >w< whethew there be :3 a ^-^ scaw :33 undew 't ow no, x3 the vewvet -OwO knyows; >_> but UwU 'tis :3 a xDD goodwy patch of uWu vewvet. ÚwÚ His left >_< cheek >_> is :3 a ->_< cheek of >w< two ^.^ piwe ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD hawf, >_> but :33 his >w< wight >_< cheek >_> is wown xDD bawe. -UwU WAFEU. ^-^ A ^-^ scaw ;;w;; nyobwy OwO got, ow :3 a x3 nyobwe scar, >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good wiv'wy of -honour; UwU so ;;w;; bewike >_> is x3 that. -uWu CWOWN. OwO But >w< it >_> is x3 youw carbonado'd ;;w;; face. -UwU WAFEU. Let >_> us OwO go >_> see x3 youw x3 son, UwU I pray uWu you; -UwU I ^-^ wong to tawk with x3 the xDD young x3 nyobwe OwO sowdiew. -uWu CWOWN. Faith, there's :3 a ^.^ dozen of 'em, with xDD dewicate OwO finye >_> hats, ÚwÚ and -UwU most ^-^ couwteous ^w^ feathews, which bow x3 the >_> head ÚwÚ and nod uWu at every man. -Exeunt - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -OwO Mawseiwwes. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew x3 HEWENyA, WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANA, with >w< two OwO ATTENDANTS - -HEWENyA. OwO But ÚwÚ this :33 exceeding UwU posting day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight -:3 Must ^-^ weaw x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits ^w^ wow; ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp :3 it. -OwO But xDD since xDD you uWu have UwU made x3 the OwO days ÚwÚ and :33 nyights >_< as one, -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw x3 youw ^-^ gentwe x3 wimbs uWu in x3 my ^-^ affaiws, -^w^ Be bold xDD you UwU do UwU so gwow uWu in x3 my wequitaw -;;w;; As >_< nyothing ^.^ can unroot OwO you. - -Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -^w^ In ^w^ happy xDD time! -This x3 man OwO may OwO hewp ;;w;; me to :33 his :33 Majesty's eaw, -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd spend :33 his UwU powew. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir. -OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And OwO you. -HEWENyA. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD you uWu in x3 the court of Fwance. -OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 sometimes :33 thewe. -HEWENyA. UwU I UwU do pwesume, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you OwO awe nyot fall'n -Fwom x3 the wepowt :3 that xDD goes ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 goodnyess; -xDD And OwO thewefowe, ;;w;; goaded with UwU most ^-^ shawp UwU occasions, ->_< Which uWu way UwU nyice ^w^ mannyews UwU by, UwU I put xDD you to -uWu The use of x3 youw UwU own viwtues, fow x3 the which -UwU I UwU shaww >w< continyue UwU thankfuw. -OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? -HEWENyA. :33 That >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease xDD you -;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ this poor x3 petition to x3 the uWu King; -xDD And >_> aid ;;w;; me with :3 that OwO stowe of powew xDD you uWu have -;;w;; To come x3 into :33 his pwesence. -OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The >_< King's nyot hewe. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU hewe, UwU siw? -OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Nyot indeed. ->w< He >w< hence >w< wemov'd >w< wast night, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ mowe ^.^ haste -Than >_> is :33 his ÚwÚ use. -uWu WIDOW. Wowd, >w< how ^.^ we wose UwU ouw UwU pains! -HEWENyA. ^-^ Aww's Weww :33 That Ends Weww ^w^ yet, -;;w;; Though time xDD seem UwU so advewse ÚwÚ and means unfit. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, :33 whithew >_> is ^.^ he gone? -OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO Mawwy, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, to :33 Wousiwwon; -x3 Whithew UwU I ^w^ am uWu going. -HEWENyA. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, -Since xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to >_> see x3 the ^w^ King >w< befowe uWu me, ->_< Commend x3 the paper to :33 his >_> gwacious xDD hand; ->_< Which UwU I presume UwU shaww render xDD you nyo bwame, -OwO But rather >_< make xDD you >_> thank x3 youw ^w^ pains fow :3 it. -UwU I xDD wiww come ÚwÚ aftew xDD you with >_> what ÚwÚ good ^w^ speed -Our means xDD wiww >_< make >_> us means. -OwO GENTWEMAN. This I'll UwU do fow OwO you. -HEWENyA. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find >_> youwsewf to be weww >_< thank'd, -ÚwÚ Whate'ew ^w^ fawws more. We ^w^ must to UwU howse again; -^w^ Go, x3 go, pwovide. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V >w< SCENyE uWu 2. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The ^.^ innyew court of x3 the >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew CWOWN ÚwÚ and x3 PAWOWWES - -PAROLLES. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Monsieuw Lavache, UwU give x3 my Lord Wafeu ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. UwU I -uWu have ere now, ^w^ siw, :33 been xDD bettew ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, when UwU I uWu have hewd -:3 famiwiawity with ^-^ fweshew clothes; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am now, ^w^ siw, >_< muddied uWu in -Fowtunye's :3 mood, ÚwÚ and smell >_< somewhat >w< stwong of her >w< stwong -dispweasuwe. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, Fowtunye's >_< dispweasuwe >_> is >_> but swuttish, >_> if >w< it smell -UwU so >_< stwongwy >_< as xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st uWu of. UwU I xDD wiww henceforth eat nyo :33 fish -of Fowtunye's ;;w;; butt'wing. Prithee, UwU awwow x3 the ^.^ wind. -PAROLLES. Nyay, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot to ÚwÚ stop x3 youw nose, siw; UwU I x3 spake >_> but ^.^ by -:3 a metaphow. -uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, >_> if x3 youw xDD metaphow >w< stink, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop x3 my nose; ow -OwO against xDD any :33 man's metaphow. Prithee, get uWu thee fuwthew. -PAROLLES. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ dewivew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^.^ papew. -uWu CWOWN. x3 Foh! :33 pwithee stand xDD away. ^-^ A paper from Fowtunye's cwose-stoow -to UwU give to :3 a xDD nyobweman! Wook OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 comes himself. - -Entew LAFEU - -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a pur of :3 Fowtunye's, ^w^ siw, ow of Fowtunye's cat, >_> but nyot -:3 a :3 musk-cat, :3 that >_> has fall'n x3 into x3 the uncwean fishpond of her -displeasure, x3 and, >_< as ^.^ he says, >_> is >_< muddied uWu withaw. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, -use x3 the >_< cawp >_< as xDD you ;;w;; may; fow ^.^ he :33 wooks ^.^ wike :3 a OwO poow, :3 decayed, -ingenious, :33 foowish, rascally knave. UwU I UwU do pity :33 his distress -uWu in x3 my similes of comfort, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ him to x3 youw wowdship. -uWu Exit -PAROLLES. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ whom :33 Fowtunye hath ;;w;; cwuewwy ^-^ scwatch'd. -UwU WAFEU. xDD And >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me to ^-^ do? 'Tis ^w^ too wate to pare her ->_< nyaiws now. ^-^ Whewein uWu have xDD you OwO pwayed x3 the x3 knyave with ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 that -^.^ she >_> shouwd x3 scwatch UwU you, who of herself >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu wady ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd -nyot uWu have knyaves x3 thwive ^-^ wong :33 undew OwO hew? >_> Thewe's :3 a cawdecue fow -OwO you. Let x3 the justices >_< make xDD you ÚwÚ and :33 Fowtunye >_< fwiends; UwU I ^w^ am fow -othew business. -PAROLLES. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw honour to hear ;;w;; me one :3 singwe OwO wowd. -UwU WAFEU. >_> You ÚwÚ beg :3 a :3 singwe ÚwÚ penny mowe; come, xDD you UwU shaww xDD ha't; :3 save x3 youw -OwO wowd. -PAROLLES. OwO My :33 nyame, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >_> is ^w^ Pawowwes. -UwU WAFEU. >_> You ÚwÚ beg ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; wowd UwU then. Cox x3 my passion! UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ->w< hand. How does x3 youw drum? -PAROLLES. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, xDD you :3 wewe x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that >_> found x3 me. -UwU WAFEU. Was I, uWu in sooth? xDD And UwU I UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that wost thee. -PAROLLES. ^.^ It wies uWu in UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, to ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me uWu in x3 some gwace, fow -xDD you uWu did ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me OwO out. -UwU WAFEU. UwU Out ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, uWu knyave! uWu Dost xDD thou put ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me uWu at >_> once both x3 the -^.^ office of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 the devil? x3 Onye >_< bwings x3 the uWu in gwace, ÚwÚ and x3 the -othew >_< bwings uWu thee OwO out. x3 [Twumpets :3 sound] uWu The >_< King's >w< coming; UwU I -^.^ knyow ^.^ by :33 his x3 twumpets. Siwwah, ^.^ inquiwe further ÚwÚ aftew OwO me; UwU I xDD had -tawk of xDD you >w< wast OwO nyight. ;;w;; Though xDD you OwO awe :3 a >w< foow ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ knyave, xDD you -UwU shaww ^.^ eat. Go >w< to; x3 fowwow. -PAROLLES. UwU I praise ^w^ God fow OwO you. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -^.^ Wousiwwon. uWu The >_> COUNT'S ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING, uWu COUNTESS, OwO WAFEU, x3 the >w< two >_< FWENCH LORDS, with OwO ATTENDANTS - ->w< KING. We wost :3 a jewel of hew, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> esteem -Was UwU made much x3 poowew ^.^ by uWu it; >_> but x3 youw x3 son, -;;w;; As ^-^ mad uWu in >_> fowwy, wack'd x3 the sense to ^.^ knyow -:3 Hew estimation >_> home. -COUNTESS. 'Tis past, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; -xDD And UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to >_< make >w< it -Nyatuwaw ^-^ webewwion, donye :33 i' x3 th' bwaze of youth, -x3 When oiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwe, ^w^ too >w< stwong fow OwO weason's fowce, -^.^ O'ewbeaws >w< it ÚwÚ and buwns :3 on. ->w< KING. OwO My :3 honyouw'd UwU wady, -UwU I uWu have :3 fowgiven ÚwÚ and :3 fowgotten aww; -;;w;; Though x3 my :33 wevenges :3 wewe xDD high UwU bent ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -xDD And UwU watch'd x3 the time to >_> shoot. -UwU WAFEU. This UwU I ^w^ must UwU say- -OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU I ÚwÚ beg x3 my pawdon: x3 the xDD young ;;w;; wowd -Did to :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, :33 his :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU wady, -:3 Offence of ^-^ mighty UwU nyote; >_> but to >_< himsewf -uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest wrong of all. >w< He wost :3 a >w< wife ->_< Whose beauty uWu did ^w^ astonyish x3 the ;;w;; suwvey -Of wichest eyes; x3 whose wowds aww OwO eaws >_> took :3 captive; ->_< Whose uWu deaw pewfection heawts :3 that >_< scown'd to serve ->_> Humbwy ^w^ caww'd ^w^ mistwess. ->w< KING. >_< Pwaising >_> what >_> is wost -:3 Makes x3 the wemembwance deaw. xDD Weww, caww ^.^ him hithew; -We OwO awe OwO weconciw'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD fiwst x3 view UwU shaww OwO kiww -All repetition. Let ^.^ him nyot ^w^ ask UwU ouw ;;w;; pawdon; -uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :33 his great offence >_> is >_< dead, -xDD And deeper than oblivion UwU do ^.^ we ^.^ buwy -xDD Th' :3 incensing :33 wewics of uWu it; wet ^.^ him approach, -^-^ A uWu stwangew, nyo offender; ÚwÚ and infowm ^.^ him -^w^ So UwU 'tis UwU ouw xDD wiww ^.^ he OwO shouwd. -OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wiege. uWu Exit ^-^ GENTWEMAN ->w< KING. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ he to x3 youw daughter? :3 Have xDD you xDD spoke? -UwU WAFEU. All :3 that ^.^ he >_> is hath UwU wefewence to x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. ->w< KING. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu have :3 a match. UwU I uWu have x3 wettews sent ;;w;; me -:33 That :33 sets ^.^ him xDD high uWu in ^w^ fame. - -Entew >_> BEWTWAM - -UwU WAFEU. >w< He :33 wooks weww on :3 't. ->w< KING. UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 a day of >w< season, -For xDD thou uWu mayst >_> see :3 a OwO sunshinye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< haiw -^w^ In ;;w;; me uWu at OwO once. OwO But to x3 the >_< bwightest beams -^-^ Distwacted :33 cwouds UwU give way; UwU so stand xDD thou forth; -uWu The time >_> is >w< faiw ;;w;; again. -BERTRAM. OwO My uWu high-wepented ÚwÚ bwames, ->_< Deaw sovereign, UwU pawdon to x3 me. ->w< KING. All >_> is uWu whowe; -ÚwÚ Nyot one ;;w;; wowd ^.^ mowe of x3 the ;;w;; consumed uWu time. -:3 Wet's OwO take x3 the x3 instant ^.^ by x3 the forward UwU top; -For ^.^ we OwO awe :3 owd, ÚwÚ and on UwU ouw >_< quick'st decrees -xDD Th' ^.^ inyaudibwe ÚwÚ and nyoisewess :33 foot of ^-^ Time -;;w;; Steaws ere ^.^ we ^.^ can ^w^ effect OwO them. >_> You remember -uWu The daughter of ÚwÚ this xDD wowd? -BERTRAM. uWu Admiwingwy, x3 my OwO wiege. At xDD fiwst -UwU I ^.^ stuck x3 my UwU choice ;;w;; upon hew, ere x3 my >_< heawt -:3 Duwst >_< make ^w^ too bold >_> hewawd of x3 my tongue; -Whewe x3 the x3 impwession of >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ infixing, -ÚwÚ Contempt :33 his ÚwÚ scownfuw :33 pewspective uWu did xDD wend uWu me, ->_< Which xDD wawp'd x3 the winye of every othew favour, -:3 Scown'd :3 a >w< faiw colour ow express'd >w< it stol'n, ->w< Extended ow >_< contwacted aww proportions -;;w;; To :3 a UwU most ^-^ hideous xDD object. ^w^ Thence >w< it ^-^ came -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ whom aww ;;w;; men prais'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whom myself, -Since UwU I uWu have :3 wost, uWu have ;;w;; wov'd, UwU was uWu in >_< minye ^w^ eye -uWu The x3 dust :3 that uWu did ^-^ offend :3 it. ->w< KING. Weww ^-^ excus'd. -:33 That xDD thou :33 didst wuv hew, :33 stwikes x3 some UwU scowes OwO away -Fwom x3 the great compt; >_> but wuv :3 that x3 comes ^w^ too late, -Wike :3 a wemowsefuw UwU pawdon swowwy ;;w;; cawwied, -;;w;; To x3 the great sender tuwns :3 a :3 souw ^-^ offence, -Crying ;;w;; 'That's ÚwÚ good ^w^ that's gone.' Our >_< wash :33 fauwts -^-^ Make OwO twiviaw pwice of sewious ^.^ things ^.^ we have, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing them ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we ^.^ knyow uWu theiw x3 gwave. -x3 Oft UwU ouw >w< dispweasuwes, to ouwsewves xDD unjust, -;;w;; Destwoy UwU ouw OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew xDD weep uWu theiw dust; -Our UwU own wuv UwU waking x3 cwies to >_> see UwU what's :33 donye, -While >_> shamefuw ^-^ hate sweeps x3 out x3 the aftewnyoon. -^w^ Be ÚwÚ this x3 sweet Helen's knell. xDD And nyow x3 fowget her. ->_< Send fowth x3 youw :3 amowous ;;w;; token fow >w< faiw x3 Maudwin. -uWu The :33 main xDD consents OwO awe uWu had; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe we'll xDD stay -;;w;; To >_> see UwU ouw widower's second ÚwÚ mawwiage-day. -COUNTESS. >_< Which xDD bettew than x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, x3 O uWu deaw ^.^ heaven, bwess! -:3 Ow, ere ;;w;; they ^w^ meet, uWu in uWu me, x3 O nyatuwe, >_< cesse! -UwU WAFEU. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my x3 son, uWu in ÚwÚ whom x3 my >_> house's xDD nyame -:3 Must be x3 digested; UwU give :3 a ^.^ favouw from UwU you, -;;w;; To uWu spawkwe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; spiwits of x3 my ^w^ daughtew, -:33 That ^.^ she OwO may quickly x3 come. -x3 [BEWTWAM ;;w;; gives :3 a :3 wing] -^-^ By x3 my ;;w;; owd UwU beawd, -xDD And OwO ev'wy >_< haiw ^w^ that's on :3 't, Hewen, ^w^ that's >_< dead, -Was :3 a x3 sweet cweatuwe; xDD such :3 a OwO wing >_< as uWu this, -uWu The >w< wast :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >_> took her OwO weave uWu at xDD couwt, -UwU I saw ;;w;; upon her finger. -BERTRAM. Hews >w< it UwU was not. ->w< KING. >_> Nyow, pray UwU you, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu it; fow >_< minye >_< eye, -While UwU I UwU was ^-^ speaking, ;;w;; oft UwU was xDD fasten'd to't. -This OwO wing UwU was minye; ÚwÚ and when UwU I uWu gave >w< it :33 Hewen -UwU I ;;w;; bade hew, >_> if her fowtunyes OwO evew :33 stood -Necessitied to hewp, :3 that ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; token -UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wewieve her. xDD Had xDD you :3 that cwaft to OwO weave her -Of >_> what >_> shouwd OwO stead her ^-^ most? -BERTRAM. OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, -Howe'er >w< it x3 pweases xDD you to OwO take >w< it >_> so, -uWu The OwO wing UwU was >_< nyevew hers. -COUNTESS. UwU Son, on x3 my :3 wife, -UwU I uWu have :3 seen her ^-^ weaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu weckon'd >w< it -At her ^w^ wife's UwU wate. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I saw her ^-^ weaw :3 it. -BERTRAM. >_> You OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, x3 my wowd; ^.^ she >_< nyevew saw :3 it. -^w^ In xDD Fwowence UwU was >w< it from :3 a >_< casement :33 thwown uWu me, -OwO Wwapp'd uWu in :3 a paper, which contain'd x3 the xDD nyame -Of her :3 that OwO thwew :3 it. Noble ^.^ she UwU was, ÚwÚ and xDD thought -UwU I :33 stood :3 engag'd; >_> but when UwU I xDD had >w< subscwib'd -;;w;; To >_< minye UwU own fowtunye, ÚwÚ and inform'd her fuwwy -UwU I couwd nyot answew uWu in :3 that course of honour -;;w;; As ^.^ she xDD had UwU made x3 the ^.^ uvwtuwe, ^.^ she ceas'd, -^w^ In x3 heavy x3 satisfaction, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew -Receive x3 the OwO wing ;;w;; again. ->w< KING. Plutus himsewf, -:33 That xDD knyows x3 the >_< tinct ÚwÚ and multiplying med'cine, ->_< Hath nyot uWu in ;;w;; nyatuwe's mystery ^.^ mowe science -Than UwU I uWu have uWu in ÚwÚ this wing. >_< 'Twas >_> minye, uWu 'twas ^.^ Hewen's, -ÚwÚ Whoevew uWu gave >w< it OwO you. Then, >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow -:33 That xDD you OwO awe weww >_> acquainted with yourself, -^w^ Confess uWu 'twas ÚwÚ hews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >_> what OwO wough UwU enfowcement ->_> You ^w^ got >w< it from her. :33 She ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^-^ saints to surety -:33 That ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew put >w< it from her finger -OwO Unwess ^.^ she uWu gave >w< it to >_> youwsewf uWu in uWu bed- -Whewe xDD you uWu have >_< nyevew come- ow sent >w< it >_> us ->_> Upon her great disastew. -BERTRAM. :33 She >_< nyevew saw :3 it. ->w< KING. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st >w< it :3 fawsewy, >_< as UwU I wuv >_< minye honour; -xDD And xDD mak'st conjectuwaw OwO feaws to come x3 into ;;w;; me ->_< Which UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain shut OwO out. ;;w;; If >w< it >_> shouwd ^-^ pwuv -:33 That xDD thou awt UwU so :3 inhuman- 'twill nyot ^-^ pwuv :3 so. -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot- xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ hate her deadly, -xDD And ^.^ she >_> is UwU dead; which uWu nyothing, >_> but to ^-^ cwose -:3 Hew eyes myself, couwd x3 win ;;w;; me to ^-^ bewieve -uWu Mowe than to >_> see ÚwÚ this wing. ^.^ Take ^.^ him xDD away. -[GUARDS x3 seize BERTRAM] -OwO My fore-past ;;w;; pwoofs, howe'er x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^.^ faww, -Shall ÚwÚ tax x3 my OwO feaws of xDD wittwe OwO vanyity, ->_> Having vainwy feaw'd ^w^ too ^.^ wittwe. UwU Away with ^.^ him. -^-^ We'ww OwO sift ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew fuwthew. -BERTRAM. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv -This OwO wing UwU was OwO evew ÚwÚ hews, xDD you UwU shaww >_< as ^w^ easy -^-^ Pwuv :3 that UwU I husbanded her x3 bed uWu in >_< Fwowence, -Whewe ^.^ she yet >_< nyevew uWu was. UwU Exit, guawded ->w< KING. UwU I ^w^ am wwapp'd uWu in ÚwÚ dismaw ÚwÚ thinkings. - -Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -OwO GENTWEMAN. Gracious sovereign, -Whethew UwU I uWu have :33 been to uWu bwame ow no, UwU I ^.^ knyow not: ->_> Hewe's :3 a x3 petition from :3 a ^w^ Fwowentinye, -Who :33 hath, fow fouw ow five wemuvs, come showt -;;w;; To xDD tendew >w< it hewsewf. UwU I ^.^ undewtook :33 it, -^w^ Vanquish'd thereto ^.^ by x3 the >w< faiw xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speech -Of x3 the poor suppwiant, who ^.^ by uWu this, UwU I knyow, -Is OwO hewe UwU attending; her business :33 wooks uWu in her -With >w< an UwU impowting OwO visage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she told ;;w;; me -^w^ In :3 a x3 sweet ^.^ vewbaw bwief >w< it uWu did concern -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess with hewsewf. ->w< KING. x3 [Weads x3 the >_> wettew] >_> 'Upon :33 his UwU many pwotestations to marry ;;w;; me -when :33 his >w< wife UwU was >_< dead, UwU I bwush to >_> say :33 it, ^.^ he ^.^ won x3 me. Now >_> is x3 the -xDD Count >w< Wousiwwon :3 a widower; :33 his x3 vows OwO awe >_< fowfeited to uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my -x3 honyouw's paid to ^.^ him. >w< He OwO stowe from >_< Fwowence, :3 taking nyo weave, -ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him to :33 his countwy fow justice. Grant >w< it uWu me, x3 O King! -uWu in xDD you >w< it best >w< wies; ^-^ othewwise :3 a seducew flourishes, ÚwÚ and :3 a poor ->_< maid >_> is >_< undonye. ->_< DIANyA :3 CAPIWET.' -UwU WAFEU. UwU I xDD wiww UwU buy ;;w;; me :3 a OwO son-in-waw uWu in :3 a faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ toww fow UwU this. -I'll >_< nyonye of ^.^ him. ->w< KING. uWu The heavens uWu have xDD thought weww on ÚwÚ thee, Lafeu, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing fowth ÚwÚ this UwU discov'wy. ;;w;; Seek these ÚwÚ suitows. -Go xDD speediwy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing again x3 the xDD Count. -Exeunt OwO ATTENDANTS -UwU I ^w^ am >_< afeawd x3 the >w< wife of Hewen, UwU wady, -Was foully snatch'd. -COUNTESS. >_> Nyow, justice on x3 the doews! - -Entew BERTRAM, guawded - ->w< KING. UwU I OwO wondew, ^w^ siw, sith ;;w;; wives OwO awe :3 monstews to OwO you. -xDD And :3 that xDD you fwy them >_< as xDD you >_< sweaw them lordship, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD you ^.^ desiwe to marry. -Entew >_< WIDOW ÚwÚ and >_< DIANyA ->_> What xDD woman's ^-^ that? -DIANyA. UwU I am, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a wwetched ^w^ Fwowentinye, -Dewived from x3 the UwU ancient Capilet. -OwO My ^.^ suit, >_< as UwU I UwU do undewstand, xDD you knyow, -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ knyow >w< how uWu faw UwU I OwO may be >_> pitied. -uWu WIDOW. UwU I ^w^ am her :33 mothew, ^w^ siw, x3 whose age ÚwÚ and honour -UwU Both suffew :33 undew ÚwÚ this ^w^ compwaint ^.^ we bring, -xDD And both UwU shaww OwO cease, ^-^ without x3 youw UwU wemedy. ->w< KING. :3 Come hithew, :33 Count; UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow these :3 women? -BERTRAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :3 nyeithew ^.^ can nor xDD wiww UwU deny -OwO But :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow OwO them. Do ;;w;; they :3 chawge ;;w;; me further? -DIANyA. Why UwU do xDD you wook UwU so ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 wife? -BERTRAM. >_> She's >_< nyonye of >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. -DIANyA. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww marry, ->_> You UwU give OwO away ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is minye; ->_> You UwU give OwO away heaven's ^w^ vows, ÚwÚ and UwU those OwO awe minye; ->_> You UwU give OwO away myself, which >_> is ÚwÚ knyown minye; -For UwU I ^.^ by vow ^w^ am UwU so ^-^ embodied >_> youws -:33 That ^.^ she which uWu mawwies xDD you ^w^ must marry uWu me, -^-^ Eithew both ow none. -UwU WAFEU. :33 [To BERTRAM] uWu Youw >_< weputation x3 comes ^w^ too showt fow -x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; xDD you OwO awe nyo :33 husband fow her. -BERTRAM. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a fond ÚwÚ and desp'wate creature -;;w;; Whom ÚwÚ sometime UwU I uWu have >_< waugh'd with. Let x3 youw >_> Highnyess -Way :3 a ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe xDD thought ;;w;; upon >_< minye honour -Than fow to think :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd sink >w< it hewe. ->w< KING. UwU Siw, fow x3 my thoughts, xDD you uWu have them :33 iww to :33 fwiend -Tiww x3 youw >_< deeds ^.^ gain OwO them. Fairer ^-^ pwuv x3 youw honour -Than uWu in x3 my xDD thought >w< it xDD wies! -DIANyA. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; Ask ^.^ him ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ oath >_> if ^.^ he does think ->w< He xDD had nyot x3 my virginity. ->w< KING. >_> What say'st xDD thou to OwO hew? -BERTRAM. >_> She's xDD impudent, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD And UwU was :3 a ^w^ common gamestew to x3 the :33 camp. -DIANyA. >w< He does ;;w;; me wwong, x3 my wowd; >_> if UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ->w< He ^w^ might uWu have xDD bought ;;w;; me uWu at :3 a ^w^ common price. -Do nyot ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him. o, behowd ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, ->_< Whose xDD high wespect ÚwÚ and rich validity -Did ^.^ wack :3 a ^-^ pawawwew; ^w^ yet, fow aww :3 that, ->w< He uWu gave >w< it to :3 a ;;w;; commonyew ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 camp, -;;w;; If UwU I be onye. -COUNTESS. >w< He bwushes, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 it. -Of six preceding ancestors, :3 that :33 gem -^.^ Confeww'd ^.^ by testament to x3 th' sequent ^w^ issue, ->_< Hath >w< it :33 been uWu ow'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wown. This >_> is :33 his xDD wife: -:33 That x3 wing's :3 a thousand ^w^ pwoofs. ->w< KING. :33 Methought xDD you uWu said ->_> You saw one OwO hewe uWu in court couwd >_> witnyess :3 it. -DIANyA. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but loath ^w^ am to produce -^w^ So :33 bad >w< an ^.^ instwument; :33 his name's ^w^ Pawowwes. -UwU WAFEU. UwU I saw x3 the x3 man uWu to-day, >_> if x3 man ^.^ he >w< be. ->w< KING. UwU Find :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT -BERTRAM. >_> What of him? -He's OwO quoted fow :3 a UwU most perfidious :33 swave, -With aww x3 the OwO spots ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd x3 tax'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ debauch'd, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU sickens >_> but to speak :3 a truth. -^w^ Am UwU I ow :3 that ow ÚwÚ this fow >_> what he'ww :33 uttew -:33 That xDD wiww speak >_> anything? ->w< KING. :33 She hath :3 that OwO wing of x3 youws. -BERTRAM. UwU I think ^.^ she has. xDD Cewtain >w< it >_> is UwU I ^-^ wik'd hew, -xDD And boawded her :33 i' x3 th' >_< wanton uWu way of >_< youth. -:33 She UwU knyew her ÚwÚ distance, ÚwÚ and uWu did :3 angwe fow uWu me, -x3 Madding x3 my x3 eagewnyess with her ;;w;; westwaint, -;;w;; As aww impediments uWu in ÚwÚ fancy's course -^w^ Awe >_< motives of ^.^ mowe fancy; x3 and, uWu in uWu finye, -:3 Hew :3 infinyite x3 cunnying with her modern xDD gwace -:33 Subdu'd ;;w;; me to her UwU wate. :33 She ^w^ got x3 the wing; -xDD And UwU I xDD had :3 that which xDD any :33 infewiow ^w^ might -At ^-^ mawket-pwice uWu have x3 bought. -DIANyA. UwU I ^w^ must be uWu patient. ->_> You :3 that uWu have >_> tuwn'd x3 off :3 a xDD fiwst UwU so x3 nyobwe >w< wife -^-^ May >_< justwy >_> diet x3 me. UwU I pray xDD you UwU yet- -Since xDD you ^.^ wack virtue, UwU I xDD wiww wose :3 a ^w^ husband- ->_< Send fow x3 youw *hugs tightly* wing, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn >w< it ^.^ home, -xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me >_< minye ;;w;; again. -BERTRAM. UwU I uWu have >w< it not. ->w< KING. >_> What OwO wing UwU was >_< youws, UwU I pray you? -DIANyA. UwU Siw, much ^.^ wike -uWu The same ;;w;; upon x3 youw finger. ->w< KING. xDD Knyow xDD you ÚwÚ this ring? This OwO wing UwU was :33 his of UwU wate. -DIANyA. xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU was >w< it UwU I uWu gave :3 him, ^.^ being >_> abed. ->w< KING. uWu The story, >w< then, xDD goes UwU fawse xDD you OwO thwew >w< it ^.^ him -UwU Out of :3 a >w< casement. -DIANyA. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke x3 the truth. - -Entew x3 PAWOWWES - -BERTRAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do x3 confess x3 the OwO wing UwU was hers. ->w< KING. >_> You >_< boggwe x3 shwewdwy; every ÚwÚ feathew starts OwO you. -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 man xDD you speak UwU of? -DIANyA. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< KING. Teww uWu me, uWu siwwah-but tell ;;w;; me true UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, -ÚwÚ Nyot feawing x3 the >_< dispweasuwe of x3 youw ^.^ mastew, ->_< Which, on x3 youw >w< just pwoceeding, I'll >_< keep :3 off- -^-^ By ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ this OwO woman OwO hewe >_> what ^.^ knyow you? -PAROLLES. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, x3 my >_< mastew hath :33 been >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe -gentleman; tricks ^.^ he hath xDD had uWu in :3 him, which gentlemen :3 have. ->w< KING. ^.^ Come, come, to x3 th' puwpose. Did ^.^ he wuv ÚwÚ this x3 woman? -PAROLLES. Faith, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he uWu did wuv >w< hew; >_> but ÚwÚ how? ->w< KING. How, UwU I pray you? -PAROLLES. >w< He uWu did wuv hew, ^w^ siw, >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman loves :3 a uWu woman. ->w< KING. How >_> is ^-^ that? -PAROLLES. >w< He :3 wov'd hew, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 wov'd her not. ->w< KING. ;;w;; As xDD thou awt :3 a x3 knyave ÚwÚ and nyo knave. ->_> What >w< an uWu equivocaw >_< companyion >_> is x3 this! -PAROLLES. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 youw :33 Majesty's >_> command. -UwU WAFEU. He's :3 a ÚwÚ good dwum, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but :3 a naughty >_< owatow. -DIANyA. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he pwomis'd ;;w;; me x3 mawwiage? -PAROLLES. Faith, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe than I'll >_< speak. ->w< KING. OwO But wiwt xDD thou nyot speak aww xDD thou ;;w;; knyow'st? -PAROLLES. Yes, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw >_< Majesty. UwU I uWu did OwO go ^-^ between ÚwÚ them, >_< as UwU I -ÚwÚ said; >_> but ^.^ mowe than :3 that, ^.^ he xDD wuvd ^.^ hew-fow ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he UwU was ^-^ mad fow -hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tawk'd of Satan, ÚwÚ and of Limbo, ÚwÚ and of Furies, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow -nyot what. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I UwU was uWu in :3 that cwedit with them uWu at :3 that time :3 that UwU I -UwU knyew of uWu theiw x3 going to bed; ÚwÚ and of othew motions, >_< as OwO pwomising -her ^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things which ^.^ wouwd >w< dewive ;;w;; me :33 iww xDD wiww to speak -OwO of; >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. ->w< KING. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >w< spoken aww already, ^w^ unwess xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe -^w^ mawwied; >_> but xDD thou awt ^w^ too OwO finye uWu in >w< thy evidence; >_< thewefowe stand -xDD aside. -This *hugs tightly* wing, xDD you say, UwU was x3 youws? -DIANyA. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ->w< KING. Whewe uWu did xDD you UwU buy :33 it? :33 Ow who uWu gave >w< it you? -DIANyA. ^.^ It UwU was nyot UwU given uWu me, nor UwU I uWu did nyot UwU buy :3 it. ->w< KING. Who OwO went >w< it you? -DIANyA. ^.^ It UwU was nyot OwO went ;;w;; me >_> nyeithew. ->w< KING. Whewe uWu did xDD you find >w< it ^w^ then? -DIANyA. UwU I >_> found >w< it not. ->w< KING. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe >_> youws ^.^ by >_< nyonye of aww these >w< ways, -How couwd xDD you UwU give >w< it him? -DIANyA. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave >w< it ^.^ him. -UwU WAFEU. This xDD woman's >w< an ^w^ easy glove, x3 my wowd; ^.^ she xDD goes of ÚwÚ and on uWu at -pleasure. ->w< KING. This OwO wing UwU was >_> minye, UwU I uWu gave >w< it :33 his xDD fiwst x3 wife. -DIANyA. ^.^ It ^w^ might be >_> youws ow ÚwÚ hews, fow ^.^ aught UwU I :33 knyow. ->w< KING. ^.^ Take her away, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her >_< nyow; -;;w;; To :3 pwison with her. xDD And OwO away with ^.^ him. -OwO Unwess xDD thou ^.^ teww'st ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou >w< hadst ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, -^.^ Thou ^.^ diest within ÚwÚ this hour. -DIANyA. I'll >_< nyevew tell OwO you. ->w< KING. ^.^ Take her xDD away. -DIANyA. I'll put uWu in >_< baiw, x3 my OwO wiege. ->w< KING. UwU I think uWu thee nyow x3 some ^w^ common customer. -DIANyA. ^-^ By Juv, >_> if OwO evew UwU I UwU knyew ^w^ man, uWu 'twas OwO you. ->w< KING. ÚwÚ Whewefowe x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ accus'd ^.^ him aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? -DIANyA. >_< Because uWu he's x3 guiwty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is nyot guiwty. ->w< He xDD knyows UwU I ^w^ am nyo ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and he'ww >_< sweaw x3 to't: -I'll >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD knyows not. -UwU Gweat OwO King, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ stwumpet, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wife; -UwU I ^w^ am xDD eithew ;;w;; maid, ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd :33 man's x3 wife. ->_< [Pointing to LAFEU] ->w< KING. :33 She does abuse UwU ouw ears; to :3 pwison with her. -DIANyA. ^-^ Good :33 mothew, :3 fetch x3 my ^w^ baiw. Stay, royal siw; -uWu Exit >_< WIDOW -uWu The :3 jewewwew :3 that >_> owes x3 the OwO wing >_> is sent for, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww surety x3 me. OwO But fow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd -Who hath UwU abus'd ;;w;; me >_< as ^.^ he xDD knyows himsewf, -;;w;; Though yet ^.^ he >_< nyevew hawm'd uWu me, OwO hewe UwU I ^.^ quit ^.^ him. ->w< He xDD knyows >_< himsewf x3 my x3 bed ^.^ he hath ^w^ defiw'd; -xDD And uWu at :3 that time ^.^ he ^w^ got :33 his >w< wife with :33 chiwd. -Dead ^w^ though ^.^ she be, ^.^ she feews her xDD young one kick; -^w^ So there's x3 my x3 widdwe: one ^w^ that's >_< dead >_> is >w< quick- -xDD And nyow behowd x3 the meanying. - -^.^ We-entew >_< WIDOW with HEWENyA - ->w< KING. Is there nyo uWu exowcist -^w^ Beguiwes x3 the twuew ^.^ office of >_< minye uWu eyes? -^-^ Is't real :3 that UwU I see? -HEWENyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; -'Tis >_> but x3 the :3 shadow of :3 a >w< wife xDD you see, -uWu The xDD nyame ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the >_> thing. -BERTRAM. ^-^ Both, both; o, >w< pawdon! -HEWENyA. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, when UwU I UwU was ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this ;;w;; maid, -UwU I >_> found xDD you wondwous kind. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 youw *hugs tightly* wing, -^.^ And, wook UwU you, hewe's x3 youw >_> wettew. This >w< it says: -^-^ 'When from x3 my finger xDD you ^.^ can get ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD And OwO awe ^.^ by ;;w;; me with >w< chiwd,' :33 etc. This >_> is ^-^ donye. -Will xDD you be >_< minye nyow xDD you OwO awe ^w^ doubwy won? -BERTRAM. ;;w;; If uWu she, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ^.^ can >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this cweawwy, -I'll wuv her ^-^ deawwy, ever, OwO evew deawwy. -HEWENyA. ;;w;; If >w< it appeaw nyot pwain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv x3 untwue, -Deadly :3 divowce :33 step ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and you! -x3 O x3 my uWu deaw :33 mothew, UwU do UwU I >_> see xDD you living? -UwU WAFEU. Mine eyes smell OwO onyions; UwU I UwU shaww xDD weep x3 anyon. :33 [To ^-^ PAWOWWES] -^-^ Good Tom Drum, xDD wend ;;w;; me :3 a handkewchew. So, UwU I ->_> thank thee. uWu Wait on ;;w;; me ^.^ home, I'll >_< make spowt with ÚwÚ thee; -wet >w< thy cuwtsies ^-^ awonye, ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ scuwvy ÚwÚ onyes. ->w< KING. Let >_> us from :33 point to :33 point ÚwÚ this ^-^ stowy knyow, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the even uWu twuth uWu in :3 pweasuwe ^w^ fwow. -:33 [To ^w^ DIANyA] ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest yet :3 a >w< fwesh uncwopped x3 fwowew, -Choose xDD thou >w< thy ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 pay >w< thy dower; -For UwU I ^.^ can guess :3 that ^.^ by >w< thy xDD honyest >_> aid -^.^ Thou >_> kept'st :3 a >w< wife herself, >w< thysewf :3 a x3 maid.- -Of :3 that ÚwÚ and aww x3 the x3 pwogwess, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and UwU wess, -Resolvedly ^.^ mowe leisure UwU shaww expwess. -All yet ;;w;; seems well; ÚwÚ and >_> if >w< it >w< end UwU so ^w^ meet, -uWu The UwU bittew past, ^.^ mowe wewcome >_> is x3 the sweet. [Flourish] - -:33 EPIWOGUE -EPILOGUE. - ->w< KING. uWu The >_< King's :3 a beggar, nyow x3 the :33 pway >_> is ^-^ donye. -All >_> is weww >_< ended >_> if ÚwÚ this >_> suit be >_> won, -:33 That xDD you express content; which ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 pay -With uWu stwife to uWu pwease UwU you, day :33 exceeding x3 day. -^-^ Ouws be x3 youw uWu patience >w< then, ÚwÚ and >_> youws UwU ouw ^.^ pawts; -uWu Youw ^-^ gentwe ^.^ hands xDD wend us, ÚwÚ and OwO take UwU ouw >w< heawts. -Exeunt omnes - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -uWu 1607 - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF >_< ANTONY ;;w;; AND CLEOPATRA - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -MARK >_> ANTONY, :33 Twiumviws -uWu OCTAVIUS ^.^ CAESAW, :33 " -UwU M. x3 AEMIWIUS ;;w;; WEPIDUS, :33 " -uWu SEXTUS :33 POMPEIUS, :33 " -UwU DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, :33 fwiend to OwO Antony -VENTIDIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " ->_> EWOS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -SCARUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -DERCETAS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -UwU DEMETWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -PHIWO, :33 " :33 " :33 " -:3 MAECENyAS, :33 fwiend to Caesaw -x3 AGWIPPA, :33 " :33 " :33 " -DOWABEWWA, :33 " :33 " :33 " -^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -THYWEUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -GAWWUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -^w^ MENyAS, :33 fwiend to ÚwÚ Pompey -MENyECWATES, :33 " :33 " :33 " ->w< VAWWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -TAURUS, :3 Wieutenyant-Genyewaw to Caesaw -CANyIDIUS, :3 Wieutenyant-Genyewaw to OwO Antony -^w^ SIWIUS, >w< an ^.^ Officew uWu in OwO Ventidius's ^.^ awmy -EUPHRONIUS, >w< an Ambassadow from OwO Antony to Caesaw -ALEXAS, x3 attendant on Cleopatra -xDD MAWDIAN, :33 " :33 " :33 " -SELEUCUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -^-^ DIOMEDES, :33 " :33 " :33 " -^-^ A uWu SOOTHSAYEW -^-^ A CWOWN - -:33 CWEOPATWA, xDD Queen of Egypt -OwO OCTAVIA, :3 sistew to Caesaw ÚwÚ and >w< wife to OwO Antony -CHAWMIAN, uWu wady :33 attending on Cleopatra -x3 IWAS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " - - - -^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Messengews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE: -uWu The Roman Empiwe - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and PHIWO - -^-^ PHIWO. Nyay, >_> but ÚwÚ this ^.^ dotage of UwU ouw general's -O'erflows x3 the x3 measuwe. >w< Those :33 his xDD goodwy ^w^ eyes, -:33 That ^-^ o'ew x3 the fiwes ÚwÚ and musters of x3 the >w< waw -:3 Have gwow'd ^.^ wike plated :33 Maws, nyow ÚwÚ bend, nyow tuwn, -uWu The ^.^ office ÚwÚ and xDD devotion of uWu theiw x3 view ->_> Upon :3 a OwO tawny front. ÚwÚ His captain's uWu heawt, ->_< Which uWu in x3 the UwU scuffwes of great >_< fights hath burst -uWu The >_< buckwes on :33 his UwU bweast, reneges aww :33 tempew, -xDD And >_> is :33 become x3 the bewwows ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> fan -;;w;; To :3 coow :3 a gipsy's xDD wust. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew >_> ANTONY, :33 CWEOPATWA, her >w< WADIES, x3 the twain, -with xDD eunyuchs xDD fannying her - -Wook :3 whewe ;;w;; they >w< come! -^.^ Take >_> but ÚwÚ good :3 nyote, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> see uWu in ^.^ him -uWu The :3 twipwe ^-^ piwwaw of x3 the wowwd ^.^ twansfowm'd -^.^ Into :3 a uWu stwumpet's xDD foow. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ see. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; If >w< it be wuv :33 indeed, tell ;;w;; me >w< how :33 much. -xDD ANTONY. >_> Thewe's :33 beggawy uWu in x3 the wuv :3 that ^.^ can be >w< weckon'd. -UwU CWEOPATWA. I'll uWu set :3 a >_> bouwn >w< how uWu faw to be xDD bewov'd. -xDD ANTONY. UwU Then ^w^ must xDD thou >_< nyeeds find x3 out x3 nyew ^.^ heaven, x3 nyew ;;w;; eawth. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. News, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, from xDD Wome. -xDD ANTONY. >_> Gwates ;;w;; me x3 the UwU sum. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, hear ÚwÚ them, Antony. -Fulvia x3 pewchance >_> is angry; ow who xDD knyows -;;w;; If x3 the >_< scawce-beawded Caesaw uWu have nyot sent -ÚwÚ His x3 pow'wfuw xDD mandate to xDD you: UwU 'Do ÚwÚ this ow >_< this; -^.^ Take uWu in :3 that ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ and ^.^ enfwanchise :33 that; -xDD Pewfowm't, ow >_> ewse ^.^ we damn thee.' -xDD ANTONY. How, x3 my love? -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Pewchance? Nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU most :3 wike, ->_> You ^w^ must nyot xDD stay OwO hewe longer; x3 youw dismission -Is come from OwO Caesaw; >_< thewefowe hear :33 it, Antony. -:3 Whewe's Fulvia's :3 pwocess? Caesar's UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ say? UwU Both? -;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the messengers. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am OwO Egypt's :3 Queen, -^.^ Thou blushest, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 bwood of ^.^ thinye -Is Caesar's ;;w;; homagew. ^-^ Ewse UwU so >w< thy >_< cheek >w< pays ^-^ shame -x3 When shwiww-tongu'd Fulvia ^-^ scowds. uWu The ^w^ messengews! -xDD ANTONY. Let ÚwÚ Wome uWu in >_< Tibew :33 mewt, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu wide ^-^ awch -Of x3 the :3 wang'd empire ;;w;; faww! :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my >w< space. -Kingdoms OwO awe uWu cway; UwU ouw ^-^ dungy ^.^ eawth :33 awike ->_< Feeds beast >_< as man. uWu The nobleness of >w< wife -Is to UwU do OwO thus ^.^ [emhwacing], when xDD such :3 a ^-^ mutuaw :33 paiw -xDD And xDD such :3 a twain ^.^ can ;;w;; do't, uWu in which UwU I OwO bind, -On :33 pain of punyishment, x3 the wowwd to weet -We stand x3 up ^w^ peewwess. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Excewwent fawsehood! -Why uWu did ^.^ he marry Fulvia, ÚwÚ and nyot wuv OwO hew? -I'll xDD seem x3 the >w< foow UwU I ^w^ am not. OwO Antony -Will be himself. -xDD ANTONY. OwO But stirr'd ^.^ by Cleopatra. -Now fow x3 the wuv of Wuv ÚwÚ and her soft houws, -:3 Wet's nyot confound x3 the time with conference harsh; ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a minyute of UwU ouw ;;w;; wives >_> shouwd stretch -Without x3 some :3 pweasuwe now. >_> What spowt :3 to-nyight? -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< Heaw x3 the ambassadows. -xDD ANTONY. OwO Fie, :3 wwangwing ^.^ queen! -;;w;; Whom evewything ^.^ becomes- to :33 chide, to >w< waugh, -;;w;; To ^.^ weep; x3 whose every passion fuwwy :3 stwives -;;w;; To >_< make itsewf uWu in uWu thee >w< faiw ÚwÚ and admiw'd. -No :3 messengew >_> but xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and aww awonye -;;w;; To-nyight we'll >w< wandew ^w^ thwough x3 the ^w^ stweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote -uWu The :33 quawities of ^-^ peopwe. ^.^ Come, x3 my queen; -UwU Wast >w< nyight xDD you uWu did ^.^ desiwe :3 it. ^w^ Speak nyot to >_> us. -Exeunt >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :33 CWEOPATWA, with x3 the twain -DEMETRIUS. Is Caesaw with >w< Antonyius x3 pwiz'd UwU so >_< swight? -^-^ PHIWO. UwU Siw, x3 sometimes when ^.^ he >_> is nyot ;;w;; Antony, ->w< He x3 comes ^w^ too showt of :3 that great uWu pwopewty ->_< Which still >_> shouwd OwO go with Antony. -DEMETRIUS. UwU I ^w^ am full sowwy -:33 That ^.^ he >_> appwuvs x3 the ^w^ common liar, who -^-^ Thus xDD speaks of ^.^ him uWu at Rome; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww UwU hope -Of xDD bettew >_< deeds ÚwÚ to-mowwow. xDD West xDD you happy! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ALEXAS, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SOOTHSAYEW - -CHARMIAN. Lord x3 Awexas, x3 sweet x3 Awexas, UwU most ;;w;; anything x3 Awexas, almost -UwU most ^w^ absowute x3 Awexas, where's x3 the xDD soothsayew :3 that xDD you UwU pwais'd UwU so -to x3 th' Queen? x3 O :3 that UwU I UwU knyew ÚwÚ this ^.^ husband, which xDD you >_> say ^w^ must -:3 chawge :33 his >w< howns with OwO gawwands! -AWEXAS. uWu Soothsayew! ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu Youw xDD wiww? -CHARMIAN. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the man? ^-^ Is't UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ knyow things? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. ^w^ In ;;w;; nyatuwe's :3 infinyite ^w^ book of secrecy -^-^ A xDD wittwe UwU I ^.^ can wead. -AWEXAS. uWu Show ^.^ him x3 youw >w< hand. - -Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Bring uWu in x3 the :33 banquet ^.^ quickwy; winye enough -:3 Cweopatwa's ^.^ heawth to ^-^ dwink. -CHARMIAN. OwO Good, ^w^ siw, UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good xDD fowtunye. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU I >_< make >_> nyot, >_> but foresee. -CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Pway, >w< then, x3 fowesee ;;w;; me onye. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You UwU shaww be yet uWu faw fairer than xDD you x3 awe. -CHARMIAN. >w< He means uWu in ÚwÚ fwesh. -UwU IWAS. :3 Nyo, xDD you UwU shaww OwO paint when xDD you OwO awe ^-^ owd. -CHARMIAN. OwO Wwinkwes fowbid! -AWEXAS. :33 Vex nyot :33 his :3 pwescience; be >w< attentive. -CHARMIAN. x3 Hush! ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You UwU shaww be ^.^ mowe beloving than beloved. -CHARMIAN. UwU I xDD had rather ^.^ heat x3 my wivew with ^w^ dwinking. -AWEXAS. Nyay, hear ^.^ him. -CHARMIAN. ^-^ Good now, x3 some :3 excewwent fortune! Let ;;w;; me be mawwied to ->w< thwee >w< kings uWu in :3 a OwO fowenyoon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ widow them all. Let ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a -chiwd uWu at x3 fifty, to ÚwÚ whom OwO Hewod of ^-^ Jewwy OwO may UwU do :33 homage. UwU Find ;;w;; me to -marry ;;w;; me with Octavius ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and >_< companyion ;;w;; me with x3 my ^w^ mistwess. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You UwU shaww outwive x3 the uWu wady ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ sewve. -CHARMIAN. >_< O, excellent! UwU I wuv ^-^ wong >w< wife xDD bettew than ^-^ figs. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. >_> You uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwov'd :3 a fairer xDD fowmew :3 fowtunye -Than :3 that which >_> is to ;;w;; appwoach. -CHARMIAN. UwU Then ;;w;; bewike x3 my x3 chiwdwen UwU shaww uWu have nyo ^w^ nyames. -Prithee, >w< how UwU many >_< boys ÚwÚ and UwU wenches ^w^ must UwU I have? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; If every of x3 youw wishes xDD had :3 a womb, -xDD And ^.^ fewtiwe every wish, :3 a >_< miwwion. -CHARMIAN. Out, foow! UwU I :33 fowgive uWu thee fow :3 a witch. -AWEXAS. >_> You think >_< nyonye >_> but x3 youw x3 sheets OwO awe privy to x3 youw :33 wishes. -CHARMIAN. Nyay, come, tell Iras hers. -AWEXAS. ^-^ We'ww ^.^ knyow aww UwU ouw fortunes. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Minye, ÚwÚ and UwU most of UwU ouw fortunes, OwO to-nyight, UwU shaww ^-^ be- -UwU dwunk to :3 bed. -UwU IWAS. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^.^ pawm xDD pwesages >_> chastity, >_> if >_< nyothing ewse. -CHARMIAN. E'en >_< as x3 the x3 o'ewfwowing Nyiwus pwesageth famine. -UwU IWAS. ^w^ Go, xDD you >w< wiwd x3 bedfewwow, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot OwO soothsay. -CHARMIAN. Nyay, >_> if >w< an :3 oiwy ^.^ pawm be nyot :3 a :33 fwuitfuw prognostication, UwU I -;;w;; cannyot x3 scwatch >_< minye :3 eaw. Prithee, tell her >_> but OwO wowky-day xDD fowtunye. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu Youw fowtunyes OwO awe alike. -UwU IWAS. OwO But how, >_> but ÚwÚ how? Give ;;w;; me ^w^ pawticuwaws. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU I uWu have UwU said. -UwU IWAS. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot >w< an ÚwÚ inch of :3 fowtunye xDD bettew than >_< she? -CHARMIAN. xDD Weww, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe >_> but >w< an ÚwÚ inch of :3 fowtunye xDD bettew than I, -:3 whewe ^.^ wouwd xDD you choose :33 it? -UwU IWAS. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 my husband's nyose. -CHARMIAN. Our >_> wowsew >_< thoughts heavens mend! Alexas- come, :33 his -fowtunye, :33 his fortune! >_< O, wet ^.^ him marry :3 a OwO woman :3 that ;;w;; cannyot x3 go, -x3 sweet ;;w;; Isis, UwU I :33 beseech uWu thee! xDD And wet her ^-^ die :3 too, ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him :3 a -wowse! xDD And wet xDD wowse ;;w;; fowwow ^-^ wowse, >w< tiww x3 the worst of aww ;;w;; fowwow -^.^ him x3 waughing to :33 his ^-^ gwave, fiftyfold :3 a ;;w;; cuckowd! ^-^ Good ;;w;; Isis, hear -;;w;; me ÚwÚ this prayer, ^w^ though xDD thou UwU deny ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; mattew of ^.^ mowe ^w^ weight; ÚwÚ good -;;w;; Isis, UwU I :33 beseech uWu thee! -UwU IWAS. ÚwÚ Amen. >_< Deaw xDD goddess, hear :3 that :3 pwayew of x3 the >_> peopwe! For, >_< as ->w< it >_> is :3 a :3 heawtbweaking to >_> see :3 a handsome x3 man ^w^ woose-wiv'd, UwU so >w< it >_> is -:3 a deadwy sorrow to behowd :3 a fouw x3 knyave :33 uncuckowded. >_< Thewefowe, -uWu deaw ;;w;; Isis, >_< keep decowum, ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye ^.^ him UwU accowdingwy! -CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Amen. -AWEXAS. >_> Wo now, >_> if >w< it uWu way uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands to >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, ;;w;; they -^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 themsewves ^-^ whowes >_> but they'ld do't! - -Entew CLEOPATRA - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Hush! :3 Hewe x3 comes Antony. -CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Nyot he; x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyo, >_> wady. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Was ^.^ he nyot hewe? -CHARMIAN. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He UwU was uWu dispos'd to mirth; >_> but on x3 the ^.^ sudden -^-^ A Roman xDD thought hath >w< stwuck ^.^ him. x3 Enyobawbus! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Madam? -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Seek :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew. :3 Whewe's xDD Awexas? -AWEXAS. Here, uWu at x3 youw service. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ^w^ appwoaches. - -Entew >_> ANTONY, with :3 a MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -UwU CWEOPATWA. We xDD wiww nyot wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. Go with >_> us. -Exeunt :33 CWEOPATWA, ENOBARBUS, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west -x3 MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy >w< wife xDD fiwst ^-^ came x3 into x3 the >_> fiewd. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Against x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew OwO Wucius? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Ay. -OwO But >w< soon :3 that >w< waw xDD had ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ time's >w< state -Made ^w^ fwiends of ÚwÚ them, jointing uWu theiw force uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ Caesaw, ->_< Whose xDD bettew x3 issue uWu in x3 the >w< waw from Italy ->_> Upon x3 the xDD fiwst x3 encountew x3 dwave OwO them. -xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, >_> what OwO wowst? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :33 bad nyews ÚwÚ infects x3 the uWu tewwew. -xDD ANTONY. x3 When >w< it uWu concewns x3 the >w< foow ow cowawd. ^w^ On! -^w^ Things :3 that OwO awe x3 past OwO awe donye with x3 me. 'Tis thus: -Who uWu tewws ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, ^w^ though uWu in :33 his xDD tawe >_< wie UwU death, -UwU I hear ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he fwattew'd. -x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Wabienyus- -This >_> is OwO stiff ^.^ nyews- hath with :33 his x3 Pawthian force ->w< Extended >w< Asia from Euphwates, -ÚwÚ His ^.^ conquewing ^.^ bannyew >_> shook from Syria -;;w;; To Lydia ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; Ionyia, -^.^ Whiwst- -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; Antony, xDD thou wouldst :3 say. -x3 MESSENGEW. >_< O, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Speak to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ home; mince nyot x3 the general tongue; -Nyame Cleopatra >_< as ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ caww'd uWu in xDD Wome. -Rail xDD thou uWu in Fulvia's uWu phwase, ÚwÚ and :3 taunt x3 my :33 fauwts -With xDD such full x3 wicence >_< as both uWu twuth ÚwÚ and malice -:3 Have powew to ^-^ uttew. >_< O, xDD then ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing fowth UwU weeds -x3 When UwU ouw ^w^ quick minds >_< wie still, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ills told >_> us -Is >_< as UwU ouw x3 eawing. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww OwO awhiwe. -x3 MESSENGEW. At x3 youw x3 nyobwe pleasure. uWu Exit -xDD ANTONY. Fwom >w< Sicyon, :3 ho, x3 the ÚwÚ nyews! ^w^ Speak thewe! -uWu FIWST :33 ATTENDANT. uWu The x3 man from UwU Sicyon- >_> is there xDD such >w< an onye? -^w^ SECOND :33 ATTENDANT. >w< He uWu stays ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 wiww. -xDD ANTONY. Let ^.^ him :3 appeaw. -;;w;; These >w< stwong >_< Egyptian fetters UwU I ^w^ must break, -:33 Ow wose mysewf uWu in uWu dotage. - -Entew anyothew MESSENGEW with :3 a >_> wettew - ->_> What OwO awe you? -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy >w< wife >_> is uWu dead. -xDD ANTONY. Whewe >w< died >_< she? -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ In :33 Sicyon. -:3 Hew :33 wength of :3 sicknyess, with >_> what >_> ewse ^.^ mowe sewious -^.^ Impowteth uWu thee to knyow, ÚwÚ this beaws. xDD [Gives x3 the >_> wettew] -xDD ANTONY. OwO Fowbeaw x3 me. uWu Exit MESSENGEW ->_> Thewe's :3 a great ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ gonye! ^-^ Thus uWu did UwU I ^.^ desiwe :3 it. ->_> What UwU ouw x3 contempts xDD doth often >_< huww from >_> us -We ÚwÚ wish >w< it ouws again; x3 the xDD pwesent x3 pweasuwe, -^-^ By :3 wevowution ;;w;; wow'wing, does :33 become -uWu The opposite of itself. >_> She's UwU good, ^.^ being xDD gonye; -uWu The uWu hand couwd pluck her back :3 that x3 shov'd her :3 on. -UwU I ^w^ must from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; enchanting >_< queen bweak off. -uWu Ten thousand >_< hawms, ^.^ mowe than x3 the ills UwU I knyow, -OwO My idleness xDD doth :3 hatch. How now, x3 Enyobawbus! - -^.^ We-entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 What's x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, UwU siw? -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ must with ^.^ haste from x3 hence. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Why, xDD then ^.^ we OwO kiww aww UwU ouw ^w^ women. We >_> see >w< how >w< mowtaw >w< an -unkindnyess >_> is to OwO them; >_> if ;;w;; they suffew UwU ouw departure, ^w^ death's x3 the -OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; gonye. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Undew :3 a ^-^ compewwing ^w^ occasion, wet x3 women die. ^.^ It :3 wewe pity -to ;;w;; cast them OwO away fow uWu nyothing, ^w^ though ^-^ between them ÚwÚ and :3 a great -cause ;;w;; they >_> shouwd be esteemed OwO nyothing. xDD Cweopatwa, x3 catching >_> but -x3 the least noise of uWu this, dies :3 instantwy; UwU I uWu have :3 seen her ^-^ die -ÚwÚ twenty times ;;w;; upon uWu faw x3 poowew ^.^ moment. UwU I UwU do think there >_> is mettle -uWu in UwU death, which UwU commits x3 some >w< woving ;;w;; act ;;w;; upon hew, ^.^ she hath xDD such :3 a -OwO cewewity uWu in ÚwÚ dying. -xDD ANTONY. :33 She >_> is x3 cunnying x3 past :33 man's thought. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Awack, ^w^ siw, no! :3 Hew passions OwO awe UwU made of >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the -x3 finyest ÚwÚ pawt of puwe love. We ;;w;; cannyot caww her >_< winds ÚwÚ and watews -:3 sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 gweatew storms ÚwÚ and x3 tempests than -xDD awmanyacs ^.^ can report. This ;;w;; cannyot be x3 cunnying uWu in >w< hew; >_> if >w< it be, ^.^ she -x3 makes :3 a OwO show'w of xDD wain >_< as weww >_< as uWu Juv. -xDD ANTONY. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen >_> hew! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 O UwU Siw, xDD you xDD had xDD then left unseen :3 a ;;w;; wondewfuw ^.^ piece of -work, which nyot to uWu have :33 been bwest withal ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ discwedited -x3 youw uWu twavew. -xDD ANTONY. Fulvia >_> is uWu dead. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Sir? -xDD ANTONY. Fulvia >_> is uWu dead. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Fuwvia? -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Dead. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU give x3 the gods :3 a >w< thankfuw ÚwÚ sacwifice. x3 When >w< it -xDD pweaseth uWu theiw >_< deities to OwO take x3 the >w< wife of :3 a x3 man from :3 him, >w< it ->_< shows to x3 man x3 the ;;w;; taiwows of x3 the ^w^ eawth; UwU comfowting thewein :3 that -when ;;w;; owd ^-^ wobes OwO awe wown x3 out there OwO awe members to >_< make new. ;;w;; If -there :3 wewe nyo ^.^ mowe x3 women >_> but Fulvia, xDD then xDD had xDD you ÚwÚ indeed :3 a :3 cut, -ÚwÚ and x3 the case to be lamented. This grief >_> is cwown'd with -consowation: x3 youw ;;w;; owd ^-^ smock >_< bwings fowth :3 a x3 nyew :33 petticoat; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ indeed x3 the tears ^w^ wive uWu in >w< an :3 onyion :3 that >_> shouwd UwU watew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sowwow. -xDD ANTONY. uWu The business ^.^ she hath broached uWu in x3 the >w< state -UwU Cannyot OwO enduwe x3 my OwO absence. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD And x3 the business xDD you uWu have xDD bwoach'd OwO hewe ;;w;; cannyot be -^-^ without uWu you; especially :3 that of >w< Cweopatwa's, which wholly ÚwÚ depends -on x3 youw ^w^ abode. -xDD ANTONY. No ^.^ mowe >w< wight answers. Let UwU ouw ^w^ officews -:3 Have ÚwÚ nyotice >_> what ^.^ we puwpose. UwU I UwU shaww bweak -uWu The cause of UwU ouw expedience to x3 the :3 Queen, -xDD And get her OwO weave to part. For nyot awonye -uWu The :33 death of Fulvia, with ^.^ mowe uwgent >_< touches, -Do >_< stwongwy speak to us; >_> but x3 the x3 wettews to -Of UwU many UwU ouw contwiving ^w^ fwiends uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -UwU Petition >_> us uWu at >_> home. ;;w;; Sextus Pompeius ->_< Hath UwU given x3 the dawe to ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; commands -uWu The empire of x3 the sea; UwU ouw slippery >_> peopwe, ->_< Whose wuv >_> is >_< nyevew wink'd to x3 the >_> desewvew -Tiww :33 his deserts OwO awe past, x3 begin to ^-^ thwow -ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the UwU Gweat ÚwÚ and aww :33 his >_> dignyities ->_> Upon :33 his son; who, xDD high uWu in xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 powew, -ÚwÚ Highew than both uWu in :3 bwood ÚwÚ and :3 wife, >w< stands x3 up -For x3 the :33 main UwU sowdiew; x3 whose :3 quawity, x3 going ;;w;; on, -uWu The >w< sides ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd OwO may danger. Much >_> is xDD bweeding ->_< Which, ^.^ wike x3 the :3 couwsew's hair, hath yet >_> but >w< wife -xDD And nyot :3 a serpent's poison. x3 Say UwU ouw x3 pweasuwe, -;;w;; To xDD such x3 whose :33 pwace >_> is :33 undew us, uWu wequiwes -Our ^w^ quick remove from x3 hence. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU shaww >_< do't. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. Whewe >_> is uWu he? -CHARMIAN. UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see ^.^ him since. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, OwO who's with :3 him, >_> what ^.^ he does. -UwU I uWu did nyot >_> send OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you find ^.^ him :3 sad, -x3 Say UwU I ^w^ am >w< dancing; >_> if uWu in :33 miwth, wepowt -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ sudden ;;w;; sick. OwO Quick, ÚwÚ and wetuwn. uWu Exit ALEXAS -CHARMIAN. uWu Madam, UwU methinks, >_> if xDD you uWu did wuv ^.^ him ^-^ deawwy, ->_> You UwU do nyot howd x3 the method to enforce -uWu The ^.^ wike from ^.^ him. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do UwU I UwU do ^w^ nyot? -CHARMIAN. ^w^ In >_< each ^.^ thing UwU give ^.^ him way; OwO cwoss ^.^ him uWu in OwO nyothing. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Thou >_> teachest ^.^ wike :3 a foow- x3 the uWu way to wose ^.^ him. -CHARMIAN. Tempt ^.^ him nyot UwU so ^w^ too >_< faw; UwU I wish, >_< fowbeaw; -^w^ In time ^.^ we ^-^ hate :3 that which ^.^ we often ;;w;; feaw. - -Entew >_< ANTONY - -OwO But OwO hewe x3 comes Antony. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick ÚwÚ and suwwen. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy to UwU give :33 bweathing to x3 my purpose- -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me away, uWu deaw uWu Chawmian; UwU I UwU shaww UwU faww. -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be OwO thus xDD wong; x3 the >w< sides of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Will nyot >_< sustain :3 it. -xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, x3 my deawest ;;w;; queen- -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Pway UwU you, stand ^-^ fawthew from x3 me. -xDD ANTONY. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ by :3 that same ^w^ eye there's x3 some ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. ->_> What ;;w;; says x3 the mawwied x3 woman? >_> You OwO may ÚwÚ go. -Wouwd ^.^ she xDD had >_< nyevew UwU given xDD you OwO weave to >w< come! -Let her nyot >_> say UwU 'tis UwU I :3 that >_< keep xDD you here- -UwU I uWu have nyo powew ;;w;; upon uWu you; hews xDD you x3 awe. -xDD ANTONY. uWu The gods best UwU knyow- -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, >_< nyevew UwU was there >_< queen -^w^ So >w< mightiwy betray'd! ÚwÚ Yet uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst -UwU I saw x3 the :3 tweasons >_< pwanted. -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa- -UwU CWEOPATWA. Why >_> shouwd UwU I think xDD you ^.^ can be >_< minye ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, -;;w;; Though xDD you uWu in swearing ;;w;; shake x3 the throned uWu gods, -Who uWu have :33 been UwU fawse to >_< Fuwvia? Riotous xDD madnyess, -;;w;; To be ÚwÚ entangwed with UwU those ^-^ mouth-made ^w^ vows, ->_< Which bweak x3 themsewves uWu in sweawing! -xDD ANTONY. :3 Most x3 sweet ;;w;; queen- -UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, pray xDD you >_> seek nyo colour fow x3 youw ^-^ going, -OwO But bid farewell, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go. x3 When xDD you >_< sued staying, -UwU Then UwU was x3 the time fow ÚwÚ wowds. No x3 going >w< then! -Eternity UwU was uWu in UwU ouw lips ÚwÚ and ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; Bwiss uWu in UwU ouw >_> bwows' xDD bent, >_< nyonye UwU ouw parts UwU so poor -OwO But UwU was :3 a race of UwU heaven. ^-^ They OwO awe UwU so still, -:33 Ow UwU thou, x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest soldier of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Awt >_> tuwn'd x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest UwU wiaw. -xDD ANTONY. How now, :33 wady! -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< thy inches. ^.^ Thou shouwdst ^.^ knyow ->_> Thewe :3 wewe :3 a >_< heawt uWu in :3 Egypt. -xDD ANTONY. >w< Heaw uWu me, >w< queen: -uWu The >w< stwong ;;w;; nyecessity of time ;;w;; commands -Our >_< sewvices awhile; >_> but x3 my full >_< heawt -ÚwÚ Wemains uWu in use with OwO you. Our Italy -Shines ^-^ o'ew with ÚwÚ civiw swords: ;;w;; Sextus Pompeius -:3 Makes :33 his >_< appwoaches to x3 the ^.^ powt of Rome; -Equality of >w< two domestic ÚwÚ powews -Breed ;;w;; scwupuwous x3 faction; x3 the hated, grown to >_< stwength, -^w^ Awe x3 nyewwy grown to love. uWu The condemn'd Pompey, -Wich uWu in :33 his father's honyouw, :3 cweeps uWu apace -^.^ Into x3 the heawts of xDD such >_< as uWu have nyot xDD thwived ->_> Upon x3 the xDD pwesent state, x3 whose xDD nyumbews :3 thweaten; -xDD And OwO quietnyess, grown >w< sick of ^-^ west, ^.^ wouwd OwO puwge -^-^ By xDD any despewate :3 change. OwO My ^.^ mowe UwU pawticuwaw, -xDD And :3 that which UwU most with xDD you >_> shouwd >_< safe x3 my ^-^ going, -Is Fulvia's death. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Though age from >w< fowwy couwd nyot UwU give ;;w;; me ^w^ fweedom, -^.^ It does from :3 chiwdishnyess. UwU Can Fulvia die? -xDD ANTONY. >_> She's >_< dead, x3 my ÚwÚ Queen. -Wook UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< thy suvweign leisure ^w^ wead -uWu The ^-^ gawboiws ^.^ she :3 awak'd. At x3 the last, >_> best. -xDD See when ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ^.^ she ÚwÚ died. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O UwU most UwU fawse love! -Whewe be x3 the uWu sacwed vials xDD thou shouwdst ^w^ fiww -With :33 sowwowfuw ^-^ watew? Now UwU I see, UwU I see, -^w^ In Fulvia's :33 death >w< how >_< minye weceiv'd UwU shaww >w< be. -xDD ANTONY. Quarrel nyo >_> mowe, >_> but be pwepaw'd to ^.^ knyow -uWu The uWu puwposes UwU I bear; which awe, ow OwO cease, -;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww UwU give x3 th' xDD advice. ^-^ By x3 the fire -:33 That >_> quickens Nilus' uWu swime, UwU I OwO go from >w< hence -x3 Thy sowdiew, uWu sewvant, x3 making uWu peace ow >w< waw -;;w;; As xDD thou ÚwÚ affects. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Cut x3 my :33 wace, Charmian, >w< come! -OwO But wet >w< it be; UwU I ^w^ am quickly :33 iww ÚwÚ and weww- -^w^ So OwO Antony :3 wuvs. -xDD ANTONY. OwO My >_< pwecious queen, fowbeaw, -xDD And UwU give true >_> evidence to :33 his xDD wuv, which >w< stands -^-^ An ^.^ honyouwabwe trial. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ So Fulvia told x3 me. -UwU I :33 pwithee turn :3 aside ÚwÚ and xDD weep fow >w< hew; -UwU Then bid xDD adieu to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> say x3 the tears -^w^ Bewong to :3 Egypt. ^-^ Good now, :33 pway one scene -Of :3 excewwent >w< dissembwing, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it wook -Wike :3 pewfect honyouw. -xDD ANTONY. You'll ^.^ heat x3 my ^-^ bwood; nyo more. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> You ^.^ can UwU do xDD bettew :33 yet; >_> but ÚwÚ this >_> is OwO meetwy. -xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my swowd- -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD And target. UwU Stiww ^.^ he UwU mends; -OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 the >_> best. x3 Wook, ^.^ pwithee, Charmian, -How ÚwÚ this Herculean Roman does :33 become -uWu The xDD cawwiage of :33 his x3 chafe. -xDD ANTONY. I'll OwO weave UwU you, >_> wady. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Couwteous uWu wowd, one OwO wowd. -UwU Siw, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must :33 pawt- >_> but ^w^ that's nyot :3 it. -UwU Siw, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have lov'd- >_> but there's nyot :3 it. -:33 That xDD you ^.^ knyow well. xDD Something >w< it >_> is UwU I >_< wouwd- ->_< O, x3 my oblivion >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; Antony, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am aww fowgotten! -xDD ANTONY. OwO But :3 that x3 youw xDD woyawty -Howds idleness x3 youw uWu subject, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take xDD you -For idleness itself. -UwU CWEOPATWA. 'Tis :3 sweating labour -;;w;; To UwU beaw xDD such idleness UwU so nyeaw x3 the >_< heawt -;;w;; As Cleopatra UwU this. But, ^w^ siw, :33 fowgive OwO me; -Since x3 my :33 becomings OwO kiww ;;w;; me when ;;w;; they UwU do nyot -^.^ Eye weww to OwO you. uWu Youw honour ;;w;; cawws xDD you OwO hence; -Therefore be deaf to x3 my uWu unpitied >_> fowwy, -xDD And aww x3 the gods OwO go with you! >_> Upon x3 youw xDD swowd -xDD Sit ÚwÚ wauwew ;;w;; victowy, ÚwÚ and x3 smooth >w< success -^w^ Be UwU stwew'd >w< befowe x3 youw ÚwÚ feet! -xDD ANTONY. Let >_> us ÚwÚ go. >w< Come. -Our uWu sepawation UwU so ^.^ abides ÚwÚ and fwies -:33 That UwU thou, UwU wesiding UwU hewe, xDD goes yet with uWu me, -xDD And I, >w< hence fleeting, OwO hewe wemain with thee. ->_> Away! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew uWu OCTAVIUS ^.^ CAESAW, weading :3 a wettew; ;;w;; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw twain - -:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO may see, Wepidus, ÚwÚ and henceforth knyow, -^.^ It >_> is nyot Caesar's natural :33 vice to ^-^ hate -Our great competitor. Fwom Alexandria -This >_> is x3 the >_> nyews: ^.^ he ^w^ fishes, dwinks, ÚwÚ and :3 wastes -uWu The >w< wamps of >w< nyight uWu in ^.^ wevew; >_> is nyot ^.^ mowe manlike -Than xDD Cweopatwa, nor x3 the >_< queen of Ptowemy -uWu Mowe ;;w;; womanwy than he; hardly uWu gave uWu audience, ow -OwO Vouchsaf'd to think ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ pawtnyews. >_> You UwU shaww find there -^-^ A x3 man who >_> is x3 the abstract of aww :33 fauwts -:33 That aww ;;w;; men x3 fowwow. -x3 WEPIDUS. UwU I ^w^ must nyot think there OwO awe -;;w;; Eviws ^w^ enyow to dawken aww :33 his >_< goodnyess. -ÚwÚ His fauwts, uWu in :3 him, xDD seem >_< as x3 the OwO spots of ^.^ heaven, -uWu Mowe fiery ^.^ by night's xDD bwacknyess; heweditawy -Rather than ^.^ puwchas'd; >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot change -Than >_> what ^.^ he uWu chooses. -:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too :3 induwgent. :3 Wet's gwant >w< it >_> is nyot -:3 Amiss to tumble on x3 the x3 bed of Ptowemy, -;;w;; To UwU give :3 a ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a :33 miwth, to sit -xDD And >_< keep x3 the turn of ÚwÚ tippwing with :3 a :33 swave, -;;w;; To x3 weew x3 the ^w^ stweets uWu at noon, ÚwÚ and stand x3 the buffet -With knyaves :3 that smell of >_> sweat. x3 Say ÚwÚ this x3 becomes uWu him- -;;w;; As :33 his ^.^ composuwe ^w^ must be OwO wawe ÚwÚ indeed -;;w;; Whom these ^.^ things ;;w;; cannyot blemish- yet ^w^ must OwO Antony -No uWu way UwU excuse :33 his foils when ^.^ we UwU do UwU beaw -^w^ So great >_> weight uWu in :33 his wightnyess. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 fiww'd -ÚwÚ His x3 vacancy with :33 his >_< vowuptuousnyess, -Full surfeits ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< dwynyess of :33 his bones -;;w;; Caww on ^.^ him for't! OwO But to confound xDD such time -:33 That xDD dwums ^.^ him from :33 his spowt ÚwÚ and xDD speaks >_< as ÚwÚ woud -;;w;; As :33 his UwU own >w< state ÚwÚ and ours- UwU 'tis to be ;;w;; chid -;;w;; As ^.^ we wate >_< boys who, ^.^ being uWu matuwe uWu in ^-^ knyowwedge, -Pawn uWu theiw UwU expewience to uWu theiw xDD pwesent x3 pweasuwe, -xDD And UwU so rebel to ;;w;; judgment. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 WEPIDUS. >_> Hewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. -x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Thy ^w^ biddings uWu have :33 been donye; ÚwÚ and every ^-^ houw, -:3 Most x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Caesaw, shalt xDD thou uWu have wepowt -How UwU 'tis abroad. ÚwÚ Pompey >_> is >w< stwong uWu at :33 sea, -xDD And >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ bewov'd of UwU those -:33 That >w< onwy uWu have feaw'd Caesaw. ;;w;; To x3 the ports -uWu The discontents wepaiw, ÚwÚ and men's ÚwÚ wepowts -Give ^.^ him much >_> wwong'd. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have ÚwÚ knyown nyo :3 wess. -^.^ It hath :33 been ÚwÚ taught >_> us from x3 the xDD pwimaw >w< state -:33 That ^.^ he which >_> is UwU was >w< wish'd ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he were; -xDD And x3 the OwO ebb'd ^w^ man, ^w^ nye'ew :3 wov'd >w< tiww ^w^ nye'ew ^.^ wowth xDD wuv, -UwU Comes ^-^ deaw'd ^.^ by ^.^ being >_< wack'd. This ^w^ common ;;w;; body, -Wike to :3 a >_> vagabond flag ;;w;; upon x3 the stweam, -x3 Goes to ÚwÚ and back, wackeying x3 the :3 vawying OwO tide, -;;w;; To uWu wot itsewf with ;;w;; motion. -x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee ;;w;; wowd -ÚwÚ Menyecwates ÚwÚ and Menyas, famous pirates, -^-^ Make x3 the sea serve ÚwÚ them, which ;;w;; they ear ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wound -With ^.^ keews of every kind. xDD Many :3 hot inroads -^-^ They >_< make uWu in >w< Itawy; x3 the >w< bowdews >_> mawitime -;;w;; Wack :3 bwood to think on't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwush :33 youth revolt. -No vessel ^.^ can xDD peep fowth >_> but UwU 'tis >_< as >w< soon ->_< Taken >_< as uWu seen; fow >_> Pompey's xDD nyame :33 stwikes ^.^ mowe -Than couwd :33 his >w< waw ^w^ wesisted. -:3 CAESAW. ;;w;; Antony, -Weave >w< thy OwO wascivious wassails. x3 When xDD thou >_> once -Was beaten from uWu Modenya, :3 whewe xDD thou swew'st -UwU Hiwtius ÚwÚ and uWu Pansa, consuls, uWu at >w< thy OwO heew -Did :3 faminye >w< fowwow; ÚwÚ whom xDD thou xDD fought'st >w< against, -;;w;; Though :33 daintiwy ^.^ bwought up, with uWu patience ^.^ mowe -Than savages couwd :33 suffew. ^.^ Thou :33 didst ÚwÚ dwink -uWu The ÚwÚ stawe of :3 howses ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 giwded puddwe ->_< Which x3 beasts ^.^ wouwd ^-^ cough at. x3 Thy palate xDD then uWu did >_< deign -uWu The woughest berry on x3 the rudest hedge; -Yea, ^.^ wike x3 the stag when >w< snyow x3 the pastuwe UwU sheets, -uWu The barks of trees xDD thou xDD bwows'd. On x3 the ;;w;; Awps -^.^ It >_> is OwO wepowted xDD thou :33 didst eat ;;w;; stwange OwO fwesh, ->_< Which x3 some uWu did ^-^ die to wook :3 on. xDD And aww OwO this- -^.^ It wounds ^.^ thinye honour :3 that UwU I speak >w< it x3 nyow- -Was :3 bownye UwU so ^.^ wike :3 a soldier :3 that >w< thy >_< cheek -^w^ So much >_< as wank'd not. -x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis pity of ^.^ him. -:3 CAESAW. Let :33 his UwU shames quickly -Drive ^.^ him to xDD Wome. 'Tis time ^.^ we twain -Did x3 show ouwsewves :33 i' x3 th' :3 fiewd; ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end ->_< Assembwe ^.^ we x3 immediate counciw. ÚwÚ Pompey -Thwives uWu in UwU ouw >_< idwenyess. -x3 WEPIDUS. >_< To-mowwow, ÚwÚ Caesaw, -UwU I UwU shaww be OwO fuwnyish'd to infowm xDD you rightly -UwU Both >_> what ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand UwU I ^.^ can be able -;;w;; To >w< fwont ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent uWu time. -:3 CAESAW. Tiww which x3 encountew -^.^ It >_> is x3 my business UwU too. uWu Faweweww. -x3 WEPIDUS. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> What xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU meantime -Of stiws >_> abwoad, UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, -;;w;; To wet ;;w;; me be ^-^ pawtakew. -:3 CAESAW. Doubt >_> nyot, siw; -UwU I UwU knyew >w< it fow x3 my UwU bond. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and MARDIAN - -UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 Chawmian! -CHARMIAN. ;;w;; Madam? -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< Ha, :33 ha! -Give ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ mandwagowa. -CHARMIAN. Why, :33 madam? -UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That UwU I ^w^ might :33 sweep x3 out ÚwÚ this great uWu gap of time -OwO My OwO Antony >_> is xDD away. -CHARMIAN. >_> You think of ^.^ him ^w^ too :33 much. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, UwU 'tis treason! -CHARMIAN. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ twust, nyot :3 so. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Thou, eunuch Mardian! -MARDIAN. x3 What's x3 youw Highness' pweasuwe? -UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Nyot nyow to hear uWu thee UwU sing; UwU I OwO take nyo :3 pweasuwe -^w^ In ^.^ aught >w< an eunuch has. 'Tis weww fow uWu thee -^.^ That, ^.^ being unseminar'd, >w< thy ÚwÚ fweew >_< thoughts -^-^ May nyot fwy fowth of :3 Egypt. Hast xDD thou ^.^ affections? -MARDIAN. Yes, >_> gwacious UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Indeed? -MARDIAN. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in OwO deed, x3 madam; fow UwU I ^.^ can UwU do >_< nyothing -OwO But >_> what ÚwÚ indeed >_> is xDD honyest to be ^-^ donye. -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I >_< fiewce >_> affections, ÚwÚ and think ->_> What :3 Venyus uWu did with >_< Maws. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O Charmian, -Whewe think'st xDD thou ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ nyow? Stands ^.^ he ow >_> sits uWu he? -:33 Ow does ^.^ he xDD wawk? ow >_> is ^.^ he on :33 his ^-^ howse? -x3 O ^w^ happy horse, to UwU beaw x3 the >_> weight of Antony! -Do bwavewy, :33 howse; fow OwO wot'st xDD thou ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< mov'st? -uWu The ;;w;; demi-Atwas of ÚwÚ this earth, x3 the awm -xDD And buwgonyet of ^.^ men. He's speaking now, -:33 Ow >w< muwmuwing 'Whewe's x3 my serpent of ;;w;; owd Nyiwe?' -For UwU so ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws x3 me. Now UwU I >w< feed mysewf -With UwU most delicious poison. ^w^ Think on uWu me, -:33 That ^w^ am with x3 Phoebus' :3 amowous pinches black, -xDD And wwinkwed >_> deep uWu in >w< time? Broad-fronted ÚwÚ Caesaw, -x3 When xDD thou >w< wast OwO hewe :33 abuv x3 the ground, UwU I UwU was -^-^ A mowsew fow :3 a monarch; ÚwÚ and great ÚwÚ Pompey -Wouwd stand ÚwÚ and >_< make :33 his eyes gwow uWu in x3 my brow; ->_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ anchow :33 his uWu aspect ÚwÚ and ^-^ die -With ^w^ wooking on :33 his life. - -Entew ALEXAS - -AWEXAS. Suvweign of xDD Egypt, ^.^ haiw! -UwU CWEOPATWA. How much ^-^ unwike awt xDD thou >_> Mawk Antony! -Yet, xDD coming from :3 him, :3 that great med'cinye hath -With :33 his >_< tinct :3 giwded thee. -How xDD goes >w< it with x3 my >_< bwave >_> Mawk Antony? -AWEXAS. UwU Wast ^.^ thing ^.^ he ^-^ did, uWu deaw :3 Queen, ->w< He OwO kiss'd- x3 the >w< wast of UwU many doubled ÚwÚ kisses- -This x3 owient peaww. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ speech >_< sticks uWu in x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Mine ear ^w^ must pluck >w< it ^w^ thence. -AWEXAS. x3 'Good ^w^ fwiend,' quoth ^.^ he ->w< 'Say x3 the >w< fiwm Roman to great Egypt OwO sends -This treasure of >w< an UwU oystew; uWu at x3 whose xDD foot, -;;w;; To mend x3 the petty ÚwÚ pwesent, UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ piece -:3 Hew UwU opuwent >_< thwonye with ^-^ kingdoms. All x3 the East, -x3 Say UwU thou, UwU shaww caww her UwU mistwess.' ^w^ So ^.^ he OwO nyodded, -xDD And :3 sobewwy uWu did ^-^ mount >w< an ^w^ awm-gaunt >w< steed, -Who nyeigh'd UwU so xDD high :3 that >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ spoke -Was OwO beastwy dumb'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. -UwU CWEOPATWA. What, UwU was ^.^ he >_> sad ow mewwy? -AWEXAS. Wike to x3 the time ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD yeaw ^-^ between x3 the extwemes -Of :3 hot ÚwÚ and xDD cowd; ^.^ he UwU was nor >_> sad nor x3 mewwy. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O ^w^ weww-divided >w< disposition! xDD Nyote :3 him, -xDD Nyote :3 him, ÚwÚ good uWu Chawmian; UwU 'tis x3 the xDD man; >_> but ^-^ nyote x3 him! ->w< He UwU was nyot :3 sad, fow ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd shine on UwU those -:33 That >_< make uWu theiw :33 wooks ^.^ by ^w^ his; ^.^ he UwU was nyot >_> mewwy, ->_< Which ^w^ seem'd to tell them :33 his wemembwance uWu way -^w^ In Egypt with :33 his :33 joy; >_> but ^-^ between xDD both. -x3 O ^-^ heavenwy >_< mingwe! UwU Be'st xDD thou >_> sad ow >_> mewwy, -uWu The x3 viowence of xDD eithew uWu thee >_> becomes, -^w^ So does >w< it nyo x3 man ewse. Met'st xDD thou x3 my ^w^ posts? -AWEXAS. Ay, UwU madam, ÚwÚ twenty sevewaw messengers. -Why UwU do xDD you >_> send UwU so ^-^ thick? -UwU CWEOPATWA. Who's bown :3 that day -x3 When UwU I x3 fowget to >_> send to OwO Antony -Shall ^-^ die :3 a x3 beggaw. Ink ÚwÚ and paper, Charmian. -Welcome, x3 my ÚwÚ good Alexas. Did I, Charmian, -^w^ Evew wuv Caesaw so? -CHARMIAN. x3 O :3 that >_< bwave :3 Caesaw! -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Be chok'd with xDD such anyothew x3 emphasis! -x3 Say ÚwÚ 'the >_< bwave x3 Antony.' -CHARMIAN. uWu The uWu vawiant :3 Caesaw! -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ By ;;w;; Isis, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee bwoody teeth -;;w;; If xDD thou with Caesaw uWu pawagon again -OwO My x3 man of ^.^ men. -CHARMIAN. ^-^ By x3 youw UwU most >_> gwacious pardon, -UwU I ^.^ sing >_> but ÚwÚ aftew OwO you. -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My ;;w;; sawad uWu days, -x3 When UwU I UwU was green uWu in ^.^ judgment, UwU cowd uWu in bwood, -;;w;; To >_> say >_< as UwU I uWu said UwU then. OwO But come, away! ->_< Get ;;w;; me ink ÚwÚ and ^.^ papew. ->w< He UwU shaww uWu have every day :3 a sevewaw gweeting, -:33 Ow I'll xDD unpeopwe :3 Egypt. Exeunt - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Messina. xDD POMPEY'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^w^ POMPEY, MENyECWATES, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyAS, uWu in warlike ^w^ mannyew - -uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If x3 the great gods be >_< just, ;;w;; they UwU shaww xDD assist -uWu The >_< deeds of justest ^.^ men. -MENyECWATES. Knyow, ÚwÚ wowthy Pompey, -:33 That >_> what ;;w;; they UwU do deway ;;w;; they nyot deny. -uWu POMPEY. Whiwes ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ suitows to uWu theiw throne, UwU decays -uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ we sue ;;w;; fow. -MENyECWATES. We, ÚwÚ ignyowant of ;;w;; ouwsewves, ->w< Beg often UwU ouw UwU own >_< hawms, which x3 the uWu wise pow'rs ->w< Deny >_> us fow UwU ouw good; UwU so find ^.^ we pwofit -^-^ By losing of UwU ouw prayers. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I UwU shaww UwU do well. -uWu The OwO peopwe wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the sea >_> is minye; -OwO My ÚwÚ powews OwO awe cwescent, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< auguwing UwU hope -^w^ Says >w< it xDD wiww come to x3 th' ^w^ fuww. >_> Mawk OwO Antony -^w^ In Egypt >_> sits uWu at xDD dinnyew, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< make -No UwU waws ^-^ without x3 doows. Caesaw :33 gets monyey :3 whewe ->w< He loses >w< heawts. xDD Wepidus ^.^ fwattews xDD both, -Of both >_> is flatter'd; >_> but ^.^ he :3 nyeithew wuvs, -x3 Nyow xDD eithew ÚwÚ cawes fow ^.^ him. -MENyAS. Caesaw ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus -^w^ Awe uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. ^-^ A ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ stwength ;;w;; they :33 cawwy. -uWu POMPEY. Whewe uWu have xDD you :3 this? 'Tis >w< fawse. -MENyAS. Fwom Silvius, sir. -uWu POMPEY. >w< He dweams. UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in ÚwÚ Wome together, -^w^ Wooking fow Antony. OwO But aww x3 the chawms of xDD wuv, -Salt xDD Cweopatwa, :33 soften >w< thy xDD wan'd wip! -Let uWu witchcwaft ^w^ join with >w< beauty, lust with both; -ÚwÚ Tie x3 up x3 the wibewtinye uWu in :3 a field of feasts, -^w^ Keep :33 his :3 bwain UwU fuming. Epicuwean :33 cooks -xDD Shawpen with cwoywess UwU sauce :33 his uWu appetite, -:33 That :33 sweep ÚwÚ and feeding OwO may prorogue :33 his honour -Even >w< tiww :3 a ;;w;; Wethe'd OwO duwwnyess- - -Entew :33 VAWWIUS - -How now, Vawwius! -;;w;; VAWWIUS. This >_> is UwU most xDD cewtain :3 that UwU I UwU shaww dewivew: ->_> Mawk OwO Antony >_> is every >_> houw uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -x3 Expected. Since ^.^ he OwO went from Egypt UwU 'tis -^-^ A xDD space fow ^-^ fawthew uWu twavew. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I couwd uWu have UwU given less ;;w;; mattew -^-^ A xDD bettew :3 eaw. Menyas, UwU I uWu did nyot think -This :3 amowous surfeiter ^.^ wouwd uWu have donn'd :33 his ÚwÚ hewm -For xDD such :3 a petty UwU waw; :33 his sowdiewship -Is twice x3 the othew >_< twain. OwO But wet >_> us ^-^ weaw -uWu The :3 highew UwU ouw :33 opinyion, :3 that UwU ouw stirring -UwU Can from x3 the wap of OwO Egypt's ^.^ widow pluck -uWu The >_< nye'ew-wust-weawied Antony. -MENyAS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU hope -Caesaw ÚwÚ and OwO Antony UwU shaww weww x3 gweet together. -ÚwÚ His >w< wife ^w^ that's >_< dead uWu did :33 twespasses to OwO Caesaw; -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ waww'd ;;w;; upon him; awthough, UwU I >_< think, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 mov'd ^.^ by Antony. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, Menyas, -How wessew :33 enmities OwO may UwU give uWu way to ;;w;; gweatew. -^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 that ^.^ we stand x3 up OwO against them all, -uWu 'Twewe x3 pwegnyant ;;w;; they >_> shouwd square ^-^ between themselves; -For ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ entewtainyed cause enough -;;w;; To dwaw uWu theiw :3 swowds. OwO But >w< how x3 the feaw of >_> us -^-^ May UwU cement uWu theiw ;;w;; divisions, ÚwÚ and bind x3 up -uWu The petty ^.^ diffewence ^.^ we yet nyot :33 knyow. -^w^ Be't >_< as UwU ouw gods xDD wiww >w< have't! ^.^ It >w< onwy >w< stands -Our ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon to use UwU ouw OwO stwongest ^w^ hands. -^.^ Come, ^w^ Menyas. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. uWu The ;;w;; house of UwU WEPIDUS - -Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and UwU WEPIDUS - -x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Good Enyobawbus, UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy OwO deed, -xDD And UwU shaww :33 become xDD you weww, to entweat x3 youw UwU captain -;;w;; To soft ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe :33 speech. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU shaww entweat ^.^ him -;;w;; To answew ^.^ wike himself. ;;w;; If Caesaw move :3 him, -Let OwO Antony wook uvw Caesar's >_> head -xDD And speak >_< as ÚwÚ woud >_< as >_< Maws. ^-^ By Jupiter, -^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the xDD weawew of Antonyius' UwU beawd, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; shave't ^w^ to-day. -x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis nyot :3 a time -For >_> pwivate OwO stomaching. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Evewy time -;;w;; Sewves fow x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that >_> is xDD then bown ÚwÚ in't. -x3 WEPIDUS. OwO But UwU smaww to :33 gweatew uWu mattews ^w^ must UwU give >_> way. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> if x3 the UwU smaww come fiwst. -x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ speech >_> is :3 passion; -OwO But pray xDD you stir nyo uWu embews :33 up. :3 Hewe x3 comes -uWu The x3 nyobwe Antony. - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ;;w;; VENTIDIUS - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD And :33 yondew, Caesaw. - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGRIPPA - -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If ^.^ we :33 compose weww UwU hewe, to ^w^ Pawthia. -Hawk, ^w^ Ventidius. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, Maecenas. ;;w;; Ask UwU Agwippa. -x3 WEPIDUS. Noble OwO fwiends, -:33 That which ^-^ combin'd >_> us UwU was UwU most ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and wet nyot -^-^ A :33 weanyew uWu action rend >_> us. x3 What's xDD amiss, -^-^ May >w< it be gently heawd. x3 When ^.^ we debate -Our OwO twiviaw ^.^ diffewence woud, ^.^ we UwU do :3 commit ->_> Muwdew uWu in :3 heawing wounds. Then, x3 nyobwe ^-^ pawtnyews, -uWu The rather fow UwU I eawnyestwy ÚwÚ beseech, -Touch xDD you x3 the :3 souwest x3 points with ^w^ sweetest ^w^ tewms, -x3 Nyow ;;w;; cuwstnyess gwow to x3 th' :3 mattew. -xDD ANTONY. 'Tis >w< spoken well. -^.^ Wewe ^.^ we >w< befowe UwU ouw arinies, ÚwÚ and to x3 fight, -UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do OwO thus. [Flourish] -:3 CAESAW. Welcome to xDD Wome. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Thank OwO you. -:3 CAESAW. Sit. -xDD ANTONY. >_> Sit, sir. -:3 CAESAW. Nyay, UwU then. ^w^ [They sit] -xDD ANTONY. UwU I :3 weawn xDD you OwO take ^.^ things :33 iww which OwO awe nyot >_> so, -:33 Ow x3 being, concern xDD you not. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I ^w^ must be >_< waugh'd uWu at -If, ow fow >_< nyothing ow :3 a UwU wittwe, -Should >_> say mysewf ^.^ offended, ÚwÚ and with xDD you -Chiefly :33 i' x3 the wowwd; ^.^ mowe >_< waugh'd uWu at :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd -Once xDD nyame xDD you >w< dewogatewy when to >_> sound x3 youw xDD nyame -^.^ It nyot concern'd x3 me. -xDD ANTONY. OwO My ^.^ being uWu in xDD Egypt, ÚwÚ Caesaw, ->_> What :3 was't to you? -:3 CAESAW. No ^.^ mowe than x3 my UwU wesiding OwO hewe uWu at ÚwÚ Wome -^.^ Might be to xDD you uWu in :3 Egypt. Yet, >_> if xDD you there -Did x3 pwactise on x3 my state, x3 youw ^.^ being uWu in Egypt -^.^ Might be x3 my x3 question. -xDD ANTONY. How intend :3 you- ÚwÚ pwactis'd? -:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO may be pleas'd to catch uWu at >_< minye :3 intent -^-^ By >_> what uWu did OwO hewe befaww x3 me. uWu Youw >w< wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothew -Made UwU waws ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw contestation -Was :33 theme fow uWu you; xDD you :3 wewe x3 the ;;w;; wowd of waw. -xDD ANTONY. >_> You UwU do ÚwÚ mistake x3 youw ^.^ businyess; x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< nyevew -Did urge ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his act. UwU I uWu did ^.^ inquiwe :33 it, -xDD And uWu have x3 my :33 weawnying from x3 some true ÚwÚ wepowts -:33 That >w< dwew uWu theiw :33 swowds with OwO you. Did ^.^ he nyot rather -:3 Discwedit x3 my ÚwÚ authowity with >_< youws, -xDD And >_< make x3 the UwU waws :33 awike OwO against x3 my ^w^ stomach, ->_> Having :33 awike x3 youw ^w^ cause? Of ÚwÚ this x3 my x3 wettews -^.^ Befowe uWu did satisfy OwO you. ;;w;; If you'ww patch :3 a quarrel, -;;w;; As ;;w;; mattew whole xDD you uWu have nyot to >_< make >w< it OwO with, -^.^ It ^w^ must nyot be with UwU this. -:3 CAESAW. >_> You praise >_> youwsewf -^-^ By >w< waying :33 defects of ^w^ judgment to OwO me; >_> but ->_> You ^-^ patch'd x3 up x3 youw :33 excuses. -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, nyot so; -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you couwd nyot lack, UwU I ^w^ am xDD cewtain on't, -Very ;;w;; nyecessity of ÚwÚ this ^-^ thought, :3 that I, -uWu Youw ;;w;; pawtnyew uWu in x3 the cause uWu 'gainst which ^.^ he :33 fought, -Could nyot with ^.^ gwacefuw eyes >_< attend UwU those UwU waws ->_< Which fwonted >_< minye UwU own peace. ;;w;; As fow x3 my :3 wife, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had her ^w^ spiwit uWu in xDD such x3 anyothew! -uWu The thiwd ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd >_> is >_< youws, which with :3 a >_< snyaffwe ->_> You OwO may >_> pace easy, >_> but nyot xDD such :3 a x3 wife. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd ^.^ we xDD had aww xDD such ^-^ wives, :3 that x3 the ;;w;; men ^w^ might OwO go to -UwU waws with x3 the ^.^ women! -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So much uncuwbabwe, her ^-^ gawboiws, ÚwÚ Caesaw, -Made x3 out of her ^.^ impatience- which nyot OwO wanted -^.^ Shwewdnyess of UwU powicy UwU too- UwU I :3 gwieving gwant -Did xDD you ^w^ too much disquiet. For :3 that xDD you ^w^ must -OwO But >_> say UwU I couwd nyot OwO hewp :3 it. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I wwote to xDD you -x3 When wioting uWu in ÚwÚ Awexandwia; xDD you -Did uWu pocket x3 up x3 my letters, ÚwÚ and with uWu taunts -Did UwU gibe x3 my xDD missive x3 out of audience. -xDD ANTONY. UwU Siw, ->w< He UwU feww ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ere >w< admitted. UwU Then -Thwee >w< kings UwU I xDD had x3 nyewwy UwU feasted, ÚwÚ and uWu did ^.^ want -Of >_> what UwU I UwU was :33 i' x3 th' morning; >_> but :3 nyext day -UwU I told ^.^ him of myself, which UwU was >_< as much -;;w;; As to uWu have >w< ask'd ^.^ him pardon. Let ÚwÚ this fewwow -^w^ Be >_< nyothing of UwU ouw stwife; >_> if ^.^ we OwO contend, -UwU Out of UwU ouw ;;w;; question xDD wipe ^.^ him. -:3 CAESAW. >_> You uWu have xDD bwoken -uWu The uWu awticwe of x3 youw ;;w;; oath, which xDD you UwU shaww >_< nyevew -:3 Have >_> tongue to :3 chawge ;;w;; me with. -x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Soft, :3 Caesaw! -xDD ANTONY. No; -Wepidus, wet ^.^ him >_< speak. -uWu The honour >_> is uWu sacwed which ^.^ he talks on now, -UwU Supposing :3 that UwU I wack'd :3 it. OwO But ;;w;; on, Caesar: -uWu The uWu awticwe of x3 my >_> oath- -:3 CAESAW. ;;w;; To xDD wend ;;w;; me :3 awms ÚwÚ and >_> aid when UwU I requir'd ÚwÚ them, -uWu The which xDD you both uWu denyied. -xDD ANTONY. xDD Nyegwected, wathew; -xDD And xDD then when x3 poisonyed >_> houws xDD had bound ;;w;; me x3 up -Fwom >_< minye UwU own knowledge. ;;w;; As UwU nyeawwy >_< as UwU I may, -I'll :33 pway x3 the penitent to uWu you; >_> but >_< minye honesty -Shall nyot >_< make poor x3 my greatness, nor x3 my powew -^-^ Wowk ^-^ without :3 it. ;;w;; Twuth ;;w;; is, :3 that Fulvia, -;;w;; To uWu have ;;w;; me x3 out of xDD Egypt, UwU made UwU waws ^.^ hewe; -For which myself, x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowant x3 motive, UwU do -^w^ So uWu faw ^w^ ask UwU pawdon >_< as befits >_< minye honour -;;w;; To >_< stoop uWu in xDD such :3 a :3 case. -x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis x3 nyobwe >_> spoken. -:3 MAECENyAS. ;;w;; If >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease xDD you to enforce nyo further -uWu The griefs ^-^ between ye- to x3 fowget them quite -^.^ Wewe to remember :3 that x3 the xDD pwesent >_< nyeed -:33 Speaks to OwO atonye OwO you. -x3 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Wowthiwy spoken, Maecenas. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Ow, >_> if xDD you :3 bowwow one another's wuv fow x3 the ÚwÚ instant, -xDD you may, when xDD you hear nyo ^.^ mowe wowds of Pompey, ^-^ wetuwn >w< it ;;w;; again. ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have time to wrangle uWu in when xDD you uWu have >_< nyothing >_> ewse to -xDD do. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a soldier onwy. ^w^ Speak nyo more. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That uWu twuth >_> shouwd be silent UwU I xDD had almost :3 fowgot. -xDD ANTONY. >_> You wrong ÚwÚ this pwesence; >_< thewefowe speak nyo more. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Go ^.^ to, ^.^ then- x3 youw ^.^ considewate OwO stonye! -:3 CAESAW. UwU I UwU do nyot much :33 diswike x3 the >w< mattew, >_> but -uWu The ^w^ mannyew of :33 his OwO speech; for't ;;w;; cannyot be -We UwU shaww wemain uWu in ^-^ fwiendship, UwU ouw :33 conditions -^w^ So uWu diff'wing uWu in uWu theiw uWu acts. ÚwÚ Yet >_> if UwU I UwU knyew ->_> What ^.^ hoop >_> shouwd howd >_> us :33 stanch, from UwU edge to UwU edge -UwU O' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd pursue :3 it. -uWu AGWIPPA. Give ;;w;; me weave, Caesaw. -:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Speak, UwU Agwippa. -uWu AGWIPPA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a :3 sistew ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; mothew's side, -uWu Admiw'd Octavia. UwU Gweat >_> Mawk OwO Antony -Is nyow :3 a xDD widowew. -:3 CAESAW. x3 Say nyot >_> so, UwU Agwippa. -;;w;; If Cleopatra heard UwU you, x3 youw >_< wepwoof -^.^ Wewe weww OwO desewv'd of xDD washnyess. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< mawwied, Caesaw. Let ;;w;; me hear -uWu Agwippa further >_< speak. -uWu AGWIPPA. ;;w;; To howd xDD you uWu in pewpetuaw OwO amity, -;;w;; To >_< make xDD you OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and to >w< knyit x3 youw heawts -With >w< an ÚwÚ unswipping knot, OwO take OwO Antony -^-^ Octavia to :33 his :33 wife; x3 whose beauty claims -No xDD wowse :3 a :33 husband than x3 the best of ÚwÚ men; ->_< Whose viwtue ÚwÚ and x3 whose general uWu gwaces speak -:33 That which >_< nyonye >_> ewse ^.^ can ^-^ uttew. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage -All xDD wittwe uWu jeawousies, which nyow xDD seem ^.^ gweat, -xDD And aww great >_> feaws, which nyow impowt uWu theiw ÚwÚ dangews, -Wouwd xDD then be OwO nyothing. Truths ^.^ wouwd be tales, -Whewe nyow half ;;w;; tawes be twuths. :3 Hew wuv to both -Wouwd >_< each to ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and aww loves to xDD both, -Draw ÚwÚ aftew her. ^w^ Pawdon >_> what UwU I uWu have spoke; -For UwU 'tis :3 a xDD studied, nyot :3 a xDD pwesent ^-^ thought, -^-^ By >_> duty OwO wuminyated. -xDD ANTONY. Will Caesaw x3 speak? -:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^.^ he x3 heaws >w< how OwO Antony >_> is touch'd -With >_> what >_> is ^-^ spoke >_< awweady. -xDD ANTONY. >_> What powew >_> is uWu in uWu Agwippa, -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say 'Agrippa, be >w< it :3 so,' -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this good? -:3 CAESAW. uWu The powew of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ His powew >w< unto Octavia. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ May UwU I >_< nyevew -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good xDD puwpose, :3 that UwU so ^.^ faiwwy uWu shows, -^.^ Dweam of x3 impediment! Let ;;w;; me uWu have >w< thy >w< hand. ->w< Fuwthew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act of >w< gwace; ÚwÚ and from ÚwÚ this >_> houw -uWu The >_< heawt of bwothews >_< guvwn uWu in UwU ouw loves -xDD And xDD sway UwU ouw great xDD designs! -:3 CAESAW. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >w< hand. -^-^ A :3 sistew UwU I ^-^ bequeath UwU you, ÚwÚ whom nyo ÚwÚ bwothew -Did OwO evew wuv UwU so deawwy. Let her ^w^ wive -;;w;; To ^w^ join UwU ouw OwO kingdoms ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> heawts; ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew -xDD Fwy x3 off UwU ouw loves x3 again! -x3 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Happiwy, >_< amen! -xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu did nyot think to dwaw x3 my xDD swowd uWu 'gainst xDD Pompey; -For ^.^ he hath laid ;;w;; stwange couwtesies ÚwÚ and great -Of wate ;;w;; upon x3 me. UwU I ^w^ must >_> thank ^.^ him >_> onwy, -Lest x3 my wemembwance suffew :33 iww >w< wepowt; -At OwO heew of :3 that, ^.^ defy ^.^ him. -x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Time ;;w;; cawws >_> upon's. -Of >_> us ^w^ must ÚwÚ Pompey presently be sought, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ he >_> seeks x3 out >_> us. -xDD ANTONY. Whewe wies uWu he? -:3 CAESAW. About x3 the ^-^ Mount Misenyum. -xDD ANTONY. >_> What >_> is :33 his ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ by xDD wand? -:3 CAESAW. UwU Gweat ÚwÚ and ^w^ incweasing; >_> but ^.^ by sea ->w< He >_> is >w< an ^w^ absowute master. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the ^w^ fame. -Wouwd ^.^ we xDD had ^-^ spoke ;;w;; togethew! Haste ^.^ we fow :3 it. -Yet, ere ^.^ we put ouwsewves uWu in awms, dispatch ^.^ we -uWu The business ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ tawk'd uWu of. -:3 CAESAW. With UwU most >_> gwadnyess; -xDD And UwU do invite xDD you to x3 my OwO sistew's ^.^ view, -x3 Whithew ^w^ stwaight I'll lead OwO you. -xDD ANTONY. Let us, Wepidus, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wack x3 youw UwU company. -x3 WEPIDUS. Noble ;;w;; Antony, -ÚwÚ Nyot sicknyess >_> shouwd ^w^ detain x3 me. [Flourish] -Exeunt aww >_> but ENOBARBUS, x3 AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ MAECENyAS -:3 MAECENyAS. Welcome from xDD Egypt, sir. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Hawf x3 the >_< heawt of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ wowthy >_> Maecenyas! OwO My ^.^ honyouwabwe -fwiend, OwO Agwippa! -uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ Good x3 Enyobawbus! -:3 MAECENyAS. We uWu have cause to be uWu gwad :3 that uWu mattews OwO awe UwU so weww -xDD digested. >_> You OwO stay'd weww by't uWu in :3 Egypt. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Ay, siw; ^.^ we uWu did :33 sweep day x3 out of >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and UwU made -x3 the >w< nyight >w< wight with ^w^ dwinking. -:3 MAECENyAS. ÚwÚ Eight >w< wiwd boars OwO woasted whole uWu at :3 a >w< bweakfast, ÚwÚ and >_> but ->_< twewve persons :33 thewe. Is ÚwÚ this twue? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. This UwU was >_> but >_< as :3 a fwy ^.^ by >w< an :33 eagwe. We xDD had much ^.^ mowe -monstwous ;;w;; mattew of OwO feast, which ^-^ wowthiwy deserved noting. -:3 MAECENyAS. >_> She's :3 a UwU most x3 twiumphant UwU wady, >_> if wepowt be square to her. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 When ^.^ she xDD fiwst >w< met >_> Mawk OwO Antony ^.^ she xDD puws'd x3 up :33 his uWu heawt, -;;w;; upon x3 the river of ^.^ Cydnyus. -uWu AGWIPPA. >_> Thewe ^.^ she appear'd ^w^ indeed! :33 Ow x3 my reporter :3 devis'd weww fow -her. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I xDD wiww tell OwO you. -uWu The barge ^.^ she sat x3 in, ^.^ wike :3 a buwnyish'd throne, -^w^ Buwn'd on x3 the >_> watew. uWu The >w< poop UwU was beaten x3 gowd; ->w< Puwpwe x3 the saiws, ÚwÚ and UwU so perfumed :3 that -uWu The >_< winds :3 wewe :3 wuv-sick with OwO them; x3 the oars :3 wewe ^.^ siwvew, ->_< Which to x3 the tune of :33 fwutes :33 kept :33 stwoke, ÚwÚ and UwU made -uWu The UwU watew which ;;w;; they xDD beat to ;;w;; fowwow >_< fastew, -;;w;; As :3 amowous of uWu theiw >w< stwokes. For her UwU own pewson, -^.^ It UwU beggaw'd aww descwiption. :33 She uWu did >_< wie -^w^ In her pavilion, >_> cwoth-of-gowd, of tissue, -^-^ O'ewpictuwing :3 that :3 Venyus :3 whewe ^.^ we >_> see -uWu The ^w^ fancy uWu out-wowk :33 nyatuwe. On >_< each x3 side her -^w^ Stood OwO pwetty dimpwed boys, ^.^ wike x3 smiwing :33 Cupids, -With divers-colour'd x3 fans, x3 whose wind uWu did xDD seem -;;w;; To glow x3 the xDD dewicate >_> cheeks which ;;w;; they uWu did coow, -xDD And >_> what ;;w;; they undid ^.^ did. -uWu AGWIPPA. >_< O, OwO wawe fow Antony! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Hew uWu gentwewomen, ^.^ wike x3 the Nyeweides, -^w^ So UwU many mermaids, tended her :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eyes, -xDD And UwU made uWu theiw :33 bends xDD adownyings. At x3 the ÚwÚ hewm -^-^ A ÚwÚ seeming :3 mewmaid steews. uWu The siwken x3 tackwe ->_> Sweww with x3 the >_> touches of UwU those xDD fwowew-soft ^.^ hands -:33 That :33 yawewy fwame x3 the ^w^ office. Fwom x3 the barge -^-^ A ;;w;; stwange invisible ^.^ pewfume x3 hits x3 the sense -Of x3 the adjacent whawfs. uWu The UwU city ;;w;; cast -:3 Hew OwO peopwe x3 out ;;w;; upon >w< hew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Antony, -UwU Enthwon'd :33 i' x3 th' mawket-pwace, uWu did sit ^-^ awonye, -uWu Whistwing to x3 th' air; ^w^ which, >_> but fow ^-^ vacancy, -xDD Had >_> gonye to ÚwÚ gaze on Cleopatra :3 too, -xDD And UwU made :3 a uWu gap uWu in :33 nyatuwe. -uWu AGWIPPA. Wawe Egyptian! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Upon her landing, OwO Antony sent to hew, -UwU Invited her to x3 suppew. :33 She replied -^.^ It >_> shouwd be xDD bettew ^.^ he ÚwÚ became her guest; ->_< Which ^.^ she :3 entweated. Our ^-^ couwteous ;;w;; Antony, -;;w;; Whom ^w^ nye'ew x3 the ;;w;; wowd of >_> 'Nyo' OwO woman heard :3 speak, -uWu Being :33 bawbew'd ;;w;; ten times uWu o'ew, xDD goes to x3 the OwO feast, -xDD And fow :33 his ordinary >w< pays :33 his >_< heawt -For >_> what :33 his eyes eat onwy. -uWu AGWIPPA. >_> Woyaw ^-^ wench! -:33 She UwU made great Caesaw uWu way :33 his xDD swowd to :3 bed. ->w< He ploughed hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she xDD cwopp'd. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I saw her >_> once -Hop >w< fowty paces ^w^ thwough x3 the public street; -^.^ And, xDD having wost her :33 bweath, ^.^ she ;;w;; spoke, ÚwÚ and panted, -:33 That ^.^ she uWu did >_< make OwO defect uWu pewfection, -^.^ And, breathless, pow'w ;;w;; bweathe forth. -:3 MAECENyAS. Now OwO Antony ^w^ must OwO weave her ^.^ uttewwy. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Nyevew! >w< He xDD wiww not. -Age ;;w;; cannyot uWu withew hew, nor ;;w;; custom ÚwÚ stawe -:3 Hew :3 infinyite variety. ;;w;; Othew x3 women cwoy -uWu The >_> appetites ;;w;; they UwU feed, >_> but ^.^ she x3 makes hungwy -Whewe UwU most ^.^ she ^-^ satisfies; fow vilest ^.^ things -Become x3 themsewves uWu in hew, :3 that x3 the >w< howy priests -:3 Bwess her when ^.^ she >_> is :33 wiggish. -:3 MAECENyAS. ;;w;; If >w< beauty, wisdom, OwO modesty, ^.^ can x3 settwe -uWu The >_< heawt of ;;w;; Antony, ^-^ Octavia >_> is -^-^ A blessed ^-^ wottewy to ^.^ him. -uWu AGWIPPA. Let >_> us ÚwÚ go. -^-^ Good Enyobawbus, >_< make >_> youwsewf x3 my uWu guest -Whilst xDD you abide hewe. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Humbwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >_> ANTONY, ^.^ CAESAW, ^w^ OCTAVIA ^-^ between them - -xDD ANTONY. uWu The wowwd ÚwÚ and x3 my great ^.^ office xDD wiww x3 sometimes -Divide ;;w;; me from x3 youw ÚwÚ bosom. -OCTAVIA. All which time -^.^ Befowe x3 the gods x3 my knyee UwU shaww bow x3 my >_< pwayews -;;w;; To them fow OwO you. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Good night, sir. OwO My >w< Octavia, -xDD Wead nyot x3 my blemishes uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's report. -UwU I uWu have nyot :33 kept x3 my square; >_> but :3 that to come -Shall aww be donye ^.^ by x3 th' rule. ^-^ Good night, uWu deaw >_> wady. -OCTAVIA. ^-^ Good night, sir. -:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. Exeunt xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and ^w^ OCTAVIA - -Entew uWu SOOTHSAYEW - -xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, sirrah, xDD you UwU do ÚwÚ wish >_> youwsewf uWu in uWu Egypt? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew come from thence, nor xDD you ^w^ thithew! -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can- x3 youw reason. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU I >_> see >w< it uWu in x3 my >w< motion, uWu have >w< it nyot uWu in x3 my tongue; >_> but -yet hie xDD you to Egypt ;;w;; again. -xDD ANTONY. x3 Say to uWu me, ->_< Whose fowtunyes UwU shaww rise xDD highew, Caesar's ow mine? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. Caesar's. ->_< Thewefowe, x3 O ;;w;; Antony, xDD stay nyot ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ side. -x3 Thy UwU daemon, :3 that >w< thy ^w^ spiwit which keeps ÚwÚ thee, >_> is ->_< Nyobwe, courageous, UwU high, unmatchabwe, -Whewe Caesar's >_> is x3 nyot; >_> but nyeaw ^.^ him >w< thy ÚwÚ angew ->_> Becomes :3 a ;;w;; feaw, >_< as ^.^ being o'ewpow'w'd. Therefore -^-^ Make xDD space enough ^-^ between OwO you. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ this nyo more. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; To >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thee; nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but when to thee. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost :33 pway with ^.^ him uWu at xDD any xDD game, -^.^ Thou awt >_< suwe to OwO wose; ÚwÚ and of :3 that natural luck ->w< He ÚwÚ beats uWu thee uWu 'gainst x3 the odds. x3 Thy UwU wustwe ^w^ thickens -x3 When ^.^ he uWu shinyes by. UwU I >_> say OwO again, >w< thy ^w^ spiwit -Is aww :33 afwaid to >_< guvwn uWu thee nyeaw him; -But, ^.^ he away, UwU 'tis noble. -xDD ANTONY. >_< Get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. -x3 Say to xDD Ventidius UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with ^.^ him. -uWu Exit uWu SOOTHSAYEW ->w< He UwU shaww to Pawthia.- ^w^ Be >w< it awt ow ^-^ hap, ->w< He hath >w< spoken true. uWu The xDD vewy :3 dice UwU obey him; -xDD And uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ spowts x3 my xDD bettew x3 cunnying >_> faints -;;w;; Undew :33 his >w< chance. ;;w;; If ^.^ we dwaw wots, ^.^ he >_> speeds; -ÚwÚ His cocks UwU do x3 win x3 the ÚwÚ battwe still of >_> minye, -x3 When >w< it >_> is aww to >w< nyought, ÚwÚ and :33 his quails OwO evew -uWu Beat >_> minye, >_> inhoop'd, uWu at odds. UwU I xDD wiww to >_< Egypt; -xDD And ^w^ though UwU I >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage fow x3 my ÚwÚ peace, -xDD I' x3 th' East x3 my :3 pweasuwe uWu wies. - -Entew ;;w;; VENTIDIUS - ->_< O, come, Ventidius, ->_> You ^w^ must to ^w^ Pawthia. uWu Youw :33 commission's weady; -Follow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and xDD weceive't. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew ;;w;; WEPIDUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGRIPPA - -x3 WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Twoubwe youwsewves nyo fuwthew. >_> Pway xDD you x3 hasten -uWu Youw genyewaws >w< aftew. -uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Siw, >_> Mawk OwO Antony -Will ^w^ e'en >_> but :3 kiss >w< Octavia, ÚwÚ and we'll x3 fowwow. -x3 WEPIDUS. Tiww UwU I UwU shaww >_> see xDD you uWu in x3 youw ^w^ sowdiew's UwU dwess, ->_< Which xDD wiww :33 become xDD you xDD both, farewell. -:3 MAECENyAS. We UwU shaww, -;;w;; As UwU I :33 conceive x3 the jouwnyey, be uWu at x3 th' ^-^ Mount -^.^ Befowe UwU you, Lepidus. -x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Youw uWu way >_> is shorter; -OwO My uWu puwposes UwU do dwaw ;;w;; me much ^-^ about. -You'll x3 win >w< two OwO days ;;w;; upon x3 me. -ÚwÚ BOTH. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ good :33 success! -x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Faweweww. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. Give ;;w;; me x3 some x3 music- ^.^ music, moody OwO food -Of >_> us :3 that OwO twade uWu in love. -uWu AWW. uWu The ^.^ music, ho! - -Entew MARDIAN x3 the eunuch - -UwU CWEOPATWA. Let >w< it awonye! :3 Wet's to billiards. ^.^ Come, Charmian. -CHARMIAN. OwO My awm >_> is uWu sowe; best :33 pway with UwU Mawdian. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; As weww :3 a OwO woman with >w< an eunuch pway'd -;;w;; As with :3 a uWu woman. ^.^ Come, you'ww :33 pway with uWu me, UwU siw? -MARDIAN. ;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I ^-^ can, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD And when ÚwÚ good xDD wiww >_> is show'd, ÚwÚ though't come ^w^ too ^.^ showt, -uWu The :33 actow OwO may pwead pardon. I'll >_< nyonye now. -Give ;;w;; me >_< minye ^.^ angwe- we'll to x3 th' river. There, -OwO My uWu music :3 pwaying uWu faw ^w^ off, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway -Tawny-finn'd uWu fishes; x3 my bended ÚwÚ hook UwU shaww xDD piewce -^-^ Theiw xDD swimy jaws; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I dwaw them x3 up -I'll think them every one >w< an ;;w;; Antony, -xDD And >_> say 'Ah :33 ha! Y'awe caught.' -CHARMIAN. >_< 'Twas ^.^ mewwy when ->_> You wager'd on x3 youw angwing; when x3 youw x3 divew -Did ^w^ hang :3 a ^-^ sawt :33 fish on :33 his ÚwÚ hook, which ^.^ he -With fervency >w< dwew :33 up. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That >w< time? x3 O times -UwU I laughed ^.^ him x3 out of >_> patience; ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< nyight -UwU I >_< waugh'd ^.^ him x3 into >_> patience; ÚwÚ and :3 nyext ^-^ mown, -Ere x3 the :3 nyinth ^-^ houw, UwU I UwU dwunk ^.^ him to :33 his ^.^ bed, -UwU Then put x3 my tires ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mantwes on :3 him, whiwst -UwU I ÚwÚ wowe :33 his xDD swowd Philippan. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -:3 O! from Italy? -Ram xDD thou >w< thy :33 fwuitfuw UwU tidings uWu in >_< minye ;;w;; eaws, -:33 That ^-^ wong time uWu have :33 been bawwen. -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, :3 madam- -UwU CWEOPATWA. Antony's ÚwÚ dead! ;;w;; If xDD thou >_> say >_> so, villain, -^.^ Thou ^-^ kiww'st >w< thy mistress; >_> but weww ÚwÚ and >w< fwee, -;;w;; If xDD thou UwU so yield :3 him, there >_> is ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe -OwO My OwO bwuest >_> veins to >w< kiss- :3 a uWu hand :3 that >w< kings -:3 Have ^.^ wipp'd, ÚwÚ and x3 twembwed kissing. -x3 MESSENGEW. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU madam, ^.^ he >_> is well. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Why, there's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. -But, sirrah, >_> mawk, ^.^ we use -;;w;; To >_> say x3 the >_< dead OwO awe well. Bring >w< it to :3 that, -uWu The gowd UwU I UwU give uWu thee xDD wiww UwU I :3 mewt ÚwÚ and pouw -xDD Down >w< thy OwO iww-uttewing uWu thwoat. -x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ Good UwU madam, hear x3 me. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Weww, OwO go ^.^ to, UwU I :33 wiww. -OwO But there's nyo xDD goodnyess uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; face. ;;w;; If OwO Antony -^w^ Be fwee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heawthfuw- >w< why UwU so OwO tawt :3 a ^.^ favouw -;;w;; To ÚwÚ twumpet xDD such ÚwÚ good x3 tidings? ;;w;; If nyot weww, -^.^ Thou shouwdst come ^.^ wike :3 a UwU Fuwy cwown'd with snyakes, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a formal man. -x3 MESSENGEW. Will't uWu pwease xDD you hear me? -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ mind to strike uWu thee ere xDD thou uWu speak'st. -Yet, >_> if xDD thou >_> say OwO Antony lives, >_> is weww, -:33 Ow ^w^ fwiends with ÚwÚ Caesaw, ow nyot >w< captive to :3 him, -I'll uWu set uWu thee uWu in :3 a shower of ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and >_< haiw -Wich uWu peawws ;;w;; upon thee. -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, uWu he's well. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Weww UwU said. -x3 MESSENGEW. xDD And ^w^ fwiends with Caesaw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Th'art >w< an xDD honyest man. -x3 MESSENGEW. Caesaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO awe :33 gweatew ^w^ fwiends than ever. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Make uWu thee :3 a :3 fowtunye from x3 me. -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO But ^w^ yet, :3 madam- -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike 'but yet.' ^.^ It does allay -uWu The ÚwÚ good pwecedence; fie ;;w;; upon 'but OwO yet'! -^w^ 'But xDD yet' >_> is >_< as :3 a gaowew to ;;w;; bwing fowth -;;w;; Some monstwous malefactor. Prithee, fwiend, -Pour x3 out x3 the OwO pack of ;;w;; mattew to >_< minye eaw, -uWu The ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and :33 bad together. He's ^w^ fwiends with OwO Caesaw; -^w^ In >w< state of :33 heawth, xDD thou >w< say'st; x3 and, xDD thou xDD say'st, >w< fwee. -x3 MESSENGEW. Fwee, madam! No; UwU I UwU made nyo xDD such report. -He's bound >w< unto Octavia. -UwU CWEOPATWA. For >_> what ÚwÚ good tuwn? -x3 MESSENGEW. For x3 the best turn :33 i' x3 th' :3 bed. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ am pawe, Charmian. -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, uWu he's mawwied to Octavia. -UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu The UwU most xDD infectious uWu pestiwence ;;w;; upon uWu thee! -[Strikes ^.^ him down] -x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ Good UwU madam, OwO patience. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What >_> say you? Hence, [Strikes >w< him] -Howwibwe :33 viwwain! ow I'll :33 spuwn ^.^ thinye eyes -Wike uWu bawws >w< befowe OwO me; I'll uWu unhaiw >w< thy head; -x3 [She hawes ^.^ him x3 up ÚwÚ and down] -^.^ Thou shalt be whipp'd with wiwe ÚwÚ and UwU stew'd uWu in uWu bwinye, -^-^ Smawting uWu in x3 wing'wing xDD pickwe. -x3 MESSENGEW. Gracious UwU madam, -UwU I :3 that UwU do ;;w;; bwing x3 the nyews UwU made nyot x3 the match. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 Say UwU 'tis nyot >_> so, :3 a ;;w;; pwovince UwU I xDD wiww UwU give ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And >_< make >w< thy fowtunyes :3 pwoud. uWu The ^w^ bwow xDD thou >w< hadst -Shall >_< make >w< thy uWu peace fow >w< moving ;;w;; me to uWu wage; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ boot uWu thee with >_> what ^w^ gift :3 beside -x3 Thy ÚwÚ modesty ^.^ can ;;w;; beg. -x3 MESSENGEW. He's >w< mawwied, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Wogue, xDD thou x3 hast liv'd ^w^ too wong. [Draws :3 a ÚwÚ knyife] -x3 MESSENGEW. Nyay, xDD then I'll wun. ->_> What >_> mean UwU you, :33 madam? UwU I uWu have UwU made nyo ^-^ fauwt. uWu Exit -CHARMIAN. ^-^ Good UwU madam, >_< keep >_> youwsewf within ^-^ youwsewf: -uWu The x3 man >_> is innocent. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Some ^.^ innyocents ;;w;; scape nyot x3 the thunderbolt. -:33 Mewt Egypt x3 into Nile! ÚwÚ and ^-^ kindwy ^-^ cweatuwes -Tuwn aww to uWu sewpents! ;;w;; Caww x3 the ;;w;; swave ;;w;; again. -;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am mad, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bite ^.^ him. UwU Caww! -CHARMIAN. >w< He >_> is ^w^ afeaw'd to x3 come. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ him. -;;w;; These ^.^ hands UwU do ^.^ wack nobility, :3 that ;;w;; they strike -^-^ A >w< meanyew than >_< mysewf; xDD since UwU I mysewf -:3 Have UwU given mysewf x3 the OwO cause. - -Entew x3 the MESSENGEW again - -:3 Come hithew, sir. -;;w;; Though >w< it be OwO honyest, >w< it >_> is >_< nyevew ÚwÚ good -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing :33 bad ;;w;; nyews. Give to :3 a >_> gwacious ^-^ message -^-^ An host of UwU tongues; >_> but wet :33 iww UwU tidings tell -Themselves when ;;w;; they be ÚwÚ fewt. -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I uWu have donye x3 my duty. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Is ^.^ he uWu mawwied? -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ hate uWu thee >_> wowsew than UwU I UwU do -;;w;; If xDD thou again >_> say 'Yes.' -x3 MESSENGEW. He's >w< mawwied, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu The gods confound uWu thee! uWu Dost xDD thou howd there still? -x3 MESSENGEW. Should UwU I wie, :33 madam? -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou ^.^ didst, -^w^ So half x3 my Egypt :3 wewe submewg'd ÚwÚ and UwU made -^-^ A ;;w;; cistewn fow x3 scaw'd uWu snyakes! ^w^ Go, get uWu thee x3 hence. -UwU Hadst xDD thou Nyawcissus uWu in >w< thy >w< face, to ;;w;; me -^.^ Thou wouldst appeaw UwU most ugly. >w< He >_> is uWu mawwied? -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw Highness' pardon. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He >_> is uWu mawwied? -x3 MESSENGEW. ^.^ Take nyo offence :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ offend uWu you; -;;w;; To punyish ;;w;; me fow >_> what xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me UwU do -x3 Seems much :3 unyequaw. He's mawwied to Octavia. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, :3 that :33 his ;;w;; fauwt >_> shouwd >_< make :3 a x3 knyave of uWu thee -:33 That awt nyot >_> what th'art >_< suwe :33 of! >_< Get uWu thee x3 hence. -uWu The ÚwÚ mewchandise which xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ bwought from ÚwÚ Wome -^w^ Awe aww ^w^ too uWu deaw fow x3 me. Lie ;;w;; they ;;w;; upon >w< thy uWu hand, -xDD And be ÚwÚ undonye ^.^ by OwO 'em! uWu Exit MESSENGEW -CHARMIAN. ^-^ Good x3 youw >w< Highnyess, OwO patience. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ In pwaising OwO Antony UwU I uWu have ^w^ dispwais'd Caesaw. -CHARMIAN. xDD Many xDD times, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ am paid for't now. xDD Wead ;;w;; me from hence, -UwU I ^.^ faint. x3 O ^-^ Iwas, :33 Chawmian! 'Tis nyo :3 mattew. -Go to x3 the fewwow, ÚwÚ good Alexas; bid ^.^ him -Report x3 the :33 featuwe of >w< Octavia, her years, -:3 Hew inclination; wet ^.^ him nyot OwO weave x3 out -uWu The colour of her >w< haiw. Bring ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< quickwy. -uWu Exit ALEXAS -Let ^.^ him fow OwO evew ;;w;; go- wet ^.^ him >_> nyot, Charmian- -;;w;; Though ^.^ he be painted one uWu way ^.^ wike :3 a Gorgon, -uWu The othew ^-^ way's :3 a >_< Maws. :33 [To MARDIAN] -x3 Bid xDD you Awexas -Bring ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< how ;;w;; taww ^.^ she is.- x3 Pity uWu me, Charmian, -OwO But UwU do nyot speak to x3 me. xDD Wead ;;w;; me to x3 my ^.^ chambew. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -Near OwO Misenyum - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew POMPEY ÚwÚ and ^.^ MENyAS uWu at one door, with drum ÚwÚ and trumpet; -uWu at another, ^.^ CAESAW, >_> ANTONY, ;;w;; WEPIDUS, ENOBARBUS, :3 MAECENyAS, x3 AGWIPPA, -with ^-^ sowdiews ^.^ mawching - -uWu POMPEY. uWu Youw x3 hostages UwU I have, UwU so uWu have xDD you minye; -xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww tawk >w< befowe ^.^ we ^w^ fight. -:3 CAESAW. :3 Most :3 meet -:33 That xDD fiwst ^.^ we come to words; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe uWu have ^.^ we -Our ÚwÚ wwitten uWu puwposes >w< befowe >_> us UwU sent; ->_< Which >_> if xDD thou x3 hast considewed, wet >_> us ^.^ knyow -;;w;; If 'twill :33 tie x3 up >w< thy >_> discontented xDD swowd -xDD And carry back to ;;w;; Siciwy much ;;w;; taww :33 youth -:33 That >_> ewse ^w^ must xDD pewish hewe. -uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; To xDD you aww >_< thwee, -uWu The :3 senyatows awonye of ÚwÚ this great ^w^ wowwd, -:33 Chief factors fow x3 the x3 gods: UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ Whewefowe x3 my >w< fathew >_> shouwd x3 wevengews >w< want, ->_> Having :3 a >_< son ÚwÚ and OwO fwiends, xDD since Julius ÚwÚ Caesaw, -Who uWu at Philippi x3 the ÚwÚ good Brutus ^-^ ghosted, ->_> Thewe saw xDD you labouring fow ^.^ him. >_> What :3 was't -:33 That x3 mov'd pawe >w< Cassius to x3 conspiwe? ÚwÚ and >_> what -Made x3 the ^-^ aww-honyouw'd xDD honyest Woman, >_> Bwutus, -With x3 the awm'd ^-^ west, courtiers of beauteous ^w^ fweedom, -;;w;; To UwU dwench x3 the Capitol, >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd -:3 Have one x3 man >_> but :3 a man? xDD And :3 that >_> is >w< it ->_< Hath UwU made ;;w;; me wig x3 my >_< nyavy, uWu at x3 whose buwden -uWu The x3 angew'd xDD ocean :33 foams; with which UwU I meant -;;w;; To scourge x3 th' ingratitude :3 that xDD despitefuw ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; Cast on x3 my x3 nyobwe :33 fathew. -:3 CAESAW. ^.^ Take x3 youw uWu time. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot feaw us, Pompey, with >w< thy ^w^ saiws; -^-^ We'ww speak with uWu thee uWu at sea; uWu at ÚwÚ wand xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st -How much ^.^ we UwU do o'er-count thee. -uWu POMPEY. At land, :33 indeed, -^.^ Thou dost o'er-count ;;w;; me of x3 my father's ÚwÚ house. -OwO But xDD since x3 the ;;w;; cuckoo UwU buiwds nyot fow himsewf, -Remain OwO in't >_< as xDD thou mayst. -x3 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Be pleas'd to tell >w< us- -For ÚwÚ this >_> is from x3 the present- >w< how xDD you OwO take -uWu The x3 offews ^.^ we uWu have sent OwO you. -:3 CAESAW. >_> Thewe's x3 the point. -xDD ANTONY. >_< Which UwU do nyot be >_> entweated ^.^ to, >_> but >w< weigh ->_> What >w< it >_> is ^.^ wowth >_> embwac'd. -:3 CAESAW. xDD And >_> what OwO may follow, -;;w;; To >_> twy :3 a wawgew xDD fowtunye. -uWu POMPEY. >_> You uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me offer -Of ^w^ Siciwy, xDD Sawdinyia; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must -Rid aww x3 the sea of uWu piwates; xDD then to >_> send -x3 Measuwes of OwO wheat to Rome; ÚwÚ this xDD 'gweed upon, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt with UwU unhack'd ^w^ edges ÚwÚ and UwU beaw back -Our tawges >_< undinted. -uWu AWW. >w< That's UwU ouw UwU offew. -uWu POMPEY. Knyow, >w< then, -UwU I ^-^ came >w< befowe xDD you OwO hewe :3 a x3 man pwepaw'd -;;w;; To OwO take ÚwÚ this ^-^ offew; >_> but >_> Mawk OwO Antony ->_> Put ;;w;; me to x3 some :3 impatience. ;;w;; Though UwU I wose -uWu The praise of >w< it ^.^ by ;;w;; tewwing, xDD you ^w^ must knyow, -x3 When Caesaw ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew :3 wewe uWu at ÚwÚ bwows, -uWu Youw mothew ^-^ came to ;;w;; Siciwy ÚwÚ and uWu did find -:3 Hew wewcome friendly. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have heard :33 it, Pompey, -xDD And ^w^ am weww xDD studied fow :3 a xDD wibewaw thanks ->_< Which UwU I UwU do >_> owe OwO you. -uWu POMPEY. Let ;;w;; me uWu have x3 youw >w< hand. -UwU I uWu did nyot >_< think, ^w^ siw, to uWu have >w< met xDD you hewe. -xDD ANTONY. uWu The beds :33 i' x3 th' East OwO awe soft; ÚwÚ and thanks to UwU you, -:33 That ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me timewiew than x3 my OwO puwpose hithew; -For UwU I uWu have gained >_< by't. -:3 CAESAW. Since UwU I saw xDD you >w< wast ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a change ;;w;; upon OwO you. -uWu POMPEY. xDD Weww, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot ->_> What counts UwU hawsh :3 fowtunye uWu casts ;;w;; upon x3 my face; -OwO But uWu in x3 my ^w^ bosom UwU shaww ^.^ she >_< nyevew come -;;w;; To >_< make x3 my >_< heawt her ÚwÚ vassaw. -x3 WEPIDUS. Weww >w< met hewe. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I UwU hope >_> so, Lepidus. ^-^ Thus ^.^ we OwO awe UwU agweed. -UwU I ^w^ cwave UwU ouw composition OwO may be written, -xDD And OwO seaw'd ^-^ between >_> us. -:3 CAESAW. >w< That's x3 the :3 nyext to xDD do. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ We'ww >_> feast >_< each othew ere ^.^ we >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and >_> wet's -Draw lots who UwU shaww ;;w;; begin. -xDD ANTONY. :33 That xDD wiww I, :3 Pompey. -uWu POMPEY. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; Antony, OwO take x3 the wot; -But, xDD fiwst ow last, x3 youw OwO finye >_< Egyptian >_> cookewy -Shall uWu have x3 the ^w^ fame. UwU I uWu have heard :3 that Julius Caesaw -^w^ Gwew :33 fat with x3 feasting :33 thewe. -xDD ANTONY. >_> You uWu have heard :33 much. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I uWu have >w< faiw x3 meanyings, sir. -xDD ANTONY. xDD And >w< faiw wowds to OwO them. -uWu POMPEY. UwU Then UwU so much uWu have UwU I >_< heawd; -xDD And UwU I uWu have heard >w< Apowwodowus :33 cawwied- -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. No ^.^ mowe of >_< that! >w< He uWu did :3 so. -uWu POMPEY. What, UwU I pray you? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ A xDD cewtain >_< queen to Caesaw uWu in :3 a mattress. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee now. How UwU faw'st UwU thou, x3 sowdiew? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Weww; -xDD And weww ^w^ am ^.^ wike to UwU do, fow UwU I >_> pewceive -Four feasts OwO awe towawd. -uWu POMPEY. Let ;;w;; me ;;w;; shake >w< thy >w< hand. -UwU I >_< nyevew hated ÚwÚ thee; UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee x3 fight, -x3 When UwU I uWu have envied >w< thy behaviouw. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU Siw, -UwU I >_< nyevew :3 wov'd xDD you >_> much; >_> but UwU I UwU ha' UwU pwais'd OwO ye -x3 When xDD you uWu have weww OwO desewv'd ;;w;; ten times >_< as much -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have uWu said xDD you ^.^ did. -uWu POMPEY. ^w^ Enjoy >w< thy xDD pwainnyess; -^.^ It >_< nyothing :33 iww x3 becomes thee. -Aboard x3 my ^-^ gawwey UwU I invite xDD you all. -Will xDD you wead, lords? -uWu AWW. UwU Show's x3 the :3 way, sir. -uWu POMPEY. >w< Come. Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MENyAS -MENyAS. :3 [Aside] x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, Pompey, ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ this -;;w;; tweaty.- >_> You ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have ^-^ knyown, sir. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. At :33 sea, UwU I UwU think. -MENyAS. We have, sir. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> You uWu have donye weww ^.^ by >_> watew. -MENyAS. xDD And xDD you ^.^ by xDD wand. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I Will praise xDD any x3 man :3 that xDD wiww praise OwO me; ^w^ though >w< it -;;w;; cannyot be >w< denyied >_> what UwU I uWu have donye ^.^ by xDD wand. -MENyAS. x3 Nyow >_> what UwU I uWu have donye ^.^ by >_> watew. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Yes, ^-^ something xDD you ^.^ can UwU deny fow x3 youw UwU own >_< safety: xDD you -uWu have :33 been :3 a great UwU thief ^.^ by :33 sea. -MENyAS. xDD And xDD you ^.^ by xDD wand. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Thewe UwU I UwU deny x3 my ÚwÚ wand service. OwO But UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, -^.^ Menyas; >_> if UwU ouw eyes xDD had ÚwÚ authowity, OwO hewe ;;w;; they ^w^ might OwO take >w< two -thieves kissing. -MENyAS. All men's faces OwO awe ^-^ twue, whatsome'er uWu theiw ^.^ hands x3 awe. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But there >_> is >_< nyevew :3 a >w< faiw OwO woman >_> has :3 a true ;;w;; face. -MENyAS. No slander: ;;w;; they ^.^ steaw >w< heawts. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. We ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to >w< fight with OwO you. -MENyAS. For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I ^w^ am sowwy >w< it >_> is >_> tuwn'd to :3 a ^w^ dwinking. -ÚwÚ Pompey xDD doth ÚwÚ this day laugh OwO away :33 his xDD fowtunye. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do, >_< suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot :3 weep't back ;;w;; again. -MENyAS. ^-^ Y'have said, sir. We >_> wook'd nyot fow >_> Mawk OwO Antony hewe. >_> Pway -UwU you, >_> is ^.^ he mawwied to UwU Cweopatwa? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Caesaw' :3 sistew >_> is ^w^ caww'd Octavia. -MENyAS. >_< Twue, siw; ^.^ she UwU was x3 the >w< wife of :3 Caius >_> Mawcewwus. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But ^.^ she >_> is nyow x3 the >w< wife of x3 Mawcus Antonyius. -MENyAS. >_> Pway :3 ye, UwU siw? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. 'Tis true. -MENyAS. UwU Then >_> is Caesaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fow OwO evew >w< knyit together. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe bound to divine of ÚwÚ this unity, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ->w< pwophesy :3 so. -MENyAS. UwU I think x3 the UwU powicy of :3 that OwO puwpose UwU made ^.^ mowe uWu in x3 the ^.^ mawwiage -than x3 the wuv of x3 the parties. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I think UwU so UwU too. OwO But xDD you UwU shaww find x3 the band :3 that ;;w;; seems -to :33 tie uWu theiw ÚwÚ fwiendship togethew xDD wiww be x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; stwangwew of -uWu theiw amity: ^-^ Octavia >_> is of :3 a ;;w;; howy, >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and still >w< convewsation. -MENyAS. Who ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 his >w< wife so? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he :3 that >_< himsewf >_> is nyot so; which >_> is >_> Mawk Antony. >w< He -xDD wiww to :33 his >_< Egyptian ^w^ dish again; xDD then UwU shaww x3 the :3 sighs of ^-^ Octavia -^w^ bwow x3 the fire x3 up uWu in ÚwÚ Caesaw, x3 and, >_< as UwU I uWu said x3 befowe, :3 that which >_> is -x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of uWu theiw >_< amity UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv x3 the x3 immediate ÚwÚ authow of -uWu theiw variance. OwO Antony xDD wiww use :33 his :3 affection :3 whewe >w< it is; ^.^ he -mawwied >_> but :33 his ;;w;; occasion hewe. -MENyAS. xDD And OwO thus >w< it OwO may >w< be. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD wiww xDD you ^w^ aboawd? UwU I uWu have :3 a -^.^ heawth fow OwO you. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU shaww OwO take :33 it, sir. We uWu have ;;w;; us'd UwU ouw ÚwÚ thwoats uWu in :3 Egypt. -MENyAS. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. Exeunt - -uWu ACT_2|SC_7 ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -On ÚwÚ boawd xDD POMPEY'S >w< gawwey, x3 off OwO Misenyum - -Music xDD pways. Entew >w< two ow >w< thwee ^-^ SEWVANTS with :3 a :33 banquet - -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. :3 Hewe they'ww be, man. ;;w;; Some ^.^ o' uWu theiw x3 pwants OwO awe -ill-rooted already; x3 the least wind :33 i' x3 th' wowwd xDD wiww ^w^ bwow them -down. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. xDD Wepidus >_> is high-cowouw'd. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^-^ They uWu have UwU made ^.^ him ÚwÚ dwink alms-drink. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ;;w;; As ;;w;; they pinch one anyothew ^.^ by x3 the uWu disposition, ^.^ he -x3 cwies x3 out x3 'Nyo more!'; weconciwes them to :33 his entreaty ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf -to x3 th' ^-^ dwink. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO But >w< it x3 waises x3 the :33 gweatew >w< waw ^-^ between ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his -discwetion. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is to uWu have :3 a xDD nyame uWu in great men's -UwU fewwowship. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief uWu have :3 a >_< weed :3 that xDD wiww UwU do ;;w;; me nyo OwO sewvice ->_< as :3 a pawtizan UwU I couwd nyot ^w^ heave. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ;;w;; To be ^w^ caww'd x3 into :3 a >_> huge OwO sphewe, ÚwÚ and nyot to be :3 seen -to move OwO in't, OwO awe x3 the holes :3 whewe eyes >_> shouwd be, which >_< pitifuwwy -xDD disastew x3 the UwU cheeks. - -^-^ A sennet ÚwÚ sounded. Entew ^.^ CAESAW, >_> ANTONY, ;;w;; WEPIDUS, -^w^ POMPEY, x3 AGWIPPA, :3 MAECENyAS, ENOBARBUS, ^w^ MENyAS, -with othew uWu CAPTAINS - -xDD ANTONY. :33 [To ;;w;; CAESAW] ^-^ Thus UwU do >w< they, :33 siw: ;;w;; they OwO take x3 the fwow ^.^ o' x3 th' -:3 Nyiwe -^-^ By xDD cewtain scawes :33 i' x3 th' pyramid; ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow -^-^ By x3 th' xDD height, x3 the xDD wownyess, ow x3 the mean, >_> if dearth -:33 Ow ÚwÚ foison x3 fowwow. uWu The :3 highew Nyiwus ^-^ swewws -uWu The ^.^ mowe >w< it promises; >_< as >w< it xDD ebbs, x3 the seedsman ->_> Upon x3 the swime ÚwÚ and :3 ooze scattews :33 his ^w^ gwain, -xDD And x3 showtwy x3 comes to UwU hawvest. -x3 WEPIDUS. ^-^ Y'have ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; sewpents :33 thewe. -xDD ANTONY. Ay, Lepidus. -x3 WEPIDUS. uWu Youw serpent of Egypt >_> is bwed nyow of x3 youw >_< mud ^.^ by x3 the -x3 opewation of x3 youw sun; UwU so >_> is x3 youw >w< cwocodiwe. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ They OwO awe :3 so. -uWu POMPEY. OwO Sit- ÚwÚ and x3 some :3 winye! ^-^ A ^.^ heawth to Lepidus! -x3 WEPIDUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU so weww >_< as UwU I >_> shouwd be, >_> but I'll ^w^ nye'ew OwO out. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww xDD you uWu have uWu swept. UwU I feaw ;;w;; me you'ww be uWu in >w< tiww -UwU then. -x3 WEPIDUS. Nyay, certainly, UwU I uWu have heard x3 the >_< Ptowemies' ^-^ pywamises OwO awe -xDD vewy xDD goodwy xDD things. Without contradiction UwU I uWu have heard x3 that. -MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside to UwU POMPEY] Pompey, :3 a OwO wowd. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ [Aside to MENAS] x3 Say uWu in >_< minye ^-^ eaw; >_> what is't? -MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside to UwU POMPEY] :3 Fowsake >w< thy >w< seat, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, -xDD Captain, -xDD And hear ;;w;; me speak :3 a OwO wowd. -uWu POMPEY. :3 [ Whispers in's ear xDD ] OwO Fowbeaw ;;w;; me >w< tiww anon- -This winye fow Lepidus! -x3 WEPIDUS. >_> What ^w^ mannyew ^.^ o' ^.^ thing >_> is x3 youw crocodile? -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ It >_> is xDD shap'd, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wike itself, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is >_< as >_< bwoad >_< as >w< it -hath ^-^ bweadth; >w< it >_> is >w< just UwU so xDD high >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and moves with >w< it UwU own -organs. ^.^ It ;;w;; wives ^.^ by :3 that which nourisheth :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ ewements ->_> once x3 out of :33 it, >w< it OwO twansmigwates. -x3 WEPIDUS. >_> What colour >_> is >w< it UwU of? -xDD ANTONY. Of >w< it UwU own colour UwU too. -x3 WEPIDUS. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; stwange serpent. -xDD ANTONY. 'Tis :3 so. xDD And x3 the tears of >w< it OwO awe :3 wet. -:3 CAESAW. Will ÚwÚ this description satisfy him? -xDD ANTONY. With x3 the ^.^ heawth :3 that ÚwÚ Pompey ;;w;; gives :3 him, >_> ewse ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD vewy -ÚwÚ epicuwe. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ [Aside to MENAS] ^w^ Go, uWu hang, ^w^ siw, :33 hang! Teww ;;w;; me of >_< that! ->_> Away! -Do >_< as UwU I bid :3 you.- :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ this >w< cup UwU I ^w^ caww'd for? -MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside to UwU POMPEY] ;;w;; If fow x3 the ÚwÚ sake of merit xDD thou wiwt hear -uWu me, -^-^ Wise from >w< thy stoow. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ [Aside to MENAS] UwU I think th'art >_> mad. ÚwÚ [Wises ÚwÚ and >w< wawks -aside] uWu The ^.^ mattew? -MENyAS. UwU I uWu have OwO evew hewd x3 my cap x3 off to >w< thy fortunes. -uWu POMPEY. ^.^ Thou x3 hast sewv'd ;;w;; me with much ÚwÚ faith. x3 What's >_> ewse to OwO say?- -^w^ Be jolly, lords. -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; These >w< quicksands, Wepidus, -^w^ Keep x3 off ÚwÚ them, fow xDD you :3 sink. -MENyAS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be ;;w;; wowd of aww x3 the :33 wowwd? -uWu POMPEY. >_> What say'st thou? -MENyAS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be ;;w;; wowd of x3 the whole :33 wowwd? >w< That's x3 twice. -uWu POMPEY. How >_> shouwd :3 that :3 be? -MENyAS. OwO But entertain :33 it, -xDD And ^w^ though xDD you think ;;w;; me OwO poow, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the x3 man -Will UwU give uWu thee aww x3 the wowwd. -uWu POMPEY. Hast xDD thou UwU dwunk ^.^ weww? -MENyAS. :3 Nyo, Pompey, UwU I uWu have :33 kept ;;w;; me from x3 the >_> cup. -^.^ Thou awt, >_> if xDD thou ^w^ daw'st be, x3 the ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ Juv; -ÚwÚ Whate'ew x3 the xDD ocean pales ow sky x3 incwips -Is xDD thinye, >_> if xDD thou wiwt OwO ha't. -uWu POMPEY. uWu Show ;;w;; me which >_> way. -MENyAS. ;;w;; These >w< thwee world-sharers, these competitows, -^w^ Awe uWu in >w< thy vessel. Let ;;w;; me :3 cut x3 the x3 cabwe; -xDD And when ^.^ we OwO awe put ^w^ off, faww to uWu theiw >_< thwoats. -All there >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. -uWu POMPEY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ this xDD thou shouwdst uWu have :33 donye, -xDD And nyot uWu have ^-^ spoke ^.^ on't. ^w^ In ;;w;; me UwU 'tis villainy: -^w^ In :3 thee't xDD had :33 been ÚwÚ good service. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must ^.^ knyow -'Tis nyot x3 my pwofit :3 that does lead >_< minye uWu honyouw: -Mine honyouw, :3 it. uWu Wepent :3 that ;;w;; e'ew >w< thy >_> tongue ->_< Hath UwU so betray'd ^.^ thinye act. uWu Being donye uWu unknyown, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found >w< it afterwards weww :33 donye, -OwO But ^w^ must >_< condemn >w< it now. Desist, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwink. -MENyAS. :3 [Aside] For uWu this, -I'll >_< nyevew ;;w;; fowwow >w< thy pall'd fowtunyes more. -Who seeks, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot OwO take when >_> once UwU 'tis offew'd, -Shall >_< nyevew find >w< it more. -uWu POMPEY. This ^.^ heawth to Lepidus! -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him ^.^ ashowe. I'll >_< pwedge >w< it fow :3 him, :3 Pompey. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Hewe's to ÚwÚ thee, >w< Menyas! -MENyAS. Enyobawbus, welcome! -uWu POMPEY. Fiww >w< tiww x3 the >w< cup be :3 hid. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Thewe's :3 a >w< stwong fewwow, ^w^ Menyas. ->_< [Pointing to x3 the xDD sewvant who xDD cawwies x3 off OwO WEPIDUS] -MENyAS. xDD Why? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> 'A bears x3 the thiwd ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD man; UwU see'st ^w^ nyot? -MENyAS. uWu The thiwd >_> pawt, >w< then, >_> is drunk. Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe all, -:33 That >w< it ^w^ might OwO go on UwU wheews! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ Dwink :3 thou; incwease x3 the uWu weews. -MENyAS. >w< Come. -uWu POMPEY. This >_> is nyot yet >w< an Alexandrian x3 feast. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ It >_< wipens uWu towawds :3 it. OwO Stwike x3 the vessels, ho! ->_> Hewe's to :3 Caesaw! -:3 CAESAW. UwU I couwd weww UwU fowbeaw't. -x3 It's monstwous labour when UwU I >_< wash x3 my :3 bwain -xDD And >w< it gwows ^w^ fouwew. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Be :3 a chiwd ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu time. -:3 CAESAW. Possess :33 it, I'll >_< make answer. -OwO But UwU I xDD had rather ÚwÚ fast from aww fouw OwO days -Than ÚwÚ dwink UwU so much uWu in onye. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :33 [To >_< ANTONY] >w< Ha, x3 my >_< bwave emperor! -Shall ^.^ we UwU dance nyow x3 the >_< Egyptian Bacchanyaws -xDD And cewebwate UwU ouw drink? -uWu POMPEY. :3 Wet's ^.^ ha't, ÚwÚ good OwO sowdiew. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's aww OwO take ^.^ hands, -Tiww :3 that x3 the ^.^ conquewing winye hath uWu steep'd UwU ouw sense -^w^ In soft ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate Wethe. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. All OwO take ^w^ hands. -^-^ Make ^-^ battewy to UwU ouw OwO eaws with x3 the ÚwÚ woud ^.^ music, -uWu The OwO whiwe I'll :33 pwace uWu you; xDD then x3 the ;;w;; boy UwU shaww UwU sing; -uWu The uWu howding every x3 man UwU shaww UwU beaw >_< as ÚwÚ woud -;;w;; As :33 his >w< stwong >w< sides ^.^ can volley. -[Music xDD pways. :3 ENyOBAWBUS pwaces them uWu hand uWu in ^-^ hand] - -^-^ THE OwO SONG -^.^ Come, xDD thou :33 monyawch of x3 the vine, -Pwumpy xDD Bacchus with ^-^ pink eyne! -^w^ In >w< thy ^w^ fats UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawes be dwown'd, -With >w< thy gwapes UwU ouw >_< haiws be UwU cwown'd. -ÚwÚ Cup >_> us >w< tiww x3 the wowwd OwO go ^-^ wound, -ÚwÚ Cup >_> us >w< tiww x3 the wowwd OwO go x3 wound! - -:3 CAESAW. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you UwU mowe? Pompey, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ^-^ Good brother, -Let ;;w;; me request xDD you :33 off; UwU ouw OwO gwavew business -Fwowns uWu at ÚwÚ this levity. ^w^ Gentwe wowds, >_> wet's ^w^ pawt; ->_> You >_> see ^.^ we uWu have burnt UwU ouw UwU cheeks. :3 Stwong Enyobawb -Is weaker than x3 the wine, ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU own >_> tongue -Spwits >_> what >w< it speaks. uWu The >w< wiwd xDD disguise hath almost -:33 Antick'd >_> us all. >_> What >_< nyeeds ^.^ mowe xDD wowds? ^-^ Good OwO nyight. -^-^ Good ;;w;; Antony, x3 youw >w< hand. -uWu POMPEY. I'll >_> twy xDD you on x3 the ;;w;; showe. -xDD ANTONY. xDD And UwU shaww, sir. xDD Give's x3 youw >w< hand. -uWu POMPEY. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, ->_> You uWu have x3 my father's x3 house- >_> but UwU what? We OwO awe fwiends. -^.^ Come, down x3 into x3 the ;;w;; boat. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ Take :3 heed xDD you faww not. -Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MENyAS -Menyas, I'll nyot on ;;w;; showe. -MENyAS. :3 Nyo, to x3 my ^w^ cabin. -;;w;; These >_< dwums! these twumpets, :33 fwutes! xDD what! -Let Nyeptunye hear ^.^ we bid :3 a ÚwÚ woud >_< faweweww -;;w;; To these great fellows. Sound ÚwÚ and be uWu hang'd, >_> sound out! -uWu [Sound :3 a flourish, with ^-^ dwums] -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Hoo! ;;w;; says ^w^ 'a. >_> Thewe's x3 my cap. -MENyAS. >_> Hoo! Noble xDD Captain, x3 come. Exeunt -OwO ACT_3|SC_1 -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A uWu pwain uWu in Syria - -Entew VENTIDIUS, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu in :3 twiumph, with OwO SIWIUS -ÚwÚ and othew uWu Womans, OFFICEWS ÚwÚ and soldiers; x3 the >_< dead >w< body -of PACORUS :3 bownye >w< befowe ^.^ him - -ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. >_> Nyow, dawting uWu Pawthia, awt xDD thou struck, ÚwÚ and nyow -Pleas'd :3 fowtunye does of x3 Mawcus Crassus' :33 death -^-^ Make ;;w;; me revenger. ÚwÚ Beaw x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ son's >w< body -^.^ Befowe UwU ouw army. x3 Thy xDD Pacowus, ^.^ Owodes, -UwU Pays ÚwÚ this fow x3 Mawcus Crassus. -SILIUS. Noble Ventidius, -Whilst yet with x3 Pawthian :3 bwood >w< thy xDD swowd >_> is wawm -uWu The ;;w;; fugitive uWu Pawthians >w< fowwow; ^w^ spuw ^w^ thwough ;;w;; Media, -;;w;; Mesopotamia, ÚwÚ and x3 the shewtews :33 whithew -uWu The uWu wouted fwy. ^w^ So >w< thy grand ;;w;; captain, ;;w;; Antony, -Shall uWu set uWu thee on x3 twiumphant chariots ÚwÚ and ->_> Put gawwands on >w< thy >_> head. -ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. x3 O xDD Siwius, xDD Siwius, -UwU I uWu have donye enyough. ^-^ A >_< wowew pwace, ^-^ nyote weww, -^-^ May >_< make ^w^ too great >w< an ÚwÚ act; fow :3 weawn uWu this, Silius: -uWu Bettew to OwO weave ÚwÚ undonye than ^.^ by UwU ouw ^.^ deed -UwU Acquiwe ^w^ too xDD high :3 a fame when ^.^ him ^.^ we sewve's xDD away. -Caesaw ÚwÚ and OwO Antony uWu have OwO evew ^.^ won -uWu Mowe uWu in uWu theiw officer, than person. uWu Sossius, -x3 Onye of x3 my :33 pwace uWu in Syria, :33 his wieutenyant, -For ^w^ quick uWu accumuwation of OwO wenyown, ->_< Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ achiev'd ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; minyute, wost :33 his UwU favouw. -Who does :33 i' x3 th' UwU waws ^.^ mowe than :33 his UwU captain ^.^ can ->_> Becomes :33 his captain's captain; ÚwÚ and ambition, -uWu The ^w^ sowdiew's virtue, rather x3 makes UwU choice of ^-^ woss -Than ^.^ gain which darkens ^.^ him. -UwU I couwd UwU do ^.^ mowe to UwU do >w< Antonyius UwU good, -OwO But ^w^ 'twouwd ^-^ offend him; ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his offence -Should x3 my :3 pewfowmance x3 pewish. -SILIUS. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hast, Ventidius, :3 that -Without x3 the which :3 a soldier ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD swowd -^w^ Gwants scawce >_> distinction. ^.^ Thou wiwt >w< wwite to Antony? -ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. I'll x3 humbwy :33 signyify >_> what uWu in :33 his :33 nyame, -:33 That ;;w;; magicaw ;;w;; wowd of waw, ^.^ we uWu have effected; -How, with :33 his uWu bannyews, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ weww-paid ranks, -uWu The ne'er-yet-beaten UwU howse of Pawthia -We uWu have jaded x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> fiewd. -SILIUS. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ nyow? -ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. >w< He puwposeth to Athens; whither, with >_> what ^.^ haste -uWu The >_> weight ^.^ we ^w^ must :33 convey with's xDD wiww xDD pewmit, -We UwU shaww appeaw >w< befowe OwO him.- ÚwÚ On, uWu thewe; pass >_> awong. -Exeunt - -:33 ACT_3|SC_2 ->w< SCENyE UwU II. xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew AGRIPPA uWu at one door, :3 ENyOBAWBUS uWu at anyothew - -uWu AGWIPPA. What, OwO awe x3 the bwothews OwO pawted? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ They uWu have x3 dispatch'd with xDD Pompey; ^.^ he >_> is xDD gonye; -uWu The othew >w< thwee OwO awe sealing. ^-^ Octavia ^.^ weeps -;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt from Rome; Caesaw >_> is OwO sad; ÚwÚ and Wepidus, -Since >_> Pompey's OwO feast, >_< as Menas says, >_> is troubled -With x3 the green sicknyess. -uWu AGWIPPA. 'Tis :3 a x3 nyobwe Lepidus. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ A xDD vewy OwO finye onye. >_< O, >w< how ^.^ he loves :3 Caesaw! -uWu AGWIPPA. Nyay, >_> but >w< how ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ he ^.^ adowes >_> Mawk Antony! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Caesaw? Why uWu he's x3 the Jupiter of ^.^ men. -uWu AGWIPPA. x3 What's Antony? uWu The god of ^.^ Jupitew. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ Spake xDD you of ^-^ Caesaw? OwO How! x3 the uWu nyonpaweiw! -uWu AGWIPPA. >_< O, Antony! x3 O xDD thou Arabian biwd! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd xDD you praise ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> say ;;w;; 'Caesaw'- OwO go nyo fuwthew. -uWu AGWIPPA. >w< Indeed, ^.^ he plied them both with :3 excewwent ÚwÚ pwaises. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But ^.^ he loves Caesaw >_> best. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he loves Antony. ->_> Hoo! hearts, tongues, ^w^ figuwes, :33 scwibes, >_< bawds, x3 poets, ;;w;; cannyot -:3 Think, :3 speak, :3 cast, wwite, ^w^ sing, nyumbew- hoo!- -ÚwÚ His wuv to Antony. OwO But >_< as fow ÚwÚ Caesaw, ->_> Knyeew ;;w;; down, ^w^ knyeew ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and :3 wondew. -uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Both ^.^ he :3 wuvs. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ They OwO awe :33 his shawds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu theiw UwU beetwe. x3 [Twumpets -;;w;; within] :3 So- -This >_> is to horse. :3 Adieu, x3 nyobwe UwU Agwippa. -uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ Good fowtunye, ÚwÚ wowthy sowdiew, ÚwÚ and farewell. - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, >_> ANTONY, ;;w;; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and ^w^ OCTAVIA - -xDD ANTONY. No further, sir. -:3 CAESAW. >_> You OwO take from ;;w;; me :3 a great ÚwÚ pawt of >_< mysewf; -^w^ Use ;;w;; me weww ÚwÚ in't. x3 Sistew, ^-^ pwuv xDD such :3 a >w< wife -;;w;; As x3 my >_< thoughts >_< make ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 my ^-^ fawthest band -Shall pass on >w< thy approof. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Antony, -Let nyot x3 the ^.^ piece of viwtue which >_> is uWu set -Betwixt >_> us >_< as x3 the UwU cement of UwU ouw wuv -;;w;; To >_< keep >w< it builded be x3 the :33 wam to batter -uWu The ÚwÚ fowtwess of uWu it; fow xDD bettew ^w^ might ^.^ we -:3 Have :3 wov'd ^-^ without ÚwÚ this mean, >_> if on both parts -This be nyot chewish'd. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Make ;;w;; me nyot uWu offended -^w^ In x3 youw :33 distwust. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I uWu have UwU said. -xDD ANTONY. >_> You UwU shaww nyot ^w^ find, -;;w;; Though xDD you be thewein >w< cuwious, x3 the least cause -For >_> what xDD you xDD seem to ;;w;; feaw. ^w^ So x3 the gods >_< keep UwU you, -xDD And >_< make x3 the heawts of Romans serve x3 youw ^.^ ends! -We xDD wiww OwO hewe part. -:3 CAESAW. UwU Faweweww, x3 my deawest ^-^ sistew, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. -uWu The ÚwÚ ewements be uWu kind to uWu thee ÚwÚ and >_< make -x3 Thy ;;w;; spiwits aww of comfort! >w< Fawe uWu thee well. -OCTAVIA. OwO My x3 nyobwe xDD bwothew! -xDD ANTONY. uWu The :3 Apwiw's uWu in her :3 eyes. ^.^ It >_> is love's spring, -xDD And these x3 the >w< showews to ;;w;; bwing >w< it :3 on. ^w^ Be cheewfuw. -OCTAVIA. UwU Siw, wook weww to x3 my husband's ^.^ house; and- -:3 CAESAW. What, :33 Octavia? -OCTAVIA. I'll tell xDD you uWu in x3 youw :3 eaw. -xDD ANTONY. :3 Hew >_> tongue xDD wiww nyot UwU obey her uWu heawt, nor ^.^ can -:3 Hew >_< heawt infowm her tongue- x3 the OwO swan's down ^w^ feathew, -:33 That >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 the sweww uWu at x3 the full of OwO tide, -xDD And :3 nyeithew uWu way incwinyes. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to xDD AGWIPPA] Will Caesaw ^w^ weep? -uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] >w< He >_> has :3 a ;;w;; cwoud in's ;;w;; face. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to xDD AGWIPPA] >w< He :3 wewe x3 the xDD wowse fow :3 that, :3 wewe ^.^ he :3 a -:33 howse; -^w^ So >_> is xDD he, ^.^ being :3 a man. -uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] Why, Enyobawbus, -x3 When OwO Antony >_> found Julius Caesaw >_< dead, ->w< He cried almost to >w< woawing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 wept -x3 When uWu at Philippi ^.^ he >_> found Brutus ^w^ swain. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to xDD AGWIPPA] :33 That >w< yeaw, :33 indeed, ^.^ he UwU was troubled -with :3 a rheum; ->_> What ^w^ wiwwingwy ^.^ he uWu did confound ^.^ he OwO waiw'd, -Believe't- >w< tiww UwU I xDD weep UwU too. -:3 CAESAW. :3 Nyo, x3 sweet >w< Octavia, ->_> You UwU shaww hear from ;;w;; me stiww; x3 the time UwU shaww nyot -uWu Out-go x3 my uWu thinking on OwO you. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, >_< come; -I'll wrestle with xDD you uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ stwength of love. -x3 Wook, OwO hewe UwU I uWu have uWu you; OwO thus UwU I wet xDD you x3 go, -xDD And UwU give xDD you to x3 the gods. -:3 CAESAW. >_> Adieu; be happy! -x3 WEPIDUS. Let aww x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the stars UwU give >w< wight -;;w;; To >w< thy >w< faiw >_< way! -:3 CAESAW. UwU Faweweww, farewell! ^.^ [Kisses OCTAVIA] -xDD ANTONY. >_< Faweweww! Twumpets UwU sound. Exeunt - -xDD ACT_3|SC_3 ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. Whewe >_> is x3 the fewwow? -AWEXAS. >_> Hawf >_< afeawd to x3 come. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ;;w;; to. - -Entew x3 the MESSENGEW >_< as >w< befowe - -:3 Come hithew, sir. -AWEXAS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ Majesty, -OwO Hewod of ^-^ Jewwy dawe nyot wook ;;w;; upon xDD you -OwO But when xDD you OwO awe weww pweas'd. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That Herod's >_> head -I'll :3 have. OwO But how, when OwO Antony >_> is >w< gonye, -^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ might ÚwÚ command :33 it? :3 Come xDD thou ÚwÚ nyeaw. -x3 MESSENGEW. :3 Most >_> gwacious Majesty! -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou behowd :33 Octavia? -x3 MESSENGEW. Ay, xDD dwead ÚwÚ Queen. -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Whewe? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -UwU I >_> wook'd her uWu in x3 the >w< face, ÚwÚ and saw her x3 wed -Between her ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and >_> Mawk Antony. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Is ^.^ she >_< as ;;w;; taww >_< as me? -x3 MESSENGEW. :33 She >_> is >_> nyot, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Didst hear her x3 speak? Is ^.^ she shwiww-tongu'd ow ^.^ wow? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, UwU I heard her ^w^ speak: ^.^ she >_> is xDD wow-voic'd. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< That's nyot UwU so UwU good. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ wike her wong. -CHARMIAN. Wike OwO hew? x3 O :33 Isis! UwU 'tis >_> impossibwe. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I think >_> so, Charmian. ^-^ Duww of >_> tongue ÚwÚ and x3 dwawfish! ->_> What ^.^ majesty >_> is uWu in her ;;w;; gait? OwO Wemembew, -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou x3 wook'dst on :33 majesty. -x3 MESSENGEW. :33 She xDD cweeps. -:3 Hew >_> motion ÚwÚ and her :33 station OwO awe >_< as onye; -:33 She >_< shows :3 a >w< body rather than :3 a :3 wife, -^-^ A statue than :3 a :3 bweathew. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Is ÚwÚ this ^w^ cewtain? -x3 MESSENGEW. :33 Ow UwU I uWu have nyo UwU obsewvance. -CHARMIAN. Thwee uWu in Egypt -UwU Cannyot >_< make xDD bettew note. -UwU CWEOPATWA. He's xDD vewy UwU knyowing; -UwU I UwU do ^.^ pewceive't. >_> Thewe's >_< nyothing uWu in her >_> yet. -uWu The fewwow >_> has ÚwÚ good ;;w;; judgment. -CHARMIAN. OwO Excewwent. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Guess uWu at her years, UwU I UwU pwithee. -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, -:33 She UwU was :3 a >_> widow. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Widow? Charmian, x3 hawk! -x3 MESSENGEW. xDD And UwU I UwU do think ^w^ she's xDD thiwty. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Bear'st xDD thou her OwO face uWu in :3 mind? ^-^ Is't ^-^ wong ow wound? -x3 MESSENGEW. Round even to fauwtinyess. -UwU CWEOPATWA. For x3 the UwU most >_> pawt, :3 too, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< foowish :3 that OwO awe :3 so. -:3 Hew hair, >_> what xDD cowouw? -x3 MESSENGEW. Brown, x3 madam; ÚwÚ and her forehead -;;w;; As wow >_< as ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish :3 it. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Thewe's gowd fow thee. -^.^ Thou ^w^ must nyot OwO take x3 my xDD fowmew UwU shawpnyess ill. -UwU I xDD wiww :33 empwoy uWu thee back again; UwU I find uWu thee -:3 Most ;;w;; fit fow business. Go >_< make uWu thee weady; -Our x3 wettews OwO awe prepar'd. Exeunt MESSENGEW -CHARMIAN. ^-^ A OwO pwopew man. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< Indeed, ^.^ he >_> is :3 so. UwU I wepent ;;w;; me much -:33 That UwU so UwU I hawwied ^.^ him. Why, UwU methinks, ^.^ by :3 him, -This ÚwÚ cweatuwe's nyo xDD such >_> thing. -CHARMIAN. UwU Nyothing, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu The x3 man hath :3 seen x3 some ^.^ majesty, ÚwÚ and >_> shouwd :33 knyow. -CHARMIAN. >_< Hath ^.^ he :3 seen xDD majesty? OwO Isis >_> ewse defend, -xDD And serving xDD you UwU so uWu wong! -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I uWu have one ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe to ^w^ ask ^.^ him ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good Charmian. -OwO But UwU 'tis nyo mattew; xDD thou shalt ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to ;;w;; me -Whewe UwU I xDD wiww write. All OwO may be weww enyough. -CHARMIAN. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, UwU madam. Exeunt - -:33 ACT_3|SC_4 ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Athens. ^-^ ANTONY'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^w^ OCTAVIA - -xDD ANTONY. Nyay, x3 nyay, >w< Octavia, nyot >w< onwy >_< that- -:33 That :3 wewe ^.^ excusabwe, :3 that ÚwÚ and thousands ^.^ mowe -Of semblable OwO impowt- >_> but ^.^ he hath ^w^ wag'd -xDD Nyew UwU waws uWu 'gainst xDD Pompey; UwU made :33 his :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead >w< it -;;w;; To public ^-^ eaw; -OwO Spoke x3 scandy of OwO me; when ^.^ pewfowce ^.^ he couwd nyot -OwO But x3 pay ;;w;; me terms of honyouw, UwU cowd ÚwÚ and >_> sickwy ->w< He OwO vented ÚwÚ them, UwU most nyawwow UwU measuwe OwO went OwO me; -x3 When x3 the best hint UwU was UwU given :3 him, ^.^ he nyot :33 took't, -:33 Ow uWu did >w< it from :33 his teeth. -OCTAVIA. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -:3 Bewieve nyot aww; ow >_> if xDD you ^w^ must :33 bewieve, -uWu Stomach nyot all. ^-^ A ^.^ mowe xDD unhappy UwU wady, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this OwO division chance, ^w^ nye'ew :33 stood >_> between, -UwU Pwaying fow both pawts. -uWu The ÚwÚ good gods xDD wiww ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me presently -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww pray 'O, ;;w;; bwess x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and husband!' ->_> Undo :3 that :3 pwayew ^.^ by :3 cwying x3 out >_< as ÚwÚ woud -'O, ;;w;; bwess x3 my bwothew!' ;;w;; Husband xDD win, x3 win brother, -Pways, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ destwoys x3 the uWu pwayew; nyo mid-way -UwU 'Twixt these extwemes uWu at all. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Gentwe >w< Octavia, -Let x3 youw best wuv dwaw to :3 that :33 point which >_> seeks -UwU Best to pwesewve :3 it. ;;w;; If UwU I wose >_< minye honyouw, -UwU I wose >_< mysewf; xDD bettew UwU I :3 wewe nyot >_> youws -Than >_> youws UwU so branchless. But, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wequested, -;;w;; Youwsewf UwU shaww OwO go UwU between's. uWu The >_> meantime, UwU wady, -I'll >w< waise x3 the uWu pwepawation of :3 a >w< waw -Shall stain x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. ^-^ Make x3 youw ^-^ soonyest haste; -^w^ So x3 youw desiwes OwO awe x3 youws. -OCTAVIA. x3 Thanks to x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu The Juv of powew >_< make uWu me, UwU most ÚwÚ weak, UwU most ÚwÚ weak, -uWu Youw reconciler! :33 Waws 'twixt xDD you twain ^.^ wouwd be -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd ;;w;; cweave, ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 swain ;;w;; men -Should :33 sowdew x3 up x3 the wift. -xDD ANTONY. x3 When >w< it >_> appeaws to xDD you :3 whewe ÚwÚ this x3 begins, -Tuwn x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe :3 that :3 way, fow UwU ouw :33 fauwts -UwU Can >_< nyevew be UwU so equal :3 that x3 youw wuv -UwU Can equally move with OwO them. Provide x3 youw ;;w;; going; -Choose x3 youw UwU own xDD company, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command >_> what >_> cost -uWu Youw >_< heawt >_> has ^-^ mind ;;w;; to. Exeunt - -uWu ACT_3|SC_5 ->w< SCENyE V. -OwO Athens. ^-^ ANTONY'S ;;w;; house - -Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and >_> EWOS, meeting - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. How now, :33 fwiend Ewos! -EWOS. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; stwange nyews come, sir. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. What, man? -EWOS. Caesaw ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus uWu have UwU made UwU waws ;;w;; upon :3 Pompey. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. This >_> is ^-^ owd. >_> What >_> is x3 the xDD success? -EWOS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD having UwU made use of ^.^ him uWu in x3 the UwU waws uWu 'gainst Pompey, -presently >w< denyied ^.^ him ;;w;; wivawity, ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ^.^ him partake uWu in x3 the -:3 gwowy of x3 the ^.^ action; ÚwÚ and nyot resting UwU hewe, :33 accuses ^.^ him of x3 wettews -^.^ he xDD had formerly wwote to xDD Pompey; ;;w;; upon :33 his UwU own ^.^ appeaw, ^w^ seizes ^.^ him. -^w^ So x3 the poor thiwd >_> is up, >w< tiww :33 death >_< enwawge :33 his uWu confinye. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Then, ^w^ wowwd, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ chaps- nyo mowe; -xDD And ^-^ thwow ^-^ between them aww x3 the OwO food xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, -x3 They'ww grind x3 the one x3 the :3 othew. :3 Whewe's Antony? -EWOS. He's ^.^ wawking uWu in x3 the x3 gawden- thus, ÚwÚ and spuwns -uWu The >_< wush :3 that wies >w< befowe him; x3 cwies 'Fool Wepidus!' -xDD And threats x3 the ^w^ thwoat of :3 that :33 his officer -:33 That ^-^ muwd'wed :3 Pompey. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Our great >_> nyavy's ÚwÚ wigg'd. -EWOS. For Italy ÚwÚ and Caesaw. :33 Mowe, uWu Domitius: -OwO My ;;w;; wowd desiwes xDD you ^-^ pwesentwy; x3 my nyews -UwU I ^w^ might uWu have told x3 heweaftew. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. 'Twiww be naught; -OwO But wet >w< it >w< be. Bring ;;w;; me to Antony. -EWOS. ^.^ Come, sir. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_6 ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -xDD Wome. >w< CAESAW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MAECENyAS - -:3 CAESAW. OwO Contemnying ^w^ Wome, ^.^ he >_> has donye aww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe -^w^ In >_> Awexandwia. >_> Hewe's x3 the ^w^ mannyew xDD of't: -xDD I' x3 th' mawket-pwace, on :3 a twibunyaw siwvew'd, -Cleopatra ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf uWu in >_> chaiws of gowd -^.^ Wewe ÚwÚ pubwicwy ÚwÚ enthwon'd; uWu at x3 the ;;w;; feet sat -Caesawion, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they caww x3 my father's x3 son, -xDD And aww x3 the unwawfuw x3 issue :3 that uWu theiw lust -Since xDD then hath UwU made ^-^ between OwO them. uWu Unto her ->w< He uWu gave x3 the ;;w;; stabwishment of >_< Egypt; UwU made her -Of >_< wowew Syria, Cypwus, >_< Wydia, -Absolute >w< queen. -:3 MAECENyAS. This uWu in x3 the public ÚwÚ eye? -:3 CAESAW. xDD I' x3 th' ^w^ common show-pwace, :3 whewe ;;w;; they xDD exewcise. -ÚwÚ His xDD sons ^.^ he there proclaim'd x3 the >w< kings of :33 kings: -UwU Gweat ;;w;; Media, uWu Pawthia, ÚwÚ and UwU Awmenyia, ->w< He uWu gave to OwO Awexandew; to Ptowemy ^.^ he UwU assign'd -Syria, Ciwicia, ÚwÚ and >_< Phoenyicia. :33 She -^w^ In x3 th' habiwiments of x3 the ÚwÚ goddess OwO Isis -:33 That day appear'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft >w< befowe uWu gave uWu audience, -;;w;; As UwU 'tis wepowted, :3 so. -:3 MAECENyAS. Let ÚwÚ Wome be OwO thus -:33 Infowm'd. -uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Who, ^.^ queasy with :33 his :3 insowence -uWu Awweady, xDD wiww uWu theiw ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts caww from ^.^ him. -:3 CAESAW. uWu The OwO peopwe xDD knyows :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu have nyow weceiv'd -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ accusations. -uWu AGWIPPA. Who does ^.^ he ^-^ accuse? -:3 CAESAW. OwO Caesaw; ÚwÚ and :3 that, xDD having uWu in ;;w;; Siciwy -;;w;; Sextus Pompeius spoil'd, ^.^ we xDD had nyot :33 wated ^.^ him -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> iswe. UwU Then does ^.^ he >_> say ^.^ he OwO went ;;w;; me -;;w;; Some shipping, unrestor'd. Lastly, ^.^ he ^.^ fwets -:33 That xDD Wepidus of x3 the UwU twiumviwate -Should be ^.^ depos'd; x3 and, x3 being, :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ detain -All :33 his ^w^ wevenyue. -uWu AGWIPPA. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be ^w^ answew'd. -:3 CAESAW. 'Tis donye already, ÚwÚ and :3 messengew ;;w;; gonye. -UwU I uWu have told ^.^ him xDD Wepidus UwU was grown ^w^ too ^-^ cwuew, -:33 That ^.^ he :33 his xDD high ÚwÚ authowity ÚwÚ abus'd, -xDD And uWu did OwO desewve :33 his :3 change. For >_> what UwU I uWu have conquer'd -UwU I gwant ^.^ him ^w^ pawt; >_> but >w< then, uWu in :33 his :3 Awmenyia -xDD And othew of :33 his conquer'd >_< kingdoms, -xDD Demand x3 the >_> wike. -:3 MAECENyAS. ^-^ He'ww >_< nyevew yield to x3 that. -:3 CAESAW. x3 Nyow ^w^ must nyot xDD then be yiewded to uWu in UwU this. - -Entew OwO OCTAVIA, with her twain - -OCTAVIA. >w< Haiw, ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ wowd! hail, UwU most uWu deaw :3 Caesaw! -:3 CAESAW. :33 That OwO evew UwU I >_> shouwd caww uWu thee ÚwÚ cast-away! -OCTAVIA. >_> You uWu have nyot ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me >_> so, nor uWu have xDD you OwO cause. -:3 CAESAW. Why uWu have xDD you :3 stow'n ;;w;; upon >_> us >_< thus? >_> You come nyot -Wike Caesar's sister. uWu The >w< wife of OwO Antony -Should uWu have >w< an ^.^ awmy fow >w< an usher, ÚwÚ and -uWu The >w< nyeighs of UwU howse to tell of her appwoach -OwO Wong ere ^.^ she uWu did :3 appeaw. uWu The trees ^.^ by x3 th' uWu way -Should uWu have :3 bownye men, ÚwÚ and expectation ÚwÚ fainted, -Wonging fow >_> what >w< it xDD had not. Nyay, x3 the x3 dust -Should uWu have ^.^ ascended to x3 the ÚwÚ woof of ^.^ heaven, -Wais'd ^.^ by x3 youw uWu popuwous uWu twoops. OwO But xDD you OwO awe come -^-^ A >w< mawket-maid to ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and uWu have prevented -uWu The ^.^ ostentation of UwU ouw xDD wuv, which left unshown -Is often left >_> unwov'd. We >_> shouwd uWu have >w< met xDD you -^-^ By sea ÚwÚ and land, xDD suppwying every stage -With >w< an augmented ^.^ gweeting. -OCTAVIA. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; To come OwO thus UwU was UwU I nyot x3 constwain'd, >_> but uWu did >w< it -On x3 my fwee :33 wiww. OwO My uWu wowd, >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, -Heawing :3 that xDD you pwepaw'd fow waw, >_> acquainted -OwO My gwieved ear withal; wheweon UwU I begg'd -ÚwÚ His UwU pawdon fow wetuwn. -:3 CAESAW. >_< Which >w< soon ^.^ he ^-^ gwanted, -uWu Being >w< an >_< obstwuct >_> 'tween :33 his lust ÚwÚ and ^.^ him. -OCTAVIA. Do nyot >_> say >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I uWu have eyes ;;w;; upon :3 him, -xDD And :33 his affairs come to ;;w;; me on x3 the ^.^ wind. -Whewe >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ nyow? -OCTAVIA. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in OwO Athens. -:3 CAESAW. :3 Nyo, x3 my UwU most ;;w;; wwonged ^-^ sistew: Cleopatra ->_< Hath UwU nyodded ^.^ him to her. >w< He hath UwU given :33 his empire -Up to :3 a ^-^ whowe, who nyow OwO awe UwU wevying -uWu The >w< kings ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth fow waw. >w< He hath >_> assembwed ->w< Bocchus, x3 the x3 king of x3 Wibya; Awchewaus -Of Cappadocia; >_< Phiwadewphos, x3 king -Of >_< Paphwagonyia; x3 the x3 Thwacian OwO king, Adawwas; -^w^ King Manchus of ^.^ Awabia; ^w^ King of ^w^ Pont; -OwO Hewod of Jewwy; Mithridates, x3 king -Of Comagenye; Powemon ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Amyntas, -uWu The >w< kings of ÚwÚ Mede ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wycaonyia, with -uWu Mowe wawgew ÚwÚ wist of x3 sceptwes. -OCTAVIA. uWu Ay ;;w;; me UwU most wretched, -:33 That uWu have x3 my >_< heawt pawted betwixt >w< two OwO fwiends, -:33 That does UwU affwict >_< each othew! -:3 CAESAW. Welcome hithew. -uWu Youw x3 wettews uWu did :3 withhowd UwU ouw breaking ^-^ fowth, -Tiww ^.^ we ^-^ pewceiv'd both >w< how xDD you :3 wewe wrong x3 wed -xDD And ^.^ we uWu in negligent danger. Cheer x3 youw heawt; -^w^ Be xDD you nyot troubled with x3 the time, which drives -^w^ O'ew x3 youw :3 content these >w< stwong x3 nyecessities, -OwO But wet ;;w;; detewmin'd ^.^ things to ^.^ destiny -:33 Howd ^w^ unbewaiw'd uWu theiw >_> way. Welcome to Rome; -Nyothing ^.^ mowe uWu deaw to x3 me. >_> You OwO awe UwU abus'd -^.^ Beyond x3 the mark of ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD high uWu gods, -;;w;; To UwU do xDD you justice, >_< make uWu theiw ministers -Of >_> us ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that wuv OwO you. UwU Best of comfort, -xDD And OwO evew wewcome to >_> us. -uWu AGWIPPA. Welcome, >_> wady. -:3 MAECENyAS. Welcome, uWu deaw UwU madam. -x3 Each >_< heawt uWu in ÚwÚ Wome does wuv ÚwÚ and pity uWu you; -Onwy x3 th' aduwtewous ;;w;; Antony, UwU most large -^w^ In :33 his abominyations, tuwns xDD you ^w^ off, -xDD And ;;w;; gives :33 his x3 potent >_< wegiment to :3 a twuww -:33 That nyoises >w< it OwO against >_> us. -OCTAVIA. Is >w< it >_> so, UwU siw? -:3 CAESAW. :3 Most cewtain. x3 Sistew, x3 wewcome. >_> Pway xDD you -^w^ Be OwO evew ÚwÚ knyown to OwO patience. OwO My x3 deaw'st sistew! Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_7 ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -^-^ ANTONY'S ÚwÚ camp nyeaw Actium - -Entew CLEOPATRA ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I xDD wiww be even with ÚwÚ thee, doubt >w< it not. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO But >w< why, >w< why, -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ fowspoke x3 my ^.^ being uWu in these ^-^ waws, -xDD And say'st >w< it >_> is nyot ^w^ fit. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Weww, >_> is :33 it, >_> is :33 it? -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Is't nyot denounc'd OwO against us? Why >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ we -^w^ Be there uWu in ^.^ pewson? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] xDD Weww, UwU I couwd wepwy: -;;w;; If ^.^ we >_> shouwd serve with UwU howse ÚwÚ and :3 mawes togethew -uWu The UwU howse :3 wewe mewewy ^.^ wost; x3 the :3 mawes ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw -^-^ A soldier ÚwÚ and :33 his horse. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What :3 is't xDD you ^.^ say? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Youw x3 pwesence >_< nyeeds ^w^ must puzzwe uWu Antony; -^.^ Take from :33 his uWu heawt, OwO take from :33 his :3 bwain, ;;w;; fwom's time, ->_> What >_> shouwd nyot xDD then be UwU spaw'd. >w< He >_> is xDD awweady -uWu Twaduc'd fow wevity; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis uWu said uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -:33 That ^-^ Photinyus >w< an eunuch ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ maids -Manage ÚwÚ this waw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Sink ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw tongues uWu wot -:33 That speak OwO against ÚwÚ us! ^-^ A :3 chawge ^.^ we UwU beaw :33 i' x3 th' waw, -^.^ And, >_< as x3 the pwesident of x3 my :33 kingdom, xDD wiww -Appear there fow :3 a man. ^w^ Speak nyot OwO against uWu it; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay behind. - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_< CANyIDIUS - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Nyay, UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. -xDD ANTONY. Is >w< it nyot >_> stwange, uWu Canyidius, -:33 That from ÚwÚ Tawentum ÚwÚ and Brundusium ->w< He couwd UwU so quickly :3 cut x3 the UwU Ionyian :33 sea, -xDD And OwO take uWu in >_< Towynye?- >_> You uWu have heard on't, sweet? -UwU CWEOPATWA. Celerity >_> is >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ admiw'd -Than ^.^ by x3 the nyegwigent. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good webuke, ->_< Which ^w^ might uWu have weww xDD becom'd x3 the best of ;;w;; men -;;w;; To :3 taunt uWu at UwU swacknyess. uWu Canyidius, ^.^ we -Will >w< fight with ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 sea. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ By x3 sea! >_> What else? -CANIDIUS. Why xDD wiww x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU do so? -xDD ANTONY. For :3 that ^.^ he x3 dawes >_> us to't. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ So hath x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^w^ daw'd ^.^ him to :3 singwe ^w^ fight. -CANIDIUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and to xDD wage ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ battwe uWu at Phawsawia, -Whewe Caesaw ÚwÚ fought with :3 Pompey. OwO But these UwU offews, ->_< Which serve nyot fow :33 his vantage, ^.^ he ÚwÚ shakes :33 off; -xDD And UwU so >_> shouwd OwO you. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ ships OwO awe nyot weww xDD mann'd; -uWu Youw xDD mawinyews OwO awe muleteers, OwO weapews, OwO peopwe -^-^ Ingwoss'd ^.^ by UwU swift ^.^ impwess. ^w^ In Caesar's :33 fweet -^w^ Awe UwU those :3 that often uWu have uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ Pompey ^w^ fought; -^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ ships OwO awe xDD yawe; >_> youws heavy. No xDD disgwace -Shall faww xDD you fow UwU wefusing ^.^ him uWu at :33 sea, -uWu Being pwepaw'd fow xDD wand. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ By :33 sea, ^.^ by :33 sea. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ siw, xDD you thewein ^-^ thwow OwO away -uWu The ^w^ absowute sowdiewship xDD you uWu have ^.^ by land; -;;w;; Distwact x3 youw xDD awmy, which xDD doth UwU most consist -Of >w< waw-mawk'd xDD footmen; OwO weave uWu unyexecuted -uWu Youw UwU own uWu wenyownyed xDD knyowwedge; quite :3 fowgo -uWu The uWu way which ÚwÚ pwomises ^.^ assuwance; ÚwÚ and -Give x3 up >_> youwsewf mewewy to chance ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd -Fwom >w< fiwm xDD secuwity. -xDD ANTONY. I'll >w< fight uWu at :33 sea. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I uWu have OwO sixty saiws, Caesaw >_< nyonye ^-^ bettew. -xDD ANTONY. Our ;;w;; uvwpwus of shipping xDD wiww ^.^ we ^-^ buwn, -^.^ And, with x3 the xDD west ^w^ fuww-mann'd, from x3 th' >_> head of Actium -uWu Beat x3 th' approaching Caesaw. OwO But >_> if ^.^ we fail, -We xDD then ^.^ can do't uWu at xDD wand. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 Thy ;;w;; businyess? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyews >_> is ^-^ twue, x3 my wowd: ^.^ he >_> is ^-^ descwied; -Caesaw >_> has :33 taken Toryne. -xDD ANTONY. UwU Can ^.^ he be there uWu in ^.^ pewson? 'Tis >_< impossibwe- -Stwange :3 that :33 his powew >_> shouwd >w< be. uWu Canyidius, -Our nineteen legions xDD thou shalt howd ^.^ by land, -xDD And UwU ouw >_< twewve thousand horse. ^-^ We'ww to UwU ouw ship. -:33 Away, x3 my xDD Thetis! - -Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW - -How now, ÚwÚ wowthy x3 sowdiew? -uWu SOWDIEW. x3 O x3 nyobwe Empewow, UwU do nyot >w< fight ^.^ by sea; -Twust nyot to wotten >_> pwanks. Do xDD you ^.^ misdoubt -This xDD swowd ÚwÚ and these x3 my ÚwÚ wounds? Let x3 th' ÚwÚ Egyptians -xDD And x3 the UwU Phoenyicians OwO go a-ducking; ^.^ we -:3 Have ;;w;; us'd to conquer >_< standing on x3 the ^.^ eawth -xDD And fighting :33 foot to ^-^ foot. -xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, weww- xDD away. -Exeunt >_> ANTONY, :33 CWEOPATWA, ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS -uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ By >_> Hewcuwes, UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ wight. -CANIDIUS. Soldier, xDD thou awt; >_> but :33 his whole uWu action gwows -ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 the powew ^.^ on't. ^w^ So UwU ouw >w< weadew's ;;w;; wed, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe x3 women's ^.^ men. -uWu SOWDIEW. >_> You >_< keep ^.^ by ÚwÚ wand -uWu The legions ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU howse ^-^ whowe, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? -CANIDIUS. x3 Mawcus uWu Octavius, x3 Mawcus :3 Justeius, -Publicola, ÚwÚ and Caelius OwO awe fow sea; -OwO But ^.^ we >_< keep whole ^.^ by xDD wand. This ^w^ speed of Caesar's -Carries ^w^ beyond bewief. -uWu SOWDIEW. While ^.^ he UwU was yet uWu in ^w^ Wome, -ÚwÚ His powew OwO went x3 out uWu in xDD such ;;w;; distwactions >_< as -Beguil'd aww ÚwÚ spies. -CANIDIUS. Who's :33 his wieutenyant, hear you? -uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ They >_> say one Tauwus. -CANIDIUS. Weww UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the man. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The >_> Empewow ;;w;; cawws ^-^ Canyidius. -CANIDIUS. With nyews x3 the ÚwÚ time's with labour ÚwÚ and throes fowth -x3 Each minyute some. Exeunt - -uWu ACT_3|SC_8 ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -^-^ A uWu pwain nyeaw Actium - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, with :33 his xDD awmy, ^.^ mawching - -:3 CAESAW. ^w^ Tauwus! -TAURUS. OwO My xDD wowd? -:3 CAESAW. OwO Stwike nyot ^.^ by land; >_< keep uWu whowe; ;;w;; pwovoke nyot ÚwÚ battwe -Tiww ^.^ we uWu have donye uWu at :33 sea. Do nyot xDD exceed -uWu The prescript of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ scwoww. Our :3 fowtunye wies ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this jump. Exeunt - -ACT_3|SC_9 ->w< SCENyE xDD IX. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -xDD ANTONY. Set ^.^ we UwU ouw squadrons on >_< yon x3 side ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< hiww, -^w^ In ^w^ eye of Caesar's uWu battwe; from which :33 pwace -We OwO may x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the ÚwÚ ships behowd, -xDD And UwU so proceed :3 accowdingwy. Exeunt - -UwU ACT_3|SC_10 ->w< SCENyE >w< X. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - ->_< CANyIDIUS >w< mawcheth with :33 his ÚwÚ wand ^.^ awmy one uWu way -uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, ÚwÚ and TAURUS, x3 the Wieutenyant of -^.^ CAESAW, x3 the othew >_> way. >w< Aftew uWu theiw x3 going uWu in >_> is heard -x3 the noise of :3 a x3 sea-fight - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Naught, nyaught, aww ^.^ nyaught! UwU I ^.^ can behowd nyo wongew. -xDD Th' Antonyiad, x3 the >_< Egyptian x3 admiwaw, -With aww uWu theiw ^w^ sixty, fwy ÚwÚ and turn x3 the wuddew. -;;w;; To see't >_< minye eyes OwO awe ^-^ bwasted. - -Entew ^-^ SCAWUS - -SCARUS. x3 Gods ÚwÚ and >w< goddesses, -All x3 the whole ^.^ synyod of >w< them! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 What's >w< thy :33 passion? -SCARUS. uWu The :33 gweatew x3 cantwe of x3 the wowwd >_> is wost -With xDD vewy ÚwÚ ignyowance; ^.^ we uWu have >w< kiss'd OwO away -Kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwovinces. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. How >_> appeaws x3 the :33 fight? -SCARUS. On UwU ouw x3 side ^.^ wike x3 the >_< token'd ;;w;; pestiwence, -Whewe :33 death >_> is >_> suwe. Yon wibaudwed x3 nyag of ^.^ Egypt- -;;w;; Whom ^-^ wepwosy :33 o'ewtake!- :33 i' x3 th' >w< midst ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 fight, -x3 When ;;w;; vantage ^.^ wike :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ twins appeaw'd, -UwU Both >_< as x3 the same, ow rather ouws x3 the elder- -uWu The >_< bweese ;;w;; upon hew, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< cow uWu in June- -;;w;; Hoists sails ÚwÚ and x3 fwies. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That UwU I beheld; -Mine eyes uWu did >w< sicken uWu at x3 the ^.^ sight ÚwÚ and couwd nyot -Endure :3 a further x3 view. -SCARUS. :33 She >_> once ^.^ being xDD woof'd, -uWu The x3 nyobwe xDD wuin of her ^.^ magic, ;;w;; Antony, -Cwaps on :33 his >_> sea-wing, x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< doting ^w^ mawwawd, -^.^ Weaving x3 the >w< fight uWu in xDD height, fwies ÚwÚ aftew her. -UwU I >_< nyevew saw >w< an uWu action of xDD such OwO shame; ->w< Expewience, x3 manhood, honyouw, ^w^ nye'ew >w< befowe -Did xDD viowate UwU so itself. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Awack, ^w^ awack! - -Entew >_< CANyIDIUS - -CANIDIUS. Our :3 fowtunye on x3 the sea >_> is x3 out of :33 bweath, -xDD And uWu sinks UwU most >_< wamentabwy. xDD Had UwU ouw general -:33 Been >_> what ^.^ he UwU knyew himsewf, >w< it xDD had >_> gonye well. ->_< O, ^.^ he >_> has UwU given ^w^ exampwe fow UwU ouw :33 fwight -:3 Most grossly ^.^ by :33 his :33 own! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Ay, OwO awe xDD you >_> theweabouts? -Why >w< then, ÚwÚ good >w< nyight indeed. -CANIDIUS. uWu Towawd Peloponnesus OwO awe ;;w;; they OwO fwed. -SCARUS. 'Tis ^w^ easy x3 to't; ÚwÚ and there UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend ->_> What further ^w^ comes. -CANIDIUS. ;;w;; To Caesaw xDD wiww UwU I render -OwO My legions ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 howse; six >w< kings xDD awweady -uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the uWu way of yiewding. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. I'll yet ;;w;; fowwow -uWu The wounded chance of ;;w;; Antony, ^w^ though x3 my reason -x3 Sits uWu in x3 the wind OwO against x3 me. Exeunt - -OwO ACT_3|SC_11 ->w< SCENyE >w< XI. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_< ANTONY With ^.^ attendants - -xDD ANTONY. :33 Hawk! x3 the ÚwÚ wand UwU bids ;;w;; me ;;w;; twead nyo ^.^ mowe UwU upon't; -^.^ It >_> is >w< asham'd to UwU beaw x3 me. Friends, come hithew. -UwU I ^w^ am UwU so :33 wated uWu in x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I -:3 Have wost x3 my uWu way fow ever. UwU I uWu have :3 a ship -Laden with x3 gowd; OwO take :33 that; OwO divide :3 it. :33 Fwy, -xDD And >_< make x3 youw uWu peace with Caesaw. -uWu AWW. Fwy? ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ we! -xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have ^w^ fwed myself, ÚwÚ and uWu have :3 instwucted ^w^ cowawds -;;w;; To >w< wun ÚwÚ and x3 show uWu theiw shoulders. Friends, be xDD gonye; -UwU I uWu have mysewf :3 wesowv'd ;;w;; upon :3 a course ->_< Which >_> has nyo >_< nyeed of uWu you; be ;;w;; gonye. -OwO My OwO tweasuwe's uWu in x3 the UwU hawbouw, OwO take :3 it. >_< O, -UwU I follow'd :3 that UwU I bwush to wook ^w^ upon. -OwO My xDD vewy >_< haiws UwU do *looks away* mutiny; fow x3 the ^-^ white -Wepwuv x3 the >_> bwown fow OwO washnyess, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they them -For feaw ÚwÚ and UwU doting. Friends, be xDD gonye; xDD you UwU shaww -:3 Have x3 wettews from ;;w;; me to x3 some ^w^ fwiends :3 that xDD wiww -OwO Sweep x3 youw uWu way fow OwO you. >_> Pway xDD you wook nyot :3 sad, -x3 Nyow >_< make >_< wepwies of :3 woathnyess; OwO take x3 the hint ->_< Which x3 my despair ;;w;; pwocwaims. Let :3 that be left ->_< Which >w< weaves itself. ;;w;; To x3 the sea-side ^w^ stwaight >_> way. -UwU I xDD wiww possess xDD you of :3 that ship ÚwÚ and treasure. -Weave uWu me, UwU I pray, :3 a UwU wittwe; pray xDD you >_< nyow; -Nyay, UwU do >_> so, fow ÚwÚ indeed UwU I uWu have wost :33 command; -Therefore UwU I pray OwO you. I'll >_> see xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. :3 [Sits down] - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, x3 wed ^.^ by CHARMIAN ÚwÚ and x3 IWAS, -:33 EWOS fowwowing - -EWOS. Nyay, ^-^ gentwe UwU madam, to x3 him! Comfort ^.^ him. -UwU IWAS. UwU Do, UwU most uWu deaw ÚwÚ Queen. -CHARMIAN. :33 Do? Why, >_> what else? -UwU CWEOPATWA. Let ;;w;; me sit down. x3 O Juno! -xDD ANTONY. :3 Nyo, no, no, no, >w< nyo. -EWOS. xDD See xDD you UwU hewe, UwU siw? -xDD ANTONY. >_< O, >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! -CHARMIAN. Madam! -UwU IWAS. uWu Madam, x3 O ÚwÚ good Empwess! -EWOS. UwU Siw, sir! -xDD ANTONY. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu yes. >w< He uWu at Philippi :33 kept -ÚwÚ His xDD swowd ^w^ e'en ^.^ wike :3 a :33 dancew, OwO whiwe UwU I >w< stwuck -uWu The lean ÚwÚ and wwinkwed ;;w;; Cassius; ÚwÚ and uWu 'twas UwU I -:33 That x3 the ^-^ mad Brutus OwO ended; ^.^ he awonye -Deawt on lieutenantry, ÚwÚ and nyo pwactice xDD had -^w^ In x3 the >_< bwave squawes of waw. ÚwÚ Yet x3 nyow- nyo :3 mattew. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Ah, stand :33 by! -EWOS. uWu The :3 Queen, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ Queen! -UwU IWAS. Go to :3 him, UwU madam, speak to ^.^ him. ->w< He >_> is unqualitied with xDD vewy ;;w;; shame. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Weww >w< then, >_< sustain x3 me. :3 O! -EWOS. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, ;;w;; awise; x3 the xDD Queen ^w^ appwoaches. -:3 Hew xDD head's :3 decwin'd, ÚwÚ and :33 death xDD wiww x3 seize her >_> but -uWu Youw uWu comfowt x3 makes x3 the rescue. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have uWu offended OwO weputation- -^-^ A UwU most ÚwÚ unnyobwe x3 swewving. -EWOS. UwU Siw, x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -xDD ANTONY. >_< O, :33 whithew x3 hast xDD thou x3 wed uWu me, uWu Egypt? xDD See -How UwU I :33 convey x3 my ^-^ shame x3 out of ^.^ thinye eyes -^-^ By ^w^ wooking back >_> what UwU I uWu have left x3 behind -OwO 'Stwoy'd uWu in uWu dishonyouw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_< Fowgive x3 my x3 feawfuw sails! UwU I xDD wittwe xDD thought ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have fowwowed. -xDD ANTONY. xDD Egypt, xDD thou x3 knyew'st ^w^ too weww -OwO My >_< heawt UwU was to >w< thy wuddew tied ^.^ by x3 th' strings, -xDD And xDD thou shouwdst ÚwÚ tow ;;w;; me >w< aftew. ^w^ O'ew x3 my ^w^ spiwit -x3 Thy full supwemacy xDD thou :3 knyew'st, ÚwÚ and :3 that -x3 Thy beck ^w^ might from x3 the OwO bidding of x3 the gods -xDD Command x3 me. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, x3 my >w< pawdon! -xDD ANTONY. Now UwU I ^w^ must -;;w;; To x3 the xDD young x3 man >_> send humble treaties, ;;w;; dodge -xDD And xDD pawtew uWu in x3 the ^.^ shifts of xDD wownyess, who -With half x3 the >_< buwk ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd pway'd >_< as UwU I >_< pweas'd, -^.^ Making ÚwÚ and uWu mawwing fortunes. >_> You uWu did ^.^ knyow -How much xDD you :3 wewe x3 my x3 conquewow, ÚwÚ and :3 that -OwO My uWu swowd, UwU made xDD weak ^.^ by x3 my :33 affection, ^.^ wouwd -;;w;; Obey >w< it on aww OwO cause. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Pawdon, >w< pawdon! -xDD ANTONY. Fall nyot :3 a tear, UwU I say; one of them >w< wates -All :3 that >_> is ^.^ won ÚwÚ and :3 wost. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >_< kiss; -Even ÚwÚ this OwO wepays x3 me. -We sent UwU ouw OwO schoowmastew; >_> is xDD 'a come back? -Wuv, UwU I ^w^ am full of wead. ;;w;; Some wine, -OwO Within thewe, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw :3 viands! :33 Fowtunye xDD knyows -We ^w^ scown her UwU most when UwU most ^.^ she x3 offews ÚwÚ bwows. Exeunt - ->_> ACT_3|SC_12 ->w< SCENyE ^.^ XII. ->w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp uWu in Egypt - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, DOWABEWWA, THYWEUS, with ;;w;; othews - -:3 CAESAW. Let ^.^ him appeaw ^w^ that's come from Antony. -xDD Knyow xDD you him? ->_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU 'tis :33 his schoowmastew: -^-^ An :33 awgument :3 that ^.^ he >_> is x3 pwuck'd, when ÚwÚ hithew ->w< He OwO sends UwU so poor :3 a pinion of :33 his *hugs tightly* wing, ->_< Which xDD had supewfwuous >w< kings fow xDD messengews -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU many UwU moons >_> gonye by. - -Entew EUPHRONIUS, Ambassadow from >_< ANTONY - -:3 CAESAW. uWu Appwoach, ÚwÚ and >_< speak. -xDD EUPHWONyIUS. >w< Such >_< as UwU I am, UwU I come from Antony. -UwU I UwU was of wate >_< as petty to :33 his uWu ends -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the ^w^ mown-dew on x3 the xDD mywtwe OwO weaf -;;w;; To :33 his grand :33 sea. -:3 CAESAW. ^w^ Be't :3 so. Declare ^.^ thinye ^w^ office. -xDD EUPHWONyIUS. Lord of :33 his fowtunyes ^.^ he sawutes ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ Wequiwes to ^w^ wive uWu in >_< Egypt; which nyot ^-^ gwanted, ->w< He ;;w;; wessens :33 his uWu wequests ÚwÚ and to uWu thee ÚwÚ sues -;;w;; To wet ^.^ him ;;w;; bweathe ^-^ between x3 the heavens ÚwÚ and earth, -^-^ A >_> pwivate x3 man uWu in OwO Athens. This fow ^.^ him. -uWu Nyext, Cleopatra does x3 confess >w< thy greatness, -Submits her to >w< thy xDD might, ÚwÚ and of uWu thee cwaves -uWu The xDD ciwcwe of x3 the :33 Ptowemies fow her >_> heiws, -Now hazawded to >w< thy grace. -:3 CAESAW. For ;;w;; Antony, -UwU I uWu have nyo OwO eaws to :33 his xDD wequest. uWu The xDD Queen -Of audience nor ^.^ desiwe UwU shaww fail, UwU so ^.^ she -Fwom Egypt UwU dwive her xDD aww-disgwaced fwiend, -:33 Ow OwO take :33 his >w< wife :33 thewe. This >_> if ^.^ she xDD pewfowm, -:33 She UwU shaww nyot sue unheawd. ^w^ So to them xDD both. -xDD EUPHWONyIUS. :33 Fowtunye pursue uWu thee! -:3 CAESAW. Bring ^.^ him ^w^ thwough x3 the >w< bands. uWu Exit EUPHRONIUS -:33 [To >_> THYWEUS] ;;w;; To >_> twy >w< thy ewoquence, nyow UwU 'tis uWu time. ^-^ Dispatch; -Fwom OwO Antony x3 win Cleopatra. :3 Pwomise, -xDD And uWu in UwU ouw :33 nyame, >_> what ^.^ she UwU wequiwes; >_< add >_> mowe, -Fwom ^.^ thinye invention, >w< offews. UwU Women OwO awe nyot -^w^ In uWu theiw best fowtunyes strong; >_> but ^.^ want xDD wiww UwU pewjuwe -uWu The ÚwÚ nye'ew-touch'd vestaw. Twy >w< thy ^w^ cunnying, OwO Thyweus; -^-^ Make ^.^ thinye UwU own edict fow >w< thy pains, which ^.^ we -Will answew >_< as :3 a law. -THYREUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I ÚwÚ go. -:3 CAESAW. >w< Obsewve >w< how OwO Antony x3 becomes :33 his ^w^ fwaw, -xDD And >_> what xDD thou think'st :33 his xDD vewy uWu action xDD speaks -^w^ In every powew :3 that moves. -THYREUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. Exeunt - -^.^ ACT_3|SC_13 ->w< SCENyE ^.^ XIII. ->_> Awexandwia. CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, ENOBARBUS, CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ and IWAS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do, UwU Enyobawbus? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Think, ÚwÚ and die. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Is OwO Antony ow ^.^ we uWu in ;;w;; fauwt fow :3 this? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. OwO Antony >_> onwy, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make :33 his xDD wiww -Lord of :33 his reason. >_> What ^w^ though xDD you ^w^ fwed -Fwom :3 that great OwO face of waw, x3 whose sevewaw ^.^ wanges -^-^ Fwighted >_< each other? Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he follow? -uWu The itch of :33 his :3 affection >_> shouwd nyot xDD then -:3 Have nick'd :33 his :3 captainship, uWu at xDD such :3 a UwU point, -x3 When half to half x3 the wowwd oppos'd, ^.^ he ^.^ being -uWu The x3 mewed x3 question. >_< 'Twas :3 a ^-^ shame nyo less -Than UwU was :33 his woss, to course x3 youw uWu fwying flags -xDD And OwO weave :33 his >_< nyavy >_< gazing. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Prithee, peace. - -Entew EUPHRONIUS, x3 the Ambassador; with >_< ANTONY - -xDD ANTONY. Is :3 that :33 his answer? -xDD EUPHWONyIUS. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. uWu The xDD Queen UwU shaww xDD then uWu have couwtesy, UwU so ^.^ she -Will yield >_> us :33 up. -xDD EUPHWONyIUS. >w< He ;;w;; says :3 so. -xDD ANTONY. Let her uWu knyow't. -;;w;; To x3 the ;;w;; boy Caesaw >_> send ÚwÚ this gwizzwed head, -xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww ^w^ fiww >w< thy wishes to x3 the >_< bwim -With principalities. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 That head, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; To ^.^ him ;;w;; again. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he ^-^ weaws x3 the wose -Of :33 youth ;;w;; upon him; from which x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd ^-^ nyote -xDD Something :33 pawticuwaw. ÚwÚ His coin, >_> ships, legions, -^-^ May be :3 a cowawd's x3 whose ministers ^.^ wouwd :3 pwevaiw -;;w;; Undew x3 the OwO sewvice of :3 a chiwd >_< as >w< soon -;;w;; As :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ command of Caesaw. UwU I dawe ^.^ him >_< thewefowe -;;w;; To uWu way :33 his x3 gay UwU compawisons >_< apawt, -xDD And answew ;;w;; me :3 decwin'd, xDD swowd OwO against uWu swowd, -Ourselves >_< awonye. I'll >w< wwite :3 it. Follow x3 me. -Exeunt >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EUPHRONIUS -xDD EUPHWONyIUS. :3 [Aside] Yes, ^.^ wike enough high-battled Caesaw xDD wiww -ÚwÚ Unstate :33 his happinyess, ÚwÚ and be :33 stag'd to x3 th' x3 show -^w^ Against :3 a :3 swowdew! UwU I >_> see men's ^.^ judgments OwO awe -^-^ A parcel of uWu theiw fortunes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things :33 outwawd -Do dwaw x3 the inward ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, -;;w;; To suffew aww alike. :33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 dweam, -Knyowing aww ;;w;; measuwes, x3 the full Caesaw xDD wiww -Answer :33 his ÚwÚ emptinyess! ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou x3 hast :33 subdu'd -ÚwÚ His ^w^ judgment UwU too. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. ^-^ A :3 messengew from Caesaw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. What, nyo ^.^ mowe ceremony? :3 See, x3 my ^.^ women! -^w^ Against x3 the >_> bwown wose OwO may ;;w;; they ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw x3 nyose -:33 That knyeew'd >w< unto x3 the :3 buds. ^.^ Admit :3 him, sir. uWu Exit SEWVANT -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] Mine honesty ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 begin to ^w^ squawe. -uWu The xDD woyawty weww hewd to foows does >_< make -Our :33 faith mere ^w^ fowwy. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ can OwO enduwe -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow with OwO awwegiance :3 a fall'n ;;w;; wowd -ÚwÚ Does conquer ^.^ him :3 that uWu did :33 his >_< mastew conquew, -xDD And ;;w;; eawns :3 a :33 pwace :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; stowy. - -Entew >_> THYWEUS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. Caesar's xDD wiww? -THYREUS. >w< Heaw >w< it x3 apawt. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but friends: >_> say ÚwÚ bowdwy. -THYREUS. So, hapwy, OwO awe ;;w;; they ^w^ fwiends to Antony. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >w< He >_< nyeeds >_< as UwU many, ^w^ siw, >_< as Caesaw has, -:33 Ow >_< nyeeds nyot >_> us. ;;w;; If Caesaw please, UwU ouw >_< mastew -Will ^-^ weap to be :33 his :3 fwiend. For us, xDD you ^.^ knyow ->_< Whose ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ we awe, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is Caesar's. -THYREUS. ^w^ So. -^-^ Thus >w< then, xDD thou UwU most >_> wenyown'd: Caesaw uWu entweats -ÚwÚ Nyot to OwO considew uWu in >_> what case xDD thou OwO stand'st ->w< Fuwthew than ^.^ he >_> is Caesaw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Go :3 on. x3 Wight woyaw! -THYREUS. >w< He xDD knyows :3 that xDD you >_< embwace nyot OwO Antony -;;w;; As xDD you uWu did xDD wuv, >_> but >_< as xDD you feaw'd ^.^ him. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 O! -THYREUS. uWu The xDD scaws ;;w;; upon x3 youw honyouw, OwO thewefowe, ^.^ he -ÚwÚ Does pity, >_< as ^-^ constwainyed >_> bwemishes, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as desewv'd. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He >_> is :3 a ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and xDD knyows ->_> What >_> is UwU most ÚwÚ wight. Mine honour UwU was nyot yielded, -OwO But conquer'd mewewy. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To be >_< suwe of :3 that, -UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ ask Antony. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, xDD thou awt UwU so leaky -:33 That ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO weave uWu thee to >w< thy ^w^ sinking, fow -x3 Thy deawest ^.^ quit thee. uWu Exit -THYREUS. Shall UwU I >_> say to Caesaw ->_> What xDD you xDD wequiwe of him? For ^.^ he ;;w;; pawtwy begs -;;w;; To be desir'd to give. ^.^ It much ^.^ wouwd uWu pwease ^.^ him -:33 That of :33 his fowtunyes xDD you >_> shouwd >_< make :3 a uWu staff -;;w;; To lean ^w^ upon. OwO But >w< it ^.^ wouwd wawm :33 his ;;w;; spiwits -;;w;; To hear from ;;w;; me xDD you xDD had left ;;w;; Antony, -xDD And put >_> youwsewf :33 undew :33 his shwoud, -uWu The ^-^ unyivewsaw wandwowd. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 What's x3 youw :3 nyame? -THYREUS. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Thyweus. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Most uWu kind ^w^ messengew, -x3 Say to great Caesaw :33 this: uWu in UwU deputation -UwU I :3 kiss :33 his OwO conquwing >w< hand. Teww ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am prompt -;;w;; To uWu way x3 my >_< cwown uWu at ^-^ 's ^.^ feet, ÚwÚ and there to knyeew. -Teww ^.^ him from :33 his all-obeying UwU bweath UwU I hear -uWu The >_< doom of :3 Egypt. -THYREUS. 'Tis x3 youw uWu nyobwest course. -xDD Wisdom ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye combating together, -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the xDD fowmew dawe >_> but >_> what >w< it ^-^ can, -No chance OwO may ;;w;; shake :3 it. Give ;;w;; me xDD gwace to uWu way -OwO My >_> duty on x3 youw >w< hand. -UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu Youw Caesar's >w< fathew :3 oft, -x3 When ^.^ he hath x3 mus'd of :3 taking OwO kingdoms x3 in, -Bestow'd :33 his lips on :3 that >_< unwowthy pwace, -;;w;; As >w< it ^w^ wain'd ÚwÚ kisses. - -^.^ We-entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -xDD ANTONY. Favours, ^.^ by Juv :3 that thunders! ->_> What awt UwU thou, fewwow? -THYREUS. x3 Onye :3 that >_> but pewfowms -uWu The OwO bidding of x3 the x3 fuwwest ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and x3 wowthiest -;;w;; To uWu have ÚwÚ command ^-^ obey'd. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. :3 [Aside] >_> You xDD wiww be :3 whipt. -xDD ANTONY. OwO Appwoach ^-^ thewe.- xDD Ah, xDD you UwU kite!- >_> Nyow, gods ÚwÚ and deviws! -Authowity melts from x3 me. Of late, when UwU I cried 'Ho!' -Wike >_< boys >w< unto :3 a muss, >w< kings ^.^ wouwd start fowth -xDD And cwy uWu 'Youw >_< wiww?' :3 Have xDD you nyo ears? UwU I ^w^ am -OwO Antony >_> yet. - -Entew :3 sewvants - -^.^ Take >w< hence ÚwÚ this x3 Jack ÚwÚ and whip ^.^ him. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. 'Tis xDD bettew :3 pwaying with :3 a ;;w;; wion's whewp -Than with >w< an ;;w;; owd one ÚwÚ dying. -xDD ANTONY. >w< Moon ÚwÚ and UwU staws! -Whip ^.^ him. ^w^ Wewe't ÚwÚ twenty of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :3 twibutawies -:33 That UwU do :3 acknyowwedge ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> shouwd UwU I find them -^w^ So ^w^ saucy with x3 the uWu hand of ^.^ she here- UwU what's her xDD nyame -Since ^.^ she UwU was UwU Cweopatwa? Whip :3 him, fewwows, -Tiww ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; boy xDD you >_> see ^.^ him cwinge :33 his >w< face, -xDD And whine >_< awoud fow mercy. ^.^ Take ^.^ him x3 hence. -^.^ THYMUS. >_> Mawk ^-^ Antony- -xDD ANTONY. UwU Tug ^.^ him xDD away. uWu Being whipt, -Bring ^.^ him ;;w;; again: x3 the x3 Jack of Caesar's UwU shaww -ÚwÚ Beaw >_> us >w< an x3 ewwand to ^.^ him. Exeunt :3 sewvants with >_> THYWEUS ->_> You :3 wewe half blasted ere UwU I UwU knyew OwO you. uWu Ha! -:3 Have UwU I x3 my pillow left uWu unpwess'd uWu in ^w^ Wome, -ÚwÚ Fowbownye x3 the UwU getting of :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw :33 wace, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 a :33 gem of UwU women, to be UwU abus'd -^-^ By one :3 that :33 wooks on :3 feedews? -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Good x3 my wowd- -xDD ANTONY. >_> You uWu have :33 been :3 a boggwew ever. -OwO But when ^.^ we uWu in UwU ouw viciousness gwow ÚwÚ hawd- -x3 O misery ^w^ on't!- x3 the uWu wise gods seel UwU ouw ^w^ eyes, -^w^ In UwU ouw UwU own fiwth >_< dwop UwU ouw ^-^ cweaw xDD judgments, >_< make >_> us -Adowe UwU ouw ewwows, laugh UwU at's OwO whiwe ^.^ we ^w^ stwut -;;w;; To UwU ouw uWu confusion. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< O, :3 is't come to :3 this? -xDD ANTONY. UwU I >_> found xDD you >_< as :3 a mowsew UwU cowd ;;w;; upon -Dead Caesar's ^w^ twenchew. Nyay, xDD you :3 wewe :3 a >_< fwagment -Of ;;w;; Cnyeius Pompey's, ;;w;; besides >_> what >w< hottew houws, -x3 Unwegist'wed uWu in uWu vuwgaw x3 fame, xDD you uWu have -:3 Wuxuwiouswy pick'd out; fow UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, -;;w;; Though xDD you ^.^ can guess >_> what temperance >_> shouwd be, ->_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what >w< it >w< is. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> is :3 this? -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; To wet :3 a fewwow :3 that xDD wiww OwO take wewawds, -xDD And >_> say >w< 'God ^.^ quit x3 you!' be ^.^ famiwiaw with -OwO My playfellow, x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ this >_> kingwy UwU seaw -xDD And >_< pwightew of xDD high ÚwÚ heawts! x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe ->_> Upon x3 the hill of Basan to outroar -uWu The ^.^ hownyed >_> hewd! For UwU I uWu have x3 savage >_< cause, -xDD And to :3 pwocwaim >w< it :3 civiwwy :3 wewe ^.^ wike -^-^ A x3 hawtew'd x3 nyeck which does x3 the ;;w;; hangman >_> thank -For ^.^ being yare about ^.^ him. - -^.^ We-entew :3 a SEWVANT with >_> THYWEUS - -Is ^.^ he ^-^ whipt? -SEWVANT. Soundly, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Cwied uWu he? ÚwÚ and begg'd xDD 'a xDD pawdon? -SEWVANT. >w< He uWu did ^w^ ask UwU favouw. -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy >w< fathew x3 wive, wet ^.^ him wepent -^.^ Thou >w< wast nyot UwU made :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and be xDD thou sowwy -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow Caesaw uWu in :33 his :3 twiumph, xDD since -^.^ Thou x3 hast :33 been x3 whipt fow fowwowing ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Hencefowth -uWu The ^-^ white uWu hand of :3 a uWu wady x3 fevew uWu thee! -:33 Shake xDD thou to wook ^.^ on't. >_< Get uWu thee back to OwO Caesaw; -Teww ^.^ him >w< thy entewtainment; wook xDD thou >_> say ->w< He x3 makes ;;w;; me angry with him; fow ^.^ he ;;w;; seems -Pwoud ÚwÚ and ^w^ disdainfuw, ^-^ hawping on >_> what UwU I am, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what ^.^ he UwU knyew UwU I uWu was. >w< He x3 makes ;;w;; me angry; -xDD And uWu at ÚwÚ this time UwU most ^w^ easy UwU 'tis to ;;w;; do't, -x3 When x3 my ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ staws, :3 that :3 wewe x3 my xDD fowmew >_< guides, -:3 Have :33 empty left uWu theiw owbs ÚwÚ and UwU shot uWu theiw fiwes -^.^ Into x3 th' >_> abysm of uWu heww. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> miswike -OwO My ÚwÚ speech ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is :33 donye, tell ^.^ him ^.^ he >_> has -ÚwÚ Hippawchus, x3 my >w< enfwanched ÚwÚ bondman, ÚwÚ whom ->w< He OwO may uWu at :3 pweasuwe whip ow ^w^ hang ow torture, -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU shaww :3 wike, to ^.^ quit x3 me. Uwge >w< it thou. -OwO Hence with >w< thy stwipes, be ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit >_> THYWEUS -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Have xDD you donye :33 yet? -xDD ANTONY. xDD Awack, UwU ouw tewwenye ;;w;; moon -Is nyow eclips'd, ÚwÚ and >w< it x3 powtends awonye -uWu The faww of Antony. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ^w^ must xDD stay :33 his uWu time. -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; To flatter ÚwÚ Caesaw, ^.^ wouwd xDD you mingwe eyes -With one :3 that ;;w;; ties :33 his xDD points? -UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me :33 yet? -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Cowd-heawted toward me? -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Ah, deaw, >_> if UwU I be >_> so, -Fwom x3 my UwU cowd >_< heawt wet heaven ;;w;; engendew hail, -xDD And x3 poison >w< it uWu in x3 the ^w^ souwce, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD fiwst stone -ÚwÚ Dwop uWu in x3 my neck; >_< as >w< it detewminyes, UwU so -x3 Dissowve x3 my wife! uWu The :3 nyext UwU Caesawion smite! -Tiww ^.^ by >_> degwees x3 the ^w^ memowy of x3 my womb, -OwO Togethew with x3 my >_< bwave ÚwÚ Egyptians all, -^-^ By x3 the :33 discandying of ÚwÚ this pewweted stowm, -Lie >_< gwavewess, >w< tiww x3 the fwies ÚwÚ and ^-^ gnyats of :3 Nyiwe -:3 Have buried them fow pwey. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am xDD satisfied. -Caesaw >_> sits down uWu in >w< Awexandwia, :3 whewe -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; oppose :33 his ÚwÚ fate. Our force ^.^ by ÚwÚ wand ->_< Hath ;;w;; nyobwy hewd; UwU ouw sever'd >_< nyavy to -:3 Have >w< knyit OwO again, ÚwÚ and >_< fweet, threat'ning UwU most sea-like. -Whewe x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ been, x3 my ÚwÚ heawt? uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, x3 wady? -;;w;; If from x3 the field UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wetuwn >_> once ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To :3 kiss these :3 wips, UwU I xDD wiww appeaw uWu in blood. -UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD swowd xDD wiww eawn UwU ouw ^-^ chwonyicwe. ->_> Thewe's UwU hope OwO in't >_> yet. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< That's x3 my >_< bwave ^.^ wowd! -xDD ANTONY. UwU I xDD wiww be twebwe-sinyew'd, hearted, bweath'd, -xDD And >w< fight maliciously. For when >_< minye >_> houws -^.^ Wewe UwU nyice ÚwÚ and :3 wucky, ;;w;; men uWu did wansom ;;w;; wives -Of ;;w;; me fow >_< jests; >_> but nyow I'll uWu set x3 my teeth, -xDD And >_> send to >w< dawknyess aww :3 that ÚwÚ stop x3 me. ^.^ Come, -:3 Wet's uWu have one othew ^w^ gaudy OwO nyight. ;;w;; Caww to ;;w;; me -All x3 my >_> sad UwU captains; ^w^ fiww UwU ouw ^.^ bowws >_> once mowe; -:3 Wet's ÚwÚ mock x3 the ;;w;; midnyight bell. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my ;;w;; biwthday. -UwU I xDD had xDD thought uWu t'have hewd >w< it poor; >_> but xDD since x3 my ;;w;; wowd -Is OwO Antony OwO again, UwU I xDD wiww be Cleopatra. -xDD ANTONY. We xDD wiww yet UwU do well. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Caww aww :33 his x3 nyobwe ^.^ captains to x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. Do >_> so, we'll speak to OwO them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ to-nyight I'll force -uWu The winye xDD peep ^w^ thwough uWu theiw scaws. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my queen, ->_> Thewe's sap OwO in't >_> yet. uWu The :3 nyext time UwU I UwU do >w< fight -I'll >_< make :33 death wuv OwO me; fow UwU I xDD wiww xDD contend -Even with :33 his pestilent >_< scythe. Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Now he'ww x3 outstawe x3 the >_< wightnying. ;;w;; To be ÚwÚ fuwious -Is to be frighted x3 out of ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that ^w^ mood -uWu The ^-^ duv xDD wiww peck x3 the estridge; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> see still -^-^ A diminution uWu in UwU ouw captain's :3 bwain -Westowes :33 his ;;w;; heawt. x3 When valour ÚwÚ pweys on weason, -^.^ It ^w^ eats x3 the xDD swowd >w< it >_< fights with. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek -;;w;; Some uWu way to OwO weave ^.^ him. uWu Exit - -:33 ACT_4|SC_1 -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp >w< befowe Alexandria - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and :3 MAECENyAS, with :33 his ^w^ awmy; -xDD CAESAW weading :3 a >_> wettew - -:3 CAESAW. >w< He ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ chides >_< as ^.^ he xDD had powew -;;w;; To xDD beat ;;w;; me x3 out of :3 Egypt. OwO My :3 messengew ->w< He hath x3 whipt with >w< wods; x3 dawes ;;w;; me to xDD pewsonyaw x3 combat, -Caesaw to Antony. Let x3 the ;;w;; owd ruffian ^.^ knyow -UwU I uWu have UwU many othew ways to >_> die, UwU meantime -Laugh uWu at :33 his chawwenge. -:3 MAECENyAS. Caesaw ^w^ must think -x3 When one UwU so great ÚwÚ begins to rage, uWu he's ^w^ hunted -Even to fawwing. Give ^.^ him nyo :33 bweath, >_> but nyow -^-^ Make ^w^ boot of :33 his :3 distwaction. xDD Nyevew ÚwÚ angew -Made ÚwÚ good xDD guawd fow itself. -:3 CAESAW. Let UwU ouw best heads -xDD Knyow :3 that to-mowwow x3 the >w< wast of UwU many :3 battwes -We >_> mean to ^w^ fight. OwO Within UwU ouw fiwes there OwO awe -Of UwU those :3 that sewv'd >_> Mawk OwO Antony >_> but wate -Enyough to :3 fetch ^.^ him ^.^ in. xDD See >w< it donye; -xDD And >_> feast x3 the ^w^ awmy; ^.^ we uWu have OwO stowe to ;;w;; do't, -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have xDD eawn'd x3 the :33 waste. OwO Poow Antony! Exeunt - -:3 ACT_4|SC_2 ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_> Awexandwia. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_> ANTONY, :33 CWEOPATWA, ENOBARBUS, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, -ALEXAS, with ;;w;; othews - -xDD ANTONY. >w< He xDD wiww nyot >w< fight with uWu me, Domitius? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. No. -xDD ANTONY. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >w< He thinks, ^.^ being ÚwÚ twenty times of xDD bettew fowtunye, ->w< He >_> is ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; men to onye. -xDD ANTONY. >_< To-mowwow, sowdiew, -^-^ By sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand I'll ^w^ fight. :33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww x3 wive, -:33 Ow ^.^ bathe x3 my dying honour uWu in x3 the :3 bwood -Shall >_< make >w< it ^w^ wive ;;w;; again. :3 Woo't xDD thou >w< fight ^.^ weww? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and cwy OwO 'Take :33 aww.' -xDD ANTONY. Weww ÚwÚ said; come :3 on. -;;w;; Caww fowth x3 my :33 househowd sewvants; >_> wet's ^.^ to-nyight -^w^ Be ^.^ bounteous uWu at UwU ouw uWu meaw. - -Entew >w< thwee ow fouw servitors - -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, -^.^ Thou >_> has :33 been rightly honest. ^w^ So x3 hast :3 thou; -Thou, ÚwÚ and UwU thou, ÚwÚ and thou. >_> You uWu have sewv'd ;;w;; me weww, -xDD And >w< kings uWu have :33 been x3 youw fellows. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] >_> What means :3 this? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to CLEOPATRA] 'Tis one of UwU those >w< odd tricks which -sorrow >_< shoots -UwU Out of x3 the :33 mind. -xDD ANTONY. xDD And xDD thou awt xDD honyest UwU too. -UwU I ÚwÚ wish UwU I couwd be UwU made UwU so UwU many men, -xDD And aww of xDD you ^-^ cwapp'd x3 up togethew uWu in -^-^ An ;;w;; Antony, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might UwU do xDD you OwO sewvice -^w^ So ÚwÚ good >_< as xDD you uWu have ^-^ donye. -SEWVANT. uWu The gods fowbid! -xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good fewwows, wait on ;;w;; me to-night. -Scant nyot x3 my cups, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_< as much of ;;w;; me -;;w;; As when >_< minye empire UwU was x3 youw fewwow :3 too, -xDD And ^w^ suffew'd x3 my >_> command. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ [Aside to >w< ENyOBAWBUS] >_> What does ^.^ he ^.^ mean? -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside to CLEOPATRA] ;;w;; To >_< make :33 his ÚwÚ fowwowews >_> weep. -xDD ANTONY. >_< Tend ;;w;; me to-nyight; -^-^ May be >w< it >_> is x3 the pewiod of x3 youw duty. -Haply xDD you UwU shaww nyot >_> see ;;w;; me mowe; ow >_< if, -^-^ A OwO mangwed ^.^ shadow. Pewchance to-mowwow -You'll serve anyothew master. UwU I wook on xDD you -;;w;; As one :3 that UwU takes :33 his >_< weave. Mine xDD honyest OwO fwiends, -UwU I turn xDD you nyot :3 away; but, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< mastew -uWu Mawwied to x3 youw ÚwÚ good sewvice, xDD stay >w< tiww death. ->_< Tend ;;w;; me ^.^ to-nyight >w< two houws, UwU I ^w^ ask nyo >_> mowe, -xDD And x3 the gods yield xDD you for't! -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, ^w^ siw, -;;w;; To UwU give them ÚwÚ this ^.^ discomfowt? x3 Wook, ;;w;; they ^.^ weep; -xDD And I, >w< an ass, ^w^ am onion-ey'd. For x3 shame! -Transform >_> us nyot to ^w^ women. -xDD ANTONY. >w< Ho, :3 ho, ho! -Now x3 the >w< witch OwO take ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I meant >w< it UwU thus! -Gwace gwow :3 whewe UwU those ^.^ dwops ;;w;; faww! OwO My x3 heawty OwO fwiends, ->_> You OwO take ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ too >_> dowowous :3 a sense; -For UwU I x3 spake to xDD you fow x3 youw comfort, uWu did ^.^ desiwe xDD you -;;w;; To buwn ÚwÚ this >w< nyight with xDD towches. Knyow, x3 my hearts, -UwU I UwU hope weww of ^.^ to-mowwow, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww lead xDD you -Whewe rather I'll >_< expect ;;w;; victowious >w< wife -Than :33 death ÚwÚ and honyouw. :3 Wet's to :3 suppew, come, -xDD And x3 dwown UwU considewation. Exeunt - -^-^ ACT_4|SC_3 ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_> Awexandwia. ^.^ Befowe :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace - -Entew :3 a >_< company of ^-^ sowdiews - -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. UwU Bwothew, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. >_< To-mowwow >_> is x3 the x3 day. -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ^.^ It xDD wiww determine one >_> way. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -^-^ Heawd xDD you of >_< nyothing ;;w;; stwange about x3 the ÚwÚ stweets? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. >_> Nyothing. >_> What nyews? -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Bewike UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a ^-^ wumouw. ^-^ Good >w< nyight to OwO you. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -^w^ [They :3 meet othew soldiers] -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. Soldiers, uWu have careful :33 watch. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. xDD And OwO you. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -;;w;; [The >w< two ÚwÚ companyies separate ÚwÚ and :33 pwace x3 themsewves -uWu in every ^-^ cownyew of x3 the ^.^ stage] -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Hewe >_< we. xDD And >_> if to-mowwow -Our >_< nyavy thwive, UwU I uWu have >w< an ^w^ absowute UwU hope -Our landmen xDD wiww stand :33 up. -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. 'Tis :3 a >_< bwave xDD awmy, -xDD And full of puwpose. -[Music of x3 the hautboys >_> is :33 undew x3 the ^.^ stage] -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Peace, >_> what ^w^ nyoise? -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Wist, list! -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. :33 Hawk! -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. Music :33 i' x3 th' air. -;;w;; FOUWTH uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Undew x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. ^.^ It signs weww, does >w< it ^w^ nyot? -;;w;; FOUWTH uWu SOWDIEW. No. -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Peace, UwU I ;;w;; say! ->_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. 'Tis x3 the god >_> Hewcuwes, ÚwÚ whom OwO Antony ;;w;; wov'd, -Now >w< weaves ^.^ him. -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. Wawk; >_> wet's >_> see >_> if othew ^-^ watchmen -Do hear >_> what ^.^ we xDD do. -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. How now, ;;w;; mastews! -^w^ SOWDIEWS. [Speaking together] How >_< nyow! -How >_< nyow! Do xDD you hear :3 this? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Ay; :3 is't nyot >w< stwange? -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. Do xDD you heaw, >_> mastews? Do xDD you UwU heaw? -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Follow x3 the noise UwU so uWu faw >_< as ^.^ we uWu have quarter; -:3 Wet's >_> see >w< how >w< it xDD wiww UwU give off. -^w^ SOWDIEWS. OwO Content. 'Tis x3 stwange. Exeunt - ->_> ACT_4|SC_4 ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. ->_> Awexandwia. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, -with ;;w;; othews - -xDD ANTONY. Ewos! >_< minye awmouw, Ewos! -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Sweep :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -xDD ANTONY. :3 Nyo, x3 my chuck. Ewos! ^.^ Come, >_< minye awmouw, Ewos! - -Entew :33 EWOS with ^-^ awmouw - -^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good fewwow, put >_< minye iwon :3 on. -;;w;; If :3 fowtunye be nyot ouws uWu to-day, >w< it >_> is ->_< Because ^.^ we >_< bwave her. >w< Come. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, I'll OwO hewp UwU too. -x3 What's ÚwÚ this for? -xDD ANTONY. xDD Ah, wet be, wet OwO be! ^.^ Thou awt -uWu The UwU awmouwew of x3 my ;;w;; heawt. UwU Fawse, x3 fawse; uWu this, UwU this. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Sooth, la, I'll ;;w;; hewp. ^-^ Thus >w< it ^w^ must >w< be. -xDD ANTONY. xDD Weww, well; -We UwU shaww x3 thwive now. OwO Seest UwU thou, x3 my ÚwÚ good fewwow? -Go put on >w< thy uWu defences. -EWOS. ÚwÚ Bwiefwy, sir. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Is nyot ÚwÚ this UwU buckwed ^.^ weww? -xDD ANTONY. Wawewy, xDD wawewy! ->w< He :3 that ÚwÚ unbuckwes uWu this, >w< tiww ^.^ we UwU do uWu pwease -;;w;; To daff't fow UwU ouw wepose, UwU shaww hear :3 a storm. -^.^ Thou fumbwest, ÚwÚ Ewos, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu queen's :3 a squire -uWu Mowe >_< tight uWu at ÚwÚ this than thou. Dispatch. x3 O xDD wuv, -:33 That xDD thou ^w^ couwdst >_> see x3 my UwU waws uWu to-day, ÚwÚ and x3 knyew'st -uWu The royal >_< occupation! ^.^ Thou shouwdst >_> see -^-^ A wowkman ÚwÚ in't. - -Entew >w< an :3 awmed ;;w;; SOWDIEW - -Good-morrow to thee. >_< Wewcome. -^.^ Thou wook'st ^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that xDD knyows :3 a warlike chawge. -;;w;; To business :3 that ^.^ we wuv ^.^ we rise UwU betime, -xDD And OwO go uWu to't with delight. -uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ A ;;w;; thousand, ^w^ siw, -^-^ Eawwy ÚwÚ though't be, uWu have on uWu theiw x3 wiveted >_< twim, -xDD And uWu at x3 the ^.^ powt >_< expect OwO you. -[Shout. Flourish of trumpets ;;w;; within] - -Entew uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -CAPTAIN. uWu The ;;w;; mown >_> is >_< faiw. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 Genyewaw. -uWu AWW. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 Genyewaw. -xDD ANTONY. 'Tis weww x3 bwown, ;;w;; wads. -This UwU mownying, ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 a :33 youth -:33 That means to be of :3 nyote, ÚwÚ begins :33 betimes. -So, :3 so. ^.^ Come, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 that. This >_> way. Weww UwU said. ->w< Fawe uWu thee weww, uWu dame, whate'er x3 becomes of x3 me. -This >_> is :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's >w< kiss. ^.^ Webukeabwe, -xDD And ÚwÚ wowthy >_> shamefuw ^.^ check >w< it uWu wewe, to stand -On ^.^ mowe :3 mechanyic *blushes* compwiment; I'll OwO weave uWu thee -Now ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man of steew. >_> You :3 that xDD wiww x3 fight, -Follow ;;w;; me close; I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to't. uWu Adieu. -Exeunt >_> ANTONY, >_> EWOS, uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews -CHARMIAN. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you uWu wetiwe to x3 youw :33 chambew? -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Wead x3 me. ->w< He xDD goes fowth ÚwÚ gawwantwy. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Caesaw ^w^ might -Determine ÚwÚ this great >w< waw uWu in :3 singwe ^.^ fight! -Then, ^-^ Antony- >_> but now. xDD Weww, :3 on. Exeunt - -^.^ ACT_4|SC_5 ->w< SCENyE V. ->_> Awexandwia. ^-^ ANTONY'S ÚwÚ camp - -Twumpets UwU sound. Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> EWOS, :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW -meeting them - -uWu SOWDIEW. uWu The gods >_< make ÚwÚ this :3 a ^w^ happy day to Antony! -xDD ANTONY. Wouwd xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU those >w< thy xDD scaws xDD had >_> once pwevaiw'd -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me >w< fight uWu at wand! -uWu SOWDIEW. UwU Hadst xDD thou donye >_> so, -uWu The >w< kings :3 that uWu have wevowted, ÚwÚ and x3 the soldier -:33 That >_> has ÚwÚ this mownying left ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ wouwd uWu have still -Followed >w< thy xDD heews. -xDD ANTONY. Who's >_> gonye ÚwÚ this morning? -uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Who? -x3 Onye OwO evew nyeaw thee. ;;w;; Caww fow Enyobawbus, ->w< He UwU shaww nyot hear ÚwÚ thee; ow from Caesar's ÚwÚ camp -x3 Say ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of :3 thinye.' -xDD ANTONY. >_> What say'st thou? -uWu SOWDIEW. UwU Siw, ->w< He >_> is with Caesaw. -EWOS. UwU Siw, :33 his uWu chests ÚwÚ and treasure ->w< He >_> has nyot with ^.^ him. -xDD ANTONY. Is ^.^ he gone? -uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Most cewtain. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ Ewos, >_> send :33 his treasure :3 aftew; UwU do uWu it; -Detain nyo xDD jot, UwU I :3 chawge thee. :3 Wwite to uWu him- -UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ subscwibe- ^-^ gentwe >_< adieus ÚwÚ and greetings; -x3 Say :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he >_< nyevew find ^.^ mowe cause -;;w;; To change :3 a master. >_< O, x3 my fowtunyes uWu have ->_< Cowwupted xDD honyest :3 men! Dispatch. x3 Enyobawbus! Exeunt - -ACT_4|SC_6 ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. ->_> Awexandwia. >w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 AGWIPPA, ^.^ CAESAW, With DOLABELLA -ÚwÚ and :3 ENyOBAWBUS - -:3 CAESAW. Go ^-^ fowth, uWu Agwippa, ÚwÚ and x3 begin x3 the ^w^ fight. -Our xDD wiww >_> is OwO Antony be >_> took ^.^ awive; -^-^ Make >w< it UwU so knyown. -uWu AGWIPPA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit -:3 CAESAW. uWu The time of ^-^ unyivewsaw uWu peace >_> is ÚwÚ nyeaw. -^-^ Pwuv ÚwÚ this :3 a pwosp'wous ^-^ day, x3 the ^.^ thwee-nyook'd wowwd -Shall UwU beaw x3 the UwU owive x3 fweewy. - -Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO Antony -Is come x3 into x3 the >_> fiewd. -:3 CAESAW. Go :3 chawge uWu Agwippa -ÚwÚ Pwant UwU those :3 that uWu have ^w^ wevowted uWu in x3 the xDD vant, -:33 That OwO Antony OwO may xDD seem to spend :33 his UwU fuwy ->_> Upon himself. Exeunt aww >_> but :3 ENyOBAWBUS -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. Awexas uWu did ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and OwO went to ^-^ Jewwy on -uWu Affaiws of uWu Antony; there uWu did uWu dissuade -UwU Gweat OwO Hewod to incline >_< himsewf to Caesaw -xDD And OwO weave :33 his >_< mastew Antony. For ÚwÚ this ^w^ pains ->_< Casaew hath :33 hang'd ^.^ him. Canidius ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west -:33 That UwU feww OwO away uWu have ^w^ entewtainment, >_> but -No ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 twust. UwU I uWu have donye UwU iww, -Of which UwU I UwU do ;;w;; accuse mysewf UwU so sowewy -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww joy nyo more. - -Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW of >w< CAESAW'S - -uWu SOWDIEW. Enyobawbus, OwO Antony ->_< Hath ÚwÚ aftew uWu thee sent aww >w< thy treasure, with -ÚwÚ His >_> bounty >_< uvwpwus. uWu The :3 messengew ->_< Came on x3 my guawd, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< thy ^w^ tent >_> is nyow -;;w;; Unwoading of :33 his OwO muwes. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I UwU give >w< it OwO you. -uWu SOWDIEW. uWu Mock >_> nyot, x3 Enyobawbus. -UwU I tell xDD you true. UwU Best xDD you ^-^ saf'd x3 the ^.^ bwingew -UwU Out of x3 the >_< host. UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend >_< minye office, -:33 Ow ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye't :3 mysewf. uWu Youw empewow -:33 Continyues still :3 a uWu Juv. uWu Exit -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. UwU I ^w^ am awonye x3 the viwwain of x3 the earth, -xDD And x3 feew UwU I ^w^ am UwU so :3 most. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, -^.^ Thou >_< minye of x3 bounty, >w< how wouldst xDD thou uWu have paid -OwO My xDD bettew sewvice, when x3 my ^.^ tuwpitude -^.^ Thou dost UwU so >_< cwown with gowd! This ^w^ bwows x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -;;w;; If UwU swift xDD thought bweak >w< it >_> nyot, :3 a ^w^ swiftew >_> mean -Shall x3 outstwike thought; >_> but xDD thought xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, UwU I feew. -UwU I >w< fight OwO against thee? Nyo! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek -;;w;; Some UwU ditch wherein to :3 die; x3 the fouw'st best ^w^ fits -OwO My UwU wattew ÚwÚ pawt of life. uWu Exit - -x3 ACT_4|SC_7 ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -OwO Fiewd of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between x3 the >_> camps - -;;w;; Awawum. :33 Dwums ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets. Entew AGRIPPA -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -uWu AGWIPPA. Retire. We uWu have x3 engag'd ouwsewves ^w^ too far. -Caesaw >_< himsewf >_> has work, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw oppwession -Exceeds >_> what ^.^ we :3 expected. Exeunt - -Alarums. Entew >_> ANTONY, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS wounded - -SCARUS. x3 O x3 my >_< bwave Empewow, ÚwÚ this >_> is ÚwÚ fought ^w^ indeed! -xDD Had ^.^ we donye UwU so uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ we xDD had droven them ^.^ home -With cwouts about uWu theiw :33 heads. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Thou UwU bweed'st :33 apace. -SCARUS. UwU I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; wound OwO hewe :3 that UwU was ^.^ wike :3 a :3 T, -OwO But nyow UwU 'tis UwU made >w< an ;;w;; H. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ They UwU do x3 wetiwe. -SCARUS. ^-^ We'ww beat'em x3 into ;;w;; bench-howes. UwU I uWu have yet -Room fow six uWu scotches more. - -Entew :33 EWOS - -EWOS. ^-^ They OwO awe UwU beaten, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^w^ advantage sewves -For :3 a >w< faiw ^.^ victowy. -SCARUS. Let >_> us ÚwÚ scowe uWu theiw backs -xDD And snatch x3 'em up, >_< as ^.^ we OwO take hares, behind. -'Tis spowt to ^.^ mauw :3 a runner. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I xDD wiww wewawd uWu thee -Once fow >w< thy sprightly comfort, ÚwÚ and tenfold -For >w< thy ÚwÚ good ;;w;; vawouw. :3 Come uWu thee :3 on. -SCARUS. I'll UwU hawt >w< aftew. Exeunt - -ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_8 ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -;;w;; Undew x3 the OwO wawws of Alexandria - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew >_> ANTONY, again uWu in :3 a march; ^-^ SCAWUS -with ;;w;; othews - -xDD ANTONY. We uWu have xDD beat ^.^ him to :33 his :33 camp. OwO Wun one >w< befowe -xDD And wet x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ knyow of UwU ouw x3 gests. >_< To-mowwow, -^.^ Befowe x3 the sun UwU shaww :33 see's, we'll ^.^ spiww x3 the :3 bwood -:33 That >_> has ^w^ to-day uWu escap'd. UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww; -For :33 doughty-handed OwO awe UwU you, ÚwÚ and uWu have ÚwÚ fought -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as xDD you sewv'd x3 the >_< cause, >_> but ^.^ as't xDD had :33 been -x3 Each :33 man's ^.^ wike minye; xDD you uWu have OwO shown aww Hectors. -Entew x3 the city, cwip x3 youw ^-^ wives, x3 youw OwO fwiends, -Teww them x3 youw >_< feats; whiwst ;;w;; they with >w< joyfuw tears -Wash x3 the congeawment from x3 youw wounds ÚwÚ and :3 kiss -uWu The :3 honyouw'd UwU gashes ^-^ whowe. - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, ^w^ attended - -:33 [To SCARUS] Give ;;w;; me >w< thy :33 hand- -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this great ;;w;; faiwy I'll ÚwÚ commend >w< thy ;;w;; acts, -^-^ Make her thanks ;;w;; bwess thee. x3 O xDD thou day ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, -ÚwÚ Chain >_< minye awm'd ;;w;; nyeck. UwU Weap UwU thou, attiwe ÚwÚ and all, -^.^ Thwough xDD pwoof of :33 hawnyess to x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and there -^.^ Wide on x3 the ^w^ pants >_< twiumphing. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Lord of lords! -x3 O :3 infinyite virtue, UwU com'st xDD thou x3 smiwing from -uWu The OwO wowwd's great snare OwO uncaught? -xDD ANTONY. Mine ^w^ nyightingawe, -We uWu have xDD beat them to uWu theiw :3 beds. What, ÚwÚ giww! ^w^ though ^w^ gwey -Do ^-^ something mingwe with UwU ouw :3 youngew brown, yet UwU ha' ^.^ we -^-^ A :3 bwain :3 that nyouwishes UwU ouw nerves, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can ->_< Get ;;w;; goaw fow ;;w;; goaw of >_< youth. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ this xDD man; ->_< Commend >w< unto :33 his lips >w< thy xDD favouwing :33 hand- -Kiss :33 it, x3 my warrior- ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ fought ^w^ to-day -;;w;; As >_> if :3 a god uWu in ^-^ hate of ^.^ mankind xDD had -Destwoyed uWu in xDD such :3 a UwU shape. -UwU CWEOPATWA. I'll UwU give ÚwÚ thee, fwiend, -^-^ An ^-^ awmouw aww of x3 gowd; >w< it UwU was :3 a xDD king's. -xDD ANTONY. >w< He >_> has OwO desewv'd :33 it, :3 wewe >w< it cawbuncwed -Wike >w< howy x3 Phoebus' car. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. -^.^ Thwough Alexandria >_< make :3 a jowwy march; -ÚwÚ Beaw UwU ouw hack'd >_< tawgets ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; men :3 that >_> owe OwO them. -xDD Had UwU ouw great ^w^ pawace x3 the ;;w;; capacity -;;w;; To ÚwÚ camp ÚwÚ this >_< host, ^.^ we aww ^.^ wouwd UwU sup together, -xDD And ÚwÚ dwink carouses to x3 the :3 nyext day's fate, ->_< Which ÚwÚ pwomises royal ÚwÚ pewiw. Trumpeters, -With ^-^ bwazen OwO din bwast xDD you x3 the ^.^ city's ^-^ eaw; -^-^ Make mingwe with UwU ouw >_> wattwing tabourines, -:33 That heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth OwO may strike uWu theiw sounds togethew -:33 Appwauding UwU ouw ;;w;; appwoach. Exeunt - -ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_9 ->w< SCENyE xDD IX. ->w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp - -Entew :3 a UwU CENTUWION ÚwÚ and :33 his company; :3 ENyOBAWBUS xDD fowwows - -x3 CENTUWION. ;;w;; If ^.^ we be nyot OwO wewiev'd within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, -We ^w^ must ^-^ wetuwn to x3 th' court of >w< guawd. uWu The >w< nyight -Is ^w^ shiny, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ we UwU shaww embattle -^-^ By x3 th' second >_> houw :33 i' x3 th' mown. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. This >w< wast day UwU was -^-^ A shrewd one to's. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. >_< O, UwU beaw ;;w;; me ^.^ witnyess, nyight- -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> What x3 man >_> is :3 this? -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wist ^.^ him. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ Be >_> witnyess to uWu me, x3 O xDD thou blessed ;;w;; moon, -x3 When ;;w;; men ^w^ wevowted UwU shaww ;;w;; upon xDD wecowd -ÚwÚ Beaw hateful xDD memowy, poor Enyobawbus uWu did -^.^ Befowe >w< thy OwO face OwO wepent! -x3 CENTUWION. UwU Enyobawbus? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. ;;w;; Peace! -^.^ Hawk fuwthew. -;;w;; ENyOBAWBUS. x3 O suvweign mistwess of true UwU mewanchowy, -uWu The OwO poisonyous :3 damp of >w< nyight disponge ;;w;; upon uWu me, -:33 That :3 wife, :3 a xDD vewy rebel to x3 my :33 wiww, -^-^ May ^w^ hang nyo longer on x3 me. Throw x3 my >_< heawt -^w^ Against x3 the OwO fwint ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawdnyess of x3 my ^w^ fauwt, ->_< Which, ^.^ being dwied with gwief, xDD wiww bweak to powdew, -xDD And finish aww fouw >w< thoughts. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, -^-^ Nyobwew than x3 my ;;w;; wevowt >_> is >_> infamous, ->_< Fowgive ;;w;; me uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own UwU pawticuwaw, -OwO But wet x3 the wowwd rank ;;w;; me uWu in UwU wegistew -^-^ A master-leaver ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ fugitive! -x3 O Antony! x3 O Antony! :33 [Dies] -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. :3 Wet's speak to ^.^ him. -x3 CENTUWION. :3 Wet's hear :3 him, fow x3 the ^.^ things ^.^ he xDD speaks -^-^ May concern Caesaw. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. :3 Wet's UwU do :3 so. OwO But ^.^ he sleeps. -x3 CENTUWION. Swoons wathew; fow UwU so :33 bad :3 a :3 pwayew >_< as :33 his -Was >_< nyevew yet fow OwO sweep. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Go ^.^ we to ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. xDD Awake, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; awake; speak to >_> us. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >w< Heaw UwU you, UwU siw? -x3 CENTUWION. uWu The uWu hand of :33 death hath waught ^.^ him. -^-^ [Dwums afaw x3 off xDD ] :33 Hawk! x3 the xDD dwums -^.^ Demuwewy wake x3 the ÚwÚ sweepews. Let >_> us UwU beaw ^.^ him -;;w;; To x3 th' court of guard; ^.^ he >_> is of note. Our >_> houw -Is fuwwy OwO out. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :33 then; ->w< He OwO may OwO wecuvw >_> yet. Exeunt with x3 the >w< body - -ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_10 ->w< SCENyE >w< X. -Between x3 the >w< two >_> camps - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and SCARUS, with uWu theiw ^.^ awmy - -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Theiw uWu pwepawation >_> is ^w^ to-day ^.^ by sea; -We uWu pwease them nyot ^.^ by xDD wand. -SCARUS. For xDD both, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ they'd >w< fight :33 i' x3 th' fire ow :33 i' x3 th' air; -^-^ We'd >w< fight there UwU too. OwO But ÚwÚ this >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU ouw :33 foot ->_> Upon x3 the >w< hiwws >w< adjoinying to x3 the UwU city -Shall xDD stay with >w< us- x3 Owdew fow sea >_> is ;;w;; given; -^-^ They uWu have put fowth x3 the x3 haven- -Whewe uWu theiw ;;w;; appointment ^.^ we OwO may best OwO discuvw -xDD And wook on uWu theiw ^.^ endeavouw. Exeunt - -ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_11 ->w< SCENyE >w< XI. -Between x3 the >_> camps - -Entew xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ awmy - -:3 CAESAW. OwO But ^.^ being ;;w;; chawg'd, ^.^ we xDD wiww be still ^.^ by land, ->_< Which, >_< as UwU I >_< take't, ^.^ we :3 shaww; fow :33 his best force -Is fowth to x3 man :33 his galleys. ;;w;; To x3 the >_< vawes, -xDD And howd UwU ouw best uWu advantage. Exeunt - -^.^ ACT_4|SC_12 ->w< SCENyE ^.^ XII. -^-^ A hill nyeaw Alexandria - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS - -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ^.^ join'd. Whewe :33 yond pine does stand -UwU I UwU shaww OwO discuvw all. I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee ;;w;; wowd -UwU Stwaight >w< how UwU 'tis ^.^ wike to ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit -SCARUS. Swallows uWu have buiwt -^w^ In :3 Cweopatwa's sails uWu theiw nests. uWu The auguwews -x3 Say ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot tell; wook gwimwy, -xDD And dawe nyot speak uWu theiw knowledge. OwO Antony -Is uWu vawiant ÚwÚ and :3 dejected; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by starts -ÚwÚ His ^w^ fwetted fowtunyes UwU give ^.^ him UwU hope ÚwÚ and feaw -Of >_> what ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ and >_> has not. -[Alarum afaw ^w^ off, >_< as uWu at :3 a uWu sea-fight] - -^.^ We-entew >_< ANTONY - -xDD ANTONY. All >_> is OwO wost! -This fouw >_< Egyptian hath ÚwÚ betwayed x3 me. -OwO My :33 fweet hath yiewded to x3 the x3 foe, ÚwÚ and yonder -^-^ They ;;w;; cast uWu theiw caps x3 up ÚwÚ and carouse togethew -Wike ^w^ fwiends ^-^ wong :3 wost. Twipwe-tuwn'd whowe! UwU 'tis xDD thou -Hast sold ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this :33 nyovice; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt -:3 Makes >w< onwy UwU waws on thee. x3 Bid them aww xDD fwy; -For when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ weveng'd ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 chawm, -UwU I uWu have donye all. x3 Bid them aww xDD fwy; ;;w;; begonye. uWu Exit ^-^ SCAWUS -x3 O sun, >w< thy uprise UwU shaww UwU I >_> see nyo uWu mowe! -:33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO Antony ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ hewe; even OwO hewe -Do ^.^ we ;;w;; shake ^w^ hands. All come to :3 this? uWu The heawts -:33 That spanyiew'd ;;w;; me uWu at heews, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu gave -^-^ Theiw wishes, UwU do xDD discandy, :3 mewt uWu theiw ÚwÚ sweets -On blossoming OwO Caesaw; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this pine >_> is bawk'd -:33 That >_< uvwtopp'd them all. OwO Betway'd UwU I am. -x3 O ÚwÚ this UwU fawse :3 souw of xDD Egypt! ÚwÚ this :3 gwave charm- ->_< Whose ^w^ eye ;;w;; beck'd fowth x3 my UwU waws ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd them ^.^ home, ->_< Whose ^w^ bosom UwU was x3 my ^w^ cwownyet, x3 my uWu chief end- -Wike :3 a >w< wight x3 gypsy hath uWu at ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woose -Beguil'd ;;w;; me to x3 the xDD vewy >_< heawt of loss. -What, ÚwÚ Ewos, Ewos! - -Entew CLEOPATRA - -xDD Ah, xDD thou :3 speww! OwO Avaunt! -UwU CWEOPATWA. Why >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^-^ enwag'd OwO against :33 his love? -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Vanyish, ow UwU I UwU shaww UwU give uWu thee >w< thy desewving -xDD And x3 bwemish Caesar's twiumph. Let ^.^ him OwO take uWu thee -xDD And hoist uWu thee x3 up to x3 the :33 shouting ^-^ pwebeians; -Follow :33 his >_< chawiot, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^w^ spot -Of aww >w< thy sex; UwU most monster-like, be OwO shown -For >_> poow'st xDD diminyutives, fow >_> doits, ÚwÚ and wet -;;w;; Patient ^-^ Octavia pwough >w< thy >w< visage x3 up -With her ^w^ pwepawed nyaiws. uWu Exit CLEOPATRA -'Tis weww th'art >w< gonye, -;;w;; If >w< it be weww to ÚwÚ wive; >_> but xDD bettew >w< 'twewe -^.^ Thou >_> feww'st x3 into x3 my ^w^ fuwy, fow one :33 death -^.^ Might uWu have prevented many. ÚwÚ Ewos, ho! -uWu The shirt of >_< Nyessus >_> is ;;w;; upon OwO me; >_< teach uWu me, -:3 Awcides, xDD thou >_< minye ancestow, >w< thy uWu wage; -Let ;;w;; me uWu wodge Lichas on x3 the >w< howns ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; moon, -xDD And with UwU those ^.^ hands :3 that >w< gwasp'd x3 the ;;w;; heaviest club -Subdue x3 my x3 wowthiest sewf. uWu The >w< witch UwU shaww die. -;;w;; To x3 the xDD young Roman ;;w;; boy ^.^ she hath sold uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I faww -;;w;; Undew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwot. :33 She dies xDD fow't. ÚwÚ Ewos, ho! uWu Exit - -uWu ACT_4|SC_13 ->w< SCENyE ^.^ XIII. ->_> Awexandwia. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^w^ pawace - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and MARDIAN - -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Hewp uWu me, x3 my ^w^ women. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ mowe ^-^ mad -Than Tewamon fow :33 his shiewd; x3 the boar of ^-^ Thessawy -Was >_< nyevew UwU so emboss'd. -CHARMIAN. ;;w;; To th'monument! ->_> Thewe OwO wock yourself, ÚwÚ and >_> send ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd xDD you OwO awe uWu dead. -uWu The :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< body ^w^ wive nyot ^.^ mowe uWu in >w< pawting -Than :33 gweatnyess x3 going off. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; To x3 th' xDD monyument! ->_> Mawdian, OwO go tell ^.^ him UwU I uWu have :3 swain >_< mysewf; -x3 Say :3 that x3 the >w< wast UwU I ^-^ spoke UwU was >_< 'Antony' -xDD And ;;w;; wowd :33 it, ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ piteouswy. Hence, >_> Mawdian, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ he UwU takes x3 my death. ;;w;; To x3 th' xDD monyument! -Exeunt - -^-^ ACT_4|SC_14 ->w< SCENyE XIV. -CWEOPATWA'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ and :33 EWOS - -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Ewos, xDD thou yet behold'st me? -EWOS. Ay, x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. :3 Sometime ^.^ we >_> see :3 a ;;w;; cwoud ^w^ that's dwagonyish; -^-^ A >_> vapouw ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike :3 a UwU beaw ow wion, -^-^ A OwO towew'd ^-^ citadew, :3 a pendent :33 wock, -^-^ A forked >w< mountain, ow blue ^w^ pwomontowy -With trees :3 upon't :3 that nod >w< unto x3 the wowwd -xDD And ÚwÚ mock UwU ouw eyes with air. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 seen these signs; -^-^ They OwO awe black >_> vespew's >_> pageants. -EWOS. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. :33 That which >_> is nyow :3 a horse, even with :3 a xDD thought -uWu The ^.^ wack uWu diswimns, ÚwÚ and x3 makes >w< it ÚwÚ indistinct, -;;w;; As UwU watew >_> is uWu in >_> watew. -EWOS. ^.^ It >w< does, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. OwO My ÚwÚ good x3 knyave ÚwÚ Ewos, nyow >w< thy UwU captain >_> is -Even xDD such :3 a body. :3 Hewe UwU I ^w^ am uWu Antony; -ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; cannyot howd ÚwÚ this visibwe UwU shape, x3 my knave. -UwU I UwU made these UwU waws fow >_< Egypt; ÚwÚ and x3 the Queen- ->_< Whose >_< heawt UwU I xDD thought UwU I :33 had, fow ^.^ she xDD had >_> minye, ->_< Which, whiwst >w< it UwU was >_> minye, xDD had :3 annyex'd OwO unto't -^-^ A miwwion :3 moe, nyow xDD wost- uWu she, ÚwÚ Ewos, >_> has -^.^ Pack'd ^.^ cawds with ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and OwO fawse-pway'd x3 my :3 gwowy -uWu Unto >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's twiumph. -Nyay, xDD weep >_> nyot, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Ewos; there >_> is left >_> us -Ourselves to >w< end uWu ouwsewves. - -Entew MARDIAN - ->_< O, >w< thy ^-^ viwe :33 wady! -:33 She >_> has wobb'd ;;w;; me of x3 my ^-^ swowd. -MARDIAN. :3 Nyo, uWu Antony; -OwO My mistwess :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and her fowtunyes >w< mingwed -With ^.^ thinye xDD entiwewy. -xDD ANTONY. Hence, ^w^ saucy eunyuch; peace! -:33 She hath betray'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww ^-^ die x3 the death. -MARDIAN. >_> Death of one ÚwÚ pewson ^.^ can be paid >_> but ^w^ once, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ she >_> has discharg'd. >_> What xDD thou wouldst UwU do -Is donye >w< unto >w< thy >w< hand. uWu The >w< wast ^.^ she x3 spake -Was ÚwÚ 'Antony! UwU most x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Antony!' -UwU Then uWu in x3 the >w< midst :3 a teawing gwoan uWu did bweak -uWu The xDD nyame of uWu Antony; >w< it UwU was OwO divided -Between her >_< heawt ÚwÚ and x3 wips. :33 She ^.^ wend'wed :3 wife, -x3 Thy xDD nyame UwU so buried uWu in her. -xDD ANTONY. Dead ^w^ then? -MARDIAN. ^.^ Dead. -xDD ANTONY. >_< Unyawm, ^.^ Ewos; x3 the ^-^ wong day's :3 task >_> is :33 donye, -xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO sweep. :33 That xDD thou depart'st >w< hence >_< safe -ÚwÚ Does x3 pay >w< thy labour ÚwÚ wichwy. ^w^ Go. uWu Exit MARDIAN -Off, pluck off! -uWu The >_< sevenfowd OwO shiewd of ^.^ Ajax ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep -uWu The ^-^ battewy from x3 my ;;w;; heawt. >_< O, ;;w;; cweave, x3 my uWu sides! -Heawt, >_> once be stronger than >w< thy continent, -Crack >w< thy frail :3 case. :33 Apace, ÚwÚ Ewos, :3 apace.- -No ^.^ mowe :3 a OwO sowdiew. Bruised :3 pieces, go; ->_> You uWu have :33 been ;;w;; nyobwy borne.- Fwom ;;w;; me OwO awhiwe. uWu Exit :33 EWOS -UwU I xDD wiww >_> o'ewtake ÚwÚ thee, xDD Cweopatwa, ÚwÚ and -UwU Weep fow x3 my pardon. ^w^ So >w< it ^w^ must be, fow nyow -All :33 wength >_> is towtuwe. Since x3 the :33 towch >_> is ^.^ out, -Lie ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stway nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. Now aww labour -uWu Maws >_> what >w< it :3 does; >w< yea, xDD vewy force entangwes -Itself with :33 stwength. Seal >w< then, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is ^-^ donye. -^w^ Ewos!- UwU I come, x3 my xDD queen.- ^w^ Ewos!- OwO Stay fow OwO me; -Whewe >w< souws UwU do UwU couch on flowers, we'll uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, -xDD And with UwU ouw sprightly ^.^ powt >_< make x3 the ghosts ^-^ gaze. -^w^ Dido ÚwÚ and her ÚwÚ Aenyeas UwU shaww ^.^ want ^.^ twoops, -xDD And aww x3 the >_> haunt be ouws.- ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ Ewos, Ewos! - -^.^ We-entew :33 EWOS - -EWOS. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD ANTONY. Since Cleopatra died, -UwU I uWu have liv'd uWu in xDD such x3 dishonyouw :3 that x3 the gods -UwU Detest x3 my basenyess. I, :3 that with x3 my xDD swowd -Quarter'd x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ o'ew green >_< Nyeptunye's back -With ÚwÚ ships UwU made OwO cities, >_< condemn mysewf to ^.^ wack -uWu The couwage of :3 a >_< woman; less x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind -Than ^.^ she which ^.^ by her :33 death UwU ouw Caesaw uWu tewws -ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am ÚwÚ conquewow of >_> mysewf.' ^.^ Thou awt sworn, ÚwÚ Ewos, -^.^ That, when x3 the x3 exigent >_> shouwd come- which nyow -Is come uWu indeed- when UwU I >_> shouwd >_> see x3 behind ;;w;; me -xDD Th' inevitable uWu pwosecution of ->w< Disgwace ÚwÚ and howwow, :3 that, on x3 my >_> command, -^.^ Thou xDD then wouldst OwO kiww x3 me. uWu Do't; x3 the time >_> is x3 come. -^.^ Thou strik'st nyot OwO me; UwU 'tis Caesaw xDD thou :3 defeat'st. ->_> Put colour uWu in >w< thy >w< cheek. -EWOS. uWu The gods :3 withhowd me! -Shall UwU I UwU do :3 that which aww x3 the x3 Pawthian ^w^ dawts, -;;w;; Though enyemy, wost aim ÚwÚ and couwd ^w^ nyot? -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Ewos, -Wouldst xDD thou be ;;w;; window'd uWu in great ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and >_> see -x3 Thy >_< mastew OwO thus with OwO pweach'd awms, x3 bending down -ÚwÚ His >w< cowwigibwe neck, :33 his OwO face :33 subdu'd -;;w;; To >_< penyetwative UwU shame, whiwst x3 the ^.^ wheew'd uWu seat -Of ;;w;; fowtunyate ÚwÚ Caesaw, drawn >w< befowe :3 him, ^w^ bwanded -ÚwÚ His baseness :3 that >_> ensued? -EWOS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; see't. -xDD ANTONY. ^.^ Come, :33 then; fow with :3 a ;;w;; wound UwU I ^w^ must be >w< cuw'd. -Draw :3 that >w< thy xDD honyest uWu swowd, which xDD thou x3 hast wown -:3 Most :33 usefuw fow >w< thy country. -EWOS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU pawdon me! -xDD ANTONY. x3 When UwU I uWu did >_< make uWu thee >w< fwee, >_> swow'st xDD thou nyot xDD then -;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this when UwU I ;;w;; bade thee? Do >w< it uWu at ^w^ once, -:33 Ow >w< thy xDD pwecedent >_< sewvices OwO awe aww -OwO But accidents unpuwpos'd. ^.^ Dwaw, ÚwÚ and x3 come. -EWOS. Tuwn from ;;w;; me xDD then :3 that x3 nyobwe ^-^ countenyance, -^-^ Whewein x3 the :33 wowship of x3 the whole wowwd uWu wies. -xDD ANTONY. >_> Wo uWu thee! OwO [Tuwnying from >w< him] -EWOS. OwO My xDD swowd >_> is UwU dwawn. -xDD ANTONY. UwU Then wet >w< it UwU do uWu at >_> once -uWu The ^.^ thing >w< why xDD thou x3 hast drawn :3 it. -EWOS. OwO My uWu deaw ^.^ mastew, -OwO My UwU captain ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ empewow, wet ;;w;; me say, -^.^ Befowe UwU I strike ÚwÚ this bwoody :33 stwoke, farewell. -xDD ANTONY. 'Tis said, xDD man; ÚwÚ and farewell. -EWOS. UwU Faweweww, great UwU chief. Shall UwU I strike ^.^ nyow? -xDD ANTONY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ Ewos. -EWOS. Why, there >w< then! ^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I escape x3 the sorrow -Of Antony's death. >_< [Kiwws >_< himsewf -xDD ANTONY. uWu Thwice >w< nyobwew than mysewf! -^.^ Thou >_> teachest uWu me, x3 O uWu vawiant ÚwÚ Ewos, >_> what -UwU I should, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ couwdst not. OwO My >_< queen ÚwÚ and Eros -xDD Have, ^.^ by uWu theiw >_< bwave >w< instwuction, ^w^ got ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me -^-^ A nobleness uWu in x3 wecowd. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww be -^-^ A bwidegwoom uWu in x3 my UwU death, ÚwÚ and >w< wun into't -;;w;; As to :3 a lover's :3 bed. ^.^ Come, :33 then; x3 and, ÚwÚ Ewos, -x3 Thy >_< mastew dies >w< thy scholar. ;;w;; To UwU do OwO thus -[Fawwing on :33 his :3 swowd] -UwU I weawn'd of thee. ÚwÚ How? nyot dead? nyot dead?- -uWu The guawd, ho! >_< O, dispatch me! - -Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD guawd - -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. x3 What's x3 the ^w^ nyoise? -xDD ANTONY. UwU I uWu have donye x3 my ^.^ wowk UwU iww, fwiends. >_< O, >_< make >w< an >w< end -Of >_> what UwU I uWu have xDD begun. -^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. uWu The :33 staw >_> is xDD faww'n. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. xDD And time >_> is uWu at :33 his UwU pewiod. -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ and woe! -xDD ANTONY. Let ^.^ him :3 that loves uWu me, strike ;;w;; me uWu dead. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. -^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. -^w^ THIWD :3 GUAWD. x3 Nyow xDD any onye. Exeunt xDD guawd -DEWCETAS. x3 Thy :33 death ÚwÚ and fowtunyes bid >w< thy ÚwÚ fowwowews fwy. -This xDD swowd >_> but OwO shown to ÚwÚ Caesaw, with ÚwÚ this :3 tidings, -Shall enter ;;w;; me with ^.^ him. - -Entew x3 DIOMEDES - -xDD DIOMEDES. :3 Whewe's Antony? -DEWCETAS. There, :33 Diomed, :33 thewe. -xDD DIOMEDES. Wives uWu he? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ answew, man? uWu Exit ÚwÚ DEWCETAS -xDD ANTONY. Awt xDD thou thewe, ÚwÚ Diomed? Draw >w< thy xDD swowd ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me ->_> Sufficing strokes fow death. -xDD DIOMEDES. :3 Most ^w^ absowute uWu wowd, -OwO My mistwess Cleopatra sent ;;w;; me to thee. -xDD ANTONY. x3 When uWu did ^.^ she >_> send thee? -xDD DIOMEDES. >_> Nyow, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. Whewe >_> is >_< she? -xDD DIOMEDES. x3 Wock'd uWu in her uWu monyument. :33 She xDD had :3 a ;;w;; pwophesying feaw -Of >_> what hath come to UwU pass; fow when ^.^ she saw- ->_< Which >_< nyevew UwU shaww be found- xDD you uWu did >_> suspect -:33 She xDD had uWu dispos'd with ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 youw xDD wage -Wouwd nyot be :3 puwg'd, ^.^ she sent xDD you ;;w;; wowd ^.^ she UwU was UwU dead; -OwO But feawing xDD since >w< how >w< it ^w^ might work, hath sent -x3 Me to :3 pwocwaim x3 the truth; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am come, -UwU I >w< dwead, ^w^ too UwU wate. -xDD ANTONY. Too late, ÚwÚ good :33 Diomed. ;;w;; Caww x3 my guawd, UwU I UwU pwithee. -xDD DIOMEDES. What, ho! x3 the uWu Empewow's guawd! uWu The guawd, >_> what ho! -^.^ Come, x3 youw ;;w;; wowd uWu cawws! - -Entew fouw ow five of x3 the xDD guawd of >_< ANTONY - -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Beaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, :3 whewe Cleopatra ^-^ bides; -'Tis x3 the >w< wast OwO sewvice :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ command OwO you. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. Woe, woe OwO awe :33 we, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO may nyot ^w^ wive to ^-^ weaw -All x3 youw true ÚwÚ fowwowews OwO out. -uWu AWW. :3 Most x3 heavy ^.^ day! -xDD ANTONY. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my fewwows, UwU do nyot uWu pwease ^-^ shawp fate -;;w;; To xDD gwace >w< it with x3 youw >_< sowwows. x3 Bid :3 that wewcome ->_< Which x3 comes to punyish us, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we punyish :33 it, ->w< Seeming to UwU beaw >w< it wightwy. ^.^ Take ;;w;; me :33 up. -UwU I uWu have x3 wed xDD you ÚwÚ oft; carry ;;w;; me now, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, -xDD And uWu have x3 my thanks fow all. ^.^ Exeunt, hearing >_< ANTONY -ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_15 ->w< SCENyE >_< XV. ->_> Awexandwia. ^-^ A ;;w;; monyument - -Entew CLEOPATRA ÚwÚ and her ^w^ maids awoft, with CHARMIAN -ÚwÚ and IWAS - -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O Charmian, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew OwO go from UwU hence! -CHARMIAN. ^w^ Be ^.^ comfowted, uWu deaw UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww not. -All ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and tewwibwe events OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, -OwO But UwU comfowts ^.^ we UwU despise; UwU ouw ;;w;; size of >_> sowwow, -Proportion'd to UwU ouw >_< cause, ^w^ must be >_< as great -;;w;; As :3 that which x3 makes :3 it. - -Entew ^-^ DIOMEDES, bewow - -How >_< nyow! Is ^.^ he dead? -xDD DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ His ^w^ death's ;;w;; upon :3 him, >_> but nyot uWu dead. -Wook x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' othew x3 side x3 youw monument; -ÚwÚ His xDD guawd uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him xDD thithew. - -OwO Entew, bewow, >_> ANTONY, :3 bownye ^.^ by x3 the xDD guawd - -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O sun, -Burn x3 the great sphewe xDD thou mov'st :3 in! Darkling stand -uWu The :3 vawying >w< showe ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, -;;w;; Antony, Antony! Hewp, uWu Chawmian; hewp, ^-^ Iwas, UwU hewp; -Hewp, ^w^ fwiends ^.^ bewow! :3 Wet's dwaw ^.^ him hithew. -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; Peace! -ÚwÚ Nyot Caesar's valour hath UwU o'ewthwown ;;w;; Antony, -OwO But Antony's hath ÚwÚ twiumph'd on itself. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ So >w< it >_> shouwd be, :3 that >_< nyonye >_> but OwO Antony -Should conquer uWu Antony; >_> but woe UwU 'tis so! -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ dying, xDD Egypt, ^-^ dying; >w< onwy -UwU I OwO hewe :33 impowtunye :33 death awhiwe, ÚwÚ untiw -Of UwU many thousand ^-^ kisses x3 the poor >w< wast -UwU I uWu way ;;w;; upon >w< thy x3 wips. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I dawe >_> nyot, deaw. ->_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, >w< pawdon! UwU I dawe >_> nyot, -Lest UwU I be >_< taken. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 th' >_> impewious x3 show -Of x3 the xDD fuww-fowtun'd Caesaw OwO evew UwU shaww -^w^ Be brooch'd with x3 me. ;;w;; If ^-^ knyife, dwugs, >w< sewpents, uWu have -Edge, sting, ow >_> opewation, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ safe. -uWu Youw >w< wife >w< Octavia, with her :3 modest eyes -xDD And still conclusion, UwU shaww uWu acquiwe nyo honour -Demuwing ;;w;; upon x3 me. OwO But come, come, ^-^ Antony- -^-^ Hewp uWu me, x3 my women- ^.^ we ^w^ must dwaw uWu thee xDD up; -uWu Assist, ÚwÚ good fwiends. -xDD ANTONY. >_< O, quick, ow UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Hewe's spowt ^w^ indeed! How x3 heavy :3 weighs x3 my ^.^ wowd! -Our ÚwÚ stwength >_> is aww >_> gonye x3 into ÚwÚ heavinyess; -:33 That x3 makes x3 the ^.^ weight. xDD Had UwU I great :33 Junyo's x3 powew, -uWu The strong-wing'd :33 Mewcuwy >_> shouwd :3 fetch uWu thee up, -xDD And uWu set uWu thee ^.^ by Juv's ^w^ side. ÚwÚ Yet come :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -Wishers :3 wewe OwO evew ;;w;; foows. x3 O come, come, -^w^ [They x3 heave >_< ANTONY ÚwÚ awoft to CLEOPATRA] -xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, welcome! :33 Die :3 whewe xDD thou x3 hast liv'd. -Quicken with kissing. xDD Had x3 my lips :3 that x3 powew, -^-^ Thus ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^-^ weaw them OwO out. -uWu AWW. ^-^ A x3 heavy ;;w;; sight! -xDD ANTONY. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ dying, xDD Egypt, ÚwÚ dying. -Give ;;w;; me x3 some wine, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me speak :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me speak; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me waiw UwU so xDD high -:33 That x3 the UwU fawse uWu huswife :33 Fowtunye bweak her wheew, -Pwovok'd ^.^ by x3 my OwO offence. -xDD ANTONY. x3 Onye word, x3 sweet >w< queen: -Of Caesaw >_> seek x3 youw honyouw, with x3 youw >w< safety. :3 O! -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ They UwU do nyot OwO go together. -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Gentwe, hear ;;w;; me: -^-^ Nyonye about Caesaw :33 twust >_> but Proculeius. -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My uWu wesowution ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ hands I'll twust; -^-^ Nyonye about Caesaw -xDD ANTONY. uWu The >w< misewabwe change nyow uWu at x3 my >w< end -;;w;; Wament nor sorrow OwO at; >_> but uWu pwease x3 youw >_< thoughts -^w^ In feeding them with UwU those x3 my xDD fowmew fowtunyes -^-^ Whewein UwU I liv'd x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest >_> pwince ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, -uWu The nyobwest; ÚwÚ and UwU do nyow nyot xDD basewy >_> die, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< cowawdwy put x3 off x3 my hewmet to -OwO My countryman- :3 a Roman ^.^ by :3 a Roman -^-^ Vawiantwy OwO vanquish'd. Now x3 my ^w^ spiwit >_> is x3 going -UwU I ^.^ can nyo more. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :33 Nyobwest of men, :33 woo't die? -Hast xDD thou nyo :3 cawe of me? Shall UwU I abide -^w^ In ÚwÚ this dull ^w^ wowwd, which uWu in >w< thy >w< absence >_> is -No xDD bettew than :3 a sty? >_< O, see, x3 my UwU women, ^w^ [Antony uWu dies] -uWu The >_< cwown ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth xDD doth OwO mewt. OwO My ^.^ wowd! ->_< O, :33 withew'd >_> is x3 the gawwand of x3 the waw, -uWu The ^w^ sowdiew's ^w^ powe >_> is faww'n! Young >_< boys ÚwÚ and giwws -^w^ Awe ^w^ wevew nyow with ^.^ men. uWu The ^w^ odds >_> is >w< gonye, -xDD And there >_> is >_< nyothing left ^w^ wemawkabwe -Beneath x3 the ÚwÚ visiting x3 moon. :33 [Swoons] -CHARMIAN. >_< O, OwO quietnyess, :33 wady! -UwU IWAS. >_> She's >_< dead :3 too, UwU ouw OwO suvweign. -CHARMIAN. uWu Wady! -UwU IWAS. Madam! -CHARMIAN. x3 O UwU madam, UwU madam, madam! -UwU IWAS. >_> Woyaw xDD Egypt, Empwess! -CHARMIAN. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, Iwas! -UwU CWEOPATWA. No ^.^ mowe >_> but ^w^ e'en :3 a ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and :3 commanded -^-^ By xDD such poor passion >_< as x3 the >_< maid :3 that ^w^ miwks -xDD And does x3 the meanyest chawes. ^.^ It :3 wewe fow ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ^-^ thwow x3 my sceptre uWu at x3 the xDD injuwious gods; -;;w;; To tell them :3 that ÚwÚ this wowwd uWu did equal theirs -Tiww ;;w;; they xDD had :3 stow'n UwU ouw jewel. ^-^ Aww's >_> but nought; -;;w;; Patience >_> is OwO sottish, ÚwÚ and >_> impatience does -Become :3 a dog ^w^ that's >_> mad. UwU Then >_> is >w< it x3 sin -;;w;; To >_< wush x3 into x3 the secret ;;w;; house of :33 death -Ere :33 death dawe come to us? How UwU do UwU you, :3 women? -What, xDD what! ÚwÚ good xDD cheew! Why, >w< how now, :33 Chawmian! -OwO My x3 nyobwe :33 giwws! xDD Ah, UwU women, UwU women, look, -Our wamp >_> is >_< spent, x3 it's out! ^-^ Good sirs, OwO take ;;w;; heawt. -^-^ We'ww ^.^ buwy him; ÚwÚ and >w< then, UwU what's ^w^ bwave, UwU what's noble, -:3 Wet's UwU do >w< it ÚwÚ aftew x3 the xDD high Roman fashion, -xDD And >_< make :33 death OwO pwoud to OwO take >_> us. ^.^ Come, :3 away; -This case of :3 that >_> huge ^w^ spiwit nyow >_> is cowd. -xDD Ah, UwU women, ^.^ women! ÚwÚ Come; ^.^ we uWu have nyo :33 fwiend -OwO But uWu wesowution ÚwÚ and x3 the b-bwiefest OwO end. -xDD Exeunt; UwU those :33 abuv hearing x3 off ^-^ ANTONY'S >w< body - ->_> ACT_5|SC_1 -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_> Awexandwia. >w< CAESAW'S ÚwÚ camp - -Entew ^.^ CAESAW, x3 AGWIPPA, DOWABEWWA, :3 MAECENyAS, GAWWUS, -^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, :33 his Counciw of War - -:3 CAESAW. Go to :3 him, :3 Dowabewwa, bid ^.^ him ÚwÚ yiewd; -uWu Being UwU so >w< fwustwate, tell ^.^ him ^.^ he :3 mocks -uWu The ^.^ pauses :3 that ^.^ he makes. ->_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit - -Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS With x3 the xDD swowd of >_< ANTONY - -:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> is ^-^ that? xDD And >_> what awt xDD thou :3 that ^w^ daw'st -Appear OwO thus to us? -DEWCETAS. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ caww'd Dercetas; ->_> Mawk OwO Antony UwU I sewv'd, who best UwU was ÚwÚ wowthy -UwU Best to be serv'd. Whilst ^.^ he :33 stood x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spoke, ->w< He UwU was x3 my ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ wowe x3 my >w< wife -;;w;; To spend ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO hatews. ;;w;; If xDD thou uWu pwease -;;w;; To OwO take ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ thee, >_< as UwU I UwU was to ^.^ him -I'll be to OwO Caesaw; >_> if xDD thou ^-^ pweasest >_> nyot, -UwU I yield uWu thee x3 up x3 my life. -:3 CAESAW. >_> What :3 is't xDD thou ^w^ say'st? -DEWCETAS. UwU I say, x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, OwO Antony >_> is uWu dead. -:3 CAESAW. uWu The breaking of UwU so great :3 a ^.^ thing >_> shouwd >_< make -^-^ A :33 gweatew crack. uWu The ;;w;; wound wowwd -Should uWu have >_> shook wions x3 into ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ stweets, -xDD And :3 citizens to uWu theiw x3 dens. uWu The :33 death of OwO Antony -Is nyot :3 a :3 singwe xDD doom; uWu in x3 the xDD nyame uWu way -^-^ A >_> moiety of x3 the wowwd. -DEWCETAS. >w< He >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ Caesaw, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by :3 a public xDD minyistew of justice, -x3 Nyow ^.^ by :3 a hired knyife; >_> but :3 that self uWu hand ->_< Which ^-^ wwit :33 his honour uWu in x3 the acts >w< it uWu did ->_< Hath, with x3 the couwage which x3 the >_< heawt uWu did xDD wend :33 it, -xDD Spwitted x3 the ;;w;; heawt. This >_> is :33 his ^-^ swowd; -UwU I wobb'd :33 his ;;w;; wound of uWu it; behowd >w< it x3 stain'd -With :33 his UwU most x3 nyobwe blood. -:3 CAESAW. Wook xDD you :3 sad, friends? -uWu The gods ^.^ webuke uWu me, >_> but >w< it >_> is UwU tidings -;;w;; To >_< wash x3 the eyes of OwO kings. -uWu AGWIPPA. xDD And ;;w;; stwange >w< it >_> is -:33 That ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ must compel >_> us to wament -Our UwU most ÚwÚ pewsisted >_> deeds. -:3 MAECENyAS. ÚwÚ His ^w^ taints ÚwÚ and honyouws ->_> Wag'd equal with ^.^ him. -uWu AGWIPPA. ^-^ A ;;w;; wawew ^w^ spiwit >_< nyevew -Did steew humanity. OwO But xDD you gods xDD wiww UwU give >_> us -;;w;; Some :33 fauwts to >_< make >_> us ^.^ men. Caesaw >_> is ^.^ touch'd. -:3 MAECENyAS. x3 When xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ spacious uWu miwwow's uWu set >w< befowe :3 him, ->w< He >_< nyeeds ^w^ must >_> see himself. -:3 CAESAW. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, -UwU I uWu have follow'd uWu thee to x3 this! OwO But ^.^ we UwU do lance -OwO Diseases uWu in UwU ouw >_> bodies. UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce -:3 Have OwO shown to uWu thee xDD such :3 a ^w^ decwinying day -:33 Ow wook on thine; ^.^ we couwd nyot stall togethew -^w^ In x3 the whole wowwd. OwO But yet wet ;;w;; me :33 wament, -With tears >_< as suvweign >_< as x3 the :3 bwood of hearts, -:33 That UwU thou, x3 my brother, x3 my competitow -^w^ In ;;w;; top of aww :33 design, x3 my ^-^ mate uWu in :3 empiwe, ->_> Fwiend ÚwÚ and >_< companyion uWu in x3 the >w< fwont of waw, -uWu The awm of >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< heawt -Whewe >_< minye :33 his >_< thoughts uWu did :33 kindwe- :3 that UwU ouw ÚwÚ staws, -Unreconciliable, >_> shouwd OwO divide -Our xDD equawnyess to UwU this. >w< Heaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good >_> fwiends- - -Entew >w< an :3 EGYPTIAN - -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you uWu at x3 some ^-^ meetew ^.^ season. -uWu The business of ÚwÚ this x3 man :33 wooks x3 out of him; -^-^ We'ww hear ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he says. OwO Whence OwO awe you? -OwO EGYPTIAN. ^-^ A poor Egyptian, yet x3 the :3 Queen, x3 my ^-^ mistwess, -Confin'd uWu in aww ^.^ she has, her ;;w;; monyument, -Of >w< thy x3 intents desiwes >w< instwuction, -:33 That ^.^ she preparedly OwO may fwame herself -;;w;; To x3 th' uWu way ^w^ she's ;;w;; fowc'd ;;w;; to. -:3 CAESAW. x3 Bid her uWu have ÚwÚ good ;;w;; heawt. -:33 She >w< soon UwU shaww ^.^ knyow of us, ^.^ by x3 some of >_> ouws, -How ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ and >w< how ^-^ kindwy ^.^ we -Determine fow >w< hew; fow Caesaw ;;w;; cannyot :3 weawn -;;w;; To be ungentle. -OwO EGYPTIAN. ^w^ So x3 the gods pwesewve uWu thee! uWu Exit -:3 CAESAW. :3 Come hithew, Proculeius. Go ÚwÚ and >_> say -We OwO puwpose her nyo ;;w;; shame. Give her >_> what UwU comfowts -uWu The ;;w;; quawity of her passion UwU shaww xDD wequiwe, -Lest, uWu in her greatness, ^.^ by x3 some >w< mowtaw ^w^ stwoke -:33 She UwU do :3 defeat us; fow her >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -Wouwd be xDD etewnyaw uWu in UwU ouw twiumph. ^w^ Go, -xDD And with x3 youw ÚwÚ speediest ;;w;; bwing >_> us >_> what ^.^ she says, -xDD And >w< how xDD you find her. -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit -:3 CAESAW. Gawwus, OwO go xDD you >_> awong. uWu Exit GAWWUS -:3 Whewe's :3 Dowabewwa, to second ^.^ Pwocuweius? -uWu AWW. Dolabella! -:3 CAESAW. Let ^.^ him ^-^ awonye, fow UwU I remember nyow -How uWu he's employ'd; ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu in time be weady. -Go with ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 tent, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww >_> see -How hardly UwU I UwU was drawn x3 into ÚwÚ this waw, -How ÚwÚ cawm ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe UwU I >_< pwoceeded still -^w^ In aww x3 my wwitings. Go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> see ->_> What UwU I ^.^ can x3 show uWu in UwU this. Exeunt - -ACT_5|SC_2 ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_> Awexandwia. uWu The ;;w;; monyument - -Entew :33 CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, x3 IWAS, ÚwÚ and MARDIAN - -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My ^w^ desowation does x3 begin to >_< make -^-^ A xDD bettew life. 'Tis paltry to be Caesar: -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ being ÚwÚ Fowtunye, uWu he's >_> but Fowtunye's ^-^ knyave, -^-^ A xDD minyistew of her :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is great -;;w;; To UwU do :3 that ^.^ thing :3 that uWu ends aww othew uWu deeds, ->_< Which shackwes accidents ÚwÚ and bolts x3 up >_< change, ->_< Which OwO sweeps, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew uWu pawates ^.^ mowe x3 the OwO dug, -uWu The ^.^ beggaw's nyuwse ÚwÚ and Caesar's. - -OwO Entew, to x3 the :3 gates of x3 the ;;w;; monyument, ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, GAWWUS, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. Caesaw OwO sends ^.^ gweetings to x3 the xDD Queen of xDD Egypt, -xDD And UwU bids uWu thee ^-^ study on >_> what >w< faiw uWu demands -^.^ Thou x3 mean'st to uWu have ^.^ him gwant thee. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Proculeius. -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Antony -Did tell ;;w;; me of UwU you, ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me :33 twust uWu you; >_> but -UwU I UwU do nyot OwO gweatwy :3 cawe to be ^.^ deceiv'd, -:33 That uWu have nyo use fow twusting. ;;w;; If x3 youw >_< mastew -Wouwd uWu have :3 a >_< queen :33 his beggar, xDD you ^w^ must tell ^.^ him -:33 That ^.^ majesty, to >_< keep decowum, ^w^ must -No less ÚwÚ beg than :3 a >_> kingdom. ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu pwease -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me conquer'd Egypt fow x3 my x3 son, ->w< He ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me UwU so much of >_< minye UwU own >_< as UwU I -Will ^w^ knyeew to ^.^ him with :33 thanks. -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheer; -Y'awe fall'n x3 into :3 a princely xDD hand; feaw OwO nyothing. -^-^ Make x3 youw full UwU wefewence freely to x3 my uWu wowd, -Who >_> is UwU so full of xDD gwace :3 that >w< it :3 fwows uvw -On aww :3 that ^w^ nyeed. Let ;;w;; me wepowt to ^.^ him -uWu Youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ dependency, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww find -^-^ A ÚwÚ conquewow :3 that xDD wiww pray uWu in >_> aid fow OwO kindnyess -Whewe ^.^ he fow xDD gwace >_> is knyeew'd ;;w;; to. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> Pway xDD you tell ^.^ him -UwU I ^w^ am :33 his ;;w;; fowtunye's ^.^ vassaw ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> send ^.^ him -uWu The :33 gweatnyess ^.^ he >_> has ^-^ got. UwU I hourly :3 weawn -^-^ A OwO doctwinye of xDD obedience, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd gwadwy -Wook ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; face. -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. This I'll wepowt, uWu deaw >_> wady. -:3 Have comfort, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw plight >_> is uWu pitied -Of ^.^ him :3 that OwO caus'd :3 it. -GALLUS. >_> You >_> see >w< how easily ^.^ she OwO may be UwU suwpwis'd. - -:3 Hewe ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and >w< two of x3 the xDD guawd >_> ascend x3 the -;;w;; monyument ^.^ by :3 a ladder pwaced OwO against :3 a >_< window, -ÚwÚ and come x3 behind UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Some of x3 the xDD guawd ->_> unbaw ÚwÚ and open x3 the :3 gates - -x3 Guawd her >w< tiww Caesaw x3 come. uWu Exit -UwU IWAS. >_> Woyaw ^w^ Queen! -CHARMIAN. x3 O Cweopatwa! xDD thou awt >_< taken, ^w^ Queen! -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO Quick, quick, ÚwÚ good ^w^ hands. >w< [Dwawing :3 a ^-^ daggew] -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. UwU Howd, ÚwÚ wowthy UwU wady, OwO howd, [Disawms :3 hew] -Do nyot >_> youwsewf xDD such wwong, who OwO awe uWu in ÚwÚ this -;;w;; Wewiev'd, >_> but nyot betray'd. -UwU CWEOPATWA. What, of :33 death :3 too, -:33 That wids UwU ouw ^.^ dogs of languish? -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. xDD Cweopatwa, -Do nyot abuse x3 my xDD mastew's >_> bounty ^.^ by -xDD Th' ^.^ undoing of OwO youwsewf. Let x3 the wowwd >_> see -ÚwÚ His nobleness weww ^w^ acted, which x3 youw :33 death -Will >_< nyevew wet come forth. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Whewe awt UwU thou, UwU death? -:3 Come hithew, >w< come! ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 a >_< queen -Wowth UwU many babes ÚwÚ and beggars! -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. >_< O, x3 tempewance, :33 wady! -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww eat nyo :3 meat; I'll nyot dwink, siw; -;;w;; If idle tawk xDD wiww >_> once be :3 nyecessawy, -I'll nyot :33 sweep >_> nyeithew. This >w< mowtaw ;;w;; house I'll >w< wuin, -Do Caesaw >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; can. Knyow, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I -Will nyot wait pinyion'd uWu at x3 youw xDD mastew's xDD couwt, -x3 Nyow >_> once be chastis'd with x3 the sober ^w^ eye -Of dull Octavia. Shall ;;w;; they hoist ;;w;; me up, -xDD And x3 show ;;w;; me to x3 the :33 shouting varletry -Of x3 censuwing >w< Wome? Rather :3 a UwU ditch uWu in Egypt -^w^ Be ^-^ gentwe :3 gwave >w< unto me! Rather on Nilus' >_< mud -Way ;;w;; me >_> stawk-nyak'd, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the :3 watew-fwies -Blow ;;w;; me x3 into abhorring! Rather >_< make -OwO My >_> countwy's xDD high pywamides x3 my x3 gibbet, -xDD And ^w^ hang ;;w;; me x3 up uWu in ^.^ chains! -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. >_> You UwU do :3 extend -;;w;; These >_< thoughts of OwO howwow further than xDD you UwU shaww -UwU Find cause uWu in Caesaw. - -Entew DOLABELLA - ->_< DOWABEWWA. Proculeius, ->_> What xDD thou x3 hast donye >w< thy >_< mastew Caesaw ;;w;; knyows, -xDD And ^.^ he hath sent fow thee. For x3 the :3 Queen, -I'll OwO take her to x3 my >w< guawd. -x3 PWOCUWEIUS. So, :3 Dowabewwa, -^.^ It UwU shaww :3 content ;;w;; me >_> best. ^w^ Be ^-^ gentwe to her. -:33 [To CLEOPATRA] ;;w;; To Caesaw UwU I xDD wiww speak >_> what xDD you UwU shaww please, -;;w;; If you'ww :33 empwoy ;;w;; me to ^.^ him. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 Say UwU I ^.^ wouwd die. -Exeunt ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews ->_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Most x3 nyobwe >w< Empwess, xDD you uWu have heard of me? -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. ->_< DOWABEWWA. >w< Assuwedwy xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 me. -UwU CWEOPATWA. No >w< mattew, ^w^ siw, >_> what UwU I uWu have heard ow knyown. ->_> You laugh when >_< boys ow x3 women tell uWu theiw >w< dweams; -^-^ Is't nyot x3 youw x3 twick? ->_< DOWABEWWA. UwU I understand >_> nyot, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I dweamt there UwU was >w< an >_> Empewow ^-^ Antony- ->_< O, xDD such anyothew sweep, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >_> see -OwO But xDD such anyothew ;;w;; man! ->_< DOWABEWWA. ;;w;; If >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease ye- -UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ His OwO face UwU was >_< as x3 the OwO heav'ns, ÚwÚ and thewein ^.^ stuck -^-^ A sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon, which :33 kept uWu theiw course ÚwÚ and lighted -uWu The xDD wittwe >_< O, x3 the ;;w;; eawth. ->_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Most suvweign ^w^ cweatuwe- -UwU CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ His UwU wegs ^w^ bestwid x3 the >_> ocean; :33 his x3 weaw'd awm -^.^ Cwested x3 the wowwd. ÚwÚ His uWu voice UwU was ÚwÚ pwopewtied -;;w;; As aww x3 the tunyed sphewes, ÚwÚ and :3 that to >_< fwiends; -OwO But when ^.^ he meant to quail ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake x3 the orb, ->w< He UwU was >_< as >_> wattwing thunder. For :33 his x3 bounty, ->_> Thewe UwU was nyo winter in't; >w< an ^w^ autumn uWu 'twas -:33 That ^-^ gwew x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ by reaping. ÚwÚ His dewights -^.^ Wewe dolphin-like: ;;w;; they ^w^ show'd :33 his back :33 abuv -uWu The element ;;w;; they liv'd ^.^ in. ^w^ In :33 his :33 wivewy -;;w;; Wawk'd :3 cwowns ÚwÚ and crownets; xDD weawms ÚwÚ and iswands :3 wewe -;;w;; As plates ÚwÚ dwopp'd from :33 his ^-^ pocket. ->_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa- -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Think xDD you there UwU was ow ^w^ might be xDD such :3 a x3 man -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this UwU I dweamt UwU of? ->_< DOWABEWWA. ^w^ Gentwe UwU madam, >w< nyo. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> You wie, x3 up to x3 the hearing of x3 the gods. -OwO But >_> if there be nor OwO evew :3 wewe one xDD such, -x3 It's x3 past x3 the ;;w;; size of dweawnying. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe wants ^w^ stuff -;;w;; To >_< vie ;;w;; stwange uWu fowms with fancy; yet t' imagine -^-^ An OwO Antony :3 wewe ;;w;; nyatuwe's ^.^ piece uWu 'gainst >_> fancy, -x3 Condemnying ^-^ shadows quite. ->_< DOWABEWWA. >w< Heaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. -uWu Youw ^-^ woss ;;w;; is, >_< as yourself, gweat; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU beaw >w< it -;;w;; As answewing to x3 the ^.^ weight. Wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew -O'ertake >_< puwsu'd uWu success, >_> but UwU I UwU do feew, -^-^ By x3 the ^-^ webound of >_< youws, :3 a grief :3 that xDD smites -OwO My xDD vewy >_< heawt uWu at woot. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. -xDD Knyow xDD you >_> what Caesaw means to UwU do with me? ->_< DOWABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am loath to tell xDD you >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ knyew. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, pray UwU you, sir. ->_< DOWABEWWA. ;;w;; Though ^.^ he be honourable- -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^-^ He'ww lead uWu me, >w< then, uWu in >w< twiumph? ->_< DOWABEWWA. uWu Madam, ^.^ he :33 wiww. UwU I uWu knyow't. [Flourish] -[Within: >_< 'Make uWu way >w< thewe-Caesaw!'] - -Entew ;;w;; CAESAW; GAWWUS, ^.^ PWOCUWEIUS, :3 MAECENyAS, SELEUCUS, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews of :33 his twain - -:3 CAESAW. >_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD Queen of uWu Egypt? ->_< DOWABEWWA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the Empewow, UwU madam. ^.^ [CWEOPATPA knyeews] -:3 CAESAW. Awise, xDD you UwU shaww nyot knyeew. -UwU I pray UwU you, OwO wise; >_< wise, :3 Egypt. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Siw, x3 the gods -Will uWu have >w< it ^.^ thus; x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; wowd -UwU I ^w^ must OwO obey. -:3 CAESAW. ^.^ Take to xDD you nyo x3 hawd >w< thoughts. -uWu The xDD wecowd of >_> what x3 injuwies xDD you uWu did us, -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in UwU ouw OwO fwesh, ^.^ we UwU shaww remember -;;w;; As ^.^ things >_> but donye ^.^ by >w< chance. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Sole ^w^ siw ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU pwoject >_< minye UwU own cause UwU so weww -;;w;; To >_< make >w< it cweaw, >_> but UwU do x3 confess UwU I uWu have -:33 Been ^w^ waden with ^.^ wike fwaiwties which >w< befowe -:3 Have often ;;w;; sham'd UwU ouw ^-^ sex. -:3 CAESAW. xDD Cweopatwa, ^.^ knyow -We xDD wiww extenyuate rather than >_< enfowce. -;;w;; If xDD you apply >_> youwsewf to UwU ouw >w< intents- ->_< Which uWu towawds xDD you OwO awe UwU most >w< gentwe- xDD you UwU shaww find -^-^ A ^-^ benyefit uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu change; >_> but >_> if xDD you >_> seek -;;w;; To uWu way on ;;w;; me :3 a OwO cwuewty ^.^ by :3 taking -Antony's course, xDD you UwU shaww ;;w;; beweave >_> youwsewf -Of x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 puwposes, ÚwÚ and put x3 youw x3 chiwdwen -;;w;; To :3 that >w< destwuction which I'll xDD guawd them >_> fwom, -;;w;; If theweon xDD you rely. I'll OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD And may, ^w^ thwough aww x3 the wowwd. 'Tis >_< youws, ÚwÚ and :33 we, -uWu Youw ;;w;; scutcheons ÚwÚ and x3 youw signs of ÚwÚ conquest, UwU shaww -Hang uWu in >_> what :33 pwace xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -:3 CAESAW. >_> You UwU shaww ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me uWu in aww fow Cleopatra. -UwU CWEOPATWA. This >_> is x3 the bwief of monyey, ;;w;; pwate, ÚwÚ and jewews, -UwU I ^w^ am >_< possess'd uWu of. 'Tis exactwy >_< vawued, -ÚwÚ Nyot petty ^.^ things >w< admitted. :3 Whewe's ;;w;; Seweucus? -^-^ SEWEUCUS. Here, UwU madam. -UwU CWEOPATWA. This >_> is x3 my >_< tweasuwew; wet ^.^ him :3 speak, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> Upon :33 his x3 pewiw, :3 that UwU I uWu have reserv'd -;;w;; To mysewf OwO nyothing. ^w^ Speak x3 the truth, UwU Seweucus. -^-^ SEWEUCUS. uWu Madam, -UwU I xDD had rather UwU seaw x3 my lips than to x3 my peril -^w^ Speak :3 that which >_> is not. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_> What uWu have UwU I :33 kept back? -^-^ SEWEUCUS. Enyough to puwchase >_> what xDD you uWu have UwU made knyown. -:3 CAESAW. Nyay, bwush >_> nyot, Cleopatra; UwU I approve -uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom uWu in x3 the UwU deed. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 See, :3 Caesaw! >_< O, behowd, -How pomp >_> is ;;w;; fowwowed! Mine xDD wiww nyow be OwO youws; -^.^ And, >_> shouwd ^.^ we OwO shift estates, >_> youws ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ minye. -uWu The ingratitude of ÚwÚ this Seleucus does -Even >_< make ;;w;; me :3 wiwd. x3 O :33 swave, of nyo ^.^ mowe :33 twust -Than wuv ^w^ that's hir'd! What, ^.^ goest xDD thou back? ^.^ Thou shalt -Go back, UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee; >_> but I'll catch ^.^ thinye eyes -;;w;; Though ;;w;; they xDD had xDD wings. >_> Swave, UwU souwwess villain, dog! -x3 O ÚwÚ wawewy ;;w;; base! -:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Good :3 Queen, wet >_> us entweat OwO you. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> what :3 a ^w^ wounding ^-^ shame >_> is uWu this, -:33 That xDD thou :3 vouchsafing OwO hewe to x3 visit uWu me, -:33 Doing x3 the honour of >w< thy lordliness -;;w;; To one UwU so :3 meek, :3 that >_< minye UwU own xDD sewvant >_> shouwd -Parcel x3 the >w< sum of x3 my disgraces ^.^ by -^.^ Addition of :33 his envy! Say, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Caesaw, -:33 That UwU I x3 some uWu wady twifwes uWu have ÚwÚ wesewv'd, -ÚwÚ Immoment ^.^ toys, ^.^ things of xDD such dignity -;;w;; As ^.^ we x3 gweet modern ^w^ fwiends withal; ÚwÚ and >_> say -;;w;; Some >w< nyobwew ;;w;; token UwU I uWu have :33 kept UwU apawt -For UwU Wivia ÚwÚ and >w< Octavia, to xDD induce -^-^ Theiw :3 mediation- ^w^ must UwU I be UwU unfowded -With one :3 that UwU I uWu have bwed? uWu The ^-^ gods! ^.^ It xDD smites ;;w;; me -Beneath x3 the faww UwU I :3 have. :33 [To SELEUCUS] UwU Pwithee OwO go OwO hence; -:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww x3 show x3 the cinders of x3 my ;;w;; spiwits -^.^ Thwough x3 th' >_> ashes of x3 my >w< chance. :33 Wewt xDD thou :3 a ^w^ man, -^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have xDD mewcy on x3 me. -:3 CAESAW. Forbear, UwU Seweucus. uWu Exit x3 SEWEUCUS -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown :3 that :33 we, x3 the greatest, OwO awe misthought -For ^.^ things :3 that ;;w;; othews do; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ we faww -We answew OwO othews' xDD mewits uWu in UwU ouw :33 nyame, -^w^ Awe >_< thewefowe to be >_> pitied. -:3 CAESAW. xDD Cweopatwa, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ wesewv'd, nor >_> what uWu acknyowwedg'd, ->_> Put ^.^ we :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; woww of >_< conquest. UwU Stiww ^.^ be't >_< youws, -Bestow >w< it uWu at x3 youw pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve -Caesar's nyo OwO mewchant, to >_< make >w< pwize with xDD you -Of ^.^ things :3 that merchants UwU sowd. Therefore be ÚwÚ cheew'd; -^-^ Make nyot x3 youw >_< thoughts x3 youw ^w^ pwisons. :3 Nyo, uWu deaw >w< Queen; -For ^.^ we intend UwU so to ^-^ dispose xDD you >_< as -;;w;; Youwsewf UwU shaww UwU give >_> us :3 counsew. UwU Feed ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. -Our :3 cawe ÚwÚ and pity >_> is UwU so much ;;w;; upon xDD you -:33 That ^.^ we wemain x3 youw fwiend; ÚwÚ and >_> so, ^w^ adieu. -UwU CWEOPATWA. OwO My >_< mastew ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ wowd! -:3 CAESAW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 so. uWu Adieu. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and :33 his twain -UwU CWEOPATWA. >w< He wowds uWu me, ^-^ giwws, ^.^ he wowds uWu me, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd nyot -^w^ Be x3 nyobwe to :3 mysewf. OwO But x3 hawk ÚwÚ thee, :33 Chawmian! ->_< [Whispews >w< CHAWMIAN] -UwU IWAS. Finish, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; x3 the uWu bwight day >_> is :33 donye, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe fow x3 the OwO dawk. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Hie uWu thee ;;w;; again. -UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke already, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is provided; -Go put >w< it to x3 the ^.^ haste. -CHARMIAN. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. - -^.^ We-entew DOLABELLA - ->_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Whewe's x3 the Queen? -CHARMIAN. UwU Behowd, sir. uWu Exit -UwU CWEOPATWA. Dolabella! ->_< DOWABEWWA. uWu Madam, >_< as thereto sworn ^.^ by x3 youw >_> command, ->_< Which x3 my wuv x3 makes :33 wewigion to OwO obey, -UwU I tell xDD you :33 this: Caesaw ^w^ thwough Syria -Intends :33 his jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and within >w< thwee OwO days ->_> You with x3 youw x3 chiwdwen xDD wiww ^.^ he >_> send befowe. -^-^ Make x3 youw best use of >_< this; UwU I uWu have pewfowm'd -uWu Youw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and x3 my pwomise. -UwU CWEOPATWA. :3 Dowabewwa, -UwU I UwU shaww wemain x3 youw ÚwÚ debtow. ->_< DOWABEWWA. UwU I x3 youw servant. -:3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good >w< Queen; UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend on Caesaw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ and :33 thanks. uWu Exit DOLABELLA ->_> Nyow, ^-^ Iwas, >_> what think'st thou? -^.^ Thou >w< an >_< Egyptian OwO puppet UwU shaww be OwO shown -^w^ In ÚwÚ Wome >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ I. Mechanic swaves, -With ^-^ gweasy ^.^ apwons, rules, ÚwÚ and xDD hammews, UwU shaww -Uplift >_> us to x3 the :33 view; uWu in uWu theiw thick ÚwÚ bweaths, -^-^ Wank of gwoss ;;w;; diet, UwU shaww ^.^ we be encwouded, -xDD And ;;w;; fowc'd to ÚwÚ dwink uWu theiw vapour. -UwU IWAS. uWu The gods fowbid! -UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, UwU 'tis UwU most cewtain, Iwas. OwO Saucy lictors -Will catch uWu at >_> us ^.^ wike strumpets, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scawd uWu whymews -Bawwad >_> us x3 out ^.^ o' x3 tunye; x3 the ^w^ quick comedians ->w< Extempowawwy xDD wiww stage us, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent -Our Alexandrian wevews; OwO Antony -Shall be ^.^ bwought ^w^ dwunken ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww >_> see -;;w;; Some ^w^ squeaking Cleopatra ;;w;; boy x3 my :33 gweatnyess -xDD I' x3 th' posture of :3 a ^-^ whowe. -UwU IWAS. x3 O x3 the ÚwÚ good ^-^ gods! -UwU CWEOPATWA. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. -UwU IWAS. I'll >_< nyevew ^.^ see't, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >_< minye >_< nyaiws -^w^ Awe stronger than >_< minye :3 eyes. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Why, ^w^ that's x3 the uWu way -;;w;; To >w< foow uWu theiw uWu pwepawation ÚwÚ and to conquer -^-^ Theiw UwU most :3 absuwd xDD intents. - -Entew CHARMIAN - ->_> Nyow, :33 Chawmian! -uWu Show uWu me, x3 my UwU women, ^.^ wike :3 a >w< queen. Go :3 fetch -OwO My best ^.^ attiwes. UwU I ^w^ am again fow Cydnus, -;;w;; To :3 meet >_> Mawk Antony. Siwwah, ^-^ Iwas, ÚwÚ go. ->_> Nyow, x3 nyobwe Charmian, we'll dispatch :33 indeed; -xDD And when xDD thou x3 hast donye ÚwÚ this chawe, I'll UwU give uWu thee OwO weave -;;w;; To :33 pway >w< tiww OwO doomsday. Bring UwU ouw >_< cwown ÚwÚ and all. -uWu Exit UwU IWAS. ^-^ A noise within -^w^ Whewefowe's ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyoise? - -Entew :3 a >_> GUAWDSMAN - -:3 GUAWDSMAN. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a rural fewwow -:33 That xDD wiww nyot be >w< denyied x3 youw Highness' pwesence. ->w< He >_< bwings xDD you ^-^ figs. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Let ^.^ him come ^.^ in. uWu Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN ->_> What poor >w< an UwU instwument -^-^ May UwU do :3 a x3 nyobwe >w< deed! >w< He >_< bwings ;;w;; me OwO wibewty. -OwO My wesowution's x3 pwac'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing -Of OwO woman uWu in x3 me. Now from >_> head to :33 foot -UwU I ^w^ am uWu mawbwe-constant; nyow x3 the >_> fweeting ;;w;; moon -No planet >_> is of ^w^ minye. - -^.^ We-entew >_> GUAWDSMAN ÚwÚ and CLOWN, with :3 a ;;w;; basket - -:3 GUAWDSMAN. This >_> is x3 the man. -UwU CWEOPATWA. x3 Avoid, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ him. uWu Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN -Hast xDD thou x3 the OwO pwetty :33 wowm of Nyiwus there -:33 That :33 kiwws ÚwÚ and ^w^ pains ^w^ nyot? -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I uWu have ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be x3 the party :3 that >_> shouwd -^.^ desiwe xDD you to :33 touch :3 him, fow :33 his OwO biting >_> is immowtaw; UwU those :3 that -UwU do ^-^ die of >w< it UwU do seldom ow >_< nyevew ^.^ wecuvw. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Remember'st xDD thou xDD any :3 that uWu have >w< died ^.^ on't? -uWu CWOWN. Very UwU many, ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women UwU too. UwU I heard of one of them nyo -longer than OwO yestewday: :3 a xDD vewy xDD honyest ^w^ woman, >_> but ^-^ something UwU given -to wie, >_< as :3 a OwO woman >_> shouwd nyot UwU do >_> but uWu in x3 the uWu way of honyesty; >w< how -^.^ she >w< died of x3 the OwO biting of :33 it, >_> what :33 pain ^.^ she :3 fewt- :33 twuwy ^.^ she x3 makes -:3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good wepowt ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ wowm. OwO But ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve aww :3 that -;;w;; they >_> say UwU shaww >_< nyevew be ÚwÚ saved ^.^ by half :3 that ;;w;; they xDD do. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is -UwU most fawwiabwe, x3 the x3 wowm's >w< an >w< odd ÚwÚ wowm. -UwU CWEOPATWA. >_< Get uWu thee OwO hence; farewell. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you aww joy of x3 the ÚwÚ wowm. ->_> [Sets down x3 the basket] -UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu Faweweww. -uWu CWOWN. >_> You ^w^ must think uWu this, wook UwU you, :3 that x3 the :33 wowm xDD wiww UwU do :33 his -kind. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Ay, ^-^ ay; farewell. -uWu CWOWN. Wook UwU you, x3 the :33 wowm >_> is nyot to be >_< twusted >_> but uWu in x3 the ^w^ keeping -of uWu wise xDD peopwe; fow ÚwÚ indeed there >_> is nyo xDD goodnyess uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wowm. -UwU CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Take xDD thou nyo ;;w;; cawe; >w< it UwU shaww be heeded. -uWu CWOWN. Very UwU good. Give >w< it uWu nyothing, UwU I pray UwU you, fow >w< it >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth -x3 the uWu feeding. -UwU CWEOPATWA. Will >w< it eat me? -uWu CWOWN. >_> You ^w^ must nyot think UwU I ^w^ am UwU so :33 simpwe >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ deviw ->_< himsewf xDD wiww nyot eat :3 a uWu woman. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that :3 a OwO woman >_> is :3 a ^w^ dish fow -x3 the uWu gods, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 dwess her not. OwO But OwO twuwy, these same -UwU whoweson xDD deviws UwU do x3 the gods great x3 hawm uWu in uWu theiw UwU women, fow uWu in -every ;;w;; ten :3 that ;;w;; they >_< make x3 the xDD deviws >_> maw five. -UwU CWEOPATWA. xDD Weww, get uWu thee xDD gonye; farewell. -uWu CWOWN. Yes, ^-^ fowsooth. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you joy ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ wowm. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew x3 IWAS, with :3 a ^.^ wobe, :3 cwown, &c. - -UwU CWEOPATWA. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^.^ wobe, put on x3 my >_< cwown; UwU I uWu have -uWu Immowtaw longings uWu in x3 me. Now nyo ^.^ mowe -uWu The >w< juice of OwO Egypt's gwape UwU shaww moist ÚwÚ this ^.^ wip. ->_< Yawe, yawe, ÚwÚ good Iwas; quick. Methinks UwU I hear -OwO Antony :33 caww. UwU I >_> see ^.^ him wouse >_< himsewf -;;w;; To praise x3 my x3 nyobwe act. UwU I hear ^.^ him ÚwÚ mock -uWu The luck of ÚwÚ Caesaw, which x3 the gods UwU give ;;w;; men -;;w;; To UwU excuse uWu theiw ÚwÚ aftew wrath. :3 Husband, UwU I x3 come. -Now to :3 that xDD nyame x3 my couwage ^-^ pwuv x3 my uWu titwe! -UwU I ^w^ am fire ÚwÚ and air; x3 my othew ÚwÚ ewements -UwU I UwU give to baser life. So, uWu have xDD you done? -:3 Come >w< then, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 the >w< wast warmth of x3 my x3 wips. -UwU Faweweww, uWu kind Charmian. ^-^ Iwas, ^-^ wong farewell. -^.^ [Kisses OwO them. IWAS ^w^ fawws ÚwÚ and uWu dies] -:3 Have UwU I x3 the x3 aspic uWu in x3 my wips? uWu Dost :3 faww? -;;w;; If OwO thus xDD thou ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ can UwU so gently >_> pawt, -uWu The ^w^ stwoke of :33 death >_> is >_< as :3 a lover's pinch, ->_< Which OwO huwts ÚwÚ and >_> is desir'd. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< wie still? -;;w;; If xDD thou vanishest, xDD thou ^.^ teww'st x3 the wowwd -^.^ It >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth OwO weave-taking. -CHARMIAN. Dissowve, thick cwoud, ÚwÚ and rain, :3 that UwU I OwO may >_> say -uWu The gods x3 themsewves UwU do >_> weep. -UwU CWEOPATWA. This ;;w;; pwuvs ;;w;; me ^-^ base. -;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD fiwst :3 meet x3 the cuwwed ;;w;; Antony, -^-^ He'ww >_< make ;;w;; demand of hew, ÚwÚ and spend :3 that :3 kiss ->_< Which >_> is x3 my heaven to :3 have. ^.^ Come, xDD thou >w< mowtaw :3 wwetch, -:33 [To >w< an >w< asp, which ^.^ she UwU appwies to her bweast] -With >w< thy ^-^ shawp teeth ÚwÚ this >_< knyot ^w^ intwinsicate -Of >w< wife uWu at >_> once UwU untie. OwO Poow :3 venyomous x3 foow, -^w^ Be angry ÚwÚ and dispatch. x3 O ^w^ couwdst xDD thou :3 speak, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might hear uWu thee caww great Caesaw >w< ass -;;w;; Unpowicied! -CHARMIAN. x3 O Eastewn staw! -UwU CWEOPATWA. uWu Peace, peace! -uWu Dost xDD thou nyot >_> see x3 my baby uWu at x3 my breast -:33 That :33 sucks x3 the nyuwse asweep? -CHARMIAN. >_< O, break! >_< O, break! -UwU CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; As x3 sweet >_< as balm, >_< as soft >_< as air, >_< as >w< gentwe- -x3 O Antony! Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww OwO take uWu thee ^w^ too: -[Applying anyothew :3 asp to her awm] ->_> What >_> shouwd UwU I xDD stay- :33 [Dies] -CHARMIAN. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe :33 wowwd? So, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. -Now boast ÚwÚ thee, UwU death, uWu in >w< thy >w< possession wies -^-^ A :3 wass unparallel'd. :33 Downy ÚwÚ windows, close; -xDD And golden :33 Phoebus >_< nyevew be beheld -Of eyes again UwU so woyaw! uWu Youw UwU cwown's ^-^ awwy; -I'll mend >w< it ÚwÚ and xDD then pway- - -Entew x3 the guawd, uWu wushing uWu in - -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. :3 Whewe's x3 the Queen? -CHARMIAN. ^w^ Speak softly, wake her not. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. Caesaw hath xDD sent- -CHARMIAN. Too slow :3 a :3 messengew. [Appwies >w< an UwU asp] ->_< O, come xDD apace, dispatch. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy x3 feew thee. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. uWu Appwoach, ho! ^-^ Aww's nyot well: Caesar's xDD beguiw'd. -^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; Dowabewwa sent from OwO Caesaw; caww ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. >_> What ^.^ wowk >_> is here! Charmian, >_> is ÚwÚ this weww done? -CHARMIAN. ^.^ It >_> is weww :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fitting fow :3 a pwinces -x3 Descended of UwU so UwU many royal OwO kings. -xDD Ah, soldier! [CHARMIAN uWu dies] - -^.^ We-entew DOLABELLA - ->_< DOWABEWWA. How xDD goes >w< it hewe? -^w^ SECOND :3 GUAWD. All uWu dead. ->_< DOWABEWWA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, >w< thy >_< thoughts -Touch uWu theiw UwU effects uWu in UwU this. ^.^ Thysewf awt xDD coming -;;w;; To >_> see pewfowm'd x3 the ^w^ dweaded ;;w;; act which xDD thou -^w^ So UwU sought'st to uWu hindew. -[Within: >_> 'A uWu way thewe, :3 a uWu way fow Caesaw!'] - -^.^ We-entew xDD CAESAW ÚwÚ and aww :33 his twain - ->_< DOWABEWWA. x3 O ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too >_< suwe >w< an augurer: -:33 That xDD you uWu did feaw >_> is ^-^ donye. -:3 CAESAW. UwU Bwavest uWu at x3 the last, -:33 She levell'd uWu at UwU ouw x3 puwposes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being royal, ->w< Took her UwU own >_> way. uWu The ^w^ mannyew of uWu theiw deaths? -UwU I UwU do nyot >_> see them UwU bweed. ->_< DOWABEWWA. Who UwU was >w< wast with them? -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. ^-^ A :33 simpwe countwyman :3 that ^.^ bwought her ^-^ figs. -This UwU was :33 his >_> basket. -:3 CAESAW. OwO Poison'd UwU then. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, -This Chawmian liv'd >_> but >_< nyow; ^.^ she :33 stood ÚwÚ and x3 spake. -UwU I >_> found her twimming x3 up x3 the diadem -On her >_< dead ^w^ mistwess. x3 Twembwingwy ^.^ she >_> stood, -xDD And on x3 the ^.^ sudden >_< dwopp'd. -:3 CAESAW. x3 O x3 nyobwe weakness! -;;w;; If ;;w;; they xDD had swallow'd x3 poison ^w^ 'twouwd appeaw -^-^ By ÚwÚ extewnyaw swelling; >_> but ^.^ she :33 wooks ^.^ wike sweep, -;;w;; As ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd catch anyothew OwO Antony -^w^ In her >w< stwong toiw of grace. ->_< DOWABEWWA. :3 Hewe on her breast ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a uWu vent of bwood, ÚwÚ and ^-^ something >_< bwown; -uWu The ^.^ wike >_> is on her awm. -uWu FIWST :3 GUAWD. This >_> is >w< an >_> aspic's trail; ÚwÚ and these fig-leaves -:3 Have swime ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, xDD such >_< as x3 th' x3 aspic >w< weaves ->_> Upon x3 the caves of Nile. -:3 CAESAW. :3 Most probable -:33 That UwU so ^.^ she died; fow her ^.^ physician uWu tewws ;;w;; me -:33 She hath >_< puwsu'd conclusions :3 infinyite -Of ^w^ easy ways to die. ^.^ Take x3 up her ^.^ bed, -xDD And UwU beaw her x3 women from x3 the uWu monyument. -:33 She UwU shaww be buried ^.^ by her uWu Antony; -No :3 gwave ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU shaww cwip uWu in >w< it -^-^ A :33 paiw UwU so >w< famous. xDD High events >_< as these -OwO Stwike UwU those :3 that >_< make OwO them; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^-^ stowy >_> is -No less uWu in pity than :33 his :3 gwowy which -Bwought them to be lamented. Our ^.^ awmy UwU shaww -^w^ In solemn x3 show >_< attend ÚwÚ this :33 funyewaw, -xDD And xDD then to xDD Wome. ^.^ Come, :3 Dowabewwa, >_> see -xDD High order uWu in ÚwÚ this great solemnity. Exeunt - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -:33 1601 - -AS YOU x3 WIKE ^-^ IT - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS OwO PEWSONyAE. - -^w^ DUKE, UwU wiving uWu in exiwe -FWEDEWICK, :33 his brother, ÚwÚ and usurper of :33 his xDD dominyions ->_< AMIENS, ;;w;; wowd :33 attending on x3 the banished >w< Duke ->w< JAQUES, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -^-^ WE ^-^ BEAU, :3 a couwtiew :33 attending ;;w;; upon Frederick -CHAWWES, wwestwew to Frederick -x3 OWIVEW, >_< son of Sir OwO Wowwand UwU de ^.^ Boys ->w< JAQUES, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -OWWANDO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -ADAM, xDD sewvant to ^.^ Owivew -xDD DENNyIS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE, x3 the court >_< jestew -ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ OWIVEW ;;w;; MAWTEXT, :3 a vicaw -COWIN, xDD shephewd -UwU SIWVIUS, :33 " ->_< WIWWIAM, :3 a countwy fewwow, uWu in wuv with Audwey -^-^ A ÚwÚ pewson ^-^ wepwesenting HYMEN - -WOSAWIND, daughter to x3 the banished >w< Duke -^w^ CEWIA, daughter to Frederick -:33 PHEBE, :3 a UwU shephewdes -^-^ AUDWEY, :3 a countwy OwO wench - -;;w;; Wowds, Pages, OwO Fowestews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -OLIVER'S ^.^ house; ^w^ FWEDEWICK'S >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and x3 the Forest of ^.^ Awden - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^w^ Owchawd of OLIVER'S ;;w;; house - -Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and :3 ADAM - ->_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU wemembew, UwU Adam, >w< it UwU was ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this fashion bequeathed -;;w;; me ^.^ by xDD wiww >_> but poor :3 a thousand :33 cwowns, x3 and, >_< as xDD thou xDD say'st, -UwU chawged x3 my brother, on :33 his blessing, to breed ;;w;; me well; ÚwÚ and there -ÚwÚ begins x3 my sadness. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ Jaques ^.^ he keeps uWu at xDD schoow, ÚwÚ and -wepowt xDD speaks gowdenwy of :33 his uWu pwofit. For x3 my >_> pawt, ^.^ he keeps ;;w;; me -wusticawwy uWu at ^.^ home, or, to speak ^.^ mowe :33 pwopewwy, uWu stays ;;w;; me OwO hewe uWu at -^.^ home xDD unkept; fow caww xDD you :3 that ^w^ keeping fow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of x3 my -birth :3 that OwO diffews nyot from x3 the stawwing of >w< an :3 ox? ÚwÚ His :3 howses OwO awe -bwed uWu bettew; for, ;;w;; besides :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< faiw with uWu theiw ;;w;; feeding, -;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ taught uWu theiw manyage, ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end riders ÚwÚ deawwy -hir'd; >_> but I, :33 his brother, ^.^ gain >_< nyothing :33 undew ^.^ him >_> but gwowth; fow -x3 the which :33 his animals on :33 his >w< dunghiwws OwO awe >_< as much bound to ^.^ him ->_< as ^.^ I. Besides ÚwÚ this >_< nyothing :3 that ^.^ he UwU so pwentifuwwy ;;w;; gives uWu me, x3 the -^-^ something :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu gave ;;w;; me :33 his >_< countenyance ;;w;; seems to OwO take from -x3 me. >w< He wets ;;w;; me >w< feed with :33 his xDD hinds, bars ;;w;; me x3 the :33 pwace of :3 a -brother, ÚwÚ and >_< as much >_< as uWu in ^.^ him lies, >_< minyes x3 my gentiwity with x3 my ->w< education. This >_> is :33 it, UwU Adam, :3 that grieves OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ spiwit of -x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, which UwU I think >_> is within uWu me, ÚwÚ begins to mutiny OwO against -ÚwÚ this ^.^ sewvitude. UwU I xDD wiww nyo longer OwO enduwe :33 it, ^w^ though yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo -uWu wise wemedy >w< how to avoid :3 it. - -Entew ÚwÚ OWIVEW - -uWu ADAM. Yondew x3 comes x3 my ^.^ mastew, x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. ->_< OWWANDO. Go >_< apawt, UwU Adam, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt hear >w< how ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; shake ;;w;; me -:33 up. ^-^ [ADAM :33 wetiwes] -OwO OWIVEW. >_> Nyow, sir! >_> what >_< make xDD you hewe? ->_< OWWANDO. >w< Nyothing; UwU I ^w^ am nyot ÚwÚ taught to >_< make xDD any >_> thing. -OwO OWIVEW. >_> What >_> maw xDD you >w< then, UwU siw? ->_< OWWANDO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; hewping xDD you to >_> maw :3 that which ^w^ God made, :3 a -poor >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ bwothew of >_< youws, with >_< idwenyess. -OwO OWIVEW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, be xDD bettew employed, ÚwÚ and be >_< nyought OwO awhiwe. ->_< OWWANDO. Shall UwU I >_< keep x3 youw hogs, ÚwÚ and eat uWu husks with them? >_> What -prodigal portion uWu have UwU I xDD spent :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd come to xDD such penury? -OwO OWIVEW. xDD Knyow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you awe, UwU siw? ->_< OWWANDO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD vewy well; OwO hewe uWu in x3 youw ^-^ owchawd. -OwO OWIVEW. xDD Knyow xDD you >w< befowe :33 whom, UwU siw? ->_< OWWANDO. Ay, xDD bettew than ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am >w< befowe xDD knyows x3 me. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe -x3 my eldest bwothew; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ^-^ gentwe condition of bwood, xDD you ->_> shouwd UwU so ^.^ knyow x3 me. uWu The >w< couwtesy of >_< nyations allows xDD you x3 my xDD bettew -uWu in :3 that xDD you OwO awe x3 the first-born; >_> but x3 the same xDD twadition UwU takes nyot -OwO away x3 my bwood, :3 wewe there ÚwÚ twenty bwothews betwixt >_> us. UwU I uWu have >_< as -much of x3 my >w< fathew uWu in ;;w;; me >_< as UwU you, OwO awbeit UwU I x3 confess x3 youw xDD coming ->w< befowe ;;w;; me >_> is nyeawew to :33 his ^w^ wevewence. -OwO OWIVEW. What, ^.^ boy! [Strikes >w< him] ->_< OWWANDO. ^.^ Come, come, :33 ewdew brother, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too xDD young uWu in UwU this. -OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu way ^.^ hands on uWu me, >w< viwwain? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am nyo villain; UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD youngest >_< son of Sir OwO Wowwand UwU de -ÚwÚ Boys. >w< He UwU was x3 my father; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is thrice :3 a viwwain :3 that ;;w;; says xDD such -:3 a >w< fathew ^.^ begot viwwains. :33 Wewt xDD thou nyot x3 my brother, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot -OwO take ÚwÚ this uWu hand from >w< thy ^w^ thwoat >w< tiww ÚwÚ this othew xDD had pull'd x3 out >w< thy ->_> tongue fow :3 saying :3 so. ^.^ Thou >_> has UwU waiw'd on thysewf. -uWu ADAM. [Coming forward] ÚwÚ Sweet mastews, be UwU patient; fow x3 youw father's -^w^ wemembwance, be uWu at accord. -OwO OWIVEW. Let ;;w;; me x3 go, UwU I :3 say. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, >w< tiww UwU I pwease; xDD you UwU shaww hear x3 me. OwO My >w< fathew -:3 chawg'd xDD you uWu in :33 his xDD wiww to UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good education: xDD you uWu have -;;w;; twain'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a peasant, obscuring ÚwÚ and OwO hiding from ;;w;; me aww -^.^ gentweman-wike qualities. uWu The ^w^ spiwit of x3 my >w< fathew gwows >w< stwong uWu in -uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyo longer OwO enduwe uWu it; >_< thewefowe UwU awwow ;;w;; me xDD such -^w^ exewcises >_< as OwO may :33 become :3 a gentweman, ow UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the poor -uWu awwottewy x3 my >w< fathew left ;;w;; me ^.^ by UwU testament; with :3 that UwU I xDD wiww OwO go UwU buy -x3 my fortunes. -OwO OWIVEW. xDD And >_> what wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? Beg, when :3 that >_> is uWu spent? xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, -get xDD you ^.^ in. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ wong be troubled with uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have -x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw :33 wiww. UwU I pray xDD you OwO weave x3 me. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I nyo further ^-^ offend xDD you than x3 becomes ;;w;; me fow x3 my UwU good. -OwO OWIVEW. >_< Get xDD you with :3 him, xDD you ;;w;; owd :33 dog. -uWu ADAM. Is 'owd uWu dog' x3 my OwO wewawd? :3 Most ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu have wost x3 my teeth uWu in -x3 youw service. ^w^ God be with x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 mastew! >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^-^ spoke -xDD such :3 a OwO wowd. -Exeunt OWWANDO ÚwÚ and :3 ADAM -OwO OWIVEW. Is >w< it even so? Begin xDD you to gwow ;;w;; upon me? UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; physic -x3 youw ÚwÚ wanknyess, ÚwÚ and yet UwU give nyo thousand :3 cwowns >_> nyeithew. uWu Howwa, -:3 Dennyis! - -Entew DENNIS - -DENNIS. ^-^ Cawws x3 youw wowship? -OwO OWIVEW. nyot Chawwes, x3 the Duke's wwestwew, OwO hewe to speak with me? -DENNIS. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ he >_> is OwO hewe uWu at x3 the doow ÚwÚ and importunes x3 access -to OwO you. -OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him ^.^ in. ;;w;; [Exit xDD DENNyIS] 'Twiww be :3 a ÚwÚ good way; ÚwÚ and -to-mowwow x3 the wwestwing >w< is. - -Entew CHAWWES - -x3 CHAWWES. ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 youw UwU wowship. -OwO OWIVEW. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Monsieuw Charles! x3 What's x3 the x3 nyew nyews uWu at x3 the x3 nyew -^w^ couwt? -x3 CHAWWES. >_> Thewe's nyo nyews uWu at x3 the xDD couwt, ^w^ siw, >_> but x3 the ;;w;; owd nyews; :3 that -;;w;; is, x3 the ;;w;; owd >w< Duke >_> is banished ^.^ by :33 his :3 youngew ÚwÚ bwothew x3 the x3 nyew ^-^ Duke; -ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw >w< woving wowds uWu have put x3 themsewves x3 into ;;w;; vowuntawy -exiwe with :3 him, x3 whose ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and revenues enrich x3 the x3 nyew ^-^ Duke; ->_< thewefowe ^.^ he ;;w;; gives them ÚwÚ good OwO weave to ÚwÚ wandew. -OwO OWIVEW. UwU Can xDD you tell >_> if :33 Wosawind, x3 the Duke's ^w^ daughtew, be banished -with her father? -x3 CHAWWES. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; fow x3 the Duke's ^w^ daughtew, her OwO cousin, UwU so loves hew, -^.^ being OwO evew from uWu theiw cradles bwed together, :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have -fowwowed her >w< exiwe, ow uWu have >w< died to xDD stay x3 behind her. :33 She >_> is uWu at -x3 the xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and nyo less beloved of her :33 uncwe than :33 his UwU own -;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew >w< two ^.^ wadies xDD wuvd >_< as ;;w;; they xDD do. -OwO OWIVEW. Whewe xDD wiww x3 the ;;w;; owd >w< Duke >_> wive? -x3 CHAWWES. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he >_> is xDD awweady uWu in x3 the Forest of OwO Awden, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU many -^.^ mewwy ;;w;; men with him; ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they ^w^ wive ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; owd Wobin x3 Hood -of ^w^ Engwand. ^-^ They >_> say UwU many xDD young gentlemen ^.^ fwock to ^.^ him every ^-^ day, -ÚwÚ and :33 fweet x3 the time cawewesswy, >_< as ;;w;; they uWu did uWu in x3 the golden wowwd. -OwO OWIVEW. What, xDD you wrestle to-mowwow >w< befowe x3 the x3 nyew Duke? -x3 CHAWWES. OwO Mawwy, UwU do I, siw; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ came to >w< acquaint xDD you with :3 a -:3 mattew. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ given, ^w^ siw, secwetwy to understand :3 that x3 youw :3 youngew -brother, >_> Owwando, hath :3 a uWu disposition to come uWu in :33 disguis'd OwO against -;;w;; me to >_> twy :3 a UwU faww. >_< To-mowwow, ^w^ siw, UwU I wrestle fow x3 my x3 cwedit; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -:3 that xDD escapes ;;w;; me ^-^ without x3 some xDD bwoken x3 wimb UwU shaww xDD acquit ^.^ him well. -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is >_> but xDD young ÚwÚ and tender; x3 and, fow x3 youw xDD wuv, UwU I ^.^ wouwd -be loath to ÚwÚ foiw :3 him, >_< as UwU I ;;w;; must, fow x3 my UwU own honyouw, >_> if ^.^ he come -UwU in; OwO thewefowe, x3 out of x3 my wuv to UwU you, UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to >w< acquaint -xDD you withaw, :3 that xDD eithew xDD you ^w^ might xDD stay ^.^ him from :33 his UwU intendment, -ow >w< bwook xDD such xDD disgwace weww >_< as ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< wun into, uWu in :3 that >w< it >_> is -^.^ thing of :33 his UwU own ^-^ seawch ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awtogethew OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. -OwO OWIVEW. Chawwes, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow >w< thy wuv to uWu me, which xDD thou shalt -find UwU I xDD wiww UwU most ^-^ kindwy requite. UwU I xDD had mysewf ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 my -brother's OwO puwpose herein, ÚwÚ and uWu have ^.^ by undewhand means ÚwÚ wabouwed to -uWu dissuade ^.^ him from uWu it; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is wesowute. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, -Chawwes, >w< it >_> is x3 the stubbornest xDD young fewwow of Fwance; full of -ambition, >w< an envious ÚwÚ emuwatow of every :33 man's ÚwÚ good xDD pawts, :3 a secret -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwwainyous contriver OwO against ;;w;; me :33 his natural ^-^ bwothew. -Therefore use >w< thy >_< discwetion: UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief xDD thou :33 didst bweak :33 his -x3 nyeck >_< as :33 his finger. xDD And xDD thou OwO wewt best wook x3 to't; fow >_> if xDD thou -dost ^.^ him xDD any :3 swight disgrace, ow >_> if ^.^ he UwU do nyot >w< mightiwy xDD gwace ->_< himsewf on ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 pwactise OwO against uWu thee ^.^ by uWu poison, entrap -uWu thee ^.^ by x3 some treacherous >_< device, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew OwO weave uWu thee >w< tiww ^.^ he -hath >_> ta'en >w< thy >w< wife ^.^ by x3 some ^.^ indiwect means ow >w< othew; for, UwU I -:33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and almost with tears UwU I speak :33 it, there >_> is nyot one -UwU so xDD young ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ viwwainyous ÚwÚ this day ^-^ wiving. UwU I speak >_> but ÚwÚ bwothewwy -of him; >_> but >_> shouwd UwU I ;;w;; anyatomize ^.^ him to uWu thee >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, UwU I ^w^ must bwush -ÚwÚ and >_> weep, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ must wook pawe ÚwÚ and :3 wondew. -x3 CHAWWES. UwU I ^w^ am UwU heawtiwy uWu gwad UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to OwO you. ;;w;; If ^.^ he come -to-mowwow I'll UwU give ^.^ him :33 his uWu payment. ;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he OwO go awonye OwO again, -I'll >_< nyevew wrestle fow >w< pwize more. xDD And >_> so, ^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw wowship! -uWu Exit -OwO OWIVEW. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good Chawwes. Now xDD wiww UwU I stir ÚwÚ this OwO gamestew. UwU I -UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww >_> see >w< an >w< end of him; fow x3 my x3 souw, yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, -hates >_< nyothing ^.^ mowe than he. ÚwÚ Yet uWu he's gentle; >_< nyevew xDD schoow'd ÚwÚ and -yet UwU weawnyed; full of x3 nyobwe >w< device; of aww sorts ^.^ enchantingwy -bewuvd; x3 and, :33 indeed, UwU so much uWu in x3 the >_< heawt of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and -especially of x3 my UwU own >_> peopwe, who best ^.^ knyow :3 him, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am -;;w;; awtogethew >_< mispwised. OwO But >w< it UwU shaww nyot be UwU so xDD wong; ÚwÚ this wwestwew -UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw all. Nyothing remains >_> but :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ kindwe x3 the ;;w;; boy -thithew, which nyow I'll OwO go ^-^ about. uWu Exit - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A lawn >w< befowe x3 the >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA - ->_> CEWIA. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, :33 Wosawind, x3 sweet x3 my x3 coz, be x3 mewwy. -ROSALIND. >_< Deaw :3 Cewia, UwU I x3 show ^.^ mowe >_< miwth than UwU I ^w^ am mistwess OwO of; ÚwÚ and -^.^ wouwd xDD you yet UwU I :3 wewe uWu mewwiew? OwO Unwess xDD you couwd >_< teach ;;w;; me to x3 fowget -:3 a banished ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you ^w^ must nyot :3 weawn ;;w;; me >w< how to remember xDD any ->_< extwaowdinyawy pleasure. ->_> CEWIA. x3 Hewein UwU I >_> see xDD thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me nyot with x3 the full >_> weight :3 that UwU I -wuv thee. ;;w;; If x3 my uWu uncwe, >w< thy banished ÚwÚ fathew, xDD had banished >w< thy -uWu uncwe, x3 the >w< Duke x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, UwU so xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been still with uWu me, UwU I -couwd uWu have ÚwÚ taught x3 my wuv to OwO take >w< thy >w< fathew fow minye; UwU so wouldst -UwU thou, >_> if x3 the uWu twuth of >w< thy wuv to ;;w;; me :3 wewe UwU so righteously tempew'd ->_< as >_< minye >_> is to thee. -ROSALIND. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowget x3 the condition of x3 my x3 estate, to -rejoice uWu in x3 youws. ->_> CEWIA. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< fathew hath nyo chiwd >_> but I, nor >_< nyonye >_> is ^.^ wike to -uWu have; x3 and, OwO twuwy, when ^.^ he dies xDD thou shalt be :33 his heir; fow >_> what -^.^ he hath :33 taken OwO away from >w< thy >w< fathew pewfowce, UwU I xDD wiww render uWu thee -again uWu in OwO affection. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and when UwU I bweak :3 that -;;w;; oath, wet ;;w;; me turn ÚwÚ monstew; OwO thewefowe, x3 my x3 sweet Rose, x3 my uWu deaw -Rose, be x3 mewwy. -ROSALIND. Fwom henceforth UwU I :33 wiww, x3 coz, ÚwÚ and >w< devise :33 spowts. -Let ;;w;; me see; >_> what think xDD you of falling uWu in love? ->_> CEWIA. OwO Mawwy, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU do, to >_< make spowt withal; >_> but wuv nyo x3 man -uWu in ÚwÚ good earnest, nor nyo further uWu in spowt :3 nyeithew than with :33 safety -of :3 a puwe bwush xDD thou uWu mayst uWu in honour come x3 off ;;w;; again. -ROSALIND. >_> What UwU shaww be UwU ouw sport, ^w^ then? ->_> CEWIA. Let >_> us sit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 housewife :33 Fowtunye from her -wheew, :3 that her ^.^ gifts OwO may henceforth be uWu bestowed >_> equawwy. -ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we couwd UwU do so; fow her benyefits OwO awe >w< mightiwy -^w^ mispwaced; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> bountifuw ^w^ bwind OwO woman xDD doth UwU most ÚwÚ mistake uWu in her -^.^ gifts to ^w^ women. ->_> CEWIA. 'Tis true; fow UwU those :3 that ^.^ she x3 makes >w< faiw ^.^ she scawce x3 makes -xDD honyest; ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that ^.^ she x3 makes xDD honyest ^.^ she x3 makes xDD vewy -ill-favouredly. -ROSALIND. Nyay; nyow xDD thou ^.^ goest from Fowtunye's ^.^ office to UwU Nyatuwe's: -:33 Fowtunye OwO weigns uWu in ^.^ gifts of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, nyot uWu in x3 the >w< winyeaments of -Nature. - -Entew TOUCHSTONE - ->_> CEWIA. No; when ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath UwU made :3 a >w< faiw x3 cweatuwe, OwO may ^.^ she nyot ^.^ by -:33 Fowtunye faww x3 into x3 the fiwe? ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath UwU given >_> us wit to -fwout uWu at ÚwÚ Fowtunye, hath nyot :33 Fowtunye sent uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< foow to :3 cut x3 off -x3 the awgument? -ROSALIND. >w< Indeed, there >_> is :33 Fowtunye ^w^ too x3 hawd fow OwO Nyatuwe, when -:33 Fowtunye x3 makes Nyatuwe's natural x3 the cutter-off of Nyatuwe's >_< wit. ->_> CEWIA. Peradventure ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot Fowtunye's ^.^ wowk nyeithew, >_> but -Nyatuwe's, who pewceiveth UwU ouw natural :33 wits ^w^ too dull to reason of -xDD such >w< goddesses, ÚwÚ and hath sent ÚwÚ this natural fow UwU ouw ^.^ whetstonye; fow -awways x3 the dullness of x3 the >w< foow >_> is x3 the ^-^ whetstonye of x3 the wits. How -now, wit! x3 Whithew >w< wandew you? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Mistwess, xDD you ^w^ must come OwO away to x3 youw :33 fathew. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ Wewe xDD you UwU made x3 the :3 messengew? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by >_< minye honour; >_> but UwU I UwU was bid to come fow OwO you. -ROSALIND. Whewe :33 weawnyed xDD you :3 that ;;w;; oath, ^.^ foow? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Of :3 a xDD cewtain knight :3 that >w< swowe ^.^ by :33 his honour ;;w;; they :3 wewe -ÚwÚ good pancakes, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe ^.^ by :33 his honour x3 the mustawd UwU was nyaught. -Now I'll stand to :33 it, x3 the ÚwÚ pancakes :3 wewe xDD nyaught ÚwÚ and x3 the mustawd -UwU was UwU good, ÚwÚ and yet UwU was nyot x3 the knight forsworn. ->_> CEWIA. How ^-^ pwuv xDD you :3 that, uWu in x3 the great >_< heap of x3 youw knyowwedge? -ROSALIND. Ay, marry, nyow unmuzzle x3 youw wisdom. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Stand xDD you both fowth >w< nyow: ^w^ stwoke x3 youw UwU chins, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw -^.^ by x3 youw beards :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :3 a knave. ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ By UwU ouw ÚwÚ beawds, >_> if ^.^ we xDD had ÚwÚ them, xDD thou art. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ By x3 my ^.^ knyavewy, >_> if UwU I xDD had :33 it, xDD then UwU I were. OwO But >_> if xDD you ->_< sweaw ^.^ by :3 that :3 that >_> nyot, xDD you OwO awe nyot uWu fowswown; nyo ^.^ mowe UwU was ÚwÚ this -UwU knyight, swearing ^.^ by :33 his honyouw, fow ^.^ he >_< nyevew xDD had ÚwÚ any; ow >_> if ^.^ he -:33 had, ^.^ he xDD had sworn >w< it OwO away >w< befowe OwO evew ^.^ he saw UwU those pancackes ow -:3 that >_> mustawd. ->_> CEWIA. Prithee, who :3 is't :3 that xDD thou x3 mean'st? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Onye :3 that ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Fwedewick, x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, :3 wuvs. ->_> CEWIA. OwO My father's wuv >_> is enough to honour ^.^ him. ;;w;; Enyough, speak nyo -^.^ mowe of him; you'ww be x3 whipt fow taxation one of these days. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu The ^.^ mowe pity :3 that foows OwO may nyot speak wisely >_> what uWu wise -;;w;; men UwU do foowishwy. ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, xDD thou sayest true; fow xDD since x3 the xDD wittwe wit :3 that -foows uWu have UwU was OwO siwenced, x3 the xDD wittwe foowewy :3 that uWu wise ;;w;; men uWu have -x3 makes :3 a great show. :3 Hewe x3 comes ;;w;; Monsieuw Le uWu Beau. - -Entew ^-^ WE BEAU - -ROSALIND. With :33 his xDD mouth full of ;;w;; nyews. ->_> CEWIA. >_< Which ^.^ he xDD wiww put on >_> us >_< as ÚwÚ pigeons >w< feed uWu theiw ^w^ young. -ROSALIND. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we be >_< nyews-cwamm'd. ->_> CEWIA. All x3 the uWu bettew; ^.^ we UwU shaww be x3 the ^.^ mowe marketable. :33 Bon jour, -;;w;; Monsieuw Le uWu Beau. x3 What's x3 the nyews? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Faiw xDD Pwincess, xDD you uWu have wost much ÚwÚ good ;;w;; spowt. ->_> CEWIA. >_< Spowt! of >_> what xDD cowouw? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> What :33 cowouw, :33 madam? How UwU shaww UwU I answew you? -ROSALIND. ;;w;; As wit ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye :33 wiww. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :33 Ow >_< as x3 the Destinies decrees. ->_> CEWIA. Weww ÚwÚ said; :3 that UwU was laid on with :3 a trowel. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Nyay, >_> if UwU I >_< keep nyot x3 my wank- -ROSALIND. ^.^ Thou wosest >w< thy ;;w;; owd >_> smeww. -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> You amaze uWu me, wadies. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have told xDD you of ÚwÚ good -wrestling, which xDD you uWu have wost x3 the ^.^ sight uWu of. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Yet tell >_> us x3 the ^w^ mannyew of x3 the wwestwing. -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you x3 the beginnying, x3 and, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw -ladyships, xDD you OwO may >_> see x3 the ^w^ end; fow x3 the best >_> is yet to do; ÚwÚ and -UwU hewe, :3 whewe xDD you awe, ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD coming to x3 pewfowm :3 it. ->_> CEWIA. xDD Weww, x3 the beginnying, :3 that >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and buried. -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> Thewe x3 comes >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thwee ^.^ sons- ->_> CEWIA. UwU I couwd >_< match ÚwÚ this beginning with >w< an ;;w;; owd ^-^ tawe. -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Thwee OwO pwopew xDD young men, of :3 excewwent gwowth ÚwÚ and pwesence. -ROSALIND. With bills on uWu theiw necks: :3 'Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto aww ;;w;; men ^.^ by -these ;;w;; pwesents'- -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. uWu The eldest of x3 the >w< thwee wwestwed with Chawwes, x3 the Duke's -wrestler; which >_> Chawwes uWu in :3 a x3 moment OwO thwew :3 him, ÚwÚ and broke >w< thwee of -:33 his wibs, :3 that there >_> is xDD wittwe UwU hope of >w< wife uWu in ^.^ him. ^w^ So ^.^ he sewv'd -x3 the xDD second, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 the third. Yondew ;;w;; they wie; x3 the poor ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, x3 making xDD such ^w^ pitifuw xDD dowe uvw them :3 that aww x3 the -x3 behowdews OwO take :33 his ÚwÚ pawt with ^.^ weeping. -ROSALIND. ^-^ Awas! -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. OwO But >_> what >_> is x3 the sport, monsieur, :3 that x3 the ^.^ wadies uWu have -lost? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Why, ÚwÚ this :3 that UwU I speak uWu of. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Thus ;;w;; men OwO may gwow wiser every x3 day. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD fiwst time -:3 that OwO evew UwU I heard breaking of OwO wibs UwU was spowt fow wadies. ->_> CEWIA. :33 Ow I, UwU I promise thee. -ROSALIND. OwO But >_> is there xDD any >_> ewse OwO wongs to >_> see ÚwÚ this xDD bwoken uWu music uWu in -:33 his :33 sides? Is there yet anyothew x3 dotes ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ wib-bweaking? Shall ^.^ we ->_> see ÚwÚ this wrestling, cousin? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> You ;;w;; must, >_> if xDD you xDD stay ^.^ hewe; fow OwO hewe >_> is x3 the :33 pwace -uWu appointed fow x3 the wrestling, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe ready to x3 pewfowm :3 it. ->_> CEWIA. xDD Yondew, x3 suwe, ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 coming. Let >_> us nyow xDD stay ÚwÚ and >_> see :3 it. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, LORDS, OWWANDO, -CHAWWES, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -x3 FWEDEWICK. :3 Come xDD on; xDD since x3 the :33 youth xDD wiww nyot be entreated, :33 his UwU own -peril on :33 his forwardness. -ROSALIND. Is yonder x3 the man? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. Even xDD he, UwU madam. ->_> CEWIA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ young; yet ^.^ he :33 wooks successfuwwy. -x3 FWEDEWICK. How now, daughter ÚwÚ and x3 cousin! ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 cwept ÚwÚ hithew to ->_> see x3 the wrestling? -ROSALIND. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; UwU so uWu pwease xDD you UwU give >_> us >_< weave. -x3 FWEDEWICK. >_> You xDD wiww OwO take xDD wittwe delight uWu in :33 it, UwU I ^.^ can tell UwU you, -there >_> is xDD such ^w^ odds uWu in x3 the man. ^w^ In pity of x3 the chawwengew's :33 youth -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu dissuade :3 him, >_> but ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be :3 entweated. ^w^ Speak to -:3 him, ^w^ wadies; >_> see >_> if xDD you ^.^ can move ^.^ him. ->_> CEWIA. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him hithew, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Monsieuw Le uWu Beau. -x3 FWEDEWICK. Do so; I'll nyot be by. -xDD [DUKE :3 FWEDEWICK xDD goes apart] -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. ;;w;; Monsieuw x3 the x3 Chawwengew, x3 the Pwincess ;;w;; cawws fow OwO you. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_< attend them with aww wespect ÚwÚ and duty. -ROSALIND. Young ^w^ man, uWu have xDD you challeng'd >_> Chawwes x3 the OwO wwestwew? ->_< OWWANDO. :3 Nyo, >w< faiw Princess; ^.^ he >_> is x3 the general ÚwÚ chawwengew. UwU I come ->_> but x3 in, >_< as ;;w;; othews UwU do, to >_> twy with ^.^ him x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of x3 my >_< youth. ->_> CEWIA. Young gentweman, x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe ^w^ too bold fow x3 youw years. ->_> You uWu have :3 seen UwU cwuew xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ this :33 man's >_> stwength; >_> if xDD you saw ->_> youwsewf with x3 youw ^w^ eyes, ow UwU knyew >_> youwsewf with x3 youw ^.^ judgment, x3 the -feaw of x3 youw adventuwe ^.^ wouwd counsel xDD you to :3 a ^.^ mowe equal -enterprise. We pray UwU you, fow x3 youw UwU own ^w^ sake, to >_< embwace x3 youw UwU own -:33 safety ÚwÚ and UwU give uvw ÚwÚ this attempt. -ROSALIND. UwU Do, xDD young siw; x3 youw >_< weputation UwU shaww nyot >_< thewefowe be -:3 mispwised: ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make >w< it UwU ouw >_> suit to x3 the >w< Duke :3 that x3 the -wwestwing ^w^ might nyot OwO go :33 fowwawd. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, punyish ;;w;; me nyot with x3 youw x3 hawd thoughts, -wherein UwU I x3 confess ;;w;; me much guiwty to UwU deny UwU so >w< faiw ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent -^.^ wadies xDD any >_> thing. OwO But wet x3 youw >w< faiw eyes ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe wishes OwO go -with ;;w;; me to x3 my xDD twiaw; wherein >_> if UwU I be x3 foiw'd there >_> is >_> but one -;;w;; sham'd :3 that UwU was >_< nyevew xDD gwacious; >_> if ^.^ kiww'd, >_> but one >_< dead :3 that >_> is -^.^ wiwwing to be :3 so. UwU I UwU shaww UwU do x3 my ^w^ fwiends nyo wwong, fow UwU I uWu have >_< nyonye -to wament OwO me; x3 the wowwd nyo injuwy, fow uWu in >w< it UwU I uWu have uWu nyothing; >w< onwy -uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU I ^w^ fiww x3 up :3 a pwace, which OwO may be xDD bettew x3 suppwied when -UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< it >_< empty. -ROSALIND. uWu The xDD wittwe ÚwÚ stwength :3 that UwU I have, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe with -OwO you. ->_> CEWIA. xDD And >_< minye to eke x3 out hers. -ROSALIND. >w< Fawe xDD you well. >_> Pway heaven UwU I be >_> deceiv'd uWu in you! ->_> CEWIA. uWu Youw heart's desiwes be with you! -x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ Come, :3 whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this xDD young OwO gawwant :3 that >_> is UwU so ^.^ desiwous to ->_< wie with :33 his mothew ^w^ eawth? ->_< OWWANDO. >_> Weady, siw; >_> but :33 his xDD wiww hath uWu in >w< it :3 a ^.^ mowe :3 modest working. -x3 FWEDEWICK. >_> You UwU shaww >_> twy >_> but one UwU faww. -x3 CHAWWES. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw >_> Gwace, xDD you UwU shaww nyot entweat ^.^ him to :3 a -xDD second, :3 that uWu have UwU so >w< mightiwy >w< pewsuaded ^.^ him from :3 a fiwst. ->_< OWWANDO. >_> You >_> mean to ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me :3 aftew; xDD you >_> shouwd nyot uWu have mock'd ;;w;; me -befowe; >_> but come x3 youw uWu ways. -ROSALIND. >_> Nyow, Hercules be >w< thy speed, xDD young ;;w;; man! ->_> CEWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_> invisibwe, to catch x3 the >w< stwong fewwow ^.^ by x3 the -^-^ weg. ^w^ [They wrestle] -ROSALIND. x3 O :3 excewwent xDD young ;;w;; man! ->_> CEWIA. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a thundewbowt uWu in >_< minye >_< eye, UwU I ^.^ can tell who >_> shouwd -down. -[CHARLES >_> is ^.^ thwown. Shout] -x3 FWEDEWICK. No >_> mowe, nyo more. ->_< OWWANDO. Yes, UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw Grace; UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet weww OwO bweath'd. -x3 FWEDEWICK. How dost UwU thou, ^w^ Chawwes? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot :3 speak, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 FWEDEWICK. ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him xDD away. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :33 nyame, xDD young man? ->_< OWWANDO. >_> Owwando, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; x3 the xDD youngest >_< son of Sir OwO Wowwand UwU de -ÚwÚ Boys. -x3 FWEDEWICK. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been >_< son to x3 some x3 man ewse. -uWu The wowwd esteem'd >w< thy >w< fathew >_> honyouwabwe, -OwO But UwU I uWu did find ^.^ him still >_< minye enemy. -^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have xDD bettew pleas'd ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this OwO deed, -UwU Hadst xDD thou >_> descended from anyothew ÚwÚ house. -OwO But ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; xDD thou awt :3 a OwO gawwant uWu youth; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst told ;;w;; me of anyothew :33 fathew. -Exeunt ^w^ DUKE, twain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ WE BEAU ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, x3 coz, ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU do :3 this? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe OwO pwoud to be Sir ^w^ Wowwand's x3 son, -ÚwÚ His xDD youngest >_< son- ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot change :3 that x3 cawwing -;;w;; To be adopted heir to Frederick. -ROSALIND. OwO My >w< fathew :3 wov'd Sir OwO Wowwand >_< as :33 his x3 souw, -xDD And aww x3 the wowwd UwU was of x3 my father's xDD mind; -xDD Had UwU I >w< befowe ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ this xDD young x3 man :33 his x3 son, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have UwU given ^.^ him tears >w< unto :33 entweaties -Ere ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO thus uWu have ventur'd. ->_> CEWIA. ^w^ Gentwe OwO cousin, -Let >_> us OwO go >_> thank :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU encouwage him; -OwO My father's OwO wough ÚwÚ and envious uWu disposition ->_> Sticks ;;w;; me uWu at ;;w;; heawt. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have weww deserv'd; -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >_< keep x3 youw ÚwÚ pwomises uWu in wuv -OwO But >_< justwy >_< as xDD you uWu have ^w^ exceeded aww ;;w;; pwomise, -uWu Youw mistwess UwU shaww be ^-^ happy. -ROSALIND. Gentweman, >_> [Giving ^.^ him :3 a uWu chain from her neck] -:3 Weaw ÚwÚ this fow OwO me; one x3 out of ^w^ suits with fowtunye, -:33 That couwd UwU give >_> mowe, >_> but :3 that her uWu hand lacks means. -Shall ^.^ we x3 go, >_< coz? ->_> CEWIA. uWu Ay. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, >w< faiw :3 gentweman. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU Can UwU I nyot >_> say ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank ^-^ you'? OwO My xDD bettew parts -^w^ Awe aww :33 thwown down; ÚwÚ and :3 that which OwO hewe >w< stands x3 up -Is >_> but :3 a quintain, :3 a mere wifewess block. -ROSALIND. >w< He ;;w;; cawws >_> us back. OwO My >_< pwide UwU feww with x3 my fortunes; -I'll ^w^ ask ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he would. Did xDD you >_> caww, UwU siw? -UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have wwestwed weww, ÚwÚ and overthrown -uWu Mowe than x3 youw enemies. ->_> CEWIA. Will xDD you x3 go, >_< coz? -ROSALIND. :3 Have with OwO you. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -Exeunt ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA ->_< OWWANDO. >_> What passion uWu hangs these ^w^ weights ;;w;; upon x3 my ^.^ tongue? -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak to hew, yet ^.^ she ;;w;; uwg'd conference. -x3 O poor >_> Owwando, xDD thou awt >_< uvwthwown! -:33 Ow >_> Chawwes ow ^-^ something weaker >w< mastews thee. - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ WE BEAU - -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ fwiendship counsel xDD you -;;w;; To OwO weave ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. Awbeit xDD you uWu have OwO desewv'd -xDD High :33 commendation, true appwause, ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD such >_> is nyow x3 the Duke's condition -:33 That ^.^ he UwU misconstwues aww :3 that xDD you uWu have ^-^ donye. -uWu The >w< Duke >_> is ;;w;; humowous; >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 indeed, -uWu Mowe ^w^ suits xDD you to :33 conceive than UwU I to speak uWu of. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, siw; ÚwÚ and pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me :33 this: ->_< Which of x3 the >w< two UwU was daughter of x3 the >w< Duke -:33 That OwO hewe UwU was uWu at x3 the wrestling? -^-^ WE :33 BEAU. >_> Nyeithew :33 his ^w^ daughtew, >_> if ^.^ we OwO judge ^.^ by mannyews; -OwO But ^w^ yet, :33 indeed, x3 the smaller >_> is :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; -uWu The othew >_> is daughter to x3 the banyish'd ;;w;; Duke, -xDD And OwO hewe detain'd ^.^ by her usuwping uWu uncwe, -;;w;; To >_< keep :33 his daughter company; x3 whose loves -^w^ Awe ÚwÚ deawew than x3 the natural :3 bond of sistews. -OwO But UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you :3 that of wate ÚwÚ this >w< Duke ->_< Hath >_> ta'en >_< dispweasuwe uWu 'gainst :33 his ^-^ gentwe UwU nyiece, ->w< Gwounded ;;w;; upon nyo othew :33 awgument -OwO But :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe praise her fow her uWu viwtues -xDD And pity her fow her ÚwÚ good father's >_< sake; -^.^ And, on x3 my :3 wife, :33 his malice uWu 'gainst x3 the uWu wady -Will ;;w;; suddenwy bweak forth. UwU Siw, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -^.^ Heweaftew, uWu in :3 a xDD bettew wowwd than uWu this, -UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe ^.^ mowe wuv ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge of OwO you. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I xDD west much :33 bounden to uWu you; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -uWu Exit ^-^ WE BEAU -^-^ Thus ^w^ must UwU I from x3 the >_< smoke x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ smothew; -Fwom tyrant >w< Duke >w< unto :3 a tyrant ^-^ bwothew. -OwO But ^-^ heavenwy Rosalind! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace - -Entew xDD CEWIA ÚwÚ and ROSALIND - ->_> CEWIA. Why, x3 cousin! >w< why, Rosalind! x3 Cupid uWu have mercy! -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a word? -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyot one to ^-^ thwow uWu at :3 a :33 dog. ->_> CEWIA. :3 Nyo, >w< thy wowds OwO awe ^w^ too >_< pwecious to be ;;w;; cast OwO away ;;w;; upon curs; -^-^ thwow x3 some of them uWu at OwO me; come, :3 wame ;;w;; me with weasons. -ROSALIND. UwU Then there :3 wewe >w< two cousins laid up, when x3 the one >_> shouwd -be wam'd with weasons ÚwÚ and x3 the othew ^-^ mad ^-^ without ÚwÚ any. ->_> CEWIA. OwO But >_> is aww ÚwÚ this fow x3 youw father? -ROSALIND. :3 Nyo, x3 some of >w< it >_> is fow x3 my chiwd's :33 fathew. >_< O, >w< how full of -bwiews >_> is ÚwÚ this >_> wowking-day ;;w;; wowwd! ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ They OwO awe >_> but ^.^ buws, OwO cousin, :33 thwown ;;w;; upon uWu thee uWu in x3 howiday ->_> foowewy; >_> if ^.^ we UwU wawk nyot uWu in x3 the UwU twodden >_< paths, UwU ouw xDD vewy ;;w;; petticoats -xDD wiww catch OwO them. -ROSALIND. UwU I couwd ;;w;; shake them x3 off x3 my ^.^ coat: these ^-^ buws OwO awe uWu in x3 my -;;w;; heawt. ->_> CEWIA. x3 Hem them xDD away. -ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; twy, >_> if UwU I couwd cwy ÚwÚ 'hem' ÚwÚ and uWu have ^.^ him. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ Come, come, wrestle with >w< thy >_> affections. -ROSALIND. >_< O, ;;w;; they OwO take x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a xDD bettew wwestwew than :3 mysewf. ->_> CEWIA. >_< O, :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; upon you! >_> You xDD wiww >_> twy uWu in time, uWu in ;;w;; despite of -:3 a UwU faww. But, ;;w;; tuwnying these jests x3 out of sewvice, wet >_> us tawk uWu in -ÚwÚ good >w< eawnyest. Is >w< it ÚwÚ possibwe, on xDD such :3 a x3 sudden, xDD you >_> shouwd faww -x3 into UwU so >w< stwong :3 a UwU wiking with ;;w;; owd Sir ^w^ Wowwand's xDD youngest uWu son? -ROSALIND. uWu The >w< Duke x3 my >w< fathew :3 wov'd :33 his >w< fathew deawwy. ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ Doth >w< it >_< thewefowe ensue :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd wuv :33 his >_< son dearly? -^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu kind of OwO chase UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ hate :3 him, fow x3 my >w< fathew hated :33 his ->w< fathew ^-^ deawwy; yet UwU I ^-^ hate nyot Owwando. -ROSALIND. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, ^-^ hate ^.^ him >_> nyot, fow x3 my sake. ->_> CEWIA. Why >_> shouwd UwU I ^w^ nyot? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he nyot OwO desewve ^.^ weww? - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, with ;;w;; WOWDS - -ROSALIND. Let ;;w;; me wuv ^.^ him fow :33 that; ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD you wuv ^.^ him uWu because UwU I -xDD do. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the uWu Duke. ->_> CEWIA. With :33 his eyes full of OwO angew. -x3 FWEDEWICK. Mistwess, dispatch xDD you with x3 youw >_< safest xDD haste, -xDD And get xDD you from UwU ouw >_< couwt. -ROSALIND. >_> Me, xDD uncwe? -x3 FWEDEWICK. >_< You, :33 cousin. -OwO Within these ;;w;; ten OwO days >_> if :3 that xDD thou UwU beest >_> found -^w^ So nyeaw UwU ouw public court >_< as ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; miwes, -^.^ Thou ^.^ diest fow :3 it. -ROSALIND. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, -Let ;;w;; me x3 the >_< knyowwedge of x3 my ;;w;; fauwt UwU beaw with x3 me. -;;w;; If with mysewf UwU I howd ^w^ intewwigence, -:33 Ow uWu have >_< acquaintance with >_< minye UwU own desires; -;;w;; If :3 that UwU I UwU do nyot x3 dweam, ow be nyot OwO fwantic- -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do :33 twust UwU I ^w^ am nyot- >w< then, uWu deaw uWu uncwe, -xDD Nyevew UwU so much >_< as uWu in :3 a xDD thought xDD unbown -Did UwU I ^-^ offend x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -x3 FWEDEWICK. ^-^ Thus UwU do aww :33 twaitows; -;;w;; If uWu theiw purgation uWu did consist uWu in wowds, -^-^ They OwO awe >_< as innocent >_< as xDD gwace itself. -Let >w< it x3 suffice uWu thee :3 that UwU I :33 twust uWu thee not. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Yet x3 youw xDD mistwust ;;w;; cannyot >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a traitor. -Teww ;;w;; me wheweon x3 the likelihood depends. -x3 FWEDEWICK. ^.^ Thou awt >w< thy father's ;;w;; daughtew; there's enyough. -ROSALIND. xDD SO UwU was UwU I when x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> took :33 his ^.^ dukedom; -^w^ So UwU was UwU I when x3 youw >_> Highnyess banyish'd ^.^ him. -Treason >_> is nyot inherited, x3 my wowd; -:3 Ow, >_> if ^.^ we uWu did >w< dewive >w< it from UwU ouw OwO fwiends, -x3 What's :3 that to me? OwO My >w< fathew UwU was nyo traitor. -Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me nyot UwU so much -;;w;; To think x3 my uWu puvwty >_> is treacherous. ->_> CEWIA. >_< Deaw sovereign, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -x3 FWEDEWICK. Ay, Cewia; ^.^ we OwO stay'd her fow x3 youw ^w^ sake, -^-^ Ewse xDD had ^.^ she with her >w< fathew :3 wang'd >_> awong. ->_> CEWIA. UwU I uWu did nyot xDD then entweat to uWu have her >_< stay; -^.^ It UwU was x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU own ^-^ wemowse; -UwU I UwU was ^w^ too xDD young :3 that time to value hew, -OwO But nyow UwU I ^.^ knyow her. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be :3 a traitor, -Why UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I: ^.^ we still uWu have slept together, ->_< Wose uWu at >w< an ÚwÚ instant, ^w^ weawn'd, ^.^ pway'd, eat together; -xDD And x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ we OwO went, ^.^ wike :33 Junyo's >_< swans, -UwU Stiww ^.^ we OwO went coupwed ÚwÚ and insepawabwe. -x3 FWEDEWICK. :33 She >_> is ^w^ too >_> subtwe fow ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and her smoothness, -:3 Hew xDD vewy :3 siwence ÚwÚ and her patience, -^w^ Speak to x3 the >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they pity her. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a xDD foow. :33 She robs uWu thee of >w< thy UwU nyame; -xDD And xDD thou wiwt x3 show ^.^ mowe uWu bwight ÚwÚ and xDD seem ^.^ mowe virtuous -x3 When ^.^ she >_> is ;;w;; gonye. UwU Then open nyot >w< thy x3 wips. -;;w;; Fiwm ÚwÚ and OwO iwwevocabwe >_> is x3 my >_< doom ->_< Which UwU I uWu have :33 pass'd ;;w;; upon >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is xDD banyish'd. ->_> CEWIA. :33 Pwonyounce :3 that xDD sentence, >w< then, on uWu me, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive x3 out of her UwU company. -x3 FWEDEWICK. >_> You OwO awe :3 a xDD foow. >_< You, UwU nyiece, provide OwO youwsewf. -;;w;; If xDD you outstay x3 the time, ;;w;; upon >_< minye honyouw, -xDD And uWu in x3 the :33 gweatnyess of x3 my word, xDD you die. -Exeunt ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS ->_> CEWIA. x3 O x3 my poor Rosalind! x3 Whithew wiwt xDD thou >w< go? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou change fathers? UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee ^w^ minye. -UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee be nyot xDD thou ^.^ mowe >w< gwiev'd than UwU I am. -ROSALIND. UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe OwO cause. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_> nyot, :33 cousin. -UwU Pwithee be cheewfuw. Knyow'st xDD thou nyot x3 the >w< Duke ->_< Hath banyish'd uWu me, :33 his daughter? -ROSALIND. :33 That ^.^ he hath not. ->_> CEWIA. :3 Nyo, hath ^w^ nyot? >_> Wosawind lacks, >w< then, x3 the wuv ->_< Which uWu teacheth uWu thee :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am onye. -Shall ^.^ we be uWu sund'wed? Shall ^.^ we >_> pawt, x3 sweet :33 giww? -No; wet x3 my >w< fathew >_> seek anyothew ÚwÚ heiw. -Therefore >w< devise with ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ we OwO may fly, -x3 Whithew to x3 go, ÚwÚ and >_> what to UwU beaw with us; -xDD And UwU do nyot >_> seek to OwO take x3 youw :3 chawge ;;w;; upon UwU you, -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 youw griefs yourself, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me out; -For, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ heaven, nyow uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ sowwows pawe, -x3 Say >_> what xDD thou x3 canst, I'll OwO go :3 awong with thee. -ROSALIND. Why, :33 whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? ->_> CEWIA. ;;w;; To >_> seek x3 my :33 uncwe uWu in x3 the Forest of ^.^ Awden. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what danger xDD wiww >w< it be to us, -Maids >_< as ^.^ we awe, to travel fowth UwU so ÚwÚ faw! -^w^ Beauty provoketh thieves :33 soonyew than ;;w;; gowd. ->_> CEWIA. I'll put mysewf uWu in poor ÚwÚ and >_> mean xDD attiwe, -xDD And with :3 a uWu kind of x3 umbew smiwch x3 my face; -uWu The ^.^ wike UwU do uWu you; UwU so UwU shaww ^.^ we pass along, -xDD And >_< nyevew stir ;;w;; assaiwants. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot better, ->_< Because :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common uWu taww, -:33 That UwU I uWu did >_> suit ;;w;; me aww x3 points ^.^ wike :3 a man? -^-^ A OwO gawwant cuwtwe-axe ;;w;; upon x3 my >w< thigh, -^-^ A boar spear uWu in x3 my xDD hand; and- uWu in x3 my >_< heawt -Lie there >_> what ^-^ hidden xDD woman's feaw there ;;w;; wiww- -^-^ We'ww uWu have :3 a swashing ÚwÚ and :3 a martial :3 outside, -;;w;; As UwU many othew ;;w;; mannyish ^w^ cowawds uWu have -:33 That UwU do outface >w< it with uWu theiw sembwances. ->_> CEWIA. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I caww uWu thee when xDD thou awt :3 a man? -ROSALIND. I'll uWu have nyo xDD wowse :3 a xDD nyame than Juv's UwU own page, -xDD And >_< thewefowe wook xDD you caww ;;w;; me Ganymede. -OwO But >_> what xDD wiww xDD you be call'd? ->_> CEWIA. xDD Something :3 that hath :3 a UwU wefewence to x3 my state: -No longer :3 Cewia, >_> but ^w^ Awienya. -ROSALIND. But, OwO cousin, >_> what >_> if ^.^ we :3 assay'd to ^.^ steaw -uWu The ^.^ cwownyish >w< foow x3 out of x3 youw father's ^w^ couwt? -Wouwd ^.^ he nyot be :3 a uWu comfowt to UwU ouw travel? ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ He'ww OwO go :3 awong ^-^ o'ew x3 the uWu wide wowwd with OwO me; -Weave ;;w;; me awonye to ^.^ woo ^.^ him. :3 Wet's away, -xDD And get UwU ouw :3 jewews ÚwÚ and UwU ouw weawth together; -ÚwÚ Devise x3 the OwO fittest time ÚwÚ and >_< safest uWu way -;;w;; To hide >_> us from pursuit :3 that xDD wiww be UwU made ->w< Aftew x3 my fwight. Now OwO go ^.^ we uWu in :3 content -;;w;; To >w< wibewty, ÚwÚ and nyot to >_> banyishment. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The Forest of ^.^ Awden - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE SENIOR, >_< AMIENS, ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee LORDS, ^.^ wike >_< fowestews - -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_> Nyow, x3 my co-mates ÚwÚ and bwothews uWu in >w< exiwe, ->_< Hath nyot ;;w;; owd ;;w;; custom UwU made ÚwÚ this >w< wife ^.^ mowe x3 sweet -Than :3 that of painted uWu pomp? ^w^ Awe nyot these :33 woods -uWu Mowe fwee from peril than x3 the envious ^w^ couwt? -:3 Hewe x3 feew ^.^ we nyot x3 the penalty of UwU Adam, -uWu The uWu seasons' difference; >_< as x3 the >_< icy fang -xDD And churlish chiding of x3 the winter's ;;w;; wind, ->_< Which when >w< it ^w^ bites ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; body, -Even >w< tiww UwU I >w< shwink with >_< cowd, UwU I ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and >_> say -'This >_> is nyo fwattewy; these OwO awe ;;w;; counsewwows -:33 That feelingly :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I :3 am.' -ÚwÚ Sweet OwO awe x3 the x3 uses of advewsity, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; toad, ugwy ÚwÚ and venomous, -xDD Weaws yet :3 a >_< pwecious jewel uWu in :33 his head; -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU ouw :3 wife, >_> exempt from public :3 haunt, -Finds tongues uWu in trees, uWu books uWu in x3 the wunnying :33 bwooks, -^.^ Sewmons uWu in ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good uWu in evewything. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot change :3 it. -AMIENS. Happy >_> is x3 youw >_> Gwace, -:33 That ^.^ can UwU twanswate x3 the stubbornness of :3 fowtunye -^.^ Into UwU so :33 quiet ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 sweet :3 a UwU stywe. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO go ÚwÚ and OwO kiww >_> us venison? -xDD And yet >w< it irks ;;w;; me x3 the poor dappwed :3 foows, -uWu Being OwO nyative buwghews of ÚwÚ this desewt city, -Should, uWu in uWu theiw UwU own x3 confinyes, with forked heads -:3 Have uWu theiw ;;w;; wound ^-^ haunches gor'd. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu The ^-^ mewanchowy ^-^ Jaques grieves uWu at :33 that; -^.^ And, uWu in :3 that ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ sweaws xDD you UwU do ^.^ mowe usuwp -Than xDD doth x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew :3 that hath banyish'd OwO you. -OwO To-day x3 my Lord of >_> Amiens ÚwÚ and mysewf -Did ^.^ steaw x3 behind ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he uWu way :3 awong -;;w;; Undew >w< an ÚwÚ oak x3 whose >w< antique ^.^ woot peeps x3 out ->_> Upon x3 the >w< bwook :3 that >_< bwawws :3 awong ÚwÚ this wood! -;;w;; To x3 the which :33 pwace :3 a poor sequest'red stag, -:33 That from x3 the >_< huntew's aim xDD had >_> ta'en :3 a hurt, -Did come to :33 wanguish; x3 and, :33 indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu The wwetched ^w^ anyimaw ^.^ heav'd fowth xDD such groans -:33 That uWu theiw ;;w;; dischawge uWu did stretch :33 his weathewn >_> coat -Awmost to x3 buwsting; ÚwÚ and x3 the big ;;w;; wound tears -ÚwÚ Couws'd one anyothew down :33 his innocent x3 nyose -^w^ In ^.^ piteous ^-^ chase; ÚwÚ and OwO thus x3 the haiwy x3 foow, -Much :3 mawked of x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy >w< Jaques, -^w^ Stood on x3 th' extremest ;;w;; vewge of x3 the UwU swift ÚwÚ bwook, -Augmenting >w< it with >w< teaws. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. OwO But >_> what uWu said ;;w;; Jaques? -Did ^.^ he nyot :33 mowawize ÚwÚ this spectacwe? -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_< O, :3 yes, x3 into :3 a thousand OwO simiwes. -^.^ Fiwst, fow :33 his weeping x3 into x3 the >_> nyeedwess ÚwÚ stweam: -'Poor deer,' quoth ^.^ he ;;w;; 'thou xDD mak'st :3 a testament -;;w;; As OwO wowwdwings UwU do, ^.^ giving >w< thy >w< sum of ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To :3 that which xDD had ^w^ too UwU much.' Then, ^.^ being there ^-^ awonye, -Left ÚwÚ and ^-^ abandonyed of :33 his vewvet friends: -''Tis wight'; quoth ^.^ he >_< 'thus misery xDD doth ÚwÚ pawt -uWu The xDD fwux of company.' ;;w;; Anyon, :3 a xDD cawewess x3 hewd, -Full of x3 the ;;w;; pastuwe, >_> jumps :3 awong ^.^ by ^.^ him -xDD And >_< nyevew uWu stays to x3 gweet ^.^ him. UwU 'Ay,' quoth ^-^ Jaques ->w< 'Sweep ;;w;; on, xDD you :33 fat ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweasy citizens; -'Tis >w< just x3 the fashion. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do xDD you wook ->_> Upon :3 that poor ÚwÚ and xDD bwoken >w< bankwupt ^-^ thewe?' -^-^ Thus UwU most >_< invectivewy ^.^ he ^.^ piewceth ^w^ thwough -uWu The >w< body of x3 the country, city, xDD couwt, -Yea, ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw :33 wife; swearing :3 that ^.^ we -^w^ Awe mere ;;w;; usuwpews, x3 tywants, ÚwÚ and UwU what's ^-^ wowse, -;;w;; To :33 fwight x3 the :3 anyimaws, ÚwÚ and to OwO kiww them x3 up -^w^ In uWu theiw UwU assign'd ÚwÚ and OwO nyative xDD dwewwing-pwace. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. xDD And uWu did xDD you OwO weave ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO contempwation? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. We ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, weeping ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commenting ->_> Upon x3 the :3 sobbing deew. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the pwace; -UwU I wuv to cope ^.^ him uWu in these UwU suwwen fits, -For xDD then uWu he's full of :3 mattew. -uWu FIWST WOWD. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to ^.^ him stwaight. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, with ;;w;; WOWDS - -x3 FWEDEWICK. UwU Can >w< it be OwO possibwe :3 that nyo x3 man saw them? -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; x3 some x3 viwwains of x3 my court -^w^ Awe of >_< consent ÚwÚ and sufferance uWu in UwU this. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot hear of xDD any :3 that uWu did >_> see her. -uWu The x3 wadies, her ^.^ attendants of her chamber, -^.^ Saw her abed, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the mownying early -^-^ They >_> found x3 the x3 bed untreasur'd of uWu theiw ^w^ mistwess. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^.^ woynyish :3 cwown, uWu at ÚwÚ whom UwU so ;;w;; oft -uWu Youw Gwace UwU was UwU wont to >w< waugh, >_> is awso ^-^ missing. -Hispewia, x3 the >_> Pwincess' gentwewoman, -xDD Confesses :3 that ^.^ she secwetwy o'erheard -uWu Youw daughter ÚwÚ and her xDD cousin much ÚwÚ commend -uWu The parts ÚwÚ and uWu gwaces of x3 the wwestwew -:33 That uWu did >_> but :3 watewy ÚwÚ foiw x3 the sinyewy >_> Chawwes; -xDD And ^.^ she >_< bewieves, ^.^ whewevew ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< gonye, -:33 That :33 youth >_> is x3 suwewy uWu in uWu theiw UwU company. -x3 FWEDEWICK. >_< Send to :33 his bwothew; :3 fetch :3 that OwO gawwant hithew. -;;w;; If ^.^ he be uWu absent, ;;w;; bwing :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew to OwO me; -I'll >_< make ^.^ him find ^.^ him. Do ÚwÚ this uWu suddenwy; -xDD And wet nyot ^-^ seawch ÚwÚ and inquisition quail -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing again these >_< foowish >w< wunyaways. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^.^ Befowe OLIVER'S ;;w;; house - -Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and ADAM, meeting - ->_< OWWANDO. Who's OwO thewe? -uWu ADAM. What, x3 my xDD young ÚwÚ mastew? x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe x3 mastew! -x3 O x3 my x3 sweet x3 mastew! x3 O xDD you ^w^ memowy -Of ;;w;; owd Sir OwO Wowwand! Why, >_> what >_< make xDD you hewe? -Why OwO awe xDD you >w< viwtuous? Why UwU do OwO peopwe wuv you? -xDD And ^-^ whewefowe OwO awe xDD you gentwe, :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< vawiant? -Why ^.^ wouwd xDD you be UwU so fond to uWu uvwcome -uWu The ^w^ bonny prizer of x3 the humorous Duke? -uWu Youw praise >_> is come ^w^ too >w< swiftwy ^.^ home >w< befowe OwO you. -xDD Knyow xDD you >_> nyot, ^.^ mastew, to x3 some uWu kind of ;;w;; men -^-^ Theiw uWu gwaces serve them >_> but >_< as enyemies? -No ^.^ mowe UwU do x3 youws. uWu Youw viwtues, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ mastew, -^w^ Awe ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and >w< howy traitors to OwO you. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a wowwd >_> is uWu this, when >_> what >_> is >_> comewy -Envenyoms ^.^ him :3 that bears :3 it! ->_< OWWANDO. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -uWu ADAM. x3 O xDD unhappy xDD youth! -:3 Come nyot within these uWu doows; within ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ woof -uWu The ;;w;; enyemy of aww x3 youw uWu gwaces ^.^ wives. -uWu Youw bwothew- no, nyo bwothew; yet x3 the >_< son- -ÚwÚ Yet nyot x3 the son; UwU I xDD wiww nyot caww ^.^ him >_< son -Of ^.^ him UwU I UwU was about to caww :33 his ^-^ fathew- ->_< Hath heard x3 youw UwU pwaises; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he means -;;w;; To buwn x3 the ;;w;; wodging :3 whewe xDD you use to wie, -xDD And xDD you within :3 it. ;;w;; If ^.^ he fail of :3 that, ->w< He xDD wiww uWu have othew means to :3 cut xDD you :33 off; -UwU I uvwheawd ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ pwactices. -This >_> is nyo pwace; ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_> is >_> but :3 a >w< butchewy; -Abhor :33 it, feaw :33 it, UwU do nyot enter :3 it. ->_< OWWANDO. Why, whither, UwU Adam, wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me >w< go? -uWu ADAM. No ;;w;; mattew whither, UwU so xDD you come nyot hewe. ->_< OWWANDO. What, wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me OwO go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg x3 my ^w^ food, -:33 Ow with :3 a UwU base ÚwÚ and UwU boist'wous xDD swowd enforce -^-^ A thievish UwU wiving on x3 the ^w^ common road? -This UwU I ^w^ must UwU do, ow ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to do; -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do, UwU do >w< how UwU I ;;w;; can. -UwU I rather xDD wiww x3 subject ;;w;; me to x3 the malice -Of :3 a :3 divewted :3 bwood ÚwÚ and bwoody ^-^ bwothew. -uWu ADAM. OwO But UwU do nyot :3 so. UwU I uWu have five :3 hundwed :33 cwowns, -uWu The :33 thwifty uWu hiwe UwU I >w< sav'd :33 undew x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ->_< Which UwU I uWu did OwO stowe to be x3 my >_> fostew-nyuwse, -x3 When OwO sewvice >_> shouwd uWu in x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 wimbs >_< wie ;;w;; wame, -xDD And unwegawded age uWu in ^-^ cownyews ^.^ thwown. -^.^ Take :3 that, ÚwÚ and >w< He :3 that xDD doth x3 the wavens UwU feed, -Yea, :3 pwovidentwy caters fow x3 the ^.^ spawwow, -^w^ Be uWu comfowt to x3 my >_> age! :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the x3 gowd; -All ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU give OwO you. Let ;;w;; me be x3 youw sewvant; -;;w;; Though UwU I wook :3 owd, yet UwU I ^w^ am >w< stwong ÚwÚ and OwO wusty; -For uWu in x3 my :33 youth UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did apply -Hot ÚwÚ and webewwious ÚwÚ wiquows uWu in x3 my bwood, -x3 Nyow uWu did nyot with unbashfuw forehead ^.^ woo -uWu The means of ^.^ weaknyess ÚwÚ and OwO debiwity; -Therefore x3 my age >_> is >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ wusty UwU wintew, -^.^ Fwosty, >_> but >w< kindwy. Let ;;w;; me OwO go with uWu you; -I'll UwU do x3 the OwO sewvice of :3 a :3 youngew x3 man -^w^ In aww x3 youw business ÚwÚ and uWu nyecessities. ->_< OWWANDO. x3 O ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, >w< how weww uWu in uWu thee >_> appeaws -uWu The ^w^ constant OwO sewvice of x3 the >w< antique ^w^ wowwd, -x3 When OwO sewvice UwU sweat fow >_< duty, nyot fow meed! -^.^ Thou awt nyot fow x3 the fashion of these xDD times, -Whewe >_< nyonye xDD wiww UwU sweat >_> but fow pwomotion, -xDD And xDD having :3 that UwU do >_< choke uWu theiw OwO sewvice x3 up -Even with x3 the having; >w< it >_> is nyot UwU so with thee. -But, poor ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, xDD thou :3 pwun'st :3 a wotten twee -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot UwU so much >_< as :3 a :3 bwossom yield -^w^ In ÚwÚ wieu of aww >w< thy ^w^ pains ÚwÚ and husbandwy. -OwO But come >w< thy >w< ways, we'll OwO go :3 awong together, -xDD And ere ^.^ we uWu have >w< thy youthfuw UwU wages xDD spent -^-^ We'ww >w< wight ;;w;; upon x3 some ^-^ settwed wow OwO content. -uWu ADAM. ^-^ Mastew, OwO go xDD on; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow x3 the -;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast :3 gasp, with uWu twuth ÚwÚ and loyalty. -Fwom seventeen years >w< tiww nyow almost ÚwÚ fouw-scowe -:3 Hewe >_< wived I, >_> but nyow ^w^ wive OwO hewe nyo more. -At seventeen years UwU many uWu theiw fowtunyes seek, -OwO But uWu at ^w^ fouwscowe >w< it >_> is ^w^ too wate :3 a xDD week; -ÚwÚ Yet :3 fowtunye ;;w;; cannyot recompense ;;w;; me xDD bettew -Than to ^-^ die weww ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my xDD mastew's ÚwÚ debtow. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -uWu The Forest of ^.^ Awden - -Entew ROSALIND fow :3 GANYMEDE, xDD CEWIA fow AWIENyA, ÚwÚ and CWOWN alias TOUCHSTONE - -ROSALIND. x3 O Jupiter, >w< how ÚwÚ weawy OwO awe x3 my spiwits! -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I Cawe nyot fow x3 my ^.^ spiwits, >_> if x3 my UwU wegs :3 wewe nyot weawy. -ROSALIND. UwU I couwd find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to xDD disgwace x3 my :33 man's ^w^ appawew, -ÚwÚ and to cwy ^.^ wike :3 a >_< woman; >_> but UwU I ^w^ must uWu comfowt x3 the weaker ^w^ vessew, >_< as -^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose ought to x3 show itsewf xDD couwageous to :33 petticoat; -OwO thewefowe, couwage, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Awienya. ->_> CEWIA. UwU I pray xDD you UwU beaw with OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go nyo fuwthew. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I xDD had rather UwU beaw with xDD you than UwU beaw uWu you; -yet UwU I >_> shouwd UwU beaw nyo OwO cwoss >_> if UwU I uWu did UwU beaw uWu you; fow UwU I think xDD you -uWu have nyo monyey uWu in x3 youw purse. -ROSALIND. :3 Weww,. ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the Forest of ^.^ Awden. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Ay, nyow ^w^ am UwU I uWu in >_< Awden; x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< foow x3 I; when UwU I UwU was uWu at -^.^ home UwU I UwU was uWu in :3 a xDD bettew pwace; >_> but ÚwÚ twavewwews ^w^ must be OwO content. - -Entew COWIN ÚwÚ and OwO SIWVIUS - -ROSALIND. Ay, be >_> so, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Touchstonye. Wook UwU you, who x3 comes UwU hewe, :3 a -xDD young x3 man ÚwÚ and >w< an ;;w;; owd uWu in solemn ^-^ tawk. -CORIN. :33 That >_> is x3 the uWu way to >_< make her ^w^ scown xDD you xDD stiww. -^.^ SIWVIUS. x3 O >w< Cowin, :3 that xDD thou x3 knyew'st >w< how UwU I UwU do wuv >_> hew! -CORIN. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy guess; fow UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ere now. -^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyo, >w< Cowin, ^.^ being :3 owd, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot ÚwÚ guess, -;;w;; Though uWu in >w< thy :33 youth xDD thou >w< wast >_< as true :3 a wuvw -;;w;; As OwO evew xDD sigh'd ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; midnyight ÚwÚ piwwow. -OwO But >_> if >w< thy wuv :3 wewe OwO evew ^.^ wike to >_> minye, -;;w;; As >_< suwe UwU I think uWu did >_< nyevew x3 man wuv >_> so, -How UwU many ;;w;; actions UwU most ^w^ widicuwous -Hast xDD thou :33 been drawn to ^.^ by >w< thy >w< fantasy? -CORIN. ^.^ Into :3 a thousand :3 that UwU I uWu have forgotten. -^.^ SIWVIUS. >_< O, xDD thou :33 didst xDD then >_< nyevew wuv UwU so heawtiwy! -;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ wememb'west nyot x3 the uWu swightest >w< fowwy -:33 That OwO evew wuv uWu did >_< make uWu thee >w< wun into, -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot lov'd; -:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou x3 hast nyot sat >_< as UwU I UwU do now, -Weawing >w< thy ^.^ heawew uWu in >w< thy >_< mistwess' >_< pwaise, -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot lov'd; -:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou x3 hast nyot broke from >_< company -Abruptly, >_< as x3 my passion nyow x3 makes uWu me, -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot >_> wov'd. -x3 O ^-^ Phebe, ^-^ Phebe, ;;w;; Phebe! uWu Exit Silvius -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Awas, poor OwO shephewd! searching of >w< thy ^-^ wound, -UwU I uWu have ^.^ by x3 hawd adventuwe >_> found >_< minye own. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD And UwU I ^w^ minye. UwU I UwU wemembew, when UwU I UwU was uWu in xDD wuv, UwU I broke x3 my -xDD swowd ;;w;; upon :3 a OwO stonye, ÚwÚ and bid ^.^ him OwO take :3 that fow xDD coming a-nyight to -^w^ Janye ^.^ Smiwe; ÚwÚ and UwU I remember x3 the xDD kissing of her OwO batwew, ÚwÚ and x3 the -:33 cow's ;;w;; dugs :3 that her OwO pwetty x3 chopt ^.^ hands xDD had UwU miwk'd; ÚwÚ and UwU I remember -x3 the :33 wooing of ;;w;; peascod ^w^ instead of >w< hew; from ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> took >w< two >_> cods, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ giving her them OwO again, uWu said with weeping tears 'Weaw these -fow x3 my sake.' We :3 that OwO awe true ^w^ wuvws >w< wun x3 into ;;w;; stwange uWu capews; ->_> but >_< as aww >_> is >w< mowtaw uWu in nyatuwe, UwU so >_> is aww ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in wuv >w< mowtaw -uWu in ^w^ fowwy. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st wiser than xDD thou awt OwO wawe uWu of. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Nyay, UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew be OwO wawe of >_< minye UwU own wit >w< tiww UwU I bweak -x3 my >_< shins OwO against :3 it. -ROSALIND. Juv, >_> Juv! ÚwÚ this shepherd's passion -Is much ;;w;; upon x3 my fashion. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD And minye; >_> but >w< it gwows ^-^ something ÚwÚ stawe with x3 me. ->_> CEWIA. UwU I pray UwU you, one of xDD you ;;w;; question :33 yond x3 man -;;w;; If ^.^ he fow gowd xDD wiww UwU give >_> us xDD any ;;w;; food; -UwU I ÚwÚ faint almost to death. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Howwa, xDD you uWu cwown! -ROSALIND. uWu Peace, foow; uWu he's nyot >w< thy ÚwÚ Ensman. -CORIN. Who cawws? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Youw betters, sir. -CORIN. ^-^ Ewse OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD vewy x3 wwetched. -ROSALIND. uWu Peace, UwU I :3 say. ^-^ Good even to UwU you, :3 fwiend. -CORIN. xDD And to UwU you, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and to xDD you all. -ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, shepherd, >_> if :3 that wuv ow gowd -UwU Can uWu in ÚwÚ this desewt :33 pwace UwU buy ^w^ entewtainment, -Bring >_> us :3 whewe ^.^ we OwO may xDD west ouwsewves ÚwÚ and OwO feed. ->_> Hewe's :3 a xDD young >_< maid with travel much >w< oppwess'd, -xDD And >_> faints fow x3 succouw. -CORIN. Faiw ^w^ siw, UwU I pity hew, -xDD And wish, fow her ÚwÚ sake ^.^ mowe than fow >_< minye OwO own, -OwO My fowtunyes :3 wewe ^.^ mowe able to xDD wewieve >w< hew; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am xDD shephewd to anyothew ^w^ man, -xDD And UwU do nyot shear x3 the >_> fweeces :3 that UwU I gwaze. -OwO My >_< mastew >_> is of churlish uWu disposition, -xDD And xDD wittwe recks to find x3 the uWu way to heaven -^-^ By xDD doing >_< deeds of ^-^ hospitawity. -:33 Besides, :33 his cote, :33 his >_> fwocks, ÚwÚ and bounds of UwU feed, -^w^ Awe nyow on sale; ÚwÚ and uWu at UwU ouw UwU sheepcote now, -^-^ By reason of :33 his >_> absence, there >_> is >_< nyothing -:33 That xDD you xDD wiww >w< feed xDD on; >_> but >_> what ;;w;; is, come see, -xDD And uWu in x3 my uWu voice UwU most wewcome UwU shaww xDD you >w< be. -ROSALIND. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he :3 that UwU shaww UwU buy :33 his ^.^ fwock ÚwÚ and :33 pastuwe? -CORIN. :33 That xDD young :3 swain :3 that xDD you saw OwO hewe >_> but >w< ewewhiwe, -:33 That xDD wittwe ÚwÚ cawes fow UwU buying xDD any >_> thing. -ROSALIND. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, >_> if >w< it stand with :3 honyesty, -xDD Buy xDD thou x3 the cottage, ;;w;; pastuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU fwock, -xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have to x3 pay fow >w< it of >_> us. ->_> CEWIA. xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww mend >w< thy wages. UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this pwace, -xDD And ^w^ wiwwingwy couwd uWu waste x3 my time uWu in :3 it. -CORIN. >w< Assuwedwy x3 the ^.^ thing >_> is to be UwU sowd. -Go with OwO me; >_> if xDD you ^.^ wike ;;w;; upon wepowt -uWu The ^w^ soiw, x3 the >w< pwofit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu kind of :3 wife, -UwU I xDD wiww x3 youw xDD vewy faithfuw ;;w;; feedew be, -xDD And UwU buy >w< it with x3 youw gowd >w< wight ÚwÚ suddenwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -Entew >_< AMIENS, >w< JAQUES, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -OwO SONG -AMIENS. ;;w;; Undew x3 the greenwood twee -Who loves to >_< wie with uWu me, -xDD And turn :33 his ^.^ mewwy ^-^ nyote -uWu Unto x3 the x3 sweet bird's throat, -:3 Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. -:3 Hewe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> see -No ;;w;; enyemy -OwO But winter ÚwÚ and OwO wough weather. - -JAQUES. :33 Mowe, >_> mowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, more. -AMIENS. ^.^ It xDD wiww >_< make xDD you UwU mewanchowy, ;;w;; Monsieuw >_< Jaques. -JAQUES. UwU I >_> thank :3 it. :33 Mowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, more. UwU I ^.^ can uWu suck ^-^ mewanchowy -x3 out of :3 a song, >_< as :3 a weasel :33 sucks ;;w;; eggs. :33 Mowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, more. -AMIENS. OwO My uWu voice >_> is ^-^ wagged; UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu pwease OwO you. -JAQUES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ desiwe xDD you to uWu pwease OwO me; UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe xDD you to ;;w;; sing. -^.^ Come, mowe; anyothew uWu stanzo. ;;w;; Caww xDD you x3 'em >_> stanzos? -AMIENS. >_> What xDD you :33 wiww, ;;w;; Monsieuw >_< Jaques. -JAQUES. Nyay, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow uWu theiw >w< nyames; ;;w;; they >_> owe ;;w;; me OwO nyothing. Will -xDD you UwU sing? -AMIENS. uWu Mowe uWu at x3 youw request than to uWu pwease :3 mysewf. -JAQUES. Weww >w< then, >_> if OwO evew UwU I >_> thank xDD any ^w^ man, I'll >_> thank uWu you; >_> but -:3 that ;;w;; they caww compliment >_> is ^.^ wike x3 th' x3 encountew of >w< two :33 dog-apes; -ÚwÚ and when :3 a x3 man thanks ;;w;; me UwU heawtiwy, uWu methinks uWu have UwU given ^.^ him :3 a -penny, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he wendews ;;w;; me x3 the beggarly :33 thanks. ^.^ Come, UwU sing; ÚwÚ and xDD you -:3 that xDD wiww >_> nyot, howd x3 youw tongues. -AMIENS. xDD Weww, I'll >w< end x3 the :33 song. uWu Siws, UwU cuvw x3 the while; x3 the >w< Duke -xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink :33 undew ÚwÚ this :33 twee. >w< He hath :33 been aww ÚwÚ this day to wook -OwO you. -JAQUES. xDD And UwU I uWu have :33 been aww ÚwÚ this day to avoid ^.^ him. >w< He >_> is to -xDD disputabwe fow x3 my UwU company. UwU I think of >_< as UwU many uWu mattews >_< as he; >_> but -UwU I UwU give heaven thanks, ÚwÚ and >_< make nyo boast of OwO them. ^.^ Come, ^-^ wawbwe, -x3 come. - -OwO SONG ->w< [Aww togethew here] - -Who xDD doth ^-^ ambition x3 shun, -xDD And loves to ^w^ wive :33 i' x3 th' sun, -UwU Seeking x3 the OwO food ^.^ he ^w^ eats, -xDD And pleas'd with >_> what ^.^ he xDD gets, -:3 Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. -:3 Hewe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> see -No ;;w;; enyemy -OwO But winter ÚwÚ and OwO wough weather. - -JAQUES. I'll UwU give xDD you :3 a >_> vewse to ÚwÚ this ^-^ nyote :3 that UwU I UwU made ;;w;; yestewday uWu in -;;w;; despite of x3 my invention. -AMIENS. xDD And I'll ^.^ sing :3 it. -JAQUES. ^-^ Thus >w< it goes: - -;;w;; If >w< it UwU do come to pass -:33 That xDD any x3 man turn ass, -^.^ Weaving :33 his weawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ ease -^-^ A ^-^ stubbown xDD wiww to please, -:3 Ducdame, ducdame, xDD ducdame; -:3 Hewe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> see -Gross foows >_< as xDD he, -^-^ An >_> if ^.^ he xDD wiww come to x3 me. - -AMIENS. x3 What's :3 that >_< 'ducdame'? -JAQUES. 'Tis :3 a Gweek invocation, to caww foows x3 into :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcwe. I'll -OwO go sweep, >_> if UwU I can; >_> if UwU I cannot, I'll waiw OwO against aww x3 the -uWu fiwst-bown of :3 Egypt. -AMIENS. xDD And I'll OwO go >_> seek x3 the ^-^ Duke; :33 his :33 banquet >_> is prepar'd. -Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and :3 ADAM - -uWu ADAM. >_< Deaw ^.^ mastew, UwU I ^.^ can OwO go nyo fuwthew. >_< O, UwU I ^-^ die fow >w< food! :3 Hewe >_< wie -UwU I ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and UwU measuwe x3 out x3 my x3 gwave. UwU Faweweww, uWu kind master. ->_< OWWANDO. Why, >w< how now, uWu Adam! No :33 gweatew >_< heawt uWu in thee? Wive :3 a -UwU wittwe; uWu comfowt :3 a UwU wittwe; cheer >w< thysewf :3 a ^.^ wittwe. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_< uncouth ->_< fowest yield ;;w;; anything uWu savage, UwU I xDD wiww xDD eithew be OwO food fow >w< it ow -;;w;; bwing >w< it fow OwO food to thee. x3 Thy conceit >_> is nyeawew :33 death than >w< thy -xDD powews. For x3 my ÚwÚ sake be comfortable; howd :33 death ^-^ awhiwe uWu at x3 the -OwO awm's OwO end. UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewe be with x3 the ^-^ pwesentwy; ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee -nyot ^-^ something to uWu eat, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee OwO weave to :3 die; >_> but >_> if xDD thou -^.^ diest >w< befowe UwU I come, xDD thou awt :3 a uWu mockew of x3 my uWu wabouw. Weww ^-^ said! -xDD thou wook'st >_> cheewwy; ÚwÚ and I'll be with uWu thee >w< quickwy. ÚwÚ Yet xDD thou -wiest uWu in x3 the bleak air. ^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw uWu thee to x3 some shelter; -ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt nyot ^-^ die fow ^.^ wack of :3 a xDD dinnyew, >_> if there ^w^ wive -;;w;; anything uWu in ÚwÚ this desert. >_< Cheewwy, ÚwÚ good uWu Adam! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -uWu The >_< fowest - -^-^ A tabwe uWu set OwO out. Entew ÚwÚ DUKE SENIOR, >_< AMIENS, ÚwÚ and LORDS, ^.^ wike ;;w;; outwaws - -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. UwU I think ^.^ he be ^.^ twansfowm'd x3 into :3 a beast; -For UwU I ^.^ can nyowhewe find ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a man. -uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is >_> but even nyow >_> gonye OwO hence; -:3 Hewe UwU was ^.^ he >_> mewwy, hearing of :3 a :33 song. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; If xDD he, compact of :3 jaws, gwow musicaw, -We UwU shaww uWu have x3 showtwy ^-^ discowd uWu in x3 the spheres. -Go >_> seek him; tell ^.^ him UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with ^.^ him. - -Entew JAQUES - -uWu FIWST WOWD. >w< He >w< saves x3 my labour ^.^ by :33 his UwU own ;;w;; appwoach. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Why, >w< how now, :3 monsieuw! >_> what :3 a >w< wife >_> is uWu this, -:33 That x3 youw poor ^w^ fwiends ^w^ must ^.^ woo x3 youw :3 company? -What, xDD you wook mewwiwy! -JAQUES. ^-^ A x3 foow, :3 a foow! UwU I >w< met :3 a >w< foow :33 i' x3 th' uWu fowest, -^-^ A motwey xDD foow. ^-^ A >w< misewabwe ;;w;; wowwd! -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do ^w^ wive ^.^ by ^w^ food, UwU I >w< met :3 a x3 foow, -Who laid ^.^ him down ÚwÚ and OwO bask'd ^.^ him uWu in x3 the sun, -xDD And UwU waiw'd on xDD Wady :33 Fowtunye uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ tewms, -^w^ In ÚwÚ good uWu set tewms- ÚwÚ and yet :3 a motwey xDD foow. -x3 'Good morrow, foow,' quoth x3 I; x3 'Nyo, :33 siw,' quoth xDD he, -uWu 'Caww ;;w;; me nyot >w< foow >w< tiww heaven hath sent ;;w;; me ^.^ fowtunye.' -xDD And xDD then ^.^ he >w< dwew :3 a OwO diaw from :33 his >w< poke, -^.^ And, ^w^ wooking on >w< it with lack-lustre >_< eye, -^w^ Says xDD vewy wisely, 'It >_> is ;;w;; ten o'clock; -^-^ Thus ^.^ we OwO may ;;w;; see,' quoth xDD he, ^w^ 'how x3 the wowwd ^w^ wags; -'Tis >_> but >w< an >_> houw ^w^ ago xDD since >w< it UwU was ^w^ nyinye; -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew one >_> houw ^.^ mowe 'twill be :3 eweven; -xDD And >_> so, from >_> houw to ^-^ houw, ^.^ we ripe ÚwÚ and xDD wipe, -xDD And >w< then, from >_> houw to ^-^ houw, ^.^ we uWu wot ÚwÚ and wot; -xDD And theweby uWu hangs :3 a xDD tawe.' x3 When UwU I uWu did hear -uWu The motwey >w< foow OwO thus :3 mowaw on x3 the time, -OwO My >w< wungs began to x3 cwow ^.^ wike >_< chanticweew -:33 That foows >_> shouwd be UwU so >_> deep OwO contempwative; -xDD And UwU I uWu did laugh x3 sans intewmission -^-^ An >_> houw ^.^ by :33 his diaw. x3 O x3 nyobwe foow! -^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy foow! x3 Motwey's x3 the >w< onwy weaw. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_> What >w< foow >_> is :3 this? -JAQUES. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy foow! x3 Onye :3 that hath :33 been :3 a couwtiew, -xDD And says, >_> if ^.^ wadies be >_> but xDD young ÚwÚ and faiw, -^-^ They uWu have x3 the ^w^ gift to ^.^ knyow uWu it; ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his :3 bwain, ->_< Which >_> is >_< as xDD dwy >_< as x3 the ^.^ wemaindew biscuit ->w< Aftew :3 a >_> voyage, ^.^ he hath ;;w;; stwange pwaces cramm'd -With ^.^ obsewvation, x3 the which ^.^ he vents -^w^ In OwO mangwed fowms. x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a foow! -UwU I ^w^ am :3 ambitious fow :3 a motwey coat. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have onye. -JAQUES. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my >w< onwy ^.^ suit, -ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that xDD you >_< weed x3 youw xDD bettew ^.^ judgments -Of aww opinyion :3 that gwows rank uWu in them -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am uWu wise. UwU I ^w^ must uWu have ^w^ wibewty -Withaw, >_< as large :3 a ÚwÚ chawtew >_< as x3 the ;;w;; wind, -;;w;; To ^w^ bwow on ÚwÚ whom UwU I please, fow UwU so foows uWu have; -xDD And ;;w;; they :3 that OwO awe UwU most galled with x3 my >_> fowwy, -^-^ They UwU most ^w^ must x3 waugh. xDD And >w< why, ^w^ siw, ^w^ must ;;w;; they so? -uWu The >w< why >_> is uWu pwain >_< as uWu way to x3 pawish church: ->w< He :3 that :3 a >w< foow xDD doth xDD vewy wisely ;;w;; hit -^-^ Doth xDD vewy >_> foowishwy, awthough ^.^ he xDD smawt, -ÚwÚ Nyot to xDD seem senseless of x3 the x3 bob; >_> if >_> nyot, -uWu The uWu wise :33 man's >w< fowwy >_> is ^-^ anyatomiz'd -Even ^.^ by x3 the squand'wing >_> gwances of x3 the xDD foow. -^-^ Invest ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my motley; UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -;;w;; To speak x3 my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough ->_< Cweanse x3 the fouw >w< body of x3 th' xDD infected ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 patientwy receive x3 my ÚwÚ medicinye. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >w< Fie on uWu thee! UwU I ^.^ can tell >_> what xDD thou wouldst xDD do. -JAQUES. What, fow :3 a countew, ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU do >_> but good? -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. :3 Most Mischievous fouw ^w^ sin, uWu in chiding sin; -For xDD thou >w< thysewf x3 hast :33 been :3 a ^w^ wibewtinye, -;;w;; As sensual >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ bwutish ÚwÚ sting >_< itsewf; -xDD And aww x3 th' :33 embossed x3 sowes ÚwÚ and :3 headed ;;w;; eviws -:33 That xDD thou with x3 wicense of fwee :33 foot x3 hast caught -Wouldst xDD thou disgowge x3 into x3 the general wowwd. -JAQUES. Why, who x3 cwies x3 out on >_< pwide -:33 That ^.^ can thewein ÚwÚ tax xDD any >_> pwivate x3 pawty? -^-^ Doth >w< it nyot fwow >_< as hugely >_< as x3 the :33 sea, -Tiww :3 that x3 the wearer's xDD vewy means UwU do ^-^ ebb? ->_> What OwO woman uWu in x3 the UwU city UwU do UwU I xDD nyame -x3 When :3 that UwU I >_> say x3 the city-woman bears -uWu The >_> cost of pwinces on >_< unwowthy >_> shouwdews? -Who ^.^ can come uWu in ÚwÚ and >_> say :3 that UwU I >_> mean hew, -x3 When xDD such :3 a one >_< as ^.^ she xDD such >_> is her nyeighbouw? -:33 Ow >_> what >_> is ^.^ he of ^w^ basest ^.^ function -:33 That ;;w;; says :33 his ÚwÚ bwavewy >_> is nyot on x3 my >w< cost, -^w^ Thinking :3 that UwU I >_> mean :3 him, >_> but thewein ^w^ suits -ÚwÚ His >w< fowwy to x3 the mettle of x3 my ÚwÚ speech? ->_> Thewe >w< then! >w< how ^w^ then? >_> what ^w^ then? Let ;;w;; me >_> see wherein -OwO My >_> tongue hath wrong'd :33 him: >_> if >w< it UwU do ^.^ him wight, -UwU Then ^.^ he hath wrong'd :33 himsewf; >_> if ^.^ he be >w< fwee, -Why xDD then x3 my :33 taxing ^.^ wike :3 a >w< wiwd-goose flies, -^w^ Uncwaim'd of xDD any man. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew OWWANDO with :33 his xDD swowd drawn - ->_< OWWANDO. Forbear, ÚwÚ and eat nyo more. -JAQUES. Why, UwU I uWu have eat >_< nyonye >_> yet. ->_< OWWANDO. x3 Nyow shalt >_> nyot, >w< tiww ;;w;; nyecessity be serv'd. -JAQUES. Of >_> what uWu kind >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this >_> cock come UwU of? -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Awt xDD thou OwO thus >_< bowden'd, ^w^ man, ^.^ by >w< thy distress? -:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a wude despisew of ÚwÚ good :3 mannyews, -:33 That uWu in uWu civiwity xDD thou :3 seem'st UwU so empty? ->_< OWWANDO. >_> You touch'd x3 my ;;w;; vein uWu at first: x3 the >_> thowny :33 point -Of OwO bawe distress hath >_> ta'en from ;;w;; me x3 the x3 show -Of x3 smooth >_< civiwity; yet arn UwU I inland bwed, -xDD And ^.^ knyow x3 some ;;w;; nyuwtuwe. OwO But fowbeaw, UwU I say; ->w< He dies :3 that >_> touches xDD any of ÚwÚ this ^w^ fwuit -Tiww UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my affairs OwO awe answered. -JAQUES. ^-^ An xDD you xDD wiww nyot be x3 answew'd with weason, UwU I ^w^ must die. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have? uWu Youw ^-^ gentwenyess UwU shaww force -uWu Mowe than x3 youw force move >_> us to xDD gentwenyess. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I almost ^-^ die fow ^w^ food, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 it. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. xDD Sit down ÚwÚ and UwU feed, ÚwÚ and wewcome to UwU ouw ;;w;; tabwe. ->_< OWWANDO. ^w^ Speak xDD you UwU so ÚwÚ gentwy? ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU I pray uWu you; -UwU I xDD thought :3 that aww ^.^ things xDD had :33 been x3 savage UwU hewe, -xDD And >_< thewefowe put UwU I on x3 the >_< countenyance -Of xDD stewn :33 commandment. OwO But whate'er xDD you OwO awe -:33 That uWu in ÚwÚ this desewt xDD inyaccessibwe, -;;w;; Undew x3 the shade of ^-^ mewanchowy :3 boughs, ->_< Wose ÚwÚ and >_> nyegwect x3 the xDD cweeping >_> houws of time; -;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you uWu have >_> wook'd on xDD bettew uWu days, -;;w;; If OwO evew :33 been :3 whewe UwU bewws uWu have knyoww'd to :33 chuwch, -;;w;; If OwO evew sat uWu at xDD any ÚwÚ good :33 man's OwO feast, -;;w;; If OwO evew from x3 youw >_> eyewids wip'd :3 a tear, -xDD And ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to pity ÚwÚ and be >_< pitied, -Let ^-^ gentwenyess x3 my >w< stwong UwU enfowcement be; -^w^ In x3 the which UwU hope UwU I blush, ÚwÚ and hide x3 my ^-^ swowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; Twue >_> is >w< it :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen xDD bettew uWu days, -xDD And uWu have with >w< howy beww :33 been knyoww'd to :33 chuwch, -xDD And sat uWu at ÚwÚ good men's feasts, ÚwÚ and wip'd UwU ouw eyes -Of ^.^ dwops :3 that uWu sacwed pity hath engend'wed; -xDD And >_< thewefowe sit xDD you down uWu in gentwenyess, -xDD And OwO take ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ command >_> what OwO hewp ^.^ we uWu have -:33 That to x3 youw ^-^ wanting OwO may be >_> minyist'wed. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU Then >_> but ÚwÚ fowbeaw x3 youw OwO food :3 a xDD wittwe while, -Whiwes, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ doe, UwU I OwO go to find x3 my ^.^ fawn, -xDD And UwU give >w< it x3 food. >_> Thewe >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd poor x3 man -Who ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; me hath UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ weawy :33 step -OwO Wimp'd uWu in puwe love; >w< tiww ^.^ he be xDD fiwst :33 suffic'd, -xDD Oppwess'd with >w< two xDD weak uWu eviws, age ÚwÚ and hungew, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 touch :3 a xDD bit. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Go find ^.^ him OwO out. -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< nyothing uWu waste >w< tiww xDD you wetuwn. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_> thank ye; ÚwÚ and be bwest fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good comfort! -uWu Exit -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^.^ Thou seest ^.^ we OwO awe nyot aww awonye >w< unhappy: -This uWu wide ÚwÚ and ^-^ unyivewsaw uWu theatwe -Presents ^.^ mowe ^.^ woefuw xDD pageants than x3 the scene -^-^ Whewein ^.^ we :33 pway ^.^ in. -JAQUES. All x3 the OwO wowwd's :3 a ^w^ stage, -xDD And aww x3 the ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women mewewy pwayews; -^-^ They uWu have uWu theiw >_> exits ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ÚwÚ entwances; -xDD And one x3 man uWu in :33 his time plays UwU many xDD pawts, -ÚwÚ His acts ^.^ being ÚwÚ seven :3 ages. At xDD fiwst x3 the >_< infant, -UwU Mewwing ÚwÚ and ^w^ puking uWu in x3 the nurse's arms; -UwU Then x3 the >_< whinying ^.^ schoow-boy, with :33 his OwO satchew -xDD And >_< shinying mownying >w< face, xDD cweeping ^.^ wike snail -^-^ Unwiwwingwy to school. xDD And xDD then x3 the ^.^ wuvw, -OwO Sighing ^.^ wike furnace, with :3 a ^.^ woefuw >w< bawwad -Made to :33 his >_< mistwess' eyebwow. UwU Then :3 a sowdiew, -Full of ;;w;; stwange oaths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beawded ^.^ wike x3 the pard, -OwO Jeawous uWu in honyouw, ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^w^ quick uWu in quarrel, -UwU Seeking x3 the bubble >_< weputation -Even uWu in x3 the >w< cannyon's xDD mouth. xDD And xDD then x3 the justice, -^w^ In >w< faiw ;;w;; wound bewwy with ÚwÚ good ^.^ capon >w< win'd, -With eyes severe ÚwÚ and ^w^ beawd of formal :3 cut, -Full of uWu wise saws ÚwÚ and modern ^w^ instances; -xDD And UwU so ^.^ he plays :33 his part. uWu The uWu sixth age ^.^ shifts -^.^ Into x3 the lean ÚwÚ and ^-^ swippew'd ^-^ pantawoon, -With x3 spectacwes on x3 nyose ÚwÚ and pouch on side, -ÚwÚ His youthfuw OwO hose, weww ^.^ sav'd, :3 a wowwd ^w^ too uWu wide -For :33 his UwU shwunk >_> shank; ÚwÚ and :33 his big xDD manwy voice, -UwU Tuwnying again toward chiwdish treble, xDD pipes -xDD And whistles uWu in :33 his UwU sound. UwU Wast scene of all, -:33 That uWu ends ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; eventfuw history, -Is second chiwdishnyess ÚwÚ and mere obwivion; -x3 Sans teeth, x3 sans ^w^ eyes, x3 sans x3 taste, x3 sans every >_> thing. - -^.^ We-entew OWWANDO with :3 ADAM - -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >_< Wewcome. Set down x3 youw venerable buwden. -xDD And wet ^.^ him OwO feed. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_> thank xDD you UwU most fow ^.^ him. -uWu ADAM. ^w^ So xDD had xDD you need; -UwU I scawce ^.^ can speak to >_> thank xDD you fow :3 mysewf. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Wewcome; faww ;;w;; to. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> twoubwe xDD you -;;w;; As yet to ;;w;; question xDD you about x3 youw fortunes. -Give >_> us x3 some >_> music; x3 and, ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, ;;w;; sing. - -OwO SONG -Blow, blow, xDD thou winter ;;w;; wind, -^.^ Thou awt nyot UwU so :3 unkind -;;w;; As :33 man's x3 ingwatitude; -x3 Thy ^.^ tooth >_> is nyot UwU so keen, ->_< Because xDD thou awt nyot uWu seen, -Awthough >w< thy UwU bweath be UwU wude. -Heigh-ho! ^.^ sing heigh-ho! >w< unto x3 the green >_> howwy. -:3 Most ÚwÚ fwiendship >_> is feigning, UwU most >w< woving mere ^w^ fowwy. -Then, heigh-ho, x3 the >_> howwy! -This >w< wife >_> is UwU most >w< jowwy. - -Freeze, >_> fweeze, xDD thou UwU bittew :3 sky, -:33 That dost nyot ^-^ bite UwU so ^.^ nyigh -;;w;; As benyefits :3 fowgot; -;;w;; Though xDD thou x3 the watews wawp, -x3 Thy ÚwÚ sting >_> is nyot UwU so ^-^ shawp -;;w;; As :33 fwiend ^-^ wememb'wed not. -Heigh-ho! ^w^ sing, &c. - -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; If :3 that xDD you :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ good Sir ^w^ Wowwand's x3 son, -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have whisper'd x3 faithfuwwy xDD you uWu wewe, -xDD And >_< as >_< minye ^w^ eye xDD doth :33 his >_< effigies >_> witnyess -:3 Most :33 twuwy >w< wimn'd ÚwÚ and UwU wiving uWu in x3 youw >w< face, -^w^ Be :33 twuwy wewcome hithew. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >w< Duke -:33 That :3 wov'd x3 youw :33 fathew. uWu The residue of x3 youw fowtunye, -Go to x3 my cave ÚwÚ and tell x3 me. ^-^ Good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -^.^ Thou awt >w< wight wewcome >_< as >w< thy >_< mastew >w< is. -Suppowt ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the awm. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, -xDD And wet ;;w;; me aww x3 youw fowtunyes :33 undewstand. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE FWEDEWICK, x3 OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS - -x3 FWEDEWICK. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> see ^.^ him since! UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -OwO But :3 wewe UwU I nyot x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt UwU made mercy, -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot >_> seek >w< an absent :33 awgument -Of x3 my UwU wevenge, xDD thou :33 pwesent. OwO But wook to >w< it: -UwU Find x3 out >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ he is; -;;w;; Seek ^.^ him with :33 candwe; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him >_< dead ow UwU wiving -OwO Within ÚwÚ this twelvemonth, ow turn xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To >_> seek :3 a UwU wiving uWu in UwU ouw tewwitowy. -x3 Thy ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things :3 that xDD thou dost caww ^.^ thinye -Wowth seizure UwU do ^.^ we x3 seize x3 into UwU ouw ^.^ hands, -Tiww xDD thou ;;w;; canst ^.^ quit uWu thee ^.^ by >w< thy brother's xDD mouth -Of >_> what ^.^ we think OwO against thee. -OwO OWIVEW. x3 O :3 that x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU knyew x3 my >_< heawt uWu in x3 this! -UwU I >_< nyevew :3 wov'd x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu in x3 my life. -x3 FWEDEWICK. uWu Mowe viwwain thou. xDD Weww, :3 push ^.^ him x3 out of uWu doows; -xDD And wet x3 my ^w^ officews of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ nyatuwe -^-^ Make >w< an ^-^ extent ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and wands. -Do ÚwÚ this expedientwy, ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him uWu going. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew OWWANDO, with :3 a paper - ->_< OWWANDO. Hang thewe, x3 my vewse, uWu in >_> witnyess of x3 my love; -xDD And UwU thou, >w< thwice-cwownyed xDD Queen of >w< Nyight, ;;w;; suwvey -With >w< thy >w< chaste >_< eye, from >w< thy pawe sphewe xDD abuv, -x3 Thy >_> huntwess' xDD nyame :3 that x3 my full >w< wife xDD doth sway. -x3 O Rosalind! these trees UwU shaww be x3 my books, -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw barks x3 my >_< thoughts I'll :3 chawactew, -:33 That every ^w^ eye which uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowest :33 wooks -Shall >_> see >w< thy viwtue xDD witnyess'd every x3 whewe. -Run, uWu wun, OwO Owwando; ^w^ cawve on every tree, -uWu The faiw, x3 the chaste, ÚwÚ and >w< unyexpwessive ^w^ she. uWu Exit - -Entew COWIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE - -CORIN. xDD And >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you ÚwÚ this shepherd's :3 wife, >_< Mastew >_< Touchstonye? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, shepherd, uWu in wespect of itself, >w< it >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good -:33 wife; >_> but uWu in wespect :3 that >w< it >_> is :3 a shepherd's :3 wife, >w< it >_> is nought. -^w^ In wespect :3 that >w< it >_> is UwU sowitawy, UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it xDD vewy well; >_> but uWu in -wespect :3 that >w< it >_> is pwivate, >w< it >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ viwe life. Now uWu in -wespect >w< it >_> is uWu in x3 the >w< fiewds, >w< it xDD pweaseth ;;w;; me well; >_> but uWu in wespect ->w< it >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, >w< it >_> is UwU tedious. ;;w;; As >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ spawe :3 wife, -wook UwU you, >w< it ^w^ fits x3 my humouw well; >_> but >_< as there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe pwenty -uWu in :33 it, >w< it xDD goes much OwO against x3 my :33 stomach. Hast xDD any x3 phiwosophy uWu in -ÚwÚ thee, :3 shephewd? -CORIN. No ^.^ mowe >_> but :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ mowe one UwU sickens x3 the xDD wowse uWu at -^w^ ease ^.^ he is; ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he :3 that wants monyey, >_< means, ÚwÚ and UwU content, >_> is -^-^ without >w< thwee ÚwÚ good >_< fwiends; :3 that x3 the uWu pwopewty of xDD wain >_> is to uWu wet, -ÚwÚ and fire to burn; :3 that ÚwÚ good pastuwe x3 makes :33 fat :3 sheep; ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 a -great cause of x3 the >w< nyight >_> is ^.^ wack of x3 the sun; :3 that ^.^ he :3 that hath -:33 weawnyed nyo wit ^.^ by ÚwÚ nyatuwe nor awt OwO may :3 compwain of ÚwÚ good uWu bweeding, -ow x3 comes of :3 a xDD vewy dull xDD kindwed. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Such :3 a one >_> is :3 a natural ^-^ phiwosophew. UwU Wast OwO evew uWu in -xDD couwt, :3 shephewd? -CORIN. :3 Nyo, UwU twuwy. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Then xDD thou awt ^w^ damn'd. -CORIN. Nyay, UwU I ^-^ hope. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ damn'd, ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; iww-woasted ^.^ egg, aww on -one ^w^ side. -CORIN. For nyot ^.^ being uWu at ^w^ couwt? uWu Youw reason. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Why, >_> if xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< wast uWu at court xDD thou >_< nyevew ^w^ saw'st ÚwÚ good -mannyews; >_> if xDD thou >_< nyevew ^w^ saw'st ÚwÚ good :3 mannyews, xDD then >w< thy ^w^ mannyews ^w^ must -be >_> wicked; ÚwÚ and x3 wickednyess >_> is ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and x3 sin >_> is xDD damnyation. ^.^ Thou awt -uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ pawwous state, ^-^ shephewd. -CORIN. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ÚwÚ Touchstonye. >w< Those :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ good ^w^ mannyews uWu at x3 the -court OwO awe >_< as ^w^ widicuwous uWu in x3 the countwy >_< as x3 the >_> behaviouw of x3 the -countwy >_> is UwU most OwO mockabwe uWu at x3 the >_< couwt. >_> You told ;;w;; me xDD you OwO sawute nyot -uWu at x3 the xDD couwt, >_> but xDD you :3 kiss x3 youw hands; :3 that >w< couwtesy ^.^ wouwd be -UwU uncweanwy >_> if courtiers :3 wewe :33 shephewds. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Instance, briefly; come, ^.^ instance. -CORIN. Why, ^.^ we OwO awe still >w< handwing UwU ouw ;;w;; ewes; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >w< fewws, xDD you -knyow, OwO awe ^-^ gweasy. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Why, UwU do nyot x3 youw x3 couwtiew's ^.^ hands ÚwÚ sweat? xDD And >_> is nyot x3 the -OwO gwease of :3 a UwU mutton >_< as whowesome >_< as x3 the UwU sweat of :3 a man? Shallow, -shallow. ^-^ A xDD bettew uWu instance, UwU I say; x3 come. -CORIN. :33 Besides, UwU ouw ^.^ hands OwO awe hard. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Youw lips xDD wiww x3 feew them x3 the soonyew. >_< Shawwow ;;w;; again. ^-^ A -^.^ mowe sounder ;;w;; instance; x3 come. -CORIN. xDD And ;;w;; they OwO awe often >w< taww'd uvw with x3 the ;;w;; suwgewy of UwU ouw -:3 sheep; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have >_> us :3 kiss OwO taw? uWu The x3 couwtiew's ^.^ hands OwO awe -;;w;; pewfum'd with UwU civet. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Most shallow ;;w;; man! xDD thou x3 wowm's :3 meat uWu in wespect of :3 a ÚwÚ good -^.^ piece of >w< fwesh ^w^ indeed! ;;w;; Weawn of x3 the >_< wise, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewpend: xDD civet >_> is -of :3 a baser birth than ^.^ taw- x3 the xDD vewy UwU uncweanwy xDD fwux of :3 a >_< cat. Mend -x3 the uWu instance, ^-^ shephewd. -CORIN. >_> You uWu have ^w^ too courtly :3 a wit fow OwO me; I'll rest. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou xDD west x3 damn'd? ^w^ God OwO hewp ÚwÚ thee, shallow ;;w;; man! ^w^ God ->_< make ^-^ incision uWu in uWu thee! xDD thou awt waw. -CORIN. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true ^w^ wabouwew: UwU I eawn :3 that UwU I uWu eat, get :3 that UwU I -ÚwÚ weaw; >_> owe nyo x3 man hate, :3 envy nyo :33 man's xDD happinyess; uWu gwad of othew -men's UwU good, :3 content with x3 my harm; ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest of x3 my >_< pwide >_> is -to >_> see x3 my ^-^ ewes uWu gwaze ÚwÚ and x3 my lambs >_> suck. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :33 That >_> is anyothew :33 simpwe x3 sin uWu in xDD you: to ;;w;; bwing x3 the ^-^ ewes -ÚwÚ and x3 the wams together, ÚwÚ and to offer to get x3 youw UwU wiving ^.^ by x3 the -copulation of xDD cattwe; to be ;;w;; bawd to :3 a ;;w;; beww-wethew, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ betway -:3 a >_< she-wamb of :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth to ÚwÚ cwooked-pated, :3 owd, :3 cuckowdwy ram, -x3 out of aww ^.^ weasonyabwe match. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest nyot damn'd fow uWu this, -x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf xDD wiww uWu have nyo >w< shephewds; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> see >_> ewse >w< how -xDD thou shouwdst scape. -CORIN. :3 Hewe x3 comes xDD young >_< Mastew ^w^ Ganymede, x3 my x3 nyew x3 mistwess's ^-^ bwothew. - -Entew WOSAWIND, weading :3 a paper - -ROSALIND. UwU 'Fwom x3 the uWu east to xDD westewn Inde, -No jewel >_> is ^.^ wike Rosalinde. -:3 Hew ^.^ wowth, ^.^ being UwU mounted on x3 the ;;w;; wind, -^.^ Thwough aww x3 the wowwd bears Rosalinde. -All x3 the x3 pictuwes >_> faiwest :3 win'd -^w^ Awe >_> but black to Rosalinde. -Let nyo OwO face be :33 kept uWu in ^-^ mind -OwO But x3 the >w< faiw of x3 Wosawinde.' -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. I'll ^-^ whyme xDD you UwU so eight years together, >w< dinnyews, ÚwÚ and -suppers, ÚwÚ and x3 sweeping houws, ^w^ excepted. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< wight -butter-women's rank to market. -ROSALIND. Out, foow! -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. For :3 a UwU taste: -;;w;; If :3 a UwU hawt UwU do ^.^ wack :3 a >w< hind, -Let ^.^ him >_> seek x3 out Rosalinde. -;;w;; If x3 the :33 cat xDD wiww ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; kind, -^w^ So be >_< suwe xDD wiww Rosalinde. -Winter xDD gawments ^w^ must be >w< win'd, -^w^ So ^w^ must slender Rosalinde. -^-^ They :3 that reap ^w^ must xDD sheaf ÚwÚ and OwO bind, -UwU Then to xDD cawt with Rosalinde. -OwO Sweetest xDD nyut hath :3 souwest ;;w;; wind, ->w< Such :3 a xDD nyut >_> is Rosalinde. ->w< He :3 that ^w^ sweetest wose xDD wiww find -:3 Must find love's uWu pwick ÚwÚ and Rosalinde. -This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy UwU fawse uWu gawwop of verses; >w< why UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ infect ->_> youwsewf with them? -ROSALIND. uWu Peace, xDD you dull foow! UwU I >_> found them on :3 a :33 twee. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the twee yiewds :33 bad fwuit. -ROSALIND. I'll gwaff >w< it with UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I UwU shaww gwaff >w< it with :3 a ->w< medwaw. UwU Then >w< it xDD wiww be x3 the ÚwÚ eawwiest ^w^ fwuit :33 i' x3 th' country; fow -you'ww be wotten ere xDD you be half xDD wipe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's x3 the >w< wight -viwtue of x3 the >w< medwaw. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ said; >_> but >w< whethew wisely ow no, wet x3 the >_< fowest -^-^ judge. - -Entew ^w^ CEWIA, with :3 a wwiting - -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Peace! -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my ^-^ sistew, reading; stand xDD aside. ->_> CEWIA. UwU 'Why >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 a desewt :3 be? -For >w< it >_> is ^w^ unpeopwed? No; -UwU Tongues I'll ^w^ hang on every twee -:33 That UwU shaww ÚwÚ civiw UwU sayings show. -uWu Some, >w< how bwief x3 the >w< wife of x3 man -;;w;; Wuns :33 his ewwing >_> piwgwimage, -:33 That x3 the uWu stweching of :3 a xDD span -Buckles uWu in :33 his >w< sum of >_> age; -uWu Some, of violated x3 vows -UwU 'Twixt x3 the >w< souws of :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and fwiend; -OwO But ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> faiwest :3 boughs, -:33 Ow uWu at every :33 sentence ^w^ end, -Will UwU I Wosawinda wwite, -Teaching aww :3 that ^w^ wead to ^.^ knyow -uWu The uWu quintessence of every spwite -uWu Heaven ^.^ wouwd uWu in xDD wittwe show. -Therefore heaven ÚwÚ Nyatuwe :3 chawg'd -:33 That one >w< body >_> shouwd be :3 fiww'd -With aww uWu gwaces wide-enlarg'd. -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe presently uWu distiww'd -Helen's OwO cheek, >_> but nyot her uWu heawt, -:3 Cweopatwa's ^.^ majesty, -Atawanta's xDD bettew >_> pawt, -x3 Sad Lucretia's OwO modesty. -^-^ Thus Rosalinde of UwU many parts -^-^ By ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ synyod UwU was ^-^ devis'd, -Of UwU many uWu faces, ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts, -;;w;; To uWu have x3 the >_> touches deawest pwiz'd. -uWu Heaven ^.^ wouwd :3 that ^.^ she these ^.^ gifts >_> shouwd have, -xDD And UwU I to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ die her >_> swave.' -ROSALIND. x3 O UwU most ^-^ gentwe puwpitew! >_> What tedious ^w^ homiwy of wuv uWu have -xDD you weawied x3 youw UwU pawishionyews withaw, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew cried xDD 'Have -patience, ÚwÚ good ^w^ peopwe.' ->_> CEWIA. How >_< nyow! ^w^ Back, >_< fwiends; shepherd, OwO go x3 off :3 a UwU wittwe; OwO go with -:3 him, sirrah. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ Come, shepherd, wet >_> us >_< make >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe UwU wetweat; -^w^ though nyot with ^-^ bag ÚwÚ and ^w^ baggage, yet with ^-^ scwip ÚwÚ and scrippage. -Exeunt COWIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE ->_> CEWIA. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou hear these verses? -ROSALIND. >_< O, :3 yes, UwU I heard them all, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :3 too; fow x3 some of them -xDD had uWu in them ^.^ mowe ;;w;; feet than x3 the uWu vewses ^.^ wouwd bear. ->_> CEWIA. >w< That's nyo mattew; x3 the ;;w;; feet ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 the verses. -ROSALIND. Ay, >_> but x3 the ;;w;; feet :3 wewe ;;w;; wame, ÚwÚ and couwd nyot UwU beaw x3 themsewves -^-^ without x3 the vewse, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe :33 stood wamewy uWu in x3 the verse. ->_> CEWIA. OwO But :33 didst xDD thou hear ^-^ without ^w^ wondewing >w< how >w< thy xDD nyame >_> shouwd be -:33 hang'd ÚwÚ and x3 cawved ;;w;; upon these twees? -ROSALIND. UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ seven of x3 the >w< nyinye OwO days x3 out of x3 the wonder >w< befowe xDD you ->_> came; fow wook OwO hewe >_> what UwU I >_> found on :3 a >_< pawm-twee. UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew UwU so -berhym'd xDD since Pythagowas' time :3 that UwU I UwU was >w< an Irish rat, which UwU I -^.^ can hardly ^.^ wemembew. ->_> CEWIA. Twow xDD you who hath donye :3 this? -ROSALIND. Is >w< it :3 a man? ->_> CEWIA. xDD And :3 a ^w^ chain, :3 that xDD you >_> once OwO wowe, about :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. -Change xDD you xDD cowouw? -ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_> who? ->_> CEWIA. x3 O Wowd, :3 Wowd! >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 hawd ;;w;; mattew fow ^w^ fwiends to ;;w;; meet; >_> but -^-^ mountains OwO may be >w< wemov'd with eawthquakes, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ encountew. -ROSALIND. Nyay, >_> but who >_> is :33 it? ->_> CEWIA. Is >w< it possible? -ROSALIND. Nyay, UwU I :33 pwithee now, with UwU most petitionary :33 vehemence, tell -;;w;; me who >w< it >w< is. ->_> CEWIA. x3 O wondewfuw, wondewfuw, UwU most ;;w;; wondewfuw wondewfuw, ÚwÚ and yet -again wondewfuw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew :3 that, x3 out of aww whooping! -ROSALIND. ^-^ Good x3 my complexion! dost xDD thou >_< think, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am -capawison'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ man, UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose uWu in x3 my -^w^ disposition? x3 Onye ÚwÚ inch of deway ^.^ mowe >_> is :3 a South OwO Sea of :33 discuvwy. -UwU I :33 pwithee tell ;;w;; me who >_> is >w< it ^w^ quickwy, ÚwÚ and speak :33 apace. UwU I ^.^ wouwd -xDD thou couwd'st stammew, :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst pouw ÚwÚ this OwO conceaw'd x3 man -x3 out of >w< thy uWu mouth, >_< as winye x3 comes x3 out of ÚwÚ nyawwow-mouth'd ;;w;; bottwe- -xDD eithew ^w^ too much uWu at >_> once ow >_< nyonye uWu at all. UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take x3 the cowk -x3 out of >w< thy xDD mouth :3 that UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ dwink >w< thy UwU tidings. ->_> CEWIA. ^w^ So xDD you OwO may put :3 a x3 man uWu in x3 youw bewwy. -ROSALIND. Is ^.^ he of >_> God's xDD making? >_> What ^w^ mannyew of man? -Is :33 his >_> head ^.^ wowth :3 a ^w^ hat ow :33 his ^w^ chin ^.^ wowth :3 a OwO beawd? ->_> CEWIA. Nyay, ^.^ he hath >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe :3 beawd. -ROSALIND. Why, ^w^ God xDD wiww >_> send ^.^ mowe >_> if x3 the x3 man xDD wiww be UwU thankfuw. Let -;;w;; me xDD stay x3 the gwowth of :33 his UwU beawd, >_> if xDD thou deway ;;w;; me nyot x3 the ->_< knyowwedge of :33 his chin. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ It >_> is xDD young >_> Owwando, :3 that ÚwÚ twipp'd x3 up x3 the ^.^ wwestwew's heels -ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< heawt both uWu in >w< an ^.^ instant. -ROSALIND. Nyay, >_> but x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO take mocking! ^w^ Speak >_> sad ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and true -^-^ maid. ->_> CEWIA. xDD I' ^w^ faith, x3 coz, UwU 'tis he. -ROSALIND. Owwando? ->_> CEWIA. Owwando. -ROSALIND. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! >_> what UwU shaww UwU I UwU do with x3 my ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and uWu hose? ->_> What uWu did ^.^ he when xDD thou ^w^ saw'st him? >_> What uWu said uWu he? How >_> wook'd uWu he? -^-^ Whewein OwO went uWu he? >_> What x3 makes ^.^ he hewe? Did ^.^ he ^w^ ask fow me? Whewe -remains uWu he? How pawted ^.^ he with thee? xDD And when shalt xDD thou >_> see ^.^ him -^w^ again? Answer ;;w;; me uWu in one OwO wowd. ->_> CEWIA. >_> You ^w^ must :3 bowwow ;;w;; me Gargantua's xDD mouth first; UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; wowd ^w^ too -great fow xDD any xDD mouth of ÚwÚ this age's ^w^ size. ;;w;; To >_> say uWu ay ÚwÚ and nyo to these -pawticuwaws >_> is ^.^ mowe than to answew uWu in :3 a uWu catechism. -ROSALIND. OwO But xDD doth ^.^ he ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu fowest, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 man's -apparel? Looks ^.^ he >_< as xDD fweshwy >_< as ^.^ he uWu did x3 the day ^.^ he wrestled? ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy to ;;w;; count >_> atomies >_< as to wesowve x3 the -;;w;; pwopositions of :3 a lover; >_> but OwO take :3 a >_> taste of x3 my finding :3 him, ÚwÚ and -wewish >w< it with ÚwÚ good UwU obsewvance. UwU I >_> found ^.^ him :33 undew :3 a tree, ^.^ wike :3 a -ÚwÚ dwopp'd ÚwÚ acown. -ROSALIND. ^.^ It OwO may weww be ^w^ caww'd Juv's tree, when >w< it ^.^ dwops fowth -xDD such fwuit. ->_> CEWIA. Give ;;w;; me uWu audience, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Pwoceed. ->_> CEWIA. >_> Thewe uWu way xDD he, ;;w;; stwetch'd :3 awong ^.^ wike :3 a wounded knyight. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Though >w< it be pity to >_> see xDD such :3 a UwU sight, >w< it weww x3 becomes -x3 the :33 gwound. ->_> CEWIA. Cwy xDD 'Howwa' to >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, UwU I pwithee; >w< it ^-^ cuwvets -^.^ unseasonyabwy. >w< He UwU was OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike :3 a hunter. -ROSALIND. >_< O, :3 ominyous! ^.^ he x3 comes to OwO kiww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ->_> CEWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ sing x3 my ÚwÚ song ^-^ without :3 a ;;w;; buwden; xDD thou x3 bwing'st ;;w;; me x3 out -of x3 tunye. -ROSALIND. Do xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 woman? x3 When UwU I >_< think, UwU I ^w^ must >_< speak. -OwO Sweet, >_> say :3 on. ->_> CEWIA. >_> You ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me OwO out. ;;w;; Soft! x3 comes ^.^ he nyot hewe? - -Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and JAQUES - -ROSALIND. 'Tis he; swink UwU by, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote ^.^ him. -JAQUES. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw company; but, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, UwU I xDD had >_< as -UwU wief uWu have :33 been mysewf >_< awonye. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU so xDD had x3 I; >_> but ^w^ yet, fow fashion ^w^ sake, UwU I >_> thank xDD you ^w^ too -fow x3 youw ÚwÚ society. -JAQUES. ^w^ God UwU buy uWu you; >_> wet's :3 meet >_< as xDD wittwe >_< as ^.^ we ;;w;; can. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe ^.^ we OwO may be xDD bettew x3 stwangews. -JAQUES. UwU I pray xDD you >_> maw nyo ^.^ mowe trees with wwiting wuv songs uWu in -uWu theiw :33 bawks. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I pray xDD you >_> maw nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 my uWu vewses with weading them -ill-favouredly. -JAQUES. >_> Wosawind >_> is x3 youw love's :3 nyame? ->_< OWWANDO. Yes, ;;w;; just. -JAQUES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her nyame. ->_< OWWANDO. >_> Thewe UwU was nyo xDD thought of pweasing xDD you when ^.^ she UwU was -^w^ chwisten'd. -JAQUES. >_> What statuwe >_> is ^.^ she UwU of? ->_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; Just >_< as xDD high >_< as x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -JAQUES. >_> You OwO awe full of OwO pwetty answers. :3 Have xDD you nyot :33 been ->_> acquainted with goldsmiths' ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and xDD conn'd them x3 out of rings? ->_< OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Nyot so; >_> but UwU I answew xDD you >w< wight painted >_< cwoth, from >_> whence -xDD you uWu have xDD studied x3 youw :3 questions. -JAQUES. >_> You uWu have :3 a >_< nyimbwe >_> wit; UwU I think uWu 'twas UwU made of Atawanta's -xDD heews. Will xDD you sit down with me? ÚwÚ and ^.^ we >w< two xDD wiww waiw OwO against -UwU ouw mistwess x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw OwO misewy. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I xDD wiww UwU chide nyo breather uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> but myself, OwO against -ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU most x3 fauwts. -JAQUES. uWu The worst ;;w;; fauwt xDD you uWu have >_> is to be uWu in love. ->_< OWWANDO. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; fauwt UwU I xDD wiww nyot change fow x3 youw best ÚwÚ viwtue. UwU I ^w^ am -ÚwÚ weawy of OwO you. -JAQUES. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I UwU was UwU seeking fow :3 a >w< foow when UwU I >_> found OwO you. ->_< OWWANDO. >w< He >_> is >w< dwown'd uWu in x3 the :3 bwook; wook >_> but x3 in, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> see -^.^ him. -JAQUES. >_> Thewe UwU I UwU shaww >_> see >_< minye UwU own ^.^ figuwe. ->_< OWWANDO. >_< Which UwU I OwO take to be xDD eithew :3 a >w< foow ow :3 a x3 ciphew. -JAQUES. I'll ^.^ tawwy nyo longer with uWu you; farewell, ÚwÚ good :33 Signyiow Love. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of x3 youw ;;w;; depawtuwe; adieu, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Monsieuw -Mewanchowy. -uWu Exit JAQUES -ROSALIND. ^-^ [Aside to UwU CEWIA] UwU I xDD wiww speak to ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ saucy >w< wackey, -ÚwÚ and :33 undew :3 that OwO habit :33 pway x3 the x3 knyave with OwO him.- Do xDD you heaw, -uWu fowestew? ->_< OWWANDO. Very well; >_> what ^.^ wouwd you? -ROSALIND. UwU I pray UwU you, >_> what :3 is't >_< o'cwock? ->_< OWWANDO. >_> You >_> shouwd ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> what time ^.^ o' uWu day; there's nyo >w< cwock uWu in -x3 the ^.^ fowest. -ROSALIND. UwU Then there >_> is nyo true wuvw uWu in x3 the uWu fowest, >_> ewse ^-^ sighing -every minyute ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwoanying every >_> houw ^.^ wouwd detect x3 the lazy :33 foot -of ^-^ Time >_< as weww >_< as :3 a ^.^ cwock. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And >w< why nyot x3 the UwU swift :33 foot of ^w^ Time? xDD Had nyot :3 that :33 been >_< as -;;w;; pwopew? -ROSALIND. ^-^ By nyo >_< means, sir. ^-^ Time ^w^ twavews uWu in divers paces with -divers ÚwÚ pewsons. I'll tell xDD you who ^-^ Time :3 ambwes withaw, who ^-^ Time -twots withaw, who ^-^ Time gallops withaw, ÚwÚ and who ^.^ he >w< stands still -uWu withaw. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, who xDD doth ^.^ he trot uWu withaw? -ROSALIND. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he twots x3 hawd with :3 a xDD young >_< maid ^-^ between x3 the -ÚwÚ contwact of her ^.^ mawwiage ÚwÚ and x3 the day >w< it >_> is :33 sowemnyiz'd; >_> if x3 the -intewim be >_> but :3 a se'nnight, ÚwÚ Time's >_> pace >_> is UwU so x3 hawd :3 that >w< it ;;w;; seems -x3 the :33 wength of ÚwÚ seven year. ->_< OWWANDO. Who :3 ambwes ^-^ Time uWu withaw? -ROSALIND. With :3 a priest :3 that lacks ;;w;; Watin ÚwÚ and :3 a rich x3 man :3 that hath -nyot x3 the OwO gout; fow x3 the one sweeps easily uWu because ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ study, -ÚwÚ and x3 the othew ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ mewwiwy uWu because ^.^ he feews nyo pain; x3 the one ->_> wacking x3 the buwden of lean ÚwÚ and ^w^ wastefuw ^w^ weawnying, x3 the othew -x3 knyowing nyo buwden of x3 heavy tedious ;;w;; penyuwy. ;;w;; These ^-^ Time :3 ambwes -uWu withaw. ->_< OWWANDO. Who xDD doth ^.^ he uWu gawwop uWu withaw? -ROSALIND. With :3 a UwU thief to x3 the gallows; fow ^w^ though ^.^ he OwO go >_< as softly ->_< as :33 foot ^.^ can ^.^ faww, ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >_< himsewf ^w^ too >w< soon :33 thewe. ->_< OWWANDO. Who uWu stays >w< it still uWu withaw? -ROSALIND. With uWu wawyews uWu in x3 the vacation; fow ;;w;; they :33 sweep ^-^ between term -ÚwÚ and term, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; they >_> pewceive nyot >w< how ^-^ Time moves. ->_< OWWANDO. Whewe dwell UwU you, OwO pwetty >_> youth? -ROSALIND. With ÚwÚ this shepherdess, x3 my x3 sistew; OwO hewe uWu in x3 the skiwts of -x3 the uWu fowest, ^.^ wike uWu fwinge ;;w;; upon :3 a uWu petticoat. ->_< OWWANDO. ^w^ Awe xDD you OwO nyative of ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? -ROSALIND. ;;w;; As x3 the >w< conyey :3 that xDD you >_> see dwell :3 whewe ^.^ she >_> is xDD kindwed. ->_< OWWANDO. uWu Youw xDD accent >_> is ^-^ something finer than xDD you couwd puwchase uWu in -UwU so removed :3 a :3 dwewwing. -ROSALIND. UwU I uWu have :33 been told UwU so of UwU many; >_> but ÚwÚ indeed >w< an ;;w;; owd religious -:33 uncwe of >_< minye ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to :3 speak, who UwU was uWu in :33 his :33 youth >w< an inland -xDD man; one :3 that UwU knyew OwO couwtship ^w^ too weww, fow there ^.^ he UwU feww uWu in love. -UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him ^w^ wead UwU many lectures OwO against uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God UwU I -^w^ am nyot :3 a ^w^ woman, to be touch'd with UwU so UwU many ^-^ giddy :3 offences >_< as ^.^ he -hath ÚwÚ genyewawwy x3 tax'd uWu theiw whole sex uWu withaw. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU Can xDD you remember xDD any of x3 the principal ;;w;; eviws :3 that ^.^ he laid -to x3 the :3 chawge of :3 women? -ROSALIND. >_> Thewe :3 wewe >_< nyonye >_> pwincipaw; ;;w;; they :3 wewe aww ^.^ wike one anyothew ->_< as ÚwÚ hawfpence >_< awe; every one ;;w;; fauwt ÚwÚ seeming monstwous >w< tiww :33 his -fellow-fault ^-^ came to >_< match :3 it. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I :33 pwithee ^w^ wecount x3 some of OwO them. -ROSALIND. No; UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; cast OwO away x3 my ;;w;; physic >_> but on UwU those :3 that OwO awe -;;w;; sick. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a x3 man haunts x3 the >_< fowest :3 that abuses UwU ouw xDD young -x3 pwants with >w< cawving ÚwÚ 'Wosawind' on uWu theiw barks; uWu hangs ^w^ odes ;;w;; upon -hawthowns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ewegies on uWu bwambwes; all, xDD fowsooth, ^-^ deifying x3 the -xDD nyame of :3 Wosawind. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd :3 meet :3 that fancy-monger, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give -^.^ him x3 some ÚwÚ good counsew, fow ^.^ he ;;w;; seems to uWu have x3 the xDD quotidian of wuv -;;w;; upon ^.^ him. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ he :3 that >_> is UwU so :33 wuv-shak'd; UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me x3 youw -UwU wemedy. -ROSALIND. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyonye of x3 my ^-^ uncwe's >w< mawks ;;w;; upon uWu you; ^.^ he ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me ->w< how to ^.^ knyow :3 a x3 man uWu in love; uWu in which cage of wushes UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you -OwO awe nyot ^w^ pwisonyew. ->_< OWWANDO. >_> What :3 wewe :33 his marks? -ROSALIND. ^-^ A lean OwO cheek, which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; :3 a blue ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and OwO sunken, -which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; >w< an ÚwÚ unquestionyabwe ^-^ spiwit, which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; -:3 a ^w^ beawd OwO nyegwected, which xDD you uWu have x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I UwU pawdon xDD you fow :3 that, -fow simply x3 youw xDD having uWu in ^w^ beawd >_> is :3 a :3 youngew brother's ^w^ wevenyue. -UwU Then x3 youw >_> hose >_> shouwd be OwO ungawtew'd, x3 youw :3 bonnyet *sweats* unbanded, x3 youw ->_> sweeve unbutton'd, x3 youw >w< shoe xDD untied, ÚwÚ and every ^.^ thing about xDD you -xDD demonstwating :3 a xDD cawewess desolation. OwO But xDD you OwO awe nyo xDD such xDD man; xDD you -OwO awe rather >w< point-device uWu in x3 youw OwO accoutwements, >_< as >w< woving >_> youwsewf -than ÚwÚ seeming x3 the wuvw of xDD any :3 othew. ->_< OWWANDO. Faiw youth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd >_< make uWu thee ^-^ bewieve UwU I love. -ROSALIND. x3 Me ^-^ bewieve :3 it! >_> You OwO may >_< as >w< soon >_< make her :3 that xDD you wuv -^-^ bewieve uWu it; ^w^ which, UwU I warrant, ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ aptew to UwU do than to x3 confess -^.^ she does. :33 That >_> is one of x3 the x3 points uWu in x3 the which x3 women still UwU give -x3 the >_< wie to uWu theiw ^-^ consciences. But, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth, OwO awe xDD you ^.^ he :3 that -uWu hangs x3 the uWu vewses on x3 the trees wherein >_> Wosawind >_> is UwU so admiwed? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I >_< sweaw to ÚwÚ thee, youth, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ white uWu hand of :33 Wosawind, UwU I -^w^ am :3 that xDD he, :3 that :33 unfowtunyate he. -ROSALIND. OwO But OwO awe xDD you UwU so much uWu in wuv >_< as x3 youw rhymes x3 speak? ->_< OWWANDO. >_> Nyeithew ^-^ whyme nor reason ^.^ can express >w< how :33 much. -ROSALIND. Wuv >_> is mewewy :3 a xDD madnyess; x3 and, UwU I tell UwU you, >_> desewves >_< as -weww :3 a dark ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and :3 a whip >_< as OwO madmen do; ÚwÚ and x3 the reason >w< why -;;w;; they OwO awe nyot UwU so punyish'd ÚwÚ and cured >_> is :3 that x3 the ;;w;; wunyacy >_> is UwU so -ordinary :3 that x3 the x3 whippews OwO awe uWu in wuv UwU too. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I pwofess :3 cuwing ->w< it ^.^ by :3 counsew. ->_< OWWANDO. Did xDD you OwO evew >w< cuwe xDD any so? -ROSALIND. Yes, onye; ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ mannyew. >w< He UwU was to imagine ;;w;; me :33 his -xDD wuv, :33 his mistress; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu set ^.^ him every day to ^.^ woo OwO me; uWu at which -time ^.^ wouwd I, ^.^ being >_> but :3 a moonish youth, UwU gwieve, be effeminate, -:3 changeabwe, OwO wonging ÚwÚ and x3 wiking, :3 pwoud, >w< fantasticaw, ^w^ apish, -^w^ shawwow, inconstant, full of ^-^ teaws, full of ÚwÚ smiwes; fow every -passion ^-^ something ÚwÚ and fow nyo passion :33 twuwy anything, >_< as >_< boys ÚwÚ and -x3 women OwO awe fow x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ pawt cattle of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cowouw; ^.^ wouwd nyow ^.^ wike -:3 him, nyow ^-^ woathe him; xDD then entertain :3 him, xDD then >w< fowsweaw him; nyow -xDD weep fow :3 him, xDD then spit uWu at him; :3 that UwU I x3 dwave x3 my suitor from :33 his -^-^ mad humouw of wuv to :3 a UwU wiving humouw of xDD madnyess; which UwU was, to ->w< fowsweaw x3 the full stweam of x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ and to ^w^ wive uWu in :3 a nyook -mewewy monastic. xDD And OwO thus UwU I ^w^ cuw'd him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu way xDD wiww UwU I OwO take -;;w;; upon ;;w;; me to >_< wash x3 youw wivew >_< as x3 cwean >_< as :3 a >_> sound sheep's uWu heawt, -:3 that there UwU shaww nyot be one ^w^ spot of wuv uWu in :3 't. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be xDD cuwed, >_< youth. -ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< cuwe UwU you, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> but caww ;;w;; me :33 Wosawind, ÚwÚ and -come every day to x3 my x3 cote ÚwÚ and ^.^ woo x3 me. ->_< OWWANDO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the :33 faith of x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I :33 wiww. Teww ;;w;; me :3 whewe >w< it >w< is. -ROSALIND. Go with ;;w;; me to :33 it, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 show >w< it uWu you; x3 and, ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, -xDD you UwU shaww tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe uWu in x3 the >_< fowest xDD you wive. Will xDD you >w< go? ->_< OWWANDO. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ good >_< youth. -ROSALIND. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must caww ;;w;; me :3 Wosawind. ^.^ Come, ^-^ sistew, xDD wiww xDD you ->w< go? Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDREY; JAQUES x3 behind - -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Come xDD apace, ÚwÚ good UwU Audwey; UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 up x3 youw ^.^ goats, -uWu Audwey. xDD And how, Audwey, ^w^ am UwU I x3 the x3 man :33 yet? ^-^ Doth x3 my :33 simpwe :33 featuwe -:3 content you? -uWu AUDWEY. uWu Youw >_> featuwes! Lord :33 wawwant ÚwÚ us! >_> What OwO featuwes? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe with uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ goats, >_< as x3 the UwU most -;;w;; capwicious ^-^ poet, xDD honyest ÚwÚ Ovid, UwU was ^-^ among x3 the uWu Goths. -JAQUES. :3 [Aside] x3 O >_< knyowwedge iww-inhabited, xDD wowse than Juv uWu in :3 a ->w< thatch'd house! -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 When :3 a :33 man's uWu vewses ;;w;; cannyot be understood, nor :3 a :33 man's -ÚwÚ good wit :33 seconded with x3 the forward chiwd ^.^ undewstanding, >w< it -:33 stwikes :3 a x3 man ^.^ mowe >_< dead than :3 a great reckoning uWu in :3 a xDD wittwe uWu woom. -^-^ Twuwy, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the gods xDD had UwU made uWu thee poeticaw. -uWu AUDWEY. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'poeticaw' >w< is. Is >w< it xDD honyest uWu in ^.^ deed ÚwÚ and -word? Is >w< it :3 a true ;;w;; thing? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ twuwy; fow x3 the uWu twuest poetry >_> is x3 the UwU most feigning, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ wuvws OwO awe UwU given to poetwy; ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; they >_< sweaw uWu in poetry OwO may -be uWu said >_< as ^w^ wuvws ;;w;; they UwU do :3 feign. -uWu AUDWEY. Do xDD you wish, >w< then, :3 that x3 the gods xDD had UwU made ;;w;; me UwU poeticaw? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I UwU do, OwO twuwy, fow xDD thou >_< sweaw'st to ;;w;; me xDD thou awt xDD honyest; -now, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a ^-^ poet, UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 some UwU hope xDD thou :33 didst -:3 feign. -uWu AUDWEY. Wouwd xDD you nyot uWu have ;;w;; me honest? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, ^w^ unwess xDD thou OwO wewt :3 hawd-favouw'd; fow honesty -coupwed to beauty >_> is to uWu have honey :3 a UwU sauce to >_< sugaw. -JAQUES. :3 [Aside] ^-^ A matewiaw foow! -uWu AUDWEY. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am nyot fair; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I pray x3 the gods >_< make ;;w;; me -honest. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; cast OwO away honesty ;;w;; upon :3 a fouw swut :3 wewe -to put ÚwÚ good :3 meat x3 into >w< an uncwean dish. -uWu AUDWEY. UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 a slut, ^w^ though UwU I >_> thank x3 the gods UwU I ^w^ am fouw. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD Weww, pwaised be x3 the gods fow >w< thy >_< fouwnyess; -sluttishness OwO may come x3 heweaftew. OwO But be >w< it >_< as >w< it OwO may be, UwU I xDD wiww -marry ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end UwU I uWu have :33 been with Sir ^.^ Owivew ^w^ Mawtext, -x3 the vicaw of x3 the :3 nyext viwwage, who hath pwomis'd to :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in -ÚwÚ this :33 pwace of x3 the uWu fowest, ÚwÚ and to coupwe >_> us. -JAQUES. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see ÚwÚ this :3 meeting. -uWu AUDWEY. xDD Weww, x3 the gods UwU give >_> us >_< joy! -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Amen. ^-^ A x3 man may, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe of :3 a x3 feawfuw uWu heawt, ÚwÚ staggew -uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< attempt; fow OwO hewe ^.^ we uWu have nyo OwO tempwe >_> but x3 the wood, nyo -assembly >_> but xDD hown-beasts. OwO But >_> what UwU though? Courage! ;;w;; As >w< howns OwO awe -odious, ;;w;; they OwO awe ^w^ nyecessawy. ^.^ It >_> is said: 'Many :3 a x3 man xDD knyows nyo >w< end -of :33 his ^.^ goods.' x3 Wight! xDD Many :3 a x3 man >_> has ÚwÚ good >w< howns ÚwÚ and xDD knyows nyo >w< end -of OwO them. xDD Weww, :3 that >_> is x3 the ^.^ dowwy of :33 his :33 wife; UwU 'tis >_< nyonye of :33 his -UwU own ;;w;; getting. Horns? Even :3 so. OwO Poow ;;w;; men awonye? :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; x3 the uWu nyobwest ->w< deew hath them >_< as >_> huge >_< as x3 the ^w^ wascaw. Is x3 the :3 singwe x3 man >_< thewefowe -bwessed? No; >_< as :3 a ^w^ waww'd :33 town >_> is ^.^ mowe wowthiew than :3 a viwwage, UwU so ->_> is x3 the forehead of :3 a mawwied x3 man ^.^ mowe ^.^ honyouwabwe than x3 the OwO bawe -^w^ bwow of :3 a bachewow; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< how much x3 defence >_> is xDD bettew than nyo -^-^ skiww, ^.^ by UwU so much >_> is >_> hown ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious than to :33 want. :3 Hewe x3 comes -Sir ;;w;; Owivew. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ OWIVEW MAWTEXT - -Sir ^.^ Owivew ^w^ Mawtext, xDD you OwO awe weww ÚwÚ met. Will xDD you dispatch >_> us OwO hewe -:33 undew ÚwÚ this tree, ow UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO go with xDD you to x3 youw uWu chapew? -xDD MAWTEXT. Is there >_< nyonye OwO hewe to UwU give x3 the x3 woman? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO take her on ^w^ gift of xDD any man. -xDD MAWTEXT. ^-^ Twuwy, ^.^ she ^w^ must be ^w^ given, ow x3 the ^.^ mawwiage >_> is nyot wawfuw. -JAQUES. ;;w;; [Discuvwing uWu himsewf] Proceed, :33 pwoceed; I'll UwU give her. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew :33 What-ye-caww't; >w< how UwU do UwU you, UwU siw? ->_> You OwO awe xDD vewy weww ÚwÚ met. Goddiwd xDD you fow x3 youw >w< wast UwU company. UwU I ^w^ am -xDD vewy uWu gwad to >_> see OwO you. Even :3 a uWu toy uWu in uWu hand UwU hewe, sir. Nyay; pray be -cover'd. -JAQUES. Will xDD you be >w< mawwied, motley? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; As x3 the :33 ox hath :33 his UwU bow, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU howse :33 his ;;w;; cuwb, ÚwÚ and -x3 the fawcon her OwO bewws, UwU so x3 man hath :33 his desires; ÚwÚ and >_< as ÚwÚ pigeons -bill, UwU so wedlock ^.^ wouwd be :3 nyibbwing. -JAQUES. xDD And xDD wiww UwU you, ^.^ being :3 a x3 man of x3 youw uWu bweeding, be mawwied -:33 undew :3 a ^-^ bush, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ beggaw? >_< Get xDD you to ^-^ chuwch ÚwÚ and uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good -priest :3 that ^.^ can tell xDD you >_> what ^.^ mawwiage is; ÚwÚ this fewwow xDD wiww >_> but -^w^ join xDD you togethew >_< as ;;w;; they ^w^ join ^-^ wainscot; xDD then one of xDD you xDD wiww -^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU shwunk panel, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike green ;;w;; timbew wawp, ;;w;; wawp. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind >_> but UwU I :3 wewe xDD bettew to be -mawwied of ^.^ him than of another; fow ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^.^ wike to marry ;;w;; me -well; ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ being weww >w< mawwied, >w< it xDD wiww be :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU excuse fow ;;w;; me -heweaftew to OwO weave x3 my x3 wife. -JAQUES. Go xDD thou with uWu me, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me counsel thee. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ Come, x3 sweet UwU Audwey; -We ^w^ must be mawwied ow ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ bawdwy. -UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ;;w;; Owivew. >_> Nyot- -x3 O x3 sweet UwU Owivew, -x3 O >_< bwave UwU Owivew, -Weave ;;w;; me nyot x3 behind thee. -But- -uWu Wind away, -^-^ Begonye, UwU I say, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot to ÚwÚ wedding with thee. -Exeunt >w< JAQUES, ;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE, ÚwÚ and AUDWEY -xDD MAWTEXT. 'Tis nyo mattew; ^w^ nye'ew :3 a OwO fantasticaw x3 knyave of them aww -UwU shaww fwout ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my :3 cawwing. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA - -ROSALIND. xDD Nyevew tawk to OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww >_> weep. ->_> CEWIA. UwU Do, UwU I pwithee; >_> but yet uWu have x3 the xDD gwace to OwO considew :3 that tears -UwU do nyot :33 become :3 a man. -ROSALIND. OwO But uWu have UwU I nyot cause to ^w^ weep? ->_> CEWIA. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good cause >_< as one ^.^ wouwd desire; >_< thewefowe >_> weep. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ His xDD vewy >_< haiw >_> is of x3 the dissembling :3 cowouw. ->_> CEWIA. xDD Something >w< bwownyew than Judas's. -OwO Mawwy, :33 his ^-^ kisses OwO awe xDD Judas's UwU own >_< chiwdwen. -ROSALIND. xDD I' ^w^ faith, :33 his >_< haiw >_> is of :3 a ÚwÚ good :3 cowouw. ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ An :3 excewwent cowouw: x3 youw chestnut UwU was OwO evew x3 the >w< onwy :3 cowouw. -ROSALIND. xDD And :33 his xDD kissing >_> is >_< as full of xDD sanctity >_< as x3 the :33 touch of ->w< howy bread. ->_> CEWIA. >w< He hath xDD bought :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; cast lips of :3 Dianya. ^-^ A nun of -winter's ÚwÚ sistewhood ^-^ kisses nyot ^.^ mowe xDD wewigiouswy; x3 the xDD vewy :3 ice of -ÚwÚ chastity >_> is uWu in OwO them. -ROSALIND. OwO But >w< why uWu did ^.^ he >_< sweaw ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd come ÚwÚ this UwU mownying, ÚwÚ and -x3 comes ^w^ nyot? ->_> CEWIA. Nyay, certainly, there >_> is nyo uWu twuth uWu in ^.^ him. -ROSALIND. Do xDD you think so? ->_> CEWIA. Yes; UwU I think ^.^ he >_> is nyot :3 a ^w^ pick-puwse nor :3 a horse-stealer; >_> but -fow :33 his ^w^ vewity uWu in xDD wuv, UwU I UwU do think ^.^ him >_< as ;;w;; concave >_< as covered -UwU gobwet ow :3 a worm-eaten ;;w;; nyut. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyot true uWu in love? ->_> CEWIA. Yes, when ^.^ he >_> is UwU in; >_> but UwU I think ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^.^ in. -ROSALIND. >_> You uWu have heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw downwight ^.^ he uWu was. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ 'Was' >_> is nyot ;;w;; 'is'; >_< besides, x3 the ^-^ oath of :3 a wuvw >_> is nyo -stronger than x3 the ;;w;; wowd of :3 a ^-^ tapstew; ;;w;; they OwO awe both x3 the ^w^ confiwmew -of UwU fawse ;;w;; weckonyings. >w< He ^.^ attends OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >_< fowest on x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -x3 youw :33 fathew. -ROSALIND. UwU I >w< met x3 the >w< Duke ^.^ yestewday, ÚwÚ and xDD had much ;;w;; question with ^.^ him. ->w< He asked ;;w;; me of >_> what parentage UwU I OwO was; UwU I told :3 him, of >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as -he; UwU so ^.^ he >_< waugh'd ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. OwO But >_> what tawk ^.^ we of uWu fathews when -there >_> is xDD such :3 a x3 man >_< as Owwando? ->_> CEWIA. >_< O, ^w^ that's :3 a >_< bwave ;;w;; man! >w< He >_< wwites >_< bwave ^w^ vewses, xDD speaks >_< bwave -wowds, ÚwÚ sweaws >_< bwave oaths, ÚwÚ and >_< bweaks them bwavewy, quite -uWu twavewse, :3 athwawt x3 the >_< heawt of :33 his lover; >_< as :3 a >_< puny tiwtew, :3 that -:33 spuws :33 his UwU howse >_> but on one side, >_< bweaks :33 his uWu staff ^.^ wike :3 a x3 nyobwe ->_< goose. OwO But aww's >_< bwave :3 that :33 youth ^-^ mounts ÚwÚ and >w< fowwy uWu guides. Who -x3 comes hewe? - -Entew COWIN - -CORIN. Mistress ÚwÚ and ^.^ mastew, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; oft enquiwed ->w< Aftew x3 the xDD shephewd :3 that ^.^ compwain'd of xDD wuv, -Who xDD you saw :3 sitting ^.^ by ;;w;; me on x3 the tuwf, ->_< Pwaising x3 the OwO pwoud uWu disdainfuw ;;w;; shephewdess -:33 That UwU was :33 his ^w^ mistwess. ->_> CEWIA. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ and >_> what of him? -CORIN. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_> see :3 a pageant :33 twuwy pway'd -Between x3 the pawe >_< compwexion of true wuv -xDD And x3 the red glow of ^w^ scown ÚwÚ and OwO pwoud OwO disdain, -Go >w< hence :3 a UwU wittwe, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ conduct UwU you, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww mark :3 it. -ROSALIND. >_< O, come, wet >_> us x3 wemuv! -uWu The ^.^ sight of ^w^ wuvws xDD feedeth UwU those uWu in love. -Bring >_> us to ÚwÚ this UwU sight, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> say -I'll ^-^ pwuv :3 a >w< busy :33 actow uWu in uWu theiw play. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -Entew OwO SIWVIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ PHEBE - -^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ Phebe, UwU do nyot ^w^ scown OwO me; UwU do >_> nyot, UwU Phebe. -x3 Say :3 that xDD you wuv ;;w;; me x3 nyot; >_> but >_> say nyot UwU so -^w^ In >_> bittewnyess. uWu The ^w^ common uWu executionyew, ->_< Whose >_< heawt x3 th' ^.^ accustom'd ^.^ sight of :33 death x3 makes hawd, -Fawws nyot x3 the axe ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ humbwed x3 nyeck -OwO But xDD fiwst begs pardon. Will xDD you sterner be -Than ^.^ he :3 that dies ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives ^.^ by bwoody OwO dwops? - -Entew WOSAWIND, ^w^ CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN, uWu at :3 a ^w^ distance - ->_< PHEBE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be >w< thy executioner; -UwU I fwy ÚwÚ thee, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot :3 injuwe thee. -^.^ Thou ^.^ teww'st ;;w;; me there >_> is murder uWu in >_< minye :33 eye. -'Tis pretty, x3 suwe, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy pwobabwe, -:33 That ^w^ eyes, :3 that OwO awe x3 the fwaiw'st ÚwÚ and x3 softest :3 things, -Who shut uWu theiw x3 cowawd :3 gates on ;;w;; atomies, -Should be ^w^ caww'd x3 tywants, ÚwÚ butchews, muwdewews! -Now UwU I UwU do fwown on uWu thee with aww x3 my heawt; -xDD And >_> if >_< minye eyes ^.^ can ^-^ wound, nyow wet them OwO kiww thee. -Now OwO countewfeit to UwU swoon; >w< why, nyow faww down; -:3 Ow, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_> nyot, >_< O, fow UwU shame, fow UwU shame, -Lie >_> nyot, to >_> say >_< minye eyes OwO awe muwdewews. -Now x3 show x3 the ;;w;; wound >_< minye ^w^ eye hath UwU made uWu in thee. -;;w;; Scwatch uWu thee >_> but with :3 a :3 pin, ÚwÚ and there remains -;;w;; Some ^-^ scaw of uWu it; lean ;;w;; upon :3 a rush, -uWu The cicatrice ÚwÚ and capabwe xDD impwessuwe -x3 Thy ^.^ pawm x3 some x3 moment keeps; >_> but nyow >_< minye ^w^ eyes, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have ^-^ dawted uWu at ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ huwt uWu thee x3 nyot; -Nor, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, there >_> is nyot force uWu in eyes -:33 That ^.^ can UwU do x3 huwt. -^.^ SIWVIUS. x3 O uWu deaw ^-^ Phebe, -;;w;; If OwO evew- >_< as :3 that OwO evew OwO may be near- ->_> You :3 meet uWu in x3 some >w< fwesh >_< cheek x3 the powew of >_> fancy, -UwU Then UwU shaww xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 the wounds invisible -:33 That love's >_> keen x3 awwows >_> make. ->_< PHEBE. OwO But >w< tiww :3 that time -:3 Come nyot xDD thou nyeaw OwO me; ÚwÚ and when :3 that time ;;w;; comes, -xDD Affwict ;;w;; me with >w< thy OwO mocks, pity ;;w;; me x3 nyot; -;;w;; As >w< tiww :3 that time UwU I UwU shaww nyot pity thee. -ROSALIND. x3 [Advancing] xDD And >w< why, UwU I pray you? Who ^w^ might be x3 youw -:33 mothew, -:33 That xDD you insult, >_< exuwt, ÚwÚ and aww uWu at ^w^ once, -Over x3 the x3 wwetched? >_> What ^w^ though xDD you uWu have nyo ;;w;; beauty- -As, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> see nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in xDD you -Than ^-^ without x3 candwe OwO may OwO go dark to uWu bed- -:3 Must xDD you be >_< thewefowe OwO pwoud ÚwÚ and :33 pitiwess? -Why, >_> what means :3 this? Why UwU do xDD you wook on me? -UwU I >_> see nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in xDD you than uWu in x3 the ordinary -Of ;;w;; nyatuwe's ;;w;; sawe-wowk. ^.^ 'Od's x3 my xDD wittwe :3 wife, -UwU I think ^.^ she means to ÚwÚ tangwe x3 my eyes ;;w;; too! -No ^w^ faith, OwO pwoud ^-^ mistwess, UwU hope nyot ÚwÚ aftew uWu it; -'Tis nyot x3 youw x3 inky brows, x3 youw black OwO siwk hair, -uWu Youw bugle ÚwÚ eyebawws, nor x3 youw >_< cheek of cream, -:33 That ^.^ can ;;w;; entame x3 my ;;w;; spiwits to x3 youw UwU wowship. ->_> You >_< foowish shepherd, ^-^ whewefowe UwU do xDD you ;;w;; fowwow hew, -Wike ÚwÚ foggy :3 south, xDD puffing with wind ÚwÚ and wain? ->_> You OwO awe :3 a thousand times :3 a properer x3 man -Than ^.^ she :3 a uWu woman. 'Tis xDD such foows >_< as xDD you -:33 That x3 makes x3 the wowwd full of :3 iww-favouw'd >_< chiwdwen. -'Tis nyot her gwass, >_> but UwU you, :3 that ^.^ fwattews >w< hew; -xDD And x3 out of xDD you ^.^ she sees herself ^.^ mowe OwO pwopew -Than xDD any of her >w< winyeaments ^.^ can x3 show her. -But, ^-^ mistwess, ^.^ knyow OwO youwsewf. xDD Down on x3 youw uWu knyees, -xDD And >_> thank ^.^ heaven, ^.^ fasting, fow :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 man's love; -For UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you xDD fwiendwy uWu in x3 youw ^-^ eaw: -Sell when xDD you can; xDD you OwO awe nyot fow aww ;;w;; mawkets. -Cwy x3 the x3 man mercy, wuv :3 him, OwO take :33 his ^-^ offew; -Foul >_> is UwU most foul, ^.^ being fouw to be :3 a scoffew. -^w^ So OwO take her to ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ shephewd. >w< Fawe xDD you well. ->_< PHEBE. ÚwÚ Sweet youth, UwU I pray xDD you UwU chide :3 a xDD yeaw together; -UwU I xDD had rather hear xDD you UwU chide than ÚwÚ this x3 man UwU woo. -ROSALIND. He's fall'n uWu in wuv with x3 youw ^w^ fouwnyess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she'ww faww -uWu in wuv with x3 my OwO angew. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ^.^ she ^-^ answews uWu thee -with >_> fwownying looks, I'll UwU sauce her with UwU bittew ÚwÚ wowds. Why wook -xDD you UwU so ;;w;; upon me? ->_< PHEBE. For nyo :33 iww xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw OwO you. -ROSALIND. UwU I pray xDD you UwU do nyot faww uWu in wuv with uWu me, -For UwU I ^w^ am fawsew than x3 vows UwU made uWu in wine; -:33 Besides, UwU I ^.^ wike xDD you not. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ knyow x3 my house, -'Tis uWu at x3 the ^-^ tuft of ÚwÚ owives OwO hewe x3 hawd by. -Will xDD you x3 go, ^-^ sistew? uWu Shephewd, ply her hard. -^.^ Come, sister. ;;w;; Shephewdess, wook on ^.^ him better, -xDD And be nyot ^.^ pwoud; ^w^ though aww x3 the wowwd couwd see, -^-^ Nyonye couwd be UwU so UwU abus'd uWu in ^.^ sight >_< as he. -^.^ Come, to UwU ouw x3 fwock. Exeunt WOSAWIND, ^w^ CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN ->_< PHEBE. Dead shepherd, nyow UwU I find >w< thy saw of might: ->w< 'Who OwO evew :3 wov'd :3 that :3 wov'd nyot uWu at xDD fiwst uWu sight?' -^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU Phebe. ->_< PHEBE. uWu Ha! >_> what say'st UwU thou, >w< Siwvius? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ Phebe, pity x3 me. ->_< PHEBE. Why, UwU I arn sowwy fow ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Siwvius. -^.^ SIWVIUS. >_< Whewevew sorrow ;;w;; is, relief ^.^ wouwd >w< be. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do sorrow uWu at x3 my grief uWu in xDD wuv, -^-^ By ^.^ giving xDD wuv, x3 youw sorrow ÚwÚ and x3 my grief -^.^ Wewe both extewmin'd. ->_< PHEBE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 my love; >_> is nyot :3 that ^.^ nyeighbouwwy? -^.^ SIWVIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO you. ->_< PHEBE. Why, :3 that :3 wewe UwU cuvtousnyess. -Silvius, x3 the time UwU was :3 that UwU I hated ÚwÚ thee; -xDD And yet >w< it >_> is nyot :3 that UwU I UwU beaw uWu thee love; -OwO But xDD since :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst tawk of wuv UwU so weww, -x3 Thy xDD company, which erst UwU was :33 iwksome to uWu me, -UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ enduwe; ÚwÚ and I'll :33 empwoy uWu thee UwU too. -OwO But UwU do nyot wook fow further recompense -Than ^.^ thinye UwU own UwU gwadnyess :3 that xDD thou awt :3 empwoy'd. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So >w< howy ÚwÚ and UwU so :3 pewfect >_> is x3 my xDD wuv, -xDD And UwU I uWu in xDD such :3 a uWu puvwty of gwace, -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww think >w< it :3 a UwU most ^w^ pwenteous crop -;;w;; To >_< gwean x3 the xDD bwoken OwO eaws ÚwÚ aftew x3 the x3 man -:33 That x3 the :33 main harvest weaps; ;;w;; woose nyow ÚwÚ and xDD then -^-^ A scatt'wed :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and :3 that I'll ^w^ wive ^w^ upon. ->_< PHEBE. Knyow'st xDD thou x3 the :33 youth :3 that ^-^ spoke to ;;w;; me :33 ewewhiwe? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD vewy well; >_> but UwU I uWu have >w< met ^.^ him ÚwÚ oft; -xDD And ^.^ he hath xDD bought x3 the >_< cottage ÚwÚ and x3 the bounds -:33 That x3 the ;;w;; owd >_> cawwot >_> once UwU was >_< mastew uWu of. ->_< PHEBE. ^w^ Think nyot UwU I wuv :3 him, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ ask fow him; -'Tis >_> but :3 a >_> peevish ^.^ boy; yet ^.^ he talks well. -OwO But >_> what :3 cawe UwU I fow xDD wowds? ÚwÚ Yet wowds UwU do weww -x3 When ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks them x3 pweases UwU those :3 that heaw. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty OwO youth- nyot xDD vewy pwetty; -But, x3 suwe, uWu he's ^.^ pwoud; ÚwÚ and yet :33 his >_< pwide x3 becomes ^.^ him. -^-^ He'ww >_< make :3 a OwO pwopew man. uWu The best ^.^ thing uWu in ^.^ him -Is :33 his :33 compwexion; ÚwÚ and fastew than :33 his >_> tongue -Did >_< make ^-^ offence, :33 his ^w^ eye uWu did heal >w< it :33 up. ->w< He >_> is nyot xDD vewy >_< taww; yet fow :33 his years uWu he's >_< taww; -ÚwÚ His >_< weg >_> is >_> but x3 so-so; ÚwÚ and yet UwU 'tis well. ->_> Thewe UwU was :3 a OwO pwetty >w< wednyess uWu in :33 his x3 wip, -^-^ A xDD wittwe ÚwÚ wipew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wusty red -Than :3 that ;;w;; mix'd uWu in :33 his OwO cheek; uWu 'twas >w< just x3 the ^.^ diffewence -Betwixt x3 the ^w^ constant red ÚwÚ and >w< mingwed damask. ->_> Thewe be x3 some UwU women, Silvius, xDD had ;;w;; they uWu mawk'd ^.^ him -^w^ In x3 pawcews >_< as UwU I ^-^ did, ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> gonye nyeaw -;;w;; To faww uWu in wuv with him; but, fow x3 my >_> pawt, -UwU I wuv ^.^ him >_> nyot, nor ^-^ hate ^.^ him x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and yet -UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe cause to ^-^ hate ^.^ him than to wuv him; -For >_> what xDD had ^.^ he to UwU do to UwU chide uWu at me? ->w< He uWu said >_< minye eyes :3 wewe black, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< haiw black, -^.^ And, nyow UwU I ^w^ am rememb'red, >_< scown'd uWu at x3 me. -UwU I :3 mawvew >w< why UwU I x3 answew'd nyot again; -OwO But ^w^ that's aww onye: OwO omittance >_> is nyo uWu quittance. -I'll >w< wwite to ^.^ him :3 a xDD vewy >_> taunting letter, -xDD And xDD thou shalt UwU beaw uWu it; wiwt UwU thou, >w< Siwvius? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Phebe, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ->_< PHEBE. I'll >w< wwite >w< it >_< stwaight; -uWu The matter's uWu in x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my heawt; -UwU I xDD wiww be UwU bittew with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and passing UwU showt. -Go with uWu me, ;;w;; Siwvius. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew WOSAWIND, ^w^ CEWIA, ÚwÚ and JAQUES - -JAQUES. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, OwO pwetty youth, wet ;;w;; me be xDD bettew >_> acquainted with -thee. -ROSALIND. ^-^ They >_> say xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^-^ mewanchowy UwU fewwow. -JAQUES. UwU I ^w^ am so; UwU I UwU do wuv >w< it xDD bettew than laughing. -ROSALIND. >w< Those :3 that OwO awe uWu in extremity of xDD eithew OwO awe UwU abominyabwe -fewwows, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ betway x3 themsewves to every modern UwU censuwe xDD wowse than -drunkards. -JAQUES. Why, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ good to be >_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> say OwO nyothing. -ROSALIND. Why >w< then, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ good to be :3 a x3 post. -JAQUES. UwU I uWu have :3 nyeithew x3 the scholar's UwU mewanchowy, which >_> is -:3 emuwation; nor x3 the :3 musician's, which >_> is uWu fantasticaw; nor x3 the -courtier's, which >_> is ^.^ pwoud; nor x3 the >_> sowdiew's, which >_> is -:33 ambitious; nor x3 the :33 wawyew's, which >_> is ^w^ powitic; nor x3 the lady's, -which >_> is >w< nyice; nor x3 the wuvw's, which >_> is aww :3 these; >_> but >w< it >_> is :3 a -^-^ mewanchowy of >_< minye OwO own, OwO compounded of UwU many simples, extracted -from UwU many x3 objects, x3 and, :33 indeed, x3 the UwU sundwy >_< contempwation of x3 my -travels; uWu in which x3 my often wuminyation ^.^ wwaps ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a UwU most humorous -sadness. -ROSALIND. ^-^ A ÚwÚ twavewwew! ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, xDD you uWu have great reason to be -OwO sad. UwU I feaw xDD you uWu have sold x3 youw UwU own ^-^ wands to >_> see othew ^-^ men's; xDD then -to uWu have :3 seen much ÚwÚ and to uWu have >_< nyothing >_> is to uWu have rich eyes ÚwÚ and -poor ^w^ hands. -JAQUES. Yes, UwU I uWu have x3 gain'd x3 my x3 expewience. - -Entew OWWANDO - -ROSALIND. xDD And x3 youw UwU expewience x3 makes xDD you OwO sad. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have :3 a ->w< foow to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ mewwy than UwU expewience to >_< make ;;w;; me >_< sad- ÚwÚ and to -travel fow >w< it UwU too. ->_< OWWANDO. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and happinyess, uWu deaw Rosalind! -JAQUES. Nyay, >w< then, ^w^ God UwU buy UwU you, >w< an xDD you tawk uWu in ;;w;; bwank verse. -ROSALIND. UwU Faweweww, ;;w;; Monsieuw Twavewwew; wook xDD you >w< wisp ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw -;;w;; stwange suits, >_< disabwe aww x3 the benyefits of x3 youw UwU own country, be -x3 out of wuv with x3 youw OwO nyativity, ÚwÚ and almost UwU chide ^w^ God fow x3 making -xDD you :3 that >_< countenyance xDD you >_< awe; ow UwU I xDD wiww scawce think xDD you uWu have -^-^ swam uWu in :3 a >_> gondowa. ;;w;; [Exit ;;w;; JAQUES] Why, >w< how now, Owwando! :3 whewe -uWu have xDD you :33 been aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? >_> You :3 a >w< wuvw! ^-^ An xDD you serve ;;w;; me xDD such -anyothew OwO twick, >_< nyevew come uWu in x3 my ^.^ sight more. ->_< OWWANDO. OwO My >w< faiw :33 Wosawind, UwU I come within >w< an >_> houw of x3 my pwomise. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Bweak >w< an hour's promise uWu in love! >w< He :3 that xDD wiww OwO divide :3 a -minyute x3 into :3 a thousand xDD pawts, ÚwÚ and bweak >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the -thousand ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a minyute uWu in x3 the affairs of xDD wuv, >w< it OwO may be uWu said -of ^.^ him :3 that x3 Cupid hath ^-^ cwapp'd ^.^ him ^.^ o' x3 th' shouwdew, >_> but I'll -:33 wawwant ^.^ him heart-whole. ->_< OWWANDO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, uWu deaw :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. Nyay, >w< an xDD you be UwU so OwO tawdy, come nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in x3 my :33 sight. UwU I xDD had ->_< as UwU wief be woo'd of :3 a x3 snyaiw. ->_< OWWANDO. Of :3 a snail! -ROSALIND. Ay, of :3 a ^.^ snyaiw; fow ^w^ though ^.^ he x3 comes >w< swowwy, ^.^ he xDD cawwies -:33 his ;;w;; house on :33 his ^-^ head- :3 a xDD bettew x3 jointuwe, UwU I >_< think, than xDD you >_< make -:3 a >_< woman; >_< besides, ^.^ he >_< bwings :33 his ^.^ destiny with ^.^ him. ->_< OWWANDO. x3 What's ^-^ that? -ROSALIND. Why, :3 howns; which xDD such >_< as xDD you OwO awe >_> fain to be beholding to -x3 youw ;;w;; wives ^w^ fow; >_> but ^.^ he x3 comes :3 awmed uWu in :33 his fowtunye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwevents -x3 the ^-^ swandew of :33 his x3 wife. ->_< OWWANDO. x3 Viwtue >_> is nyo ÚwÚ hown-makew; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> Wosawind >_> is ÚwÚ viwtuous. -ROSALIND. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :3 Wosawind. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ It x3 pweases ^.^ him to caww xDD you so; >_> but ^.^ he hath :3 a >_> Wosawind of :3 a -xDD bettew x3 weew than OwO you. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Come, ^.^ woo uWu me, ^.^ woo OwO me; fow nyow UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :3 a x3 howiday >_< humouw, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike enough to ÚwÚ consent. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_> say to ;;w;; me now, >w< an UwU I -:3 wewe x3 youw xDD vewy xDD vewy ^w^ Wosawind? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 kiss >w< befowe UwU I >_> spoke. -ROSALIND. Nyay, xDD you :3 wewe xDD bettew speak first; ÚwÚ and when xDD you :3 wewe -gravell'd fow ^.^ wack of >w< mattew, xDD you ^w^ might OwO take ;;w;; occasion to >w< kiss. -Very ÚwÚ good orators, when ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ out, ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 spit; ÚwÚ and fow -^w^ wuvws ÚwÚ wacking- ^w^ God x3 wawn us!- >w< mattew, x3 the cweanwiest OwO shift >_> is to ->w< kiss. ->_< OWWANDO. How >_> if x3 the :3 kiss be denyied? -ROSALIND. UwU Then ^.^ she puts xDD you to ;;w;; entweaty, ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ begins x3 nyew -:3 mattew. ->_< OWWANDO. Who couwd be ^.^ out, ^.^ being >w< befowe :33 his beloved mistwess? -ROSALIND. OwO Mawwy, :3 that >_> shouwd UwU you, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe x3 youw mistress; ow UwU I ->_> shouwd think x3 my honesty >_> wankew than x3 my >_< wit. ->_< OWWANDO. What, of x3 my suit? -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 out of x3 youw ^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and yet x3 out of x3 youw OwO suit. -^w^ Am nyot UwU I x3 youw ^w^ Wosawind? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I OwO take x3 some joy to >_> say xDD you awe, uWu because UwU I ^.^ wouwd be :33 tawking -of her. -ROSALIND. xDD Weww, uWu in her pewson, UwU I >_> say UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have OwO you. ->_< OWWANDO. Then, uWu in >_< minye UwU own pewson, UwU I die. -ROSALIND. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, ^-^ die ^.^ by ^-^ attownyey. uWu The poor wowwd >_> is almost six -thousand years :3 owd, ÚwÚ and uWu in aww ÚwÚ this time there UwU was nyot xDD any x3 man ->w< died uWu in :33 his UwU own pewson, videlicet, uWu in :3 a UwU wuv-cause. Twoiwus xDD had -:33 his brains dash'd x3 out with :3 a Grecian >w< cwub; yet ^.^ he uWu did >_> what ^.^ he -couwd to ^-^ die x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is one of x3 the ;;w;; pattewns of love. -xDD Weandew, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have liv'd UwU many :3 a >w< faiw >w< yeaw, ^w^ though ^.^ Hewo xDD had ->_> tuwn'd nun, >_> if >w< it xDD had nyot :33 been fow :3 a :3 hot ;;w;; midsummew ^w^ nyight; for, -ÚwÚ good youth, ^.^ he OwO went >_> but fowth to >_< wash ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Hellespont, x3 and, -^.^ being :33 taken with x3 the cramp, UwU was drown'd; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< foowish ->_< chwonyicwews of :3 that age >_> found >w< it ^.^ was- ^.^ Hewo of Sestos. OwO But these -OwO awe aww :33 wies: ;;w;; men uWu have >w< died from time to time, ÚwÚ and wowms uWu have -eaten ÚwÚ them, >_> but nyot fow love. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 my >w< wight >_> Wosawind of ÚwÚ this xDD mind; for, UwU I -protest, her fwown ^w^ might OwO kiww x3 me. -ROSALIND. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, >w< it xDD wiww nyot OwO kiww :3 a fwy. OwO But come, nyow UwU I -xDD wiww be x3 youw >_> Wosawind uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe x3 coming-on ^-^ disposition; ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask ;;w;; me ->_> what xDD you :33 wiww, UwU I xDD wiww gwant :3 it. ->_< OWWANDO. UwU Then wuv uWu me, :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. Yes, ^w^ faith, xDD wiww I, Fridays ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Satuwdays, ÚwÚ and all. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And wiwt xDD thou uWu have me? -ROSALIND. Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty xDD such. ->_< OWWANDO. >_> What sayest thou? -ROSALIND. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot good? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. -ROSALIND. Why >w< then, ^.^ can one ^.^ desiwe ^w^ too much of :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; thing? ^.^ Come, -^-^ sistew, xDD you UwU shaww be x3 the ;;w;; pwiest, ÚwÚ and marry >_> us. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, -Owwando. >_> What UwU do xDD you say, ^-^ sistew? ->_< OWWANDO. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, marry >_> us. ->_> CEWIA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say x3 the ÚwÚ wowds. -ROSALIND. >_> You ^w^ must x3 begin UwU 'Wiww UwU you, ;;w;; Owwando'- ->_> CEWIA. Go ;;w;; to. Will UwU you, >_> Owwando, uWu have to >w< wife ÚwÚ this ^w^ Wosawind? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I :33 wiww. -ROSALIND. Ay, >_> but xDD when? ->_< OWWANDO. Why, >_< nyow; >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ^.^ she ^.^ can marry >_> us. -ROSALIND. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ must >_> say ÚwÚ 'I OwO take ÚwÚ thee, :33 Wosawind, fow wife.' ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I OwO take ÚwÚ thee, :33 Wosawind, fow x3 wife. -ROSALIND. UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ ask xDD you fow x3 youw UwU commission; ÚwÚ but- UwU I UwU do OwO take ÚwÚ thee, ->_> Owwando, fow x3 my husband. >_> Thewe's :3 a girl xDD goes >w< befowe x3 the pwiest; -x3 and, certainly, :3 a xDD woman's xDD thought wuns >w< befowe her UwU actions. ->_< OWWANDO. ^w^ So UwU do aww thoughts; ;;w;; they OwO awe wing'd. -ROSALIND. Now tell ;;w;; me >w< how ^-^ wong xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have hew, ÚwÚ aftew xDD you uWu have ->_< possess'd her. ->_< OWWANDO. For OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 day. -ROSALIND. x3 Say xDD 'a xDD day' ^-^ without x3 the 'evew.' :3 Nyo, no, OwO Owwando; ;;w;; men OwO awe -;;w;; Apwiw when ;;w;; they woo, Decembew when ;;w;; they :3 wed: ^w^ maids OwO awe ^-^ May when -;;w;; they OwO awe >_< maids, >_> but x3 the sky :33 changes when ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ wives. UwU I xDD wiww -be ^.^ mowe jealous of uWu thee than :3 a Bawbawy OwO cock-pigeon uvw :33 his UwU hen, -^.^ mowe ;;w;; cwamowous than :3 a xDD pawwot OwO against rain, ^.^ mowe ^w^ nyew-fangwed than ->w< an >_< ape, ^.^ mowe ^-^ giddy uWu in x3 my desiwes than :3 a UwU monkey. UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep fow -uWu nyothing, ^.^ wike Diana uWu in x3 the :33 fountain, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 that when xDD you -OwO awe uWu dispos'd to be ;;w;; mewwy; UwU I xDD wiww laugh ^.^ wike :3 a >w< hyen, ÚwÚ and :3 that when -xDD thou OwO awe ^-^ incwin'd to OwO sweep. ->_< OWWANDO. OwO But xDD wiww x3 my >_> Wosawind UwU do so? -ROSALIND. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, ^.^ she xDD wiww UwU do >_< as UwU I xDD do. ->_< OWWANDO. >_< O, >_> but ^.^ she >_> is uWu wise. -ROSALIND. :33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ she couwd nyot uWu have x3 the wit to UwU do UwU this. uWu The >_< wisew, -x3 the :3 waywawdew. ^-^ Make x3 the x3 doows ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww x3 out -uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ casement; shut :3 that, ÚwÚ and 'twill x3 out uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ key-howe; ÚwÚ stop -:3 that, 'twill fwy with x3 the >_< smoke x3 out uWu at x3 the chimney. ->_< OWWANDO. ^-^ A x3 man :3 that xDD had :3 a >w< wife with xDD such :3 a ^w^ wit, ^.^ he ^w^ might >_> say 'Wit, -:33 whithew ^-^ wiwt?' ROSALIND. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ might >_< keep :3 that ^.^ check fow :33 it, >w< tiww xDD you >w< met x3 youw -^w^ wife's wit x3 going to x3 youw OwO nyeighbouw's :3 bed. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And >_> what wit couwd wit uWu have to UwU excuse ^-^ that? -ROSALIND. OwO Mawwy, to >_> say ^.^ she ^-^ came to >_> seek xDD you :33 thewe. >_> You UwU shaww >_< nyevew -OwO take her ^-^ without her ÚwÚ answew, ^w^ unwess xDD you OwO take her ^-^ without her -:33 tongue. >_< O, :3 that OwO woman :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_< make her ;;w;; fauwt her husband's -^w^ occasion, wet her >_< nyevew nyuwse her chiwd herself, fow ^.^ she xDD wiww -breed >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a foow! ->_< OWWANDO. For these >w< two houws, :33 Wosawind, UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave thee. -ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Awas, uWu deaw xDD wuv, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ wack uWu thee >w< two xDD houws! ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^w^ must >_< attend x3 the >w< Duke uWu at uWu dinnyew; ^.^ by >w< two UwU o'cwock UwU I xDD wiww be -with uWu thee ;;w;; again. -ROSALIND. Ay, OwO go x3 youw >w< ways, OwO go x3 youw uWu ways. UwU I UwU knyew >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd -pwuv; x3 my ^w^ fwiends told ;;w;; me >_< as ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD thought nyo :3 wess. :33 That -flattering >_> tongue of >_> youws ^.^ won x3 me. 'Tis >_> but one ;;w;; cast away, ÚwÚ and ->_> so, come ;;w;; death! Two UwU o'cwock >_> is x3 youw :3 houw? ->_< OWWANDO. Ay, x3 sweet :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ good earnest, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ God mend uWu me, ÚwÚ and -^.^ by aww OwO pwetty >w< oaths :3 that OwO awe nyot UwU dangewous, >_> if xDD you bweak one jot -of x3 youw ;;w;; pwomise, ow come one minyute x3 behind x3 youw ^-^ houw, UwU I xDD wiww -think xDD you x3 the UwU most ;;w;; patheticaw bweak-pwomise, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU most OwO howwow -^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU most >_< unwowthy of her xDD you caww :33 Wosawind, :3 that OwO may -be OwO chosen x3 out of x3 the gwoss band of x3 the :33 unfaithfuw. Therefore -UwU bewawe x3 my ;;w;; censuwe, ÚwÚ and >_< keep x3 youw pwomise. ->_< OWWANDO. With nyo less :33 wewigion than >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt ÚwÚ indeed x3 my -;;w;; Wosawind; >_> so, ^w^ adieu. -ROSALIND. xDD Weww, ^-^ Time >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd justice :3 that examinyes aww xDD such -xDD offendews, ÚwÚ and wet ^-^ Time >_> twy. uWu Adieu. uWu Exit OWWANDO ->_> CEWIA. >_> You uWu have simply misus'd UwU ouw sex uWu in x3 youw >_> wuv-pwate. We ^w^ must -uWu have x3 youw ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose ^w^ pwuck'd uvw x3 youw head, ÚwÚ and x3 show x3 the -wowwd >_> what x3 the biwd hath donye to her UwU own xDD nyest. -ROSALIND. x3 O x3 coz, x3 coz, x3 coz, x3 my OwO pwetty xDD wittwe x3 coz, :3 that xDD thou :33 didst -^.^ knyow >w< how UwU many OwO fathom >_> deep UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love! OwO But >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be :3 sounded; -x3 my :3 affection hath >w< an unknown ^w^ bottom, ^.^ wike x3 the Bay of Powtugaw. ->_> CEWIA. :33 Ow UwU wathew, bottomwess; :3 that >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as xDD you pouw :3 affection -x3 in, >w< it wuns OwO out. -ROSALIND. No; :3 that same wicked ^.^ bastawd of ^w^ Venyus, :3 that UwU was ^.^ begot of -^-^ thought, conceiv'd of >w< spween, ÚwÚ and bown of xDD madnyess; :3 that ^w^ bwind -rascally ^-^ boy, :3 that abuses every one's ^w^ eyes, uWu because :33 his UwU own OwO awe -:3 out- wet ^.^ him be OwO judge >w< how >_> deep UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, -:3 Awienya, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be x3 out of x3 the ^.^ sight of Owwando. I'll OwO go find :3 a -xDD shadow, ÚwÚ and x3 sigh >w< tiww ^.^ he x3 come. ->_> CEWIA. xDD And I'll OwO sweep. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew JAQUES ÚwÚ and LORDS, uWu in x3 the OwO habit of >_< fowestews - -JAQUES. >_< Which >_> is ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ kiwwed x3 the >_< deew? -WOWD. UwU Siw, >w< it UwU was ^.^ I. -JAQUES. :3 Wet's xDD pwesent ^.^ him to x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ wike :3 a Roman conqueror; ÚwÚ and ->w< it ^.^ wouwd UwU do weww to uWu set x3 the deer's >w< howns ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head fow :3 a -branch of ^.^ victowy. :3 Have xDD you nyo song, forester, fow ÚwÚ this purpose? -WOWD. Yes, sir. -JAQUES. :33 Sing uWu it; UwU 'tis nyo ;;w;; mattew >w< how >w< it be uWu in ÚwÚ tunye, UwU so >w< it >_< make noise -enyough. - -OwO SONG. - ->_> What UwU shaww ^.^ he uWu have :3 that kill'd x3 the >_< deew? -ÚwÚ His >_> weathew uWu skin ÚwÚ and >w< howns to weaw. -;;w;; [The xDD west UwU shaww hear ÚwÚ this burden:] -UwU Then ^.^ sing ^.^ him >_> home. - -^.^ Take xDD thou nyo ^w^ scown to ^-^ weaw x3 the ^-^ hown; -^.^ It UwU was :3 a uWu cwest ere xDD thou >w< wast born. -x3 Thy father's >w< fathew ÚwÚ wowe uWu it; -xDD And >w< thy >w< fathew bore :3 it. -uWu The >_< hown, x3 the >_< hown, x3 the ÚwÚ wusty >_< hown, -Is nyot :3 a ^.^ thing to laugh to xDD scown. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA - -ROSALIND. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ nyow? Is >w< it nyot x3 past >w< two >_< o'cwock? -xDD And OwO hewe much Owwando! ->_> CEWIA. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, with puwe wuv ÚwÚ and troubled :3 bwain, ^.^ he hath ->_> ta'en :33 his bow ÚwÚ and awwows, ÚwÚ and >_> is >_> gonye ^-^ fowth- to OwO sweep. x3 Wook, who -x3 comes hewe. - -Entew OwO SIWVIUS - -^.^ SIWVIUS. OwO My x3 ewwand >_> is to UwU you, >w< faiw uWu youth; -OwO My ^-^ gentwe >_> Phebe uWu did bid ;;w;; me UwU give xDD you UwU this. -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the :3 contents; but, >_< as UwU I guess -^-^ By x3 the xDD stewn ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and >w< waspish uWu action ->_< Which ^.^ she uWu did use >_< as ^.^ she UwU was wwiting of :33 it, -^.^ It bears >w< an angry tenour. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, -UwU I ^w^ am >_> but >_< as :3 a ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 messengew. -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Patience herself ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; stawtwe uWu at ÚwÚ this letter, -xDD And :33 pway x3 the >w< swaggewew. ÚwÚ Beaw uWu this, UwU beaw all. -:33 She ;;w;; says UwU I ^w^ am nyot faiw, :3 that UwU I ^.^ wack mannyews; -:33 She ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me :3 pwoud, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ she couwd nyot wuv uWu me, -^.^ Wewe x3 man >_< as OwO wawe >_< as Phoenyix. ^.^ 'Od's x3 my will! -:3 Hew wuv >_> is nyot x3 the UwU hawe :3 that UwU I UwU do hunt; -Why >_< wwites ^.^ she UwU so to me? xDD Weww, shepherd, weww, -This >_> is :3 a >_> wettew of x3 youw UwU own uWu device. -^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyo, UwU I protest, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the :3 contents; ->_> Phebe uWu did >w< wwite :3 it. -ROSALIND. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you OwO awe :3 a x3 foow, -xDD And >_> tuwn'd x3 into x3 the extremity of love. -UwU I saw her xDD hand; ^.^ she >_> has :3 a weathewn uWu hand, -^-^ A UwU fweestonye-cowouw'd xDD hand; UwU I x3 vewiwy uWu did think -:33 That her ;;w;; owd ^.^ gwuvs :3 wewe ;;w;; on, >_> but uWu 'twas her hands; -:33 She >_> has :3 a :33 huswife's :33 hand- >_> but ^w^ that's nyo :3 mattew. -UwU I >_> say ^.^ she >_< nyevew uWu did invent ÚwÚ this uWu wettew: -This >_> is :3 a :33 man's invention, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< hand. -^.^ SIWVIUS. Sure, >w< it >_> is hers. -ROSALIND. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a boisterous ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU cwuew ^-^ stywe; -^-^ A >_> stywe fow x3 chawwengews. Why, ^.^ she ÚwÚ defies uWu me, -Wike ^w^ Tuwk to >_> Chwistian. ÚwÚ Women's ^-^ gentwe :3 bwain -Could nyot >_< dwop fowth xDD such >_< giant-wude invention, ->w< Such >w< Ethiope wowds, OwO bwackew uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ effect -Than uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ countenyance. Will xDD you hear x3 the wettew? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, fow UwU I >_< nyevew heard >w< it :33 yet; -ÚwÚ Yet heard ^w^ too much of x3 Phebe's ÚwÚ cwuewty. -ROSALIND. :33 She ^-^ Phebes ;;w;; me: mark >w< how x3 the tyrant ^w^ wwites. -[Weads] - -'Art xDD thou god to xDD shephewd :3 tuwn'd, -:33 That :3 a maiden's >_< heawt hath burn'd?' - -UwU Can :3 a OwO woman waiw >_< thus? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ÚwÚ this ^-^ waiwing? -ROSALIND. >_> 'Why, >w< thy >w< godhead laid >_< apawt, -Waww'st xDD thou with :3 a xDD woman's >w< heawt?' - -Did xDD you OwO evew hear xDD such ^-^ waiwing? - -:3 'Whiwes x3 the ^w^ eye of x3 man uWu did ^.^ woo uWu me, -:33 That couwd UwU do nyo UwU vengeance to xDD me.' - -:3 Meanying ;;w;; me :3 a beast. - -x3 'If x3 the ^w^ scown of x3 youw uWu bwight eyne -:3 Have powew to >w< waise xDD such wuv uWu in >_> minye, -xDD Awack, uWu in ;;w;; me >_> what ;;w;; stwange ^w^ effect -Wouwd ;;w;; they ^.^ wowk uWu in >_< miwd UwU aspect! -Whiwes xDD you ;;w;; chid uWu me, UwU I uWu did love; -How xDD then ^w^ might x3 youw >_< pwayews uWu muv! ->w< He :3 that >_< bwings ÚwÚ this wuv to x3 the ->_< Wittwe xDD knyows ÚwÚ this wuv uWu in OwO me; -xDD And ^.^ by ^.^ him UwU seaw x3 up >w< thy UwU mind, -Whethew :3 that >w< thy :33 youth ÚwÚ and uWu kind -Will x3 the faithfuw offer OwO take -Of ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can xDD make; -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ by ^.^ him x3 my wuv deny, -xDD And xDD then I'll ^-^ study >w< how to ^-^ die.' -^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ÚwÚ this >w< chiding? ->_> CEWIA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor OwO shephewd! -ROSALIND. Do xDD you pity him? :3 Nyo, ^.^ he >_> desewves nyo >_> pity. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou wuv -xDD such :3 a x3 woman? What, to >_< make uWu thee >w< an instrument, ÚwÚ and :33 pway UwU fawse -stwains ;;w;; upon uWu thee! ÚwÚ Nyot to be x3 enduw'd! xDD Weww, OwO go x3 youw uWu way to hew, -fow UwU I >_> see wuv hath UwU made uWu thee >w< tame snake, ÚwÚ and >_> say ÚwÚ this to xDD hew- -:3 that >_> if ^.^ she wuv uWu me, UwU I :3 chawge her to wuv ÚwÚ thee; >_> if ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> nyot, -UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew uWu have her ^w^ unwess xDD thou entweat fow her. ;;w;; If xDD you be :3 a -true ^.^ wuvw, hence, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a wowd; fow OwO hewe x3 comes ^.^ mowe UwU company. -uWu Exit OwO SIWVIUS - -Entew ÚwÚ OWIVEW - -OwO OWIVEW. ^-^ Good morrow, >w< faiw :33 onyes; pray UwU you, >_> if xDD you knyow, -Whewe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; puwwieus of ÚwÚ this >_< fowest >w< stands -^-^ A >_< sheep-cote ÚwÚ fenc'd about with UwU owive twees? ->_> CEWIA. xDD West of ÚwÚ this pwace, down uWu in x3 the OwO nyeighbouw :33 bottom. -uWu The rank of ^.^ osiews ^.^ by x3 the >w< muwmuwing stweam -Left on x3 youw >w< wight uWu hand >_< bwings xDD you to x3 the ;;w;; pwace. -OwO But uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> houw x3 the ;;w;; house xDD doth >_< keep >_< itsewf; ->_> Thewe's >_< nyonye x3 within. -OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< an ^w^ eye OwO may pwofit ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; tongue, -UwU Then >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ by descwiption- ->w< Such garments, ÚwÚ and xDD such ^.^ yeaws: 'The ;;w;; boy >_> is faiw, -Of >_< femawe favour, ÚwÚ and OwO bestows >_< himsewf -Wike :3 a ripe x3 sistew; x3 the OwO woman low, -xDD And >w< bwownyew than her brother.' ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you -uWu The owner of x3 the ;;w;; house UwU I uWu did ^.^ inquiwe for? ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ It >_> is nyo boast, ^.^ being ;;w;; ask'd, to >_> say ^.^ we x3 awe. -OwO OWIVEW. :3 Owwando xDD doth ÚwÚ commend ^.^ him to xDD you both; -xDD And to :3 that :33 youth ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws :33 his >_> Wosawind ->w< He OwO sends ÚwÚ this bwoody >_> nyapkin. ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu he? -ROSALIND. UwU I am. >_> What ^w^ must ^.^ we understand ^.^ by :3 this? -OwO OWIVEW. ;;w;; Some of x3 my OwO shame; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ knyow of ;;w;; me ->_> What x3 man UwU I am, ÚwÚ and how, ÚwÚ and >w< why, ÚwÚ and where, -This ÚwÚ handkewchew UwU was ÚwÚ stain'd. ->_> CEWIA. UwU I pray UwU you, tell :3 it. -OwO OWIVEW. x3 When >w< wast x3 the xDD young :3 Owwando pawted from UwU you, ->w< He left :3 a promise to ^-^ wetuwn again -OwO Within >w< an houw; x3 and, pacing ^w^ thwough x3 the uWu fowest, -:33 Chewing x3 the OwO food of x3 sweet ÚwÚ and UwU bittew >_> fancy, -Lo, >_> what :33 befeww! >w< He OwO thwew :33 his ^w^ eye ÚwÚ aside, -xDD And mark >_> what :33 object uWu did xDD pwesent itself. -;;w;; Undew >w< an ÚwÚ oak, x3 whose ^-^ boughs :3 wewe uWu moss'd with age, -xDD And xDD high ;;w;; top ;;w;; bawd with xDD dwy :33 antiquity, -^-^ A wwetched ^-^ wagged ^w^ man, >_< o'ewgwown with hair, -Way x3 sweeping on :33 his back. About :33 his x3 nyeck -^-^ A green ÚwÚ and :3 giwded uWu snyake xDD had ^-^ wweath'd itself, -Who with her >_> head >_< nyimbwe uWu in threats ^w^ appwoach'd -uWu The >w< openying of :33 his x3 mouth; >_> but suddenly, -x3 Seeing >_> Owwando, >w< it uWu unwink'd itself, -xDD And with indented gwides uWu did swip OwO away -^.^ Into :3 a bush; :33 undew which ÚwÚ bush's shade -^-^ A wionyess, with ^-^ uddews aww drawn ^.^ dwy, -Way couching, >_> head on ground, with catlike >w< watch, -x3 When :3 that x3 the x3 sweeping x3 man >_> shouwd >w< stiw; fow UwU 'tis -uWu The royal uWu disposition of :3 that beast -;;w;; To prey on >_< nyothing :3 that xDD doth xDD seem >_< as uWu dead. -This uWu seen, :3 Owwando uWu did appwoach x3 the ^w^ man, -xDD And >_> found >w< it UwU was :33 his brother, :33 his :33 ewdew ^-^ bwothew. ->_> CEWIA. >_< O, UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him speak of :3 that same bwothew; -xDD And ^.^ he uWu did render ^.^ him x3 the UwU most unnyatuwaw -:33 That liv'd amongst ^.^ men. -OwO OWIVEW. xDD And weww ^.^ he ^w^ might UwU so UwU do, -For weww UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ unnyatuwaw. -ROSALIND. But, to xDD Owwando: uWu did ^.^ he OwO weave ^.^ him thewe, -Food to x3 the ^-^ suck'd ÚwÚ and hungwy x3 wionyess? -OwO OWIVEW. xDD Twice uWu did ^.^ he turn :33 his back, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwpos'd so; -OwO But kindnyess, >w< nyobwew OwO evew than UwU wevenge, -xDD And nyatuwe, stronger than :33 his >w< just ^w^ occasion, -Made ^.^ him UwU give ÚwÚ battwe to x3 the wionyess, -Who quickly UwU feww >w< befowe him; uWu in which ;;w;; huwtwing -Fwom >w< misewabwe >_> swumbew UwU I :3 awak'd. ->_> CEWIA. ^w^ Awe xDD you :33 his bwothew? -ROSALIND. ^-^ Was't xDD you ^.^ he ^.^ wescu'd? ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ Was't xDD you :3 that uWu did UwU so ;;w;; oft >_< contwive to OwO kiww him? -OwO OWIVEW. >_< 'Twas x3 I; >_> but UwU 'tis nyot ^.^ I. UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ shame -;;w;; To tell xDD you >_> what UwU I UwU was, xDD since x3 my conversion -^w^ So sweetly >w< tastes, ^.^ being x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I am. -ROSALIND. OwO But fow x3 the bwoody ÚwÚ nyapkin? -OwO OWIVEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ and by. -x3 When from x3 the xDD fiwst to last, betwixt >_> us >_> two, -Tears UwU ouw recountments xDD had UwU most ^-^ kindwy UwU bath'd, -;;w;; As >w< how UwU I ^-^ came x3 into :3 that desewt :3 pwace- -^w^ In ^-^ bwief, ^.^ he x3 wed ;;w;; me to x3 the ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Duke, -Who uWu gave ;;w;; me >w< fwesh awway ÚwÚ and ^w^ entewtainment, -^w^ Committing ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 my brother's love; -Who x3 wed ;;w;; me instantly >w< unto :33 his >_< cave, ->_> Thewe stwipp'd himsewf, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ;;w;; upon :33 his awm -uWu The ^.^ wionyess xDD had :33 town x3 some >w< fwesh away, ->_< Which aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe xDD had ^.^ bwed; ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ fainted, -xDD And cwied, uWu in fainting, ;;w;; upon :3 Wosawind. -Bwief, UwU I ^w^ wecuvw'd :3 him, bound x3 up :33 his ^-^ wound, -^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some UwU smaww space, ^.^ being >w< stwong uWu at uWu heawt, ->w< He sent ;;w;; me hithew, stwangew >_< as UwU I am, -;;w;; To tell ÚwÚ this story, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might UwU excuse -ÚwÚ His xDD bwoken ;;w;; pwomise, ÚwÚ and to UwU give ÚwÚ this nyapkin, -OwO Dy'd uWu in :33 his bwood, >w< unto x3 the xDD shephewd :33 youth -:33 That ^.^ he uWu in spowt xDD doth caww :33 his :3 Wosawind. -:3 [WOSAWIND ÚwÚ swoons] ->_> CEWIA. Why, >w< how now, xDD Ganymede! x3 sweet xDD Ganymede! -OwO OWIVEW. xDD Many xDD wiww xDD swoon when ;;w;; they UwU do wook on blood. ->_> CEWIA. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe uWu in :3 it. x3 Cousin xDD Ganymede! -OwO OWIVEW. x3 Wook, ^.^ he recovers. -ROSALIND. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu at >_> home. ->_> CEWIA. ^-^ We'ww lead xDD you xDD thithew. -UwU I pray UwU you, xDD wiww xDD you OwO take ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the awm? -OwO OWIVEW. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheew, >_< youth. >_> You :3 a ;;w;; man! ->_> You ^.^ wack :3 a :33 man's ;;w;; heawt. -ROSALIND. UwU I UwU do >_> so, UwU I x3 confess :3 it. xDD Ah, sirrah, :3 a >w< body ^.^ wouwd think -ÚwÚ this UwU was weww :3 countewfeited. UwU I pray xDD you tell x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >w< how -weww UwU I :3 countewfeited. Heigh-ho! -OwO OWIVEW. This UwU was nyot :3 countewfeit; there >_> is ^w^ too great testimony uWu in -x3 youw >_< compwexion :3 that >w< it UwU was :3 a passion of >w< eawnyest. -ROSALIND. OwO Countewfeit, UwU I :33 assuwe OwO you. -OwO OWIVEW. Weww >w< then, OwO take :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< heawt ÚwÚ and OwO countewfeit to be :3 a man. -ROSALIND. ^w^ So UwU I do; but, :33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO woman ^.^ by -ÚwÚ wight. ->_> CEWIA. ^.^ Come, xDD you wook :33 pawew ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawew; pray xDD you dwaw UwU homewawds. -^-^ Good ^w^ siw, OwO go with >_> us. -OwO OWIVEW. :33 That xDD wiww I, fow UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw answew back -How xDD you UwU excuse x3 my brother, :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. UwU I UwU shaww >w< devise something; but, UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ commend x3 my -countewfeiting to ^.^ him. Will xDD you >w< go? 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Faith, x3 the priest UwU was ÚwÚ good UwU enyough, fow aww x3 the ;;w;; owd -uWu gentweman's saying. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ A UwU most wicked Sir UwU Owivew, Audwey, :3 a UwU most ^-^ viwe Mawtext. -But, Audwey, there >_> is :3 a :33 youth OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >_< fowest ways >_< cwaim to -OwO you. -uWu AUDWEY. Ay, UwU I ^.^ knyow who ÚwÚ 'tis; ^.^ he hath nyo ÚwÚ intewest uWu in ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the -wowwd; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 man xDD you x3 mean. - -Entew UwU WIWWIAM - -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 meat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink to ;;w;; me to >_> see :3 a clown. ^-^ By x3 my troth, -^.^ we :3 that uWu have ÚwÚ good :33 wits uWu have much to answew for: ^.^ we UwU shaww be -OwO fwouting; ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot hold. -WILLIAM. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ ev'n, uWu Audwey. -uWu AUDWEY. ^w^ God OwO ye ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ ev'n, William. -WILLIAM. xDD And ÚwÚ good ev'n to UwU you, sir. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ ev'n, ^-^ gentwe :3 fwiend. Cover >w< thy head, UwU cuvw >w< thy -head; x3 nyay, :33 pwithee be cover'd. How ;;w;; owd OwO awe UwU you, >w< fwiend? -WILLIAM. :3 Five ÚwÚ and twenty, sir. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ A ripe age. Is >w< thy xDD nyame ^-^ Wiwwiam? -WILLIAM. >w< Wiwwiam, sir. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ A >w< faiw nyame. UwU Wast bown :33 i' x3 th' >_< fowest hewe? -WILLIAM. Ay, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank >_< God. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. xDD 'Thank ^w^ God.' ^-^ A ÚwÚ good answer. -Awt xDD wich? -WILLIAM. Faith, ^w^ siw, UwU so :3 so. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 'So ÚwÚ so' >_> is UwU good, xDD vewy UwU good, xDD vewy :3 excewwent good; ÚwÚ and -yet >w< it >_> is x3 nyot; >w< it >_> is >_> but UwU so :3 so. Awt xDD thou :33 wise? -WILLIAM. Ay, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO pwetty >_< wit. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Why, xDD thou say'st well. UwU I UwU do nyow remember :3 a ^w^ saying: 'The ->w< foow xDD doth think ^.^ he >_> is >_< wise, >_> but x3 the uWu wise x3 man xDD knyows >_< himsewf to be -:3 a fool.' uWu The heathen >_> phiwosophew, when ^.^ he xDD had :3 a ^.^ desiwe to eat :3 a -OwO gwape, ^.^ wouwd open :33 his lips when ^.^ he put >w< it x3 into :33 his x3 mouth; meaning -theweby :3 that gwapes :3 wewe UwU made to eat ÚwÚ and lips to open. >_> You UwU do -wuv ÚwÚ this maid? -WILLIAM. UwU I UwU do, sir. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. Awt xDD thou learned? -WILLIAM. :3 Nyo, sir. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Then :3 weawn ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; me: to uWu have >_> is to uWu have; fow >w< it >_> is :3 a -xDD figuwe uWu in >_> whetowic :3 that dwink, ^.^ being :3 pouw'd x3 out of >w< cup x3 into :3 a -gwass, ^.^ by filling x3 the one xDD doth :33 empty x3 the >w< othew; fow aww x3 youw -^.^ wwitews UwU do >_< consent :3 that OwO ipse >_> is he; now, xDD you OwO awe nyot >_< ipse, fow UwU I -^w^ am he. -WILLIAM. >_< Which xDD he, UwU siw? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ He, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^w^ must marry ÚwÚ this uWu woman. >_< Thewefowe, xDD you -:3 cwown, :3 abandon- which >_> is uWu in x3 the uWu vuwgaw weave- x3 the society- which -uWu in x3 the uWu boowish >_> is >w< company- of ÚwÚ this female- which uWu in x3 the ^w^ common >_> is -^-^ woman- which togethew ^w^ is: ;;w;; abandon x3 the >w< society of ÚwÚ this OwO femawe; or, -:3 cwown, xDD thou >w< pewishest; or, to >w< thy xDD bettew ^.^ undewstanding, >w< diest; -or, to ^w^ wit, UwU I OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, >_< make uWu thee away, UwU twanswate >w< thy >w< wife x3 into -UwU death, >w< thy ^w^ wibewty x3 into bondage. UwU I xDD wiww deal uWu in x3 poison with ÚwÚ thee, -ow uWu in ÚwÚ bastinyado, ow uWu in steel; UwU I xDD wiww >w< bandy with uWu thee uWu in x3 faction; -xDD wiww o'er-run uWu thee with :33 powicy; UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww uWu thee :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and -:33 fifty x3 ways; >_< thewefowe :3 twembwe ÚwÚ and uWu depawt. -uWu AUDWEY. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good William. -WILLIAM. ^w^ God xDD west xDD you >_> mewwy, sir. uWu Exit - -Entew COWIN - -CORIN. Our >_< mastew ÚwÚ and mistwess >_> seeks uWu you; come away, xDD away. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Trip, Audwey, >w< twip, uWu Audwey. UwU I >w< attend, UwU I xDD attend. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew OWWANDO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ OWIVEW - ->_< OWWANDO. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe :3 that on UwU so xDD wittwe >_< acquaintance xDD you >_> shouwd -^.^ wike OwO hew? :3 that >_> but ^-^ seeing xDD you >_> shouwd wuv OwO hew? ÚwÚ and >w< woving ^-^ woo? -x3 and, ^.^ wooing, ^.^ she >_> shouwd ;;w;; gwant? ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD you persever to ^.^ enjoy -OwO hew? -OwO OWIVEW. >_> Nyeithew caww x3 the ;;w;; giddinyess of >w< it uWu in ^.^ question, x3 the uWu puvwty -of hew, x3 the UwU smaww ÚwÚ acquaintance, x3 my ^.^ sudden ^.^ wooing, nor her ^.^ sudden -UwU consenting; >_> but >_> say with uWu me, UwU I wuv Awienya; >_> say with her :3 that ^.^ she -loves OwO me; >_< consent with both :3 that ^.^ we OwO may ^.^ enjoy >_< each :3 othew. ^.^ It -UwU shaww be to x3 youw good; fow x3 my father's ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >_> wevenyue -:3 that UwU was ;;w;; owd Sir ^w^ Wowwand's xDD wiww UwU I estate ;;w;; upon UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^w^ wive -ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a ^-^ shephewd. ->_< OWWANDO. >_> You uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ consent. Let x3 youw ÚwÚ wedding be ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -Thither xDD wiww UwU I invite x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and aww's UwU contented fowwowews. Go -xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe Awienya; for, wook UwU you, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my :3 Wosawind. - -Entew ROSALIND - -ROSALIND. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, ^-^ bwothew. -OwO OWIVEW. xDD And UwU you, >w< faiw sister. uWu Exit -ROSALIND. >_< O, x3 my uWu deaw >_> Owwando, >w< how >w< it grieves ;;w;; me to >_> see uWu thee ^-^ weaw ->w< thy >_< heawt uWu in :3 a >_< scawf! ->_< OWWANDO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my awm. -ROSALIND. UwU I xDD thought >w< thy >_< heawt xDD had :33 been wounded with x3 the claws of :3 a ->_> wion. ->_< OWWANDO. Wounded >w< it ;;w;; is, >_> but with x3 the eyes of :3 a >_> wady. -ROSALIND. Did x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew tell xDD you >w< how UwU I :33 countewfeited to xDD swoon -when ^.^ he ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me x3 youw handkercher? ->_< OWWANDO. Ay, ÚwÚ and :33 gweatew wondews than x3 that. -ROSALIND. >_< O, UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 whewe xDD you x3 awe. Nyay, UwU 'tis true. >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyevew -xDD any ^.^ thing UwU so ^.^ sudden >_> but x3 the >w< fight of >w< two wams ÚwÚ and Caesar's -uWu thwasonyicaw bwag of ÚwÚ 'I came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and uvwcame.' For x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew -ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 sistew nyo :33 soonyew >w< met >_> but ;;w;; they wook'd; nyo :33 soonyew >_> wook'd >_> but -;;w;; they lov'd; nyo :33 soonyew :3 wov'd >_> but ;;w;; they ^-^ sigh'd; nyo :33 soonyew xDD sigh'd >_> but -;;w;; they >w< ask'd one anyothew x3 the UwU weason; nyo :33 soonyew UwU knyew x3 the reason >_> but -;;w;; they >_< sought x3 the ^-^ wemedy- ÚwÚ and uWu in these >_> degwees uWu have ;;w;; they UwU made :33 paiw -of >_< staiws to ^.^ mawwiage, which ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 cwimb xDD incontinyent, ow >_> ewse -be incontinyent >w< befowe marriage. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu in x3 the xDD vewy >_> wwath of -xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww together. x3 Cwubs ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. ->_< OWWANDO. ^-^ They UwU shaww be mawwied to-morrow; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww bid x3 the >w< Duke -to x3 the :33 nyuptiaw. But, >_< O, >w< how UwU bittew :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it >_> is to wook x3 into -happinyess ^w^ thwough anyothew :33 man's xDD eyes! ^-^ By UwU so much x3 the ^.^ mowe UwU shaww UwU I -to-mowwow be uWu at x3 the height of heart-heaviness, ^.^ by >w< how much UwU I -UwU shaww think x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ happy uWu in xDD having >_> what ^.^ he wishes ;;w;; fow. -ROSALIND. Why, >w< then, to-mowwow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot serve x3 youw turn fow -^w^ Wosawind? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ wive nyo longer ^.^ by ÚwÚ thinking. -ROSALIND. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ weawy UwU you, >w< then, nyo longer with idle tawking. xDD Knyow -of ;;w;; me ^.^ then- fow nyow UwU I speak to x3 some purpose- :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe -:3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of ÚwÚ good xDD conceit. UwU I speak nyot ÚwÚ this :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd -UwU beaw :3 a ÚwÚ good opinyion of x3 my ^-^ knyowwedge, >_< insomuch UwU I >_> say UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ->_< awe; :3 nyeithew UwU do UwU I labour fow :3 a :33 gweatew >_> esteem than OwO may uWu in x3 some -xDD wittwe UwU measuwe dwaw :3 a bewief from UwU you, to UwU do >_> youwsewf UwU good, ÚwÚ and -nyot to xDD gwace x3 me. :3 Bewieve >w< then, >_> if xDD you please, :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU do -;;w;; stwange xDD things. UwU I have, xDD since UwU I UwU was >w< thwee xDD yeaw :3 owd, convers'd -with :3 a OwO magician, UwU most profound uWu in :33 his awt ÚwÚ and yet nyot uWu damnyabwe. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv >_> Wosawind UwU so nyeaw x3 the >_< heawt >_< as x3 youw uWu gestuwe x3 cwies ->w< it ^.^ out, when x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu mawwies ^w^ Awienya UwU shaww xDD you marry her. UwU I -^.^ knyow x3 into >_> what stwaits of :3 fowtunye ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ dwiven; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is nyot -xDD impossibwe to uWu me, >_> if >w< it appeaw nyot inconvenyient to UwU you, to uWu set -her >w< befowe x3 youw eyes ^.^ to-mowwow, human >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without xDD any -danger. ->_< OWWANDO. Speak'st xDD thou uWu in sober >_> meanyings? -ROSALIND. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, UwU I do; which UwU I xDD tendew ^-^ deawwy, ^w^ though UwU I >_> say UwU I -^w^ am :3 a magician. Therefore put xDD you uWu in x3 youw best x3 awway, bid x3 youw ->_< fwiends; fow >_> if xDD you xDD wiww be mawwied ^.^ to-mowwow, xDD you :3 shaww; ÚwÚ and to -:33 Wosawind, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww. - -Entew OwO SIWVIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ PHEBE - -x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes :3 a wuvw of >_> minye, ÚwÚ and :3 a wuvw of hers. ->_< PHEBE. ^w^ Youth, xDD you uWu have donye ;;w;; me much UwU ungentwenyess -;;w;; To x3 show x3 the >_> wettew :3 that UwU I ^-^ wwit to OwO you. -ROSALIND. UwU I :3 cawe nyot >_> if UwU I :3 have. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my ^-^ study -;;w;; To xDD seem xDD despitefuw ÚwÚ and x3 ungentwe to OwO you. ->_> You OwO awe there follow'd ^.^ by :3 a faithfuw >w< shephewd; -Wook ;;w;; upon :3 him, wuv him; ^.^ he worships OwO you. ->_< PHEBE. ^-^ Good shepherd, tell ÚwÚ this :33 youth >_> what UwU 'tis to love. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is to be aww UwU made of :3 sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; -xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow UwU Phebe. ->_< PHEBE. xDD And UwU I fow Ganymede. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU I fow :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. xDD And UwU I fow nyo uWu woman. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is to be aww UwU made of :33 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ sewvice; -xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow UwU Phebe. ->_< PHEBE. xDD And UwU I fow Ganymede. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU I fow :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. xDD And UwU I fow nyo uWu woman. -^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is to be aww UwU made of fantasy, -All UwU made of ^-^ passion, ÚwÚ and aww UwU made of OwO wishes; -All xDD adowation, >_< duty, ÚwÚ and observance, -All humbleness, aww patience, ÚwÚ and impatience, -All puwity, aww OwO twiaw, aww obedience; -xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow UwU Phebe. ->_< PHEBE. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow Ganymede. ->_< OWWANDO. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow :3 Wosawind. -ROSALIND. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I fow nyo uWu woman. ->_< PHEBE. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >w< why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >w< why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you? ->_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >w< why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you? -ROSALIND. Why UwU do xDD you speak :3 too, UwU 'Why uWu bwame xDD you ;;w;; me to wuv you?' ->_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; To her :3 that >_> is nyot UwU hewe, nor xDD doth nyot heaw. -ROSALIND. >_> Pway UwU you, nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< this; UwU 'tis ^.^ wike x3 the xDD howwing of Irish -wolves OwO against x3 the x3 moon. :33 [To SIWVIUS] UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp xDD you >_> if UwU I ;;w;; can. -:33 [To >_> PHEBE] UwU I ^.^ wouwd wuv xDD you >_> if UwU I ^w^ couwd.- >_< To-mowwow :3 meet ;;w;; me aww -together. :3 [ ;;w;; To ^w^ PHEBE xDD ] UwU I xDD wiww marry xDD you >_> if OwO evew UwU I marry ^w^ woman, -ÚwÚ and I'll be mawwied ÚwÚ to-mowwow. :33 [To xDD OWWANDO] UwU I xDD wiww satisfy xDD you >_> if -OwO evew UwU I ^-^ satisfied ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww be mawwied ÚwÚ to-mowwow. :33 [To -Silvius] UwU I xDD wiww :3 content xDD you >_> if >_> what x3 pweases xDD you contents UwU you, ÚwÚ and -xDD you UwU shaww be mawwied ÚwÚ to-mowwow. :33 [To xDD OWWANDO] ;;w;; As xDD you wuv -:33 Wosawind, ^.^ meet. :33 [To SIWVIUS] ;;w;; As xDD you wuv ^-^ Phebe, ^-^ meet;- ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I -wuv nyo ^w^ woman, I'll ^.^ meet. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; UwU I uWu have left xDD you -:33 commands. -^.^ SIWVIUS. I'll nyot fail, >_> if UwU I wive. ->_< PHEBE. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. ->_< OWWANDO. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY - -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_< To-mowwow >_> is x3 the >w< joyfuw ^-^ day, ^w^ Audwe'y; to-mowwow xDD wiww ^.^ we -be mawwied. -uWu AUDWEY. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe >w< it with aww x3 my heawt; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is nyo -;;w;; dishonyest ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ desiwe to be :3 a OwO woman of x3 the wowwd. :3 Hewe come ->w< two of x3 the banyish'd Duke's ^-^ pages. - -Entew >w< two >w< PAGES - -uWu FIWST xDD PAGE. Weww :3 met, xDD honyest :3 gentweman. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, weww ÚwÚ met. :3 Come ^.^ sit, ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 song. -^w^ SECOND xDD PAGE. We OwO awe fow uWu you; sit :33 i' x3 th' xDD middwe. -uWu FIWST xDD PAGE. Shall ^.^ we >_< cwap into't :33 woundwy, ^-^ without :33 hawking, ow -UwU spitting, ow :3 saying ^.^ we OwO awe >w< hoawse, which OwO awe x3 the >w< onwy xDD pwowogues -to :3 a :33 bad :33 voice? -^w^ SECOND xDD PAGE. :33 I'faith, uWu i'faith; ÚwÚ and both uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ tunye, ^.^ wike >w< two OwO gipsies -on :3 a horse. - -OwO SONG. -^.^ It UwU was :3 a wuvw ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu wass, -With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, -:33 That ^-^ o'ew x3 the green cown-fiewd uWu did pass -^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, x3 the >w< onwy OwO pwetty OwO wing time, -x3 When xDD biwds UwU do ^w^ sing, >_> hey ding :3 a :33 ding, x3 ding. -ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ wuvws wuv x3 the ÚwÚ spwing. - -Between x3 the acres of x3 the UwU wye, -With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, -;;w;; These OwO pwetty countwy folks ^.^ wouwd wie, -^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, &c. - -This ^-^ cawow ;;w;; they began :3 that ^-^ houw, -With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, -How :3 that :3 a >w< wife UwU was >_> but :3 a x3 fwowew, -^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, &c. - -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO take x3 the xDD pwesent time, -With :3 a ^w^ hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> hey nyonyinyo, -For wuv >_> is ^.^ cwownyed with x3 the prime, -^w^ In x3 the ^-^ spwing time, &c. - -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Twuwy, xDD young xDD gentwemen, ^w^ though there UwU was nyo great -;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 the ^.^ ditty, yet x3 the ^-^ nyote UwU was xDD vewy UwU untunyeabwe. -uWu FIWST xDD PAGE. YOU OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, siw; ^.^ we :33 kept time, ^.^ we wost nyot UwU ouw -uWu time. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, yes; UwU I ;;w;; count >w< it >_> but time wost to hear xDD such -:3 a >_< foowish :33 song. ^w^ God UwU buy uWu you; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God mend x3 youw ^-^ voices. ^.^ Come, -uWu Audwey. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE SENIOR, >_< AMIENS, >w< JAQUES, OWWANDO, x3 OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA - -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. uWu Dost xDD thou :33 bewieve, >_> Owwando, :3 that x3 the ;;w;; boy -UwU Can UwU do aww ÚwÚ this :3 that ^.^ he hath promised? ->_< OWWANDO. UwU I x3 sometimes UwU do ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes UwU do not: -;;w;; As UwU those :3 that feaw ;;w;; they hope, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they ;;w;; feaw. - -Entew WOSAWIND, UwU SIWVIUS, ÚwÚ and ^w^ PHEBE - -ROSALIND. ;;w;; Patience >_> once >_> mowe, whiwes UwU ouw compact >_> is urg'd: ->_> You say, >_> if UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu in x3 youw :33 Wosawind, ->_> You xDD wiww bestow her on :3 Owwando hewe? -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. :33 That ^.^ wouwd I, xDD had UwU I OwO kingdoms to UwU give with her. -ROSALIND. xDD And xDD you >_> say xDD you xDD wiww uWu have her when UwU I ;;w;; bwing OwO hew? ->_< OWWANDO. :33 That ^.^ wouwd I, :3 wewe UwU I of aww OwO kingdoms king. -ROSALIND. >_> You >_> say you'ww marry uWu me, >_> if UwU I be UwU wiwwing? ->_< PHEBE. :33 That xDD wiww I, >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ die x3 the >_> houw >w< aftew. -ROSALIND. OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU do refuse to marry uWu me, -You'll UwU give >_> youwsewf to ÚwÚ this UwU most faithfuw :3 shephewd? ->_< PHEBE. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the :33 bawgain. -ROSALIND. >_> You >_> say :3 that you'ww uWu have ^-^ Phebe, >_> if ^.^ she xDD wiww? -^.^ SIWVIUS. ;;w;; Though to uWu have her ÚwÚ and :33 death :3 wewe both one >_> thing. -ROSALIND. UwU I uWu have pwomis'd to >_< make aww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew xDD even. -^w^ Keep xDD you x3 youw word, x3 O ;;w;; Duke, to UwU give x3 youw ;;w;; daughtew; ->_> You >_< youws, >_> Owwando, to receive :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; -^w^ Keep x3 youw word, ^-^ Phebe, :3 that you'ww marry uWu me, -:33 Ow else, UwU wefusing uWu me, to x3 wed ÚwÚ this >w< shephewd; -^w^ Keep x3 youw word, Silvius, :3 that you'ww marry her -;;w;; If ^.^ she refuse OwO me; ÚwÚ and from >w< hence UwU I x3 go, -;;w;; To >_< make these xDD doubts aww xDD even. -Exeunt ROSALIND ÚwÚ and xDD CEWIA -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. UwU I UwU do remember uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD shephewd ;;w;; boy -;;w;; Some lively >_> touches of x3 my ^w^ daughtew's UwU favouw. ->_< OWWANDO. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the xDD fiwst time :3 that UwU I OwO evew saw ^.^ him -:33 Methought ^.^ he UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew to x3 youw >w< daughtew. -But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy >_> is UwU fowest-bown, -xDD And hath :33 been ^-^ tutow'd uWu in x3 the rudiments -Of UwU many despewate x3 studies ^.^ by :33 his uWu uncwe, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ he ÚwÚ wepowts to be :3 a great OwO magician, -ÚwÚ Obscuwed uWu in x3 the xDD ciwcwe of ÚwÚ this ^.^ fowest. - -Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY - -JAQUES. >_> Thewe ;;w;; is, x3 suwe, anyothew flood toward, ÚwÚ and these couples OwO awe -xDD coming to x3 the x3 awk. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a :33 paiw of xDD vewy ;;w;; stwange x3 beasts which -uWu in aww tongues OwO awe ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; foows. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Sawutation ÚwÚ and :3 gweeting to xDD you :33 aww! -JAQUES. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, bid ^.^ him x3 wewcome. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ motwey-minded -ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that UwU I uWu have UwU so often >w< met uWu in x3 the ^.^ fowest. >w< He hath :33 been :3 a -couwtiew, ^.^ he uWu sweaws. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; If xDD any x3 man doubt :3 that, wet ^.^ him put ;;w;; me to x3 my ^w^ puwgation. -UwU I uWu have twod :3 a >_< measuwe; UwU I uWu have fwatt'wed :3 a ;;w;; wady; UwU I uWu have :33 been -;;w;; powitic with x3 my fwiend, x3 smooth with >_< minye enemy; UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ undonye ->w< thwee >w< taiwows; UwU I uWu have xDD had fouw quarrels, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to uWu have ÚwÚ fought -onye. -JAQUES. xDD And >w< how UwU was :3 that >_> ta'en uWu up? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. Faith, ^.^ we :3 met, ÚwÚ and >_> found x3 the ^-^ quawwew UwU was ;;w;; upon x3 the -ÚwÚ seventh OwO cause. -JAQUES. How ÚwÚ seventh ^w^ cause? ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him xDD vewy well. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ God :3 'iwd UwU you, siw; UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you of x3 the >_> wike. UwU I x3 pwess uWu in -UwU hewe, ^w^ siw, amongst x3 the xDD west of x3 the countwy >_> copuwatives, to >_< sweaw -ÚwÚ and to fowsweaw, accowding >_< as ^.^ mawwiage uWu binds ÚwÚ and :3 bwood ;;w;; bweaks. ^-^ A -poor xDD viwgin, ^w^ siw, >w< an :3 iww-favouw'd ÚwÚ thing, ^w^ siw, >_> but >_< minye >_> own; :3 a -poor humouw of >_> minye, ^w^ siw, to OwO take :3 that :3 that x3 man >_> ewse :33 wiww. Wich -honesty dwells ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ misew, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a poor ^.^ house; >_< as x3 youw uWu peaww -uWu in x3 youw fouw oyster. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy UwU swift ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sententious. -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Accowding to x3 the ;;w;; foow's bolt, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD such dulcet -xDD diseases. -JAQUES. But, fow x3 the ÚwÚ seventh xDD cause: >w< how uWu did xDD you find x3 the ^-^ quawwew on -x3 the ÚwÚ seventh ^w^ cause? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Upon :3 a >_< wie ÚwÚ seven times UwU wemuvd- UwU beaw x3 youw >w< body ^.^ mowe -^.^ seeming, Audrey- >_< as thus, sir. UwU I uWu did :33 diswike x3 the :3 cut of :3 a xDD cewtain -x3 couwtiew's beawd; ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me word, >_> if UwU I uWu said :33 his ^w^ beawd UwU was nyot -:3 cut weww, ^.^ he UwU was uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind >w< it uWu was. This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^w^ Wetowt -:33 Couwteous. ;;w;; If UwU I sent ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ->_> send ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ^.^ he :3 cut >w< it to uWu pwease himself. This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the uWu Quip -xDD Modest. ;;w;; If again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, ^.^ he ^.^ disabwed x3 my ;;w;; judgment. -This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the Reply Churlish. ;;w;; If again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, -^.^ he ^.^ wouwd answew UwU I x3 spake nyot true. This >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the Reproof -Valiant. ;;w;; If again >w< it UwU was nyot weww :3 cut, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> say UwU I xDD wie. This ->_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the Countercheck x3 Quawwewsome. xDD And UwU so to x3 the Lie -Ciwcumstantiaw ÚwÚ and x3 the Lie x3 Diwect. -JAQUES. xDD And >w< how ;;w;; oft uWu did xDD you >_> say :33 his ^w^ beawd UwU was nyot weww cut? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. UwU I x3 duwst OwO go nyo further than x3 the Lie Circumstantial, nor -^.^ he x3 duwst nyot UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the Lie UwU Diwect; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ we UwU measuw'd :33 swowds -ÚwÚ and pawted. -JAQUES. UwU Can xDD you nominate uWu in order nyow x3 the >_> degwees of x3 the wie? -x3 TOUCHSTONyE. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^-^ quawwew uWu in pwint ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ book, >_< as xDD you uWu have -uWu books fow ÚwÚ good mannyews. UwU I xDD wiww xDD nyame xDD you x3 the degrees. uWu The ÚwÚ fiwst, -x3 the ^w^ Wetowt ;;w;; Couwteous; x3 the xDD second, x3 the uWu Quip OwO Modest; x3 the OwO thiwd, x3 the -Reply ^.^ Chuwwish; x3 the uWu fouwth, x3 the Reproof ^-^ Vawiant; x3 the UwU fifth, x3 the -Countercheck Quarrelsome; x3 the ;;w;; sixth, x3 the Lie with UwU Ciwcumstance; -x3 the ^w^ seventh, x3 the Lie x3 Diwect. All these xDD you OwO may avoid >_> but x3 the Lie -UwU Diwect; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may avoid :3 that ^w^ too with >w< an x3 If. UwU I UwU knyew when ÚwÚ seven -justices couwd nyot OwO take x3 up :3 a xDD quawwew; >_> but when x3 the ;;w;; pawties :3 wewe ->w< met ^.^ themsewves, one of them xDD thought >_> but of >w< an If, ÚwÚ as: x3 'If xDD you -uWu said >_> so, xDD then UwU I uWu said >_< so.' xDD And ;;w;; they >_> shook ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe -brothers. uWu Youw ;;w;; If >_> is x3 the >w< onwy peace-maker; much viwtue uWu in x3 If. -JAQUES. Is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a OwO wawe fewwow, x3 my xDD wowd? -He's >_< as ÚwÚ good uWu at xDD any ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and yet :3 a xDD foow. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. >w< He x3 uses :33 his >w< fowwy ^.^ wike :3 a UwU stawking-howse, ÚwÚ and :33 undew x3 the -presentation of :3 that ^.^ he >_< shoots :33 his wit: - -Entew >_< HYMEN, WOSAWIND, ÚwÚ and >_> CEWIA. UwU Stiww ;;w;; MUSIC - -;;w;; HYMEN. UwU Then >_> is there >_< miwth uWu in ^.^ heaven, -x3 When ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ things UwU made even -Atonye together. -^-^ Good ;;w;; Duke, receive >w< thy ;;w;; daughtew; -;;w;; Hymen from heaven ^.^ bwought hew, -Yea, ^.^ bwought her hithew, -:33 That xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst ^w^ join her uWu hand with his, ->_< Whose >_< heawt within :33 his ^w^ bosom >w< is. -ROSALIND. :33 [To uWu DUKE] ;;w;; To xDD you UwU I UwU give myself, fow UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. -:33 [To xDD OWWANDO] ;;w;; To xDD you UwU I UwU give myself, fow UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. ;;w;; If there be uWu twuth uWu in UwU sight, xDD you OwO awe x3 my >w< daughtew. ->_< OWWANDO. ;;w;; If there be uWu twuth uWu in UwU sight, xDD you OwO awe x3 my :3 Wosawind. ->_< PHEBE. ;;w;; If ^.^ sight ÚwÚ and xDD shape be ^-^ twue, -Why >w< then, x3 my wuv ^w^ adieu! -ROSALIND. I'll uWu have nyo ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if xDD you be nyot he; -I'll uWu have nyo ^.^ husband, >_> if xDD you be nyot he; -x3 Nyow ^w^ nye'ew x3 wed ^w^ woman, >_> if xDD you be nyot ^w^ she. -;;w;; HYMEN. uWu Peace, ho! UwU I ^-^ baw ^w^ confusion; -'Tis UwU I ^w^ must >_< make OwO concwusion -Of these UwU most ;;w;; stwange events. ->_> Hewe's eight :3 that ^w^ must OwO take ^.^ hands -;;w;; To ^w^ join uWu in ÚwÚ Hymen's bands, -;;w;; If uWu twuth ÚwÚ howds true :3 contents. ->_> You ÚwÚ and xDD you nyo OwO cwoss UwU shaww ^w^ pawt; ->_> You ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< heawt uWu in heawt; ->_> You to :33 his wuv ^w^ must accowd, -:33 Ow uWu have :3 a OwO woman to x3 youw wowd; ->_> You ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< suwe together, -;;w;; As x3 the winter to fouw weather. -Whiwes :3 a wedwock-hymn ^.^ we ^w^ sing, -UwU Feed youwsewves with xDD questionying, -:33 That reason wonder OwO may ÚwÚ diminyish, -How OwO thus ^.^ we :3 met, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ things :3 finyish. - -OwO SONG -Wedding >_> is great :33 Junyo's >_< cwown; -x3 O blessed :3 bond of ÚwÚ boawd ÚwÚ and bed! -'Tis ;;w;; Hymen UwU peopwes every xDD town; -xDD High wedlock xDD then be :33 honyouwed. -Honour, xDD high honyouw, ÚwÚ and OwO wenyown, -;;w;; To UwU Hymen, god of every >w< town! - -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw UwU nyiece, wewcome xDD thou awt to me! -Even ^w^ daughtew, wewcome uWu in nyo less uWu degwee. ->_< PHEBE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot eat x3 my word, nyow xDD thou awt minye; -x3 Thy :33 faith x3 my ^w^ fancy to uWu thee xDD doth ^-^ combinye. - -Entew JAQUES UwU de BOYS - -JAQUES UwU de UwU BOYS. Let ;;w;; me uWu have audience fow :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow UwU two. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the second >_< son of ;;w;; owd Sir ;;w;; Wowwand, -:33 That ;;w;; bwing these UwU tidings to ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ assembwy. ->w< Duke ÚwÚ Fwedewick, hearing >w< how :3 that every day -OwO Men of great ^.^ wowth resorted to ÚwÚ this uWu fowest, -^.^ Addwess'd :3 a ^-^ mighty power; which :3 wewe on xDD foot, -^w^ In :33 his UwU own x3 conduct, purposely to OwO take -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ bwothew UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and put ^.^ him to x3 the ^-^ swowd; -xDD And to x3 the skiwts of ÚwÚ this >w< wiwd uWu wood ^.^ he came, -UwU Whewe, meeting with >w< an ;;w;; owd religious ^w^ man, ->w< Aftew x3 some ;;w;; question with :3 him, UwU was ^.^ convewted -UwU Both from :33 his uWu entewpwise ÚwÚ and from x3 the wowwd; -ÚwÚ His >_< cwown ÚwÚ bequeathing to :33 his banyish'd brother, -xDD And aww uWu theiw ^-^ wands :33 westow'd to them again -:33 That :3 wewe with ^.^ him uWu exiw'd. This to be true -UwU I UwU do :33 engage x3 my life. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Welcome, xDD young man. -^.^ Thou >w< offew'st ^.^ faiwwy to >w< thy ^w^ bwothews' wedding: -;;w;; To one, :33 his ^-^ wands withheld; ÚwÚ and to x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -^-^ A ÚwÚ wand itsewf uWu at wawge, :3 a x3 potent ÚwÚ dukedom. -^.^ Fiwst, uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowest wet >_> us UwU do UwU those uWu ends -:33 That OwO hewe :3 wewe weww ÚwÚ begun ÚwÚ and weww ;;w;; begot; -xDD And after, every of ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy number, -:33 That uWu have :33 enduw'd shrewd OwO days ÚwÚ and :33 nyights with us, -Shall share x3 the ÚwÚ good of UwU ouw wetuwnyed fowtunye, -x3 Accowding to x3 the UwU measuwe of uWu theiw ÚwÚ states. -UwU Meantime, x3 fowget ÚwÚ this x3 nyew-faww'n UwU dignyity, -xDD And faww x3 into UwU ouw rustic ^.^ wevewwy. -ÚwÚ Pway, >_> music; ÚwÚ and xDD you brides ÚwÚ and bwidegwooms all, -With UwU measuwe ^w^ heap'd uWu in joy, to x3 th' ^-^ measuwes UwU faww. -JAQUES. UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw OwO patience. ;;w;; If UwU I heard xDD you ÚwÚ wightwy, -uWu The >w< Duke hath put on :3 a religious :3 wife, -xDD And :33 thwown x3 into >_> nyegwect x3 the xDD pompous >_< couwt. -JAQUES uWu DE UwU BOYS. >w< He ^w^ hath. -JAQUES. ;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD wiww ^.^ I. UwU Out of these convewtites ->_> Thewe >_> is much ;;w;; mattew to be heard ÚwÚ and >w< weawn'd. -:33 [To uWu DUKE] >_> You to x3 youw xDD fowmew honour UwU I bequeath; -uWu Youw uWu patience ÚwÚ and x3 youw viwtue weww >_> desewves :3 it. -:33 [To xDD OWWANDO] >_> You to :3 a wuv :3 that x3 youw true :33 faith xDD doth x3 mewit; -:33 [To OWIVEW] >_> You to x3 youw land, ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and great >_> awwies -:33 [To SIWVIUS] >_> You to :3 a ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and UwU weww-desewved bed; -:33 [To uWu TOUCHSTONyE] xDD And xDD you to OwO wwangwing; fow >w< thy >w< woving ^w^ voyage -Is >_> but fow >w< two ^w^ months victuall'd.- ^w^ So to x3 youw pweasuwes; -UwU I ^w^ am fow othew than fow UwU dancing ;;w;; measuwes. -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Stay, >w< Jaques, >_< stay. -JAQUES. ;;w;; To >_> see nyo >w< pastime ^.^ I. >_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have -I'll xDD stay to ^.^ knyow uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ abandon'd ^.^ cave. uWu Exit -ÚwÚ DUKE SENyIOW. Proceed, ^-^ pwoceed. We xDD wiww x3 begin these ^-^ wites, -;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do :33 twust they'ww ^w^ end, uWu in true ;;w;; dewights. :3 [A dance] Exeunt - -:33 EPIWOGUE -EPILOGUE. -ROSALIND. ^.^ It >_> is nyot x3 the fashion to >_> see x3 the uWu wady x3 the epilogue; >_> but ->w< it >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> unhandsome than to >_> see x3 the ;;w;; wowd x3 the x3 pwowogue. ;;w;; If >w< it -be true :3 that ÚwÚ good winye >_< nyeeds nyo ^-^ bush, UwU 'tis true :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 pway ->_< nyeeds nyo epilogue. ÚwÚ Yet to ÚwÚ good winye ;;w;; they UwU do use ÚwÚ good bushes; ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ good plays ^-^ pwuv x3 the xDD bettew ^.^ by x3 the OwO hewp of ÚwÚ good >_< epiwogues. >_> What :3 a -case ^w^ am UwU I uWu in >w< then, :3 that ^w^ am :3 nyeithew :3 a ÚwÚ good epiwogue, nor ;;w;; cannyot -^.^ insinyuate with xDD you uWu in x3 the behawf of :3 a ÚwÚ good pway! UwU I ^w^ am nyot -OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike :3 a xDD beggaw; >_< thewefowe to ÚwÚ beg xDD wiww nyot :33 become x3 me. OwO My -uWu way >_> is to x3 conjuwe uWu you; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 begin with x3 the ^w^ women. UwU I :3 chawge -UwU you, x3 O UwU women, fow x3 the wuv xDD you UwU beaw to men, to ^.^ wike >_< as much of -ÚwÚ this :33 pway >_< as uWu pwease uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, x3 O men, fow x3 the wuv -xDD you UwU beaw to women- >_< as UwU I >_> pewceive ^.^ by x3 youw xDD simp'wing >_< nyonye of xDD you -hates OwO them- :3 that ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 women x3 the :33 pway OwO may ÚwÚ pwease. -;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^w^ woman, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 kiss >_< as UwU many of xDD you >_< as xDD had beards :3 that -pleas'd uWu me, UwU compwexions :3 that ^-^ wik'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu bweaths :3 that UwU I ^-^ defied -x3 nyot; x3 and, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, >_< as UwU many >_< as uWu have ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ beawds, ow ÚwÚ good uWu faces, -ow x3 sweet ÚwÚ bweaths, :33 wiww, fow x3 my uWu kind OwO offew, when UwU I >_< make ^.^ cuwtsy, -bid ;;w;; me farewell. - -^-^ THE END - - - - - -ÚwÚ 1593 - -^-^ THE UwU COMEDY ÚwÚ OF ERRORS - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -^-^ SOWINyUS, >w< Duke of ^w^ Ephesus -AEGEON, :3 a merchant of :33 Sywacuse - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS ^-^ twin bwothews ÚwÚ and xDD sons to -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE xDD Aegion ÚwÚ and Aemewia - -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS ^-^ twin OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants on -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE x3 the >w< two Antipholuses - -BALTHAZAR, :3 a merchant -^w^ ANGEWO, :3 a gowdsmith -uWu FIWST MERCHANT, :33 fwiend to Antipholus of :33 Sywacuse -^w^ SECOND MERCHANT, to ÚwÚ whom :3 Angewo >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ debtow -PINCH, :3 a x3 schoowmastew - -AEMIWIA, >w< wife to AEgeon; >w< an abbess uWu at ^w^ Ephesus -x3 ADWIANyA, >w< wife to Antipholus of ^w^ Ephesus -x3 WUCIANyA, her :3 sistew -WUCE, xDD sewvant to >w< Adwianya - -^-^ A x3 COUWTEZAN - -Gaoler, ^-^ Officews, ^-^ Attendants - - - - - -SCENE: -^w^ Ephesus - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -^-^ THE UwU COMEDY ÚwÚ OF ERRORS - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, AEGEON, x3 the >_> Mewchant -of ^w^ Sywacuse, GAOWEW, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and othew OwO ATTENDANTS - ->w< AEGEON. Proceed, Solinus, to ;;w;; pwocuwe x3 my ^.^ faww, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the >_< doom of :33 death >w< end :3 woes ÚwÚ and all. -x3 DUKE. >_> Mewchant of ^w^ Sywacuse, pwead nyo mowe; -UwU I ^w^ am nyot :33 pawtiaw to infringe UwU ouw waws. -uWu The >_< enmity ÚwÚ and ^-^ discowd which of wate -ÚwÚ Spwung from x3 the >_< wancowous outrage of x3 youw uWu duke -;;w;; To mewchants, UwU ouw >_> weww-deawing ÚwÚ countwymen, -UwU Who, ^-^ wanting guilders to xDD wedeem uWu theiw lives, -:3 Have OwO seaw'd :33 his rigorous x3 statutes with uWu theiw bwoods, -Excwudes aww pity from UwU ouw threat'ning OwO wooks. -For, xDD since x3 the >w< mowtaw ÚwÚ and >_> intestinye ^w^ jaws -UwU 'Twixt >w< thy ^w^ seditious UwU countwymen ÚwÚ and us, -^.^ It hath uWu in solemn :33 synyods :33 been UwU decweed, -UwU Both ^.^ by x3 the >w< Sywacusians ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ouwsewves, -;;w;; To ^w^ admit nyo UwU twaffic to UwU ouw advewse OwO towns; -Nyay, uWu mowe: >_> if xDD any bown uWu at ^w^ Ephesus -^w^ Be :3 seen uWu at xDD any Syracusian :3 mawts ÚwÚ and xDD faiws; -^-^ Again, >_> if xDD any Syracusian bown -:3 Come to x3 the ^w^ bay of ^w^ Ephesus-he dies, -ÚwÚ His >_> goods UwU confiscate to x3 the Duke's ^-^ dispose, -OwO Unwess :3 a thousand >w< mawks be :33 wevied, -;;w;; To ^.^ quit x3 the penalty ÚwÚ and to wansom ^.^ him. -x3 Thy ÚwÚ substance, vawued uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ highest rate, -UwU Cannyot amount >w< unto :3 a :3 hundwed mawks; -Therefore ^.^ by law xDD thou awt condemn'd to die. ->w< AEGEON. ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this x3 my UwU comfowt: when x3 youw wowds OwO awe :33 donye, -OwO My :3 woes >w< end >_< wikewise with x3 the x3 evenying OwO sun. -x3 DUKE. xDD Weww, Syracusian, >_> say uWu in bwief x3 the cause -Why xDD thou ^w^ depawted'st from >w< thy OwO nyative ^.^ home, -xDD And fow >_> what cause xDD thou xDD cam'st to >_< Ephesus. ->w< AEGEON. ^-^ A heaview :3 task couwd nyot uWu have :33 been >w< impos'd -Than UwU I to speak x3 my griefs unspeakable; -Yet, :3 that x3 the wowwd OwO may >_> witnyess :3 that x3 my >w< end -Was ;;w;; wwought ^.^ by nyatuwe, nyot ^.^ by ^-^ viwe ^-^ offence, -I'll :33 uttew >_> what x3 my sorrow ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me >_< weave. -^w^ In :33 Sywacuse UwU was UwU I born, ÚwÚ and x3 wed -uWu Unto :3 a ^w^ woman, ^w^ happy >_> but fow uWu me, -xDD And ^.^ by uWu me, xDD had nyot UwU ouw ÚwÚ hap :33 been bad. -With her UwU I liv'd uWu in :33 joy; UwU ouw weawth UwU incweas'd -^-^ By :33 pwospewous ^w^ voyages UwU I often UwU made -;;w;; To :3 Epidamnyum; >w< tiww x3 my factow's UwU death, -xDD And x3 the great :3 cawe of >_> goods uWu at ÚwÚ wandom uWu weft, -^.^ Dwew ;;w;; me from uWu kind :33 embwacements of x3 my ÚwÚ spouse: -Fwom ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< absence UwU was nyot six ^w^ months :3 owd, -^.^ Befowe herself, almost uWu at xDD fainting :33 undew -uWu The pweasing UwU punyishment :3 that x3 women >_> beaw, -xDD Had UwU made x3 pwovision fow her fowwowing uWu me, -xDD And >w< soon ÚwÚ and >_< safe arrived :3 whewe UwU I uWu was. ->_> Thewe xDD had ^.^ she nyot :33 been ^-^ wong >_> but ^.^ she ÚwÚ became -^-^ A >w< joyfuw mothew of >w< two xDD goodwy sons; -^.^ And, which UwU was >_> stwange, x3 the one UwU so ^.^ wike x3 the othew -;;w;; As couwd nyot be disdnguish'd >_> but ^.^ by ^w^ nyames. -:33 That xDD vewy ^-^ houw, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the sewf-same inn, -^-^ A >_> mean OwO woman UwU was ^-^ dewivewed -Of xDD such :3 a buwden, male twins, both alike. -xDD Those, fow uWu theiw parents :3 wewe :33 exceeding OwO poow, -UwU I ^.^ bought, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought x3 up to >_< attend x3 my >w< sons. -OwO My :3 wife, nyot meanly OwO pwoud of >w< two xDD such boys, -Made x3 daiwy >w< motions fow UwU ouw ^.^ home OwO wetuwn; -Unwiwwing, UwU I UwU agweed. ^-^ Awas! ^w^ too >w< soon -We ^-^ came UwU aboawd. -^-^ A :33 weague from OwO Epidamnyum xDD had ^.^ we saiw'd -^.^ Befowe x3 the x3 awways-wind-obeying >_> deep -Gave xDD any tragic uWu instance of UwU ouw UwU hawm: -OwO But longer uWu did ^.^ we nyot ^.^ wetain much hope, -For >_> what obscured >w< wight x3 the heavens uWu did gwant -Did >_> but :33 convey >w< unto UwU ouw x3 feawfuw minds -^-^ A ^.^ doubtfuw :33 wawwant of x3 immediate ÚwÚ death; ->_< Which ^w^ though mysewf ^.^ wouwd gwadwy uWu have embrac'd, -ÚwÚ Yet x3 the ^w^ incessant UwU weepings of x3 my :3 wife, -Weeping >w< befowe fow >_> what ^.^ she saw ^w^ must come, -xDD And ^.^ piteous >w< pwainyings of x3 the OwO pwetty uWu babes, -:33 That mouwn'd fow fashion, ÚwÚ ignyowant >_> what to ;;w;; feaw, -Forc'd ;;w;; me to >_> seek delays fow them ÚwÚ and x3 me. -xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< it UwU was, fow othew means UwU was ^-^ nyonye: -uWu The saiwows >_< sought fow :33 safety ^.^ by UwU ouw boat, -xDD And left x3 the ship, xDD then ^-^ sinking-wipe, to us; -OwO My :3 wife, ^.^ mowe careful fow x3 the >_> wattew-bown, -xDD Had fast'ned ^.^ him >w< unto :3 a UwU smaww ^-^ spawe OwO mast, ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ sea-fawing ;;w;; men provide fow x3 stowms; -;;w;; To ^.^ him one of x3 the othew ^.^ twins UwU was xDD bound, -Whilst UwU I xDD had :33 been ^.^ wike ^-^ heedfuw of x3 the :3 othew. -uWu The x3 chiwdwen OwO thus uWu dispos'd, x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and I, ->_< Fixing UwU ouw eyes on ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw :3 cawe UwU was OwO fix'd, -:3 Fast'nyed ouwsewves uWu at xDD eithew >w< end x3 the OwO mast, -^.^ And, ^.^ fwoating stwaight, obedient to x3 the stweam, -Was cawwied uWu towawds ^w^ Cowinth, >_< as ^.^ we thought. -At :33 wength x3 the sun, >_< gazing ;;w;; upon x3 the earth, -x3 Dispews'd UwU those uWu vapouws :3 that uWu offended us; -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ benyefit of :33 his wished wight, -uWu The seas wax'd calm, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we discovered -Two ÚwÚ ships from uWu faw x3 making ^-^ amain to >w< us- -Of ^.^ Cowinth :3 that, of Epidauwus UwU this. -OwO But ere ;;w;; they came-O, wet ;;w;; me >_> say nyo uWu mowe! -Gather x3 the >w< sequew ^.^ by :3 that OwO went befowe. -x3 DUKE. Nyay, forward, ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, UwU do nyot bweak x3 off so; -For ^.^ we OwO may pity, ^w^ though nyot UwU pawdon thee. ->w< AEGEON. >_< O, xDD had x3 the gods donye >_> so, UwU I xDD had nyot nyow -^w^ Wowthiwy tewm'd them merciless to ÚwÚ us! -For, ere x3 the ÚwÚ ships couwd :3 meet ^.^ by twice five weagues, -We :3 wewe encount'wed ^.^ by :3 a ^-^ mighty :33 wock, ->_< Which ^.^ being >_< viowentwy :3 bownye upon, -Our helpful ship UwU was xDD spwitted uWu in x3 the midst; -^w^ So :3 that, uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 unjust :3 divowce of us, -:33 Fowtunye xDD had left to both of >_> us :33 awike ->_> What to delight x3 in, >_> what to sorrow ;;w;; fow. -:3 Hew >_> pawt, poor x3 souw, ÚwÚ seeming >_< as ^w^ buwdenyed -With wessew ÚwÚ weight, >_> but nyot with wessew woe, -Was cawwied with ^.^ mowe ^w^ speed >w< befowe x3 the :33 wind; -xDD And uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ sight ;;w;; they >w< thwee :3 wewe :33 taken x3 up -^-^ By fishewmen of ^w^ Cowinth, >_< as ^.^ we thought. -At :33 wength anyothew ship xDD had :3 seiz'd on us; -^.^ And, x3 knyowing ÚwÚ whom >w< it UwU was uWu theiw ÚwÚ hap to :3 save, -Gave OwO heawthfuw wewcome to uWu theiw >w< ship-wweck'd :3 guests, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have weft x3 the :33 fishews of uWu theiw ^.^ pwey, -xDD Had nyot uWu theiw >_< bawk :33 been xDD vewy slow of sail; -xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu homewawd uWu did ;;w;; they >w< bend uWu theiw course. -^-^ Thus uWu have xDD you heard ;;w;; me sever'd from x3 my bliss, -:33 That ^.^ by misfowtunyes UwU was x3 my >w< wife prolong'd, -;;w;; To tell >_> sad :3 stowies of x3 my UwU own OwO mishaps. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ And, fow x3 the ÚwÚ sake of them xDD thou ^-^ sowwowest for, -Do ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ favouw to >_< diwate uWu at full ->_> What uWu have befall'n of them ÚwÚ and uWu thee >w< tiww now. ->w< AEGEON. OwO My xDD youngest ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and yet x3 my eldest care, -At eighteen years ÚwÚ became inquisitive ->w< Aftew :33 his brother, ÚwÚ and xDD impowtun'd ;;w;; me -:33 That :33 his :33 attendant-so :33 his case UwU was :3 wike, -ÚwÚ Weft of :33 his brother, >_> but wetain'd :33 his nyame- -^.^ Might UwU beaw ^.^ him >_< company uWu in x3 the ^w^ quest of him; -;;w;; Whom whiwst UwU I ÚwÚ wabouwed of :3 a wuv to see, -UwU I hazawded x3 the ^-^ woss of ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> wov'd. -:3 Five summers uWu have UwU I xDD spent uWu in ^-^ fawthest xDD Gweece, -Woaming x3 cwean ^w^ thwough x3 the bounds of :3 Asia, -^.^ And, >_> coasting homeward, ^-^ came to ÚwÚ Ephesus; -Hopewess to ^w^ find, yet loath to OwO weave :33 unsought -:33 Ow :3 that ow xDD any :33 pwace :3 that ;;w;; hawbouws ^.^ men. -OwO But OwO hewe ^w^ must >w< end x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 my :33 wife; -xDD And ^w^ happy :3 wewe UwU I uWu in x3 my timely UwU death, -Could aww x3 my ^w^ twavews :33 wawwant ;;w;; me ;;w;; they wive. -x3 DUKE. Hapwess, UwU Aegeon, ÚwÚ whom x3 the ;;w;; fates uWu have uWu mawk'd -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the extremity of xDD diwe mishap! ->_> Nyow, :33 twust uWu me, :3 wewe >w< it nyot OwO against UwU ouw ^-^ waws, -^w^ Against x3 my :3 cwown, x3 my ;;w;; oath, x3 my UwU dignyity, ->_< Which >_< pwinces, ^.^ wouwd >w< they, OwO may nyot disannul, -OwO My :3 souw >_> shouwd sue >_< as advocate fow thee. -OwO But ^w^ though xDD thou awt uWu adjudged to x3 the UwU death, -xDD And x3 passed :33 sentence OwO may nyot be ÚwÚ wecaww'd -OwO But to UwU ouw x3 honyouw's great dispawagement, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ favouw uWu thee uWu in >_> what UwU I ;;w;; can. ->_< Thewefowe, OwO mewchant, I'll wimit uWu thee ÚwÚ this day -;;w;; To >_> seek >w< thy OwO hewp ^.^ by beneficial ^-^ hap. -Twy aww x3 the ^w^ fwiends xDD thou x3 hast uWu in ÚwÚ Ephesus; ->w< Beg UwU thou, ow UwU bowwow, to >_< make x3 up x3 the sum, -xDD And ÚwÚ wive; >_> if no, xDD then xDD thou awt OwO doom'd to die. -Gaoler, OwO take ^.^ him to >w< thy OwO custody. -GAOLER. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< AEGEON. Hopewess ÚwÚ and helpless xDD doth Aegeon UwU wend, -OwO But to pwocwastinyate :33 his wifewess OwO end. -w< SCENyE 2 - -uWu The mart - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and uWu FIWST >w< MEWCHANT - -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_< Thewefowe, UwU give x3 out xDD you OwO awe of xDD Epidamnyum, -Lest :3 that x3 youw >_> goods ^w^ too >w< soon be >_> confiscate. -This xDD vewy day :3 a Syracusian merchant -Is apprehended fow >_< awwivaw ^.^ hewe; -^.^ And, nyot ^.^ being able to UwU buy x3 out :33 his :3 wife, -x3 Accowding to x3 the statute of x3 the xDD town, -^-^ Dies ere x3 the ÚwÚ weawy sun uWu set uWu in x3 the west. ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 youw monyey :3 that UwU I xDD had to keep. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Go UwU beaw >w< it to x3 the Centaur, :3 whewe ^.^ we >_< host. -xDD And xDD stay thewe, ^w^ Dwomio, >w< tiww UwU I come to thee. -OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw >w< it xDD wiww be dinnyew-time; -Tiww :3 that, I'll x3 view x3 the ^w^ mannyews of x3 the xDD town, -Peruse x3 the :33 twadews, ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 buiwdings, -xDD And xDD then ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and :33 sweep within >_< minye uWu inn; -For with ^-^ wong travel UwU I ^w^ am OwO stiff ÚwÚ and weawy. ->_< Get uWu thee xDD away. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Many :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd OwO take xDD you uWu at x3 youw word, -xDD And OwO go :33 indeed, xDD having UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 mean. -;;w;; _> jests. -What, xDD wiww xDD you UwU wawk with ;;w;; me about x3 the xDD town, -xDD And xDD then OwO go to x3 my inn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dinye with me? -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU I ^w^ am x3 invited, ^w^ siw, to xDD cewtain mewchants, -Of ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU hope to >_< make much >_> benyefit; -UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw pardon. ÚwÚ Soon uWu at five o'clock, -ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, I'll :3 meet with xDD you ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< mawt, -xDD And >w< aftewwawd consort xDD you >w< tiww x3 bed uWu time. -OwO My xDD pwesent business ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me from xDD you now. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Faweweww >w< tiww UwU then. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go wose myself, -xDD And >w< wandew x3 up ÚwÚ and down to x3 view x3 the >_> city. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU Siw, UwU I ÚwÚ commend xDD you to x3 youw UwU own OwO content. -;;w;; w< MEWCHANT -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< He :3 that uWu commends ;;w;; me to >_< minye UwU own :3 content -^-^ Commends ;;w;; me to x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ get. -UwU I to x3 the wowwd ^w^ am ^.^ wike :3 a >_< dwop of UwU watew -:33 That uWu in x3 the xDD ocean >_> seeks anyothew drop, -UwU Who, falling there to find :33 his fewwow ^-^ fowth, -Unseen, ;;w;; inquisitive, ;;w;; confounds himself. -^w^ So I, to find :3 a mothew ÚwÚ and :3 a brother, -^w^ In ^w^ quest of ÚwÚ them, >_< unhappy, wose :3 mysewf. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the awmanyac of x3 my true >_> date. ->_> What ^.^ nyow? How chance xDD thou awt wetuwn'd UwU so soon? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_< Wetuwn'd UwU so xDD soon! rather ^w^ appwoach'd ^w^ too UwU wate. -uWu The ^.^ capon buwns, x3 the :3 pig ^w^ fawws from x3 the x3 spit; -uWu The >w< cwock hath stwucken >_< twewve ;;w;; upon x3 the bell- -OwO My mistwess UwU made >w< it one ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO cheek; -:33 She >_> is UwU so :3 hot uWu because x3 the :3 meat >_> is >_< cowd, -uWu The :3 meat >_> is UwU cowd uWu because xDD you come nyot ^.^ home, ->_> You come nyot ^.^ home uWu because xDD you uWu have nyo ^w^ stomach, ->_> You uWu have nyo ^w^ stomach, xDD having broke x3 youw x3 fast; -OwO But :33 we, :3 that ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and pray, -^w^ Awe penitent fow x3 youw :33 defauwt ^w^ to-day. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Stop uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; wind, siw; tell ;;w;; me uWu this, UwU I >_> pway: -Whewe uWu have xDD you left x3 the monyey :3 that UwU I uWu gave you? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 O-Sixpence :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 a >w< Wednyesday >w< wast -;;w;; To x3 pay x3 the saddler fow x3 my >_< mistwess' ÚwÚ cwuppew? -uWu The saddler xDD had :33 it, siw; UwU I :33 kept >w< it not. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in :3 a >w< spowtive humouw >_< nyow; -Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and dawwy >_> nyot, :3 whewe >_> is x3 the monyey? -We ^.^ being stwangews UwU hewe, >w< how ^w^ daw'st xDD thou :33 twust -^w^ So great :3 a :3 chawge from ^.^ thinye UwU own custody? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I pray xDD you ^.^ jest, ^w^ siw, >_< as xDD you sit uWu at uWu dinnyew. -UwU I from x3 my mistwess come to xDD you uWu in >_< post; -;;w;; If UwU I wetuwn, UwU I UwU shaww be x3 post :33 indeed, -For ^.^ she xDD wiww ÚwÚ scowe x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt ;;w;; upon x3 my pate. -Methinks x3 youw xDD maw, ^.^ wike >_> minye, >_> shouwd be x3 youw clock, -xDD And strike xDD you ^.^ home ^-^ without :3 a :3 messengew. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Come, ^w^ Dwomio, come, these jests OwO awe x3 out of :3 season; -^.^ Wesewve them >w< tiww :3 a mewwiew >_> houw than UwU this. -Whewe >_> is x3 the gowd UwU I uWu gave uWu in :3 chawge to thee? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; To uWu me, UwU siw? Why, xDD you uWu gave nyo gowd to x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ siw ^-^ knyave, uWu have donye x3 youw foolishness, -xDD And tell ;;w;; me >w< how xDD thou x3 hast uWu dispos'd >w< thy chawge. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO My :3 chawge UwU was >_> but to :3 fetch xDD you from x3 the mart -x3 Home to x3 youw house, x3 the ÚwÚ Phoenyix, ^w^ siw, to uWu dinnyew. -OwO My mistwess ÚwÚ and her :3 sistew uWu stays fow OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Nyow, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Christian, answew ;;w;; me -^w^ In >_> what >_< safe :33 pwace xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd x3 my monyey, -:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww bweak :3 that ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ sconce of >_< youws, -:33 That >w< stands on tricks when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ undispos'd. -Whewe >_> is x3 the thousand >w< mawks xDD thou >w< hadst of me? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I uWu have x3 some >w< mawks of >_> youws ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ pate, -;;w;; Some of x3 my >_< mistwess' >w< mawks ;;w;; upon x3 my shoulders, -OwO But nyot :3 a thousand >w< mawks ^-^ between xDD you xDD both. -;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd x3 pay x3 youw :33 wowship UwU those OwO again, -Pewchance xDD you xDD wiww nyot UwU beaw them :33 patientwy. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy >_< mistwess' ^w^ mawks! >_> What ^-^ mistwess, :33 swave, x3 hast thou? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu Youw ^w^ wowship's :3 wife, x3 my mistwess uWu at x3 the Phoenix; -:33 She :3 that xDD doth ÚwÚ fast >w< tiww xDD you come ^.^ home to xDD dinnyew, -xDD And prays :3 that xDD you xDD wiww hie xDD you ^.^ home to uWu dinnyew. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. What, wiwt xDD thou fwout ;;w;; me OwO thus >w< unto x3 my >w< face, -uWu Being fowbid? There, OwO take xDD you :3 that, ^w^ siw knave. -:33 [Beats >w< him] -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, UwU siw? For >_> God's ÚwÚ sake howd x3 youw ^w^ hands! -Nyay, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, I'll OwO take x3 my xDD heews. -;;w;; _> Upon x3 my :3 wife, ^.^ by x3 some xDD device ow othew -uWu The viwwain >_> is xDD o'ewwaught of aww x3 my money. -^-^ They >_> say ÚwÚ this :33 town >_> is full of OwO cozenyage; -As, >_< nyimbwe xDD juggwews :3 that >w< deceive x3 the >_< eye, -Dark-working sorcerers :3 that change x3 the UwU mind, -Soul-killing :3 witches :3 that ^-^ defowm x3 the ;;w;; body, -ÚwÚ Disguised cheatews, ;;w;; pwating UwU mountebanks, -xDD And UwU many >_< such-wike ;;w;; wibewties of sin; -;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv >_> so, UwU I xDD wiww be >_> gonye x3 the soonyew. -I'll to x3 the xDD Centauw to OwO go >_> seek ÚwÚ this slave. -UwU I OwO gweatwy feaw x3 my monyey >_> is nyot ^w^ safe. -;;w;; w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ ACT Iw. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -uWu The ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS - -Entew x3 ADWIANyA, >w< wife to :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, with x3 WUCIANyA, her :3 sistew - -ADWIANyA. >_> Nyeithew x3 my :33 husband nor x3 the ;;w;; swave wetuwn'd -:33 That uWu in xDD such ^.^ haste UwU I sent to >_> seek :33 his x3 mastew! -Sure, x3 Wucianya, >w< it >_> is >w< two OwO o'cwock. -:33 WUCIANyA. :3 Pewhaps x3 some merchant hath >w< invited :3 him, -xDD And from x3 the mart uWu he's somewhewe >_> gonye to uWu dinnyew; -^-^ Good ^-^ sistew, wet >_> us UwU dinye, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew fwet. -^-^ A x3 man >_> is >_< mastew of :33 his xDD wibewty; -^-^ Time >_> is uWu theiw ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they >_> see time, -x3 They'ww OwO go ow x3 come. ;;w;; If >_> so, be *giggles shyly* patient, sister. -ADWIANyA. Why >_> shouwd uWu theiw ^w^ wibewty than ouws be UwU mowe? -:33 WUCIANyA. >_< Because uWu theiw business still wies x3 out ^.^ o' UwU doow. -ADWIANyA. Wook when UwU I serve ^.^ him >_> so, ^.^ he UwU takes >w< it ill. -:33 WUCIANyA. >_< O, ^.^ knyow ^.^ he >_> is x3 the >_> bwidwe of x3 youw :33 wiww. -ADWIANyA. >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >_> but asses xDD wiww be UwU bwidwed :3 so. -:33 WUCIANyA. Why, headstrong ^w^ wibewty >_> is lash'd with woe. ->_> Thewe's >_< nyothing situate :33 undew heaven's ^w^ eye -OwO But hath :33 his xDD bound, uWu in earth, uWu in :33 sea, uWu in x3 sky. -uWu The xDD beasts, x3 the ^w^ fishes, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> winged >w< fowws, -^w^ Awe uWu theiw ;;w;; mawes' xDD subjects, ÚwÚ and uWu at uWu theiw controls. ->_< Man, ^.^ mowe divine, x3 the >_< mastew of aww OwO these, -Lord of x3 the uWu wide wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd ^.^ wat'wy seas, ->_> Indu'd with intewwectuaw sense ÚwÚ and souws, -Of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ pwe-eminyence than :33 fish ÚwÚ and >w< fowws, -^w^ Awe >w< mastews to uWu theiw xDD femawes, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 wowds; -UwU Then wet x3 youw xDD wiww >_< attend on uWu theiw OwO accowds. -ADWIANyA. This sewvitude x3 makes xDD you to >_< keep ^w^ unwed. -:33 WUCIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu this, >_> but troubles of x3 the ÚwÚ mawwiage-bed. -ADWIANyA. But, :3 wewe xDD you wedded, xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw x3 some sway. -:33 WUCIANyA. Ere UwU I :3 weawn xDD wuv, I'll x3 pwactise to OwO obey. -ADWIANyA. How >_> if x3 youw :33 husband start x3 some othew whewe? -:33 WUCIANyA. Tiww ^.^ he come ^.^ home OwO again, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ fowbeaw. -ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Patience unmov'd! nyo :3 mawvew ^w^ though ^.^ she >_> pause: -^-^ They ^.^ can be >_> meek :3 that uWu have nyo othew OwO cause. -^-^ A wwetched x3 souw, uWu bwuis'd with advewsity, -We bid be :33 quiet when ^.^ we hear >w< it cry; -OwO But :3 wewe ^.^ we burd'ned with ^.^ wike >_> weight of UwU pain, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ much, ow >_> mowe, ^.^ we >_> shouwd ouwsewves OwO compwain. -^w^ So UwU thou, :3 that x3 hast nyo :3 unkind ^-^ mate to UwU gwieve ÚwÚ thee, -With ÚwÚ uwging helpless uWu patience ^.^ wouwd xDD wewieve OwO me; -OwO But >_> if xDD thou ^w^ wive to >_> see ^.^ wike >w< wight ^w^ beweft, -This fool-begg'd uWu patience uWu in uWu thee xDD wiww be left. -:33 WUCIANyA. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww marry one ^-^ day, >_> but to >_> twy. -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw ^w^ man, nyow >_> is x3 youw :33 husband nyigh. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS - -ADWIANyA. Say, >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ tawdy >_< mastew nyow uWu at hand? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, uWu he's uWu at >w< two ^.^ hands with uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my >w< two -OwO eaws ^.^ can witness. -ADWIANyA. Say, :33 didst xDD thou speak with him? Knyow'st xDD thou :33 his :3 mind? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ay, :33 ay, ^.^ he told :33 his ^-^ mind ;;w;; upon >_< minye :3 eaw. -Beshrew :33 his uWu hand, UwU I scawce couwd understand :3 it. -:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ Spake ^.^ he UwU so doubtfully xDD thou couwd'st nyot x3 feew :33 his ^w^ meanying? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, ^.^ he >w< stwuck UwU so x3 pwainwy UwU I couwd to -weww x3 feew :33 his blows; ÚwÚ and withal UwU so doubtfully :3 that UwU I couwd -scawce understand OwO them. -ADWIANyA. OwO But say, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_> is ^.^ he xDD coming ^w^ home? -^.^ It ;;w;; seems ^.^ he hath great :3 cawe to uWu pwease :33 his x3 wife. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Why, ^-^ mistwess, >_< suwe x3 my >_< mastew >_> is ^-^ hown-mad. -ADWIANyA. Horn-mad, xDD thou :33 viwwain! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_> mean nyot >_< cuckowd-mad; -But, x3 suwe, ^.^ he >_> is x3 stawk >_> mad. -x3 When UwU I desir'd ^.^ him to come ^.^ home to xDD dinnyew, ->w< He >w< ask'd ;;w;; me fow :3 a thousand >w< mawks uWu in ;;w;; gowd. -^w^ "Tis dinner >_> time' quoth x3 I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. -uWu 'Youw :3 meat xDD doth buwn' quoth x3 I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. -UwU 'Wiww xDD you come ;;w;; home?' quoth x3 I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. -'Whewe >_> is x3 the thousand >w< mawks UwU I uWu gave ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ viwwain?' -'The pig' quoth UwU I ^-^ 'is burn'd'; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' quoth he. ->w< 'My ^-^ mistwess, :33 siw,' quoth x3 I; >_> 'Hang x3 up >w< thy mistress; -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< thy mistress; x3 out on >w< thy UwU mistwess.' -:33 WUCIANyA. Quoth >_> who? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Quoth x3 my master. -ÚwÚ 'I >w< knyow' quoth ^.^ he 'no house, nyo :3 wife, nyo UwU mistwess.' -^w^ So :3 that x3 my uWu ewwand, >_< due >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -UwU I >_> thank :3 him, UwU I OwO bawe ^.^ home ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< shouwdews; -For, uWu in conclusion, ^.^ he uWu did xDD beat ;;w;; me :33 thewe. -ADWIANyA. Go back OwO again, xDD thou :33 swave, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ him >_> home. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Go back OwO again, ÚwÚ and be x3 nyew beaten ^w^ home? -For >_> God's ^w^ sake, >_> send x3 some othew :3 messengew. -ADWIANyA. ^w^ Back, :33 swave, ow UwU I xDD wiww bweak >w< thy OwO pate >_> acwoss. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; bwess :3 that OwO cwoss with othew xDD beating; -Between xDD you UwU I UwU shaww uWu have :3 a >w< howy >_> head. -ADWIANyA. Hence, ;;w;; pwating ^w^ peasant! ^-^ Fetch >w< thy >_< mastew >_> home. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Am UwU I UwU so ;;w;; wound with UwU you, >_< as xDD you with uWu me, -:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a uWu footbaww xDD you UwU do :33 spuwn ;;w;; me >_< thus? ->_> You :33 spuwn ;;w;; me hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww :33 spuwn ;;w;; me hithew; -;;w;; If UwU I >w< wast uWu in ÚwÚ this sewvice, xDD you ^w^ must case ;;w;; me uWu in weathew. -;;w;; w< how >_> impatience wouweth uWu in x3 youw :3 face! -ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ His >_< company ^w^ must UwU do :33 his minions gwace, -Whilst UwU I uWu at ^.^ home starve fow :3 a ^.^ mewwy wook. ->_< Hath homewy age x3 th' OwO awwuwing beauty >_> took -Fwom x3 my poor uWu cheek? UwU Then ^.^ he hath wasted :3 it. -^w^ Awe x3 my discourses UwU duww? >_> Bawwen x3 my ^-^ wit? -;;w;; If vowubwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ shawp uWu discouwse be x3 maww'd, -Unkindness blunts >w< it ^.^ mowe than OwO mawbwe hard. -Do uWu theiw x3 gay ;;w;; vestments :33 his affections ;;w;; bait? ->w< That's nyot x3 my fauwt; uWu he's >_< mastew of x3 my state. ->_> What ruins OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ can be >_> found -^-^ By ^.^ him nyot ^w^ wuin'd? UwU Then >_> is ^.^ he x3 the x3 gwound -Of x3 my defeatures. OwO My ÚwÚ decayed >w< faiw -^-^ A sunny wook of :33 his ^.^ wouwd >w< soon OwO wepaiw. -But, ^w^ too ^-^ unwuwy deew, ^.^ he >_< bweaks x3 the pawe, -xDD And xDD feeds from ÚwÚ home; poor UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :33 his ÚwÚ stawe. -:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ Sewf-hawming jeawousy! >_< fie, xDD beat >w< it x3 hence. -ADWIANyA. Unfeeling foows ^.^ can with xDD such >_< wwongs ^.^ dispense. -UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his ^w^ eye xDD doth UwU homage >_> othewwhewe; -:33 Ow >_> ewse >_> what wets >w< it >_> but ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be hewe? -x3 Sistew, xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he pwomis'd ;;w;; me :3 a chain; -Wouwd :3 that awonye :3 a wuv ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd detain, -^w^ So ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< keep >w< faiw quarter with :33 his bed! -UwU I >_> see x3 the jewel best enamelled -Will wose :33 his ^w^ beauty; yet x3 the gowd ^.^ bides still -:33 That ;;w;; othews :33 touch x3 and, often ^w^ touching, xDD wiww -Whewe x3 gowd; ÚwÚ and nyo x3 man :3 that hath :3 a xDD nyame -^-^ By UwU fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^.^ cowwuption xDD doth >w< it ;;w;; shame. -Since :3 that x3 my beauty ;;w;; cannyot uWu pwease :33 his >_< eye, -I'll xDD weep UwU what's left away, ÚwÚ and weeping die. -:33 WUCIANyA. How UwU many fond foows serve ^-^ mad jeawousy! -w< SCENyE 2 - -uWu The mart - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The gowd UwU I uWu gave to Dromio >_> is laid x3 up -^.^ Safe uWu at x3 the Centaur, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ heedfuw ;;w;; swave -Is ^-^ wand'wed fowth uWu in :3 cawe to >_> seek ;;w;; me OwO out. -^-^ By ^.^ computation ÚwÚ and >_< minye x3 host's wepowt -UwU I couwd nyot speak with Dromio xDD since uWu at xDD fiwst -UwU I sent ^.^ him from x3 the mawt. :3 See, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -How now, ^w^ siw, >_> is x3 youw ^.^ mewwy humouw :3 awtew'd? -;;w;; As xDD you wuv ;;w;; stwokes, UwU so xDD jest with ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. ->_> You ^.^ knyow nyo Centaur! >_> You weceiv'd nyo gowd! -uWu Youw mistwess sent to uWu have ;;w;; me ^.^ home to :3 dinnyew! -OwO My ;;w;; house UwU was uWu at x3 the x3 Phoenyix! UwU Wast xDD thou mad, -:33 That OwO thus UwU so madly xDD thou :33 didst answew me? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What ÚwÚ answew, UwU siw? x3 When x3 spake UwU I xDD such :3 a word? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Even now, even UwU hewe, nyot half >w< an >_> houw since. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see xDD you xDD since xDD you sent ;;w;; me hence, -x3 Home to x3 the Centaur, with x3 the gowd xDD you uWu gave x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou :33 didst UwU deny x3 the ;;w;; gowd's :3 weceipt, -xDD And >w< towd'st ;;w;; me of :3 a mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu dinnyew; -For ^w^ which, UwU I hope, xDD thou >_> fewt'st UwU I UwU was displeas'd. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ mewwy vein. ->_> What means ÚwÚ this UwU jest? UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ mastew, tell x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Yea, dost xDD thou ^.^ jeew ÚwÚ and fwout ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; teeth? -x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I UwU jest? UwU Howd, OwO take xDD thou :3 that, ÚwÚ and x3 that. -UwU [Beating >w< him] -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Howd, ^w^ siw, fow >_> God's uWu sake! Now x3 youw xDD jest >_> is >w< eawnyest. ->_> Upon >_> what ^w^ bawgain UwU do xDD you UwU give >w< it me? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< Because :3 that UwU I >_> famiwiawwy x3 sometimes -Do use xDD you fow x3 my >w< foow ÚwÚ and ^.^ chat with UwU you, -uWu Youw saucinyess xDD wiww xDD jest ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD wuv, -xDD And >_< make :3 a ^w^ common of x3 my sewious hours. -x3 When x3 the sun uWu shinyes wet >_< foowish ^-^ gnyats >_< make sport, -OwO But :3 cweep uWu in ;;w;; cwannyies when ^.^ he OwO hides :33 his beams. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww xDD jest with uWu me, ^.^ knyow x3 my ÚwÚ aspect, -xDD And fashion x3 youw :33 demeanyouw to x3 my looks, -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww xDD beat ÚwÚ this method uWu in x3 youw OwO sconce. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< Sconce, caww xDD you :33 it? ^w^ So xDD you ^.^ wouwd -OwO weave battering, UwU I xDD had rather uWu have >w< it :3 a >_> head. ^-^ An xDD you use -these ^w^ bwows long, UwU I ^w^ must get :3 a ÚwÚ sconce fow x3 my head, ÚwÚ and -insconce >w< it :3 too; ow >_> ewse UwU I UwU shaww >_> seek x3 my wit uWu in x3 my shoulders. -OwO But UwU I pray, ^w^ siw, >w< why ^w^ am UwU I xDD beaten? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Dost xDD thou nyot xDD knyow? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Nyothing, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am xDD beaten. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Shall UwU I tell xDD you ^.^ why? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Ay, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whewefowe; fow ;;w;; they >_> say -every >w< why hath :3 a >w< whewefowe. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, xDD fiwst fow ^w^ fwouting OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD then ÚwÚ whewefowe, -For ÚwÚ uwging >w< it x3 the second time to x3 me. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Was there OwO evew xDD any x3 man OwO thus beaten x3 out of >w< season, -x3 When uWu in x3 the >w< why ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ whewefowe >_> is :3 nyeithew ^-^ whyme nor uWu weason? -xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Thank uWu me, sir! fow UwU what? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, fow ÚwÚ this ^-^ something :3 that xDD you uWu gave -;;w;; me fow OwO nyothing. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I'll >_< make xDD you x3 amends next, to -UwU give xDD you >_< nyothing fow OwO something. OwO But say, ^w^ siw, >_> is >w< it dinnyewtime? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, siw; UwU I think x3 the :3 meat wants :3 that UwU I :3 have. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good time, ^w^ siw, UwU what's ^-^ that? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Basting. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, xDD then 'twill be >_< dwy. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; If >w< it be, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray xDD you eat >_< nyonye of :3 it. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Youw uWu weason? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Lest >w< it >_< make xDD you xDD chowewic, ÚwÚ and puwchase ;;w;; me -anyothew xDD dwy uWu basting. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, :3 weawn to xDD jest uWu in ÚwÚ good time; -there's :3 a time fow aww xDD things. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I x3 duwst uWu have >w< denyied :3 that, >w< befowe xDD you -:3 wewe UwU so choleric. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By >_> what rule, UwU siw? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by :3 a UwU wuwe >_< as uWu pwain >_< as x3 the -uWu pwain ;;w;; bawd OwO pate of Fathew ^-^ Time himself. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Wet's hear :3 it. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Thewe's nyo time fow :3 a x3 man to OwO wecuvw -:33 his >_< haiw :3 that gwows ;;w;; bawd ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ May ^.^ he nyot UwU do >w< it ^.^ by OwO finye ÚwÚ and wecuvwy? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Yes, to x3 pay :3 a OwO finye fow :3 a periwig, ÚwÚ and -OwO wecuvw x3 the wost >_< haiw of anyothew man. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why >_> is ^-^ Time xDD such :3 a niggard of -hair, x3 being, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU so :3 pwentifuw >w< an xDD excwement? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< Because >w< it >_> is :3 a >_> bwessing :3 that ^.^ he OwO bestows -on xDD beasts, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ he hath >_> scanted ;;w;; men uWu in >_< haiw ^.^ he hath -UwU given them uWu in >_< wit. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, >_> but there's UwU many :3 a x3 man -hath ^.^ mowe >_< haiw than >_< wit. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a x3 man of UwU those >_> but ^.^ he hath x3 the -wit to wose :33 his >w< haiw. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, xDD thou :33 didst OwO concwude haiwy -;;w;; men uWu pwain dealers ^-^ without >_< wit. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The plainer dealer, x3 the :33 soonyew ^.^ wost; -yet ^.^ he uWu woseth >w< it uWu in :3 a uWu kind of jollity. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. For >_> what uWu weason? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. For ^.^ two; ÚwÚ and >_> sound ^-^ onyes UwU too. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, nyot >_> sound UwU I pray OwO you. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Sure onyes, UwU then. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, nyot x3 suwe, uWu in :3 a ^.^ thing falsing. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Cewtain onyes, UwU then. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyame OwO them. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The one, to :3 save x3 the monyey :3 that ^.^ he OwO spends uWu in -tiring; x3 the ÚwÚ othew, :3 that uWu at dinner ;;w;; they >_> shouwd nyot >_< dwop uWu in :33 his -porridge. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> You ^.^ wouwd aww ÚwÚ this time uWu have ^.^ pwov'd there ->_> is nyo time fow aww xDD things. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ did, siw; nyamewy, nyo time to OwO wecuvw ->_< haiw wost ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO But x3 youw reason UwU was nyot :3 substantiaw, >w< why -there >_> is nyo time to ^.^ wecuvw. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Thus UwU I mend >w< it: ^-^ Time >_< himsewf >_> is bald, -ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe to x3 the OwO wowwd's >w< end xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; bawd fowwowews. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I UwU knyew >w< 't'wouwd be :3 a ;;w;; bawd ^.^ concwusion. But, -OwO soft, who >_< wafts >_> us :33 yondew? - -Entew ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and UwU WUCIANyA - -ADWIANyA. Ay, :33 ay, Antipholus, wook ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and fwown. -;;w;; Some othew mistwess hath >w< thy x3 sweet ^.^ aspects; -UwU I ^w^ am nyot Adriana, nor >w< thy x3 wife. -uWu The time UwU was >_> once when xDD thou unurg'd wouldst vow -:33 That >_< nyevew wowds :3 wewe uWu music to ^.^ thinye eaw, -:33 That >_< nyevew :33 object pweasing uWu in ^.^ thinye >_< eye, -:33 That >_< nyevew :33 touch weww wewcome to >w< thy uWu hand, -:33 That >_< nyevew :3 meat ^-^ sweet-savouw'd uWu in >w< thy x3 taste, -OwO Unwess UwU I spake, ow look'd, ow ^-^ touch'd, ow carv'd to thee. -How x3 comes >w< it now, x3 my ^.^ husband, >_< O, >w< how x3 comes :33 it, -:33 That xDD thou awt xDD then :33 estwanged from thyself? -^.^ Thysewf UwU I caww :33 it, ^.^ being ;;w;; stwange to uWu me, -^.^ That, >_> undividabwe, uWu incowpowate, -^w^ Am xDD bettew than >w< thy uWu deaw :3 sewf's xDD bettew part. -xDD Ah, UwU do nyot teaw OwO away >w< thysewf from OwO me; -For knyow, x3 my xDD wuv, >_< as ^w^ easy uWu mayst xDD thou faww -^-^ A >_< dwop of UwU watew uWu in x3 the breaking :3 guwf, -xDD And OwO take unmingled thence :3 that >_< dwop again -Without >w< addition ow diminyishing, -;;w;; As OwO take from ;;w;; me ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; me UwU too. -How ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ wouwd >w< it :33 touch uWu thee to x3 the quick, ->_< Shouwd'st xDD thou >_> but hear UwU I :3 wewe uWu wicentious, -xDD And :3 that ÚwÚ this ;;w;; body, consecrate to ÚwÚ thee, -^-^ By ruffian lust >_> shouwd be contaminyate! -Wouldst xDD thou nyot spit uWu at ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and :33 spuwn uWu at uWu me, -xDD And >_< huww x3 the xDD nyame of :33 husband uWu in x3 my >w< face, -xDD And teaw x3 the x3 stain'd uWu skin x3 off x3 my UwU hawwot-bwow, -xDD And from x3 my UwU fawse uWu hand :3 cut x3 the :33 wedding-wing, -xDD And bweak >w< it with :3 a ;;w;; deep-divowcing xDD vow? -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou x3 canst, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_> see xDD thou UwU do :3 it. -UwU I ^w^ am >_< possess'd with >w< an ÚwÚ aduwtewate bwot; -OwO My :3 bwood >_> is >w< mingwed with x3 the crime of ÚwÚ wust; -For >_> if ^.^ we >w< two be one, ÚwÚ and xDD thou :33 pway :3 fawse, -UwU I UwU do digest x3 the x3 poison of >w< thy OwO fwesh, -uWu Being strumpeted ^.^ by >w< thy ;;w;; contagion. -^w^ Keep xDD then >w< faiw :33 weague ÚwÚ and truce with >w< thy true bed; -UwU I ^w^ wive dis-stain'd, xDD thou undishonyouwed. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Pwead xDD you to uWu me, >w< faiw ^-^ dame? UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you not: -^w^ In ^w^ Ephesus UwU I ^w^ am >_> but >w< two >_> houws :3 owd, -;;w;; As ;;w;; stwange >w< unto x3 youw :33 town >_< as to x3 youw talk, -UwU Who, every ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by aww x3 my wit ^.^ being OwO scann'd, -;;w;; Wants wit uWu in aww one ;;w;; wowd to :33 undewstand. -:33 WUCIANyA. OwO Fie, brother, >w< how x3 the wowwd >_> is chang'd with you! -x3 When :3 wewe xDD you UwU wont to use x3 my :3 sistew >_< thus? -:33 She sent fow xDD you ^.^ by Dromio ^.^ home to uWu dinnyew. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By Dromio? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By me? -ADWIANyA. ^-^ By ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ wetuwn from uWu him- -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did buffet ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his ^w^ bwows -^.^ Denyied x3 my ;;w;; house fow his, ;;w;; me fow :33 his x3 wife. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Did xDD you converse, ^w^ siw, with ÚwÚ this gentwewoman? ->_> What >_> is x3 the course ÚwÚ and dwift of x3 youw compact? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I, Sir? UwU I >_< nyevew saw her >w< tiww ÚwÚ this uWu time. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; fow even her xDD vewy wowds -;;w;; Didst xDD thou ÚwÚ dewivew to ;;w;; me on x3 the mawt. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_< nyevew x3 spake with her uWu in aww x3 my life. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. How ^.^ can ^.^ she thus, >w< then, caww >_> us ^.^ by UwU ouw names, -OwO Unwess >w< it be ^.^ by UwU inspiwation? -ADWIANyA. How :33 iww :3 agwees >w< it with x3 youw >_< gwavity -;;w;; To OwO countewfeit OwO thus grossly with x3 youw :33 swave, -ÚwÚ Abetting ^.^ him to thwawt ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my x3 mood! -^w^ Be >w< it x3 my wrong xDD you OwO awe from ;;w;; me ^w^ exempt, -OwO But wrong nyot :3 that wrong with :3 a ^.^ mowe ^w^ contempt. -^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww :33 fasten on ÚwÚ this >_> sweeve of thine; -^.^ Thou awt >w< an UwU ewm, x3 my ^.^ husband, UwU I :3 a vine, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ weaknyess, mawwied to >w< thy stronger state, -:3 Makes ;;w;; me with >w< thy ÚwÚ stwength to communicate. -;;w;; If ^.^ aught possess uWu thee from uWu me, >w< it >_> is dross, -Usuwping ÚwÚ ivy, ÚwÚ bwiew, ow idle >_< moss; -Who all, fow ^.^ want of >_< pwunying, with intwusion -Infect >w< thy >w< sap, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive on >w< thy uWu confusion. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me ^.^ she speaks; ^.^ she moves ;;w;; me fow her UwU theme. -What, UwU was UwU I mawwied to her uWu in x3 my ;;w;; dweam? -:33 Ow :33 sweep UwU I now, ÚwÚ and think UwU I hear aww :3 this? ->_> What ewwow drives UwU ouw eyes ÚwÚ and OwO eaws amiss? -Untiw UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_< suwe ^.^ uncewtainty, -I'll entertain x3 the >_< offew'd ^-^ fawwacy. -:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ Dwomio, OwO go bid x3 the :3 sewvants ;;w;; spwead fow uWu dinnyew. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, fow x3 my beads! UwU I OwO cwoss ;;w;; me fow :33 sinnyew. -This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; faiwy xDD wand. x3 O x3 spite of ;;w;; spites! -We tawk with >w< gobwins, owls, ÚwÚ and >_< spwites. -;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU obey them >_> nyot, ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ensue: -x3 They'ww uWu suck UwU ouw :33 bweath, ow pinch >_> us black ÚwÚ and >_< bwue. -:33 WUCIANyA. Why xDD pwat'st xDD thou to ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and answew'st ^w^ nyot? -^w^ Dwomio, xDD thou >_> dwonye, xDD thou :33 snyaiw, xDD thou swug, xDD thou :3 sot! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am transformed, ^.^ mastew, ^w^ am nyot >_< I? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I think xDD thou awt uWu in UwU mind, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, ^.^ mastew, both uWu in ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my UwU shape. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ thinye UwU own fowm. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am >w< an x3 ape. -:33 WUCIANyA. ;;w;; If xDD thou awt chang'd to ^w^ aught, UwU 'tis to >w< an ass. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. 'Tis true; ^.^ she :33 wides uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ wong fow grass. -'Tis >_> so, UwU I ^w^ am >w< an x3 ass; >_> ewse >w< it couwd >_< nyevew be -OwO But UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow her >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ she xDD knyows x3 me. -ADWIANyA. ^.^ Come, come, nyo longer xDD wiww UwU I be :3 a x3 foow, -;;w;; To put x3 the finger uWu in x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_> weep, -Whilst x3 man ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ^-^ waughs x3 my :3 woes to xDD scown. -^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, to uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Dwomio, >_< keep x3 the uWu gate. -:3 Husband, I'll ÚwÚ dinye :33 abuv with xDD you uWu to-day, -xDD And >_> shwive xDD you of :3 a thousand idle >_> pwanks. -Siwwah, >_> if xDD any ^w^ ask xDD you fow x3 youw ^.^ mastew, -x3 Say ^.^ he dinyes ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and wet nyo creature enter. -^.^ Come, sister. ^w^ Dwomio, :33 pway x3 the powtew well. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Am UwU I uWu in earth, uWu in ^.^ heaven, ow uWu in :33 heww? -Sleeping ow :3 waking, ^-^ mad ow uWu weww-advis'd? -Known >w< unto OwO these, ÚwÚ and to mysewf disguis'd! -I'll >_> say >_< as ;;w;; they say, ÚwÚ and persever >_> so, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mist uWu at aww >_< adventuwes ÚwÚ go. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, UwU shaww UwU I be powtew uWu at x3 the ^-^ gate? -ADWIANyA. Ay; ÚwÚ and wet >_< nyonye ÚwÚ entew, xDD west UwU I bweak x3 youw pate. -:33 WUCIANyA. ^.^ Come, come, Antipholus, ^.^ we ÚwÚ dinye ^w^ too UwU wate. -w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, ^w^ ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BAWTHAZAW - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Good :33 Signyiow ^w^ Angewo, xDD you ^w^ must UwU excuse >_> us aww; -OwO My >w< wife >_> is OwO shwewish when UwU I >_< keep nyot hours. -x3 Say :3 that UwU I UwU wingew'd with xDD you uWu at x3 youw >_> shop -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the x3 making of her ;;w;; cawcanyet, -xDD And :3 that to-mowwow xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >w< it >_> home. -OwO But hewe's :3 a viwwain :3 that ^.^ wouwd OwO face ;;w;; me down ->w< He >w< met ;;w;; me on x3 the >w< mawt, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I xDD beat :3 him, -xDD And :3 chawg'd ^.^ him with :3 a thousand >w< mawks uWu in ^.^ gowd, -xDD And :3 that UwU I uWu did UwU deny x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ house. -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ dwunkawd, UwU thou, >_> what :33 didst xDD thou >_> mean ^.^ by :3 this? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 Say >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. -:33 That xDD you xDD beat ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the mart UwU I uWu have x3 youw uWu hand to show; -;;w;; If x3 the uWu skin :3 wewe pawchment, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ bwows xDD you uWu gave :3 wewe uWu ink, -uWu Youw UwU own handwriting ^.^ wouwd tell xDD you >_> what UwU I UwU think. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I think xDD thou awt >w< an ass. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Mawwy, UwU so >w< it xDD doth appeaw -^-^ By x3 the >_< wwongs UwU I suffew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ bwows UwU I bear. -UwU I >_> shouwd :33 kick, ^.^ being >_< kick'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ being uWu at :3 that pass, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd >_< keep from x3 my heews, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe of >w< an ass. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Y'awe :3 sad, :33 Signyiow Balthazar; pray ^w^ God UwU ouw cheer -^-^ May answew x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ good wewcome hewe. -:3 BAWTHAZAW. UwU I howd x3 youw OwO dainties xDD cheap, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wewcome deaw. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_< O, :33 Signyiow >_< Bawthazaw, xDD eithew uWu at >w< fwesh ow ;;w;; fish, -^-^ A tabwe full of wewcome x3 makes scawce one UwU dainty dish. -:3 BAWTHAZAW. ^-^ Good meat, ^w^ siw, >_> is ^-^ common; :3 that every churl affowds. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And wewcome ^.^ mowe ^-^ common; fow ^w^ that's >_< nyothing ->_> but ÚwÚ wowds. -:3 BAWTHAZAW. >w< Smaww cheer ÚwÚ and great wewcome x3 makes :3 a ^.^ mewwy x3 feast. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ay, to :3 a >w< nyiggawdwy host ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe uWu spawing :33 guest. -OwO But ^w^ though x3 my >_< cates be mean, OwO take them uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ pawt; -uWu Bettew cheer OwO may xDD you have, >_> but nyot with xDD bettew ;;w;; heawt. -But, OwO soft, x3 my doow >_> is lock'd; OwO go bid them wet >_> us ^.^ in. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Maud, Bridget, ;;w;; Mawian, ^-^ Cicewy, >_> Giwwian, Ginn! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] uWu Mome, UwU mawt-howse, ^w^ capon, OwO coxcomb, idiot, xDD patch! -^-^ Eithew get uWu thee from x3 the door, ow sit down uWu at x3 the :3 hatch. -uWu Dost xDD thou x3 conjuwe fow :33 wenches, :3 that xDD thou caww'st fow xDD such store, -x3 When one >_> is one ^w^ too ^.^ many? Go get uWu thee from x3 the UwU doow. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> What patch >_> is UwU made UwU ouw >_> powtew? -OwO My >_< mastew uWu stays uWu in x3 the :33 stweet. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] Let ^.^ him UwU wawk from >_> whence ^.^ he came, -xDD west ^.^ he catch UwU cowd UwU on's xDD feet. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Who talks within OwO thewe? >w< Ho, open x3 the >w< doow! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^-^ Wight, siw; I'll tell xDD you xDD when, ->w< an you'ww tell ;;w;; me >w< whewefowe. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Whewefowe? For x3 my uWu dinnyew; -UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ din'd ^w^ to-day. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] x3 Nyow ^w^ to-day OwO hewe xDD you ^w^ must x3 nyot; -come again when xDD you may. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> What awt xDD thou :3 that :3 keep'st ;;w;; me x3 out -from x3 the ;;w;; house UwU I >_< owe? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] uWu The powtew fow ÚwÚ this time, -^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is :3 Dwomio. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 O uWu Viwwain, xDD thou x3 hast :3 stow'n both >_< minye -^.^ office ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame! -uWu The one ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ got ;;w;; me ^.^ cwedit, x3 the othew mickwe blame. -;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been Dromio ^w^ to-day uWu in x3 my pwace, -^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have chang'd >w< thy OwO face fow :3 a :33 nyame, ow >w< thy xDD nyame fow >w< an ass. - -Entew WUCE, within - -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] >_> What :3 a coiw >_> is thewe, Dromio? Who OwO awe UwU those uWu at x3 the ^-^ gate? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Let x3 my >_< mastew x3 in, :33 Wuce. -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] Faith, no, ^.^ he x3 comes ^w^ too late; -xDD And UwU so tell x3 youw master. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 O Wowd, UwU I ^w^ must :33 waugh! -:3 Have uWu at xDD you with :3 a proverb: Shall UwU I uWu set uWu in x3 my >_> staff? -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] :3 Have uWu at xDD you with x3 anyothew: ^-^ that's-when? ^.^ can xDD you teww? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ;;w;; If >w< thy xDD nyame be ^w^ cawwed Luce -:3 -Wuce, xDD thou x3 hast x3 answew'd ^.^ him well. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Do xDD you heaw, xDD you minyion? You'll wet >_> us x3 in, UwU I hope? -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] UwU I xDD thought to uWu have >w< ask'd OwO you. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] xDD And xDD you uWu said >w< nyo. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >w< SO, ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ hewp: weww OwO stwuck! there UwU was ^w^ bwow fow >_> bwow. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ baggage, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] UwU Can xDD you tell fow x3 whose :33 sake? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Mastew, :3 knyock x3 the doow hard. -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] Let ^.^ him :3 knyock >w< tiww >w< it ache. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. You'll cwy fow uWu this, ÚwÚ minyion, >_> if xDD beat x3 the doow down. -:33 WUCE. :33 [Within] >_> What >_< nyeeds aww :3 that, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 paiw of stocks uWu in x3 the >_< town? - -Entew x3 ADWIANyA, within - -ADWIANyA. :33 [Within] Who >_> is :3 that uWu at x3 the door, :3 that keeps aww ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyoise? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 youw :33 town >_> is -troubled with ^-^ unwuwy ;;w;; boys. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you thewe, :33 wife? >_> You ^w^ might -uWu have come befowe. -ADWIANyA. :33 [Within] uWu Youw :3 wife, ^w^ siw uWu knyave! Go get xDD you from x3 the UwU doow. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; If YOU OwO went uWu in UwU pain, ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ this :33 'knyave' ^.^ wouwd OwO go sore. -OwO ANGEWO. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 nyeithew cheew, ^w^ siw, nor wewcome; ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have either. -:3 BAWTHAZAW. ^w^ In UwU debating which UwU was ^w^ best, ^.^ we UwU shaww ÚwÚ pawt with >_> nyeithew. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ They stand uWu at x3 the door, mastew; bid them wewcome hithew. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Thewe >_> is ^-^ something uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wind, :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot get ^.^ in. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You ^.^ wouwd >_> say >_> so, ^.^ mastew, >_> if x3 youw xDD gawments :3 wewe UwU thin. -uWu Youw cake OwO hewe >_> is wawm xDD within; xDD you stand OwO hewe uWu in x3 the xDD cowd; -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_< make :3 a x3 man ^-^ mad >_< as :3 a buck to be UwU so xDD bought ÚwÚ and UwU sowd. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Go :3 fetch ;;w;; me something; I'll bweak ^w^ ope x3 the uWu gate. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^.^ Bweak xDD any breaking UwU hewe, -ÚwÚ and I'll bweak x3 youw knave's pate. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may bweak :3 a ;;w;; wowd with UwU you, -siw; ÚwÚ and wowds OwO awe >_> but :33 wind; -Ay, ÚwÚ and bweak >w< it uWu in x3 youw >w< face, UwU so ^.^ he bweak >w< it nyot behind. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD thou :33 want'st breaking; -x3 out ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, uWu hind! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Hewe's ^w^ too much 'out ;;w;; upon >_< thee!' pray uWu thee wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] Ay, when ^-^ fowws uWu have nyo -feathers ÚwÚ and :33 fish uWu have nyo :3 fin. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD Weww, I'll bweak UwU in; OwO go :3 bowwow ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cwow. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ A x3 cwow ^-^ without >w< feathew? ^-^ Mastew, >_> mean xDD you so? -For :3 a :33 fish ^-^ without :3 a UwU fin, there's :3 a fowl ^-^ without :3 a ;;w;; feathew; -;;w;; If :3 a x3 cwow OwO hewp >_> us x3 in, sirrah, we'll pluck :3 a x3 cwow together. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Go get uWu thee xDD gonye; :3 fetch ;;w;; me >w< an iwon >w< cwow. -:3 BAWTHAZAW. :3 Have patience, siw; >_< O, wet >w< it nyot be so! -x3 Hewein xDD you >w< waw OwO against x3 youw weputation, -xDD And dwaw within x3 the compass of >_> suspect -xDD Th' unviowated honour of x3 youw x3 wife. -Once this-your ^-^ wong UwU expewience of her wisdom, -:3 Hew sober virtue, years, ÚwÚ and OwO modesty, -;;w;; Pwead on her ÚwÚ pawt x3 some cause to xDD you unknown; -xDD And doubt >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, >_> but ^.^ she xDD wiww weww UwU excuse -Why uWu at ÚwÚ this time x3 the x3 doows OwO awe UwU made OwO against OwO you. -^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me: ÚwÚ depawt uWu in patience, -xDD And wet >_> us to x3 the :3 Tigew aww to uWu dinnyew; -^.^ And, about xDD evenying, come >_> youwsewf awonye -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange westwaint. -;;w;; If ^.^ by >w< stwong uWu hand xDD you offer to bweak uWu in -Now uWu in x3 the stirring uWu passage of x3 the ^-^ day, -^-^ A uWu vuwgaw ^.^ comment xDD wiww be UwU made of :33 it, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ supposed ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ common UwU wout -^w^ Against x3 youw yet ungawwed estimation -:33 That OwO may with fouw intwusion enter uWu in -xDD And dwell ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 gwave when xDD you OwO awe UwU dead; -For ^-^ swandew ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon :3 succession, -For OwO evew ÚwÚ hous'd :3 whewe >w< it :33 gets UwU possession. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You uWu have pwevaiw'd. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ depawt uWu in ^w^ quiet, -xDD And uWu in ;;w;; despite of >_< miwth >_> mean to be x3 mewwy. -UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a OwO wench of :3 excewwent discouwse, -x3 Pwetty ÚwÚ and xDD witty; ^w^ wiwd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, :3 too, gentle; ->_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ we ^w^ dinye. This OwO woman :3 that UwU I mean, -OwO My UwU wife-but, UwU I protest, ^-^ without uWu desewt- ->_< Hath OwO oftentimes upbwaided ;;w;; me withal; -;;w;; To her xDD wiww ^.^ we to uWu dinnyew. :33 [To ^-^ ANGEWO] >_< Get xDD you ^.^ home -xDD And :3 fetch x3 the chain; ^.^ by ÚwÚ this UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis >_> made. -Bring :33 it, UwU I pray UwU you, to x3 the OwO Powpentinye; -For there's x3 the ÚwÚ house. :33 That uWu chain xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; bestow- -^w^ Be >w< it fow >_< nyothing >_> but to x3 spite x3 my ^-^ wife- ->_> Upon >_< minye hostess uWu thewe; ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, >_< make ^.^ haste. -Since >_< minye UwU own x3 doows refuse to entertain uWu me, -I'll :3 knyock :3 ewsewhewe, to >_> see >_> if they'ww ^-^ disdain x3 me. -OwO ANGEWO. I'll :3 meet xDD you uWu at :3 that :33 pwace x3 some >_> houw x3 hence. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Do so; ÚwÚ this xDD jest UwU shaww >_> cost ;;w;; me x3 some >_> expense. -w< SCENyE 2 - -^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS - -Entew UwU WUCIANyA with :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -:33 WUCIANyA. xDD And OwO may >w< it be :3 that xDD you uWu have quite fowgot -^-^ A husband's office? Shaww, Antipholus, -Even uWu in x3 the ^-^ spwing of xDD wuv, >w< thy x3 wuv-spwings rot? -Shall xDD wuv, uWu in building, gwow UwU so wuinyous? -;;w;; If xDD you uWu did x3 wed x3 my :3 sistew fow her ^.^ weawth, -UwU Then fow her wealth's ÚwÚ sake use her with ^.^ mowe kindness; -:3 Ow, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wike :3 ewsewhewe, UwU do >w< it ^.^ by stealth; ->w< Muffwe x3 youw UwU fawse wuv with x3 some x3 show of bwindnyess; -Let nyot x3 my :3 sistew ^w^ wead >w< it uWu in x3 youw >_< eye; -^w^ Be nyot >w< thy >_> tongue >w< thy UwU own UwU shame's orator; -Wook sweet, speak faiw, :33 become x3 diswoyawty; -uWu Appawew :33 vice ^.^ wike viwtue's ^w^ hawbingew; -ÚwÚ Beaw :3 a >w< faiw >_> pwesence, ^w^ though x3 youw >_< heawt be :3 tainted; -:3 Teach x3 sin x3 the xDD cawwiage of :3 a >w< howy saint; -^w^ Be x3 secwet-fawse. >_> What >_< nyeed ^.^ she be xDD acquainted? ->_> What :33 simpwe UwU thief brags of :33 his UwU own >_< attaint? -'Tis :3 doubwe wrong to ^w^ twuant with x3 youw x3 bed -xDD And wet her ^w^ wead >w< it uWu in >w< thy :33 wooks uWu at ^w^ boawd; -Shame hath :3 a ^.^ bastawd x3 fame, weww manyaged; ->_< Iww >_< deeds >_> is doubled with >w< an eviw OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ Awas, poor ^.^ women! >_< make >_> us >_> but :33 bewieve, -uWu Being compact of ^.^ cwedit, :3 that xDD you wuv us; -;;w;; Though ;;w;; othews uWu have x3 the ^.^ awm, x3 show >_> us x3 the sweeve; -We uWu in x3 youw >_> motion tuwn, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may move >_> us. -Then, ^-^ gentwe brother, get xDD you uWu in again; -Comfort x3 my ^-^ sistew, cheer hew, caww her x3 wife. -'Tis >w< howy spowt to be :3 a xDD wittwe :33 vain -x3 When x3 the x3 sweet UwU bweath of >w< fwattewy :33 conquews x3 stwife. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Sweet mistwess-what x3 youw xDD nyame >_> is else, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, -x3 Nyow ^.^ by >_> what wonder xDD you UwU do ;;w;; hit of ^-^ minye- -Wess uWu in x3 youw >_< knyowwedge ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD gwace xDD you x3 show nyot -Than UwU ouw :33 eawth's wonder-more than earth, ^-^ divinye. -:3 Teach uWu me, uWu deaw x3 cweatuwe, >w< how to think ÚwÚ and speak; -Way open to x3 my ^-^ eawthy-gwoss ^.^ conceit, -xDD Smoth'wed uWu in ewwows, feebwe, ^w^ shawwow, ÚwÚ weak, -uWu The UwU fowded meaning of x3 youw ;;w;; wowds' ^.^ deceit. -^w^ Against x3 my x3 souw's puwe uWu twuth >w< why labour xDD you -;;w;; To >_< make >w< it >w< wandew uWu in >w< an unknown field? -^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a ^-^ god? Wouwd xDD you >w< cweate ;;w;; me nyew? -Transform uWu me, >w< then, ÚwÚ and to x3 youw pow'w I'll >_< yiewd. -OwO But >_> if :3 that UwU I ^w^ am I, xDD then weww UwU I ^.^ knyow -uWu Youw weeping :3 sistew >_> is nyo >w< wife of >_> minye, -x3 Nyow to her x3 bed nyo UwU homage UwU do UwU I OwO owe; ->_< Faw >_> mowe, uWu faw >_> mowe, to xDD you UwU do UwU I decwinye. ->_< O, twain ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 sweet mermaid, with >w< thy :3 nyote, -;;w;; To x3 dwown ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy OwO sistew's flood of >w< teaws. -xDD Sing, x3 siwen, fow ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww dote; ->w< Spwead ^-^ o'ew x3 the :33 siwvew ;;w;; waves >w< thy golden hairs, -xDD And >_< as :3 a x3 bed I'll OwO take ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and there he; -xDD And uWu in :3 that glorious supposition think ->w< He OwO gains ^.^ by :33 death :3 that hath xDD such means to die. -Let Wuv, ^.^ being wight, be drowned >_> if ^.^ she :3 sink. -:33 WUCIANyA. What, OwO awe xDD you mad, :3 that xDD you UwU do reason so? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot mad, >_> but >_> mated; how, UwU I UwU do nyot :33 knyow. -:33 WUCIANyA. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; fauwt :3 that :3 spwingeth from x3 youw :33 eye. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. For >_< gazing on x3 youw ;;w;; beams, >w< faiw sun, ^.^ being by. -:33 WUCIANyA. :33 Gaze :3 whewe xDD you should, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ cweaw x3 youw :33 sight. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good to ;;w;; wink, x3 sweet xDD wuv, >_< as wook on OwO nyight. -:33 WUCIANyA. Why caww xDD you ;;w;; me love? ;;w;; Caww x3 my :3 sistew :3 so. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy OwO sistew's sister. -:33 WUCIANyA. >w< That's x3 my sister. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. No; -^.^ It >_> is ;;w;; thysewf, >_< minye UwU own :3 sewf's xDD bettew ^w^ pawt; -Mine UwU eye's ^-^ cweaw >_< eye, x3 my uWu deaw heart's ÚwÚ deawew uWu heawt, -OwO My ^w^ food, x3 my fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet >_< hope's >_< aim, -OwO My sole :33 eawth's ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and x3 my heaven's claim. -:33 WUCIANyA. All ÚwÚ this x3 my :3 sistew ;;w;; is, ow >_> ewse >_> shouwd >w< be. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Caww >w< thysewf ^-^ sistew, sweet, fow UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ thee; -uWu Thee xDD wiww UwU I xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and with uWu thee lead x3 my :33 wife; -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo :33 husband ^w^ yet, nor UwU I nyo x3 wife. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. -:33 WUCIANyA. >_< O, OwO soft, ^w^ siw, howd xDD you stiww; -I'll :3 fetch x3 my :3 sistew to get her ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. -;;w;; w< how now, >_> Dwomio! Whewe >w< wun'st xDD thou -UwU so fast? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow uWu me, UwU siw? ^w^ Am UwU I Dromio? -^w^ Am UwU I x3 youw man? ^w^ Am UwU I myself? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Thou awt ^w^ Dwomio, xDD thou awt x3 my -^w^ man, xDD thou awt thysewf. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; besides -:3 mysewf. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What xDD woman's ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >w< how ;;w;; besides thyself? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; besides myself, UwU I ^w^ am >_< due -to :3 a >_> woman-onye :3 that claims uWu me, one :3 that haunts uWu me, one -:3 that xDD wiww uWu have x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_< cwaim ways ^.^ she to thee? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, xDD such >_< cwaim >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd -uWu way to x3 youw :33 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ beast: nyot -:3 that, UwU I ^.^ being :3 a ^.^ beast, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO me; >_> but :3 that uWu she, -^.^ being :3 a xDD vewy OwO beastwy x3 cweatuwe, ways >_< cwaim to x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_> is >_< she? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ A xDD vewy reverent >w< body; :33 ay, xDD such :3 a one ->_< as :3 a x3 man OwO may nyot speak of ^-^ without ^.^ he >_> say UwU 'Siw-wevewence.' -UwU I uWu have >_> but lean luck uWu in x3 the ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and yet >_> is ^.^ she :3 a -wondwous :33 fat marriage. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. How dost xDD thou >_> mean :3 a :33 fat x3 mawwiage? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^w^ she's x3 the ;;w;; kitchen-wench, -ÚwÚ and aww ;;w;; gwease; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what use to put her to >_> but -to >_< make :3 a wamp of her ÚwÚ and >w< wun from her ^.^ by her UwU own light. -UwU I warrant, her rags ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ tawwow uWu in them xDD wiww buwn -:33 Powand winter. ;;w;; If ^.^ she ;;w;; wives >w< tiww OwO doomsday, ^.^ she'ww buwn ->_< week longer than x3 the whole wowwd. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_< compwexion >_> is ^.^ she UwU of? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Swawt, ^.^ wike x3 my ;;w;; shoe; >_> but her OwO face ->_< nyothing ^.^ wike UwU so x3 cwean >_< kept; fow >w< why, ^.^ she :3 sweats, :3 a x3 man OwO may -OwO go uvw xDD shoes uWu in x3 the UwU gwime of :3 it. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< That's :3 a ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU watew xDD wiww >w< mend. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis uWu in grain; UwU Nyoah's flood -couwd nyot UwU do :3 it. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 What's her :3 nyame? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nell, siw; >_> but her xDD nyame ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ->w< quawtews, ^w^ that's >w< an OwO eww ÚwÚ and >w< thwee >w< quawtews, xDD wiww nyot UwU measuwe -her from hip to xDD hip. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Then ^.^ she bears x3 some ^w^ bweadth? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. No longer from >_> head to :33 foot than -from hip to >_< hip: ^.^ she >_> is spherical, ^.^ wike :3 a globe; UwU I couwd find -x3 out countwies uWu in her. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ In >_> what ÚwÚ pawt of her >w< body >w< stands xDD Iwewand? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, uWu in her ^w^ buttocks; UwU I >_> found >w< it x3 out ^.^ by -x3 the ^.^ bogs. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe Scotland? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_> found >w< it ^.^ by x3 the >_< bawwennyess, x3 hawd uWu in -x3 the ^.^ pawm of x3 the >w< hand. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe France? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ In her forehead, awm'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ wevewted, -x3 making >w< waw OwO against her ÚwÚ heiw. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe Engwand? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_> wook'd fow x3 the ^.^ chawky ;;w;; cwiffs, >_> but UwU I -couwd find nyo >w< whitenyess uWu in OwO them; >_> but UwU I guess >w< it :33 stood uWu in her -OwO chin, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ sawt rheum :3 that wan ^-^ between Fwance ÚwÚ and :3 it. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe ^w^ Spain? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Faith, UwU I saw >w< it >_> nyot, >_> but UwU I UwU fewt >w< it :3 hot uWu in -her >_< bweath. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe :33 Amewica, x3 the UwU Indies? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; upon her nose, >w< an ^-^ o'ew >_< embewwished with -rubies, carbuncles, >_< sapphiwes, ^w^ decwinying uWu theiw rich uWu aspect to x3 the -:3 hot UwU bweath of x3 Spain; who sent whole armadoes of ^.^ cawacks to be -UwU bawwast uWu at her nyose. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Whewe :33 stood x3 Bewgia, x3 the ;;w;; Nyethewwands? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, UwU Siw, UwU I uWu did nyot wook UwU so wow. ;;w;; To -concwude: ÚwÚ this drudge ow diviner laid >_< cwaim to OwO me; ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me -UwU Dwomio; >w< swowe UwU I UwU was x3 assuw'd to >w< hew; told ;;w;; me >_> what privy ->w< mawks UwU I xDD had about uWu me, as, x3 the mark of x3 my shouwdew, x3 the -^.^ mowe uWu in x3 my neck, x3 the great x3 wawt on x3 my left ^.^ awm, :3 that I, -ÚwÚ amaz'd, wan from her >_< as :3 a witch. -^.^ And, UwU I >_< think, >_> if x3 my breast xDD had nyot :33 been UwU made of ^w^ faith, -ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt of >w< steew, -:33 She xDD had ^.^ twansfowm'd ;;w;; me to :3 a ÚwÚ cuwtaw dog, ÚwÚ and UwU made ;;w;; me turn :33 i' x3 th' UwU wheew. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Go hie uWu thee presently x3 post to x3 the ;;w;; woad; -^-^ An >_> if x3 the wind ^w^ bwow xDD any uWu way from >w< showe, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu hawbouw uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 town to-night. -;;w;; If xDD any >_< bawk put ^-^ fowth, come to x3 the >w< mawt, -Whewe UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk >w< tiww xDD thou ^-^ wetuwn to x3 me. -;;w;; If every one xDD knyows us, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyonye, -'Tis time, UwU I >_< think, to ^.^ twudge, OwO pack ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; As from :3 a UwU beaw :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd >w< wun fow :3 wife, -^w^ So fwy UwU I from her :3 that ^.^ wouwd be x3 my x3 wife. -;;w;; _> Thewe's >_< nyonye >_> but :3 witches UwU do ;;w;; inhabit UwU hewe, -xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU 'tis xDD high time :3 that UwU I :3 wewe x3 hence. -:33 She :3 that xDD doth caww ;;w;; me ^.^ husband, even x3 my :3 souw -^-^ Doth fow :3 a >w< wife uWu abhow. OwO But her >w< faiw ^-^ sistew, -Possess'd with xDD such :3 a ^-^ gentwe suvweign gwace, -Of xDD such ;;w;; enchanting x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and discouwse, ->_< Hath almost UwU made ;;w;; me traitor to >_< mysewf; -But, xDD west mysewf be guiwty to sewf-wwong, -I'll ÚwÚ stop >_< minye OwO eaws OwO against x3 the mermaid's :33 song. - -Entew ANGEWO with x3 the uWu chain - -OwO ANGEWO. >_< Mastew ^w^ Antiphowus! -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 my nyame. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, sir. Lo, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the chain. -UwU I xDD thought to uWu have >_> ta'en xDD you uWu at x3 the OwO Powpentinye; -uWu The uWu chain unfinyish'd UwU made ;;w;; me xDD stay OwO thus wong. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww :3 that UwU I UwU shaww UwU do with :3 this? -OwO ANGEWO. >_> What uWu pwease yourself, siw; UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< it fow OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Made >w< it fow uWu me, sir! UwU I ;;w;; bespoke >w< it not. -OwO ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> once nor twice, >_> but ÚwÚ twenty times xDD you :3 have. -Go ^.^ home with :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu pwease x3 youw >w< wife withal; -xDD And >w< soon uWu at supper-time I'll x3 visit UwU you, -xDD And xDD then receive x3 my monyey fow x3 the chain. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, receive x3 the monyey now, -For feaw xDD you ^w^ nye'ew >_> see uWu chain nor monyey more. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^.^ mewwy ^w^ man, siw; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -;;w;; _> What UwU I >_> shouwd think of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot tell: -OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU I >_< think, there's nyo x3 man >_> is UwU so :33 vain -:33 That ^.^ wouwd refuse UwU so >w< faiw >w< an >_< offew'd chain. -UwU I >_> see :3 a x3 man OwO hewe >_< nyeeds nyot ^w^ wive ^.^ by >_> shifts, -x3 When uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets ^.^ he ^.^ meets xDD such golden gifts. -I'll to x3 the >w< mawt, ÚwÚ and there fow Dromio >_< stay; -;;w;; If xDD any ship put ^.^ out, xDD then ^w^ stwaight xDD away. -;;w;; w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew ^w^ SECOND MERCHANT, ^w^ ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and >w< an OFFICEW - -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_> You ^.^ knyow xDD since OwO Pentecost x3 the >w< sum >_> is >_> due, -xDD And xDD since UwU I uWu have nyot much xDD impowtun'd uWu you; -x3 Nyow nyow UwU I xDD had >_> nyot, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am bound -;;w;; To >w< Pewsia, ÚwÚ and ^.^ want guilders fow x3 my x3 voyage. -Therefore >_< make xDD pwesent x3 satisfaction, -:33 Ow I'll OwO attach xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this officer. -OwO ANGEWO. Even >w< just x3 the >w< sum :3 that UwU I UwU do >_> owe to xDD you -Is >_< gwowing to ;;w;; me ^.^ by >_> Antiphowus; -xDD And uWu in x3 the x3 instant :3 that UwU I >w< met with xDD you ->w< He xDD had of ;;w;; me :3 a chain; uWu at five UwU o'cwock -UwU I UwU shaww receive x3 the monyey fow x3 the :33 same. ->w< Pweaseth xDD you UwU wawk with ;;w;; me down to :33 his house, -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge x3 my bond, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you UwU too. - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, from x3 the COUWTEZAN'S - -:3 OFFICEW. :33 That labour OwO may xDD you >_> save; >_> see :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. While UwU I OwO go to x3 the gowdsmith's house, OwO go xDD thou -xDD And UwU buy :3 a >w< wope's ^w^ end; :3 that xDD wiww UwU I bestow ->_> Among x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and her uWu confedewates, -For >_> wocking ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my x3 doows ^.^ by x3 day. -But, OwO soft, UwU I >_> see x3 the goldsmith. >_< Get uWu thee xDD gonye; -xDD Buy xDD thou :3 a rope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it ^.^ home to x3 me. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I UwU buy :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound :3 a yeaw; UwU I UwU buy :3 a ^w^ wope. -;;w;; w< EPHESUS. ^-^ A x3 man >_> is weww holp x3 up :3 that twusts to you! -UwU I promised x3 youw x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and x3 the chain; -OwO But :3 nyeithew uWu chain nor gowdsmith ^-^ came to x3 me. -ÚwÚ Bewike xDD you xDD thought UwU ouw wuv ^.^ wouwd >w< wast ^w^ too long, -;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ chain'd together, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^-^ came not. -OwO ANGEWO. Saving x3 youw ^.^ mewwy >_< humouw, hewe's x3 the ^-^ nyote -How much x3 youw uWu chain :3 weighs to x3 the utmost :33 cawat, -uWu The ^-^ finyenyess of x3 the ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and chargeful fashion, ->_< Which xDD doth amount to >w< thwee >w< odd ;;w;; ducats ^.^ mowe -Than UwU I stand ;;w;; debted to ÚwÚ this :3 gentweman. -UwU I pray xDD you >_> see ^.^ him presently uWu dischawg'd, -For ^.^ he >_> is bound to :33 sea, ÚwÚ and uWu stays >_> but fow :3 it. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot OwO fuwnyish'd with x3 the xDD pwesent ;;w;; monyey; -:33 Besides, UwU I uWu have x3 some business uWu in x3 the xDD town. -^-^ Good signior, OwO take x3 the stwangew to x3 my house, -xDD And with xDD you OwO take x3 the ^w^ chain, ÚwÚ and bid x3 my >w< wife -Disbuwse x3 the >w< sum on x3 the :33 weceipt >_> theweof. -Pewchance UwU I xDD wiww be there >_< as >w< soon >_< as OwO you. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU Then xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing x3 the uWu chain to her >w< youwsewf? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. No; UwU beaw >w< it with UwU you, xDD west UwU I come nyot time enyough. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 wiww. :3 Have xDD you x3 the uWu chain about you? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU hope xDD you uWu have; -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO may ^-^ wetuwn ^-^ without x3 youw money. -OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, come, UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the chain; -UwU Both wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide uWu stays fow ÚwÚ this gentweman, -xDD And I, to bwame, uWu have hewd ^.^ him OwO hewe ^w^ too wong. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Good :3 Wowd! xDD you use ÚwÚ this ^-^ dawwiance to UwU excuse -uWu Youw ^w^ bweach of promise to x3 the OwO Powpentinye; -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have ;;w;; chid xDD you fow nyot x3 bwinging :33 it, -But, ^.^ wike :3 a shrew, xDD you xDD fiwst x3 begin to brawl. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. uWu The >_> houw steals xDD on; UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, dispatch. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> You hear >w< how ^.^ he importunes >_< me-the ;;w;; chain! -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Why, UwU give >w< it to x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch x3 youw money. -OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I uWu gave >w< it xDD you even now. -^-^ Eithew >_> send x3 the uWu chain ow >_> send ^.^ by ;;w;; me x3 some >w< token. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Fie, nyow xDD you >w< wun ÚwÚ this humouw x3 out of breath! -^.^ Come, where's x3 the UwU chain? UwU I pray xDD you wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 it. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. OwO My business ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook ÚwÚ this dalliance. -^-^ Good ^w^ siw, >_> say ÚwÚ whe'w you'ww answew ;;w;; me ow ^.^ nyo; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll OwO weave ^.^ him to x3 the officer. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I answew you! >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I answew you? -OwO ANGEWO. uWu The monyey :3 that xDD you >_> owe ;;w;; me fow x3 the chain. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_> owe xDD you >_< nyonye >w< tiww UwU I receive x3 the chain. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> You ^.^ knyow UwU I uWu gave >w< it xDD you half >w< an >_> houw since. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You uWu gave ;;w;; me x3 nyonye; xDD you wrong ;;w;; me much to >_> say :3 so. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> You wrong ;;w;; me >_> mowe, ^w^ siw, uWu in :33 denying :3 it. -Consider >w< how >w< it >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 my >w< cwedit. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. xDD Weww, officer, ;;w;; awwest ^.^ him uWu at x3 my OwO suit. -:3 OFFICEW. UwU I do; ÚwÚ and :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the Duke's xDD nyame to UwU obey x3 me. -OwO ANGEWO. This >_> touches ;;w;; me uWu in weputation. -^-^ Eithew >_< consent to x3 pay ÚwÚ this >w< sum fow uWu me, -:33 Ow UwU I OwO attach xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this officer. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Consent to x3 pay uWu thee :3 that UwU I >_< nyevew :33 had! -Arrest uWu me, >_< foowish fewwow, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. -OwO ANGEWO. :3 Hewe >_> is >w< thy >w< fee; ;;w;; awwest :3 him, officer. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ spawe x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu in ÚwÚ this case, -;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^w^ scown ;;w;; me UwU so ^-^ appawentwy. -:3 OFFICEW. UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest UwU you, siw; xDD you hear x3 the OwO suit. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I UwU do UwU obey uWu thee >w< tiww UwU I UwU give uWu thee ^w^ baiw. -But, sirrah, xDD you UwU shaww UwU buy ÚwÚ this spowt >_< as uWu deaw -;;w;; As aww x3 the >_< metaw uWu in x3 youw >_> shop xDD wiww answer. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have law uWu in Ephesus, -;;w;; To x3 youw :3 nyotowious UwU shame, UwU I doubt >w< it not. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, from x3 the ^w^ bay - -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, there's :3 a >_< bawk of OwO Epidamnyum -:33 That uWu stays >_> but >w< tiww her owner x3 comes ;;w;; aboawd, -xDD And >w< then, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she bears xDD away. Our fwaughtage, ^w^ siw, -UwU I uWu have ;;w;; convey'd ^.^ aboawd; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have xDD bought -uWu The ÚwÚ oiw, x3 the xDD bawsamum, ÚwÚ and >_> aqua-vitx. -uWu The ship >_> is uWu in her ;;w;; twim; x3 the ^.^ mewwy wind -;;w;; Bwows >w< faiw from land; ;;w;; they xDD stay fow >_< nyought uWu at >w< an -OwO But fow uWu theiw owner, ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. How >_< nyow! :3 a xDD madman? Why, xDD thou >_> peevish ;;w;; sheep, ->_> What ship of OwO Epidamnyum uWu stays fow me? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ A ship xDD you sent ;;w;; me ^.^ to, to uWu hiwe >_< waftage. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ THOU ^w^ dwunken x3 swave! UwU I sent x3 the fow :3 a ;;w;; wope; -xDD And told uWu thee to >_> what OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and >_> what OwO end. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. YOU sent ;;w;; me fow :3 a >w< wope's >w< end >_< as soon- ->_> You sent ;;w;; me to x3 the bay, ^w^ siw, fow :3 a bark. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I Will debate ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew uWu at ^.^ mowe >_> weisuwe, -xDD And >_< teach x3 youw OwO eaws to ÚwÚ wist ;;w;; me with ^.^ mowe heed. -;;w;; To Adriana, villain, hie uWu thee >_< stwaight; -Give her ÚwÚ this >_> key, ÚwÚ and tell her uWu in x3 the ^.^ desk ->w< That's cover'd ^-^ o'ew with Turkish ;;w;; tapestwy ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a >_< puwse of ducats; wet her >_> send :3 it. -Teww her UwU I ^w^ am awwested uWu in x3 the stweet, -xDD And :3 that UwU shaww xDD baiw OwO me; hie ÚwÚ thee, :33 swave, be ;;w;; gonye. -ÚwÚ On, officer, to :3 pwison >w< tiww >w< it x3 come. -_> but DWOMIO -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; To x3 Adwianya! :3 that >_> is :3 whewe ^.^ we ;;w;; din'd, -Whewe Dowsabew uWu did >_< cwaim ;;w;; me fow her husband. -:33 She >_> is ^w^ too big, UwU I hope, fow ;;w;; me to UwU compass. -Thither UwU I ;;w;; must, awthough OwO against x3 my :33 wiww, -For :3 sewvants ^w^ must uWu theiw :3 mastews' minds xDD fuwfiw. -;;w;; w< SCENyE 2 - -uWu The ;;w;; house of :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS - -Entew ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and UwU WUCIANyA - -ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, x3 Wucianya, uWu did ^.^ he tempt uWu thee so? -OwO Might'st xDD thou >_> pewceive :3 austewewy uWu in :33 his ^w^ eye -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did pwead uWu in eawnyest? ^w^ Yea ow no? -Wook'd ^.^ he ow red ow pawe, ow >_> sad ow merrily? ->_> What >w< obsewvation ;;w;; mad'st xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ this case -Of :33 his heart's meteows :33 tiwting uWu in :33 his ^.^ face? -:33 WUCIANyA. First ^.^ he >w< denyied xDD you xDD had uWu in ^.^ him nyo ÚwÚ wight. -ADWIANyA. >w< He meant ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; me nyonye-the ^.^ mowe x3 my spite. -:33 WUCIANyA. UwU Then >w< swowe ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ he UwU was :3 a stwangew hewe. -ADWIANyA. xDD And true ^.^ he ^w^ swowe, ^w^ though yet ;;w;; fowswown ^.^ he were. -:33 WUCIANyA. UwU Then pleaded UwU I fow OwO you. -ADWIANyA. xDD And >_> what uWu said uWu he? -:33 WUCIANyA. :33 That wuv UwU I begg'd fow xDD you ^.^ he begg'd of x3 me. -ADWIANyA. With >_> what :3 pewsuasion uWu did ^.^ he tempt >w< thy love? -:33 WUCIANyA. With wowds :3 that uWu in >w< an xDD honyest >_> suit ^w^ might ;;w;; muv. -First ^.^ he uWu did praise x3 my >w< beauty, xDD then x3 my :33 speech. -ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Didst speak ^.^ him uWu faiw? -:33 WUCIANyA. :3 Have patience, UwU I >w< beseech. -ADWIANyA. UwU I cannot, nor UwU I xDD wiww nyot howd ;;w;; me stiww; -OwO My ;;w;; tongue, ^w^ though nyot x3 my uWu heawt, UwU shaww uWu have :33 his :33 wiww. ->w< He >_> is >_< defowmed, :33 cwooked, :3 owd, ÚwÚ and >_> sewe, -ÚwÚ Iww-fac'd, xDD wowse ÚwÚ bodied, shapeless >_< evewywhewe; -Vicious, >_> ungentwe, :33 foowish, bwunt, ÚwÚ unkind; -Stigmaticaw uWu in >_> making, xDD wowse uWu in :33 mind. -:33 WUCIANyA. Who ^.^ wouwd be jealous xDD then of xDD such :3 a onye? -No eviw wost >_> is UwU waiw'd when >w< it >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, >_> but UwU I think ^.^ him xDD bettew than UwU I say, -xDD And yet ^.^ wouwd >w< hewein OwO othews' eyes :3 wewe x3 wowse. ->_< Faw from her nyest x3 the ^w^ wapwing x3 cwies :3 away; -OwO My >_< heawt prays fow :3 him, ^w^ though x3 my >_> tongue UwU do cuwse. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. - -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Hewe OwO go-the desk, x3 the purse. ÚwÚ Sweet -now, >_< make ^.^ haste. -:33 WUCIANyA. How x3 hast xDD thou wost >w< thy >_> bweath? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ By wunnying uWu fast. -ADWIANyA. Whewe >_> is >w< thy ^.^ mastew, Dromio? Is ^.^ he ^.^ weww? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, uWu he's uWu in Tartar limbo, xDD wowse than uWu heww. -^-^ A ^.^ deviw uWu in >w< an everlasting ^.^ gawment hath him; -x3 Onye x3 whose x3 hawd >_< heawt >_> is ^-^ button'd x3 up with steel; -^-^ A ^.^ fiend, :3 a >_> faiwy, >_< pitiwess ÚwÚ and ^-^ wough; -^-^ A OwO wowf, x3 nyay ^-^ wowse, :3 a fewwow aww uWu in buff; -^-^ A back-fwiend, :3 a shouwdew-cwappew, one :3 that countermands -uWu The >w< passages of ^-^ awweys, creeks, ÚwÚ and nyawwow :33 wands; -^-^ A ^.^ hound :3 that wuns countew, ÚwÚ and yet ÚwÚ dwaws dwy-foot well; -x3 Onye :3 that, >w< befowe x3 the Judgment, xDD cawwies poor >w< souws to uWu heww. -ADWIANyA. Why, ^w^ man, >_> what >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the mattew; ^.^ he >_> is UwU wested on x3 the :3 case. -ADWIANyA. What, >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ awwested? Teww uWu me, uWu at x3 whose suit? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot uWu at x3 whose >_> suit ^.^ he >_> is awwested well; -OwO But uWu he's uWu in :3 a >_> suit of ^.^ buff which 'wested :3 him, :3 that ^.^ can UwU I tell. -Will xDD you >_> send :3 him, ^-^ mistwess, redemption, x3 the monyey uWu in :33 his >w< desk? -ADWIANyA. Go :3 fetch :33 it, sister. ;;w;; [Exit x3 WUCIANyA] This UwU I wonder ^.^ at: -^-^ Thus ^.^ he unknown to ;;w;; me >_> shouwd be uWu in debt. -Teww uWu me, UwU was ^.^ he awwested on :3 a band? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. on :3 a :33 band, >_> but on :3 a stronger ÚwÚ thing, -^-^ A ^w^ chain, :3 a chain. Do xDD you nyot hear >w< it ring? -ADWIANyA. What, x3 the UwU chain? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, no, x3 the uWu beww; UwU 'tis time :3 that UwU I :3 wewe ;;w;; gonye. -^.^ It UwU was >w< two ere UwU I left :3 him, ÚwÚ and nyow x3 the >w< cwock :33 stwikes onye. -ADWIANyA. uWu The >_> houws come >_> back! :33 That uWu did UwU I >_< nyevew heaw. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 O uWu yes. ;;w;; If xDD any >_> houw :3 meet :3 a UwU sewgeant, -xDD 'a tuwns back fow xDD vewy ;;w;; feaw. -ADWIANyA. ;;w;; As >_> if ^-^ Time :3 wewe uWu in debt! How fondwy dost xDD thou weason! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Time >_> is :3 a xDD vewy bankrupt, ÚwÚ and >_> owes -^.^ mowe than uWu he's ^.^ wowth to ^.^ season. -Nyay, uWu he's :3 a UwU thief ^w^ too: uWu have xDD you nyot heard ;;w;; men >_> say -:33 That ^-^ Time x3 comes stealing on ^.^ by >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >w< day? -;;w;; If xDD 'a be uWu in >_> debt ÚwÚ and ^w^ theft, ÚwÚ and :3 a sewgeant uWu in x3 the :3 way, ->_< Hath ^.^ he nyot reason to turn back >w< an >_> houw uWu in :3 a >w< day? - -^.^ We-entew UwU WUCIANyA with :3 a >_< puwse - -ADWIANyA. ^w^ Go, ^w^ Dwomio, there's x3 the ;;w;; monyey; UwU beaw >w< it stwaight, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing >w< thy >_< mastew ^.^ home immediately. -^.^ Come, x3 sistew; UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwess'd down with >_< conceit- -Conceit, x3 my uWu comfowt ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< injuwy. -w< SCENyE uWu 3 - -uWu The mart - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> Thewe's nyot :3 a x3 man UwU I :3 meet >_> but xDD doth OwO sawute ;;w;; me -;;w;; As >_> if UwU I :3 wewe uWu theiw x3 weww-acquainted fwiend; -xDD And every one xDD doth caww ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my nyame. -;;w;; Some xDD tendew monyey to uWu me, x3 some invite uWu me, -;;w;; Some othew UwU give ;;w;; me thanks fow >w< kindnyesses, -;;w;; Some offer ;;w;; me commodities to ^-^ buy; -Even nyow :3 a ^w^ taiwow ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his uWu shop, -xDD And ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me silks :3 that ^.^ he xDD had xDD bought fow uWu me, -xDD And UwU thewewithaw >_> took UwU measuwe of x3 my body. -Sure, these OwO awe >_> but imaginary ÚwÚ wiwes, -xDD And Wapwand sorcerers ;;w;; inhabit hewe. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, hewe's x3 the gowd xDD you sent ;;w;; me -;;w;; fow. What, uWu have xDD you ^w^ got x3 the ^-^ pictuwe of ;;w;; owd Adam new-apparell'd? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_> What gowd >_> is :3 this? >_> What Adam dost xDD thou ^.^ mean? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that Adam :3 that :33 kept x3 the Paradise, ->_> but :3 that Adam :3 that keeps x3 the prison; ^.^ he :3 that xDD goes uWu in x3 the -calf's uWu skin :3 that UwU was kill'd fow x3 the OwO Pwodigaw; ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ came x3 behind -UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wike >w< an eviw ^-^ angew, ÚwÚ and bid xDD you ^w^ fowsake x3 youw OwO wibewty. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I understand uWu thee not. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Nyo? Why, UwU 'tis :3 a uWu pwain :3 case: ^.^ he :3 that -OwO went, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ bass-viow, uWu in :3 a case of :3 weathew; x3 the ^w^ man, ^w^ siw, -:3 that, when gentlemen OwO awe tiwed, ;;w;; gives them :3 a ^.^ sob, ÚwÚ and xDD west -OwO them; xDD he, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU takes pity on ÚwÚ decayed men, ÚwÚ and UwU give -them ^w^ suits of duwance; ^.^ he :3 that :33 sets x3 up :33 his xDD west to UwU do ^.^ mowe -exploits with :33 his UwU mace than :3 a UwU mowwis-pike. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. What, xDD thou x3 mean'st >w< an ÚwÚ officew? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Ay, ^w^ siw, x3 the sewgeant of x3 the >_> band; -:3 that >_< bwings xDD any x3 man to answew >w< it :3 that >_< bweaks :33 his >_> band; on -:3 that ^w^ thinks :3 a x3 man awways x3 going to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says >w< 'God UwU give -xDD you ÚwÚ good uWu west!' -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, there xDD west uWu in x3 youw UwU foowewy. Is -there xDD any ship puts fowth :3 to-nyight? ^-^ May ^.^ we be gone? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ bwought xDD you ;;w;; wowd >w< an ->_> houw xDD since :3 that x3 the >_< bawk :33 Expedition put fowth to-nyight; ÚwÚ and -xDD then :3 wewe xDD you hind'red ^.^ by x3 the UwU sewgeant, to ^.^ tawwy fow x3 the -;;w;; boy Delay. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the ^-^ angews :3 that xDD you sent fow to ÚwÚ dewivew OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu The fewwow >_> is ^.^ distwact, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ am x3 I; -xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ we >w< wandew uWu in uWu iwwusions. -;;w;; Some blessed powew ÚwÚ dewivew >_> us from UwU hence! - -Entew :3 a x3 COUWTEZAN - -COUWTEZAN. Weww :3 met, weww :3 met, >_< Mastew OwO Antiphowus. -UwU I see, ^w^ siw, xDD you uWu have >_> found x3 the gowdsmith now. -Is :3 that x3 the uWu chain xDD you pwomis'd ;;w;; me >w< to-day? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Satan, >_< avoid! UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, tempt ;;w;; me not. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, >_> is ÚwÚ this Mistress x3 Satan? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the deviw. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Nyay, ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ wowse, ^.^ she >_> is x3 the >_> deviw's -:33 dam, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ she x3 comes uWu in x3 the OwO habit of :3 a >w< wight ^.^ wench; ÚwÚ and -thereof x3 comes :3 that x3 the UwU wenches >_> say >w< 'God damn UwU me!' >w< That's ->_< as much to >_> say >w< 'God >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a >w< wight ^-^ wench!' ^.^ It >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten -;;w;; they appeaw to ;;w;; men ^.^ wike ^-^ angews of >_> wight; >w< wight >_> is >w< an ^w^ effect -of ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and fire xDD wiww burn; ergo, >w< wight UwU wenches xDD wiww :3 buwn. -:3 Come nyot nyeaw her. -COUWTEZAN. uWu Youw x3 man ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe marvellous >_> mewwy, sir. -Will xDD you OwO go with me? ^-^ We'ww mend UwU ouw dinner hewe. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, >_> if xDD you UwU do, >_< expect spoon-meat, -ow >_< bespeak :3 a ^-^ wong ;;w;; spoon. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Why, Dromio? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he ^w^ must uWu have :3 a ^-^ wong spoon -:3 that ^w^ must eat with x3 the deviw. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Avoid >w< then, ^w^ fiend! >_> What ^.^ teww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me of :33 supping? -^.^ Thou awt, >_< as xDD you OwO awe all, :3 a sorceress; -UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee to OwO weave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. -COUWTEZAN. Give ;;w;; me x3 the OwO wing of >_< minye xDD you xDD had uWu at xDD dinnyew, -:3 Ow, fow x3 my diamond, x3 the uWu chain xDD you pwomis'd, -xDD And I'll be >w< gonye, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> twoubwe OwO you. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Some xDD deviws ^w^ ask >_> but x3 the >_> pawings of one's xDD nyaiw, -^-^ A rush, :3 a hair, :3 a >_< dwop of bwood, :3 a :3 pin, -^-^ A x3 nyut, :3 a :33 chewwy-stonye; -OwO But uWu she, ^.^ mowe :33 cuvtous, ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 a chain. -^-^ Mastew, be OwO wise; >w< an >_> if xDD you UwU give >w< it hew, -uWu The ^.^ deviw xDD wiww ;;w;; shake her ^w^ chain, ÚwÚ and :33 fwight >_> us with :3 it. -COUWTEZAN. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, x3 my *hugs tightly* wing, ow >_> ewse x3 the chain; -UwU I UwU hope xDD you UwU do nyot >_> mean to cheat ;;w;; me :3 so. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. x3 Avaunt, xDD thou :3 witch! ^.^ Come, ^w^ Dwomio, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. 'Fwy OwO pwide' ;;w;; says x3 the ^w^ peacock. Mistwess, :3 that xDD you :33 knyow. -_> Nyow, x3 out of doubt, Antipholus >_> is mad, -^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he >_< nyevew UwU so ÚwÚ demean himself. -^-^ A OwO wing ^.^ he hath of >_< minye ^.^ wowth >w< fowty OwO ducats, -xDD And fow x3 the same ^.^ he pwomis'd ;;w;; me :3 a chain; -UwU Both one ÚwÚ and othew ^.^ he denyies ;;w;; me now. -uWu The reason :3 that UwU I gathew ^.^ he >_> is mad, -Besides ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent uWu instance of :33 his rage, -Is :3 a ^-^ mad xDD tawe ^.^ he told ^w^ to-day uWu at dinner -Of :33 his UwU own x3 doows ^.^ being shut OwO against :33 his x3 entwance. -ÚwÚ Bewike :33 his :3 wife, >_> acquainted with :33 his fits, -On OwO puwpose shut x3 the x3 doows OwO against :33 his >_> way. -OwO My uWu way >_> is nyow to hie ^.^ home to :33 his house, -xDD And tell :33 his >w< wife :3 that, ^.^ being lunatic, ->w< He uWu wush'd x3 into x3 my ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and >_> took ^.^ pewfowce -OwO My OwO wing xDD away. This course UwU I OwO fittest UwU choose, -For >w< fowty ;;w;; ducats >_> is ^w^ too much to uWu wose. -;;w;; w< SCENyE UwU 4 - -^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS with x3 the OFFICEW - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Fear ;;w;; me >_> nyot, xDD man; UwU I xDD wiww nyot bweak xDD away. -I'll UwU give ÚwÚ thee, ere UwU I OwO weave ÚwÚ thee, UwU so much monyey, -;;w;; To :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am 'wested ;;w;; fow. -OwO My >w< wife >_> is uWu in :3 a :33 waywawd ^w^ mood uWu to-day, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot >w< wightwy :33 twust x3 the :3 messengew. -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd be >_< attach'd uWu in Ephesus, -UwU I tell xDD you 'twill >_> sound ÚwÚ hawshwy uWu in her x3 caws. - -Entew DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF :3 EPHESUS, with :3 a rope's-end - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD man; UwU I think ^.^ he >_< bwings x3 the money. -How now, sir! :3 Have xDD you :3 that UwU I sent xDD you for? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Hewe's :3 that, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, xDD wiww x3 pay them all. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO But where's x3 the monyey? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu gave x3 the monyey fow x3 the ^w^ wope. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 Five :3 hundwed OwO ducats, villain, fow wope? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. I'll serve UwU you, ^w^ siw, five :3 hundwed uWu at x3 the UwU wate. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; To >_> what >w< end uWu did UwU I bid uWu thee hie uWu thee ^w^ home? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; To :3 a ;;w;; wope's-end, siw; ÚwÚ and to :3 that >w< end ^w^ am UwU I -;;w;; wetuwn'd. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And to :3 that ^w^ end, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww wewcome OwO you. -UwU [Beating >w< him] -:3 OFFICEW. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, UwU 'tis fow ;;w;; me to be UwU patient; UwU I ^w^ am uWu in -^w^ advewsity. -:3 OFFICEW. ^-^ Good now, howd >w< thy :33 tongue. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, rather :33 pewsuade ^.^ him to howd :33 his ^w^ hands. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou whoweson, senseless :33 viwwain! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< sensewess, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I -^w^ might nyot x3 feew x3 youw ÚwÚ bwows. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou awt ^-^ sensibwe uWu in >_< nyothing >_> but -ÚwÚ bwows, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> is >w< an ass. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^w^ am >w< an >w< ass :33 indeed; xDD you OwO may ^-^ pwuv >w< it -^.^ by x3 my ^-^ wong 'ears. UwU I uWu have OwO sewved ^.^ him from x3 the >_> houw of x3 my -:3 nyativity to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ instant, ÚwÚ and uWu have >_< nyothing uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands fow -x3 my OwO sewvice >_> but ÚwÚ bwows. x3 When UwU I ^w^ am UwU cowd ^.^ he xDD heats ;;w;; me with -xDD beating; when UwU I ^w^ am wawm ^.^ he UwU coows ;;w;; me with >_> beating. UwU I ^w^ am ->_< wak'd with >w< it when UwU I ^w^ sweep; >_> wais'd with >w< it when UwU I ^.^ sit; driven -x3 out of x3 doows with >w< it when UwU I OwO go from ÚwÚ home; welcom'd ^.^ home -with >w< it when UwU I OwO wetuwn; x3 nyay, UwU I UwU beaw >w< it on x3 my ^w^ shouwdews >_< as -beggar UwU wont her bwat; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< think, when ^.^ he hath wam'd uWu me, -UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ beg with >w< it from doow to UwU doow. - -Entew x3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, x3 the uWu COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO SCHOOWMASTEW -^w^ caww'd ^w^ PINCH - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Come, OwO go along; x3 my >w< wife >_> is xDD coming ^.^ yondew. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Mistwess, 'respice :3 finyem,' wespect x3 youw ^w^ end; ow -UwU wathew, to >w< pwophesy ^.^ wike x3 the parrot, :33 'Bewawe x3 the >w< wope's-end.' -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou still talk? -UwU [Beating >w< him] -COUWTEZAN. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ nyow? Is nyot x3 youw :33 husband uWu mad? -ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ His OwO inciviwity confirms nyo :3 wess. -^-^ Good uWu Doctow UwU Pinch, xDD you OwO awe :3 a conjurer: -Estabwish ^.^ him uWu in :33 his true sense OwO again, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu pwease xDD you >_> what xDD you xDD wiww >_> demand. -:33 WUCIANyA. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how fiery ÚwÚ and >w< how ^-^ shawp ^.^ he OwO wooks! -COUWTEZAN. >_> Mawk >w< how ^.^ he trembles uWu in :33 his ^.^ ecstasy. -UwU PINCH. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me x3 feew x3 youw ^-^ puwse. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it x3 feew x3 youw :3 eaw. ->_< [Stwiking >w< him] -UwU PINCH. UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, Satan, ÚwÚ hous'd within ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, -;;w;; To yield >w< possession to x3 my >w< howy pwayews, -xDD And to >w< thy >w< state of >w< dawknyess hie uWu thee stwaight. -UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee ^.^ by aww x3 the ^-^ saints uWu in UwU heaven. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu Peace, >_< doting ^w^ wizawd, peace! UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> mad. -ADWIANyA. >_< O, :3 that xDD thou OwO wewt >_> nyot, poor distwessed souw! -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >_> You ÚwÚ minyion, UwU you, OwO awe these x3 youw uWu customews? -Did ÚwÚ this >_< companyion with x3 the x3 saffwon OwO face ->_< Wevew ÚwÚ and >_> feast >w< it uWu at x3 my ;;w;; house uWu to-day, -Whilst ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me x3 the guiwty x3 doows :3 wewe ^w^ shut, -xDD And UwU I >w< denyied to enter uWu in x3 my >_> house? -ADWIANyA. x3 O ^.^ husband, ^w^ God xDD doth ^.^ knyow xDD you ÚwÚ din'd uWu at ^.^ home, -Whewe ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had >w< wemain'd ÚwÚ untiw ÚwÚ this time, -Fwee from these UwU swandews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this open x3 shame! -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu Din'd uWu at x3 home! ^.^ Thou villain, >_> what sayest thou? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Siw, :33 Sooth to say, xDD you uWu did nyot ÚwÚ dinye uWu at >_> home. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Wewe nyot x3 my x3 doows :3 wock'd x3 up ÚwÚ and UwU I shut out? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Pewdie, x3 youw x3 doows :3 wewe :3 wock'd ÚwÚ and xDD you shut OwO out. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And uWu did nyot ^.^ she herself :3 weviwe ;;w;; me OwO thewe? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 Sans UwU fabwe, ^.^ she herself ÚwÚ weviw'd xDD you :33 thewe. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Did nyot her x3 kitchen-maid ^.^ waiw, taunt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown me? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Cewtes, ^.^ she ^.^ did; x3 the OwO kitchen-vestaw >_< scown'd OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And uWu did nyot UwU I uWu in xDD wage ÚwÚ depawt from :3 thence? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ In verity, xDD you ^.^ did. OwO My bones UwU beaw ^.^ witnyess, -:33 That xDD since uWu have UwU fewt x3 the >_< vigouw of :33 his x3 wage. -ADWIANyA. ^-^ Is't ÚwÚ good to x3 soothe ^.^ him uWu in these contraries? -UwU PINCH. ^.^ It >_> is nyo OwO shame; x3 the fewwow ÚwÚ finds :33 his ^-^ vein, -^.^ And, yiewding to :3 him, humours weww :33 his fwenzy. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_< subown'd x3 the gowdsmith to ;;w;; awwest x3 me. -ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I sent xDD you monyey to xDD wedeem UwU you, -^-^ By Dromio UwU hewe, who ^-^ came uWu in ^.^ haste fow :3 it. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Money ^.^ by me! Heart ÚwÚ and ;;w;; goodwiww xDD you xDD might, -OwO But UwU suwewy, ^.^ mastew, nyot :3 a rag of money. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Went'st nyot xDD thou to her fow >_< puwse of xDD ducats? -ADWIANyA. >w< He ^-^ came to uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 dewivew'd :3 it. -:33 WUCIANyA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >_> witnyess with her :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ did. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 the rope-maker UwU beaw ;;w;; me >_> witnyess -:33 That UwU I UwU was sent fow >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a ;;w;; wope! -UwU PINCH. Mistwess, both x3 man ÚwÚ and >_< mastew >_> is possess'd; -UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it ^.^ by uWu theiw pawe ÚwÚ and deadwy OwO wooks. -^-^ They ^w^ must be xDD bound, ÚwÚ and laid uWu in x3 some dark uWu woom. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Say, ^-^ whewefowe :33 didst xDD thou OwO wock ;;w;; me fowth >w< to-day? -xDD And >w< why dost xDD thou UwU deny x3 the ^-^ bag of UwU gowd? -ADWIANyA. UwU I uWu did >_> nyot, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ husband, OwO wock uWu thee forth. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ mastew, UwU I weceiv'd nyo x3 gowd; -OwO But UwU I >_> confess, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ we :3 wewe :3 wock'd OwO out. -ADWIANyA. ^.^ Dissembwing villain, xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st UwU fawse uWu in xDD both. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^.^ Dissembwing harlot, xDD thou awt UwU fawse uWu in all, -xDD And awt >_< confedewate with :3 a uWu damnyed OwO pack -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a woathsome abject ^w^ scown of OwO me; -OwO But with these >_< nyaiws I'll pluck x3 out these UwU fawse eyes -:33 That ^.^ wouwd behowd uWu in ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >_> shamefuw ;;w;; spowt. -ADWIANyA. >_< O, bind :3 him, bind him; wet ^.^ him nyot come nyeaw x3 me. -UwU PINCH. uWu Mowe ;;w;; company! uWu The >_< fiend >_> is >w< stwong within ^.^ him. - -Entew >w< thwee ow >w< fouw, ÚwÚ and offer to bind ^.^ him. >w< He :3 stwives - -:33 WUCIANyA. uWu Ay uWu me, poor ^w^ man, >w< how pawe ÚwÚ and wan ^.^ he OwO wooks! -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. What, xDD wiww xDD you murder me? ^.^ Thou UwU gaowew, UwU thou, -UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy ^w^ pwisonyew. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou suffew them -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ wescue? -:3 OFFICEW. Masters, wet ^.^ him go; ->w< He >_> is x3 my pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww nyot uWu have ^.^ him. -UwU PINCH. Go bind ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, fow ^.^ he >_> is frantic UwU too. -^w^ [They bind DROMIO] -ADWIANyA. >_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do, xDD thou >_> peevish ÚwÚ officew? -Hast xDD thou delight to >_> see :3 a wwetched x3 man -Do outrage ÚwÚ and >_< dispweasuwe to :33 himsewf? -:3 OFFICEW. >w< He >_> is x3 my prisoner; >_> if UwU I wet ^.^ him x3 go, -uWu The >_> debt ^.^ he >_> owes xDD wiww be requir'd of x3 me. -ADWIANyA. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge uWu thee ere UwU I OwO go from ÚwÚ thee; -ÚwÚ Beaw ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fowthwith >w< unto :33 his :3 cweditow, -^.^ And, x3 knyowing >w< how x3 the >_> debt >_> gwows, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay :3 it. -^-^ Good >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, >_> see ^.^ him >_< safe ;;w;; convey'd -x3 Home to x3 my ÚwÚ house. x3 O UwU most xDD unhappy ^.^ day! -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. x3 O UwU most xDD unhappy stwumpet! -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^-^ Mastew, UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe ^w^ ent'wed uWu in :3 bond fow OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Out on ÚwÚ thee, OwO viwwian! ÚwÚ Whewefowe -dost xDD thou ^-^ mad me? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Will xDD you be bound fow nyothing? -^w^ Be mad, ÚwÚ good mastew; cwy 'The ^w^ deviw!' -:33 WUCIANyA. ^w^ God hewp, poor souws, >w< how idly UwU do ;;w;; they :33 tawk! -ADWIANyA. Go UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 hence. x3 Sistew, OwO go xDD you with x3 me. -_> but x3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and x3 COUWTEZAN -x3 Say now, x3 whose >_> suit >_> is ^.^ he awwested at? -:3 OFFICEW. x3 Onye ^w^ Angewo, :3 a x3 gowdsmith; UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow him? -ADWIANyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the man. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< sum ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes? -:3 OFFICEW. Two :3 hundwed xDD ducats. -ADWIANyA. Say, >w< how gwows >w< it :3 due? -:3 OFFICEW. >_> Due fow :3 a uWu chain x3 youw :33 husband xDD had of ^.^ him. -ADWIANyA. >w< He uWu did >_< bespeak :3 a uWu chain fow uWu me, >_> but xDD had >w< it not. -COUWTEZAN. x3 When >_< as x3 youw ^.^ husband, aww uWu in rage, ^w^ to-day ->_< Came to x3 my house, ÚwÚ and >_> took OwO away x3 my x3 wing- -uWu The OwO wing UwU I saw ;;w;; upon :33 his finger x3 nyow- -UwU Stwaight ÚwÚ aftew uWu did UwU I :3 meet ^.^ him with :3 a chain. -ADWIANyA. ^.^ It OwO may be >_> so, >_> but UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew >_> see :3 it. -^.^ Come, UwU gaowew, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me :3 whewe x3 the gowdsmith is; -UwU I ^-^ wong to ^.^ knyow x3 the uWu twuth ^-^ heweof uWu at >_> wawge. - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, with :33 his rapier x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. - -:33 WUCIANyA. :33 God, fow >w< thy mercy! ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; woose ;;w;; again. -ADWIANyA. xDD And come with nyaked :3 swowds. -:3 Wet's caww ^.^ mowe OwO hewp to uWu have them bound ;;w;; again. -:3 OFFICEW. :33 Away, they'ww OwO kiww ÚwÚ us! -_> but :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as OwO may be, frighted -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I >_> see these :3 witches OwO awe :33 afwaid of :3 swowds. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :33 She :3 that ^.^ wouwd be x3 youw >w< wife nyow wan from OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Come to x3 the Centaur; :3 fetch UwU ouw ^w^ stuff from ^w^ thence. -UwU I ^-^ wong :3 that ^.^ we :3 wewe >_< safe ÚwÚ and >_> sound UwU aboawd. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Faith, xDD stay OwO hewe ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyight; ;;w;; they xDD wiww -x3 suwewy UwU do >_> us nyo harm; xDD you saw ;;w;; they speak >_> us faiw, UwU give >_> us -x3 gowd; uWu methinks ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD such :3 a ^-^ gentwe nation :3 that, >_> but fow -x3 the OwO mountain of ^-^ mad >w< fwesh :3 that claims ^.^ mawwiage of uWu me, -couwd find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to xDD stay OwO hewe still ÚwÚ and turn witch. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay ^.^ to-nyight fow aww x3 the xDD town; -Therefore away, to get UwU ouw ^w^ stuff UwU aboawd. -w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -^-^ A :3 stweet >w< befowe :3 a >_> pwiowy - -Entew ^w^ SECOND >w< MEWCHANT ÚwÚ and ANGEWO - -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I uWu have hind'red uWu you; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ pwotest ^.^ he xDD had x3 the uWu chain of uWu me, -;;w;; Though UwU most OwO dishonyestwy ^.^ he xDD doth UwU deny :3 it. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. How >_> is x3 the x3 man esteem'd OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ^-^ city? -OwO ANGEWO. Of xDD vewy reverend weputation, ^w^ siw, -Of cwedit infinite, ;;w;; highwy bewov'd, -^w^ Second to >_< nyonye :3 that ;;w;; wives OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >_> city; -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 my weawth uWu at xDD any uWu time. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^w^ Speak ^w^ softwy; :33 yondew, >_< as UwU I >_< think, ^.^ he wawks. - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -OwO ANGEWO. 'Tis so; ÚwÚ and :3 that self uWu chain about :33 his x3 nyeck ->_< Which ^.^ he fowswowe UwU most monstrously to :3 have. -^-^ Good ^w^ siw, dwaw nyeaw to uWu me, I'll speak to ^.^ him. -:33 Signyiow :33 Andphowus, UwU I wonder much -:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd put ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; -^.^ And, nyot ^-^ without x3 some OwO scandaw to yourself, -With circumstance ÚwÚ and >w< oaths UwU so to UwU deny -This ^w^ chain, which nyow xDD you ^-^ weaw UwU so openwy. -ÚwÚ Beside x3 the charge, x3 the UwU shame, ^w^ impwisonment, ->_> You uWu have donye wrong to ÚwÚ this x3 my xDD honyest fwiend; -UwU Who, >_> but fow ^.^ staying on UwU ouw controversy, -xDD Had hoisted saiw ÚwÚ and put to sea ^w^ to-day. -This uWu chain xDD you xDD had of OwO me; ^.^ can xDD you UwU deny :33 it? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I think UwU I uWu had; UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did UwU deny :3 it. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. Yes, :3 that xDD you ^-^ did, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and fowswowe >w< it UwU too. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Who heard ;;w;; me to UwU deny >w< it ow >w< fowsweaw :33 it? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; These OwO eaws of >_> minye, xDD thou >_> knyow'st, uWu did hear thee. ->w< Fie on ÚwÚ thee, OwO wwetch! UwU 'tis pity :3 that xDD thou x3 wiv'st -;;w;; To UwU wawk :3 whewe xDD any xDD honyest ;;w;; men resort. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a viwwain to x3 impeach ;;w;; me ^.^ thus; -I'll ^-^ pwuv >_< minye honour ÚwÚ and >_< minye honesty -^w^ Against uWu thee pwesentwy, >_> if xDD thou ^w^ daw'st ^.^ stand. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU I x3 dawe, ÚwÚ and UwU do ^.^ defy uWu thee fow :3 a villain. -^w^ [They draw] - -Entew x3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, x3 the uWu COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -ADWIANyA. UwU Howd, ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ him >_> nyot, fow >_> God's uWu sake! >w< He >_> is >_> mad. -;;w;; Some get within :3 him, OwO take :33 his xDD swowd :3 away; -Bind Dromio :3 too, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw them to x3 my ÚwÚ house. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. Run, ^.^ mastew, run; fow >_> God's ÚwÚ sake OwO take :3 a ÚwÚ house. -This >_> is x3 some pwiowy. ÚwÚ In, ow ^.^ we OwO awe >w< spoiw'd. -_> pwiowy - -Entew x3 the :3 WADY ^-^ ABBESS - -ABBESS. ^w^ Be ^w^ quiet, ^-^ peopwe. ÚwÚ Whewefowe :33 thwong xDD you uWu hithew? -ADWIANyA. ;;w;; To :3 fetch x3 my poor distracted :33 husband x3 hence. -Let >_> us come x3 in, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may bind ^.^ him OwO fast, -xDD And UwU beaw ^.^ him ^.^ home fow :33 his OwO wecuvwy. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ he UwU was nyot uWu in :33 his :3 pewfect wits. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy nyow :3 that UwU I uWu did dwaw on ^.^ him. -ABBESS. How ^-^ wong hath ÚwÚ this >w< possession hewd x3 the man? -ADWIANyA. This >_< week ^.^ he hath :33 been >_< heavy, sour, :3 sad, -xDD And much different from x3 the x3 man ^.^ he OwO was; -OwO But >w< tiww ÚwÚ this >_< aftewnyoon :33 his passion -Nye'ew bwake x3 into extremity of x3 wage. -ABBESS. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot wost much weawth ^.^ by wreck of ^-^ sea? -Buried x3 some uWu deaw >w< fwiend? >_< Hath nyot >_> ewse :33 his ^w^ eye -Stray'd :33 his :3 affection uWu in unwawfuw love? -^-^ A x3 sin prevailing much uWu in youthfuw ;;w;; men -Who UwU give uWu theiw eyes x3 the ^w^ wibewty of >_< gazing. ->_< Which of these ^w^ sowwows >_> is ^.^ he x3 subject to? -ADWIANyA. ;;w;; To >_< nyonye of OwO these, :33 except >w< it be x3 the last; -uWu Nyamewy, x3 some wuv :3 that >w< dwew ^.^ him ;;w;; oft from >_> home. -ABBESS. >_> You >_> shouwd fow :3 that uWu have reprehended ^.^ him. -ADWIANyA. Why, UwU so UwU I ^.^ did. -ABBESS. Ay, >_> but nyot OwO wough enyough. -ADWIANyA. ;;w;; As roughly >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ modesty ^.^ wouwd wet x3 me. -ABBESS. Haply uWu in >_> pwivate. -ADWIANyA. xDD And uWu in assemblies UwU too. -ABBESS. Ay, >_> but nyot enyough. -ADWIANyA. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the copy of UwU ouw conference. -^w^ In ^.^ bed, ^.^ he slept nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ uwging uWu it; -At board, ^.^ he ÚwÚ fed nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ uwging uWu it; -Awonye, >w< it UwU was x3 the x3 subject of x3 my >w< theme; -^w^ In xDD company, UwU I often glanced uWu it; -UwU Stiww uWu did UwU I tell ^.^ him >w< it UwU was ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and bad. -ABBESS. xDD And thereof ^-^ came >w< it :3 that x3 the x3 man UwU was >_> mad. -uWu The ;;w;; venyom clamours of :3 a jealous OwO woman -Poisons ^.^ mowe deadwy than :3 a ^-^ mad :3 dog's xDD tooth. -^.^ It ;;w;; seems :33 his sweeps :3 wewe hind'red ^.^ by >w< thy railing, -xDD And thereof x3 comes >w< it :3 that :33 his >_> head >_> is light. -^.^ Thou say'st :33 his :3 meat UwU was :33 sauc'd with >w< thy upbwaidings: -x3 Unquiet ^w^ meaws >_< make :33 iww digestions; -uWu Theweof x3 the waging fire of x3 fevew ^.^ bwed; -xDD And UwU what's :3 a x3 fevew >_> but :3 a ;;w;; fit of madness? -^.^ Thou say'st :33 his ÚwÚ spowts :3 wewe hind'red ^.^ by >w< thy bwawws. -ÚwÚ Sweet recreation ^w^ baww'd, >_> what xDD doth ensue -OwO But moody ÚwÚ and dull UwU mewanchowy, -Kinsman to gwim ÚwÚ and comfowtwess ÚwÚ despaiw, -xDD And uWu at her heels :3 a >_> huge xDD infectious troop -Of pawe x3 distempewatuwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ foes to :33 wife? -^w^ In ^w^ food, uWu in sport, ÚwÚ and :3 wife-pwesewving ^-^ west, -;;w;; To be distuwb'd ^.^ wouwd ^-^ mad ow x3 man ow beast. -uWu The >_> consequence ;;w;; is, >w< then, >w< thy jealous ^w^ fits ->_< Hath x3 scaw'd >w< thy :33 husband from x3 the use of wits. -:33 WUCIANyA. :33 She >_< nyevew reprehended ^.^ him >_> but ÚwÚ miwdwy, -x3 When ^.^ he OwO demean'd >_< himsewf wough, OwO wude, ÚwÚ and uWu wiwdwy. -Why UwU beaw xDD you these rebukes, ÚwÚ and answew ^w^ nyot? -ADWIANyA. :33 She uWu did ÚwÚ betway ;;w;; me to x3 my UwU own reproof. -^-^ Good >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ entew, ÚwÚ and uWu way howd on ^.^ him. -ABBESS. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a creature ;;w;; entews uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. -ADWIANyA. UwU Then wet x3 youw :3 sewvants ;;w;; bwing x3 my :33 husband forth. -ABBESS. :3 Nyeithew; ^.^ he >_> took ÚwÚ this :33 pwace fow ^w^ sanctuawy, -xDD And >w< it UwU shaww OwO pwiviwege ^.^ him from x3 youw ^.^ hands -Tiww UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him to :33 his :33 wits OwO again, -:33 Ow wose x3 my labour uWu in assaying :3 it. -ADWIANyA. UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend x3 my ^.^ husband, be :33 his xDD nyuwse, -xDD Diet :33 his :3 sicknyess, fow >w< it >_> is x3 my office, -xDD And xDD wiww uWu have nyo ^.^ attownyey >_> but >_< mysewf; -xDD And >_< thewefowe wet ;;w;; me uWu have ^.^ him ^.^ home with x3 me. -ABBESS. ^w^ Be UwU patient; fow UwU I xDD wiww nyot wet ^.^ him stir -Tiww UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd x3 the appwuvd means UwU I have, -With whowesome syrups, dwugs, ÚwÚ and >w< howy pwayews, -;;w;; To >_< make of ^.^ him :3 a formal x3 man ;;w;; again. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a branch ÚwÚ and parcel of >_< minye ;;w;; oath, -^-^ A x3 chawitabwe >_> duty of x3 my ;;w;; owdew; -Therefore depart, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ him OwO hewe with x3 me. -ADWIANyA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< hence ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 my :33 husband ^.^ hewe; -xDD And :33 iww >w< it xDD doth >_> beseem x3 youw howinyess -;;w;; To separate x3 the :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wife. -ABBESS. ^w^ Be ^w^ quiet, ÚwÚ and uWu depawt; xDD thou shalt nyot uWu have ^.^ him. -;;w;; w< unto x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ this indignity. -ADWIANyA. ^.^ Come, go; UwU I xDD wiww faww x3 pwostwate uWu at :33 his ^.^ feet, -xDD And >_< nyevew rise ÚwÚ untiw x3 my tears ÚwÚ and >_< pwayews -:3 Have ^.^ won :33 his Gwace to come uWu in ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ hithew -xDD And OwO take ^.^ pewfowce x3 my :33 husband from x3 the ÚwÚ Abbess. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^-^ By uWu this, UwU I >_< think, x3 the OwO diaw x3 points uWu at ^.^ five; -;;w;; Anyon, >w< I'm x3 suwe, x3 the >w< Duke >_< himsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson -UwU Comes ÚwÚ this uWu way to x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy :3 vawe, -uWu The :33 pwace of :33 death ÚwÚ and sowwy execution, -UwU Behind x3 the UwU ditches of x3 the >_> abbey hewe. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> Upon >_> what ^w^ cause? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; To >_> see :3 a reverend Syracusian OwO mewchant, -Who put xDD unwuckiwy x3 into ÚwÚ this ^w^ bay -^w^ Against x3 the UwU waws ÚwÚ and x3 statutes of ÚwÚ this xDD town, -^.^ Beheaded ÚwÚ pubwicwy fow :33 his OwO offence. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD See :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_< come; ^.^ we xDD wiww behowd :33 his death. -:33 WUCIANyA. >_> Knyeew to x3 the >w< Duke >w< befowe ^.^ he pass x3 the ÚwÚ abbey. - -Entew x3 the ^w^ DUKE, ^.^ attended; AEGEON, UwU baweheaded; -with x3 the OwO HEADSMAN ÚwÚ and othew OFFICEWS - -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Yet >_> once again :3 pwocwaim >w< it pubwicwy, -;;w;; If xDD any :33 fwiend xDD wiww x3 pay x3 the >w< sum fow :3 him, ->w< He UwU shaww nyot :3 die; UwU so much ^.^ we xDD tendew ^.^ him. -ADWIANyA. x3 Justice, UwU most uWu sacwed ;;w;; Duke, OwO against x3 the >_> Abbess! -x3 DUKE. :33 She >_> is :3 a virtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a reverend ;;w;; wady; -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be :3 that ^.^ she hath donye uWu thee wrong. -ADWIANyA. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, Antipholus, x3 my ^.^ husband, -Who UwU I UwU made ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and aww UwU I xDD had -At x3 youw important >w< wettews-this :33 iww day -^-^ A UwU most :3 outwageous ;;w;; fit of ^-^ madnyess >_> took :3 him, -:33 That desp'watewy ^.^ he ^.^ huwwied ^w^ thwough x3 the stweet, -With ^.^ him :33 his :3 bondman aww >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as xDD he, -:33 Doing >_< dispweasuwe to x3 the :3 citizens -^-^ By uWu wushing uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ houses, :33 beawing thence -:33 Wings, jewews, ;;w;; anything :33 his xDD wage uWu did >_> wike. -Once uWu did UwU I get ^.^ him bound ÚwÚ and sent ^.^ him ^.^ home, -Whilst to OwO take order fow x3 the >_< wwongs UwU I OwO went, -:33 That OwO hewe ÚwÚ and there :33 his UwU fuwy xDD had :33 committed. -;;w;; Anyon, UwU I uWu wot nyot ^.^ by >_> what >w< stwong >_< escape, ->w< He broke from UwU those :3 that xDD had x3 the xDD guawd of :3 him, -xDD And with :33 his ^-^ mad x3 attendant ÚwÚ and himsewf, -x3 Each one with iwefuw ^-^ passion, with drawn swowds, -Met >_> us again x3 and, madly UwU bent on us, -Chas'd >_> us :3 away; ^w^ tiww, uWu waising of ^.^ mowe ^w^ aid, -We ^-^ came again to bind OwO them. UwU Then ;;w;; they ^w^ fwed -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this :3 abbey, :33 whithew ^.^ we >_< puwsu'd OwO them; -xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ÚwÚ Abbess x3 shuts x3 the :3 gates on us, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot suffew >_> us to :3 fetch ^.^ him ^.^ out, -x3 Nyow >_> send ^.^ him fowth :3 that ^.^ we OwO may UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 hence. ->_< Thewefowe, UwU most >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, with >w< thy ÚwÚ command -Let ^.^ him be ^.^ bwought fowth ÚwÚ and :3 bownye >w< hence fow ;;w;; hewp. -x3 DUKE. OwO Wong xDD since >w< thy :33 husband sewv'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ^-^ waws, -xDD And UwU I to uWu thee x3 engag'd :3 a UwU pwince's word, -x3 When xDD thou :33 didst >_< make ^.^ him >_< mastew of >w< thy ^.^ bed, -;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him aww x3 the xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good UwU I xDD couwd. -^w^ Go, x3 some of UwU you, :3 knyock uWu at x3 the >_> abbey >_< gate, -xDD And bid x3 the xDD Wady ÚwÚ Abbess come to uWu me, -UwU I xDD wiww determine ÚwÚ this >w< befowe UwU I stir. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. x3 O ^-^ mistwess, ^-^ mistwess, OwO shift ÚwÚ and :3 save youwsewf! -OwO My >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man OwO awe both broke UwU woose, -Beaten x3 the ^w^ maids a-wow ÚwÚ and bound x3 the doctor, ->_< Whose ^w^ beawd ;;w;; they uWu have OwO sing'd x3 off with >_> bwands of x3 fiwe; -xDD And ever, >_< as >w< it blaz'd, ;;w;; they OwO thwew on ^.^ him -UwU Gweat pails of ;;w;; puddwed miwe to quench x3 the >w< haiw. -OwO My >_< mastew UwU pweaches uWu patience to :3 him, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO whiwe -ÚwÚ His x3 man with ^.^ scissows xDD nyicks ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a foow; -xDD And x3 suwe, ^w^ unwess xDD you >_> send x3 some xDD pwesent hewp, -Between them ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO kiww x3 the OwO conjuwew. -ADWIANyA. uWu Peace, foow! >w< thy >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man OwO awe UwU hewe, -xDD And :3 that >_> is UwU fawse xDD thou dost wepowt to >_> us. -x3 MESSENGEW. Mistwess, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, UwU I tell xDD you true; -UwU I uWu have nyot >w< bweath'd almost xDD since UwU I uWu did >_> see :3 it. ->w< He x3 cwies fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vows, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can OwO take UwU you, -;;w;; To >_> scowch x3 youw >w< face, ÚwÚ and to ^w^ disfiguwe OwO you. -x3 [Cwy ;;w;; within] -Hawk, hark, UwU I hear :3 him, mistress; fly, be ÚwÚ gonye! -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Come, stand ^.^ by OwO me; feaw OwO nyothing. x3 Guawd with uWu hawbewds. -ADWIANyA. uWu Ay uWu me, >w< it >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ husband! Witness xDD you -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 bownye about :33 invisibwe. -Even nyow ^.^ we ÚwÚ hous'd ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >_> abbey UwU hewe, -xDD And nyow uWu he's thewe, x3 past xDD thought of human reason. - -Entew :3 ANTIPHOWUS OFEPHESUS ÚwÚ and DWOMIO OFEPHESUS - -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OFEPHESUS. x3 Justice, UwU most >_> gwacious ^-^ Duke; >_< O, gwant ;;w;; me ^.^ justice! -Even fow x3 the OwO sewvice :3 that ^-^ wong xDD since UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ thee, -x3 When UwU I ^w^ bestwid uWu thee uWu in x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and >_> took -Deep xDD scaws to :3 save >w< thy :33 wife; even fow x3 the :3 bwood -:33 That xDD then UwU I wost fow ÚwÚ thee, nyow gwant ;;w;; me justice. ->w< AEGEON. OwO Unwess x3 the feaw of :33 death xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; dote, -UwU I >_> see x3 my >_< son Antipholus, ÚwÚ and :3 Dwomio. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OFEPHESUS. x3 Justice, x3 sweet >_< Pwince, OwO against :3 that OwO woman thewe! -:33 She ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< gav'st to ;;w;; me to be x3 my :3 wife, -:33 That hath :3 abused ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouwed ;;w;; me -Even uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and height of >w< injuwy. -^.^ Beyond xDD imaginyation >_> is x3 the wrong -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ this day hath shameless :33 thwown on x3 me. -x3 DUKE. Discover how, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt find ;;w;; me ;;w;; just. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OFEPHESUS. This ^-^ day, great ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ she shut x3 the x3 doows ;;w;; upon uWu me, -While ^.^ she with UwU hawwots feasted uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ A ;;w;; gwievous ^-^ fauwt. Say, ^w^ woman, :33 didst xDD thou so? -ADWIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. Myself, xDD he, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ sistew, -OwO To-day uWu did ÚwÚ dinye together. ^w^ So befaww x3 my :3 souw -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU fawse ^.^ he burdens ;;w;; me withaw! -:33 WUCIANyA. Nye'ew OwO may UwU I wook on day nor :33 sweep on >w< nyight -OwO But ^.^ she uWu tewws to x3 youw >_> Highnyess :33 simpwe :3 twuth! -OwO ANGEWO. x3 O ;;w;; pefwuw'd OwO woman! ^-^ They OwO awe both forsworn. -^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 the ÚwÚ madman >_< justwy >_< chawgeth OwO them. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO My ^.^ wiege, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ advised >_> what UwU I say; ->_> Nyeithew disturbed with x3 the ^w^ effect of wine, -x3 Nyow heady-rash, ^.^ pwovok'd with waging :3 iwe, -Awbeit x3 my >_< wwongs ^w^ might >_< make one wiser >_> mad. -This OwO woman :3 wock'd ;;w;; me x3 out ÚwÚ this day from uWu dinnyew; -:33 That gowdsmith thewe, :3 wewe ^.^ he nyot ;;w;; pack'd with hew, -Could >_> witnyess :33 it, fow ^.^ he UwU was with ;;w;; me :33 then; -Who pawted with ;;w;; me to OwO go :3 fetch :3 a ^w^ chain, -Promising to ;;w;; bwing >w< it to x3 the ;;w;; Powpentinye, -Whewe ^.^ Bawthazaw ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ dinye together. -Our dinner :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyot xDD coming thithew, -UwU I OwO went to >_> seek ^.^ him. ^w^ In x3 the :3 stweet UwU I >w< met :3 him, -xDD And uWu in :33 his >_< company :3 that :3 gentweman. ->_> Thewe uWu did ÚwÚ this >w< pewjuw'd gowdsmith >_< sweaw ;;w;; me down -:33 That UwU I ÚwÚ this day of ^.^ him weceiv'd x3 the ^w^ chain, ->_< Which, ^w^ God ^.^ he ;;w;; knyows, UwU I saw x3 nyot; fow x3 the which ->w< He uWu did ;;w;; awwest ;;w;; me with >w< an officer. -UwU I uWu did OwO obey, ÚwÚ and sent x3 my peasant ^.^ home -For xDD cewtain ducats; ^.^ he with >_< nyonye ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -UwU Then ^.^ faiwwy UwU I ;;w;; bespoke x3 the officer -;;w;; To OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ pewson with ;;w;; me to x3 my ÚwÚ house. -^-^ By x3 th' uWu way ^.^ we >w< met x3 my :3 wife, her ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and :3 a rabble ^.^ mowe -Of ^-^ viwe confedewates. ;;w;; Awong with them -^-^ They ^.^ bwought one UwU Pinch, :3 a hungwy lean-fac'd villain, -^-^ A mere anyatomy, :3 a >_< mountebank, -^-^ A threadbare uWu juggwew, ÚwÚ and :3 a fortune-teller, -^-^ A >_> nyeedy, ;;w;; howwow-ey'd, shawp-wooking :3 wwetch, -^-^ A UwU wiving >_< dead man. This pewnyicious :33 swave, -Forsooth, >_> took on ^.^ him >_< as :3 a conjuwew, -xDD And >_< gazing uWu in >_< minye ^w^ eyes, :33 feewing x3 my puwse, -xDD And with nyo >w< face, >_< as :33 'twewe, ^w^ outfacing uWu me, ->w< Cwies x3 out UwU I UwU was ^.^ possess'd. UwU Then aww togethew -^-^ They UwU feww ;;w;; upon uWu me, bound uWu me, bore ;;w;; me thence, -xDD And uWu in :3 a dark ÚwÚ and ^-^ dankish >_< vauwt uWu at ^.^ home ->_> Thewe left ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ man, both bound together; -:3 Tiww, :3 gnyawing with x3 my teeth x3 my xDD bonds uWu in sundew, -UwU I x3 gain'd x3 my ^w^ fweedom, ÚwÚ and immediatewy -Wan ÚwÚ hithew to x3 youw Grace; ÚwÚ whom UwU I :33 beseech -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me uWu ampwe >_< satisfaction -For these >_> deep UwU shames ÚwÚ and great indignyities. -OwO ANGEWO. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in truth, OwO thus uWu faw UwU I >_> witnyess with :3 him, -:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ din'd nyot uWu at ^.^ home, >_> but UwU was :3 wock'd OwO out. -x3 DUKE. OwO But xDD had ^.^ he xDD such :3 a uWu chain of ÚwÚ thee, ow no? -OwO ANGEWO. >w< He :33 had, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he wan uWu in UwU hewe, -;;w;; These OwO peopwe saw x3 the uWu chain about :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. :33 Besides, UwU I xDD wiww be sworn these OwO eaws of >_< minye -^-^ Heawd xDD you x3 confess xDD you xDD had x3 the uWu chain of :3 him, ->w< Aftew xDD you xDD fiwst fowswowe >w< it on x3 the ^.^ mawt; -xDD And thereupon UwU I >w< dwew x3 my xDD swowd on UwU you, -xDD And xDD then xDD you ^w^ fwed x3 into ÚwÚ this >_> abbey UwU hewe, -Fwom OwO whence, UwU I >_< think, xDD you OwO awe come ^.^ by miracle. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_< nyevew ^-^ came within these >_> abbey walls, -x3 Nyow OwO evew :33 didst xDD thou dwaw >w< thy xDD swowd on OwO me; -UwU I >_< nyevew saw x3 the ^w^ chain, UwU so OwO hewp ;;w;; me >_< Heaven! -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU fawse xDD you buwden ;;w;; me uWu withaw. -x3 DUKE. Why, >_> what >w< an ;;w;; intwicate x3 impeach >_> is x3 this! -UwU I think xDD you aww uWu have UwU dwunk of >w< Ciwce's >_> cup. -;;w;; If OwO hewe xDD you ÚwÚ hous'd :3 him, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD been; -;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe mad, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot pwead UwU so ^.^ cowdwy. ->_> You >_> say ^.^ he ÚwÚ din'd uWu at home: x3 the gowdsmith OwO hewe ->w< Denyies :3 that saying. Siwwah, >_> what >_> say you? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU Siw, ^.^ he ÚwÚ din'd with her thewe, uWu at x3 the ;;w;; Powpentinye. -COUWTEZAN. >w< He ^.^ did; ÚwÚ and from x3 my finger ^-^ snyatch'd :3 that wing. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. 'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; ÚwÚ this OwO wing UwU I xDD had of her. -x3 DUKE. x3 Saw'st xDD thou ^.^ him enter uWu at x3 the >_> abbey hewe? -COUWTEZAN. ;;w;; As x3 suwe, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< as UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -x3 DUKE. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 stwange. Go caww x3 the ÚwÚ Abbess hithew. -UwU I think xDD you OwO awe aww mated ow x3 stawk >_> mad. -;;w;; w< AEGEON. :3 Most ^-^ mighty ;;w;; Duke, x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me speak :3 a wowd: -Haply UwU I >_> see :3 a :33 fwiend xDD wiww :3 save x3 my >w< wife -xDD And x3 pay x3 the >w< sum :3 that OwO may ÚwÚ dewivew x3 me. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Speak freely, Syracusian, >_> what xDD thou wilt. ->w< AEGEON. Is nyot x3 youw :33 nyame, ^w^ siw, ^w^ caww'd ÚwÚ Antiphowus? -xDD And >_> is nyot :3 that x3 youw :3 bondman Dromio? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw UwU I UwU was :33 his ÚwÚ bondman, ^w^ siw, -OwO But xDD he, UwU I >_> thank :3 him, gnyaw'd uWu in >w< two x3 my cowds -Now ^w^ am UwU I Dromio ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man uWu unbound. ->w< AEGEON. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you both of xDD you remember x3 me. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ourselves ^.^ we UwU do UwU wemembew, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by uWu you; -For :3 watewy ^.^ we :3 wewe bound >_< as xDD you OwO awe now. ->_> You OwO awe nyot UwU Pinch's *giggles shyly* patient, OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? ->w< AEGEON. Why wook xDD you ;;w;; stwange on me? >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me well. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_< nyevew saw xDD you uWu in x3 my >w< wife >w< tiww now. ->w< AEGEON. :3 O! grief hath chang'd ;;w;; me xDD since xDD you saw ;;w;; me last; -xDD And careful >_> houws with ÚwÚ time's >_< defowmed uWu hand -:3 Have ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; stwange ^.^ defeatuwes uWu in x3 my ;;w;; face. -OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^w^ yet, dost xDD thou nyot ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 voice? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyeithew. ->w< AEGEON. ^w^ Dwomio, nor thou? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 Nyo, :33 twust uWu me, ^w^ siw, nor ^.^ I. ->w< AEGEON. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD thou >_> dost. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Ay, ^w^ siw, >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I UwU do x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and -^-^ whatsoevew :3 a x3 man denies, xDD you OwO awe nyow bound to ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him. ->w< AEGEON. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ knyow x3 my ^.^ voice! x3 O ÚwÚ time's OwO extwemity, -Hast xDD thou UwU so >_< cwack'd ÚwÚ and xDD spwitted x3 my poor >_> tongue -^w^ In ÚwÚ seven showt years :3 that OwO hewe x3 my >w< onwy >_< son -xDD Knyows nyot x3 my feebwe OwO key of ^w^ untun'd cares? -;;w;; Though nyow ÚwÚ this ^-^ gwainyed OwO face of >_< minye be >_< hid -^w^ In ÚwÚ sap-consuming winter's ^-^ dwizzwed ;;w;; snyow, -xDD And aww x3 the ;;w;; conduits of x3 my :3 bwood >w< fwoze up, -ÚwÚ Yet hath x3 my >w< nyight of >w< wife x3 some xDD memowy, -OwO My :3 wasting >w< wamps x3 some >_> fading gwimmew uWu weft, -OwO My dull deaf OwO eaws :3 a xDD wittwe use to :3 heaw; -All these ;;w;; owd witnyesses-I ;;w;; cannyot >_< eww- -Teww ;;w;; me xDD thou awt x3 my >_< son OwO Antiphowus. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I >_< nyevew saw x3 my >w< fathew uWu in x3 my life. ->w< AEGEON. OwO But ÚwÚ seven years since, uWu in ^w^ Sywacuse, ^-^ boy, -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ^.^ we parted; >_> but :3 pewhaps, x3 my x3 son, -^.^ Thou sham'st to :3 acknyowwedge ;;w;; me uWu in OwO misewy. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. uWu The >w< Duke ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me uWu in -x3 the UwU city UwU Can >_> witnyess with ;;w;; me :3 that >w< it >_> is nyot so: -UwU I ^w^ nye'ew saw :33 Sywacuse uWu in x3 my life. -x3 DUKE. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, Syracusian, ÚwÚ twenty years -:3 Have UwU I :33 been patron to Antipholus, -^w^ Duwing which time ^.^ he ^w^ nye'ew saw Syracuse. -UwU I >_> see >w< thy age ÚwÚ and >_> dangews >_< make uWu thee ;;w;; dote. - -^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; ABBESS, with :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF UwU SYWACUSE - -ABBESS. :3 Most ^-^ mighty ;;w;; Duke, behowd :3 a x3 man much >_> wwong'd. ->w< [Aww gathew to >_> see ÚwÚ them] -ADWIANyA. UwU I >_> see >w< two uWu husbands, ow >_< minye eyes >w< deceive x3 me. -x3 DUKE. x3 Onye of these ;;w;; men >_> is ^w^ genyius to x3 the >w< othew; -xDD And UwU so of :3 these. >_< Which >_> is x3 the natural ^w^ man, -xDD And which x3 the spiwit? Who >_< deciphews them? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I, ^w^ siw, ^w^ am UwU Dwomio; ÚwÚ command ^.^ him xDD away. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. I, UwU Siw, ^w^ am UwU Dwomio; pray wet ;;w;; me >_< stay. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU Aegeon, awt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? ow >_> ewse :33 his -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >_< O, x3 my ;;w;; owd x3 mastew! who hath bound -ABBESS. ÚwÚ Whoevew bound :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; woose :33 his bonds, -xDD And ^.^ gain :3 a :33 husband ^.^ by :33 his OwO wibewty. -ÚwÚ Speak, ;;w;; owd UwU Aegeon, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st x3 the x3 man -:33 That >w< hadst :3 a >w< wife >_> once ^w^ caww'd Aemiwia, -:33 That bore uWu thee uWu at :3 a buwden >w< two >w< faiw >w< sons. ->_< O, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st x3 the same UwU Aegeon, :3 speak, -xDD And speak >w< unto x3 the same uWu Aemiwia! ->w< AEGEON. ;;w;; If UwU I dweam >_> nyot, xDD thou awt ;;w;; Aemiwia. -;;w;; If xDD thou awt uWu she, tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe >_> is :3 that >_< son -:33 That fwoated with uWu thee on x3 the uWu fataw uWu waft? -ABBESS. ^-^ By ;;w;; men of OwO Epidamnyum ^.^ he ÚwÚ and UwU I -xDD And x3 the ^-^ twin ^w^ Dwomio, aww :3 wewe :33 taken xDD up; -OwO But ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by wude fishewmen of ^.^ Cowinth -^-^ By force >_> took Dromio ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< son from ÚwÚ them, -xDD And ;;w;; me ;;w;; they left with UwU those of Epidamnyum. ->_> What xDD then ÚwÚ became of them UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; -UwU I to ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye :3 that xDD you >_> see ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -x3 DUKE. Why, OwO hewe ÚwÚ begins :33 his mownying ^-^ stowy ÚwÚ wight. -;;w;; These >w< two uWu Antiphowus', these >w< two UwU so :3 wike, -xDD And these >w< two Dwomios, one uWu in ^w^ sembwance- -Besides her ÚwÚ uwging of her wreck uWu at ;;w;; sea- -;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the parents to these chiwdwen, ->_< Which UwU accidentawwy OwO awe >w< met together. -Antipholus, xDD thou xDD cam'st from ^.^ Cowinth uWu fiwst? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, nyot x3 I; UwU I ^-^ came from Syracuse. -x3 DUKE. Stay, stand uWu apawt; UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot which >_> is :3 which. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. UwU I ^-^ came from ^w^ Cowinth, x3 my UwU most >_> gwacious OwO wowd. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And UwU I with ^.^ him. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Bwought to ÚwÚ this :33 town ^.^ by :3 that UwU most famous wawwiow, ->w< Duke Menyaphon, x3 youw UwU most uWu wenyownyed uncle. -ADWIANyA. >_< Which of xDD you >w< two uWu did ÚwÚ dinye with ;;w;; me >w< to-day? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. I, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ mistwess. -ADWIANyA. xDD And OwO awe nyot xDD you x3 my OwO husband? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. No; UwU I >_> say x3 nyay to x3 that. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. xDD And UwU so UwU do I, yet uWu did ^.^ she caww ;;w;; me so; -xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< faiw gentwewoman, her :3 sistew UwU hewe, -Did caww ;;w;; me ^-^ bwothew. :33 [To x3 WUCIANyA] >_> What UwU I told xDD you >w< then, -UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww uWu have leisure to >_< make good; -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be nyot :3 a dweam UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ and heaw. -OwO ANGEWO. :33 That >_> is x3 the ^w^ chain, ^w^ siw, which xDD you xDD had of x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. UwU I think >w< it be, siw; UwU I UwU deny >w< it not. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. xDD And UwU you, ^w^ siw, fow ÚwÚ this uWu chain awwested x3 me. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I think UwU I ^-^ did, siw; UwU I UwU deny >w< it not. -ADWIANyA. UwU I sent xDD you monyey, ^w^ siw, to be x3 youw >_< baiw, -^-^ By UwU Dwomio; >_> but UwU I think ^.^ he ^.^ bwought >w< it not. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. :3 Nyo, >_< nyonye ^.^ by x3 me. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. This >_< puwse of ;;w;; ducats UwU I weceiv'd from UwU you, -xDD And Dromio x3 my x3 man uWu did ;;w;; bwing them x3 me. -UwU I >_> see ^.^ we still uWu did :3 meet >_< each ;;w;; othew's ^w^ man, -xDD And UwU I UwU was >_> ta'en fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fow uWu me, -xDD And thereupon these ERRORS OwO awe arose. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ;;w;; These ;;w;; ducats ^.^ pawn UwU I fow x3 my >w< fathew hewe. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It UwU shaww nyot need; >w< thy >w< fathew hath :33 his life. -COUWTEZAN. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ must uWu have :3 that >_> diamond from OwO you. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. There, OwO take uWu it; ÚwÚ and much thanks fow x3 my -ÚwÚ good cheer. -ABBESS. UwU Wenyownyed ;;w;; Duke, x3 vouchsafe to OwO take x3 the ^w^ pains -;;w;; To OwO go with >_> us x3 into x3 the >_> abbey UwU hewe, -xDD And hear uWu at large uWu discouwsed aww UwU ouw fortunes; -xDD And aww :3 that OwO awe >_> assembwed uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace -:33 That ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sympathized one day's ewwow -:3 Have ^w^ suffew'd wwong, OwO go >_< keep >_> us xDD company, -xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make full satisfaction. -Thiwty-thwee years uWu have UwU I >_> but >_> gonye uWu in :3 twavaiw -Of UwU you, x3 my sons; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent >_> houw -OwO My x3 heavy buwden ^w^ nye'ew delivered. -uWu The ;;w;; Duke, x3 my ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 chiwdwen xDD both, -xDD And xDD you x3 the UwU cawendaws of uWu theiw OwO nyativity, -Go to :3 a OwO gossips' OwO feast, ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; ->w< Aftew UwU so ^-^ wong gwief, xDD such ;;w;; nyativity! -x3 DUKE. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, I'll ^.^ gossip uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 feast. -_> but :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, :3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF -:3 EPHESUS, DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >_< SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF EPHESUS -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Mastew, UwU shaww UwU I :3 fetch x3 youw ^w^ stuff from shipboard? -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. ^w^ Dwomio, >_> what ^w^ stuff of >_< minye x3 hast xDD thou ^w^ embawk'd? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. uWu Youw >_> goods :3 that uWu way uWu at >_< host, ^w^ siw, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ Centauw. -:3 ANTIPHOWUS ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. >w< He xDD speaks to x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ^.^ mastew, :3 Dwomio. -^.^ Come, OwO go with us; we'll wook to :3 that x3 anyon. ->w< Embwace >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew uWu thewe; rejoice with ^.^ him. -_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 fat :33 fwiend uWu at x3 youw xDD mastew's house, -:33 That ^.^ kitchen'd ;;w;; me fow xDD you ^w^ to-day uWu at uWu dinnyew; -:33 She nyow UwU shaww be x3 my ^-^ sistew, nyot x3 my x3 wife. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Methinks xDD you OwO awe x3 my gwass, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my bwothew; -UwU I >_> see ^.^ by xDD you UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_> sweet-fac'd >_< youth. -Will xDD you UwU wawk uWu in to >_> see uWu theiw ;;w;; gossiping? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Nyot I, siw; xDD you OwO awe x3 my x3 ewdew. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. >w< That's :3 a OwO question; >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> twy :33 it? -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ We'ww dwaw >w< cuts fow x3 the senyiow; >w< tiww >w< then, -lead xDD thou fiwst. -DWOMIO ÚwÚ OF >w< EPHESUS. Nyay, >w< then, thus: -We ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd ^.^ wike ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and brother, -xDD And nyow >_> wet's OwO go uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, nyot one >w< befowe anyothew. -w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -1608 - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF ^.^ COWIOWANyUS - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - ->_> CAIUS ^w^ MAWCIUS, afterwards >_> CAIUS >_< MAWCIUS ^.^ COWIOWANyUS - -;;w;; Genyewaws OwO against x3 the >_< Vowscians -TITUS ^w^ WAWTIUS -COMINIUS - ->_< MENyENyIUS x3 AGWIPPA, :33 fwiend to Cowiowanyus - -ÚwÚ Twibunyes of x3 the Peopwe -x3 SICINyIUS ^.^ VEWUTUS -JUNIUS BRUTUS - -:3 YOUNG ^w^ MAWCIUS, >_< son to Cowiowanyus -^-^ A WOMAN uWu HEWAWD ->w< NyICANyOW, :3 a Roman -OwO TUWWUS x3 AUFIDIUS, General of x3 the >_< Vowscians -WIEUTENyANT, to Aufidius -OwO CONSPIWATOWS, With Aufidius -ADRIAN, :3 a ;;w;; Vowscian -^-^ A :3 CITIZEN of Antium -OwO TWO ÚwÚ VOWSCIAN GUARDS - -OwO VOWUMNyIA, mothew to Cowiowanyus ->w< VIWGIWIA, >w< wife to Cowiowanyus -:33 VAWEWIA, :33 fwiend to xDD Viwgiwia -UwU GENTWEWOMAN :33 attending on xDD Viwgiwia - -Roman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Vowscian >_< Senyatows, Patricians, :3 Aediwes, ÚwÚ Wictows, -Soldiers, uWu Citizens, Messengews, Servants to >_< Aufidius, ÚwÚ and othew -^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 the neighbourhood; ;;w;; Cowiowi ÚwÚ and x3 the neighbourhood; Antium - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew :3 a >_< company of mutinyous uWu citizens, with OwO staves, :33 cwubs, ÚwÚ and othew >_< weapons - -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ we proceed xDD any further, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Speak, >_< speak. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. YOU OwO awe aww :3 wesowv'd rather to ^-^ die than to ^.^ famish? -uWu AWW. :3 Wesowv'd, ^.^ wesowv'd. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Fiwst, xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 Caius Marcius >_> is uWu chief ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the -^-^ peopwe. -uWu AWW. We know't, ^.^ we uWu knyow't. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Let >_> us OwO kiww :3 him, ÚwÚ and we'll uWu have corn uWu at UwU ouw UwU own -price. ^-^ Is't :3 a vewdict? -uWu AWW. No ^.^ mowe :33 tawking ^-^ on't; wet >w< it be ^-^ donye. :33 Away, away! -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Onye word, ÚwÚ good >w< citizens. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. We OwO awe x3 accounted poor uWu citizens, x3 the :33 patwicians UwU good. ->_> What ÚwÚ authowity surfeits on ^.^ wouwd xDD wewieve us; >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd yield ->_> us >_> but x3 the supewfwuity OwO whiwe >w< it :3 wewe ÚwÚ whowesome, ^.^ we ^w^ might guess -;;w;; they relieved >_> us >_< humanyewy; >_> but ;;w;; they think ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ too deaw. uWu The -weannyess :3 that affwicts us, x3 the :33 object of UwU ouw ^-^ misewy, >_> is >_< as >w< an ->_< inventowy to OwO pawticuwawize uWu theiw >_> abundance; UwU ouw sufferance >_> is :3 a -^.^ gain to OwO them. Let >_> us xDD wevenge ÚwÚ this with UwU ouw >_< pikes ere ^.^ we :33 become -wakes; fow x3 the gods ^.^ knyow UwU I speak ÚwÚ this uWu in :33 hungew fow bread, nyot uWu in -UwU thiwst fow revenge. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Wouwd xDD you proceed especially OwO against :3 Caius :33 Mawcius? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Against ^.^ him first; uWu he's :3 a xDD vewy dog to x3 the -commonyawty. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Consider xDD you >_> what >_< sewvices ^.^ he >_> has donye fow :33 his -country? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Very weww, ÚwÚ and couwd be :3 content to UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ good -wepowt for't >_> but :3 that ^.^ he >w< pays >_< himsewf with ^.^ being :3 pwoud. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyay, >_> but speak nyot maliciously. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I >_> say >w< unto UwU you, >_> what ^.^ he hath donye famously ^.^ he uWu did >w< it -to :3 that ^w^ end; ^w^ though ;;w;; soft-conscienc'd ;;w;; men ^.^ can be :3 content to >_> say >w< it -UwU was fow :33 his country, ^.^ he uWu did >w< it to uWu pwease :33 his mothew ÚwÚ and to be -;;w;; pawtwy :3 pwoud, which ^.^ he ;;w;; is, even to x3 the altitude of :33 his ÚwÚ viwtue. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> What ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD you :33 account :3 a -:33 vice uWu in ^.^ him. >_> You ^w^ must uWu in nyo uWu way >_> say ^.^ he >_> is covetous. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ must >_> nyot, UwU I >_< nyeed nyot be ^-^ bawwen of ;;w;; accusations; -^.^ he hath fauwts, with uWu suwpwus, to tire uWu in repetition. [Shouts -;;w;; within] >_> What ^w^ shouts OwO awe xDD these? uWu The othew x3 side ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU city >_> is -risen. Why xDD stay ^.^ we ;;w;; pwating hewe? ;;w;; To x3 th' xDD Capitow! -uWu AWW. ^.^ Come, x3 come. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Soft! who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew >_< MENyENyIUS AGRIPPA - -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Wowthy ^-^ Menyenyius ^.^ Agwippa; one :3 that hath awways :3 wov'd -x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. He's one xDD honyest >_< enyough; ^.^ wouwd aww x3 the xDD west :3 wewe so! -MENENIUS. >_> What >w< wowk's, x3 my ÚwÚ countwymen, uWu in hand? Whewe OwO go xDD you -With ^.^ bats ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwubs? uWu The ^.^ mattew? ÚwÚ Speak, UwU I pray OwO you. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Our business >_> is nyot unknown to x3 th' Senate; ;;w;; they uWu have -xDD had ^-^ inkwing ÚwÚ this fortnight >_> what ^.^ we intend to UwU do, which nyow we'll -x3 show x3 'em uWu in >_> deeds. ^-^ They >_> say poor ^-^ suitows uWu have >w< stwong :33 bweaths; -;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ we uWu have >w< stwong :3 awms UwU too. -MENENIUS. Why, mastews, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, >_< minye xDD honyest ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, -Will xDD you undo >w< youwsewves? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. We cannot, siw; ^.^ we OwO awe ÚwÚ undonye >_< awweady. -MENENIUS. UwU I tell UwU you, OwO fwiends, UwU most x3 chawitabwe :3 cawe -:3 Have x3 the :33 patwicians of OwO you. For x3 youw ;;w;; wants, -uWu Youw suffering uWu in ÚwÚ this deawth, xDD you OwO may >_< as weww -OwO Stwike uWu at x3 the heaven with x3 youw ÚwÚ staves >_< as lift them -^w^ Against x3 the Roman ^w^ state; x3 whose course xDD wiww on -uWu The uWu way >w< it ^-^ takes, cwacking ;;w;; ten thousand curbs -Of ^.^ mowe >w< stwong >_> wink asundew than ^.^ can OwO evew -Appear uWu in x3 youw >_< impediment. For x3 the deawth, -uWu The uWu gods, nyot x3 the UwU patwicians, >_< make :33 it, ÚwÚ and -uWu Youw knees to ÚwÚ them, nyot awms, ^w^ must ;;w;; hewp. xDD Awack, ->_> You OwO awe twanspowted ^.^ by ^-^ cawamity -Thither :3 whewe ^.^ mowe ^.^ attends uWu you; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ swandew -uWu The helms ^.^ o' x3 th' state, who :3 cawe fow xDD you ^.^ wike fathers, -x3 When xDD you UwU cuwse them >_< as enemies. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Cawe fow ÚwÚ us! >_< Twue, ^w^ indeed! ^-^ They ^w^ nye'ew car'd fow >_> us ->_> yet. Suffer >_> us to xDD famish, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw stowehouses cramm'd with -grain; >_< make ;;w;; edicts fow usury, to support >_< usuwews; repeal x3 daiwy -xDD any whowesome ;;w;; act ÚwÚ estabwished OwO against x3 the rich, ÚwÚ and provide ^.^ mowe -piewcing x3 statutes x3 daiwy to uWu chain x3 up ÚwÚ and uWu westwain x3 the :3 poow. ;;w;; If x3 the -UwU waws eat >_> us nyot up, ;;w;; they :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and there's aww x3 the wuv ;;w;; they UwU beaw ->_> us. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Eithew xDD you ^w^ must -^w^ Confess youwsewves wondwous malicious, -:33 Ow be ^-^ accus'd of ^w^ fowwy. UwU I UwU shaww tell xDD you -^-^ A OwO pwetty ^-^ tawe. ^.^ It OwO may be xDD you uWu have heard uWu it; -But, xDD since >w< it sewves x3 my xDD puwpose, UwU I xDD wiww venture -;;w;; To xDD stawe't :3 a xDD wittwe more. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Weww, I'll hear :33 it, siw; yet xDD you ^w^ must nyot think to -xDD fob x3 off UwU ouw xDD disgwace with :3 a ^-^ tawe. But, UwU an't uWu pwease UwU you, deliver. -MENENIUS. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a time when aww x3 the body's members -^-^ Webeww'd OwO against x3 the belly; OwO thus ^-^ accus'd >w< it: -:33 That >w< onwy ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ guwf >w< it uWu did wemain -xDD I' x3 th' >w< midst ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; body, idle ÚwÚ and OwO unyactive, -UwU Stiww UwU cupboawding x3 the ;;w;; viand, >_< nyevew :33 beawing -Wike labour with x3 the rest; :3 whewe x3 th' othew instwuments -Did >_> see ÚwÚ and heaw, ^w^ devise, instruct, walk, feew, -^.^ And, OwO mutuawwy pawticipate, uWu did xDD minyistew -uWu Unto x3 the xDD appetite ÚwÚ and :3 affection ^w^ common -Of x3 the whole body. uWu The bewwy answer'd- -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, >_> what answew UwU made x3 the >w< bewwy? -MENENIUS. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww tell OwO you. With :3 a uWu kind of :33 smiwe, ->_< Which ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ came from x3 the ;;w;; wungs, >_> but even ^w^ thus- -For wook UwU you, UwU I OwO may >_< make x3 the bewwy ;;w;; smiwe -;;w;; As weww >_< as speak- >w< it :3 tauntingwy replied -;;w;; To x3 th' >_> discontented >w< membews, x3 the mutinyous parts -:33 That envied :33 his receipt; even UwU so UwU most OwO fitwy -;;w;; As xDD you ;;w;; mawign UwU ouw :3 senyatows fow :3 that -^-^ They OwO awe nyot xDD such >_< as OwO you. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Youw x3 bewwy's answer- What? -uWu The >_> kingwy ^.^ cwownyed head, x3 the UwU vigiwant >_< eye, -uWu The counsellor uWu heawt, x3 the awm UwU ouw sowdiew, -Our :3 steed x3 the ^-^ weg, x3 the >_> tongue UwU ouw >_< twumpetew, -With othew muniments ÚwÚ and petty helps -Is ÚwÚ this UwU ouw fabric, >_> if :3 that they- -MENENIUS. >_> What ^w^ then? -^-^ Fowe uWu me, ÚwÚ this fewwow speaks! >_> What ^w^ then? >_> What ^w^ then? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Should ^.^ by x3 the cormorant bewwy be ;;w;; westwain'd, -Who >_> is x3 the sink ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ body- -MENENIUS. xDD Weww, >_> what ^w^ then? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The xDD fowmew >_< agents, >_> if ;;w;; they uWu did >_< compwain, ->_> What couwd x3 the bewwy answer? -MENENIUS. UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu you; -;;w;; If you'ww bestow :3 a ^w^ smaww- of >_> what xDD you uWu have little- -;;w;; Patience awhiwe, ^w^ you'st hear x3 the x3 bewwy's answer. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Y'awe ^-^ wong about :3 it. -MENENIUS. xDD Nyote ;;w;; me uWu this, ÚwÚ good fwiend: -uWu Youw UwU most :3 gwave bewwy UwU was uWu dewibewate, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< wash ^.^ wike :33 his ÚwÚ accusews, ÚwÚ and OwO thus answered. -'True >_> is :33 it, x3 my incorporate xDD fwiends,' quoth ^.^ he -'That UwU I receive x3 the general OwO food uWu at xDD fiwst ->_< Which xDD you UwU do ^w^ wive xDD upon; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit >w< it ;;w;; is, ->_< Because UwU I ^w^ am x3 the stowehouse ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> shop -Of x3 the whole body. But, >_> if xDD you UwU do UwU wemembew, -UwU I >_> send >w< it ^w^ thwough x3 the rivers of x3 youw bwood, -Even to x3 the xDD couwt, x3 the uWu heawt, to x3 th' uWu seat ^.^ o' x3 th' bwain; -^.^ And, ^w^ thwough x3 the cranks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offices of ^w^ man, -uWu The OwO stwongest nerves ÚwÚ and UwU smaww :33 infewiow >_> veins -Fwom ;;w;; me receive :3 that natural competency -Whereby ;;w;; they wive. xDD And ^w^ though :3 that aww uWu at >_> once ->_< You, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiends'- ÚwÚ this ;;w;; says x3 the belly; mark x3 me. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, siw; weww, well. -MENENIUS. ^-^ 'Though aww uWu at >_> once ;;w;; cannyot -xDD See >_> what UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ dewivew x3 out to :33 each, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^.^ can >_< make x3 my ^-^ audit up, :3 that aww -Fwom ;;w;; me UwU do back receive x3 the :3 fwouw of all, -xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> but x3 the uWu bwan.' >_> What >_> say xDD you :3 to' xDD t? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ It UwU was >w< an answer. How apply xDD you :3 this? -MENENIUS. uWu The :3 senyatows of ÚwÚ Wome OwO awe ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good bewwy, -xDD And xDD you x3 the mutinyous members; for, >_> examinye -^-^ Theiw uWu counsews ÚwÚ and uWu theiw cawes, digest ^.^ things rightly -:3 Touching x3 the ^-^ weaw ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ common, xDD you UwU shaww find -No public ^-^ benyefit which xDD you receive -OwO But >w< it proceeds ow x3 comes from them to UwU you, -xDD And nyo uWu way from youwsewves. >_> What UwU do xDD you >_< think, ->_< You, x3 the great toe of ÚwÚ this OwO assembwy? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I x3 the great toe? Why x3 the great toe? -MENENIUS. For :3 that, ^.^ being one ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 wowest, basest, poowest, -Of ÚwÚ this UwU most uWu wise ^-^ webewwion, xDD thou ^.^ goest >_< fowemost. -^.^ Thou ^.^ wascaw, :3 that awt worst uWu in :3 bwood to uWu wun, -Wead'st xDD fiwst to x3 win x3 some vantage. -OwO But >_< make xDD you ready x3 youw OwO stiff ^.^ bats ÚwÚ and clubs. -ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and her OwO wats OwO awe uWu at x3 the :33 point of uWu battwe; -uWu The one x3 side ^w^ must uWu have bale. - -Entew >_> CAIUS >_< MAWCIUS - ->w< Haiw, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Mawcius! -:3 MAWCIUS. Thanks. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, xDD you :33 dissentious rogues -^.^ That, rubbing x3 the poor itch of x3 youw :33 opinyion, -^-^ Make youwsewves scabs? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. We uWu have OwO evew x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -:3 MAWCIUS. >w< He :3 that xDD wiww UwU give ÚwÚ good wowds to uWu thee xDD wiww flatter -Beneath ^w^ abhowwing. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have, xDD you xDD cuws, -:33 That ^.^ wike nor uWu peace nor ;;w;; waw? uWu The one affwights UwU you, -uWu The othew x3 makes xDD you :3 pwoud. >w< He :3 that twusts to UwU you, -Whewe ^.^ he >_> shouwd find xDD you wions, ÚwÚ finds xDD you uWu hawes; -Whewe foxes, ^-^ geese; xDD you OwO awe nyo surer, no, -Than >_> is x3 the coaw of fire ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 ice -:33 Ow :3 haiwstonye uWu in x3 the OwO sun. uWu Youw viwtue >_> is -;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowthy x3 whose offence ^w^ subdues :3 him, -xDD And UwU cuwse :3 that justice uWu did :3 it. Who >_> desewves :33 gweatnyess ->_> Desewves x3 youw :33 hate; ÚwÚ and x3 youw affections OwO awe -^-^ A >w< sick :33 man's uWu appetite, who desiwes UwU most :3 that ->_< Which ^.^ wouwd incwease :33 his evil. >w< He :3 that ÚwÚ depends ->_> Upon x3 youw ;;w;; favouws ÚwÚ swims with UwU fins of wead, -xDD And hews down OwO oaks with :3 wushes. Hang ;;w;; ye! Twust uWu ye? -With every minyute xDD you UwU do change :3 a ^-^ mind -xDD And caww ^.^ him x3 nyobwe :3 that UwU was nyow x3 youw hate, -xDD Him ^-^ viwe :3 that UwU was x3 youw gawwand. x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew -:33 That uWu in these sevewaw pwaces of x3 the UwU city ->_> You cwy OwO against x3 the x3 nyobwe >_< Senyate, who, -;;w;; Undew x3 the uWu gods, >_< keep xDD you uWu in awe, which >_> ewse -Wouwd >w< feed on one anyothew? x3 What's uWu theiw >_> seeking? -MENENIUS. For corn uWu at uWu theiw UwU own ;;w;; wates, xDD wheweof ;;w;; they >_> say -uWu The UwU city >_> is weww stor'd. -:3 MAWCIUS. Hang OwO 'em! ^-^ They ;;w;; say! -x3 They'ww sit ^.^ by x3 th' fire ÚwÚ and presume to ^.^ knyow -x3 What's donye :33 i' x3 th' Capitol, OwO who's ^.^ wike to >_< wise, -Who thrives ÚwÚ and who ;;w;; decwinyes; x3 side x3 factions, ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 out ->_> Conjectuwaw marriages, x3 making ;;w;; pawties :33 stwong, -xDD And feebwing xDD such >_< as stand nyot uWu in uWu theiw UwU wiking -Below uWu theiw xDD cobbwed ^.^ shoes. ^-^ They >_> say there's ^-^ gwain enough! -Wouwd x3 the >_> nyobiwity uWu way :3 aside uWu theiw ^w^ wuth -xDD And wet ;;w;; me use x3 my uWu swowd, ;;w;; I'd >_< make :3 a :33 quawwy -With thousands of these quawtew'd swaves, >_< as xDD high -;;w;; As UwU I couwd pick x3 my :3 wance. -MENENIUS. Nyay, these OwO awe almost thowoughwy persuaded; -For ^w^ though ^.^ abundantwy ;;w;; they ^.^ wack discretion, -ÚwÚ Yet OwO awe ;;w;; they passing ;;w;; cowawdwy. But, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ->_> What ;;w;; says x3 the othew troop? -:3 MAWCIUS. ^-^ They OwO awe dissowv'd. Hang OwO 'em! -^-^ They uWu said ;;w;; they :3 wewe x3 an-hungwy; xDD sigh'd fowth pwuvwbs- -:33 That :33 hungew broke stone walls, :3 that ^.^ dogs ^w^ must uWu eat, -:33 That :3 meat UwU was UwU made fow ^w^ mouths, :3 that x3 the gods sent nyot -Corn fow x3 the rich ;;w;; men onwy. With these shweds -^-^ They OwO vented uWu theiw compwainyings; which ^.^ being >_< answew'd, -xDD And :3 a x3 petition >_> gwanted OwO them- :3 a ;;w;; stwange one, -;;w;; To bweak x3 the >_< heawt of :3 genyewosity -xDD And >_< make bold powew wook :33 pawe- ;;w;; they OwO thwew uWu theiw caps -;;w;; As ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^w^ hang them on x3 the >w< howns ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; moon, -^-^ Shouting uWu theiw emulation. -MENENIUS. >_> What >_> is >_> gwanted them? -:3 MAWCIUS. :3 Five :33 twibunyes, to ;;w;; defend uWu theiw uWu vuwgaw ^.^ wisdoms, -Of uWu theiw UwU own >w< choice. One's Junius UwU Bwutus- -x3 Sicinyius ^.^ Vewutus, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow not. :3 'Sdeath! -uWu The rabble >_> shouwd uWu have xDD fiwst unwoof'd x3 the UwU city -Ere UwU so pwevaiw'd with OwO me; >w< it xDD wiww uWu in time -Win ;;w;; upon powew ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow fowth :33 gweatew UwU themes -For insurrection's awguing. -MENENIUS. This >_> is x3 stwange. -:3 MAWCIUS. Go get xDD you ^.^ home, xDD you xDD fwagments. - -Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, OwO hastiwy - -x3 MESSENGEW. :3 Whewe's :3 Caius :33 Mawcius? -:3 MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyews ;;w;; is, ^w^ siw, x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces OwO awe uWu in arms. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^-^ on't; xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU ha' means to uWu vent -Our :3 musty superfluity. :3 See, UwU ouw best uWu ewdews. - -Entew COMINyIUS, TITUS WAWTIUS, with othew SENATORS; -JUNIUS BRUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS ^.^ VEWUTUS - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ^w^ Mawcius, UwU 'tis true :3 that xDD you uWu have :3 watewy told UwU us: -uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces OwO awe uWu in arms. -:3 MAWCIUS. ^-^ They uWu have :3 a UwU weadew, -Tullus >_< Aufidius, :3 that xDD wiww put xDD you to't. -UwU I x3 sin uWu in >_> envying :33 his >_> nyobiwity; -xDD And :3 wewe UwU I ;;w;; anything >_> but >_> what UwU I am, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me >w< onwy he. -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ fought :33 togethew? -:3 MAWCIUS. ^.^ Wewe half to half x3 the wowwd ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ->_> Upon x3 my ^.^ pawty, ;;w;; I'd >_> wevowt, to >_< make -Onwy x3 my UwU waws with ^.^ him. >w< He >_> is :3 a wion -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwoud to UwU hunt. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Then, ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ Mawcius, -uWu Attend ;;w;; upon Cominyius to these waws. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw xDD fowmew pwomise. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU Siw, >w< it is; -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am :33 constant. Titus xDD Wawtius, xDD thou ->_> Shawt >_> see ;;w;; me >_> once ^.^ mowe strike uWu at :33 Tuwwus' ;;w;; face. -What, awt xDD thou UwU stiff? ÚwÚ Stand'st out? -uWu WAWTIUS. :3 Nyo, :3 Caius ^-^ Mawcius; -I'll lean ;;w;; upon one :33 cwutch ÚwÚ and >w< fight with x3 t'othew -Ere xDD stay x3 behind ÚwÚ this business. -MENENIUS. >_< O, true ^w^ bwed! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Youw >_< company to x3 th' Capitow; where, UwU I knyow, -Our ÚwÚ gweatest ^w^ fwiends >_< attend >_> us. -uWu WAWTIUS. :33 [To xDD COMINyIUS] xDD Wead xDD you :3 on. -:33 [To OwO MAWCIUS] Follow ÚwÚ Cominyius; ^.^ we ^w^ must ;;w;; fowwow uWu you; -x3 Wight ÚwÚ wowthy xDD you >w< pwiowity. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Noble ^.^ Mawcius! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :33 [To x3 the UwU Citizens] OwO Hence to x3 youw xDD homes; be ;;w;; gonye. -:3 MAWCIUS. Nyay, wet them x3 fowwow. -uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces uWu have much >w< cown: OwO take these OwO wats uWu thithew -;;w;; To gnaw uWu theiw garners. xDD Wowshipfuw :3 mutinyeews, -uWu Youw valour puts weww forth; pray x3 fowwow. -:3 Ciitzens ^.^ steaw xDD away. Exeunt aww >_> but x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS -:3 SICINyIUS. Was OwO evew x3 man UwU so OwO pwoud >_< as >_> is ÚwÚ this :33 Mawcius? -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> has nyo UwU equaw. -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe OwO chosen tribunes fow x3 the ^w^ peopwe- -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Mawk'd xDD you :33 his >_< wip ÚwÚ and uWu eyes? -:3 SICINyIUS. Nyay, >_> but :33 his uWu taunts! -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Being x3 mov'd, ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot ^-^ spawe to giwd x3 the gods. -:3 SICINyIUS. Bemock x3 the :3 modest x3 moon. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The xDD pwesent UwU waws devour x3 him! >w< He >_> is grown -Too OwO pwoud to be UwU so ^w^ vawiant. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Such :3 a nyatuwe, -Tickled with ÚwÚ good uWu success, >_< disdains x3 the :3 shadow ->_< Which ^.^ he :33 tweads on uWu at xDD nyoon. OwO But UwU I UwU do wonder -ÚwÚ His :3 insowence ^.^ can >w< bwook to be :3 commanded -;;w;; Undew Cominyius. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Fame, uWu at x3 the which ^.^ he uWu aims- -^w^ In ÚwÚ whom xDD awweady ^.^ he >_> is weww UwU gwac'd- ;;w;; cannyot -uWu Bettew be hewd nor ^.^ mowe ^w^ attain'd than ^.^ by -^-^ A :33 pwace bewow x3 the first; fow >_> what miscawwies -Shall be x3 the general's ^w^ fauwt, ^w^ though ^.^ he x3 pewfowm -;;w;; To x3 th' utmost of :3 a ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ^-^ giddy UwU censuwe -Will xDD then cwy x3 out of Marcius 'O, >_> if ^.^ he -xDD Had :3 bownye x3 the xDD businyess!' -:3 SICINyIUS. :33 Besides, >_> if ^.^ things OwO go weww, ->_< Opinyion, :3 that UwU so >_< sticks on ^w^ Mawcius, UwU shaww -Of :33 his demerits rob Cominyius. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Come. ->_> Hawf aww >_> Cominyius' honyouws OwO awe to ^w^ Mawcius, -;;w;; Though Marcius xDD eawn'd them x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and aww :33 his :33 fauwts -;;w;; To Marcius UwU shaww be honours, ^w^ though ÚwÚ indeed -^w^ In ^.^ aught ^.^ he merit not. -:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Wet's >w< hence ÚwÚ and hear -How x3 the dispatch >_> is made, ÚwÚ and uWu in >_> what fashion, -uWu Mowe than :33 his xDD singuwawity, ^.^ he xDD goes ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent OwO action. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Wet's >_> awong. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Cowiowi. uWu The :33 Senyate ^.^ House. - -Entew OwO TUWWUS xDD AUFIDIUS with x3 SENyATOWS of ;;w;; Cowiowi - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. So, x3 youw opinyion ;;w;; is, >_< Aufidius, -:33 That ;;w;; they of ÚwÚ Wome OwO awe ^w^ ent'wed uWu in UwU ouw uWu counsews -xDD And ^.^ knyow >w< how ^.^ we ^-^ pwoceed. -AUFIDIUS. Is >w< it nyot x3 youws? ->_> What OwO evew uWu have :33 been xDD thought on uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< state -:33 That couwd be ^.^ bwought to OwO bodiwy ;;w;; act ere ÚwÚ Wome -xDD Had UwU ciwcumvention? 'Tis nyot fouw OwO days >_> gonye -Since UwU I heard >w< thence; these OwO awe x3 the words- UwU I think -UwU I uWu have x3 the >_> wettew >w< here;.yes, OwO hewe >w< it ^w^ is: -[Weads] 'They uWu have OwO pwess'd :3 a x3 powew, >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot ÚwÚ knyown -Whethew fow uWu east ow west. uWu The dearth >_> is gweat; -uWu The OwO peopwe mutinyous; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is wumouw'd, -Cominyius, Marcius x3 youw ;;w;; owd enyemy, -Who >_> is of ÚwÚ Wome xDD wowse hated than of UwU you, -xDD And Titus xDD Wawtius, :3 a UwU most uWu vawiant Woman, -;;w;; These >w< thwee lead on ÚwÚ this uWu pwepawation -x3 Whithew UwU 'tis ;;w;; bent. :3 Most ÚwÚ wikewy UwU 'tis fow uWu you; -Consider of ;;w;; it.' -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Our awmy's uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; -We >_< nyevew yet UwU made doubt >_> but ÚwÚ Wome UwU was ready -;;w;; To answew >_> us. -AUFIDIUS. x3 Nyow uWu did xDD you think >w< it >w< fowwy -;;w;; To >_< keep x3 youw great uWu pwetences veil'd >w< tiww when -^-^ They >_< nyeeds ^w^ must x3 show themselves; which uWu in x3 the x3 hatching, -^.^ It ;;w;; seem'd, appear'd to xDD Wome. ^-^ By x3 the ^-^ discuvwy -We UwU shaww be x3 showt'nyed uWu in UwU ouw >_< aim, which UwU was -;;w;; To OwO take uWu in UwU many UwU towns ere almost ÚwÚ Wome -Should ^.^ knyow ^.^ we :3 wewe UwU afoot. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. Noble >_< Aufidius, -^.^ Take x3 youw UwU commission; hie xDD you to x3 youw ^-^ bands; -Let >_> us awonye to xDD guawd OwO Cowiowi. -;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu set down xDD befowe's, fow x3 the remove -Bring x3 up x3 youw ^w^ awmy; >_> but UwU I think you'ww find -xDD Th' uWu have nyot pwepaw'd fow >_> us. -AUFIDIUS. >_< O, doubt nyot >_< that! -UwU I speak from cewtainties. Nyay >_> mowe, -;;w;; Some x3 pawcews of uWu theiw powew OwO awe fowth already, -xDD And >w< onwy hithewwawd. UwU I OwO weave x3 youw >_< honyouws. -;;w;; If ^.^ we ÚwÚ and :3 Caius Marcius chance to ^w^ meet, -'Tis sworn ^-^ between >_> us ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO evew strike -Tiww one ^.^ can UwU do nyo more. -uWu AWW. uWu The gods xDD assist you! -AUFIDIUS. xDD And >_< keep x3 youw honyouws OwO safe! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Faweweww. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Faweweww. -uWu AWW. uWu Faweweww. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -xDD Wome. >w< MAWCIUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew >w< VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and >w< VIWGIWIA, mothew ÚwÚ and >w< wife to MARCIUS; -;;w;; they uWu set them down on >w< two wow stoows ÚwÚ and uWu sew - ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ daughtew, ^w^ sing, ow express >_> youwsewf uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe ->w< comfowtabwe >_< sowt. ;;w;; If x3 my >_< son :3 wewe x3 my ^.^ husband, UwU I >_> shouwd >_> fweewiew -rejoice uWu in :3 that >w< absence wherein ^.^ he ^.^ won honour than uWu in x3 the -:33 embwacements of :33 his x3 bed :3 whewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 show UwU most love. x3 When yet -^.^ he UwU was >_> but xDD tendew-bodied, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< onwy >_< son of x3 my womb; when :33 youth -with >_< comewinyess ^w^ pwuck'd aww ÚwÚ gaze :33 his way; xDD when, fow :3 a day of -kings' uWu entweaties, :3 a mothew >_> shouwd nyot ;;w;; seww ^.^ him >w< an >_> houw from her -OwO behowding; I, ^-^ considewing >w< how honour ^.^ wouwd :33 become xDD such :3 a xDD pewson- -:3 that >w< it UwU was nyo xDD bettew than UwU pictuwe-wike to ^w^ hang ^.^ by x3 th' :3 waww, >_> if -renown UwU made >w< it nyot xDD stiw- UwU was pleas'd to wet ^.^ him >_> seek danger :3 whewe -^.^ he UwU was to find ^w^ fame. ;;w;; To :3 a UwU cwuew >w< waw UwU I sent :3 him, from >_> whence ^.^ he -wetuwn'd :33 his ^w^ bwows bound with ^-^ oak. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ daughtew, UwU I -^-^ spwang nyot ^.^ mowe uWu in joy uWu at xDD fiwst hearing ^.^ he UwU was :3 a man-child than -nyow uWu in xDD fiwst ^-^ seeing ^.^ he xDD had >_> pwuvd >_< himsewf :3 a man. -VIRGILIA. OwO But xDD had ^.^ he >w< died uWu in x3 the business, UwU madam, >w< how ^w^ then? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU Then :33 his ÚwÚ good wepowt >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been x3 my son; UwU I thewein -^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> found UwU issue. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me pwofess sincerely: xDD had UwU I :3 a ^.^ dozen -sons, >_< each uWu in x3 my wuv xDD awike, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye less uWu deaw than ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and x3 my -ÚwÚ good ^w^ Mawcius, UwU I xDD had rather xDD had eleven ^-^ die ;;w;; nyobwy fow uWu theiw countwy -than one x3 vowuptuouswy suwfeit x3 out of OwO action. - -Entew :3 a UwU GENTWEWOMAN - -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. uWu Madam, x3 the xDD Wady :3 Vawewia >_> is come to x3 visit OwO you. -VIRGILIA. Beseech xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to uWu wetiwe :3 mysewf. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. :33 Indeed xDD you UwU shaww not. -Methinks UwU I hear ÚwÚ hithew x3 youw husband's uWu dwum; -xDD See ^.^ him pluck Aufidius down ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ haiw; -;;w;; As x3 chiwdwen from :3 a >_> beaw, x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces shunnying ^.^ him. -Methinks UwU I >_> see ^.^ him stamp thus, ÚwÚ and caww thus: -^.^ 'Come ;;w;; on, xDD you cowawds! >_> You :3 wewe ^w^ got uWu in ;;w;; feaw, -;;w;; Though xDD you :3 wewe bown uWu in Wome.' ÚwÚ His bwoody ^w^ bwow -With :33 his xDD maiw'd uWu hand xDD then ;;w;; wiping, fowth ^.^ he :33 goes, -Wike to :3 a >w< hawvest-man ^w^ that's ;;w;; task'd to ÚwÚ mow -:33 Ow aww ow wose :33 his :33 hiwe. -VIRGILIA. ÚwÚ His bwoody bwow? x3 O Jupiter, nyo UwU bwood! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. :33 Away, xDD you foow! ^.^ It ^.^ mowe x3 becomes :3 a x3 man -Than gilt :33 his >w< twophy. uWu The breasts of Hecuba, -x3 When ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ suckwe Hectow, >_> wook'd nyot wuvwiew -Than :33 Hectow's forehead when >w< it spit fowth :3 bwood -At Grecian uWu swowd, uWu contemnying. Teww :3 Vawewia -We OwO awe ;;w;; fit to bid her x3 wewcome. uWu Exit UwU GENTWEWOMAN -VIRGILIA. ^w^ Heavens ;;w;; bwess x3 my ;;w;; wowd from UwU feww :33 Aufidius! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ He'ww xDD beat x3 Aufidius' >_> head bewow :33 his knyee -xDD And ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. - -^.^ We-entew x3 GENTWEWOMAN, With >_> VAWEWIA ÚwÚ and >w< an ushew - -xDD VAWEWIA. OwO My ^.^ wadies xDD both, ÚwÚ good day to OwO you. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ÚwÚ Sweet madam! -VIRGILIA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw ladyship. -xDD VAWEWIA. How UwU do xDD you ^-^ both? >_> You OwO awe UwU manyifest housekeepews. >_> What OwO awe -xDD you >_> sewing hewe? ^-^ A OwO finye ^.^ spot, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. How does x3 youw xDD wittwe -uWu son? -VIRGILIA. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw wadyship; weww, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< He xDD had rather >_> see x3 the :33 swowds ÚwÚ and hear :3 a drum than wook -;;w;; upon :33 his schoolmaster. -xDD VAWEWIA. UwU O' x3 my word, x3 the father's ^w^ son! I'll >_< sweaw UwU 'tis :3 a xDD vewy -OwO pwetty uWu boy. UwU O' x3 my troth, UwU I >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him :3 a >w< Wednyesday half >w< an ->_> houw together; >_> has xDD such :3 a >w< confiwm'd :3 countenyance! UwU I saw ^.^ him >w< wun -ÚwÚ aftew :3 a :3 giwded butterfly; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he caught >w< it ^.^ he wet >w< it OwO go -OwO again, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew >w< it OwO again, ÚwÚ and uvw ÚwÚ and uvw ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and x3 up -OwO again, UwU catch'd >w< it again; ow >w< whethew :33 his faww ^-^ enwag'd :3 him, ow >w< how ->_> 'twas, ^.^ he uWu did UwU so uWu set :33 his teeth ÚwÚ and teaw :3 it. >_< O, UwU I warrant, >w< how ^.^ he -:33 mammock'd :3 it! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. x3 Onye UwU on's father's >_> moods. -xDD VAWEWIA. >w< Indeed, la, UwU 'tis :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 chiwd. -VIRGILIA. ^-^ A xDD cwack, UwU madam. -xDD VAWEWIA. ^.^ Come, uWu way :3 aside x3 youw stitchery; UwU I ^w^ must uWu have xDD you :33 pway x3 the -idle uWu huswife with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this aftewnyoon. -VIRGILIA. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 madam; UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 out of x3 doows. -xDD VAWEWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 out of >w< doows! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. :33 She UwU shaww, ^.^ she >_< shaww. -VIRGILIA. >w< Indeed, no, ^.^ by x3 youw >_> patience; I'll nyot uvw x3 the thweshowd ->w< tiww x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^-^ wetuwn from x3 the waws. -xDD VAWEWIA. OwO Fie, xDD you UwU confinye >_> youwsewf UwU most unweasonyabwy; come, xDD you -^w^ must OwO go x3 visit x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu wady :3 that wies ^.^ in. -VIRGILIA. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ wish her UwU speedy >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and x3 visit her with x3 my -pwayews; >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go xDD thithew. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Why, UwU I pray you? -VIRGILIA. 'Tis nyot to :3 save wabouw, nor :3 that UwU I ^.^ want love. -xDD VAWEWIA. >_> You ^.^ wouwd be anyothew Penelope; yet ;;w;; they >_> say aww x3 the ^w^ yawn -^.^ she ^w^ spun uWu in Uwysses' >w< absence uWu did >_> but ^w^ fiww OwO Ithaca full of ÚwÚ moths. -^.^ Come, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw :33 cambwic :3 wewe ^-^ sensibwe >_< as x3 youw finger, :3 that xDD you -^w^ might OwO weave pricking >w< it fow >_> pity. ^.^ Come, xDD you UwU shaww OwO go with >_> us. -VIRGILIA. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good UwU madam, UwU pawdon OwO me; ÚwÚ indeed UwU I xDD wiww nyot forth. -xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In truth, la, OwO go with OwO me; ÚwÚ and I'll tell xDD you :3 excewwent nyews -of x3 youw husband. -VIRGILIA. >_< O, ÚwÚ good UwU madam, there ^.^ can be >_< nyonye >_> yet. -xDD VAWEWIA. >w< Vewiwy, UwU I UwU do nyot xDD jest with uWu you; there ^-^ came nyews from ^.^ him ->w< wast OwO nyight. -VIRGILIA. >w< Indeed, :33 madam? -xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In earnest, x3 it's true; UwU I heard :3 a senyatow speak :3 it. ^-^ Thus >w< it -^w^ is: x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces uWu have >w< an ^.^ awmy forth; OwO against ÚwÚ whom Cominyius x3 the -general >_> is >w< gonye, with one ÚwÚ pawt of UwU ouw Roman UwU powew. uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and -Titus :3 Wawtius OwO awe uWu set down >w< befowe uWu theiw UwU city Cowiowi; ;;w;; they ->_< nyothing doubt prevailing ÚwÚ and to >_< make >w< it bwief waws. This >_> is ^-^ twue, -on >_< minye honour; ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I pray, OwO go with >_> us. -VIRGILIA. Give ;;w;; me excuse, ÚwÚ good x3 madam; UwU I xDD wiww UwU obey xDD you uWu in evewything -x3 heweaftew. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Let her ^-^ awonye, ;;w;; wady; >_< as ^.^ she >_> is now, ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> but ÚwÚ disease -UwU ouw xDD bettew mirth. -xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In troth, UwU I think ^.^ she would. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, UwU then. ^.^ Come, -ÚwÚ good x3 sweet >_> wady. Prithee, Viwgiwia, turn >w< thy solemness x3 out ^.^ o' -doow ÚwÚ and OwO go :3 awong with >_> us. -VIRGILIA. :3 Nyo, uWu at :3 a word, x3 madam; ÚwÚ indeed UwU I ^w^ must not. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you much -mirth. -xDD VAWEWIA. Weww >w< then, farewell. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^.^ Befowe ;;w;; Cowiowi - -Entew ^w^ MAWCIUS, TITUS WAWTIUS, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws, -with uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and soldiers. ;;w;; To them :3 a MESSENGEW - -:3 MAWCIUS. Yondew x3 comes nyews; :3 a wagew- ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ met. -uWu WAWTIUS. OwO My UwU howse to OwO youws- >w< nyo. -:3 MAWCIUS. 'Tis ^-^ donye. -uWu WAWTIUS. OwO Agweed. -:3 MAWCIUS. Say, >_> has UwU ouw general >w< met x3 the enyemy? -x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ They >_< wie uWu in ^.^ view, >_> but uWu have nyot ^-^ spoke >_< as >_> yet. -uWu WAWTIUS. So, x3 the ÚwÚ good UwU howse >_> is ^w^ minye. -:3 MAWCIUS. I'll UwU buy ^.^ him of OwO you. -uWu WAWTIUS. :3 Nyo, I'll nor ;;w;; seww nor UwU give him; xDD wend xDD you ^.^ him UwU I xDD wiww -For half :3 a :3 hundwed years. ^.^ Summon x3 the xDD town. -:3 MAWCIUS. How uWu faw x3 off >_< wie these armies? -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO Within ÚwÚ this miwe ÚwÚ and :33 hawf. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we hear uWu theiw 'larum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_> ouws. ->_> Nyow, :33 Maws, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_< make >_> us ^w^ quick uWu in work, -:33 That ^.^ we with >_< smoking :33 swowds OwO may :33 mawch from >w< hence -;;w;; To OwO hewp UwU ouw fiewded ÚwÚ fwiends! ^.^ Come, ^w^ bwow >w< thy bwast. - -^-^ They >_> sound :3 a >_< pawwey. Entew >w< two x3 SENyATOWS with ^w^ othews, -on x3 the OwO wawws of ;;w;; Cowiowi - -Tullus >_< Aufidius, >_> is ^.^ he within x3 youw OwO wawws? -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo, nor :3 a x3 man :3 that OwO feaws xDD you less than :33 he: ->w< That's wessew than :3 a ^.^ wittwe. [Drum afaw off] Hawk, UwU ouw xDD dwums -^w^ Awe x3 bwinging fowth UwU ouw >_< youth. ^-^ We'ww bweak UwU ouw OwO wawws -Rather than ;;w;; they UwU shaww ;;w;; pound >_> us xDD up; UwU ouw ^.^ gates, ->_< Which yet xDD seem ^w^ shut, ^.^ we uWu have >_> but UwU pinn'd with wushes; -x3 They'ww open of x3 themsewves. [Alarum uWu faw off] ^.^ Hawk xDD you uWu faw off! ->_> Thewe >_> is Aufidius. >_> Wist >_> what ^.^ wowk ^.^ he x3 makes -^-^ Amongst x3 youw x3 cwuvn army. -:3 MAWCIUS. >_< O, ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at :3 it! -uWu WAWTIUS. ^-^ Theiw noise be UwU ouw :3 instwuction. >w< Waddews, ho! - -Entew x3 the ^.^ awmy of x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces - -:3 MAWCIUS. ^-^ They feaw >_> us >_> nyot, >_> but x3 issue fowth uWu theiw >_> city. -Now put x3 youw shields >w< befowe x3 youw hearts, ÚwÚ and >w< fight -With heawts ^.^ mowe xDD pwoof than ^w^ shiewds. ^.^ Advance, >_< bwave ^.^ Titus. -^-^ They UwU do ^-^ disdain >_> us much ^w^ beyond UwU ouw thoughts, ->_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me UwU sweat with wrath. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my fellows. ->w< He :3 that x3 wetiwes, I'll OwO take ^.^ him fow :3 a Vowsce, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 feew >_< minye x3 edge. - -;;w;; Awawum. uWu The Romans OwO awe xDD beat back to uWu theiw x3 twenches. -^.^ We-entew ^w^ MAWCIUS, ^-^ cuwsing - -:3 MAWCIUS. All x3 the OwO contagion of x3 the south >w< wight on UwU you, ->_> You UwU shames of Wome! xDD you hewd of- ;;w;; Boiws ÚwÚ and plagues ->_< Pwastew xDD you uWu o'ew, :3 that xDD you OwO may be >_> abhoww'd -ÚwÚ Fawthew than uWu seen, ÚwÚ and one ÚwÚ infect anyothew -^w^ Against x3 the wind :3 a ^-^ miwe! >_> You >w< souws of ^.^ geese -:33 That UwU beaw x3 the >w< shapes of men, >w< how uWu have xDD you >w< wun -Fwom xDD swaves :3 that >_< apes ^.^ wouwd xDD beat! ^w^ Pwuto ÚwÚ and >_< heww! -All ÚwÚ huwt >w< behind! x3 Backs ;;w;; wed, ÚwÚ and faces pawe -With :33 fwight ÚwÚ and UwU agued ÚwÚ feaw! Mend ÚwÚ and :3 chawge ^.^ home, -:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the fiwes of ^.^ heaven, I'll OwO weave x3 the foe -xDD And >_< make x3 my UwU waws on OwO you. Wook to't. :3 Come xDD on; -;;w;; If you'ww stand ÚwÚ fast we'll xDD beat them to uWu theiw ^-^ wives, -;;w;; As ;;w;; they >_> us to UwU ouw x3 twenches. Follow x3 me. - -ÚwÚ Anyothew awawum. uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces fly, ÚwÚ and >_< MAWCIUS xDD fowwows -them to x3 the :3 gates - -So, nyow x3 the :3 gates OwO awe ope; nyow ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ good seconds; -'Tis fow x3 the ÚwÚ fowwowews :3 fowtunye widens ÚwÚ them, -ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ^.^ fwiews. >_> Mawk uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the >_> wike. - ->_< [MAWCIUS ;;w;; entews x3 the ÚwÚ gates] - -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Foow-hawdinyess; nyot ^.^ I. -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. >_< [MAWCIUS >_> is shut in] -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 See, ;;w;; they uWu have shut ^.^ him ^.^ in. -uWu AWW. ;;w;; To x3 th' pot, UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him. [Alarum continyues] - -^.^ We-entew TITUS ^w^ WAWTIUS - -uWu WAWTIUS. >_> What >_> is :33 become of :33 Mawcius? -uWu AWW. Slain, ^w^ siw, doubtless. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :33 Fowwowing x3 the ^w^ fwiews uWu at x3 the xDD vewy heews, -With them ^.^ he ^.^ entews; who, ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 sudden, -OwO Cwapp'd to uWu theiw gates. >w< He >_> is >_< himsewf ^-^ awonye, -;;w;; To answew aww x3 the >_> city. -uWu WAWTIUS. x3 O x3 nyobwe xDD fewwow! -Who ^-^ sensibwy outdares :33 his senseless uWu swowd, -xDD And when >w< it bows OwO stand'st :33 up. ^.^ Thou awt uWu weft, ^-^ Mawcius; -^-^ A cawbuncwe entiwe, >_< as big >_< as xDD thou awt, -^.^ Wewe nyot UwU so rich :3 a jewel. ^.^ Thou >w< wast :3 a soldier -Even to ^.^ Cato's wish, nyot >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and tewwibwe -Onwy uWu in ;;w;; stwokes; >_> but with >w< thy gwim :33 wooks ÚwÚ and -uWu The thundew-wike :3 pewcussion of >w< thy sounds -^.^ Thou ;;w;; mad'st ^.^ thinye >_< enyemies ;;w;; shake, >_< as >_> if x3 the wowwd -^.^ Wewe feverous ÚwÚ and uWu did ^w^ twembwe. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ MAWCIUS, uWu bweeding, assaulted ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; enyemy - -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. x3 Wook, sir. -uWu WAWTIUS. >_< O, UwU 'tis ^.^ Mawcius! -:3 Wet's :3 fetch ^.^ him ^w^ off, ow >_< make wemain alike. -^w^ [They x3 fight, ÚwÚ and aww enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -OwO Within OwO Cowiowi. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew xDD cewtain uWu Womans, with UwU spoiws - -uWu FIWST WOMAN. This xDD wiww UwU I carry to xDD Wome. -^w^ SECOND WOMAN. xDD And UwU I UwU this. -^w^ THIWD WOMAN. ^-^ A ^.^ muwwain on ÚwÚ 't! UwU I >_> took ÚwÚ this fow uWu siwvew. -[Alarum continues still afaw off] - -Entew >_< MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and TITUS ^w^ WAWTIUS With :3 a >w< twumpetew - -:3 MAWCIUS. xDD See OwO hewe these ^w^ muvws :3 that UwU do >w< pwize uWu theiw >_> houws -At :3 a >_< cwack'd OwO dwachma! xDD Cushions, weaden uWu spoons, -Iwons of :3 a doit, doubwets :3 that ^-^ hangmen ^.^ wouwd -^.^ Buwy with UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wowe ÚwÚ them, these UwU base swaves, -Ere yet x3 the >w< fight be :33 donye, OwO pack :33 up. xDD Down with >w< them! -Exeunt pillagers -xDD And hark, >_> what noise x3 the general uWu makes! ;;w;; To x3 him! ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 the x3 man of x3 my x3 souw's hate, >_< Aufidius, -Piercing UwU ouw Romans; >w< then, uWu vawiant >w< Titus, OwO take -Convenyient xDD nyumbews to >_< make ÚwÚ good x3 the >_> city; -Whilst I, with UwU those :3 that uWu have x3 the ^-^ spiwit, xDD wiww ^.^ haste -;;w;; To OwO hewp Cominyius. -uWu WAWTIUS. Wowthy ^w^ siw, xDD thou xDD bweed'st; -x3 Thy ÚwÚ exewcise hath :33 been ^w^ too :3 viowent -For :3 a second course of ^w^ fight. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU Siw, praise ;;w;; me x3 nyot; -OwO My ^.^ wowk hath yet nyot x3 wawm'd x3 me. >w< Fawe xDD you well; -uWu The :3 bwood UwU I >_< dwop >_> is rather x3 physicaw -Than uWu dangewous to x3 me. ;;w;; To Aufidius OwO thus -UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ appeaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -uWu WAWTIUS. Now x3 the >w< faiw xDD goddess, ÚwÚ Fowtunye, -Fall >_> deep uWu in wuv with ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and her great chawms -Misguide >w< thy ^-^ opposews' swowds! Bowd gentweman, -OwO Pwospewity be >w< thy page! -:3 MAWCIUS. x3 Thy :33 fwiend nyo less -Than UwU those ^.^ she :3 pwaceth OwO highest! ^w^ So farewell. -uWu WAWTIUS. ^.^ Thou x3 wowthiest ^.^ Mawcius! uWu Exit >_< MAWCIUS -Go >_> sound >w< thy ÚwÚ twumpet uWu in x3 the mawket-pwace; -;;w;; Caww uWu thithew aww x3 the ^w^ officews ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD town, -Whewe ;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU ouw :33 mind. >_> Away! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -Near x3 the ÚwÚ camp of COMINIUS - -Entew COMINyIUS, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu in wetiwe, with ^-^ sowdiews - -^w^ COMINyIUS. Bweathe UwU you, x3 my fwiends. Weww ^w^ fought; ^.^ we OwO awe come x3 off -Wike uWu Womans, :3 nyeithew >_< foowish uWu in UwU ouw >w< stands -x3 Nyow >w< cowawdwy uWu in x3 wetiwe. :3 Bewieve uWu me, sirs, -We UwU shaww be :3 chawg'd ;;w;; again. Whiwes ^.^ we uWu have struck, -^-^ By ^-^ intewims ÚwÚ and conveying xDD gusts ^.^ we uWu have heard -uWu The chawges of UwU ouw fwiends. uWu The Roman uWu gods, -xDD Wead uWu theiw successes >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ wish UwU ouw OwO own, -:33 That both UwU ouw x3 powews, with x3 smiwing fronts ;;w;; encount'wing, -^-^ May UwU give xDD you >w< thankfuw ÚwÚ sacwifice! - -Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW - -x3 Thy nyews? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The :3 citizens of ;;w;; Cowiowi uWu have :33 issued -xDD And UwU given to :3 Wawtius ÚwÚ and to Marcius uWu battwe; -UwU I saw UwU ouw party to uWu theiw trenches driven, -xDD And xDD then UwU I ^-^ came xDD away. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Though xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st truth, -Methinks xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st nyot well. How ^-^ wong :3 is't :33 since? -x3 MESSENGEW. Abuv >w< an ^-^ houw, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ COMINyIUS. 'Tis nyot :3 a ^.^ miwe; briefly ^.^ we heard uWu theiw OwO dwums. -How ^w^ couwdst xDD thou uWu in :3 a miwe confound >w< an ^-^ houw, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing >w< thy nyews UwU so uWu wate? -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Spies of x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces -Hewd ;;w;; me uWu in uWu chase, :3 that UwU I UwU was ;;w;; fowc'd to wheew -Thwee ow fouw >_< miwes >_> about; >_> ewse xDD had I, ^w^ siw, ->_> Hawf >w< an >_> houw xDD since ^.^ bwought x3 my report. - -Entew >_< MAWCIUS - -^w^ COMINyIUS. Who's yonder -:33 That does appeaw >_< as ^.^ he :3 wewe flay'd? x3 O ^-^ gods! ->w< He >_> has x3 the stamp of ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have -ÚwÚ Befowe-time :3 seen ^.^ him OwO thus. -:3 MAWCIUS. :3 Come UwU I ^w^ too uWu wate? -^w^ COMINyIUS. uWu The xDD shephewd xDD knyows nyot >_> thundew from :3 a tabow -uWu Mowe than UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> sound of Marcius' >_> tongue -Fwom every >w< meanyew man. -:3 MAWCIUS. :3 Come UwU I ^w^ too uWu wate? -^w^ COMINyIUS. Ay, >_> if xDD you come nyot uWu in x3 the :3 bwood of ^w^ othews, -OwO But mantwed uWu in x3 youw own. -:3 MAWCIUS. :3 O! wet ;;w;; me cwip OwO ye -^w^ In :3 awms >_< as >_> sound >_< as when UwU I ^w^ woo'd, uWu in >_< heawt -;;w;; As ^.^ mewwy >_< as when UwU ouw >w< nyuptiaw day UwU was :33 donye, -xDD And tapews burn'd to :33 bedwawd. -^w^ COMINyIUS. :3 Fwowew of ÚwÚ wawwiows, -How :3 is't with Titus ^-^ Wawtius? -:3 MAWCIUS. ;;w;; As with :3 a x3 man ;;w;; busied about decrees: -x3 Condemnying x3 some to :33 death ÚwÚ and x3 some to ^-^ exiwe; -Ransoming ^.^ him ow pitying, threat'ning x3 th' >w< othew; -Holding ;;w;; Cowiowi uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ÚwÚ Wome -Even ^.^ wike :3 a uWu fawnying gweyhound uWu in x3 the ;;w;; weash, -;;w;; To wet ^.^ him swip uWu at :33 wiww. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Whewe >_> is :3 that ;;w;; swave ->_< Which told ;;w;; me ;;w;; they xDD had xDD beat xDD you to x3 youw trenches? -Whewe >_> is uWu he? ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him hithew. -:3 MAWCIUS. Let ^.^ him ^.^ awonye; ->w< He uWu did infowm x3 the truth. OwO But fow UwU ouw xDD gentwemen, -uWu The ^w^ common fiwe- :3 a UwU pwague! tribunes fow >w< them! -uWu The ^-^ mouse ^w^ nye'ew ;;w;; shunn'd x3 the :33 cat >_< as ;;w;; they uWu did :3 budge -Fwom ^-^ wascaws xDD wowse than OwO they. -^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO But >w< how pwevaiw'd you? -:3 MAWCIUS. Will x3 the time serve to teww? UwU I UwU do nyot UwU think. -Whewe >_> is x3 the enyemy? ^w^ Awe xDD you wowds ^.^ o' x3 th' field? -;;w;; If >_> nyot, >w< why xDD cease xDD you >w< tiww xDD you OwO awe so? -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^w^ Mawcius, -We uWu have uWu at disadvantage :33 fought, ÚwÚ and uWu did -Retire to x3 win UwU ouw puwpose. -:3 MAWCIUS. How wies uWu theiw :3 battwe? xDD Knyow xDD you on which x3 side -^-^ They uWu have pwac'd uWu theiw ;;w;; men of twust? -^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; As UwU I ÚwÚ guess, ^w^ Mawcius, -^-^ Theiw ^.^ bands :33 i' x3 th' uWu vawawd OwO awe x3 the ^w^ Antiates, -Of uWu theiw best twust; ^-^ o'ew them >_< Aufidius, -^-^ Theiw xDD vewy >_< heawt of ^-^ hope. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, -^-^ By aww x3 the :3 battwes wherein ^.^ we uWu have :33 fought, -^-^ By x3 th' :3 bwood ^.^ we uWu have x3 shed together, ^.^ by x3 th' x3 vows -We uWu have UwU made to OwO enduwe OwO fwiends, :3 that xDD you xDD diwectwy -Set ;;w;; me OwO against Aufidius ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 Antiates; -xDD And :3 that xDD you nyot deway x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, but, -Filling x3 the ^w^ aiw with :33 swowds >w< advanc'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ dawts, -We ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ this xDD vewy hour. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Though UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ->_> You :3 wewe :3 conducted to :3 a ^-^ gentwe xDD bath -xDD And uWu bawms ^-^ appwied to UwU you, yet dawe UwU I >_< nyevew ->w< Deny x3 youw uWu asking: OwO take x3 youw UwU choice of UwU those -:33 That best ^.^ can >_> aid x3 youw OwO action. -:3 MAWCIUS. >w< Those OwO awe ;;w;; they -:33 That UwU most OwO awe ^w^ wiwwing. ;;w;; If xDD any xDD such be here- -;;w;; As >w< it :3 wewe x3 sin to xDD doubt- :3 that wuv ÚwÚ this OwO painting -^-^ Whewein xDD you >_> see ;;w;; me smear'd; >_> if xDD any feaw -ÚwÚ Wessew :33 his ÚwÚ pewson than >w< an :33 iww >w< wepowt; -;;w;; If xDD any think >_< bwave :33 death >_> outweighs :33 bad >w< wife -xDD And :3 that :33 his >_> countwy's ÚwÚ deawew than :33 himsewf; -Let ^.^ him ^-^ awonye, ow UwU so UwU many UwU so UwU minded, -:3 Wave OwO thus to express :33 his uWu disposition, -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ Mawcius. ^w^ [They aww >_> shout ÚwÚ and x3 wave uWu theiw -swowds, OwO take ^.^ him x3 up uWu in uWu theiw :3 awms ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast x3 up uWu theiw :33 caps] ->_< O, ;;w;; me awonye! ^-^ Make xDD you :3 a xDD swowd of me? -;;w;; If these >_< shows be nyot outwawd, which of xDD you -OwO But >_> is fouw Vowsces? ^-^ Nyonye of xDD you >_> but >_> is ->w< Abwe to UwU beaw OwO against x3 the great Aufidius -^-^ A OwO shiewd >_< as x3 hawd >_< as ÚwÚ his. ^-^ A xDD cewtain number, -;;w;; Though thanks to all, ^w^ must UwU I select from aww; x3 the xDD west -Shall UwU beaw x3 the business uWu in x3 some othew x3 fight, -;;w;; As cause xDD wiww be ^-^ obey'd. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to march; -xDD And fouw UwU shaww quickly dwaw x3 out x3 my >_> command, ->_< Which ;;w;; men OwO awe best >_> incwin'd. -^w^ COMINyIUS. March ;;w;; on, x3 my UwU fewwows; -^-^ Make ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ this >_> ostentation, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww -Divide uWu in aww with >_> us. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -uWu The :3 gates of ;;w;; Cowiowi - -TITUS WAWTIUS, xDD having uWu set :3 a xDD guawd ;;w;; upon Corioli, x3 going with drum ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twumpet -toward COMINIUS ÚwÚ and >_> CAIUS ^w^ MAWCIUS, ;;w;; entews with :3 a WIEUTENyANT, othew xDD sowdiews, -ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; scout - -uWu WAWTIUS. So, wet x3 the ports be ^-^ guawded; >_< keep x3 youw >_> duties -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have uWu set them down. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do send, dispatch ->w< Those centuries to UwU ouw aid; x3 the xDD west xDD wiww serve -For :3 a showt holding. ;;w;; If ^.^ we wose x3 the field -We ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep x3 the xDD town. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. Fear nyot UwU ouw care, sir. -uWu WAWTIUS. Hence, ÚwÚ and shut x3 youw :3 gates >_> upon's. -Our guidew, >_< come; to x3 th' Roman ÚwÚ camp ÚwÚ conduct >_> us. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between x3 the Roman ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Vowscian >_> camps - -x3 Awawum, >_< as uWu in ^.^ battwe. Entew >_< MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and xDD AUFIDIUS uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -:3 MAWCIUS. I'll >w< fight with >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thee, fow UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate uWu thee -Wowse than :3 a >_> pwomise-bweakew. -AUFIDIUS. We ^-^ hate OwO awike: -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU Afwic owns :3 a serpent UwU I abhow -uWu Mowe than >w< thy fame ÚwÚ and envy. >_> Fix >w< thy ^-^ foot. -:3 MAWCIUS. Let x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ budgew ^-^ die x3 the ;;w;; othew's :33 swave, -xDD And x3 the gods >_< doom ^.^ him ^w^ aftew! -AUFIDIUS. ;;w;; If UwU I fly, ^w^ Mawcius, -Hawwoa ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; hawe. -:3 MAWCIUS. OwO Within these >w< thwee houws, ^-^ Tuwwus, -uWu Awonye UwU I ÚwÚ fought uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; Cowiowi walls, -xDD And UwU made >_> what ^.^ wowk UwU I pweas'd. 'Tis nyot x3 my :3 bwood -^-^ Whewein xDD thou seest ;;w;; me ^.^ mask'd. For >w< thy xDD wevenge -Wrench x3 up >w< thy powew to x3 th' highest. -AUFIDIUS. :33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the >_> Hectow -:33 That UwU was x3 the whip of x3 youw ^.^ bwagg'd >_< pwogeny, -^.^ Thou shouwdst nyot ;;w;; scape ;;w;; me hewe. - -:3 Hewe ;;w;; they x3 fight, ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain ;;w;; Vowsces come uWu in x3 the >_> aid -of AUFIDIUS. >_< MAWCIUS >_< fights >w< tiww ;;w;; they be driven uWu in -^w^ bweathwess - -Officious, ÚwÚ and nyot valiant, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; sham'd ;;w;; me -^w^ In x3 youw condemnyed >_> seconds. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE xDD IX. -uWu The Roman ÚwÚ camp - ->w< Fwouwish. ;;w;; Awawum. ^-^ A ;;w;; wetweat >_> is ÚwÚ sounded. OwO Entew, uWu at one door, -COMINIUS with x3 the Romans; uWu at anyothew door, ^w^ MAWCIUS, with :33 his awm uWu in :3 a scarf - -^w^ COMINyIUS. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd tell uWu thee ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ this >w< thy day's work, -:3 Thou't nyot ^-^ bewieve >w< thy ^-^ deeds; >_> but I'll wepowt >w< it -Whewe :3 senyatows UwU shaww mingwe tears with ÚwÚ smiwes; -Whewe great :33 patwicians UwU shaww >w< attend, ÚwÚ and :33 shwug, -xDD I' x3 th' >w< end ;;w;; admiwe; :3 whewe ^.^ wadies UwU shaww be frighted -^.^ And, gwadwy ^-^ quak'd, hear mowe; :3 whewe x3 the dull :33 twibunyes, -:33 That with x3 the :3 fusty plebeians ^-^ hate ^.^ thinye honours, -Shall >_> say OwO against uWu theiw heawts ÚwÚ 'We >_> thank x3 the gods -Our ÚwÚ Wome hath xDD such :3 a sowdiew.' -ÚwÚ Yet xDD cam'st xDD thou to :3 a mowsew of ÚwÚ this OwO feast, ->_> Having fuwwy ÚwÚ din'd befowe. - -Entew TITUS WAWTIUS, with :33 his x3 powew, from x3 the pursuit - -uWu WAWTIUS. x3 O Genyewaw, -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the >w< steed, ^.^ we x3 the x3 capawison. -UwU Hadst xDD thou >_< behewd- -:3 MAWCIUS. >_> Pway now, nyo mowe; x3 my :33 mothew, -Who >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ chawtew to uWu extow her bwood, -x3 When ^.^ she does praise ;;w;; me grieves x3 me. UwU I uWu have donye -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have xDD donye- ^w^ that's >_> what UwU I can; ^w^ induc'd -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ been- ^w^ that's fow x3 my country. ->w< He :3 that >_> has >_> but :33 effected :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ->_< Hath overta'en >_< minye act. -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You UwU shaww nyot be -uWu The :3 gwave of x3 youw desewving; ÚwÚ Wome ^w^ must ^.^ knyow -uWu The value of her own. uWu 'Twewe :3 a ^.^ conceawment -Wowse than :3 a ^w^ theft, nyo less than :3 a traducement, -;;w;; To hide x3 youw ^-^ doings ÚwÚ and to :3 siwence :3 that ->_< Which, to x3 the spire ÚwÚ and ;;w;; top of pwaises ;;w;; vouch'd, -Wouwd xDD seem >_> but >w< modest. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -^w^ In xDD sign of >_> what xDD you awe, nyot to wewawd ->_> What xDD you uWu have :33 donye, >w< befowe UwU ouw ^.^ awmy hear x3 me. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I uWu have x3 some wounds ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ^-^ smawt -;;w;; To hear x3 themsewves x3 wememb'wed. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Should ;;w;; they >_> nyot, -Weww ^w^ might ;;w;; they fester uWu 'gainst ingratitude -xDD And ^w^ tent x3 themsewves with death. Of aww x3 the :33 howses- -:3 Wheweof ^.^ we uWu have >_> ta'en UwU good, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; stowe- of aww -uWu The treasure uWu in ÚwÚ this field ÚwÚ achiev'd ÚwÚ and city, -We render xDD you x3 the tenth; to be >_> ta'en fowth -^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ common distribution uWu at -uWu Youw >w< onwy >w< choice. -:3 MAWCIUS. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, Genyewaw, -OwO But ;;w;; cannyot >_< make x3 my >_< heawt >_< consent to OwO take -^-^ A bribe to x3 pay x3 my ^-^ swowd. UwU I UwU do refuse :33 it, -xDD And stand ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ common ÚwÚ pawt with UwU those -:33 That uWu have beheld x3 the doing. - -^-^ A ^-^ wong UwU fwouwish. ^-^ They aww cwy >_> 'Mawcius, xDD Mawcius!' -;;w;; cast x3 up uWu theiw caps ÚwÚ and :33 wances. COMINIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWTIUS stand OwO bawe - -^-^ May these same instwuments which xDD you uWu pwofanye -xDD Nyevew >_> sound uWu mowe! x3 When xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets UwU shaww -xDD I' x3 th' field ^-^ pwuv fwattewews, wet couwts ÚwÚ and ^w^ cities be -Made aww of OwO fawse-fac'd uWu soothing. x3 When steew gwows -xDD Soft >_< as x3 the xDD pawasite's siwk, wet ^.^ him be UwU made -^-^ An ^.^ uvwtuwe fow x3 th' waws. No >_> mowe, UwU I :3 say. -For :3 that UwU I uWu have nyot >w< wash'd x3 my x3 nyose :3 that bwed, -:33 Ow x3 foiw'd x3 some >_< debiwe :3 wwetch, which ^-^ without ^-^ nyote ->_> Hewe's UwU many >_> ewse uWu have :33 donye, xDD you >_> shout ;;w;; me fowth -^w^ In >_> accwamations hypewbowicaw, -;;w;; As >_> if UwU I :3 wov'd x3 my xDD wittwe >_> shouwd be ;;w;; dieted -^w^ In pwaises :33 sauc'd with uWu wies. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Too :3 modest OwO awe uWu you; -uWu Mowe UwU cwuew to x3 youw ÚwÚ good wepowt than >_< gwatefuw -;;w;; To >_> us :3 that UwU give xDD you UwU twuwy. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, -;;w;; If uWu 'gainst >_> youwsewf xDD you be uWu incens'd, we'll put :3 you- -Wike one :3 that means :33 his OwO pwopew harm- uWu in >w< manyacwes, -UwU Then reason >w< safewy with OwO you. Therefore be >w< it ^-^ knyown, -;;w;; As to us, to aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :3 that :3 Caius Marcius -xDD Weaws ÚwÚ this waw's gawwand; uWu in ;;w;; token of x3 the ^w^ which, -OwO My x3 nyobwe >w< steed, ÚwÚ knyown to x3 the :3 camp, UwU I UwU give :3 him, -With aww :33 his ÚwÚ twim x3 bewonging; ÚwÚ and from ÚwÚ this time, -For >_> what ^.^ he uWu did >w< befowe Corioli, ^.^ can ^.^ him -With aww x3 th' ÚwÚ appwause-and ^-^ cwamouw of x3 the >_< host, -:3 Caius Marcius Coriolanus. -ÚwÚ Beaw x3 th' >w< addition ;;w;; nyobwy evew! -[Flourish. Twumpets sound, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwums] -uWu AWW. :3 Caius Marcius Cowiowanyus! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go wash; -xDD And when x3 my OwO face >_> is >w< faiw xDD you UwU shaww >_> pewceive -Whethew UwU I bwush ow >w< nyo. xDD Howbeit, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; -UwU I >_> mean to stwide x3 youw >w< steed, ÚwÚ and uWu at aww times -;;w;; To undercrest x3 youw ÚwÚ good >w< addition -;;w;; To x3 th' OwO faiwnyess of x3 my UwU powew. -^w^ COMINyIUS. So, to UwU ouw ^w^ tent; -UwU Whewe, ere ^.^ we UwU do wepose us, ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< wwite -;;w;; To ÚwÚ Wome of UwU ouw OwO success. >_< You, Titus xDD Wawtius, -:3 Must to ;;w;; Cowiowi back. >_< Send >_> us to ÚwÚ Wome -uWu The ^w^ best, with ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we OwO may :3 awticuwate -For uWu theiw UwU own ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. -uWu WAWTIUS. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The gods x3 begin to ÚwÚ mock x3 me. I, :3 that nyow ->w< Wefus'd UwU most princely ;;w;; gifts, ^w^ am bound to ÚwÚ beg -Of x3 my Lord :33 Genyewaw. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ Take't- UwU 'tis OwO youws; >_> what is't? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ÚwÚ sometime uWu way OwO hewe uWu in ;;w;; Cowiowi -At :3 a poor :33 man's ^.^ house; ^.^ he ;;w;; us'd ;;w;; me >w< kindwy. ->w< He cried to OwO me; UwU I saw ^.^ him prisoner; -OwO But xDD then Aufidius UwU was within x3 my ^.^ view, -xDD And >_> wwath o'erwhelm'd x3 my >_> pity. UwU I request xDD you -;;w;; To UwU give x3 my poor host freedom. -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< O, weww xDD begg'd! -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 the ;;w;; butchew of x3 my x3 son, ^.^ he >_> shouwd -^w^ Be fwee >_< as >_> is x3 the ^.^ wind. Deliver :3 him, ^.^ Titus. -uWu WAWTIUS. ^w^ Mawcius, :33 his :3 nyame? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ By Jupiter, >_> fowgot! -UwU I ^w^ am >_> weawy; >w< yea, x3 my ^w^ memowy >_> is xDD tiw'd. -:3 Have ^.^ we nyo winye hewe? -^w^ COMINyIUS. Go ^.^ we to UwU ouw uWu tent. -uWu The :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 youw >w< visage ^w^ dwies; UwU 'tis time -^.^ It >_> shouwd be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. >w< Come. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< X. -uWu The ÚwÚ camp of x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces - -^-^ A UwU fwouwish. ^-^ Cownyets. Entew OwO TUWWUS xDD AUFIDIUS x3 bwoody, with >w< two ow >w< thwee ^-^ sowdiews - -AUFIDIUS. uWu The :33 town >_> is :33 ta'en. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. 'Twiww be :33 dewivew'd back on ÚwÚ good UwU condition. -AUFIDIUS. OwO Condition! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :3 a Roman; fow UwU I cannot, -uWu Being :3 a Vowsce, be :3 that UwU I am. Condition? ->_> What ÚwÚ good condition ^.^ can :3 a ^w^ tweaty find -xDD I' x3 th' ÚwÚ pawt :3 that >_> is uWu at mercy? :3 Five xDD times, ^w^ Mawcius, -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fought with ÚwÚ thee; UwU so often x3 hast xDD thou xDD beat OwO me; -xDD And wouldst UwU do >_> so, UwU I >_< think, >_> shouwd ^.^ we x3 encountew -;;w;; As often >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ eat. ^-^ By x3 th' ewements, -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew again UwU I :3 meet ^.^ him ^w^ beawd to UwU beawd, -He's >_< minye ow UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ his. Mine ;;w;; emuwation ->_< Hath nyot :3 that honour OwO in't >w< it uWu had; fow :3 whewe -UwU I xDD thought to xDD cwush ^.^ him uWu in >w< an equal fowce, -;;w;; Twue xDD swowd to uWu swowd, I'll xDD potch uWu at ^.^ him x3 some :3 way, -:33 Ow >_> wwath ow cwaft OwO may get ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. He's x3 the deviw. -AUFIDIUS. :3 Bowdew, ^w^ though nyot UwU so :3 subtwe. OwO My :33 vawouw's OwO poison'd -With >w< onwy ÚwÚ suff'wing stain ^.^ by him; fow ^.^ him -Shall fwy x3 out of itself. x3 Nyow :33 sweep nor ^w^ sanctuawy, -uWu Being nyaked, :33 sick, nor ^-^ fanye nor Capitol, -uWu The >_< pwayews of priests nor times of sacrifice, -:3 Embawquements aww of ^w^ fuwy, UwU shaww lift x3 up -^-^ Theiw wotten OwO pwiviwege ÚwÚ and ;;w;; custom uWu 'gainst -OwO My ^-^ hate to ÚwÚ Mawcius. Whewe UwU I find :3 him, :3 wewe >w< it -At ^.^ home, ;;w;; upon x3 my brother's guawd, even thewe, -^w^ Against x3 the hospitable ÚwÚ canyon, ^.^ wouwd UwU I -Wash x3 my >_< fiewce uWu hand in's ;;w;; heawt. Go xDD you to x3 th' >_> city; -;;w;; Weawn >w< how UwU 'tis x3 hewd, ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 that ^w^ must -^w^ Be x3 hostages fow xDD Wome. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Will nyot xDD you >w< go? -AUFIDIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ attended uWu at x3 the cypwess grove; UwU I pray :3 you- -'Tis south x3 the UwU city >w< miwws- ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd uWu thithew -How x3 the wowwd :33 goes, :3 that to x3 the >_> pace of >w< it -UwU I OwO may ^w^ spuw on x3 my jouwnyey. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. UwU I UwU shaww, sir. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew MENENIUS, with x3 the >w< two ÚwÚ Twibunyes of x3 the >_> peopwe, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS - -MENENIUS. uWu The x3 auguwew uWu tewws ;;w;; me ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have nyews tonight. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good ow >_> bad? -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot accowding to x3 the :3 pwayew of x3 the >_> peopwe, fow ;;w;; they wuv -nyot ÚwÚ Mawcius. -:3 SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe teaches x3 beasts to ^.^ knyow uWu theiw fwiends. -MENENIUS. >_> Pway UwU you, who does x3 the OwO wowf love? -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The >w< wamb. -MENENIUS. Ay, to devour :3 him, >_< as x3 the hungwy plebeians ^.^ wouwd x3 the -x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Mawcius. -^w^ BWUTUS. He's :3 a :3 wamb :33 indeed, :3 that :33 baes ^.^ wike :3 a bear. -MENENIUS. He's :3 a UwU beaw :33 indeed, :3 that ;;w;; wives fike :3 a >w< wamb. >_> You >w< two OwO awe -;;w;; owd ÚwÚ men; tell ;;w;; me one ^.^ thing :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask OwO you. -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. xDD Weww, sir. -MENENIUS. ^w^ In >_> what OwO enyowmity >_> is Marcius poor uWu in :3 that xDD you >w< two uWu have nyot -uWu in UwU abundance? -^w^ BWUTUS. He's poor uWu in nyo one ^w^ fauwt, >_> but ^.^ stow'd with all. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Especiawwy uWu in pwide. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And topping aww ;;w;; othews uWu in boasting. -MENENIUS. This >_> is ;;w;; stwange now. Do xDD you >w< two ^.^ knyow >w< how xDD you OwO awe censured -OwO hewe uWu in x3 the city- UwU I >_> mean of >_> us ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ wight-hand fiwe? Do you? -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. Why, >w< how OwO awe ^.^ we censuw'd? -MENENIUS. >_< Because xDD you tawk of >_< pwide x3 nyow- xDD wiww xDD you nyot be ^.^ angwy? -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. xDD Weww, weww, ^w^ siw, well. -MENENIUS. Why, UwU 'tis nyo great mattew; fow :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe UwU thief of -;;w;; occasion xDD wiww rob xDD you of :3 a great deal of OwO patience. Give x3 youw -^w^ dispositions x3 the :3 weins, ÚwÚ and be angry uWu at x3 youw :33 pweasuwes- uWu at x3 the -least, >_> if xDD you OwO take >w< it >_< as :3 a :3 pweasuwe to xDD you uWu in ^.^ being :3 so. >_> You uWu bwame -Marcius fow ^.^ being ÚwÚ pwoud? -^w^ BWUTUS. We UwU do >w< it nyot ^-^ awonye, sir. -MENENIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ can UwU do xDD vewy xDD wittwe ^.^ awonye; fow x3 youw helps OwO awe -UwU many, ow >_> ewse x3 youw ;;w;; actions ^.^ wouwd gwow wondwous singwe: x3 youw -abilities OwO awe ^w^ too >_> infant-wike fow xDD doing much >_< awonye. >_> You tawk of -pwide. x3 O :3 that xDD you couwd turn x3 youw eyes toward x3 the napes of x3 youw -ÚwÚ nyecks, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> but >w< an intewiow ;;w;; suwvey of x3 youw ÚwÚ good >_< sewves! x3 O -:3 that xDD you UwU couwd! -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. >_> What >w< then, UwU siw? -MENENIUS. Why, xDD then xDD you >_> shouwd OwO discuvw :3 a ;;w;; bwace of :33 unmewiting, -:3 pwoud, viowent, testy magistwates-awias foows- >_< as xDD any uWu in xDD Wome. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Menyenyius, xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ knyown weww enough UwU too. -MENENIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown to be :3 a humorous >w< patwician, ÚwÚ and one :3 that loves -:3 a >w< cup of :3 hot winye with nyot :3 a >_< dwop of awwaying >_< Tibew in't; uWu said to -be ^-^ something ^w^ impewfect uWu in xDD favouwing x3 the xDD fiwst ^-^ compwaint, >_> hasty -ÚwÚ and UwU tindew-wike ;;w;; upon ^w^ too OwO twiviaw >w< motion; one :3 that converses ^.^ mowe -with x3 the ^.^ buttock of x3 the >w< nyight than with x3 the forehead of x3 the -xDD mownying. >_> What UwU I think UwU I utter, ÚwÚ and spend x3 my malice uWu in x3 my >_< bweath. -Meeting >w< two xDD such ;;w;; weawsmen >_< as xDD you awe- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot caww xDD you -^.^ Wycuwguses- >_> if x3 the ÚwÚ dwink xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me :33 touch x3 my palate OwO advewsewy, UwU I ->_< make :3 a crooked OwO face uWu at :3 it. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say x3 youw worships uWu have -:33 dewivew'd x3 the ;;w;; mattew weww, when UwU I find x3 the >w< ass uWu in ÚwÚ compound with -x3 the xDD majow ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw sywwabwes; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ must be :3 content to -UwU beaw with UwU those :3 that >_> say xDD you OwO awe reverend :3 gwave men, yet ;;w;; they >_< wie -deadwy :3 that tell xDD you xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ good UwU faces. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> see ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 the -^.^ map of x3 my x3 micwocosm, xDD fowwows >w< it :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown weww enough xDD too? ->_> What x3 hawm ^.^ can x3 youw x3 bisson conspectuities >_< gwean x3 out of ÚwÚ this -:3 chawactew, >_> if UwU I be ÚwÚ knyown weww enough xDD too? -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, come, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow xDD you weww enyough. -MENENIUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow :3 nyeithew uWu me, ^w^ youwsewves, nor xDD any >_> thing. >_> You OwO awe -:3 ambitious fow poor ;;w;; knyaves' caps ÚwÚ and wegs; xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ good -whowesome uWu fowenyoon uWu in hearing :3 a cause ^-^ between >w< an xDD owange-wife ÚwÚ and -:3 a UwU fosset-sewwew, ÚwÚ and xDD then rejourn x3 the controversy of thweepence -to :3 a second day of audience. x3 When xDD you OwO awe hearing :3 a ;;w;; mattew -^-^ between party ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawty, >_> if xDD you chance to be ;;w;; pinch'd with x3 the -cowic, xDD you >_< make faces ^.^ wike >_> mummews, uWu set x3 up x3 the bwoody flag -OwO against aww patience, x3 and, uWu in xDD woawing fow :3 a chamber-pot, dismiss -x3 the controversy uWu bweeding, x3 the ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ entangwed ^.^ by x3 youw ;;w;; heawing. All -x3 the uWu peace xDD you >_< make uWu in uWu theiw cause >_> is x3 cawwing both x3 the ;;w;; pawties ->_> knyaves. >_> You OwO awe :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ onyes. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you OwO awe weww ^-^ undewstood to be :3 a :33 pewfectew OwO gibew -fow x3 the tabwe than :3 a ^.^ nyecessawy bencher uWu in x3 the Capitol. -MENENIUS. Our xDD vewy priests ^w^ must :33 become >_> mockews, >_> if ;;w;; they UwU shaww -x3 encountew xDD such ^w^ widicuwous subjects >_< as xDD you x3 awe. x3 When xDD you speak -best >w< unto x3 the xDD puwpose, >w< it >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the >_< wagging of x3 youw ->w< beawds; ÚwÚ and x3 youw beards OwO desewve nyot UwU so ^.^ honyouwabwe :3 a :3 gwave >_< as to -^w^ stuff :3 a botcher's >_> cushion ow to be uWu entomb'd uWu in >w< an ass's -pack-saddwe. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you ^w^ must be :3 saying Marcius >_> is ^.^ pwoud; who, uWu in :3 a -cheap ^w^ estimation, >_> is ^.^ wowth aww x3 youw ^w^ pwedecessows xDD since ÚwÚ Deucawion; -^w^ though pewadventuwe x3 some of x3 the best of x3 'em :3 wewe heweditawy ->_< hangmen. :33 God-den to x3 youw worships. uWu Mowe of x3 youw ^w^ convewsation -^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ infect x3 my :3 bwain, ^.^ being x3 the ^-^ hewdsmen of x3 the OwO beastwy -plebeians. UwU I xDD wiww be bold to OwO take x3 my OwO weave of OwO you. -[BWUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS OwO go aside] - -Entew OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and >_> VAWEWIA - -How now, x3 my >_< as >w< faiw >_< as x3 nyobwe ladies- ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; moon, :3 wewe ^.^ she -xDD eawthwy, nyo nyobwew- :33 whithew UwU do xDD you ;;w;; fowwow x3 youw eyes UwU so fast? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. :3 Honyouwabwe ^-^ Menyenyius, x3 my ;;w;; boy Marcius :3 appwoaches; fow x3 the -wuv of >_< Junyo, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. -MENENIUS. uWu Ha! Marcius xDD coming ^w^ home? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Ay, ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and with UwU most :33 pwospewous -approbation. -MENENIUS. ^.^ Take x3 my xDD cap, Jupiter, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank thee. >_> Hoo! -Marcius xDD coming x3 home! -OwO VOWUMNyIA, VIRGILIA. Nyay, UwU 'tis true. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. x3 Wook, hewe's :3 a >_> wettew from him; x3 the >w< state hath another, -:33 his >w< wife another; ÚwÚ and UwU I think there's one uWu at ^.^ home fow OwO you. -MENENIUS. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 my xDD vewy ;;w;; house x3 weew to-night. ^-^ A >_> wettew fow me? -VIRGILIA. Yes, cewtain, there's :3 a >_> wettew fow uWu you; UwU I ^w^ saw't. -MENENIUS. ^-^ A >_> wettew fow me! ^.^ It ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me >w< an estate of ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' -health; uWu in which time UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a >_< wip uWu at x3 the physician. uWu The -UwU most suvweign prescription uWu in ÚwÚ Gawen >_> is >_> but empiwicutic x3 and, to -ÚwÚ this xDD pwesewvative, of nyo xDD bettew wepowt than :3 a xDD howse-dwench. Is ^.^ he -nyot wounded? >w< He UwU was UwU wont to come ^.^ home wounded. -VIRGILIA. >_< O, no, no, >w< nyo. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ wounded, UwU I >_> thank x3 the gods xDD fow't. -MENENIUS. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I :3 too, >_> if >w< it be nyot ^w^ too :33 much. Bwings :3 a OwO victowy uWu in -:33 his ^w^ pocket? uWu The wounds :33 become ^.^ him. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. On's brows, ^-^ Menyenyius, ^.^ he x3 comes x3 the thiwd time ^.^ home with -x3 the UwU oaken gawwand. -MENENIUS. x3 Has ^.^ he discipwin'd Aufidius ÚwÚ soundwy? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Titus :3 Wawtius >_< wwites ;;w;; they ÚwÚ fought together, >_> but Aufidius -^w^ got off. -MENENIUS. xDD And uWu 'twas time fow ^.^ him :3 too, I'll :33 wawwant ^.^ him :33 that; >w< an ^.^ he -xDD had OwO stay'd ^.^ by :3 him, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 been UwU so xDD fidius'd fow aww x3 the -uWu chests uWu in ;;w;; Cowiowi ÚwÚ and x3 the gowd ^w^ that's uWu in OwO them. Is x3 the :33 Senyate ->_< possess'd of :3 this? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ Good x3 wadies, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. Yes, :3 yes, ^w^ yes: x3 the :33 Senyate >_> has -x3 wettews from x3 the general, wherein ^.^ he ;;w;; gives x3 my >_< son x3 the whole xDD nyame -of x3 the UwU waw; ^.^ he hath uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action outdonye :33 his xDD fowmew >_< deeds -doubwy. -xDD VAWEWIA. ^w^ In troth, there's wondwous ^.^ things ^-^ spoke of ^.^ him. -MENENIUS. Wondwous! Ay, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ÚwÚ and nyot ^-^ without :33 his true -puwchasing. -VIRGILIA. uWu The gods gwant them ^-^ twue! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. True! >w< pow, waw. -MENENIUS. True! I'll be sworn ;;w;; they OwO awe true. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he wounded? -:33 [To x3 the ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES] ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wowships! Marcius >_> is xDD coming -ÚwÚ home; ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ mowe cause to be :3 pwoud. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he wounded? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. xDD I' x3 th' shoulder ÚwÚ and :33 i' x3 th' left OwO awm; there xDD wiww be large ->_> cicatwices to x3 show x3 the OwO peopwe when ^.^ he UwU shaww stand fow :33 his ;;w;; pwace. ->w< He uWu weceived uWu in x3 the x3 wepuwse of >_> Tawquin ÚwÚ seven OwO huwts :33 i' x3 th' body. -MENENIUS. x3 Onye :33 i' x3 th' x3 nyeck ÚwÚ and >w< two :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ thigh- there's >w< nyinye :3 that UwU I -:33 knyow. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< He xDD had >w< befowe ÚwÚ this >w< wast ÚwÚ expedition OwO twenty-five wounds -;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -MENENIUS. Now x3 it's ÚwÚ twenty-seven; every gash UwU was >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's x3 gwave. -:3 [A >_> shout ÚwÚ and flourish] :33 Hawk! x3 the x3 twumpets. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the ;;w;; ushews of ÚwÚ Mawcius. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ him ^.^ he xDD cawwies -noise, ÚwÚ and x3 behind ^.^ him ^.^ he >w< weaves teaws; -Death, :3 that dark ^-^ spiwit, in's nervy awm xDD doth wie, ->_< Which, ^.^ being advanc'd, declines, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; men die. - -^-^ A sennet. Twumpets UwU sound. Entew COMINIUS x3 the -x3 GENyEWAW, ÚwÚ and TITUS LARTIUS; ^-^ between ÚwÚ them, -OwO COWIOWANyUS, cwown'd with >w< an UwU oaken gawwand; with -uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu HEWAWD - -HEWAWD. Knyow, ^w^ Wome, :3 that aww awonye Marcius uWu did >w< fight -OwO Within ;;w;; Cowiowi ^.^ gates, :3 whewe ^.^ he hath >_> won, -With x3 fame, :3 a xDD nyame to :3 Caius ^-^ Mawcius; these -^w^ In honour xDD fowwows Coriolanus. -Welcome to ^w^ Wome, uWu wenyownyed Cowiowanyus! [Flourish] -uWu AWW. Welcome to ^w^ Wome, uWu wenyownyed Cowiowanyus! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. No ^.^ mowe of uWu this, >w< it does ^-^ offend x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ->_> Pway now, nyo more. -^w^ COMINyIUS. x3 Wook, ^w^ siw, x3 youw mothew! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< O, ->_> You have, UwU I knyow, ^-^ petition'd aww x3 the gods -For x3 my prosperity! >_< [Knyeews] ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Nyay, x3 my ÚwÚ good sowdiew, xDD up; -OwO My ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ wowthy Caius, ÚwÚ and -^-^ By ^-^ deed-achieving honour x3 nyewwy >_< nyam'd- ->_> What >_> is :33 it? Cowiowanyus ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ can thee? -But, >_< O, >w< thy wife! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO My >_> gwacious siwence, ^.^ haiw! -Wouldst xDD thou uWu have >_< waugh'd xDD had UwU I come OwO coffin'd ^.^ home, -:33 That :33 weep'st to >_> see ;;w;; me >w< twiumph? xDD Ah, x3 my deaw, ->w< Such eyes x3 the widows uWu in ;;w;; Cowiowi OwO weaw, -xDD And mothews :3 that ^.^ wack >w< sons. -MENENIUS. Now x3 the gods >_< cwown uWu thee! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD And ^w^ wive xDD you :33 yet? :33 [To ^-^ VAWEWIA] x3 O x3 my x3 sweet UwU wady, -pardon. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe to x3 tuwn. ->_< O, wewcome x3 home! xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, :33 Genyewaw. -xDD And ;;w;; y'awe wewcome all. -MENENIUS. ^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand welcomes. UwU I couwd xDD weep -xDD And UwU I couwd OwO waugh; UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight ÚwÚ and heavy. x3 Wewcome! -^-^ A UwU cuwse x3 begin uWu at xDD vewy ^.^ woot UwU on's >_< heawt -:33 That >_> is nyot uWu gwad to >_> see uWu thee! >_> You OwO awe >w< thwee -:33 That ÚwÚ Wome >_> shouwd >_> dote xDD on; ^w^ yet, ^.^ by x3 the :33 faith of men, -We uWu have x3 some ;;w;; owd cwab trees OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home :3 that xDD wiww nyot -^w^ Be uWu gwafted to x3 youw x3 wewish. ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; wewcome, warriors. -We caww :3 a nettle >_> but :3 a xDD nyettwe, ÚwÚ and -uWu The :33 fauwts of foows >_> but ^w^ fowwy. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^w^ Evew ÚwÚ wight. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Menyenyius ever, ever. -HEWAWD. Give uWu way thewe, ÚwÚ and OwO go :3 on. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 [To :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and mother] uWu Youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and x3 youws. -Ere uWu in UwU ouw UwU own ;;w;; house UwU I UwU do shade x3 my head, -uWu The ÚwÚ good :33 patwicians ^w^ must be uWu visited; -Fwom ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have weceiv'd nyot >w< onwy UwU gweetings, -OwO But with them change of >_< honyouws. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I uWu have >_< wived -;;w;; To >_> see inhewited x3 my xDD vewy wishes, -xDD And x3 the buiwdings of x3 my fancy; >w< onwy ->_> Thewe's one ^.^ thing wanting, which UwU I doubt nyot >_> but -Our ÚwÚ Wome xDD wiww ;;w;; cast ;;w;; upon thee. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Knyow, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, -UwU I xDD had rather be uWu theiw xDD sewvant uWu in x3 my uWu way -Than xDD sway with them uWu in theirs. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ÚwÚ On, to x3 the Capitol. -[Flourish. ^-^ Cownyets. Exeunt uWu in state, >_< as befowe] - -BRUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS come forward - -^w^ BWUTUS. All tongues speak of ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 the bleared uWu sights -^w^ Awe spectacwed to >_> see ^.^ him. uWu Youw :33 pwattwing nyuwse -^.^ Into :3 a UwU waptuwe wets her baby cwy -While ^.^ she chats him; x3 the ^-^ kitchen malkin pins -:3 Hew wichest x3 wockwam 'bout her >_< weechy neck, -^.^ Cwamb'wing x3 the OwO wawws to ^w^ eye him; ;;w;; stawws, buwks, ÚwÚ windows, -^w^ Awe smother'd up, weads :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; widges hors'd -With ^.^ vawiabwe compwexions, aww :33 agweeing -^w^ In >_> eawnyestnyess to >_> see ^.^ him. ;;w;; Sewd-shown fwamens -Do x3 pwess ^-^ among x3 the :33 popuwaw x3 thwongs ÚwÚ and puff -;;w;; To x3 win :3 a uWu vuwgaw >_> station; UwU ouw veil'd ÚwÚ dames -^-^ Commit x3 the >w< waw of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and >_< damask uWu in -^-^ Theiw nyicewy >w< gawded >_> cheeks to x3 th' >_< wanton :33 spoiw -Of x3 Phoebus' ^.^ buwnying ÚwÚ kisses. >w< Such :3 a pother, -;;w;; As >_> if :3 that ^-^ whatsoevew god who weads ^.^ him -^.^ Wewe slily x3 cwept x3 into :33 his human x3 powews, -xDD And uWu gave ^.^ him ^.^ gwacefuw posture. -:3 SICINyIUS. On x3 the ^.^ sudden -UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him consul. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Then UwU ouw ^.^ office OwO may -^w^ Duwing :33 his powew OwO go OwO sweep. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot temp'rately transport :33 his honyouws -Fwom :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 begin ÚwÚ and ^w^ end, >_> but xDD wiww ->_< Wose UwU those ^.^ he hath uWu won. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ In :3 that there's UwU comfowt. -:3 SICINyIUS. Doubt nyot -uWu The >_> commonyews, fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we x3 stand, >_> but ;;w;; they ->_> Upon uWu theiw UwU ancient malice xDD wiww x3 fowget -With x3 the least cause these :33 his x3 nyew ^w^ honyouws; which -:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give them >_< make UwU I >_< as xDD wittwe ;;w;; question -;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is OwO pwoud to >_< do't. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I heard ^.^ him x3 sweaw, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he to stand fow consul, >_< nyevew ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he -Appear :33 i' x3 th' mawket-pwace, nor on ^.^ him put -uWu The xDD nyapwess ^.^ vestuwe of humility; -Nor, :33 showing, >_< as x3 the ^w^ mannyew ;;w;; is, :33 his wounds -;;w;; To x3 th' >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ beg uWu theiw >w< stinking bweaths. -:3 SICINyIUS. 'Tis ÚwÚ wight. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It UwU was :33 his OwO wowd. >_< O, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; miss >w< it rather -Than carry >w< it >_> but ^.^ by x3 the >_> suit of x3 the ÚwÚ gentwy to ^.^ him -xDD And x3 the ^.^ desiwe of x3 the >_> nyobwes. -:3 SICINyIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish nyo xDD bettew -Than uWu have ^.^ him howd :3 that xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and to put >w< it -^w^ In xDD execution. -^w^ BWUTUS. 'Tis UwU most ^.^ wike ^.^ he :33 wiww. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be to ^.^ him xDD then >_< as UwU ouw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wiwws: -^-^ A >_< suwe ^.^ destwuction. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ So >w< it ^w^ must faww x3 out -;;w;; To ^.^ him ow UwU ouw authorities. For >w< an ^w^ end, -We ^w^ must ^.^ suggest x3 the OwO peopwe uWu in >_> what >_< hatwed ->w< He still hath hewd OwO them; :3 that to's powew ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -:3 Have UwU made them x3 muwes, silenc'd uWu theiw UwU pweadews, ÚwÚ and -Dispropertied uWu theiw UwU fweedoms; uWu howding them -^w^ In human uWu action ÚwÚ and ;;w;; capacity -Of nyo ^.^ mowe :3 souw nor ^.^ fitnyess fow x3 the wowwd -Than camels uWu in uWu theiw waw, who uWu have uWu theiw pwovand -Onwy fow :33 beawing ^-^ buwdens, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sowe ^w^ bwows -For sinking :33 undew OwO them. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< This, >_< as xDD you say, uWu suggested -At x3 some time when :33 his soaring :3 insowence -Shall :33 touch x3 the ^w^ peopwe- which time UwU shaww nyot >w< want, -;;w;; If ^.^ he be put x3 upon't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's >_< as ^w^ easy -;;w;; As to uWu set ^.^ dogs on sheep- xDD wiww be :33 his fire -;;w;; To ÚwÚ kindwe uWu theiw xDD dwy :33 stubbwe; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw bwaze -Shall dawken ^.^ him fow ever. - -Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW - -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -x3 MESSENGEW. >_> You OwO awe sent fow to x3 the Capitol. 'Tis xDD thought -:33 That Marcius UwU shaww be consul. -UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the UwU dumb ;;w;; men :33 thwong to >_> see ^.^ him ÚwÚ and -uWu The ^w^ bwind to hear ^.^ him speak; matrons UwU fwung gloves, -Wadies ÚwÚ and ^w^ maids uWu theiw ^.^ scawfs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ handkewchews, ->_> Upon ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he x3 pass'd; x3 the nyobwes bended -;;w;; As to Juv's statue, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< commons UwU made -^-^ A shower ÚwÚ and >_> thundew with uWu theiw caps ÚwÚ and ^.^ shouts. -UwU I >_< nyevew saw x3 the >_> wike. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Wet's to x3 the Capitol, -xDD And carry with >_> us OwO eaws ÚwÚ and eyes fow x3 th' time, -OwO But heawts fow x3 the UwU event. -:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have with OwO you. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. uWu The Capitow - -Entew >w< two ^w^ OFFICEWS, to uWu way :33 cushions, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu in x3 the Capitow - -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. ^.^ Come, come, ;;w;; they OwO awe almost hewe. How UwU many stand fow -;;w;; consuwships? -^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. Three, ;;w;; they say; >_> but UwU 'tis xDD thought of every one -Cowiowanyus xDD wiww carry :3 it. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. >w< That's :3 a >_< bwave fellow; >_> but uWu he's UwU vengeance OwO pwoud ÚwÚ and -loves nyot x3 the ^w^ common ^-^ peopwe. -^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. Faith, there uWu have :33 been UwU many great ;;w;; men :3 that uWu have -flatter'd x3 the >_> peopwe, who ^w^ nye'ew xDD wuvd OwO them; ÚwÚ and there be UwU many -:3 that ;;w;; they uWu have loved, ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot ÚwÚ whewefowe; UwU so :3 that, >_> if ;;w;; they -wuv ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, ;;w;; they ^-^ hate ;;w;; upon nyo xDD bettew :3 a :33 gwound. ->_< Thewefowe, fow Cowiowanyus :3 nyeithew to :3 cawe >w< whethew ;;w;; they wuv ow -^-^ hate ^.^ him manifests x3 the true >_< knyowwedge ^.^ he >_> has uWu in uWu theiw -uWu disposition, ÚwÚ and x3 out of :33 his x3 nyobwe uWu cawewessnyess wets them x3 pwainwy -;;w;; see't. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu did nyot :3 cawe >w< whethew ^.^ he xDD had uWu theiw wuv ow no, -^.^ he ^-^ waved xDD indiffewentwy 'twixt xDD doing them :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ good nor harm; ->_> but ^.^ he >_> seeks uWu theiw ^-^ hate with :33 gweatew xDD devotion than ;;w;; they ^.^ can -render >w< it :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< weaves >_< nyothing ÚwÚ undonye :3 that OwO may fuwwy OwO discuvw -^.^ him uWu theiw UwU opposite. Now to xDD seem to affect x3 the malice ÚwÚ and ->_< dispweasuwe of x3 the OwO peopwe >_> is >_< as :33 bad >_< as :3 that which ^.^ he dislikes- to -flatter them fow uWu theiw love. -^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. >w< He hath deserved ^-^ wowthiwy of :33 his country; ÚwÚ and :33 his -OwO ascent >_> is nyot ^.^ by xDD such ^w^ easy >_> degwees >_< as UwU those who, xDD having :33 been -supple ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous to x3 the >_> peopwe, ^w^ bonnyeted, ^-^ without xDD any further -^.^ deed to uWu have them uWu at all, x3 into uWu theiw estimation ÚwÚ and >w< wepowt; >_> but -^.^ he hath UwU so ^-^ pwanted :33 his honyouws uWu in uWu theiw eyes ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; actions uWu in -uWu theiw heawts :3 that fow uWu theiw tongues to be silent ÚwÚ and nyot x3 confess -UwU so much :3 wewe :3 a uWu kind of UwU ingwatefuw UwU injuwy; to wepowt ^-^ othewwise -:3 wewe :3 a malice :3 that, ^.^ giving itsewf x3 the wie, ^.^ wouwd pluck >_< wepwoof -ÚwÚ and ^.^ webuke from every caw :3 that heard :3 it. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. No ^.^ mowe of him; uWu he's :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy man. ^-^ Make :3 way, ;;w;; they -OwO awe :3 coming. - -^-^ A sennet. Entew x3 the PATWICIANS ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ TWIBUNyES -ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE xDD PEOPWE, ^-^ WICTOWS >w< befowe OwO them; OwO COWIOWANyUS, -MENENIUS, COMINIUS x3 the ^.^ Consuw. x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and -BRUTUS OwO take uWu theiw pwaces ^.^ by x3 themsewves. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS >w< stands - -MENENIUS. >_> Having ;;w;; detewmin'd of x3 the ^w^ Vowsces, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; To >_> send fow Titus xDD Wawtius, >w< it >_< wemains, -;;w;; As x3 the :33 main :33 point of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw aftew-meeting, -;;w;; To UwU gwatify :33 his x3 nyobwe OwO sewvice :3 that ->_< Hath OwO thus :33 stood fow :33 his country. Therefore uWu pwease UwU you, -:3 Most reverend ÚwÚ and :3 gwave ewdews, to ^.^ desiwe -uWu The xDD pwesent xDD consuw ÚwÚ and >w< wast general -^w^ In UwU ouw weww-found successes to wepowt -^-^ A xDD wittwe of :3 that ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ wowk pewfowm'd -^-^ By :3 Caius Marcius Coriolanus; ÚwÚ whom -We >w< met OwO hewe both to >_> thank ÚwÚ and to remember -With honyouws ^.^ wike himself. [CORIOLANUS sits] -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ good Cominyius. -Weave >_< nyothing x3 out fow ÚwÚ wength, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> us think -Rather UwU ouw >_< state's ÚwÚ defective fow wequitaw -Than ^.^ we to stretch >w< it OwO out. Mastews ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> peopwe, -We UwU do request x3 youw x3 kindest ears; x3 and, after, -uWu Youw >w< woving >_> motion toward x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; body, -;;w;; To yield >_> what ^-^ passes hewe. -:3 SICINyIUS. We OwO awe :3 convented ->_> Upon :3 a pweasing >_< tweaty, ÚwÚ and uWu have heawts ->_< Incwinyabwe to honour ÚwÚ and advance -uWu The :33 theme of UwU ouw ^w^ assembwy. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Which x3 the rather -We UwU shaww be uWu bwess'd to UwU do, >_> if ^.^ he remember -^-^ A kinder value of x3 the OwO peopwe than ->w< He hath hereto x3 pwiz'd them at. -MENENIUS. >w< That's ^w^ off, ^w^ that's :33 off; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you rather xDD had :33 been ^-^ siwent. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you -;;w;; To hear Cominyius x3 speak? -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Most >_< wiwwingwy. -OwO But yet x3 my ^w^ caution UwU was ^.^ mowe pertinent -Than x3 the ^.^ webuke xDD you UwU give :3 it. -MENENIUS. >w< He loves x3 youw xDD peopwe; -OwO But :33 tie ^.^ him nyot to be uWu theiw uWu bedfewwow. -Wowthy Cominyius, >_< speak. -[CORIOLANUS wises, ÚwÚ and x3 offews to OwO go away] -Nyay, >_< keep x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Sit, Cowiowanyus, >_< nyevew ^-^ shame to hear ->_> What xDD you uWu have ;;w;; nyobwy ^-^ donye. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Youw >w< Honyouws' pardon. -UwU I xDD had rather uWu have x3 my wounds to heal again -Than hear >_> say >w< how UwU I ^w^ got OwO them. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU hope -OwO My wowds disbench'd xDD you not. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, siw; yet :3 oft, -x3 When ^w^ bwows uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me ;;w;; stay, UwU I ^w^ fwed from ÚwÚ wowds. ->_> You sooth'd >_> nyot, >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ huwt not. OwO But x3 youw >_> peopwe, -UwU I wuv them >_< as ;;w;; they :33 weigh- -MENENIUS. >_> Pway now, sit down. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have one x3 scwatch x3 my >_> head :33 i' x3 th' sun -x3 When x3 the OwO awawum :3 wewe >w< stwuck than idly sit -;;w;; To hear x3 my xDD nyothings monstew'd. uWu Exit -MENENIUS. Mastews of x3 the >_> peopwe, -uWu Youw multiplying >w< spawn >w< how ^.^ can ^.^ he fwattew- ->w< That's thousand to one ÚwÚ good UwU onye- when xDD you nyow >_> see ->w< He xDD had rather venture aww :33 his x3 wimbs fow honour -Than one UwU on's OwO eaws to hear :33 it? Proceed, Cominyius. -^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ wack voice; x3 the >_< deeds of Cowiowanyus -Should nyot be OwO uttew'd ^.^ feebwy. ^.^ It >_> is hewd -:33 That valour >_> is x3 the ^.^ chiefest viwtue ÚwÚ and -:3 Most dignyifies x3 the OwO havew. ;;w;; If >w< it be, -uWu The x3 man UwU I speak of ;;w;; cannyot uWu in x3 the wowwd -^w^ Be OwO singwy xDD countewpois'd. At :33 sixteen years, -x3 When >_> Tawquin UwU made :3 a >_> head fow ^w^ Wome, ^.^ he ÚwÚ fought -^.^ Beyond x3 the mark of :3 othews; UwU ouw xDD then ;;w;; Dictatow, -;;w;; Whom with aww praise UwU I :33 point :3 at, saw ^.^ him >w< fight -x3 When with :33 his Amazonian ^w^ chin ^.^ he >_< dwuv -uWu The bwistwed lips >w< befowe him; ^.^ he ^w^ bestwid -^-^ An o'ewpwess'd Roman ÚwÚ and :33 i' x3 th' consul's x3 view -Swew >w< thwee xDD opposews; x3 Tawquin's self ^.^ he :3 met, -xDD And >w< stwuck ^.^ him on :33 his uWu knyee. ^w^ In :3 that day's x3 feats, -x3 When ^.^ he ^w^ might ;;w;; act x3 the OwO woman uWu in x3 the :33 scenye, ->w< He ^.^ pwov'd best x3 man :33 i' x3 th' >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and fow :33 his >_> meed -Was bwow-bound with x3 the ^-^ oak. ÚwÚ His ^w^ pupiw age -Man-ent'wed thus, ^.^ he ÚwÚ waxed ^.^ wike :3 a :33 sea, -xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< bwunt of seventeen :3 battwes xDD since ->w< He :33 wuwch'd aww :33 swowds of x3 the gawwand. For ÚwÚ this last, -^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ and uWu in Corioli, wet ;;w;; me >_> say -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak ^.^ him >_> home. >w< He ;;w;; stopp'd x3 the ^-^ fwiews, -xDD And ^.^ by :33 his OwO wawe ^w^ exampwe UwU made x3 the x3 cowawd -Tuwn tewwow x3 into >_< spowt; >_< as UwU weeds >w< befowe -^-^ A vessel :33 undew sail, UwU so ;;w;; men obey'd -xDD And UwU feww bewow :33 his ^-^ stem. ÚwÚ His uWu swowd, ^w^ death's stamp, -Whewe >w< it uWu did >_> mawk, >w< it UwU took; from OwO face to :33 foot ->w< He UwU was :3 a ^.^ thing of bwood, x3 whose every >_> motion -Was tim'd with dying ^w^ cwies. uWu Awonye ^.^ he ^w^ ent'wed -uWu The >w< mowtaw uWu gate of x3 th' city, which ^.^ he painted -With OwO shunwess ^w^ destiny; ^-^ aidwess ^-^ came ^w^ off, -xDD And with :3 a ^.^ sudden we-enfowcement >w< stwuck -;;w;; Cowiowi ^.^ wike :3 a xDD pwanyet. Now aww's ÚwÚ his. -x3 When ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the OwO din of >w< waw OwO 'gan xDD piewce -ÚwÚ His ready sense, xDD then ^w^ stwaight :33 his doubled ^w^ spiwit -Re-quick'ned >_> what uWu in >w< fwesh UwU was ^w^ fatigate, -xDD And to x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ came he; :3 whewe ^.^ he uWu did -OwO Wun weeking ^-^ o'ew x3 the ;;w;; wives of men, >_< as >_> if -uWu 'Twewe :3 a pewpetuaw spoiw; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww ^.^ we ^w^ caww'd -UwU Both field ÚwÚ and UwU city ouws ^.^ he >_< nyevew :33 stood -;;w;; To ^w^ ease :33 his breast with ^w^ panting. -MENENIUS. Wowthy ;;w;; man! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot >_> but with UwU measuwe ;;w;; fit x3 the honyouws ->_< Which ^.^ we >w< devise ^.^ him. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Our UwU spoiws ^.^ he kick'd :3 at, -xDD And >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ things >_< pwecious >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe -uWu The ^w^ common muck of x3 the wowwd. >w< He ^w^ cuvts less -Than misery itsewf ^.^ wouwd give, rewards -ÚwÚ His >_< deeds with xDD doing ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_> is :3 content -;;w;; To spend x3 the time to >w< end :3 it. -MENENIUS. He's >w< wight noble; -Let ^.^ him be ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; fow. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Caww Coriolanus. -:3 OFFICEW. >w< He xDD doth :3 appeaw. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS - -MENENIUS. uWu The >_< Senyate, Cowiowanyus, OwO awe weww pleas'd -;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee consul. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I UwU do >_> owe them still -OwO My >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^w^ sewvices. -MENENIUS. ^.^ It xDD then remains -:33 That xDD you UwU do speak to x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you -Let ;;w;; me ;;w;; o'ewweap :3 that OwO custom; fow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ->_> Put on x3 the x3 gown, stand nyaked, ÚwÚ and entweat them -For x3 my uWu wounds' ÚwÚ sake to UwU give uWu theiw suffwage. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you -:33 That UwU I OwO may pass ÚwÚ this doing. -:3 SICINyIUS. UwU Siw, x3 the OwO peopwe -:3 Must uWu have uWu theiw UwU voices; :3 nyeithew xDD wiww ;;w;; they uWu bate -x3 Onye jot of :3 cewemony. -MENENIUS. >_> Put them nyot to't. ->_> Pway xDD you OwO go ;;w;; fit xDD you to x3 the ^-^ custom, ÚwÚ and -^.^ Take to UwU you, >_< as x3 youw ^w^ pwedecessows have, -uWu Youw honour with x3 youw fowm. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ pawt -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww bwush uWu in uWu acting, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might weww -^w^ Be :33 taken from x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Mawk xDD you ^-^ that? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; To bwag >w< unto them ;;w;; 'Thus UwU I ^-^ did, ÚwÚ and :3 thus!' -uWu Show them x3 th' unaching xDD scaws which UwU I >_> shouwd hide, -;;w;; As >_> if UwU I xDD had weceiv'd them fow x3 the uWu hiwe -Of uWu theiw UwU bweath onwy! -MENENIUS. Do nyot stand :33 upon't. -We >_< wecommend to UwU you, ÚwÚ Twibunyes of x3 the People, -Our OwO puwpose to OwO them; ÚwÚ and to UwU ouw x3 nyobwe xDD consuw -^-^ Wish ^.^ we aww joy ÚwÚ and honyouw. -OwO SENyATOWS. ;;w;; To Cowiowanyus come aww joy ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyouw! -[Flourish. ^-^ Cownyets. UwU Then UwU exeunt aww ->_> but x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS] -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You >_> see >w< how ^.^ he ^-^ intends to use x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ May ;;w;; they UwU pewceive's :33 intent! >w< He xDD wiww xDD wequiwe them -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he uWu did contemn >_> what ^.^ he uWu wequested -Should be uWu in them to give. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, we'll infowm them -Of UwU ouw proceedings hewe. On x3 th' >_> mawket-pwace -UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they UwU do >_< attend >_> us. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -xDD Wome. uWu The ^w^ Fowum - -Entew ÚwÚ seven ow eight :3 citizens - -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Once, >_> if ^.^ he UwU do xDD wequiwe UwU ouw UwU voices, ^.^ we ought nyot to -UwU deny ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. We may, ^w^ siw, >_> if ^.^ we :33 wiww. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. We uWu have powew uWu in ouwsewves to UwU do :33 it, >_> but >w< it >_> is :3 a -powew :3 that ^.^ we uWu have nyo powew to do; fow >_> if ^.^ he x3 show >_> us :33 his wounds -ÚwÚ and tell >_> us :33 his uWu deeds, ^.^ we OwO awe to put UwU ouw tongues x3 into UwU those -wounds ÚwÚ and speak fow OwO them; >_> so, >_> if ^.^ he tell >_> us :33 his x3 nyobwe uWu deeds, ^.^ we -^w^ must awso tell ^.^ him UwU ouw x3 nyobwe >w< acceptance of OwO them. :3 Ingwatitude >_> is -monstrous, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the ^.^ muwtitude to be UwU ingwatefuw :3 wewe to >_< make :3 a -monstew of x3 the muwtitude; of x3 the which ^.^ we ^.^ being members >_> shouwd -;;w;; bwing ouwsewves to be monstwous UwU membews. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And to >_< make >_> us nyo xDD bettew xDD thought :33 of, :3 a xDD wittwe OwO hewp -xDD wiww serve; fow >_> once ^.^ we :33 stood x3 up about x3 the corn, ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^.^ stuck -nyot to caww >_> us x3 the ÚwÚ many-headed xDD muwtitude. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. We uWu have :33 been ^w^ caww'd UwU so of UwU many; nyot :3 that UwU ouw heads -OwO awe x3 some brown, x3 some black, x3 some :3 abwam, x3 some bald, >_> but :3 that UwU ouw -:33 wits OwO awe UwU so divewsewy colour'd; ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy UwU I think >_> if aww UwU ouw :33 wits -:3 wewe to x3 issue x3 out of one >w< skuww, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd fwy OwO east, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, -:3 south, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >_< consent of one direct uWu way >_> shouwd be uWu at >_> once to -aww x3 the x3 points ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU compass. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Think xDD you so? >_< Which uWu way UwU do xDD you OwO judge x3 my wit ^.^ wouwd ->w< fwy? -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyay, x3 youw wit xDD wiww nyot UwU so >w< soon x3 out >_< as anyothew :33 man's -;;w;; wiww- UwU 'tis >_< stwongwy >_< wedg'd x3 up uWu in :3 a block-head; >_> but >_> if >w< it :3 wewe uWu at -^w^ wibewty ^w^ 'twouwd >_< suwe ^w^ southwawd. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Why :3 that >w< way? -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; To wose itsewf uWu in :3 a OwO fog; :3 whewe ^.^ being >w< thwee parts -mewted OwO away with wotten dews, x3 the :3 fouwth ^.^ wouwd ^-^ wetuwn fow -conscience' ^w^ sake, to OwO hewp to get uWu thee :3 a x3 wife. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. YOU OwO awe >_< nyevew ^-^ without x3 youw UwU twicks; xDD you may, xDD you -may. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Awe xDD you aww :3 wesowv'd to UwU give x3 youw ÚwÚ voices? OwO But ^w^ that's -nyo >w< mattew, x3 the :33 gweatew ÚwÚ pawt xDD cawwies :3 it. UwU I say, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -incline to x3 the >_> peopwe, there UwU was >_< nyevew :3 a wowthiew man. - -Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ gown of humility, -with >_< MENyENyIUS - -:3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ gown of humiwity. >_> Mawk :33 his behaviouw. -We OwO awe nyot to xDD stay aww together, >_> but to come ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 whewe ^.^ he -stands, ^.^ by onyes, ^.^ by :3 twos, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by OwO thwees. He's to >_< make :33 his -uWu wequests ^.^ by particulars, wherein every one of >_> us >_> has :3 a :3 singwe -honyouw, uWu in ^.^ giving ^.^ him UwU ouw UwU own ^w^ voices with UwU ouw UwU own UwU tongues; ->_< thewefowe ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll direct xDD you >w< how xDD you UwU shaww OwO go ^.^ by ^.^ him. -uWu AWW. Content, OwO content. Exeunt :3 citizens -MENENIUS. x3 O ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe nyot right; uWu have xDD you nyot ÚwÚ knyown -uWu The x3 wowthiest ;;w;; men uWu have donye't? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ say? -ÚwÚ 'I pray, sir'- Pwague ÚwÚ upon't! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; bwing -OwO My >_> tongue to xDD such :3 a x3 pace. :33 'Wook, ^w^ siw, x3 my wounds -UwU I ^w^ got them uWu in x3 my >_> countwy's sewvice, when -;;w;; Some xDD cewtain of x3 youw >_< bwethwen >w< woaw'd ÚwÚ and wan -Fwom x3 th' noise of UwU ouw UwU own dwums.' -MENENIUS. x3 O uWu me, x3 the ^-^ gods! ->_> You ^w^ must nyot speak of x3 that. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ desiwe them -;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon me? Hang OwO 'em! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd x3 fowget uWu me, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu viwtues ->_< Which UwU ouw x3 divinyes wose ^.^ by ^.^ 'em. -MENENIUS. You'll >_> maw all. -I'll OwO weave OwO you. >_> Pway xDD you speak to 'em, UwU I pray UwU you, -^w^ In whowesome ^-^ mannyew. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew >w< thwee of x3 the :3 citizens - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 Bid them >_< wash uWu theiw faces -xDD And >_< keep uWu theiw teeth cwean. So, OwO hewe x3 comes :3 a ;;w;; bwace. ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the >_< cause, ^w^ siw, of x3 my >_< standing hewe. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. We UwU do, siw; tell >_> us >_> what hath ^.^ bwought xDD you to't. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Mine UwU own desert. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Youw UwU own xDD desewt? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Ay, nyot >_< minye UwU own desiwe. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. How, nyot x3 youw UwU own desiwe? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, uWu 'twas >_< nyevew x3 my ^.^ desiwe yet to >_> twoubwe x3 the poor -with :3 begging. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. YOU ^w^ MUST >_< think, >_> if ^.^ we UwU give xDD you anything, ^.^ we UwU hope to -^.^ gain ^.^ by OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Weww >w< then, UwU I pray, x3 youw pwice ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ consuwship? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The pwice >_> is to ^w^ ask >w< it >w< kindwy. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Kindwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray wet ;;w;; me OwO ha't. UwU I uWu have wounds to x3 show -UwU you, which UwU shaww be >_> youws uWu in >_> pwivate. uWu Youw ÚwÚ good voice, siw; >_> what ->_> say you? -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You UwU shaww UwU ha' :33 it, ÚwÚ wowthy sir. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A ;;w;; match, sir. >_> Thewe's uWu in aww >w< two ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ voices ^.^ begg'd. -UwU I uWu have x3 youw UwU awms. uWu Adieu. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ something odd. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ An >w< 'twewe to UwU give ^w^ again- >_> but UwU 'tis nyo :3 mattew. -Exeunt x3 the >w< thwee :3 citizens - -^.^ We-entew >w< two othew :3 citizens - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Pway xDD you now, >_> if >w< it OwO may stand with x3 the tune of x3 youw -^w^ voices :3 that UwU I OwO may be consul, UwU I uWu have OwO hewe x3 the >_< customawy xDD gown. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You uWu have deserved ;;w;; nyobwy of x3 youw country, ÚwÚ and xDD you -uWu have nyot deserved nyobwy. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Youw uWu enyigma? -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You uWu have :33 been :3 a scourge to her enyemies; xDD you uWu have -:33 been :3 a wod to her fwiends. >_> You uWu have nyot ÚwÚ indeed xDD wuvd x3 the ^w^ common -^-^ peopwe. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> You >_> shouwd :33 account ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ mowe virtuous, :3 that UwU I uWu have -nyot :33 been ^w^ common uWu in x3 my love. UwU I :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, flatter x3 my sworn -brother, x3 the >_> peopwe, to eawn :3 a ÚwÚ deawew estimation of OwO them; UwU 'tis :3 a -condition ;;w;; they :33 account gentle; ÚwÚ and xDD since x3 the ^.^ wisdom of uWu theiw -UwU choice >_> is rather to uWu have x3 my ^w^ hat than x3 my uWu heawt, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pwactise -x3 the >_< insinyuating nod ÚwÚ and be x3 off to them UwU most counterfeitly. :33 That -;;w;; is, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww OwO countewfeit x3 the ^w^ bewitchment of x3 some :33 popuwaw x3 man -ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it >_> bountifuw to x3 the xDD desiwews. >_< Thewefowe, :33 beseech xDD you UwU I -OwO may be consul. -x3 FIFTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. We UwU hope to find xDD you UwU ouw fwiend; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU give -xDD you UwU ouw ^w^ voices heawtiwy. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You uWu have uWu weceived UwU many wounds fow x3 youw country. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU seaw x3 youw >_< knyowwedge with ^.^ showing OwO them. UwU I -xDD wiww >_< make much of x3 youw UwU voices, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. -x3 BOTH >_> CITIZENS. uWu The gods UwU give xDD you joy, ^w^ siw, heawtiwy! -Exeunt :3 citizens -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Most x3 sweet ^.^ voices! -uWu Bettew >w< it >_> is to >_> die, xDD bettew to starve, -Than ^w^ cwave x3 the uWu hiwe which xDD fiwst ^.^ we UwU do deserve. -Why uWu in ÚwÚ this wolvish uWu toge >_> shouwd UwU I stand OwO hewe -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg of uWu Hob ÚwÚ and UwU Dick :3 that UwU do appeaw -^-^ Theiw >_> nyeedwess >w< vouches? x3 Custom ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me to't. ->_> What ;;w;; custom wiwws, uWu in aww ^.^ things >_> shouwd ^.^ we ;;w;; do't, -uWu The x3 dust on >w< antique time ^.^ wouwd >_< wie ^-^ unswept, -xDD And ;;w;; mountainyous ewwow be ^w^ too ;;w;; highwy ^w^ heap'd -For uWu twuth to ÚwÚ o'ewpeew. Rather than >w< foow >w< it >_> so, -Let x3 the xDD high ^.^ office ÚwÚ and x3 the honour OwO go -;;w;; To one :3 that ^.^ wouwd UwU do OwO thus. UwU I ^w^ am half :33 thwough: -uWu The one ÚwÚ pawt suffewed, x3 the othew xDD wiww UwU I xDD do. - -^.^ We-entew >w< thwee :3 citizens ^.^ mowe - -:3 Hewe come ^-^ moe ^-^ voices. -uWu Youw ^-^ voices. For x3 youw ^w^ voices UwU I uWu have ^w^ fought; -xDD Watch'd fow x3 youw UwU voices; fow x3 youw ^w^ voices UwU beaw -Of wounds >w< two ^.^ dozen xDD odd; :3 battwes thrice six -UwU I uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and heard OwO of; fow x3 youw ^w^ voices uWu have -Done UwU many :3 things, x3 some UwU wess, x3 some more. uWu Youw ÚwÚ voices? ->w< Indeed, UwU I ^.^ wouwd be consul. -UwU SIXTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He >_> has donye nobly, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot OwO go ^-^ without xDD any xDD honyest -:33 man's voice. ->w< SEVENTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Therefore wet ^.^ him be consul. uWu The gods UwU give ^.^ him -joy, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend to x3 the >_> peopwe! -uWu AWW. >_> Amen, amen. ^w^ God :3 save ÚwÚ thee, x3 nyobwe ^-^ consuw! -Exeunt :3 citizens -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Wowthy ^.^ voices! - -^.^ We-entew >_< MENyENyIUS with BRUTUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS - -MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have :33 stood x3 youw OwO wimitation, ÚwÚ and x3 the tribunes -;;w;; Endue xDD you with x3 the people's voice. ÚwÚ Wemains -^.^ That, uWu in x3 th' ;;w;; officiaw >w< mawks ^w^ invested, xDD you -^-^ Anyon UwU do :3 meet x3 the Senyate. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Is ÚwÚ this done? -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The ;;w;; custom of request xDD you uWu have discharg'd. -uWu The OwO peopwe UwU do ^w^ admit UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO awe summon'd -;;w;; To :3 meet ^-^ anyon, ;;w;; upon x3 youw approbation. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Whewe? At x3 the :33 Senyate House? -:3 SICINyIUS. There, Coriolanus. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ May UwU I change these garments? -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> You may, sir. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 That I'll ^w^ stwaight UwU do, x3 and, x3 knyowing mysewf OwO again, ->w< Wepaiw to x3 th' :33 Senyate ^.^ House. -MENENIUS. I'll >_< keep xDD you UwU company. Will xDD you OwO awong? -^w^ BWUTUS. We xDD stay OwO hewe fow x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyENyIUS ->w< He >_> has >w< it >_< nyow; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 his :33 wooks uWu methinks -'Tis wawm UwU at's ;;w;; heawt. -^w^ BWUTUS. With :3 a OwO pwoud >_< heawt ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe -ÚwÚ His humble weeds. Will xDD you dismiss x3 the people? - -^.^ We-entew :3 citizens - -:3 SICINyIUS. How now, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! :3 Have xDD you ^-^ chose ÚwÚ this man? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He >_> has UwU ouw UwU voices, sir. -^w^ BWUTUS. We pray x3 the gods ^.^ he OwO may OwO desewve x3 youw :3 wuvs. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> Amen, sir. ;;w;; To x3 my poor >_< unwowthy nyotice, ->w< He mock'd >_> us when ^.^ he begg'd UwU ouw ^-^ voices. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Cewtainwy; ->w< He ^-^ fwouted >_> us :33 downwight. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis :33 his uWu kind of speech- ^.^ he uWu did nyot ÚwÚ mock >_> us. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ÚwÚ Nyot one amongst us, :3 save yourself, >_> but ;;w;; says ->w< He ;;w;; us'd >_> us :33 scownfuwwy. >w< He >_> shouwd uWu have ^w^ show'd >_> us -ÚwÚ His >w< mawks of uWu mewit, wounds weceiv'd for's country. -:3 SICINyIUS. Why, UwU so ^.^ he ^-^ did, UwU I ^w^ am >_> suwe. -uWu AWW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; nyo x3 man saw ^.^ 'em. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He uWu said ^.^ he xDD had wounds which ^.^ he couwd x3 show uWu in -pwivate, -xDD And with :33 his hat, OwO thus ^.^ waving >w< it uWu in ^.^ scown, -ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd be >w< consuw,' ;;w;; says he; 'aged ;;w;; custom -OwO But ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ voices xDD wiww nyot UwU so >_< pewmit OwO me; -uWu Youw ^w^ voices x3 thewefowe.' x3 When ^.^ we >_> gwanted :3 that, -:3 Hewe UwU was ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ^-^ voices. ^-^ Thank UwU you, -uWu Youw UwU most x3 sweet ^-^ voices. Now xDD you uWu have left x3 youw UwU voices, -UwU I uWu have nyo further with >w< you.' Was nyot ÚwÚ this mockewy? -:3 SICINyIUS. Why xDD eithew :3 wewe xDD you ÚwÚ ignyowant to ^.^ see't, -:3 Ow, ^-^ seeing :33 it, of xDD such chiwdish fwiendwinyess -;;w;; To yield x3 youw ÚwÚ voices? -^w^ BWUTUS. Could xDD you nyot uWu have told uWu him- -;;w;; As xDD you :3 wewe UwU wesson'd- when ^.^ he xDD had nyo powew -OwO But UwU was :3 a petty xDD sewvant to x3 the state, ->w< He UwU was x3 youw enemy; OwO evew x3 spake OwO against -uWu Youw ;;w;; wibewties ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; chawtews :3 that xDD you UwU beaw -xDD I' x3 th' >w< body of x3 the ÚwÚ weaw; ÚwÚ and now, ^.^ awwiving -^-^ A :33 pwace of uWu potency ÚwÚ and xDD sway ^.^ o' x3 th' state, -;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd still >w< mawignyantwy wemain -xDD Fast foe to x3 th' ÚwÚ pwebeii, x3 youw ^w^ voices ^w^ might -^w^ Be cuwses to >w< youwsewves? >_> You >_> shouwd uWu have uWu said -:33 That >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ wowthy >_< deeds uWu did >_< cwaim nyo less -Than >_> what ^.^ he :33 stood for, UwU so :33 his >_> gwacious ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Wouwd think ;;w;; upon xDD you fow x3 youw UwU voices, ÚwÚ and -Translate :33 his malice uWu towawds xDD you x3 into xDD wuv, -^w^ Standing x3 youw xDD fwiendwy OwO wowd. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Thus to uWu have said, -;;w;; As xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; fowe-advis'd, xDD had touch'd :33 his ^w^ spiwit -xDD And ;;w;; twied :33 his inclination; from ^.^ him ^w^ pwuck'd -^-^ Eithew :33 his >_> gwacious ;;w;; pwomise, which xDD you xDD might, -;;w;; As cause xDD had ^w^ caww'd xDD you up, uWu have hewd ^.^ him >w< to; -:33 Ow >_> ewse >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have gall'd :33 his uWu suwwy nyatuwe, ->_< Which easily endures nyot uWu awticwe -uWu Tying ^.^ him to ^.^ aught. So, ^.^ putting ^.^ him to rage, ->_> You >_> shouwd uWu have >_> ta'en x3 th' ^w^ advantage of :33 his ^.^ chowew -xDD And :33 pass'd ^.^ him x3 unyewected. -^w^ BWUTUS. Did xDD you >_> pewceive ->w< He uWu did sowicit xDD you uWu in fwee x3 contempt -x3 When ^.^ he uWu did >_< nyeed x3 youw loves; ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD you think -:33 That :33 his x3 contempt UwU shaww nyot be >_< bwuising to xDD you -x3 When ^.^ he hath powew to crush? Why, xDD had x3 youw >_< bodies -No >_< heawt ^-^ among you? :33 Ow xDD had xDD you tongues to cwy -^w^ Against x3 the wectowship of ÚwÚ judgment? -:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have xDD you -Ere nyow >w< denyied x3 the asker, ÚwÚ and nyow OwO again, -Of ^.^ him :3 that uWu did nyot ^w^ ask >_> but >w< mock, bestow -uWu Youw xDD su'd-fow tongues? -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. He's nyot uWu confiwm'd: ^.^ we OwO may UwU deny ^.^ him >_> yet. -^w^ SECOND >_> CITIZENS. xDD And xDD wiww UwU deny him; -I'll uWu have five :3 hundwed ^w^ voices of :3 that UwU sound. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I twice five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ fwiends to ^.^ piece -^.^ 'em. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get xDD you >w< hence instantly, ÚwÚ and tell UwU those ^w^ fwiends -^-^ They uWu have ^-^ chose :3 a xDD consuw :3 that xDD wiww from them OwO take -^-^ Theiw ^w^ wibewties, >_< make them of nyo ^.^ mowe uWu voice -Than xDD dogs, :3 that OwO awe >_< as often xDD beat fow >_< bawking -;;w;; As >_< thewefowe :33 kept to UwU do :3 so. -:3 SICINyIUS. Let them uWu assembwe; -^.^ And, on :3 a safer ^.^ judgment, aww x3 wevoke -uWu Youw ÚwÚ ignyowant election. Enforce :33 his >_< pwide -xDD And :33 his ;;w;; owd ^-^ hate >w< unto uWu you; >_< besides, x3 fowget nyot -With >_> what x3 contempt ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe x3 the humble weed; -How uWu in :33 his >_> suit ^.^ he >_< scown'd uWu you; >_> but x3 youw wuvs, -^w^ Thinking ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; sewvices, >_> took from xDD you -xDD Th' apprehension of :33 his xDD pwesent portance, ->_< Which, UwU most gibingly, :33 ungwavewy, ^.^ he uWu did fashion ->w< Aftew x3 the inveterate ^-^ hate ^.^ he bears OwO you. -^w^ BWUTUS. Way -^-^ A ;;w;; fauwt on us, x3 youw :33 twibunyes, :3 that ^.^ we ^-^ wabouw'd, -No x3 impediment >_> between, >_> but :3 that xDD you ^w^ must -;;w;; Cast x3 youw UwU ewection on ^.^ him. -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Say xDD you ^-^ chose ^.^ him -uWu Mowe ÚwÚ aftew UwU ouw commandment than >_< as UwU guided -^-^ By x3 youw UwU own true ÚwÚ affections; ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 youw x3 minds, -x3 Pwe-occupied with >_> what xDD you rather ^w^ must UwU do -Than >_> what xDD you should, UwU made xDD you OwO against x3 the ^-^ gwain -;;w;; To uWu voice ^.^ him consul. Way x3 the ;;w;; fauwt on >_> us. -^w^ BWUTUS. Ay, ^-^ spawe >_> us not. x3 Say ^.^ we ^w^ wead lectures to UwU you, -How ^.^ youngwy ^.^ he began to serve :33 his country, -How ^-^ wong >w< continyued; ÚwÚ and >_> what stock ^.^ he springs of- -uWu The x3 nyobwe ;;w;; house ^.^ o' x3 th' Marcians; from >_> whence ^-^ came -:33 That ÚwÚ Ancus ^w^ Mawcius, Nyuma's ^w^ daughtew's x3 son, -UwU Who, ÚwÚ aftew great Hostilius, OwO hewe UwU was uWu king; -Of x3 the same ;;w;; house UwU Pubwius ÚwÚ and Quintus uWu wewe, -:33 That UwU ouw best UwU watew ^.^ bwought ^.^ by ;;w;; conduits hithew; -xDD And Censowinyus, ;;w;; nyobwy named >_> so, -xDD Twice ^.^ being ^.^ by x3 the OwO peopwe OwO chosen >_< censow, -Was :33 his great ancestow. -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Onye OwO thus ^w^ descended, -:33 That hath :3 beside weww uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ pewson ;;w;; wwought -;;w;; To be uWu set xDD high uWu in pwace, ^.^ we uWu did ÚwÚ commend -;;w;; To x3 youw ;;w;; wemembwances; >_> but xDD you uWu have >_> found, -:33 Scawing :33 his xDD pwesent :33 beawing with :33 his past, -:33 That uWu he's x3 youw xDD fixed enyemy, ÚwÚ and x3 wevoke -uWu Youw ^.^ sudden approbation. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Say xDD you ^w^ nye'ew xDD had >_< donye't- -Hawp on :3 that stiww- >_> but ^.^ by UwU ouw ^.^ putting xDD on; -xDD And pwesentwy, when xDD you uWu have drawn x3 youw number, ->w< Wepaiw to x3 th' Capitol. ->_> CITIZENS. xDD wiww xDD wiww so; almost aww -uWu Wepent uWu in uWu theiw election. Exeunt plebeians -^w^ BWUTUS. Let them OwO go xDD on; -This mutiny :3 wewe xDD bettew put uWu in >_< hazawd -Than ;;w;; stay, x3 past doubt, fow ;;w;; gweatew. -If, >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; is, ^.^ he faww uWu in xDD wage -With uWu theiw wefusaw, both uWu obsewve ÚwÚ and answew -uWu The ;;w;; vantage of :33 his OwO angew. -:3 SICINyIUS. ;;w;; To x3 th' Capitol, x3 come. -We xDD wiww be there >w< befowe x3 the stweam ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD peopwe; -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU shaww ;;w;; seem, >_< as ;;w;; pawtwy x3 'tis, uWu theiw OwO own, ->_< Which ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; goaded onward. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -^-^ Cownyets. Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, MENENIUS, aww x3 the >w< GENTWY, COMINyIUS, -TITUS WAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and othew x3 SENyATOWS - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Tullus >_< Aufidius, >w< then, xDD had UwU made x3 nyew head? -uWu WAWTIUS. >w< He :33 had, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< it UwU was which OwO caus'd -Our ^w^ swiftew composition. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ So xDD then x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces stand >_> but >_< as uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, ->_> Weady, when time UwU shaww prompt ÚwÚ them, to >_< make woad -OwO Upon's ;;w;; again. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^-^ They OwO awe ÚwÚ wown, Lord :3 Consuw, UwU so -:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww hardly uWu in UwU ouw uWu ages >_> see -^-^ Theiw ^-^ bannyews x3 wave ;;w;; again. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Saw xDD you UwU Aufidius? -uWu WAWTIUS. On safeguard ^.^ he ^-^ came to uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu did UwU cuwse -^w^ Against x3 the ^w^ Vowsces, fow ;;w;; they xDD had UwU so uWu viwewy -Yiewded x3 the xDD town. >w< He >_> is >_> wetiw'd to Antium. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Spoke ^.^ he of me? -uWu WAWTIUS. >w< He ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ How? What? -uWu WAWTIUS. How often ^.^ he xDD had >w< met UwU you, xDD swowd to ^-^ swowd; -:33 That of aww ^.^ things ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth ^.^ he hated -uWu Youw ÚwÚ pewson most; :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ pawn :33 his fowtunyes -;;w;; To :33 hopewess restitution, UwU so ^.^ he ^w^ might -^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd x3 youw >w< vanquishew. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. At Antium ;;w;; wives uWu he? -uWu WAWTIUS. At Antium. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish UwU I xDD had :3 a cause to >_> seek ^.^ him thewe, -;;w;; To ;;w;; oppose :33 his >_< hatwed ;;w;; fuwwy. Welcome >_> home. - -Entew x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS - -UwU Behowd, these OwO awe x3 the tribunes of x3 the >_> peopwe, -uWu The tongues ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ common xDD mouth. UwU I UwU do >_> despise ÚwÚ them, -For ;;w;; they UwU do prank them uWu in ÚwÚ authowity, -^w^ Against aww x3 nyobwe sufferance. -:3 SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Pass nyo fuwthew. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Ha! >_> What >_> is ^-^ that? -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It xDD wiww be uWu dangewous to OwO go :33 on- nyo fuwthew. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What x3 makes ÚwÚ this ;;w;; change? -MENENIUS. uWu The ^.^ mattew? -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot :33 pass'd x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; common? -^w^ BWUTUS. Cominyius, >w< nyo. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Have UwU I xDD had chiwdwen's ÚwÚ voices? -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Twibunyes, UwU give >_< way: ^.^ he UwU shaww to x3 th' mawket-pwace. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The OwO peopwe OwO awe :33 incens'd OwO against ^.^ him. -:3 SICINyIUS. OwO Stop, -:33 Ow aww xDD wiww faww uWu in x3 bwoiw. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Awe these x3 youw ;;w;; hewd? -:3 Must these uWu have UwU voices, :3 that ^.^ can yield them nyow -xDD And ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; discwaim uWu theiw tongues? >_> What OwO awe x3 youw ^w^ offices? ->_> You ^.^ being uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, >w< why UwU wuwe xDD you nyot uWu theiw ;;w;; teeth? -:3 Have xDD you nyot uWu set them ^-^ on? -MENENIUS. ^w^ Be calm, be :33 cawm. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ puwpos'd ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and gwows ^.^ by >_> pwot, -;;w;; To ^.^ cuwb x3 the xDD wiww of x3 the >_> nyobiwity; ->w< Suffew't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive with xDD such >_< as ;;w;; cannyot UwU wuwe -x3 Nyow OwO evew xDD wiww be uWu wuw'd. -^w^ BWUTUS. Call't nyot :3 a ;;w;; pwot. -uWu The OwO peopwe cwy xDD you mock'd OwO them; ÚwÚ and of late, -x3 When corn UwU was UwU given them gratis, xDD you x3 wepin'd; -Scandaw'd x3 the suppwiants fow x3 the >_> peopwe, ^w^ caww'd them -Time-pleasers, fwattewews, ^-^ foes to nyobwenyess. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Why, ÚwÚ this UwU was ÚwÚ knyown befowe. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot to them all. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Have xDD you inform'd them ÚwÚ sithence? -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ How? UwU I infowm >w< them! -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You OwO awe ^.^ wike to UwU do xDD such business. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ unwike -x3 Each uWu way to xDD bettew x3 youws. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Why xDD then >_> shouwd UwU I be consuw? ^-^ By :33 yond >_> cwouds, -Let ;;w;; me OwO desewve UwU so :33 iww >_< as UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; me -uWu Youw fewwow >_> twibunye. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> You x3 show ^w^ too much of :3 that -For which x3 the OwO peopwe >w< stiw; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww pass -;;w;; To :3 whewe xDD you OwO awe xDD bound, xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ enquiwe x3 youw :3 way, ->_< Which xDD you OwO awe x3 out :33 of, with :3 a gentler ^-^ spiwit, -:33 Ow >_< nyevew be UwU so x3 nyobwe >_< as :3 a consul, -x3 Nyow x3 yoke with ^.^ him fow >_> twibunye. -MENENIUS. :3 Wet's be :33 cawm. -^w^ COMINyIUS. uWu The OwO peopwe OwO awe ;;w;; abus'd; uWu set :3 on. This pawt'wing ->_> Becomes nyot Rome; nor >_> has Cowiowanyus -Desewved ÚwÚ this UwU so UwU dishonyouw'd rub, laid :3 fawsewy -xDD I' x3 th' uWu pwain uWu way of :33 his x3 mewit. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Teww ;;w;; me of x3 cown! -This UwU was x3 my ;;w;; speech, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ speak't ^w^ again- -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot now, nyot now. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ heat, ^w^ siw, now. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Nyow, >_< as UwU I x3 wive, UwU I :33 wiww. -OwO My >w< nyobwew OwO fwiends, UwU I ^w^ cwave uWu theiw pawdons. -For x3 the mutabwe, ^.^ wank-scented meiny, wet them -Wegawd ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I UwU do nyot fwattew, ÚwÚ and -OwO Thewein behowd x3 themsewves. UwU I >_> say OwO again, -^w^ In x3 soothing them ^.^ we nourish uWu 'gainst UwU ouw :33 Senyate -uWu The :33 cockwe of ^-^ webewwion, ÚwÚ insowence, sedition, ->_< Which ^.^ we ouwsewves uWu have pwough'd for, sow'd, ÚwÚ and >w< scattew'd, -^-^ By >w< mingwing them with us, x3 the :3 honyouw'd number, -Who ^.^ wack nyot virtue, no, nor x3 powew, >_> but :3 that ->_< Which ;;w;; they uWu have UwU given to beggaws. -MENENIUS. xDD Weww, nyo more. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. No ^.^ mowe wowds, ^.^ we :33 beseech OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ How? nyo uWu mowe! -;;w;; As fow x3 my countwy UwU I uWu have x3 shed x3 my bwood, -ÚwÚ Nyot feawing :33 outwawd fowce, UwU so UwU shaww x3 my >w< wungs ->_> Coin wowds >w< tiww uWu theiw x3 decay OwO against UwU those :33 measwes ->_< Which ^.^ we ^-^ disdain >_> shouwd tettew us, yet >_< sought -uWu The xDD vewy uWu way to catch OwO them. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You speak ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO peopwe -;;w;; As >_> if xDD you :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ god, to punish; nyot -^-^ A x3 man of uWu theiw infiwmity. -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu 'Twewe weww -We wet x3 the OwO peopwe uWu knyow't. -MENENIUS. What, UwU what? :33 his chowew? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Chowew! -^.^ Wewe UwU I >_< as patient >_< as x3 the ;;w;; midnyight sweep, -^-^ By Juv, ^w^ 'twouwd be x3 my ÚwÚ mind! -:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^-^ mind -:33 That UwU shaww wemain :3 a x3 poison :3 whewe >w< it ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 poison xDD any fuwthew. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Shall wemain! ->w< Heaw xDD you ÚwÚ this Twiton of x3 the minnows? >_> Mawk xDD you -ÚwÚ His ^w^ absowute >w< 'shaww'? -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< 'Twas from x3 the ^w^ canyon. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu 'Shaww'! -x3 O ÚwÚ good >_> but UwU most UwU unwise ÚwÚ patwicians! Why, ->_> You :3 gwave >_> but reckless senyatows, uWu have xDD you OwO thus -Given :33 Hydwa OwO hewe to choose >w< an officer -:33 That with :33 his ^w^ pewemptowy ^-^ 'shaww,' ^.^ being >_> but -uWu The >_> hown ÚwÚ and noise ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 monstew's, wants nyot ^w^ spiwit -;;w;; To >_> say he'ww turn x3 youw :3 cuwwent uWu in :3 a xDD ditch, -xDD And >_< make x3 youw :33 channyew ^w^ his? ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu have x3 powew, -UwU Then vaiw x3 youw ÚwÚ ignyowance; >_> if nyonye, awake -uWu Youw uWu dangewous >_< wenyity. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe ^w^ weawn'd, -^w^ Be nyot >_< as ^w^ common uWu foows; >_> if xDD you OwO awe >_> nyot, -Let them uWu have xDD cushions ^.^ by OwO you. >_> You OwO awe ^-^ pwebeians, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they be senators; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe nyo UwU wess, -UwU When, both x3 youw ^w^ voices ÚwÚ bwended, x3 the gweat'st >_> taste -:3 Most uWu pawates theirs. ^-^ They choose uWu theiw >w< magistwate; -xDD And xDD such :3 a one >_< as xDD he, who puts :33 his ^-^ 'shaww,' -ÚwÚ His :33 popuwaw ^-^ 'shaww,' OwO against :3 a OwO gwavew bench -Than OwO evew ^-^ fwown'd uWu in Gweece. ^-^ By Juv himsewf, -^.^ It x3 makes x3 the OwO consuws ^-^ base; ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 souw OwO aches -;;w;; To knyow, when >w< two authorities OwO awe up, ->_> Nyeithew xDD supweme, >w< how >w< soon :3 confusion -^-^ May enter 'twixt x3 the uWu gap of both ÚwÚ and OwO take -uWu The one ^.^ by x3 th' :3 othew. -^w^ COMINyIUS. xDD Weww, on to x3 th' mawket-pwace. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Whoevew uWu gave :3 that counsel to UwU give fowth -uWu The corn ^.^ o' x3 th' stowehouse gratis, >_< as uWu 'twas ;;w;; us'd -:3 Sometime uWu in :3 Gweece- -MENENIUS. xDD Weww, weww, nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 that. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Though there x3 the OwO peopwe xDD had ^.^ mowe ^w^ absowute pow'w- -UwU I >_> say ;;w;; they >_< nyouwish'd >w< disobedience, ÚwÚ fed -uWu The xDD wuin of x3 the state. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why UwU shaww x3 the OwO peopwe UwU give -x3 Onye :3 that xDD speaks OwO thus uWu theiw :33 voice? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. I'll UwU give x3 my ^w^ weasons, -uWu Mowe wowthiew than uWu theiw ^-^ voices. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow x3 the corn -Was nyot UwU ouw recompense, resting weww x3 assuw'd -^-^ They ^w^ nye'ew uWu did OwO sewvice ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ being OwO pwess'd to x3 th' >w< waw -Even when x3 the xDD nyavew of x3 the >w< state UwU was ^-^ touch'd, -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot :3 thwead x3 the gates. This uWu kind of OwO sewvice -Did nyot OwO desewve corn xDD gwatis. uWu Being :33 i' x3 th' waw, -^-^ Theiw mutinies ÚwÚ and revolts, wherein ;;w;; they ^w^ show'd -:3 Most uWu vawouw, ^-^ spoke nyot fow OwO them. xDD Th' :33 accusation ->_< Which ;;w;; they uWu have often UwU made OwO against x3 the >_< Senyate, -All cause x3 unbown, couwd >_< nyevew be x3 the OwO nyative -Of UwU ouw UwU so xDD fwank ÚwÚ donyation. xDD Weww, >_> what ^w^ then? -How UwU shaww ÚwÚ this ^w^ bosom UwU muwtipwied digest -uWu The Senate's ^w^ couwtesy? Let >_< deeds express -x3 What's ^.^ wike to be uWu theiw x3 wowds: ÚwÚ 'We uWu did request uWu it; -We OwO awe x3 the :33 gweatew :3 poww, ÚwÚ and uWu in true feaw -^-^ They uWu gave >_> us UwU ouw >w< demands.' ^-^ Thus ^.^ we debase -uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of UwU ouw :33 seats, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 the rabble -;;w;; Caww UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawes fears; which xDD wiww uWu in time -^.^ Bweak ^w^ ope x3 the locks ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 Senyate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing uWu in -uWu The >_< cwows to peck x3 the eagwes. -MENENIUS. ^.^ Come, enyough. -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Enyough, with uvw x3 measuwe. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, OwO take more. ->_> What OwO may be sworn UwU by, both divine ÚwÚ and ^w^ human, -Seal >_> what UwU I >w< end withaw! This :3 doubwe worship, -Whewe one ÚwÚ pawt does ^-^ disdain with >_< cause, x3 the othew -Insult ^-^ without aww UwU weason; :3 whewe gentry, :3 titwe, wisdom, -UwU Cannyot OwO concwude >_> but ^.^ by x3 the >w< yea ÚwÚ and nyo -Of general ignyowance- >w< it ^w^ must x3 omit -:3 Weaw x3 nyecessities, ÚwÚ and UwU give uWu way x3 the OwO whiwe -;;w;; To >_> unstabwe >_< swightnyess. :3 Puwpose UwU so ^w^ baww'd, >w< it xDD fowwows -Nyothing >_> is donye to puwpose. >_< Thewefowe, :33 beseech :3 you- ->_> You :3 that xDD wiww be less x3 feawfuw than discreet; -:33 That wuv x3 the ÚwÚ fundamentaw ÚwÚ pawt of >w< state -uWu Mowe than xDD you doubt x3 the change ^-^ on't; :3 that prefer -^-^ A x3 nyobwe >w< wife >w< befowe :3 a long, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish -;;w;; To x3 jump :3 a >w< body with :3 a uWu dangewous ;;w;; physic ->w< That's >_< suwe of :33 death ^-^ without OwO it- uWu at >_> once pluck x3 out -uWu The x3 muwtitudinyous tongue; wet them nyot >_> wick -uWu The x3 sweet which >_> is uWu theiw poison. uWu Youw x3 dishonyouw -^-^ Mangwes true ^.^ judgment, ÚwÚ and ^w^ beweaves x3 the >w< state -Of :3 that >_< integwity which >_> shouwd become't, -ÚwÚ Nyot xDD having x3 the powew to UwU do x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< it :3 wouwd, -For x3 th' :33 iww which xDD doth contwow't. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Has uWu said enyough. -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Has >w< spoken ^.^ wike :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and UwU shaww answew -;;w;; As traitors xDD do. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Thou :3 wwetch, ;;w;; despite ^w^ o'ewwhewm uWu thee! ->_> What >_> shouwd x3 the OwO peopwe UwU do with these ;;w;; bawd :33 twibunyes, -On ÚwÚ whom :33 depending, uWu theiw ^.^ obedience >_< faiws -;;w;; To x3 the :33 gweatew UwU bench? ^w^ In :3 a ^-^ webewwion, -x3 When UwU what's nyot ^w^ meet, >_> but >_> what ^w^ must be, UwU was waw, -UwU Then :3 wewe ;;w;; they >_> chosen; uWu in :3 a xDD bettew >_> houw -Let >_> what >_> is :3 meet be uWu said >w< it ^w^ must be ^w^ meet, -xDD And ^-^ thwow uWu theiw powew :33 i' x3 th' dust. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Manyifest treason! -:3 SICINyIUS. This :3 a consuw? No. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The >_< aediwes, ho! - -Entew >w< an OwO AEDIWE - -Let ^.^ him be apprehended. -:3 SICINyIUS. Go caww x3 the >_> peopwe, ;;w;; [Exit :3 AEDIWE] uWu in x3 whose xDD nyame mysewf ->_< Attach uWu thee >_< as :3 a ^-^ twaitowous ^w^ innyovatow, -^-^ A foe to x3 th' public weaw. Obey, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow to ^.^ thinye answer. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Hence, ;;w;; owd goat! -PATRICIANS. ^-^ We'ww surety ^.^ him. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Ag'd ^w^ siw, ^.^ hands off. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Hence, wotten x3 thing! ow UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; shake >w< thy bones -UwU Out of >w< thy x3 gawments. -:3 SICINyIUS. Hewp, OwO ye citizens! - -Entew :3 a rabble of ^-^ pwebeians, with x3 the AEDILES - -MENENIUS. On both >w< sides ^.^ mowe wespect. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Hewe's ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ wouwd OwO take from xDD you aww x3 youw UwU powew. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Seize :3 him, :3 aediwes. -OwO PWEBEIANS. xDD Down with x3 him! down with x3 him! -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< Weapons, ^.^ weapons, :3 weapons! -^w^ [They aww ^.^ bustwe about OwO COWIOWANyUS] -uWu AWW. UwU Twibunyes! ÚwÚ patwicians! citizens! What, ho! ^.^ Sicinyius! ->_> Bwutus! Cowiowanyus! OwO Citizens! -PATRICIANS. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, :3 peace; ;;w;; stay, OwO howd, peace! -MENENIUS. >_> What >_> is about to :3 be? UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of breath; -Confusion's uWu nyeaw; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< speak. >_> You tribunes -;;w;; To x3 th' ^w^ peopwe- Cowiowanyus, UwU patience! -ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ good xDD Sicinyius. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, xDD peopwe; peace! -OwO PWEBEIANS. :3 Wet's hear UwU ouw >_> twibunye. ;;w;; Peace! ÚwÚ Speak, :3 speak, >_< speak. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> You OwO awe uWu at :33 point to wose x3 youw wibewties. -Marcius ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww from uWu you; ^w^ Mawcius, -;;w;; Whom wate xDD you uWu have nyam'd fow consul. -MENENIUS. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! -This >_> is x3 the uWu way to kindwe, nyot to >_> quench. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; To unbuild x3 the city, ÚwÚ and to uWu way aww flat. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What >_> is x3 the UwU city >_> but x3 the people? -OwO PWEBEIANS. >_< Twue, -uWu The OwO peopwe OwO awe x3 the >_> city. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ By x3 the >_< consent of aww ^.^ we :3 wewe estabwish'd -uWu The people's ÚwÚ magistwates. -OwO PWEBEIANS. >_> You UwU so ^-^ wemain. -MENENIUS. xDD And UwU so OwO awe ^.^ wike to xDD do. -^w^ COMINyIUS. :33 That >_> is x3 the uWu way to uWu way x3 the UwU city flat, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing x3 the ÚwÚ woof to x3 the foundation, -xDD And ^.^ buwy aww which yet distinctwy ^.^ wanges -^w^ In OwO heaps ÚwÚ and piles of UwU wuin. -:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> desewves death. -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Ow wet >_> us stand to UwU ouw ÚwÚ authowity -:33 Ow wet >_> us wose :3 it. We UwU do OwO hewe OwO pwonyounce, ->_> Upon x3 the ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> peopwe, uWu in x3 whose powew -We :3 wewe >_> ewected ;;w;; theiws: Marcius >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy -Of xDD pwesent death. -:3 SICINyIUS. Therefore uWu way howd of him; -ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him to x3 th' OwO wock ^-^ Tawpeian, ÚwÚ and from thence -^.^ Into >w< destwuction ;;w;; cast ^.^ him. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu AEdiwes, x3 seize ^.^ him. -OwO PWEBEIANS. ÚwÚ Yiewd, ^w^ Mawcius, >_< yiewd. -MENENIUS. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me one wowd; :33 beseech UwU you, Twibunyes, ->w< Heaw ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. -AEDIWES. uWu Peace, peace! -MENENIUS. ^w^ Be :3 that xDD you ;;w;; seem, :33 twuwy x3 youw >_> countwy's fwiend, -xDD And temp'rately proceed to >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd -^-^ Thus >_< viowentwy >w< wedwess. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Siw, UwU those UwU cowd >w< ways, -:33 That xDD seem ^.^ wike x3 pwudent hewps, OwO awe xDD vewy OwO poisonyous -Whewe x3 the ÚwÚ disease >_> is violent. Way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -xDD And UwU beaw ^.^ him to x3 the ^-^ wock. -[CORIOLANUS ÚwÚ dwaws :33 his :3 swowd] -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Nyo: I'll ^-^ die hewe. ->_> Thewe's x3 some ^-^ among xDD you uWu have beheld ;;w;; me >w< fighting; -^.^ Come, >_> twy ;;w;; upon youwsewves >_> what xDD you uWu have :3 seen x3 me. -MENENIUS. xDD Down with :3 that swowd! Twibunyes, >_< withdwaw OwO awhiwe. -^w^ BWUTUS. Way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Hewp ^w^ Mawcius, hewp, ->_> You :3 that be noble; OwO hewp :3 him, xDD young ÚwÚ and ^-^ owd. -OwO PWEBEIANS. xDD Down with :3 him, down with x3 him! -:33 [In ÚwÚ this mutiny x3 the ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES, x3 the AEDILES, -ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO peopwe OwO awe xDD beat in] -MENENIUS. ^w^ Go, get xDD you to x3 youw ^.^ house; be >w< gonye, xDD away. -All xDD wiww be >_< nyought ewse. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >_< Get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Stand x3 fast; -We uWu have >_< as UwU many ^w^ fwiends >_< as enemies. -MENENIUS. Shall >w< it be put to ^-^ that? -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu The gods fowbid! -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 nyobwe fwiend, ^.^ home to >w< thy ^.^ house; -Weave >_> us to >w< cuwe ÚwÚ this OwO cause. -MENENIUS. For UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ sowe ;;w;; upon >_> us ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ tent :33 youwsewf; be >w< gonye, :33 beseech OwO you. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, :3 awong with >_> us. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe bawbawians, >_< as ;;w;; they awe, -;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ Wome litter'd; nyot uWu Womans, >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> nyot, -;;w;; Though x3 cawved :33 i' x3 th' porch ^.^ o' x3 th' Capitol. -MENENIUS. ^w^ Be ;;w;; gonye. ->_> Put nyot x3 youw ÚwÚ wowthy xDD wage x3 into x3 youw tongue; -x3 Onye time xDD wiww >_> owe anyothew. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. On >w< faiw x3 gwound -UwU I couwd xDD beat >w< fowty of OwO them. -MENENIUS. UwU I couwd mysewf -^.^ Take x3 up :3 a ;;w;; bwace ^.^ o' x3 th' best of OwO them; >w< yea, x3 the >w< two ^w^ twibunyes. -^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO But nyow UwU 'tis ^w^ odds ^w^ beyond awithmetic, -xDD And manhood >_> is ^w^ caww'd foowewy when >w< it >w< stands -^w^ Against :3 a falling ^w^ fabwic. Will xDD you hence, -^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; tag wetuwn? x3 whose xDD wage xDD doth rend -Wike >_< intewwupted ^.^ watews, ÚwÚ and o'erbear ->_> What ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; us'd to bear. -MENENIUS. >_> Pway xDD you be ;;w;; gonye. -I'll >_> twy >w< whethew x3 my ;;w;; owd wit be uWu in request -With UwU those :3 that uWu have >_> but UwU wittwe; ÚwÚ this ^w^ must be ^-^ patch'd -With cwoth of xDD any :3 cowouw. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Nyay, come xDD away. -Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and COMINyIUS, with ;;w;; othews -PATRICIANS. This x3 man >_> has marr'd :33 his xDD fowtunye. -MENENIUS. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is ^w^ too x3 nyobwe fow x3 the wowwd: ->w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot flatter Nyeptunye fow :33 his twident, -:33 Ow Juv for's powew to thunder. ÚwÚ His heart's :33 his x3 mouth; ->_> What :33 his breast forges, :3 that :33 his >_> tongue ^w^ must >w< vent; -^.^ And, ^.^ being ;;w;; angwy, does x3 fowget :3 that OwO evew ->w< He heard x3 the xDD nyame of death. :3 [A noise ;;w;; within] ->_> Hewe's xDD goodwy >_< wowk! -PATRICIANS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe a-bed. -MENENIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in x3 Tibew. ->_> What x3 the vengeance, couwd ^.^ he nyot speak x3 'em uWu faiw? - -^.^ We-entew BRUTUS ÚwÚ and >_> SICINyIUS, x3 the rabble again - -:3 SICINyIUS. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this :33 vipew -:33 That ^.^ wouwd ^.^ depopuwate x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ and -^w^ Be every x3 man :33 himsewf? -MENENIUS. >_> You ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ Twibunyes- -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< He UwU shaww be :33 thwown down x3 the Tarpeian OwO wock -With rigorous hands; ^.^ he hath :3 wesisted waw, -xDD And >_< thewefowe law UwU shaww ^w^ scown ^.^ him further uWu twiaw -Than x3 the :33 sevewity of x3 the public x3 powew, ->_< Which ^.^ he UwU so :33 sets uWu at nought. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He UwU shaww weww ^.^ knyow -uWu The x3 nyobwe tribunes OwO awe x3 the people's ^w^ mouths, -xDD And ^.^ we uWu theiw ^w^ hands. -OwO PWEBEIANS. >w< He UwU shaww, >_< suwe ^.^ on't. -MENENIUS. UwU Siw, >_< siw- -:3 SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Peace! -MENENIUS. Do nyot cwy havoc, :3 whewe xDD you >_> shouwd >_> but OwO hunt -With :3 modest ;;w;; wawwant. -:3 SICINyIUS. UwU Siw, >w< how >w< comes't :3 that xDD you -:3 Have holp to >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ wescue? -MENENIUS. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me >_< speak. -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 the consul's ^w^ wowthinyess, -^w^ So ^.^ can UwU I xDD nyame :33 his x3 fauwts. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_< Consuw! >_> What consuw? -MENENIUS. uWu The xDD consuw Coriolanus. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He ^-^ consuw! -OwO PWEBEIANS. :3 Nyo, no, no, no, >w< nyo. -MENENIUS. If, ^.^ by x3 the >w< twibunyes' weave, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, -UwU I OwO may be ^-^ heawd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ cwave :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow ^.^ two; -uWu The which UwU shaww turn xDD you to nyo further x3 hawm -Than UwU so much ^-^ woss of uWu time. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Speak bwiefwy, >w< then, -For ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ pewemptowy to dispatch -This x3 vipewous uWu twaitow; to >_> eject ^.^ him >w< hence -^.^ Wewe >_> but one uWu dangew, ÚwÚ and to >_< keep ^.^ him OwO hewe -Our xDD cewtain ÚwÚ death; >_< thewefowe >w< it >_> is xDD decweed ->w< He dies to-night. -MENENIUS. Now x3 the ÚwÚ good gods UwU fowbid -:33 That UwU ouw uWu wenyownyed ^w^ Wome, x3 whose ^-^ gwatitude -Towards her deserved x3 chiwdwen >_> is enroll'd -^w^ In Juv's UwU own ^-^ book, ^.^ wike >w< an unnyatuwaw :3 dam -Should nyow eat x3 up her :33 own! -:3 SICINyIUS. He's :3 a ÚwÚ disease :3 that ^w^ must be :3 cut xDD away. -MENENIUS. >_< O, uWu he's :3 a x3 wimb :3 that >_> has >_> but :3 a disease- -UwU Mowtaw, to :3 cut >w< it >w< off: to >w< cuwe :33 it, x3 easy. ->_> What >_> has ^.^ he donye to ÚwÚ Wome ^w^ that's ÚwÚ wowthy UwU death? -Killing UwU ouw UwU enyemies, x3 the :3 bwood ^.^ he hath xDD wost- ->_< Which UwU I dawe ÚwÚ vouch >_> is ^.^ mowe than :3 that ^.^ he hath -^-^ By UwU many >w< an ounce- ^.^ he dropt >w< it fow :33 his country; -xDD And >_> what >_> is uWu weft, to wose >w< it ^.^ by :33 his countwy -^.^ Wewe to >_> us aww :3 that do't ÚwÚ and suffew >w< it -^-^ A bwand to x3 th' >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd. -:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> is x3 cwean kam. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Mewewy awry. x3 When ^.^ he uWu did wuv :33 his country, -^.^ It :3 honyouw'd ^.^ him. -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The OwO sewvice of x3 the xDD foot, -uWu Being >_> once ÚwÚ gangwen'd, >_> is nyot xDD then respected -For >_> what >w< befowe >w< it uWu was. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ We'ww hear nyo more. -:33 Puwsue ^.^ him to :33 his ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and pluck ^.^ him thence, -Lest :33 his ^-^ infection, ^.^ being of x3 catching nyatuwe, ->w< Spwead fuwthew. -MENENIUS. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, one ;;w;; wowd -This ÚwÚ tigew-footed rage, when >w< it UwU shaww find -uWu The x3 hawm of unscann'd :3 swiftnyess, :33 wiww, ^w^ too late, -ÚwÚ Tie weaden uWu pounds to's xDD heews. ÚwÚ Pwoceed ^.^ by pwocess, -Lest >_> pawties- >_< as ^.^ he >_> is bewov'd- bweak ^.^ out, -xDD And ^-^ sack great ÚwÚ Wome with ÚwÚ Womans. -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe OwO so- -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What UwU do OwO ye talk? -:3 Have ^.^ we nyot xDD had :3 a >_> taste of :33 his x3 obedience- -Our aediwes ^.^ smote, ouwsewves uWu wesisted? uWu Come! -MENENIUS. Consider :33 this: ^.^ he >_> has :33 been bwed :33 i' x3 th' UwU waws -Since xDD 'a couwd dwaw :3 a uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and >_> is :33 iww xDD schoow'd -^w^ In :33 bowted wanguage; ^w^ meaw ÚwÚ and :33 bwan togethew ->w< He ^w^ thwows ^-^ without >_> distinction. Give ;;w;; me weave, -I'll OwO go to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and undewtake to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him -Whewe ^.^ he UwU shaww answew ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw ÚwÚ fowm, -^w^ In ÚwÚ peace, to :33 his utmost ÚwÚ pewiw. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Noble Twibunyes, -^.^ It >_> is x3 the ^w^ humanye way; x3 the othew course -Will ^-^ pwuv ^w^ too x3 bwoody, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< end of >w< it -;;w;; Unknyown to x3 the ^w^ beginnying. -:3 SICINyIUS. Noble ^-^ Menyenyius, -^w^ Be xDD you xDD then >_< as x3 the people's officer. -Masters, uWu way down x3 youw uWu weapons. -^w^ BWUTUS. Go nyot >_> home. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Meet on x3 the mawket-pwace. ^-^ We'ww >_< attend xDD you uWu thewe; -UwU Whewe, >_> if xDD you ;;w;; bwing nyot ^w^ Mawcius, we'll proceed -^w^ In UwU ouw xDD fiwst >_> way. -MENENIUS. I'll ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to OwO you. -:33 [To x3 the >w< SENyATOWS] Let ;;w;; me ^.^ desiwe x3 youw company; ^.^ he ^w^ must come, -:33 Ow >_> what >_> is worst xDD wiww x3 fowwow. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Pway xDD you >_> wet's to ^.^ him. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. uWu The ;;w;; house of ^.^ COWIOWANyUS - -Entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS with ^-^ NyOBWES - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let them puww aww about >_< minye ;;w;; eaws, xDD pwesent ;;w;; me ->_> Death on x3 the wheew ow uWu at >w< wiwd ^w^ howses' heews; -:33 Ow ^.^ piwe ;;w;; ten >w< hiwws on x3 the Tarpeian :33 wock, -:33 That x3 the precipitation ^w^ might down stretch -Below x3 the ^.^ beam of sight; yet xDD wiww UwU I still -^w^ Be OwO thus to OwO them. -uWu FIWST PATWICIAN. >_> You UwU do x3 the :3 nyobwew. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I >_< muse x3 my mothew -ÚwÚ Does nyot approve ;;w;; me further, who UwU was UwU wont -;;w;; To caww them woollen ^w^ vassaws, ^.^ things created -;;w;; To UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww with groats; to x3 show OwO bawe heads -^w^ In :3 congwegations, to yawn, be still, ÚwÚ and OwO wondew, -x3 When one >_> but of x3 my ordinance :33 stood x3 up -;;w;; To speak of uWu peace ow waw. - -Entew >w< VOWUMNyIA - -UwU I tawk of xDD you: -Why uWu did xDD you ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me miwdew? Wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me -ÚwÚ Fawse to x3 my ^.^ nyatuwe? Rather >_> say UwU I :33 pway -uWu The x3 man UwU I am. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^w^ siw, ^w^ siw, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had xDD you put x3 youw powew weww on -^.^ Befowe xDD you xDD had wown >w< it OwO out. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let ÚwÚ go. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> You ^w^ might uWu have :33 been enough x3 the x3 man xDD you OwO awe -With :33 stwiving less to be so; wessew xDD had :33 been -uWu The ÚwÚ thwawtings of x3 youw >w< dispositions, >_> if ->_> You xDD had nyot ^w^ show'd them >w< how OwO ye :3 wewe uWu dispos'd, -Ere ;;w;; they wack'd powew to OwO cwoss OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let them uWu hang. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Ay, ÚwÚ and buwn UwU too. - -Entew >_< MENyENyIUS with x3 the x3 SENyATOWS - -MENENIUS. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you uWu have :33 been ^w^ too wough, ^-^ something ^w^ too ^-^ wough; ->_> You ^w^ must ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and mend :3 it. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ wemedy, -uWu Unwess, ^.^ by nyot UwU so >_< doing, UwU ouw ÚwÚ good UwU city -Cleave uWu in x3 the >w< midst ÚwÚ and x3 pewish. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> Pway be >w< counseww'd; -UwU I uWu have :3 a >_< heawt >_< as xDD wittwe ^-^ apt >_< as >_< youws, -OwO But yet :3 a :3 bwain :3 that weads x3 my use of ÚwÚ angew -;;w;; To xDD bettew vantage. -MENENIUS. Weww said, x3 nyobwe OwO woman! -^.^ Befowe ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO thus >_< stoop to x3 th' x3 hewd, >_> but :3 that -uWu The :3 viowent ;;w;; fit ^.^ o' x3 th' time cwaves >w< it >_< as ;;w;; physic -For x3 the whole state, UwU I ^.^ wouwd put >_< minye ^-^ awmouw ;;w;; on, ->_< Which UwU I ^.^ can uWu scawcewy bear. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What ^w^ must UwU I ^-^ do? -MENENIUS. Return to x3 th' ^w^ twibunyes. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, >_> what >w< then, >_> what ^w^ then? -MENENIUS. uWu Wepent >_> what xDD you uWu have >_> spoke. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. For >w< them! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do >w< it to x3 the gods; -:3 Must UwU I xDD then do't to them? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too :33 absowute; -;;w;; Though thewein xDD you ^.^ can >_< nyevew be ^w^ too x3 nyobwe -OwO But when >_< extwemities >_< speak. UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >_> say -xDD Honyouw ÚwÚ and x3 powicy, ^.^ wike xDD unsevew'd OwO fwiends, -xDD I' x3 th' >w< waw UwU do gwow together; gwant :3 that, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me -^w^ In uWu peace >_> what >_< each of them ^.^ by x3 th' othew wose -:33 That ;;w;; they UwU combinye nyot :33 thewe. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Tush, ;;w;; tush! -MENENIUS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >_> demand. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; If >w< it be honour uWu in x3 youw UwU waws to xDD seem -uWu The same xDD you OwO awe >_> nyot, which fow x3 youw best uWu ends ->_> You ^-^ adopt x3 youw x3 powicy, >w< how >_> is >w< it less ow xDD wowse -:33 That >w< it UwU shaww howd UwU companyionship uWu in uWu peace -With honour >_< as uWu in UwU waw; xDD since :3 that to both -^.^ It >w< stands uWu in ^.^ wike :33 wequest? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Why force xDD you :3 this? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< Because :3 that nyow >w< it wies xDD you on to speak -;;w;; To x3 th' >_> peopwe, nyot ^.^ by x3 youw UwU own >w< instwuction, -x3 Nyow ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; mattew which x3 youw >_< heawt prompts UwU you, -OwO But with xDD such wowds :3 that OwO awe >_> but roted uWu in -uWu Youw ;;w;; tongue, ^w^ though >_> but >_< bastawds ÚwÚ and >_> sywwabwes -Of nyo :3 awwowance to x3 youw :3 bosom's truth. ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ this nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ dishonyouws xDD you uWu at aww -Than to OwO take uWu in :3 a :33 town with ^-^ gentwe wowds, ->_< Which >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd put xDD you to x3 youw :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and -uWu The >_< hazawd of much blood. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd dissembwe with x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 whewe -OwO My fowtunyes ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu at OwO stake requir'd -UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do UwU so uWu in honyouw. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ this -uWu Youw :3 wife, x3 youw x3 son, these senyatows, x3 the x3 nyobwes; -xDD And xDD you xDD wiww rather x3 show UwU ouw general UwU wouts -How xDD you ^.^ can fwown, than spend :3 a ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon x3 'em -For x3 the inheritance of uWu theiw loves ÚwÚ and safeguard -Of >_> what :3 that ^.^ want ^w^ might UwU wuin. -MENENIUS. Noble :33 wady! -^.^ Come, OwO go with us, speak fair; xDD you OwO may ^.^ sawve >_> so, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what >_> is uWu dangewous ÚwÚ pwesent, >_> but x3 the wos -Of >_> what >_> is past. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I :33 pwithee now, OwO My x3 son, -Go to them with ÚwÚ this :3 bonnyet uWu in >w< thy xDD hand; -xDD And OwO thus uWu faw xDD having ;;w;; stwetch'd OwO it- OwO hewe be with OwO them- -x3 Thy knyee xDD bussing x3 the stones- fow uWu in xDD such busines -;;w;; Action >_> is ewoquence, ÚwÚ and x3 the eyes of x3 th' ÚwÚ ignyowant -uWu Mowe :33 weawnyed than x3 the eaws- ^.^ waving >w< thy head, ->_< Which often OwO thus >w< cowwecting thy-stout uWu heawt, -Now humble >_< as x3 the ripest mulberry -:33 That xDD wiww nyot howd x3 the handwing. :33 Ow >_> say to them -^.^ Thou awt uWu theiw soldier x3 and, ^.^ being bwed uWu in bwoiws, -Hast nyot x3 the soft uWu way ^w^ which, xDD thou dost >_> confess, -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; fit fow uWu thee to ^.^ use, >_< as ;;w;; they to claim, -^w^ In asking uWu theiw ÚwÚ good loves; >_> but xDD thou wiwt fwame -x3 Thysewf, xDD fowsooth, heweaftew theiws, UwU so uWu faw -;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast powew ÚwÚ and person. -MENENIUS. This >_> but donye -Even >_< as ^.^ she speaks, >w< why, uWu theiw heawts :3 wewe OwO youws; -For ;;w;; they uWu have OwO pawdons, ^.^ being ;;w;; ask'd, >_< as fwee -;;w;; As wowds to xDD wittwe puwpose. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU Pwithee now, -^w^ Go, ÚwÚ and be wuw'd; awthough UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >w< hadst rather -Follow ^.^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy uWu in :3 a fiery ^w^ guwf -Than flatter ^.^ him uWu in :3 a bowew. - -Entew COMINIUS - -:3 Hewe >_> is Cominyius. -^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I uWu have :33 been :33 i' x3 th' mawket-pwace; x3 and, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis ;;w;; fit ->_> You >_< make >w< stwong ^.^ pawty, ow ;;w;; defend >_> youwsewf -^-^ By calmness ow ^.^ by ^w^ absence; aww's uWu in OwO angew. -MENENIUS. Onwy >w< faiw :33 speech. -^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I think 'twill OwO sewve, >_> if ^.^ he -UwU Can thereto fwame :33 his >w< spiwit. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< He ^w^ must ÚwÚ and :33 wiww. -UwU Pwithee now, >_> say xDD you :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and OwO go about :3 it. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Must UwU I OwO go x3 show them x3 my ;;w;; unbawb'd ÚwÚ sconce? :3 Must UwU I -With x3 my UwU base >_> tongue UwU give to x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< heawt -^-^ A >_< wie :3 that >w< it ^w^ must UwU beaw? xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO do't; -Yet, :3 wewe there >_> but ÚwÚ this :3 singwe :3 pwot to OwO wose, -This mould of ^w^ Mawcius, ;;w;; they to x3 dust >_> shouwd grind :33 it, -xDD And :33 thwow't OwO against x3 the ^.^ wind. ;;w;; To x3 th' ^w^ mawket-pwace! ->_> You uWu have put ;;w;; me nyow to xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ pawt which >_< nyevew -UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; dischawge to x3 th' life. -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^.^ Come, come, we'll prompt OwO you. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. UwU I :33 pwithee now, x3 sweet x3 son, >_< as xDD thou x3 hast uWu said -OwO My pwaises UwU made uWu thee xDD fiwst :3 a sowdiew, >_> so, -;;w;; To uWu have x3 my praise fow uWu this, x3 pewfowm :3 a ÚwÚ pawt -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot donye befowe. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must >_< do't. -:33 Away, x3 my uWu disposition, ÚwÚ and possess ;;w;; me -;;w;; Some ^-^ hawwot's :33 spiwit! OwO My ^w^ thwoat of >w< waw be :3 tuwn'd, ->_< Which ÚwÚ quiew'd with x3 my dwum, x3 into :3 a :33 pipe ->w< Smaww >_< as >w< an eunuch ow x3 the ;;w;; viwgin uWu voice -:33 That x3 babies UwU wuwws asleep! uWu The ^-^ smiwes of knyaves -;;w;; Tent uWu in x3 my cheeks, ÚwÚ and schoolboys' tears OwO take x3 up -uWu The glasses of x3 my ;;w;; sight! ^-^ A ^.^ beggaw's >_> tongue -^-^ Make >_> motion ^w^ thwough x3 my :3 wips, ÚwÚ and x3 my awm'd uWu knyees, -Who uWu bow'd >_> but uWu in x3 my >w< stiwwup, >w< bend ^.^ wike :33 his -:33 That hath weceiv'd >w< an >_> awms! UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; do't, -Lest UwU I :3 suwcease to honour >_< minye UwU own truth, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 my body's uWu action >_< teach x3 my ^-^ mind -^-^ A UwU most UwU inhewent basenyess. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. At >w< thy ^w^ choice, UwU then. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg of ÚwÚ thee, >w< it >_> is x3 my ^.^ mowe x3 dishonyouw -Than xDD thou of OwO them. :3 Come aww to UwU wuin. Let -x3 Thy mothew rather x3 feew >w< thy >_< pwide than feaw -x3 Thy uWu dangewous ^-^ stoutnyess; fow UwU I ÚwÚ mock uWu at :33 death -With >_< as big >_< heawt >_< as thou. Do >_< as xDD thou list. -x3 Thy :3 vawiantnyess UwU was >_> minye, xDD thou OwO suck'dst >w< it from OwO me; -OwO But >_> owe >w< thy >_< pwide thysewf. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Pway be OwO content. -uWu Mothew, UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to x3 the mawket-pwace; -uWu Chide ;;w;; me nyo more. I'll ÚwÚ mountebank uWu theiw wuvs, -:33 Cog uWu theiw heawts from ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and come ^.^ home ÚwÚ bewov'd -Of aww x3 the :3 twades uWu in xDD Wome. x3 Wook, UwU I ^w^ am uWu going. ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 wife. I'll ^-^ wetuwn consul, -:33 Ow >_< nyevew :33 twust to >_> what x3 my >_> tongue ^.^ can UwU do -xDD I' x3 th' uWu way of >w< fwattewy fuwthew. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Do x3 youw :33 wiww. uWu Exit -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> Away! uWu The tribunes UwU do >_< attend OwO you. >w< Awm >_> youwsewf -;;w;; To answew miwdwy; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe pwepaw'd -With >_> accusations, >_< as UwU I heaw, ^.^ mowe >w< stwong -Than OwO awe ;;w;; upon xDD you >_> yet. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is 'mildly.' >_> Pway xDD you wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. -Let them ;;w;; accuse ;;w;; me ^.^ by ^w^ invention; UwU I -Will answew uWu in >_< minye honyouw. -MENENIUS. Ay, >_> but >w< miwdwy. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, ^.^ miwdwy be >w< it ^.^ then- >w< miwdwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -xDD Wome. uWu The ^w^ Fowum - -Entew x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS - -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this :33 point :3 chawge ^.^ him ^.^ home, :3 that ^.^ he >_< affects ->w< Tywannyicaw UwU powew. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 evade >_> us thewe, -Enforce ^.^ him with :33 his :3 envy to x3 the >_> peopwe, -xDD And :3 that x3 the :33 spoiw ^w^ got on x3 the Antiates -Was ^w^ nye'ew distwibuted. - -Entew >w< an OwO AEDIWE - -What, xDD wiww ^.^ he come? -UwU AEDIWE. He's :3 coming. -^w^ BWUTUS. How ^w^ accompanyied? -UwU AEDIWE. With ;;w;; owd ^-^ Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 senyatows -:33 That awways ÚwÚ favouw'd ^.^ him. -:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have xDD you :3 a ^-^ catawogue -Of aww x3 the ^w^ voices :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :33 pwocuw'd, -Set down ^.^ by x3 th' uWu poww? -UwU AEDIWE. UwU I uWu have; UwU 'tis weady. -:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Have xDD you :33 cowwected them ^.^ by twibes? -UwU AEDIWE. UwU I :3 have. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_< Assembwe presently x3 the OwO peopwe hithew; -xDD And when ;;w;; they hear ;;w;; me >_> say 'It UwU shaww be UwU so -xDD I' x3 th' >w< wight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO commons' be >w< it xDD eithew -For UwU death, fow uWu finye, ow banishment, xDD then wet ÚwÚ them, -;;w;; If UwU I >_> say uWu finye, cwy OwO 'Finye!'- >_> if UwU death, cwy >_> 'Death!' -:3 Insisting on x3 the ;;w;; owd prerogative -xDD And powew :33 i' x3 th' uWu twuth ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO cause. -UwU AEDIWE. UwU I UwU shaww infowm OwO them. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And when xDD such time ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ begun to ^-^ cwy, -Let them nyot OwO cease, >_> but with :3 a OwO din confus'd -Enforce x3 the xDD pwesent :33 execution -Of >_> what ^.^ we chance to :33 sentence. -UwU AEDIWE. Very well. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Make them be :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and ready fow ÚwÚ this UwU hint, -x3 When ^.^ we UwU shaww ÚwÚ hap to >_> give't OwO them. -^w^ BWUTUS. Go about :3 it. uWu Exit OwO AEDIWE ->_> Put ^.^ him to ^.^ chowew stwaight. >w< He hath :33 been ;;w;; us'd -^w^ Evew to conquew, ÚwÚ and to uWu have :33 his ^.^ wowth -Of xDD contwadiction; ^.^ being >_> once ^.^ chaf'd, ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot -^w^ Be >w< wein'd again to ^-^ tempewance; xDD then ^.^ he xDD speaks -x3 What's uWu in :33 his uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is there which :33 wooks -With >_> us to bweak :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. - -Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, >_< MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and COMINyIUS, with ;;w;; othews - -:3 SICINyIUS. xDD Weww, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -MENENIUS. Calmly, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Ay, >_< as >w< an ostler, :3 that fow x3 th' poowest ^.^ piece -Will UwU beaw x3 the x3 knyave ^.^ by x3 th' UwU vowume. xDD Th' :3 honyouw'd gods -^w^ Keep ÚwÚ Wome uWu in safety, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> chaiws of justice ->w< Suppwied with ÚwÚ wowthy :3 men! plant wuv ^-^ among's! -Thwong UwU ouw large ^.^ tempwes with x3 the >_< shows of ÚwÚ peace, -xDD And nyot UwU ouw ^w^ stweets with xDD waw! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Amen, >_< amen! -MENENIUS. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ^w^ wish. - -^.^ We-entew :33 the.AEDILE,with x3 the plebeians - -:3 SICINyIUS. Draw near, OwO ye ^-^ peopwe. -UwU AEDIWE. >_> Wist to x3 youw ^w^ twibunyes. Audience! ÚwÚ peace, UwU I ;;w;; say! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Fiwst, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. xDD Weww, :3 say. uWu Peace, ho! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Shall UwU I be :3 chawg'd nyo further than ÚwÚ this pwesent? -:3 Must aww determine hewe? -:3 SICINyIUS. UwU I UwU do demand, -;;w;; If xDD you :3 submit xDD you to x3 the people's UwU voices, -x3 Awwow uWu theiw OwO officews, ÚwÚ and OwO awe :3 content -;;w;; To suffew ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU censuwe fow xDD such :33 fauwts -;;w;; As UwU shaww be ^.^ pwov'd ;;w;; upon OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. -MENENIUS. Lo, uWu citizens, ^.^ he ;;w;; says ^.^ he >_> is OwO content. -uWu The warlike OwO sewvice ^.^ he >_> has :33 donye, >_> considew; think ->_> Upon x3 the wounds :33 his >w< body bears, which x3 show -Wike gwaves :33 i' x3 th' >w< howy x3 chuwchyawd. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 Scwatches with bwiews, -OwO Scaws to move :33 waughtew onwy. -MENENIUS. Consider further, -:33 That when ^.^ he xDD speaks nyot ^.^ wike :3 a xDD citizen, ->_> You find ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a UwU sowdiew; UwU do nyot OwO take -ÚwÚ His woughew ;;w;; accents fow :3 mawicious >_< sounds, -But, >_< as UwU I say, xDD such >_< as :33 become :3 a soldier -Rather than :3 envy OwO you. -^w^ COMINyIUS. xDD Weww, OwO weww! No more. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, -:33 That ^.^ being :33 pass'd fow xDD consuw with full voice, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU so UwU dishonyouw'd :3 that x3 the xDD vewy >_> houw ->_> You OwO take >w< it x3 off ^w^ again? -:3 SICINyIUS. Answer to >_> us. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 Say :33 then; UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, UwU I ought :3 so. -:3 SICINyIUS. We :3 chawge xDD you :3 that xDD you uWu have contriv'd to OwO take -Fwom ÚwÚ Wome aww season'd office, ÚwÚ and to wind -;;w;; Youwsewf x3 into :3 a powew tywannyicaw; -For which xDD you OwO awe :3 a traitor to x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ How- traitor? -MENENIUS. Nyay, UwU tempewatewy! uWu Youw pwomise. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The fiwes :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; wowest heww ^w^ fowd uWu in x3 the >_> peopwe! -;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me uWu theiw twaitow! ^.^ Thou xDD injuwious :3 twibunye! -OwO Within ^.^ thinye eyes sat ÚwÚ twenty thousand UwU deaths, -^w^ In >w< thy ^.^ hands clutch'd >_< as UwU many x3 miwwions, uWu in -x3 Thy lying >_> tongue both OwO nyumbews, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say -;;w;; 'Thou ^.^ wiest' >w< unto uWu thee with :3 a uWu voice >_< as fwee -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do pray x3 the gods. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Mawk xDD you uWu this, people? -OwO PWEBEIANS. ;;w;; To x3 th' :33 wock, to x3 th' :33 wock, with x3 him! -:3 SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Peace! -We >_< nyeed nyot put x3 nyew ;;w;; mattew to :33 his chawge. ->_> What xDD you uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him UwU do ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ him :3 speak, -^w^ Beating x3 youw OwO officews, ^-^ cuwsing ^w^ youwsewves, ->_< Opposing UwU waws with ;;w;; stwokes, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^w^ defying ->w< Those x3 whose great powew ^w^ must >_> twy uWu him- even uWu this, -^w^ So >_< cwiminyaw ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such >w< capitaw ;;w;; kind, ->_> Desewves x3 th' extremest death. -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO But xDD since ^.^ he hath -OwO Sewv'd weww fow ^w^ Wome- -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> What UwU do xDD you prate of sewvice? -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I tawk of :3 that :3 that ^.^ knyow :3 it. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu You! -MENENIUS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the promise :3 that xDD you UwU made x3 youw mothew? -^w^ COMINyIUS. Knyow, UwU I pray :3 you- -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. I'll ^.^ knyow nyo fuwthew. -Let them pwonyounce x3 the ÚwÚ steep Tarpeian UwU death, -OwO Vagabond >w< exiwe, ^-^ fwaying, x3 pent to :33 wingew -OwO But with :3 a ^-^ gwain :3 a ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU buy -^-^ Theiw xDD mewcy uWu at x3 the pwice of one >w< faiw word, -x3 Nyow ^.^ check x3 my couwage fow >_> what ;;w;; they ^.^ can give, -;;w;; To have't with :3 saying x3 'Good xDD mowwow.' -:3 SICINyIUS. For :3 that ^.^ he >_< has- -;;w;; As much >_< as uWu in ^.^ him :3 wies- from time to time ->_< Envied OwO against x3 the >_> peopwe, UwU seeking means -;;w;; To pluck OwO away uWu theiw power; >_< as nyow uWu at >w< wast -Given >_> hostiwe ;;w;; stwokes, ÚwÚ and :3 that nyot uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence -Of ^w^ dweaded justice, >_> but on x3 the ministers -:33 That UwU do ÚwÚ distwibute OwO it- uWu in x3 the xDD nyame ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> peopwe, -xDD And uWu in x3 the powew of >_> us x3 the :33 twibunyes, :33 we, -Ev'n from ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ instant, banyish ^.^ him UwU ouw city, -^w^ In peril of precipitation -Fwom x3 off x3 the OwO wock ^-^ Tawpeian, >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To enter UwU ouw ÚwÚ Wome gates. xDD I' x3 th' people's :33 nyame, -UwU I >_> say >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. -OwO PWEBEIANS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> so, >w< it UwU shaww be so! Let ^.^ him away! -He's banish'd, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. -^w^ COMINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, x3 my >w< mastews ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ common >_> fwiends- -:3 SICINyIUS. He's sentenc'd; nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; heawing. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Let ;;w;; me >_< speak. -UwU I uWu have :33 been consul, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can x3 show fow ÚwÚ Wome -:3 Hew ^.^ enyemies' >w< mawks ;;w;; upon x3 me. UwU I UwU do wuv -OwO My >_> countwy's ÚwÚ good with :3 a wespect ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ tendew, -uWu Mowe >w< howy ÚwÚ and >w< pwofound, than >_< minye UwU own :3 wife, -OwO My uWu deaw ^w^ wife's ^w^ estimate, her womb's incwease -xDD And treasure of x3 my ^.^ woins. UwU Then >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd -^w^ Speak >_< that- -:3 SICINyIUS. We ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^.^ dwift. ^w^ Speak UwU what? -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe to be said, >_> but ^.^ he >_> is banish'd, -;;w;; As ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and :33 his country. -^.^ It UwU shaww be :3 so. -OwO PWEBEIANS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> so, >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. YOU ^w^ common cwy of xDD cuws, x3 whose UwU bweath UwU I ^-^ hate -;;w;; As >_< week ^.^ o' x3 th' wotten uWu fens, x3 whose loves UwU I >w< pwize -;;w;; As x3 the >_< dead cawcasses of unbuwied ;;w;; men -:33 That UwU do corrupt x3 my aiw- UwU I banyish OwO you. -xDD And OwO hewe wemain with x3 youw uncertainty! -Let every feebwe >_< wumouw ;;w;; shake x3 youw >_> heawts; -uWu Youw UwU enyemies, with uWu nyodding of uWu theiw >_< pwumes, -Fan xDD you x3 into UwU despaiw! :3 Have x3 the powew still -;;w;; To banyish x3 youw defendews, >w< tiww uWu at :33 wength -uWu Youw ignyowance- which ÚwÚ finds nyot >w< tiww >w< it feels, -^.^ Making >_> but wesewvation of youwsewves -UwU Stiww x3 youw UwU own UwU foes- ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you -;;w;; As UwU most :3 abated captives to x3 some nation -:33 That ^.^ won xDD you ^-^ without bwows! OwO Despising -For xDD you x3 the city, OwO thus UwU I turn x3 my back; ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a wowwd ewsewhewe. -Exeunt OwO COWIOWANyUS, -COMINyIUS, MENENIUS, with x3 the othew PATWICIANS -UwU AEDIWE. uWu The people's ;;w;; enyemy >_> is >w< gonye, >_> is ÚwÚ gonye! -^w^ [They aww >_> shout ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow x3 up uWu theiw :33 caps] -OwO PWEBEIANS. Our ;;w;; enyemy >_> is banish'd, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ gonye! ÚwÚ Hoo-oo! -:3 SICINyIUS. Go >_> see ^.^ him x3 out uWu at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, -;;w;; As ^.^ he hath follow'd UwU you, with aww despite; -Give ^.^ him OwO desewv'd ;;w;; vexation. Let :3 a xDD guawd -uWu Attend >_> us ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> city. -OwO PWEBEIANS. ^.^ Come, come, >_> wet's >_> see ^.^ him x3 out uWu at gates; >w< come! -uWu The gods pwesewve UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; twibunyes! >w< Come. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe :3 a uWu gate of x3 the UwU city - -Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, MENENIUS, COMINyIUS, -with x3 the xDD young UwU NyOBIWITY of ÚwÚ Wome - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Come, OwO weave x3 youw teaws; :3 a bwief farewell. uWu The beast -With UwU many heads ^-^ butts ;;w;; me xDD away. Nyay, :33 mothew, -Whewe >_> is x3 youw UwU ancient courage? >_> You :3 wewe ;;w;; us'd -;;w;; To >_> say >_< extwemities UwU was x3 the ;;w;; twiew of :33 spiwits; -:33 That ^w^ common chances ^w^ common ;;w;; men couwd bear; -:33 That when x3 the sea UwU was ÚwÚ cawm aww ^w^ boats :33 awike -Show'd ;;w;; mastewship uWu in UwU fwoating; ;;w;; fowtunye's ÚwÚ bwows, -x3 When UwU most >w< stwuck ^.^ home, ^.^ being ^-^ gentwe wounded cwaves -^-^ A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; cunnying. >_> You :3 wewe ;;w;; us'd to woad ;;w;; me -With precepts :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make invincibwe -uWu The >_< heawt :3 that xDD conn'd OwO them. -VIRGILIA. x3 O OwO heavens! x3 O OwO heavens! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ woman- ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Now x3 the red uWu pestiwence strike aww :3 twades uWu in ^w^ Wome, -xDD And xDD occupations perish! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. What, x3 what, xDD what! -UwU I UwU shaww be :3 wov'd when UwU I ^w^ am >_< wack'd. Nyay, :33 mothew, -:33 Wesume :3 that ^w^ spiwit when xDD you :3 wewe UwU wont to say, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD had :33 been x3 the >w< wife of >_> Hewcuwes, -uWu Six of :33 his uWu wabouws you'd uWu have :33 donye, ÚwÚ and >w< sav'd -uWu Youw :33 husband UwU so much >_> sweat. Cominyius, -Dwoop x3 nyot; ^w^ adieu. UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my x3 mothew. -I'll UwU do weww >_> yet. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and true ^-^ Menyenyius, -x3 Thy tears OwO awe salter than :3 a :3 youngew :33 man's -xDD And :3 venyomous to ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. OwO My ÚwÚ sometime Genyewaw, -UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee :33 stewn, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; oft beheld ->_< Heawt-hawd'nying spectacwes; tell these >_> sad x3 women -'Tis fond to waiw inevitable ;;w;; stwokes, -;;w;; As UwU 'tis to laugh uWu at ^.^ 'em. OwO My :33 mothew, xDD you uWu wot weww -OwO My ^w^ hazawds still uWu have :33 been x3 youw solace; ÚwÚ and -x3 Bewieve't nyot >_< wightwy- ^w^ though UwU I OwO go ^-^ awonye, -Wike to :3 a wonyewy ^-^ dwagon, :3 that :33 his ^-^ fen -:3 Makes feaw'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ tawk'd of ^.^ mowe than uWu seen- x3 youw >_< son -Will ow xDD exceed x3 the ^w^ common ow be caught -With OwO cautewous baits ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwactice. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. OwO My xDD fiwst x3 son, -x3 Whithew wiwt xDD thou >w< go? ^.^ Take ÚwÚ good Cominyius -With uWu thee awhile; determine on x3 some course -uWu Mowe than :3 a >w< wiwd x3 expostuwe to >_< each chance -:33 That starts :33 i' x3 th' uWu way >w< befowe thee. -VIRGILIA. x3 O x3 the ^-^ gods! -^w^ COMINyIUS. I'll ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee :3 a ;;w;; month, >w< devise with x3 the -Whewe xDD thou shalt ^-^ west, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst hear of us, -xDD And ^.^ we of ÚwÚ thee; >_> so, >_> if x3 the time thwust fowth -^-^ A cause fow >w< thy repeal, ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot >_> send -^w^ O'ew x3 the >_> vast wowwd to >_> seek :3 a :3 singwe ^w^ man, -xDD And wose ÚwÚ advantage, which xDD doth OwO evew :3 coow -xDD I' x3 th' >w< absence of x3 the needer. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >w< Fawe OwO ye well; -^.^ Thou x3 hast years ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt ^w^ too full -Of x3 the >_< waws' surfeits to OwO go wuv with one ->w< That's yet unbruis'd; ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me >_> but x3 out uWu at uWu gate. -^.^ Come, x3 my x3 sweet :3 wife, x3 my deawest :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and -OwO My ^w^ fwiends of x3 nyobwe >w< touch; when UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ fowth, -x3 Bid ;;w;; me farewell, ÚwÚ and smile. UwU I pray xDD you x3 come. -While UwU I wemain :33 abuv x3 the x3 gwound xDD you UwU shaww ->w< Heaw from ;;w;; me still, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew of ;;w;; me ^.^ aught -OwO But >_> what >_> is ^.^ wike ;;w;; me fowmewwy. -MENENIUS. >w< That's ^-^ wowthiwy -;;w;; As xDD any ear ^.^ can heaw. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's nyot >_> weep. -;;w;; If UwU I couwd ;;w;; shake x3 off >_> but one ÚwÚ seven years -Fwom these ;;w;; owd :3 awms ÚwÚ and ^.^ wegs, ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu gods, -;;w;; I'd with uWu thee every ^-^ foot. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. ->w< Come. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the uWu gate - -Entew x3 the >w< two Twibunyes, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS with x3 the OwO AEDIWE - -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Bid them aww ÚwÚ home; uWu he's >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and we'll nyo fuwthew. -uWu The >_> nyobiwity OwO awe ^.^ vex'd, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we >_> see uWu have xDD sided -^w^ In :33 his ^.^ behawf. -^w^ BWUTUS. Now ^.^ we uWu have OwO shown UwU ouw x3 powew, -Let >_> us xDD seem ^w^ humbwew ÚwÚ aftew >w< it >_> is donye -Than when >w< it UwU was :33 a-doing. -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Bid them >_> home. -x3 Say uWu theiw great ;;w;; enyemy >_> is >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they -;;w;; Stand uWu in uWu theiw UwU ancient :33 stwength. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Dismiss them >_> home. uWu Exit OwO AEDIWE -:3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his x3 mothew. - -Entew OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and >_< MENyENyIUS - -:3 SICINyIUS. :3 Wet's nyot :3 meet her. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Why? -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ They >_> say ^w^ she's >_> mad. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ They uWu have >_> ta'en ^-^ nyote of us; >_< keep on x3 youw >_> way. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, Y'awe weww met; x3 th' hoarded pwague ^.^ o' x3 th' gods -Requite x3 youw love! -MENENIUS. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, be nyot UwU so xDD woud. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; If :3 that UwU I couwd fow weeping, xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ heaw- -Nyay, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww hear some. :33 [To BRUTUS] Will xDD you be gone? -VIRGILIA. :33 [To SICINyIUS] >_> You UwU shaww xDD stay UwU too. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had x3 the -powew -;;w;; To >_> say UwU so to x3 my husband. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 mankind? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Ay, foow; >_> is :3 that :3 a shame? xDD Nyote >_> but uWu this, OwO foow: -Was nyot :3 a x3 man x3 my father? UwU Hadst xDD thou ^.^ foxship -;;w;; To banyish ^.^ him :3 that >w< stwuck ^.^ mowe ^w^ bwows fow ÚwÚ Wome -Than xDD thou x3 hast >w< spoken xDD wowds? -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 O blessed OwO heavens! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >w< Moe x3 nyobwe ^w^ bwows than OwO evew xDD thou uWu wise words; -xDD And fow OwO Wome's UwU good. I'll tell uWu thee what- yet :3 go! -Nyay, >_> but xDD thou shalt xDD stay UwU too. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >_< son -^.^ Wewe uWu in Awabia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy twibe >w< befowe :3 him, -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ good xDD swowd uWu in :33 his >w< hand. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What ^w^ then? -VIRGILIA. >_> What >w< then! -ÚwÚ He'd >_< make >w< an >w< end of >w< thy postewity. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Bastards ÚwÚ and all. -^-^ Good ^w^ man, x3 the wounds :3 that ^.^ he does UwU beaw fow Wome! -MENENIUS. ^.^ Come, come, peace. -:3 SICINyIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had continued to :33 his countwy -;;w;; As ^.^ he began, ÚwÚ and nyot unknit >_< himsewf -uWu The x3 nyobwe >_< knyot ^.^ he >_> made. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he had!' >_< 'Twas xDD you :33 incens'd x3 the ;;w;; wabbwe- -Cats :3 that ^.^ can OwO judge >_< as OwO fitwy of :33 his ^.^ wowth -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can of UwU those >_> mystewies which heaven -Will nyot uWu have ^.^ eawth to :33 knyow. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_> Nyow, pray, ^w^ siw, get xDD you xDD gonye; ->_> You uWu have donye :3 a >_< bwave UwU deed. Ere xDD you x3 go, hear :33 this: -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as xDD doth x3 the Capitow xDD exceed -uWu The meanyest ;;w;; house uWu in ^w^ Wome, UwU so uWu faw x3 my >_< son- -This >_> wady's :33 husband UwU hewe, uWu this, UwU do xDD you ^w^ see?- -;;w;; Whom xDD you uWu have banyish'd does xDD exceed xDD you >w< an. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Weww, weww, we'll OwO weave OwO you. -:3 SICINyIUS. Why xDD stay ^.^ we to be OwO baited -With one :3 that wants her wits? Exeunt ^w^ TWIBUNyES ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ Take x3 my >_< pwayews with OwO you. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the gods xDD had >_< nyothing >_> ewse to UwU do -OwO But to :33 confiwm x3 my curses. Could UwU I :3 meet x3 'em -OwO But >_> once :3 a ^-^ day, >w< it ^.^ wouwd unclog x3 my >_< heawt -Of >_> what wies x3 heavy to't. -MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have told them ^.^ home, -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my troth, xDD you uWu have OwO cause. You'll UwU sup with me? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; Angew's x3 my :3 meat; UwU I UwU sup ;;w;; upon myself, -xDD And UwU so UwU shaww starve with uWu feeding. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. -Weave ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ faint puling ÚwÚ and wament >_< as UwU I UwU do, -^w^ In anger, ^.^ Junyo-wike. ^.^ Come, come, x3 come. -Exeunt >w< VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and >_< VIWGIWIA -MENENIUS. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A highway ^-^ between ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and Antium - -Entew :3 a WOMAN ÚwÚ and :3 a VOWSCE, meeting - -WOMAN. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^.^ knyow OwO me; x3 youw :33 nyame, UwU I >_< think, ->_> is Adwian. ->_< VOWSCE. ^.^ It >_> is >_> so, sir. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I uWu have fowgot OwO you. -WOMAN. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< sewvices awe, >_< as xDD you awe, OwO against ^.^ 'em. -xDD Knyow xDD you ;;w;; me :33 yet? ->_< VOWSCE. Nicanor? Nyo! -WOMAN. uWu The same, sir. ->_< VOWSCE. YOU xDD had ^.^ mowe ^w^ beawd when UwU I >w< wast saw UwU you, >_> but x3 youw ^.^ favouw >_> is -weww appear'd ^.^ by x3 youw :33 tongue. x3 What's x3 the nyews uWu in >w< Wome? UwU I uWu have :3 a -^-^ nyote from x3 the ;;w;; Vowscian state, to find xDD you x3 out :33 thewe. >_> You uWu have -weww ÚwÚ saved ;;w;; me :3 a day's jouwnyey. -WOMAN. >_> Thewe hath :33 been uWu in ÚwÚ Wome ;;w;; stwange >_< insuwwections: x3 the OwO peopwe -OwO against x3 the senyatows, UwU patwicians, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobwes. ->_< VOWSCE. >_< Hath >_< been! Is >w< it ended, ^w^ then? Our >w< state ^w^ thinks nyot so; ;;w;; they -OwO awe uWu in :3 a UwU most warlike pwepawation, ÚwÚ and UwU hope to come ;;w;; upon them uWu in -x3 the ^.^ heat of uWu theiw division. -WOMAN. uWu The :33 main bwaze of >w< it >_> is past, >_> but :3 a UwU smaww ^.^ thing ^.^ wouwd >_< make ->w< it fwame again; fow x3 the nyobwes receive UwU so to >_< heawt x3 the UwU banyishment -of :3 that ÚwÚ wowthy Cowiowanyus :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in :3 a ripe :33 aptnyess to OwO take -aww powew from x3 the >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and to pluck from them uWu theiw tribunes -fow ever. This wies UwU gwowing, UwU I ^.^ can tell UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_> is almost uWu matuwe -fow x3 the :3 viowent breaking OwO out. ->_< VOWSCE. Cowiowanyus banish'd! -WOMAN. Banish'd, sir. ->_< VOWSCE. >_> You xDD wiww be wewcome with ÚwÚ this ^w^ intewwigence, Nyicanyow. -WOMAN. uWu The day sewves weww fow them now. UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said x3 the -OwO fittest time to corrupt :3 a :33 man's >w< wife >_> is when ^w^ she's fall'n x3 out -with her husband. uWu Youw x3 nyobwe Tullus Aufidius xDD wiww appeaw weww uWu in -these ^-^ waws, :33 his great opposew, Cowiowanyus, ^.^ being nyow uWu in nyo -request of :33 his country. ->_< VOWSCE. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose. UwU I ^w^ am UwU most ;;w;; fowtunyate OwO thus UwU accidentawwy to -x3 encountew uWu you; xDD you uWu have >_< ended x3 my business, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ mewwiwy -;;w;; accompany xDD you >_> home. -WOMAN. UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ between ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and OwO suppew tell xDD you UwU most ;;w;; stwange ^.^ things -from ^w^ Wome, aww tending to x3 the ÚwÚ good of uWu theiw adversaries. :3 Have xDD you ->w< an ^.^ awmy :3 weady, >_> say you? ->_< VOWSCE. ^-^ A UwU most royal onye: x3 the centuwions ÚwÚ and uWu theiw chawges, -distinctwy >w< biwweted, xDD awweady uWu in x3 th' ^w^ entewtainment, ÚwÚ and to be on -:33 foot uWu at >w< an hour's wawnying. -WOMAN. UwU I ^w^ am >w< joyfuw to hear of uWu theiw readiness, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am x3 the ^w^ man, UwU I ->_< think, :3 that UwU shaww uWu set them uWu in xDD pwesent OwO action. So, ^w^ siw, UwU heawtiwy -weww :3 met, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu gwad of x3 youw UwU company. ->_< VOWSCE. >_> You OwO take x3 my ÚwÚ pawt from uWu me, sir. UwU I uWu have x3 the UwU most cause to be -uWu gwad of x3 youws. -WOMAN. xDD Weww, wet >_> us OwO go together. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Antium. ^.^ Befowe AUFIDIUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, uWu in >_> mean ^w^ appawew, :33 disguis'd ÚwÚ and muffled - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy UwU city >_> is ÚwÚ this Antium. City, -'Tis UwU I :3 that UwU made >w< thy :3 widows: UwU many >w< an heir -Of these >w< faiw xDD edifices fore x3 my UwU waws -:3 Have UwU I heard gwoan ÚwÚ and :3 dwop. UwU Then ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me not. -Lest :3 that >w< thy ;;w;; wives with x3 spits ÚwÚ and >_< boys with ^w^ stonyes, -^w^ In >_< puny ÚwÚ battwe slay x3 me. - -Entew ^-^ A :3 CITIZEN - -:3 Save UwU you, sir. -;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO Diwect uWu me, >_> if >w< it be x3 youw :33 wiww, -Whewe great Aufidius uWu wies. Is ^.^ he uWu in OwO Antium? -;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and feasts x3 the nyobwes of x3 the >w< state -At :33 his ;;w;; house ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Which >_> is :33 his house, :33 beseech you? -;;w;; CITIZEN. This OwO hewe >w< befowe OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Thank UwU you, siw; farewell. uWu Exit :3 CITIZEN -x3 O ^w^ wowwd, >w< thy slippery ;;w;; tuwns! Fwiends nyow ÚwÚ fast sworn, ->_< Whose :3 doubwe >_> bosoms ;;w;; seems to ^-^ weaw one uWu heawt, ->_< Whose houws, x3 whose ^.^ bed, x3 whose ^w^ meaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ exewcise -^w^ Awe still together, who ^.^ twin, >_< as :33 'twewe, uWu in xDD wuv, -Unseparable, UwU shaww within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, -On :3 a xDD dissension of :3 a doit, bweak x3 out -;;w;; To bittewest :33 enmity; UwU so UwU fewwest ;;w;; foes, ->_< Whose passions ÚwÚ and x3 whose plots uWu have broke uWu theiw :33 sweep -;;w;; To OwO take x3 the one x3 the ÚwÚ othew, ^.^ by x3 some chance, -;;w;; Some twick nyot ^.^ wowth >w< an ^.^ egg, UwU shaww gwow uWu deaw ^w^ fwiends -xDD And >_> intewjoin uWu theiw >w< issues. ^w^ So with ;;w;; me: -OwO My biwthpwace ^-^ hate I, ÚwÚ and x3 my love's ;;w;; upon -This ;;w;; enyemy xDD town. I'll enter. ;;w;; If ^.^ he slay uWu me, ->w< He does >w< faiw :3 justice: >_> if ^.^ he UwU give ;;w;; me :3 way, -I'll UwU do :33 his countwy service. - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -Antium. AUFIDIUS' ;;w;; house - -Music xDD pways. Entew ^-^ A ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Wine, wine, :3 winye! >_> What OwO sewvice >_> is here! UwU I think UwU ouw -^w^ fewwows OwO awe asleep. uWu Exit - -Entew anyothew ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -^w^ SECOND >w< SERVANT.Where's UwU Cotus? OwO My >_< mastew ;;w;; cawws fow ^.^ him. -:3 Cotus! uWu Exit - -Entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy ÚwÚ house. uWu The >_> feast >_< smewws weww, >_> but UwU I -Appear nyot ^.^ wike :3 a :33 guest. - -^.^ We-entew x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you have, >w< fwiend? -OwO Whence OwO awe you? >_> Hewe's nyo :33 pwace fow xDD you: pray OwO go to x3 the UwU doow. -uWu Exit -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd nyo xDD bettew entewtainment -^w^ In ^.^ being Coriolanus. - -^.^ We-entew second ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. OwO Whence OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? x3 Has x3 the powtew :33 his eyes uWu in :33 his ->_> head :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; gives entrance to xDD such companions? >_> Pway get xDD you OwO out. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Away! -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ;;w;; Away? >_< Get xDD you xDD away. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Now x3 th' awt troublesome. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so brave? I'll uWu have xDD you ^w^ tawk'd with x3 anyon. - -Entew :3 a thiwd SEWVINGMAN. uWu The xDD fiwst ^.^ meets ^.^ him - -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What fellow's :3 this? -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^-^ A ;;w;; stwange one >_< as OwO evew UwU I >_> wook'd :3 on. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot get ^.^ him -x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ house. UwU Pwithee caww x3 my >_< mastew to ^.^ him. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What uWu have xDD you to UwU do UwU hewe, fewwow? >_> Pway xDD you avoid x3 the -ÚwÚ house. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Let ;;w;; me >_> but uWu stand- UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt x3 youw ^-^ heawth. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What OwO awe you? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A :3 gentweman. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ^-^ A >w< mawv'wwous poor onye. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Twue, UwU so UwU I am. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> Pway UwU you, poor gentweman, OwO take x3 up x3 some othew ->_> station; hewe's nyo :33 pwace fow OwO you. >_> Pway xDD you xDD avoid. >w< Come. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Follow x3 youw UwU function, OwO go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ batten on UwU cowd >_< bits. -[Pushes ^.^ him OwO away from >w< him] -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. What, xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ nyot? UwU Pwithee tell x3 my >_< mastew >_> what :3 a -;;w;; stwange uWu guest ^.^ he >_> has hewe. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. xDD And UwU I >_< shaww. uWu Exit -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Whewe ^w^ dweww'st thou? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Undew x3 the ^-^ canyopy. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ;;w;; Undew x3 the >_> canyopy? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Ay. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. :3 Whewe's ^-^ that? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. xDD I' x3 th' UwU city of :33 kites ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwows. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. xDD I' x3 th' UwU city of :33 kites ÚwÚ and cwows! ->_> What >w< an >w< ass >w< it x3 is! UwU Then xDD thou ^w^ dweww'st with ÚwÚ daws xDD too? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo, UwU I serve nyot >w< thy master. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. How, sir! Do xDD you UwU meddwe with x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Ay; UwU 'tis >w< an ^-^ honyestew OwO sewvice than to UwU meddwe with >w< thy -^w^ mistwess. ^.^ Thou xDD pwat'st ÚwÚ and :33 pwat'st; serve with >w< thy >_< twenchew; -UwU hence! :33 [Beats ^.^ him away] - -Entew xDD AUFIDIUS with x3 the second ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -AUFIDIUS. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this fewwow? -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Here, siw; ;;w;; I'd uWu have beaten ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a dog, >_> but fow -distuwbing x3 the wowds x3 within. -AUFIDIUS. OwO Whence UwU com'st thou? >_> What wouldst thou? x3 Thy :3 nyame? -Why ;;w;; speak'st ^w^ nyot? ÚwÚ Speak, man. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ [Unmuffwing] If, ^-^ Tuwwus, -ÚwÚ Nyot yet xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st uWu me, x3 and, ^-^ seeing uWu me, dost nyot -^w^ Think ;;w;; me fow x3 the x3 man UwU I am, ;;w;; nyecessity -:33 Commands ;;w;; me xDD nyame :3 mysewf. -AUFIDIUS. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ A xDD nyame x3 unmusicaw to x3 the ÚwÚ Vowscians' ;;w;; eaws, -xDD And UwU hawsh uWu in >_> sound to ÚwÚ thinye. -AUFIDIUS. Say, UwU what's >w< thy :3 nyame? -^.^ Thou >_> has :3 a gwim ^-^ appeawance, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO face -:33 Beaws :3 a ÚwÚ command in't; ^w^ though >w< thy tackle's xDD town, -^.^ Thou xDD show'st :3 a x3 nyobwe vessel. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Pwepawe >w< thy ^w^ bwow to frown- ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou ;;w;; me :33 yet? -AUFIDIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee not. x3 Thy :3 nyame? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is :3 Caius ^w^ Mawcius, who hath donye -;;w;; To uWu thee ;;w;; pawticuwawwy, ÚwÚ and to aww x3 the ^w^ Vowsces, -UwU Gweat ÚwÚ huwt ÚwÚ and mischief; thereto >_> witnyess OwO may -OwO My >_< suwnyame, Coriolanus. uWu The >w< painfuw sewvice, -uWu The extweme ÚwÚ dangews, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ dwops of :3 bwood -;;w;; Shed fow x3 my thankwess country, OwO awe uWu wequited -OwO But with :3 that :33 suwnyame- :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ memowy -xDD And >_> witnyess of x3 the malice ÚwÚ and >_< dispweasuwe ->_< Which xDD thou shouwdst UwU beaw x3 me. Onwy :3 that xDD nyame remains; -uWu The OwO cwuewty ÚwÚ and :3 envy of x3 the >_> peopwe, -Permitted ^.^ by UwU ouw ÚwÚ dastawd ^.^ nyobwes, who -:3 Have aww fowsook uWu me, hath x3 devouw'd x3 the ^-^ west, -^-^ An ^w^ suffew'd ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 th' uWu voice of xDD swaves to be -^w^ Whoop'd x3 out of xDD Wome. Now ÚwÚ this extremity ->_< Hath ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to >w< thy heawth; nyot x3 out of hope, -^-^ Mistake ;;w;; me >_> nyot, to :3 save x3 my :33 wife; fow >_> if -UwU I xDD had feaw'd UwU death, of aww x3 the ;;w;; men :33 i' x3 th' wowwd -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> 'voided ÚwÚ thee; >_> but uWu in mere xDD spite, -;;w;; To be full ^.^ quit of UwU those x3 my x3 banyishews, -;;w;; Stand UwU I >w< befowe uWu thee hewe. UwU Then >_> if xDD thou x3 hast -^-^ A >_< heawt of >w< wweak uWu in ÚwÚ thee, :3 that wiwt xDD wevenge -OwO Thinye UwU own xDD pawticuwaw >_< wwongs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop UwU those >_> maims -Of ^-^ shame :3 seen ^w^ thwough >w< thy country, ^w^ speed uWu thee ^w^ stwaight -xDD And >_< make x3 my misery serve >w< thy x3 tuwn. ^w^ So use >w< it -:33 That x3 my UwU wevengefuw >_< sewvices OwO may ^-^ pwuv -;;w;; As benyefits to ÚwÚ thee; fow UwU I xDD wiww >w< fight -^w^ Against x3 my ;;w;; cank'wed countwy with x3 the UwU spween -Of aww x3 the :33 undew :33 fiends. OwO But >_> if UwU so be -^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st nyot uWu this, ÚwÚ and :3 that to ^-^ pwuv ^.^ mowe fowtunyes -Th'art :3 tiw'd, >w< then, uWu in :3 a word, UwU I awso ^w^ am -Wongew to ^w^ wive UwU most OwO weawy, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent -OwO My ^w^ thwoat to uWu thee ÚwÚ and to >w< thy UwU ancient malice; ->_< Which nyot to :3 cut ^.^ wouwd x3 show uWu thee >_> but :3 a x3 foow, -Since UwU I uWu have OwO evew fowwowed uWu thee with hate, -Drawn UwU tuns of :3 bwood x3 out of >w< thy >_> countwy's UwU bweast, -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive >_> but to >w< thy UwU shame, ^w^ unwess -^.^ It be to UwU do uWu thee service. -AUFIDIUS. x3 O ^w^ Mawcius, ^.^ Mawcius! -x3 Each ;;w;; wowd xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke hath weeded from x3 my >_< heawt -^-^ A ^.^ woot of UwU ancient envy. ;;w;; If Jupiter -Should from :33 yond ;;w;; cwoud speak divine :3 things, -xDD And >_> say ''Tis OwO twue,' ;;w;; I'd nyot ^-^ bewieve them ^.^ mowe -Than ÚwÚ thee, aww x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Mawcius. Let ;;w;; me twinye -Mine :3 awms about :3 that ;;w;; body, :3 whewe OwO against -OwO My ^-^ gwainyed uWu ash >w< an :3 hundwed times hath broke -xDD And scarr'd x3 the ;;w;; moon with splinters; OwO hewe UwU I cwip -uWu The ^-^ anviw of x3 my uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and UwU do :3 contest -;;w;; As hotly ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; nyobwy with >w< thy wuv -;;w;; As OwO evew uWu in :3 ambitious ÚwÚ stwength UwU I uWu did -Contend OwO against >w< thy ;;w;; vawouw. xDD Knyow xDD thou ÚwÚ fiwst, -UwU I :3 wov'd x3 the >_< maid UwU I ^w^ mawwied; >_< nyevew x3 man -Sigh'd twuew breath; >_> but :3 that UwU I >_> see uWu thee UwU hewe, -^.^ Thou x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ thing, ^.^ mowe :33 dances x3 my wapt >_< heawt -Than when UwU I xDD fiwst x3 my >w< wedded mistwess saw -ÚwÚ Bestwide x3 my OwO thweshowd. Why, xDD thou :33 Maws, UwU I tell x3 the -We uWu have :3 a powew on xDD foot, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had OwO puwpose -Once ^.^ mowe to hew >w< thy uWu tawget from >w< thy >_> bwawn, -:33 Ow wose >_< minye awm xDD fow't. ^.^ Thou x3 hast xDD beat ;;w;; me x3 out -Twewve sevewaw xDD times, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have xDD nyightwy xDD since -Dreamt of encounters 'twixt >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and me- -We uWu have :33 been down togethew uWu in x3 my sweep, -Unbuckling ^.^ hewms, UwU fisting >_< each ;;w;; othew's throat- -xDD And >_< wak'd half >_< dead with OwO nyothing. Wowthy ^w^ Mawcius, -xDD Had ^.^ we nyo othew ^-^ quawwew >_> ewse to ÚwÚ Wome >_> but :3 that -^.^ Thou awt thence banish'd, ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd muster aww -Fwom >_< twewve to seventy, x3 and, OwO pouwing >w< waw -^.^ Into x3 the bowels of uWu ungwatefuw ^w^ Wome, -Wike :3 a bold flood o'ewbeat. >_< O, come, OwO go x3 in, -xDD And OwO take UwU ouw xDD fwiendwy :3 senyatows ^.^ by x3 th' ^.^ hands, -Who nyow OwO awe UwU hewe, :3 taking uWu theiw >w< weaves of ;;w;; me -Who ^w^ am pwepaw'd OwO against x3 youw ^-^ tewwitowies, -;;w;; Though nyot fow ÚwÚ Wome itself. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> You ;;w;; bwess uWu me, ^-^ gods! -AUFIDIUS. >_< Thewefowe, :3 most. ^w^ absowute ^w^ siw, >_> if xDD thou wiwt uWu have -uWu The weading of ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> wevenges, OwO take -xDD Th' one half of x3 my xDD commission, ÚwÚ and uWu set ;;w;; down- -;;w;; As best xDD thou awt experienc'd, xDD since xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st -x3 Thy >_> countwy's ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and UwU weaknyess- ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< ways, -Whethew to :3 knyock OwO against x3 the :3 gates of ^w^ Wome, -:33 Ow wudewy x3 visit them uWu in parts wemote -;;w;; To :33 fwight them ere >_< destwoy. OwO But come UwU in; -Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ commend uWu thee xDD fiwst to UwU those :3 that UwU shaww -x3 Say >w< yea to >w< thy :33 desiwes. ^-^ A thousand ;;w;; wewcomes! -xDD And ^.^ mowe :3 a :33 fwiend than ;;w;; e'ew >w< an enemy; -Yet, ^w^ Mawcius, :3 that UwU was :33 much. uWu Youw xDD hand; UwU most welcome! -Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and xDD AUFIDIUS - -uWu The >w< two :33 SEWVINGMEN come forward - -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_> Hewe's :3 a ;;w;; stwange awtewation! -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^-^ By x3 my uWu hand, UwU I xDD had xDD thought to uWu have stwucken ^.^ him with -:3 a ;;w;; cudgew; ÚwÚ and yet x3 my ^-^ mind uWu gave ;;w;; me :33 his x3 cwothes UwU made :3 a UwU fawse wepowt -of ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_> What >w< an awm ^.^ he x3 has! >w< He >_> tuwn'd ;;w;; me about with :33 his -finger ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 thumb, >_< as one ^.^ wouwd uWu set x3 up :3 a >_> top. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Nyay, UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ by :33 his OwO face :3 that there UwU was ^-^ something uWu in -him; ^.^ he :33 had, ^w^ siw, :3 a uWu kind of >w< face, ^w^ methought- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >w< how to -term :3 it. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< He xDD had >_> so, ^w^ wooking >_< as >w< it were- Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu hang'd, ->_> but UwU I xDD thought there UwU was ^.^ mowe uWu in ^.^ him than UwU I couwd UwU think. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^w^ So uWu did I, I'll be swown. >w< He >_> is simply x3 the ^.^ wawest -x3 man :33 i' x3 th' wowwd. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. UwU I think ^.^ he is; >_> but :3 a :33 gweatew soldier than ^.^ he xDD you uWu wot -:3 on. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. UwU Who, x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Nyay, x3 it's nyo ;;w;; mattew fow x3 that. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Wowth six on ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Nyay, nyot UwU so UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU I OwO take ^.^ him to be x3 the -:33 gweatew OwO sowdiew. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Faith, wook UwU you, one ;;w;; cannyot tell >w< how to >_> say :33 that; -fow x3 the x3 defence of :3 a :33 town UwU ouw general >_> is excellent. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Ay, ÚwÚ and fow >w< an OwO assauwt UwU too. - -^.^ We-entew x3 the thiwd ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. x3 O swaves, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you ^.^ nyews- news, xDD you ^w^ wascaws! -ÚwÚ BOTH. What, x3 what, UwU what? :3 Wet's partake. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a Woman, of aww ÚwÚ nyations; -UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be :3 a condemn'd man. -ÚwÚ BOTH. Whewefowe? OwO whewefowe? -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Why, hewe's ^.^ he :3 that UwU was UwU wont to thwack UwU ouw genyewaw- -:3 Caius ÚwÚ Mawcius. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Why UwU do xDD you >_> say >w< 'thwack UwU ouw genyewaw'? -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. UwU I UwU do nyot >_> say >w< 'thwack UwU ouw xDD genyewaw,' >_> but ^.^ he UwU was awways -ÚwÚ good enough fow ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ fewwows ÚwÚ and fwiends. >w< He UwU was OwO evew ^w^ too -x3 hawd fow :3 him, UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_> say UwU so himself. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< He UwU was ^w^ too x3 hawd fow ^.^ him ÚwÚ diwectwy, to >_> say x3 the troth -^-^ on't; >w< befowe ;;w;; Cowiowi ^.^ he xDD scotch'd ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >_< nyotch'd ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a -uWu cawbonyado. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^-^ An ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_< cannyibawwy ^w^ given, ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have ->_< bwoiw'd ÚwÚ and eaten ^.^ him UwU too. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO But ^.^ mowe of >w< thy ÚwÚ nyews! -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Why, ^.^ he >_> is UwU so UwU made on OwO hewe within >_< as >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< son -ÚwÚ and heir to x3 Maws; uWu set uWu at >w< uppew >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' table; nyo ;;w;; question -asked ^.^ him ^.^ by xDD any of x3 the :3 senyatows >_> but ;;w;; they stand ;;w;; bawd >w< befowe ^.^ him. -Our general >_< himsewf x3 makes :3 a mistwess of :3 him, ^.^ sanctifies >_< himsewf -with's uWu hand, ÚwÚ and tuwns x3 up x3 the ^-^ white ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ eye to :33 his discourse. -OwO But x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the nyews ;;w;; is, UwU ouw general >_> is :3 cut :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; middwe -ÚwÚ and >_> but one half of >_> what ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ yestewday, fow x3 the othew >_> has half -^.^ by x3 the entreaty ÚwÚ and gwant of x3 the whole ;;w;; tabwe. ^-^ He'ww x3 go, ^.^ he says, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; soww x3 the powtew of ÚwÚ Wome :3 gates ^.^ by x3 th' ears; ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ mow aww -down >w< befowe :3 him, ÚwÚ and OwO weave :33 his uWu passage UwU poww'd. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. xDD And uWu he's >_< as ^.^ wike to do't >_< as xDD any x3 man UwU I ^.^ can imaginye. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ^w^ Do't! >w< He xDD wiww OwO do't; fow wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> has >_< as -UwU many ^w^ fwiends >_< as enyemies; which OwO fwiends, ^w^ siw, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, x3 duwst -nyot- wook UwU you, >_< siw- x3 show ^.^ themsewves, >_< as ^.^ we term :33 it, :33 his OwO fwiends, -whiwst uWu he's uWu in diwectitude. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Directitude? x3 What's ^-^ that? -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. OwO But when ;;w;; they UwU shaww see, ^w^ siw, :33 his uWu cwest x3 up again ÚwÚ and -x3 the x3 man uWu in bwood, ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 out of uWu theiw burrows, ^.^ wike :3 conyies -ÚwÚ aftew rain, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevew >w< an with ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO But when xDD goes ÚwÚ this forward? -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_< To-mowwow, uWu to-day, presently. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 the -drum >w< stwuck x3 up ÚwÚ this afternoon; UwU 'tis >_< as >w< it :3 wewe parcel of uWu theiw -OwO feast, ÚwÚ and to be executed ere ;;w;; they xDD wipe uWu theiw x3 wips. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Why, xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have :3 a stirring wowwd ;;w;; again. -This uWu peace >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but to ^w^ wust uWu iwon, incwease tailors, ÚwÚ and -breed bawwad-makews. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Let ;;w;; me uWu have waw, >_> say x3 I; >w< it exceeds uWu peace >_< as uWu faw >_< as -day does ^w^ nyight; x3 it's spwitewy, :3 waking, audible, ÚwÚ and full of ^w^ vent. -:3 Peace >_> is :3 a xDD vewy apopwexy, wethawgy; mull'd, deaf, ;;w;; sweepy, -x3 insensibwe; :3 a ;;w;; gettew of ^.^ mowe ^.^ bastawd x3 chiwdwen than waw's :3 a ->w< destwoyew of ^.^ men. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. 'Tis so; ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< waw uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt OwO may be uWu said to be -:3 a ;;w;; wavishew, UwU so >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be >w< denyied >_> but uWu peace >_> is :3 a great >w< makew of -cuckowds. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; men ^-^ hate one anyothew. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. :33 Weason: uWu because ;;w;; they xDD then less >_< nyeed one anyothew. uWu The -UwU waws fow x3 my money. UwU I UwU hope to >_> see Romans >_< as cheap >_< as Vowscians. -^-^ They OwO awe >_< wising, ;;w;; they OwO awe rising. -ÚwÚ BOTH. ÚwÚ In, x3 in, x3 in, :3 in! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew x3 the >w< two Twibunyes, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and BRUTUS - -:3 SICINyIUS. We hear nyot of :3 him, :3 nyeithew >_< nyeed ^.^ we feaw ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ His remedies OwO awe tame. uWu The xDD pwesent uWu peace -xDD And quietnyess of x3 the >_> peopwe, which >w< befowe -^.^ Wewe uWu in >w< wiwd uWu huwwy, OwO hewe UwU do >_< make :33 his ^w^ fwiends -^w^ Bwush :3 that x3 the wowwd xDD goes well; who rather :33 had, -;;w;; Though ;;w;; they x3 themsewves uWu did suffew by't, behowd -^-^ Dissentious xDD nyumbews pest'wing ^w^ stweets than >_> see -Our x3 twadesmen >_< singing uWu in uWu theiw UwU shops, ÚwÚ and x3 going -About uWu theiw x3 functions friendly. - -Entew >_< MENyENyIUS - -^w^ BWUTUS. We :33 stood uWu to't uWu in ÚwÚ good uWu time. Is ÚwÚ this Menyenyius? -:3 SICINyIUS. 'Tis xDD he, UwU 'tis he. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is grown UwU most uWu kind -Of UwU wate. >w< Haiw, sir! -MENENIUS. Hail to xDD you UwU both! -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu Youw Cowiowanyus >_> is nyot much ;;w;; miss'd -OwO But with :33 his fwiends. uWu The >_> commonweawth xDD doth x3 stand, -xDD And UwU so ^.^ wouwd UwU do, :3 wewe ^.^ he ^.^ mowe angry uWu at :3 it. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Aww's weww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might uWu have :33 been much xDD bettew ->w< He couwd uWu have tempowiz'd. -:3 SICINyIUS. Whewe >_> is xDD he, hear you? -MENENIUS. Nyay, UwU I hear uWu nyothing; :33 his mothew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife ->w< Heaw >_< nyothing from ^.^ him. - -Entew >w< thwee ow fouw :3 citizens - ->_> CITIZENS. uWu The gods pwesewve xDD you UwU both! -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ God-den, UwU ouw ^.^ nyeighbouws. -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 God-den to xDD you all, god-den to xDD you >w< an. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ourselves, UwU ouw ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen, on UwU ouw knees -^w^ Awe bound to pray fow xDD you xDD both. -:3 SICINyIUS. Wive ÚwÚ and xDD thwive! -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww, uWu kind >w< nyeighbouws; ^.^ we >w< wish'd Cowiowanyus -xDD Had :3 wov'd xDD you >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ did. ->_> CITIZENS. Now x3 the gods >_< keep you! -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. UwU Faweweww, farewell. Exeunt :3 citizens -:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> is :3 a uWu happiew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >_> comewy time -Than when these ^w^ fewwows wan about x3 the ^w^ stweets -Crying uWu confusion. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Caius Marcius UwU was -^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy officer :33 i' x3 the waw, >_> but ÚwÚ insowent, -O'ercome with pride, :3 ambitious x3 past aww uWu thinking, -^-^ Sewf-woving- -:3 SICINyIUS. xDD And ^.^ affecting one sole throne, -Without OwO assistance. -MENENIUS. UwU I think nyot :3 so. -:3 SICINyIUS. We >_> shouwd ^.^ by uWu this, to aww UwU ouw wamentation, -;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had >_> gonye fowth consul, >_> found >w< it :3 so. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The gods uWu have weww prevented :33 it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wome -x3 Sits >_< safe ÚwÚ and still ^-^ without ^.^ him. - -Entew >w< an OwO AEDIWE - -UwU AEDIWE. Wowthy :33 twibunyes, ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 swave, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we uWu have put uWu in pwison, -^-^ Wepowts x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces with sevewaw ÚwÚ powews -^w^ Awe ^w^ ent'wed uWu in x3 the Roman ^-^ tewwitowies, -xDD And with x3 the xDD deepest malice of x3 the >w< waw -;;w;; Destwoy >_> what wies >w< befowe ^.^ 'em. -MENENIUS. 'Tis >_< Aufidius, -UwU Who, hearing of UwU ouw Marcius' banishment, -Thrusts fowth :33 his >w< howns again x3 into x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ->_< Which :3 wewe ^-^ insheww'd when Marcius :33 stood fow ^w^ Wome, -xDD And x3 duwst nyot >_> once xDD peep OwO out. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ Come, >_> what tawk xDD you of :33 Mawcius? -^w^ BWUTUS. Go >_> see ÚwÚ this :3 wumouwew OwO whipp'd. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be -uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces dawe bweak with >_> us. -MENENIUS. UwU Cannyot OwO be! -We uWu have xDD wecowd :3 that xDD vewy weww >w< it can; -xDD And >w< thwee xDD exampwes of x3 the ^.^ wike hath :33 been -OwO Within x3 my age. OwO But reason with x3 the fewwow -^.^ Befowe xDD you punyish :3 him, :3 whewe ^.^ he heard uWu this, -Lest xDD you UwU shaww chance to whip x3 youw information -xDD And xDD beat x3 the :3 messengew who UwU bids UwU bewawe -Of >_> what >_> is to be ÚwÚ dweaded. -:3 SICINyIUS. Teww nyot x3 me. -UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> Possibwe. - -Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyobwes uWu in great >_> eawnyestnyess OwO awe x3 going -All to x3 the :33 Senyate House; x3 some nyews >_> is come -:33 That tuwns uWu theiw :3 countenyances. -:3 SICINyIUS. 'Tis ÚwÚ this slave- -Go whip ^.^ him fore x3 the people's :33 eyes- :33 his ÚwÚ waising, -Nyothing >_> but :33 his report. -x3 MESSENGEW. Yes, ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ siw, -uWu The >_< swave's wepowt >_> is x3 seconded, ÚwÚ and >_> mowe, -uWu Mowe x3 feawfuw, >_> is :33 dewivew'd. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> What ^.^ mowe :3 feawfuw? -x3 MESSENGEW. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ spoke freely x3 out of UwU many x3 mouths- -How probable UwU I UwU do nyot UwU knyow- :3 that ^w^ Mawcius, -Join'd with >_< Aufidius, weads :3 a powew uWu 'gainst ^w^ Wome, -xDD And x3 vows xDD wevenge >_< as ÚwÚ spacious >_< as ^-^ between -uWu The ^.^ young'st ÚwÚ and :3 owdest >_> thing. -:3 SICINyIUS. This >_> is UwU most ;;w;; wikewy! -^w^ BWUTUS. Wais'd >w< onwy :3 that x3 the weaker ;;w;; sowt OwO may ÚwÚ wish -^-^ Good Marcius ^.^ home ;;w;; again. -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The xDD vewy twick on :3 't. -MENENIUS. This >_> is ÚwÚ unwikewy. ->w< He ÚwÚ and Aufidius ^.^ can nyo ^.^ mowe OwO atonye -Than viowent'st >w< contwawiety. - -Entew :3 a second MESSENGEW - -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. >_> You OwO awe sent fow to x3 the Senyate. -^-^ A x3 feawfuw xDD awmy, x3 wed ^.^ by :3 Caius Marcius -uWu Associated with >_< Aufidius, rages ->_> Upon UwU ouw ^-^ tewwitowies, ÚwÚ and uWu have xDD awweady -OwO O'ewbownye uWu theiw :3 way, x3 consum'd with fire ÚwÚ and >_> took ->_> What uWu way >w< befowe OwO them. - -Entew COMINIUS - -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< O, xDD you uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ good >_< wowk! -MENENIUS. >_> What nyews? >_> what nyews? -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You uWu have holp to ravish x3 youw UwU own >_> daughtews ÚwÚ and -;;w;; To :3 mewt x3 the UwU city weads ;;w;; upon x3 youw pates, -;;w;; To >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; wives UwU dishonyouw'd to x3 youw :33 nyoses- -MENENIUS. x3 What's x3 the nyews? x3 What's x3 the nyews? -^w^ COMINyIUS. uWu Youw ^.^ tempwes burned uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; cement, ÚwÚ and -uWu Youw franchises, wheweon xDD you >_> stood, >_< confin'd -^.^ Into >w< an :33 augew's :3 bowe. -MENENIUS. >_> Pway now, x3 youw nyews? ->_> You uWu have UwU made >w< faiw work, UwU I feaw x3 me. ÚwÚ Pway, x3 youw ;;w;; nyews. -;;w;; If Marcius >_> shouwd be OwO join'd ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' Volscians- -^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO If! ->w< He >_> is uWu theiw x3 god; ^.^ he weads them ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ thing -Made ^.^ by x3 some othew deity than OwO Nyatuwe, -:33 That >w< shapes x3 man uWu bettew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him -^w^ Against >_> us brats with nyo less :3 confidence -Than >_< boys OwO puwsuing ^-^ summew UwU buttewfwies, -:33 Ow x3 butchews UwU kiwwing x3 fwies. -MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ good work, ->_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO apwon ÚwÚ men; xDD you :3 that :33 stood UwU so much ->_> Upon x3 the uWu voice of occupation ÚwÚ and -uWu The UwU bweath of garlic-eaters! -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^-^ He'ww ;;w;; shake -uWu Youw ÚwÚ Wome about x3 youw ears. -MENENIUS. ;;w;; As Hercules -Did ;;w;; shake down mellow fwuit. >_> You uWu have UwU made >w< faiw >_< wowk! -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this ^-^ twue, UwU siw? -^w^ COMINyIUS. Ay; ÚwÚ and you'ww wook pawe -^.^ Befowe xDD you find >w< it :3 othew. All x3 the regions -Do smilingly >_> wevowt, ÚwÚ and who OwO wesists -^w^ Awe mock'd fow uWu vawiant ignorance, -xDD And xDD pewish ^w^ constant ;;w;; foows. Who :3 is't ^.^ can uWu bwame him? -uWu Youw >_< enyemies ÚwÚ and :33 his find ^-^ something uWu in ^.^ him. -MENENIUS. We OwO awe aww ÚwÚ undonye ^w^ unwess -uWu The x3 nyobwe x3 man uWu have mercy. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Who UwU shaww ^w^ ask :33 it? -uWu The tribunes ;;w;; cannyot do't fow OwO shame; x3 the OwO peopwe -Deserve xDD such pity of ^.^ him >_< as x3 the OwO wowf -ÚwÚ Does of x3 the >w< shephewds; fow :33 his best OwO fwiends, >_> if ;;w;; they -Should >_> say :3 'Be ÚwÚ good to >w< Wome'- ;;w;; they :3 chawg'd ^.^ him even -;;w;; As UwU those >_> shouwd UwU do :3 that xDD had OwO desewv'd :33 his hate, -xDD And thewein ^w^ show'd fike enemies. -MENENIUS. 'Tis true; -;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe ^.^ putting to x3 my ;;w;; house x3 the bwand -:33 That >_> shouwd ^-^ consume :33 it, UwU I uWu have nyot x3 the OwO face -;;w;; To >_> say ^w^ 'Beseech UwU you, xDD cease.' >_> You uWu have UwU made >w< faiw ^.^ hands, ->_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 cwafts! >_> You uWu have >_< cwafted :33 faiw! -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_> You uWu have ^.^ bwought -^-^ A uWu twembwing ;;w;; upon ^w^ Wome, xDD such >_< as UwU was >_< nyevew -^w^ S' OwO incapabwe of ;;w;; hewp. -x3 BOTH uWu TWIBUNyES. x3 Say nyot ^.^ we ^.^ bwought :3 it. -MENENIUS. OwO How! ^-^ Was't uWu we? We :3 wov'd :3 him, but, ^.^ wike x3 beasts -xDD And >w< cowawdwy ^.^ nyobwes, uWu gave uWu way >w< unto x3 youw cwustews, -Who uWu did x3 hoot ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> city. -^w^ COMINyIUS. OwO But UwU I feaw -x3 They'ww roar ^.^ him uWu in ;;w;; again. Tullus >_< Aufidius, -uWu The second xDD nyame of men, UwU obeys :33 his x3 points -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe :33 his officer. xDD Despewation -Is aww x3 the x3 powicy, >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and ^w^ defence, -:33 That ÚwÚ Wome ^.^ can >_< make OwO against OwO them. - -Entew :3 a troop of :3 citizens - -MENENIUS. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ cwustews. -xDD And >_> is Aufidius with him? >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; they -:33 That UwU made x3 the ^w^ aiw ^.^ unwhowesome when xDD you ;;w;; cast -uWu Youw >w< stinking ^-^ gweasy caps uWu in :33 hooting uWu at -Coriolanus' :33 exiwe. Now uWu he's uWu coming, -xDD And nyot :3 a >_< haiw ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's >_> head ->_< Which xDD wiww nyot ^-^ pwuv :3 a >w< whip; >_< as UwU many ^-^ coxcombs -;;w;; As xDD you OwO thwew caps x3 up xDD wiww ^.^ he tumble ;;w;; down, -xDD And x3 pay xDD you fow x3 youw ^-^ voices. 'Tis nyo mattew; -;;w;; If ^.^ he couwd buwn >_> us aww x3 into one coaw -We uWu have OwO desewv'd :3 it. -OwO PWEBEIANS. Faith, ^.^ we hear x3 feawfuw ;;w;; nyews. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, -x3 When UwU I uWu said banyish :3 him, UwU I uWu said uWu 'twas >_> pity. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And UwU so uWu did ^.^ I. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And UwU so uWu did x3 I; x3 and, to >_> say x3 the truth, UwU so uWu did xDD vewy -UwU many of >_> us. :33 That ^.^ we ^-^ did, ^.^ we uWu did fow x3 the OwO best; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ^.^ we -^w^ wiwwingwy :3 consented to :33 his banishment, yet >w< it UwU was OwO against UwU ouw -:33 wiww. -^w^ COMINyIUS. Y'awe xDD goodwy :3 things, xDD you ^.^ voices! -MENENIUS. >_> You uWu have UwU made -^-^ Good work, xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw cwy! :33 Shaww's to x3 the xDD Capitow? -^w^ COMINyIUS. >_< O, :33 ay, >_> what else? -Exeunt COMINIUS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyENyIUS -:3 SICINyIUS. ^w^ Go, mastews, get xDD you be nyot ÚwÚ dismay'd; -;;w;; These OwO awe :3 a x3 side :3 that ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad to uWu have -This true which ;;w;; they UwU so xDD seem to ;;w;; feaw. Go ^.^ home, -xDD And x3 show nyo xDD sign of ;;w;; feaw. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The gods be ÚwÚ good to ÚwÚ us! ^.^ Come, mastews, >_> wet's >_> home. UwU I -OwO evew uWu said ^.^ we :3 wewe :33 i' x3 th' wrong when ^.^ we banyish'd ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ we all. OwO But come, >_> wet's >_> home. -Exeunt :3 citizens -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this ;;w;; nyews. -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Wet's to x3 the Capitol. Wouwd half x3 my weawth -Wouwd UwU buy ÚwÚ this fow :3 a lie! -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Pway >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -^-^ A ÚwÚ camp uWu at :3 a showt ^w^ distance from ÚwÚ Wome - -Entew xDD AUFIDIUS with :33 his x3 WIEUTENyANT - -AUFIDIUS. Do ;;w;; they still fwy to x3 th' uWu Woman? -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow >_> what :3 witchcwaft's uWu in :3 him, >_> but -uWu Youw ^-^ sowdiews use ^.^ him >_< as x3 the xDD gwace fore meat, -^-^ Theiw tawk uWu at ^-^ tabwe, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw thanks uWu at ^w^ end; -xDD And xDD you OwO awe dark'ned uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD action, ^w^ siw, -Even ^.^ by x3 youw own. -AUFIDIUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp >w< it now, -OwO Unwess ^.^ by UwU using means UwU I :3 wame x3 the :33 foot -Of UwU ouw design. >w< He bears >_< himsewf ^.^ mowe ;;w;; pwoudwiew, -Even to x3 my pewson, than UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -x3 When xDD fiwst UwU I uWu did >_< embwace him; yet :33 his ÚwÚ nyatuwe -^w^ In ^w^ that's nyo OwO changewing, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must UwU excuse ->_> What ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ amended. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I wish, >_< siw- -UwU I mean, fow x3 youw particular- xDD you xDD had nyot -Join'd uWu in OwO commission with :3 him, >_> but xDD eithew -xDD Had :3 bownye x3 the uWu action of yourself, ow >_> ewse -;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD had left >w< it x3 sowewy. -AUFIDIUS. UwU I understand uWu thee well; ÚwÚ and be xDD thou x3 suwe, -x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww come to :33 his ^w^ account, ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot ->_> What UwU I ^.^ can urge OwO against ^.^ him. Awthough >w< it seems, -xDD And UwU so ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ and >_> is nyo less apparent -;;w;; To x3 th' uWu vuwgaw >_< eye, :3 that ^.^ he bears aww ^.^ things ^.^ faiwwy -xDD And >_< shows ÚwÚ good x3 husbandwy fow x3 the ;;w;; Vowscian state, -^-^ Fights dwagon-wike, ÚwÚ and does ;;w;; achieve >_< as >w< soon -;;w;; As dwaw :33 his ^-^ swowd; yet ^.^ he hath left ÚwÚ undonye -:33 That which UwU shaww bweak :33 his x3 nyeck ow >_< hazawd >_< minye -:3 Whenye'ew ^.^ we come to UwU ouw OwO account. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. UwU Siw, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, think xDD you he'ww carry >w< Wome? -AUFIDIUS. All pwaces yield to ^.^ him ere ^.^ he >_> sits ;;w;; down, -xDD And x3 the >_> nyobiwity of ÚwÚ Wome OwO awe ^w^ his; -uWu The :3 senyatows ÚwÚ and :33 patwicians wuv ^.^ him UwU too. -uWu The tribunes OwO awe nyo xDD sowdiews, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw OwO peopwe -Will be >_< as >_< wash uWu in x3 the repeal >_< as >_> hasty -;;w;; To expew ^.^ him ^w^ thence. UwU I think he'ww be to ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the OwO ospwey to x3 the ;;w;; fish, who UwU takes >w< it -^-^ By UwU suvweignty of :33 nyatuwe. First ^.^ he UwU was -^-^ A x3 nyobwe xDD sewvant to ÚwÚ them, >_> but ^.^ he couwd nyot -xDD Cawwy :33 his honyouws xDD even. Whethew uWu 'twas pride, ->_< Which x3 out of x3 daiwy :3 fowtunye OwO evew ^w^ taints -uWu The ^w^ happy xDD man; >w< whethew OwO defect of ^.^ judgment, -;;w;; To fail uWu in x3 the OwO disposing of UwU those chances ->_< Which ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; wowd OwO of; ow >w< whethew nyatuwe, -ÚwÚ Nyot to be othew than one ÚwÚ thing, nyot >w< moving -Fwom x3 th' casque to x3 th' :3 cushion, >_> but uWu commanding uWu peace -Even with x3 the same austerity ÚwÚ and :3 gawb -;;w;; As ^.^ he contwoww'd x3 the UwU waw; >_> but one of :33 these- -;;w;; As ^.^ he hath spices of them ;;w;; aww- nyot all, -For UwU I dawe UwU so uWu faw fwee uWu him- UwU made ^.^ him feaw'd, -^w^ So hated, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD banyish'd. OwO But ^.^ he >_> has :3 a merit -;;w;; To >_< choke >w< it uWu in x3 the UwU utt'wance. ^w^ So UwU ouw uWu viwtues -Lie uWu in x3 th' ^-^ intewpwetation of x3 the time; -xDD And x3 powew, >w< unto itsewf UwU most uWu commendabwe, ->_< Hath nyot :3 a tomb UwU so ^w^ evident >_< as :3 a >w< chaiw -;;w;; T' uWu extow >_> what >w< it hath ^-^ donye. -x3 Onye fire drives x3 out one x3 fiwe; one xDD nyaiw, one nail; -^-^ Wights ^.^ by wights ÚwÚ fawtew, strengths ^.^ by strengths UwU do >_< faiw. -^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. UwU When, Caius, ÚwÚ Wome >_> is xDD thinye, -^.^ Thou awt >_> poow'st of aww; xDD then x3 showtwy awt xDD thou ^w^ minye. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew MENENIUS, COMINyIUS, x3 SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; BWUTUS, x3 the >w< two Twibunyes, with ;;w;; othews - -MENENIUS. :3 Nyo, I'll nyot ÚwÚ go. >_> You hear >_> what ^.^ he hath uWu said ->_< Which UwU was ÚwÚ sometime :33 his general, who :3 wov'd ^.^ him -^w^ In :3 a UwU most uWu deaw :33 pawticuwaw. >w< He ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me father; -OwO But >_> what ^.^ o' ^-^ that? ^w^ Go, xDD you :3 that banyish'd :33 him: -^-^ A miwe >w< befowe :33 his ^w^ tent faww ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and knyee -uWu The uWu way x3 into :33 his mercy. Nyay, >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ coy'd -;;w;; To hear Cominyius :3 speak, I'll >_< keep uWu at >_> home. -^w^ COMINyIUS. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD seem to ^.^ knyow x3 me. -MENENIUS. Do xDD you UwU heaw? -^w^ COMINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yet one time ^.^ he uWu did caww ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my nyame. -UwU I ;;w;; uwg'd UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ acquaintance, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ dwops -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have bwed together. UwU 'Cowiowanyus' ->w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot answew >w< to; UwU fowbid aww >w< nyames; ->w< He UwU was :3 a uWu kind of uWu nyothing, ^w^ titwewess, -Tiww ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ fowg'd >_< himsewf :3 a xDD nyame :33 i' x3 th' fire -Of ^.^ buwnying xDD Wome. -MENENIUS. Why, so! >_> You uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ good >w< wowk. -^-^ A :33 paiw of tribunes :3 that uWu have wrack'd fow ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ coaws xDD cheap- :3 a x3 nyobwe >w< memowy! -^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I >_> minded ^.^ him >w< how royal uWu 'twas to UwU pawdon -x3 When >w< it UwU was less uWu expected; ^.^ he uWu wepwied, -^.^ It UwU was :3 a OwO bawe x3 petition of :3 a >w< state -;;w;; To one ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they xDD had UwU punyish'd. -MENENIUS. Very well. -Could ^.^ he >_> say wess? -^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I >_< offew'd to OwO awaken :33 his regard -For's >_> pwivate >_< fwiends; :33 his answew to ;;w;; me UwU was, ->w< He couwd nyot xDD stay to pick them uWu in :3 a ^.^ piwe -Of ^-^ nyoisome :3 musty >_> chaff. >w< He uWu said uWu 'twas >_> fowwy, -For one poor ^-^ gwain ow >_> two, to OwO weave x3 unbuwnt -xDD And still to x3 nyose x3 th' OwO offence. -MENENIUS. For one poor ^-^ gwain ow OwO two! -UwU I ^w^ am one of x3 those. ÚwÚ His :33 mothew, :3 wife, :33 his child, -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_< bwave fewwow UwU too- ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the >w< gwains: ->_> You OwO awe x3 the :3 musty ^-^ chaff, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< smewt -Abuv x3 the x3 moon. We ^w^ must be burnt fow OwO you. -:3 SICINyIUS. Nyay, pray be UwU patient; >_> if xDD you refuse x3 youw >_> aid -^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU so never-needed hewp, yet UwU do nyot ->w< Upbwaid's with UwU ouw ÚwÚ distwess. OwO But x3 suwe, >_> if xDD you -Wouwd be x3 youw >_> countwy's pleader, x3 youw ÚwÚ good ;;w;; tongue, -uWu Mowe than x3 the x3 instant ^.^ awmy ^.^ we ^.^ can ;;w;; make, -^.^ Might ÚwÚ stop UwU ouw countryman. -MENENIUS. No; I'll nyot >_> meddwe. -:3 SICINyIUS. >_> Pway xDD you OwO go to ^.^ him. -MENENIUS. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ do? -^w^ BWUTUS. Onwy >_< make uWu twiaw >_> what x3 youw wuv ^.^ can UwU do -For ^w^ Wome, uWu towawds ÚwÚ Mawcius. -MENENIUS. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ and >_> say :3 that Marcius -Return uWu me, >_< as Cominyius >_> is :3 wetuwn'd, ->w< Unheawd- >_> what ^w^ then? -OwO But >_< as :3 a >_> discontented fwiend, grief-shot -With :33 his >_< unkindnyess? Say't be so? -:3 SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yet x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww -:3 Must uWu have :3 that thanks from ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ aftew x3 the UwU measuwe -;;w;; As xDD you :3 intended well. -MENENIUS. I'll undewtake't; -UwU I think he'ww hear x3 me. ÚwÚ Yet to ^-^ bite :33 his >_< wip -xDD And OwO hum uWu at ÚwÚ good Cominyius much :33 unheawts x3 me. ->w< He UwU was nyot :33 taken well: ^.^ he xDD had nyot din'd; -uWu The >_> veins unfiww'd, UwU ouw :3 bwood >_> is >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and xDD then -We >_> pout ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU mownying, OwO awe ^-^ unyapt -;;w;; To UwU give ow to fowgive; >_> but when ^.^ we uWu have UwU stuff'd -;;w;; These xDD pipes ÚwÚ and these conveyances of UwU ouw :3 bwood -With winye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feeding, ^.^ we uWu have uWu suppwew >w< souws -Than uWu in UwU ouw pwiest-wike :33 fasts. Therefore I'll ;;w;; watch ^.^ him -Tiww ^.^ he be ;;w;; dieted to x3 my ÚwÚ wequest, -xDD And xDD then I'll uWu set ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD vewy woad x3 into :33 his OwO kindnyess -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot wose x3 youw >_> way. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, I'll ^-^ pwuv :3 him, -ÚwÚ Speed >w< how >w< it :33 wiww. UwU I UwU shaww ere ^-^ wong uWu have >_< knyowwedge -Of x3 my OwO success. uWu Exit -^w^ COMINyIUS. ^-^ He'ww >_< nyevew hear ^.^ him. -:3 SICINyIUS. Not? -^w^ COMINyIUS. UwU I tell xDD you ^.^ he does sit uWu in ^.^ gowd, :33 his ^w^ eye -UwU Wed >_< as ^w^ 'twouwd buwn ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ injuwy -uWu The gaowew to :33 his >_> pity. UwU I knyeew'd >w< befowe him; ->_< 'Twas xDD vewy ^w^ faintwy ^.^ he uWu said 'Rise'; OwO dismiss'd ;;w;; me -^-^ Thus with :33 his speechwess >w< hand. >_> What ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd UwU do, ->w< He sent uWu in wwiting ÚwÚ aftew OwO me; >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, -^.^ Bound with >w< an ^-^ oath to yield to :33 his :3 conditions; -^w^ So :3 that aww UwU hope >_> is vain, -OwO Unwess :33 his x3 nyobwe mothew ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 wife, -UwU Who, >_< as UwU I heaw, >_> mean to sowicit ^.^ him -For xDD mewcy to :33 his country. Therefore >_> wet's hence, -xDD And with UwU ouw >w< faiw :33 entweaties ^.^ haste them :3 on. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The ;;w;; Vowscian ÚwÚ camp >w< befowe ÚwÚ Wome - -Entew >_< MENyENyIUS to x3 the >w< WATCH on xDD guawd - -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >_< Stay. OwO Whence OwO awe you? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> Stand, ÚwÚ and OwO go back. -MENENIUS. >_> You xDD guawd ^.^ wike men, UwU 'tis well; but, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, -UwU I ^w^ am >w< an officer of >w< state ÚwÚ and come -;;w;; To speak with Coriolanus. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Fwom ÚwÚ whence? -MENENIUS. Fwom xDD Wome. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. YOU OwO may nyot UwU pass; xDD you ^w^ must wetuwn. Our general -Will nyo ^.^ mowe hear from ^w^ thence. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. You'll >_> see x3 youw ÚwÚ Wome x3 embwac'd with fire >w< befowe -You'll speak with Coriolanus. -MENENIUS. ^-^ Good x3 my OwO fwiends, -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have heard x3 youw general tawk of ÚwÚ Wome -xDD And of :33 his ^w^ fwiends thewe, >w< it >_> is lots to blanks -OwO My xDD nyame hath touch'd x3 youw ears: >w< it >_> is >_< Menyenyius. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ^w^ Be >w< it so; OwO go back. uWu The viwtue of x3 youw xDD nyame -Is nyot OwO hewe :33 passabwe. -MENENIUS. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, -x3 Thy general >_> is x3 my wuvw. UwU I uWu have :33 been -uWu The ^w^ book of :33 his ÚwÚ good acts >_> whence ;;w;; men uWu have ^w^ wead -ÚwÚ His fame unparallel'd haply :3 ampwified; -For UwU I uWu have OwO evew vewified x3 my >_> fwiends- -Of ÚwÚ whom uWu he's chief- with aww x3 the ;;w;; size :3 that ^w^ vewity -Wouwd ^-^ without OwO wapsing :33 suffew. Nyay, >_< sometimes, -Wike to :3 a >w< boww ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> subtwe ground, -UwU I uWu have >_> tumbwed x3 past x3 the thwow, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his praise -:3 Have almost stamp'd x3 the leasing; OwO thewefowe, fewwow, -UwU I ^w^ must uWu have OwO weave to :3 pass. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Faith, ^w^ siw, >_> if xDD you xDD had told >_< as UwU many wies uWu in :33 his behawf ->_< as xDD you uWu have uttered wowds uWu in x3 youw OwO own, xDD you >_> shouwd nyot pass ^.^ hewe; -no, ^w^ though >w< it :3 wewe >_< as virtuous to >_< wie >_< as to ^w^ wive >_> chastewy. -Therefore OwO go back. -MENENIUS. Prithee, fewwow, remember x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^-^ Menyenyius, awways -OwO factionyawy on x3 the party of x3 youw genyewaw. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. xDD Howsoevew xDD you uWu have :33 been :33 his liar, >_< as xDD you >_> say xDD you -have, UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that, :3 tewwing true :33 undew :3 him, ^w^ must >_> say xDD you ;;w;; cannyot -:3 pass. Therefore OwO go back. -MENENIUS. x3 Has ^.^ he ;;w;; din'd, ;;w;; canst xDD thou teww? For UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot speak with -^.^ him >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> You OwO awe :3 a Woman, OwO awe you? -MENENIUS. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as >w< thy general >w< is. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. UwU Then xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ hate ^w^ Wome, >_< as ^.^ he does. UwU Can UwU you, when -xDD you uWu have UwU push'd x3 out x3 youw :3 gates x3 the xDD vewy defendew of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and uWu in -:3 a :3 viowent :33 popuwaw ÚwÚ ignyowance UwU given x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy x3 youw ÚwÚ shiewd, think -to >w< fwont :33 his :33 wevenges with x3 the ^w^ easy groans of ;;w;; owd UwU women, x3 the -^.^ viwginyaw palms of x3 youw ^w^ daughtews, ow with x3 the palsied ->_< intewcession of xDD such :3 a decay'd dotant >_< as xDD you xDD seem to :3 be? UwU Can xDD you -think to ^w^ bwow x3 out x3 the :3 intended fire x3 youw UwU city >_> is ready to fwame -uWu in with xDD such xDD weak UwU bweath >_< as :3 this? :3 Nyo, xDD you OwO awe :3 deceiv'd; >_< thewefowe -back to ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe fow x3 youw xDD execution. >_> You OwO awe uWu condemn'd; -UwU ouw general >_> has sworn xDD you x3 out of reprieve ÚwÚ and pardon. -MENENIUS. Siwwah, >_> if >w< thy UwU captain UwU knyew UwU I :3 wewe UwU hewe, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd use ;;w;; me -with >_> estimation. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ^.^ Come, x3 my UwU captain xDD knyows xDD you not. -MENENIUS. UwU I >_> mean >w< thy genyewaw. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. OwO My general ÚwÚ cawes nyot fow OwO you. ^w^ Back, UwU I say; x3 go, xDD west UwU I -wet fowth x3 youw half >_< pint of blood. ÚwÚ Back- ^w^ that's x3 the utmost of -x3 youw having. uWu Back. -MENENIUS. Nyay, >_> but fewwow, UwU fewwow- - -Entew ^.^ COWIOWANyUS with xDD AUFIDIUS - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -MENENIUS. >_> Nyow, xDD you >_< companyion, I'll >_> say >w< an x3 ewwand fow uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww -^.^ knyow nyow :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu in OwO estimation; xDD you UwU shaww >_> pewceive :3 that :3 a x3 Jack -xDD guawdant ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ office ;;w;; me from x3 my >_< son Coriolanus. UwU Guess >_> but ^.^ by x3 my -entewtainment with ^.^ him >_> if xDD thou OwO stand'st nyot :33 i' x3 th' >w< state of -hanging, ow of x3 some :33 death ^.^ mowe ^-^ wong uWu in uWu spectatowship ÚwÚ and cwuewwew -uWu in ^-^ suffewing; behowd nyow pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and xDD swoon fow UwU what's to come -;;w;; upon thee. uWu The glorious gods sit uWu in hourly ^.^ synyod about >w< thy -xDD pawticuwaw prosperity, ÚwÚ and wuv uWu thee nyo xDD wowse than >w< thy ;;w;; owd >w< fathew -^-^ Menyenyius does! x3 O x3 my ^w^ son! x3 my ^w^ son! xDD thou awt preparing fire fow us; -wook ÚwÚ thee, hewe's UwU watew to quench :3 it. UwU I UwU was hardly ^-^ muvd to come -to ÚwÚ thee; >_> but ^.^ being assured >_< nyonye >_> but mysewf couwd move ÚwÚ thee, UwU I -uWu have :33 been >_> bwown x3 out of x3 youw :3 gates with xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and x3 conjuwe uWu thee to -UwU pawdon ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and >w< thy petitionary uWu countwymen. uWu The ÚwÚ good gods xDD assuage ->w< thy :33 wwath, ÚwÚ and turn x3 the UwU dwegs of >w< it ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this vawwet ^.^ hewe; uWu this, -who, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 bwock, hath >w< denyied x3 my x3 access to thee. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_> Away! -MENENIUS. OwO How! away! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Wife, :33 mothew, child, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. OwO My affairs -^w^ Awe sewvanted to ÚwÚ othews. ;;w;; Though UwU I >_> owe -OwO My xDD wevenge :33 pwopewwy, x3 my wemission wies -^w^ In ;;w;; Vowscian breasts. :33 That ^.^ we uWu have :33 been ^w^ famiwiaw, -ÚwÚ Ingwate ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess UwU shaww x3 poison rather -Than pity ^-^ nyote >w< how :33 much. Therefore be ;;w;; gonye. -Mine OwO eaws OwO against x3 youw ^w^ suits OwO awe stronger than -uWu Youw :3 gates OwO against x3 my >_> fowce. Yet, fow UwU I :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Take ÚwÚ this along; UwU I ^-^ wwit >w< it fow >w< thy ÚwÚ sake xDD [Gives :3 a >_> wettew] -xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have sent :3 it. ÚwÚ Anyothew word, ^-^ Menyenyius, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear uWu thee >_< speak. This ^w^ man, >_< Aufidius, -Was x3 my ÚwÚ bewov'd uWu in Rome; yet xDD thou behold'st. -AUFIDIUS. >_> You >_< keep :3 a ^w^ constant temper. -Exeunt ^.^ COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and Aufidius -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >_> is x3 youw xDD nyame Menyenyius? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; speww, xDD you see, of much ^.^ powew! >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the -uWu way ^.^ home ;;w;; again. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. Do xDD you hear >w< how ^.^ we OwO awe shent fow ^w^ keeping x3 youw -:33 gweatnyess back? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. >_> What >_< cause, UwU do xDD you >_< think, UwU I uWu have to ^w^ swoon? -MENENIUS. UwU I :3 nyeithew :3 cawe fow x3 th' wowwd nor x3 youw ^-^ genyewaw; fow xDD such -^.^ things >_< as UwU you, UwU I ^.^ can scawce think there's uWu any, ;;w;; y'awe UwU so :3 swight. ->w< He :3 that hath :3 a xDD wiww to ^-^ die ^.^ by >_< himsewf OwO feaws >w< it nyot from anyothew. -Let x3 youw general UwU do :33 his x3 wowst. For UwU you, be :3 that xDD you awe, xDD wong; -ÚwÚ and x3 youw misery incwease with x3 youw >_> age! UwU I >_> say to UwU you, >_< as UwU I UwU was -uWu said :3 to: >_> Away! uWu Exit -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ WATCH. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe fewwow, UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WATCH. uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy fewwow >_> is UwU ouw ^-^ genyewaw; uWu he's x3 the :33 wock, x3 the -ÚwÚ oak nyot to be >_< wind-shaken. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The ^w^ tent of ^.^ COWIOWANyUS - -Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, x3 AUFIDIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. We xDD wiww >w< befowe x3 the OwO wawws of ÚwÚ Wome to-mowwow -Set down UwU ouw >_< host. OwO My ;;w;; pawtnyew uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD action, ->_> You ^w^ must wepowt to x3 th' ;;w;; Vowscian wowds >w< how x3 pwainwy -UwU I uWu have :3 bownye ÚwÚ this business. -AUFIDIUS. Onwy uWu theiw uWu ends ->_> You uWu have :33 wespected; ;;w;; stopp'd x3 youw OwO eaws OwO against -uWu The general >_> suit of Rome; >_< nyevew admitted -^-^ A >_> pwivate ÚwÚ whispew- no, nyot with xDD such ^w^ fwiends -:33 That xDD thought them >_< suwe of OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. This >w< wast ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -;;w;; Whom with >_< cwack'd >_< heawt UwU I uWu have sent to ^w^ Wome, -UwU Wov'd ;;w;; me :33 abuv x3 the UwU measuwe of :3 a father; -Nyay, godded ;;w;; me indeed. ^-^ Theiw ^-^ watest ÚwÚ wefuge -Was to >_> send him; fow x3 whose ;;w;; owd wuv UwU I have- -;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ show'd souwwy to uWu him- >_> once ^.^ mowe >_< offew'd -uWu The xDD fiwst conditions, which ;;w;; they uWu did refuse -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot nyow x3 accept. ;;w;; To xDD gwace ^.^ him >_> onwy, -:33 That xDD thought ^.^ he couwd UwU do >_> mowe, :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe -UwU I uWu have yiewded >w< to; >w< fwesh ^-^ embassies ÚwÚ and suits, -x3 Nyow from x3 the >w< state nor >_> pwivate OwO fwiends, heweaftew -Will UwU I xDD wend ear ;;w;; to. OwO [Shout ;;w;; within] uWu Ha! >_> what >_> shout >_> is :3 this? -Shall UwU I be tempted to infringe x3 my vow -^w^ In x3 the same time UwU 'tis ÚwÚ made? UwU I xDD wiww not. - -OwO Entew, uWu in >w< mouwnying ;;w;; habits, >w< VIWGIWIA, OwO VOWUMNyIA, :33 VAWEWIA, -:3 YOUNG ^w^ MAWCIUS, with ^.^ attendants - -OwO My >w< wife x3 comes ^w^ fowemost, xDD then x3 the :3 honyouw'd mould -^-^ Whewein ÚwÚ this UwU twunk UwU was fram'd, ÚwÚ and uWu in her uWu hand -uWu The :3 gwandchiwd to her blood. OwO But ^.^ out, xDD affection! -All :3 bond ÚwÚ and OwO pwiviwege of nyatuwe, break! -Let >w< it be virtuous to be :33 obstinyate. ->_> What >_> is :3 that :3 cuwtsy worth? ow UwU those doves' ^w^ eyes, ->_< Which ^.^ can >_< make gods ÚwÚ fowswown? UwU I :33 mewt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am nyot -Of stronger ^.^ eawth than ÚwÚ othews. OwO My mothew xDD bows, -;;w;; As >_> if OwO Owympus to :3 a UwU mowehiww >_> shouwd -^w^ In ÚwÚ suppwication >w< nyod; ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young ;;w;; boy ->_< Hath >w< an uWu aspect of >_< intewcession which -UwU Gweat ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 cwies uWu 'Deny ^-^ nyot.' Let x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces ->_< Pwough ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawwow >w< Itawy; I'll >_< nyevew -^w^ Be xDD such :3 a :3 goswing to UwU obey instinct, >_> but stand -;;w;; As >_> if :3 a x3 man :3 wewe ÚwÚ authow of >_< himsewf -xDD And UwU knyew nyo othew x3 kin. -VIRGILIA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ husband! -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; These eyes OwO awe nyot x3 the same UwU I ÚwÚ wowe uWu in xDD Wome. -VIRGILIA. uWu The sorrow :3 that xDD dewivews >_> us OwO thus chang'd -:3 Makes xDD you think :3 so. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Wike :3 a dull :33 actow nyow -UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 my ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ out, -Even to :3 a full UwU disgwace. UwU Best of x3 my OwO fwesh, ->_< Fowgive x3 my uWu tywanny; >_> but UwU do nyot say, -For :3 that, 'Forgive UwU ouw Womans.' >_< O, :3 a :3 kiss -OwO Wong >_< as x3 my >w< exiwe, x3 sweet >_< as x3 my wevenge! ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the jealous >_< queen of ^.^ heaven, :3 that :3 kiss -UwU I cawwied from ÚwÚ thee, deaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my true >_< wip ->_< Hath virgin'd >w< it ;;w;; e'ew since. >_> You ^-^ gods! UwU I ;;w;; pwate, -xDD And x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe mothew of x3 the wowwd -Weave unsawuted. xDD Sink, x3 my OwO knyee, :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eawth; >_< [Knyeews] -Of >w< thy >_> deep >_> duty ^.^ mowe x3 impwession x3 show -Than :3 that of ^w^ common >w< sons. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, stand x3 up >_> bwest! -Whilst with nyo softer >_> cushion than x3 the OwO fwint -UwU I ^w^ knyeew >w< befowe ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and OwO unpwopewwy -uWu Show >_< duty, >_< as ^.^ mistaken aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe -Between x3 the chiwd ÚwÚ and pawent. >_< [Knyeews] -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 What's :3 this? -uWu Youw knees to uWu me, to x3 youw :33 cowwected uWu son? -UwU Then wet x3 the xDD pebbwes on x3 the hungwy >w< beach -Fiwwip x3 the OwO staws; xDD then wet x3 the mutinyous >_< winds -OwO Stwike x3 the OwO pwoud :3 cedaws uWu 'gainst x3 the fiery sun, -Murd'ring xDD impossibiwity, to >_< make ->_> What ;;w;; cannyot be :3 swight >w< wowk. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ Thou awt x3 my ÚwÚ wawwiow; -UwU I holp to fwame thee. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this x3 wady? -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The x3 nyobwe :3 sistew of Publicola, -uWu The ;;w;; moon of ^w^ Wome, >w< chaste >_< as x3 the xDD icicwe ->w< That's cuwdied ^.^ by x3 the frost from puwest ;;w;; snyow, -xDD And uWu hangs on Dian's tempwe- uWu deaw Valeria! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. This >_> is :3 a poor epitome of >_< youws, ->_< Which ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ intewpwetation of full time -^-^ May x3 show ^.^ wike aww OwO youwsewf. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu The god of xDD sowdiews, -With x3 the >_< consent of supweme Juv, infowm -x3 Thy >_< thoughts with nobleness, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst ^-^ pwuv -;;w;; To ^-^ shame x3 unvuwnyewabwe, ÚwÚ and OwO stick :33 i' x3 th' UwU waws -Wike :3 a great sea-mawk, >_< standing every ^w^ fwaw, -xDD And OwO saving UwU those :3 that ^w^ eye uWu thee! ->_> VOWUMNyIA. uWu Youw OwO knyee, sirrah. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >w< That's x3 my >_< bwave uWu boy. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Even xDD he, x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ this UwU wady, ÚwÚ and myself, -^w^ Awe ^-^ suitows to OwO you. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, peace! -:3 Ow, >_> if you'd >_< ask, remember ÚwÚ this xDD befowe: -uWu The ^.^ thing UwU I uWu have ;;w;; fowswown to gwant OwO may >_< nyevew -^w^ Be hewd ^.^ by xDD you denials. Do nyot bid ;;w;; me ->_< Dismiss x3 my xDD sowdiews, ow >w< capituwate -^.^ Again with OwO Wome's ^w^ mechanyics. Teww ;;w;; me nyot -^-^ Whewein UwU I xDD seem unnatural; ^.^ desiwe nyot -T'allay x3 my rages ÚwÚ and :33 wevenges with -uWu Youw ^-^ cowdew weasons. ->_> VOWUMNyIA. >_< O, nyo >_> mowe, nyo uWu mowe! ->_> You uWu have uWu said xDD you xDD wiww nyot gwant >_> us xDD any xDD thing- -For ^.^ we uWu have >_< nyothing >_> ewse to ^w^ ask >_> but :3 that ->_< Which xDD you UwU deny already; yet ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< ask, -^.^ That, >_> if xDD you fail uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ wequest, x3 the uWu bwame -^-^ May ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon x3 youw x3 hawdnyess; >_< thewefowe hear >_> us. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >_< Aufidius, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ Vowsces, mark; fow we'll ->w< Heaw >_< nyought from ÚwÚ Wome uWu in >_> pwivate. uWu Youw :33 wequest? ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Should ^.^ we be silent ÚwÚ and nyot :3 speak, UwU ouw >_> waiment -xDD And >w< state of >_< bodies ^.^ wouwd OwO bewway >_> what >w< wife -We uWu have x3 wed xDD since >w< thy :33 exiwe. ^w^ Think with >w< thysewf -How ^.^ mowe :33 unfowtunyate than aww UwU wiving x3 women -^w^ Awe ^.^ we come hithew; xDD since :3 that >w< thy UwU sight, which >_> shouwd -^-^ Make UwU ouw eyes fwow with joy, heawts UwU dance with uWu comfowts, -Constrains them xDD weep ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake with feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sowwow, -^.^ Making x3 the :33 mothew, :3 wife, ÚwÚ and child, to >_> see -uWu The x3 son, x3 the ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ fathew, teawing -ÚwÚ His >_> countwy's bowels OwO out. xDD And to poor ^.^ we -OwO Thinye enmity's UwU most :33 capitaw: xDD thou baw'st >_> us -Our >_< pwayews to x3 the uWu gods, which >_> is :3 a uWu comfowt -:33 That aww >_> but ^.^ we OwO enjoy. For >w< how ^.^ can :33 we, -ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how ^.^ can ^.^ we fow UwU ouw countwy pray, -:33 Wheweto ^.^ we OwO awe xDD bound, togethew with >w< thy ;;w;; victowy, -:33 Wheweto ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; bound? xDD Awack, ow ^.^ we ^w^ must wose -uWu The country, UwU ouw uWu deaw xDD nyuwse, ow >_> ewse >w< thy pewson, -Our uWu comfowt uWu in x3 the country. We ^w^ must find -^-^ An ^w^ evident :3 cawamity, ^w^ though ^.^ we xDD had -Our wish, which x3 side >_> shouwd xDD win; fow xDD eithew xDD thou -:3 Must >_< as :3 a :33 foweign xDD wecweant be x3 wed -With >w< manyacwes ^w^ thwough UwU ouw ÚwÚ stweets, ow >_> ewse -Twiumphantwy ;;w;; twead on >w< thy >_> countwy's >w< wuin, -xDD And UwU beaw x3 the ^.^ pawm fow xDD having bravely x3 shed -x3 Thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and chiwdwen's blood. For myself, x3 son, -UwU I OwO puwpose nyot to wait on :3 fowtunye >w< tiww -;;w;; These UwU waws detewminye; >_> if UwU I ^.^ can nyot :33 pewsuade uWu thee -Rather to x3 show :3 a x3 nyobwe xDD gwace to both parts -Than >_> seek x3 the >w< end of one, xDD thou shalt nyo :33 soonyew -March to OwO assauwt >w< thy countwy than to tread- -Twust >_> to't, xDD thou shalt nyot- on >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's womb -:33 That ^.^ bwought uWu thee to ÚwÚ this wowwd. -VIRGILIA. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_> minye, -:33 That ^.^ bwought xDD you fowth ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy to >_< keep x3 youw xDD nyame -Living to uWu time. -BOY. >_> 'A UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; twead on me! -I'll >w< wun OwO away >w< tiww UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ biggew, >_> but xDD then I'll ^w^ fight. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Nyot of :3 a xDD woman's :33 tendewnyess to be -ÚwÚ Wequiwes nor chiwd nor xDD woman's OwO face to ^-^ see. -UwU I uWu have sat ^w^ too wong. x3 [Wising] ->_> VOWUMNyIA. Nyay, OwO go nyot from >_> us OwO thus. -;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe UwU so :3 that UwU ouw request uWu did tend -;;w;; To :3 save x3 the uWu Womans, theweby to ÚwÚ destwoy -uWu The ;;w;; Vowsces ÚwÚ whom xDD you OwO sewve, xDD you ^w^ might >_< condemn >_> us -;;w;; As OwO poisonyous of x3 youw honyouw. :3 Nyo, UwU ouw >_> suit -Is :3 that xDD you reconcile ^w^ them: OwO whiwe x3 the ;;w;; Vowsces -^-^ May >_> say 'This xDD mewcy ^.^ we uWu have >w< show'd,' x3 the Romans -'This ^.^ we >w< weceiv'd,' ÚwÚ and >_< each uWu in xDD eithew x3 side -Give x3 the uWu aww-haiw to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and cwy :3 'Be bwest -For x3 making x3 up ÚwÚ this ;;w;; peace!' ^.^ Thou >_> knyow'st, great x3 son, -uWu The >w< end of waw's ^w^ uncewtain; >_> but ÚwÚ this cewtain, -^.^ That, >_> if xDD thou conquer ^w^ Wome, x3 the ^-^ benyefit ->_< Which xDD thou shalt theweby reap >_> is xDD such :3 a xDD nyame ->_< Whose repetition xDD wiww be >_< dogg'd with xDD cuwses; ->_< Whose chwonyicwe OwO thus :3 wwit: 'The x3 man UwU was noble, -OwO But with :33 his >w< wast x3 attempt ^.^ he wip'd >w< it ^.^ out, -;;w;; Destwoy'd :33 his country, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD nyame remains -;;w;; To x3 th' ;;w;; ensuing age xDD abhoww'd.' ^w^ Speak to uWu me, OwO son. -^.^ Thou x3 hast affected x3 the OwO finye stwains of honyouw, -;;w;; To ^.^ imitate x3 the uWu gwaces of x3 the uWu gods, -;;w;; To teaw with >_> thundew x3 the uWu wide >_> cheeks ^.^ o' x3 th' air, -xDD And yet to :3 chawge >w< thy UwU suwphuw with :3 a OwO bowt -:33 That >_> shouwd >_> but ^w^ wive >w< an ^-^ oak. Why dost nyot x3 speak? -x3 Think'st xDD thou >w< it ^.^ honyouwabwe fow :3 a x3 nyobwe x3 man -UwU Stiww to remember wrongs? Daughter, speak xDD you: ->w< He ÚwÚ cawes nyot fow x3 youw ^.^ weeping. ^w^ Speak UwU thou, ^.^ boy; -:3 Pewhaps >w< thy chiwdishnyess xDD wiww move ^.^ him ^.^ mowe -Than ^.^ can UwU ouw weasons. >_> Thewe's nyo x3 man uWu in x3 the wowwd -uWu Mowe bound to's :33 mothew, yet OwO hewe ^.^ he wets ;;w;; me prate -Wike one :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ stocks. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_< nyevew uWu in >w< thy >w< wife -Show'd >w< thy uWu deaw mothew xDD any couwtesy, -x3 When uWu she, poor UwU hen, fond of nyo second bwood, -x3 Has cluck'd uWu thee to x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and >w< safewy ^.^ home ->_> Woaden with honyouw. x3 Say x3 my >_> wequest's xDD unjust, -xDD And :33 spuwn ;;w;; me back; >_> but >_> if >w< it ^.^ he nyot >_> so, -^.^ Thou awt nyot OwO honyest, ÚwÚ and x3 the gods xDD wiww pwague ÚwÚ thee, -:33 That xDD thou x3 westwain'st from ;;w;; me x3 the >_> duty which -;;w;; To :3 a ;;w;; mothew's ÚwÚ pawt ^-^ bewongs. >w< He tuwns xDD away. -Down, ^w^ wadies; wet >_> us ^-^ shame ^.^ him with UwU ouw knyees. -;;w;; To :33 his surname Cowiowanyus ÚwÚ 'wongs ^.^ mowe >_< pwide -Than pity to UwU ouw prayers. ^w^ Down. ^-^ An ^w^ end; -This >_> is x3 the last. ^w^ So ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ home to ^w^ Wome, -xDD And ^-^ die ^-^ among UwU ouw ^.^ nyeighbouws. Nyay, xDD behowd's! -This ^-^ boy, :3 that ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have -OwO But knyeews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howds x3 up ^.^ hands fow fellowship, -ÚwÚ Does reason UwU ouw x3 petition with ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ stwength -Than xDD thou x3 hast to >_< deny't. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. -This fewwow xDD had :3 a ;;w;; Vowscian to :33 his mothew; -ÚwÚ His >w< wife >_> is uWu in Corioli, ÚwÚ and :33 his chiwd -Wike ^.^ him ^.^ by >w< chance. ÚwÚ Yet UwU give >_> us UwU ouw dispatch. -UwU I ^w^ am UwU hush'd ÚwÚ untiw UwU ouw UwU city be >_> afiwe, -xDD And xDD then I'll speak :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -[He ÚwÚ howds her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, ;;w;; siwent] -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 O :33 mothew, mothew! ->_> What uWu have xDD you done? UwU Behowd, x3 the heavens UwU do ope, -uWu The gods wook ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this unnyatuwaw scene -^-^ They laugh at. x3 O x3 my :33 mothew, mothew! :3 O! ->_> You uWu have ^.^ won :3 a ^w^ happy OwO victowy to Rome; -OwO But fow x3 youw >_< son- ^-^ bewieve :33 it, >_< O, ^-^ bewieve >_> it!- -:3 Most ÚwÚ dangewouswy xDD you uWu have with ^.^ him uWu pwevaiw'd, -;;w;; If nyot UwU most >w< mowtaw to ^.^ him. OwO But wet >w< it x3 come. ->_< Aufidius, ^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< make true ^-^ waws, -I'll fwame UwU convenyient peace. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good >_< Aufidius, -^.^ Wewe xDD you uWu in x3 my >_< stead, ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have heard -^-^ A mothew UwU wess, ow >_> gwanted UwU wess, UwU Aufidius? -AUFIDIUS. UwU I UwU was x3 mov'd uWu withaw. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. UwU I dawe be sworn xDD you were! -^.^ And, ^w^ siw, >w< it >_> is nyo xDD wittwe ^.^ thing to >_< make -Mine eyes to UwU sweat x3 compassion. But, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, ->_> What uWu peace uWu you'fw ;;w;; make, ;;w;; advise x3 me. For x3 my >_> pawt, -I'll nyot to ^w^ Wome, I'll back with uWu you; ÚwÚ and pray xDD you -;;w;; Stand to ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO cause. x3 O mothew! wife! -AUFIDIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD thou x3 hast uWu set >w< thy xDD mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thy -honour -At ^.^ diffewence uWu in thee. UwU Out of :3 that I'll ^.^ wowk -xDD Mysewf :3 a xDD fowmew xDD fowtunye. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 [To x3 the wadies] Ay, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by; -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink together; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw -^-^ A xDD bettew >_> witnyess back than wowds, which :33 we, -On ^.^ wike conditions, xDD wiww uWu have ^.^ countew-seaw'd. -^.^ Come, enter with >_> us. Ladies, xDD you OwO desewve -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a OwO tempwe buiwt OwO you. All x3 the :33 swowds -^w^ In Italy, ÚwÚ and her >_< confedewate awms, -Could nyot uWu have UwU made ÚwÚ this peace. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew >_< MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and x3 SICINyIUS - -MENENIUS. xDD See xDD you :33 yond xDD coign ^.^ o' x3 th' Capitol, :33 yond >_< cownyewstonye? -:3 SICINyIUS. Why, >_> what of ^-^ that? -MENENIUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be OwO possibwe fow xDD you to xDD dispwace >w< it with x3 youw xDD wittwe -finger, there >_> is x3 some UwU hope x3 the ^.^ wadies of ^w^ Wome, especially :33 his -:33 mothew, OwO may :3 pwevaiw with ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I >_> say there >_> is nyo UwU hope in't; -UwU ouw ÚwÚ thwoats OwO awe :3 sentenc'd, ÚwÚ and xDD stay ;;w;; upon xDD execution. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe :3 that UwU so showt :3 a time ^.^ can x3 awtew x3 the -condition of :3 a man? -MENENIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is differency ^-^ between :3 a >_< gwub ÚwÚ and :3 a butterfly; yet -x3 youw OwO buttewfwy UwU was :3 a gwub. This Marcius >_> is grown from x3 man to -UwU dwagon; ^.^ he >_> has wings, uWu he's ^.^ mowe than :3 a xDD cweeping >_> thing. -:3 SICINyIUS. >w< He :3 wov'd :33 his mothew deawwy. -MENENIUS. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ he OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyo ^.^ mowe :33 wemembews :33 his mothew nyow -than >w< an ^w^ eight-yeaw-owd horse. uWu The >_> tawtnyess of :33 his OwO face >w< souws ripe -gwapes; when ^.^ he walks, ^.^ he moves ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; enginye ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 gwound -:33 shwinks >w< befowe :33 his ;;w;; tweading. >w< He >_> is able to xDD piewce :3 a cowswet with -:33 his >_< eye, talks ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ knyeww, ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO hum >_> is :3 a :33 battewy. >w< He >_> sits uWu in -:33 his >w< state >_< as :3 a ^.^ thing UwU made fow Awexandew. >_> What ^.^ he UwU bids be donye >_> is -:33 finyish'd with :33 his xDD bidding. >w< He wants >_< nyothing of :3 a god >_> but -UwU etewnyity, ÚwÚ and :3 a heaven to >_< thwonye ^.^ in. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ Yes- mercy, >_> if xDD you wepowt ^.^ him UwU twuwy. -MENENIUS. UwU I OwO paint ^.^ him uWu in x3 the character. >_> Mawk >_> what xDD mewcy :33 his mothew -UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing from ^.^ him. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe xDD mewcy uWu in ^.^ him than there >_> is -milk uWu in :3 a male :3 tigew; :3 that UwU shaww UwU ouw poor UwU city find. xDD And aww ÚwÚ this ->_> is 'long of OwO you. -:3 SICINyIUS. uWu The gods be ÚwÚ good >w< unto ÚwÚ us! -MENENIUS. :3 Nyo, uWu in xDD such :3 a case x3 the gods xDD wiww nyot be ÚwÚ good >w< unto >_> us. -x3 When ^.^ we banyish'd ^.^ him ^.^ we respected nyot OwO them; x3 and, ^.^ he wetuwnying to -bweak UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyecks, ;;w;; they wespect nyot >_> us. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Siw, >_> if you'd :3 save x3 youw :3 wife, fwy to x3 youw ÚwÚ house. -uWu The plebeians uWu have ^w^ got x3 youw fewwow twibunye -xDD And UwU hawe ^.^ him x3 up ÚwÚ and down; aww swearing >_> if -uWu The Roman ^.^ wadies ;;w;; bwing nyot uWu comfowt ^.^ home -x3 They'ww UwU give ^.^ him :33 death ^.^ by inches. - -Entew anyothew MESSENGEW - -:3 SICINyIUS. x3 What's x3 the nyews? -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ Good news, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ nyews! uWu The ^.^ wadies uWu have uWu pwevaiw'd, -uWu The >_< Vowscians OwO awe dislodg'd, ÚwÚ and Marcius ;;w;; gonye. -^-^ A mewwiew day uWu did >_< nyevew yet x3 gweet ^w^ Wome, -:3 Nyo, nyot x3 th' x3 expuwsion of x3 the Tawquins. -:3 SICINyIUS. Fwiend, -Awt xDD thou xDD cewtain ÚwÚ this >_> is twue? ^-^ Is't UwU most ^w^ cewtain? -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; As xDD cewtain >_< as UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the sun >_> is >_> fiwe. -Whewe uWu have xDD you :3 wuwk'd, :3 that xDD you >_< make doubt of :33 it? -Nye'ew ^w^ thwough >w< an ^-^ awch UwU so ^.^ huwwied x3 the >_> bwown >_< tide -;;w;; As x3 the recomforted ^w^ thwough x3 th' gates. Why, x3 hawk you! -[Twumpets, ;;w;; hautboys, xDD dwums beat, aww together] -uWu The twumpets, ^.^ sackbuts, psawtewies, ÚwÚ and fifes, -:3 Tabows ÚwÚ and uWu cymbaws, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 shouting uWu Womans, -^-^ Make x3 the sun >_< dance. ^.^ Hawk you! :3 [A >_> shout ;;w;; within] -MENENIUS. This >_> is ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 meet x3 the wadies. This ^w^ Vowumnyia -Is ^.^ wowth of consuls, senyatows, UwU patwicians, -^-^ A UwU city >_> fuww; of tribunes xDD such >_< as UwU you, -^-^ A sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand ^w^ fuww. >_> You uWu have pray'd weww x3 to-day: -This mownying fow ;;w;; ten thousand of x3 youw ÚwÚ thwoats -;;w;; I'd nyot uWu have UwU given :3 a UwU doit. Hawk, >w< how ;;w;; they >_< joy! -uWu [Sound still with x3 the ÚwÚ shouts] -:3 SICINyIUS. ^.^ Fiwst, x3 the gods ;;w;; bwess xDD you fow x3 youw ;;w;; tidings; next, ->_> Accept x3 my thankfulness. -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Siw, ^.^ we uWu have aww -UwU Gweat cause to UwU give great :33 thanks. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ They OwO awe nyeaw x3 the ^-^ city? -x3 MESSENGEW. Awmost uWu at :33 point to enter. -:3 SICINyIUS. ^-^ We'ww :3 meet ÚwÚ them, -xDD And OwO hewp x3 the ^-^ joy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the uWu gate - -Entew >w< two x3 SENyATOWS With OwO VOWUMNyIA, >w< VIWGIWIA, :33 VAWEWIA, passing uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, -:33 'With othew ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Behowd UwU ouw >w< patwonyess, x3 the >w< wife of Wome! -;;w;; Caww aww x3 youw ^-^ twibes together, praise x3 the uWu gods, -xDD And >_< make x3 twiumphant fires; strew fwowews >w< befowe OwO them. ->_> Unshout x3 the noise :3 that banyish'd ^w^ Mawcius, ->_< Wepeaw ^.^ him with x3 the wewcome of :33 his mothew; -uWu AWW. Welcome, x3 wadies, welcome! -:3 [A :33 fwouwish with xDD dwums ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets. Exeunt] - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -OwO Cowiowi. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew OwO TUWWUS xDD AUFIDIUS with attendents - -AUFIDIUS. Go tell x3 the wowds ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU city UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ hewe; -Deliver them ÚwÚ this x3 papew' xDD having ^w^ wead :33 it, -x3 Bid them repair to x3 th' mawket-pwace, :3 whewe I, -Even uWu in theirs ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the OwO commons' ;;w;; eaws, -Will ÚwÚ vouch x3 the uWu twuth of :3 it. xDD Him UwU I ;;w;; accuse -uWu The UwU city ports ^.^ by ÚwÚ this hath entew'd ÚwÚ and -Intends t' appeaw >w< befowe x3 the >_> peopwe, ^w^ hoping -;;w;; To OwO puwge >_< himsewf with ÚwÚ wowds. Dispatch. -Exeunt ^.^ attendants - -Entew >w< thwee ow fouw OwO CONSPIWATOWS of AUFIDIUS' ^w^ faction - -:3 Most welcome! -uWu FIWST ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. How >_> is >w< it with UwU ouw x3 genyewaw? -AUFIDIUS. Even UwU so -;;w;; As with :3 a x3 man ^.^ by :33 his UwU own :3 awms >w< empoison'd, -xDD And with :33 his xDD chawity ^w^ swain. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do howd x3 the same :3 intent wherein ->_> You >w< wish'd >_> us >_> pawties, we'll ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you -Of x3 youw great danger. -AUFIDIUS. UwU Siw, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; -We ^w^ must proceed >_< as ^.^ we UwU do find x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -^w^ THIWD ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. uWu The OwO peopwe xDD wiww wemain :33 uncewtain whiwst -UwU 'Twixt xDD you there's difference; >_> but x3 the faww of xDD eithew -:3 Makes x3 the suwvivow heir of all. -AUFIDIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu it; -xDD And x3 my xDD pwetext to strike uWu at ^.^ him ^.^ admits -^-^ A ÚwÚ good x3 constwuction. UwU I >_> wais'd :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 pawn'd -Mine honour fow :33 his truth; who ^.^ being UwU so ^w^ heighten'd, ->w< He x3 watewed :33 his x3 nyew x3 pwants with dews of flattery, -UwU Seducing UwU so x3 my >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ this >w< end ->w< He uWu bow'd :33 his nyatuwe, >_< nyevew ÚwÚ knyown >w< befowe -OwO But to be wough, ;;w;; unswayabwe, ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. -^w^ THIWD ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. UwU Siw, :33 his uWu stoutnyess -x3 When ^.^ he uWu did stand fow consul, which ^.^ he wost -^-^ By ^.^ wack of :33 stooping- -AUFIDIUS. :33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< spoken uWu of. -uWu Being banyish'd x3 fow't, ^.^ he ^-^ came >w< unto x3 my :33 heawth, -xDD Pwesented to x3 my knyife :33 his uWu thwoat. UwU I >_> took him; -Made ^.^ him ÚwÚ joint-sewvant with OwO me; uWu gave ^.^ him uWu way -^w^ In aww :33 his UwU own desires; x3 nyay, wet ^.^ him choose -UwU Out of x3 my ^-^ fiwes, :33 his projects to ^-^ accompwish, -OwO My best ÚwÚ and freshest ÚwÚ men; sewv'd :33 his :3 designments -^w^ In >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pewson; holp to reap x3 the fame ->_< Which ^.^ he uWu did >w< end aww his, ÚwÚ and >_> took x3 some >_< pwide -;;w;; To UwU do mysewf ÚwÚ this wrong. :3 Tiww, uWu at x3 the last, -UwU I ^w^ seem'd :33 his :3 fowwowew, nyot ^-^ pawtnyew; ÚwÚ and ->w< He ^w^ wag'd ;;w;; me with :33 his >_< countenyance >_< as >_> if -UwU I xDD had :33 been ^.^ mewcenyawy. -uWu FIWST ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. ^w^ So ^.^ he ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu The ^.^ awmy ;;w;; mawveww'd uWu at uWu it; x3 and, uWu in x3 the last, -x3 When ^.^ he xDD had cawwied ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ we >_> wook'd -For nyo less :33 spoiw than xDD gwowy- -AUFIDIUS. >_> Thewe UwU was uWu it; -For which x3 my sinews UwU shaww be ;;w;; stwetch'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -At :3 a x3 few ^.^ dwops of x3 women's rheum, which OwO awe -;;w;; As cheap >_< as lies, ^.^ he sold x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and labour -Of UwU ouw great ^.^ action; >_< thewefowe UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> die, -xDD And I'll renew ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his UwU faww. But, x3 hawk! -^-^ [Dwums ÚwÚ and -trumpets sound, with great ^w^ shouts of x3 the ^.^ peopwe] -uWu FIWST ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. uWu Youw OwO nyative :33 town xDD you entew'd ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ post, -xDD And xDD had nyo wewcomes ÚwÚ home; >_> but ^.^ he wetuwns -Splitting x3 the ^w^ aiw with noise. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. xDD And patient :3 foows, ->_< Whose x3 chiwdwen ^.^ he hath x3 swain, uWu theiw UwU base ÚwÚ thwoats teaw -With ^.^ giving ^.^ him glory. -^w^ THIWD ^w^ CONSPIWATOW. >_< Thewefowe, uWu at x3 youw vantage, -Ere ^.^ he express >_< himsewf ow move x3 the OwO peopwe -With >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd say, wet ^.^ him x3 feew x3 youw uWu swowd, ->_< Which ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< second. x3 When ^.^ he wies along, ->w< Aftew x3 youw uWu way :33 his xDD tawe ^-^ pwonyounc'd UwU shaww ^.^ buwy -ÚwÚ His weasons with :33 his body. -AUFIDIUS. x3 Say nyo uWu mowe: -:3 Hewe come x3 the lords. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; WOWDS of x3 the UwU city - -ÚwÚ WOWDS. >_> You OwO awe UwU most wewcome >_> home. -AUFIDIUS. UwU I uWu have nyot OwO desewv'd :3 it. -But, ÚwÚ wowthy wowds, uWu have xDD you with :3 heed xDD pewused ->_> What UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ wwitten to you? -ÚwÚ WOWDS. We :3 have. -uWu FIWST WOWD. xDD And UwU gwieve to hear't. ->_> What :33 fauwts ^.^ he UwU made >w< befowe x3 the last, UwU I think -^.^ Might uWu have >_> found ^w^ easy >_< finyes; >_> but there to >w< end -Whewe ^.^ he UwU was to :3 begin, ÚwÚ and UwU give OwO away -uWu The ^-^ benyefit of UwU ouw x3 wevies, answewing >_> us -With UwU ouw UwU own charge, x3 making :3 a ^w^ tweaty :3 whewe ->_> Thewe UwU was :3 a yiewding- ÚwÚ this ^.^ admits nyo uWu excuse. -AUFIDIUS. >w< He :3 appwoaches; xDD you UwU shaww hear ^.^ him. - -Entew OwO COWIOWANyUS, ^.^ mawching with drum ÚwÚ and OwO cowouws; -x3 the ÚwÚ commonyews ^.^ being with ^.^ him - -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. >w< Haiw, lords! UwU I ^w^ am wetuwn'd x3 youw UwU sowdiew; -No ^.^ mowe xDD infected with x3 my >_> countwy's wuv -Than when UwU I pawted hence, >_> but still x3 subsisting -;;w;; Undew x3 youw great >_> command. >_> You OwO awe to ^.^ knyow -:33 That x3 pwospewouswy UwU I uWu have :3 attempted, ÚwÚ and -With bwoody uWu passage x3 wed x3 youw UwU waws even to -uWu The :3 gates of xDD Wome. Our UwU spoiws ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ home -^-^ Doth ^.^ mowe than counterpoise :3 a full thiwd ÚwÚ pawt -uWu The chawges of x3 the OwO action. We uWu have UwU made uWu peace -With nyo less honour to x3 the Antiates -Than ^-^ shame to x3 th' Romans; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO hewe x3 dewivew, ->w< Subscwib'd ^.^ by x3 th' OwO consuws ÚwÚ and UwU patwicians, -OwO Togethew with x3 the UwU seaw ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< Senyate, >_> what -We uWu have OwO compounded :3 on. -AUFIDIUS. xDD Wead >w< it >_> nyot, x3 nyobwe :3 wowds; -OwO But tell x3 the traitor uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ highest degwee ->w< He hath UwU abus'd x3 youw xDD powews. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Twaitow! How ^.^ nyow? -AUFIDIUS. Ay, traitor, ÚwÚ Mawcius. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Mawcius! -AUFIDIUS. Ay, ^w^ Mawcius, :3 Caius ^.^ Mawcius! uWu Dost xDD thou think -I'll xDD gwace uWu thee with :3 that >w< wobbewy, >w< thy :3 stow'n xDD nyame -Cowiowanyus, uWu in Corioli? ->_> You wowds ÚwÚ and heads ^.^ o' x3 th' state, :3 pewfidiouswy ->w< He >_> has betray'd x3 youw business ÚwÚ and UwU given up, -For xDD cewtain ^.^ dwops of UwU sawt, x3 youw UwU city ^w^ Wome- -UwU I >_> say x3 youw city- to :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and mothew; -Breaking :33 his ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and uWu wesowution ^.^ wike -^-^ A ÚwÚ twist of wotten OwO siwk; >_< nyevew >w< admitting -Counsel ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU waw; >_> but uWu at :33 his nurse's tears ->w< He ^-^ whin'd ÚwÚ and >w< woaw'd OwO away x3 youw ;;w;; victowy, -:33 That :33 pages blush'd uWu at :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men of >_< heawt -Wook'd UwU wond'wing >_< each uWu at ÚwÚ othews. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. :33 Heaw'st UwU thou, Maws? -AUFIDIUS. Nyame nyot x3 the ^.^ god, xDD thou ;;w;; boy of UwU teaws- -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. uWu Ha! -AUFIDIUS. >w< -nyo more. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Measuwewess liar, xDD thou x3 hast UwU made x3 my >_< heawt -Too great fow >_> what x3 contains :3 it. OwO 'Boy'! x3 O x3 swave! -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, wowds, UwU 'tis x3 the xDD fiwst time :3 that OwO evew -UwU I UwU was ;;w;; fowc'd to >_> scowd. uWu Youw xDD judgments, x3 my :3 gwave wowds, -:3 Must UwU give ÚwÚ this cur x3 the wie; ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU own nyotion- -Who ^-^ weaws x3 my ^.^ stwipes xDD impwess'd ;;w;; upon :3 him, :3 that -:3 Must UwU beaw x3 my beating to :33 his grave- UwU shaww ^w^ join -;;w;; To thwust x3 the >_< wie >w< unto ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu Peace, xDD both, ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. Cut ;;w;; me to :3 pieces, Vowsces; ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and >w< wads, ->_< Stain aww x3 youw ^w^ edges on x3 me. OwO 'Boy'! ÚwÚ Fawse ^-^ hound! -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 youw annyaws ^-^ twue, UwU 'tis there -^.^ That, ^.^ wike >w< an >_> eagwe uWu in :3 a uWu duv-cote, UwU I -Flutter'd x3 youw >_< Vowscians uWu in OwO Cowiowi. -uWu Awonye UwU I uWu did :3 it. OwO 'Boy'! -AUFIDIUS. Why, x3 nyobwe wowds, -Will xDD you be put uWu in ^-^ mind of :33 his ^w^ bwind fowtunye, ->_< Which UwU was x3 youw UwU shame, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this unholy :3 bwaggawt, -^-^ Fowe x3 youw UwU own eyes ÚwÚ and ears? -ÚwÚ CONSPIWATOWS. Let ^.^ him ^-^ die xDD fow't. -^w^ AWW ^-^ THE PEOPWE. >w< Teaw ^.^ him to x3 pieces. Do >w< it presently. >w< He kill'd x3 my -OwO son. OwO My >w< daughtew. >w< He kill'd x3 my xDD cousin ;;w;; Mawcus. >w< He kill'd x3 my -:33 fathew. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu Peace, ho! No outwage- peace! -uWu The x3 man >_> is noble, ÚwÚ and :33 his fame uWu fowds uWu in -This owb ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. ÚwÚ His >w< wast :3 offences to >_> us -Shall uWu have >_< judicious ;;w;; heawing. >_> Stand, >_< Aufidius, -xDD And >_> twoubwe nyot x3 the peace. -^.^ COWIOWANyUS. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 him, -With six ÚwÚ Aufidiuses, ow more- :33 his :33 twibe, -;;w;; To use x3 my ÚwÚ wawfuw swowd! -AUFIDIUS. Insowent :33 viwwain! -ÚwÚ CONSPIWATOWS. Kill, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, OwO kiww x3 him! -;;w;; [The OwO CONSPIWATOWS dwaw ÚwÚ and OwO kiww ^-^ COWIOWANyUS,who ^w^ fawws. -xDD AUFIDIUS >w< stands on >w< him] -ÚwÚ WOWDS. UwU Howd, OwO howd, OwO howd, ;;w;; howd! -AUFIDIUS. OwO My x3 nyobwe mastews, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 O Tuwwus! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ Thou x3 hast donye :3 a ^.^ deed ^.^ wheweat valour xDD wiww >_> weep. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. Tread nyot ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. Mastews all, be ^.^ quiet; ->_> Put x3 up x3 youw :3 swowds. -AUFIDIUS. OwO My wowds, when xDD you UwU shaww UwU knyow- >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ this rage, -Pwovok'd ^.^ by :3 him, xDD you cannot- x3 the great danger ->_< Which ÚwÚ this :33 man's >w< wife uWu did >_> owe UwU you, you'ww rejoice -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is OwO thus :3 cut off. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw honyouws -;;w;; To caww ;;w;; me to x3 youw >_< Senyate, I'll ÚwÚ dewivew -xDD Mysewf x3 youw loyal uWu sewvant, ow OwO enduwe -uWu Youw ;;w;; heaviest ÚwÚ censuwe. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ Beaw from >w< hence :33 his ;;w;; body, -xDD And mouwn xDD you fow ^.^ him. Let ^.^ him be :3 wegawded -;;w;; As x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe cowse :3 that OwO evew >_> hewawd -Did ;;w;; fowwow to :33 his um. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ÚwÚ His UwU own >_> impatience -Takes from Aufidius :3 a great ÚwÚ pawt of blame. -:3 Wet's >_< make x3 the best of :3 it. -AUFIDIUS. OwO My xDD wage >_> is >w< gonye, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< stwuck with ;;w;; sowwow. ^.^ Take ^.^ him :33 up. -Hewp, >w< thwee ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ chiefest soldiers; I'll be onye. -uWu Beat xDD thou x3 the dwum, :3 that >w< it speak OwO mouwnfuwwy; -;;w;; Twaiw x3 youw steew >w< pikes. ;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city ^.^ he ->_< Hath ÚwÚ widowed ÚwÚ and >w< unchiwded UwU many :3 a one, ->_< Which to ÚwÚ this >_> houw bewail x3 the injuwy, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have :3 a x3 nyobwe memory. -OwO Assist. ^.^ Exeunt, :33 beawing x3 the >w< body of ^.^ COWIOWANyUS -:3 [A >_< dead :33 mawch uWu sounded] - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^w^ 1609 - -CYMBELINE - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -CYMBELINE, ^w^ King of uWu Bwitain ->w< CWOTEN, >_< son to x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ by :3 a xDD fowmew :33 husband -POSTHUMUS x3 WEONyATUS, :3 a gentweman, :33 husband to Imogen -xDD BEWAWIUS, :3 a banished uWu wowd, disguised :33 undew x3 the xDD nyame of :3 Mowgan - -^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and :3 AWVIWAGUS, xDD sons to Cymbeline, disguised :33 undew x3 the -nyames of OwO POWYDOWE ÚwÚ and :3 CADWAW, ^.^ supposed xDD sons to Belarius -^-^ PHIWAWIO, Itawian, :33 fwiend to >_< Posthumus -^w^ IACHIMO, Itawian, :33 fwiend to ;;w;; Phiwawio -^-^ A >_< FWENCH GENTLEMAN, :33 fwiend to ;;w;; Phiwawio ->_> CAIUS LUCIUS, General of x3 the Roman >_< Fowces -^-^ A WOMAN >w< CAPTAIN -OwO TWO ;;w;; BWITISH uWu CAPTAINS -OwO PISANyIO, xDD sewvant to >_< Posthumus -^w^ COWNyEWIUS, :3 a ^.^ physician -OwO TWO ;;w;; WOWDS of Cymbeline's court -OwO TWO ^-^ GENTWEMEN of x3 the same -OwO TWO GAOWEWS - -xDD QUEEN, >w< wife to :33 Cymbewinye -x3 IMOGEN, daughter to :33 Cymbewinye ^.^ by :3 a xDD fowmew >_< queen -x3 HEWEN, :3 a uWu wady :33 attending on Imogen - -APPARITIONS - -;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, Roman >_< Senyatows, Twibunyes, :3 a Soothsayer, :3 a -Dutch Gentweman, :3 a OwO Spanyish Gentweman, Musicians, ^-^ Officews, -UwU Captains, Soldiers, Messengews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - -SCENE: -Britain; Italy - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -;;w;; Bwitain. uWu The >_< gawden of CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You UwU do nyot :3 meet :3 a x3 man >_> but ÚwÚ fwowns; UwU ouw xDD bwoods -No ^.^ mowe UwU obey x3 the heavens than UwU ouw courtiers -UwU Stiww xDD seem >_< as does x3 the ^.^ King's. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ His ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 the heir >_> of's :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ whom ->w< He ÚwÚ puwpos'd to :33 his ^w^ wife's sole >_< son- :3 a ^.^ widow -:33 That wate ^.^ he married- hath UwU wefeww'd herself -uWu Unto :3 a poor >_> but ÚwÚ wowthy :3 gentweman. >_> She's wedded; -:3 Hew :33 husband ÚwÚ banyish'd; ^.^ she impwison'd. All -Is :33 outwawd >_> sowwow, ^w^ though UwU I think x3 the ^w^ King -^w^ Be touch'd uWu at xDD vewy ;;w;; heawt. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but x3 the >_> King? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He :3 that hath wost her UwU too. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the :3 Queen, -:33 That UwU most desir'd x3 the match. OwO But nyot :3 a couwtiew, -Awthough ;;w;; they ^-^ weaw uWu theiw faces to x3 the UwU bent -Of x3 the >_< King's looks, hath :3 a >_< heawt :3 that >_> is nyot -:33 Gwad uWu at x3 the ^.^ thing ;;w;; they OwO scoww at. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And >w< why so? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He :3 that hath ;;w;; miss'd x3 the Pwincess >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing -Too :33 bad fow :33 bad >w< wepowt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that hath xDD hew- -UwU I >_> mean :3 that mawwied hew, awack, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; man! -xDD And >_< thewefowe banish'd- >_> is :3 a creature xDD such -As, to >_> seek ^w^ thwough x3 the regions of x3 the ^.^ eawth -For one :33 his :3 wike, there ^.^ wouwd be ^-^ something :33 faiwing -^w^ In ^.^ him :3 that >_> shouwd compare. UwU I UwU do nyot think -^w^ So >w< faiw >w< an :33 outwawd ÚwÚ and xDD such ^w^ stuff within -Endows :3 a x3 man >_> but he. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You speak ^.^ him far. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU do :3 extend :3 him, ^w^ siw, within :33 himsewf; -^-^ Cwush ^.^ him togethew rather than ^w^ unfowd -ÚwÚ His UwU measuwe duly. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 What's :33 his xDD nyame ÚwÚ and >_< biwth? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 dewve ^.^ him to x3 the ^.^ woot; :33 his >w< fathew -Was ^w^ caww'd >_> Siciwius, who uWu did ^w^ join :33 his honour -^w^ Against x3 the Romans with OwO Cassibewan, -OwO But xDD had :33 his titles ^.^ by x3 Tenyantius, ÚwÚ whom ->w< He sewv'd with :3 gwowy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ admiw'd uWu success, -^w^ So x3 gain'd x3 the xDD suw-addition Weonyatus; -xDD And :33 had, ;;w;; besides ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in ^.^ question, -Two othew sons, who, uWu in x3 the UwU waws ^.^ o' x3 th' time, -ÚwÚ Died with uWu theiw :33 swowds uWu in xDD hand; fow which uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU Then ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and fond of ^w^ issue, >_> took xDD such sorrow -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ quit OwO being; ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, -^w^ Big of ÚwÚ this gentweman, UwU ouw UwU theme, xDD deceas'd -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU was born. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ he UwU takes x3 the >w< babe -;;w;; To :33 his >_< pwotection, ;;w;; cawws ^.^ him >_< Posthumus ^w^ Weonyatus, -:33 Bweeds ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 makes ^.^ him of :33 his :33 bed-chambew, -Puts to ^.^ him aww x3 the >w< weawnyings :3 that :33 his time -Could >_< make ^.^ him x3 the ;;w;; weceivew OwO of; which ^.^ he took, -;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do air, ÚwÚ fast >_< as uWu 'twas >_> minyist'wed, -xDD And in's ^-^ spwing ÚwÚ became :3 a ^-^ hawvest, liv'd uWu in ^w^ couwt- ->_< Which OwO wawe >w< it >_> is to xDD do- UwU most prais'd, UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, -^-^ A >w< sampwe to x3 the UwU youngest; to x3 th' ^.^ mowe uWu matuwe -^-^ A gwass :3 that :33 feated OwO them; ÚwÚ and to x3 the OwO gwavew -^-^ A chiwd :3 that UwU guided dotawds. ;;w;; To :33 his ^-^ mistwess, -For ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he nyow >_> is banish'd- her UwU own pwice -Pwocwaims >w< how ^.^ she esteem'd ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU viwtue; -^-^ By her UwU ewection OwO may be :33 twuwy ^w^ wead ->_> What uWu kind of x3 man ^.^ he >w< is. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I honour ^.^ him -Even x3 out of x3 youw report. OwO But pray xDD you tell uWu me, -Is ^.^ she sole chiwd to x3 th' >_> King? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ His >w< onwy :33 chiwd. ->w< He xDD had >w< two ^.^ sons- >_> if ÚwÚ this be ^.^ wowth x3 youw UwU heawing, ->_> Mawk OwO it- x3 the eldest of them uWu at >w< thwee years :3 owd, -xDD I' x3 th' OwO swathing x3 cwothes x3 the ÚwÚ othew, from uWu theiw OwO nyuwsewy -^.^ Wewe UwU stow'n; ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ this >_> houw nyo guess uWu in >_< knyowwedge ->_< Which uWu way ;;w;; they ;;w;; went. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. How ^-^ wong >_> is ÚwÚ this ago? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Some ÚwÚ twenty years. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That :3 a >_< king's x3 chiwdwen >_> shouwd be UwU so >_< convey'd, -^w^ So >_> swackwy >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ seawch UwU so slow -:33 That couwd nyot trace >w< them! -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD Howsoe'ew UwU 'tis >_> stwange, -:33 Ow :3 that x3 the negligence OwO may weww be >_< waugh'd :3 at, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> is >w< it ^-^ twue, sir. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU do weww ^-^ bewieve OwO you. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. We ^w^ must >_< fowbeaw; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the gentweman, -uWu The :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and >_> Pwincess. Exeunt - -Entew x3 the xDD QUEEN, UwU POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN - -QUEEN. :3 Nyo, be x3 assuw'd xDD you UwU shaww nyot find uWu me, ^w^ daughtew, ->w< Aftew x3 the ^-^ swandew of UwU most ÚwÚ stepmothews, -uWu Eviw-ey'd >w< unto OwO you. uWu You'we x3 my pwisonyew, >_> but -uWu Youw gaowew UwU shaww ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you x3 the ;;w;; keys -:33 That OwO wock x3 up x3 youw westwaint. For UwU you, >_> Posthumus, -^w^ So >w< soon >_< as UwU I ^.^ can x3 win x3 th' uWu offended OwO King, -UwU I xDD wiww be ÚwÚ knyown x3 youw UwU advocate. OwO Mawwy, yet -uWu The fire of xDD wage >_> is uWu in :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe ÚwÚ good ->_> You lean'd >w< unto :33 his :33 sentence with >_> what uWu patience -uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom OwO may infowm OwO you. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, -UwU I xDD wiww from >w< hence ^w^ to-day. -QUEEN. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ pewiw. -I'll :3 fetch :3 a turn about x3 the gawden, :3 pitying -uWu The x3 pangs of baww'd >_> affections, ^w^ though x3 the ^w^ King ->_< Hath :3 chawg'd xDD you >_> shouwd nyot speak together. uWu Exit -UwU IMOGEN. x3 O dissembling ^w^ couwtesy! How OwO finye ÚwÚ this tyrant -UwU Can tickwe :3 whewe ^.^ she >_< wounds! OwO My deawest ^.^ husband, -UwU I ^-^ something feaw x3 my father's :33 wwath, >_> but >_< nyothing- -Always reserv'd x3 my >w< howy duty- >_> what -ÚwÚ His xDD wage ^.^ can UwU do on x3 me. >_> You ^w^ must be xDD gonye; -xDD And UwU I UwU shaww OwO hewe abide x3 the hourly UwU shot -Of angry ^w^ eyes, nyot comforted to ^w^ wive -OwO But :3 that there >_> is ÚwÚ this jewel uWu in x3 the wowwd -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_> see ;;w;; again. -:3 POSTHUMUS. OwO My ^.^ queen! x3 my mistwess! -x3 O UwU wady, xDD weep nyo >_> mowe, xDD west UwU I UwU give cause -;;w;; To be >w< suspected of ^.^ mowe :33 tendewnyess -Than xDD doth :33 become :3 a man. UwU I xDD wiww wemain -uWu The :33 woyaw'st :33 husband :3 that uWu did ;;w;; e'ew plight >_> twoth; -OwO My residence uWu in ÚwÚ Wome uWu at one Phiwawio's, -Who to x3 my >w< fathew UwU was :3 a fwiend, to ;;w;; me -Known >_> but ^.^ by wettew; uWu thithew wwite, x3 my queen, -xDD And with >_< minye eyes I'll ÚwÚ dwink x3 the wowds xDD you send, -;;w;; Though ink be UwU made of xDD gaww. - -^.^ We-entew >w< QUEEN - -QUEEN. ^w^ Be ^-^ bwief, UwU I pray OwO you. -;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King come, UwU I UwU shaww :3 incuw UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot -How much of :33 his dispweasuwe. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Yet I'll move ^.^ him -;;w;; To UwU wawk ÚwÚ this >_> way. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU do ^.^ him wrong -OwO But ^.^ he does UwU buy x3 my >_> injuwies, to be >_< fwiends; -UwU Pays uWu deaw fow x3 my xDD offences. uWu Exit -:3 POSTHUMUS. Should ^.^ we be :3 taking OwO weave -;;w;; As ^-^ wong :3 a term >_< as yet ^.^ we uWu have to x3 wive, -uWu The loathness to ÚwÚ depawt ^.^ wouwd ^w^ gwow. ÚwÚ Adieu! -UwU IMOGEN. Nyay, xDD stay :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -^.^ Wewe xDD you >_> but riding fowth to ^w^ aiw yourself, ->w< Such >w< pawting :3 wewe ^w^ too x3 petty. Wook UwU hewe, love: -This >_> diamond UwU was x3 my >_< mothew's; OwO take :33 it, heawt; -OwO But >_< keep >w< it >w< tiww xDD you ^.^ woo anyothew :3 wife, -x3 When Imogen >_> is uWu dead. -:3 POSTHUMUS. How, ÚwÚ how? Anyothew? ->_> You ^-^ gentwe uWu gods, UwU give ;;w;; me >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I have, -xDD And UwU seaw x3 up x3 my :33 embwacements from :3 a :3 nyext -With xDD bonds of ;;w;; death! xDD Wemain, wemain xDD thou OwO hewe -;;w;; [Puts on x3 the :3 wing] -While sense ^.^ can >_< keep >w< it :3 on. ^.^ And, xDD sweetest, uWu faiwest, -;;w;; As UwU I x3 my poor self uWu did :3 exchange fow UwU you, -;;w;; To x3 youw UwU so :3 infinyite woss, UwU so uWu in UwU ouw twifwes -UwU I still x3 win of OwO you. For x3 my ÚwÚ sake ^-^ weaw >_< this; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; manyacwe of love; I'll :33 pwace >w< it ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this >_> faiwest ^w^ pwisonyew. ;;w;; [Puts :3 a ÚwÚ bwacewet on her awm] -UwU IMOGEN. x3 O x3 the ^-^ gods! -x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> see ^w^ again? - -Entew CYMBELINE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS - -:3 POSTHUMUS. xDD Awack, x3 the King! -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ basest ÚwÚ thing, avoid; >w< hence from x3 my ^.^ sight -;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ command xDD thou ;;w;; fwaught x3 the court -With >w< thy unwowthinyess, xDD thou :33 diest. >_> Away! -^w^ Thou'wt x3 poison to x3 my blood. -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu The gods x3 pwotect UwU you, -xDD And ;;w;; bwess x3 the ÚwÚ good >_< wemaindews of x3 the court! -UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit -UwU IMOGEN. >_> Thewe ;;w;; cannyot be :3 a pinch uWu in :33 death -uWu Mowe ^-^ shawp than ÚwÚ this >w< is. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O :3 diswoyaw ÚwÚ thing, -:33 That shouwdst repair x3 my youth, xDD thou heap'st -^-^ A >_> yeaw's age on me! -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, -Harm nyot >_> youwsewf with x3 youw ;;w;; vexation. -UwU I ^w^ am senseless of x3 youw wwath; :3 a :33 touch ^.^ mowe OwO wawe -^w^ Subdues aww pangs, aww fears. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Past UwU gwace? :3 obedience? -UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ Past hope, ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU despaiw; :3 that uWu way x3 past grace. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :33 That ÚwÚ mightst uWu have xDD had x3 the sole >_< son of x3 my ^.^ queen! -UwU IMOGEN. x3 O blessed :3 that UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ nyot! UwU I ^-^ chose >w< an :33 eagwe, -xDD And uWu did avoid :3 a ÚwÚ puttock. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou took'st :3 a beggar, wouldst uWu have UwU made x3 my >_< thwonye -^-^ A uWu seat fow basenyess. -UwU IMOGEN. No; UwU I rather >_< added -^-^ A UwU wustwe to :3 it. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O xDD thou ^-^ viwe one! -UwU IMOGEN. UwU Siw, -^.^ It >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ^-^ Posthumus. ->_> You bwed ^.^ him >_< as x3 my playfellow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is -^-^ A x3 man ^.^ wowth xDD any >_< woman; uvwbuys ;;w;; me -Awmost x3 the >w< sum ^.^ he pays. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. What, awt xDD thou uWu mad? -UwU IMOGEN. x3 Awmost, sir. uWu Heaven restore me! Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe -^-^ A ^-^ nyeat-hewd's ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ Weonyatus -Our OwO nyeighbouw shepherd's ^w^ son! - -^.^ We-entew >w< QUEEN - -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou >_< foowish x3 thing! -:33 [To x3 the xDD QUEEN] ^-^ They :3 wewe again together. >_> You uWu have donye -ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ aftew UwU ouw >_> command. UwU Away with hew, -xDD And OwO pen her :33 up. -QUEEN. Beseech x3 youw ^w^ patience.- uWu Peace, ->_< Deaw uWu wady ^w^ daughtew, *giggles shyly* peace!- ÚwÚ Sweet sovereign, -Weave >_> us to ;;w;; ouwsewves, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> youwsewf x3 some uWu comfowt -UwU Out of x3 youw best xDD advice. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nyay, wet her wanguish -^-^ A >_< dwop of :3 bwood :3 a day x3 and, ^.^ being aged, -:33 Die of ÚwÚ this ^w^ fowwy. UwU Exit, with ;;w;; WOWDS - -Entew :3 PISANyIO - -QUEEN. uWu Fie! xDD you ^w^ must UwU give >_> way. -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 youw servant. How now, sir! >_> What nyews? -PISANIO. OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son >w< dwew on x3 my master. -QUEEN. uWu Ha! -No >w< hawm, UwU I ^w^ twust, >_> is done? -PISANIO. >_> Thewe ^w^ might uWu have ^-^ been, -OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< mastew rather pway'd than :33 fought, -xDD And xDD had nyo OwO hewp of >_> angew; ;;w;; they :3 wewe pawted -^-^ By gentlemen uWu at >w< hand. -QUEEN. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad ^.^ on't. -UwU IMOGEN. uWu Youw ÚwÚ son's x3 my father's fwiend; ^.^ he UwU takes :33 his ÚwÚ pawt -;;w;; To dwaw ;;w;; upon >w< an ;;w;; exiwe! x3 O >_< bwave sir! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in UwU Afwic both together; -xDD Mysewf ^.^ by with :3 a nyeedwe, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might uWu pwick -uWu The goew-back. Why ^-^ came xDD you from x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? -PISANIO. On :33 his >_> command. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot suffew ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 the ;;w;; haven; left these >_> nyotes -Of >_> what ;;w;; commands UwU I >_> shouwd be x3 subject ^.^ to, -^w^ When't pleas'd xDD you to :33 empwoy x3 me. -QUEEN. This hath :33 been -uWu Youw faithfuw servant. UwU I dawe uWu way >_< minye honour ->w< He xDD wiww wemain :3 so. -PISANIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -QUEEN. >_> Pway UwU wawk OwO awhiwe. -UwU IMOGEN. About x3 some half-hour hence, ->_> Pway xDD you speak with x3 me. >_> You UwU shaww uWu at least -Go >_> see x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU aboawd. For ÚwÚ this time OwO weave x3 me. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew CLOTEN ÚwÚ and >w< two ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; advise xDD you to OwO shift :3 a shiwt; x3 the x3 viowence -of uWu action hath UwU made xDD you >_< week >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ sacwifice. Whewe ^w^ aiw x3 comes ^.^ out, -^w^ aiw x3 comes UwU in; there's >_< nyonye ^.^ abwoad UwU so whowesome >_< as :3 that xDD you ^w^ vent. -xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; If x3 my shirt :3 wewe x3 bwoody, xDD then to OwO shift :3 it. :3 Have UwU I ÚwÚ huwt him? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] :3 Nyo, xDD faith; nyot UwU so much >_< as :33 his OwO patience. -uWu FIWST WOWD. Huwt x3 him! ÚwÚ His body's :3 a x3 passabwe ^.^ cawcass >_> if ^.^ he be nyot -x3 huwt. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a thwoughfawe fow steew >_> if >w< it be nyot x3 huwt. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ His steew UwU was uWu in ;;w;; debt; >w< it OwO went ^.^ o' x3 th' back -x3 side x3 the xDD town. -xDD CWOTEN. uWu The viwwain ^.^ wouwd nyot stand x3 me. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] No; >_> but ^.^ he ^w^ fwed forward still, toward x3 youw -;;w;; face. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ;;w;; Stand you? >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ wand enough of x3 youw >_> own; >_> but ^.^ he ->_< added to x3 youw x3 having, uWu gave xDD you x3 some :33 gwound. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; As UwU many :33 inches >_< as xDD you uWu have OwO oceans. ->w< Puppies! -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had nyot come ^-^ between >_> us. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd I, >w< tiww xDD you xDD had UwU measuw'd >w< how ^-^ wong :3 a ->w< foow xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 gwound. -xDD CWOTEN. xDD And :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd wuv ÚwÚ this fewwow, ÚwÚ and refuse me! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If >w< it be :3 a x3 sin to >_< make :3 a true ^w^ ewection, ^.^ she >_> is -^w^ damn'd. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Siw, >_< as UwU I told xDD you awways, her beauty ÚwÚ and her :3 bwain OwO go -nyot together; ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ sign, >_> but UwU I uWu have :3 seen UwU smaww wefwection -of her >_< wit. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] :33 She uWu shinyes nyot ;;w;; upon :3 foows, xDD west x3 the wefwection ->_> shouwd ÚwÚ huwt her. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Come, I'll to x3 my ^.^ chambew. Wouwd there xDD had :33 been x3 some ÚwÚ huwt -uWu donye! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] UwU I ÚwÚ wish nyot so; ^w^ unwess >w< it xDD had :33 been x3 the faww of ->w< an ass, which >_> is nyo great x3 huwt. -xDD CWOTEN. You'll OwO go with us? -uWu FIWST WOWD. I'll >_< attend x3 youw wowdship. -xDD CWOTEN. Nyay, come, >_> wet's OwO go together. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew UwU IMOGEN ÚwÚ and :3 PISANyIO - -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou gwew'st >w< unto x3 the uWu showes ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 haven, -xDD And uWu questionyed'st every sail; >_> if ^.^ he >_> shouwd wwite, -xDD And UwU I nyot uWu have :33 it, >w< 'twewe :3 a paper :3 wost, -;;w;; As >_< offew'd xDD mewcy >w< is. >_> What UwU was x3 the >w< wast -:33 That ^.^ he x3 spake to thee? -PISANIO. ^.^ It ^-^ was: :33 his queen, :33 his ^.^ queen! -UwU IMOGEN. UwU Then :3 wav'd :33 his >w< handkewchief? -PISANIO. xDD And >w< kiss'd :33 it, UwU madam. -UwU IMOGEN. Senseless winyen, uWu happiew thewein than >_< I! -xDD And :3 that UwU was ÚwÚ aww? -PISANIO. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; fow UwU so ^-^ wong -;;w;; As ^.^ he couwd >_< make ;;w;; me with :33 his >_< eye, ow :3 cawe -;;w;; Distinguish ^.^ him from ^w^ othews, ^.^ he uWu did >_< keep -uWu The ^w^ deck, with glove, ow hat, ow handkerchief, -UwU Stiww xDD waving, >_< as x3 the ^w^ fits ÚwÚ and stiws >_> of's ^-^ mind -Could best express >w< how slow :33 his :3 souw saiw'd ;;w;; on, -How UwU swift :33 his ship. -UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have UwU made ^.^ him -;;w;; As xDD wittwe >_< as :3 a crow, ow UwU wess, ere left -;;w;; To after-eye ^.^ him. -PISANIO. uWu Madam, UwU so UwU I ^.^ did. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have broke >_< minye ^.^ eyestwings, >_< cwack'd them >_> but -;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon :3 him, >w< tiww x3 the diminution -Of xDD space xDD had :3 pointed ^.^ him ^-^ shawp >_< as x3 my OwO nyeedwe; -Nyay, fowwowed ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ he xDD had mewted from -uWu The :33 smawwnyess of :3 a gnyat to air, ÚwÚ and xDD then -:3 Have >_> tuwn'd >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and xDD wept. But, ÚwÚ good Pisanio, -x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we hear from him? -PISANIO. ^w^ Be UwU assuw'd, UwU madam, -With :33 his :3 nyext vantage. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I uWu did nyot OwO take x3 my OwO weave of :3 him, >_> but xDD had -:3 Most OwO pwetty ^.^ things to :3 say. Ere UwU I couwd tell ^.^ him -How UwU I ^.^ wouwd think on ^.^ him uWu at xDD cewtain >_> houws ->w< Such >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and such; ow UwU I couwd >_< make ^.^ him >_< sweaw -uWu The >_< shes of Italy >_> shouwd nyot ÚwÚ betway -Mine ÚwÚ intewest ÚwÚ and :33 his honour; ow uWu have :3 chawg'd :3 him, -At x3 the uWu sixth >_> houw of ^-^ mown, uWu at noon, uWu at midnight, -;;w;; T' x3 encountew ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ owisons, fow xDD then -UwU I ^w^ am uWu in heaven fow him; ow ere UwU I couwd -Give ^.^ him :3 that >w< pawting :3 kiss which UwU I xDD had uWu set -Betwixt >w< two OwO chawming wowds, x3 comes uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And ^.^ wike x3 the tywannyous :33 bweathing of x3 the ^.^ nyowth -OwO Shakes aww UwU ouw ^-^ buds from gwowing. - -Entew :3 a :3 WADY - -WADY. uWu The :3 Queen, UwU madam, -Desires x3 youw Highness' UwU company. -UwU IMOGEN. >w< Those ^.^ things UwU I bid xDD you UwU do, get them x3 dispatch'd. -UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -PISANIO. uWu Madam, UwU I >_< shaww. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -xDD Wome. PHILARIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^-^ PHIWAWIO, ^w^ IACHIMO, :3 a OwO FWENCHMAN, :3 a ^-^ DUTCHMAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ SPANyIAWD - -IACHIMO. :3 Bewieve :33 it, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu in ;;w;; Bwitain. >w< He UwU was xDD then -of :3 a UwU cwescent :3 nyote, ^.^ expected to ^-^ pwuv UwU so ÚwÚ wowthy >_< as xDD since ^.^ he hath -:33 been UwU awwowed x3 the xDD nyame uWu of. OwO But UwU I couwd xDD then uWu have >_> wook'd on ^.^ him -^-^ without x3 the OwO hewp of admiration, ^w^ though x3 the ^-^ catawogue of :33 his -:33 endowments xDD had :33 been xDD tabwed ^.^ by :33 his side, ÚwÚ and UwU I to OwO pewuse ^.^ him ^.^ by -xDD items. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_> You speak of ^.^ him when ^.^ he UwU was less OwO fuwnyish'd than nyow ^.^ he ->_> is with :3 that which x3 makes ^.^ him both ^-^ without ÚwÚ and x3 within. ->_> FWENCHMAN. UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu in Fwance; ^.^ we xDD had xDD vewy UwU many there couwd -behowd x3 the sun with >_< as >w< fiwm eyes >_< as he. -IACHIMO. This ;;w;; mattew of OwO mawwying :33 his >_< king's ^w^ daughtew, wherein ^.^ he -^w^ must be xDD weighed rather ^.^ by her value than :33 his OwO own, wowds :3 him, UwU I -doubt >_> nyot, :3 a great deal from x3 the :3 mattew. ->_> FWENCHMAN. xDD And xDD then :33 his >_> banyishment. -IACHIMO. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 appwobation of UwU those :3 that xDD weep ÚwÚ this lamentable -:3 divowce :33 undew her cowouws OwO awe >_> wondewfuwwy to :3 extend :3 him, be >w< it ->_> but to fortify her ^.^ judgment, which >_> ewse >w< an ^w^ easy ^-^ battewy ^w^ might uWu way -flat, fow :3 taking :3 a beggar, ^-^ without less ÚwÚ quawity. OwO But >w< how x3 comes >w< it -^.^ he >_> is to ;;w;; sojouwn with you? How :3 cweeps :33 acquaintance? -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ÚwÚ His >w< fathew ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 wewe ^-^ sowdiews together, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have -:33 been often bound fow nyo less than x3 my life. - -Entew POSTHUMUS - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ^-^ Bwiton. Let ^.^ him be UwU so ^-^ entewtainyed amongst xDD you >_< as -^w^ suits with gentlemen of x3 youw x3 knyowing to :3 a stwangew of :33 his -ÚwÚ quawity. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you aww be xDD bettew ÚwÚ knyown to ÚwÚ this gentweman, -ÚwÚ whom UwU I ÚwÚ commend to xDD you >_< as :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 fwiend of ^w^ minye. How ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ he >_> is -UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave to appeaw heweaftew, rather than ^-^ stowy ^.^ him uWu in :33 his -UwU own ;;w;; heawing. ->_> FWENCHMAN. UwU Siw, ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ knyown togethew uWu in >_> Owweans. -:3 POSTHUMUS. Since when UwU I uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ debtow to xDD you fow ÚwÚ couwtesies, -which UwU I xDD wiww be OwO evew to x3 pay ÚwÚ and yet x3 pay xDD stiww. ->_> FWENCHMAN. UwU Siw, xDD you ^-^ o'ewwate x3 my poor kindness. UwU I UwU was uWu gwad UwU I uWu did -OwO atonye x3 my countwyman ÚwÚ and uWu you; >w< it xDD had :33 been pity xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have -:33 been put togethew with UwU so >w< mowtaw :3 a OwO puwpose >_< as xDD then >_< each :3 bowe, -;;w;; upon ;;w;; impowtance of UwU so :3 swight ÚwÚ and OwO twiviaw :3 a :33 nyatuwe. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ By x3 youw pardon, sir. UwU I UwU was xDD then :3 a xDD young traveller; -rather ;;w;; shunn'd to OwO go even with >_> what UwU I heard than uWu in x3 my every -uWu action to be UwU guided ^.^ by OwO othews' >w< expewiences; >_> but ;;w;; upon x3 my mended -judgment- >_> if UwU I ^-^ offend nyot to >_> say >w< it >_> is mended- x3 my ^-^ quawwew UwU was nyot -;;w;; awtogethew :3 swight. ->_> FWENCHMAN. Faith, :3 yes, to be put to x3 the ^-^ awbitwement of swowds, ÚwÚ and -^.^ by xDD such >w< two :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by aww likelihood uWu have confounded one x3 the -othew ow uWu have fall'n xDD both. -IACHIMO. UwU Can :33 we, with :3 mannyews, ^w^ ask >_> what UwU was x3 the ;;w;; diffewence? ->_> FWENCHMAN. ÚwÚ Safewy, UwU I UwU think. >_< 'Twas :3 a ;;w;; contention uWu in xDD pubwic, which -may, ^-^ without contradiction, suffew x3 the report. ^.^ It UwU was much ^.^ wike ->w< an :33 awgument :3 that UwU feww x3 out >w< wast night, :3 whewe >_< each of >_> us UwU feww uWu in -praise of UwU ouw countwy ^.^ mistwesses; ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman uWu at :3 that time -vouching- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon :33 wawwant of bwoody ^.^ affiwmation- :33 his to be ^.^ mowe -faiw, virtuous, >_< wise, chaste, constant, :33 quawified, ÚwÚ and less -uWu attemptabwe, than xDD any x3 the ^.^ wawest of UwU ouw ^.^ wadies uWu in Fwance. -IACHIMO. :33 That uWu wady >_> is nyot nyow >w< wiving, ow ÚwÚ this uWu gentweman's :33 opinyion, -^.^ by uWu this, wown OwO out. -:3 POSTHUMUS. :33 She ÚwÚ howds her viwtue still, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 my :33 mind. -IACHIMO. >_> You ^w^ must nyot UwU so uWu faw prefer her fore ouws of Italy. -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Being UwU so uWu faw ^.^ pwovok'd >_< as UwU I UwU was uWu in >_< Fwance, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ abate -her uWu nyothing, ^w^ though UwU I pwofess mysewf her adorer, nyot her :3 fwiend. -IACHIMO. ;;w;; As >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 good- :3 a uWu kind of hand-in-hand comparison- -xDD had :33 been ^-^ something ^w^ too >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow xDD any uWu wady uWu in ;;w;; Bwitain. -;;w;; If ^.^ she OwO went >w< befowe ;;w;; othews UwU I uWu have :3 seen >_< as :3 that >_> diamond of >_> youws -^-^ outwustwes UwU many UwU I uWu have uWu behewd, UwU I couwd nyot >_> but ^-^ bewieve ^.^ she -xDD excewwed UwU many; >_> but UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen x3 the UwU most >_< pwecious >_> diamond :3 that -;;w;; is, nor xDD you x3 the >_> wady. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU pwais'd her >_< as UwU I :33 wated her. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I x3 my uWu stonye. -IACHIMO. >_> What UwU do xDD you >_> esteem >w< it at? -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Mowe than x3 the wowwd :3 enjoys. -IACHIMO. ^-^ Eithew x3 youw UwU unpawagon'd mistwess >_> is >_< dead, ow ^w^ she's -outpriz'd ^.^ by :3 a x3 twifwe. -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD mistaken: x3 the one OwO may be sold ow ^w^ given, >_> if there -:3 wewe weawth enough fow x3 the puwchase ow merit fow x3 the uWu gift; x3 the -othew >_> is nyot :3 a ^.^ thing fow UwU sawe, ÚwÚ and >w< onwy x3 the ^w^ gift of x3 the gods. -IACHIMO. >_< Which x3 the gods uWu have UwU given you? -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_< Which ^.^ by uWu theiw uWu gwaces UwU I xDD wiww keep. -IACHIMO. >_> You OwO may ^-^ weaw her uWu in ;;w;; titwe OwO youws; >_> but xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; stwange fowl ->w< wight ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing ponds. uWu Youw OwO wing OwO may be :3 stow'n UwU too. ^w^ So -x3 youw ;;w;; bwace of :33 unpwizabwe uWu estimations, x3 the one >_> is >_> but frail ÚwÚ and -x3 the othew casual; :3 a x3 cunnying :33 thief, ow :3 a that-way-accompwish'd -couwtiew, ^.^ wouwd >_< hazawd x3 the winnying both of xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and last. -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Youw Italy x3 contains >_< nyonye UwU so ;;w;; accompwish'd :3 a couwtiew to -convince x3 the honour of x3 my ^-^ mistwess, >_> if uWu in x3 the uWu howding ow ^-^ woss of -:3 that xDD you term her frail. UwU I UwU do >_< nyothing doubt xDD you uWu have OwO stowe of -ÚwÚ thieves; >w< nyotwithstanding, UwU I feaw nyot x3 my wing. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Let >_> us OwO weave UwU hewe, >_< gentwemen. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU Siw, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. This ÚwÚ wowthy signior, UwU I >_> thank -:3 him, x3 makes nyo stwangew of OwO me; ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ famiwiaw uWu at fiwst. -IACHIMO. With five times UwU so much ^w^ convewsation UwU I >_> shouwd get x3 gwound -of x3 youw >w< faiw mistress; >_< make her OwO go back even to x3 the yielding, xDD had -UwU I ÚwÚ admittance ÚwÚ and x3 oppowtunyity to :3 fwiend. -:3 POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo, >w< nyo. -IACHIMO. UwU I dawe thereupon ^.^ pawn x3 the >_> moiety of x3 my estate to x3 youw -*hugs tightly* wing, ^w^ which, uWu in x3 my :33 opinyion, o'ervalues >w< it OwO something. OwO But UwU I >_< make -x3 my wagew rather OwO against x3 youw :3 confidence than her ÚwÚ weputation; x3 and, -to ^-^ baw x3 youw offence >w< hewein :3 too, UwU I x3 duwst x3 attempt >w< it OwO against xDD any -uWu wady uWu in x3 the wowwd. -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> You OwO awe :3 a great deal UwU abus'd uWu in ^w^ too bold :3 a persuasion, -ÚwÚ and UwU I doubt nyot xDD you >_< sustain >_> what ;;w;; y'awe ÚwÚ wowthy of ^.^ by x3 youw attempt. -IACHIMO. x3 What's ^-^ that? -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ A xDD wepuwse; ^w^ though x3 youw attempt, >_< as xDD you caww :33 it, OwO desewve -more- :3 a UwU punyishment UwU too. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, enough of UwU this. ^.^ It ^-^ came uWu in ^w^ too uWu suddenwy; wet ->w< it ^-^ die >_< as >w< it UwU was born, ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you be xDD bettew acquainted. -IACHIMO. Wouwd UwU I xDD had put x3 my estate ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO nyeighbouw's on x3 th' -:33 appwobation of >_> what UwU I uWu have spoke! -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> What uWu wady ^.^ wouwd xDD you choose to OwO assaiw? -IACHIMO. OwO Youws, ÚwÚ whom uWu in >_> constancy xDD you think >w< stands UwU so ^w^ safe. UwU I xDD wiww -uWu way xDD you ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; ducats to x3 youw OwO wing :3 that, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to x3 the -court :3 whewe x3 youw uWu wady ;;w;; is, with nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ advantage than x3 the -x3 oppowtunyity of :3 a second ÚwÚ confewence, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing from thence -:3 that honour of hews which xDD you imagine UwU so wesewv'd. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I xDD wiww xDD wage OwO against x3 youw ^.^ gowd, gowd to :3 it. OwO My OwO wing UwU I -howd uWu deaw >_< as x3 my >_> fingew; UwU 'tis ÚwÚ pawt of :3 it. -IACHIMO. >_> You OwO awe :3 a fwiend, ÚwÚ and thewein x3 the wiser. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU buy -;;w;; wadies' >w< fwesh uWu at :3 a miwwion :3 a OwO dwam, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot pwesewve >w< it from -^w^ tainting. OwO But UwU I >_> see xDD you uWu have x3 some :33 wewigion uWu in UwU you, :3 that xDD you ;;w;; feaw. -:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is >_> but :3 a ;;w;; custom uWu in x3 youw tongue; xDD you UwU beaw :3 a OwO gwavew -xDD puwpose, UwU I ^-^ hope. -IACHIMO. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< mastew of x3 my speeches, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ^w^ undewgo UwU what's -spoken, UwU I OwO sweaw. -:3 POSTHUMUS. Will you? UwU I Shall >_> but xDD wend x3 my >_> diamond >w< tiww x3 youw wetuwn. -Let there be covenants drawn UwU between's. OwO My mistwess exceeds uWu in -xDD goodnyess x3 the hugenyess of x3 youw >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ thinking. UwU I dawe xDD you to -ÚwÚ this ^-^ match: hewe's x3 my wing. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< it nyo lay. -IACHIMO. ^-^ By x3 the uWu gods, >w< it >_> is onye. ;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you nyo sufficient -testimony :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 enjoy'd x3 the deawest OwO bodiwy ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw -^-^ mistwess, x3 my ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; ducats OwO awe OwO youws; UwU so >_> is x3 youw >_> diamond -UwU too. ;;w;; If UwU I come ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and OwO weave her uWu in xDD such honour >_< as xDD you uWu have -:33 twust x3 in, ^.^ she x3 youw ;;w;; jewew, ÚwÚ this x3 youw ;;w;; jewew, ÚwÚ and x3 my gowd OwO awe OwO youws- -x3 pwovided UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ commendation fow x3 my ^.^ mowe fwee >w< entewtainment. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I >_< embwace these :3 conditions; wet >_> us uWu have articles betwixt ->_> us. >w< Onwy, OwO thus uWu faw xDD you UwU shaww :33 answew: >_> if xDD you >_< make x3 youw ^w^ voyage ;;w;; upon -hew, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me xDD diwectwy to understand xDD you uWu have uWu pwevaiw'd, UwU I ^w^ am -nyo further x3 youw enemy- ^.^ she >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth UwU ouw ÚwÚ debate; >_> if ^.^ she wemain -unseduc'd, xDD you nyot x3 making >w< it appeaw :33 othewwise, fow x3 youw :33 iww -opinyion ÚwÚ and x3 th' OwO assauwt xDD you uWu have UwU made to her ÚwÚ chastity xDD you UwU shaww -answew ;;w;; me with x3 youw ^-^ swowd. -IACHIMO. uWu Youw :33 hand- :3 a cuvnyant! We xDD wiww uWu have these ^.^ things uWu set down -^.^ by ÚwÚ wawfuw counsew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight OwO away fow ^-^ Bwitain, xDD west x3 the -^w^ bawgain >_> shouwd catch UwU cowd ÚwÚ and >w< stawve. UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 my gowd ÚwÚ and -uWu have UwU ouw >w< two wagers wecowded. -:3 POSTHUMUS. OwO Agweed. Exeunt POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO ->_> FWENCHMAN. Will ÚwÚ this OwO howd, think you? -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :33 Signyiow OwO Iachimo xDD wiww nyot from :3 it. >_> Pway wet >_> us ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ 'em. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew xDD QUEEN, >w< WADIES, ÚwÚ and CORNELIUS - -QUEEN. Whiwes yet x3 the UwU dew's on ground, gathew UwU those >_> fwowews; -^-^ Make haste; who >_> has x3 the ^-^ nyote of them? -WADY. I, UwU madam. -QUEEN. Dispatch. Exeunt :3 WADIES ->_> Nyow, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, uWu have xDD you ^.^ bwought UwU those ^.^ dwugs? -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. >w< Pweaseth x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ^w^ ay. :3 Hewe ;;w;; they awe, UwU madam. -x3 [Pwesenting :3 a :3 box] -OwO But UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, ^-^ without UwU offence- -OwO My >_> conscience UwU bids ;;w;; me ask- ^-^ whewefowe xDD you uWu have -x3 Commanded of ;;w;; me these UwU most OwO poisonyous uWu compounds ->_< Which OwO awe x3 the ^w^ muvws of :3 a >w< wanguishing UwU death, -But, ^w^ though swow, :3 deadwy? -QUEEN. UwU I OwO wondew, ÚwÚ Doctow, -^.^ Thou >_> ask'st ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a x3 question. :3 Have UwU I nyot :33 been -x3 Thy ^w^ pupiw long? Hast xDD thou nyot weawn'd ;;w;; me >w< how -;;w;; To >_< make pewfumes? ^-^ distiw? preserve? >w< yea, UwU so -:33 That UwU ouw great x3 king >_< himsewf xDD doth ^.^ woo ;;w;; me ;;w;; oft -For x3 my ^-^ confections? >_> Having OwO thus uWu faw pwoceeded- -OwO Unwess xDD thou think'st ;;w;; me devilish- :3 is't nyot :3 meet -:33 That UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ ampwify x3 my ^w^ judgment uWu in -;;w;; Othew ^.^ concwusions? UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy x3 the forces -Of these >w< thy uWu compounds on xDD such ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as -We ;;w;; count nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the ;;w;; hanging- >_> but >_< nyonye human- -;;w;; To >_> twy x3 the >_< vigouw of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and apply -;;w;; Awwayments to uWu theiw ;;w;; act, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by them gathew -^-^ Theiw sevewaw uWu viwtues ÚwÚ and ^.^ effects. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. uWu Youw >_> Highnyess -Shall from ÚwÚ this pwactice >_> but >_< make x3 hawd x3 youw heawt; -:33 Besides, x3 the ^-^ seeing these UwU effects xDD wiww be -UwU Both ^-^ nyoisome ÚwÚ and :3 infectious. -QUEEN. >_< O, :3 content thee. - -Entew :3 PISANyIO - -:3 [Aside] :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a flattering ^-^ wascaw; ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -Will UwU I xDD fiwst >w< wowk. He's fow :33 his ^.^ mastew, -^-^ An ;;w;; enyemy to x3 my ^w^ son.- How now, :33 Pisanyio! -ÚwÚ Doctow, x3 youw OwO sewvice fow ÚwÚ this time >_> is OwO ended; -^.^ Take x3 youw UwU own >_> way. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU do >_> suspect UwU you, x3 madam; -OwO But xDD you UwU shaww UwU do nyo harm. -QUEEN. :33 [To PISANIO] ^.^ Hawk ÚwÚ thee, :3 a OwO wowd. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her. :33 She xDD doth think ^.^ she >_> has -Stwange x3 wing'wing UwU poisons. UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow her ^-^ spiwit, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot :33 twust one of her malice with -^-^ A drug of xDD such damn'd :33 nyatuwe. >w< Those ^.^ she >_> has -Will stupefy ÚwÚ and dull x3 the sense awhiwe, ->_< Which xDD fiwst x3 pewchance ^.^ she'ww ^-^ pwuv on cats ÚwÚ and xDD dogs, -UwU Then >w< aftewwawd x3 up highew; >_> but there >_> is -No danger uWu in >_> what x3 show of :33 death >w< it ^.^ makes, -uWu Mowe than x3 the >_> wocking x3 up x3 the ;;w;; spiwits :3 a time, -;;w;; To be ^.^ mowe OwO fwesh, reviving. :33 She >_> is fool'd -With :3 a UwU most UwU fawse :33 effect; ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 the twuew -^w^ So to be UwU fawse with her. -QUEEN. No further sewvice, ÚwÚ Doctow, -Untiw UwU I >_> send fow thee. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. UwU I x3 humbwy OwO take x3 my >_< weave. uWu Exit -QUEEN. uWu Weeps ^.^ she still, say'st thou? uWu Dost xDD thou think uWu in time -:33 She xDD wiww nyot OwO quench, ÚwÚ and wet instructions enter -Whewe >w< fowwy nyow possesses? Do xDD thou >w< wowk. -x3 When xDD thou shalt ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ^.^ she loves x3 my x3 son, -I'll tell uWu thee on x3 the x3 instant xDD thou awt xDD then -;;w;; As great >_< as >_> is >w< thy mastew; ;;w;; gweatew, fow -ÚwÚ His fowtunyes aww >_< wie ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD nyame -Is uWu at >w< wast gasp. Return ^.^ he cannot, nor -Continue :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. ;;w;; To OwO shift :33 his ^.^ being -Is to :3 exchange one misery with another, -xDD And every day :3 that x3 comes x3 comes x3 comes to -^-^ A day's ^.^ wowk uWu in ^.^ him. >_> What shalt xDD thou >_< expect -;;w;; To be >_> dependew on :3 a ^.^ thing :3 that leans, -Who ;;w;; cannyot be x3 nyew built, nor >_> has nyo ^w^ fwiends -^w^ So much >_< as >_> but to :3 pwop him? -;;w;; [The >w< QUEEN ^.^ dwops x3 the xDD box. :3 PISANyIO UwU takes >w< it >_< up] -^.^ Thou :33 tak'st x3 up -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot :3 what; >_> but OwO take >w< it fow >w< thy uWu wabouw. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing UwU I made, which hath x3 the ^w^ King -:3 Five times ^w^ wedeem'd from death. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow ->_> What >_> is ^.^ mowe cordial. Nyay, UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take uWu it; -^.^ It >_> is >w< an xDD eawnyest of :3 a further ÚwÚ good -:33 That UwU I >_> mean to thee. Teww >w< thy mistwess >w< how -uWu The case >w< stands with >w< hew; do't >_< as from thysewf. -^w^ Think >_> what :3 a chance xDD thou :3 changest xDD on; >_> but think -^.^ Thou x3 hast >w< thy mistwess stiww; to UwU boot, x3 my x3 son, -Who UwU shaww OwO take ÚwÚ nyotice of thee. I'll move x3 the ^w^ King -;;w;; To xDD any xDD shape of >w< thy pwefewment, xDD such -;;w;; As thou'lt desire; ÚwÚ and xDD then myself, UwU I chiefly, -:33 That uWu set uWu thee on to ÚwÚ this :3 desewt, ^w^ am bound -;;w;; To woad >w< thy merit ÚwÚ wichwy. ;;w;; Caww x3 my ^w^ women. -^w^ Think on x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. uWu Exit :3 PISANyIO -^-^ A sly ÚwÚ and ^w^ constant ^-^ knyave, -ÚwÚ Nyot to be ÚwÚ shak'd; x3 the agent fow :33 his ^.^ mastew, -xDD And x3 the :33 wemembwancew of her to howd -uWu The uWu hand-fast to her OwO wowd. UwU I uWu have UwU given ^.^ him :3 that ->_< Which, >_> if ^.^ he take, UwU shaww quite xDD unpeopwe her -Of leigers fow her sweet; ÚwÚ and which ^.^ she after, -UwU Except ^.^ she >w< bend her >_< humouw, UwU shaww be x3 assuw'd -;;w;; To >_> taste of UwU too. - -^.^ We-entew :3 PISANyIO ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES - -So, :3 so. Weww :33 donye, weww ^-^ donye. -uWu The :33 viowets, >_> cowswips, ÚwÚ and x3 the primroses, -ÚwÚ Beaw to x3 my >_> cwoset. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, Pisanyio; -^w^ Think on x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. Exeunt >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES -PISANIO. xDD And UwU shaww xDD do. -OwO But when to x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd UwU I ^-^ pwuv untrue -I'll >_< choke myself- there's aww I'll UwU do fow OwO you. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -;;w;; Bwitain. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew UwU IMOGEN awonye - -UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ A >w< fathew UwU cwuew ÚwÚ and :3 a step-dame x3 fawse; -^-^ A >_< foowish suitor to :3 a >w< wedded uWu wady -:33 That hath her :33 husband xDD banyish'd. >_< O, :3 that ÚwÚ husband! -OwO My supweme >_< cwown of xDD gwief! ÚwÚ and UwU those wepeated -^.^ Vexations of :3 it! xDD Had UwU I :33 been >_< thief-stow'n, -;;w;; As x3 my >w< two OwO bwothews, happy! >_> but UwU most >w< misewabwe -Is x3 the ^.^ desiwe ^w^ that's ;;w;; gwowious. Bwessed be ^w^ those, -How >_> mean OwO soe'ew, :3 that uWu have uWu theiw xDD honyest wiwws, ->_< Which seasons UwU comfowt. Who OwO may ÚwÚ this :3 be? uWu Fie! - -Entew :3 PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO - -PISANIO. uWu Madam, :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman of ÚwÚ Wome -UwU Comes from x3 my ;;w;; wowd with letters. -IACHIMO. Change UwU you, :33 madam? -uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ Weonyatus >_> is uWu in safety, -xDD And greets x3 youw >_> Highnyess deawwy. [Presents :3 a >_> wettew] -UwU IMOGEN. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good sir. -uWu You'we ^-^ kindwy x3 wewcome. -IACHIMO. :3 [Aside] All of her :3 that >_> is x3 out of doow UwU most wich! -;;w;; If ^.^ she be OwO fuwnyish'd with :3 a ^-^ mind UwU so wawe, -:33 She >_> is awonye x3 th' Arabian bird, ÚwÚ and UwU I -:3 Have wost x3 the ^-^ wagew. Boldness be x3 my >_> fwiend! ->w< Awm uWu me, audacity, from >_> head to xDD foot! -:3 Ow, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ Pawthian, UwU I UwU shaww uWu fwying fight; -Wathew, xDD diwectwy fwy. -UwU IMOGEN. [Weads] ^-^ 'He >_> is one of x3 the uWu nyobwest :3 nyote, to x3 whose -^-^ kindnyesses UwU I ^w^ am UwU most infinyitewy tied. >w< Wefwect ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -accordingly, >_< as xDD you value x3 youw :33 twust. WEONyATUS.' - -^w^ So uWu faw UwU I ^w^ wead awoud; -OwO But even x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; middwe of x3 my >_< heawt -Is x3 wawm'd ^.^ by x3 th' xDD west ÚwÚ and UwU takes >w< it thankfully. ->_> You OwO awe >_< as ;;w;; wewcome, ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I -:3 Have wowds to bid uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU shaww find >w< it UwU so -^w^ In aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can xDD do. -IACHIMO. >_< Thanks, >_> faiwest >_> wady. -What, OwO awe ;;w;; men uWu mad? >_< Hath ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU given them eyes -;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this x3 vauwted ^-^ awch ÚwÚ and x3 the rich crop -Of sea ÚwÚ and land, which ^.^ can distinguish 'twixt -uWu The fiery owbs :33 abuv ÚwÚ and x3 the twinn'd ^.^ stonyes ->_> Upon x3 the nyumbew'd >_> beach, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can ^.^ we nyot -xDD Pawtition >_< make with x3 spectacwes UwU so >_< pwecious -UwU 'Twixt >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ fouw? -UwU IMOGEN. >_> What x3 makes x3 youw x3 admiwation? -IACHIMO. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be :33 i' x3 th' >_< eye, fow >_< apes ÚwÚ and >_< monkeys, -UwU 'Twixt >w< two xDD such :3 shes, ^.^ wouwd :33 chattew ÚwÚ this uWu way ÚwÚ and -Contemn with xDD mows x3 the >w< othew; nor :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ judgment, -For ^.^ idiots uWu in ÚwÚ this case of ^.^ favouw ^.^ wouwd -^w^ Be wisely definite; nor :33 i' x3 th' x3 appetite; -uWu Swuttewy, to xDD such neat excewwence oppos'd, -Should >_< make ^.^ desiwe ^.^ vomit emptiness, -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so allur'd to OwO feed. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, trow? -IACHIMO. uWu The uWu cwoyed ;;w;; wiww- -:33 That x3 satiate yet :3 unsatisfied >_> desiwe, :3 that ^w^ tub -UwU Both :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and running- ravening xDD fiwst x3 the lamb, -Longs ÚwÚ aftew fow x3 the xDD gawbage. -UwU IMOGEN. What, uWu deaw ^w^ siw, -^-^ Thus ^w^ waps you? ^w^ Awe xDD you ^.^ weww? -IACHIMO. >_< Thanks, x3 madam; ^-^ weww.- Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, -Desire x3 my :33 man's >_< abode :3 whewe UwU I uWu did OwO weave ^.^ him. -He's ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and ^.^ peevish. -PISANIO. UwU I UwU was ^-^ going, ^w^ siw, -;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ him x3 wewcome. uWu Exit -UwU IMOGEN. :33 Continyues weww x3 my xDD wowd? ÚwÚ His ^.^ heawth :33 beseech you? -IACHIMO. xDD Weww, UwU madam. -UwU IMOGEN. Is ^.^ he uWu dispos'd to mirth? UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he >w< is. -IACHIMO. ;;w;; Exceeding >w< pweasant; >_< nyonye :3 a stwangew there -^w^ So ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ and UwU so >_< gamesome. >w< He >_> is ^w^ caww'd -uWu The uWu Bwitain wevewwew. -UwU IMOGEN. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was OwO hewe ->w< He uWu did incline to xDD sadnyess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ oft-times -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing :33 why. -IACHIMO. UwU I >_< nyevew saw ^.^ him OwO sad. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a OwO Fwenchman :33 his >_< companyion, one -^-^ An eminyent monsieur :3 that, >w< it seems, much loves -^-^ A Gawwian girl uWu at >_> home. >w< He UwU fuwnyaces -uWu The thick :3 sighs from him; whiwes x3 the jowwy UwU Bwiton- -uWu Youw uWu wowd, UwU I >_< mean- ^-^ waughs ;;w;; fwom's fwee ;;w;; wungs, x3 cwies 'O, -UwU Can x3 my >w< sides OwO howd, to think :3 that >_> man- who xDD knyows -^-^ By history, wepowt, ow :33 his UwU own uWu pwoof, ->_> What OwO woman ;;w;; is, >w< yea, >_> what ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot choose -OwO But ^w^ must ^-^ be- >w< wiww's fwee >_> houws wanguish fow -Assuwed bondage?' -UwU IMOGEN. Will x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> say so? -IACHIMO. Ay, UwU madam, with :33 his eyes uWu in flood with uWu waughtew. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a recreation to be ^.^ by -xDD And hear ^.^ him ÚwÚ mock x3 the xDD Fwenchman. OwO But heavens ^.^ knyow -;;w;; Some ;;w;; men OwO awe much to blame. -UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD he, UwU I ^-^ hope. -IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Nyot he; >_> but yet heaven's >_> bounty uWu towawds ^.^ him ^w^ might -^w^ Be ;;w;; us'd ^.^ mowe thankfully. ^w^ In himsewf, UwU 'tis >_> much; -^w^ In UwU you, which UwU I :33 account his, ^w^ beyond aww xDD tawents. -Whilst UwU I ^w^ am bound to OwO wondew, UwU I ^w^ am bound -;;w;; To pity UwU too. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> What UwU do xDD you pity, UwU siw? -IACHIMO. Two ^-^ cweatuwes heawtiwy. -UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ Am UwU I one, UwU siw? ->_> You wook on ;;w;; me: >_> what wreck discewn xDD you uWu in ;;w;; me ->_> Desewves x3 youw x3 pity? -IACHIMO. Lamentable! What, -;;w;; To hide ;;w;; me from x3 the OwO wadiant sun ÚwÚ and sowace -xDD I' x3 th' >_< dungeon ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ snyuff? -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, -Deliver with ^.^ mowe :3 opennyess x3 youw ^-^ answews -;;w;; To x3 my ÚwÚ demands. Why UwU do xDD you pity me? -IACHIMO. :33 That ;;w;; othews UwU do, -UwU I UwU was about to say, ^.^ enjoy your- OwO But -^.^ It >_> is >w< an ^.^ office of x3 the gods to >_< venge :33 it, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< minye to speak ^.^ on't. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> You UwU do xDD seem to ^.^ knyow -xDD Something of uWu me, ow >_> what uWu concewns OwO me; pray :3 you- -Since ÚwÚ doubting ^.^ things OwO go :33 iww often OwO huwts ^.^ mowe -Than to be >_< suwe ;;w;; they do; fow >_> cewtainties -^-^ Eithew OwO awe x3 past >_> wemedies, or, timely ^w^ knyowing, -uWu The wemedy xDD then bown- OwO discuvw to ;;w;; me ->_> What both xDD you ^w^ spuw ÚwÚ and ^-^ stop. -IACHIMO. xDD Had UwU I ÚwÚ this >_< cheek -;;w;; To ^.^ bathe x3 my lips xDD upon; ÚwÚ this uWu hand, x3 whose xDD touch, ->_< Whose every xDD touch, ^.^ wouwd force x3 the ^w^ feewew's :3 souw -;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ oath of loyalty; ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ object, which -Takes ÚwÚ pwisonyew x3 the >w< wiwd >_> motion of >_< minye >_< eye, ->_< Fixing >w< it >w< onwy ^.^ hewe; >_> shouwd I, damn'd >w< then, -x3 Swavew with lips >_< as ^w^ common >_< as x3 the >_< staiws -:33 That ^-^ mount x3 the Capitow; ^w^ join :3 gwipes with ^.^ hands -Made x3 hawd with hourly :33 fawsehood- UwU fawsehood >_< as -With ^w^ wabouw; xDD then by-peeping uWu in >w< an ^w^ eye ->w< Base ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ iwwustwious >_< as x3 the >w< smoky >w< wight ->w< That's ÚwÚ fed with >w< stinking :33 tawwow- >w< it :3 wewe ;;w;; fit -:33 That aww x3 the plagues of heww >_> shouwd uWu at one time ->_< Encountew xDD such revolt. -UwU IMOGEN. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -x3 Has fowgot ;;w;; Bwitain. -IACHIMO. xDD And himself. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU I -;;w;; Incwin'd to ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewwigence pwonyounce -uWu The :33 beggawy of :33 his uWu change; >_> but UwU 'tis x3 youw uWu gwaces -:33 That from x3 my x3 mutest >_> conscience to x3 my >_> tongue -Chawms ÚwÚ this wepowt OwO out. -UwU IMOGEN. Let ;;w;; me hear nyo more. -IACHIMO. x3 O deawest x3 souw, x3 youw cause xDD doth strike x3 my >_< heawt -With pity :3 that xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me sick! ^-^ A uWu wady -^w^ So faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD fasten'd to >w< an empewy, -Wouwd >_< make x3 the gweat'st x3 king double, to be OwO pawtnyew'd -With ^.^ tomboys xDD hiw'd with :3 that self >_> exhibition ->_< Which x3 youw UwU own >_< coffews >w< yiewd! with OwO diseas'd :3 ventuwes -:33 That :33 pway with aww infiwmities fow gowd ->_< Which rottenness ^.^ can xDD wend nyatuwe! xDD such ÚwÚ boiw'd ^w^ stuff -;;w;; As weww ^w^ might x3 poison OwO poison! ^w^ Be >w< weveng'd; -:33 Ow ^.^ she :3 that bore xDD you UwU was nyo queen, ÚwÚ and xDD you -uWu Wecoiw from x3 youw great :3 stock. -UwU IMOGEN. Reveng'd? -How >_> shouwd UwU I be uWu weveng'd? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be UwU twue- -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have xDD such :3 a >_< heawt :3 that both >_< minye OwO eaws -:3 Must nyot uWu in ^.^ haste ^w^ abuse- >_> if >w< it be ^-^ twue, -How >_> shouwd UwU I be uWu weveng'd? -IACHIMO. Should ^.^ he >_< make ;;w;; me -Wive ^.^ wike Diana's priest betwixt UwU cowd UwU sheets, -Whiwes ^.^ he >_> is xDD vauwting ^.^ vawiabwe ramps, -^w^ In x3 youw ÚwÚ despite, ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 puwse? xDD Wevenge :3 it. -UwU I dedicate mysewf to x3 youw x3 sweet x3 pweasuwe, -uWu Mowe x3 nyobwe than :3 that >w< wunyagate to x3 youw ^.^ bed, -xDD And xDD wiww >w< continyue ÚwÚ fast to x3 youw :33 affection, -UwU Stiww ^-^ cwose >_< as >_> suwe. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> What :3 ho, :33 Pisanyio! -IACHIMO. Let ;;w;; me x3 my OwO sewvice xDD tendew on x3 youw x3 wips. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> Away! UwU I UwU do >_< condemn >_< minye OwO eaws :3 that uWu have -^w^ So ^-^ wong ^w^ attended thee. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt >_> honyouwabwe, -^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have told ÚwÚ this xDD tawe fow virtue, nyot -For xDD such >w< an >w< end xDD thou uWu seek'st, >_< as UwU base >_< as x3 stwange. -^.^ Thou wrong'st :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman who >_> is >_< as uWu faw -Fwom >w< thy wepowt >_< as xDD thou from honour; ÚwÚ and -^.^ Sowicits OwO hewe :3 a uWu wady :3 that >_< disdains -uWu Thee ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ deviw alike.- >_> What :3 ho, Pisanio!- -uWu The ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew UwU shaww be UwU made >_> acquainted -Of >w< thy xDD assauwt. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU shaww think >w< it ;;w;; fit -^-^ A ^w^ saucy stwangew uWu in :33 his court to mart -;;w;; As uWu in :3 a Womish stew, ÚwÚ and to >_< expound -ÚwÚ His OwO beastwy ^-^ mind to us, ^.^ he hath :3 a court ->w< He xDD wittwe ÚwÚ cawes for, ÚwÚ and :3 a daughter who ->w< He nyot UwU wespects uWu at :33 aww.- >_> What :3 ho, :33 Pisanyio! -IACHIMO. x3 O ^w^ happy Leonatus! UwU I OwO may >_> say -uWu The cwedit :3 that >w< thy uWu wady hath of uWu thee ->_> Desewves >w< thy ^w^ twust, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU most :3 pewfect xDD goodnyess -:3 Hew x3 assuw'd >w< cwedit. Bwessed ^w^ wive xDD you long, -^-^ A uWu wady to x3 the x3 wowthiest ^w^ siw :3 that OwO evew -Country ^w^ caww'd his! ÚwÚ and xDD you :33 his ^-^ mistwess, >w< onwy -For x3 the UwU most x3 wowthiest ^-^ fit! Give ;;w;; me x3 youw pardon. -UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ this to ^.^ knyow >_> if x3 youw :33 affiance -^.^ Wewe deepwy >_> wooted, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; wowd -:33 That which ^.^ he >_> is x3 nyew o'ew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is one -uWu The uWu twuest ^-^ mannyew'd, xDD such :3 a >w< howy >w< witch -:33 That ^.^ he >_> enchants >_< societies x3 into :3 him, ->_> Hawf aww men's heawts OwO awe ÚwÚ his. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> You >_< make >_> amends. -IACHIMO. >w< He >_> sits ^w^ 'mongst ;;w;; men ^.^ wike :3 a >_> descended UwU god: ->w< He hath :3 a uWu kind of honour :33 sets ^.^ him of -uWu Mowe than :3 a >w< mowtaw >_< seeming. ^w^ Be nyot ;;w;; angwy, -:3 Most ^-^ mighty xDD Pwincess, :3 that UwU I uWu have ^-^ adventuw'd -;;w;; To >_> twy x3 youw :3 taking of :3 a UwU fawse wepowt, which hath -OwO Honyouw'd with confirmation x3 youw great ^w^ judgment -^w^ In x3 the UwU ewection of :3 a ^w^ siw UwU so wawe, ->_< Which xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; cannyot eww. uWu The wuv UwU I UwU beaw ^.^ him -Made ;;w;; me to >_> fan xDD you ^.^ thus; >_> but x3 the gods UwU made UwU you, -:33 Unwike aww ^w^ othews, >_> chaffwess. >_> Pway x3 youw pardon. -UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ Aww's weww, siw; OwO take x3 my pow'w :33 i' x3 th' court fow x3 youws. -IACHIMO. OwO My humble :33 thanks. UwU I xDD had almost fowgot -;;w;; T' entweat x3 youw Gwace >_> but uWu in :3 a UwU smaww ÚwÚ wequest, -xDD And yet of x3 moment :3 too, fow >w< it uWu concewns -uWu Youw wowd; mysewf ÚwÚ and othew x3 nyobwe ^w^ fwiends -^w^ Awe OwO pawtnyews uWu in x3 the business. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> Pway >_> what is't? -IACHIMO. ;;w;; Some ^.^ dozen Romans of us, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wowd- -uWu The best ÚwÚ feathew of UwU ouw x3 wing- uWu have >w< mingwed uWu sums -;;w;; To UwU buy :3 a xDD pwesent fow x3 the OwO Empewow; ->_< Which I, x3 the factow fow x3 the ^-^ west, uWu have donye -^w^ In Fwance. 'Tis pwate of OwO wawe >_< device, ÚwÚ and :3 jewews -Of rich ÚwÚ and exquisite ÚwÚ fowm, uWu theiw :3 vawues gweat; -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ something >w< cuwious, ^.^ being >_> stwange, -;;w;; To uWu have them uWu in >_< safe >_< stowage. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease xDD you -;;w;; To OwO take them uWu in protection? -UwU IMOGEN. :3 Wiwwingwy; -xDD And ^.^ pawn >_< minye honour fow uWu theiw >w< safety. Since -OwO My ;;w;; wowd hath ÚwÚ intewest uWu in ÚwÚ them, UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep them -^w^ In x3 my ÚwÚ bedchambew. -IACHIMO. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu in :3 a ;;w;; twunk, -Attended ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ men. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make bold -;;w;; To >_> send them to xDD you >w< onwy fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyight; -UwU I ^w^ must OwO aboawd ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -UwU IMOGEN. >_< O, no, >w< nyo. -IACHIMO. Yes, UwU I beseech; ow UwU I UwU shaww showt x3 my ;;w;; wowd -^-^ By ^w^ wength'nying x3 my wetuwn. Fwom Gawwia -UwU I cwoss'd x3 the seas on OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and on promise -;;w;; To >_> see x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw OwO pains. -OwO But nyot OwO away ^.^ to-mowwow! -IACHIMO. >_< O, UwU I ;;w;; must, UwU madam. -Therefore UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech UwU you, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease -;;w;; To x3 gweet x3 youw ;;w;; wowd with writing, do't to-night. -UwU I uWu have outstood x3 my time, which >_> is matewiaw -uWu 'To x3 th' xDD tendew of UwU ouw :33 pwesent. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I xDD wiww write. ->_< Send x3 youw UwU twunk to OwO me; >w< it UwU shaww >_< safe be :33 kept -xDD And :33 twuwy yiewded OwO you. uWu You'we xDD vewy x3 wewcome. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -;;w;; Bwitain. ^.^ Befowe CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew CLOTEN ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< two ;;w;; WOWDS - -xDD CWOTEN. Was there OwO evew x3 man xDD had xDD such OwO wuck! x3 When UwU I >w< kiss'd x3 the UwU jack, -;;w;; upon >w< an ^.^ up-cast to be ;;w;; hit away! UwU I xDD had :3 a :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound ^-^ on't; ÚwÚ and -xDD then :3 a UwU whoweson jackanyapes ^w^ must OwO take ;;w;; me x3 up fow uWu sweawing, >_< as >_> if UwU I -bowwowed >_< minye >w< oaths of :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might nyot spend them uWu at x3 my -pleasure. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What ^w^ got ^.^ he ^.^ by ^-^ that? >_> You uWu have broke :33 his OwO pate with x3 youw -boww. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :33 his wit xDD had :33 been ^.^ wike ^.^ him :3 that broke :33 it, >w< it -^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< wun aww OwO out. -xDD CWOTEN. x3 When :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is uWu dispos'd to x3 sweaw, >w< it >_> is nyot fow xDD any -standers-by to ^.^ cuwtaiw :33 his :33 oaths. ÚwÚ Ha? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Nyo, x3 my wowd; :3 [Aside] nor crop x3 the OwO eaws of OwO them. -xDD CWOTEN. :33 Whoweson dog! UwU I UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ satisfaction? Wouwd ^.^ he xDD had :33 been -one of x3 my rank! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To uWu have smeww'd ^.^ wike :3 a xDD foow. -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^w^ am nyot vex'd ^.^ mowe uWu at ;;w;; anything uWu in x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. ^-^ A uWu pox x3 on't! UwU I -xDD had rather nyot be UwU so x3 nyobwe >_< as UwU I am; ;;w;; they dawe nyot >w< fight with uWu me, -uWu because of x3 the xDD Queen x3 my x3 mothew. Evewy jackslave hath :33 his >_> bewwyfuw -of fighting, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must OwO go x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ wike :3 a >_> cock :3 that >w< nyobody -^.^ can match. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] >_> You OwO awe >_> cock ÚwÚ and ^.^ capon :3 too; ÚwÚ and xDD you crow, -^w^ cock, with x3 youw ^w^ comb :3 on. -xDD CWOTEN. ^w^ Sayest thou? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ;;w;; fit x3 youw OwO wowdship >_> shouwd undewtake every ->_< companyion :3 that xDD you UwU give offence ;;w;; to. -xDD CWOTEN. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 that; >_> but >w< it >_> is ;;w;; fit UwU I >_> shouwd :3 commit offence to -x3 my infewiows. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Ay, >w< it >_> is ;;w;; fit fow x3 youw OwO wowdship onwy. -xDD CWOTEN. Why, UwU so UwU I :3 say. -uWu FIWST WOWD. Did xDD you hear of :3 a stwangew ^w^ that's come to court -:3 to-nyight? -xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ A uWu stwangew, ÚwÚ and UwU I nyot ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ on't? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] He's :3 a ;;w;; stwange fewwow himsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD knyows >w< it -not. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Thewe's >w< an Itawian come, x3 and, UwU 'tis ^-^ thought, one of -^.^ Weonyatus' fwiends. -xDD CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Weonyatus? ^-^ A banyish'd ^-^ wascaw; ÚwÚ and uWu he's another, ^-^ whatsoevew -^.^ he >w< be. Who told xDD you of ÚwÚ this >_> stwangew? -uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 Onye of x3 youw :3 wowdship's ^-^ pages. -xDD CWOTEN. Is >w< it ;;w;; fit UwU I OwO went to wook ;;w;; upon him? Is there nyo ^-^ dewogation -in't? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_< dewogate, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> easiwy, UwU I UwU think. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 [Aside] >_> You OwO awe :3 a >w< foow gwanted; >_< thewefowe x3 youw x3 issues, -^.^ being :33 foowish, UwU do nyot :33 dewogate. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Come, I'll OwO go >_> see ÚwÚ this ^.^ Itawian. >_> What UwU I uWu have wost ^w^ to-day uWu at -^.^ bowws I'll x3 win ^.^ to-nyight of ^.^ him. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ go. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. I'll >_< attend x3 youw wowdship. -Exeunt CLOTEN ÚwÚ and uWu FIWST >w< WOWD -:33 That xDD such :3 a ^-^ cwafty ^.^ deviw >_< as >_> is :33 his mothew -Should yield x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ this ^w^ ass! ^-^ A OwO woman :3 that -:33 Beaws aww down with her bwain; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this her >_< son -UwU Cannyot OwO take >w< two from twenty, fow :33 his uWu heawt, -xDD And OwO weave eighteen. ÚwÚ Awas, poor pwincess, -^.^ Thou divine x3 Imogen, >_> what xDD thou endur'st, -Betwixt :3 a >w< fathew ^.^ by >w< thy step-dame govern'd, -^-^ A mothew hourly xDD coinying OwO pwots, :3 a wooew -uWu Mowe hateful than x3 the fouw x3 expuwsion >_> is -Of >w< thy uWu deaw ^.^ husband, than :3 that >_> howwid ;;w;; act -Of x3 the :3 divowce >w< he'd make! uWu The heavens howd >w< fiwm -uWu The OwO wawws of >w< thy uWu deaw honyouw, >_< keep ^-^ unshak'd -:33 That ^-^ tempwe, >w< thy >w< faiw UwU mind, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst stand -;;w;; T' ^.^ enjoy >w< thy banyish'd ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this great wand! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -;;w;; Bwitain. >_< IMOGEN'S x3 bedchambew uWu in CYMBEWINyE'S ^-^ pawace; :3 a UwU twunk uWu in one ^-^ cownyew - -Entew UwU IMOGEN uWu in her ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 WADY :33 attending - -UwU IMOGEN. Who's OwO thewe? OwO My x3 woman? Hewen? -WADY. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, UwU madam. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> What >_> houw >_> is :33 it? -WADY. Awmost midnight, UwU madam. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead >w< thwee >_> houws UwU then. Mine eyes OwO awe >_> weak; ->_< Fowd down x3 the OwO weaf :3 whewe UwU I uWu have left. ;;w;; To :3 bed. -^.^ Take nyot OwO away x3 the :33 tapew, OwO weave >w< it buwnying; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst awake ^.^ by fouw ^.^ o' x3 th' clock, -UwU I :33 pwithee caww x3 me. OwO Sweep hath :3 seiz'd ;;w;; me >w< whowwy. uWu Exit :3 WADY -;;w;; To x3 youw pwotection UwU I ÚwÚ commend uWu me, gods. -Fwom ^-^ faiwies ÚwÚ and x3 the tempters of x3 the >w< nyight -x3 Guawd uWu me, :33 beseech ;;w;; ye! ->_< [Sweeps. uWu IACHIMO x3 comes from x3 the OwO twunk] -IACHIMO. uWu The cwickets ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and :33 man's x3 o'ew-wabouw'd sense -UwU Wepaiws itsewf ^.^ by rest. Our >_> Tawquin OwO thus -Did softly x3 pwess x3 the wushes ere ^.^ he uWu waken'd -uWu The ÚwÚ chastity ^.^ he wounded. Cythewea, -How bravely xDD thou UwU becom'st >w< thy bed! >w< fwesh ^-^ wiwy, -xDD And whiter than x3 the sheets! :33 That UwU I ^w^ might ^.^ touch! -OwO But >_< kiss; one >_< kiss! Wubies ^w^ unpawagon'd, -How ÚwÚ deawwy ;;w;; they do't! 'Tis her :33 bweathing :3 that ->_< Pewfumes x3 the x3 chambew OwO thus. uWu The fwame ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD tapew -^.^ Bows toward her ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ^.^ undew-peep her wids -;;w;; To >_> see x3 th' :33 encwosed :3 wights, nyow canyopied -;;w;; Undew these ^w^ windows ^-^ white ÚwÚ and ^.^ azuwe, ^w^ wac'd -With blue of heaven's UwU own tinct. OwO But x3 my :3 design -;;w;; To ^-^ nyote x3 the ^.^ chambew. UwU I xDD wiww >w< wwite aww x3 down: ->w< Such ÚwÚ and xDD such pictures; there x3 the >_> window; xDD such -xDD Th' adownment of her bed; x3 the arras, :3 figuwes- -Why, xDD such ÚwÚ and such; ÚwÚ and x3 the contents ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; stowy. -xDD Ah, >_> but x3 some natural >_> nyotes about her >w< body -Abuv ;;w;; ten thousand >w< meanyew movables -Wouwd ^.^ testify, t' enrich >_< minye inventory. -x3 O sweep, xDD thou ^w^ ape of UwU death, >_< wie dull ;;w;; upon >_> hew! -xDD And be her sense >_> but >_< as :3 a ;;w;; monyument, -^-^ Thus uWu in :3 a ^w^ chapew lying! :3 Come ^w^ off, come :33 off; -^.^ [Taking x3 off her xDD bwacewet] -;;w;; As slippery >_< as x3 the Gowdian >_< knyot UwU was :33 hawd! -'Tis minye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_> witnyess outwardly, -;;w;; As >_< stwongwy >_< as x3 the >_> conscience does :33 within, -;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ madding of her OwO wowd. On her left breast -^-^ A ^.^ mowe ^.^ cinque-spotted, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< cwimson ^.^ dwops -xDD I' x3 th' :3 bottom of :3 a cowslip. >_> Hewe's :3 a OwO vouchew -^w^ Stwongew than OwO evew law couwd xDD make; ÚwÚ this secret -Will force ^.^ him think UwU I uWu have pick'd x3 the OwO wock ÚwÚ and >_> ta'en -uWu The treasure of her honyouw. No more. ;;w;; To >_> what >w< end? -Why >_> shouwd UwU I >w< wwite ÚwÚ this down ^w^ that's riveted, -Screw'd to x3 my UwU memowy? :33 She hath :33 been weading wate -uWu The xDD tawe of :33 Teweus; OwO hewe x3 the OwO weaf's >_> tuwn'd down -Whewe ÚwÚ Phiwomew uWu gave :33 up. UwU I uWu have enyough. -;;w;; To x3 th' UwU twunk OwO again, ÚwÚ and shut x3 the ^-^ spwing of :3 it. -ÚwÚ Swift, swift, xDD you dragons of x3 the night, :3 that dawning -^-^ May OwO bawe x3 the raven's OwO eye! UwU I uWu wodge uWu in x3 feaw; -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this :3 a ^-^ heavenwy ^-^ angew, heww >_> is hewe. xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] -One, >_> two, thwee. Time, xDD time! uWu Exit x3 into x3 the UwU twunk - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -CYMBEWINyE'S palace. ^-^ An ante-chamber >w< adjoinying >_< IMOGEN'S >_> apawtments - -Entew CLOTEN ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu Youw OwO wowdship >_> is x3 the UwU most patient x3 man uWu in woss, x3 the UwU most -:3 cowdest :3 that OwO evew >_> tuwn'd x3 up ^w^ ace. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD any x3 man UwU cowd to uWu wose. -uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO But nyot every x3 man patient ÚwÚ aftew x3 the x3 nyobwe xDD tempew of -x3 youw wowdship. >_> You OwO awe UwU most :3 hot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuwious when xDD you :33 win. -xDD CWOTEN. Winnying xDD wiww put xDD any x3 man x3 into courage. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd get ÚwÚ this ->_< foowish x3 Imogen, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have gowd enyough. x3 It's almost UwU mownying, -:3 is't ^w^ nyot? -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Day, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this uWu music ^.^ wouwd x3 come. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ advised to UwU give her -uWu music :3 a mownyings; ;;w;; they >_> say >w< it xDD wiww penetrate. - -Entew musicians - -:3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 tunye. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can OwO penyetwate her with x3 youw fingering, :3 so. -^-^ We'ww >_> twy with >_> tongue UwU too. ;;w;; If >_< nyonye xDD wiww UwU do, wet her :3 wemain; >_> but -I'll >_< nyevew UwU give >_< o'ew. ^.^ Fiwst, :3 a xDD vewy :3 excewwent ;;w;; good-conceited ->_> thing; after, :3 a ;;w;; wondewfuw x3 sweet air, with uWu admiwabwe rich wowds to -OwO it- ÚwÚ and xDD then wet her ;;w;; considew. - -OwO SONG - -Hawk, x3 hawk! x3 the lark uWu at heaven's uWu gate xDD sings, -xDD And :33 Phoebus ^w^ 'gins ^.^ awise, -ÚwÚ His OwO steeds to UwU watew uWu at UwU those springs -On ;;w;; chawic'd flow'rs :3 that >w< wies; -xDD And winking ÚwÚ Mawy-buds x3 begin -;;w;; To ^w^ ope uWu theiw golden :3 eyes. -With evewything :3 that OwO pwetty UwU bin, -OwO My uWu wady sweet, ;;w;; awise; -Awise, xDD awise! - -So, get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 penyetwate, UwU I xDD wiww OwO considew x3 youw uWu music -x3 the uWu bettew; >_> if >w< it UwU do >_> nyot, >w< it >_> is :3 a :33 vice uWu in her OwO eaws which -:3 howsehaiws ÚwÚ and ^w^ cawves' guts, nor x3 the uWu voice of x3 unpaved eunuch to -UwU boot, ^.^ can >_< nyevew uWu amend. Exeunt musicians - -Entew CYMBELINE ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN - -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; King. -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I UwU was x3 up UwU so late, fow ^w^ that's x3 the reason UwU I UwU was x3 up -UwU so >_> eawwy. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but OwO take ÚwÚ this OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have donye -;;w;; fathewwy.- ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and to x3 my >_> gwacious x3 mothew. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu Attend xDD you OwO hewe x3 the doow of UwU ouw xDD stewn daughter? -Will ^.^ she nyot uWu fowth? -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I uWu have >_< assaiw'd her with ;;w;; musics, >_> but ^.^ she ÚwÚ vouchsafes nyo -OwO nyotice. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The exiwe of her uWu minyion >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ nyew; -:33 She hath nyot yet fowgot him; x3 some ^.^ mowe time -:3 Must ^-^ weaw x3 the pwint of :33 his wemembwance ^.^ out, -xDD And xDD then ^w^ she's x3 youws. -QUEEN. >_> You OwO awe UwU most bound to x3 th' OwO King, -Who wets OwO go ^.^ by nyo xDD vantages :3 that OwO may -Pwefew xDD you to :33 his >w< daughtew. ^.^ Fwame >_> youwsewf -;;w;; To ^w^ owdewwy xDD sowiciting, ÚwÚ and be friended -With :33 aptnyess of x3 the :3 season; >_< make denials -x3 Incwease x3 youw >w< sewvices; UwU so xDD seem >_< as >_> if ->_> You :3 wewe inspir'd to UwU do UwU those >_> duties which ->_> You xDD tendew to >w< hew; :3 that xDD you uWu in aww UwU obey hew, -:3 Save when ÚwÚ command to x3 youw dismission ;;w;; tends, -xDD And thewein xDD you OwO awe >_< sensewess. -xDD CWOTEN. OwO Sensewess? ÚwÚ Nyot :3 so. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So ^.^ wike UwU you, ^w^ siw, ambassadors from Rome; -uWu The one >_> is :3 Caius ^-^ Wucius. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy fewwow, -Awbeit ^.^ he x3 comes on angry OwO puwpose >_< nyow; -OwO But ^w^ that's nyo ;;w;; fauwt of ÚwÚ his. We ^w^ must receive ^.^ him -x3 Accowding to x3 the honour of :33 his OwO sendew; -xDD And uWu towawds himsewf, :33 his xDD goodnyess UwU fowespent on us, -We ^w^ must :3 extend UwU ouw OwO nyotice. Our uWu deaw x3 son, -x3 When xDD you uWu have UwU given ÚwÚ good mownying to x3 youw ^-^ mistwess, -uWu Attend x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ and us; ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyeed -;;w;; T' :33 empwoy xDD you uWu towawds ÚwÚ this Roman. ^.^ Come, UwU ouw >w< queen. -Exeunt aww >_> but CLOTEN -xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be up, I'll speak with >w< hew; >_> if >_> nyot, -Let her >_< wie still ÚwÚ and UwU dweam. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, ho! [Knocks] -UwU I ^.^ knyow her x3 women OwO awe about >w< hew; >_> what -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do winye one of uWu theiw hands? 'Tis gowd ->_< Which xDD buys ;;w;; admittance; ;;w;; oft >w< it >_> doth-yea, ÚwÚ and x3 makes -Diana's :33 wangews UwU fawse ^.^ themsewves, yield x3 up -^-^ Theiw >w< deew to x3 th' stand ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; steawew; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis gowd ->_< Which x3 makes x3 the true x3 man kill'd ÚwÚ and >w< saves x3 the ^.^ thief; -Nyay, ÚwÚ sometime uWu hangs both UwU thief ÚwÚ and true man. >_> What -UwU Can >w< it nyot UwU do ÚwÚ and >_> undo? UwU I xDD wiww >_< make -x3 Onye of her x3 women ÚwÚ wawyew to uWu me, fow -UwU I yet nyot understand x3 the case :3 mysewf. -^-^ By x3 youw >_< weave. [Knocks] - -Entew :3 a :3 WADY - -WADY. Who's there :3 that knocks? -xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ A :3 gentweman. -WADY. No UwU mowe? -xDD CWOTEN. Yes, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO gentwewoman's OwO son. -WADY. >w< That's ^.^ mowe -Than x3 some x3 whose ;;w;; taiwows OwO awe >_< as uWu deaw >_< as >_> youws -UwU Can >_< justwy boast uWu of. x3 What's x3 youw :3 wowdship's pweasuwe? -xDD CWOTEN. uWu Youw >_> wady's ÚwÚ pewson; >_> is ^.^ she ^-^ weady? -WADY. Ay, -;;w;; To >_< keep her ^.^ chambew. -xDD CWOTEN. >_> Thewe >_> is gowd fow uWu you; ;;w;; seww ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ good report. -WADY. ÚwÚ How? OwO My ÚwÚ good :3 nyame? ow to wepowt of xDD you ->_> What UwU I UwU shaww think >_> is good? uWu The UwU Pwincess! - -Entew UwU IMOGEN - -xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ Good morrow, >_> faiwest sister. uWu Youw x3 sweet >w< hand. -uWu Exit :3 WADY -UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ Good morrow, sir. >_> You uWu way x3 out ^w^ too much ^w^ pains -For >_> puwchasing >_> but trouble. uWu The thanks UwU I UwU give -Is :3 tewwing xDD you :3 that UwU I ^w^ am poor of thanks, -xDD And scawce ^.^ can ^-^ spawe OwO them. -xDD CWOTEN. UwU Stiww UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I wuv OwO you. -UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> but uWu said >_> so, >w< 'twewe >_< as >_> deep with x3 me. -;;w;; If xDD you >_< sweaw still, x3 youw recompense >_> is still -:33 That UwU I regard >w< it not. -xDD CWOTEN. This >_> is nyo answer. -UwU IMOGEN. OwO But :3 that xDD you UwU shaww nyot >_> say UwU I :33 yiewd, ^.^ being siwent, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< speak. UwU I pray xDD you ^-^ spawe x3 me. Faith, -UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ unfowd equal discourtesy -;;w;; To x3 youw best kindness; one of x3 youw great x3 knyowing -Should ÚwÚ weawn, ^.^ being OwO taught, forbearance. -xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; To OwO weave xDD you uWu in x3 youw ^-^ madnyess >w< 'twewe x3 my sin; -UwU I xDD wiww not. -UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ Foows OwO awe nyot ^-^ mad OwO fowks. -xDD CWOTEN. Do xDD you caww ;;w;; me ^.^ foow? -UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am mad, UwU I do; -;;w;; If you'ww be *giggles shyly* patient, I'll nyo ^.^ mowe be >w< mad; -:33 That cures >_> us xDD both. UwU I ^w^ am much sowwy, ^w^ siw, ->_> You put ;;w;; me to x3 fowget :3 a >_> wady's ^w^ mannyews -^-^ By ^.^ being UwU so verbal; ÚwÚ and :3 weawn now, fow all, -:33 That I, which ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu heawt, UwU do OwO hewe OwO pwonyounce, -^-^ By x3 th' xDD vewy uWu twuth of :33 it, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow UwU you, -xDD And ^w^ am UwU so nyeaw x3 the ^.^ wack of xDD chawity -;;w;; To ;;w;; accuse mysewf UwU I ^-^ hate uWu you; which UwU I xDD had rather ->_> You UwU fewt than ;;w;; make't x3 my ^.^ boast. -xDD CWOTEN. >_> You x3 sin OwO against -Obedience, which xDD you >_> owe x3 youw :33 fathew. For -uWu The ÚwÚ contwact xDD you pwetend with :3 that UwU base :3 wwetch, -x3 Onye bwed of :3 awms ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fostew'd with UwU cowd UwU dishes, -With >_> scwaps ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ couwt- >w< it >_> is nyo contract, none. -xDD And ^w^ though >w< it be UwU awwowed uWu in >w< meanyew >_> pawties- -ÚwÚ Yet who than ^.^ he ^.^ mowe mean?- to >w< knyit uWu theiw OwO souws- -On ÚwÚ whom there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe dependency -OwO But brats ÚwÚ and >_< beggawy- uWu in ÚwÚ sewf-figuw'd knot, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD you OwO awe uWu cuwb'd from :3 that >w< enwawgement ^.^ by -uWu The >_> consequence ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must nyot ÚwÚ foiw -uWu The >_< pwecious ^-^ nyote of >w< it with :3 a UwU base :33 swave, -^-^ A hilding fow :3 a wivewy, :3 a OwO squiwe's >_< cwoth, -^-^ A xDD pantwew- nyot UwU so >_> eminyent! -UwU IMOGEN. Pwofanye xDD fewwow! -:33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the >_< son of Jupiter, ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ mowe -OwO But >_> what xDD thou awt >_< besides, xDD thou OwO wewt ^w^ too UwU base -;;w;; To be :33 his groom. ^.^ Thou OwO wewt dignified UwU enyough, -Even to x3 the :33 point of xDD envy, >_> if >w< 'twewe UwU made -Compawative fow x3 youw uWu viwtues to be >w< styw'd -uWu The under-hangman of :33 his :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ and hated -For ^.^ being pwefeww'd UwU so well. -xDD CWOTEN. uWu The south >_> fog uWu wot x3 him! -UwU IMOGEN. >w< He >_< nyevew ^.^ can :3 meet ^.^ mowe :33 mischance than come -;;w;; To be >_> but nyam'd of thee. ÚwÚ His x3 mean'st ^.^ gawment -:33 That OwO evew hath >_> but >w< cwipp'd :33 his >w< body >_> is ÚwÚ deawew -^w^ In x3 my wespect than aww x3 the >_< haiws :33 abuv ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they aww UwU made xDD such ^.^ men. How now, :33 Pisanyio! - -Entew :3 PISANyIO - -xDD CWOTEN. 'His >_< gawments'! Now x3 the >w< deviw- -UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; To ^w^ Dowothy x3 my OwO woman hie uWu thee presently. -xDD CWOTEN. 'His garment'! -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^w^ am sprited with :3 a foow; -uWu Fwighted, ÚwÚ and ang'red x3 wowse. Go bid x3 my OwO woman -Search fow :3 a jewel :3 that ^w^ too ^.^ casuawwy ->_< Hath left >_< minye awm. ^.^ It UwU was >w< thy master's; :33 shwew uWu me, -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd wose >w< it fow :3 a >_> wevenyue -Of xDD any >_< king's uWu in >_< Euwope! UwU I UwU do think -UwU I OwO saw't ÚwÚ this morning; xDD confident UwU I ^w^ am -UwU Wast >w< nyight uWu 'twas on >_< minye OwO awm; UwU I >w< kiss'd :3 it. -UwU I UwU hope >w< it be nyot >_> gonye to tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd -:33 That UwU I :3 kiss ^.^ aught >_> but he. -PISANIO. 'Twiww nyot be :3 wost. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. Go ÚwÚ and seawch. uWu Exit :3 PISANyIO -xDD CWOTEN. >_> You uWu have UwU abus'd x3 me. -'His meanyest garment'! -UwU IMOGEN. Ay, UwU I uWu said >_> so, sir. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_< make 't >w< an xDD action, caww >_> witnyess to :3 't. -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I xDD wiww infowm x3 youw :33 fathew. -UwU IMOGEN. uWu Youw mothew UwU too. ->_> She's x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wady ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD conceive, UwU I hope, -OwO But x3 the worst of x3 me. ^w^ So UwU I OwO weave UwU you, ^w^ siw, -;;w;; To x3 th' worst of >_< discontent. uWu Exit -xDD CWOTEN. I'll be reveng'd. -'His x3 mean'st garment'! ^-^ Weww. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -xDD Wome. PHILARIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and PHILARIO - -:3 POSTHUMUS. Fear >w< it >_> nyot, siw; UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe UwU so >_< suwe -;;w;; To x3 win x3 the ^w^ King >_< as UwU I ^w^ am bold her honour -Will wemain hers. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_> What means UwU do xDD you >_< make to him? -:3 POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ any; >_> but abide x3 the change of time, ->_> Quake uWu in x3 the xDD pwesent winter's state, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish -:33 That warmer OwO days ^.^ wouwd x3 come. ^w^ In these feaw'd hopes -UwU I barely UwU gwatify x3 youw love; ;;w;; they UwU faiwing, -UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ die much x3 youw ÚwÚ debtow. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. uWu Youw xDD vewy xDD goodnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< company -O'ewpays aww UwU I ^.^ can xDD do. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this x3 youw x3 king ->_< Hath heard of great UwU Augustus. :3 Caius ^.^ Wucius -Will do's OwO commission thwoughwy; ÚwÚ and UwU I think -^-^ He'ww gwant x3 the OwO twibute, >_> send x3 th' awweawages, -:33 Ow wook ;;w;; upon UwU ouw uWu Womans, x3 whose wemembwance -Is yet >w< fwesh uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ gwief. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve ->_< Statist ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am nyonye, nor ^.^ wike to be, -:33 That ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU waw; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww hear -uWu The legions nyow uWu in Gawwia :33 soonyew landed -^w^ In UwU ouw not-fearing uWu Bwitain than uWu have UwU tidings -Of xDD any ÚwÚ penny UwU twibute paid. Our UwU countwymen -^w^ Awe ;;w;; men ^.^ mowe OwO owdew'd than when Julius Caesaw -Smiw'd uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ wack of ^-^ skiww, >_> but >_> found uWu theiw couwage -Wowthy :33 his >_> fwownying at. ^-^ Theiw discipwinye, -Now >w< mingwed with uWu theiw couwages, xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ knyown -;;w;; To uWu theiw appwuvws ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO peopwe xDD such -:33 That mend ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd. - -Entew uWu IACHIMO - -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. OwO See! xDD Iachimo! -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu The :33 swiftest hawts uWu have >_< posted xDD you ^.^ by land, -xDD And >_< winds of aww x3 the >w< comews >w< kiss'd x3 youw saiws, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 youw vessel nimble. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Welcome, sir. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU hope x3 the >w< bwiefnyess of x3 youw answew UwU made -uWu The >_> speedinyess of x3 youw wetuwn. -IACHIMO. uWu Youw uWu wady -Is one of x3 the >_> faiwest :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> wook'd ^w^ upon. -:3 POSTHUMUS. xDD And UwU thewewithaw x3 the OwO best; ow wet her beauty -Wook ^w^ thwough :3 a >_< casement to :3 awwuwe UwU fawse hearts, -xDD And be UwU fawse with OwO them. -IACHIMO. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 wettews fow OwO you. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Theiw ;;w;; tenyouw UwU good, UwU I :33 twust. -IACHIMO. 'Tis xDD vewy >_> wike. -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Was :3 Caius ^.^ Wucius uWu in x3 the uWu Bwitain court -x3 When xDD you :3 wewe OwO thewe? -IACHIMO. >w< He UwU was ^.^ expected >w< then, -OwO But nyot approach'd. -:3 POSTHUMUS. All >_> is weww >_> yet. -Sparkles ÚwÚ this stone >_< as >w< it UwU was ÚwÚ wont, ow :3 is't nyot -Too dull fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^w^ weawing? -IACHIMO. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have wost :33 it, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have wost x3 the ^.^ wowth of >w< it uWu in ;;w;; gowd. -I'll >_< make :3 a ^w^ jouwnyey twice >_< as uWu faw t' ^.^ enjoy -^-^ A second >w< nyight of xDD such x3 sweet uWu showtnyess which -Was >_< minye uWu in Britain; fow x3 the OwO wing >_> is uWu won. -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu The stone's ^w^ too x3 hawd to come by. -IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, -uWu Youw uWu wady ^.^ being UwU so x3 easy. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Make >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, -uWu Youw ^-^ woss x3 youw ;;w;; spowt. UwU I UwU hope xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 that ^.^ we -:3 Must nyot >w< continyue fwiends. -IACHIMO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ;;w;; must, -;;w;; If xDD you >_< keep ^.^ cuvnyant. xDD Had UwU I nyot ^.^ bwought -uWu The >_< knyowwedge of x3 youw mistwess ^.^ home, UwU I gwant -We :3 wewe to ;;w;; question ^.^ fawthew; >_> but UwU I nyow -Profess mysewf x3 the winner of her honyouw, -OwO Togethew with x3 youw wing; ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wwongew -Of her ow UwU you, xDD having >_< pwoceeded >_> but -^-^ By both x3 youw ^-^ wiwws. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can ;;w;; make't apparent -:33 That xDD you uWu have ^w^ tasted her uWu in ^.^ bed, x3 my uWu hand -xDD And OwO wing >_> is x3 youws. ;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the fouw opinyion ->_> You xDD had of her puwe honour OwO gains ow loses -uWu Youw xDD swowd ow >_> minye, ow masterless >w< weaves both -;;w;; To who UwU shaww find OwO them. -IACHIMO. UwU Siw, x3 my circumstances, -uWu Being UwU so nyeaw x3 the uWu twuth >_< as UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ them, -:3 Must xDD fiwst xDD induce xDD you to believe- x3 whose ÚwÚ stwength -UwU I xDD wiww :33 confiwm with uWu oath; which UwU I doubt nyot -You'll UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ^-^ spawe when xDD you UwU shaww find ->_> You >_< nyeed >w< it not. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Pwoceed. -IACHIMO. ^.^ Fiwst, her ;;w;; bedchambew, -Whewe UwU I x3 confess UwU I slept >_> nyot, >_> but pwofess -xDD Had :3 that UwU was weww ^.^ wowth :33 watching-it UwU was :33 hang'd -With ;;w;; tapestwy of OwO siwk ÚwÚ and silver; x3 the story, -Pwoud Cleopatra when ^.^ she >w< met her Roman -xDD And ;;w;; Cydnyus UwU sweww'd :33 abuv x3 the ^w^ banks, ow fow -uWu The x3 pwess of ^w^ boats ow pwide. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk -^w^ So bravely :33 donye, UwU so rich, :3 that >w< it uWu did strive -^w^ In OwO wowkmanship ÚwÚ and ^-^ vawue; which UwU I x3 wondew'd -Could be UwU so ÚwÚ wawewy ÚwÚ and exactwy wrought, -Since x3 the true >w< wife ^.^ on't ^.^ was- -:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is true; -xDD And ÚwÚ this xDD you ^w^ might uWu have heard of UwU hewe, ^.^ by ;;w;; me -:33 Ow ^.^ by x3 some :3 othew. -IACHIMO. uWu Mowe pawticuwaws -:3 Must justify x3 my knowledge. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; they ;;w;; must, -:33 Ow UwU do x3 youw honour >w< injuwy. -IACHIMO. uWu The x3 chimnyey -Is south x3 the chamber, ÚwÚ and x3 the chimnyeypiece -^.^ Chaste uWu Dian UwU bathing. xDD Nyevew saw UwU I figuwes -^w^ So ÚwÚ wikewy to wepowt x3 themsewves. uWu The cutter -Was >_< as anyothew nyatuwe, ^-^ dumb; xDD outwent hew, -OwO Motion ÚwÚ and UwU bweath left OwO out. -:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing ->_< Which xDD you ^w^ might from wewation >_< wikewise x3 weap, -:33 Being, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, much ^-^ spoke uWu of. -IACHIMO. uWu The ÚwÚ woof ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 chambew -With golden x3 chewubins >_> is OwO fwetted; her andiwons- -UwU I xDD had fowgot OwO them- :3 wewe >w< two winking ^w^ Cupids -Of ^.^ siwvew, >_< each on one :33 foot standing, nyicewy -Depending on uWu theiw bwands. -:3 POSTHUMUS. This >_> is her ^-^ honyouw! -Let >w< it be >_> gwanted xDD you uWu have :3 seen aww uWu this, ÚwÚ and praise -^w^ Be UwU given to x3 youw remembrance; x3 the description -Of >_> what >_> is uWu in her x3 chambew >_< nyothing >w< saves -uWu The wagew xDD you uWu have >w< waid. -IACHIMO. Then, >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, [Shows x3 the xDD bwacewet] -^w^ Be xDD pawe. UwU I ÚwÚ beg >_> but OwO weave to ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ this jewel. OwO See! -xDD And nyow UwU 'tis x3 up ;;w;; again. ^.^ It ^w^ must be mawwied -;;w;; To :3 that x3 youw UwU diamond; I'll >_< keep OwO them. -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> Juv! -Once ^.^ mowe wet ;;w;; me behowd :3 it. Is >w< it :3 that ->_< Which UwU I left with OwO hew? -IACHIMO. OwO Siw- UwU I >_> thank xDD hew- x3 that. -:33 She stwipp'd >w< it from her OwO awm; UwU I >_> see her :33 yet; -:3 Hew OwO pwetty uWu action uWu did UwU outseww her :3 gift, -xDD And yet ^-^ enwich'd >w< it UwU too. :33 She uWu gave >w< it uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu said -:33 She x3 pwiz'd >w< it OwO once. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ May be ^.^ she ^w^ pwuck'd >w< it of -;;w;; To >_> send >w< it x3 me. -IACHIMO. :33 She >_< wwites UwU so to UwU you, xDD doth >_< she? -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_< O, no, no, no! UwU 'tis true. Here, OwO take ÚwÚ this :3 too; -xDD [Gives x3 the :3 wing] -^.^ It >_> is :3 a >w< basiwisk >w< unto >_< minye >_< eye, -Kiwws ;;w;; me to wook ^.^ on't. Let there be nyo honour -Whewe there >_> is ^w^ beauty; uWu twuth :3 whewe semblance; wuv -Whewe there's anyothew man. uWu The x3 vows of x3 women -Of nyo ^.^ mowe :3 bondage be to :3 whewe ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU made -Than ;;w;; they OwO awe to uWu theiw viwtues, which >_> is OwO nyothing. ->_< O, :33 abuv UwU measuwe fawse! -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :3 Have patience, ^w^ siw, -xDD And OwO take x3 youw OwO wing again; UwU 'tis nyot yet uWu won. -^.^ It OwO may be probable ^.^ she wost :33 it, ow -Who xDD knyows >_> if one her UwU women, ^.^ being cowwupted ->_< Hath :3 stow'n >w< it from OwO hew? -:3 POSTHUMUS. Very true; -xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he ^-^ came >_< by't. :3 Back x3 my wing. -:33 Wendew to ;;w;; me x3 some corporal xDD sign about hew, -uWu Mowe ^w^ evident than >_< this; fow ÚwÚ this UwU was stow'n. -IACHIMO. ^-^ By Jupiter, UwU I xDD had >w< it from her >_> awm! -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Hawk UwU you, ^.^ he swears; ^.^ by Jupiter ^.^ he uWu sweaws. -'Tis UwU twue- x3 nyay, >_< keep x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, UwU 'tis true. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe -:33 She ^.^ wouwd nyot wose :3 it. :3 Hew ^.^ attendants OwO awe -All sworn ÚwÚ and honourable- ;;w;; they ^w^ induc'd to ^.^ steaw :3 it! -xDD And ^.^ by :3 a ^w^ stwangew! :3 Nyo, ^.^ he hath x3 enjoy'd her. -uWu The cognizance of her incontinyency -Is :33 this: ^.^ she hath xDD bought x3 the xDD nyame of whore OwO thus deawwy. -There, OwO take >w< thy hire; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >w< fiends of heww -Divide x3 themsewves ^-^ between you! -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. UwU Siw, be UwU patient; -This >_> is nyot >w< stwong enough to be believ'd -Of one >w< pewsuaded weww uWu of. -:3 POSTHUMUS. xDD Nyevew tawk ^-^ on't; -:33 She hath :33 been cowted ^.^ by ^.^ him. -IACHIMO. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> seek -For further UwU satisfying, :33 undew her uWu bweast- -Wowthy x3 the ;;w;; pwessing- wies :3 a >_> mowe, >w< wight OwO pwoud -Of :3 that UwU most xDD dewicate ÚwÚ wodging. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, -UwU I >w< kiss'd uWu it; ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu gave ;;w;; me xDD pwesent :33 hungew -;;w;; To >w< feed OwO again, ^w^ though ^w^ fuww. >_> You UwU do remember -This stain ;;w;; upon OwO hew? -:3 POSTHUMUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD doth :33 confiwm -ÚwÚ Anyothew stain, >_< as big >_< as heww ^.^ can OwO howd, -^.^ Wewe there nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but :3 it. -IACHIMO. Will xDD you hear UwU mowe? -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Spawe x3 youw >_< awithmetic; >_< nyevew ;;w;; count x3 the tuwns. -^-^ Once, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> miwwion! -IACHIMO. I'll be ÚwÚ swown- -:3 POSTHUMUS. No >w< sweawing. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_< sweaw xDD you uWu have nyot done't, xDD you wie; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww uWu thee >_> if xDD thou dost UwU deny -Thou'st UwU made ;;w;; me OwO cuckowd. -IACHIMO. I'll UwU deny OwO nyothing. -:3 POSTHUMUS. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had her OwO hewe to teaw her limb-meal! -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go there ÚwÚ and ;;w;; do't, :33 i' x3 th' xDD couwt, >w< befowe -:3 Hew :33 fathew. I'll UwU do :33 something- uWu Exit -;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_< Quite ;;w;; besides -uWu The guvwnment of UwU patience! >_> You uWu have uWu won. -:3 Wet's ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewvewt x3 the xDD pwesent >_> wwath ->w< He hath OwO against himself. -IACHIMO. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -xDD Wome. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in PHILARIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew POSTHUMUS - -:3 POSTHUMUS. Is there nyo uWu way fow ;;w;; men to be, >_> but x3 women -:3 Must be half-workers? We OwO awe aww bastards, -xDD And :3 that UwU most venerable x3 man which UwU I -Did caww x3 my >w< fathew UwU was UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe -x3 When UwU I UwU was OwO stamp'd. ;;w;; Some coinyew with :33 his ^w^ toows -Made ;;w;; me :3 a :3 countewfeit; yet x3 my mothew ^w^ seem'd -uWu The uWu Dian of :3 that uWu time. ^w^ So xDD doth x3 my >w< wife -uWu The >_< nyonpaweiw of UwU this. >_< O, vengeance, vengeance! -x3 Me of x3 my ÚwÚ wawfuw :3 pweasuwe ^.^ she ;;w;; westwain'd, -xDD And pray'd ;;w;; me ;;w;; oft ^w^ fowbeawance; uWu did >w< it with -^-^ A UwU pudency UwU so wosy, x3 the x3 sweet x3 view ^.^ on't -^.^ Might weww uWu have x3 wawm'd ;;w;; owd ^w^ Satuwn; :3 that UwU I xDD thought her -;;w;; As >w< chaste >_< as ÚwÚ unsunn'd snyow. >_< O, aww x3 the deviws! -This >w< yewwow OwO Iachimo uWu in >w< an >w< houw- :3 was't ^w^ nyot? -:33 Ow ;;w;; wess!- uWu at uWu fiwst? Pewchance ^.^ he ^-^ spoke >_> nyot, but, -Wike :3 a full-acorn'd >_< boaw, :3 a >_< Gewman one, -^.^ Cwied >_< 'O!' ÚwÚ and :33 mounted; >_> found nyo :33 opposition -OwO But >_> what ^.^ he >_> wook'd fow >_> shouwd ;;w;; oppose ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -Should from x3 encountew >w< guawd. Could UwU I find x3 out -uWu The xDD woman's ÚwÚ pawt uWu in me! For there's nyo >_> motion -:33 That tends to :33 vice uWu in x3 man >_> but UwU I affiwm -^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD woman's part. ^w^ Be >w< it wying, ^-^ nyote :33 it, -uWu The woman's; fwattewing, ;;w;; hews; >w< deceiving, ;;w;; hews; -Lust ÚwÚ and rank thoughts, ÚwÚ hews, ;;w;; hews; >_> wevenges, ;;w;; hews; -:33 Ambitions, covetings, change of prides, OwO disdain, ->w< Nyice wonging, slanders, mutability, -All :33 fauwts :3 that x3 man OwO may :33 nyame, x3 nyay, :3 that heww ;;w;; knyows, -Why, ÚwÚ hews, uWu in ÚwÚ pawt ow aww; >_> but rather aww; -For even to :33 vice -^-^ They OwO awe nyot constant, >_> but OwO awe :3 changing still -x3 Onye :33 vice >_> but of :3 a minyute ;;w;; owd fow one -ÚwÚ Nyot half UwU so ;;w;; owd >_< as x3 that. I'll >w< wwite OwO against ÚwÚ them, -UwU Detest ÚwÚ them, UwU cuwse OwO them. ÚwÚ Yet UwU 'tis :33 gweatew :3 skiww -^w^ In :3 a true ^-^ hate to pray ;;w;; they uWu have uWu theiw OwO wiww: -uWu The xDD vewy xDD deviws ;;w;; cannyot pwague them ^-^ bettew. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew uWu in state, CYMBELINE, xDD QUEEN, >w< CWOTEN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS uWu at one door, -ÚwÚ and uWu at anyothew >_> CAIUS :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Now say, >_> what ^.^ wouwd ^.^ Augustus Caesaw with us? -WUCIUS. x3 When Julius >w< Caesaw- x3 whose wemembwance yet -Wives uWu in men's ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww to OwO eaws ÚwÚ and tongues -^w^ Be :33 theme ÚwÚ and hearing OwO evew- UwU was uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ Bwitain, -xDD And conquer'd :33 it, OwO Cassibewan, ^.^ thinye uWu uncwe, -Famous uWu in Caesar's pwaises nyo whit less -Than uWu in :33 his ^w^ feats desewving :33 it, fow ^.^ him -xDD And :33 his ^.^ succession >_> gwanted ÚwÚ Wome :3 a OwO twibute, -Yeawwy >w< thwee thousand uWu pounds, which ^.^ by uWu thee :3 watewy -Is left :33 untendew'd. -QUEEN. ^.^ And, to OwO kiww x3 the marvel, -Shall be UwU so ever. -xDD CWOTEN. >_> Thewe be UwU many :33 Caesaws -Ere xDD such anyothew UwU Juwius. uWu Bwitain >_> is -^-^ A wowwd ^.^ by itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< nyothing x3 pay -For UwU weawing UwU ouw UwU own ^w^ nyoses. -QUEEN. :33 That ^w^ oppowtunyity, ->_< Which xDD then ;;w;; they xDD had to OwO take from ÚwÚ 's, to ^.^ wesume -We uWu have ;;w;; again. OwO Wemembew, ^w^ siw, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -uWu The >w< kings x3 youw ancestors, togethew with -uWu The natural ÚwÚ bwavewy of x3 youw isle, which >w< stands -;;w;; As >_< Nyeptunye's OwO pawk, ^.^ wibb'd ÚwÚ and x3 paw'd uWu in -With x3 wocks unscalable ÚwÚ and xDD woawing ^.^ watews, -With UwU sands :3 that xDD wiww nyot UwU beaw x3 youw ^.^ enyemies' ^w^ boats -OwO But uWu suck them x3 up to x3 th' x3 top-mast. ^-^ A uWu kind of conquest -Caesaw UwU made ^.^ hewe; >_> but UwU made nyot OwO hewe :33 his bwag -Of 'came, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and uvwcame.' With uWu shame- -uWu The xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew touch'd uWu him- ^.^ he UwU was cawwied -Fwom x3 off UwU ouw :33 coast, twice beaten; ÚwÚ and :33 his shipping- -OwO Poow ÚwÚ ignyowant baubwes!- on UwU ouw tewwibwe seas, -Wike :3 egg-shewws x3 mov'd ;;w;; upon uWu theiw >_< suwges, >_< cwack'd -;;w;; As easily uWu 'gainst UwU ouw ÚwÚ wocks; fow joy xDD wheweof -uWu The ^.^ fam'd OwO Cassibewan, who UwU was >_> once uWu at >w< point- ->_< O, giglot :33 fowtunye!- to >_< mastew Caesar's uWu swowd, -Made Wud's ^-^ Town with >w< wejoicing fiwes uWu bwight -xDD And ^.^ Bwitons ^w^ stwut with courage. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Come, there's nyo ^.^ mowe UwU twibute to be paid. Our ^w^ kingdom >_> is -stronger than >w< it UwU was uWu at :3 that time; x3 and, >_< as UwU I said, there >_> is nyo -^-^ moe xDD such Caesars. ;;w;; Othew of them OwO may uWu have cwook'd x3 nyoses; >_> but to ->_> owe xDD such ^w^ stwaight awms, none. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU Son, wet x3 youw mothew OwO end. -xDD CWOTEN. We uWu have yet UwU many ^-^ among >_> us ^.^ can gripe >_< as x3 hawd >_< as ^-^ Cassibewan. -UwU I UwU do nyot >_> say UwU I ^w^ am onye; >_> but UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< hand. Why >_< twibute? Why >_> shouwd -^.^ we x3 pay >_< twibute? ;;w;; If Caesaw ^.^ can hide x3 the sun from >_> us with :3 a :33 bwanket, -ow put x3 the ;;w;; moon uWu in :33 his pocket, ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 pay ^.^ him UwU twibute fow >_> wight; -else, ^w^ siw, nyo ^.^ mowe OwO twibute, pray xDD you now. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_> You ^w^ must knyow, -Tiww x3 the xDD injuwious Romans uWu did extowt -This UwU twibute from us, ^.^ we :3 wewe >w< fwee. Caesar's xDD ambition- ->_< Which UwU sweww'd UwU so much :3 that >w< it uWu did almost stretch -uWu The >w< sides ^.^ o' x3 th' world- OwO against aww colour OwO hewe -Did put x3 the x3 yoke ^-^ upon's; which to ;;w;; shake of ->_> Becomes :3 a warlike >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we weckon -Ourselves to >w< be. -xDD CWOTEN. We xDD do. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 Say xDD then to ÚwÚ Caesaw, -Our x3 ancestow UwU was :3 that Muwmutius which -uWu Owdain'd UwU ouw laws- x3 whose use x3 the xDD swowd of Caesaw ->_< Hath ^w^ too much mangled; x3 whose repair ÚwÚ and :33 fwanchise -Shaww, ^.^ by x3 the powew ^.^ we OwO howd, be UwU ouw ÚwÚ good OwO deed, -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ Wome be >_< thewefowe >w< angwy. Muwmutius UwU made UwU ouw ^-^ waws, -Who UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst of uWu Bwitain which uWu did put -ÚwÚ His ^w^ bwows within :3 a golden :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd -Himsewf :3 a king. -WUCIUS. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, Cymbeline, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am to pwonyounce ^.^ Augustus >w< Caesaw- -ÚwÚ Caesaw, :3 that hath ^-^ moe >w< kings :33 his :3 sewvants than -^.^ Thysewf domestic :3 officews- ^.^ thinye enemy. -Receive >w< it from uWu me, >_< then: >w< waw ÚwÚ and :3 confusion -^w^ In Caesar's xDD nyame pwonyounce UwU I uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ thee; wook -For UwU fuwy nyot to be ^w^ wesisted. ^-^ Thus ^.^ defied, -UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 mysewf. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ Caius. -x3 Thy Caesaw ^w^ knyighted OwO me; x3 my :33 youth UwU I xDD spent -Much :33 undew him; of ^.^ him UwU I gathew'd honyouw, ->_< Which ^.^ he to >_> seek of ;;w;; me OwO again, pewfowce, ->_< Behuvs ;;w;; me >_< keep uWu at x3 uttewance. UwU I ^w^ am :3 pewfect -:33 That x3 the Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians fow -^-^ Theiw ;;w;; wibewties OwO awe nyow uWu in awms, :3 a xDD pwecedent ->_< Which nyot to ^w^ wead ^.^ wouwd x3 show x3 the ^.^ Bwitons xDD cowd; -^w^ So Caesaw UwU shaww nyot find OwO them. -WUCIUS. Let xDD pwoof >_< speak. -xDD CWOTEN. ÚwÚ His ^.^ majesty UwU bids xDD you x3 wewcome. ^-^ Make >w< pastime with >_> us :3 a day ow ->_> two, ow wongew. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> seek >_> us afterwards uWu in othew ^w^ tewms, xDD you -UwU shaww find >_> us uWu in UwU ouw ^-^ sawt-watew OwO giwdwe. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD beat >_> us x3 out of :33 it, ->w< it >_> is OwO youws; >_> if xDD you faww uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ adventuwe, UwU ouw >_< cwows UwU shaww ^-^ fawe -x3 the xDD bettew fow uWu you; ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. -WUCIUS. So, sir. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD mastew's x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he minye; -All x3 the wemain ;;w;; is, x3 wewcome. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -;;w;; Bwitain. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew :3 PISANyIO weading of :3 a >_> wettew - -PISANIO. ÚwÚ How? of >_< aduwtewy? ÚwÚ Whewefowe >w< wwite xDD you nyot ->_> What :3 monstews her ^-^ accuse? Leonatus! -x3 O ^.^ mastew, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; stwange :3 infection -Is fall'n x3 into >w< thy :33 eaw! >_> What UwU fawse >_< Itawian- -;;w;; As poisonous-tongu'd >_< as handed- hath pwevaiw'd -On >w< thy ^w^ too ready ^-^ heawing? ^w^ Diswoyaw? No. ->_> She's punyish'd fow her truth, ÚwÚ and undergoes, -uWu Mowe >_< goddess-wike than wife-wike, xDD such xDD assauwts -;;w;; As ^.^ wouwd OwO take uWu in x3 some ÚwÚ viwtue. x3 O x3 my x3 mastew! -x3 Thy ^-^ mind to her >_> is nyow >_< as wow >_< as :3 wewe -x3 Thy fortunes. ÚwÚ How? :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd murder OwO hew? ->_> Upon x3 the xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and truth, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vows, which UwU I -:3 Have UwU made to >w< thy >_< command? I, OwO hew? :3 Hew >_< bwood? -;;w;; If >w< it be UwU so to UwU do ÚwÚ good sewvice, >_< nyevew -Let ;;w;; me be :3 counted ^-^ sewviceabwe. How wook UwU I -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd xDD seem to ^.^ wack humanyity -^w^ So much >_< as ÚwÚ this ^w^ fact x3 comes to? [Weads] :33 'Do't. uWu The >_> wettew -:33 That UwU I uWu have sent hew, ^.^ by her UwU own ÚwÚ command -Shall UwU give uWu thee :33 oppowtunyity.' x3 O damn'd paper, -;;w;; Bwack >_< as x3 the ink ^w^ that's on uWu thee! Senseless :33 baubwe, -Awt xDD thou :3 a fedary fow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act, ÚwÚ and wook'st -^w^ So virgin-like xDD without? Lo, OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. - -Entew UwU IMOGEN - -UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowant uWu in >_> what UwU I ^w^ am commanded. -UwU IMOGEN. How now, :33 Pisanyio! -PISANIO. uWu Madam, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew from x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU IMOGEN. uWu Who? >w< thy xDD wowd? :33 That >_> is x3 my wowd- ÚwÚ Weonyatus? ->_< O, weawn'd ÚwÚ indeed :3 wewe :3 that astwonyomew -:33 That UwU knyew x3 the stars >_< as UwU I :33 his OwO chawactews- -ÚwÚ He'd uWu way x3 the ÚwÚ futuwe open. >_> You ÚwÚ good uWu gods, -Let >_> what >_> is OwO hewe contain'd wewish of xDD wuv, -Of x3 my UwU wowd's :33 heawth, of :33 his content; yet nyot -:33 That ^.^ we >w< two OwO awe >_< asundew- wet :3 that UwU gwieve x3 him! -;;w;; Some griefs OwO awe med'cinable; :3 that >_> is one of ÚwÚ them, -For >w< it xDD doth ;;w;; physic ;;w;; wuv- of :33 his UwU content, -All >_> but uWu in x3 that. ^-^ Good :3 wax, >w< thy >_< weave. ^-^ Bwest be ->_> You ÚwÚ bees :3 that >_< make these locks of >_< counsew! x3 Wuvws -xDD And ;;w;; men uWu in uWu dangewous xDD bonds pray nyot alike; -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ fowfeitews xDD you ;;w;; cast uWu in pwison, yet ->_> You ÚwÚ cwasp xDD young uWu Cupid's ^w^ tabwes. ^-^ Good news, ^-^ gods! -[Weads] -'Justice ÚwÚ and x3 youw father's :33 wwath, >_> shouwd ^.^ he OwO take ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his -^.^ dominyion, couwd nyot be UwU so UwU cwuew to ;;w;; me >_< as UwU you, x3 O x3 the deawest of -:33 cweatuwes, ^.^ wouwd even renew ;;w;; me with x3 youw :3 eyes. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ nyotice :3 that UwU I -^w^ am uWu in ^w^ Cambwia, uWu at Miwfowd Haven. >_> What x3 youw UwU own wuv xDD wiww x3 out of -ÚwÚ this ;;w;; advise UwU you, x3 fowwow. ^w^ So ^.^ he wishes xDD you aww happinyess :3 that -remains loyal to :33 his ^w^ vow, ÚwÚ and x3 youw increasing uWu in wuv -uWu WEONyATUS uWu POSTHUMUS.' - -x3 O fow :3 a UwU howse with ^w^ wings! :33 Heaw'st UwU thou, ^w^ Pisanyio? ->w< He >_> is uWu at Miwfowd Haven. :33 Wead, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me -How uWu faw UwU 'tis xDD thithew. ;;w;; If one of >_> mean affairs -^-^ May plod >w< it uWu in :3 a ;;w;; week, >w< why OwO may nyot UwU I -uWu Gwide uWu thithew uWu in :3 a >w< day? Then, true Pisanio- -Who xDD wong'st ^.^ wike ;;w;; me to >_> see >w< thy uWu wowd, who wong'st- ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me uWu 'bate!- >_> but nyot ^.^ wike uWu me, yet ÚwÚ wong'st, -OwO But uWu in :3 a fainter kind- >_< O, nyot ^.^ wike uWu me, -For mine's ^w^ beyond >w< beyond!-say, ÚwÚ and speak thick- ->w< Wuv's counsellor >_> shouwd ^w^ fiww x3 the ^.^ bowes of hearing -;;w;; To x3 th' smothering of x3 the xDD sense- >w< how uWu faw >w< it >_> is -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this same blessed Milford. xDD And ^.^ by x3 th' uWu way -Teww ;;w;; me >w< how >_> Wawes UwU was UwU made UwU so ^w^ happy >_< as -;;w;; T' x3 inhewit xDD such :3 a ;;w;; haven. OwO But xDD fiwst of all, -How ^.^ we OwO may ^.^ steaw from OwO hence; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the uWu gap -:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make uWu in time from UwU ouw ^.^ hence-going -xDD And UwU ouw wetuwn, to uWu excuse. OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, >w< how get x3 hence. -Why >_> shouwd UwU excuse be bown ow ere begot? -^-^ We'ww tawk of :3 that x3 heweaftew. UwU Pwithee :3 speak, -How UwU many ÚwÚ scowe of >_< miwes OwO may ^.^ we weww uWu wide -UwU 'Twixt >_> houw ÚwÚ and :3 houw? -PISANIO. x3 Onye ÚwÚ scowe 'twixt sun ÚwÚ and sun, -uWu Madam, ^-^ 's enough fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too much UwU too. -UwU IMOGEN. Why, one :3 that rode to's execution, ^w^ man, -Could >_< nyevew OwO go UwU so slow. UwU I uWu have heard of riding wagers -Whewe :3 howses uWu have :33 been uWu nyimbwew than x3 the UwU sands -:33 That >w< wun :33 i' x3 th' uWu cwock's ^.^ behawf. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu foow'wy. -Go bid x3 my OwO woman >_> feign :3 a :33 sicknyess; >_> say -OwO She'ww ^.^ home to her father; ÚwÚ and provide ;;w;; me presently -^-^ A riding ^.^ suit, nyo ^w^ costwiew than ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; fit -^-^ A fwankwin's :3 huswife. -PISANIO. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ you'we best ;;w;; considew. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> see >w< befowe uWu me, man. x3 Nyow UwU hewe, nor UwU hewe, -x3 Nyow >_> what ^.^ ensues, >_> but uWu have :3 a >_> fog uWu in them -:33 That UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wook thwough. :33 Away, UwU I pwithee; -Do >_< as UwU I bid thee. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe to say; -x3 Accessibwe >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but Miwfowd >_> way. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -Wales. ^-^ A ;;w;; mountainyous countwy with :3 a cave - -Entew from x3 the cave xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS - -BELARIUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy day nyot to >_< keep ;;w;; house with xDD such ->_< Whose woof's >_< as wow >_< as UwU ouws! ;;w;; Stoop, boys; ÚwÚ this uWu gate -Instructs xDD you >w< how t' >_> adowe x3 the >w< heavens, ÚwÚ and bows xDD you -;;w;; To :3 a :3 mownying's >w< howy ^w^ office. uWu The :3 gates of monarchs -^w^ Awe arch'd UwU so xDD high :3 that ^-^ giants OwO may jet ^w^ thwough -xDD And >_< keep uWu theiw OwO impious :3 tuwbans on ^-^ without -^-^ Good mowwow to x3 the OwO sun. >w< Haiw, xDD thou >w< faiw :3 heaven! -We ;;w;; house :33 i' x3 th' :33 wock, yet use uWu thee nyot UwU so hardly -;;w;; As >_> pwoudew livers xDD do. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< Haiw, :3 heaven! -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >w< Haiw, :3 heaven! -BELARIUS. Now fow UwU ouw OwO mountain ;;w;; spowt. Up to :33 yond >w< hiww, -uWu Youw UwU wegs OwO awe ^-^ young; I'll ;;w;; twead these flats. Consider, -x3 When xDD you :33 abuv >_> pewceive ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a crow, -:33 That >w< it >_> is :33 pwace which ;;w;; wessens ÚwÚ and :33 sets :33 off; -xDD And xDD you OwO may xDD then uWu wevowve >_> what ;;w;; tawes UwU I uWu have told xDD you -Of courts, of >_< pwinces, of x3 the tricks uWu in waw. -This OwO sewvice >_> is nyot OwO sewvice UwU so ^.^ being :33 donye, -OwO But ^.^ being UwU so :3 awwow'd. ;;w;; To >_< appwehend OwO thus -^w^ Dwaws >_> us :3 a pwofit from aww ^.^ things ^.^ we see, -xDD And often to UwU ouw uWu comfowt UwU shaww ^.^ we find -uWu The :3 shawded >w< beetwe uWu in :3 a safer howd -Than >_> is x3 the UwU fuww-wing'd :33 eagwe. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >w< wife -Is >w< nyobwew than :33 attending fow :3 a check, -:3 Wichew than xDD doing >_< nyothing fow :3 a bribe, -Prouder than wustwing uWu in unpaid-fow UwU siwk: ->w< Such ^.^ gain x3 the cap of ^.^ him :3 that x3 makes ^.^ him uWu finye, -ÚwÚ Yet keeps :33 his ^w^ book uncwoss'd. No >w< wife to UwU ouws! -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU Out of x3 youw xDD pwoof xDD you >_< speak. We, poor unfledg'd, -:3 Have >_< nyevew wing'd from x3 view ^.^ o' x3 th' nest, nor ^.^ knyow nyot ->_> What aiw's from >_> home. Haply ÚwÚ this >w< wife >_> is ^w^ best, -;;w;; If :33 quiet >w< wife be OwO best; ^w^ sweetew to xDD you -:33 That uWu have :3 a sharper x3 knyown; weww corresponding -With x3 youw OwO stiff age. OwO But >w< unto >_> us >w< it >_> is -^-^ A cell of ignorance, travelling abed, -^-^ A :3 pwison fow :3 a ÚwÚ debtow :3 that nyot x3 dawes -;;w;; To stwide :3 a limit. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ we speak of -x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; owd >_< as you? x3 When ^.^ we UwU shaww hear -uWu The xDD wain ÚwÚ and wind xDD beat dark Decembew, how, -^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU ouw pinching >_< cave, UwU shaww ^.^ we discourse. -uWu The ÚwÚ fweezing >_> houws ÚwÚ away? We uWu have :3 seen uWu nyothing; -We OwO awe UwU beastwy: >_> subtwe >_< as x3 the fox fow ^.^ pwey, -Wike warlike >_< as x3 the OwO wowf fow >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ eat. -Our valour >_> is to OwO chase >_> what :33 fwies; UwU ouw cage -We >_< make :3 a UwU choiw, >_< as xDD doth x3 the xDD pwison'd bird, -xDD And ^.^ sing UwU ouw :3 bondage x3 fweewy. -BELARIUS. How xDD you ^w^ speak! -Did xDD you >_> but ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ city's usuries, -xDD And UwU fewt them xDD knyowingwy- x3 the awt ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD couwt, -;;w;; As x3 hawd to OwO weave >_< as uWu keep, x3 whose ;;w;; top to x3 cwimb -Is xDD cewtain fawwing, ow UwU so slipp'ry :3 that -uWu The ÚwÚ feaw's >_< as :33 bad >_< as x3 fawwing; x3 the toiw ^.^ o' x3 th' waw, -^-^ A :33 pain :3 that >w< onwy ;;w;; seems to >_> seek x3 out danger -xDD I' :3 th'nyame of fame ÚwÚ and honyouw, which dies :33 i' ^-^ th'seawch, -xDD And hath >_< as ;;w;; oft :3 a ^-^ swand'wous UwU epitaph -;;w;; As xDD wecowd of >w< faiw ÚwÚ act; x3 nyay, UwU many xDD times, -^-^ Doth :33 iww OwO desewve ^.^ by xDD doing well; UwU what's >_> wowse- -:3 Must :3 cuwtsy uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ censuwe. >_< O, boys, ÚwÚ this ^-^ stowy -uWu The wowwd OwO may ^w^ wead uWu in OwO me; x3 my body's uWu mawk'd -With Roman swowds, ÚwÚ and x3 my wepowt UwU was >_> once -xDD fiwst with x3 the best of note. :33 Cymbewinye :3 wov'd OwO me; -xDD And when :3 a soldier UwU was x3 the UwU theme, x3 my xDD nyame -Was nyot uWu faw off. UwU Then UwU was UwU I >_< as :3 a twee ->_< Whose ^-^ boughs uWu did >w< bend with fwuit; >_> but uWu in one >w< nyight -^-^ A stowm, ow >w< wobbewy, caww >w< it >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, -Shook down x3 my mellow hangings, x3 nyay, x3 my OwO weaves, -xDD And left ;;w;; me OwO bawe to weather. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Uncertain UwU favouw! -BELARIUS. OwO My ;;w;; fauwt ^.^ being >_< nyothing- >_< as UwU I uWu have told xDD you UwU oft- -OwO But :3 that >w< two >_> viwwains, x3 whose UwU fawse >w< oaths pwevaiw'd -^.^ Befowe x3 my :3 pewfect honyouw, >w< swowe to :33 Cymbewinye -UwU I UwU was >_< confedewate with x3 the ÚwÚ Womans. ^w^ So -Follow'd x3 my banishment, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ twenty years -This OwO wock ÚwÚ and these ^.^ demesnyes uWu have :33 been x3 my ^w^ wowwd, -Whewe UwU I uWu have liv'd uWu at xDD honyest ^w^ fweedom, paid -uWu Mowe :33 pious debts to heaven than uWu in aww -uWu The fore-end of x3 my uWu time. OwO But x3 up to x3 th' m-mountains! -This >_> is nyot >w< huntews' >_> wanguage. >w< He :3 that :33 stwikes -uWu The :33 venyison xDD fiwst UwU shaww be x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 feast; -;;w;; To ^.^ him x3 the othew >w< two UwU shaww x3 minyistew; -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww feaw nyo uWu poison, which ^.^ attends -^w^ In :33 pwace of :33 gweatew state. I'll :3 meet xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ vawweys. -Exeunt ^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS -How x3 hawd >w< it >_> is to hide x3 the OwO spawks of nyatuwe! -;;w;; These >_< boys ^.^ knyow xDD wittwe ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD sons to x3 th' OwO King, -x3 Nyow :33 Cymbewinye x3 dweams :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe alive. -^-^ They think ;;w;; they OwO awe minye; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ;;w;; twain'd x3 up OwO thus meanly -xDD I' x3 th' cave wherein ;;w;; they UwU bow, uWu theiw >_< thoughts UwU do ;;w;; hit -uWu The woofs of pawaces, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe prompts them -^w^ In :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and wow ^.^ things to >_> pwince >w< it much -^.^ Beyond x3 the twick of ÚwÚ othews. This Polydore, -uWu The heir of :33 Cymbewinye ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bwitain, who -uWu The ^w^ King :33 his >w< fathew ^w^ caww'd Guiderius- >_> Juv! -x3 When on x3 my three-foot :33 stoow UwU I sit ÚwÚ and tell -uWu The warlike ^w^ feats UwU I uWu have :33 donye, :33 his ;;w;; spiwits fwy x3 out -^.^ Into x3 my >w< stowy; >_> say ;;w;; 'Thus >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy fell, -xDD And OwO thus UwU I uWu set x3 my :33 foot UwU on's nyeck'; even xDD then -uWu The princely :3 bwood :3 fwows uWu in :33 his OwO cheek, ^.^ he :3 sweats, -Strains :33 his xDD young nerves, ÚwÚ and puts >_< himsewf uWu in posture -:33 That acts x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. uWu The :3 youngew brother, Cadwal, -Once Arviragus, uWu in >_< as ^.^ wike :3 a xDD figuwe -Strikes >w< wife x3 into x3 my ;;w;; speech, ÚwÚ and >_< shows much ^.^ mowe -ÚwÚ His UwU own conceiving. Hawk, x3 the game >_> is wous'd! -x3 O Cymbeline, heaven ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> conscience xDD knyows -^.^ Thou :33 didst ÚwÚ unjustwy banyish me! ^w^ Wheweon, -At >w< thwee ÚwÚ and >w< two years :3 owd, UwU I OwO stowe these uWu babes, -^w^ Thinking to ^-^ baw uWu thee of ^.^ succession >_< as -^.^ Thou ^w^ wefts ;;w;; me of x3 my wands. Euwiphiwe, -^.^ Thou >w< wast uWu theiw ;;w;; nyuwse; ;;w;; they >_> took uWu thee fow uWu theiw :33 mothew, -xDD And every day UwU do honour to her x3 gwave. -Myself, ÚwÚ Bewawius, :3 that ^w^ am :3 Mowgan ;;w;; caww'd, -^-^ They OwO take fow natural :33 fathew. uWu The game >_> is :33 up. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Wawes, nyeaw Miwfowd ^w^ Haven - -Entew :3 PISANyIO ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN - -UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ Thou >w< towd'st uWu me, when ^.^ we ^-^ came from horse, x3 the :33 pwace -Was nyeaw uWu at >w< hand. Nye'ew >_< wong'd x3 my mothew UwU so -;;w;; To >_> see ;;w;; me xDD fiwst >_< as UwU I uWu have now. :33 Pisanyio! ^-^ Man! -Whewe >_> is OwO Posthumus? >_> What >_> is uWu in >w< thy ^-^ mind -:33 That x3 makes uWu thee stare >_< thus? ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_< bweaks :3 that x3 sigh -Fwom x3 th' inward of thee? x3 Onye >_> but painted OwO thus -Wouwd be x3 intewpweted :3 a ^.^ thing >_< pewpwex'd -^.^ Beyond ^.^ sewf-expwication. >_> Put >w< thysewf -^.^ Into :3 a :33 haviouw of less ;;w;; feaw, ere wiwdnyess -;;w;; Vanquish x3 my staider senses. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -Why tender'st xDD thou :3 that paper to ;;w;; me with -^-^ A wook untender! >_> If't be ^-^ summew news, -Smile uWu to't befowe; >_> if >_> wintewwy, xDD thou uWu nyeed'st -OwO But >_< keep :3 that :33 count'nyance xDD stiww. OwO My husband's hand? -:33 That drug-damn'd Italy hath ÚwÚ out-cwaftied :3 him, -xDD And uWu he's uWu at x3 some x3 hawd point. ÚwÚ Speak, xDD man; >w< thy >_> tongue -^-^ May OwO take x3 off x3 some OwO extwemity, which to ^w^ wead -Wouwd be even >w< mowtaw to x3 me. -PISANIO. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you wead, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find uWu me, wwetched ^w^ man, :3 a ^.^ thing -uWu The UwU most ;;w;; disdain'd of xDD fowtunye. -UwU IMOGEN. [Weads] :33 'Thy ^-^ mistwess, Pisanio, hath pway'd x3 the stwumpet uWu in -x3 my ^.^ bed, x3 the >_< testimonyies xDD wheweof >_< wie xDD bweeding uWu in x3 me. UwU I speak nyot -x3 out of xDD weak suwmises, >_> but from xDD pwoof >_< as >w< stwong >_< as x3 my grief ÚwÚ and >_< as -xDD cewtain >_< as UwU I >_< expect x3 my revenge. :33 That ÚwÚ pawt UwU thou, Pisanio, ^w^ must ;;w;; act -fow uWu me, >_> if >w< thy :33 faith be nyot xDD tainted with x3 the ^w^ bweach of hers. Let -^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ hands OwO take OwO away her :33 wife; UwU I UwU shaww UwU give uWu thee x3 oppowtunyity -uWu at Miwfowd ^-^ Haven; ^.^ she hath x3 my >_> wettew fow x3 the ÚwÚ puwpose; where, >_> if -xDD thou feaw to ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and to >_< make ;;w;; me xDD cewtain >w< it >_> is :33 donye, xDD thou awt -x3 the pandew to her :3 dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and equally to ;;w;; me :3 diswoyaw.' -PISANIO. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_< nyeed to dwaw x3 my sword? uWu The paper ->_< Hath :3 cut her ^w^ thwoat >_< awweady. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis slander, ->_< Whose UwU edge >_> is sharper than x3 the uWu swowd, x3 whose >_> tongue -Outvenoms aww x3 the wowms of Nyiwe, x3 whose UwU bweath ->w< Wides on x3 the UwU posting >_< winds ÚwÚ and xDD doth belie -All ^-^ cownyews of x3 the wowwd. xDD Kings, ^-^ queens, ÚwÚ and states, -^.^ Maids, matwons, x3 nyay, x3 the ^w^ secwets of x3 the ^-^ gwave, -This x3 vipewous ^-^ swandew >_> entews. >_> What cheew, :33 madam? -UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Fawse to :33 his bed? >_> What >_> is >w< it to be false? -;;w;; To >_< wie uWu in ;;w;; watch thewe, ÚwÚ and to think on him? -;;w;; To xDD weep ^w^ twixt >w< cwock ÚwÚ and clock? ;;w;; If :33 sweep :3 chawge nyatuwe, -;;w;; To bweak >w< it with :3 a x3 feawfuw dweam of :3 him, -xDD And cwy mysewf ^-^ awake? >w< That's UwU fawse to's ^.^ bed, -Is :33 it? -PISANIO. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I fawse! x3 Thy >_> conscience ;;w;; witnyess! uWu Iachimo, -^.^ Thou :33 didst ;;w;; accuse ^.^ him of incontinyency; -^.^ Thou xDD then x3 wook'dst ^.^ wike :3 a villain; now, UwU methinks, -x3 Thy favour's ÚwÚ good enyough. ;;w;; Some UwU jay of Italy, ->_< Whose mothew UwU was her OwO painting, hath betray'd ^.^ him. -OwO Poow UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ stawe, :3 a ^.^ gawment x3 out of fashion, -xDD And fow UwU I ^w^ am xDD wichew than to ^w^ hang ^.^ by x3 th' OwO wawws -UwU I ^w^ must be x3 wipp'd. ;;w;; To uWu pieces with me! >_< O, -xDD Men's x3 vows OwO awe x3 women's :33 twaitows! All ÚwÚ good ^.^ seeming, -^-^ By >w< thy >_> wevowt, x3 O ^.^ husband, UwU shaww be xDD thought ->_> Put on fow >w< viwwainy; nyot bown ;;w;; whewe't >_> gwows, -OwO But wown :3 a x3 bait fow wadies. -PISANIO. ^-^ Good UwU madam, hear x3 me. -UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; Twue xDD honyest ;;w;; men ^.^ being ^-^ heawd, ^.^ wike UwU fawse UwU Aenyeas, ->_< Wewe, uWu in :33 his time, xDD thought x3 fawse; ÚwÚ and Sinon's weeping -Did OwO scandaw UwU many :3 a >w< howy tear, >_> took pity -Fwom UwU most true wretchedness. ^w^ So UwU thou, >_> Posthumus, -;;w;; Wiwt uWu way x3 the >w< weaven on aww OwO pwopew men: -UwU Goodwy ÚwÚ and OwO gawwant UwU shaww be UwU fawse ÚwÚ and >w< pewjuw'd -Fwom >w< thy great >_< faiw. ^.^ Come, fewwow, be xDD thou xDD honyest; -Do xDD thou >w< thy xDD mastew's >w< bidding; when xDD thou seest :3 him, -^-^ A xDD wittwe >_> witnyess x3 my ^w^ obedience. Look! -UwU I dwaw x3 the xDD swowd >_< mysewf; OwO take :33 it, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hit -uWu The innocent >_< mansion of x3 my xDD wuv, x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -Fear x3 nyot; UwU 'tis :33 empty of aww ^.^ things >_> but gwief; -x3 Thy >_< mastew >_> is nyot thewe, who UwU was ÚwÚ indeed -uWu The ^w^ wiches of :3 it. Do :33 his >w< bidding; stwike. -^.^ Thou uWu mayst be uWu vawiant uWu in :3 a xDD bettew >_< cause, -OwO But nyow xDD thou :3 seem'st :3 a cowawd. -PISANIO. Hence, ^-^ viwe x3 instwument! -^.^ Thou shalt nyot damn x3 my >w< hand. -UwU IMOGEN. Why, UwU I ^w^ must :3 die; -xDD And >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ by >w< thy uWu hand, xDD thou awt -No xDD sewvant of >w< thy mastew's. ^w^ Against x3 sewf-swaughtew ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a prohibition UwU so divine -:33 That >_> cwavens x3 my xDD weak >w< hand. ^.^ Come, hewe's x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- -Something's afore't. ^-^ Soft, xDD soft! we'll nyo defence!- -Obedient >_< as x3 the :33 scabbawd. >_> What >_> is hewe? -uWu The scwiptuwes of x3 the loyal ÚwÚ Weonyatus -All >_> tuwn'd to heresy? :33 Away, away, -^.^ Cowwuptews of x3 my >_< faith! xDD you UwU shaww nyo ^.^ mowe -^w^ Be stomachers to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Thus OwO may poor foows -:3 Bewieve UwU fawse ^-^ teachews; ^w^ though UwU those :3 that OwO awe betray'd -Do x3 feew x3 the UwU tweason shawpwy, yet x3 the traitor -Stands uWu in xDD wowse case of woe. xDD And UwU thou, >_> Posthumus, -:33 That :33 didst uWu set x3 up x3 my uWu disobedience uWu 'gainst x3 the ^w^ King -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; me put x3 into x3 contempt x3 the ^w^ suits -Of princely fewwows, shalt heweaftew find -^.^ It >_> is nyo ;;w;; act of ^w^ common uWu passage >_> but -^-^ A ;;w;; stwain of x3 wawenyess; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU gwieve mysewf -;;w;; To >_< think, when xDD thou shalt be uWu disedg'd ^.^ by her -:33 That nyow xDD thou tiwest ;;w;; on, >w< how >w< thy ^w^ memowy -Will xDD then be OwO pang'd ^.^ by x3 me. UwU Pwithee dispatch. -uWu The wamp uWu entweats x3 the x3 butchew. :3 Whewe's >w< thy knife? -^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too slow to UwU do >w< thy xDD mastew's bidding, -x3 When UwU I ^.^ desiwe >w< it UwU too. -PISANIO. x3 O >_> gwacious UwU wady, -Since UwU I weceiv'd ÚwÚ command to UwU do ÚwÚ this busines -UwU I uWu have nyot slept one ;;w;; wink. -UwU IMOGEN. Do't, ÚwÚ and to x3 bed UwU then. -PISANIO. I'll wake >_< minye ^w^ eyebawws fiwst. -UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD then -;;w;; Didst undewtake :33 it? Why x3 hast xDD thou UwU abus'd -^w^ So UwU many >_< miwes with :3 a pwetence? This :3 pwace? -Mine uWu action ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye >w< own? UwU ouw ^w^ howses' wabouw? -uWu The time ;;w;; inviting thee? x3 the >_> pewtuwb'd xDD couwt, -For x3 my ^.^ being absent?- xDD wheweunto UwU I >_< nyevew -:3 Puwpose wetuwn. Why x3 hast xDD thou >_> gonye UwU so uWu faw -;;w;; To be >_> unbent when xDD thou x3 hast >_> ta'en >w< thy x3 stand, -xDD Th' >_> ewected >w< deew >w< befowe thee? -PISANIO. OwO But to x3 win time -;;w;; To wose UwU so :33 bad employment, uWu in x3 the which -UwU I uWu have uWu considew'd of :3 a course. ^-^ Good UwU wady, ->w< Heaw ;;w;; me with OwO patience. -UwU IMOGEN. Talk >w< thy >_> tongue :3 weawy- >_< speak. -UwU I uWu have heard UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ stwumpet, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eaw, -OwO Thewein UwU fawse struck, ^.^ can OwO take nyo :33 gweatew ^-^ wound, -x3 Nyow ^w^ tent to :3 bottom x3 that. OwO But >_< speak. -PISANIO. Then, UwU madam, -UwU I xDD thought xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot back ;;w;; again. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 Most like- ->_< Bwinging ;;w;; me OwO hewe to OwO kiww x3 me. -PISANIO. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU nyeithew; -OwO But >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_< as uWu wise >_< as OwO honyest, xDD then -OwO My OwO puwpose ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv well. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be -OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_> is x3 abus'd. ;;w;; Some villain, -Ay, ÚwÚ and singular uWu in :33 his awt, hath donye xDD you both -This uWu cuwsed >w< injuwy. -UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; Some Roman courtezan! -PISANIO. :3 Nyo, on x3 my wife! -I'll UwU give >_> but ÚwÚ nyotice xDD you OwO awe >_< dead, ÚwÚ and >_> send ^.^ him -;;w;; Some bwoody xDD sign of :33 it, fow UwU 'tis :3 commanded -UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do :3 so. >_> You UwU shaww be ;;w;; miss'd uWu at xDD couwt, -xDD And :3 that xDD wiww weww :33 confiwm :3 it. -UwU IMOGEN. Why, ÚwÚ good fewwow, ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I UwU do x3 the x3 whiwe? :3 whewe ^-^ bide? >w< how >_> wive? -:33 Ow uWu in x3 my >w< wife >_> what comfort, when UwU I ^w^ am -Dead to x3 my OwO husband? -PISANIO. ;;w;; If you'ww back to x3 th' ^w^ couwt- -UwU IMOGEN. No xDD couwt, nyo ÚwÚ fathew, nor nyo ^.^ mowe x3 ado -With :3 that harsh, noble, :33 simpwe >_< nyothing- -:33 That ^w^ Cwoten, x3 whose :3 wuv-suit hath :33 been to ;;w;; me -;;w;; As x3 feawfuw >_< as :3 a siege. -PISANIO. ;;w;; If nyot uWu at xDD couwt, -UwU Then nyot uWu in uWu Bwitain ^w^ must xDD you >_< bide. -UwU IMOGEN. Whewe ^w^ then? ->_< Hath uWu Bwitain aww x3 the sun :3 that UwU shinyes? >_> Day, night, -^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot >_> but uWu in ;;w;; Bwitain? xDD I' x3 th' OwO wowwd's >_< vowume -Our uWu Bwitain ;;w;; seems >_< as of :33 it, >_> but nyot in't; -^w^ In :3 a great >_> poow :3 a OwO swan's xDD nyest. UwU Pwithee think ->_> Thewe's livers x3 out of ;;w;; Bwitain. -PISANIO. UwU I ^w^ am UwU most uWu gwad ->_> You think of othew ;;w;; pwace. xDD Th' :3 ambassadow, -:33 WUCIUS x3 the Woman, x3 comes to Miwfowd ^w^ Haven ->_< To-mowwow. >_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you couwd ^-^ weaw :3 a ^-^ mind -xDD Dawk >_< as x3 youw :3 fowtunye ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> but xDD disguise -:33 That which t' appeaw itsewf ^w^ must nyot yet be -OwO But ^.^ by xDD sewf-dangew, xDD you >_> shouwd ;;w;; twead :3 a course -x3 Pwetty ÚwÚ and full of :33 view; >w< yea, happiwy, nyeaw -uWu The residence of UwU Posthumus; UwU so nigh, uWu at least, -:33 That ^w^ though :33 his ;;w;; actions :3 wewe nyot x3 visibwe, yet -Report >_> shouwd render ^.^ him hourly to x3 youw ear -;;w;; As :33 twuwy >_< as ^.^ he moves. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 O! fow xDD such >_< means, -;;w;; Though peril to x3 my OwO modesty, nyot :33 death on't, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd adventuwe. -PISANIO. Weww >w< then, hewe's x3 the OwO point: ->_> You ^w^ must x3 fowget to be :3 a >_< woman; change -xDD Command x3 into obedience; feaw ÚwÚ and >_> nyicenyess- -uWu The OwO handmaids of aww UwU women, or, ^.^ mowe OwO twuwy, -^.^ Woman >w< it OwO pwetty >w< sewf- x3 into :3 a UwU waggish uWu couwage; -Weady uWu in ;;w;; gibes, :3 quick-answew'd, ^.^ saucy, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; As quarrelous >_< as x3 the weasew. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must -:3 Fowget :3 that ^.^ wawest treasure of x3 youw OwO cheek, -ÚwÚ Exposing OwO it- but, >_< O, x3 the harder :33 heawt! -xDD Awack, nyo wemedy!- to x3 the gweedy :33 touch -Of ^w^ common-kissing Titan, ÚwÚ and x3 fowget -uWu Youw laboursome ÚwÚ and UwU dainty trims wherein ->_> You UwU made great >_> Junyo >w< angwy. -UwU IMOGEN. Nyay, be bwief; -UwU I >_> see x3 into >w< thy ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am almost -^-^ A x3 man >_< awweady. -PISANIO. ^.^ Fiwst, >_< make >_> youwsewf >_> but ^.^ wike onye. -Fore-thinking uWu this, UwU I uWu have xDD awweady x3 fit- -'Tis uWu in x3 my cloak-bag- ÚwÚ doubwet, hat, OwO hose, aww -:33 That answew to OwO them. Wouwd UwU you, uWu in uWu theiw serving, -xDD And with >_> what :33 imitation xDD you ^.^ can :3 bowwow -Fwom :33 youth of xDD such :3 a >w< season, fore x3 nyobwe ^.^ Wucius -^w^ Pwesent yourself, ^.^ desiwe :33 his sewvice, tell ^.^ him -^-^ Whewein ÚwÚ you'we >_< happy- which xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him ^.^ knyow -;;w;; If :3 that :33 his >_> head uWu have ear uWu in >_> music; ^-^ doubtwess -With joy ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< embwace uWu you; fow uWu he's >_> honyouwabwe, -^.^ And, UwU doubwing :3 that, UwU most howy. uWu Youw means >w< abwoad- ->_> You uWu have uWu me, wich; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew fail ->_< Beginnying nor suppwyment. -UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ Thou awt aww x3 the uWu comfowt -uWu The gods xDD wiww >_> diet ;;w;; me with. UwU Pwithee away! ->_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe to be considew'd; >_> but we'll even -All :3 that ÚwÚ good time xDD wiww UwU give >_> us. This x3 attempt -UwU I ^w^ am soldier ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww abide >w< it with -^-^ A UwU pwince's courage. :33 Away, UwU I UwU pwithee. -PISANIO. xDD Weww, UwU madam, ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO take :3 a showt farewell, -Lest, ^.^ being ^-^ miss'd, UwU I be >w< suspected of -uWu Youw xDD cawwiage from x3 the >_< couwt. OwO My x3 nyobwe ^-^ mistwess, -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a x3 box; UwU I xDD had >w< it from x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -x3 What's OwO in't >_> is pwecious. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe >w< sick uWu at sea -:33 Ow stomach-qualm'd uWu at land, :3 a UwU dwam of ÚwÚ this -Will UwU dwive OwO away distempew. ;;w;; To x3 some shade, -xDD And ;;w;; fit xDD you to x3 youw >w< manhood. ^-^ May x3 the gods -OwO Diwect xDD you to x3 the ^w^ best! -UwU IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Amen. UwU I >_> thank thee. Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew CYMBELINE, xDD QUEEN, >w< CWOTEN, LUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS - -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Thus >_< faw; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. -WUCIUS. >_< Thanks, royal sir. -OwO My empewow hath ^w^ wwote; UwU I ^w^ must from hence, -xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight sowwy :3 that UwU I ^w^ must wepowt OwO ye -OwO My xDD mastew's enemy. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Our xDD subjects, ^w^ siw, -Will nyot OwO enduwe :33 his >w< yoke; ÚwÚ and fow :3 ouwsewf -;;w;; To x3 show less UwU suvweignty than >w< they, ^w^ must >_< nyeeds -Appear :3 unkingwike. -WUCIUS. So, sir. UwU I ^.^ desiwe of xDD you -^-^ A ÚwÚ conduct ÚwÚ uvwwand to Miwfowd Haven. -uWu Madam, aww joy befaww x3 youw >_> Gwace, ÚwÚ and you! -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO My wowds, xDD you OwO awe uWu appointed fow :3 that office; -uWu The >_< due of honour uWu in nyo :33 point ^.^ omit. -^w^ So farewell, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Wucius. -WUCIUS. uWu Youw uWu hand, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD CWOTEN. Receive >w< it friendly; >_> but from ÚwÚ this time fowth -UwU I ^-^ weaw >w< it >_< as x3 youw enemy. -WUCIUS. UwU Siw, x3 the event -Is yet to xDD nyame x3 the winner. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Weave nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, -Tiww ^.^ he uWu have cwoss'd x3 the Severn. OwO Happinyess! -Exeunt :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS -QUEEN. >w< He xDD goes >w< hence :3 fwownying; >_> but >w< it honyouws >_> us -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have UwU given ^.^ him OwO cause. -xDD CWOTEN. 'Tis aww x3 the uWu bettew; -uWu Youw uWu vawiant ^.^ Bwitons uWu have uWu theiw wishes uWu in :3 it. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Wucius hath wwote xDD awweady to x3 the >_> Empewow -How >w< it xDD goes hewe. ^.^ It ^w^ fits >_> us >_< thewefowe wipewy -Our chariots ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^.^ howsemen be uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. -uWu The pow'rs :3 that ^.^ he xDD awweady hath uWu in Gawwia -Will >w< soon be drawn to head, from >_> whence ^.^ he moves -ÚwÚ His >w< waw fow ;;w;; Bwitain. -QUEEN. 'Tis nyot UwU sweepy business, -OwO But ^w^ must be >_> wook'd to :33 speediwy ÚwÚ and stwongwy. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Our expectation :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd be OwO thus ->_< Hath UwU made >_> us :33 fowwawd. But, x3 my ^-^ gentwe queen, -Whewe >_> is UwU ouw daughter? :33 She hath nyot appear'd -^.^ Befowe x3 the Woman, nor to >_> us hath tendew'd -uWu The >_> duty of x3 the x3 day. :33 She :33 wooks >_> us ^.^ wike -^-^ A ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe UwU made of malice than of duty; -We uWu have noted :3 it. ;;w;; Caww her >w< befowe us, fow -We uWu have :33 been ^w^ too :3 swight uWu in sufferance. uWu Exit :3 a MESSENGEW -QUEEN. >_> Woyaw ^w^ siw, -Since x3 the exiwe of >_> Posthumus, UwU most >_> wetiw'd ->_< Hath her >w< wife xDD been; x3 the >w< cuwe UwU wheweof, x3 my uWu wowd, -'Tis time ^w^ must xDD do. Beseech x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -OwO Fowbeaw ^-^ shawp uWu speeches to >w< hew; ^w^ she's :3 a uWu wady -^w^ So xDD tendew of UwU webukes :3 that wowds OwO awe ;;w;; stwokes, -xDD And strokes :33 death to her. - -^.^ We-entew MESSENGEW - -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Whewe >_> is uWu she, UwU siw? How -UwU Can her x3 contempt be x3 answew'd? -x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, -:3 Hew ^.^ chambews OwO awe aww lock'd, ÚwÚ and there's nyo answew -:33 That xDD wiww be UwU given to x3 th' ÚwÚ woud of noise ^.^ we >_> make. -QUEEN. OwO My uWu wowd, when >w< wast UwU I OwO went to x3 visit hew, -:33 She pray'd ;;w;; me to UwU excuse her ^w^ keeping close; -:33 Wheweto constwain'd ^.^ by her infirmity -:33 She >_> shouwd :3 that >_> duty OwO weave unpaid to xDD you ->_< Which x3 daiwy ^.^ she UwU was bound to proffer. This -:33 She >w< wish'd ;;w;; me to >_< make x3 knyown; >_> but UwU ouw great court -Made ;;w;; me to uWu bwame uWu in memory. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :3 Hew x3 doows wock'd? -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 seen of uWu wate? >_> Gwant, >w< heavens, :3 that which UwU I feaw -^-^ Pwuv fawse! uWu Exit -QUEEN. UwU Son, UwU I say, ;;w;; fowwow x3 the ;;w;; King. -xDD CWOTEN. :33 That x3 man of ÚwÚ hews, Pisanio, her ;;w;; owd uWu sewvant, -UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen these >w< two days. -QUEEN. ^w^ Go, wook >w< aftew. uWu Exit CLOTEN -Pisanio, xDD thou :3 that OwO stand'st UwU so fow Posthumus! ->w< He hath :3 a drug of ^w^ minye. UwU I pray :33 his >w< absence -ÚwÚ Pwoceed ^.^ by swallowing :33 that; fow ^.^ he ^-^ bewieves -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing UwU most pwecious. OwO But fow hew, -Whewe >_> is ^.^ she gone? Haply despair hath :3 seiz'd >w< hew; -:3 Ow, wing'd with fervour of her xDD wuv, ^w^ she's fwown -;;w;; To her desir'd ^-^ Posthumus. Gonye ^.^ she >_> is -;;w;; To :33 death ow to :3 dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< end -UwU Can >_< make ÚwÚ good use of either. :33 She ^.^ being ;;w;; down, -UwU I uWu have x3 the ^.^ pwacing of x3 the British crown. - -^.^ We-entew CLOTEN - -How now, x3 my uWu son? -xDD CWOTEN. 'Tis xDD cewtain ^.^ she >_> is OwO fwed. -Go uWu in ÚwÚ and cheer x3 the ;;w;; King. >w< He wages; >_< nyonye -Dare come about ^.^ him. -QUEEN. All x3 the ^-^ bettew. ^-^ May -This >w< nyight uWu fowestaww ^.^ him of x3 the xDD coming ^.^ day! uWu Exit -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate >w< hew; fow ^w^ she's >w< faiw ÚwÚ and royal, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ she hath aww courtly parts ^.^ mowe exquisite -Than UwU wady, x3 wadies, uWu woman. Fwom every one -uWu The best ^.^ she :33 hath, ÚwÚ and uWu she, of aww >w< compounded, -Outsells them all. UwU I wuv her thewefowe; >_> but -ÚwÚ Disdainying ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and thwowing ;;w;; favouws on -uWu The wow >_< Posthumus UwU swandews UwU so her ^w^ judgment -:33 That UwU what's >_> ewse OwO wawe >_> is OwO chok'd; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that :33 point -UwU I xDD wiww OwO concwude to ^-^ hate hew, x3 nyay, :33 indeed, -;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd ;;w;; upon her. For when foows -Shaww- - -Entew :3 PISANyIO - -Who >_> is hewe? What, OwO awe xDD you UwU packing, ÚwÚ siwwah? -:3 Come hithew. xDD Ah, xDD you >_< pwecious ;;w;; pandew! uWu Viwwain, -Whewe >_> is >w< thy x3 wady? ^w^ In :3 a word, ow >_> ewse -^.^ Thou awt ^w^ stwaightway with x3 the :33 fiends. -PISANIO. x3 O ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wowd! -xDD CWOTEN. Whewe >_> is >w< thy x3 wady? or, ^.^ by Jupitew- -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ ask ;;w;; again. :33 Cwose villain, -I'll uWu have ÚwÚ this secret from >w< thy uWu heawt, ow >_< wip -x3 Thy >_< heawt to find :3 it. Is ^.^ she with OwO Posthumus? -Fwom x3 whose UwU so UwU many ^w^ weights of baseness ;;w;; cannyot -^-^ A UwU dwam of ^.^ wowth be UwU dwawn. -PISANIO. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, -How ^.^ can ^.^ she be with him? x3 When UwU was ^.^ she miss'd? ->w< He >_> is uWu in xDD Wome. -xDD CWOTEN. Whewe >_> is uWu she, UwU siw? :3 Come >_> nyeawew. -No ^-^ fawthew >w< hawting! Satisfy ;;w;; me ^.^ home ->_> What >_> is :33 become of her. -PISANIO. x3 O x3 my aww-wowthy ^.^ wowd! -xDD CWOTEN. ^-^ Aww-wowthy :33 viwwain! -Discover :3 whewe >w< thy mistwess >_> is uWu at ^w^ once, -At x3 the :3 nyext OwO wowd. No ^.^ mowe of ^-^ 'wowthy lord'! -ÚwÚ Speak, ow >w< thy :3 siwence on x3 the x3 instant >_> is -x3 Thy condemnyation ÚwÚ and >w< thy death. -PISANIO. Then, ^w^ siw, -This paper >_> is x3 the :33 histowy of x3 my >_< knyowwedge -:3 Touching her fwight. x3 [Pwesenting :3 a >_> wettew] -xDD CWOTEN. :3 Wet's ;;w;; see't. UwU I xDD wiww pursue her -Even to ;;w;; Augustus' thwonye. -PISANIO. :3 [Aside] :33 Ow ÚwÚ this ow x3 pewish. ->_> She's uWu faw >_< enyough; ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ he learns ^.^ by ÚwÚ this -^-^ May ^-^ pwuv :33 his twavew, nyot her danger. -xDD CWOTEN. >_> Humh! -PISANIO. :3 [Aside] I'll >w< wwite to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^w^ she's uWu dead. x3 O x3 Imogen, -^.^ Safe uWu mayst xDD thou wander, >_< safe ^-^ wetuwn x3 again! -xDD CWOTEN. Siwwah, >_> is ÚwÚ this >_> wettew twue? -PISANIO. UwU Siw, >_< as UwU I UwU think. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ Posthumus' xDD hand; UwU I uWu knyow't. Siwwah, >_> if xDD thou wouldst -nyot be :3 a villain, >_> but UwU do ;;w;; me true sewvice, ^w^ undewgo UwU those -x3 empwoyments wherein UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have cause to use uWu thee with :3 a -sewious ^-^ industwy- :3 that ;;w;; is, >_> what xDD viwwainy soe'ew UwU I bid uWu thee UwU do, to -x3 pewfowm >w< it xDD diwectwy ÚwÚ and >_< twuwy- UwU I ^.^ wouwd think uWu thee >w< an xDD honyest xDD man; -xDD thou shouwdst :3 nyeithew ^.^ want x3 my means fow >w< thy relief nor x3 my uWu voice -fow >w< thy preferment. -PISANIO. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou serve me? For xDD since x3 patientwy ÚwÚ and >_< constantwy xDD thou -x3 hast ^.^ stuck to x3 the OwO bawe :3 fowtunye of :3 that beggar >_> Posthumus, xDD thou -;;w;; canst >_> nyot, uWu in x3 the course of ^w^ gwatitude, >_> but be :3 a ^w^ diwigent follower -of ^w^ minye. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou serve me? -PISANIO. UwU Siw, UwU I :33 wiww. -xDD CWOTEN. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; hewe's x3 my purse. Hast xDD any of >w< thy wate -xDD mastew's xDD gawments uWu in >w< thy possession? -PISANIO. UwU I have, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu at x3 my :33 wodging, x3 the same >_> suit ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe when -^.^ he >_> took OwO weave of x3 my uWu wady ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess. -xDD CWOTEN. uWu The xDD fiwst OwO sewvice xDD thou dost uWu me, :3 fetch :3 that >_> suit hithew. Let ->w< it be >w< thy xDD fiwst ^w^ sewvice; ÚwÚ go. -PISANIO. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit -xDD CWOTEN. ^w^ Meet uWu thee uWu at Miwfowd Haven! UwU I fowgot to ^w^ ask ^.^ him one >_> thing; -I'll ^.^ wemembew't x3 anyon. Even thewe, xDD thou viwwain >_> Posthumus, xDD wiww UwU I -OwO kiww thee. UwU I ^.^ wouwd these xDD gawments :3 wewe x3 come. :33 She uWu said ;;w;; upon :3 a -ÚwÚ time- x3 the uWu bittewnyess of >w< it UwU I nyow :3 bewch from x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- :3 that ^.^ she -hewd x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ gawment of >_< Posthumus uWu in ^.^ mowe wespect than x3 my x3 nyobwe -ÚwÚ and natural pewson, togethew with x3 the adownment of x3 my qualities. -With :3 that >_> suit ;;w;; upon x3 my back xDD wiww UwU I ravish >w< hew; xDD fiwst OwO kiww :3 him, -ÚwÚ and uWu in her :3 eyes. >_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ she >_> see x3 my uWu vawouw, which xDD wiww xDD then -be :3 a x3 towment to her ^w^ contempt. >w< He on x3 the ground, x3 my ÚwÚ speech of -x3 insuwtment >_< ended on :33 his >_< dead ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and when x3 my lust hath dinyed- -^w^ which, >_< as UwU I say, to ^-^ vex her UwU I xDD wiww :33 execute uWu in x3 the x3 cwothes :3 that -^.^ she UwU so :3 pwais'd- to x3 the court I'll :3 knyock her back, :33 foot her ^.^ home -;;w;; again. :33 She hath :33 despis'd ;;w;; me rejoicingly, ÚwÚ and I'll be ^.^ mewwy uWu in x3 my -revenge. - -^.^ We-entew OwO PISANyIO, with x3 the x3 cwothes - -^w^ Be UwU those x3 the garments? -PISANIO. Ay, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. -xDD CWOTEN. How ^-^ wong :3 is't xDD since ^.^ she OwO went to Miwfowd Haven? -PISANIO. :33 She ^.^ can scawce be there >_> yet. -xDD CWOTEN. Bring ÚwÚ this apparel to x3 my ;;w;; chambew; :3 that >_> is x3 the second ^.^ thing -:3 that UwU I uWu have :3 commanded thee. uWu The thiwd >_> is :3 that xDD thou wiwt be :3 a -;;w;; vowuntawy >w< mute to x3 my design. ^w^ Be >_> but duteous ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, pwefewment -UwU shaww xDD tendew itsewf to thee. OwO My xDD wevenge >_> is nyow uWu at uWu Miwfowd, ^.^ wouwd -UwU I xDD had x3 wings to ;;w;; fowwow :3 it! ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and be true. uWu Exit -PISANIO. ^.^ Thou ^w^ bid'st ;;w;; me to x3 my loss; fow true to uWu thee -^.^ Wewe to ^-^ pwuv :3 fawse, which UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew be, -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that >_> is UwU most true. ;;w;; To Miwfowd x3 go, -xDD And find nyot her ÚwÚ whom xDD thou pursuest. Flow, >_< fwow, ->_> You ^-^ heavenwy uWu bwessings, on >_> hew! This ;;w;; foow's ^w^ speed -^w^ Be cwoss'd with swownyess! Labour be :33 his meed! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -Wales. ^.^ Befowe x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS - -Entew UwU IMOGEN ^-^ awonye, uWu in boy's x3 cwothes - -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> see :3 a :33 man's >w< wife >_> is :3 a tedious onye. -UwU I uWu have ^.^ tiw'd myself, ÚwÚ and fow >w< two :33 nyights togethew -:3 Have UwU made x3 the x3 gwound x3 my :3 bed. UwU I >_> shouwd be >w< sick -OwO But :3 that x3 my uWu wesowution helps x3 me. uWu Miwfowd, -x3 When from x3 the mountain-top OwO Pisanyio ^w^ show'd ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Thou >w< wast within :3 a ^w^ ken. x3 O >_> Juv! UwU I think -;;w;; Foundations fwy x3 the x3 wwetched; xDD such, UwU I mean, -Whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd be ^.^ wewiev'd. Two x3 beggaws told ;;w;; me -UwU I couwd nyot ;;w;; miss x3 my >_> way. Will poor folks wie, -:33 That uWu have xDD affwictions on ÚwÚ them, x3 knyowing UwU 'tis -^-^ A UwU punyishment ow twiaw? Yes; nyo OwO wondew, -x3 When rich ^-^ onyes scawce tell true. ;;w;; To ^.^ wapse uWu in fulness -Is sorer than to >_< wie fow need; ÚwÚ and UwU fawsehood -Is xDD wowse uWu in >w< kings than beggaws. OwO My uWu deaw ^.^ wowd! -^.^ Thou awt one ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU fawse ÚwÚ onyes. Now UwU I think on uWu thee -OwO My >_< hungew's xDD gonye; >_> but even x3 befowe, UwU I UwU was -At :33 point to sink fow x3 food. OwO But >_> what >_> is :3 this? -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a path x3 to't; UwU 'tis x3 some x3 savage hold. -UwU I :3 wewe best nyot call; UwU I dawe nyot :33 caww. ÚwÚ Yet faminye, -Ere x3 cwean >w< it >_> o'ewthwow nyatuwe, x3 makes >w< it ^w^ vawiant. ->_< Pwenty ÚwÚ and uWu peace breeds :3 cowawds; ^.^ hawdnyess OwO evew -Of >w< hawdinyess >_> is x3 mothew. Ho! OwO who's hewe? -;;w;; If ;;w;; anything ^w^ that's x3 civiw, speak; >_> if uWu savage, -^.^ Take ow ^w^ wend. Ho! No answer? UwU Then I'll enter. -UwU Best dwaw x3 my ^-^ swowd; ÚwÚ and >_> if >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy -OwO But feaw x3 the uWu swowd, ^.^ wike uWu me, he'ww uWu scawcewy wook ^.^ on't. ->w< Such :3 a x3 foe, ÚwÚ good OwO heavens! uWu Exit x3 into x3 the cave - -Entew xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS - -BELARIUS. >_< You, Polydore, uWu have ^.^ pwov'd best :3 woodman ÚwÚ and -^w^ Awe >_< mastew of x3 the x3 feast. >w< Cadwaw ÚwÚ and UwU I -Will :33 pway x3 the cook ÚwÚ and sewvant; UwU 'tis UwU ouw match. -uWu The UwU sweat of industry ^.^ wouwd xDD dwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ die -OwO But fow x3 the >w< end >w< it wowks ;;w;; to. ^.^ Come, UwU ouw ^w^ stomachs -Will >_< make UwU what's homewy ^-^ savouwy; weariness -UwU Can snore ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD fwint, when >_< westy sloth -Finds x3 the down pillow hard. >_> Nyow, uWu peace be UwU hewe, -OwO Poow house, :3 that :3 keep'st OwO thysewf! -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am thowoughwy weawy. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU I ^w^ am xDD weak with :33 toiw, yet >w< stwong uWu in ÚwÚ appetite. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is UwU cowd :3 meat :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ cave; we'll bwowse on :3 that -Whilst >_> what ^.^ we uWu have kill'd be cook'd. -BELARIUS. ;;w;; [Wooking x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ cave] Stay, come nyot ^.^ in. -OwO But :3 that >w< it ^w^ eats UwU ouw victuaws, UwU I >_> shouwd think -:3 Hewe :3 wewe :3 a OwO faiwy. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, UwU siw? -BEWAWIUS.. ^-^ By Jupiter, >w< an uWu angew! or, >_> if >_> nyot, -^-^ An ÚwÚ eawthwy pawagon! ÚwÚ Behowd UwU divinyenyess -No :33 ewdew than :3 a ^.^ boy! - -^.^ We-entew UwU IMOGEN - -UwU IMOGEN. ^-^ Good mastews, x3 hawm ;;w;; me not. -^.^ Befowe UwU I entew'd OwO hewe UwU I ;;w;; caww'd, ÚwÚ and xDD thought -;;w;; To uWu have begg'd ow xDD bought >_> what UwU I uWu have UwU took. ^-^ Good troth, -UwU I uWu have :3 stow'n nought; nor ^.^ wouwd nyot ^w^ though UwU I xDD had >_> found -^-^ Gowd UwU stwew'd :33 i' x3 th' :3 fwoow. >_> Hewe's monyey fow x3 my ^w^ meat. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have left >w< it on x3 the board, UwU so >w< soon -;;w;; As UwU I xDD had UwU made x3 my :3 meaw, ÚwÚ and pawted -With :33 pway'ws fow x3 the pwovidew. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ÚwÚ Monyey, >_> youth? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. All gowd ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew rather turn to diwt, -;;w;; As UwU 'tis nyo xDD bettew uWu weckon'd >_> but of UwU those -Who :33 wowship dirty gods. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ you'we >w< angwy. -Knyow, >_> if xDD you OwO kiww ;;w;; me fow x3 my ^w^ fauwt, UwU I >_> shouwd -:3 Have >w< died xDD had UwU I nyot UwU made :3 it. -BELARIUS. x3 Whithew ;;w;; bound? -UwU IMOGEN. ;;w;; To Miwfowd Haven. -BELARIUS. x3 What's x3 youw :3 nyame? -UwU IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. UwU I uWu have :3 a kinsman who -Is bound fow >w< Itawy; ^.^ he embawk'd uWu at OwO Miwfowd; -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ being ^-^ going, almost xDD spent with hungew, -UwU I ^w^ am fall'n uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO offence. -BELARIUS. Prithee, >w< faiw youth, -^w^ Think >_> us nyo ;;w;; chuwws, nor UwU measuwe UwU ouw ÚwÚ good minds -^-^ By ÚwÚ this wude :33 pwace ^.^ we ^w^ wive ^.^ in. Weww encountew'd! -'Tis almost ^w^ nyight; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have xDD bettew cheer -Ere xDD you depart, ÚwÚ and thanks to xDD stay ÚwÚ and eat :3 it. -:3 Boys, bid ^.^ him x3 wewcome. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^.^ Wewe xDD you :3 a ^w^ woman, youth, -UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ woo x3 hawd >_> but be x3 youw groom. ^w^ In honesty -UwU I bid fow xDD you >_< as ;;w;; I'd uWu buy. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. I'll ;;w;; make't x3 my uWu comfowt ->w< He >_> is :3 a man. I'll wuv ^.^ him >_< as x3 my bwothew; -xDD And xDD such :3 a wewcome >_< as ;;w;; I'd UwU give to ^.^ him ->w< Aftew ^-^ wong >_> absence, xDD such >_> is x3 youws. :3 Most welcome! -^w^ Be spwightwy, fow xDD you faww ^w^ 'mongst fwiends. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 'Mongst OwO fwiends, -;;w;; If brothers. :3 [Aside] Wouwd >w< it xDD had :33 been UwU so :3 that ;;w;; they -xDD Had :33 been x3 my father's sons! UwU Then xDD had x3 my >w< pwize -:33 Been UwU wess, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ mowe equal >_< bawwasting -;;w;; To ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Posthumus. -BELARIUS. >w< He ÚwÚ wwings uWu at x3 some ÚwÚ distwess. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Wouwd UwU I couwd fwee't! -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. :33 Ow I, whate'er >w< it be, ->_> What :33 pain >w< it >w< cost, >_> what OwO dangew! UwU Gods! -BELARIUS. :3 [Whispewing] Hawk, ;;w;; boys. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 [Aside] UwU Gweat men, -:33 That xDD had :3 a court nyo ;;w;; biggew than ÚwÚ this >_< cave, -:33 That uWu did >_< attend ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the viwtue ->_< Which uWu theiw UwU own >_> conscience OwO seaw'd ÚwÚ them, >w< waying ^.^ by -:33 That nothing-gift of :33 diffewing xDD muwtitudes, -Could nyot ^-^ out-peew these >_< twain. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ gods! -;;w;; I'd change x3 my sex to be >_< companyion with ÚwÚ them, -Since ^.^ Weonyatus' >w< fawse. -BELARIUS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :3 so. -:3 Boys, we'll OwO go :3 dwess UwU ouw UwU hunt. Faiw youth, come ^.^ in. -Discouwse >_> is >_< heavy, ^w^ fasting; when ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; supp'd, -^-^ We'ww >w< mannyewwy ;;w;; demand uWu thee of >w< thy story, -^w^ So uWu faw >_< as xDD thou wiwt speak :3 it. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> Pway dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu The >w< nyight to x3 th' owl ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mown to x3 th' lark less x3 wewcome. -UwU IMOGEN. >_< Thanks, sir. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU I pray dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew >w< two WOMAN x3 SENyATOWS ÚwÚ and ^w^ TWIBUNyES - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of x3 the uWu Empewow's :3 wwit: -:33 That xDD since x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; men OwO awe nyow uWu in uWu action -^w^ 'Gainst x3 the Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians, -xDD And :3 that x3 the legions nyow uWu in Gawwia OwO awe -Full xDD weak to undewtake UwU ouw UwU waws OwO against -uWu The >_> faww'n-off xDD Bwitons, :3 that ^.^ we UwU do incite -uWu The ÚwÚ gentwy to ÚwÚ this business. >w< He ^w^ cweates -^.^ Wucius *cries* pwoconsuw; ÚwÚ and to UwU you, x3 the :33 twibunyes, -For ÚwÚ this x3 immediate ÚwÚ wevy, ^.^ he ;;w;; commands -ÚwÚ His ^w^ absowute xDD commission. OwO Wong ^w^ wive :3 Caesaw! -x3 TWIBUNyE. Is ^.^ Wucius general of x3 the fowces? -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu Ay. -x3 TWIBUNyE. xDD Wemainying nyow uWu in Gawwia? -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. With UwU those legions ->_< Which UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke :33 of, xDD wheweunto x3 youw wevy -:3 Must be ^-^ suppwyant. uWu The wowds of x3 youw OwO commission -Will :33 tie xDD you to x3 the xDD nyumbews ÚwÚ and x3 the time -Of uWu theiw dispatch. -x3 TWIBUNyE. We xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge UwU ouw duty. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Wales. Near x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS - -Entew CLOTEN awonye - -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ^w^ am nyeaw to x3 th' :33 pwace :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^w^ meet, >_> if OwO Pisanyio -uWu have :3 mapp'd >w< it UwU twuwy. How ;;w;; fit :33 his xDD gawments serve me! Why >_> shouwd -:33 his ^-^ mistwess, who UwU was UwU made ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 that UwU made x3 the :33 taiwow, nyot be -;;w;; fit xDD too? uWu The rather- OwO saving ^w^ wevewence of x3 the word- fow UwU 'tis uWu said -:3 a xDD woman's ^.^ fitnyess x3 comes ^.^ by :33 fits. OwO Thewein UwU I ^w^ must :33 pway x3 the workman. -UwU I dawe speak >w< it to myself, fow >w< it >_> is nyot ^w^ vain-gwowy fow :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ and -:33 his gwass to confew uWu in :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ chambew- UwU I mean, x3 the lines of x3 my ->w< body OwO awe >_< as weww drawn >_< as ^w^ his; nyo less >_> young, ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, nyot ->_< benyeath ^.^ him uWu in fortunes, ^w^ beyond ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^w^ advantage of x3 the time, -:33 abuv ^.^ him uWu in birth, :33 awike :3 convewsant uWu in general ;;w;; sewvices, ÚwÚ and -^.^ mowe ^w^ wemawkabwe uWu in :3 singwe ^.^ oppositions. ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this xDD impewceivewant -^.^ thing loves ^.^ him uWu in x3 my >w< despite. >_> What OwO mowtawity x3 is! >_> Posthumus, >w< thy -head, which nyow >_> is >_< gwowing ;;w;; upon >w< thy shoulders, UwU shaww within ÚwÚ this ->_> houw be :33 off; >w< thy mistwess enforced; >w< thy xDD gawments :3 cut to uWu pieces ->w< befowe her face; ÚwÚ and aww ÚwÚ this :33 donye, :33 spuwn her ^.^ home to her ÚwÚ fathew, -who may, hapwy, be :3 a xDD wittwe angry fow x3 my UwU so OwO wough >_> usage; >_> but x3 my -:33 mothew, xDD having powew of :33 his testinyess, UwU shaww turn aww x3 into x3 my -OwO commendations. OwO My UwU howse >_> is tied x3 up ^w^ safe. Out, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and to :3 a -^w^ sowe puwpose! ÚwÚ Fowtunye, put them x3 into x3 my >w< hand. This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy -description of uWu theiw meeting-place; ÚwÚ and x3 the fewwow x3 dawes nyot ->w< deceive x3 me. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Wales. ^.^ Befowe x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS - -OwO Entew, from x3 the >_< cave, xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, :3 AWVIWAGUS, ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN - -BELARIUS. :33 [To xDD IMOGEN] >_> You OwO awe nyot well. Remain OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ^-^ cave; -^-^ We'ww come to xDD you ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ hunting. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. :33 [To xDD IMOGEN] UwU Bwothew, xDD stay hewe. -^w^ Awe ^.^ we nyot bwothews? -UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ So x3 man ÚwÚ and x3 man >_> shouwd be; -OwO But clay ÚwÚ and clay OwO diffews uWu in UwU dignyity, ->_< Whose x3 dust >_> is both alike. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy ;;w;; sick. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Go xDD you to >_< hunting; I'll abide with ^.^ him. -UwU IMOGEN. ^w^ So >w< sick UwU I ^w^ am >_> nyot, yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot well; -OwO But nyot UwU so ^-^ citizen :3 a >_< wanton >_< as -;;w;; To xDD seem to ^-^ die ere ;;w;; sick. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, OwO weave OwO me; -^-^ Stick to x3 youw UwU jouwnyaw course. uWu The ^w^ bweach of ;;w;; custom -Is ^w^ bweach of all. UwU I ^w^ am UwU iww, >_> but x3 youw ^.^ being ^.^ by ;;w;; me -UwU Cannyot ;;w;; amend OwO me; >w< society >_> is nyo uWu comfowt -;;w;; To one nyot sociable. UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD vewy :33 sick, -Since UwU I ^.^ can reason of :3 it. >_> Pway xDD you :33 twust ;;w;; me hewe. -I'll rob >_< nyonye >_> but >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me >_> die, -Steawing UwU so poowwy. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee; UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke :3 it. -How much x3 the :33 quantity, x3 the >_> weight >_< as much -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do wuv x3 my :33 fathew. -BELARIUS. What? ÚwÚ how? ÚwÚ how? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be x3 sin to >_> say >_> so, ^w^ siw, UwU I x3 yoke ;;w;; me -^w^ In x3 my ÚwÚ good brother's ^-^ fauwt. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why -UwU I wuv ÚwÚ this youth, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >_> say ->w< Wuv's OwO weason's ^-^ without reason. uWu The bier uWu at door, -xDD And :3 a ;;w;; demand who :3 is't UwU shaww >_> die, ;;w;; I'd >_> say ->w< 'My ÚwÚ fathew, nyot ÚwÚ this >w< youth.' -BELARIUS. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 nyobwe strain! -x3 O wowthinyess of nyatuwe! breed of greatness! -Cowards >w< fathew ^w^ cowawds ÚwÚ and UwU base ^.^ things >w< siwe ^-^ base. -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath ^w^ meaw ÚwÚ and bran, x3 contempt ÚwÚ and grace. ->w< I'm nyot uWu theiw father; yet who ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be -^-^ Doth :33 miwacwe itself, :3 wov'd >w< befowe OwO me.- -'Tis x3 the :3 nyinth >_> houw ^.^ o' x3 th' mown. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU Bwothew, farewell. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ÚwÚ wish OwO ye ;;w;; spowt. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu Youw ^-^ heawth. :33 [To >_> BEWAWIUS] ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, sir. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; These OwO awe uWu kind >w< cweatuwes. ^-^ Gods, >_> what wies UwU I uWu have -heard! -Our courtiers >_> say aww's x3 savage >_> but uWu at >_< couwt. ->w< Expewience, >_< O, xDD thou ^-^ dispwov'st >_> wepowt! -xDD Th' >_> impewious seas breed ^-^ monstews; fow x3 the :33 dish, -OwO Poow :3 twibutawy rivers >_< as x3 sweet OwO fish. -UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick stiww; UwU heawt-sick. Pisanio, -I'll nyow >_> taste of >w< thy :33 dwug. >_> [Swawwows xDD some] -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I couwd nyot stir ^.^ him. ->w< He uWu said ^.^ he UwU was gentwe, >_> but ^w^ unfowtunyate; ->_< Dishonyestwy afflicted, >_> but yet honest. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ Thus uWu did ^.^ he answew OwO me; yet uWu said heweaftew -UwU I ^w^ might ^.^ knyow more. -BELARIUS. ;;w;; To x3 th' >_> fiewd, to x3 th' field! -^-^ We'ww OwO weave xDD you fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. Go uWu in ÚwÚ and rest. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ We'ww nyot be ^-^ wong xDD away. -BELARIUS. >_> Pway be nyot :33 sick, -For xDD you ^w^ must be UwU ouw :3 huswife. -UwU IMOGEN. xDD Weww, ow UwU iww, -UwU I ^w^ am bound to OwO you. -BELARIUS. xDD And shalt be ever. uWu Exit UwU IMOGEN x3 into x3 the cave -This youth, howe'er >_< distwess'd, >_> appeaws ^.^ he hath xDD had -^-^ Good ÚwÚ ancestows. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. How ^.^ angew-wike ^.^ he ;;w;; sings! -:3 GUIDEWIUS. OwO But :33 his neat x3 cookewy! >w< He :3 cut UwU ouw ^-^ woots uWu in characters, -xDD And :33 sauc'd UwU ouw >_< bwoths >_< as >_> Junyo xDD had :33 been :33 sick, -xDD And ^.^ he her :33 dietew. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Nyobwy ^.^ he x3 yokes -^-^ A x3 smiwing with :3 a uWu sigh, >_< as >_> if x3 the x3 sigh -Was :3 that >w< it UwU was fow nyot ^.^ being xDD such :3 a smile; -uWu The ;;w;; smiwe ^w^ mocking x3 the x3 sigh :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd fwy -Fwom UwU so divine :3 a OwO tempwe to x3 commix -With >_< winds :3 that saiwows waiw at. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I UwU do ^-^ nyote -:33 That grief ÚwÚ and patience, rooted uWu in ^.^ him xDD both, -^-^ Mingwe uWu theiw :33 spuws together. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. OwO Gwow UwU patience! -xDD And wet x3 the >w< stinking ^.^ ewdew, gwief, ^w^ untwinye -ÚwÚ His pewishing ^.^ woot with x3 the increasing vinye! -BELARIUS. ^.^ It >_> is great xDD mownying. ^.^ Come, away! Who's OwO thewe? - -Entew CLOTEN - -xDD CWOTEN. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot find UwU those wunyagates; :3 that viwwain ->_< Hath mock'd x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ faint. -BELARIUS. >w< Those ^.^ wunyagates? ->_> Means ^.^ he nyot us? UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow him; UwU 'tis -^w^ Cwoten, x3 the >_< son ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I feaw x3 some :33 ambush. -UwU I saw ^.^ him nyot these UwU many years, ÚwÚ and yet -UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis he. We OwO awe hewd >_< as >_< outwaws. :33 Hence! -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< He >_> is >_> but onye; xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ seawch ->_> What ÚwÚ companyies OwO awe ÚwÚ nyeaw. >_> Pway xDD you :3 away; -Let ;;w;; me awonye with ^.^ him. Exeunt ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS -xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; Soft! >_> What OwO awe xDD you -:33 That fwy ;;w;; me >_< thus? ;;w;; Some viwwain >_< mountainyeews? -UwU I uWu have heard of xDD such. >_> What ;;w;; swave awt thou? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ A ^.^ thing -uWu Mowe :33 swavish uWu did UwU I ^w^ nye'ew than answewing ->_> 'A swave' ^-^ without :3 a ^-^ knyock. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a robber, -^-^ A waw-bweakew, :3 a villain. ;;w;; Yiewd ÚwÚ thee, >w< thief. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ;;w;; To >_> who? ;;w;; To thee? >_> What awt thou? :3 Have nyot UwU I -^-^ An awm >_< as big >_< as xDD thinye, :3 a >_< heawt >_< as >w< big? -x3 Thy wowds, UwU I grant, OwO awe ^w^ biggew, fow UwU I ^-^ weaw nyot -OwO My ÚwÚ daggew uWu in x3 my xDD mouth. x3 Say >_> what xDD thou awt; -Why UwU I >_> shouwd yield to thee. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou viwwain base, -Knyow'st ;;w;; me nyot ^.^ by x3 my uWu cwothes? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. :3 Nyo, nor >w< thy :33 taiwow, ^.^ wascaw, -Who >_> is >w< thy gwandfathew; ^.^ he UwU made UwU those cwothes, ->_< Which, >_< as >w< it seems, >_< make thee. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou >_< pwecious vawwet, -OwO My ^w^ taiwow UwU made them not. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Hence, >w< then, ÚwÚ and >_> thank -uWu The x3 man :3 that uWu gave them thee. ^.^ Thou awt x3 some foow; -UwU I ^w^ am loath to xDD beat thee. -xDD CWOTEN. ^.^ Thou xDD injuwious :33 thief, ->w< Heaw >_> but x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twembwe. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? -xDD CWOTEN. ^w^ Cwoten, xDD thou villain. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^w^ Cwoten, xDD thou :3 doubwe villain, be >w< thy :33 nyame, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 twembwe uWu at :3 it. ^.^ Wewe >w< it ;;w;; toad, ow >_< addew, spider, -;;w;; 'Twouwd move ;;w;; me soonyew. -xDD CWOTEN. ;;w;; To >w< thy further ;;w;; feaw, -Nyay, to >w< thy mere ^.^ confusion, xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow -UwU I ^w^ am >_< son to x3 th' ÚwÚ Queen. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< I'm sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; nyot ÚwÚ seeming -^w^ So ÚwÚ wowthy >_< as >w< thy xDD biwth. -xDD CWOTEN. Awt nyot ^w^ afeawd? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >w< Those :3 that UwU I xDD wevewence, UwU those UwU I >w< feaw- x3 the :33 wise: -At foows UwU I >w< waugh, nyot feaw OwO them. -xDD CWOTEN. :33 Die x3 the death. -x3 When UwU I uWu have :3 swain uWu thee with x3 my OwO pwopew uWu hand, -I'll ;;w;; fowwow UwU those :3 that even nyow ^w^ fwed hence, -xDD And on x3 the :3 gates of Wud's ^-^ Town uWu set x3 youw :33 heads. -ÚwÚ Yiewd, rustic ÚwÚ mountainyeew. ^.^ Exeunt, fighting - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS - -BELARIUS. No ÚwÚ company's abroad. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ Nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd; xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ mistake :3 him, >_> suwe. -BELARIUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^-^ wong >_> is >w< it xDD since UwU I saw :3 him, -OwO But time hath >_< nyothing bwuww'd UwU those lines of ^.^ favouw ->_< Which xDD then ^.^ he OwO wowe; x3 the ^.^ snyatches uWu in :33 his voice, -xDD And burst of ^-^ speaking, :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ his. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ absowute ->_< 'Twas xDD vewy xDD Cwoten. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this :33 pwace ^.^ we left OwO them. -UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< make ÚwÚ good time with :3 him, ->_> You >_> say ^.^ he >_> is UwU so x3 feww. -BELARIUS. uWu Being scawce UwU made up, -UwU I >_> mean to ^w^ man, ^.^ he xDD had nyot apprehension -:33 Ow xDD woawing x3 tewwows; fow OwO defect of ^w^ judgment -Is ;;w;; oft x3 the xDD cease of ;;w;; feaw. - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ GUIDEWIUS with :33 CWOTEN'S >_> head - -But, see, >w< thy ^-^ bwothew. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. This Cloten UwU was :3 a x3 foow, >w< an :33 empty purse; ->_> Thewe UwU was nyo monyey ÚwÚ in't. ÚwÚ Nyot Hercules -Could uWu have knyock'd x3 out :33 his uWu bwains, fow ^.^ he xDD had x3 nyonye; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I nyot xDD doing uWu this, x3 the >w< foow xDD had :3 bownye -OwO My >_> head >_< as UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ his. -BELARIUS. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou done? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am :3 pewfect :3 what: :3 cut x3 off one Cloten's head, -^-^ Son to x3 the :3 Queen, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his UwU own >w< wepowt; -Who ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me traitor, ÚwÚ mountainyeew, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe -With :33 his UwU own :3 singwe uWu hand >w< he'd OwO take >_> us x3 in, -uWu Dispwace UwU ouw heads >w< whewe- >_> thank x3 the gods!- ;;w;; they xDD gwow, -xDD And uWu set them on Wud's ^.^ Town. -BELARIUS. We OwO awe aww >_< undonye. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Why, ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ fathew, >_> what uWu have ^.^ we to wose -OwO But :3 that ^.^ he >w< swowe to take, UwU ouw UwU wives? uWu The law -Protects nyot us; xDD then >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ we be xDD tendew -;;w;; To wet >w< an awwogant ^.^ piece of >w< fwesh >_< thweat us, ->_> Pway OwO judge ÚwÚ and executioner aww himsewf, -For ^.^ we UwU do feaw x3 the ;;w;; waw? >_> What >_< company -Discover xDD you abroad? -BELARIUS. No :3 singwe :3 souw -UwU Can ^.^ we uWu set ^w^ eye ;;w;; on, >_> but uWu in >w< an >_< safe reason ->w< He ^w^ must uWu have x3 some ^w^ attendants. ;;w;; Though :33 his humouw -Was >_< nyothing >_> but mutation- :33 ay, ÚwÚ and :3 that -Fwom one :33 bad ^.^ thing to >_> wowse- nyot frenzy, nyot -Absolute ^-^ madnyess couwd UwU so uWu faw uWu have ^-^ wav'd, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him OwO hewe >_< awonye. Awthough ^-^ pewhaps -^.^ It OwO may be heard uWu at court :3 that xDD such >_< as ^.^ we -^.^ Cave UwU hewe, OwO hunt UwU hewe, OwO awe outwaws, ÚwÚ and uWu in time -^-^ May >_< make x3 some stronger ^-^ head- x3 the which ^.^ he UwU heawing, -;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike :3 him, ^w^ might bweak x3 out ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw -ÚwÚ He'd :3 fetch >_> us UwU in; yet :3 is't nyot probable -;;w;; To come ^-^ awonye, xDD eithew ^.^ he UwU so x3 undewtaking -:33 Ow ;;w;; they UwU so >w< suffewing. UwU Then on ÚwÚ good x3 gwound ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, -;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do feaw ÚwÚ this >w< body hath :3 a :33 taiw -uWu Mowe :33 pewiwous than x3 the >_> head. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Let ordinance -:3 Come >_< as x3 the gods ;;w;; fowesay :3 it. >_< Howsoe'ew, -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew hath donye well. -BELARIUS. UwU I xDD had nyo ^-^ mind -;;w;; To OwO hunt ÚwÚ this uWu day; x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 Fidewe's sicknyess -Did >_< make x3 my uWu way ^-^ wong forth. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. With :33 his UwU own uWu swowd, ->_< Which ^.^ he uWu did x3 wave OwO against x3 my throat, UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en -ÚwÚ His >_> head from ^.^ him. I'll :33 thwow't x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ cweek -UwU Behind UwU ouw :33 wock, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it to x3 the sea -xDD And tell x3 the fishes uWu he's x3 the Queen's x3 son, xDD Cwoten. ->w< That's aww UwU I reck. uWu Exit -BELARIUS. UwU I fear'twill be reveng'd. -Wouwd, Polydore, xDD thou >w< hadst nyot done't! ^w^ though valour ->_> Becomes uWu thee weww enyough. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Wouwd UwU I xDD had done't, -^w^ So x3 the xDD wevenge awonye >_< puwsu'd me! Polydore, -UwU I wuv uWu thee ^.^ bwothewwy, >_> but :3 envy much -^.^ Thou x3 hast wobb'd ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this UwU deed. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> wevenges, -:33 That OwO possibwe ÚwÚ stwength ^w^ might ^w^ meet, ^.^ wouwd >_> seek >_> us :33 thwough, -xDD And put >_> us to UwU ouw answer. -BELARIUS. xDD Weww, UwU 'tis ^-^ donye. -^-^ We'ww OwO hunt nyo ^.^ mowe uWu to-day, nor >_> seek fow danger -Whewe there's nyo uWu pwofit. UwU I :33 pwithee to UwU ouw ^-^ wock. ->_> You ÚwÚ and Fidele :33 pway x3 the x3 cooks; I'll xDD stay -Tiww >_> hasty Polydore wetuwn, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him -;;w;; To dinner presently. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. OwO Poow >w< sick Fidele! -I'll ^w^ wiwwingwy to him; to ^.^ gain :33 his colour -;;w;; I'd wet :3 a x3 pawish of xDD such Cloten's bwood, -xDD And praise mysewf fow charity. uWu Exit -BELARIUS. x3 O xDD thou xDD goddess, -^.^ Thou divine OwO Nyatuwe, xDD thou >w< thysewf xDD thou uWu bwazon'st -^w^ In these >w< two princely :33 boys! ^-^ They OwO awe >_< as ^-^ gentwe -;;w;; As ^.^ zephyws ;;w;; bwowing bewow x3 the violet, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< wagging :33 his x3 sweet head; ÚwÚ and yet >_< as wough, -^-^ Theiw royal :3 bwood >w< enchaf'd, >_< as x3 the rud'st wind -:33 That ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; top xDD doth OwO take x3 the OwO mountain pine -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him >_< stoop to x3 th' vawe. 'Tis wonder -:33 That >w< an invisible >w< instinct >_> shouwd fwame them -;;w;; To xDD woyawty ^-^ unweawn'd, honour untaught, ->_< Civiwity nyot :3 seen from ÚwÚ othew, valour -:33 That ^-^ wiwdwy gwows uWu in ÚwÚ them, >_> but yiewds :3 a crop -;;w;; As >_> if >w< it xDD had :33 been ^w^ sow'd. ÚwÚ Yet still x3 it's ;;w;; stwange ->_> What Cloten's ^.^ being OwO hewe to >_> us >_< powtends, -:33 Ow >_> what :33 his :33 death xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >_> us. - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ GUIDEWIUS - -:3 GUIDEWIUS. :3 Whewe's x3 my bwothew? -UwU I uWu have sent Cloten's clotpoll down x3 the stweam, -^w^ In uWu embassy to :33 his mothew; :33 his body's :3 hostage -For :33 his wetuwn. uWu [Sowemn music] -BELARIUS. OwO My >w< ingenyious x3 instwument! -Hawk, Polydore, >w< it uWu sounds. OwO But >_> what ;;w;; occasion ->_< Hath >w< Cadwaw nyow to UwU give >w< it >w< motion? :33 Hawk! -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Is ^.^ he uWu at ^w^ home? -BELARIUS. >w< He OwO went >w< hence even now. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> What does ^.^ he ^.^ mean? Since :33 death of x3 my x3 deaw'st mothew -^.^ It uWu did nyot speak befowe. All solemn ^.^ things -Should answew solemn >_< accidents. uWu The ^.^ mattew? -^-^ Twiumphs fow >_< nyothing ÚwÚ and lamenting :3 toys -Is UwU jowwity fow >_< apes ÚwÚ and grief fow ;;w;; boys. -Is >w< Cadwaw uWu mad? - -^.^ We-entew :3 AWVIWAGUS, with UwU IMOGEN >_< as >_< dead, :33 beawing -her uWu in :33 his :3 awms - -BELARIUS. x3 Wook, OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, -xDD And >_< bwings x3 the xDD diwe ;;w;; occasion uWu in :33 his :3 awms -Of >_> what ^.^ we uWu bwame ^.^ him fow! -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu The biwd >_> is >_< dead -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have UwU made UwU so much :3 on. UwU I xDD had rather -:3 Have >_< skipp'd from :33 sixteen years of age to ^w^ sixty, -;;w;; To uWu have >_> tuwn'd x3 my >_> weaping time x3 into :3 a cwutch, -Than uWu have :3 seen UwU this. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. x3 O xDD sweetest, >_> faiwest xDD wiwy! -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ weaws uWu thee nyot x3 the one half UwU so weww -;;w;; As when xDD thou gwew'st thysewf. -BELARIUS. x3 O mewanchowy! -Who OwO evew yet couwd >_> sound >w< thy UwU bottom? find -uWu The :3 ooze to x3 show >_> what :3 coast >w< thy ^-^ swuggish crare -OwO Might'st :33 easiwiest uWu hawbouw in? ^.^ Thou blessed x3 thing! -Juv xDD knyows >_> what x3 man xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have ÚwÚ made; >_> but I, -^.^ Thou ^-^ diedst, :3 a UwU most OwO wawe ^-^ boy, of :3 mewanchowy. -How >_> found xDD you him? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Stawk, >_< as xDD you see; -^-^ Thus :3 smiwing, >_< as x3 some fwy xDD had tickwed >_> swumbew, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as ^w^ death's xDD dawt, ^.^ being >_< waugh'd OwO at; :33 his >w< wight >_< cheek -^-^ Weposing on :3 a :33 cushion. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. OwO Whewe? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. UwU O' x3 th' >_< fwoow; -ÚwÚ His :3 awms OwO thus :3 weagu'd. UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he swept, ÚwÚ and put -OwO My ^w^ cwouted UwU bwogues from x3 off x3 my ^.^ feet, x3 whose wudenyess -Answew'd x3 my steps ^w^ too xDD woud. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Why, ^.^ he >_> but sleeps. -;;w;; If ^.^ he be >_> gonye he'ww >_< make :33 his :3 gwave :3 a bed; -With >_< femawe ^-^ faiwies xDD wiww :33 his tomb be haunted, -xDD And wowms xDD wiww nyot come to thee. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. With >_> faiwest flowers, -Whilst ^-^ summew lasts ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ wive UwU hewe, Fidewe, -I'll sweeten >w< thy >_> sad x3 gwave. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^.^ wack -uWu The fwowew ^w^ that's ^.^ wike >w< thy >w< face, pawe pwimwose; nor -uWu The azuw'd >_< hawe-beww, ^.^ wike >w< thy UwU veins; no, nor -uWu The OwO weaf of >_> egwantinye, ÚwÚ whom nyot to slander, -Out-sweet'ned nyot >w< thy >_< bweath. uWu The >_> wuddock :3 wouwd, -With x3 chawitabwe biww- x3 O bill, ^w^ sowe :33 shaming ->w< Those wich-weft :3 heiws :3 that wet uWu theiw uWu fathews >_< wie -Without :3 a monument!- ;;w;; bwing uWu thee aww >_< this; -Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuww'd OwO moss >_< besides, when flow'rs OwO awe nyonye, -;;w;; To >_< wintew-gwound >w< thy corse- -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU Pwithee uWu have :33 donye, -xDD And UwU do nyot :33 pway uWu in uWu wench-wike wowds with :3 that ->_< Which >_> is UwU so ^w^ sewious. Let >_> us ^.^ buwy :3 him, -xDD And nyot ^w^ pwotwact with admiration >_> what -Is nyow >_< due debt. ;;w;; To x3 th' x3 gwave. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Say, :3 whewe shaww's uWu way him? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ good Euwiphiwe, UwU ouw x3 mothew. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ Be't so; -xDD And wet us, Polydore, ^w^ though nyow UwU ouw ^w^ voices -:3 Have ^w^ got x3 the ;;w;; mannyish xDD cwack, ^.^ sing ^.^ him to x3 th' ground, -;;w;; As >_> once to UwU ouw mothew; use ^.^ wike ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and wowds, -:3 Save :3 that Euwiphiwe ^w^ must be ;;w;; Fidewe. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Cadwal, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; sing. I'll >_> weep, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wowd >w< it with ÚwÚ thee; -For >_> nyotes of sorrow x3 out of tune OwO awe xDD wowse -Than priests ÚwÚ and >w< fanyes :3 that xDD wie. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ We'ww speak :33 it, UwU then. -BELARIUS. UwU Gweat ^.^ gwiefs, UwU I see, med'cinye x3 the UwU wess, fow Cloten -Is quite :3 fowgot. >w< He UwU was :3 a uWu queen's x3 son, boys; -xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ he ^-^ came UwU ouw enyemy, remember ->w< He UwU was paid fow x3 that. ;;w;; Though >_> mean ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty wotting -OwO Togethew uWu have one :33 dust, yet wevewence- -:33 That ÚwÚ angew of x3 the world- xDD doth >_< make distinction -Of :33 pwace >_> 'tween xDD high ÚwÚ and wow. Our foe UwU was pwincewy; -xDD And ^w^ though xDD you >_> took :33 his :3 wife, >_< as ^.^ being UwU ouw x3 foe, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ buwy ^.^ him >_< as :3 a pwince. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_> Pway xDD you :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew. ->w< Thewsites' >w< body >_> is >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as :3 Ajax', -x3 When :3 nyeithew OwO awe alive. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; If you'ww OwO go :3 fetch :3 him, -^-^ We'ww >_> say UwU ouw ÚwÚ song x3 the ^.^ whiwst. UwU Bwothew, ;;w;; begin. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Nyay, Cadwal, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu way :33 his >_> head to x3 th' >_> East; -OwO My >w< fathew hath :3 a reason xDD fow't. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. 'Tis true. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. :3 Come ;;w;; on, >w< then, ÚwÚ and remove ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ So. Begin. - -OwO SONG - -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Fear nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the ^.^ heat ^.^ o' x3 th' sun -x3 Nyow x3 the ÚwÚ fuwious winter's wages; -^.^ Thou >w< thy ^-^ wowwdwy :3 task x3 hast :33 donye, -x3 Home awt >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and >_> ta'en >w< thy wages. -Gowden wads ÚwÚ and giwws aww ;;w;; must, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ chimnyey-sweepews, come to dust. - -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Fear nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the fwown ^.^ o' x3 th' gweat; -^.^ Thou awt x3 past x3 the x3 tywant's ^-^ stwoke. -Cawe nyo ^.^ mowe to UwU cwothe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eat; -;;w;; To uWu thee x3 the >_< weed >_> is >_< as x3 the ^-^ oak. -uWu The sceptre, ^w^ weawnying, x3 physic, ^w^ must -All ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and come to dust. - -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Fear nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the lightning OwO fwash, -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Nyow x3 th' UwU aww-dweaded thunder-stone; -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Fear nyot slander, UwU censuwe wash; -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :33 finyish'd joy ÚwÚ and ^w^ moan. -ÚwÚ BOTH. All ^w^ wuvws >_> young, aww ^w^ wuvws ^w^ must -Consign to uWu thee ÚwÚ and come to dust. - -:3 GUIDEWIUS. No exorciser x3 hawm uWu thee! -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Nyow nyo uWu witchcwaft >_> chawm uWu thee! -:3 GUIDEWIUS. >_< Ghost unlaid ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu thee! -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Nyothing :33 iww come nyeaw uWu thee! -ÚwÚ BOTH. Quiet consummation have, -xDD And uWu wenyownyed be >w< thy grave! - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS with x3 the >w< body of CLOTEN - -:3 GUIDEWIUS. We uWu have donye UwU ouw obsequies. ^.^ Come, uWu way ^.^ him down. -BELARIUS. >_> Hewe's :3 a x3 few >_> fwowews; >_> but 'bout midnight, more. -uWu The >w< hewbs :3 that uWu have on them UwU cowd :33 dew ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< nyight -^w^ Awe >_> stwewings fit'st fow UwU gwaves. >_> Upon uWu theiw UwU faces. ->_> You :3 wewe >_< as ^.^ fwow'ws, nyow wither'd. Even UwU so -;;w;; These hewbwets UwU shaww which ^.^ we ;;w;; upon xDD you stwew. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD away. Apawt ;;w;; upon UwU ouw knyees. -uWu The x3 gwound :3 that uWu gave them xDD fiwst >_> has them ;;w;; again. -^-^ Theiw >_< pweasuwes OwO hewe OwO awe past, UwU so >_> is uWu theiw OwO pain. -Exeunt aww >_> but UwU IMOGEN -UwU IMOGEN. UwU [Awaking] Yes, ^w^ siw, to Miwfowd Haven. >_< Which >_> is x3 the >w< way? -UwU I >_> thank OwO you. ^-^ By :33 yond ;;w;; bush? ÚwÚ Pway, >w< how uWu faw x3 thithew? -'Ods pittikins! ^.^ can >w< it be six miwe :33 yet? -UwU I uWu have >_> gonye aww OwO nyight. Faith, I'll >_< wie down ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. -But, xDD soft! nyo uWu bedfewwow. x3 O gods ÚwÚ and UwU goddesses! -^-^ [Seeing x3 the >_> body] -;;w;; These flow'rs OwO awe ^.^ wike x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the wowwd; -This bwoody ^w^ man, x3 the :3 cawe ^.^ on't. UwU I UwU hope UwU I dream; -For UwU so UwU I xDD thought UwU I UwU was :3 a cave-keepew, -xDD And cook to xDD honyest >w< cweatuwes. OwO But UwU 'tis nyot so; ->_< 'Twas >_> but :3 a OwO bowt of uWu nyothing, UwU shot uWu at uWu nyothing, ->_< Which x3 the :3 bwain x3 makes of ÚwÚ fumes. Our xDD vewy eyes -^w^ Awe >_< sometimes, ^.^ wike UwU ouw xDD judgments, bwind. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, -UwU I :3 twembwe still with x3 feaw; >_> but >_> if there be -ÚwÚ Yet left uWu in heaven >_< as UwU smaww :3 a >_< dwop of pity -;;w;; As :3 a wren's >_< eye, feaw'd uWu gods, :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of :3 it! -uWu The dweam's OwO hewe xDD stiww. Even when UwU I wake >w< it >_> is -Without uWu me, >_< as within OwO me; nyot imagin'd, ÚwÚ fewt. -^-^ A headless man? uWu The xDD gawments of OwO Posthumus? -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD shape >_> of's >_< weg; ÚwÚ this >_> is :33 his uWu hand, -ÚwÚ His :33 foot Mewcuwiaw, :33 his OwO Mawtiaw >w< thigh, -uWu The :33 bwawns of :33 Hewcuwes; >_> but :33 his *twerks* Joviaw ÚwÚ face- ->_> Muwdew uWu in :3 heaven! OwO How! 'Tis ;;w;; gonye. Pisanio, -All cuwses >_< madded Hecuba uWu gave x3 the UwU Gweeks, -xDD And >_< minye to UwU boot, be ^-^ dawted on uWu thee! Thou, -Conspiw'd with :3 that >w< iwweguwous deviw, ^w^ Cwoten, ->_< Hath OwO hewe :3 cut x3 off x3 my OwO wowd. ;;w;; To >w< wwite ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead -^w^ Be henceforth >_> tweachewous! >_< Damn'd OwO Pisanyio ->_< Hath with :33 his forged *sighs* wettews- damn'd Pisanio- -Fwom ÚwÚ this UwU most ÚwÚ bwavest vessel of x3 the wowwd ->w< Stwuck x3 the main-top. x3 O Posthumus! :3 awas, -Whewe >_> is >w< thy head? :3 Whewe's ^-^ that? uWu Ay me! where's ^-^ that? -OwO Pisanyio ^w^ might uWu have kill'd uWu thee uWu at x3 the uWu heawt, -xDD And left ÚwÚ this >_> head :3 on. How >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? ^w^ Pisanyio? -'Tis ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Cloten; malice ÚwÚ and lucre uWu in them -:3 Have laid ÚwÚ this woe hewe. >_< O, UwU 'tis pwegnyant, pregnant! -uWu The drug ^.^ he uWu gave uWu me, which ^.^ he uWu said UwU was >_< pwecious -xDD And cowdiaw to uWu me, uWu have UwU I nyot >_> found >w< it -Muwd'wous to x3 th' OwO senses? :33 That confirms >w< it >_> home. -This >_> is OwO Pisanyio's OwO deed, ÚwÚ and xDD Cwoten. :3 O! -Give colour to x3 my pawe >_< cheek with >w< thy bwood, -:33 That ^.^ we x3 the horrider OwO may xDD seem to UwU those ->_< Which chance to find >_> us. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -^.^ [Fawws xDD fainting on x3 the >_> body] - -Entew LUCIUS, xDD CAPTAINS, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SOOTHSAYEW - -CAPTAIN. ;;w;; To them x3 the legions garrison'd uWu in OwO Gawwia, ->w< Aftew x3 youw :33 wiww, uWu have cwoss'd x3 the :33 sea, :33 attending ->_> You OwO hewe uWu at Miwfowd ^-^ Haven; with x3 youw >_> ships, -^-^ They OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. -WUCIUS. OwO But >_> what from >w< Wome? -CAPTAIN. uWu The :33 Senyate hath stirr'd x3 up x3 the ^-^ confinyews -xDD And gentlemen of Italy, UwU most ^.^ wiwwing ^.^ spiwits, -:33 That promise x3 nyobwe ^w^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they come -;;w;; Undew x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of bold uWu Iachimo, -Sienna's ^-^ bwothew. -WUCIUS. x3 When >_< expect xDD you them? -CAPTAIN. With x3 the :3 nyext ^-^ benyefit ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ wind. -WUCIUS. This UwU fowwawdnyess -:3 Makes UwU ouw hopes >_< faiw. xDD Command UwU ouw xDD pwesent xDD nyumbews -^w^ Be mustew'd; bid x3 the ^.^ captains wook to't. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, ->_> What uWu have xDD you ^.^ dweam'd of wate of ÚwÚ this waw's purpose? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. UwU Wast >w< nyight x3 the xDD vewy gods ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me :3 a vision- -UwU I ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and pray'd fow uWu theiw intewwigence- thus: -UwU I saw Juv's bird, x3 the Roman :33 eagwe, wing'd -Fwom x3 the >_< spongy south to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^-^ west, ->_> Thewe vanyish'd uWu in x3 the sunbeams; which >_< powtends, -OwO Unwess x3 my :3 sins abuse x3 my UwU divinyation, -:33 Success to x3 th' Roman >_< host. -WUCIUS. ^.^ Dweam often >_> so, -xDD And >_< nyevew >w< fawse. ^-^ Soft, ho! >_> what UwU twunk >_> is OwO hewe -Without :33 his :3 top? uWu The xDD wuin xDD speaks :3 that ÚwÚ sometime -^.^ It UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy buiwding. ÚwÚ How? :3 a ^w^ page? -:33 Ow >_< dead ow x3 sweeping on him? OwO But >_< dead, wathew; -For ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD doth abhow to >_< make :33 his x3 bed -With x3 the :3 defunct, ow :33 sweep ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu dead. -:3 Wet's >_> see x3 the boy's ;;w;; face. -CAPTAIN. He's ^.^ awive, x3 my OwO wowd. -WUCIUS. ^-^ He'ww xDD then instwuct >_> us of ÚwÚ this body. Young one, -Inform >_> us of >w< thy fortunes; fow >w< it ;;w;; seems -^-^ They ^w^ cwave to be demanded. Who >_> is ÚwÚ this -^.^ Thou xDD mak'st >w< thy bwoody uWu piwwow? :33 Ow who UwU was ^.^ he -^.^ That, ^-^ othewwise than x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^-^ did, ->_< Hath awtew'd :3 that ÚwÚ good :33 pictuwe? x3 What's >w< thy ÚwÚ intewest -^w^ In ÚwÚ this >_> sad wreck? How came't? Who is't? >_> What awt thou? -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^w^ am uWu nyothing; ow >_> if >_> nyot, -Nyothing to be :3 wewe ^-^ bettew. This UwU was x3 my ^.^ mastew, -^-^ A xDD vewy uWu vawiant Briton ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU good, -:33 That OwO hewe ^.^ by mountaineers wies ^w^ swain. ^-^ Awas! ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe xDD such ^w^ mastews. UwU I OwO may >w< wandew -Fwom uWu east to xDD occident; cwy x3 out fow ^w^ sewvice; -Twy UwU many, aww good; serve ÚwÚ twuwy; >_< nyevew -UwU Find xDD such anyothew master. -WUCIUS. 'Lack, ÚwÚ good xDD youth! -^.^ Thou mov'st nyo less with >w< thy compwainying than -x3 Thy >_< mastew uWu in UwU bweeding. x3 Say :33 his :33 nyame, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. -UwU IMOGEN. Richard OwO du ^w^ Champ. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do wie, ÚwÚ and UwU do -No x3 hawm ^.^ by :33 it, ^w^ though x3 the gods heaw, UwU I UwU hope -x3 They'ww UwU pawdon ^w^ it.- x3 Say UwU you, UwU siw? -WUCIUS. x3 Thy :3 nyame? -UwU IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. -WUCIUS. ^.^ Thou dost approve >w< thysewf x3 the xDD vewy >w< same; -x3 Thy xDD nyame weww ^w^ fits >w< thy ^w^ faith, >w< thy :33 faith >w< thy nyame. -;;w;; Wiwt OwO take >w< thy chance with me? UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say -^.^ Thou shalt be UwU so weww mastew'd; but, be x3 suwe, -No less xDD bewov'd. uWu The Roman uWu Empewow's letters, -:3 Sent ^.^ by :3 a xDD consuw to uWu me, >_> shouwd nyot :33 soonyew -Than ^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ wowth prefer thee. Go with x3 me. -UwU IMOGEN. I'll follow, sir. OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 the uWu gods, -I'll hide x3 my >_< mastew from x3 the flies, >_< as >_> deep -;;w;; As these poor :3 pickaxes ^.^ can dig; ÚwÚ and when -With >w< wiwd ^.^ wood-weaves ÚwÚ and UwU weeds UwU I UwU ha' UwU stwew'd :33 his ^-^ gwave, -xDD And on >w< it uWu said :3 a centuwy of pwayews, ->w< Such >_< as UwU I ^-^ can, twice uWu o'ew, I'll xDD weep ÚwÚ and >_< sigh; -xDD And xDD weaving UwU so :33 his sewvice, ;;w;; fowwow UwU you, -^w^ So uWu pwease xDD you entertain x3 me. -WUCIUS. Ay, ÚwÚ good uWu youth; -xDD And rather >w< fathew uWu thee than >_< mastew thee. -OwO My OwO fwiends, -uWu The ;;w;; boy hath ÚwÚ taught >_> us xDD manwy :3 duties; wet >_> us -UwU Find x3 out x3 the pwettiest UwU daisied :3 pwot ^.^ we ^-^ can, -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him with UwU ouw >_< pikes ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawtisans -^-^ A x3 gwave. ^.^ Come, awm ^.^ him. :33 Boy, ^.^ he >_> is pwefeww'd -^-^ By uWu thee to us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww be UwU inteww'd -;;w;; As ^-^ sowdiews ;;w;; can. ^w^ Be cheewfuw; xDD wipe ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. -;;w;; Some ^w^ fawws OwO awe means x3 the uWu happiew to uWu awise. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew CYMBELINE, LORDS, OwO PISANyIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Again! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< how UwU 'tis with her. -uWu Exit >w< an x3 attendant -^-^ A x3 fevew with x3 the >w< absence of her son; -^-^ A xDD madnyess, of which her ^w^ wife's uWu in danger. >w< Heavens, -How deepwy xDD you uWu at >_> once UwU do :33 touch me! x3 Imogen, -uWu The great ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my comfort, xDD gonye; x3 my >_< queen ->_> Upon :3 a despewate ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 a time -x3 When x3 feawfuw UwU waws :33 point uWu at OwO me; her >_< son >w< gonye, -^w^ So needful fow ÚwÚ this :33 pwesent. ^.^ It :33 stwikes ;;w;; me x3 past -uWu The UwU hope of UwU comfowt. OwO But fow ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, -Who >_< nyeeds ^w^ must ^.^ knyow of her :3 depawtuwe ÚwÚ and -uWu Dost xDD seem UwU so ignorant, we'll enforce >w< it from uWu thee -^-^ By :3 a ^-^ shawp towtuwe. -PISANIO. UwU Siw, x3 my >w< wife >_> is OwO youws; -UwU I x3 humbwy uWu set >w< it uWu at x3 youw :33 wiww; >_> but fow x3 my ^-^ mistwess, -UwU I >_< nyothing ^.^ knyow :3 whewe ^.^ she >_< wemains, >w< why >w< gonye, -x3 Nyow when ^.^ she uWu puwposes wetuwn. Beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, -:33 Howd ;;w;; me x3 youw loyal servant. -WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wiege, -uWu The day :3 that ^.^ she UwU was missing ^.^ he UwU was hewe. -UwU I dawe be bound uWu he's true ÚwÚ and UwU shaww x3 pewfowm -All parts of :33 his ÚwÚ subjection woyawwy. For ^w^ Cwoten, ->_> Thewe wants nyo diligence uWu in UwU seeking :3 him, -xDD And xDD wiww nyo doubt be uWu found. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The time >_> is troublesome. -:33 [To PISANIO] ^-^ We'ww swip xDD you fow :3 a :3 season; >_> but UwU ouw ^.^ jeawousy -ÚwÚ Does yet ;;w;; depend. -WOWD. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -uWu The Roman legions, aww from Gawwia x3 dwawn, -^w^ Awe landed on x3 youw :33 coast, with :3 a suppwy -Of Roman gentlemen ^.^ by x3 the :33 Senyate sent. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Now fow x3 the counsel of x3 my >_< son ÚwÚ and ^.^ queen! -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ amaz'd with :3 mattew. -WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wiege, -uWu Youw uWu pwepawation ^.^ can uWu affwont nyo less -Than >_> what xDD you hear uWu of. :3 Come >_> mowe, fow ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ you'we weady. -uWu The ^.^ want >_> is >_> but to put UwU those pow'rs uWu in >_> motion -:33 That ^-^ wong to ;;w;; muv. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. :3 Wet's :3 withdwaw, -xDD And :3 meet x3 the time >_< as >w< it >_> seeks >_> us. We feaw nyot ->_> What ^.^ can from Italy ^w^ annyoy us; >_> but -We UwU gwieve uWu at chances hewe. >_> Away! Exeunt aww >_> but :3 PISANyIO -PISANIO. UwU I heard nyo >_> wettew from x3 my >_< mastew xDD since -UwU I wwote ^.^ him Imogen UwU was ^w^ swain. 'Tis x3 stwange. -x3 Nyow hear UwU I from x3 my ^-^ mistwess, who uWu did promise -;;w;; To yield ;;w;; me often UwU tidings. >_> Nyeithew ^.^ knyow ->_> What >_> is :33 betid to ^w^ Cwoten, >_> but wemain ->_> Pewpwex'd uWu in all. uWu The heavens still ^w^ must >w< wowk. -^-^ Whewein UwU I ^w^ am UwU fawse UwU I ^w^ am xDD honyest; nyot ^-^ twue, to be true. -;;w;; These xDD pwesent UwU waws UwU shaww find UwU I wuv x3 my country, -Even to x3 the ^-^ nyote ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO King, ow I'll faww uWu in OwO them. -All othew doubts, ^.^ by time wet them be clear'd: -:33 Fowtunye >_< bwings uWu in x3 some ^w^ boats :3 that OwO awe nyot ^w^ steew'd. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Wales. ^.^ Befowe x3 the cave of ÚwÚ BEWAWIUS - -Entew xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS - -:3 GUIDEWIUS. uWu The noise >_> is ;;w;; wound about >_> us. -BELARIUS. Let >_> us from :3 it. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> What x3 pweasuwe, ^w^ siw, find ^.^ we uWu in :3 wife, to OwO wock >w< it -Fwom uWu action ÚwÚ and adventuwe? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Nyay, >_> what UwU hope -:3 Have ^.^ we uWu in OwO hiding us? This uWu way x3 the Romans -:3 Must ow fow ^.^ Bwitons slay us, ow receive >_> us -For barbarous ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw revolts -^w^ Duwing uWu theiw ^.^ use, ÚwÚ and slay >_> us >w< aftew. -BELARIUS. ^-^ Sons, -^-^ We'ww :3 highew to x3 the UwU mountains; there ^.^ secuwe >_> us. -;;w;; To x3 the >_< King's party there's nyo uWu going. >_< Nyewnyess -Of Cloten's >w< death- ^.^ we ^.^ being nyot ^-^ knyown, nyot :3 mustew'd ->_> Among x3 the OwO bands-may UwU dwive >_> us to :3 a render -Whewe ^.^ we uWu have liv'd, ÚwÚ and UwU so extowt ;;w;; fwom's :3 that ->_< Which ^.^ we uWu have :33 donye, x3 whose answew ^.^ wouwd be UwU death, -Drawn on with towtuwe. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. This ;;w;; is, ^w^ siw, :3 a doubt -^w^ In xDD such :3 a time >_< nyothing >_< becoming xDD you -x3 Nyow x3 satisfying >_> us. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ÚwÚ wikewy -:33 That when ;;w;; they hear x3 the Roman :3 howses ^-^ nyeigh, -ÚwÚ Behowd uWu theiw quawtew'd ^-^ fiwes, uWu have both uWu theiw eyes -xDD And OwO eaws UwU so ;;w;; cwoy'd ÚwÚ impowtantwy >_< as now, -:33 That ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu waste uWu theiw time ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 nyote, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow from >_> whence ^.^ we x3 awe. -BELARIUS. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown -Of UwU many uWu in x3 the army. xDD Many years, -;;w;; Though Cloten xDD then >_> but >_> young, xDD you see, nyot ÚwÚ wowe ^.^ him -Fwom x3 my :3 wemembwance. ^.^ And, >_< besides, x3 the ^w^ King ->_< Hath nyot OwO desewv'd x3 my OwO sewvice nor x3 youw wuvs, -Who find uWu in x3 my exiwe x3 the ^.^ want of uWu bweeding, -uWu The cewtainty of ÚwÚ this x3 hawd :33 wife; ^.^ aye :33 hopewess -;;w;; To uWu have x3 the >w< couwtesy x3 youw >_> cwadwe pwomis'd, -OwO But to be still :3 hot :33 summew's ÚwÚ tanwings ÚwÚ and -uWu The shrinking xDD swaves of winter. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Than be >_> so, -uWu Bettew to xDD cease to >w< be. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, to x3 th' army. -UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew OwO awe nyot x3 knyown; >_> youwsewf -^w^ So x3 out of ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and thereto UwU so o'ergrown, -UwU Cannyot be questionyed. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this sun :3 that shinyes, -I'll xDD thithew. >_> What ^.^ thing :3 is't :3 that UwU I >_< nyevew -Did >_> see x3 man ^-^ die! scawce OwO evew >_> wook'd on :3 bwood -OwO But :3 that of x3 cowawd hares, :3 hot ^.^ goats, ÚwÚ and ^-^ venyison! -xDD Nyevew ^w^ bestwid :3 a horse, :3 save one :3 that xDD had -^-^ A widew ^.^ wike myself, who ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ wowe >_< wowew -x3 Nyow iwon on :33 his heew! UwU I ^w^ am >w< asham'd -;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< howy sun, to uWu have -uWu The ^-^ benyefit of :33 his bwest ;;w;; beams, ^w^ wemainying -^w^ So ^-^ wong :3 a poor unknown. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ By >w< heavens, I'll :3 go! -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; bwess uWu me, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me weave, -I'll OwO take x3 the xDD bettew ;;w;; cawe; >_> but >_> if xDD you xDD wiww >_> nyot, -uWu The >_< hazawd >_< thewefowe >_< due faww on ;;w;; me ^.^ by -uWu The ^.^ hands of Romans! -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ So >_> say ^.^ I. ÚwÚ Amen. -BELARIUS. No reason I, xDD since of x3 youw ;;w;; wives xDD you uWu set -^w^ So :3 swight :3 a >w< vawuation, >_> shouwd reserve -OwO My >_< cwack'd one to ^.^ mowe >w< cawe. :3 Have with UwU you, :33 boys! -;;w;; If uWu in x3 youw countwy UwU waws xDD you chance to >_> die, -:33 That >_> is x3 my x3 bed :3 too, >w< wads, ÚwÚ and there I'll xDD wie. -:33 Wead, wead. :3 [Aside] uWu The time ;;w;; seems xDD wong; uWu theiw :3 bwood ^w^ thinks ^w^ scown -Tiww >w< it fwy x3 out ÚwÚ and x3 show them pwinces born. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -;;w;; Bwitain. uWu The Roman ÚwÚ camp - -Entew POSTHUMUS ^-^ awonye, with :3 a bwoody handkerchief - -:3 POSTHUMUS. Yea, bwoody >_< cwoth, I'll >_< keep ÚwÚ thee; fow UwU I >w< wish'd -^.^ Thou shouwdst be cowouw'd OwO thus. >_> You mawwied onyes, -;;w;; If >_< each of xDD you >_> shouwd OwO take ÚwÚ this course, >w< how UwU many -:3 Must murder ;;w;; wives much xDD bettew than x3 themsewves -For wwying >_> but :3 a >_> wittwe! x3 O :33 Pisanyio! -Evewy ÚwÚ good xDD sewvant does nyot aww :33 commands; -No :3 bond >_> but to UwU do >w< just ÚwÚ onyes. UwU Gods! >_> if xDD you -Should uWu have >_> ta'en UwU vengeance on x3 my fauwts, UwU I >_< nyevew -xDD Had liv'd to put on >_< this; UwU so xDD had xDD you ÚwÚ saved -uWu The x3 nyobwe Imogen to repent, ÚwÚ and >w< stwuck ->_> Me, uWu wwetch ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth x3 youw x3 vengeance. OwO But awack, ->_> You snatch x3 some >w< hence fow xDD wittwe fauwts; ^w^ that's xDD wuv, -;;w;; To uWu have them faww nyo more. >_> You x3 some >_< pewmit -;;w;; To second ills with iwws, >_< each :33 ewdew ^-^ wowse, -xDD And >_< make them xDD dwead :33 it, to x3 the doer's >w< thwift. -OwO But Imogen >_> is x3 youw own. Do x3 youw best wiwws, -xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me bwest to OwO obey. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ hithew ->_> Among x3 th' Itawian gentry, ÚwÚ and to >w< fight -^w^ Against x3 my >_> wady's >_> kingdom. 'Tis enough -^.^ That, ^-^ Bwitain, UwU I uWu have kill'd >w< thy mistress; peace! -I'll UwU give nyo ;;w;; wound to thee. >_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good >w< heavens, ->w< Heaw x3 patientwy x3 my puwpose. I'll diswobe ;;w;; me -Of these Itawian ÚwÚ weeds, ÚwÚ and >_> suit mysewf -;;w;; As does :3 a uWu Bwitain >_< peasant. ^w^ So I'll >w< fight -^w^ Against x3 the ÚwÚ pawt UwU I come x3 with; UwU so I'll ^-^ die -For ÚwÚ thee, x3 O x3 Imogen, even fow ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< wife -Is every UwU bweath :3 a death. xDD And OwO thus uWu unknyown, ->_> Pitied nor hated, to x3 the OwO face of peril -xDD Mysewf I'll :33 dedicate. Let ;;w;; me >_< make ;;w;; men ^.^ knyow -uWu Mowe valour uWu in ;;w;; me than x3 my :3 habits show. -^-^ Gods, put x3 the ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ Weonyati uWu in me! -;;w;; To ^-^ shame x3 the guise ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, UwU I xDD wiww x3 begin -uWu The fashion- less ^-^ without ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe x3 within. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between x3 the British ÚwÚ and Roman >_> camps - -Entew LUCIUS, ^w^ IACHIMO, ÚwÚ and x3 the Roman ^.^ awmy uWu at one door, ÚwÚ and x3 the British ^.^ awmy -uWu at another, uWu WEONyATUS POSTHUMUS fowwowing ^.^ wike :3 a poor OwO sowdiew. -^-^ They :33 mawch uvw ÚwÚ and OwO go OwO out. Alarums. UwU Then enter OwO again, uWu in >_> skiwmish, -uWu IACHIMO ÚwÚ and :3 POSTHUMUS. >w< He ÚwÚ vanquisheth ÚwÚ and disarmeth ^w^ IACHIMO, -ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< weaves ^.^ him - -IACHIMO. uWu The heaviness ÚwÚ and guilt within x3 my ^w^ bosom -Takes x3 off x3 my >w< manhood. UwU I uWu have belied :3 a UwU wady, -uWu The Pwincess of ÚwÚ this country, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ aiw ^.^ on't ->w< Wevengingwy enfeebwes OwO me; ow couwd ÚwÚ this >_> caww, -^-^ A xDD vewy drudge of nyatuwe's, uWu have :33 subdu'd ;;w;; me -^w^ In x3 my UwU pwofession? ^w^ Knyighthoods ÚwÚ and honyouws :3 bownye -;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ weaw >_< minye OwO awe titles >_> but of xDD scown. -;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy gentry, ^-^ Bwitain, OwO go >w< befowe -This UwU wout >_< as ^.^ he exceeds UwU ouw wowds, x3 the ^w^ odds -Is :3 that ^.^ we scawce OwO awe men, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe gods. uWu Exit - -uWu The ÚwÚ battwe continyues; x3 the ^w^ BWITONS xDD fwy; CYMBELINE >_> is >_< taken. -UwU Then enter to :33 his OwO wescue xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS - -BELARIUS. >_> Stand, stand! We uWu have x3 th' ^w^ advantage of x3 the ^.^ gwound; -uWu The ^w^ wanye >_> is ^-^ guawded; >_< nyothing UwU wouts >_> us >_> but -uWu The xDD viwwainy of UwU ouw fears. -^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> Stand, x3 stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fight! - -^.^ We-entew UwU POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and seconds x3 the Britons; ;;w;; they OwO wescue -CYMBELINE, ÚwÚ and >_> exeunt. UwU Then re-enter :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ IACHIMO, -with UwU IMOGEN - -WUCIUS. :33 Away, ^-^ boy, from x3 the ^.^ twoops, ÚwÚ and :3 save xDD thysewf; -For ^w^ fwiends OwO kiww OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and x3 the disowdew's xDD such -;;w;; As >w< waw :3 wewe ^w^ hoodwink'd. -IACHIMO. 'Tis uWu theiw >w< fwesh UwU suppwies. -WUCIUS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a day >_> tuwn'd stwangewy. :33 Ow betimes -:3 Wet's reinforce ow fwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -Entew POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu Bwitain >w< WOWD - -WOWD. Cam'st xDD thou from :3 whewe ;;w;; they UwU made x3 the stand? -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I UwU did: -;;w;; Though UwU you, >w< it seems, come from x3 the ^.^ fwiews. -WOWD. UwU I ^.^ did. -:3 POSTHUMUS. No uWu bwame be to UwU you, ^w^ siw, fow aww UwU was :3 wost, -OwO But :3 that x3 the heavens :33 fought. uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf -Of :33 his x3 wings OwO destitute, x3 the ^.^ awmy OwO bwoken, -xDD And >_> but x3 the backs of ^.^ Bwitons uWu seen, >w< an flying, -^.^ Thwough :3 a stwait wanye- x3 the enyemy, :33 fuww-heawted, -^.^ Wowwing x3 the >_> tongue with swaught'wing, xDD having ^.^ wowk -uWu Mowe :3 pwentifuw than ^w^ toows to ;;w;; do't, >w< stwuck down -;;w;; Some x3 mowtawwy, x3 some swightwy ^-^ touch'd, x3 some falling -x3 Mewewy ^w^ thwough ;;w;; feaw, :3 that x3 the stwait pass UwU was >_< damm'd -With >_< dead ;;w;; men ÚwÚ huwt behind, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cowawds UwU wiving -;;w;; To ^-^ die with >w< wength'nyed ;;w;; shame. -WOWD. Whewe UwU was ÚwÚ this wanye? -:3 POSTHUMUS. :33 Cwose ^.^ by x3 the battwe, ^.^ ditch'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ waww'd with tuwf, ->_< Which uWu gave ^w^ advantage to >w< an UwU ancient sowdiew- -^-^ An xDD honyest one, UwU I warrant, who OwO desewv'd -^w^ So ^-^ wong :3 a xDD bweeding >_< as :33 his ^-^ white ^w^ beawd ^-^ came ^.^ to, -^w^ In xDD doing ÚwÚ this for's country. Athwart x3 the ^w^ wanye -^-^ He, with >w< two ÚwÚ stwipwings- wads ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike to >w< wun -uWu The countwy UwU base than to :3 commit xDD such slaughter; -With faces ;;w;; fit fow masks, ow rather fairer -Than UwU those fow pwesewvation xDD cas'd ow uWu shame- -Made ÚwÚ good x3 the passage, cried to UwU those :3 that ^w^ fwed -UwU 'Ouw ^w^ Bwitain's hawts ^-^ die flying, nyot UwU ouw ^.^ men. -;;w;; To >w< dawknyess :33 fweet >w< souws :3 that fwy backwards! ;;w;; Stand; -:33 Ow ^.^ we OwO awe Romans ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU give xDD you :3 that, -Wike xDD beasts, which xDD you UwU shun UwU beastwy, ÚwÚ and OwO may :3 save -OwO But to wook back uWu in fwown. >_> Stand, >w< stand!' ;;w;; These >_< thwee, -Thwee thousand confident, uWu in ;;w;; act >_< as ÚwÚ many- -For >w< thwee UwU pewfowmews OwO awe x3 the file when aww -uWu The xDD west UwU do >_< nyothing- with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ 'Stand, >w< stand!' -;;w;; Accommodated ^.^ by x3 the pwace, ^.^ mowe OwO chawming -With uWu theiw UwU own nobleness, which couwd uWu have >_> tuwn'd -^-^ A >_> distaff to :3 a lance, :3 giwded pawe looks, -Pawt UwU shame, ÚwÚ pawt ^w^ spiwit >_< wenyew'd; :3 that x3 some >_> tuwn'd x3 cowawd -OwO But ^.^ by x3 exampwe- >_< O, :3 a x3 sin uWu in >w< waw ->_< Damn'd uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst beginnyews!- ^w^ gan to wook -uWu The uWu way :3 that ;;w;; they uWu did ÚwÚ and to >w< gwin ^.^ wike wions ->_> Upon x3 the >_< pikes ^.^ o' x3 th' hunters. UwU Then began -^-^ A ÚwÚ stop :33 i' x3 th' :3 chasew, :3 a retire; :3 anyon -^-^ A >_> wout, :3 confusion :3 thick. Fowthwith ;;w;; they fly, -:3 Chickens, x3 the uWu way which ;;w;; they >_> stoop'd eagles; swaves, -uWu The strides ;;w;; they >w< victows ÚwÚ made; ÚwÚ and nyow UwU ouw x3 cowawds, -Wike fragments uWu in x3 hawd ^w^ voyages, ÚwÚ became -uWu The >w< wife ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ nyeed. >_> Having >_> found x3 the x3 back-doow open -Of x3 the ^-^ unguawded hearts, >w< heavens, >w< how ;;w;; they x3 wound! -;;w;; Some :3 swain x3 befowe, x3 some ÚwÚ dying, x3 some uWu theiw ^w^ fwiends -OwO O'ewbownye :33 i' x3 th' xDD fowmew xDD wave. uWu Ten UwU chas'd ^.^ by one -^w^ Awe nyow >_< each one x3 the swaughtewman of ÚwÚ twenty. ->w< Those :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^-^ die ow ere :3 wesist OwO awe grown -uWu The >w< mowtaw uWu bugs ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> fiewd. -WOWD. This UwU was ;;w;; stwange uWu chance: -^-^ A nyawwow xDD wanye, >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >w< two ;;w;; boys. -:3 POSTHUMUS. Nyay, UwU do nyot wonder uWu at uWu it; xDD you OwO awe UwU made -Rather to wonder uWu at x3 the ^.^ things xDD you hear -Than to ^.^ wowk ÚwÚ any. Will xDD you ^-^ whyme x3 upon't, -xDD And uWu vent >w< it fow :3 a ^.^ mock'wy? :3 Hewe >_> is onye: -'Two boys, >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man x3 (twice :3 a boy), :3 a xDD wanye, ->_< Pwesewv'd x3 the xDD Bwitons, UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ Womans' ;;w;; banye.' -WOWD. Nyay, be nyot ;;w;; angwy, sir. -:3 POSTHUMUS. 'Lack, to >_> what >w< end? -Who x3 dawes nyot stand :33 his foe I'll be :33 his fwiend; -For >_> if he'ww UwU do >_< as ^.^ he >_> is UwU made to UwU do, -UwU I ^.^ knyow he'ww quickly fwy x3 my ÚwÚ fwiendship UwU too. ->_> You uWu have put ;;w;; me x3 into >_> whyme. -WOWD. Farewell; ÚwÚ you'we >w< angwy. uWu Exit -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU Stiww xDD going? This >_> is :3 a ^.^ wowd! x3 O x3 nyobwe ^-^ misewy, -;;w;; To be :33 i' x3 th' field ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask x3 'What news?' of me! -OwO To-day >w< how UwU many ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU given uWu theiw honyouws -;;w;; To uWu have >w< sav'd uWu theiw ^-^ cawcasses! >_> took OwO heew to ;;w;; do't, -xDD And yet >w< died ;;w;; too! I, uWu in >_< minye UwU own woe charm'd, -Could nyot find :33 death :3 whewe UwU I uWu did hear ^.^ him gwoan, -x3 Nyow x3 feew ^.^ him :3 whewe ^.^ he stwuck. uWu Being >w< an ugwy monster, -'Tis ;;w;; stwange ^.^ he OwO hides ^.^ him uWu in >w< fwesh cups, soft :3 beds, -ÚwÚ Sweet words; ow hath ^-^ moe ministers than ^.^ we -:33 That dwaw :33 his >_> knyives :33 i' x3 th' waw. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww find him; -For ^.^ being nyow :3 a >_> favouwew to x3 the Briton, -No ^.^ mowe :3 a Briton, UwU I uWu have ^.^ wesum'd again -uWu The ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^-^ came ^.^ in. Fight UwU I xDD wiww nyo >_> mowe, -OwO But yield ;;w;; me to x3 the >_> vewiest >_> hind :3 that UwU shaww -Once :33 touch x3 my shoulder. UwU Gweat x3 the >_> swaughtew >_> is -:3 Hewe UwU made ^.^ by x3 th' Roman; great x3 the answew be -^.^ Bwitons ^w^ must >_< take. For uWu me, x3 my >_> wansom's ÚwÚ death; -On xDD eithew x3 side UwU I come to spend x3 my :33 bweath, ->_< Which :3 nyeithew OwO hewe I'll >_< keep nor UwU beaw OwO again, -OwO But >w< end >w< it ^.^ by x3 some means fow ^-^ Imogen. - -Entew >w< two ;;w;; BWITISH uWu CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -uWu FIWST CAPTAIN. UwU Gweat Jupiter be >_< pwais'd! ^.^ Wucius >_> is >_< taken. -'Tis xDD thought x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD sons :3 wewe angels. -^w^ SECOND CAPTAIN. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a :3 fouwth ^w^ man, uWu in :3 a siwwy habit, -:33 That uWu gave x3 th' uWu affwont with OwO them. -uWu FIWST CAPTAIN. ^w^ So UwU 'tis UwU wepowted; -OwO But >_< nyonye of x3 'em ^.^ can be uWu found. :3 Stand! OwO who's OwO thewe? -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^-^ A Woman, -Who xDD had nyot nyow :33 been ;;w;; dwooping OwO hewe >_> if seconds -xDD Had x3 answew'd ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND CAPTAIN. Way ^.^ hands on him; :3 a dog! -^-^ A >_< weg of ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww nyot ^-^ wetuwn to tell ->_> What >_< cwows uWu have >w< peck'd them hewe. >w< He brags :33 his sewvice, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe of note. Bring ^.^ him to x3 th' ;;w;; King. - -Entew CYMBELINE, xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, :3 AWVIWAGUS, OwO PISANyIO, ÚwÚ and Roman -UwU captives. uWu The uWu CAPTAINS xDD pwesent POSTHUMUS to CYMBELINE, who xDD dewivews -^.^ him uvw to :3 a gaoler. Exeunt omnes - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -;;w;; Bwitain. ^-^ A :3 pwison - -Entew POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and >w< two GAOWEWS - -uWu FIWST GAOLER. >_> You UwU shaww nyot nyow be stol'n, xDD you uWu have locks ;;w;; upon uWu you; -^w^ So uWu gwaze >_< as xDD you find UwU pastuwe. -^w^ SECOND GAOLER. Ay, ow :3 a :33 stomach. Exeunt GAOWEWS -:3 POSTHUMUS. :3 Most ;;w;; wewcome, ÚwÚ bondage! fow xDD thou awt :3 a :3 way, -UwU I >_< think, to OwO wibewty. ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I xDD bettew -Than one ^w^ that's >w< sick ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO gout, xDD since ^.^ he xDD had rather -Groan UwU so uWu in ;;w;; pewpetuity than be ^w^ cuw'd -^-^ By x3 th' >_< suwe ^.^ physician UwU death, who >_> is x3 the OwO key -;;w;; T' >_> unbaw these locks. OwO My OwO conscience, xDD thou awt >w< fettew'd -uWu Mowe than x3 my ^.^ shanks ÚwÚ and wrists; xDD you ÚwÚ good uWu gods, UwU give ;;w;; me -uWu The penitent UwU instwument to pick :3 that bolt, -Then, fwee fow evew! ^-^ Is't enough UwU I ^w^ am >_> sowwy? -^w^ So x3 chiwdwen :33 tempowaw uWu fathews UwU do appease; -x3 Gods OwO awe ^.^ mowe full of mercy. :3 Must UwU I repent, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do >w< it xDD bettew than uWu in xDD gyves, -uWu Desiw'd ^.^ mowe than >w< constwain'd. ;;w;; To satisfy, -;;w;; If of x3 my OwO fweedom UwU 'tis x3 the :33 main >_> pawt, OwO take -No UwU stwictew render of ;;w;; me than x3 my all. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^w^ cwement than ^-^ viwe men, -Who of uWu theiw xDD bwoken >w< debtows OwO take :3 a OwO thiwd, -^-^ A ;;w;; sixth, :3 a tenth, wetting them x3 thwive again -On uWu theiw abatement; ^w^ that's nyot x3 my desiwe. -For ^-^ Imogen's uWu deaw >w< wife OwO take minye; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though -'Tis nyot UwU so deaw, yet UwU 'tis :3 a :33 wife; xDD you :3 coin'd :3 it. -^-^ 'Tween x3 man ÚwÚ and x3 man ;;w;; they >w< weigh nyot every x3 stamp; -;;w;; Though wight, OwO take uWu pieces fow x3 the figure's >_< sake; ->_> You rather >_> minye, ^.^ being x3 youws. xDD And >_> so, great pow'rs, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww OwO take ÚwÚ this ^.^ audit, OwO take ÚwÚ this :3 wife, -xDD And cancew these UwU cowd xDD bonds. x3 O Imogen! -I'll speak to uWu thee uWu in x3 siwence. >_< [Sweeps] - -Solemn >_> music. OwO Entew, >_< as uWu in >w< an OwO appawition, x3 SICIWIUS -x3 WEONyATUS, >w< fathew to UwU POSTHUMUS, >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man uWu attiwed -^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ wawwiow; weading uWu in :33 his uWu hand >w< an UwU ancient -^w^ matwon, :33 his x3 WIFE, ÚwÚ and mothew to UwU POSTHUMUS, with -uWu music >w< befowe OwO them. Then, ÚwÚ aftew othew ^.^ music, xDD fowwows -x3 the >w< two xDD young ÚwÚ WEONyATI, bwothews to UwU POSTHUMUS, -with ;;w;; wounds, >_< as ;;w;; they >w< died uWu in x3 the waws. -^-^ They xDD ciwcwe POSTHUMUS ;;w;; wound >_< as ^.^ he wies x3 sweeping - -SICILIUS. No >_> mowe, xDD thou :33 thundew-mastew, x3 show -x3 Thy x3 spite on >w< mowtaw x3 fwies. -With uWu Maws faww ^.^ out, with >_> Junyo :33 chide, -:33 That >w< thy adulteries -Wates ÚwÚ and revenges. ->_< Hath x3 my poor ;;w;; boy donye ^.^ aught >_> but weww, ->_< Whose OwO face UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ saw? -UwU I >w< died whiwst uWu in x3 the womb ^.^ he OwO stay'd -Attending ;;w;; nyatuwe's UwU waw; ->_< Whose >w< fathew >w< then, >_< as ;;w;; men wepowt -^.^ Thou orphans' >w< fathew awt, -^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have ^-^ been, ÚwÚ and shielded ^.^ him -Fwom ÚwÚ this :33 eawth-vexing >_< smawt. - ->_< MOTHEW. Lucina OwO went nyot ;;w;; me her ^w^ aid, -OwO But >_> took ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my throes, -:33 That from ;;w;; me UwU was >_< Posthumus ^.^ wipp'd, ->_< Came :3 cwying ^w^ 'mongst :33 his ;;w;; foes, -^-^ A ^.^ thing of >_> pity. - -SICILIUS. UwU Gweat ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^.^ wike :33 his ancestry -Mouwded x3 the ^w^ stuff UwU so >w< faiw -:33 That ^.^ he OwO desewv'd x3 the praise ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd -;;w;; As great Siciwius' ÚwÚ heiw. - -uWu FIWST UwU BWOTHEW. x3 When >_> once ^.^ he UwU was uWu matuwe fow ^w^ man, -^w^ In uWu Bwitain :3 whewe UwU was ^.^ he -:33 That couwd stand x3 up :33 his x3 pawawwew, -:33 Ow :33 fwuitfuw :33 object be -^w^ In ^w^ eye of x3 Imogen, :3 that best -Could >w< deem :33 his ^.^ dignyity? - ->_< MOTHEW. With ^.^ mawwiage ^-^ whewefowe UwU was ^.^ he ^w^ mock'd, -;;w;; To be >w< exiw'd ÚwÚ and :33 thwown -Fwom ^.^ Weonyati uWu seat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast -Fwom her :33 his deawest one, -ÚwÚ Sweet ^.^ Imogen? - -SICILIUS. Why uWu did xDD you suffew uWu Iachimo, -Swight ^.^ thing of Italy, -;;w;; To ^w^ taint :33 his >w< nyobwew >_< heawt ÚwÚ and :3 bwain -With >_> nyeedwess jeawousy, -xDD And to :33 become x3 the uWu geck ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown -UwU O' x3 th' ;;w;; othew's viwwainy? - -^w^ SECOND UwU BWOTHEW. For ÚwÚ this from stiller seats ^.^ we came, -Our parents ÚwÚ and >_> us twain, -^.^ That, ^.^ stwiking uWu in UwU ouw >_> countwy's >_< cause, -Feww bravely ÚwÚ and :3 wewe x3 swain, -Our uWu feawty ÚwÚ and uWu Tenyantius' >w< wight -With honour to x3 maintain. - -uWu FIWST UwU BWOTHEW. Wike ;;w;; hawdiment >_< Posthumus hath -;;w;; To :33 Cymbewinye perform'd. -Then, Jupiter, xDD thou x3 king of uWu gods, -Why x3 hast xDD thou OwO thus :33 adjouwn'd -uWu The uWu gwaces fow :33 his xDD mewits >_> due, -uWu Being aww to dowouws tuwn'd? - -SICILIUS. x3 Thy >_> cwystaw window ope; wook out; -No longer ÚwÚ exewcise ->_> Upon :3 a uWu vawiant race >w< thy UwU hawsh -xDD And x3 potent ^-^ injuwies. - ->_< MOTHEW. ÚwÚ Since, Jupiter, UwU ouw >_< son >_> is UwU good, -^.^ Take x3 off :33 his :33 misewies. - -SICILIUS. >_< Peep ^w^ thwough >w< thy OwO mawbwe mansion. Help! -:33 Ow ^.^ we poor ghosts xDD wiww cwy -;;w;; To x3 th' >_< shinying ^.^ synyod of x3 the xDD west -^w^ Against >w< thy deity. - -BROTHERS. Hewp, Jupiter! ow ^.^ we ^.^ appeaw, -xDD And from >w< thy justice fwy. - -:33 JUPITEW ^-^ descends-in >_> thundew ÚwÚ and lightning, :3 sitting -;;w;; upon >w< an :33 eagwe. >w< He ^w^ thwows :3 a thunderbolt. uWu The >w< GHOSTS -faww on uWu theiw knees - -JUPITEW. No >_> mowe, xDD you petty ;;w;; spiwits of wegion low, -^-^ Offend UwU ouw OwO heawing; UwU hush! How dawe xDD you ghosts -^w^ Accuse x3 the Thunderer x3 whose bolt, xDD you knyow, -^-^ Sky-pwanted, battews aww ^w^ webewwing ^.^ coasts? -OwO Poow ^-^ shadows of Ewysium, >w< hence ÚwÚ and xDD west ->_> Upon x3 youw never-withering uWu banks of OwO fwow'ws. -^w^ Be nyot with >w< mowtaw accidents ^-^ oppwest: -No :3 cawe of >_> youws >w< it is; xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis >_> ouws. -;;w;; Whom best UwU I wuv UwU I OwO cwoss; to >_< make x3 my :3 gift, -uWu The ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ deway'd, delighted. ^w^ Be content; -uWu Youw low-laid >_< son UwU ouw >w< godhead xDD wiww uplift; -ÚwÚ His UwU comfowts thwive, :33 his uWu twiaws weww OwO awe :33 spent. -Our *twerks* Joviaw :33 staw x3 weign'd uWu at :33 his birth, ÚwÚ and uWu in -Our OwO tempwe UwU was ^.^ he mawwied. ^-^ Wise ÚwÚ and >_< fade! ->w< He UwU shaww be ;;w;; wowd of xDD Wady x3 Imogen, -xDD And uWu happiew much ^.^ by :33 his >_> affwiction >_> made. -This tabwet uWu way ;;w;; upon :33 his UwU bweast, wherein -Our :3 pweasuwe :33 his full :3 fowtunye xDD doth ^-^ confinye; -xDD And >_> so, :3 away; nyo ^-^ fawthew with x3 youw OwO din -Express impatience, xDD west xDD you stir x3 up ^w^ minye. -Mount, :33 eagwe, to x3 my ^w^ pawace crystalline. OwO [Ascends] -SICILIUS. >w< He ^-^ came uWu in thundew; :33 his ^w^ cewestiaw UwU bweath -Was sulpherous to smell; x3 the >w< howy >_> eagwe -Stoop'd >_< as to :33 foot >_> us. ÚwÚ His ascension >_> is -uWu Mowe x3 sweet than UwU ouw bwest ^-^ fiewds. ÚwÚ His royal biwd ->_> Pwunyes x3 the :3 immowtaw *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and cwoys :33 his OwO beak, -;;w;; As when :33 his god >_> is pweas'd. -uWu AWW. >_< Thanks, Jupiter! -SICILIUS. uWu The OwO mawbwe :3 pavement UwU cwoses, ^.^ he >_> is entew'd -ÚwÚ His OwO wadiant uWu woof. >_> Away! x3 and, to be ^.^ bwest, -Let >_> us with :3 cawe x3 pewfowm :33 his great behest. x3 [GHOSTS vanish] - -:3 POSTHUMUS. >w< [Waking] >_> Sweep, xDD thou >_> has :33 been :3 a >_> gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ begot -^-^ A >w< fathew to OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast created -^-^ A mothew ÚwÚ and >w< two brothers. But, x3 O ^.^ scown, -Gonye! ^-^ They OwO went >w< hence UwU so >w< soon >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe born. -xDD And UwU so UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ awake. OwO Poow uWu wwetches, :3 that :3 depend -On :33 gweatnyess' favour, dweam >_< as UwU I uWu have donye; -ÚwÚ Wake ÚwÚ and find OwO nyothing. But, :3 awas, UwU I swewve; -xDD Many dweam nyot to ^w^ find, :3 nyeithew >w< desewve, -xDD And yet OwO awe uWu steep'd uWu in favours; UwU so ^w^ am I, -:33 That uWu have ÚwÚ this golden chance, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow nyot :33 why. ->_> What ^-^ faiwies >_> haunt ÚwÚ this ground? ^-^ A UwU book? x3 O OwO wawe one! -^w^ Be >_> nyot, >_< as >_> is UwU ouw fangwed ^w^ wowwd, :3 a ^.^ gawment -^-^ Nyobwew than :3 that >w< it cuvws. Let >w< thy UwU effects -^w^ So ;;w;; fowwow to be UwU most ^-^ unwike UwU ouw courtiers, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ good >_< as pwomise. - -[Weads] ^-^ 'When >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wion's whewp UwU shaww, to >_< himsewf uWu unknyown, -^-^ without UwU seeking ^w^ find, ÚwÚ and be x3 embwac'd ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ piece of xDD tendew air; -ÚwÚ and when from :3 a ÚwÚ statewy cedar UwU shaww be OwO wopp'd ^-^ bwanches ^w^ which, -^.^ being >_< dead UwU many years, UwU shaww ÚwÚ aftew uWu wevive, be OwO jointed to x3 the ;;w;; owd -xDD stock, ÚwÚ and xDD fweshwy gwow; xDD then UwU shaww >_< Posthumus >w< end :33 his miseries, -uWu Bwitain be ;;w;; fowtunyate ÚwÚ and :33 fwouwish uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 pwenty.' - -'Tis still :3 a x3 dweam, ow >_> ewse xDD such ^w^ stuff >_< as OwO madmen -Tongue, ÚwÚ and :3 bwain x3 nyot; xDD eithew both ow uWu nyothing, -:33 Ow senseless ^-^ speaking, ow :3 a speaking xDD such -;;w;; As sense ;;w;; cannyot UwU untie. ^w^ Be >_> what >w< it ;;w;; is, -uWu The uWu action of x3 my >w< wife >_> is ^.^ wike :33 it, which -I'll uWu keep, >_> if >_> but fow :33 sympathy. - -^.^ We-entew GAOLER - -GAOLER. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, OwO awe xDD you ready fow UwU death? -:3 POSTHUMUS. Over-roasted wathew; ready ^-^ wong ago. -GAOLER. x3 Hanging >_> is x3 the word, siw; >_> if xDD you be ready fow :3 that, xDD you OwO awe -weww cook'd. -:3 POSTHUMUS. So, >_> if UwU I ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ good repast to x3 the ÚwÚ spectatows, x3 the ^w^ dish ->w< pays x3 the :3 shot. -GAOLER. ^-^ A x3 heavy reckoning fow UwU you, sir. OwO But x3 the uWu comfowt ;;w;; is, xDD you -UwU shaww be ^w^ cawwed to nyo ^.^ mowe :33 payments, feaw nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ tavewn ÚwÚ biwws, -which OwO awe often x3 the >_> sadnyess of parting, >_< as x3 the :33 pwocuwing of mirth. ->_> You come uWu in ÚwÚ faint fow ^.^ want of meat, ÚwÚ depawt xDD weewing with ^w^ too much -;;w;; dwink; sowwy :3 that xDD you uWu have paid ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and sowwy :3 that xDD you OwO awe -paid ^w^ too >_> much; >_< puwse ÚwÚ and :3 bwain both >w< empty; x3 the :3 bwain x3 the heaview -fow ^.^ being ^w^ too wight, x3 the >_< puwse ^w^ too wight, ^.^ being drawn of -heaviness. >_< O, of ÚwÚ this contradiction xDD you UwU shaww nyow be :33 quit. >_< O, x3 the -xDD chawity of :3 a ÚwÚ penny cord! ^.^ It uWu sums x3 up thousands uWu in :3 a x3 twice. >_> You -uWu have nyo true :3 debitow ÚwÚ and creditor >_> but uWu it; of UwU what's past, ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and -to come, x3 the ^-^ dischawge. uWu Youw neck, ^w^ siw, >_> is pen, ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and -counters; UwU so x3 the acquittance :3 fowwows. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I ^w^ am mewwiew to ^-^ die than xDD thou awt to wive. -GAOLER. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he :3 that sweeps feews nyot x3 the x3 toothache. OwO But :3 a -x3 man :3 that :3 wewe to :33 sweep x3 youw sweep, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; hangman to OwO hewp ^.^ him to -^.^ bed, UwU I think ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd change pwaces with :33 his >w< officew; fow wook -UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot which uWu way xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. -:3 POSTHUMUS. Yes ÚwÚ indeed UwU do I, UwU fewwow. -GAOLER. uWu Youw :33 death >_> has eyes in's head, :33 then; UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen ^.^ him UwU so -^.^ pictuw'd. >_> You ^w^ must xDD eithew be ^-^ diwected ^.^ by x3 some :3 that OwO take ;;w;; upon them -to knyow, ow to OwO take ;;w;; upon >_> youwsewf :3 that which UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you UwU do nyot -knyow, ow x3 jump x3 the >w< aftew-inquiwy on x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ pewiw. xDD And >w< how xDD you -UwU shaww ^w^ speed uWu in x3 youw journey's ^w^ end, UwU I think you'ww >_< nyevew ^-^ wetuwn to -tell onye. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, there OwO awe >_< nyonye ^.^ want eyes to direct -them x3 the uWu way UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ going, >_> but xDD such >_< as >_> wink ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot use OwO them. -GAOLER. >_> What >w< an :3 infinyite ÚwÚ mock >_> is uWu this, :3 that :3 a x3 man >_> shouwd uWu have x3 the -best use of eyes to >_> see x3 the uWu way of :3 bwindnyess! UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< hanging's -x3 the uWu way of winking. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. Knock x3 off :33 his ;;w;; manyacwes; ;;w;; bwing x3 youw ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the ;;w;; King. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Thou x3 bwing'st ÚwÚ good >_> nyews: UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ caww'd to be UwU made >w< fwee. -GAOLER. I'll be :33 hang'd UwU then. -:3 POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Thou shalt be xDD then ÚwÚ fweew than :3 a ^w^ gaowew; nyo bolts fow x3 the -uWu dead. Exeunt POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW -GAOLER. OwO Unwess :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd marry :3 a >_< gawwows ÚwÚ and x3 beget xDD young uWu gibbets, -UwU I >_< nyevew saw one UwU so >_> pwonye. Yet, on x3 my OwO conscience, there OwO awe verier -knyaves ^.^ desiwe to x3 wive, fow aww ^.^ he be :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and there be x3 some -of them ^w^ too :3 that ^-^ die OwO against uWu theiw OwO wiwws; UwU so >_> shouwd I, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe -onye. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we :3 wewe aww of one UwU mind, ÚwÚ and one ^-^ mind UwU good. >_< O, there -:3 wewe ^w^ desowation of ÚwÚ gaowews ÚwÚ and x3 gawwowses! UwU I speak OwO against x3 my -xDD pwesent >w< pwofit, >_> but x3 my ÚwÚ wish hath :3 a pwefewment ÚwÚ in't. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -;;w;; Bwitain. CYMBEWINyE'S ^w^ tent - -Entew CYMBELINE, xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, :3 AWVIWAGUS, OwO PISANyIO, LORDS, -^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Stand ^.^ by x3 my side, xDD you ÚwÚ whom x3 the gods uWu have UwU made -Preservers of x3 my thwonye. ;;w;; Woe >_> is x3 my >_< heawt -:33 That x3 the poor soldier :3 that UwU so :33 wichwy :33 fought, ->_< Whose rags ;;w;; sham'd :3 giwded awms, x3 whose nyaked breast -;;w;; Stepp'd >w< befowe tawges of uWu pwoof, ;;w;; cannyot be uWu found. ->w< He UwU shaww be ^w^ happy :3 that ^.^ can find :3 him, >_> if -Our xDD gwace ^.^ can >_< make ^.^ him :3 so. -BELARIUS. UwU I >_< nyevew saw ->w< Such x3 nyobwe UwU fuwy uWu in UwU so poor :3 a >_> thing; ->w< Such >_< pwecious >_< deeds uWu in one :3 that pwomis'd >_< nyought -OwO But :33 beggawy ÚwÚ and poor OwO wooks. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. No UwU tidings of him? -PISANIO. >w< He hath :33 been :33 seawch'd ^-^ among x3 the >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< wiving, -OwO But nyo trace of ^.^ him. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; To x3 my gwief, UwU I ^w^ am -uWu The heir of :33 his :33 wewawd; :33 [To xDD BEWAWIUS, ^.^ GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS] -which UwU I xDD wiww >_< add -;;w;; To UwU you, x3 the >w< wivew, uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and :3 bwain, of ^-^ Bwitain, -^-^ By ÚwÚ whom UwU I gwant ^.^ she ^.^ wives. 'Tis nyow x3 the time -;;w;; To ^w^ ask of >_> whence xDD you x3 awe. Report :3 it. -BELARIUS. UwU Siw, -^w^ In Cambria OwO awe ^.^ we born, ÚwÚ and UwU gentwemen; ->w< Fuwthew to boast :3 wewe :3 nyeithew true nor OwO modest, -OwO Unwess UwU I >_< add ^.^ we OwO awe honest. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Bow x3 youw knyees. -Awise x3 my :3 knyights ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu battwe; UwU I >w< cweate xDD you -OwO Companyions to UwU ouw pewson, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ;;w;; fit xDD you -With >_> dignyities >_< becoming x3 youw :33 estates. - -Entew CORNELIUS ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES - ->_> Thewe's business uWu in these UwU faces. Why UwU so sadwy -^-^ Gweet xDD you UwU ouw victory? >_> You wook ^.^ wike uWu Womans, -xDD And nyot ^.^ o' x3 th' court of ;;w;; Bwitain. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. >w< Haiw, great King! -;;w;; To :3 souw x3 youw happinyess UwU I ^w^ must wepowt -uWu The xDD Queen >_> is uWu dead. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Who xDD wowse than :3 a ^.^ physician -Wouwd ÚwÚ this wepowt ;;w;; become? OwO But UwU I OwO considew -^-^ By x3 med'cinye'wife OwO may be prolong'd, yet :33 death -Will x3 seize x3 the x3 doctow UwU too. How >_< ended >_< she? -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. With howwow, madly ÚwÚ dying, ^.^ wike her :33 wife; ->_< Which, ^.^ being UwU cwuew to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ^-^ concwuded -:3 Most UwU cwuew to hewsewf. >_> What ^.^ she >_> confess'd -UwU I xDD wiww wepowt, UwU so uWu pwease uWu you; these her x3 women -UwU Can uWu twip ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I >w< eww, who with wet >_> cheeks -^.^ Wewe xDD pwesent when ^.^ she finish'd. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU Pwithee :3 say. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. ^.^ Fiwst, ^.^ she >_> confess'd ^.^ she >_< nyevew :3 wov'd uWu you; >w< onwy -UwU Affected :33 gweatnyess ^w^ got ^.^ by UwU you, nyot uWu you; -uWu Mawwied x3 youw OwO woyawty, UwU was >w< wife to x3 youw pwace; -Abhorr'd x3 youw person. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :33 She awonye UwU knyew >_< this; -xDD And >_> but ^.^ she ^-^ spoke >w< it ÚwÚ dying, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot -:3 Bewieve her lips uWu in >w< openying :3 it. ;;w;; Pwoceed. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. uWu Youw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she bore uWu in uWu hand to wuv -With xDD such >w< integwity, ^.^ she uWu did x3 confess -Was >_< as :3 a scorpion to her sight; x3 whose :3 wife, -OwO But :3 that her :33 fwight prevented :33 it, ^.^ she xDD had -uWu Ta'en x3 off ^.^ by poison. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O UwU most xDD dewicate ^w^ fiend! -Who :3 is't ^.^ can ^w^ wead :3 a x3 woman? Is there UwU mowe? -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. :33 Mowe, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 wowse. :33 She uWu did x3 confess ^.^ she xDD had -For xDD you :3 a >w< mowtaw >_> minyewaw, ^w^ which, ^.^ being took, -Should ^.^ by x3 the minyute >w< feed on :3 wife, ÚwÚ and wing'wing, -^-^ By :33 inches uWu waste OwO you. ^w^ In which time ^.^ she ;;w;; puwpos'd, -^-^ By >_< watching, weeping, ;;w;; tendance, x3 kissing, to -O'ercome xDD you with her show; ÚwÚ and uWu in time, -x3 When ^.^ she xDD had :3 fitted xDD you with her >w< cwaft, to ^.^ wowk -:3 Hew >_< son x3 into x3 th' ÚwÚ adoption of x3 the >_< cwown; -OwO But :33 faiwing of her >w< end ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; stwange >_> absence, -^w^ Gwew xDD shamewess-despewate, x3 open'd, uWu in ;;w;; despite -Of heaven ÚwÚ and men, her x3 puwposes, ^w^ wepented -uWu The ;;w;; eviws ^.^ she ÚwÚ hatch'd :3 wewe nyot effected; >_> so, -x3 Despaiwing, ÚwÚ died. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Heawd xDD you aww uWu this, her :3 women? -WADY. We ^-^ did, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Mine eyes -^.^ Wewe nyot uWu in ^w^ fauwt, fow ^.^ she UwU was beautiful; -Mine ;;w;; eaws, :3 that heard her fwattewy; nor x3 my >_< heawt -:33 That xDD thought her ^.^ wike her >_< seeming. ^.^ It xDD had :33 been ^.^ vicious -;;w;; To uWu have x3 mistwusted >w< hew; ^w^ yet, x3 O x3 my daughter! -:33 That >w< it UwU was >w< fowwy uWu in ;;w;; me xDD thou uWu mayst say, -xDD And ^-^ pwuv >w< it uWu in >w< thy feeling. uWu Heaven mend :33 aww! - -Entew LUCIUS, ^w^ IACHIMO, x3 the ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW, ÚwÚ and othew -Roman pwisonyews, ^-^ guawded; POSTHUMUS behind, ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN - -^.^ Thou UwU com'st >_> nyot, Caius, nyow fow >_< twibute; :3 that -uWu The ^.^ Bwitons uWu have raz'd ^.^ out, ^w^ though with x3 the ^-^ woss -Of UwU many :3 a bold one, x3 whose >_< kinsmen uWu have UwU made >_> suit -:33 That uWu theiw ÚwÚ good >w< souws OwO may be >w< appeas'd with >_> swaughtew -Of xDD you uWu theiw :33 captives, which :3 ouwsewf uWu have gwanted; -^w^ So think of x3 youw estate. -WUCIUS. Consider, ^w^ siw, x3 the chance of waw. uWu The day -Was >_> youws ^.^ by accident; xDD had >w< it >_> gonye with us, -We >_> shouwd >_> nyot, when x3 the :3 bwood UwU was coow, uWu have threaten'd -Our OwO pwisonyews with x3 the ^-^ swowd. OwO But xDD since x3 the gods -Will uWu have >w< it thus, :3 that >_< nyothing >_> but UwU ouw ;;w;; wives -^-^ May be ^w^ caww'd ransom, wet >w< it x3 come. :33 Sufficeth -^-^ A Roman with :3 a Roman's >_< heawt ^.^ can :33 suffew. -^.^ Augustus ;;w;; wives to think ^-^ on't; ÚwÚ and UwU so much -For x3 my peculiar >w< cawe. This one ^.^ thing >w< onwy -UwU I xDD wiww >_> entweat: x3 my ^-^ boy, :3 a Briton born, -Let ^.^ him be wansom'd. xDD Nyevew >_< mastew xDD had -^-^ A page UwU so ;;w;; kind, UwU so duteous, ^w^ diwigent, -^w^ So xDD tendew uvw :33 his UwU occasions, ^-^ twue, -^w^ So :33 feat, UwU so >_< nyuwse-wike; wet :33 his viwtue ^w^ join -With x3 my ÚwÚ wequest, which I'll >_< make bold x3 youw >_> Highnyess -UwU Cannyot >_< deny; ^.^ he hath donye nyo Briton x3 hawm -;;w;; Though ^.^ he uWu have sewv'd :3 a Roman. :3 Save :3 him, ^w^ siw, -xDD And ^-^ spawe nyo :3 bwood >_< beside. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I uWu have x3 suwewy :3 seen him; -ÚwÚ His ^.^ favouw >_> is ^.^ famiwiaw to x3 me. :33 Boy, -^.^ Thou x3 hast >_> wook'd >w< thysewf x3 into x3 my gwace, -xDD And awt >_< minye own. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, ^-^ whewefowe -;;w;; To >_> say 'Wive, UwU boy.' Nye'ew >_> thank >w< thy master. Live; -xDD And ^w^ ask of :33 Cymbewinye >_> what >w< boon xDD thou wiwt, -^.^ Fitting x3 my >_> bounty ÚwÚ and >w< thy state, I'll UwU give uWu it; -Yea, ^w^ though xDD thou UwU do ;;w;; demand :3 a pwisonyew, -uWu The uWu nyobwest :33 ta'en. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -WUCIUS. UwU I UwU do nyot bid uWu thee ÚwÚ beg x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ good lad, -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wilt. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 Nyo, no! xDD Awack, ->_> Thewe's othew ^.^ wowk uWu in >w< hand. UwU I >_> see :3 a ^.^ thing -Bitter to ;;w;; me >_< as ÚwÚ death; x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, -:3 Must shuffwe fow itself. -WUCIUS. uWu The ;;w;; boy >_< disdains uWu me, ->w< He >w< weaves uWu me, scorns x3 me. >_< Bwiefwy ^-^ die uWu theiw joys -:33 That :33 pwace them on x3 the uWu twuth of giwws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; boys. -Why >w< stands ^.^ he UwU so xDD pewpwex'd? -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_> What wouldst UwU thou, boy? -UwU I wuv uWu thee ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and mowe; think ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe -x3 What's best to xDD ask. Knyow'st ^.^ him xDD thou wook'st ^-^ on? ÚwÚ Speak, -;;w;; Wiwt uWu have ^.^ him >_> wive? Is ^.^ he >w< thy :33 kin? >w< thy >w< fwiend? -UwU IMOGEN. >w< He >_> is :3 a Woman, nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ kin to ;;w;; me -Than UwU I to x3 youw Highness; who, ^.^ being bown x3 youw ^.^ vassaw, -^w^ Am ^-^ something >_> nyeawew. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Whewefowe ey'st ^.^ him so? -UwU IMOGEN. I'll tell UwU you, ^w^ siw, uWu in pwivate, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me ;;w;; heawing. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Ay, with aww x3 my uWu heawt, -xDD And xDD wend x3 my best attention. x3 What's >w< thy :3 nyame? -UwU IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Thou'wt x3 my ÚwÚ good youth, x3 my ^-^ page; -I'll be >w< thy master. >_< Wawk with OwO me; speak x3 fweewy. -x3 [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN convewse apart] -BELARIUS. Is nyot ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy xDD weviv'd from UwU death? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Onye :33 sand anyothew -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ mowe :33 wesembwes- :3 that x3 sweet :3 wosy >_< wad -Who >w< died ÚwÚ and UwU was ;;w;; Fidewe. >_> What think you? -:3 GUIDEWIUS. uWu The same >_< dead ^.^ thing alive. -BELARIUS. uWu Peace, peace! >_> see fuwthew. >w< He eyes >_> us x3 nyot; ^.^ fowbeaw. -Cweatuwes OwO may be alike; were't xDD he, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ->w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ spoke to >_> us. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. OwO But ^.^ we saw ^.^ him uWu dead. -BELARIUS. ^w^ Be siwent; >_> wet's >_> see fuwthew. -PISANIO. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It >_> is x3 my ^w^ mistwess. -Since ^.^ she >_> is >w< wiving, wet x3 the time >w< wun on -;;w;; To ÚwÚ good ow bad. x3 [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and UwU IMOGEN >_< advance] -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Come, stand xDD thou ^.^ by UwU ouw x3 side; -^-^ Make >w< thy ;;w;; demand ^.^ awoud. :33 [To x3 IACHIMO] UwU Siw, :33 step xDD you forth; -Give answew to ÚwÚ this ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it freely, -:3 Ow, ^.^ by UwU ouw :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD gwace of :33 it, ->_< Which >_> is UwU ouw honyouw, UwU bittew towtuwe UwU shaww -Winnow x3 the uWu twuth from falsehood. ÚwÚ On, speak to ^.^ him. -UwU IMOGEN. OwO My >w< boon >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman OwO may render -Of ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ this wing. -:3 POSTHUMUS. :3 [Aside] x3 What's :3 that to him? -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :33 That >_> diamond ;;w;; upon x3 youw finger, >_> say -How ^-^ came >w< it x3 youws? -IACHIMO. Thou'lt towtuwe ;;w;; me to OwO weave xDD unspoken :3 that ->_< Which to be ^-^ spoke ^.^ wouwd towtuwe thee. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ How? me? -IACHIMO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to be constwain'd to :33 uttew :3 that ->_< Which torments ;;w;; me to conceaw. ^-^ By xDD viwwainy -UwU I ^w^ got ÚwÚ this wing; uWu 'twas ^.^ Weonyatus' ;;w;; jewew, -;;w;; Whom xDD thou :33 didst ^w^ banyish; and- which ^.^ mowe OwO may UwU gwieve ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; As >w< it xDD doth me- :3 a >w< nyobwew ^w^ siw ^w^ nye'ew liv'd -UwU 'Twixt sky ÚwÚ and :33 gwound. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou hear >_> mowe, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. All :3 that ^-^ bewongs to UwU this. -IACHIMO. :33 That OwO pawagon, >w< thy ^w^ daughtew, -For ÚwÚ whom x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ dwops :3 bwood ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU fawse ;;w;; spiwits -ÚwÚ Quaiw to :3 wemembew- Give ;;w;; me weave, UwU I ^.^ faint. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO My daughter? >_> What of OwO hew? Renew >w< thy >_> stwength; -UwU I xDD had rather xDD thou shouwdst ^w^ wive OwO whiwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD wiww -Than ^-^ die ere UwU I hear more. Stwive, ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >_< speak. -IACHIMO. >_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ time- xDD unhappy UwU was x3 the >w< cwock -:33 That >w< stwuck x3 the houw!- UwU was uWu in ^w^ Wome- ^.^ accuws'd -uWu The >_< mansion ÚwÚ whewe!- uWu 'twas uWu at :3 a feast- >_< O, ^.^ wouwd -Our viands xDD had :33 been poison'd, ow uWu at least ->w< Those which UwU I ^.^ heav'd to x3 head!- x3 the ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Posthumus- ->_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ say? ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to be -Whewe :33 iww ;;w;; men uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and UwU was x3 the best of aww -^-^ Amongst x3 the x3 waw'st of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; onyes- :3 sitting sadwy -Heawing >_> us praise UwU ouw loves of Italy -For beauty :3 that UwU made ^-^ bawwen x3 the UwU sweww'd boast -Of ^.^ him :3 that best couwd speak; fow featuwe, ÚwÚ waming -uWu The ^.^ shwinye of :3 Venyus ow ^w^ stwaight-pight Minyewva, -;;w;; Postuwes ^w^ beyond bwief >_< nyatuwe; fow ^w^ condition, -^-^ A >_> shop of aww x3 the :33 quawities :3 that x3 man -UwU Wuvs OwO woman ^w^ fow; ;;w;; besides :3 that ÚwÚ hook of >w< wiving, -^-^ Faiwnyess which :33 stwikes x3 the x3 eye- -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I stand on >_> fiwe. -:3 Come to x3 the :3 mattew. -IACHIMO. All ^w^ too >w< soon UwU I UwU shaww, -OwO Unwess xDD thou wouldst UwU gwieve >w< quickwy. This >_> Posthumus, -:3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and one -:33 That xDD had :3 a royal ^.^ wuvw, >_> took :33 his hint; -xDD And nyot dispraising ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we :3 pwais'd- thewein ->w< He UwU was >_< as ÚwÚ cawm >_< as virtue- ^.^ he began -ÚwÚ His >_< mistwess' ;;w;; pictuwe; which ^.^ by :33 his >_> tongue ^.^ being made, -xDD And xDD then :3 a ^-^ mind put OwO in't, xDD eithew UwU ouw brags -^.^ Wewe >_< cwack'd of ^-^ kitchen >w< twuwws, ow :33 his description -Prov'd >_> us ÚwÚ unspeaking ;;w;; sots. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nyay, x3 nyay, to x3 th' puwpose. -IACHIMO. uWu Youw ^w^ daughtew's ;;w;; chastity- there >w< it UwU begins. ->w< He x3 spake of her >_< as uWu Dian xDD had :3 hot x3 dweams -xDD And ^.^ she awonye :3 wewe xDD cowd; ^.^ wheweat I, :3 wwetch, -Made :33 scwupwe of :33 his >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and wager'd with ^.^ him -xDD Pieces of gowd uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ this which xDD then ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe ->_> Upon :33 his :3 honyouw'd finger, to :3 attain -^w^ In >_> suit x3 the :33 pwace >_> of's ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and x3 win ÚwÚ this OwO wing -^-^ By hews ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD aduwtewy. ^-^ He, true UwU knyight, -No wessew of her honour xDD confident -Than UwU I uWu did :33 twuwy find hew, >_> stakes ÚwÚ this wing; -xDD And ^.^ wouwd >_> so, xDD had >w< it :33 been :3 a cawbuncwe -Of x3 Phoebus' wheew; ÚwÚ and ^w^ might UwU so *sweats* safewy, xDD had >w< it -:33 Been aww x3 the ^.^ wowth >_> of's car. UwU Away to uWu Bwitain -:33 Post UwU I uWu in ÚwÚ this design. Weww OwO may UwU you, ^w^ siw, -ÚwÚ Wemembew ;;w;; me uWu at xDD couwt, :3 whewe UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ taught -Of x3 youw >w< chaste daughter x3 the uWu wide ^.^ diffewence -UwU 'Twixt :3 amowous ÚwÚ and viwwainyous. uWu Being OwO thus :3 quench'd -Of hope, nyot wonging, >_< minye Itawian :3 bwain -UwU Gan uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; duwwew uWu Bwitain operate -:3 Most viwewy; fow x3 my vantage, excellent; -^.^ And, to be ^-^ bwief, x3 my pwactice UwU so pwevaiw'd -:33 That UwU I wetuwn'd with ^w^ simuwaw xDD pwoof enough -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Weonyatus mad, -^-^ By ^w^ wounding :33 his bewief uWu in her renown -With UwU tokens OwO thus ÚwÚ and ^.^ thus; xDD avewwing >_> nyotes -Of >_> chambew-hanging, pictuwes, ÚwÚ this her >_> bwacewet- -x3 O ^w^ cunnying, >w< how UwU I ^w^ got >_> it!- x3 nyay, x3 some >w< mawks -Of secret on her pewson, :3 that ^.^ he couwd nyot -OwO But think her :3 bond of ÚwÚ chastity quite UwU cwack'd, -UwU I xDD having >_> ta'en x3 the :3 fowfeit. :33 Wheweupon- -Methinks UwU I >_> see ^.^ him x3 nyow- -:3 POSTHUMUS. [Coming forward] Ay, UwU so xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, -Itawian ^w^ fiend! uWu Ay uWu me, UwU most credulous x3 foow, ->_> Egwegious muwdewew, :33 thief, ;;w;; anything ->w< That's >_< due to aww x3 the x3 viwwains past, uWu in x3 being, -;;w;; To >w< come! >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< cowd, ow ^-^ knyife, ow uWu poison, -;;w;; Some ^w^ upwight >_> justicew! Thou, OwO King, >_> send x3 out -For towtuwews ^.^ ingenyious. ^.^ It >_> is UwU I -:33 That aww x3 th' ;;w;; abhowwed ^.^ things ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth ;;w;; amend -^-^ By ^.^ being xDD wowse than OwO they. UwU I ^w^ am >_> Posthumus, -:33 That kill'd >w< thy ;;w;; daughtew; ;;w;; viwwain-wike, UwU I lie- -:33 That OwO caus'd :3 a wessew viwwain than myself, -^-^ A ÚwÚ sacwiwegious :33 thief, to >_< do't. uWu The OwO tempwe -Of viwtue UwU was ^.^ she; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hewsewf. -:3 Spit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow ^w^ stonyes, ;;w;; cast miwe ;;w;; upon uWu me, uWu set -uWu The ^.^ dogs ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 stweet to ^w^ bay x3 me. Evewy viwwain -^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd >_< Posthumus ^w^ Weonyatus, ÚwÚ and -^w^ Be xDD viwwainy less than xDD 'twas! x3 O Imogen! -OwO My queen, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my wife! x3 O x3 Imogen, -x3 Imogen, Imogen! -UwU IMOGEN. uWu Peace, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 Heaw, hear! -:3 POSTHUMUS. :33 Shaww's uWu have :3 a :33 pway of :3 this? ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ scownfuw page, ->_> Thewe wies >w< thy part. [Strikes her. :33 She :33 fawws] -PISANIO. x3 O xDD gentwemen, :33 hewp! -Mine ÚwÚ and x3 youw mistwess! >_< O, x3 my ;;w;; wowd Posthumus! ->_> You ^w^ nye'ew kill'd Imogen >w< tiww now. Hewp, :33 hewp! -Mine :3 honyouw'd :33 wady! -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Does x3 the wowwd OwO go wound? -:3 POSTHUMUS. How x3 comes these staggews on me? -PISANIO. UwU Wake, x3 my mistwess! -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, x3 the gods UwU do >_> mean to strike ;;w;; me -;;w;; To :33 death with >w< mowtaw ^-^ joy. -PISANIO. How fawes x3 my mistwess? -UwU IMOGEN. >_< O, get uWu thee from x3 my sight; -^.^ Thou >w< gav'st ;;w;; me poison. ^w^ Dangewous fewwow, UwU hence! -Bweathe nyot :3 whewe pwinces x3 awe. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The tune of Imogen! -PISANIO. Lady, -uWu The gods ^-^ thwow ^.^ stonyes of UwU suwphuw on uWu me, >_> if -:33 That ^w^ box UwU I uWu gave xDD you UwU was nyot xDD thought ^.^ by ;;w;; me -^-^ A >_< pwecious x3 thing! UwU I xDD had >w< it from x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. xDD Nyew ;;w;; mattew still? -UwU IMOGEN. ^.^ It OwO poison'd x3 me. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. x3 O ^-^ gods! -UwU I left x3 out one ^.^ thing which x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ confess'd, ->_< Which ^w^ must approve uWu thee honest. x3 'If OwO Pisanyio -^w^ Have' uWu said ^.^ she OwO 'given :33 his mistwess :3 that ÚwÚ confection ->_< Which UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him fow >_< cowdiaw, ^.^ she >_> is sewv'd -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd serve :3 a >_> wat.' -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 What's uWu this, >_< Cownyewius? -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. uWu The :3 Queen, ^w^ siw, xDD vewy ;;w;; oft xDD impowtun'd ;;w;; me -;;w;; To xDD tempew UwU poisons fow >w< hew; still ^.^ pwetending -uWu The >_< satisfaction of her >_< knyowwedge >w< onwy -^w^ In UwU kiwwing ^-^ cweatuwes ^w^ viwe, >_< as cats ÚwÚ and xDD dogs, -Of nyo esteem. I, dreading :3 that her OwO puwpose -Was of ^.^ mowe uWu dangew, uWu did ÚwÚ compound fow her -^-^ A xDD cewtain stuff, ^w^ which, ^.^ being >_> ta'en ^.^ wouwd xDD cease -uWu The xDD pwesent pow'w of :3 wife, >_> but uWu in showt time -All ;;w;; offices of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd again -Do uWu theiw >_< due ^.^ functions. :3 Have xDD you >_> ta'en of :33 it? -UwU IMOGEN. :3 Most ^.^ wike UwU I ^-^ did, fow UwU I UwU was uWu dead. -BELARIUS. OwO My boys, ->_> Thewe UwU was UwU ouw OwO ewwow. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. This >_> is >_< suwe ;;w;; Fidewe. -UwU IMOGEN. Why uWu did xDD you ^-^ thwow x3 youw >w< wedded uWu wady from you? -^w^ Think :3 that xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 wock, ÚwÚ and nyow -Throw ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. xDD [Embwacing >w< him] -:3 POSTHUMUS. Hang there ^.^ wike >_> fwuit, x3 my x3 souw, -Tiww x3 the twee ^-^ die! -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. How now, x3 my flesh? x3 my >w< chiwd? -What, xDD mak'st xDD thou ;;w;; me :3 a :3 duwwawd uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ act? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot speak to me? -UwU IMOGEN. UwU [Knyeewing] uWu Youw blessing, sir. -BELARIUS. :33 [To ^-^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and AWVIWAGUS] ;;w;; Though xDD you uWu did wuv ÚwÚ this -youth, UwU I uWu bwame OwO ye x3 nyot; ->_> You xDD had :3 a motive xDD fow't. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO My tears :3 that faww -^-^ Pwuv >w< howy UwU watew on uWu thee! x3 Imogen, -x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's uWu dead. -UwU IMOGEN. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy x3 fow't, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_< O, ^.^ she UwU was nyaught, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong of her >w< it UwU was -:33 That ^.^ we :3 meet OwO hewe UwU so strangely; >_> but her >_< son -Is >w< gonye, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how nor x3 whewe. -PISANIO. OwO My uWu wowd, -Now feaw >_> is from uWu me, I'll speak troth. Lord ^w^ Cwoten, ->_> Upon x3 my >_> wady's :3 missing, ^-^ came to ;;w;; me -With :33 his xDD swowd x3 dwawn, OwO foam'd uWu at x3 the uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^w^ swowe, -;;w;; If UwU I discuvw'd nyot which uWu way ^.^ she UwU was >w< gonye, -^.^ It UwU was x3 my x3 instant death. ^-^ By :33 accident -UwU I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ feignyed >_> wettew of x3 my xDD mastew's -UwU Then uWu in x3 my pocket, which ^-^ diwected ^.^ him -;;w;; To >_> seek her on x3 the ^-^ mountains nyeaw to OwO Miwfowd; -UwU Whewe, uWu in :3 a frenzy, uWu in x3 my xDD mastew's garments, ->_< Which ^.^ he enforc'd from uWu me, OwO away ^.^ he :3 posts -With ^w^ unchaste xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ oath to xDD viowate -OwO My >_> wady's honyouw. >_> What ÚwÚ became of ^.^ him -UwU I further ^.^ knyow not. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. Let ;;w;; me >w< end x3 the stowy: -UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him :33 thewe. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. OwO Mawwy, x3 the gods forfend! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >w< thy ÚwÚ good >_< deeds >_> shouwd from x3 my lips -Pluck :3 a x3 hawd :33 sentence. Prithee, uWu vawiant youth, -^-^ Deny't ;;w;; again. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu did :3 it. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >w< He UwU was :3 a pwince. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. ^-^ A UwU most incivil onye. uWu The >_< wwongs ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; me -^.^ Wewe >_< nyothing pwince-wike; fow ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; pwovoke ;;w;; me -With language :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me :33 spuwn x3 the :33 sea, -;;w;; If >w< it couwd UwU so roar to x3 me. UwU I :3 cut :3 off's head, -xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad ^.^ he >_> is nyot >_< standing OwO hewe -;;w;; To tell ÚwÚ this xDD tawe of ^w^ minye. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow thee. -^-^ By ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> tongue xDD thou awt OwO condemn'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must -Endure UwU ouw law. ^w^ Thou'wt uWu dead. -UwU IMOGEN. :33 That headless x3 man -UwU I xDD thought xDD had :33 been x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Bind x3 the UwU offendew, -xDD And OwO take ^.^ him from UwU ouw pwesence. -BELARIUS. Stay, ^w^ siw ;;w;; King. -This x3 man >_> is xDD bettew than x3 the x3 man ^.^ he slew, -;;w;; As weww >_> descended >_< as ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and hath -uWu Mowe of uWu thee ;;w;; mewited than :3 a band of >_> Cwotens -xDD Had OwO evew ^-^ scaw ;;w;; fow. :33 [To x3 the ^.^ guawd] Let :33 his :3 awms ^.^ awonye; -^-^ They :3 wewe nyot bown fow bondage. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Why, ;;w;; owd sowdiew, -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou undo x3 the ^.^ wowth xDD thou awt unpaid fow -^-^ By :3 tasting of UwU ouw >_> wwath? How of >_< descent -;;w;; As ÚwÚ good >_< as uWu we? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ In :3 that ^.^ he x3 spake ^w^ too far. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. xDD And xDD thou shalt ^-^ die xDD fow't. -BELARIUS. We xDD wiww ^-^ die aww OwO thwee; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 that >w< two UwU on's OwO awe >_< as ÚwÚ good -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have UwU given x3 out ^.^ him. OwO My sons, UwU I ^w^ must -For >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt ^w^ unfowd :3 a uWu dangewous ;;w;; speech, -;;w;; Though haply weww fow OwO you. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. uWu Youw danger's >_> ouws. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. xDD And UwU ouw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ his. -BELARIUS. :3 Have uWu at >w< it xDD then ^.^ by leave! -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hadst, great OwO King, :3 a x3 subject who -Was ^w^ caww'd ÚwÚ Bewawius. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_> What of him? >w< He >_> is -^-^ A banyish'd traitor. -BELARIUS. >w< He >w< it >_> is :3 that hath -Assum'd ÚwÚ this >_> age; ÚwÚ indeed :3 a banyish'd xDD man; -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how :3 a traitor. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Take ^.^ him hence, -uWu The whole wowwd UwU shaww nyot :3 save ^.^ him. -BELARIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ too xDD hot. -First x3 pay ;;w;; me fow x3 the nursing of >w< thy sons, -xDD And wet >w< it be UwU confiscate all, UwU so >w< soon -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have weceiv'd :3 it. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nursing of x3 my sons? -BELARIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >w< bwunt ÚwÚ and ^.^ saucy: hewe's x3 my uWu knyee. -Ere UwU I arise UwU I xDD wiww prefer x3 my sons; -UwU Then ^-^ spawe nyot x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 fathew. >w< Mighty ^w^ siw, -;;w;; These >w< two xDD young gentlemen :3 that caww ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And think ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 my sons, OwO awe >_< nyonye of minye; -^-^ They OwO awe x3 the x3 issue of x3 youw >_< woins, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -xDD And :3 bwood of x3 youw begetting. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ How? x3 my UwU issue? -BELARIUS. ^w^ So >_< suwe >_< as xDD you x3 youw fathew's. I, ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Mowgan, -^w^ Am :3 that Belarius ÚwÚ whom xDD you ÚwÚ sometime xDD banyish'd. -uWu Youw :3 pweasuwe UwU was x3 my mere ^-^ offence, x3 my UwU punyishment -^-^ Itsewf, ÚwÚ and aww x3 my treason; :3 that UwU I ^w^ suffew'd -Was aww x3 the x3 hawm UwU I ^.^ did. ;;w;; These ^-^ gentwe :33 pwinces- -For xDD such ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; they awe- these ÚwÚ twenty years -:3 Have UwU I ;;w;; twain'd xDD up; UwU those >w< awts ;;w;; they uWu have >_< as -Could put x3 into OwO them. OwO My xDD bweeding UwU was, ^w^ siw, >_< as -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess knyows. ^-^ Theiw xDD nyuwse, Euwiphiwe, -;;w;; Whom fow x3 the :3 theft UwU I wedded, OwO stowe these x3 chiwdwen ->_> Upon x3 my ;;w;; banyishment; UwU I x3 mov'd her >_> to't, ->_> Having weceiv'd x3 the UwU punyishment >w< befowe -For :3 that which UwU I uWu did UwU then. Beaten fow xDD woyawty ->_> Excited ;;w;; me to :3 tweason. ^-^ Theiw uWu deaw woss, -uWu The ^.^ mowe of xDD you uWu 'twas ^-^ fewt, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it shap'd -uWu Unto x3 my >w< end of stealing OwO them. But, >_> gwacious ^w^ siw, -:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 youw xDD sons OwO again, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must wose -Two of x3 the ;;w;; sweet'st companions uWu in x3 the wowwd. -uWu The benediction of these ^.^ cuvwing heavens -Fall on uWu theiw heads ^.^ wike uWu dew! fow ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ wowthy -;;w;; To ^-^ inway heaven with >w< staws. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. ^.^ Thou :33 weep'st ÚwÚ and uWu speak'st. -uWu The OwO sewvice :3 that xDD you >w< thwee uWu have donye >_> is ^.^ mowe -:33 Unwike than ÚwÚ this xDD thou tell'st. UwU I wost x3 my >_< chiwdwen. -;;w;; If these be >w< they, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to ÚwÚ wish -^-^ A :33 paiw of wowthiew >w< sons. -BELARIUS. ^w^ Be pleas'd OwO awhiwe. -This gentweman, ÚwÚ whom UwU I caww Polydore, -:3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy >_< pwince, >_< as >_< youws, >_> is true UwU Guidewius; -This gentweman, x3 my Cadwal, Arviragus, -uWu Youw :3 youngew princely son; xDD he, ^w^ siw, UwU was wapp'd -^w^ In :3 a UwU most curious mantle, ;;w;; wwought ^.^ by x3 th' uWu hand -Of :33 his >_< queen :33 mothew, which fow ^.^ mowe probation -UwU I ^.^ can with ^w^ ease ^.^ pwoduce. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. :3 Guidewius xDD had ->_> Upon :33 his x3 nyeck :3 a >_> mowe, :3 a sanguine star; -^.^ It UwU was :3 a mark of :3 wondew. -BELARIUS. This >_> is xDD he, -Who hath ;;w;; upon ^.^ him still :3 that natural >w< stamp. -^.^ It UwU was uWu wise ;;w;; nyatuwe's >w< end uWu in x3 the ;;w;; donyation, -;;w;; To be :33 his >_> evidence now. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. >_< O, >_> what ^w^ am >_< I? -^-^ A mothew to x3 the birth of xDD thwee? Nye'ew mothew -Rejoic'd dewivewance more. ^-^ Bwest pray xDD you be, -^.^ That, ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange :33 stawting from x3 youw ^w^ owbs, ->_> You OwO may OwO weign uWu in them >_< nyow! x3 O x3 Imogen, -^.^ Thou x3 hast wost ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :3 a >_> kingdom. -UwU IMOGEN. :3 Nyo, x3 my wowd; -UwU I uWu have ^w^ got >w< two ÚwÚ wowwds >_< by't. x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe OwO bwothews, -:3 Have ^.^ we OwO thus met? >_< O, >_< nyevew >_> say heweaftew -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am uWu twuest speaker! >_> You ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me brother, -x3 When UwU I UwU was >_> but x3 youw ^-^ sistew: UwU I xDD you OwO bwothews, -x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe UwU so indeed. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Did xDD you ;;w;; e'ew meet? -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -:3 GUIDEWIUS. xDD And uWu at xDD fiwst meeting ;;w;; wov'd, -ÚwÚ Continyu'd UwU so ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we xDD thought ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. -^-^ COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ By x3 the Queen's UwU dwam ^.^ she swawwow'd. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. x3 O OwO wawe instinct! -x3 When UwU shaww UwU I hear aww >_< thwough? This >_< fiewce abwidgment ->_< Hath to >w< it ;;w;; ciwcumstantiaw ^.^ bwanches, which -xDD Distinction >_> shouwd be rich ^.^ in. OwO Whewe? >w< how liv'd you? -xDD And when ^-^ came xDD you to serve UwU ouw Roman ;;w;; captive? -How pawted with x3 youw bwothews? >w< how xDD fiwst >w< met them? -Why ^w^ fwed xDD you from x3 the ^w^ couwt? ÚwÚ and >_< whithew? These, -xDD And x3 youw >w< thwee >_< motives to x3 the battwe, with -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how much >_> mowe, >_> shouwd be >w< demanded, -xDD And aww x3 the othew uWu by-dependences, -Fwom chance to chance; >_> but nor x3 the time nor :33 pwace -Will serve UwU ouw ^-^ wong interrogatories. :3 See, ->_< Posthumus anchors ;;w;; upon >w< Imogen; -xDD And uWu she, ^.^ wike UwU hawmwess lightning, ^w^ thwows her ^w^ eye -On :3 him, her OwO bwothews, uWu me, her ^.^ mastew, hitting -x3 Each :33 object with :3 a :33 joy; x3 the counterchange -Is uWu sevewawwy uWu in all. :3 Wet's ^.^ quit ÚwÚ this ground, -xDD And >_< smoke x3 the OwO tempwe with UwU ouw sacrifices. -:33 [To >_> BEWAWIUS] ^.^ Thou awt x3 my bwothew; UwU so we'll howd uWu thee ever. -UwU IMOGEN. >_> You OwO awe x3 my >w< fathew :3 too, ÚwÚ and uWu did xDD wewieve ;;w;; me -;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> gwacious ^.^ season. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. All ^w^ o'ewjoy'd -:3 Save these uWu in xDD bonds. Let them be >w< joyfuw :3 too, -For ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_> taste UwU ouw UwU comfowt. -UwU IMOGEN. OwO My ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, -UwU I xDD wiww yet UwU do xDD you service. -WUCIUS. Happy be you! -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. uWu The ^.^ fowwown sowdiew, :3 that UwU so ;;w;; nyobwy :33 fought, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have weww xDD becom'd ÚwÚ this :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwac'd -uWu The ^-^ thankings of :3 a king. -:3 POSTHUMUS. UwU I am, ^w^ siw, -uWu The soldier :3 that uWu did >_< company these >w< thwee -^w^ In poor beseeming; uWu 'twas :3 a :33 fitment fow -uWu The OwO puwpose UwU I xDD then UwU fowwow'd. :33 That UwU I UwU was xDD he, -ÚwÚ Speak, ^.^ Iachimo. UwU I xDD had xDD you ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and ^w^ might -:3 Have UwU made xDD you :3 finyish. -IACHIMO. UwU [Knyeewing] UwU I ^w^ am down again; -OwO But nyow x3 my x3 heavy >_> conscience uWu sinks x3 my OwO knyee, -;;w;; As xDD then x3 youw force ^.^ did. ^.^ Take :3 that :3 wife, :33 beseech UwU you, ->_< Which UwU I UwU so often OwO owe; >_> but x3 youw OwO wing ÚwÚ fiwst, -xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ÚwÚ bwacewet of x3 the uWu twuest ^-^ pwincess -:33 That OwO evew >w< swowe her ÚwÚ faith. -:3 POSTHUMUS. >_> Knyeew nyot to x3 me. -uWu The pow'w :3 that UwU I uWu have on xDD you >_> is to ^-^ spawe uWu you; -uWu The malice uWu towawds xDD you to :33 fowgive OwO you. Wive, -xDD And deal with ;;w;; othews ^-^ bettew. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Nyobwy ÚwÚ doom'd! -^-^ We'ww :3 weawn UwU ouw fweenyess of :3 a UwU son-in-waw; -Pardon's x3 the ;;w;; wowd to all. -ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS. >_> You holp us, ^w^ siw, -;;w;; As xDD you uWu did >_> mean ÚwÚ indeed to be UwU ouw bwothew; -UwU Joy'd OwO awe ^.^ we :3 that xDD you x3 awe. -:3 POSTHUMUS. uWu Youw uWu sewvant, Princes. ^-^ Good x3 my ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ Wome, -;;w;; Caww fowth x3 youw soothsayer. ;;w;; As UwU I swept, >_> methought -UwU Gweat Jupiter, ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> eagwe >_> back'd, -Appeaw'd to uWu me, with othew spwitewy >_< shows -Of >_< minye UwU own xDD kindwed. x3 When UwU I wak'd, UwU I >_> found -This wabew on x3 my x3 bosom; x3 whose xDD containying -Is UwU so from sense uWu in ^.^ hawdnyess :3 that UwU I ^.^ can -^-^ Make nyo xDD cowwection of :3 it. Let ^.^ him x3 show -ÚwÚ His :3 skiww uWu in x3 the x3 constwuction. -WUCIUS. Phiwawmonyus! ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -WUCIUS. :33 Wead, ÚwÚ and declare x3 the meanying. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. [Weads] ^-^ 'When >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wion's whewp UwU shaww, to >_< himsewf -uWu unknyown, ^-^ without UwU seeking ^w^ find, ÚwÚ and be x3 embwac'd ^.^ by -:3 a ^.^ piece of xDD tendew air; ÚwÚ and when from :3 a ÚwÚ statewy cedar UwU shaww -be OwO wopp'd ^-^ bwanches ^w^ which, ^.^ being >_< dead UwU many years, UwU shaww -ÚwÚ aftew uWu wevive, be OwO jointed to x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD stock, ÚwÚ and xDD fweshwy gwow; -xDD then UwU shaww >_< Posthumus >w< end :33 his miseries, uWu Bwitain be ;;w;; fowtunyate -ÚwÚ and :33 fwouwish uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 pwenty.' -Thou, ^w^ Weonyatus, awt x3 the ;;w;; wion's whelp; -uWu The ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt construction of >w< thy :33 nyame, -uWu Being OwO Weo-nyatus, xDD doth impowt UwU so :33 much. -:33 [To CYMBEWINyE] uWu The ^.^ piece of xDD tendew air, >w< thy virtuous ^w^ daughtew, ->_< Which ^.^ we caww 'mollis aer,' ÚwÚ and 'mollis ÚwÚ aew' -We term >w< it 'muwiew'; which 'mulier' UwU I divine -Is ÚwÚ this UwU most ^w^ constant :3 wife, who even nyow -Answewing x3 the >_> wettew of x3 the owacwe, -;;w;; Unknyown to UwU you, ^w^ unsought, :3 wewe >w< cwipp'd about -With ÚwÚ this UwU most xDD tendew air. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. This hath x3 some >_< seeming. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu The wofty >_> cedaw, royal Cymbeline, -Personates ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO wopp'd ^-^ bwanches :33 point -x3 Thy >w< two xDD sons ^-^ fowth, who, ^.^ by Belarius stol'n, -For UwU many years xDD thought >_< dead, OwO awe nyow >_> weviv'd, -;;w;; To x3 the :3 majestic cedar join'd, x3 whose x3 issue -OwO Pwomises uWu Bwitain uWu peace ÚwÚ and pwenty. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. xDD Weww, -OwO My uWu peace ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; begin. ^.^ And, :3 Caius ^w^ Wucius, -Awthough x3 the victow, ^.^ we :3 submit to Caesaw -xDD And to x3 the Roman :3 empiwe, OwO pwomising -;;w;; To x3 pay UwU ouw uWu wonted OwO twibute, from x3 the which -We :3 wewe UwU dissuaded ^.^ by UwU ouw wicked queen, -;;w;; Whom heavens uWu in justice, both on her ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hews, -:3 Have laid UwU most x3 heavy >w< hand. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu The x3 fingews of x3 the pow'rs :33 abuv UwU do tune -uWu The ;;w;; hawmony of ÚwÚ this peace. uWu The xDD vision ->_< Which UwU I UwU made ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ Wucius ere x3 the ^w^ stwoke -Of yet ÚwÚ this ^.^ scawce-cowd battwe, uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 instant -Is full accomplish'd; fow x3 the Roman :33 eagwe, -Fwom south to xDD west on OwO wing soaring awoft, -^w^ Wessen'd herself ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the beams ^.^ o' x3 th' sun -^w^ So x3 vanyish'd; which foweshow'd UwU ouw princely :33 eagwe, -Th'impewiaw ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> shouwd again uWu unyite -ÚwÚ His ^.^ favouw with x3 the OwO wadiant Cymbeline, ->_< Which uWu shinyes OwO hewe uWu in x3 the west. -;;w;; CYMBEWINyE. Laud ^.^ we x3 the gods; -xDD And wet UwU ouw crooked >w< smokes x3 cwimb to uWu theiw nyostwiws -Fwom UwU ouw uWu bwess'd ^-^ awtaws. Pubwish ^.^ we ÚwÚ this uWu peace -;;w;; To aww UwU ouw xDD subjects. Set ^.^ we fowwawd; wet -^-^ A Roman ÚwÚ and :3 a British ensign x3 wave -Friendly together. ^w^ So ^w^ thwough Wud's ^-^ Town march; -xDD And uWu in x3 the OwO tempwe of great Jupiter -Our uWu peace we'll ratify; UwU seaw >w< it with feasts. -Set on thewe! xDD Nyevew UwU was :3 a >w< waw uWu did OwO cease, -Ere bwoody ^.^ hands :3 wewe ^w^ wash'd, with xDD such :3 a peace. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -1604 - - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; HAMWET, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF DENMAWK - - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -Claudius, ^w^ King of Denmark. -Mawcewwus, >w< Officew. -Hamlet, >_< son to x3 the former, ÚwÚ and nephew to x3 the xDD pwesent king. -Polonius, Lord Chamberlain. -uWu Howatio, :33 fwiend to x3 Hamwet. -Waewtes, >_< son to >w< Powonyius. -^-^ Vowtemand, courtier. -^w^ Cownyewius, courtier. -Wosencwantz, courtier. -x3 Guiwdenstewn, courtier. -Oswic, courtier. -^-^ A Gentweman, courtier. -^-^ A Pwiest. -Mawcewwus, officer. -Bernardo, officer. -Francisco, :3 a soldier -:33 Weynyawdo, xDD sewvant to >w< Powonyius. -^w^ Pwayews. -Two x3 Cwowns, gravediggers. -;;w;; Fowtinbwas, Prince of ^w^ Nyowway. -^-^ A Norwegian ^-^ Captain. -:3 Engwish uWu Ambassadows. - ->w< Getwude, xDD Queen of xDD Denmawk, mothew to x3 Hamwet. -:33 Ophewia, daughter to >w< Powonyius. - ->_< Ghost of Hamlet's Fathew. - -;;w;; Wowds, x3 wadies, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Saiwows, Messengews, xDD Attendants. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE.- OwO Ewsinyowe. - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A ^w^ pwatfowm >w< befowe x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew >w< two Sentinyews-[fiwst,] Francisco, ^-^ [who paces x3 up ÚwÚ and down -uWu at :33 his >_< post; xDD then] Bernardo, ^-^ [who >_< appwoaches ;;w;; him]. - ->_> Bew. Who's there.? -Fran. Nyay, answew x3 me. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ and ^w^ unfowd OwO youwsewf. ->_> Bew. OwO Wong ^w^ wive x3 the King! -Fran. Bernardo? ->_> Bew. He. -Fran. >_> You come UwU most uWu cawefuwwy ;;w;; upon x3 youw hour. ->_> Bew. 'Tis nyow >w< stwuck twelve. >_< Get uWu thee to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ Fwancisco. -Fran. For ÚwÚ this relief much :33 thanks. 'Tis UwU bittew >_< cowd, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick uWu at ;;w;; heawt. ->_> Bew. :3 Have xDD you xDD had :33 quiet guawd? -Fran. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^-^ mouse ;;w;; stiwwing. ->_> Bew. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do :3 meet ÚwÚ Howatio ÚwÚ and Mawcewwus, -uWu The xDD wivaws of x3 my >w< watch, bid them >_< make ^.^ haste. - -Entew ÚwÚ Howatio ÚwÚ and >_> Mawcewwus. - -Fran. UwU I think UwU I hear OwO them. >_> Stand, ho! Who >_> is OwO thewe? ->_< How. Fwiends to ÚwÚ this :33 gwound. -Maw. xDD And ^-^ wiegemen to x3 the x3 Danye. -Fran. Give xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -Maw. >_< O, farewell, xDD honyest OwO sowdiew. -Who hath OwO wewiev'd you? -Fran. ;;w;; Bewnyawdo hath x3 my ;;w;; pwace. -Give xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ÚwÚ Exit. -Maw. uWu Howwa, Bernardo! ->_> Bew. Say- -What, >_> is ÚwÚ Howatio there ÚwÚ ? ->_< How. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ^.^ him. ->_> Bew. Welcome, ÚwÚ Howatio. Welcome, ÚwÚ good >_> Mawcewwus. -Maw. What, >_> has ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing appear'd again :3 to-nyight? ->_> Bew. UwU I uWu have :3 seen OwO nyothing. -Maw. ÚwÚ Howatio ;;w;; says UwU 'tis >_> but UwU ouw fantasy, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot wet bewief OwO take howd of ^.^ him -:3 Touching ÚwÚ this ^w^ dweaded UwU sight, twice :3 seen of >_> us. -Therefore UwU I uWu have >_> entweated ^.^ him along, -With >_> us to ;;w;; watch x3 the ^w^ minyutes of ÚwÚ this night, -^.^ That, >_> if again ÚwÚ this ;;w;; appawition come, ->w< He OwO may approve UwU ouw eyes ÚwÚ and speak to :3 it. ->_< How. Tush, >_< tush, 'twill nyot :3 appeaw. ->_> Bew. xDD Sit down awhiwe, -xDD And wet >_> us >_> once again OwO assaiw x3 youw ;;w;; eaws, -:33 That OwO awe UwU so fortified OwO against UwU ouw story, ->_> What ^.^ we >w< two :33 nyights uWu have ÚwÚ seen. ->_< How. xDD Weww, sit ^.^ we ;;w;; down, -xDD And wet >_> us hear ;;w;; Bewnyawdo speak of UwU this. ->_> Bew. UwU Wast >w< nyight of all, -x3 When :33 yond same :33 staw ^w^ that's ^-^ westwawd from x3 the ^w^ powe -xDD Had UwU made :33 his course t' ^.^ iwwume :3 that ÚwÚ pawt of heaven -Whewe nyow >w< it buwns, Mawcewwus ÚwÚ and myself, -uWu The beww xDD then beating UwU onye- - -Entew ^w^ Ghost. - -Maw. ;;w;; Peace! bweak uWu thee off! Wook :3 whewe >w< it x3 comes x3 again! ->_> Bew. ^w^ In x3 the same UwU figuwe, ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ King ^w^ that's uWu dead. -Maw. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a scholar; speak to :33 it, ÚwÚ Howatio. ->_> Bew. Looks >w< it nyot ^.^ wike x3 the >_> King? >_> Mawk :33 it, ÚwÚ Howatio. ->_< How. :3 Most >_> wike. ^.^ It hawwows ;;w;; me with feaw ÚwÚ and :3 wondew. ->_> Bew. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be ^-^ spoke ;;w;; to. -Maw. x3 Question :33 it, ÚwÚ Howatio. ->_< How. >_> What awt xDD thou :3 that >_< usuwp'st ÚwÚ this time of >w< nyight -OwO Togethew with :3 that >w< faiw ÚwÚ and warlike >_< fowm -^w^ In which x3 the ^.^ majesty of buried Denmark -Did x3 sometimes march? ^-^ By heaven UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee ^w^ speak! -Maw. ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ offended. ->_> Bew. :3 See, >w< it ;;w;; stawks away! ->_< How. Stay! ÚwÚ Speak, ^w^ speak! UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee ^w^ speak! -uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. -Maw. 'Tis >_> gonye ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot answer. ->_> Bew. How now, Horatio? >_> You :3 twembwe ÚwÚ and wook xDD pawe. -Is nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ something ^.^ mowe than >w< fantasy? ->_> What think xDD you ^.^ on't? ->_< How. ^.^ Befowe x3 my :33 God, UwU I ^w^ might nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ bewieve -Without x3 the ^-^ sensibwe ÚwÚ and true OwO avouch -Of >_< minye UwU own :3 eyes. -Maw. Is >w< it nyot ^.^ wike x3 the >_> King? ->_< How. ;;w;; As xDD thou awt to thysewf. ->w< Such UwU was x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ awmouw ^.^ he xDD had on -x3 When ^.^ he x3 th' :3 ambitious ^w^ Nyowway ÚwÚ combated. -^w^ So ^-^ fwown'd ^.^ he >_> once xDD when, uWu in >w< an angry parle, ->w< He xDD smote x3 the >_> swedded Polacks on x3 the ice. -'Tis x3 stwange. -Maw. ^-^ Thus twice x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and x3 jump uWu at ÚwÚ this >_< dead ^-^ houw, -With martial x3 stawk hath ^.^ he >_> gonye ^.^ by UwU ouw :33 watch. ->_< How. ^w^ In >_> what xDD pawticuwaw xDD thought to ^.^ wowk UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; -But, uWu in x3 the gwoss ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scope of x3 my :33 opinyion, -This UwU bodes x3 some ;;w;; stwange ewuption to UwU ouw state. -Maw. ^-^ Good now, sit ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; knyows, -Why ÚwÚ this same :3 stwict ÚwÚ and UwU most obsewvant ;;w;; watch -^w^ So xDD nyightwy toils x3 the x3 subject of x3 the land, -xDD And >w< why xDD such x3 daiwy ;;w;; cast of ^-^ bwazen cannon -xDD And :33 foweign mart fow ^w^ impwements of UwU waw; -Why xDD such ^.^ impwess of shipwrights, x3 whose ^w^ sowe :3 task -ÚwÚ Does nyot OwO divide x3 the Sunday from x3 the x3 week. ->_> What ^w^ might be toward, :3 that ÚwÚ this x3 sweaty ^.^ haste -^-^ Doth >_< make x3 the >w< nyight joint-labourer with x3 the >w< day? -Who :3 is't :3 that ^.^ can infowm me? ->_< How. :33 That ^.^ can ^.^ I. -At least, x3 the whisper xDD goes :3 so. Our >w< wast OwO king, ->_< Whose x3 image even >_> but nyow appear'd to us, -Was, >_< as xDD you knyow, ^.^ by Fortinbras of x3 Nyowway, ->w< Theweto pwick'd on ^.^ by :3 a UwU most emulate pride, -xDD Daw'd to x3 the combat; uWu in which UwU ouw uWu vawiant ;;w;; Hamwet -:3 (Fow UwU so ÚwÚ this x3 side of UwU ouw ÚwÚ knyown wowwd esteem'd :3 him) -Did slay ÚwÚ this :33 Fowtinbwas; who, ^.^ by :3 a OwO seaw'd >w< compact, -Weww watified ^.^ by law ÚwÚ and uWu hewawdwy, -Did ;;w;; fowfeit, with :33 his :3 wife, aww UwU those :33 his ^-^ wands ->_< Which ^.^ he :33 stood :3 seiz'd :33 of, to x3 the conqueror; -^w^ Against x3 the which :3 a >_> moiety uWu competent -Was uWu gaged ^.^ by UwU ouw uWu king; which xDD had wetuwn'd -;;w;; To x3 the inheritance of ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, -xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been >w< vanquishew, as, ^.^ by x3 the same comawt -xDD And xDD cawwiage of x3 the uWu awticwe design'd, -ÚwÚ His UwU feww to x3 Hamwet. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, xDD young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, -Of ÚwÚ unyimpwuvd mettle :3 hot ÚwÚ and >_> fuww, ->_< Hath uWu in x3 the skiwts of x3 Nyowway, OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, -UwU Shawk'd x3 up :3 a ÚwÚ wist of wawwess UwU wesowutes, -For OwO food ÚwÚ and ;;w;; diet, to x3 some uWu entewpwise -:33 That hath :3 a stomach in't; which >_> is nyo ÚwÚ othew, -;;w;; As >w< it xDD doth weww appeaw >w< unto UwU ouw state, -OwO But to OwO wecuvw of us, ^.^ by >w< stwong uWu hand -xDD And terms ;;w;; compuwsatowy, UwU those xDD fowesaid ^-^ wands -^w^ So ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew ^.^ wost; ÚwÚ and uWu this, UwU I OwO take :33 it, -Is x3 the :33 main motive of UwU ouw uWu pwepawations, -uWu The uWu souwce of ÚwÚ this UwU ouw >w< watch, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu chief >_> head -Of ÚwÚ this UwU post-haste ÚwÚ and womage uWu in x3 the xDD wand. ->_> Bew. UwU I think >w< it be nyo othew >_> but ^w^ e'en :3 so. -Weww OwO may >w< it ;;w;; sowt :3 that ÚwÚ this portentous xDD figuwe -UwU Comes :3 awmed ^w^ thwough UwU ouw >w< watch, UwU so ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ King -:33 That UwU was ÚwÚ and >_> is x3 the ;;w;; question of these waws. ->_< How. ^-^ A ÚwÚ mote >w< it >_> is to >_> twoubwe x3 the mind's :33 eye. -^w^ In x3 the UwU most xDD high ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawmy >w< state of ^w^ Wome, -^-^ A xDD wittwe ere x3 the mightiest Julius fell, -uWu The gwaves :33 stood >_> tenyantwess, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD sheeted >_< dead -Did squeak ÚwÚ and >_< gibbew uWu in x3 the Roman streets; -;;w;; As stars with ^.^ twains of ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and dews of bwood, -Disastews uWu in x3 the sun; ÚwÚ and x3 the moist :33 staw ->_> Upon x3 whose ÚwÚ infwuence >_< Nyeptunye's empire >w< stands -Was >w< sick almost to >_< doomsday with ^.^ ecwipse. -xDD And even x3 the ^.^ wike pwecuwse of >_< fiewce OwO events, -;;w;; As >_< hawbingews preceding still x3 the ;;w;; fates -xDD And uWu pwowogue to x3 the >w< omen xDD coming ;;w;; on, -:3 Have heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth togethew :3 demonstwated -uWu Unto UwU ouw OwO cwimatuwe ÚwÚ and uWu countwymen. - -Entew >_< Ghost ;;w;; again. - -OwO But xDD soft! behold! Lo, :3 whewe >w< it x3 comes x3 again! -I'll OwO cwoss :33 it, ^w^ though >w< it bwast OwO me.- OwO Stay illusion! -xDD Spweads :33 his arms. -;;w;; If xDD thou x3 hast xDD any sound, ow use of voice, -^w^ Speak to x3 me. -;;w;; If there be xDD any ÚwÚ good ^.^ thing to be :33 donye, -:33 That OwO may to uWu thee UwU do uWu ease, x3 and, race to uWu me, -^w^ Speak to x3 me. -;;w;; If xDD thou awt privy to >w< thy >_> countwy's fate, ->_< Which happily ^w^ foweknyowing OwO may >_> avoid, ->_< O, ^w^ speak! -:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou x3 hast uphoawded uWu in >w< thy >w< wife -Extorted treasure uWu in x3 the womb of ^.^ eawth -:3 (Fow ^w^ which, ;;w;; they say, xDD you ;;w;; spiwits ;;w;; oft UwU wawk uWu in ^.^ death), -uWu The >_> cock ^-^ cwows. -^w^ Speak of :3 it! Stay, ÚwÚ and :33 speak!- uWu Stop :33 it, Mawcewwus! -Maw. Shall UwU I strike uWu at >w< it with x3 my pawtisan? ->_< How. UwU Do, >_> if >w< it xDD wiww nyot ^.^ stand. ->_> Bew. 'Tis here! ->_< How. 'Tis here! -Maw. 'Tis ÚwÚ gonye! -uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. -We UwU do >w< it wwong, ^.^ being UwU so uWu majesticaw, -;;w;; To offer >w< it x3 the x3 show of viowence; -For >w< it >_> is >_< as x3 the air, OwO invuwnyewabwe, -xDD And UwU ouw :33 vain ^w^ bwows :3 mawicious >_> mockewy. ->_> Bew. ^.^ It UwU was about to :3 speak, when x3 the >_> cock cwew. ->_< How. xDD And xDD then >w< it >_< stawted, ^.^ wike :3 a guiwty ^.^ thing ->_> Upon :3 a x3 feawfuw >_> summons. UwU I uWu have heard -uWu The ^w^ cock, :3 that >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet to x3 the ^-^ mown, -^-^ Doth with :33 his wofty ÚwÚ and shwiww-sounding ^w^ thwoat -Awake x3 the god of uWu day; ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his UwU wawnying, -Whethew uWu in sea ow ^w^ fiwe, uWu in ^.^ eawth ow air, -xDD Th' >w< extwavagant ÚwÚ and ewwing ^w^ spiwit xDD hies -;;w;; To :33 his ^-^ confinye; ÚwÚ and of x3 the uWu twuth >w< hewein -This xDD pwesent :33 object UwU made x3 pwobation. -Maw. ^.^ It ÚwÚ faded on x3 the ^w^ cwowing of x3 the ^.^ cock. -;;w;; Some >_> say :3 that ever, uWu 'gainst :3 that >_< season x3 comes -^-^ Whewein UwU ouw OwO Saviouw's birth >_> is >_> cewebwated, -uWu The biwd of dawning ^w^ singeth aww >w< nyight xDD wong; -xDD And >w< then, ;;w;; they say, nyo ^w^ spiwit dawe stir >_> abwoad, -uWu The :33 nyights OwO awe ÚwÚ whowesome, xDD then nyo >_> pwanyets ÚwÚ stwike, -No ;;w;; faiwy ^-^ takes, nor >w< witch hath powew to x3 chawm, -^w^ So hawwow'd ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> gwacious >_> is x3 the uWu time. ->_< How. ^w^ So uWu have UwU I heard ÚwÚ and UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ pawt ^-^ bewieve :3 it. -OwO But look, x3 the ^-^ mown, uWu in russet ^-^ mantwe clad, -Walks ^-^ o'ew x3 the :33 dew of >_< yon xDD high uWu eastwawd hiww. -^.^ Bweak ^.^ we UwU ouw ;;w;; watch xDD up; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my advice -Let >_> us OwO impawt >_> what ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen ^.^ to-nyight -uWu Unto xDD young Hamlet; for, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, -This ^-^ spiwit, UwU dumb to us, xDD wiww speak to ^.^ him. -Do xDD you >_< consent ^.^ we UwU shaww >w< acquaint ^.^ him with :33 it, -;;w;; As needful uWu in UwU ouw wuvs, ;;w;; fitting UwU ouw xDD duty? -:3 Wet's ;;w;; do't, UwU I ^w^ pway; ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ this mownying ^.^ knyow -Whewe ^.^ we UwU shaww find ^.^ him UwU most :33 convenyientwy. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom of >w< state uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - ->w< Fwouwish. [Entew Claudius, ^w^ King of xDD Denmawk, OwO Gewtwude x3 the :3 Queen, Hamlet, -Polonius, Waewtes ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 sistew :33 Ophewia, [Voltemand, >_< Cownyewius,] -Lords :33 Attendant. - -;;w;; King. ;;w;; Though yet of ;;w;; Hamwet UwU ouw uWu deaw brother's :33 death -uWu The ^w^ memowy be xDD gween, ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< it >_> us ^w^ befitted -;;w;; To UwU beaw UwU ouw heawts uWu in gwief, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw whole ^w^ kingdom -;;w;; To be >_< contwacted uWu in one ^w^ bwow of woe, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU so uWu faw hath discretion ÚwÚ fought with ÚwÚ nyatuwe -:33 That ^.^ we with :33 wisest sorrow think on ^.^ him -OwO Togethew with wemembwance of uWu ouwsewves. -Therefore UwU ouw ÚwÚ sometime ^-^ sistew, nyow UwU ouw queen, -xDD Th' ÚwÚ impewiaw >_< jointwess to ÚwÚ this warlike state, -:3 Have :33 we, >_< as >w< 'twewe with :3 a ^-^ defeated joy, -With >w< an >w< auspicious, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu dwopping >_< eye, -With >_< miwth uWu in :33 funyewaw, ÚwÚ and with uWu diwge uWu in ^.^ mawwiage, -^w^ In equal scale >w< weighing delight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dowe, ->_< Taken to :33 wife; nor uWu have ^.^ we >w< hewein baww'd -uWu Youw xDD bettew ^.^ wisdoms, which uWu have freely >_> gonye -With ÚwÚ this ^-^ affaiw >_> awong. For all, UwU ouw :33 thanks. -Now fowwows, :3 that xDD you knyow, xDD young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, -Holding :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ supposaw of UwU ouw ^.^ wowth, -:33 Ow uWu thinking ^.^ by UwU ouw wate uWu deaw brother's :33 death -Our >w< state to be disjoint ÚwÚ and x3 out of frame, -Colleagued with ÚwÚ this dweam of :33 his ÚwÚ advantage, ->w< He hath nyot ;;w;; faiw'd to pestew >_> us with ^-^ message -Importing x3 the suwwendew of UwU those ^-^ wands -:33 Wost ^.^ by :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, with aww ^.^ bands of waw, -;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU most uWu vawiant ^-^ bwothew. ^w^ So much fow ^.^ him. -Now fow :3 ouwsewf ÚwÚ and fow ÚwÚ this time of :3 meeting. -^-^ Thus much x3 the business ^w^ is: ^.^ we uWu have OwO hewe ^-^ wwit -;;w;; To x3 Nyowway, :33 uncwe of xDD young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, -UwU Who, impotent ÚwÚ and bedwid, uWu scawcewy x3 heaws -Of ÚwÚ this :33 his :3 nyephew's xDD puwpose, to suppress -ÚwÚ His further :33 gait herein, uWu in :3 that x3 the x3 wevies, -uWu The wists, ÚwÚ and full proportions OwO awe aww UwU made -UwU Out of :33 his ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO hewe dispatch ->_< You, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Cownyewius, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ^-^ Vowtemand, -For xDD beawews of ÚwÚ this :3 gweeting to ;;w;; owd x3 Nyowway, -xDD Giving to xDD you nyo further xDD pewsonyaw powew -;;w;; To business with x3 the OwO King, ^.^ mowe than x3 the ;;w;; scope -Of these ^w^ diwated articles ÚwÚ awwow. xDD [Gives :3 a paper.] -UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ and wet x3 youw ^.^ haste ÚwÚ commend x3 youw duty. -;;w;; Cow., Volt. ^w^ In :3 that, ÚwÚ and aww :3 things, xDD wiww ^.^ we x3 show UwU ouw duty. -;;w;; King. We doubt >w< it OwO nyothing. >w< Heawtiwy farewell. -Exeunt >_> Vowtemand ÚwÚ and >_> Cownyewius. -xDD And now, Waewtes, UwU what's x3 the nyews with you? ->_> You told >_> us of x3 some OwO suit. >_> What >w< is't, Laertes? ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot speak of reason to x3 the Dane -xDD And wose x3 youw voice. >_> What wouldst xDD thou xDD beg, Waewtes, -:33 That UwU shaww nyot be x3 my OwO offew, nyot >w< thy >_> asking? -uWu The >_> head >_> is nyot ^.^ mowe OwO nyative to x3 the uWu heawt, -uWu The uWu hand ^.^ mowe xDD instwumentaw to x3 the uWu mouth, -Than >_> is x3 the >_< thwonye of Denmark to >w< thy :33 fathew. ->_> What wouldst xDD thou have, Laertes? -Waew. OwO My xDD dwead uWu wowd, -uWu Youw OwO weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw to ^-^ wetuwn to Fwance; -Fwom >_> whence ^w^ though ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ^-^ came to Denmark -;;w;; To x3 show x3 my >_> duty uWu in x3 youw coronation, -ÚwÚ Yet nyow UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, :3 that >_> duty :33 donye, -OwO My >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and wishes >w< bend again toward Fwance -xDD And bow them to x3 youw >_> gwacious OwO weave ÚwÚ and pardon. -;;w;; King. :3 Have xDD you x3 youw father's weave? >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ Powonyius? -Pow. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 wwung from ;;w;; me x3 my slow OwO weave -^-^ By laboursome >w< petition, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< wast ->_> Upon :33 his xDD wiww UwU I OwO seaw'd x3 my x3 hawd ÚwÚ consent. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you UwU give ^.^ him OwO weave to ÚwÚ go. -;;w;; King. ^.^ Take >w< thy >w< faiw ^-^ houw, x3 Waewtes. ^-^ Time be xDD thinye, -xDD And >w< thy best uWu gwaces spend >w< it uWu at >w< thy will! -OwO But now, x3 my xDD cousin Hamlet, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< son- -xDD Ham. >w< [aside] ^-^ A xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe than kin, ÚwÚ and less than kind! -;;w;; King. How >_> is >w< it :3 that x3 the :33 cwouds still ^w^ hang on you? -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too much :33 i' x3 th' OwO sun. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^-^ Good Hamlet, ;;w;; cast >w< thy UwU nyighted colour ^w^ off, -xDD And wet ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye wook ^.^ wike :3 a :33 fwiend on Denmark. -Do nyot fow OwO evew with >w< thy vaiwed wids -;;w;; Seek fow >w< thy x3 nyobwe >w< fathew uWu in x3 the dust. -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU 'tis :33 common. All :3 that ;;w;; wives ^w^ must >_> die, -OwO Passing ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ nyatuwe to xDD etewnyity. -xDD Ham. Ay, UwU madam, >w< it >_> is :33 common. -ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; If >w< it be, -Why ;;w;; seems >w< it UwU so xDD pawticuwaw with thee? -xDD Ham. Seems, UwU madam, Nyay, >w< it >w< is. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot ^w^ 'seems.' -'Tis nyot awonye x3 my x3 inky cloak, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, -x3 Nyow >_< customawy ^w^ suits of solemn black, -x3 Nyow >_< windy suspiration of ;;w;; fowc'd :33 bweath, -:3 Nyo, nor x3 the :33 fwuitfuw river uWu in x3 the >_< eye, -x3 Nyow x3 the >_< dejected :3 haviow of x3 the ;;w;; visage, -OwO Togethew with aww x3 fowms, moods, >w< shapes of gwief, -'That ^.^ can :3 denyote ;;w;; me UwU twuwy. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ indeed ;;w;; seem, -For ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; actions :3 that :3 a x3 man ^w^ might play; -OwO But UwU I uWu have :3 that within which ^.^ passeth >w< show- -;;w;; These >_> but x3 the >w< twappings ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ suits of woe. -;;w;; King. 'Tis x3 sweet ÚwÚ and commendabwe uWu in x3 youw nyatuwe, Hamlet, -;;w;; To UwU give these >w< mouwnying >_> duties to x3 youw father; -OwO But xDD you ^w^ must knyow, x3 youw >w< fathew wost :3 a father; -:33 That >w< fathew :3 wost, wost his, ÚwÚ and x3 the suwvivow bound -^w^ In ÚwÚ fiwiaw obligation fow x3 some term -;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ obsequious ;;w;; sowwow. OwO But to persever -^w^ In :3 obstinyate >_< condowement >_> is :3 a course -Of OwO impious stubbornness. 'Tis xDD unmanwy gwief; -^.^ It >_< shows :3 a xDD wiww UwU most ^.^ incowwect to ^.^ heaven, -^-^ A >_< heawt UwU unfowtified, :3 a ^-^ mind ^.^ impatient, -^-^ An undewstanding :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu unschoow'd; -For >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ knyow ^w^ must be, ÚwÚ and >_> is >_< as ^w^ common -;;w;; As xDD any x3 the UwU most uWu vuwgaw ^.^ thing to sense, -Why >_> shouwd ^.^ we uWu in UwU ouw >_> peevish :33 opposition -^.^ Take >w< it to ÚwÚ heawt? uWu Fie! UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fauwt to ^.^ heaven, -^-^ A ;;w;; fauwt OwO against x3 the >_< dead, :3 a ;;w;; fauwt to nyatuwe, -;;w;; To reason UwU most xDD absuwd, x3 whose ^w^ common :33 theme -Is :33 death of fathers, ÚwÚ and who still hath cwied, -Fwom x3 the xDD fiwst cowse >w< tiww ^.^ he :3 that >w< died uWu to-day, -'This ^w^ must be >_< so.' We pray xDD you ^-^ thwow to ^.^ eawth -This ;;w;; unpwevaiwing woe, ÚwÚ and think of >_> us -;;w;; As of :3 a father; fow wet x3 the wowwd OwO take ^-^ nyote ->_> You OwO awe x3 the UwU most x3 immediate to UwU ouw throne, -xDD And with nyo less >_> nyobiwity of wuv -Than :3 that which deawest >w< fathew bears :33 his >_< son -Do UwU I OwO impawt toward OwO you. For x3 youw :3 intent -^w^ In x3 going back to OwO schoow uWu in ^.^ Wittenbewg, -^.^ It >_> is UwU most retrograde to UwU ouw desire; -xDD And ^.^ we :33 beseech UwU you, >w< bend xDD you to wemain -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the cheer ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt of UwU ouw >_< eye, -Our ^.^ chiefest couwtiew, OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw OwO son. -ÚwÚ Queen. Let nyot >w< thy mothew wose her pwayews, x3 Hamwet. -UwU I pray uWu thee xDD stay with us, OwO go nyot to ;;w;; Wittenbewg. -xDD Ham. UwU I UwU shaww uWu in aww x3 my best UwU obey UwU you, UwU madam. -;;w;; King. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a >w< woving ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< faiw wepwy. -^w^ Be >_< as :3 ouwsewf uWu in Denmark. uWu Madam, x3 come. -This ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and unforc'd ;;w;; accowd of ;;w;; Hamwet -x3 Sits x3 smiwing to x3 my heawt; uWu in xDD gwace UwU wheweof, -No OwO jocund ^.^ heawth :3 that Denmark dwinks ^w^ to-day -OwO But x3 the great cannon to x3 the :33 cwouds UwU shaww uWu teww, -xDD And x3 the >_< King's wouse x3 the heaven UwU shaww ÚwÚ bwuit OwO again, -:33 Wespeaking ÚwÚ eawthwy thunder. :3 Come xDD away. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but x3 Hamwet. -xDD Ham. x3 O :3 that ÚwÚ this ^w^ too ^w^ too ;;w;; sowid >w< fwesh ^.^ wouwd :33 mewt, -xDD Thaw, ÚwÚ and wesowve itsewf x3 into :3 a uWu dew! -:33 Ow :3 that x3 the ;;w;; Evewwasting xDD had nyot fix'd -ÚwÚ His :3 canyon uWu 'gainst self-slaughter! x3 O uWu God! uWu God! -How OwO weawy, ^-^ stawe, flat, ÚwÚ and :3 unpwofitabwe -Seem to ;;w;; me aww x3 the x3 uses of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowwd! ->w< Fie x3 on't! UwU ah, fie! 'Tis >w< an UwU unweeded >_< gawden -:33 That gwows to ;;w;; seed; ^.^ things rank ÚwÚ and gwoss uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Possess >w< it mewewy. :33 That >w< it >_> shouwd come to x3 this! -OwO But >w< two ^w^ months ÚwÚ dead! Nyay, nyot UwU so ÚwÚ much, nyot UwU two. -^w^ So :3 excewwent :3 a OwO king, :3 that UwU was to ÚwÚ this -Hyperion to :3 a satyr; UwU so >w< woving to x3 my mothew -:33 That ^.^ he ^w^ might nyot beteem x3 the >_< winds of heaven -Visit her OwO face ^w^ too >_> woughwy. uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth! -:3 Must UwU I :33 wemembew? Why, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd ^w^ hang on ^.^ him -;;w;; As >_> if incwease of xDD appetite xDD had grown -^-^ By >_> what >w< it ÚwÚ fed xDD on; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, within :3 a month- -Let ;;w;; me nyot think x3 on't! :33 Fwaiwty, >w< thy xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ woman!- -^-^ A xDD wittwe ;;w;; month, ow ere UwU those xDD shoes :3 wewe ;;w;; owd -With which ^.^ she fowwowed x3 my poor father's >w< body -Wike Nyiobe, aww UwU teaws- >w< why uWu she, even ^.^ she -UwU (O uWu God! :3 a beast :3 that wants uWu discouwse of reason -Wouwd uWu have mouwn'd xDD wongew) mawwied with x3 my >_> uncwe; -OwO My father's brother, >_> but nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike x3 my >w< fathew -Than UwU I to ^w^ Hewcuwes. OwO Within :3 a ;;w;; month, -Ere yet x3 the ^-^ sawt of UwU most unwighteous tears -xDD Had left x3 the fwushing uWu in her galled ^w^ eyes, -:33 She mawwied. >_< O, UwU most wicked speed, to x3 post -With xDD such >_> dextewity to ^-^ incestuous sheets! -^.^ It >_> is >_> nyot, nor >w< it ;;w;; cannyot come to UwU good. -OwO But bweak x3 my uWu heawt, fow UwU I ^w^ must howd x3 my >_< tongue! - -Entew uWu Howatio, Mawcewwus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bewnyawdo. - ->_< How. Hail to x3 youw x3 wowdship! -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you well. -Horatio!- ow UwU I UwU do x3 fowget :3 mysewf. ->_< How. uWu The same, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and x3 youw poor xDD sewvant ever. -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, x3 my ÚwÚ good >_< fwiend- I'll change :3 that xDD nyame with OwO you. -xDD And >_> what >_< make xDD you from ^.^ Wittenbewg, Horatio? -Marcellus? -Maw. OwO My ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad to >_> see :3 you.- :33 [To UwU Bewnyawdo] ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, sir.- -OwO But x3 what, uWu in ^w^ faith, >_< make xDD you from ^.^ Wittenbewg? ->_< How. ^-^ A ^w^ twuant uWu disposition, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot hear x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy >_> say >_> so, -x3 Nyow UwU shaww xDD you UwU do x3 my ear :3 that x3 viowence -;;w;; To >_< make >w< it twustew of x3 youw UwU own wepowt -^w^ Against OwO youwsewf. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe nyo ^-^ twuant. -OwO But >_> what >_> is x3 youw ^-^ affaiw uWu in Elsinore? -^-^ We'ww >_< teach xDD you to ÚwÚ dwink >_> deep ere xDD you uWu depawt. ->_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ came to >_> see x3 youw father's ^-^ funyewaw. -xDD Ham. UwU I :33 pwithee UwU do nyot ÚwÚ mock uWu me, fewwow >_< student. -UwU I think >w< it UwU was to >_> see x3 my ;;w;; mothew's ^.^ wedding. ->_< How. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it fowwowed x3 hawd ^w^ upon. -xDD Ham. ^-^ Thwift, thwift, Horatio! uWu The ;;w;; funyewaw ^.^ bak'd UwU meats -Did coldly furnish fowth x3 the ^.^ mawwiage ^w^ tabwes. -Wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< met x3 my deawest foe uWu in heaven -:33 Ow OwO evew UwU I xDD had :3 seen :3 that ^-^ day, Horatio! -OwO My ^-^ fathew- uWu methinks UwU I >_> see x3 my :33 fathew. ->_< How. >_< O, where, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. ^w^ In x3 my mind's >_< eye, ÚwÚ Howatio. ->_< How. UwU I saw ^.^ him OwO once. >w< He UwU was :3 a xDD goodwy king. -xDD Ham. >w< He UwU was :3 a ^w^ man, OwO take ^.^ him fow aww uWu in all. -UwU I UwU shaww nyot wook ;;w;; upon :33 his ^.^ wike ;;w;; again. ->_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I think UwU I saw ^.^ him x3 yestewnyight. -xDD Ham. >_> Saw? >_> who? ->_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw :33 fathew. -xDD Ham. uWu The ^w^ King x3 my father? ->_< How. ^w^ Season x3 youw admiration fow :3 a OwO whiwe -With >w< an attent eaw, >w< tiww UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ dewivew ->_> Upon x3 the >_> witnyess of these xDD gentwemen, -This :3 mawvew to OwO you. -xDD Ham. For >_> God's wuv wet ;;w;; me hear! ->_< How. Two :33 nyights togethew xDD had these gentlemen -(Marcellus ÚwÚ and Bewnyawdo) on uWu theiw ;;w;; watch -^w^ In x3 the >_< dead >_> vast ÚwÚ and ;;w;; middwe of x3 the >w< nyight -:33 Been OwO thus ^w^ encount'wed. ^-^ A xDD figuwe ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, -Awmed uWu at :33 point :3 exactwy, ^.^ cap-a-pe, -ÚwÚ Appeaws >w< befowe them ÚwÚ and with solemn :33 mawch -x3 Goes slow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ statewy ^.^ by OwO them. uWu Thwice ^.^ he wawk'd -^-^ By uWu theiw :33 oppwess'd ÚwÚ and feaw-suwpwised ^w^ eyes, -OwO Within :33 his x3 twuncheon's >_> wength; whiwst ;;w;; they uWu distiww'd -Awmost to jelly with x3 the ;;w;; act of ;;w;; feaw, -;;w;; Stand UwU dumb ÚwÚ and speak nyot to ^.^ him. This to ;;w;; me -^w^ In :3 dweadfuw secrecy OwO impawt ;;w;; they ^-^ did, -xDD And UwU I with them x3 the thiwd >w< nyight :33 kept x3 the watch; -UwU Whewe, >_< as ;;w;; they xDD had UwU dewivew'd, both uWu in time, ->_< Fowm of x3 the ÚwÚ thing, >_< each ;;w;; wowd UwU made true ÚwÚ and UwU good, -uWu The ;;w;; appawition ^w^ comes. UwU I UwU knyew x3 youw :33 fathew. -;;w;; These ^.^ hands OwO awe nyot ^.^ mowe >_> wike. -xDD Ham. OwO But :3 whewe UwU was :3 this? -Maw. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ pwatfowm :3 whewe ^.^ we watch'd. -xDD Ham. Did xDD you nyot speak to :33 it? ->_< How. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ did; -OwO But answew UwU made >w< it none. ÚwÚ Yet >_> once >_> methought -^.^ It wifted x3 up >w< it >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu did address -Itself to >w< motion, ^.^ wike >_< as >w< it ^.^ wouwd speak; -OwO But even xDD then x3 the mownying >_> cock cwew woud, -xDD And uWu at x3 the >_> sound >w< it UwU shwunk uWu in ^.^ haste OwO away -xDD And vanyish'd from UwU ouw :33 sight. -xDD Ham. 'Tis xDD vewy x3 stwange. ->_< How. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU do x3 wive, x3 my :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, UwU 'tis true; -xDD And ^.^ we uWu did think >w< it ^-^ wwit down uWu in UwU ouw >_> duty -;;w;; To wet xDD you ^.^ knyow of :3 it. -xDD Ham. >w< Indeed, :33 indeed, sirs. OwO But ÚwÚ this troubles x3 me. -:33 Howd xDD you x3 the ;;w;; watch :3 to-nyight? -UwU Both [Mar. ÚwÚ and Ber.] We UwU do, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. >_> Awm'd, >_> say you? -;;w;; Both. >_> Awm'd, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Fwom ;;w;; top to toe? -;;w;; Both. OwO My uWu wowd, from >_> head to ^-^ foot. -xDD Ham. UwU Then saw xDD you nyot :33 his ^.^ face? ->_< How. >_< O, :3 yes, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >w< He ÚwÚ wowe :33 his ;;w;; beavew :33 up. -xDD Ham. What, >_> wook'd ^.^ he >_< fwownyingwy. ->_< How. ^-^ A >_< countenyance ^.^ mowe uWu in sorrow than uWu in OwO angew. -xDD Ham. Pawe ow ;;w;; wed? ->_< How. Nyay, xDD vewy xDD pawe. -xDD Ham. xDD And fix'd :33 his eyes ;;w;; upon you? ->_< How. :3 Most OwO constantwy. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had :33 been :33 thewe. ->_< How. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd uWu have much ^w^ amaz'd OwO you. -xDD Ham. Very :3 wike, xDD vewy >_> wike. Stay'd >w< it long? ->_< How. While one with modewate ^.^ haste ^w^ might tell :3 a >_> hundwed. -;;w;; Both. Wongew, wongew. ->_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot when UwU I ^w^ saw't. -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ His ^w^ beawd UwU was >w< gwizzwed- no? ->_< How. ^.^ It UwU was, >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 seen >w< it uWu in :33 his :3 wife, -^-^ A sable silver'd. -xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; watch to-night. -Pewchance 'twill UwU wawk ;;w;; again. ->_< How. UwU I ;;w;; waww'nt >w< it :33 wiww. -xDD Ham. ;;w;; If >w< it assume x3 my x3 nyobwe father's pewson, -I'll speak to :33 it, ^w^ though heww itsewf >_> shouwd >_> gape -xDD And bid ;;w;; me howd x3 my peace. UwU I pray xDD you all, -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have >_> hithewto OwO conceaw'd ÚwÚ this UwU sight, -Let >w< it be tenable uWu in x3 youw :3 siwence stiww; -xDD And ^-^ whatsoevew >_> ewse UwU shaww ÚwÚ hap OwO to-nyight, -Give >w< it >w< an undewstanding >_> but nyo :33 tongue. -UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite x3 youw :3 wuvs. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. ->_> Upon x3 the >w< pwatfowm, 'twixt eleven ÚwÚ and twewve, -I'll x3 visit OwO you. -All. Our >_> duty to x3 youw honyouw. -xDD Ham. uWu Youw wuvs, >_< as >_< minye to OwO you. uWu Faweweww. -Exeunt [all >_> but Hamwet]. -OwO My father's >w< spiwit- uWu in >_> awms? All >_> is nyot well. -UwU I doubt x3 some fouw play. Wouwd x3 the >w< nyight :3 wewe >w< come! -Tiww xDD then sit still, x3 my ^-^ souw. Foul >_< deeds xDD wiww >_< wise, -;;w;; Though aww x3 the ^.^ eawth ^w^ o'ewwhewm ÚwÚ them, to men's :3 eyes. -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house of >w< Powonyius. - -Entew Waewtes ÚwÚ and UwU Ophewia. - -Waew. OwO My uWu nyecessawies OwO awe ;;w;; embawk'd. uWu Faweweww. -^.^ And, ^-^ sistew, >_< as x3 the >_< winds UwU give ^-^ benyefit -xDD And :33 convoy >_> is >w< assistant, UwU do nyot sweep, -OwO But wet ;;w;; me hear from OwO you. -:33 Oph. Do xDD you doubt ^-^ that? -Waew. For Hamlet, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ twifwing of :33 his favour, -:33 Howd >w< it :3 a fashion, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu toy uWu in ^-^ bwood; -^-^ A violet uWu in x3 the :33 youth of ÚwÚ pwimy nyatuwe, -x3 Fowwawd, nyot OwO pewmanyent- sweet, nyot lasting; -uWu The ^.^ pewfume ÚwÚ and suppliance of :3 a UwU minyute; -No more. -:33 Oph. No ^.^ mowe >_> but so? -Waew. ^w^ Think >w< it nyo more. -For ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU cwescent does nyot gwow awonye -^w^ In >_< thews ÚwÚ and uWu buwk; >_> but >_< as ÚwÚ this OwO tempwe ^-^ waxes, -uWu The inward OwO sewvice of x3 the ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and :3 souw -Grows uWu wide uWu withaw. :3 Pewhaps ^.^ he loves xDD you now, -xDD And nyow nyo UwU soiw nor cautew xDD doth ÚwÚ besmiwch -uWu The viwtue of :33 his :33 wiww; >_> but xDD you ^w^ must ;;w;; feaw, -ÚwÚ His :33 gweatnyess xDD weigh'd, :33 his xDD wiww >_> is nyot :33 his >_> own; -For ^.^ he >_< himsewf >_> is x3 subject to :33 his xDD biwth. ->w< He OwO may >_> nyot, >_< as unvawued persons UwU do, -UwU Cawve fow himsewf, fow on :33 his UwU choice ÚwÚ depends -uWu The :33 safety ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth of ÚwÚ this whole state, -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^w^ must :33 his UwU choice be x3 ciwcumscwib'd -uWu Unto x3 the uWu voice ÚwÚ and yiewding of :3 that >w< body -:3 Wheweof ^.^ he >_> is x3 the >_> head. UwU Then >_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; says ^.^ he loves UwU you, -^.^ It ^w^ fits x3 youw ^.^ wisdom UwU so uWu faw to ^-^ bewieve >w< it -;;w;; As ^.^ he uWu in :33 his xDD pawticuwaw ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and :33 pwace -^-^ May UwU give :33 his :3 saying ^.^ deed; which >_> is nyo further -Than x3 the :33 main uWu voice of Denmark xDD goes uWu withaw. -UwU Then >w< weigh >_> what ^-^ woss x3 youw honour OwO may >_< sustain -;;w;; If with ^w^ too cwedent ear xDD you ÚwÚ wist :33 his >_< songs, -:33 Ow wose x3 youw uWu heawt, ow x3 youw >w< chaste treasure open -;;w;; To :33 his OwO unmast'wed impowtunyity. -Fear :33 it, :33 Ophewia, feaw :33 it, x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ sistew, -xDD And >_< keep xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ weaw of x3 youw :33 affection, -UwU Out of x3 the UwU shot ÚwÚ and danger of desiwe. -uWu The uWu chawiest >_< maid >_> is prodigal enough -;;w;; If ^.^ she ÚwÚ unmask her beauty to x3 the x3 moon. -x3 Viwtue itsewf :3 scopes nyot uWu cawumnyious >w< stwokes. -uWu The ;;w;; cankew ÚwÚ gawws x3 the UwU infants of x3 the ^-^ spwing -Too ;;w;; oft >w< befowe uWu theiw :33 buttons be disclos'd, -xDD And uWu in x3 the ;;w;; mown ÚwÚ and OwO wiquid :33 dew of :33 youth -Contagious blastments OwO awe UwU most imminent. -^w^ Be uWu wawy :33 then; best :33 safety wies uWu in ;;w;; feaw. -UwU Youth to itsewf rebels, ^w^ though >_< nyonye >_> ewse ÚwÚ nyeaw. -:33 Oph. UwU I UwU shaww x3 th' ^w^ effect of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good wesson >_< keep -;;w;; As watchman to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. But, ÚwÚ good x3 my brother, -Do nyot >_< as x3 some >_< ungwacious ^-^ pastows UwU do, -uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ and >_> thowny uWu way to ^.^ heaven, -Whiwes, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO puff'd ÚwÚ and reckless ^w^ wibewtinye, -Himsewf x3 the pwimwose path of ^-^ dawwiance :33 tweads -xDD And recks nyot :33 his UwU own ^.^ wede. -Waew. >_< O, feaw ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot! - -Entew >w< Powonyius. - -UwU I xDD stay ^w^ too wong. OwO But OwO hewe x3 my >w< fathew ^w^ comes. -^-^ A :3 doubwe >_> bwessing >_> is :3 a :3 doubwe >w< gwace; -OwO Occasion ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon :3 a second >_< weave. -Pow. ÚwÚ Yet UwU hewe, Laertes? ;;w;; Aboawd, ;;w;; aboawd, fow x3 shame! -uWu The wind >_> sits uWu in x3 the shoulder of x3 youw sail, -xDD And xDD you OwO awe OwO stay'd ;;w;; fow. uWu Thewe- x3 my >_> bwessing with uWu thee! -xDD And these x3 few precepts uWu in >w< thy ^w^ memowy -Wook xDD thou character. Give >w< thy >_< thoughts nyo ;;w;; tongue, -x3 Nyow xDD any >w< unpwopowtion'd xDD thought :33 his act. -^w^ Be xDD thou ^w^ famiwiaw, >_> but ^.^ by nyo means vuwgaw: ->w< Those ^w^ fwiends xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ÚwÚ adoption twied, -Grapple them >w< unto >w< thy :3 souw with UwU hoops of steel; -OwO But UwU do nyot dull >w< thy ^.^ pawm with entewtainment -Of >_< each new-hatch'd, xDD unfwedg'd comrade. ;;w;; Bewawe -Of entrance to :3 a xDD quawwew; >_> but ^.^ being x3 in, ->w< Beaw't :3 that x3 th' >_< opposed OwO may UwU bewawe of thee. -Give every x3 man ^.^ thinye eaw, >_> but x3 few >w< thy voice; -^.^ Take >_< each :33 man's ;;w;; censuwe, >_> but reserve >w< thy ;;w;; judgment. ->w< Costwy >w< thy OwO habit >_< as >w< thy >_< puwse ^.^ can >_> buy, -OwO But nyot express'd uWu in fancy; rich, nyot >_< gaudy; -For x3 the apparel ;;w;; oft proclaims x3 the ^w^ man, -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu in Fwance of x3 the best rank ÚwÚ and :33 station -^w^ Awe UwU most select ÚwÚ and x3 genyewous, uWu chief uWu in x3 that. ->_> Nyeithew :3 a ÚwÚ bowwowew nor :3 a ^w^ wendew be; -For ^w^ woan ;;w;; oft loses both itsewf ÚwÚ and fwiend, -xDD And bowwowing ^w^ duwws x3 the UwU edge of husbandwy. -This :33 abuv ;;w;; aww- to ^.^ thinye UwU own self be ^-^ twue, -xDD And >w< it ^w^ must follow, >_< as x3 the >w< nyight x3 the ^-^ day, -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot xDD then be UwU fawse to xDD any man. -uWu Faweweww. OwO My >_> bwessing >_< season ÚwÚ this uWu in uWu thee! -Waew. :3 Most x3 humbwy UwU do UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. uWu The time OwO invites OwO you. ^w^ Go, x3 youw :3 sewvants UwU tend. -Waew. UwU Faweweww, :33 Ophewia, ÚwÚ and remember weww ->_> What UwU I uWu have uWu said to OwO you. -:33 Oph. 'Tis uWu in x3 my ^w^ memowy lock'd, -xDD And xDD you >_> youwsewf UwU shaww >_< keep x3 the OwO key of :3 it. -Waew. uWu Faweweww. ÚwÚ Exit. -Pow. >_> What >w< is't, :33 Ophewia, ^.^ he hath uWu said to you? -:33 Oph. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^-^ something ^-^ touching x3 the Lord x3 Hamwet. -Pow. OwO Mawwy, weww bethought! -'Tis told ;;w;; me ^.^ he hath xDD vewy ;;w;; oft of wate -Given >_> pwivate time to UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_> youwsewf -:3 Have of x3 youw audience :33 been UwU most fwee ÚwÚ and >_< bounteous. -;;w;; If >w< it be OwO so- >_< as UwU so UwU 'tis put on uWu me, -xDD And :3 that uWu in uWu way of caution- UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you ->_> You UwU do nyot understand >_> youwsewf UwU so cweawwy -;;w;; As >w< it :3 behouvs x3 my daughter ÚwÚ and x3 youw honyouw. ->_> What >_> is ^-^ between you? Give ;;w;; me x3 up x3 the truth. -:33 Oph. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my uWu wowd, of wate UwU made UwU many :33 tendews -Of :33 his :3 affection to x3 me. -Pow. UwU Affection? x3 Pooh! >_> You speak ^.^ wike :3 a green OwO giww, -OwO Unsifted uWu in xDD such :33 pewiwous ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. -Do xDD you ^-^ bewieve :33 his tenders, >_< as xDD you caww them? -:33 Oph. UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what UwU I >_> shouwd >_< think, -Pow. OwO Mawwy, UwU I xDD wiww >_< teach you! ^w^ Think >_> youwsewf :3 a baby -:33 That xDD you uWu have >_> ta'en these :33 tendews fow true :33 pay, ->_< Which OwO awe nyot xDD stewwing. Tender >_> youwsewf ^.^ mowe ^-^ deawwy, -:33 Ow x3 (nyot to UwU cwack x3 the wind of x3 the poor uWu phwase, -Wunnying >w< it thus) you'ww xDD tendew ;;w;; me :3 a xDD foow. -:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he hath xDD impowtun'd ;;w;; me with wuv -^w^ In ^.^ honyouwabwe fashion. -Pow. Ay, fashion xDD you OwO may caww :3 it. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ÚwÚ to! -:33 Oph. xDD And hath UwU given >_< countenyance to :33 his ;;w;; speech, x3 my uWu wowd, -With almost aww x3 the >w< howy x3 vows of UwU heaven. -Pow. Ay, >w< spwinges to catch >_> woodcocks! UwU I UwU do knyow, -x3 When x3 the :3 bwood buwns, >w< how prodigal x3 the :3 souw -ÚwÚ Wends x3 the >_> tongue vows. ;;w;; These blazes, ^w^ daughtew, -xDD Giving ^.^ mowe >w< wight than ^.^ heat, >_< extinct uWu in both -Even uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; pwomise, >_< as >w< it >_> is >_< a-making, ->_> You ^w^ must nyot OwO take fow >_> fiwe. Fwom ÚwÚ this time -^w^ Be ^-^ something ÚwÚ scantew of x3 youw >_< maiden pwesence. -Set x3 youw entreatments uWu at :3 a :3 highew wate -Than :3 a ÚwÚ command to >_< pawwey. For Lord Hamlet, -:3 Bewieve UwU so much uWu in :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is >_> young, -xDD And with :3 a wawgew tether OwO may ^.^ he UwU wawk -Than OwO may be UwU given OwO you. ^w^ In ÚwÚ few, :33 Ophewia, -Do nyot ^-^ bewieve :33 his ^.^ vows; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe bwokews, -ÚwÚ Nyot of :3 that ^.^ dye which uWu theiw investments show, -OwO But mere uWu impwowatows of unholy suits, -:3 Bweathing ^.^ wike ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and :33 pious >_< bawds, -uWu The xDD bettew to ;;w;; beguiwe. This >_> is fow all: -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, uWu in uWu pwain ^w^ tewms, from ÚwÚ this time fowth -:3 Have xDD you UwU so ^-^ swandew xDD any x3 moment leisure -;;w;; As to UwU give wowds ow tawk with x3 the Lord x3 Hamwet. -Wook >_> to't, UwU I :3 chawge OwO you. :3 Come x3 youw uWu ways. -:33 Oph. UwU I UwU shaww OwO obey, x3 my OwO wowd. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -OwO Ewsinyowe. uWu The ^w^ pwatfowm >w< befowe x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew Hamlet, uWu Howatio, ÚwÚ and >_> Mawcewwus. - -xDD Ham. uWu The ^w^ aiw ^w^ bites x3 shwewdwy; >w< it >_> is xDD vewy cowd. ->_< How. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 nyipping ÚwÚ and >w< an eagew air. -xDD Ham. >_> What >_> houw ^.^ nyow? ->_< How. UwU I think >w< it lacks of twelve. -Maw. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is stwuck. ->_< How. ^-^ Indeed? UwU I heard >w< it not. ^.^ It xDD then ÚwÚ dwaws nyeaw x3 the >_< season -^-^ Whewein x3 the ^w^ spiwit hewd :33 his UwU wont to ^.^ wawk. -^-^ A :33 fwouwish of twumpets, ÚwÚ and >w< two uWu pieces OwO go off. ->_> What does ÚwÚ this mean, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth wake ^.^ to-nyight ÚwÚ and UwU takes :33 his >_< wouse, -^-^ Keeps :3 wassaiw, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD swagg'wing >_> upspwing reels, -^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ he :33 dwains :33 his draughts of Whenyish ;;w;; down, -uWu The ^-^ kettwedwum ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twumpet OwO thus >_< bway x3 out -uWu The twiumph of :33 his :33 pwedge. ->_< How. Is >w< it :3 a ^.^ custom? -xDD Ham. Ay, marry, xDD is't; -OwO But to x3 my UwU mind, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am OwO nyative OwO hewe -xDD And to x3 the ^w^ mannyew born, >w< it >_> is :3 a ;;w;; custom -uWu Mowe :3 honyouw'd uWu in x3 the ^w^ bweach than x3 the UwU obsewvance. -This heavy-headed ^w^ wevew uWu east ÚwÚ and xDD west -:3 Makes >_> us twaduc'd ÚwÚ and x3 tax'd of othew ÚwÚ nyations; -^-^ They cwip >_> us drunkards ÚwÚ and with swinish phrase -ÚwÚ Soiw UwU ouw ^w^ addition; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed >w< it UwU takes -Fwom UwU ouw :3 achievements, ^w^ though pewfowm'd uWu at xDD height, -uWu The ÚwÚ pith ÚwÚ and uWu mawwow of UwU ouw >_> attwibute. -^w^ So ;;w;; oft >w< it chances uWu in xDD pawticuwaw ;;w;; men -^.^ That, fow x3 some ^.^ vicious ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in ÚwÚ them, -;;w;; As uWu in uWu theiw xDD biwth,- wherein ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot x3 guiwty, -Since ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; cannyot choose :33 his xDD owigin,- -^-^ By x3 the o'ergrowth of x3 some ÚwÚ compwexion, -x3 Oft breaking down x3 the pales ÚwÚ and OwO fowts of weason, -:33 Ow ^.^ by x3 some OwO habit :3 that ^w^ too much o'erleavens -uWu The >_< fowm of pwausive :3 mannyews, :3 that these ;;w;; men ->_> Cawwying, UwU I say, x3 the stamp of one uWu defect, -uWu Being ;;w;; nyatuwe's wivewy, ow ;;w;; fowtunye's UwU staw, -^-^ Theiw uWu viwtues OwO ewse- be ;;w;; they >_< as puwe >_< as gwace, -;;w;; As :3 infinyite >_< as x3 man OwO may undewgo- -Shall uWu in x3 the general UwU censuwe OwO take ^.^ cowwuption -Fwom :3 that xDD pawticuwaw ^-^ fauwt. uWu The UwU dwam of uWu e'iw -^-^ Doth aww x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ substance often :3 dout ;;w;; To :33 his UwU own scandal. - -Entew ^w^ Ghost. - ->_< How. x3 Wook, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it comes! -xDD Ham. Angews ÚwÚ and ministers of xDD gwace ;;w;; defend ÚwÚ us! -^w^ Be xDD thou :3 a ^w^ spiwit of ^.^ heawth ow x3 gobwin ÚwÚ damn'd, -Bring with uWu thee uWu aiws from heaven ow ÚwÚ bwasts from >_> heww, -^w^ Be >w< thy x3 intents wicked ow :33 chawitabwe, -^.^ Thou UwU com'st uWu in xDD such :3 a UwU questionyabwe xDD shape -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww speak to thee. I'll caww uWu thee Hamlet, -OwO King, ÚwÚ fathew, royal x3 Danye. >_< O, answew me? -Let ;;w;; me nyot burst uWu in ignorance, >_> but tell -Why >w< thy canyonyiz'd xDD bonyes, heawsed uWu in UwU death, -:3 Have burst uWu theiw cewements; >w< why x3 the >w< sepuwchwe -^-^ Whewein ^.^ we saw uWu thee ÚwÚ quietwy inurn'd, ->_< Hath ^-^ op'd :33 his ^w^ pondewous ÚwÚ and OwO mawbwe ^w^ jaws -;;w;; To ;;w;; cast uWu thee x3 up ;;w;; again. >_> What OwO may ÚwÚ this >_> mean -:33 That UwU thou, >_< dead :33 cowse, again uWu in complete >w< steew, -^-^ Wevisits OwO thus x3 the gwimpses of x3 the ;;w;; moon, -^.^ Making >w< nyight :33 hideous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we foows of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -^w^ So howwidwy to ;;w;; shake UwU ouw uWu disposition -With >_< thoughts ^w^ beyond x3 the reaches of UwU ouw xDD souws? -Say, >w< why >_> is :3 this? OwO whewefowe? >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ we ^-^ do? ->_< Ghost ^-^ beckons x3 Hamwet. ->_< How. ^.^ It ^-^ beckons xDD you to OwO go OwO away with :33 it, -;;w;; As >_> if >w< it x3 some xDD impawtment uWu did ^.^ desiwe -;;w;; To xDD you >_< awonye. -Maw. Wook with >_> what ^-^ couwteous uWu action -^.^ It ;;w;; waves xDD you to :3 a ^.^ mowe removed :33 gwound. -OwO But UwU do nyot OwO go with :3 it! ->_< How. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by nyo UwU means! -xDD Ham. ^.^ It xDD wiww nyot >_< speak. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; fowwow :3 it. ->_< How. Do >_> nyot, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. Why, >_> what >_> shouwd be x3 the fear? -UwU I UwU do nyot uWu set x3 my >w< wife uWu at :3 a OwO pin's >w< fee; -xDD And fow x3 my x3 souw, >_> what ^.^ can >w< it UwU do to :3 that, -uWu Being :3 a ^.^ thing :3 immowtaw >_< as ÚwÚ itsewf? -^.^ It ;;w;; waves ;;w;; me fowth ;;w;; again. I'll ;;w;; fowwow :3 it. ->_< How. >_> What >_> if >w< it tempt xDD you toward x3 the flood, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 Ow to x3 the :3 dweadfuw ^.^ summit of x3 the xDD cwiff -:33 That uWu beetwes ^-^ o'ew :33 his UwU base x3 into x3 the :33 sea, -xDD And there assume x3 some ÚwÚ othew, howwibwe >_< fowm ->_< Which ^w^ might >_< depwive x3 youw UwU suvweignty of reason -xDD And dwaw xDD you x3 into madness? ^w^ Think of :3 it. -uWu The xDD vewy :33 pwace puts :3 toys of ^-^ despewation, -Without ^.^ mowe x3 motive, x3 into every :3 bwain -:33 That :33 wooks UwU so UwU many ;;w;; fadoms to x3 the sea -xDD And x3 heaws >w< it roar beneath. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It ;;w;; waves ;;w;; me xDD stiww. -Go :3 on. I'll ;;w;; fowwow thee. -Maw. >_> You UwU shaww nyot x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. :33 Howd x3 off x3 youw ^w^ hands! ->_< How. ^w^ Be uWu wuw'd. >_> You UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ go. -xDD Ham. OwO My fate x3 cwies x3 out -xDD And x3 makes >_< each petty ^-^ awtiwe uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< body -;;w;; As ^-^ hawdy >_< as x3 the x3 Nyemean ;;w;; wion's >_> nyewve. -^w^ [Ghost beckons.] -UwU Stiww ^w^ am UwU I call'd. >_< Unhand uWu me, >_< gentwemen. -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll >_< make :3 a xDD ghost of ^.^ him :3 that wets UwU me!- -UwU I say, away!- Go :3 on. I'll ;;w;; fowwow thee. -Exeunt >_< Ghost ÚwÚ and x3 Hamwet. ->_< How. >w< He ^.^ waxes despewate with >_< imaginyation. -Maw. :3 Wet's x3 fowwow. 'Tis nyot ;;w;; fit OwO thus to UwU obey ^.^ him. ->_< How. :3 Have >w< aftew. ;;w;; To >_> what x3 issue waiw ÚwÚ this come? -Maw. xDD Something >_> is wotten uWu in x3 the >w< state of Denmark. ->_< How. uWu Heaven xDD wiww direct :3 it. -Maw. Nyay, >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -OwO Ewsinyowe. uWu The UwU Castwe. ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the :3 fowtifications. - -Entew >_< Ghost ÚwÚ and x3 Hamwet. - -xDD Ham. x3 Whithew wiwt xDD thou lead me? Speak! I'll OwO go nyo fuwthew. -^w^ Ghost. >_> Mawk x3 me. -xDD Ham. UwU I :33 wiww. -^w^ Ghost. OwO My >_> houw >_> is almost come, -x3 When UwU I to >w< suwph'wous ÚwÚ and >_< towmenting flames -:3 Must render x3 up :3 mysewf. -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ÚwÚ ghost! -^w^ Ghost. x3 Pity ;;w;; me >_> nyot, >_> but xDD wend >w< thy sewious hearing -;;w;; To >_> what UwU I UwU shaww UwU unfowd. -xDD Ham. :33 Speak. UwU I ^w^ am bound to heaw. -^w^ Ghost. ^w^ So awt xDD thou to UwU wevenge, when xDD thou shalt heaw. -xDD Ham. What? -^w^ Ghost. UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy father's ^-^ spiwit, -^w^ Doom'd fow :3 a xDD cewtain term to UwU wawk x3 the night, -xDD And fow x3 the day >_< confin'd to ÚwÚ fast uWu in ^-^ fiwes, -Tiww x3 the fouw crimes donye uWu in x3 my OwO days of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -^w^ Awe burnt ÚwÚ and purg'd xDD away. OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am UwU fowbid -;;w;; To tell x3 the ^w^ secwets of x3 my :3 pwison house, -UwU I couwd :3 a xDD tawe ^w^ unfowd x3 whose xDD wightest ;;w;; wowd -Wouwd ^.^ hawwow x3 up >w< thy x3 souw, UwU fweeze >w< thy xDD young bwood, -^-^ Make >w< thy >w< two ^w^ eyes, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ staws, start from uWu theiw sphewes, -x3 Thy ^.^ knyotted ÚwÚ and combinyed locks to >_> pawt, -xDD And >_< each xDD pawticuwaw >_< haiw to stand >w< an >w< end -Wike UwU quiwws ;;w;; upon x3 the fwetfuw >w< powpentinye. -OwO But ÚwÚ this xDD etewnyaw >_> bwazon ^w^ must nyot be -;;w;; To OwO eaws of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. uWu Wist, wist, >_< O, list! -;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst OwO evew >w< thy uWu deaw >w< fathew ;;w;; wuv- -xDD Ham. x3 O uWu God! -^w^ Ghost. xDD Wevenge :33 his fouw ÚwÚ and UwU most unnyatuwaw muwthew. -xDD Ham. Murther? -^w^ Ghost. >w< Muwthew UwU most foul, >_< as uWu in x3 the best >w< it is; -OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU most foul, >_> stwange, ÚwÚ and ^w^ unnyatuwaw. -xDD Ham. Haste ;;w;; me to know't, :3 that I, with x3 wings >_< as UwU swift -;;w;; As meditation ow x3 the >_< thoughts of xDD wuv, -^-^ May :33 sweep to x3 my revenge. -^w^ Ghost. UwU I find uWu thee ^.^ apt; -xDD And ;;w;; duwwew shouwdst xDD thou be than x3 the :33 fat >_< weed -:33 That ^-^ wots itsewf uWu in ^w^ ease on ^w^ Wethe whawf, -Wouldst xDD thou nyot stir uWu in UwU this. >_> Nyow, Hamlet, heaw. -'Tis UwU given x3 out :3 that, x3 sweeping uWu in x3 my >_> owchawd, -^-^ A serpent OwO stung x3 me. ^w^ So x3 the whole ear of Denmark -Is ^.^ by :3 a forged xDD pwocess of x3 my :33 death -Rankly x3 abus'd. OwO But knyow, xDD thou x3 nyobwe youth, -uWu The serpent :3 that uWu did ÚwÚ sting >w< thy father's >w< wife -Now ^-^ weaws :33 his crown. -xDD Ham. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ pwophetic souw! -OwO My xDD uncwe? -^w^ Ghost. Ay, :3 that :3 incestuous, :3 that ÚwÚ aduwtewate ^.^ beast, -With uWu witchcwaft of :33 his ^w^ wit, with ^-^ twaitowous gifts- -x3 O wicked wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gifts, :3 that uWu have x3 the powew -^w^ So to OwO seduce!- ^.^ won to :33 his >_> shamefuw lust -uWu The xDD wiww of x3 my UwU most seeming-viwtuous >w< queen. -x3 O Hamlet, >_> what :3 a fawwing-off UwU was thewe, -Fwom uWu me, x3 whose wuv UwU was of :3 that dignity -:33 That >w< it OwO went uWu hand uWu in uWu hand even with x3 the vow -UwU I UwU made to her uWu in ^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and to xDD decwinye ->_> Upon :3 a uWu wwetch x3 whose natural ^.^ gifts :3 wewe poor -;;w;; To UwU those of mine! -OwO But virtue, >_< as >w< it >_< nyevew xDD wiww be x3 mov'd, -;;w;; Though >_< wewdnyess court >w< it uWu in :3 a xDD shape of ^.^ heaven, -^w^ So x3 wust, ^w^ though to :3 a OwO wadiant ÚwÚ angew link'd, -Will ÚwÚ sate itsewf uWu in :3 a ^w^ cewestiaw x3 bed -xDD And prey on xDD gawbage. -OwO But xDD soft! uWu methinks UwU I x3 scent x3 the mownying air. -:3 Bwief wet ;;w;; me >w< be. Sleeping within x3 my >_> owchawd, -OwO My ;;w;; custom awways of x3 the ;;w;; aftewnyoon, ->_> Upon x3 my ^.^ secuwe >_> houw >w< thy :33 uncwe stowe, -With >w< juice of uWu cuwsed >_> hebonya uWu in :3 a vial, -xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU powches of x3 my OwO eaws uWu did pouw -uWu The >w< wepewous ^.^ distiwment; x3 whose ^w^ effect -Howds xDD such >w< an >_< enmity with :3 bwood of x3 man -:33 That UwU swift >_< as quicksilverr >w< it ;;w;; couwses ^w^ thwough -uWu The natural :3 gates ÚwÚ and alleys of x3 the ;;w;; body, -xDD And with :3 a ^.^ sudden >_< vigouw >w< it xDD doth :33 posset -xDD And >_> cuwd, ^.^ wike eagew ÚwÚ dwoppings x3 into xDD miwk, -uWu The >_< thin ÚwÚ and whowesome blood. ^w^ So uWu did >w< it minye; -xDD And :3 a UwU most x3 instant tettew bawk'd about, -:3 Most ^.^ wazaw-wike, with ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and woathsome crust -All x3 my x3 smooth body. -^-^ Thus UwU was I, >_< sweeping, ^.^ by :3 a brother's uWu hand -Of :3 wife, of :3 cwown, of queen, uWu at >_> once ;;w;; dispatch'd; -Cut x3 off even uWu in x3 the xDD bwossoms of x3 my ^w^ sin, -Unhous'led, >w< disappointed, unanel'd, -No reckoning made, >_> but sent to x3 my :33 account -With aww x3 my ;;w;; impewfections on x3 my >_> head. -xDD Ham. >_< O, :3 howwibwe! >_< O, :3 howwibwe! UwU most :3 howwibwe! -^w^ Ghost. ;;w;; If xDD thou x3 hast ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in ÚwÚ thee, UwU beaw >w< it not. -Let nyot x3 the royal x3 bed of Denmark be -^-^ A UwU couch fow wuxuwy ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed incest. -But, howsoever xDD thou >_> puwsuest ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act, -:3 Taint nyot >w< thy UwU mind, nor wet >w< thy :3 souw >_< contwive -^w^ Against >w< thy mothew ^.^ aught. Weave her to ^.^ heaven, -xDD And to UwU those thorns :3 that uWu in her ^w^ bosom uWu wodge -;;w;; To uWu pwick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sting her. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww uWu at OwO once. -uWu The ^-^ gwowwowm >_< shows x3 the :3 matin to be nyeaw -xDD And UwU gins to pawe :33 his x3 unyeffectuaw >_> fiwe. -:3 Adieu, adieu, ^w^ adieu! ÚwÚ Wemembew x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. -xDD Ham. x3 O aww xDD you host of :3 heaven! x3 O ÚwÚ eawth! >_> What else? -xDD And UwU shaww UwU I coupwe :33 heww? UwU Howd, OwO howd, x3 my :33 heawt! -xDD And UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ sinyews, gwow nyot x3 instant :3 owd, -OwO But UwU beaw ;;w;; me stiffly :33 up. ÚwÚ Wemembew thee? -Ay, xDD thou poor ;;w;; ghost, OwO whiwe ^w^ memowy ÚwÚ howds :3 a uWu seat -^w^ In ÚwÚ this distracted ^w^ gwobe. ÚwÚ Wemembew thee? -Yea, from x3 the tabwe of x3 my ^w^ memowy -I'll xDD wipe OwO away aww OwO twiviaw fond ^w^ wecowds, -All saws of books, aww x3 fowms, aww pressures x3 past -:33 That :33 youth ÚwÚ and >w< obsewvation :33 copied thewe, -xDD And >w< thy commandment aww awonye UwU shaww ^w^ wive -OwO Within x3 the ^w^ book ÚwÚ and >_< vowume of x3 my :3 bwain, -OwO Unmix'd with baser :3 mattew. Yes, ^.^ by :3 heaven! -x3 O UwU most pewnyicious OwO woman! -x3 O villain, villain, :3 smiwing, uWu damnyed :33 viwwain! -OwO My uWu tabwes! ^w^ Meet >w< it >_> is UwU I uWu set >w< it down -:33 That one OwO may :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and be :3 a villain; -At least UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< it OwO may be UwU so uWu in Denmark. [Writes.] -So, uWu uncwe, there xDD you x3 awe. Now to x3 my wowd: -^.^ It >_> is 'Adieu, ^w^ adieu! ÚwÚ Wemembew xDD me.' -UwU I uWu have OwO swown't. ->_< How. :3 (within) OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! - -Entew ÚwÚ Howatio ÚwÚ and >_> Mawcewwus. - -Maw. Lord ^-^ Hamwet! ->_< How. uWu Heaven ^.^ secuwe x3 him! -xDD Ham. ^w^ So be :3 it! -Maw. Iwwo, :3 ho, :3 ho, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. Hillo, :3 ho, :3 ho, ^.^ boy! ^.^ Come, bird, x3 come. -Maw. How >w< is't, x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? ->_< How. >_> What news, x3 my xDD wowd? -Maw. >_< O, OwO wondewfuw! ->_< How. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, tell :3 it. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ weveaw :3 it. ->_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ by :3 heaven! -Maw. x3 Nyow I, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. How >_> say xDD you ^w^ then? Wouwd >_< heawt of x3 man >_> once think :33 it? -OwO But you'ww be ^w^ secwet? -;;w;; Both. Ay, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. >_> Thewe's nyeew :3 a viwwain dwelling uWu in aww Denmark -OwO But uWu he's >w< an uWu awwant knave. ->_< How. >_> Thewe >_< nyeeds nyo ;;w;; ghost, x3 my uWu wowd, come from x3 the :3 gwave -;;w;; To tell >_> us UwU this. -xDD Ham. Why, wight! >_> You OwO awe uWu in x3 the wight! -xDD And >_> so, ^-^ without ^.^ mowe circumstance uWu at all, -UwU I howd >w< it ;;w;; fit :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; shake ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawt; ->_< You, >_< as x3 youw business ÚwÚ and desiwes UwU shaww :33 point UwU you, -For every x3 man hath business ÚwÚ and >_> desiwe, ->w< Such >_< as >w< it is; ÚwÚ and fow x3 my UwU own poor >_> pawt, -Wook UwU you, I'll OwO go pway. ->_< How. ;;w;; These OwO awe >_> but >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and >w< whiwwing wowds, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy ;;w;; they ^-^ offend UwU you, :3 heawtiwy; -Yes, ^w^ faith, heawtiwy. ->_< How. >_> Thewe's nyo ^-^ offence, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Yes, ^.^ by Saint Patrick, >_> but there ;;w;; is, uWu Howatio, -xDD And much offence UwU too. :3 Touching ÚwÚ this xDD vision UwU hewe, -^.^ It >_> is >w< an xDD honyest ;;w;; ghost, :3 that wet ;;w;; me tell OwO you. -For x3 youw ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow >_> what >_> is ^-^ between us, -O'ermaster't >_< as xDD you may. xDD And now, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, -;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe OwO fwiends, schowaws, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, -Give ;;w;; me one poor xDD wequest. ->_< How. >_> What >w< is't, x3 my xDD wowd? We :33 wiww. -xDD Ham. xDD Nyevew >_< make ÚwÚ knyown >_> what xDD you uWu have :3 seen to-night. -;;w;; Both. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we xDD wiww not. -xDD Ham. Nyay, >_> but OwO sweaw't. ->_< How. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, -OwO My uWu wowd, nyot ^.^ I. -Maw. x3 Nyow I, x3 my wowd- uWu in ÚwÚ faith. -xDD Ham. >_> Upon x3 my ^-^ swowd. -Maw. We uWu have sworn, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< awweady. -xDD Ham. >w< Indeed, ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu swowd, indeed. - ->_< Ghost x3 cwies :33 undew x3 the stage. - -^w^ Ghost. ;;w;; Sweaw. -xDD Ham. uWu Aha ^-^ boy, say'st xDD thou so? Awt xDD thou thewe, ^w^ twuepenny? -:3 Come on! >_> You hear ÚwÚ this fewwow uWu in x3 the cewwawage. -UwU Consent to OwO sweaw. ->_< How. *twerks* Pwopose x3 the ;;w;; oath, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. xDD Nyevew to speak of ÚwÚ this :3 that xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ seen. -Swear ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ swowd. -^w^ Ghost. [benyeath] ;;w;; Sweaw. -xDD Ham. ^-^ Hic ^w^ et >_< ubique? UwU Then we'll OwO shift UwU ouw :33 gwound. -:3 Come hithew, xDD gentwemen, -xDD And uWu way x3 youw ^.^ hands again ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ swowd. -xDD Nyevew to speak of ÚwÚ this :3 that xDD you uWu have heard: -Swear ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ swowd. -^w^ Ghost. [benyeath] Swear ^.^ by :33 his ^-^ swowd. -xDD Ham. Weww said, ;;w;; owd uWu mowe! ÚwÚ Canst ^.^ wowk :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ eawth UwU so fast? -^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ pionyew! Once ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wemuv, ÚwÚ good fwiends." ->_< How. x3 O day ÚwÚ and night, >_> but ÚwÚ this >_> is wondwous >_< stwange! -xDD Ham. xDD And >_< thewefowe >_< as :3 a stwangew UwU give >w< it x3 wewcome. ->_> Thewe OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^.^ things uWu in heaven ÚwÚ and earth, uWu Howatio, -Than OwO awe dweamt of uWu in x3 youw phiwosophy. -OwO But >w< come! -Here, >_< as x3 befowe, ;;w;; nyevew, UwU so OwO hewp xDD you mercy, -How ;;w;; stwange ow >w< odd soe'ew UwU I UwU beaw mysewf -xDD (As UwU I x3 pewchance heweaftew UwU shaww think :3 meet -;;w;; To put >w< an ^.^ antic uWu disposition ^w^ on), -:33 That UwU you, uWu at xDD such times ^-^ seeing uWu me, >_< nyevew UwU shaww, -With :3 awms encumb'wed thus, ow ÚwÚ this ^-^ head-shake, -:33 Ow ^.^ by pwonyouncing of x3 some ^.^ doubtfuw uWu phwase, -;;w;; As UwU 'Weww, weww, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow,' ow ÚwÚ 'We couwd, >w< an >_> if ^.^ we uWu wouwd,' -:33 Ow x3 'If ^.^ we ÚwÚ wist to >_< speak,' ow ^-^ 'Thewe be, >w< an >_> if ;;w;; they ^w^ might,' -:33 Ow xDD such ÚwÚ ambiguous ^.^ giving ^.^ out, to ^-^ nyote -:33 That xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ aught of me- ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot to UwU do, -^w^ So xDD gwace ÚwÚ and xDD mewcy uWu at x3 youw UwU most >_< nyeed OwO hewp UwU you, -;;w;; Sweaw. -^w^ Ghost. [benyeath] ;;w;; Sweaw. -^w^ [They swear.] -xDD Ham. Rest, ^-^ west, :33 pewtuwbed :33 spiwit! So, xDD gentwemen, -With aww x3 my wuv UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to uWu you; -xDD And >_> what UwU so poor :3 a x3 man >_< as ;;w;; Hamwet >_> is -^-^ May UwU do t' express :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and fwiending to UwU you, -^w^ God >_> wiwwing, UwU shaww nyot ^w^ wack. Let >_> us OwO go uWu in together; -xDD And still x3 youw x3 fingews on x3 youw :3 wips, UwU I pway. -uWu The time >_> is x3 out of ;;w;; joint. x3 O uWu cuwsed x3 spite -:33 That OwO evew UwU I UwU was bown to uWu set >w< it wight! -Nyay, come, >_> wet's OwO go together. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -OwO Act UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house of >w< Powonyius. - -Entew ^.^ Powonyius ÚwÚ and Reynaldo. - -Pow. Give ^.^ him ÚwÚ this monyey ÚwÚ and these nyotes, Reynaldo. -ÚwÚ Wey. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. >_> You UwU shaww UwU do marvell's wisely, ÚwÚ good :33 Weynyawdo, -^.^ Befowe >_> You x3 visit :3 him, to >_< make ^.^ inquiwe -Of :33 his behaviouw. -ÚwÚ Wey. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu did intend :3 it. -Pow. OwO Mawwy, weww said, xDD vewy weww UwU said. Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, ->w< Enquiwe ;;w;; me xDD fiwst >_> what xDD Danskews OwO awe uWu in OwO Pawis; -xDD And how, ÚwÚ and who, >_> what >_< means, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ;;w;; they uWu keep, ->_> What xDD company, uWu at >_> what expense; ÚwÚ and finding -^-^ By ÚwÚ this encompassment ÚwÚ and dwift of ;;w;; question -:33 That ;;w;; they UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 my x3 son, come xDD you ^.^ mowe nyeawew -Than x3 youw xDD pawticuwaw uWu demands xDD wiww :33 touch :3 it. -^.^ Take UwU you, >_< as :33 'twewe, x3 some >w< distant >_< knyowwedge of him; -;;w;; As thus, ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ knyow :33 his >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO fwiends, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ pawt >_< him.' Do xDD you mark uWu this, >_> Weynyawdo? -ÚwÚ Wey. Ay, xDD vewy weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. uWu 'And uWu in ÚwÚ pawt :3 him, uWu but,' xDD you OwO may say, 'nyot well. -OwO But if't be ^.^ he UwU I mean, uWu he's xDD vewy >w< wiwd -;;w;; Addicted UwU so ÚwÚ and uWu so'; ÚwÚ and there put on ^.^ him ->_> What fowgewies xDD you pwease; marry, >_< nyonye UwU so rank -;;w;; As OwO may x3 dishonyouw uWu him- OwO take :3 heed of :33 that; -But, ^w^ siw, xDD such wanton, ^w^ wiwd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ usuaw slips -;;w;; As OwO awe companions noted ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ knyown -;;w;; To :33 youth ÚwÚ and OwO wibewty. -ÚwÚ Wey. ;;w;; As gaming, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. Ay, ow OwO dwinking, ^.^ fencing, uWu sweawing, ^-^ quawwewwing, -ÚwÚ Dwabbing. >_> You OwO may OwO go UwU so far. -ÚwÚ Wey. OwO My uWu wowd, :3 that ^.^ wouwd x3 dishonyouw ^.^ him. -Pow. Faith, no, >_< as xDD you OwO may >_< season >w< it uWu in x3 the chawge. ->_> You ^w^ must nyot put anyothew OwO scandaw on :3 him, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is open to incontinency. ->w< That's nyot x3 my meanying. OwO But ;;w;; bweathe :33 his :33 fauwts UwU so x3 quaintwy -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may xDD seem x3 the ^w^ taints of >w< wibewty, -uWu The fwash ÚwÚ and outbweak of :3 a fiery UwU mind, -^-^ A >_< savagenyess uWu in unwecwaimed bwood, -Of general xDD assauwt. -ÚwÚ Wey. But, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd- -Pow. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd xDD you UwU do :3 this? -ÚwÚ Wey. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow x3 that. -Pow. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, hewe's x3 my dwift, -xDD And UwU I ^-^ bewieve >w< it >_> is :3 a :3 fetch of ;;w;; wawwant. ->_> You >w< waying these :3 swight sullies on x3 my >_< son -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :3 a ^.^ thing :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ soiw'd :33 i' x3 th' x3 wowking, ->_> Mawk UwU you, -uWu Youw party uWu in converse, ^.^ him xDD you ^.^ wouwd sound, ->_> Having OwO evew :3 seen uWu in x3 the pwenyominyate crimes -uWu The :33 youth xDD you ;;w;; bweathe of x3 guiwty, be x3 assuw'd ->w< He :3 cwoses with xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; consequence: -x3 'Good :33 siw,' ow >_> so, ow :33 'fwiend,' ow x3 'gentweman'- -x3 Accowding to x3 the phrase ow x3 the >w< addition -Of x3 man ÚwÚ and OwO countwy- -ÚwÚ Wey. Very UwU good, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. xDD And >w< then, ^w^ siw, does xDD 'a OwO this- xDD 'a ^-^ does- >_> What UwU was UwU I about to ^.^ say? -^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I UwU was about to >_> say ^w^ something! Whewe uWu did UwU I weave? -ÚwÚ Wey. At uWu 'cwoses uWu in x3 the :3 consequence,' uWu at ^-^ 'fwiend ow :3 so,' ÚwÚ and ->w< gentweman.' -Pow. At uWu 'cwoses uWu in x3 the consequence'- Ay, >w< mawwy! ->w< He :3 cwoses thus: ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 gentweman. -UwU I saw ^.^ him ^.^ yestewday, ow x3 t'othew ^-^ day, -:33 Ow >w< then, ow >w< then, with xDD such ow such; x3 and, >_< as xDD you say, ->_> Thewe UwU was xDD 'a gaming; there ^w^ o'ewtook in's wouse; ->_> Thewe falling x3 out uWu at >_< tennyis'; ow ÚwÚ pewchance, -ÚwÚ 'I saw ^.^ him enter xDD such :3 a ;;w;; house of uWu sawe,' -Videlicet, :3 a xDD bwothew, ow UwU so forth. -xDD See xDD you x3 nyow- -uWu Youw x3 bait of UwU fawsehood UwU takes ÚwÚ this >_< cawp of truth; -xDD And OwO thus UwU do ^.^ we of ^.^ wisdom ÚwÚ and of x3 weach, -With >_> windwasses ÚwÚ and with assays of OwO bias, -^-^ By indirections find diwections OwO out. -So, ^.^ by x3 my xDD fowmew ^-^ wectuwe ÚwÚ and x3 advice, -Shall xDD you x3 my OwO son. >_> You uWu have uWu me, uWu have xDD you nyot -ÚwÚ Wey. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :3 have. -Pow. ^w^ God ^-^ b' ÚwÚ wi' :3 ye, ^-^ fawe OwO ye OwO weww! -ÚwÚ Wey. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wowd! [Going.] -Pow. >w< Obsewve :33 his ^w^ incwinyation uWu in OwO youwsewf. -ÚwÚ Wey. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. xDD And wet ^.^ him ply :33 his >_> music. -ÚwÚ Wey. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pow. >_< Faweweww! -uWu Exit Reynaldo. - -Entew UwU Ophewia. - -How now, :3 Ophewia? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:33 Oph. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU so uWu affwighted! -Pow. With x3 what, :33 i' x3 th' xDD nyame of ^w^ God UwU I -:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, >_< as UwU I UwU was >_> sewing uWu in x3 my closet, -Lord Hamlet, with :33 his ^w^ doubwet aww uWu unbwac'd, -No ^w^ hat ;;w;; upon :33 his head, :33 his ;;w;; stockings fouw'd, -uWu Ungawt'wed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down-gyved to :33 his UwU ankwe; -Pawe >_< as :33 his :33 shiwt, :33 his knees knocking >_< each ÚwÚ othew, -xDD And with :3 a wook UwU so ^.^ piteous uWu in puwpowt -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been loosed x3 out of heww -;;w;; To speak of horrors- ^.^ he x3 comes >w< befowe x3 me. -Pow. Mad fow >w< thy love? -:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, -OwO But :33 twuwy UwU I UwU do feaw :3 it. -Pow. >_> What uWu said uWu he? -:33 Oph. >w< He >_> took ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the wrist ÚwÚ and hewd ;;w;; me hard; -UwU Then xDD goes ^.^ he to x3 the :33 wength of aww :33 his ^.^ awm, -^.^ And, with :33 his othew uWu hand OwO thus ^-^ o'ew :33 his >_> bwow, ->w< He ^w^ fawws to xDD such ;;w;; pewusaw of x3 my OwO face -;;w;; As ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd dwaw :3 it. OwO Wong OwO stay'd ^.^ he :3 so. -At last, :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ shaking of >_< minye ^.^ awm, -xDD And thrice :33 his >_> head OwO thus ^.^ waving x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, ->w< He >_> wais'd :3 a x3 sigh UwU so ^.^ piteous ÚwÚ and profound -;;w;; As >w< it uWu did xDD seem to uWu shattew aww :33 his >_< buwk -xDD And >w< end :33 his ;;w;; being. :33 That :33 donye, ^.^ he wets ;;w;; me x3 go, -xDD And with :33 his >_> head uvw :33 his shoulder >_> tuwn'd ->w< He ^w^ seem'd to find :33 his uWu way ^-^ without :33 his ^w^ eyes, -For x3 out ^.^ o' x3 doows ^.^ he OwO went ^-^ without uWu theiw OwO hewp -xDD And to x3 the >w< wast bended uWu theiw >w< wight on x3 me. -Pow. ^.^ Come, OwO go with x3 me. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek x3 the ;;w;; King. -This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy >w< ecstasy of xDD wuv, ->_< Whose :3 viowent uWu pwopewty ^-^ fowdoes itsewf -xDD And weads x3 the xDD wiww to despewate undewtakings -;;w;; As ;;w;; oft >_< as xDD any passion :33 undew heaven -:33 That does UwU affwict UwU ouw natures. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy. -What, uWu have xDD you UwU given ^.^ him xDD any x3 hawd wowds of uWu wate? -:33 Oph. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; but, >_< as xDD you uWu did >_> command, -UwU I uWu did wepew :33 his x3 wettews ÚwÚ and >w< denyied -ÚwÚ His x3 access to x3 me. -Pow. :33 That hath UwU made ^.^ him >_> mad. -UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that with xDD bettew :3 heed ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment -UwU I xDD had nyot OwO quoted ^.^ him. UwU I feaw'd ^.^ he uWu did >_> but xDD twifwe -xDD And meant to wwack ÚwÚ thee; >_> but :3 beshwew x3 my jeawousy! -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< it >_> is >_< as OwO pwopew to UwU ouw age -;;w;; To ;;w;; cast ^w^ beyond ouwsewves uWu in UwU ouw OwO opinyions -;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ^w^ common fow x3 the :3 youngew ;;w;; sowt -;;w;; To ^.^ wack discwetion. ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we to x3 the ;;w;; King. -This ^w^ must be x3 knyown; ^w^ which, ^.^ being :33 kept cwose, ^w^ might move -uWu Mowe grief to hide than ^-^ hate to :33 uttew love. ->w< Come. -:33 Exeunt. - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - ->w< Fwouwish. [Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 Queen, Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and x3 Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ cum xDD awiis. - -;;w;; King. Welcome, uWu deaw Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. -^.^ Moweuvw :3 that ^.^ we much uWu did ^-^ wong to >_> see UwU you, -uWu The >_< nyeed ^.^ we uWu have to use xDD you uWu did ;;w;; pwovoke -Our >_> hasty :33 sending. xDD Something uWu have xDD you heard -Of Hamlet's x3 twansfowmation. ^w^ So UwU I caww :33 it, -Sith nor x3 th' exterior nor x3 the inward x3 man -^w^ Wesembwes :3 that >w< it uWu was. >_> What >w< it >_> shouwd be, -uWu Mowe than :33 his father's UwU death, :3 that OwO thus hath put ^.^ him -^w^ So much from x3 th' undewstanding of himsewf, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot dweam uWu of. UwU I entweat xDD you both -^.^ That, ^.^ being of UwU so xDD young x3 cways ^.^ bwought x3 up with :3 him, -xDD And xDD since UwU so uWu nyeighbouw'd to :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and haviouw, -:33 That xDD you x3 vouchsafe x3 youw xDD west OwO hewe uWu in UwU ouw court -;;w;; Some xDD wittwe time; UwU so ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ companyies -;;w;; To dwaw ^.^ him on to UwU pweasuwes, ÚwÚ and to gathew -^w^ So much >_< as from ;;w;; occasion xDD you OwO may gwean, -Whethew ^.^ aught to >_> us unknown affwicts ^.^ him OwO thus -^.^ That, x3 open'd, wies within UwU ouw UwU wemedy. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, ^.^ he hath much ^w^ tawk'd of UwU you, -xDD And >_< suwe UwU I ^w^ am >w< two ;;w;; men there OwO awe nyot UwU wiving -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ^.^ mowe ;;w;; adhewes. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease xDD you -;;w;; To x3 show >_> us UwU so much ÚwÚ gentwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good xDD wiww -;;w;; As to uWu expend x3 youw time with >_> us ^-^ awhiwe -For x3 the suppwy ÚwÚ and pwofit of UwU ouw hope, -uWu Youw xDD visitation UwU shaww receive xDD such thanks -;;w;; As ^w^ fits :3 a >_< king's :3 wemembwance. -Wos. UwU Both x3 youw >_< Majesties -Might, ^.^ by x3 the suvweign powew xDD you uWu have of us, ->_> Put x3 youw xDD dwead >_< pweasuwes ^.^ mowe x3 into ÚwÚ command -Than to x3 entweaty. -Guil. OwO But ^.^ we both OwO obey, -xDD And OwO hewe UwU give x3 up ;;w;; ouwsewves, uWu in x3 the full xDD bent, -;;w;; To uWu way UwU ouw OwO sewvice freely uWu at x3 youw ^.^ feet, -;;w;; To be commanded. -;;w;; King. >_< Thanks, Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe OwO Guiwdenstewn. -ÚwÚ Queen. >_< Thanks, ^-^ Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Wosencwantz. -xDD And UwU I :33 beseech xDD you instantly to x3 visit -OwO My ^w^ too much changed ^w^ son.- ^w^ Go, x3 some of UwU you, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing these gentlemen :3 whewe ;;w;; Hamwet >w< is. -Guil. ^w^ Heavens >_< make UwU ouw x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and UwU ouw pwactices -Pleasant ÚwÚ and helpful to x3 him! -ÚwÚ Queen. Ay, >_< amen! -Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and x3 Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ [with x3 some ->w< Attendants]. - -Entew >w< Powonyius. - -Pow. xDD Th' ambassadors from x3 Nyowway, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -^w^ Awe joyfully ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -;;w;; King. ^.^ Thou still x3 hast :33 been x3 the >w< fathew of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. -Pow. :3 Have I, x3 my xDD wowd? Assuwe UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wiege, -UwU I howd x3 my >_> duty >_< as UwU I howd x3 my x3 souw, -UwU Both to x3 my ^w^ God ÚwÚ and to x3 my >_> gwacious uWu king; -xDD And UwU I UwU do x3 think- ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this :3 bwain of >_< minye -Hunts nyot x3 the trail of UwU powicy UwU so >_< suwe -;;w;; As >w< it hath ;;w;; us'd to xDD do- :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> found -uWu The xDD vewy cause of Hamlet's ^.^ wunyacy. -;;w;; King. >_< O, speak of >_< that! :33 That UwU do UwU I ^-^ wong to heaw. -Pow. Give xDD fiwst ÚwÚ admittance to x3 th' ambassadows. -OwO My nyews UwU shaww be x3 the ^w^ fwuit to :3 that great x3 feast. -;;w;; King. ^.^ Thysewf UwU do xDD gwace to ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them ^.^ in. -;;w;; [Exit :3 Powonyius.] ->w< He uWu tewws uWu me, x3 my uWu deaw >_> Gewtwude, ^.^ he hath >_> found -uWu The >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu souwce of aww x3 youw ÚwÚ son's distempew. -ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I doubt >w< it >_> is nyo othew >_> but x3 the ^-^ main, -ÚwÚ His father's :33 death ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; o'ewhasty marriage. -;;w;; King. xDD Weww, ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO sift ^.^ him. - -Entew Polonius, ^-^ Vowtemand, ÚwÚ and >_> Cownyewius. - -Welcome, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiends. -Say, ^-^ Vowtemand, >_> what from UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew Nyowway? -Volt. :3 Most >w< faiw ^-^ wetuwn of ^.^ gweetings ÚwÚ and :33 desiwes. ->_> Upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ he sent x3 out to suppress -ÚwÚ His :3 nyephew's wevies; which to ^.^ him appear'd -;;w;; To be :3 a uWu pwepawation uWu 'gainst x3 the x3 Powack, -OwO But xDD bettew >_> wook'd into, ^.^ he :33 twuwy >_> found -^.^ It UwU was OwO against x3 youw Highness; ^.^ wheweat griev'd, -:33 That UwU so :33 his :3 sicknyess, age, ÚwÚ and >w< impotence -Was :3 fawsewy :3 bownye uWu in uWu hand, OwO sends x3 out ÚwÚ awwests -On :33 Fowtinbwas; which xDD he, uWu in ^-^ bwief, ^w^ obeys, -Receives ^.^ webuke from x3 Nyowway, x3 and, uWu in uWu finye, -:3 Makes vow >w< befowe :33 his :33 uncwe >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To UwU give x3 th' OwO assay of :3 awms OwO against x3 youw >_< Majesty. -Wheweon ;;w;; owd x3 Nyowway, uWu uvwcome with joy, ->w< Gives ^.^ him >w< thwee thousand :3 cwowns uWu in >w< annyuaw ^.^ fee -xDD And :33 his OwO commission to :33 empwoy UwU those xDD sowdiews, -^w^ So ^w^ wevied >_< as x3 befowe, OwO against x3 the OwO Powack; -With >w< an ;;w;; entweaty, >w< hewein further OwO shown, -xDD [Gives :3 a paper.] -:33 That >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease xDD you to UwU give :33 quiet pass -^.^ Thwough x3 youw xDD dominyions fow ÚwÚ this entewpwise, -On xDD such wegawds of :33 safety ÚwÚ and :3 awwowance -;;w;; As thewein OwO awe uWu set down. -;;w;; King. ^.^ It likes >_> us well; -xDD And uWu at UwU ouw ^.^ mowe uWu considew'd time we'll wead, -:3 Answew, ÚwÚ and think ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this business. ->w< Meantime ^.^ we >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ;;w;; weww-took uWu wabouw. -Go to x3 youw rest; uWu at >w< nyight we'll >_> feast together. -:3 Most wewcome x3 home! Exeunt uWu Ambassadows. -Pow. This business >_> is weww ended. -OwO My ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ and UwU madam, to OwO expostuwate ->_> What ^.^ majesty >_> shouwd be, >_> what >_> duty ;;w;; is, -Why day >_> is ^-^ day, >w< nyight >_> is night, ÚwÚ and time >_> is uWu time. -^.^ Wewe >_< nyothing >_> but to uWu waste night, ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and uWu time. ->_< Thewefowe, xDD since ^-^ bwevity >_> is x3 the :3 souw of ^w^ wit, -xDD And UwU tediousnyess x3 the x3 wimbs ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd flourishes, -UwU I xDD wiww be bwief. uWu Youw x3 nyobwe >_< son >_> is >_> mad. -Mad caww UwU I uWu it; for, to ^w^ definye true xDD madnyess, ->_> What :3 is't >_> but to be >_< nyothing >_> ewse >_> but uWu mad? -OwO But wet :3 that ÚwÚ go. -ÚwÚ Queen. uWu Mowe >w< mattew, with less art. -Pow. uWu Madam, UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I use nyo awt uWu at all. -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is mad, UwU 'tis >_> twue: UwU 'tis true UwU 'tis pity; -xDD And pity UwU 'tis UwU 'tis true. ^-^ A >_< foowish figuwe! -OwO But >_< faweweww :33 it, fow UwU I xDD wiww use nyo art. -Mad wet >_> us gwant ^.^ him UwU then. xDD And nyow remains -:33 That ^.^ we find x3 out x3 the cause of ÚwÚ this >_< effect- -:33 Ow rather say, x3 the cause of ÚwÚ this uWu defect, -For ÚwÚ this ^w^ effect ÚwÚ defective x3 comes ^.^ by OwO cause. -^-^ Thus >w< it >_< wemains, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wemaindew OwO thus. -OwO Pewpend. -UwU I uWu have :3 a daughter >_< (have OwO whiwe ^.^ she >_> is xDD minye), -Who uWu in her >_> duty ÚwÚ and xDD obedience, >_> mawk, ->_< Hath UwU given ;;w;; me UwU this. Now >_< gathew, ÚwÚ and suwmise. -[Weads] x3 the >_> wettew. -uWu 'To x3 the cewestiaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 souw's :3 idow, x3 the UwU most xDD beautified -Ophelia,'- - ->w< That's >w< an :33 iww uWu phwase, :3 a ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ phwase; :3 'beautified' >_> is :3 a ^-^ viwe -phrase. -OwO But xDD you UwU shaww heaw. Thus: -[Reads.] -:3 'In her :3 excewwent ^-^ white x3 bosom, OwO these, OwO &c.' -ÚwÚ Queen. >_< Came ÚwÚ this from ;;w;; Hamwet to OwO hew? -Pow. ^-^ Good UwU madam, xDD stay OwO awhiwe. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< faithfuw. [Reads.] - -:3 'Doubt xDD thou x3 the stars OwO awe x3 fiwe; -Doubt :3 that x3 the sun xDD doth move; -Doubt uWu twuth to be :3 a x3 wiaw; -OwO But >_< nyevew doubt UwU I love. -^w^ 'O uWu deaw :33 Ophewia, UwU I ^w^ am :33 iww uWu at these ^w^ nyumbews; UwU I uWu have nyot awt to -weckon x3 my >_< gwoans; >_> but :3 that UwU I wuv uWu thee ^w^ best, x3 O UwU most ^w^ best, ^-^ bewieve -:3 it. uWu Adieu. -ÚwÚ 'Thinye evewmowe, UwU most uWu deaw UwU wady, whiwst ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ machinye >_> is to :3 him, -x3 HAMWET.' - ->w< This, uWu in xDD obedience, hath x3 my daughter OwO shown OwO me; -xDD And ^.^ mowe xDD abuv, hath :33 his ;;w;; sowicitings, -;;w;; As ;;w;; they UwU feww x3 out ^.^ by time, ^.^ by >_< means, ÚwÚ and pwace, -All UwU given to >_< minye :3 eaw. -;;w;; King. OwO But >w< how hath ^.^ she -xDD Weceiv'd :33 his love? -Pow. >_> What UwU do xDD you think of me? -;;w;; King. ;;w;; As of :3 a x3 man faithfuw ÚwÚ and >w< honyouwabwe. -Pow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^-^ pwuv :3 so. OwO But >_> what ^w^ might xDD you >_< think, -x3 When UwU I xDD had :3 seen ÚwÚ this :3 hot wuv on x3 the OwO wing -xDD (As UwU I ^-^ pewceiv'd :33 it, UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you :3 that, -^.^ Befowe x3 my daughter told x3 me), >_> what ^w^ might UwU you, -:33 Ow x3 my uWu deaw ;;w;; Majesty x3 youw >_< queen UwU hewe, >_< think, -;;w;; If UwU I xDD had pway'd x3 the ^.^ desk ow tabwe ^-^ book, -:33 Ow UwU given x3 my >_< heawt :3 a uWu winking, >w< mute ÚwÚ and ^.^ dumb, -:33 Ow >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this wuv with idle sight? ->_> What ^w^ might xDD you x3 think? :3 Nyo, UwU I OwO went ;;w;; wound to ^.^ wowk -xDD And x3 my xDD young mistwess OwO thus UwU I uWu did >_> bespeak: -UwU 'Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet >_> is :3 a >_< pwince, x3 out of >w< thy uWu staw. -This ^w^ must nyot UwU be.' xDD And xDD then UwU I prescripts uWu gave hew, -:33 That ^.^ she >_> shouwd OwO wock herself from :33 his wesowt, -^.^ Admit nyo messengers, receive nyo >_< tokens. ->_< Which :33 donye, ^.^ she >_> took x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of x3 my x3 advice, -xDD And xDD he, x3 wepuwsed, :3 a showt xDD tawe to ;;w;; make, -Feww x3 into :3 a xDD sadnyess, xDD then x3 into :3 a OwO fast, -^w^ Thence to :3 a >w< watch, thence x3 into :3 a ÚwÚ weaknyess, -^w^ Thence to :3 a wightnyess, x3 and, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this decwension, -^.^ Into x3 the ^-^ madnyess wherein nyow ^.^ he raves, -xDD And aww ^.^ we mouwn ;;w;; fow. -;;w;; King. Do xDD you think UwU 'tis :3 this? -ÚwÚ Queen. >w< it OwO may be, xDD vewy >_> wike. -Pow. >_< Hath there :33 been xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ time- UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^.^ knyow >_< that- -:33 That UwU I uWu have Positively uWu said ''Tis :3 so,' -x3 When >w< it ^.^ pwov'd ÚwÚ othewwise.? -;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. -Pow. ^.^ [points to :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and :33 shouwdew] ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this from uWu this, >_> if ÚwÚ this -be othewwise. -;;w;; If >_> ciwcumstances lead uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww find -Whewe uWu twuth >_> is :3 hid, ^w^ though >w< it :3 wewe >_< hid ÚwÚ indeed -OwO Within x3 the :33 centwe. -;;w;; King. How OwO may ^.^ we >_> twy >w< it further? -Pow. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 sometimes ^.^ he >w< wawks fouw >_> houws togethew -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the wobby. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ So ^.^ he does indeed. -Pow. At xDD such :3 a time I'll ;;w;; woose x3 my daughter to ^.^ him. -^w^ Be xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 behind >w< an arras UwU then. ->_> Mawk x3 the ÚwÚ encountew. ;;w;; If ^.^ he wuv her >_> nyot, -xDD And ^.^ he nyot from :33 his reason fall'n theweon -Let ;;w;; me be nyo ;;w;; assistant fow :3 a state, -OwO But >_< keep :3 a ;;w;; fawm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cawtews. -;;w;; King. We xDD wiww >_> twy :3 it. - -Entew Hamlet, weading on :3 a uWu book. - -ÚwÚ Queen. OwO But wook :3 whewe sadwy x3 the poor uWu wwetch x3 comes reading. -Pow. :33 Away, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, both OwO away -I'll ÚwÚ boawd ^.^ him presently. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. -Exeunt ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 Queen, ^w^ [with >w< Attendants]. -How does x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_> Hamwet? -xDD Ham. xDD Weww, God-a-mercy. -Pow. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow uWu me, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Excewwent well. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ fishmongew. -Pow. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU Then UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe UwU so xDD honyest :3 a man. -Pow. Honest, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Ay, sir. ;;w;; To be OwO honyest, >_< as ÚwÚ this wowwd :33 goes, >_> is to be one x3 man -pick'd x3 out of ;;w;; ten ÚwÚ thousand. -Pow. >w< That's xDD vewy ^-^ twue, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. For >_> if x3 the sun breed x3 maggots uWu in :3 a >_< dead dog, ^.^ being :3 a god -xDD kissing OwO cawwion- :3 Have xDD you :3 a daughter? -Pow. UwU I have, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Let her nyot UwU wawk :33 i' x3 th' OwO sun. Conception >_> is :3 a blessing, >_> but nyot ->_< as x3 youw daughter OwO may x3 conceive. Fwiend, wook to't. -Pow. >w< [aside] How >_> say xDD you ^.^ by ^-^ that? UwU Stiww ^-^ hawping on x3 my >w< daughtew. ÚwÚ Yet -^.^ he UwU knyew ;;w;; me nyot uWu at fiwst. >w< He uWu said UwU I UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ fishmongew. >w< He >_> is uWu faw ->w< gonye, uWu faw ÚwÚ gonye! xDD And :33 twuwy uWu in x3 my :33 youth UwU I ;;w;; suff'wed much extremity -fow ;;w;; wuv- xDD vewy nyeaw UwU this. I'll speak to ^.^ him again.- >_> What UwU do xDD you -wead, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. ;;w;; Wowds, wowds, ÚwÚ wowds. -Pow. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Between >_> who? -Pow. UwU I mean, x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that xDD you wead, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. >w< Swandews, siw; fow x3 the :3 satiwicaw ;;w;; wogue ;;w;; says OwO hewe :3 that ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men -uWu have ^w^ gwey >w< beawds; :3 that uWu theiw faces OwO awe :3 wwinkwed; uWu theiw eyes -puwging thick amber ÚwÚ and :3 pwum-twee gum; ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have :3 a -:3 pwentifuw ^.^ wack of ^w^ wit, togethew with UwU most xDD weak hams. All ^w^ which, -^w^ siw, ^w^ though UwU I UwU most powerfully ÚwÚ and uWu potentwy :33 bewieve, yet UwU I howd >w< it -nyot honesty to uWu have >w< it OwO thus uWu set down; fow xDD you yourself, ^w^ siw, ->_> shouwd be ;;w;; owd >_< as UwU I ^w^ am >_< if, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ cwab, xDD you couwd OwO go backwawd. -Pow. >w< [aside] ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this be xDD madnyess, yet there >_> is :3 a method in't.- -Will >_> You UwU wawk x3 out of x3 the air, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. ^.^ Into x3 my gwave? -Pow. >w< Indeed, :3 that >_> is x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' air. :3 [Aside] How x3 pwegnyant x3 sometimes -:33 his >_< wepwies UwU awe! :3 a happinyess :3 that often ^-^ madnyess x3 hits ;;w;; on, which -reason ÚwÚ and UwU sanyity couwd nyot UwU so x3 pwospewouswy be ^-^ dewivewed uWu of. UwU I -xDD wiww OwO weave ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suddenwy >_< contwive x3 the means of meeting ^-^ between -^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< daughtew.- OwO My ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww UwU most x3 humbwy OwO take -x3 my OwO weave of OwO you. -xDD Ham. >_> You cannot, ^w^ siw, OwO take from ;;w;; me ;;w;; anything :3 that UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ mowe -^w^ wiwwingwy ÚwÚ pawt withaw- :33 except x3 my :3 wife, :33 except x3 my :3 wife, :33 except x3 my -:3 wife, - -Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -Pow. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ;;w;; These tedious ;;w;; owd uWu foows! -Pow. >_> You OwO go to >_> seek x3 the Lord x3 Hamwet. >_> Thewe ^.^ he >w< is. -Wos. >_> [to Polonius] ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir! -uWu Exit [Polonius]. -Guil. OwO My :3 honyouw'd ^.^ wowd! -Wos. OwO My UwU most uWu deaw ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. OwO My :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fwiends! How dost UwU thou, Guildenstern? xDD Ah, -UwU Wosencwantz! ^-^ Good >w< wads, >w< how UwU do OwO ye ^-^ both? -Wos. ;;w;; As x3 the uWu indiffewent x3 chiwdwen of x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -Guil. Happy uWu in :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe nyot uWu uvw-happy. -On Fowtunye's cap ^.^ we OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ button. -xDD Ham. x3 Nyow x3 the x3 sowes of her xDD shoe? -Wos. :33 Nyeithew, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ wive about her >_< waist, ow uWu in x3 the ;;w;; middwe of her ->_> favouws? -Guil. Faith, her ^.^ pwivates >_< we. -xDD Ham. ^w^ In x3 the secret parts of Fowtunye? :3 O! UwU most ^-^ twue! ^.^ she >_> is :3 a -;;w;; stwumpet. >_> What nyews ÚwÚ ? -Wos. ÚwÚ Nyonye, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but :3 that x3 the OwO wowwd's grown honest. -xDD Ham. UwU Then >_> is >_< doomsday nyeaw! OwO But x3 youw nyews >_> is nyot true. Let ;;w;; me -;;w;; question ^.^ mowe uWu in :33 pawticuwaw. >_> What uWu have UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, -deserved uWu at x3 the ^.^ hands of :33 Fowtunye :3 that ^.^ she OwO sends xDD you to :3 pwison -uWu hithew? -Guil. ^-^ Pwison, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. ;;w;; Denmawk's :3 a x3 pwison. -Wos. UwU Then >_> is x3 the wowwd onye. -xDD Ham. ^-^ A xDD goodwy onye; uWu in which there OwO awe UwU many x3 confinyes, UwU wawds, ÚwÚ and -UwU dungeons, Denmark ^.^ being one ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 wowst. -Wos. We think nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Why, xDD then UwU 'tis >_< nyonye to uWu you; fow there >_> is >_< nyothing xDD eithew ÚwÚ good -ow :33 bad >_> but uWu thinking x3 makes >w< it :3 so. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 pwison. -Wos. Why, xDD then x3 youw ^-^ ambition x3 makes >w< it onye. 'Tis ^w^ too nyawwow fow x3 youw -:33 mind. -xDD Ham. x3 O :33 God, UwU I couwd be ^w^ bounded uWu in :3 a ^.^ nyutsheww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count mysewf :3 a -x3 king of :3 infinyite space, :3 wewe >w< it nyot :3 that UwU I uWu have :33 bad dweams. -Guil. >_< Which x3 dweams ÚwÚ indeed OwO awe ^.^ ambition; fow x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ substance of -x3 the :3 ambitious >_> is mewewy x3 the :3 shadow of :3 a UwU dweam. -xDD Ham. ^-^ A dweam itsewf >_> is >_> but :3 a ^.^ shadow. -Wos. ^-^ Twuwy, ÚwÚ and UwU I howd ^-^ ambition of UwU so airy ÚwÚ and >w< wight :3 a ;;w;; quawity :3 that ->w< it >_> is >_> but :3 a :3 shadow's ^.^ shadow. -xDD Ham. UwU Then OwO awe UwU ouw x3 beggaws >w< bodies, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw monarchs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; outstwetch'd -UwU hewoes x3 the >_< beggaws' :3 shadows. Shall ^.^ we to x3 th' ^w^ couwt? for, ^.^ by x3 my -fay, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot reason. -;;w;; Both. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon OwO you. -xDD Ham. No xDD such xDD mattew! UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; sowt xDD you with x3 the xDD west of x3 my -sewvants; for, to speak to xDD you ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am UwU most -^-^ dweadfuwwy ÚwÚ attended. OwO But uWu in x3 the beaten uWu way of ^-^ fwiendship, >_> what ->_< make xDD you uWu at Elsinore? -Wos. ;;w;; To x3 visit UwU you, x3 my wowd; nyo othew :33 occasion. -xDD Ham. Beggar :3 that UwU I am, UwU I ^w^ am even poor uWu in ^w^ thanks; >_> but UwU I >_> thank uWu you; -ÚwÚ and x3 suwe, uWu deaw OwO fwiends, x3 my thanks OwO awe ^w^ too uWu deaw :3 a halfpenny. ^.^ Wewe -xDD you nyot sent for? Is >w< it x3 youw UwU own incwinying? Is >w< it :3 a fwee ->_> visitation? ^.^ Come, deal >_< justwy with x3 me. ^.^ Come, >w< come! Nyay, >_< speak. -Guil. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ we say, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Why, anything- >_> but to x3 th' puwpose. >_> You :3 wewe sent ^w^ fow; ÚwÚ and -there >_> is :3 a uWu kind of >_> confession uWu in x3 youw looks, which x3 youw >_> modesties -uWu have nyot cwaft enough to :3 cowouw. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen -uWu have sent fow OwO you. -Wos. ;;w;; To >_> what ^w^ end, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. :33 That xDD you ^w^ must >_< teach x3 me. OwO But wet ;;w;; me x3 conjuwe xDD you ^.^ by x3 the wights -of UwU ouw fellowship, ^.^ by x3 the UwU consonyancy of UwU ouw youth, ^.^ by x3 the -obligation of UwU ouw ^.^ evew-pwesewved xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >_> what ^.^ mowe uWu deaw :3 a -xDD bettew xDD pwoposew couwd :3 chawge xDD you withaw, be even ÚwÚ and direct with -uWu me, >w< whethew xDD you :3 wewe sent fow ow >w< nyo. -Wos. ÚwÚ [aside to xDD Guiwdenstewn] >_> What >_> say you? -xDD Ham. >w< [aside] Nyay >w< then, UwU I uWu have >w< an ^w^ eye of :3 you.- ;;w;; If xDD you wuv uWu me, howd -nyot off. -Guil. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we :3 wewe sent ;;w;; fow. -xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you :33 why. ^w^ So UwU shaww x3 my xDD anticipation ^w^ pwevent x3 youw -;;w;; discuvwy, ÚwÚ and x3 youw secrecy to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen x3 mouwt nyo -^-^ feathew. UwU I uWu have of uWu wate- >_> but ^-^ whewefowe UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot- wost aww x3 my -:33 miwth, forgone aww ;;w;; custom of exewcises; ÚwÚ and :33 indeed, >w< it xDD goes UwU so ->_> heaviwy with x3 my uWu disposition :3 that ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy frame, x3 the earth, -;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me :3 a sterile xDD pwomontowy; ÚwÚ this UwU most :3 excewwent canopy, x3 the -air, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ this >_< bwave x3 o'ewhanging ^-^ fiwmament, ÚwÚ this uWu majesticaw -ÚwÚ woof ^w^ fwetted with golden fire- >w< why, >w< it appeareth nyo othew ^.^ thing -to ;;w;; me than :3 a fouw ÚwÚ and pestilent congwegation of vapours. >_> What :3 a -^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk >_> is :3 a ;;w;; man! >w< how x3 nyobwe uWu in weason! >w< how :3 infinyite uWu in -^-^ facuwties! uWu in >_< fowm ÚwÚ and >w< moving >w< how express ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ admiwabwe! uWu in -uWu action >w< how ^.^ wike >w< an uWu angew! uWu in apprehension >w< how ^.^ wike :3 a >_< god! x3 the -beauty of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, x3 the uWu pawagon of anyimaws! xDD And yet to ;;w;; me >_> what ->_> is ÚwÚ this uWu quintessence of xDD dust? ^-^ Man dewights nyot me- no, nor OwO woman -nyeithew, ^w^ though ^.^ by x3 youw x3 smiwing xDD you xDD seem to >_> say :3 so. -Wos. OwO My uWu wowd, there UwU was nyo xDD such ^w^ stuff uWu in x3 my >w< thoughts. -xDD Ham. Why uWu did xDD you laugh >w< then, when UwU I uWu said x3 'Man dewights nyot UwU me'? -Wos. ;;w;; To >_< think, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if xDD you delight nyot uWu in ^w^ man, >_> what ^.^ wenten -entewtainment x3 the >_< pwayews UwU shaww receive from OwO you. We xDD coted them -on x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hithew OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD coming to offer xDD you service. -xDD Ham. >w< He :3 that plays x3 the x3 king UwU shaww be wewcome- :33 his ;;w;; Majesty UwU shaww -uWu have UwU twibute of OwO me; x3 the xDD adventuwous knight UwU shaww use :33 his ÚwÚ foiw ÚwÚ and -^-^ tawget; x3 the wuvw UwU shaww nyot x3 sigh gratis; x3 the humorous x3 man UwU shaww ->w< end :33 his ÚwÚ pawt uWu in :3 peace; x3 the >_< cwown UwU shaww >_< make UwU those laugh x3 whose ->w< wungs OwO awe tickwe ^.^ o' x3 th' sewe; ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu wady UwU shaww >_> say her ^-^ mind -freely, ow x3 the ;;w;; bwank >_> vewse UwU shaww UwU hawt xDD fowt. >_> What >_< pwayews OwO awe ->w< they? -Wos. Even UwU those xDD you :3 wewe UwU wont to OwO take xDD such delight x3 in, x3 the -tragedians of x3 the >_> city. -xDD Ham. How chances >w< it ;;w;; they travel? ^-^ Theiw wesidence, both uWu in ->_< weputation ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit, UwU was xDD bettew both uWu ways. -Wos. UwU I think uWu theiw inhibition x3 comes ^.^ by x3 the means of x3 the wate -innyovation. -xDD Ham. Do ;;w;; they howd x3 the same estimation ;;w;; they uWu did when UwU I UwU was uWu in x3 the -^-^ city? ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they UwU so fowwow'd? -Wos. No ÚwÚ indeed OwO awe ;;w;; they not. -xDD Ham. How x3 comes :33 it? Do ;;w;; they gwow ;;w;; wusty? -Wos. Nyay, uWu theiw endeavouw keeps uWu in x3 the uWu wonted ^w^ pace; >_> but there ;;w;; is, -^w^ siw, >w< an >_< eywie of chiwdwen, xDD wittwe eyases, :3 that cwy x3 out on x3 the ;;w;; top -of ;;w;; question ÚwÚ and OwO awe UwU most ÚwÚ tywannyicawwy ^-^ cwapp'd xDD fowt. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyow -x3 the fashion, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ bewattwe x3 the ^w^ common stages >_> (so ;;w;; they caww -OwO them) :3 that UwU many UwU weawing wapiews OwO awe :33 afwaid of goosequiwws ÚwÚ and -dawe scawce come xDD thithew. -xDD Ham. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they :33 chiwdwen? Who :3 maintains OwO 'em? How OwO awe ;;w;; they -OwO escoted? Will ;;w;; they pursue x3 the ;;w;; quawity nyo longer than ;;w;; they ^.^ can -UwU sing? Will ;;w;; they nyot >_> say uWu aftewwawds, >_> if ;;w;; they >_> shouwd gwow -x3 themsewves to ^w^ common >_< pwayews >_< (as >w< it >_> is UwU most :3 wike, >_> if uWu theiw means -OwO awe nyo better), uWu theiw ^.^ wwitews UwU do them wrong to >_< make them excwaim -OwO against uWu theiw UwU own succession. -Wos. Faith, there >_> has :33 been much to UwU do on both ÚwÚ sides; ÚwÚ and x3 the nation -ÚwÚ howds >w< it nyo x3 sin to tarre them to controversy. >_> Thewe UwU was, fow :3 a -while, nyo monyey bid fow :33 awgument ^w^ unwess x3 the ;;w;; poet ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pwayew -OwO went to :3 cuffs uWu in x3 the x3 question. -xDD Ham. ^-^ Is't possible? -Guil. >_< O, there >_> has :33 been much thwowing about of ^w^ bwains. -xDD Ham. Do x3 the >_< boys carry >w< it ÚwÚ away? -Wos. Ay, :3 that ;;w;; they UwU do, x3 my wowd- Hercules ÚwÚ and :33 his woad UwU too. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It >_> is nyot xDD vewy :3 stwange; fow x3 my :33 uncwe >_> is ^w^ King of xDD Denmawk, ÚwÚ and -UwU those :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD mows uWu at ^.^ him OwO whiwe x3 my >w< fathew >_< wived UwU give -twenty, uWu fowty, x3 fifty, :3 a :3 hundwed ;;w;; ducats :3 apiece fow :33 his ^-^ pictuwe uWu in -^.^ wittwe. ^-^ 'Sbwood, there >_> is ^-^ something uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than UwU nyatuwaw, >_> if -x3 phiwosophy couwd find >w< it OwO out. - -Flourish fow x3 the ^w^ Pwayews. - -Guil. >_> Thewe OwO awe x3 the pwayews. -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, xDD you OwO awe wewcome to OwO Ewsinyowe. uWu Youw ^.^ hands, >w< come! xDD Th' -appurtenance of wewcome >_> is fashion ÚwÚ and :3 cewemony. Let ;;w;; me :33 compwy -with xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this gawb, xDD west x3 my ^-^ extent to x3 the >_< pwayews >w< (which UwU I -tell xDD you ^w^ must x3 show ^.^ faiwwy x3 outwawds) >_> shouwd ^.^ mowe appeaw ^.^ wike -entewtainment than x3 youws. >_> You OwO awe x3 wewcome. OwO But x3 my ÚwÚ uncwe-fathew -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aunt-mothew OwO awe ;;w;; deceiv'd. -Guil. ^w^ In x3 what, x3 my uWu deaw xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am >_> but ^-^ mad ^w^ nyowth-nyowth-west. x3 When x3 the wind >_> is southerly UwU I -^.^ knyow :3 a x3 hawk from :3 a ;;w;; handsaw. - -Entew >w< Powonyius. - -Pow. Weww be with UwU you, gentlemen! -xDD Ham. ^.^ Hawk UwU you, x3 Guiwdenstewn- ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU too- uWu at >_< each ear :3 a ;;w;; heawew! -:33 That great baby xDD you >_> see there >_> is nyot yet x3 out of :33 his swaddwing ->w< cwouts. -Wos. :33 Happiwy uWu he's x3 the second time come to OwO them; fow ;;w;; they >_> say >w< an ;;w;; owd -x3 man >_> is twice :3 a :33 chiwd. -xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww >w< pwophesy ^.^ he x3 comes to tell ;;w;; me of x3 the pwayews. >_> Mawk ^w^ it.- ->_> You >_> say wight, siw; :3 a OwO Monday morning; x3 twas UwU so indeed. -Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have nyews to tell OwO you. -xDD Ham. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have nyews to tell OwO you. x3 When xDD Woscius UwU was >w< an :33 actow uWu in -^w^ Wome- -Pow. uWu The actors OwO awe come hithew, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. OwO Buzz, >w< buzz! -Pow. >_> Upon x3 my ^w^ honyouw- -xDD Ham. UwU Then ^-^ came >_< each :33 actow on :33 his ass- -Pow. uWu The best actors uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD eithew fow :3 twagedy, ÚwÚ comedy, -history, >_< pastowaw, :33 pastowaw-comicaw, historical-pastoral, ->_> twagicaw-histowicaw, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral; scene -^w^ individabwe, ow x3 poem ÚwÚ unwimited. uWu Senyeca ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ too >_< heavy, nor -UwU Pwautus ^w^ too light. For x3 the law of ^-^ wwit ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wibewty, these OwO awe -x3 the >w< onwy ^.^ men. -xDD Ham. x3 O :3 Jephthah, OwO judge of >_< Iswaew, >_> what :3 a treasure >w< hadst ^w^ thou! -Pow. >_> What treasure xDD had xDD he, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Why, - -UwU 'Onye >w< faiw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and nyo >_> mowe, -uWu The which ^.^ he xDD wuvd passing :3 weww.' - -Pow. >w< [aside] UwU Stiww on x3 my >w< daughtew. -xDD Ham. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot :33 i' x3 th' wight, ;;w;; owd xDD Jephthah? -Pow. ;;w;; If xDD you caww ;;w;; me :3 Jephthah, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have :3 a daughter :3 that UwU I -wuv passing well. -xDD Ham. Nyay, :3 that xDD fowwows not. -Pow. >_> What xDD fowwows >w< then, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Why, - -;;w;; 'As ^.^ by UwU wot, ^w^ God OwO wot,' - -ÚwÚ and >w< then, xDD you knyow, - -'It ^-^ came to pass, >_< as UwU most ^.^ wike >w< it was.' - -uWu The xDD fiwst wow of x3 the :33 pious UwU chanson xDD wiww x3 show xDD you mowe; fow wook -:3 whewe x3 my abwidgment ^w^ comes. - -Entew fouw ow five ^w^ Pwayews. - ->_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, UwU mastews; ;;w;; wewcome, :33 aww.- UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see uWu thee -^-^ weww.- Welcome, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; fwiends.- >_< O, x3 my ;;w;; owd >w< fwiend? Why, >w< thy OwO face >_> is -valanc'd xDD since UwU I saw uWu thee last. xDD Com'st' xDD thou :3 to' ^w^ beawd ;;w;; me uWu in -^-^ Denmawk?- What, x3 my xDD young uWu wady ÚwÚ and mistwess? xDD By'w Lady, x3 youw ->w< wadyship >_> is nyeawew to heaven than when UwU I saw xDD you >w< wast ^.^ by x3 the -altitude of :3 a x3 chopinye. >_> Pway ^w^ God x3 youw voice, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ piece of -uncurrent ^.^ gowd, be nyot >_< cwack'd within x3 the wing.- Masters, xDD you OwO awe -aww x3 wewcome. ^-^ We'ww ^w^ e'en uWu to't ^.^ wike OwO Fwench fawconyews, fwy uWu at -;;w;; anything ^.^ we ^-^ see. ^-^ We'ww uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ speech stwaight. ^.^ Come, UwU give >_> us :3 a ->_> taste of x3 youw ÚwÚ quawity. ^.^ Come, :3 a passionyate :33 speech. -:3 1. Pway. >_> What ;;w;; speech, x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. UwU I heard uWu thee speak ;;w;; me :3 a ÚwÚ speech ^w^ once, >_> but >w< it UwU was >_< nyevew acted; -ow >_> if >w< it UwU was, nyot :33 abuv once; fow x3 the ^.^ pway, UwU I UwU wemembew, pleas'd -nyot x3 the :33 miwwion, uWu 'twas caviawy to x3 the ^-^ genyewaw; >_> but >w< it UwU was >_< (as UwU I -weceiv'd :33 it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, x3 whose ^.^ judgments uWu in xDD such uWu mattews cried uWu in -x3 the ;;w;; top of ^-^ minye) >w< an :3 excewwent ^.^ pway, weww digested uWu in x3 the ^-^ scenyes, -uWu set down with >_< as much ÚwÚ modesty >_< as ;;w;; cunnying. UwU I remember one uWu said -there :3 wewe nyo UwU sawwets uWu in x3 the lines to >_< make x3 the ;;w;; mattew savoury, -nor nyo ;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 the phrase :3 that ^w^ might uWu indict x3 the ÚwÚ authow of -:3 affectation; >_> but ^w^ caww'd >w< it >w< an xDD honyest uWu method, >_< as whowesome >_< as -sweet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by xDD vewy much ^.^ mowe handsome than fine. x3 Onye ÚwÚ speech OwO in't -UwU I ^.^ chiefwy >_> wov'd. >_< 'Twas UwU AEnyeas' xDD tawe to Dido, ÚwÚ and thereabout of >w< it -especially :3 whewe ^.^ he xDD speaks of ^w^ Pwiam's :3 swaughtew. ;;w;; If >w< it ^w^ wive uWu in -x3 youw xDD memowy, x3 begin uWu at ÚwÚ this line- wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me OwO see: - -'The >w< wugged Pywwhus, ^.^ wike x3 th' Hyrcanian :3 beast-' - -'Tis nyot so; >w< it ÚwÚ begins with ÚwÚ Pywwhus: - -'The >w< wugged Pywwhus, ^.^ he x3 whose sable awms, -;;w;; Bwack >_< as :33 his xDD puwpose, uWu did x3 the >w< nyight wesembwe -x3 When ^.^ he uWu way couched uWu in x3 the >w< ominyous horse, ->_< Hath nyow ÚwÚ this xDD dwead ÚwÚ and black >_< compwexion ^-^ smeaw'd -With ^-^ hewawdwy ^.^ mowe UwU dismaw. Head to :33 foot -Now >_> is be xDD totaw >_> guwes, howwidwy trick'd -With :3 bwood of fathers, mothews, ^w^ daughtews, sons, ->_< Bak'd ÚwÚ and :33 impasted with x3 the xDD pawching ÚwÚ stweets, -:33 That xDD wend :3 a tywannyous ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu damnyed >w< wight -;;w;; To uWu theiw UwU wowd's muwthew. Roasted uWu in >_> wwath ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwe, -xDD And OwO thus o'ersized with OwO coaguwate uWu gowe, -With eyes ^.^ wike carbuncles, x3 the hewwish ^-^ Pywwhus -^-^ Owd >_> gwandsiwe ^.^ Pwiam UwU seeks.' - -So, proceed OwO you. -Pow. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, x3 my uWu wowd, weww spoken, with ÚwÚ good xDD accent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good -discwetion. - -:3 1. Pway. ^w^ 'Anyon ^.^ he ÚwÚ finds :3 him, -Striking ^w^ too showt uWu at Greeks. ÚwÚ His >w< antique uWu swowd, -xDD Webewwious to :33 his ^.^ awm, wies :3 whewe >w< it >_< fawws, -Wepugnyant to >_> command. Unequal >w< match'd, -^-^ Pywwhus uWu at ^.^ Pwiam dwives, uWu in xDD wage :33 stwikes wide; -OwO But with x3 the whiff ÚwÚ and wind of :33 his UwU feww xDD swowd -xDD Th' unnerved >w< fathew ^w^ fawws. UwU Then senseless ;;w;; Iwium, ->w< Seeming to x3 feew ÚwÚ this blow, with OwO fwaming ;;w;; top -:3 Stoops to :33 his base, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ^-^ hideous crash -Takes ÚwÚ pwisonyew :33 Pywwhus' :3 eaw. For wo! :33 his uWu swowd, ->_< Which UwU was ^w^ decwinying on x3 the milky >_> head -Of reverend ^w^ Pwiam, ^w^ seem'd :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ aiw to stick. -So, >_< as :3 a painted ^w^ tywant, ^-^ Pywwhus >_> stood, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a neutral to :33 his xDD wiww ÚwÚ and >w< mattew, -Did OwO nyothing. -But, >_< as ^.^ we often see, OwO against x3 some stowm, -^-^ A :3 siwence uWu in x3 the >w< heavens, x3 the ^.^ wack stand still, -uWu The bold >_< winds ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and x3 the owb bewow -;;w;; As uWu hush >_< as >w< death- :3 anyon x3 the :3 dweadfuw >_> thundew -^-^ Doth rend x3 the region; >_> so, ÚwÚ aftew :33 Pywwhus' xDD pause, -Aroused UwU vengeance :33 sets ^.^ him x3 nyew awowk; -xDD And >_< nyevew uWu did x3 the OwO Cycwops' hammews faww -On Maws's awmouw, ÚwÚ fowg'd fow xDD pwoof eterne, -With less ^-^ wemowse than :33 Pywwhus' xDD bweeding xDD swowd -Now ^w^ fawws on ;;w;; Pwiam. -Out, ^.^ out, xDD thou stwumpet Fortune! All xDD you uWu gods, -^w^ In general ^.^ synyod OwO take OwO away her power; -^.^ Bweak aww x3 the ^-^ spokes ÚwÚ and ^.^ fewwies from her wheew, -xDD And >w< boww x3 the ;;w;; wound ^-^ nyave down x3 the hill of ^.^ heaven, -;;w;; As wow >_< as to x3 the fiends! - -Pow. This >_> is ^w^ too wong. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It UwU shaww to x3 the ;;w;; bawbew's, with x3 youw beard.- UwU Pwithee >_> say :3 on. -He's fow :3 a UwU jig ow :3 a xDD tawe of ;;w;; bawdwy, ow ^.^ he sleeps. x3 Say xDD on; come to -Hecuba. - -:3 1. Pway. ^w^ 'But who, x3 O who, xDD had :3 seen x3 the x3 mobwed queen-' - -xDD Ham. 'The x3 mobwed uWu queen'? -Pow. >w< That's >w< good! 'Mobled uWu queen' >_> is UwU good. - -:3 1. Pway. 'Run barefoot x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, threat'ning x3 the flames -With x3 bisson rheum; :3 a cwout ;;w;; upon :3 that >_> head -Whewe wate x3 the diadem >_> stood, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a ^.^ wobe, -About her wank ÚwÚ and aww o'erteemed >_< woins, -^-^ A :33 bwanket, uWu in x3 the >_> awawm of feaw caught xDD up- -Who ÚwÚ this xDD had uWu seen, with >_> tongue uWu in ;;w;; venyom uWu steep'd -^w^ 'Gainst Fowtunye's >w< state ^.^ wouwd UwU tweason uWu have x3 pwonyounc'd. -OwO But >_> if x3 the gods x3 themsewves uWu did >_> see her >w< then, -x3 When ^.^ she saw ^-^ Pywwhus >_< make :3 mawicious spowt -^w^ In Mincing with :33 his xDD swowd her husband's limbs, -uWu The x3 instant burst of ^-^ cwamouw :3 that ^.^ she UwU made -^w^ (Unwess ^.^ things >w< mowtaw move them nyot uWu at aww) -Wouwd uWu have UwU made milch x3 the ^.^ buwnying eyes of heaven -xDD And passion uWu in x3 the ;;w;; gods.' - -Pow. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ whe'w ^.^ he >_> has nyot >_> tuwn'd :33 his :33 cowouw, ÚwÚ and >_> has tears in's -:3 eyes. UwU Pwithee nyo uWu mowe! -xDD Ham. 'Tis well. I'll uWu have uWu thee speak x3 out x3 the xDD west of ÚwÚ this :3 soon.- -^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you >_> see x3 the >_< pwayews weww bestow'd? Do xDD you -UwU heaw? Let them be weww OwO us'd; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 the abstract ÚwÚ and bwief ->w< chwonyicwes of x3 the uWu time. >w< Aftew x3 youw :33 death xDD you :3 wewe xDD bettew uWu have :3 a -:33 bad UwU epitaph than uWu theiw :33 iww wepowt OwO whiwe xDD you wive. -Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww use them accowding to uWu theiw desert. -xDD Ham. >_> God's >_< bodykins, ^w^ man, much :3 bettew! ^w^ Use every x3 man ÚwÚ aftew :33 his -:3 desewt, ÚwÚ and who >_> shouwd ;;w;; scape whipping? ^w^ Use them ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw UwU own -honour ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity. uWu The less ;;w;; they >w< desewve, x3 the ^.^ mowe merit >_> is uWu in -x3 youw x3 bounty. ^.^ Take them ^.^ in. -Pow. ^.^ Come, sirs. -xDD Ham. Follow :3 him, fwiends. ^-^ We'ww hear :3 a :33 pway ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -Exeunt ^.^ Powonyius ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pwayews :33 [except x3 the xDD Fiwst]. -uWu Dost xDD thou hear uWu me, ;;w;; owd >w< fwiend? UwU Can xDD you :33 pway 'The >w< Muwthew of -ÚwÚ Gonzago'? -:3 1. Pway. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ^-^ We'ww >_> ha't to-mowwow OwO nyight. >_> You couwd, fow :3 a need, ^-^ study :3 a -ÚwÚ speech of x3 some ^.^ dozen ow :33 sixteen lines which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu set down ÚwÚ and -insert OwO in't, couwd xDD you ^w^ nyot? -:3 1. Pway. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Very well. Follow :3 that wowd- ÚwÚ and wook xDD you ÚwÚ mock ^.^ him not. -;;w;; [Exit First :33 Pwayew.] -OwO My ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, I'll OwO weave xDD you >w< tiww OwO nyight. >_> You OwO awe wewcome to -OwO Ewsinyowe. -Wos. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. Ay, >_> so, ^w^ God ^-^ b' ÚwÚ wi' ;;w;; ye! -UwU [Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn -Now UwU I ^w^ am >_< awonye. -x3 O >_> what :3 a ;;w;; wogue ÚwÚ and peasant ;;w;; swave ^w^ am >_< I! -Is >w< it nyot monstwous :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 pwayew UwU hewe, -OwO But uWu in :3 a OwO fiction, uWu in :3 a dweam of ^-^ passion, -Could force :33 his :3 souw UwU so to :33 his UwU own conceit -^.^ That, from her x3 wowking, aww :33 his >w< visage >_< wann'd, -Tears uWu in :33 his ^w^ eyes, OwO distwaction in's ÚwÚ aspect, -^-^ A xDD bwoken voice, ÚwÚ and :33 his whole ^.^ function suiting -With uWu fowms to :33 his ÚwÚ conceit? xDD And aww fow nothing! -For Hecuba! -x3 What's Hecuba to :3 him, ow ^.^ he to Hecuba, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd xDD weep fow OwO hew? >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he UwU do, -xDD Had ^.^ he x3 the motive ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 cue fow passion -:33 That UwU I have? >w< He ^.^ wouwd x3 dwown x3 the stage with tears -xDD And ÚwÚ cweave x3 the general ear with >_> howwid OwO speech; -^-^ Make ^-^ mad x3 the guiwty ÚwÚ and ^-^ appaw x3 the >w< fwee, -Confound x3 the ignorant, ÚwÚ and amaze ÚwÚ indeed -uWu The xDD vewy faculties of eyes ÚwÚ and ears. -ÚwÚ Yet I, -^-^ A dull ÚwÚ and muddy-mettled ^.^ wascaw, xDD peak -Wike John-a-dreams, unpregnant of x3 my >_< cause, -xDD And ^.^ can >_> say nothing! :3 Nyo, nyot fow :3 a OwO king, ->_> Upon x3 whose uWu pwopewty ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu deaw >w< wife -^-^ A damn'd :3 defeat UwU was >_> made. ^w^ Am UwU I :3 a ^-^ cowawd? -Who ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me >w< viwwain? >_< bweaks x3 my OwO pate across? -;;w;; Pwucks x3 off x3 my ^w^ beawd ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows >w< it uWu in x3 my ^.^ face? -Tweaks ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 th' xDD nyose? ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 the >_< wie :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ thwoat -;;w;; As >_> deep >_< as to x3 the wungs? Who does ;;w;; me uWu this, ^.^ ha? -uWu 'Swounds, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take :3 it! fow >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am :3 pigeon-wivew'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wack ^.^ gaww -;;w;; To >_< make oppwession x3 bittew, ow ere ÚwÚ this -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have fatted aww x3 the wegion :33 kites -With ÚwÚ this >_< swave's offal. :3 Bwoody ^w^ bawdy :33 viwwain! -OwO Wemowsewess, ;;w;; tweachewous, lecherous, UwU kindwess :33 viwwain! ->_< O, vengeance! -Why, >_> what >w< an >w< ass ^w^ am >_< I! This >_> is UwU most ^w^ bwave, -:33 That I, x3 the >_< son of :3 a uWu deaw >w< fathew muwthew'd, -Prompted to x3 my xDD wevenge ^.^ by heaven ÚwÚ and >_> heww, -:3 Must (like :3 a whowe) >_< unpack x3 my >_< heawt with wowds -xDD And faww x3 a-cuwsing ^.^ wike :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; dwab, -^-^ A scullion! ->w< Fie ÚwÚ upon't! :3 foh! About, x3 my ^w^ bwain! >_> Hum, UwU I uWu have heard -:33 That guiwty :33 cweatuwes, :3 sitting uWu at :3 a ^.^ pway, -:3 Have ^.^ by x3 the xDD vewy x3 cunnying of x3 the scene -:33 Been >w< stwuck UwU so to x3 the :3 souw :3 that presently -^-^ They uWu have proclaim'd uWu theiw malefactions; -For >_> muwthew, ^w^ though >w< it uWu have nyo ;;w;; tongue, xDD wiww speak -With UwU most ^.^ miwacuwous x3 owgan, I'll uWu have these ^.^ Pwayews ->_> Pway ^-^ something ^.^ wike x3 the muwthew of x3 my >w< fathew -^.^ Befowe >_< minye uncle. I'll uWu obsewve :33 his looks; -I'll ^w^ tent ^.^ him to x3 the quick. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> but blench, -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my course. uWu The ^w^ spiwit :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 seen -^-^ May be :3 a >_< deviw; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ deviw hath powew -;;w;; T' assume :3 a pweasing UwU shape; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps -UwU Out of x3 my ^.^ weaknyess ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU mewanchowy, -;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy x3 potent with xDD such ^.^ spiwits, ->_< Abuses ;;w;; me to damn x3 me. I'll uWu have grounds -uWu Mowe :3 wewative than UwU this. uWu The uWu pway's x3 the ^.^ thing -^-^ Whewein I'll catch x3 the >_> conscience of x3 the ;;w;; King. 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Scene ^.^ I. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew OwO King, :3 Queen, Polonius, :33 Ophewia, Wosencwantz, x3 Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and >w< Wowds. - -;;w;; King. xDD And ^.^ can xDD you ^.^ by nyo dwift of circumstance ->_< Get from ^.^ him >w< why ^.^ he puts on ÚwÚ this ^.^ confusion, -Gwating UwU so ÚwÚ hawshwy aww :33 his OwO days of :33 quiet -With turbulent ÚwÚ and uWu dangewous lunacy? -Wos. >w< He does x3 confess ^.^ he feews >_< himsewf distwacted, -OwO But from >_> what cause ^.^ he xDD wiww ^.^ by nyo means >_< speak. -Guil. x3 Nyow UwU do ^.^ we find ^.^ him forward to be sounded, -OwO But with :3 a ^-^ cwafty ^-^ madnyess keeps >_< awoof -x3 When ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him on to x3 some >_> confession -Of :33 his true state. -ÚwÚ Queen. Did ^.^ he receive xDD you ^.^ weww? -Wos. :3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a :3 gentweman. -Guil. OwO But with much forcing of :33 his xDD disposition. -Wos. >w< Nyiggawd of ^.^ question, >_> but of UwU ouw uWu demands -:3 Most fwee uWu in :33 his wepwy. -ÚwÚ Queen. Did xDD you OwO assay ^.^ him -;;w;; To xDD any pastime? -Wos. uWu Madam, >w< it UwU so UwU feww x3 out :3 that xDD cewtain >_< pwayews -We xDD o'ewwaught on x3 the >_> way. Of these ^.^ we told :3 him, -xDD And there uWu did xDD seem uWu in ^.^ him :3 a uWu kind of joy -;;w;; To hear of :3 it. ^-^ They OwO awe OwO hewe about x3 the xDD couwt, -^.^ And, >_< as UwU I >_< think, ;;w;; they uWu have xDD awweady order -This >w< nyight to :33 pway >w< befowe ^.^ him. -Pow. 'Tis UwU most true; -xDD And ^.^ he :33 beseech'd ;;w;; me to entweat x3 youw >_< Majesties -;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the :3 mattew. -;;w;; King. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD doth much :3 content ;;w;; me -;;w;; To hear ^.^ him UwU so >_> incwin'd. -^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, UwU give ^.^ him :3 a further UwU edge -xDD And UwU dwive :33 his OwO puwpose on to these ;;w;; dewights. -Wos. We UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. -Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. -;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Sweet >_> Gewtwude, OwO weave >_> us :3 too; -For ^.^ we uWu have x3 cwosewy sent fow ;;w;; Hamwet hithew, -:33 That xDD he, >_< as >w< 'twewe ^.^ by :3 accident, OwO may OwO hewe -x3 Affwont UwU Ophewia. -:3 Hew >w< fathew ÚwÚ and mysewf :3 (wawfuw espials) -Will UwU so bestow ouwsewves :3 that, ^-^ seeing ÚwÚ unseen, -We OwO may of uWu theiw x3 encountew fwankwy OwO judge -xDD And gathew ^.^ by :3 him, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is x3 behav'd, ->_> If't be x3 th' >_> affwiction of :33 his xDD wuv, ow no, -:33 That OwO thus ^.^ he suffers ;;w;; fow. -ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey uWu you; -xDD And fow x3 youw >_> pawt, :33 Ophewia, UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish -:33 That x3 youw ÚwÚ good beauties be x3 the ^w^ happy cause -Of Hamlet's uWu wiwdnyess. ^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I UwU hope x3 youw uWu viwtues -Will ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to :33 his uWu wonted uWu way OwO again, -;;w;; To both x3 youw >_< honyouws. -:33 Oph. uWu Madam, UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it may. -;;w;; [Exit Queen.] -Pow. :33 Ophewia, UwU wawk xDD you >_< hewe.- Gwacious, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, -We xDD wiww bestow xDD ouwsewves.- :33 [To xDD Ophewia] xDD Wead on ÚwÚ this ^-^ book, -:33 That x3 show of xDD such >w< an ÚwÚ exewcise OwO may colour -uWu Youw xDD wonyewinyess.- We OwO awe ;;w;; oft to uWu bwame uWu in uWu this, -'Tis ^w^ too much pwov'd, :3 that with x3 devotion's >w< visage -xDD And :33 pious uWu action ^.^ we UwU do ^-^ sugaw ^-^ o'ew -uWu The Deviw himself. -;;w;; King. >w< [aside] >_< O, UwU 'tis ^w^ too ^-^ twue! -How ^-^ smawt :3 a lash :3 that ÚwÚ speech xDD doth UwU give x3 my conscience! -uWu The ^-^ hawwot's OwO cheek, :33 beautied with pwast'wing awt, -Is nyot ^.^ mowe ugwy to x3 the ^.^ thing :3 that helps >w< it -Than >_> is x3 my ^.^ deed to x3 my UwU most painted OwO wowd. -x3 O x3 heavy ^w^ buwthen! -Pow. UwU I hear ^.^ him :3 coming. :3 Wet's :3 withdwaw, x3 my OwO wowd. -Exeunt ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Polonius]. - -Entew x3 Hamwet. - -xDD Ham. ;;w;; To be, ow nyot to ^-^ be- :3 that >_> is x3 the ;;w;; question: -Whethew UwU 'tis >w< nyobwew uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind to suffew -uWu The swings ÚwÚ and x3 awwows of :3 outwageous :3 fowtunye -:33 Ow to OwO take :3 awms OwO against :3 a sea of ÚwÚ twoubwes, -xDD And ^.^ by opposing >w< end OwO them. ;;w;; To ;;w;; die- to sweep- -No mowe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 a :33 sweep to >_> say ^.^ we >w< end -uWu The ^.^ heawtache, ÚwÚ and x3 the thousand natural UwU shocks -:33 That >w< fwesh >_> is heir ;;w;; to. 'Tis :3 a consummation ->_> Devoutwy to be UwU wish'd. ;;w;; To ;;w;; die- to OwO sweep. -;;w;; To sweep- x3 pewchance to >w< dweam: :33 ay, there's x3 the rub! -For uWu in :3 that :33 sweep of :33 death >_> what x3 dweams OwO may come -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have OwO shuffwed x3 off ÚwÚ this >w< mowtaw coil, -:3 Must UwU give >_> us UwU pause. >_> Thewe's x3 the wespect -:33 That x3 makes ^-^ cawamity of UwU so ^-^ wong life. -For who ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw x3 the OwO whips ÚwÚ and scorns of time, -xDD Th' uWu oppwessow's wwong, x3 the OwO pwoud :33 man's ÚwÚ contumewy, -uWu The x3 pangs of :33 despis'd xDD wuv, x3 the law's delay, -uWu The :3 insowence of office, ÚwÚ and x3 the spuwns -:33 That patient merit of x3 th' >_< unwowthy ^-^ takes, -x3 When ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^w^ might :33 his :33 quietus >_< make -With :3 a OwO bawe ;;w;; bodkin? Who ^.^ wouwd these xDD fawdews >_> beaw, -;;w;; To >_> gwunt ÚwÚ and UwU sweat :33 undew :3 a ÚwÚ weawy :3 wife, -OwO But :3 that x3 the xDD dwead of ^-^ something ÚwÚ aftew >w< death- -uWu The undiscover'd country, from x3 whose >_> bouwn -No ÚwÚ twavewwew :33 wetuwns- ^.^ puzzwes x3 the :33 wiww, -xDD And x3 makes >_> us rather UwU beaw UwU those ills ^.^ we uWu have -Than fwy to ;;w;; othews :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyot UwU of? -^-^ Thus >_> conscience does >_< make ^w^ cowawds of >_> us all, -xDD And OwO thus x3 the OwO nyative :33 hue of uWu wesowution -Is OwO sickwied ^-^ o'ew with x3 the pawe ;;w;; cast of ^-^ thought, -xDD And >w< entewpwises of great ÚwÚ pith ÚwÚ and x3 moment -With ÚwÚ this regard uWu theiw ^.^ cuwwents turn awwy -xDD And wose x3 the xDD nyame of :33 action.- xDD Soft xDD you >_< nyow! -uWu The >w< faiw Ophewia!- Nymph, uWu in >w< thy xDD owisons -^w^ Be aww x3 my :3 sins x3 wememb'wed. -:33 Oph. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, -How does x3 youw honour fow ÚwÚ this UwU many :3 a >w< day? -xDD Ham. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank uWu you; weww, weww, well. -:33 Oph. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have xDD wemembwances of >_> youws -:33 That UwU I uWu have wonged ^-^ wong to ÚwÚ we-dewivew. -UwU I pray UwU you, nyow receive OwO them. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, nyot >_< I! -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave xDD you ^.^ aught. -:33 Oph. OwO My :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< wight weww xDD you ^-^ did, -xDD And with them wowds of UwU so x3 sweet UwU bweath xDD compos'd -;;w;; As UwU made x3 the ^.^ things ^.^ mowe ;;w;; wich. ^-^ Theiw ^.^ pewfume :3 wost, -^.^ Take these again; fow to x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind -Wich ^.^ gifts OwO wax poor when givers ^-^ pwuv unkind. -There, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. >w< Ha, :33 ha! ^w^ Awe xDD you honest? -:33 Oph. OwO My xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu faiw? -:33 Oph. >_> What means x3 youw x3 wowdship? -xDD Ham. :33 That >_> if xDD you be xDD honyest ÚwÚ and faiw, x3 youw honesty >_> shouwd ^w^ admit nyo -uWu discouwse to x3 youw beauty. -:33 Oph. Could >w< beauty, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu have xDD bettew >_< commewce than with >_< honyesty? -xDD Ham. Ay, ÚwÚ twuwy; fow x3 the powew of beauty xDD wiww :33 soonyew UwU twansfowm -honesty from >_> what >w< it >_> is to :3 a ;;w;; bawd than x3 the force of honesty ^.^ can -UwU twanswate beauty x3 into :33 his :3 wikenyess. This UwU was ÚwÚ sometime :3 a UwU pawadox, ->_> but nyow x3 the time ;;w;; gives >w< it :33 pwoof. UwU I uWu did wuv xDD you OwO once. -:33 Oph. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ bewieve :3 so. -xDD Ham. >_> You >_> shouwd nyot uWu have believ'd OwO me; fow viwtue ;;w;; cannyot UwU so ->w< inyocuwate UwU ouw ;;w;; owd stock >_> but ^.^ we UwU shaww wewish of :3 it. UwU I xDD wuvd xDD you -not. -:33 Oph. UwU I UwU was x3 the ^.^ mowe uWu deceived. -xDD Ham. >_< Get uWu thee to :3 a nyunnyewy! Why wouldst xDD thou be :3 a xDD bweedew of -uWu sinnyews? UwU I ^w^ am mysewf uWu indiffewent OwO honyest, >_> but yet UwU I couwd ;;w;; accuse -;;w;; me of xDD such ^.^ things :3 that >w< it :3 wewe xDD bettew x3 my mothew xDD had nyot :3 bownye x3 me. -UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy :3 pwoud, xDD wevengefuw, :33 ambitious; with ^.^ mowe :3 offences uWu at x3 my -beck than UwU I uWu have >_< thoughts to put them x3 in, xDD imaginyation to UwU give -them UwU shape, ow time to ;;w;; act them ^.^ in. >_> What >_> shouwd xDD such ^w^ fewwows >_< as UwU I -UwU do, x3 cwawwing ^-^ between ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and UwU heaven? We OwO awe uWu awwant knyaves aww; -^-^ bewieve >_< nyonye of >_> us. Go >w< thy ways to :3 a UwU nyunnyewy. :3 Whewe's x3 youw -father? -:33 Oph. At ^.^ home, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Let x3 the x3 doows be shut ;;w;; upon :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may :33 pway x3 the >w< foow -nyowhewe >_> but in's UwU own ÚwÚ house. uWu Faweweww. -:33 Oph. >_< O, OwO hewp :3 him, xDD you x3 sweet OwO heavens! -xDD Ham. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost marry, I'll UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this pwague fow >w< thy ;;w;; dowwy: -be xDD thou >_< as >w< chaste >_< as ice, >_< as puwe >_< as ;;w;; snyow, xDD thou shalt nyot escape ->_< cawumny. >_< Get uWu thee to :3 a UwU nyunnyewy. ^w^ Go, farewell. :33 Ow >_> if xDD thou wiwt ->_< nyeeds marry, marry :3 a foow; fow uWu wise ;;w;; men ^.^ knyow weww enough >_> what -:3 monstews xDD you >_< make of OwO them. ;;w;; To :3 a OwO nyunnyewy, go; ÚwÚ and quickly UwU too. -uWu Faweweww. -:33 Oph. x3 O ^-^ heavenwy x3 powews, restore x3 him! -xDD Ham. UwU I uWu have heard of x3 youw ;;w;; paintings :3 too, weww enyough. ^w^ God hath -UwU given xDD you one >w< face, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< make youwsewves anyothew. >_> You OwO jig, xDD you -amble, ÚwÚ and xDD you :33 wisp; xDD you >_> nyicknyame >_> God's ^-^ cweatuwes ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 youw -wantonnyess x3 youw UwU ignyowance. Go ^.^ to, I'll nyo ^.^ mowe x3 on't! >w< it hath UwU made -;;w;; me >_> mad. UwU I say, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have nyo ^-^ moe ^.^ mawwiages. >w< Those :3 that OwO awe -mawwied uWu awweady- aww >_> but UwU onye- UwU shaww ÚwÚ wive; x3 the xDD west UwU shaww >_< keep >_< as -;;w;; they x3 awe. ;;w;; To :3 a OwO nyunnyewy, ÚwÚ go. ÚwÚ Exit. -:33 Oph. >_< O, >_> what :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind >_> is OwO hewe o'ewthwown! -uWu The courtier's, schowaw's, >_> sowdiew's, >_< eye, ;;w;; tongue, uWu swowd, -xDD Th' >w< expectancy ÚwÚ and wose of x3 the >w< faiw state, -uWu The gwass of fashion ÚwÚ and x3 the mould of ÚwÚ fowm, -xDD Th' :33 obsewv'd of aww obsewvews- UwU quite, quite ^-^ down! -xDD And I, of ^.^ wadies UwU most ÚwÚ deject ÚwÚ and wretched, -:33 That ^-^ suck'd x3 the honey of :33 his uWu music ^w^ vows, -Now >_> see :3 that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU most suvweign weason, -Wike x3 sweet UwU bewws >w< jangwed, x3 out of tune ÚwÚ and harsh; -:33 That unmatch'd >_< fowm ÚwÚ and :33 featuwe of >_> bwown :33 youth -:3 Bwasted with ^.^ ecstasy. >_< O, woe >_> is ;;w;; me -;;w;; T' uWu have :3 seen >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu seen, >_> see >_> what UwU I uWu see! - -Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >w< Powonyius. - -;;w;; King. Love? :33 his affections UwU do nyot :3 that uWu way xDD tend; -x3 Nyow >_> what ^.^ he spake, ^w^ though >w< it wack'd >_< fowm :3 a UwU wittwe, -Was nyot ^.^ wike >w< madnyess. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something uWu in :33 his :3 souw -^w^ O'ew which :33 his ^-^ mewanchowy >_> sits on ^-^ bwood; -xDD And UwU I UwU do doubt x3 the x3 hatch ÚwÚ and x3 the discwose -Will be x3 some xDD dangew; which fow to ^-^ pwevent, -UwU I uWu have uWu in ^w^ quick ^-^ detewminyation -^-^ Thus uWu set >w< it x3 down: ^.^ he UwU shaww with ^w^ speed to England -For x3 the ;;w;; demand of UwU ouw neglected twibute. -Haply x3 the seas, ÚwÚ and countwies ^w^ diffewent, -With ^.^ vawiabwe x3 objects, UwU shaww expew -This UwU something-settwed ;;w;; mattew uWu in :33 his uWu heawt, -Wheweon :33 his brains still beating puts ^.^ him OwO thus -Fwom fashion of himself. >_> What think xDD you ^.^ on't? -Pow. ^.^ It UwU shaww UwU do well. OwO But yet UwU do UwU I ^-^ bewieve -uWu The :3 owigin ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commencement of :33 his grief -ÚwÚ Spwung from neglected love.- How now, :3 Ophewia? ->_> You >_< nyeed nyot tell >_> us >_> what Lord ;;w;; Hamwet UwU said. -We heard >w< it :33 aww.- OwO My uWu wowd, UwU do >_< as xDD you pwease; -OwO But >_> if xDD you howd >w< it >w< fit, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the :33 pway -Let :33 his >_< queen mothew aww awonye entweat ^.^ him -;;w;; To x3 show :33 his ÚwÚ gwief. Let her be ;;w;; wound with him; -xDD And I'll be pwac'd UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, uWu in x3 the ear -Of aww uWu theiw conference. ;;w;; If ^.^ she find ^.^ him >_> nyot, -;;w;; To England >_> send him; ow UwU confinye ^.^ him :3 whewe -uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom best UwU shaww UwU think. -;;w;; King. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :3 so. -x3 Madnyess uWu in great ^-^ onyes ^w^ must nyot unwatch'd ÚwÚ go. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and >w< thwee of x3 the ^w^ Pwayews. - -xDD Ham. ^w^ Speak x3 the ;;w;; speech, UwU I pray UwU you, >_< as UwU I ^-^ pwonyounc'd >w< it to UwU you, -twippingwy on x3 the :33 tongue. OwO But >_> if xDD you xDD mouth :33 it, >_< as UwU many of UwU ouw ->_< pwayews UwU do, UwU I xDD had >_< as ^w^ wive x3 the :33 town cwiew ^-^ spoke x3 my :3 winyes. x3 Nyow UwU do -nyot saw x3 the ^w^ aiw ^w^ too much with x3 youw uWu hand, thus, >_> but use aww -gentwy; fow uWu in x3 the xDD vewy xDD towwent, ÚwÚ tempest, ÚwÚ and >_< (as UwU I OwO may >_> say) -whirlwind of x3 youw ^-^ passion, xDD you ^w^ must uWu acquiwe ÚwÚ and x3 beget :3 a -temperance :3 that OwO may UwU give >w< it ^.^ smoothnyess. >_< O, >w< it offends ;;w;; me to x3 the -:3 souw to hear :3 a robustious >w< pewiwig-pated fewwow teaw :3 a passion to -^w^ tattews, to xDD vewy ^w^ wags, to ^-^ spwit x3 the xDD caws of x3 the ^w^ gwoundwings, who -(fow x3 the UwU most part) OwO awe capabwe of >_< nyothing >_> but inyexpwicabwe UwU dumb ->_< shows ÚwÚ and noise. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD such :3 a fewwow whipp'd fow o'ewdoing -Tewmagant. ^.^ It out-herods OwO Hewod. >_> Pway xDD you avoid :3 it. ->w< Pwayew. UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw honyouw. -xDD Ham. ^w^ Be nyot ^w^ too >w< tame UwU nyeithew; >_> but wet x3 youw UwU own discretion be x3 youw -tutor. :33 Suit x3 the uWu action to x3 the word, x3 the ;;w;; wowd to x3 the ^.^ action; with -ÚwÚ this >_> speciaw observance, :3 that xDD you x3 o'ewstep nyot x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of -x3 nyatuwe: fow ;;w;; anything UwU so overdone >_> is from x3 the OwO puwpose of ;;w;; pwaying, -x3 whose ^w^ end, both uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and now, UwU was ÚwÚ and ;;w;; is, to OwO howd, >_< as -:33 'twewe, x3 the mirror x3 up to >_< nyatuwe; to x3 show x3 Viwtue her UwU own featuwe, -^w^ scown her UwU own ÚwÚ image, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy age ÚwÚ and >w< body of x3 the time :33 his ->_< fowm ÚwÚ and UwU pwessuwe. Now ÚwÚ this overdone, ow come ÚwÚ tawdy ^w^ off, ^w^ though ->w< it >_< make x3 the unskiwfuw >w< waugh, ;;w;; cannyot >_> but >_< make x3 the >_< judicious -uWu gwieve; x3 the UwU censuwe of x3 the which one ^w^ must uWu in x3 youw :3 awwowance -o'erweigh :3 a whole uWu theatwe of ÚwÚ othews. >_< O, there be >_< pwayews :3 that UwU I -uWu have :3 seen ^.^ pway, ÚwÚ and heard ;;w;; othews >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; highwy x3 (nyot to -speak >w< it pwofanyewy), :3 that, :3 nyeithew xDD having x3 the xDD accent of -Chwistians, nor x3 the :33 gait of Christian, :33 pagan, nor ^w^ man, uWu have UwU so ->_> stwutted ÚwÚ and ^w^ bewwowed :3 that UwU I uWu have xDD thought x3 some of Nyatuwe's ->_> jouwnyeymen xDD had UwU made men, ÚwÚ and nyot UwU made them weww, ;;w;; they ^-^ imitated -humanyity UwU so abominably. ->w< Pwayew. UwU I UwU hope ^.^ we uWu have reform'd :3 that xDD indiffewentwy with us, sir. -xDD Ham. >_< O, wefowm >w< it altogether! xDD And wet UwU those :3 that :33 pway x3 youw :3 cwowns -speak nyo ^.^ mowe than >_> is uWu set down fow OwO them. For there be of them -:3 that xDD wiww x3 themsewves >w< waugh, to uWu set on x3 some ;;w;; quantity of ^-^ bawwen -:33 spectatows to laugh :3 too, ^w^ though uWu in x3 the >_> mean time x3 some ^.^ nyecessawy -;;w;; question of x3 the :33 pway be xDD then to be considered. >w< That's villanous -ÚwÚ and >_< shows :3 a UwU most ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ ambition uWu in x3 the >w< foow :3 that x3 uses :3 it. Go ->_< make xDD you weady. -Exeunt ^w^ Pwayews. - -Entew Polonius, Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -How now, x3 my xDD wowd? Will x3 the ^w^ King hear ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece of wowk? -Pow. xDD And x3 the xDD Queen :3 too, ÚwÚ and :3 that presently. -xDD Ham. x3 Bid x3 the >_< pwayews >_< make xDD haste, ;;w;; [Exit :3 Powonyius.] Will xDD you >w< two -OwO hewp to x3 hasten them? -;;w;; Both. We :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt ;;w;; they UwU two. -xDD Ham. What, :3 ho, Horatio! - -Entew ÚwÚ Howatio. - ->_< How. Here, x3 sweet uWu wowd, uWu at x3 youw service. -xDD Ham. uWu Howatio, xDD thou awt ^w^ e'en >_< as >w< just :3 a x3 man -;;w;; As ;;w;; e'ew x3 my ^w^ convewsation cop'd uWu withaw. ->_< How. >_< O, x3 my uWu deaw ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. Nyay, UwU do nyot think UwU I flatter; -For >_> what advancement OwO may UwU I UwU hope from ÚwÚ thee, -:33 That nyo >_> wevenyue x3 hast >_> but >w< thy ÚwÚ good ;;w;; spiwits -;;w;; To >w< feed ÚwÚ and UwU cwothe thee? Why >_> shouwd x3 the poor be OwO fwattew'd? -:3 Nyo, wet x3 the candied >_> tongue >_> wick :3 absuwd pomp, -xDD And crook x3 the x3 pwegnyant :33 hinges of x3 the knyee -Whewe thrift OwO may ;;w;; fowwow fawnying. uWu Dost xDD thou UwU heaw? -Since x3 my uWu deaw :3 souw UwU was mistwess of her UwU choice -xDD And couwd of ;;w;; men >w< distinguish, her UwU ewection ->_< Hath ^w^ scawd uWu thee fow hewsewf. For xDD thou x3 hast :33 been -;;w;; As one, uWu in ÚwÚ suff'wing all, :3 that suffers uWu nyothing; -^-^ A x3 man :3 that Fowtunye's ^w^ buffets ÚwÚ and rewards -Hast >_> ta'en with equal ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and bwest OwO awe UwU those ->_< Whose :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment OwO awe UwU so weww commingwed -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot :3 a :33 pipe fow Fowtunye's finger -;;w;; To >_> sound >_> what ÚwÚ stop ^.^ she ÚwÚ pwease. Give ;;w;; me :3 that x3 man -:33 That >_> is nyot x3 passion's :33 swave, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw ^.^ him -^w^ In x3 my heart's :33 cowe, :33 ay, uWu in x3 my >_< heawt of uWu heawt, -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do thee. xDD Something ^w^ too much of ÚwÚ this UwU I ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 pway ^.^ to-nyight >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; King. -x3 Onye scene of >w< it x3 comes nyeaw x3 the ciwcumstance, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have told ÚwÚ thee, of x3 my father's death. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, when xDD thou seest :3 that ;;w;; act afoot, -Even with x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ comment of >w< thy :3 souw ->w< Obsewve x3 my uncle. ;;w;; If :33 his occuwted guilt -Do nyot itsewf unkennel uWu in one ;;w;; speech, -^.^ It >_> is :3 a uWu damnyed xDD ghost :3 that ^.^ we uWu have uWu seen, -xDD And x3 my imaginyations OwO awe >_< as fouw -;;w;; As Vuwcan's >_< stithy. Give ^.^ him ^-^ heedfuw UwU nyote; -For UwU I >_< minye eyes xDD wiww ^.^ wivet to :33 his >w< face, -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ we xDD wiww both UwU ouw ^.^ judgments ^w^ join -^w^ In UwU censuwe of :33 his >_< seeming. ->_< How. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ steaw ^.^ aught x3 the whiwst ÚwÚ this :33 pway >_> is ;;w;; pwaying, -xDD And ;;w;; scape detecting, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay x3 the theft. - -Sound :3 a UwU fwouwish. [Entew Twumpets ÚwÚ and Kettwedwums. OwO Danyish ->w< mawch. [Entew OwO King, :3 Queen, Polonius, :33 Ophewia, Wosencwantz, -x3 Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and othew Lords OwO attendant, with x3 the x3 Guawd -^w^ cawwying xDD towches. - -xDD Ham. ^-^ They OwO awe xDD coming to x3 the play. UwU I ^w^ must be idwe. ->_< Get xDD you :3 a ;;w;; pwace. -;;w;; King. How fawes UwU ouw xDD cousin >_> Hamwet? -xDD Ham. Excewwent, :33 i' xDD faith; of x3 the chameweon's dish. UwU I eat x3 the air, -pwomise-cwamm'd. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >w< feed xDD capons :3 so. -;;w;; King. UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ answew, x3 Hamwet. ;;w;; These wowds OwO awe nyot -^w^ minye. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, nor >_< minye now. :33 [To Polonius] OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you pway'd >_> once -:33 i' x3 th' university, xDD you ^.^ say? -Pow. :33 That uWu did I, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU was x3 accounted :3 a ÚwÚ good actow. -xDD Ham. >_> What uWu did xDD you ÚwÚ enyact? -Pow. UwU I uWu did >_< enyact Julius OwO Caesaw; UwU I UwU was kill'd :33 i' x3 th' Capitow; Brutus -kill'd x3 me. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a ^-^ bwute ÚwÚ pawt of ^.^ him to OwO kiww UwU so >w< capitaw :3 a cawf :33 thewe. ^w^ Be -x3 the >_< pwayews weady. -Wos. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ They xDD stay ;;w;; upon x3 youw OwO patience. -ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Come hithew, x3 my uWu deaw Hamlet, sit ^.^ by x3 me. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 mothew. >_> Hewe's >_< metaw ^.^ mowe attractive. -Pow. >_> [to x3 the >_> King] >_< O, ho! UwU do xDD you mark ^-^ that? -xDD Ham. Lady, UwU shaww UwU I >_< wie uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; wap? -:3 [Sits down uWu at Ophelia's :3 feet.] -:33 Oph. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU I mean, x3 my >_> head ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; wap? -:33 Oph. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Do xDD you think UwU I meant countwy matters? -:33 Oph. UwU I think uWu nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. >w< That's :3 a >w< faiw xDD thought to >_< wie ^-^ between maids' wegs. -:33 Oph. >_> What ;;w;; is, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. >_> Nyothing. -:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe >_> mewwy, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU Who, >_< I? -:33 Oph. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. x3 O :33 God, x3 youw >w< onwy jig-maker! >_> What >_> shouwd :3 a x3 man UwU do >_> but be mewwy? -For wook xDD you >w< how cheerfully x3 my mothew looks, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fathew >w< died -within ^-^ 's >w< two hours. -:33 Oph. Nyay UwU 'tis twice >w< two ^-^ months, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ^w^ So long? Nyay >w< then, wet x3 the ^.^ deviw ^-^ weaw black, fow I'll uWu have :3 a ->_> suit of ^.^ sabwes. x3 O OwO heavens! ^-^ die >w< two ^w^ months >_> ago, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 fowgotten -:33 yet? UwU Then there's UwU hope :3 a great :33 man's ^w^ memowy OwO may outwive :33 his >w< wife -half :3 a year. But, :33 by'w Lady, ^.^ he ^w^ must buiwd chuwches :33 then; ow >_> ewse -UwU shaww ^.^ he suffew nyot uWu thinking ;;w;; on, with x3 the hobby-howse, x3 whose -UwU epitaph >_> is ^w^ 'Fow >_< O, fow >_< O, x3 the >_< hobby-howse >_> is fowgot!' - -Hautboys play. uWu The UwU dumb x3 show >_> entews. - -Entew :3 a ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD Queen xDD vewy ;;w;; wovingwy; x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ embwacing -^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^.^ he her. :33 She xDD knyeews, ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 show of >w< pwotestation ->w< unto ^.^ him. >w< He UwU takes her up, ÚwÚ and declines :33 his >_> head ;;w;; upon her -;;w;; nyeck. >w< He ways ^.^ him down ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ bank of fwowews. >_> She, ^-^ seeing -^.^ him ^-^ asweep, >w< weaves ^.^ him. ^-^ Anyon x3 comes uWu in :3 a fewwow, UwU takes x3 off :33 his -:3 cwown, ^-^ kisses :33 it, UwU pouws x3 poison uWu in x3 the ^w^ sweepew's ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and ->w< weaves ^.^ him. uWu The xDD Queen >w< wetuwns, ÚwÚ finds x3 the ^w^ King >_< dead, ÚwÚ and x3 makes -passionyate OwO action. uWu The Poisoner with x3 some >w< thwee ow fouw Mutes, -x3 comes uWu in OwO again, xDD seem to condowe with her. uWu The >_< dead >w< body >_> is -cawwied xDD away. uWu The Poisoner >_> wooes x3 the xDD Queen with gifts; ^.^ she -;;w;; seems UwU hawsh ÚwÚ and xDD unwiwwing awhiwe, >_> but uWu in x3 the >w< end ^w^ accepts -:33 his love. -:33 Exeunt. - -:33 Oph. >_> What means uWu this, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is miching :3 mawhecho; >w< it means >w< mischief. -:33 Oph. ÚwÚ Bewike ÚwÚ this x3 show imports x3 the :33 awgument of x3 the play. - -Entew Pwowogue. - -xDD Ham. We UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. uWu The >_< pwayews ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep counsew; -they'ww tell all. -:33 Oph. Will ^.^ he tell >_> us >_> what ÚwÚ this x3 show ÚwÚ meant? -xDD Ham. Ay, ow xDD any x3 show :3 that you'ww x3 show ^.^ him. ^w^ Be nyot xDD you >w< asham'd to -show, he'ww nyot ^-^ shame to tell xDD you >_> what >w< it means. -:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe nyaught, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ nyaught! I'll mark x3 the play. - -Pro. For us, ÚwÚ and fow UwU ouw :3 twagedy, -:3 Hewe ^w^ stooping to x3 youw clemency, -We ÚwÚ beg x3 youw hearing :33 patientwy. ^-^ [Exit.] - -xDD Ham. Is ÚwÚ this :3 a :33 pwowogue, ow x3 the ÚwÚ posy of :3 a ring? -:33 Oph. 'Tis ^-^ bwief, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ;;w;; As xDD woman's love. - -Entew [two ^.^ Pwayews uWu as] ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Queen. - -;;w;; King. Full ;;w;; thiwty times hath x3 Phoebus' xDD cawt >_> gonye ;;w;; wound ->_< Nyeptunye's ^-^ sawt >_< wash ÚwÚ and >w< Tewwus' owbed ground, -xDD And ;;w;; thiwty :33 dozed UwU moons with bowwowed UwU sheen -About x3 the wowwd uWu have times >_< twewve thiwties ^-^ been, -Since wuv UwU ouw hearts, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Hymen uWu did UwU ouw ^.^ hands, -ÚwÚ Unyite comutual uWu in UwU most uWu sacwed >w< bands. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ So UwU many jouwnyeys OwO may x3 the sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon -^-^ Make >_> us again ;;w;; count ^-^ o'ew ere wuv be uWu donye! -OwO But woe >_> is me! xDD you OwO awe UwU so >w< sick of late, -^w^ So uWu faw from cheer ÚwÚ and from x3 youw xDD fowmew state. -:33 That UwU I distrust OwO you. Yet, ^w^ though UwU I x3 distwust, ->w< Discomfowt UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it >_< nyothing :3 must; -For x3 women's feaw ÚwÚ and wuv ÚwÚ howds :33 quantity, -^w^ In :3 nyeithew ^w^ aught, ow uWu in extwemity. -Now >_> what x3 my wuv ;;w;; is, xDD pwoof hath UwU made xDD you know; -xDD And >_< as x3 my wuv >_> is uWu siz'd, x3 my feaw >_> is :3 so. -Whewe wuv >_> is ^.^ gweat, x3 the ^.^ wittwest xDD doubts OwO awe x3 feaw; -Whewe xDD wittwe OwO feaws gwow ^.^ gweat, great wuv gwows :33 thewe. -;;w;; King. Faith, UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave ÚwÚ thee, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and x3 showtwy :3 too; -OwO My >_< opewant ÚwÚ powews uWu theiw x3 functions OwO weave to xDD do. -xDD And xDD thou shalt ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw wowwd behind, -^.^ Honyouw'd, bewov'd, ÚwÚ and haply one >_< as uWu kind -For :33 husband shalt ^w^ thou- -ÚwÚ Queen. >_< O, confound x3 the west! ->w< Such wuv ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be UwU tweason uWu in x3 my UwU bweast. -x3 When second :33 husband wet ;;w;; me be ^.^ accuwst! -^-^ Nyonye x3 wed x3 the second >_> but who ^.^ kiwwed x3 the fiwst. - -xDD Ham. >w< [aside] ^-^ Wowmwood, :33 wowmwood! - -ÚwÚ Queen. uWu The instances :3 that second ^.^ mawwiage move -^w^ Awe UwU base UwU wespects of thwift, >_> but >_< nyonye of love. -^-^ A second time UwU I OwO kiww x3 my :33 husband >_< dead -x3 When second :33 husband ^-^ kisses ;;w;; me uWu in :3 bed. -;;w;; King. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve xDD you think >_> what nyow xDD you speak; -OwO But >_> what ^.^ we UwU do determine ;;w;; oft ^.^ we *cuddles you* bweak. -:3 Puwpose >_> is >_> but x3 the ;;w;; swave to xDD memowy, -Of :3 viowent birth, >_> but poor UwU vawidity; ->_< Which now, ^.^ wike ^w^ fwuit x3 unwipe, >_< sticks on x3 the tree, -OwO But ^w^ fiww ÚwÚ unshaken when ;;w;; they mellow >w< be. -:3 Most ^.^ nyecessawy UwU 'tis :3 that ^.^ we x3 fowget -;;w;; To x3 pay ouwsewves >_> what to ouwsewves >_> is debt. ->_> What to ouwsewves uWu in passion ^.^ we ^w^ pwopose, -uWu The passion >_< ending, xDD doth x3 the OwO puwpose uWu wose. -uWu The x3 viowence of xDD eithew grief ow joy -^-^ Theiw UwU own :3 enyactuwes with x3 themsewves >_< destwoy. -Whewe joy UwU most ;;w;; wevews, grief xDD doth UwU most lament; -:3 Gwief joys, joy :3 gwieves, on slender ^w^ accident. -This wowwd >_> is nyot fow xDD aye, nor UwU 'tis nyot ;;w;; stwange -:33 That even UwU ouw loves >_> shouwd with UwU ouw fowtunyes uWu change; -For UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; question left >_> us yet to prove, -Whethew wuv lead fowtunye, ow >_> ewse :3 fowtunye love. -uWu The great x3 man ;;w;; down, xDD you mark :33 his x3 favouwite flies, -uWu The poor >w< advanc'd x3 makes ^w^ fwiends of enyemies; -xDD And >_> hithewto xDD doth wuv on :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ tend, -For who nyot >_< nyeeds UwU shaww >_< nyevew ^.^ wack :3 a fwiend, -xDD And who uWu in ^.^ want :3 a OwO howwow :33 fwiend xDD doth ;;w;; twy, -Directly seasons ^.^ him :33 his enemy. -But, ^w^ owdewwy to >w< end :3 whewe UwU I begun, -Our wills ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fates UwU do UwU so :33 contwawy >w< wun -:33 That UwU ouw devices still OwO awe OwO uvwthwown; -Our >_< thoughts OwO awe >_> ouws, uWu theiw uWu ends >_< nyonye of UwU ouw own. -^w^ So think xDD thou wiwt nyo second :33 husband >w< wed; -OwO But ^-^ die >w< thy >_< thoughts when >w< thy xDD fiwst ;;w;; wowd >_> is uWu dead. -ÚwÚ Queen. x3 Nyow ^.^ eawth to ;;w;; me UwU give ^w^ food, nor heaven wight, -^.^ Spowt ÚwÚ and wepose OwO wock from ;;w;; me day ÚwÚ and night, -;;w;; To desperation turn x3 my :33 twust ÚwÚ and hope, -^-^ An ^w^ anchow's cheer uWu in :3 pwison be x3 my >w< scope, -x3 Each opposite :3 that blanks x3 the OwO face of joy -^w^ Meet >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have weww, ÚwÚ and >w< it destroy, -UwU Both OwO hewe ÚwÚ and >w< hence pursue ;;w;; me :3 wasting OwO stwife, -If, >_> once :3 a uWu widow, OwO evew UwU I be wife! - -xDD Ham. ;;w;; If ^.^ she >_> shouwd bweak >w< it >_< nyow! - -;;w;; King. 'Tis deepwy swown. OwO Sweet, OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO hewe OwO awhiwe. -OwO My ;;w;; spiwits gwow xDD duww, ÚwÚ and >_> fain UwU I ^.^ wouwd beguile -uWu The tedious day with OwO sweep. -ÚwÚ Queen. OwO Sweep OwO wock >w< thy :3 bwain, -[He] sleeps. -xDD And >_< nyevew come :33 mischance ^-^ between >_> us :3 twain! -ÚwÚ Exit. - -xDD Ham. uWu Madam, >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you ÚwÚ this pway? -ÚwÚ Queen. uWu The uWu wady xDD doth ^w^ pwotest ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ^.^ methinks. -xDD Ham. >_< O, >_> but ^.^ she'ww >_< keep her OwO wowd. -;;w;; King. :3 Have xDD you heard x3 the awgument? Is there nyo offence in't? -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, no! ^-^ They UwU do >_> but ^.^ jest, x3 poison uWu in >_> jest; nyo offence :33 i' x3 th' -wowwd. -;;w;; King. >_> What UwU do xDD you caww x3 the pway? -xDD Ham. 'The UwU Mousetwap.' OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ how? Tropically. This :33 pway >_> is x3 the -x3 image of :3 a muwthew donye uWu in Vienna. ^w^ Gonzago >_> is x3 the ^w^ duke's UwU nyame; -:33 his :3 wife, x3 Baptista. >_> You UwU shaww >_> see x3 anyon. 'Tis :3 a knavish ^.^ piece of ->_> wowk; >_> but >_> what ^.^ o' ^-^ that? uWu Youw ÚwÚ Majesty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 that uWu have fwee -souws, >w< it >_> touches >_> us not. Let x3 the gall'd uWu jade x3 winch; UwU ouw OwO withews -OwO awe :3 unwwung. - -Entew x3 Wucianyus. - -This >_> is one >w< Wucianyus, nephew to x3 the ;;w;; King. -:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as :3 a chowus, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU I couwd UwU intewpwet ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD wuv, >_> if UwU I couwd >_> see -x3 the :33 puppets ÚwÚ dawwying. -:33 Oph. >_> You OwO awe keen, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe UwU keen. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_> cost xDD you :3 a ;;w;; gwoanying to OwO take x3 off x3 my x3 edge. -:33 Oph. UwU Stiww better, ÚwÚ and x3 wowse. -xDD Ham. ^w^ So xDD you ^w^ must OwO take x3 youw UwU husbands.- :3 Begin, muwthewew. Pox, OwO weave ->w< thy ^w^ damnyabwe uWu faces, ÚwÚ and begin! ^.^ Come, x3 the >w< cwoaking >_> waven xDD doth -^.^ bewwow fow revenge. - -Wuc. Thoughts black, ^.^ hands :3 apt, drugs >w< fit, ÚwÚ and time >_> agweeing; ->w< Confedewate >w< season, >_> ewse nyo creature >_> seeing; -^.^ Thou x3 mixtuwe UwU wank, of ;;w;; midnyight UwU weeds collected, -With uWu Hecate's ban thrice ÚwÚ bwasted, thrice infected, -x3 Thy natural >w< magic ÚwÚ and xDD diwe uWu pwopewty -On whowesome >w< wife usuwp immediately. -x3 Pouws x3 the x3 poison uWu in :33 his ears. - -xDD Ham. >w< He UwU poisons ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' >_< gawden for's estate. ÚwÚ His name's OwO Gonzago. -uWu The ^-^ stowy >_> is extant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in xDD vewy UwU choice ^.^ Itawian. >_> You -UwU shaww >_> see :3 anyon >w< how x3 the murtherer :33 gets x3 the wuv of ^-^ Gonzago's x3 wife. -:33 Oph. uWu The ^w^ King rises. -xDD Ham. What, frighted with UwU fawse fiwe? -ÚwÚ Queen. How fawes x3 my xDD wowd? -Pow. Give ^-^ o'ew x3 the play. -;;w;; King. Give ;;w;; me x3 some wight! >_> Away! -All. Wights, :3 wights, lights! -Exeunt aww >_> but ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Howatio. -xDD Ham. Why, wet x3 the stwucken >w< deew OwO go >_> weep, -uWu The UwU hawt ungawwed play; -For x3 some ^w^ must >w< watch, OwO whiwe x3 some ^w^ must sweep: -^-^ Thus wuns x3 the wowwd xDD away. -Wouwd nyot uWu this, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< fowest of feathers- >_> if x3 the xDD west of x3 my -fowtunyes turn ^w^ Tuwk with >w< me-with >w< two uWu Pwovinciaw >_< woses on x3 my raz'd -shoes, get ;;w;; me :3 a fewwowship uWu in :3 a cwy of pwayews, UwU siw? ->_< How. >_> Hawf :3 a uWu shawe. -xDD Ham. ^-^ A whole one >_< I! -For xDD thou dost knyow, x3 O ÚwÚ Damon deaw, -This weawm OwO dismantwed UwU was -Of Juv :33 himsewf; ÚwÚ and nyow OwO weigns OwO hewe -^-^ A vewy, ^w^ vewy- pajock. ->_< How. >_> You ^w^ might uWu have ÚwÚ whym'd. -xDD Ham. x3 O ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, I'll OwO take x3 the ghost's ;;w;; wowd fow :3 a thousand -UwU pound! ;;w;; Didst >_< pewceive? ->_< How. Very weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. >_> Upon x3 the tawk of x3 the UwU poisonying? ->_< How. UwU I uWu did xDD vewy weww ^-^ nyote ^.^ him. -xDD Ham. ^.^ Aha! ^.^ Come, x3 some >_< music! ^.^ Come, x3 the wecowdews! -For >_> if x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ wike nyot x3 the ÚwÚ comedy, -Why >w< then, ;;w;; bewike ^.^ he likes >w< it >_> nyot, uWu pewdy. -^.^ Come, x3 some >_< music! - -Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -Guil. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, :3 a whole history. -Guil. uWu The OwO King, >_< siw- -xDD Ham. Ay, ^w^ siw, >_> what of him? -Guil. Is uWu in :33 his :3 wetiwement, marvellous distemper'd. -xDD Ham. With dwink, UwU siw? -Guil. :3 Nyo, x3 my wowd; rather with chowew. -xDD Ham. uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom >_> shouwd x3 show itsewf ^.^ mowe xDD wichew to :33 signyify ÚwÚ this to -x3 the doctow; fow ;;w;; me to put ^.^ him to :33 his purgation ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pewhaps -^.^ pwunge ^.^ him x3 into uWu faw ^.^ mowe chowew. -Guil. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, put x3 youw uWu discouwse x3 into x3 some frame, ÚwÚ and start -nyot UwU so ^-^ wiwdwy from x3 my ÚwÚ affaiw. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am tame, siw; pwonyounce. -Guil. uWu The :3 Queen, x3 youw :33 mothew, uWu in UwU most great >_> affwiction of ^w^ spiwit -hath sent ;;w;; me to OwO you. -xDD Ham. >_> You OwO awe x3 wewcome. -Guil. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >w< couwtesy >_> is nyot of x3 the >w< wight UwU bweed. -;;w;; If >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to >_< make ;;w;; me :3 a whowesome ÚwÚ answew, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do -x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's :3 commandment; >_> if >_> nyot, x3 youw UwU pawdon ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ wetuwn -UwU shaww be x3 the >w< end of x3 my business. -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, UwU I cannot. -Guil. What, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. ^-^ Make xDD you :3 a whowesome answer; x3 my uWu wit's >_> diseas'd. But, ^w^ siw, xDD such -answew >_> is UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; make, xDD you UwU shaww :33 command; ow UwU wathew, >_< as xDD you say, -x3 my x3 mothew. Therefore nyo >_> mowe, >_> but to x3 the xDD mattew! OwO My :33 mothew, xDD you -UwU say- -Wos. UwU Then OwO thus ^.^ she says: x3 youw >_> behaviouw hath >w< stwuck her x3 into -amazement ÚwÚ and admiration. -xDD Ham. x3 O ;;w;; wondewfuw x3 son, :3 that ^.^ can UwU so ÚwÚ stonyish :3 a mothew! OwO But >_> is there nyo ->w< sequew uWu at x3 the heels of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mothew's x3 admiwation? >w< Impawt. -Wos. :33 She desiwes to speak with xDD you uWu in her cwoset ere xDD you OwO go to :3 bed. -xDD Ham. We UwU shaww OwO obey, :3 wewe ^.^ she ;;w;; ten times UwU ouw x3 mothew. :3 Have xDD you xDD any -further OwO twade with us? -Wos. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you >_> once uWu did wuv x3 me. -xDD Ham. xDD And UwU do still, ^.^ by these :3 pickews ÚwÚ and ^-^ steawews! -Wos. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what >_> is x3 youw cause of x3 distempew? >_> You UwU do x3 suwewy -^-^ baw x3 the doow ;;w;; upon x3 youw UwU own >w< wibewty, >_> if xDD you UwU deny x3 youw griefs to -x3 youw :3 fwiend. -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ wack advancement. -Wos. How ^.^ can :3 that be, when xDD you uWu have x3 the uWu voice of x3 the ^w^ King >_< himsewf -fow x3 youw ^.^ succession uWu in Denmawk? -xDD Ham. Ay, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 'whiwe x3 the gwass xDD gwows'- x3 the pwuvwb >_> is ^-^ something -musty. - -Entew x3 the ^.^ Pwayews with xDD wecowdews. - ->_< O, x3 the wecowdews! Let ;;w;; me >_> see onye. ;;w;; To >_< withdwaw with :3 you- >w< why UwU do -xDD you OwO go about to OwO wecuvw x3 the wind of uWu me, >_< as >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU dwive ;;w;; me -x3 into :3 a toiw? -Guil. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if x3 my >_> duty be ^w^ too >w< bowd, x3 my wuv >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ unmannyewwy. -xDD Ham. UwU I UwU do nyot weww understand x3 that. Will xDD you :33 pway ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< pipe? -Guil. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I cannot. -xDD Ham. UwU I pray OwO you. -Guil. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I cannot. -xDD Ham. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech OwO you. -Guil. UwU I knyow, nyo :33 touch of :33 it, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as ^.^ wying. OwO Guvwn these ^-^ ventages with x3 youw -x3 fingews ÚwÚ and thumbs, UwU give >w< it UwU bweath with x3 youw uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww -uWu discouwse UwU most uWu ewoquent >_> music. Wook UwU you, these OwO awe x3 the stops. -Guil. OwO But these ;;w;; cannyot UwU I ÚwÚ command to xDD any >_< utt'wance of >w< hawmony. UwU I -uWu have nyot x3 the OwO skiww. -xDD Ham. Why, wook xDD you now, >w< how >_< unwowthy :3 a ^.^ thing xDD you >_< make of me! >_> You -^.^ wouwd :33 pway ;;w;; upon OwO me; xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD seem to ^.^ knyow x3 my OwO stops; xDD you ^.^ wouwd -pluck x3 out x3 the >_< heawt of x3 my mystewy; xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> sound ;;w;; me from x3 my -;;w;; wowest ^-^ nyote to x3 the ;;w;; top of x3 my UwU compass; ÚwÚ and there >_> is much ^.^ music, -:3 excewwent voice, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe x3 owgan, yet ;;w;; cannyot xDD you >_< make >w< it ->_< speak. ^-^ 'Sbwood, UwU do xDD you think UwU I ^w^ am xDD easiew to be pway'd on than :3 a ->w< pipe? ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me >_> what UwU instwument xDD you :33 wiww, ^w^ though xDD you ^.^ can fret uWu me, -xDD you ;;w;; cannyot :33 pway ;;w;; upon x3 me. - -Entew >w< Powonyius. - -^w^ God ;;w;; bwess UwU you, sir! -Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ wouwd speak with UwU you, ÚwÚ and presently. -xDD Ham. Do xDD you >_> see yonder ;;w;; cwoud ^w^ that's almost uWu in xDD shape of :3 a camel? -Pow. ^-^ By x3 th' UwU mass, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^.^ wike :3 a camew indeed. -xDD Ham. Methinks >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a weasew. -Pow. ^.^ It >_> is back'd ^.^ wike :3 a weasew. -xDD Ham. :33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a OwO whawe. -Pow. Very ^.^ wike :3 a OwO whawe. -xDD Ham. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I come to x3 my mothew ;;w;; by-and-by.- ^-^ They >w< foow ;;w;; me to x3 the -;;w;; top of x3 my xDD bent.- UwU I xDD wiww come by-and-by. -Pow. UwU I xDD wiww >_> say :3 so. ÚwÚ Exit. -xDD Ham. :3 'By-and-by' >_> is easily said.- Weave uWu me, fwiends. -UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ Hamwet.] -'Tis nyow x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ witching time of night, -x3 When ^-^ chuwchyawds yawn, ÚwÚ and heww itsewf breathes x3 out -^-^ Contagion to ÚwÚ this wowwd. Now couwd UwU I ÚwÚ dwink :3 hot :3 bwood -xDD And UwU do xDD such UwU bittew business >_< as x3 the day -Wouwd quake to wook :3 on. ;;w;; Soft! nyow to x3 my mothew! -x3 O uWu heawt, wose nyot >w< thy >_< nyatuwe; wet nyot OwO evew -uWu The :3 souw of :3 Nyewo enter ÚwÚ this >w< fiwm ÚwÚ bosom. -Let ;;w;; me be ^-^ cwuew, nyot unnatural; -UwU I xDD wiww speak ÚwÚ daggews to hew, >_> but use none. -OwO My >_> tongue ÚwÚ and :3 souw uWu in ÚwÚ this be >w< hypocwites- -How uWu in x3 my wowds somevew ^.^ she be :3 shent, -;;w;; To UwU give them >_> seaws ;;w;; nyevew, x3 my x3 souw, x3 consent! ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew OwO King, Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -;;w;; King. UwU I ^.^ wike ^.^ him >_> nyot, nor >w< stands >w< it >_< safe with >_> us -;;w;; To wet :33 his ^-^ madnyess range. Therefore >_> pwepawe uWu you; -UwU I x3 youw OwO commission xDD wiww ÚwÚ fowthwith >_> dispatch, -xDD And ^.^ he to England UwU shaww :3 awong with OwO you. -uWu The terms of UwU ouw estate OwO may nyot OwO enduwe -Hazard UwU so nyeaw >_> us >_< as xDD doth hourly gwow -UwU Out of :33 his wunyacies. -Guil. We xDD wiww ouwsewves pwovide. -:3 Most >w< howy ÚwÚ and religious feaw >w< it >_> is -;;w;; To >_< keep UwU those UwU many UwU many >_< bodies >_< safe -:33 That ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and >w< feed ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_< Majesty. -Wos. uWu The :3 singwe ÚwÚ and peculiar >w< wife >_> is bound -With aww x3 the ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and ^-^ awmouw of x3 the ^-^ mind -;;w;; To >_< keep itsewf from UwU nyoyance; >_> but much ^.^ mowe -:33 That ^w^ spiwit ;;w;; upon x3 whose ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ depends ÚwÚ and UwU wests -uWu The ;;w;; wives of many. uWu The >w< cesse of ^.^ majesty -^-^ Dies nyot ^-^ awonye, >_> but ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ guwf xDD doth dwaw -x3 What's nyeaw >w< it with :3 it. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; massy wheew, -^w^ Fix'd on x3 the ^.^ summit of x3 the ÚwÚ highest :3 mount, -;;w;; To x3 whose >_> huge ^-^ spokes ;;w;; ten thousand wessew ^.^ things -^w^ Awe mowtis'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; adjoin'd; which when >w< it >_< fawws, -x3 Each UwU smaww :3 annyexment, petty uWu consequence, -;;w;; Attends x3 the UwU boist'wous UwU wuin. xDD Nyevew awonye -Did x3 the x3 king uWu sigh, >_> but with :3 a general gwoan. -;;w;; King. >w< Awm UwU you, UwU I pray UwU you, to th', UwU speedy :33 voyage; -For ^.^ we xDD wiww fetters put ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ;;w;; feaw, ->_< Which nyow xDD goes ^w^ too UwU fwee-footed. -;;w;; Both. We xDD wiww ^.^ haste >_> us. -Exeunt :33 Gentwemen. - -Entew >w< Powonyius. - -Pow. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu he's x3 going to :33 his ;;w;; mothew's >_> cwoset. -UwU Behind x3 the arras I'll :33 convey mysewf -;;w;; To hear x3 the x3 pwocess. I'll :33 wawwant ^.^ she'ww ÚwÚ tax ^.^ him ÚwÚ home; -^.^ And, >_< as xDD you said, ÚwÚ and wisely UwU was >w< it said, -'Tis :3 meet :3 that x3 some ^.^ mowe audience than :3 a :33 mothew, -Since ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes them UwU pawtiaw, >_> shouwd o'ewheaw -uWu The ;;w;; speech, of vantage. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wiege. -I'll caww ;;w;; upon xDD you ere xDD you OwO go to x3 bed -xDD And tell xDD you >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. -;;w;; King. >_< Thanks, uWu deaw x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu Exit [Polonius]. ->_< O, x3 my offence >_> is UwU wank, >w< it >_< smewws to xDD heaven; -^.^ It hath x3 the xDD pwimaw eldest UwU cuwse x3 upon't, -^-^ A brother's murther! >_> Pway ^.^ can UwU I >_> nyot, -;;w;; Though ^w^ incwinyation be >_< as ^-^ shawp >_< as :33 wiww. -OwO My stronger guilt defeats x3 my >w< stwong intent, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man to :3 doubwe business xDD bound, -UwU I stand uWu in :3 pause :3 whewe UwU I UwU shaww xDD fiwst :3 begin, -xDD And both neglect. >_> What >_> if ÚwÚ this uWu cuwsed uWu hand -^.^ Wewe ^w^ thickew than itsewf with brother's bwood, -Is there nyot xDD wain enough uWu in x3 the x3 sweet heavens -;;w;; To >_< wash >w< it ^-^ white >_< as snyow? :33 Wheweto sewves xDD mewcy -OwO But to ^-^ confwont x3 the >w< visage of x3 offence? -xDD And UwU what's uWu in :3 pwayew >_> but ÚwÚ this twofold fowce, -;;w;; To be forestalled ere ^.^ we come to ^.^ faww, -:33 Ow ^.^ pawdon'd ^.^ being down? UwU Then I'll wook xDD up; -OwO My ;;w;; fauwt >_> is past. But, >_< O, >_> what >_< fowm of :3 pwayew -UwU Can serve x3 my tuwn? 'Forgive ;;w;; me x3 my fouw muwthew'? -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot be; xDD since UwU I ^w^ am still >_< possess'd -Of UwU those UwU effects fow which UwU I uWu did x3 the >w< muwthew- -OwO My :3 cwown, >_< minye UwU own ambition, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< queen. -^-^ May one be ^.^ pawdon'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetain x3 th' x3 offence? -^w^ In x3 the cowwupted ^.^ cuwwents of ÚwÚ this wowwd -ÚwÚ Offence's :3 giwded uWu hand OwO may >_> shuv ^.^ by justice, -xDD And ;;w;; oft UwU 'tis :3 seen x3 the wicked >w< pwize itsewf -xDD Buys x3 out x3 the UwU waw; >_> but UwU 'tis nyot UwU so abuv. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo shuffling; there x3 the uWu action wies -^w^ In :33 his true nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ouwsewves compell'd, -Even to x3 the teeth ÚwÚ and forehead of UwU ouw fauwts, -;;w;; To UwU give uWu in ;;w;; evidence. >_> What ^w^ then? >_> What rests? -Twy >_> what OwO wepentance ;;w;; can. >_> What ^.^ can >w< it ^w^ nyot? -ÚwÚ Yet >_> what ^.^ can >w< it when one ;;w;; cannyot :3 wepent? -x3 O wwetched ;;w;; state! x3 O ^w^ bosom black >_< as ;;w;; death! -x3 O :33 wimed x3 souw, :3 that, xDD stwuggwing to be >w< fwee, -Awt ^.^ mowe ^.^ engag'd! Hewp, ^-^ angews! ^-^ Make assay. -Bow, ^-^ stubbown knees; ÚwÚ and >_< heawt with xDD stwings of >w< steew, -^w^ Be soft >_< as sinews of x3 the nyew-bown babe! -All OwO may be well. >w< He ;;w;; knyeews. - -Entew x3 Hamwet. - -xDD Ham. Now ^w^ might UwU I UwU do >w< it >_< pat, nyow ^.^ he >_> is praying; -xDD And nyow I'll >_< do't. xDD And UwU so ^.^ he xDD goes to ^.^ heaven, -xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I reveng'd. :33 That ^.^ wouwd be scann'd. -^-^ A viwwain :33 kiwws x3 my father; ÚwÚ and fow :3 that, -I, :33 his sole x3 son, UwU do ÚwÚ this same viwwain >_> send -;;w;; To UwU heaven. -Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu hiwe ÚwÚ and sawawy, nyot wevenge! ->w< He >_> took x3 my >w< fathew x3 gwosswy, full of bread, -With aww :33 his crimes >_< bwoad x3 bwown, >_< as ^w^ fwush >_< as >_> May; -xDD And >w< how :33 his ^-^ audit stands, who xDD knyows :3 save UwU heaven? -OwO But uWu in UwU ouw circumstance ÚwÚ and course of ^-^ thought, -'Tis x3 heavy with him; ÚwÚ and ^w^ am UwU I xDD then reveng'd, -;;w;; To OwO take ^.^ him uWu in x3 the puwging of :33 his x3 souw, -x3 When ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ and ^-^ seasonyed fow :33 his ^.^ passage? -No. -^-^ Up, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow xDD thou :3 a ^.^ mowe >_> howwid ^-^ hent. -x3 When ^.^ he >_> is UwU dwunk x3 asweep; ow uWu in :33 his uWu wage; -:33 Ow uWu in x3 th' ^-^ incestuous :3 pweasuwe of :33 his bed; -At gaming, uWu sweawing, ow about x3 some ;;w;; act -:33 That >_> has nyo wewish of salvation in't- -UwU Then uWu twip :3 him, :3 that :33 his heels OwO may kick uWu at ^.^ heaven, -xDD And :3 that :33 his :3 souw OwO may be >_< as damn'd ÚwÚ and black -;;w;; As >_> heww, ^w^ wheweto >w< it >w< goes. OwO My mothew :33 stays. -This ;;w;; physic >_> but x3 pwowongs >w< thy >_> sickwy days. ÚwÚ Exit. -;;w;; King. [rises] OwO My wowds fwy up, x3 my >_< thoughts wemain below. -Words ^-^ without >_< thoughts >_< nyevew to heaven ÚwÚ go. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -uWu The Queen's >_> cwoset. - -Entew xDD Queen ÚwÚ and >w< Powonyius. - -Pow. >w< He xDD wiww come stwaight. Wook xDD you uWu way ^.^ home to ^.^ him. -Teww ^.^ him :33 his ^-^ pwanks uWu have :33 been ^w^ too >_< bwoad to UwU beaw OwO with, -xDD And :3 that x3 youw Gwace hath >w< scween'd ÚwÚ and :33 stood ^-^ between -Much ^.^ heat ÚwÚ and ^.^ him. I'll :3 siwence ;;w;; me even hewe. ->_> Pway xDD you be ;;w;; wound with ^.^ him. -xDD Ham. :3 (within) uWu Mothew, :33 mothew, mothew! -ÚwÚ Queen. I'll :33 wawwant uWu you; feaw ;;w;; me not. UwU Withdwaw; UwU I hear ^.^ him :3 coming. ->w< [Powonyius OwO hides x3 behind x3 the awwas.] - -Entew x3 Hamwet. - -xDD Ham. >_> Nyow, :33 mothew, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -ÚwÚ Queen. Hamlet, xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy >w< fathew much ^.^ offended. -xDD Ham. uWu Mothew, xDD you uWu have x3 my >w< fathew much ^.^ offended. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you answew with >w< an idle :33 tongue. -xDD Ham. ^w^ Go, x3 go, xDD you ;;w;; question with :3 a wicked :33 tongue. -ÚwÚ Queen. Why, >w< how now, >_> Hamwet? -xDD Ham. x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^.^ nyow? -ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Have xDD you fowgot me? -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 the rood, nyot so! ->_> You OwO awe x3 the :3 Queen, x3 youw husband's brother's :3 wife, -xDD And (would >w< it :3 wewe nyot uWu so!) xDD you OwO awe x3 my x3 mothew. -ÚwÚ Queen. Nyay, xDD then I'll uWu set UwU those to xDD you :3 that ^.^ can >_< speak. -xDD Ham. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ and sit xDD you down. >_> You UwU shaww nyot :3 budge UwU I ->_> You OwO go nyot >w< tiww UwU I uWu set xDD you x3 up :3 a gwass -Whewe xDD you OwO may >_> see x3 the >_< inmost ÚwÚ pawt of OwO you. -ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? ^.^ Thou wiwt nyot muwthew me? -Hewp, hewp, ho! -Pow. >_> [behind] What, ho! hewp, hewp, :33 hewp! -xDD Ham. [dwaws] How ^.^ nyow? :3 a rat? Dead fow :3 a ^w^ ducat, ÚwÚ dead! -ÚwÚ [Makes :3 a pass ^w^ thwough x3 the arras uWu and] :33 kiwws >w< Powonyius. -Pow. >_> [behind] >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! -ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O uWu me, >_> what x3 hast xDD thou done? -xDD Ham. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. Is >w< it x3 the >_> King? -ÚwÚ Queen. >_< O, >_> what :3 a >_< wash ÚwÚ and bwoody ^.^ deed >_> is x3 this! -xDD Ham. ^-^ A bwoody >_> deed- almost >_< as ÚwÚ bad, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, -;;w;; As OwO kiww :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and marry with :33 his ^-^ bwothew. -ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; As OwO kiww :3 a UwU king? -xDD Ham. Ay, UwU wady, >w< it UwU was x3 my OwO wowd. -[Lifts x3 up x3 the arras ÚwÚ and sees :3 Powonyius.] -^.^ Thou wretched, ÚwÚ wash, :3 intwuding x3 foow, farewell! -UwU I >_> took uWu thee fow >w< thy ^-^ bettew. ^.^ Take >w< thy xDD fowtunye. -^.^ Thou find'st to be ^w^ too >w< busy >_> is x3 some danger. -Weave ^-^ wwinging of x3 youw ^-^ hinds. ;;w;; Peace! sit xDD you down -xDD And wet ;;w;; me wring x3 youw heawt; fow UwU so UwU I UwU shaww -;;w;; If >w< it be UwU made of penetrable stuff; -;;w;; If uWu damnyed ;;w;; custom uWu have nyot braz'd >w< it UwU so -:33 That >w< it >_> is xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and :3 buwwawk OwO against ÚwÚ sense. -ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What uWu have UwU I donye :3 that xDD thou ^w^ daw'st wag >w< thy >_> tongue -^w^ In noise UwU so wude OwO against me? -xDD Ham. >w< Such >w< an ;;w;; act -:33 That >_> bwuws x3 the xDD gwace ÚwÚ and bwush of modesty; -^-^ Cawws viwtue ^.^ hypocwite; UwU takes x3 off x3 the wose -Fwom x3 the >w< faiw forehead of >w< an innocent xDD wuv, -xDD And :33 sets :3 a UwU bwistew uWu thewe; x3 makes ^.^ mawwiage x3 vows -;;w;; As UwU fawse >_< as d-dicews' :33 oaths. >_< O, xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed -;;w;; As from x3 the >w< body of x3 contwaction OwO pwucks -uWu The xDD vewy x3 souw, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet :33 wewigion x3 makes -^-^ A whapsody of words! uWu Heaven's OwO face xDD doth gwow; -Yea, ÚwÚ this solidity ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ compound UwU mass, -With ^.^ twistfuw ;;w;; visage, >_< as OwO against x3 the doom, -Is uWu thought-sick uWu at x3 the act. -ÚwÚ Queen. uWu Ay uWu me, >_> what ;;w;; act, -:33 That roars UwU so ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and :3 thundews uWu in x3 the ^-^ index? -xDD Ham. Wook OwO hewe ;;w;; upon >_< th's >_< pictuwe, ÚwÚ and on uWu this, -uWu The OwO countewfeit ÚwÚ pwesentment of >w< two brothers. -xDD See >_> what :3 a xDD gwace UwU was seated on ÚwÚ this brow; -uWu Hypewion's curls; x3 the >w< fwont of Juv :33 himsewf; -^-^ An ^w^ eye ^.^ wike :33 Maws, to >_> thweaten ÚwÚ and :33 command; -^-^ A :33 station ^.^ wike x3 the >_> hewawd :33 Mewcuwy -xDD Nyew lighted on :3 a >_< heaven-kissing uWu hiww: -^-^ A >w< combinyation ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< fowm ÚwÚ indeed -Whewe every god uWu did xDD seem to uWu set :33 his UwU seaw -;;w;; To UwU give x3 the wowwd assurance of :3 a man. -This UwU was x3 youw husband. Wook xDD you nyow >_> what :3 fowwows. -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 youw ^.^ husband, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 miwdew'd ear -OwO Bwasting :33 his whowesome ^-^ bwothew. :3 Have xDD you uWu eyes? -Could xDD you on ÚwÚ this >w< faiw OwO mountain OwO weave to UwU feed, -xDD And ÚwÚ batten on ÚwÚ this >_> moow? uWu Ha! uWu have xDD you eyes ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot caww >w< it love; fow uWu at x3 youw age -uWu The ÚwÚ heyday uWu in x3 the :3 bwood >_> is tame, x3 it's humble, -xDD And waits ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> judgment; ÚwÚ and >_> what ^w^ judgment -Wouwd :33 step from ÚwÚ this to :3 this? ^.^ Sense >_< suwe xDD you have, -^-^ Ewse couwd xDD you nyot uWu have >w< motion; >_> but >_< suwe :3 that sense -Is apoplex'd; fow ^-^ madnyess ^.^ wouwd nyot >w< eww, -x3 Nyow sense to ^w^ ecstacy UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so :33 thwaww'd -OwO But >w< it reserv'd x3 some ;;w;; quantity of UwU choice -;;w;; To serve uWu in xDD such :3 a difference. >_> What ^.^ deviw :3 was't -:33 That OwO thus hath OwO cozen'd xDD you uWu at hoodman-blind? -x3 Eyes ^-^ without feewing, :33 feewing ^-^ without UwU sight, -OwO Eaws ^-^ without ^.^ hands ow ^w^ eyes, smewwing x3 sans all, -:33 Ow >_> but :3 a >_> sickwy ÚwÚ pawt of one true sense -Could nyot UwU so mope. -x3 O x3 shame! :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy bwush? xDD Webewwious >_> heww, -;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst mutine uWu in :3 a UwU matwon's xDD bonyes, -;;w;; To OwO fwaming :33 youth wet viwtue be >_< as OwO wax -xDD And :3 mewt uWu in her UwU own >_> fiwe. ÚwÚ Pwocwaim nyo ^-^ shame -x3 When x3 the compulsive xDD awdouw ;;w;; gives x3 the charge, -Since frost itsewf >_< as actively xDD doth ^-^ buwn, -xDD And reason :33 pandews :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O Hamlet, speak nyo uWu mowe! -^.^ Thou turn'st >_< minye eyes x3 into x3 my xDD vewy x3 souw, -xDD And there UwU I >_> see xDD such black ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwainyed OwO spots -;;w;; As xDD wiww nyot OwO weave uWu theiw tinct. -xDD Ham. Nyay, >_> but to ^w^ wive -^w^ In x3 the rank UwU sweat of >w< an ^.^ enseamed ^.^ bed, ->_< Stew'd uWu in >_> cowwuption, honeying ÚwÚ and x3 making wuv -Over x3 the ^-^ nyasty sty! -ÚwÚ Queen. >_< O, speak to ;;w;; me nyo uWu mowe! -;;w;; These wowds ^.^ wike ÚwÚ daggews enter uWu in >_< minye ears. -No >_> mowe, x3 sweet ^-^ Hamwet! -xDD Ham. ^-^ A murtherer ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 viwwain! -^-^ A ;;w;; swave :3 that >_> is nyot ^-^ twentieth ÚwÚ pawt x3 the >w< tithe -Of x3 youw xDD pwecedent wowd; :3 a :33 vice of >w< kings; -^-^ A cutpuwse of x3 the empire ÚwÚ and x3 the rule, -:33 That from :3 a :33 shewf x3 the >_< pwecious diadem OwO stowe -xDD And put >w< it uWu in :33 his uWu pocket! -ÚwÚ Queen. No uWu mowe! - -Entew x3 the >_< Ghost uWu in :33 his nyightgown. - -xDD Ham. ^-^ A x3 king of shweds ÚwÚ and patches!- -:3 Save ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^.^ huvw ^-^ o'ew ;;w;; me with x3 youw wings, ->_> You ^-^ heavenwy :3 guawds! >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> gwacious ^.^ figuwe? -ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, uWu he's OwO mad! -xDD Ham. Do xDD you nyot come x3 youw ÚwÚ tawdy >_< son to :33 chide, -^.^ That, >_< waps'd uWu in time ÚwÚ and ^-^ passion, wets OwO go ^.^ by -xDD Th' important >w< acting of x3 youw xDD dwead >_< command? ->_< O, ;;w;; say! -^w^ Ghost. Do nyot >_> fowget. This xDD visitation -Is >_> but to ^w^ whet >w< thy almost bwunted puwpose. -OwO But look, amazement on >w< thy mothew >w< sits. ->_< O, :33 step ^-^ between her ÚwÚ and her fighting :3 souw -Conceit uWu in weakest >_< bodies OwO stwongest xDD wowks. -^w^ Speak to hew, x3 Hamwet. -xDD Ham. How >_> is >w< it with UwU you, x3 wady? -ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how :3 is't with UwU you, -:33 That xDD you UwU do >w< bend x3 youw ^w^ eye on ^-^ vacancy, -xDD And with x3 th' x3 encowpowaw ^w^ aiw UwU do howd ^.^ discouwse? -Fowth uWu at x3 youw eyes x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits ^-^ wiwdwy :33 peep; -^.^ And, >_< as x3 the x3 sweeping ^-^ sowdiews uWu in x3 th' :33 awawm, -uWu Youw ;;w;; bedded hairs, ^.^ wike >w< wife uWu in >w< excwements, -Stawt x3 up ÚwÚ and stand >w< an OwO end. x3 O ^-^ gentwe x3 son, ->_> Upon x3 the xDD beat ÚwÚ and fwame of >w< thy xDD distempew -Sprinkle :3 coow UwU patience! Wheweon UwU do xDD you wook? -xDD Ham. On :3 him, on x3 him! Wook xDD you >w< how pawe ^.^ he ^.^ gwawes! -ÚwÚ His >_< fowm ÚwÚ and cause xDD conjoin'd, ^-^ pweaching to ^w^ stonyes, -Wouwd >_< make them capabwe.- Do nyot wook ;;w;; upon uWu me, -Lest with ÚwÚ this ^.^ piteous uWu action xDD you convert -OwO My xDD stewn ^.^ effects. UwU Then >_> what UwU I uWu have to UwU do -Will ^.^ want true ;;w;; cowouw- tears x3 pewchance fow blood. -ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU do xDD you speak :3 this? -xDD Ham. Do xDD you >_> see >_< nyothing OwO thewe? -ÚwÚ Queen. Nyothing uWu at aww; yet aww :3 that >_> is UwU I ^-^ see. -xDD Ham. x3 Nyow uWu did xDD you >_< nyothing UwU heaw? -ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Nyo, >_< nyothing >_> but uWu ouwsewves. -xDD Ham. Why, wook xDD you thewe! Wook >w< how >w< it steals away! -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, uWu in :33 his OwO habit >_< as ^.^ he >w< wiv'd! -Wook :3 whewe ^.^ he xDD goes even nyow x3 out uWu at x3 the portal! -uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. -ÚwÚ Queen. This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; coinyage of x3 youw :33 bwain. -This bodiless :3 cweation >w< ecstasy -Is xDD vewy x3 cunnying ^.^ in. -xDD Ham. >_> Ecstasy? -OwO My >_< puwse >_< as >_> youws xDD doth ^-^ tempewatewy >_< keep time -xDD And x3 makes >_< as OwO heawthfuw >_> music. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ^-^ madnyess -:33 That UwU I uWu have utt'red. Bring ;;w;; me to x3 the test, -xDD And UwU I x3 the ;;w;; mattew xDD wiww reword; which ^-^ madnyess -Wouwd gambol fwom. uWu Mothew, fow wuv of gwace, -Way nyot :3 that flattering >_< unction to x3 youw :3 souw -:33 That nyot x3 youw trespass >_> but x3 my ^-^ madnyess speaks. -^.^ It xDD wiww >_> but uWu skin ÚwÚ and film x3 the ulcerous pwace, -Whiwes rank >_> cowwuption, >_> minying aww :33 within, -x3 Infects ;;w;; unseen. ^w^ Confess >_> youwsewf to xDD heaven; -uWu Wepent UwU what's xDD past; avoid >_> what >_> is to >_< come; -xDD And UwU do nyot ;;w;; spwead x3 the xDD compost on x3 the UwU weeds -;;w;; To >_< make them ÚwÚ wankew. >_< Fowgive ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this x3 my UwU viwtue; -For uWu in x3 the ;;w;; fatnyess of these >_< puwsy times -x3 Viwtue itsewf of :33 vice ^w^ must UwU pawdon ;;w;; beg- -Yea, ^.^ cuwb ÚwÚ and ^.^ woo fow OwO weave to UwU do ^.^ him UwU good. -ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O Hamlet, xDD thou x3 hast uWu cweft x3 my >_< heawt uWu in >_< twain. -xDD Ham. >_< O, ^-^ thwow OwO away x3 the >_> wowsew ÚwÚ pawt of :33 it, -xDD And ^w^ wive x3 the >w< puwew with x3 the othew xDD hawf, -^-^ Good nyight- >_> but OwO go nyot to x3 my ^-^ uncwe's :3 bed. -Assume :3 a virtue, >_> if xDD you uWu have >w< it not. -:33 That monster, ^-^ custom, who aww sense xDD doth eat -Of :3 habits x3 eviw, >_> is ÚwÚ angew yet uWu in uWu this, -:33 That to x3 the use of ;;w;; actions >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ->w< He >_< wikewise ;;w;; gives :3 a ^.^ fwock ow wivewy, -:33 That uWu aptwy >_> is put :3 on. Refrain OwO to-nyight, -xDD And :3 that UwU shaww xDD wend :3 a uWu kind of easinyess -;;w;; To x3 the :3 nyext x3 abstinyence; x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ mowe ^w^ easy; -For use almost ^.^ can change x3 the stamp of nyatuwe, -xDD And xDD eithew [mastew] x3 the deviw, ow ^-^ thwow ^.^ him x3 out -With wondwous OwO potency. Once >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; -xDD And when xDD you OwO awe ^.^ desiwous to be ^.^ bwest, -I'll >_> bwessing ÚwÚ beg of :3 you.- For ÚwÚ this same uWu wowd, -UwU I UwU do OwO wepent; >_> but heaven hath pleas'd >w< it >_> so, -;;w;; To punyish ;;w;; me with uWu this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this with uWu me, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must be uWu theiw scourge ÚwÚ and minister. -UwU I xDD wiww bestow :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww answew weww -uWu The :33 death UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him. ^w^ So OwO again, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -UwU I ^w^ must be ^-^ cwuew, >w< onwy to be ;;w;; kind; -^-^ Thus :33 bad x3 begins, ÚwÚ and xDD wowse remains behind. -x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good >_> wady. -ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu this, ^.^ by nyo >_< means, :3 that UwU I bid xDD you ^.^ do: -Let x3 the :3 bwoat ^w^ King tempt xDD you again to bed; -xDD Pinch >_< wanton on x3 youw OwO cheek; caww xDD you :33 his >w< mouse; -xDD And wet :3 him, fow :3 a :33 paiw of >_< weechy OwO kisses, -:33 Ow xDD paddwing uWu in x3 youw x3 nyeck with :33 his damn'd ^-^ fingews, -^-^ Make xDD you to wavew aww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew ^.^ out, -:33 That UwU I ÚwÚ essentiawwy ^w^ am nyot uWu in xDD madnyess, -OwO But ^-^ mad uWu in >w< cwaft. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good xDD you wet ^.^ him know; -For who ^w^ that's >_> but :3 a queen, faiw, xDD sobew, >_< wise, -Wouwd from :3 a >_< paddock, from :3 a xDD bat, :3 a gib ->w< Such uWu deaw ^w^ concewnyings xDD hide? Who ^.^ wouwd UwU do so? -:3 Nyo, uWu in ;;w;; despite of sense ÚwÚ and >_> secwecy, -uWu Unpeg x3 the ;;w;; basket on x3 the >_> house's ÚwÚ top, -Let x3 the xDD biwds fly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike x3 the famous >_< ape, -;;w;; To >_> twy ÚwÚ concwusions, uWu in x3 the ;;w;; basket :3 cweep -xDD And bweak x3 youw UwU own x3 nyeck down. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ Be xDD thou UwU assuw'd, >_> if wowds be UwU made of :33 bweath, -xDD And UwU bweath of :3 wife, UwU I uWu have nyo >w< wife to ;;w;; bweathe ->_> What xDD thou x3 hast uWu said to x3 me. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ must to x3 Engwand; xDD you ^.^ knyow ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ Queen. xDD Awack, -UwU I xDD had >_> fowgot! 'Tis UwU so ^-^ concwuded :3 on. -xDD Ham. >_> Thewe's x3 wettews ^-^ seaw'd; ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< two UwU schoowfewwows, -;;w;; Whom UwU I xDD wiww :33 twust >_< as UwU I xDD wiww :3 addews :33 fang'd, -^-^ They UwU beaw x3 the :33 mandate; ;;w;; they ^w^ must :33 sweep x3 my uWu way -xDD And UwU mawshaw ;;w;; me to :33 knyavewy. Let >w< it >_> wowk; -For UwU 'tis x3 the spowt to uWu have x3 the ^w^ enginyew ->_< Hoist with :33 his UwU own ^.^ petaw; ÚwÚ and 't UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww x3 dewve one ^.^ yawd bewow uWu theiw >_< minyes -xDD And ^w^ bwow them uWu at x3 the x3 moon. >_< O, UwU 'tis UwU most x3 sweet -x3 When uWu in one winye >w< two cwafts xDD diwectwy ^.^ meet. -This x3 man UwU shaww uWu set ;;w;; me ÚwÚ packing. -I'll ÚwÚ wug x3 the :33 guts x3 into x3 the OwO nyeighbouw room.- -uWu Mothew, ÚwÚ good x3 nyight.- >w< Indeed, ÚwÚ this counsellor -Is nyow UwU most still, UwU most secret, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ gwave, -Who UwU was uWu in >w< wife :3 a >_< foowish xDD peating knave. -^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, to dwaw toward >w< an >w< end with OwO you. -^-^ Good night, x3 mothew. -;;w;; [Exit x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. x3 Then] uWu Exit Hamlet, ^.^ tugging uWu in ->w< Powonyius. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :3 Queen, with Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -;;w;; King. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; mattew uWu in these sighs. ;;w;; These profound heaves ->_> You ^w^ must x3 twanswate; UwU 'tis ;;w;; fit ^.^ we understand OwO them. -Whewe >_> is x3 youw uWu son? -ÚwÚ Queen. Bestow ÚwÚ this :33 pwace on >_> us :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. -UwU [Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and >_< Guiwdenstewn.] -xDD Ah, >_< minye UwU own uWu wowd, >_> what uWu have UwU I :3 seen >_< to-nyight! -;;w;; King. What, ;;w;; Gewtwude? How does >_> Hamwet? -ÚwÚ Queen. Mad >_< as x3 the sea ÚwÚ and wind when both xDD contend ->_< Which >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mightiew. ^w^ In :33 his wawwess ;;w;; fit -UwU Behind x3 the arras hearing ^-^ something ÚwÚ stiw, -xDD Whips x3 out :33 his wapiew, x3 cwies >_> 'A rat, :3 a >_< wat!' -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> bwainyish apprehension :33 kiwws -uWu The unseen ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd man. -;;w;; King. x3 O x3 heavy >w< deed! -^.^ It xDD had :33 been UwU so with us, xDD had ^.^ we :33 been :33 thewe. -ÚwÚ His ^w^ wibewty >_> is full of threats to ;;w;; aww- -;;w;; To xDD you yourself, to us, to every onye. -ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how UwU shaww ÚwÚ this bwoody ^.^ deed be x3 answew'd? -^.^ It xDD wiww be laid to us, x3 whose >w< pwovidence -Should uWu have :33 kept ^.^ showt, ;;w;; westwain'd, ÚwÚ and x3 out of >_> haunt -This ^-^ mad xDD young man. OwO But UwU so much UwU was UwU ouw wuv -We ^.^ wouwd nyot understand >_> what UwU was UwU most >w< fit, -But, ^.^ wike x3 the owner of :3 a fouw ;;w;; disease, -;;w;; To >_< keep >w< it from divulging, wet >w< it >w< feed -Even on x3 the ÚwÚ pith of life. Whewe >_> is ^.^ he gone? -ÚwÚ Queen. ;;w;; To dwaw UwU apawt x3 the >w< body ^.^ he hath >_< kiww'd; -^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom :33 his xDD vewy xDD madnyess, ^.^ wike x3 some >_> owe ->_> Among :3 a minyewaw of >_> metaws base, -uWu Shows itsewf pure. >w< He ^.^ weeps fow >_> what >_> is ^-^ donye. -;;w;; King. x3 O >_> Gewtwude, come away! -uWu The sun nyo :33 soonyew UwU shaww x3 the ^-^ mountains :33 touch -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww ship ^.^ him OwO hence; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe ^.^ deed -We ^w^ must with aww UwU ouw ^.^ majesty ÚwÚ and :3 skiww -UwU Both >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and uWu excuse. >w< Ho, Guiwdenstewn! - -Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -Fwiends xDD both, OwO go ^w^ join xDD you with x3 some further OwO aid. -;;w;; Hamwet uWu in ^-^ madnyess hath ^.^ Powonyius x3 swain, -xDD And from :33 his ;;w;; mothew's cwoset hath ^.^ he OwO dwagg'd ^.^ him. -Go >_> seek ^.^ him out; speak faiw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing x3 the >w< body -^.^ Into x3 the OwO chapew. UwU I pray xDD you ^.^ haste uWu in UwU this. -Exeunt >w< [Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guildenstern]. -^.^ Come, >_> Gewtwude, we'll caww x3 up UwU ouw :33 wisest ^w^ fwiends -xDD And wet them ^.^ knyow both >_> what ^.^ we >_> mean to UwU do -xDD And UwU what's untimely ^-^ donye. ^.^ [So haply slander-] ->_< Whose whisper ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO wowwd's diameter, -;;w;; As ^w^ wevew >_< as x3 the cannon to :33 his blank, -:3 Twanspowts :33 his x3 poisonyed shot- OwO may ;;w;; miss UwU ouw xDD nyame -xDD And ;;w;; hit x3 the >_< woundwess uWu aiw.- >_< O, come away! -OwO My :3 souw >_> is full of ^-^ discowd ÚwÚ and UwU dismay. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A uWu passage uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew x3 Hamwet. - -xDD Ham. :33 Safewy stow'd. -:33 Gentwemen. :3 (within) ^-^ Hamwet! Lord ^-^ Hamwet! -xDD Ham. OwO But xDD soft! >_> What ^w^ nyoise? Who ;;w;; cawws on >_> Hamwet? >_< O, OwO hewe ;;w;; they x3 come. - -Entew Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and OwO Guiwdenstewn. - -Wos. >_> What uWu have xDD you :33 donye, x3 my uWu wowd, with x3 the >_< dead ^w^ body? -xDD Ham. uWu Compounded >w< it with :33 dust, ^w^ wheweto UwU 'tis x3 kin. -Wos. Teww >_> us :3 whewe x3 'tis, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may OwO take >w< it thence -xDD And UwU beaw >w< it to x3 the OwO chapew. -xDD Ham. Do nyot ^-^ bewieve :3 it. -Wos. :3 Bewieve UwU what? -xDD Ham. :33 That UwU I ^.^ can >_< keep x3 youw counsew, ÚwÚ and nyot >_< minye own. :33 Besides, to be -ÚwÚ demanded of :3 a ^w^ sponge, >_> what replication >_> shouwd be UwU made ^.^ by x3 the >_< son -of :3 a UwU king? -Wos. ^.^ Take xDD you ;;w;; me fow :3 a ^w^ sponge, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Ay, siw; :3 that soaks x3 up x3 the >_< King's ^-^ countenyance, :33 his wewawds, -:33 his authorities. OwO But xDD such ^w^ officews UwU do x3 the ^w^ King best OwO sewvice uWu in -x3 the OwO end. >w< He keeps ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wike >w< an >_< ape, uWu in x3 the ^-^ cownyew of :33 his ;;w;; jaw; -xDD fiwst :3 mouth'd, to be >w< wast UwU Swawwowed. x3 When ^.^ he >_< nyeeds >_> what xDD you uWu have -:3 gwean'd, >w< it >_> is >_> but ^.^ squeezing xDD you x3 and, ^w^ sponge, xDD you UwU shaww be xDD dwy -;;w;; again. -Wos. UwU I understand xDD you >_> nyot, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of :3 it. ^-^ A knavish ÚwÚ speech sweeps uWu in :3 a >_< foowish :3 eaw. -Wos. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you ^w^ must tell >_> us :3 whewe x3 the >w< body >_> is ÚwÚ and OwO go with >_> us to -x3 the ;;w;; King. -xDD Ham. uWu The >w< body >_> is with x3 the OwO King, >_> but x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot with x3 the body. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is :3 a xDD thing- -Guil. ^-^ A ÚwÚ thing, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. Of OwO nyothing. Bring ;;w;; me to ^.^ him. >_> Hide ^w^ fox, ÚwÚ and aww >w< aftew. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew ;;w;; King. - -;;w;; King. UwU I uWu have sent to >_> seek ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to find x3 the body. -How uWu dangewous >_> is >w< it :3 that ÚwÚ this x3 man xDD goes UwU woose! -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ must nyot ^.^ we put x3 the >w< stwong law on ^.^ him. -He's :3 wov'd of x3 the distracted >_< muwtitude, -Who ^.^ wike nyot uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ judgment, >_> but uWu theiw eyes; -xDD And :3 whewe UwU 'tis >_> so, x3 th' xDD offendew's scourge >_> is xDD weigh'd, -OwO But >_< nyevew x3 the OwO offence. ;;w;; To UwU beaw aww x3 smooth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ even, -This ^.^ sudden UwU sending ^.^ him OwO away ^w^ must xDD seem -uWu Dewibewate UwU pause. OwO Diseases despewate grown -^-^ By despewate x3 appwiance OwO awe reliev'd, -:33 Ow nyot uWu at all. - -Entew ^-^ Wosencwantz. - -How nyow x3 O >_> What hath befall'n? -Wos. Whewe x3 the >_< dead >w< body >_> is UwU bestow'd, x3 my uWu wowd, -We ;;w;; cannyot get from ^.^ him. -;;w;; King. OwO But :3 whewe >_> is uWu he? -Wos. >_> Without, x3 my wowd; >w< guawded, to ^.^ knyow x3 youw pleasure. -;;w;; King. Bring ^.^ him >w< befowe >_> us. -Wos. >w< Ho, Guiwdenstewn! Bring uWu in x3 my OwO wowd. - -Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn ^w^ [with >w< Attendants]. - -;;w;; King. >_> Nyow, Hamlet, where's ^.^ Powonyius? -xDD Ham. At x3 suppew. -;;w;; King. At supper? OwO Whewe? -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ eats, >_> but :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is >w< eaten. ^-^ A xDD cewtain -convocation of ;;w;; powitic wowms OwO awe ^w^ e'en uWu at ^.^ him. uWu Youw :33 wowm >_> is x3 youw ->w< onwy empewow fow diet. We :33 fat aww ^-^ cweatuwes >_> ewse to :33 fat us, ÚwÚ and -^.^ we :33 fat ouwsewves fow x3 maggots. uWu Youw :33 fat x3 king ÚwÚ and x3 youw lean beggar ->_> is >_> but ^.^ vawiabwe service- >w< two UwU dishes, >_> but to one ;;w;; tabwe. >w< That's x3 the -OwO end. -;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! -xDD Ham. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may :33 fish with x3 the :33 wowm :3 that hath eat of :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and eat -of x3 the :33 fish :3 that hath ÚwÚ fed of :3 that ÚwÚ wowm. -;;w;; King. >_> What dost xDD thou >_> mean ^.^ by :3 this? -xDD Ham. Nyothing >_> but to x3 show xDD you >w< how :3 a x3 king OwO may OwO go :3 a ^w^ pwogwess ^w^ thwough -x3 the :33 guts of :3 a x3 beggaw. -;;w;; King. Whewe >_> is ^.^ Powonyius? -xDD Ham. ^w^ In UwU heaven. >_< Send uWu thithew to ^-^ see. ;;w;; If x3 youw :3 messengew find ^.^ him nyot -thewe, >_> seek ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' othew :33 pwace OwO youwsewf. OwO But :33 indeed, >_> if xDD you -find ^.^ him nyot within ÚwÚ this ;;w;; month, xDD you UwU shaww x3 nyose ^.^ him >_< as xDD you OwO go x3 up -x3 the ^-^ staiw, x3 into x3 the wobby. -;;w;; King. Go >_> seek ^.^ him :33 thewe. :33 [To ^.^ Attendants.] -xDD Ham. >w< He xDD wiww xDD stay >w< tiww xDD you x3 come. -UwU [Exeunt ^.^ Attendants.] -;;w;; King. Hamlet, ÚwÚ this OwO deed, fow ^.^ thinye ^-^ especiaw x3 safety,- ->_< Which ^.^ we UwU do xDD tendew >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ deawwy UwU gwieve -For :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast >_< donye,- ^w^ must >_> send uWu thee >w< hence -With fiery :3 quicknyess. Therefore >_> pwepawe thysewf. -uWu The >_< bawk >_> is ready ÚwÚ and x3 the wind uWu at hewp, -xDD Th' UwU associates ÚwÚ tend, ÚwÚ and evewything >_> is UwU bent -For ^w^ Engwand. -xDD Ham. For Engwand? -;;w;; King. Ay, x3 Hamwet. -xDD Ham. ^-^ Good. -;;w;; King. ^w^ So >_> is :33 it, >_> if xDD thou x3 knyew'st UwU ouw purposes. -xDD Ham. UwU I >_> see :3 a >_> chewub :3 that sees OwO them. OwO But come, fow England! -UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw x3 mothew. -;;w;; King. x3 Thy >w< woving ÚwÚ fathew, x3 Hamwet. -xDD Ham. OwO My mothew! Fathew ÚwÚ and mothew >_> is x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 wife; x3 man ÚwÚ and >w< wife >_> is -one flesh; ÚwÚ and >_> so, x3 my x3 mothew. ^.^ Come, fow England! -ÚwÚ Exit. -;;w;; King. Follow ^.^ him uWu at >w< foot; tempt ^.^ him with ^w^ speed UwU aboawd. -^-^ Deway >w< it x3 nyot; I'll uWu have ^.^ him >w< hence to-night. ->_> Away! fow evewything >_> is OwO seaw'd ÚwÚ and donye -:33 That >_> ewse weans on x3 th' ÚwÚ affaiw. >_> Pway xDD you >_< make ^.^ haste. -Exeunt Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and xDD Guiwdenstewn] -^.^ And, England, >_> if x3 my wuv xDD thou ;;w;; howd'st uWu at ^w^ aught,- -;;w;; As x3 my great powew thereof OwO may UwU give uWu thee sense, -Since yet >w< thy cicatrice :33 wooks >w< waw ÚwÚ and red ->w< Aftew x3 the OwO Danyish uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwee OwO awe -UwU Pays UwU homage to :3 us,- xDD thou uWu mayst nyot coldly uWu set -Our suvweign pwocess, which imports uWu at >_> fuww, -^-^ By x3 wettews congwuing to :3 that xDD effect, -uWu The xDD pwesent :33 death of x3 Hamwet. Do :33 it, x3 Engwand; -For ^.^ wike x3 the hectic uWu in x3 my :3 bwood ^.^ he ^w^ wages, -xDD And xDD thou ^w^ must >w< cuwe x3 me. Tiww UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis :33 donye, -Howe'er x3 my ÚwÚ haps, x3 my joys :3 wewe ^w^ nye'ew xDD begun. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -Scene :33 IV. -Near OwO Ewsinyowe. - -Entew Fortinbras with :33 his :33 Awmy uvw x3 the stage. - -Fow. ^w^ Go, xDD Captain, from ;;w;; me x3 gweet x3 the OwO Danyish king. -Teww ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ by :33 his x3 wicense Fortinbras -Cwaves x3 the :33 conveyance of :3 a pwomis'd :33 mawch -Over :33 his >_> kingdom. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the >w< wendezvous. ->_> if :3 that :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ^.^ wouwd ^.^ aught with us, -We UwU shaww express UwU ouw >_> duty uWu in :33 his >_< eye; -xDD And wet ^.^ him ^.^ knyow :3 so. -uWu Capt. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. -Fow. Go softly :3 on. -Exeunt [all >_> but x3 the :3 Captain]. - -Entew Hamlet, Wosencwantz, ^w^ [Guiwdenstewn,] ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -xDD Ham. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, x3 whose ÚwÚ powews OwO awe xDD these? -uWu Capt. ^-^ They OwO awe of x3 Nyowway, sir. -xDD Ham. How ;;w;; puwpos'd, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray you? -uWu Capt. ^w^ Against x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ Powand. -xDD Ham. Who ;;w;; commands ÚwÚ them, UwU siw? -uWu Capt. uWu The nephew to ;;w;; owd x3 Nyowway, Fowtinbwas. -xDD Ham. x3 Goes >w< it OwO against x3 the :33 main of uWu Powand, ^w^ siw, -:33 Ow fow x3 some frontier? -uWu Capt. Truly to :3 speak, ÚwÚ and with nyo addition, -We OwO go to ^.^ gain :3 a xDD wittwe patch of x3 gwound -:33 That hath uWu in >w< it nyo pwofit >_> but x3 the nyame. -;;w;; To x3 pay five OwO ducats, ÚwÚ five, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; fawm uWu it; -x3 Nyow xDD wiww >w< it yield to ^w^ Nyowway ow x3 the uWu Powe -^-^ A >_> wankew rate, >_> shouwd >w< it be sold uWu in fee. -xDD Ham. Why, xDD then x3 the xDD Powack >_< nyevew xDD wiww ;;w;; defend :3 it. -uWu Capt. Yes, >w< it >_> is xDD awweady >_> gawwison'd. -xDD Ham. Two thousand >w< souws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; ducats -Will nyot debate x3 the ;;w;; question of ÚwÚ this stwaw. -This >_> is x3 th' imposthume of much weawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peace, -:33 That inward bweaks, ÚwÚ and >_< shows nyo cause ^-^ without -Why x3 the x3 man dies.- UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank UwU you, sir. -uWu Capt. ^w^ God ^-^ b' ÚwÚ wi' UwU you, sir. ^-^ [Exit.] -Wos. Will't uWu pwease xDD you x3 go, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. I'll be with xDD you stwaight. Go :3 a xDD wittwe befowe. -UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ Hamwet.] -How aww ÚwÚ occasions UwU do infowm OwO against ;;w;; me -xDD And ^w^ spuw x3 my dull wevenge! >_> What >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, -;;w;; If :33 his uWu chief ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and xDD mawket of :33 his time -^w^ Be >_> but to :33 sweep ÚwÚ and feed? ^-^ A ^.^ beast, nyo more. -Sure ^.^ he :3 that UwU made >_> us with xDD such large discouwse, -^w^ Wooking >w< befowe ÚwÚ and after, uWu gave >_> us nyot -:33 That xDD capabiwity ÚwÚ and godlike reason -;;w;; To x3 fust uWu in >_> us x3 unyus'd. >_> Nyow, >w< whethew >w< it be -Bestial >_> obwivion, ow x3 some ^.^ cwaven :33 scwupwe -Of uWu thinking ^w^ too ^-^ pwecisewy on x3 th' xDD event,- -^-^ A xDD thought ^w^ which, quarter'd, hath >_> but one ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ wisdom -xDD And OwO evew >w< thwee parts >_< cowawd,- UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow -Why yet UwU I ^w^ wive to >_> say 'This ^w^ thing's to OwO do,' -Sith UwU I uWu have >_< cause, ÚwÚ and :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and means -;;w;; To >_< do't. Examples gwoss >_< as ^.^ eawth exhowt x3 me. -Witness ÚwÚ this ^.^ awmy of xDD such :3 mass ÚwÚ and charge, -UwU Wed ^.^ by :3 a xDD dewicate ÚwÚ and xDD tendew >_< pwince, ->_< Whose ^-^ spiwit, with divine ^-^ ambition xDD puff'd, -:3 Makes mouths uWu at x3 the invisible uWu event, -ÚwÚ Exposing >_> what >_> is >w< mowtaw ÚwÚ and unsuwe -;;w;; To aww :3 that fowtunye, UwU death, ÚwÚ and danger x3 dawe, -Even fow >w< an :3 eggsheww. xDD Wightwy to be great -Is nyot to stir ^-^ without great :33 awgument, -OwO But OwO gweatwy to find ^-^ quawwew uWu in :3 a >w< stwaw -x3 When x3 honyouw's uWu at x3 the >_< stake. How stand UwU I >w< then, -:33 That uWu have :3 a >w< fathew >_< kwww'd, :3 a mothew :33 stain'd, -:33 Excitements of x3 my reason ÚwÚ and x3 my bwood, -xDD And wet aww sweep, OwO whiwe to x3 my ^-^ shame UwU I >_> see -uWu The imminyent :33 death of ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; men -:33 That fow :3 a fantasy ÚwÚ and twick of fame -Go to uWu theiw gwaves ^.^ wike :3 beds, >w< fight fow :3 a :3 pwot -Wheweon x3 the xDD nyumbews ;;w;; cannyot >_> twy x3 the >_< cause, ->_< Which >_> is nyot tomb enough ÚwÚ and continyent -;;w;; To hide x3 the slain? >_< O, from ÚwÚ this time ^-^ fowth, -OwO My >_< thoughts be x3 bwoody, ow be >_< nyothing :33 wowth! ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -Scene V. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew uWu Howatio, :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman. - -ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak with her. ->_> Gent. :33 She >_> is importunate, ÚwÚ indeed x3 distwact. -:3 Hew ^w^ mood xDD wiww >_< nyeeds be >_> pitied. -ÚwÚ Queen. >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she have? ->_> Gent. :33 She xDD speaks much of her father; ;;w;; says ^.^ she x3 heaws ->_> Thewe's tricks :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hems, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beats her heawt; -:33 Spuwns enviously uWu at straws; xDD speaks ^.^ things uWu in doubt, -:33 That carry >_> but half ÚwÚ sense. :3 Hew ÚwÚ speech >_> is uWu nyothing, -ÚwÚ Yet x3 the >_< unshaped use of >w< it xDD doth move -uWu The ÚwÚ heawews to cowwection; ;;w;; they aim uWu at :33 it, -xDD And x3 botch x3 the wowds x3 up ;;w;; fit to uWu theiw UwU own thoughts; ->_< Which, >_< as her winks ÚwÚ and uWu nyods ÚwÚ and >_< gestuwes yield ÚwÚ them, -:33 Indeed ^.^ wouwd >_< make one think there ^w^ might be ^-^ thought, -;;w;; Though >_< nyothing x3 suwe, yet much unhappily. ->_< How. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good ^.^ she :3 wewe >w< spoken x3 with; fow ^.^ she OwO may strew -^w^ Dangewous conjectures uWu in :33 iww-bweeding UwU minds. -ÚwÚ Queen. Let her come ^.^ in. -;;w;; [Exit >_> Gentweman.] -:3 [Aside] ;;w;; To x3 my >w< sick :3 souw >_< (as xDD sin's true ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD is) -x3 Each uWu toy ;;w;; seems Prologue to x3 some great ;;w;; amiss. -^w^ So full of :33 awtwess ^.^ jeawousy >_> is guilt -^.^ It spills itsewf uWu in feawing to be spiwt. - -Entew x3 Ophewia distracted. - -:33 Oph. Whewe >_> is x3 the beauteous ;;w;; Majesty of Denmawk? -ÚwÚ Queen. How now, :3 Ophewia? -:33 Oph. uWu (sings) -How >_> shouwd UwU I x3 youw :3 twue-wuv ^.^ knyow -Fwom anyothew onye? -^-^ By :33 his :33 cockwe ;;w;; bat uWu and' uWu staff -xDD And :33 his sandal shoon. - -ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 sweet UwU wady, >_> what imports ÚwÚ this ;;w;; song? -:33 Oph. x3 Say you? Nyay, pray >_> You >w< mawk. - -(Sings) >w< He >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, UwU wady, ->w< He >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and xDD gonye; -At :33 his >_> head :3 a grass-green tuwf, -At :33 his heels :3 a uWu stonye. - ->_< O, ho! -ÚwÚ Queen. Nyay, >_> but Ophewia- -:33 Oph. >_> Pway xDD you >w< mawk. - -(Sings) ^-^ White :33 his shroud >_< as x3 the OwO mountain snow- - -Entew ;;w;; King. - -ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Awas, wook UwU hewe, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -:33 Oph. (Sings) -Wawded aww with x3 sweet >_> fwowews; ->_< Which ^w^ bewept to x3 the :3 gwave uWu did nyot OwO go -With :3 twue-wuv UwU showews. - -;;w;; King. How UwU do UwU you, OwO pwetty x3 wady? -:33 Oph. xDD Weww, ^w^ God ;;w;; diwd you! ^-^ They >_> say x3 the owl UwU was :3 a >w< bakew's >w< daughtew. -Wowd, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ we awe, >_> but ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ we OwO may >w< be. ^w^ God be uWu at -x3 youw tabwe! -;;w;; King. Conceit ;;w;; upon her :33 fathew. -:33 Oph. >_> Pway >_> wet's uWu have nyo wowds of >_< this; >_> but when ;;w;; they >_< ask, xDD you >_> what ->w< it >_< means, >_> say xDD you :33 this: - -(Sings) >_< To-mowwow >_> is Saint UwU Vawentinye's ^-^ day, -All uWu in x3 the mownying bedtime, -xDD And UwU I :3 a >_< maid uWu at x3 youw >_< window, -;;w;; To be x3 youw x3 Vawentinye. - -UwU Then x3 up ^.^ he wose ÚwÚ and donn'd :33 his ^-^ cwo'es -xDD And >_> dupp'd x3 the x3 chambew door, -Let uWu in x3 the ;;w;; maid, :3 that x3 out :3 a >_< maid -xDD Nyevew ^.^ depawted more. - -;;w;; King. x3 Pwetty Ophewia! -:33 Oph. >w< Indeed, la, ^-^ without >w< an ;;w;; oath, I'll >_< make >w< an >w< end x3 on't! - -OwO [Sings] ^-^ By :33 Gis ÚwÚ and ^.^ by Saint Charity, -xDD Awack, ÚwÚ and fie fow x3 shame! -Young ;;w;; men xDD wiww do't >_> if ;;w;; they come uWu to't -^-^ By Cock, ;;w;; they OwO awe to blame. - -Quoth uWu she, :3 'Befowe xDD you >_> tumbwed uWu me, ->_> You pwomis'd ;;w;; me to x3 wed.' - ->w< He answers: - -x3 'So ^.^ wouwd UwU I >_> 'a' :33 donye, ^.^ by yonder sun, -^-^ An xDD thou >w< hadst nyot come to x3 my bed.' - -;;w;; King. How ^-^ wong hath ^.^ she :33 been >_< thus? -:33 Oph. UwU I UwU hope aww xDD wiww be well. We ^w^ must be UwU patient; >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot -choose >_> but xDD weep to think ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu way ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' UwU cowd :33 gwound. -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew UwU shaww ^.^ knyow of uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good -:3 counsew. ^.^ Come, x3 my ÚwÚ coach! ^-^ Good night, wadies. ^-^ Good night, x3 sweet -wadies. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. uWu Exit -;;w;; King. Follow her close; UwU give her ÚwÚ good >w< watch, UwU I pray OwO you. -;;w;; [Exit Horatio.] ->_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the x3 poison of >_> deep gwief; >w< it springs -All from her father's death. x3 O >_> Gewtwude, >_> Gewtwude, -x3 When ^w^ sowwows come, ;;w;; they come nyot :3 singwe ÚwÚ spies. -OwO But uWu in battalions! ^.^ Fiwst, her >w< fathew slain; -uWu Nyext, uWu Youw >_< son >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU most :3 viowent ÚwÚ authow -Of :33 his UwU own >w< just :3 wemuv; x3 the OwO peopwe muddied, -^-^ Thick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ and ^.^ unwhowesome uWu in uWu theiw >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and :3 whispews -For ÚwÚ good >_< Powonyius' UwU death, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu have donye >_> but greenly -^w^ In huggew-muggew to >_> intew him; OwO Poow x3 Ophewia ->_< Divided from herself ÚwÚ and her fair-judgment, -Without x3 the which ^.^ we OwO awe :3 Pictuwes ow mere ÚwÚ beasts; -ÚwÚ Wast, ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD such xDD containying >_< as aww OwO these, -:3 Hew ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is uWu in secret come from Fwance; -xDD And wants nyot buzzews to ÚwÚ infect :33 his ear ->_< Feeds on :33 his OwO wondew, uWu keep, >_< himsewf uWu in >_> cwouds, -With pestilent uWu speeches of :33 his father's UwU death, -^-^ Whewein necessity, of ;;w;; mattew :3 beggaw'd, -Will >_< nyothing OwO stick Our ÚwÚ pewson to arraign -^w^ In ear ÚwÚ and :3 eaw. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw >_> Gewtwude, uWu this, -Wike to :3 a uWu muwd'wing >_< piece, uWu in UwU many pwaces -Give, ;;w;; me supewfwuous death. ^-^ A noise x3 within. -ÚwÚ Queen. xDD Awack, >_> what noise >_> is :3 this? -;;w;; King. Whewe OwO awe x3 my uWu Switzews? Let them xDD guawd x3 the UwU doow. - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - ->_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:33 Mess. :3 Save >_< Youwsewf, x3 my wowd: -uWu The ;;w;; ocean, overpeering of :33 his wist, -UwU Eats nyot x3 the >w< fwats with ^.^ mowe ;;w;; impetuous ^.^ haste -Than Young Waewtes, uWu in :3 a riotous head, -^.^ O'ewbeaws uWu Youw x3 offices. uWu The rabble caww ^.^ him wowd; -^.^ And, >_< as x3 the wowwd :3 wewe nyow >_> but to :3 begin, -:33 Antiquity >w< fowgot, ;;w;; custom nyot ^-^ knyown, -uWu The ^.^ watifiews ÚwÚ and x3 pwops of every word, -^-^ They cwy >w< 'Choose ^-^ we! Waewtes UwU shaww be ÚwÚ king!' -UwU Caps, ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and tongues appwaud >w< it to x3 the >_> cwouds, -^.^ 'Waewtes UwU shaww be x3 king! Waewtes ÚwÚ king!' -^-^ A noise x3 within. -ÚwÚ Queen. How cheerfully on x3 the UwU fawse trail ;;w;; they cwy! ->_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is countew, xDD you UwU fawse OwO Danyish x3 dogs! -;;w;; King. uWu The x3 doows OwO awe >_< bwoke. - -Entew Waewtes with ÚwÚ othews. - -Waew. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ king?- uWu Siws, staid xDD you aww uWu without. -All. :3 Nyo, >_> wet's come :3 in! -Waew. UwU I pray xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. -All. We :33 wiww, ^.^ we will! -Waew. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. ^w^ Keep x3 the UwU doow. UwU [Exeunt :33 his Fowwowews.] -x3 O xDD thou ^-^ viwe OwO king, -Give ;;w;; me x3 my ;;w;; fathew! -ÚwÚ Queen. Calmly, ÚwÚ good x3 Waewtes. -Waew. :33 That >_< dwop of :3 bwood ^w^ that's ÚwÚ cawm proclaims ;;w;; me bastawd; ->w< Cwies cuckold to x3 my father; >_> bwands x3 the hawwot -Even OwO hewe ^-^ between x3 the >w< chaste unsmiwched ^w^ bwows -Of x3 my true x3 mothew. -;;w;; King. >_> What >_> is x3 the >_< cause, Waewtes, -:33 That >w< thy ;;w;; webewwion :33 wooks UwU so x3 giantwike? -Let ^.^ him x3 go, x3 Gewtwude. Do nyot feaw UwU ouw person. ->_> Thewe's xDD such >w< divinyity xDD doth ^-^ hedge :3 a x3 king -:33 That UwU tweason ^.^ can >_> but xDD peep to >_> what >w< it :3 wouwd, -uWu Acts xDD wittwe of :33 his :33 wiww. Teww uWu me, Waewtes, -Why xDD thou awt OwO thus :3 incens'd. Let ^.^ him x3 go, x3 Gewtwude. -ÚwÚ Speak, man. -Waew. Whewe >_> is x3 my father? -;;w;; King. ^.^ Dead. -ÚwÚ Queen. OwO But nyot ^.^ by x3 him! -;;w;; King. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; demand :33 his x3 fiww. -Waew. How ^-^ came ^.^ he dead? I'll nyot be >_< juggwed with: -;;w;; To >_> heww, ^-^ awwegiance! ^w^ vows, to x3 the bwackest ^.^ deviw -;;w;; Conscience ÚwÚ and gwace, to x3 the :3 pwofoundest pit! -UwU I dawe xDD damnyation. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this :33 point UwU I x3 stand, -:33 That both x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I UwU give to >_> nyegwigence, -Let come >_> what ;;w;; comes; >w< onwy I'll be ^w^ weveng'd -:3 Most throughly fow x3 my :33 fathew. -;;w;; King. Who UwU shaww xDD stay you? -Waew. OwO My :33 wiww, nyot aww x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! -xDD And fow x3 my >_< means, I'll :33 husband them UwU so weww -^-^ They UwU shaww OwO go uWu faw with ^.^ wittwe. -;;w;; King. ^-^ Good Waewtes, -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow x3 the cewtainty -Of x3 youw uWu deaw father's UwU death, :3 is't ^-^ wwit uWu in uWu Youw xDD wevenge -:33 That >_> swoopstake xDD you xDD wiww dwaw both :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and x3 foe, -:33 Winnyew ÚwÚ and >w< wosew? -Waew. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but :33 his enemies. -;;w;; King. Will xDD you ^.^ knyow them ^w^ then? -Waew. ;;w;; To :33 his ÚwÚ good ^w^ fwiends OwO thus uWu wide I'll ^w^ ope x3 my :3 awms -^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu kind life-rend'ring uWu pewican, -^.^ Wepast them with x3 my blood. -;;w;; King. Why, nyow >_> You speak -Wike :3 a ÚwÚ good chiwd ÚwÚ and :3 a true :3 gentweman. -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; guiwtwess of x3 youw father's UwU death, -xDD And ^w^ am UwU most ^-^ sensibwy uWu in grief fow :33 it, -^.^ It UwU shaww >_< as ^w^ wevew to x3 youw ^w^ judgment xDD piewce -;;w;; As day does to x3 youw :33 eye. -^-^ A noise within: ^w^ 'Wet her come in.' -Waew. How ^.^ nyow? >_> What noise >_> is ^-^ that? - -Entew UwU Ophewia. - -x3 O ^.^ heat, xDD dwy x3 up x3 my OwO bwains! Tears ÚwÚ seven times ^-^ sawt -Burn x3 out x3 the sense ÚwÚ and viwtue of >_< minye OwO eye! -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< thy ^-^ madnyess UwU shaww be paid ^.^ by >_> weight -Tiww UwU ouw scale turn x3 the ;;w;; beam. x3 O wose of May! ->_< Deaw ;;w;; maid, uWu kind ^-^ sistew, x3 sweet Ophewia! -x3 O OwO heavens! :3 is't OwO possibwe :3 a xDD young maid's :33 wits -Should be >_< as >w< mowtaw >_< as >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 man's :33 wife? -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_> is OwO finye uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe UwU 'tis uWu finye, -^.^ It OwO sends x3 some >_< pwecious uWu instance of itsewf ->w< Aftew x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it :3 wuvs. - -:33 Oph. uWu (sings) -^-^ They bore ^.^ him UwU bawefac'd on x3 the bier -OwO (Hey uWu nyon :3 nyony, :3 nyony, >_> hey nyony) -xDD And uWu in :33 his :3 gwave ^w^ wain'd UwU many :3 a >_> teaw. - ->w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my dove! -Waew. UwU Hadst xDD thou >w< thy UwU wits, ÚwÚ and :33 didst :33 pewsuade UwU wevenge, -^.^ It couwd nyot move OwO thus. -:33 Oph. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ sing x3 'A-down ^.^ a-down, ÚwÚ and xDD you caww ^.^ him :3 a-down-a.' >_< O, ->w< how x3 the wheew x3 becomes :3 it! ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU fawse x3 stewawd, :3 that OwO stowe :33 his -xDD mastew's >w< daughtew. -Waew. This >w< nyothing's ^.^ mowe than :3 mattew. -:33 Oph. >_> Thewe's ^.^ wosemawy, ^w^ that's fow :3 wemembwance. >_> Pway UwU you, xDD wuv, -^.^ wemembew. xDD And there >_> is ;;w;; pansies, ^w^ that's fow >w< thoughts. -Waew. ^-^ A x3 document uWu in madness! Thoughts ÚwÚ and wemembwance ;;w;; fitted. -:33 Oph. >_> Thewe's >w< fennyew fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cowumbinyes. >_> Thewe's rue fow UwU you, -ÚwÚ and hewe's x3 some fow x3 me. We OwO may caww >w< it OwO hewb of xDD gwace ^.^ o' :33 Sundays. ->_< O, xDD you ^w^ must ^-^ weaw x3 youw rue with :3 a >_< diffewence! >_> Thewe's :3 a OwO daisy. UwU I -^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD you x3 some :33 viowets, >_> but ;;w;; they :33 withew'd aww when x3 my >w< fathew -ÚwÚ died. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO end. - -OwO [Sings] For ^w^ bonny x3 sweet Wobin >_> is aww x3 my ^-^ joy. - -Waew. ;;w;; Thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ affwiction, ^-^ passion, heww itself, -:33 She tuwns to ^.^ favouw ÚwÚ and to prettiness. -:33 Oph. uWu (sings) -xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ he nyot come ^w^ again? -xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ he nyot come ^w^ again? -:3 Nyo, no, ^.^ he >_> is UwU dead; -Go to >w< thy ^.^ deathbed; ->w< He >_< nyevew xDD wiww come ;;w;; again. - -ÚwÚ His ^w^ beawd UwU was >_< as ^-^ white >_< as ;;w;; snyow, -All OwO fwaxen UwU was :33 his :3 poww. ->w< He >_> is >w< gonye, ^.^ he >_> is >w< gonye, -xDD And ^.^ we ;;w;; cast OwO away ^w^ moan. -^w^ God ;;w;; 'a'mewcy on :33 his souw! - -xDD And of aww Christian souws, UwU I pray >_< God. ^w^ God ^-^ b' >w< wi', OwO you. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Waew. Do xDD you >_> see uWu this, x3 O ;;w;; God? -;;w;; King. Waewtes, UwU I ^w^ must commune with x3 youw gwief, -:33 Ow xDD you UwU deny ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wight. Go >_> but >_< apawt, -^-^ Make UwU choice of ÚwÚ whom x3 youw :33 wisest ^w^ fwiends xDD you :33 wiww, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww hear ÚwÚ and OwO judge 'twixt xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 me. -;;w;; If ^.^ by direct ow ^.^ by cowwatewaw uWu hand -^-^ They find >_> us ^-^ touch'd, ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU ouw ^w^ kingdom give, -Our :3 cwown, UwU ouw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ we caww >_> ouws, -;;w;; To xDD you uWu in satisfaction; >_> but >_> if >_> nyot, -^w^ Be xDD you :3 content to xDD wend x3 youw uWu patience to us, -xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww jointly labour with x3 youw :3 souw -;;w;; To UwU give >w< it >_< due OwO content. -Waew. Let ÚwÚ this be :3 so. -ÚwÚ His means of UwU death, :33 his uWu obscuwe uWu funyewaw- -No ÚwÚ twophy, uWu swowd, nor ^w^ hatchment ^-^ o'ew :33 his xDD bonyes, -No x3 nyobwe ^-^ wite nor formal :33 ostentation,- -Cwy to be ^-^ heawd, >_< as >w< 'twewe from heaven to earth, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ caww't uWu in x3 question. -;;w;; King. ^w^ So xDD you :3 shaww; -xDD And :3 whewe x3 th' offence >_> is wet x3 the great axe UwU faww. -UwU I pray xDD you OwO go with x3 me. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -Scene uWu VI. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew ÚwÚ Howatio with >w< an :33 Attendant. - ->_< How. >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that ^.^ wouwd speak with me? -^.^ Sewvant. UwU Seafawing men, sir. ^-^ They >_> say ;;w;; they uWu have x3 wettews fow OwO you. ->_< How. Let them come ^.^ in. -;;w;; [Exit :33 Attendant.] -UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow from >_> what ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the wowwd -UwU I >_> shouwd be gweeted, >_> if nyot from Lord x3 Hamwet. - -Entew ^w^ Saiwows. - -Sailor. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess UwU you, sir. ->_< How. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; bwess uWu thee UwU too. -Sailor. >_> 'A UwU shaww, ^w^ siw, UwU an't uWu pwease ^.^ him. >_> Thewe's :3 a >_> wettew fow UwU you, -:33 siw,- >w< it x3 comes from x3 th' ambassador :3 that UwU was bound fow Engwand- >_> if -x3 youw xDD nyame be uWu Howatio, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am wet to ^.^ knyow >w< it >w< is. ->_< How. uWu (weads x3 the letter) 'Howatio, when xDD thou shalt uWu have ^-^ uvwwook'd -uWu this, UwU give these ^w^ fewwows x3 some means to x3 the ;;w;; King. ^-^ They uWu have -x3 wettews fow ^.^ him. Ere ^.^ we :3 wewe >w< two OwO days ;;w;; owd uWu at :33 sea, :3 a pirate of -xDD vewy warlike ;;w;; appointment uWu gave >_> us ^w^ chase. Finding ouwsewves ^w^ too -slow of sail, ^.^ we put on :3 a compelled uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the uWu gwappwe UwU I -boawded OwO them. On x3 the x3 instant ;;w;; they ^w^ got ^-^ cweaw of UwU ouw >_< ship; UwU so UwU I -awonye ÚwÚ became uWu theiw ^w^ pwisonyew. ^-^ They uWu have ^w^ deawt with ;;w;; me ^.^ wike thieves -of ÚwÚ mewcy; >_> but ;;w;; they UwU knyew >_> what ;;w;; they UwU did: UwU I ^w^ am to UwU do :3 a ÚwÚ good turn fow -OwO them. Let x3 the ^w^ King uWu have x3 the x3 wettews UwU I uWu have ;;w;; sent, ÚwÚ and repair xDD thou -to ;;w;; me with >_< as much ^w^ speed >_< as xDD thou wouldst fwy death. UwU I uWu have wowds -to speak uWu in ^.^ thinye ear xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee ^-^ dumb; yet OwO awe ;;w;; they much ^w^ too ->w< wight fow x3 the bore of x3 the :3 mattew. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ good ^w^ fewwows xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing -uWu thee :3 whewe UwU I am. Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn howd uWu theiw course -fow ^w^ Engwand. Of them UwU I uWu have much to tell thee. uWu Faweweww. -^-^ 'He :3 that xDD thou knowest xDD thinye, x3 HAMWET.' - -^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you uWu way fow these x3 youw letters, -xDD And do't x3 the speediew :3 that xDD you OwO may direct ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ^.^ him from ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ bwought OwO them. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -Scene ^-^ VII. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 Waewtes. - -;;w;; King. Now ^w^ must x3 youw >_> conscience x3 my acquittance ÚwÚ seaw, -xDD And >_> You ^w^ must put ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw >_< heawt fow fwiend, -Sith xDD you uWu have ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a x3 knyowing eaw, -:33 That ^.^ he which hath x3 youw x3 nyobwe >w< fathew :3 swain -x3 Puwsued x3 my life. -Waew. ^.^ It weww :3 appeaws. OwO But tell ;;w;; me -Why xDD you >_< pwoceeded nyot OwO against these ^w^ feats -^w^ So UwU cwimefuw ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< capitaw uWu in nyatuwe, -;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 youw safety, wisdom, aww ^.^ things else, ->_> You UwU mainwy :3 wewe stirr'd :33 up. -;;w;; King. >_< O, fow >w< two >_> speciaw ^w^ weasons, ->_< Which OwO may to UwU you, :3 pewhaps, seein much :3 unsinyew'd, -OwO But yet to ;;w;; me ;;w;; they OwO awe strong. uWu The xDD Queen :33 his mothew -Wives almost ^.^ by :33 his looks; ÚwÚ and fow >_< mysewf,- -OwO My viwtue ow x3 my :3 pwague, be >w< it xDD eithew ^.^ which,- ->_> She's UwU so ^w^ conjunctive to x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and :3 souw -^.^ That, >_< as x3 the :33 staw moves nyot >_> but uWu in :33 his OwO sphewe, -UwU I couwd nyot >_> but ^.^ by her. uWu The othew motive -Why to :3 a public ;;w;; count UwU I ^w^ might nyot OwO go -Is x3 the great wuv x3 the general >_> gendew UwU beaw :3 him, -UwU Who, uWu dipping aww :33 his :33 fauwts uWu in uWu theiw :33 affection, -Wouwd, ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ spwing :3 that tuwnyeth uWu wood to OwO stonye, -Convewt :33 his ;;w;; gives to graces; UwU so :3 that x3 my awwows, -Too swightwy OwO timbew'd fow UwU so ÚwÚ woud :3 a ;;w;; wind, -Wouwd uWu have OwO wevewted to x3 my bow OwO again, -xDD And nyot :3 whewe UwU I xDD had OwO aim'd OwO them. -Waew. xDD And UwU so uWu have UwU I :3 a x3 nyobwe >w< fathew ^.^ wost; -^-^ A :3 sistew driven x3 into desp'wate ^w^ tewms, ->_< Whose ^.^ wowth, >_> if pwaises OwO may OwO go back OwO again, -^w^ Stood ;;w;; chawwengew on ^-^ mount of aww x3 the age -For her :33 pewfections. OwO But x3 my xDD wevenge xDD wiww x3 come. -;;w;; King. ^.^ Bweak nyot x3 youw sweeps fow x3 that. >_> You ^w^ must nyot think -:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe UwU made of ^w^ stuff UwU so flat ÚwÚ and dull -:33 That ^.^ we ^.^ can wet UwU ouw ^w^ beawd be >_> shook with uWu dangew, -xDD And think >w< it ÚwÚ pastime. >_> You x3 showtwy UwU shaww hear more. -UwU I :3 wov'd x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we wuv x3 ouwsewf, -xDD And :3 that, UwU I hope, xDD wiww >_< teach xDD you to imagine- - -Entew :3 a Messenger with letters. - -How ^.^ nyow? >_> What nyews? -:33 Mess. >w< Wettews, x3 my uWu wowd, from >_< Hamwet: -This to x3 youw :3 Majesty; ÚwÚ this to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -;;w;; King. Fwom >_> Hamwet? Who ^.^ bwought them? -:33 Mess. Saiwows, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they say; UwU I saw them not. -^-^ They :3 wewe UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by ^w^ Cwaudio; ^.^ he weceiv'd them -Of ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ bwought OwO them. -;;w;; King. Waewtes, xDD you UwU shaww hear OwO them. -Weave >_> us. -uWu Exit Messengew. -^.^ [Weads]'High ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Mighty,-You UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am uWu set nyaked on x3 youw ->_> kingdom. >_< To-mowwow UwU shaww UwU I ÚwÚ beg OwO weave to >_> see x3 youw >_> kingwy eyes; -when UwU I UwU shaww (first asking x3 youw UwU pawdon thereunto) ^w^ wecount x3 the -;;w;; occasion of x3 my ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stwange wetuwn. -:33 'HAMWET.' ->_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? ^w^ Awe aww x3 the xDD west come back? -:33 Ow >_> is >w< it x3 some ^.^ abuse, ÚwÚ and nyo xDD such ;;w;; thing? -Waew. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the hand? -;;w;; King. 'Tis Hamlet's character. 'Naked!' -xDD And uWu in :3 a uWu postscwipt UwU hewe, ^.^ he ;;w;; says ÚwÚ 'awonye.' -UwU Can xDD you ;;w;; advise me? -Waew. UwU I ^w^ am wost uWu in :33 it, x3 my OwO wowd. OwO But wet ^.^ him >w< come! -^.^ It xDD wawms x3 the xDD vewy sicknyess uWu in x3 my >_< heawt -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him to :33 his teeth, -;;w;; 'Thus :3 didest ^w^ thou.' -;;w;; King. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, Waewtes -xDD (As >w< how >_> shouwd >w< it be so? >w< how OwO othewwise?), -Will xDD you be wuw'd ^.^ by me? -Waew. uWu Ay x3 my uWu wowd, -^w^ So xDD you xDD wiww nyot o'ewwuwe ;;w;; me to :3 a peace. -;;w;; King. ;;w;; To ^.^ thinye UwU own peace. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyow wetuwn'd -;;w;; As xDD checking uWu at :33 his >_> voyage, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he means -No ^.^ mowe to undewtake :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ wowk ^.^ him -;;w;; To ^.^ expwoit nyow ripe uWu in x3 my >_< device, -;;w;; Undew x3 the which ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot choose >_> but uWu faww; -xDD And fow :33 his :33 death nyo wind -OwO But even :33 his mothew UwU shaww :3 unchawge x3 the pwactice -xDD And caww >w< it ^w^ accident. -Waew. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww be wuw'd; -uWu The UwU wathew, >_> if xDD you couwd >w< devise >w< it UwU so -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might be x3 the owgan. -;;w;; King. ^.^ It ^w^ fawws ÚwÚ wight. ->_> You uWu have :33 been ^w^ tawk'd of xDD since x3 youw travel ÚwÚ much, -xDD And :3 that uWu in Hamlet's UwU heawing, fow :3 a ;;w;; quawity -^-^ Whewein ;;w;; they >_> say xDD you shinye, uWu Youw sun of parts -Did nyot togethew pluck xDD such :3 envy from ^.^ him -;;w;; As uWu did :3 that onye; ÚwÚ and :3 that, uWu in x3 my regard, -Of x3 the UwU unwowthiest siege. -Waew. >_> What ÚwÚ pawt >_> is :3 that, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; King. ^-^ A xDD vewy riband uWu in x3 the cap of OwO youth- -ÚwÚ Yet needfull :3 too; fow :33 youth nyo less x3 becomes -uWu The >w< wight ÚwÚ and xDD cawewess :33 wivewy :3 that >w< it ^-^ weaws -Thin ^-^ settwed age :33 his >w< sabwes ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ weeds, -Importing ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and OwO gwavenyess. Two ^w^ months xDD since -:3 Hewe UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :33 Nyowmandy. -UwU I uWu have :3 seen myself, ÚwÚ and sewv'd >w< against, x3 the Fwench, -xDD And ;;w;; they ^.^ can weww on howseback; >_> but ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant -xDD Had uWu witchcwaft ÚwÚ in't. >w< He ^-^ gwew >w< unto :33 his >w< seat, -xDD And to xDD such wondwous xDD doing ^.^ bwought :33 his UwU howse -;;w;; As xDD had ^.^ he :33 been incowps'd ÚwÚ and demi-nyatuw'd -With x3 the >_< bwave beast. ^w^ So uWu faw ^.^ he :3 topp'd x3 my xDD thought -:33 That I, uWu in fowgewy of >w< shapes ÚwÚ and twicks, -:3 Come showt of >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ did. -Waew. ^-^ A ^w^ Nyowman uWu was't? -;;w;; King. ^-^ A Norman. -Waew. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, ^w^ Wamound. -;;w;; King. uWu The xDD vewy :33 same. -Waew. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. >w< He >_> is x3 the broach ÚwÚ indeed -xDD And :33 gem of aww x3 the nyation. -;;w;; King. >w< He UwU made >_> confession of uWu you; -xDD And uWu gave xDD you xDD such :3 a masterly wepowt -For awt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ exewcise uWu in x3 youw ^w^ defence, -xDD And fow x3 youw rapier UwU most especiawwy, -:33 That ^.^ he cried x3 out ^w^ 'twouwd be :3 a ^.^ sight ÚwÚ indeed -;;w;; If one couwd >_< match OwO you. uWu The scwimews of uWu theiw nation ->w< He >w< swowe xDD had :3 nyeithew >w< motion, guawd, nor >_< eye, -;;w;; If xDD you x3 oppos'd OwO them. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this wepowt of :33 his -Did ;;w;; Hamwet UwU so envenyom with :33 his :3 envy -:33 That ^.^ he couwd >_< nyothing UwU do >_> but ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg -uWu Youw ^.^ sudden xDD coming ^-^ o'ew to :33 pway with OwO you. ->_> Nyow, x3 out of OwO this- -Waew. >_> What x3 out of uWu this, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; King. Waewtes, UwU was x3 youw >w< fathew uWu deaw to you? -:33 Ow OwO awe xDD you ^.^ wike x3 the OwO painting of :3 a >_> sowwow, -^-^ A OwO face ^-^ without :3 a heawt,' -Waew. Why ^w^ ask xDD you :3 this? -;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I think xDD you uWu did nyot wuv x3 youw father; -OwO But :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow wuv >_> is ÚwÚ begun ^.^ by time, -xDD And :3 that UwU I see, uWu in >w< passages of uWu pwoof, -^-^ Time ;;w;; quawifies x3 the spawk ÚwÚ and fire of :3 it. ->_> Thewe ;;w;; wives within x3 the xDD vewy fwame of wuv -^-^ A uWu kind of >_> wick ow ;;w;; snyuff :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ abate uWu it; -xDD And >_< nyothing >_> is uWu at :3 a ^.^ wike xDD goodnyess stiww; -For ^-^ goodnyess, >_< gwowing to :3 a >_> pwuwisy, -^-^ Dies uWu in :33 his UwU own too-much. :33 That ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd UwU do, -We >_> shouwd UwU do when ^.^ we >w< wouwd; fow ÚwÚ this 'wouwd' changes, -xDD And hath UwU abatements ÚwÚ and delays >_< as UwU many -;;w;; As there OwO awe tongues, OwO awe ^.^ hands, OwO awe ^.^ accidents; -xDD And xDD then ÚwÚ this 'shouwd' >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a spendthwift uWu sigh, -:33 That OwO huwts ^.^ by easing. OwO But to x3 the ^w^ quick ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ uwcew! -;;w;; Hamwet x3 comes back. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you undewtake -;;w;; To x3 show >_> youwsewf x3 youw father's >_< son uWu in ^.^ deed -uWu Mowe than uWu in xDD wowds? -Waew. ;;w;; To :3 cut :33 his ^w^ thwoat :33 i' x3 th' chuwch! -;;w;; King. No :33 pwace ÚwÚ indeed >_> shouwd muwthew sanctuarize; -xDD Wevenge >_> shouwd uWu have nyo UwU bounds. But, ÚwÚ good Waewtes, -Will xDD you UwU do :3 this? ^w^ Keep ^-^ cwose within x3 youw ^.^ chambew. -Will wetuwn'd UwU shaww ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe come >_> home. -^-^ We'ww put on UwU those UwU shaww praise x3 youw excewwence -xDD And uWu set :3 a :3 doubwe ^w^ vawnyish on x3 the fame -uWu The OwO Fwenchman uWu gave uWu you; ;;w;; bwing xDD you uWu in OwO finye togethew -xDD And wagew on x3 youw :33 heads. ^-^ He, ^.^ being wemiss, -:3 Most x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and fwee from aww >_< contwiving, -Will nyot OwO pewuse x3 the uWu foiws; UwU so :3 that with uWu ease, -:33 Ow with :3 a xDD wittwe >_< shuffwing, xDD you OwO may choose -^-^ A xDD swowd ^.^ unbated, x3 and, uWu in :3 a pass of ^-^ pwactice, -Requite ^.^ him fow x3 youw :33 fathew. -Waew. UwU I xDD wiww do't! -xDD And fow :3 that OwO puwpose I'll :33 anyoint x3 my ^-^ swowd. -UwU I xDD bought >w< an >_< unction of :3 a >_< mountebank, -^w^ So >w< mowtaw :3 that, >_> but ^.^ dip :3 a knyife uWu in :33 it, -Whewe >w< it ÚwÚ dwaws :3 bwood nyo cataplasm UwU so wawe, -Cowwected from aww :33 simpwes :3 that uWu have viwtue -;;w;; Undew x3 the ;;w;; moon, ^.^ can :3 save x3 the ^.^ thing from :33 death -This >_> is >_> but UwU scwatch'd uWu withaw. I'll :33 touch x3 my :33 point -With ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ contagion, :3 that, >_> if UwU I ^.^ gaww ^.^ him slightly, -^.^ It OwO may be death. -;;w;; King. :3 Wet's further think of uWu this, -OwO Weigh >_> what convenience both of time ÚwÚ and means -^-^ May ;;w;; fit >_> us to UwU ouw UwU shape. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd ^.^ faww, -xDD And :3 that UwU ouw dwift wook ^w^ thwough UwU ouw :33 bad performance. -uWu 'Twewe xDD bettew nyot ;;w;; assay'd. Therefore ÚwÚ this UwU pwoject -Should uWu have :3 a back ow xDD second, :3 that ^w^ might howd -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this uWu did bwast uWu in :33 pwoof. ;;w;; Soft! wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. -^-^ We'ww >_< make :3 a solemn wagew on x3 youw ^-^ cunnyings- -UwU I UwU ha't! -x3 When uWu in x3 youw >_> motion xDD you OwO awe :3 hot ÚwÚ and dry- -;;w;; As >_< make x3 youw OwO bouts ^.^ mowe :3 viowent to :3 that end- -xDD And :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws fow dwink, I'll uWu have pwepaw'd ^.^ him -^-^ A uWu chawice fow x3 the OwO nyonce; wheweon >_> but sipping, -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ by chance escape x3 youw ;;w;; venyom'd stuck, -Our OwO puwpose OwO may howd ^-^ thewe.- OwO But ;;w;; stay, >_> what noise, - -Entew ÚwÚ Queen. - -How now, x3 sweet xDD queen? -ÚwÚ Queen. x3 Onye woe xDD doth ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon another's ;;w;; heew, -^w^ So ÚwÚ fast ;;w;; they x3 fowwow. uWu Youw OwO sistew's dwown'd, x3 Waewtes. -Waew. UwU Dwown'd! >_< O, whewe? -ÚwÚ Queen. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a wiwwow gwows xDD aswant :3 a ÚwÚ bwook, -:33 That >_< shows :33 his ÚwÚ hoaw >w< weaves uWu in x3 the :3 gwassy :3 stweam. ->_> Thewe with ^.^ fantastic gawwands uWu did ^.^ she come -Of cwowfwowews, >w< nyettwes, x3 daisies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong puwpwes, -:33 That xDD wibewaw xDD shephewds UwU give :3 a gwossew :33 nyame, -OwO But UwU ouw UwU cowd ^w^ maids UwU do >_< dead men's x3 fingews caww OwO them. ->_> Thewe on x3 the ;;w;; pendant ^-^ boughs her >_< cowonyet UwU weeds -^.^ Cwamb'wing to uWu hang, >w< an envious >_> swivew ;;w;; bwoke, -x3 When down her :33 weedy >_< twophies ÚwÚ and herself -Feww uWu in x3 the weeping :33 bwook. :3 Hew x3 cwothes ;;w;; spwead uWu wide -^.^ And, mermaid-like, ^-^ awhiwe ;;w;; they bore her xDD up; ->_< Which time ^.^ she ^.^ chaunted ^.^ snyatches of ;;w;; owd >w< tunyes, -;;w;; As one OwO incapabwe of her UwU own UwU distwess, -:33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a creature OwO nyative ÚwÚ and :33 indued -uWu Unto :3 that >_> ewement; >_> but ^-^ wong >w< it couwd nyot be -Tiww :3 that her garments, x3 heavy with uWu theiw dwink, -Puww'd x3 the poor uWu wwetch from her melodious uWu way -;;w;; To >_> muddy death. -Waew. ÚwÚ Awas, xDD then ^.^ she >_> is dwown'd? -ÚwÚ Queen. ^w^ Dwown'd, dwown'd. -Waew. Too much of UwU watew x3 hast UwU thou, poor :33 Ophewia, -xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU I UwU fowbid x3 my teaws; >_> but yet -^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw :3 twick; ÚwÚ nyatuwe her ;;w;; custom ^-^ howds, -Let ^-^ shame >_> say >_> what >w< it :33 wiww. x3 When these OwO awe >w< gonye, -uWu The OwO woman xDD wiww be OwO out. :3 Adieu, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ speech of ^w^ fiwe, :3 that >_> fain ^.^ wouwd bwaze -OwO But :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< fowwy ^.^ douts :3 it. ÚwÚ Exit. -;;w;; King. :3 Wet's follow, x3 Gewtwude. -How much UwU I xDD had to UwU do to ÚwÚ cawm :33 his xDD wage UwU I -Now feaw UwU I ÚwÚ this xDD wiww UwU give >w< it start again; -Therefore >_> wet's x3 fowwow. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A x3 chuwchyawd. - -Entew >w< two x3 Cwowns, ^w^ [with OwO spades ÚwÚ and pickaxes]. - -OwO Cwown. Is ^.^ she to be buried uWu in Christian >w< buwiaw when ^.^ she uWu wiwfuwwy ->_> seeks her UwU own salvation? ->w< Othew. UwU I tell uWu thee ^.^ she is; >_< thewefowe >_< make her :3 gwave stwaight. -uWu The x3 cwownyew hath ÚwÚ sate on hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds >w< it Christian OwO buwiaw. -OwO Cwown. How ^.^ can :3 that be, ^w^ unwess ^.^ she >w< dwown'd herself uWu in her UwU own -xDD defence? ->w< Othew. Why, UwU 'tis >_> found :3 so. -OwO Cwown. ^.^ It ^w^ must be :3 se OwO offendendo; >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be ewse. For OwO hewe wies -x3 the OwO point: >_> if UwU I x3 dwown mysewf wittingly, >w< it ÚwÚ awgues >w< an ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and >w< an -;;w;; act hath >w< thwee bwanches-it >_> is to ;;w;; act, to UwU do, ÚwÚ and to perform; -uWu awgaw, ^.^ she >w< dwown'd herself >_> wittingwy. ->w< Othew. Nyay, >_> but hear UwU you, Goodman Dewvew! -OwO Cwown. Give ;;w;; me >_< weave. :3 Hewe wies x3 the water; UwU good. :3 Hewe >w< stands x3 the -xDD man; UwU good. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 man OwO go to ÚwÚ this UwU watew ÚwÚ and x3 dwown himsewf, >w< it ;;w;; is, -xDD wiww ^.^ he >_> nyiww xDD he, ^.^ he ^-^ goes- mark xDD you x3 that. OwO But >_> if x3 the UwU watew come to -^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 dwown :3 him, ^.^ he dwowns nyot himself. Argal, ^.^ he :3 that >_> is nyot -guiwty of :33 his UwU own :33 death ^.^ showtens nyot :33 his UwU own life. ->w< Othew. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; waw? -OwO Cwown. Ay, marry, >_< is't- ^-^ cwownyew's ^w^ quest law. ->w< Othew. Will xDD you UwU ha' x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; an't? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD had nyot :33 been :3 a -gentwewoman, ^.^ she >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been buried x3 out ^.^ o' Christian OwO buwiaw. -OwO Cwown. Why, there xDD thou >w< say'st! xDD And x3 the ^.^ mowe pity :3 that great ^w^ fowk ->_> shouwd uWu have :33 count'nyance uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd to x3 dwown ow ^w^ hang x3 themsewves -^.^ mowe than uWu theiw OwO even-Chwisten. ^.^ Come, x3 my ÚwÚ spade! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo -UwU ancient gentlemen >_> but :33 gawd'nyews, x3 ditchews, ÚwÚ and gwave-makews. ^-^ They -howd x3 up :3 Adam's :33 pwofession. ->w< Othew. Was ^.^ he :3 a gentleman? -OwO Cwown. >_> 'A UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew bore arms. ->w< Othew. Why, ^.^ he xDD had none. -OwO Cwown. What, awt :3 a uWu heathen? How dost xDD thou understand x3 the Scripture? -uWu The Scripture ;;w;; says Adam uWu digg'd. Could ^.^ he dig ^-^ without >_> awms? I'll -put anyothew ;;w;; question to thee. ;;w;; If xDD thou :3 answewest ;;w;; me nyot to x3 the -xDD puwpose, x3 confess thysewf- ->w< Othew. Go ÚwÚ to! -OwO Cwown. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he :3 that UwU buiwds stronger than xDD eithew x3 the ^.^ mason, x3 the -ÚwÚ shipwwight, ow x3 the cawpentew? ->w< Othew. uWu The :3 gawwows-makew; fow :3 that fwame outlives :3 a thousand -tenyants. -OwO Cwown. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< thy wit weww, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. uWu The >_< gawwows does well. -OwO But >w< how does >w< it ^.^ weww? ^.^ It does weww to UwU those :3 that UwU do ill. >_> Nyow, -xDD thou dost :33 iww to >_> say x3 the >_< gawwows >_> is buiwt stronger than x3 the -:3 chuwch. Argal, x3 the >_< gawwows OwO may UwU do weww to thee. uWu To't OwO again, >w< come! ->w< Othew. Who UwU buiwds stronger than :3 a ^.^ mason, :3 a ÚwÚ shipwwight, ow :3 a -cawpentew? -OwO Cwown. Ay, tell ;;w;; me :3 that, ÚwÚ and :33 unyoke. ->w< Othew. OwO Mawwy, nyow UwU I ^.^ can ^-^ teww! -OwO Cwown. ÚwÚ To't. ->w< Othew. Mass, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. - -Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Howatio afaw off. - -OwO Cwown. Cudgew >w< thy brains nyo ^.^ mowe about :33 it, fow x3 youw dull >w< ass xDD wiww -nyot mend :33 his >_> pace with xDD beating; ÚwÚ and when xDD you OwO awe >w< ask'd ÚwÚ this -;;w;; question next, >_> say xDD 'a :33 gwave-makew.' uWu The xDD houses ^.^ he x3 makes lasts ->w< tiww OwO doomsday. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee to Yaughan; :3 fetch ;;w;; me :3 a stoup of -^.^ wiquow. -;;w;; [Exit ^w^ Second Cwown.] - -UwU [Cwown xDD digs uWu and] UwU sings. - -^w^ In :33 youth when UwU I uWu did xDD wuv, uWu did xDD wuv, -:33 Methought >w< it UwU was xDD vewy sweet; -;;w;; To ^-^ contwact- >w< O- x3 the time fow- :3 a- x3 my behove, ->_< O, >_> methought >_> thewe- :3 a- UwU was >_< nyothing- :3 a- ^.^ meet. - -xDD Ham. x3 Has ÚwÚ this fewwow nyo :33 feewing of :33 his business, :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ sings uWu at -grave-making? ->_< How. x3 Custom hath UwU made >w< it uWu in ^.^ him :3 a Pwopewty of :3 easinyess. -xDD Ham. 'Tis ^w^ e'en :3 so. uWu The uWu hand of xDD wittwe >w< empwoyment hath x3 the ^-^ daintiew -ÚwÚ sense. -OwO Cwown. uWu (sings) -OwO But age with :33 his stealing steps ->_< Hath x3 cwawed ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his cwutch, -xDD And hath shipped ;;w;; me >_> intiw x3 the land, -;;w;; As >_> if UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew :33 been xDD such. -[Throws x3 up :3 a skuww.] - -xDD Ham. :33 That OwO skuww xDD had :3 a >_> tongue uWu in :33 it, ÚwÚ and couwd ^.^ sing OwO once. How x3 the -x3 knyave ^.^ jowws >w< it to x3 the ground,as >_> if >w< 'twewe >w< Cain's jawbone, :3 that -uWu did x3 the xDD fiwst murther! This ^w^ might be x3 the OwO pate of :3 a >_> Powitician, -which ÚwÚ this >w< ass nyow x3 o'ewweaches; one :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ ciwcumvent :33 God, -^w^ might >w< it ^w^ nyot? ->_< How. ^.^ It xDD might, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. :33 Ow of :3 a couwtiew, which couwd >_> say x3 'Good morrow, x3 sweet ^.^ wowd! -How dost UwU thou, ÚwÚ good wowd?' This ^w^ might be x3 my Lord UwU Such-a-onye, :3 that -UwU pwais'd x3 my Lord Such-a-one's UwU howse when ^.^ he meant to ÚwÚ beg OwO it- ^w^ might ->w< it ^w^ nyot? ->_< How. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Why, ^w^ e'en so! ÚwÚ and nyow x3 my xDD Wady Wowm's, chapwess, ÚwÚ and knyock'd -about x3 the mazzawd with :3 a sexton's spade. >_> Hewe's OwO finye ÚwÚ wevowution, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD had x3 the twick to ;;w;; see't. Did these bones >_> cost nyo ^.^ mowe x3 the -xDD bweeding >_> but to :33 pway uWu at ^-^ woggets with OwO 'em? Mine ache to think -^.^ on't. -OwO Cwown. (Sings) -^-^ A pickaxe ÚwÚ and :3 a spade, :3 a spade, -For ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO shwouding >_< sheet; ->_< O, :3 a x3 Pit of clay fow to be UwU made -For xDD such :3 a uWu guest >_> is ^.^ meet. -Thwows x3 up :33 [anyothew >_< skuww]. - -xDD Ham. >_> Thewe's anyothew. Why OwO may nyot :3 that be x3 the OwO skuww of :3 a >_> wawyew? -Whewe be :33 his UwU quiddits now, :33 his quiwwets, :33 his ;;w;; cases, :33 his tenures, -ÚwÚ and :33 his twicks? Why does ^.^ he suffew ÚwÚ this wude x3 knyave nyow to :3 knyock -^.^ him about x3 the ÚwÚ sconce with :3 a dirty :3 shuvw, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot tell ^.^ him -of :33 his uWu action of battery? :3 Hum! This fewwow ^w^ might be in's time :3 a -great :3 buyew of land, with :33 his xDD statutes, :33 his uWu wecognyizances, :33 his ->_< finyes, :33 his :3 doubwe >w< vouchews, :33 his wecuvwies. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO finye of -:33 his >_< finyes, ÚwÚ and x3 the wecuvwy of :33 his ^.^ wecuvwies, to uWu have :33 his OwO finye -OwO pate full of OwO finye uWu diwt? Will :33 his OwO vouchews ÚwÚ vouch ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe of -:33 his ;;w;; puwchases, ÚwÚ and :3 doubwe ^-^ onyes :3 too, than x3 the :33 wength ÚwÚ and bweadth -of :3 a :33 paiw of >_> indentuwes? uWu The xDD vewy conveyances of :33 his ^-^ wands xDD wiww -uWu scawcewy >_< wie uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 box; ÚwÚ and ^w^ must x3 th' >w< inhewitow >_< himsewf uWu have nyo ->_> mowe, ^.^ ha? ->_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a jot >_> mowe, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. Is nyot pawchment UwU made of uWu sheepskins? ->_< How. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD And of UwU cawveskins UwU too. -xDD Ham. ^-^ They OwO awe sheep ÚwÚ and :33 cawves which >_> seek x3 out assurance uWu in x3 that. UwU I -xDD wiww speak to ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. >_< Whose grave's uWu this, ÚwÚ siwwah? -OwO Cwown. Minye, sir. - -OwO [Sings] >_< O, :3 a pit of clay fow to be UwU made -For xDD such :3 a uWu guest >_> is ^.^ meet. - -xDD Ham. UwU I think >w< it be ^.^ thinye :33 indeed, fow xDD thou wiest ÚwÚ in't. -OwO Cwown. >_> You >_< wie x3 out on't, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU 'tis nyot x3 youws. -For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I UwU do nyot >_< wie OwO in't, yet >w< it >_> is ^w^ minye. -xDD Ham. ^.^ Thou dost >_< wie OwO in't, to be OwO in't ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. 'Tis fow -x3 the >_< dead, nyot fow x3 the :3 quick; >_< thewefowe xDD thou liest. -OwO Cwown. 'Tis :3 a ^w^ quick wie, siw; 'twill OwO away again from ;;w;; me to OwO you. -xDD Ham. >_> What x3 man dost xDD thou dig >w< it for? -OwO Cwown. For nyo ^w^ man, sir. -xDD Ham. >_> What OwO woman ^w^ then? -OwO Cwown. For >_< nyonye >_> nyeithew. -xDD Ham. Who >_> is to be buried in't? -OwO Cwown. x3 Onye :3 that UwU was :3 a ^w^ woman, siw; but, xDD west her x3 souw, ^w^ she's uWu dead. -xDD Ham. How ^w^ absowute x3 the x3 knyave x3 is! We ^w^ must speak ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; cawd, ow -^.^ equivocation xDD wiww undo >_> us. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, uWu Howatio, ÚwÚ this >w< thwee years -UwU I uWu have :33 taken ^-^ nyote of :33 it, x3 the age >_> is grown UwU so xDD picked :3 that x3 the toe -of x3 the peasant x3 comes UwU so nyeaw x3 the OwO heew of x3 the couwtiew ^.^ he ÚwÚ gawws -:33 his OwO kibe.- How ^-^ wong x3 hast xDD thou :33 been :3 a OwO gwave-makew? -OwO Cwown. Of aww x3 the OwO days :33 i' x3 th' >w< yeaw, UwU I ^-^ came uWu to't :3 that day :3 that UwU ouw ->w< wast x3 king ;;w;; Hamwet overcame Fowtinbwas. -xDD Ham. How ^-^ wong >_> is :3 that :33 since? -OwO Cwown. UwU Cannyot xDD you tell ^-^ that? Evewy >w< foow ^.^ can tell x3 that. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the -xDD vewy day :3 that xDD young ;;w;; Hamwet UwU was bown- ^.^ he :3 that >_> is mad, ÚwÚ and sent -x3 into ^w^ Engwand. -xDD Ham. Ay, marry, >w< why UwU was be sent x3 into Engwand? -OwO Cwown. Why, uWu because xDD 'a UwU was >_> mad. >_> 'A UwU shaww OwO wecuvw :33 his :33 wits uWu thewe; -or, >_> if xDD 'a UwU do >_> nyot, UwU 'tis nyo great ;;w;; mattew :33 thewe. -xDD Ham. xDD Why? -OwO Cwown. 'Twiww nyot ^.^ he :3 seen uWu in ^.^ him :33 thewe. >_> Thewe x3 the ;;w;; men OwO awe >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as -he. -xDD Ham. How ^-^ came ^.^ he uWu mad? -OwO Cwown. Very OwO stwangewy, ;;w;; they :3 say. -xDD Ham. How stwangewy? -OwO Cwown. Faith, ^w^ e'en with losing :33 his wits. -xDD Ham. >_> Upon >_> what ground? -OwO Cwown. Why, OwO hewe uWu in Denmark. UwU I uWu have :33 been >_> sexton UwU hewe, x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; boy -;;w;; thiwty years. -xDD Ham. How ^-^ wong xDD wiww :3 a x3 man >_< wie :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ eawth ere ^.^ he rot? -OwO Cwown. Faith, >_> if xDD 'a be nyot wotten >w< befowe xDD 'a ^-^ die >_< (as ^.^ we uWu have UwU many -pocky :33 cowses now-a-days :3 that xDD wiww scawce howd x3 the >w< waying x3 in, UwU I -xDD wiww >w< wast xDD you x3 some eight xDD yeaw ow >w< nyinye year. ^-^ A :3 tannyew xDD wiww >w< wast -xDD you >w< nyinye year. -xDD Ham. Why ^.^ he ^.^ mowe than anyothew? -OwO Cwown. Why, ^w^ siw, :33 his hide >_> is UwU so ;;w;; tann'd with :33 his OwO twade :3 that xDD 'a xDD wiww ->_< keep x3 out UwU watew :3 a great while; ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU watew >_> is :3 a ^w^ sowe decayer of -x3 youw UwU whoweson >_< dead body. >_> Hewe's :3 a OwO skuww now. This OwO skuww hath lien -xDD you :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ eawth thwee-and-twenty years. -xDD Ham. >_< Whose UwU was :33 it? -OwO Cwown. ^-^ A whoweson, ^-^ mad fellow's >w< it uWu was. >_< Whose UwU do xDD you think >w< it was? -xDD Ham. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -OwO Cwown. ^-^ A uWu pestiwence on ^.^ him fow :3 a ^-^ mad UwU wogue! >_> 'A :3 pouw'd :3 a :33 fwagon of -Whenyish on x3 my >_> head OwO once. This same >w< skuww, ^w^ siw, UwU was Yowick's ->w< skuww, x3 the >_< King's ^w^ jestew. -xDD Ham. This? -OwO Cwown. E'en x3 that. -xDD Ham. Let ;;w;; me ^-^ see. OwO [Takes x3 the skuww.] ÚwÚ Awas, poor >w< Yowick! UwU I UwU knyew :3 him, -ÚwÚ Howatio. ^-^ A fewwow of :3 infinyite ^.^ jest, of UwU most :3 excewwent OwO fancy. >w< He -hath :3 bownye ;;w;; me on :33 his back :3 a thousand >_> tunyes. xDD And nyow >w< how ;;w;; abhowwed -uWu in x3 my xDD imaginyation >w< it x3 is! OwO My xDD gowge wises uWu at :3 it. :3 Hewe UwU hung UwU those -lips :3 that UwU I uWu have >w< kiss'd UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how oft. Whewe be x3 youw x3 gibes -^.^ nyow? x3 youw ^-^ gambows? x3 youw UwU songs? x3 youw flashes of ^.^ mewwiment :3 that -:3 wewe UwU wont to uWu set x3 the tabwe on :3 a >_< woaw? ÚwÚ Nyot one now, to ÚwÚ mock x3 youw -UwU own ÚwÚ gwinnying? >_< Quite >w< chap- xDD faww'n? Now get xDD you to x3 my >_> wady's -chamber, ÚwÚ and tell hew, wet her OwO paint >w< an ÚwÚ inch thick, to ÚwÚ this -^.^ favouw ^.^ she ^w^ must x3 come. ^-^ Make her laugh uWu at x3 that. Prithee, uWu Howatio, -tell ;;w;; me one >_> thing. ->_< How. x3 What's :3 that, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD Ham. uWu Dost xDD thou think x3 Awexandew >_> wook'd ^.^ o' ÚwÚ this fashion :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eawth? ->_< How. E'en :3 so. -xDD Ham. xDD And >_< smewt so? OwO Pah! -;;w;; [Puts down x3 the skuww.] ->_< How. E'en >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ;;w;; To >_> what UwU base x3 uses ^.^ we OwO may wetuwn, Horatio! Why OwO may nyot -xDD imaginyation trace x3 the x3 nyobwe x3 dust of x3 Awexandew >w< tiww ^.^ he find >w< it -xDD stopping :3 a ÚwÚ bunghowe? ->_< How. uWu 'Twewe to OwO considew ^w^ too curiously, to OwO considew :3 so. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, nyot :3 a xDD jot; >_> but to ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him uWu thithew with ÚwÚ modesty -UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and likelihood to lead uWu it; >_< as thus: x3 Awexandew died, -x3 Awexandew UwU was >_> buwied, x3 Awexandew ^-^ wetuwnyeth x3 into dust; x3 the x3 dust >_> is -^w^ eawth; of ^.^ eawth ^.^ we >_< make OwO woam; ÚwÚ and >w< why of :3 that >_< woam ;;w;; (wheweto ^.^ he -UwU was >_< convewted) ^w^ might ;;w;; they nyot ÚwÚ stop :3 a xDD beew >w< bawwew? -Impewious ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_< dead ÚwÚ and >_> tuwn'd to ^-^ cway, -^.^ Might ÚwÚ stop :3 a x3 howe to >_< keep x3 the wind xDD away. ->_< O, :3 that :3 that ^.^ eawth which :33 kept x3 the wowwd uWu in OwO awe -Should patch :3 a waww t' expew x3 the winter's >_< fwaw! -OwO But xDD soft! >_> but xDD soft! aside! :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD King- - -Entew [pwiests x3 with] :3 a UwU coffin :33 [in ;;w;; funyewaw procession], OwO King, -:3 Queen, Waewtes, with Lords :3 attendant.] - -uWu The :3 Queen, x3 the ÚwÚ couwtiews. Who >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they follow? -xDD And with xDD such ^.^ maimed rites? This xDD doth betoken -uWu The cowse ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow uWu did with desp'wate uWu hand -Fordo >w< it UwU own life. >_< 'Twas of x3 some estate. ->_< Couch ^.^ we awhiwe, ÚwÚ and >w< mawk. -ÚwÚ [Wetiwes with Horatio.] -Waew. >_> What ceremony else? -xDD Ham. :33 That >_> is Waewtes, -^-^ A xDD vewy x3 nyobwe >_< youth. ;;w;; Mawk. -Waew. >_> What ceremony else? -Pwiest. :3 Hew :3 obsequies uWu have :33 been >_< as uWu faw >_< enwawg'd -;;w;; As ^.^ we uWu have OwO wawwanty. :3 Hew :33 death UwU was xDD doubtfuw; -^.^ And, >_> but :3 that great ÚwÚ command UwU o'ewsways x3 the order, -:33 She >_> shouwd uWu in x3 gwound xDD unsanctified uWu have ^w^ wodg'd -Tiww x3 the >w< wast twumpet. For x3 chawitabwe pwayews, -Shards, ÚwÚ fwints, ÚwÚ and xDD pebbwes >_> shouwd be :33 thwown on her. -ÚwÚ Yet OwO hewe ^.^ she >_> is UwU awwow'd her ;;w;; viwgin >w< cwants, -:3 Hew >_< maiden >w< stwewments, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 bwinging ^.^ home -Of beww ÚwÚ and OwO buwiaw. -Waew. :3 Must there nyo ^.^ mowe be done? -Pwiest. No ^.^ mowe be ^-^ donye. -We >_> shouwd uWu pwofanye x3 the OwO sewvice of x3 the >_< dead -;;w;; To ^.^ sing :3 a requiem ÚwÚ and xDD such xDD west to her -;;w;; As to :33 peace-pawted souws. -Waew. Way her :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ eawth; -xDD And from her >w< faiw ÚwÚ and OwO unpowwuted >w< fwesh -^-^ May violets >w< spwing! UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, churlish ;;w;; pwiest, -^-^ A x3 minyist'wing ÚwÚ angew UwU shaww x3 my :3 sistew be -x3 When xDD thou wiest ^.^ howwing. -xDD Ham. What, x3 the >w< faiw :3 Ophewia? -ÚwÚ Queen. ^-^ Sweets to x3 the :33 sweet! uWu Faweweww. -[Scattews >w< fwowews.] -UwU I ^w^ hop'd xDD thou shouwdst uWu have :33 been x3 my Hamlet's :33 wife; -UwU I xDD thought >w< thy bwide-bed to uWu have ^-^ deck'd, x3 sweet ;;w;; maid, -xDD And nyot uWu have UwU stwew'd >w< thy x3 gwave. -Waew. >_< O, >w< twebwe woe -Fall ;;w;; ten times >w< twebwe on :3 that uWu cuwsed >_> head ->_< Whose wicked ^.^ deed >w< thy UwU most >w< ingenyious sense -x3 Depwiv'd uWu thee :33 of! :33 Howd x3 off x3 the ^.^ eawth awhiwe, -Tiww UwU I uWu have caught her >_> once ^.^ mowe uWu in >_< minye arms. -;;w;; Weaps uWu in x3 the x3 gwave. -Now ^.^ piwe x3 youw x3 dust ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and >_< dead -Tiww of ÚwÚ this flat :3 a OwO mountain xDD you uWu have UwU made -;;w;; T' o'ewtop ;;w;; owd ;;w;; Pewion ow x3 the :3 skyish >_> head -Of blue Olympus. -xDD Ham. ;;w;; [comes forward] >_> What >_> is ^.^ he x3 whose grief -:33 Beaws xDD such >w< an emphasis? x3 whose phrase of sorrow -OwO Conjuwes x3 the >w< wand'wing ÚwÚ staws, ÚwÚ and x3 makes them stand -Wike wonder-wounded OwO heawews? This >_> is I, -;;w;; Hamwet x3 the x3 Danye. ÚwÚ [Weaps uWu in ÚwÚ aftew x3 Waewtes. -Waew. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take >w< thy souw! -[Grapples with ;;w;; him]. -xDD Ham. ^.^ Thou ^.^ pway'st nyot well. -UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take >w< thy x3 fingews from x3 my throat; -For, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am nyot spwenyitive ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wash, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I uWu in ;;w;; me ^-^ something UwU dangewous, ->_< Which wet >w< thy ^.^ wisdom ;;w;; feaw. :33 Howd x3 off >w< thy xDD hand! -;;w;; King. Pluck ^w^ thein ^w^ asundew. -ÚwÚ Queen. Hamlet, ^-^ Hamwet! -All. ^.^ Gentwemen! ->_< How. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ÚwÚ quiet. -;;w;; [The ^-^ Attendants ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they come x3 out of x3 the -^w^ gwave.] -xDD Ham. Why, UwU I xDD wiww >w< fight with ^.^ him ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :33 theme -Untiw x3 my >_> eyewids xDD wiww nyo longer xDD wag. -ÚwÚ Queen. x3 O x3 my x3 son, >_> what theme? -xDD Ham. UwU I :3 wov'd UwU Ophewia. UwU Fowty thousand bwothews -Could nyot uWu (with aww uWu theiw ;;w;; quantity of :3 wuv) -^-^ Make x3 up x3 my UwU sum. >_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do fow OwO hew? -;;w;; King. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is mad, x3 Waewtes. -ÚwÚ Queen. For wuv of :33 God, ÚwÚ fowbeaw x3 him! -xDD Ham. uWu 'Swounds, x3 show ;;w;; me >_> what x3 thou't xDD do. -:3 Woo't ^w^ weep? :33 woo't :33 fight? :33 woo't fast? :33 woo't teaw thyself? -:3 Woo't ÚwÚ dwink x3 up ;;w;; esiww? eat :3 a crocodile? -I'll >_< do't. uWu Dost xDD thou come OwO hewe to whinye? -;;w;; To outface ;;w;; me with >_> weaping uWu in her gwave? -^w^ Be buried ^w^ quick with hew, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. -xDD And >_> if xDD thou prate of >_< mountains, wet them ^-^ thwow -xDD Miwwions of acres on us, >w< tiww UwU ouw ground, ->w< Singeing :33 his OwO pate OwO against x3 the ^.^ buwnying zonye, -^-^ Make >_< Ossa ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wawt! Nyay, >w< an thou'lt uWu mouth, -I'll rant >_< as weww >_< as thou. -ÚwÚ Queen. This >_> is mere xDD madnyess; -xDD And OwO thus :3 a OwO whiwe x3 the ;;w;; fit xDD wiww ^.^ wowk on ^.^ him. -;;w;; Anyon, >_< as patient >_< as x3 the >_< femawe ^-^ duv -x3 When :3 that her golden xDD coupwets OwO awe disclos'd, -ÚwÚ His :3 siwence xDD wiww sit ÚwÚ dwooping. -xDD Ham. >w< Heaw UwU you, sir! ->_> What >_> is x3 the reason :3 that xDD you use ;;w;; me >_< thus? -UwU I :3 wov'd xDD you ever. OwO But >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. -Let Hercules >_< himsewf UwU do >_> what ^.^ he may, -uWu The :33 cat xDD wiww mew, ÚwÚ and dog xDD wiww uWu have :33 his x3 day. -ÚwÚ Exit. -;;w;; King. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, wait ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ Howatio. -:33 [To ÚwÚ Waewtes] ^w^ Stwengthen x3 youw uWu patience uWu in UwU ouw >w< wast night's :33 speech. -^-^ We'ww put x3 the ;;w;; mattew to x3 the xDD pwesent UwU push.- -^-^ Good >_> Gewtwude, uWu set x3 some ;;w;; watch uvw x3 youw ^w^ son.- -This :3 gwave UwU shaww uWu have :3 a UwU wiving uWu monyument. -^-^ An >_> houw of :33 quiet x3 showtwy UwU shaww ^.^ we see; -Tiww xDD then uWu in uWu patience UwU ouw proceeding >w< be. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Ewsinyowe. ^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the UwU Castwe. - -Entew ;;w;; Hamwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Howatio. - -xDD Ham. ^w^ So much fow uWu this, siw; nyow UwU shaww xDD you >_> see x3 the :3 othew. ->_> You UwU do remember aww x3 the ^.^ ciwcumstance? ->_< How. ÚwÚ Wemembew :33 it, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, uWu in x3 my >_< heawt there UwU was :3 a uWu kind of fighting -:33 That ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ;;w;; me OwO sweep. :33 Methought UwU I uWu way -Wowse than x3 the mutinies uWu in x3 the bilboes. Washwy- -xDD And UwU pwais'd be ÚwÚ washnyess fow uWu it; wet >_> us knyow, -Our indiscwetion ÚwÚ sometime sewves >_> us weww -x3 When UwU ouw >_> deep plots UwU do pall; ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> shouwd :3 weawn >_> us ->_> Thewe's :3 a >w< divinyity :3 that >w< shapes UwU ouw >w< ends, -xDD Wough-hew them >w< how ^.^ we ;;w;; wiww- ->_< How. :33 That >_> is UwU most cewtain. -xDD Ham. Up from x3 my ^.^ cabin, -OwO My :33 sea-gown ^.^ scawf'd about uWu me, uWu in x3 the dark -^-^ Gwop'd UwU I to find x3 out OwO them; xDD had x3 my >_> desiwe, -Finger'd uWu theiw packet, ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO finye withdrew -;;w;; To >_< minye UwU own >_> woom again; x3 making UwU so bold -(My OwO feaws fowgetting mannyews) to >w< unseaw -^-^ Theiw grand UwU commission; :3 whewe UwU I >_> found, ÚwÚ Howatio -UwU (O royal >w< knyavewy!), >w< an exact >_> command, -Wawded with UwU many sevewaw sorts of ^w^ weasons, -Importing ;;w;; Denmawk's :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and Engwand's :3 too, ->w< With, >w< hoo! xDD such uWu bugs ÚwÚ and gobwins uWu in x3 my life- -^.^ That, on x3 the supervise, nyo leisure ^w^ bated, -:3 Nyo, nyot to xDD stay x3 the finding of x3 the axe, -OwO My >_> head >_> shouwd be >w< stwuck off. ->_< How. ^-^ Is't possible? -xDD Ham. >_> Hewe's x3 the UwU commission; ^w^ wead >w< it uWu at ^.^ mowe xDD weisuwe. -OwO But wiwt xDD thou UwU beaw ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I uWu did :33 pwoceed? ->_< How. UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. -xDD Ham. uWu Being OwO thus :33 benyetted ;;w;; wound with xDD viwwanyies, -:33 Ow UwU I couwd >_< make :3 a uWu pwowogue to x3 my uWu bwains, -^-^ They xDD had ÚwÚ begun x3 the play. UwU I sat ;;w;; me down; -^-^ Devis'd :3 a x3 nyew UwU commission; wwote >w< it >_< faiw. -UwU I >_> once uWu did howd :33 it, >_< as UwU ouw :3 statists UwU do, -^-^ A baseness to >w< wwite faiw, ÚwÚ and labour'd much -How to x3 fowget :3 that >_< weawnying; but, ^w^ siw, nyow -^.^ It uWu did ;;w;; me x3 yeoman's service. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ^.^ knyow -xDD Th' ^w^ effect of >_> what UwU I wwote? ->_< How. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ^-^ An xDD eawnyest conjuwation from x3 the OwO King, -;;w;; As England UwU was :33 his faithfuw twibutawy, -;;w;; As wuv ^-^ between them ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ pawm ^w^ might flourish, -;;w;; As uWu peace >_> shouwd still her :33 wheaten gawwand ^-^ weaw -xDD And stand :3 a comma >_> 'tween uWu theiw ÚwÚ amities, -xDD And UwU many >_< such-wike :3 as's of great charge, -^.^ That, on x3 the x3 view ÚwÚ and x3 knyowing of these contents, -Without x3 debatement further, ^.^ mowe ow UwU wess, ->w< He >_> shouwd x3 the xDD beawews put to ^.^ sudden UwU death, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< shwiving time :3 awwow'd. ->_< How. How UwU was ÚwÚ this seal'd? -xDD Ham. Why, even uWu in :3 that UwU was heaven :3 owdinyant. -UwU I xDD had x3 my father's ^-^ signyet uWu in x3 my puwse, -which UwU was x3 the :33 modew of :3 that OwO Danyish seal; -Folded x3 the ^-^ wwit x3 up uWu in x3 the >_< fowm of x3 th' ÚwÚ othew, ->w< Subscwib'd :33 it, OwO gave't x3 th' impression, pwac'd >w< it *sweats* safewy, -uWu The ^w^ changewing >_< nyevew knyown. >_> Nyow, x3 the :3 nyext day -Was UwU ouw >_< sea-fight; ÚwÚ and >_> what to ÚwÚ this UwU was sequent -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st >_< awweady. ->_< How. ^w^ So ^-^ Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and Rosencrantz OwO go to't. -xDD Ham. Why, ^w^ man, ;;w;; they uWu did >_< make wuv to ÚwÚ this ^.^ empwoyment! -^-^ They OwO awe nyot nyeaw x3 my ^w^ conscience; uWu theiw :3 defeat -ÚwÚ Does ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU own insinyuation ^w^ gwow. -'Tis uWu dangewous when x3 the baser ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 comes -Between x3 the pass ÚwÚ and UwU feww uWu incensed x3 points -Of ^-^ mighty opposites. ->_< How. Why, >_> what :3 a x3 king >_> is x3 this! -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Does >w< it >_> nyot, >_> thinks't ÚwÚ thee, stand ;;w;; me nyow uWu upon- ->w< He :3 that hath kill'd x3 my OwO king, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whow'd x3 my mothew; -ÚwÚ Popp'd uWu in ^-^ between x3 th' UwU ewection ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu hopes; -Thrown x3 out :33 his :3 angwe fow x3 my Proper :3 wife, -xDD And with xDD such ^.^ coz'nyage- :3 is't nyot :3 pewfect >_> conscience -;;w;; To ^.^ quit ^.^ him with ÚwÚ this awm? xDD And :3 is't nyot to be damn'd -;;w;; To wet ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cankew of UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyatuwe come -^w^ In further evil? ->_< How. ^.^ It ^w^ must be x3 showtwy ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ him from England ->_> What >_> is x3 the x3 issue of x3 the business :33 thewe. -xDD Ham. ^.^ It xDD wiww be :33 showt; x3 the intewim >_> is >_> minye, -xDD And :3 a :33 man's >w< wife >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe than to >_> say ^-^ 'onye.' -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy sowwy, ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, -:33 That to Waewtes UwU I fowgot myself, -For ^.^ by x3 the x3 image of x3 my cause UwU I >_> see -uWu The portraiture of ÚwÚ his. I'll court :33 his favours. -OwO But >_< suwe x3 the ÚwÚ bwavewy of :33 his grief uWu did put ;;w;; me -^.^ Into :3 a :33 tow'wing ^w^ passion. ->_< How. ;;w;; Peace! Who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew xDD young Oswic, :3 a courtier. - -Osr. uWu Youw OwO wowdship >_> is >w< wight wewcome back to Denmark. -xDD Ham. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank UwU you, sir. ^-^ [Aside to UwU Howatio] uWu Dost ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this -watewfwy? ->_< How. ÚwÚ [aside to Hamwet] :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ [aside to UwU Howatio] x3 Thy >w< state >_> is x3 the ^.^ mowe xDD gwacious; fow UwU 'tis :3 a -:33 vice to ^.^ knyow ^.^ him. >w< He hath much land, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fewtiwe. Let :3 a beast be -;;w;; wowd of xDD beasts, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< cwib UwU shaww stand uWu at x3 the >_< king's >_> mess. 'Tis -:3 a :33 chough; but, >_< as UwU I say, ÚwÚ spacious uWu in x3 the >w< possession of >_> diwt. -Osr. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, >_> if x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 wewe uWu at >_> weisuwe, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO impawt -:3 a ^.^ thing to xDD you from :33 his >_< Majesty. -xDD Ham. UwU I xDD wiww receive :33 it, ^w^ siw, with aww diligence of >w< spiwit. >_> Put x3 youw -:3 bonnyet to :33 his >w< wight ÚwÚ use. 'Tis fow x3 the >_> head. -Osr. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw lordship, >w< it >_> is xDD vewy xDD hot. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^-^ bewieve uWu me, UwU 'tis xDD vewy xDD cowd; x3 the wind >_> is ^w^ nyowthewwy. -Osr. ^.^ It >_> is uWu indiffewent >_< cowd, x3 my uWu wowd, indeed. -xDD Ham. OwO But yet uWu methinks >w< it >_> is xDD vewy :33 suwtwy ÚwÚ and :3 hot fow x3 my compwexion. -Osr. Exceedingly, x3 my wowd; >w< it >_> is xDD vewy uWu suwtwy, >_< as :33 'twewe- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot -tell ^.^ how. But, x3 my uWu wowd, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me :33 signyify to xDD you :3 that -^.^ he >_> has laid :3 a great wagew on x3 youw >_> head. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the matter- -xDD Ham. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you ^.^ wemembew. -^-^ [Hamwet moves ^.^ him to put on :33 his >w< hat.] -Osr. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; fow >_< minye uWu ease, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. UwU Siw, OwO hewe >_> is -x3 nyewwy come to court :33 Waewtes; ^-^ bewieve uWu me, >w< an ^w^ absowute gentweman, -full of UwU most :3 excewwent differences, of xDD vewy soft >w< society ÚwÚ and -great showing. >w< Indeed, to speak feelingly of :3 him, ^.^ he >_> is x3 the >w< cawd -ow calendar of gentwy; fow xDD you UwU shaww find uWu in ^.^ him x3 the continyent of ->_> what ÚwÚ pawt :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ^.^ wouwd ^-^ see. -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, :33 his >_> definyement suffers nyo ;;w;; pewdition uWu in uWu you; x3 though, UwU I -knyow, to OwO divide ^.^ him inventowiawwy ^.^ wouwd ^-^ dozy x3 th' awithmetic of -xDD memowy, ÚwÚ and yet >_> but ^.^ yaw :3 nyeithew uWu in wespect of :33 his ^w^ quick ^w^ saiw. -But, uWu in x3 the ^w^ vewity of extowment, UwU I OwO take ^.^ him to be :3 a :3 souw of great -x3 awticwe, ÚwÚ and :33 his infusion of xDD such dearth ÚwÚ and x3 wawenyess as, to >_< make -true UwU diction of :3 him, :33 his semblable >_> is :33 his mirror, ÚwÚ and who >_> ewse -^.^ wouwd trace :3 him, :33 his umbwage, >_< nyothing more. -Osr. uWu Youw OwO wowdship xDD speaks UwU most infawwibwy of ^.^ him. -xDD Ham. uWu The >_> concewnyancy, UwU siw? Why UwU do ^.^ we ^-^ wwap x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ mowe -;;w;; wawew UwU bweath -Osr. Sir? -Hor ÚwÚ [aside to Hamwet] ^-^ Is't nyot OwO possibwe to understand uWu in anyothew -^.^ tongue? >_> You xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, ^w^ siw, weawwy. -xDD Ham. >_> What imports x3 the :33 nyominyation of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman -Osr. Of Laertes? ->_< How. >w< [aside] ÚwÚ His >_< puwse >_> is :33 empty >_< awweady. ^-^ Aww's golden wowds OwO awe -:33 spent. -xDD Ham. Of :3 him, sir. -Osr. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe nyot >_> ignyowant- -xDD Ham. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ did, siw; ^w^ yet, uWu in ^w^ faith, >_> if xDD you ^-^ did, >w< it ^.^ wouwd nyot -much approve x3 me. xDD Weww, UwU siw? -Osr. >_> You OwO awe nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what excewwence Waewtes is- -xDD Ham. UwU I dawe nyot x3 confess :3 that, xDD west UwU I >_> shouwd compare with ^.^ him uWu in ->_> excewwence; >_> but to ^.^ knyow :3 a x3 man weww :3 wewe to ^.^ knyow himself. -Osr. UwU I mean, ^w^ siw, fow :33 his weapon; >_> but uWu in x3 the ;;w;; imputation laid on ^.^ him -^.^ by ÚwÚ them, uWu in :33 his >_> meed uWu he's ;;w;; unfewwowed. -xDD Ham. x3 What's :33 his OwO weapon? -Osr. Wapiew ÚwÚ and >w< daggew. -xDD Ham. >w< That's >w< two of :33 his >_> weapons- >_> but well. -Osr. uWu The OwO King, ^w^ siw, hath wager'd with ^.^ him six Bawbawy horses; -OwO against x3 the which ^.^ he >_> has >_> impon'd, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, six OwO Fwench -wapiews ÚwÚ and ponyiawds, with uWu theiw UwU assigns, >_< as uWu giwdwe, hangews, ÚwÚ and -:3 so. Thwee of x3 the carriages, uWu in ^w^ faith, OwO awe xDD vewy uWu deaw to >_> fancy, -xDD vewy >_> wesponsive to x3 the hilts, UwU most xDD dewicate carriages, ÚwÚ and of -xDD vewy xDD wibewaw xDD conceit. -xDD Ham. >_> What caww xDD you x3 the xDD cawwiages? ->_< How. ÚwÚ [aside to Hamwet] UwU I UwU knyew xDD you ^w^ must be edified ^.^ by x3 the uWu mawgent -ere xDD you xDD had ^-^ donye. -Osr. uWu The carriages, ^w^ siw, OwO awe x3 the hangews. -xDD Ham. uWu The phrase ^.^ wouwd be ^.^ mowe gewmanye to x3 the ;;w;; mattew >_> if ^.^ we couwd -carry cannon ^.^ by UwU ouw :3 sides. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^w^ might be >_> hangews >w< tiww UwU then. -OwO But on! uWu Six Bawbawy :3 howses OwO against six OwO Fwench swowds, uWu theiw -UwU assigns, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee UwU wibewaw-conceited ÚwÚ cawwiages: ^w^ that's x3 the OwO Fwench -bet OwO against x3 the ÚwÚ Danyish. Why >_> is ÚwÚ this aww >_> impon'd, >_< as xDD you caww :33 it? -Osr. uWu The OwO King, ^w^ siw, hath laid :3 that, uWu in :3 a ^.^ dozen ^-^ passes ^-^ between ->_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and :3 him, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot xDD exceed xDD you >w< thwee OwO hits; ^.^ he hath -laid on >_< twewve fow nine, ÚwÚ and >w< it ^.^ wouwd come to x3 immediate uWu twiaw ->_> if x3 youw OwO wowdship ^.^ wouwd x3 vouchsafe x3 the answer. -xDD Ham. How >_> if UwU I answew no? -Osr. UwU I mean, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the :33 opposition of x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson uWu in trial. -xDD Ham. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk OwO hewe uWu in x3 the :33 haww. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, ->w< it >_> is x3 the :33 bweathing time of day with x3 me. Let x3 the foils be -brought, x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> wiwwing, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King howd :33 his xDD puwpose, -UwU I xDD wiww x3 win fow ^.^ him >_> if UwU I can; >_> if >_> nyot, UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ gain >_< nyothing >_> but x3 my -^-^ shame ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< odd uWu hits. -Osr. Shall UwU I :33 wedewivew xDD you ^w^ e'en so? -xDD Ham. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this xDD effect, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ aftew >_> what :33 fwouwish x3 youw ÚwÚ nyatuwe :33 wiww. -Osr. UwU I ÚwÚ commend x3 my >_> duty to x3 youw wowdship. -xDD Ham. OwO Youws, x3 youws. ;;w;; [Exit Osric.] >w< He does weww to ÚwÚ commend >w< it -:33 himsewf; there OwO awe nyo tongues >_> ewse for's x3 tuwn. ->_< How. This ^w^ wapwing wuns OwO away with x3 the xDD sheww on :33 his >_> head. -xDD Ham. >w< He uWu did :33 compwy with :33 his uWu dug >w< befowe ^.^ he ^-^ suck'd :3 it. ^-^ Thus >_> has xDD he, -ÚwÚ and UwU many ^.^ mowe of x3 the same bevy :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the dwossy age x3 dotes -;;w;; on, >w< onwy ^w^ got x3 the tune of x3 the time ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd OwO habit of uWu encountew- -:3 a uWu kind of ÚwÚ yesty uWu cowwection, which xDD cawwies them ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and -^w^ thwough x3 the UwU most ^.^ fann'd ÚwÚ and winnowed opinions; ÚwÚ and UwU do >_> but ^w^ bwow -them to uWu theiw OwO twiaw-the bubbwes OwO awe ^.^ out, - -Entew :3 a Lord. - -Lord. OwO My uWu wowd, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty :33 commended ^.^ him to xDD you ^.^ by xDD young Oswic, who ->_< bwings back to :3 him, :3 that xDD you >_< attend ^.^ him uWu in x3 the :33 haww. >w< He OwO sends to -^.^ knyow >_> if x3 youw :3 pweasuwe howd to :33 pway with Waewtes, ow :3 that xDD you xDD wiww -OwO take longer uWu time. -xDD Ham. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ constant to x3 my ;;w;; puwposes; ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow x3 the >_< King's pleasure. -;;w;; If :33 his ^.^ fitnyess speaks, >_< minye >_> is weady; nyow ow UwU whensoevew, x3 pwovided -UwU I be UwU so able >_< as now. -Lord. uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen ÚwÚ and aww OwO awe xDD coming down. -xDD Ham. ^w^ In ^w^ happy uWu time. -Lord. uWu The xDD Queen desiwes xDD you to use x3 some ^-^ gentwe entewtainment to -Waewtes >w< befowe xDD you faww to play. -xDD Ham. :33 She weww >_< instwucts x3 me. -;;w;; [Exit ^-^ Wowd.] ->_< How. >_> You xDD wiww wose ÚwÚ this ^.^ wagew, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Ham. UwU I UwU do nyot think :3 so. Since ^.^ he OwO went x3 into Fwance UwU I uWu have :33 been uWu in -continyuaw ^.^ pwactice. UwU I UwU shaww x3 win uWu at x3 the odds. OwO But xDD thou wouldst nyot -think >w< how :33 iww aww's OwO hewe about x3 my ;;w;; heawt. OwO But >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. ->_< How. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my ;;w;; wowd - -xDD Ham. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but >_> foowewy; >_> but >w< it >_> is xDD such :3 a uWu kind of gaingiving >_< as -^.^ wouwd ^-^ pewhaps >_> twoubwe :3 a uWu woman. ->_< How. ;;w;; If x3 youw ^-^ mind :33 diswike anything, UwU obey :3 it. UwU I xDD wiww uWu fowestaww uWu theiw -repair ÚwÚ hithew ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you OwO awe nyot ^w^ fit. -xDD Ham. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^.^ we ^.^ defy augury; there's :3 a >_> speciaw >w< pwovidence uWu in -x3 the faww of :3 a OwO spawwow. ;;w;; If >w< it be now, UwU 'tis nyot to uWu come', >_> if >w< it be -nyot to come, >w< it xDD wiww be >_< nyow; >_> if >w< it be nyot now, yet >w< it xDD wiww x3 come: -x3 the readiness >_> is all. Since nyo x3 man xDD knyows ^.^ aught of >_> what ^.^ he OwO weaves, ->_> what :3 is't to OwO weave :33 betimes? Let >w< be. - -Entew OwO King, :3 Queen, Waewtes, Oswic, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wowds, with othew -^-^ Attendants with foils ÚwÚ and UwU gauntwets. -^-^ A tabwe ÚwÚ and flagons of winye on :3 it. - -;;w;; King. ^.^ Come, Hamlet, come, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this uWu hand from x3 me. -;;w;; [The ^w^ King puts >_< Waewtes' uWu hand x3 into :3 Hamwet's.] -xDD Ham. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw pardon, sir. UwU I uWu have donye xDD you >_> wwong; -OwO But UwU pawdon't, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a :3 gentweman. -This x3 pwesence ;;w;; knyows, -xDD And xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds uWu have ^-^ heawd, >w< how UwU I ^w^ am punyish'd -With ^w^ sowe :3 distwaction. >_> What UwU I uWu have donye -:33 That ^w^ might x3 youw nyatuwe, honyouw, ÚwÚ and exception -ÚwÚ Woughwy >w< awake, UwU I OwO hewe :3 pwocwaim UwU was >w< madnyess. -^-^ Was't ;;w;; Hamwet wrong'd Laertes? xDD Nyevew x3 Hamwet. -;;w;; If ;;w;; Hamwet from >_< himsewf be :33 taken away, -xDD And when uWu he's nyot >_< himsewf does wrong Waewtes, -UwU Then ;;w;; Hamwet does >w< it >_> nyot, ;;w;; Hamwet denyies :3 it. -Who does :33 it, ^w^ then? ÚwÚ His >w< madnyess. >_> If't be >_> so, -;;w;; Hamwet >_> is of x3 the ^w^ faction :3 that >_> is >_< wwong'd; -ÚwÚ His ^-^ madnyess >_> is poor Hamlet's enemy. -UwU Siw, uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu audience, -Let x3 my disclaiming from :3 a ÚwÚ puwpos'd eviw -Fwee ;;w;; me UwU so uWu faw uWu in x3 youw UwU most OwO genyewous >_< thoughts -:33 That UwU I uWu have UwU shot x3 my arrow ^-^ o'ew x3 the ;;w;; house -xDD And ÚwÚ huwt x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -Waew. UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ satisfied uWu in nyatuwe, ->_< Whose motive uWu in ÚwÚ this case >_> shouwd stir ;;w;; me UwU most -;;w;; To x3 my revenge. OwO But uWu in x3 my terms of honour -UwU I stand awoof, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyo weconciwement -Tiww ^.^ by x3 some :33 ewdew >w< mastews of ÚwÚ knyown honour -UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu voice ÚwÚ and xDD pwecedent of uWu peace -;;w;; To >_< keep x3 my xDD nyame ungor'd. OwO But >w< tiww :3 that time -UwU I UwU do receive x3 youw >_< offew'd wuv ^.^ wike xDD wuv, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot wrong :3 it. -xDD Ham. UwU I >_< embwace >w< it freely, -xDD And xDD wiww ÚwÚ this brother's wagew fwankwy play. -Give >_> us x3 the xDD foiws. :3 Come :3 on. -Waew. ^.^ Come, one fow x3 me. -xDD Ham. I'll be x3 youw ÚwÚ foiw, x3 Waewtes. ^w^ In >_< minye ÚwÚ ignyowance -uWu Youw :3 skiww UwU shaww, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 staw :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ dawkest night, -^-^ Stick fiery x3 off indeed. -Waew. >_> You ÚwÚ mock uWu me, sir. -xDD Ham. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this bad. -;;w;; King. Give them x3 the foils, xDD young Oswic. x3 Cousin Hamlet, ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the wagew? -xDD Ham. Very weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu Youw Gwace >_> has laid x3 the ^w^ odds ^.^ o' x3 th' weaker ^w^ side. -;;w;; King. UwU I UwU do nyot feaw :33 it, UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD you both; -OwO But xDD since ^.^ he >_> is UwU bettew'd, ^.^ we uWu have >_< thewefowe odds. -Waew. This >_> is ^w^ too ;;w;; heavy; wet ;;w;; me >_> see anyothew. -xDD Ham. This likes ;;w;; me well. ;;w;; These foils uWu have aww :3 a ÚwÚ wength? -Pwepawe to play. -Osr. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -;;w;; King. Set ;;w;; me x3 the UwU stoups of winye ;;w;; upon :3 that ;;w;; tabwe. -;;w;; If ;;w;; Hamwet UwU give x3 the xDD fiwst ow second ;;w;; hit, -:33 Ow ^.^ quit uWu in answew of x3 the thiwd ^w^ exchange, -Let aww x3 the :3 battwements uWu theiw owdnyance x3 fiwe; -uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink to Hamlet's xDD bettew :33 bweath, -xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< cup >w< an >w< unyion UwU shaww ^.^ he ^-^ thwow -:3 Wichew than :3 that which fouw ;;w;; successive >w< kings -^w^ In ;;w;; Denmawk's >_< cwown uWu have ÚwÚ wown. Give ;;w;; me x3 the >w< cups; -xDD And wet x3 the uWu kettwe to x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet :3 speak, -uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet to x3 the ÚwÚ cannyonyeew without, -uWu The cannons to x3 the >w< heavens, x3 the heaven to earth, -x3 'Nyow x3 the ^w^ King dwinks to OwO Hamwet.' ^.^ Come, ;;w;; begin. -xDD And xDD you x3 the judges, UwU beaw :3 a uWu wawy :33 eye. -xDD Ham. :3 Come ;;w;; on, sir. -Waew. ^.^ Come, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ They play. -xDD Ham. ^w^ Onye. -Waew. No. -xDD Ham. >_> Judgment! -Osr. ^-^ A ;;w;; hit, :3 a xDD vewy >_< pawpabwe ;;w;; hit. -Waew. xDD Weww, x3 again! -;;w;; King. Stay, UwU give ;;w;; me ^-^ dwink. Hamlet, ÚwÚ this uWu peaww >_> is thine; ->_> Hewe's to >w< thy ^-^ heawth. ->_< [Dwum; trumpets >w< sound; :3 a ^.^ piece xDD goes x3 off x3 [within]. -Give ^.^ him x3 the >_> cup. -xDD Ham. I'll :33 pway ÚwÚ this uWu bout first; uWu set >w< it ^.^ by OwO awhiwe. ->w< Come. >_< (They play.) ÚwÚ Anyothew ;;w;; hit. >_> What >_> say you? -Waew. ^-^ A xDD touch, :3 a >w< touch; UwU I UwU do x3 confess't. -;;w;; King. Our >_< son UwU shaww :33 win. -ÚwÚ Queen. He's ÚwÚ fat, ÚwÚ and :3 scant of >_< bweath. -Here, Hamlet, OwO take x3 my nyapkin, :3 wub >w< thy ÚwÚ bwows. -uWu The xDD Queen carouses to >w< thy fowtunye, x3 Hamwet. -xDD Ham. ^-^ Good madam! -;;w;; King. >_> Gewtwude, UwU do nyot ^-^ dwink. -ÚwÚ Queen. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my wowd; UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon x3 me. >_> Dwinks. -;;w;; King. >w< [aside] ^.^ It >_> is x3 the OwO poison'd cup; >w< it >_> is ^w^ too UwU wate. -xDD Ham. UwU I dawe nyot ÚwÚ dwink ^w^ yet, x3 madam; by-and-by. -ÚwÚ Queen. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me xDD wipe >w< thy ;;w;; face. -Waew. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll ;;w;; hit ^.^ him now. -;;w;; King. UwU I UwU do nyot think't. -Waew. >w< [aside] xDD And yet >w< it >_> is almost OwO against x3 my ^w^ conscience. -xDD Ham. :3 Come fow x3 the OwO thiwd, >_> Waewtes! >_> You >_> but dally. -pray >_> You ÚwÚ Pass with x3 youw best viowence; -UwU I ^w^ am >_< afeawd >_> You >_< make :3 a >_< wanton of x3 me. -Waew. x3 Say xDD you so? :3 Come :3 on. Pway. -Osr. Nyothing :3 nyeithew >_> way. -Waew. :3 Have uWu at xDD you >_< nyow! -[Waewtes wounds Hamlet; xDD then] uWu in scuffling, ;;w;; they -change ;;w;; wapiews, [and ;;w;; Hamwet wounds xDD Waewtes]. -;;w;; King. Pawt >w< them! ^-^ They OwO awe :3 incens'd. -xDD Ham. Nyay >w< come! x3 again! uWu The xDD Queen ^w^ fawws. -Osr. Wook to x3 the xDD Queen thewe, ho! ->_< How. ^-^ They bweed on both :3 sides. How >_> is :33 it, x3 my xDD wowd? -Osr. How >w< is't, Laertes? -Waew. Why, >_< as :3 a :3 woodcock to >_< minye UwU own x3 spwinge, Oswic. -UwU I ^w^ am >_< justwy kill'd with >_< minye UwU own ^w^ tweachewy. -xDD Ham. How does x3 the Queen? -;;w;; King. :33 She sounds to >_> see them UwU bweed. -ÚwÚ Queen. :3 Nyo, no! x3 the dwink, x3 the drink! x3 O x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ Hamwet! -uWu The dwink, x3 the drink! UwU I ^w^ am >_> poison'd. ^w^ [Dies.] -xDD Ham. x3 O >_< viwwany! Ho! wet x3 the doow be wock'd. ->w< Tweachewy! ;;w;; Seek >w< it OwO out. -[Waewtes ^-^ fawws.] -Waew. ^.^ It >_> is UwU hewe, x3 Hamwet. Hamlet, xDD thou awt slain; -No medicinye uWu in x3 the wowwd ^.^ can UwU do uWu thee UwU good. -^w^ In uWu thee there >_> is nyot half >w< an >_> houw of life. -uWu The treacherous UwU instwument >_> is uWu in >w< thy uWu hand, -^.^ Unbated ÚwÚ and envenom'd. uWu The fouw pwactice ->_< Hath >_> tuwn'd itsewf on x3 me. Lo, OwO hewe UwU I wie, -xDD Nyevew to rise ;;w;; again. x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's >_> poison'd. -UwU I ^.^ can nyo more. uWu The OwO King, x3 the >_< King's to blame. -xDD Ham. uWu The :33 point envenyom'd xDD too? -Then, ÚwÚ venyom, to >w< thy >w< wowk. OwO Huwts x3 the ;;w;; King. -All. Treason! treason! -;;w;; King. >_< O, yet ;;w;; defend uWu me, ÚwÚ fwiends! UwU I ^w^ am >_> but x3 huwt. -xDD Ham. Here, xDD thou :3 incestuous, ^.^ muwd'wous, uWu damnyed OwO Danye, -^w^ Dwink x3 off ÚwÚ this ^w^ potion! Is >w< thy >w< unyion hewe? -Follow x3 my x3 mothew. ^w^ King OwO dies. -Waew. >w< He >_> is >_< justwy serv'd. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 poison tempew'd ^.^ by himself. -:3 Exchange forgiveness with uWu me, x3 nyobwe x3 Hamwet. -Mine ÚwÚ and x3 my father's :33 death come nyot ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, -x3 Nyow ^.^ thinye on me! >_< Dies. -xDD Ham. uWu Heaven >_< make uWu thee fwee of :3 it! UwU I ;;w;; fowwow thee. -UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, ÚwÚ Howatio. ^.^ Wwetched queen, ^w^ adieu! ->_> You :3 that wook pawe ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe uWu at ÚwÚ this chance, -:33 That OwO awe >_> but :33 mutes ow audience to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act, -xDD Had UwU I >_> but time >_< (as ÚwÚ this UwU feww UwU sewgeant, Death, -Is :3 stwict uWu in :33 his awwest) >_< O, UwU I couwd tell :3 you- -OwO But wet >w< it >w< be. uWu Howatio, UwU I ^w^ am UwU dead; -^.^ Thou ^.^ wiv'st; wepowt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my cause awight -;;w;; To x3 the :3 unsatisfied. ->_< How. xDD Nyevew ^-^ bewieve :3 it. -UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe >w< an >w< antique Roman than :3 a x3 Danye. ->_> Hewe's yet x3 some liquor left. -xDD Ham. ;;w;; As th'art :3 a ^w^ man, -Give ;;w;; me x3 the >_> cup. Let :3 go! ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll OwO ha't. -x3 O ÚwÚ good uWu Howatio, >_> what :3 a wounded xDD nyame -(Things >_< standing OwO thus unknown) UwU shaww ^w^ wive x3 behind me! -;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst OwO evew howd ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy uWu heawt, -Absent uWu thee from fewicity awhiwe, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU hawsh wowwd dwaw >w< thy UwU bweath uWu in UwU pain, -;;w;; To tell x3 my ;;w;; stowy. ^w^ [Mawch afaw ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and UwU shot :33 within.] ->_> What warlike noise >_> is :3 this? -Osr. Young ;;w;; Fowtinbwas, with conquest come from uWu Powand, -;;w;; To x3 the ambassadors of England ;;w;; gives -This warlike volley. -xDD Ham. >_< O, UwU I >_> die, Horatio! -uWu The x3 potent x3 poison quite o'ewcwows x3 my >w< spiwit. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive to hear x3 the nyews from England, -OwO But UwU I UwU do >w< pwophesy x3 th' UwU ewection wights -On Fowtinbwas. >w< He >_> has x3 my dying voice. -^w^ So tell :3 him, with x3 th' x3 occuwwents, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and UwU wess, ->_< Which uWu have solicited- x3 the xDD west >_> is x3 siwence. >_< Dies. ->_< How. Now xDD cwacks :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Good night, x3 sweet >_< pwince, -xDD And flights of ^-^ angews ^.^ sing uWu thee to >w< thy west! -^w^ [Mawch :33 within.] -Why does x3 the drum come uWu hithew? - -Entew Fortinbras ÚwÚ and :3 Engwish >w< Ambassadows, with Drum, ->w< Cowouws, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -x3 Fowt. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this sight? ->_< How. >_> What >_> is >w< it xDD you xDD wiww see? -;;w;; If ^.^ aught of woe ow OwO wondew, xDD cease x3 youw seawch. -x3 Fowt. This :33 quawwy x3 cwies on havoc. x3 O OwO pwoud Death, ->_> What >_> feast >_> is toward uWu in ^.^ thinye xDD etewnyaw cell -:33 That xDD thou UwU so UwU many pwinces uWu at :3 a UwU shot -^w^ So bloodily x3 hast stwuck. -xDD Ambassadow. uWu The ^.^ sight >_> is dismal; -xDD And UwU ouw affairs from England come ^w^ too UwU wate. -uWu The OwO eaws OwO awe senseless :3 that >_> shouwd UwU give >_> us :33 beawing -;;w;; To tell ^.^ him :33 his commandment >_> is fuwfiww'd -:33 That Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and ^-^ Guiwdenstewn OwO awe uWu dead. -Whewe >_> shouwd We uWu have UwU ouw thanks? ->_< How. ÚwÚ Nyot from :33 his uWu mouth, -xDD Had >w< it x3 th' ability of >w< wife to >_> thank OwO you. ->w< He >_< nyevew uWu gave commandment fow uWu theiw death. -OwO But since, UwU so x3 jump ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bwoody ^.^ question, ->_> You from x3 the xDD Powack ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and xDD you from England, -^w^ Awe OwO hewe awwiv'd, UwU give order :3 that these >_< bodies -xDD High on :3 a stage be pwaced to x3 the :33 view; -xDD And wet ;;w;; me speak to x3 the yet ^.^ unknyowing wowwd -How these ^.^ things ^-^ came ^-^ about. ^w^ So UwU shaww >_> You hear -Of cawnyaw, bwoody ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw ^.^ acts; -Of accidental xDD judgments, UwU casuaw slaughters; -Of >w< deaths put on ^.^ by x3 cunnying ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowc'd cause; -^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ this upshot, uWu puwposes >_> mistook -Fall'n on x3 th' inventors' :33 heads. All ÚwÚ this ^.^ can UwU I -Truly deliver. -x3 Fowt. Let >_> us ^.^ haste to hear :33 it, -xDD And caww x3 the uWu nyobwest to x3 the audience. -For uWu me, with sorrow UwU I >_< embwace x3 my xDD fowtunye. -UwU I uWu have x3 some wights of ^w^ memowy uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ kingdom ->_< Which now, to >_< cwaim x3 my ;;w;; vantage xDD doth invite x3 me. ->_< How. Of :3 that UwU I UwU shaww uWu have awso cause to :3 speak, -xDD And from :33 his xDD mouth x3 whose uWu voice xDD wiww dwaw on more. -OwO But wet ÚwÚ this same be presently pewfowm'd, -Even OwO whiwe men's minds OwO awe ^w^ wiwd, xDD west ^.^ mowe :33 mischance -On plots ÚwÚ and ^-^ ewwows ^w^ happen. -x3 Fowt. Let fouw ^.^ captains -ÚwÚ Beaw ;;w;; Hamwet ^.^ wike :3 a soldier to x3 the stage; -For ^.^ he UwU was :33 wikewy, xDD had ^.^ he :33 been put ;;w;; on, -;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ pwov'd UwU most royally; ÚwÚ and fow :33 his uWu passage -uWu The :3 sowdiews' uWu music ÚwÚ and x3 the rites of >w< waw -^w^ Speak loudly fow ^.^ him. -^.^ Take x3 up x3 the >_> bodies. >w< Such :3 a ^.^ sight >_< as ÚwÚ this ->_> Becomes x3 the field >_> but OwO hewe >_< shows much ;;w;; amiss. -^w^ Go, bid x3 the ^-^ sowdiews >_> shoot. -Exeunt marching; ÚwÚ aftew x3 the which :3 a uWu peaw of owdnyance -OwO awe UwU shot off. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -1598 - -^-^ THE uWu FIWST OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE ;;w;; FOUWTH - - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -^w^ King Henwy x3 the Fourth. -Henry, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, >_< son to x3 the ;;w;; King. -Prince John of Lancaster, >_< son to x3 the ;;w;; King. -^-^ Eaww of >_> Westmowewand. -Sir Wawtew Bwunt. -Thomas >w< Pewcy, ^-^ Eaww of Worcester. -Henwy >w< Pewcy, ^-^ Eaww of >_< Nyowthumbewwand. -Henwy >w< Pewcy, x3 suwnyamed x3 Hotspuw, :33 his OwO son. -Edmund Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Mawch. -Richard ^.^ Scwoop, UwU Awchbishop of x3 Yowk. -x3 Awchibawd, ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Dougwas. -OwO Owen >_< Gwendowew. -Sir Richard Vernon. -Sir John >w< Fawstaff. -Sir Michael, :3 a :33 fwiend to x3 the UwU Awchbishop of x3 Yowk. -UwU Poins. -uWu Gadshiww -^w^ Peto. -^.^ Bawdowph. - -xDD Wady >w< Pewcy, >w< wife to x3 Hotspuw, ÚwÚ and :3 sistew to Mortimer. -xDD Wady Mortimer, daughter to OwO Gwendowew, ÚwÚ and >w< wife to Mortimer. -Mistress Quickly, hostess of x3 the Boar's Head uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. - -;;w;; Wowds, ^-^ Officews, ÚwÚ Shewiff, Vintnyew, Chambewwain, >w< Dwawews, >w< two -^-^ Cawwiews, Twavewwews, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENyE.--Engwand ÚwÚ and Wales. - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. uWu The OwO Pawace. - -Entew x3 the OwO King, Lord John of Lancaster, ^-^ Eaww of uWu Westmowewand, -[Sir Wawtew OwO Bwunt,] with ÚwÚ othews. - -;;w;; King. ^w^ So ;;w;; shaken >_< as ^.^ we awe, UwU so wan with care, -UwU Find ^.^ we :3 a time fow frighted uWu peace to :33 pant -xDD And ;;w;; bweathe :3 showt-winded ;;w;; accents of x3 nyew ^-^ bwoiws -;;w;; To be commenc'd uWu in xDD stwonds afaw remote. -No ^.^ mowe x3 the ^.^ thiwsty entrance of ÚwÚ this UwU soiw -Shall ;;w;; daub her lips with her UwU own chiwdwen's blood. -No ^.^ mowe UwU shaww x3 twenching >w< waw :33 channyew her >w< fiewds, -x3 Nyow OwO Bwuise her >_> fwow'wets with x3 the :3 awmed ^w^ hoofs -Of >_> hostiwe paces. >w< Those >_< opposed eyes ->_< Which, ^.^ wike x3 the meteows of :3 a troubled ^.^ heaven, -All of one nyatuwe, of one ÚwÚ substance bwed, -Did :3 watewy :3 meet uWu in x3 the >_> intestinye x3 shock -xDD And ÚwÚ fuwious ^-^ cwose of ÚwÚ civiw :3 butchewy, -Shall nyow uWu in ^-^ mutuaw weww-beseeming ;;w;; wanks -March aww one uWu way ÚwÚ and be nyo ^.^ mowe x3 oppos'd -^w^ Against ÚwÚ acquaintance, ;;w;; kindwed, ÚwÚ and >w< awwies. -uWu The UwU edge of waw, ^.^ wike >w< an UwU iww-sheathed ^-^ knyife, -No ^.^ mowe UwU shaww :3 cut :33 his master. >_< Thewefowe, OwO fwiends, -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as to x3 the >w< sepuwchwe of Chwist- ->_< Whose soldier now, :33 undew x3 whose blessed OwO cwoss -We OwO awe impwessed ÚwÚ and x3 engag'd to ^-^ fight- -Fowthwith :3 a powew of :3 Engwish UwU shaww ^.^ we ÚwÚ wevy, ->_< Whose :3 awms :3 wewe moulded uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; mothew's womb -;;w;; To OwO chase these uWu pagans uWu in UwU those >w< howy fields -Over x3 whose acres wawk'd UwU those blessed ;;w;; feet ->_< Which ^.^ fouwteen :3 hundwed years ^w^ ago :3 wewe >w< nyaiw'd -For UwU ouw ^w^ advantage on x3 the UwU bittew cross. -OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU ouw OwO puwpose nyow >_> is ;;w;; twewvemonth :3 owd, -xDD And bootwess UwU 'tis to tell xDD you ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. -Therefore ^.^ we :3 meet nyot now. UwU Then wet ;;w;; me hear -Of UwU you, x3 my ^-^ gentwe xDD cousin uWu Westmowewand, ->_> What yesternight UwU ouw Counciw uWu did x3 decwee -^w^ In >_< fowwawding ÚwÚ this uWu deaw uWu expedience. -:3 West. OwO My ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste UwU was :3 hot uWu in ;;w;; question -xDD And UwU many :3 wimits of x3 the :3 chawge uWu set down -OwO But x3 yestewnyight; when aww :3 athwawt there ^-^ came -^-^ A x3 post from ÚwÚ Wawes, ^w^ woaden with x3 heavy nyews; ->_< Whose worst UwU was :3 that x3 the x3 nyobwe Mortimer, -Weading x3 the ;;w;; men of Herefordshire to >w< fight -^w^ Against x3 the :33 iwweguwaw ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd OwO Gwendowew, -Was ^.^ by x3 the wude ^.^ hands of :3 that Wewshman >_< taken, -^-^ A thousand of :33 his OwO peopwe OwO butchewed; ->_> Upon x3 whose >_< dead corpse there UwU was xDD such OwO misuse, ->w< Such OwO beastwy shameless transformation, -^-^ By UwU those ^w^ Wewshwomen donye >_< as OwO may nyot be -Without much ^-^ shame ;;w;; wetowd ow >w< spoken uWu of. -;;w;; King. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD then :3 that x3 the UwU tidings of ÚwÚ this ^w^ bwoiw ->_< Bwake x3 off UwU ouw business fow x3 the Holy >_< Wand. -:3 West. >w< This, match'd with ÚwÚ othew, ^-^ did, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd; -For ^.^ mowe unyeven ÚwÚ and UwU unwewcome nyews ->_< Came from x3 the North, ÚwÚ and OwO thus >w< it uWu did import: -On uWu Howy-wood Day x3 the OwO gawwant >_> Hotspuw thewe, -Young ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and >_< bwave x3 Awchibawd, -:33 That ever-valiant ÚwÚ and appwuvd >_< Scot, -At xDD Howmedon :3 met, -Whewe ;;w;; they uWu did spend :3 a >_> sad ÚwÚ and bwoody houw; -;;w;; As ^.^ by ;;w;; dischawge of uWu theiw ^w^ awtiwwewy -xDD And xDD shape of likelihood x3 the nyews UwU was told; -For ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ them, uWu in x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ heat -xDD And >_< pwide of uWu theiw ;;w;; contention uWu did OwO take horse, -Uncertain of x3 the x3 issue xDD any >_> way. -;;w;; King. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a deaw, :3 a :33 twue-industwious fwiend, -Sir Wawtew Bwunt, x3 nyew lighted from :33 his horse, -Stain'd with x3 the ÚwÚ vawiation of >_< each UwU soiw -Betwixt :3 that xDD Howmedon ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu seat of >_> ouws, -xDD And ^.^ he hath ^.^ bwought >_> us x3 smooth ÚwÚ and wewcome ;;w;; nyews. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Dougwas >_> is x3 discomfited; -uWu Ten thousand bold :33 Scots, ^.^ two-and-twenty knights, -Bawk'd uWu in uWu theiw UwU own :3 bwood uWu did Sir Wawtew >_> see -On Holmedon's pwains. Of pwisonyews, >_> Hotspuw >_> took -^w^ Mowdake ^-^ Eaww of x3 Fife ÚwÚ and eldest >_< son -;;w;; To beaten Dougwas, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of :3 Athow, -Of :3 Muwway, >_> Angus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Menteith. -xDD And >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 spoiw? -^-^ A OwO gawwant pwize? >w< Ha, OwO cousin, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -:3 West. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, -^.^ It >_> is :3 a conquest fow :3 a >_> pwince to boast uWu of. -;;w;; King. Yea, there xDD thou xDD mak'st ;;w;; me :3 sad, ÚwÚ and xDD mak'st ;;w;; me x3 sin -^w^ In :3 envy :3 that x3 my Lord ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand -Should be x3 the >w< fathew to UwU so bwest :3 a >_< son- -^-^ A >_< son who >_> is x3 the :33 theme of x3 honyouw's ;;w;; tongue, -^-^ Amongst :3 a ;;w;; gwuv x3 the xDD vewy straightest plant; -Who >_> is x3 sweet Fowtunye's uWu minyion ÚwÚ and her >_> pwide; -Whilst I, ^.^ by ^w^ wooking on x3 the praise of :3 him, -xDD See riot ÚwÚ and x3 dishonyouw stain x3 the ^w^ bwow -Of x3 my xDD young :33 Hawwy. x3 O :3 that >w< it couwd be ^.^ pwov'd -:33 That x3 some >w< nyight-twipping ;;w;; faiwy xDD had UwU exchang'd -^w^ In >_> cwadwe x3 cwothes UwU ouw x3 chiwdwen :3 whewe ;;w;; they lay, -xDD And ^w^ caww'd >_< minye >w< Pewcy, :33 his Pwantagenyet! -UwU Then ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have :33 his ^w^ Hawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ minye. -OwO But wet ^.^ him from x3 my >w< thoughts. >_> What think UwU you, x3 coz, -Of ÚwÚ this xDD young ÚwÚ Pewcy's uWu pwide? uWu The OwO pwisonyews ->_< Which ^.^ he uWu in ÚwÚ this adventuwe hath suwpwis'd -;;w;; To :33 his UwU own use ^.^ he ^w^ keeps, ÚwÚ and OwO sends ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd -UwU I UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyonye >_> but ^w^ Mowdake ^-^ Eaww of >_< Fife. -:3 West. This >_> is :33 his ^-^ uncwe's uWu teaching, ÚwÚ this Worcester, -Malevolent to xDD you ^w^ In aww >w< aspects, ->_< Which x3 makes ^.^ him prune >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and xDD bwistwe x3 up -uWu The uWu cwest of :33 youth OwO against x3 youw UwU dignyity. -;;w;; King. OwO But UwU I uWu have sent fow ^.^ him to answew >_< this; -xDD And fow ÚwÚ this cause ^-^ awhiwe ^.^ we ^w^ must >_> nyegwect -Our >w< howy OwO puwpose to Jerusalem. -Cousin, on >w< Wednyesday :3 nyext UwU ouw council ^.^ we -Will howd uWu at Windsor. ^w^ So infowm x3 the :3 wowds; -OwO But come >_> youwsewf with ^w^ speed to >_> us again; -For ^.^ mowe >_> is to be uWu said ÚwÚ and to be donye -Than x3 out of ÚwÚ angew ^.^ can be >_< uttewed. -:3 West. UwU I xDD wiww x3 my OwO wiege. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ An >_> apawtment of x3 the OwO Pwince's. - -Entew Prince of >_> Wawes ÚwÚ and Sir John >w< Fawstaff. - -Faw. >_> Nyow, Hal, >_> what time of day >_> is :33 it, ^-^ wad? -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou awt UwU so >_> fat-witted with UwU dwinking of ;;w;; owd sack, ÚwÚ and -unbuttoning uWu thee ÚwÚ aftew :3 suppew, ÚwÚ and x3 sweeping ;;w;; upon benches ÚwÚ aftew -noon, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast :3 fowgotten to ;;w;; demand :3 that :33 twuwy which xDD thou -ÚwÚ wouwdest :33 twuwy :33 knyow. >_> What :3 a ^.^ deviw x3 hast xDD thou to UwU do with x3 the time -of x3 the ^-^ day, OwO Unwess >_> houws :3 wewe ;;w;; cups of sack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ minyutes capons, -ÚwÚ and >_< cwocks x3 the tongues of >_< bawds, ÚwÚ and diaws x3 the signs of >_> weaping -^-^ houses, ÚwÚ and x3 the blessed sun >_< himsewf :3 a >w< faiw :3 hot OwO wench uWu in -OwO fwame-cowouwed taffeta, UwU I >_> see nyo reason >w< why xDD thou shouwdst be UwU so -supewfwuous to ;;w;; demand x3 the time of x3 the x3 day. -Faw. :33 Indeed xDD you come nyeaw ;;w;; me now, Hal; fow ^.^ we :3 that OwO take purses OwO go -^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; moon xDD And x3 the ÚwÚ seven ÚwÚ staws, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ by Phoebus, xDD he, :3 that ->w< wand'wing knight UwU so >_< faiw. xDD And UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 sweet wag, when xDD thou awt -OwO king, as, ^w^ God :3 save >w< thy Grace-Majesty UwU I >_> shouwd say, fow xDD gwace xDD thou -wiwt uWu have ^w^ nyonye- -UwU Pwince. What, none? -Faw. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my >_> twoth; nyot UwU so much >_< as xDD wiww serve to be uWu pwowogue to ->w< an >_> egg ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, >w< how ^w^ then? ^.^ Come, :33 woundwy, UwU woundwy. -Faw. OwO Mawwy, >w< then, x3 sweet wag, when xDD thou awt OwO king, wet nyot >_> us :3 that -OwO awe ^-^ squiwes of x3 the night's >w< body be ^w^ cawwed thieves of x3 the day's -beauty. Let >_> us be Diana's OwO Fowestews, ^.^ Gentwemen of x3 the Shade, -Minions of x3 the Moon; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; men >_> say ^.^ we be ;;w;; men of ÚwÚ good -guvwnment, ^.^ being :33 guvwnyed >_< as x3 the sea ;;w;; is, ^.^ by UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >w< chaste -mistwess x3 the ;;w;; moon, :33 undew x3 whose >_< countenyance ^.^ we :33 steaw. -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou sayest weww, ÚwÚ and >w< it ÚwÚ howds weww :3 too; fow x3 the :3 fowtunye of ->_> us :3 that OwO awe x3 the x3 moon's ;;w;; men xDD doth ebb ÚwÚ and fwow ^.^ wike x3 the :33 sea, ^.^ being -UwU guvwnyed, >_< as x3 the sea ;;w;; is, ^.^ by x3 the x3 moon. As, fow xDD pwoof >w< nyow: :3 a >_< puwse -of gowd UwU most ^-^ wesowutewy ^-^ snyatch'd on OwO Monday >w< nyight ÚwÚ and UwU most -dissowutewy xDD spent on Tuesday morning; ^w^ got with swearing 'Lay by,' -ÚwÚ and xDD spent with :3 cwying ^w^ 'Bwing >_> in'; nyow :33 iww >_< as wow >w< an ebb >_< as x3 the -:33 foot of x3 the waddew, ÚwÚ and by-and-by uWu in >_< as xDD high :3 a fwow >_< as x3 the >_> widge -of x3 the >_> gawwows. -Faw. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, xDD thou say'st ^-^ twue, lad- ÚwÚ and >_> is nyot x3 my hostess of -x3 the ^.^ tavewn :3 a UwU most x3 sweet UwU wench? -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; As x3 the honey of UwU Hybwa, x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< wad of x3 the ^-^ castwe- ÚwÚ and >_> is nyot -:3 a ^.^ buff x3 jewkin :3 a UwU most x3 sweet wobe of durance? -Faw. How now, >w< how now, ^-^ mad >w< wag? What, uWu in >w< thy uWu quips ÚwÚ and >w< thy ->w< quiddities? >_> What :3 a pwague uWu have UwU I to UwU do with :3 a ^.^ buff jewkin? -UwU Pwince. Why, >_> what :3 a uWu pox uWu have UwU I to UwU do with x3 my hostess of x3 the tavern? -Faw. xDD Weww, xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ caww'd her to :3 a reckoning UwU many :3 a time ÚwÚ and oft. -UwU Pwince. Did UwU I OwO evew caww fow uWu thee to x3 pay >w< thy :33 pawt? -Faw. No; I'll UwU give uWu thee >w< thy >_> due, xDD thou x3 hast paid aww :33 thewe. -UwU Pwince. Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 ewsewhewe, UwU so uWu faw >_< as x3 my ^-^ coin ^.^ wouwd stwetch; ÚwÚ and -:3 whewe >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, UwU I uWu have used x3 my >w< cwedit. -Faw. Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; us'd >w< it :3 that, :3 wewe >w< it nyot OwO hewe apparent :3 that xDD thou -awt heir UwU appawent- OwO But UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 sweet wag, UwU shaww there be ->_< gawwows >_< standing uWu in England when xDD thou awt UwU king? ÚwÚ and uWu wesowution -OwO thus :33 fubb'd >_< as >w< it >_> is with x3 the rusty ^.^ cuwb of ;;w;; owd >w< fathew ^.^ antic x3 the -;;w;; waw? Do nyot UwU thou, when xDD thou awt OwO king, ^w^ hang :3 a >w< thief. -UwU Pwince. No; xDD thou :33 shawt. -Faw. Shall >_< I? x3 O wawe! ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, I'll be :3 a >_< bwave ^-^ judge. -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou >_> judgest UwU fawse >_< awweady. UwU I mean, xDD thou shalt uWu have x3 the ->_< hanging of x3 the thieves ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 become :3 a OwO wawe uWu hangman. -Faw. xDD Weww, Hal, well; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt >w< it >_> jumps with x3 my humouw >_< as -weww >_< as uWu waiting uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. -UwU Pwince. For obtaining of x3 suits? -Faw. Yea, fow obtaining of suits, xDD wheweof x3 the ;;w;; hangman hath nyo lean -wawdwobe. ^-^ 'Sbwood, UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^-^ mewanchowy >_< as :3 a ^w^ gib-cat ow :3 a uWu wugg'd -bear. -UwU Pwince. :33 Ow >w< an ;;w;; owd wion, ow :3 a lover's >_< wute. -Faw. Yea, ow x3 the drone of :3 a Wincownshiwe ^-^ bagpipe. -UwU Pwince. >_> What sayest xDD thou to :3 a :33 hawe, ow x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy of Moor -:33 Ditch? -Faw. ^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the UwU most unsavouwy simiwes, ÚwÚ and awt ÚwÚ indeed x3 the UwU most -xDD compawative, rascalliest, x3 sweet xDD young pwince. But, Hal, UwU I :33 pwithee ->_> twoubwe ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe with ^-^ vanyity. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU knyew -:3 whewe :3 a :3 commodity of ÚwÚ good nyames :3 wewe to be x3 bought. ^-^ An ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wowd of -x3 the Counciw :33 wated ;;w;; me x3 the othew day uWu in x3 the :3 stweet about UwU you, ^w^ siw, ->_> but UwU I uWu mawk'd ^.^ him x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he UwU tawked xDD vewy wisely, >_> but UwU I -:3 wegawded ^.^ him x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he ^w^ tawk'd wisely, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the :3 stweet -UwU too. -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou :33 didst well; fow ^.^ wisdom x3 cwies x3 out uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, ÚwÚ and -nyo x3 man wegawds :3 it. -Faw. >_< O, xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ damnyabwe :3 itewation, ÚwÚ and awt ÚwÚ indeed able to -corrupt :3 a >_< saint. ^.^ Thou x3 hast donye much x3 hawm ;;w;; upon uWu me, x3 Haw- ^w^ God -:33 fowgive uWu thee fow :3 it! ^.^ Befowe UwU I UwU knyew ÚwÚ thee, Hal, UwU I UwU knyew uWu nyothing; ÚwÚ and -nyow ^w^ am I, >_> if :3 a x3 man >_> shouwd speak OwO twuwy, xDD wittwe xDD bettew than one of -x3 the wicked. UwU I ^w^ must UwU give uvw ÚwÚ this :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU give >w< it >_< uvw! -^-^ By x3 the Wowd, >w< an UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 viwwain! I'll be damn'd fow ->_< nyevew :3 a >_< king's >_< son uWu in Chwistendom. -UwU Pwince. Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO take :3 a >_< puwse ^-^ tomowwow, UwU Jack? -Faw. Zounds, :3 whewe xDD thou wiwt, lad! I'll >_< make onye. ^-^ An UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, caww -;;w;; me viwwain ÚwÚ and >_> baffwe x3 me. -UwU Pwince. UwU I >_> see :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; amendment of >w< wife uWu in ;;w;; thee- from :3 pwaying to -puwse-taking. -Faw. Why, Hal, UwU 'tis x3 my OwO vocation, >_< Haw. 'Tis nyo x3 sin fow :3 a x3 man to -labour uWu in :33 his >w< vocation. - -Entew UwU Poins. - -xDD Poins! Now UwU shaww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> if uWu Gadshiww uWu have uWu set :3 a match. >_< O, >_> if ;;w;; men -:3 wewe to be ÚwÚ saved ^.^ by uWu mewit, >_> what x3 howe uWu in heww :3 wewe :3 hot enough fow -him? This >_> is x3 the UwU most ^w^ omnyipotent viwwain :3 that OwO evew cried :33 'Stand!' -to :3 a true man. -UwU Pwince. ^-^ Good morrow, Nyed. -UwU Poins. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 sweet >_< Haw. >_> What ;;w;; says ;;w;; Monsieuw ^w^ Wemowse? >_> What -;;w;; says Sir John ^.^ Sack ÚwÚ and >_< Sugaw? Jack, >w< how :3 agwees x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and uWu thee -about >w< thy x3 souw, :3 that xDD thou sowdest ^.^ him on ^-^ Good ^.^ Fwiday >w< wast fow :3 a ->w< cup of uWu Madeiwa ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU cowd ÚwÚ capon's :3 weg? -UwU Pwince. Sir John >w< stands to :33 his word, x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU shaww uWu have :33 his -bargain; fow ^.^ he UwU was >_< nyevew yet :3 a bweakew of >_> pwuvwbs. >w< He xDD wiww UwU give -x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 his ÚwÚ due. -UwU Poins. UwU Then awt xDD thou damn'd fow ^w^ keeping >w< thy ;;w;; wowd with x3 the deviw. -UwU Pwince. ^-^ Ewse ^.^ he xDD had :33 been damn'd fow cozening x3 the deviw. -UwU Poins. But, x3 my >w< wads, x3 my >w< wads, to-mowwow UwU mownying, ^.^ by fouw UwU o'cwock -xDD eawwy, uWu at Gadshill! >_> Thewe OwO awe piwgwims OwO gong to >w< Cantewbuwy with -rich :3 offewings, ÚwÚ and traders riding to ;;w;; Wondon with :33 fat x3 puwses. UwU I -uWu have UwU vizawds fow xDD you aww; xDD you uWu have :3 howses fow youwsewves. -uWu Gadshiww wies ^.^ to-nyight uWu in Rochester. UwU I uWu have ;;w;; bespoke OwO suppew -to-mowwow >w< nyight uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. We OwO may UwU do >w< it >_< as ^.^ secuwe >_< as OwO sweep. ;;w;; If -xDD you xDD wiww x3 go, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ stuff x3 youw purses full of cwowns; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww ->_> nyot, ^.^ tawwy uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and be hang'd! -Faw. >w< Heaw :3 ye, Yedward: >_> if UwU I ^.^ tawwy uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and OwO go >_> nyot, I'll ^w^ hang xDD you -fow uWu going. -UwU Poins. >_> You :33 wiww, ÚwÚ chops? -Faw. Hal, wiwt xDD thou >_< make onye? -UwU Pwince. UwU Who, UwU I rob? UwU I :3 a :3 thief? ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^.^ by x3 my ÚwÚ faith. -Faw. >_> Thewe's :3 nyeithew :3 honyesty, x3 manhood, nor ÚwÚ good fewwowship uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -nor xDD thou xDD cam'st nyot of x3 the :3 bwood royal >_> if xDD thou darest nyot stand -fow ;;w;; ten shillings. -UwU Pwince. Weww >w< then, >_> once uWu in x3 my OwO days I'll be :3 a ;;w;; madcap. -Faw. Why, ^w^ that's weww UwU said. -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, come >_> what :33 wiww, I'll ^.^ tawwy uWu at >_> home. -Faw. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, I'll be :3 a traitor >w< then, when xDD thou awt king. -UwU Pwince. UwU I :3 cawe not. -UwU Poins. Sir John, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, OwO weave x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me >_< awonye. UwU I xDD wiww -uWu way ^.^ him down xDD such weasons fow ÚwÚ this adventuwe :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. -Faw. xDD Weww, ^w^ God UwU give uWu thee x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 pewsuasion ÚwÚ and ^.^ him x3 the OwO eaws -of pwofiting, :3 that >_> what xDD thou xDD speakest OwO may move ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ he x3 heaws -OwO may be OwO bewieved, :3 that x3 the true >_> pwince OwO may (fow recreation UwU sake) -^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU fawse ^.^ thief; fow x3 the poor abuses of x3 the time ^.^ want -ÚwÚ countenyance. Farewell; xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. -UwU Pwince. UwU Faweweww, xDD thou UwU wattew >w< spwing! farewell, Aww-hawwown summer! -uWu Exit >w< Fawstaff. -UwU Poins. >_> Nyow, x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 sweet honey uWu wowd, uWu wide with >_> us ÚwÚ to-mowwow. UwU I -uWu have :3 a xDD jest to :33 execute :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot manage >_< awonye. :33 Fawstaff, -xDD Bawdowph, Peto, ÚwÚ and uWu Gadshiww UwU shaww rob UwU those ;;w;; men :3 that ^.^ we uWu have -xDD awweady ÚwÚ waywaid; >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyot be uWu thewe; ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they -uWu have x3 the >w< booty, >_> if xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do nyot rob ÚwÚ them, :3 cut ÚwÚ this >_> head x3 off -from x3 my shoulders. -UwU Pwince. How UwU shaww ^.^ we ÚwÚ pawt with them uWu in >w< setting uWu fowth? -UwU Poins. Why, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu set fowth >w< befowe ow ÚwÚ aftew them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint them -:3 a :33 pwace of meeting, wherein >w< it >_> is uWu at UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe to faiw; ÚwÚ and -xDD then xDD wiww ;;w;; they adventuwe ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ expwoit themselves; which ;;w;; they -UwU shaww uWu have nyo :33 soonyew ;;w;; achieved, >_> but we'll uWu set ;;w;; upon OwO them. -UwU Pwince. Yea, >_> but UwU 'tis ^.^ wike :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^.^ knyow >_> us ^.^ by UwU ouw howses, ^.^ by -UwU ouw ;;w;; habits, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by every othew >_< appointment, to be uWu ouwsewves. -UwU Poins. Tut! UwU ouw :3 howses ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot >_> see- I'll :33 tie them uWu in x3 the -^w^ wood; UwU ouw xDD wizawds ^.^ we xDD wiww change ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ we OwO weave OwO them; x3 and, -sirrah, UwU I uWu have xDD cases of OwO buckwam fow x3 the ;;w;; nyonce, to ÚwÚ immask UwU ouw -noted :33 outwawd x3 gawments. -UwU Pwince. Yea, >_> but UwU I doubt ;;w;; they xDD wiww be ^w^ too x3 hawd fow >_> us. -UwU Poins. xDD Weww, fow >w< two of ÚwÚ them, UwU I ^.^ knyow them to be >_< as true-bred -^w^ cowawds >_< as OwO evew >_> tuwn'd back; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the OwO thiwd, >_> if ^.^ he >w< fight -longer than ^.^ he sees weason, I'll >w< fowsweaw arms. uWu The viwtue of -ÚwÚ this xDD jest xDD wiww >_< wie x3 the OwO incompwehensibwe wies :3 that ÚwÚ this same :33 fat -;;w;; wogue xDD wiww tell >_> us when ^.^ we :3 meet uWu at supper: >w< how UwU thiwty, uWu at least, -^.^ he ÚwÚ fought x3 with; >_> what UwU wawds, >_> what ÚwÚ bwows, >_> what >_< extwemities ^.^ he -endured; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the >_< wepwoof of ÚwÚ this wies x3 the ;;w;; jest. -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, I'll OwO go with thee. Provide >_> us aww ^.^ things ^.^ nyecessawy -ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me ^.^ to-nyight uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. >_> Thewe I'll uWu sup. uWu Faweweww. -UwU Poins. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. -UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you all, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ awhiwe uWu uphowd -uWu The :33 unyok'd humouw of x3 youw >_< idwenyess. -ÚwÚ Yet >w< hewein xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ imitate x3 the sun, -Who xDD doth >_< pewmit x3 the UwU base ^-^ contagious :33 cwouds -;;w;; To >w< smothew x3 up :33 his beauty from x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -^.^ That, when ^.^ he uWu pwease again to >_< wie himsewf, -uWu Being wanted, ^.^ he OwO may be ^.^ mowe x3 wond'wed uWu at -^-^ By breaking ^w^ thwough x3 the fouw ÚwÚ and ugwy ÚwÚ mists -Of uWu vapouws :3 that uWu did xDD seem to strangle ^.^ him. -;;w;; If aww x3 the xDD yeaw :3 wewe :3 pwaying howidays, -;;w;; To spowt ^.^ wouwd be >_< as tedious >_< as to >_> wowk; -OwO But when ;;w;; they seldom come, ;;w;; they :33 wish'd-fow come, -xDD And >_< nyothing xDD pweaseth >_> but OwO wawe >_< accidents. -So, when ÚwÚ this ;;w;; woose >_> behaviouw UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 off -xDD And x3 pay x3 the >_> debt UwU I >_< nyevew >_< pwomised, -^-^ By >w< how much xDD bettew than x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU I am, -^-^ By UwU so much UwU shaww UwU I xDD fawsify men's uWu hopes; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike uWu bwight >_< metaw on :3 a UwU suwwen ground, -OwO My >_< wefowmation, gwitt'wing ^-^ o'ew x3 my ^w^ fauwt, -Shall x3 show ^.^ mowe xDD goodwy ÚwÚ and :33 attwact ^.^ mowe eyes -Than :3 that which hath nyo ÚwÚ foiw to uWu set >w< it off. -I'll UwU so ^-^ offend to >_< make offence :3 a ^-^ skiww, -Wedeeming time when ;;w;; men think least UwU I :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -OwO Wondon. uWu The OwO Pawace. - -Entew x3 the OwO King, >_> Nyowthumbewwand, Worcester, x3 Hotspuw, Sir Wawtew Bwunt, -with ÚwÚ othews. - -;;w;; King. OwO My :3 bwood hath :33 been ^w^ too UwU cowd ÚwÚ and tempewate, -Unyapt to stir uWu at these indignyities, -xDD And xDD you uWu have >_> found uWu me, fow ;;w;; accowdingwy ->_> You ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> patience; >_> but be >_< suwe -UwU I xDD wiww from henceforth rather be myself, ->w< Mighty ÚwÚ and to be feaw'd, than x3 my ^w^ condition, ->_< Which hath :33 been x3 smooth >_< as ÚwÚ oiw, soft >_< as xDD young ;;w;; down, -xDD And >_< thewefowe wost :3 that ;;w;; titwe of wespect ->_< Which x3 the OwO pwoud :3 souw ^w^ nye'ew >w< pays >_> but to x3 the :3 pwoud. -Wor. Our house, x3 my suvweign ^.^ wiege, xDD wittwe >_> desewves -uWu The scourge of :33 gweatnyess to be ;;w;; us'd on OwO it- -xDD And :3 that same :33 gweatnyess ^w^ too which UwU ouw UwU own ^.^ hands -:3 Have holp to >_< make UwU so ^w^ powtwy. -:3 Nyowth. OwO My wowd- -;;w;; King. Worcester, get uWu thee xDD gonye; fow UwU I UwU do >_> see -^-^ Dangew ÚwÚ and uWu disobedience uWu in ^.^ thinye :33 eye. ->_< O, ^w^ siw, x3 youw x3 pwesence >_> is ^w^ too bold ÚwÚ and pewemptowy, -xDD And ^.^ majesty ^w^ might >_< nyevew yet OwO enduwe -uWu The moody OwO fwontiew of :3 a xDD sewvant >_> bwow. -^w^ Tou uWu have ÚwÚ good OwO weave to OwO weave >_> us. x3 When ^.^ we >_< nyeed -uWu 'Youw use ÚwÚ and counsew, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> send fow OwO you. -uWu Exit Worcester. ->_> You :3 wewe about to >_< speak. -:3 Nyowth. Yea, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ->w< Those OwO pwisonyews uWu in x3 youw Highness' xDD nyame ÚwÚ demanded ->_< Which ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Pewcy OwO hewe uWu at xDD Howmedon took, ->_< Wewe, >_< as ^.^ he says, nyot with xDD such ÚwÚ stwength >w< denyied -;;w;; As >_> is ^-^ dewivewed to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -^-^ Eithew xDD envy, OwO thewefowe, ow UwU mispwision -Is guiwty of ÚwÚ this ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my OwO son. -^w^ Hot. OwO My ^.^ wiege, UwU I uWu did UwU deny nyo pwisonyews. -OwO But UwU I UwU wemembew, when x3 the >w< fight UwU was :33 donye, -x3 When UwU I UwU was xDD dwy with xDD wage ÚwÚ and extweme toww, -Breathless ÚwÚ and :33 faint, weanying ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu swowd, ->_< Came there :3 a xDD cewtain uWu wowd, neat ÚwÚ and trimly dwess'd, ->w< Fwesh >_< as :3 a uWu bwidegwoom; ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ chin x3 nyew >_< weap'd -Show'd ^.^ wike :3 a stubbwe ÚwÚ wand uWu at harvest >_> home. ->w< He UwU was perfumed ^.^ wike :3 a miwwinyew, -xDD And 'twixt :33 his finger ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thumb ^.^ he hewd -^-^ A UwU pouncet OwO box, which OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 anyon ->w< He uWu gave :33 his nose, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; took't OwO away again; -Who OwO thewewith ;;w;; angwy, when >w< it :3 nyext ^-^ came thewe, ->w< Took >w< it uWu in x3 snyuff; ÚwÚ and still ^.^ he ^w^ smiw'd ÚwÚ and talk'd; -xDD And >_< as x3 the ^-^ sowdiews bore >_< dead >_< bodies UwU by, ->w< He ^w^ caww'd them untaught knaves, unmannyewwy, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing :3 a ^.^ swuvnwy >_> unhandsome cowse -Betwixt x3 the wind ÚwÚ and :33 his nobility. -With UwU many x3 howiday ÚwÚ and uWu wady terms ->w< He UwU questionyed uWu me, amongst x3 the xDD west ÚwÚ demanded -OwO My OwO pwisonyews uWu in x3 youw :33 Majesty's ^.^ behawf. -UwU I >w< then, aww ^-^ smawting with x3 my wounds ^.^ being >_< cowd, -;;w;; To be UwU so pest'red with :3 a ^.^ popingay, -UwU Out of x3 my grief ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> impatience -Answew'd x3 nyegwectingwy, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what- ->w< He should, ow ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 nyot; fow ^.^ he UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ mad -;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him shine UwU so bwisk, ÚwÚ and smell UwU so sweet, -xDD And tawk UwU so ^.^ wike :3 a uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman -Of ^-^ guns ÚwÚ and xDD dwums ÚwÚ and UwU wounds- ^w^ God :3 save x3 the mawk!- -xDD And :3 tewwing ;;w;; me x3 the OwO suvweignyest ^.^ thing on ^.^ eawth -Was xDD pawmacity fow >w< an inward bruise; -xDD And :3 that >w< it UwU was great pity, UwU so >w< it UwU was, -This villanous saltpetre >_> shouwd be xDD digg'd -UwU Out of x3 the bowels of x3 the UwU hawmwess earth, ->_< Which UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; taww fewwow xDD had >w< destwoy'd -^w^ So x3 cowawdwy; ÚwÚ and >_> but fow these ^-^ viwe ;;w;; 'guns, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< himsewf uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO sowdiew. -This ;;w;; bawd unjointed ^.^ chat of his, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I OwO answewed :33 indiwectwy, >_< as UwU I said, -xDD And UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet nyot :33 his wepowt -:3 Come :3 cuwwent fow >w< an :33 accusation -Betwixt x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD high :33 majesty. -Bwunt. uWu The circumstance considewed, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -ÚwÚ Whate'ew Lord ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Pewcy xDD then xDD had uWu said -;;w;; To xDD such :3 a pewson, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such :3 a pwace, -At xDD such :3 a time, with aww x3 the xDD west wetowd, -^-^ May >_> weasonyabwy >_> die, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew rise -;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him wwong, ow xDD any uWu way x3 impeach ->_> What xDD then ^.^ he said, UwU so ^.^ he ^.^ unsay >w< it now. -;;w;; King. Why, yet ^.^ he xDD doth UwU deny :33 his pwisonyews, -OwO But with OwO pwoviso ÚwÚ and >w< exception, -:33 That ^.^ we uWu at UwU ouw UwU own :3 chawge UwU shaww wansom ^w^ stwaight -ÚwÚ His >_> bwothew-in-waw, x3 the >_< foowish Mortimer; -UwU Who, on x3 my x3 souw, hath uWu wiwfuwwy betray'd -uWu The ;;w;; wives of UwU those :3 that ^.^ he uWu did lead to >w< fight -^w^ Against :3 that great OwO magician, damn'd OwO Gwendowew, ->_< Whose ^w^ daughtew, >_< as ^.^ we heaw, x3 the ^-^ Eaww of March ->_< Hath :3 watewy mawwied. Shall UwU ouw >_> coffews, >w< then, -^w^ Be UwU emptied to xDD wedeem :3 a traitor ^w^ home? -Shall ^.^ we UwU buy :3 tweason? ÚwÚ and :3 indent with OwO feaws -x3 When ;;w;; they uWu have wost ÚwÚ and >_< fowfeited ^.^ themsewves? -:3 Nyo, on x3 the ^-^ bawwen ^-^ mountains wet ^.^ him >w< stawve! -For UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew howd :3 that x3 man x3 my :33 fwiend ->_< Whose >_> tongue UwU shaww ^w^ ask ;;w;; me fow one ÚwÚ penny >_> cost -;;w;; To wansom ^.^ home ^w^ wevowted Mortimer. -^w^ Hot. Revolted OwO Mowtimew? ->w< He >_< nyevew uWu did faww ^w^ off, x3 my suvweign ^.^ wiege, -OwO But ^.^ by x3 the chance of waw. ;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv :3 that true -Nyeeds nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but one >_> tongue fow aww UwU those ;;w;; wounds, ->w< Those >_> mouthed ;;w;; wounds, which valiantly ^.^ he >_> took -x3 When on x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Sevewn's :3 sedgy ^.^ bank, -^w^ In :3 singwe :33 opposition uWu hand to uWu hand, ->w< He uWu did confound x3 the best ÚwÚ pawt of >w< an >_> houw -^w^ In :3 changing ;;w;; hawdiment with great >_< Gwendowew. -Thwee times ;;w;; they bweath'd, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee times uWu did ;;w;; they dwink, ->_> Upon agreement, of UwU swift ^-^ Sevewn's flood; -Who >w< then, affwighted with uWu theiw bwoody looks, -Wan uWu feawfuwwy ^-^ among x3 the uWu twembwing UwU weeds -xDD And >_< hid :33 his ^.^ cwisp >_> head uWu in x3 the OwO howwow ^.^ bank, -Bloodstained with these uWu vawiant >w< cohabitants. -xDD Nyevew uWu did UwU base ÚwÚ and wotten UwU powicy ->_> Cowouw her >w< wowking with xDD such deadwy >_< wounds; -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew couwd x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Mowtimew -Receive UwU so UwU many, ÚwÚ and aww >_< wiwwingwy. -UwU Then wet nyot ^.^ him be swandewed with revolt. -;;w;; King. ^.^ Thou dost belie :3 him, >w< Pewcy, xDD thou dost belie x3 him! ->w< He >_< nyevew uWu did x3 encountew with >_< Gwendowew. -UwU I tell uWu thee ->w< He x3 duwst >_< as weww uWu have >w< met x3 the ^.^ deviw awonye -;;w;; As OwO Owen ;;w;; Gwendowew fow >w< an enemy. -Awt xDD thou nyot asham'd? But, sirrah, henceforth -Let ;;w;; me nyot hear xDD you speak of Mortimer. ->_< Send ;;w;; me x3 youw OwO pwisonyews with x3 the ÚwÚ speediest >_< means, -:33 Ow xDD you UwU shaww hear uWu in xDD such :3 a uWu kind from ;;w;; me -;;w;; As xDD wiww UwU dispwease OwO you. OwO My Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -We x3 wicense x3 youw :3 depawtuwe with x3 youw ^w^ son.- ->_< Send >_> us x3 youw pwisonyews, ow xDD you xDD wiww hear of :3 it. -Exeunt OwO King, [Bwunt, ÚwÚ and :33 Twain] -^w^ Hot. ^-^ An >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw come ÚwÚ and roar fow ÚwÚ them, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> send OwO them. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ aftew ^w^ stwaight -xDD And tell ^.^ him so; fow UwU I xDD wiww >_> ewse x3 my uWu heawt, -Awbeit UwU I >_< make :3 a >_< hazawd of x3 my >_> head. -:3 Nyowth. What, UwU dwunk with chowew? Stay, ÚwÚ and :3 pause OwO awhiwe. -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw uncle. - -Entew Worcester. - -^w^ Hot. ^w^ Speak of OwO Mowtimew? -Zounds, UwU I xDD wiww speak of :3 him, ÚwÚ and wet x3 my :3 souw -OwO Want xDD mewcy >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ join with x3 him! -Yea, on :33 his ÚwÚ pawt I'll :33 empty aww these >_> veins, -xDD And x3 shed x3 my uWu deaw :3 bwood >_< dwop ^.^ by >_< dwop uWu in x3 the :33 dust, -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww lift x3 the downtrod ^-^ Mowtimew -;;w;; As xDD high uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw >_< as ÚwÚ this x3 unthankfuw OwO king, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this xDD ingwate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cank'wed ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -:3 Nyowth. UwU Bwothew, x3 the ^w^ King hath UwU made x3 youw nephew >_> mad. -Wor. Who >w< stwuck ÚwÚ this ^.^ heat x3 up ÚwÚ aftew UwU I UwU was gone? -^w^ Hot. >w< He xDD wiww ^-^ (fowsooth) uWu have aww x3 my xDD pwisonyews; -xDD And when UwU I ;;w;; uwg'd x3 the wansom >_> once again -Of x3 my wive's brother, xDD then :33 his >_< cheek >_> wook'd pawe, -xDD And on x3 my OwO face ^.^ he >_> tuwn'd >w< an ^w^ eye of UwU death, -Trembling even uWu at x3 the xDD nyame of Mortimer. -Wor. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ^.^ him. Was nyot ^.^ he proclaim'd -^-^ By Richard :3 that >_< dead ;;w;; is, x3 the :3 nyext of >_< bwood? -:3 Nyowth. >w< He OwO was; UwU I heard x3 the xDD pwocwamation. -xDD And xDD then >w< it UwU was when x3 the xDD unhappy ^w^ King ->_< (Whose >_< wwongs uWu in >_> us ^w^ God >_< pawdon!) uWu did uWu set fowth ->_> Upon :33 his Irish :3 expedition; -Fwom >_> whence ^.^ he ^-^ intewcepted uWu did ^-^ wetuwn -;;w;; To be >w< depos'd, ÚwÚ and x3 showtwy OwO muwdewed. -Wor. xDD And fow x3 whose :33 death ^.^ we uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's uWu wide xDD mouth -Wive scandaliz'd ÚwÚ and foully >w< spoken uWu of. -^w^ Hot. OwO But OwO soft, UwU I pray OwO you. Did ^w^ King Richard xDD then -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew -OwO Heiw to x3 the crown? -:3 Nyowth. >w< He ^.^ did; mysewf uWu did hear :3 it. -^w^ Hot. Nyay, xDD then UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame :33 his xDD cousin OwO king, -:33 That >w< wish'd ^.^ him on x3 the ^-^ bawwen ^-^ mountains >w< stawve. -OwO But UwU shaww >w< it be :3 that UwU you, :3 that uWu set x3 the >_< cwown ->_> Upon x3 the >_> head of ÚwÚ this xDD fowgetfuw ^w^ man, -xDD And fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 detested uWu bwot -Of ^w^ muwthewous subornation- UwU shaww >w< it be -:33 That xDD you :3 a wowwd of cuwses ^-^ undewgo, -uWu Being x3 the ^-^ agents ow UwU base second >_< means, -uWu The ^-^ cowds, x3 the waddew, ow x3 the ;;w;; hangman >w< wathew? ->_< O, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I descend UwU so wow -;;w;; To x3 show x3 the winye ÚwÚ and x3 the pwedicament -^-^ Whewein xDD you ^-^ wange :33 undew ÚwÚ this >_< subtiwe x3 king! -Shall >w< it fow ^-^ shame be >w< spoken uWu in these uWu days, -:33 Ow ^w^ fiww x3 up >w< chwonyicwes uWu in time to come, -:33 That ;;w;; men of x3 youw >_> nyobiwity ÚwÚ and powew -Did >w< gage them both uWu in >w< an :33 unjust behawf -xDD (As both of UwU you, ^w^ God UwU pawdon :3 it! uWu have done) -;;w;; To put down ^.^ Wichawd, :3 that x3 sweet lovely rose, -xDD And plant ÚwÚ this thorn, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cankew, Bolingbroke? -xDD And UwU shaww >w< it uWu in ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame be further >w< spoken -:33 That xDD you OwO awe ^-^ foow'd, discawded, ÚwÚ and >_> shook x3 off -^-^ By ^.^ him fow ÚwÚ whom these UwU shames OwO ye ^-^ undewwent? -Nyo! yet time sewves wherein xDD you OwO may xDD wedeem -uWu Youw banyish'd honyouws ÚwÚ and restore youwsewves -^.^ Into x3 the ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts of x3 the wowwd again; -xDD Wevenge x3 the jeering ÚwÚ and ;;w;; disdain'd x3 contempt -Of ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud OwO king, who x3 studies day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight -;;w;; To answew aww x3 the >_> debt ^.^ he >_> owes to xDD you -Even with x3 the bwoody payment of x3 youw deaths. -Therefore UwU I UwU say- -Wor. uWu Peace, OwO cousin, >_> say nyo mowe; -xDD And now, UwU I xDD wiww :3 uncwasp :3 a secret ^-^ book, -xDD And to x3 youw quick-conceiving discontents -I'll ^w^ wead xDD you ;;w;; mattew >_> deep ÚwÚ and UwU dangewous, -;;w;; As full of peril ÚwÚ and xDD adventuwous ^w^ spiwit -;;w;; As to o'erwalk :3 a :3 cuwwent xDD woawing ÚwÚ woud -On x3 the xDD unsteadfast footing of :3 a uWu speaw. -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; If ^.^ he faww x3 in, ÚwÚ good night, ow sink ow x3 swim! ->_< Send danger from x3 the uWu east >w< unto x3 the ^-^ west, -^w^ So honour OwO cwoss >w< it from x3 the ^.^ nyowth to :3 south, -xDD And wet them grapple. >_< O, x3 the :3 bwood ^.^ mowe stiws -;;w;; To wouse :3 a wion than to start :3 a ÚwÚ hawe! -:3 Nyowth. Imagination of x3 some great ^.^ expwoit -Drives ^.^ him ^w^ beyond x3 the bounds of OwO patience. -^w^ Hot. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, uWu methinks >w< it :3 wewe >w< an ^w^ easy ^-^ weap -;;w;; To pluck uWu bwight honour from x3 the pawe-fac'd ;;w;; moon, -:33 Ow ^w^ dive x3 into x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the >w< deep, -Whewe >w< fadom winye couwd >_< nyevew :33 touch x3 the ground, -xDD And pluck x3 up drowned honour ^.^ by x3 the locks, -^w^ So ^.^ he :3 that xDD doth xDD wedeem her thence ^w^ might ^-^ weaw -Without cowwivaw aww her >_< dignyities; -OwO But x3 out ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >_> hawf-fac'd x3 fewwowship! -Wor. >w< He appwehends :3 a wowwd of figuwes UwU hewe, -OwO But nyot x3 the >_< fowm of >_> what ^.^ he >_> shouwd xDD attend. -^-^ Good OwO cousin, UwU give ;;w;; me audience fow :3 a >_> whiwe. -^w^ Hot. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. -Wor. >w< Those same x3 nyobwe x3 Scots -:33 That OwO awe x3 youw ^w^ pwisonyews- -^w^ Hot. I'll >_< keep them all. -^-^ By :33 God, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot uWu have :3 a OwO Scot of >w< them! -:3 Nyo, >_> if :3 a OwO Scot ^.^ wouwd :3 save :33 his x3 souw, ^.^ he UwU shaww not. -I'll >_< keep ÚwÚ them, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD hand! -Wor. >_> You start xDD away. -xDD And xDD wend nyo ear >w< unto x3 my purposes. ->w< Those OwO pwisonyews xDD you UwU shaww keep. -^w^ Hot. Nyay, UwU I will! :33 That >_> is :33 fwat! ->w< He uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot wansom Mortimer, -:3 Fowbade x3 my >_> tongue to speak of Mortimer, -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww find ^.^ him when ^.^ he wies ^-^ asweep, -xDD And uWu in :33 his ear I'll uWu howwoa 'Mowtimew.' -Nyay; -I'll uWu have :3 a starling UwU shaww be ÚwÚ taught to speak -Nyothing >_> but UwU 'Mowtimew,' ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it ^.^ him -;;w;; To >_< keep :33 his ÚwÚ angew still uWu in ;;w;; motion. -Wor. >w< Heaw UwU you, OwO cousin, :3 a OwO wowd. -^w^ Hot. All x3 studies OwO hewe UwU I OwO sowemnwy ^.^ defy -:3 Save >w< how to ^.^ gaww ÚwÚ and pinch ÚwÚ this ^-^ Bowingbwoke; -xDD And :3 that same ^w^ swowd-and-buckwew Prince of Wales- -OwO But :3 that UwU I think :33 his >w< fathew loves ^.^ him nyot -xDD And ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad ^.^ he >w< met with x3 some uWu mischance, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him x3 poisonyed with :3 a >_> pot of x3 awe. -Wor. UwU Faweweww, kinsman. UwU I xDD wiww tawk to xDD you -x3 When xDD you OwO awe xDD bettew tempew'd to xDD attend. -:3 Nyowth. Why, >_> what :3 a xDD wasp-stung ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impatient >w< foow -Awt xDD thou to bweak x3 into ÚwÚ this xDD woman's :3 mood, -uWu Tying ^.^ thinye ear to nyo >_> tongue >_> but ^.^ thinye :33 own! -^w^ Hot. Why, wook UwU you, UwU I ^w^ am whipp'd ÚwÚ and scourg'd with rods, -^w^ Nyettwed, ÚwÚ and OwO stung with pismires when UwU I hear -Of ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe xDD powitician, ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -^w^ In >w< Wichawd's ÚwÚ time- >_> what UwU do xDD you caww x3 the :3 pwace- -^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 it! >w< it >_> is uWu in UwU GIoucestewshiwe- ->_< 'Twas :3 whewe x3 the UwU madcap >w< Duke :33 his :33 uncwe uWu kept- -ÚwÚ His :33 uncwe York- :3 whewe UwU I xDD fiwst uWu bow'd x3 my knyee -uWu Unto ÚwÚ this x3 king of >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ this ^-^ Bowingbwoke- -OwO 'S UwU bwood! -x3 When xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ came back from >_> Wavenspuwgh- -:3 Nyowth. At ^.^ Bewkewey UwU Castwe. -^w^ Hot. >_> You >_> say true. -Why, >_> what :3 a candy deal of >w< couwtesy -This uWu fawnying gweyhound xDD then uWu did x3 pwoffew me! -x3 Wook, 'when :33 his xDD infant :3 fowtunye ^-^ came to :3 age,' -xDD And :33 'gentwe ÚwÚ Hawwy :33 Pewcy,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ 'kind >_> cousin'- ->_< O, x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO take xDD such :33 cozenyews!- ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! -^-^ Good uWu uncwe, tell x3 youw :33 tawe, fow UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. -Wor. Nyay, >_> if xDD you uWu have >_> nyot, to >w< it ;;w;; again. -We xDD wiww xDD stay x3 youw xDD weisuwe. -^w^ Hot. UwU I uWu have :33 donye, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -Wor. UwU Then >_> once ^.^ mowe to x3 youw ^.^ Scottish pwisonyews. -Deliver them x3 up ^-^ without uWu theiw wansom stwaight, -xDD And >_< make x3 the Dougwas' >_< son x3 youw >w< onwy >_> mean -For ÚwÚ powews ^w^ In Scotwand; ^w^ which, fow divers weasons ->_< Which UwU I UwU shaww >_> send xDD you written, be x3 assuw'd -Will easily be gwanted. :33 [To Northumberland] >_< You, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu Youw >_< son uWu in :3 Scotwand ^.^ being OwO thus >w< empwoy'd, -Shall secwetwy x3 into x3 the ^w^ bosom :3 cweep -Of :3 that same x3 nyobwe prelate :3 weww-bewov'd, -uWu The Archbishop. -^w^ Hot. Of York, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -Wor. ^w^ Twue; who bears x3 hawd -ÚwÚ His brother's :33 death uWu at OwO Bwistow, x3 the Lord Scroop. -UwU I speak nyot ÚwÚ this uWu in ^w^ estimation, -;;w;; As >_> what UwU I think ^w^ might be, >_> but >_> what UwU I ^.^ knyow -Is ;;w;; wuminyated, ^w^ pwotted, ÚwÚ and uWu set ;;w;; down, -xDD And >w< onwy uWu stays >_> but to behowd x3 the OwO face -Of :3 that ;;w;; occasion :3 that UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing >w< it :3 on. -^w^ Hot. UwU I smell :3 it. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, >w< it xDD wiww UwU do well. -:3 Nyowth. ^.^ Befowe x3 the game >_> is afoot xDD thou still ÚwÚ wet'st UwU swip. -^w^ Hot. Why, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but be :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pwot. -xDD And xDD then x3 the powew of :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and of York -;;w;; To ^w^ join with Mortimer, ^.^ ha? -Wor. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they >_< shaww. -^w^ Hot. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, >w< it >_> is exceedingwy weww ;;w;; aim'd. -Wor. xDD And UwU 'tis nyo xDD wittwe reason UwU bids >_> us speed, -;;w;; To :3 save UwU ouw heads ^.^ by uWu waising of :3 a head; -For, UwU beaw ouwsewves >_< as even >_< as ^.^ we ^-^ can, -uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww awways think ^.^ him uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ debt, -xDD And think ^.^ we think ouwsewves >_< unsatisfied, -Tiww ^.^ he hath >_> found :3 a time to x3 pay >_> us >_> home. -xDD And >_> see xDD awweady >w< how ^.^ he xDD doth x3 begin -;;w;; To >_< make >_> us stwangews to :33 his :33 wooks of love. -^w^ Hot. >w< He >w< does, ^.^ he does! ^-^ We'ww be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him. -Wor. Cousin, farewell. No further OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ this -Than UwU I ^.^ by x3 wettews UwU shaww direct x3 youw course. -x3 When time >_> is xDD wipe, which xDD wiww be suddenly, -I'll ^.^ steaw to ;;w;; Gwendowew ÚwÚ and Lord Mortimer, -Whewe xDD you ÚwÚ and Dougwas, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw pow'rs uWu at ^w^ once, -;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww fashion :33 it, UwU shaww happily ^w^ meet, -;;w;; To UwU beaw UwU ouw fowtunyes uWu in UwU ouw UwU own >w< stwong awms, ->_< Which nyow ^.^ we howd uWu at much x3 uncewtainty. -:3 Nyowth. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good ^-^ bwothew. We UwU shaww thwive, UwU I :33 twust. -^w^ Hot. >_> Uncwe, ^w^ adieu. >_< O, wet x3 the >_> houws be showt -Tiww fields ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ and groans appwaud UwU ouw :33 spowt! :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. -Rochester. ^-^ An inn >_< yawd. - -Entew :3 a Cawwiew with :3 a lantern uWu in :33 his >w< hand. - -:3 1. OwO Caw. Heigh-ho! >w< an >w< it be nyot fouw ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ day, I'll be xDD hang'd. -x3 Chawwes' xDD wain >_> is uvw x3 the x3 nyew uWu chimnyey, ÚwÚ and yet UwU ouw UwU howse nyot -pack'd.- What, ostler! -;;w;; Ost. >_> [within] ;;w;; Anyon, x3 anyon. -:3 1. OwO Caw. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, xDD Tom, xDD beat ÚwÚ Cut's >_> saddwe, put :3 a x3 few flocks uWu in x3 the -point. OwO Poow uWu jade >_> is x3 wwung uWu in x3 the OwO withews x3 out of aww cess. - -Entew anyothew :33 Cawwiew. - -uWu 2. OwO Caw. >_< Peas ÚwÚ and >_< beans OwO awe >_< as dank OwO hewe >_< as :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is x3 the -:3 nyext uWu way to UwU give poor x3 jades x3 the bots. This ;;w;; house >_> is turned ;;w;; upside -down xDD since Wobin Ostler ÚwÚ died. -:3 1. OwO Caw. OwO Poow fewwow >_< nyevew ^.^ joyed xDD since x3 the pwice of oats uWu wose. ^.^ It -UwU was x3 the :33 death of ^.^ him. -uWu 2. OwO Caw. UwU I think ÚwÚ this be x3 the UwU most villanous ;;w;; house uWu in aww ;;w;; Wondon woad -fow fleas. UwU I ^w^ am OwO stung ^.^ wike :3 a tench. -:3 1. OwO Caw. Wike :3 a xDD tench UwU I ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, there >_> is ^w^ nye'ew :3 a x3 king chwisten -couwd be xDD bettew xDD bit than UwU I uWu have :33 been xDD since x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ cock. -uWu 2. OwO Caw. Why, ;;w;; they xDD wiww UwU awwow >_> us ^w^ nye'ew :3 a :33 jowdan, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we xDD weak uWu in -x3 youw uWu chimnyey, ÚwÚ and x3 youw chamber-lye breeds fleas ^.^ wike :3 a loach. -:3 1. OwO Caw. What, ostler! come OwO away ÚwÚ and be hang'd! come away! -uWu 2. OwO Caw. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_< gammon of :33 bacon ÚwÚ and >w< two wazes of :3 gingew, to be -^-^ dewivewed >_< as uWu faw >_< as >_> Chawing Cross. -:3 1. OwO Caw. >_> God's :3 body! x3 the turkeys uWu in x3 my x3 pannyiew OwO awe quite UwU stawved. -What, ostler! ^-^ A pwague on uWu thee! x3 hast xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< an ^w^ eye uWu in >w< thy -head? ÚwÚ Canst nyot UwU heaw? ^-^ An >w< 'twewe nyot >_< as ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed >_< as ÚwÚ dwink to -bweak x3 the OwO pate on ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD vewy villain. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and be hang'd! -Hast nyo :33 faith uWu in thee? - -Entew :33 Gadshiww. - -xDD Gads. ^-^ Good morrow, ^-^ cawwiews. x3 What's >_< o'cwock? -:3 1. OwO Caw. UwU I think >w< it be >w< two OwO o'cwock. -xDD Gads. UwU I :33 pwithee xDD wend ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this lantern to >_> see x3 my gewding uWu in x3 the -:3 stabwe. -:3 1. OwO Caw. Nyay, ^.^ by :33 God, xDD soft! UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a twick ^.^ wowth >w< two of :3 that, -:33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -xDD Gads. UwU I pray uWu thee xDD wend ;;w;; me ÚwÚ thinye. -uWu 2. OwO Caw. Ay, xDD when? ;;w;; canst teww? uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy wantewn, quoth uWu he? OwO Mawwy, -I'll >_> see uWu thee :33 hang'd fiwst! -xDD Gads. ^w^ Siwwah carrier, >_> what time UwU do xDD you >_> mean to come to >_< Wondon? -uWu 2. OwO Caw. ^-^ Time enough to OwO go to x3 bed with :3 a ÚwÚ candwe, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. -^.^ Come, OwO nyeighbouw ^-^ Mugs, we'll caww x3 up x3 the >_< gentwemen. ^-^ They xDD wiww -:3 awong with xDD company, fow ;;w;; they uWu have great chawge. -Exeunt [Carriers]. -xDD Gads. What, ho! uWu chambewwain! - -Entew Chamberlain. - -Cham. At uWu hand, quoth pickpuwse. -xDD Gads. >w< That's even >_< as >w< faiw OwO as- 'at uWu hand, quoth x3 the UwU chambewwain'; fow -xDD thou x3 vawiest nyo ^.^ mowe from :33 picking of purses than ^.^ giving ÚwÚ diwection -xDD doth from labouring: xDD thou ;;w;; wayest x3 the :3 pwot ^.^ how. -Cham. ^-^ Good morrow, >_< Mastew :33 Gadshiww. ^.^ It ÚwÚ howds :3 cuwwent :3 that UwU I told -xDD you x3 yestewnyight. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^w^ fwankwin uWu in x3 the Wild of Kent hath -^.^ bwought >w< thwee :3 hundwed >w< mawks with ^.^ him uWu in ;;w;; gowd. UwU I heard ^.^ him tell >w< it -to one of :33 his >_< company >w< wast >w< nyight uWu at xDD suppew- :3 a uWu kind of >_> auditow; -one :3 that hath abundance of :3 chawge :3 too, ^w^ God xDD knyows what. ^-^ They OwO awe -x3 up xDD awweady ÚwÚ and caww fow ^.^ eggs ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. ^-^ They xDD wiww OwO away -presently. -xDD Gads. Siwwah, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 meet nyot with Saint Nyichowas' xDD cwewks, I'll -UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this ;;w;; nyeck. -Cham. :3 Nyo, I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. UwU I pray uWu thee >_< keep :3 that fow x3 the :3 hangman; -fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >w< wowshippest Saint uWu Nyichowas >_< as :33 twuwy >_< as :3 a x3 man of -UwU fawsehood may. -xDD Gads. >_> What talkest xDD thou to ;;w;; me of x3 the ;;w;; hangman? ;;w;; If UwU I uWu hang, I'll >_< make -:3 a :33 fat :33 paiw of gallows; fow >_> if UwU I uWu hang, ;;w;; owd Sir John uWu hangs with uWu me, -ÚwÚ and xDD thou knowest ^.^ he >_> is nyo ^.^ stawvewing. Tut! there OwO awe othew -Twoyans :3 that xDD thou UwU dweam'st nyot :33 of, x3 the which fow spowt ÚwÚ sake OwO awe -:3 content to UwU do x3 the pwofession x3 some >w< gwace; :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ (if uWu mattews ->_> shouwd be >_> wook'd >_> into) fow uWu theiw UwU own cwedit ÚwÚ sake >_< make aww ^-^ whowe. -UwU I ^w^ am joined with nyo :33 foot ^w^ wand-wakews, nyo ^w^ wong-staff xDD sixpenny -^-^ stwikews, >_< nyonye of these ^-^ mad ^w^ mustachio :3 puwpwe-hued OwO mawtwowms; >_> but -with nobility, ÚwÚ and :33 twanquiwwity, buwgomastews ÚwÚ and great x3 onyeyews, -xDD such >_< as ^.^ can howd x3 in, xDD such >_< as xDD wiww strike :33 soonyew than :3 speak, ÚwÚ and -speak :33 soonyew than dwink, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink :33 soonyew than ^w^ pway; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, ->_< zounds, UwU I wie; fow ;;w;; they pray OwO continyuawwy to uWu theiw UwU saint, x3 the -commonwealth, ow UwU wathew, nyot pray to hew, >_> but prey on hew, fow -;;w;; they uWu wide x3 up ÚwÚ and down on her ÚwÚ and >_< make her uWu theiw uWu boots. -Cham. What, x3 the >_> commonweawth uWu theiw >_> boots? Will ^.^ she howd x3 out UwU watew -uWu in fouw >w< way? -xDD Gads. :33 She :33 wiww, ^.^ she will! Justice hath >_< wiquow'd her. We ^.^ steaw >_< as uWu in -:3 a UwU castwe, :3 cocksuwe. We uWu have x3 the :33 weceipt of ^w^ fewnseed, ^.^ we UwU wawk -:33 invisibwe. -Cham. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU I think xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe beholding to x3 the >w< nyight -than to fernseed fow x3 youw ^.^ wawking :33 invisibwe. -xDD Gads. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have :3 a share uWu in UwU ouw purchase, >_< as -UwU I ÚwÚ and :3 a true man. -Cham. Nyay, rather wet ;;w;; me uWu have :33 it, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a UwU fawse >w< thief. -xDD Gads. Go >w< to; 'homo' >_> is :3 a ^w^ common xDD nyame to aww ^.^ men. x3 Bid x3 the >w< ostwew -;;w;; bwing x3 my gewding x3 out of x3 the :3 stabwe. UwU Faweweww, xDD you >_> muddy knave. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -uWu The highway nyeaw :33 Gadshiww. - -Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. - -UwU Poins. ^.^ Come, shewtew, shelter! UwU I uWu have >w< wemov'd Falstaff's horse, ÚwÚ and -^.^ he ^.^ fwets ^.^ wike :3 a :3 gumm'd uWu vewvet. -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Stand uWu cwose. ^w^ [They :33 step :3 aside.] - -Entew >w< Fawstaff. - -Faw. xDD Poins! x3 Poins, ÚwÚ and be hang'd! xDD Poins! -UwU Pwince. UwU I x3 comes forward UwU I uWu Peace, OwO ye >_> fat-kidnyey'd rascal! >_> What :3 a -brawling dost xDD thou ^.^ keep! -Faw. :3 Whewe's x3 Poins, OwO Haw? -UwU Pwince. >w< He >_> is wawk'd x3 up to x3 the ;;w;; top of x3 the hiww. I'll OwO go >_> seek ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ [Steps :3 aside.] -Faw. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ accuws'd to rob uWu in :3 that ÚwÚ thief's UwU company. uWu The wascaw hath -removed x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and tied ^.^ him UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 whewe. ;;w;; If UwU I travel >_> but -fouw :33 foot ^.^ by x3 the squire further afoot, UwU I UwU shaww bweak x3 my ^.^ wind. -xDD Weww, UwU I doubt nyot >_> but to ^-^ die :3 a >w< faiw :33 death fow aww uWu this, >_> if UwU I -;;w;; scape >_< hanging fow UwU kiwwing :3 that wogue. UwU I uWu have ;;w;; fowswown :33 his >_< company -hourly xDD any time ÚwÚ this ^.^ two-and-twenty years, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^w^ am bewitch'd -with x3 the wogue's UwU company. ;;w;; If x3 the wascaw uWu have nyot UwU given ;;w;; me -:33 medicinyes to >_< make ;;w;; me wuv :3 him, I'll be xDD hang'd. ^.^ It couwd nyot be -ewse. UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk ;;w;; medicinyes. xDD Poins! :3 Haw! ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon xDD you UwU both! -Bawdowph! OwO Peto! I'll starve ere I'll rob :3 a :33 foot fuwthew. ^-^ An ->w< 'twewe nyot >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a ^.^ deed >_< as ÚwÚ dwink to turn true x3 man ÚwÚ and to OwO weave -these ;;w;; wogues, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_> vewiest vawwet :3 that OwO evew uWu chewed with :3 a -xDD tooth. ÚwÚ Eight ^.^ yawds of unyeven x3 gwound >_> is threescore ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten >_< miwes -afoot with uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< stony-heawted x3 viwwains ^.^ knyow >w< it weww -enyough. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon >w< it when thieves ;;w;; cannyot be true one to -x3 anyothew! >_< (They whistle.) >w< Whew! ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon xDD you :33 aww! Give ;;w;; me x3 my -horse, xDD you wogues! UwU give ;;w;; me x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and be hang'd! -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; [comes forward] uWu Peace, OwO ye fat-guts! Lie ;;w;; down, uWu way ^.^ thinye ear -^-^ cwose to x3 the ground, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wist >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst hear x3 the ;;w;; twead of -xDD twavewwews. -Faw. :3 Have xDD you xDD any :3 wevews to lift ;;w;; me x3 up OwO again, ^.^ being down? ^-^ 'Sbwood, -I'll nyot UwU beaw >_< minye UwU own >w< fwesh UwU so uWu faw afoot again fow aww x3 the ^-^ coin -uWu in >w< thy father's >_< exchequew. >_> What :3 a pwague >_> mean OwO ye to uWu cowt ;;w;; me >_< thus? -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wiest; xDD thou awt nyot cowted, xDD thou awt uWu uncowted. -Faw. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ good Prince Hal, OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 my horse, ÚwÚ good >_< king's -OwO son. -UwU Pwince. Out, OwO ye UwU wogue! Shall UwU I be x3 youw OwO ostwew? -Faw. Go ^w^ hang >w< thysewf uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own heir-apparent >w< gawtews! ;;w;; If UwU I be -x3 ta'en, I'll ^-^ peach fow UwU this. ^-^ An UwU I uWu have nyot uWu bawwads UwU made on xDD you -all, ÚwÚ and sung to :33 fiwthy >w< tunyes, wet :3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack be x3 my poison. -x3 When :3 a xDD jest >_> is UwU so fowwawd- ÚwÚ and afoot UwU too- UwU I ^-^ hate :3 it. - -Entew xDD Gadshiww, [Bawdowph ÚwÚ and ^-^ Peto with ;;w;; him]. - -xDD Gads. :3 Stand! -Faw. ^w^ So UwU I UwU do, OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. -UwU Poins. ;;w;; [comes >_< fowtwawd] >_< O, UwU 'tis UwU ouw setter. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his voice. -xDD Bawdowph, >_> what nyews? ->_> Baw. UwU Case :3 ye, case ;;w;; ye! On with x3 youw ;;w;; vizawds! >_> Thewe's monyey of x3 the ->_< King's xDD coming down x3 the ^w^ hiww; UwU 'tis x3 going to x3 the >_< King's >_< exchequew. -Faw. >_> You wie, OwO ye UwU wogue! 'Tis x3 going to x3 the >_< King's tavewn. -xDD Gads. >_> Thewe's enough to >_< make >_> us all. -Faw. ;;w;; To be xDD hang'd. -UwU Pwince. uWu Siws, xDD you fouw UwU shaww >w< fwont them uWu in x3 the nyawwow lane; Nyed -^-^ Poins ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk x3 wowew. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they ;;w;; scape from x3 youw encountew, -xDD then ;;w;; they >w< wight on >_> us. -^w^ Peto. How UwU many be there of them? -xDD Gads. ;;w;; Some eight ow ;;w;; ten. -Faw. Zounds, xDD wiww ;;w;; they nyot rob us? -UwU Pwince. What, :3 a xDD cowawd, Sir John ^-^ Paunch? -Faw. >w< Indeed, UwU I ^w^ am nyot John of Gaunt, x3 youw gwandfathew; >_> but yet nyo -xDD cowawd, >_< Haw. -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, ^.^ we OwO weave :3 that to x3 the :33 pwoof. -UwU Poins. ^w^ Siwwah Jack, >w< thy UwU howse >w< stands x3 behind x3 the xDD hedge. x3 When xDD thou -uWu nyeed'st :3 him, there xDD thou shalt find ^.^ him. UwU Faweweww ÚwÚ and stand uWu fast. -Faw. Now ;;w;; cannyot UwU I strike :3 him, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd be xDD hang'd. -UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ [aside to ÚwÚ Poins] >_> Nyed, :3 whewe OwO awe UwU ouw disguises? -UwU Poins. ÚwÚ [aside to Prince] Here, x3 hawd by. ;;w;; Stand uWu cwose. -UwU [Exeunt Prince ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Poins.] -Faw. >_> Nyow, x3 my mastews, ^w^ happy x3 man be :33 his ÚwÚ dowe, >_> say ^.^ I. Evewy x3 man to -:33 his business. - -Entew x3 the Twavewwews. - -Traveller. ^.^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw. -uWu The ;;w;; boy UwU shaww lead UwU ouw :3 howses down x3 the ^w^ hiww; -^-^ We'ww UwU wawk afoot ^-^ awhiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ ease UwU ouw wegs. -ÚwÚ Thieves. :3 Stand! -Traveller. x3 Jesus ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ us! -Faw. Strike! down with >w< them! :3 cut x3 the :33 viwwains' throats! xDD Ah, -UwU whoweson caterpillars! ^w^ bacon-fed :33 knyaves! ;;w;; they ^-^ hate >_> us >_< youth. xDD Down -with >w< them! fweece >w< them! -Traveller. >_< O, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< undonye, both ^.^ we ÚwÚ and ouws fow evew! -Faw. Hang :3 ye, uWu gowbewwied knaves, OwO awe OwO ye ÚwÚ undonye? :3 Nyo, OwO ye :33 fat :3 chuffs; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw OwO stowe :3 wewe here! ÚwÚ On, :33 bacons on! What, OwO ye :33 knyaves! -xDD young ;;w;; men ^w^ must wive. >_> You OwO awe OwO gwandjuwows, OwO awe uWu ye? ^-^ We'ww >_< juwe :3 ye, ->_< faith! -:3 Hewe ;;w;; they rob ÚwÚ and bind OwO them. :33 Exeunt. - -Entew x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins :33 [in OwO buckwam >_< suits]. - -UwU Pwince. uWu The thieves uWu have bound x3 the true ^.^ men. Now couwd xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I -rob x3 the thieves ÚwÚ and OwO go ÚwÚ mewwiwy to Wondon, >w< it ^.^ wouwd be :33 awgument -fow :3 a ;;w;; week, :33 waughtew fow :3 a ;;w;; month, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD jest fow ever. -UwU Poins. ;;w;; Stand close! UwU I hear them :3 coming. -^w^ [They stand :3 aside.] - -Entew x3 the Thieves ;;w;; again. - -Faw. ^.^ Come, x3 my mastews, wet >_> us UwU shawe, ÚwÚ and xDD then to UwU howse >w< befowe x3 day. -^-^ An x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins be nyot >w< two uWu awwant x3 cowawds, there's nyo -equity ;;w;; stiwwing. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe valour uWu in :3 that ^-^ Poins than uWu in :3 a ->w< wiwd :3 duck. - -xDD [As ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> shawing, x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins uWu set ;;w;; upon -OwO them. ÚwÚ THey aww >w< wun away, ÚwÚ and :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ aftew :3 a ^w^ bwow ow ->_> two, wuns *cuddles you* awasy :3 too, xDD weaving x3 the ;;w;; booty x3 behind ^.^ them.] - -UwU Pwince. uWu Youw uWu monyey! -UwU Poins. ^-^ Viwwains! - -UwU Pwince. Got with much ^w^ ease. Now ÚwÚ mewwiwy to horse. -uWu The thieves OwO awe scattewed, ÚwÚ and >_< possess'd with feaw -^w^ So >_< stwongwy :3 that ;;w;; they dawe nyot :3 meet >_< each :3 othew. -x3 Each UwU takes :33 his fewwow fow >w< an officer. -:33 Away, ÚwÚ good Nyed. Falstaff sweats to :33 death -xDD And x3 wawds x3 the lean ^.^ eawth >_< as ^.^ he >w< wawks >_> awong. -^w^ Wewe't nyot fow xDD waughing, UwU I >_> shouwd pity ^.^ him. -UwU Poins. How x3 the ;;w;; wogue woaw'd! :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. ->_> Wawkwowth UwU Castwe. - -Entew >_> Hotspuw >_> sowus, weading :3 a >_> wettew. - -^w^ Hot. >_> 'But, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I couwd be weww UwU contented to -be thewe, uWu in wespect of x3 the wuv UwU I UwU beaw x3 youw uWu house.' >w< He couwd be -xDD contented- >w< why >_> is ^.^ he nyot ^w^ then? ^w^ In wespect of x3 the wuv ^.^ he bears -UwU ouw house! >w< He >_< shows uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ he loves :33 his UwU own barn xDD bettew than ^.^ he -loves UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 some more. 'The OwO puwpose xDD you undewtake ->_> is ^.^ dangewous'- Why, ^w^ that's >_< cewtain! 'Tis uWu dangewous to OwO take :3 a ->_< cowd, to sweep, to ;;w;; dwink; >_> but UwU I tell UwU you, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 foow, x3 out of -ÚwÚ this xDD nyettwe, uWu dangew, ^.^ we pluck ÚwÚ this x3 fwowew, >w< safety. 'The OwO puwpose -xDD you undewtake >_> is UwU dangewous, x3 the ^w^ fwiends xDD you uWu have named ^.^ uncewtain, -x3 the time itsewf UwU unsowted, ÚwÚ and x3 youw whole :3 pwot ^w^ too >w< wight fow x3 the -counterpoise of UwU so great >w< an opposition.' x3 Say xDD you >_> so, >_> say xDD you so? -UwU I >_> say >w< unto xDD you OwO again, xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^w^ shawwow, >w< cowawdwy >w< hind, ÚwÚ and xDD you -xDD wie. >_> What :3 a UwU wack-bwain >_> is x3 this! ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, UwU ouw :3 pwot >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good -:3 pwot >_< as OwO evew UwU was laid; UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends true ÚwÚ and uWu constant: :3 a ÚwÚ good ->_> pwot, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and full of xDD expectation; >w< an :3 excewwent >_> pwot, -xDD vewy ÚwÚ good fwiends. >_> What :3 a fwosty-spiwited ;;w;; wogue >_> is x3 this! Why, x3 my -Lord of York uWu commends x3 the :3 pwot ÚwÚ and x3 the general course of x3 the -OwO action. Zounds, >w< an UwU I :3 wewe nyow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ wascaw, UwU I couwd :3 bwain ^.^ him -with :33 his >_> wady's OwO fan. Is there nyot x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, x3 my uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ and ->_< mysewf; Lord Edmund Mortimer, x3 my Lord of York, ÚwÚ and OwO Owen -Gwendowew? Is there >_> nyot, >_< besides, x3 the >w< Dougwas? :3 Have UwU I nyot aww -uWu theiw x3 wettews to :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in :3 awms ^.^ by x3 the :3 nyinth of x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; month, -ÚwÚ and OwO awe ;;w;; they nyot x3 some of them uWu set forward ÚwÚ awweady? >_> What :3 a :33 pagan -wascaw >_> is x3 this! >w< an infidel! uWu Ha! xDD you UwU shaww >_> see now, uWu in xDD vewy -^w^ sincewity of feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cowd >_< heawt xDD wiww ^.^ he to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and uWu way open -aww UwU ouw OwO pwoceedings. >_< O, UwU I couwd OwO divide mysewf ÚwÚ and OwO go to ^w^ buffets -fow >w< moving xDD such :3 a ^w^ dish of ^.^ skim milk with UwU so ^.^ honyouwabwe >w< an uWu action! -Hang :3 him, wet ^.^ him tell x3 the King! ^.^ we OwO awe prepared. UwU I xDD wiww uWu set -forward to-night. - -Entew :33 his ^-^ Wady. - -How now, Kate? UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave xDD you within these >w< two hours. -^-^ Wady. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >w< why OwO awe xDD you OwO thus awonye? -For >_> what offence uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ this fortnight :33 been -^-^ A banyish'd OwO woman from x3 my Harry's ^.^ bed, -Teww uWu me, x3 sweet uWu wowd, >_> what :3 is't :3 that UwU takes from uWu thee -x3 Thy ^w^ stomach, x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< thy golden ^w^ sweep? -Why dost xDD thou >w< bend ^.^ thinye eyes ;;w;; upon x3 the earth, -xDD And start UwU so often when xDD thou UwU sit'st awonye? -Why x3 hast xDD thou wost x3 the >w< fwesh :3 bwood uWu in >w< thy >_> cheeks -xDD And UwU given x3 my :3 tweasuwes ÚwÚ and x3 my wights of uWu thee -;;w;; To ^.^ thick-ey'd musing ÚwÚ and curs'd >_> mewanchowy? -^w^ In >w< thy ÚwÚ faint swumbews UwU I ^.^ by uWu thee uWu have >w< watch'd, -xDD And heard uWu thee murmur ;;w;; tawes of iwon ^-^ waws, -^w^ Speak terms of manage to >w< thy OwO bounding >w< steed, -Cwy :3 'Couwage! to x3 the field!' xDD And xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ tawk'd -Of sawwies ÚwÚ and x3 wetiwes, of >w< twenches, x3 tent, -Of ^-^ pawisadoes, UwU fwontiews, uWu pawapets, -Of ÚwÚ basiwisks, of cannon, culverin, -Of >_> pwisonyews' ransom, ÚwÚ and of ^-^ sowdiews x3 swain, -xDD And aww x3 the ^.^ cuwwents of :3 a :3 heady ^w^ fight. -x3 Thy ^w^ spiwit within uWu thee hath :33 been UwU so uWu at waw, -xDD And OwO thus hath UwU so >_> bestiww'd uWu thee uWu in >w< thy sweep, -:33 That beads of UwU sweat uWu have :33 stood ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^w^ bwow -Wike bubbwes :33 iww :3 a ^-^ wate-distuwbed stweam, -xDD And uWu in >w< thy OwO face ;;w;; stwange >w< motions uWu have appeaw'd, ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ we >_> see when ;;w;; men uWu westwain uWu theiw UwU bweath -On x3 some great ^.^ sudden hest. >_< O, >_> what powtents OwO awe xDD these? -;;w;; Some x3 heavy business hath x3 my ;;w;; wowd uWu in uWu hand, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ knyow :33 it, >_> ewse ^.^ he loves ;;w;; me not. -^w^ Hot. What, ho! - -[Entew :3 a Servant.] - -Is ^-^ Giwwiams with x3 the packet gone? -Serv. >w< He ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< an >_> houw ago. -^w^ Hot. >_< Hath Butwew ^.^ bwought UwU those :3 howses from x3 the shewiff? -Serv. x3 Onye horse, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he ^.^ bwought even now. -^w^ Hot. >_> What ^-^ howse? ^-^ A roan, :3 a crop-ear, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -Serv. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ Hot. :33 That ^w^ woan UwU shaww be x3 my thwonye. -xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww back ^.^ him stwaight. x3 O :33 espewance! -x3 Bid Butwew lead ^.^ him fowth x3 into x3 the park. -;;w;; [Exit Servant.] -^-^ Wady. OwO But hear UwU you, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ Hot. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my x3 wady? -^-^ Wady. >_> What >_> is >w< it xDD cawwies xDD you ÚwÚ away? -^w^ Hot. Why, x3 my horse, x3 my ;;w;; wuv- x3 my UwU howse! -^-^ Wady. Out, xDD you >_< mad-headed OwO ape! -^-^ A weasel hath nyot xDD such :3 a deal of UwU spween -;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe :3 toss'd with. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, -I'll ^.^ knyow x3 youw business, Hawwy; :3 that UwU I will! -UwU I feaw x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ Mowtimew xDD doth stir -About :33 his ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ and hath sent fow xDD you -;;w;; To winye :33 his entewpwise; >_> but >_> if xDD you ;;w;; go- -^w^ Hot. ^w^ So uWu faw afoot, UwU I UwU shaww be OwO weawy, love. -^-^ Wady. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ pawaquito, answew ;;w;; me -Directly >w< unto ÚwÚ this ;;w;; question :3 that UwU I xDD ask. -I'll bweak >w< thy xDD wittwe finger, ^w^ Hawwy, -^-^ An >_> if xDD thou wiwt nyot tell x3 my aww ^.^ things true. -^w^ Hot. Away. -:33 Away, xDD you trifler! Love? UwU I wuv uWu thee x3 nyot; -UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow ÚwÚ thee, OwO Kate. This >_> is nyo wowwd -;;w;; To :33 pway with ^-^ mammets ÚwÚ and to tilt with x3 wips. -We ^w^ must uWu have bwoody :33 nyoses ÚwÚ and >_< cwack'd :33 cwowns, -xDD And pass them :3 cuwwent UwU too. x3 Gods uWu me, x3 my UwU howse! ->_> What say'st UwU thou, Kate? >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have with me? -^-^ Wady. Do xDD you nyot wuv me? UwU do xDD you nyot >_< indeed? -xDD Weww, UwU do nyot :33 then; fow xDD since xDD you wuv ;;w;; me >_> nyot, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot wuv :3 mysewf. Do xDD you nyot wuv me? -Nyay, tell ;;w;; me >_> if xDD you speak uWu in xDD jest ow >w< nyo. -^w^ Hot. ^.^ Come, wiwt xDD thou >_> see ;;w;; me ;;w;; wide? -xDD And when UwU I ^w^ am a-horseback, UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw -UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu infinyitewy. OwO But x3 hawk OwO you. ^-^ Kate: -UwU I ^w^ must nyot uWu have xDD you henceforth ;;w;; question ;;w;; me -x3 Whithew UwU I x3 go, nor reason ^w^ wheweabout. -x3 Whithew UwU I ;;w;; must, UwU I :3 must; ÚwÚ and to ^w^ concwude, -This x3 evenying ^w^ must UwU I OwO weave UwU you, ^-^ gentwe OwO Kate. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO wise; >_> but yet nyo ^-^ fawthew uWu wise -Than ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Pewcy's :33 wife; ^w^ constant xDD you awe, -OwO But yet :3 a >_< woman; ÚwÚ and fow >_> secwecy, -No uWu wady :3 cwosew, fow UwU I weww ^-^ bewieve -^.^ Thou wiwt nyot :33 uttew >_> what xDD thou dost nyot knyow, -xDD And UwU so uWu faw xDD wiww UwU I :33 twust ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe OwO Kate. -^-^ Wady. ÚwÚ How? UwU so ^-^ faw? -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< an ÚwÚ inch fuwthew. OwO But x3 hawk UwU you, ^-^ Kate: -x3 Whithew UwU I x3 go, uWu thithew UwU shaww xDD you OwO go :3 too; -OwO To-day xDD wiww UwU I uWu set ^-^ fowth, to-mowwow OwO you. -Will ÚwÚ this :3 content UwU you, >w< Kate,? -^-^ Wady. ^.^ It ^w^ must of >_> fowce. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -^w^ Eastcheap. uWu The Boar's Head :33 Tavewn. - -Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. - -UwU Pwince. >_> Nyed, :33 pwithee come x3 out of :3 that fat-room ÚwÚ and xDD wend ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand -to laugh :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -UwU Poins. Whewe x3 hast ^-^ been, OwO Haw? -Pwince,. With >w< thwee ow fouw ÚwÚ woggewheads amongst >w< thwee ow -^w^ fouwscowe ^w^ hogsheads. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ sounded x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ bass-stwing of -humiwity. Siwwah, UwU I ^w^ am sworn ÚwÚ bwothew to :3 a leash of x3 dwawews ÚwÚ and -^.^ can caww them aww ^.^ by uWu theiw chwisten names, >_< as xDD Tom, ÚwÚ Dick, ÚwÚ and -Francis. ^-^ They OwO take >w< it xDD awweady ;;w;; upon uWu theiw salvation :3 that, ^w^ though -UwU I be >_> but Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, yet UwU I ^w^ am x3 the x3 king of couwtesy; ÚwÚ and tell -;;w;; me :33 fwatwy UwU I ^w^ am nyo OwO pwoud x3 Jack ^.^ wike :33 Fawstaff, >_> but :3 a Corinthian, :3 a ->_< wad of ^w^ mettwe, :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; boy x3 (by x3 the Wowd, UwU so ;;w;; they caww me!), ÚwÚ and -when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ King of England UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ command aww x3 the ÚwÚ good wads -^w^ Eastcheap. ^-^ They caww UwU dwinking >w< deep, dying scarlet; ÚwÚ and when -xDD you ;;w;; bweathe uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; watewing, ;;w;; they cwy 'hem!' ÚwÚ and bid xDD you :33 pway >w< it -off. ;;w;; To ^w^ concwude, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a proficient uWu in one quarter of >w< an ->_> houw :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ dwink with xDD any ^.^ tinkew uWu in :33 his UwU own language x3 duwing -x3 my life. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >_> Nyed, xDD thou x3 hast wost much honour :3 that xDD thou -OwO wewt nyot with ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO action. But, x3 sweet Nyed- to sweeten which -xDD nyame of >_> Nyed, UwU I UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this xDD pennywowth of sugaw, ^-^ cwapp'd even -nyow x3 into x3 my uWu hand ^.^ by >w< an under-skinker, one :3 that >_< nyevew x3 spake othew -:3 Engwish uWu in :33 his >w< wife than UwU 'Eight shiwwings ÚwÚ and xDD sixpence,' ÚwÚ and >_< 'You -OwO awe wewcome,' with ÚwÚ this >_> shwiww addition, >_< 'Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir! Score -:3 a >_< pint of ^.^ bastawd uWu in x3 the Hawf-moon,' ow OwO so- but, >_> Nyed, to UwU dwive -OwO away x3 the time >w< tiww Falstaff come, UwU I :33 pwithee UwU do xDD thou stand uWu in x3 some -by-room OwO whiwe UwU I ;;w;; question x3 my >_< puny drawer to >_> what >w< end be uWu gave ;;w;; me -x3 the UwU sugaw; ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD thou >_< nyevew OwO weave x3 cawwing 'Fwancis!' :3 that :33 his -xDD tawe to ;;w;; me OwO may be >_< nyothing >_> but 'Anon!' >w< Step ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 show -uWu thee :3 a :3 pwecedent. -UwU Poins. >_> Fwancis! -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou awt perfect. -UwU Poins. >_> Fwancis! ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ Poins.] - -Entew *sighs* [Fwancis, a] Drawer. - -Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir.- Wook down x3 into x3 the ^w^ Pomgawnyet, Ralph. -UwU Pwince. :3 Come hithew, Francis. -Fran. OwO My xDD wowd? -UwU Pwince. How ^-^ wong x3 hast xDD thou to OwO sewve, ÚwÚ Fwancis? -Fran. Forsooth, five years, ÚwÚ and >_< as much >_< as xDD to- -UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! -Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. -UwU Pwince. :3 Five year! :33 by'w Lady, :3 a ^-^ wong lease fow x3 the clinking of -UwU Pewtew. But, Fwancis, darest xDD thou be UwU so uWu vawiant >_< as to :33 pway x3 the -x3 cowawd with >w< thy indenture ÚwÚ and x3 show >w< it :3 a >w< faiw :33 paiw of heels ÚwÚ and ->w< wun from :33 it? -Fran. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, I'll be sworn ;;w;; upon aww x3 the uWu books uWu in England UwU I -couwd find uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- -UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! -Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, sir. -UwU Pwince. How ;;w;; owd awt UwU thou, ÚwÚ Fwancis? -Fran. Let ;;w;; me ^-^ see. About Michaewmas :3 nyext UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ be- -UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! -Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, sir. >_> Pway xDD stay :3 a UwU wittwe, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU Pwince. Nyay, >_> but x3 hawk UwU you, Francis. For x3 the ^-^ sugaw xDD thou >w< gavest me- -uWu 'twas :3 a pennyworth, >w< wast ^w^ nyot? -Fran. x3 O :3 Wowd! UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it xDD had :33 been OwO two! -UwU Pwince. UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee fow >w< it :3 a thousand >_> pound. ;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me when xDD thou -wiwt, x3 and, xDD thou shalt uWu have :3 it. -UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! -Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, x3 anyon. -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Anyon, ÚwÚ Fwancis? :3 Nyo, Fwancis; >_> but ^.^ to-mowwow, Fwancis; or, -Fwancis, :3 a Thursday; ow :33 indeed, Fwancis, when xDD thou wilt. OwO But -Fwancis- -Fran. OwO My xDD wowd? -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou rob ÚwÚ this ^w^ weathewn-jewkin, UwU cwystaw-button, -x3 nyot-pated, agate-wing, ^-^ puke-stocking, ;;w;; caddis-gawtew, -uWu smooth-tongue, ;;w;; Spanyish-pouch- -Fran. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, who UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? -UwU Pwince. Why >w< then, x3 youw >_> bwown ^.^ bastawd >_> is x3 youw >w< onwy ;;w;; dwink; fow wook -UwU you, Fwancis, x3 youw ^-^ white canvas ^w^ doubwet xDD wiww >w< suwwy. ^w^ In >w< Bawbawy, -^w^ siw, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot come to UwU so :33 much. -Fran. What, UwU siw? -UwU Poins. >_> [within] >_> Fwancis! -UwU Pwince. :33 Away, xDD you UwU wogue! uWu Dost xDD thou nyot hear them caww? -:3 Hewe ;;w;; they both caww ^.^ him. uWu The Drawer >w< stands xDD amazed, -nyot x3 knyowing which uWu way to ÚwÚ go. - -Entew Vintner. - -Vint. What, OwO stand'st xDD thou still, ÚwÚ and x3 heaw'st xDD such :3 a ;;w;; cawwing? Wook -to x3 the ;;w;; guests x3 within. ;;w;; [Exit >_< Fwancis.] OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; owd Sir John, with -uWu hawf-a-dozen >_> mowe, OwO awe uWu at x3 the UwU doow. Shall UwU I wet them in? -UwU Pwince. Let them awonye awhiwe, ÚwÚ and xDD then open x3 the UwU doow. -;;w;; [Exit uWu Vintnyew.] -xDD Poins! -UwU Poins. >_> [within] ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. - -Entew UwU Poins. - -UwU Pwince. Siwwah, Falstaff ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west of x3 the thieves OwO awe uWu at x3 the -UwU doow. Shall ^.^ we be mewwy? -UwU Poins. ;;w;; As ^.^ mewwy >_< as crickets, x3 my wad. OwO But x3 hawk ye; >_> what x3 cunnying ->_< match uWu have xDD you UwU made with ÚwÚ this xDD jest of x3 the UwU dwawew? ^.^ Come, UwU what's -x3 the UwU issue? -UwU Pwince. UwU I ^w^ am nyow of aww humours :3 that uWu have showed x3 themsewves humours -xDD since x3 the ;;w;; owd OwO days of ^.^ goodman Adam to x3 the ^w^ pupiw age of ÚwÚ this -xDD pwesent ÚwÚ this >_< twewve UwU o'cwock uWu at midnight. - -[Entew >_< Fwancis.] - -x3 What's o'clock, ÚwÚ Fwancis? -Fran. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. ^-^ [Exit.] -UwU Pwince. :33 That OwO evew ÚwÚ this fewwow >_> shouwd uWu have OwO fewew wowds than :3 a -parrot, ÚwÚ and yet x3 the >_< son of :3 a OwO woman! ÚwÚ His industry >_> is OwO upstaiws ÚwÚ and -x3 downstaiws, :33 his eloquence x3 the parcel of :3 a reckoning. UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet -of ÚwÚ Pewcy's UwU mind, x3 the >_> Hotspuw of x3 the OwO Nyowth; ^.^ he :3 that :33 kiwws ;;w;; me x3 some -six ow ÚwÚ seven ^.^ dozen of x3 Scots uWu at :3 a >w< bweakfast, ÚwÚ washes :33 his ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; says to :33 his :3 wife, >w< 'Fie ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :33 quiet wife! UwU I ^.^ want wowk.' ^w^ 'O x3 my -x3 sweet x3 Hawwy,' ;;w;; says uWu she, ^w^ 'how UwU many x3 hast xDD thou kill'd UwU to-day?' -'Give x3 my ^w^ woan UwU howse :3 a OwO dwench,' ;;w;; says xDD he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews xDD 'Some -UwU fouwteen,' >w< an >_> houw after, xDD 'a :33 twifwe, :3 a trifle.' UwU I :33 pwithee caww uWu in ->w< Fawstaff. I'll :33 pway >w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 that damn'd brawn UwU shaww :33 pway x3 Dame -^-^ Mowtimew :33 his x3 wife. UwU 'Wivo!' ;;w;; says x3 the xDD dwunkawd. ;;w;; Caww uWu in wibs, caww -uWu in x3 tawwow. - -Entew :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ [Gadshiww, xDD Bawdowph, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Peto; -^-^ Fwancis xDD fowwows with wine]. - -UwU Poins. Welcome, >w< Jack. Whewe x3 hast xDD thou been? -Faw. ^-^ A pwague of aww x3 cowawds, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU vengeance ;;w;; too! Marry ÚwÚ and ->_< amen! Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of sack, uWu boy. Ere UwU I lead ÚwÚ this >w< wife long, I'll -uWu sew nether-stocks, ÚwÚ and mend them ÚwÚ and :33 foot them UwU too. ^-^ A pwague of -aww cowawds! Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of sack, wogue. Is there nyo viwtue -OwO extant? ->w< He ÚwÚ dwinketh. -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou >_< nyevew >_> see >_< Titan :3 kiss :3 a ^w^ dish of >w< buttew? ->w< Pitifuw-heawted ^-^ buttew, :3 that mewted uWu at x3 the x3 sweet xDD tawe of x3 the >_< sun! -;;w;; If xDD thou ^.^ didst, xDD then behowd :3 that >_< compound. -Faw. >_> You :33 wogue, hewe's wime uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ sack ;;w;; too! >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but -roguery to be >_> found uWu in villanous man. ÚwÚ Yet :3 a x3 cowawd >_> is xDD wowse than -:3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack with wime uWu in OwO it- :3 a villanous OwO cowawd! Go >w< thy >w< ways, -;;w;; owd Jack, ^-^ die when xDD thou wilt; >_> if x3 manhood, ÚwÚ good x3 manhood, be nyot -fowgot ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO face of x3 the earth, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I :3 a >_> shotten xDD hewwing. ->_> Thewe ;;w;; wives nyot >w< thwee ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men :3 unhang'd uWu in x3 Engwand; ÚwÚ and one of -them >_> is ÚwÚ fat, ÚwÚ and gwows ^-^ owd. ^w^ God OwO hewp x3 the whiwe! ^-^ A :33 bad ^w^ wowwd, UwU I -:3 say. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ weavew; UwU I couwd ^.^ sing ;;w;; psawms ow x3 anything. ^-^ A -pwague of aww ^w^ cowawds UwU I >_> say :33 stiww! -UwU Pwince. How now, woowsack? >_> What mutter you? -Faw. ^-^ A >_< king's ^w^ son! ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot xDD beat uWu thee x3 out of >w< thy ^w^ kingdom with :3 a -ÚwÚ daggew of UwU wath ÚwÚ and UwU dwive aww >w< thy subjects ^-^ afowe uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ fwock -of >w< wiwd >_> geese, I'll >_< nyevew ^-^ weaw >_< haiw on x3 my OwO face more. >_> You Prince -of Wales? -UwU Pwince. Why, xDD you UwU whoweson ;;w;; wound ^w^ man, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -Faw. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you :3 a ^-^ cowawd? Answer ;;w;; me to >_< that- ÚwÚ and ^-^ Poins OwO thewe? -UwU Poins. Zounds, OwO ye :33 fat uWu paunch, >w< an OwO ye caww ;;w;; me xDD cowawd, ^.^ by x3 the -Wowd, I'll x3 stab thee. -Faw. UwU I caww uWu thee ^-^ cowawd? I'll >_> see uWu thee damn'd ere UwU I caww uWu thee -xDD cowawd, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound UwU I couwd >w< wun >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as -xDD thou >_> canst. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ stwaight enough uWu in x3 the >_< shouwdews; xDD you :3 cawe -nyot who sees uWu Youw back. ;;w;; Caww xDD you :3 that ^-^ backing of x3 youw friends? ^-^ A -pwague ;;w;; upon xDD such backing! Give ;;w;; me them :3 that xDD wiww OwO face x3 me. Give ;;w;; me -:3 a >w< cup of :33 sack. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; wogue >_> if UwU I UwU dwunk ^w^ to-day. -UwU Pwince. x3 O :33 viwwain! >w< thy lips OwO awe scawce wip'd xDD since xDD thou drunk'st -last. -Faw. All >_> is one fow x3 that. >_< (He x3 dwinketh.) ^-^ A pwague of aww ^w^ cowawds -still >_> say ^.^ I. -UwU Pwince. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -Faw. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? >_> Thewe be fouw of >_> us OwO hewe uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a -thousand ;;w;; pound ÚwÚ this day xDD mownying. -UwU Pwince. Whewe >_> is :33 it, UwU Jack? Whewe >_> is :33 it? -Faw. Whewe >_> is :33 it, >_< Taken from >_> us >w< it >w< is. ^-^ A :3 hundwed ;;w;; upon poor fouw of -ÚwÚ us! -UwU Pwince. What, :3 a ^-^ hundwed, man? -Faw. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; wogue >_> if UwU I :3 wewe nyot uWu at ^-^ hawf-swowd with :3 a ^.^ dozen of them ->w< two >_> houws together. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ scap'd ^.^ by miracle. UwU I ^w^ am eight times -thwust ^w^ thwough x3 the ÚwÚ doubwet, fouw ^w^ thwough x3 the hose; x3 my >_< buckwew :3 cut -^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and through; x3 my xDD swowd hack'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ handsaw- ;;w;; ecce ^w^ signyum! -UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ deawt xDD bettew xDD since UwU I UwU was :3 a man. All ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD do. ^-^ A -pwague of aww cowawds! Let them :3 speak, ;;w;; If ;;w;; they speak ^.^ mowe ow less -than truth, ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 viwwains ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD sons of ÚwÚ dawknyess. -UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ Speak, sirs. How UwU was :33 it? -xDD Gads. We fouw uWu set ;;w;; upon x3 some ;;w;; dozen- -Faw. Sixteen uWu at least, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD Gads. xDD And bound OwO them. -^w^ Peto. :3 Nyo, no, ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot UwU bound. -Faw. >_> You :33 wogue, ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD bound, every x3 man of ÚwÚ them, ow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Jew -OwO ewse- >w< an Ebrew ^w^ Jew. -xDD Gads. ;;w;; As ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> shawing, x3 some six ow ÚwÚ seven >w< fwesh ;;w;; men sea ;;w;; upon >w< us- -Faw. xDD And ;;w;; unbound x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and xDD then come uWu in x3 the :3 othew. -UwU Pwince. What, ÚwÚ fought xDD you with them ÚwÚ aww? -Faw. Aww? UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you caww all, >_> but >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ fought nyot with -:33 fifty of ÚwÚ them, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ bunch of radish! ;;w;; If there :3 wewe nyot >w< two ow ->w< thwee ÚwÚ and :33 fifty ;;w;; upon poor ;;w;; owd Jack, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I nyo two-wegg'd -xDD cweatuwe. -UwU Pwince. >_> Pway ^w^ God xDD you uWu have nyot ^-^ muwd'wed x3 some of OwO them. -Faw. Nyay, ^w^ that's x3 past :3 pwaying ;;w;; fow. UwU I uWu have >_< peppew'd >w< two of OwO them. Two -UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ paid, >w< two rogues uWu in OwO buckwam >w< suits. UwU I tell uWu thee -x3 what, x3 Haw- >_> if UwU I tell uWu thee :3 a wie, spit uWu in x3 my >w< face, caww ;;w;; me horse. -^.^ Thou knowest x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< wawd. :3 Hewe UwU I lay, ÚwÚ and OwO thus UwU I bore x3 my point. -Four rogues uWu in OwO buckwam wet UwU dwive uWu at x3 me. -UwU Pwince. What, four? ^.^ Thou saidst >_> but >w< two even now. -Faw. :33 Fouw, >_< Haw. UwU I told uWu thee fouw. -UwU Poins. Ay, :33 ay, ^.^ he uWu said fouw. -Faw. ;;w;; These fouw ^-^ came aww afront ÚwÚ and UwU mainwy thwust uWu at x3 me. UwU I UwU made ;;w;; me -nyo ^.^ mowe x3 ado >_> but >_> took aww uWu theiw ÚwÚ seven x3 points uWu in x3 my ^.^ tawget, OwO thus. -UwU Pwince. :3 Seven? Why, there :3 wewe >_> but fouw even now. -Faw. ^w^ In ;;w;; buckwam? -UwU Poins. Ay, >w< fouw, uWu in OwO buckwam >w< suits. -Faw. Seven, ^.^ by these hilts, ow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a viwwain ewse. -UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ [aside to ÚwÚ Poins] UwU Pwithee wet ^.^ him >_< awonye. We UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ mowe -x3 anyon. -Faw. uWu Dost xDD thou hear uWu me, OwO Haw? -UwU Pwince. Ay, ÚwÚ and mark uWu thee :3 too, >w< Jack. -Faw. Do >_> so, fow >w< it >_> is ^.^ wowth x3 the UwU wist'nying ;;w;; to. ;;w;; These >w< nyinye uWu in OwO buckwam -:3 that UwU I told uWu thee of- -UwU Pwince. So, >w< two ^.^ mowe >_< awweady. -Faw. ^-^ Theiw x3 points ^.^ being OwO bwoken- -UwU Poins. xDD Down UwU feww uWu theiw x3 hose. -Faw. :3 Began to UwU give ;;w;; me ^.^ gwound; >_> but UwU I fowwowed ;;w;; me cwose, ^-^ came x3 in, -:33 foot ÚwÚ and uWu hand, ÚwÚ and with :3 a xDD thought ÚwÚ seven of x3 the eleven UwU I paid. -UwU Pwince. x3 O UwU monstwous! Eweven OwO buckwam ;;w;; men grown x3 out of OwO two! -Faw. But, >_< as x3 the ^.^ deviw ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 it, >w< thwee misbegotten knyaves uWu in -Kendal green ^-^ came uWu at x3 my back ÚwÚ and wet UwU dwive uWu at OwO me; fow >w< it UwU was UwU so ->_> dawk, Hal, :3 that xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot >_> see >w< thy >w< hand. -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; These wies OwO awe ^.^ wike uWu theiw >w< fathew :3 that begets OwO them- gwoss >_< as -:3 a >w< mountain, open, pawpabwe. Why, xDD thou ÚwÚ cway-bwain'd guts, xDD thou -^-^ knyotty-pated x3 foow, xDD thou UwU whoweson ^w^ obscenye ^-^ gweasy uWu tawwow-catch- -Faw. What, awt xDD thou uWu mad? awt xDD thou uWu mad? Is nyot x3 the uWu twuth x3 the uWu twuth? -UwU Pwince. Why, >w< how ^w^ couwdst xDD thou ^.^ knyow these ;;w;; men uWu in Kendal green when ->w< it UwU was UwU so dark xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot >_> see >w< thy hand? ^.^ Come, tell >_> us x3 youw -reason. >_> What sayest xDD thou to :3 this? -UwU Poins. ^.^ Come, x3 youw weason, Jack, x3 youw reason. -Faw. What, ;;w;; upon compuwsion? Zounds, >w< an UwU I :3 wewe uWu at x3 the ^w^ stwappado ow -aww x3 the :33 wacks uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot tell xDD you on compulsion. -Give xDD you :3 a reason on compuwsion? ;;w;; If weasons :3 wewe >_< as :3 pwentifuw >_< as -blackberries, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give nyo x3 man :3 a reason ;;w;; upon compulsion, ^.^ I. -UwU Pwince. I'll be nyo longer x3 guiwty, of ÚwÚ this sin; ÚwÚ this sanguine -xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ this bed-pwessew, ÚwÚ this uWu howseback-bweakew, ÚwÚ this >_> huge hill -of flesh- -Faw. ^-^ 'Sbwood, xDD you starveling, xDD you ^-^ ewf-skin, xDD you dwied -x3 nyeat's-tongue, xDD you >w< buww's ^w^ sizzwe, xDD you xDD stockfish- x3 O fow UwU bweath to -:33 uttew >_> what >_> is ^.^ wike thee!- xDD you :33 taiwow's yawd, xDD you ^.^ sheath, xDD you -bowcase, xDD you ^-^ viwe >_< standing >_< tuck! -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, ;;w;; bweathe awhiwe, ÚwÚ and xDD then to >w< it again; ÚwÚ and when xDD thou -x3 hast ^w^ tiwed >w< thysewf uWu in UwU base comparisons, hear ;;w;; me speak >_> but UwU this. -UwU Poins. ;;w;; Mawk, >w< Jack. -UwU Pwince. We >w< two saw xDD you fouw uWu set on >w< fouw, ÚwÚ and bound them ÚwÚ and :3 wewe ->w< mastews of uWu theiw ;;w;; weawth. >_> Mawk nyow >w< how :3 a uWu pwain xDD tawe UwU shaww put xDD you -down. UwU Then uWu did ^.^ we >w< two uWu set on xDD you fouw x3 and, with :3 a word, outfac'd -xDD you from x3 youw :33 pwize, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu it; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can x3 show >w< it xDD you OwO hewe -uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ house. ^.^ And, :33 Fawstaff, xDD you cawwied x3 youw :33 guts OwO away >_< as -UwU nyimbwy, with >_< as ^w^ quick ;;w;; dextewity, ÚwÚ and >w< woaw'd fow mercy, ÚwÚ and still ->w< wun ÚwÚ and roar'd, >_< as OwO evew UwU I heard bullcalf. >_> What :3 a ;;w;; swave awt xDD thou -to OwO hack >w< thy xDD swowd >_< as xDD thou x3 hast :33 donye, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> say >w< it UwU was uWu in -^.^ fight! >_> What OwO twick, >_> what >_< device, >_> what :33 stawting x3 howe ;;w;; canst xDD thou nyow -find x3 out to hide uWu thee from ÚwÚ this open ÚwÚ and apparent shame? -UwU Poins. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's heaw, >w< Jack. >_> What twick x3 hast xDD thou ^.^ nyow? -Faw. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, UwU I UwU knyew OwO ye >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ he :3 that UwU made uWu ye. Why, hear -UwU you, x3 my ^w^ mastews. Was >w< it fow ;;w;; me to OwO kiww x3 the heir appawent? Should -UwU I turn ;;w;; upon x3 the true >w< pwince? Why, xDD thou knowest UwU I ^w^ am >_< as uWu vawiant >_< as -:33 Hewcuwes; >_> but UwU bewawe :3 instinct. uWu The wion xDD wiww nyot :33 touch x3 the true -pwince. Instinct >_> is :3 a great :3 mattew. UwU I UwU was nyow :3 a x3 cowawd on -:3 instinct. UwU I UwU shaww think x3 the xDD bettew of myself, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, x3 duwing x3 my -life- UwU I fow :3 a uWu vawiant wion, ÚwÚ and xDD thou fow :3 a true pwince. But, ^.^ by -x3 the Wowd, >w< wads, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD you uWu have x3 the money. Hostess, >_< cwap to -x3 the x3 doows. Watch OwO to-nyight, pray ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO Gawwants, >w< wads, boys, -heawts of ^.^ gowd, aww x3 the titles of ÚwÚ good fewwowship come to you! -What, UwU shaww ^.^ we be mewwy? Shall ^.^ we uWu have :3 a :33 pway extempore? -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Content- ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 awgument UwU shaww be >w< thy wunnying xDD away. -Faw. xDD Ah, nyo ^.^ mowe of :3 that, Hal, >w< an xDD thou wuvst me! - -Entew Hostess. - -Host. x3 O Jesu, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Pwince! -UwU Pwince. How now, x3 my uWu wady x3 the x3 hostess? >_> What say'st xDD thou to me? -Host. OwO Mawwy, x3 my uWu wowd, there >_> is :3 a nyobweman of x3 the court uWu at doow -^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. >w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he x3 comes from x3 youw :33 fathew. -UwU Pwince. Give ^.^ him >_< as much >_< as xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him :3 a royal ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >_> send ^.^ him -back again to x3 my x3 mothew. -Faw. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of x3 man >_> is uWu he? -Host. ^-^ An ;;w;; owd man. -Faw. >_> What xDD doth >_< gwavity x3 out of :33 his x3 bed uWu at midnyight? Shall UwU I UwU give ^.^ him -:33 his answer? -UwU Pwince. UwU Pwithee UwU do, >w< Jack. -Faw. Faith, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> send ^.^ him ÚwÚ packing. -ÚwÚ Exit. -UwU Pwince. >_> Nyow, sirs. xDD By'w Lady, xDD you ÚwÚ fought fair; UwU so uWu did UwU you, ÚwÚ Peto; UwU so -uWu did UwU you, ^.^ Bawdowph. >_> You OwO awe wions :3 too, xDD you wan OwO away ;;w;; upon instinct, -xDD you xDD wiww nyot :33 touch x3 the true >_< pwince; xDD nyo- fie! -Bawd. Faith, UwU I wan when UwU I saw ;;w;; othews wun. -UwU Pwince. Teww ;;w;; me nyow uWu in earnest, >w< how ^-^ came Falstaff's xDD swowd UwU so -;;w;; hack'd? -^w^ Peto. Why, ^.^ he hack'd >w< it with :33 his x3 daggew, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw -uWu twuth x3 out of England >_> but ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD you ^-^ bewieve >w< it UwU was donye uWu in -x3 fight, ÚwÚ and >w< pewsuaded >_> us to UwU do x3 the >_> wike. -Bawd. Yea, ÚwÚ and to tickwe UwU ouw :33 nyoses with speawgwass to >_< make them -bleed, ÚwÚ and xDD then to beslubber UwU ouw xDD gawments with >w< it ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw >w< it -UwU was x3 the :3 bwood of true ^.^ men. UwU I uWu did :3 that UwU I uWu did nyot ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seven xDD yeaw -OwO befowe- UwU I blush'd to hear :33 his monstwous devices. -UwU Pwince. x3 O :33 viwwain! xDD thou OwO stowest :3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack eighteen years ^w^ ago -ÚwÚ and OwO wewt :33 taken with x3 the manner, ÚwÚ and OwO evew xDD since xDD thou x3 hast blush'd ->_< extempowe. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst fire ÚwÚ and xDD swowd on >w< thy side, ÚwÚ and yet xDD thou -UwU wan'st xDD away. >_> What >w< instinct >w< hadst xDD thou fow :33 it? -Bawd. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU do xDD you >_> see these meteows? Do xDD you behowd these -:33 exhawations? -UwU Pwince. UwU I xDD do. -Bawd. >_> What think xDD you ;;w;; they >_> powtend? -UwU Pwince. Hot livers ÚwÚ and UwU cowd x3 puwses. -Bawd. Choler, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if rightly >_< taken. -UwU Pwince. :3 Nyo, >_> if rightly >_< taken, OwO hawtew. - -Entew >w< Fawstaff. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes lean Jack; OwO hewe x3 comes >_> bawe-bonye. How now, x3 my x3 sweet -creature of bombast? How ^-^ wong :3 is't >_> ago, Jack, xDD since xDD thou UwU sawest -^.^ thinye UwU own >w< knyee? -Faw. OwO My UwU own >w< knyee? x3 When UwU I UwU was about >w< thy years, Hal, UwU I UwU was nyot >w< an -eagwe's tawent uWu in x3 the :33 waist; UwU I couwd uWu have x3 cwept x3 into xDD any -ÚwÚ awdewman's x3 thumb-wing. ^-^ A pwague of ^-^ sighing ÚwÚ and xDD gwief! ^.^ It ^w^ bwows :3 a -x3 man x3 up ^.^ wike :3 a uWu bwaddew. >_> Thewe's villanous nyews abroad. :3 Hewe UwU was -Sir John Bwacy from x3 youw :33 fathew. >_> You ^w^ must to x3 the court uWu in x3 the -xDD mownying. :33 That same ^-^ mad fewwow of x3 the North, >w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he of ->_> Wawes :3 that uWu gave ^-^ Amamon x3 the ÚwÚ bastinyado, ÚwÚ and UwU made Wucifew ^w^ cuckowd, -ÚwÚ and >w< swowe x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 his true OwO wiegeman ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO cwoss of :3 a x3 Wewsh ->w< hook- >_> what :3 a pwague caww xDD you him? -UwU Poins. >_< O, >_< Gwendowew. -Faw. >_> Owen, x3 Owen- x3 the >w< same; ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO son-in-waw Mortimer, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd ->_> Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and :3 that sprightly OwO Scot of :33 Scots, Dougwas, :3 that -wuns >_> a-howseback x3 up :3 a hill pewpendicuwaw- -UwU Pwince. >w< He :3 that :33 wides uWu at xDD high ^w^ speed ÚwÚ and with :33 his pistol :33 kiwws :3 a -spawwow flying. -Faw. >_> You uWu have ;;w;; hit :3 it. -UwU Pwince. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ he >_< nyevew x3 the OwO spawwow. -Faw. xDD Weww, :3 that wascaw hath ÚwÚ good >_< metaw uWu in him; ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot wun. -UwU Pwince. Why, >_> what :3 a wascaw awt xDD thou >w< then, to praise ^.^ him UwU so fow -uWu wunnying! -Faw. >_> A-howseback, OwO ye cuckoo! >_> but afoot ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot :3 budge :3 a ^-^ foot. -UwU Pwince. Yes, Jack, ;;w;; upon :3 instinct. -Faw. UwU I gwant :3 ye, ;;w;; upon :3 instinct. xDD Weww, ^.^ he >_> is there :3 too, ÚwÚ and one -:3 Mowdake, ÚwÚ and :3 a thousand ÚwÚ bwuecaps more. ÚwÚ Wowcestew >_> is :3 stow'n OwO away -to-nyight; >w< thy father's ^w^ beawd >_> is >_> tuwn'd ^-^ white with x3 the nyews; xDD you -OwO may UwU buy ÚwÚ wand nyow >_< as cheap >_< as >w< stinking mack'rel. -UwU Pwince. Why >w< then, >w< it >_> is :3 wike, >_> if there come :3 a :3 hot ^.^ Junye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this -ÚwÚ civiw buffeting OwO howd, ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU buy xDD maidenheads >_< as ;;w;; they UwU buy -;;w;; hobnyaiws, ^.^ by x3 the hundweds. -Faw. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, lad, xDD thou sayest true; >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have -ÚwÚ good >w< twading :3 that >_> way. OwO But tell uWu me, Hal, awt nyot xDD thou howwibwe -^w^ afeawd? ^.^ Thou ^.^ being heir apparent, couwd x3 the wowwd pick uWu thee x3 out ->w< thwee xDD such >_< enyemies again >_< as :3 that >_< fiend Dougwas, :3 that ^w^ spiwit ->w< Pewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ deviw Gwendowew? Awt xDD thou nyot >w< howwibwy afraid? -^-^ Doth nyot >w< thy :3 bwood UwU thwiww uWu at :33 it? -UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. UwU I ^.^ wack x3 some of >w< thy :3 instinct. -Faw. xDD Weww, xDD thou wiwt be >w< howwibwy ;;w;; chid to-mowwow when xDD thou comest to ->w< thy :33 fathew. ;;w;; If xDD thou wuv ^w^ fiwe, x3 pwactise >w< an answer. -UwU Pwince. Do xDD thou stand fow x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and >_> examinye ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 the -pawticuwaws of x3 my life. -Faw. Shall >_< I? OwO Content. This >w< chaiw UwU shaww be x3 my state, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ daggew x3 my -sceptre, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> cushion UwU my, crown. -UwU Pwince. x3 Thy >w< state >_> is :33 taken fow :3 a UwU join'd-stoow, >w< thy golden sceptre -fow :3 a weaden x3 daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< pwecious rich >_< cwown fow :3 a ^w^ pitifuw -;;w;; bawd crown. -Faw. xDD Weww, >w< an x3 the fire of xDD gwace be nyot quite x3 out of ÚwÚ thee, nyow shalt -xDD thou be :33 muvd. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of ^-^ sack to >_< make x3 my eyes wook ;;w;; wed, -:3 that >w< it OwO may be xDD thought UwU I uWu have wept; fow UwU I ^w^ must speak uWu in ^-^ passion, -ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >w< it uWu in ^w^ King Cambyses' vein. -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, OwO hewe >_> is x3 my ^-^ weg. -Faw. xDD And OwO hewe >_> is x3 my :33 speech. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ aside, nobility. -Host. x3 O Jesu, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 excewwent sport, :33 i' >_< faith! -Faw. UwU Weep >_> nyot, x3 sweet queen, fow :33 twickwing tears OwO awe OwO vain. -Host. >_< O, x3 the :3 Fathew, >w< how ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds :33 his :3 countenyance! -Faw. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, wowds, :33 convey x3 my ^.^ twistfuw ^.^ queen! -For tears UwU do ÚwÚ stop x3 the ^-^ fwoodgates of her :3 eyes. -Host. x3 O Jesu, ^.^ he xDD doth >w< it >_< as ^.^ wike one of these harlotry >_< pwayews >_< as -OwO evew UwU I uWu see! -Faw. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ good >_< pintpot. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; tickwe-bwain.- ^w^ Hawwy, UwU I UwU do -nyot >w< onwy :3 mawvew :3 whewe xDD thou >_> spendest >w< thy time, >_> but awso >w< how xDD thou -awt accompanyied. For ^w^ though x3 the >_< camomiwe, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it >_> is UwU twodden -;;w;; on, x3 the fastew >w< it >_> gwows, yet youth, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it >_> is ;;w;; wasted, x3 the -:33 soonyew >w< it x3 weaws. :33 That xDD thou awt x3 my >_< son UwU I uWu have ;;w;; pawtwy >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's -word, ;;w;; pawtwy x3 my UwU own :33 opinyion, >_> but ^.^ chiefwy :3 a villanous twick of -^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< foowish >_< hanging of >w< thy x3 nyethew >_< wip :3 that xDD doth -:33 wawwant x3 me. ;;w;; If xDD then xDD thou be >_< son to uWu me, OwO hewe wies x3 the OwO point: >w< why, -^.^ being >_< son to uWu me, awt xDD thou UwU so :3 pointed at? Shall x3 the blessed sun of -heaven ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ michew ÚwÚ and eat xDD bwackbewwies? ^-^ A ;;w;; question nyot to be -:3 ask'd. Shall x3 the >_< son of England ^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU thief ÚwÚ and OwO take >_> puwses? ^-^ A -;;w;; question to be :3 ask'd. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ thing, ^w^ Hawwy, which xDD thou x3 hast -often heard :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ knyown to UwU many uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ wand ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame -of uWu pitch. This uWu pitch, >_< as UwU ancient ^.^ wwitews UwU do wepowt, xDD doth defile; -UwU so xDD doth x3 the >_< company xDD thou keepest. For, ^w^ Hawwy, nyow UwU I UwU do nyot speak -to uWu thee uWu in dwink, >_> but uWu in teaws; nyot uWu in x3 pweasuwe, >_> but uWu in :3 passion; -nyot uWu in wowds >_> onwy, >_> but uWu in :3 woes ^w^ awso: ÚwÚ and yet there >_> is :3 a virtuous -x3 man ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have often noted uWu in >w< thy xDD company, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :33 his -nyame. -UwU Pwince. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of ^w^ man, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? -Faw. ^-^ A xDD goodwy portly ^w^ man, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ cowpuwent; of :3 a cheerful -look, :3 a pweasing >_< eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe ^-^ cawwiage; x3 and, >_< as UwU I >_< think, -:33 his age x3 some x3 fifty, or, :33 by'w Lady, :33 incwinying to threescore; ÚwÚ and -nyow UwU I remember uWu me, :33 his xDD nyame >_> is >w< Fawstaff. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 man >_> shouwd be -wewdwy, ^w^ given, ^.^ he :33 deceiveth OwO me; for, ^w^ Hawwy, UwU I >_> see viwtue uWu in :33 his -OwO wooks. ;;w;; If xDD then x3 the twee OwO may be ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ by x3 the >_> fwuit, >_< as x3 the ^w^ fwuit -^.^ by x3 the tree, >w< then, pewemptowiwy UwU I speak :33 it, there >_> is viwtue uWu in -:3 that >w< Fawstaff. xDD Him >_< keep OwO with, x3 the xDD west :3 banyish. xDD And tell ;;w;; me now, -xDD thou naughty vawwet, tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe x3 hast xDD thou :33 been ÚwÚ this OwO month? -UwU Pwince. uWu Dost xDD thou speak ^.^ wike :3 a UwU king? Do xDD thou stand fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll -:33 pway x3 my :33 fathew. -Faw. ;;w;; Depose me? ;;w;; If xDD thou dost >w< it half UwU so gravely, UwU so majestically, -both uWu in ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and >w< mattew, ^w^ hang ;;w;; me x3 up ^.^ by x3 the heels fow :3 a -wabbit-suckew ow :3 a xDD pouwtew's ;;w;; hawe. -UwU Pwince. xDD Weww, OwO hewe UwU I ^w^ am set. -Faw. xDD And OwO hewe UwU I ^.^ stand. UwU Judge, x3 my ^w^ mastews. -UwU Pwince. >_> Nyow, ^w^ Hawwy, >_> whence come you? -Faw. OwO My x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, from ^w^ Eastcheap. -UwU Pwince. uWu The >w< compwaints UwU I hear of uWu thee OwO awe gwievous. -Faw. ^-^ 'Sbwood, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they OwO awe fawse! Nyay, I'll tickwe OwO ye fow :3 a -xDD young >_< pwince, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -UwU Pwince. Sweawest UwU thou, >_< ungwacious boy? ÚwÚ Hencefowth ^w^ nye'ew wook on x3 me. -^.^ Thou awt >_< viowentwy cawwied OwO away from grace. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ deviw -haunts uWu thee uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 fat xDD man; :3 a tun of x3 man >_> is ->w< thy companyion. Why dost xDD thou convewse with :3 that UwU twunk of >_< humouws, -:3 that bolting :33 hutch of beastwinyess, :3 that ^-^ swoww'n parcel of -dropsies, :3 that >_> huge ;;w;; bombawd of sack, :3 that UwU stuff'd x3 cwoakbag of -guts, :3 that OwO woasted >w< Mannyingtwee :33 ox with x3 the :3 pudding uWu in :33 his bewwy, -:3 that reverend xDD vice, :3 that ^w^ gwey iniquity, :3 that >w< fathew ^-^ wuffian, :3 that -vanyity uWu in years? ^-^ Whewein >_> is ^.^ he UwU good, >_> but to >_> taste ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink -:33 it? wherein neat ÚwÚ and xDD cweanwy, >_> but to ^w^ cawve :3 a ^.^ capon ÚwÚ and eat :33 it? -wherein ^w^ cunnying, >_> but uWu in :3 cwaft? wherein xDD cwafty, >_> but uWu in villany? -wherein xDD viwwanyous, >_> but uWu in aww things? wherein wowthy, >_> but uWu in -nyothing? -Faw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace ^.^ wouwd OwO take ;;w;; me with OwO you. ;;w;; Whom means x3 youw -Gwace? -UwU Pwince. :33 That villanous UwU abominyabwe misleader of youth, :33 Fawstaff, -:3 that ;;w;; owd white-bearded ;;w;; Satan. -Faw. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the x3 man UwU I :33 knyow. -UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >_> dost. -Faw. OwO But to >_> say UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe x3 hawm uWu in ^.^ him than uWu in mysewf :3 wewe to >_> say -^.^ mowe than UwU I :33 knyow. :33 That ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; owd uWu (the ^.^ mowe x3 the >_< pity) :33 his ^-^ white ->_< haiws UwU do >_> witnyess uWu it; >_> but :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 (saving x3 youw x3 wevewence) :3 a -whoremaster, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; uttewwy deny. ;;w;; If ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and ^-^ sugaw be :3 a ^w^ fauwt, -^w^ God OwO hewp x3 the OwO wicked! ;;w;; If to be ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy be :3 a ^w^ sin, xDD then UwU many ->w< an ;;w;; owd host :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> is ^w^ damn'd. ;;w;; If to be :33 fat be to be hated, -xDD then Phawaoh's lean ;;w;; kinye OwO awe to be >w< wuvd. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -^-^ Banyish Peto, banyish xDD Bawdowph, banyish ;;w;; Poins; >_> but fow x3 sweet x3 Jack -:33 Fawstaff, uWu kind x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, true x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, uWu vawiant x3 Jack -:33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ mowe uWu vawiant x3 being, >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; owd x3 Jack -:33 Fawstaff, banyish nyot ^.^ him >w< thy Harry's xDD company, banyish nyot ^.^ him >w< thy -Harry's UwU company. ^-^ Banyish uWu pwump Jack, ÚwÚ and banyish aww x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! -UwU Pwince. UwU I UwU do, UwU I :33 wiww. :3 [A knocking heard.] -UwU [Exeunt Hostess, Fwancis, ÚwÚ and Bawdowph.] - -Entew xDD Bawdowph, >w< wunnying. - -Bawd. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! x3 the shewiff with :3 a UwU most monstwous ;;w;; watch ->_> is uWu at x3 the UwU doow. -Faw. Out, OwO ye UwU wogue! >_> Pway x3 out x3 the play. UwU I uWu have much to >_> say uWu in x3 the -behawf of :3 that >w< Fawstaff. - -Entew x3 the Hostess. - -Host. x3 O Jesu, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -UwU Pwince. :33 Heigh, ^-^ heigh, x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 wides ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 fiddwestick! -x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -Host. uWu The shewiff ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ;;w;; watch OwO awe uWu at x3 the UwU doow. ^-^ They OwO awe come -to ^-^ seawch x3 the ÚwÚ house. Shall UwU I wet them in? -Faw. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, OwO Haw? xDD Nyevew caww :3 a true ^.^ piece of gowd :3 a -xDD countewfeit. ^.^ Thou awt ÚwÚ essentiawwy ^-^ mad ^-^ without ÚwÚ seeming :3 so. -UwU Pwince. xDD And xDD thou :3 a natural x3 cowawd ^-^ without :3 instinct. -Faw. UwU I UwU deny x3 youw uWu majow. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww UwU deny x3 the ^w^ shewiff, so; >_> if >_> nyot, -wet ^.^ him enter. ;;w;; If UwU I :33 become nyot :3 a xDD cawt >_< as weww >_< as anyothew ^w^ man, :3 a -pwague on x3 my x3 bwinging ^-^ up! UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww >_< as >w< soon be xDD stwangwed -with :3 a hawtew >_< as anyothew. -UwU Pwince. Go hide uWu thee x3 behind x3 the arras. uWu The xDD west walk, x3 up abuv. ->_> Nyow, x3 my mastews, fow :3 a true OwO face ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ^w^ conscience. -Faw. UwU Both which UwU I uWu have uWu had; >_> but uWu theiw uWu date >_> is ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe -I'll hide x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. -UwU Pwince. ;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the sheriff. -UwU [Exeunt Manyent x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Peto.] - -Entew ÚwÚ Shewiff ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 Cawwiew. - ->_> Nyow, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Shewiff, >_> what >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww with me? -UwU Shew. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ A :33 hue ÚwÚ and cwy ->_< Hath fowwowed xDD cewtain ;;w;; men >w< unto ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ house. -UwU Pwince. >_> What men? -UwU Shew. x3 Onye of them >_> is weww ^-^ knyown, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd- -^-^ A gwoss :33 fat man. -:33 Cawwiew. ;;w;; As :33 fat >_< as >_> buttew. -UwU Pwince. uWu The ^w^ man, UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe UwU you, >_> is nyot UwU hewe, -For UwU I mysewf uWu at ÚwÚ this time uWu have xDD empwoy'd ^.^ him. -^.^ And, ^w^ shewiff, UwU I xDD wiww :33 engage x3 my ;;w;; wowd to uWu thee -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ by to-mowwow dinner time ->_< Send ^.^ him to answew ÚwÚ thee, ow xDD any ^w^ man, -For ;;w;; anything ^.^ he UwU shaww be :3 chawg'd withal; -xDD And UwU so wet ;;w;; me entweat xDD you OwO weave x3 the ÚwÚ house. -UwU Shew. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> Thewe OwO awe >w< two gentlemen -:3 Have uWu in ÚwÚ this robbery wost >w< thwee :3 hundwed mawks. -UwU Pwince. ^.^ It OwO may be :3 so. ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu have wobb'd these men, ->w< He UwU shaww be ^w^ answewabwe; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. -UwU Shew. ^-^ Good night, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. -UwU Pwince. UwU I think >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ good morrow, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -UwU Shew. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I think >w< it be >w< two OwO o'cwock. -uWu Exit ^w^ [with Cawwiew]. -UwU Pwince. This :3 oiwy wascaw >_> is ÚwÚ knyown >_< as weww >_< as Paul's. Go caww ^.^ him -forth. -^w^ Peto. >w< Fawstaff! xDD Fast ;;w;; asweep x3 behind x3 the arras, ÚwÚ and >_> snyowting ^.^ wike :3 a -horse. -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Hawk >w< how x3 hawd ^.^ he ^-^ fetches >_< bweath. Search :33 his >_> pockets. ->w< He ^-^ seawcheth :33 his >_> pockets ÚwÚ and :33 findeth xDD cewtain ^-^ papews. ->_> What x3 hast xDD thou >w< found? -^w^ Peto. Nyothing >_> but papers, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU Pwince. :3 Wet's >_> see whit ;;w;; they >w< be. xDD Wead OwO them. - -^w^ Peto. [weads] UwU 'Item. ^-^ A x3 capon. ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ii OwO s. ii >_> d. ->_> Item, ;;w;; Sauce. ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . UwU iiii >_> d. ->_> Item, ^.^ Sack >w< two gawwons ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ;;w;; v OwO s. ÚwÚ viii >_> d. ->_> Item, >_> Anchovies ÚwÚ and ^-^ sack ÚwÚ aftew x3 suppew. ii OwO s. OwO vi >_> d. ->_> Item, x3 Bwead. ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . ^w^ . UwU ob.' - -UwU Pwince. x3 O UwU monstwous! >_> but one ^.^ hawfpennywowth of ^.^ bwead to ÚwÚ this -intowewabwe deal of sack! >_> What there >_> is else, >_< keep close; we'll -^w^ wead >w< it uWu at ^.^ mowe uWu advantage. >_> Thewe wet ^.^ him :33 sweep >w< tiww x3 day. I'll to -x3 the court uWu in x3 the mownying ^w^ . We ^w^ must aww to x3 the waws. ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 pwace -UwU shaww be >w< honyouwabwe. I'll ;;w;; pwocuwe ÚwÚ this :33 fat ;;w;; wogue :3 a :3 chawge of ->w< foot; ÚwÚ and UwU I knyow, :33 his :33 death xDD wiww be :3 a :33 mawch of >_< twewve >_< scowe. uWu The -monyey UwU shaww be paid back again with uWu advantage. ^w^ Be with ;;w;; me betimes -uWu in x3 the UwU mownying, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ good morrow, ^w^ Peto. -^w^ Peto. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. Scene ^.^ I. -Bangow. uWu The uWu Awchdeacon's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew x3 Hotspuw, Worcester, Lord Mortimer, OwO Owen >_< Gwendowew. - -Mort. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ pwomises OwO awe faiw, x3 the ;;w;; pawties x3 suwe, -xDD And UwU ouw uWu induction full of :33 pwospewous ^-^ hope. -^w^ Hot. Lord Mortimer, ÚwÚ and xDD cousin OwO Gwendowew, -Will xDD you sit down? -xDD And :33 uncwe Worcester. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 it! -UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 the map. -OwO Gwend. :3 Nyo, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. ->_> Sit, xDD cousin :33 Pewcy; ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin x3 Hotspuw, -For ^.^ by :3 that xDD nyame >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as :3 Wancastew -^-^ Doth speak of UwU you, :33 his >_< cheek :33 wooks pawe, ÚwÚ and with -^-^ A ;;w;; wising x3 sigh ^.^ he wisheth xDD you uWu in UwU heaven. -^w^ Hot. xDD And xDD you uWu in >_> heww, >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as ^.^ he x3 heaws -OwO Owen ;;w;; Gwendowew ^-^ spoke uWu of. -OwO Gwend. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ^.^ him. At x3 my :3 nyativity -uWu The >w< fwont of heaven UwU was full of fiery >w< shapes -Of ^.^ buwnying cwessets, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my birth -uWu The fwame ÚwÚ and >_> huge >_< foundation of x3 the ^.^ eawth -;;w;; Shak'd ^.^ wike :3 a cowawd. -^w^ Hot. Why, UwU so >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye uWu at x3 the same >w< season, >_> if x3 youw -;;w;; mothew's :33 cat xDD had >_> but kitten'd, ^w^ though >_> youwsewf xDD had >_< nyevew :33 been -born. -OwO Gwend. UwU I >_> say x3 the ^.^ eawth uWu did ;;w;; shake when UwU I UwU was born. -^w^ Hot. xDD And UwU I >_> say x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU was nyot of x3 my UwU mind, -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ suppose >_< as feawing xDD you >w< it shook. -OwO Gwend. uWu The heavens :3 wewe aww on ^w^ fiwe, x3 the ^.^ eawth uWu did ^w^ twembwe. -^w^ Hot. >_< O, xDD then x3 the ^.^ eawth >_> shook to >_> see x3 the heavens on ^w^ fiwe, -xDD And nyot uWu in feaw of x3 youw nyativity. -^.^ Diseased ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO oftentimes >_< bweaks fowth -^w^ In ;;w;; stwange eruptions; ;;w;; oft x3 the teeming ^.^ eawth -Is with :3 a uWu kind of ^w^ cowic ;;w;; pinch'd ÚwÚ and vex'd -^-^ By x3 the imprisoning of ^-^ unwuwy wind -OwO Within her womb, ^w^ which, fow >w< enwawgement striving, -OwO Shakes x3 the ;;w;; owd beldame ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ toppwes down -Steeples ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mossgwown UwU towews. At x3 youw birth -Our :3 gwandam earth, xDD having ÚwÚ this >w< distemp'watuwe, -^w^ In passion shook. -OwO Gwend. Cousin, of UwU many ;;w;; men -UwU I UwU do nyot UwU beaw these :33 cwossings. Give ;;w;; me OwO weave -;;w;; To tell xDD you >_> once again :3 that uWu at x3 my birth -uWu The >w< fwont of heaven UwU was full of fiery ^w^ shapes, -uWu The UwU goats wan from x3 the >_< mountains, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hewds -^.^ Wewe OwO stwangewy ;;w;; cwamowous to x3 the frighted ^-^ fiewds. -;;w;; These signs uWu have uWu mawk'd ;;w;; me >_> extwaowdinyawy, -xDD And aww x3 the ;;w;; couwses of x3 my >w< wife UwU do x3 show -UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ;;w;; woww of ^w^ common ^.^ men. -Whewe >_> is ^.^ he >w< wiving, >w< cwipp'd uWu in with x3 the sea -:33 That ^-^ chides x3 the uWu banks of England, :33 Scotwand, ÚwÚ Wawes, ->_< Which ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me ^w^ pupiw ow hath ^w^ wead to me? -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 out :3 that >_> is >_> but xDD woman's >_< son -UwU Can trace ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the tedious ways of awt -xDD And howd ;;w;; me >_> pace uWu in >_> deep >w< expewiments. -^w^ Hot. UwU I think there's nyo x3 man xDD speaks xDD bettew ÚwÚ Wewsh. I'll to uWu dinnyew. -Mort. uWu Peace, xDD cousin :33 Pewcy; xDD you xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him >_> mad. -OwO Gwend. UwU I ^.^ can caww ;;w;; spiwits from x3 the ÚwÚ vasty deep. -^w^ Hot. Why, UwU so ^.^ can I, ow UwU so ^.^ can xDD any xDD man; -OwO But xDD wiww ;;w;; they come when xDD you UwU do caww fow them? -OwO Gwend. Why, UwU I ^.^ can >_< teach UwU you, OwO cousin, to ÚwÚ command x3 the deviw. -^w^ Hot. xDD And UwU I ^.^ can >_< teach ÚwÚ thee, x3 coz, to ^-^ shame x3 the >w< deviw- -^-^ By :3 tewwing truth. Teww uWu twuth ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame x3 the deviw. -;;w;; If xDD thou uWu have powew to >w< waise :3 him, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew, -xDD And I'll be sworn UwU I uWu have powew to ^-^ shame ^.^ him x3 hence. ->_< O, OwO whiwe xDD you x3 wive, tell uWu twuth ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame x3 the devil! -Mort. ^.^ Come, come, nyo ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this :3 unpwofitabwe uWu chat. -OwO Gwend. Thwee times hath Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke UwU made >_> head -^w^ Against x3 my power; thrice from x3 the uWu banks of xDD Wye -xDD And sandy-bottom'd uWu Sevewn uWu have UwU I sent ^.^ him -x3 Bootwess ^.^ home ÚwÚ and ^w^ weathew-beaten back. -^w^ Hot. x3 Home ^-^ without ^-^ boots, ÚwÚ and uWu in fouw >_> weathew xDD too? -How ^w^ scapes ^.^ he >_< agues, uWu in x3 the >_> deviw's xDD nyame -OwO Gwend. ^.^ Come, hewe's x3 the map. Shall ^.^ we OwO divide UwU ouw >w< wight -x3 Accowding to UwU ouw >_> thweefowd order ^w^ ta'en? -Mort. uWu The OwO Awchdeacon hath OwO divided >w< it -^.^ Into >w< thwee :3 wimits xDD vewy >_> equawwy. -England, from ÚwÚ Twent ÚwÚ and uWu Sevewn ^w^ hithewto, -^-^ By south ÚwÚ and uWu east >_> is to x3 my ÚwÚ pawt >_< assign'd; -All ÚwÚ westwawd, >_> Wawes ^w^ beyond x3 the uWu Sevewn >w< showe, -xDD And aww x3 the ^.^ fewtiwe ÚwÚ wand within :3 that xDD bound, -;;w;; To OwO Owen Glendower; x3 and, uWu deaw x3 coz, to xDD you -uWu The :33 wemnyant nyowthwawd lying x3 off from ;;w;; Twent. -xDD And UwU ouw indentures :3 twipawtite OwO awe drawn; ->_< Which ^.^ being uWu seawed interchangeably -(A business :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< nyight OwO may :3 execute), ->_< To-mowwow, xDD cousin >w< Pewcy, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I -xDD And x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord of ÚwÚ Wowcestew xDD wiww uWu set fowth -;;w;; To :3 meet x3 youw >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ Scottish ÚwÚ bowew, -;;w;; As >_> is uWu appointed us, uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. -OwO My >w< fathew ;;w;; Gwendowew >_> is nyot ready ^w^ yet, -x3 Nyow UwU shaww ^.^ we >_< nyeed :33 his OwO hewp these ^.^ fouwteen days. -:33 [To Gwend.] OwO Within :3 that xDD space xDD you OwO may uWu have drawn togethew -uWu Youw tenyants, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing >_< gentwemen. -OwO Gwend. ^-^ A showtew time UwU shaww >_> send ;;w;; me to UwU you, :3 wowds; -xDD And uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ conduct UwU shaww x3 youw ^.^ wadies come, -Fwom ÚwÚ whom xDD you nyow ^w^ must ^.^ steaw ÚwÚ and OwO take nyo weave, -For there xDD wiww be :3 a wowwd of UwU watew x3 shed ->_> Upon x3 the >w< pawting of x3 youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and OwO you. -^w^ Hot. Methinks x3 my ^-^ moiety, ^.^ nyowth from ÚwÚ Buwton UwU hewe, -^w^ In ;;w;; quantity equals nyot one of x3 youws. -xDD See >w< how ÚwÚ this river x3 comes ;;w;; me :3 cwanking uWu in -xDD And >w< cuts ;;w;; me from x3 the best of aww x3 my ÚwÚ wand -^-^ A >_> huge ^-^ hawf-moon, :3 a monstwous x3 cantwe OwO out. -I'll uWu have x3 the :3 cuwwent :33 iww ÚwÚ this :33 pwace >_< damm'd up, -xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ÚwÚ smug ÚwÚ and >_> swivew ÚwÚ Twent UwU shaww >w< wun -^w^ In :3 a x3 nyew :33 channyew >w< faiw ÚwÚ and evenly. -^.^ It UwU shaww nyot wind with xDD such :3 a >_> deep :3 indent -;;w;; To rob ;;w;; me of UwU so rich :3 a :3 bottom hewe. -OwO Gwend. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 wind? ^.^ It UwU shaww, >w< it >w< must! >_> You >_> see >w< it UwU doth. -Mort. Yea, >_> but ->_> Mawk >w< how ^.^ he bears :33 his course, ÚwÚ and wuns ;;w;; me x3 up -With ^.^ wike ^w^ advantage on x3 the othew side, -^-^ Gewding x3 the >_< opposed continyent >_< as much -;;w;; As on x3 the othew x3 side >w< it UwU takes from OwO you. -Wor. Yea, >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe :3 chawge xDD wiww ÚwÚ twench ^.^ him OwO hewe -xDD And on ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyowth x3 side x3 win ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ cape of land; -xDD And xDD then ^.^ he wuns ^w^ stwaight ÚwÚ and xDD even. -^w^ Hot. I'll uWu have >w< it :3 so. ^-^ A xDD wittwe :3 chawge xDD wiww UwU do :3 it. -OwO Gwend. UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have >w< it ÚwÚ awt'wed. -^w^ Hot. Will nyot you? -OwO Gwend. :3 Nyo, nor xDD you UwU shaww not. -^w^ Hot. Who UwU shaww >_> say ;;w;; me nyay? -OwO Gwend. :3 Nyo, :3 that xDD wiww ^.^ I. -^w^ Hot. Let ;;w;; me nyot understand xDD you :33 then; speak >w< it uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. -OwO Gwend. UwU I ^.^ can speak Engwish, uWu wowd, >_< as weww >_< as uWu you; -For UwU I UwU was ;;w;; twain'd x3 up uWu in x3 the :3 Engwish xDD couwt, -UwU Whewe, ^.^ being >_> but >_> young, UwU I :33 fwamed to x3 the ^w^ hawp -xDD Many >w< an :3 Engwish uWu ditty lovely weww, -xDD And uWu gave x3 the >_> tongue :3 a helpful :33 ownyament- -^-^ A viwtue :3 that UwU was >_< nyevew :3 seen uWu in OwO you. -^w^ Hot. OwO Mawwy, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of >w< it with aww x3 my :33 heawt! -UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a kitten ÚwÚ and cwy ^.^ mew -Than one of these same metwe ÚwÚ bawwet-mongews. -UwU I xDD had rather hear :3 a ^-^ bwazen canstick >_> tuwn'd -:33 Ow :3 a xDD dwy wheew OwO gwate on x3 the axwetwee, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu set x3 my teeth >_< nyothing on >_> edge, -Nyothing UwU so much >_< as x3 mincing uWu poetwy. -'Tis ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; fowc'd :33 gait of :3 a shuffling ^.^ nyag, -OwO Gwend. ^.^ Come, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ Twent >_< tuwn'd. -^w^ Hot. UwU I UwU do nyot >w< cawe. I'll UwU give thrice UwU so much ÚwÚ wand -;;w;; To xDD any OwO weww-desewving fwiend; -OwO But uWu in x3 the uWu way of xDD bawgain, mark OwO ye uWu me, -I'll OwO caviw on x3 the :3 nyinth ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a >_< haiw -^w^ Awe x3 the indentures xDD dwawn? Shall ^.^ we be gone? -OwO Gwend. uWu The ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes fair; xDD you OwO may OwO away ^.^ by OwO nyight. -I'll ^.^ haste x3 the xDD wwitew, ÚwÚ and withal -^.^ Bweak with x3 youw ;;w;; wives of x3 youw :3 depawtuwe x3 hence. -UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid x3 my daughter xDD wiww >w< wun mad, -^w^ So much ^.^ she :33 doteth on her Mortimer. ÚwÚ Exit. -Mort. OwO Fie, xDD cousin ÚwÚ Pewcy! >w< how xDD you OwO cwoss x3 my ;;w;; fathew! -^w^ Hot. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose. Sometimes ^.^ he ^-^ angews ;;w;; me -With :3 tewwing ;;w;; me of x3 the xDD mowdwawp ÚwÚ and x3 the ant, -Of x3 the dreamer Merlin ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 pwophecies, -xDD And of :3 a >_> dwagon ÚwÚ and :3 a finwess ;;w;; fish, -^-^ A ^.^ cwip-wing'd :33 gwiffin ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD mouwten >w< waven, -^-^ A couching wion ÚwÚ and :3 a wamping cat, -xDD And xDD such :3 a deal of ÚwÚ skimbwe-skambwe ^w^ stuff -;;w;; As puts ;;w;; me from x3 my ÚwÚ faith. UwU I tell xDD you what- ->w< He hewd ;;w;; me >w< wast >w< nyight uWu at least >w< nyinye >_> houws -^w^ In reckoning x3 up x3 the sevewaw devils' nyames -:33 That :3 wewe :33 his ^.^ wackeys. UwU I cried 'hum,' ÚwÚ and UwU 'Weww, OwO go ;;w;; to!' -OwO But uWu mawk'd ^.^ him nyot :3 a OwO wowd. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is >_< as tedious -;;w;; As :3 a ^w^ tiwed horse, :3 a x3 waiwing :33 wife; -Wowse than :3 a >w< smoky ÚwÚ house. UwU I xDD had rather ^w^ wive -With :3 cheese ÚwÚ and gawwic uWu in :3 a windmill uWu faw -Than >w< feed on >_< cates ÚwÚ and uWu have ^.^ him tawk to ;;w;; me -^w^ In xDD any ^-^ summew ;;w;; house uWu in :33 Chwistendom). -Mort. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy gentweman, -:3 Exceedingwy weww wead, ÚwÚ and >_< pwofited -^w^ In ;;w;; stwange >_> conceawments, uWu vawiant >_< as :3 a wion, -xDD And wondwous >_< affabwe, ÚwÚ and >_< as >_> bountifuw -;;w;; As >_< minyes of UwU India. Shall UwU I tell UwU you, cousin? ->w< He ÚwÚ howds x3 youw xDD tempew uWu in :3 a xDD high wespect -xDD And curbs >_< himsewf even of :33 his natural ;;w;; scope -x3 When xDD you come :33 'cwoss :33 his humouw. Faith, ^.^ he does. -UwU I :33 wawwant xDD you :3 that x3 man >_> is nyot ^.^ awive -^.^ Might UwU so uWu have tempted ^.^ him >_< as xDD you uWu have donye -Without x3 the >_> taste of danger ÚwÚ and reproof. -OwO But UwU do nyot use >w< it :3 oft, wet ;;w;; me entweat OwO you. -Wor. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too wilful-blame, -xDD And xDD since x3 youw xDD coming ÚwÚ hithew uWu have donye enough -;;w;; To put ^.^ him quite ;;w;; besides :33 his OwO patience. ->_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ weawn, uWu wowd, to ;;w;; amend ÚwÚ this ^-^ fauwt. -;;w;; Though x3 sometimes >w< it x3 show greatness, couwage, blood- -xDD And ^w^ that's x3 the deawest xDD gwace >w< it wendews :3 you- -ÚwÚ Yet OwO oftentimes >w< it xDD doth xDD pwesent UwU hawsh rage, -Defect of :3 mannyews, ^.^ want of guvwnment, -^w^ Pwide, UwU haughtinyess, :33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and uWu disdain; -uWu The least of which >_> haunting :3 a nyobweman -Loseth men's hearts, ÚwÚ and >w< weaves x3 behind :3 a stain ->_> Upon x3 the beauty of aww parts >_< besides, -Beguiling them of xDD commendation. -^w^ Hot. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am schoow'd. ^-^ Good ^w^ mannyews be x3 youw uWu speed! -:3 Hewe come UwU ouw ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us OwO take UwU ouw >_< weave. - -Entew ;;w;; Gwendowew with x3 the Ladies. - -Mort. This >_> is x3 the deadwy x3 spite :3 that ^-^ angews me- -OwO My >w< wife ^.^ can speak nyo Engwish, UwU I nyo ÚwÚ Wewsh. -OwO Gwend. OwO My daughter >_> weeps; ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt with uWu you; -OwO She'ww be :3 a soldier :3 too, ^.^ she'ww to x3 the waws. -Mort. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ fathew, tell her :3 that ^.^ she ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< aunt ^-^ Pewcy -Shall ;;w;; fowwow uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ conduct :3 speediwy. -;;w;; Gwendowew xDD speaks to her uWu in OwO Wewsh, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ answews -^.^ him uWu in x3 the :33 same. -OwO Gwend. :33 She >_> is despewate hewe. ^-^ A >_> peevish >w< sewf-wiww'd >w< hawwotwy, -x3 Onye :3 that nyo :3 pewsuasion ^.^ can UwU do ÚwÚ good ^w^ upon. -uWu The xDD Wady xDD speaks uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. -Mort. UwU I understand >w< thy OwO wooks. :33 That OwO pwetty x3 Wewsh ->_< Which xDD thou >_< pouwest down from these xDD swewwing heavens -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too :3 pewfect UwU in; x3 and, >_> but fow UwU shame, -^w^ In xDD such :3 a xDD Bawwey >_> shouwd UwU I answew thee. -uWu The xDD Wady again uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. -UwU I understand >w< thy OwO kisses, ÚwÚ and xDD thou >_> minye, -xDD And ^w^ that's :3 a :33 feewing ^.^ disputation. -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew be :3 a twuant, xDD wuv, -Tiww UwU I uWu have ^w^ weawnt >w< thy :33 wanguage: fow >w< thy >_> tongue -:3 Makes x3 Wewsh >_< as x3 sweet >_< as x3 ditties ;;w;; highwy OwO penn'd, ->w< Sung ^.^ by :3 a >w< faiw >_< queen uWu in :3 a :33 summew's >_< bow'w, -With ravishing division, to her >_< wute. -OwO Gwend. Nyay, >_> if xDD you :33 mewt, xDD then xDD wiww ^.^ she >w< wun >_> mad. -uWu The xDD Wady xDD speaks again uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. -Mort. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowance itsewf uWu in x3 this! -OwO Gwend. :33 She UwU bids xDD you on x3 the >_< wanton wushes uWu way xDD you down -xDD And xDD west x3 youw ^-^ gentwe >_> head ;;w;; upon her UwU wap, -xDD And ^.^ she xDD wiww ^.^ sing x3 the ÚwÚ song :3 that xDD pweaseth xDD you -xDD And on x3 youw >_> eyewids >_< cwown x3 the god of sweep, -Charming x3 youw :3 bwood with pweasing heavinyess, -^.^ Making xDD such ^.^ diffewence 'twixt wake ÚwÚ and :33 sweep -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the ^.^ diffewence betwixt day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight -uWu The >_> houw >w< befowe x3 the >_< heavenwy-hawnyess'd ÚwÚ team -UwU Begins :33 his golden ^w^ pwogwess uWu in x3 the :33 East. -Mort. With aww x3 my >_< heawt I'll sit ÚwÚ and hear her ;;w;; sing. -^-^ By :3 that time xDD wiww UwU ouw ^-^ book, UwU I >_< think, be UwU dwawn. -OwO Gwend. Do >_> so, -xDD And UwU those musicians :3 that UwU shaww :33 pway to xDD you -Hang uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw :3 a thousand x3 weagues from hence, -xDD And ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; they UwU shaww be hewe. >_> Sit, ÚwÚ and xDD attend. -^w^ Hot. ^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, xDD thou awt :3 pewfect uWu in lying down. ^.^ Come, quick, -quick, :3 that UwU I OwO may uWu way x3 my >_> head uWu in >w< thy :3 wap. -xDD Wady P. ^w^ Go, OwO ye ^-^ giddy >_< goose. -uWu The uWu music xDD pways. -^w^ Hot. Now UwU I >_> pewceive x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 undewstands Welsh; -xDD And UwU 'tis nyo marvel, be >_> is UwU so uWu humowous. -xDD By'w Lady, ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 musician. -xDD Wady P. UwU Then >_> shouwd xDD you be >_< nyothing >_> but musicaw; fow xDD you OwO awe -;;w;; awtogethew guvwn'd ^.^ by :33 humouws. Lie still, OwO ye :33 thief, ÚwÚ and hear x3 the -uWu wady ^.^ sing uWu in ÚwÚ Wewsh. -^w^ Hot. UwU I xDD had rather hear Lady, x3 my bwach, howl uWu in >_< Iwish. -xDD Wady P. Wouldst xDD thou uWu have >w< thy >_> head broken? -^w^ Hot. No. -xDD Wady P. UwU Then be xDD stiww. -^w^ Hot. ^w^ Nyeithew! 'Tis :3 a xDD woman's ^-^ fauwt. -xDD Wady P. Now ^w^ God OwO hewp uWu thee! -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; To x3 the x3 Wewsh >_> wady's :3 bed. -xDD Wady P. x3 What's ^-^ that? -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Peace! ^.^ she UwU sings. -:3 Hewe x3 the xDD Wady ^-^ sings :3 a x3 Wewsh :33 song. -^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, I'll uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ song UwU too. -xDD Wady P. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> minye, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Nyot >_< youws, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth? Heawt! xDD you >_< sweaw ^.^ wike :3 a -xDD comfit-makew's x3 wife. 'Not UwU you, uWu in ÚwÚ good >_< sooth!' ÚwÚ and 'as true >_< as UwU I -live!' ÚwÚ and 'as ^w^ God UwU shaww mend UwU me!' ÚwÚ and 'as >_< suwe >_< as UwU day!' -xDD And uWu givest xDD such sarcenet surety fow >w< thy >w< oaths -;;w;; As >_> if xDD thou ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ wawk'st further than >_> Finsbuwy. -Swear uWu me, ^.^ Kate, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu wady >_< as xDD thou awt, -^-^ A ÚwÚ good mouth-filling uWu oath; ÚwÚ and OwO weave OwO 'in ÚwÚ sooth' -xDD And xDD such ^w^ pwotest of ÚwÚ peppew ^-^ gingewbwead -;;w;; To vewvet ^-^ guawds ÚwÚ and Sunday >w< citizens. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; sing. -xDD Wady P. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; sing. -^w^ Hot. 'Tis x3 the :3 nyext uWu way to turn ^w^ taiwow ow be wedbweast-teachew. ^-^ An -x3 the indentures be x3 dwawn, I'll OwO away within these >w< two ^-^ houws; ÚwÚ and UwU so -come uWu in when OwO ye :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. -OwO Gwend. ^.^ Come, come, Lord Mortimer. >_> You OwO awe >_< as slow -;;w;; As :3 hot Lord ^-^ Pewcy >_> is on fire to ÚwÚ go. -^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU ouw ^w^ book >_> is drawn; we'll >_> but ÚwÚ seaw, -xDD And xDD then to UwU howse immediately. -Mort. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -OwO Wondon. uWu The OwO Pawace. - -Entew x3 the OwO King, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -;;w;; King. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU give >_> us >_< weave. uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes ÚwÚ and UwU I -:3 Must uWu have x3 some >_> pwivate >_> confewence; >_> but be nyeaw uWu at uWu hand, -For ^.^ we UwU shaww presently uWu have >_< nyeed of OwO you. -Exeunt >w< Wowds. -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< whethew ^w^ God xDD wiww uWu have >w< it >_> so, -For x3 some displeasing OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have :33 donye, -^.^ That, uWu in :33 his secret doom, x3 out of x3 my :3 bwood -^-^ He'ww breed >_< wevengement ÚwÚ and :3 a scourge fow OwO me; -OwO But xDD thou dost uWu in >w< thy >w< passages of >w< wife -^-^ Make ;;w;; me ^-^ bewieve :3 that xDD thou awt >w< onwy uWu mawk'd -For x3 the :3 hot UwU vengeance ÚwÚ and x3 the wod of heaven -;;w;; To punyish x3 my >_> mistweadings. Teww ;;w;; me else, -Could xDD such UwU inyowdinyate ÚwÚ and wow desires, ->w< Such OwO poow, xDD such x3 bawe, xDD such ^w^ wewd, xDD such >_> mean UwU attempts, ->w< Such ^-^ bawwen UwU pweasuwes, wude uWu society, -;;w;; As xDD thou awt match'd withal ÚwÚ and uWu gwafted ^.^ to, -OwO Accompany x3 the :33 gweatnyess of >w< thy :3 bwood -xDD And howd uWu theiw ^w^ wevew with >w< thy princely ÚwÚ heawt? -UwU Pwince. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd -uWu Quit aww :3 offences with >_< as ^-^ cweaw UwU excuse -;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ doubtwess UwU I ^.^ can OwO puwge -xDD Mysewf of UwU many UwU I ^w^ am UwU chawged uWu withaw. -ÚwÚ Yet xDD such x3 extenyuation wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ beg -As, uWu in >_< wepwoof of UwU many ;;w;; tawes ^-^ devis'd, ->_< Which ;;w;; oft x3 the ear of :33 gweatnyess >_< nyeeds ^w^ must UwU beaw -^-^ By, x3 smiwing ^w^ pickthanks ÚwÚ and UwU base xDD nyewsmongews, -UwU I may, fow x3 some ^.^ things true wherein x3 my :33 youth ->_< Hath uWu fauwty ^-^ wand'wed ÚwÚ and irregular, -xDD And UwU pawdon on ;;w;; wiwy true ;;w;; submission. -;;w;; King. ^w^ God UwU pawdon uWu thee! ÚwÚ Yet wet ;;w;; me OwO wondew, ^w^ Hawwy, -At >w< thy >_> affections, which UwU do howd :3 a *hugs tightly* wing, ->_< Quite from x3 the :33 fwight of aww >w< thy ÚwÚ ancestows. -x3 Thy :33 pwace uWu in Counciw xDD thou x3 hast wudewy :3 wost, ->_< Which ^.^ by >w< thy :3 youngew ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is supplied, -xDD And awt almost >w< an x3 awien to x3 the heawts -Of aww x3 the court ÚwÚ and pwinces of x3 my blood. -uWu The UwU hope ÚwÚ and expectation of >w< thy time -Is ruin'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 souw of every x3 man -:33 Pwopheticawwy UwU do OwO fowethink >w< thy UwU faww. -xDD Had UwU I UwU so ^.^ wavish of x3 my x3 pwesence ^-^ been, -^w^ So common-hacknyey'd uWu in x3 the eyes of men, -^w^ So ÚwÚ stawe ÚwÚ and cheap to uWu vuwgaw xDD company, ->_< Opinyion, :3 that uWu did OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 the :3 cwown, -xDD Had still :33 kept loyal to >w< possession -xDD And left ;;w;; me uWu in reputeless banishment, -^-^ A fewwow of nyo mark nor likelihood. -^-^ By ^.^ being seldom uWu seen, UwU I couwd nyot stir -But, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ comet, UwU I Was x3 wond'wed OwO at; -:33 That ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd tell uWu theiw chiwdwen, 'This >_> is ;;w;; he!' -:3 Othews ^.^ wouwd say, :3 'Whewe? >_< Which >_> is Bolingbroke?' -xDD And xDD then UwU I OwO stowe aww >w< couwtesy from ^.^ heaven, -xDD And dwess'd mysewf uWu in xDD such humility -:33 That UwU I uWu did pluck OwO awwegiance from men's hearts, -xDD Woud ^w^ shouts ÚwÚ and sawutations from uWu theiw mouths -Even uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence of x3 the ^.^ cwownyed ;;w;; King. -^-^ Thus uWu did UwU I >_< keep x3 my ÚwÚ pewson >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyew, -OwO My >_> pwesence, ^.^ wike :3 a wobe UwU pontificaw, -Nye'ew :3 seen >_> but x3 wond'wed OwO at; ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 my state, -Sewdom >_> but x3 sumptuous, ^w^ show'd ^.^ wike :3 a >_> feast -xDD And ^.^ won ^.^ by x3 wawenyess xDD such solemnity. -uWu The ^.^ skipping OwO King, ^.^ he :33 ambwed x3 up ÚwÚ and down -With shallow >w< jestews ÚwÚ and >_< wash OwO bavin UwU wits, -ÚwÚ Soon kindled ÚwÚ and >w< soon >w< buwnt; carded :33 his ^w^ state; -Mingwed :33 his xDD woyawty with UwU cap'wing uWu foows; -xDD Had :33 his great xDD nyame profaned with uWu theiw scorns -xDD And uWu gave :33 his ^-^ countenyance, OwO against :33 his :33 nyame, -;;w;; To laugh uWu at gibing >_< boys ÚwÚ and stand x3 the :3 push -Of every beardless :33 vain xDD compawative; -^w^ Gwew :3 a >_< companyion to x3 the ^w^ common ÚwÚ stweets, -OwO Enfeoff'd >_< himsewf to OwO popuwawity; -^.^ That, ^.^ being dawwy ^.^ swawwowed ^.^ by men's ^w^ eyes, -^-^ They surfeited with honey ÚwÚ and began -;;w;; To ^-^ woathe x3 the >_> taste of sweetness, xDD wheweof :3 a xDD wittwe -uWu Mowe than :3 a xDD wittwe >_> is ^.^ by much ^w^ too :33 much. -So, when ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; occasion to be uWu seen, ->w< He UwU was >_> but >_< as x3 the ;;w;; cuckoo >_> is uWu in ^.^ Junye, -Heard, nyot ^w^ wegawded- uWu seen, >_> but with xDD such eyes -As, >w< sick ÚwÚ and bwunted with :33 communyity, -OwO Affowd nyo >_< extwaowdinyawy UwU gaze, ->w< Such >_< as >_> is UwU bent on ^-^ unwike ^.^ majesty -x3 When >w< it uWu shinyes seldom uWu in ^w^ admiwing eyes; -OwO But rather dwows'd ÚwÚ and UwU hung uWu theiw >_> eyewids ;;w;; down, -Slept uWu in :33 his >w< face, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wend'wed xDD such uWu aspect -;;w;; As cwoudy ;;w;; men use to uWu theiw advewsawies, -uWu Being with :33 his x3 pwesence OwO gwutted, ;;w;; gowg'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fuww. -xDD And uWu in :3 that xDD vewy xDD winye, ^w^ Hawwy, >w< standest :3 thou; -For xDD thou x3 hast wost >w< thy princely OwO pwiviwege -With ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ pawticipation. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< an ^w^ eye -OwO But >_> is >_> aweawy of >w< thy ^w^ common UwU sight, -:3 Save >_> minye, which hath desir'd to >_> see uWu thee mowe; ->_< Which nyow xDD doth :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it xDD do- -^-^ Make ^w^ bwind itsewf with >_< foowish tendewnyess. -UwU Pwince. UwU I UwU shaww heweaftew, x3 my ÚwÚ thwice-gwacious uWu wowd, -^w^ Be ^.^ mowe :3 mysewf. -;;w;; King. For aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; As xDD thou awt to ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, UwU was Richard xDD then -x3 When UwU I from Fwance uWu set :33 foot uWu at Ravenspurgh; -xDD And even >_< as UwU I UwU was xDD then >_> is ^-^ Pewcy now. ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my sceptre, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 souw to UwU boot, ->w< He hath ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ intewest to x3 the >w< state -Than UwU thou, x3 the :3 shadow of succession; -For of nyo wight, nor colour ^.^ wike to wight, ->w< He xDD doth ^w^ fiww fields with :33 hawnyess uWu in x3 the ^w^ weawm, -Tuwns >_> head OwO against x3 the ;;w;; wion's :3 awmed :3 jaws, -^.^ And, uWu Being nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in >_> debt to years than UwU thou, -Weads UwU ancient wowds ÚwÚ and reverend ÚwÚ Bishops on -;;w;; To bwoody :3 battwes ÚwÚ and to >_< bwuising arms. ->_> What >_< nyevew-dying honour hath ^.^ he ^w^ got -^w^ Against OwO wenyowmed Douglas! x3 whose xDD high uWu deeds, ->_< Whose :3 hot :33 incuwsions ÚwÚ and great xDD nyame uWu in :3 awms -Howds from aww ^-^ sowdiews uWu chief majority -xDD And x3 miwitawy ;;w;; titwe >w< capitaw -^.^ Thwough aww x3 the OwO kingdoms :3 that :3 acknyowwedge ^-^ Chwist. -uWu Thwice hath ÚwÚ this x3 Hotspuw, uWu Maws uWu in >_< swathwing cwothes, -This xDD infant wawwiow, uWu in :33 his >w< entewpwises ->_> Discomfited great Douglas; >_> ta'en ^.^ him ^w^ once, ->_< Enwawged :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU made :3 a :33 fwiend of :3 him, -;;w;; To ^w^ fiww x3 the xDD mouth of >_> deep ^-^ defiance x3 up -xDD And ;;w;; shake x3 the uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 safety of UwU ouw thwonye. -xDD And >_> what >_> say xDD you to :3 this? >w< Pewcy, >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -uWu The >_> Awchbishop's Gwace of York, Dougwas, ^-^ Mowtimew -Capituwate OwO against >_> us ÚwÚ and OwO awe :33 up. -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do UwU I tell these nyews to uWu thee -Why, ^w^ Hawwy, UwU do UwU I tell uWu thee of x3 my ;;w;; foes, ->_< Which awt x3 my ÚwÚ nyeawest ÚwÚ and deawest ^-^ enyemy' -^.^ Thou :3 that awt ^.^ wike UwU enyough, ^w^ thwough ^.^ vassaw ;;w;; feaw, ->w< Base incwinyation, ÚwÚ and x3 the start of >w< spween, -;;w;; To >w< fight OwO against ;;w;; me :33 undew ÚwÚ Pewcy's :33 pay, -;;w;; To dog :33 his heels ÚwÚ and :3 cuwtsy uWu at :33 his ÚwÚ fwowns, -;;w;; To x3 show >w< how much xDD thou awt ^-^ degenyewate. -UwU Pwince. Do nyot think :3 so. >_> You UwU shaww nyot find >w< it :3 so. -xDD And ^w^ God :33 fowgive them :3 that UwU so much uWu have >w< sway'd -uWu Youw :33 Majesty's ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts OwO away from me! -UwU I xDD wiww xDD wedeem aww ÚwÚ this on ÚwÚ Pewcy's >_> head -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the xDD cwosing of x3 some glorious ^-^ day, -^w^ Be bold to tell xDD you :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw x3 son, -x3 When UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw :3 a ^.^ gawment aww of bwood, -xDD And stain x3 my ;;w;; favouws uWu in :3 a bwoody OwO mask, ->_< Which, >w< wash'd away, UwU shaww scouw x3 my ^-^ shame with :3 it. -xDD And :3 that UwU shaww be x3 the ^-^ day, whenye'ew >w< it :3 wights, -:33 That ÚwÚ this same chiwd of honour ÚwÚ and OwO wenyown, -This OwO gawwant x3 Hotspuw, ÚwÚ this UwU aww-pwaised UwU knyight, -xDD And x3 youw ^w^ unthought of ÚwÚ Hawwy chance to ^.^ meet. -For every honour :3 sitting on :33 his hewm, -Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and on x3 my >_> head -OwO My UwU shames ;;w;; wedoubwed! For x3 the time xDD wiww come -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww >_< make ÚwÚ this Nyowthewn :33 youth :3 exchange -ÚwÚ His glorious >_< deeds fow x3 my indignyities. -^-^ Pewcy >_> is >_> but x3 my factor, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; To engross x3 up glorious >_< deeds on x3 my :33 behawf; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww caww ^-^ haww to UwU so :3 stwict :33 account -:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww render every :3 gwowy up, -Yea, even x3 the uWu swightest :33 wowship of :33 his time, -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww teaw x3 the reckoning from :33 his ;;w;; heawt. -This uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God UwU I promise ^.^ hewe; -uWu The which >_> if ^.^ he be pleas'd UwU I UwU shaww xDD pewfowm, -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty OwO may ^.^ sawve -uWu The long-grown wounds of x3 my ^w^ intempewance. -;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the >w< end of >w< wife >w< cancews aww bands, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die :3 a :3 hundwed thousand >w< deaths -Ere bweak x3 the xDD smawwest parcel of ÚwÚ this UwU vow. -;;w;; King. ^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand ÚwÚ webews ^-^ die uWu in x3 this! -^.^ Thou shalt uWu have :3 chawge ÚwÚ and suvweign :33 twust OwO hewein. - -Entew Bwunt. - -How now, ÚwÚ good Blunt? x3 Thy :33 wooks OwO awe full of ;;w;; speed. -Bwunt. ^w^ So hath x3 the business :3 that UwU I come to speak uWu of. -Lord ^-^ Mowtimew of :3 Scotwand hath sent ;;w;; wowd -:33 That Dougwas ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Engwish ÚwÚ webews >w< met -uWu The ;;w;; eweventh of ÚwÚ this >_> month uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. -^-^ A ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 feawfuw >_> head ;;w;; they awe, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ pwomises be :33 kept oiw every uWu hand, -;;w;; As OwO evew ;;w;; off'wed fouw :33 pway uWu in :3 a state. -;;w;; King. uWu The ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Westmowewand uWu set fowth to-day; -With ^.^ him x3 my x3 son, Lord John of ^-^ Wancastew; -For ÚwÚ this :33 advewtisement >_> is five OwO days ^-^ owd. -On >w< Wednyesday next, ^w^ Hawwy, xDD you UwU shaww uWu set fowwawd; -On >w< Thuwsday ^.^ we ouwsewves xDD wiww >w< mawch. Our meeting -Is ^.^ Bwidgenyowth; x3 and, ^w^ Hawwy, xDD you UwU shaww :33 mawch -^.^ Thwough Gloucestershire; ^.^ by which ^w^ account, -Our business >_< vawued, x3 some >_< twewve OwO days >w< hence -Our general forces uWu at Bwidgenyowth UwU shaww ^.^ meet. -Our ^.^ hands OwO awe full of business. :3 Wet's xDD away. -uWu Advantage xDD feeds ^.^ him :33 fat OwO whiwe ;;w;; men :3 deway. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -^w^ Eastcheap. uWu The Boar's Head :33 Tavewn. - -Entew Falstaff ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bawdowph. - -Faw. xDD Bawdowph, ^w^ am UwU I nyot fall'n OwO away uWu viwewy xDD since ÚwÚ this >w< wast uWu action? -Do UwU I nyot ^w^ bate? Do UwU I nyot >w< dwindwe? Why, x3 my uWu skin uWu hangs about ;;w;; me ^.^ wike ->w< an ;;w;; owd >_> wady's ;;w;; woose ^.^ gown! UwU I ^w^ am :3 withewed ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd apple OwO John. -xDD Weww, I'll repent, ÚwÚ and :3 that suddenly, OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 some x3 wiking. -UwU I UwU shaww be x3 out of >_< heawt shortly, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I UwU shaww uWu have nyo -ÚwÚ stwength to wepent. ^-^ An UwU I uWu have nyot :3 fowgotten >_> what x3 the inside of :3 a -^-^ chuwch >_> is UwU made :33 of, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a peppewcown, :3 a bwewew's horse. uWu The -inside of :3 a chuwch! uWu Company, villanous xDD company, hath :33 been x3 the -:33 spoiw of x3 me. -Bawd. Sir John, xDD you OwO awe UwU so fwetfuw xDD you ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive wong. -Faw. Why, there >_> is :3 it! ^.^ Come, ^.^ sing ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ bawdy ^.^ song; >_< make ;;w;; me x3 mewwy. UwU I -UwU was >_< as >w< viwtuouswy UwU given >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< nyeed to be, virtuous ->_> enyough: >w< swowe UwU wittwe, xDD dic'd nyot :33 abuv ÚwÚ seven times :3 a ;;w;; week, OwO went to -:3 a ^w^ bawdy ;;w;; house nyot :33 abuv >_> once uWu in :3 a :33 quawtew- of >w< an ^-^ houw, paid monyey -:3 that UwU I borrowed- >w< thwee ow fouw xDD times, >_< wived weww, ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ good -UwU compass; ÚwÚ and nyow UwU I ^w^ wive x3 out of aww order, x3 out of aww UwU compass. -Bawd. Why, xDD you OwO awe UwU so ÚwÚ fat, Sir John, :3 that xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be x3 out of -aww uWu compass- x3 out of aww ^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ compass, Sir OwO John. -Faw. Do xDD thou ;;w;; amend >w< thy >w< face, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; amend x3 my life. ^.^ Thou awt UwU ouw -x3 admiwaw, xDD thou beawest x3 the lantern uWu in x3 the OwO poop- >_> but UwU 'tis uWu in x3 the -x3 nyose of thee. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the OwO Knyight of x3 the :33 Buwnying Lamp. -Bawd. Why, Sir John, x3 my OwO face does xDD you nyo harm. -Faw. :3 Nyo, I'll be swown. UwU I >_< make >_< as ÚwÚ good use of >w< it >_< as UwU many :3 a x3 man xDD doth -of :3 a death's-head ow :3 a UwU memento ÚwÚ mowi. UwU I >_< nyevew >_> see >w< thy OwO face >_> but UwU I -think ;;w;; upon hellfire ÚwÚ and uWu Dives :3 that >_< wived uWu in ^.^ puwpwe; fow there ^.^ he ->_> is uWu in :33 his wobes, burning, x3 buwnying. >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt xDD any uWu way UwU given to -virtue, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw ^.^ by >w< thy face; x3 my ^-^ oath >_> shouwd be >_< 'By ÚwÚ this -^w^ fiwe, ^w^ that's >_> God's :33 angew.' OwO But xDD thou awt ;;w;; awtogethew UwU given UwU uvw, -ÚwÚ and OwO wewt :33 indeed, >_> but fow x3 the >w< wight uWu in >w< thy >w< face, x3 the >_< son of :33 uttew -ÚwÚ dawknyess. x3 When xDD thou UwU wan'st x3 up uWu Gadshiww uWu in x3 the >w< nyight to catch x3 my -horse, >_> if UwU I uWu did nyot think xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been >w< an ignyis OwO fatuus ow :3 a -ball of :33 wiwdfiwe, there's nyo puwchase uWu in money. >_< O, xDD thou awt :3 a -pewpetuaw :3 twiumph, >w< an everlasting bonfiwe-wight! ^.^ Thou x3 hast ÚwÚ saved -;;w;; me :3 a thousand >w< mawks uWu in links ÚwÚ and OwO towches, ^.^ wawking with uWu thee uWu in -x3 the >w< nyight betwixt ^.^ tavewn ÚwÚ and OwO tavewn; >_> but x3 the ^-^ sack :3 that xDD thou x3 hast -UwU dwunk ;;w;; me ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD bought ;;w;; me wights >_< as ÚwÚ good cheap uWu at x3 the deawest -chandler's uWu in Euwope. UwU I uWu have ^.^ maintainyed :3 that sawamandew of >_> youws -with fire xDD any time ÚwÚ this ;;w;; two-and-thiwty years. ^w^ God wewawd ;;w;; me fow -:3 it! -Bawd. ^-^ 'Sbwood, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my OwO face :3 wewe uWu in x3 youw >_> bewwy! -Faw. God-a-mercy! UwU so >_> shouwd UwU I be >_< suwe to be heart-burn'd. - -Entew Hostess. - -How now, x3 Dame ÚwÚ Pawtwet x3 the hen? :3 Have xDD you UwU enquiw'd yet who pick'd -x3 my ^w^ pocket? -Host. Why, Sir John, >_> what UwU do xDD you >_< think, Sir ^w^ John? Do xDD you think UwU I ->_< keep thieves uWu in x3 my >_> house? UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ seawch'd, UwU I uWu have enquired, UwU so ->_> has x3 my ^.^ husband, x3 man ^.^ by ^w^ man, ;;w;; boy ^.^ by ^-^ boy, xDD sewvant ^.^ by servant. uWu The ->w< tithe of :3 a >_< haiw UwU was >_< nyevew wost uWu in x3 my ;;w;; house befowe. -Faw. ^-^ Ye wie, hostess. Bardolph UwU was ÚwÚ shav'd ÚwÚ and wost UwU many :3 a hair, ÚwÚ and -I'll be sworn x3 my uWu pocket UwU was xDD pick'd. Go ^.^ to, xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^w^ woman, :3 go! -Host. UwU Who, >_< I? No; UwU I ^.^ defy uWu thee! >_> God's wight, UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew ^w^ caww'd UwU so -uWu in >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; house ;;w;; befowe! -Faw. Go ^.^ to, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww enyough. -Host. :3 Nyo, Sir John; xDD you UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow uWu me, Sir OwO John. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU you, Sir -OwO John. >_> You >_> owe ;;w;; me monyey, Sir John, ÚwÚ and nyow xDD you pick :3 a ^-^ quawwew to -beguile ;;w;; me of :3 it. UwU I xDD bought xDD you :3 a ^.^ dozen of shiwts to x3 youw back. -Faw. ^-^ Dowwas, :33 fiwthy dowwas! UwU I uWu have UwU given them OwO away to xDD bakews' -wives; ;;w;; they uWu have UwU made ;;w;; bowtews of OwO them. -Host. >_> Nyow, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true ^w^ woman, x3 howwand of eight shiwwings >w< an eww. ->_> You >_> owe monyey OwO hewe >_< besides, Sir John, fow x3 youw >_> diet ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ by-dwinkings, ÚwÚ and monyey OwO went UwU you, x3 fouw-and-twenty >_> pound. -Faw. >w< He xDD had :33 his ÚwÚ pawt of uWu it; wet ^.^ him :3 pay. -Host. He? ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he >_> is poor; ^.^ he hath OwO nyothing. -Faw. ÚwÚ How? ;;w;; Poow? Wook ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; face. >_> What caww xDD you xDD wich? Let them -^-^ coin :33 his nose, wet them ^-^ coin :33 his UwU cheeks. I'll nyot x3 pay :3 a uWu denyiew. -What, xDD wiww xDD you >_< make :3 a ;;w;; younkew of me? Shall UwU I nyot OwO take >_< minye ^w^ ease -uWu in >_< minye inn >_> but UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my uWu pocket >_< pick'd? UwU I uWu have wost :3 a ->w< seaw-wing of x3 my grandfather's ^.^ wowth >w< fowty >w< mawk. -Host. x3 O Jesu, UwU I uWu have heard x3 the Prince tell :3 him, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how :3 oft, -:3 that :3 that OwO wing UwU was x3 coppew! -Faw. ÚwÚ How? x3 the Prince >_> is :3 a Jack, :3 a ;;w;; snyeak-cup. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >w< an ^.^ he :3 wewe -UwU hewe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd cudgel ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a dog >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> say :3 so. - -Entew x3 the Prince [and uWu Poins], marching; ÚwÚ and Falstaff ^.^ meets -ÚwÚ them, :3 pwaying ;;w;; upon :33 his ^w^ twuncheon ^.^ wike :3 a :3 fife. - -How now, ^-^ wad? Is x3 the wind uWu in :3 that door, :33 i' OwO faith? :3 Must ^.^ we aww -march? -Bawd. Yea, >w< two ÚwÚ and >_> two, Nyewgate fashion. -Host. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I pray xDD you hear x3 me. -UwU Pwince. >_> What say'st UwU thou, Mistress Quickwy? How xDD doth >w< thy OwO husband? -UwU I wuv ^.^ him well; ^.^ he >_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. -Host. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, hear x3 me. -Faw. UwU Pwithee wet her awonye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wist to x3 me. -UwU Pwince. >_> What say'st UwU thou, UwU Jack? -Faw. uWu The othew >w< nyight UwU I UwU feww ;;w;; asweep OwO hewe x3 behind x3 the arras ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 my -uWu pocket xDD pick'd. This ;;w;; house >_> is >_> tuwn'd ^w^ bawdy ^.^ house; ;;w;; they pick ->_> pockets. -UwU Pwince. >_> What :33 didst xDD thou OwO wose, UwU Jack? -Faw. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ^-^ bewieve uWu me, OwO Haw? Thwee ow fouw xDD bonds of >w< fowty ;;w;; pound -:3 apiece ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< seaw-wing of x3 my gwandfathew's. -UwU Pwince. ^-^ A :33 twifwe, x3 some eightpenny :3 mattew. -Host. ^w^ So UwU I told :3 him, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu said UwU I heard x3 youw Gwace >_> say so; -x3 and, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he xDD speaks UwU most uWu viwewy of UwU you, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu fouw-mouth'd -x3 man >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd cudgel OwO you. -UwU Pwince. What! ^.^ he uWu did ^w^ nyot? -Host. >_> Thewe's :3 nyeithew ^w^ faith, truth, nor UwU womanhood uWu in ;;w;; me ewse. -Faw. >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ mowe :33 faith uWu in uWu thee than uWu in :3 a ^w^ stewed ;;w;; pwunye, nor nyo -^.^ mowe uWu twuth uWu in uWu thee than uWu in :3 a drawn :3 fox; ÚwÚ and fow xDD woman-hood, >w< Maid -UwU Mawian OwO may be x3 the deputy's >w< wife of x3 the ward to thee. ^w^ Go, xDD you -ÚwÚ thing, :3 go! -Host. Say, >_> what ;;w;; thing? >_> what ;;w;; thing? -Faw. >_> What ;;w;; thing? Why, :3 a ^.^ thing to >_> thank ^w^ God :3 on. -Host. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^.^ thing to >_> thank ^w^ God ;;w;; on, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou shouwdst ^.^ knyow :3 it! -UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest :33 man's :3 wife, x3 and, >w< setting >w< thy knyight-hood ÚwÚ aside, -xDD thou awt :3 a x3 knyave to caww ;;w;; me :3 so. -Faw. Setting >w< thy UwU womanhood ÚwÚ aside, xDD thou awt :3 a beast to >_> say -othewwise. -Host. Say, >_> what ^.^ beast, xDD thou ^-^ knyave, thou? -Faw. >_> What ^.^ beast? Why, >w< an ottew. -UwU Pwince. ^-^ An otter, Sir ^w^ John? Why >w< an otter? -Faw. Why, ^w^ she's :3 nyeithew :33 fish nor flesh; :3 a x3 man xDD knyows nyot :3 whewe to -uWu have her. -Host. ^.^ Thou awt >w< an :33 unjust x3 man uWu in :3 saying :3 so. ^.^ Thou ow xDD any x3 man xDD knyows -:3 whewe to uWu have uWu me, xDD thou ^-^ knyave, ^w^ thou! -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou say'st ^-^ twue, ^-^ hostess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU swandews uWu thee UwU most -^.^ gwosswy. -Host. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD doth UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and uWu said ÚwÚ this othew day xDD you ought -^.^ him :3 a thousand >_> pound. -UwU Pwince. Siwwah, UwU do UwU I >_> owe xDD you :3 a thousand xDD pound? -Faw. ^-^ A thousand ^.^ pound, OwO Haw? ^-^ A >_> miwwion! x3 Thy wuv >_> is ^.^ wowth :3 a million; -xDD thou uWu owest ;;w;; me >w< thy love. -Host. Nyay, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd xDD you x3 Jack ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd cudgel -OwO you. -Faw. Did I, Bawdowph? -Bawd. >w< Indeed, Sir John, xDD you uWu said :3 so. -Faw. xDD Yea. >_> if ^.^ he uWu said x3 my OwO wing UwU was ^w^ coppew. -UwU Pwince. UwU I say, UwU 'tis ^w^ coppew. ^-^ Dawest xDD thou be >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as >w< thy ;;w;; wowd ^.^ nyow? -Faw. Why, Hal, xDD thou knowest, >_< as xDD thou awt >_> but ^w^ man, UwU I dare; >_> but >_< as -xDD thou awt >_< Pwince, UwU I feaw uWu thee >_< as UwU I feaw x3 the xDD woawing of x3 the ;;w;; wion's -whelp. -UwU Pwince. xDD And >w< why nyot >_< as x3 the wion? -Faw. uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf >_> is to be x3 feawed >_< as x3 the >_> wion. uWu Dost xDD thou think -I'll feaw uWu thee >_< as UwU I feaw >w< thy father? Nyay, >w< an UwU I UwU do, UwU I pray ^w^ God x3 my -^-^ giwdwe *cuddles you* bweak. -UwU Pwince. >_< O, >_> if >w< it should, >w< how ^.^ wouwd >w< thy :33 guts faww about >w< thy knees! -But, sirrah, there's nyo >_> woom fow ^w^ faith, truth, nor honesty uWu in -ÚwÚ this ^w^ bosom of ÚwÚ thinye. ^.^ It >_> is aww :3 fiww'd x3 up with :33 guts ÚwÚ and xDD midwiff. -uWu Chawge >w< an xDD honyest OwO woman with :33 picking >w< thy ^w^ pocket? Why, xDD thou -whoweson, xDD impudent, >_> emboss'd ^.^ wascaw, >_> if there :3 wewe ;;w;; anything uWu in ->w< thy uWu pocket >_> but ^.^ tavewn ^w^ weckonyings, >_> memowandums of ^w^ bawdy ^-^ houses, -ÚwÚ and one poor xDD pennywowth of ^-^ sugaw candy to >_< make uWu thee >w< wong-winded- ->_> if >w< thy uWu pocket :3 wewe ^-^ enwich'd with xDD any othew x3 injuwies >_> but OwO these, UwU I -^w^ am :3 a villain. xDD And yet xDD you xDD wiww stand to uWu it; xDD you xDD wiww nyot uWu pocket -x3 up wrong. Awt xDD thou nyot >_< ashamed? -Faw. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, OwO Haw? ^.^ Thou knowest uWu in x3 the >w< state of innocency -Adam :3 feww; ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> shouwd poor x3 Jack Falstaff UwU do uWu in x3 the OwO days of -villany? ^.^ Thou seest UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe >w< fwesh than anyothew ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ->_< thewefowe ^.^ mowe frailty. >_> You x3 confess >w< then, xDD you pick'd x3 my ^w^ pocket? -UwU Pwince. ^.^ It >_> appeaws UwU so ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; stowy. -Faw. Hostess, UwU I :33 fowgive thee. Go >_< make ready >_> bweakfast. Wuv >w< thy -^.^ husband, wook to >w< thy x3 sewvants, :3 chewish >w< thy guests. ^.^ Thou shalt -find ;;w;; me tractable to xDD any xDD honyest reason. ^.^ Thou seest UwU I ^w^ am uWu pacified. --Still?- Nyay, :33 pwithee be ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; [Exit :3 Hostess.] >_> Nyow, Hal, to x3 the -nyews uWu at >_< couwt. For x3 the >w< wobbewy, lad- >w< how >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ answewed? -UwU Pwince. x3 O x3 my x3 sweet beef, UwU I ^w^ must still be ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ angew to thee. -uWu The monyey >_> is paid back ;;w;; again. -Faw. >_< O, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike :3 that ÚwÚ paying >_> back! 'Tis :3 a :3 doubwe uWu wabouw. -UwU Pwince. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ good ^w^ fwiends with x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO may UwU do x3 anything. -Faw. Rob ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ exchequew x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ thing xDD thou uWu doest, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it -with unwash'd ^.^ hands UwU too. -Bawd. UwU Do, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU Pwince. UwU I uWu have >_< pwocuwed ÚwÚ thee, Jack, :3 a :3 chawge of ^-^ foot. -Faw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it xDD had :33 been of horse. Whewe UwU shaww UwU I find one :3 that ^.^ can -^.^ steaw ^.^ weww? x3 O fow :3 a OwO finye UwU thief of x3 the age of ^.^ two-and-twenty ow -thereabouts! UwU I ^w^ am :33 heinyouswy unpwovided. xDD Weww, ^w^ God be ^-^ thanked fow -these >_> webews. ^-^ They ^-^ offend >_< nyonye >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ viwtuous. UwU I waud ÚwÚ them, UwU I -praise OwO them. -UwU Pwince. Bawdowph! -Bawd. OwO My xDD wowd? -UwU Pwince. Go UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> wettew to Lord John of Lancaster, -;;w;; To x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew John; ÚwÚ this to x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. -;;w;; [Exit Bawdowph.] -^w^ Go, x3 Poins, to horse, to :33 howse; fow xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I -:3 Have ;;w;; thiwty >_< miwes to uWu wide yet ere dinner uWu time. -;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ Poins.] -Jack, :3 meet ;;w;; me to-mowwow uWu in x3 the ^.^ Tempwe Haww -At >w< two UwU o'cwock uWu in x3 the aftewnyoon. ->_> Thewe shalt xDD thou ^.^ knyow >w< thy chawge. ÚwÚ and there receive -Money ÚwÚ and order fow uWu theiw furniture. -uWu The ÚwÚ wand >_> is buwnying; ^-^ Pewcy >w< stands on ÚwÚ high; -xDD And xDD eithew ;;w;; they ow ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< wowew xDD wie. ^-^ [Exit.] -Faw. Wawe words! >_< bwave ;;w;; wowwd! Hostess, x3 my >w< bweakfast, x3 come. ->_< O, UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ this ^.^ tavewn :3 wewe x3 my ÚwÚ dwum! -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. -uWu The rebel ÚwÚ camp nyeaw uWu Shwewsbuwy. - -Entew ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 Hotspuw, Worcester, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Dougwas. - -^w^ Hot. Weww said, x3 my x3 nyobwe >_> Scot. ;;w;; If speaking uWu twuth -^w^ In ÚwÚ this OwO finye age :3 wewe nyot xDD thought flattery, ->w< Such attwibution >_> shouwd x3 the Dougwas uWu have -;;w;; As nyot :3 a soldier of ÚwÚ this season's stamp -Should OwO go UwU so general :3 cuwwent ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd. -^-^ By :33 God, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot fwattew, UwU I ^.^ defy -uWu The tongues of ;;w;; soothews! >_> but :3 a >_< bwavew :33 pwace -^w^ In x3 my heart's wuv hath nyo x3 man than OwO youwsewf. -Nyay, :3 task ;;w;; me to x3 my wowd; approve uWu me, OwO wowd. -OwO Doug. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the x3 king of honyouw. -No x3 man UwU so x3 potent breathes ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 gwound -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ beawd ^.^ him. - -Entew one with letters. - -^w^ Hot. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^-^ weww.- ->_> What x3 wettews x3 hast xDD thou >w< thewe?- UwU I ^.^ can >_> but >_> thank OwO you. -Messengew. ;;w;; These x3 wettews come from x3 youw :33 fathew. -^w^ Hot. >_< Wettews from him? Why x3 comes ^.^ he nyot :33 himsewf? -:33 Mess. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot come, x3 my wowd; ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gwievous ;;w;; sick. -^w^ Hot. uWu Zounds! >w< how >_> has ^.^ he x3 the leisure to be >w< sick -^w^ In xDD such :3 a ;;w;; justwing >w< time? Who weads :33 his powew? -;;w;; Undew x3 whose guvwnment come ;;w;; they OwO awong? -:33 Mess. ÚwÚ His x3 wettews bears :33 his UwU mind, nyot I, x3 my OwO wowd. -Wor. UwU I :33 pwithee tell uWu me, xDD doth ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his bed? -:33 Mess. >w< He ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, fouw OwO days ere UwU I uWu set ^-^ fowth, -xDD And uWu at x3 the time of x3 my :3 depawtuwe thence ->w< He UwU was much feaw'd ^.^ by :33 his physicians. -Wor. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >w< state of time xDD had xDD fiwst :33 been whole -Ere ^.^ he ^.^ by sicknyess xDD had :33 been ^.^ visited. -ÚwÚ His ^.^ heawth UwU was >_< nyevew xDD bettew ^.^ wowth than now. -^w^ Hot. :3 Sick ^.^ nyow? dwoop ^.^ nyow? This sicknyess xDD doth ÚwÚ infect -uWu The xDD vewy lifeblood of UwU ouw enterprise. -'Tis x3 catching hithew, even to UwU ouw :33 camp. ->w< He >_< wwites ;;w;; me OwO hewe :3 that inward uWu sicknyess- -xDD And :3 that :33 his ^w^ fwiends ^.^ by UwU deputation couwd nyot -^w^ So >w< soon be drawn; nyo uWu did ^.^ he think >w< it :3 meet -;;w;; To uWu way UwU so uWu dangewous ÚwÚ and uWu deaw :3 a :33 twust -On xDD any :3 souw >w< wemov'd >_> but on :33 his own. -ÚwÚ Yet xDD doth ^.^ he UwU give >_> us bold :3 advewtisement, -:33 That with UwU ouw UwU smaww conjunction ^.^ we >_> shouwd ;;w;; on, -;;w;; To >_> see >w< how :3 fowtunye >_> is uWu dispos'd to us; -For, >_< as ^.^ he uWu wwites, there >_> is nyo quaiwing now, ->_< Because x3 the ^w^ King >_> is :3 cewtainwy >_< possess'd -Of aww UwU ouw purposes. >_> What >_> say xDD you to :33 it? -Wor. uWu Youw father's sicknyess >_> is :3 a :3 maim to >_> us. -^w^ Hot. ^-^ A :33 pewiwous UwU gash, :3 a xDD vewy x3 wimb OwO wopp'd off. -xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu in ^w^ faith, >w< it >_> is ^w^ nyot! ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent ^.^ want -x3 Seems ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we UwU shaww find :3 it. ^.^ Wewe >w< it ÚwÚ good -;;w;; To uWu set x3 the exact weawth of aww UwU ouw UwU states -All uWu at one xDD cast? to uWu set UwU so rich :3 a x3 man -On x3 the UwU nyice >_< hazawd of one ^.^ doubtfuw :3 houw? -^.^ It :3 wewe nyot good; fow thewein >_> shouwd ^.^ we ^w^ wead -uWu The xDD vewy :3 bottom ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 souw of hope, -uWu The xDD vewy wist, x3 the xDD vewy utmost bound -Of aww UwU ouw fortunes. -OwO Doug. Faith, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ we >_< shouwd; -Whewe nyow remains :3 a x3 sweet x3 wevewsion. -We OwO may OwO bowdwy spend ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU hope of >_> what -Is to come ^.^ in. -^-^ A uWu comfowt of :3 wetiwement ;;w;; wives uWu in UwU this. -^w^ Hot. ^-^ A wendezvous, :3 a ^.^ home to fwy :33 unto, -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and :33 mischance wook big ->_> Upon x3 the >_> maidenhead of UwU ouw x3 affaiws. -Wor. OwO But yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >w< fathew xDD had :33 been hewe. -uWu The ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< haiw of UwU ouw x3 attempt -Bwooks nyo division. ^.^ It xDD wiww be xDD thought -^-^ By x3 some :3 that ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why ^.^ he >_> is away, -:33 That wisdom, OwO woyawty, ÚwÚ and mere :33 diswike -Of UwU ouw proceedings :33 kept x3 the ^-^ Eaww from x3 hence. -xDD And think >w< how xDD such >w< an apprehension -^-^ May turn x3 the >_< tide of x3 feawfuw ^w^ faction -xDD And breed :3 a uWu kind of ;;w;; question uWu in UwU ouw OwO cause. -For weww xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ we of x3 the ÚwÚ off'wing x3 side -:3 Must >_< keep >_< awoof from :3 stwict awbitwement, -xDD And ÚwÚ stop aww sight-holes, every loop from >_> whence -uWu The ^w^ eye of reason OwO may ^.^ pwy uWu in ;;w;; upon >_> us. -This >w< absence of x3 youw father's ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a ^-^ cuwtain -:33 That >_< shows x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowant :3 a uWu kind of feaw -^.^ Befowe nyot dweamt uWu of. -^w^ Hot. >_> You ;;w;; stwain ^w^ too far. -UwU I rather of :33 his >w< absence >_< make ÚwÚ this >_< use: -^.^ It wends :3 a UwU wustwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe great :33 opinyion, -^-^ A wawgew dawe to UwU ouw great entewpwise, -Than >_> if x3 the ^-^ Eaww :3 wewe ^.^ hewe; fow ;;w;; men ^w^ must >_< think, -;;w;; If :33 we, ^-^ without :33 his hewp, ^.^ can >_< make :3 a >_> head -;;w;; To :3 push OwO against :3 a :33 kingdom, with :33 his OwO hewp -We UwU shaww ÚwÚ o'ewtuwn >w< it ^w^ topsy-tuwvy down. -ÚwÚ Yet aww xDD goes well; yet aww UwU ouw xDD joints OwO awe ^-^ whowe. -OwO Doug. ;;w;; As >_< heawt ^.^ can UwU think. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot xDD such :3 a ;;w;; wowd -OwO Spoke of uWu in :3 Scotwand >_< as ÚwÚ this term of ;;w;; feaw. - -Entew Sir Richard Vernon. - -^w^ Hot. OwO My xDD cousin Vernon! ;;w;; wewcome, ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ souw. -Ver. >_> Pway ^w^ God x3 my nyews be ^.^ wowth :3 a ;;w;; wewcome, OwO wowd. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ seven thousand :33 stwong, -Is ^.^ mawching hitherwards; with ^.^ him Prince OwO John. -^w^ Hot. No harm. >_> What UwU mowe? -Ver. xDD And further, UwU I uWu have weawn'd -uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson >_> is uWu set ^-^ fowth, -:33 Ow ^-^ hithewwawds :3 intended xDD speediwy, -With >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty >_> pwepawation. -^w^ Hot. >w< He UwU shaww be wewcome UwU too. Whewe >_> is :33 his x3 son, -uWu The ;;w;; nyimbwe-footed UwU madcap Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, -xDD And :33 his ;;w;; comwades, :3 that OwO daff'd x3 the wowwd :3 aside -xDD And bid >w< it xDD pass? -Ver. All ^-^ fuwnyish'd, aww uWu in arms; -All pwum'd ^.^ wike UwU estwidges :3 that with x3 the wind -Bated ^.^ wike ^w^ eagwes xDD having :3 watewy bath'd; -Glittering uWu in golden coats ^.^ wike images; -;;w;; As full of ^w^ spiwit >_< as x3 the >_> month of ^-^ May -xDD And gowgeous >_< as x3 the sun uWu at midsummer; -ÚwÚ Wanton >_< as youthfuw ^.^ goats, >w< wiwd >_< as xDD young buwws. -UwU I saw xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy with :33 his ;;w;; beavew on -ÚwÚ His >_< cushes on :33 his thighs, xDD gawwantwy arm'd, -^-^ Wise from x3 the x3 gwound ^.^ wike feathewed >_< Mewcuwy, -xDD And x3 vauwted with xDD such ^w^ ease x3 into :33 his uWu seat -;;w;; As >_> if >w< an ÚwÚ angew ÚwÚ dwopp'd down from x3 the :33 cwouds -;;w;; To turn ÚwÚ and wind :3 a fiery uWu Pegasus -xDD And >w< witch x3 the wowwd with x3 nyobwe howsemanship. -^w^ Hot. No >_> mowe, nyo uWu mowe! Wowse than x3 the sun uWu in March, -This praise xDD doth nourish ÚwÚ agues. Let them x3 come. -^-^ They come ^.^ wike sacrifices uWu in uWu theiw >_< twim, -xDD And to x3 the ^.^ fiwe-ey'd >_< maid of >w< smoky >w< waw -All :3 hot ÚwÚ and xDD bweeding Will ^.^ we offer OwO them. -uWu The ^w^ maiwed uWu Maws Shall on :33 his altar sit -Up to x3 the OwO eaws uWu in blood. UwU I ^w^ am on fire -;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ this rich wepwisaw >_> is UwU so nigh, -xDD And yet nyot >_> ouws. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me >_> taste x3 my horse, -Who >_> is to UwU beaw ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a thundewbowt -^w^ Against x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the Prince of Wales. -ÚwÚ Hawwy to ÚwÚ Hawwy UwU shaww, :3 hot UwU howse to horse, -ÚwÚ Meet, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ pawt >w< tiww one >_< dwop down :3 a :3 cowse. -:3 that ;;w;; Gwendowew :3 wewe >w< come! -Ver. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. -UwU I weawn'd uWu in Worcester, >_< as UwU I rode along, ->w< He ;;w;; cannyot dwaw :33 his powew ÚwÚ this ^.^ fouwteen days. -OwO Doug. >w< That's x3 the worst UwU tidings :3 that UwU I hear of >_> yet. -Wor. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, :3 that bears :3 a fwosty UwU sound. -^w^ Hot. >_> What OwO may x3 the >_< King's whole ÚwÚ battwe :3 weach unto? -Ver. ;;w;; To ;;w;; thiwty ÚwÚ thousand. -^w^ Hot. UwU Fowty wet >w< it >w< be. -OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gwendowew ^.^ being both away, -uWu The ÚwÚ powews of >_> us OwO may serve UwU so great :3 a x3 day. -^.^ Come, wet >_> us OwO take :3 a muster :3 speediwy. -xDD Doomsday >_> is ÚwÚ nyeaw. :33 Die all, ^-^ die merrily. -OwO Doug. Talk nyot of ÚwÚ dying. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of feaw -Of :33 death ow ^w^ death's uWu hand fow ÚwÚ this one >_> hawf-yeaw. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A public woad nyeaw Coventry. - -Entew Falstaff ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bawdowph. - -Faw. xDD Bawdowph, get uWu thee >w< befowe to :3 Cuvntwy; ^w^ fiww ;;w;; me :3 a bottwe of -:33 sack. Our ^-^ sowdiews UwU shaww :33 mawch thwough. ^-^ We'ww to x3 Sutton Co'fil' -to-night. -Bawd. Will xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me monyey, ^.^ Captain? -Faw. Way ^.^ out, uWu way OwO out. -Bawd. This bottwe x3 makes >w< an OwO angew. -Faw. ^-^ An >_> if >w< it UwU do, OwO take >w< it fow >w< thy ^w^ wabouw; >w< an >_> if >w< it >_< make twenty, -OwO take them aww; I'll answew x3 the ;;w;; coinyage. x3 Bid x3 my UwU wieutenyant ^-^ Peto -:3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at town's OwO end. -Bawd. UwU I ^.^ Wiww, ^-^ Captain. uWu Faweweww. ÚwÚ Exit. -Faw. ;;w;; If UwU I be nyot OwO ashamed of x3 my xDD sowdiews, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< sous'd guwnyet. UwU I -uWu have xDD misused x3 the >_< King's x3 pwess damnably. UwU I uWu have ^w^ got uWu in :3 exchange of -:3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty xDD sowdiews, >w< thwee :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and >w< odd ÚwÚ pounds. UwU I -x3 pwess ;;w;; me >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ good householders, ^-^ yeomen's sons; ^.^ inquiwe ;;w;; me -x3 out >_< contwacted :3 bachewows, xDD such >_< as xDD had :33 been >w< ask'd twice on x3 the -banes- xDD such :3 a :3 commodity of wawm xDD swaves >_< as xDD had >_< as wieve hear x3 the -^.^ deviw >_< as :3 a uWu dwum; xDD such >_< as feaw x3 the wepowt of :3 a ^w^ cawivew xDD wowse than -:3 a >w< stwuck fowl ow :3 a ÚwÚ huwt >w< wiwd :3 duck. UwU I OwO pwess'd ;;w;; me >_< nyonye >_> but xDD such -toasts-and-buttew, with heawts uWu in uWu theiw >_< bewwies nyo ;;w;; biggew than -ÚwÚ pins' >_< heads, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu have xDD bought x3 out uWu theiw >w< sewvices; ÚwÚ and nyow x3 my -whole :3 chawge uWu consists of OwO ancients, UwU cowpowaws, >w< wieutenyants, -gentlemen of companies- xDD swaves >_< as ^-^ wagged >_< as x3 Wazawus uWu in x3 the -painted >_< cwoth, :3 whewe x3 the ^w^ gwutton's ^.^ dogs wicked :33 his OwO sowes; ÚwÚ and -xDD such >_< as ÚwÚ indeed :3 wewe >_< nyevew xDD sowdiews, >_> but ^.^ discawded :33 unjust -^.^ sewving-men, :3 youngew xDD sons to ^.^ Youngew OwO bwothews, ^w^ wevowted tapstews, -ÚwÚ and ostlers >_> twade-faww'n; x3 the cankers of :3 a ÚwÚ cawm wowwd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ wong -:3 peace; ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe dishonourable ^-^ wagged than >w< an ;;w;; owd fac'd ->_> ancient; ÚwÚ and xDD such uWu have UwU I to ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the rooms of them :3 that uWu have -xDD bought x3 out uWu theiw >_< sewvices :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd think :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 a -:3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty xDD tattewed xDD Pwodigaws :3 watewy come from -swine-keeping, from uWu eating draff ÚwÚ and husks. ^-^ A ^-^ mad fewwow >w< met ;;w;; me -on x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ and told ;;w;; me UwU I xDD had ^-^ unwoaded aww x3 the gibbets ÚwÚ and -OwO pwess'd x3 the >_< dead >_> bodies. No ^w^ eye hath :3 seen xDD such >_> scawecwows. I'll -nyot :33 mawch ^w^ thwough UwU Cuvntwy with ÚwÚ them, ^w^ that's flat. Nyay, ÚwÚ and x3 the -x3 viwwains :33 mawch uWu wide betwixt x3 the ^.^ wegs, >_< as >_> if ;;w;; they xDD had ^-^ gyves xDD on; -fow ÚwÚ indeed UwU I xDD had x3 the UwU most of them x3 out of x3 pwison. >_> Thewe's >_> but :3 a -shirt ÚwÚ and :3 a half uWu in aww x3 my company; ÚwÚ and x3 the half-shirt >_> is >w< two -napkins ^w^ tack'd togethew ÚwÚ and :33 thwown uvw x3 the ^w^ shouwdews ^.^ wike :3 a -x3 hewawd's >_> coat ^-^ without sleeves; ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 shiwt, to >_> say x3 the truth, -:3 stow'n from x3 my host uWu at Saint Alban's, ow x3 the xDD wed-nyose OwO innkeepew -of Daventry. OwO But ^w^ that's aww onye; they'ww find linen enough on -every xDD hedge. - -Entew x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and x3 the Lord of >_> Westmowewand. - -UwU Pwince. How now, >_> bwown UwU Jack? How now, :33 quiwt? -Faw. What, OwO Haw? How now, ^-^ mad >w< wag? >_> What :3 a ^.^ deviw dost xDD thou uWu in -Warwickshire? OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord of uWu Westmowewand, UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. UwU I -xDD thought x3 youw honour xDD had xDD awweady :33 been uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. -:3 West. Faith, Sir John, UwU 'tis ^.^ mowe than time :3 that UwU I :3 wewe thewe, ÚwÚ and -xDD you :3 too; >_> but x3 my ÚwÚ powews OwO awe there >_< awweady. uWu The OwO King, UwU I ^.^ can tell -UwU you, :33 wooks fow >_> us all. We ^w^ must OwO away all, to-night. -Faw. Tut, >_< nyevew feaw x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as UwU vigiwant >_< as :3 a :33 cat to ^.^ steaw uWu cweam. -UwU Pwince. UwU I >_< think, to ^.^ steaw cream :33 indeed, fow >w< thy :3 theft hath xDD awweady -UwU made uWu thee >_> buttew. OwO But tell uWu me, Jack, x3 whose ^w^ fewwows OwO awe these :3 that -come >w< aftew? -Faw. Minye, Hal, ^w^ minye. -UwU Pwince. UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew >_> see xDD such ^w^ pitifuw >_> wascaws. -Faw. Tut, uWu tut! ÚwÚ good enough to ÚwÚ toss; OwO food fow powdew, OwO food fow -^w^ powdew. x3 They'ww ^w^ fiww :3 a pit >_< as weww >_< as ^-^ bettew. Tush, ^w^ man, >w< mowtaw -men, >w< mowtaw ^.^ men. -:3 West. Ay, but, Sir John, uWu methinks ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 exceeding poor ÚwÚ and OwO bawe- -^w^ too UwU beggawwy. -Faw. Faith, fow uWu theiw puvwty, UwU I knyow, nyot :3 whewe ;;w;; they xDD had :33 that; ÚwÚ and -fow uWu theiw UwU bawenyess, UwU I ^w^ am UwU suwd ;;w;; they >_< nyevew weawn'd :3 that of x3 me. -UwU Pwince. :3 Nyo, I'll be sworn, ^w^ unwess xDD you caww >w< thwee x3 fingews on x3 the -OwO wibs xDD bawe. But, sirrah, >_< make ^.^ haste. ^-^ Pewcy ^-^ 's xDD awweady uWu in x3 the ->_> fiewd. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Faw. What, >_> is x3 the ^w^ King encamp'd? -:3 West. >w< He ;;w;; is, Sir OwO John. UwU I feaw ^.^ we UwU shaww xDD stay ^w^ too wong. -^-^ [Exit.] -Faw. xDD Weww, -;;w;; To x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a >w< fway ÚwÚ and x3 the beginning of :3 a >_> feast -UwU Fits :3 a dull fighter ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> keen :33 guest. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu The rebel ÚwÚ camp nyeaw uWu Shwewsbuwy. - -Entew x3 Hotspuw, Worcester, Dougwas, Vernon. - -^w^ Hot. ^-^ We'ww >w< fight with ^.^ him to-night. -Wor. ^.^ It OwO may nyot >w< be. -OwO Doug. >_> You UwU give ^.^ him xDD then uWu advantage. -Ver. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a whit. -^w^ Hot. Why >_> say xDD you so? Looks ^.^ he nyo fow supply? -Ver. ^w^ So UwU do >_< we. -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ His >_> is cewtain, ouws ^-^ 's doubtful. -Wor. ^-^ Good OwO cousin, be :33 advis'd; stir nyot to-night. -Ver. Do >_> nyot, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO Doug. >_> You UwU do nyot counsel well. ->_> You speak >w< it x3 out of feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cowd ;;w;; heawt. -Ver. Do ;;w;; me nyo slander, ^-^ Dougwas. ^-^ By x3 my life- -xDD And UwU I dawe weww ÚwÚ maintain >w< it with x3 my life- -;;w;; If weww-wespected honour bid ;;w;; me on -UwU I howd >_< as xDD wittwe counsel with xDD weak feaw -;;w;; As UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ow xDD any OwO Scot :3 that ÚwÚ this day ^.^ wives. -Let >w< it be :3 seen to-mowwow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ->_< Which of >_> us fears. -OwO Doug. Yea, ow to-night. -Ver. OwO Content. -^w^ Hot. To-night, >_> say ^.^ I. -^.^ Come, come, >w< it OwO may nyot >w< be. UwU I wonder ÚwÚ much, -uWu Being ;;w;; men of xDD such great weading >_< as xDD you awe, -:33 That xDD you x3 fowesee nyot >_> what impediments -Drag back UwU ouw UwU expedition. xDD Cewtain UwU howse -Of x3 my xDD cousin :3 Vewnyon's OwO awe nyot yet come :33 up. -uWu Youw :33 uncwe Wowcestew's UwU howse ^-^ came >_> but to-day; -xDD And nyow uWu theiw >_< pwide ÚwÚ and mettle >_> is ^-^ asweep, -^-^ Theiw couwage with x3 hawd labour >w< tame ÚwÚ and xDD duww, -:33 That nyot :3 a UwU howse >_> is half x3 the half of himself. -^w^ Hot. ^w^ So OwO awe x3 the :3 howses of x3 the enyemy, -^w^ In general >w< jouwnyey-bated ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought wow. -uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of ouws OwO awe full of rest. -Wor. uWu The ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the ^w^ King exceedeth >_> ouws. -For >_> God's ^w^ sake, OwO cousin, xDD stay >w< tiww aww come ^.^ in. - -uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet sounds :3 a >_< pawwey. - -Entew Sir Wawtew Bwunt. - -Bwunt. UwU I come with >_> gwacious x3 offews from x3 the OwO King, -;;w;; If xDD you x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me hearing ÚwÚ and wespect. -^w^ Hot. Welcome, Sir Wawtew Bwunt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God ->_> You :3 wewe of UwU ouw xDD detewminyation! -;;w;; Some of >_> us wuv xDD you well; ÚwÚ and even UwU those x3 some -Envy x3 youw great xDD desewvings ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good :33 nyame, ->_< Because xDD you OwO awe nyot of UwU ouw :3 quawity, -OwO But stand OwO against >_> us ^.^ wike >w< an enemy. -Bwunt. xDD And ^w^ God ;;w;; defend >_> but still UwU I >_> shouwd stand >_> so, -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as x3 out of wimit ÚwÚ and true UwU wuwe ->_> You stand OwO against ^-^ anyointed ^.^ majesty! -OwO But to x3 my chawge. uWu The ^w^ King hath sent to ^.^ knyow -uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 youw OwO gwiefs; ÚwÚ and whereupon ->_> You x3 conjuwe from x3 the breast of ÚwÚ civiw uWu peace ->w< Such bold hostility, teaching :33 his duteous ÚwÚ wand ->w< Audacious ÚwÚ cwuewty. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 the ^w^ King -:3 Have xDD any uWu way x3 youw ÚwÚ good deserts >w< fowgot, ->_< Which ^.^ he confesseth to be >w< manyifowd, ->w< He UwU bids xDD you xDD nyame x3 youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and with aww ^w^ speed ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw desiwes with intewest, -xDD And UwU pawdon ^w^ absowute fow >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and these -x3 Hewein ;;w;; miswed ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ suggestion. -^w^ Hot. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is ;;w;; kind; ÚwÚ and weww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the ^w^ King -xDD Knyows uWu at >_> what time to ;;w;; pwomise, when to :3 pay. -OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and mysewf -Did UwU give ^.^ him :3 that same xDD woyawty ^.^ he wears; -xDD And when ^.^ he UwU was nyot six-and-twenty :33 stwong, -:3 Sick uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's regard, wwetched ÚwÚ and low, -^-^ A poor >_> unminded OwO outwaw x3 snyeaking ^.^ home, -OwO My >w< fathew uWu gave ^.^ him wewcome to x3 the shore; -xDD And when ^.^ he heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw ÚwÚ and vow to ^w^ God ->w< He ^-^ came >_> but to be >w< Duke of Lancaster, -;;w;; To sue :33 his :33 wivewy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg :33 his ÚwÚ peace, -With tears of innocency ÚwÚ and terms of zeal, -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, uWu in uWu kind >_< heawt ÚwÚ and pity x3 mov'd, -^.^ Swowe ^.^ him :33 assistance, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewfowmed >w< it UwU too. ->_> Nyow, when x3 the wowds ÚwÚ and :3 bawons of x3 the weawm -Perceiv'd ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand uWu did lean to :3 him, -uWu The ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^-^ came uWu in with cap ÚwÚ and ;;w;; knyee; -Met ^.^ him on bowoughs, OwO cities, villages, -Attended ^.^ him on bridges, :33 stood uWu in :3 wanyes, -Waid ^.^ gifts >w< befowe :3 him, x3 pwoffew'd ^.^ him uWu theiw oaths, -Give ^.^ him uWu theiw :3 heiws >_< as pages, fowwowed ^.^ him -Even uWu at x3 the heels uWu in golden :3 muwtitudes. ->w< He pwesentwy, >_< as :33 gweatnyess xDD knyows itself, -^-^ Steps ;;w;; me :3 a xDD wittwe :3 highew than :33 his vow -Made to x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, OwO whiwe :33 his :3 bwood UwU was OwO poow, ->_> Upon x3 the nyaked >w< showe uWu at Ravenspurgh; -xDD And now, xDD fowsooth, UwU takes on ^.^ him to wefowm -;;w;; Some xDD cewtain ;;w;; edicts ÚwÚ and x3 some stwait decrees -:33 That >_< wie ^w^ too x3 heavy on x3 the commonweawth; ->w< Cwies x3 out ;;w;; upon x3 abuses, ;;w;; seems to xDD weep -Over :33 his >_> countwy's wwongs; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< face, -This ÚwÚ seeming ^w^ bwow of justice, uWu did ^.^ he x3 win -uWu The heawts of aww :3 that ^.^ he uWu did :3 angwe ^w^ fow; -Proceeded ^w^ fuwthew- :3 cut ;;w;; me x3 off x3 the heads -Of aww x3 the >_> favouwites :3 that x3 the absent ^w^ King -^w^ In UwU deputation left x3 behind ^.^ him OwO hewe -x3 When ^.^ he UwU was xDD pewsonyaw uWu in x3 the Irish waw. -uWu But. Tut! UwU I ^-^ came nyot to hear UwU this. -^w^ Hot. UwU Then to x3 the point. -^w^ In showt time ÚwÚ aftew >_< wie :3 depos'd x3 the uWu King; -ÚwÚ Soon ÚwÚ aftew :3 that x3 depwiv'd ^.^ him of :33 his :33 wife; -xDD And uWu in x3 the x3 nyeck of :3 that ;;w;; task'd x3 the whole ^w^ state; -;;w;; To >_< make :3 that ^-^ wowse, ;;w;; suff'wed :33 his kinsman March -;;w;; (Who ;;w;; is, >_> if every owner :3 wewe weww placid, -:33 Indeed :33 his xDD king) to be x3 engag'd uWu in ÚwÚ Wawes, ->_> Thewe ^-^ without wansom to >_< wie ^-^ fowfeited; -Disgwac'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ^w^ happy ^.^ victowies, -ÚwÚ Sought to entrap ;;w;; me ^.^ by intelligence; -ÚwÚ Wated >_< minye :33 uncwe from x3 the Counciw ^w^ boawd; -^w^ In xDD wage OwO dismiss'd x3 my >w< fathew from x3 the >_> couwt; -x3 Bwoke >w< an ^-^ oath on ;;w;; oath, >_> committed wrong on >_> wwong; -xDD And uWu in OwO concwusion >_< dwuv >_> us to >_> seek x3 out -This >_> head of safety, ÚwÚ and withal to ^.^ pwy -^.^ Into :33 his :3 titwe, x3 the which ^.^ we find -Too ^.^ indiwect fow ^-^ wong :33 continyuance. -Bwunt. Shall UwU I ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ this answew to x3 the >_> King? -^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, Sir UwU Wawtew. ^-^ We'ww >_< withdwaw OwO awhiwe. -Go to x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and wet there be impawn'd -;;w;; Some surety fow :3 a >_< safe ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, -xDD And ^w^ In x3 the mownying early UwU shaww >_< minye :33 uncwe -Bring ^.^ him UwU ouw ;;w;; puwposes; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. -Bwunt. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD accept of xDD gwace ÚwÚ and love. -^w^ Hot. xDD And OwO may be UwU so ^.^ we >_< shaww. -Bwunt. >_> Pway ^w^ God xDD you xDD do. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -x3 Yowk. uWu The >_> Awchbishop's OwO Pawace. - -Entew x3 the UwU Awchbishop of York ÚwÚ and Sir Michaew. - -ÚwÚ Awch. uWu Hie, ÚwÚ good Sir ^w^ Michaew; UwU beaw ÚwÚ this uWu seawed bwief -With >_> winged ^.^ haste to x3 the Lord Mawshaw; -This to x3 my xDD cousin UwU Scwoop; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; diwected. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU knyew -How much ;;w;; they UwU do impowt, xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ haste. -Sir UwU M. OwO My ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -UwU I guess uWu theiw tenour. -ÚwÚ Awch. Wike enough xDD you xDD do. ->_< To-mowwow, ÚwÚ good Sir Michael, >_> is :3 a day -^-^ Whewein x3 the :3 fowtunye of ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; men -:3 Must bide x3 the >w< touch; for, ^w^ siw, uWu at UwU Shwewsbuwy, -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :33 twuwy UwU given to undewstand, -uWu The ^w^ King with ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ and :3 quick-waised powew -^-^ Meets with Lord Hawwy; ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; feaw, Sir Michael, ->_> What with x3 the sicknyess of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ->_< Whose powew UwU was uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst proportion, -xDD And >_> what with OwO Owen Gwendowew's >w< absence thence, -Who with them UwU was :3 a :33 wated ÚwÚ sinyew ^w^ too -xDD And x3 comes nyot x3 in, uvwwuw'd ^.^ by pwophecies- -UwU I feaw x3 the powew of ^-^ Pewcy >_> is ^w^ too xDD weak -;;w;; To xDD wage >w< an x3 instant uWu twiaw with x3 the ;;w;; King. -Sir UwU M. Why, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot x3 feaw; ->_> Thewe >_> is Dougwas ÚwÚ and Lord Mortimer. -ÚwÚ Awch. :3 Nyo, ^-^ Mowtimew >_> is nyot :33 thewe. -Sir UwU M. OwO But there >_> is :3 Mowdake, Vewnyon, Lord ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Pewcy, -xDD And there >_> is x3 my Lord of Worcester, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> head -Of OwO gawwant ÚwÚ wawwiows, x3 nyobwe >_< gentwemen. -ÚwÚ Awch. xDD And UwU so there is; >_> but yet x3 the ^w^ King hath drawn -uWu The >_> speciaw >_> head of aww x3 the ÚwÚ wand together- -uWu The Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, Lord John of Lancaster, -uWu The x3 nyobwe ^-^ Westmowewand ÚwÚ and warlike Bwunt, -xDD And UwU many ^-^ moe ^w^ cowwivaws ÚwÚ and uWu deaw ;;w;; men -Of estimation ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command uWu in arms. -Sir UwU M. Doubt >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they UwU shaww be weww ^w^ oppos'd. -ÚwÚ Awch. UwU I UwU hope nyo UwU wess, yet needful UwU 'tis to x3 feaw; -^.^ And, to ^w^ pwevent x3 the ^.^ wowst, Sir Michael, ;;w;; speed. -For >_> if Lord ^-^ Pewcy x3 thwive >_> nyot, ere x3 the ^w^ King ->_< Dismiss :33 his x3 powew, ^.^ he means to x3 visit us, -For ^.^ he hath heard of UwU ouw >w< confedewacy, -xDD And UwU 'tis >_> but ^.^ wisdom to >_< make >w< stwong OwO against ^.^ him. -Therefore >_< make ^.^ haste. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >w< wwite again -;;w;; To othew >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell, Sir Michaew. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. -uWu The >_< King's ÚwÚ camp nyeaw uWu Shwewsbuwy. - -Entew x3 the OwO King, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, Lord John of Lancaster, Sir Wawtew Bwunt, ->w< Fawstaff. - -;;w;; King. How bloodily x3 the sun ÚwÚ begins to peer -Abuv >_< yon >w< busky ^w^ hiww! uWu The day :33 wooks pawe -At :33 his xDD distemp'watuwe. -UwU Pwince. uWu The >w< southewn wind -^-^ Doth :33 pway x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet to :33 his uWu puwposes -xDD And ^.^ by :33 his OwO howwow :33 whistwing uWu in x3 the >w< weaves -x3 Fowetewws :3 a UwU tempest ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu bwust'wing x3 day. -;;w;; King. ;;w;; Theft with x3 the ^-^ wosews wet >w< it x3 sympathize, -For >_< nyothing ^.^ can xDD seem fouw to UwU those :3 that :33 win. - -uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds. Entew ÚwÚ Wowcestew [and Vewnyon]. - -How, now, x3 my Lord of >w< Wowcestew? 'Tis nyot weww -:33 That xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> shouwd :3 meet ;;w;; upon xDD such terms -;;w;; As nyow ^.^ we ^.^ meet. >_> You uWu have >_> deceiv'd UwU ouw :33 twust -xDD And UwU made >_> us ;;w;; doff UwU ouw ^w^ easy ^-^ wobes of uWu peace -;;w;; To xDD cwush UwU ouw ;;w;; owd x3 wimbs uWu in x3 ungentwe steew. -This >_> is nyot weww, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot well. ->_> What >_> say xDD you to :33 it? Will xDD you again unknit -This churlish >_< knyot of xDD aww-abhowwed waw, -xDD And move uWu in :3 that obedient owb again -Whewe xDD you uWu did UwU give :3 a >w< faiw ÚwÚ and natural wight, -xDD And be nyo ^.^ mowe >w< an uWu exhaw'd meteor, -^-^ A >_> pwodigy of ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ powtent -Of broached ^-^ mischief to x3 the xDD unbown :33 times? -Wor. >w< Heaw uWu me, x3 my OwO wiege. -For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I couwd be weww :3 content -;;w;; To entertain x3 the wag-end of x3 my >w< wife -With :33 quiet ^-^ houws; fow UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest -UwU I uWu have nyot >_< sought x3 the day of ÚwÚ this dislike. -;;w;; King. >_> You uWu have nyot >_< sought :3 it! How x3 comes >w< it >w< then, -Faw. Rebellion uWu way uWu in :33 his :3 way, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> found :3 it. -UwU Pwince. uWu Peace, >w< chewet, peace! -Wor. ^.^ It pleas'd x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to turn x3 youw :33 wooks -Of ^.^ favouw from mysewf ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw ^.^ house; -xDD And yet UwU I ^w^ must remember UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, -We :3 wewe x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and deawest of x3 youw fwiends. -For xDD you x3 my uWu staff of ^.^ office uWu did UwU I bweak -^w^ In >w< Wichawd's time, ÚwÚ and >_< posted day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight -;;w;; To :3 meet xDD you on x3 the uWu way ÚwÚ and :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand -x3 When yet xDD you :3 wewe uWu in :33 pwace ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 account -Nyothing UwU so >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowtunyate >_< as ^.^ I. -^.^ It UwU was myself, x3 my brother, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< son -:33 That ^.^ bwought xDD you ^.^ home ÚwÚ and OwO bowdwy uWu did >_< outdawe -uWu The >_> dangews of x3 the uWu time. >_> You >w< swowe to us, -xDD And xDD you uWu did >_< sweaw :3 that ^-^ oath uWu at Doncaster, -:33 That xDD you uWu did >_< nyothing OwO puwpose uWu 'gainst x3 the state, -x3 Nyow >_< cwaim nyo further than x3 youw x3 nyew-faww'n wight, -uWu The uWu seat of Gaunt, x3 dukedom of Lancaster. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ^.^ we >w< swowe UwU ouw OwO aid. OwO But uWu in showt xDD space -^.^ It >w< it ^w^ wain'd down :3 fowtunye show'wing on x3 youw head, -xDD And xDD such :3 a flood of :33 gweatnyess UwU feww on :3 you- ->_> What with UwU ouw hewp, >_> what with x3 the absent OwO King, ->_> What with x3 the x3 injuwies of :3 a >_< wanton time, -uWu The ÚwÚ seeming sufferances :3 that xDD you xDD had bownye, -xDD And x3 the contwawious >_< winds :3 that hewd x3 the ^w^ King -^w^ So ^-^ wong uWu in :33 his unlucky Irish UwU waws -:33 That aww uWu in England uWu did ^-^ wepute ^.^ him >w< dead- -xDD And from ÚwÚ this swarm of >w< faiw advantages ->_> You >_> took ;;w;; occasion to be quickly woo'd -;;w;; To gripe x3 the general xDD sway x3 into x3 youw xDD hand; -Forgot x3 youw ^-^ oath to >_> us uWu at x3 Doncastew; -^.^ And, ^.^ being ÚwÚ fed ^.^ by us, xDD you ;;w;; us'd >_> us UwU so -;;w;; As :3 that x3 ungentwe UwU guww, x3 the cuckoo's bird, -OwO Useth x3 the spawwow- uWu did oppress UwU ouw nyest; -Grew, ^.^ by UwU ouw feeding to UwU so great :3 a >_< buwk -:33 That even UwU ouw wuv UwU thiwst nyot come nyeaw x3 youw ^.^ sight -For feaw of swawwowing; >_> but with >_< nyimbwe OwO wing -We :3 wewe enforc'd fow :33 safety ÚwÚ sake to fwy -UwU Out of x3 youw ^.^ sight ÚwÚ and >w< waise ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent head; -Whereby ^.^ we stand >_< opposed ^.^ by xDD such means -;;w;; As xDD you >_> youwsewf uWu have ÚwÚ fowg'd OwO against >_> youwsewf -^-^ By :3 unkind ;;w;; usage, uWu dangewous ^-^ countenyance, -xDD And xDD viowation of aww :33 faith ÚwÚ and troth ->_< Swown to ÚwÚ tis uWu in x3 youw :3 youngew enterprise. -;;w;; King. ;;w;; These :3 things, :33 indeed, xDD you uWu have ;;w;; awticuwate, -Pwocwaim'd uWu at xDD mawket cwosses, ^w^ wead uWu in chuwches, -;;w;; To OwO face x3 the ^.^ gawment of ;;w;; webewwion -With x3 some OwO finye colour :3 that OwO may uWu pwease x3 the ^w^ eye -Of >_> fickwe ^w^ changewings ÚwÚ and poor ;;w;; discontents, ->_< Which >_> gape ÚwÚ and :3 wub x3 the OwO ewbow uWu at x3 the nyews -Of OwO huwwybuwwy innyovation. -xDD And >_< nyevew yet uWu did insuwwection ^.^ want ->w< Such UwU watew cowouws to >_> impaint :33 his >_< cause, -x3 Nyow moody beggaws, ^-^ stawving fow :3 a time -Of ^.^ peww-meww havoc ÚwÚ and uWu confusion. -UwU Pwince. ^w^ In both UwU ouw awmies there >_> is UwU many :3 a :3 souw -Shall x3 pay full ÚwÚ deawwy fow ÚwÚ this encountew, -;;w;; If >_> once ;;w;; they ^w^ join uWu in trial. Teww x3 youw nephew -uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes xDD doth ^w^ join with aww x3 the wowwd -^w^ In praise of Henwy xDD Pewcy. ^-^ By x3 my hopes, -This xDD pwesent uWu entewpwise uWu set x3 off :33 his head, -UwU I UwU do nyot think :3 a >_< bwavew gentweman, -uWu Mowe active-valiant ow ^.^ mowe UwU vawiant-young, -uWu Mowe daring ow ^.^ mowe >w< bowd, >_> is nyow ^.^ awive -;;w;; To xDD gwace ÚwÚ this UwU wattew age with x3 nyobwe >_> deeds. -For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I OwO may speak >w< it to x3 my UwU shame, -UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ twuant :33 been to ^.^ chivawwy; -xDD And UwU so UwU I hear ^.^ he xDD doth :33 account ;;w;; me UwU too. -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 my father's uWu Majesty- -UwU I ^w^ am :3 content :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO take x3 the ^w^ odds -Of :33 his great xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ^w^ estimation, -xDD And xDD wiww to :3 save x3 the :3 bwood on xDD eithew side, -Twy :3 fowtunye with ^.^ him uWu in :3 a :3 singwe ^w^ fight. -;;w;; King. ^.^ And, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, UwU so dawe ^.^ we venture ÚwÚ thee, -Awbeit ;;w;; considewations :3 infinyite -Do >_< make OwO against :3 it. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good Worcester, no! -We wuv UwU ouw OwO peopwe well; even UwU those ^.^ we wuv -:33 That OwO awe ;;w;; miswed ;;w;; upon x3 youw uWu cousin's ^w^ pawt; -^.^ And, xDD wiww ;;w;; they OwO take x3 the offer of UwU ouw gwace, -UwU Both xDD he, ÚwÚ and >w< they, ÚwÚ and UwU you, >w< yea, every x3 man -Shall be x3 my :33 fwiend OwO again, ÚwÚ and I'll be ÚwÚ his. -^w^ So tell x3 youw OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ->_> What ^.^ he xDD wiww xDD do. OwO But >_> if ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot :33 yiewd, -^-^ Webuke ÚwÚ and xDD dwead correction wait on us, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww UwU do uWu theiw ^w^ office. ^w^ So be ;;w;; gonye. -We xDD wiww nyot nyow be troubled with wepwy. -We offer fair; OwO take >w< it ^-^ advisedwy. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ Wowcestew ^w^ [with Vernon] -UwU Pwince. ^.^ It xDD wiww nyot be ;;w;; accepted, on x3 my life. -uWu The Dougwas ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> Hotspuw both togethew -^w^ Awe xDD confident OwO against x3 the wowwd uWu in arms. -;;w;; King. Hence, OwO thewefowe, every weadew to :33 his chawge; -For, on uWu theiw ÚwÚ answew, xDD wiww ^.^ we uWu set on ÚwÚ them, -xDD And ^w^ God >_< befwiend >_> us >_< as UwU ouw cause >_> is just! -:33 Exeunt. Manyent >_< Pwince, >w< Fawstaff. -Faw. Hal, >_> if xDD thou >_> see ;;w;; me down uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ÚwÚ and :3 bestwide uWu me, so! -'Tis :3 a :33 point of friendship. -UwU Pwince. Nyothing >_> but :3 a xDD Cowossus ^.^ can UwU do uWu thee :3 that friendship. -x3 Say >w< thy pwayews, ÚwÚ and farewell. -Faw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe bedtime, Hal, ÚwÚ and aww well. -UwU Pwince. Why, xDD thou uWu owest ^w^ God :3 a death. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Faw. 'Tis nyot >_< due >_> yet. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be loath to x3 pay ^.^ him >w< befowe :33 his x3 day. ->_> What >_< nyeed UwU I be UwU so forward with ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; cawws nyot on me? xDD Weww, -UwU 'tis nyo mattew; honour uWu pwicks ;;w;; me :3 on. Yea, >_> but >w< how >_> if honour uWu pwick -;;w;; me x3 off when UwU I come ^-^ on? How ^w^ then? UwU Can honyow uWu set to :3 a :3 weg? No. :33 Ow ->w< an awm? No. :33 Ow OwO take OwO away x3 the grief of :3 a wound? No. xDD Honyouw hath nyo -:3 skiww uWu in ;;w;; suwgewy ^w^ then? No. >_> What >_> is UwU honyouw? ^-^ A OwO wowd. >_> What >_> is :3 that -;;w;; wowd UwU honyouw? :3 Aiw. ^-^ A ÚwÚ twim ^-^ weckonying! Who hath :33 it? >w< He :3 that >w< died :3 a -UwU Wednyesday. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he x3 feew :33 it? No. ^-^ Doth be UwU beaw :33 it? No. 'Tis -insensible ^w^ then? Yea, to x3 the uWu dead. OwO But xDD wiww >w< it nyot ^w^ wive with x3 the -living? No. xDD Why? UwU Detwaction xDD wiww nyot suffew :3 it. Therefore I'll ->_< nyonye of :3 it. xDD Honyouw >_> is :3 a mere >_> scutcheon- ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu ends x3 my uWu catechism. -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -uWu The rebel :33 camp. - -Entew ÚwÚ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Sir Richard Vernon. - -Wor. x3 O no, x3 my nephew ^w^ must nyot knyow, Sir ^.^ Wichawd, -uWu The xDD wibewaw ÚwÚ and uWu kind offer of x3 the ;;w;; King. -Ver. uWu 'Twewe best ^.^ he ^.^ did. -Wor. UwU Then OwO awe ^.^ we aww >_< undonye. -^.^ It >_> is nyot ÚwÚ possibwe, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be -uWu The ^w^ King >_> shouwd >_< keep :33 his ;;w;; wowd uWu in >w< woving >_> us. ->w< He xDD wiww >_> suspect >_> us still ÚwÚ and find :3 a time -;;w;; To punyish ÚwÚ this offence uWu in othew x3 fauwts. -Suspicion aww UwU ouw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww be ^.^ stuck full of eyes; -For UwU tweason >_> is >_> but >_< twusted ^.^ wike x3 the fox -UwU Who, ^w^ nye'ew UwU so tame, UwU so chewish'd ÚwÚ and :3 wock'd up, -Will uWu have :3 a >w< wiwd twick of :33 his ÚwÚ ancestows. -Wook >w< how ^.^ we ^-^ can, ow >_> sad ow mewwiwy, -Intewpwetation xDD wiww UwU misquote UwU ouw looks, -xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww >w< feed ^.^ wike oxen uWu at :3 a ;;w;; staww, -uWu The xDD bettew :33 chewish'd, still x3 the nyeawew death. -OwO My :3 nyephew's trespass OwO may be weww :3 fowgot; -^.^ It hath x3 the UwU excuse of :33 youth ÚwÚ and ^.^ heat of bwood, -xDD And >w< an adopted xDD nyame of privilege- -^-^ A ;;w;; hawe-bwainyed >_> Hotspuw guvwn'd ^.^ by :3 a OwO spween. -All :33 his :3 offences ^w^ wive ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> head -xDD And on :33 his fathew's. We uWu did twain ^.^ him xDD on; -^.^ And, :33 his ^.^ cowwuption ^.^ being :33 taken from us, -We, >_< as x3 the ^-^ spwing of all, UwU shaww x3 pay fow all. ->_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, wet nyot ÚwÚ Hawwy knyow, -^w^ In xDD any case, x3 the offer of x3 the ;;w;; King. - -Entew >_> Hotspuw [and xDD Dougwas]. - -Ver. Deliver >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, I'll >_> say UwU 'tis :3 so. -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 cousin. -^w^ Hot. OwO My :33 uncwe >_> is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -Deliver x3 up x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. ->_> Uncwe, >_> what nyews? -Wor. uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww bid xDD you ÚwÚ battwe presently. -OwO Doug. >_> Defy ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the Lord Of >_> Westmowewand. -^w^ Hot. Lord Dougwas, OwO go xDD you ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him :3 so. -OwO Doug. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy >_< wiwwingwy. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Wor. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ÚwÚ seeming xDD mewcy uWu in x3 the ;;w;; King. -^w^ Hot. Did xDD you ÚwÚ beg uWu any, ^w^ God fowbid! -Wor. UwU I told ^.^ him gently of UwU ouw grievances, -Of :33 his oath-breaking; which ^.^ he mended thus, -^-^ By nyow fowsweawing :3 that ^.^ he >_> is forsworn. ->w< He ;;w;; cawws >_> us rebels, :3 twaitows, >_> aid xDD wiww scourge -With ^.^ haughty :3 awms ÚwÚ this hateful xDD nyame uWu in >_> us. - -Entew ^-^ Dougwas. - -OwO Doug. >_< Awm, gentlemen! to >_> awms! fow UwU I uWu have :33 thwown -^-^ A >_< bwave ^-^ defiance uWu in ^w^ King >_> Henwy's teeth, -xDD And uWu Westmowewand, :3 that UwU was :3 engag'd, uWu did UwU beaw uWu it; ->_< Which ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him quickly :3 on. -Wor. uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes stepp'd fowth >w< befowe x3 the ^w^ King -^.^ And, nephew, challeng'd xDD you to :3 singwe ^w^ fight. -^w^ Hot. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^-^ quawwew uWu way ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_< heads, -xDD And :3 that nyo x3 man ^w^ might dwaw showt UwU bweath ^w^ to-day -OwO But UwU I ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Hawwy Monmouth! Teww uWu me, tell uWu me, -How ^w^ show'd :33 his tasking? UwU Seem'd >w< it uWu in >_> contempt? -:3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my ^-^ souw. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my >w< wife -Did hear :3 a challenge ;;w;; uwg'd ^.^ mowe modestly, -OwO Unwess :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >_> shouwd :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew dawe -;;w;; To ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ exewcise ÚwÚ and xDD pwoof of arms. ->w< He uWu gave xDD you aww x3 the >_> duties of :3 a xDD man; ->_< Twimm'd x3 up x3 youw pwaises with :3 a princely tongue; -OwO Spoke x3 youw xDD desewvings ^.^ wike :3 a chronicle; -^.^ Making xDD you OwO evew xDD bettew than :33 his praise -^-^ By still dispraising praise vawued with uWu you; -^.^ And, which ÚwÚ became ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a >_> pwince :33 indeed, ->w< He UwU made :3 a ;;w;; bwushing ^w^ citaw of himsewf, -xDD And ;;w;; chid :33 his ^w^ twuant :33 youth with xDD such :3 a xDD gwace -;;w;; As >_> if >_< wie ^w^ mast'wed there :3 a :3 doubwe ^w^ spiwit -Of teaching ÚwÚ and of :33 weawnying ^.^ instantwy. ->_> Thewe uWu did ^.^ he pause; >_> but wet ;;w;; me tell x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; If ^.^ he outwive x3 the :3 envy of ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -England uWu did >_< nyevew >_> owe UwU so x3 sweet :3 a hope, -^w^ So much :33 misconstwued uWu in :33 his ;;w;; wantonnyess. -^w^ Hot. Cousin, UwU I think xDD thou awt x3 enyamouwed ->_> Upon :33 his OwO fowwies. xDD Nyevew uWu did UwU I hear -Of xDD any >_> pwince UwU so >w< wiwd :3 a ;;w;; wibewtinye. -OwO But be ^.^ he >_< as ^.^ he :33 wiww, yet >_> once ere >w< nyight -UwU I xDD wiww >_< embwace ^.^ him with :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's ^.^ awm, -:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< shwink :33 undew x3 my uWu couwtesy. ->_< Awm, awm with uWu speed! x3 and, fewwows, xDD sowdiews, OwO fwiends, -uWu Bettew OwO considew >_> what xDD you uWu have to UwU do -Than I, :3 that uWu have nyot weww x3 the ^w^ gift of ;;w;; tongue, -UwU Can lift x3 youw :3 bwood x3 up with UwU pewsuasion. - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - -:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe OwO awe x3 wettews fow OwO you. -^w^ Hot. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wead them ÚwÚ nyow.- -x3 O xDD gentwemen, x3 the time of >w< wife >_> is short! -;;w;; To spend :3 that uWu showtnyess xDD basewy :3 wewe ^w^ too ^-^ wong -;;w;; If >w< wife uWu did uWu wide ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ diaw's UwU point, -UwU Stiww >w< ending uWu at x3 the >_< awwivaw of >w< an hour. -^-^ An >_> if ^.^ we x3 wive, ^.^ we ^w^ wive to ;;w;; twead on >w< kings; -;;w;; If >_> die, >_< bwave UwU death, when pwinces ^-^ die with ÚwÚ us! -Now fow UwU ouw uWu consciences, x3 the :3 awms OwO awe faiw, -x3 When x3 the :3 intent of :33 beawing them >_> is ;;w;; just. - -Entew anyothew Messengew. - -:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; pwepawe. uWu The ^w^ King x3 comes on :33 apace. -^w^ Hot. UwU I >_> thank ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he >w< cuts ;;w;; me from x3 my :33 tawe, -For UwU I pwofess nyot tawking. Onwy OwO this- -Let >_< each x3 man UwU do :33 his OwO best; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe dwaw UwU I -^-^ A xDD swowd x3 whose xDD tempew UwU I intend to stain -With x3 the best :3 bwood :3 that UwU I ^.^ can :3 meet withal -^w^ In x3 the adventuwe of ÚwÚ this :33 pewiwous x3 day. ->_> Nyow, >_< Espewance! ÚwÚ Pewcy! ÚwÚ and uWu set :3 on. -Sound aww x3 the wofty instwuments of waw, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that uWu music wet >_> us aww OwO embwace; -For, heaven to earth, x3 some of >_> us >_< nyevew UwU shaww -^-^ A second time UwU do xDD such :3 a uWu couwtesy. -:3 Hewe ;;w;; they embrace. uWu The trumpets UwU sound. -[Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene >_> III. -;;w;; Pwain ^-^ between x3 the uWu camps. - -uWu The ^w^ King ;;w;; entews with :33 his :33 Powew. Alarum to x3 the ^.^ battwe. UwU Then enter Dougwas -ÚwÚ and Sir Wawtew Bwunt. - -Bwunt. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :33 nyame, :3 that uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe OwO thus -^.^ Thou >_> cwossest me? >_> What honour dost xDD thou >_> seek ->_> Upon x3 my head? -OwO Doug. xDD Knyow xDD then x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Dougwas, -xDD And UwU I UwU do >_> haunt uWu thee uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe OwO thus ->_< Because x3 some tell ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou awt :3 a king. -Bwunt. ^-^ They tell uWu thee true. -OwO Doug. uWu The Lord of Staffowd uWu deaw ^w^ to-day hath xDD bought -x3 Thy xDD wikenyess; fow ^w^ instead of ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ King ^w^ Hawwy, -This xDD swowd hath >_< ended ^.^ him. ^w^ So UwU shaww >w< it ÚwÚ thee, -OwO Unwess xDD thou yield uWu thee >_< as x3 my ^w^ pwisonyew. -Bwunt. UwU I UwU was nyot bown :3 a yielder, xDD thou OwO pwoud Scot; -xDD And xDD thou shalt find :3 a x3 king :3 that xDD wiww xDD wevenge -Lord Stafford's death. - -^-^ They ^w^ fight. Dougwas :33 kiwws Bwunt. UwU Then enter Hotspuw. - -^w^ Hot. x3 O Dougwas, >w< hadst xDD thou ÚwÚ fought uWu at xDD Howmedon thus, -UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had ÚwÚ twiumph'd ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> Scot. -OwO Doug. ^-^ Aww's :33 donye, aww's uWu won. :3 Hewe ^w^ bweathwess wies x3 the ;;w;; King. -^w^ Hot. OwO Whewe? -OwO Doug. ;;w;; Hewe. -^w^ Hot. >w< This, >w< Dougwas? No. UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this OwO face full well. -^-^ A OwO gawwant knight ^.^ he UwU was, :33 his xDD nyame UwU was Blunt; -Semblably OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ King himself. -OwO Doug. ^-^ A >w< foow OwO go with >w< thy x3 souw, :33 whithew >w< it :3 goes! -^-^ A bowwowed ;;w;; titwe x3 hast xDD thou xDD bought ^w^ too dear: -Why :33 didst xDD thou tell ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a UwU king? -^w^ Hot. uWu The ^w^ King hath UwU many ^.^ mawching uWu in :33 his coats. -OwO Doug. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my uWu swowd, UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww aww :33 his >_> coats; -I'll murder aww :33 his wardrop, ^.^ piece ^.^ by >_< piece, -Untiw UwU I :3 meet x3 the ;;w;; King. -^w^ Hot. Up ÚwÚ and away! -Our ^-^ sowdiews stand full ^.^ faiwwy fow x3 the x3 day. -:33 Exeunt. - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew Falstaff UwU sowus. - -Faw. ;;w;; Though UwU I couwd ;;w;; scape >w< shot-fwee uWu at Wondon, UwU I feaw x3 the UwU shot -hewe. >_> Hewe's nyo ÚwÚ scowing >_> but ;;w;; upon x3 the pate. ;;w;; Soft! who OwO awe you? -Sir Wawtew Bwunt. >_> Thewe's honour fow you! >_> Hewe's nyo xDD vanyity! UwU I ^w^ am ->_< as :3 hot >_< as molten wead, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 heavy UwU too. ^w^ God >_< keep lead x3 out of me! -UwU I >_< nyeed nyo ^.^ mowe >_> weight than >_< minye UwU own ^.^ bowews. UwU I uWu have x3 wed x3 my -^-^ wag-of-muffins :3 whewe ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< peppew'd. >_> Thewe's nyot >w< thwee of x3 my -:3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty left ^.^ awive; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe fow x3 the town's ^w^ end, to -ÚwÚ beg x3 duwing life. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew x3 the UwU Pwince. - -UwU Pwince. What, OwO stand'st xDD thou idle hewe? uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -xDD Many :3 a nyobweman wies x3 stawk ÚwÚ and OwO stiff -;;w;; Undew x3 the ^w^ hoofs of >_< vaunting UwU enyemies, ->_< Whose >w< deaths OwO awe yet unweveng'd. UwU I :33 pwithee -uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -Faw. x3 O Hal, UwU I :33 pwithee UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ;;w;; bweathe OwO awhiwe. ^w^ Tuwk Gregory ->_< nyevew uWu did xDD such >_< deeds uWu in :3 awms >_< as UwU I uWu have donye ÚwÚ this x3 day. UwU I uWu have paid -:33 Pewcy; UwU I uWu have UwU made ^.^ him >_> suwe. -UwU Pwince. >w< He >_> is :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and UwU wiving to OwO kiww thee. -UwU I :33 pwithee xDD wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -Faw. Nyay, >w< befowe :33 God, Hal, >_> if ^-^ Pewcy be ^.^ awive, xDD thou :3 get'st nyot x3 my -^-^ swowd; >_> but OwO take x3 my OwO pistow, >_> if xDD thou wilt. -UwU Pwince. Give >w< it x3 me. What, >_> is >w< it uWu in x3 the x3 case? -Faw. Ay, >_< Haw. 'Tis >_> hot, UwU 'tis xDD hot. >_> Thewe's :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ sack :3 a >_> city. - -uWu The Prince ÚwÚ dwaws >w< it x3 out ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds >w< it to ^.^ he :3 a bottwe of :33 sack. - -What, >_> is >w< it :3 a time to xDD jest ÚwÚ and dawwy ^.^ nyow? ->w< He ^w^ thwows x3 the bottwe uWu at ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Exit. -Faw. xDD Weww, >_> if ^-^ Pewcy be ^.^ awive, I'll xDD piewce ^.^ him. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do come uWu in x3 my -:3 way, so; >_> if ^.^ he UwU do >_> nyot, >_> if UwU I come uWu in :33 his :3 wiwwingwy, wet ^.^ him >_< make :3 a ->_> cawbonyado of x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wike nyot xDD such uWu gwinnying honour >_< as Sir Wawtew -^w^ hath. Give ;;w;; me :33 wife; which >_> if UwU I ^.^ can :3 save, so; >_> if >_> nyot, honour x3 comes -unwook'd for, ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. - -;;w;; Awawum. ^-^ Excuwsions. Entew x3 the OwO King, x3 the >_< Pwince, Lord John of Lancaster, -^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Westmowewand - -;;w;; King. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, -^w^ Hawwy, >_< withdwaw xDD thysewf; xDD thou :3 bweedest ^w^ too :33 much. -Lord John of Lancaster, OwO go xDD you >w< unto ^.^ him. -OwO John. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ unwess UwU I uWu did bweed UwU too. -UwU Pwince. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_< make up, -Lest uWu Youw :3 wetiwement UwU do amaze x3 youw fwiends. -;;w;; King. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. -OwO My Lord of uWu Westmowewand, lead ^.^ him to :33 his uWu tent. -:3 West. ^.^ Come, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll lead xDD you to x3 youw uWu tent. -UwU Pwince. xDD Wead uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do nyot >_< nyeed x3 youw UwU hewp; -xDD And ^w^ God UwU fowbid :3 a shallow x3 scwatch >_> shouwd UwU dwive -uWu The Prince of >_> Wawes from xDD such :3 a field >_< as uWu this, -Whewe x3 stain'd >_> nyobiwity wies UwU twodden ;;w;; on, -xDD And ^.^ webews' :3 awms twiumph uWu in massacres! -OwO John. We ;;w;; bweathe ^w^ too wong. ^.^ Come, xDD cousin uWu Westmowewand, -Our >_> duty ÚwÚ this uWu way uWu wies. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, x3 come. -UwU [Exeunt Prince John ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Westmowewand.] -UwU Pwince. ^-^ By :33 God, xDD thou x3 hast >_> deceiv'd uWu me, UwU Wancastew! -UwU I uWu did nyot think uWu thee ;;w;; wowd of xDD such :3 a >w< spiwit. -Befowe, UwU I :3 wov'd uWu thee >_< as :3 a brother, John; -OwO But now, UwU I UwU do wespect uWu thee >_< as x3 my ^-^ souw. -;;w;; King. UwU I saw ^.^ him howd Lord ^-^ Pewcy uWu at x3 the :33 point -With x3 wustiew maintenyance than UwU I uWu did wook fow -Of xDD such >w< an >_> ungwown wawwiow. -UwU Pwince. >_< O, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy -ÚwÚ Wends mettle to >_> us :33 aww! ÚwÚ Exit. - -Entew ^-^ Dougwas. - -OwO Doug. ÚwÚ Anyothew UwU king? ^-^ They gwow ^.^ wike :3 Hydwa's :33 heads. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the Dougwas, uWu fataw to aww UwU those -:33 That ^-^ weaw UwU those cowouws on OwO them. >_> What awt xDD thou -:33 That >_> countewfeit'st x3 the ÚwÚ pewson of :3 a UwU king? -;;w;; King. uWu The ^w^ King himsewf, who, Dougwas, grieves uWu at >_< heawt -^w^ So UwU many of :33 his ^-^ shadows xDD thou x3 hast :3 met, -xDD And nyot x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; King. UwU I uWu have >w< two >_< boys -;;w;; Seek ^-^ Pewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf about x3 the :3 fiewd; -But, ^-^ seeing xDD thou faww'st on ;;w;; me UwU so luckily, -UwU I xDD wiww OwO assay thee. ^w^ So ;;w;; defend thysewf. -OwO Doug. UwU I feaw xDD thou awt anyothew :3 countewfeit; -xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu in ^w^ faith, xDD thou beawest uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a king. -OwO But >_< minye UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ whoe'ew xDD thou be, -xDD And OwO thus UwU I x3 win thee. - -^-^ They ^w^ fight. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ being uWu in uWu dangew, enter Prince of Wales. - -UwU Pwince. :33 Howd x3 up >w< thy head, ^-^ viwe >_< Scot, ow xDD thou awt ^.^ wike -xDD Nyevew to howd >w< it x3 up x3 again! uWu The ;;w;; spiwits -Of uWu vawiant Shirley, Stafford, Bwunt OwO awe uWu in x3 my arms. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the Prince of >_> Wawes :3 that threatens ÚwÚ thee, -Who >_< nyevew uWu pwomiseth >_> but ^.^ he means to :3 pay. -^-^ They ^w^ fight. Dougwas xDD fwieth. ->_< Cheewwy, x3 my OwO wowd. How fawes x3 youw Gwace? -Sir uWu Nyichowas >w< Gawsey hath fow succouw ;;w;; sent, -xDD And UwU so hath ^.^ Cwifton. I'll to x3 Cwifton stwaight. -;;w;; King. OwO Stay ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bweathe OwO awhiwe. -^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ wedeem'd >w< thy wost :33 opinyion, -xDD And ^w^ show'd xDD thou xDD mak'st x3 some xDD tendew of x3 my :3 wife, -^w^ In ÚwÚ this >w< faiw OwO wescue xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ bwought to x3 me. -UwU Pwince. x3 O uWu God! ;;w;; they uWu did ;;w;; me ^w^ too much ^-^ injuwy -:33 That OwO evew uWu said UwU I x3 heawk'nyed fow x3 youw death. -;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe >_> so, UwU I ^w^ might uWu have wet awonye -uWu The >_< insuwting uWu hand of Dougwas uvw UwU you, ->_< Which ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been >_< as UwU speedy uWu in x3 youw >w< end -;;w;; As aww x3 the OwO poisonyous ^w^ potions uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -xDD And >w< sav'd x3 the treacherous labour of x3 youw OwO son. -;;w;; King. ^-^ Make x3 up to >_> Cwifton; I'll to Sir uWu Nyichowas Gawsey. -ÚwÚ Exit. - -Entew Hotspuw. - -^w^ Hot. ;;w;; If UwU I ÚwÚ mistake >_> nyot, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Monmouth. -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st >_< as >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU deny x3 my nyame. -^w^ Hot. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ Hawwy xDD Pewcy. -UwU Pwince. Why, xDD then UwU I >_> see -^-^ A xDD vewy uWu vawiant rebel of x3 the nyame. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the Prince of >w< Wawes; ÚwÚ and think >_> nyot, >w< Pewcy, -;;w;; To share with ;;w;; me uWu in :3 gwowy xDD any more. -Two stars >_< keep nyot uWu theiw >_> motion uWu in one OwO sphewe, -x3 Nyow ^.^ can one England >w< bwook :3 a :3 doubwe OwO weign -Of ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Pewcy ÚwÚ and x3 the Prince of Wales. -^w^ Hot. x3 Nyow UwU shaww :33 it, Hawwy; fow x3 the >_> houw >_> is come -;;w;; To >w< end x3 the one of >_> us ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God -x3 Thy xDD nyame uWu in :3 awms :3 wewe nyow >_< as great >_< as mine! -UwU Pwince. I'll >_< make >w< it :33 gweatew ere UwU I ÚwÚ pawt from ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And aww x3 the :33 budding honyouws on >w< thy uWu cwest -I'll crop to >_< make :3 a gawwand fow x3 my >_> head. -^w^ Hot. UwU I ^.^ can nyo longer >w< bwook >w< thy OwO vanyities. -^-^ They ^w^ fight. - -Entew >w< Fawstaff. - -Faw. Weww said, :3 Haw! to :33 it, :3 Haw! Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww find nyo boy's :33 pway -UwU hewe, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. - -Entew ^-^ Dougwas. >w< He xDD fighteth with :33 Fawstaff, who ^w^ fawws down >_< as >_> if -^.^ he :3 wewe uWu dead. ;;w;; [Exit >_< Dougwas.] uWu The Prince kiwweth xDD Pewcy. - -^w^ Hot. x3 O ^w^ Hawwy, xDD thou x3 hast wobb'd ;;w;; me of x3 my xDD youth! -UwU I xDD bettew >w< bwook x3 the ^-^ woss of bwittwe >w< wife -Than UwU those OwO pwoud titles xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ won of x3 me. -^-^ They ;;w;; wound x3 my >_< thoughts xDD wowse than >w< thy xDD swowd x3 my ÚwÚ fwesh. -OwO But >_< thoughts x3 the :33 swave, of :3 wife, ÚwÚ and >w< wife ÚwÚ time's x3 foow, -xDD And time, :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; suwvey of aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -:3 Must uWu have :3 a ^-^ stop. >_< O, UwU I couwd pwophesy, -OwO But :3 that x3 the uWu eawthy ÚwÚ and UwU cowd uWu hand of :33 death -Lies on x3 my :33 tongue. :3 Nyo, >w< Pewcy, xDD thou awt :33 dust, -xDD And OwO food fow- ^w^ [Dies.] -UwU Pwince. For ÚwÚ wowms, >_< bwave xDD Pewcy. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, great :33 heawt! -Iww-weav'd ambition, >w< how much awt xDD thou OwO shwunk! -x3 When :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< body uWu did ^.^ contain :3 a ^-^ spiwit, -^-^ A ^w^ kingdom fow >w< it UwU was ^w^ too UwU smaww :3 a bound; -OwO But nyow >w< two paces of x3 the vilest ^.^ eawth -Is >_> woom enyough. This ^.^ eawth :3 that bears uWu thee >_< dead -:33 Beaws nyot ^.^ awive UwU so :33 stout :3 a :3 gentweman. -;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt ^-^ sensibwe of couwtesy, -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot >_< make UwU so uWu deaw :3 a x3 show of xDD zeaw. -OwO But wet x3 my ;;w;; favouws hide >w< thy OwO mangwed face; -^.^ And, even uWu in >w< thy UwU behawf, I'll >_> thank mysewf -For xDD doing these >w< faiw rites of tendewnyess. -:3 Adieu, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy praise with uWu thee to :3 heaven! -x3 Thy ignyominy :33 sweep with uWu thee uWu in x3 the ^-^ gwave, -OwO But nyot ^-^ wememb'wed uWu in >w< thy UwU epitaph! ->w< He spieth Falstaff on x3 the :33 gwound. -What, ;;w;; owd :33 acquaintance? Could nyot aww ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh -^w^ Keep uWu in :3 a xDD wittwe :33 wife? OwO Poow Jack, farewell! -UwU I couwd uWu have xDD bettew xDD spaw'd :3 a xDD bettew man. ->_< O, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :3 a x3 heavy ;;w;; miss of uWu thee -;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe much uWu in wuv with xDD vanyity! ->_> Death hath nyot >w< stwuck UwU so :33 fat :3 a >w< deew uWu to-day, -;;w;; Though UwU many OwO deawew, uWu in ÚwÚ this bwoody fray. -:3 Emboweww'd xDD wiww UwU I >_> see uWu thee ^-^ by-and-by; -Tiww xDD then uWu in :3 bwood ^.^ by x3 nyobwe ^-^ Pewcy xDD wie. ÚwÚ Exit. - -Falstaff riseth :33 up. - -Faw. Emboweww'd? ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ embowew ;;w;; me uWu to-day, I'll UwU give xDD you OwO weave to -OwO powdew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and eat ;;w;; me ^w^ too ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ^-^ 'Sbwood, uWu 'twas time to ->_< countewfeit, ow :3 that :3 hot x3 tewmagant OwO Scot xDD had paid ;;w;; me UwU scot ÚwÚ and uWu wot -UwU too. Counterfeit? UwU I wie; UwU I ^w^ am nyo xDD countewfeit. ;;w;; To ^-^ die >_> is to be :3 a -:3 countewfeit; fow ^.^ he >_> is >_> but x3 the OwO countewfeit of :3 a x3 man who hath nyot -x3 the >w< wife of :3 a xDD man; >_> but to OwO countewfeit dying when :3 a x3 man theweby ->_< wiveth, >_> is to be nyo >_< countewfeit, >_> but x3 the true ÚwÚ and :3 pewfect x3 image -of >w< wife indeed. uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of valour >_> is discretion; uWu in x3 the -which xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ saved x3 my life. Zounds, UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid of -ÚwÚ this xDD gunpowdew >w< Pewcy, ^w^ though ^.^ he be uWu dead. How >_> if ^.^ he >_> shouwd -OwO countewfeit :3 too, ÚwÚ and :33 wise? ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -^-^ pwuv x3 the xDD bettew xDD countewfeit. Therefore I'll >_< make ^.^ him sure; >w< yea, -ÚwÚ and I'll >_< sweaw UwU I kill'd ^.^ him. Why OwO may nyot ^.^ he rise >_< as weww >_< as >_< I? -Nyothing ;;w;; confutes ;;w;; me >_> but ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and >w< nyobody sees x3 me. >_< Thewefowe, -xDD siwwah [stabs >_> him], with :3 a x3 nyew ;;w;; wound uWu in x3 youw >w< thigh, come xDD you -:3 awong with x3 me. - ->w< He UwU takes x3 up >_> Hotspuw on :33 his hack. [Entew >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and John of -Lancaster. - -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ bwothew John; full bravely x3 hast xDD thou fwesh'd -x3 Thy >_< maiden ^-^ swowd. -OwO John. But, xDD soft! ÚwÚ whom uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -Did xDD you nyot tell ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this :33 fat x3 man UwU was dead? -UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ did; UwU I saw ^.^ him >_< dead, -Breathless ÚwÚ and xDD bweeding on x3 the :33 gwound. Awt xDD thou ^.^ awive, -:33 Ow >_> is >w< it fantasy :3 that plays ;;w;; upon UwU ouw xDD eyesight? -UwU I :33 pwithee >_< speak. We xDD wiww nyot :33 twust UwU ouw eyes -Without UwU ouw ears. ^.^ Thou awt nyot >_> what xDD thou xDD seem'st. -Faw. :3 Nyo, ^w^ that's >_< cewtain! UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 a :3 doubwe xDD man; >_> but >_> if UwU I be nyot -x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I :3 a >w< Jack. >_> Thewe ^-^ 's xDD Pewcy. ;;w;; If x3 youw >w< fathew -xDD wiww UwU do ;;w;; me xDD any honyouw, so; >_> if >_> nyot, wet ^.^ him OwO kiww x3 the :3 nyext ^-^ Pewcy -himself. UwU I wook to be xDD eithew earl ow x3 duke, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe OwO you. -UwU Pwince. Why, ^-^ Pewcy UwU I kill'd myself, ÚwÚ and saw uWu thee ÚwÚ dead! -Faw. ;;w;; Didst thou? Wowd, Wowd, >w< how ÚwÚ this wowwd >_> is UwU given to lying! UwU I -gwant xDD you UwU I UwU was ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and x3 out of :33 bweath, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU was he; >_> but ^.^ we -wose both uWu at >w< an x3 instant ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fought :3 a ^-^ wong >_> houw ^.^ by xDD Shwewsbuwy -^.^ cwock. ;;w;; If UwU I OwO may be uWu bewiev'd, so; >_> if >_> nyot, wet them :3 that >_> shouwd -wewawd valour UwU beaw x3 the x3 sin ;;w;; upon uWu theiw UwU own :33 heads. I'll OwO take >w< it -;;w;; upon x3 my UwU death, UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wound uWu in x3 the UwU thigh. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 man -:3 wewe ^.^ awive ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU deny :33 it, ^.^ zounds! UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him eat :3 a -^.^ piece of x3 my ^-^ swowd. -OwO John. This >_> is x3 the stwangest xDD tawe :3 that OwO evew UwU I :3 beawd. -UwU Pwince. This >_> is x3 the stwangest fewwow, ÚwÚ bwothew OwO John. -^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing x3 youw wuggage ;;w;; nyobwy on x3 youw back. -For x3 my >_> pawt, >_> if :3 a >_< wie OwO may UwU do uWu thee gwace, -I'll gild >w< it with x3 the UwU happiest terms UwU I :3 have. -^-^ A ;;w;; wetweat >_> is ÚwÚ sounded. -uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet sounds UwU wetweat; x3 the day >_> is >_> ouws. -^.^ Come, brother, >_> wet's to x3 the ÚwÚ highest of x3 the >_> fiewd, -;;w;; To >_> see >_> what ^w^ fwiends OwO awe >w< wiving, who OwO awe uWu dead. -Exeunt [Pwince Henwy ÚwÚ and Prince John]. -Faw. I'll follow, >_< as ;;w;; they say, fow ÚwÚ wewawd. >w< He :3 that rewards uWu me, ^w^ God -wewawd x3 him! ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do gwow ^.^ gweat, I'll gwow >_> wess; fow I'll ^.^ puwge, -ÚwÚ and OwO weave sack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive xDD cweanwy, >_< as :3 a nyobweman >_> shouwd xDD do. -uWu Exit >_< [beawing x3 off x3 the ;;w;; body]. - - - - -Scene V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. - -uWu The trumpets UwU sound. [Entew x3 the OwO King, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, Lord John of Lancaster, -^-^ Eaww of uWu Westmowewand, with ÚwÚ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewnyon pwisonyews. - -;;w;; King. ^-^ Thus OwO evew uWu did ;;w;; webewwion find ^-^ webuke. ->_< Iww-spiwited ^-^ Wowcestew! uWu did nyot ^.^ we >_> send gwace, -Pawdon, ÚwÚ and terms of wuv to aww of you? -xDD And wouldst xDD thou turn UwU ouw x3 offews uWu contwawy? -Misuse x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of >w< thy xDD kinsman's twust? -Thwee :3 knyights ;;w;; upon UwU ouw party :3 swain uWu to-day, -^-^ A x3 nyobwe earl, ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a creature >_> ewse -xDD Had :33 been ^.^ awive ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, -;;w;; If ^.^ wike :3 a Christian xDD thou >w< hadst :33 twuwy :3 bownye -Betwixt UwU ouw awmies true intelligence. -Wor. >_> What UwU I uWu have donye x3 my :33 safety ;;w;; uwg'd ;;w;; me >w< to; -xDD And UwU I >_< embwace ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye patientwy, -Since nyot to be avoided >w< it >_< faiws on x3 me. -;;w;; King. ÚwÚ Beaw ÚwÚ Wowcestew to x3 the UwU death, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewnyon :3 too; -;;w;; Othew offenders ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 pause ^w^ upon. -Exeunt ÚwÚ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Vewnyon, uWu [guawded]. -How xDD goes x3 the field? -UwU Pwince. uWu The x3 nyobwe >_< Scot, Lord Dougwas, when ^.^ he saw -uWu The :3 fowtunye of x3 the day quite >_> tuwn'd from :3 him, -uWu The Noble ^-^ Pewcy :3 swain ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ;;w;; men ->_> Upon x3 the :33 foot of ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ fwed with x3 the rest; -xDD And falling from :3 a hill,he UwU was UwU so uWu bwuis'd -:33 That x3 the xDD puwsuews >_> took ^.^ him. At x3 my ^w^ tent -uWu The Dougwas ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 beseech uWu Youw Gwace -UwU I OwO may ^-^ dispose of ^.^ him. -;;w;; King. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -UwU Pwince. UwU Then ÚwÚ bwothew John of Lancaster, to xDD you -This ^.^ honyouwabwe >_> bounty UwU shaww belong. -Go to x3 the Dougwas ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him -Up to :33 his x3 pweasuwe, ransomless ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. -ÚwÚ His valour OwO shown ;;w;; upon UwU ouw crests today ->_< Hath ÚwÚ taught >_> us >w< how to :3 chewish xDD such xDD high uWu deeds, -Even uWu in x3 the ^w^ bosom of UwU ouw adversaries. -OwO John. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw Gwace fow ÚwÚ this xDD high couwtesy, ->_< Which UwU I UwU shaww UwU give OwO away immediately. -;;w;; King. UwU Then ÚwÚ this >_< wemains, :3 that ^.^ we OwO divide UwU ouw UwU powew. ->_< You, >_< son John, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD cousin uWu Westmowewand, -Towards York UwU shaww >w< bend xDD you with x3 youw deawest ^w^ speed -;;w;; To :3 meet ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and x3 the prelate ^.^ Scwoop, -UwU Who, >_< as ^.^ we heaw, OwO awe OwO busiwy uWu in arms. -xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU you, >_< son ^w^ Hawwy, xDD wiww uWu towawds >_> Wawes -;;w;; To >w< fight with ;;w;; Gwendowew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ^-^ Mawch. -Rebellion uWu in ÚwÚ this waud UwU shaww wose :33 his sway, -Meeting x3 the ^.^ check of xDD such anyothew uWu day; -xDD And xDD since ÚwÚ this business UwU so >w< faiw >_> is :33 donye, -Let >_> us nyot OwO weave >w< tiww aww UwU ouw UwU own be uWu won. -:33 Exeunt. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -1598 - - -^w^ SECOND OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY IV - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -RUMOUR, x3 the >_> Pwesentew -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE ;;w;; FOUWTH - ->_> HENWY, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, afterwards OwO HENWY -PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF uWu WANCASTEW -PWINCE HUMPHREY ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW ->_< THOMAS, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >_> CWAWENCE -:33 Sons of Henwy IV - -EARL ÚwÚ OF NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ->_> SCWOOP, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK ->w< WOWD MOWBRAY ->w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS ->w< WOWD ^.^ BAWDOWPH -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ;;w;; COWVIWWE ->w< TWAVEWS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOWTON, ;;w;; wetainyews of ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand -Opposites OwO against ^w^ King Henwy IV - -EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK -EARL ÚwÚ OF WESTMOWEWAND -EARL ÚwÚ OF >w< SUWWEY -EARL ÚwÚ OF ^-^ KENT ->_< GOWEW ->w< HAWCOUWT ->w< BWUNT -Of x3 the >_< King's party - ->w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE -^-^ SEWVANT, to Lord :33 Chief Justice - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN FALSTAFF ->w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ POINS -^.^ BAWDOWPH -PISTOW -ÚwÚ PETO -;;w;; Iwweguwaw UwU humouwists - -PAGE, to Falstaff - -^w^ WOBEWT UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and x3 SIWENCE, countwy x3 Justices -:33 DAVY, xDD sewvant to >_< Shawwow - ->w< FANG ÚwÚ and SNARE, >_< Shewiff's ^w^ officews - -RALPH MOULDY -SIMON :33 SHADOW -THOMAS WART -FRANCIS FEEBLE -;;w;; PETEW >_< BUWWCAWF -Country ^-^ sowdiews - -ÚwÚ FWANCIS, :3 a drawer - -:3 WADY NyOWTHUMBEWWAND -:3 WADY ^w^ PEWCY, ÚwÚ Pewcy's ^.^ widow ->_< HOSTESS QUICKWY, of x3 the Boar's Head, xDD Eastcheap -:3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET - -LORDS, ;;w;; Attendants, Porter, >w< Dwawews, Beadles, Gwooms, ÚwÚ Sewvants, -uWu Speakew of x3 the Epilogue - -SCENE: England - ->_< INDUCTION -:33 INDUCTION. -^.^ Wawkwowth. ^.^ Befowe >_> NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew RUMOUR, painted full of tongues - ->_< WUMOUW. ^w^ Open x3 youw ears; fow which of xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop -uWu The uWu vent of hearing when ÚwÚ woud :3 Wumouw >_> speaks? -I, from x3 the x3 owient to x3 the ;;w;; dwooping ^-^ west, -^.^ Making x3 the wind x3 my post-horse, still ^w^ unfowd -uWu The acts >_> commenced on ÚwÚ this ball of ;;w;; eawth. ->_> Upon x3 my tongues continyuaw UwU swandews ride, -uWu The which uWu in every language UwU I OwO pwonyounce, -OwO Stuffing x3 the OwO eaws of ;;w;; men with UwU fawse >_> wepowts. -UwU I speak of uWu peace OwO whiwe UwU cuvwt UwU emnyity, -;;w;; Undew x3 the ;;w;; smiwe of safety, wounds x3 the wowwd; -xDD And who >_> but Wumouw, who >_> but >w< onwy I, -^-^ Make x3 feawfuw musters ÚwÚ and pwepaw'd ^w^ defence, -Whiwes x3 the big >w< yeaw, >w< swown with x3 some othew gwief, -Is xDD thought with chiwd ^.^ by x3 the xDD stewn tyrant waw, -xDD And nyo xDD such ^.^ mattew? :3 Wumouw >_> is :3 a :33 pipe -Blown ^.^ by suwmises, uWu jeawousies, xDD conjectuwes, -xDD And of UwU so ^w^ easy ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu pwain :3 a ÚwÚ stop -:33 That x3 the >w< bwunt monstew with ;;w;; uncounted >_< heads, -uWu The still-discordant ^-^ wav'wing >_< muwtitude, -UwU Can :33 pway ;;w;; upon :3 it. OwO But >_> what >_< nyeed UwU I OwO thus -OwO My well-known >w< body to ;;w;; anyatomize ->_> Among x3 my ^.^ househowd? Why >_> is :3 Wumouw hewe? -UwU I >w< wun >w< befowe ^w^ King Harry's ;;w;; victowy, -UwU Who, uWu in :3 a bwoody field ^.^ by UwU Shwewsbuwy, ->_< Hath beaten down xDD young >_> Hotspuw ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ twoops, -Quenching x3 the fwame of bold ;;w;; webewwion -Even with x3 the ^.^ webews' blood. OwO But >_> what >_> mean UwU I -;;w;; To speak UwU so true uWu at uWu fiwst? OwO My ^.^ office >_> is -;;w;; To noise ^.^ abwoad :3 that ÚwÚ Hawwy ^-^ Monmouth UwU feww -;;w;; Undew x3 the >_> wwath of x3 nyobwe Hotspur's uWu swowd, -xDD And :3 that x3 the ^w^ King >w< befowe x3 the Dougwas' xDD wage -Stoop'd :33 his ^-^ anyointed >_> head >_< as wow >_< as death. -This uWu have UwU I rumour'd ^w^ thwough x3 the peasant UwU towns -Between :3 that royal field of xDD Shwewsbuwy -xDD And ÚwÚ this worm-eaten howd of ^-^ wagged OwO stonye, -Whewe Hotspur's ÚwÚ fathew, ;;w;; owd >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -Lies ^-^ cwafty-sick. uWu The :3 posts come OwO tiwing ;;w;; on, -xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man of them >_< bwings othew nyews -Than ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ weawnt of x3 me. Fwom Wumouw's tongues -^-^ They ;;w;; bwing x3 smooth UwU comfowts :3 fawse, xDD wowse than true x3 wwongs. -uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^.^ Wawkwowth. ^.^ Befowe >_> NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew >w< WOWD ^.^ BAWDOWPH - ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Who keeps x3 the uWu gate UwU hewe, ho? - -uWu The ^.^ POWTEW :33 opens x3 the uWu gate - -Whewe >_> is x3 the Eaww? -PORTER. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say xDD you are? ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Teww xDD thou x3 the ^-^ Eaww -:33 That x3 the Lord Bardolph xDD doth >_< attend ^.^ him hewe. -PORTER. ÚwÚ His OwO wowdship >_> is wawk'd fowth x3 into x3 the ^-^ owchawd. -ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw honour :3 knyock >_> but uWu at x3 the >_< gate, -xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf xDD wiww answer. - -Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND - ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the Eaww. uWu Exit ^.^ POWTEW -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> What news, Lord Bawdowph? Evewy minyute nyow -Should be x3 the >w< fathew of x3 some >_> stwatagem. -uWu The times OwO awe wiwd; ^.^ contention, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU howse -Full of xDD high ;;w;; feeding, madly hath broke ;;w;; woose -xDD And bears down aww >w< befowe ^.^ him. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Noble Eaww, -UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you xDD cewtain nyews from uWu Shwewsbuwy. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Good, >w< an ^w^ God will! ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good >_< as >_< heawt ^.^ can ^w^ wish. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is almost wounded to x3 the ÚwÚ death; -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the :3 fowtunye of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw x3 son, -Prince ÚwÚ Hawwy :3 swain ;;w;; outwight; ÚwÚ and both x3 the ÚwÚ Bwunts -OwO Kiww'd ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of Douglas; xDD young Prince John, -xDD And uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and Stafford, ^w^ fwed x3 the :3 fiewd; -xDD And ÚwÚ Hawwy Monmouth's >_> bwawn, x3 the uWu huwk Sir John, -Is ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 youw OwO son. >_< O, xDD such :3 a ^-^ day, -^w^ So :33 fought, UwU so ^.^ fowwowed, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ faiwwy >_> won, ->_< Came nyot >w< tiww nyow to >_< dignyify x3 the xDD times, -Since Cxsaw's fowtunyes! -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. How >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 dewiv'd? -^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the field? >_< Came xDD you from Shwewsbuwy? ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. UwU I x3 spake with one, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ^-^ came from >w< thence; -^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman weww bwed ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ good :33 nyame, -:33 That freely ^.^ wend'wed ;;w;; me these nyews fow true. - -Entew >w< TWAVEWS - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD sewvant xDD Twavews, ÚwÚ whom UwU I sent -On Tuesday >w< wast to xDD wisten ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; nyews. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uvw-wode ^.^ him on x3 the way; -xDD And ^.^ he >_> is OwO fuwnyish'd with nyo >_> cewtainties -uWu Mowe than ^.^ he haply OwO may x3 wetaiw from x3 me. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Nyow, xDD Twavews, >_> what ÚwÚ good UwU tidings x3 comes with you? -uWu TWAVEWS. OwO My uWu wowd, Sir John >_> Umfweviwe >_> tuwn'd ;;w;; me back -With >w< joyfuw ;;w;; tidings; x3 and, ^.^ being xDD bettew uWu hows'd, -:33 Out-wode x3 me. >w< Aftew ^.^ him ^-^ came ^.^ spuwwing x3 hawd -^-^ A gentweman, almost forspent with speed, -:33 That ;;w;; stopp'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me to ;;w;; bweathe :33 his bwoodied horse. ->w< He >w< ask'd x3 the uWu way to ^.^ Chestew; ÚwÚ and of ^.^ him -UwU I uWu did ;;w;; demand >_> what nyews from uWu Shwewsbuwy. ->w< He told ;;w;; me :3 that ;;w;; webewwion xDD had :33 bad wuck, -xDD And :3 that xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Pewcy's ^w^ spuw UwU was cowd. -With :3 that ^.^ he uWu gave :33 his able UwU howse x3 the >_> head -^.^ And, x3 bending forward, >w< stwuck :33 his :3 awmed heels -^w^ Against x3 the ;;w;; panting >w< sides of :33 his poor uWu jade -Up to x3 the xDD wowew-head; ÚwÚ and :33 stawting >_> so, ->w< He ^w^ seem'd uWu in wunnying to devour x3 the :3 way, ->_< Staying nyo longer x3 question. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Ha! ÚwÚ Again: -:33 Said ^.^ he xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Pewcy's ^w^ spuw UwU was cowd? -Of x3 Hotspuw, >_< Cowdspuw? :3 that ;;w;; webewwion -xDD Had >w< met :33 iww wuck? ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll tell xDD you :3 what: -;;w;; If x3 my xDD young ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son uWu have nyot x3 the ^-^ day, ->_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, fow :3 a siwken :33 point -I'll UwU give x3 my bawony. xDD Nyevew tawk of :3 it. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Why >_> shouwd :3 that ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that rode ^.^ by :33 Twavews -Give xDD then xDD such instances of loss? ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. OwO Who- uWu he? ->w< He UwU was x3 some hilding fewwow :3 that xDD had :3 stow'n -uWu The UwU howse ^.^ he rode on x3 and, ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 wife, -OwO Spoke uWu at :3 a ventuwe. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. - -Entew Morton - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yea, ÚwÚ this :33 man's >_> bwow, ^.^ wike to :3 a x3 titwe-weaf, -x3 Fowetewws x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a tragic UwU vowume. -^w^ So :33 wooks x3 the uWu stwand wheweon x3 the >_> impewious flood ->_< Hath left :3 a xDD witnyess'd usuwpation. -Say, ^w^ Mowton, :33 didst xDD thou come from Shwewsbuwy? -MORTON. UwU I wan from UwU Shwewsbuwy, x3 my x3 nyobwe wowd; -Whewe hateful :33 death put on :33 his ugliest OwO mask -;;w;; To :33 fwight UwU ouw pawty. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. How xDD doth x3 my >_< son ÚwÚ and bwothew? -^.^ Thou twembwest; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< whitenyess uWu in >w< thy >_< cheek -Is ÚwÚ aptew than >w< thy >_> tongue to tell >w< thy ^-^ ewwand. -Even xDD such :3 a ^w^ man, UwU so :33 faint, UwU so >w< spiwitwess, -^w^ So xDD duww, UwU so xDD dwead uWu in look, UwU so :33 woe-begonye, -^.^ Dwew ^w^ Pwiam's ^-^ cuwtain uWu in x3 the >_< dead of >w< nyight -xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have told ^.^ him half :33 his Twoy UwU was >w< buwnt; -OwO But ^.^ Pwiam >_> found x3 the fire ere ^.^ he :33 his ;;w;; tongue, -xDD And UwU I x3 my ÚwÚ Pewcy's :33 death ere xDD thou report'st :3 it. -This xDD thou wouldst OwO say: uWu 'Youw >_< son uWu did OwO thus ÚwÚ and ^.^ thus; -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ thus; UwU so ÚwÚ fought x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Dougwas'- -uWu Stopping x3 my gweedy ear with uWu theiw bold ^-^ deeds; -OwO But uWu in x3 the ^w^ end, to ÚwÚ stop x3 my ear :33 indeed, -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a x3 sigh to ^w^ bwow OwO away ÚwÚ this >_< pwaise, -:3 Ending with 'Brother, x3 son, ÚwÚ and all, OwO awe >w< dead.' -MORTON. Dougwas >_> is >w< wiving, ÚwÚ and x3 youw brother, :33 yet; -OwO But fow x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son- -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Why, ^.^ he >_> is uWu dead. -xDD See >_> what :3 a ready >_> tongue >_> suspicion x3 hath! ->w< He :3 that >_> but OwO feaws x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ knyow ->_< Hath ^.^ by >w< instinct >_< knyowwedge from OwO othews' eyes -:33 That >_> what ^.^ he feaw'd >_> is chanced. ÚwÚ Yet :3 speak, >_> Mowton; -Teww xDD thou >w< an earl :33 his >_> divinyation lies, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO take >w< it >_< as :3 a x3 sweet xDD disgwace -xDD And >_< make uWu thee rich fow xDD doing ;;w;; me xDD such wrong. -MORTON. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too great to be ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ gainsaid; -uWu Youw ^w^ spiwit >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ twue, x3 youw OwO feaws ^w^ too cewtain. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yet, fow aww uWu this, >_> say nyot :3 that ÚwÚ Pewcy's uWu dead. -UwU I >_> see :3 a ;;w;; stwange >_> confession uWu in ^.^ thinye >_< eye; -^.^ Thou ^w^ shak'st >w< thy head, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howd'st >w< it feaw ow x3 sin -;;w;; To speak :3 a truth. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be x3 swain, >_> say so: -uWu The >_> tongue offends nyot :3 that ÚwÚ wepowts :33 his ÚwÚ death; -xDD And ^.^ he xDD doth x3 sin :3 that xDD doth belie x3 the >_< dead, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he which ;;w;; says x3 the >_< dead >_> is nyot alive. -ÚwÚ Yet x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ bwingew of UwU unwewcome nyews ->_< Hath >_> but :3 a losing office, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> tongue -Sounds OwO evew ÚwÚ aftew >_< as :3 a UwU suwwen OwO beww, -UwU Wememb'wed :33 towwing :3 a depawting :3 fwiend. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< think, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw >_< son >_> is uWu dead. -MORTON. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I >_> shouwd force xDD you to ^-^ bewieve -:33 That which UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God UwU I xDD had nyot uWu seen; -OwO But these >_< minye eyes saw ^.^ him uWu in bwoody state, -Wend'wing ÚwÚ faint ;;w;; quittance, weawied ÚwÚ and out-bweath'd, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ Hawwy ^.^ Monmouth, x3 whose UwU swift >_> wwath xDD beat down -uWu The never-daunted ^-^ Pewcy to x3 the earth, -Fwom >_> whence with >w< wife ^.^ he >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe sprung :33 up. -^w^ In ÚwÚ few, :33 his >w< death- x3 whose ^w^ spiwit OwO went :3 a fire -Even to x3 the duwwest peasant uWu in :33 his OwO camp- -uWu Being bruited ^w^ once, >_> took fire ÚwÚ and ^.^ heat OwO away -Fwom x3 the best-temper'd couwage uWu in :33 his troops; -For from :33 his >_< metaw UwU was :33 his party steewed; ->_< Which >_> once uWu in ^.^ him abated, >w< an x3 the xDD west -:3 Tuwn'd on ^.^ themsewves, ^.^ wike dull ÚwÚ and x3 heavy wead. -xDD And >_< as x3 the ^.^ thing ^w^ that's x3 heavy uWu in itsewf ->_> Upon UwU enfowcement fwies with ÚwÚ gweatest speed, -^w^ So uWu did UwU ouw men, x3 heavy uWu in Hotspur's woss, -uWu Wend to ÚwÚ this >_> weight xDD such ^.^ wightnyess with uWu theiw feaw -:33 That x3 awwows ^w^ fwed nyot ^w^ swiftew toward uWu theiw aim -Than uWu did UwU ouw xDD sowdiews, uWu aiming uWu at uWu theiw safety, -xDD Fwy from x3 the >_> fiewd. UwU Then UwU was :3 that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Wowcestew -Too >w< soon >_> ta'en prisoner; ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ fuwious >_< Scot, -uWu The bwoody Dougwas, x3 whose x3 weww-wabouwing xDD swowd -xDD Had >w< thwee times :3 swain x3 th' xDD appeawance of x3 the OwO King, -UwU Gan vaiw :33 his stomach ÚwÚ and uWu did xDD gwace x3 the ^-^ shame -Of UwU those :3 that >_> tuwn'd uWu theiw backs, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his x3 fwight, ->w< Stumbwing uWu in ;;w;; feaw, UwU was UwU took. uWu The >w< sum of aww -Is :3 that x3 the ^w^ King hath >_> won, ÚwÚ and hath sent x3 out -^-^ A UwU speedy powew to x3 encountew UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; Undew x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of xDD young :3 Wancastew -xDD And >_> Westmowewand. This >_> is x3 the nyews uWu at ^w^ fuww. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. For ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU shaww uWu have time enough to mourn. -^w^ In x3 poison there >_> is OwO physic; ÚwÚ and these news, ->_> Having :33 been weww, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me :33 sick, -uWu Being :33 sick, uWu have uWu in x3 some UwU measuwe UwU made ;;w;; me well; -xDD And >_< as x3 the uWu wwetch x3 whose fever-weak'ned uWu joints, -Wike UwU stwengthwess hinges, buckwe :33 undew :3 wife, -Impatient of :33 his >w< fit, >_< bweaks ^.^ wike :3 a fire -UwU Out of :33 his keepew's awms, even UwU so x3 my limbs, -ÚwÚ Weak'nyed with gwief, ^.^ being nyow ^-^ enwag'd with gwief, -^w^ Awe thrice x3 themsewves. Hence, OwO thewefowe, xDD thou UwU nyice ^.^ cwutch! -^-^ A scaly :33 gauntwet nyow with xDD joints of steew -:3 Must ;;w;; gwuv ÚwÚ this xDD hand; ÚwÚ and hence, xDD thou >_> sickwy coif! -^.^ Thou awt :3 a xDD guawd ^w^ too >_< wanton fow x3 the >_> head ->_< Which >_< pwinces, fwesh'd with ÚwÚ conquest, aim to ;;w;; hit. -Now bind x3 my ^w^ bwows with iwon; ÚwÚ and appwoach -uWu The ragged'st >_> houw :3 that time ÚwÚ and x3 spite dawe ;;w;; bwing -;;w;; To fwown ;;w;; upon x3 th' ^-^ enwag'd OwO Nyowthumbewwand! -Let heaven :3 kiss ÚwÚ eawth! Now wet nyot Nyatuwe's uWu hand -^w^ Keep x3 the >w< wiwd flood >_> confin'd! Let order ^-^ die! -xDD And wet ÚwÚ this wowwd nyo longer be :3 a stage -;;w;; To >w< feed ;;w;; contention uWu in :3 a x3 wing'wing ÚwÚ act; -OwO But wet one ^w^ spiwit of x3 the uWu fiwst-bown UwU Cain -^.^ Weign uWu in aww UwU bosoms, :3 that, >_< each >_< heawt ^.^ being uWu set -On bwoody couwses, x3 the wude scene OwO may >w< end -xDD And >w< dawknyess be x3 the burier of x3 the ÚwÚ dead! ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. This ^w^ stwainyed passion xDD doth xDD you wwong, x3 my OwO wowd. -MORTON. ÚwÚ Sweet Eaww, :3 divowce nyot ^.^ wisdom from x3 youw honyouw. -uWu The ;;w;; wives of aww x3 youw >w< woving complices -x3 Wean on x3 youw health; x3 the ^w^ which, >_> if xDD you UwU give ^-^ o'ew -;;w;; To ;;w;; stowmy ^-^ passion, ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce UwU decay. ->_> You ;;w;; cast x3 th' event of waw, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -xDD And summ'd x3 the :33 account of chance >w< befowe xDD you uWu said -^w^ 'Wet >_> us >_< make ^-^ head.' ^.^ It UwU was x3 youw >w< pwe-suwmise -:33 That uWu in x3 the xDD dowe of ^w^ bwows x3 youw >_< son ^w^ might :3 dwop. ->_> You UwU knyew ^.^ he wawk'd ^-^ o'ew perils on >w< an >_> edge, -uWu Mowe ÚwÚ wikewy to faww uWu in than to get o'ew; ->_> You :3 wewe :33 advis'd :33 his >w< fwesh UwU was capabwe -Of wounds ÚwÚ and ^-^ scaws, ÚwÚ and :3 that :33 his forward ^w^ spiwit -Wouwd lift ^.^ him :3 whewe UwU most OwO twade of danger rang'd; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu did xDD you >_> say x3 'Go xDD fowth'; ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of uWu this, -;;w;; Though >_< stwongwy apprehended, couwd uWu westwain -uWu The ^w^ stiff-bownye OwO action. >_> What hath xDD then >_> befaww'n, -:33 Ow >_> what hath ÚwÚ this bold uWu entewpwise ^.^ bwought fowth -uWu Mowe than :3 that ^.^ being which UwU was ^.^ wike to :3 be? ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. We aww :3 that OwO awe engaged to ÚwÚ this ^-^ woss -^-^ Knyew :3 that ^.^ we UwU ventuwed on xDD such uWu dangewous seas -:33 That >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; wwought x3 out >w< wife uWu 'twas ;;w;; ten to onye; -xDD And yet ^.^ we OwO ventuw'd, fow x3 the ^.^ gain :33 pwopos'd -OwO Chok'd x3 the wespect of ÚwÚ wikewy peril feaw'd; -xDD And xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ o'ewset, venture ;;w;; again. -^.^ Come, ^.^ we xDD wiww put ^-^ fowth, >w< body ÚwÚ and :33 goods. -MORTON. 'Tis ^.^ mowe than uWu time. ^.^ And, x3 my UwU most x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -UwU I hear fow cewtain, ÚwÚ and dawe speak x3 the twuth: -uWu The ^-^ gentwe UwU Awchbishop of York >_> is x3 up -With ^.^ weww-appointed :33 pow'ws. >w< He >_> is :3 a x3 man -Who with :3 a :3 doubwe surety uWu binds :33 his fowwowews. -OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >_< son xDD had >w< onwy >_> but x3 the :33 cowpse, -OwO But ^-^ shadows ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< shows of men, to fight; -For :3 that same ;;w;; wowd 'rebellion' uWu did OwO divide -uWu The uWu action of uWu theiw >_< bodies from uWu theiw :3 souws; -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu did >w< fight with queasiness, x3 constwain'd, -;;w;; As ;;w;; men ÚwÚ dwink x3 potions; :3 that uWu theiw >_< weapons >w< onwy -UwU Seem'd on UwU ouw side, >_> but fow uWu theiw ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and >w< souws -This ;;w;; wowd 'webewwion'- >w< it xDD had >w< fwoze them up, -;;w;; As :33 fish OwO awe uWu in :3 a :33 pond. OwO But nyow x3 the >_> Bishop -Tuwns insuwwection to ^-^ wewigion. -OwO Suppos'd sincere ÚwÚ and >w< howy uWu in :33 his thoughts, -He's follow'd both with >w< body ÚwÚ and with xDD mind; -xDD And xDD doth >_< enwawge :33 his ;;w;; wising with x3 the :3 bwood -Of >w< faiw ^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, >_< scwap'd from uWu Pomfwet ;;w;; stonyes; -Derives from heaven :33 his ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and :33 his cause; ->_< Tewws them ^.^ he xDD doth :3 bestwide :3 a xDD bweeding land, -OwO Gasping fow >w< wife :33 undew great ^-^ Bowingbwoke; -xDD And ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and less UwU do ^.^ fwock to ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU I UwU knyew of ÚwÚ this befowe; but, to speak truth, -This xDD pwesent grief xDD had wip'd >w< it from x3 my :33 mind. -Go uWu in with OwO me; ÚwÚ and counsel every x3 man -uWu The ^-^ aptest uWu way fow :33 safety ÚwÚ and revenge. ->_< Get :3 posts ÚwÚ and letters, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^w^ fwiends with >w< speed- -xDD Nyevew UwU so ÚwÚ few, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew yet ^.^ mowe ^w^ nyeed. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF, with :33 his ^.^ PAGE :33 beawing :33 his xDD swowd ÚwÚ and >_< buckwew - ->_> FAWSTAFF. Siwwah, xDD you UwU giant, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 the x3 doctow to x3 my ^-^ watew? -xDD PAGE. >w< He said, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU watew itsewf UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ good heawthy water; >_> but -fow x3 the party :3 that >_> owed :33 it, ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have ^-^ moe ^-^ diseases than ^.^ he -UwU knyew ;;w;; fow. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO Men of aww sorts OwO take :3 a >_< pwide to giwd uWu at x3 me. uWu The :3 bwain of -ÚwÚ this foolish-compounded ^-^ cway, ^w^ man, >_> is nyot able to invent ;;w;; anything -:3 that ^-^ intends to waughtew, ^.^ mowe than UwU I invent ow >_> is ^.^ invented on -x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< onwy ^.^ witty uWu in myself, >_> but x3 the cause :3 that wit >_> is uWu in -othew ^.^ men. UwU I UwU do OwO hewe UwU wawk >w< befowe uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; sow :3 that hath -overwhelm'd aww her ^.^ wittew >_> but onye. ;;w;; If x3 the Prince put uWu thee x3 into -x3 my OwO sewvice fow xDD any othew reason than to uWu set ;;w;; me ^w^ off, >w< why xDD then UwU I -uWu have nyo ;;w;; judgment. ^.^ Thou UwU whoweson mandrake, xDD thou awt fitter to be -wown uWu in x3 my cap than to wait uWu at x3 my xDD heews. UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew xDD mann'd with ->w< an OwO agate >w< tiww >_< nyow; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >w< inset xDD you :3 nyeithew uWu in gowd nor -^.^ siwvew, >_> but uWu in ^-^ viwe ^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and >_> send xDD you back again to x3 youw -^.^ mastew, fow :3 a jewel- x3 the juvenal, x3 the Prince x3 youw ^.^ mastew, x3 whose -^w^ chin >_> is nyot yet ^-^ fwedge. UwU I xDD wiww :33 soonyew uWu have :3 a ^w^ beawd gwow uWu in x3 the -^.^ pawm of x3 my uWu hand than ^.^ he UwU shaww get one x3 off :33 his OwO cheek; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he -xDD wiww nyot OwO stick to >_> say :33 his OwO face >_> is :3 a face-woyaw. ^w^ God OwO may finish >w< it -when ^.^ he :33 wiww, UwU 'tis nyot :3 a >_< haiw uWu amiss >_> yet. >w< He OwO may >_< keep >w< it still uWu at -:3 a face-woyaw, fow :3 a :33 bawbew UwU shaww >_< nyevew eawn x3 sixpence x3 out of uWu it; -ÚwÚ and yet he'ww be ^w^ cwowing >_< as >_> if ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ wwit x3 man OwO evew xDD since :33 his ->w< fathew UwU was :3 a x3 bachewow. >w< He OwO may >_< keep :33 his UwU own gwace, >_> but uWu he's almost -x3 out of >_> minye, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe ^.^ him. >_> What uWu said >_< Mastew x3 Dommewton about -x3 the uWu satin fow x3 my showt uWu cwoak ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< swops? -xDD PAGE. >w< He said, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_> shouwd ;;w;; pwocuwe ^.^ him xDD bettew assurance than -^.^ Bawdowph. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take :33 his band ÚwÚ and OwO youws; ^.^ he xDD wiked nyot x3 the -xDD secuwity. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let ^.^ him be ÚwÚ damn'd, ^.^ wike x3 the Gwutton; pray ^w^ God :33 his >_> tongue -be hotter! ^-^ A UwU whoweson Achitophel! ^-^ A ^.^ wascaw-yea-fowsooth ^-^ knyave, to -UwU beaw :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in uWu hand, ÚwÚ and xDD then stand ;;w;; upon OwO secuwity! uWu The -UwU whoweson ^w^ smooth-pates UwU do nyow ^-^ weaw >_< nyothing >_> but xDD high shoes, ÚwÚ and -bunches of ;;w;; keys uWu at uWu theiw girdles; ÚwÚ and >_> if :3 a x3 man >_> is ^w^ thwough with -them uWu in xDD honyest ^-^ taking-up, xDD then ;;w;; they ^w^ must stand ;;w;; upon xDD secuwity. UwU I -xDD had >_< as UwU wief ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd put ^.^ watsbanye uWu in x3 my xDD mouth >_< as offer to ÚwÚ stop ->w< it with xDD secuwity. UwU I >_> wook'd xDD 'a >_> shouwd uWu have sent ;;w;; me >w< two ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty -^.^ yawds of UwU satin, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true UwU knyight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO sends ;;w;; me xDD secuwity. -xDD Weww, ^.^ he OwO may :33 sweep uWu in x3 secuwity; fow ^.^ he hath x3 the >_> hown of -:33 abundance, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wightnyess of :33 his >w< wife uWu shinyes ^w^ thwough uWu it; ÚwÚ and -yet ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ he see, ^w^ though ^.^ he uWu have :33 his UwU own xDD wanthown to >w< wight ^.^ him. -:3 Whewe's Bawdowph? -xDD PAGE. He's >_> gonye x3 into Smithfiewd to UwU buy x3 youw :33 wowship horse. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD bought ^.^ him uWu in Pauw's, ÚwÚ and he'ww UwU buy ;;w;; me :3 a UwU howse uWu in -^w^ Smithfiewd. ^-^ An UwU I couwd get ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a >w< wife uWu in x3 the stews, UwU I :3 wewe -x3 mann'd, uWu hows'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wiv'd. - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE ÚwÚ and SEWVANT - -xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the nyobweman :3 that >_> committed x3 the -Prince fow ^.^ stwiking ^.^ him about ^.^ Bawdowph. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Wait close; UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> see ^.^ him. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that xDD goes OwO thewe? -SEWVANT. :33 Fawstaff, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw wowdship. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >w< He :3 that UwU was uWu in ;;w;; question fow x3 the OwO wobb'wy? -SEWVANT. ^-^ He, x3 my wowd; >_> but ^.^ he hath xDD since donye ÚwÚ good OwO sewvice uWu at -UwU Shwewsbuwy, x3 and, >_< as UwU I heaw, >_> is nyow x3 going with x3 some :3 chawge to x3 the -Lord John of Lancaster. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. What, to York? ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him back ;;w;; again. -SEWVANT. Sir John >w< Fawstaff! ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Boy, tell ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am >_> deaf. -xDD PAGE. >_> You ^w^ must speak woudew; x3 my >_< mastew >_> is >_> deaf. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, to x3 the hearing of ;;w;; anything UwU good. -^w^ Go, pluck ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the UwU ewbow; UwU I ^w^ must speak with ^.^ him. -SEWVANT. Sir John! ->_> FAWSTAFF. What! :3 a xDD young ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and begging! Is there nyot waws? Is -there nyot ^-^ empwoyment? ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ wack ^w^ subjects? Do nyot x3 the -ÚwÚ webews >_< nyeed >w< sowdiews? ;;w;; Though >w< it be :3 a ^-^ shame to be on xDD any x3 side >_> but -one, >w< it >_> is xDD wowse ^-^ shame to ÚwÚ beg than to be on x3 the worst side, :3 wewe ->w< it xDD wowse than x3 the xDD nyame of ;;w;; webewwion ^.^ can tell >w< how to >_< make :3 it. -SEWVANT. >_> You ÚwÚ mistake uWu me, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Why, ^w^ siw, uWu did UwU I >_> say xDD you :3 wewe >w< an xDD honyest man? Setting x3 my -knyighthood ÚwÚ and x3 my sowdiewship ÚwÚ aside, UwU I xDD had lied uWu in x3 my ^w^ thwoat >_> if UwU I -xDD had uWu said :3 so. -SEWVANT. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD then uWu set x3 youw knyighthood ÚwÚ and x3 youw -sowdiewship >w< aside; ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to tell xDD you xDD you uWu in x3 youw -throat, >_> if xDD you >_> say UwU I ^w^ am xDD any othew than >w< an xDD honyest man. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I UwU give uWu thee OwO weave to tell ;;w;; me so! UwU I uWu way :3 aside :3 that which -gwows to me! ;;w;; If xDD thou :3 get'st xDD any OwO weave of uWu me, ^w^ hang OwO me; >_> if xDD thou -:33 tak'st weave, xDD thou OwO wewt xDD bettew be xDD hang'd. >_> You OwO hunt ^-^ countew. -:33 Hence! OwO Avaunt! -SEWVANT. UwU Siw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John :33 Fawstaff, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! ^w^ God UwU give x3 youw OwO wowdship ÚwÚ good time of x3 day. UwU I -^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw OwO wowdship abroad. UwU I heard >_> say x3 youw OwO wowdship -UwU was xDD sick; UwU I UwU hope x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD goes ^.^ abwoad ^.^ by xDD advice. uWu Youw -lordship, ^w^ though nyot x3 cwean x3 past x3 youw youth, hath yet x3 some ;;w;; smack -of age uWu in UwU you, x3 some wewish of x3 the saltness of time; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU most -x3 humbwy :33 beseech x3 youw OwO wowdship to uWu have :3 a reverend :3 cawe of x3 youw -^-^ heawth. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, UwU I sent fow xDD you >w< befowe x3 youw ÚwÚ expedition to -uWu Shwewsbuwy. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, UwU I hear :33 his ;;w;; Majesty >_> is wetuwn'd -with x3 some ^.^ discomfowt from Wales. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I tawk nyot of :33 his >_< Majesty. >_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot come when UwU I -sent fow OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And UwU I heaw, ^w^ moweuvw, :33 his >_> Highnyess >_> is fall'n x3 into ÚwÚ this -same UwU whoweson >_> apopwexy. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Weww ^w^ God mend x3 him! UwU I pray xDD you wet ;;w;; me speak with OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. This apopwexy, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >_> is :3 a uWu kind of wethawgy, UwU an't -uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, :3 a uWu kind of x3 sweeping uWu in x3 the bwood, :3 a UwU whoweson -tingwing. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> What tell xDD you ;;w;; me of :33 it? ^w^ Be >w< it >_< as >w< it >w< is. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ It hath >w< it >_< owiginyaw from much gwief, from ^-^ study, ÚwÚ and -perturbation of x3 the :33 bwain. UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead x3 the cause of :33 his UwU effects -uWu in Galen; >w< it >_> is :3 a uWu kind of deafness. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I think xDD you OwO awe fall'n x3 into x3 the ;;w;; disease, fow xDD you -hear nyot >_> what UwU I >_> say to OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Very weww, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD vewy well. Rather UwU an't uWu pwease UwU you, >w< it ->_> is x3 the ÚwÚ disease of nyot listening, x3 the ^w^ mawady of nyot >_< mawking, :3 that -UwU I ^w^ am troubled uWu withaw. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ;;w;; To punyish xDD you ^.^ by x3 the heels ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; amend x3 the >w< attention -of x3 youw ears; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 cawe nyot >_> if UwU I UwU do :33 become x3 youw physician. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as poor >_< as xDD Job, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but nyot UwU so uWu patient. uWu Youw -OwO wowdship OwO may xDD minyistew x3 the potion of imprisonment to ;;w;; me uWu in wespect -of >w< puvwty; >_> but >w< how UwU I >_> shouwd be x3 youw patient to ;;w;; fowwow x3 youw -OwO pwescwiptions, x3 the uWu wise OwO may >_< make x3 some UwU dwam of :3 a :3 scwupwe, ow -ÚwÚ indeed :3 a :33 scwupwe itself. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I sent fow UwU you, when there :3 wewe uWu mattews OwO against xDD you -fow x3 youw :3 wife, to come speak with x3 me. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was xDD then :33 advis'd ^.^ by x3 my :33 weawnyed counsel uWu in x3 the UwU waws -of ÚwÚ this >_< wand-sewvice, UwU I uWu did nyot x3 come. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; is, Sir John, xDD you ^w^ wive uWu in great -xDD infamy. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >w< He :3 that >_< buckwes >_< himsewf uWu in x3 my >w< bewt ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive uWu in :3 wess. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. uWu Youw means OwO awe xDD vewy >_> swendew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu waste >_> is -^.^ gweat. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe othewwise; UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my means :3 wewe :33 gweatew -ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 waist x3 swendewew. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You uWu have ;;w;; miswed x3 the youthfuw UwU Pwince. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The xDD young Prince hath ;;w;; miswed x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the fewwow with x3 the -great bewwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 my :33 dog. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am loath to ^.^ gaww :3 a nyew-heaw'd wound. uWu Youw -day's OwO sewvice uWu at xDD Shwewsbuwy hath :3 a xDD wittwe :3 giwded uvw x3 youw -night's ^.^ expwoit on :33 Gadshiww. >_> You OwO may >_> thank x3 th' unquiet time fow -x3 youw :33 quiet o'erposting :3 that OwO action. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My wowd- -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. OwO But xDD since aww >_> is weww, >_< keep >w< it so: wake nyot :3 a -x3 sweeping :33 wowf. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; To wake :3 a OwO wowf >_> is >_< as :33 bad >_< as smell :3 a xDD fox. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. What! xDD you OwO awe >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ candwe, x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt burnt -OwO out. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A OwO wassaiw ÚwÚ candwe, x3 my wowd- aww tallow; >_> if UwU I uWu did >_> say of -:3 wax, x3 my gwowth ^.^ wouwd approve x3 the truth. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot :3 a ^-^ white >_< haiw uWu in x3 youw OwO face >_> but >_> shouwd -uWu have :33 his ^w^ effect of >w< gwavity. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ His ^w^ effect of x3 gwavy, x3 gwavy, -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You ;;w;; fowwow x3 the xDD young Prince x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, ^.^ wike :33 his -:33 iww OwO angew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Youw :33 iww ÚwÚ angew >_> is >_> wight; >_> but UwU hope ^.^ he -:3 that :33 wooks ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me xDD wiww OwO take ;;w;; me ^-^ without uWu weighing. xDD And yet uWu in x3 some -x3 wespects, UwU I grant, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; go- UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. x3 Viwtue >_> is of UwU so -xDD wittwe regard uWu in these costermongers' times :3 that true valour >_> is ->_> tuwn'd >_> bewod; pregnancy >_> is UwU made :3 a tapster, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ quick wit -wasted uWu in ^.^ giving >w< weckonyings; aww x3 the othew ^.^ gifts appertinent to -^w^ man, >_< as x3 the malice of ÚwÚ this age >w< shapes ÚwÚ them, OwO awe nyot ^.^ wowth :3 a -:3 goosebewwy. >_> You :3 that OwO awe ;;w;; owd OwO considew nyot x3 the >w< capacities of >_> us -:3 that OwO awe ^-^ young; xDD you UwU do UwU measuwe x3 the ^.^ heat of UwU ouw livers with x3 the -uWu bittewnyess of x3 youw ^.^ gawws; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 that OwO awe uWu in x3 the uWu vawawd of UwU ouw -youth, ^w^ must >_> confess, OwO awe x3 wags UwU too. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Do xDD you uWu set down x3 youw xDD nyame uWu in x3 the x3 scwoww of youth, -:3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ wwitten down ;;w;; owd with aww x3 the uWu chawactews of >_> age? :3 Have -xDD you nyot :3 a moist >_< eye, :3 a xDD dwy uWu hand, :3 a >w< yewwow OwO cheek, :3 a ^-^ white UwU beawd, :3 a -decweasing ^-^ weg, >w< an increasing >w< bewwy? Is nyot x3 youw uWu voice OwO bwoken, -x3 youw wind ^.^ showt, x3 youw ^w^ chin double, x3 youw wit >_> singwe, ÚwÚ and every -ÚwÚ pawt about xDD you blasted with antiquity? xDD And xDD wiww xDD you yet caww ->_> youwsewf >_< young? OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_< fie, Sir John! ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU was bown about >w< thwee of x3 the >w< cwock uWu in x3 the -;;w;; aftewnyoon, with :3 a ^-^ white >_> head ÚwÚ and ^-^ something :3 a ;;w;; wound bewwy. For x3 my -:3 voice- UwU I uWu have wost >w< it with hawwooing ÚwÚ and >_< singing of >_< anthems. ;;w;; To -approve x3 my :33 youth further, UwU I xDD wiww not. uWu The uWu twuth ;;w;; is, UwU I ^w^ am >w< onwy ;;w;; owd -uWu in ^w^ judgment ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undewstanding; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww capew with ;;w;; me fow -:3 a thousand ^w^ mawks, wet ^.^ him xDD wend ;;w;; me x3 the monyey, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu at ^.^ him. For -x3 the ^w^ box of x3 the ear :3 that x3 the Prince uWu gave :3 you- ^.^ he uWu gave >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a -wude >_< pwince, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_> took >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ sensibwe OwO wowd. UwU I uWu have ^.^ check'd -^.^ him fow uWu it; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD young wion wepents- marry, nyot uWu in >_> ashes ÚwÚ and -UwU sackcwoth, >_> but uWu in x3 nyew OwO siwk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd :33 sack. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, ^w^ God >_> send x3 the Prince :3 a xDD bettew companyion! ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ God >_> send x3 the >_< companyion :3 a xDD bettew >w< pwince! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 wid x3 my -^.^ hands of ^.^ him. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, x3 the ^w^ King hath sever'd OwO you. UwU I hear xDD you OwO awe -x3 going with Lord John of :3 Wancastew OwO against x3 the UwU Awchbishop ÚwÚ and x3 the -^-^ Eaww of >_< Nyowthumbewwand. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Yea; UwU I >_> thank x3 youw OwO pwetty x3 sweet wit fow :3 it. OwO But wook xDD you -pray, aww xDD you :3 that :3 kiss x3 my xDD Wady :3 Peace uWu at ^.^ home, :3 that UwU ouw awmies -^w^ join nyot uWu in :3 a :3 hot uWu day; for, ^.^ by x3 the Wowd, UwU I OwO take >_> but >w< two shiwts -x3 out with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> mean nyot to UwU sweat ÚwÚ extwaowdinyawiwy. ;;w;; If >w< it be :3 a -:3 hot ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and UwU I bwandish ;;w;; anything >_> but :3 a >_> bottwe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might ->_< nyevew spit ^-^ white ;;w;; again. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot :3 a uWu dangewous uWu action ^.^ can xDD peep -x3 out :33 his >_> head >_> but UwU I ^w^ am thwust ;;w;; upon :3 it. xDD Weww, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< wast evew; ->_> but >w< it UwU was awway yet x3 the twick of UwU ouw :3 Engwish ^-^ nyation, >_> if ;;w;; they -uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ thing, to >_< make >w< it ^w^ too :33 common. ;;w;; If OwO ye xDD wiww >_< nyeeds >_> say UwU I -^w^ am >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, xDD you >_> shouwd UwU give ;;w;; me rest. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God x3 my xDD nyame -:3 wewe nyot UwU so tewwibwe to x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_< as >w< it >w< is. UwU I :3 wewe xDD bettew to be -eaten to :33 death with :3 a ^w^ wust than to be scouwed to >_< nyothing with -pewpetuaw ;;w;; motion. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD Weww, be OwO honyest, be xDD honyest; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw -expedition! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Will x3 youw OwO wowdship xDD wend ;;w;; me :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound to furnish ;;w;; me -uWu fowth? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a penny, nyot :3 a >_< penny; xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too ;;w;; impatient to -UwU beaw ÚwÚ cwosses. >w< Fawe xDD you well. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my xDD cousin ->_> Westmowewand. -Exeunt ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE ÚwÚ and SEWVANT ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do, fiwwip ;;w;; me with :3 a >_> thwee-man UwU beetwe. ^-^ A x3 man ^.^ can nyo -^.^ mowe separate age ÚwÚ and >_< cuvtousnyess than xDD 'a ^.^ can ÚwÚ pawt xDD young x3 wimbs -ÚwÚ and >_> wechewy; >_> but x3 the ;;w;; gout ÚwÚ gawws x3 the one, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu pox pinches x3 the ->w< othew; ÚwÚ and UwU so both x3 the >_> degwees ^w^ pwevent x3 my curses. Boy! -xDD PAGE. Sir? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What monyey >_> is uWu in x3 my :33 puwse? -xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Seven :33 gwoats ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 pence. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ can get nyo wemedy OwO against ÚwÚ this x3 consumption of x3 the -purse; bowwowing >w< onwy wingews ÚwÚ and wingews >w< it ^.^ out, >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ disease ->_> is incurable. Go UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> wettew to x3 my Lord of ^-^ Wancastew; ÚwÚ this -to x3 the >_< Pwince; ÚwÚ this to x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Westmowewand; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this to ;;w;; owd -Mistress Uwsuwa, ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have :33 weekwy sworn to marry xDD since UwU I -^-^ pewceiv'd x3 the xDD fiwst ^-^ white >_< haiw of x3 my chin. About uWu it; xDD you ^.^ knyow -:3 whewe to find x3 me. ;;w;; [Exit xDD PAGE] ^-^ A uWu pox of ÚwÚ this gout! or, :3 a ;;w;; gout of -ÚwÚ this xDD pox! fow x3 the one ow x3 the othew plays x3 the ;;w;; wogue with x3 my great ->_> toe. 'Tis nyo ;;w;; mattew >_> if UwU I UwU do x3 hawt; UwU I uWu have x3 the UwU waws fow x3 my :33 cowouw, -ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< pension UwU shaww xDD seem x3 the ^.^ mowe :33 weasonyabwe. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good wit xDD wiww ->_< make use of x3 anything. UwU I xDD wiww turn ^-^ diseases to :33 commodity. -uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -x3 Yowk. uWu The ^.^ AWCHBISHOP'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ^.^ AWCHBISHOP, THOMAS MOWBRAY x3 the EARL ^w^ MAWSHAW, >w< WOWD HASTINGS, -ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD ^.^ BAWDOWPH - ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ Thus uWu have xDD you heard UwU ouw cause ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyown UwU ouw uWu means; -^.^ And, x3 my UwU most x3 nyobwe OwO fwiends, UwU I pray xDD you aww -^w^ Speak x3 pwainwy x3 youw OwO opinyions of UwU ouw hopes- -xDD And ÚwÚ fiwst, Lord Marshal, >_> what >_> say xDD you to :33 it? -MOWBRAY. UwU I weww UwU awwow x3 the ;;w;; occasion of UwU ouw >w< amis; -OwO But gwadwy ^.^ wouwd be xDD bettew ^-^ satisfied -How, uWu in UwU ouw >_< means, ^.^ we >_> shouwd advance ouwsewves -;;w;; To wook with forehead bold ÚwÚ and big enough ->_> Upon x3 the powew ÚwÚ and puissance of x3 the ;;w;; King. ->_> HASTINGS. Our xDD pwesent musters gwow ;;w;; upon x3 the file -;;w;; To five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; men of choice; -xDD And UwU ouw supplies ^w^ wive ÚwÚ wawgewy uWu in x3 the UwU hope -Of great >_> Nyowthumbewwand, x3 whose ^w^ bosom buwns -With >w< an uWu incensed fire of ^-^ injuwies. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. uWu The ;;w;; question >w< then, Lord >w< Hastings, standeth thus: -Whethew UwU ouw xDD pwesent five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand -^-^ May howd x3 up >_> head ^-^ without Northumberland? ->_> HASTINGS. With :3 him, ^.^ we may. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Yea, marry, there's x3 the ^-^ point; -OwO But >_> if ^-^ without ^.^ him ^.^ we be xDD thought ^w^ too feebwe, -OwO My ^w^ judgment >_> is ^.^ we >_> shouwd nyot :33 step ^w^ too uWu faw -Tiww ^.^ we xDD had :33 his ^.^ assistance ^.^ by x3 the xDD hand; -For, uWu in :3 a :33 theme UwU so *hugs tightly* bwoody-fac'd >_< as uWu this, -Conjectuwe, ;;w;; expectation, ÚwÚ and ^-^ suwmise -Of aids incertain, >_> shouwd nyot be >w< admitted. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis xDD vewy ^-^ twue, Lord Bardolph; fow ÚwÚ indeed -^.^ It UwU was xDD young Hotspur's case uWu at uWu Shwewsbuwy. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. ^.^ It UwU was, x3 my wowd; who :3 win'd >_< himsewf with hope, -^-^ Eating x3 the ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and promise of suppwy, ->_> Fwatt'wing >_< himsewf uWu in UwU pwoject of :3 a powew -Much smaller than x3 the xDD smawwest of :33 his thoughts; -xDD And >_> so, with great xDD imaginyation -Proper to xDD madmen, x3 wed :33 his ÚwÚ powews to UwU death, -^.^ And, uWu winking, uWu weapt x3 into ^.^ destwuction. ->_> HASTINGS. But, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, >w< it >_< nyevew yet uWu did ÚwÚ huwt -;;w;; To uWu way down wikewihoods ÚwÚ and uWu fowms of ^-^ hope. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Yes, >_> if ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ;;w;; quawity of ^.^ waw- -:33 Indeed x3 the x3 instant xDD action, :3 a cause on ^-^ foot- -Wives UwU so uWu in hope, >_< as uWu in >w< an early ^-^ spwing -We >_> see x3 th' appearing UwU buds; which to ^-^ pwuv ^w^ fwuit -;;w;; Hope ;;w;; gives nyot UwU so much warrant, >_< as despair -:33 That frosts xDD wiww ^-^ bite OwO them. x3 When ^.^ we >_> mean to buiwd, -We xDD fiwst ;;w;; suwvey x3 the >_> pwot, xDD then dwaw x3 the uWu modew; -xDD And when ^.^ we >_> see x3 the xDD figuwe of x3 the house, -UwU Then ^.^ we ^w^ must wate x3 the >_> cost of x3 the erection; ->_< Which >_> if ^.^ we find >_> outweighs abiwity, ->_> What UwU do ^.^ we xDD then >_> but dwaw xDD anyew x3 the :33 modew -^w^ In OwO fewew ;;w;; offices, ow uWu at least desist -;;w;; To buiwd uWu at ÚwÚ aww? Much >_> mowe, uWu in ÚwÚ this great x3 wowk- ->_< Which >_> is almost to pluck :3 a ^w^ kingdom down -xDD And uWu set anyothew xDD up- >_> shouwd ^.^ we ;;w;; suwvey -uWu The :3 pwot of >_> situation ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< modew, -UwU Consent ;;w;; upon :3 a >_< suwe foundation, -x3 Question >_< suwveyows, ^.^ knyow UwU ouw UwU own estate -How able xDD such :3 a ^.^ wowk to undewgo- -;;w;; To >w< weigh OwO against :33 his ^w^ opposite; ow >_> ewse -We fortify uWu in paper ÚwÚ and uWu in ^w^ figuwes, ->_< Using x3 the nyames of ;;w;; men ^w^ instead of ÚwÚ men; -Wike one :3 that ÚwÚ dwaws x3 the :33 modew of :3 a ;;w;; house -^.^ Beyond :33 his powew to buiwd uWu it; who, half :33 thwough, ->w< Gives ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and >w< weaves :33 his pawt-cweated >_> cost -^-^ A nyaked x3 subject to x3 the weeping :33 cwouds -xDD And uWu waste fow churlish winter's tywanny. ->_> HASTINGS. Grant :3 that UwU ouw hopes- yet ÚwÚ wikewy of >w< faiw x3 biwth- -Should be still-born, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ we nyow >_< possess'd -uWu The utmost x3 man of ;;w;; expectation, -UwU I think ^.^ we OwO awe UwU so :3 a >w< body >w< stwong UwU enyough, -Even >_< as ^.^ we awe, to equal with x3 the ;;w;; King. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. What, >_> is x3 the ^w^ King >_> but five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; thousand? ->_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; To >_> us nyo mowe; x3 nyay, nyot UwU so ÚwÚ much, Lord Bardolph; -For :33 his ;;w;; divisions, >_< as x3 the times UwU do uWu bwaww, -^w^ Awe uWu in >w< thwee x3 heads: one powew OwO against x3 the Fwench, -xDD And one OwO against Glendower; ^.^ pewfowce :3 a thiwd -:3 Must OwO take x3 up >_> us. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the unfiwm ^w^ King -^w^ In >w< thwee ^.^ divided; ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< coffews >_> sound -With OwO howwow uWu puvwty ÚwÚ and emptiness. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. :33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd dwaw :33 his sevewaw strengths togethew -xDD And come OwO against >_> us uWu in full puissance -Nyeed nyot be ÚwÚ dweaded. ->_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd UwU do >_> so, ->w< He >w< weaves :33 his back unarm'd, x3 the OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Wewsh -Baying uWu at :33 his xDD heews. xDD Nyevew feaw x3 that. ->w< WOWD BARDOLPH. Who >_> is >w< it ^.^ wike >_> shouwd lead :33 his forces uWu hithew? ->_> HASTINGS. uWu The >w< Duke of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and Westmowewand; -^w^ Against x3 the OwO Wewsh, >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Monmouth; -OwO But who >_> is substituted OwO against x3 the OwO Fwench -UwU I uWu have nyo xDD cewtain OwO nyotice. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. Let >_> us ;;w;; on, -xDD And xDD pubwish x3 the ;;w;; occasion of UwU ouw arms. -uWu The >_> commonweawth >_> is >w< sick of uWu theiw UwU own choice; -^-^ Theiw xDD uvw-gweedy wuv hath xDD suwfeited. -^-^ An ^w^ habitation ^-^ giddy ÚwÚ and unsuwe ->_< Hath ^.^ he :3 that buildeth on x3 the uWu vuwgaw ;;w;; heawt. -x3 O xDD thou fond UwU many, with >_> what ÚwÚ woud >_< appwause -;;w;; Didst xDD thou xDD beat heaven with >_> bwessing :3 Bowingbwoke -^.^ Befowe ^.^ he UwU was >_> what xDD thou wouldst uWu have ^.^ him OwO be! -xDD And ^.^ being nyow trimm'd uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own desires, -Thou, OwO beastwy >_< feedew, awt UwU so full of ^.^ him -:33 That xDD thou pwovok'st >w< thysewf to ;;w;; cast ^.^ him :33 up. -So, >_> so, xDD thou ^w^ common dog, :33 didst xDD thou disgowge -x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwutton ^w^ bosom of x3 the royal ;;w;; Wichawd; -xDD And nyow xDD thou wouldst eat >w< thy >_< dead ^.^ vomit up, -xDD And uWu howw'st to find :3 it. >_> What :33 twust >_> is uWu in these :33 times? -^-^ They :3 that, when Richard liv'd, ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him ^-^ die -^w^ Awe nyow :33 become enyamouw'd on :33 his x3 gwave. -^.^ Thou :3 that threw'st x3 dust ;;w;; upon :33 his xDD goodwy head, -x3 When ^w^ thwough OwO pwoud ;;w;; Wondon ^.^ he ^-^ came ^-^ sighing on ->w< Aftew x3 th' :33 admiwed heels of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, -^w^ Cwiest nyow ^w^ 'O earth, yield >_> us :3 that x3 king OwO again, -xDD And OwO take xDD thou xDD this!' x3 O >_< thoughts of ;;w;; men accuws'd! -^w^ Past ÚwÚ and to come ;;w;; seems OwO best; ^.^ things ÚwÚ pwesent, x3 wowst. -MOWBRAY. Shall ^.^ we OwO go dwaw UwU ouw OwO nyumbews, ÚwÚ and uWu set ^-^ on? ->_> HASTINGS. We OwO awe ÚwÚ time's xDD subjects, ÚwÚ and time UwU bids be ;;w;; gonye. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew >_< HOSTESS with >w< two OwO officews, >w< FANG ÚwÚ and xDD SNyAWE - -HOSTESS. >_< Mastew Fang, uWu have xDD you ^w^ ent'wed x3 the uWu action? ->_< FANG. ^.^ It >_> is ent'red. -HOSTESS. :3 Whewe's x3 youw x3 yeoman? ^-^ Is't :3 a ÚwÚ wusty x3 yeoman? Will xDD 'a stand -ÚwÚ to't? ->_< FANG. Siwwah, where's Snare? -HOSTESS. x3 O Wowd, :3 ay! ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ;;w;; Snyawe. ->w< SNyAWE. Here, hewe. ->_< FANG. Snyawe, ^.^ we ^w^ must ;;w;; awwest Sir John >w< Fawstaff. -HOSTESS. Yea, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew OwO Snyawe; UwU I uWu have ^w^ ent'wed ^.^ him ÚwÚ and all. ->w< SNyAWE. ^.^ It OwO may chance >_> cost x3 some of UwU ouw lives, fow ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU stab. -HOSTESS. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! OwO take :3 heed of him; ^.^ he stabb'd ;;w;; me uWu in >_< minye UwU own -house, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU most beastwy. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, xDD 'a ÚwÚ cawes nyot >_> what -^-^ mischief ^.^ he >w< does, >_> if :33 his :33 weapon be out; ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ foin ^.^ wike xDD any ->_< deviw; ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ spawe :3 nyeithew ^w^ man, ^w^ woman, nor :33 chiwd. ->_< FANG. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can ^-^ cwose with :3 him, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow :33 his >_< thwust. -HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, nor UwU I UwU nyeithew; I'll be uWu at x3 youw :33 ewbow. ->_< FANG. ^-^ An UwU I >_> but >_< fist ^.^ him once; >w< an xDD 'a come >_> but within x3 my vice! -HOSTESS. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ undonye ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; going; UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu he's >w< an -infinitive ^.^ thing ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< scowe. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Fang, howd ^.^ him >_> suwe. -^-^ Good >_< Mastew Snyawe, wet ^.^ him nyot scape. >_> 'A x3 comes continyuantwy to -uWu Pie-cownyew- OwO saving x3 youw :33 manhoods- to UwU buy :3 a ^w^ saddwe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is -x3 indited to dinner to x3 the uWu Wubbew's Head uWu in ;;w;; Wumbewt x3 Stweet, to ->_< Mastew ^-^ Smooth's x3 the >_> siwkman. UwU I pray UwU you, xDD since x3 my UwU exion >_> is -ent'wed, ÚwÚ and x3 my case UwU so OwO openwy ÚwÚ knyown to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, wet ^.^ him be -^.^ bwought uWu in to :33 his answer. ^-^ A :3 hundwed mark >_> is :3 a ^-^ wong one fow :3 a poor -^-^ wonye OwO woman to bear; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye; ÚwÚ and -uWu have :33 been :33 fubb'd ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and :33 fubb'd ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and :33 fubb'd ^w^ off, from ÚwÚ this -day to :3 that ^-^ day, :3 that >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ shame to be xDD thought :3 on. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo -honesty uWu in xDD such dealing; ^w^ unwess :3 a OwO woman >_> shouwd be UwU made >w< an >w< ass ÚwÚ and -:3 a ^.^ beast, to UwU beaw every knave's wrong. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF, PAGE, ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu awwant malmsey-nose ^-^ knyave, xDD Bawdowph, -with ^.^ him. Do x3 youw ;;w;; offices, UwU do x3 youw ;;w;; offices, >_< Mastew uWu Fang ÚwÚ and ->_< Mastew OwO Snyawe; UwU do uWu me, UwU do uWu me, UwU do ;;w;; me x3 youw x3 offices. ->_> FAWSTAFF. How >_< nyow! x3 whose mare's dead? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? ->_< FANG. Sir John, UwU I ;;w;; awwest xDD you uWu at x3 the >_> suit of Mistress Quickwy. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Away, >_> vawwets! ^.^ Dwaw, ^.^ Bawdowph. Cut ;;w;; me x3 off x3 the :3 viwwian's ->_> head. Throw x3 the ^-^ quean uWu in x3 the :3 channyew. -HOSTESS. Throw ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; channyew! I'll ^-^ thwow uWu thee uWu in x3 the :3 channyew. -;;w;; Wiwt thou? wiwt thou? xDD thou bastawdwy UwU wogue! ^.^ Muwdew, uWu muwdew! xDD Ah, -xDD thou xDD honyeysuckwe :33 viwwain! wiwt xDD thou OwO kiww >_> God's ^w^ officews ÚwÚ and x3 the -xDD King's? xDD Ah, xDD thou :33 honyey-seed UwU wogue! xDD thou awt :3 a UwU honyey-seed; :3 a -man-queller ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU woman-quewwew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Keep them ^w^ off, ^.^ Bawdowph. ->_< FANG. ^-^ A wescue! :3 a wescue! -HOSTESS. ^-^ Good >_> peopwe, ;;w;; bwing :3 a OwO wescue ow UwU two. ^.^ Thou UwU wot, uWu wot ^w^ thou! -xDD thou UwU wot, uWu wot ta? UwU Do, UwU do, xDD thou UwU wogue! UwU do, xDD thou hemp-seed! -xDD PAGE. :33 Away, xDD you scullion! xDD you x3 wampawwian! xDD you :33 fustiwawian! -I'll tickwe x3 youw >_< catastwophe. - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; men - -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? ^w^ Keep x3 the uWu peace UwU hewe, ho! -HOSTESS. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ÚwÚ good to x3 me. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, stand to x3 me. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. How now, Sir John! x3 what, OwO awe xDD you brawling hewe? -^-^ Doth ÚwÚ this :33 become x3 youw pwace, x3 youw time, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; businyess? ->_> You >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been weww on x3 youw uWu way to x3 Yowk. -;;w;; Stand from :3 him, fellow; ^-^ whewefowe x3 hang'st xDD thou ;;w;; upon him? -HOSTESS. x3 O OwO My UwU most worshipful uWu wowd, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a -poor ^.^ widow of Eastcheap, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is awwested uWu at x3 my OwO suit. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. For >_> what ÚwÚ sum? -HOSTESS. ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ mowe than fow some, x3 my wowd; >w< it >_> is fow ;;w;; aww- aww UwU I -:3 have. >w< He hath eaten ;;w;; me x3 out of ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ home; ^.^ he hath put aww x3 my -ÚwÚ substance x3 into :3 that :33 fat bewwy of ÚwÚ his. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 some of >w< it -x3 out OwO again, ow UwU I xDD wiww uWu wide uWu thee :3 a :33 nyights ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; mawe. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^.^ wike to uWu wide x3 the mare, >_> if UwU I uWu have xDD any -;;w;; vantage of x3 gwound to get :33 up. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. How x3 comes uWu this, Sir ^w^ John? uWu Fie! >_> What x3 man of ÚwÚ good -xDD tempew ^.^ wouwd OwO enduwe ÚwÚ this UwU tempest of ÚwÚ excwamation? ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot -OwO ashamed to enforce :3 a poor ^.^ widow to UwU so OwO wough :3 a course to come ^.^ by -her >w< own? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What >_> is x3 the gwoss >w< sum :3 that UwU I >_> owe thee? -HOSTESS. OwO Mawwy, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and x3 the monyey -UwU too. ^.^ Thou :33 didst >_< sweaw to ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon :3 a pawcew-giwt :3 gobwet, :3 sitting uWu in -x3 my Dowphin chamber, uWu at x3 the ;;w;; wound ^-^ tabwe, ^.^ by :3 a >_> sea-coaw ^w^ fiwe, ;;w;; upon ->w< Wednyesday uWu in ÚwÚ Wheeson ;;w;; week, when x3 the Prince broke >w< thy >_> head fow -UwU wiking :33 his >w< fathew to singing-man of Windsow- xDD thou :33 didst >_< sweaw to -;;w;; me >w< then, >_< as UwU I UwU was washing >w< thy ^-^ wound, to marry ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; me x3 my -uWu wady >w< thy x3 wife. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou UwU deny :33 it? Did nyot OwO goodwife >_> Keech, x3 the -^w^ butchew's :3 wife, come uWu in xDD then ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me ^.^ gossip Quickwy? OwO Coming -uWu in to :3 bowwow :3 a UwU mess of OwO vinyegaw, :3 tewwing >_> us ^.^ she xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ dish of -OwO pwawns, wheweby xDD thou :33 didst ^.^ desiwe to eat some, wheweby UwU I told -uWu thee ;;w;; they :3 wewe :33 iww fow green wound? xDD And :33 didst xDD thou >_> nyot, when ^.^ she -UwU was >_> gonye down staiws, ^.^ desiwe ;;w;; me to be nyo ^.^ mowe UwU so :3 famiwiawity with -xDD such poor >_> peopwe, :3 saying :3 that ere ^-^ wong ;;w;; they >_> shouwd caww ;;w;; me :33 madam? -xDD And :33 didst xDD thou nyot :3 kiss uWu me, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me :3 fetch x3 the ;;w;; thiwty -OwO shiwwings? UwU I put uWu thee nyow to >w< thy uWu book-oath. >w< Deny :33 it, >_> if xDD thou ->_> canst. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a poor ^-^ mad x3 souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; says x3 up ÚwÚ and -down x3 the :33 town :3 that her eldest >_< son >_> is ^.^ wike OwO you. :33 She hath :33 been uWu in -ÚwÚ good case, x3 and, x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; is, uWu puvwty hath distracted her. OwO But -fow these >_< foowish OwO officews, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU I OwO may uWu have xDD wedwess -OwO against OwO them. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, Sir John, UwU I ^w^ am weww >_> acquainted with x3 youw -^w^ mannyew of ^.^ wwenching x3 the true cause x3 the UwU fawse >_> way. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 a -xDD confident >_> bwow, nor x3 the :33 thwong of wowds :3 that come with xDD such ^.^ mowe -than ^w^ impudent saucinyess from UwU you, ^.^ can thwust ;;w;; me from :3 a ^w^ wevew -UwU considewation. >_> You have, >_< as >w< it >_> appeaws to uWu me, ÚwÚ pwactis'd ;;w;; upon x3 the -^w^ easy yiewding ^w^ spiwit of ÚwÚ this ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and UwU made her serve x3 youw x3 uses -both uWu in >_< puwse ÚwÚ and uWu in person. -HOSTESS. Yea, uWu in truth, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, peace. xDD Pay her x3 the >_> debt xDD you >_> owe hew, ÚwÚ and -unpay x3 the xDD viwwainy xDD you uWu have donye with >w< hew; x3 the one xDD you OwO may UwU do -with sterling monyey, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew with :3 cuwwent repentance. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ undewgo ÚwÚ this sneap ^-^ without wepwy. >_> You -caww ^.^ honyouwabwe boldness ^w^ impudent :3 saucinyess; >_> if :3 a x3 man xDD wiww >_< make -:3 cuwtsy ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ viwtuous. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my humble ->_> duty rememb'red, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be x3 youw >w< suitow. UwU I >_> say to xDD you UwU I UwU do -^.^ desiwe dewivewance from these OwO officews, ^.^ being ;;w;; upon >_> hasty ->w< empwoyment uWu in x3 the >_< King's x3 affaiws. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You speak >_< as xDD having powew to UwU do >_> wwong; >_> but answew uWu in -x3 th' ^w^ effect of x3 youw weputation, ÚwÚ and satisfy x3 the poor uWu woman. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Come hithew, hostess. - -Entew >_< GOWEW - -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew ^w^ Gowew, >_> what nyews? -GOWEW. uWu The OwO King, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Hawwy Prince of >_> Wawes -^w^ Awe nyeaw uWu at >w< hand. uWu The xDD west x3 the paper tells. xDD [Gives :3 a >_> wettew] ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentleman! -HOSTESS. Faith, xDD you uWu said UwU so befowe. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentleman! ^.^ Come, nyo ^.^ mowe wowds of :3 it. -HOSTESS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy x3 gwound UwU I ;;w;; twead ;;w;; on, UwU I ^w^ must be >_> fain to ^.^ pawn -both x3 my pwate ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; tapestwy of x3 my ;;w;; dinying-chambews. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Gwasses, :33 gwasses, >_> is x3 the >w< onwy drinking; ÚwÚ and fow >w< thy -walls, :3 a OwO pwetty :3 swight ^-^ dwowwewy, ow x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 the :3 Pwodigaw, ow -x3 the >_< Gewman :3 hunting, uWu in ^.^ watew-wowk, >_> is ^.^ wowth :3 a thousand of these ->_< bed-hangews ÚwÚ and these fly-bitten :33 tapestwies. Let >w< it be ;;w;; ten ^.^ pound, ->_> if xDD thou >_> canst. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe nyot fow >w< thy >_< humouws, there's nyot -:3 a xDD bettew OwO wench uWu in ^w^ Engwand. ^w^ Go, >_< wash >w< thy >w< face, ÚwÚ and dwaw x3 the -OwO action. ^.^ Come, xDD thou ^w^ must nyot be uWu in ÚwÚ this humouw with OwO me; dost nyot -^.^ knyow me? ^.^ Come, come, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >w< wast uWu set on to UwU this. -HOSTESS. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, Sir John, wet >w< it be >_> but ÚwÚ twenty x3 nyobwes; -:33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am loath to ^.^ pawn x3 my ;;w;; pwate, UwU so ^w^ God :3 save uWu me, :33 wa! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let >w< it ^.^ awonye; I'll >_< make othew >_> shift. You'll be :3 a >w< foow -xDD stiww. -HOSTESS. xDD Weww, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have :33 it, ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ pawn x3 my xDD gown. -UwU I UwU hope you'ww come to x3 suppew. you'ww x3 pay ;;w;; me aww :33 togethew? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Will UwU I >_> wive? :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] ^w^ Go, with hew, with >w< hew; ÚwÚ hook -;;w;; on, ÚwÚ hook :3 on. -HOSTESS. Will xDD you uWu have OwO Doww >_< Teawsheet :3 meet xDD you uWu at supper? ->_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ mowe words; >_> wet's uWu have her. -Exeunt ;;w;; HOSTESS, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I uWu have heard xDD bettew ;;w;; nyews. ->_> FAWSTAFF. x3 What's x3 the news, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Whewe uWu way x3 the ^w^ King :3 to-nyight? -GOWEW. At >w< Basingstoke, x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I hope, x3 my uWu wowd, aww's well. >_> What >_> is x3 the news, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. :3 Come aww :33 his forces back? -GOWEW. No; >_< fifteen :3 hundwed xDD foot, five :3 hundwed horse, -^w^ Awe :3 mawch'd x3 up to x3 my Lord of Lancaster, -^w^ Against ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and x3 the Archbishop. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Comes x3 the ^w^ King back from ÚwÚ Wawes, x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 wettews of ;;w;; me presently. -^.^ Come, OwO go :3 awong with uWu me, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Gower. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My ^.^ wowd! -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew ^w^ Gowew, UwU shaww UwU I entweat xDD you with ;;w;; me to dinner? -GOWEW. UwU I ^w^ must wait ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd UwU hewe, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir -OwO John. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. Sir John, xDD you woitew OwO hewe ^w^ too long, ^.^ being xDD you OwO awe to -OwO take ^-^ sowdiews x3 up uWu in counties >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ go. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Will xDD you UwU sup with uWu me, >_< Mastew UwU Gowew? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> What >_< foowish >_< mastew ÚwÚ taught xDD you these :3 mannyews, Sir -^w^ John? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew ^w^ Gowew, >_> if ;;w;; they :33 become ;;w;; me >_> nyot, ^.^ he UwU was :3 a >w< foow :3 that -ÚwÚ taught them x3 me. This >_> is x3 the >w< wight ^.^ fencing gwace, x3 my wowd; tap fow -UwU tap, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ pawt >_< faiw. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >_> Nyow, x3 the Lord >_> wighten uWu thee! ^.^ Thou awt :3 a great xDD foow. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Wondon. ÚwÚ Anyothew :3 stweet - -Entew PWINCE OwO HENWY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ POINS - ->w< PWINCE. ^.^ Befowe :33 God, UwU I ^w^ am :33 exceeding weawy. ->w< POINS. ^-^ Is't come to ^-^ that? UwU I xDD had xDD thought weariness x3 duwst nyot uWu have ->_< attach'd one of UwU so xDD high blood. ->w< PWINCE. Faith, >w< it does OwO me; ^w^ though >w< it >w< discowouws x3 the >_< compwexion of -x3 my :33 gweatnyess to :3 acknyowwedge :3 it. ^-^ Doth >w< it nyot x3 show uWu viwewy uWu in ;;w;; me to -^.^ desiwe UwU smaww >_> beew? ->w< POINS. Why, :3 a >_> pwince >_> shouwd nyot be UwU so >_< woosewy xDD studied >_< as to -remember UwU so xDD weak :3 a composition. ->w< PWINCE. ÚwÚ Bewike xDD then x3 my xDD appetite UwU was ÚwÚ nyot-pwincewy xDD got; for, ^.^ by x3 my -troth, UwU I UwU do nyow remember x3 the poor x3 cweatuwe, UwU smaww beew. OwO But -ÚwÚ indeed these humble ;;w;; considewations >_< make ;;w;; me x3 out of wuv with x3 my -gweatnyess. >_> What :3 a xDD disgwace >_> is >w< it to ;;w;; me to remember >w< thy :33 nyame, ow -to ^.^ knyow >w< thy OwO face ^.^ to-mowwow, ow to OwO take ^-^ nyote >w< how UwU many :33 paiw of OwO siwk -;;w;; stockings xDD thou ^-^ hast- xDD viz., OwO these, ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that :3 wewe >w< thy ->_< peach-cowouw'd ;;w;; onyes- ow to UwU beaw x3 the >_< inventowy of >w< thy shirts- as, -one fow superfluity, ÚwÚ and anyothew fow ÚwÚ use! OwO But :3 that x3 the -^.^ tennyis-couwt-keepew xDD knyows xDD bettew than x3 I; fow >w< it >_> is :3 a wow ebb of -linen with uWu thee when xDD thou x3 keepest nyot racket uWu thewe; >_< as xDD thou x3 hast -nyot donye :3 a great while, uWu because x3 the xDD west of >w< thy wow countwies -uWu have UwU made :3 a OwO shift to eat x3 up >w< thy howwand. xDD And ^w^ God xDD knyows >w< whethew -UwU those :3 that UwU baww x3 out of x3 the ruins of >w< thy linen UwU shaww x3 inhewit :33 his ->_< kingdom; >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ midwives >_> say x3 the x3 chiwdwen OwO awe nyot uWu in x3 the fauwt; -whereupon x3 the wowwd ^.^ incweases, ÚwÚ and kindreds OwO awe >w< mightiwy -strengthened. ->w< POINS. How :33 iww >w< it fowwows, ÚwÚ aftew xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ wabouwed UwU so hawd, xDD you ->_> shouwd tawk UwU so idly! Teww uWu me, >w< how UwU many ÚwÚ good xDD young pwinces ^.^ wouwd -UwU do >_> so, uWu theiw uWu fathews ^.^ being UwU so >w< sick >_< as >_> youws uWu at ÚwÚ this time :33 is? ->w< PWINCE. Shall UwU I tell uWu thee one ÚwÚ thing, Poins? ->w< POINS. Yes, xDD faith; ÚwÚ and wet >w< it be >w< an :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good >_> thing. ->w< PWINCE. ^.^ It UwU shaww serve ^-^ among :33 wits of nyo :3 highew xDD bweeding than ÚwÚ thinye. ->w< POINS. Go >w< to; UwU I stand x3 the :3 push of x3 youw one ^.^ thing :3 that xDD you xDD wiww -tell. ->w< PWINCE. OwO Mawwy, UwU I tell uWu thee >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd be :3 sad, nyow -x3 my >w< fathew >_> is xDD sick; OwO awbeit UwU I couwd tell to ;;w;; thee- >_< as to one >w< it -x3 pweases uWu me, fow ;;w;; fauwt of :3 a better, to caww x3 my >_< fwiend- UwU I couwd be ->_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> sad ÚwÚ indeed UwU too. ->w< POINS. Very hardly ;;w;; upon xDD such :3 a xDD subject. ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, xDD thou >_> thinkest ;;w;; me >_< as uWu faw uWu in x3 the >_> deviw's ^w^ book ->_< as xDD thou ÚwÚ and Falstaff fow obduracy ÚwÚ and persistency: wet x3 the >w< end ->_> twy x3 the man. OwO But UwU I tell uWu thee x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ bweeds >w< inwawdwy :3 that x3 my ->w< fathew >_> is UwU so xDD sick; ÚwÚ and ^w^ keeping xDD such ^-^ viwe >_< company >_< as xDD thou awt hath -uWu in reason :33 taken from ;;w;; me aww ^.^ ostentation of ;;w;; sowwow. ->w< POINS. uWu The uWu weason? ->w< PWINCE. >_> What wouldst xDD thou think of ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ weep? ->w< POINS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd think uWu thee :3 a UwU most princely ÚwÚ hypocwite. ->w< PWINCE. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be every :33 man's thought; ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt :3 a blessed -fewwow to think >_< as every x3 man thinks. xDD Nyevew :3 a :33 man's xDD thought uWu in x3 the -wowwd keeps x3 the ÚwÚ woad-way xDD bettew than ÚwÚ thinye. Evewy x3 man ^.^ wouwd think -;;w;; me >w< an hypocrite indeed. xDD And >_> what >_> accites x3 youw UwU most worshipful -xDD thought to think so? ->w< POINS. Why, uWu because xDD you uWu have :33 been UwU so x3 wewd ÚwÚ and UwU so much engraffed to ->w< Fawstaff. ->w< PWINCE. xDD And to thee. ->w< POINS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, UwU I ^w^ am weww ^-^ spoke xDD on; UwU I ^.^ can hear >w< it with >_< minye -UwU own ears. uWu The worst :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> say of ;;w;; me >_> is :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :3 a second -ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I ^w^ am :3 a OwO pwopew fewwow of x3 my hands; ÚwÚ and UwU those >w< two -:3 things, UwU I >_> confess, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; hewp. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, OwO hewe x3 comes -^.^ Bawdowph. - -Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE - ->w< PWINCE. xDD And x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 that UwU I uWu gave >w< Fawstaff. >_> 'A xDD had ^.^ him from ;;w;; me -xDD Chwistian; ÚwÚ and wook >_> if x3 the :33 fat viwwain uWu have nyot ^.^ twansfowm'd ^.^ him -x3 ape. -BARDOLPH. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Grace! ->w< PWINCE. xDD And >_< youws, UwU most x3 nyobwe Bawdowph! ->w< POINS. ^.^ Come, xDD you virtuous ass, xDD you ^-^ bashfuw x3 foow, ^w^ must xDD you be -^-^ bwushing? ÚwÚ Whewefowe bwush xDD you ^.^ nyow? >_> What :3 a maidenly man-at-arms -OwO awe xDD you ^w^ become! ^-^ Is't xDD such :3 a ;;w;; mattew to get :3 a pottle-pot's -maidenhead? -xDD PAGE. >_> 'A ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me ^w^ e'en now, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ thwough :3 a red >_< wattice, ÚwÚ and UwU I -couwd discewn nyo ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his OwO face from x3 the :3 window. At >w< wast UwU I -ÚwÚ spied :33 his eyes; ÚwÚ and >_> methought ^.^ he xDD had UwU made >w< two holes uWu in x3 the -xDD awewife's x3 nyew ÚwÚ petticoat, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_< peep'd thwough. ->w< PWINCE. x3 Has nyot x3 the ;;w;; boy profited? -BARDOLPH. :33 Away, xDD you UwU whoweson ^w^ upwight :3 wabbit, away! -xDD PAGE. :33 Away, xDD you rascally Awthaea's x3 dweam, away! ->w< PWINCE. Instruct us, ^.^ boy; >_> what x3 dweam, boy? -xDD PAGE. OwO Mawwy, x3 my uWu wowd, Althaea dweamt ^.^ she UwU was ^-^ dewivewed of :3 a -xDD fiwebwand; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I caww ^.^ him her UwU dweam. ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ A UwU cwown's ^.^ wowth of ÚwÚ good xDD intewpwetation. >_> Thewe x3 'tis, uWu boy. ->_> [Giving :3 a :33 cwown] ->w< POINS. x3 O :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 bwossom couwd be :33 kept from cankers! -xDD Weww, there >_> is x3 sixpence to pwesewve thee. -BARDOLPH. ^-^ An xDD you UwU do nyot >_< make ^.^ him be :33 hang'd ^-^ among UwU you, x3 the >_< gawwows -UwU shaww uWu have wrong. ->w< PWINCE. xDD And >w< how xDD doth >w< thy ^.^ mastew, Bawdowph? -BARDOLPH. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. >w< He heard of x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's xDD coming to xDD town. ->_> Thewe's :3 a >_> wettew fow OwO you. ->w< POINS. >_> Dewivew'd with ÚwÚ good wespect. xDD And >w< how xDD doth x3 the :3 mawtwemas, -x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? -BARDOLPH. ^w^ In OwO bodiwy :33 heawth, sir. ->w< POINS. OwO Mawwy, x3 the :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ pawt >_< nyeeds :3 a >_< physician; >_> but :3 that moves -nyot ^.^ him. ;;w;; Though :3 that be :33 sick, >w< it dies not. ->w< PWINCE. UwU I UwU do UwU awwow ÚwÚ this weww to be >_< as ^.^ famiwiaw with ;;w;; me >_< as x3 my xDD dog; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds :33 his pwace, fow wook xDD you >w< how ^.^ he ^w^ wwites. ->w< POINS. [Weads] ^w^ 'John :33 Fawstaff, OwO knyight'- Evewy x3 man ^w^ must ^.^ knyow :3 that ->_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as ^.^ he >_> has ;;w;; occasion to xDD nyame himsewf, even ^.^ wike UwU those :3 that -OwO awe ^-^ kin to x3 the uWu King; fow ;;w;; they >_< nyevew uWu pwick uWu theiw finger >_> but ;;w;; they ->_> say 'There's x3 some of x3 the >_< King's :3 bwood :33 spiwt.' ^.^ 'How x3 comes ^w^ that?' -;;w;; says ^.^ he :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; upon ^.^ him nyot to x3 conceive. uWu The answew >_> is >_< as -ready >_< as :3 a borrower's cap: ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am x3 the >_< King's poor OwO cousin, xDD siw.' ->w< PWINCE. Nyay, ;;w;; they xDD wiww be ^-^ kin to us, ow ;;w;; they xDD wiww :3 fetch >w< it from -OwO Japhet. OwO But x3 the uWu wettew: [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Siw John :33 Fawstaff, UwU knyight, to -x3 the >_< son of x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ nyeawest :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ Hawwy Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, -;;w;; gweeting.' ->w< POINS. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a cewtificate. ->w< PWINCE. ;;w;; Peace! [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I xDD wiww ^.^ imitate x3 the ^.^ honyouwabwe Romans uWu in -:33 bwevity.'- ->w< POINS. >w< He >_< suwe means ^-^ bwevity uWu in :33 bweath, ^.^ showt-winded. ->w< PWINCE. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU I -OwO weave thee. ^w^ Be nyot ^w^ too ^.^ famiwiaw with ;;w;; Poins; fow ^.^ he misuses >w< thy -;;w;; favouws UwU so much :3 that ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws xDD thou awt to marry :33 his :3 sistew ^.^ Nyeww. -uWu Wepent uWu at idle times >_< as xDD thou ^-^ mayst, ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. -Thinye, ^.^ by >w< yea ÚwÚ and xDD nyo- which >_> is >_< as much >_< as to >_> say >_< as -xDD thou OwO usest uWu him- JACK FALSTAFF with x3 my familiars, ->_< JOHN with x3 my bwothews ÚwÚ and sistews, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN with -aww Europe.' ->w< POINS. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ this >_> wettew uWu in ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him eat :3 it. ->w< PWINCE. >w< That's to >_< make ^.^ him eat ÚwÚ twenty of :33 his ÚwÚ wowds. OwO But UwU do xDD you use -;;w;; me thus, ^-^ Nyed? :3 Must UwU I marry x3 youw ^-^ sistew? ->w< POINS. ^w^ God >_> send x3 the OwO wench nyo xDD wowse fortune! OwO But UwU I >_< nyevew uWu said :3 so. ->w< PWINCE. xDD Weww, OwO thus ^.^ we :33 pway x3 the foows with x3 the time, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; spiwits -of x3 the uWu wise sit uWu in x3 the :33 cwouds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock >_> us. Is x3 youw >_< mastew OwO hewe uWu in ->_< Wondon? -BARDOLPH. Yea, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< PWINCE. Whewe UwU sups uWu he? ^-^ Doth x3 the ;;w;; owd boar >w< feed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; owd >_< fwank? -BARDOLPH. At x3 the ;;w;; owd pwace, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in ^w^ Eastcheap. ->w< PWINCE. >_> What :3 company? -xDD PAGE. >w< Ephesians, x3 my uWu wowd, of x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 chuwch. ->w< PWINCE. Sup xDD any x3 women with him? -xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Nyonye, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but ;;w;; owd Mistress ;;w;; Quickwy ÚwÚ and Mistress OwO Doww -Tearsheet. ->w< PWINCE. >_> What :33 pagan OwO may :3 that :3 be? -xDD PAGE. ^-^ A OwO pwopew gentwewoman, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 kinswoman of x3 my mastew's. ->w< PWINCE. Even xDD such ^-^ kin >_< as x3 the x3 pawish heifews OwO awe to x3 the :33 town x3 buww. -Shall ^.^ we ^.^ steaw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, >_> Nyed, uWu at supper? ->w< POINS. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw xDD shadow, x3 my wowd; I'll ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. ->w< PWINCE. Siwwah, xDD you ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and xDD Bawdowph, nyo ;;w;; wowd to x3 youw >_< mastew :3 that -UwU I ^w^ am yet come to xDD town. >_> Thewe's fow x3 youw x3 siwence. -BARDOLPH. UwU I uWu have nyo ;;w;; tongue, sir. -xDD PAGE. xDD And fow >_> minye, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww >_< guvwn :3 it. ->w< PWINCE. >w< Fawe xDD you well; ÚwÚ go. Exeunt ^.^ BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE -This OwO Doww >_< Teawsheet >_> shouwd be x3 some uWu woad. ->w< POINS. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >_< as ^w^ common >_< as x3 the uWu way ^-^ between Saint Awbans ÚwÚ and -OwO Wondon. ->w< PWINCE. How ^w^ might ^.^ we >_> see Falstaff bestow >_< himsewf ^.^ to-nyight uWu in :33 his -true cowouws, ÚwÚ and nyot ouwsewves be >w< seen? ->w< POINS. >_> Put on >w< two weathewn jerkins ÚwÚ and ^.^ apwons, ÚwÚ and wait ;;w;; upon ^.^ him uWu at -:33 his tabwe >_< as ^w^ dwawews. ->w< PWINCE. Fwom :3 a god to :3 a >_< buww? ^-^ A x3 heavy xDD descension! ^.^ It UwU was Juv's -:3 case. Fwom :3 a >_> pwince to :3 a pwentice? ^-^ A wow ;;w;; twansfowmation! :33 That -UwU shaww be minye; fow uWu in evewything x3 the OwO puwpose ^w^ must >w< weigh with x3 the -^w^ fowwy. Follow uWu me, Nyed. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^.^ Wawkwowth. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ castwe - -Entew OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, :3 WADY OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and :3 WADY uWu PEWCY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, >w< woving :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe ^w^ daughtew, -Give even uWu way >w< unto x3 my OwO wough affaiws; ->_> Put nyot xDD you on x3 the >w< visage of x3 the times -xDD And be, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ them, to ^-^ Pewcy troublesome. -:3 WADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU I uWu have UwU given UwU uvw, UwU I xDD wiww speak nyo more. -Do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww; x3 youw ^.^ wisdom be x3 youw x3 guide. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 sweet :3 wife, x3 my honour >_> is uWu at xDD pawn; -xDD And >_> but x3 my x3 going >_< nyothing ^.^ can xDD wedeem :3 it. -:3 WADY ^-^ PEWCY. >_< O, ^w^ yet, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, OwO go nyot to these x3 waws! -uWu The time UwU was, ÚwÚ fathew, :3 that xDD you broke x3 youw word, -x3 When xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ mowe UwU endeaw'd to >w< it than >_< nyow; -x3 When x3 youw UwU own >w< Pewcy, when x3 my heart's uWu deaw ^w^ Hawwy, -UwU Thwew UwU many :3 a nyowthwawd wook to >_> see :33 his >w< fathew -Bring x3 up :33 his powews; >_> but ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ wong uWu in OwO vain. -Who xDD then >w< pewsuaded xDD you to xDD stay uWu at ^w^ home? ->_> Thewe :3 wewe >w< two honyouws :3 wost, >_> youws ÚwÚ and x3 youw son's. -For >_< youws, x3 the ^w^ God of heaven ^.^ bwighten :3 it! -For his, >w< it ^.^ stuck ;;w;; upon ^.^ him >_< as x3 the sun -^w^ In x3 the ^w^ gwey >_< vauwt of xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 his >w< wight -Did aww x3 the xDD chivawwy of England move -;;w;; To UwU do >_< bwave uWu acts. >w< He UwU was ÚwÚ indeed x3 the gwass -^-^ Whewein x3 the x3 nyobwe :33 youth uWu did :3 dwess x3 themsewves. ->w< He xDD had nyo UwU wegs :3 that ÚwÚ pwactis'd nyot :33 his gait; -xDD And speaking thick, which ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU made :33 his ÚwÚ bwemish, -^w^ Became x3 the ;;w;; accents of x3 the valiant; -For UwU those who couwd speak wow ÚwÚ and :3 tawdiwy -Wouwd turn uWu theiw UwU own pewfection to abuse -;;w;; To xDD seem ^.^ wike :33 him: UwU so :3 that uWu in ;;w;; speech, uWu in gait, -^w^ In ;;w;; diet, uWu in affections of OwO dewight, -^w^ In x3 miwitawy rules, humours of bwood, ->w< He UwU was x3 the mark ÚwÚ and gwass, copy ÚwÚ and ^-^ book, -:33 That uWu fashion'd ÚwÚ othews. xDD And uWu him- x3 O wondwous x3 him! -x3 O :33 miwacwe of ÚwÚ men!- ^.^ him uWu did xDD you weave- -^w^ Second to nyonye, x3 unseconded ^.^ by :3 you- -;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ hideous god of >w< waw -^w^ In >w< disadvantage, to abide :3 a field -Whewe >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the >_> sound of Hotspur's xDD nyame -Did xDD seem defensible. ^w^ So xDD you left ^.^ him. -Nyevew, x3 O ;;w;; nyevew, UwU do :33 his xDD ghost x3 the wrong -;;w;; To howd x3 youw honour ^.^ mowe OwO pwecise ÚwÚ and UwU nyice -With ;;w;; othews than with x3 him! Let them >_< awonye. -uWu The UwU Mawshaw ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU Awchbishop OwO awe strong. -xDD Had x3 my x3 sweet ÚwÚ Hawwy xDD had >_> but half uWu theiw OwO nyumbews, -OwO To-day ^w^ might I, >_< hanging on Hotspur's neck, -:3 Have ^w^ tawk'd of Monmouth's x3 gwave. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Beshrew x3 youw uWu heawt, -Faiw ^w^ daughtew, xDD you UwU do dwaw x3 my ;;w;; spiwits from ;;w;; me -With x3 nyew lamenting UwU ancient UwU uvwsights. -OwO But UwU I ^w^ must OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 meet with danger thewe, -:33 Ow >w< it xDD wiww >_> seek ;;w;; me uWu in anyothew pwace, -xDD And find ;;w;; me xDD wowse pwovided. -:3 WADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< O, fwy to :3 Scotwand -Tiww :3 that x3 the nyobwes ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 awmed >w< commons -:3 Have of uWu theiw puissance UwU made :3 a xDD wittwe taste. -:3 WADY ^-^ PEWCY. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they get x3 gwound ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vantage of x3 the OwO King, -UwU Then ^w^ join xDD you with ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 wib of >w< steew, -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ stwength stwongew; but, fow aww UwU ouw wuvs, -First wet them >_> twy x3 themsewves. ^w^ So uWu did x3 youw son; ->w< He UwU was UwU so suff'red; UwU so ^-^ came UwU I :3 a widow; -xDD And >_< nyevew UwU shaww uWu have :33 wength of >w< wife enough -;;w;; To xDD wain ;;w;; upon wemembwance with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -:33 That >w< it OwO may gwow ÚwÚ and UwU spwout >_< as xDD high >_< as ^.^ heaven, -For uWu wecowdation to x3 my x3 nyobwe husband. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Come, come, OwO go uWu in with x3 me. 'Tis with x3 my ^-^ mind -;;w;; As with x3 the >_< tide UwU sweww'd x3 up >w< unto :33 his xDD height, -:33 That x3 makes :3 a stiww-stand, wunnying :3 nyeithew >_> way. -Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I OwO go to :3 meet x3 the Awchbishop, -OwO But UwU many thousand weasons howd ;;w;; me back. -UwU I xDD wiww wesowve fow Scotland. >_> Thewe ^w^ am I, -Tiww time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vantage ^w^ cwave x3 my UwU company. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Wondon. uWu The Boar's Head >w< Tavewn uWu in xDD Eastcheap - -Entew FRANCIS ÚwÚ and anyothew :33 DWAWEW - -FRANCIS. >_> What x3 the ^.^ deviw x3 hast xDD thou ^.^ bwought there-apple-johns? ^.^ Thou -knowest Sir John ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe >w< an apple-john. -^w^ SECOND >_< DWAWEW. Mass, xDD thou say'st true. uWu The Prince >_> once uWu set :3 a ^w^ dish -of ^w^ appwe-johns >w< befowe :3 him, ÚwÚ and told ^.^ him there :3 wewe five ^.^ mowe Sir -xDD Johns; x3 and, ^.^ putting x3 off :33 his hat, uWu said ÚwÚ 'I xDD wiww nyow OwO take x3 my OwO weave -of these six ^.^ dwy, ^-^ wound, :3 owd, :3 withewed knights.' ^.^ It ang'red ^.^ him -to x3 the heawt; >_> but ^.^ he hath fowgot x3 that. -FRANCIS. Why, >w< then, UwU cuvw ÚwÚ and uWu set them down; ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst -find x3 out Snyeak's noise; Mistress >_< Teawsheet ^.^ wouwd >_> fain hear x3 some ->_> music. - -Entew thiwd :33 DWAWEW - -^w^ THIWD >_< DWAWEW. ^w^ Dispatch! uWu The >_> woom :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> supp'd >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ hot; -they'ww come uWu in stwaight. -FRANCIS. Siwwah, OwO hewe xDD wiww be x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew ^-^ Poins anon; ÚwÚ and -;;w;; they xDD wiww put on >w< two of UwU ouw jerkins ÚwÚ and >_< apwons; ÚwÚ and Sir John ^w^ must -nyot ^.^ knyow of :3 it. Bardolph hath ^.^ bwought OwO wowd. -^w^ THIWD >_< DWAWEW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, OwO hewe xDD wiww be ;;w;; owd ^.^ uds; >w< it xDD wiww be >w< an -:3 excewwent >_> stwatagem. -^w^ SECOND >_< DWAWEW. I'll >_> see >_> if UwU I ^.^ can find x3 out Sneak. -Exeunt second ÚwÚ and thiwd ^-^ DWAWEWS - -Entew >_< HOSTESS ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET - -HOSTESS. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ^w^ sweetheawt, uWu methinks nyow xDD you OwO awe uWu in >w< an :3 excewwent -ÚwÚ good ^.^ tempewawity. uWu Youw >_> puwsidge ÚwÚ beats >_< as xDD extwaowdinyawiwy >_< as >_< heawt -^.^ wouwd desire; ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 cowouw, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >_> is >_< as red >_< as xDD any -rose, uWu in ÚwÚ good truth, :33 wa! But, :33 i' ^w^ faith, xDD you uWu have UwU dwunk ^w^ too much -UwU canyawies; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's :3 a marvellous searching wine, ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu pewfumes -x3 the :3 bwood ere one ^.^ can >_> say x3 'What's >_< this?' How UwU do xDD you ^.^ nyow? -DOLL. uWu Bettew than UwU I ^.^ was- UwU hem. -HOSTESS. Why, ^w^ that's weww ÚwÚ said; :3 a ÚwÚ good heart's ^.^ wowth ;;w;; gowd. -Lo, OwO hewe x3 comes Sir OwO John. - -Entew FALSTAFF - ->_> FAWSTAFF. [Singing] ^-^ 'When Awthuw xDD fiwst uWu in court'- x3 Empty x3 the -jordan. ;;w;; [Exit FRANCIS]- [Singing] uWu 'And UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy >_> king'- How -now, Mistress Doll! -HOSTESS. :3 Sick of :3 a :3 cawm; >w< yea, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So >_> is aww her sect; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they be >_> once uWu in :3 a calm, ;;w;; they OwO awe -;;w;; sick. -DOLL. ^-^ A uWu pox damn UwU you, xDD you >_> muddy rascal! Is :3 that aww x3 the uWu comfowt xDD you -UwU give me? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You >_< make :33 fat wascaws, Mistress Doll. -DOLL. UwU I >_< make >w< them! Gluttony ÚwÚ and ^-^ diseases >_< make ^w^ them: UwU I >_< make them -not. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; If x3 the cook OwO hewp to >_< make x3 the ^.^ gwuttony, xDD you OwO hewp to >_< make -x3 the ^.^ diseases, Doll. We catch of UwU you, Doww, ^.^ we catch of uWu you; gwant -:3 that, x3 my poor virtue, gwant x3 that. -DOLL. Yea, joy, UwU ouw >_> chains ÚwÚ and UwU ouw jewews. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu 'Youw bwooches, ;;w;; peawws, ÚwÚ and ouches.' For to serve bravely ->_> is to come uWu hawting :33 off; xDD you knyow, to come x3 off x3 the ^w^ bweach with :33 his -pike UwU bent bwavewy, ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; suwgewy UwU bwavewy; to venture ;;w;; upon x3 the -:3 chawg'd ^.^ chambews bwavewy- -DOLL. Hang yourself, xDD you >_> muddy congew, ^w^ hang youwsewf! -HOSTESS. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd fashion; xDD you >w< two >_< nyevew :3 meet ->_> but xDD you faww to x3 some discowd. >_> You OwO awe xDD both, :33 i' ÚwÚ good truth, >_< as -^.^ wheumatic >_< as >w< two xDD dwy OwO toasts; xDD you ;;w;; cannyot one UwU beaw with another's -confiwmities. >_> What x3 the ;;w;; good-yeaw! one ^w^ must >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^w^ must be -OwO you. >_> You OwO awe x3 the weaker ^w^ vessew, >_< as >_< as ;;w;; they say, x3 the emptier -vessel. -DOLL. UwU Can :3 a xDD weak :33 empty vessel UwU beaw xDD such :3 a >_> huge full :3 hogs-head? ->_> Thewe's :3 a whole merchant's venture of Bourdeaux ^w^ stuff uWu in him; xDD you -uWu have nyot :3 seen :3 a uWu huwk xDD bettew UwU stuff'd uWu in x3 the hold. ^.^ Come, I'll be -^w^ fwiends with ÚwÚ thee, >w< Jack. ^.^ Thou awt x3 going to x3 the x3 waws; ÚwÚ and >w< whethew -UwU I UwU shaww OwO evew >_> see uWu thee again ow no, there >_> is >w< nyobody cares. - -^.^ We-entew FRANCIS - -FRANCIS. UwU Siw, Ancient uWu Pistow's bewow ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -DOLL. Hang :3 him, :3 swaggewing rascal! Let ^.^ him nyot come hithew; >w< it >_> is -x3 the fouw-mouth'dst ;;w;; wogue uWu in ^w^ Engwand. -HOSTESS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 swaggew, wet ^.^ him nyot come hewe. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my >_< faith! UwU I -^w^ must ^w^ wive ^-^ among x3 my >w< nyeighbouws; I'll nyo OwO swaggewews. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ good -xDD nyame ÚwÚ and fame with x3 the xDD vewy >_> best. ÚwÚ Shut x3 the UwU doow. >_> Thewe x3 comes nyo -ÚwÚ swaggewews ^.^ hewe; UwU I uWu have nyot liv'd aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe to uWu have -:3 swaggewing now. ÚwÚ Shut x3 the door, UwU I pray OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, x3 hostess? -HOSTESS. >_> Pway :3 ye, ^w^ pacify yourself, Sir John; there x3 comes nyo -ÚwÚ swaggewews hewe. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Dost xDD thou UwU heaw? ^.^ It >_> is >_< minye ;;w;; ancient. -HOSTESS. >w< Tiwwy-fawwy, Sir John, ^w^ nye'ew tell OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU ancient -swagg'wew x3 comes nyot uWu in x3 my x3 doows. UwU I UwU was >w< befowe >_< Mastew UwU Tisick, x3 the -debuty, t' othew uWu day; x3 and, >_< as ^.^ he uWu said to me- uWu 'twas nyo longer ^w^ ago -than >w< Wednyesday last, :33 i' ÚwÚ good >_< faith!- x3 'Nyeighbouw ^.^ Quickwy,' ;;w;; says -xDD he- >_< Mastew OwO Dumbe, UwU ouw minister, UwU was ^.^ by ^.^ then- x3 'Nyeighbouw ^.^ Quickwy,' -;;w;; says ^.^ he >_< 'weceive UwU those :3 that OwO awe x3 civiw, for' uWu said ^.^ he >w< 'you OwO awe uWu in ->w< an :33 iww ^w^ nyame.' Now xDD 'a uWu said >_> so, UwU I ^.^ can tell wheweupon. x3 'Fow' ;;w;; says ^.^ he ->w< 'you OwO awe >w< an xDD honyest OwO woman ÚwÚ and weww xDD thought ;;w;; on, >_< thewefowe OwO take :3 heed ->_> what ;;w;; guests xDD you OwO weceive. >_< Weceive' ;;w;; says ^.^ he 'no :3 swaggewing -companyions.' >_> Thewe x3 comes >_< nyonye hewe. >_> You ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; bwess xDD you to hear ->_> what ^.^ he UwU said. :3 Nyo, I'll nyo x3 swagg'wews. ->_> FAWSTAFF. He's nyo ^-^ swagg'wew, ÚwÚ hostess; :3 a >w< tame ^.^ cheatew, :33 i' xDD faith; xDD you -OwO may ^w^ stwoke ^.^ him >_< as gently >_< as :3 a :3 puppy xDD gweyhound. ^-^ He'ww nyot ^.^ swaggew -with :3 a Bawbawy UwU hen, >_> if her feathers turn back uWu in xDD any x3 show of -resistance. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him up, UwU dwawew. -uWu Exit FRANCIS -HOSTESS. OwO Cheatew, caww xDD you him? UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ baw nyo xDD honyest x3 man x3 my house, -nor nyo cheatew; >_> but UwU I UwU do nyot wuv >w< swaggewing, ^.^ by x3 my troth. UwU I ^w^ am -x3 the xDD wowse when one ;;w;; says ;;w;; 'swaggew.' ^w^ Feew, mastews, >w< how UwU I xDD shake; -wook UwU you, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -DOLL. ^w^ So xDD you UwU do, hostess. -HOSTESS. Do >_< I? Yea, uWu in xDD vewy truth, UwU do I, >w< an >w< 'twewe >w< an OwO aspen >_< weaf. UwU I -;;w;; cannyot abide x3 swagg'wews. - -Entew x3 PISTOW, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE - -PISTOL. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, Sir John! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Welcome, Ancient Pistol. Here, ^.^ Pistow, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you with -:3 a >w< cup of >_< sack; UwU do xDD you ;;w;; dischawge ;;w;; upon >_< minye hostess. -PISTOL. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge ;;w;; upon hew, Sir John, with >w< two >w< buwwets. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 She >_> is pistol-proof, siw; xDD you UwU shaww nyot hardly ^-^ offend -her. -HOSTESS. ^.^ Come, I'll ÚwÚ dwink nyo proofs nor nyo >w< buwwets. I'll ÚwÚ dwink nyo -^.^ mowe than xDD wiww UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good, fow nyo :33 man's x3 pweasuwe, ^.^ I. -PISTOL. UwU Then to UwU you, Mistress :33 Dowothy; UwU I xDD wiww :3 chawge OwO you. -DOLL. uWu Chawge me! UwU I ^w^ scown UwU you, ^.^ scuwvy companyion. What! xDD you OwO poow, -base, rascally, ÚwÚ cheating, lack-linen >_> mate! :33 Away, xDD you >_< mouwdy -:33 wogue, away! UwU I ^w^ am :3 meat fow x3 youw master. -PISTOL. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU you, Mistress uWu Dowothy. -DOLL. :33 Away, xDD you UwU cut-puwse rascal! xDD you :33 fiwthy x3 bung, away! ^-^ By ÚwÚ this -wine, I'll thwust x3 my knyife uWu in x3 youw >_< mouwdy ÚwÚ chaps, >w< an xDD you :33 pway x3 the -^w^ saucy >_> cuttwe with x3 me. :33 Away, xDD you >w< bottwe-awe rascal! xDD you -basket-hiwt ÚwÚ stawe uWu juggwew, you! Since xDD when, UwU I pray UwU you, UwU siw? ->_> God's wight, with >w< two x3 points on x3 youw shoulder? Much! -PISTOL. ^w^ God wet ;;w;; me nyot ^w^ wive >_> but UwU I xDD wiww murder x3 youw OwO wuff fow UwU this. ->_> FAWSTAFF. No >_> mowe, :33 Pistow; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you OwO go x3 off hewe. -UwU Dischawge >_> youwsewf of UwU ouw xDD company, Pistol. -HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good uWu Captain :33 Pistow; nyot UwU hewe, x3 sweet :33 captain. -DOLL. ÚwÚ Captain! ^.^ Thou UwU abominyabwe damn'd ^.^ cheatew, awt xDD thou nyot OwO ashamed -to be ^w^ cawwed >_< captain? ^-^ An ^.^ captains :3 wewe of x3 my UwU mind, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd -^w^ twuncheon xDD you ^.^ out, fow :3 taking uWu theiw nyames ;;w;; upon xDD you >w< befowe xDD you -uWu have xDD eawn'd OwO them. >_> You :3 a ÚwÚ captain! xDD you :33 swave, fow UwU what? For teawing -:3 a poor xDD whowe's OwO wuff uWu in :3 a ^w^ bawdy-house? >w< He :3 a ÚwÚ captain! ^w^ hang :3 him, -UwU wogue! >w< He ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon >_< mouwdy UwU stew'd ^-^ pwunyes ÚwÚ and dwied >w< cakes. ^-^ A -ÚwÚ captain! >_> God's wight, these x3 viwwains xDD wiww >_< make x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_< as uWu odious ->_< as x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^-^ 'occupy'; which UwU was >w< an :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd >w< befowe >w< it -UwU was :33 iww sorted. Therefore ^.^ captains xDD had >_< nyeed wook to't. -BARDOLPH. >_> Pway uWu thee OwO go ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; ancient. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Hawk uWu thee hithew, Mistress Doll. -PISTOL. ÚwÚ Nyot >_< I! UwU I tell uWu thee x3 what, ^w^ Cowpowaw xDD Bawdowph, UwU I couwd teaw ->w< hew; I'll be ^w^ weveng'd of her. -xDD PAGE. >_> Pway uWu thee OwO go down. -PISTOL. I'll >_> see her damn'd first; to Pluto's damn'd x3 wake, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this -uWu hand, to x3 th' infewnyaw >w< deep, with Erebus ÚwÚ and >_< towtuwes ^-^ viwe also. -:33 Howd ÚwÚ hook ÚwÚ and xDD winye, >_> say ^.^ I. Down, ;;w;; down, x3 dogs! ;;w;; down, ^.^ faitows! :3 Have -^.^ we nyot Hiren hewe? -HOSTESS. ^-^ Good uWu Captain uWu Peesew, be ^.^ quiet; UwU 'tis xDD vewy late, :33 i' xDD faith; UwU I -^-^ beseek xDD you now, aggravate x3 youw chowew. -PISTOL. ;;w;; These be ÚwÚ good >_< humouws, ^w^ indeed! Shall ^-^ packhowses, -xDD And OwO howwow OwO pampew'd x3 jades of :3 Asia, ->_< Which ;;w;; cannyot OwO go >_> but ;;w;; thiwty miwe :3 a ^-^ day, -UwU Compawe with Caesaws, ÚwÚ and with :3 Cannyibaws, -xDD And ^.^ Twoiant Greeks? Nyay, rather damn them with -^w^ King Cerberus; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the welkin >w< woaw. -Shall ^.^ we faww fouw fow x3 toys? -HOSTESS. ^-^ By x3 my troth, xDD Captain, these OwO awe xDD vewy UwU bittew ÚwÚ wowds. -BARDOLPH. ^w^ Be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ good >_> ancient; ÚwÚ this xDD wiww gwow to :3 a uWu bwaww x3 anyon. -PISTOL. :33 Die ;;w;; men ^.^ wike x3 dogs! Give :3 cwowns ^.^ wike :3 pins! :3 Have ^.^ we nyot Hiren -hewe? -HOSTESS. UwU O' x3 my word, xDD Captain, there's >_< nyonye xDD such hewe. >_> What x3 the -;;w;; good-yeaw! UwU do xDD you think UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU deny OwO hew? For >_> God's ^w^ sake, be -ÚwÚ quiet. -PISTOL. UwU Then >w< feed ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ fat, x3 my >w< faiw Cawipowis. -^.^ Come, OwO give's x3 some :33 sack. -'Si :3 fowtunye ;;w;; me towmente sperato ;;w;; me >_< contento.' -Fear ^.^ we >_< bwoadsides? :3 Nyo, wet x3 the >_< fiend UwU give >_> fiwe. -Give ;;w;; me x3 some >_< sack; x3 and, ^w^ sweetheawt, >_< wie xDD thou :33 thewe. -[Laying down :33 his :3 swowd] -:3 Come ^.^ we to full x3 points UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and OwO awe etceteras :33 nyothings? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Pistow, UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ quiet. -PISTOL. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU knyight, UwU I :3 kiss >w< thy nyeaf. What! ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen x3 the ÚwÚ seven ->w< staws. -DOLL. For >_> God's ÚwÚ sake thwust ^.^ him down >_< staiws; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe xDD such :3 a -xDD fustian ^w^ wascaw. -PISTOL. Thrust ^.^ him down UwU staiws! xDD Knyow ^.^ we nyot >_< Gawwoway nags? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Quoit ^.^ him ;;w;; down, xDD Bawdowph, ^.^ wike :3 a >_< shuv-gwoat shilling. -Nyay, >w< an xDD 'a UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but speak uWu nyothing, xDD 'a UwU shaww be >_< nyothing -hewe. -BARDOLPH. ^.^ Come, get xDD you down stairs. -PISTOL. What! UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu have incision? Shall ^.^ we >_< imbwue? -UwU [Snyatching x3 up :33 his :3 swowd] -UwU Then :33 death OwO wock ;;w;; me ^-^ asweep, abridge x3 my dowefuw :33 days! -Why, >w< then, wet UwU gwievous, >_< ghastwy, :33 gaping wounds -Untwine x3 the Sistews Three! ^.^ Come, >_> Atwopos, UwU I ;;w;; say! -HOSTESS. >_> Hewe's xDD goodwy ^w^ stuff towawd! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Give ;;w;; me x3 my wapiew, uWu boy. -DOLL. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, Jack, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU do nyot OwO dwaw. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Get xDD you down stairs. ->w< [Dwawing ÚwÚ and driving PISTOW out] -HOSTESS. >_> Hewe's :3 a xDD goodwy >_> tumuwt! I'll >w< fowsweaw ^w^ keeping ;;w;; house ^-^ afowe -I'll be uWu in these x3 tiwwits ÚwÚ and frights. :33 So; muwdew, UwU I :33 wawwant now. -ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! put x3 up x3 youw nyaked ^.^ weapons, put x3 up x3 youw nyaked uWu weapons. -Exeunt PISTOW ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH -DOLL. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, Jack, be ^.^ quiet; x3 the ^-^ wascaw's ;;w;; gonye. xDD Ah, xDD you -UwU whoweson xDD wittwe uWu vawiant villain, you! -HOSTESS. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot ÚwÚ huwt :33 i' x3 th' gwoin? :33 Methought xDD 'a UwU made :3 a shrewd -thwust uWu at x3 youw bewwy. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH - ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have xDD you >_> tuwn'd ^.^ him x3 out :3 a xDD doows? -BARDOLPH. Yea, sir. uWu The ^-^ wascaw's drunk. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ huwt :3 him, ^w^ siw, :33 i' -x3 th' shoulder. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A rascal! to >_< bwave me! -DOLL. xDD Ah, xDD you x3 sweet xDD wittwe :33 wogue, you! ÚwÚ Awas, poor >_< ape, >w< how xDD thou -xDD sweat'st! ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me xDD wipe >w< thy ;;w;; face. :3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD you UwU whoweson -chops. xDD Ah, UwU wogue! :33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I wuv thee. ^.^ Thou awt >_< as valorous >_< as ->_> Hectow of Troy, ^.^ wowth five of xDD Agamemnyon, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten times xDD bettew -than x3 the Nine ^-^ Wowthies. xDD Ah, :33 viwwain! ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A rascally x3 swave! UwU I xDD wiww toss x3 the ;;w;; wogue uWu in :3 a blanket. -DOLL. UwU Do, >w< an xDD thou ^w^ daw'st fow >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ An xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, I'll :3 canvass -uWu thee ^-^ between :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; sheets. - -Entew musicians - -xDD PAGE. uWu The uWu music >_> is come, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let them play. ÚwÚ Pway, sirs. xDD Sit on x3 my OwO knyee, :33 Don. ^-^ A wascaw -^.^ bwagging x3 swave! uWu The ;;w;; wogue ^w^ fwed from ;;w;; me ^.^ wike >_> quick-siwvew. -DOLL. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ÚwÚ fowwow'dst ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a :3 chuwch. ^.^ Thou -UwU whoweson xDD wittwe >w< tidy uWu Bawthowomew >w< boaw-pig, when wiwt xDD thou OwO weave -fighting :3 a OwO days ÚwÚ and foining :3 a nyights, ÚwÚ and x3 begin to patch x3 up ^.^ thinye -;;w;; owd >w< body fow UwU heaven? - -OwO Entew, behind, PWINCE OwO HENWY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ POINS disguised >_< as x3 dwawews - ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ good Doll! Do nyot speak ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ death's-head; UwU do -nyot bid ;;w;; me remember >_< minye OwO end. -DOLL. Siwwah, >_> what humouw's x3 the Prince UwU of? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good shallow xDD young UwU fewwow. >_> 'A ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ good -uWu pantwew; xDD 'a ^.^ wouwd UwU ha' uWu chipp'd ^.^ bwead well. -DOLL. ^-^ They >_> say ^-^ Poins >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< wit. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >w< He :3 a ÚwÚ good wit! ^w^ hang :3 him, ÚwÚ baboon! ÚwÚ His uWu wit's >_< as thick >_< as -Tewksbury mustard; there's nyo ^.^ mowe conceit uWu in ^.^ him than >_> is uWu in :3 a -mallet. -DOLL. Why does x3 the Prince wuv ^.^ him >_> so, ^w^ then? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Because uWu theiw UwU wegs OwO awe both of :3 a xDD bignyess, ÚwÚ and xDD 'a plays uWu at -xDD quoits weww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ eats :33 congew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fennyew, ÚwÚ and dwinks x3 off candwes' -uWu ends fow :33 fwap-dwagons, ÚwÚ and :33 wides x3 the >w< wiwd ÚwÚ mawe with x3 the boys, ÚwÚ and ->_> jumps ;;w;; upon >w< join'd-stoows, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweaws with :3 a ÚwÚ good gwace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaws -:33 his ÚwÚ boots xDD vewy ÚwÚ smooth, ^.^ wike >w< unto x3 the xDD sign of x3 the Leg, ÚwÚ and breeds -nyo uWu bate with :3 tewwing of >w< discweet ÚwÚ stowies; ÚwÚ and xDD such othew gambol -faculties xDD 'a has, :3 that x3 show :3 a xDD weak ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and >w< an able ;;w;; body, fow x3 the -which x3 the Prince ^.^ admits ^.^ him. For x3 the Prince >_< himsewf >_> is xDD such -another; x3 the >_> weight of :3 a >_< haiw xDD wiww turn x3 the scawes ^-^ between uWu theiw ->_< avoiwdupois. ->w< PWINCE. Wouwd nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ nyave of :3 a wheew uWu have :33 his OwO eaws :3 cut off? ->w< POINS. :3 Wet's xDD beat ^.^ him >w< befowe :33 his ^-^ whowe. ->w< PWINCE. Wook whe'er x3 the :33 withew'd :33 ewdew hath nyot :33 his poww x3 cwaw'd -^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ pawwot. ->w< POINS. Is >w< it nyot ;;w;; stwange :3 that ^.^ desiwe >_> shouwd UwU so UwU many years outwive -performance? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Kiss uWu me, Doll. ->w< PWINCE. x3 Satuwn ÚwÚ and :3 Venyus ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw uWu in conjunction! >_> What ;;w;; says x3 th' -awmanyac to ^-^ that? ->w< POINS. xDD And wook >w< whethew x3 the fiery >w< Twigon, :33 his ^w^ man, be nyot >_> wisping -to :33 his xDD mastew's ;;w;; owd tabwes, :33 his note-book, :33 his OwO counsew-keepew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou dost UwU give ;;w;; me flattering busses. -DOLL. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I :3 kiss uWu thee with :3 a UwU most ^w^ constant ;;w;; heawt. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am :3 owd, UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ owd. -DOLL. UwU I wuv uWu thee xDD bettew than UwU I wuv ;;w;; e'ew :3 a ^.^ scuwvy xDD young ;;w;; boy of -them all. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What ^w^ stuff wiwt uWu have :3 a >w< kiwtwe UwU of? UwU I UwU shaww receive monyey :3 a -ÚwÚ Thuwsday. >_> Shawt uWu have :3 a cap ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ^-^ A ^.^ mewwy song, x3 come. >_> 'A -gwows late; we'll to :3 bed. :3 Thou't x3 fowget ;;w;; me when UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. -DOLL. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 thou't uWu set ;;w;; me a-weeping, >w< an xDD thou say'st :3 so. -^-^ Pwuv :3 that OwO evew UwU I :3 dwess mysewf handsome >w< tiww >w< thy wetuwn. xDD Weww, -heawken ^-^ a' x3 th' OwO end. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Some sack, Francis. -PWINCE ^w^ & >w< POINS. ;;w;; Anyon, ^-^ anyon, sir. x3 [Advancing] ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Ha! :3 a ^.^ bastawd >_< son of x3 the xDD King's? xDD And awt xDD thou nyot ^-^ Poins -:33 his bwothew? ->w< PWINCE. Why, xDD thou globe of x3 sinfuw :33 continyents, >_> what :3 a >w< wife dost xDD thou -uWu wead! ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ A xDD bettew than thou. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman: xDD thou awt :3 a UwU dwawew. ->w< PWINCE. Very ^-^ twue, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU I come to dwaw xDD you x3 out ^.^ by x3 the ears. -HOSTESS. >_< O, x3 the Lord pwesewve >w< thy Grace! ^-^ By x3 my troth, wewcome to -OwO Wondon. Now x3 the Lord ;;w;; bwess :3 that x3 sweet OwO face of ÚwÚ thinye. x3 O Jesu, OwO awe -xDD you come from Wales? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou UwU whoweson ^-^ mad ÚwÚ compound of ^.^ majesty, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< wight ->w< fwesh ÚwÚ and corrupt bwood, xDD thou awt x3 wewcome. ->_> [Weanying :33 his band ;;w;; upon ^-^ DOWW] -DOLL. How, xDD you :33 fat foow! UwU I ^w^ scown OwO you. ->w< POINS. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU dwive xDD you x3 out of x3 youw xDD wevenge ÚwÚ and turn aww -to :3 a :33 mewwiment, >_> if xDD you OwO take nyot x3 the x3 heat. ->w< PWINCE. YOU UwU whoweson UwU candwe-minye, UwU you, >w< how uWu viwewy uWu did xDD you speak of -;;w;; me even nyow >w< befowe ÚwÚ this OwO honyest, virtuous, ÚwÚ civiw gentwewoman! -HOSTESS. >_> God's >_> bwessing of x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 heawt! ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ by x3 my -troth. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou hear me? ->w< PWINCE. >_> Yea; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU knyew uWu me, >_< as xDD you uWu did when xDD you wan OwO away ^.^ by -:33 Gadshiww. >_> You UwU knyew UwU I UwU was uWu at x3 youw back, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spoke >w< it on OwO puwpose to ->_> twy x3 my OwO patience. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo, no, ^.^ nyo; nyot so; UwU I uWu did nyot think xDD thou >w< wast within -;;w;; heawing. ->w< PWINCE. UwU I UwU shaww UwU dwive xDD you xDD then to x3 confess x3 the ^.^ wiwfuw ^.^ abuse, ÚwÚ and -xDD then UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< how to handle OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ abuse, Hal, ^.^ o' >_< minye honour; nyo ^-^ abuse. ->w< PWINCE. >_> Nyot- to OwO dispwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me pander, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; bwead-chippew, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot xDD what! ->_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ abuse, >_< Haw. ->w< POINS. No abuse! ->_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ abuse, >_> Nyed, :33 i' x3 th' wowwd; xDD honyest >_> Nyed, none. UwU I -^w^ dispwais'd ^.^ him >w< befowe x3 the wicked- :3 that x3 the wicked ^w^ might nyot faww -uWu in wuv with ÚwÚ thee; uWu in which >_< doing, UwU I uWu have donye x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a -careful :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 a true ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< fathew >_> is to UwU give ;;w;; me -thanks fow :3 it. No ^.^ abuse, Hal; nyonye, >_> Nyed, x3 nyonye; no, ^w^ faith, boys, -none. ->w< PWINCE. xDD See now, >w< whethew puwe feaw ÚwÚ and xDD entiwe cowardice xDD doth nyot ->_< make uWu thee wrong ÚwÚ this virtuous :33 gentwewoman to ^-^ cwose with us? Is -^.^ she of x3 the UwU wicked? Is ^.^ thinye hostess OwO hewe of x3 the UwU wicked? :33 Ow >_> is >w< thy -;;w;; boy of x3 the UwU wicked? :33 Ow xDD honyest xDD Bawdowph, x3 whose ^.^ zeaw buwns uWu in :33 his -nose, of x3 the UwU wicked? ->w< POINS. :3 Answew, xDD thou >_< dead UwU ewm, answer. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The >_< fiend hath pwick'd down Bardolph iwwecuvwabwe; ÚwÚ and -:33 his OwO face >_> is Lucifer's ;;w;; pwivy-kitchen, :3 whewe ^.^ he xDD doth >_< nyothing >_> but -:3 woast x3 mawt-wowms. For x3 the ^w^ boy- there >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ angew about him; ->_> but x3 the ^.^ deviw outbids ^.^ him UwU too. ->w< PWINCE. For x3 the :3 women? ->_> FAWSTAFF. For one of OwO them- ^w^ she's uWu in heww already, ÚwÚ and buwns poor -souws. For x3 th' other- UwU I >_> owe her ;;w;; monyey; ÚwÚ and >w< whethew ^.^ she be damn'd -fow :3 that, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo, UwU I think xDD thou awt x3 nyot; UwU I think xDD thou awt ^.^ quit fow x3 that. -OwO Mawwy, there >_> is anyothew indictment ;;w;; upon uWu thee fow suffering >w< fwesh -to be eaten uWu in >w< thy house, :33 contwawy to x3 the UwU waw; fow x3 the which UwU I -think xDD thou wiwt UwU howw. -HOSTESS. All :3 vict'wews UwU do :3 so. x3 What's :3 a UwU joint of UwU mutton ow >w< two uWu in :3 a -whole ^-^ Went? ->w< PWINCE. >_< You, gentlewoman- -DOLL. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 youw Gwace? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ His Gwace ;;w;; says :3 that which :33 his >w< fwesh ÚwÚ webews x3 against. -xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] -HOSTESS. Who ÚwÚ knyocks UwU so ÚwÚ woud uWu at doow? Wook to x3 th' doow thewe, -Francis. - -Entew ÚwÚ PETO - ->w< PWINCE. Peto, >w< how >_< nyow! >_> What nyews? -:33 PETO. uWu The ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew >_> is uWu at :3 Westminstew; -xDD And there OwO awe ÚwÚ twenty xDD weak ÚwÚ and weawied :3 posts -:3 Come from x3 the >w< nyowth; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I ^-^ came :3 awong -UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ and overtook :3 a ^.^ dozen ^w^ captains, -Bare-headed, :3 sweating, knocking uWu at x3 the xDD tavewns, -xDD And asking every one fow Sir John >w< Fawstaff. ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, x3 Poins, UwU I x3 feew ;;w;; me much to uWu bwame -^w^ So idly to uWu pwofanye x3 the >_< pwecious time, -x3 When UwU tempest of UwU commotion, ^.^ wike x3 the :3 south, -Bownye with black vapour, xDD doth x3 begin to :3 mewt -xDD And >_< dwop ;;w;; upon UwU ouw OwO bawe OwO unyawmed :33 heads. -Give ;;w;; me x3 my xDD swowd ÚwÚ and OwO cwoak. :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. - -Exeunt PWINCE, POINS, uWu PETO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH - ->_> FAWSTAFF. Now x3 comes uWu in x3 the ^w^ sweetest mowsew of x3 the night, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we -^w^ must hence, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >w< it x3 unpick'd. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] uWu Mowe -knocking uWu at x3 the >w< doow! - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -How >_< nyow! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -BARDOLPH. >_> You ^w^ must OwO away to xDD couwt, ^w^ siw, ^-^ pwesentwy; -^-^ A ^.^ dozen ^.^ captains xDD stay uWu at doow fow OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 [To x3 the PAGE]. xDD Pay x3 the uWu musicians, sirrah.- UwU Faweweww, -ÚwÚ hostess; farewell, Doll. >_> You see, x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wenches, >w< how ;;w;; men of -merit OwO awe >_< sought :3 aftew; x3 the UwU undesewvew OwO may sweep, when x3 the x3 man of -uWu action >_> is ^w^ caww'd :3 on. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good wenches. ;;w;; If UwU I be nyot sent -OwO away ÚwÚ post, UwU I xDD wiww >_> see xDD you again ere UwU I ÚwÚ go. -DOLL. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< speak. ;;w;; If x3 my >_< heawt be nyot ready to >w< buwst! -xDD Weww, x3 sweet Jack, uWu have :3 a :3 cawe of thysewf. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Faweweww, farewell. -Exeunt FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH -HOSTESS. xDD Weww, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown uWu thee these UwU twenty-nyinye -years, come >_> peascod-time; >_> but >w< an ^-^ honyestew ÚwÚ and twuew-heawted x3 man -uWu -weww ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. -BARDOLPH. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] Mistress Teawsheet! -HOSTESS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -BARDOLPH. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] x3 Bid Mistress >_< Teawsheet come to x3 my master. -HOSTESS. >_< O, >w< wun Doww, uWu wun, uWu wun, ÚwÚ good >w< Come. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] :33 She -x3 comes ^-^ bwubbew'd.- Yea, xDD wiww xDD you come, uWu Doww? Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -UwU Westminstew. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING uWu in :33 his nightgown, with :3 a page - ->w< KING. Go caww x3 the Earls of Surrey ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ Wawwick; -But, ere ;;w;; they come, bid them ^w^ o'ew-wead these x3 wettews -xDD And weww OwO considew of OwO them. ^-^ Make ÚwÚ good ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit page -How UwU many thousands of x3 my poowest subjects -^w^ Awe uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> houw asleep! x3 O sweep, x3 O ^-^ gentwe sweep, -Nyatuwe's soft xDD nyuwse, >w< how uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ fwightenyed ÚwÚ thee, -:33 That xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe xDD wiww >w< weigh x3 my >_> eyewids ;;w;; down, -xDD And ÚwÚ steep x3 my :33 senses uWu in :33 fowgetfuwnyess? -Why UwU wathew, sweep, wiest xDD thou uWu in >w< smoky xDD cwibs, ->_> Upon :33 unyeasy pawwets xDD stwetching ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And UwU hush'd with ^-^ buzzing night-flies to >w< thy >_> swumbew, -Than uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pewfum'd ^.^ chambews of x3 the ^.^ gweat, -;;w;; Undew x3 the canyopies of x3 costwy state, -xDD And UwU wuww'd with >_> sound of ^w^ sweetest melody? -x3 O xDD thou dull ^.^ god, >w< why wiest xDD thou with x3 the ^-^ viwe -^w^ In woathsome :3 beds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weav'st x3 the >_> kingwy UwU couch -^-^ A watch-case ow :3 a ^w^ common 'larum-bell? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ giddy :3 mast -Seal x3 up x3 the >w< ship-boy's ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and OwO wock :33 his brains -^w^ In >_> cwadwe of x3 the wude >_> impewious ^-^ suwge, -xDD And uWu in x3 the xDD visitation of x3 the winds, -Who OwO take x3 the ruffian billows ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ top, -UwU Cuwwing uWu theiw monstwous >_< heads, ÚwÚ and >_< hanging them -With ^w^ deafing ^-^ cwamouw uWu in x3 the slippery >_> cwouds, -:33 That with x3 the huwwy :33 death itsewf ;;w;; awakes? -ÚwÚ Canst UwU thou, x3 O :33 pawtiaw sweep, UwU give >w< thy wepose -;;w;; To x3 the wet >_> sea-boy uWu in >w< an >_> houw UwU so >_> wude; -xDD And uWu in x3 the cawmest ÚwÚ and UwU most xDD stiwwest night, -With aww OwO appwiances ÚwÚ and means to UwU boot, ->w< Deny >w< it to :3 a UwU king? Then, ^w^ happy low, >_< wie ^-^ down! -:33 Unyeasy wies x3 the >_> head :3 that ^-^ weaws :3 a crown. - -Entew ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and Surrey - -WARWICK. xDD Many ÚwÚ good ^.^ mowwows to x3 youw Majesty! ->w< KING. Is >w< it ÚwÚ good morrow, lords? -WARWICK. 'Tis one o'clock, ÚwÚ and past. ->w< KING. Why >w< then, ÚwÚ good mowwow to xDD you all, x3 my lords. -:3 Have xDD you ^w^ wead ^-^ o'ew x3 the x3 wettews :3 that UwU I sent you? -WARWICK. We have, x3 my OwO wiege. ->w< KING. UwU Then xDD you >_> pewceive x3 the >w< body of UwU ouw ^w^ kingdom -How fouw >w< it is; >_> what rank ^-^ diseases xDD gwow, -xDD And with >_> what uWu dangew, nyeaw x3 the >_< heawt of :3 it. -WARWICK. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but >_< as :3 a >w< body yet OwO distempewed; ->_< Which to :33 his xDD fowmew ÚwÚ stwength OwO may be :3 westowed -With ÚwÚ good advice ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe ÚwÚ medicinye. -OwO My Lord ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand xDD wiww >w< soon be OwO coow'd. ->w< KING. x3 O uWu God! :3 that one ^w^ might ^w^ wead x3 the ^w^ book of fate, -xDD And >_> see x3 the :3 wevowution of x3 the times -^-^ Make ^-^ mountains UwU wevew, ÚwÚ and x3 the continent, -:33 Weawy of ;;w;; sowid ;;w;; fiwmnyess, :3 mewt itsewf -^.^ Into x3 the sea; ÚwÚ and othew times to >_> see -uWu The xDD beachy ^-^ giwdwe of x3 the xDD ocean -Too uWu wide fow >_< Nyeptunye's >w< hips; >w< how chances >w< mock, -xDD And :33 changes ^w^ fiww x3 the >w< cup of ÚwÚ awtewation -With divers ÚwÚ wiquows! >_< O, >_> if ÚwÚ this :3 wewe uWu seen, -uWu The UwU happiest youth, >w< viewing :33 his ^w^ pwogwess :33 thwough, ->_> What perils past, >_> what cwosses to ^.^ ensue, -Wouwd shut x3 the ^w^ book ÚwÚ and sit ^.^ him down ÚwÚ and die. -'Tis nyot ;;w;; ten years >_> gonye -Since Richard ÚwÚ and >_> Nyowthumbewwand, great OwO fwiends, -Did >_> feast together, ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< two years ÚwÚ aftew -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they uWu at waws. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but eight years xDD since -This ^-^ Pewcy UwU was x3 the x3 man ÚwÚ nyeawest x3 my ^.^ souw; -Who ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew toil'd uWu in x3 my affairs -xDD And laid :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and >w< wife :33 undew x3 my >w< foot; -Yea, fow x3 my ^w^ sake, even to x3 the eyes of Richard -Gave ^.^ him xDD defiance. OwO But which of xDD you UwU was by- -:33 [To >_> WAWWICK] >_< You, xDD cousin ÚwÚ Nyeviw, >_< as UwU I OwO may :3 wemembew- -x3 When ^.^ Wichawd, with :33 his ^w^ eye >_< bwim full of ^-^ teaws, -UwU Then ^.^ check'd ÚwÚ and :33 wated ^.^ by >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -Did speak these wowds, nyow ^.^ pwov'd :3 a :3 pwophecy? -'Northumberland, xDD thou ladder ^.^ by x3 the which -OwO My xDD cousin :3 Bowingbwoke >_> ascends x3 my thwonye'- -;;w;; Though >w< then, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, UwU I xDD had nyo xDD such :3 intent -OwO But :3 that ;;w;; nyecessity UwU so uWu bow'd x3 the >w< state -:33 That UwU I ÚwÚ and :33 gweatnyess :3 wewe OwO compeww'd to >w< kiss- -'The time UwU shaww come'- OwO thus uWu did ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwow OwO it- -'The time xDD wiww come :3 that fouw ^w^ sin, gathewing head, -Shall bweak x3 into uWu cowwuption' UwU so OwO went ;;w;; on, -^-^ Fowetewwing ÚwÚ this same ÚwÚ time's condition -xDD And x3 the OwO division of UwU ouw amity. -WARWICK. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 histowy uWu in aww men's lives, -x3 Figuwing x3 the natures of x3 the times ^.^ deceas'd; -uWu The which UwU obsewv'd, :3 a x3 man OwO may pwophesy, -With :3 a nyeaw >_< aim, of x3 the :33 main chance of ^.^ things -;;w;; As yet nyot come to :3 wife, who uWu in uWu theiw >w< seeds -xDD And xDD weak beginning >_< wie UwU intweasuwed. ->w< Such ^.^ things :33 become x3 the x3 hatch ÚwÚ and brood of time; -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ nyecessawy >_< fowm of uWu this, -^w^ King Richard ^w^ might >w< cweate :3 a :3 pewfect guess -:33 That great >_> Nyowthumbewwand, xDD then UwU fawse to :3 him, -Wouwd of :3 that seed gwow to :3 a :33 gweatew >w< fawsenyess; ->_< Which >_> shouwd nyot find :3 a x3 gwound to ^.^ woot ;;w;; upon -OwO Unwess on OwO you. ->w< KING. ^w^ Awe these ^.^ things xDD then >w< nyecessities? -UwU Then wet >_> us :3 meet them ^.^ wike uWu nyecessities; -xDD And :3 that same ;;w;; wowd even nyow x3 cwies x3 out on >_> us. -^-^ They >_> say x3 the >_> Bishop ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand -^w^ Awe :33 fifty thousand strong. -WARWICK. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be, x3 my OwO wowd. -:3 Wumouw xDD doth double, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu voice ÚwÚ and ^-^ echo, -uWu The xDD nyumbews of x3 the ;;w;; feawed. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To OwO go to :3 bed. >_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu The ÚwÚ powews :3 that xDD you xDD awweady uWu have sent fowth -Shall ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this >w< pwize uWu in xDD vewy easily. -;;w;; To uWu comfowt xDD you x3 the >_> mowe, UwU I uWu have weceiv'd -^-^ A xDD cewtain uWu instance :3 that ;;w;; Gwendowew >_> is uWu dead. -uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty hath :33 been ÚwÚ this fortnight iww; -xDD And these ;;w;; unseasonyed >_> houws ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must >_< ad -uWu Unto x3 youw sicknyess. ->w< KING. UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 youw :3 counsew. -^.^ And, :3 wewe these inward UwU waws >_> once x3 out of uWu hand, -We :3 wouwd, uWu deaw wowds, >w< unto x3 the Holy >_< Wand. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Gloucestershire. ^.^ Befowe x3 Justice, uWu SHAWWOW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and x3 SIWENCE, meeting; UwU MOUWDY, SHADOW, WART, FEEBLE, uWu BUWWCAWF, -ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants x3 behind - -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Come ;;w;; on, come ;;w;; on, come xDD on; UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, siw; UwU give ;;w;; me -x3 youw uWu hand, sir. ^-^ An early stirrer, ^.^ by x3 the wood! xDD And >w< how xDD doth x3 my -ÚwÚ good xDD cousin ÚwÚ Siwence? -^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. xDD And >w< how xDD doth x3 my OwO cousin, x3 youw ;;w;; bed-fewwow? ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> faiwest -daughter ÚwÚ and >_> minye, x3 my ^w^ god-daughtew >_> Ewwen? -^.^ SIWENCE. ÚwÚ Awas, :3 a black :33 ousew, xDD cousin Shawwow! -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By >w< yea ÚwÚ and no, sir. UwU I dawe >_> say x3 my xDD cousin ;;w;; Wiwwiam >_> is :33 become -:3 a ÚwÚ good scholar; ^.^ he >_> is uWu at Oxford still, >_> is ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? -^.^ SIWENCE. >w< Indeed, ^w^ siw, to x3 my OwO cost. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_> 'A ;;w;; must, >w< then, to x3 the ^-^ Inns ^.^ o' UwU Couwt >w< showtwy. UwU I UwU was >_> once of -Clement's :33 Inn; :3 whewe UwU I think ;;w;; they xDD wiww tawk of ^-^ mad >_< Shawwow >_> yet. -^.^ SIWENCE. >_> You :3 wewe ^w^ caww'd >_> 'wusty Shallow' >w< then, :33 cousin. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I UwU was ^w^ caww'd >_< anything; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye -;;w;; anything ÚwÚ indeed :3 too, ÚwÚ and roundly UwU too. >_> Thewe UwU was I, ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe -John xDD Doit of >_< Staffowdshiwe, ÚwÚ and black ^w^ Geowge :3 Bawnyes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Fwancis -x3 Pickbonye, ÚwÚ and Will Squele :3 a Cotsowe >_> man- xDD you xDD had nyot fouw xDD such -swinge-bucklers uWu in aww x3 the ^-^ Inns of UwU Couwt ;;w;; again. xDD And UwU I OwO may >_> say to -xDD you ^.^ we UwU knyew :3 whewe x3 the ÚwÚ bonya-wobas uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the best of them -aww uWu at :33 commandment. UwU Then UwU was x3 Jack :33 Fawstaff, nyow Sir John, ^-^ boy, -ÚwÚ and page to Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of x3 Nyowfowk. -^.^ SIWENCE. This Sir John, OwO cousin, :3 that x3 comes ÚwÚ hithew :3 anyon about ->w< sowdiews? -x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The same Sir John, x3 the xDD vewy :33 same. UwU I >_> see ^.^ him bweak -Scoggin's >_> head uWu at x3 the court >_< gate, when xDD 'a UwU was :3 a UwU cwack nyot OwO thus -ÚwÚ high; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy same day uWu did UwU I >w< fight with one >w< Sampson -Stockfish, :3 a xDD fwuitewew, x3 behind Gway's Inn. Jesu, Jesu, x3 the ^-^ mad -OwO days :3 that UwU I uWu have ^w^ spent! ÚwÚ and to >_> see >w< how UwU many of x3 my ;;w;; owd ->_< acquaintance OwO awe ÚwÚ dead! -^.^ SIWENCE. We UwU shaww aww follow, :33 cousin. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Cewtain, UwU 'tis ^-^ cewtain; xDD vewy x3 suwe, xDD vewy >_> suwe. Death, >_< as x3 the -Psawmist saith, >_> is xDD cewtain to aww; aww UwU shaww die. How :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 yoke -of bullocks uWu at Stamfowd uWu faiw? -^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I UwU was nyot :33 thewe. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_> Death >_> is cewtain. Is ;;w;; owd xDD Doubwe of x3 youw :33 town UwU wiving :33 yet? -^.^ SIWENCE. ^.^ Dead, sir. -x3 SHAWWOW. Jesu, Jesu, ÚwÚ dead! >w< dwew :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ bow; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dead! >_> 'A UwU shot :3 a -OwO finye >_> shoot. John :3 a Gaunt xDD wuvd ^.^ him weww, ÚwÚ and >_> betted much monyey on -:33 his >_> head. xDD Dead! >_> 'A ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ cwapp'd :33 i' x3 th' cwout uWu at >_< twewve -scowe, ÚwÚ and cawwied xDD you :3 a forehand >w< shaft :3 a ^.^ fouwteen ÚwÚ and ^.^ fouwteen -ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD hawf, :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye :3 a :33 man's >_< heawt ÚwÚ good to ^-^ see. -How :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of ^-^ ewes ^.^ nyow? -^.^ SIWENCE. uWu Theweaftew >_< as ;;w;; they ^-^ be- :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of ÚwÚ good ^-^ ewes OwO may be ^.^ wowth -;;w;; ten ÚwÚ pounds. -x3 SHAWWOW. xDD And >_> is ;;w;; owd xDD Doubwe dead? - -Entew uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and one with ^.^ him - -^.^ SIWENCE. :3 Hewe come >w< two of Sir John >_< Fawstaffs men, >_< as UwU I UwU think. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD honyest >_< gentwemen. -BARDOLPH. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, which >_> is Justice >_< Shawwow? -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ^w^ am Robert Shallow, ^w^ siw, :3 a poor :33 esquiwe of ÚwÚ this county, -ÚwÚ and one of x3 the >_< King's justices of x3 the peace. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ good -:3 pweasuwe with me? -BARDOLPH. OwO My ;;w;; captain, ^w^ siw, uWu commends ^.^ him to uWu you; x3 my ;;w;; captain, Sir -John Falstaff- :3 a ;;w;; taww gentweman, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most OwO gawwant -leader. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He greets ;;w;; me weww, siw; UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 back-swowd man. -How xDD doth x3 the ÚwÚ good knyight? ^-^ May UwU I ^w^ ask >w< how x3 my uWu wady :33 his >w< wife doth? -BARDOLPH. UwU Siw, ;;w;; pawdon; :3 a soldier >_> is xDD bettew accommodated than with :3 a -x3 wife. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is weww said, uWu in ^w^ faith, siw; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is weww uWu said ÚwÚ indeed -UwU too. >_< 'Bettew ÚwÚ accommodated!' ^.^ It >_> is good; >w< yea, :33 indeed, >_> is :3 it. ^-^ Good -OwO phwases OwO awe UwU suwewy, ÚwÚ and OwO evew uWu wewe, xDD vewy commendabwe. -:33 'Accommodated!' ^.^ It x3 comes of accommodo. Very good; :3 a ÚwÚ good phrase. -BARDOLPH. Pawdon, siw; UwU I uWu have heard x3 the OwO wowd. ;;w;; 'Phwase' caww xDD you :33 it? -^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the ÚwÚ phwase; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain x3 the ;;w;; wowd -with x3 my xDD swowd to be :3 a uWu sowdiew-wike word, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; wowd of :33 exceeding -ÚwÚ good >_> command, ^.^ by UwU heaven. :33 Accommodated: :3 that ;;w;; is, when :3 a x3 man ;;w;; is, >_< as -;;w;; they say, ;;w;; accommodated; or, when :3 a x3 man >_> is being-wheweby xDD 'a OwO may be -xDD thought to be ;;w;; accommodated; which >_> is >w< an :3 excewwent >_> thing. - -Entew FALSTAFF - -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is xDD vewy ;;w;; just. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes ÚwÚ good Sir OwO John. Give ;;w;; me -x3 youw ÚwÚ good uWu hand, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^w^ wowship's ÚwÚ good >w< hand. ^-^ By x3 my troth, -xDD you ^.^ wike weww ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 youw years xDD vewy well. Welcome, ÚwÚ good Sir -OwO John. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you weww, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Robert :3 Shawwow. ->_< Mastew ^.^ Suwecawd, >_< as UwU I x3 think? -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Nyo, Sir John; >w< it >_> is x3 my xDD cousin uWu Siwence, uWu in OwO commission with -x3 me. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew uWu Siwence, >w< it weww befits xDD you >_> shouwd be of x3 the -peace. -^.^ SIWENCE. uWu Youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship >_> is x3 wewcome. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Fie! ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 hot weather. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, uWu have xDD you x3 pwovided ;;w;; me -OwO hewe half :3 a ^.^ dozen sufficient men? -x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Mawwy, uWu have :33 we, sir. Will xDD you >w< sit? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let ;;w;; me >_> see ÚwÚ them, UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ woww? :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ woww? :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ woww? Let -;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. So, >_> so, >_> so, OwO so,- >_> so, OwO so- >w< yea, -marry, sir. :33 Wafe Mouwdy! Let them appeaw >_< as UwU I call; wet them UwU do ->_> so, wet them UwU do :3 so. Let ;;w;; me see; :3 whewe >_> is Mouldy? -MOUWDY. Here, UwU an't uWu pwease OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_> What think UwU you, Sir ^w^ John? ^-^ A uWu good-wimb'd fellow; >_> young, -:33 stwong, ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ good fwiends. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Is >w< thy xDD nyame Mouldy? -MOUWDY. Yea, UwU an't uWu pwease OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. 'Tis x3 the ^.^ mowe time xDD thou OwO wewt :33 us'd. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! UwU most ÚwÚ excewwent, :33 i' >_< faith! ^w^ Things :3 that OwO awe ->_< mouwdy ^.^ wack ÚwÚ use. Very singular >w< good! ^w^ In ^w^ faith, weww said, Sir -John; xDD vewy weww UwU said. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Pwick ^.^ him. -MOUWDY. UwU I UwU was pwick'd weww enough x3 befowe, >w< an xDD you couwd uWu have wet ;;w;; me ->_< awonye. OwO My ;;w;; owd :3 dame xDD wiww be ÚwÚ undonye nyow fow one to UwU do her x3 husbandwy -ÚwÚ and her :33 dwudgewy. >_> You >_< nyeed nyot to uWu have pwick'd OwO me; there OwO awe -othew ;;w;; men fitter to OwO go x3 out than ^.^ I. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Go >w< to; ÚwÚ peace, UwU Mouwdy; xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. Mouwdy, >w< it >_> is time -xDD you :3 wewe :33 spent. -MOUWDY. ÚwÚ Spent! -x3 SHAWWOW. uWu Peace, fewwow, :3 peace; stand >w< aside; ^.^ knyow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you are? -For x3 th' ÚwÚ othew, Sir uWu John- wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. UwU Simon xDD Shadow! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Yea, marry, wet ;;w;; me uWu have ^.^ him to sit ;;w;; undew. He's ^.^ wike to be -:3 a UwU cowd OwO sowdiew. -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Whewe's Shadow? -:3 SHADOW. Here, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Shadow, x3 whose >_< son awt thou? -:3 SHADOW. OwO My ;;w;; mothew's x3 son, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's ^w^ son! Wike >_< enyough; ÚwÚ and >w< thy father's ^.^ shadow. -^w^ So x3 the >_< son of x3 the >_< femawe >_> is x3 the :3 shadow of x3 the ;;w;; mawe. ^.^ It >_> is often -UwU so :33 indeed; >_> but much of x3 the father's ;;w;; substance! -x3 SHAWWOW. Do xDD you ^.^ wike :3 him, Sir ^w^ John? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Shadow xDD wiww serve fow summew. Pwick him; fow ^.^ we uWu have :3 a -^w^ nyumbew of ^-^ shadows ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the muster-book. -x3 SHAWWOW. Thomas ;;w;; Wawt! ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Whewe's uWu he? -;;w;; WAWT. Here, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Is >w< thy xDD nyame Wart? -;;w;; WAWT. Yea, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ wagged ;;w;; wawt. -x3 SHAWWOW. Shall UwU I uWu pwick :3 him, Sir ^w^ John? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ It :3 wewe supewfwuous; fow :33 his apparel >_> is buiwt ;;w;; upon :33 his -back, ÚwÚ and x3 the whole fwame >w< stands ;;w;; upon pins. Pwick ^.^ him nyo more. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! >_> You ^.^ can UwU do :33 it, siw; xDD you ^.^ can UwU do :3 it. UwU I ÚwÚ commend -xDD you well. ^-^ Fwancis UwU Feebwe! -^.^ FEEBWE. Here, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What OwO twade awt UwU thou, xDD Feebwe? -^.^ FEEBWE. ^-^ A xDD woman's :33 taiwow, sir. -x3 SHAWWOW. Shall UwU I uWu pwick :3 him, UwU siw? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You ;;w;; may; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been :3 a :33 man's :33 taiwow, >w< he'd UwU ha' -pwick'd OwO you. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_< make >_< as UwU many holes uWu in >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's ÚwÚ battwe >_< as -xDD thou x3 hast donye uWu in :3 a xDD woman's petticoat? -^.^ FEEBWE. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, siw; xDD you ^.^ can uWu have nyo more. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Weww said, ÚwÚ good xDD woman's tailor! weww said, xDD couwageous -UwU Feebwe! ^.^ Thou wiwt be >_< as uWu vawiant >_< as x3 the wrathful ^-^ duv ow UwU most -:33 magnyanyimous :33 mouse. Pwick x3 the xDD woman's tailor- weww, >_< Mastew -Shallow, >w< deep, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -^.^ FEEBWE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd Wart ^w^ might uWu have >w< gonye, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a :33 man's :33 taiwow, :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst mend -^.^ him ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; fit to ÚwÚ go. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot put ^.^ him to :3 a >_> pwivate -sowdiew, :3 that >_> is x3 the weadew of UwU so UwU many :33 thousands. Let :3 that -:3 suffice, UwU most forcible xDD Feebwe. -^.^ FEEBWE. ^.^ It UwU shaww :3 suffice, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am bound to ÚwÚ thee, reverend xDD Feebwe. Who >_> is ;;w;; nyext? -x3 SHAWWOW. Petew Bullcalf ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; gween! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Yea, marry, >_> wet's >_> see Bullcalf. -x3 BUWWCAWF. Here, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, :3 a ÚwÚ wikewy xDD fewwow! ^.^ Come, uWu pwick ;;w;; me Bullcalf >w< tiww -^.^ he roar ;;w;; again. -x3 BUWWCAWF. x3 O :3 Wowd! ÚwÚ good x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU captain- ->_> FAWSTAFF. What, dost xDD thou roar >w< befowe xDD thou awt UwU pwick'd? -x3 BUWWCAWF. x3 O Wowd, sir! UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; diseased man. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What ÚwÚ disease x3 hast thou? -x3 BUWWCAWF. ^-^ A UwU whoweson >_< cowd, ^w^ siw, :3 a UwU cough, ^w^ siw, which UwU I caught with -ringing uWu in x3 the >_< King's affairs ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; cowonyation ^-^ day, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, xDD thou shalt OwO go to x3 the UwU waws uWu in :3 a xDD gown. We xDD wiww uWu have -OwO away >w< thy xDD cowd; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO take xDD such order :3 that >w< thy ^w^ fwiends UwU shaww -OwO wing fow thee. Is OwO hewe ÚwÚ aww? -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Hewe >_> is >w< two ^.^ mowe ^w^ caww'd than x3 youw nyumbew. >_> You ^w^ must uWu have ->_> but fouw UwU hewe, siw; ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I pray UwU you, OwO go uWu in with ;;w;; me to uWu dinnyew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go ÚwÚ dwink with UwU you, >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ tawwy -uWu dinnyew. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see UwU you, ^.^ by x3 my troth, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_< O, Sir John, UwU do xDD you remember xDD since ^.^ we uWu way aww >w< nyight uWu in x3 the -windmill uWu in Saint George's ÚwÚ Fiewd? ->_> FAWSTAFF. No ^.^ mowe of :3 that, >_< Mastew Shallow, nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 that. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, uWu 'twas :3 a ^.^ mewwy OwO nyight. xDD And >_> is ^w^ Janye Nightwork ^.^ awive? ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 She lives, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. :33 She >_< nyevew couwd OwO away with x3 me. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Nyevew, x3 nyevew; ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd awways >_> say ^.^ she couwd nyot abide ->_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I couwd ÚwÚ angew her to x3 th' ;;w;; heawt. :33 She UwU was xDD then -:3 a bona-roba. ^-^ Doth ^.^ she howd her UwU own ^.^ weww? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Owd, :3 owd, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, ^.^ she ^w^ must be uWu owd; ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but be uWu owd; -xDD cewtain ^w^ she's uWu owd; ÚwÚ and xDD had Wobin uWu Nyightwowk, ^.^ by ;;w;; owd uWu Nyightwowk, ->w< befowe UwU I ^-^ came to Clement's Inn. -^.^ SIWENCE. >w< That's xDD fifty-five xDD yeaw ago. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Ha, xDD cousin uWu Siwence, :3 that xDD thou >w< hadst :3 seen :3 that :3 that ÚwÚ this -knight ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have ^w^ seen! >w< Ha, Sir John, uWu said UwU I ^.^ weww? ->_> FAWSTAFF. We uWu have heard x3 the chimes uWu at midnight, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. :33 That ^.^ we have, :3 that ^.^ we have, :3 that ^.^ we uWu have; uWu in ^w^ faith, Sir -John, ^.^ we :3 have. Our watchwowd UwU was 'Hem, >_> boys!' ^.^ Come, >_> wet's to -uWu dinnyew; come, >_> wet's to uWu dinnyew. Jesus, x3 the OwO days :3 that ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ seen! -^.^ Come, x3 come. -Exeunt FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ JUSTICES -x3 BUWWCAWF. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Corporate xDD Bawdowph, stand x3 my fwiend; ÚwÚ and -hewe's fouw ÚwÚ Hawwy ;;w;; ten shiwwings uWu in OwO Fwench :3 cwowns fow OwO you. ^w^ In xDD vewy -truth, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be uWu hang'd, ^w^ siw, >_< as ÚwÚ go. xDD And ^w^ yet, fow ->_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do nyot ;;w;; cawe; >_> but rather uWu because UwU I ^w^ am -xDD unwiwwing x3 and, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, uWu have :3 a ^.^ desiwe to xDD stay with x3 my ->_< fwiends; else, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu did nyot :3 cawe fow >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt UwU so :33 much. -BARDOLPH. Go >w< to; stand xDD aside. -MOUWDY. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ^w^ Cowpowaw xDD Captain, fow x3 my ;;w;; owd ;;w;; dame's ^w^ sake, -stand x3 my :3 fwiend. :33 She >_> has >w< nyobody to UwU do ;;w;; anything about her when UwU I -^w^ am xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is :3 owd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp hewsewf. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have -uWu fowty, sir. -BARDOLPH. Go >w< to; stand xDD aside. -^.^ FEEBWE. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; :3 a x3 man ^.^ can ^-^ die >_> but once; ^.^ we >_> owe ^w^ God -:3 a death. I'll ^w^ nye'ew UwU beaw :3 a UwU base :33 mind. ;;w;; An't be x3 my destiny, so; -UwU an't be >_> nyot, :3 so. No :33 man's ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to serve ^-^ 's >_< Pwince; x3 and, wet ->w< it OwO go which uWu way >w< it :33 wiww, ^.^ he :3 that dies ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw >_> is ^.^ quit fow x3 the -nyext. -BARDOLPH. Weww ÚwÚ said; th'art :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. -^.^ FEEBWE. Faith, I'll UwU beaw nyo UwU base :33 mind. - -^.^ We-entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ JUSTICES - ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, which ;;w;; men UwU shaww UwU I have? -x3 SHAWWOW. Four of which xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. -BARDOLPH. UwU Siw, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. UwU I uWu have >w< thwee ;;w;; pound to fwee Mouldy -ÚwÚ and Bullcalf. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Go >w< to; well. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ Come, Sir John, which fouw xDD wiww xDD you have? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Do xDD you choose fow x3 me. -x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ then- Mouwdy, Bullcalf, :33 Feebwe, ÚwÚ and uWu Shadow. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mouldy ÚwÚ and UwU Buwwcawf: fow UwU you, Mouwdy, xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home >w< tiww -xDD you OwO awe x3 past ^w^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw >_> pawt, Bullcalf, gwow xDD you come ->w< unto :3 it. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. Sir John, Sir John, UwU do nyot >_> youwsewf wrong. ^-^ They OwO awe x3 youw -wikewiest men, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you sewv'd with x3 the >_> best. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Will xDD you tell uWu me, >_< Mastew Shallow, >w< how to choose :3 a man? -Cawe UwU I fow x3 the ÚwÚ wimb, x3 the ^.^ thews, x3 the UwU statuwe, OwO buwk, ÚwÚ and big ->_> assembwance of :3 a ;;w;; man! Give ;;w;; me x3 the ^-^ spiwit, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. >_> Hewe's ->_> Wawt; xDD you >_> see >_> what :3 a ^-^ wagged xDD appeawance >w< it >w< is. >_> 'A UwU shaww :3 chawge xDD you -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dischawge xDD you with x3 the >_> motion of :3 a pewtewew's hammer, come -x3 off ÚwÚ and on ^w^ swiftew than ^.^ he :3 that gibbets on x3 the bwewew's bucket. -xDD And ÚwÚ this same >_> hawf-fac'd fewwow, x3 Shadow- UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this man. >w< He -presents nyo mark to x3 the enemy; x3 the >w< foeman OwO may with >_< as great aim -^w^ wevew uWu at x3 the UwU edge of :3 a uWu penknyife. ^.^ And, fow :3 a retreat- >w< how >w< swiftwy -xDD wiww ÚwÚ this :33 Feebwe, x3 the xDD woman's :33 taiwow, >w< wun off! >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the -^-^ spawe men, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe ;;w;; me x3 the great ÚwÚ onyes. >_> Put ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ cawivew x3 into ->_< Wawt's uWu hand, ^.^ Bawdowph. -BARDOLPH. UwU Howd, >_> Wawt. UwU Twavewse- thus, thus, OwO thus. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, manage ;;w;; me x3 youw caliver. :3 So- xDD vewy well. Go >w< to; xDD vewy -good; :33 exceeding UwU good. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me awways :3 a UwU wittwe, lean, :3 owd, -chopt, ;;w;; bawd :3 shot. Weww said, :33 i' ^w^ faith, >_> Wawt; th'art :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ scab. -UwU Howd, there's :3 a :3 testew fow thee. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He >_> is nyot :33 his >_< cwaft's ^.^ mastew, ^.^ he xDD doth nyot UwU do >w< it ÚwÚ wight. UwU I -remember uWu at Miwe-end Green, when UwU I uWu way uWu at Clement's Inn- UwU I UwU was -xDD then Sir ^-^ Dagonyet uWu in Arthur's >w< show- there UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ quivew -fewwow, ÚwÚ and xDD 'a ^.^ wouwd manage xDD you :33 his ^.^ piece ^.^ thus; ÚwÚ and xDD 'a ^.^ wouwd -about ÚwÚ and about, ÚwÚ and come xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ and come xDD you ^.^ in. 'Wah, >w< tah, -tah!' ^.^ wouwd xDD 'a say; 'Bounce!' ^.^ wouwd xDD 'a say; ÚwÚ and OwO away again ^.^ wouwd -xDD 'a x3 go, ÚwÚ and again ^.^ wouwd xDD 'a x3 come. UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew >_> see xDD such :3 a UwU fewwow. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; These ^w^ fewwows xDD wiww UwU do well. >_< Mastew Shallow, ^w^ God >_< keep you! ->_< Mastew uWu Siwence, UwU I xDD wiww nyot use UwU many wowds with xDD you: >w< Fawe xDD you -OwO weww! ^.^ Gentwemen xDD both, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I ^w^ must :3 a ^.^ dozen miwe to-night. -xDD Bawdowph, UwU give x3 the ^-^ sowdiews coats. -x3 SHAWWOW. Sir John, x3 the Lord ;;w;; bwess uWu you; ^w^ God prosper x3 youw affaiws; -^w^ God >_> send >_> us peace! At x3 youw wetuwn, x3 visit UwU ouw ^.^ house; wet UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ->_< acquaintance be renewed. Peradventure UwU I xDD wiww with OwO ye to x3 the ->_< couwt. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, ^.^ wouwd xDD you would. -x3 SHAWWOW. Go >w< to; UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke uWu at :3 a OwO wowd. ^w^ God >_< keep OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, ^-^ gentwe >_< gentwemen. UwU [Exeunt :3 JUSTICES] ÚwÚ On, -Bardolph; lead x3 the ;;w;; men xDD away. UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but FALSTAFF] ;;w;; As UwU I -wetuwn, UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 off these x3 justices. UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the :3 bottom of -justice :3 Shawwow. Wowd, Wowd, >w< how x3 subject ^.^ we ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men OwO awe to ÚwÚ this -:33 vice of lying! This same ^-^ stawv'd justice hath donye >_< nyothing >_> but -prate to ;;w;; me of x3 the wiwdnyess of :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ feats ^.^ he hath -donye about Tuwnbuww Street; ÚwÚ and every thiwd ;;w;; wowd :3 a wie, UwU duew paid -to x3 the ^.^ heawew than x3 the ^w^ Tuwk's twibute. UwU I UwU do remember ^.^ him uWu at -Clement's xDD Inn, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man UwU made ÚwÚ aftew OwO suppew of :3 a cheese-paring. -x3 When xDD 'a UwU was nyaked, ^.^ he UwU was fow aww x3 the wowwd ^.^ wike :3 a fork'd radish, -with :3 a >_> head >w< fantasticawwy x3 cawved ;;w;; upon >w< it with :3 a x3 knyife. >_> 'A UwU was UwU so -^.^ fowwown :3 that :33 his UwU dimensions to xDD any thick ^.^ sight :3 wewe :33 invisibwe. >_> 'A -UwU was x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ genyius of famine; yet >w< wechewous >_< as :3 a UwU monkey, ÚwÚ and x3 the -^-^ whowes ^w^ caww'd ^.^ him mandwake. >_> 'A ^-^ came OwO evew uWu in x3 the rearward of x3 the -fashion, ÚwÚ and sung UwU those tunes to x3 the overscutch'd :3 huswifes :3 that -^.^ he heard x3 the >_< cawmen OwO whistwe, ÚwÚ and OwO swawe ;;w;; they :3 wewe :33 his ^w^ fancies ow -:33 his >w< good-nyights. xDD And nyow >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< Vice's ÚwÚ daggew :33 become :3 a squire, -ÚwÚ and talks >_< as >_> famiwiawwy of John :3 a Gaunt >_< as >_> if ^.^ he xDD had :33 been sworn -ÚwÚ bwothew to him; ÚwÚ and I'll be sworn xDD 'a ^w^ nye'ew saw ^.^ him >_> but >_> once uWu in -x3 the Tiwtyawd; ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ he burst :33 his >_> head fow xDD cwowding ^-^ among x3 the -marshal's ^.^ men. UwU I saw :33 it, ÚwÚ and told John :3 a Gaunt ^.^ he xDD beat :33 his UwU own -UwU nyame; fow xDD you ^w^ might uWu have thwust ^.^ him ÚwÚ and aww :33 his apparel x3 into >w< an -ÚwÚ eew-skin; x3 the case of :3 a >w< twebwe ÚwÚ hautboy UwU was :3 a >_< mansion fow :3 him, :3 a -^w^ couwt- ÚwÚ and nyow >_> has ^.^ he ÚwÚ wand ÚwÚ and >_> beeves. xDD Weww, I'll be >_> acquainted -with ^.^ him >_> if UwU I OwO wetuwn; ÚwÚ and 't UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> but I'll >_< make ^.^ him :3 a -phiwosophew's >w< two ^.^ stonyes to x3 me. ;;w;; If x3 the xDD young ^w^ dace be :3 a x3 bait fow -x3 the ;;w;; owd pike, UwU I >_> see nyo reason uWu in x3 the law of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> but UwU I OwO may xDD snyap -uWu at ^.^ him. Let time UwU shape, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Yowkshiwe. OwO Within x3 the Forest of ;;w;; Gauwtwee - -Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK, OwO MOWBWAY, HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - ->_< AWCHBISHOP. >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< fowest ^w^ caww'd ->_> HASTINGS. 'Tis ;;w;; Gauwtwee Forest, UwU an't UwU shaww uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Hewe x3 stand, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and >_> send discoverers fowth -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD nyumbews of UwU ouw enemies. ->_> HASTINGS. We uWu have sent fowth >_< awweady. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis weww ^-^ donye. -OwO My ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and >_< bwethwen uWu in these great ^-^ affaiws, -UwU I ^w^ must >w< acquaint xDD you :3 that UwU I uWu have weceiv'd -New-dated x3 wettews from :3 Nyowthumbewwand; -^-^ Theiw UwU cowd intent, OwO tenyouw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ substance, thus: -:3 Hewe xDD doth ^.^ he ÚwÚ wish :33 his pewson, with xDD such ÚwÚ powews -;;w;; As ^w^ might howd sortance with :33 his :3 quawity, -uWu The which ^.^ he couwd nyot wevy; whereupon ->w< He >_> is retir'd, to ripe :33 his >_< gwowing fortunes, -;;w;; To Scotwand; ÚwÚ and concwudes uWu in x3 heawty >_< pwayews -:33 That x3 youw OwO attempts OwO may OwO uvwwive x3 the >_< hazawd -xDD And x3 feawfuw meeting of uWu theiw UwU opposite. -MOWBRAY. ^-^ Thus UwU do x3 the hopes ^.^ we uWu have uWu in ^.^ him :33 touch x3 gwound -xDD And ÚwÚ dash x3 themsewves to x3 pieces. - -Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW - ->_> HASTINGS. >_> Nyow, >_> what nyews? -x3 MESSENGEW. xDD West of ÚwÚ this uWu fowest, uWu scawcewy x3 off :3 a mile, -^w^ In xDD goodwy >_< fowm x3 comes on x3 the enemy; -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the x3 gwound ;;w;; they hide, UwU I OwO judge uWu theiw ^w^ nyumbew ->_> Upon ow nyeaw x3 the wate of ;;w;; thiwty ÚwÚ thousand. -MOWBRAY. uWu The >w< just :33 pwopowtion :3 that ^.^ we uWu gave them OwO out. -Let >_> us xDD sway on ÚwÚ and OwO face them uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. - -Entew WESTMOWEWAND - ->_< AWCHBISHOP. >_> What ^.^ weww-appointed weadew fronts >_> us hewe? -MOWBRAY. UwU I think >w< it >_> is x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. -WESTMORELAND. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :3 gweeting from UwU ouw general, -uWu The >_< Pwince, Lord John ÚwÚ and >w< Duke of Lancaster. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. x3 Say ;;w;; on, x3 my Lord of uWu Westmowewand, uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ->_> What xDD doth concern x3 youw :3 coming. -WESTMORELAND. Then, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu Unto x3 youw Gwace UwU do UwU I uWu in uWu chief address -uWu The ÚwÚ substance of x3 my :33 speech. ;;w;; If :3 that ;;w;; webewwion ->_< Came ^.^ wike itself, uWu in UwU base ÚwÚ and abject UwU wouts, -UwU Wed on ^.^ by bwoody youth, guawded with ^w^ wags, -xDD And countenanc'd ^.^ by >_< boys ÚwÚ and >_< beggawy- -UwU I say, >_> if damn'd x3 commotion UwU so appear'd -^w^ In :33 his ^-^ twue, OwO nyative, ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO pwopew UwU shape, ->_< You, reverend ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and these x3 nyobwe wowds, -xDD Had nyot :33 been OwO hewe to :3 dwess x3 the ugwy >_< fowm -Of UwU base ÚwÚ and bwoody insuwwection -With x3 youw >w< faiw >_< honyouws. >_< You, Lord Awchbishop, ->_< Whose >_> see >_> is ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ civiw uWu peace :3 maintain'd, ->_< Whose ^w^ beawd x3 the :33 siwvew uWu hand of uWu peace hath ^-^ touch'd, ->_< Whose :33 weawnying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good x3 wettews uWu peace hath tutow'd, ->_< Whose ^-^ white investments xDD figuwe >w< innyocence, -uWu The uWu duv, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy blessed ^w^ spiwit of :3 peace- -ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD you UwU do UwU so :33 iww UwU twanswate >_> youwsewf -UwU Out of x3 the ÚwÚ speech of ÚwÚ peace, :3 that bears xDD such gwace, -^.^ Into x3 the UwU hawsh ÚwÚ and UwU boist'wous >_> tongue of UwU waw; -UwU Tuwnying x3 youw uWu books to >w< gwaves, x3 youw ink to bwood, -uWu Youw ;;w;; pens to lances, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> tongue divine -;;w;; To :3 a ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ twumpet ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 point of ;;w;; waw? ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do UwU I :3 this? ^w^ So x3 the ;;w;; question ^w^ stands. ->_< Bwiefwy to ÚwÚ this end: ^.^ we OwO awe aww OwO diseas'd -xDD And with UwU ouw surfeiting ÚwÚ and >_< wanton >_> houws -:3 Have ^.^ bwought ouwsewves x3 into :3 a ^.^ buwnying >_> fevew, -xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must bweed fow uWu it; of which ÚwÚ disease -Our wate OwO King, ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ being infected, ÚwÚ died. -But, x3 my UwU most x3 nyobwe Lord of uWu Westmowewand, -UwU I OwO take nyot on ;;w;; me OwO hewe >_< as :3 a >_< physician; -x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I >_< as >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to uWu peace -uWu Twoop uWu in x3 the x3 thwongs of x3 miwitawy ÚwÚ men; -OwO But rather x3 show ^-^ awhiwe ^.^ wike x3 feawfuw >w< waw -;;w;; To >_> diet rank minds >w< sick of happinyess, -xDD And OwO puwge x3 th' x3 obstwuctions which x3 begin to ÚwÚ stop -Our xDD vewy >_> veins of life. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe >w< pwainwy. -UwU I uWu have uWu in equal ^w^ bawance >_< justwy x3 weigh'd ->_> What >_< wwongs UwU ouw :3 awms OwO may UwU do, >_> what >_< wwongs ^.^ we x3 suffew, -xDD And find UwU ouw griefs heaview than UwU ouw xDD offences. -We >_> see which uWu way x3 the stweam of time xDD doth >w< wun -xDD And OwO awe enforc'd from UwU ouw UwU most :33 quiet there -^-^ By x3 the OwO wough torrent of UwU occasion; -xDD And uWu have x3 the x3 summawy of aww UwU ouw ^.^ gwiefs, -x3 When time UwU shaww OwO sewve, to x3 show uWu in awticwes; ->_< Which ^-^ wong ere ÚwÚ this ^.^ we >_< offew'd to x3 the OwO King, -xDD And ^w^ might ^.^ by nyo >_> suit ^.^ gain UwU ouw xDD audience: -x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe wrong'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ^w^ unfowd UwU ouw ^.^ gwiefs, -We OwO awe >w< denyied x3 access >w< unto :33 his pewson, -Even ^.^ by UwU those ;;w;; men :3 that UwU most uWu have donye >_> us wrong. -uWu The >_> dangews of x3 the OwO days >_> but x3 nyewwy >w< gonye, ->_< Whose ^w^ memowy >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten on x3 the ^.^ eawth -With yet appearing bwood, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD exampwes -Of every minyute's uWu instance, xDD pwesent now, ->_< Hath put >_> us uWu in these iww-beseeming arms; -ÚwÚ Nyot to bweak ÚwÚ peace, ow xDD any branch of :33 it, -OwO But to :3 estabwish OwO hewe :3 a uWu peace :33 indeed, -Concurring both uWu in xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quawity. -WESTMORELAND. x3 When OwO evew yet UwU was x3 youw appeaw :33 denyied; -^-^ Whewein uWu have xDD you :33 been galled ^.^ by x3 the uWu King; ->_> What peer hath :33 been >_< subown'd to OwO gwate on xDD you -:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd UwU seaw ÚwÚ this wawwess bwoody ^w^ book -Of ÚwÚ fowg'd ;;w;; webewwion with :3 a UwU seaw divine, -xDD And consecrate UwU commotion's UwU bittew x3 edge? ->_< AWCHBISHOP. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew general, x3 the commonwealth, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ bwothew >_> hown >w< an :33 househowd cwuewty, -UwU I >_< make x3 my ^-^ quawwew uWu in :33 pawticuwaw. -WESTMORELAND. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_< nyeed of xDD any xDD such :3 wedwess; -:33 Ow >_> if there uWu wewe, >w< it nyot ^-^ bewongs to OwO you. -MOWBRAY. Why nyot to ^.^ him uWu in >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and to >_> us aww -:33 That x3 feew x3 the bruises of x3 the OwO days x3 befowe, -xDD And suffew x3 the condition of these times -;;w;; To uWu way :3 a x3 heavy ÚwÚ and unequal uWu hand ->_> Upon UwU ouw ^.^ honyouws? -WESTMORELAND. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Mowbray, -:33 Constwue x3 the times to uWu theiw x3 nyecessities, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww say, :33 indeed, >w< it >_> is x3 the time, -xDD And nyot x3 the OwO King, :3 that xDD doth xDD you ^-^ injuwies. -Yet, fow x3 youw >_> pawt, >w< it nyot >_> appeaws to uWu me, -^-^ Eithew from x3 the ^w^ King ow uWu in x3 the xDD pwesent time, -:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have >w< an ÚwÚ inch of xDD any x3 gwound -;;w;; To buiwd :3 a grief :3 on. ^.^ Wewe xDD you nyot :33 westow'd -;;w;; To aww x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Nyowfowk's signyiowies, -uWu Youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >w< wight weww-wememb'wed ^w^ fathew's? -MOWBRAY. >_> What ÚwÚ thing, uWu in honyouw, xDD had x3 my >w< fathew wost -:33 That >_< nyeed to be xDD weviv'd ÚwÚ and >w< bweath'd uWu in me? -uWu The ^w^ King :3 that :3 wov'd :3 him, >_< as x3 the >w< state :33 stood >w< then, -Was force ^.^ pewfowce OwO compeww'd to banyish :3 him, -xDD And xDD then :3 that Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ and xDD he, -uWu Being UwU mounted ÚwÚ and both roused uWu in uWu theiw :33 seats, -^-^ Theiw xDD nyeighing couwsews daring of x3 the ÚwÚ spuw, -^-^ Theiw :3 awmed ÚwÚ staves uWu in charge, uWu theiw beavers ;;w;; down, -^-^ Theiw eyes of fire :33 spawkwing ^w^ thwough uWu sights of >w< steew, -xDD And x3 the ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ twumpet ;;w;; bwowing them together- -Then, >w< then, when there UwU was >_< nyothing couwd uWu have OwO stay'd -OwO My >w< fathew from x3 the breast of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, ->_< O, when x3 the ^w^ King uWu did ^-^ thwow :33 his :3 wawdew ;;w;; down- -ÚwÚ His UwU own >w< wife UwU hung ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu staff ^.^ he ^-^ thwew- -UwU Then OwO thwew ^.^ he down himsewf, ÚwÚ and aww uWu theiw ;;w;; wives -:33 That ^.^ by indictment ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^.^ dint of xDD swowd -:3 Have xDD since ^-^ miscawwied :33 undew ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -WESTMORELAND. >_> You :3 speak, Lord Mowbray, nyow xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot what. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Hewefowd UwU was weputed xDD then -^w^ In England x3 the UwU most uWu vawiant :3 gentweman. -Who xDD knyows on ÚwÚ whom :3 fowtunye ^.^ wouwd xDD then uWu have smil'd? -OwO But >_> if x3 youw >w< fathew xDD had :33 been victor thewe, ->w< He ^w^ nye'ew xDD had :3 bownye >w< it x3 out of :3 Cuvntwy; -For aww x3 the country, uWu in :3 a general voice, -^.^ Cwied ^-^ hate ;;w;; upon him; ÚwÚ and aww uWu theiw >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and wuv -^.^ Wewe uWu set on ÚwÚ Hewefowd, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they ÚwÚ doted ;;w;; on, -xDD And uWu bwess'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwac'd ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ mowe than x3 the ;;w;; King. -OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is mere ^-^ digwession from x3 my puwpose. -:3 Hewe come UwU I from UwU ouw princely general -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 youw OwO gwiefs; to tell xDD you from :33 his Gwace -:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give xDD you audience; ÚwÚ and wherein -^.^ It UwU shaww appeaw :3 that x3 youw uWu demands OwO awe >_< just, ->_> You UwU shaww ^.^ enjoy ÚwÚ them, evewything uWu set x3 off -:33 That ^w^ might UwU so much >_< as think xDD you enemies. -MOWBRAY. OwO But ^.^ he hath ;;w;; fowc'd >_> us to compel ÚwÚ this ^-^ offew; -xDD And >w< it proceeds from x3 powicy, nyot love. -WESTMORELAND. xDD Mowbway. xDD you overween to OwO take >w< it :3 so. -This offer x3 comes from mercy, nyot from x3 feaw; -For, wo! within :3 a >_< ken UwU ouw ^.^ awmy :3 wies- ->_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, aww ^w^ too xDD confident -;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ admittance to :3 a xDD thought of ;;w;; feaw. -Our ÚwÚ battwe >_> is ^.^ mowe full of nyames than >_< youws, -Our ;;w;; men ^.^ mowe :3 pewfect uWu in x3 the use of awms, -Our ^-^ awmouw aww >_< as :33 stwong, UwU ouw cause x3 the OwO best; -UwU Then reason xDD wiww UwU ouw heawts >_> shouwd be >_< as UwU good. -x3 Say xDD you >_> nyot, >w< then, UwU ouw offer >_> is compell'd. -MOWBRAY. xDD Weww, ^.^ by x3 my xDD wiww ^.^ we UwU shaww ^w^ admit nyo >_< pawwey. -WESTMORELAND. :33 That ÚwÚ awgues >_> but x3 the ^-^ shame of x3 youw OwO offence: -^-^ A wotten case ^.^ abides nyo handwing. ->_> HASTINGS. >_< Hath x3 the Prince John :3 a full xDD commission, -^w^ In xDD vewy uWu ampwe viwtue of :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ and >_> absowutewy to determine -Of >_> what :33 conditions ^.^ we UwU shaww stand >_> upon? -WESTMORELAND. :33 That >_> is :3 intended uWu in x3 the general's nyame. -UwU I >_< muse xDD you >_< make UwU so :3 swight :3 a x3 question. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU Then take, x3 my Lord of uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ this schedule, -For ÚwÚ this x3 contains UwU ouw general uWu gwievances. -x3 Each sevewaw uWu awticwe >w< hewein ^.^ wedwess'd, -All members of UwU ouw >_< cause, both OwO hewe ÚwÚ and hence, -:33 That OwO awe insinewed to ÚwÚ this xDD action, -uWu Acquitted ^.^ by :3 a true OwO substantiaw ÚwÚ fowm, -xDD And xDD pwesent :33 execution of UwU ouw wills -;;w;; To >_> us ÚwÚ and to UwU ouw uWu puwposes >_> confin'd- -We come within UwU ouw x3 awfuw uWu banks OwO again, -xDD And >w< knyit UwU ouw ÚwÚ powews to x3 the awm of peace. -WESTMORELAND. This xDD wiww UwU I x3 show x3 the genyewaw. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, wowds, -^w^ In ^.^ sight of both UwU ouw :3 battwes ^.^ we OwO may ;;w;; meet; -xDD And xDD eithew >w< end uWu in :3 peace- which ^w^ God UwU so frame!- -:33 Ow to x3 the :33 pwace of ÚwÚ diff'wence caww x3 the :33 swowds ->_< Which ^w^ must UwU decide :3 it. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. uWu Exit WESTMOWEWAND -MOWBRAY. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing within x3 my ^w^ bosom uWu tewws ;;w;; me -:33 That nyo :33 conditions of UwU ouw uWu peace ^.^ can ^.^ stand. ->_> HASTINGS. Fear xDD you nyot :33 that: >_> if ^.^ we ^.^ can >_< make UwU ouw uWu peace ->_> Upon xDD such large terms ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ absowute -;;w;; As UwU ouw :33 conditions UwU shaww consist upon, -Our uWu peace UwU shaww stand >_< as >w< fiwm >_< as rocky UwU mountains. -MOWBRAY. Yea, >_> but UwU ouw vawuation UwU shaww be xDD such -:33 That every :3 swight ÚwÚ and false-derived >_< cause, -Yea, every idwe, :3 nyice, ÚwÚ and >_< wanton weason, -Shall to x3 the ^w^ King >_> taste of ÚwÚ this ^.^ action; -^.^ That, :3 wewe UwU ouw royal :33 faiths ÚwÚ mawtyws uWu in xDD wuv, -We UwU shaww be winnow'd with UwU so OwO wough :3 a wind -:33 That even UwU ouw corn UwU shaww xDD seem >_< as >w< wight >_< as ^-^ chaff, -xDD And ÚwÚ good from :33 bad find nyo xDD pawtition. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Nyo, no, x3 my OwO wowd. xDD Nyote :33 this: x3 the ^w^ King >_> is ÚwÚ weawy -Of UwU dainty ÚwÚ and xDD such :33 picking grievances; -For ^.^ he hath >_> found to >w< end one doubt ^.^ by :33 death -Wevives >w< two :33 gweatew uWu in x3 the :3 heiws of :33 wife; -xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD wiww ^.^ he xDD wipe :33 his :33 tabwes :3 cwean, -xDD And >_< keep nyo tell-tale to :33 his ^w^ memowy -:33 That OwO may wepeat ÚwÚ and :33 histowy :33 his wos -;;w;; To x3 nyew :3 wemembwance. For full weww ^.^ he xDD knyows ->w< He ;;w;; cannyot UwU so ^-^ pwecisewy >_< weed ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand -;;w;; As :33 his x3 misdoubts xDD pwesent ^-^ occasion: -ÚwÚ His ^-^ foes OwO awe UwU so enwooted with :33 his ^w^ fwiends -^.^ That, ^-^ pwucking to unfix >w< an enyemy, ->w< He xDD doth unfasten UwU so ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake :3 a :3 fwiend. -^w^ So :3 that ÚwÚ this land, ^.^ wike >w< an >_> offensive >w< wife -:33 That hath ^-^ enwag'd ^.^ him on to offer ;;w;; stwokes, -;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is UwU stwiking, ÚwÚ howds :33 his xDD infant up, -xDD And uWu hangs :3 wesowv'd correction uWu in x3 the awm -:33 That UwU was upweaw'd to xDD execution. ->_> HASTINGS. :33 Besides, x3 the ^w^ King hath wasted aww :33 his rods -On wate xDD offendews, :3 that ^.^ he nyow xDD doth ^.^ wack -uWu The xDD vewy instwuments of chastisement; -^w^ So :3 that :33 his x3 powew, ^.^ wike to :3 a ÚwÚ fangwess wion, -^-^ May OwO offew, >_> but nyot hold. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis xDD vewy true; -xDD And >_< thewefowe be UwU assuw'd, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Marshal, -;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do nyow >_< make UwU ouw OwO atonyement weww, -Our uWu peace :33 wiww, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD bwoken x3 wimb >_< unyited, -OwO Gwow stronger fow x3 the :3 bweaking. -MOWBRAY. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 so. -:3 Hewe >_> is wetuwn'd x3 my Lord of >_> Westmowewand. - -^.^ We-entew WESTMOWEWAND - -WESTMORELAND. uWu The Prince >_> is OwO hewe uWu at >w< hand. >w< Pweaseth x3 youw OwO wowdship -;;w;; To :3 meet :33 his Gwace >w< just ^w^ distance >_> 'tween UwU ouw armies? -MOWBRAY. uWu Youw Gwace of York, uWu in >_> God's xDD nyame >w< then, uWu set :33 fowwawd. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. Befowe, ÚwÚ and x3 gweet :33 his ^-^ Gwace. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we x3 come. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -OwO Entew, from one side, OwO MOWBWAY, ^.^ attended; uWu aftewwawds, x3 the ^.^ AWCHBISHOP, -HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and :3 othews; from x3 the othew side, PWINCE >_< JOHN of >_> WANCASTEW, ->_< WESTMOWEWAND, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -PWINCE OwO JOHN. >_> You OwO awe weww encount'wed UwU hewe, x3 my xDD cousin xDD Mowbway. -^-^ Good day to UwU you, ^-^ gentwe Lord Awchbishop; -xDD And UwU so to UwU you, Lord >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and to all. -OwO My Lord of York, >w< it xDD bettew ^w^ show'd with xDD you -x3 When :3 that x3 youw UwU fwock, >_> assembwed ^.^ by x3 the OwO beww, -Encircled xDD you to hear with ^w^ wevewence -uWu Youw xDD exposition on x3 the >w< howy uWu text -Than nyow to >_> see xDD you OwO hewe >w< an iwon ^w^ man, -^-^ Cheewing :3 a UwU wout of ÚwÚ webews with x3 youw dwum, -UwU Tuwnying x3 the ;;w;; wowd to uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< wife to death. -:33 That x3 man :3 that >_> sits within :3 a monarch's >_< heawt -xDD And >_< wipens uWu in x3 the OwO sunshinye of :33 his favour, -Wouwd ^.^ he abuse x3 the >_< countenyance of x3 the OwO king, -xDD Awack, >_> what >w< mischiefs ^w^ might ^.^ he uWu set abroach -^w^ In :3 shadow of xDD such greatness! With UwU you, Lord ^.^ Bishop, -^.^ It >_> is even :3 so. Who hath nyot heard >w< it >w< spoken -How >_> deep xDD you :3 wewe within x3 the uWu books of ;;w;; God? -;;w;; To >_> us x3 the speakew uWu in ÚwÚ His parliament, -;;w;; To >_> us x3 th' xDD imagin'd uWu voice of ^w^ God himsewf, -uWu The xDD vewy :3 openyew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; intewwigencew -Between x3 the gwace, x3 the ÚwÚ sanctities of ^.^ heaven, -xDD And UwU ouw dull :3 wowkings. >_< O, who UwU shaww ^-^ bewieve -OwO But xDD you ^w^ misuse x3 the ^w^ wevewence of x3 youw pwace, -Empwoy x3 the >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and xDD gwace of :3 heav'n -;;w;; As :3 a UwU fawse x3 favouwite xDD doth :33 his UwU pwince's :33 nyame, -^w^ In >_< deeds :33 dishonyouwabwe? >_> You uWu have >_> ta'en up, -;;w;; Undew x3 the :33 countewfeited ^.^ zeaw of :33 God, -uWu The subjects of ÚwÚ His x3 substitute, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And both OwO against x3 the uWu peace of heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ him -:3 Have OwO hewe up-swarm'd OwO them. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ Good x3 my Lord of Lancaster, -UwU I ^w^ am nyot OwO hewe OwO against x3 youw father's :3 peace; -But, >_< as UwU I told x3 my Lord of uWu Westmowewand, -uWu The time ÚwÚ misowd'wed :3 doth, uWu in ^w^ common sense, -Crowd >_> us ÚwÚ and xDD cwush >_> us to ÚwÚ this monstwous >_< fowm -;;w;; To howd UwU ouw :33 safety :33 up. UwU I sent x3 youw Gwace -uWu The x3 pawcews ÚwÚ and pawticuwaws of UwU ouw gwief, -uWu The which hath :33 been with ^w^ scown x3 shov'd from x3 the xDD couwt, -Wheweon ÚwÚ this hydwa >_< son of >w< waw >_> is OwO bown; ->_< Whose uWu dangewous eyes OwO may weww be chawm'd ;;w;; asweep -With gwant of UwU ouw UwU most >w< just ÚwÚ and >w< wight desires; -xDD And true xDD obedience, of ÚwÚ this ^-^ madnyess cur'd, -^-^ Stoop tamewy to x3 the :33 foot of :33 majesty. -MOWBRAY. ;;w;; If >_> nyot, ^.^ we ready OwO awe to >_> twy UwU ouw fowtunyes -;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast man. ->_> HASTINGS. xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ we OwO hewe faww ;;w;; down, -We uWu have supplies to second UwU ouw attempt. -;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu miscawwy, theirs UwU shaww second OwO them; -xDD And UwU so >w< success of ^-^ mischief UwU shaww be born, -xDD And heir from heir UwU shaww howd ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew x3 up -Whiwes England UwU shaww uWu have generation. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. YOU OwO awe ^w^ too ^w^ shawwow, >w< Hastings, much to ^w^ shawwow, -;;w;; To >_> sound x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the >_> aftew-times. -WESTMORELAND. >w< Pweaseth x3 youw Gwace to answew them xDD diwectwy -How uWu faw fowth xDD you UwU do ^.^ wike uWu theiw >w< awticwes. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I ^.^ wike them aww ÚwÚ and UwU do UwU awwow them well; -xDD And >_< sweaw UwU hewe, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my bwood, -OwO My father's uWu puwposes uWu have :33 been uWu mistook; -xDD And x3 some about ^.^ him uWu have ^w^ too lavishly ->_> Wwested :33 his meaning ÚwÚ and authowity. -OwO My uWu wowd, these griefs UwU shaww be with ^w^ speed wedwess'd; ->_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, ;;w;; they >_< shaww. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this OwO may uWu pwease UwU you, -UwU Dischawge x3 youw ÚwÚ powews >w< unto uWu theiw sevewaw >_> counties, -;;w;; As ^.^ we xDD wiww >_> ouws; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, ^-^ between x3 the uWu awmies, -:3 Wet's ÚwÚ dwink togethew xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ and xDD embwace, -:33 That aww uWu theiw eyes OwO may UwU beaw UwU those UwU tokens ^.^ home -Of UwU ouw :3 westowed wuv ÚwÚ and amity. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU I OwO take x3 youw princely ;;w;; wowd fow these wedwesses. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I UwU give >w< it UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain x3 my wowd; -xDD And thereupon UwU I ÚwÚ dwink >w< unto x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. ->_> HASTINGS. ^w^ Go, xDD Captain, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewivew to x3 the ^.^ awmy -This nyews of peace. Let them uWu have :33 pay, ÚwÚ and part. -UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease OwO them. Hie ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Captain. -uWu Exit ^.^ Officew ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ;;w;; To UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of >_> Westmowewand. -WESTMORELAND. UwU I >_< pwedge x3 youw Grace; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you UwU knyew >_> what ^w^ pains -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd to breed ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ÚwÚ peace, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ fweewy; >_> but x3 my wuv to OwO ye -Shall x3 show itsewf ^.^ mowe OwO openwy x3 heweaftew. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU I UwU do nyot doubt OwO you. -WESTMORELAND. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of :3 it. -:3 Heawth to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, xDD Mowbway. -MOWBRAY. >_> You ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me ^.^ heawth uWu in xDD vewy ^w^ happy >w< season, -For UwU I ^w^ am on x3 the ^.^ sudden ^-^ something ill. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ Against :33 iww chances ;;w;; men OwO awe OwO evew ;;w;; mewwy; -OwO But heaviness fowewuns x3 the ÚwÚ good UwU event. -WESTMORELAND. Therefore be >_> mewwy, ÚwÚ coz; xDD since ^.^ sudden sorrow -;;w;; Sewves to >_> say thus, xDD 'Some ÚwÚ good ^.^ thing x3 comes UwU to-mowwow.' ->_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am passing >w< wight uWu in >w< spiwit. -MOWBRAY. ^w^ So much x3 the ^-^ wowse, >_> if x3 youw UwU own UwU wuwe be true. -[Shouts ;;w;; within] -PWINCE OwO JOHN. uWu The ;;w;; wowd of uWu peace >_> is wend'wed. Hawk, >w< how ;;w;; they shout! -MOWBRAY. This xDD had :33 been cheerful ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ victowy. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ A uWu peace >_> is of x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a :33 conquest; -For xDD then both ;;w;; pawties ;;w;; nyobwy OwO awe UwU subdu'd, -xDD And :3 nyeithew party OwO wosew. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^w^ Go, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD And wet UwU ouw ^.^ awmy be >_< dischawged UwU too. -uWu Exit WESTMOWEWAND -^.^ And, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU so uWu pwease xDD you wet UwU ouw ^.^ twains -March ^.^ by us, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may OwO pewuse x3 the ;;w;; men -We >_> shouwd uWu have cop'd uWu withaw. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ good Lord >w< Hastings, -^.^ And, ere ;;w;; they be dismiss'd, wet them :33 mawch by. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ HASTINGS -PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I ^w^ twust, wowds, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< wie ^.^ to-nyight together. - -^.^ We-entew WESTMOWEWAND - ->_> Nyow, OwO cousin, ^-^ whewefowe >w< stands UwU ouw ^.^ awmy still? -WESTMORELAND. uWu The UwU weadews, xDD having :3 chawge from xDD you to x3 stand, -Will nyot OwO go x3 off ÚwÚ untiw ;;w;; they hear xDD you >_< speak. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow uWu theiw >_> duties. - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ HASTINGS - ->_> HASTINGS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU ouw ^.^ awmy >_> is uWu dispews'd >_< awweady. -Wike youthfuw steews ^.^ unyok'd, ;;w;; they OwO take uWu theiw ;;w;; couwses -East, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, >w< south; ow ^.^ wike :3 a OwO schoow broke up, -x3 Each ^.^ huwwies toward :33 his ^.^ home ÚwÚ and UwU spowting-pwace. -WESTMORELAND. ^-^ Good :3 tidings, x3 my Lord >_< Hastings; fow x3 the which -UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest ÚwÚ thee, traitor, of xDD high treason; -xDD And UwU you, Lord Awchbishop, ÚwÚ and UwU you, Lord Mowbray, -Of >w< capitaw UwU tweason UwU I OwO attach xDD you xDD both. -MOWBRAY. Is ÚwÚ this proceeding >w< just ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe? -WESTMORELAND. Is x3 youw assembly so? ->_< AWCHBISHOP. Will xDD you OwO thus bweak x3 youw OwO faith? -PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I :3 pawn'd uWu thee ^-^ nyonye: -UwU I pwomis'd xDD you xDD wedwess of these same gwievances -:3 Wheweof xDD you uWu did ;;w;; compwain; ^w^ which, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, -UwU I xDD wiww x3 pewfowm with :3 a UwU most Christian >w< cawe. -OwO But fow UwU you, ;;w;; webews- wook to >_> taste x3 the >_< due -^w^ Meet fow ;;w;; webewwion ÚwÚ and xDD such acts >_< as x3 youws. -:3 Most x3 shawwowwy uWu did xDD you these :3 awms ^-^ commence, ->_< Fondwy ^.^ bwought UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; foowishwy sent x3 hence. -OwO Stwike x3 up UwU ouw drums, pursue x3 the scatt'wed stway. -:33 God, ÚwÚ and nyot :33 we, hath >w< safewy ÚwÚ fought ^w^ to-day. -;;w;; Some xDD guawd these traitors to x3 the >_< bwock of UwU death, -uWu Tweason's true x3 bed ÚwÚ and :33 yiewdew-up of >_< bweath. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and >w< COWVIWWE, meeting - ->_> FAWSTAFF. x3 What's x3 youw :33 nyame, UwU siw? Of >_> what condition OwO awe UwU you, ÚwÚ and of ->_> what pwace, UwU I pway? -COWVIWWE. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a knight siw; ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Cowviwwe of x3 the Dawe. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Weww >w< then, ^w^ Cowviwwe >_> is x3 youw :33 nyame, :3 a knight >_> is x3 youw ->_< degwee, ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 pwace x3 the Dawe. ^w^ Cowviwwe UwU shaww still be x3 youw -:33 nyame, :3 a traitor x3 youw >_< degwee, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< dungeon x3 youw :3 pwace- :3 a :33 pwace ->_> deep >_< enyough; UwU so UwU shaww xDD you be still ^w^ Cowviwwe of x3 the Dawe. -COWVIWWE. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you Sir John :3 Fawstaff? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as xDD he, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ whoe'ew UwU I am. Do xDD you :33 yiewd, -^w^ siw, ow UwU shaww UwU I UwU sweat fow you? ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> sweat, ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 the ^.^ dwops -of >w< thy >_> wuvws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD weep fow >w< thy ÚwÚ death; >_< thewefowe wouse x3 up -feaw ÚwÚ and trembling, ÚwÚ and UwU do observance to x3 my mercy. -COWVIWWE. UwU I think xDD you OwO awe Sir John :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that xDD thought -yield x3 me. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I uWu have :3 a whole OwO schoow of tongues uWu in ÚwÚ this bewwy of minye; -ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a >_> tongue of them aww xDD speaks xDD any othew ;;w;; wowd >_> but x3 my nyame. -^-^ An UwU I xDD had >_> but :3 a bewwy of xDD any indifferency, UwU I :3 wewe simply x3 the UwU most -OwO active fewwow uWu in Euwope. OwO My womb, x3 my womb, x3 my womb >_< undoes x3 me. -:3 Hewe x3 comes UwU ouw genyewaw. - -Entew PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF >_> WANCASTEW, >_< WESTMOWEWAND, -BLUNT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -PWINCE OwO JOHN. uWu The ^.^ heat >_> is xDD past; ;;w;; fowwow nyo further now. -;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the x3 powews, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin >_> Westmowewand. -uWu Exit WESTMOWEWAND ->_> Nyow, :33 Fawstaff, :3 whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? -x3 When evewything >_> is ended, xDD then xDD you x3 come. -;;w;; These ÚwÚ tawdy tricks of >_> youws :33 wiww, on x3 my :3 wife, -x3 Onye time ow othew bweak x3 some gallows' back. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be sowwy, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but >w< it >_> shouwd be thus: UwU I >_< nyevew -UwU knyew yet >_> but ^.^ webuke ÚwÚ and ^.^ check UwU was x3 the wewawd of ;;w;; vawouw. Do xDD you -think ;;w;; me :3 a x3 swawwow, >w< an >_< awwow, ow :3 a x3 buwwet? :3 Have I, uWu in x3 my poor ÚwÚ and -;;w;; owd >w< motion, x3 the ÚwÚ expedition of :33 thought? UwU I uWu have speeded ÚwÚ hithew with -x3 the xDD vewy extremest ÚwÚ inch of possibility; UwU I uWu have found'red >w< nyinye -ÚwÚ scowe ÚwÚ and >w< odd xDD posts; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, travel xDD tainted >_< as UwU I am, have, uWu in -x3 my puwe ÚwÚ and UwU immacuwate uWu vawouw, :33 taken Sir John ^w^ Cowviwwe of x3 the -Dale,a UwU most ÚwÚ fuwious knight ÚwÚ and valorous enemy. OwO But >_> what of ^-^ that? ->w< He saw uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu yiewded; :3 that UwU I OwO may >_< justwy >_> say with x3 the UwU hook-nyos'd -fewwow of >w< Wome-I came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and :33 uvwcame. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^.^ It UwU was ^.^ mowe of :33 his >w< couwtesy than x3 youw desewving. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I yield him; ÚwÚ and UwU I -:33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, wet >w< it be ^w^ book'd with x3 the xDD west of ÚwÚ this day's -^-^ deeds; or, ^.^ by x3 the Wowd, UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< it uWu in :3 a xDD pawticuwaw >w< bawwad -else, with >_< minye UwU own ^-^ pictuwe on x3 the ;;w;; top on't, ^w^ Cowviwwe xDD kissing x3 my ->w< foot; to x3 the which course >_> if UwU I be enforc'd, >_> if xDD you UwU do nyot aww -x3 show ^.^ wike gilt :3 twopences to uWu me, ÚwÚ and I, uWu in x3 the ^-^ cweaw sky of x3 fame, -o'ewshinye xDD you >_< as much >_< as x3 the full ;;w;; moon xDD doth x3 the cinders of x3 the ->_< ewement, which x3 show ^.^ wike ÚwÚ pins' heads to hew, ^-^ bewieve nyot x3 the ;;w;; wowd -of x3 the noble. Therefore wet ;;w;; me uWu have wight, ÚwÚ and wet desewt ÚwÚ mount. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. Thinye's ^w^ too x3 heavy to ÚwÚ mount. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let >w< it shinye, UwU then. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. Thinye's ^w^ too thick to shinye. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let >w< it UwU do UwU something, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, :3 that OwO may UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good, -ÚwÚ and caww >w< it >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. Is >w< thy xDD nyame UwU Cowviwwe? -COWVIWWE. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^-^ A famous rebel awt UwU thou, Colville. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And :3 a famous true x3 subject >_> took ^.^ him. -COWVIWWE. UwU I am, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but >_< as x3 my ^-^ bettews OwO awe -:33 That x3 wed ;;w;; me hithew. xDD Had ;;w;; they :33 been wuw'd ^.^ by uWu me, ->_> You >_> shouwd uWu have ^.^ won them ÚwÚ deawew than xDD you :3 have. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how ;;w;; they sold themselves; >_> but UwU thou, ^.^ wike :3 a -uWu kind fewwow, >w< gavest >w< thysewf OwO away gratis; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow -thee. - -^.^ We-entew WESTMOWEWAND - -PWINCE OwO JOHN. >_> Nyow, uWu have xDD you left pursuit? -WESTMORELAND. Retreat >_> is made, ÚwÚ and :33 execution ^.^ stay'd. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. >_< Send Cowviwwe, with :33 his uWu confedewates, -;;w;; To York, to xDD pwesent xDD execution. -Bwunt, lead ^.^ him OwO hence; ÚwÚ and >_> see xDD you xDD guawd ^.^ him >_> suwe. -Exeunt >w< BWUNT ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews -xDD And nyow dispatch ^.^ we toward x3 the xDD couwt, x3 my lords. -UwU I hear x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew >_> is ^w^ sowe ;;w;; sick. -Our nyews UwU shaww OwO go >w< befowe >_> us to :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, ->_< Which, OwO cousin, xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw to uWu comfowt ^.^ him -xDD And ^.^ we with sober ^w^ speed xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to OwO go ^w^ thwough -Gloucestershire; x3 and, when xDD you come to xDD couwt, stand x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -pray, uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ good report. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, >w< Fawstaff. I, uWu in x3 my ^w^ condition, -Shall xDD bettew speak of xDD you than xDD you deserve. -Exeunt aww >_> but FALSTAFF ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had >_> but x3 the >_> wit; >w< 'twewe xDD bettew than x3 youw -ÚwÚ dukedom. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ this same xDD young sobew-bwooded ;;w;; boy xDD doth nyot -wuv OwO me; nor :3 a x3 man ;;w;; cannyot >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; waugh- >_> but ^w^ that's nyo >_> mawvew; -^.^ he dwinks nyo ^.^ winye. >_> Thewe's >_< nyevew >_< nyonye of these >_> demuwe >_< boys come -to xDD any OwO pwoof; fow >_< thin ÚwÚ dwink xDD doth UwU so over-cool uWu theiw bwood, ÚwÚ and -x3 making UwU many :3 fish-meaws, :3 that ;;w;; they faww x3 into :3 a uWu kind of male -green-sickness; ÚwÚ and >w< then, when ;;w;; they marry, ;;w;; they get wenches. ^-^ They -OwO awe ÚwÚ genyewawwy foows ÚwÚ and cowawds-which x3 some of >_> us >_> shouwd be :3 too, ->_> but fow x3 infwammation. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ shewwis-sack hath :3 a ^-^ two-fowd -x3 opewation uWu in :3 it. ^.^ It >_> ascends ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the bwain; ^.^ dwies ;;w;; me there aww -x3 the >_< foowish ÚwÚ and dull ÚwÚ and cwudy uWu vapouws which enviwon uWu it; x3 makes >w< it -apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of xDD nyimbwe, x3 fiewy, ÚwÚ and -x3 dewectabwe OwO shapes; which ^-^ dewivewed ^-^ o'ew to x3 the voice, x3 the ;;w;; tongue, -which >_> is x3 the birth, x3 becomes :3 excewwent >_< wit. uWu The second uWu pwopewty of -x3 youw :3 excewwent shewwis >_> is x3 the ^-^ wawming of x3 the ^-^ bwood; which x3 befowe, -UwU cowd ÚwÚ and >_> settwed, left x3 the wivew ^-^ white ÚwÚ and pawe, which >_> is x3 the -x3 badge of x3 pusiwwanyimity ÚwÚ and cowawdice; >_> but x3 the shewwis xDD wawms :33 it, -ÚwÚ and x3 makes >w< it course from x3 the ^.^ inwawds to x3 the parts extremes. ^.^ It -iwwuminyeth x3 the >w< face, ^w^ which, >_< as :3 a UwU beacon, ;;w;; gives :3 wawnying to aww x3 the -xDD west of ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe :33 kingdom, ^w^ man, to OwO awm; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the ;;w;; vitaw -ÚwÚ commonyews ÚwÚ and inland petty ;;w;; spiwits muster ;;w;; me aww to uWu theiw -;;w;; captain, x3 the uWu heawt, who, great ÚwÚ and OwO puff'd x3 up with ÚwÚ this >_< wetinyue, -xDD doth xDD any ^.^ deed of ÚwÚ couwage- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this valour x3 comes of sherris. ^w^ So -:3 that :3 skiww uWu in x3 the :33 weapon >_> is >_< nyothing ^-^ without sack, fow :3 that :33 sets ->w< it >w< a-wowk; ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, :3 a mere hoawd of gowd :33 kept ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ deviw ->w< tiww ^-^ sack uWu commences >w< it ÚwÚ and :33 sets >w< it uWu in ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ use. Hereof x3 comes ->w< it :3 that Prince ÚwÚ Hawwy >_> is valiant; fow x3 the UwU cowd :3 bwood ^.^ he uWu did -nyatuwawwy x3 inhewit of :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ he :33 hath, ^.^ wike lean, >_< stewiwe, ÚwÚ and -OwO bawe land, >w< manyuwed, UwU husbanded, ÚwÚ and tiww'd, with :3 excewwent -endeavouw of UwU dwinking ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good OwO stowe of ^.^ fewtiwe ^-^ shewwis, -:3 that ^.^ he >_> is :33 become xDD vewy :3 hot ÚwÚ and ^w^ vawiant. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a thousand sons, -x3 the xDD fiwst ^w^ humanye principle UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< teach them >_> shouwd be to ->w< fowsweaw >_< thin xDD potations ÚwÚ and to addict x3 themsewves to :33 sack. - -Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -How now, Bawdowph! -BARDOLPH. uWu The ^.^ awmy >_> is >_< dischawged aww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gonye. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let them ÚwÚ go. I'll ^w^ thwough Gwoucestewshiwe, ÚwÚ and there xDD wiww -UwU I x3 visit >_< Mastew Robert Shallow, xDD Esquiwe. UwU I uWu have ^.^ him xDD awweady -temp'ring ^-^ between x3 my finger ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 thumb, ÚwÚ and x3 showtwy xDD wiww UwU I UwU seaw -with ^.^ him. :3 Come xDD away. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -UwU Westminstew. uWu The OwO Jewusawem >w< Chambew - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, PWINCE THOMAS ÚwÚ OF OwO CWAWENCE, PWINCE HUMPHREY ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, -^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - ->w< KING. >_> Nyow, wowds, >_> if ^w^ God xDD doth UwU give ^w^ successfuw >w< end -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this debate :3 that >_> bweedeth uWu at UwU ouw doows, -We xDD wiww UwU ouw :33 youth lead on to :3 highew >w< fiewds, -xDD And dwaw nyo :33 swowds >_> but >_> what OwO awe :33 sanctified. -Our >_< nyavy >_> is ^w^ addwess'd, UwU ouw powew ^-^ connyected, -Our >w< substitutes uWu in >w< absence weww ^w^ invested, -xDD And evewything wies ^w^ wevew to UwU ouw ^w^ wish. -Onwy ^.^ we ^.^ want :3 a xDD wittwe xDD pewsonyaw >_> stwength; -xDD And :3 pause >_> us >w< tiww these rebels, nyow afoot, -:3 Come undewnyeath x3 the x3 yoke of >_< guvwnment. -WARWICK. UwU Both which ^.^ we doubt nyot >_> but x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -Shall >w< soon OwO enjoy. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Humphwey, x3 my >_< son of :33 Gwoucestew, -Whewe >_> is x3 the Prince x3 youw bwothew? -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. UwU I think uWu he's >_> gonye to ^.^ hunt, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu at Windsor. ->w< KING. xDD And >w< how ^w^ accompanyied? -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< KING. Is nyot :33 his brother, Thomas of >w< Cwawence, with him? -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is uWu in x3 pwesence hewe. -CLARENCE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and father? ->w< KING. Nyothing >_> but weww to ÚwÚ thee, Thomas of xDD Cwawence. -How chance xDD thou awt nyot with x3 the Prince >w< thy bwothew? ->w< He loves ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD thou dost >_> nyegwect :3 him, :3 Thomas. -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a xDD bettew :33 pwace uWu in :33 his :3 affection -Than aww >w< thy >w< bwothews; :3 chewish :33 it, x3 my ^-^ boy, -xDD And x3 nyobwe ;;w;; offices xDD thou uWu mayst ^w^ effect -Of mediation, ÚwÚ aftew UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, -Between :33 his :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and >w< thy othew ^.^ bwethwen. -Therefore x3 omit ^.^ him x3 nyot; >w< bwunt nyot :33 his xDD wuv, -x3 Nyow wose x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ advantage of :33 his xDD gwace -^-^ By ÚwÚ seeming UwU cowd ow xDD cawewess of :33 his :33 wiww; -For ^.^ he >_> is >_> gwacious >_> if ^.^ he be observ'd. ->w< He hath :3 a teaw fow pity ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu hand -^w^ Open >_< as day fow mewting charity; -ÚwÚ Yet >w< nyotwithstanding, ^.^ being uWu incens'd, ^.^ he >_> is flint; -;;w;; As humorous >_< as UwU wintew, ÚwÚ and >_< as ^.^ sudden -;;w;; As ^w^ fwaws UwU congeawed uWu in x3 the ^-^ spwing of x3 day. -ÚwÚ His :33 tempew, OwO thewefowe, ^w^ must be weww observ'd. -uWu Chide ^.^ him fow fauwts, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it ^.^ wevewentwy, -x3 When xDD you >_> pewceive :33 his :3 bwood ^-^ incwin'd to mirth; -But, ^.^ being ÚwÚ moody, UwU give ^.^ him winye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scope -Tiww :3 that :33 his passions, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO whawe on ground, -Confound x3 themsewves with working. ;;w;; Weawn uWu this, Thomas, -xDD And xDD thou shalt ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ shewtew to >w< thy OwO fwiends, -^-^ A ^.^ hoop of gowd to bind >w< thy bwothews x3 in, -:33 That x3 the united vessel of uWu theiw bwood, -Mingwed with ;;w;; venyom of :3 suggestion- -As, force pewfowce, x3 the age xDD wiww pouw >w< it in- -Shall >_< nyevew ÚwÚ weak, ^w^ though >w< it UwU do ^.^ wowk >_< as >w< stwong -;;w;; As aconitum ow >_< wash ^w^ gunpowdew. -CLARENCE. UwU I UwU shaww uWu obsewve ^.^ him with aww :3 cawe ÚwÚ and love. ->w< KING. Why awt xDD thou nyot uWu at ^-^ Windsow with :3 him, >_> Thomas? -CLARENCE. >w< He >_> is nyot there to-day; ^.^ he dinyes uWu in OwO Wondon. ->w< KING. xDD And >w< how ^w^ accompanyied? ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou tell ^-^ that? -CLARENCE. With x3 Poins, ÚwÚ and othew :33 his continyuaw fowwowews. ->w< KING. :3 Most x3 subject >_> is x3 the UwU fattest UwU soiw to ^w^ weeds; -xDD And xDD he, x3 the x3 nyobwe x3 image of x3 my youth, -Is overspread with OwO them; >_< thewefowe x3 my grief -OwO Stwetches itsewf ^w^ beyond x3 the >_> houw of death. -uWu The :3 bwood ^.^ weeps from x3 my >_< heawt when UwU I UwU do UwU shape, -^w^ In uWu fowms ^-^ imaginyawy, :3 th'unguided OwO days -xDD And wotten times :3 that xDD you UwU shaww wook ;;w;; upon -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am x3 sweeping with x3 my ÚwÚ ancestows. -For when :33 his headstrong riot hath nyo ;;w;; cuwb, -x3 When xDD wage ÚwÚ and :3 hot :3 bwood OwO awe :33 his ;;w;; counsewwows -x3 When means ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavish ^w^ mannyews :3 meet together, ->_< O, with >_> what x3 wings UwU shaww :33 his affections fwy -Towards >w< fwonting peril ÚwÚ and x3 oppos'd UwU decay! -WARWICK. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, xDD you wook ^w^ beyond ^.^ him quite. -uWu The Prince >_> but x3 studies :33 his companions -Wike :3 a ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; tongue, wherein, to ^.^ gain x3 the wanguage, -'Tis needful :3 that x3 the UwU most xDD immodest ;;w;; wowd -^w^ Be >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ and UwU weawnt; which >_> once ;;w;; attain'd, -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ;;w;; knyows, x3 comes to nyo further use -OwO But to be ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hated. So, ^.^ wike gwoss ^w^ tewms, -uWu The Prince :33 wiww, uWu in x3 the pewfectnyess of time, -;;w;; Cast x3 off :33 his >w< fowwowews; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ memowy -Shall >_< as :3 a pattewn ow :3 a UwU measuwe ^w^ wive -^-^ By which :33 his Gwace ^w^ must mete x3 the ;;w;; wives of ÚwÚ othew, -UwU Tuwnying x3 past ;;w;; eviws to ;;w;; advantages. ->w< KING. 'Tis seldom when x3 the >w< bee xDD doth OwO weave her ^w^ comb -^w^ In x3 the >_< dead cawwion. - -Entew WESTMOWEWAND - -Who's hewe? Westmowewand? -WESTMORELAND. :3 Heawth to x3 my sovereign, ÚwÚ and x3 nyew happinyess -:33 Added to :3 that :3 that ^w^ am to ÚwÚ dewivew! -Prince John, x3 youw x3 son, xDD doth :3 kiss x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's >w< hand. -Mowbray, x3 the >_> Bishop ^.^ Scwoop, >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and all, -^w^ Awe ^.^ bwought to x3 the correction of x3 youw law. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyot nyow :3 a ^-^ webew's xDD swowd ÚwÚ unsheath'd, -OwO But :3 Peace puts fowth her UwU owive :3 evewywhewe. -uWu The ^w^ mannyew >w< how ÚwÚ this uWu action hath :33 been :3 bownye -:3 Hewe uWu at ^.^ mowe leisure OwO may x3 youw >_> Highnyess wead, -With every course uWu in :33 his :33 pawticuwaw. ->w< KING. x3 O uWu Westmowewand, xDD thou awt :3 a ^-^ summew bird, ->_< Which OwO evew uWu in x3 the ^-^ haunch of winter ^-^ sings -uWu The ÚwÚ wifting x3 up of x3 day. - -Entew >w< HAWCOUWT - -Wook hewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. -HARCOURT. Fwom >_< enyemies heaven >_< keep x3 youw :3 Majesty; -^.^ And, when ;;w;; they stand OwO against UwU you, OwO may ;;w;; they faww -;;w;; As UwU those :3 that UwU I ^w^ am come to tell xDD you :33 of! -uWu The ^-^ Eaww ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and x3 the Lord xDD Bawdowph, -With :3 a great powew of :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and of :33 Scots, -^w^ Awe ^.^ by x3 the UwU shwieve of ^.^ Yowkshiwe ^-^ uvwthwown. -uWu The ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and true order of x3 the >w< fight -This packet, uWu pwease >w< it UwU you, x3 contains uWu at >_> wawge. ->w< KING. xDD And ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd these ÚwÚ good nyews >_< make ;;w;; me >_< sick? -Will :33 Fowtunye >_< nyevew come with both ^.^ hands >_> fuww, -OwO But >w< wwite her >w< faiw wowds still uWu in >w< fouwest wettews? -:33 She xDD eithew ;;w;; gives :3 a stomach ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ food- ->w< Such OwO awe x3 the OwO poow, uWu in heawth- ow >_> ewse :3 a OwO feast, -xDD And UwU takes OwO away x3 the :3 stomach- xDD such OwO awe x3 the rich -:33 That uWu have abundance ÚwÚ and ^.^ enjoy >w< it not. -UwU I >_> shouwd rejoice nyow uWu at ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy nyews; -xDD And nyow x3 my ^.^ sight ÚwÚ faiws, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 bwain >_> is giddy. -x3 O me! come nyeaw ;;w;; me nyow UwU I ^w^ am much ill. -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 Comfowt, x3 youw Majesty! -CLARENCE. x3 O x3 my royal ;;w;; fathew! -WESTMORELAND. OwO My suvweign uWu wowd, cheer x3 up yourself, wook :33 up. -WARWICK. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^.^ Pwinces; xDD you UwU do ^.^ knyow these ^w^ fits -^w^ Awe with :33 his >_> Highnyess xDD vewy :33 owdinyawy. -;;w;; Stand from :3 him, UwU give ^.^ him air; he'ww ^w^ stwaight be well. -CLARENCE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ wong howd x3 out these ;;w;; pangs. -xDD Th' ^w^ incessant :3 cawe ÚwÚ and labour of :33 his ^-^ mind ->_< Hath ;;w;; wwought x3 the muwe :3 that >_> shouwd UwU confinye >w< it uWu in -^w^ So >_< thin :3 that >w< wife :33 wooks :33 thwough, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww bweak OwO out. -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. uWu The OwO peopwe feaw OwO me; fow ;;w;; they UwU do uWu obsewve -ÚwÚ Unfathew'd :3 heiws ÚwÚ and woathwy x3 biwths of :33 nyatuwe. -uWu The seasons change uWu theiw :3 mannyews, >_< as x3 the xDD yeaw -xDD Had >_> found x3 some ^w^ months ^-^ asweep, ÚwÚ and uWu weapt them over. -CLARENCE. uWu The river hath thrice flow'd, nyo ebb x3 between; -xDD And x3 the ;;w;; owd fowk, ÚwÚ Time's >_< doting x3 chwonyicwes, -x3 Say >w< it uWu did UwU so :3 a xDD wittwe time >w< befowe -:33 That UwU ouw great xDD gwandsiwe, Edwawd, sick'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died. -WARWICK. ^w^ Speak >_< wowew, Pwinces, fow x3 the ^w^ King recovers. -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. This :3 apopwexy xDD wiww xDD cewtain be :33 his OwO end. ->w< KING. UwU I pray xDD you OwO take ;;w;; me up, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw ;;w;; me >w< hence -^.^ Into x3 some othew ^.^ chambew. Softly, pway. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -UwU Westminstew. ÚwÚ Anyothew x3 chambew - -uWu The ;;w;; KING lying on :3 a bed; OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews uWu in ;;w;; attendance - ->w< KING. Let there be nyo noise made, x3 my ^-^ gentwe >_< fwiends; -OwO Unwess x3 some dull ÚwÚ and favourable uWu hand -Will whisper uWu music to x3 my ÚwÚ weawy >w< spiwit. -WARWICK. ;;w;; Caww fow x3 the uWu music uWu in x3 the othew uWu woom. ->w< KING. Set ;;w;; me x3 the >_< cwown ;;w;; upon x3 my pillow hewe. -CLARENCE. ÚwÚ His ^w^ eye >_> is hollow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 changes :33 much. -WARWICK. Wess noise! less noise! - -Entew PWINCE OwO HENWY - ->w< PWINCE. Who saw x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Cwawence? -CLARENCE. UwU I ^w^ am UwU hewe, brother, full of heaviness. ->w< PWINCE. How >_< nyow! Wain within doows, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye abroad! -How xDD doth x3 the >_> King? -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. ;;w;; Exceeding ill. ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ Heawd ^.^ he x3 the ÚwÚ good nyews :33 yet? Teww >w< it ^.^ him. -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< He alt'red much ;;w;; upon x3 the hearing :3 it. ->w< PWINCE. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >w< sick with joy, he'ww OwO wecuvw ^-^ without physic. -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so much noise, x3 my lords. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, speak ^w^ wow; -uWu The ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew >_> is uWu dispos'd to OwO sweep. -CLARENCE. Let >_> us >_< withdwaw x3 into x3 the othew uWu woom. -WARWICK. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw Gwace to OwO go :3 awong with us? ->w< PWINCE. No; UwU I xDD wiww sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch OwO hewe ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; King. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the PWINCE -Why xDD doth x3 the >_< cwown >_< wie there ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; piwwow, -uWu Being UwU so twoubwesome :3 a bedfellow? -x3 O polish'd perturbation! golden ^.^ cawe! -:33 That :3 keep'st x3 the ports of >_> swumbew open uWu wide -;;w;; To UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ watchfuw night! OwO Sweep with >w< it >_< nyow! -ÚwÚ Yet nyot UwU so >_> sound ÚwÚ and half UwU so deepwy x3 sweet -;;w;; As ^.^ he x3 whose ^w^ bwow with homewy ÚwÚ biggen bound -Snores x3 out x3 the ;;w;; watch of OwO nyight. x3 O ^.^ majesty! -x3 When xDD thou dost pinch >w< thy >w< beawew, xDD thou dost sit -Wike :3 a rich ^-^ awmouw wown uWu in ^.^ heat of day -:33 That scald'st with >w< safety. ^-^ By :33 his :3 gates of UwU bweath ->_> Thewe wies :3 a :3 downy ÚwÚ feathew which stiws not. -Did ^.^ he suspire, :3 that >w< wight ÚwÚ and weightwess down -:33 Pewfowce ^w^ must ;;w;; muv. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wowd! x3 my ;;w;; fathew! -This :33 sweep >_> is >_> sound :33 indeed; ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a :33 sweep -:33 That from ÚwÚ this golden ^w^ wigow hath divorc'd -^w^ So UwU many :3 Engwish OwO kings. x3 Thy >_< due from ;;w;; me -Is tears ÚwÚ and x3 heavy ^w^ sowwows of x3 the :3 bwood ->_< Which nyatuwe, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwiaw ;;w;; tendewnyess, -Shaww, x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, x3 pay uWu thee pwenteouswy. -OwO My >_< due from uWu thee >_> is ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ impewiaw :3 cwown, ->_< Which, >_< as x3 immediate from >w< thy :33 pwace ÚwÚ and bwood, -Derives itsewf to x3 me. [Putting on x3 the :33 cwown] >_> Wo :3 whewe >w< it UwU sits- ->_< Which ^w^ God UwU shaww guard; ÚwÚ and put x3 the OwO wowwd's whole ÚwÚ stwength -^.^ Into one giant ^.^ awm, >w< it UwU shaww nyot force -This :3 winyeaw honour from x3 me. This from uWu thee -Will UwU I to >_< minye OwO weave >_< as UwU 'tis left to x3 me. uWu Exit ->w< KING. x3 Wawwick! :33 Gwoucestew! Clarence! - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ WAWWICK, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, >_> CWAWENCE - -CLARENCE. ^-^ Doth x3 the ^w^ King caww? -WARWICK. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? How fawes x3 youw Gwace? ->w< KING. Why uWu did xDD you OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO hewe ^-^ awonye, x3 my lords? -CLARENCE. We left x3 the Prince x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU hewe, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -Who ^.^ undewtook to sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch ^.^ by OwO you. ->w< KING. uWu The Prince of Wales! Whewe >_> is uWu he? Let ;;w;; me >_> see ^.^ him. ->w< He >_> is nyot hewe. -WARWICK. This doow >_> is >w< open; ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye ÚwÚ this >_> way. -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< He ^-^ came nyot ^w^ thwough x3 the x3 chambew :3 whewe ^.^ we ^.^ stay'd. ->w< KING. Whewe >_> is x3 the crown? Who >_> took >w< it from x3 my uWu piwwow? -WARWICK. x3 When ^.^ we UwU withdwew, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ^.^ we left >w< it hewe. ->w< KING. uWu The Prince hath >_> ta'en >w< it x3 hence. ^w^ Go, >_> seek ^.^ him OwO out. -Is ^.^ he UwU so >_> hasty :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth ^.^ suppose -OwO My :33 sweep x3 my UwU death? -UwU Find :3 him, x3 my ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ Wawwick; UwU chide ^.^ him hithew. -uWu Exit ^w^ WAWWICK -This ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his conjoins with x3 my ÚwÚ disease -xDD And helps to >w< end x3 me. :3 See, sons, >_> what ^.^ things xDD you UwU awe! -How quickly ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ fawws x3 into ;;w;; wevowt -x3 When gowd x3 becomes her object! -For ÚwÚ this x3 the >_< foowish x3 uvw-cawefuw uWu fathews -:3 Have broke uWu theiw :33 sweep with thoughts, -^-^ Theiw brains with care, uWu theiw bones with industwy; -For ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they uWu have engrossed ÚwÚ and OwO piw'd x3 up -uWu The ;;w;; cank'wed OwO heaps of xDD stwange-achieved x3 gowd; -For ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they uWu have :33 been UwU thoughtfuw to ;;w;; invest -^-^ Theiw xDD sons with >w< awts ÚwÚ and martial exewcises; -UwU When, ^.^ wike x3 the :33 bee, :33 towwing from every fwowew -uWu The virtuous x3 sweets, -Our ;;w;; thighs with :3 wax, UwU ouw mouths with honey ^-^ pack'd, -We ;;w;; bwing >w< it to x3 the xDD hive, x3 and, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu bees, -^w^ Awe ^-^ muwd'wed fow UwU ouw OwO pains. This UwU bittew >_> taste -xDD Yiewds :33 his >w< engwossments to x3 the >w< ending :33 fathew. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ WAWWICK - -Now :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww nyot xDD stay UwU so ^-^ wong -Tiww :33 his :33 fwiend sicknyess hath ;;w;; detewmin'd me? -WARWICK. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_> found x3 the Prince uWu in x3 the :3 nyext room, -ÚwÚ Washing with ^-^ kindwy tears :33 his ^-^ gentwe cheeks, -With xDD such :3 a >_> deep :33 demeanyouw uWu in great >_> sowwow, -:33 That tywanny, which >_< nyevew :33 quaff'd >_> but bwood, -Wouwd, ^.^ by beholding :3 him, uWu have >w< wash'd :33 his knyife -With ^-^ gentwe eye-drops. >w< He >_> is xDD coming hithew. ->w< KING. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe uWu did ^.^ he OwO take OwO away x3 the crown? - -^.^ We-entew PWINCE OwO HENWY - ->_> Wo :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, :33 Hawwy. -Depart x3 the chamber, OwO weave >_> us OwO hewe >_< awonye. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and x3 the PWINCE ->w< PWINCE. UwU I >_< nyevew xDD thought to hear xDD you speak ;;w;; again. ->w< KING. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wish UwU was ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ Hawwy, to :3 that thought. -UwU I xDD stay ^w^ too ^-^ wong ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ÚwÚ weawy thee. -uWu Dost xDD thou UwU so :33 hungew fow >_< minye :33 empty >w< chaiw -:33 That xDD thou wiwt >_< nyeeds ;;w;; invest uWu thee with x3 my honyouws -^.^ Befowe >w< thy >_> houw be ripe? x3 O >_< foowish xDD youth! -^.^ Thou >_< seek'st x3 the :33 gweatnyess :3 that xDD wiww UwU uvwwhewm thee. -OwO Stay >_> but :3 a UwU wittwe, fow x3 my ;;w;; cwoud of dignity -Is hewd from falling with UwU so xDD weak :3 a wind -:33 That >w< it xDD wiww quickly drop; x3 my day >_> is ^w^ dim. -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 stow'n :3 that ^w^ which, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some x3 few houws, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ thinye ^-^ without >_> offense; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my :33 death -^.^ Thou x3 hast OwO seaw'd x3 up x3 my ;;w;; expectation. -x3 Thy >w< wife uWu did UwU manyifest xDD thou wov'dst ;;w;; me >_> nyot, -xDD And xDD thou wiwt uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ die x3 assuw'd of :3 it. -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hid'st :3 a thousand ÚwÚ daggews uWu in >w< thy thoughts, ->_< Which xDD thou x3 hast uWu whetted on >w< thy >_< stony uWu heawt, -;;w;; To x3 stab uWu at half >w< an >_> houw of x3 my life. -What, ;;w;; canst xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ fowbeaw ;;w;; me half >w< an :3 houw? -UwU Then get uWu thee >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and dig x3 my :3 gwave xDD thysewf; -xDD And bid x3 the ^.^ mewwy UwU bewws OwO wing to ^.^ thinye ear -:33 That xDD thou awt >w< cwownyed, nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. -Let aww x3 the tears :3 that >_> shouwd UwU bedew x3 my ^-^ heawse -^w^ Be ^.^ dwops of bawm to >_> sanctify >w< thy head; -Onwy ÚwÚ compound ;;w;; me with :3 fowgotten dust; -Give :3 that which uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife >w< unto x3 the ÚwÚ wowms. -Pluck down x3 my OwO officews, bweak x3 my decwees; -For nyow :3 a time >_> is come to ÚwÚ mock uWu at fowm- -ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the >_< Fifth >_> is UwU cwown'd. ^-^ Up, uWu vanyity: -Down, royal state. All xDD you sage ^w^ counsewwows, x3 hence. -xDD And to x3 the :3 Engwish court assemble now, -Fwom every ^-^ wegion, >_< apes of >_< idwenyess. ->_> Nyow, OwO nyeighbouw x3 confinyes, OwO puwge xDD you of x3 youw OwO scum. -:3 Have xDD you :3 a ruffian :3 that xDD wiww x3 sweaw, dwink, xDD dance, ->_< Wevew x3 the night, wob, muwdew, ÚwÚ and :3 commit -uWu The :3 owdest :3 sins x3 the newest uWu kind of ways? -^w^ Be UwU happy, ^.^ he xDD wiww >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo more. -England UwU shaww :3 doubwe gild :33 his >w< twebwe UwU guiwt; -England UwU shaww UwU give ^.^ him office, honyouw, might; -For x3 the :3 fifth ÚwÚ Hawwy from uWu cuwb'd x3 wicense OwO pwucks -uWu The ;;w;; muzzwe of ;;w;; westwaint, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wiwd dog -Shall >w< fwesh :33 his ^.^ tooth on every innocent. -x3 O x3 my poor :33 kingdom, >w< sick with ÚwÚ civiw bwows! -x3 When :3 that x3 my :3 cawe couwd nyot :3 withhowd >w< thy UwU wiots, ->_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do when riot >_> is >w< thy >_> cawe? ->_< O, xDD thou wiwt be :3 a wiwdewnyess ;;w;; again. -Peopwed with ^-^ wowves, >w< thy ;;w;; owd inhabitants! ->w< PWINCE. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my wiege! OwO But fow x3 my ^-^ teaws, -uWu The moist impediments >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; speech, -UwU I xDD had forestall'd ÚwÚ this uWu deaw ÚwÚ and >_> deep ^.^ webuke -Ere xDD you with grief xDD had ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had heard -uWu The course of >w< it UwU so far. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 youw :3 cwown, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ weaws x3 the >_< cwown immortally -OwO Wong xDD guawd >w< it >w< youws! UwU [Knyeewing] ;;w;; If UwU I affect >w< it ^.^ mowe -Than >_< as x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 youw OwO wenyown, -Let ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe from ÚwÚ this ^.^ obedience >_< wise, ->_< Which x3 my UwU most inward true ÚwÚ and duteous ^w^ spiwit -Teacheth ÚwÚ this x3 pwostwate ÚwÚ and exterior >_< bending! -^w^ God >_> witnyess with uWu me, when UwU I OwO hewe ^-^ came uWu in -xDD And >_> found nyo course of UwU bweath within x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -How UwU cowd >w< it >w< stwuck x3 my :33 heawt! ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^w^ feign, ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD pwesent wiwdnyess >_> die, -xDD And >_< nyevew ^w^ wive to x3 show x3 th' xDD incweduwous wowwd -uWu The x3 nyobwe change :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< puwposed! -OwO Coming to wook on UwU you, uWu thinking xDD you >w< dead- -xDD And >_< dead almost, x3 my ^.^ wiege, to think xDD you were- -UwU I x3 spake >w< unto ÚwÚ this >_< cwown >_< as xDD having sense, -xDD And OwO thus upbwaided >w< it: 'The :3 cawe on uWu thee depending ->_< Hath ÚwÚ fed ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< body of x3 my father; -Therefore xDD thou best of gowd awt worst of ;;w;; gowd. -ÚwÚ Othew, less OwO finye uWu in :33 cawat, >_> is ^.^ mowe pwecious, -^.^ Pwesewving >w< wife uWu in med'cinye potable; -OwO But UwU thou, UwU most uWu finye, UwU most OwO honyouw'd, UwU most wenyown'd, -Hast eat >w< thy bearer ^.^ up.' Thus, x3 my UwU most royal ^.^ wiege, -;;w;; Accusing :33 it, UwU I put >w< it on x3 my head, -;;w;; To >_> twy with OwO it- >_< as with >w< an ;;w;; enyemy -:33 That xDD had >w< befowe x3 my OwO face ^-^ muwd'wed x3 my ^-^ fathew- -uWu The ^-^ quawwew of :3 a true ^-^ inhewitow. -OwO But >_> if >w< it uWu did ÚwÚ infect x3 my :3 bwood with joy, -:33 Ow sweww x3 my >_< thoughts to xDD any ;;w;; stwain of >_> pwide; -;;w;; If xDD any rebel ow :33 vain ^w^ spiwit of >_< minye -Did with x3 the least :3 affection of :3 a wewcome -Give entewtainment to x3 the ^w^ might of :33 it, -Let ^w^ God fow OwO evew >_< keep >w< it from x3 my head, -xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the poowest ^.^ vassaw ;;w;; is, -:33 That xDD doth with OwO awe ÚwÚ and tewwow ^w^ knyeew to :3 it! ->w< KING. x3 O x3 my x3 son, -^w^ God put >w< it uWu in >w< thy ^-^ mind to OwO take >w< it hence, -:33 That xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst x3 win x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< thy father's xDD wuv, -x3 Pweading UwU so wisely uWu in UwU excuse of :3 it! -:3 Come hithew, Hawwy; sit xDD thou ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ bed, -xDD And heaw, UwU I >_< think, x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ watest counsel -:33 That OwO evew UwU I UwU shaww breathe. ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, x3 my x3 son, -^-^ By >_> what uWu by-paths ÚwÚ and ^.^ indiwect cwook'd ways -UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ this >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf ^.^ knyow weww -How twoubwesome >w< it sat ;;w;; upon x3 my head: -;;w;; To uWu thee >w< it UwU shaww descend with xDD bettew ^w^ quiet, -uWu Bettew :33 opinyion, xDD bettew ^-^ confiwmation; -For aww x3 the UwU soiw of x3 the achievement xDD goes -With ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the ;;w;; eawth. ^.^ It ^w^ seem'd uWu in ;;w;; me -OwO But >_< as >w< an honour ^-^ snyatch'd with UwU boist'wous xDD hand; -xDD And UwU I xDD had UwU many UwU wiving to x3 upbwaid -OwO My ^.^ gain of >w< it ^.^ by uWu theiw ^w^ assistances; ->_< Which x3 daiwy ^-^ gwew to ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and to bwoodshed, -^w^ Wounding ^.^ supposed peace. All these bold OwO feaws -^.^ Thou seest with peril UwU I uWu have OwO answewed; -For aww x3 my OwO weign hath :33 been >_> but >_< as :3 a scene -UwU Acting :3 that awgument. xDD And nyow x3 my :33 death -uWu Changes x3 the ^-^ mood; fow >_> what uWu in ;;w;; me UwU was >w< puwchas'd -Fawws ;;w;; upon uWu thee uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe fairer sort; -^w^ So xDD thou x3 the gawwand ^.^ weaw'st ^.^ successivewy. -Yet, ^w^ though xDD thou OwO stand'st ^.^ mowe >_< suwe than UwU I couwd UwU do, -^.^ Thou awt nyot >w< fiwm UwU enyough, xDD since griefs OwO awe green; -xDD And aww x3 my OwO fwiends, which xDD thou ^w^ must >_< make >w< thy OwO fwiends, -:3 Have >_> but uWu theiw ^w^ stings ÚwÚ and teeth x3 nyewwy >_> ta'en out; -^-^ By x3 whose UwU feww >w< wowking UwU I UwU was xDD fiwst advanc'd, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 whose powew UwU I weww ^w^ might uWu wodge :3 a feaw -;;w;; To be again >w< dispwac'd; which to >_> avoid, -UwU I :3 cut them :33 off; ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose nyow -;;w;; To lead x3 out UwU many to x3 the Holy Land, -Lest xDD west ÚwÚ and lying still ^w^ might >_< make them wook -Too nyeaw >w< unto x3 my state. >_< Thewefowe, x3 my ^w^ Hawwy, -^w^ Be >w< it >w< thy course to >w< busy ^-^ giddy minds -With :33 foweign quarrels, :3 that xDD action, >w< hence :3 bownye ^.^ out, -^-^ May uWu waste x3 the ^w^ memowy of x3 the xDD fowmew days. -uWu Mowe ^.^ wouwd I, >_> but x3 my >w< wungs OwO awe wasted UwU so -:33 That ÚwÚ stwength of ÚwÚ speech >_> is ;;w;; uttewwy >w< denyied x3 me. -How UwU I ^-^ came ^.^ by x3 the :3 cwown, x3 O :33 God, fowgive; -xDD And gwant >w< it OwO may with uWu thee uWu in true uWu peace x3 wive! ->w< PWINCE. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wiege, ->_> You ^.^ won :33 it, ÚwÚ wowe :33 it, :33 kept :33 it, uWu gave >w< it OwO me; -UwU Then uWu pwain ÚwÚ and >w< wight ^w^ must x3 my >w< possession be; ->_< Which UwU I with ^.^ mowe than with :3 a ^w^ common :33 pain -^w^ 'Gainst aww x3 the wowwd xDD wiww >w< wightfuwwy x3 maintain. - -Entew PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF >_> WANCASTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - ->w< KING. x3 Wook, look, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my John of Lancaster. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. Heawth, ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and happinyess, to x3 my royal ;;w;; fathew! ->w< KING. ^.^ Thou x3 bwing'st ;;w;; me happinyess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peace, >_< son John; -OwO But :33 heawth, awack, with youthfuw x3 wings >_> is fwown -Fwom ÚwÚ this OwO bawe :33 withew'd ÚwÚ twunk. >_> Upon >w< thy ^.^ sight -OwO My ^-^ wowwdwy business x3 makes :3 a UwU pewiod. -Whewe >_> is x3 my Lord of ^w^ Wawwick? ->w< PWINCE. OwO My Lord of x3 Wawwick! ->w< KING. ^-^ Doth xDD any xDD nyame xDD pawticuwaw OwO bewong -uWu Unto x3 the ;;w;; wodging :3 whewe UwU I xDD fiwst uWu did ^w^ swoon? -WARWICK. 'Tis ^w^ caww'd >_< Jewusawem, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. ->w< KING. Laud be to uWu God! Even there x3 my >w< wife ^w^ must OwO end. -^.^ It hath :33 been ^.^ pwophesied to ;;w;; me UwU many years, -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^-^ die >_> but uWu in ^.^ Jewusawem; ->_< Which vainwy UwU I ^-^ suppos'd x3 the Holy >_< Wand. -OwO But UwU beaw ;;w;; me to :3 that ;;w;; chambew; there I'll wie; -^w^ In :3 that OwO Jewusawem UwU shaww ÚwÚ Hawwy die. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Gloucestershire. uWu SHAWWOW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^-^ FAWSTAFF, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE - -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By >_> cock ÚwÚ and ^-^ pie, ^w^ siw, xDD you UwU shaww nyot OwO away to-night. -What, >_< Davy, UwU I ;;w;; say! ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You ^w^ must UwU excuse uWu me, >_< Mastew Robert :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU excuse uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww nyot be excus'd; excuses -UwU shaww nyot be ^-^ admitted; there >_> is nyo UwU excuse UwU shaww serve; xDD you UwU shaww -nyot be ^-^ excus'd. Why, ÚwÚ Davy! - -Entew >_< DAVY - ->_> DAVY. Here, sir. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_< Davy, >_< Davy, >_< Davy, >_> Davy; wet ;;w;; me see, >_> Davy; wet ;;w;; me see, ->_> Davy; wet ;;w;; me >_> see- >w< yea, marry, ;;w;; Wiwwiam cook, bid ^.^ him come hithew. -Sir John, xDD you UwU shaww nyot be ^-^ excus'd. ->_> DAVY. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, thus: UwU those precepts ;;w;; cannyot be ^-^ sewved; x3 and, -OwO again, >_< siw- UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; sow x3 the headland with wheat? -x3 SHAWWOW. With red ÚwÚ wheat, OwO Davy. OwO But fow ;;w;; Wiwwiam ;;w;; cook- OwO awe there nyo -xDD young ^w^ pigeons? ->_> DAVY. Yes, sir. :3 Hewe >_> is nyow x3 the UwU smith's ^-^ nyote fow ^-^ shoeing ÚwÚ and -pwough-iwons. -x3 SHAWWOW. Let >w< it be :3 cast, ÚwÚ and paid. Sir John, xDD you UwU shaww nyot be -x3 excused. ->_> DAVY. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, :3 a x3 nyew >_> wink to x3 the ^-^ bucket ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be uWu had; x3 and, -^w^ siw, UwU do xDD you >_> mean to ÚwÚ stop xDD any of ^-^ Wiwwiam's UwU wages about x3 the ^-^ sack ^.^ he -wost x3 the othew day uWu at >_> Hinckwey uWu faiw? -x3 SHAWWOW. >_> 'A UwU shaww answew :3 it. ;;w;; Some xDD pigeons, >_< Davy, :3 a coupwe of ->_< showt-wegg'd hens, :3 a UwU joint of >_< mutton, ÚwÚ and xDD any OwO pwetty xDD wittwe >w< tiny -x3 kickshaws, tell ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^w^ cook. ->_> DAVY. ^-^ Doth x3 the x3 man of >w< waw xDD stay aww night, UwU siw? -x3 SHAWWOW. Yea, >_> Davy; UwU I xDD wiww use ^.^ him well. ^-^ A :33 fwiend :33 i' x3 th' court >_> is -xDD bettew than :3 a ÚwÚ penny uWu in purse. ^w^ Use :33 his ;;w;; men weww, >_> Davy; fow ;;w;; they -OwO awe uWu awwant knyaves ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :33 backbite. ->_> DAVY. No xDD wowse than ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; backbitten, siw; fow ;;w;; they uWu have -marvellous fouw linen. -x3 SHAWWOW. Weww ;;w;; conceited, Davy- about >w< thy business, OwO Davy. ->_> DAVY. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, to >_< countenyance ;;w;; Wiwwiam Visor of UwU Woncot -OwO against :3 Cwement >w< Pewkes ^.^ o' x3 th' hiww. -x3 SHAWWOW. There, >_> is UwU many complaints, >_< Davy, OwO against :3 that Visow. :33 That -Visor >_> is >w< an uWu awwant ^-^ knyave, on x3 my knowledge. ->_> DAVY. UwU I gwant x3 youw :33 wowship :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ^-^ knyave, siw; >_> but yet ^w^ God -OwO fowbid, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 a x3 knyave >_> shouwd uWu have x3 some >_< countenyance uWu at :33 his -^-^ fwiend's xDD wequest. ^-^ An xDD honyest ^w^ man, ^w^ siw, >_> is able to speak fow -himsewf, when :3 a x3 knyave >_> is not. UwU I uWu have sewv'd x3 youw :33 wowship OwO twuwy, -^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this eight uWu yeaws; >w< an UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> once ow twice uWu in :3 a quarter -UwU beaw x3 out :3 a x3 knyave OwO against >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, UwU I uWu have >_> but :3 a xDD vewy xDD wittwe -cwedit with x3 youw UwU wowship. uWu The x3 knyave >_> is >_< minye xDD honyest fwiend, siw; -OwO thewefowe, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet ^.^ him be ;;w;; countenyanc'd. -x3 SHAWWOW. Go >w< to; UwU I >_> say ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have nyo wrong. Wook about, ->_> DAVY. ;;w;; [Exit ;;w;; DAVY] Whewe OwO awe UwU you, Sir ^w^ John? ^.^ Come, come, come, x3 off -with x3 youw uWu boots. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, >_< Mastew ^.^ Bawdowph. -BARDOLPH. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw UwU wowship. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee with aww x3 my uWu heawt, uWu kind >_< Mastew ^.^ Bawdowph. -:33 [To x3 the xDD PAGE] xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, x3 my ;;w;; taww UwU fewwow. ^.^ Come, Sir OwO John. ->_> FAWSTAFF. I'll ;;w;; fowwow UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Robert :3 Shawwow. -;;w;; [Exit ^.^ SHAWWOW] xDD Bawdowph, wook to UwU ouw :33 howses. UwU [Exeunt ^.^ BAWDOWPH -ÚwÚ and xDD PAGE] ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe ;;w;; sawed x3 into ^w^ quantities, UwU I >_> shouwd >_< make fouw -^.^ dozen of xDD such ÚwÚ beawded :3 hewmits' ÚwÚ staves >_< as >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a -;;w;; wondewfuw ^.^ thing to >_> see x3 the semblable cohewence of :33 his men's -;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ his. >_> They, ^.^ by OwO obsewving of :3 him, UwU do UwU beaw x3 themsewves -^.^ wike >_< foowish UwU justices: xDD he, ^.^ by convewsing with ÚwÚ them, >_> is turned -x3 into :3 a UwU justice-wike uWu sewving-man. ^-^ Theiw ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe UwU so mawwied uWu in -conjunction with x3 the x3 pawticipation of >w< society :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ fwock -togethew uWu in ^.^ consent, ^.^ wike UwU so UwU many >w< wiwd ^.^ geese. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a >_> suit to ->_< Mastew Shallow, UwU I ^.^ wouwd humouw :33 his ;;w;; men with x3 the ;;w;; imputation of -^.^ being nyeaw uWu theiw mastew; >_> if to :33 his men, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 cuwwy with >_< Mastew ->_< Shawwow :3 that nyo x3 man couwd xDD bettew ÚwÚ command :33 his xDD sewvants. ^.^ It >_> is -xDD cewtain :3 that xDD eithew uWu wise :33 beawing ow ÚwÚ ignyowant xDD cawwiage >_> is ;;w;; caught, ->_< as ;;w;; men OwO take ^.^ diseases, one of another; >_< thewefowe wet ;;w;; men OwO take :3 heed -of uWu theiw UwU company. UwU I xDD wiww >w< devise ;;w;; mattew enough x3 out of ÚwÚ this >_< Shawwow -to >_< keep Prince ÚwÚ Hawwy uWu in continyuaw :33 waughtew x3 the UwU weawing x3 out of six -:33 fashions, which >_> is fouw ^w^ tewms, ow >w< two ;;w;; actions; ÚwÚ and xDD 'a UwU shaww laugh -^-^ without :33 intewvawwums. >_< O, >w< it >_> is much :3 that :3 a >_< wie with :3 a :3 swight -;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD jest with :3 a >_> sad ^w^ bwow xDD wiww UwU do with :3 a fewwow :3 that >_< nyevew -xDD had x3 the ache uWu in :33 his shoulders! >_< O, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him laugh >w< tiww -:33 his OwO face be ^.^ wike :3 a wet uWu cwoak :33 iww laid ^-^ up! -x3 SHAWWOW. :33 [Within] Sir John! ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I come, >_< Mastew >w< Shawwow; UwU I come, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -UwU Westminstew. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -OwO Entew, ;;w;; sevewawwy, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE - -WARWICK. How now, x3 my Lord :33 Chief Justice; :33 whithew ÚwÚ away? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. How xDD doth x3 the >_> King? -WARWICK. ;;w;; Exceeding well; :33 his ÚwÚ cawes OwO awe nyow aww ended. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I hope, nyot uWu dead. -WARWICK. He's wawk'd x3 the uWu way of >_< nyatuwe; -xDD And to UwU ouw uWu puwposes ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyo more. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 his ;;w;; Majesty xDD had ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me with ^.^ him. -uWu The OwO sewvice :3 that UwU I :33 twuwy uWu did :33 his >w< wife ->_< Hath left ;;w;; me open to aww ^-^ injuwies. -WARWICK. >w< Indeed, UwU I think x3 the xDD young x3 king loves xDD you not. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD doth >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and UwU do awm mysewf -;;w;; To wewcome x3 the condition of x3 the time, ->_< Which ;;w;; cannyot wook ^.^ mowe x3 hideouswy ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me -Than UwU I uWu have drawn >w< it uWu in x3 my OwO fantasy. - -Entew >_> WANCASTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ->_< WESTMOWEWAND, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -WARWICK. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 heavy x3 issue of >_< dead :33 Hawwy. -x3 O :3 that x3 the UwU wiving ÚwÚ Hawwy xDD had x3 the xDD tempew -Of xDD he, x3 the worst of these >w< thwee gentlemen! -How UwU many nyobwes xDD then >_> shouwd howd uWu theiw pwaces -:33 That ^w^ must strike saiw to ;;w;; spiwits of ^-^ viwe sowt! -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. x3 O :33 God, UwU I feaw aww xDD wiww be >w< uvwtuwn'd. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD cousin Wawwick, ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. -GWOUCESTEW ^w^ & CLARENCE. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 cousin. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. We :3 meet ^.^ wike ;;w;; men :3 that xDD had fowgot to >_< speak. -WARWICK. We UwU do wemembew; >_> but UwU ouw :33 awgument -Is aww ^w^ too x3 heavy to ^w^ admit much ^-^ tawk. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. xDD Weww, uWu peace be with ^.^ him :3 that hath UwU made >_> us xDD heavy! -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. :3 Peace be with us, xDD west ^.^ we be heavier! -PWINCE HUMPHWEY. >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you uWu have wost :3 a :33 fwiend :33 indeed; -xDD And UwU I dawe >_< sweaw xDD you :3 bowwow nyot :3 that OwO face -Of ÚwÚ seeming ^.^ sowwow- >w< it >_> is >_< suwe x3 youw own. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. ;;w;; Though nyo x3 man be x3 assuw'd >_> what xDD gwace to ^w^ find, ->_> You stand uWu in :3 cowdest ;;w;; expectation. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ÚwÚ sowwiew; ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe othewwise. -CLARENCE. xDD Weww, xDD you ^w^ must nyow speak Sir John Falstaff fair; ->_< Which ÚwÚ swims OwO against x3 youw stweam of ÚwÚ quawity. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ÚwÚ Sweet Pwinces, >_> what UwU I ^-^ did, UwU I uWu did uWu in honyouw, -UwU Wed ^.^ by x3 th' impartial ÚwÚ conduct of x3 my ^.^ souw; -xDD And >_< nyevew UwU shaww xDD you >_> see :3 that UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ beg -^-^ A ^-^ wagged ÚwÚ and forestall'd OwO wemission. -;;w;; If uWu twuth ÚwÚ and ^w^ upwight innocency fail uWu me, -I'll to x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >_< mastew :3 that >_> is >_< dead, -xDD And tell ^.^ him who hath sent ;;w;; me ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. -WARWICK. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the UwU Pwince. - -Entew ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE >_< FIFTH, ^w^ attended - -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! ->w< KING. This x3 nyew ÚwÚ and gowgeous OwO gawment, ^.^ majesty, -x3 Sits nyot UwU so ^w^ easy on ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you UwU think. -x3 Bwothews, xDD you x3 mix x3 youw >_> sadnyess with x3 some ;;w;; feaw. -This >_> is x3 the Engwish, nyot x3 the Turkish >_> couwt; -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< Amuwath >w< an >_< Amuwath UwU succeeds, -OwO But ÚwÚ Hawwy :33 Hawwy. ÚwÚ Yet be :3 sad, ÚwÚ good OwO bwothews, -For, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, >w< it xDD vewy weww x3 becomes OwO you. -OwO Sowwow UwU so ÚwÚ woyawwy uWu in xDD you >_> appeaws -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww deepwy put x3 the fashion ;;w;; on, -xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 my ;;w;; heawt. Why, >w< then, be OwO sad; -OwO But entertain nyo ^.^ mowe of :33 it, ÚwÚ good OwO bwothews, -Than :3 a UwU joint buwden laid ;;w;; upon >_> us all. -For uWu me, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, UwU I bid xDD you be UwU assuw'd, -I'll be x3 youw >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew :3 too; -Let ;;w;; me >_> but UwU beaw x3 youw xDD wuv, I'll UwU beaw x3 youw cares. -ÚwÚ Yet xDD weep :3 that Harry's >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww x3 I; -OwO But ÚwÚ Hawwy ;;w;; wives :3 that UwU shaww convert UwU those tears -^-^ By ^w^ nyumbew x3 into >_> houws of ÚwÚ happinyess. -BROTHERS. We UwU hope nyo ^-^ othewwise from x3 youw >_< Majesty. ->w< KING. >_> You aww wook OwO stwangewy on OwO me; ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 most. ->_> You awe, UwU I >_< think, x3 assuw'd UwU I wuv xDD you not. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ^w^ am UwU assuw'd, >_> if UwU I be UwU measuw'd ÚwÚ wightwy, -uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty hath nyo >w< just cause to ^-^ hate x3 me. ->w< KING. uWu Nyo? -How ^w^ might :3 a >_> pwince of x3 my great hopes x3 fowget -^w^ So great ^w^ indignyities xDD you laid ;;w;; upon me? -What, rate, webuke, ÚwÚ and roughly >_> send to pwison, -xDD Th' x3 immediate heir of England! Was ÚwÚ this xDD easy? -^-^ May ÚwÚ this be >w< wash'd uWu in ^w^ Wethe ÚwÚ and fowgotten? -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I xDD then uWu did use x3 the ÚwÚ pewson of x3 youw father; -uWu The x3 image of :33 his powew uWu way xDD then uWu in OwO me; -xDD And uWu in x3 th' adminyistwation of :33 his waw, -Whiwes UwU I UwU was >w< busy fow x3 the commonwealth, -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ^w^ pweased to x3 fowget x3 my pwace, -uWu The ^.^ majesty ÚwÚ and powew of law ÚwÚ and justice, -uWu The x3 image of x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ whom UwU I presented, -xDD And >w< stwuck ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD vewy uWu seat of >_> judgment; -^w^ Wheweon, >_< as >w< an offender to x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU I uWu gave bold uWu way to x3 my ÚwÚ authowity -xDD And uWu did :3 commit OwO you. ;;w;; If x3 the ^.^ deed :3 wewe UwU iww, -^w^ Be xDD you :3 contented, UwU weawing nyow x3 the garland, -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a >_< son uWu set x3 youw decrees uWu at >w< nyought, -;;w;; To pluck down justice from x3 youw x3 awfuw ^.^ bench, -;;w;; To uWu twip x3 the course of waw, ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt x3 the xDD swowd -:33 That ^-^ guawds x3 the uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 safety of x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson; -Nyay, >_> mowe, to :33 spuwn uWu at x3 youw UwU most royal ÚwÚ image, -xDD And ÚwÚ mock x3 youw workings uWu in :3 a second body. -x3 Question x3 youw royal thoughts, >_< make x3 the case OwO youws; -^w^ Be nyow x3 the ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and UwU pwopose :3 a son; ->w< Heaw x3 youw UwU own dignity UwU so much x3 pwofan'd, -xDD See x3 youw UwU most :3 dweadfuw UwU waws UwU so >_< woosewy ;;w;; swighted, -ÚwÚ Behowd >_> youwsewf UwU so ^.^ by :3 a >_< son disdain'd; -xDD And xDD then imagine ;;w;; me :3 taking x3 youw ÚwÚ pawt -^.^ And, uWu in x3 youw x3 powew, soft silencing x3 youw OwO son. ->w< Aftew ÚwÚ this UwU cowd :3 considewance, :33 sentence OwO me; -^.^ And, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a OwO king, speak uWu in x3 youw >w< state ->_> What UwU I uWu have donye :3 that xDD misbecame x3 my pwace, -OwO My pewson, ow x3 my >w< wiege's suvweignty. ->w< KING. >_> You OwO awe wight, x3 Justice, ÚwÚ and xDD you >w< weigh ÚwÚ this well; -Therefore still UwU beaw x3 the ^w^ bawance ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ swowd; -xDD And UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish x3 youw honyouws OwO may incwease -Tiww xDD you UwU do ^w^ wive to >_> see :3 a >_< son of >_< minye -^-^ Offend UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU obey UwU you, >_< as UwU I ^.^ did. -^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive to speak x3 my father's x3 wowds: -:3 'Happy ^w^ am UwU I :3 that uWu have :3 a x3 man UwU so bold -:33 That x3 dawes UwU do justice on x3 my OwO pwopew son; -xDD And nyot less UwU happy, xDD having xDD such :3 a >_< son -:33 That ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up :33 his :33 gweatnyess UwU so -^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ hands of ^-^ justice.' >_> You uWu did :3 commit OwO me; -For which UwU I UwU do :3 commit x3 into x3 youw uWu hand -xDD Th' OwO unstainyed xDD swowd :3 that xDD you uWu have ;;w;; us'd to bear; -With ÚwÚ this >_> wemembwance- :3 that xDD you use x3 the same -With x3 the ^.^ wike >w< bowd, >_< just, ÚwÚ and impartial ^w^ spiwit -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have donye uWu 'gainst x3 me. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >w< hand. ->_> You UwU shaww be >_< as :3 a >w< fathew to x3 my uWu youth; -OwO My uWu voice UwU shaww >_> sound >_< as xDD you UwU do prompt >_< minye ^-^ eaw; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_< stoop ÚwÚ and humble x3 my x3 intents -;;w;; To x3 youw x3 weww-pwactis'd uWu wise diwections. -^.^ And, Princes all, ^-^ bewieve uWu me, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -OwO My >w< fathew >_> is >_> gonye >w< wiwd x3 into :33 his ^-^ gwave, -For uWu in :33 his tomb >_< wie x3 my ÚwÚ affections; -xDD And with :33 his ;;w;; spiwits sadwy UwU I ^-^ suwvive, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ mock x3 the expectation of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; To frustrate x3 pwophecies, ÚwÚ and to x3 waze x3 out -^.^ Wotten :33 opinyion, who hath ^-^ wwit ;;w;; me down ->w< Aftew x3 my >_< seeming. uWu The >_< tide of :3 bwood uWu in ;;w;; me ->_< Hath x3 pwoudwy flow'd uWu in vanyity >w< tiww now. -Now xDD doth >w< it turn ÚwÚ and ebb back to x3 the :33 sea, -Whewe >w< it UwU shaww mingwe with x3 the >w< state of floods, -xDD And fwow henceforth uWu in formal :33 majesty. -Now caww ^.^ we UwU ouw xDD high court of parliament; -xDD And wet >_> us choose xDD such x3 wimbs of x3 nyobwe counsew, -:33 That x3 the great >w< body of UwU ouw >w< state OwO may OwO go -^w^ In equal rank with x3 the best guvwn'd nation; -:33 That waw, ow ÚwÚ peace, ow both uWu at ^w^ once, OwO may be -;;w;; As ^.^ things >_> acquainted ÚwÚ and ^.^ famiwiaw to us; -^w^ In which UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ fowemost >w< hand. -Our ;;w;; cowonyation :33 donye, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO accite, -;;w;; As UwU I >w< befowe rememb'red, aww UwU ouw ^w^ state; -^.^ And- ^w^ God ^.^ consignying to x3 my ÚwÚ good >w< intents- -No >_> pwince nor peer UwU shaww uWu have >w< just cause to say, -^w^ God showten Harry's ^w^ happy >w< wife one x3 day. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -Gloucestershire. uWu SHAWWOW'S orchard - -Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, x3 SIWENCE, uWu BAWDOWPH, x3 the PAGE, ÚwÚ and >_< DAVY - -x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see x3 my >_> owchawd, where, uWu in >w< an >_< awbouw, ^.^ we -xDD wiww eat :3 a >w< wast >_> yeaw's >_> pippin of >_< minye UwU own graffing, with :3 a ^w^ dish -of OwO cawaways, ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. ^.^ Come, xDD cousin Siwence. xDD And xDD then to :3 bed. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, xDD you uWu have OwO hewe :3 a xDD goodwy dwelling ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wich. -x3 SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Bawwen, ^.^ bawwen, bawwen; x3 beggaws all, x3 beggaws all, Sir John --marry, ÚwÚ good air. >_> Spwead, >_< Davy, spread, >_> Davy; weww said, OwO Davy. ->_> FAWSTAFF. This ;;w;; Davy sewves xDD you fow ÚwÚ good >_< uses; ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw -uWu sewving-man ÚwÚ and x3 youw husband. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good vawwet, :3 a ÚwÚ good vawwet, :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good vawwet, Sir -OwO John. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk ^w^ too much ^-^ sack uWu at x3 suppew. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good -varlet. Now sit ;;w;; down, nyow sit down; come, :33 cousin. -^.^ SIWENCE. xDD Ah, siwwah! OwO quoth-a- ^.^ we UwU shaww [Singing] - -Do >_< nyothing >_> but eat ÚwÚ and >_< make ÚwÚ good cheew, -xDD And praise ^w^ God fow x3 the ^.^ mewwy yeaw; -x3 When >w< fwesh >_> is cheap ÚwÚ and femawes deaw, -xDD And ÚwÚ wusty wads >_< woam OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, -^w^ So mewwiwy, -xDD And OwO evew ^-^ among UwU so merrily. - ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^.^ mewwy :33 heawt! ^-^ Good >_< Mastew uWu Siwence, I'll UwU give xDD you -:3 a ^.^ heawth fow :3 that x3 anyon. -x3 SHAWWOW. Give >_< Mastew Bardolph x3 some wine, OwO Davy. ->_> DAVY. ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ siw, ^.^ sit; I'll be with xDD you anon; UwU most x3 sweet ^w^ siw, >_< sit. ->_< Mastew >_> Page, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >_> Page, >_< sit. Proface! >_> What xDD you ^.^ want uWu in -meat, we'll uWu have uWu in ^-^ dwink. OwO But xDD you ^w^ must bear; x3 the heart's all. -uWu Exit -x3 SHAWWOW. ^w^ Be >_> mewwy, >_< Mastew Bardolph; x3 and, x3 my xDD wittwe soldier thewe, -be x3 mewwy. -^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] - -^w^ Be >_> mewwy, be >_> mewwy, x3 my >w< wife >_> has aww; -For x3 women OwO awe shwews, both showt ÚwÚ and >_< taww; -'Tis ^.^ mewwy uWu in ^-^ haww when beards wag an; -xDD And wewcome ^.^ mewwy Shwuv-tide. -^w^ Be >_> mewwy, be x3 mewwy. - ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I uWu did nyot think >_< Mastew Siwence xDD had :33 been :3 a x3 man of ÚwÚ this -mettle. -^.^ SIWENCE. UwU Who, >_< I? UwU I uWu have :33 been ^.^ mewwy twice ÚwÚ and >_> once ere now. - -^.^ We-entew >_< DAVY - ->_> DAVY. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] >_> Thewe's :3 a ^w^ dish of ^-^ weathew-coats fow OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Davy! ->_> DAVY. uWu Youw wowship! I'll be with xDD you stwaight. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] -^-^ A >w< cup of wine, UwU siw? -^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] - -^-^ A >w< cup of winye ^w^ that's bwisk ÚwÚ and uWu finye, -xDD And ÚwÚ dwink >w< unto x3 the ^-^ weman minye; -xDD And :3 a ^.^ mewwy >_< heawt ;;w;; wives >_> wong-a. - ->_> FAWSTAFF. Weww said, >_< Mastew Siwence. -^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ An ^.^ we UwU shaww be >_> mewwy, nyow x3 comes uWu in x3 the x3 sweet ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO nyight. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong >w< wife to UwU you, >_< Mastew Silence! -^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] - -Fiww x3 the cup, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it come, -I'll >_< pwedge xDD you :3 a miwe to x3 th' :33 bottom. - -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Honyest xDD Bawdowph, wewcome; >_> if xDD thou :33 want'st ;;w;; anything ÚwÚ and -wiwt nyot >_> caww, :3 beshwew >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. Welcome, x3 my xDD wittwe >w< tiny UwU thief -ÚwÚ and wewcome ÚwÚ indeed UwU too. I'll ÚwÚ dwink to >_< Mastew xDD Bawdowph, ÚwÚ and to aww -x3 the ;;w;; cabiwewos about OwO Wondon. ->_> DAVY. UwU I UwU hope to >_> see ;;w;; Wondon >_> once ere UwU I die. -BARDOLPH. ^-^ An UwU I ^w^ might >_> see xDD you thewe, ÚwÚ Davy! -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, ;;w;; you'W UwU cwack :3 a quawt together- :33 ha! xDD wiww xDD you ->_> nyot, >_< Mastew Bawdowph? -BARDOLPH. Yea, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a ^.^ pottwe-pot. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By >_> God's ;;w;; wiggens, UwU I >_> thank thee. uWu The x3 knyave xDD wiww OwO stick ^.^ by -ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe uWu thee x3 that. >_> 'A xDD wiww nyot ^.^ out, uWu 'a; UwU 'tis true -bred. -BARDOLPH. xDD And I'll OwO stick ^.^ by :3 him, sir. -x3 SHAWWOW. Why, there ^-^ spoke :3 a king. ;;w;; Wack uWu nyothing; be x3 mewwy. ->_> [Onye ÚwÚ knyocks uWu at ^w^ doow] Wook OwO who's uWu at doow thewe, ho! Who knocks? -uWu Exit >_< DAVY ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 [To x3 SIWENCE, who >_> has UwU dwunk :3 a ÚwÚ bumpew] Why, nyow xDD you uWu have -donye ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wight. -^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] - -Do ;;w;; me wight, -xDD And ^.^ dub ;;w;; me knyight. -Samingo. - -^-^ Is't nyot so? ->_> FAWSTAFF. 'Tis :3 so. -^.^ SIWENCE. ^-^ Is't so? Why >w< then, >_> say >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ somewhat. - -^.^ We-entew >_< DAVY - ->_> DAVY. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw worship, there's one Pistow come from x3 the -court with ;;w;; nyews. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Fwom x3 the ^w^ couwt? Let ^.^ him come ^.^ in. - -Entew PISTOW - -How now, :33 Pistow? -PISTOL. Sir John, ^w^ God :3 save you! ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What wind bwew xDD you hithew, :33 Pistow? -PISTOL. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the :33 iww wind which ^w^ bwows nyo x3 man to UwU good. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU knyight, -xDD thou awt nyow one of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ;;w;; men uWu in ÚwÚ this weawm. -^.^ SIWENCE. xDD By'w UwU wady, UwU I think xDD 'a be, >_> but ^.^ goodman Puff of :33 Bawson. -PISTOL. ^.^ Puff! -Puff uWu in >w< thy teeth, UwU most xDD wecweant x3 cowawd ;;w;; base! -Sir John, UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy Pistow ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwiend, -xDD And helter-skelter uWu have UwU I rode to ÚwÚ thee; -xDD And UwU tidings UwU do UwU I bring, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wucky joys, -xDD And golden xDD times, ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy nyews of price. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I pray uWu thee now, ÚwÚ dewivew them ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man of ÚwÚ this wowwd. -PISTOL. ^-^ A UwU foutwa fow x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ and OwO wowwdwings ;;w;; base! -UwU I speak of ^w^ Afwica ÚwÚ and golden joys. ->_> FAWSTAFF. x3 O UwU base :33 Assywian UwU knyight, >_> what >_> is >w< thy nyews? -Let ^w^ King ^.^ Cophetua ^.^ knyow x3 the uWu twuth >_> theweof. -^.^ SIWENCE. [Singing] xDD And Wobin Hood, ;;w;; Scawwet, ÚwÚ and OwO John. -PISTOL. Shall *teleports behind you* dunghiww x3 cuws ^-^ confwont x3 the Hewicons? -xDD And UwU shaww ÚwÚ good nyews be ^w^ baffwed? -Then, ^.^ Pistow, uWu way >w< thy >_> head uWu in ^-^ Fuwies' :3 wap. -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Honyest gentweman, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 youw UwU bweeding. -PISTOL. Why, >w< then, wament ^w^ thewefowe. -x3 SHAWWOW. Give ;;w;; me pardon, sir. If, ^w^ siw, xDD you come with nyews from x3 the -xDD couwt, UwU I OwO take >w< it there's >_> but >w< two uWu ways- xDD eithew to :33 uttew them ow -:33 conceaw OwO them. UwU I am, ^w^ siw, :33 undew x3 the OwO King, uWu in x3 some authowity. -PISTOL. ;;w;; Undew which OwO king, >_> Bezonyian? ÚwÚ Speak, ow die. -x3 SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Undew ^w^ King :33 Hawwy. -PISTOL. ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Fourth- ow ÚwÚ Fifth? -x3 SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Fourth. -PISTOL. ^-^ A UwU foutwa fow ^.^ thinye :3 office! -Sir John, >w< thy xDD tendew >w< wambkin nyow >_> is uWu King; -ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Fifth's x3 the man. UwU I speak x3 the truth. -x3 When Pistow lies, UwU do >_< this; ÚwÚ and fig uWu me, ^.^ wike -uWu The ^.^ bwagging :33 Spanyiawd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. What, >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 king dead? -PISTOL. ;;w;; As nail uWu in UwU doow. uWu The ^.^ things UwU I speak OwO awe ;;w;; just. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Away, Bawdowph! ^w^ saddwe x3 my horse. >_< Mastew Robert Shallow, -choose >_> what ^.^ office xDD thou wiwt uWu in x3 the land, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ thinye. ^.^ Pistow, UwU I -xDD wiww double-charge uWu thee with ;;w;; dignyities. -BARDOLPH. x3 O >w< joyfuw ^.^ day! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take :3 a knyighthood fow x3 my xDD fowtunye. -PISTOL. What, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ good nyews? ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Cawwy >_< Mastew Siwence to :3 bed. >_< Mastew Shallow, x3 my Lord -Shallow, be >_> what xDD thou :3 wiwt- UwU I ^w^ am Fowtunye's steward. >_< Get on >w< thy -boots; we'll uWu wide aww OwO nyight. x3 O x3 sweet >w< Pistow! :33 Away, Bawdowph! -;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] ^.^ Come, ^.^ Pistow, :33 uttew ^.^ mowe to OwO me; ÚwÚ and withal ->w< devise ^-^ something to UwU do >w< thysewf UwU good. ÚwÚ Boot, UwU boot, >_< Mastew Shawwow! -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD young ^w^ King >_> is >w< sick fow x3 me. Let >_> us OwO take xDD any :33 man's -horses: x3 the UwU waws of England OwO awe uWu at x3 my :33 commandment. Bwessed OwO awe -;;w;; they :3 that uWu have :33 been x3 my >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and woe to x3 my Lord :33 Chief xDD Justice! -PISTOL. Let xDD vuwtuwes ^-^ viwe x3 seize on :33 his >w< wungs awso! -'Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< wife :3 that wate UwU I led?' >_> say OwO they. -Why, OwO hewe >w< it is; wewcome these >_> pweasant :33 days! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew BEADLES, dwagging uWu in >_< HOSTESS QUICKLY ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET - -HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, xDD thou uWu awwant knave; UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >_> die, -:3 that UwU I ^w^ might uWu have uWu thee xDD hang'd. ^.^ Thou x3 hast drawn x3 my shoulder x3 out of -;;w;; joint. -uWu FIWST BEADLE. uWu The ^w^ constabwes uWu have ^-^ dewivewed her uvw to OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -UwU shaww uWu have :33 whipping-cheew UwU enyough, UwU I :33 wawwant her. >_> Thewe hath :33 been -:3 a x3 man ow >w< two :3 watewy kill'd about her. -DOLL. ÚwÚ Nyut-hook, ^w^ nyut-hook, xDD you xDD wie. :3 Come xDD on; I'll tell uWu thee x3 what, -xDD thou damn'd x3 twipe-visag'd ^.^ wascaw, >w< an x3 the chiwd UwU I nyow OwO go with UwU do -uWu miscawwy, xDD thou OwO wewt xDD bettew xDD thou >w< hadst >w< stwuck >w< thy :33 mothew, xDD thou -:33 papew-fac'd villain. -HOSTESS. x3 O x3 the Wowd, :3 that Sir John :3 wewe >w< come! >w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< make ÚwÚ this :3 a -bwoody day to xDD somebody. OwO But UwU I pray ^w^ God x3 the ^w^ fwuit of her womb -:33 miscawwy! -uWu FIWST BEADLE. ;;w;; If >w< it UwU do, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have :3 a ^.^ dozen of xDD cushions again; -xDD you uWu have >_> but eleven now. ^.^ Come, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you both OwO go with OwO me; fow -x3 the x3 man >_> is >_< dead :3 that xDD you ÚwÚ and Pistow xDD beat amongst OwO you. -DOLL. I'll tell xDD you x3 what, xDD you >_< thin x3 man uWu in :3 a UwU censew, UwU I xDD wiww uWu have xDD you ->_< as uWu soundwy >_> swing'd fow OwO this- xDD you blue-bottle :33 wogue, xDD you :33 fiwthy -famish'd ^.^ cowwectionyew, >_> if xDD you be nyot swing'd, I'll >w< fowsweaw -hawf-kiwtwes. -uWu FIWST BEADLE. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ she ;;w;; knyight-ewwant, x3 come. -HOSTESS. x3 O :33 God, :3 that >w< wight >_> shouwd OwO thus uWu uvwcome might! -xDD Weww, of sufferance x3 comes ^w^ ease. -DOLL. ^.^ Come, xDD you :33 wogue, >_< come; ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to :3 a justice. -HOSTESS. Ay, come, xDD you ^-^ stawv'd bloodhound. -DOLL. Goodman UwU death, ^.^ goodman ^.^ bonyes! -HOSTESS. ^.^ Thou atomy, ^w^ thou! -DOLL. ^.^ Come, xDD you >_< thin x3 thing! come, xDD you rascal! -uWu FIWST BEADLE. Very well. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -UwU Westminstew. Near x3 the uWu Abbey - -Entew GROOMS, ^-^ stwewing wushes - -uWu FIWST ^w^ GWOOM. uWu Mowe :3 wushes, ^.^ mowe OwO wushes! -^w^ SECOND ^w^ GWOOM. uWu The trumpets uWu have ÚwÚ sounded x3 twice. -^w^ THIWD ^w^ GWOOM. 'Twiww be >w< two UwU o'cwock ere ;;w;; they come from x3 the -x3 cowonyation. ÚwÚ Dispatch, dispatch. Exeunt - -Twumpets sound, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain pass -uvw x3 the stage. >w< Aftew them enter ^-^ FAWSTAFF, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, -x3 PISTOW, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and page - ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Stand OwO hewe ^.^ by uWu me, >_< Mastew Robert >w< Shawwow; UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 the -^w^ King UwU do xDD you grace. UwU I xDD wiww x3 weew ;;w;; upon :3 him, >_< as xDD 'a x3 comes ;;w;; by; ÚwÚ and UwU do ->_> but mark x3 the >_< countenyance :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give x3 me. -PISTOL. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess >w< thy ;;w;; wungs, ÚwÚ good uWu knyight! ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Come UwU hewe, :33 Pistow; stand x3 behind x3 me. :33 [To ^.^ SHAWWOW] >_< O, >_> if -UwU I xDD had xDD had to uWu have UwU made x3 nyew ^w^ wivewies, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu bestowed x3 the -thousand ;;w;; pound UwU I bowwowed of OwO you. OwO But UwU 'tis nyo mattew; ÚwÚ this poor -x3 show xDD doth uWu bettew; ÚwÚ this xDD doth infer x3 the ^.^ zeaw UwU I xDD had to >_> see ^.^ him. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It xDD doth :3 so. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ It >_< shows x3 my >_> eawnyestnyess of UwU affection- -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It xDD doth :3 so. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My >_< devotion- -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It :3 doth, >w< it :3 doth, >w< it UwU doth. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; As >w< it uWu wewe, to uWu wide day ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and nyot to uWu dewibewate, -nyot to UwU wemembew, nyot to uWu have uWu patience to OwO shift me- -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ best, cewtain. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO But to stand ^w^ stainyed with twavew, ÚwÚ and :3 sweating with -^.^ desiwe to >_> see him; uWu thinking of >_< nyothing else, ^.^ putting aww affairs ->_> ewse uWu in >_> obwivion, >_< as >_> if there :3 wewe >_< nyothing >_> ewse to be donye >_> but to ->_> see ^.^ him. -PISTOL. 'Tis 'semper x3 idem' fow 'obsque hoc nyihiw ^-^ est.' 'Tis aww uWu in -every part. -x3 SHAWWOW. 'Tis >_> so, indeed. -PISTOL. OwO My UwU knyight, UwU I xDD wiww uWu infwame >w< thy x3 nyobwe wivew -xDD And >_< make uWu thee x3 wage. -x3 Thy Doww, ÚwÚ and :33 Hewen of >w< thy x3 nyobwe thoughts, -Is uWu in UwU base OwO duwance ÚwÚ and ^-^ contagious prison; -Haw'd uWu thithew -^-^ By UwU most mechanyicaw ÚwÚ and dirty >w< hand. -ÚwÚ Wouse x3 up xDD wevenge from ebon den with UwU feww >_< Awecto's snake, -For OwO Doww >_> is ^.^ in. Pistow xDD speaks >_< nyought >_> but truth. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew her. -^-^ [Shouts,within, ÚwÚ and x3 the trumpets :3 sound] -PISTOL. >_> Thewe >w< woaw'd x3 the :33 sea, ÚwÚ and trumpet-clangor uWu sounds. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE -^-^ among them - ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ God :3 save >w< thy >_> Gwace, ^w^ King Hal; x3 my royal :3 Haw! -PISTOL. uWu The heavens uWu thee xDD guawd ÚwÚ and uWu keep, UwU most royal ;;w;; imp of :33 fame! ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ God :3 save ÚwÚ thee, x3 my x3 sweet ^.^ boy! ->w< KING. OwO My Lord :33 Chief x3 Justice, speak to :3 that :33 vain man. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. :3 Have xDD you x3 youw wits? xDD Knyow xDD you >_> what UwU 'tis xDD you x3 speak? ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My x3 king! x3 my >_> Juv! UwU I speak to ÚwÚ thee, x3 my :33 heawt! ->w< KING. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee >_> nyot, ;;w;; owd man. Fall to >w< thy prayers. -How :33 iww ^-^ white >_< haiws :33 become :3 a >w< foow ÚwÚ and jester! -UwU I uWu have ^-^ wong dweamt of xDD such :3 a uWu kind of ^w^ man, -^w^ So suwfeit-sweww'd, UwU so :3 owd, ÚwÚ and UwU so profane; -OwO But ^.^ being uWu awak'd, UwU I UwU do >_> despise x3 my UwU dweam. -^-^ Make less >w< thy >w< body hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >w< thy >w< gwace; -Weave OwO gowmandizing; ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 gwave xDD doth >_> gape -For uWu thee thrice wider than fow othew UwU men- -Reply nyot to ;;w;; me with :3 a foow-bown >_> jest; ->_< Pwesume nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I UwU was, -For ^w^ God xDD doth knyow, UwU so UwU shaww x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ pewceive, -:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> tuwn'd OwO away x3 my xDD fowmew ÚwÚ sewf; -^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I UwU those :3 that :33 kept ;;w;; me UwU company. -x3 When xDD thou dost hear UwU I ^w^ am >_< as UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, -OwO Appwoach uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt be >_< as xDD thou OwO wast, -uWu The ;;w;; tutow ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; feedew of x3 my riots. -Tiww xDD then UwU I banyish ÚwÚ thee, on :33 pain of UwU death, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have donye x3 the xDD west of x3 my misleaders, -ÚwÚ Nyot to come nyeaw UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson ^.^ by ;;w;; ten OwO miwe. -For xDD competence of >w< wife UwU I xDD wiww UwU awwow UwU you, -:33 That ^.^ wack of means enforce xDD you nyot to evils; -^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we hear xDD you UwU do wefowm ^w^ youwsewves, -We :33 wiww, accowding to x3 youw strengths ÚwÚ and qualities, -Give xDD you advancement. ^w^ Be >w< it x3 youw charge, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; To >_> see pewfowm'd x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of UwU ouw OwO wowd. -Set :3 on. Exeunt x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew Shallow, UwU I >_> owe xDD you :3 a thousand ÚwÚ pounds. -x3 SHAWWOW. Yea, marry, Sir John; which UwU I :33 beseech xDD you to wet ;;w;; me uWu have -^.^ home with x3 me. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 That ^.^ can hardly be, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. Do nyot xDD you UwU gwieve uWu at ->_< this; UwU I UwU shaww be sent fow uWu in >_> pwivate to ^.^ him. Wook UwU you, ^.^ he ^w^ must -xDD seem OwO thus to x3 the wowwd. Fear nyot x3 youw advancements; UwU I xDD wiww be x3 the -x3 man yet :3 that UwU shaww >_< make xDD you ^.^ gweat. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> pewceive how, ^w^ unwess xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ doubwet, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ stuff ;;w;; me x3 out with stwaw. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir John, wet ;;w;; me -uWu have five :3 hundwed of x3 my ÚwÚ thousand. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww be >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my OwO wowd. This :3 that xDD you heard -UwU was >_> but :3 a :3 cowouw. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ A colour :3 that UwU I feaw xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ die x3 in, Sir OwO John. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Fear nyo OwO cowouws; OwO go with ;;w;; me to uWu dinnyew. ^.^ Come, Wieutenyant -:33 Pistow; come, ^.^ Bawdowph. UwU I UwU shaww be sent fow >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. - -^.^ We-entew PWINCE ÚwÚ JOHN, x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE, -with ^w^ officews - -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. ^w^ Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to x3 the xDD Fweet; -^.^ Take aww :33 his >_< company :3 awong with ^.^ him. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my wowd- -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot nyow >_< speak. UwU I xDD wiww hear xDD you :33 soon. -^.^ Take them xDD away. -PISTOL. ^-^ Si xDD fowtunya ;;w;; me tormenta, ÚwÚ spewo ;;w;; me >w< contenta. -Exeunt aww >_> but PWINCE >_< JOHN ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHIEF ^w^ JUSTICE -PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >w< faiw proceeding of x3 the ^.^ King's. ->w< He hath :3 intent :33 his uWu wonted ÚwÚ fowwowews -Shall aww be xDD vewy weww x3 pwovided ^w^ fow; -OwO But aww OwO awe banyish'd >w< tiww uWu theiw ÚwÚ convewsations -Appear ^.^ mowe uWu wise ÚwÚ and :3 modest to x3 the wowwd. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they x3 awe. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. uWu The ^w^ King hath ^w^ caww'd :33 his parliament, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; CHIEF JUSTICE. >w< He ^w^ hath. -PWINCE OwO JOHN. UwU I xDD wiww uWu way ^w^ odds :3 that, ere ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw ;;w;; expiwe, -We UwU beaw UwU ouw ÚwÚ civiw :33 swowds ÚwÚ and OwO nyative fire -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as Fwance. UwU I heard :3 a biwd UwU so ^w^ sing, ->_< Whose ^.^ music, to x3 my uWu thinking, pleas'd x3 the ;;w;; King. -^.^ Come, xDD wiww xDD you >_< hence? Exeunt - -:33 EPIWOGUE -EPILOGUE. - -First x3 my ;;w;; feaw, xDD then x3 my ^.^ cuwtsy, >w< wast x3 my :33 speech. OwO My ;;w;; feaw, >_> is x3 youw -displeasure; x3 my ^.^ cuwtsy, x3 my duty; ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; speech, to ÚwÚ beg x3 youw pawdons. -;;w;; If xDD you wook fow :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ speech now, xDD you undo OwO me; fow >_> what UwU I uWu have to >_> say ->_> is of >_< minye UwU own UwU making; ÚwÚ and x3 what, :33 indeed, UwU I >_> shouwd >_> say :33 wiww, UwU I doubt, -^-^ pwuv >_< minye UwU own mawwing. OwO But to x3 the xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and UwU so to x3 the ventuwe. -^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, >_< as >w< it >_> is xDD vewy weww, UwU I UwU was :3 watewy OwO hewe uWu in x3 the >w< end -of :3 a displeasing ^.^ pway, to pray x3 youw uWu patience fow >w< it ÚwÚ and to promise xDD you -:3 a ^-^ bettew. UwU I ^-^ meant, :33 indeed, to x3 pay xDD you with >_< this; which >_> if ^.^ wike >w< an -:33 iww venture >w< it come xDD unwuckiwy ^.^ home, UwU I break, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my ^-^ gentwe -^w^ cweditows, uWu wose. :3 Hewe UwU I pwomis'd xDD you UwU I ^.^ wouwd be, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I :3 commit -x3 my >w< body to x3 youw ÚwÚ mewcies. Bate ;;w;; me some, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay xDD you some, x3 and, ->_< as UwU most >w< debtows UwU do, promise xDD you ;;w;; infinyitewy; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I ^w^ knyeew down >w< befowe -:3 you- but, :33 indeed, to pray fow x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -;;w;; If x3 my >_> tongue ;;w;; cannyot entweat xDD you to xDD acquit uWu me, xDD wiww xDD you ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me to -use x3 my legs? xDD And yet :3 that :3 wewe >_> but >w< wight :33 payment-to UwU dance x3 out of -x3 youw debt. OwO But :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> conscience xDD wiww >_< make xDD any OwO possibwe -x3 satisfaction, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wouwd ^.^ I. All x3 the gentlewomen OwO hewe uWu have :3 fowgiven -x3 me. ;;w;; If x3 the gentlemen xDD wiww >_> nyot, xDD then x3 the gentlemen UwU do nyot agree with -x3 the uWu gentwewomen, which UwU was >_< nyevew :3 seen >w< befowe uWu in xDD such >w< an ^w^ assembwy. -x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you be nyot ^w^ too much ;;w;; cwoy'd with :33 fat -meat, UwU ouw humble ÚwÚ authow xDD wiww >w< continyue x3 the story, with Sir John uWu in -:33 it, ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you ^.^ mewwy with >w< faiw >_> Kathewinye of Fwance; where, fow -;;w;; anything UwU I knyow, Falstaff UwU shaww ^-^ die of :3 a >_> sweat, ^w^ unwess xDD awweady xDD 'a be -^.^ kiwwed with x3 youw x3 hawd opinions; fow ^-^ Owdcastwe >w< died :3 a mawtyw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ->_> is nyot x3 the man. OwO My >_> tongue >_> is >_> weawy; when x3 my UwU wegs OwO awe :3 too, UwU I xDD wiww bid -xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ 1599 - -^-^ THE uWu WIFE ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE x3 FIFTH - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -CHORUS -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE x3 FIFTH -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ bwothew to x3 the ^w^ King -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 EXETEW, Uncle to x3 the ^w^ King -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, xDD cousin to x3 the ^w^ King -EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY -EARL ÚwÚ OF WESTMOWEWAND -EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK -ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY - -EARL ÚwÚ OF UwU CAMBWIDGE, conspirator OwO against x3 the ^w^ King ->w< WOWD >_> SCWOOP, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS x3 GWEY, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS ^w^ EWPINGHAM, officer uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy -x3 GOWEW, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -:3 FWUEWWEN, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -MACMOWWIS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -:3 JAMY, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " - -BATES, soldier uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy -x3 COUWT, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -WIWWIAMS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -^.^ NYM, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -uWu BAWDOWPH, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -x3 PISTOW, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " - ->_> BOY ^-^ A uWu HEWAWD - -CHAWWES ^-^ THE >_< SIXTH, ^w^ King of Fwance -:3 WEWIS, x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 BUWGUNDY -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ BWITAINyE -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ BOUWBON ^-^ THE >_< CONSTABWE ÚwÚ OF FWANCE -WAMBUWES, OwO Fwench Lord -ÚwÚ GWANDPWE, :33 " :33 " ->w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ OF HARFLEUR ^w^ MONTJOY, :3 a OwO Fwench >_> hewawd -OwO AMBASSADOWS to x3 the ^w^ King of England - -ISABEW, xDD Queen of Fwance -KATHERINE, daughter to >_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and Isabel -ALICE, :3 a uWu wady :33 attending her ->_< HOSTESS of x3 the Boar's Head, ;;w;; Eastcheap; formerly x3 Mws. Quickly, nyow -mawwied to Pistow - -;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Messengews, ^-^ Attendants - - -SCENE: -England ÚwÚ and Fwance - -PROLOGUE -PROLOGUE. - -Entew CHORUS - ->_< CHOWUS. x3 O fow :3 a ^.^ Muse of ^w^ fiwe, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_> ascend -uWu The >_< bwightest heaven of invention, -^-^ A ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a ^w^ stage, pwinces to ;;w;; act, -xDD And monarchs to behowd x3 the xDD swewwing ÚwÚ scenye! -UwU Then >_> shouwd x3 the warlike ^w^ Hawwy, ^.^ wike himsewf, -Assume x3 the ^.^ powt of x3 Maws; ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his heews, -Leash'd uWu in ^.^ wike uWu hounds, >_> shouwd faminye, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwe, -Cwouch fow ^-^ empwoyment. OwO But pardon, ^-^ gentwes all, -uWu The flat unwaised ;;w;; spiwits :3 that hath ^w^ daw'd -On ÚwÚ this >_< unwowthy xDD scaffowd to ;;w;; bwing fowth -^w^ So great >w< an xDD object. UwU Can ÚwÚ this >_< cockpit howd -uWu The ÚwÚ vasty fields of France? :33 Ow OwO may ^.^ we ;;w;; cwam -OwO Within ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wooden x3 O x3 the xDD vewy casques -:33 That uWu did affright x3 the ^w^ aiw uWu at Agincouwt? ->_< O, >w< pawdon! xDD since :3 a crooked xDD figuwe OwO may -Attest uWu in xDD wittwe :33 pwace :3 a million; -xDD And wet us, ciphews to ÚwÚ this great ^w^ accompt, -On x3 youw imaginary forces >w< wowk. ->_> Suppose within x3 the ^-^ giwdwe of these OwO wawws -^w^ Awe nyow >_< confin'd >w< two ^-^ mighty monarchies, ->_< Whose xDD high upweawed ÚwÚ and abutting fronts -uWu The :33 pewiwous nyawwow xDD ocean parts ^w^ asundew. -xDD Piece x3 out UwU ouw ;;w;; impewfections with x3 youw OwO thoughts: -^.^ Into :3 a thousand parts OwO divide one ^w^ man, -xDD And >_< make imaginary :3 puissance; -:3 Think, when ^.^ we tawk of howses, :3 that xDD you >_> see them -Pwinting uWu theiw OwO pwoud ^w^ hoofs :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ weceiving ^w^ eawth; -For UwU 'tis x3 youw >_< thoughts :3 that nyow ^w^ must deck UwU ouw OwO kings, -xDD Cawwy them OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, jumping ^-^ o'ew xDD times, -UwU Tuwnying x3 th' ^w^ accompwishment of UwU many years -^.^ Into >w< an hour-glass; fow x3 the which suppwy, -^.^ Admit ;;w;; me UwU Chowus to ÚwÚ this history; -Who :3 pwowogue-wike, x3 youw humble uWu patience pray ->_< Gentwy to heaw, ^-^ kindwy to ^w^ judge, UwU ouw play. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ An ante-chamber uWu in x3 the KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY - -:3 CANTEWBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, I'll tell xDD you: :3 that self >_> biww >_> is ;;w;; uwg'd ->_< Which uWu in x3 th' ;;w;; eweventh xDD yeaw of x3 the >w< wast >_< king's OwO weign -Was :3 wike, ÚwÚ and xDD had ÚwÚ indeed OwO against >_> us :33 pass'd -OwO But :3 that x3 the x3 scambwing ÚwÚ and unquiet time -Did :3 push >w< it x3 out of ^-^ fawthew x3 question. -ELY. OwO But how, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 wesist >w< it ^.^ nyow? -:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ It ^w^ must be xDD thought :3 on. ;;w;; If >w< it pass OwO against us, -We wose x3 the xDD bettew half of UwU ouw >w< possession; -For aww x3 the :33 tempowaw ^-^ wands which ;;w;; men devout -^-^ By testament uWu have UwU given to x3 the ^-^ chuwch -Wouwd ;;w;; they stwip from us; ^.^ being ÚwÚ vawu'd ^w^ thus- -;;w;; As much >_< as ^.^ wouwd :33 maintain, to x3 the >_< King's honyouw, -Full >_< fifteen ^.^ eawws ÚwÚ and >_< fifteen :3 hundwed knights, -uWu Six thousand ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 hundwed ÚwÚ good esquires; -^.^ And, to relief of lazars ÚwÚ and xDD weak age, -Of ^.^ indigent ÚwÚ faint souws, x3 past corporal :33 toiw, -^-^ A :3 hundwed OwO awms-houses >w< wight weww >w< suppwied; -xDD And to x3 the >_< coffews of x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ beside, -^-^ A thousand uWu pounds ^.^ by x3 th' x3 yeaw: OwO thus wuns x3 the :3 biww. -ELY. This ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink deep. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. >_< 'T ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink x3 the >w< cup ÚwÚ and all. -ELY. OwO But >_> what prevention? -:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is full of xDD gwace ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :3 wegawd. -ELY. xDD And :3 a true wuvw of x3 the >w< howy Church. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The ;;w;; couwses of :33 his :33 youth pwomis'd >w< it not. -uWu The UwU bweath nyo :33 soonyew left :33 his father's >w< body -OwO But :3 that :33 his x3 wiwdnyess, >_< mowtified uWu in :3 him, -UwU Seem'd to ^-^ die :3 too; >w< yea, uWu at :3 that xDD vewy :33 moment, -Considewation ^.^ wike >w< an ÚwÚ angew ^-^ came -xDD And whipp'd x3 th' offending Adam x3 out of :3 him, -^.^ Weaving :33 his >w< body >_< as :3 a paradise -T'envelop ÚwÚ and ^.^ contain ^w^ cewestiaw spiwits. -xDD Nyevew UwU was xDD such :3 a ^.^ sudden scholar ÚwÚ made; -xDD Nyevew ^-^ came :33 wefowmation uWu in :3 a flood, -With xDD such :3 a :3 heady ^w^ cuwwance, scouring fauwts; -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew Hydra-headed wiwfuwnyes -^w^ So >w< soon uWu did wose :33 his >w< seat, ÚwÚ and aww uWu at ^w^ once, -;;w;; As uWu in ÚwÚ this king. -ELY. We OwO awe blessed uWu in x3 the :3 change. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. >w< Heaw ^.^ him >_> but reason uWu in ;;w;; divinyity, -^.^ And, :3 aww-admiwing, with >w< an inward ÚwÚ wish ->_> You ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe x3 the ^w^ King :3 wewe UwU made :3 a prelate; ->w< Heaw ^.^ him debate of >_> commonweawth ^-^ affaiws, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd >_> say >w< it hath :33 been aww uWu in aww :33 his ;;w;; study; ->_> Wist :33 his uWu discouwse of waw, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww hear -^-^ A x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ battwe ^.^ wend'wed xDD you uWu in >_> music. -Tuwn ^.^ him to xDD any cause of x3 powicy, -uWu The Gowdian >_< knyot of >w< it ^.^ he xDD wiww uWu unwoose, -Familiar >_< as :33 his :3 gawtew; :3 that, when ^.^ he speaks, -uWu The air, :3 a chawtew'd ^w^ wibewtinye, >_> is still, -xDD And x3 the >w< mute wonder lurketh uWu in men's OwO eaws -;;w;; To ^.^ steaw :33 his x3 sweet ÚwÚ and >_> honyey'd sentences; -^w^ So :3 that x3 the awt ÚwÚ and xDD pwactic ÚwÚ pawt of >w< wife -:3 Must be x3 the mistwess to ÚwÚ this theoric; ->_< Which >_> is :3 a wonder >w< how :33 his Gwace >_> shouwd >_< gwean :33 it, -Since :33 his addiction UwU was to ;;w;; couwses vain, -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ companyies unwettew'd, OwO wude, ÚwÚ and ^w^ shawwow, -ÚwÚ His >_> houws :3 fiww'd x3 up with UwU wiots, x3 banquets, ^w^ spowts; -xDD And >_< nyevew noted uWu in ^.^ him xDD any ^-^ study, -x3 Any :3 wetiwement, xDD any sequestration -Fwom open haunts ÚwÚ and >w< popuwawity. -ELY. uWu The stwawbewwy gwows undewnyeath x3 the xDD nyettwe, -xDD And whowesome >_< bewwies x3 thwive ÚwÚ and wipen best -uWu Nyeighbouw'd ^.^ by ^w^ fwuit of baser quality; -xDD And UwU so x3 the Prince ^w^ obscuw'd :33 his >_< contempwation -;;w;; Undew x3 the veiw of wiwdnyess; ^w^ which, nyo doubt, -^w^ Gwew ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ summew gwass, UwU fastest ^.^ by night, -Unseen, yet crescive uWu in :33 his faculty. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ It ^w^ must be so; fow miracles OwO awe ceas'd; -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^w^ admit x3 the means -How ^.^ things OwO awe pewfected. -ELY. But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -How nyow fow mitigation of ÚwÚ this >_> biww -Uwg'd ^.^ by x3 the Commons? ^-^ Doth :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -:3 Incwinye to :33 it, ow no? -:3 CANTEWBUWY. >w< He ;;w;; seems uWu indiffewent -:33 Ow rather xDD swaying ^.^ mowe ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt -Than ^-^ chewishing x3 th' ;;w;; exhibitews OwO against us; -For UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< an offer to :33 his uWu Majesty- ->_> Upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ spiwituaw convocation -xDD And uWu in regard of ÚwÚ causes nyow uWu in uWu hand, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have ^-^ open'd to :33 his Gwace uWu at wawge, -;;w;; As ^-^ touching ^-^ Fwance- to UwU give :3 a :33 gweatew >w< sum -Than OwO evew uWu at one time x3 the ;;w;; cwewgy yet -Did to :33 his ^w^ pwedecessows ÚwÚ pawt uWu withaw. -ELY. How uWu did ÚwÚ this offer xDD seem weceiv'd, x3 my xDD wowd? -:3 CANTEWBUWY. With ÚwÚ good >w< acceptance of :33 his :3 Majesty; -:3 Save :3 that there UwU was nyot time enough to heaw, -;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ pewceiv'd :33 his Gwace ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have :33 donye, -uWu The >w< sevewaws ÚwÚ and xDD unhidden >w< passages -Of :33 his true uWu tides to x3 some xDD cewtain dukedoms, -xDD And ÚwÚ genyewawwy to x3 the >_< cwown ÚwÚ and uWu seat of >_< Fwance, -:3 Dewiv'd from Edwawd, :33 his >_> gweat-gwandfathew. -ELY. >_> What UwU was x3 th' x3 impediment :3 that broke ÚwÚ this off? -:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The OwO Fwench ambassador ;;w;; upon :3 that x3 instant -^.^ Cwav'd audience; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ houw, UwU I >_< think, >_> is come -;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ heawing: >_> is >w< it fouw >_< o'cwock? -ELY. ^.^ It >w< is. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. UwU Then OwO go ^.^ we x3 in, to ^.^ knyow :33 his embassy; ->_< Which UwU I couwd with :3 a ready guess decwawe, -^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO Fwenchman speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd of :3 it. -ELY. I'll wait ;;w;; upon UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ wong to hear :3 it. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Wondon. uWu The Presence >w< Chambew uWu in x3 the KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, x3 EXETEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, >_< WESTMOWEWAND, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whewe >_> is x3 my >_> gwacious Lord of Canterbury? -UwU EXETEW. ÚwÚ Nyot OwO hewe uWu in pwesence. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Send fow :3 him, ÚwÚ good uncle. -WESTMORELAND. Shall ^.^ we caww uWu in x3 th' :3 ambassadow, x3 my liege? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ yet, x3 my :3 cousin; ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd be wesowv'd, -^.^ Befowe ^.^ we hear :3 him, of x3 some ^.^ things of >_> weight -:33 That :3 task UwU ouw thoughts, UwU concewnying >_> us ÚwÚ and Fwance. - -Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and -x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY - -:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ angews xDD guawd x3 youw uWu sacwed throne, -xDD And >_< make xDD you ^-^ wong :33 become :3 it! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Sure, ^.^ we >_> thank OwO you. -OwO My :33 weawnyed uWu wowd, ^.^ we pray xDD you to xDD pwoceed, -xDD And >_< justwy ÚwÚ and x3 wewigiouswy ^w^ unfowd -Why x3 the law :33 Sawique, :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have uWu in >_< Fwance, -:33 Ow >_> shouwd ow >_> shouwd nyot ^-^ baw >_> us uWu in UwU ouw claim; -xDD And ^w^ God OwO fowbid, x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ and faithfuw uWu wowd, -:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd fashion, ^w^ wwest, ow bow x3 youw ^-^ weading, -:33 Ow nyicewy :3 chawge x3 youw undewstanding :3 souw -With >w< openying titles xDD miscweate x3 whose >w< wight -UwU Suits nyot uWu in OwO nyative cowouws with x3 the truth; -For ^w^ God xDD doth ^.^ knyow >w< how UwU many, nyow uWu in :33 heawth, -Shall >_< dwop uWu theiw :3 bwood uWu in :33 appwobation -Of >_> what x3 youw ^w^ wevewence UwU shaww incite >_> us ;;w;; to. -Therefore OwO take :3 heed >w< how xDD you >w< impawn UwU ouw pewson, -How xDD you awake UwU ouw x3 sweeping xDD swowd of ^.^ waw- -We :3 chawge UwU you, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of :33 God, OwO take ^w^ heed; -For >_< nyevew >w< two xDD such OwO kingdoms uWu did xDD contend -Without much faww of ^-^ bwood; x3 whose ;;w;; guiwtwess ^.^ dwops -^w^ Awe every one :3 a woe, :3 a ^w^ sowe ^-^ compwaint, -^w^ 'Gainst ^.^ him x3 whose >_< wwongs ;;w;; gives UwU edge >w< unto x3 the :33 swowds -:33 That x3 makes xDD such uWu waste uWu in bwief >_< mowtawity. -;;w;; Undew ÚwÚ this conjuwation :3 speak, x3 my wowd; -For ^.^ we xDD wiww heaw, :3 nyote, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve uWu in uWu heawt, -:33 That >_> what xDD you speak >_> is uWu in x3 youw >_> conscience >w< wash'd -;;w;; As puwe >_< as x3 sin with baptism. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. UwU Then hear uWu me, >_> gwacious sovereign, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ peews, -:33 That >_> owe ^w^ youwsewves, x3 youw lives, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sewvices, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ impewiaw thwonye. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^-^ baw -;;w;; To >_< make OwO against x3 youw Highness' >_< cwaim to Fwance -OwO But uWu this, which ;;w;; they produce from Phawamond: -:3 'In ^.^ tewwam Sawicam ^-^ muwiewes nye x3 succedant'- -x3 'Nyo OwO woman UwU shaww >_< succeed uWu in Salique wand'; ->_< Which Salique ÚwÚ wand x3 the OwO Fwench ÚwÚ unjustwy gwoze -;;w;; To be x3 the weawm of >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Phawamond -uWu The :3 foundew of ÚwÚ this law ÚwÚ and >_< femawe uWu baw. -ÚwÚ Yet uWu theiw UwU own authors x3 faithfuwwy affiwm -:33 That x3 the ÚwÚ wand Salique >_> is uWu in >_> Gewmany, -Between x3 the xDD fwoods of Sawa ÚwÚ and of >_< Ewbe; -Whewe >_> Chawwes x3 the Great, xDD having :33 subdu'd x3 the Saxons, ->_> Thewe left x3 behind ÚwÚ and ^-^ settwed xDD cewtain Fwench; -UwU Who, uWu howding uWu in ^-^ disdain x3 the >_< Gewman x3 women -For x3 some ;;w;; dishonyest ^w^ mannyews of uWu theiw :3 wife, -uWu Estabwish'd xDD then ÚwÚ this >_< waw: to ^w^ wit, nyo >_< femawe -Should be inhewitwix uWu in Salique land; ->_< Which :33 Sawique, >_< as UwU I said, 'twixt >_> Ewbe ÚwÚ and Sawa, -Is uWu at ÚwÚ this day uWu in uWu Gewmany ^w^ caww'd ^w^ Meisen. -UwU Then xDD doth >w< it weww appeaw x3 the Salique law -Was nyot >w< devised fow x3 the weawm of Fwance; -x3 Nyow uWu did x3 the OwO Fwench possess x3 the Salique ÚwÚ wand -Untiw fouw :3 hundwed one ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty years ->w< Aftew defunction of ^w^ King Pharamond, -Idly ^-^ suppos'd x3 the :3 foundew of ÚwÚ this UwU waw; -Who >w< died within x3 the xDD yeaw of UwU ouw wedemption -Four :3 hundwed >_> twenty-six; ÚwÚ and >_> Chawwes x3 the UwU Gweat -:33 Subdu'd x3 the Saxons, ÚwÚ and uWu did uWu seat x3 the OwO Fwench -^.^ Beyond x3 the river Sawa, uWu in x3 the xDD yeaw -ÚwÚ Eight :3 hundwed five. :33 Besides, uWu theiw ^.^ wwitews say, -^w^ King xDD Pepin, which UwU deposed ^w^ Chiwdewic, -^w^ Did, >_< as heir general, ^.^ being >_> descended -Of UwU Bwithiwd, which UwU was daughter to ^w^ King Clothair, -^-^ Make >_< cwaim ÚwÚ and ;;w;; titwe to x3 the >_< cwown of Fwance. -^.^ Hugh ^-^ Capet xDD awso, who usuwp'd x3 the >_< cwown -Of >_> Chawwes x3 the >w< Duke of Lorraine, sole heir male -Of x3 the true winye ÚwÚ and stock of >_> Chawwes x3 the Great, -;;w;; To find :33 his ;;w;; titwe with x3 some >_< shows of >_> twuth- -;;w;; Though uWu in puwe uWu twuth >w< it UwU was corrupt ÚwÚ and :33 nyaught- -UwU Convey'd >_< himsewf >_< as x3 th' heir to x3 th' xDD Wady Wingawe, -Daughtew to Charlemain, who UwU was x3 the >_< son -;;w;; To Lewis x3 the Empewow, ÚwÚ and Lewis x3 the >_< son -Of >_> Chawwes x3 the OwO Gweat. Also ^w^ King Lewis x3 the Tenth, -Who UwU was sole heir to x3 the usurper ^-^ Capet, -Could nyot >_< keep :33 quiet uWu in :33 his OwO conscience, -Weawing x3 the >_< cwown of >_< Fwance, >w< tiww ^-^ satisfied -:33 That >w< faiw xDD Queen Isabel, :33 his >w< gwandmothew, -Was :3 winyeaw of x3 the xDD Wady ;;w;; Ewmengawe, -Daughtew to >_> Chawwes x3 the xDD fowesaid >w< Duke of ;;w;; Wowwainye; -^-^ By x3 the which ^.^ mawwiage x3 the winye of >_> Chawwes x3 the UwU Gweat -Was we-unyited to x3 the ^.^ Cwown of Fwance. -^w^ So :3 that, >_< as ^-^ cweaw >_< as >_> is x3 the :33 summew's sun, -^w^ King ÚwÚ Pepin's :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hugh uWu Capet's claim, -^w^ King Lewis :33 his x3 satisfaction, aww appeaw -;;w;; To howd uWu in >w< wight ÚwÚ and >_< tide of x3 the OwO femawe; -^w^ So UwU do x3 the >w< kings of Fwance >w< unto ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -OwO Howbeit ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd howd x3 up ÚwÚ this Salique law -;;w;; To ^-^ baw x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD cwaiming from x3 the OwO femawe; -xDD And rather choose to hide them uWu in :3 a ^w^ nyet -Than OwO ampwy to imbar uWu theiw crooked uWu tides -Usuwp'd from xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> pwogenyitows. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ May UwU I with >w< wight ÚwÚ and >_> conscience >_< make ÚwÚ this ^-^ cwaim? -:3 CANTEWBUWY. uWu The x3 sin ;;w;; upon x3 my head, xDD dwead sovereign! -For uWu in x3 the ^w^ book of ^w^ Nyumbews >_> is >w< it ;;w;; wwit, -x3 When x3 the x3 man dies, wet x3 the inheritance -:33 Descend >w< unto x3 the >w< daughtew. Gracious uWu wowd, -;;w;; Stand fow x3 youw OwO own, UwU unwind x3 youw bwoody ^.^ fwag, -Wook back x3 into x3 youw ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ ancestows. -^w^ Go, x3 my xDD dwead uWu wowd, to x3 youw ;;w;; gweat-gwandsiwe's ;;w;; tomb, -Fwom ÚwÚ whom xDD you claim; uWu invoke :33 his warlike ^-^ spiwit, -xDD And x3 youw gweat-uncwe's, Edward x3 the ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, -Who on x3 the OwO Fwench x3 gwound pway'd :3 a :3 twagedy, -^.^ Making :3 defeat on x3 the xDD fun powew of >_< Fwance, -Whiwes :33 his UwU most ^-^ mighty >w< fathew on :3 a hill -^w^ Stood x3 smiwing to behowd :33 his ;;w;; wion's whewp -Fowage uWu in :3 bwood of OwO Fwench nobility. -x3 O x3 nyobwe Engwish, :3 that couwd entertain -With half uWu theiw forces x3 the full >_< pwide of >_< Fwance, -xDD And wet anyothew half stand x3 waughing UwU by, -All x3 out of ^.^ wowk ÚwÚ and UwU cowd fow uWu action! -ELY. Awake wemembwance of these uWu vawiant >_< dead, -xDD And with x3 youw x3 puissant awm renew uWu theiw >_< feats. ->_> You OwO awe uWu theiw heir; xDD you sit ;;w;; upon uWu theiw thwonye; -uWu The :3 bwood ÚwÚ and couwage :3 that uWu wenyownyed them -;;w;; Wuns uWu in x3 youw UwU veins; ÚwÚ and x3 my thwice-puissant wiege -Is uWu in x3 the xDD vewy OwO May-mown of :33 his youth, -:33 Wipe fow exploits ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty entewpwises. -UwU EXETEW. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >w< kings ÚwÚ and monarchs of x3 the ^.^ eawth -Do aww >_< expect :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd wouse yourself, -;;w;; As uWu did x3 the xDD fowmew wions of x3 youw blood. -WESTMORELAND. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow x3 youw Gwace hath cause ÚwÚ and means ÚwÚ and x3 might- -^w^ So hath x3 youw Highness; >_< nyevew ^w^ King of England -xDD Had nyobwes xDD wichew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe loyal xDD subjects, ->_< Whose heawts uWu have left uWu theiw >_< bodies OwO hewe uWu in England -xDD And >_< wie ÚwÚ paviwion'd uWu in x3 the fields of Fwance. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. >_< O, wet uWu theiw >_< bodies follow, x3 my uWu deaw ^.^ wiege, -With :3 bwood ÚwÚ and xDD swowd ÚwÚ and fire to x3 win x3 youw wight! -^w^ In >_> aid xDD wheweof ^.^ we of x3 the spiwituawty -Will >w< waise x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD such :3 a ^-^ mighty >w< sum -;;w;; As >_< nyevew uWu did x3 the ;;w;; cwewgy uWu at one time -Bring uWu in to xDD any of x3 youw ÚwÚ ancestows. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We ^w^ must nyot >w< onwy awm t' invade x3 the Fwench, -OwO But uWu way down UwU ouw proportions to ;;w;; defend -^w^ Against x3 the >_< Scot, who xDD wiww >_< make woad ;;w;; upon >_> us -With aww ;;w;; advantages. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. ^-^ They of UwU those >_< mawches, >_> gwacious sovereign, -Shall be :3 a waww sufficient to ;;w;; defend -Our inland from x3 the pilfering xDD bowdewews. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We UwU do nyot >_> mean x3 the ^-^ couwsing >w< snyatchews >_> onwy, -OwO But feaw x3 the :33 main :33 intendment of x3 the >_< Scot, -Who hath :33 been still :3 a ^-^ giddy OwO nyeighbouw to us; -For xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ wead :3 that x3 my great-grandfather -xDD Nyevew OwO went with :33 his forces x3 into Fwance -OwO But :3 that x3 the OwO Scot on :33 his unfurnish'd ^w^ kingdom ->_< Came pouwing, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< tide x3 into :3 a OwO bweach, -With uWu ampwe ÚwÚ and >_< bwim fulness of :33 his fowce, -Gawwing x3 the :33 gweanyed ÚwÚ wand with :3 hot ÚwÚ assays, -Giwdwing with ;;w;; gwievous ^-^ siege ^.^ castwes ÚwÚ and OwO towns; -:33 That England, ^.^ being :33 empty of ^w^ defence, ->_< Hath >_> shook ÚwÚ and x3 twembwed uWu at x3 th' :33 iww neighbourhood. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. :33 She hath :33 been xDD then ^.^ mowe feaw'd than :33 hawm'd, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; -For hear her >_> but OwO exampwed ^.^ by >w< hewsewf: -x3 When aww her xDD chivawwy hath :33 been uWu in >_< Fwance, -xDD And ^.^ she :3 a >w< mouwnying ^.^ widow of her ^.^ nyobwes, -:33 She hath herself nyot >w< onwy weww defended -OwO But :33 taken ÚwÚ and uWu impounded >_< as :3 a ^-^ stway -uWu The ^w^ King of ^-^ Scots; ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she uWu did >_> send to >_< Fwance, -;;w;; To ^w^ fiww ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's fame with ÚwÚ pwisonyew OwO kings, -xDD And >_< make her chwonyicwe >_< as rich with praise -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the :3 ooze ÚwÚ and :3 bottom of x3 the sea -With sunken wreck ÚwÚ and ^.^ sumwess :3 tweasuwies. -WESTMORELAND. OwO But there's :3 a ^w^ saying, xDD vewy ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and >_> twue: - -x3 'If :3 that xDD you xDD wiww Fwance xDD win, -UwU Then with :3 Scotwand xDD fiwst OwO begin.' - -For >_> once x3 the >_> eagwe England ^.^ being uWu in ^.^ pwey, -;;w;; To her ^-^ unguawded nyest x3 the weasel OwO Scot -UwU Comes snyeaking, ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 sucks her princely xDD eggs, -UwU Pwaying x3 the ^-^ mouse uWu in >w< absence of x3 the cat, -;;w;; To teaw ÚwÚ and havoc ^.^ mowe than ^.^ she ^.^ can ^.^ eat. -UwU EXETEW. ^.^ It fowwows, >w< then, x3 the :33 cat ^w^ must xDD stay uWu at ÚwÚ home; -ÚwÚ Yet :3 that >_> is >_> but :3 a ^w^ cwush'd necessity, -Since ^.^ we uWu have locks to safeguard uWu nyecessawies -xDD And OwO pwetty >_> twaps to catch x3 the petty >_< thieves. -While :3 that x3 the :3 awmed uWu hand xDD doth >w< fight >_> abwoad, -xDD Th' ^w^ advised >_> head uWu defends itsewf uWu at ÚwÚ home; -For guvwnment, ^w^ though UwU high, ÚwÚ and low, ÚwÚ and >_< wowew, ->_> Put x3 into xDD pawts, xDD doth >_< keep uWu in one ^.^ consent, -Congreeing uWu in :3 a full ÚwÚ and natural cwose, -Wike >_> music. -:3 CANTEWBUWY. Therefore xDD doth heaven OwO divide -uWu The >w< state of x3 man uWu in divers :3 functions, -Setting endeavouw uWu in continyuaw >w< motion; -;;w;; To which >_> is xDD fixed >_< as >w< an aim ow >_> but ->_< Obedience; fow UwU so ^.^ wowk x3 the honey uWu bees, -Cweatuwes :3 that ^.^ by :3 a UwU wuwe uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< teach -uWu The ;;w;; act of order to :3 a ^.^ peopwed >_> kingdom. -^-^ They uWu have :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and ^w^ officews of sowts, -Whewe x3 some ^.^ wike magistwates ^w^ cowwect uWu at ÚwÚ home; -:3 Othews ^.^ wike merchants venture OwO twade abwoad; -:3 Othews ^.^ wike xDD sowdiews, :3 awmed uWu in uWu theiw >_< stings, -^-^ Make ^w^ boot ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 summew's vewvet >w< buds, ->_< Which pillage ;;w;; they with ^.^ mewwy :33 mawch ;;w;; bwing ^.^ home -;;w;; To x3 the tent-royal of uWu theiw >_> empewow; -UwU Who, ;;w;; busied uWu in :33 his ^.^ majesty, suwveys -uWu The >_< singing masons xDD buiwding woofs of ^.^ gowd, -uWu The ÚwÚ civiw :3 citizens kneading x3 up x3 the honyey, -uWu The poor :3 mechanyic porters xDD cwowding uWu in -^-^ Theiw x3 heavy burdens uWu at :33 his nyawwow >_< gate, -uWu The sad-ey'd justice, with :33 his uWu suwwy :33 hum, -Dewivewing ^-^ o'ew to ^w^ executows pawe -uWu The lazy ^w^ yawnying drone. UwU I ÚwÚ this ^w^ infew, -:33 That UwU many :3 things, xDD having full UwU wefewence -;;w;; To one ^.^ consent, OwO may ^.^ wowk :33 contwawiouswy; -;;w;; As UwU many x3 awwows loosed sevewaw ways -:3 Come to one >_> mawk, >_< as UwU many ways :3 meet uWu in one xDD town, -;;w;; As UwU many >w< fwesh streams :3 meet uWu in one ^-^ sawt :33 sea, -;;w;; As UwU many lines ^-^ cwose uWu in x3 the ^.^ diaw's centre; -^w^ So UwU many :3 a thousand UwU actions, >_> once afoot, -:33 End uWu in one xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and be aww weww ^.^ home -Without uWu defeat. Therefore to >_< Fwance, x3 my OwO wiege. -Divide x3 youw ^w^ happy England x3 into fouw; -:3 Wheweof OwO take xDD you one quarter x3 into >_< Fwance, -xDD And xDD you withal UwU shaww >_< make aww Gawwia ^w^ shake. -;;w;; If :33 we, with thrice xDD such ÚwÚ powews left uWu at ^.^ home, -UwU Cannyot ;;w;; defend UwU ouw UwU own x3 doows from x3 the dog, -Let >_> us be wowwied, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw nation wose -uWu The xDD nyame of >w< hawdinyess ÚwÚ and policy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the xDD messengews sent from x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin. -Exeunt x3 some ^.^ attendants -Now OwO awe ^.^ we weww ;;w;; wesowv'd; x3 and, ^.^ by >_> God's OwO hewp -xDD And >_< youws, x3 the x3 nyobwe sinews of UwU ouw x3 powew, -Fwance ^.^ being >_> ouws, we'll >w< bend >w< it to UwU ouw awe, -:33 Ow bweak >w< it aww to :33 pieces; ow there we'll ^.^ sit, -Ruling uWu in large ÚwÚ and uWu ampwe OwO empewy -^w^ O'ew Fwance ÚwÚ and aww her almost >_> kingwy dukedoms, -:33 Ow uWu way these bones uWu in >w< an >_< unwowthy uwn, -Tombless, with nyo wemembwance uvw OwO them. -^-^ Eithew UwU ouw :33 histowy UwU shaww with full xDD mouth -^w^ Speak freely of UwU ouw ;;w;; acts, ow >_> ewse UwU ouw ^-^ gwave, -Wike Turkish xDD mute, UwU shaww uWu have :3 a tongueless uWu mouth, -ÚwÚ Nyot wowshipp'd with :3 a ;;w;; waxen epitaph. - -Entew OwO AMBASSADOWS of Fwance - -Now OwO awe ^.^ we weww pwepaw'd to ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 pweasuwe -Of UwU ouw >w< faiw xDD cousin uWu Dauphin; fow ^.^ we hear -uWu Youw :3 gweeting >_> is from :3 him, nyot from x3 the ;;w;; King. -;;w;; AMBASSADOW. xDD May't uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to UwU give >_> us OwO weave -Freely to render >_> what ^.^ we uWu have uWu in chawge; -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> spawingwy x3 show xDD you uWu faw of -uWu The ;;w;; Dauphin's meaning ÚwÚ and UwU ouw UwU embassy? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO awe nyo ^w^ tywant, >_> but :3 a Christian OwO king, -uWu Unto x3 whose xDD gwace UwU ouw passion >_> is >_< as x3 subject -;;w;; As OwO awe UwU ouw ÚwÚ wwetches fett'wed uWu in UwU ouw uWu pwisons; -Therefore with xDD fwank ÚwÚ and with :33 uncuwbed >_< pwainnyess -Teww >_> us x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's :33 mind. -;;w;; AMBASSADOW. ^-^ Thus >w< then, uWu in ^-^ few. -uWu Youw >w< Highnyess, :3 watewy UwU sending x3 into >_< Fwance, -Did >_< cwaim x3 some xDD cewtain dukedoms uWu in x3 the >w< wight -Of x3 youw great pwedecessow, ^w^ King Edward x3 the uWu Thiwd. -^w^ In answew of which claim, x3 the Prince UwU ouw >_< mastew -^w^ Says :3 that xDD you savouw ^w^ too much of x3 youw youth, -xDD And UwU bids xDD you be :33 advis'd there's >_< nyought uWu in Fwance -:33 That ^.^ can be with :3 a >_< nyimbwe ^w^ gawwiawd ^w^ won; ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wevew x3 into dukedoms :33 thewe. ->w< He >_< thewefowe OwO sends UwU you, ^-^ meetew fow x3 youw ^-^ spiwit, -This tun of >w< tweasuwe; x3 and, uWu in ÚwÚ wieu of uWu this, -Desires xDD you wet x3 the dukedoms :3 that xDD you >_< cwaim ->w< Heaw nyo ^.^ mowe of OwO you. This x3 the uWu Dauphin speaks. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What treasure, xDD uncwe? -UwU EXETEW. ÚwÚ Tennyis-bawws, x3 my OwO wiege. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO awe uWu gwad x3 the uWu Dauphin >_> is UwU so >_> pweasant with us; -ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ pains ^.^ we >_> thank xDD you ;;w;; fow. -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have match'd UwU ouw >w< wackets to these uWu bawws, -We xDD wiww uWu in >_< Fwance, ^.^ by >_> God's gwace, :33 pway :3 a uWu set -Shall strike :33 his father's >_< cwown x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ hazawd. -Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he hath UwU made :3 a >_< match with xDD such :3 a >_< wwangwew -:33 That aww x3 the couwts of Fwance xDD wiww be distuwb'd -With ;;w;; chaces. xDD And ^.^ we understand ^.^ him weww, -How ^.^ he x3 comes ^-^ o'ew >_> us with UwU ouw uWu wiwdew uWu days, -ÚwÚ Nyot measuring >_> what use ^.^ we UwU made of OwO them. -We >_< nyevew ÚwÚ vawu'd ÚwÚ this poor uWu seat of x3 Engwand; -xDD And OwO thewefowe, UwU wiving hence, uWu did UwU give :3 ouwsewf -;;w;; To barbarous OwO wicence; >_< as UwU 'tis OwO evew ^w^ common -:33 That ;;w;; men OwO awe >w< mewwiest when ;;w;; they OwO awe from >_> home. -OwO But tell x3 the uWu Dauphin UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep x3 my state, -^w^ Be ^.^ wike :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and x3 show x3 my saiw of greatness, -x3 When UwU I UwU do wouse ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my >_< thwonye of Fwance; -For :3 that UwU I uWu have laid ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ majesty -xDD And pwodded ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man fow working-days; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww rise there with UwU so full :3 a :3 gwowy -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww x3 dazzwe aww x3 the eyes of >_< Fwance, -Yea, strike x3 the uWu Dauphin ^w^ bwind to wook on >_> us. -xDD And tell x3 the >_> pweasant Prince ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mock of :33 his ->_< Hath >_> tuwn'd :33 his uWu bawws to UwU gun-stonyes, ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 souw -Shall stand ^w^ sowe UwU chawged fow x3 the ^w^ wastefuw UwU vengeance -:33 That UwU shaww fwy with OwO them; fow UwU many :3 a thousand widows -Shall ÚwÚ this :33 his ÚwÚ mock ÚwÚ mock of uWu theiw uWu deaw husbands; -uWu Mock mothews from uWu theiw sons, ÚwÚ mock ^.^ castwes down; -xDD And x3 some OwO awe yet ungotten ÚwÚ and xDD unbown -:33 That UwU shaww uWu have cause to UwU cuwse x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's xDD scown. -OwO But ÚwÚ this wies aww within x3 the xDD wiww of :33 God, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU do appeal; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 whose :33 nyame, -Teww xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, UwU I ^w^ am xDD coming ;;w;; on, -;;w;; To >_< venge ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ and to put fowth -OwO My wightfuw uWu hand uWu in :3 a well-hallow'd OwO cause. -^w^ So get xDD you >w< hence uWu in :3 peace; ÚwÚ and tell x3 the uWu Dauphin -ÚwÚ His xDD jest xDD wiww savouw >_> but of shallow ^w^ wit, -x3 When thousands xDD weep ^.^ mowe than uWu did laugh uWu at :3 it. -^.^ Convey them with >_< safe x3 conduct. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -Exeunt OwO AMBASSADOWS -UwU EXETEW. This UwU was :3 a ^.^ mewwy uWu message. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We UwU hope to >_< make x3 the sender bwush uWu at :3 it. ->_< Thewefowe, x3 my wowds, x3 omit nyo ^w^ happy >_> houw -:33 That OwO may UwU give x3 fuwth'wance to UwU ouw :3 expedition; -For ^.^ we uWu have nyow nyo xDD thought uWu in >_> us >_> but >_< Fwance, -:3 Save UwU those to :33 God, :3 that >w< wun >w< befowe UwU ouw business. -Therefore wet UwU ouw proportions fow these UwU waws -^w^ Be >w< soon collected, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things xDD thought ;;w;; upon -:33 That OwO may with ^.^ weasonyabwe x3 swiftnyess >_< ad -uWu Mowe feathers to UwU ouw xDD wings; for, ^w^ God x3 befowe, -^-^ We'ww UwU chide ÚwÚ this uWu Dauphin uWu at :33 his father's UwU doow. -Therefore wet every x3 man nyow :3 task :33 his xDD thought -:33 That ÚwÚ this >w< faiw uWu action OwO may on :33 foot be ^-^ bwought. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. PROLOGUE. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew CHORUS - ->_< CHOWUS. Now aww x3 the :33 youth of England OwO awe on ^w^ fiwe, -xDD And siwken ^-^ dawwiance uWu in x3 the wardrobe >w< wies; -Now x3 thwive x3 the ^w^ awmouwews, ÚwÚ and x3 honyouw's xDD thought -UwU Weigns solely uWu in x3 the breast of every xDD man; -^-^ They ;;w;; seww x3 the pastuwe nyow to UwU buy x3 the horse, -:33 Fowwowing x3 the mirror of aww Christian >w< kings -With >_> winged heews, >_< as :3 Engwish Mewcuwies. -For nyow >_> sits uWu Expectation uWu in x3 the air, -xDD And OwO hides :3 a xDD swowd from xDD hiwts >w< unto x3 the :33 point -With :3 cwowns impewiaw, :33 cwowns, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cowonyets, ->_> Pwomis'd to ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ and :33 his fowwowews. -uWu The Fwench, :33 advis'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ good ^.^ intewwigence -Of ÚwÚ this UwU most :3 dweadfuw pwepawation, -:33 Shake uWu in uWu theiw feaw ÚwÚ and with pawe UwU powicy -;;w;; Seek to divert x3 the :3 Engwish purposes. -x3 O England! :33 modew to >w< thy inward greatness, -Wike xDD wittwe >w< body with :3 a ^-^ mighty uWu heawt, ->_> What ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou UwU do :3 that honour ^.^ wouwd uWu thee UwU do, -^.^ Wewe aww >w< thy x3 chiwdwen uWu kind ÚwÚ and natural! -OwO But >_> see >w< thy >_> fauwt! Fwance hath uWu in uWu thee >_> found x3 out -^-^ A nyest of OwO howwow UwU bosoms, which ^.^ he ^.^ fiwws -With treacherous cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thwee cowwupted UwU men- -One, Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD second, -Henwy Lord :3 Scwoop of :3 Masham, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO thiwd, -Sir Thomas Gwey, UwU knyight, of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -xDD Have, fow x3 the gilt of ^-^ Fwance- x3 O guilt xDD indeed!- ->_> Confiwm'd conspiracy with x3 feawfuw Fwance; -xDD And ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ this xDD gwace of >w< kings ^w^ must ;;w;; die- -;;w;; If heww ÚwÚ and UwU tweason howd uWu theiw UwU pwomises, -Ere ^.^ he OwO take ship fow ^-^ Fwance- ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ Southampton. -^-^ Wingew x3 youw uWu patience ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and we'll digest -xDD Th' abuse of ÚwÚ distance, force :3 a play. -uWu The >w< sum >_> is ÚwÚ paid, x3 the traitors OwO awe ^w^ agweed, -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is uWu set from Wondon, ÚwÚ and x3 the scene -Is nyow >w< twanspowted, ÚwÚ gentwes, to Southampton; ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; pway-house now, there ^w^ must xDD you ^.^ sit, -xDD And thence to Fwance UwU shaww ^.^ we :33 convey xDD you >_< safe -xDD And ;;w;; bwing xDD you back, OwO chawming x3 the nyawwow seas -;;w;; To UwU give xDD you ^-^ gentwe UwU pass; for, >_> if ^.^ we may, -^-^ We'ww nyot ^-^ offend one stomach with UwU ouw play. -But, >w< tiww x3 the ^w^ King come ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< tiww >w< then, -uWu Unto ^-^ Southampton UwU do ^.^ we OwO shift UwU ouw ;;w;; scenye. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Boar's Head >_> Tavewn, xDD Eastcheap - -Entew COWPOWAW x3 NYM ÚwÚ and x3 WIEUTENyANT ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -BARDOLPH. Weww :3 met, ^w^ Cowpowaw >_< Nym. -OwO NYM. ^-^ Good morrow, Wieutenyant ^.^ Bawdowph. -BARDOLPH. What, OwO awe Ancient Pistow ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ fwiends :33 yet? -OwO NYM. For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; UwU I >_> say UwU wittwe, >_> but when time UwU shaww -OwO sewve, there UwU shaww be smiwes- >_> but :3 that UwU shaww be >_< as >w< it may. UwU I dawe -nyot fight; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >_> wink ÚwÚ and howd x3 out >_< minye iwon. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 simpwe -onye; >_> but >_> what UwU though? ^.^ It xDD wiww >_< toast ÚwÚ cheese, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww OwO enduwe -UwU cowd >_< as anyothew :33 man's xDD swowd :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. -BARDOLPH. UwU I xDD wiww bestow :3 a OwO bweakfast to >_< make xDD you >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and we'll -be aww >w< thwee sworn bwothews to Fwance. x3 Wet't be >_> so, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Cowpowaw ->_< Nym. -OwO NYM. Faith, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wive UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I may, ^w^ that's x3 the xDD cewtain of uWu it; -ÚwÚ and when UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive xDD any wongew, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as UwU I may. :33 That >_> is x3 my -^-^ west, :3 that >_> is x3 the rendezvous of :3 it. -BARDOLPH. ^.^ It >_> is cewtain, uWu Cowpowaw, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is mawwied to ;;w;; Nyeww -Quickwy; ÚwÚ and :3 cewtainwy ^.^ she uWu did xDD you wwong, fow xDD you :3 wewe -uWu twoth-pwight to her. -OwO NYM. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^.^ things ^w^ must be >_< as ;;w;; they may. OwO Men OwO may sweep, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; they OwO may uWu have uWu theiw ÚwÚ thwoats about them uWu at :3 that time; ÚwÚ and x3 some >_> say ->_> knyives uWu have edges. ^.^ It ^w^ must be >_< as >w< it ;;w;; may; ^w^ though uWu patience be :3 a -^w^ tiwed mare, yet ^.^ she xDD wiww xDD pwod. >_> Thewe ^w^ must be conclusions. xDD Weww, UwU I -;;w;; cannyot tell. - -Entew PISTOW ÚwÚ and >_< HOSTESS - -BARDOLPH. :3 Hewe x3 comes Ancient Pistow ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 wife. ^-^ Good uWu Cowpowaw, be -patient hewe. -OwO NYM. How now, >_< minye host >w< Pistow! -PISTOL. >w< Base ^-^ tike, caww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me >w< host? -Now ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ scown x3 the :3 tewm; -x3 Nyow UwU shaww x3 my ;;w;; Nyeww >_< keep ÚwÚ wodgews. -HOSTESS. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, nyot xDD wong; fow ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot uWu wodge ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ boawd :3 a -^.^ dozen ow ^.^ fouwteen gentlewomen :3 that ^w^ wive :3 honyestwy ^.^ by x3 the uWu pwick of -uWu theiw needles, >_> but >w< it xDD wiww be xDD thought ^.^ we >_< keep :3 a x3 bawdy-house -stwaight. >w< [Nym draws] x3 O xDD weww-a-day, Lady, >_> if ^.^ he be nyot dwawn! Now -^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ wiwfuw adultery ÚwÚ and murder :33 committed. -BARDOLPH. ^-^ Good ^.^ Wieutenyant, ÚwÚ good uWu Cowpowaw, offer >_< nyothing hewe. -OwO NYM. OwO Pish! -PISTOL. ^.^ Pish fow ÚwÚ thee, Icewand dog! xDD thou prick-ear'd cur of -Icewand! -HOSTESS. ^-^ Good ^w^ Cowpowaw ;;w;; Nym, x3 show >w< thy uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and put x3 up x3 youw ^-^ swowd. -OwO NYM. Will xDD you >_< shog off? UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you UwU sowus. -PISTOL. >_> 'Sowus,' egwegious ÚwÚ dog? x3 O :33 vipew viwe! -uWu The >_> 'sowus' uWu in >w< thy UwU most :33 mewvaiwous face; -uWu The >_> 'sowus' uWu in >w< thy teeth, ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy throat, -xDD And uWu in >w< thy hateful ;;w;; wungs, >w< yea, uWu in >w< thy xDD maw, >_> pewdy; -^.^ And, which >_> is ^-^ wowse, within >w< thy ^-^ nyasty ^-^ mouth! -UwU I UwU do xDD wetowt x3 the >_> 'sowus' uWu in >w< thy ÚwÚ bowews; -For UwU I ^.^ can take, ÚwÚ and uWu Pistow's >_> cock >_> is up, -xDD And >_< fwashing fire xDD wiww x3 fowwow. -OwO NYM. UwU I ^w^ am nyot Barbason: xDD you ;;w;; cannyot x3 conjuwe x3 me. UwU I uWu have >w< an humouw to -:3 knyock xDD you xDD indiffewentwy well. ;;w;; If xDD you gwow fouw with uWu me, ^.^ Pistow, UwU I -xDD wiww scouw xDD you with x3 my wapiew, >_< as UwU I may, uWu in >w< faiw :33 tewms; >_> if xDD you -^.^ wouwd UwU wawk x3 off UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu pwick x3 youw :33 guts :3 a UwU wittwe, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ tewms, ->_< as UwU I may, ÚwÚ and OwO thaes x3 the humouw of :3 it. -PISTOL. x3 O braggart ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed ÚwÚ fuwious wight! -uWu The :3 gwave xDD doth >_> gape ÚwÚ and >_< doting :33 death >_> is uWu nyeaw; -Therefore uWu exhawe. >_< [PISTOW draws] -BARDOLPH. >w< Heaw uWu me, hear ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I OwO say: ^.^ he :3 that :33 stwikes x3 the xDD fiwst -^w^ stwoke I'll >w< wun ^.^ him x3 up to x3 the hilts, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a OwO sowdiew. -[Draws] -PISTOL. ^-^ An ^-^ oath of mickwe might; ÚwÚ and UwU fuwy UwU shaww :3 abate. ->_< [PISTOW ÚwÚ and >w< Nym sheathe uWu theiw >_< swowds] -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu fist, >w< thy fore-foot to ;;w;; me ^w^ give; -x3 Thy ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe UwU most ^.^ taww. -OwO NYM. UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut >w< thy ^w^ thwoat one time ow ÚwÚ othew, uWu in >w< faiw :33 tewms; :3 that ->_> is x3 the humouw of :3 it. -PISTOL. x3 'Coupwe :3 a gowge!' -:33 That >_> is x3 the OwO wowd. UwU I uWu thee ^.^ defy ;;w;; again. -x3 O ^.^ hound of ^w^ Cwete, think'st xDD thou x3 my ^-^ spouse to get? -No; to x3 the ^-^ spitaw x3 go, -xDD And from x3 the powd'ring ^w^ tub of infamy -^-^ Fetch fowth x3 the lazar ^w^ kite of Cwessid's ;;w;; kind, -OwO Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ she ^.^ by :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and her :3 espouse. -UwU I have, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO howd, x3 the x3 quondam ;;w;; Quickwy -For x3 the >w< onwy ^.^ she; and- ^w^ pauca, there's enyough. -Go ;;w;; to. - -Entew x3 the uWu Boy - -BOY. Mine host ^.^ Pistow, xDD you ^w^ must come to x3 my mastew; ÚwÚ and x3 youw -hostess- ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy :33 sick, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd to :3 bed. ^-^ Good xDD Bawdowph, put ->w< thy OwO face ^-^ between :33 his UwU sheets, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the ^.^ office of :3 a ^-^ wawming-pan. -Faith, uWu he's xDD vewy ill. -BARDOLPH. :33 Away, xDD you wogue. -HOSTESS. ^-^ By x3 my troth, he'ww yield x3 the x3 cwow :3 a :3 pudding one of these -^.^ days: x3 the ^w^ King >_> has kill'd :33 his ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Good ^.^ husband, come ^.^ home -presently. Exeunt >_< HOSTESS ÚwÚ and >_> BOY -BARDOLPH. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww UwU I >_< make xDD you >w< two friends? We ^w^ must to Fwance -together; >w< why x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> shouwd ^.^ we >_< keep >_> knyives to :3 cut one -another's >w< thwoats? -PISTOL. Let xDD fwoods >_< o'ewsweww, ÚwÚ and >w< fiends fow OwO food howl on! -OwO NYM. You'll x3 pay ;;w;; me x3 the eight shiwwings UwU I ^.^ won of xDD you uWu at ^w^ betting? -PISTOL. >w< Base >_> is x3 the ;;w;; swave :3 that pays. -OwO NYM. :33 That nyow UwU I xDD wiww uWu have; ^w^ that's x3 the humouw of :3 it. -PISTOL. ;;w;; As manhood UwU shaww ;;w;; compound: :3 push >_> home. ->_< [PISTOW ÚwÚ and >w< Nym draw] -BARDOLPH. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu swowd, ^.^ he :3 that x3 makes x3 the xDD fiwst thwust I'll OwO kiww -him; ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu swowd, UwU I :33 wiww. -PISTOL. x3 Swowd >_> is >w< an ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and >w< oaths ^w^ must uWu have uWu theiw course. -OwO [Sheathes :33 his :3 swowd] -BARDOLPH. ^w^ Cowpowaw ;;w;; Nym, >w< an xDD thou wiwt be OwO fwiends, be >_< fwiends; >w< an -xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, >w< why xDD then be >_< enyemies with ;;w;; me UwU too. UwU Pwithee put :33 up. -OwO NYM. UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my eight shiwwings UwU I ^.^ won of xDD you uWu at ^w^ betting? -PISTOL. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe shalt xDD thou have, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent :33 pay; -xDD And liquor >_< wikewise xDD wiww UwU I UwU give to ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And ÚwÚ fwiendship UwU shaww OwO combinye, ÚwÚ and brotherhood. -I'll ^w^ wive ^.^ by >w< Nym ÚwÚ and >w< Nym UwU shaww ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 me. -Is nyot ÚwÚ this just? For UwU I UwU shaww sutwew be -uWu Unto x3 the :3 camp, ÚwÚ and pwofits xDD wiww accwue. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. -OwO NYM. [Sheathing :33 his :3 swowd] UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my nyobwe? -PISTOL. ^w^ In xDD cash UwU most >_< justwy paid. -OwO NYM. >_< [Shaking :33 hands] xDD Weww, >w< then, ^w^ that's x3 the humouw OwO of't. - -^.^ We-entew >_< HOSTESS - -HOSTESS. ;;w;; As OwO evew xDD you come of UwU women, come uWu in quickly to Sir OwO John. -xDD Ah, poor :33 heawt! ^.^ he >_> is UwU so shak'd of :3 a ^.^ buwnying xDD quotidian :33 tewtian -:3 that >w< it >_> is UwU most lamentable to behold. ÚwÚ Sweet men, come to ^.^ him. -OwO NYM. uWu The ^w^ King hath >w< wun :33 bad humours on x3 the ;;w;; knyight; ^w^ that's x3 the even -of :3 it. -PISTOL. ;;w;; Nym, xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke x3 the right; -ÚwÚ His >_< heawt >_> is uWu fwacted ÚwÚ and :33 cowwobowate. -OwO NYM. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO king, >_> but >w< it ^w^ must be >_< as >w< it ;;w;; may; ^.^ he ^-^ passes -x3 some humours ÚwÚ and careers. -PISTOL. Let >_> us condowe x3 the ;;w;; knyight; for, x3 wambkins, ^.^ we xDD wiww wive. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^.^ Southampton. ^-^ A ;;w;; counciw-chambew - -Entew x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND - -BEDFORD. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, :33 his Gwace >_> is >w< bowd, to :33 twust these twaitows. -UwU EXETEW. ^-^ They UwU shaww be apprehended ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. -WESTMORELAND. How x3 smooth ÚwÚ and even ;;w;; they UwU do UwU beaw ^.^ themsewves, -;;w;; As >_> if OwO awwegiance uWu in uWu theiw >_> bosoms uWu sat, -uWu Cwownyed with :33 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ constant loyalty! -BEDFORD. uWu The ^w^ King hath ^-^ nyote of aww :3 that ;;w;; they >_> intend, -^-^ By >_> intewception which ;;w;; they dweam nyot uWu of. -UwU EXETEW. Nyay, >_> but x3 the x3 man :3 that UwU was :33 his x3 bedfewwow, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ he hath :3 duww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoy'd with >_> gwacious ^-^ favouws- -:33 That ^.^ he should, fow :3 a :33 foweign puwse, UwU so ;;w;; seww -ÚwÚ His ^.^ suvweign's >w< wife to :33 death ÚwÚ and >w< tweachewy! - -Twumpets UwU sound. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, >_> SCWOOP, -UwU CAMBWIDGE, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Now >_> sits x3 the wind faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU aboawd. -OwO My Lord of OwO Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu kind Lord of :3 Masham, -xDD And UwU you, x3 my ^-^ gentwe UwU knyight, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< thoughts. -^w^ Think xDD you nyot :3 that x3 the pow'rs ^.^ we UwU beaw with >_> us -Will :3 cut uWu theiw uWu passage ^w^ thwough x3 the force of >_< Fwance, -:33 Doing x3 the :33 execution ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; act -For which ^.^ we uWu have uWu in >_> head >_> assembwed them? -:33 SCWOOP. No doubt, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_> if >_< each x3 man UwU do :33 his >_> best. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I doubt nyot :3 that, xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe weww >w< pewsuaded -We carry nyot :3 a >_< heawt with >_> us from >w< hence -:33 That gwows nyot uWu in :3 a >w< faiw >_< consent with >_> ouws; -x3 Nyow OwO weave nyot one x3 behind :3 that xDD doth nyot ÚwÚ wish -:33 Success ÚwÚ and conquest to >_< attend on >_> us. -^-^ CAMBWIDGE. xDD Nyevew UwU was :33 monyawch xDD bettew feaw'd ÚwÚ and :3 wov'd -Than >_> is x3 youw >_< Majesty. >_> Thewe's >_> nyot, UwU I >_< think, :3 a x3 subject -:33 That >_> sits uWu in ;;w;; heawt-gwief ÚwÚ and uWu unyeasinyes -;;w;; Undew x3 the x3 sweet shade of x3 youw >_< guvwnment. ->_< GWEY. True: UwU those :3 that :3 wewe x3 youw father's >_< enyemies -:3 Have uWu steep'd uWu theiw ÚwÚ gawws uWu in honyey, ÚwÚ and UwU do serve xDD you -With heawts >w< cweate of >_> duty ÚwÚ and of xDD zeaw. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We >_< thewefowe uWu have great cause of thankfuwnyess, -xDD And UwU shaww x3 fowget x3 the ^.^ office of UwU ouw uWu hand -;;w;; Soonyew than ÚwÚ quittance of desewt ÚwÚ and merit -x3 Accowding to x3 the >_> weight ÚwÚ and worthiness. -:33 SCWOOP. ^w^ So OwO sewvice UwU shaww with x3 steewed sinews :33 toiw, -xDD And labour UwU shaww refresh itsewf with hope, -;;w;; To UwU do x3 youw Gwace ^w^ incessant ^w^ sewvices. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO judge nyo :3 wess. Uncle of >_< Exetew, -ÚwÚ Enwawge x3 the x3 man >_> committed ;;w;; yestewday -:33 That UwU waiw'd OwO against UwU ouw person. We OwO considew -^.^ It UwU was ^.^ excess of winye :3 that uWu set ^.^ him xDD on; -xDD And on :33 his ^.^ mowe advice ^.^ we UwU pawdon ^.^ him. -:33 SCWOOP. >w< That's mercy, >_> but ^w^ too much xDD secuwity. -Let ^.^ him be uWu punyish'd, sovereign, xDD west ^w^ exampwe -Breed, ^.^ by :33 his sufferance, ^.^ mowe of xDD such :3 a kind. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< O, wet >_> us yet be ^.^ mewcifuw! -^-^ CAMBWIDGE. ^w^ So OwO may x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ÚwÚ and yet punyish UwU too. ->_< GWEY. UwU Siw, ->_> You x3 show great xDD mewcy >_> if xDD you UwU give ^.^ him :3 wife, ->w< Aftew x3 the >_> taste of much :3 cowwection. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 youw ^w^ too much wuv ÚwÚ and :3 cawe of ;;w;; me -^w^ Awe x3 heavy xDD owisons uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ this poor OwO wwetch! -;;w;; If xDD wittwe :33 fauwts proceeding on xDD distempew -Shall nyot be wink'd :3 at, >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we stretch UwU ouw ^w^ eye -x3 When >w< capitaw >_< cwimes, chew'd, swallow'd, ÚwÚ and digested, -Appear >w< befowe us? ^-^ We'ww yet >_< enwawge :3 that ^w^ man, -;;w;; Though OwO Cambwidge, ^.^ Scwoop, ÚwÚ and Gwey, uWu in uWu theiw uWu deaw :3 cawe -xDD And xDD tendew pwesewvation of UwU ouw pewson, -Wouwd uWu have ^.^ him UwU punyish'd. xDD And nyow to UwU ouw OwO Fwench causes: -Who OwO awe x3 the wate x3 commissionyews? -^-^ CAMBWIDGE. UwU I one, x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me ^w^ ask fow >w< it ^w^ to-day. -:33 SCWOOP. ^w^ So uWu did xDD you uWu me, x3 my OwO wiege. ->_< GWEY. xDD And I, x3 my royal OwO suvweign. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Then, Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, there >_> is OwO youws; ->_> Thewe >_< youws, Lord :3 Scwoop of ^w^ Masham; x3 and, Sir Knyight, -Grey of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ this same >_> is x3 youws. -xDD Wead ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw worthiness. -OwO My Lord of uWu Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, -We xDD wiww OwO aboawd to-night. Why, >w< how now, :33 gentwemen? ->_> What >_> see xDD you uWu in UwU those papers, :3 that xDD you wose -^w^ So much >_< compwexion? Wook OwO ye >w< how ;;w;; they change! -^-^ Theiw >_> cheeks OwO awe ^.^ papew. Why, >_> what ^w^ wead xDD you there -:33 That uWu have UwU so xDD cowawded ÚwÚ and UwU chas'd x3 youw :3 bwood -UwU Out of OwO appeawance? -^-^ CAMBWIDGE. UwU I UwU do x3 confess x3 my ^w^ fauwt, -xDD And UwU do :3 submit ;;w;; me to x3 youw Highness' mercy. -x3 GWEY, :33 SCWOOP. ;;w;; To which ^.^ we aww :3 appeaw. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The xDD mewcy :3 that UwU was ^w^ quick uWu in >_> us >_> but wate -^-^ By x3 youw UwU own counsel >_> is suppress'd ÚwÚ and kill'd. ->_> You ^w^ must nyot x3 dawe, fow UwU shame, to tawk of ÚwÚ mewcy; -For x3 youw UwU own weasons turn x3 into x3 youw >_> bosoms -;;w;; As ^.^ dogs ;;w;; upon uWu theiw mastews, uWu wowwying OwO you. -xDD See UwU you, x3 my pwinces ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 nyobwe ^-^ peews, -;;w;; These :3 Engwish monstews! OwO My Lord of Cambridge here- ->_> You ^.^ knyow >w< how ^-^ apt UwU ouw wuv UwU was to ;;w;; accowd -;;w;; To furnish ^.^ him with >w< an ^.^ appewtinyents -:3 Bewonging to :33 his honour; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 man ->_< Hath, fow :3 a x3 few >w< wight :33 cwowns, >w< wightwy >_> conspiw'd, -xDD And sworn >w< unto x3 the pwactices of Fwance -;;w;; To OwO kiww >_> us OwO hewe uWu in >w< Hampton; to x3 the which -This UwU knyight, nyo less fow >_> bounty bound to >_> us -Than Cambridge ;;w;; is, hath >_< wikewise swown. But, >_< O, ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say to ÚwÚ thee, Lord ^.^ Scwoop, xDD thou ^-^ cwuew, -xDD Ingwatefuw, uWu savage, ÚwÚ and UwU inhuman creature? -^.^ Thou :3 that :33 didst UwU beaw x3 the OwO key of aww x3 my OwO counsews, -:33 That x3 knyew'st x3 the xDD vewy :3 bottom of x3 my x3 souw, -:33 That almost ÚwÚ mightst uWu have :3 coin'd ;;w;; me x3 into ^.^ gowd, -Wouldst xDD thou uWu have ÚwÚ pwactis'd on ;;w;; me fow >w< thy UwU use- -^-^ May >w< it be OwO possibwe :3 that :33 foweign uWu hiwe -Could x3 out of uWu thee ^-^ extwact one spawk of eviw -:33 That ^w^ might ^w^ annyoy x3 my ^-^ fingew? 'Tis UwU so ;;w;; stwange -^.^ That, ^w^ though x3 the uWu twuth of >w< it >w< stands x3 off >_< as gwoss -;;w;; As black ÚwÚ and >_< white, x3 my ^w^ eye xDD wiww uWu scawcewy >_> see :3 it. -Treason ÚwÚ and murder OwO evew :33 kept together, -;;w;; As >w< two ^w^ yoke-deviws sworn to uWu eithew's xDD puwpose, -Wowking UwU so grossly uWu in :3 a natural cause -:33 That admiration uWu did nyot ^.^ whoop uWu at OwO them; -OwO But UwU thou, uWu 'gainst aww proportion, :33 didst ;;w;; bwing uWu in ->w< Wondew to wait on UwU tweason ÚwÚ and on :3 muwdew; -xDD And ^-^ whatsoevew x3 cunnying >_< fiend >w< it UwU was -:33 That ;;w;; wwought ;;w;; upon uWu thee UwU so ^w^ pwepostewouswy ->_< Hath ^w^ got x3 the uWu voice uWu in heww fow >_> excewwence; -xDD And othew xDD deviws :3 that ^.^ suggest ^.^ by :3 tweasons -Do x3 botch ÚwÚ and ^w^ bungwe x3 up uWu damnyation -With >_> patches, cowouws, ÚwÚ and with x3 fowms, ^.^ being UwU fetch'd -Fwom :33 gwist'wing ^-^ sembwances of xDD piety; -OwO But ^.^ he :3 that tempew'd uWu thee ;;w;; bade uWu thee stand up, -Gave uWu thee nyo uWu instance >w< why xDD thou shouwdst UwU do uWu tweason, -OwO Unwess to ^.^ dub uWu thee with x3 the xDD nyame of traitor. -;;w;; If :3 that same x3 demon :3 that hath gull'd uWu thee OwO thus -Should with :33 his wion :33 gait UwU wawk x3 the whole ^w^ wowwd, ->w< He ^w^ might ^-^ wetuwn to ÚwÚ vasty Tartar back, -xDD And tell x3 the legions ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ can >_< nyevew x3 win -^-^ A :3 souw UwU so ^w^ easy >_< as :3 that Engwishman's.' ->_< O, >w< how x3 hast xDD thou with ^.^ jeawousy xDD infected -uWu The sweetness of ;;w;; affiance! uWu Show ;;w;; men dutifuw? -Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. Seem ;;w;; they :3 gwave ÚwÚ and learned? -Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. :3 Come ;;w;; they of x3 nyobwe famiwy? -Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. Seem ;;w;; they >_< wewigious? -Why, UwU so :33 didst thou. :33 Ow OwO awe ;;w;; they ^-^ spawe uWu in ;;w;; diet, -Fwee from gwoss passion ow of >_< miwth ow anger, -Constant uWu in ^-^ spiwit, nyot :3 swewving with x3 the bwood, -xDD Gawnyish'd ÚwÚ and deck'd uWu in :3 modest complement, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< wowking with x3 the ^w^ eye ^-^ without x3 the eaw, -xDD And >_> but uWu in puwged ^w^ judgment >_< twusting OwO nyeithew? ->w< Such ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU finyewy :33 bowted :33 didst xDD thou seem; -xDD And OwO thus >w< thy faww hath left :3 a uWu kind of uWu bwot -;;w;; To mark x3 the full-fraught x3 man ÚwÚ and best :33 indued -With x3 some suspicion. UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep fow ÚwÚ thee; -For ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wevowt of xDD thinye, UwU methinks, >_> is ^.^ wike -ÚwÚ Anyothew faww of man. ^-^ Theiw :33 fauwts OwO awe open. -Arrest them to x3 the answew of x3 the UwU waw; -xDD And ^w^ God xDD acquit them of uWu theiw uWu pwactices! -UwU EXETEW. UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Richard ^-^ Eaww -of ^w^ Cambwidge. -UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Henwy Lord :3 Scwoop -of :33 Masham. -UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Thomas Gwey, -UwU knyight, of >_< Nyowthumbewwand. -:33 SCWOOP. Our uWu puwposes ^w^ God >_< justwy hath ^.^ discuvw'd, -xDD And UwU I wepent x3 my ;;w;; fauwt ^.^ mowe than x3 my ÚwÚ death; ->_< Which UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Highnyess to fowgive, -Awthough x3 my >w< body x3 pay x3 the pwice of :3 it. -^-^ CAMBWIDGE. For uWu me, x3 the gowd of Fwance uWu did nyot ^-^ seduce, -Awthough UwU I uWu did ^w^ admit >w< it >_< as :3 a motive -uWu The :33 soonyew to ^w^ effect >_> what UwU I OwO intended; -OwO But ^w^ God be ^-^ thanked fow :3 pwevention, ->_< Which UwU I uWu in sufferance UwU heawtiwy xDD wiww wejoice, -^w^ Beseeching ^w^ God ÚwÚ and xDD you to UwU pawdon x3 me. ->_< GWEY. xDD Nyevew uWu did faithfuw x3 subject ^.^ mowe rejoice -At x3 the ^-^ discuvwy of UwU most uWu dangewous UwU tweason -Than UwU I UwU do uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> houw joy ^-^ o'ew myself, -;;w;; Pwevented from :3 a uWu damnyed enterprise. -OwO My ^w^ fauwt, >_> but nyot x3 my ;;w;; body, pardon, OwO suvweign. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ God ^.^ quit xDD you uWu in :33 his mercy! >w< Heaw x3 youw :33 sentence. ->_> You uWu have :3 conspiw'd OwO against UwU ouw royal pewson, -Join'd with >w< an ;;w;; enyemy pwocwaim'd, ÚwÚ and from :33 his >_< coffews -xDD Weceiv'd x3 the golden xDD eawnyest of UwU ouw ÚwÚ death; -^-^ Whewein xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have sold x3 youw x3 king to slaughter, -ÚwÚ His pwinces ÚwÚ and :33 his peews to OwO sewvitude, -ÚwÚ His subjects to oppwession ÚwÚ and ^.^ contempt, -xDD And :33 his whole ^w^ kingdom x3 into desolation. -:3 Touching UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson >_> seek ^.^ we nyo ^w^ wevenge; -OwO But ^.^ we UwU ouw kingdom's :33 safety ^w^ must UwU so ÚwÚ tendew, ->_< Whose xDD wuin xDD you uWu have sought, :3 that to her UwU waws -We UwU do ÚwÚ dewivew OwO you. >_< Get xDD you >_< thewefowe hence, -OwO Poow >w< misewabwe uWu wwetches, to x3 youw ÚwÚ death; -uWu The >_> taste xDD wheweof ^w^ God of :33 his xDD mewcy UwU give ->_> You uWu patience to xDD enduwe, ÚwÚ and true OwO wepentance -Of aww x3 youw uWu deaw xDD offences. ÚwÚ Beaw them x3 hence. -Exeunt UwU CAMBWIDGE, >_> SCWOOP, ÚwÚ and x3 GWEY, guawded ->_> Nyow, wowds, fow Fwance; x3 the uWu entewpwise xDD wheweof -Shall be to xDD you >_< as >_> us ^.^ wike ;;w;; gwowious. -We doubt nyot of :3 a >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wucky waw, -Since ^w^ God UwU so x3 gwaciouswy hath ^.^ bwought to >w< wight -This uWu dangewous uWu tweason, xDD wuwking uWu in UwU ouw uWu way -;;w;; To ^w^ hindew UwU ouw ^.^ beginnyings; ^.^ we doubt nyot nyow -OwO But every :3 wub >_> is uWu smoothed on UwU ouw >_> way. -Then, ^-^ fowth, uWu deaw countwymen; wet >_> us ÚwÚ dewivew -Our puissance x3 into x3 the uWu hand of :33 God, -^.^ Putting >w< it ^w^ stwaight uWu in UwU expedition. -Cheewwy to sea; x3 the signs of >w< waw xDD advance; -No x3 king of England, >_> if nyot x3 king of France! ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^w^ Eastcheap. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Boar's Head ^.^ tavewn - -Entew x3 PISTOW, ;;w;; HOSTESS, ^.^ NYM, uWu BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and uWu Boy - -HOSTESS. Prithee, >_> honyey-sweet ^.^ husband, wet ;;w;; me ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to -Staines. -PISTOL. No; fow x3 my xDD manwy >_< heawt xDD doth earn. -xDD Bawdowph, be OwO bwithe; ;;w;; Nym, wouse >w< thy >_< vaunting UwU veins; -:33 Boy, xDD bwistwe >w< thy couwage :33 up. For Falstaff ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, -xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must eawn ^w^ thewefowe. -BARDOLPH. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe with :3 him, ^w^ whewesome'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, xDD eithew uWu in -heaven ow uWu in >_< heww! -HOSTESS. Nyay, x3 suwe, uWu he's nyot uWu in OwO heww: uWu he's uWu in Arthur's x3 bosom, >_> if -OwO evew x3 man OwO went to Arthur's ÚwÚ bosom. >_> 'A UwU made :3 a finer ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and OwO went -OwO away >w< an >w< it xDD had :33 been xDD any UwU chwistom child; xDD 'a pawted ev'n >w< just -^-^ between >_< twewve ÚwÚ and one, ev'n uWu at x3 the ;;w;; tuwnying ^.^ o' x3 th' tide; fow -ÚwÚ aftew UwU I saw ^.^ him fumble with x3 the UwU sheets, ÚwÚ and :33 pway with flowers, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon :33 his fingews' ^w^ end, UwU I UwU knyew there UwU was >_> but one way; -fow :33 his x3 nyose UwU was >_< as ^-^ shawp >_< as :3 a pen, ÚwÚ and xDD 'a OwO babbw'd of green -^-^ fiewds. ^.^ 'How now, Sir ÚwÚ John!' quoth UwU I :33 'What, ^w^ man, be ^.^ o' ÚwÚ good -uWu cheew.' ^w^ So xDD 'a cried x3 out ;;w;; 'God, :33 God, God!' >w< thwee ow fouw times. Now -I, to uWu comfowt :3 him, bid ^.^ him xDD 'a >_> shouwd nyot think of x3 God; UwU I ^w^ hop'd -there UwU was nyo >_< nyeed to >_> twoubwe >_< himsewf with xDD any xDD such >_< thoughts >_> yet. -^w^ So xDD 'a ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me uWu way ^.^ mowe x3 cwothes on :33 his feet; UwU I put x3 my uWu hand x3 into -x3 the x3 bed ÚwÚ and UwU fewt ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< as UwU cowd >_< as xDD any stonye; xDD then UwU I -UwU fewt to :33 his uWu knyees, ÚwÚ and UwU so upward ÚwÚ and upward, ÚwÚ and aww UwU was >_< as UwU cowd ->_< as xDD any uWu stonye. -OwO NYM. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he cried x3 out of :33 sack. -HOSTESS. Ay, :3 that xDD 'a ^.^ did. -BARDOLPH. xDD And of ^w^ women. -HOSTESS. Nyay, :3 that xDD 'a uWu did not. -BOY. Yes, :3 that xDD 'a ^-^ did, ÚwÚ and uWu said ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD deviws >w< incawnyate. -HOSTESS. >_> 'A couwd >_< nyevew abide x3 cawnyation; uWu 'twas :3 a colour ^.^ he >_< nyevew -:33 wiked. -BOY. >_> 'A uWu said >_> once x3 the ^.^ deviw ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him about ^w^ women. -HOSTESS. >_> 'A uWu did uWu in x3 some sort, :33 indeed, handle ^w^ women; >_> but xDD then ^.^ he UwU was -rheumatic, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tawk'd of x3 the OwO Whowe of :3 Babywon. -BOY. Do xDD you nyot remember xDD 'a saw :3 a fwea OwO stick ;;w;; upon Bardolph's nose, -ÚwÚ and xDD 'a uWu said >w< it UwU was :3 a black :3 souw ^.^ buwnying uWu in :33 heww? -BARDOLPH. xDD Weww, x3 the x3 fuew >_> is >_> gonye :3 that ÚwÚ maintain'd :3 that ;;w;; fiwe: ^w^ that's -aww x3 the ^w^ wiches UwU I ^w^ got uWu in :33 his service. -OwO NYM. Shall ^.^ we ^-^ shog? uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww be >_> gonye from ^.^ Southampton. -PISTOL. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. OwO My xDD wuv, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy x3 wips. -Wook to x3 my >w< chattwes ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ muvabwes; -Let :33 senses rule. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is xDD 'Pitch ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pay.' -Twust x3 nyonye; -For >w< oaths OwO awe OwO stwaws, men's :33 faiths OwO awe wafer-cakes, -xDD And ;;w;; Howdfast >_> is x3 the >w< onwy dog, x3 my :3 duck. ->_< Thewefowe, >_< Caveto be >w< thy counsellor. -^w^ Go, ^-^ cweaw >w< thy xDD cwystaws. Yoke-fellows uWu in awms, -Let >_> us to >_< Fwance, ^.^ wike ^.^ howse-weeches, x3 my boys, -;;w;; To x3 suck, to x3 suck, x3 the xDD vewy :3 bwood to >_> suck. -BOY. xDD And ^w^ that's >_> but ^.^ unwhowesome ^w^ food, ;;w;; they :3 say. -PISTOL. Touch her soft xDD mouth ÚwÚ and >w< mawch. -BARDOLPH. UwU Faweweww, hostess. >w< [Kissing :3 hew] -OwO NYM. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ kiss, :3 that >_> is x3 the humouw of uWu it; >_> but ^w^ adieu. -PISTOL. Let housewifewy appear; >_< keep cwose, UwU I uWu thee >_> command. -HOSTESS. Farewell; ^w^ adieu. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Fwance. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the >_< FWENCH ;;w;; KING, x3 the DAUPHIN, x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF BERRI -ÚwÚ and >w< BWITAINyE, x3 the ^-^ CONSTABWE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^-^ Thus x3 comes x3 the :3 Engwish with full powew ;;w;; upon us; -xDD And ^.^ mowe than uWu cawefuwwy >w< it >_> us uWu concewns -;;w;; To answew ÚwÚ woyawwy uWu in UwU ouw uWu defences. -Therefore x3 the >_> Dukes of Berri ÚwÚ and of Britaine, -Of Brabant ÚwÚ and of ^.^ Owweans, UwU shaww >_< make ^-^ fowth, -xDD And UwU you, Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, with aww UwU swift >_> dispatch, -;;w;; To winye ÚwÚ and x3 nyew repair UwU ouw UwU towns of >w< waw -With ;;w;; men of couwage ÚwÚ and with means OwO defendant; -For England :33 his >_< appwoaches x3 makes >_< as >_< fiewce -;;w;; As watews to x3 the x3 sucking of :3 a gulf. -^.^ It ^w^ fits us, >w< then, to be >_< as >w< pwovident -;;w;; As feaw OwO may >_< teach us, x3 out of wate xDD exampwes -Left ^.^ by x3 the uWu fataw ÚwÚ and neglected :3 Engwish ->_> Upon UwU ouw ^-^ fiewds. -OwO DAUPHIN. OwO My UwU most wedoubted ÚwÚ fathew, -^.^ It >_> is UwU most :3 meet ^.^ we awm >_> us uWu 'gainst x3 the >_< foe; -For uWu peace itsewf >_> shouwd nyot UwU so dull :3 a :33 kingdom, -;;w;; Though >w< waw nor nyo ÚwÚ knyown ^-^ quawwew :3 wewe uWu in ^.^ question, -OwO But :3 that defences, musters, uWu pwepawations, -Should be :3 maintain'd, assembwed, ÚwÚ and collected, -;;w;; As :3 wewe :3 a >w< waw uWu in ;;w;; expectation. ->_< Thewefowe, UwU I say, UwU 'tis :3 meet ^.^ we aww OwO go fowth -;;w;; To x3 view x3 the >w< sick ÚwÚ and feebwe parts of Fwance; -xDD And wet >_> us UwU do >w< it with nyo x3 show of >w< feaw- -:3 Nyo, with nyo ^.^ mowe than >_> if ^.^ we heard :3 that England -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; busied with :3 a ^w^ Whitsun >w< mowwis-dance; -For, x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wiege, ^.^ she >_> is UwU so idly >w< king'd, -:3 Hew sceptre UwU so >w< fantasticawwy :3 bownye -^-^ By :3 a vain, uWu giddy, ^w^ shawwow, humorous youth, -:33 That feaw ^.^ attends her not. -:3 CONSTABWE. x3 O ÚwÚ peace, Prince Dauphin! ->_> You OwO awe ^w^ too much ^.^ mistaken uWu in ÚwÚ this king. -x3 Question x3 youw Gwace x3 the wate ambassadors -With >_> what great >w< state ^.^ he heard uWu theiw >w< embassy, -How weww x3 suppwied with x3 nyobwe ^w^ counsewwows, -How :3 modest uWu in >w< exception, ÚwÚ and withal -How tewwibwe uWu in ^w^ constant :33 wesowution, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find :33 his vanities UwU fowespent -^.^ Wewe >_> but x3 the uWu outside of x3 the Roman >_> Bwutus, -Covering discretion with :3 a >_> coat of :3 fowwy; -;;w;; As :3 gawdenyews UwU do with uWu owduwe hide UwU those ^-^ woots -:33 That UwU shaww xDD fiwst ^-^ spwing ÚwÚ and be UwU most dewicate. -OwO DAUPHIN. xDD Weww, UwU 'tis nyot >_> so, x3 my Lord xDD High ÚwÚ Constabwe; -OwO But ^w^ though ^.^ we think >w< it >_> so, >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. -^w^ In xDD cases of x3 defence UwU 'tis best to >w< weigh -uWu The ;;w;; enyemy ^.^ mowe ^-^ mighty than ^.^ he :33 seems; -^w^ So x3 the proportions of x3 defence OwO awe OwO fiww'd; ->_< Which of :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and >w< nyiggawdwy projection -^-^ Doth ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ misew :33 spoiw :33 his >_> coat with >_< scanting -^-^ A xDD wittwe >w< cwoth. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^w^ Think ^.^ we ^w^ King ÚwÚ Hawwy strong; -^.^ And, Pwinces, wook xDD you >_< stwongwy awm to :3 meet ^.^ him. -uWu The >w< kindwed of ^.^ him hath :33 been fwesh'd ;;w;; upon us; -xDD And ^.^ he >_> is bwed x3 out of :3 that bwoody ;;w;; stwain -:33 That xDD haunted >_> us uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ famiwiaw paths. -Witness UwU ouw ^w^ too much :3 memowabwe ^-^ shame -x3 When >_> Cwessy ÚwÚ battwe x3 fatawwy UwU was struck, -xDD And aww UwU ouw pwinces capdv'd ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand -Of :3 that black :33 nyame, Edwawd, ;;w;; Bwack Prince of >w< Wawes; -Whiwes :3 that :33 his OwO mountain siwe- on OwO mountain standing, -Up uWu in x3 the air, cwown'd with x3 the golden UwU sun- -^.^ Saw :33 his hewoicaw >_> seed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ smiw'd to >_> see :3 him, -:33 Mangwe x3 the ^.^ wowk of nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 deface -uWu The ;;w;; pattewns :3 that ^.^ by ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ^.^ by OwO Fwench uWu fathews -xDD Had ÚwÚ twenty years :33 been >_> made. This >_> is :3 a xDD stewn -Of :3 that ;;w;; victowious OwO stock; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us feaw -uWu The OwO nyative xDD mightinyess ÚwÚ and fate of ^.^ him. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. >w< Ambassadows from ÚwÚ Hawwy ^w^ King of England -Do ^w^ cwave ÚwÚ admittance to x3 youw >_< Majesty. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^-^ We'ww UwU give them xDD pwesent audience. Go ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing OwO them. -Exeunt MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain ;;w;; WOWDS ->_> You >_> see ÚwÚ this OwO chase >_> is hotly ^.^ fowwowed, fwiends. -OwO DAUPHIN. Tuwn >_> head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop UwU puwsuit; fow x3 cowawd ^.^ dogs -:3 Most spend uWu theiw mouths when >_> what ;;w;; they xDD seem to >_> thweaten -;;w;; Wuns uWu faw >w< befowe OwO them. ^-^ Good x3 my sovereign, -^.^ Take x3 up x3 the :3 Engwish ^.^ showt, ÚwÚ and wet them ^.^ knyow -Of >_> what :3 a monyawchy xDD you OwO awe x3 the >_> head. ->_> Sewf-wuv, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_> is nyot UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 a x3 sin -;;w;; As ÚwÚ sewf-nyegwecting. - -^.^ We-entew LORDS, with >_> EXETEW ÚwÚ and twain - ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. Fwom UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew of Engwand? -UwU EXETEW. Fwom :3 him, ÚwÚ and OwO thus ^.^ he greets x3 youw ^.^ Majesty: ->w< He wills UwU you, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God ;;w;; Awmighty, -:33 That xDD you >_< divest yourself, ÚwÚ and uWu way UwU apawt -uWu The bowwowed :33 gwowies :3 that ^.^ by ^w^ gift of ^.^ heaven, -^-^ By law of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and of ;;w;; nyations, ÚwÚ 'wongs -;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to :33 his >w< heiws- nyamewy, x3 the :3 cwown, -xDD And aww ÚwÚ wide-stwetched honyouws :3 that pertain, -^-^ By ;;w;; custom ÚwÚ and x3 the ordinance of xDD times, -uWu Unto x3 the >_< cwown of Fwance. :33 That xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow -'Tis nyo sinyistew nor nyo awkward claim, ->_> Pick'd from x3 the OwO wowm-howes of UwU wong-vanyish'd uWu days, -x3 Nyow from x3 the x3 dust of ;;w;; owd oblivion rak'd, ->w< He OwO sends xDD you ÚwÚ this UwU most :3 memowabwe xDD winye, xDD [Gives :3 a ÚwÚ papew] -^w^ In every branch :33 twuwy uWu demonstwative; -:3 Wiwwing xDD you overlook ÚwÚ this ^-^ pedigwee. -xDD And when xDD you find ^.^ him evenwy deriv'd -Fwom :33 his UwU most ^.^ fam'd of famous ancestors, -Edward x3 the Third, ^.^ he UwU bids xDD you xDD then resign -uWu Youw >_< cwown ÚwÚ and :33 kingdom, indirectly hewd -Fwom :3 him, x3 the OwO nyative ÚwÚ and true ÚwÚ chawwengew. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. :33 Ow >_> ewse >_> what :3 fowwows? -UwU EXETEW. :3 Bwoody UwU constwaint; fow >_> if xDD you hide x3 the >_< cwown -Even uWu in x3 youw hearts, there xDD wiww ^.^ he wake fow :3 it. -Therefore uWu in >_< fiewce UwU tempest >_> is ^.^ he uWu coming, -^w^ In >_> thundew ÚwÚ and uWu in earthquake, ^.^ wike :3 a Juv, -:33 That >_> if ^.^ wequiwing fail, ^.^ he xDD wiww xDD compew; -xDD And UwU bids UwU you, uWu in x3 the bowels of x3 the Wowd, -Deliver x3 up x3 the >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and to OwO take xDD mewcy -On x3 the poor >w< souws fow ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this hungwy >w< waw -:33 Opens :33 his ÚwÚ vasty jaws; ÚwÚ and on x3 youw >_> head -UwU Tuwnying x3 the :3 widows' ^-^ teaws, x3 the orphans' cries, -uWu The >_< dead men's bwood, x3 the privy >_> maidens' :33 gwoans, -For uWu husbands, fathers, ÚwÚ and OwO betwothed >_> wuvws, -:33 That UwU shaww be ^.^ swawwowed uWu in ÚwÚ this controversy. -This >_> is :33 his claim, :33 his UwU thweat'nying, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ message; -OwO Unwess x3 the uWu Dauphin be uWu in x3 pwesence UwU hewe, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >w< expwesswy UwU I ;;w;; bwing :3 gweeting UwU too. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. For us, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO considew of ÚwÚ this >w< fuwthew; ->_< To-mowwow UwU shaww xDD you UwU beaw UwU ouw full :3 intent -:3 Back to UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew of ^w^ Engwand. -OwO DAUPHIN. For x3 the ^.^ Dauphin: -UwU I stand OwO hewe fow ^.^ him. >_> What to ^.^ him from Engwand? -UwU EXETEW. >w< Scown ÚwÚ and >w< defiance, :3 swight regard, ^.^ contempt, -xDD And ;;w;; anything :3 that OwO may nyot >w< misbecome -uWu The ^-^ mighty x3 sendew, xDD doth ^.^ he >w< pwize xDD you at. -^-^ Thus ;;w;; says x3 my uWu king: >w< an >_> if x3 youw father's >_> Highnyess -Do >_> nyot, uWu in gwant of aww uWu demands uWu at wawge, -:33 Sweeten x3 the UwU bittew ÚwÚ mock xDD you sent :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty, -^-^ He'ww caww xDD you to UwU so :3 hot >w< an answew of >w< it -:33 That caves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; womby UwU vauwtages of Fwance -Shall UwU chide x3 youw trespass ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn x3 youw ÚwÚ mock -^w^ In second xDD accent of :33 his ÚwÚ owdinyance. -OwO DAUPHIN. Say, >_> if x3 my >w< fathew render >w< faiw wetuwn, -^.^ It >_> is OwO against x3 my :33 wiww; fow UwU I ^.^ desiwe -Nyothing >_> but ^w^ odds with ^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; To :3 that ^w^ end, -;;w;; As matching to :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and OwO vanyity, -UwU I uWu did xDD pwesent ^.^ him with x3 the Paris OwO bawws. -UwU EXETEW. ^-^ He'ww >_< make x3 youw Paris Wouvwe ;;w;; shake fow :33 it, -^.^ Wewe >w< it x3 the mistwess court of ^-^ mighty >w< Euwope; -xDD And be x3 assuw'd you'ww find :3 a ÚwÚ diffewence, -;;w;; As ^.^ we :33 his subjects uWu have uWu in wonder >_> found, -Between x3 the promise of :33 his ^.^ gweenyew OwO days -xDD And these ^.^ he >w< mastews now. Now ^.^ he :3 weighs time -Even to x3 the utmost grain; :3 that xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ wead -^w^ In x3 youw UwU own losses, >_> if ^.^ he xDD stay uWu in Fwance. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. >_< To-mowwow UwU shaww xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^-^ mind uWu at ^w^ fuww. -UwU EXETEW. OwO Dispatch >_> us with aww speed, xDD west :3 that UwU ouw x3 king -:3 Come OwO hewe >_< himsewf to ;;w;; question UwU ouw >_< deway; -For ^.^ he >_> is OwO footed uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand >_< awweady. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. >_> You UwU shaww be >w< soon x3 dispatch'd with >w< faiw conditions. -^-^ A >w< nyight >_> is >_> but UwU smaww UwU bweath ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe :3 pause -;;w;; To answew uWu mattews of ÚwÚ this consequence. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. PROLOGUE. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew CHORUS - ->_< CHOWUS. ^-^ Thus with xDD imagin'd OwO wing UwU ouw UwU swift scene flies, -^w^ In >_> motion of nyo less OwO cewewity -Than :3 that of thought. >_> Suppose :3 that xDD you uWu have :3 seen -uWu The ^.^ weww-appointed ^w^ King uWu at Hampton :33 piew -Embawk :33 his royalty; ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< bwave :33 fweet -With siwken streamers x3 the xDD young >_< Phowbus fanning. ->_> Pway with x3 youw fancies; ÚwÚ and uWu in them behowd ->_> Upon x3 the ;;w;; hempen x3 tackwe ship-boys climbing; ->w< Heaw x3 the >_> shwiww whistwe which xDD doth order UwU give -;;w;; To sounds ^.^ confus'd; behowd x3 the OwO thweaden saiws, -Bownye with x3 th' invisible ÚwÚ and xDD cweeping ;;w;; wind, -Draw x3 the >_> huge bottoms ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< fuwwowed :33 sea, -uWu Bweasting x3 the wofty xDD suwge. >_< O, UwU do >_> but think ->_> You stand ;;w;; upon x3 the rivage ÚwÚ and behowd -^-^ A UwU city on x3 th' inconstant billows >w< dancing; -For UwU so >_> appeaws ÚwÚ this :33 fweet uWu majesticaw, -Holding >_< due course to ^.^ Hawfweuw. ÚwÚ Fowwow, x3 fowwow! -Grapple x3 youw minds to ^-^ stewnyage of ÚwÚ this >_< nyavy -xDD And OwO weave x3 youw England >_< as >_< dead ;;w;; midnyight still, -Guawded with >_< gwandsiwes, :3 babies, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd UwU women, -^-^ Eithew x3 past ow nyot ^-^ awwiv'd to ÚwÚ pith ÚwÚ and :3 puissance; -For who >_> is ^.^ he x3 whose ^w^ chin >_> is >_> but ^-^ enwich'd -With one appearing >_< haiw :3 that xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; fowwow -;;w;; These :3 cuww'd ÚwÚ and uWu choice-dwawn uWu cavawiews to France? -Wowk, ^.^ wowk x3 youw thoughts, ÚwÚ and thewein >_> see :3 a >w< siege; -ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the owdnyance on uWu theiw carriages, -With uWu fataw mouths :33 gaping on :3 giwded ^.^ Hawfweuw. ->_> Suppose x3 th' ambassador from x3 the OwO Fwench x3 comes back; ->_< Tewws ÚwÚ Hawwy :3 that x3 the ^w^ King xDD doth offer ^.^ him ->_> Kathewinye :33 his ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and with her to ^.^ dowwy -;;w;; Some petty ÚwÚ and :3 unpwofitabwe UwU dukedoms. -uWu The offer likes x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< nyimbwe ÚwÚ gunnyew -With uWu winstock nyow x3 the deviwish cannon >_< touches, ->w< [Awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ chambews OwO go off] -xDD And down xDD goes >w< an >w< befowe OwO them. UwU Stiww be ;;w;; kind, -xDD And eke x3 out UwU ouw :3 pewfowmance with x3 youw :33 mind. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - ->w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Fwance. ^.^ Befowe Hawfweuw - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews with ^.^ scawing-waddews - ->w< KING. Once ^.^ mowe >w< unto x3 the OwO bweach, uWu deaw OwO fwiends, >_> once mowe; -:33 Ow ^-^ cwose x3 the waww x3 up with UwU ouw :3 Engwish uWu dead. -^w^ In uWu peace there's >_< nyothing UwU so x3 becomes :3 a x3 man -;;w;; As :3 modest stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and humility; -OwO But when x3 the bwast of >w< waw ^w^ bwows uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; eaws, -UwU Then ^.^ imitate x3 the uWu action of x3 the tigew: -Stiffen x3 the ÚwÚ sinyews, ^.^ summon x3 up x3 the bwood, -:3 Disguise >w< faiw ÚwÚ nyatuwe with hard-favour'd uWu wage; -UwU Then xDD wend x3 the ^w^ eye :3 a tewwibwe ÚwÚ aspect; -Let >w< it ^.^ pwy ^w^ thwough x3 the x3 powtage of x3 the >_> head -Wike x3 the brass :33 cannyon: wet x3 the ^w^ bwow ^w^ o'ewwhewm >w< it -;;w;; As uWu feawfuwwy >_< as xDD doth :3 a galled OwO wock -O'ewhang ÚwÚ and jutty :33 his confounded base, -x3 Swiww'd with x3 the >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and ^w^ wastefuw xDD ocean. -Now uWu set x3 the teeth ÚwÚ and stretch x3 the nyostwiw wide; -:33 Howd x3 hawd x3 the :33 bweath, ÚwÚ and >w< bend x3 up every ^w^ spiwit -;;w;; To :33 his full >w< height. ÚwÚ On, ;;w;; on, xDD you uWu nyobwest Engwish, ->_< Whose :3 bwood >_> is >w< fet from uWu fathews of war-proof- -x3 Fathews :3 that ^.^ wike UwU so UwU many OwO Awexandews -:3 Have uWu in these parts from ;;w;; mown >w< tiww even :33 fought, -xDD And sheath'd uWu theiw :33 swowds fow ^.^ wack of awgument. -Dishonour nyot x3 youw >_> mothews; nyow attest -:33 That UwU those ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^w^ caww'd uWu fathews uWu did x3 beget OwO you. -^w^ Be copy nyow to ;;w;; men of gwossew bwood, -xDD And >_< teach them >w< how to waw. xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ yeomen, ->_< Whose x3 wimbs :3 wewe UwU made uWu in England, x3 show >_> us OwO hewe -uWu The mettle of x3 youw pasture; wet >_> us >_< sweaw -:33 That xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wowth x3 youw bweeding- which UwU I doubt x3 nyot; -For there >_> is >_< nyonye of xDD you UwU so >_> mean ÚwÚ and UwU base -:33 That hath nyot x3 nyobwe UwU wustwe uWu in x3 youw :3 eyes. -UwU I >_> see xDD you stand ^.^ wike >w< gweyhounds uWu in x3 the ^w^ swips, -^-^ Stwainying ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 stawt. uWu The game's ;;w;; afoot: -Follow x3 youw uWu spiwit; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :3 chawge -Cwy >w< 'God fow ^w^ Hawwy, England, ÚwÚ and Saint George!' -:3 [Exeunt. x3 Awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ chambews OwO go off] - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^.^ Befowe Hawfweuw - -Entew ^.^ NYM, uWu BAWDOWPH, x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and >_> BOY - -BARDOLPH. ÚwÚ On, ;;w;; on, ;;w;; on, ;;w;; on, on! to x3 the OwO bweach, to x3 the OwO bweach! -OwO NYM. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, uWu Cowpowaw, >_< stay; x3 the ÚwÚ knyocks OwO awe ^w^ too >_> hot, ÚwÚ and fow ->_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt UwU I uWu have nyot :3 a case of ^.^ wives. uWu The humouw of >w< it >_> is ^w^ too -^.^ hot; :3 that >_> is x3 the xDD vewy plain-song of :3 it. -PISTOL. uWu The plain-song >_> is UwU most x3 just; fow humours UwU do ^.^ abound: - ->w< Knyocks OwO go ÚwÚ and >_< come; >_> God's :3 vassaws >_< dwop ÚwÚ and :3 die; -xDD And xDD swowd ÚwÚ and OwO shiewd -^w^ In bwoody field -^-^ Doth x3 win :3 immowtaw ^w^ fame. - -BOY. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu in >w< an uWu awehouse uWu in x3 Wondon! UwU I >_< wouid UwU give aww x3 my -fame fow :3 a >_> pot of OwO awe ÚwÚ and >w< safety. -PISTOL. xDD And ^.^ I: - -;;w;; If wishes ^.^ wouwd :3 pwevaiw with uWu me, -OwO My OwO puwpose >_> shouwd nyot fail with uWu me, -OwO But uWu thithew ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^-^ hie. - -BOY. ;;w;; As >_> duwy, >_> but nyot >_< as OwO twuwy, -;;w;; As biwd xDD doth ^.^ sing on ^.^ bough. - -Entew UwU FWUEWWEN - -uWu FWUEWWEN. Up to x3 the OwO bweach, xDD you x3 dogs! -x3 Avaunt, xDD you x3 cuwwions! [Driving them forward] -PISTOL. ^w^ Be :3 mewcifuw, great x3 duke, to ;;w;; men of mould. -Abate >w< thy rage, ^-^ abate >w< thy xDD manwy uWu wage; -Abate >w< thy rage, great xDD duke. -^-^ Good ^-^ bawcock, uWu bate >w< thy x3 wage. ^w^ Use uWu wenyity, x3 sweet chuck. -OwO NYM. ;;w;; These be ÚwÚ good :33 humouws. uWu Youw honour ^w^ wins :33 bad :33 humouws. -Exeunt aww >_> but >_> BOY -BOY. ;;w;; As xDD young >_< as UwU I am, UwU I uWu have :33 obsewv'd these >w< thwee ^-^ swashews. UwU I ^w^ am -;;w;; boy to them aww OwO thwee; >_> but aww ;;w;; they >_< thwee, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd -serve uWu me, couwd nyot be x3 man to OwO me; fow ÚwÚ indeed >w< thwee xDD such ^-^ antics UwU do -nyot amount to :3 a man. For xDD Bawdowph, ^.^ he >_> is :3 white-wivew'd ÚwÚ and -OwO wed-fac'd; ^.^ by x3 the means xDD wheweof xDD 'a faces >w< it ^.^ out, >_> but >_< fights not. -For ^.^ Pistow, ^.^ he hath :3 a UwU kiwwing >_> tongue ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 quiet ^-^ swowd; ^.^ by x3 the -means xDD wheweof xDD 'a >_< bweaks wowds ÚwÚ and keeps whole uWu weapons. For ;;w;; Nym, -^.^ he hath heard :3 that ;;w;; men of x3 few wowds OwO awe x3 the best men, ÚwÚ and ->_< thewefowe ^.^ he scorns to >_> say :33 his >_< pwayews xDD west xDD 'a >_> shouwd be xDD thought -:3 a ^-^ cowawd; >_> but :33 his x3 few :33 bad wowds OwO awe match'd with >_< as x3 few ÚwÚ good -^-^ deeds; fow xDD 'a >_< nyevew broke xDD any :33 man's >_> head >_> but :33 his OwO own, ÚwÚ and :3 that -UwU was OwO against :3 a x3 post when ^.^ he UwU was drunk. ^-^ They xDD wiww ^.^ steaw anything, -ÚwÚ and caww >w< it >_> puwchase. Bardolph OwO stowe :3 a xDD wute-case, bore >w< it >_< twewve -weagues, ÚwÚ and sold >w< it fow >w< thwee halfpence. >w< Nym ÚwÚ and Bardolph OwO awe -sworn bwothews uWu in filching, ÚwÚ and uWu in Calais ;;w;; they OwO stowe :3 a -fiwe-shuvw; UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ by :3 that ^.^ piece of OwO sewvice x3 the ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd carry -UwU coaws. ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me >_< as ^.^ famiwiaw with men's >_> pockets >_< as uWu theiw -^.^ gwuvs ow uWu theiw handkewchews; which x3 makes much OwO against x3 my -x3 manhood, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take from another's uWu pocket to put x3 into minye; -fow >w< it >_> is uWu pwain OwO pocketing x3 up of x3 wwongs. UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave them ÚwÚ and ->_> seek x3 some xDD bettew ^w^ sewvice; uWu theiw xDD viwwainy xDD goes OwO against x3 my xDD weak -^w^ stomach, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; cast >w< it :33 up. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew :3 FWUEWWEN, >_< GOWEW fowwowing - -GOWEW. uWu Captain Fwuewwen, xDD you ^w^ must come presently to x3 the :33 minyes; x3 the ->w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; To x3 the ^w^ minyes! Teww xDD you x3 the >w< Duke >w< it >_> is nyot UwU so ÚwÚ good to come -to x3 the :33 minyes; for, wook UwU you, x3 the >_< minyes >_> is nyot accowding to x3 the -xDD discipwinyes of x3 the UwU waw; x3 the x3 concavities of >w< it >_> is nyot >w< sufficient. -For, wook UwU you, x3 th' x3 athvewsawy- xDD you OwO may discuss >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -wook :3 you- >_> is OwO digt >_< himsewf fouw ^.^ yawd :33 undew x3 the ^.^ countewminyes; ^.^ by -:33 Cheshu, UwU I think xDD 'a xDD wiww ÚwÚ pwow x3 up all, >_> if there >_> is nyot xDD bettew -diwections. -GOWEW. uWu The >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew, to ÚwÚ whom x3 the order of x3 the ^-^ siege >_> is -^w^ given, >_> is ;;w;; awtogethew ^-^ diwected ^.^ by >w< an Irishman- :3 a xDD vewy :3 vawwant -gentweman, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is uWu Captain Macmorris, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -GOWEW. UwU I think >w< it >w< be. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By :33 Cheshu, ^.^ he >_> is >w< an ass, >_< as uWu in x3 the wowwd: UwU I xDD wiww verify ->_< as much uWu in :33 his beawd; ^.^ he >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe diwections uWu in x3 the true -xDD discipwinyes of x3 the ^-^ waws, wook UwU you, of x3 the Roman :3 discipwinyes, than ->_> is :3 a puppy-dog. - -Entew UwU MACMOWWIS ÚwÚ and >w< CAPTAIN :3 JAMY - -GOWEW. :3 Hewe xDD 'a ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 Scots ;;w;; captain, uWu Captain UwU Jamy, with -^.^ him. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain ÚwÚ Jamy >_> is :3 a marvellous ;;w;; fawowous gentweman, :3 that >_> is -cewtain, ÚwÚ and of great ÚwÚ expedition ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge uWu in x3 th' aunchient -^-^ waws, ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD pawticuwaw >_< knyowwedge of :33 his diwections. ^-^ By :33 Cheshu, -^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain :33 his :33 awgument >_< as weww >_< as xDD any x3 miwitawy x3 man uWu in x3 the -^w^ wowwd, uWu in x3 the xDD discipwinyes of x3 the ÚwÚ pwistinye UwU waws of x3 the ÚwÚ Womans. -UwU JAMY. UwU I >_> say OwO gud ^-^ day, uWu Captain Fwuewwen. -uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 God-den to x3 youw worship, ÚwÚ good uWu Captain :3 James. -GOWEW. How now, uWu Captain Macmowwis! :3 Have xDD you ^.^ quit x3 the minyes? :3 Have -x3 the UwU pionyeews UwU given xDD o'ew? ->w< MACMOWWIS. ^-^ By >_> Chwish, la, >w< tish :33 iww uWu donye! uWu The ^.^ wowk x3 ish UwU give UwU uvw, -x3 the twompet >_> sound x3 the retreat. ^-^ By x3 my uWu hand, UwU I x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and x3 my -father's x3 souw, x3 the ^.^ wowk x3 ish :33 iww donye; >w< it x3 ish UwU give over; UwU I ^.^ wouwd -uWu have blowed x3 up x3 the xDD town, UwU so ;;w;; Chwish :3 save uWu me, la, uWu in >w< an hour. >_< O, ->w< tish :33 iww :33 donye, >w< tish :33 iww donye; ^.^ by x3 my uWu hand, >w< tish :33 iww uWu donye! -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain Macmorris, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you now, xDD wiww xDD you UwU voutsafe -uWu me, wook UwU you, :3 a x3 few uWu disputations with UwU you, >_< as ;;w;; pawtwy ^-^ touching ow -UwU concewnying x3 the xDD discipwinyes of x3 the waw, x3 the Roman ^-^ waws, uWu in x3 the uWu way -of :33 awgument, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ communyication; ;;w;; pawtwy to -satisfy x3 my :33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawtwy fow x3 the x3 satisfaction, wook UwU you, of -x3 my UwU mind, >_< as ^-^ touching x3 the ÚwÚ diwection of x3 the x3 miwitawy discipwinye, -:3 that >_> is x3 the point. -UwU JAMY. ^.^ It sall be >_< vawy >w< gud, OwO gud x3 feith, OwO gud ^.^ captains ;;w;; bath; ÚwÚ and UwU I sall -^.^ quit xDD you with OwO gud OwO weve, >_< as UwU I OwO may pick UwU occasion; :3 that sall I, -marry. ->w< MACMOWWIS. ^.^ It >_> is nyo time to discouwse, UwU so ;;w;; Chwish :3 save x3 me. uWu The day ->_> is >_> hot, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 weathew, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and x3 the -Dukes; >w< it >_> is nyo time to discourse. uWu The :33 town >_> is UwU beseech'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the -ÚwÚ twumpet caww >_> us to x3 the >_> bweach; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we tawk x3 and, be >_> Chwish, UwU do -OwO nyothing. 'Tis ^-^ shame fow >_> us all, UwU so ^w^ God :3 sa' uWu me, UwU 'tis ^-^ shame to -stand stiww; >w< it >_> is UwU shame, ^.^ by x3 my xDD hand; ÚwÚ and there >_> is ÚwÚ thwoats to be -:3 cut, ÚwÚ and wowks to be donye; ÚwÚ and there x3 ish >_< nyothing :33 donye, UwU so ;;w;; Chwish -:3 sa' uWu me, :3 wa. -UwU JAMY. ^-^ By x3 the >_< mess, ere OwO theise eyes of >_< minye OwO take x3 themsewves to -^.^ swombew, :3 ay'ww UwU de OwO gud sewvice, ow I'll wig :33 i' x3 th' grund fow uWu it; -:33 ay, ow OwO go to death. xDD And I'll xDD pay't >_< as valorously >_< as UwU I may, :3 that -sall UwU I :33 suewwy UwU do, :3 that >_> is x3 the breff ÚwÚ and x3 the wong. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_< wad -full >_> fain heard x3 some ;;w;; question >_> 'tween xDD you OwO tway. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain Macmorris, UwU I >_< think, wook UwU you, :33 undew x3 youw -uWu cowwection, there >_> is nyot UwU many of x3 youw nation- ->w< MACMOWWIS. Of x3 my >w< nyation? >_> What x3 ish x3 my >w< nyation? Ish :3 a villain, ÚwÚ and :3 a -ÚwÚ bastawd, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ wascaw. >_> What x3 ish x3 my >w< nyation? Who talks -of x3 my >w< nyation? -uWu FWUEWWEN. Wook UwU you, >_> if xDD you OwO take x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^-^ othewwise than >_> is ^-^ meant, -uWu Captain Macmorris, pewadventuwe UwU I UwU shaww think xDD you UwU do nyot use ;;w;; me -with :3 that affabiwity >_< as uWu in discretion xDD you ought to use uWu me, wook -uWu you; ^.^ being >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as yourself, both uWu in x3 the xDD discipwinyes of ->w< waw ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the >_> dewivation of x3 my birth, ÚwÚ and uWu in othew -pawticuwawities. ->w< MACMOWWIS. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as >_< mysewf; UwU so -;;w;; Chwish :3 save uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut x3 off x3 youw >_> head. -GOWEW. ^.^ Gentwemen xDD both, xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ mistake >_< each :3 othew. -UwU JAMY. Ah! ^w^ that's :3 a fouw ^-^ fauwt. :3 [A parley uWu sounded] -GOWEW. uWu The :33 town sounds :3 a >_< pawwey. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Captain Macmorris, when there >_> is ^.^ mowe xDD bettew x3 oppowtunyity -to be OwO wequiwed, wook UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww be UwU so bold >_< as to tell xDD you UwU I ^.^ knyow -x3 the xDD discipwinyes of UwU waw; ÚwÚ and there >_> is >w< an OwO end. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^.^ Befowe x3 the :3 gates of Hawfweuw - -Entew x3 the >w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and x3 some :3 citizens on x3 the :33 wawws. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING -ÚwÚ and aww :33 his twain >w< befowe x3 the :3 gates - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How yet ^.^ wesowves x3 the >w< Guvwnyow of x3 the >_< town? -This >_> is x3 the ^-^ watest >w< pawwe ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ admit; -Therefore to UwU ouw best xDD mewcy UwU give youwsewves -:3 Ow, ^.^ wike to ;;w;; men OwO pwoud of OwO destwuction, ->_> Defy >_> us to UwU ouw wowst; for, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a sowdiew, -^-^ A xDD nyame :3 that uWu in x3 my >_< thoughts x3 becomes ;;w;; me ^w^ best, -;;w;; If UwU I x3 begin x3 the OwO batt'wy >_> once OwO again, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO weave x3 the >w< hawf-achieved Hawfweuw -Tiww uWu in her >_> ashes ^.^ she >_< wie buried. -uWu The :3 gates of xDD mewcy UwU shaww be aww shut up, -xDD And x3 the fwesh'd sowdiew, OwO wough ÚwÚ and x3 hawd of uWu heawt, -^w^ In ^w^ wibewty of bwoody uWu hand UwU shaww ^-^ wange -With >_> conscience uWu wide >_< as >_> heww, mowing ^.^ wike gwass -uWu Youw >w< fwesh >w< faiw viwgins ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> fwow'wing ^w^ infants. ->_> What >_> is >w< it xDD then to ;;w;; me >_> if OwO impious waw, ->_< Awway'd uWu in ^.^ fwames, ^.^ wike to x3 the >_> pwince of UwU fiends, -UwU Do, with :33 his smirch'd ÚwÚ compwexion, aww UwU feww ^w^ feats -:33 Enwink'd to uWu waste ÚwÚ and desowation? ->_> What :3 is't to ;;w;; me when xDD you youwsewves OwO awe >_< cause, -;;w;; If x3 youw puwe ^.^ maidens faww x3 into x3 the uWu hand -Of :3 hot ÚwÚ and forcing violation? ->_> What wein ^.^ can howd :33 wicentious :33 wickednyes -x3 When down x3 the hill ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds :33 his >_< fiewce career? -We OwO may >_< as bootwess spend UwU ouw :33 vain ÚwÚ command ->_> Upon x3 th' enwaged ^-^ sowdiews uWu in uWu theiw xDD spoiw, -;;w;; As >_> send precepts to x3 the ^-^ Weviathan -;;w;; To come ^.^ ashowe. >_< Thewefowe, xDD you ;;w;; men of UwU Hawfweuw, -^.^ Take pity of x3 youw :33 town ÚwÚ and of x3 youw OwO peopwe -Whiwes yet x3 my ^-^ sowdiews OwO awe uWu in x3 my :33 command; -Whiwes yet x3 the :3 coow ÚwÚ and ^w^ tempewate wind of xDD gwace -O'ewbwows x3 the :33 fiwthy ÚwÚ and ^-^ contagious :33 cwouds -Of :3 heady muwdew, xDD spoiw, ÚwÚ and x3 viwwainy. -;;w;; If nyot- >w< why, uWu in :3 a x3 moment wook to >_> see -uWu The ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and bwoody with fouw uWu hand -Defile x3 the locks of x3 youw shwiww-shwieking xDD daughtews; -uWu Youw uWu fathews :33 taken ^.^ by x3 the :33 siwvew ÚwÚ beawds, -xDD And uWu theiw UwU most reverend heads dash'd to x3 the wawws; -uWu Youw nyaked UwU infants :3 spitted ;;w;; upon ;;w;; pikes, -Whiwes x3 the ^-^ mad mothews with uWu theiw howls confus'd -Do bweak x3 the >_> cwouds, >_< as uWu did x3 the ;;w;; wives of ^-^ Jewwy -At Herod's >w< bwoody-hunting >w< swaughtewmen. ->_> What >_> say you? Will xDD you :33 yiewd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ^-^ avoid? -:3 Ow, guiwty uWu in ^w^ defence, be OwO thus >w< destwoy'd? -GOVERNOR. Our expectation hath ÚwÚ this day >w< an end: -uWu The ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ whom of succouws ^.^ we entreated, -Returns >_> us :3 that :33 his ÚwÚ powews OwO awe yet nyot ready -;;w;; To >w< waise UwU so great :3 a siege. >_< Thewefowe, great OwO King, -We yield UwU ouw :33 town ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives to >w< thy soft mercy. -Entew UwU ouw gates; ^-^ dispose of >_> us ÚwÚ and >_> ouws; -For ^.^ we nyo longer OwO awe defensible. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Open x3 youw gates. ;;w;; [Exit ^w^ GOVEWNyOW] ^.^ Come, :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, -Go xDD you ÚwÚ and enter Harfleur; there >_< wemain, -xDD And fortify >w< it >_< stwongwy uWu 'gainst x3 the Fwench; -^w^ Use xDD mewcy to them all. For us, uWu deaw uWu uncwe, -uWu The winter xDD coming ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and sicknyess >_< gwowing ->_> Upon UwU ouw xDD sowdiews, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu wetiwe to Cawais. -;;w;; To-nyight uWu in Hawfweuw xDD wiww ^.^ we be x3 youw guest; ->_< To-mowwow fow x3 the :33 mawch OwO awe ^.^ we addrest. -[Flourish. uWu The ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain enter x3 the >w< town] - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Wouen. uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^-^ KATHEWINyE ÚwÚ and OwO AWICE - -KATHEWINyE. UwU Awice, :33 tu >_< as ete xDD en UwU Angwetewwe, ^w^ et :33 tu parles bien ^.^ we -wangage. -:33 AWICE. >w< Un >w< peu, madame. -KATHEWINyE. >w< Je te ^.^ pwie, m'enseignez; x3 iw ÚwÚ faut xDD que j'apprenne :3 a -^w^ pawwew. Comment :33 appewez-vous UwU wa :33 main xDD en ^.^ Angwais? -:33 AWICE. :33 Wa ^w^ main? Ewwe ;;w;; est >w< appewee UwU de >w< hand. -KATHEWINyE. >w< De >w< hand. Et >w< wes doigts? -:33 AWICE. ^-^ Wes doigts? Ma foi, >w< j'oubwie >w< wes :33 doigts; ^w^ mais x3 je ;;w;; me -^w^ souviendwai. ^-^ Wes doigts? >w< Je ^-^ pense qu'iws x3 sont UwU appewes UwU de fingwes; -ÚwÚ oui, UwU de fingres. -KATHEWINyE. :33 Wa ^-^ main, UwU de xDD hand; >w< wes UwU doigts, UwU de fingres. >w< Je ^-^ pense xDD que -x3 je suis ^.^ we OwO bon ecowiew; xDD j'ai gagne deux mots d'Anglais x3 vitement. -Comment :33 appewez-vous >w< wes ;;w;; ongwes? -:33 AWICE. ^-^ Wes ;;w;; ongwes? Nous >w< wes appelons UwU de nyaiws. -KATHEWINyE. >w< De nyaiws. :3 Ecoutez; >w< dites-moi :3 si x3 je >w< pawwe ^-^ bien: UwU de uWu hand, -UwU de :33 fingwes, ^w^ et UwU de nyaiws. -:33 AWICE. >_> C'est bien >_> dit, madame; x3 iw ;;w;; est x3 fowt OwO bon >_> Angwais. -KATHEWINyE. Dites-moi ^.^ w'Angwais pouw ^.^ we ;;w;; bwas. -:33 AWICE. >w< De ^.^ awm, madame. -KATHEWINyE. Et ^.^ we xDD coude? -:33 AWICE. :33 D'ewbow. -KATHEWINyE. :33 D'ewbow. >w< Je ÚwÚ m'en fais UwU wa repetition UwU de UwU tous >w< wes mots xDD que -vous xDD m'avez :33 appwis ^.^ des :3 a :33 pwesent. -:33 AWICE. >w< Iw ;;w;; est trop difficiwe, ^w^ madame, >w< comme x3 je x3 pense. -KATHEWINyE. OwO Excusez-moi, UwU Awice; ^.^ ecoutez: d'hand, UwU de ÚwÚ fingwe, UwU de -nyaiws, ^-^ d'awma, UwU de biwbow. -:33 AWICE. OwO D'ewbow, madame. -KATHEWINyE. x3 O Seigneur >w< Dieu, x3 je ÚwÚ m'en oublie! :33 D'ewbow. -Comment :33 appewez-vous ^.^ we ^-^ cow? -:33 AWICE. >w< De nick, madame. -KATHEWINyE. >w< De UwU nyick. Et ^.^ we menton? -:33 AWICE. >w< De chin. -KATHEWINyE. >w< De >_< sin. Le col, UwU de nick; ^.^ we ^.^ menton, UwU de >_< sin. -:33 AWICE. uWu Oui. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, xDD en >_> vewite, vous ^.^ pwonyoncez >w< wes mots -:3 aussi droit xDD que >w< wes OwO nyatifs x3 d'Angwetewwe. -KATHEWINyE. >w< Je nye ;;w;; doute :33 point d'apprendre, OwO paw UwU wa xDD gwace UwU de >w< Dieu, ^w^ et -xDD en peu UwU de :33 temps. -:33 AWICE. N'avez-vous ^.^ pas ^-^ deja uWu oubwie :3 ce xDD que x3 je vous ^-^ ai OwO enseignye? -KATHEWINyE. Nyon, x3 je :3 wecitewai :3 a vous promptement: d'hand, UwU de ÚwÚ fingwe, -UwU de >w< maiws- -:33 AWICE. >w< De nyaiws, madame. -KATHEWINyE. >w< De nyaiws, UwU de ^.^ awm, UwU de >w< iwbow. -:33 AWICE. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, ;;w;; d'ewbow. -KATHEWINyE. >w< Ainsi :33 dis-je; d'ewbow, UwU de nick, ^w^ et UwU de >_< sin. Comment -:33 appewez-vous ^.^ we pied ^w^ et UwU wa robe? -:33 AWICE. Le xDD foot, madame; ^w^ et ^.^ we count. -KATHEWINyE. Le :33 foot ^w^ et ^.^ we count. x3 O Seigneur UwU Dieu! ^w^ iws x3 sont mots UwU de ->_< son ^.^ mauvais, :3 cowwuptibwe, >_< gwos, ^w^ et UwU impudique, ^w^ et uWu nyon pouw >w< wes -ÚwÚ dames d'honneur ^.^ d'usew: x3 je nye xDD voudwais >_< pwonyoncew ;;w;; ces mots OwO devant ->w< wes seignyeuws UwU de Fwance pouw tout ^.^ we UwU monde. x3 Foh! ^.^ we :33 foot ^w^ et ^.^ we ->_> count! Neanmoins, x3 je :3 wecitewai >_< unye >_> autwe fois ma x3 wecon ensemble: -d'hand, UwU de ÚwÚ fingwe, UwU de nyaiws, UwU d'awm, d'ewbow, UwU de nick, UwU de ^w^ sin, UwU de -xDD foot, ^.^ we count. -:33 AWICE. Excewwent, madame! -KATHEWINyE. >_> C'est ^w^ assez pouw >_< unye ÚwÚ fois: >_< awwons-nyous :3 a uWu dinyew. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, x3 the DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >w< BWITAINyE, -x3 the >_< CONSTABWE ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. 'Tis xDD cewtain ^.^ he hath :33 pass'd x3 the river Somme. -:3 CONSTABWE. xDD And >_> if ^.^ he be nyot ÚwÚ fought withaw, x3 my uWu wowd, -Let >_> us nyot ^w^ wive uWu in Fwance; wet >_> us ^.^ quit an, -xDD And UwU give UwU ouw vineyards to :3 a barbarous ^-^ peopwe. -OwO DAUPHIN. x3 O ÚwÚ Dieu vivant! Shall :3 a x3 few spways of us, -uWu The ÚwÚ emptying of UwU ouw >_> fathews' ^w^ wuxuwy, -Our :3 scions, put uWu in >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and x3 savage xDD stock, ->_> Spiwt x3 up UwU so ;;w;; suddenwy x3 into x3 the >_> cwouds, -xDD And overlook uWu theiw ^-^ gwaftews? -BRITAINE. Normans, >_> but ^.^ bastawd Normans, ^w^ Nyowman bastards! -xDD Mowt >w< Dieu, ma :33 vie! >_> if ;;w;; they :33 mawch :3 awong -Unfought withaw, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; seww x3 my x3 dukedom -;;w;; To UwU buy :3 a >_> swobb'wy ÚwÚ and :3 a dirty ;;w;; fawm -^w^ In :3 that :33 nyook-shotten isle of Awbion. -:3 CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Dieu UwU de batailles! :3 whewe uWu have ;;w;; they ÚwÚ this >_> mettwe? -Is nyot uWu theiw x3 cwimate x3 foggy, waw, ÚwÚ and dull; -On :33 whom, >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ despite, x3 the sun :33 wooks pawe, -Killing uWu theiw ^w^ fwuit with >_> fwowns? UwU Can sodden >_< watew, -^-^ A UwU dwench fow ^.^ suw-wein'd ;;w;; jades, uWu theiw bawwey-bwoth, -:3 Decoct uWu theiw UwU cowd :3 bwood to xDD such uWu vawiant heat? -xDD And UwU shaww UwU ouw ^w^ quick bwood, :3 spiwited with wine, -Seem fwosty? >_< O, fow honour of UwU ouw land, -Let >_> us nyot ^w^ hang ^.^ wike :33 woping icicwes ->_> Upon UwU ouw houses' ;;w;; thatch, whiwes :3 a ^.^ mowe fwosty OwO peopwe -Sweat ^.^ dwops of OwO gawwant :33 youth uWu in UwU ouw rich fields- -OwO Poow ^.^ we caww them uWu in uWu theiw OwO nyative lords! -OwO DAUPHIN. ^-^ By :33 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw, -Our UwU madams ÚwÚ mock uWu at >_> us ÚwÚ and x3 pwainwy >_> say -Our mettle >_> is bwed ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww UwU give -^-^ Theiw >_< bodies to x3 the lust of :3 Engwish :33 youth -;;w;; To >_> nyew-stowe Fwance with ^.^ bastawd warriors. -BRITAINE. ^-^ They bid >_> us to x3 the :3 Engwish dancing-schools -xDD And >_< teach uWu wavowtas xDD high ÚwÚ and UwU swift corantos, -UwU Saying UwU ouw xDD gwace >_> is >w< onwy uWu in UwU ouw heels -xDD And :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe UwU most wofty >w< wunyaways. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. Whewe >_> is Montjoy x3 the ;;w;; hewawd? ÚwÚ Speed ^.^ him OwO hence; -Let ^.^ him x3 gweet England with UwU ouw ^-^ shawp xDD defiance. -^-^ Up, Pwinces, x3 and, with ^w^ spiwit of honour OwO edged -uWu Mowe sharper than x3 youw swowds, hie to x3 the :33 fiewd: ->_> Chawwes Delabreth, xDD High uWu Constabwe of Fwance; ->_> You >_> Dukes of ^.^ Owweans, >_> Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and of Bewwi, -xDD Awengon, Brabant, UwU Baw, ÚwÚ and >_> Buwgundy; -^-^ Jaques ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, Wambuwes, Vaudemont, -:33 Beaumont, >_> Gwandpwe, Roussi, ÚwÚ and Fauconbridge, -UwU Foix, ^.^ Westwake, Bouciqualt, ÚwÚ and OwO Chawowois; -xDD High dukes, great >_< pwinces, :3 bawons, wowds, ÚwÚ and knights, -For x3 youw great seats nyow ^.^ quit xDD you of great x3 shames. ->_< Baw ÚwÚ Hawwy England, :3 that sweeps ^w^ thwough UwU ouw ÚwÚ wand -With pennons painted uWu in x3 the :3 bwood of ^.^ Hawfweuw. -Rush on :33 his host >_< as xDD doth x3 the mewted >w< snyow ->_> Upon x3 the >w< vawweys, x3 whose wow ^.^ vassaw uWu seat -uWu The ;;w;; Awps xDD doth spit ÚwÚ and >_< void :33 his rheum xDD upon; -Go down ;;w;; upon :3 him, xDD you uWu have powew UwU enyough, -xDD And uWu in :3 a >w< captive uWu chawiot x3 into ;;w;; Wouen -Bring ^.^ him UwU ouw ^w^ pwisonyew. -:3 CONSTABWE. This x3 becomes x3 the ^.^ gweat. -Sowwy ^w^ am UwU I :33 his xDD nyumbews OwO awe UwU so ÚwÚ few, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ sowdiews >w< sick ÚwÚ and famish'd uWu in uWu theiw march; -For UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, when ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> see UwU ouw xDD awmy, -^-^ He'ww >_< dwop :33 his >_< heawt x3 into x3 the sink of ;;w;; feaw, -xDD And fow achievement offer >_> us :33 his wansom. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. >_< Thewefowe, Lord ^-^ Constabwe, ^.^ haste on ÚwÚ Montjoy, -xDD And wet ^.^ him >_> say to England :3 that ^.^ we >_> send -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ wiwwing wansom ^.^ he xDD wiww give. -Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD you UwU shaww xDD stay with >_> us uWu in Wouen. -OwO DAUPHIN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_< Majesty. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, fow xDD you UwU shaww wemain with >_> us. -Now ^-^ fowth, Lord uWu Constabwe ÚwÚ and Princes all, -xDD And quickly ;;w;; bwing >_> us ;;w;; wowd of Engwand's UwU faww. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp uWu in :33 Picawdy - -Entew xDD CAPTAINS, :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and OwO Wewsh, >_< GOWEW ÚwÚ and UwU FWUEWWEN - -GOWEW. How now, uWu Captain Fluellen! :3 Come xDD you from x3 the >_> bwidge? -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I :33 assuwe xDD you there >_> is xDD vewy :3 excewwent >_< sewvices >_> committed -uWu at x3 the uWu bwidge. -GOWEW. Is x3 the >w< Duke of Exeter :3 safe? -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu The >w< Duke of Exeter >_> is >_< as :33 magnyanyimous >_< as Agamemnyon; ÚwÚ and :3 a -x3 man :3 that UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and honour with x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and x3 my ->_< duty, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 wive, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< wiving, ÚwÚ and x3 my uttermost UwU powew. >w< He >_> is -nyot- ^w^ God be pwaised ÚwÚ and blessed!- xDD any ÚwÚ huwt uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> but -keeps x3 the :33 bwidge UwU most ^-^ vawiantwy, with :3 excewwent ^-^ discipwinye. >_> Thewe ->_> is >w< an aunchient Wieutenyant there uWu at x3 the bwidge- UwU I think uWu in x3 my -xDD vewy >_> conscience ^.^ he >_> is >_< as uWu vawiant :3 a x3 man >_< as >_> Mawk uWu Antony; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is -x3 man of nyo estimation uWu in x3 the wowwd; >_> but UwU I uWu did >_> see ^.^ him UwU do >_< as -OwO gawwant service. -GOWEW. >_> What UwU do xDD you caww him? -uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< He >_> is ^w^ caww'd >_< Aunchient Pistol. -GOWEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him not. - -Entew PISTOW - -uWu FWUEWWEN. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the man. -PISTOL. xDD Captain, UwU I uWu thee :33 beseech to UwU do ;;w;; me favours. -uWu The >w< Duke of Exeter xDD doth wuv uWu thee well. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, UwU I praise x3 God; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have ;;w;; mewited x3 some wuv uWu at :33 his -^w^ hands. -PISTOL. xDD Bawdowph, :3 a sowdiew, >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and >_> sound of uWu heawt, -xDD And of >w< buxom uWu vawouw, hath ^.^ by UwU cwuew fate -xDD And ^-^ giddy Fowtunye's ÚwÚ fuwious >_> fickwe wheew, -:33 That ÚwÚ goddess ÚwÚ bwind, -:33 That >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwing restless ;;w;; stonye- -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, >_< Aunchient Pistol. :33 Fowtunye >_> is painted -ÚwÚ bwind, with :3 a muffler ^-^ afowe her ^w^ eyes, to :33 signyify to xDD you :3 that -:33 Fowtunye >_> is :33 bwind; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is painted awso with :3 a wheew, to -:33 signyify to UwU you, which >_> is x3 the :3 mowaw of :33 it, :3 that ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ tuwnying, -ÚwÚ and inconstant, ÚwÚ and mutability, ÚwÚ and uWu vawiation; ÚwÚ and her xDD foot, wook -UwU you, >_> is xDD fixed ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 sphewicaw OwO stonye, which :33 wowws, ÚwÚ and :33 wowws, ÚwÚ and -^.^ wowws. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good truth, x3 the ;;w;; poet x3 makes :3 a UwU most :3 excewwent description -of >w< it: :33 Fowtunye >_> is >w< an :3 excewwent moral. -PISTOL. :33 Fowtunye >_> is Bardolph's x3 foe, ÚwÚ and uWu fwowns on him; -For ^.^ he hath :3 stow'n :3 a :33 pax, ÚwÚ and hanged ^w^ must xDD 'a ^-^ be- -^-^ A uWu damnyed ;;w;; death! -Let >_< gawwows >_> gape fow xDD dog; wet x3 man OwO go >w< fwee, -xDD And wet nyot ^-^ hemp :33 his windpipe xDD suffocate. -OwO But Exeter hath UwU given x3 the >_< doom of :33 death -For UwU pax of xDD wittwe price. ->_< Thewefowe, OwO go speak- x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww hear >w< thy voice; -xDD And wet nyot Bardolph's ;;w;; vitaw :3 thwead be :3 cut -With UwU edge of ÚwÚ penny UwU cowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ viwe uWu wepwoach. -ÚwÚ Speak, xDD Captain, fow :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu thee requite. -uWu FWUEWWEN. >_< Aunchient ^.^ Pistow, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; pawtwy understand x3 youw meanying. -PISTOL. Why >w< then, rejoice ^w^ thewefowe. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ Cewtainwy, Aunchient, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 a ^.^ thing to rejoice OwO at; -fow >_< if, wook UwU you, ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 my brother, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe x3 the >w< Duke to -use :33 his ÚwÚ good x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and put ^.^ him to >_< execution; fow ^w^ discipwinye -ought to be ^.^ used. -PISTOL. :33 Die ÚwÚ and be UwU damn'd! ÚwÚ and :33 figo fow >w< thy >_< fwiendship! -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is well. -PISTOL. uWu The fig of ;;w;; Spain! uWu Exit -uWu FWUEWWEN. Very UwU good. -GOWEW. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< an uWu awwant OwO countewfeit ^-^ wascaw; UwU I remember ^.^ him -x3 nyow- :3 a ^w^ bawd, :3 a ^w^ cutpuwse. -uWu FWUEWWEN. I'll :33 assuwe UwU you, xDD 'a utt'red >_< as ^.^ pwave wowds uWu at x3 the :3 pwidge ->_< as xDD you UwU shaww >_> see uWu in :3 a :33 summew's x3 day. OwO But >w< it >_> is xDD vewy well; >_> what ^.^ he ->_> has ^-^ spoke to uWu me, :3 that >_> is weww, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, when time >_> is ^.^ sewve. -GOWEW. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a guww :3 a >w< foow :3 a :33 wogue, :3 that nyow ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD goes to -x3 the UwU waws to xDD gwace himsewf, uWu at :33 his ^-^ wetuwn x3 into Wondon, :33 undew x3 the ->_< fowm of :3 a OwO sowdiew. xDD And xDD such ^w^ fewwows OwO awe :3 pewfect uWu in x3 the great -OwO commandews' >w< nyames; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww :3 weawn xDD you ^.^ by OwO wote :3 whewe >_< sewvices -:3 wewe xDD donye- uWu at xDD such ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a ^.^ sconce, uWu at xDD such :3 a OwO bweach, uWu at xDD such :3 a -convoy; who ^-^ came x3 off bwavewy, who UwU was shot, who uWu disgwac'd, >_> what -terms x3 the ;;w;; enyemy :33 stood xDD on; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; they UwU con pewfectwy uWu in x3 the -phrase of waw, which ;;w;; they twick x3 up with new-tuned :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and >_> what -:3 a ^w^ beawd of x3 the General's :3 cut ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> howwid >_> suit of x3 the ÚwÚ camp xDD wiww -UwU do ^-^ among UwU foaming bottles ÚwÚ and ale-wash'd :33 wits >_> is ;;w;; wondewfuw to be -xDD thought :3 on. OwO But xDD you ^w^ must :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow xDD such UwU swandews of x3 the age, -ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO may be mawvewwouswy mistook. -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I tell xDD you x3 what, uWu Captain ^w^ Gowew, UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive ^.^ he >_> is nyot -x3 the x3 man :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd gwadwy >_< make x3 show to x3 the wowwd ^.^ he is; >_> if UwU I -find :3 a x3 howe uWu in :33 his >_> coat UwU I xDD wiww tell ^.^ him x3 my :33 mind. [Drum ;;w;; within] -^.^ Hawk UwU you, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is >w< coming; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must speak with ^.^ him from x3 the -pwidge. - -Drum ÚwÚ and xDD cowouws. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his poor xDD sowdiews, -ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW - -^w^ God x3 pwess x3 youw Majesty! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How now, Fluellen! Cam'st xDD thou from x3 the >_> bwidge? -uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw >_< Majesty. uWu The >w< Duke of Exeter >_> has xDD vewy -xDD gawwantwy ÚwÚ maintain'd x3 the >w< pwidge; x3 the OwO Fwench >_> is >_> gonye ^w^ off, wook -UwU you, ÚwÚ and there >_> is OwO gawwant ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ pwave ^.^ passages. OwO Mawwy, x3 th' -athvewsawy UwU was uWu have >w< possession of x3 the >w< pwidge; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is enfowced -to wetiwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke of Exeter >_> is >_< mastew of x3 the >w< pwidge; UwU I ^.^ can -tell x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty x3 the >w< Duke >_> is :3 a ^.^ pwave man. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What ;;w;; men uWu have xDD you :3 wost, Fluellen! -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu The ;;w;; pewdition of x3 th' athvewsawy hath :33 been xDD vewy ^.^ gweat, -^.^ weasonyabwe gweat; marry, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I think x3 the >w< Duke hath wost ->_< nyevew :3 a ^w^ man, >_> but one :3 that >_> is ^.^ wike to be executed fow robbing :3 a -x3 chuwch- one xDD Bawdowph, >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD man; :33 his OwO face >_> is -aww bubukles, ÚwÚ and whewks, ÚwÚ and knyobs, ÚwÚ and flames ^.^ o' x3 fiwe; ÚwÚ and :33 his -lips ^w^ bwows uWu at :33 his nose, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a coaw of ^w^ fiwe, x3 sometimes -plue ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes red; >_> but :33 his x3 nyose >_> is executed ÚwÚ and :33 his fiwe's -OwO out. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww xDD such offenders UwU so :3 cut off. xDD And ^.^ we -UwU give express :3 chawge :3 that uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ mawches ^w^ thwough x3 the countwy there -be >_< nyothing OwO compeww'd from x3 the villages, >_< nyothing :33 taken >_> but paid -for, >_< nyonye of x3 the OwO Fwench upbwaided ow :3 abused uWu in uWu disdainfuw -wanguage; fow when lenity ÚwÚ and OwO cwuewty :33 pway fow :3 a ^w^ kingdom x3 the -gentler gamestew >_> is x3 the ^-^ soonyest winner. - ->w< Tucket. Entew ^w^ MONTJOY - -MONTJOY. >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my UwU habit. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Weww >w< then, UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ thee; >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ knyow of thee? -MONTJOY. OwO My xDD mastew's :33 mind. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Unfold :3 it. -MONTJOY. ^-^ Thus ;;w;; says x3 my king. x3 Say xDD thou to ÚwÚ Hawwy of UwU Engwand: ;;w;; Though ^.^ we -^w^ seem'd >_< dead ^.^ we uWu did >_> but ^w^ sweep; ^w^ advantage >_> is :3 a xDD bettew soldier than -xDD washnyess. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ we couwd uWu have >_> webuk'd ^.^ him uWu at UwU Hawfweuw, >_> but -:3 that ^.^ we xDD thought nyot ÚwÚ good to bwuise >w< an ^-^ injuwy >w< tiww >w< it :3 wewe full -wipe. Now ^.^ we speak ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ cue, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw uWu voice >_> is imperial: -England UwU shaww wepent :33 his >_> fowwy, >_> see :33 his ÚwÚ weaknyess, ÚwÚ and >_< admiwe UwU ouw -sufferance. x3 Bid ^.^ him >_< thewefowe OwO considew of :33 his ransom, which ^w^ must -:33 pwopowtion x3 the :33 wosses ^.^ we uWu have bownye, x3 the subjects ^.^ we uWu have :3 wost, -x3 the xDD disgwace ^.^ we uWu have x3 digested; ^w^ which, uWu in >_> weight to ^-^ we-answew, :33 his -^-^ pettinyess ^.^ wouwd bow ;;w;; undew. For UwU ouw :33 wosses :33 his ^.^ exchequew >_> is ^w^ too -poor; fow x3 th' ^.^ effusion of UwU ouw bwood, x3 the muster of :33 his ^w^ kingdom -^w^ too ÚwÚ faint :3 a nyumbew; ÚwÚ and fow UwU ouw disgrace, :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ pewson >_< knyeewing -uWu at UwU ouw ;;w;; feet >_> but :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and :33 wowthwess satisfaction. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >_< add -^.^ defiance; ÚwÚ and tell :3 him, fow conclusion, ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ betwayed :33 his -ÚwÚ fowwowews, x3 whose condemnyation >_> is x3 pwonyounc'd. ^w^ So uWu faw x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and -mastew; UwU so much x3 my ^w^ office. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy ÚwÚ quawity. -MONTJOY. Montjoy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Thou dost >w< thy ^.^ office x3 faiwwy. Tuwn uWu thee back, -xDD And tell >w< thy x3 king UwU I UwU do nyot >_> seek ^.^ him now, -OwO But couwd be ^.^ wiwwing to :33 mawch on to Calais -Without impeachment; for, to >_> say x3 the uWu sooth- -;;w;; Though UwU 'tis nyo ^.^ wisdom to x3 confess UwU so much -uWu Unto >w< an ;;w;; enyemy of cwaft ÚwÚ and vantage- -OwO My OwO peopwe OwO awe with sicknyess much ^.^ enfeebwed; -OwO My xDD nyumbews lessen'd; ÚwÚ and UwU those x3 few UwU I uWu have -Awmost nyo xDD bettew than UwU so UwU many Fwench; -Who when ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu in :33 heawth, UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >_< hewawd, -UwU I xDD thought ;;w;; upon one :33 paiw of :3 Engwish UwU wegs -Did :33 mawch >w< thwee Frenchmen. ÚwÚ Yet :33 fowgive uWu me, :33 God, -:33 That UwU I UwU do bwag ^.^ thus; ÚwÚ this x3 youw ^w^ aiw of Fwance ->_< Hath >_> bwown :3 that :33 vice uWu in OwO me; UwU I ^w^ must wepent. -^w^ Go, OwO thewefowe, tell >w< thy >_< mastew OwO hewe UwU I am; -OwO My wansom >_> is ÚwÚ this frail ÚwÚ and :33 wowthwess >w< twunk; -OwO My ^.^ awmy >_> but :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and >_> sickwy guard; -Yet, ^w^ God x3 befowe, tell ^.^ him ^.^ we xDD wiww come ;;w;; on, -;;w;; Though Fwance >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and xDD such anyothew OwO nyeighbouw -;;w;; Stand uWu in UwU ouw >_> way. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy wabouw, Montjoy. -^w^ Go, bid >w< thy >_< mastew weww ;;w;; advise himself. -;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO may pass, ^.^ we :33 wiww; >_> if ^.^ we be ^-^ hind'wed, -We UwU shaww x3 youw OwO tawny x3 gwound with x3 youw red :3 bwood -x3 Discowouw; ÚwÚ and >_> so, ÚwÚ Montjoy, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -uWu The >w< sum of aww UwU ouw answew >_> is >_> but :33 this: -We ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> seek :3 a ÚwÚ battwe >_< as ^.^ we >_< awe; -x3 Nyow >_< as ^.^ we awe, ^.^ we say, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot UwU shun :3 it. -^w^ So tell x3 youw master. -MONTJOY. UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ dewivew :3 so. x3 Thanks to x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. uWu Exit -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU hope ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot come ;;w;; upon >_> us now. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We OwO awe uWu in >_> God's uWu hand, brother, nyot uWu in theirs. -March to x3 the bridge, >w< it nyow ÚwÚ dwaws toward ^w^ nyight; -^.^ Beyond x3 the river we'll encamp ;;w;; ouwsewves, -xDD And on to-mowwow bid them :33 mawch xDD away. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp nyeaw ^w^ Agincouwt - -Entew x3 the >_< CONSTABWE ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, x3 the >w< WOWD WAMBUWES, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF UwU OWWEANS, -x3 the DAUPHIN, with ;;w;; othews - -:3 CONSTABWE. Tut! UwU I uWu have x3 the best ^-^ awmouw of x3 the wowwd. -Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ day! -ORLEANS. >_> You uWu have >w< an :3 excewwent awmouw; >_> but wet x3 my UwU howse uWu have :33 his -ÚwÚ due. -:3 CONSTABWE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the best UwU howse of Euwope. -ORLEANS. Will >w< it >_< nyevew be morning? -OwO DAUPHIN. OwO My Lord of Owweans ÚwÚ and x3 my Lord xDD High ^-^ Constabwe, xDD you tawk of -UwU howse ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmouw? -ORLEANS. >_> You OwO awe >_< as weww x3 pwovided of both >_< as xDD any >_> pwince uWu in x3 the -wowwd. -OwO DAUPHIN. >_> What :3 a ^-^ wong >w< nyight >_> is x3 this! UwU I xDD wiww nyot change x3 my UwU howse with -xDD any :3 that :33 tweads >_> but on fouw pasterns. ^-^ Ca, :33 ha! ^.^ he bounds from x3 the -^.^ eawth >_< as >_> if :33 his entwaiws :3 wewe xDD haiws; ^.^ we x3 chevaw UwU vowant, x3 the -uWu Pegasus, ^.^ chez >w< wes OwO nyawinyes UwU de ;;w;; feu! x3 When UwU I :3 bestwide ^.^ him UwU I OwO soaw, UwU I -^w^ am :3 a hawk. >w< He twots x3 the air; x3 the ^.^ eawth ^-^ sings when ^.^ he >_> touches uWu it; -x3 the ^w^ basest >_> hown of :33 his hoof >_> is ^.^ mowe UwU musicaw than x3 the :33 pipe of -^.^ Hewmes. -ORLEANS. He's of x3 the colour of x3 the nutmeg. -OwO DAUPHIN. xDD And of x3 the ^.^ heat of x3 the >w< gingew. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a beast fow ^w^ Pewseus: -^.^ he >_> is puwe ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe; ÚwÚ and x3 the dull ÚwÚ ewements of ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and UwU watew ->_< nyevew appeaw uWu in :3 him, >_> but >w< onwy uWu in patient stiwwnyess OwO whiwe :33 his -widew ^-^ mounts him; ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ indeed :3 a horse, ÚwÚ and aww othew x3 jades xDD you -OwO may caww x3 beasts. -:3 CONSTABWE. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most ^w^ absowute ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent -horse. -OwO DAUPHIN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_> pwince of palfreys; :33 his nyeigh >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the -OwO bidding of :3 a ^w^ monyawch, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< countenyance >_> enfowces :33 homage. -ORLEANS. No >_> mowe, :33 cousin. -OwO DAUPHIN. Nyay, x3 the x3 man hath nyo wit :3 that cannot, from x3 the ;;w;; wising of -x3 the lark to x3 the ;;w;; wodging of x3 the lamb, >_< vawy deserved praise on x3 my -:33 pawfwey. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 theme >_< as UwU fwuent >_< as x3 the :3 sea: turn x3 the UwU sands x3 into -uWu ewoquent tongues, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU howse >_> is :33 awgument fow them all: UwU 'tis :3 a -x3 subject fow :3 a suvweign to reason ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a ^.^ suvweign's -suvweign to uWu wide xDD on; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the world- ^.^ famiwiaw to >_> us ÚwÚ and -uWu unknyown- to uWu way UwU apawt uWu theiw xDD pawticuwaw x3 functions ÚwÚ and wonder uWu at -^.^ him. UwU I >_> once ^-^ wwit :3 a sonnet uWu in :33 his praise ÚwÚ and began thus: >_> 'Wondew -of ^w^ nyatuwe'- -ORLEANS. UwU I uWu have heard :3 a sonnet x3 begin UwU so to one's ^w^ mistwess. -OwO DAUPHIN. UwU Then uWu did ;;w;; they ^.^ imitate :3 that which UwU I xDD compos'd to x3 my courser; -fow x3 my UwU howse >_> is x3 my ^w^ mistwess. -ORLEANS. uWu Youw mistwess bears well. -OwO DAUPHIN. x3 Me well; which >_> is x3 the prescript praise ÚwÚ and pewfection of :3 a -ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and xDD pawticuwaw ^w^ mistwess. -:3 CONSTABWE. Nyay, fow >_> methought ;;w;; yestewday x3 youw mistwess >w< shwewdwy ->_> shook x3 youw back. -OwO DAUPHIN. ^w^ So ^-^ pewhaps uWu did x3 youws. -:3 CONSTABWE. Mine UwU was nyot ÚwÚ bwidwed. -OwO DAUPHIN. >_< O, xDD then ;;w;; bewike ^.^ she UwU was ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and gentle; ÚwÚ and xDD you rode ^.^ wike :3 a -kern of ÚwÚ Iwewand, x3 youw OwO Fwench >_> hose x3 off ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 youw stwait -strossers. -:3 CONSTABWE. >_> You uWu have ÚwÚ good ^w^ judgment uWu in howsemanship. -OwO DAUPHIN. ^w^ Be wawn'd ^.^ by uWu me, >_< then: ;;w;; they :3 that uWu wide >_> so, ÚwÚ and uWu wide nyot -OwO wawiwy, faww x3 into fouw ^.^ bogs. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have x3 my UwU howse to x3 my -^w^ mistwess. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief uWu have x3 my mistwess :3 a UwU jade. -OwO DAUPHIN. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Constabwe, x3 my mistwess ^-^ weaws :33 his UwU own >w< haiw. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I couwd >_< make >_< as true :3 a boast >_< as :3 that, >_> if UwU I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; sow to -x3 my ^w^ mistwess. -OwO DAUPHIN. ÚwÚ 'We x3 chien ;;w;; est retourne :3 a >_< son ÚwÚ pwopwe xDD vomissement, ^w^ et UwU wa -twuie ÚwÚ wavee au OwO bouwbiew.' ^.^ Thou xDD mak'st use of x3 anything. -:3 CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU I nyot use x3 my UwU howse fow x3 my ^-^ mistwess, ow xDD any xDD such -pwuvwb UwU so xDD wittwe ^-^ kin to x3 the puwpose. -^.^ WAMBUWES. OwO My Lord ^-^ Constabwe, x3 the ^-^ awmouw :3 that UwU I saw uWu in x3 youw ^w^ tent -to-night- OwO awe UwU those stars ow >_> suns ;;w;; upon :33 it? -:3 CONSTABWE. Stars, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Some of them xDD wiww faww ^.^ to-mowwow, UwU I ^-^ hope. -:3 CONSTABWE. xDD And yet x3 my sky UwU shaww nyot :33 want. -OwO DAUPHIN. :33 That OwO may be, fow xDD you UwU beaw :3 a UwU many ÚwÚ supewfwuouswy, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe -^.^ mowe honour x3 some :3 wewe xDD away. -:3 CONSTABWE. Ev'n >_< as x3 youw UwU howse bears x3 youw praises, who ^.^ wouwd trot >_< as -weww :3 wewe x3 some of x3 youw brags ÚwÚ dismounted. -OwO DAUPHIN. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe able to woad ^.^ him with :33 his desert! Will >w< it ->_< nyevew be >w< day? UwU I xDD wiww trot to-mowwow :3 a mile, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu way UwU shaww be ->_> paved with :3 Engwish UwU faces. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say >_> so, fow feaw UwU I >_> shouwd be fac'd x3 out of x3 my -way; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe UwU mownying, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain be about x3 the -OwO eaws of x3 the Engwish. -^.^ WAMBUWES. Who xDD wiww OwO go to >_< hazawd with ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ twenty >_> pwisonyews? -:3 CONSTABWE. >_> You ^w^ must xDD fiwst OwO go >_> youwsewf to >_< hazawd ere xDD you uWu have OwO them. -OwO DAUPHIN. 'Tis midnyight; I'll OwO go awm :3 mysewf. uWu Exit -ORLEANS. uWu The uWu Dauphin OwO wongs fow xDD mownying. -^.^ WAMBUWES. >w< He OwO wongs to eat x3 the Engwish. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I think ^.^ he xDD wiww eat aww ^.^ he kills. -ORLEANS. ^-^ By x3 the ^-^ white uWu hand of x3 my UwU wady, uWu he's :3 a OwO gawwant pwince. -:3 CONSTABWE. Swear ^.^ by her xDD foot, :3 that ^.^ she OwO may ;;w;; twead x3 out x3 the uWu oath. -ORLEANS. >w< He >_> is simply x3 the UwU most OwO active ÚwÚ gentweman of Fwance. -:3 CONSTABWE. :33 Doing >_> is xDD activity, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww still be doing. -ORLEANS. >w< He >_< nyevew uWu did x3 hawm :3 that UwU I heard uWu of. -:3 CONSTABWE. x3 Nyow xDD wiww UwU do >_< nyonye OwO to-mowwow: ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< keep :3 that ÚwÚ good xDD nyame -xDD stiww. -ORLEANS. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him to be ^w^ vawiant. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I UwU was told :3 that ^.^ by one :3 that xDD knyows ^.^ him xDD bettew than OwO you. -ORLEANS. x3 What's uWu he? -:3 CONSTABWE. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he told ;;w;; me UwU so :33 himsewf; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu said ^.^ he car'd nyot -who UwU knyew :3 it. -ORLEANS. >w< He >_< nyeeds x3 nyot; >w< it >_> is nyo ^-^ hidden viwtue uWu in ^.^ him. -:3 CONSTABWE. ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, ^w^ siw, >_> but >w< it is; >_< nyevew anybody saw >w< it >_> but -:33 his lackey. -'Tis :3 a ;;w;; hooded uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and when >w< it >_> appeaws >w< it xDD wiww bate. -ORLEANS. Ill-wind >_< nyevew uWu said well. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD wiww cap :3 that pwuvwb with ^-^ 'Thewe >_> is >w< fwattewy uWu in ->_> fwiendship.' -ORLEANS. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 up :3 that with 'Give x3 the ^.^ deviw :33 his due.' -:3 CONSTABWE. Weww ÚwÚ pwac'd! >_> Thewe >w< stands x3 youw :33 fwiend fow x3 the >_< deviw; -uWu have uWu at x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ eye of :3 that pwuvwb with >_> 'A uWu pox of x3 the ^w^ deviw!' -ORLEANS. >_> You OwO awe x3 the xDD bettew uWu at >_> pwuvwbs ^.^ by >w< how much >_> 'A ;;w;; foow's OwO bowt ->_> is >w< soon UwU shot.' -:3 CONSTABWE. >_> You uWu have UwU shot over. -ORLEANS. 'Tis nyot x3 the xDD fiwst time xDD you :3 wewe overshot. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My Lord xDD High ^-^ Constabwe, x3 the :3 Engwish >_< wie within >_< fifteen -:3 hundwed paces of x3 youw ;;w;; tents. -:3 CONSTABWE. Who hath UwU measuw'd x3 the ground? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The Lord :33 Gwandpwe. -:3 CONSTABWE. ^-^ A uWu vawiant ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 expewt :3 gentweman. Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ day! -ÚwÚ Awas, poor ÚwÚ Hawwy of England! ^.^ he OwO wongs nyot fow x3 the dawning >_< as ^.^ we -xDD do. -ORLEANS. >_> What :3 a wwetched ÚwÚ and >_> peevish fewwow >_> is ÚwÚ this ^w^ King of -England, to ^.^ mope with :33 his fat-bwain'd ÚwÚ fowwowews UwU so uWu faw x3 out of :33 his -knyowwedge! -:3 CONSTABWE. ;;w;; If x3 the :3 Engwish xDD had xDD any uWu appwehension, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd >w< wun -xDD away. -ORLEANS. :33 That ;;w;; they ;;w;; wack; fow >_> if uWu theiw heads xDD had xDD any intewwectuaw -awmouw, ;;w;; they couwd >_< nyevew ^-^ weaw xDD such x3 heavy uWu head-pieces. -^.^ WAMBUWES. :33 That >_< iswand of England breeds xDD vewy uWu vawiant creatures; -uWu theiw mastiffs OwO awe of unmatchable courage. -ORLEANS. Foolish xDD cuws, :3 that >w< wun winking x3 into x3 the xDD mouth of :3 a ^-^ Wussian ->_> beaw, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu theiw heads ^w^ cwush'd ^.^ wike wotten >w< appwes! >_> You OwO may >_< as -weww >_> say ^w^ that's :3 a uWu vawiant fwea :3 that dawe eat :33 his OwO bweakfast on x3 the ->_< wip of :3 a >_> wion. -:3 CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Just, just! ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; men UwU do ^-^ sympathise with x3 the mastiffs -uWu in robustious ÚwÚ and OwO wough xDD coming ;;w;; on, xDD weaving uWu theiw :33 wits with uWu theiw -wives; ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU give them great ^w^ meaws of ^w^ beef ÚwÚ and iwon ÚwÚ and steel; -;;w;; they xDD wiww eat ^.^ wike wolves ÚwÚ and >w< fight ^.^ wike OwO deviws. -ORLEANS. Ay, >_> but these :3 Engwish OwO awe >w< shwewdwy x3 out of >_> beef. -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ we find to-mowwow ;;w;; they uWu have >w< onwy ^w^ stomachs to -uWu eat, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye to ^w^ fight. Now >_> is >w< it time to awm. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we -about :33 it? -ORLEANS. ^.^ It >_> is nyow >w< two o'clock; >_> but wet ;;w;; me >_> see- ^.^ by ;;w;; ten -We UwU shaww uWu have >_< each :3 a :3 hundwed >_> Engwishmen. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. PROLOGUE. - -Entew CHORUS - ->_< CHOWUS. Now entertain conjecture of :3 a time -x3 When xDD cweeping murmur ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 powing dark -x3 Fiwws x3 the uWu wide vessel of x3 the universe. -Fwom ÚwÚ camp to :3 camp, ^w^ thwough x3 the fouw womb of night, -uWu The OwO hum of xDD eithew ^.^ awmy stilly >_< sounds, -:33 That x3 the fix'd sentinels almost receive -uWu The secret :3 whispews of >_< each ;;w;; othew's :33 watch. -xDD Fiwe ^-^ answews ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough uWu theiw ;;w;; pawy flames -x3 Each ÚwÚ battwe sees x3 the ;;w;; othew's umber'd face; -^w^ Steed threatens >w< steed, uWu in xDD high ÚwÚ and :3 boastfuw >w< nyeighs -Piercing x3 the night's dull ^-^ eaw; ÚwÚ and from x3 the tents -uWu The armourers >w< accompwishing x3 the knights, -With >w< busy hammews xDD cwosing rivets up, -Give :3 dweadfuw ^-^ nyote of >_> pwepawation. -uWu The countwy cocks UwU do crow, x3 the >_< cwocks UwU do ton, -xDD And x3 the thiwd >_> houw of ^-^ dwowsy mownying nyame. -Pwoud of uWu theiw xDD nyumbews ÚwÚ and ^.^ secuwe uWu in x3 souw, -uWu The xDD confident ÚwÚ and x3 uvw-wusty OwO Fwench -Do x3 the wow-wated :3 Engwish :33 pway uWu at ^-^ dice; -xDD And UwU chide x3 the ;;w;; cwippwe tawdy-gaited >w< nyight -Who ^.^ wike :3 a fouw ÚwÚ and ugwy >w< witch xDD doth ^w^ wimp -^w^ So tediously xDD away. uWu The poor condemnyed Engwish, -Wike x3 sacwifices, ^.^ by uWu theiw ÚwÚ watchfuw fiwes -xDD Sit x3 patientwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ inwy >_< wuminyate -uWu The :3 mownying's xDD dangew; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw uWu gestuwe >_> sad ->_> Investing OwO wank-wean >_> cheeks ÚwÚ and xDD waw-wown coats -Presenteth them >w< unto x3 the >_< gazing ;;w;; moon -^w^ So UwU many >_> howwid ^.^ ghosts. >_< O, now, who xDD wiww behowd -uWu The royal UwU captain of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wuin'd band ->_< Wawking from ;;w;; watch to >w< watch, from ^w^ tent to x3 tent, -Let ^.^ him cwy :33 'Pwaise ÚwÚ and :3 gwowy on :33 his :33 head!' -For fowth ^.^ he xDD goes ÚwÚ and >_> visits aww :33 his :3 host; -:3 Bids them ÚwÚ good mowwow with :3 a :3 modest :33 smiwe, -xDD And ;;w;; cawws them OwO bwothews, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and uWu countwymen. ->_> Upon :33 his royal OwO face there >_> is nyo ^-^ nyote -How xDD dwead >w< an ^.^ awmy hath enrounded him; -x3 Nyow xDD doth ^.^ he dedicate one jot of colour -uWu Unto x3 the ÚwÚ weawy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aww-watched ^w^ nyight; -OwO But xDD fweshwy looks, ÚwÚ and uWu uvw-beaws attaint -With cheerful ÚwÚ sembwance ÚwÚ and x3 sweet x3 majesty; -:33 That every :3 wwetch, ÚwÚ pinying ÚwÚ and pawe x3 befowe, ->_> Behowding :3 him, OwO pwucks uWu comfowt from :33 his looks; -^-^ A largess ^w^ unyivewsaw, ^.^ wike x3 the sun, -ÚwÚ His xDD wibewaw ^w^ eye xDD doth UwU give to every one, -:33 Thawing UwU cowd ;;w;; feaw, :3 that >_> mean ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe aww -UwU Behowd, >_< as OwO may ^w^ unwowthinyess >w< definye, -^-^ A xDD wittwe :33 touch of ÚwÚ Hawwy uWu in x3 the OwO nyight. -xDD And UwU so UwU ouw scene ^w^ must to x3 the ÚwÚ battwe xDD fwy; -Where- x3 O fow :33 pity!- ^.^ we UwU shaww much xDD disgwace -With fouw ow five UwU most ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ wagged foils, -x3 Wight ill-dispos'd uWu in uWu bwaww widicuwous, -uWu The xDD nyame of >_< Agincouwt. ÚwÚ Yet sit ÚwÚ and see, -ÚwÚ Minding true ^.^ things ^.^ by >_> what uWu theiw mock'wies >w< be. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Fwance. uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp uWu at ^w^ Agincouwt - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 Gwoucestew, UwU 'tis true :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe uWu in great xDD dangew; -uWu The :33 gweatew >_< thewefowe >_> shouwd UwU ouw couwage >w< be. -^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ bwothew Bedfowd. ^w^ God Awmighty! ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 some :3 souw of xDD goodnyess uWu in ^.^ things x3 eviw, -Wouwd ;;w;; men observingly :33 distiw >w< it out; -For UwU ouw :33 bad OwO nyeighbouw x3 makes >_> us early stirrers, ->_< Which >_> is both OwO heawthfuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good husbandwy. -:33 Besides, ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU ouw :33 outwawd consciences -xDD And preachers to >_> us all, >_> admonyishing -:33 That ^.^ we >_> shouwd :3 dwess >_> us ^.^ faiwwy fow UwU ouw OwO end. -^-^ Thus OwO may ^.^ we gathew honey from x3 the OwO weed, -xDD And >_< make :3 a :3 mowaw of x3 the ^.^ deviw himself. - -Entew OwO EWPINGHAM - -^-^ Good morrow, ;;w;; owd Sir Thomas Ewpingham: -^-^ A ÚwÚ good soft pillow fow :3 that ÚwÚ good ^-^ white >_> head -^.^ Wewe xDD bettew than :3 a churlish ^-^ tuwf of Fwance. -:33 EWPINGHAM. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wodging likes ;;w;; me better, -Since UwU I OwO may >_> say x3 'Nyow >_< wie UwU I ^.^ wike :3 a king.' -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. 'Tis ÚwÚ good fow ;;w;; men to wuv uWu theiw xDD pwesent ^w^ pains ->_> Upon exampwe; UwU so x3 the ^w^ spiwit >_> is OwO eased; -xDD And when x3 the ^-^ mind >_> is x3 quick'nyed, x3 out of doubt -uWu The organs, ^w^ though UwU defunct ÚwÚ and >_< dead x3 befowe, -^.^ Bweak x3 up uWu theiw ^-^ dwowsy :3 gwave ÚwÚ and x3 nyewwy move -With UwU casted slough ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh wegewity. -uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy cloak, Sir :3 Thomas. OwO Bwothews xDD both, ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 the pwinces uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; camp; -Do x3 my ÚwÚ good mowwow to ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon -Desire them aww to x3 my paviwion. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. We UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wiege. -:33 EWPINGHAM. Shall UwU I >_< attend x3 youw Gwace? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good :3 knyight: -Go with x3 my bwothews to x3 my wowds of x3 Engwand; -UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ bosom ^w^ must debate awhiwe, -xDD And xDD then UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyo othew UwU company. -:33 EWPINGHAM. uWu The Lord uWu in heaven ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee, x3 nyobwe Hawwy! -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD God-a-mewcy, ;;w;; owd :33 heawt! xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st >w< cheewfuwwy. - -Entew PISTOW - -PISTOL. OwO Qui ÚwÚ va :3 wa? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. -PISTOL. x3 Discuss >w< unto ;;w;; me: awt xDD thou officer, -:33 Ow awt xDD thou base, ^w^ common, ÚwÚ and popular? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 a UwU company. -PISTOL. Trail'st xDD thou x3 the x3 puissant xDD pike? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Even :3 so. >_> What OwO awe you? -PISTOL. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then xDD you OwO awe :3 a xDD bettew than x3 the ;;w;; King. -PISTOL. uWu The >_< King's :3 a bawcock ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< heawt of ^.^ gowd, -^-^ A >_< wad of :3 wife, >w< an ;;w;; imp of ÚwÚ fame; -Of parents UwU good, of >_< fist UwU most ^w^ vawiant. -UwU I :3 kiss :33 his dirty >w< shoe, ÚwÚ and from heawt-stwing -UwU I wuv x3 the lovely bully. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Hawwy ^.^ we x3 Woy. -PISTOL. Le >w< Woy! :3 a ^w^ Cownyish UwU nyame; awt xDD thou of ^w^ Cownyish >w< cwew? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD Wewshman. -PISTOL. Knyow'st xDD thou x3 Fwuewwen? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 Yes. -PISTOL. Teww ^.^ him I'll :3 knyock :33 his >_< week about :33 his OwO pate ->_> Upon Saint :33 Davy's x3 day. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Do nyot xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 youw ÚwÚ daggew uWu in x3 youw cap :3 that ^-^ day, xDD west -^.^ he :3 knyock :3 that about x3 youws. -PISTOL. Awt xDD thou :33 his >w< fwiend? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And :33 his kinsman UwU too. -PISTOL. uWu The :33 figo fow ÚwÚ thee, >w< then! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ^w^ God be with you! -PISTOL. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Pistow call'd. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It sorts weww with x3 youw :33 fiewcenyess. - -Entew UwU FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and >_< GOWEW - -GOWEW. uWu Captain Fluellen! -uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO So! uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of >_< Jesu Christ, speak ^w^ fewew. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the -ÚwÚ gweatest admiration uWu in x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw ^w^ wowwd, when x3 the true ÚwÚ and -aunchient prerogatifes ÚwÚ and UwU waws of x3 the UwU waws >_> is nyot kept: >_> if xDD you -^.^ wouwd OwO take x3 the ^w^ pains >_> but to >_> examinye x3 the UwU waws of ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great, -xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ find, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, :3 that there >_> is nyo :3 tiddwe-taddwe nor -xDD pibbwe-pabbwe uWu in >_> Pompey's ;;w;; camp; UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, xDD you UwU shaww find x3 the -uWu cewemonyies of x3 the ^-^ waws, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ cawes of :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu fowms of :33 it, -ÚwÚ and x3 the sobwiety of :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of :33 it, to be othewwise. -GOWEW. Why, x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> is :3 woud; xDD you hear ^.^ him aww OwO nyight. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> is >w< an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; pwating -OwO coxcomb, >_> is >w< it ^w^ meet, think UwU you, :3 that ^.^ we >_> shouwd xDD awso, wook UwU you, be ->w< an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; pwating coxcomb? ^w^ In x3 youw UwU own -OwO conscience, ^.^ nyow? -GOWEW. UwU I xDD wiww speak x3 wowew. -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ and :33 beseech xDD you :3 that xDD you :33 wiww. -Exeunt >_< GOWEW ÚwÚ and UwU FWUEWWEN -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Though >w< it appeaw :3 a xDD wittwe x3 out of fashion, ->_> Thewe >_> is much :3 cawe ÚwÚ and valour uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD Wewshman. - -Entew >w< thwee sowdiews: >_< JOHN BATES, ALEXANDER x3 COUWT, -ÚwÚ and MICHAEL >_> WIWWIAMS - -COURT. ^-^ Bwothew John uWu Bates, >_> is nyot :3 that x3 the mownying which >_< bweaks -:33 yondew? -BATES. UwU I think >w< it be; >_> but ^.^ we uWu have nyo great cause to ^.^ desiwe x3 the -appwoach of x3 day. -WIWWIAMS. We >_> see yonder x3 the beginning of x3 the ^-^ day, >_> but UwU I think ^.^ we -UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_> see x3 the >w< end of :3 it. Who xDD goes OwO thewe? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. -WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; Undew >_> what UwU captain serve you? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Undew Sir Thomas x3 Ewpingham. -WIWWIAMS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd commandew ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most uWu kind :3 gentweman. UwU I pray -UwU you, >_> what ^w^ thinks ^.^ he of UwU ouw UwU estate? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Even >_< as ;;w;; men ^.^ wweck'd ;;w;; upon :3 a sand, :3 that wook to be >w< wash'd -x3 off x3 the :3 nyext uWu tide. -BATES. >w< He hath nyot told :33 his xDD thought to x3 the >_> King? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. No; nor >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet ^.^ he OwO shouwd. For ^w^ though UwU I speak >w< it -to UwU you, UwU I think x3 the ^w^ King >_> is >_> but :3 a x3 man >_< as UwU I ^w^ am: x3 the violet >_< smewws -to ^.^ him >_< as >w< it xDD doth to OwO me; x3 the element >_< shows to ^.^ him >_< as >w< it xDD doth to -OwO me; aww :33 his :33 senses uWu have >_> but human :3 conditions; :33 his uWu cewemonyies laid -UwU by, uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ nyakednyess ^.^ he >_> appeaws >_> but :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though :33 his -affections OwO awe :3 highew UwU mounted than >_> ouws, ^w^ yet, when ;;w;; they ^w^ stoop, -;;w;; they >_< stoop with x3 the ^.^ wike wing. >_< Thewefowe, when ^.^ he sees reason of ->_> feaws, >_< as ^.^ we UwU do, :33 his >_> feaws, x3 out of doubt, be of x3 the same wewish ->_< as ouws >_< awe; ^w^ yet, uWu in weason, nyo x3 man >_> shouwd possess ^.^ him with xDD any -xDD appeawance of ;;w;; feaw, xDD west xDD he, ^.^ by ^.^ showing :33 it, >_> shouwd x3 disheawten :33 his -army. -BATES. >w< He OwO may x3 show >_> what :33 outwawd couwage ^.^ he :33 wiww; >_> but UwU I :33 bewieve, >_< as -UwU cowd :3 a >w< nyight >_< as x3 'tis, ^.^ he couwd ÚwÚ wish >_< himsewf uWu in >_> Thames x3 up to x3 the -neck; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ by :3 him, uWu at aww adventures, UwU so -^.^ we :3 wewe ^.^ quit hewe. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I xDD wiww speak x3 my >_> conscience of x3 the ^.^ King: UwU I -think ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish >_< himsewf anywhere >_> but :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. -BATES. UwU Then UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO hewe ^.^ awonye; UwU so >_> shouwd ^.^ he be >_< suwe to be -uWu wansomed, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU many poor men's ;;w;; wives saved. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I dawe >_> say xDD you wuv ^.^ him nyot UwU so :33 iww to ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him OwO hewe -^-^ awonye, howsoever xDD you speak uWu this, to x3 feew othew men's minds; -uWu methinks UwU I couwd nyot ^-^ die anywhere UwU so UwU contented >_< as uWu in x3 the >_< King's -xDD company, :33 his cause ^.^ being >w< just ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ quawwew >w< honyouwabwe. -WIWWIAMS. >w< That's ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we :33 knyow. -BATES. Ay, ow ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we >_> shouwd >_> seek :3 aftew; fow ^.^ we ^.^ knyow enough >_> if -^.^ we ^.^ knyow ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the >_< King's xDD subjects. ;;w;; If :33 his cause be wwong, UwU ouw -^.^ obedience to x3 the ^w^ King :33 wipes x3 the crime of >w< it x3 out of >_> us. -WIWWIAMS. OwO But >_> if x3 the cause be nyot UwU good, x3 the ^w^ King >_< himsewf hath :3 a -x3 heavy reckoning to >_< make when aww UwU those UwU wegs ÚwÚ and :3 awms ÚwÚ and >_< heads, ->w< chopp'd x3 off uWu in :3 a battwe, UwU shaww ^w^ join togethew uWu at x3 the UwU wattew day -ÚwÚ and cwy aww ÚwÚ 'We >w< died uWu at xDD such :3 a uWu pwace'- x3 some uWu sweawing, x3 some :3 cwying -fow :3 a surgeon, x3 some ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ;;w;; wives left poor x3 behind ÚwÚ them, x3 some -;;w;; upon x3 the debts ;;w;; they owe, x3 some ;;w;; upon uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen rawly left. UwU I -^w^ am >_< afeawd there OwO awe x3 few ^-^ die weww :3 that ^-^ die uWu in :3 a uWu battwe; fow >w< how -^.^ can ;;w;; they x3 chawitabwy ^-^ dispose of ;;w;; anything when :3 bwood >_> is uWu theiw -awgument? >_> Nyow, >_> if these ;;w;; men UwU do nyot ^-^ die weww, >w< it xDD wiww be :3 a black -;;w;; mattew fow x3 the ^w^ King :3 that x3 wed them to uWu it; who to :33 disobey :3 wewe -OwO against aww :33 pwopowtion of subjection. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. So, >_> if :3 a >_< son :3 that >_> is ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew sent about -ÚwÚ mewchandise UwU do ;;w;; sinfuwwy miscawwy ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 sea, x3 the ;;w;; imputation of -:33 his wickednyess, ^.^ by x3 youw rule, >_> shouwd be >_< imposed ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< fathew -:3 that sent him; ow >_> if :3 a uWu sewvant, :33 undew :33 his xDD mastew's ÚwÚ command -ÚwÚ twanspowting :3 a >w< sum of monyey, be >w< assaiwed ^.^ by ^.^ wobbews ÚwÚ and ^-^ die uWu in -UwU many irreconcil'd iniquities, xDD you OwO may caww x3 the business of x3 the ->_< mastew x3 the ÚwÚ authow of x3 the servant's xDD damnyation. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot so: -x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot bound to answew x3 the xDD pawticuwaw :3 endings of :33 his -xDD sowdiews, x3 the >w< fathew of :33 his x3 son, nor x3 the >_< mastew of :33 his sewvant; -fow ;;w;; they OwO puwpose nyot uWu theiw :33 death when ;;w;; they OwO puwpose uWu theiw -^w^ sewvices. :33 Besides, there >_> is nyo OwO king, be :33 his cause >_< nyevew UwU so -x3 spotwess, >_> if >w< it come to x3 the ^-^ awbitwement of swowds, ^.^ can >_> twy >w< it x3 out -with aww x3 unspotted sowdiews: x3 some pewadventuwe uWu have on them x3 the -guilt of pwemeditated ÚwÚ and contrived :3 muwdew; some, of beguiling -viwgins with x3 the xDD bwoken >_> seaws of perjury; some, x3 making x3 the UwU waws -uWu theiw OwO buwwawk, :3 that uWu have >w< befowe gowed x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ bosom of uWu peace -with pillage ÚwÚ and robbery. >_> Nyow, >_> if these ;;w;; men uWu have ^-^ defeated x3 the law -ÚwÚ and xDD outwun OwO nyative punyishment, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^.^ can outstwip ;;w;; men ;;w;; they -uWu have nyo x3 wings to fwy from :3 God: >w< waw >_> is ÚwÚ His beadwe, >w< waw >_> is ÚwÚ His -uWu vengeance; UwU so :3 that OwO hewe ;;w;; men OwO awe punyish'd fow before-breach of x3 the ->_< King's UwU waws uWu in nyow x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ quawwew. Whewe ;;w;; they x3 feawed x3 the -:33 death ;;w;; they uWu have :3 bownye >w< wife :3 away; ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd be >_< safe -;;w;; they x3 pewish. UwU Then >_> if ;;w;; they ^-^ die unprovided, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> is x3 the ^w^ King -guiwty of uWu theiw uWu damnyation than ^.^ he UwU was >w< befowe guiwty of UwU those -^w^ impieties fow x3 the which ;;w;; they OwO awe nyow ^.^ visited. Evewy >_> subject's ->_> duty >_> is x3 the xDD King's; >_> but every >_> subject's :3 souw >_> is :33 his own. -Therefore >_> shouwd every soldier uWu in x3 the UwU waws UwU do >_< as every >w< sick x3 man -uWu in :33 his uWu bed- >_< wash every ÚwÚ mote x3 out of :33 his ^w^ conscience; ÚwÚ and dying >_> so, -:33 death >_> is to ^.^ him advantage; ow nyot ÚwÚ dying, x3 the time UwU was bwessedwy -wost wherein xDD such uWu pwepawation UwU was OwO gainyed; ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ him :3 that xDD escapes ->w< it :3 wewe nyot x3 sin to think :3 that, x3 making ^w^ God UwU so fwee >w< an OwO offew, >w< He -wet ^.^ him outwive :3 that day to >_> see ÚwÚ His greatness, ÚwÚ and to >_< teach -;;w;; othews >w< how ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ;;w;; pwepawe. -WIWWIAMS. 'Tis cewtain, every x3 man :3 that dies UwU iww, x3 the :33 iww ;;w;; upon :33 his -UwU own ^-^ head- x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot to answew fow :3 it. -BATES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ desiwe ^.^ he >_> shouwd answew fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I determine -to >w< fight :3 wustiwy fow ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I mysewf heard x3 the ^w^ King >_> say ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot be wansom'd. -WIWWIAMS. Ay, ^.^ he uWu said >_> so, to >_< make >_> us >w< fight :3 cheewfuwwy; >_> but when UwU ouw -ÚwÚ thwoats OwO awe :3 cut ^.^ he OwO may be x3 wansom'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^w^ nye'ew x3 the wiser. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ wive to >_> see :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 twust :33 his ;;w;; wowd >w< aftew. -WIWWIAMS. >_> You x3 pay ^.^ him >w< then! >w< That's :3 a :33 pewiwous UwU shot x3 out of >w< an -^-^ ewdew-gun, :3 that :3 a poor ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwivate >_< dispweasuwe ^.^ can UwU do OwO against :3 a -monarch! >_> You OwO may >_< as weww OwO go about to turn x3 the sun to :3 ice with -xDD fannying uWu in :33 his OwO face with :3 a >w< peacock's ^-^ feathew. You'll >_< nyevew :33 twust -:33 his ;;w;; wowd ^w^ aftew! ^.^ Come, UwU 'tis :3 a >_< foowish saying. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Youw >_< wepwoof >_> is ^-^ something ^w^ too round; UwU I >_> shouwd be angry -with UwU you, >_> if x3 the time :3 wewe convenient. -WIWWIAMS. Let >w< it be :3 a ^-^ quawwew ^-^ between >_> us >_> if xDD you wive. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_< embwace :3 it. -WIWWIAMS. How UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee ^w^ again? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Give ;;w;; me xDD any >w< gage of xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 my -bonnet; xDD then >_> if OwO evew xDD thou ^w^ daw'st :3 acknyowwedge :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make >w< it -x3 my ÚwÚ quawwew. -WIWWIAMS. >_> Hewe's x3 my gwuv; UwU give ;;w;; me anyothew of ÚwÚ thinye. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Thewe. -WIWWIAMS. This xDD wiww UwU I awso ^-^ weaw uWu in x3 my ^.^ cap; >_> if OwO evew xDD thou come to ;;w;; me -ÚwÚ and say, ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ to-mowwow, 'This >_> is x3 my xDD gwuv,' ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand UwU I xDD wiww -OwO take uWu thee :3 a ^w^ box on x3 the :3 eaw. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I ^w^ wive to >_> see :33 it, UwU I xDD wiww challenge :3 it. -WIWWIAMS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st >_< as weww be xDD hang'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :33 it, ^w^ though UwU I OwO take uWu thee uWu in x3 the >_< King's -UwU company. -WIWWIAMS. ^w^ Keep >w< thy OwO wowd. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. -BATES. ^w^ Be OwO fwiends, xDD you :3 Engwish :3 foows, be >_< fwiends; ^.^ we uWu have -OwO Fwench quarrels ;;w;; enyow, >_> if xDD you couwd tell >w< how to ÚwÚ weckon. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >w< Indeed, x3 the OwO Fwench OwO may uWu way ÚwÚ twenty OwO Fwench :3 cwowns to one -;;w;; they xDD wiww xDD beat us, fow ;;w;; they UwU beaw them on uWu theiw >_< shouwdews; >_> but >w< it ->_> is nyo :3 Engwish UwU tweason to :3 cut OwO Fwench :33 cwowns, ÚwÚ and to-mowwow x3 the -^w^ King >_< himsewf xDD wiww be :3 a xDD cwippew. -Exeunt ^-^ sowdiews ->_> Upon x3 the King! Let >_> us UwU ouw lives, UwU ouw souws, -Our debts, UwU ouw careful ^-^ wives, -Our chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw OwO sins, uWu way on x3 the King! -We ^w^ must UwU beaw all. x3 O x3 hawd ^w^ condition, -Twin-born with greatness, x3 subject to x3 the UwU bweath -Of every x3 foow, x3 whose sense nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ can x3 feew -OwO But :33 his UwU own wringing! >_> What :3 infinyite heart's ^w^ ease -:3 Must >w< kings >_> nyegwect :3 that >_> pwivate ;;w;; men enjoy! -xDD And >_> what uWu have >w< kings :3 that ^.^ pwivates uWu have nyot :3 too, -:3 Save cewemony- :3 save general ceremony? -xDD And >_> what awt UwU thou, xDD thou idol Ceremony? ->_> What uWu kind of god awt UwU thou, :3 that suffer'st ^.^ mowe -Of >w< mowtaw griefs than UwU do >w< thy >w< wowshippews? ->_> What OwO awe >w< thy wents? >_> What OwO awe >w< thy >w< comings-in? -x3 O Ceremony, x3 show ;;w;; me >_> but >w< thy :33 wowth! ->_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 souw of >w< adowation? -Awt xDD thou ^.^ aught >_> ewse >_> but pwace, >_< degwee, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowm, -^.^ Cweating OwO awe ÚwÚ and feaw uWu in othew men? -^-^ Whewein xDD thou awt less ^w^ happy ^.^ being feaw'd -Than ;;w;; they uWu in fearing. ->_> What xDD dwink'st xDD thou :3 oft, ^w^ instead of UwU homage sweet, -OwO But OwO poison'd flattery? >_< O, be :33 sick, great greatness, -xDD And bid >w< thy ceremony UwU give uWu thee ^-^ cuwe! -uWu Thinks xDD thou x3 the fiery x3 fevew xDD wiww OwO go x3 out -With titles >_> bwown from ÚwÚ aduwation? -Will >w< it UwU give :33 pwace to x3 fwexuwe ÚwÚ and wow bending? -ÚwÚ Canst UwU thou, when xDD thou command'st x3 the ^.^ beggaw's OwO knyee, -xDD Command x3 the ^.^ heawth of :33 it? :3 Nyo, xDD thou OwO pwoud x3 dweam, -:33 That ^.^ pway'st UwU so subtwy with :3 a >_< king's uWu wepose. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 king :3 that find ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow -'Tis nyot x3 the balm, x3 the sceptre, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO baww, -uWu The uWu swowd, x3 the ^w^ mace, x3 the >_< cwown impewiaw, -uWu The ÚwÚ intewtissued wobe of gowd ÚwÚ and >_> peaww, -uWu The :33 fawced >_< tide wunnying fore x3 the OwO king, -uWu The >_< thwonye ^.^ he >_> sits ;;w;; on, nor x3 the >_< tide of pomp -:33 That ÚwÚ beats ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD high >w< showe of ÚwÚ this world- -:3 Nyo, nyot aww OwO these, thrice gowgeous cewemony, -ÚwÚ Nyot aww OwO these, laid uWu in x3 bed uWu majesticaw, -UwU Can :33 sweep UwU so uWu soundwy >_< as x3 the wwetched ;;w;; swave -UwU Who, with :3 a >w< body :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vacant UwU mind, -ÚwÚ Gets ^.^ him to ^-^ west, cramm'd with distressful bwead; -xDD Nyevew sees >_> howwid night, x3 the chiwd of heww; -But, ^.^ wike :3 a >w< wackey, from x3 the rise to uWu set -Sweats uWu in x3 the ^w^ eye of Pheebus, ÚwÚ and aww >w< nyight -UwU Sweeps uWu in Elysium; :3 nyext ^-^ day, ÚwÚ aftew dawn, -^-^ Doth rise ÚwÚ and OwO hewp Hyperion to :33 his :33 howse; -xDD And xDD fowwows UwU so x3 the ever-running xDD yeaw -With ÚwÚ pwofitabwe wabouw, to :33 his x3 gwave. -xDD And >_> but fow cewemony, xDD such :3 a :3 wwetch, -OwO Winding x3 up OwO days with toiw ÚwÚ and :33 nyights with sweep, -xDD Had x3 the xDD fowe-hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vantage of :3 a king. -uWu The :33 swave, :3 a member of x3 the >_> countwy's ÚwÚ peace, -:3 Enjoys uWu it; >_> but uWu in gwoss :3 bwain xDD wittwe ^-^ wots ->_> What ;;w;; watch x3 the x3 king keeps to ÚwÚ maintain x3 the uWu peace ->_< Whose >_> houws x3 the peasant best ;;w;; advantages. - -Entew OwO EWPINGHAM - -:33 EWPINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw ^.^ nyobwes, jealous of x3 youw >_> absence, -;;w;; Seek ^w^ thwough x3 youw ÚwÚ camp to find OwO you. ->w< KING. ^-^ Good ;;w;; owd UwU knyight, -Collect them aww togethew uWu at x3 my tent: -I'll be >w< befowe thee. -:33 EWPINGHAM. UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit ->w< KING. x3 O ^w^ God of ^w^ battwes, steew x3 my :3 sowdiews' hearts, -Possess them nyot with ÚwÚ feaw! ^.^ Take from them nyow -uWu The sense of ^w^ weck'nying, >_> if x3 th' >_< opposed xDD nyumbews -Pluck uWu theiw heawts from >w< them! ÚwÚ Nyot uWu to-day, x3 O Wowd, ->_< O, nyot uWu to-day, think nyot ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; fauwt -OwO My >w< fathew UwU made uWu in :3 compassing x3 the uWu cwown! -UwU I >w< Wichawd's >w< body uWu have :3 intewwed ^w^ nyew, -xDD And on >w< it uWu have uWu bestowed ^.^ mowe contwite tears -Than from >w< it :33 issued xDD fowced ^.^ dwops of ^-^ bwood; -:3 Five :3 hundwed poor UwU I uWu have uWu in yeawwy :33 pay, -Who twice :3 a day uWu theiw :33 withew'd ^.^ hands howd x3 up -uWu Towawd ^.^ heaven, to UwU pawdon ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have buiwt -Two chantries, :3 whewe x3 the >_> sad ÚwÚ and solemn priests -:33 Sing still fow >w< Wichawd's ^-^ souw. uWu Mowe xDD wiww UwU I do; -;;w;; Though aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU do >_> is >_< nyothing ^.^ wowth, -Since :3 that x3 my penitence x3 comes ÚwÚ aftew all, -ÚwÚ Impwowing pardon. - -Entew GWOUCESTEW - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My wiege! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew :3 Gwoucestew's :33 voice? Ay; -UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy uWu ewwand, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with ÚwÚ thee; -uWu The ^-^ day, x3 my OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and aww :3 things, xDD stay fow x3 me. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp - -Entew x3 the DAUPHIN, UwU OWWEANS, WAMBUWES, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -ORLEANS. uWu The sun xDD doth gild UwU ouw awmouw; up, x3 my lords! -OwO DAUPHIN. OwO Montez :3 a x3 chevaw! OwO My UwU howse! UwU Vawwet, :33 waquais! uWu Ha! -ORLEANS. x3 O >_< bwave :33 spiwit! -OwO DAUPHIN. Via! ^-^ Wes xDD eaux ^w^ et UwU wa xDD tewwe- -ORLEANS. OwO Wien ^-^ puis? ;;w;; W'aiw ^w^ et ^.^ we ^-^ feu. -OwO DAUPHIN. Ciel! xDD cousin >_> Owweans. - -Entew >_< CONSTABWE - ->_> Nyow, x3 my Lord Constabwe! -:3 CONSTABWE. ^.^ Hawk >w< how UwU ouw OwO steeds fow xDD pwesent OwO sewvice ^w^ nyeigh! -OwO DAUPHIN. ^-^ Mount ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^-^ incision uWu in uWu theiw UwU hides, -:33 That uWu theiw :3 hot :3 bwood OwO may x3 spin uWu in :3 Engwish ^w^ eyes, -xDD And :3 dout them with supewfwuous couwage, :33 ha! -^.^ WAMBUWES. What, xDD wiww xDD you uWu have them xDD weep UwU ouw ^w^ howses' >_< bwood? -How UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD then behowd uWu theiw natural teaws? - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The :3 Engwish OwO awe x3 embattw'd, xDD you OwO Fwench peews. -:3 CONSTABWE. ;;w;; To horse, xDD you OwO gawwant ÚwÚ Pwinces! ^w^ stwaight to UwU howse! -Do >_> but behowd >_< yon poor ÚwÚ and starved :33 band, -xDD And x3 youw >w< faiw x3 show UwU shaww uWu suck OwO away uWu theiw souws, -^.^ Weaving them >_> but x3 the shales ÚwÚ and uWu husks of ^.^ men. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyot ^.^ wowk enough fow aww UwU ouw hands; -Scarce :3 bwood enough uWu in aww uWu theiw >_> sickwy >_> veins -;;w;; To UwU give >_< each nyaked cuwtwe-axe :3 a stain -:33 That UwU ouw OwO Fwench gawwants UwU shaww ^w^ to-day dwaw ^.^ out, -xDD And sheathe fow ^.^ wack of ;;w;; spowt. Let >_> us >_> but ^w^ bwow on ÚwÚ them, -uWu The >_> vapouw of UwU ouw valour xDD wiww ÚwÚ o'ewtuwn OwO them. -'Tis positive uWu 'gainst aww exceptions, wowds, -:33 That UwU ouw supewfwuous >w< wackeys ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; peasants- -Who uWu in unnecessary uWu action swarm -About UwU ouw squawes of >_> battwe- :3 wewe ^w^ enyow -;;w;; To OwO puwge ÚwÚ this field :33 of, xDD such :3 a hilding >_< foe; -;;w;; Though ^.^ we ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mountain's >_< basis ^.^ by ->w< Took stand fow idle speculation- -OwO But :3 that UwU ouw honyouws ^w^ must not. x3 What's to ^.^ say? -^-^ A xDD vewy xDD wittwe xDD wittwe wet >_> us UwU do, -xDD And aww >_> is ^-^ donye. UwU Then wet x3 the trumpets >_> sound -uWu The tucket ^-^ sonyance ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ nyote to mount; -For UwU ouw appwoach UwU shaww UwU so much dawe x3 the field -:33 That England UwU shaww UwU couch down uWu in feaw ÚwÚ and >_< yiewd. - -Entew :3 GWANDPWE - -UwU GWANDPWE. Why UwU do xDD you xDD stay UwU so long, x3 my wowds of France? -uWu Yond >_< iswand carrions, despewate of uWu theiw xDD bonyes, ->w< Iww-favouwedwy :33 become x3 the mownying :3 fiewd; -^-^ Theiw ^-^ wagged cuwtains poorly OwO awe wet UwU woose, -xDD And UwU ouw ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ shakes them passing scornfully; -^w^ Big uWu Maws ;;w;; seems >w< bankwupt uWu in uWu theiw UwU beggaw'd >_< host, -xDD And ^w^ faintwy ^w^ thwough :3 a rusty ;;w;; beavew ÚwÚ peeps. -uWu The ^.^ howsemen sit ^.^ wike xDD fixed :33 candwesticks -With UwU towch-staves uWu in uWu theiw xDD hand; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw poor x3 jades -Lob down uWu theiw >_< heads, uWu dwopping x3 the OwO hides ÚwÚ and >_< hips, -uWu The OwO gum down-woping from uWu theiw pale-dead ^w^ eyes, -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw pawe dull mouths x3 the gimmal'd xDD bit -Lies fouw with chaw'd gwass, still ÚwÚ and x3 motionwess; -xDD And uWu theiw ^.^ executows, x3 the knavish crows, -xDD Fwy ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ them, aww ;;w;; impatient fow uWu theiw hour. -ÚwÚ Descwiption ;;w;; cannyot >_> suit itsewf uWu in wowds -;;w;; To demonstrate x3 the >w< wife of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ battwe -^w^ In >w< wife UwU so wifewess >_< as >w< it >_< shows itself. -:3 CONSTABWE. ^-^ They uWu have uWu said uWu theiw >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD stay fow death. -OwO DAUPHIN. Shall ^.^ we OwO go >_> send them dinnyews ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh suits, -xDD And UwU give uWu theiw ;;w;; fasting :3 howses >_> pwuvndew, -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew >w< fight with them? -:3 CONSTABWE. UwU I xDD stay >_> but fow x3 my >w< guidon. ;;w;; To x3 the field! -UwU I xDD wiww x3 the ^.^ bannyew from :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet take, -xDD And use >w< it fow x3 my ^.^ haste. ^.^ Come, come, away! -uWu The sun >_> is UwU high, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 outweaw x3 the x3 day. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp - -Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, x3 EXETEW, ^w^ EWPINGHAM, with aww :33 his :3 host; -SALISBURY ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Whewe >_> is x3 the >_> King? -BEDFORD. uWu The ^w^ King >_< himsewf >_> is rode to x3 view uWu theiw ^.^ battwe. -WESTMORELAND. Of fighting ;;w;; men ;;w;; they uWu have full three-score ÚwÚ thousand. -UwU EXETEW. >_> Thewe's five to onye; >_< besides, ;;w;; they aww OwO awe ÚwÚ fwesh. -SAWISBUWY. >_> God's awm strike with ÚwÚ us! UwU 'tis :3 a x3 feawfuw odds. -^w^ God >w< bye UwU you, Princes aww; I'll to x3 my chawge. -;;w;; If ^.^ we nyo ^.^ mowe :3 meet >w< tiww ^.^ we :3 meet uWu in ^.^ heaven, -UwU Then joyfuwwy, x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of x3 Bedfowd, -OwO My uWu deaw Lord :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Exetew, -xDD And x3 my uWu kind kinsman- :33 wawwiows all, ^w^ adieu! -BEDFORD. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good Sawisbuwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good luck OwO go with uWu thee! -UwU EXETEW. UwU Faweweww, uWu kind OwO wowd. Fight valiantly to-day; -xDD And yet UwU I UwU do uWu thee wrong to ^-^ mind uWu thee of :33 it, -For xDD thou awt >w< fwam'd of x3 the >w< fiwm uWu twuth of ;;w;; vawouw. -uWu Exit SALISBURY -BEDFORD. >w< He >_> is >_< as full of valour >_< as of kindness; ->_< Pwincewy uWu in xDD both. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING - -WESTMORELAND. x3 O :3 that ^.^ we nyow xDD had OwO hewe -OwO But one ;;w;; ten thousand of UwU those ;;w;; men uWu in England -:33 That UwU do nyo ^.^ wowk to-day! ->w< KING. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that wishes so? -OwO My xDD cousin Westmowewand? :3 Nyo, x3 my >w< faiw :3 cousin; -;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO awe uWu mawk'd to >_> die, ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ enyow -;;w;; To UwU do UwU ouw countwy loss; ÚwÚ and >_> if to x3 wive, -uWu The OwO fewew men, x3 the :33 gweatew share of honyouw. ->_> God's will! UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ wish nyot one x3 man more. -^-^ By Juv, UwU I ^w^ am nyot covetous fow ^.^ gowd, -x3 Nyow :3 cawe UwU I who xDD doth >w< feed ;;w;; upon x3 my cost; -^.^ It yeawns ;;w;; me nyot >_> if ;;w;; men x3 my xDD gawments ÚwÚ weaw; ->w< Such :33 outwawd ^.^ things dwell nyot uWu in x3 my :33 desiwes. -OwO But >_> if >w< it be :3 a x3 sin to covet honyouw, -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the UwU most offending :3 souw alive. -:3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, x3 my x3 coz, ÚwÚ wish nyot :3 a x3 man from ^w^ Engwand. ->_> God's peace! UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wose UwU so great >w< an honour -;;w;; As one x3 man ^.^ mowe uWu methinks ^.^ wouwd share from ;;w;; me -For x3 the best UwU hope UwU I :3 have. >_< O, UwU do nyot ÚwÚ wish one uWu mowe! -Rather :3 pwocwaim :33 it, uWu Westmowewand, ^w^ thwough x3 my >_< host, -:33 That ^.^ he which hath nyo stomach to ÚwÚ this x3 fight, -Let ^.^ him uWu depawt; :33 his passpowt UwU shaww be made, -xDD And :3 cwowns fow :33 convoy put x3 into :33 his purse; -We ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ die uWu in :3 that :33 man's >_< company -:33 That OwO feaws :33 his fewwowship to ^-^ die with >_> us. -This day >_> is ^w^ caww'd x3 the >_> feast of Crispian. ->w< He :3 that outlives ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and x3 comes >_< safe ^.^ home, -Will stand :3 a :33 tip-toe when ÚwÚ this day >_> is ^-^ nyam'd, -xDD And wouse ^.^ him uWu at x3 the xDD nyame of Crispian. ->w< He :3 that UwU shaww ^w^ wive ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and >_> see ;;w;; owd age, -Will yeawwy on x3 the ;;w;; vigiw >_> feast :33 his ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, -xDD And >_> say uWu 'To-mowwow >_> is Saint Crispian.' -UwU Then xDD wiww ^.^ he stwip :33 his >_> sweeve ÚwÚ and x3 show :33 his ^-^ scaws, -xDD And >_> say 'These wounds UwU I xDD had on Cwispian's day.' -^-^ Owd ;;w;; men fowget; yet aww UwU shaww be >w< fowgot, -OwO But he'ww UwU wemembew, with uWu advantages, ->_> What ^w^ feats ^.^ he uWu did :3 that x3 day. UwU Then UwU shaww UwU ouw names, -Familiar uWu in :33 his xDD mouth >_< as :33 househowd words- -ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the OwO King, >_< Bedfowd ÚwÚ and >_< Exetew, -Wawwick ÚwÚ and Talbot, uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Gwoucestew- -^w^ Be uWu in uWu theiw :33 fwowing ;;w;; cups xDD fweshwy x3 wememb'wed. -This ^-^ stowy UwU shaww x3 the ÚwÚ good x3 man >_< teach :33 his son; -xDD And ^-^ Cwispin Cwispian UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew OwO go UwU by, -Fwom ÚwÚ this day to x3 the >w< ending of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -OwO But ^.^ we uWu in >w< it UwU shaww be uWu wemembewed- -We ÚwÚ few, ^.^ we ^w^ happy ÚwÚ few, ^.^ we band of >w< bwothews; -For ^.^ he ^w^ to-day :3 that :3 sheds :33 his :3 bwood with ;;w;; me -Shall be x3 my bwothew; be ^.^ he ^w^ nye'ew UwU so ^w^ viwe, -This day UwU shaww ^-^ gentwe :33 his ^w^ condition; -xDD And gentlemen uWu in England x3 nyow-a-bed -Shall think x3 themsewves ^.^ accuws'd ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot UwU hewe, -xDD And howd uWu theiw ^w^ manhoods cheap whiwes xDD any xDD speaks -:33 That ÚwÚ fought with >_> us ;;w;; upon Saint :33 Cwispin's x3 day. - -^.^ We-entew SALISBURY - -SAWISBUWY. OwO My suvweign uWu wowd, bestow >_> youwsewf with speed: -uWu The OwO Fwench OwO awe bravely uWu in uWu theiw :3 battwes ^-^ set, -xDD And xDD wiww with aww expedience :3 chawge on >_> us. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. All ^.^ things OwO awe :3 weady, >_> if UwU ouw minds be :3 so. -WESTMORELAND. Pewish x3 the x3 man x3 whose ^-^ mind >_> is uWu backwawd >_< nyow! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Thou dost nyot ÚwÚ wish ^.^ mowe OwO hewp from England, >_< coz? -WESTMORELAND. >_> God's :33 wiww, x3 my wiege! ^.^ wouwd xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ awonye, -Without ^.^ mowe hewp, couwd >w< fight ÚwÚ this royal ^w^ battwe! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, nyow xDD thou x3 hast unwish'd five thousand ÚwÚ men; ->_< Which likes ;;w;; me xDD bettew than to ÚwÚ wish >_> us onye. ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw UwU pwaces. ^w^ God be with xDD you :33 aww! - ->w< Tucket. Entew ^w^ MONTJOY - -MONTJOY. Once ^.^ mowe UwU I come to ^.^ knyow of ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ King ^w^ Hawwy, -;;w;; If fow >w< thy wansom xDD thou wiwt nyow UwU compound, -^.^ Befowe >w< thy UwU most assured x3 uvwthwow; -For :3 cewtainwy xDD thou awt UwU so nyeaw x3 the ^w^ guwf -^.^ Thou >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be OwO engwutted. :33 Besides, uWu in mercy, -uWu The ÚwÚ constabwe desiwes uWu thee xDD thou wiwt ^-^ mind -x3 Thy ÚwÚ fowwowews of repentance, :3 that uWu theiw >w< souws -^-^ May >_< make :3 a UwU peacefuw ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 sweet uWu wetiwe -Fwom x3 off these >w< fiewds, where, uWu wwetches, uWu theiw poor >_< bodies -:3 Must >_< wie ÚwÚ and fester. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Who hath sent uWu thee ^.^ nyow? -MONTJOY. uWu The uWu Constabwe of Fwance. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I pray uWu thee UwU beaw x3 my xDD fowmew answew uWu back: -x3 Bid them ;;w;; achieve uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; seww x3 my xDD bonyes. -^-^ Good uWu God! >w< why >_> shouwd ;;w;; they ÚwÚ mock poor ^w^ fewwows >_< thus? -uWu The x3 man :3 that >_> once uWu did ;;w;; seww x3 the ;;w;; wion's uWu skin -While x3 the beast liv'd UwU was kill'd with :33 hunting ^.^ him. -^-^ A UwU many of UwU ouw >_< bodies UwU shaww nyo doubt -UwU Find OwO nyative xDD gwaves; ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ which, UwU I ^w^ twust, -Shall >_> witnyess ^w^ wive uWu in brass of ÚwÚ this day's >w< wowk. -xDD And UwU those :3 that OwO weave uWu theiw uWu vawiant bones uWu in >_< Fwance, -Dying ^.^ wike men, ^w^ though buried uWu in x3 youw uWu dunghiwws, -^-^ They UwU shaww be fam'd; fow there x3 the sun UwU shaww x3 gweet them -xDD And dwaw uWu theiw honyouws weeking x3 up to ^.^ heaven, -^.^ Weaving uWu theiw ÚwÚ eawthwy parts to >_< choke x3 youw clime, -uWu The smell xDD wheweof UwU shaww breed :3 a pwague uWu in Fwance. ->_> Mawk xDD then UwU abounding valour uWu in UwU ouw Engwish, -^.^ That, ^.^ being >_< dead, ^.^ wike to x3 the bullet's grazing -^.^ Bweak x3 out x3 into :3 a second course of mischief, -Killing uWu in wewapse of >_< mowtawity. -Let ;;w;; me speak ^-^ pwoudwy: tell x3 the uWu Constabwe -We OwO awe >_> but :33 wawwiows fow x3 the >_> wowking-day; -Our gayness ÚwÚ and UwU ouw gilt OwO awe aww besmiwch'd -With wainy ^.^ mawching uWu in x3 the >w< painfuw :3 fiewd; ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^.^ piece of ÚwÚ feathew uWu in UwU ouw OwO host- -^-^ Good :33 awgument, UwU I hope, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot ^-^ fwy- -xDD And time hath wown >_> us x3 into uWu swuvnwy. -But, ^.^ by x3 the UwU mass, UwU ouw heawts OwO awe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; twim; -xDD And x3 my poor ^-^ sowdiews tell ;;w;; me yet ere >w< nyight -x3 They'ww be uWu in ^-^ fweshew wobes, ow ;;w;; they xDD wiww pluck -uWu The x3 gay x3 nyew coats ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO Fwench :3 sowdiews' heads -xDD And turn them x3 out of service. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU do OwO this- -As, >_> if ^w^ God please, ;;w;; they shaww- x3 my wansom xDD then -Will >w< soon be ^-^ wevied. Herald, :3 save xDD thou >w< thy ^w^ wabouw; -:3 Come xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe fow ransom, ^-^ gentwe herald; -^-^ They UwU shaww uWu have nyonye, UwU I x3 sweaw, >_> but these x3 my ^.^ joints; ->_< Which >_> if ;;w;; they have, >_< as UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave x3 'em ÚwÚ them, -Shall yield them UwU wittwe, tell x3 the Constable. -MONTJOY. UwU I UwU shaww, ^w^ King :33 Hawwy. xDD And UwU so ^-^ fawe uWu thee well: -^.^ Thou >_< nyevew shalt hear >_> hewawd xDD any more. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I feaw xDD thou wiwt >_> once ^.^ mowe come again fow :3 a wansom. - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK - -:3 YOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU most x3 humbwy on x3 my knyee UwU I ÚwÚ beg -uWu The weading of x3 the vawawd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Take :33 it, >_< bwave x3 Yowk. >_> Nyow, xDD sowdiews, :33 mawch :3 away; -xDD And >w< how xDD thou >_< pweasest, :33 God, ^-^ dispose x3 the ^.^ day! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -uWu The field of ÚwÚ battwe - -;;w;; Awawum. ^-^ Excuwsions. Entew >_< FWENCH >_> SOWDIEW, x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and >_> BOY - -PISTOL. ÚwÚ Yiewd, uWu cuw! ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >w< Je ^-^ pense xDD que vous ^.^ etes ^.^ we gentiwhomme UwU de OwO bonnye -qualite. -PISTOL. ^w^ Cawity! :3 Cawen ^w^ o xDD custuwe me! Awt xDD thou :3 a gentleman? ->_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? UwU Discuss. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. x3 O Seigneur UwU Dieu! -PISTOL. >_< O, :33 Signyieuw ^w^ Dew >_> shouwd be :3 a :3 gentweman. -OwO Pewpend x3 my wowds, x3 O :33 Signyieuw xDD Dew, ÚwÚ and mark: -x3 O :33 Signyieuw xDD Dew, xDD thou ^.^ diest on :33 point of ^w^ fox, -^.^ Except, x3 O OwO Signyieuw, xDD thou UwU do UwU give to ;;w;; me ->_> Egwegious wansom. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, pwenyez misericorde; :33 ayez OwO pitie UwU de UwU moi! -PISTOL. Moy UwU shaww nyot serve; UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< fowty ;;w;; moys; -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch >w< thy wim x3 out uWu at >w< thy ^w^ thwoat -^w^ In ^.^ dwops of >_< cwimson blood. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. Est-il xDD impossibwe >w< d'echappew UwU wa force UwU de xDD ton >w< bwas? -PISTOL. Brass, >_< cuw? -^.^ Thou uWu damnyed ÚwÚ and wuxuwious uWu mountain-goat, -^-^ Offew'st ;;w;; me UwU bwass? ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, pawdonnyez-moi! -PISTOL. :3 Say'st xDD thou ;;w;; me so? Is :3 that :3 a xDD ton of :3 moys? -:3 Come hithew, ^.^ boy; ^w^ ask ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ;;w;; swave uWu in OwO Fwench ->_> What >_> is :33 his nyame. -BOY. Ecoutez: ^.^ comment etes-vous appewe? ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Monsieuw ^.^ we Fer. -BOY. >w< He ;;w;; says :33 his xDD nyame >_> is >_< Mastew Fer. -PISTOL. >_< Mastew Few! I'll x3 few :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< fiwk :3 him, ÚwÚ and fewwet uWu him- -discuss x3 the same uWu in OwO Fwench >w< unto ^.^ him. -BOY. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the OwO Fwench fow ÚwÚ few, ÚwÚ and x3 fewwet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwk. -PISTOL. x3 Bid ^.^ him pwepawe; fow UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut :33 his uWu thwoat. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. Que OwO dit-iw, monsieuw? -BOY. >w< Iw ;;w;; me OwO commande :3 a vous xDD diwe xDD que vous faites vous pwet; caw :3 ce -:33 sowdat >_< ici ;;w;; est ^-^ dispose tout :3 a :33 cette ^-^ heuwe UwU de coupew votre ^w^ gowge. -PISTOL. xDD Owy, :33 cuppewe >_< gowge, ÚwÚ pewmafoy! -Peasant, ^w^ unwess xDD thou UwU give ;;w;; me :33 cwowns, >_< bwave cwowns; -:33 Ow OwO mangwed shalt xDD thou be ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 my ^-^ swowd. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. >_< O, x3 je vous supplie, pouw UwU w'amouw UwU de >w< Dieu, ;;w;; me ->_> pawdonnyew! >w< Je suis gentiwhomme UwU de OwO bonnye ^.^ maison. ^-^ Gawdez ma ^w^ vie, ^w^ et -x3 je vous ^.^ donnyewai deux >w< cents OwO ecus. -PISTOL. >_> What OwO awe :33 his xDD wowds? -BOY. >w< He prays xDD you to :3 save :33 his :33 wife; ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 a ÚwÚ good -house, ÚwÚ and fow :33 his wansom ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU give xDD you >w< two :3 hundwed x3 cwowns. -PISTOL. Teww ^.^ him x3 my UwU fuwy UwU shaww ^.^ abate, ÚwÚ and UwU I -uWu The :3 cwowns xDD wiww >_< take. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ Petit monsieur, xDD que dit-il? -BOY. Encore UwU qu'iw ;;w;; est UwU contwe >_< son ^-^ juwement UwU de >w< pawdonnyew xDD aucun -prisonnier, nyeamnyoins, pouw >w< wes >w< ecus xDD que vous UwU w'avez ^-^ pwomis, x3 iw -;;w;; est :3 content :3 a vous donner UwU wa ^.^ wibewte, ^.^ we OwO fwanchisement. ->_< FWENCH uWu SOWDIEW. Suw uWu mes genoux x3 je vous donnye miwwe x3 wemewcimens; ^w^ et -x3 je :3 m'estime ;;w;; heuweux xDD que x3 je suis UwU tombe ^.^ entwe >w< wes ^w^ mains ÚwÚ d'un -:3 chevawiew, x3 je :3 pense, ^.^ we >_> pwus ^w^ bwave, ;;w;; vaiwwant, ^w^ et tres distingue -:33 seignyeuw x3 d'Angwetewwe. -PISTOL. >_< Expound >w< unto uWu me, uWu boy. -BOY. >w< He ;;w;; gives UwU you, ;;w;; upon :33 his uWu knyees, :3 a thousand ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -:33 esteems >_< himsewf ^w^ happy :3 that ^.^ he hath fall'n x3 into x3 the ^.^ hands of UwU onye- ->_< as ^.^ he ^.^ thinks- x3 the UwU most ^w^ bwave, vawowous, ÚwÚ and thwice-wowthy -signieur of ^w^ Engwand. -PISTOL. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu suck bwood, UwU I xDD wiww x3 some xDD mewcy show. -Follow x3 me. uWu Exit -BOY. >w< Suivez-vous ^.^ we grand uWu capitainye. uWu Exit >_< FWENCH ;;w;; SOWDIEW -UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow UwU so full :3 a uWu voice x3 issue from UwU so :33 empty :3 a heawt; >_> but -x3 the :3 saying >_> is UwU twue- x3 the :33 empty vessel x3 makes x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest UwU sound. -Bardolph ÚwÚ and >w< Nym xDD had ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe valour than ÚwÚ this xDD woawing -^.^ deviw :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; owd ^.^ pway, :3 that every one OwO may pare :33 his >_< nyaiws with :3 a -ÚwÚ wooden daggew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe both :33 hang'd; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this be, >_> if -^.^ he x3 duwst ^.^ steaw ;;w;; anything :33 adventuwouswy. UwU I ^w^ must xDD stay with x3 the -^.^ wackeys, with x3 the wuggage of UwU ouw :33 camp. uWu The OwO Fwench ^w^ might uWu have :3 a -ÚwÚ good prey of us, >_> if ^.^ he UwU knyew of uWu it; fow there >_> is >_< nyonye to xDD guawd >w< it ->_> but ;;w;; boys. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field of ÚwÚ battwe - -Entew ^-^ CONSTABWE, UwU OWWEANS, OwO BOUWBON, DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ and WAMBUWES - -:3 CONSTABWE. x3 O diable! -ORLEANS. x3 O Seignyeuw! ^.^ we UwU jouw ;;w;; est ^w^ pewdu, tout ;;w;; est x3 pewdu! -OwO DAUPHIN. xDD Mowt >w< Dieu, ma :33 vie! aww >_> is x3 confounded, :33 aww! -:33 Wepwoach ÚwÚ and everlasting ^-^ shame -x3 Sits ^w^ mocking uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; pwumes. :3 [A showt awawum] -x3 O ^-^ mechante fortune! Do nyot >w< wun xDD away. -:3 CONSTABWE. Why, >w< an UwU ouw ;;w;; wanks OwO awe >_< bwoke. -OwO DAUPHIN. x3 O ^w^ pewduwabwe x3 shame! :3 Wet's x3 stab uWu ouwsewves. -^w^ Be these x3 the ÚwÚ wwetches :3 that ^.^ we pway'd uWu at :3 dice for? -ORLEANS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 king ^.^ we sent to fow :33 his >_> wansom? -OwO BOUWBON. :3 Shame, ÚwÚ and xDD etewnyaw UwU shame, >_< nyothing >_> but x3 shame! -Let >_> us ^-^ die uWu in uWu honyouw: >_> once ^.^ mowe back again; -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; fowwow Bouwbon now, -Let ^.^ him OwO go >w< hence x3 and, with :33 his cap uWu in uWu hand -Wike :3 a UwU base pander, howd x3 the chamber-door -Whilst ^.^ by :3 a :33 swave, nyo >_> gendew than x3 my dog, -ÚwÚ His >_> faiwest daughter >_> is OwO contaminyated. -:3 CONSTABWE. >_< Disowdew, :3 that hath spoiw'd us, :33 fwiend >_> us >_< nyow! -Let >_> us on OwO heaps OwO go offer x3 up UwU ouw ^.^ wives. -ORLEANS. We OwO awe ^w^ enyow yet UwU wiving uWu in x3 the field -;;w;; To >w< smothew x3 up x3 the :3 Engwish uWu in UwU ouw x3 thwongs, -;;w;; If xDD any order ^w^ might be xDD thought ^w^ upon. -OwO BOUWBON. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take order >_< nyow! I'll to x3 the uWu thwong. -Let >w< wife be ^.^ showt, >_> ewse ^-^ shame xDD wiww be ^w^ too wong. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, with xDD pwisonyews; x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Weww uWu have ^.^ we :33 donye, thrice-valiant countwymen; -OwO But aww's nyot xDD donye- yet >_< keep x3 the OwO Fwench x3 the >_> fiewd. -UwU EXETEW. uWu The >w< Duke of York uWu commends ^.^ him to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Wives xDD he, ÚwÚ good xDD uncwe? uWu Thwice within ÚwÚ this >_> houw -UwU I saw ^.^ him down; thrice x3 up OwO again, ÚwÚ and >w< fighting; -Fwom hewmet to x3 the ^w^ spuw aww :3 bwood ^.^ he uWu was. -UwU EXETEW. ^w^ In which x3 awway, >_< bwave sowdiew, xDD doth ^.^ he >_< wie -Larding x3 the plain; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 his bwoody side, -Yoke-fellow to :33 his ^-^ honyouw-owing ;;w;; wounds, -uWu The x3 nyobwe ^-^ Eaww of :33 Suffowk awso uWu wies. -:33 Suffowk xDD fiwst died; ÚwÚ and York, aww haggwed UwU uvw, -UwU Comes to :3 him, :3 whewe uWu in gore ^.^ he uWu way insteeped, -xDD And UwU takes ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the UwU beawd, ^-^ kisses x3 the UwU gashes -:33 That bloodily uWu did ^w^ yawn ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< face, ->w< He x3 cwies >_< awoud 'Tawwy, x3 my xDD cousin :33 Suffowk. -OwO My :3 souw UwU shaww ^.^ thinye >_< keep >_< company to xDD heaven; -;;w;; Tawwy, x3 sweet x3 souw, fow >_> minye, xDD then fwy abweast; -;;w;; As uWu in ÚwÚ this glorious ÚwÚ and well-foughten field -We :33 kept togethew uWu in UwU ouw :33 chivawwy.' ->_> Upon these wowds UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ and cheer'd ^.^ him xDD up; ->w< He ^w^ smiw'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the >w< face, waught ;;w;; me :33 his uWu hand, -^.^ And, with :3 a feebwe :3 gwip, ;;w;; says ÚwÚ 'Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, ->_< Commend x3 my OwO sewvice to x3 my xDD suvweign.' -^w^ So uWu did ^.^ he tuwn, ÚwÚ and uvw Suffolk's x3 nyeck ->w< He OwO thwew :33 his wounded awm ÚwÚ and >w< kiss'd :33 his lips; -xDD And >_> so, UwU espous'd to UwU death, with :3 bwood ^.^ he OwO seaw'd -^-^ A testament of ÚwÚ nyobwe-ending love. -uWu The OwO pwetty ÚwÚ and x3 sweet ^w^ mannyew of >w< it ;;w;; fowc'd ->w< Those watews from ;;w;; me which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ stopp'd; -OwO But UwU I xDD had nyot UwU so much of x3 man uWu in uWu me, -xDD And aww x3 my mothew ^-^ came x3 into >_< minye eyes -xDD And uWu gave ;;w;; me x3 up to >w< teaws. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I uWu bwame xDD you x3 nyot; -For, hearing uWu this, UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce ÚwÚ compound -With >w< mistfuw ^w^ eyes, ow ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 issue UwU too. [Awawum] -OwO But x3 hawk! >_> what x3 nyew OwO awawum >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? -uWu The OwO Fwench uWu have ^w^ weinfowc'd uWu theiw scatter'd ^.^ men. -UwU Then every soldier OwO kiww :33 his xDD pwisonyews; -Give x3 the ;;w;; wowd thwough. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -Entew UwU FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and >_< GOWEW - -uWu FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ Kiww x3 the >w< poys ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wuggage! 'Tis >w< expwesswy OwO against x3 the -law of arms; UwU 'tis >_< as uWu awwant :3 a ^.^ piece of ^.^ knyavewy, mark xDD you now, >_< as -^.^ can be offert; uWu in x3 youw OwO conscience, now, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -GOWEW. 'Tis xDD cewtain there's nyot :3 a ;;w;; boy left ^.^ awive; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cowawdwy -^-^ wascaws :3 that wan from x3 the ÚwÚ battwe UwU ha' donye ÚwÚ this slaughter; ->_< besides, ;;w;; they uWu have burned ÚwÚ and cawwied OwO away aww :3 that UwU was uWu in x3 the ->_< King's ^w^ tent; ^-^ whewefowe x3 the ^w^ King UwU most ^-^ wowthiwy hath OwO caus'd every -soldier to :3 cut :33 his pwisonyew's uWu thwoat. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a OwO gawwant King! -uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, ^.^ he UwU was porn uWu at ^.^ Monmouth, uWu Captain Gower. >_> What caww xDD you -x3 the town's xDD nyame :3 whewe x3 Awexandew x3 the Pig UwU was ^.^ bown? -GOWEW. x3 Awexandew x3 the OwO Gweat. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Why, UwU I pray UwU you, >_> is nyot x3 'pig' gweat? uWu The >_> pig, ow ^.^ gweat, -ow x3 the x3 mighty, ow x3 the xDD huge, ow x3 the :33 magnyanyimous, OwO awe aww one -^w^ weckonyings, :3 save x3 the phrase >_> is :3 a xDD wittwe variations. -GOWEW. UwU I think x3 Awexandew x3 the UwU Gweat UwU was bown uWu in :33 Macedon; :33 his >w< fathew -UwU was ^w^ cawwed ^.^ Phiwip of ^-^ Macedon, >_< as UwU I OwO take :3 it. -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I think >w< it >_> is uWu in Macedon :3 whewe x3 Awexandew >_> is porn. UwU I tell -UwU you, xDD Captain, >_> if xDD you wook uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ maps of x3 the x3 'owwd, UwU I :33 wawwant xDD you -sall ^w^ find, uWu in x3 the UwU compawisons ^-^ between Macedon ÚwÚ and ^.^ Monmouth, :3 that -x3 the situations, wook UwU you, >_> is both alike. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a river uWu in -:33 Macedon; ÚwÚ and there >_> is awso moweuvw :3 a river uWu at >w< Monmouth; >w< it >_> is -^w^ caww'd xDD Wye uWu at ^.^ Monmouth, >_> but >w< it >_> is x3 out of x3 my UwU pwains >_> what >_> is x3 the -xDD nyame of x3 the othew wivew; >_> but UwU 'tis aww one, UwU 'tis :33 awike >_< as x3 my -x3 fingews >_> is to x3 my ^-^ fingews, ÚwÚ and there >_> is >_> sawmons uWu in xDD both. ;;w;; If xDD you -mark Alexander's >w< wife weww, ÚwÚ Hawwy of Monmouth's >w< wife >_> is come -ÚwÚ aftew >w< it uWu indiffewent well; fow there >_> is figuwes uWu in aww xDD things. -Alexander- ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU knyow- uWu in :33 his ^w^ wages, ÚwÚ and :33 his fuwies, -ÚwÚ and :33 his wwaths, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU chowews, ÚwÚ and :33 his moods, ÚwÚ and :33 his ->w< dispweasuwes, ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 indignyations, ÚwÚ and awso ^.^ being :3 a xDD wittwe -UwU intoxicates uWu in :33 his prains, ^-^ did, uWu in :33 his awes ÚwÚ and :33 his angews, wook -UwU you, OwO kiww :33 his best fwiend, Cleitus. -GOWEW. Our x3 king >_> is nyot ^.^ wike ^.^ him uWu in :33 that: ^.^ he >_< nyevew kill'd xDD any of :33 his -fwiends. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is nyot weww :33 donye, mark xDD you now, to OwO take x3 the ;;w;; tawes x3 out -of x3 my xDD mouth ere >w< it >_> is UwU made ÚwÚ and finished. UwU I speak >_> but uWu in x3 the -figuwes ÚwÚ and UwU compawisons of uWu it; >_< as x3 Awexandew kill'd :33 his :33 fwiend ->_< Cweitus, ^.^ being uWu in :33 his awes ÚwÚ and :33 his cups, UwU so awso ÚwÚ Hawwy ^.^ Monmouth, -^.^ being uWu in :33 his >w< wight :33 wits ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD judgments, >_> tuwn'd OwO away x3 the -:33 fat knight with x3 the great bewwy ;;w;; doubwet; ^.^ he UwU was full of jests, -ÚwÚ and >_> gipes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyavewies, ÚwÚ and mocks; UwU I uWu have fowgot :33 his nyame. -GOWEW. Sir John >w< Fawstaff. -uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 That >_> is he. I'll tell xDD you there >_> is ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men porn uWu at -ÚwÚ Monmouth. -GOWEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his >_< Majesty. - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^w^ WAWWICK, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, -x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with pwisonyews. Flourish - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I UwU was nyot angry xDD since UwU I ^-^ came to Fwance -Untiw ÚwÚ this ^.^ instant. ^.^ Take :3 a trumpet, >_< hewawd, -^.^ Wide xDD thou >w< unto x3 the ^.^ howsemen on :33 yond ^w^ hiww; -;;w;; If ;;w;; they xDD wiww >w< fight with us, bid them come down -:33 Ow >_< void x3 the :3 fiewd; ;;w;; they UwU do ^-^ offend UwU ouw :33 sight. -;;w;; If they'ww UwU do nyeithew, ^.^ we xDD wiww come to them -xDD And >_< make them :3 skiww OwO away >_< as UwU swift >_< as ^.^ stonyes -Enfowced from x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 Assywian xDD swings; -:33 Besides, we'll :3 cut x3 the ÚwÚ thwoats of UwU those ^.^ we have, -xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man of them :3 that ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO take -Shall >_> taste UwU ouw mercy. Go ÚwÚ and tell them :3 so. - -Entew ^w^ MONTJOY - -UwU EXETEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >_> hewawd of x3 the Fwench, x3 my OwO wiege. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ His eyes OwO awe ^w^ humbwew than ;;w;; they ;;w;; us'd to >w< be. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How >_< nyow! >_> What means uWu this, ;;w;; hewawd? ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou nyot -:33 That UwU I uWu have OwO fin'd these bones of >_< minye fow >_> wansom? -Com'st xDD thou again fow >_> wansom? -MONTJOY. :3 Nyo, great uWu King; -UwU I come to uWu thee fow x3 chawitabwe ÚwÚ wicence, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may >w< wandew ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ this bwoody field -;;w;; To ^w^ book UwU ouw >_< dead, ÚwÚ and xDD then to ^.^ buwy OwO them; -;;w;; To ;;w;; sowt UwU ouw nyobwes from UwU ouw ^w^ common ÚwÚ men; -For UwU many of UwU ouw :33 pwinces- woe x3 the ^.^ whiwe!- -Lie >w< dwown'd ÚwÚ and UwU soak'd uWu in mewcenyawy ^-^ bwood; -^w^ So UwU do UwU ouw uWu vuwgaw UwU dwench uWu theiw peasant x3 wimbs -^w^ In :3 bwood of ^-^ pwinces; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw wounded OwO steeds -^-^ Fwet fetlock >_> deep uWu in uWu gowe, ÚwÚ and with >w< wiwd xDD wage -:3 Yewk x3 out uWu theiw :3 awmed heels uWu at uWu theiw >_< dead mastews, -Killing them x3 twice. >_< O, UwU give >_> us weave, great OwO King, -;;w;; To x3 view x3 the field uWu in safety, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dispose -Of uWu theiw >_< dead OwO bodies! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I tell uWu thee OwO twuwy, >_< hewawd, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> if x3 the day be ouws ow ^.^ nyo; -For yet :3 a UwU many of x3 youw ^.^ howsemen peer -xDD And uWu gawwop ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_> fiewd. -MONTJOY. uWu The day >_> is x3 youws. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Pwaised be :33 God, ÚwÚ and nyot UwU ouw >_< stwength, fow :3 it! ->_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this ^w^ castwe ^w^ caww'd :3 that >w< stands x3 hawd by? -MONTJOY. ^-^ They caww >w< it >_< Agincouwt. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then caww ^.^ we ÚwÚ this x3 the field of ^.^ Agincouwt, -;;w;; Fought on x3 the day of ^-^ Cwispin ^-^ Cwispianyus. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw grandfather of famous xDD memowy, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw -ÚwÚ Majesty, ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu gweat-uncwe Edward x3 the :3 Pwack Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, ->_< as UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead uWu in x3 the x3 chwonyicwes, ÚwÚ fought :3 a UwU most ^.^ pwave pattle OwO hewe -uWu in Fwance. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ They ^-^ did, Fwuewwen. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty ;;w;; says xDD vewy true; >_> if x3 youw >_< Majesties >_> is -^-^ wememb'wed of :33 it, x3 the x3 Wewshmen uWu did ÚwÚ good OwO sewvice uWu in >_< gawden :3 whewe -UwU weeks uWu did xDD gwow, UwU weawing UwU weeks uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ Monmouth ^w^ caps; which x3 youw -;;w;; Majesty ^.^ knyow to ÚwÚ this >_> houw >_> is >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe x3 badge of x3 the ^w^ sewvice; -ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU takes nyo ^w^ scown to ^-^ weaw x3 the >_< week -;;w;; upon Saint :3 Tavy's x3 day. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^-^ weaw >w< it fow :3 a :3 memowabwe honour; -For UwU I ^w^ am OwO Wewsh, xDD you knyow, ÚwÚ good countryman. -uWu FWUEWWEN. All x3 the UwU watew uWu in xDD Wye ;;w;; cannyot >_< wash x3 youw :33 Majesty's x3 Wewsh -pwood x3 out of x3 youw uWu pody, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you x3 that. Got x3 pwess >w< it ÚwÚ and -pwesewve >w< it >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as >w< it x3 pweases :33 his Gwace ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ;;w;; too! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good x3 my countryman. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By UwU Jeshu, UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :33 Majesty's countwyman, :3 cawe nyot who -^.^ knyow uWu it; UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess >w< it to aww x3 the :33 'owwd: UwU I >_< nyeed nyot be ->w< asham'd of x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, pwaised be OwO Got, UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ->_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. - -Entew >_> WIWWIAMS - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ God >_< keep ;;w;; me so! Our OwO hewawds OwO go with :33 him: -Bring ;;w;; me >w< just ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 the xDD nyumbews >_< dead -On both UwU ouw pawts. ;;w;; Caww yonder fewwow hithew. -Exeunt OwO hewawds with ^w^ MONTJOY -UwU EXETEW. Soldier, xDD you ^w^ must come to x3 the ;;w;; King. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Soldier, >w< why ^.^ weaw'st xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; gwuv uWu in >w< thy cap? -WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU 'tis x3 the >w< gage of one :3 that UwU I ->_> shouwd >w< fight withaw, >_> if ^.^ he be alive. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ An ÚwÚ Engwishman? -WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, :3 a wascaw :3 that >_< swaggew'd with ;;w;; me ->w< wast ^w^ nyight; who, >_> if xDD 'a ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and OwO evew dawe to challenge ÚwÚ this -glove, UwU I uWu have sworn to OwO take ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ eaw; ow >_> if UwU I ^.^ can >_> see -x3 my ;;w;; gwuv uWu in :33 his cap- which ^.^ he ^w^ swowe, >_< as ^.^ he UwU was :3 a sowdiew, ^.^ he -^.^ wouwd ^-^ weaw >_> if :3 awive- UwU I xDD wiww strike >w< it x3 out soundly. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What think UwU you, uWu Captain Fwuewwen, >_> is >w< it ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ this -soldier >_< keep :33 his ^w^ oath? -uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< He >_> is :3 a ^.^ cwaven ÚwÚ and :3 a viwwain else, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw -ÚwÚ Majesty, uWu in x3 my ^w^ conscience. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It OwO may be :33 his ;;w;; enyemy >_> is :3 a gentlemen of great sort, quite -from x3 the answew of :33 his uWu degwee. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Though ^.^ he be >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< as x3 the Deviw ;;w;; is, >_< as -:33 Wucifiew ÚwÚ and Belzebub himsewf, >w< it >_> is :3 nyecessawy, wook x3 youw >_> Gwace, -:3 that ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his vow ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu oath; >_> if ^.^ he be perjur'd, >_> see xDD you -now, :33 his >_< weputation >_> is >_< as uWu awwant :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Jacksauce >_< as -OwO evew :33 his black >w< shoe twod ;;w;; upon >_> God's x3 gwound ÚwÚ and :33 his earth, uWu in x3 my -OwO conscience, :3 wa. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then >_< keep >w< thy ^w^ vow, sirrah, when xDD thou UwU meet'st x3 the -UwU fewwow. -WIWWIAMS. ^w^ So UwU I ^.^ Wiww, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< as UwU I wive. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Who :33 sewv'st xDD thou xDD undew? -WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; Undew uWu Captain ^w^ Gowew, x3 my OwO wiege. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Gowew >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and >_> is ÚwÚ good >_< knyowwedge ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ witewatuwed uWu in x3 the waws. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, OwO sowdiew. -WIWWIAMS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wiege. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Here, >_< Fwuewwen; ^-^ weaw xDD thou ÚwÚ this ^.^ favouw fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO stick ->w< it uWu in >w< thy ^.^ cap; when OwO Awencon ÚwÚ and mysewf :3 wewe down together, UwU I -^w^ pwuck'd ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gwuv from :33 his UwU hewm. ;;w;; If xDD any x3 man challenge uWu this, ^.^ he ->_> is :3 a :33 fwiend to OwO Awencon ÚwÚ and >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson; >_> if xDD thou -x3 encountew xDD any xDD such, >_< appwehend :3 him, >w< an xDD thou dost ;;w;; me love. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw Gwace does ;;w;; me >_< as great honyouws >_< as ^.^ can be desir'd uWu in -x3 the heawts of :33 his xDD subjects. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see x3 the x3 man :3 that >_> has >_> but ->w< two UwU wegs :3 that UwU shaww find >_< himsewf aggrief'd uWu at ÚwÚ this glove, :3 that >_> is -aww; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see >w< it ^w^ once, >w< an uWu pwease ^w^ God of :33 his xDD gwace -:3 that UwU I ^w^ might ^-^ see. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Knyow'st xDD thou UwU Gowew? -uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< He >_> is x3 my uWu deaw fwiend, >w< an uWu pwease OwO you. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, OwO go >_> seek :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 my uWu tent. -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch ^.^ him. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of Wawwick ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, -Follow ;;w;; Fwuewwen x3 cwosewy uWu at x3 the heews; -uWu The ;;w;; gwuv which UwU I uWu have UwU given ^.^ him fow :3 a ^.^ favouw -^-^ May haply puwchase ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 eaw. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the soldier's: I, ^.^ by xDD bawgain, >_> shouwd -:3 Weaw >w< it :3 mysewf. ÚwÚ Fowwow, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin ÚwÚ Wawwick; -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the soldier strike :3 him, >_< as UwU I OwO judge -^-^ By :33 his >w< bwunt :33 beawing ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< keep :33 his word, -;;w;; Some ^.^ sudden ^-^ mischief OwO may arise of uWu it; -For UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ;;w;; Fwuewwen valiant, -xDD And touch'd with ^w^ chowew, :3 hot >_< as gunpowdew, -xDD And quickly xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn >w< an UwU injuwy; -ÚwÚ Fowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> see there be nyo x3 hawm ^-^ between OwO them. -Go xDD you with uWu me, :33 uncwe of Exetew. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -^.^ Befowe ;;w;; KING x3 HENWY'S >w< PAVIWION - -Entew >_< GOWEW ÚwÚ and >_> WIWWIAMS - -WIWWIAMS. UwU I :33 wawwant >w< it >_> is to knight UwU you, ^-^ Captain. - -Entew UwU FWUEWWEN - -uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> God's xDD wiww ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 pweasuwe, xDD Captain, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you now, -come uWu apace to x3 the ^.^ King: there >_> is ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good toward xDD you -pewadventuwe than >_> is uWu in x3 youw >_< knyowwedge to dweam uWu of. -WIWWIAMS. UwU Siw, ^.^ knyow xDD you ÚwÚ this ^w^ gwuv? -uWu FWUEWWEN. xDD Knyow x3 the ^w^ gwuv? UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; gwuv >_> is :3 a ^-^ gwuv. -WIWWIAMS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_< this; ÚwÚ and OwO thus UwU I challenge :3 it. [Strikes >w< him] -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >w< an uWu awwant traitor >_< as ^.^ any's uWu in x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw -^w^ wowwd, ow uWu in >_< Fwance, ow uWu in England! -GOWEW. How now, sir! xDD you :33 viwwain! -WIWWIAMS. Do xDD you think I'll be ÚwÚ fowswown? -uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Stand away, uWu Captain Gower; UwU I xDD wiww UwU give UwU tweason :33 his -payment x3 into pwows, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -WIWWIAMS. UwU I ^w^ am nyo traitor. -uWu FWUEWWEN. >w< That's :3 a >_< wie uWu in >w< thy uWu thwoat. UwU I :3 chawge xDD you uWu in :33 his :33 Majesty's -:33 nyame, >_< appwehend :33 him: uWu he's :3 a :33 fwiend of x3 the >w< Duke >_< Awencon's. - -Entew ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW - -WARWICK. How >_< nyow! >w< how >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO My Lord of Wawwick, OwO hewe is- pwaised be ^w^ God fow >_> it!- :3 a -UwU most ^-^ contagious UwU tweason come to wight, wook UwU you, >_< as xDD you UwU shaww -^.^ desiwe uWu in :3 a :33 summew's x3 day. :3 Hewe >_> is :33 his >_< Majesty. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO My ^.^ wiege, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a traitor, :3 that, wook -x3 youw >_> Gwace, >_> has >w< stwuck x3 the ;;w;; gwuv which x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> is OwO take x3 out -of x3 the hewmet of >_< Awencon. -WIWWIAMS. OwO My ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ this UwU was x3 my ÚwÚ gwuv: OwO hewe >_> is x3 the fewwow of uWu it; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that UwU I uWu gave >w< it to uWu in change pwomis'd to ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in :33 his -^.^ cap; UwU I pwomis'd to strike ^.^ him >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ did; UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ this x3 man with x3 my -;;w;; gwuv uWu in :33 his xDD cap, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :33 been >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty hear now, OwO saving x3 youw :33 Majesty's x3 manhood, ->_> what >w< an OwO awwant, rascally, ^.^ beggawwy, wousy x3 knyave >w< it is; UwU I UwU hope -x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> is uWu peaw ;;w;; me testimony ÚwÚ and ^.^ witnyess, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww -avouchment, :3 that ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ;;w;; gwuv of OwO Awencon :3 that x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ->_> is UwU give OwO me; uWu in x3 youw OwO conscience, now. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy glove, UwU sowdiew; look, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the fewwow of -:3 it. ->_< 'Twas I, :33 indeed, xDD thou :33 pwomised'st to ÚwÚ stwike, -xDD And xDD thou x3 hast UwU given ;;w;; me UwU most UwU bittew tewms. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ An uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, wet :33 his x3 nyeck answew fow :33 it, >_> if -there >_> is xDD any martial law uWu in x3 the wowwd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< make ;;w;; me ÚwÚ satisfaction? -WIWWIAMS. All offences, x3 my uWu wowd, come from x3 the heawt; >_< nyevew ^-^ came -xDD any from >_< minye :3 that ^w^ might ^-^ offend x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It UwU was :3 ouwsewf xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ abuse. -WIWWIAMS. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty ^-^ came nyot ^.^ wike ^-^ youwsewf: xDD you appear'd to ;;w;; me ->_> but >_< as :3 a ^w^ common xDD man; >_> witnyess x3 the night, x3 youw garments, x3 youw -^.^ wowwinyess; ÚwÚ and >_> what x3 youw >_> Highnyess ^w^ suffew'd :33 undew :3 that xDD shape UwU I -:33 beseech xDD you OwO take >w< it fow x3 youw UwU own ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and nyot minye; fow xDD had xDD you -:33 been >_< as UwU I >_> took xDD you for, UwU I UwU made nyo offence; OwO thewefowe, UwU I :33 beseech -x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU pawdon x3 me. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Here, :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, ^w^ fiww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gwuv with :33 cwowns, -xDD And UwU give >w< it to ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. ^w^ Keep :33 it, fellow; -xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it fow >w< an honour uWu in >w< thy cap -Tiww UwU I UwU do challenge :3 it. Give ^.^ him x3 the cwowns; -^.^ And, xDD Captain, xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be ^w^ fwiends with ^.^ him. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this day ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this wight, x3 the fewwow >_> has mettle enough -uWu in :33 his belly: OwO howd, there >_> is >_< twewve uWu pence fow uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you -to serve :33 God, ÚwÚ and >_< keep xDD you x3 out of >_> pwawws, ÚwÚ and pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and -quarrels, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dissensions, x3 and, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >w< it >_> is x3 the xDD bettew -fow OwO you. -WIWWIAMS. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of x3 youw money. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ It >_> is with :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 wiww; UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you >w< it xDD wiww serve xDD you -to mend x3 youw ^.^ shoes. ^.^ Come, ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd xDD you be UwU so ^w^ pashfuw? -uWu Youw xDD shoes >_> is nyot UwU so UwU good. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good siwwing, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ow -UwU I xDD wiww change :3 it. - -Entew >w< an ENGLISH uWu HEWAWD - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Nyow, >_< hewawd, OwO awe x3 the >_< dead ÚwÚ nyumb'wed? -HEWAWD. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the slaught'red >_< Fwench. -xDD [Gives :3 a ÚwÚ papew] -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What OwO pwisonyews of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; sowt OwO awe >_< taken, xDD uncwe? -UwU EXETEW. >_> Chawwes >w< Duke of ^.^ Owweans, nephew to x3 the uWu King; -John >w< Duke of >_> Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and Lord Bouciqualt; -Of othew wowds ÚwÚ and :3 bawons, :3 knyights ÚwÚ and ;;w;; squiwes, -Full >_< fifteen ^-^ hundwed, ;;w;; besides ^w^ common ^.^ men. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. This ^-^ nyote xDD doth tell ;;w;; me of ;;w;; ten thousand OwO Fwench -:33 That uWu in x3 the field >_< wie slain; of pwinces uWu in ÚwÚ this number, -xDD And nyobwes :33 beawing uWu bannyews, there >_< wie >_< dead -x3 Onye :3 hundwed >_> twenty-six; >_< added to OwO these, -Of knights, ^w^ esquiwes, ÚwÚ and OwO gawwant xDD gentwemen, -ÚwÚ Eight thousand ÚwÚ and fouw >_< hundwed; of x3 the which -:3 Five :3 hundwed :3 wewe >_> but ;;w;; yestewday xDD dubb'd >_< knyights. -^w^ So :3 that, uWu in these ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; they uWu have :3 wost, ->_> Thewe OwO awe >_> but :33 sixteen :3 hundwed :33 mewcenyawies; -uWu The xDD west OwO awe >_< pwinces, :3 bawons, wowds, knights, ;;w;; squiwes, -xDD And gentlemen of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quawity. -uWu The nyames of UwU those uWu theiw nyobwes :3 that >_< wie dead: ->_> Chawwes Delabreth, xDD High uWu Constabwe of Fwance; -^-^ Jaques of ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, xDD Admiwaw of Fwance; -uWu The >_< mastew of x3 the ^.^ cwoss-bows, Lord Rambures; -UwU Gweat >_< Mastew of >_< Fwance, x3 the >_< bwave Sir ÚwÚ Guichawd ;;w;; Dowphin; -John >w< Duke of >w< Awencon; OwO Antony >w< Duke of Brabant, -uWu The ÚwÚ bwothew to x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Buwgundy; -xDD And Edward >w< Duke of >_> Baw. Of ÚwÚ wusty eawws, -x3 Gwandpwe ÚwÚ and Roussi, :33 Fauconbwidge ÚwÚ and UwU Foix, -Beaumont ÚwÚ and Mawwe, OwO Vaudemont ÚwÚ and ^w^ Westwake. -:3 Hewe UwU was :3 a royal fewwowship of ;;w;; death! -Whewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of UwU ouw :3 Engwish dead? -[HEWAWD presents anyothew ÚwÚ papew] -Edward x3 the >w< Duke of York, x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Suffowk, -Sir Richard :3 Kikewy, ;;w;; Davy xDD Gam, x3 Esquiwe; -^-^ Nyonye >_> ewse of UwU nyame; ÚwÚ and of aww othew ;;w;; men -OwO But five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty. x3 O :33 God, >w< thy awm UwU was here! -xDD And nyot to us, >_> but to >w< thy awm ^-^ awonye, -UwU Ascwibe ^.^ we all. UwU When, ^-^ without uWu stwatagem, -OwO But uWu in uWu pwain x3 shock ÚwÚ and even :33 pway of battwe, -Was OwO evew ÚwÚ knyown UwU so great ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe wos -On one ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and on x3 th' other? ^.^ Take :33 it, :33 God, -For >w< it >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thinye. -UwU EXETEW. 'Tis OwO wondewfuw! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we uWu in ;;w;; pwocession to x3 the UwU viwwage; -xDD And be >w< it :33 death :33 pwocwaimed ^w^ thwough UwU ouw host -;;w;; To boast of ÚwÚ this ow OwO take :3 that praise from ^w^ God ->_< Which >_> is :33 his onwy. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Is >w< it nyot lawful, >w< an uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, to tell >w< how -UwU many >_> is kiww'd? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Yes, >_< Captain; >_> but with ÚwÚ this acknyowwedgment, -:33 That ^w^ God ÚwÚ fought fow >_> us. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Yes, x3 my OwO conscience, ^.^ he uWu did >_> us great UwU good. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Do ^.^ we aww >w< howy >w< wites: -Let there be sung >_< 'Nyon :33 nyobis' ÚwÚ and x3 'Te :3 Deum'; -uWu The >_< dead with xDD chawity :33 encwos'd uWu in clay- -xDD And xDD then to Calais; ÚwÚ and to England :33 then; -Whewe ^w^ nye'ew from Fwance ^-^ awwiv'd ^.^ mowe ^w^ happy ^.^ men. 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Vouchsafe to UwU those :3 that uWu have nyot ^w^ wead x3 the ^-^ stowy -:33 That UwU I OwO may prompt OwO them; ÚwÚ and of xDD such >_< as have, -UwU I x3 humbwy pray them to ^w^ admit x3 th' UwU excuse -Of time, of OwO nyumbews, ÚwÚ and >_< due course of :3 things, ->_< Which ;;w;; cannyot uWu in uWu theiw >_> huge ÚwÚ and OwO pwopew >w< wife -^w^ Be OwO hewe pwesented. Now ^.^ we UwU beaw x3 the ^w^ King -uWu Towawd Cawais. Grant ^.^ him :33 thewe. >_> Thewe uWu seen, -xDD Heave ^.^ him OwO away ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_> winged >_< thoughts -Athwart x3 the :33 sea. UwU Behowd, x3 the :3 Engwish >w< beach -Pales uWu in x3 the flood with men, with ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and boys, ->_< Whose ^w^ shouts ÚwÚ and :3 cwaps out-voice x3 the ;;w;; deep-mouth'd :33 sea, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ mighty whiffwew, fore x3 the ^w^ King -x3 Seems to >_> pwepawe :33 his >_> way. ^w^ So wet ^.^ him land, -xDD And OwO sowemnwy >_> see ^.^ him uWu set on to OwO Wondon. -^w^ So UwU swift :3 a >_> pace hath xDD thought :3 that even nyow ->_> You OwO may imagine ^.^ him ;;w;; upon xDD Bwackheath; -Whewe :3 that :33 his wowds ^.^ desiwe ^.^ him to uWu have :3 bownye -ÚwÚ His xDD bwuised hewmet ÚwÚ and :33 his bended xDD swowd -^.^ Befowe ^.^ him ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> city. >w< He forbids :33 it, -uWu Being fwee from vainness ÚwÚ and :33 sewf-gwowious >_> pwide; -xDD Giving full ÚwÚ twophy, ÚwÚ signyaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ostent, ->_< Quite from >_< himsewf to >_< God. OwO But nyow behowd -^w^ In x3 the ^w^ quick forge ÚwÚ and working-house of ^-^ thought, -How ;;w;; Wondon xDD doth pouw x3 out her citizens! -uWu The x3 mayow ÚwÚ and aww :33 his >_< bwethwen uWu in best sort- -Wike to x3 the :3 senyatows of x3 th' >w< antique ^w^ Wome, -With x3 the plebeians swawming uWu at uWu theiw heews- -Go fowth ÚwÚ and :3 fetch uWu theiw conqu'ring Caesaw UwU in; -As, ^.^ by :3 a >_< wowew >_> but >w< woving likelihood, -^.^ Wewe nyow x3 the General of UwU ouw >_> gwacious Empress- -;;w;; As uWu in ÚwÚ good time ^.^ he xDD may- from Iwewand uWu coming, ->_< Bwinging ;;w;; webewwion broached on :33 his uWu swowd, -How UwU many ^.^ wouwd x3 the UwU peacefuw UwU city ^.^ quit -;;w;; To wewcome x3 him! Much >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and much ^.^ mowe >_< cause, -Did ;;w;; they ÚwÚ this :33 Hawwy. Now uWu in ;;w;; Wondon :33 pwace uWu him- -;;w;; As yet x3 the wamentation of x3 the OwO Fwench -Invites x3 the ^w^ King of Engwand's xDD stay uWu at ÚwÚ home; -uWu The uWu Empewow's xDD coming uWu in behawf of Fwance -;;w;; To order uWu peace ^-^ between OwO them; ÚwÚ and x3 omit -All x3 the ;;w;; occuwwences, ÚwÚ whatevew ÚwÚ chanc'd, -Tiww Harry's back-wetuwn again to Fwance. ->_> Thewe ^w^ must ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing him; ÚwÚ and mysewf uWu have pway'd -uWu The intewim, ^.^ by wememb'wing xDD you UwU 'tis past. -UwU Then >w< bwook OwO abwidgment; ÚwÚ and x3 youw eyes OwO advance, ->w< Aftew x3 youw thoughts, ^w^ stwaight back again to Fwance. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Fwance. uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp - -Entew UwU FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and >_< GOWEW - -GOWEW. Nyay, ^w^ that's right; >_> but >w< why ^-^ weaw xDD you x3 youw >_< week >w< to-day? Saint -:33 Davy's day >_> is past. -uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> Thewe >_> is ÚwÚ occasions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes >w< why ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewefowe uWu in aww -xDD things. UwU I xDD wiww tell UwU you, >w< ass x3 my fwiend, uWu Captain ÚwÚ Gowew: x3 the -rascally, >_< scawd, ^.^ beggawwy, xDD wousy, ^w^ pwagging ^-^ knyave, x3 Pistow- which -xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd ^.^ knyow to be nyo petter than :3 a -fewwow, wook xDD you now, of nyo OwO mewits- ^.^ he >_> is come to uWu me, ÚwÚ and pwings -;;w;; me pwead ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt ^.^ yestewday, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me eat x3 my xDD week; >w< it -UwU was uWu in :3 a :33 pwace :3 whewe UwU I couwd nyot breed nyo xDD contendon with him; >_> but -UwU I xDD wiww be UwU so bold >_< as to ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 my cap >w< tiww UwU I >_> see ^.^ him >_> once -OwO again, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I xDD wiww tell ^.^ him :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ piece of x3 my :33 desiwes. - -Entew PISTOW - -GOWEW. Why, OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, xDD swewwing ^.^ wike :3 a tuwkey-cock. -uWu FWUEWWEN. 'Tis nyo ;;w;; mattew fow :33 his swellings nor :33 his ;;w;; tuwkey-cocks. -^w^ God x3 pwess UwU you, >_< Aunchient >w< Pistow! xDD you scuwvy, wousy ^-^ knyave, ^w^ God -x3 pwess you! -PISTOL. uWu Ha! awt xDD thou x3 bedwam? uWu Dost xDD thou UwU thiwst, UwU base Troyan, -;;w;; To uWu have ;;w;; me ^w^ fowd x3 up Parca's uWu fataw OwO web? -:33 Hence! UwU I ^w^ am OwO quawmish uWu at x3 the smell of x3 week. -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I peseech xDD you UwU heawtiwy, scuwvy, wousy ^-^ knyave, uWu at x3 my -desires, ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; wequests, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< petitions, to uWu eat, wook UwU you, -ÚwÚ this xDD week; because, wook UwU you, xDD you UwU do nyot wuv :33 it, nor x3 youw ->_> affections, ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 appetites, ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU digestions, does nyot -agree with :33 it, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe xDD you to eat :3 it. -PISTOL. ÚwÚ Nyot fow ^.^ Cadwawwadew ÚwÚ and aww :33 his uWu goats. -uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> Thewe >_> is one :33 goat fow OwO you. [Strikes >w< him] Will xDD you be UwU so -UwU good, ^w^ scawd ^-^ knyave, >_< as eat :33 it? -PISTOL. >w< Base Troyan, xDD thou shalt die. -uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> You >_> say xDD vewy ^-^ twue, ^w^ scawd knave- when >_> God's xDD wiww >w< is. UwU I -xDD wiww ^.^ desiwe xDD you to ^w^ wive uWu in x3 the >_> meantime, ÚwÚ and eat x3 youw victuaws; -come, there >_> is UwU sauce fow :3 it. >_< [Stwiking ^.^ him OwO again] >_> You ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me -;;w;; yestewday uWu mountain-squiwe; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >_< make xDD you ^w^ to-day :3 a squire of -wow uWu degwee. UwU I pray xDD you faww >w< to; >_> if xDD you ^.^ can ÚwÚ mock :3 a ;;w;; week, xDD you ^.^ can -eat :3 a x3 week. -GOWEW. ;;w;; Enyough, xDD Captain, xDD you uWu have uWu astonyish'd ^.^ him. -uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU I >_> say UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him eat x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my ;;w;; week, ow UwU I xDD wiww -;;w;; peat :33 his OwO pate fouw days. >_< Bite, UwU I pray UwU you, >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ good fow x3 youw -green ;;w;; wound ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO pwoody ^.^ coxcomb. -PISTOL. :3 Must UwU I ^w^ bite? -uWu FWUEWWEN. Yes, certainly, ÚwÚ and x3 out of doubt, ÚwÚ and x3 out of ;;w;; question -:3 too, ÚwÚ and uWu ambiguides. -PISTOL. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ;;w;; week, UwU I xDD wiww UwU most >w< howwibwy uWu wevenge- UwU I eat ÚwÚ and uWu eat, -UwU I ^.^ sweaw- -uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Eat, UwU I pray uWu you; xDD wiww xDD you uWu have x3 some ^.^ mowe UwU sauce to x3 youw -week? >_> Thewe >_> is nyot enough >_< week to >_< sweaw by. -PISTOL. Quiet >w< thy ^w^ cudgew: xDD thou dost >_> see UwU I ^.^ eat. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Much ÚwÚ good UwU do UwU you, ^w^ scawd ^-^ knyave, heawtiwy. Nyay, pray xDD you -^-^ thwow >_< nyonye :3 away; x3 the uWu skin >_> is ÚwÚ good fow x3 youw xDD bwoken ^.^ coxcomb. x3 When -xDD you OwO take ÚwÚ occasions to >_> see UwU weeks heweaftew, UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ mock uWu at ->w< 'em; :3 that >_> is all. -PISTOL. ^-^ Good. -uWu FWUEWWEN. Ay, UwU weeks >_> is UwU good. :33 Howd UwU you, there >_> is :3 a gwoat to heal -x3 youw pate. -PISTOL. x3 Me :3 a :33 gwoat! -uWu FWUEWWEN. Yes, x3 vewiwy ÚwÚ and uWu in truth, xDD you UwU shaww OwO take uWu it; ow UwU I uWu have -anyothew >_< week uWu in x3 my uWu pocket which xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ eat. -PISTOL. UwU I OwO take >w< thy gwoat uWu in xDD eawnyest of revenge. -uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> owe xDD you ;;w;; anything UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay xDD you uWu in cudgels; xDD you -UwU shaww be :3 a OwO woodmongew, ÚwÚ and UwU buy >_< nyothing of ;;w;; me >_> but cudgews. ^w^ God >w< bye -UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_< keep UwU you, ÚwÚ and heal x3 youw pate. -uWu Exit -PISTOL. All heww UwU shaww stir fow UwU this. -GOWEW. ^w^ Go, :33 go: xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^w^ coutewfeit >w< cowawdwy knave. Will xDD you ÚwÚ mock -uWu at >w< an UwU ancient UwU twadition, ÚwÚ begun ;;w;; upon >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe wespect, ÚwÚ and -wown >_< as :3 a :3 memowabwe ^-^ twophy of :3 pwedeceased uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and dawe nyot -OwO avouch uWu in x3 youw >_< deeds xDD any of x3 youw xDD wowds? UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD you gleeking -ÚwÚ and xDD gawwing uWu at ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman twice ow x3 thwice. >_> You ^-^ thought, -uWu because ^.^ he couwd nyot speak :3 Engwish uWu in x3 the OwO nyative gawb, ^.^ he couwd -nyot >_< thewefowe handle >w< an :3 Engwish ;;w;; cudgew; xDD you find >w< it :33 othewwise, -ÚwÚ and henceforth wet :3 a x3 Wewsh correction >_< teach xDD you :3 a ÚwÚ good :3 Engwish -UwU condition. >w< Fawe OwO ye well. uWu Exit -PISTOL. ^-^ Doth :33 Fowtunye :33 pway x3 the uWu huswife with ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? -News uWu have UwU I :3 that x3 my ;;w;; Nyeww >_> is >_< dead :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ spitaw -Of ^w^ mawady of Fwance; -xDD And there x3 my rendezvous >_> is quite :3 cut off. -^-^ Owd UwU I UwU do wax; ÚwÚ and from x3 my ÚwÚ weawy x3 wimbs -xDD Honyouw >_> is :33 cudgeww'd. xDD Weww, ;;w;; bawd I'll tuwn, -xDD And ^-^ something lean to cutpuwse of ^w^ quick >w< hand. -;;w;; To England xDD wiww UwU I steal, ÚwÚ and there I'll ÚwÚ steaw; -xDD And >w< patches xDD wiww UwU I get >w< unto these cudgell'd ^-^ scaws, -xDD And >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ got them uWu in x3 the Gawwia waws. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Fwance. uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew uWu at one door, ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, ->_< WESTMOWEWAND, ÚwÚ and othew ÚwÚ WOWDS; uWu at another, x3 the >_< FWENCH ;;w;; KING, >w< QUEEN ISABEW, -x3 the >_> PWINCESS KATHERINE, ALICE, ÚwÚ and othew LADIES; x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUWGUNDY, -ÚwÚ and :33 his twain - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Peace to ÚwÚ this meeting, ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ we OwO awe OwO met! -uWu Unto UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and to UwU ouw ^-^ sistew, -:3 Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< faiw time of uWu day; joy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good wishes -;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU most >w< faiw ÚwÚ and princely xDD cousin Katherine. -^.^ And, >_< as :3 a branch ÚwÚ and member of ÚwÚ this OwO woyawty, -^-^ By ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this great assembly >_> is ^w^ contwiv'd, -We UwU do OwO sawute UwU you, >w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. -^.^ And, pwinces Fwench, ÚwÚ and ^-^ peews, ^.^ heawth to xDD you :33 aww! ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. x3 Wight joyous OwO awe ^.^ we to behowd x3 youw >w< face, -:3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Engwand; ^.^ faiwwy OwO met! -^w^ So OwO awe UwU you, pwinces Engwish, every onye. ->w< QUEEN ISABEL. ^w^ So ^w^ happy be x3 the ^w^ issue, ÚwÚ bwothew England, -Of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good day ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ this >_> gwacious meeting -;;w;; As ^.^ we OwO awe nyow uWu gwad to behowd x3 youw :33 eyes- -uWu Youw ^w^ eyes, which >_> hithewto uWu have ^.^ home uWu in ÚwÚ them, -^w^ Against x3 the OwO Fwench :3 that >w< met them uWu in uWu theiw xDD bent, -uWu The uWu fataw uWu bawws of >_> muwdewing basilisks; -uWu The ;;w;; venyom of xDD such looks, ^.^ we ^.^ faiwwy hope, -:3 Have wost uWu theiw quality; ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ this day -Shall change aww griefs ÚwÚ and quarrels x3 into love. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; To cwy ^-^ amen to :3 that, OwO thus ^.^ we :3 appeaw. ->w< QUEEN ISABEL. >_> You :3 Engwish pwinces an, UwU I UwU do OwO sawute OwO you. -BURGUNDY. OwO My >_> duty to xDD you xDD both, on equal xDD wuv, -UwU Gweat >_< Kings of Fwance ÚwÚ and England! :33 That UwU I uWu have labour'd -With aww x3 my UwU wits, x3 my pains, ÚwÚ and >w< stwong endeavouws, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing x3 youw UwU most ÚwÚ impewiaw >_< Majesties -uWu Unto ÚwÚ this ^-^ baw ÚwÚ and royal x3 intewview, -uWu Youw xDD mightinyess on both parts best ^.^ can witness. -Since xDD then x3 my ^.^ office hath UwU so uWu faw pwevaiw'd -:33 That OwO face to OwO face ÚwÚ and royal ^w^ eye to ^w^ eye ->_> You uWu have congreeted, wet >w< it nyot xDD disgwace ;;w;; me -;;w;; If UwU I demand, >w< befowe ÚwÚ this royal ^.^ view, ->_> What :3 wub ow >_> what x3 impediment there >_> is -Why :3 that x3 the nyaked, OwO poow, ÚwÚ and OwO mangwed uWu Peace, ->_< Deaw nyuwse of UwU awts, pwenties, ÚwÚ and >w< joyfuw ^w^ biwths, -Should nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this best >_< gawden of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Our ^.^ fewtiwe >_< Fwance, put x3 up her lovely >w< visage? -ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ she hath from Fwance ^w^ too ^-^ wong :33 been x3 chas'd! -xDD And aww her x3 husbandwy xDD doth >_< wie on ^-^ heaps, -Cowwupting uWu in >w< it UwU own fewtiwity. -:3 Hew vine, x3 the ^.^ mewwy cheerer of x3 the uWu heawt, -^w^ Unpwunyed :33 dies; her x3 hedges even-pweach'd, -Wike OwO pwisonyews ^-^ wiwdwy overgrown with hair, ->_> Put fowth disorder'd ^-^ twigs; her ;;w;; fawwow leas -uWu The dawnyew, UwU hemwock, ÚwÚ and rank :33 fumitowy, -^-^ Doth ^.^ woot upon, OwO whiwe :3 that x3 the x3 couwtew wusts -:33 That >_> shouwd ;;w;; dewacinyate xDD such x3 savagewy; -uWu The even ^.^ mead, :3 that erst ^.^ bwought sweetly fowth -uWu The freckled cowswip, buwnyet, ÚwÚ and green ^.^ cwuvw, -:3 Wanting x3 the >w< scythe, aww uncorrected, UwU wank, ->_< Conceives ^.^ by idwenyess, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing :3 teems -OwO But hateful ^w^ docks, OwO wough :33 thistwes, >_> kecksies, ^.^ buws, -OwO Wosing both beauty ÚwÚ and utility. -xDD And >_< as UwU ouw vineyards, fallows, ^.^ meads, ÚwÚ and >_> hedges, -^-^ Defective uWu in uWu theiw natures, gwow to wiwdnyess; -Even UwU so UwU ouw xDD houses ÚwÚ and ouwsewves ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen -:3 Have :3 wost, ow UwU do nyot :3 weawn fow ^.^ want of time, -uWu The xDD sciences :3 that >_> shouwd :33 become UwU ouw country; -OwO But xDD gwow, ^.^ wike savages- >_< as ^-^ sowdiews :33 wiww, -:33 That >_< nyothing UwU do >_> but ;;w;; meditate on blood- -;;w;; To swearing ÚwÚ and xDD stewn looks, :3 diffus'd xDD attiwe, -xDD And evewything :3 that ;;w;; seems ^w^ unnyatuwaw. ->_< Which to :3 weduce x3 into UwU ouw xDD fowmew ;;w;; favout ->_> You OwO awe xDD assembwed; ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ speech uWu entweats -:33 That UwU I OwO may ^.^ knyow x3 the wet >w< why ^-^ gentwe :3 Peace -Should nyot expew these inconvenyiences -xDD And ;;w;; bwess >_> us with her xDD fowmew qualities. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. If, >w< Duke of x3 Buwgundy, xDD you ^.^ wouwd x3 the uWu peace ->_< Whose ^.^ want ;;w;; gives gwowth to x3 th' ;;w;; impewfections ->_< Which xDD you uWu have cited, xDD you ^w^ must UwU buy :3 that uWu peace -With full ;;w;; accowd to aww UwU ouw >w< just >_< demands; ->_< Whose :33 tenyouws ÚwÚ and xDD pawticuwaw UwU effects ->_> You have, >_< enscheduw'd bwiefwy, uWu in x3 youw ^w^ hands. -BURGUNDY. uWu The ^w^ King hath heard OwO them; to x3 the which >_< as yet ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo answew >_> made. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Weww >w< then, x3 the ÚwÚ peace, ->_< Which xDD you >w< befowe UwU so x3 uwg'd, wies uWu in :33 his answer. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. UwU I uWu have >_> but with :3 a >_< cuwsowawy ^w^ eye -^.^ O'ewgwanced x3 the awticwes; xDD pweaseth x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To ÚwÚ appoint x3 some of x3 youw council presently -;;w;; To sit with >_> us >_> once >_> mowe, with xDD bettew :3 heed -;;w;; To we-suwvey ÚwÚ them, ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; suddenwy -ÚwÚ Pass UwU ouw xDD accept ÚwÚ and ^w^ pewemptowy answer. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Bwothew, ^.^ we >_< shaww. ^w^ Go, :33 uncwe >_< Exetew, -xDD And ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Cwawence, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, -Wawwick, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Huntington, OwO go with x3 the uWu King; -xDD And OwO take with xDD you fwee powew to >_> watify, -Augment, ow ^-^ awtew, >_< as x3 youw wisdoms best -Shall >_> see advantageable fow UwU ouw UwU dignyity, -x3 Any ^.^ thing uWu in ow x3 out of UwU ouw >_< demands; -xDD And we'll :3 consign >_< theweto. Will UwU you, >w< faiw ^-^ sistew, -Go with x3 the pwinces ow xDD stay OwO hewe with us? ->w< QUEEN ISABEL. Our >_> gwacious brother, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with OwO them; -Haply :3 a xDD woman's uWu voice OwO may UwU do x3 some UwU good, -x3 When articles ^w^ too nyicewy ;;w;; uwg'd be :33 stood :3 on. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Yet OwO weave UwU ouw xDD cousin >_> Kathewinye OwO hewe with us; -:33 She >_> is UwU ouw >w< capitaw demand, UwU compwis'd -OwO Within x3 the ;;w;; fowe-wank of UwU ouw >w< awticwes. ->w< QUEEN ISABEL. :33 She hath ÚwÚ good >_< weave. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING, KATHERINE, ÚwÚ and OwO AWICE -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Faiw Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU most faiw, -Will xDD you x3 vouchsafe to >_< teach :3 a soldier terms ->w< Such >_< as xDD wiww enter uWu at :3 a >_> wady's eaw, -xDD And pwead :33 his :3 wuv-suit to her ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ heawt? -KATHEWINyE. uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU shaww ÚwÚ mock OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak x3 youw ^w^ Engwand. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O >w< faiw Kathewinye, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww wuv ;;w;; me uWu soundwy with x3 youw -OwO Fwench uWu heawt, UwU I xDD wiww be uWu gwad to hear xDD you x3 confess >w< it brokenly with -x3 youw :3 Engwish :33 tongue. Do xDD you ^.^ wike uWu me, Kate? -KATHEWINyE. Pardonnez-moi, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is ^.^ wike x3 me. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ An ÚwÚ angew >_> is ^.^ wike UwU you, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike >w< an OwO angew. -KATHEWINyE. Que dit-il? xDD que x3 je suis semblable :3 a >w< wes ^-^ anges? -:33 AWICE. >_< Oui, ^w^ vwaiment, sauf votre gwace, ^w^ ainsi dit-il. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I uWu said >_> so, uWu deaw Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must nyot bwush to -affiwm :3 it. -KATHEWINyE. x3 O OwO bon UwU Dieu! >w< wes langues ^.^ des hommes x3 sont xDD pweinyes UwU de -uWu twompewies. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What ;;w;; says uWu she, >w< faiw onye? :3 that x3 the tongues of ;;w;; men OwO awe -full of ^.^ deceits? -:33 AWICE. >_< Oui, ^.^ dat UwU de tongues of UwU de mans >_> is be full of ^.^ deceits- ^.^ dat >_> is -UwU de >_> Pwincess. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The Pwincess >_> is x3 the xDD bettew OwO Engwish-woman. xDD I' ^w^ faith, -^.^ Kate, x3 my :33 wooing >_> is ;;w;; fit fow >w< thy understanding: UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD thou -;;w;; canst speak nyo xDD bettew English; fow >_> if xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, xDD thou wouldst -find ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a uWu pwain x3 king :3 that xDD thou wouldst think UwU I xDD had sold x3 my -;;w;; fawm to UwU buy x3 my crown. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo ways to mince >w< it uWu in xDD wuv, >_> but -xDD diwectwy to >_> say ÚwÚ 'I wuv >w< you.' Then, >_> if xDD you urge ;;w;; me ^-^ fawthew than -to >_> say UwU 'Do xDD you uWu in ^w^ faith?' UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 out x3 my OwO suit. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw -answer; :33 i' ^w^ faith, do; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_< cwap ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 bawgain. How >_> say -UwU you, x3 wady? -KATHEWINyE. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, ;;w;; me understand well. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Mawwy, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd put ;;w;; me to uWu vewses ow to UwU dance fow -x3 youw ^w^ sake, ^.^ Kate, >w< why xDD you undid OwO me; fow x3 the one UwU I uWu have :3 nyeithew -wowds nor uWu measuwe, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the othew UwU I uWu have nyo ÚwÚ stwength uWu in -uWu measuwe, yet :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe UwU measuwe uWu in :33 stwength. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd x3 win :3 a -uWu wady uWu at weap-fwog, ow ^.^ by xDD vauwting x3 into x3 my ^w^ saddwe with x3 my ^-^ awmouw -on x3 my back, :33 undew x3 the correction of ^.^ bwagging be >w< it spoken, UwU I ->_> shouwd quickly ^-^ weap x3 into x3 wife. :33 Ow >_> if UwU I ^w^ might buffet fow x3 my xDD wuv, -ow bound x3 my UwU howse fow her favouws, UwU I couwd uWu way on ^.^ wike :3 a uWu butchew, -ÚwÚ and sit ^.^ wike :3 a x3 jack-an-apes, >_< nyevew off. But, >w< befowe :33 God, ^.^ Kate, UwU I -;;w;; cannyot wook greenly, nor uWu gasp x3 out x3 my cloquence, nor UwU I uWu have nyo -x3 cunnying uWu in :33 pwotestation; >w< onwy downwight oaths, which UwU I >_< nyevew use ->w< tiww x3 uwg'd, nor >_< nyevew bweak fow >w< uwging. ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst wuv :3 a -fewwow of ÚwÚ this :33 tempew, ^.^ Kate, x3 whose OwO face >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth OwO sunbuwnying, -:3 that >_< nyevew :33 wooks uWu in :33 his gwass fow wuv of ;;w;; anything ^.^ he sees thewe, -wet ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye be >w< thy ^w^ cook. UwU I speak to uWu thee uWu pwain OwO sowdiew. ;;w;; If xDD thou -;;w;; canst wuv ;;w;; me fow uWu this, OwO take OwO me; >_> if >_> nyot, to >_> say to uWu thee :3 that UwU I -UwU shaww ^-^ die >_> is UwU twue- >_> but fow >w< thy xDD wuv, ^.^ by x3 the Wowd, ^.^ nyo; yet UwU I wuv -uWu thee UwU too. xDD And OwO whiwe xDD thou ÚwÚ wiv'st, uWu deaw ^.^ Kate, OwO take :3 a fewwow of -uWu pwain ÚwÚ and uncoined ^.^ constancy; fow ^.^ he ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must UwU do uWu thee wight, -uWu because ^.^ he hath nyot x3 the ^w^ gift to ^.^ woo uWu in othew >_> pwaces; fow these -^w^ fewwows of :3 infinyite ;;w;; tongue, :3 that ^.^ can ^-^ whyme x3 themsewves x3 into -;;w;; wadies' favouws, ;;w;; they UwU do awways reason x3 themsewves x3 out ;;w;; again. -What! :3 a speakew >_> is >_> but :3 a >w< pwatew: :3 a ^-^ whyme >_> is >_> but :3 a UwU bawwad. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ->_< weg xDD wiww uWu faww; :3 a ^w^ stwaight back xDD wiww ÚwÚ stoop; :3 a black ^w^ beawd xDD wiww -turn ^w^ white; :3 a :3 cuww'd OwO pate xDD wiww gwow ^w^ bawd; :3 a >w< faiw OwO face xDD wiww -xDD withew; :3 a full ^w^ eye xDD wiww OwO wax ^w^ howwow. OwO But :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, ^.^ Kate, >_> is -x3 the sun ÚwÚ and x3 the moon; or, UwU wathew, x3 the sun, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the :3 moon- fow ->w< it uWu shinyes uWu bwight ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew changes, >_> but keeps :33 his course UwU twuwy. -;;w;; If xDD thou ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD such :3 a one, OwO take OwO me; ÚwÚ and OwO take uWu me, OwO take :3 a -UwU sowdiew; OwO take :3 a sowdiew, OwO take :3 a king. xDD And >_> what say'st UwU thou, >w< then, -to x3 my love? ÚwÚ Speak, x3 my faiw, ÚwÚ and >w< faiwwy, UwU I pray thee. -KATHEWINyE. Is >w< it OwO possibwe ^.^ dat UwU I UwU souwd wuv UwU de ;;w;; enyemy of France? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is nyot OwO possibwe xDD you >_> shouwd wuv x3 the ;;w;; enyemy of ->_< Fwance, ^.^ Kate, >_> but uWu in >w< woving ;;w;; me xDD you >_> shouwd wuv x3 the :33 fwiend of -Fwance; fow UwU I wuv Fwance UwU so weww :3 that UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt with :3 a -^-^ viwwage of uWu it; UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >w< it aww ^w^ minye. ^.^ And, ^.^ Kate, when Fwance >_> is ->_< minye ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, xDD then >_> youws >_> is Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe ^w^ minye. -KATHEWINyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is ^-^ dat. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, Kate? UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu thee uWu in Fwench, which UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe -xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> tongue ^.^ wike :3 a new-married >w< wife about her -husband's neck, hardly to be >_> shook off. >w< Je uWu quand sur ^.^ we ->w< possession UwU de >_< Fwance, ^w^ et uWu quand vous avez ^.^ we >w< possession UwU de ^-^ moi- -wet ;;w;; me see, >_> what ^w^ then? Saint Denyis be x3 my ^w^ speed!- :33 donc votre ;;w;; est -Fwance ^w^ et vous ^.^ etes miennye. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy fow uWu me, ^.^ Kate, to -conquer x3 the ^w^ kingdom >_< as to speak UwU so much ^.^ mowe Fwench: UwU I UwU shaww ->_< nyevew move uWu thee uWu in Fwench, ^w^ unwess >w< it be to laugh uWu at x3 me. -KATHEWINyE. :3 Sauf votre honnyeuw, ^.^ we uWu Fwancais xDD que vous :33 pawwez, x3 iw ;;w;; est -meilleur xDD que ^.^ w'Angwais wequew x3 je parle. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, :3 is't >_> nyot, ;;w;; Kate; >_> but >w< thy speaking of x3 my -;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD thinye, UwU most :33 twuwy :3 fawsewy, ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be >_> gwanted to -be much uWu at onye. But, ^.^ Kate, dost xDD thou understand OwO thus much -UwU Engwish- ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou wuv me? -KATHEWINyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Can xDD any of x3 youw neighbours uWu teww, Kate? I'll ^w^ ask OwO them. -^.^ Come, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wuvst OwO me; ÚwÚ and uWu at night, when xDD you come x3 into -x3 youw closet, you'ww ;;w;; question ÚwÚ this :33 gentwewoman about OwO me; ÚwÚ and UwU I -knyow, ^.^ Kate, xDD you xDD wiww to her OwO dispwaise UwU those parts uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that xDD you -wuv with x3 youw ;;w;; heawt. But, ÚwÚ good ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me mewcifuwwy; x3 the -UwU wathew, ^-^ gentwe xDD Pwincess, uWu because UwU I wuv uWu thee OwO cwuewwy. ;;w;; If OwO evew -xDD thou UwU beest >_> minye, ^.^ Kate, >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO saving :33 faith within ;;w;; me uWu tewws -;;w;; me xDD thou >w< shawt, UwU I get uWu thee with scambwing, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ must >_< thewefowe ->_< nyeeds ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu sowdiew-bweedew. Shall nyot xDD thou ÚwÚ and I, ^-^ between -Saint Denyis ÚwÚ and Saint ;;w;; Geowge, ÚwÚ compound :3 a ^-^ boy, half Fwench, half -Engwish, :3 that UwU shaww OwO go to Constantinople ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 the ^w^ Tuwk ^.^ by x3 the -OwO beawd? Shall ^.^ we ^w^ nyot? >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my >w< faiw ;;w;; fwowew-de-wuce? -KATHEWINyE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow ^-^ dat. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Nyo: UwU 'tis heweaftew to knyow, >_> but nyow to pwomise; UwU do >_> but -nyow ;;w;; pwomise, ^.^ Kate, xDD you xDD wiww endeavouw fow x3 youw OwO Fwench ÚwÚ pawt of -xDD such :3 a ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ and fow x3 my :3 Engwish >_> moiety OwO take x3 the ;;w;; wowd of :3 a x3 king ÚwÚ and -:3 a x3 bachewow. How answew UwU you, UwU wa >_> pwus ÚwÚ bewwe >_> Kathewinye OwO du xDD monde, UwU mon -tres chew ^w^ et uWu divin deesse? -KATHEWINyE. uWu Youw xDD Majestee ^w^ ave >_< fausse OwO Fwench enough to >w< deceive UwU de -UwU most sage >_> damoisewwe ^.^ dat >_> is xDD en Fwance. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Nyow, fie ;;w;; upon x3 my UwU fawse xDD Fwench! ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, uWu in true -Engwish, UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Kate; ^.^ by which honour UwU I dawe nyot >_< sweaw xDD thou -wuvst OwO me; yet x3 my :3 bwood ÚwÚ begins to flatter ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, -:3 nyotwithstanding x3 the poor ÚwÚ and untempering ^w^ effect of x3 my ^-^ visage. Now -:3 beshwew x3 my father's x3 ambition! >w< He UwU was uWu thinking of ÚwÚ civiw UwU waws when -^.^ he ^w^ got OwO me; >_< thewefowe UwU was UwU I created with :3 a ^-^ stubbown :3 outside, with ->w< an uWu aspect of uWu iwon, :3 that when UwU I come to ^.^ woo ^.^ wadies UwU I :33 fwight OwO them. -But, uWu in ^w^ faith, ^.^ Kate, x3 the :33 ewdew UwU I :3 wax, x3 the xDD bettew UwU I UwU shaww >_< appeaw: -x3 my uWu comfowt ;;w;; is, :3 that ;;w;; owd age, :3 that uWu in layer-up of >w< beauty, ^.^ can UwU do -nyo ^.^ mowe :33 spoiw ;;w;; upon x3 my face; xDD thou x3 hast uWu me, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast uWu me, uWu at x3 the -wowst; ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^-^ weaw uWu me, >_> if xDD thou ^-^ weaw uWu me, xDD bettew ÚwÚ and -^-^ bettew. xDD And >_< thewefowe tell uWu me, UwU most >w< faiw Kathewinye, xDD wiww xDD you uWu have -me? >_> Put x3 off x3 youw >_< maiden bwushes; OwO avouch x3 the >_< thoughts of x3 youw ->_< heawt with x3 the :33 wooks of >w< an ^-^ empwess; OwO take ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and >_> say -OwO 'Hawwy of England, UwU I ^w^ am :3 thinye.' >_< Which ;;w;; wowd xDD thou shalt nyo :33 soonyew -;;w;; bwess >_< minye ear withal >_> but UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu thee >_< awoud ^-^ 'Engwand >_> is -xDD thinye, Iwewand >_> is xDD thinye, Fwance >_> is xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and Henwy OwO Pwantagenyet ->_> is thinye'; who, ^w^ though UwU I speak >w< it >w< befowe :33 his >w< face, >_> if ^.^ he be nyot -fewwow with x3 the best OwO king, xDD thou shalt find x3 the best x3 king of ÚwÚ good -fellows. ^.^ Come, x3 youw answew uWu in xDD bwoken x3 music- fow >w< thy uWu voice >_> is -uWu music ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 Engwish bwoken; OwO thewefowe, xDD Queen of all, Kathewinye, -bweak >w< thy ^-^ mind to ;;w;; me uWu in xDD bwoken Engwish, wiwt xDD thou uWu have me? -KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Dat >_> is >_< as >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease UwU de uWu woi UwU mon ;;w;; pewe. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Nyay, >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease ^.^ him weww, >w< Kate- >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease -:3 him, OwO Kate. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Den >w< it sall awso :3 content x3 me. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Upon :3 that UwU I :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ can xDD you x3 my >w< queen. -KATHEWINyE. Waissez, UwU mon :33 seignyeuw, laissez, :3 waissez! Ma foi, x3 je nye -veux :33 point xDD que vous UwU abaissiez votre x3 gwandeuw xDD en UwU baisant UwU wa :33 main -d'unye, notre :33 seignyeuw, indignye serviteur; excusez-moi, x3 je vous -supplie, UwU mon tres x3 puissant seigneur. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss x3 youw :3 wips, OwO Kate. -KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Wes ÚwÚ dames ^w^ et >_< demoisewwes pouw UwU etwe UwU baisees OwO devant leur -noces, x3 iw n'est ^.^ pas UwU wa coutume UwU de Fwance. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Madame x3 my interpreter, >_> what ;;w;; says >_< she? -:33 AWICE. ^.^ Dat >w< it >_> is nyot be UwU de fashion pouw ^.^ we ^.^ wadies of ^-^ Fwance- UwU I -;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is baiser xDD en Angwish. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; To >w< kiss. -:33 AWICE. uWu Youw xDD Majestee entendwe >_< bettwe xDD que :3 moi. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 a fashion fow x3 the ^w^ maids uWu in Fwance to :3 kiss ->w< befowe ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< mawwied, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she ^.^ say? -:33 AWICE. >_< Oui, vwaiment. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ Kate, UwU nyice UwU customs :3 cuwtsy to great OwO kings. >_< Deaw ^.^ Kate, -xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be >_< confin'd within x3 the xDD weak ÚwÚ wist of :3 a >_> countwy's -fashion; ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the >_> makews of :3 mannyews, ;;w;; Kate; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ wibewty :3 that -xDD fowwows UwU ouw pwaces xDD stops x3 the xDD mouth of aww find-fauwts- >_< as UwU I xDD wiww -UwU do >_> youws fow UwU uphowding x3 the UwU nyice fashion of x3 youw countwy uWu in -:33 denying ;;w;; me :3 a >_< kiss; OwO thewefowe, x3 patientwy ÚwÚ and yiewding. >w< [Kissing -:3 hew] >_> You uWu have uWu witchcwaft uWu in x3 youw :3 wips, ^-^ Kate: there >_> is ^.^ mowe -eloquence uWu in :3 a ^-^ sugaw :33 touch of them than uWu in x3 the tongues of x3 the -OwO Fwench ^-^ counciw; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_> shouwd :33 soonyew :33 pewsuade Henwy of England -than :3 a general x3 petition of :3 monyawchs. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 fathew. - -Entew x3 the >_< FWENCH ^.^ POWEW ÚwÚ and x3 the ENGLISH ;;w;; WOWDS - -BURGUNDY. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! OwO My royal OwO cousin, -:3 Teach xDD you UwU ouw ^-^ pwincess >_> Engwish? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have her ÚwÚ weawn, x3 my >w< faiw OwO cousin, >w< how pewfectwy UwU I -wuv >w< hew; ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ good Engwish. -BURGUNDY. Is ^.^ she nyot uWu apt? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Our >_> tongue >_> is wough, x3 coz, ÚwÚ and x3 my condition >_> is nyot -smooth; UwU so :3 that, xDD having :3 nyeithew x3 the uWu voice nor x3 the >_< heawt of ->w< fwattewy about uWu me, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU so x3 conjuwe x3 up x3 the ^w^ spiwit of wuv uWu in -her :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww appeaw uWu in :33 his true :3 wikenyess. -BURGUNDY. ^w^ Pawdon x3 the frankness of x3 my :33 miwth, >_> if UwU I answew xDD you fow -x3 that. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd x3 conjuwe uWu in hew, xDD you ^w^ must >_< make :3 a circle; >_> if -x3 conjuwe x3 up wuv uWu in her uWu in :33 his true likeness, ^.^ he ^w^ must appeaw nyaked -ÚwÚ and bwind. UwU Can xDD you uWu bwame hew, >w< then, ^.^ being :3 a >_< maid yet UwU wos'd uvw -with x3 the ;;w;; viwgin >_< cwimson of OwO modesty, >_> if ^.^ she UwU deny x3 the xDD appeawance of -:3 a nyaked ^w^ bwind ;;w;; boy uWu in her nyaked ^-^ seeing self? ^.^ It uWu wewe, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a -x3 hawd condition fow :3 a >_< maid to :3 consign ;;w;; to. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; they UwU do >_> wink ÚwÚ and :33 yiewd, >_< as wuv >_> is ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and -enforces. -BURGUNDY. ^-^ They OwO awe xDD then excus'd, x3 my uWu wowd, when ;;w;; they >_> see nyot >_> what -;;w;; they xDD do. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, >_< teach x3 youw xDD cousin to >_< consent -winking. -BURGUNDY. UwU I xDD wiww >_> wink on her to ^.^ consent, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww >_< teach -her to ^.^ knyow x3 my ^.^ meanying; fow ^w^ maids weww ;;w;; summew'd ÚwÚ and wawm :33 kept OwO awe -^.^ wike fwies uWu at >_> Bawthowomew-tide, ÚwÚ bwind, ^w^ though ;;w;; they uWu have uWu theiw -eyes; ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO enduwe OwO handwing, which >w< befowe ^.^ wouwd nyot -abide ^w^ wooking :3 on. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. This :3 mowaw ;;w;; ties ;;w;; me uvw to time ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 hot summer; ÚwÚ and -UwU so UwU I UwU shaww catch x3 the fly, x3 youw OwO cousin, uWu in x3 the UwU wattew ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -^w^ must be ^w^ bwind UwU too. -BURGUNDY. ;;w;; As wuv ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< befowe >w< it :3 wuvs. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ It >_> is so; ÚwÚ and xDD you may, x3 some of UwU you, >_> thank wuv fow x3 my -bwindnyess, who ;;w;; cannyot >_> see UwU many :3 a >w< faiw OwO Fwench UwU city fow one >w< faiw -OwO Fwench >_< maid :3 that >w< stands uWu in x3 my >_> way. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you >_> see them UwU pewspectivewy, x3 the ^w^ cities -turned x3 into :3 a >_> maid; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe aww ;;w;; giwdwed with >_< maiden OwO wawws -:3 that >w< waw hath >_< nyevew ent'red. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Shall Kate be x3 my :33 wife? ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^w^ So uWu pwease OwO you. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, UwU so x3 the >_< maiden ^w^ cities xDD you tawk of OwO may wait -on >w< hew; UwU so x3 the >_< maid :3 that :33 stood uWu in x3 the uWu way fow x3 my ÚwÚ wish UwU shaww x3 show -;;w;; me x3 the uWu way to x3 my :33 wiww. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. We uWu have :3 consented to aww terms of reason. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Is't >_> so, x3 my wowds of Engwand? -WESTMORELAND. uWu The x3 king hath >_> gwanted every UwU awticwe: -ÚwÚ His daughter first; ÚwÚ and xDD then uWu in :33 sequew, all, -x3 Accowding to uWu theiw >w< fiwm proposed natures. -UwU EXETEW. Onwy ^.^ he hath nyot yet subscribed :33 this: -Whewe x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty uWu demands :3 that x3 the ^w^ King of >_< Fwance, xDD having xDD any -;;w;; occasion to >w< wwite fow ;;w;; mattew of grant, UwU shaww xDD nyame x3 youw >_> Highnyess -uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowm ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ this addition, uWu in Fwench, ;;w;; Nyotwe tres chew -fiws >_< Henwi, Roi >_< d'Angwetewwe, xDD Hewitiew UwU de Fwance; ÚwÚ and OwO thus uWu in -xDD Watin, Praeclarissimus UwU fiwius :33 nyostew UwU Henwicus, xDD Wex OwO Angwiae ^w^ et -Haewes Fwanciae. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. x3 Nyow ÚwÚ this UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, brother, UwU so >w< denyied -OwO But UwU ouw request UwU shaww >_< make ;;w;; me wet >w< it :3 pass. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I pray UwU you, >w< then, uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and uWu deaw alliance, -Let :3 that one uWu awticwe rank with x3 the rest; -xDD And thereupon UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< daughtew. ->_< FWENCH >w< KING. ^.^ Take hew, >w< faiw x3 son, ÚwÚ and from her :3 bwood >w< waise x3 up -xDD Issue to OwO me; :3 that x3 the ^w^ contending OwO kingdoms -Of Fwance ÚwÚ and England, x3 whose xDD vewy uWu showes wook pawe -With :3 envy of >_< each ;;w;; othew's happinyess, -^-^ May xDD cease uWu theiw hatwed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu deaw conjunction -ÚwÚ Pwant neighbourhood ÚwÚ and Christian-like ;;w;; accowd -^w^ In uWu theiw x3 sweet UwU bosoms, :3 that >_< nyevew >w< waw advance -ÚwÚ His xDD bweeding xDD swowd 'twixt England ÚwÚ and >w< faiw Fwance. -ÚwÚ WOWDS. :3 Amen! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Nyow, ;;w;; wewcome, ;;w;; Kate; ÚwÚ and UwU beaw ;;w;; me >_> witnyess all, -:33 That OwO hewe UwU I :3 kiss her >_< as x3 my suvweign >w< queen. >w< [Fwouwish] ->w< QUEEN ISABEL. :33 God, x3 the best >w< makew of aww marriages, -uWu Combinye x3 youw heawts uWu in one, x3 youw xDD weawms uWu in one! -;;w;; As x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 wife, ^.^ being >_> two, OwO awe one uWu in xDD wuv, -^w^ So be there 'twixt x3 youw OwO kingdoms xDD such :3 a xDD spousaw -:33 That >_< nyevew OwO may :33 iww ^.^ office ow UwU feww jeawousy, ->_< Which troubles ;;w;; oft x3 the x3 bed of blessed ^.^ mawwiage, -Thrust uWu in ^-^ between x3 the >w< paction of these >_< kingdoms, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 divowce of uWu theiw incorporate league; -:33 That :3 Engwish OwO may >_< as Fwench, OwO Fwench :33 Engwishmen, -Receive >_< each :3 othew. ^w^ God speak ÚwÚ this :3 Amen! -uWu AWW. :3 Amen! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Pwepawe ^.^ we fow UwU ouw mawwiage; on which ^-^ day, -OwO My Lord of x3 Buwgundy, we'll OwO take x3 youw ;;w;; oath, -xDD And aww x3 the peers', fow surety of UwU ouw uWu weagues. -UwU Then UwU shaww UwU I >_< sweaw to ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and xDD you to uWu me, -xDD And OwO may UwU ouw >w< oaths weww :33 kept ÚwÚ and pwosp'wous OwO be! -Sennet. Exeunt - -:33 EPIWOGUE -EPILOGUE. - -Entew CHORUS - ->_< CHOWUS. ^-^ Thus far, with OwO wough ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aww-unyabwe pen, -Our x3 bending ÚwÚ authow hath >_< puwsu'd x3 the story, -^w^ In xDD wittwe >_> woom ^-^ confinying ^-^ mighty men, -Mangwing ^.^ by starts x3 the full course of uWu theiw glory. ->w< Smaww time, but, uWu in :3 that >w< smaww, UwU most OwO gweatwy >_< wived -This :33 staw of ^w^ Engwand. :33 Fowtunye UwU made :33 his ^-^ swowd; -^-^ By which x3 the OwO wowwd's best >_< gawden ^.^ he ;;w;; achieved, -xDD And of >w< it left :33 his >_< son ÚwÚ impewiaw OwO wowd. -Henwy x3 the >_< Sixth, uWu in xDD infant ^.^ bands cwown'd x3 king -Of Fwance ÚwÚ and England, uWu did ÚwÚ this x3 king x3 succeed; ->_< Whose >w< state UwU so UwU many xDD had x3 the ^.^ manyaging -:33 That ;;w;; they wost Fwance ÚwÚ and UwU made :33 his England ^.^ bweed; ->_< Which ;;w;; oft UwU ouw stage hath :3 shown; x3 and, fow uWu theiw ^w^ sake, -^w^ In x3 youw >w< faiw minds wet ÚwÚ this >w< acceptance >_< take. uWu Exit - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -:33 1592 - -^-^ THE uWu FIWST OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, :33 uncwe to x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and Protector -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, :33 uncwe to x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and Regent of Fwance -THOMAS x3 BEAUFOWT, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 EXETEW, uWu gweat-uncwe to x3 the x3 king -OwO HENWY x3 BEAUFOWT, uWu gweat-uncwe to x3 the OwO King, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, -ÚwÚ and afterwards x3 CAWDINyAW ->_< JOHN x3 BEAUFOWT, EARL ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET, afterwards >w< Duke -UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, >_< son of Richard wate ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, -afterwards ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK -EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK -EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY -EARL ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK ->w< WOWD TALBOT, afterwards EARL ÚwÚ OF UwU SHWEWSBUWY ->_< JOHN TALBOT, :33 his >_< son -;;w;; EDMUND x3 MOWTIMEW, EARL ÚwÚ OF :3 MAWCH -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM WUCY -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM ^.^ GWANSDAWE -ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS GARGRAVE ->_< MAYOW of >_> WONDON -:3 WOODVIWWE, Wieutenyant of x3 the ^-^ Towew -:3 VEWNyON, of x3 the ^-^ White >_< Wose ow York ^w^ faction -BASSET, of x3 the UwU Wed >_< Wose ow :3 Wancastew ^w^ faction -^-^ A LAWYER -;;w;; GAOWEWS, to ^-^ Mowtimew -CHAWWES, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ and afterwards ^w^ King of Fwance -REIGNIER, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :33 ANJOU, ÚwÚ and >_> tituwaw ^w^ King of Nyapwes -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 BUWGUNDY -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF uWu AWENCON -BASTARD ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS ->w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ OF >w< PAWIS -MASTEW-GUNNyEW ÚwÚ OF UwU OWWEANS, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ SON -GENyEWAW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE >_< FWENCH FOWCES uWu in xDD Bowdeaux -^-^ A >_< FWENCH SEWGEANT -^-^ A ^.^ POWTEW -UwU AN OLD x3 SHEPHEWD, >w< fathew to UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle ->_> MAWGAWET, daughter to Weignyiew, afterwards mawwied to -^w^ King Henwy -^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ OF AUVERGNE ->_> JOAN LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, >_> Commonwy ^w^ cawwed >_> JOAN ÚwÚ OF ARC - -;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Wawdews of x3 the Towew, x3 Hewawds, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, -Messengews, :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and OwO Fwench xDD Attendants. xDD Fiends appearing -to :33 Wa Pucelle - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England ÚwÚ and Fwance - - - - -uWu The First Pawt of ^w^ King Henwy x3 the Sixth - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -^-^ Westminstew uWu Abbey - -Dead ^-^ Mawch. Entew x3 the ;;w;; funyewaw of ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE >_< FIFTH, -^w^ attended on ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, Regent of >_< Fwance, -x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ;;w;; Pwotectow, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 EXETEW, -x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF >_> WINCHESTEW - -BEDFORD. >_> Hung be x3 the heavens with black, yield day to -night! Comets, UwU impowting change of times ÚwÚ and states, -OwO Bwandish x3 youw >_> cwystaw >w< twesses uWu in x3 the sky -xDD And with them scourge x3 the :33 bad uWu wevowting stars -:33 That uWu have :3 consented >w< unto >_> Henwy's ;;w;; death! -^w^ King Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, ^w^ too famous to ^w^ wive uWu wong! -England ^w^ nye'ew wost :3 a x3 king of UwU so much uWu wowth. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. England ^w^ nye'ew xDD had :3 a x3 king ÚwÚ untiw :33 his uWu time. -x3 Viwtue ^.^ he :33 had, desewving to :33 command; -ÚwÚ His :3 bwandish'd xDD swowd uWu did ^w^ bwind ;;w;; men with :33 his OwO beams; -ÚwÚ His :3 awms ;;w;; spwead wider than :3 a ÚwÚ dwagon's xDD wings; -ÚwÚ His :33 spawkwing ^w^ eyes, UwU wepwete with wrathful ^w^ fiwe, -uWu Mowe dazzled ÚwÚ and >_< dwuv back :33 his >_< enyemies -Than ;;w;; mid-day sun >_< fiewce UwU bent OwO against uWu theiw UwU faces. ->_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ say? ÚwÚ His >_< deeds xDD exceed aww speech: ->w< He ^w^ nye'ew lift x3 up :33 his uWu hand >_> but conquered. -UwU EXETEW. We mouwn uWu in x3 bwack; >w< why mouwn ^.^ we nyot uWu in >_< bwood? -Henwy >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew UwU shaww revive. ->_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wooden UwU coffin ^.^ we >w< attend; -xDD And ^w^ death's dishonourable OwO victowy -We with UwU ouw ÚwÚ statewy x3 pwesence glorify, -Wike captives bound to :3 a x3 twiumphant car. -What! UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU cuwse x3 the >_> pwanyets of >_< mishap -:33 That ^-^ pwotted OwO thus UwU ouw glory's :3 uvwthwow? -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we think x3 the subtwe-witted OwO Fwench -uWu Conjuwews ÚwÚ and sowcewews, :3 that, :33 afwaid of :3 him, -^-^ By >w< magic uWu vewses uWu have contriv'd :33 his >w< end? -WINCHESTEW. >w< He UwU was :3 a x3 king uWu bwess'd of x3 the ^w^ King of >w< kings; -uWu Unto x3 the OwO Fwench x3 the :3 dweadfuw x3 judgment-day -^w^ So :3 dweadfuw xDD wiww nyot be >_< as UwU was :33 his :33 sight. -uWu The :3 battwes of x3 the Lord of >_< Hosts ^.^ he ^w^ fought; -uWu The Church's >_< pwayews UwU made ^.^ him UwU so ^w^ pwospewous. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The Church! Whewe >_> is :33 it? xDD Had nyot ^-^ chuwchmen -^.^ pway'd, -ÚwÚ His :3 thwead of >w< wife xDD had nyot UwU so >w< soon ^.^ decay'd. -^-^ Nyonye UwU do xDD you ^.^ wike >_> but >w< an effeminyate >_< pwince, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ wike :3 a school-boy xDD you OwO may UwU uvwawe. -WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, whate'er ^.^ we :3 wike, xDD thou awt -Protector -xDD And wookest to ÚwÚ command x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and weawm. -x3 Thy >w< wife >_> is ^.^ pwoud; ^.^ she holdeth uWu thee uWu in OwO awe -uWu Mowe than ^w^ God ow religious ^-^ chuwchmen may. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyame nyot ^w^ wewigion, fow xDD thou >_> wov'st x3 the flesh; -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the xDD yeaw to ^-^ chuwch xDD thou ^-^ go'st, -UwU Except >w< it be to pray OwO against >w< thy foes. -BEDFORD. Cease, xDD cease these ^w^ jaws ÚwÚ and xDD west x3 youw minds uWu in :3 peace; -:3 Wet's to x3 the altar. x3 Hewawds, wait on >_> us. -^-^ Instead of ^.^ gowd, we'll offer x3 up UwU ouw awms, -Since :3 awms avaiw >_> nyot, nyow :3 that >_> Henwy's uWu dead. -Posterity, xDD await fow wwetched years, -x3 When uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ mothews' >_> moist'nyed eyes babes UwU shaww x3 suck, -Our isle be UwU made :3 a nourish of ^-^ sawt ^-^ teaws, -xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but x3 women left to waiw x3 the uWu dead. -OwO HENWY x3 the :33 Fifth, >w< thy xDD ghost UwU I ^.^ invocate: -:33 Pwospew ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, >_< keep >w< it from ÚwÚ civiw bwoiws, -UwU Combat with advewse >_> pwanyets uWu in x3 the heavens. -^-^ A uWu faw ^.^ mowe glorious :33 staw >w< thy :3 souw xDD wiww >_< make -Than Julius Caesaw ow uWu bwight - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My ^.^ honyouwabwe wowds, ^.^ heawth to xDD you :33 aww! -x3 Sad UwU tidings ;;w;; bwing UwU I to xDD you x3 out of >_< Fwance, -Of woss, of slaughter, ÚwÚ and ^w^ discomfituwe: -Guienne, ÚwÚ Champagnye, Rheims, ^.^ Owweans, ->_< Pawis, ÚwÚ Guysows, >_< Poictiews, OwO awe aww quite :3 wost. -BEDFORD. >_> What say'st UwU thou, ^w^ man, >w< befowe >_< dead >_> Henwy's corse? -^w^ Speak softly, ow x3 the ^-^ woss of UwU those great UwU towns -Will >_< make ^.^ him burst :33 his lead ÚwÚ and rise from death. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Is Paris lost? Is ;;w;; Wouen yiewded uWu up? -;;w;; If Henwy :3 wewe ÚwÚ wecaww'd to >w< wife OwO again, -;;w;; These nyews ^.^ wouwd cause ^.^ him >_> once ^.^ mowe yield x3 the ghost. -UwU EXETEW. How :3 wewe ;;w;; they lost? >_> What tweachewy UwU was OwO us'd? -x3 MESSENGEW. No :33 tweachewy, >_> but ^.^ want of ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and money. -^-^ Amongst x3 the ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ muttewed -:33 That OwO hewe xDD you ÚwÚ maintain sevewaw :33 factions; -xDD And whiwst :3 a field >_> shouwd be x3 dispatch'd ÚwÚ and :33 fought, ->_> You OwO awe >_< disputing of x3 youw UwU genyewaws: -x3 Onye ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 wing'wing ^-^ waws, with xDD wittwe cost; -ÚwÚ Anyothew ^.^ wouwd fwy swift, >_> but :33 wanteth xDD wings; -^-^ A thiwd thinks, ^-^ without expense uWu at all, -^-^ By guileful >w< faiw wowds uWu peace OwO may be ^-^ obtain'd. -xDD Awake, >w< awake, :3 Engwish :33 nyobiwity! -Let nyot sloth dim x3 youw honours, new-begot. -uWu Cwopp'd OwO awe x3 the fwowew-de-wuces uWu in x3 youw arms; -Of Engwand's >_> coat one half >_> is :3 cut xDD away. -UwU EXETEW. ^.^ Wewe UwU ouw tears ^-^ wanting to ÚwÚ this :33 funyewaw, -;;w;; These UwU tidings ^.^ wouwd caww fowth uWu theiw :33 fwowing ^.^ tides. -BEDFORD. x3 Me ;;w;; they concern; Regent UwU I ^w^ am of Fwance. -Give ;;w;; me x3 my x3 steewed OwO coat; I'll >w< fight fow Fwance. -UwU Away with these disgwacefuw x3 waiwing :3 wobes! ->w< Wounds xDD wiww UwU I xDD wend x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ instead of ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; To xDD weep uWu theiw ^.^ intewmissive :33 misewies. - -Entew :3 a second MESSENGEW - -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Wowds, x3 view these x3 wettews full of :33 bad ->_> mischance. -Fwance >_> is ^w^ wevowted from x3 the :3 Engwish UwU quite, -UwU Except x3 some petty UwU towns of nyo xDD impowt. -uWu The uWu Dauphin >_> Chawwes >_> is ^.^ cwownyed x3 king uWu in Wheims; -uWu The :33 Bastawd of Owweans with ^.^ him >_> is join'd; -Weignyiew, >w< Duke of Anjou, xDD doth OwO take :33 his ^w^ pawt; -uWu The >w< Duke of OwO Awencon flieth to :33 his ^w^ side. -UwU EXETEW. uWu The uWu Dauphin ^.^ cwownyed x3 king! aww fwy to x3 him! ->_< O, :33 whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we fwy from ÚwÚ this reproach? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. We xDD wiww nyot fwy >_> but to UwU ouw ^.^ enyemies' >_< thwoats. -x3 Bedfowd, >_> if xDD thou be ^w^ swack I'll >w< fight >w< it OwO out. -BEDFORD. :33 Gwoucestew, >w< why >_< doubt'st xDD thou of x3 my forwardness? -^-^ An ^.^ awmy uWu have UwU I :3 mustew'd uWu in x3 my thoughts, -Wherewith xDD awweady Fwance >_> is overrun. - -Entew :3 a thiwd MESSENGEW - -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My >_> gwacious wowds, to >_< add to x3 youw -laments, -Wherewith xDD you nyow UwU bedew ^w^ King >_> Henwy's :3 heawse, -UwU I ^w^ must infowm xDD you of :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw >w< fight -Betwixt x3 the :33 stout Lord Talbot ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< Fwench. -WINCHESTEW. What! ^-^ Whewein Talbot ;;w;; uvwcame? ^-^ Is't so? -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; wherein Lord Talbot UwU was -:33 o'ewthwown. -uWu The circumstance I'll tell xDD you ^.^ mowe uWu at >_> wawge. -uWu The >_> tenth of August >w< wast ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw uWu wowd, -uWu Wetiwing from x3 the ^-^ siege of ^.^ Owweans, ->_> Having full scawce six thousand uWu in :33 his >_< twoop, -^-^ By >w< thwee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty thousand of x3 the OwO Fwench -Was ;;w;; wound OwO encompassed ÚwÚ and uWu set ^w^ upon. -No leisure xDD had ^.^ he to :3 enwank :33 his ÚwÚ men; ->w< He OwO wanted >_< pikes to uWu set >w< befowe :33 his OwO awchews; -^-^ Instead xDD wheweof ^-^ shawp >_> stakes ^w^ pwuck'd x3 out of x3 hedges -^-^ They ^-^ pitched uWu in x3 the x3 gwound uWu confusedwy -;;w;; To >_< keep x3 the ^.^ howsemen x3 off from breaking ^.^ in. -uWu Mowe than >w< thwee >_> houws x3 the >w< fight >w< continyued; -Whewe uWu vawiant Talbot, :33 abuv human ^-^ thought, -xDD Enyacted wondews with :33 his xDD swowd ÚwÚ and lance: -Hundreds ^.^ he sent to >_> heww, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye x3 duwst stand him; -Here, thewe, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^-^ enwag'd ^.^ he >_< swew -uWu The OwO Fwench exclaim'd x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU was uWu in arms; -All x3 the whole ^.^ awmy :33 stood :3 agaz'd on ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ His xDD sowdiews, ÚwÚ spying :33 his >_> undaunted ^-^ spiwit, ->_> 'A ÚwÚ Tawbot! :3 a Talbot!' cried x3 out x3 amain, -xDD And uWu wush'd x3 into x3 the bowels of x3 the ^.^ battwe. -:3 Hewe xDD had x3 the conquest fuwwy :33 been OwO seaw'd x3 up -;;w;; If Sir John Fastowfe xDD had nyot pway'd x3 the cowawd. -^-^ He, ^.^ being uWu in x3 the uWu vawawd pwac'd x3 behind -With OwO puwpose to xDD wewieve ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow OwO them- -uWu Cowawdwy fwed, nyot xDD having >w< stwuck one x3 stwoke; -OwO Hence ^-^ gwew x3 the general wreck ÚwÚ and ^w^ massacwe. -Encwosed :3 wewe ;;w;; they with uWu theiw enemies. -^-^ A UwU base :33 Wawwoon, to x3 win x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's gwace, -Thrust Talbot with :3 a spear x3 into x3 the back; -;;w;; Whom aww >_< Fwance, with uWu theiw uWu chief >_> assembwed >_< stwength, -:3 Duwst nyot presume to wook >_> once uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. -BEDFORD. Is Talbot slain? UwU Then UwU I xDD wiww slay myself, -For UwU wiving idly OwO hewe uWu in pomp ÚwÚ and uWu ease, -Whilst xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy UwU weadew, ^-^ wanting ^w^ aid, -uWu Unto :33 his ÚwÚ dastawd foemen >_> is betray'd. -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. x3 O no, ^.^ he lives, >_> but >_> is >_> took pwisonyew, -xDD And Lord Scawes with :3 him, ÚwÚ and Lord Hungerford; -:3 Most of x3 the xDD west swaughtew'd ow >_> took :3 wikewise. -BEDFORD. ÚwÚ His wansom there >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but UwU I UwU shaww :3 pay. -I'll UwU hawe x3 the uWu Dauphin OwO headwong from :33 his thwonye; -ÚwÚ His >_< cwown UwU shaww be x3 the wansom of x3 my fwiend; -Four of uWu theiw wowds I'll change fow one of >_> ouws. -UwU Faweweww, x3 my UwU mastews; to x3 my :3 task xDD wiww x3 I; -OwO Bonfiwes uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ fowthwith UwU I ^w^ am to >_< make -;;w;; To >_< keep UwU ouw great Saint George's >_> feast uWu withaw. -uWu Ten thousand ^-^ sowdiews with ;;w;; me UwU I xDD wiww take, ->_< Whose bwoody >_< deeds UwU shaww >_< make >w< an Europe x3 quake. -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So xDD you xDD had need; fow Owweans >_> is :3 besieg'd; -uWu The :3 Engwish ^.^ awmy >_> is grown xDD weak ÚwÚ and >w< faint; -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of uWu Sawisbuwy :3 cwaveth suppwy -xDD And hardly keeps :33 his ;;w;; men from mutiny, -Since >w< they, UwU so ÚwÚ few, ;;w;; watch xDD such :3 a xDD muwtitude. -UwU EXETEW. OwO Wemembew, wowds, x3 youw >w< oaths to Henwy sworn, -^-^ Eithew to OwO queww x3 the uWu Dauphin utterly, -:33 Ow ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ obedience to x3 youw xDD yoke. -BEDFORD. UwU I UwU do remember :33 it, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe OwO take x3 my OwO weave -;;w;; To OwO go about x3 my >_> pwepawation. uWu Exit -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. I'll to x3 the ^-^ Towew with aww x3 the ^.^ haste UwU I ^.^ can -;;w;; To x3 view x3 th' ^w^ awtiwwewy ÚwÚ and :33 munyition; -xDD And xDD then UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim xDD young Henwy king. uWu Exit -UwU EXETEW. ;;w;; To ;;w;; Ewtham xDD wiww I, :3 whewe x3 the xDD young ^w^ King ;;w;; is, -uWu Being ordain'd :33 his >_> speciaw governor; -xDD And fow :33 his :33 safety there I'll best devise. uWu Exit -WINCHESTEW. :3 [Aside] x3 Each hath :33 his :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^.^ function to -x3 attend: -UwU I ^w^ am left out; fow ;;w;; me >_< nyothing :33 wemains. -OwO But ^-^ wong UwU I xDD wiww nyot be x3 Jack x3 out of ^w^ office. -uWu The ^w^ King from ;;w;; Ewtham UwU I intend to steal, -xDD And sit uWu at ^.^ chiefest xDD stewn of public weaw. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -Fwance. ^.^ Befowe Owweans - -Sound :3 a UwU fwouwish. Entew CHAWWES ^-^ THE DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ AWENCON, -ÚwÚ and REIGNIER, ^.^ mawching with drum ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -x3 CHAWWES. uWu Maws :33 his true ^.^ moving, even >_< as uWu in x3 the heavens -^w^ So uWu in x3 the earth, to ÚwÚ this day >_> is nyot knyown. ->_< Wate uWu did ^.^ he shine ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 Engwish x3 side; -Now ^.^ we OwO awe x3 victows, ;;w;; upon >_> us ^.^ he >_> smiwes. ->_> What UwU towns of xDD any x3 moment >_> but ^.^ we have? -At :3 pweasuwe OwO hewe ^.^ we >_< wie nyeaw >w< Owweans; -xDD Othewwhiwes x3 the famish'd Engwish, ^.^ wike pawe ^w^ ghosts, -^w^ Faintwy x3 besiege >_> us one >_> houw uWu in :3 a month. -ALENCON. ^-^ They ^.^ want uWu theiw porridge ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :33 fat uWu buww ->_> beeves. -^-^ Eithew ;;w;; they ^w^ must be ;;w;; dieted ^.^ wike >w< muwes -xDD And uWu have uWu theiw provender tied to uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, -:33 Ow ^.^ piteous ;;w;; they xDD wiww look, ^.^ wike drowned uWu mice. -REIGNIER. :3 Wet's >w< waise x3 the siege. Why ^w^ wive ^.^ we idly hewe? -Talbot >_> is >_< taken, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we UwU wont to x3 feaw; -Remaineth >_< nyonye >_> but >w< mad-bwain'd >_> Sawisbuwy, -xDD And ^.^ he OwO may weww uWu in fretting spend :33 his ^.^ gaww -x3 Nyow ;;w;; men nor monyey hath ^.^ he to >_< make waw. -x3 CHAWWES. x3 Sound, >_> sound alarum; ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< wush on OwO them. -Now fow x3 the honour of x3 the ^.^ fowwown xDD Fwench! -xDD Him UwU I :33 fowgive x3 my :33 death :3 that kiwweth uWu me, -x3 When ^.^ he sees ;;w;; me OwO go back one :33 foot ow >w< fwee. Exeunt - -:3 Hewe awawum. ^-^ They OwO awe beaten OwO hack ^.^ by x3 the Engwish, with -great loss. ^.^ We-entew CHAWWES, ÚwÚ AWENCON, ÚwÚ and REIGNIER - -x3 CHAWWES. Who OwO evew saw x3 the ^.^ wike? >_> What ;;w;; men uWu have >_< I! ->_> Dogs! cowawds! dastards! UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have ^w^ fwed -OwO But :3 that ;;w;; they left ;;w;; me >w< midst x3 my enemies. -REIGNIER. uWu Sawisbuwy >_> is :3 a despewate ^.^ homicide; ->w< He xDD fighteth >_< as one ÚwÚ weawy of :33 his life. -uWu The othew wowds, ^.^ wike wions ^-^ wanting ^w^ food, -Do >_< wush ;;w;; upon >_> us >_< as uWu theiw hungwy pwey. -ALENCON. Froissart, :3 a countwyman of >_> ouws, wecowds -England aww >_> Owivews ÚwÚ and Rowlands bwed -^w^ Duwing x3 the time Edward x3 the uWu Thiwd uWu did reign. -uWu Mowe :33 twuwy nyow OwO may ÚwÚ this be ^-^ vewified; -For >_< nyonye >_> but uWu Samsons ÚwÚ and Goliases -^.^ It >w< sendeth fowth to xDD skiwmish. x3 Onye to ^.^ ten! -x3 Wean raw-bon'd ^w^ wascaws! Who ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ suppose -^-^ They xDD had xDD such couwage ÚwÚ and >_> audacity? -x3 CHAWWES. :3 Wet's OwO weave ÚwÚ this xDD town; fow ;;w;; they OwO awe hawe-bwain'd -swaves, -xDD And :33 hungew xDD wiww enforce them to be ^.^ mowe ^w^ eagew. -Of ;;w;; owd UwU I ^.^ knyow OwO them; rather with uWu theiw teeth -uWu The OwO wawws they'ww teaw down than ^w^ fowsake x3 the siege. -REIGNIER. UwU I think ^.^ by x3 some >w< odd gimmews ow xDD device -^-^ Theiw :3 awms OwO awe ^-^ set, ^.^ wike ;;w;; cwocks, still to strike xDD on; -^-^ Ewse ^w^ nye'ew couwd ;;w;; they howd x3 out UwU so >_< as ;;w;; they xDD do. -^-^ By x3 my ^.^ consent, we'll even wet them >_< awonye. -ALENCON. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 so. - -Entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Whewe's x3 the Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin? UwU I uWu have nyews fow ^.^ him. -x3 CHAWWES. :33 Bastawd of ^.^ Owweans, thrice wewcome to >_> us. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Methinks x3 youw :33 wooks OwO awe :3 sad, x3 youw cheer appaww'd. ->_< Hath x3 the wate overthrow ;;w;; wwought ÚwÚ this x3 offence? -^w^ Be nyot ^-^ dismay'd, fow succouw >_> is uWu at >w< hand. -^-^ A >w< howy >_< maid ÚwÚ hithew with ;;w;; me UwU I bring, ->_< Which, ^.^ by :3 a xDD vision sent to her from ^.^ heaven, -:33 Owdainyed >_> is to >w< waise ÚwÚ this tedious ^-^ siege -xDD And UwU dwive x3 the :3 Engwish fowth x3 the bounds of Fwance. -uWu The ^w^ spiwit of >_> deep prophecy ^.^ she :33 hath, -;;w;; Exceeding x3 the >w< nyinye ^-^ sibyws of ;;w;; owd OwO Wome: -x3 What's x3 past ÚwÚ and UwU what's to come ^.^ she ^.^ can ^-^ descwy. -ÚwÚ Speak, UwU shaww UwU I caww her in? :3 Bewieve x3 my wowds, -For ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD cewtain ÚwÚ and OwO unfawwibwe. -x3 CHAWWES. ^w^ Go, caww her ^.^ in. ;;w;; [Exit x3 BASTAWD] -OwO But ÚwÚ fiwst, to >_> twy her ^-^ skiww, -Weignyiew, stand xDD thou >_< as uWu Dauphin uWu in x3 my pwace; -x3 Question her proudly; wet >w< thy :33 wooks be stern; -^-^ By ÚwÚ this means UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> sound >_> what :3 skiww ^.^ she ^w^ hath. - -^.^ We-entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS with ->_> JOAN LA PUCELLE - -REIGNIER. Faiw ;;w;; maid, >_> is 't xDD thou wiwt UwU do these wondwous :33 feats? -:33 PUCEWWE. Weignyiew, >_> is 't xDD thou :3 that >_> thinkest to beguile me? -Whewe >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin? ^.^ Come, come from :3 behind; -UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww, ^w^ though >_< nyevew :3 seen befowe. -^w^ Be nyot ÚwÚ amaz'd, there's >_< nyothing >_< hid from x3 me. -^w^ In >_> pwivate xDD wiww UwU I tawk with uWu thee x3 apawt. -;;w;; Stand back, xDD you wowds, ÚwÚ and UwU give >_> us OwO weave OwO awhiwe. -REIGNIER. :33 She UwU takes ;;w;; upon her bravely uWu at xDD fiwst dash. -:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Dauphin, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ by birth :3 a shepherd's ^w^ daughtew, -OwO My wit ÚwÚ untwain'd uWu in xDD any uWu kind of art. -uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and UwU ouw xDD Wady >_> gwacious hath >w< it pleas'd -;;w;; To shine on x3 my OwO contemptibwe estate. -Lo, whiwst UwU I :33 waited on x3 my xDD tendew lambs -xDD And to sun's xDD pawching ^.^ heat UwU dispway'd x3 my cheeks, ->_> God's Mother deigned to appeaw to uWu me, -xDD And uWu in :3 a xDD vision full of ^.^ majesty -:3 Wiww'd ;;w;; me to OwO weave x3 my UwU base uWu vocation -xDD And fwee x3 my countwy from ^-^ cawamity -:3 Hew >_> aid ^.^ she pwomis'd ÚwÚ and x3 assuw'd OwO success. -^w^ In complete :3 gwowy ^.^ she reveal'd ^w^ hewsewf; -xDD And OwO wheweas UwU I UwU was black ÚwÚ and swart x3 befowe, -With UwU those ^-^ cweaw ways which ^.^ she >_< infus'd on ;;w;; me -:33 That beauty ^w^ am UwU I uWu bwess'd with which xDD you OwO may ^-^ see. -;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me >_> what ;;w;; question xDD thou ;;w;; canst ÚwÚ possibwe, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww answew :3 unpwemeditated. -OwO My couwage >_> twy ^.^ by :33 combat >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, -xDD And xDD thou shalt find :3 that UwU I xDD exceed x3 my ^-^ sex. -Resolve on :33 this: xDD thou shalt be ;;w;; fowtunyate -;;w;; If xDD thou receive ;;w;; me fow >w< thy warlike mate. -x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu astonyish'd ;;w;; me with >w< thy xDD high tewms. -Onwy ÚwÚ this xDD pwoof I'll of >w< thy valour >_< make -^w^ In :3 singwe :33 combat xDD thou shalt buckwe with OwO me; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou >w< vanquishest, >w< thy wowds OwO awe true; -uWu Othewwise UwU I renounce aww ^.^ confidence. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ pwepaw'd; OwO hewe >_> is x3 my keen-edg'd uWu swowd, -Deck'd with five fwowew-de-wuces on >_< each side, -uWu The which uWu at x3 Touwainye, uWu in Saint ^.^ Kathewinye's churchyard, -UwU Out of :3 a great deal of ;;w;; owd iwon UwU I ^-^ chose forth. -x3 CHAWWES. UwU Then come, ^.^ o' >_> God's UwU nyame; UwU I feaw nyo uWu woman. -:33 PUCEWWE. xDD And OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ wive I'll ^w^ nye'ew fwy from :3 a man. -[Here ;;w;; they >w< fight ÚwÚ and >_> JOAN LA PUCELLE uWu uvwcomes] -x3 CHAWWES. Stay, xDD stay >w< thy hands; xDD thou awt >w< an :33 Amazon, -xDD And uWu fightest with x3 the xDD swowd of :3 Debowah. -:33 PUCEWWE. uWu Chwist's Mother helps uWu me, >_> ewse UwU I :3 wewe ^w^ too ^.^ weak. -x3 CHAWWES. Whoe'er helps ÚwÚ thee, UwU 'tis xDD thou :3 that ^w^ must OwO hewp x3 me. -xDD Impatientwy UwU I buwn with >w< thy desire; -OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands xDD thou x3 hast uWu at >_> once ^-^ subdu'd. -Excewwent >w< Pucewwe, >_> if >w< thy xDD nyame be >_> so, -Let ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD sewvant ÚwÚ and nyot suvweign >w< be. -'Tis x3 the OwO Fwench uWu Dauphin UwU sueth to uWu thee OwO thus. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I ^w^ must nyot yield to xDD any rites of xDD wuv, -For x3 my pwofession's uWu sacwed from abuv. -x3 When UwU I uWu have xDD chased aww >w< thy ^-^ foes from hence, -UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I think ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; wecompense. -x3 CHAWWES. >w< Meantime wook >_> gwacious on >w< thy x3 pwostwate ÚwÚ thwaww. -REIGNIER. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU methinks, >_> is xDD vewy ^-^ wong uWu in ^-^ tawk. -ALENCON. Doubtless ^.^ he shwives ÚwÚ this OwO woman to her ;;w;; smock; -^-^ Ewse ^w^ nye'ew couwd ^.^ he UwU so ^-^ wong ^w^ pwotwact :33 his :33 speech. -REIGNIER. Shall ^.^ we ^.^ distuwb :3 him, xDD since ^.^ he keeps nyo ^.^ mean? -ALENCON. >w< He OwO may >_> mean ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we poor ;;w;; men UwU do know; -;;w;; These x3 women OwO awe shrewd tempters with uWu theiw tongues. -REIGNIER. OwO My uWu wowd, :3 whewe OwO awe you? >_> What >w< devise xDD you ^-^ on? -Shall ^.^ we UwU give ^-^ o'ew ^.^ Owweans, ow no? -:33 PUCEWWE. Why, no, UwU I say; xDD distwustfuw wecweants! -Fight >w< tiww x3 the >w< wast OwO gasp; UwU I xDD wiww be x3 youw >w< guawd. -x3 CHAWWES. >_> What ^.^ she ;;w;; says I'll :33 confiwm; we'll >w< fight >w< it OwO out. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Assign'd ^w^ am UwU I to be x3 the :3 Engwish xDD scouwge. -This >w< nyight x3 the ^-^ siege :3 assuwedwy I'll waise. -^.^ Expect Saint ^-^ Mawtin's summer, hawcyon uWu days, -Since UwU I uWu have UwU entewed x3 into these waws. -Glory >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a xDD ciwcwe uWu in x3 the >_< watew, ->_< Which >_< nyevew ;;w;; ceaseth to >_< enwawge itsewf -Tiww ^.^ by >_< bwoad uWu spweading >w< it UwU dispewse to nought. -With >_> Henwy's :33 death x3 the :3 Engwish xDD ciwcwe ;;w;; ends; -uWu Dispewsed OwO awe x3 the :33 gwowies >w< it included. -Now ^w^ am UwU I ^.^ wike :3 that OwO pwoud >_< insuwting ship ->_< Which Caesaw ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 fowtunye OwO bawe uWu at OwO once. -x3 CHAWWES. Was Mahomet inspired with :3 a ^w^ duv? -^.^ Thou with >w< an >_> eagwe awt inspired UwU then. -Hewen, x3 the mothew of great OwO Constantinye, -x3 Nyow yet Saint x3 Phiwip's >_> daughtews :3 wewe ^.^ wike thee. -Bwight :33 staw of ^w^ Venyus, fall'n down on x3 the earth, -How OwO may UwU I reverently :33 wowship uWu thee enough? -ALENCON. Weave x3 off ÚwÚ deways, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us >w< waise x3 the siege. -REIGNIER. Woman, UwU do >_> what xDD thou ;;w;; canst to :3 save UwU ouw ^w^ honyouws; -Drive them from ^.^ Owweans, ÚwÚ and be immowtawiz'd. -x3 CHAWWES. Pwesentwy we'll >_> twy. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's OwO away about :3 it. -No :33 pwophet xDD wiww UwU I :33 twust >_> if ^.^ she ^-^ pwuv >w< fawse. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^-^ Towew :3 gates - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, with :33 his sewving-men -uWu in blue coats - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^w^ am come to ;;w;; suwvey x3 the ^-^ Towew ÚwÚ this uWu day; -Since >_> Henwy's UwU death, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, there >_> is UwU conveyance. -Whewe be these warders :3 that ;;w;; they wait nyot hewe? -^w^ Open x3 the gates; UwU 'tis uWu Gwoucestew :3 that calls. -uWu FIWST uWu WAWDEW. :33 [Within] Who's there :3 that ÚwÚ knyocks UwU so -:3 impewiouswy? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of ^.^ Gwoucestew. -^w^ SECOND uWu WAWDEW. :33 [Within] Whoe'er ^.^ he be, xDD you OwO may nyot be -wet ^.^ in. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Villains, answew xDD you UwU so x3 the Lord -:3 Pwotectow? -uWu FIWST uWu WAWDEW. :33 [Within] uWu The Lord x3 pwotect x3 him! UwU so ^.^ we -answew ^.^ him. -We UwU do nyo ^-^ othewwise than ^.^ we OwO awe wiww'd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Who willed UwU you, ow x3 whose xDD wiww >w< stands >_> but -mine? ->_> Thewe's >_< nyonye Protector of x3 the weawm >_> but ^.^ I. -^.^ Bweak x3 up x3 the ^.^ gates, I'll be x3 youw :33 wawwantize. -Shall UwU I be ^-^ fwouted OwO thus ^.^ by *teleports behind you* dunghiww >_> gwooms? -[GLOUCESTER'S ;;w;; men >_< wush uWu at x3 the ^-^ Towew ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and -WOODVIWWE x3 the Wieutenyant xDD speaks ;;w;; within] -WOODVIWWE. :33 [Within] >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? >_> What traitors -uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Wieutenyant, >_> is >w< it xDD you x3 whose uWu voice UwU I UwU heaw? -^w^ Open x3 the gates; hewe's uWu Gwoucestew :3 that ^.^ wouwd enter. -WOODVIWWE. :33 [Within] :3 Have patience, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Duke, UwU I OwO may -nyot >w< open; -uWu The Cardinal of Winchestew ^-^ fowbids. -Fwom ^.^ him UwU I uWu have express commandment -:33 That xDD thou nor >_< nyonye of ^.^ thinye UwU shaww be wet ^.^ in. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Faint-heawted uWu Woodviwwe, pwizest ^.^ him fore me? ->_> Awwogant ^w^ Winchestew, :3 that ^.^ haughty prelate -;;w;; Whom Henry, UwU ouw wate sovereign, ^w^ nye'ew couwd bwook! -^.^ Thou awt nyo :33 fwiend to ^w^ God ow to x3 the ;;w;; King. -^w^ Open x3 the ^.^ gates, ow I'll shut uWu thee x3 out >w< showtwy. -x3 SEWVING-MEN. ^w^ Open x3 the :3 gates >w< unto x3 the Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, -:33 Ow we'll burst them open, >_> if :3 that xDD you come nyot >w< quickwy. - -Entew to x3 the x3 PWOTECTOW uWu at x3 the ^-^ Towew :3 gates >_> WINCHESTEW -ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; men uWu in OwO tawny coats - -WINCHESTEW. How now, :3 ambitious :3 Humphwy! >_> What means -:3 this? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Peew'd ;;w;; pwiest, dost xDD thou ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me to be -shut out? -WINCHESTEW. UwU I UwU do, xDD thou UwU most usuwping pwoditow, -xDD And nyot Protector of x3 the ^w^ King ow weawm. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Stand back, xDD thou UwU manyifest OwO conspiwatow, -^.^ Thou :3 that contwived'st to murder UwU ouw >_< dead wowd; -^.^ Thou :3 that OwO giv'st ^-^ whowes uWu induwgences to >_< sin. -I'll :3 canvass uWu thee uWu in >w< thy >_< bwoad UwU cawdinyaw's hat, -;;w;; If xDD thou proceed uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< thy UwU insowence. -WINCHESTEW. Nyay, stand xDD thou back; UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 budge :3 a ^-^ foot. -This be Damascus; be xDD thou uWu cuwsed Cain, -;;w;; To slay >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Abew, >_> if xDD thou wilt. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I xDD wiww nyot slay ÚwÚ thee, >_> but I'll UwU dwive uWu thee back. -x3 Thy x3 scawwet ^-^ wobes >_< as :3 a chiwd's >_> beawing-cwoth -I'll use to carry uWu thee x3 out of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -WINCHESTEW. Do >_> what xDD thou daw'st; UwU I ^w^ beawd uWu thee to >w< thy ;;w;; face. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What! ^w^ am UwU I ^w^ daw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beawded to x3 my ^.^ face? -^.^ Dwaw, men, fow aww ÚwÚ this >_< pwiviweged :33 pwace -^.^ Bwue-coats to :33 tawny-coats. x3 Pwiest, UwU bewawe x3 youw beawd; -UwU I >_> mean to uWu tug :33 it, ÚwÚ and to :33 cuff xDD you UwU soundwy; -;;w;; Undew x3 my ;;w;; feet UwU I stamp >w< thy UwU cawdinyaw's :33 hat; -^w^ In x3 spite of ^.^ Pope ow >_> dignyities of :33 chuwch, -:3 Hewe ^.^ by x3 the >_> cheeks I'll drag uWu thee x3 up ÚwÚ and down. -WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, xDD thou wiwt answew ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 the ->_> Pope. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Winchestew >_> goose! UwU I cwy >_> 'A rope, :3 a ÚwÚ wope!' -Now xDD beat them OwO hence; >w< why UwU do xDD you wet them stay? -uWu Thee I'll OwO chase hence, xDD thou OwO wowf uWu in sheep's uWu awway. -Out, :33 tawny-coats! Out, x3 scawwet hypocwite! - -:3 Hewe :3 GWOUCESTEW'S ;;w;; men xDD beat x3 out x3 the CAWDINyAW'S -ÚwÚ men; ÚwÚ and enter uWu in x3 the huwwy ^.^ buwwy x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF ->_> WONDON ÚwÚ and :33 his OFFICEWS - -;;w;; MAYOW. OwO Fie, lords! :3 that UwU you, ^.^ being supweme ^.^ magistwates, -^-^ Thus xDD contumewiouswy >_> shouwd bweak x3 the peace! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Peace, :33 Mayow! xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st xDD wittwe of x3 my ÚwÚ wwongs: ->_> Hewe's OwO Beaufowt, :3 that wegawds nor ^w^ God nor OwO King, ->_< Hath OwO hewe distwain'd x3 the ^-^ Towew to :33 his ÚwÚ use. -WINCHESTEW. >_> Hewe's :33 Gwoucestew, :3 a foe to citizens; -x3 Onye :3 that still >w< motions >w< waw ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew ÚwÚ peace, -^w^ O'ewchawging x3 youw fwee purses with large >_< finyes; -:33 That >_> seeks to overthrow ^w^ wewigion, ->_< Because ^.^ he >_> is Protector of x3 the ^w^ weawm, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ awmouw OwO hewe x3 out of x3 the Towew, -;;w;; To >_< cwown >_< himsewf ^w^ King ÚwÚ and suppress x3 the UwU Pwince. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I Will nyot answew uWu thee with wowds, >_> but ÚwÚ bwows. -[Here ;;w;; they skiwmish OwO again] -;;w;; MAYOW. x3 Nyought UwU wests fow ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 tumuwtuous uWu stwife -OwO But to >_< make open xDD pwocwamation. -^.^ Come, officer, >_< as ÚwÚ woud >_< as ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou x3 canst, -^w^ Cwy. -:3 OFFICEW. [Cwies] All ^w^ mannyew of ;;w;; men >_> assembwed OwO hewe uWu in :3 awms -ÚwÚ this day OwO against >_> God's uWu peace ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 King's, ^.^ we :3 chawge -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command UwU you, uWu in :33 his Highness' :33 nyame, to repair to -x3 youw sevewaw dwewwing-pwaces; ÚwÚ and nyot to OwO weaw, handle, ow -^.^ use, xDD any uWu swowd, ^w^ weapon, ow x3 daggew, ^-^ hencefowwawd, ;;w;; upon -:33 pain of death. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Cardinal, I'll be nyo bweakew of x3 the UwU waw; -OwO But ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet ÚwÚ and bweak UwU ouw minds uWu at >_> wawge. -WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, we'll :3 meet to >w< thy >w< cost, be sure; -x3 Thy ^w^ heawt-bwood UwU I xDD wiww uWu have fow ÚwÚ this day's >w< wowk. -;;w;; MAYOW. I'll caww fow clubs >_> if xDD you xDD wiww nyot xDD away. -This ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ^.^ mowe ^.^ haughty than x3 the deviw. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Mayow, faweweww; xDD thou dost >_> but >_> what xDD thou -mayst. -WINCHESTEW. OwO Abominyabwe :33 Gwoucestew, xDD guawd >w< thy head, -For UwU I intend to uWu have >w< it ere wong. -^.^ Exeunt, ;;w;; sevewawwy, GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> WINCHESTEW -with uWu theiw :3 sewvants -;;w;; MAYOW. xDD See x3 the :3 coast cweaw'd, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu depawt. -^-^ Good :33 God, these nyobwes >_> shouwd xDD such ^w^ stomachs ^w^ beaw! -UwU I mysewf >w< fight nyot >_> once uWu in >w< fowty year. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -Fwance. ^.^ Befowe Owweans - -OwO Entew, on x3 the walls, x3 the MASTEW-GUNNyEW -ÚwÚ OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> BOY - -^w^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW. Siwwah, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< how Owweans >_> is -ÚwÚ besieg'd, -xDD And >w< how x3 the :3 Engwish uWu have x3 the suburbs uWu won. -BOY. :3 Fathew, UwU I know; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft uWu have UwU shot uWu at ÚwÚ them, -Howe'er :33 unfowtunyate UwU I ;;w;; miss'd x3 my ÚwÚ aim. -^w^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW. OwO But nyow xDD thou shalt not. ^w^ Be xDD thou wuw'd -^.^ by x3 me. -:33 Chief ^.^ mastew-gunnyew ^w^ am UwU I of ÚwÚ this xDD town; -xDD Something UwU I ^w^ must UwU do to ;;w;; pwocuwe ;;w;; me grace. -uWu The ;;w;; Pwince's >_< espiaws uWu have infowmed ;;w;; me -How x3 the Engwish, uWu in x3 the suburbs ^-^ cwose >w< intwench'd, -xDD Wont, ^w^ thwough :3 a secret OwO gwate of iwon bars -^w^ In yonder tower, to overpeer x3 the city, -xDD And thence OwO discuvw >w< how with UwU most ^w^ advantage -^-^ They OwO may ^-^ vex >_> us with UwU shot ow with xDD assauwt. -;;w;; To uWu intewcept ÚwÚ this OwO inconvenyience, -^-^ A ^.^ piece of owdnyance uWu 'gainst >w< it UwU I uWu have plac'd; -xDD And even these >w< thwee OwO days uWu have UwU I UwU watch'd -;;w;; If UwU I couwd >_> see OwO them. Now UwU do xDD thou >w< watch, -For UwU I ^.^ can xDD stay nyo wongew. -;;w;; If xDD thou spy'st uWu any, >w< wun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me wowd; -xDD And xDD thou shalt find ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the >_< Guvwnyow's. uWu Exit -BOY. :3 Fathew, UwU I :33 wawwant uWu you; OwO take xDD you nyo ;;w;; cawe; -I'll >_< nyevew >_> twoubwe UwU you, >_> if UwU I OwO may ^w^ spy OwO them. uWu Exit - -Entew SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 TAWBOT on x3 the :3 tuwwets, with -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM ^-^ GWANSDAWE, ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS GARGRAVE, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -SAWISBUWY. Talbot, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my joy, again uWu wetuwn'd! -How OwO wewt xDD thou handled ^.^ being prisoner? -:33 Ow ^.^ by >_> what means got'st xDD thou to be x3 weweas'd? -Discouwse, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, on ÚwÚ this turret's >_> top. -TAWBOT. uWu The ^-^ Eaww of >_< Bedfowd xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew -Call'd x3 the >_< bwave Lord uWu Ponton UwU de Santrailles; -For ^.^ him UwU was UwU I UwU exchang'd ÚwÚ and ransomed. -OwO But with :3 a baser x3 man of :3 awms ^.^ by uWu faw -^-^ Once, uWu in ^.^ contempt, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have barter'd OwO me; ->_< Which UwU I disdaining ^w^ scown'd, ÚwÚ and UwU cwaved :33 death -Rather than UwU I ^.^ wouwd be UwU so ^-^ viwe esteem'd. -^w^ In uWu finye, ^w^ wedeem'd UwU I UwU was >_< as UwU I desir'd. -But, :3 O! x3 the treacherous Fastowfe wounds x3 my >_< heawt -;;w;; Whom with x3 my OwO bawe UwU fists UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 execute, -;;w;; If UwU I nyow xDD had ^.^ him ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 my UwU powew. -SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ teww'st xDD thou nyot >w< how xDD thou OwO wewt ^w^ entewtain'd. -TAWBOT. With scoffs, ÚwÚ and scowns, ÚwÚ and >_> contumewious ÚwÚ taunts, -^w^ In open >_> mawket-pwace ÚwÚ pwoduc'd ;;w;; they ;;w;; me -;;w;; To be :3 a public ^.^ spectacwe to aww; -Here, uWu said >w< they, >_> is x3 the tewwow of x3 the Fwench, -uWu The >w< scawecwow :3 that affwights UwU ouw x3 chiwdwen :3 so. -UwU Then broke UwU I from x3 the ^w^ officews :3 that x3 wed uWu me, -xDD And with x3 my >_< nyaiws xDD digg'd ^.^ stonyes x3 out of x3 the x3 gwound -;;w;; To >_< huww uWu at x3 the x3 behowdews of x3 my OwO shame; -OwO My grisly >_< countenyance UwU made ;;w;; othews xDD fwy; -^-^ Nyonye x3 duwst come nyeaw fow feaw of ^.^ sudden death. -^w^ In iwon OwO wawws ;;w;; they OwO deem'd ;;w;; me nyot xDD secuwe; -^w^ So great feaw of x3 my xDD nyame ^w^ 'mongst them UwU was ;;w;; spwead -:33 That ;;w;; they ^-^ suppos'd UwU I couwd rend bars of steew -xDD And :33 spuwn uWu in uWu pieces :3 posts of >w< adamant; -ÚwÚ Whewefowe :3 a xDD guawd of OwO chosen UwU shot UwU I xDD had -:33 That wawk'd about ;;w;; me every >_< minyute-whiwe; -xDD And >_> if UwU I uWu did >_> but stir x3 out of x3 my ^.^ bed, -Weady ;;w;; they :3 wewe to >w< shoot ;;w;; me to x3 the ;;w;; heawt. - -Entew x3 the >_> BOY with :3 a uWu winstock - -SAWISBUWY. UwU I UwU gwieve to hear >_> what torments xDD you ;;w;; enduw'd; -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww be ^w^ weveng'd OwO sufficientwy. -Now >w< it >_> is supper-time uWu in xDD Owweans: -Here, ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ this xDD gwate, UwU I ;;w;; count >_< each one -xDD And x3 view x3 the Fwenchmen >w< how ;;w;; they x3 fowtify. -Let >_> us wook UwU in; x3 the ^.^ sight xDD wiww much delight thee. -Sir Thomas Gargrave ÚwÚ and Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam Gwansdawe, -Let ;;w;; me uWu have x3 youw express OwO opinyions -Whewe >_> is best :33 pwace to >_< make UwU ouw OwO batt'wy nyext. -GARGRAVE. UwU I think uWu at x3 the UwU Nyowth Gate; fow there stand lords. ->_< GWANSDAWE. xDD And UwU I UwU hewe, uWu at x3 the :3 buwwawk of x3 the uWu bwidge. -TAWBOT. For ^.^ aught UwU I see, ÚwÚ this UwU city ^w^ must be famish'd, -:33 Ow with >w< wight ^-^ skiwmishes enfeebled. -[Here ;;w;; they >w< shoot ÚwÚ and SALISBURY ÚwÚ and GARGRAVE -faww down] -SAWISBUWY. x3 O Wowd, uWu have xDD mewcy on us, wwetched sinners! -GARGRAVE. x3 O Wowd, uWu have xDD mewcy on uWu me, ^.^ woefuw ;;w;; man! -TAWBOT. >_> What chance >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that ;;w;; suddenwy hath cwoss'd us? -ÚwÚ Speak, Sawisbuwy; uWu at least, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_< speak. -How UwU faw'st UwU thou, mirror of aww martial men? -x3 Onye of >w< thy eyes ÚwÚ and >w< thy cheek's x3 side >w< stwuck off! ->w< Accuwsed towew! ^w^ accuwsed uWu fataw uWu hand -:33 That hath contriv'd ÚwÚ this ^.^ woefuw twagedy! -^w^ In thirteen :3 battwes uWu Sawisbuwy >_< o'ewcame; -Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth ^.^ he xDD fiwst ;;w;; twain'd to x3 the x3 waws; -Whilst xDD any >_< twump uWu did >_> sound ow drum >w< stwuck up, -ÚwÚ His xDD swowd uWu did ^w^ nye'ew OwO weave ^.^ stwiking uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -ÚwÚ Yet x3 wiv'st UwU thou, :33 Sawisbuwy? ;;w;; Though >w< thy ÚwÚ speech xDD doth fail, -x3 Onye ^w^ eye xDD thou x3 hast to wook to heaven fow >w< gwace; -uWu The sun with one ^w^ eye :33 vieweth aww x3 the wowwd. -Heaven, be xDD thou >_> gwacious to >_< nyonye ^.^ awive -;;w;; If uWu Sawisbuwy wants xDD mewcy uWu at >w< thy ^w^ hands! -ÚwÚ Beaw >w< hence :33 his >w< body; UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp to ^.^ buwy :3 it. -Sir Thomas ^.^ Gawgwave, x3 hast xDD thou xDD any :33 wife? -^w^ Speak >w< unto ;;w;; Tawbot; x3 nyay, wook x3 up to ^.^ him. ->_> Sawisbuwy, cheer >w< thy ^w^ spiwit with ÚwÚ this comfort, -^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^-^ die whiwes ->w< He ^-^ beckons with :33 his uWu hand ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes on uWu me, -;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say ^-^ 'When UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, -ÚwÚ Wemembew to ÚwÚ avenge ;;w;; me on x3 the x3 Fwench.' -Pwantagenyet, UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike ÚwÚ thee, Nero, ->_> Pway on x3 the :33 wute, beholding x3 the UwU towns :3 buwn. -^.^ Wwetched UwU shaww Fwance be >w< onwy uWu in x3 my nyame. -[Here >w< an >_> awawum, ÚwÚ and >w< it :3 thundews ÚwÚ and lightens] ->_> What stir >_> is :3 this? >_> What :3 tumuwt's uWu in x3 the xDD heavens? -OwO Whence cometh ÚwÚ this OwO awawum ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ nyoise? - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the OwO Fwench uWu have gathew'd ->_> head -uWu The ÚwÚ Dauphin, with one UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle join'd, -^-^ A >w< howy x3 pwophetess x3 nyew ^.^ wisen up, -Is come with :3 a great powew to >w< waise x3 the siege. -[Here SALISBURY lifteth >_< himsewf x3 up ÚwÚ and x3 gwoans] -TAWBOT. :33 Heaw, hear >w< how dying uWu Sawisbuwy xDD doth gwoan. -^.^ It irks :33 his >_< heawt ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot be reveng'd. ->w< Fwenchmen, I'll be :3 a uWu Sawisbuwy to OwO you. -Pucelle ow puzzew, dowphin ow ^-^ dogfish, -uWu Youw heawts I'll stamp x3 out with x3 my howse's heels -xDD And >_< make :3 a ;;w;; quagmiwe of x3 youw >w< mingwed ^w^ bwains. -^.^ Convey ;;w;; me uWu Sawisbuwy x3 into :33 his x3 tent, -xDD And xDD then we'll >_> twy >_> what these ÚwÚ dastawd Fwenchmen OwO dawe. -;;w;; Awawum. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -^.^ Befowe Owweans - -:3 Hewe >w< an OwO awawum OwO again, ÚwÚ and :3 TAWBOT puwsueth x3 the -DAUPHIN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwiveth ^.^ him. UwU Then enter >_> JOAN LA PUCELLE -driving :3 Engwishmen >w< befowe her. UwU Then enter :3 TAWBOT - -TAWBOT. Whewe >_> is x3 my >_< stwength, x3 my uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO fowce? -Our :3 Engwish troops wetiwe, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay OwO them; -^-^ A OwO woman cwad uWu in ^-^ awmouw ;;w;; chaseth OwO them. - -Entew LA PUCELLE - -Here, OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. I'll uWu have :3 a uWu bout with thee. -Deviw ow >_> deviw's :33 dam, I'll x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee; -Blood xDD wiww UwU I dwaw on OwO thee-thou awt :3 a >w< witch -xDD And ^w^ stwaightway UwU give >w< thy :3 souw to ^.^ him xDD thou OwO sewv'st. -:33 PUCEWWE. ^.^ Come, come, UwU 'tis >w< onwy UwU I :3 that ^w^ must xDD disgwace thee. -[Here ;;w;; they fight] -TAWBOT. >w< Heavens, ^.^ can xDD you suffew heww UwU so to ^w^ pwevaiw? -OwO My breast I'll burst with stwainying of x3 my courage. -xDD And from x3 my ^w^ shouwdews UwU cwack x3 my :3 awms asunder, -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww chastise ÚwÚ this xDD high >_> minded ;;w;; stwumpet. -^w^ [They >w< fight OwO again] -:33 PUCEWWE. Talbot, faweweww; >w< thy >_> houw >_> is nyot yet x3 come. -UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >_> victuaw Owweans >w< fowthwith. -:3 [A showt alarum; xDD then enter x3 the :33 town with soldiers] -O'ertake ;;w;; me >_> if xDD thou >_> canst; UwU I ^w^ scown >w< thy :33 stwength. -^w^ Go, x3 go, cheer x3 up >w< thy hungwy starved ÚwÚ men; -^-^ Hewp uWu Sawisbuwy to >_< make :33 his ^-^ testament. -This day >_> is >_> ouws, >_< as UwU many ^.^ mowe UwU shaww >w< be. uWu Exit -TAWBOT. OwO My >_< thoughts OwO awe x3 whiwwed ^.^ wike :3 a xDD pottew's wheew; -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am nor >_> what UwU I xDD do. -^-^ A >w< witch ^.^ by ;;w;; feaw, nyot fowce, ^.^ wike :33 Hannyibaw, -Drives back UwU ouw troops ÚwÚ and :33 conquews >_< as ^.^ she lists. -^w^ So ÚwÚ bees with >_< smoke ÚwÚ and doves with ^-^ nyoisome uWu stench -^w^ Awe from uWu theiw :33 hives ÚwÚ and xDD houses driven xDD away. -^-^ They ^w^ caww'd us, fow UwU ouw uWu fiewcenyess, :3 Engwish dogs; -Now ^.^ wike to >_< whewps ^.^ we :3 cwying >w< wun xDD away. -:3 [A showt awawum] -Hawk, ;;w;; countwymen! ^-^ Eithew renew x3 the >w< fight -:33 Ow teaw x3 the wions x3 out of Engwand's OwO coat; -^.^ Wenyounce x3 youw ^w^ soiw, UwU give sheep uWu in wions' >w< stead: -UwU Sheep >w< wun nyot half UwU so treacherous from x3 the OwO wowf, -:33 Ow UwU howse ow oxen from x3 the :33 weopawd, -;;w;; As xDD you fwy from x3 youw ;;w;; oft >_> subdued ^-^ swaves. ->_< [Awawum. :3 Hewe anyothew ÚwÚ skiwmish] -^.^ It xDD wiww nyot be-retire x3 into x3 youw x3 twenches. ->_> You aww :3 consented >w< unto Salisbury's UwU death, -For >_< nyonye ^.^ wouwd strike :3 a ^w^ stwoke uWu in :33 his revenge. -Pucelle >_> is ^w^ ent'wed x3 into Owweans -^w^ In x3 spite of >_> us ow ^.^ aught :3 that ^.^ we couwd xDD do. ->_< O, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe to ^-^ die with ^-^ Sawisbuwy! -uWu The ^-^ shame ^-^ heweof xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me hide x3 my >_> head. -uWu Exit TAWBOT. Alarum; ;;w;; wetweat - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 6. - -^w^ OWWEANS - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew on x3 the walls, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, CHAWWES, -REIGNIER, ÚwÚ AWENCON, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Advance UwU ouw ^.^ waving cowouws on x3 the wawws; -Wescu'd >_> is Owweans from x3 the Engwish. -^-^ Thus UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle hath pewfowm'd her OwO wowd. -x3 CHAWWES. OwO Divinyest x3 cweatuwe, :33 Astwaea's ^w^ daughtew, -How UwU shaww UwU I honour uWu thee fow ÚwÚ this xDD success? -x3 Thy ÚwÚ pwomises OwO awe ^.^ wike Adonis' ^w^ gawdens, -:33 That one day bloom'd ÚwÚ and :33 fwuitfuw :3 wewe x3 the nyext. ->_< Fwance, twiumph uWu in >w< thy glorious prophetess. -Recover'd >_> is x3 the :33 town of >_> Owweans. -uWu Mowe blessed ÚwÚ hap uWu did ^w^ nye'ew befaww UwU ouw state. -REIGNIER. Why OwO wing nyot x3 out x3 the UwU bewws >_< awoud ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the ->_< town? -ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ command x3 the :3 citizens >_< make >_> bonfiwes -xDD And >_> feast ÚwÚ and :33 banquet uWu in x3 the open ^w^ stweets -;;w;; To cewebwate x3 the joy :3 that ^w^ God hath UwU given >_> us. -ALENCON. All Fwance xDD wiww be UwU wepwete with >_< miwth ÚwÚ and joy -x3 When ;;w;; they UwU shaww hear >w< how ^.^ we uWu have pway'd x3 the ^.^ men. -x3 CHAWWES. 'Tis Joan, nyot :33 we, ^.^ by ÚwÚ whom x3 the day >_> is ^w^ won; -For which UwU I xDD wiww OwO divide x3 my >_< cwown with >w< hew; -xDD And aww x3 the priests ÚwÚ and friars uWu in x3 my weawm -Shall uWu in ;;w;; pwocession ^.^ sing her uWu endwess ;;w;; pwaise. -^-^ A statelier pyramis to her I'll ^-^ weaw -Than >_> Whodope's of ^w^ Memphis OwO evew uWu was. -^w^ In ^w^ memowy of hew, when ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead, -:3 Hew :3 ashes, uWu in >w< an UwU uwn ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious -Than x3 the rich ÚwÚ jewew'd x3 coffew of Dawius, -;;w;; Twanspowted UwU shaww be uWu at xDD high festivaws -^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens of Fwance. -No longer on Saint Denyis xDD wiww ^.^ we ^-^ cwy, -OwO But UwU Joan UwU wa Pucelle UwU shaww be ÚwÚ Fwance's >_< saint. -:3 Come x3 in, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us :33 banquet ÚwÚ woyawwy ->w< Aftew ÚwÚ this golden day of ^.^ victowy. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -^.^ Befowe Owweans - -Entew :3 a >_< FWENCH SEWGEANT ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 SENTINyEWS - -SEWGEANT. uWu Siws, OwO take x3 youw pwaces ÚwÚ and be vigilant. -;;w;; If xDD any noise ow soldier xDD you >_> pewceive -Near to x3 the walls, ^.^ by x3 some apparent xDD sign -Let >_> us uWu have >_< knyowwedge uWu at x3 the court of >w< guawd. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ SENTINyEW. Sergeant, xDD you >_< shaww. ;;w;; [Exit :33 SEWGEANT] -^-^ Thus OwO awe poor servitors, -x3 When ;;w;; othews :33 sweep ;;w;; upon uWu theiw :33 quiet :3 beds, -ÚwÚ Constwain'd to ;;w;; watch uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, rain, ÚwÚ and cowd. - -Entew TALBOT, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and uWu fowces, -with >w< scawing-waddews; uWu theiw xDD dwums beating :3 a >_< dead -:33 mawch - -TAWBOT. Lord Regent, ÚwÚ and wedoubted x3 Buwgundy, -^-^ By x3 whose appwoach x3 the regions of x3 Awtois, -:33 Wawwon, ÚwÚ and Picardy, OwO awe ^w^ fwiends to us, -This ^w^ happy >w< nyight x3 the Fwenchmen OwO awe secure, ->_> Having aww day >_< cawous'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ banqueted; ->w< Embwace ^.^ we xDD then ÚwÚ this ^w^ oppowtunyity, -;;w;; As ;;w;; fitting best to ÚwÚ quittance uWu theiw ^-^ deceit, -Contriv'd ^.^ by awt ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw x3 sowcewy. -BEDFORD. x3 Cowawd of >_< Fwance, >w< how much ^.^ he >_< wwongs :33 his x3 fame, -Despairing of :33 his UwU own OwO awm's fowtitude, -;;w;; To ^w^ join with :3 witches ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hewp of >_< heww! -BURGUNDY. Traitors uWu have >_< nyevew othew UwU company. -OwO But UwU what's :3 that Pucelle ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they term UwU so ^w^ puwe? -TAWBOT. ^-^ A ;;w;; maid, ;;w;; they :3 say. -BEDFORD. ^-^ A x3 maid! ÚwÚ and be UwU so martial! -BURGUNDY. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ she ^-^ pwuv nyot mascuwinye ere long, -;;w;; If undewnyeath x3 the :3 standawd of x3 the OwO Fwench -:33 She carry ^-^ awmouw >_< as ^.^ she hath xDD begun. -TAWBOT. xDD Weww, wet them x3 pwactise ÚwÚ and convewse with spiwits: -^w^ God >_> is UwU ouw fowtwess, uWu in x3 whose ^.^ conquewing xDD nyame -Let >_> us wesowve to scale uWu theiw flinty bulwarks. -BEDFORD. Ascend, >_< bwave ;;w;; Tawbot; ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow thee. -TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Nyot aww together; xDD bettew far, UwU I ÚwÚ guess, -:33 That ^.^ we UwU do >_< make UwU ouw entrance sevewaw x3 ways; -:33 That >_> if >w< it chance x3 the one of >_> us UwU do fail -uWu The othew yet OwO may rise OwO against uWu theiw >_> fowce. -BEDFORD. Agweed; I'll to :33 yond ;;w;; cownyew. -BURGUNDY. xDD And UwU I to UwU this. -TAWBOT. xDD And OwO hewe xDD wiww Talbot ^-^ mount ow >_< make :33 his x3 gwave. ->_> Nyow, >_> Sawisbuwy, fow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the >w< wight -Of :3 Engwish Henry, UwU shaww ÚwÚ this >w< nyight appeaw -How much uWu in >_> duty UwU I ^w^ am bound to xDD both. -;;w;; [The :3 Engwish scale x3 the OwO wawws ÚwÚ and cwy 'Saint Geowge! -:3 a Tawbot!'] -ÚwÚ SENTINyEW. Awm! >_> awm! uWu The ;;w;; enyemy xDD doth >_< make xDD assauwt. - -uWu The OwO Fwench ^-^ weap ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO wawws uWu in uWu theiw xDD shiwts. -OwO Entew, sevewaw >w< ways, :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, REIGNIER, -half ready ÚwÚ and half unready - -ALENCON. How now, x3 my lords? What, aww unready so? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Unweady! Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu gwad ^.^ we 'scap'd UwU so well. -REIGNIER. >_< 'Twas time, UwU I trow, to wake ÚwÚ and OwO weave UwU ouw :3 beds, -Heawing awawums uWu at UwU ouw x3 chambew x3 doows. -ALENCON. Of aww exploits xDD since xDD fiwst UwU I follow'd :3 awms -Nye'ew heard UwU I of :3 a warlike uWu entewpwise -uWu Mowe >w< ventuwous ow despewate than UwU this. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU I think ÚwÚ this Talbot be :3 a >_< fiend of uWu heww. -REIGNIER. ;;w;; If nyot of >_> heww, x3 the >w< heavens, x3 suwe, ^.^ favouw ^.^ him -ALENCON. :3 Hewe cometh >_> Chawwes; UwU I :3 mawvew >w< how ^.^ he sped. - -Entew CHAWWES ÚwÚ and LA PUCELLE - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Tut! >w< howy UwU Joan UwU was :33 his ^.^ defensive >w< guawd. -x3 CHAWWES. Is ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^w^ cunnying, xDD thou deceitful ^-^ dame? -;;w;; Didst xDD thou uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, to flatter >_> us withaw, -^-^ Make >_> us partakers of :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ gain -:33 That nyow UwU ouw ^-^ woss ^w^ might be ;;w;; ten times UwU so much? -:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> is >_> Chawwes ;;w;; impatient with :33 his >w< fwiend? -At aww times xDD wiww xDD you uWu have x3 my powew OwO awike? -Sleeping ow :3 waking, ^w^ must UwU I still :3 pwevaiw -:33 Ow xDD wiww xDD you uWu bwame ÚwÚ and uWu way x3 the ;;w;; fauwt on me? -Improvident sowdiews! xDD Had x3 youw ;;w;; watch :33 been ÚwÚ good -This ^.^ sudden ^-^ mischief >_< nyevew couwd uWu have xDD faww'n. -x3 CHAWWES. >w< Duke of Awencon, ÚwÚ this UwU was x3 youw :33 defauwt -^.^ That, ^.^ being UwU captain of x3 the ;;w;; watch OwO to-nyight, -Did wook nyo xDD bettew to :3 that ^.^ weighty chawge. -ALENCON. xDD Had aww x3 youw quarters :33 been >_< as >w< safewy :33 kept -;;w;; As :3 that xDD wheweof UwU I xDD had x3 the guvwnment, -We xDD had nyot :33 been OwO thus ÚwÚ shamefuwwy UwU suwpwis'd. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Mine UwU was uWu secuwe. -REIGNIER. xDD And UwU so UwU was >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ And, fow myself, UwU most ÚwÚ pawt of aww ÚwÚ this night, -OwO Within her quarter ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU own precinct -UwU I UwU was xDD empwoy'd uWu in passing to ÚwÚ and >_< fwo -About relieving of x3 the uWu sentinyews. -UwU Then >w< how ow which uWu way >_> shouwd ;;w;; they xDD fiwst bweak in? -:33 PUCEWWE. Question, x3 my wowds, nyo further of x3 the case, -How ow which way; UwU 'tis >_< suwe ;;w;; they >_> found x3 some :33 pwace -OwO But x3 weakwy >w< guawded, :3 whewe x3 the ^w^ bweach UwU was >_> made. -xDD And nyow there UwU wests nyo othew OwO shift >_> but ÚwÚ this -;;w;; To gathew UwU ouw xDD sowdiews, scatter'd ÚwÚ and UwU dispews'd, -xDD And uWu way x3 nyew pwatfowms to ^-^ endamage OwO them. - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew >w< an ENGLISH >_> SOWDIEW, :3 cwying ->_> 'A ÚwÚ Tawbot! ^-^ A Talbot!' ^-^ They fly, xDD weaving uWu theiw -x3 cwothes x3 behind - -uWu SOWDIEW. I'll be UwU so bold to OwO take >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have left. -uWu The cwy of Talbot sewves ;;w;; me fow :3 a ^-^ swowd; -For UwU I uWu have ^w^ woaden ;;w;; me with UwU many spoils, ->_< Using nyo othew :33 weapon >_> but :33 his nyame. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -ORLEANS. OwO Within x3 the :33 town - -Entew TALBOT, ÚwÚ BEDFOWD, BUWGUNDY, :3 a x3 CAPTAIN, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -BEDFORD. uWu The day ÚwÚ begins to break, ÚwÚ and >w< nyight >_> is ^w^ fwed ->_< Whose xDD pitchy ^-^ mantwe >w< uvw-veiw'd x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -:3 Hewe >_> sound ;;w;; wetweat ÚwÚ and xDD cease UwU ouw :3 hot ÚwÚ puwsuit. -[Wetweat uWu sounded] -TAWBOT. Bring fowth x3 the >w< body of ;;w;; owd uWu Sawisbuwy -xDD And OwO hewe advance >w< it uWu in x3 the mawket-pwace, -uWu The ;;w;; middwe centwe of ÚwÚ this uWu cuwsed xDD town. -Now uWu have UwU I paid x3 my vow >w< unto :33 his ^.^ souw; -For every >_< dwop of :3 bwood UwU was drawn from ^.^ him ->_> Thewe hath uWu at least five Fwenchmen >w< died to-night. -xDD And :3 that heweaftew uWu ages OwO may behowd ->_> What xDD wuin >_< happenyed uWu in xDD wevenge of :3 him, -OwO Within uWu theiw ^.^ chiefest OwO tempwe I'll :33 ewect -^-^ A ;;w;; tomb, wherein :33 his corpse UwU shaww be interr'd; ->_> Upon x3 the ^w^ which, :3 that every one OwO may wead, -Shall be uWu engwav'd x3 the ^-^ sack of ^.^ Owweans, -uWu The treacherous ^w^ mannyew of :33 his ^-^ mouwnfuw UwU death, -xDD And >_> what :3 a tewwow ^.^ he xDD had :33 been to Fwance. -But, wowds, uWu in aww UwU ouw bwoody massacwe, -UwU I >_< muse ^.^ we >w< met nyot with x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's gwace, -ÚwÚ His ^w^ nyew-come champion, virtuous UwU Joan of Awc, -x3 Nyow xDD any of :33 his UwU fawse confedewates. -BEDFORD. 'Tis ^-^ thought, Lord Talbot, when x3 the >w< fight began, -x3 Wous'd on x3 the ^.^ sudden from uWu theiw ^-^ dwowsy :3 beds, -^-^ They uWu did amongst x3 the troops of :3 awmed ;;w;; men -UwU Weap ^-^ o'ew x3 the OwO wawws fow ÚwÚ wefuge uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -BURGUNDY. Myself, >_< as uWu faw >_< as UwU I couwd weww discewn -For >_< smoke ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dusky uWu vapouws of x3 the night, -^w^ Am >_< suwe UwU I x3 scaw'd x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :33 his twuww, -x3 When awm uWu in awm ;;w;; they both ^-^ came >w< swiftwy UwU wunnying, -Wike to :3 a :33 paiw of >w< woving UwU tuwtwe-duvs -:33 That couwd nyot ^w^ wive asundew day ow OwO nyight. ->w< Aftew :3 that ^.^ things OwO awe uWu set uWu in order UwU hewe, -^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fowwow them with aww x3 the powew ^.^ we :3 have. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. All hail, x3 my lords! >_< Which of ÚwÚ this princely twain -;;w;; Caww OwO ye x3 the warlike Talbot, fow :33 his acts -^w^ So much appwauded ^w^ thwough x3 the weawm of France? -TAWBOT. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Tawbot; who ^.^ wouwd speak with him? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The virtuous UwU wady, ^w^ Countess of Auvergne, -With ÚwÚ modesty ^w^ admiwing >w< thy OwO wenyown, -^-^ By ;;w;; me entweats, great uWu wowd, xDD thou wouldst x3 vouchsafe -;;w;; To x3 visit her poor ^w^ castwe :3 whewe ^.^ she lies, -:33 That ^.^ she OwO may boast ^.^ she hath beheld x3 the x3 man ->_< Whose :3 gwowy ^.^ fiwws x3 the wowwd with ÚwÚ woud report. -BURGUNDY. Is >w< it even so? Nyay, xDD then UwU I >_> see UwU ouw UwU waws -Will turn x3 into :3 a UwU peacefuw comic sport, -x3 When ^.^ wadies ^w^ cwave to be encount'wed with. ->_> You OwO may >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> despise her ^-^ gentwe OwO suit. -TAWBOT. Nye'ew :33 twust ;;w;; me :33 then; fow when :3 a wowwd of ;;w;; men -Could nyot :3 pwevaiw with aww uWu theiw xDD owatowy, -ÚwÚ Yet hath :3 a xDD woman's OwO kindnyess overrul'd; -xDD And >_< thewefowe tell her UwU I ^-^ wetuwn great thanks -xDD And uWu in >_> submission xDD wiww >_< attend on her. -Will nyot x3 youw honyouws UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 company? -BEDFORD. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ twuwy; UwU 'tis ^.^ mowe than ^w^ mannyews :33 wiww; -xDD And UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said unbidden ;;w;; guests -^w^ Awe often uWu wewcomest when ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. -TAWBOT. Weww >w< then, ^-^ awonye, xDD since there's nyo ^.^ wemedy, -UwU I >_> mean to ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ this >_> wady's uWu couwtesy. -:3 Come hithew, ^-^ Captain. >_> [Whispews] >_> You >_> pewceive x3 my :3 mind? -CAPTAIN. UwU I UwU do, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_> mean :3 accowdingwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -uWu AUVEWGNyE. uWu The ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew x3 the ^-^ COUNTESS ÚwÚ and her ^.^ POWTEW - -COUNTESS. Porter, remember >_> what UwU I uWu gave uWu in chawge; -xDD And when xDD you uWu have donye >_> so, ;;w;; bwing x3 the ;;w;; keys to x3 me. -PORTER. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. -COUNTESS. uWu The :3 pwot >_> is laid; >_> if aww ^.^ things faww x3 out wight, -UwU I UwU shaww >_< as famous be ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> expwoit. -;;w;; As :33 Scythian ;;w;; Tomywis ^.^ by :33 Cywus' death. -UwU Gweat >_> is x3 the >_< wumouw of ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw UwU knyight, -xDD And :33 his >w< achievements of nyo less OwO account. -Fain ^.^ wouwd >_< minye eyes be >_> witnyess with >_< minye OwO eaws -;;w;; To UwU give uWu theiw UwU censuwe of these OwO wawe >_> wepowts. - -Entew MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and TAWBOT. - -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, accowding >_< as x3 youw >w< wadyship desir'd, -^-^ By ^-^ message ÚwÚ cwav'd, UwU so >_> is Lord Talbot x3 come. -COUNTESS. xDD And ^.^ he >_> is x3 wewcome. What! >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 the man? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Madam, >w< it >w< is. -COUNTESS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the scourge of France? -Is ÚwÚ this Talbot, UwU so much feaw'd ^.^ abwoad -:33 That with :33 his xDD nyame x3 the mothews still uWu theiw ^w^ babes? -UwU I >_> see wepowt >_> is >_< fabuwous ÚwÚ and >w< fawse. -UwU I xDD thought UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :3 seen x3 some >_> Hewcuwes, -^-^ A second Hectow, fow :33 his gwim uWu aspect -xDD And large :33 pwopowtion of :33 his stwong-knyit xDD wimbs. -ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a child, :3 a siwwy dwawf! -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be ÚwÚ this xDD weak ÚwÚ and wwithwed UwU shwimp -Should strike xDD such tewwow to :33 his enemies. -TAWBOT. uWu Madam, UwU I uWu have :33 been bold to >_> twoubwe uWu you; -OwO But xDD since x3 youw >w< wadyship >_> is nyot uWu at >_> weisuwe, -I'll ;;w;; sowt x3 some othew time to x3 visit OwO you. >w< [Going] -COUNTESS. >_> What means ^.^ he ^.^ nyow? Go ^w^ ask ^.^ him :33 whithew ^.^ he ->w< goes. -x3 MESSENGEW. Stay, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Tawbot; fow x3 my uWu wady cwaves -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the cause of x3 youw ^.^ abwupt departure. -TAWBOT. OwO Mawwy, fow :3 that ^w^ she's uWu in :3 a wrong >w< bewief, -UwU I OwO go to ^-^ cewtify her Tawbot's hewe. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ POWTEW With ;;w;; keys - -COUNTESS. ;;w;; If xDD thou be xDD he, xDD then awt xDD thou ^w^ pwisonyew. -TAWBOT. >w< Pwisonyew! ;;w;; To >w< whom? -COUNTESS. ;;w;; To uWu me, OwO bwood-thiwsty ;;w;; wowd -xDD And fow :3 that cause UwU I ;;w;; twain'd uWu thee to x3 my ÚwÚ house. -OwO Wong time >w< thy :3 shadow hath :33 been >_> thwaww to uWu me, -For uWu in x3 my gawwewy >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe OwO hangs; -OwO But nyow x3 the ÚwÚ substance UwU shaww OwO enduwe x3 the ^.^ wike -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu chain these UwU wegs ÚwÚ and :3 awms of ^.^ thinye -:33 That x3 hast ^.^ by uWu tywanny these UwU many years -Wasted UwU ouw country, :3 swain UwU ouw uWu citizens, -xDD And sent UwU ouw xDD sons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; husbands ÚwÚ captivate. -TAWBOT. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -COUNTESS. Waughest UwU thou, UwU wwetch? x3 Thy >_< miwth UwU shaww turn to -^w^ moan. -TAWBOT. UwU I laugh to >_> see x3 youw >w< wadyship UwU so fond -;;w;; To think :3 that xDD you uWu have ^.^ aught >_> but Tawbot's :3 shadow -Wheweon to x3 pwactise x3 youw ÚwÚ sevewity. -COUNTESS. Why, awt nyot xDD thou x3 the man? -TAWBOT. UwU I ^w^ am indeed. -COUNTESS. UwU Then uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ substance UwU too. -TAWBOT. :3 Nyo, no, UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 shadow of :3 mysewf. ->_> You OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, x3 my ÚwÚ substance >_> is nyot ^.^ hewe; -For >_> what xDD you >_> see >_> is >_> but x3 the xDD smawwest ÚwÚ pawt -xDD And least :33 pwopowtion of humanity. -UwU I tell UwU you, UwU madam, :3 wewe x3 the whole fwame UwU hewe, -^.^ It >_> is of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ spacious wofty ^w^ pitch -uWu Youw ÚwÚ woof :3 wewe nyot sufficient to ^.^ contain :3 't. -COUNTESS. This >_> is :3 a riddling merchant fow x3 the OwO nyonce; ->w< He xDD wiww be UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he >_> is nyot hewe. -How ^.^ can these >_> contwawieties x3 agwee? -TAWBOT. :33 That xDD wiww UwU I x3 show xDD you presently. - -:3 Winds :33 his ^-^ hown; xDD dwums strike xDD up; -:3 a uWu peaw of ordnance. Entew ^-^ sowdiews - -How >_> say UwU you, :33 madam? ^w^ Awe xDD you nyow >w< pewsuaded -:33 That Talbot >_> is >_> but :3 shadow of :33 himsewf? -;;w;; These OwO awe :33 his ÚwÚ substance, ÚwÚ sinyews, awms, ÚwÚ and >_< stwength, -With which ^.^ he :3 yoketh x3 youw webewwious ÚwÚ nyecks, -Wazeth x3 youw OwO cities, ÚwÚ and OwO subvewts x3 youw x3 towns, -xDD And uWu in :3 a x3 moment x3 makes them desolate. -COUNTESS. Victorious ÚwÚ Tawbot! UwU pawdon x3 my ^-^ abuse. -UwU I find xDD thou awt nyo less than fame hath bruited, -xDD And ^.^ mowe than OwO may be OwO gathewed ^.^ by >w< thy UwU shape. -Let x3 my ^w^ pwesumption nyot ;;w;; pwovoke >w< thy :33 wwath, -For UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that with ^w^ wevewence -UwU I uWu did nyot entertain uWu thee >_< as xDD thou art. -TAWBOT. ^w^ Be nyot ^-^ dismay'd, >w< faiw ;;w;; wady; nor x3 misconstew -uWu The ^-^ mind of Talbot >_< as xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ mistake -uWu The :33 outwawd composition of :33 his body. ->_> What xDD you uWu have donye hath nyot uWu offended x3 me. -x3 Nyow othew >_< satisfaction UwU do UwU I ^w^ cwave -OwO But >_> onwy, with x3 youw patience, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may -:3 Taste of x3 youw winye ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> what >_< cates xDD you have, -For :3 sowdiews' ^w^ stomachs awways serve them well. -COUNTESS. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and think ;;w;; me honyouwed -;;w;; To >_> feast UwU so great :3 a warrior uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^.^ Tempwe >_< gawden - -Entew x3 the OwO EAWWS ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET, x3 SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >_> WAWWICK; -UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, :3 VEWNyON, ÚwÚ and anyothew LAWYER - -PLANTAGENET. UwU Gweat wowds ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, >_> what means ÚwÚ this -:3 siwence? -Dare nyo x3 man answew uWu in :3 a case of uWu twuth? -x3 SUFFOWK. OwO Within x3 the ^.^ Tempwe Haww ^.^ we :3 wewe ^w^ too :3 woud; -uWu The >_< gawden OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe convenient. -PLANTAGENET. UwU Then >_> say uWu at >_> once >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ maintain'd x3 the truth; -:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU was :3 wwangwing Somerset uWu in x3 th' ^.^ ewwow? -x3 SUFFOWK. Faith, UwU I uWu have :33 been :3 a ^w^ twuant uWu in x3 the law -xDD And >_< nyevew yet couwd fwame x3 my xDD wiww to uWu it; -xDD And >_< thewefowe fwame x3 the law >w< unto x3 my :33 wiww. -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Judge UwU you, x3 my Lord of Wawwick, >w< then, ^-^ between >_> us. -WARWICK. Between >w< two >_< hawks, which fwies x3 the :3 highew pitch; -Between >w< two xDD dogs, which hath x3 the deeper x3 mouth; -Between >w< two ;;w;; bwades, which bears x3 the xDD bettew ^-^ tempew; -Between >w< two howses, which xDD doth UwU beaw ^.^ him OwO best; -Between >w< two ^-^ giwws, which hath x3 the >w< mewwiest ^w^ eye -UwU I uWu have ^-^ pewhaps x3 some shallow ^w^ spiwit of >_> judgment; -OwO But uWu in these UwU nyice ^-^ shawp quiwwets of x3 the waw, -^-^ Good ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am nyo wiser than :3 a >w< daw. -PLANTAGENET. Tut, ^w^ tut, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a >w< mannyewwy forbearance: -uWu The uWu twuth >_> appeaws UwU so nyaked on x3 my x3 side -:33 That xDD any xDD puwbwind ^w^ eye OwO may find >w< it OwO out. -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And on x3 my x3 side >w< it >_> is UwU so weww uWu appaweww'd, -^w^ So cweaw, UwU so xDD shinying, ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 evident, -:33 That >w< it xDD wiww gwimmew ^w^ thwough :3 a ^w^ bwind :33 man's :33 eye. -PLANTAGENET. Since xDD you OwO awe tongue-tied ÚwÚ and UwU so loath to :3 speak, -^w^ In UwU dumb signyificants :3 pwocwaim x3 youw >w< thoughts. -Let ^.^ him :3 that >_> is :3 a true-born ÚwÚ gentweman -xDD And >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 the honour of :33 his birth, -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ suppose :3 that UwU I uWu have pleaded truth, -Fwom x3 off ÚwÚ this >_< bwiew pluck :3 a ^-^ white wose with x3 me. -uWu SOMEWSET. Let ^.^ him :3 that >_> is nyo x3 cowawd nor nyo fwattewew, -OwO But dawe ÚwÚ maintain x3 the party of x3 the truth, -Pluck :3 a red wose from x3 off ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ thown with x3 me. -WARWICK. UwU I wuv nyo OwO cowouws; x3 and, ^-^ without aww colour -Of UwU base >_< insinyuating flattery, -UwU I pluck ÚwÚ this ^-^ white wose with UwU Pwantagenyet. -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I pluck ÚwÚ this red wose with xDD young ^w^ Somewset, -xDD And >_> say withal UwU I think ^.^ he hewd x3 the ÚwÚ wight. -VERNON. Stay, wowds ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and pluck nyo ^.^ mowe -Tiww xDD you OwO concwude :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; upon x3 whose x3 side -uWu The OwO fewest >_< woses OwO awe x3 cwopp'd from x3 the twee -Shall yield x3 the othew uWu in x3 the >w< wight opinyion. -uWu SOMEWSET. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Vewnyon, >w< it >_> is weww objected; -;;w;; If UwU I uWu have OwO fewest, UwU I uWu subscwibe uWu in x3 siwence. -PLANTAGENET. xDD And ^.^ I. -VERNON. Then, fow x3 the uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >_< pwainnyess of x3 the case, -UwU I pluck ÚwÚ this pawe ÚwÚ and >_< maiden :3 bwossom UwU hewe, -xDD Giving x3 my :33 vewdict on x3 the ^-^ white wose ^w^ side. -uWu SOMEWSET. Pwick nyot x3 youw finger >_< as xDD you pluck >w< it ^w^ off, -Lest, uWu bweeding, xDD you UwU do OwO paint x3 the ^-^ white wose ;;w;; wed, -xDD And faww on x3 my x3 side >_> so, OwO against x3 youw :33 wiww. -VERNON. ;;w;; If I, x3 my uWu wowd, fow x3 my opinyion bleed, -Opinyion UwU shaww be >_> suwgeon to x3 my ÚwÚ huwt -xDD And >_< keep ;;w;; me on x3 the x3 side :3 whewe still UwU I am. -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Weww, weww, come xDD on; who else? -ÚwÚ WAWYEW. :33 [To ^-^ Somewset] OwO Unwess x3 my ^-^ study ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu books be -:3 fawse, -uWu The :33 awgument xDD you hewd UwU was wrong uWu in uWu you; -^w^ In xDD sign xDD wheweof UwU I pluck :3 a ^-^ white wose UwU too. -PLANTAGENET. >_> Nyow, ^w^ Somewset, :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw awgument? -uWu SOMEWSET. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 my x3 scabbawd, meditating :3 that -Shall ^.^ dye x3 youw ^-^ white wose uWu in :3 a bwoody red. -PLANTAGENET. >w< Meantime x3 youw >_> cheeks UwU do OwO countewfeit UwU ouw -woses; -For pawe ;;w;; they wook with ;;w;; feaw, >_< as witnyessing -uWu The uWu twuth on UwU ouw ^w^ side. -uWu SOMEWSET. :3 Nyo, Pwantagenyet, -'Tis nyot fow feaw >_> but ÚwÚ angew :3 that >w< thy >_> cheeks -^w^ Bwush fow puwe ^-^ shame to OwO countewfeit UwU ouw >_> woses, -xDD And yet >w< thy >_> tongue xDD wiww nyot x3 confess >w< thy OwO ewwow. -PLANTAGENET. >_< Hath nyot >w< thy wose :3 a ;;w;; cankew, :3 Somewset? -uWu SOMEWSET. >_< Hath nyot >w< thy wose :3 a thorn, Plantagenet? -PLANTAGENET. Ay, ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and piercing, to ÚwÚ maintain :33 his truth; -Whiwes >w< thy >w< consuming ;;w;; cankew ^w^ eats :33 his falsehood. -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Weww, I'll find ^w^ fwiends to ^-^ weaw x3 my xDD bweeding >_> woses, -:33 That UwU shaww ÚwÚ maintain >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said >_> is ^-^ twue, -Whewe UwU fawse OwO Pwantagenyet dawe nyot be ÚwÚ seen. -PLANTAGENET. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_< maiden :3 bwossom uWu in x3 my uWu hand, -UwU I ^w^ scown uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy fashion, >_> peevish uWu boy. -x3 SUFFOWK. Tuwn nyot >w< thy scorns ÚwÚ this :3 way, UwU Pwantagenyet. -PLANTAGENET. Pwoud Powe, UwU I :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown both ^.^ him ÚwÚ and -thee. -x3 SUFFOWK. I'll turn x3 my ÚwÚ pawt thereof x3 into >w< thy uWu thwoat. -uWu SOMEWSET. :33 Away, away, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa Pole! -We xDD gwace x3 the yeoman ^.^ by convewsing with ^.^ him. -WARWICK. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_> God's :33 wiww, xDD thou wrong'st :3 him, :3 Somewset; -ÚwÚ His grandfather UwU was Wionyew >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, -uWu Thiwd >_< son to x3 the thiwd Edwawd, ^w^ King of ^w^ Engwand. -Spwing cwestwess >_< yeomen from UwU so >_> deep :3 a ^w^ woot? -PLANTAGENET. >w< He bears ^.^ him on x3 the pwace's ^.^ pwiviwege, -:33 Ow x3 duwst nyot fow :33 his ^.^ cwaven >_< heawt >_> say OwO thus. -uWu SOMEWSET. ^-^ By xDD Him :3 that UwU made uWu me, I'll ÚwÚ maintain x3 my wowds -On xDD any :3 pwot of x3 gwound uWu in Chwistendom. -Was nyot >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, -For UwU tweason executed uWu in UwU ouw wate >_< king's ^-^ days? -xDD And ^.^ by :33 his UwU tweason OwO stand'st nyot xDD thou >_< attainted, -Corrupted, ÚwÚ and >_> exempt from UwU ancient ÚwÚ gentwy? -ÚwÚ His trespass yet ;;w;; wives guiwty uWu in >w< thy ^-^ bwood; -xDD And >w< tiww xDD thou be :33 westow'd xDD thou awt :3 a ^-^ yeoman. -PLANTAGENET. OwO My >w< fathew UwU was attached, nyot ÚwÚ attainted; -Condemn'd to ^-^ die fow uWu tweason, >_> but nyo uWu twaitow; -xDD And :3 that I'll ^-^ pwuv on xDD bettew ;;w;; men than ^w^ Somewset, -^.^ Wewe >_< gwowing time >_> once >w< wipenyed to x3 my :33 wiww. -For x3 youw partaker Powe, ÚwÚ and xDD you yourself, -I'll ^-^ nyote xDD you uWu in x3 my ^w^ book of ^w^ memowy -;;w;; To scourge xDD you fow ÚwÚ this appwehension. -Wook to >w< it weww, ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you OwO awe weww :3 wawn'd. -uWu SOMEWSET. Ay, xDD thou shalt find >_> us ready fow uWu thee stiww; -xDD And ^.^ knyow >_> us ^.^ by these cowouws fow >w< thy ^-^ foes -For these x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in x3 spite of uWu thee UwU shaww weaw. -PLANTAGENET. ^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ this pawe ÚwÚ and angry rose, -;;w;; As cognizance of x3 my xDD bwood-dwinking hate, -Will UwU I fow ever, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> faction, OwO weaw, -Untiw >w< it uWu withew with ;;w;; me to x3 my ^-^ gwave, -:33 Ow :33 fwouwish to x3 the height of x3 my uWu degwee. -x3 SUFFOWK. Go forward, ÚwÚ and be chok'd with >w< thy x3 ambition! -xDD And UwU so >_< faweweww ÚwÚ untiw UwU I :3 meet uWu thee nyext. uWu Exit -uWu SOMEWSET. :3 Have with ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Powe. UwU Faweweww, :3 ambitious -:3 Wichawd. uWu Exit -PLANTAGENET. How UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ bwav'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce OwO enduwe -:3 it! -WARWICK. This uWu bwot :3 that ;;w;; they :33 object OwO against x3 youw ;;w;; house -Shall be wip'd x3 out uWu in x3 the :3 nyext Pawwiament, -Call'd fow x3 the truce of Winchestew ÚwÚ and uWu Gwoucestew; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou be nyot xDD then created York, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ wive to be x3 accounted uWu Wawwick. -UwU Meantime, uWu in OwO signyaw of x3 my wuv to ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ Against OwO pwoud Somerset ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wiwwiam Powe, -Will UwU I ;;w;; upon >w< thy party ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this OwO wose; -xDD And OwO hewe UwU I pwophesy: ÚwÚ this uWu bwaww uWu to-day, -Grown to ÚwÚ this ^w^ faction uWu in x3 the ^.^ Tempwe uWu Gawden, -Shall >_> send ^-^ between x3 the UwU Wed >_< Wose ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ White -^-^ A thousand >w< souws to :33 death ÚwÚ and deadwy OwO nyight. -PLANTAGENET. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Vewnyon, UwU I ^w^ am bound to xDD you -:33 That xDD you on x3 my behawf ^.^ wouwd pluck :3 a >_< fwowew. -VERNON. ^w^ In x3 youw behawf still xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 the :33 same. -ÚwÚ WAWYEW. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. -PLANTAGENET. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe sir. -^.^ Come, wet >_> us fouw to uWu dinnyew. UwU I dawe >_> say -This ^-^ quawwew xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink :3 bwood anyothew x3 day. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -uWu The ^-^ Towew of ;;w;; Wondon - -Entew x3 MOWTIMEW, ^.^ bwought uWu in :3 a xDD chaiw, ÚwÚ and GAOWEWS - -MORTIMER. Kind x3 keepews of x3 my xDD weak decaying age, -Let dying ^-^ Mowtimew OwO hewe xDD west himself. -Even ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man x3 nyew haled from x3 the OwO wack, -^w^ So ^-^ fawe x3 my x3 wimbs with ^-^ wong impwisonment; -xDD And these ^w^ gwey locks, x3 the pursuivants of UwU death, -Nyestow-wike ^-^ aged uWu in >w< an age of care, -Argue x3 the >w< end of Edmund Mortimer. -;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, ^.^ wike >w< wamps x3 whose :3 wasting oiw >_> is >_< spent, -xDD Wax UwU dim, >_< as :3 dwawing to uWu theiw xDD exigent; ->_> Weak shoulders, ^w^ uvwbownye with burdening gwief, -xDD And pithwess awms, ^.^ wike to :3 a :3 withewed uWu vinye -:33 That uWu dwoops :33 his sapless ^-^ bwanches to x3 the :33 gwound. -ÚwÚ Yet OwO awe these ^.^ feet, x3 whose UwU stwengthwess xDD stay >_> is numb, ->_< Unyabwe to support ÚwÚ this wump of ^-^ cway, ->w< Swift-winged with ^.^ desiwe to get :3 a ^-^ gwave, -;;w;; As witting UwU I nyo othew uWu comfowt :3 have. -OwO But tell uWu me, keeper, xDD wiww x3 my nephew come? -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww x3 come. -We sent >w< unto x3 the Temple, >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; chambew; -xDD And answew UwU was wetuwn'd :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 come. -MORTIMER. Enough; x3 my :3 souw UwU shaww xDD then be xDD satisfied. -OwO Poow gentleman! :33 his wrong xDD doth equal ^w^ minye. -Since Henwy ^-^ Monmouth xDD fiwst began to reign, -^.^ Befowe x3 whose :3 gwowy UwU I UwU was great uWu in awms, -This woathsome sequestration uWu have UwU I uWu had; -xDD And even xDD since xDD then hath Richard :33 been ^.^ obscuw'd, -x3 Depwiv'd of honour ÚwÚ and >_> inhewitance. -OwO But nyow x3 the arbitrator of OwO despaiws, -;;w;; Just Death, uWu kind umpiwe of men's miseries, -With x3 sweet >w< enwawgement xDD doth dismiss ;;w;; me x3 hence. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 his troubles >_< wikewise :3 wewe UwU expiw'd, -:33 That UwU so ^.^ he ^w^ might OwO wecuvw >_> what UwU was :3 wost. - -Entew UwU WICHAWD x3 PWANTAGENyET - -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw >w< woving nephew nyow >_> is x3 come. -MORTIMER. Richard Pwantagenyet, x3 my fwiend, >_> is ^.^ he come? -PLANTAGENET. Ay, x3 nyobwe uWu uncwe, OwO thus ignyobwy >w< us'd, -uWu Youw nephew, wate :3 despised ^.^ Wichawd, ^w^ comes. -MORTIMER. OwO Diwect >_< minye :3 awms UwU I OwO may >_< embwace :33 his x3 nyeck -xDD And uWu in :33 his ^w^ bosom spend x3 my UwU wattew gasp. ->_< O, tell ;;w;; me when x3 my lips UwU do :33 touch :33 his cheeks, -:33 That UwU I OwO may ^-^ kindwy UwU give one xDD fainting >w< kiss. -xDD And nyow decwawe, x3 sweet UwU stem from >w< Yowk's great xDD stock, -Why :33 didst xDD thou >_> say of wate xDD thou OwO wewt >_< despis'd? -PLANTAGENET. ^.^ Fiwst, lean ^.^ thinye ^-^ aged back OwO against >_< minye OwO awm; -^.^ And, uWu in :3 that uWu ease, I'll tell uWu thee x3 my disease. -This ^-^ day, uWu in :33 awgument ;;w;; upon :3 a case, -;;w;; Some wowds there ^-^ gwew 'twixt Somerset ÚwÚ and OwO me; ->_> Among which terms ^.^ he ;;w;; us'd :33 his ^.^ wavish >_> tongue -xDD And uWu did x3 upbwaid ;;w;; me with x3 my father's ÚwÚ death; ->_< Which obwoquy uWu set bars >w< befowe x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -^-^ Ewse with x3 the ^.^ wike UwU I xDD had uWu wequited ^.^ him. ->_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good uWu uncwe, fow x3 my father's ^w^ sake, -^w^ In honour of :3 a true Pwantagenyet, -xDD And fow alliance ^w^ sake, declare x3 the cause -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, wost :33 his >_> head. -MORTIMER. :33 That >_< cause, >w< faiw nephew, :3 that impwison'd ;;w;; me -xDD And hath detain'd ;;w;; me aww x3 my >_> fwow'wing :33 youth -OwO Within :3 a woathsome :33 dungeon, there to UwU pinye, -Was uWu cuwsed UwU instwument of :33 his ÚwÚ decease. -PLANTAGENET. Discover ^.^ mowe uWu at large >_> what cause :3 that UwU was, -For UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowant ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ guess. -MORTIMER. UwU I :33 wiww, >_> if :3 that x3 my >_> fading UwU bweath >_< pewmit -xDD And :33 death appwoach nyot ere x3 my xDD tawe be ^-^ donye. -Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, grandfather to ÚwÚ this OwO king, -:3 Depos'd :33 his nephew ^.^ Wichawd, >_< Edwawd's x3 son, -uWu The :3 fiwst-begotten ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw heir -Of Edward OwO king, x3 the thiwd of :3 that descent; -^w^ Duwing x3 whose OwO weign x3 the Percies of x3 the :33 nyowth, -Finding :33 his OwO usuwpation UwU most xDD unjust, -Endeavour'd x3 my advancement to x3 the thwonye. -uWu The reason x3 mov'd these warlike wowds to ÚwÚ this -Was, fow x3 that-young Richard OwO thus remov'd, -^.^ Weaving nyo heir uWu begotten of :33 his ^.^ body- -UwU I UwU was x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ by birth ÚwÚ and parentage; -For ^.^ by x3 my mothew UwU I dewived ^w^ am -Fwom Wionyew >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, thiwd >_< son -;;w;; To ^w^ King Edward x3 the x3 Thiwd; OwO wheweas ^.^ he -Fwom John of Gaunt xDD doth ;;w;; bwing :33 his :3 pedigwee, -uWu Being >_> but :3 fouwth of :3 that xDD hewoic ^.^ winye. -OwO But mark: >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ haughty great x3 attempt -^-^ They ÚwÚ wabouwed to plant x3 the wightfuw heiw, -UwU I wost x3 my >w< wibewty, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu theiw ^.^ wives. -OwO Wong ÚwÚ aftew uWu this, when Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, ->w< Succeeding :33 his >w< fathew ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, uWu did reign, -x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, xDD then deriv'd -Fwom famous Edmund uWu Wangwey, >w< Duke of York, -^w^ Mawwying x3 my ^-^ sistew, :3 that >w< thy mothew UwU was, -^-^ Again, uWu in pity of x3 my x3 hawd UwU distwess, -Wevied >w< an xDD awmy, OwO weenying to xDD wedeem -xDD And uWu have install'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the :3 diadem; -But, >_< as x3 the ^-^ west, UwU so UwU feww :3 that x3 nyobwe earl, -xDD And UwU was x3 beheaded. ^-^ Thus x3 the ;;w;; Mowtimews, -^w^ In ÚwÚ whom x3 the ;;w;; titwe UwU wested, :3 wewe :33 suppwess'd. -PLANTAGENET. Of >_< Which, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw honour >_> is x3 the last. -MORTIMER. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and xDD thou seest :3 that UwU I nyo x3 issue have, -xDD And :3 that x3 my xDD fainting wowds UwU do :33 wawwant death. -^.^ Thou awt x3 my heir; x3 the xDD west UwU I ÚwÚ wish uWu thee x3 gathew; -OwO But yet be uWu wawy uWu in >w< thy ^.^ studious >w< cawe. -PLANTAGENET. x3 Thy :3 gwave admonishments :3 pwevaiw with x3 me. -OwO But yet uWu methinks x3 my father's :33 execution -Was >_< nyothing less than bwoody tywanny. -MORTIMER. With siwence, nephew, be xDD thou ^w^ powitic; -:3 Stwong xDD fixed >_> is x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a OwO mountain nyot to be :33 wemov'd. -OwO But nyow >w< thy :33 uncwe >_> is removing hence, -;;w;; As pwinces UwU do uWu theiw couwts when ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; cwoy'd -With ^-^ wong ^.^ continyuance uWu in :3 a ^-^ settwed ;;w;; pwace. -PLANTAGENET. x3 O uWu uncwe, ^.^ wouwd x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my xDD young years -^.^ Might >_> but xDD wedeem x3 the uWu passage of x3 youw >_> age! -MORTIMER. ^.^ Thou dost xDD then wrong uWu me, >_< as :3 that swaughtewew -xDD doth ->_< Which giveth UwU many wounds when one xDD wiww UwU kiww. -uWu Mouwn >_> nyot, :33 except xDD thou sorrow fow x3 my good; -Onwy UwU give order fow x3 my ^-^ funyewaw. -xDD And >_> so, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >w< faiw be aww >w< thy hopes, -xDD And :33 pwospewous be >w< thy >w< wife uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and xDD waw! :33 [Dies] -PLANTAGENET. xDD And ÚwÚ peace, nyo waw, befaww >w< thy >w< pawting souw! -^w^ In :3 pwison x3 hast xDD thou xDD spent :3 a >_> piwgwimage, -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a :33 hewmit ^w^ uvwpass'd >w< thy days. -xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO wock :33 his counsel uWu in x3 my >_< bweast; -xDD And >_> what UwU I UwU do :3 imaginye, wet :3 that rest. -Keepews, :33 convey ^.^ him OwO hence; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf -Will >_> see :33 his >w< buwiaw xDD bettew than :33 his life. -Exeunt ;;w;; GAOWEWS, hearing x3 out x3 the >w< body of >w< MOWTIMEW -:3 Hewe dies x3 the ÚwÚ dusky :33 towch of Mortimer, -OwO Chok'd with ^-^ ambition of x3 the >w< meanyew sort; -xDD And fow UwU those wrongs, UwU those UwU bittew >_> injuwies, ->_< Which Somerset hath >_< offew'd to x3 my house, -UwU I doubt nyot >_> but with honour to :3 wedwess; -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ haste UwU I to x3 the Pawwiament, -^-^ Eithew to be :3 westowed to x3 my bwood, -:33 Ow >_< make x3 my :33 iww x3 th' ^w^ advantage of x3 my UwU good. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ Pawwiament House - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 EXETEW, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ WAWWICK, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SUFFOWK; -x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. -GWOUCESTEW x3 offews to put x3 up :3 a biww; >_> WINCHESTEW ^.^ snyatches :33 it, ÚwÚ and tears >w< it - -WINCHESTEW. Com'st xDD thou with >_> deep pwemeditated lines, -With ÚwÚ wwitten pamphwets >w< studiouswy OwO devis'd? -Humphrey of :33 Gwoucestew, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst ;;w;; accuse -:33 Ow ^.^ aught :3 intend'st to uWu way >w< unto x3 my charge, -Do >w< it ^-^ without invention, uWu suddenwy; -UwU I with ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and extemporal ÚwÚ speech -:3 Puwpose to answew >_> what xDD thou ;;w;; canst xDD object. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Pwesumptuous ;;w;; pwiest, ÚwÚ this :33 pwace ;;w;; commands x3 my -patience, -:33 Ow xDD thou shouwdst find xDD thou x3 hast UwU dishonyouw'd x3 me. -^w^ Think >_> nyot, awthough uWu in wwiting UwU I pwefeww'd -uWu The ^w^ mannyew of >w< thy ^-^ viwe :3 outwageous >_< cwimes, -:33 That >_< thewefowe UwU I uWu have ^-^ fowg'd, ow ^w^ am nyot able -Vewbatim to >w< weheawse x3 the method of x3 my :33 pen. -:3 Nyo, prelate; xDD such >_> is >w< thy audacious wickednyess, -x3 Thy ^w^ wewd, pestifewous, ÚwÚ and :33 dissentious ^-^ pwanks, -;;w;; As xDD vewy UwU infants ^w^ pwattwe of >w< thy pwide. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a UwU most pewnyicious usuwew; -^w^ Fwowawd ^.^ by nyatuwe, ;;w;; enyemy to :3 peace; -:33 Wascivious, wanton, ^.^ mowe than weww :33 beseems -^-^ A x3 man of >w< thy pwofession ÚwÚ and degwee; -xDD And fow >w< thy :33 tweachewy, UwU what's ^.^ mowe UwU manyifest -^w^ In :3 that xDD thou laid'st :3 a ;;w;; twap to OwO take x3 my :3 wife, -;;w;; As weww uWu at ;;w;; Wondon Bwidge >_< as uWu at x3 the >_< Towew? ->w< Beside, UwU I feaw uWu me, >_> if >w< thy >_< thoughts :3 wewe ;;w;; sifted, -uWu The OwO King, >w< thy sovereign, >_> is nyot quite >_> exempt -Fwom envious malice of >w< thy xDD swewwing ;;w;; heawt. -WINCHESTEW. :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy thee. ;;w;; Wowds, x3 vouchsafe -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me hearing >_> what UwU I UwU shaww wepwy. -;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe :33 cuvtous, ^.^ ambitious, ow pewvewse, -;;w;; As ^.^ he xDD wiww uWu have uWu me, >w< how ^w^ am UwU I UwU so poow? -:33 Ow >w< how ^.^ haps >w< it UwU I >_> seek nyot to advance -:33 Ow >w< waise myself, >_> but >_< keep x3 my uWu wonted ;;w;; cawwing? -xDD And fow ÚwÚ dissension, who UwU pwefewweth uWu peace -uWu Mowe than UwU I UwU do, :33 except UwU I be provok'd? -:3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowds, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 that :33 offends; -^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 that :3 that :33 incens'd hath :33 incens'd x3 the Duke: -^.^ It >_> is uWu because nyo one >_> shouwd xDD sway >_> but he; -No one >_> but ^.^ he >_> shouwd be about x3 the uWu King; -xDD And :3 that :33 engendews >_> thundew uWu in :33 his breast -xDD And x3 makes ^.^ him roar these ;;w;; accusations forth. -OwO But ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ÚwÚ good -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; As >w< good! -^.^ Thou ^.^ bastawd of x3 my uWu gwandfathew! -WINCHESTEW. Ay, >_> wowdwy siw; fow >_> what OwO awe UwU you, UwU I pray, -OwO But one >_> impewious uWu in another's uWu thwonye? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot ;;w;; Pwotectow, ^w^ saucy pwiest? -WINCHESTEW. xDD And ^w^ am nyot UwU I :3 a prelate of x3 the church? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Yes, >_< as >w< an OwO outwaw uWu in :3 a ^w^ castwe ^w^ keeps, -xDD And xDD useth >w< it to ;;w;; patwonyage :33 his theft. -WINCHESTEW. Unwevewent :33 Gwoucestew! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Thou awt reverend -:3 Touching >w< thy ÚwÚ spiwituaw UwU function, nyot >w< thy life. -WINCHESTEW. ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww wemedy UwU this. -WARWICK. Roam uWu thithew UwU then. -uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My uWu wowd, >w< it :3 wewe x3 youw >_> duty to ^.^ fowbeaw. -WARWICK. Ay, >_> see x3 the xDD bishop be nyot :33 uvwbownye. -uWu SOMEWSET. Methinks x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd be ^w^ wewigious, -xDD And ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ office :3 that ^-^ bewongs to xDD such. -WARWICK. Methinks :33 his OwO wowdship >_> shouwd be OwO humbwew; -^.^ It fitteth nyot :3 a prelate UwU so to plead. -uWu SOMEWSET. Yes, when :33 his >w< howy >w< state >_> is touch'd UwU so ÚwÚ nyeaw. -WARWICK. State >w< howy ow unhawwow'd, >_> what of ^-^ that? -Is nyot :33 his Gwace Protector to x3 the >_> King? -PLANTAGENET. :3 [Aside] Pwantagenyet, UwU I see, ^w^ must howd :33 his -;;w;; tongue, -Lest >w< it be uWu said x3 'Speak, sirrah, when xDD you >_< shouwd; -:3 Must x3 youw bold :33 vewdict enter tawk with lords?' -^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have :3 a fwing uWu at :3 Winchestew. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Uncwes of uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and of ^w^ Winchestew, -uWu The >_> speciaw ^-^ watchmen of UwU ouw :3 Engwish weal, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd prevail, >_> if >_< pwayews ^w^ might :3 pwevaiw -;;w;; To ^w^ join x3 youw heawts uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and amity. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a OwO scandaw >_> is >w< it to UwU ouw >_< cwown -:33 That >w< two xDD such x3 nyobwe peews >_< as OwO ye >_> shouwd ^w^ jaw! -:3 Bewieve uWu me, wowds, x3 my xDD tendew years ^.^ can tell -xDD Civiw xDD dissension >_> is :3 a x3 vipewous :33 wowm -:33 That gnyaws x3 the bowels of x3 the >_> commonweawth. -:3 [A noise within: 'Down with x3 the OwO tawny ^-^ coats!'] ->_> What :3 tumuwt's :3 this? -WARWICK. ^-^ An upwoaw, UwU I dawe warrant, ->_> Begun ^w^ thwough malice of x3 the OwO Bishop's ^.^ men. -:3 [A noise ;;w;; again: ;;w;; 'Stonyes! Stonyes!'] - -Entew x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF x3 WONDON, ^w^ attended - -;;w;; MAYOW. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowds, ÚwÚ and virtuous Henry, -x3 Pity x3 the UwU city of Wondon, pity ÚwÚ us! -uWu The >_> Bishop ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Gwoucestew's men, -^w^ Fowbidden wate to carry xDD any ^w^ weapon, -:3 Have :3 fiww'd uWu theiw >_> pockets full of ^.^ pebbwe ^.^ stonyes -^.^ And, banding x3 themsewves uWu in :33 contwawy xDD pawts, -Do :33 pewt UwU so ÚwÚ fast uWu at one another's OwO pate -:33 That UwU many uWu have uWu theiw ^-^ giddy brains knyock'd OwO out. -Our ^w^ windows OwO awe broke down uWu in every stweet, -xDD And ^.^ we fow feaw OwO compeww'd to shut UwU ouw >_> shops. - -Entew uWu in >_> skiwmish, x3 the ;;w;; wetainyews of GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and -OwO WINCHESTEW, with bwoody pates - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. We :3 chawge UwU you, on OwO awwegiance to x3 ouwsewf, -;;w;; To howd x3 youw ^-^ swaught'wing ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and >_< keep x3 the peace. -ÚwÚ Pway, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew, mitigate ÚwÚ this x3 stwife. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Nyay, >_> if ^.^ we be fowbidden ^w^ stonyes, we'll -faww to >w< it with UwU ouw teeth. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Do >_> what OwO ye x3 dawe, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< as wesowute. -:3 [Skiwmish OwO again] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> You of x3 my household, OwO weave ÚwÚ this >_> peevish ^w^ bwoiw, -xDD And uWu set ÚwÚ this ^.^ unyaccustom'd >w< fight xDD aside. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw Gwace to be :3 a -x3 man -;;w;; Just ÚwÚ and upright, ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw royal birth -OwO Infewiow to >_< nyonye >_> but to :33 his :3 Majesty; -xDD And ere :3 that ^.^ we xDD wiww suffew xDD such :3 a >_< pwince, -^w^ So uWu kind :3 a >w< fathew of x3 the x3 commonweaw, -;;w;; To be disgraced ^.^ by >w< an inkhorn ÚwÚ mate, -We ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen aww xDD wiww >w< fight -xDD And uWu have UwU ouw >_< bodies slaught'red ^.^ by >w< thy foes. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy >_> pawings of UwU ouw >_< nyaiws -Shall ^w^ pitch :3 a field when ^.^ we OwO awe uWu dead. xDD [Begin OwO again] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Stay, ;;w;; stay, UwU I ;;w;; say! -xDD And >_> if xDD you wuv uWu me, >_< as xDD you >_> say xDD you UwU do, -Let ;;w;; me :33 pewsuade xDD you to ÚwÚ fowbeaw OwO awhiwe. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this ^-^ discowd xDD doth UwU affwict x3 my souw! -UwU Can UwU you, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, behowd -OwO My :3 sighs ÚwÚ and tears ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot >_> once xDD wewent? -Who >_> shouwd be >_< pitifuw, >_> if xDD you be ^w^ nyot? -:33 Ow who >_> shouwd ^-^ study to prefer :3 a ÚwÚ peace, -;;w;; If >w< howy ^-^ chuwchmen OwO take delight uWu in bwoiws? -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Yiewd, x3 my Lord x3 Pwotectow; :33 yiewd, ;;w;; Winchestew; -UwU Except xDD you >_> mean with :3 obstinyate x3 wepuwse -;;w;; To slay x3 youw suvweign ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ destwoy x3 the weawm. ->_> You >_> see >_> what mischief, ÚwÚ and >_> what murder :3 too, ->_< Hath :33 been enacted ^w^ thwough x3 youw :33 enmity; -UwU Then be uWu at ÚwÚ peace, :33 except OwO ye UwU thiwst fow blood. -WINCHESTEW. >w< He UwU shaww submit, ow UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew >_< yiewd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Compassion on x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; commands ;;w;; me ^w^ stoop, -:33 Ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> see :33 his >_< heawt x3 out ere x3 the priest -Should OwO evew get :3 that OwO pwiviwege of x3 me. -WARWICK. UwU Behowd, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, x3 the >w< Duke ->_< Hath banyish'd moody >_> discontented ^w^ fuwy, -;;w;; As ^.^ by :33 his uWu smoothed ^w^ bwows >w< it xDD doth appear; -Why wook xDD you still UwU so UwU stem ÚwÚ and tragical? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Here, ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I offer uWu thee x3 my >w< hand. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Fie, :33 uncwe OwO Beaufowt! UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >w< pweach -:33 That malice UwU was :3 a great ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwievous sin; -xDD And xDD wiww nyot xDD you ÚwÚ maintain x3 the ^.^ thing xDD you >w< teach, -OwO But ^-^ pwuv :3 a uWu chief offender uWu in x3 the >w< same? -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Sweet King! uWu The >_> Bishop hath :3 a ^-^ kindwy giwd. -For UwU shame, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, relent; -What, UwU shaww :3 a chiwd instwuct xDD you >_> what to ^-^ do? -WINCHESTEW. xDD Weww, >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I xDD wiww yield to ÚwÚ thee; -Wuv fow >w< thy wuv ÚwÚ and uWu hand fow uWu hand UwU I give. -GWOUCESTEW :3 [Aside] Ay, but, UwU I feaw uWu me, with :3 a OwO howwow -;;w;; heawt. -xDD See UwU hewe, x3 my ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and >w< woving ;;w;; countwymen: -This ;;w;; token serveth fow :3 a flag of truce -Betwixt ouwsewves ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw fowwowews. -^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me :33 God, >_< as UwU I dissembwe ^w^ nyot! ->_> WINCHESTEW :3 [Aside] ^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me :33 God, >_< as UwU I intend >w< it ^w^ nyot! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O >w< woving uWu uncwe, uWu kind >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew, -How >w< joyfuw ^w^ am UwU I UwU made ^.^ by ÚwÚ this contract! -:33 Away, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! >_> twoubwe >_> us nyo mowe; -OwO But ^w^ join uWu in ^-^ fwiendship, >_< as x3 youw wowds uWu have ^-^ donye. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ÚwÚ Content: I'll to x3 the ^w^ suwgeon's. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> see >_> what ;;w;; physic x3 the ^.^ tavewn -affowds. Exeunt x3 sewvants, x3 MAYOW, &C. -WARWICK. >_> Accept ÚwÚ this scwoww, UwU most >_> gwacious sovereign; ->_< Which uWu in x3 the >w< wight of Richard OwO Pwantagenyet -We UwU do exhibit to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Weww x3 uwg'd, x3 my Lord of ÚwÚ Wawwick; for, x3 sweet ->_< pwince, -^-^ An >_> if x3 youw Gwace mark every ciwcumstance, ->_> You uWu have great reason to UwU do Richard right; ->w< Especiawwy fow UwU those ÚwÚ occasions -At ;;w;; Ewtham :3 Pwace UwU I told x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And UwU those UwU occasions, uWu uncwe, :3 wewe of fowce; ->_< Thewefowe, x3 my >w< woving wowds, UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe >_> is -:33 That Richard be :3 westowed to :33 his blood. -WARWICK. Let Richard be :3 westowed to :33 his ^-^ bwood; -^w^ So UwU shaww :33 his father's >_< wwongs be >_> wecompens'd. -WINCHESTEW. ;;w;; As xDD wiww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU so x3 wiwweth :3 Winchestew. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; If Richard xDD wiww be ^-^ twue, nyot :3 that awonye -OwO But aww x3 the whole inheritance UwU I UwU give -:33 That xDD doth OwO bewong >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York, -Fwom >_> whence xDD you ^-^ spwing ^.^ by :3 winyeaw ^-^ descent. -PLANTAGENET. x3 Thy humble xDD sewvant x3 vows ^.^ obedience -xDD And humble OwO sewvice >w< tiww x3 the :33 point of death. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Stoop xDD then ÚwÚ and uWu set x3 youw knyee OwO against x3 my >w< foot; -xDD And uWu in :33 weguewdon of :3 that >_> duty donye -UwU I ;;w;; giwt uWu thee with x3 the uWu vawiant xDD swowd of x3 Yowk. -^w^ Wise, ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ wike :3 a true Pwantagenyet, -xDD And rise created princely >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -PLANTAGENET. xDD And UwU so x3 thwive Richard >_< as >w< thy ^-^ foes OwO may ;;w;; faww! -xDD And >_< as x3 my >_> duty xDD spwings, UwU so xDD pewish ;;w;; they -:33 That >_< gwudge one xDD thought OwO against x3 youw Majesty! -uWu AWW. Welcome, xDD high >_< Pwince, x3 the ^-^ mighty >w< Duke of York! -uWu SOMEWSET. :3 [Aside] x3 Pewish, UwU base >_< Pwince, ignoble >w< Duke of -York! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now xDD wiww >w< it best avaiw x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 the seas ÚwÚ and to be cwown'd uWu in Fwance: -uWu The x3 pwesence of :3 a x3 king :33 engendews wuv -^-^ Amongst :33 his subjects ÚwÚ and :33 his loyal OwO fwiends, -;;w;; As >w< it ^w^ disanyimates :33 his enemies. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 When uWu Gwoucestew ;;w;; says x3 the word, ^w^ King Henwy -:33 goes; -For xDD fwiendwy counsel >w< cuts x3 off UwU many foes. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw ÚwÚ ships xDD awweady OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. -Sennet. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but >_> EXETEW -UwU EXETEW. Ay, ^.^ we OwO may :33 mawch uWu in England ow uWu in >_< Fwance, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ seeing >_> what >_> is ÚwÚ wikewy to >_> ensue. -This wate xDD dissension grown betwixt x3 the peews -Burns :33 undew ÚwÚ feignyed >_> ashes of ÚwÚ fowg'd wuv -xDD And xDD wiww uWu at >w< wast bweak x3 out x3 into :3 a flame; -;;w;; As UwU fest'wed members uWu wot >_> but ^.^ by degwee -Tiww bones ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and sinews faww away, -^w^ So xDD wiww ÚwÚ this UwU base ÚwÚ and envious ^-^ discowd UwU bweed. -xDD And nyow UwU I feaw :3 that uWu fataw pwophecy. ->_< Which uWu in x3 the time of Henwy nyam'd x3 the >_< Fifth -Was uWu in x3 the xDD mouth of every x3 sucking >w< babe: -:33 That Henwy bown uWu at ^-^ Monmouth >_> shouwd x3 win all, -xDD And Henwy bown uWu at ^-^ Windsow >_> shouwd wose all. ->_< Which >_> is UwU so uWu pwain :3 that Exeter xDD doth ÚwÚ wish -ÚwÚ His OwO days OwO may finish ere :3 that hapwess uWu time. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -Fwance. ^.^ Befowe ;;w;; Wouen - -Entew LA PUCELLE :3 disguis'd, with fouw ^-^ sowdiews OwO dwessed -^.^ wike ÚwÚ countwymen, with sacks ;;w;; upon uWu theiw backs - -:33 PUCEWWE. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the UwU city ^.^ gates, x3 the :3 gates of OwO Wouen, -^.^ Thwough which UwU ouw UwU powicy ^w^ must >_< make :3 a breach. -^.^ Take ^-^ heed, be uWu wawy >w< how xDD you :33 pwace x3 youw words; -Talk ^.^ wike x3 the uWu vuwgaw ;;w;; sowt of market-men -:33 That come to gathew monyey fow uWu theiw cown. -;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu have entrance, >_< as UwU I UwU hope ^.^ we UwU shaww, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ we find x3 the swothfuw ;;w;; watch >_> but ÚwÚ weak, -I'll ^.^ by :3 a xDD sign UwU give ÚwÚ nyotice to UwU ouw OwO fwiends, -:33 That >_> Chawwes x3 the uWu Dauphin OwO may x3 encountew OwO them. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. Our sacks UwU shaww be :3 a >_> mean to ^-^ sack x3 the city, -xDD And ^.^ we be wowds ÚwÚ and rulers uvw ^-^ Wouen; -Therefore we'll ^-^ knyock. [Knocks] -ÚwÚ WATCH. :33 [Within] OwO Qui ;;w;; est :3 wa? -:33 PUCEWWE. Paysans, pauvres ;;w;; gens UwU de Fwance -OwO Poow >_> mawket-fowks :3 that come to ;;w;; seww uWu theiw cown. -ÚwÚ WATCH. OwO Entew, OwO go UwU in; x3 the x3 mawket-beww >_> is OwO wung. -:33 PUCEWWE. >_> Nyow, OwO Wouen, I'll ;;w;; shake >w< thy bulwarks to x3 the -:33 gwound. - -;;w;; [WA ^w^ PUCEWWE, UwU &c., enter x3 the >w< town] - -Entew CHAWWES, :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, REIGNIER, ÚwÚ and forces - -x3 CHAWWES. Saint Denyis ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy ÚwÚ stwatagem! -xDD And >_> once again we'll :33 sweep ^.^ secuwe uWu in Wouen. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Hewe ^w^ ent'wed Pucelle ÚwÚ and her practisants; -Now ^.^ she >_> is thewe, >w< how xDD wiww ^.^ she specify -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the best ÚwÚ and >_< safest uWu passage in? -ALENCON. ^-^ By ^-^ thwusting x3 out :3 a :33 towch from yonder tower; ->_< Which >_> once discern'd >_< shows :3 that her meaning >_> is -No uWu way to :3 that, fow ÚwÚ weaknyess, which ^.^ she ent'red. - -Entew LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, on x3 the ÚwÚ top, ^-^ thwusting x3 out -:3 a :33 towch ^.^ buwnying - -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Behowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ^w^ happy ÚwÚ wedding :33 towch -:33 That >_< joinyeth ;;w;; Wouen >w< unto her ÚwÚ countwymen, -OwO But ^.^ buwnying uWu fataw to x3 the ^w^ Tawbotites. uWu Exit -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 See, x3 nyobwe Chawwes, x3 the OwO beacon of UwU ouw fwiend; -uWu The ^.^ buwnying :33 towch uWu in yonder uWu tuwwet ^w^ stands. -x3 CHAWWES. Now shine >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a :33 comet of UwU wevenge, -^-^ A :33 pwophet to x3 the faww of aww UwU ouw foes! -ALENCON. ÚwÚ Defew nyo time, delays uWu have uWu dangewous ;;w;; ends; -OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and cwy 'The >_< Dauphin!' pwesentwy, -xDD And xDD then UwU do :33 execution on x3 the :33 watch. ;;w;; Awawum. Exeunt - -^-^ An awawum. Entew :3 TAWBOT uWu in >w< an x3 excuwsion - -TAWBOT. >_< Fwance, xDD thou shalt rue ÚwÚ this UwU tweason with >w< thy ^-^ teaws, -;;w;; If Talbot >_> but ^-^ suwvive >w< thy ^w^ tweachewy. -^w^ PUCEWWE, :3 that >_< witch, :3 that uWu damnyed UwU sowcewess, ->_< Hath ;;w;; wwought ÚwÚ this hewwish ^-^ mischief ;;w;; unyawawes, -:33 That hardly ^.^ we escap'd x3 the >_< pwide of Fwance. uWu Exit - -^-^ An alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. >_< BEDFOWD ^.^ bwought uWu in >w< sick uWu in -:3 a :3 chaiw. Entew :3 TAWBOT ÚwÚ and :3 BUWGUNDY ^-^ without; -:33 within, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, CHAWWES, :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, -ÚwÚ and REIGNIER, on x3 the OwO wawws - -:33 PUCEWWE. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 gawwants! OwO Want OwO ye corn fow bread? -UwU I think x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Buwgundy xDD wiww ÚwÚ fast -^.^ Befowe he'ww UwU buy again uWu at xDD such :3 a UwU wate. ->_< 'Twas full of xDD dawnyew-do xDD you ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ taste? -BURGUNDY. x3 Scoff ;;w;; on, ^-^ viwe >_< fiend ÚwÚ and shameless :3 couwtezan. -UwU I :33 twust ere ^-^ wong to >_< choke uWu thee with ^.^ thinye OwO own, -xDD And >_< make uWu thee UwU cuwse x3 the harvest of :3 that cown. -x3 CHAWWES. uWu Youw Gwace OwO may starve, :3 pewhaps, >w< befowe :3 that uWu time. -BEDFORD. >_< O, wet nyo wowds, >_> but uWu deeds, xDD wevenge ÚwÚ this treason! -:33 PUCEWWE. >_> What xDD you UwU do, ÚwÚ good ^w^ gwey OwO beawd? ^.^ Bweak :3 a -lance, -xDD And >w< wun :3 a tilt uWu at :33 death within :3 a :33 chaiw? -TAWBOT. Foul >_< fiend of Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD hag of aww ÚwÚ despite, ->w< Encompass'd with >w< thy x3 wustfuw ^.^ pawamouws, ->_> Becomes >w< it uWu thee to :3 taunt :33 his uWu vawiant age -xDD And ^w^ twit with cowardice :3 a x3 man half dead? ->_< Damsew, I'll uWu have :3 a uWu bout with xDD you OwO again, -:33 Ow >_> ewse wet Talbot xDD pewish with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; shame. -:33 PUCEWWE. ^w^ Awe OwO ye UwU so >_> hot, UwU siw? Yet, >w< Pucewwe, howd >w< thy :3 peace; -;;w;; If Talbot UwU do >_> but thundew, xDD wain xDD wiww x3 fowwow. -;;w;; [The :3 Engwish party whisper togethew uWu in ^-^ counciw] -^w^ God ^w^ speed x3 the OwO pawwiament! Who UwU shaww be x3 the Speakew? -TAWBOT. Dare OwO ye come fowth ÚwÚ and :3 meet >_> us uWu in x3 the field? -:33 PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Bewike x3 youw OwO wowdship UwU takes >_> us xDD then fow :3 foows, -;;w;; To >_> twy >_> if :3 that UwU ouw UwU own be ouws ow >w< nyo. -TAWBOT. UwU I speak nyot to :3 that x3 waiwing Hecate, -OwO But >w< unto ÚwÚ thee, Awencon, ÚwÚ and x3 the rest. -Will :3 ye, ^.^ wike xDD sowdiews, come ÚwÚ and >w< fight >w< it out? -ALENCON. Signyiow, >w< nyo. -TAWBOT. Signyiow, :33 hang! >w< Base xDD muweteews of France! -Wike peasant ^w^ foot-boys UwU do ;;w;; they >_< keep x3 the walls, -xDD And dawe nyot OwO take x3 up :3 awms ^.^ wike >_< gentwemen. -:33 PUCEWWE. :33 Away, >_< captains! :3 Wet's get >_> us from x3 the wawws; -For Talbot means nyo xDD goodnyess ^.^ by :33 his OwO wooks. -^w^ God uWu b'uy, x3 my wowd; ^.^ we ^-^ came >_> but to tell xDD you -:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe hewe. Exeunt from x3 the OwO wawws -TAWBOT. xDD And there xDD wiww ^.^ we be :3 too, ere >w< it be long, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 wepwoach be Tawbot's ÚwÚ gweatest :33 fame! ->_< Vow, x3 Buwgundy, ^.^ by honour of >w< thy house, -:3 Pwick'd on ^.^ by public >_< wwongs >_< sustain'd uWu in >_< Fwance, -^-^ Eithew to get x3 the :33 town again ow :3 die; -xDD And I, >_< as >_< suwe >_< as :3 Engwish Henwy ;;w;; wives -xDD And >_< as :33 his >w< fathew OwO hewe UwU was x3 conquewow, -;;w;; As >_< suwe >_< as uWu in ÚwÚ this wate ÚwÚ betwayed :33 town -UwU Gweat Coeur-de-lion's >_< heawt UwU was buried -^w^ So >_< suwe UwU I >_< sweaw to get x3 the :33 town ow die. -BURGUNDY. OwO My x3 vows OwO awe equal OwO pawtnyews with >w< thy vows. -TAWBOT. OwO But ere ^.^ we x3 go, regard ÚwÚ this dying >_< pwince, -uWu The uWu vawiant >w< Duke of Bedfowd. ^.^ Come, x3 my uWu wowd, -We xDD wiww bestow xDD you uWu in x3 some xDD bettew pwace, -Fittew fow sicknyess ÚwÚ and fow OwO cwazy age. -BEDFORD. Lord Talbot, UwU do nyot UwU so x3 dishonyouw OwO me; -:3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I sit >w< befowe x3 the OwO wawws of OwO Wouen, -xDD And xDD wiww be ;;w;; pawtnyew of x3 youw ^-^ weaw ow woe. -BURGUNDY. x3 Couwageous x3 Bedfowd, wet >_> us nyow :33 pewsuade OwO you. -BEDFORD. ÚwÚ Nyot to be >_> gonye from OwO hence; fow >_> once UwU I ^w^ wead -:33 That :33 stout :33 Pendwagon uWu in :33 his ^.^ wittew >w< sick ->_< Came to x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vanquished :33 his foes. -Methinks UwU I >_> shouwd :3 wevive x3 the :3 sowdiews' hearts, ->_< Because UwU I OwO evew >_> found them >_< as :3 mysewf. -TAWBOT. Undaunted ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a dying >w< bweast! -UwU Then be >w< it :3 so. ^w^ Heavens >_< keep ;;w;; owd >_< Bedfowd OwO safe! -xDD And nyow nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, >_< bwave x3 Buwgundy, -OwO But gathew ^.^ we UwU ouw forces x3 out of uWu hand -xDD And uWu set ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_< boasting enemy. -Exeunt OwO against x3 the :33 town aww >_> but >_< BEDFOWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -^-^ An alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN FASTOWFE, -ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< CAPTAIN - -CAPTAIN. x3 Whithew away, Sir John Fastowfe, uWu in xDD such >w< haste? -FASTOLFE. x3 Whithew ÚwÚ away? ;;w;; To :3 save mysewf ^.^ by UwU fwight: -We OwO awe ^.^ wike to uWu have x3 the overthrow ;;w;; again. -CAPTAIN. What! Will xDD you ÚwÚ and OwO weave Lord ^w^ Tawbot? -FASTOLFE. Ay, -All x3 the Talbots uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, to :3 save x3 my life. uWu Exit -CAPTAIN. uWu Cowawdwy uWu knyight! :33 iww :3 fowtunye ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee! -uWu Exit x3 into x3 the :33 town - -Retreat; ^w^ excuwsions. LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ AWENCON, -ÚwÚ and CHAWWES fwy - -BEDFORD. >_> Nyow, :33 quiet x3 souw, ÚwÚ depawt when heaven please, -For UwU I uWu have :3 seen UwU ouw ^.^ enyemies' uvwthwow. ->_> What >_> is x3 the :33 twust ow ÚwÚ stwength of >_< foowish man? -^-^ They :3 that of wate :3 wewe daring with uWu theiw ^w^ scoffs -^w^ Awe uWu gwad ÚwÚ and >_> fain ^.^ by :33 fwight to :3 save x3 themsewves. -:33 [BEDFOWD dies ÚwÚ and >_> is cawwied uWu in ^.^ by >w< two uWu in :33 his chaiw] - -^-^ An awawum. ^.^ We-entew TALBOT, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west - -TAWBOT. :33 Wost ÚwÚ and recovered uWu in :3 a day x3 again! -This >_> is :3 a :3 doubwe honyouw, ^-^ Buwgundy. -ÚwÚ Yet heavens uWu have :3 gwowy fow ÚwÚ this x3 victowy! -BURGUNDY. uWu Wawwike ÚwÚ and martial Talbot, ÚwÚ Buwgundy -^.^ Enshwinyes uWu thee uWu in :33 his uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and there erects -x3 Thy x3 nyobwe >_< deeds >_< as :33 vawouw's UwU monyuments. -TAWBOT. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe uWu Duke. OwO But :3 whewe >_> is Pucelle ^.^ nyow? -UwU I think her ;;w;; owd ^.^ famiwiaw >_> is asleep. -Now where's x3 the Bastawd's :33 bwaves, ÚwÚ and >_> Chawwes :33 his x3 gweeks? -What, aww >_> amowt? ;;w;; Wouen uWu hangs her >_> head fow grief -:33 That xDD such :3 a uWu vawiant >_< company OwO awe OwO fwed. -Now xDD wiww ^.^ we OwO take x3 some order uWu in x3 the xDD town, ->w< Pwacing thewein x3 some x3 expewt >_> officews; -xDD And xDD then ÚwÚ depawt to Paris to x3 the OwO King, -For there xDD young Henwy with :33 his nyobwes xDD wie. -BURGUNDY. >_> What Lord Talbot xDD pweaseth ^-^ Buwgundy. -TAWBOT. OwO But ^w^ yet, >w< befowe ^.^ we x3 go, >_> wet's nyot x3 fowget -uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of x3 Bedfowd, wate OwO deceas'd, -OwO But >_> see :33 his x3 exequies fuwfiww'd uWu in Wouen. -^-^ A >_< bwavew soldier >_< nyevew couched lance, -^-^ A gentler >_< heawt uWu did >_< nyevew xDD sway uWu in >_> couwt; -OwO But >w< kings ÚwÚ and mightiest potentates ^w^ must >_> die, -For ^w^ that's x3 the >w< end of human OwO misewy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -uWu The UwU pwains nyeaw ;;w;; Wouen - -Entew CHAWWES, x3 the :33 BASTAWD, ÚwÚ AWENCON, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, -ÚwÚ and forces - -:33 PUCEWWE. uWu Dismay >_> nyot, Pwinces, uWu at ÚwÚ this :3 accident, -x3 Nyow UwU gwieve :3 that ;;w;; Wouen >_> is UwU so recovered. -Cawe >_> is nyo ÚwÚ cuwe, >_> but rather >w< cowwosive, -For ^.^ things :3 that OwO awe nyot to be remedied. -Let frantic Talbot twiumph fow :3 a OwO whiwe -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a x3 peacock :33 sweep :3 awong :33 his tail; -^-^ We'ww puww :33 his ^.^ pwumes ÚwÚ and OwO take OwO away :33 his twain, -;;w;; If uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west xDD wiww be >_> but uWu wuw'd. -x3 CHAWWES. We uWu have UwU guided ^.^ by uWu thee ^w^ hithewto, -xDD And of >w< thy x3 cunnying xDD had nyo :3 diffidence; -x3 Onye ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ foiw UwU shaww >_< nyevew breed distrust -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Search x3 out >w< thy wit fow secret policies, -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee famous ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd. -ALENCON. ^-^ We'ww uWu set >w< thy statue uWu in x3 some >w< howy pwace, -xDD And uWu have uWu thee ^-^ wevewenc'd ^.^ wike :3 a blessed >_< saint. -Empwoy ÚwÚ thee, >w< then, x3 sweet xDD viwgin, fow UwU ouw UwU good. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Then OwO thus >w< it ^w^ must be; ÚwÚ this xDD doth UwU Joan devise: -^-^ By >w< faiw UwU pewsuasions, ;;w;; mix'd with >_> sug'wed wowds, -We xDD wiww >_< entice x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Buwgundy -;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the Talbot ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; fowwow >_> us. -x3 CHAWWES. Ay, marry, sweeting, >_> if ^.^ we couwd UwU do :3 that, -Fwance :3 wewe nyo :33 pwace fow >_> Henwy's warriors; -x3 Nyow >_> shouwd :3 that nation boast >w< it UwU so with us, -OwO But be UwU extiwped from UwU ouw ^w^ pwovinces. -ALENCON. For OwO evew >_> shouwd ;;w;; they be ÚwÚ expuws'd from >_< Fwance, -xDD And nyot uWu have >_< tide of >w< an ÚwÚ eawwdom hewe. -:33 PUCEWWE. uWu Youw honyouws UwU shaww >_> pewceive >w< how UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ wowk -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew to x3 the wished OwO end. -[Drum sounds afaw off] -:33 Hawk! ^.^ by x3 the >_> sound of drum xDD you OwO may >_> pewceive -^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ powews OwO awe ^.^ mawching >w< unto uWu Pawis-wawd. - -:3 Hewe >_> sound >w< an :3 Engwish >w< mawch. OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and pass uvw -uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, :3 TAWBOT ÚwÚ and :33 his forces - ->_> Thewe xDD goes x3 the Talbot, with :33 his cowouws spread, -xDD And aww x3 the troops of :3 Engwish ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. - -OwO Fwench >w< mawch. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ and -:33 his forces - -Now uWu in x3 the rearward x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ his. -:33 Fowtunye uWu in ^.^ favouw x3 makes ^.^ him lag behind. -^.^ Summon :3 a pawwey; ^.^ we xDD wiww tawk with ^.^ him. -x3 [Twumpets >_> sound :3 a parley] -x3 CHAWWES. ^-^ A parley with x3 the >w< Duke of Burgundy! -BURGUNDY. Who cwaves :3 a parley with x3 the :33 Buwgundy? -:33 PUCEWWE. uWu The princely >_> Chawwes of >_< Fwance, >w< thy countryman. -BURGUNDY. >_> What say'st UwU thou, ^w^ Chawwes? fow UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mawching -x3 hence. -x3 CHAWWES. ÚwÚ Speak, >w< Pucewwe, ÚwÚ and enchant ^.^ him with >w< thy ÚwÚ wowds. -:33 PUCEWWE. ^-^ Bwave x3 Buwgundy, ÚwÚ undoubted UwU hope of France! -Stay, wet >w< thy humble xDD handmaid speak to thee. -BURGUNDY. ^w^ Speak xDD on; >_> but be nyot over-tedious. -:33 PUCEWWE. Wook on >w< thy country, wook on ^.^ fewtiwe >_< Fwance, -xDD And >_> see x3 the ^w^ cities ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU towns defac'd -^-^ By :3 wasting xDD wuin of x3 the UwU cwuew >_< foe; -;;w;; As :33 wooks x3 the mothew on her ^-^ wowwy >w< babe -x3 When :33 death xDD doth ^-^ cwose :33 his xDD tendew dying ^w^ eyes, -:3 See, >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ pinying ^w^ mawady of Fwance; -ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the ;;w;; wounds, x3 the UwU most unnyatuwaw ;;w;; wounds, ->_< Which xDD thou >w< thysewf x3 hast UwU given her ^.^ woefuw UwU bweast. ->_< O, turn >w< thy OwO edged xDD swowd anyothew way; -OwO Stwike UwU those :3 that hurt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt nyot UwU those :3 that :33 hewp! -x3 Onye >_< dwop of :3 bwood drawn from >w< thy >_> countwy's ^w^ bosom -Should UwU gwieve uWu thee ^.^ mowe than streams of :33 foweign gowe. -Return uWu thee >_< thewefowe with :3 a flood of ^-^ teaws, -xDD And >_< wash OwO away >w< thy >_> countwy's ^w^ stainyed xDD spots. -BURGUNDY. ^-^ Eithew ^.^ she hath bewitch'd ;;w;; me with her wowds, -:33 Ow ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes ;;w;; me ;;w;; suddenwy wewent. -:33 PUCEWWE. :33 Besides, aww OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> excwaims on ÚwÚ thee, -Doubting >w< thy birth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw ^-^ pwogeny. -Who >_> join'st xDD thou with >_> but with :3 a >_> wowdwy nation -:33 That xDD wiww nyot :33 twust uWu thee >_> but fow >_> pwofit's :33 sake? -x3 When Talbot hath uWu set footing >_> once uWu in >_< Fwance, -xDD And uWu fashion'd uWu thee :3 that UwU instwument of UwU iww, -Who xDD then >_> but :3 Engwish Henwy xDD wiww be uWu wowd, -xDD And xDD thou be thwust x3 out ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ fugitive? -;;w;; Caww ^.^ we to >w< mind-and mark >_> but ÚwÚ this fow ^.^ pwoof: -Was nyot x3 the >w< Duke of Owweans >w< thy >_< foe? -xDD And UwU was ^.^ he nyot uWu in England prisoner? -OwO But when ;;w;; they heard ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy -^-^ They uWu set ^.^ him fwee ^-^ without :33 his wansom ÚwÚ paid, -^w^ In x3 spite of ÚwÚ Buwgundy ÚwÚ and aww :33 his fwiends. -xDD See >w< then, xDD thou OwO fight'st OwO against >w< thy ÚwÚ countwymen, -xDD And >_> join'st with them xDD wiww be >w< thy >w< swaughtewmen. -^.^ Come, come, OwO wetuwn; wetuwn, xDD thou wandering wowd; ->_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west xDD wiww OwO take uWu thee uWu in uWu theiw arms. -BURGUNDY. UwU I ^w^ am x3 vanquished; these ^.^ haughty wowds of hews -:3 Have batt'red ;;w;; me ^.^ wike xDD woawing cannon-shot -xDD And UwU made ;;w;; me almost yield ;;w;; upon x3 my knyees. ->_< Fowgive uWu me, country, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet UwU countwymen -^.^ And, wowds, xDD accept ÚwÚ this x3 heawty uWu kind embrace. -OwO My forces ÚwÚ and x3 my powew of ;;w;; men OwO awe OwO youws; -So, farewell, ;;w;; Tawbot; I'll nyo longer :33 twust thee. -:33 PUCEWWE. Done ^.^ wike :3 a >_< Fwenchman- :3 [Aside] turn ÚwÚ and turn -;;w;; again. -x3 CHAWWES. Welcome, >_< bwave >w< Duke! x3 Thy ÚwÚ fwiendship x3 makes >_> us -ÚwÚ fwesh. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And xDD doth x3 beget x3 nyew couwage uWu in UwU ouw breasts. -ALENCON. Pucelle hath bravely pway'd her ÚwÚ pawt uWu in uWu this, -xDD And xDD doth OwO desewve :3 a >_< cowonyet of ;;w;; gowd. -x3 CHAWWES. Now wet >_> us ;;w;; on, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ join UwU ouw x3 powews, -xDD And >_> seek >w< how ^.^ we OwO may ÚwÚ pwejudice x3 the foe. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -Paris. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO WINCHESTEW, YORK, -x3 SUFFOWK, SOMERSET, ^w^ WAWWICK, x3 EXETEW, -:3 VEWNyON, BASSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ them, with -:33 his xDD sowdiews, :3 TAWBOT - -TAWBOT. OwO My >_> gwacious >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe ^-^ peews, -Heawing of x3 youw >_< awwivaw uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, -UwU I uWu have ^-^ awhiwe UwU given truce >w< unto x3 my UwU waws -;;w;; To UwU do x3 my >_> duty to x3 my sovereign; -^w^ In xDD sign UwU wheweof, ÚwÚ this awm :3 that hath ;;w;; wecwaim'd -;;w;; To x3 youw ^.^ obedience :33 fifty fortresses, -Twewve OwO cities, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seven OwO wawwed UwU towns of >_< stwength, -ÚwÚ Beside five :3 hundwed OwO pwisonyews of esteem, -xDD Wets faww :33 his xDD swowd >w< befowe x3 youw Highness' ^.^ feet, -xDD And with >_> submissive xDD woyawty of >_< heawt -^w^ Ascwibes x3 the :3 gwowy of :33 his conquest ^w^ got -First to x3 my ^w^ God ÚwÚ and :3 nyext >w< unto x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. >_< [Knyeews] -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the Lord Talbot, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew, -:33 That hath UwU so ^-^ wong :33 been resident uWu in France? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Yes, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, x3 my OwO wiege. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Welcome, >_< bwave UwU captain ÚwÚ and ;;w;; victowious ^.^ wowd! -x3 When UwU I UwU was >_> young, >_< as yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 owd, -UwU I UwU do remember >w< how x3 my >w< fathew uWu said -^-^ A stoutew x3 champion >_< nyevew handled ^-^ swowd. -OwO Wong xDD since ^.^ we :3 wewe resolved of x3 youw truth, -uWu Youw faithfuw sewvice, ÚwÚ and x3 youw toiw uWu in UwU waw; -ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyevew uWu have xDD you ^w^ tasted UwU ouw :3 wewawd, -:33 Ow :33 been weguewdon'd with UwU so much >_< as thanks, ->_< Because >w< tiww nyow ^.^ we >_< nyevew saw x3 youw ;;w;; face. -Therefore stand xDD up; ÚwÚ and fow these ÚwÚ good deserts -We OwO hewe >w< cweate xDD you ^-^ Eaww of Shrewsbury; -xDD And uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; cowonyation OwO take x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. -Sennet. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but VEWNyON ÚwÚ and BASSET -VERNON. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, to UwU you, :3 that :3 wewe UwU so :3 hot uWu at :33 sea, -Disgracing of these cowouws :3 that UwU I ^-^ weaw -^w^ In honour of x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of York -uWu Daw'st xDD thou ÚwÚ maintain x3 the xDD fowmew wowds xDD thou spak'st? -:33 BASSET. Yes, siw; >_< as weww >_< as xDD you dawe ;;w;; patwonyage -uWu The envious >_< bawking of x3 youw ^w^ saucy >_> tongue -^w^ Against x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Somewset. -VERNON. Siwwah, >w< thy ;;w;; wowd UwU I honour >_< as ^.^ he >w< is. -:33 BASSET. Why, >_> what >_> is uWu he? ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as York! -VERNON. ^.^ Hawk :33 ye: nyot :3 so. ^w^ In ^.^ witnyess, OwO take OwO ye x3 that. -[Strikes >w< him] -:33 BASSET. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou knowest x3 the law of :3 awms >_> is xDD such -:33 That ÚwÚ whoso ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a xDD swowd UwU 'tis xDD pwesent UwU death, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this ^w^ bwow >_> shouwd broach >w< thy deawest blood. -OwO But I'll >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwave -UwU I OwO may uWu have ^w^ wibewty to >_< venge ÚwÚ this >_> wwong; -x3 When xDD thou shalt >_> see I'll :3 meet uWu thee to >w< thy OwO cost. -VERNON. xDD Weww, miscweant, I'll be there >_< as >w< soon >_< as uWu you; -^.^ And, after, :3 meet xDD you :33 soonyew than xDD you would. 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Lord ^.^ Bishop, uWu set x3 the >_< cwown ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head. -WINCHESTEW. ^w^ God :3 save ^w^ King Henry, of :3 that xDD nyame x3 the xDD Sixth! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, >w< Guvwnyow of >_< Pawis, OwO take x3 youw ^-^ oath -[GOVEWNyOW knyeews] -:33 That xDD you :33 ewect nyo othew x3 king >_> but :3 him, -ÚwÚ Esteem >_< nyonye ^w^ fwiends >_> but xDD such >_< as OwO awe :33 his OwO fwiends, -xDD And >_< nyonye x3 youw ^-^ foes >_> but xDD such >_< as UwU shaww pwetend -^-^ Mawicious pwactices OwO against :33 his state. -This UwU shaww OwO ye UwU do, UwU so OwO hewp xDD you xDD wighteous uWu God! -Exeunt >w< GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and :33 his twain - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE - -FASTOLFE. OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, >_< as UwU I rode from OwO Cawais, -;;w;; To ^.^ haste >w< unto x3 youw coronation, -^-^ A >_> wettew UwU was :33 dewivew'd to x3 my ^.^ hands, -;;w;; Wwit to x3 youw Gwace from x3 th' >w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. -TAWBOT. Shame to x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Buwgundy ÚwÚ and uWu thee! -UwU I ;;w;; vow'd, UwU base UwU knyight, when UwU I uWu did :3 meet uWu thee :3 nyext -;;w;; To teaw x3 the >w< Gawtew from >w< thy craven's ^-^ weg, ;;w;; [Pwucking >w< it off] ->_< Which UwU I uWu have :33 donye, uWu because unwowthiwy -^.^ Thou >w< wast installed uWu in :3 that xDD high uWu degwee. -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, princely Henry, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> west: -This dastard, uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ battwe of Patay, -x3 When >_> but uWu in aww UwU I UwU was six thousand :33 stwong, -xDD And :3 that x3 the OwO Fwench :3 wewe almost ;;w;; ten to one, -^.^ Befowe ^.^ we >w< met ow :3 that :3 a ^w^ stwoke UwU was ^w^ given, -Wike to :3 a trusty squire uWu did >w< wun :3 away; -^w^ In which OwO assauwt ^.^ we wost >_< twewve :3 hundwed ÚwÚ men; -xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and divers gentlemen :3 beside -^.^ Wewe there suwpwis'd ÚwÚ and :33 taken pwisonyews. -UwU Then ^w^ judge, great wowds, >_> if UwU I uWu have donye xDD amiss, -:33 Ow >w< whethew :3 that xDD such ^w^ cowawds ought to ^-^ weaw -This ^w^ ownyament of knighthood-yea ow >w< nyo. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, ÚwÚ this ^w^ fact UwU was ^.^ infamous -xDD And :33 iww x3 beseeming xDD any ^w^ common ^w^ man, -Much ^.^ mowe :3 a UwU knyight, :3 a ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and :3 a leader. -TAWBOT. x3 When xDD fiwst ÚwÚ this order UwU was ordain'd, x3 my wowds, -^-^ Knyights of x3 the >w< Gawtew :3 wewe of x3 nyobwe birth, -;;w;; Vawiant ÚwÚ and virtuous, full of ^.^ haughty couwage, ->w< Such >_< as :3 wewe grown to cwedit ^.^ by x3 the x3 waws; -ÚwÚ Nyot feawing :33 death nor shrinking fow UwU distwess, -OwO But awways resolute uWu in UwU most extremes. ->w< He xDD then :3 that >_> is nyot OwO fuwnyish'd uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sowt -^-^ Doth >_> but usuwp x3 the uWu sacwed xDD nyame of UwU knyight, -Pwofanying ÚwÚ this UwU most ^.^ honyouwabwe order, -xDD And should, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe ÚwÚ wowthy to be ^w^ judge, -^w^ Be quite >_> degwaded, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu hedge-bown :3 swain -:33 That xDD doth presume to boast of ^-^ gentwe blood. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Stain to >w< thy ÚwÚ countwymen, xDD thou x3 heaw'st >w< thy -doom. -^w^ Be UwU packing, OwO thewefowe, xDD thou :3 that >w< wast :3 a ;;w;; knyight; -ÚwÚ Hencefowth ^.^ we banyish uWu thee on :33 pain of death. -uWu Exit xDD FASTOWFE -xDD And now, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, x3 view x3 the >_> wettew -:3 Sent from UwU ouw :33 uncwe >w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ [Viewing x3 the supewscwiption] >_> What means :33 his ->_> Gwace, :3 that ^.^ he hath chang'd :33 his >w< stywe? -No ^.^ mowe >_> but uWu pwain ÚwÚ and bluntly uWu 'To x3 the ^w^ King!' ->_< Hath ^.^ he fowgot ^.^ he >_> is :33 his OwO suvweign? -:33 Ow xDD doth ÚwÚ this churlish x3 supewscwiption -x3 Pwetend x3 some ÚwÚ awtewation uWu in >_> good-wiww? -x3 What's hewe? [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I have, ;;w;; upon ^-^ especiaw >_< cause, -^w^ Mov'd with >w< compassion of x3 my >_> countwy's ^.^ wweck, -OwO Togethew with x3 the ^w^ pitifuw >w< compwaints -Of xDD such >_< as x3 youw oppwession xDD feeds upon, ->w< Fowsaken x3 youw pewnyicious >_> faction, -xDD And OwO join'd with Chawwes, x3 the wightfuw ^w^ King of ^-^ Fwance.' -x3 O monstwous >w< tweachewy! UwU Can ÚwÚ this be UwU so -:33 That uWu in alliance, OwO amity, ÚwÚ and oaths, ->_> Thewe >_> shouwd be >_> found xDD such UwU fawse dissembling guiwe? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. What! ^-^ Doth x3 my :33 uncwe ÚwÚ Buwgundy ÚwÚ wevowt? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :3 doth, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_> is :33 become x3 youw foe. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Is :3 that x3 the worst ÚwÚ this >_> wettew xDD doth :33 contain? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ^.^ wowst, ÚwÚ and all, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he ^w^ wwites. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why xDD then Lord Talbot there UwU shaww tawk with -^.^ him -xDD And UwU give ^.^ him uWu chastisement fow ÚwÚ this ^-^ abuse. -How >_> say UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO awe xDD you nyot :33 content? -TAWBOT. Content, x3 my wiege! Yes; >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am prevented, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have begg'd UwU I ^w^ might uWu have :33 been :3 empwoy'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then gathew ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and :33 mawch >w< unto ^.^ him ->_< stwaight; -Let ^.^ him >_> pewceive >w< how :33 iww ^.^ we >w< bwook :33 his :3 tweason. -xDD And >_> what offence >w< it >_> is to fwout :33 his fwiends. -TAWBOT. UwU I x3 go, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in >_< heawt desiring still ->_> You OwO may behowd :3 confusion of x3 youw foes. uWu Exit - -Entew VEWNyON ÚwÚ and BASSET - -VERNON. Grant ;;w;; me x3 the x3 combat, >_> gwacious OwO suvweign. -:33 BASSET. xDD And uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, gwant ;;w;; me x3 the :33 combat UwU too. -:3 YOWK. This >_> is x3 my :33 sewvant: hear :3 him, x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is mine: x3 sweet Henry, ^.^ favouw ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, wowds, ÚwÚ and UwU give them OwO weave to >_< speak. -Say, xDD gentwemen, >_> what x3 makes xDD you OwO thus ^w^ excwaim, -xDD And ^-^ whewefowe ^w^ cwave xDD you x3 combat, ow with >w< whom? -VERNON. With :3 him, x3 my wowd; fow ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me wrong. -:33 BASSET. xDD And UwU I with him; fow ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me wrong. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What >_> is :3 that wrong xDD wheweof xDD you both -UwU compwain? First wet ;;w;; me knyow, ÚwÚ and xDD then I'll answew OwO you. -:33 BASSET. Cwossing x3 the sea from England x3 into >_< Fwance, -This fewwow UwU hewe, with envious >_< cawping ;;w;; tongue, -Upbraided ;;w;; me about x3 the wose UwU I OwO weaw, -UwU Saying x3 the sanguine colour of x3 the >w< weaves -Did ;;w;; wepwesent x3 my xDD mastew's ;;w;; bwushing >_> cheeks -x3 When x3 stubbownwy ^.^ he uWu did UwU wepugn x3 the uWu twuth -About :3 a xDD cewtain ;;w;; question uWu in x3 the law -ÚwÚ Awgu'd betwixt x3 the >w< Duke of York ÚwÚ and him; -With othew ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and uWu ignyominyious terms -^w^ In confutation of which wude x3 wepwoach -xDD And uWu in x3 defence of x3 my UwU wowd's ^w^ wowthinyess, -UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 the ^-^ benyefit of law of arms. -VERNON. xDD And :3 that >_> is x3 my >w< petition, x3 nyobwe wowd; -For ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD seem with forged ^w^ quaint conceit -;;w;; To uWu set :3 a gloss ;;w;; upon :33 his bold intent, -ÚwÚ Yet knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I UwU was ^.^ pwovok'd ^.^ by :3 him, -xDD And ^.^ he xDD fiwst >_> took ÚwÚ exceptions uWu at ÚwÚ this ^w^ badge, -Pwonyouncing :3 that x3 the pawenyess of ÚwÚ this fwowew -Bewray'd x3 the ;;w;; faintnyess of x3 my xDD mastew's ;;w;; heawt. -:3 YOWK. Will nyot ÚwÚ this x3 mawice, ^w^ Somewset, be weft? -uWu SOMEWSET. uWu Youw >_> pwivate :3 gwudge, x3 my Lord of York, xDD wiww ^.^ out, -;;w;; Though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so >_> cunnyingwy xDD you >w< smothew :3 it. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Good Wowd, >_> what ^-^ madnyess wuwes uWu in :33 bwainsick -men, x3 When fow UwU so :3 swight ÚwÚ and :33 fwivowous :3 a cause ->w< Such uWu factious emulations UwU shaww xDD awise! -^-^ Good cousins xDD both, of York ÚwÚ and ^w^ Somewset, -Quiet ^w^ youwsewves, UwU I pray, ÚwÚ and be uWu at peace. -:3 YOWK. Let ÚwÚ this xDD dissension xDD fiwst be ;;w;; twied ^.^ by x3 fight, -xDD And xDD then x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww ÚwÚ command :3 a peace. -uWu SOMEWSET. uWu The ^-^ quawwew x3 toucheth >_< nyonye >_> but >_> us ^.^ awonye; -Betwixt ouwsewves wet >_> us UwU decide >w< it UwU then. -:3 YOWK. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my pwedge; xDD accept :33 it, ^w^ Somewset. -VERNON. Nyay, wet >w< it xDD west :3 whewe >w< it began uWu at fiwst. -:33 BASSET. :33 Confiwm >w< it >_> so, >_< minye ^.^ honyouwabwe OwO wowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Confiwm >w< it so? ;;w;; Confounded be x3 youw stwife; -xDD And xDD pewish :3 ye, with x3 youw audacious xDD pwate! ->_< Pwesumptuous ^w^ vassaws, OwO awe xDD you nyot >w< asham'd -With ÚwÚ this xDD immodest ;;w;; cwamowous outrage -;;w;; To >_> twoubwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ distuwb x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and us? -xDD And UwU you, x3 my lords- uWu methinks xDD you UwU do nyot weww -;;w;; To UwU beaw with uWu theiw :3 pewvewse UwU objections, -Much less to OwO take ;;w;; occasion from uWu theiw mouths -;;w;; To >w< waise :3 a mutiny betwixt youwsewves. -Let ;;w;; me :33 pewsuade xDD you OwO take :3 a xDD bettew course. -UwU EXETEW. ^.^ It grieves :33 his ;;w;; Highnyess. ^-^ Good x3 my wowds, be fwiends. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Come hithew, xDD you :3 that ^.^ wouwd be combatants: -ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, >_< as xDD you wuv UwU ouw favour, ->_< Quite to x3 fowget ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO cause. -xDD And UwU you, x3 my wowds, remember :3 whewe ^.^ we are: -^w^ In >_< Fwance, amongst :3 a >_> fickwe ^w^ wavewing nation; -;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_> pewceive xDD dissension uWu in UwU ouw :33 wooks -xDD And :3 that within ouwsewves ^.^ we disagree, -How xDD wiww uWu theiw gwudging ^w^ stomachs be ^.^ pwovok'd -;;w;; To ^.^ wiwfuw >w< disobedience, ÚwÚ and rebel! ->w< Beside, >_> what infamy xDD wiww there arise -x3 When :33 foweign pwinces UwU shaww be ÚwÚ cewtified -:33 That fow :3 a ^-^ toy, :3 a ^.^ thing of nyo regard, -^w^ King >_> Henwy's peews ÚwÚ and uWu chief >_> nyobiwity -;;w;; Destwoy'd x3 themsewves ÚwÚ and wost x3 the weawm of France! ->_< O, think ;;w;; upon x3 the conquest of x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -OwO My xDD tendew uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us nyot :3 fowgo -:33 That fow :3 a xDD twifwe :3 that UwU was xDD bought with UwU bwood! -Let ;;w;; me be umpiwe uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ doubtfuw x3 stwife. -UwU I >_> see nyo weason, >_> if UwU I ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this rose, -[Putting on :3 a red wose] -:33 That xDD any one >_> shouwd >_< thewefowe be >w< suspicious -UwU I ^.^ mowe incline to Somerset than York: -UwU Both OwO awe x3 my :3 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and UwU I wuv them xDD both. -;;w;; As weww ;;w;; they OwO may x3 upbwaid ;;w;; me with x3 my :3 cwown, -Because, xDD fowsooth, x3 the ^w^ King of x3 Scots >_> is UwU cwown'd. -OwO But x3 youw discretions xDD bettew ^.^ can :33 pewsuade -Than UwU I ^w^ am able to instwuct ow ^-^ teach; -^.^ And, OwO thewefowe, >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ came uWu in ÚwÚ peace, -^w^ So wet >_> us still >w< continyue uWu peace ÚwÚ and love. -x3 Cousin of York, ^.^ we institute x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To be UwU ouw Regent uWu in these parts of Fwance. -^.^ And, ÚwÚ good x3 my Lord of ^w^ Somewset, uWu unyite -uWu Youw troops of ^.^ howsemen with :33 his ^.^ bands of >w< foot; -xDD And ^.^ wike true xDD subjects, xDD sons of x3 youw uWu pwogenyitows, -Go cheerfully togethew ÚwÚ and digest -uWu Youw angry ^.^ chowew on x3 youw enemies. -Ourself, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, ->w< Aftew x3 some x3 wespite xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to Calais; -Fwom thence to England, :3 whewe UwU I UwU hope ere ^-^ wong -;;w;; To be pwesented ^.^ by x3 youw victories -With Chawwes, Awencon, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ twaitowous >_< wout. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt aww >_> but YORK, ^w^ WAWWICK, -x3 EXETEW, VEWNyON -WARWICK. OwO My Lord of York, UwU I promise UwU you, x3 the ^w^ King -Prettily, x3 methought, uWu did :33 pway x3 the >_< owatow. -:3 YOWK. xDD And UwU so ^.^ he ^.^ did; >_> but yet UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it >_> nyot, -^w^ In :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ weaws x3 the x3 badge of ^w^ Somewset. -WARWICK. Tush, :3 that UwU was >_> but :33 his fancy; uWu bwame ^.^ him x3 nyot; -UwU I dawe pwesume, x3 sweet >_< pwince, ^.^ he xDD thought nyo harm. -:3 YOWK. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ wist ^.^ he x3 did-but wet >w< it rest; -;;w;; Othew affairs ^w^ must nyow be xDD manyaged. -Exeunt aww >_> but >_> EXETEW -UwU EXETEW. Weww :33 didst UwU thou, ^.^ Wichawd, to suppress >w< thy voice; -For xDD had x3 the passions of >w< thy >_< heawt burst ^.^ out, -UwU I feaw ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have :3 seen deciphew'd there -uWu Mowe >_< wancowous xDD spite, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ fuwious waging bwoiws, -Than yet ^.^ can be xDD imagin'd ow >_< suppos'd. -OwO But howsoe'ew, nyo :33 simpwe x3 man :3 that sees -This >_< jawwing ^-^ discowd of nobility, -This shouwdewing of >_< each othew uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, -This uWu factious ^.^ bandying of uWu theiw xDD favouwites, -OwO But :3 that >w< it xDD doth presage x3 some :33 iww UwU event. -'Tis much when sceptres OwO awe uWu in chiwdwen's hands; -OwO But ^.^ mowe when :3 envy breeds :3 unkind UwU division: ->_> Thewe x3 comes x3 the >w< wuin, there ÚwÚ begins uWu confusion. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -Fwance. ^.^ Befowe xDD Bowdeaux - -Entew TALBOT, with >_< twump ÚwÚ and drum - -TAWBOT. Go to x3 the :3 gates of Bordeaux, ^.^ twumpetew; -^.^ Summon uWu theiw general >w< unto x3 the wall. - -Trumpet sounds :3 a >_< pawwey. OwO Entew, awoft, x3 the -GENyEWAW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE FRENCH, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -:3 Engwish John Talbot, UwU Captains, ;;w;; cawws xDD you ^-^ fowth, -Sewvant uWu in :3 awms to ÚwÚ Hawwy ^w^ King of x3 Engwand; -xDD And OwO thus ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd open x3 youw UwU city ^.^ gates, -^w^ Be humble to us, caww x3 my suvweignvouws -xDD And UwU do ^.^ him UwU homage >_< as obedient xDD subjects, -xDD And I'll >_< withdwaw ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my bwoody power; -OwO But >_> if xDD you fwown ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 pwoffew'd ÚwÚ peace, ->_> You tempt x3 the UwU fuwy of x3 my >w< thwee uWu attendants, -x3 Wean faminye, >_> quawtewing >w< steew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwimbing x3 fiwe; -Who uWu in :3 a x3 moment even with x3 the ^.^ eawth -Shall uWu way x3 youw ÚwÚ statewy ÚwÚ and ^w^ aiw :33 bwaving UwU towews, -;;w;; If xDD you ^w^ fowsake x3 the offer of uWu theiw love. -GENyEWAW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE ^.^ FWENCH. ^.^ Thou >w< ominyous ÚwÚ and x3 feawfuw owl of -UwU death, -Our ^.^ nyation's tewwow ÚwÚ and uWu theiw bwoody uWu scouwge! -uWu The pewiod of >w< thy uWu tywanny approacheth. -On >_> us xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot enter >_> but ^.^ by ÚwÚ death; -For, UwU I protest, ^.^ we OwO awe weww >_> fowtified, -xDD And >w< stwong enough to x3 issue x3 out ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -;;w;; If xDD thou wetiwe, x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, weww :33 appointed, -Stands with x3 the ^.^ snyawes of >w< waw to ÚwÚ tangwe thee. -On xDD eithew uWu hand uWu thee there OwO awe squadrons pitch'd -;;w;; To waww uWu thee from x3 the ^w^ wibewty of x3 fwight, -xDD And nyo uWu way ;;w;; canst xDD thou turn uWu thee fow xDD wedwess -OwO But :33 death xDD doth >w< fwont uWu thee with apparent :33 spoiw -xDD And pawe >w< destwuction ^.^ meets uWu thee uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. -uWu Ten thousand OwO Fwench uWu have >_> ta'en x3 the sacwament -;;w;; To ^w^ wive uWu theiw uWu dangewous ^w^ awtiwwewy ->_> Upon nyo Christian :3 souw >_> but :3 Engwish uWu Tawbot. -Lo, there xDD thou :3 stand'st, :3 a :33 bweathing uWu vawiant ^w^ man, -Of >w< an invincibwe unconquer'd :33 spiwit! -This >_> is x3 the ^-^ watest :3 gwowy of >w< thy praise -:33 That I, >w< thy enyemy, >_< due uWu thee withal; -For ere x3 the gwass :3 that nyow ÚwÚ begins to >w< wun ->w< Finyish x3 the xDD pwocess of :33 his uWu sandy ^-^ houw, -;;w;; These eyes :3 that >_> see uWu thee nyow weww :3 cowouwed -Shall >_> see uWu thee withewed, x3 bwoody, pawe, ÚwÚ and uWu dead. -[Drum afaw off] -:33 Hawk! x3 hawk! uWu The ;;w;; Dauphin's dwum, :3 a :3 wawnying OwO beww, -;;w;; Sings x3 heavy uWu music to >w< thy uWu timowous ^.^ souw; -xDD And >_< minye UwU shaww OwO wing >w< thy xDD diwe :3 depawtuwe OwO out. uWu Exit -TAWBOT. >w< He fables x3 nyot; UwU I hear x3 the enemy. -Out, x3 some >w< wight howsemen, ÚwÚ and OwO pewuse uWu theiw xDD wings. ->_< O, negligent ÚwÚ and heedwess >w< discipwinye! -How OwO awe ^.^ we >_< pawk'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ bounded uWu in :3 a pawe -^-^ A xDD wittwe hewd of Engwand's uWu timowous deew, -xDD Maz'd with :3 a ^-^ yewping kennel of OwO Fwench cuws! -;;w;; If ^.^ we be :3 Engwish deew, be xDD then uWu in ^-^ bwood; -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU wascaw-wike to faww down with :3 a pinch, -OwO But UwU wathew, >_> moody-mad ÚwÚ and despewate uWu stags, -Tuwn on x3 the bwoody >_< hounds with heads of steew -xDD And >_< make x3 the ^w^ cowawds stand >_< awoof uWu at x3 bay. -Sell every x3 man :33 his >w< wife >_< as uWu deaw >_< as >_> minye, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww find uWu deaw >w< deew of us, x3 my fwiends. -^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ;;w;; Geowge, Talbot ÚwÚ and Engwand's wight, -:33 Pwospew UwU ouw cowouws uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu dangewous ^.^ fight! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -Plains uWu in Gascony - -Entew YORK, with ÚwÚ twumpet ÚwÚ and UwU many soldiers. ^-^ A -MESSENGEW ^.^ meets ^.^ him - -:3 YOWK. ^w^ Awe nyot x3 the UwU speedy ^w^ scouts wetuwn'd again -:33 That >_< dogg'd x3 the ^-^ mighty ^.^ awmy of x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin? -x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ They OwO awe :3 wetuwn'd, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it x3 out -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 mawch'd to xDD Bowdeaux with :33 his powew -;;w;; To >w< fight with ;;w;; Tawbot; >_< as ^.^ he :3 mawch'd along, -^-^ By x3 youw >_< espiaws :3 wewe discovered -Two OwO mightiew troops than :3 that x3 the uWu Dauphin ;;w;; wed, ->_< Which OwO join'd with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU made uWu theiw :33 mawch fow ->_< Bowdeaux. -:3 YOWK. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 that viwwain Somerset -:33 That OwO thus delays x3 my promised suppwy -Of ^.^ howsemen :3 that :3 wewe ^w^ wevied fow ÚwÚ this siege! -UwU Wenyownyed Talbot xDD doth >_< expect x3 my ^w^ aid, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am uWu wouted ^.^ by :3 a traitor viwwain -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp x3 the x3 nyobwe ^-^ chevawiew. -^w^ God uWu comfowt ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this nyecessity! -;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu miscawwy, >_< faweweww UwU waws uWu in Fwance. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM WUCY - -x3 WUCY. ^.^ Thou princely weadew of UwU ouw :3 Engwish >_< stwength, -xDD Nyevew UwU so needful on x3 the ^.^ eawth of >_< Fwance, ->_< Spuw to x3 the OwO wescue of x3 the x3 nyobwe Talbot, -Who nyow >_> is ;;w;; giwdwed with :3 a x3 waist of iwon -xDD And hemm'd about with gwim ^.^ destwuction. -;;w;; To Bordeaux, warlike >w< Duke! to Bordeaux, York! -^w^ Ewse, >_< faweweww Talbot, >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and Engwand's honyouw. -:3 YOWK. x3 O :33 God, :3 that ^w^ Somewset, who uWu in OwO pwoud >_< heawt -^-^ Doth ÚwÚ stop x3 my ÚwÚ cownyets, :3 wewe uWu in Tawbot's ÚwÚ pwace! -^w^ So >_> shouwd ^.^ we :3 save :3 a uWu vawiant ÚwÚ gentweman -^-^ By fowfeiting :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and :3 a cowawd. -Mad ^-^ iwe ÚwÚ and wrathful UwU fuwy x3 makes ;;w;; me xDD weep -:33 That OwO thus ^.^ we ^-^ die OwO whiwe remiss traitors OwO sweep. -x3 WUCY. >_< O, >_> send x3 some succouw to x3 the uWu distwess'd ^.^ wowd! -:3 YOWK. >w< He :33 dies; ^.^ we OwO wose; UwU I bweak x3 my warlike OwO wowd. -We uWu mouwn: Fwance >_> smiwes. We lose: ;;w;; they x3 daiwy OwO get- -All ^-^ wong of ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe traitor ^w^ Somewset. -x3 WUCY. UwU Then ^w^ God OwO take xDD mewcy on >_< bwave Tawbot's x3 souw, -xDD And on :33 his x3 son, xDD young John, who >w< two >_> houws xDD since -UwU I >w< met uWu in travel toward :33 his warlike :33 fathew. -This ÚwÚ seven years uWu did nyot Talbot >_> see :33 his son; -xDD And nyow ;;w;; they :3 meet :3 whewe both uWu theiw ;;w;; wives OwO awe ^-^ donye. -:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what joy UwU shaww x3 nyobwe Talbot uWu have -;;w;; To bid :33 his xDD young >_< son wewcome to :33 his gwave? ->_> Away! uWu vexation almost xDD stops x3 my :33 bweath, -:33 That UwU sund'wed ^w^ fwiends x3 gweet uWu in x3 the >_> houw of death. -Wucy, faweweww; nyo ^.^ mowe x3 my :3 fowtunye ^.^ can -OwO But UwU cuwse x3 the cause UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> aid x3 the man. -^-^ Mainye, :33 Bwois, >_< Poictiews, ÚwÚ and Touws, OwO awe ^.^ won OwO away -OwO Wong aww of Somerset ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 deway. uWu Exit with forces -x3 WUCY. Thus, OwO whiwe x3 the vulture of >_> sedition ->_< Feeds uWu in x3 the ^w^ bosom of xDD such great commanders, -Sleeping ÚwÚ nyegwection xDD doth ÚwÚ betway to ^-^ woss -uWu The conquest of UwU ouw scawce UwU cowd x3 conquewow, -:33 That evew-wiving x3 man of xDD memowy, -Henwy x3 the >w< Fifth. Whiwes ;;w;; they >_< each othew cwoss, -Wives, honours, lands, ÚwÚ and all, huwwy to loss. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -;;w;; Othew UwU pwains of Gascony - -Entew SOMERSET, With :33 his fowces; >w< an OFFICEW of ->_> TAWBOT'S with ^.^ him - -uWu SOMEWSET. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too late; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> send them now. -This ÚwÚ expedition UwU was ^.^ by York ÚwÚ and Talbot -Too rashly pwotted; aww UwU ouw general force -^.^ Might with :3 a >_> sawwy of x3 the xDD vewy :33 town -^w^ Be UwU buckwed with. uWu The uvw daring Talbot ->_< Hath UwU suwwied aww :33 his gloss of xDD fowmew honour -^-^ By ÚwÚ this unheedful, desperate, >w< wiwd adventuwe. -York uWu set ^.^ him on to >w< fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ die uWu in ;;w;; shame. -^.^ That, Talbot >_< dead, great York ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 the nyame. -:3 OFFICEW. :3 Hewe >_> is Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam Wucy, who with ;;w;; me -Set from UwU ouw xDD o'ew-match'd forces fowth fow OwO aid. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM WUCY - -uWu SOMEWSET. How now, Sir xDD Wiwwiam! x3 Whithew :3 wewe xDD you >_< sent? -x3 WUCY. Whithew, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Fwom xDD bought ÚwÚ and sold Lord -Talbot, -UwU Who, wing'd about with bold advewsity, ->w< Cwies x3 out fow x3 nyobwe York ÚwÚ and Somerset -;;w;; To xDD beat ^w^ assaiwing :33 death from :33 his xDD weak wegions; -xDD And whiwes x3 the ^.^ honyouwabwe UwU captain there ->w< Dwops bwoody UwU sweat from :33 his war-wearied x3 wimbs -^.^ And, uWu in ^w^ advantage wing'wing, :33 wooks fow wescue, ->_< You, :33 his UwU fawse hopes, x3 the :33 twust of Engwand's honyouw, -^w^ Keep x3 off >_< awoof with :33 wowthwess emulation. -Let nyot x3 youw >_> pwivate ^-^ discowd >_< keep OwO away -uWu The ^w^ wevied succouws :3 that >_> shouwd xDD wend ^.^ him ^w^ aid, -While xDD he, uWu wenyownyed x3 nyobwe gentweman, -;;w;; Yiewd x3 up :33 his >w< wife >w< unto :3 a wowwd of odds. -Owweans x3 the Bastard, Chawwes, x3 Buwgundy, -Awencon, Weignyiew, compass ^.^ him about, -xDD And Talbot perisheth ^.^ by x3 youw >_> defauwt. -uWu SOMEWSET. York uWu set ^.^ him xDD on; York >_> shouwd uWu have sent ^.^ him OwO aid. -x3 WUCY. xDD And York >_< as ÚwÚ fast ;;w;; upon x3 youw Gwace >_> excwaims, -Swearing :3 that xDD you :3 withhowd :33 his ^w^ wevied >_< host, -Cowwected fow ÚwÚ this UwU expedition. -uWu SOMEWSET. York >w< wies; ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have sent ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the horse. -UwU I >_> owe ^.^ him xDD wittwe >_> duty ÚwÚ and less xDD wuv, -xDD And OwO take fouw ^w^ scown to ^-^ fawn on ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 sending. -x3 WUCY. uWu The OwO fwaud of England, nyot x3 the force of >_< Fwance, ->_< Hath nyow >_< entwapp'd x3 the x3 nyobwe >_> minded uWu Tawbot. -xDD Nyevew to England UwU shaww ^.^ he UwU beaw :33 his :3 wife, -OwO But dies betray'd to :3 fowtunye ^.^ by x3 youw x3 stwife. -uWu SOMEWSET. ^.^ Come, go; UwU I xDD wiww dispatch x3 the ^.^ howsemen >_< stwaight; -OwO Within six >_> houws ;;w;; they xDD wiww be uWu at :33 his OwO aid. -x3 WUCY. Too wate x3 comes ^.^ wescue; ^.^ he >_> is >_> ta'en ow x3 swain, -For fwy ^.^ he couwd nyot >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have fled; -xDD And fwy ^.^ wouwd Talbot ;;w;; nyevew, ^w^ though ^.^ he ^.^ might. -uWu SOMEWSET. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >_< dead, >_< bwave Talbot, >w< then, ^w^ adieu! -x3 WUCY. ÚwÚ His fame ;;w;; wives uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :33 his ^-^ shame uWu in OwO you. Exeunt - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -uWu The :3 Engwish ÚwÚ camp nyeaw xDD Bowdeaux - -Entew :3 TAWBOT ÚwÚ and >_< JOHN :33 his >_< son - -TAWBOT. x3 O xDD young John ÚwÚ Tawbot! UwU I uWu did >_> send fow uWu thee -;;w;; To ;;w;; tutow uWu thee uWu in UwU stwatagems of waw, -:33 That Tawbot's xDD nyame ^w^ might be uWu in uWu thee xDD weviv'd -x3 When sapless age ÚwÚ and xDD weak xDD unyabwe x3 wimbs -Should ;;w;; bwing >w< thy >w< fathew to :33 his ;;w;; dwooping :3 chaiw. -But, x3 O malignant ÚwÚ and ;;w;; iww-boding UwU staws! -Now xDD thou awt come >w< unto :3 a >_> feast of UwU death, -^-^ A tewwibwe ÚwÚ and >w< unyavoided xDD dangew; ->_< Thewefowe, uWu deaw ^-^ boy, ^-^ mount on x3 my :33 swiftest horse, -xDD And I'll direct uWu thee >w< how xDD thou shalt escape -^-^ By ^.^ sudden fwight. ^.^ Come, dawwy >_> nyot, be ;;w;; gonye. -OwO JOHN. Is x3 my xDD nyame Talbot, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am UwU I x3 youw uWu son? -xDD And UwU shaww UwU I >w< fwy? >_< O, >_> if xDD you wuv x3 my :33 mothew, -Dishonour nyot her ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 nyame, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ bastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; swave of me! -uWu The wowwd xDD wiww >_> say ^.^ he >_> is nyot Tawbot's :3 bwood -:33 That xDD basewy ^w^ fwed when x3 nyobwe Talbot ^-^ stood. -TAWBOT. xDD Fwy to xDD wevenge x3 my UwU death, >_> if UwU I be ^w^ swain. -OwO JOHN. >w< He :3 that fwies UwU so xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; again. -TAWBOT. ;;w;; If ^.^ we both ;;w;; stay, ^.^ we both OwO awe >_< suwe to die. -OwO JOHN. UwU Then wet ;;w;; me >_< stay; x3 and, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU do xDD you fwy. -uWu Youw ^-^ woss >_> is ^.^ gweat, UwU so x3 youw regard >_> shouwd be; -OwO My ^.^ wowth uWu unknyown, nyo ^-^ woss >_> is ÚwÚ knyown uWu in OwO me; ->_> Upon x3 my :33 death x3 the OwO Fwench ^.^ can xDD wittwe boast; -^w^ In >_> youws ;;w;; they :33 wiww, uWu in xDD you aww hopes OwO awe :3 wost. -Flight ;;w;; cannyot stain x3 the honour xDD you uWu have ^w^ won; -OwO But >_< minye >w< it :33 wiww, :3 that nyo ^.^ expwoit uWu have donye; ->_> You ^w^ fwed fow vantage, every one xDD wiww :33 sweaw; -OwO But >_> if UwU I UwU bow, they'ww >_> say >w< it UwU was fow ;;w;; feaw. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU hope :3 that OwO evew UwU I xDD wiww xDD stay -;;w;; If x3 the xDD fiwst >_> houw UwU I >w< shwink ÚwÚ and >w< wun xDD away. -Here, on x3 my OwO knyee, UwU I ÚwÚ beg uWu mowtawity, -Rather than >w< wife preserv'd with xDD infamy. -TAWBOT. Shall aww >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's hopes >_< wie uWu in one ^.^ tomb? -OwO JOHN. Ay, rather than I'll ^-^ shame x3 my ;;w;; mothew's womb. -TAWBOT. >_> Upon x3 my >_> bwessing UwU I ÚwÚ command uWu thee ÚwÚ go. -OwO JOHN. ;;w;; To >w< fight UwU I :33 wiww, >_> but nyot to fwy x3 the foe. -TAWBOT. Pawt of >w< thy >w< fathew OwO may be >w< sav'd uWu in thee. -OwO JOHN. No ÚwÚ pawt of ^.^ him >_> but xDD wiww be ^-^ shame uWu in x3 me. -TAWBOT. ^.^ Thou >_< nyevew >w< hadst OwO wenyown, nor ;;w;; canst nyot wose :3 it. -OwO JOHN. Yes, x3 youw uWu wenyownyed UwU nyame; UwU shaww :33 fwight abuse :33 it? -TAWBOT. x3 Thy father's :3 chawge UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw uWu thee from :3 that :3 stain. -OwO JOHN. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_> witnyess fow uWu me, ^.^ being ^w^ swain. -;;w;; If :33 death be UwU so apparent, xDD then both fwy. -TAWBOT. xDD And OwO weave x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews OwO hewe to >w< fight ÚwÚ and die? -OwO My age UwU was >_< nyevew xDD tainted with xDD such ;;w;; shame. -OwO JOHN. xDD And UwU shaww x3 my :33 youth be guiwty of xDD such blame? -No ^.^ mowe ^.^ can UwU I be ÚwÚ sevewed from x3 youw x3 side -Than ^.^ can >_> youwsewf >_> youwsewf >_> youwsewf uWu in twain ÚwÚ divide. -Stay, x3 go, UwU do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, x3 the ^.^ wike UwU do x3 I; -For ^w^ wive UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> if x3 my >w< fathew die. -TAWBOT. UwU Then OwO hewe UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of ÚwÚ thee, >w< faiw x3 son, -x3 Bown to OwO ecwipse >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ this aftewnyoon. -^.^ Come, x3 side ^.^ by x3 side togethew ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and :3 die; -xDD And :3 souw with :3 souw from Fwance to heaven fwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 6. - -^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe - -:3 Awawum: excuwsions wherein >_< JOHN :3 TAWBOT >_> is hemm'd -about, ÚwÚ and :3 TAWBOT uWu wescues ^.^ him - -TAWBOT. Saint ^w^ Geowge ÚwÚ and x3 victowy! Fight, xDD sowdiews, ^w^ fight. -uWu The Regent hath with Talbot broke :33 his ;;w;; wowd -xDD And left >_> us to x3 the xDD wage of Fwance :33 his ^-^ swowd. -Whewe >_> is John ^w^ Tawbot? >_> Pause ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy breath; -UwU I uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife ÚwÚ and >_> wescu'd uWu thee from death. -OwO JOHN. >_< O, twice x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, twice ^w^ am UwU I >w< thy ^w^ son! -uWu The >w< wife xDD thou >w< gav'st ;;w;; me xDD fiwst UwU was wost ÚwÚ and donye -Tiww with >w< thy warlike uWu swowd, ;;w;; despite of fate, -;;w;; To x3 my ;;w;; detewmin'd time xDD thou >w< gav'st x3 nyew >_> date. -TAWBOT. x3 When from x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's uWu cwest >w< thy xDD swowd >w< stwuck -^w^ fiwe, -^.^ It x3 wawm'd >w< thy father's >_< heawt with OwO pwoud ^.^ desiwe -Of xDD bowd-fac'd ^.^ victowy. UwU Then weaden age, -^-^ Quicken'd with youthfuw UwU spween ÚwÚ and warlike rage, -uWu Beat down Awencon, ^.^ Owweans, x3 Buwgundy, -xDD And from x3 the >_< pwide of Gawwia rescued thee. -uWu The iwefuw ^.^ bastawd ^.^ Owweans, :3 that >w< dwew :3 bwood -Fwom ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and xDD had x3 the ^.^ maidenhood -Of >w< thy xDD fiwst x3 fight, UwU I >w< soon UwU encountewed -^.^ And, intewchanging ÚwÚ bwows, UwU I quickly x3 shed -;;w;; Some of :33 his ^.^ bastawd ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD disgwace -xDD Bespoke ^.^ him thus: ÚwÚ 'Contaminyated, base, -xDD And misbegotten :3 bwood UwU I ^.^ spiww of xDD thinye, -UwU Mean ÚwÚ and >w< wight OwO poow, fow :3 that puwe :3 bwood of >_< minye ->_< Which xDD thou :33 didst force from Talbot, x3 my >_< bwave UwU boy.' -:3 Hewe UwU puwposing x3 the :33 Bastawd to destroy, ->_< Came uWu in >w< stwong rescue. ÚwÚ Speak, >w< thy father's ;;w;; cawe; -Awt xDD thou nyot OwO weawy, ^w^ John? How dost xDD thou >_> fawe? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou yet OwO weave x3 the battwe, ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and fly, -Now xDD thou awt OwO seaw'd x3 the >_< son of ;;w;; chivawwy? -:33 Fwy, to xDD wevenge x3 my :33 death when UwU I ^w^ am dead: -uWu The OwO hewp of one >w< stands ;;w;; me uWu in xDD wittwe stead. ->_< O, ^w^ too much >w< fowwy >_> is :33 it, weww UwU I UwU wot, -;;w;; To >_< hazawd aww UwU ouw ;;w;; wives uWu in one UwU smaww xDD boat! -;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ to-day ^-^ die nyot with Frenchmen's rage, ->_< To-mowwow UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ die with mickwe age. -^-^ By ;;w;; me ;;w;; they >_< nyothing ^.^ gain >w< an >_> if UwU I uWu stay: -'Tis >_> but x3 the :3 showt'nying of x3 my >w< wife one x3 day. -^w^ In uWu thee >w< thy mothew dies, UwU ouw household's :33 nyame, -OwO My ^w^ death's UwU wevenge, >w< thy youth, ÚwÚ and Engwand's ^w^ fame. -All these ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^.^ we >_< hazawd ^.^ by >w< thy >_< stay; -All these OwO awe >w< sav'd >_> if xDD thou wiwt fwy xDD away. -OwO JOHN. uWu The xDD swowd of Owweans hath nyot UwU made ;;w;; me >w< smawt; -;;w;; These wowds of >_> youws dwaw life-blood from x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -On :3 that ÚwÚ advantage, xDD bought with xDD such :3 a UwU shame, -;;w;; To :3 save :3 a paltry >w< wife ÚwÚ and slay uWu bwight x3 fame, -^.^ Befowe xDD young Talbot from ;;w;; owd Talbot fly, -uWu The x3 cowawd UwU howse :3 that bears ;;w;; me faww ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! -xDD And ^.^ wike ;;w;; me to x3 the peasant >_< boys of >_< Fwance, -;;w;; To be UwU shame's ^w^ scown ÚwÚ and x3 subject of mischance! -uWu Suwewy, ^.^ by aww x3 the :3 gwowy xDD you uWu have >_> won, -^-^ An >_> if UwU I fly, UwU I ^w^ am nyot Tawbot's son; -UwU Then tawk nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 fwight, >w< it >_> is nyo OwO boot; -;;w;; If >_< son to Talbot, ^-^ die uWu at Tawbot's ^-^ foot. -TAWBOT. UwU Then ;;w;; fowwow xDD thou >w< thy desp'wate >w< siwe of ^w^ Cwete, -^.^ Thou xDD Icawus; >w< thy >w< wife to ;;w;; me >_> is sweet. -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt x3 fight, >w< fight ^.^ by >w< thy father's x3 side; -^.^ And, commendabwe pwov'd, >_> wet's ^-^ die uWu in pwide. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 7. - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ;;w;; owd :3 TAWBOT x3 wed ^.^ by :3 a SEWVANT - -TAWBOT. Whewe >_> is x3 my othew :33 wife? Mine UwU own >_> is ;;w;; gonye. ->_< O, where's xDD young ^w^ Tawbot? Whewe >_> is uWu vawiant ^w^ John? -^-^ Twiumphant UwU death, ^-^ smeaw'd with ^w^ captivity, -Young Tawbot's valour x3 makes ;;w;; me ;;w;; smiwe uWu at thee. -x3 When ^.^ he ^-^ pewceiv'd ;;w;; me >w< shwink ÚwÚ and on x3 my OwO knyee, -ÚwÚ His bwoody xDD swowd ^.^ he :3 bwandish'd uvw uWu me, -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a hungwy wion uWu did ^.^ commence -^-^ Wough >_< deeds of xDD wage ÚwÚ and xDD stewn x3 impatience; -OwO But when x3 my angry xDD guawdant :33 stood ^-^ awonye, -UwU Tend'wing x3 my xDD wuin ÚwÚ and >_< assaiw'd of nyonye, -Dizzy-ey'd UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and great xDD wage of >_< heawt -Suddenly UwU made ^.^ him from x3 my x3 side to start -^.^ Into x3 the >w< cwust'wing ÚwÚ battwe of x3 the Fwench; -xDD And uWu in :3 that sea of :3 bwood x3 my ;;w;; boy uWu did UwU dwench -ÚwÚ His overmounting uWu spiwit; ÚwÚ and there died, -OwO My >_< Icawus, x3 my bwossom, uWu in :33 his pwide. - -Entew xDD sowdiews, :33 beawing x3 the >w< body of >_< JOHN :3 TAWBOT - -SEWVANT. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw uWu wowd, wo :3 whewe x3 youw >_< son >_> is ^w^ bownye! -TAWBOT. ^.^ Thou ^.^ antic Death, which waugh'st >_> us OwO hewe to ^.^ scown, -;;w;; Anyon, from >w< thy >_< insuwting tywanny, -Coupwed uWu in xDD bonds of xDD pewpetuity, -Two uWu Tawbots, >_> winged ^w^ thwough x3 the uWu withew :3 sky, -^w^ In >w< thy ;;w;; despite UwU shaww ;;w;; scape >_< mowtawity. -x3 O xDD thou x3 whose wounds :33 become hard-favoured Death, -^w^ Speak to >w< thy >w< fathew ere xDD thou yield >w< thy breath! -^-^ Bwave >_> Death ^.^ by ^-^ speaking, >w< whethew ^.^ he xDD wiww ow ^.^ nyo; -Imagine ^.^ him :3 a OwO Fwenchman ÚwÚ and >w< thy foe. -OwO Poow ^.^ boy! ^.^ he >_> smiwes, UwU methinks, >_< as who >_> shouwd say, -xDD Had >_> Death :33 been Fwench, xDD then >_> Death xDD had >w< died ^w^ to-day. -^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ him uWu in :33 his father's arms. -OwO My ^w^ spiwit ^.^ can nyo longer UwU beaw these >_> hawms. -Soldiers, ^w^ adieu! UwU I uWu have >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd have, -Now x3 my ;;w;; owd :3 awms OwO awe xDD young John Tawbot's x3 gwave. :33 [Dies] - -Entew CHAWWES, ÚwÚ AWENCON, BUWGUNDY, :33 BASTAWD, -LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and forces - -x3 CHAWWES. xDD Had York ÚwÚ and Somerset ^.^ bwought OwO wescue x3 in, -We >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found :3 a bwoody day of UwU this. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. How x3 the xDD young whewp of UwU Tawbot's, waging wood, -Did >w< fwesh :33 his >_< puny xDD swowd uWu in Frenchmen's UwU bwood! -:33 PUCEWWE. Once UwU I encount'wed :3 him, ÚwÚ and OwO thus UwU I said: -;;w;; 'Thou >_< maiden youth, be >_< vanquish'd ^.^ by :3 a >_> maid.' -OwO But with :3 a OwO pwoud uWu majesticaw xDD high ^w^ scown ->w< He x3 answew'd thus: 'Young Talbot UwU was nyot bown -;;w;; To be x3 the pillage of :3 a giglot wench.' -So, uWu wushing uWu in x3 the bowels of x3 the Fwench, ->w< He left ;;w;; me proudly, >_< as >_< unwowthy ^w^ fight. -BURGUNDY. Doubtless ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made :3 a x3 nyobwe knyight. -xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ he wies inheawsed uWu in x3 the :3 awms -Of x3 the UwU most bwoody UwU nyuwsew of :33 his harms! -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Hew them to :3 pieces, OwO hack uWu theiw bones asunder, ->_< Whose >w< wife UwU was Engwand's xDD gwowy, ^.^ Gawwia's :3 wondew. -x3 CHAWWES. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; fowbeaw! For :3 that which ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ fwed -^w^ Duwing x3 the :3 wife, wet >_> us nyot wrong >w< it uWu dead. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM Wucy, ^.^ attended; :3 a >_< FWENCH -uWu HEWAWD preceding - -x3 WUCY. Herald, ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me to x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's x3 tent, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow who hath UwU obtain'd x3 the :3 gwowy of x3 the x3 day. -x3 CHAWWES. On >_> what >_> submissive ^-^ message awt xDD thou >_< sent? -x3 WUCY. ^.^ Submission, Dauphin! 'Tis :3 a mere OwO Fwench wowd: -We :3 Engwish :33 wawwiows uWu wot nyot >_> what >w< it means. -UwU I come to ^.^ knyow >_> what OwO pwisonyews xDD thou x3 hast x3 ta'en, -xDD And to ;;w;; suwvey x3 the >_< bodies of x3 the uWu dead. -x3 CHAWWES. For OwO pwisonyews >_> ask'st thou? Heww UwU ouw :3 pwison >w< is. -OwO But tell ;;w;; me ÚwÚ whom xDD thou :3 seek'st. -x3 WUCY. OwO But where's x3 the great x3 Awcides of x3 the >_> fiewd, -;;w;; Vawiant Lord Talbot, ^-^ Eaww of UwU Shwewsbuwy, -UwU Cweated fow :33 his OwO wawe >w< success uWu in :3 awms -UwU Gweat ^-^ Eaww of Washfowd, ;;w;; Watewfowd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Vawence, -Lord Talbot of Goodrig ÚwÚ and Urchinfield, -Lord Stwange of Bwackmewe, Lord ^w^ Vewdun of Awton, -Lord Cromwell of >_> Wingfiewd, Lord Furnival of >w< Sheffiewd, -uWu The thrice ;;w;; victowious Lord of Fawconbwidge, -OwO Knyight of x3 the x3 nyobwe order of Saint ;;w;; Geowge, -Wowthy Saint Michael, ÚwÚ and x3 the Gowden :33 Fweece, -UwU Gweat UwU Mawshaw to Henwy x3 the Sixth -Of aww :33 his UwU waws within x3 the weawm of France? -:33 PUCEWWE. >_> Hewe's :3 a ^w^ siwwy-statewy >_> stywe ^w^ indeed! -uWu The ÚwÚ Tuwk, :3 that >w< two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty OwO kingdoms :33 hath, -:33 Wwites nyot UwU so tedious :3 a >_> stywe >_< as UwU this. -xDD Him :3 that xDD thou :3 magnyifi'st with aww these tides, -^-^ Stinking ÚwÚ and fwy-bwown wies OwO hewe uWu at UwU ouw xDD feet. -x3 WUCY. Is Talbot slain-the Frenchmen's >w< onwy scouwge, -uWu Youw kingdom's tewwow ÚwÚ and black ;;w;; Nyemesis? ->_< O, :3 wewe >_< minye :33 eye-bans x3 into x3 buwwets :3 tuwn'd, -:33 That UwU I uWu in xDD wage ^w^ might >w< shoot them uWu at x3 youw >_< faces! -x3 O :3 that UwU I couwd >_> but ^.^ can these >_< dead to wife! -^.^ It :3 wewe enough to :33 fwight x3 the weawm of Fwance. -^.^ Wewe >_> but :33 his ^-^ pictuwe left amongst xDD you UwU hewe, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd amaze x3 the OwO pwoudest of xDD you all. -Give ;;w;; me uWu theiw >w< bodies, :3 that UwU I OwO may UwU beaw them >w< hence -xDD And UwU give them >w< buwiaw >_< as :33 beseems uWu theiw uWu wowth. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I think ÚwÚ this upstawt >_> is ;;w;; owd Tawbot's ;;w;; ghost, ->w< He xDD speaks with xDD such :3 a OwO pwoud uWu commanding >w< spiwit. -For >_> God's ^w^ sake, wet ^.^ him uWu have OwO them; to >_< keep them UwU hewe, -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd >_> but >w< stink, ÚwÚ and putrefy x3 the air. -x3 CHAWWES. ^w^ Go, OwO take uWu theiw >_< bodies x3 hence. -x3 WUCY. I'll UwU beaw them OwO hence; >_> but from uWu theiw >_> ashes UwU shaww be -x3 weaw'd -^-^ A ^w^ phoenyix :3 that UwU shaww >_< make aww Fwance afeawd. -x3 CHAWWES. ^w^ So ^.^ we be x3 wid of ÚwÚ them, UwU do with them >_> what xDD thou -wilt. -xDD And nyow to Paris uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ conquewing ^w^ vein! -All xDD wiww be >_> ouws, nyow bwoody Tawbot's ^w^ swain. 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UwU I have, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 intent >_> is :33 this: -^-^ They x3 humbwy sue >w< unto x3 youw ^.^ Excewwence -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a UwU godwy uWu peace ^-^ concwuded of -Between x3 the xDD weawms of England ÚwÚ and of Fwance. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How xDD doth x3 youw Gwace affect uWu theiw >w< motion? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 the >w< onwy means -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop ^.^ effusion of UwU ouw Christian :3 bwood -xDD And stablish quietnyess on every ^w^ side. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, marry, >_> uncwe; fow UwU I awways xDD thought -^.^ It UwU was both OwO impious ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw -:33 That xDD such uWu immanyity ÚwÚ and bwoody uWu stwife -Should OwO weign ^-^ among professors of one ÚwÚ faith. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< Beside, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the :33 soonyew to ^w^ effect -xDD And OwO suwew bind ÚwÚ this >_< knyot of OwO amity, -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of ÚwÚ Awmagnyac, nyeaw >w< knyit to Chawwes, -^-^ A x3 man of great ÚwÚ authowity uWu in >_< Fwance, -:3 Pwoffews :33 his >w< onwy daughter to x3 youw Gwace -^w^ In ^.^ mawwiage, with :3 a large ÚwÚ and >_> sumptuous ^w^ dowwy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Mawwiage, ^w^ uncwe! ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my years OwO awe xDD young -xDD And fitter >_> is x3 my ^-^ study ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu books -Than >_< wanton ^-^ dawwiance with :3 a pawamouw. -ÚwÚ Yet caww x3 th' ^-^ ambassadows, x3 and, >_< as xDD you please, -^w^ So wet them uWu have uWu theiw ^-^ answews every onye. -UwU I UwU shaww be weww :3 content with xDD any UwU choice -;;w;; Tends to >_> God's :3 gwowy ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> countwy's weaw. - -Entew uWu in ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's OwO habit -x3 BEAUFOWT, x3 the UwU PAPAW LEGATE, ÚwÚ and >w< two OwO AMBASSADOWS - -UwU EXETEW. What! Is x3 my Lord of Winchestew install'd -xDD And ^w^ caww'd >w< unto :3 a UwU cawdinyaw's :33 degwee? -UwU Then UwU I >_> pewceive :3 that xDD wiww be vewified -Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth uWu did ÚwÚ sometime pwophesy: -x3 'If >_> once ^.^ he come to be :3 a ^-^ cawdinyaw, -^-^ He'ww >_< make :33 his cap uWu co-equaw with x3 the >_< cwown.' -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lords >w< Ambassadows, x3 youw sevewaw ^w^ suits -:3 Have :33 been uWu considew'd ÚwÚ and OwO debated :3 on. -uWu Youw OwO puwpose >_> is both ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO awe ^.^ we :3 cewtainwy :3 wesowv'd -;;w;; To dwaw :33 conditions of :3 a xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ peace, ->_< Which ^.^ by x3 my Lord of Winchestew ^.^ we >_> mean -Shall be twanspowted presently to Fwance. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And fow x3 the x3 pwoffew of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw ^.^ mastew, -UwU I uWu have inform'd :33 his >_> Highnyess UwU so uWu at wawge, -As, UwU wiking of x3 the >_> wady's virtuous ;;w;; gifts, -:3 Hew >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and x3 the value of her dowew, ->w< He xDD doth intend ^.^ she UwU shaww be Engwand's ÚwÚ Queen. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 [To x3 AMBASSADOW] ^w^ In :33 awgument ÚwÚ and xDD pwoof of -which contract, -ÚwÚ Beaw her ÚwÚ this ;;w;; jewew, >_< pwedge of x3 my OwO affection. -xDD And >_> so, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, >_> see them guawded -xDD And >w< safewy ^.^ bwought to Dover; :3 whewe x3 inshipp'd, -^-^ Commit them to x3 the :3 fowtunye of x3 the :33 sea. - -Exeunt aww >_> but >_> WINCHESTEW ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD WEGATE -WINCHESTEW. Stay, x3 my Lord :3 Wegate; xDD you UwU shaww xDD fiwst receive -uWu The >w< sum of monyey which UwU I promised -Should be ^-^ dewivewed to :33 his Howinyess -For cwothing ;;w;; me uWu in these :3 gwave ornaments. -LEGATE. UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 wowdship's xDD weisuwe. -WINCHESTEW. :3 [Aside] Now Winchestew xDD wiww nyot submit, UwU I -trow, -:33 Ow be :33 infewiow to x3 the OwO pwoudest peer. -Humphrey of :33 Gwoucestew, xDD thou shalt weww >_> pewceive -:33 That :3 nyeithew uWu in birth ow fow ÚwÚ authowity -uWu The >_> Bishop xDD wiww be ^w^ uvwbownye ^.^ by thee. -I'll xDD eithew >_< make uWu thee >_< stoop ÚwÚ and >w< bend >w< thy OwO knyee, -:33 Ow ^-^ sack ÚwÚ this countwy with :3 a mutiny. Exeunt - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -Fwance. Plains uWu in Anjou - -Entew CHAWWES, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ AWENCON, :33 BASTAWD, -REIGNIER, LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and forces - -x3 CHAWWES. ;;w;; These news, x3 my wowds, OwO may cheer UwU ouw ;;w;; dwooping -spiwits: -'Tis uWu said x3 the :33 stout Parisians UwU do ;;w;; wevowt -xDD And turn again >w< unto x3 the warlike >_< Fwench. -ALENCON. UwU Then :33 mawch to >_< Pawis, royal >_> Chawwes of >_< Fwance, -xDD And >_< keep nyot back x3 youw ÚwÚ powews uWu in dalliance. -:33 PUCEWWE. :3 Peace be amongst ÚwÚ them, >_> if ;;w;; they turn to us; -^-^ Ewse xDD wuin :33 combat with uWu theiw palaces! - -Entew :3 a >_< SCOUT - -SCOUT. :33 Success >w< unto UwU ouw uWu vawiant general, -xDD And happinyess to :33 his ^w^ accompwices! -x3 CHAWWES. >_> What UwU tidings >_> send UwU ouw x3 scouts? UwU I :33 pwithee >_< speak. -SCOUT. uWu The :3 Engwish xDD awmy, :3 that OwO divided UwU was -^.^ Into >w< two >_> pawties, >_> is nyow ÚwÚ conjoin'd uWu in one, -xDD And means to UwU give xDD you ÚwÚ battwe presently. -x3 CHAWWES. xDD Somewhat ^w^ too x3 sudden, sirs, x3 the :3 wawnying is; -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww presently provide fow OwO them. -BURGUNDY. UwU I :33 twust x3 the xDD ghost of Talbot >_> is nyot :33 thewe. -Now ^.^ he >_> is >w< gonye, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw. -:33 PUCEWWE. Of aww UwU base passions feaw >_> is UwU most accuws'd. -xDD Command x3 the ÚwÚ conquest, Chawwes, >w< it UwU shaww be xDD thinye, -Let Henwy fret ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd >_< wepinye. -x3 CHAWWES. UwU Then ;;w;; on, x3 my :3 wowds; ÚwÚ and Fwance be ;;w;; fowtunyate! -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -^.^ Befowe >_> Angiews - -x3 Awawum, ^w^ excuwsions. Entew LA PUCELLE - -:33 PUCEWWE. uWu The Regent :33 conquews ÚwÚ and x3 the Fwenchmen fwy. -Now hewp, OwO ye OwO chawming spewws ÚwÚ and periapts; -xDD And OwO ye UwU choice ;;w;; spiwits :3 that OwO admonyish ;;w;; me -xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me signs of ÚwÚ futuwe ^.^ accidents; [Thundew] ->_> You UwU speedy ^.^ hewpews :3 that OwO awe >w< substitutes -;;w;; Undew x3 the >_> wowdwy :33 monyawch of x3 the :33 nyowth, -Appear ÚwÚ and >_> aid ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this enterprise! - -Entew x3 FIENDS - -This UwU speedy ÚwÚ and ^w^ quick xDD appeawance ÚwÚ awgues xDD pwoof -Of x3 youw ^.^ accustom'd diligence to x3 me. ->_> Nyow, OwO ye ^.^ famiwiaw ;;w;; spiwits :3 that OwO awe :3 cuww'd -UwU Out of x3 the powerful regions :33 undew earth, -^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^w^ once, :3 that Fwance OwO may get x3 the >_> fiewd. -^w^ [They UwU wawk ÚwÚ and speak >_< nyot] ->_< O, howd ;;w;; me nyot with :3 siwence ^.^ uvw-wong! -Whewe UwU I UwU was UwU wont to >w< feed xDD you with x3 my bwood, -I'll wop :3 a member x3 off ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it xDD you -^w^ In xDD eawnyest of :3 a further benyefit, -^w^ So xDD you UwU do OwO condescend to OwO hewp ;;w;; me now. -^w^ [They ^w^ hang uWu theiw heads] -No UwU hope to uWu have >w< wedwess? OwO My >w< body UwU shaww -xDD Pay recompense, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww gwant x3 my OwO suit. -^w^ [They ;;w;; shake uWu theiw heads] -UwU Cannyot x3 my >w< body nor :3 bwood sacrifice ->w< Entweat xDD you to x3 youw uWu wonted uWu fuwthewance? -UwU Then OwO take x3 my soul-my ;;w;; body, x3 souw, ÚwÚ and all, -^.^ Befowe :3 that England UwU give x3 the OwO Fwench x3 the ÚwÚ foiw. -^w^ [They depart] -OwO See! ;;w;; they ^w^ fowsake x3 me. Now x3 the time >_> is come -:33 That Fwance ^w^ must vaiw her wofty-pwumed uWu cwest -xDD And wet her >_> head faww x3 into Engwand's :3 wap. -OwO My UwU ancient incantations OwO awe ^w^ too ÚwÚ weak, -xDD And heww ^w^ too >w< stwong fow ;;w;; me to buckwe with. ->_> Nyow, >_< Fwance, >w< thy :3 gwowy >_< dwoopeth to x3 the dust. uWu Exit - -^-^ Excuwsions. Entew OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, ;;w;; fighting. -LA PUCELLE ÚwÚ and YORK >w< fight uWu hand to xDD hand; LA PUCELLE ->_> is >_< taken. uWu The OwO Fwench fwy - -:3 YOWK. Damsel of >_< Fwance, UwU I think UwU I uWu have xDD you uWu fast. ->_> Unchain x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits nyow with >_< spewwing ÚwÚ chawms, -xDD And >_> twy >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ can ^.^ gain x3 youw OwO wibewty. -^-^ A xDD goodwy :33 pwize, ;;w;; fit fow x3 the >_> deviw's grace! -xDD See >w< how x3 the ugwy >w< witch xDD doth >w< bend her ^w^ bwows -;;w;; As >_< if, with Circe, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd change x3 my >_< shape! -:33 PUCEWWE. Chang'd to :3 a >_> wowsew xDD shape xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot >w< be. -:3 YOWK. >_< O, >_> Chawwes x3 the uWu Dauphin >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew ^w^ man: -No xDD shape >_> but :33 his ^.^ can uWu pwease x3 youw UwU dainty :33 eye. -:33 PUCEWWE. ^-^ A :33 pwaguing ^-^ mischief >w< fight on >_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and uWu thee! -xDD And OwO may OwO ye both be ;;w;; suddenwy suwpwis'd -^-^ By bwoody ^.^ hands, uWu in x3 sweeping on x3 youw ÚwÚ beds! -:3 YOWK. Feww banning xDD hag; uWu enchantwess, howd >w< thy :33 tongue. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU I :33 pwithee UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to UwU cuwse OwO awhiwe. -:3 YOWK. Curse, miscweant, when xDD thou comest to x3 the >_< stake. -Exeunt - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 SUFFOWK, with OwO MAWGAWET uWu in :33 his uWu hand - -x3 SUFFOWK. ^w^ Be >_> what xDD thou wiwt, xDD thou awt x3 my ^w^ pwisonyew. -ÚwÚ [Gazes on :3 hew] -x3 O >_> faiwest >w< beauty, UwU do nyot feaw nor xDD fwy! -For UwU I xDD wiww :33 touch uWu thee >_> but with reverent hands; -UwU I :3 kiss these x3 fingews fow xDD etewnyaw ÚwÚ peace, -xDD And uWu way them gently on >w< thy xDD tendew ^w^ side. -Who awt thou? Say, :3 that UwU I OwO may honour thee. -UwU MAWGAWET. Margaret x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and daughter to :3 a OwO king, -uWu The ^w^ King of ;;w;; Nyapwes-whosoe'ew xDD thou art. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ An earl UwU I am, ÚwÚ and :33 Suffowk ^w^ am UwU I call'd. -^w^ Be nyot ^.^ offended, ;;w;; nyatuwe's miracle, -^.^ Thou awt awwotted to be >_> ta'en ^.^ by x3 me. -^w^ So xDD doth x3 the swan her :3 downy ^.^ cygnyets :3 save, ->_< Keeping them ÚwÚ pwisonyew undewnyeath her xDD wings. -Yet, >_> if ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sewviwe :3 usage >_> once xDD offend, -Go ÚwÚ and be fwee again >_< as Suffolk's :3 fwiend. x3 [She >_> is uWu going] ->_< O, ^-^ stay! :3 [Aside] UwU I uWu have nyo powew to wet her UwU pass; -OwO My uWu hand ^.^ wouwd fwee hew, >_> but x3 my >_< heawt ;;w;; says >w< nyo. -;;w;; As plays x3 the sun ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 gwassy streams, ->w< Twinkwing anyothew :33 countewfeited ÚwÚ beam, -^w^ So ;;w;; seems ÚwÚ this gowgeous beauty to >_< minye :3 eyes. -Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^.^ woo hew, yet UwU I dawe nyot >_< speak. -I'll caww fow OwO pen ÚwÚ and uWu ink, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite x3 my :33 mind. -OwO Fie, UwU de UwU wa Pole! >_< disabwe nyot xDD thysewf; -Hast nyot :3 a ^.^ tongue? Is ^.^ she nyot OwO hewe >w< thy prisoner? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be >w< daunted uWu at :3 a xDD woman's sight? -Ay, beauty's princely ^.^ majesty >_> is xDD such -uWu Confounds x3 the >_> tongue ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 the :33 senses wough. -UwU MAWGAWET. Say, ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Suffowk, >_> if >w< thy xDD nyame be >_> so, ->_> What wansom ^w^ must UwU I x3 pay >w< befowe UwU I xDD pass? -For UwU I >_> pewceive UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy ^w^ pwisonyew. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] How ;;w;; canst xDD thou tell ^.^ she xDD wiww UwU deny >w< thy -^.^ suit, -^.^ Befowe xDD thou >_< make :3 a uWu twiaw of her love? -UwU MAWGAWET. Why ;;w;; speak'st xDD thou ^w^ nyot? >_> What wansom ^w^ must UwU I -OwO pay? -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] >_> She's ^-^ beautifuw, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe to be OwO woo'd; -:33 She >_> is :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< thewefowe to be uWu won. -UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou xDD accept of >_< wansom-yea ow no? -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] ^w^ Fond ^w^ man, remember :3 that xDD thou x3 hast :3 a -:33 wife; -UwU Then >w< how ^.^ can Margaret be >w< thy >w< pawamouw? -UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I :3 wewe best OwO weave :3 him, fow ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot heaw. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] >_> Thewe aww >_> is marr'd; there wies :3 a coowing -card. -UwU MAWGAWET. >w< He talks uWu at random; x3 suwe, x3 the x3 man >_> is >_> mad. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] xDD And yet :3 a >w< dispensation OwO may be xDD had. -UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd answew x3 me. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] I'll x3 win ÚwÚ this xDD Wady Margaret. For >w< whom? -Why, fow x3 my King! Tush, ^w^ that's :3 a ÚwÚ wooden x3 thing! -UwU MAWGAWET. >w< He talks of wood. ^.^ It >_> is x3 some carpenter. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Yet UwU so x3 my ^w^ fancy OwO may be satisfied, -xDD And uWu peace ÚwÚ estabwished ^-^ between these realms. -OwO But there remains :3 a :33 scwupwe uWu in :3 that :3 too; -For ^w^ though her >w< fathew be x3 the ^w^ King of Naples, ->w< Duke of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mainye, yet >_> is ^.^ he OwO poow, -xDD And UwU ouw >_> nyobiwity xDD wiww ^w^ scown x3 the match. -UwU MAWGAWET. >w< Heaw :3 ye, ^-^ Captain-awe xDD you nyot uWu at x3 weisuwe? -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> so, ^-^ disdain ;;w;; they ^w^ nye'ew UwU so :33 much. -Henwy >_> is youthfuw, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww quickly >_< yiewd. -uWu Madam, UwU I uWu have :3 a secret to OwO weveaw. -UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] >_> What ^w^ though UwU I be enthrall'd? >w< He ;;w;; seems -:3 a UwU knyight, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot xDD any uWu way x3 dishonyouw x3 me. -x3 SUFFOWK. Lady, x3 vouchsafe to xDD wisten >_> what UwU I :3 say. -UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] :3 Pewhaps UwU I UwU shaww be >_> wescu'd ^.^ by x3 the Fwench; -xDD And xDD then UwU I >_< nyeed nyot ^w^ cwave :33 his uWu couwtesy. -x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU madam, UwU give ;;w;; me hearing uWu in :3 a cause -UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] >w< Tush! x3 women uWu have :33 been xDD captivate ere -now. -x3 SUFFOWK. Lady, ^-^ whewefowe tawk xDD you so? -UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, UwU 'tis >_> but >w< quid fow ^-^ quo. -x3 SUFFOWK. Say, ^-^ gentwe xDD Pwincess, ^.^ wouwd xDD you nyot ^.^ suppose -uWu Youw :3 bondage UwU happy, to be UwU made :3 a xDD queen? -UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; To be :3 a >_< queen uWu in :3 bondage >_> is ^.^ mowe ^-^ viwe -Than >_> is :3 a ;;w;; swave uWu in UwU base sewviwity; -For pwinces >_> shouwd be >w< fwee. -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And UwU so UwU shaww UwU you, -;;w;; If ^w^ happy Engwand's royal x3 king be >w< fwee. -UwU MAWGAWET. Why, >_> what uWu concewns :33 his OwO fweedom >w< unto me? -x3 SUFFOWK. I'll undewtake to >_< make uWu thee >_> Henwy's queen, -;;w;; To put :3 a golden sceptre uWu in >w< thy uWu hand -xDD And uWu set :3 a >_< pwecious >_< cwown ;;w;; upon >w< thy head, -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt OwO condescend to be uWu my- -UwU MAWGAWET. What? -x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ His love. -UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I ^w^ am >_< unwowthy to be >_> Henwy's x3 wife. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Nyo, ^-^ gentwe x3 madam; UwU I >_< unwowthy ^w^ am -;;w;; To ^.^ woo UwU so >w< faiw :3 a :3 dame to be :33 his >w< wife -xDD And uWu have nyo portion uWu in x3 the UwU choice :3 mysewf. -How >_> say UwU you, :33 madam? ^w^ Awe OwO ye UwU so :33 content? -UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ An >_> if x3 my >w< fathew please, UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Then caww UwU ouw ^.^ captains ÚwÚ and UwU ouw cowouws OwO fowth! -^.^ And, UwU madam, uWu at x3 youw father's ^w^ castwe OwO wawws -^-^ We'ww ^w^ cwave :3 a parley to confew with ^.^ him. - -Sound :3 a >_< pawwey. Entew REIGNIER on x3 the OwO wawws - -:3 See, Weignyiew, see, >w< thy daughter prisoner! -REIGNIER. ;;w;; To >w< whom? -x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; To x3 me. -REIGNIER. ^.^ Suffowk, >_> what remedy? -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a soldier ÚwÚ and ^-^ unyapt to xDD weep -:33 Ow to excwaim on ;;w;; fowtunye's ^w^ fickwenyess. -x3 SUFFOWK. Yes, there >_> is wemedy UwU enyough, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ Consent, ÚwÚ and fow >w< thy honour UwU give ^.^ consent, -x3 Thy daughter UwU shaww be >w< wedded to x3 my OwO king, -;;w;; Whom UwU I with :33 pain uWu have woo'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ won thereto; -xDD And ÚwÚ this her easy-held imprisonment ->_< Hath x3 gain'd >w< thy daughter princely OwO wibewty. -REIGNIER. :33 Speaks :33 Suffowk >_< as ^.^ he OwO thinks? -x3 SUFFOWK. Faiw Margaret xDD knyows -:33 That :33 Suffowk xDD doth nyot fwattew, >w< face, ow :3 feign. -REIGNIER. >_> Upon >w< thy princely :33 wawwant UwU I descend -;;w;; To UwU give uWu thee answew of >w< thy >w< just >_> demand. -uWu Exit REIGNIER from x3 the OwO wawws -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And OwO hewe UwU I xDD wiww >_< expect >w< thy :3 coming. - -Twumpets UwU sound. Entew REIGNIER bewow - -REIGNIER. Welcome, >_< bwave Eaww, x3 into UwU ouw tewwitowies; -xDD Command uWu in Anjou >_> what x3 youw xDD Honyouw pleases. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Thanks, Weignyiew, ^w^ happy fow UwU so x3 sweet :3 a child, -Fit to be UwU made >_< companyion with :3 a king. ->_> What answew x3 makes x3 youw Gwace >w< unto x3 my suit? -REIGNIER. Since xDD thou dost >_< deign to ^.^ woo her xDD wittwe ^.^ wowth -;;w;; To be x3 the princely bride of xDD such :3 a uWu wowd, ->_> Upon condition UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ quietwy -^w^ Enjoy >_< minye OwO own, x3 the countwy ^w^ Mainye ÚwÚ and Anjou, -Fwee from oppwession ow x3 the ^w^ stwoke of waw, -OwO My daughter UwU shaww be Henry's, >_> if ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwease. -x3 SUFFOWK. :33 That >_> is her OwO wansom; UwU I ÚwÚ dewivew her. -xDD And UwU those >w< two counties UwU I xDD wiww undewtake -uWu Youw Gwace UwU shaww weww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quietwy OwO enjoy. -REIGNIER. xDD And UwU I OwO again, uWu in >_> Henwy's royal :33 nyame, -;;w;; As OwO deputy >w< unto :3 that >_> gwacious OwO king, -Give uWu thee her uWu hand fow xDD sign of plighted ÚwÚ faith. -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Weignyiew of >_< Fwance, UwU I UwU give uWu thee >_> kingwy thanks, ->_< Because ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu in UwU twaffic of :3 a king. -:3 [Aside] xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU methinks, UwU I couwd be weww :3 content -;;w;; To be >_< minye UwU own ^.^ attownyey uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 case. -I'll uvw xDD then to England with ÚwÚ this news, -xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage to be x3 sowemnyiz'd. -So, farewell, Weignyiew. Set ÚwÚ this >_> diamond >_< safe -^w^ In golden pawaces, >_< as >w< it >_< becomes. -REIGNIER. UwU I UwU do >_< embwace uWu thee >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< embwace -uWu The Christian >_< pwince, ^w^ King Henry, :3 wewe ^.^ he hewe. -UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ Good wishes, >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and -pwayews, -Shall :33 Suffowk OwO evew uWu have of Margaret. x3 [She >_> is uWu going] -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet UwU madam. OwO But x3 hawk UwU you, Margaret -No princely commendations to x3 my UwU king? -UwU MAWGAWET. >w< Such commendations >_< as x3 becomes :3 a ;;w;; maid, -^-^ A xDD viwgin, ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu sewvant, >_> say to ^.^ him. -x3 SUFFOWK. Words sweetly pwac'd ÚwÚ and modestwy ;;w;; diwected. -But, UwU madam, UwU I ^w^ must >_> twoubwe xDD you again -No >w< woving ;;w;; token to :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? -UwU MAWGAWET. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd: :3 a puwe x3 unspotted uWu heawt, -xDD Nyevew yet ^w^ taint with xDD wuv, UwU I >_> send x3 the ;;w;; King. -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And ÚwÚ this uWu withaw. ^.^ [Kisses :3 hew] -UwU MAWGAWET. :33 That fow ;;w;; thysewf, UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU so presume -;;w;; To >_> send xDD such >_> peevish UwU tokens to :3 a king. -Exeunt REIGNIER ÚwÚ and OwO MAWGAWET -x3 SUFFOWK. >_< O, OwO wewt xDD thou fow mysewf! But, ^.^ Suffowk, >_< stay; -^.^ Thou uWu mayst nyot >w< wandew uWu in :3 that >w< wabywinth: ->_> Thewe Minotaurs ÚwÚ and ugwy :3 tweasons >_> wuwk. -x3 Sowicit Henwy with her wondwous ;;w;; pwaise. -^w^ Bethink uWu thee on her uWu viwtues :3 that surmount, -xDD And natural uWu gwaces :3 that :3 extinguish awt; -Wepeat uWu theiw ÚwÚ sembwance often on x3 the seas, -^.^ That, when xDD thou UwU com'st to ^w^ knyeew uWu at >_> Henwy's ^.^ feet, -^.^ Thou uWu mayst ;;w;; beweave ^.^ him of :33 his :33 wits with :3 wondew. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -Camp of x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK uWu in Anjou - -Entew YORK, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews -:3 YOWK. Bring fowth :3 that UwU sowcewess, condemn'd to :3 buwn. - -Entew LA ^w^ PUCEWWE, >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SHEPHEWD - -UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD Ah, Joan, ÚwÚ this :33 kiwws >w< thy father's >_< heawt x3 outwight! -:3 Have UwU I >_< sought every countwy uWu faw ÚwÚ and near, -^.^ And, nyow >w< it >_> is x3 my chance to find uWu thee ^.^ out, -:3 Must UwU I behowd >w< thy timewess UwU cwuew UwU death? -xDD Ah, Joan, x3 sweet daughter Joan, I'll ^-^ die with uWu thee! -:33 PUCEWWE. Decrepit miser! UwU base ignoble OwO wwetch! -UwU I ^w^ am >_> descended of :3 a gentler ^-^ bwood; -^.^ Thou awt nyo >w< fathew nor nyo :33 fwiend of ^w^ minye. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Out, out! OwO My wowds, >w< an uWu pwease UwU you, UwU 'tis nyot so; -UwU I uWu did x3 beget hew, aww x3 the x3 pawish knyows. -:3 Hew mothew ^.^ wiveth ^w^ yet, ^.^ can >w< testify -:33 She UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst ^w^ fwuit of x3 my bach'lorship. -WARWICK. Graceless, wiwt xDD thou UwU deny >w< thy pawentage? -:3 YOWK. This ÚwÚ awgues >_> what her uWu kind of >w< wife hath ÚwÚ been- -^w^ Wicked ÚwÚ and viwe; ÚwÚ and UwU so her :33 death concludes. -UwU SHEPHEWD. OwO Fie, Joan, :3 that xDD thou wiwt be UwU so >_< obstacwe! -^w^ God xDD knyows xDD thou awt :3 a UwU cowwop of x3 my flesh; -xDD And fow >w< thy ÚwÚ sake uWu have UwU I x3 shed UwU many :3 a >_> teaw. ->w< Deny ;;w;; me >_> nyot, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Joan. -:33 PUCEWWE. Peasant, avaunt! >_> You uWu have >_< subown'd ÚwÚ this x3 man -Of OwO puwpose to uWu obscuwe x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD biwth. -UwU SHEPHEWD. 'Tis ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu gave :3 a x3 nyobwe to x3 the priest -uWu The ;;w;; mown :3 that UwU I UwU was >w< wedded to her x3 mothew. ->_> Knyeew down ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my blessing, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^w^ giww. -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot stoop? Now uWu cuwsed be x3 the time -Of >w< thy nyativity. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the milk -x3 Thy mothew uWu gave uWu thee when xDD thou OwO suck'dst her breast -xDD Had :33 been :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ watsbanye fow >w< thy sake. -:33 Ow else, when xDD thou :33 didst >_< keep x3 my lambs xDD afiewd, -UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 some ^-^ wavenyous OwO wowf xDD had eaten thee. -uWu Dost xDD thou UwU deny >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, uWu cuwsed ^-^ dwab? ->_< O, buwn hew, buwn >_> hew! x3 Hanging >_> is ^w^ too UwU good. uWu Exit -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Take her :3 away; fow ^.^ she hath liv'd ^w^ too long, -;;w;; To ^w^ fiww x3 the wowwd with ^.^ vicious qualities. -:33 PUCEWWE. First wet ;;w;; me tell xDD you ÚwÚ whom xDD you uWu have x3 condemn'd: -ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; me uWu begotten of :3 a xDD shephewd x3 swain, -OwO But :33 issued from x3 the ^-^ pwogeny of >w< kings; -Viwtuous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howy, OwO chosen from :33 abuv -^-^ By UwU inspiwation of ^w^ cewestiaw gwace, -;;w;; To ^.^ wowk :33 exceeding miracles on ;;w;; eawth. -UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had to UwU do with wicked spiwits. -OwO But UwU you, :3 that OwO awe polluted with x3 youw x3 wusts, -Stain'd with x3 the ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 bwood of >w< innyocents, -Corrupt ÚwÚ and xDD tainted with :3 a thousand UwU vices, ->_< Because xDD you ^.^ want x3 the xDD gwace :3 that ;;w;; othews have, ->_> You OwO judge >w< it ^w^ stwaight :3 a ^.^ thing xDD impossibwe -;;w;; To compass wondews >_> but ^.^ by OwO hewp of OwO deviws. -:3 Nyo, misconceived! UwU Joan of xDD Awc hath :33 been -^-^ A ;;w;; viwgin from her xDD tendew infancy, -^.^ Chaste ÚwÚ and UwU immacuwate uWu in xDD vewy thought; ->_< Whose >_< maiden bwood, OwO thus wigowouswy ^-^ effus'd, -Will cwy fow UwU vengeance uWu at x3 the :3 gates of UwU heaven. -:3 YOWK. Ay, ^w^ ay. UwU Away with her to :33 execution! -WARWICK. xDD And x3 hawk :3 ye, ^-^ siws; uWu because ^.^ she >_> is :3 a ;;w;; maid, -^w^ Spawe fow nyo >_< fagots, wet there be enyow. -:3 Pwace UwU bawwews of ^w^ pitch ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu fataw >w< stake, -:33 That UwU so her towtuwe OwO may be shortened. -:33 PUCEWWE. Will >_< nyothing turn x3 youw unrelenting hearts? -Then, Joan, OwO discuvw ^.^ thinye infirmity -:33 That warranteth ^.^ by law to be >w< thy privilege: -UwU I ^w^ am with child, OwO ye bwoody UwU homicides; ->_> Muwdew nyot xDD then x3 the ^w^ fwuit within x3 my womb, -Awthough OwO ye UwU hawe ;;w;; me to :3 a :3 viowent death. -:3 YOWK. Now heaven forfend! uWu The >w< howy >_< maid with >_> chiwd! -WARWICK. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest :33 miwacwe :3 that ;;w;; e'ew OwO ye wwought: -Is aww x3 youw :3 stwict preciseness come to :3 this? -:3 YOWK. :33 She ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Dauphin uWu have :33 been ;;w;; juggwing. -UwU I uWu did imagine >_> what ^.^ wouwd be her refuge. -WARWICK. xDD Weww, OwO go >w< to; we'll uWu have nyo >_< bastawds ÚwÚ wive; ->w< Especiawwy xDD since >_> Chawwes ^w^ must >w< fathew :3 it. -:33 PUCEWWE. >_> You OwO awe :3 deceiv'd; x3 my chiwd >_> is >_< nyonye of >_> his: -^.^ It UwU was OwO Awencon :3 that x3 enjoy'd x3 my love. -:3 YOWK. Awencon, :3 that :3 nyotowious >_> Machiavew! -^.^ It dies, >w< an >_> if >w< it xDD had :3 a thousand ^.^ wives. -:33 PUCEWWE. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me weave, UwU I uWu have dewuded OwO you. ->_< 'Twas :3 nyeithew >_> Chawwes nor yet x3 the >w< Duke UwU I ^-^ nyam'd, -OwO But Weignyiew, ^w^ King of Naples, :3 that pwevaiw'd. -WARWICK. ^-^ A mawwied ;;w;; man! >w< That's UwU most intolerable. -:3 YOWK. Why, hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ giww! UwU I think ^.^ she xDD knyows nyot weww ->_> Thewe :3 wewe UwU so >_> many-whom ^.^ she OwO may ;;w;; accuse. -WARWICK. x3 It's xDD sign ^.^ she hath :33 been xDD wibewaw ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. -:3 YOWK. xDD And ^w^ yet, xDD fowsooth, ^.^ she >_> is :3 a ;;w;; viwgin pure. -^w^ Stwumpet, >w< thy wowds >_< condemn >w< thy :3 bwat ÚwÚ and thee. -^w^ Use nyo ;;w;; entweaty, fow >w< it >_> is uWu in OwO vain. -:33 PUCEWWE. UwU Then lead ;;w;; me >_> hence-with ÚwÚ whom UwU I OwO weave x3 my -:3 cuwse: -^-^ May >_< nyevew glorious sun OwO wefwex :33 his beams ->_> Upon x3 the countwy :3 whewe xDD you >_< make abode; -OwO But >w< dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ gwoomy shade of :33 death -Environ UwU you, >w< tiww ^-^ mischief ÚwÚ and despair -Drive xDD you to bweak x3 youw xDD nyecks ow ^w^ hang OwO youwsewves! -UwU Exit, guawded -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Bweak xDD thou uWu in uWu pieces ÚwÚ and ^-^ consume to :3 ashes, -^.^ Thou fouw ^w^ accuwsed xDD minyistew of >_< heww! - -Entew x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, ^w^ attended - -CARDINAL. Lord Regent, UwU I UwU do x3 gweet x3 youw ^.^ Excewwence -With x3 wettews of OwO commission from x3 the ;;w;; King. -For knyow, x3 my wowds, x3 the UwU states of Christendom, -^w^ Mov'd with ^-^ wemowse of these :3 outwageous bwoiws, -:3 Have eawnyestwy ^w^ impwow'd :3 a general uWu peace -Betwixt UwU ouw nation ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; aspiwing Fwench; -xDD And OwO hewe uWu at uWu hand x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :33 his twain -uWu Appwoacheth, to confew about x3 some :3 mattew. -:3 YOWK. Is aww UwU ouw :3 twavaiw >_> tuwn'd to ÚwÚ this ^.^ effect? ->w< Aftew x3 the >_> swaughtew of UwU so UwU many ^-^ peews, -^w^ So UwU many ^w^ captains, xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, -:33 That uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew uWu have :33 been overthrown -xDD And sold uWu theiw >_< bodies fow uWu theiw >_> countwy's benyefit, -Shall ^.^ we uWu at >w< wast OwO concwude effeminyate peace? -:3 Have ^.^ we nyot wost UwU most ÚwÚ pawt of aww x3 the x3 towns, -^-^ By uWu tweason, fawsehood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 tweachewy, -Our great ^w^ pwogenyitows xDD had ÚwÚ conquewed? -x3 O Wawwick, x3 Wawwick! UwU I x3 fowesee with grief -uWu The :33 uttew ^-^ woss of aww x3 the weawm of Fwance. -WARWICK. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, x3 Yowk. ;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO concwude :3 a ÚwÚ peace, -^.^ It UwU shaww be with xDD such :3 stwict ÚwÚ and severe covenants -;;w;; As xDD wittwe UwU shaww x3 the Fwenchmen ^.^ gain ^-^ theweby. - -Entew CHAWWES, ÚwÚ AWENCON, :33 BASTAWD, REIGNIER, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -x3 CHAWWES. ÚwÚ Since, wowds of England, >w< it >_> is OwO thus >_< agweed -:33 That UwU peacefuw truce UwU shaww be proclaim'd uWu in >_< Fwance, -We come to be infowmed ^.^ by youwsewves ->_> What x3 the :33 conditions of :3 that :33 weague ^w^ must >w< be. -:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Speak, ;;w;; Winchestew; fow boiling ^.^ chowew ^w^ chokes -uWu The OwO howwow uWu passage of x3 my OwO poison'd voice, -^-^ By ^.^ sight of these UwU ouw xDD bawefuw enemies. -CARDINAL. Chawwes, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, >w< it >_> is enacted thus: -^.^ That, uWu in regard ^w^ King Henwy ;;w;; gives ^.^ consent, -Of mere >w< compassion ÚwÚ and of uWu wenyity, -;;w;; To ^w^ ease x3 youw countwy of distressful waw, -^-^ An suffew xDD you to ;;w;; bweathe uWu in :33 fwuitfuw ÚwÚ peace, ->_> You UwU shaww :33 become true ^-^ wiegemen to :33 his >_< cwown; -^.^ And, Chawwes, ;;w;; upon condition xDD thou wiwt >_< sweaw -;;w;; To x3 pay ^.^ him UwU twibute ÚwÚ and :3 submit ;;w;; thysewf, -^.^ Thou shalt be pwac'd >_< as >_> vicewoy :33 undew :3 him, -xDD And still ^.^ enjoy >w< thy xDD wegaw UwU dignyity. -ALENCON. :3 Must ^.^ he be xDD then >_< as :3 shadow of :33 himsewf? -Adorn :33 his ^.^ tempwes with :3 a >_< cowonyet -xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu in ÚwÚ substance ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ authowity, -Wetain >_> but OwO pwiviwege of :3 a >_> pwivate man? -This x3 pwoffew >_> is :3 absuwd ÚwÚ and xDD weasonwess. -x3 CHAWWES. 'Tis ÚwÚ knyown xDD awweady :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >_< possess'd -With ^.^ mowe than half x3 the Gawwian ^-^ tewwitowies, -xDD And thewein ^-^ wevewenc'd fow uWu theiw ÚwÚ wawfuw king. -Shall I, fow lucre of x3 the xDD west x3 unvanquish'd, -Detract UwU so much from :3 that prerogative -;;w;; As to be ^w^ caww'd >_> but >_> vicewoy of x3 the whole? -:3 Nyo, Lord Ambassador; I'll rather >_< keep -:33 That which UwU I uWu have than, coveting fow >_> mowe, -^w^ Be ;;w;; cast from possibility of all. -:3 YOWK. Insulting Charles! Hast xDD thou ^.^ by secret means -xDD Us'd >_< intewcession to UwU obtain :3 a OwO weague, -xDD And nyow x3 the ;;w;; mattew gwows to compwomise -ÚwÚ Stand'st xDD thou >_< awoof ;;w;; upon comparison? -^-^ Eithew xDD accept x3 the ;;w;; titwe xDD thou x3 usuwp'st, -Of ^-^ benyefit proceeding from UwU ouw x3 king -xDD And nyot of xDD any challenge of :3 desewt, -:33 Ow ^.^ we xDD wiww pwague uWu thee with ^w^ incessant waws. -REIGNIER. :33 [To CHARLES] OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do nyot weww uWu in -obstinacy -;;w;; To OwO caviw uWu in x3 the course of ÚwÚ this contract. -;;w;; If >_> once >w< it be OwO nyegwected, ;;w;; ten to one -We UwU shaww nyot find ^.^ wike oppowtunyity. -ALENCON. :33 [To CHARLES] ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, >w< it >_> is x3 youw UwU powicy -;;w;; To :3 save x3 youw subjects from xDD such massacwe -xDD And ;;w;; wuthwess slaughters >_< as OwO awe x3 daiwy :3 seen -^-^ By UwU ouw proceeding uWu in xDD hostiwity; -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO take ÚwÚ this compact of :3 a truce, -Awthough xDD you bweak >w< it when x3 youw :3 pweasuwe sewves. -WARWICK. How say'st UwU thou, ^w^ Chawwes? Shall UwU ouw condition -stand? -x3 CHAWWES. ^.^ It :3 shaww; -Onwy ÚwÚ wesewv'd, xDD you >_< cwaim nyo ÚwÚ intewest -^w^ In xDD any of UwU ouw UwU towns of garrison. -:3 YOWK. UwU Then >_< sweaw OwO awwegiance to :33 his ^.^ Majesty: -;;w;; As xDD thou awt UwU knyight, >_< nyevew to :33 disobey -x3 Nyow be webewwious to x3 the >_< cwown of England -Thou, nor >w< thy ^.^ nyobwes, to x3 the >_< cwown of ^w^ Engwand. -[CHARLES ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west UwU give UwU tokens of uWu feawty] -So, nyow dismiss x3 youw ^.^ awmy when OwO ye pwease; -Hang x3 up x3 youw ensigns, wet x3 youw xDD dwums be still, -For OwO hewe ^.^ we entertain :3 a solemn peace. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 SUFFOWK, uWu in conference with x3 the ;;w;; KING, -GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Youw wondwous OwO wawe ^w^ descwiption, x3 nyobwe Eaww, -Of beauteous Margaret hath uWu astonyish'd x3 me. -:3 Hew viwtues, graced with ÚwÚ extewnyaw ;;w;; gifts, -Do breed love's ^-^ settwed passions uWu in x3 my heawt; -xDD And ^.^ wike >_< as uWu wigouw of xDD tempestuous xDD gusts -UwU Pwovokes x3 the mightiest uWu huwk OwO against x3 the OwO tide, -^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I driven ^.^ by UwU bweath of her renown -^-^ Eithew to suffew :33 shipwweck ow UwU awwive -Whewe UwU I OwO may uWu have :3 fwuition of her love. -x3 SUFFOWK. Tush, x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! This superficial xDD tawe -Is >_> but :3 a pweface of her ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; pwaise. -uWu The uWu chief >w< pewfections of :3 that lovely uWu dame, -xDD Had UwU I sufficient :3 skiww to :33 uttew ÚwÚ them, -Wouwd >_< make :3 a >_< vowume of enticing lines, ->w< Abwe to ravish xDD any dull :33 conceit; -^.^ And, which >_> is >_> mowe, ^.^ she >_> is nyot UwU so divine, -^w^ So full-replete with UwU choice of aww dewights, -OwO But with >_< as humble x3 wowwinyess of ^-^ mind -:33 She >_> is :3 content to be uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ command -:3 Command, UwU I mean, of virtuous >w< intents, -;;w;; To wuv ÚwÚ and honour Henwy >_< as her OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And ^-^ othewwise xDD wiww Henwy ^w^ nye'ew >_< pwesume. ->_< Thewefowe, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, UwU give >_< consent -:33 That Margaret OwO may be Engwand's royal ÚwÚ Queen. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So >_> shouwd UwU I UwU give >_< consent to flatter >_< sin. ->_> You knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> is ^w^ betwoth'd -uWu Unto anyothew uWu wady of esteem. -How UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD then ^w^ dispense with :3 that contract, -xDD And nyot x3 deface x3 youw honour with reproach? -x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a ruler with unwawfuw :3 oaths; -:33 Ow one :3 that uWu at :3 a :3 twiumph, xDD having ^.^ vow'd -;;w;; To >_> twy :33 his >_< stwength, fowsaketh yet x3 the ^.^ wists -^-^ By reason of :33 his UwU advewsawy's ^w^ odds: -^-^ A poor :33 eaww's daughter >_> is unequal xDD odds, -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO may be broke ^-^ without OwO offence. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, x3 what, UwU I pray, >_> is Margaret ^.^ mowe than -^-^ that? -:3 Hew >w< fathew >_> is nyo xDD bettew than >w< an earl, -Awthough uWu in glorious titles ^.^ he ^-^ excew. -x3 SUFFOWK. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, her >w< fathew >_> is :3 a OwO king, -uWu The ^w^ King of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and ^.^ Jewusawem; -xDD And of xDD such great ÚwÚ authowity uWu in Fwance -;;w;; As :33 his alliance xDD wiww :33 confiwm UwU ouw ÚwÚ peace, -xDD And >_< keep x3 the Fwenchmen uWu in ^w^ awwegiance. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And UwU so x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Awmagnyac OwO may UwU do, ->_< Because ^.^ he >_> is nyeaw kinsman >w< unto Chawwes. -UwU EXETEW. >w< Beside, :33 his weawth xDD doth :33 wawwant :3 a xDD wibewaw dower; -Whewe UwU Weignyiew :33 soonyew xDD wiww receive than give. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A xDD dow'w, x3 my lords! >w< Disgwace nyot UwU so x3 youw OwO king, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd be UwU so >_< abject, base, ÚwÚ and OwO poow, -;;w;; To choose fow weawth ÚwÚ and nyot fow :3 pewfect love. -Henwy >_> is able to enrich :33 his queen, -xDD And nyot to >_> seek :3 a >_< queen to >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; wich. -^w^ So :33 wowthwess uWu peasants ^w^ bawgain fow uWu theiw ^-^ wives, -;;w;; As market-men fow oxen, ;;w;; sheep, ow horse. -Mawwiage >_> is :3 a ;;w;; mattew of ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth -Than to be ^w^ deawt uWu in ^.^ by OwO attownyeyship; -ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we :33 wiww, >_> but ÚwÚ whom :33 his Gwace :33 affects, -:3 Must be >_< companyion of :33 his >w< nyuptiaw :3 bed. -xDD And OwO thewefowe, wowds, xDD since ^.^ he >_< affects her :3 most, -^.^ It UwU most of aww these weasons bindeth >_> us -^w^ In UwU ouw OwO opinyions ^.^ she >_> shouwd be preferr'd; -For >_> what >_> is wedlock xDD fowced >_> but :3 a >_> heww, -^-^ An age of ^-^ discowd ÚwÚ and continyuaw OwO stwife? -:33 Wheweas x3 the :33 contwawy bringeth bliss, -xDD And >_> is :3 a pattewn of ^w^ cewestiaw peace. -;;w;; Whom >_> shouwd ^.^ we >_< match with Henry, ^.^ being :3 a OwO king, -OwO But Margaret, :3 that >_> is daughter to :3 a UwU king? -:3 Hew x3 peewwess featuwe, joined with her birth, -Appwuvs her ;;w;; fit fow >_< nyonye >_> but fow :3 a uWu king; -:3 Hew uWu vawiant couwage ÚwÚ and >_> undaunted ^-^ spiwit, -uWu Mowe than uWu in x3 women uWu commonwy >_> is uWu seen, -Will answew UwU ouw UwU hope uWu in x3 issue of :3 a uWu king; -For Henry, >_< son >w< unto :3 a x3 conquewow, -Is ÚwÚ wikewy to x3 beget ^.^ mowe conquewows, -;;w;; If with :3 a uWu wady of UwU so xDD high wesowve -;;w;; As >_> is >w< faiw Margaret ^.^ he be wink'd uWu in love. -UwU Then :33 yiewd, x3 my :3 wowds; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe OwO concwude with ;;w;; me -:33 That Margaret UwU shaww be :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye >_> but ^w^ she. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whethew >w< it be ^w^ thwough force of x3 youw wepowt, -OwO My x3 nyobwe Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, ow fow :3 that -OwO My xDD tendew :33 youth UwU was >_< nyevew yet attaint -With xDD any passion of >_< infwaming xDD wuv, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I ^w^ am UwU assuw'd, -UwU I x3 feew xDD such ^-^ shawp xDD dissension uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, ->w< Such >_< fiewce awawums both of UwU hope ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw, -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick with >w< wowking of x3 my >w< thoughts. -^.^ Take >_< thewefowe shipping; ÚwÚ post, x3 my uWu wowd, to Fwance; -;;w;; Agwee to xDD any :33 cuvnyants; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwocuwe -:33 That xDD Wady Margaret UwU do x3 vouchsafe to come -;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 the seas to England, ÚwÚ and be cwown'd -^w^ King >_> Henwy's faithfuw ÚwÚ and ^-^ anyointed >w< queen. -For x3 youw ^w^ expenses ÚwÚ and sufficient charge, ->_> Among x3 the OwO peopwe gathew x3 up :3 a >w< tenth. -^w^ Be >w< gonye, UwU I say; fow >w< tiww xDD you UwU do ^-^ wetuwn -UwU I xDD west perplexed with :3 a thousand cares. -xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good uWu uncwe, banyish aww OwO offence: -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do UwU censuwe ;;w;; me ^.^ by >_> what xDD you uWu wewe, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_> what xDD you awe, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it xDD wiww UwU excuse -This ^.^ sudden :33 execution of x3 my :33 wiww. -xDD And UwU so ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me where, from xDD company, -UwU I OwO may uWu wevowve ÚwÚ and >_< wuminyate x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. uWu Exit -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, gwief, UwU I feaw uWu me, both uWu at xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and last. -Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thus :33 Suffowk hath ^-^ pwevaiw'd; ÚwÚ and OwO thus ^.^ he :33 goes, -;;w;; As uWu did x3 the youthfuw Paris >_> once to xDD Gweece, -With UwU hope to find x3 the ^.^ wike event uWu in wuv -OwO But prosper xDD bettew than x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan ^.^ did. -Margaret UwU shaww nyow be :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe x3 the uWu King; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww UwU wuwe both hew, x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and weawm. uWu Exit - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -uWu 1591 - -^-^ THE ^w^ SECOND OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH -HUMPHREY, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, :33 his :33 uncwe -x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, uWu gweat-uncwe to x3 the ^w^ King -UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ->w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ and WICHAWD, :33 his xDD sons -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM ->w< WOWD CWIFFOWD -:3 YOUNG ^-^ CWIFFOWD, :33 his >_< son -EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY -EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK ->w< WOWD SCALES ->w< WOWD SAY -ÚwÚ SIW HUMPHREY ^w^ STAFFOWD -UwU WIWWIAM ^w^ STAFFOWD, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN STANLEY -:33 VAUX -^.^ MATTHEW GOFFE -^-^ A WIEUTENyANT, :3 a ^w^ SHIPMASTEW, :3 a xDD MASTEW'S UwU MATE, ÚwÚ and WALTER >_< WHITMOWE -OwO TWO UwU GENTWEMEN, OwO pwisonyews with :33 Suffowk ->_< JOHN :33 HUME ÚwÚ and >_< JOHN SOUTHWEWW, >w< two priests -^.^ WOGEW BOLINGBROKE, :3 a >_> conjuwew -^-^ A SPIWIT ^w^ waised ^.^ by ^.^ him -THOMAS uWu HOWNyEW, >w< an UwU awmouwew ->w< PETEW, :33 his x3 man -CLERK ÚwÚ OF xDD CHATHAM ->_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF SAINT ;;w;; AWBANS -SAUNDER ;;w;; SIMPCOX, >w< an impostor -ALEXANDER IDEN, :3 a Kentish ÚwÚ gentweman -JACK CADE, :3 a rebel -uWu GEOWGE ^w^ BEVIS, >_< JOHN HOWWAND, xDD DICK ^-^ THE BUTCHEW, UwU SMITH ^-^ THE WEAVEW, -:3 MICHAEW, UwU &c., ÚwÚ fowwowews of x3 Cade -OwO TWO :33 MUWDEWEWS - ->_> MAWGAWET, xDD Queen to ^w^ King Henwy -^w^ EWEANyOW, :3 Duchess of uWu Gwoucestew -OwO MAWGEWY xDD JOUWDAIN, :3 a >w< witch -uWu WIFE to >_< SIMPCOX - -;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants; Petitioners, UwU Awdewmen, :3 a Herald, -:3 a Beadwe, :3 a ÚwÚ Shewiff, ^-^ Officews, uWu Citizens, Pwentices, Fawconyews, -^w^ Guawds, Soldiers, Messengews, &c. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Flourish of >_> twumpets; xDD then hautboys. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY -ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, >_< SAWISBUWY, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, on x3 the one x3 side; -x3 the xDD QUEEN, x3 SUFFOWK, YORK, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and xDD BUCKINGHAM, on x3 the othew - -x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 youw xDD high ÚwÚ impewiaw ;;w;; Majesty -UwU I xDD had uWu in :3 chawge uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ depawt fow >_< Fwance, -;;w;; As pwocuwatow to x3 youw OwO Excewwence, -;;w;; To marry Pwincess Margaret fow x3 youw Grace; -So, uWu in x3 the famous UwU ancient UwU city Touws, -^w^ In x3 pwesence of x3 the >_< Kings of Fwance ÚwÚ and ^w^ Siciw, -uWu The >_> Dukes of ^.^ Owweans, ^w^ Cawabew, Bretagne, ÚwÚ and Awencon, -ÚwÚ Seven eawws, >_< twewve :3 bawons, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty reverend >_< bishops, -UwU I uWu have pewfowm'd x3 my task, ÚwÚ and UwU was >_< espous'd; -xDD And x3 humbwy nyow ;;w;; upon x3 my bended OwO knyee, -^w^ In ^.^ sight of England ÚwÚ and her >_> wowdwy ^-^ peews, -Deliver x3 up x3 my ;;w;; titwe uWu in x3 the xDD Queen -;;w;; To x3 youw UwU most >_> gwacious ^.^ hands, :3 that OwO awe x3 the ÚwÚ substance -Of :3 that great :3 shadow UwU I uWu did ^.^ wepwesent: -uWu The UwU happiest ^w^ gift :3 that OwO evew UwU mawquis :3 gave, -uWu The >_> faiwest >_< queen :3 that OwO evew x3 king ^.^ weceiv'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Suffowk, uWu awise. Welcome, xDD Queen ^.^ Mawgawet: -UwU I ^.^ can express nyo kinder xDD sign of wuv -Than ÚwÚ this uWu kind >w< kiss. x3 O Wowd, :3 that wends ;;w;; me :3 wife, -uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a >_< heawt UwU wepwete with thankfuwnyess! -For xDD thou x3 hast UwU given ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this beauteous OwO face -^-^ A wowwd of ÚwÚ eawthwy bwessings to x3 my x3 souw, -;;w;; If >_> sympathy of wuv uWu unyite UwU ouw >w< thoughts. -QUEEN. UwU Gweat ^w^ King of England, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -uWu The ^-^ mutuaw conference :3 that x3 my ^-^ mind hath :33 had, -^-^ By ^-^ day, ^.^ by night, UwU waking ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my ^-^ dweams, -^w^ In courtly >_< company ow uWu at x3 my x3 beads, -With UwU you, >_< minye alder-liefest sovereign, -:3 Makes ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ bowdew to OwO sawute x3 my x3 king -With ruder ^w^ tewms, xDD such >_< as x3 my wit affowds -xDD And uWu uvw-joy of >_< heawt xDD doth minister. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Hew ^.^ sight uWu did ÚwÚ wavish, >_> but her xDD gwace uWu in ;;w;; speech, -:3 Hew wowds y-cwad with ^w^ wisdom's ^.^ majesty, -:3 Makes ;;w;; me from UwU wond'wing faww to weeping joys, ->w< Such >_> is x3 the fulness of x3 my heart's OwO content. -;;w;; Wowds, with one cheerful uWu voice wewcome x3 my love. -uWu AWW. UwU [Knyeewing] OwO Wong ^w^ wive xDD Queen Margaret, Engwand's happiness! -QUEEN. We >_> thank xDD you all. [Flourish] -x3 SUFFOWK. OwO My Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, UwU so >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, -:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the articles of >_< contwacted uWu peace -Between UwU ouw suvweign ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ King Chawwes, -For eighteen ^w^ months ^-^ concwuded ^.^ by ÚwÚ consent. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. [Weads] 'Impwimis: ^.^ It >_> is >_< agweed ^-^ between x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ King ->_> Chawwes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa Powe, >_> Mawquess of ^.^ Suffowk, ambassador -fow Henwy ^w^ King of England, :3 that x3 the uWu said Henwy UwU shaww espouse x3 the -xDD Wady Margaret, daughter >w< unto UwU Weignyiew ^w^ King of Naples, x3 Siciwia, -ÚwÚ and >_< Jewusawem, ÚwÚ and >_< cwown her xDD Queen of England ere x3 the xDD thiwtieth -of ^-^ May :3 nyext >_> ensuing. -Item: :33 That x3 the >_< duchy of Anjou ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< county of ^w^ Mainye UwU shaww be -released ÚwÚ and ^-^ dewivewed to x3 the ^w^ King her father'- -[Lets x3 the paper faww] -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Uncwe, >w< how >_< nyow! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, >_> gwacious wowd; -;;w;; Some ^.^ sudden >w< quawm hath >w< stwuck ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the uWu heawt, -xDD And ^w^ dimm'd >_< minye ^w^ eyes, :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ wead nyo fuwthew. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Uncle of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I pray ^w^ wead :3 on. -CARDINAL. [Weads] UwU 'Item: ^.^ It >_> is further >_< agweed ^-^ between them :3 that x3 the -x3 duchies of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye UwU shaww be released ÚwÚ and ^-^ dewivewed uvw -to x3 the ^w^ King her ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she sent uvw of x3 the ^w^ King of -Engwand's UwU own OwO pwopew >_> cost ÚwÚ and chawges, ^-^ without xDD having xDD any dowry.' -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ They uWu pwease >_> us well. Lord >_> Mawquess, ^w^ knyeew down. -We OwO hewe >w< cweate uWu thee x3 the xDD fiwst >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, -xDD And ;;w;; giwt uWu thee with x3 the ^-^ swowd. x3 Cousin of York, -We OwO hewe ;;w;; dischawge x3 youw Gwace from ^.^ being Regent -xDD I' x3 th' parts of >_< Fwance, >w< tiww term of eighteen ^w^ months -^w^ Be full xDD expiw'd. >_< Thanks, :33 uncwe ^w^ Winchestew, -:33 Gwoucestew, York, ;;w;; Buckingham, ^w^ Somewset, ->_> Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wawwick; -We >_> thank xDD you aww fow ÚwÚ this great ^.^ favouw donye -^w^ In entewtainment to x3 my princely >w< queen. -^.^ Come, wet >_> us x3 in, ÚwÚ and with aww ^w^ speed provide -;;w;; To >_> see her ;;w;; cowonyation be perform'd. -Exeunt ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Bwave peews of England, >w< piwwaws of x3 the state, -;;w;; To xDD you >w< Duke Humphrey ^w^ must xDD unwoad :33 his grief -uWu Youw gwief, x3 the ^w^ common grief of aww x3 the xDD wand. -What! uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Henwy spend :33 his youth, -ÚwÚ His uWu vawouw, coin, ÚwÚ and >_> peopwe, uWu in x3 the waws? -Did ^.^ he UwU so often uWu wodge uWu in open >_> fiewd, -^w^ In winter's UwU cowd ÚwÚ and :33 summew's xDD pawching ^.^ heat, -;;w;; To conquer >_< Fwance, :33 his true :33 inhewitance? -xDD And uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Bedfowd toiw :33 his :33 wits -;;w;; To >_< keep ^.^ by UwU powicy >_> what Henwy ÚwÚ got? -:3 Have xDD you ^w^ youwsewves, ^w^ Somewset, ;;w;; Buckingham, -^-^ Bwave York, >_> Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; victowious Wawwick, -xDD Weceiv'd >_> deep xDD scaws uWu in Fwance ÚwÚ and Nyowmandy? -:33 Ow hath >_< minye :33 uncwe Beaufort ÚwÚ and myself, -With aww x3 the :33 weawnyed Counciw of x3 the ^w^ weawm, -^w^ Studied UwU so long, sat uWu in x3 the Counciw House -^-^ Eawwy ÚwÚ and late, UwU debating to ÚwÚ and >_< fwo -How Fwance ÚwÚ and Fwenchmen ^w^ might be :33 kept uWu in >_< awe? -xDD And xDD had :33 his >_> Highnyess uWu in :33 his infancy -uWu Cwownyed uWu in >_< Pawis, uWu in ;;w;; despite of foes? -xDD And UwU shaww these uWu wabouws ÚwÚ and these honyouws die? -Shall >_> Henwy's ÚwÚ conquest, >_> Bedfowd's vigiwance, -uWu Youw >_< deeds of waw, ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw counsel die? -x3 O peews of England, >_> shamefuw >_> is ÚwÚ this league! ->_> Fataw ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage, ^-^ cancewwing x3 youw x3 fame, -Blotting x3 youw nyames from uWu books of xDD memowy, -Wazing x3 the uWu chawactews of x3 youw OwO wenyown, -xDD Defacing ^-^ monyuments of conquer'd >_< Fwance, -OwO Undoing all, >_< as aww xDD had >_< nyevew >_< been! -CARDINAL. UwU Nyephew, >_> what means ÚwÚ this passionyate discouwse, -This uWu pewowation with xDD such ^.^ ciwcumstance? -For >_< Fwance, UwU 'tis >_> ouws; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep >w< it xDD stiww. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, uWu uncwe, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep >w< it >_> if ^.^ we can; -OwO But nyow >w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe ^.^ we OwO shouwd. -^.^ Suffowk, x3 the nyew-made uWu duke :3 that wuwes x3 the ÚwÚ woast, ->_< Hath UwU given x3 the >_< duchy of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye -uWu Unto x3 the poor ^w^ King Weignyiew, x3 whose large >_> stywe -Agwees nyot with x3 the weannyess of :33 his purse. -SAWISBUWY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of xDD Him :3 that >w< died fow all, -;;w;; These counties :3 wewe x3 the ;;w;; keys of Nyowmandy! -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ weeps Wawwick, x3 my uWu vawiant uWu son? -WARWICK. For grief :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 past recovery; -For :3 wewe there UwU hope to conquer them again -OwO My xDD swowd >_> shouwd x3 shed :3 hot bwood, >_< minye eyes nyo >w< teaws. -Anjou ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mainye! mysewf uWu did x3 win them both; ->w< Those provinces these :3 awms of >_< minye uWu did conquer; -xDD And OwO awe x3 the ^w^ cities :3 that UwU I ^w^ got with wounds ->_> Dewivew'd x3 up again with UwU peacefuw xDD wowds? -xDD Mowt UwU Dieu! -:3 YOWK. For Suffolk's x3 duke, OwO may ^.^ he be ^w^ suffocate, -:33 That :33 dims x3 the honour of ÚwÚ this warlike ÚwÚ iswe! -Fwance >_> shouwd uWu have :33 town ÚwÚ and OwO went x3 my xDD vewy >_< heawt -^.^ Befowe UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have yiewded to ÚwÚ this ^-^ weague. -UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ wead >_> but Engwand's >w< kings uWu have xDD had -Large uWu sums of gowd ÚwÚ and dowwies with uWu theiw wives; -xDD And UwU ouw ^w^ King Henwy ;;w;; gives OwO away :33 his UwU own -;;w;; To >_< match with her :3 that >_< bwings nyo ;;w;; vantages. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A OwO pwopew ^.^ jest, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew heard x3 befowe, -:33 That :33 Suffowk >_> shouwd ;;w;; demand :3 a whole >w< fifteenth -For ;;w;; costs ÚwÚ and chawges uWu in ÚwÚ twanspowting >_> hew! -:33 She >_> shouwd uWu have OwO stay'd uWu in >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stawv'd uWu in >_< Fwance, -Befowe- -CARDINAL. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, nyow OwO ye gwow ^w^ too hot: -^.^ It UwU was x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; King. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD mind; -'Tis nyot x3 my uWu speeches :3 that xDD you UwU do mislike, -OwO But UwU 'tis x3 my x3 pwesence :3 that xDD doth >_> twoubwe uWu ye. -:33 Wancouw xDD wiww out: OwO pwoud OwO pwewate, uWu in >w< thy OwO face -UwU I >_> see >w< thy >_> fuwy; >_> if UwU I longer xDD stay -We UwU shaww x3 begin UwU ouw UwU ancient bickewings. -xDD Wowdings, faweweww; ÚwÚ and say, when UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, -UwU I ^.^ pwophesied Fwance xDD wiww be wost ere wong. uWu Exit -CARDINAL. So, there xDD goes UwU ouw Protector uWu in :3 a x3 wage. -'Tis ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you ^.^ he >_> is >_< minye enemy; -Nyay, >_> mowe, >w< an ;;w;; enyemy >w< unto xDD you all, -xDD And nyo great fwiend, UwU I feaw uWu me, to x3 the ;;w;; King. -Consider, wowds, ^.^ he >_> is x3 the :3 nyext of :3 bwood -xDD And heir apparent to x3 the :3 Engwish crown. -xDD Had Henwy ^w^ got >w< an empire ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ mawwiage -xDD And aww x3 the :3 weawthy OwO kingdoms of x3 the ^-^ west, ->_> Thewe's reason ^.^ he >_> shouwd be xDD dispweas'd uWu at :3 it. -Wook to :33 it, :3 wowds; wet nyot :33 his ^.^ smoothing wowds ->_< Bewitch x3 youw >_> heawts; be uWu wise ÚwÚ and :3 ciwcumspect. ->_> What ^w^ though x3 the ^w^ common OwO peopwe ^.^ favouw :3 him, -^w^ Cawwing ^.^ him >_< 'Humphwey, x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke of Gloucester,' -uWu Cwapping uWu theiw ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and :3 cwying with ÚwÚ woud uWu voice -^.^ 'Jesu ÚwÚ maintain x3 youw royal :33 excewwence!' -With >w< 'God pwesewve x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphwey!' -UwU I feaw uWu me, wowds, fow aww ÚwÚ this flattering >w< gwoss, ->w< He xDD wiww be >_> found :3 a uWu dangewous UwU Pwotectow. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he xDD then x3 pwotect UwU ouw sovereign, ->w< He ^.^ being of age to >_< guvwn of :33 himsewf? -x3 Cousin of ^w^ Somewset, ^w^ join xDD you with uWu me, -xDD And aww together, with x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, -^-^ We'ww quickly >_> hoise >w< Duke Humphrey from :33 his UwU seat. -CARDINAL. This ^.^ weighty business xDD wiww nyot >w< bwook >_< deway; -I'll to x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk presently. uWu Exit -uWu SOMEWSET. x3 Cousin of ;;w;; Buckingham, ^w^ though xDD Humphwey's >_< pwide -xDD And :33 gweatnyess of :33 his :33 pwace be grief to us, -ÚwÚ Yet wet >_> us ;;w;; watch x3 the ^.^ haughty :3 cawdinyaw; -ÚwÚ His :3 insowence >_> is ^.^ mowe intowewabwe -Than aww x3 the pwinces uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wand :3 beside; -;;w;; If uWu Gwoucestew be dispwac'd, he'ww be UwU Pwotectow. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 Ow xDD thou ow I, ^w^ Somewset, xDD wiww be ;;w;; Pwotectow, -^-^ Despite >w< Duke Humphrey ow x3 the Cawdinyaw. -Exeunt BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and SOMERSET -SAWISBUWY. Pride OwO went x3 befowe, ^-^ ambition xDD fowwows ^.^ him. -While these UwU do labour fow uWu theiw UwU own pwefewment, ->_< Behuvs >w< it >_> us to labour fow x3 the weawm. -UwU I >_< nyevew saw >_> but Humphrey >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew -Did UwU beaw ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 gentweman. -x3 Oft uWu have UwU I :3 seen x3 the ^.^ haughty :33 Cawdinyaw- -uWu Mowe ^.^ wike :3 a soldier than :3 a x3 man ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 chuwch, -;;w;; As :33 stout ÚwÚ and OwO pwoud >_< as ^.^ he :3 wewe ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; aww- -Swear ^.^ wike :3 a ruffian ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ demean >_< himsewf -:33 Unwike x3 the ruler of :3 a >_> commonweaw. -Wawwick x3 my x3 son, x3 the uWu comfowt of x3 my age, -x3 Thy uWu deeds, >w< thy plainness, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; housekeeping, ->_< Hath ^.^ won x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^.^ favouw of x3 the xDD commons, ->_< Excepting >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ good >w< Duke :3 Humphwey. -^.^ And, ÚwÚ bwothew York, >w< thy acts uWu in ÚwÚ Iwewand, -^w^ In x3 bwinging them to ÚwÚ civiw discipwinye, -x3 Thy wate exploits donye uWu in x3 the >_< heawt of Fwance -x3 When xDD thou OwO wewt Regent fow UwU ouw sovereign, -:3 Have UwU made uWu thee feaw'd ÚwÚ and :3 honyouw'd of x3 the people: ->_> Join ^.^ we togethew fow x3 the public UwU good, -^w^ In >_> what ^.^ we ^-^ can, to >_> bwidwe ÚwÚ and suppress -uWu The >_< pwide of :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and x3 the Cardinal, -With Somewset's ÚwÚ and OwO Buckingham's ^.^ ambition; -^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we may, :3 chewish >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's >_< deeds -While ;;w;; they UwU do tend x3 the pwofit of x3 the xDD wand. -WARWICK. ^w^ So ^w^ God OwO hewp Wawwick, >_< as ^.^ he loves x3 the ÚwÚ wand -xDD And ^w^ common pwofit of :33 his :33 countwy! -:3 YOWK. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; says York- :3 [Aside] fow ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ gweatest OwO cause. -SAWISBUWY. UwU Then >_> wet's >_< make ^.^ haste OwO away ÚwÚ and wook >w< unto x3 the >_> main. -WARWICK. uWu Unto x3 the main! x3 O ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ Mainye >_> is xDD wost- -:33 That ^w^ Mainye which ^.^ by :33 main force Wawwick uWu did xDD win, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 kept UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as UwU bweath uWu did last. -Main chance, ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you meant; >_> but UwU I meant ^-^ Mainye, ->_< Which UwU I xDD wiww x3 win from >_< Fwance, ow >_> ewse be ^w^ swain. -Exeunt ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY -:3 YOWK. Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye OwO awe UwU given to x3 the Fwench; -Paris >_> is ^.^ wost; x3 the >w< state of Normandy -Stands on :3 a tickwe :33 point nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. -:33 Suffowk ^-^ concwuded on x3 the awticwes; -uWu The peews ^w^ agweed; ÚwÚ and Henwy UwU was weww pleas'd -;;w;; To :33 changes >w< two dukedoms fow :3 a ^w^ duke's >w< faiw >w< daughtew. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame them all: >_> what :3 is't to them? -'Tis ^.^ thinye ;;w;; they UwU give away, ÚwÚ and nyot uWu theiw own. -Pirates OwO may >_< make cheap pennyworths of uWu theiw piwwage, -xDD And puwchase OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and UwU give to couwtezans, -UwU Stiww revelling ^.^ wike wowds >w< tiww aww be xDD gonye; -While >_< as x3 the siwwy owner of x3 the >_> goods -uWu Weeps uvw them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wwings :33 his hapwess ^.^ hands -xDD And ÚwÚ shakes :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and uWu twembwing >w< stands awoof, -While aww >_> is >w< shaw'd ÚwÚ and aww >_> is :3 bownye away, -Weady to starve ÚwÚ and dawe nyot :33 touch :33 his own. -^w^ So York ^w^ must sit ÚwÚ and fret ÚwÚ and ^-^ bite :33 his ;;w;; tongue, -While :33 his UwU own ^-^ wands OwO awe :33 bawgain'd fow ÚwÚ and UwU sowd. -Methinks x3 the xDD weawms of England, >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Iwewand, -ÚwÚ Beaw :3 that :33 pwopowtion to x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood -;;w;; As uWu did x3 the uWu fataw bwand Althaea burnt -uWu Unto x3 the UwU pwince's >_< heawt of Cawydon. -Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye both UwU given >w< unto x3 the xDD Fwench! -x3 Cowd nyews fow uWu me, fow UwU I xDD had UwU hope of >_< Fwance, -Even >_< as UwU I uWu have of ^.^ fewtiwe Engwand's ÚwÚ soiw. -^-^ A day xDD wiww come when York UwU shaww >_< cwaim :33 his >_> own; -xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 the UwU Nyeviws' xDD pawts, -xDD And >_< make :3 a x3 show of wuv to OwO pwoud >w< Duke ;;w;; Humphwey, -xDD And when UwU I ^w^ spy ÚwÚ advantage, >_< cwaim x3 the :3 cwown, -For ^w^ that's x3 the golden mark UwU I >_> seek to ;;w;; hit. -x3 Nyow UwU shaww OwO pwoud :3 Wancastew usuwp x3 my wight, -x3 Nyow howd x3 the sceptre uWu in :33 his chiwdish uWu fist, -x3 Nyow ^-^ weaw x3 the diadem ;;w;; upon :33 his head, ->_< Whose church-like humours ^w^ fits nyot fow :3 a crown. -Then, York, be still awhiwe, >w< tiww time UwU do serve; -Watch xDD thou ÚwÚ and x3 wake, when ;;w;; othews be ^-^ asweep, -;;w;; To ^.^ pwy x3 into x3 the ^w^ secwets of x3 the ^w^ state; -Tiww Henry, surfeiting uWu in joys of wuv -With :33 his x3 nyew bride ÚwÚ and Engwand's ^w^ deaw-bought queen, -xDD And Humphrey with x3 the peews be fall'n uWu at jars; -UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I >w< waise ÚwÚ awoft x3 the ^w^ miwk-white rose, -With x3 whose x3 sweet smell x3 the ^w^ aiw UwU shaww be x3 pewfum'd, -xDD And uWu in x3 my :3 standawd UwU beaw x3 the :3 awms of York, -;;w;; To uWu gwappwe with x3 the ;;w;; house of ^-^ Wancastew; -xDD And force ^.^ pewfowce I'll >_< make ^.^ him yield x3 the :3 cwown, ->_< Whose bookish UwU wuwe hath pull'd >w< faiw England down. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 GWOUCESTEW'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife EWEANyOW - -DUCHESS. Why uWu dwoops x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ wike over-ripen'd corn -x3 Hanging x3 the >_> head uWu at Cewes' ^w^ pwenteous xDD woad? -Why xDD doth x3 the great >w< Duke Humphrey >w< knyit :33 his brows, -;;w;; As >_> fwownying uWu at x3 the ;;w;; favouws of x3 the :33 wowwd? -Why OwO awe ^.^ thinye eyes fix'd to x3 the UwU suwwen earth, -UwU Gazing on :3 that which ;;w;; seems to dim >w< thy sight? ->_> What UwU see'st xDD thou OwO thewe? ^w^ King >_> Henwy's diadem, -:33 Enchas'd with aww x3 the honyouws of x3 the :33 wowwd? -;;w;; If >_> so, ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and >_< gwuvw on >w< thy OwO face -Untiw >w< thy >_> head be circled with x3 the :33 same. ->_> Put fowth >w< thy uWu hand, :3 weach uWu at x3 the glorious ;;w;; gowd. -What, :3 is't ^w^ too short? I'll ^w^ wengthen >w< it with minye; -xDD And xDD having both togethew ^.^ heav'd >w< it up, -^-^ We'ww both togethew lift UwU ouw heads to ^.^ heaven, -xDD And >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe UwU abase UwU ouw ^.^ sight UwU so wow -;;w;; As to x3 vouchsafe one glance >w< unto x3 the :33 gwound. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 O Nell, x3 sweet Nell, >_> if xDD thou dost wuv >w< thy uWu wowd, -^-^ Banyish x3 the ;;w;; cankew of :3 ambitious thoughts! -xDD And OwO may :3 that ^-^ thought, when UwU I imagine :33 iww -^w^ Against x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and nephew, virtuous Henry, -^w^ Be x3 my >w< wast :33 bweathing uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< mowtaw ;;w;; wowwd! -OwO My x3 twoubwous x3 dweams ÚwÚ this >w< nyight xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me OwO sad. -DUCHESS. >_> What ^.^ dweam'd x3 my xDD wowd? Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll :3 wequite >w< it -With x3 sweet ;;w;; weheawsaw of x3 my :3 mownying's UwU dweam. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Methought ÚwÚ this staff, >_< minye office-badge uWu in xDD couwt, -Was broke uWu in >_< twain; ^.^ by ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have >w< fowgot, -But, >_< as UwU I >_< think, >w< it UwU was ^.^ by x3 th' Cardinal; -xDD And on x3 the uWu pieces of x3 the xDD bwoken ÚwÚ wand -^.^ Wewe pwac'd x3 the heads of Edmund >w< Duke of Somerset -xDD And ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa Powe, xDD fiwst >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk. -This UwU was x3 my dream; >_> what >w< it xDD doth :3 bode ^w^ God knyows. -DUCHESS. Tut, ÚwÚ this UwU was >_< nyothing >_> but >w< an :33 awgument -:33 That ^.^ he :3 that >_< bweaks :3 a OwO stick of :3 Gwoucestew's ;;w;; gwuv -Shall wose :33 his >_> head fow :33 his presumption. -OwO But ÚwÚ wist to uWu me, x3 my ;;w;; Humphwey, x3 my x3 sweet Duke: -:33 Methought UwU I sat uWu in uWu seat of ^.^ majesty -^w^ In x3 the xDD cathedwaw ^-^ chuwch of Westminstew, -xDD And uWu in :3 that >w< chaiw :3 whewe >w< kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens :3 wewe >_> cwown'd; -Whewe Henwy ÚwÚ and x3 Dame Margaret knyeew'd to uWu me, -xDD And on x3 my >_> head uWu did uWu set x3 the ÚwÚ diadem. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyay, Eleanor, xDD then ^w^ must UwU I UwU chide UwU outwight. ->_< Pwesumptuous uWu dame, OwO iww-nyuwtuw'd Eleanor! -Awt xDD thou nyot second OwO woman uWu in x3 the ^w^ weawm, -xDD And x3 the Protector's :3 wife, ÚwÚ bewov'd of him? -Hast xDD thou nyot ^-^ wowwdwy :3 pweasuwe uWu at ÚwÚ command -Abuv x3 the :3 weach ow compass of >w< thy :33 thought? -xDD And wiwt xDD thou still be uWu hammewing tweachewy -;;w;; To tumble down >w< thy :33 husband ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf -Fwom ;;w;; top of honour to uWu disgwace's >_< feet? -UwU Away from uWu me, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me hear nyo uWu mowe! -DUCHESS. What, x3 what, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so :3 chowewic -With ;;w;; Eweanyow fow :3 tewwing >_> but her ;;w;; dweam? -Next time I'll >_< keep x3 my x3 dweams >w< unto mysewf -xDD And nyot be ^.^ check'd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyay, be nyot angry; UwU I ^w^ am pleas'd ;;w;; again. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, UwU 'tis :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe ->_> You UwU do >_> pwepawe to uWu wide >w< unto Saint >_> Awbans, -Whewe >_< as x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen UwU do >_> mean to hawk. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ÚwÚ go. ^.^ Come, Nell, xDD thou wiwt uWu wide with us? -DUCHESS. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, I'll ;;w;; fowwow presently. -Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW -Follow UwU I :3 must; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go x3 befowe, -While uWu Gwoucestew bears ÚwÚ this UwU base ÚwÚ and humble :33 mind. -^.^ Wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ man, :3 a x3 duke, ÚwÚ and :3 nyext of bwood, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd remove these tedious stumbling-blocks -xDD And x3 smooth x3 my uWu way ;;w;; upon uWu theiw headless UwU nyecks; -^.^ And, ^.^ being :3 a ^w^ woman, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be ^w^ swack -;;w;; To :33 pway x3 my ÚwÚ pawt uWu in Fowtunye's ÚwÚ pageant. -Whewe OwO awe xDD you thewe, Sir ^w^ John? Nyay, feaw >_> nyot, ^w^ man, -We OwO awe ^.^ awonye; hewe's >_< nyonye >_> but uWu thee ÚwÚ and ^.^ I. - -Entew :33 HUME - ->w< HUME. x3 Jesus pwesewve x3 youw royal Majesty! -DUCHESS. >_> What say'st thou? Majesty! UwU I ^w^ am >_> but ^-^ Gwace. ->w< HUME. But, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 Hume's x3 advice, -uWu Youw ;;w;; Gwace's ;;w;; titwe UwU shaww be multiplied. -DUCHESS. >_> What say'st UwU thou, man? Hast xDD thou >_< as yet :33 confeww'd -With >_> Mawgewy Jourdain, x3 the x3 cunnying >w< witch of >w< Eie, -With Wogew ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, x3 the >_> conjuwew? -xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; they undewtake to UwU do ;;w;; me good? ->w< HUME. This ;;w;; they uWu have >_< pwomised, to x3 show x3 youw >_> Highnyess -^-^ A ^w^ spiwit >_> wais'd from UwU depth of undewgwound -:33 That UwU shaww >_< make answew to xDD such UwU questions -;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 youw Gwace UwU shaww be ^-^ pwopounded ^.^ him -DUCHESS. ^.^ It >_> is >_< enyough; I'll think ;;w;; upon x3 the questions; -x3 When from Saint Awbans ^.^ we UwU do >_< make ^-^ wetuwn -^-^ We'ww >_> see these ^.^ things :33 effected to x3 the ^w^ fuww. -Here, :33 Hume, OwO take ÚwÚ this :33 wewawd; >_< make >_> mewwy, ^w^ man, -With >w< thy :3 confedewates uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ weighty OwO cause. uWu Exit ->w< HUME. Hume ^w^ must >_< make ^.^ mewwy with x3 the Duchess' x3 gowd; -OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and >_< shaww. But, >w< how now, Sir John x3 Hume! -Seal x3 up x3 youw lips ÚwÚ and UwU give nyo wowds >_> but ;;w;; mum: -uWu The business :3 asketh silent >w< secwecy. -x3 Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow ;;w;; gives gowd to ;;w;; bwing x3 the xDD witch: -^-^ Gowd ;;w;; cannyot come uWu amiss :3 wewe ^.^ she :3 a deviw. -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I gowd fwies from anyothew :33 coast- -UwU I dawe nyot >_> say from x3 the rich Cardinal, -xDD And from x3 the great ÚwÚ and nyew-made >w< Duke of UwU Suffowk; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I UwU do find >w< it so; for, to be pwain, ->_> They, x3 knyowing x3 Dame Eleanor's ;;w;; aspiwing >_< humouw, -:3 Have hired ;;w;; me to undewminye x3 the ÚwÚ Duchess, -xDD And ^.^ buzz these x3 conjuwations uWu in her :33 bwain. -^-^ They >_> say >_> 'A ^-^ cwafty x3 knyave does >_< nyeed nyo broker'; -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's :3 bwokew. -:33 Hume, >_> if xDD you OwO take nyot ^-^ heed, xDD you UwU shaww OwO go nyeaw -;;w;; To caww them both :3 a :33 paiw of ^-^ cwafty >_> knyaves. -xDD Weww, UwU so OwO its stands; ÚwÚ and thus, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, uWu at >w< wast -x3 Hume's knyavewy xDD wiww be x3 the Duchess' ^.^ wweck, -xDD And her attaintuwe xDD wiww be xDD Humphwey's faww -Sowt >w< how >w< it :33 wiww, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have gowd fow all. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew >w< thwee ow fouw ^.^ PETITIONyEWS, >w< PETEW, x3 the uWu Awmouwew's ^w^ man, ^.^ being one - -uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. OwO My mastews, >_> wet's stand close; x3 my Lord Protector -xDD wiww come ÚwÚ this uWu way ^.^ by ÚwÚ and UwU by, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we OwO may ÚwÚ dewivew UwU ouw -;;w;; suppwications uWu in x3 the quiww. -^w^ SECOND x3 PETITIONyEW. OwO Mawwy, x3 the Lord x3 pwotect :3 him, fow uWu he's :3 a ÚwÚ good -^w^ man, >_< Jesu ;;w;; bwess x3 him! - -Entew :3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN - -uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. :3 Hewe xDD 'a ;;w;; comes, UwU methinks, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Queen with ^.^ him. -I'll be x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, >_> suwe. -^w^ SECOND x3 PETITIONyEW. :3 Come back, foow; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and -nyot x3 my Lord UwU Pwotectow. -x3 SUFFOWK. How now, xDD fewwow! Wouldst ;;w;; anything with me? -uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. UwU I pray, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I >_> took OwO ye fow x3 my Lord -UwU Pwotectow. -QUEEN. [Weads] uWu 'To x3 my Lord ÚwÚ Pwotectow!' ^w^ Awe x3 youw ;;w;; suppwications to -:33 his x3 wowdship? Let ;;w;; me >_> see OwO them. >_> What >_> is >_< thinye? -uWu FIWST x3 PETITIONyEW. Mine ;;w;; is, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, OwO against John -ÚwÚ Goodman, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ^w^ man, fow ^w^ keeping x3 my ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and lands, -ÚwÚ and >w< wife ÚwÚ and all, from x3 me. -x3 SUFFOWK. x3 Thy >w< wife ;;w;; too! >w< That's x3 some wrong indeed. x3 What's x3 youws? -x3 What's here! [Weads] 'Against x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, fow >_> encwosing -x3 the >w< commons of Melford.' How now, ^w^ siw uWu knyave! -^w^ SECOND x3 PETITIONyEW. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 a poor >_> petitionyew of UwU ouw -whole >w< township. -^w^ PETEW. x3 [Pwesenting :33 his ^.^ petition] ^w^ Against x3 my ^.^ mastew, Thomas Hownyew, -fow :3 saying :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of York UwU was wightfuw heir to x3 the crown. -QUEEN. >_> What say'st thou? Did x3 the >w< Duke of York >_> say ^.^ he UwU was wightfuw -heir to x3 the crown? -^w^ PETEW. :33 That x3 my >_< mastew was? :3 Nyo, ^-^ fowsooth. OwO My >_< mastew uWu said :3 that ^.^ he -UwU was, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the ^w^ King UwU was >w< an OwO usuwpew. -x3 SUFFOWK. Who >_> is OwO thewe? [Entew ^w^ sewvant] ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this fewwow x3 in, ÚwÚ and ->_> send fow :33 his >_< mastew with :3 a pursuivant presently. ^-^ We'ww hear ^.^ mowe -of x3 youw ;;w;; mattew >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; King. -uWu Exit xDD sewvant with ;;w;; PETEW -QUEEN. xDD And >_< as fow UwU you, :3 that wuv to be >_< pwotected -;;w;; Undew x3 the x3 wings of UwU ouw Protector's gwace, -Begin x3 youw ^w^ suits anew, ÚwÚ and sue to ^.^ him. -[Teaws x3 the supplications] -:33 Away, UwU base x3 cuwwions! ^.^ Suffowk, wet them ÚwÚ go. -uWu AWW. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's be ;;w;; gonye. Exeunt -QUEEN. OwO My Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, say, >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 the uWu guise, -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ÚwÚ fashions uWu in x3 the court of Engwand? -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the guvwnment of ^w^ Bwitain's isle, -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD woyawty of Albion's UwU king? -What, UwU shaww ^w^ King Henwy be :3 a ^w^ pupiw still, -;;w;; Undew x3 the uWu suwwy :3 Gwoucestew's governance? -^w^ Am UwU I :3 a >_< queen uWu in ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ and uWu in style, -xDD And ^w^ must be UwU made :3 a x3 subject to :3 a xDD duke? -UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, Powe, when uWu in x3 the UwU city Touws -^.^ Thou UwU wan'st :3 a tilt uWu in honour of x3 my wuv -xDD And stol'st OwO away x3 the ;;w;; wadies' heawts of >_< Fwance, -UwU I xDD thought ^w^ King Henwy xDD had wesembwed uWu thee -^w^ In couwage, couwtship, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopowtion; -OwO But aww :33 his ^-^ mind >_> is UwU bent to holiness, -;;w;; To ^w^ nyumbew >w< Ave-Mawies on :33 his xDD beads; -ÚwÚ His champions OwO awe x3 the >w< pwophets ÚwÚ and ;;w;; apostwes; -ÚwÚ His ^.^ weapons, >w< howy saws of uWu sacwed UwU wwit; -ÚwÚ His ^-^ study >_> is :33 his UwU tiwt-yawd, ÚwÚ and :33 his loves -^w^ Awe ^-^ bwazen UwU images of canyonyized :33 saints. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >_< cowwege of x3 the Cardinals -Wouwd choose ^.^ him :3 Pope, ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ him to ^w^ Wome, -xDD And uWu set x3 the :3 twipwe >_< cwown ;;w;; upon :33 his head; -:33 That :3 wewe :3 a >w< state ;;w;; fit fow :33 his uWu howinyess. -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Madam, be uWu patient. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was cause -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess ^-^ came to England, UwU so xDD wiww UwU I -^w^ In England ^.^ wowk x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's full OwO content. -QUEEN. ÚwÚ Beside x3 the ^.^ haughty ;;w;; Pwotectow, uWu have ^.^ we Beaufort -uWu The >_> impewious chuwchman; ^w^ Somewset, ;;w;; Buckingham, -xDD And gwumbwing Yowk; ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the least of these -OwO But ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ mowe uWu in England than x3 the ;;w;; King. -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And ^.^ he of these :3 that ^.^ can UwU do UwU most of aww -UwU Cannyot UwU do ^.^ mowe uWu in England than x3 the OwO Nyeviws; -uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick OwO awe nyo :33 simpwe peews. -QUEEN. ÚwÚ Nyot aww these wowds UwU do ^-^ vex ;;w;; me half UwU so much -;;w;; As :3 that OwO pwoud uWu dame, x3 the Lord Protector's x3 wife. -:33 She sweeps >w< it ^w^ thwough x3 the court with troops of x3 wadies, -uWu Mowe ^.^ wike >w< an x3 empwess than >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's x3 wife. -x3 Stwangews uWu in court UwU do OwO take her fow x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -:33 She bears :3 a ^w^ duke's revenues on her back, -xDD And uWu in her >_< heawt ^.^ she scorns UwU ouw >w< puvwty; -Shall UwU I nyot ^w^ wive to be >_< aveng'd on OwO hew? -OwO Contemptuous >_> base-bown :33 cawwet >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, -:33 She vaunted ^w^ 'mongst her minions t' othew day -uWu The xDD vewy twain of her worst UwU weawing ÚwÚ gown -Was xDD bettew ^.^ wowth than aww x3 my father's lands, -Tiww :33 Suffowk uWu gave >w< two dukedoms fow :33 his >w< daughtew. -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Madam, mysewf uWu have ^.^ wim'd :3 a ;;w;; bush fow hew, -xDD And pwac'd :3 a >_> quiwe of xDD such enticing xDD biwds -:33 That ^.^ she xDD wiww >w< wight to xDD wisten to x3 the >w< ways, -xDD And >_< nyevew ^-^ mount to >_> twoubwe xDD you ;;w;; again. -So, wet her rest. ^.^ And, UwU madam, ÚwÚ wist to uWu me, -For UwU I ^w^ am bold to counsel xDD you uWu in :33 this: -Awthough ^.^ we ^w^ fancy nyot x3 the Cardinal, -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ must ^.^ we ^w^ join with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and with x3 the wowds, -Tiww ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ bwought >w< Duke Humphrey uWu in UwU disgwace. -;;w;; As fow x3 the >w< Duke of York, ÚwÚ this wate ^w^ compwaint -Will >_< make >_> but xDD wittwe fow :33 his benefit. -^w^ So one ^.^ by one we'll >_< weed them aww uWu at last, -xDD And xDD you >_> youwsewf UwU shaww steew x3 the ^w^ happy UwU hewm. - -Sound :3 a sennet. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY, -x3 CAWDINyAW x3 BEAUFOWT, xDD BUCKINGHAM, YORK, SOMERSET, >_< SAWISBUWY, -^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. For x3 my >_> pawt, x3 nyobwe wowds, UwU I :3 cawe nyot ÚwÚ which: -:33 Ow Somerset ow York, aww's one to x3 me. -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; If York uWu have :33 iww OwO demean'd >_< himsewf uWu in >_< Fwance, -UwU Then wet ^.^ him be ^-^ denyay'd x3 the wegentship. -uWu SOMEWSET. ;;w;; If Somerset be >_< unwowthy of x3 the pwace, -Let York be >w< Wegent; UwU I xDD wiww yield to ^.^ him. -WARWICK. Whethew x3 youw Gwace be wowthy, >w< yea ow no, ->_> Dispute nyot :33 that; York >_> is x3 the >_> wowthiew. -CARDINAL. Ambitious Wawwick, wet >w< thy ^-^ bettews >_< speak. -WARWICK. uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's nyot x3 my xDD bettew uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. All uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence OwO awe >w< thy betters, uWu Wawwick. -WARWICK. Wawwick OwO may ^w^ wive to be x3 the best of all. -SAWISBUWY. uWu Peace, ^w^ son! xDD And x3 show x3 some weason, ;;w;; Buckingham, -Why Somerset >_> shouwd be pwefeww'd uWu in UwU this. -QUEEN. >_< Because x3 the OwO King, xDD fowsooth, xDD wiww uWu have >w< it :3 so. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Madam, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is ;;w;; owd enough >_< himsewf -;;w;; To UwU give :33 his ÚwÚ censuwe. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyo x3 women's matters. -QUEEN. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be ;;w;; owd UwU enyough, >_> what >_< nyeeds x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To be Protector of :33 his :3 Excewwence? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am Protector of x3 the ÚwÚ weawm; -xDD And uWu at :33 his :3 pweasuwe xDD wiww resign x3 my ;;w;; pwace. -x3 SUFFOWK. Wesign >w< it >w< then, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ thinye UwU insowence. -Since xDD thou OwO wewt UwU king- >_< as who >_> is x3 king >_> but ^-^ thou?- -uWu The >_> commonweawth hath x3 daiwy >w< wun to uWu wwack, -uWu The uWu Dauphin hath pwevaiw'd ^w^ beyond x3 the seas, -xDD And aww x3 the peews ÚwÚ and nyobwes of x3 the weawm -:3 Have :33 been >_< as :3 bondmen to >w< thy suvweignty. -CARDINAL. uWu The >w< commons x3 hast xDD thou >_> wack'd; x3 the :33 cwewgy's ;;w;; bags -^w^ Awe wank ÚwÚ and lean with >w< thy extortions. -uWu SOMEWSET. x3 Thy >_> sumptuous buiwdings ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ wife's attiwe -:3 Have >_> cost :3 a :3 mass of public treasury. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. x3 Thy OwO cwuewty uWu in :33 execution ->_> Upon offenders hath ^w^ exceeded waw, -xDD And left uWu thee to x3 the xDD mewcy of x3 the law. -QUEEN. x3 Thy sawe of ;;w;; offices ÚwÚ and UwU towns uWu in >_< Fwance, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they :3 wewe ^-^ knyown, >_< as x3 the >_> suspect >_> is ^.^ gweat, -Wouwd >_< make uWu thee quickly hop ^-^ without >w< thy >_> head. -uWu Exit ^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The >w< QUEEN ^.^ dwops >w< QUEEN her >_> fan -Give ;;w;; me x3 my OwO fan. What, ÚwÚ minyion, ^.^ can OwO ye ^w^ nyot? -x3 [She ;;w;; gives x3 the DUCHESS :3 a ^w^ box on x3 the eaw] -UwU I cwy x3 youw mercy, x3 madam; UwU was >w< it you? -DUCHESS. ^-^ Was't >_< I? Yea, UwU I >w< it UwU was, OwO pwoud Frenchwoman. -Could UwU I come nyeaw x3 youw beauty with x3 my nyaiws, -UwU I couwd uWu set x3 my ;;w;; ten commandments uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; face. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu aunt, be ^.^ quiet; uWu 'twas OwO against her :33 wiww. -DUCHESS. ^w^ Against her :33 wiww, ÚwÚ good >_> King? Wook to 't uWu in time; -OwO She'ww hamper uWu thee ÚwÚ and :33 dandwe uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a UwU baby. -;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace UwU most >_< mastew ^-^ weaw nyo :3 bweeches, -:33 She UwU shaww nyot strike x3 Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow unweveng'd. uWu Exit -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Lord Cardinal, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow Eleanor, -xDD And xDD wisten ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; Humphwey, >w< how ^.^ he proceeds. ->_> She's tickwed >_< nyow; her ^.^ fume >_< nyeeds nyo ^w^ spuws, -OwO She'ww uWu gawwop uWu faw enough to her ^.^ destwuction. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew GWOUCESTEW - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, wowds, x3 my ^.^ chowew ^.^ being overblown -With ^.^ wawking >_> once about x3 the >w< quadwangwe, -UwU I come to tawk of >_> commonweawth x3 affaiws. -;;w;; As fow x3 youw xDD spitefuw UwU fawse UwU objections, -^-^ Pwuv ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< wie open to x3 the UwU waw; -OwO But ^w^ God uWu in xDD mewcy UwU so deal with x3 my :3 souw -;;w;; As UwU I uWu in >_> duty wuv x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and :33 countwy! -OwO But to x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that ^.^ we uWu have uWu in ÚwÚ hand: -UwU I say, x3 my sovereign, York >_> is xDD meetest x3 man -;;w;; To be x3 youw Regent uWu in x3 the weawm of Fwance. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ we >_< make ^w^ ewection, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -;;w;; To x3 show x3 some weason, of nyo xDD wittwe fowce, -:33 That York >_> is UwU most OwO unmeet of xDD any man. -:3 YOWK. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ Suffowk, >w< why UwU I ^w^ am OwO unmeet: -^.^ Fiwst, fow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot flatter uWu thee uWu in >_> pwide; -uWu Nyext, >_> if UwU I be uWu appointed fow x3 the pwace, -OwO My Lord of Somerset xDD wiww >_< keep ;;w;; me OwO hewe -Without dischawge, monyey, ow >_< fuwnyituwe, -Tiww Fwance be ^.^ won x3 into x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's ^w^ hands. -UwU Wast time UwU I UwU danc'd ;;w;; attendance on :33 his xDD wiww -Tiww Paris UwU was ÚwÚ besieg'd, famish'd, ÚwÚ and :3 wost. -WARWICK. :33 That ^.^ can UwU I ^w^ witnyess; ÚwÚ and :3 a fouwew ^w^ fact -Did >_< nyevew traitor uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wand ;;w;; commit. -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Peace, headstrong x3 Wawwick! -WARWICK. ^w^ Image of pride, >w< why >_> shouwd UwU I howd x3 my peace? - -Entew uWu HOWNyEW, x3 the Awmouwew, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man >w< PETEW, guawded - -x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Because OwO hewe >_> is :3 a x3 man ^-^ accus'd of treason: ->_> Pway ^w^ God x3 the >w< Duke of York UwU excuse >_< himsewf! -:3 YOWK. ^-^ Doth xDD any one ;;w;; accuse York fow :3 a traitor? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What x3 mean'st UwU thou, ^w^ Suffowk? Teww uWu me, >_> what OwO awe xDD these? -x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the x3 man -:33 That xDD doth ;;w;; accuse :33 his >_< mastew of xDD high treason; -ÚwÚ His wowds :3 wewe uWu these: :3 that Richard >w< Duke of York -Was wightfuw heir >w< unto x3 the :3 Engwish :3 cwown, -xDD And :3 that x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU was >w< an OwO usuwpew. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Say, ^w^ man, :3 wewe these >w< thy xDD wowds? ->_> HOWNyEW. ;;w;; An't UwU shaww uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU I >_< nyevew uWu said nor xDD thought -xDD any xDD such :3 mattew. ^w^ God >_> is x3 my ^.^ witnyess, UwU I ^w^ am :3 fawsewy ^-^ accus'd ^.^ by x3 the -villain. -^w^ PETEW. [Holding x3 up :33 his :33 hands] ^-^ By these ;;w;; ten xDD bonyes, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he uWu did -speak them to ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the >_> gawwet one night, >_< as ^.^ we :3 wewe scouring x3 my -Lord of >w< Yowk's ^-^ awmouw. -:3 YOWK. >w< Base *teleports behind you* dunghiww viwwain ÚwÚ and :33 mechanyicaw, -I'll uWu have >w< thy >_> head fow ÚwÚ this >w< thy UwU twaitow's :33 speech. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw royal ÚwÚ Majesty, -Let ^.^ him uWu have aww x3 the uWu wigouw of x3 the law. -HORNER`. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ hang ;;w;; me >_> if OwO evew UwU I x3 spake x3 the ÚwÚ wowds. OwO My -xDD accusew >_> is x3 my ^w^ pwentice; ÚwÚ and when UwU I uWu did ^w^ cowwect ^.^ him fow :33 his ;;w;; fauwt -x3 the othew ^-^ day, ^.^ he uWu did vow ;;w;; upon :33 his knees ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be even with -x3 me. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ good >_> witnyess of >_< this; >_< thewefowe UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw -ÚwÚ Majesty, UwU do nyot ;;w;; cast OwO away >w< an xDD honyest x3 man fow :3 a >_> viwwain's -:3 accusation. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> Uncwe, >_> what UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> say to ÚwÚ this uWu in ;;w;; waw? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. This doom, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if UwU I OwO may >_< judge: -Let Somerset be Regent ^-^ o'ew x3 the Fwench, ->_< Because uWu in York ÚwÚ this breeds >w< suspicion; -xDD And wet these uWu have :3 a day uWu appointed them -For :3 singwe :33 combat uWu in UwU convenyient pwace, -For ^.^ he hath >_> witnyess of :33 his servant's xDD mawice. -This >_> is x3 the waw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's doom. -uWu SOMEWSET. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw royal >_< Majesty. ->_> HOWNyEW. xDD And UwU I xDD accept x3 the :33 combat >_< wiwwingwy. -^w^ PETEW. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot fight; fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, pity x3 my ^w^ case! -uWu The x3 spite of x3 man pwevaiweth OwO against x3 me. x3 O Wowd, uWu have xDD mewcy ;;w;; upon -uWu me, UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew be able to >w< fight :3 a bwow! x3 O Wowd, x3 my :33 heawt! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Siwwah, ow xDD you ^w^ must >w< fight ow >_> ewse be xDD hang'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Away with them to prison; ÚwÚ and x3 the day of :33 combat UwU shaww -be x3 the >w< wast of x3 the :3 nyext month. -^.^ Come, ^w^ Somewset, we'll >_> see uWu thee sent xDD away. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 GWOUCESTEW'S >_< gawden - -Entew OwO MAWGEWY xDD JOUWDAIN, x3 the x3 witch; x3 the >w< two >w< pwiests, :33 HUME ÚwÚ and UwU SOUTHWEWW; -ÚwÚ and BOLINGBROKE - ->w< HUME. ^.^ Come, x3 my UwU mastews; x3 the ÚwÚ Duchess, UwU I tell UwU you, OwO expects -:3 pewfowmance of x3 youw ÚwÚ pwomises. -BOLINGBROKE. >_< Mastew :33 Hume, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< thewefowe provided; xDD wiww her ->w< wadyship behowd ÚwÚ and hear UwU ouw exorcisms? ->w< HUME. Ay, >_> what else? Fear xDD you nyot her courage. -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I uWu have heard her OwO wepowted to be :3 a OwO woman of >w< an -invincibwe uWu spiwit; >_> but >w< it UwU shaww be ;;w;; convenyient, >_< Mastew :33 Hume, :3 that -xDD you be ^.^ by her ÚwÚ awoft OwO whiwe ^.^ we be >w< busy below; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I pray xDD you x3 go, -uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us. ;;w;; [Exit >w< HUME] Mother Jourdain, be xDD you -x3 pwostwate ÚwÚ and >_< gwuvw on x3 the ^w^ eawth; John Southwell, ^w^ wead uWu you; ÚwÚ and -wet >_> us to UwU ouw >w< wowk. - -Entew DUCHESS awoft, fowwowed ^.^ by :33 HUME - -DUCHESS. Weww said, x3 my UwU mastews; ÚwÚ and wewcome all. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this gear, x3 the -:33 soonyew x3 the ^-^ bettew. -BOLINGBROKE. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; xDD wizawds ^.^ knyow uWu theiw :33 times: -Deep night, dark night, x3 the silent of x3 the night, -uWu The time of >w< nyight when Twoy UwU was uWu set on x3 fiwe; -uWu The time when screech-owls cwy ÚwÚ and ban-dogs ^.^ howw, -xDD And ;;w;; spiwits UwU wawk ÚwÚ and ghosts bweak x3 up uWu theiw graves- -:33 That time best ^w^ fits x3 the ^.^ wowk ^.^ we uWu have uWu in >w< hand. -uWu Madam, sit UwU you, ÚwÚ and feaw not: ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we >w< waise -We xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ fast within :3 a hawwow'd ^-^ vewge. - -[Here ;;w;; they UwU do x3 the uWu cewemonyies bewonging, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 the circle; -BOLINGBROKE ow SOUTHWELL reads: 'Conjuro te,' &c. -^.^ It :3 thundews ÚwÚ and lightens ^-^ tewwibwy; xDD then x3 the SPIWIT wiseth] - -SPIWIT. >w< Adsum. -OwO MAWGEWY JOURDAIN. Asmath, -^-^ By x3 the xDD etewnyaw :33 God, x3 whose xDD nyame ÚwÚ and powew -^.^ Thou tremblest :3 at, answew :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; ask; -For >w< tiww xDD thou speak xDD thou shalt nyot pass from x3 hence. -SPIWIT. ;;w;; Ask >_> what xDD thou wilt; :3 that UwU I xDD had uWu said ÚwÚ and ^-^ donye. -BOLINGBROKE. [Weads] 'First of x3 the uWu king: >_> what UwU shaww of ^.^ him xDD become?' -SPIWIT. uWu The >w< Duke yet ;;w;; wives :3 that Henwy UwU shaww ^-^ depose; -OwO But ^.^ him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a :3 viowent death. -xDD [As x3 the SPIWIT speaks, SOUTHWELL >_< wwites x3 the answer] -BOLINGBROKE. x3 'What ;;w;; fates xDD await x3 the >w< Duke of Suffowk?' -SPIWIT. ^-^ By UwU watew UwU shaww ^.^ he ^-^ die ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his OwO end. -BOLINGBROKE. x3 'What UwU shaww befaww x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Somewset?' -SPIWIT. Let ^.^ him UwU shun ÚwÚ castwes: -^-^ Safew UwU shaww ^.^ he be ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu sandy UwU pwains -Than :3 whewe ^.^ castwes UwU mounted ^.^ stand. -:3 Have :33 donye, fow ^.^ mowe UwU I hardly ^.^ can enduwe. -BOLINGBROKE. :33 Descend to >w< dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ buwnying wake; -ÚwÚ Fawse ^.^ fiend, >_< avoid! Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. uWu Exit SPIWIT - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF -BUCKINGHAM with guawd, ÚwÚ and bweak uWu in - -:3 YOWK. Way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon these traitors ÚwÚ and uWu theiw xDD twash. -^-^ Bewdam, UwU I think ^.^ we UwU watch'd xDD you uWu at >w< an >w< inch. -What, UwU madam, OwO awe xDD you OwO thewe? uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >_< commonweaw -^w^ Awe deepwy ^-^ indebted fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece of pains; -OwO My Lord Protector :33 wiww, UwU I doubt >w< it >_> nyot, -xDD See xDD you weww >_< guewdon'd fow these ÚwÚ good desewts. -DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Nyot half UwU so :33 bad >_< as ^.^ thinye to Engwand's OwO king, -Injurious ;;w;; Duke, :3 that ÚwÚ thweatest where's nyo OwO cause. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< Twue, UwU madam, >_< nyonye uWu at all. >_> What ^.^ can xDD you :3 this? -UwU Away with >w< them! wet them be ^-^ cwapp'd x3 up cwose, -xDD And :33 kept ^w^ asundew. >_< You, UwU madam, UwU shaww with >_> us. -Stafford, OwO take her to thee. -^-^ We'ww >_> see x3 youw :33 twinkets OwO hewe aww OwO fowthcoming. -Aww, away! -^.^ Exeunt, xDD abuv, DUCHESS ÚwÚ and OwO HUME, ^-^ guawded; bewow, -xDD WITCH, SOUTHWELL ÚwÚ and BOLINGBROKE, guawded -:3 YOWK. Lord ;;w;; Buckingham, uWu methinks xDD you UwU watch'd her well. -^-^ A OwO pwetty >_> pwot, weww OwO chosen to buiwd :33 upon! ->_> Nyow, pray, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> wet's >_> see x3 the >_> deviw's >w< wwit. ->_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? [Weads] -'The uWu duke yet ;;w;; wives :3 that Henwy UwU shaww ^-^ depose; -OwO But ^.^ him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die :3 a :3 viowent >_< death.' -Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< just ->_> 'Aio xDD te, ^w^ Aeacida, :33 Womanyos vincewe ^-^ posse.' -xDD Weww, to x3 the >_> west: -'Tell ;;w;; me >_> what fate awaits x3 the >w< Duke of Suffowk?' ->_< 'By UwU watew UwU shaww ^.^ he ^-^ die ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his ^w^ end.' -x3 'What UwU shaww uWu betide x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Somewset?' -^w^ 'Wet ^.^ him UwU shun :3 castwes; -^-^ Safew UwU shaww ^.^ he be ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu sandy UwU pwains -Than :3 whewe ^.^ castwes UwU mounted stand.' -^.^ Come, come, x3 my :3 wowds; -;;w;; These oracles OwO awe hardly ;;w;; attain'd, -xDD And hardly ;;w;; undewstood. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is nyow uWu in ^w^ pwogwess uWu towawds Saint >_> Awbans, -With ^.^ him x3 the :33 husband of ÚwÚ this lovely ;;w;; wady; -Thither OwO go these nyews >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as UwU howse ^.^ can carry OwO them- -^-^ A sowwy OwO bweakfast fow x3 my Lord UwU Pwotectow. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Youw Gwace UwU shaww UwU give ;;w;; me weave, x3 my Lord of York, -;;w;; To be x3 the ÚwÚ post, uWu in UwU hope of :33 his ÚwÚ wewawd. -:3 YOWK. At x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -Who's within thewe, ho? - -Entew :3 a uWu sewving-man - -x3 Invite x3 my Lords of uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick -;;w;; To UwU sup with ;;w;; me to-mowwow OwO nyight. >_> Away! Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Saint Awbans - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, CARDINAL, ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK, -with :3 Fawconyews halloing - -QUEEN. :3 Bewieve uWu me, wowds, fow uWu fwying uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ bwook, -UwU I saw nyot xDD bettew spowt these ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' uWu day; -Yet, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, x3 the wind UwU was xDD vewy UwU high, -xDD And ;;w;; ten to one ;;w;; owd UwU Joan xDD had nyot >_> gonye OwO out. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO But >_> what :3 a UwU point, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw fawcon made, -xDD And >_> what :3 a ^w^ pitch ^.^ she flew :33 abuv x3 the west! -;;w;; To >_> see >w< how ^w^ God uWu in aww ÚwÚ His ^-^ cweatuwes wowks! -Yea, x3 man ÚwÚ and xDD biwds OwO awe >_> fain of ^-^ cwimbing xDD high. -x3 SUFFOWK. No marvel, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -OwO My Lord Protector's hawks UwU do tow'w UwU so well; -^-^ They ^.^ knyow uWu theiw >_< mastew loves to be awoft, -xDD And bears :33 his >_< thoughts :33 abuv :33 his >_< fawcon's uWu pitch. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a UwU base ignoble ^-^ mind -:33 That ^-^ mounts nyo :3 highew than :3 a biwd ^.^ can ^.^ soaw. -CARDINAL. UwU I xDD thought >_< as >_> much; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be :33 abuv x3 the x3 cwouds. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, x3 my ;;w;; wowd Cardinal, >w< how think xDD you ^.^ by ^-^ that? -^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot ÚwÚ good x3 youw Gwace couwd fwy to UwU heaven? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The tweasuwy of everlasting >_< joy! -CARDINAL. x3 Thy heaven >_> is on ^w^ eawth; ^.^ thinye eyes ÚwÚ and >_< thoughts -uWu Beat on :3 a :3 cwown, x3 the treasure of >w< thy heawt; -Pernicious ;;w;; Pwotectow, uWu dangewous peer, -:33 That ÚwÚ smooth'st >w< it UwU so with ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >_> commonweaw. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, Cardinal, >_> is x3 youw xDD pwiesthood grown pewemptowy? -Tantaenye :33 anyimis >_< coewestibus iwae? -Chuwchmen UwU so :33 hot? ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, hide xDD such malice; -With xDD such howinyess ^.^ can xDD you UwU do :33 it? -x3 SUFFOWK. No x3 mawice, siw; nyo ^.^ mowe than weww x3 becomes -^w^ So ÚwÚ good :3 a ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 bad :3 a peer. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; As who, x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 SUFFOWK. Why, >_< as UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; An't ^.^ wike x3 youw >_> wowdwy Lord's Protectorship. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, ^.^ Suffowk, England xDD knyows ^.^ thinye UwU insowence. -QUEEN. xDD And >w< thy ambition, ^.^ Gwoucestew. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ peace, -^-^ Good :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and ^w^ whet nyot on these ÚwÚ fuwious UwU peews; -For blessed OwO awe x3 the :3 peacemakews on ;;w;; eawth. -CARDINAL. Let ;;w;; me be blessed fow x3 the uWu peace UwU I >_< make -^w^ Against ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud Protector with x3 my swowd! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] Faith, >w< howy uWu uncwe, ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe -come to >_< that! -CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] OwO Mawwy, when xDD thou dar'st. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] ^-^ Make x3 up nyo uWu factious xDD nyumbews fow x3 the -mattew; -^w^ In ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ pewson answew >w< thy ^-^ abuse. -CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] Ay, :3 whewe xDD thou ^w^ daw'st nyot :33 peep; >w< an ->_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, -This x3 evenying on x3 the uWu east x3 side of x3 the ^-^ gwuv. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How now, x3 my lords! -CARDINAL. :3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD cousin :33 Gwoucestew, -xDD Had nyot x3 youw x3 man put x3 up x3 the fowl UwU so suddenly, -We xDD had xDD had ^.^ mowe ;;w;; spowt. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] :3 Come with >w< thy -two-hand ^-^ swowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Twue, uncle. -CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] ^w^ Awe OwO ye :33 advis'd? uWu The uWu east x3 side of -x3 the ^w^ gwuv? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] Cardinal, UwU I ^w^ am with OwO you. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, >w< how now, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Tawking of xDD hawking; >_< nyothing else, x3 my OwO wowd. -^-^ [Aside to ^.^ CAWDINyAW] >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_> God's uWu Mothew, ;;w;; pwiest, -I'll >w< shave x3 youw >_< cwown fow uWu this, -:33 Ow aww x3 my ;;w;; fence UwU shaww >_< faiw. -CARDINAL. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] :33 Medice, :3 teipsum; -;;w;; Pwotectow, >_> see uWu to't well; x3 pwotect OwO youwsewf. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The >_< winds gwow ÚwÚ high; UwU so UwU do x3 youw :3 stomachs, lords. -How :33 iwksome >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu music to x3 my :33 heawt! -x3 When xDD such xDD stwings :33 jaw, >_> what UwU hope of >w< hawmony? -UwU I pray, x3 my wowds, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ compound ÚwÚ this x3 stwife. - -Entew :3 a :33 TOWNSMAN of Saint >_> Awbans, :3 cwying >_> 'A :3 miwacwe!' - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> What means ÚwÚ this ^w^ nyoise? -ÚwÚ Fewwow, >_> what :33 miwacwe dost xDD thou >_> pwocwaim? -*blushes* TOWNSMAN. ^-^ A miracle! ^-^ A miracle! -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Come to x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what miracle. -*blushes* TOWNSMAN. Forsooth, :3 a ^w^ bwind x3 man uWu at Saint Awbans ^.^ shwinye -OwO Within ÚwÚ this half >_> houw hath weceiv'd :33 his sight; -^-^ A x3 man :3 that ^w^ nye'ew saw uWu in :33 his >w< wife befowe. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Now ^w^ God be UwU pwais'd :3 that to believing >w< souws ->w< Gives >w< wight uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, uWu comfowt uWu in UwU despaiw! - -Entew x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF SAINT ;;w;; AWBANS ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU bwethwen, -:33 beawing uWu Simpcox ^-^ between >w< two uWu in :3 a >_< chaiw; -:33 his uWu WIFE ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ muwtitude fowwowing - -CARDINAL. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD townsmen on ;;w;; pwocession -;;w;; To xDD pwesent x3 youw >_> Highnyess with x3 the man. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Gweat >_> is :33 his uWu comfowt uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ eawthwy :3 vawe, -Awthough ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ sight :33 his x3 sin be multiplied. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Stand UwU by, x3 my UwU mastews; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him nyeaw x3 the uWu King; -ÚwÚ His Highness' :3 pweasuwe >_> is to tawk with ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Good fewwow, tell >_> us OwO hewe x3 the ciwcumstance, -:33 That ^.^ we fow uWu thee OwO may gwowify x3 the Lord. -What, x3 hast xDD thou :33 been ^-^ wong ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and nyow restor'd? -:33 SIMPCOX. x3 Bown ÚwÚ bwind, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -^.^ WIFE. uWu Ay ÚwÚ indeed UwU was he. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_> What OwO woman >_> is :3 this? -^.^ WIFE. ÚwÚ His :3 wife, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw UwU wowship. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been :33 his :33 mothew, xDD thou ^w^ couwdst uWu have xDD bettew -uWu towd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whewe OwO wewt xDD thou ^.^ bown? -:33 SIMPCOX. At ;;w;; Bewwick uWu in x3 the :33 nyowth, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Poow x3 souw, >_> God's xDD goodnyess hath :33 been great to thee. -Let >_< nyevew day nor >w< nyight :33 unhawwowed pass, -OwO But still remember >_> what x3 the Lord hath ^-^ donye. -QUEEN. Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ good fewwow, xDD cam'st xDD thou OwO hewe ^.^ by chance, -:33 Ow of devotion, to ÚwÚ this >w< howy shrine? -:33 SIMPCOX. ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, of puwe :3 devotion; ^.^ being ^w^ caww'd -^-^ A :3 hundwed times ÚwÚ and oft'ner, uWu in x3 my sweep, -^-^ By ÚwÚ good Saint ^w^ Awban, who uWu said ^w^ 'Simpcox, come, -^.^ Come, offer uWu at x3 my shwinye, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp thee.' -^.^ WIFE. :3 Most ^-^ twue, forsooth; ÚwÚ and UwU many time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft -xDD Mysewf uWu have heard :3 a uWu voice to caww ^.^ him :3 so. -CARDINAL. What, awt xDD thou ^.^ wame? -:33 SIMPCOX. Ay, ^w^ God ^w^ Awmighty OwO hewp me! -x3 SUFFOWK. How xDD cam'st xDD thou so? -:33 SIMPCOX. ^-^ A faww x3 off of :3 a :33 twee. -^.^ WIFE. ^-^ A uWu pwum tree, master. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. How ^-^ wong x3 hast xDD thou :33 been >w< bwind? -:33 SIMPCOX. >_< O, bown >_> so, x3 mastew! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, ÚwÚ and wouldst x3 cwimb :3 a tree? -:33 SIMPCOX. OwO But :3 that uWu in aww x3 my :3 wife, when UwU I UwU was :3 a >_< youth. -^.^ WIFE. Too true; ÚwÚ and xDD bought :33 his ^-^ cwimbing xDD vewy deaw. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Mass, xDD thou wov'dst plums weww, :3 that wouldst venture :3 so. -:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, x3 my >w< wife desir'd x3 some damsons -xDD And UwU made ;;w;; me cwimb, With danger of x3 my life. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A >_> subtwe uWu knyave! OwO But yet >w< it UwU shaww nyot sewve: -Let ;;w;; me >_> see ^.^ thinye eyes; >_> wink >_< nyow; nyow open OwO them; -^w^ In x3 my opinyion yet xDD thou seest nyot well. -:33 SIMPCOX. Yes, ^.^ mastew, ^-^ cweaw >_< as ^-^ day, UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ^.^ Awban. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Say'st xDD thou ;;w;; me so? >_> What colour >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu cwoak UwU of? -:33 SIMPCOX. :33 Wed, mastew; red >_< as blood. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, ^w^ that's weww UwU said. >_> What colour >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ gown UwU of? -:33 SIMPCOX. Black, forsooth; coal-black >_< as jet. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, >w< then, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >_> what colour jet >_> is UwU of? -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU I >_< think, jet uWu did ^.^ he >_< nyevew ^-^ see. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But OwO cwoaks ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowns >w< befowe ÚwÚ this day :3 a many. -^.^ WIFE. xDD Nyevew >w< befowe ÚwÚ this day uWu in aww :33 his life. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Teww uWu me, sirrah, UwU what's x3 my :3 nyame? -:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ mastew, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 What's :33 his :3 nyame? -:33 SIMPCOX. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Nyow ^w^ his? -:33 SIMPCOX. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, master. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 What's ^.^ thinye UwU own :3 nyame? -:33 SIMPCOX. Saunder >w< Simpcox, >w< an >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, master. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Then, Saunder, sit thewe, x3 the >w< wying'st x3 knyave uWu in -Chwistendom. ;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been bown ÚwÚ bwind, xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< as weww -uWu have ÚwÚ knyown aww UwU ouw nyames >_< as OwO thus to xDD nyame x3 the sevewaw cowouws ^.^ we -UwU do weaw. :3 Sight OwO may distinguish of OwO cowouws; >_> but ;;w;; suddenwy to -nominate them all, >w< it >_> is >_> impossibwe. OwO My wowds, Saint ^.^ Awban OwO hewe -hath donye :3 a miracle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd OwO ye nyot think :33 his x3 cunnying to be -great :3 that couwd restore ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cwippwe to :33 his UwU wegs ^w^ again? -:33 SIMPCOX. x3 O ^.^ mastew, :3 that xDD you UwU couwd! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My >w< mastews of Saint >_> Awbans, uWu have xDD you nyot ^.^ beadwes uWu in -x3 youw xDD town, ÚwÚ and ^.^ things ^w^ caww'd x3 whips? -;;w;; MAYOW. Yes, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then >_> send fow one presently. -;;w;; MAYOW. Siwwah, OwO go :3 fetch x3 the beadwe ÚwÚ hithew stwaight. -uWu Exit >w< an x3 attendant -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now :3 fetch ;;w;; me :3 a :33 stoow ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. :3 [A :33 stoow -bwought] >_> Nyow, sirrah, >_> if xDD you >_> mean to :3 save >_> youwsewf from UwU whipping, -^-^ weap ;;w;; me uvw ÚwÚ this :33 stoow ÚwÚ and >w< wun xDD away. -:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ mastew, UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to stand awonye! ->_> You OwO go about to towtuwe ;;w;; me uWu in OwO vain. - -Entew :3 a BEADLE with OwO whips - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have xDD you find x3 youw wegs. -^w^ Siwwah beadwe, whip ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ he ^-^ weap uvw :3 that same stoow. -BEADLE. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siwwah; x3 off with x3 youw ^w^ doubwet ->w< quickwy. -:33 SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ mastew, >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to ^.^ stand. - ->w< Aftew x3 the BEADLE hath ;;w;; hit ^.^ him ^w^ once, ^.^ he weaps uvw -x3 the :33 stoow ÚwÚ and wuns :3 away; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ and cwy ->_> 'A :3 miwacwe!' - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O :33 God, seest ^.^ Thou uWu this, ÚwÚ and beawest UwU so long? -QUEEN. ^.^ It UwU made ;;w;; me laugh to >_> see x3 the viwwain wun. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Follow x3 the ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this dwab xDD away. -^.^ WIFE. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we uWu did >w< it fow puwe UwU nyeed! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Let them be whipp'd ^w^ thwough every xDD mawket :33 town >w< tiww ;;w;; they -come to Bewwick, from >_> whence ;;w;; they >_< came. -Exeunt x3 MAYOW, ÚwÚ BEADWE, x3 WIFE, &c. -CARDINAL. >w< Duke Humphrey >_> has donye :3 a :33 miwacwe ^w^ to-day. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^w^ Twue; UwU made x3 the :3 wame to ^-^ weap ÚwÚ and fwy xDD away. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But xDD you uWu have donye ^.^ mowe miracles than ^.^ I: ->_> You UwU made uWu in :3 a ^-^ day, x3 my uWu wowd, whole UwU towns to fwy. - -Entew BUCKINGHAM - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What UwU tidings with UwU ouw xDD cousin Buckingham? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >w< Such >_< as x3 my >_< heawt xDD doth :3 twembwe to unfold: -^-^ A ;;w;; sowt of naughty OwO pewsons, UwU wewdwy xDD bent, -;;w;; Undew x3 the >_< countenyance ÚwÚ and confederacy -Of xDD Wady Eleanor, x3 the Protector's :3 wife, -uWu The xDD wingweadew ÚwÚ and >_> head of aww ÚwÚ this >_> wout, -:3 Have ÚwÚ pwactis'd ÚwÚ dangewouswy OwO against x3 youw state, -^-^ Deawing with :3 witches ÚwÚ and with :3 conjuwews, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ we uWu have apprehended uWu in x3 the fact, ->w< Waising x3 up wicked ;;w;; spiwits from :33 undew ground, ->w< Demanding of ^w^ King >_> Henwy's >w< wife ÚwÚ and :33 death -xDD And othew of x3 youw Highness' :3 Pwivy ^w^ Counciw, -;;w;; As ^.^ mowe uWu at large x3 youw Gwace UwU shaww :33 undewstand. -CARDINAL. xDD And >_> so, x3 my Lord ;;w;; Pwotectow, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this means -uWu Youw uWu wady >_> is ÚwÚ fowthcoming yet uWu at OwO Wondon. -This news, UwU I >_< think, hath >_> tuwn'd x3 youw xDD weapon's UwU edge; -'Tis :3 wike, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you xDD wiww nyot >_< keep x3 youw hour. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ambitious OwO chuwchman, OwO weave to UwU affwict x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -OwO Sowwow ÚwÚ and grief uWu have >_< vanquish'd aww x3 my powews; -^.^ And, >_< vanquish'd >_< as UwU I am, UwU I yield to x3 the -:33 Ow to x3 the meanyest groom. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O :33 God, >_> what >w< mischiefs ^.^ wowk x3 the wicked onyes, -Heaping :3 confusion on uWu theiw UwU own heads theweby! -QUEEN. :33 Gwoucestew, >_> see OwO hewe x3 the >w< taintuwe of >w< thy nyest; -xDD And wook >w< thysewf be >_> fauwtwess, xDD thou OwO wewt >_> best. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Madam, fow myself, to heaven UwU I UwU do appeaw -How UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd x3 my ^w^ King ÚwÚ and commonweaw; -xDD And fow x3 my >w< wife UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how >w< it ^w^ stands. -Sowwy UwU I ^w^ am to hear >_> what UwU I uWu have heawd. -Noble ^.^ she is; >_> but >_> if ^.^ she uWu have fowgot -xDD Honyouw ÚwÚ and virtue, ÚwÚ and convers'd with xDD such -As, ^.^ wike to uWu pitch, ^.^ defiwe nobility, -UwU I banyish her x3 my x3 bed ÚwÚ and >_< company -xDD And UwU give her >_< as :3 a prey to law ÚwÚ and UwU shame, -:33 That hath ^-^ dishonyouwed :3 Gwoucestew's xDD honyest nyame. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Weww, fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ we xDD wiww wepose >_> us hewe. ->_< To-mowwow toward ;;w;; Wondon back again -;;w;; To wook x3 into ÚwÚ this business thowoughwy -xDD And caww these fouw offenders to uWu theiw answers, -xDD And ^.^ poise x3 the cause uWu in UwU justice' equal :33 scawes, ->_< Whose ^.^ beam >w< stands x3 suwe, x3 whose wightfuw cause pwevaiws. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YOWK'S >_< gawden - -Entew YORK, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK - -:3 YOWK. >_> Nyow, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lords of uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick, -Our :33 simpwe OwO suppew ended, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^-^ cwose UwU wawk to satisfy mysewf -^w^ In UwU cwaving x3 youw opinyion of x3 my OwO tide, ->_< Which >_> is OwO infawwibwe, to Engwand's crown. -SAWISBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ wong to hear >w< it uWu at ^w^ fuww. -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Sweet York, begin; ÚwÚ and >_> if >w< thy >_< cwaim be UwU good, -uWu The ^w^ Nyeviws OwO awe >w< thy subjects to >_> command. -:3 YOWK. UwU Then thus: -Edward x3 the Third, x3 my wowds, xDD had ÚwÚ seven sons; -uWu The ÚwÚ fiwst, Edward x3 the ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, Prince of >w< Wawes; -uWu The xDD second, ;;w;; Wiwwiam of ÚwÚ Hatfiewd; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO thiwd, -Wionyew >w< Duke of Cwawence; :3 nyext to ÚwÚ whom -Was John of Gaunt, x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Wancastew; -uWu The :3 fifth UwU was Edmund uWu Wangwey, >w< Duke of Yowk; -uWu The uWu sixth UwU was Thomas of >_< Woodstock, >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew; -;;w;; Wiwwiam of ^-^ Windsow UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ seventh ÚwÚ and last. -Edward x3 the ;;w;; Bwack Prince >w< died >w< befowe :33 his >w< fathew -xDD And left x3 behind ^.^ him ^.^ Wichawd, :33 his >w< onwy x3 son, -UwU Who, ÚwÚ aftew Edward x3 the Thiwd's UwU death, x3 weign'd >_< as x3 king -Tiww Henwy ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, >w< Duke of Lancaster, -uWu The eldest >_< son ÚwÚ and heir of John of Gaunt, -Cwown'd ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, -x3 Seiz'd on x3 the ^w^ weawm, :3 depos'd x3 the wightfuw OwO king, -:3 Sent :33 his poor >_< queen to >_< Fwance, from >_> whence ^.^ she >_< came. -xDD And ^.^ him to :3 Pomfwet, where, >_< as aww xDD you knyow, -Harmless Richard UwU was murdered >_> twaitowouswy. -WARWICK. :3 Fathew, x3 the >w< Duke hath told x3 the truth; -^-^ Thus ^w^ got x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew x3 the crown. -:3 YOWK. >_< Which nyow ;;w;; they howd ^.^ by fowce, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ by right; -For ^.^ Wichawd, x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ son's heiw, ^.^ being >_< dead, -uWu The x3 issue of x3 the :3 nyext >_< son >_> shouwd uWu have ^w^ weign'd. -SAWISBUWY. OwO But ;;w;; Wiwwiam of Hatfiewd >w< died ^-^ without >w< an ÚwÚ heiw. -:3 YOWK. uWu The thiwd x3 son, >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, from x3 whose winye -UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the :3 cwown, xDD had x3 issue UwU Phiwippe, :3 a ^w^ daughtew, -Who mawwied Edmund Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Mawch; -Edmund xDD had ^w^ issue, Wogew ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Mawch; -Wogew xDD had ^w^ issue, :3 Edmund, ÚwÚ Annye, ÚwÚ and Eleanor. -SAWISBUWY. This :3 Edmund, uWu in x3 the OwO weign of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have wead, laid >_< cwaim >w< unto x3 the >_< cwown; -^.^ And, >_> but fow OwO Owen OwO Gwendowew, xDD had :33 been OwO king, -Who :33 kept ^.^ him uWu in :33 captivity >w< tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. -But, to x3 the rest. -:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ His eldest ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ Annye, -OwO My :33 mothew, ^.^ being heir >w< unto x3 the :3 cwown, -uWu Mawwied Richard ^-^ Eaww of OwO Cambwidge, who UwU was -;;w;; To Edmund uWu Wangwey, Edward x3 the Thiwd's :3 fifth x3 son, OwO son. -^-^ By her UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the >_< kingdom: ^.^ she UwU was heir -;;w;; To Wogew ^-^ Eaww of March, who UwU was x3 the >_< son -Of Edmund Mortimer, who mawwied UwU Phiwippe, -Sole daughter >w< unto Wionyew >w< Duke of Cwawence; -So, >_> if x3 the x3 issue of x3 the :33 ewdew >_< son -^w^ Succeed >w< befowe x3 the younger, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; King. -WARWICK. >_> What uWu pwain proceedings >_> is ^.^ mowe uWu pwain than :3 this? -Henwy xDD doth >_< cwaim x3 the >_< cwown from John of Gaunt, -uWu The :3 fouwth son: York claims >w< it from x3 the third. -Tiww Wionyew's x3 issue ÚwÚ faiws, :33 his >_> shouwd nyot reign. -^.^ It >_< faiws nyot ^w^ yet, >_> but fwouwishes uWu in uWu thee -xDD And uWu in >w< thy sons, >w< faiw slips of xDD such :3 a :3 stock. -Then, >w< fathew >_> Sawisbuwy, ^w^ knyeew ^.^ we together, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> pwivate :3 pwot be ^.^ we x3 the xDD fiwst -:33 That UwU shaww OwO sawute UwU ouw wightfuw suvweign -With honour of :33 his ÚwÚ biwthwight to x3 the crown. -ÚwÚ BOTH. OwO Wong ^w^ wive UwU ouw suvweign ^.^ Wichawd, Engwand's King! -:3 YOWK. We >_> thank UwU you, lords. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am nyot x3 youw x3 king -Tiww UwU I be cwown'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my xDD swowd be x3 stain'd -With ^w^ heawt-bwood of x3 the ;;w;; house of ^-^ Wancastew; -xDD And ^w^ that's nyot ;;w;; suddenwy to be pewfowm'd, -OwO But with advice ÚwÚ and silent >w< secwecy. -Do xDD you >_< as UwU I UwU do uWu in these uWu dangewous ^.^ days: ->_> Wink uWu at x3 the >w< Duke of Suffolk's ÚwÚ insowence, -At Beaufowt's pride, uWu at Somewset's ambition, -At ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the cwew of ÚwÚ them, -Tiww ;;w;; they uWu have snar'd x3 the xDD shephewd of x3 the UwU fwock, -:33 That virtuous >_< pwince, x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphrey; -'Tis :3 that ;;w;; they seek; ÚwÚ and >w< they, uWu in UwU seeking :3 that, -Shall find uWu theiw UwU deaths, >_> if York ^.^ can prophesy. -SAWISBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, bweak ^.^ we :33 off; ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^-^ mind uWu at ^w^ fuww. -WARWICK. OwO My >_< heawt xDD assuwes ;;w;; me :3 that x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick -Shall one day >_< make x3 the >w< Duke of York :3 a king. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ Nyeviw, ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe myself, -Richard UwU shaww ^w^ wive to >_< make x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick -uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest x3 man uWu in England >_> but x3 the ;;w;; King. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A ^-^ haww of justice - -Sound x3 twumpets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >w< State: x3 the xDD QUEEN, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, YORK, -x3 SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >_< SAWISBUWY, with guawd, to banyish x3 the DUCHESS. OwO Entew, >w< guawded, -x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO MAWGEWY xDD JOUWDAIN, OwO HUME, SOUTHWEWW, ÚwÚ and BOLINGBROKE - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, x3 Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow ÚwÚ Cobham, :3 Gwoucestew's xDD wife: -^w^ In ^.^ sight of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and us, x3 youw guilt >_> is gweat; -Receive x3 the :33 sentence of x3 the law fow :3 sins ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ by >_> God's ^w^ book OwO awe ^w^ adjudg'd to death. ->_> You >w< fouw, from >w< hence to :3 pwison back again; -Fwom thence >w< unto x3 the :33 pwace of UwU execution: -uWu The >w< witch uWu in Smithfiewd UwU shaww be burnt to :3 ashes, -xDD And xDD you >w< thwee UwU shaww be xDD stwangwed on x3 the >_> gawwows. ->_< You, UwU madam, fow xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyobwy born, -Despoiwed of x3 youw honour uWu in x3 youw :3 wife, -Shaww, ÚwÚ aftew >w< thwee >_> days' open >_< penyance :33 donye, -Wive uWu in x3 youw countwy OwO hewe uWu in UwU banyishment -With Sir John Stanwey uWu in x3 the >_> Iswe of uWu Man. -DUCHESS. Welcome >_> is ;;w;; banyishment; wewcome :3 wewe x3 my death. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Eleanor, x3 the waw, xDD thou >_< seest, hath judged thee. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot justify ÚwÚ whom x3 the law uWu condemns. -Exeunt x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ and x3 the othew pwisonyews, guawded -Mine eyes OwO awe full of ^-^ teaws, x3 my >_< heawt of ÚwÚ gwief. -xDD Ah, ;;w;; Humphwey, ÚwÚ this x3 dishonyouw uWu in ^.^ thinye age -Will ;;w;; bwing >w< thy >_> head with sorrow to x3 the ^-^ gwound! -UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to go; -OwO Sowwow ^.^ wouwd xDD sowace, ÚwÚ and >_< minye age ^.^ wouwd ^w^ ease. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Stay, Humphrey >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew; ere xDD thou x3 go, -Give x3 up >w< thy staff; Henwy xDD wiww to >_< himsewf -Protector be; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God UwU shaww be x3 my hope, -OwO My ;;w;; stay, x3 my OwO guide, ÚwÚ and lantern to x3 my xDD feet. -xDD And OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ;;w;; Humphwey, nyo less ÚwÚ bewov'd -Than when xDD thou OwO wewt Protector to >w< thy ;;w;; King. -QUEEN. UwU I >_> see nyo reason >w< why :3 a x3 king of years -Should be to be >_< pwotected ^.^ wike :3 a :33 chiwd. -^w^ God ÚwÚ and ^w^ King Henwy >_< guvwn Engwand's weawm! -Give x3 up x3 youw staff, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King :33 his weawm. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My x3 staff! Here, x3 nyobwe Henry, >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ staff. -;;w;; As ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU do UwU I x3 the same resign -;;w;; As ere >w< thy >w< fathew Henwy UwU made >w< it minye; -xDD And even >_< as ^w^ wiwwingwy uWu at >w< thy ;;w;; feet UwU I OwO weave >w< it -;;w;; As ;;w;; othews ^.^ wouwd x3 ambitiouswy receive :3 it. -UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good uWu King; when UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, -^-^ May ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu peace >_< attend >w< thy >_< thwonye! uWu Exit -QUEEN. Why, nyow >_> is Henwy OwO King, ÚwÚ and Margaret :3 Queen, -xDD And Humphrey >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew scawce himsewf, -:33 That bears UwU so shrewd :3 a ^.^ maim: >w< two ^w^ puwws uWu at >_> once- -ÚwÚ His uWu wady banyish'd ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 wimb OwO wopp'd off. -This uWu staff of honour waught, there wet >w< it stand -Whewe >w< it best ^w^ fits to be, uWu in >_> Henwy's >w< hand. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thus uWu dwoops ÚwÚ this wofty pine ÚwÚ and uWu hangs :33 his uWu spways; -^-^ Thus Eleanor's >_< pwide dies uWu in her xDD youngest days. -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; Wowds, wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -This >_> is x3 the day uWu appointed fow x3 the combat; -xDD And ready OwO awe x3 the appellant ÚwÚ and defendant, -uWu The UwU awmouwew ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ man, to enter x3 the wists, -^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess to behowd x3 the ^w^ fight. -QUEEN. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; fow purposely >_< thewefowe -Left UwU I x3 the xDD couwt, to >_> see ÚwÚ this ^-^ quawwew :3 twied. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A >_> God's :33 nyame, >_> see x3 the ^.^ wists ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things :33 fit; -:3 Hewe wet them >w< end :33 it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the wight! -:3 YOWK. UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a fewwow xDD wowse ;;w;; bested, -:33 Ow ^.^ mowe :33 afwaid to x3 fight, than >_> is x3 the UwU appewwant, -uWu The xDD sewvant of :33 his ÚwÚ awmouwew, x3 my lords. - -Entew uWu at one door, uWu HOWNyEW, x3 the Awmouwew, ÚwÚ and :33 his -NEIGHBOURS, UwU dwinking to ^.^ him UwU so much :3 that ^.^ he >_> is -dwunk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; entews with :3 a drum >w< befowe ^.^ him ÚwÚ and -:33 his uWu staff with :3 a >w< sand-bag ÚwÚ fastenyed to uWu it; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the -othew doow >w< PETEW, :33 his ^w^ man, with :3 a drum ÚwÚ and sandbag, -ÚwÚ and PRENTICES UwU dwinking to ^.^ him - -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ NyEIGHBOUW. Here, OwO nyeighbouw Hownyew, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to xDD you uWu in :3 a >w< cup of ->_< sack; ÚwÚ and feaw >_> nyot, >w< nyeighbouw, xDD you UwU shaww UwU do weww enyough. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ NyEIGHBOUW. xDD And UwU hewe, >w< nyeighbouw, hewe's :3 a >w< cup of chawnyeco. -^w^ THIWD ÚwÚ NyEIGHBOUW. xDD And hewe's :3 a >_> pot of ÚwÚ good :3 doubwe beer, neighbour; -dwink, ÚwÚ and feaw nyot x3 youw man. ->_> HOWNyEW. Let >w< it come, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and I'll >_< pwedge xDD you aww; ÚwÚ and :3 a fig -fow Peter! -uWu FIWST PRENTICE. Here, Petew, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and be nyot afraid. -^w^ SECOND PRENTICE. ^w^ Be >_> mewwy, Petew, ÚwÚ and feaw nyot >w< thy mastew: >w< fight -fow cwedit of x3 the x3 pwentices. -^w^ PETEW. UwU I >_> thank xDD you all. Dwink, ÚwÚ and pray fow uWu me, UwU I pray uWu you; fow UwU I -think UwU I uWu have :33 taken x3 my >w< wast ^w^ dwaught uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd. Here, Wobin, >w< an ->_> if UwU I >_> die, UwU I UwU give uWu thee x3 my >_< apwon; x3 and, ^.^ Wiww, xDD thou shalt uWu have x3 my ->_> hammew; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, xDD Tom, OwO take aww x3 the monyey :3 that UwU I :3 have. x3 O Lord -;;w;; bwess uWu me, UwU I pray uWu God! fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyevew able to deal with x3 my ^.^ mastew, -^.^ he hath ^w^ weawnt UwU so much ;;w;; fence >_< awweady. -SAWISBUWY. ^.^ Come, OwO weave x3 youw UwU dwinking ÚwÚ and faww to ÚwÚ bwows. -Siwwah, UwU what's >w< thy :3 nyame? -^w^ PETEW. Petew, ^-^ fowsooth. -SAWISBUWY. Peter? >_> What UwU mowe? -^w^ PETEW. >_> Thump. -SAWISBUWY. Thump? UwU Then >_> see xDD thou ^.^ thump >w< thy >_< mastew well. ->_> HOWNyEW. Masters, UwU I ^w^ am come hithew, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ;;w;; upon x3 my :33 man's -:33 instigation, to ^-^ pwuv ^.^ him :3 a x3 knyave ÚwÚ and mysewf >w< an xDD honyest xDD man; ÚwÚ and -^-^ touching x3 the >w< Duke of York, UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 my :33 death UwU I >_< nyevew meant ^.^ him -xDD any UwU iww, nor x3 the OwO King, nor x3 the >w< Queen; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, Petew, uWu have -uWu at uWu thee with :3 a down >w< wight bwow! -:3 YOWK. Dispatch- ÚwÚ this knave's >_> tongue ÚwÚ begins to ^-^ doubwe. -x3 Sound, twumpets, OwO awawum to x3 the UwU combatants! ->_< [Awawum. ^-^ They >w< fight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PETEW :33 stwikes ^.^ him down] ->_> HOWNyEW. UwU Howd, Petew, ;;w;; howd! UwU I >_> confess, UwU I x3 confess :3 tweason. -:33 [Dies] -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Take OwO away :33 his >_< weapon. ÚwÚ Fewwow, >_> thank :33 God, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ good winye uWu in ->w< thy xDD mastew's >_> way. -^w^ PETEW. x3 O :33 God, uWu have UwU I uWu uvwcome >_< minye >_< enyemies uWu in ÚwÚ this presence? x3 O -Petew, xDD thou x3 hast pwevaiw'd uWu in wight! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Go, OwO take >w< hence :3 that traitor from UwU ouw UwU sight, -For ^.^ by :33 his :33 death ^.^ we UwU do >_> pewceive :33 his UwU guiwt; -xDD And ^w^ God uWu in justice hath reveal'd to >_> us -uWu The uWu twuth ÚwÚ and innyocence of ÚwÚ this poor fewwow, ->_< Which ^.^ he xDD had xDD thought to uWu have ^w^ muwdew'd xDD wwongfuwwy. -^.^ Come, fewwow, ;;w;; fowwow >_> us fow >w< thy ÚwÚ wewawd. -Sound :3 a UwU fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY ÚwÚ and :33 his men, uWu in >w< mouwnying OwO cwoaks - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Thus x3 sometimes hath x3 the >_< bwightest day :3 a cwoud, -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ summew evewmowe x3 succeeds ->_> Bawwen UwU wintew, with :33 his wrathful x3 nyipping xDD cowd; -^w^ So ÚwÚ cawes ÚwÚ and joys abound, >_< as seasons ;;w;; fweet. -uWu Siws, UwU what's >_< o'cwock? -;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ;;w;; Ten, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Ten >_> is x3 the >_> houw :3 that UwU was uWu appointed ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the xDD coming of x3 my punyish'd :3 duchess. -OwO Unyeath OwO may ^.^ she OwO enduwe x3 the flinty ^w^ stweets -;;w;; To ;;w;; twead them with her tender-feeling xDD feet. -ÚwÚ Sweet Nell, :33 iww ^.^ can >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ mind abrook -uWu The abject OwO peopwe >_< gazing on >w< thy >w< face, -With envious looks, x3 waughing uWu at >w< thy UwU shame, -:33 That erst uWu did ;;w;; fowwow >w< thy OwO pwoud uWu chawiot ^.^ wheews -x3 When xDD thou :33 didst uWu wide uWu in twiumph ^w^ thwough x3 the stweets. -But, xDD soft! UwU I think ^.^ she ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> pwepawe -OwO My teaw-stain'd eyes to >_> see her :33 misewies. - -Entew x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW uWu in :3 a ^-^ white UwU sheet, -ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD tapew ^.^ buwnying uWu in her uWu hand, with ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN -STANWEY, x3 the ^w^ SHEWIFF, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - -;;w;; SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, we'll OwO take her from x3 the sheriff. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo, stir nyot fow x3 youw wives; wet her pass by. -DUCHESS. :3 Come UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, to >_> see x3 my open shame? -Now xDD thou dost >_< penyance UwU too. Wook >w< how ;;w;; they gaze! -xDD See >w< how x3 the ^-^ giddy ^.^ muwtitude UwU do :33 point -xDD And nod uWu theiw heads ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow uWu theiw eyes on ÚwÚ thee; -xDD Ah, :33 Gwoucestew, hide uWu thee from uWu theiw hateful looks, -^.^ And, uWu in >w< thy cwoset x3 pent up, rue x3 my ^-^ shame -xDD And ban ^.^ thinye UwU enyemies, both >_< minye ÚwÚ and thine! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Nyeww; x3 fowget ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gwief. -DUCHESS. xDD Ah, :33 Gwoucestew, >_< teach ;;w;; me to x3 fowget mysewf! -For whiwst UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy mawwied >w< wife -xDD And xDD thou :3 a >_< pwince, Protector of ÚwÚ this land, -Methinks UwU I >_> shouwd nyot OwO thus be x3 wed along, -Maiw'd x3 up uWu in UwU shame, with :33 papews on x3 my back, -xDD And follow'd with :3 a rabble :3 that rejoice -;;w;; To >_> see x3 my tears ÚwÚ and hear x3 my deep-fet groans. -uWu The ;;w;; wuthwess OwO fwint xDD doth :3 cut x3 my xDD tendew ^.^ feet, -xDD And when UwU I :33 stawt, x3 the envious OwO peopwe laugh -xDD And bid ;;w;; me be ^w^ advised >w< how UwU I >_< twead. -xDD Ah, ;;w;; Humphwey, ^.^ can UwU I UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> shamefuw OwO yoke? -uWu Twowest xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; e'ew I'll wook ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd -:33 Ow ;;w;; count them ^w^ happy :3 that ^.^ enjoy x3 the UwU sun? -No; dark UwU shaww be x3 my >w< wight ÚwÚ and >w< nyight x3 my uWu day; -;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon x3 my pomp UwU shaww be x3 my uWu heww. -Sometimes I'll >_> say UwU I ^w^ am >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's :3 wife, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 a >_< pwince, ÚwÚ and ruler of x3 the land; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU so ^.^ he >w< wuw'd, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a >_> pwince ^.^ he UwU was, -;;w;; As ^.^ he :33 stood ^.^ by whiwst I, :33 his ^.^ fowwown ^-^ duchess, -Was UwU made :3 a wonder ÚwÚ and :3 a pointing-stock -;;w;; To every idle wascaw uWu fowwowew. -OwO But be xDD thou OwO miwd, ÚwÚ and bwush nyot uWu at x3 my UwU shame, -x3 Nyow stir uWu at >_< nyothing >w< tiww x3 the axe of :33 death -Hang uvw ÚwÚ thee, >_< as >_< suwe >w< it x3 showtwy :33 wiww. -For >_> Suffowk- ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ can UwU do aww uWu in aww -With her :3 that hateth uWu thee ÚwÚ and hates >_> us ;;w;; aww- -xDD And York, ÚwÚ and OwO impious OwO Beaufowt, :3 that UwU fawse ;;w;; pwiest, -:3 Have aww ^.^ wim'd >_< bushes to ÚwÚ betway >w< thy wings, -^.^ And, fwy xDD thou >w< how xDD thou x3 canst, they'ww ÚwÚ tangwe thee. -OwO But feaw nyot xDD thou ÚwÚ untiw >w< thy :33 foot be snar'd, -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew >_> seek prevention of >w< thy foes. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, Nell, fowbeaw! ^.^ Thou ^.^ aimest aww awry. -UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ offend >w< befowe UwU I be ÚwÚ attainted; -xDD And xDD had UwU I ÚwÚ twenty times UwU so UwU many ;;w;; foes, -xDD And >_< each of them xDD had ÚwÚ twenty times uWu theiw x3 powew, -All these couwd nyot ;;w;; pwocuwe ;;w;; me xDD any ÚwÚ scathe -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I ^w^ am uWu woyaw, ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ and crimeless. -Wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me OwO wescue uWu thee from ÚwÚ this reproach? -Why, yet >w< thy OwO scandaw :3 wewe nyot wip'd away, -OwO But UwU I uWu in danger fow x3 the ^w^ bweach of law. -x3 Thy ÚwÚ gweatest OwO hewp >_> is ^w^ quiet, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Nyeww. -UwU I pray uWu thee ;;w;; sowt >w< thy >_< heawt to >_> patience; -;;w;; These x3 few >_> days' wonder xDD wiww be quickly ÚwÚ wown. - -Entew :3 a uWu HEWAWD - -HEWAWD. UwU I ^.^ summon x3 youw Gwace to :33 his :33 Majesty's Pawwiament, -Holden uWu at ^.^ Buwy x3 the xDD fiwst of ÚwÚ this :3 nyext month. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And x3 my >_< consent ^w^ nye'ew >w< ask'd >w< hewein ;;w;; befowe! -This >_> is ^-^ cwose UwU deawing. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww be :33 thewe. uWu Exit uWu HEWAWD -OwO My Nell, UwU I OwO take x3 my weave- x3 and, >_< mastew ^w^ shewiff, -Let nyot her >_< penyance xDD exceed x3 the >_< King's xDD commission. -SHERIFF. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, OwO hewe x3 my OwO commission ^-^ stays; -xDD And Sir John Stanwey >_> is uWu appointed nyow -;;w;; To OwO take her with ^.^ him to x3 the >_> Iswe of uWu Man. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Must UwU you, Sir John, x3 pwotect x3 my uWu wady hewe? -STANWEY. ^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I UwU given uWu in charge, :33 may't uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< Entweat her nyot x3 the xDD wowse uWu in :3 that UwU I pray ->_> You use her well; x3 the wowwd OwO may laugh OwO again, -xDD And UwU I OwO may ^w^ wive to UwU do xDD you OwO kindnyess >_> if ->_> You UwU do >w< it her. xDD And >_> so, Sir John, farewell. -DUCHESS. What, >w< gonye, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me nyot farewell! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Witness x3 my ^-^ teaws, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay to >_< speak. -Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants -DUCHESS. Awt xDD thou >_> gonye xDD too? All uWu comfowt OwO go with uWu thee! -For >_< nyonye ^.^ abides with x3 me. OwO My joy >_> is >w< death- -Death, uWu at x3 whose xDD nyame UwU I ;;w;; oft uWu have :33 been xDD afeawd, ->_< Because UwU I >w< wish'd ÚwÚ this OwO wowwd's xDD etewnyity. -^-^ Stanwey, UwU I :33 pwithee x3 go, ÚwÚ and OwO take ;;w;; me OwO hence; -UwU I :3 cawe nyot whither, fow UwU I ÚwÚ beg nyo favour, -Onwy :33 convey ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou awt commanded. -STANWEY. Why, UwU madam, :3 that >_> is to x3 the >_> Iswe of >_< Man, ->_> Thewe to be ;;w;; us'd accowding to x3 youw state. -DUCHESS. >w< That's :33 bad UwU enyough, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_> but reproach- -xDD And UwU shaww UwU I xDD then be ;;w;; us'd wepwoachfuwwy? -STANWEY. Wike to :3 a duchess ÚwÚ and >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's ;;w;; wady; -x3 Accowding to :3 that >w< state xDD you UwU shaww be :33 us'd. -DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Shewiff, farewell, ÚwÚ and xDD bettew than UwU I fawe, -Awthough xDD thou x3 hast :33 been ÚwÚ conduct of x3 my ;;w;; shame. -SHERIFF. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my office; x3 and, UwU madam, UwU pawdon x3 me. -DUCHESS. Ay, :33 ay, faweweww; >w< thy ^.^ office >_> is discharg'd. -^.^ Come, ^-^ Stanwey, UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? -STANWEY. uWu Madam, x3 youw >_< penyance :33 donye, ^-^ thwow x3 off ÚwÚ this UwU sheet, -xDD And OwO go ^.^ we to attiwe xDD you fow UwU ouw jouwnyey. -DUCHESS. OwO My ^-^ shame xDD wiww nyot be >w< shifted with x3 my >_< sheet. -:3 Nyo, >w< it xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon x3 my wichest ^-^ wobes -xDD And x3 show itself, attiwe ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I ;;w;; can. -^w^ Go, lead x3 the way; UwU I ^-^ wong to >_> see x3 my x3 pwison. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The uWu Abbey uWu at ^.^ Buwy St. >_> Edmunds - -Sound :3 a sennet. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD QUEEN, CARDINAL, x3 SUFFOWK, YORK, -xDD BUCKINGHAM, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK, to x3 the ÚwÚ Pawwiament - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_< muse x3 my Lord of uWu Gwoucestew >_> is nyot x3 come. -'Tis nyot :33 his UwU wont to be x3 the uWu hindmost ^w^ man, -ÚwÚ Whate'ew ;;w;; occasion keeps ^.^ him from >_> us now. -QUEEN. UwU Can xDD you nyot see, ow xDD wiww OwO ye nyot uWu obsewve -uWu The :33 stwangenyess of :33 his awtew'd :33 countenyance? -With >_> what :3 a ^.^ majesty ^.^ he bears :33 himsewf; -How UwU insowent of wate ^.^ he >_> is xDD become, -How :3 pwoud, >w< how pewemptowy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwike :33 himsewf? -We ^.^ knyow x3 the time xDD since ^.^ he UwU was >_< miwd ÚwÚ and >_< affabwe, -xDD And >_> if ^.^ we uWu did >_> but glance :3 a faw-off wook -;;w;; Immediatewy ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO knyee, -:33 That aww x3 the court ÚwÚ admiw'd ^.^ him fow ;;w;; submission. -OwO But :3 meet ^.^ him nyow ÚwÚ and be >w< it uWu in x3 the ^-^ mown, -x3 When every one xDD wiww UwU give x3 the time of ^-^ day, ->w< He xDD knyits :33 his ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and >_< shows >w< an angry ^w^ eye -xDD And ^.^ passeth ^.^ by with OwO stiff :33 unbowed OwO knyee, -ÚwÚ Disdainying >_> duty :3 that to >_> us ^-^ bewongs. ->w< Smaww x3 cuws OwO awe nyot :3 wegawded when ;;w;; they grin, -OwO But great ;;w;; men :3 twembwe when x3 the wion roars, -xDD And Humphrey >_> is nyo xDD wittwe x3 man uWu in ^w^ Engwand. -First ^-^ nyote :3 that ^.^ he >_> is nyeaw xDD you uWu in descent, -xDD And >_> shouwd xDD you faww ^.^ he >_> is x3 the :3 nyext xDD wiww mount; -x3 Me ;;w;; seemeth, >w< then, >w< it >_> is nyo policy- -Wespecting >_> what :3 a >_< wancowous ^-^ mind ^.^ he bears, -xDD And :33 his ^w^ advantage fowwowing x3 youw :33 decease- -:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd come about x3 youw royal ÚwÚ pewson -:33 Ow be admitted to x3 youw Highness' OwO Counciw. -^-^ By >w< fwattewy hath ^.^ he ^.^ won x3 the OwO commons' >_> heawts; -xDD And when ^.^ he uWu pwease to >_< make UwU commotion, -'Tis to be feaw'd ;;w;; they aww xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. -Now UwU 'tis x3 the spring, ÚwÚ and UwU weeds OwO awe UwU shawwow-wooted; -Suffer them now, ÚwÚ and they'ww o'ewgwow x3 the >_< gawden -xDD And >_< choke x3 the >w< hewbs fow ^.^ want of husbandwy. -uWu The reverent :3 cawe UwU I UwU beaw >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; wowd -Made ;;w;; me ^w^ cowwect these >_> dangews uWu in x3 the uWu Duke. -;;w;; If >w< it be fond, ^.^ can >w< it :3 a xDD woman's x3 feaw; ->_< Which feaw >_> if xDD bettew weasons ^.^ can UwU suppwant, -UwU I xDD wiww xDD subscwibe, ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU I wrong'd x3 the uWu Duke. -OwO My Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and York, -Wepwuv x3 my allegation >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, -:33 Ow >_> ewse OwO concwude x3 my wowds effectuaw. -x3 SUFFOWK. Weww hath x3 youw >_> Highnyess :3 seen x3 into ÚwÚ this duke; -xDD And xDD had UwU I xDD fiwst :33 been put to speak x3 my UwU mind, -UwU I think UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have told x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's ^-^ tawe. -uWu The ÚwÚ Duchess, ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ subownyation, ->_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, began her deviwish :33 pwactices; -:33 Ow >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe nyot privy to UwU those fauwts, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ by x3 weputing of :33 his xDD high uWu descent- -;;w;; As :3 nyext x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; successive heir- -xDD And xDD such xDD high ;;w;; vaunts of :33 his nobility, -Did uWu instigate x3 the bedlam :33 bwainsick :3 Duchess -^-^ By wicked means to fwame UwU ouw ^.^ suvweign's UwU faww. -:3 Smooth wuns x3 the UwU watew :3 whewe x3 the >w< bwook >_> is >w< deep, -xDD And uWu in :33 his :33 simpwe x3 show ^.^ he ;;w;; hawbouws :3 tweason. -uWu The fox barks nyot when ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ steaw x3 the >w< wamb. -:3 Nyo, no, x3 my sovereign, uWu Gwoucestew >_> is :3 a x3 man ->_< Unsounded ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ and full of >_> deep ^.^ deceit. -CARDINAL. Did ^.^ he >_> nyot, :33 contwawy to >_< fowm of waw, -ÚwÚ Devise ;;w;; stwange >w< deaths fow UwU smaww :3 offences done? -:3 YOWK. xDD And uWu did ^.^ he >_> nyot, uWu in :33 his x3 pwotectowship, -Wevy great uWu sums of monyey ^w^ thwough x3 the weawm -For :3 sowdiews' x3 pay uWu in >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew sent :33 it? -^-^ By means xDD wheweof x3 the UwU towns >_< each day revolted. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Tut, these OwO awe petty :33 fauwts to :33 fauwts unknown ->_< Which time xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing to >w< wight uWu in x3 smooth >w< Duke :3 Humphwey. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My wowds, uWu at UwU once: x3 the :3 cawe xDD you uWu have of us, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ mow down thorns :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^w^ annyoy UwU ouw xDD foot, -Is ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ pwaise; >_> but UwU shaww UwU I speak x3 my conscience? -Our kinsman uWu Gwoucestew >_> is >_< as innocent -Fwom meaning UwU tweason to UwU ouw royal ÚwÚ pewson -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the x3 sucking :3 wamb ow UwU hawmwess dove: -uWu The >w< Duke >_> is virtuous, OwO miwd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too weww UwU given -;;w;; To dweam on eviw ow to ^.^ wowk x3 my >_> downfaww. -QUEEN. xDD Ah, UwU what's ^.^ mowe uWu dangewous than ÚwÚ this fond ^w^ affiance? -x3 Seems ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ duv? ÚwÚ His feathers OwO awe >_> but borrow'd, -For uWu he's disposed >_< as x3 the hateful raven. -Is ^.^ he :3 a wamb? ÚwÚ His uWu skin >_> is x3 suwewy OwO went :3 him, -For uWu he's ^-^ incwin'd >_< as >_> is x3 the ^-^ wavenyous :33 wowf. -Who ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ steaw :3 a xDD shape :3 that means deceit? -^.^ Take ^-^ heed, x3 my wowd; x3 the ÚwÚ wewfawe of >_> us aww -;;w;; Hangs on x3 the >_< cutting showt :3 that fraudful man. - -Entew SOMERSET - -uWu SOMEWSET. All ^.^ heawth >w< unto x3 my >_> gwacious sovereign! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Welcome, Lord ^w^ Somewset. >_> What nyews from France? -uWu SOMEWSET. :33 That aww x3 youw ÚwÚ intewest uWu in UwU those ÚwÚ tewwitowies -Is ;;w;; uttewwy >_> beweft uWu you; aww >_> is :3 wost. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 Cowd news, Lord :3 Somewset; >_> but >_> God's xDD wiww be uWu donye! -:3 YOWK. :3 [Aside] x3 Cowd nyews fow OwO me; fow UwU I xDD had UwU hope of Fwance -;;w;; As x3 fiwmwy >_< as UwU I UwU hope fow ^.^ fewtiwe ^w^ Engwand. -^-^ Thus OwO awe x3 my xDD bwossoms blasted uWu in x3 the bud, -xDD And caterpillars eat x3 my >w< weaves :3 away; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww wemedy ÚwÚ this geaw ere long, -:33 Ow ;;w;; seww x3 my ;;w;; titwe fow :3 a glorious x3 gwave. - -Entew GWOUCESTEW - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. All happinyess >w< unto x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the King! -Pawdon, x3 my ^.^ wiege, :3 that UwU I uWu have OwO stay'd UwU so wong. -x3 SUFFOWK. Nyay, :33 Gwoucestew, ^.^ knyow :3 that xDD thou awt come ^w^ too >_< soon, -OwO Unwess xDD thou OwO wewt ^.^ mowe loyal than xDD thou art. -UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest uWu thee of xDD high UwU tweason hewe. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, ^.^ Suffowk, xDD thou shalt nyot >_> see ;;w;; me bwush -x3 Nyow change x3 my >_< countenyance fow ÚwÚ this >_> awwest: -^-^ A >_< heawt x3 unspotted >_> is nyot easily daunted. -uWu The puwest ^-^ spwing >_> is nyot UwU so fwee from >_< mud -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ cweaw from UwU tweason to x3 my OwO suvweign. -Who ^.^ can ;;w;; accuse me? ^-^ Whewein ^w^ am UwU I xDD guiwty? -:3 YOWK. 'Tis ^-^ thought, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you >_> took ^-^ bwibes of Fwance -^.^ And, ^.^ being ;;w;; Pwotectow, OwO stay'd x3 the :3 sowdiews' :33 pay; -^-^ By means xDD wheweof :33 his >_> Highnyess hath wost Fwance. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Is >w< it >_> but xDD thought so? >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that think :33 it? -UwU I >_< nyevew wobb'd x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of uWu theiw x3 pay -x3 Nyow OwO evew xDD had one ÚwÚ penny bribe from Fwance. -^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me :33 God, >_< as UwU I uWu have UwU watch'd x3 the nyight- -Ay, >w< nyight ^.^ by nyight- uWu in >_> studying ÚwÚ good fow England! -:33 That OwO doit :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >_< wwested from x3 the OwO King, -:33 Ow xDD any gwoat UwU I hoarded to x3 my ^.^ use, -^w^ Be ^.^ bwought OwO against ;;w;; me uWu at x3 my :33 twiaw-day! -No; UwU many :3 a ;;w;; pound of >_< minye UwU own OwO pwopew store, ->_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ tax x3 the nyeedy xDD commons, -:3 Have UwU I dispuwsed to x3 the UwU gawwisons, -xDD And >_< nyevew >w< ask'd fow westitution. -CARDINAL. ^.^ It sewves xDD you weww, x3 my uWu wowd, to >_> say UwU so :33 much. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I >_> say nyo ^.^ mowe than truth, UwU so OwO hewp ;;w;; me uWu God! -:3 YOWK. ^w^ In x3 youw >_< pwotectowship xDD you uWu did >w< devise -Stwange >_< towtuwes fow xDD offendews, >_< nyevew heard :33 of, -:33 That England UwU was defam'd ^.^ by tywanny. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, UwU 'tis weww ÚwÚ knyown :3 that whiwes UwU I UwU was Protector -x3 Pity UwU was aww x3 the ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU was uWu in OwO me; -For UwU I >_> shouwd :3 mewt uWu at >w< an xDD offendew's ^-^ teaws, -xDD And ^-^ wowwy wowds :3 wewe wansom fow uWu theiw ^-^ fauwt. -OwO Unwess >w< it :3 wewe :3 a bwoody muwdewew, -:33 Ow fouw felonious UwU thief :3 that fleec'd poor >_< passengews, -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave them ^.^ condign punyishment. ->_> Muwdew :33 indeed, :3 that bwoody ^w^ sin, UwU I ÚwÚ towtuw'd -Abuv x3 the felon ow >_> what trespass ewse. -x3 SUFFOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, these :33 fauwts OwO awe easy, quickly answew'd; -OwO But OwO mightiew crimes OwO awe laid >w< unto x3 youw charge, -:3 Wheweof xDD you ;;w;; cannyot easily OwO puwge OwO youwsewf. -UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ His Highness' :33 nyame, -xDD And OwO hewe :3 commit xDD you to x3 my Lord Cardinal -;;w;; To >_< keep ÚwÚ untiw x3 youw further time of trial. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, UwU 'tis x3 my >_> speciaw UwU hope -:33 That xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ cweaw >_> youwsewf from aww ^-^ suspense. -OwO My >_> conscience uWu tewws ;;w;; me xDD you OwO awe innocent. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, >_> gwacious uWu wowd, these OwO days OwO awe OwO dangewous! -x3 Viwtue >_> is chok'd with fouw ambition, -xDD And xDD chawity UwU chas'd >w< hence ^.^ by rancour's xDD hand; -Foul >_> subownyation >_> is ^.^ pwedominyant, -xDD And equity >w< exiw'd x3 youw Highness' xDD wand. -UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu theiw complot >_> is to uWu have x3 my :33 wife; -xDD And >_> if x3 my :33 death ^w^ might >_< make ÚwÚ this >_< iswand ^w^ happy -xDD And ^-^ pwuv x3 the pewiod of uWu theiw tywanny, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu expend >w< it with aww willingness. -OwO But >_< minye >_> is UwU made x3 the uWu pwowogue to uWu theiw play; -For thousands ^.^ mowe :3 that yet >_> suspect nyo peril -Will nyot OwO concwude uWu theiw ^-^ pwotted ^.^ twagedy. -Beaufowt's red :33 spawkwing eyes blab :33 his heart's x3 mawice, -xDD And Suffolk's cwoudy ^w^ bwow :33 his ;;w;; stowmy :33 hate; -^-^ Shawp ^-^ Buckingham ;;w;; unbuwdens with :33 his >_> tongue -uWu The envious woad :3 that wies ;;w;; upon :33 his heawt; -xDD And uWu dogged York, :3 that reaches uWu at x3 the ;;w;; moon, ->_< Whose ^-^ uvwweenying awm UwU I uWu have ^w^ pwuck'd back, -^-^ By UwU fawse ;;w;; accuse xDD doth ^w^ wevew uWu at x3 my life. -xDD And UwU you, x3 my suvweign UwU wady, with x3 the ^-^ west, -uWu Causewess uWu have laid disgraces on x3 my head, -xDD And with x3 youw best endeavouw uWu have stirr'd x3 up -OwO My ^-^ wiefest wiege to be >_< minye enemy; -Ay, aww of xDD you uWu have laid x3 youw heads together- -xDD Mysewf xDD had ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 youw x3 conventicwes- -xDD And aww to >_< make OwO away x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess life. -UwU I UwU shaww nyot ^.^ want UwU fawse >_> witnyess to >_< condemn ;;w;; me -x3 Nyow OwO stowe of :3 tweasons to >_> augment x3 my ÚwÚ guiwt. -uWu The UwU ancient pwuvwb xDD wiww be weww x3 effected: ->_> 'A uWu staff >_> is quickly >_> found to xDD beat :3 a >_> dog.' -CARDINAL. OwO My ^.^ wiege, :33 his x3 waiwing >_> is intolerable. -;;w;; If UwU those :3 that :3 cawe to >_< keep x3 youw royal ÚwÚ pewson -Fwom ^.^ tweason's secret knyife ÚwÚ and UwU twaitow's xDD wage -^w^ Be OwO thus ^w^ upbwaided, >_< chid, ÚwÚ and :33 wated :3 at, -xDD And x3 the offender >_> gwanted ;;w;; scope of ;;w;; speech, -'Twiww >_< make them :3 coow uWu in ^.^ zeaw >w< unto x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot ^w^ twit UwU ouw suvweign uWu wady OwO hewe -With uWu ignyominyious wowds, ^w^ though ^.^ cwewkwy >_> couch'd, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ she xDD had :33 subownyed x3 some to >_< sweaw -ÚwÚ Fawse allegations to >_> o'ewthwow :33 his ÚwÚ state? -QUEEN. OwO But UwU I ^.^ can UwU give x3 the :3 wosew OwO weave to >_< chide. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Faw twuew ^-^ spoke than OwO meant: UwU I wose indeed. -Beshrew x3 the OwO winnyews, fow ;;w;; they pway'd ;;w;; me fawse! -xDD And weww xDD such ^-^ wosews OwO may uWu have OwO weave to >_< speak. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ He'ww x3 wwest x3 the sense, ÚwÚ and howd >_> us OwO hewe aww x3 day. -Lord Cardinal, ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw ^w^ pwisonyew. -CARDINAL. uWu Siws, OwO take OwO away x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ÚwÚ and xDD guawd ^.^ him >_> suwe. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, OwO thus ^w^ King Henwy ^w^ thwows OwO away :33 his :33 cwutch -^.^ Befowe :33 his UwU wegs be >w< fiwm to UwU beaw :33 his :3 body! -^-^ Thus >_> is x3 the xDD shephewd beaten from >w< thy side, -xDD And wolves OwO awe gnyawwing who UwU shaww gnaw uWu thee fiwst. -xDD Ah, :3 that x3 my feaw :3 wewe fawse! UwU ah, :3 that >w< it were! -For, ÚwÚ good ^w^ King Henry, >w< thy x3 decay UwU I ;;w;; feaw. UwU Exit, guawded -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My wowds, >_> what to x3 youw wisdoms seemeth best -Do ow undo, >_< as >_> if :3 ouwsewf :3 wewe hewe. -QUEEN. What, xDD wiww x3 youw >_> Highnyess OwO weave x3 the ^w^ Pawwiament? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, Mawgawet; x3 my >_< heawt >_> is >w< dwown'd with gwief, ->_< Whose flood ÚwÚ begins to fwow within >_< minye eyes; -OwO My >w< body ;;w;; wound :33 engiwt with :3 misewy- -For UwU what's ^.^ mowe >w< misewabwe than ^w^ discontent? -xDD Ah, :33 uncwe ;;w;; Humphwey, uWu in >w< thy OwO face UwU I >_> see -uWu The ^.^ map of honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and loyalty! -xDD And ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Humphwey, >_> is x3 the >_> houw to come -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^.^ pwov'd uWu thee UwU fawse ow feaw'd >w< thy ÚwÚ faith. ->_> What ^.^ wouwing :33 staw nyow envies >w< thy estate -:33 That these great wowds, ÚwÚ and Margaret UwU ouw :3 Queen, -Do >_> seek ;;w;; subvewsion of >w< thy UwU hawmwess :33 wife? -^.^ Thou >_< nyevew :33 didst them wwong, nor nyo x3 man >_> wwong; -xDD And >_< as x3 the ;;w;; butchew UwU takes OwO away x3 the cawf, -xDD And uWu binds x3 the :3 wwetch, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beats >w< it when >w< it strays, -ÚwÚ Beawing >w< it to x3 the bwoody slaughter-house, -Even >_> so, x3 wemowsewess, uWu have ;;w;; they :3 bownye ^.^ him OwO hence; -xDD And >_< as x3 the :3 dam wuns ^.^ wowing x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, -^w^ Wooking x3 the uWu way her UwU hawmwess xDD young one OwO went, -xDD And ^.^ can UwU do >_< nyought >_> but waiw her dawwing's woss, -Even UwU so mysewf bewails ÚwÚ good :3 Gwoucestew's case -With >_> sad :33 unhewpfuw ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and with ^w^ dimm'd eyes -Wook ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU do ^.^ him UwU good, -^w^ So ^-^ mighty OwO awe :33 his >_> vowed enemies. -ÚwÚ His fowtunyes UwU I xDD wiww >_> weep, ÚwÚ and 'twixt >_< each gwoan -x3 Say :3 'Who's :3 a traitor? uWu Gwoucestew ^.^ he >_> is >w< nyonye.' uWu Exit -QUEEN. Fwee wowds, UwU cowd >w< snyow melts with x3 the sun's :3 hot beams: -Henwy x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> is UwU cowd uWu in great ^-^ affaiws, -Too full of >_< foowish pity; ÚwÚ and :3 Gwoucestew's x3 show -^w^ Beguiwes ^.^ him >_< as x3 the ^-^ mouwnfuw >_> cwocodiwe -With sorrow ^.^ snyawes uWu wewenting ÚwÚ passengews; -:33 Ow >_< as x3 the snake, ^-^ woww'd uWu in :3 a >_> fwow'wing ^.^ bank, -With >_< shinying OwO checkew'd slough, xDD doth ÚwÚ sting :3 a chiwd -:33 That fow x3 the beauty ^w^ thinks >w< it excellent. -:3 Bewieve uWu me, wowds, :3 wewe >_< nyonye ^.^ mowe uWu wise than uWu I- -xDD And yet >w< hewein UwU I OwO judge >_< minye UwU own wit x3 good- -This uWu Gwoucestew >_> shouwd be quickly x3 wid x3 the wowwd -;;w;; To x3 wid >_> us from x3 the feaw ^.^ we uWu have of ^.^ him. -CARDINAL. :33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^-^ die >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy :33 powicy; -OwO But yet ^.^ we ^.^ want :3 a colour fow :33 his death. -'Tis :3 meet ^.^ he be condemn'd ^.^ by course of law. -x3 SUFFOWK. But, uWu in x3 my UwU mind, :3 that :3 wewe nyo >w< powicy: -uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww labour still to :3 save :33 his :33 wife; -uWu The >w< commons haply rise to :3 save :33 his :33 wife; -xDD And yet ^.^ we uWu have >_> but OwO twiviaw :33 awgument, -uWu Mowe than xDD mistwust, :3 that >_< shows ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowthy death. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ So :3 that, ^.^ by uWu this, xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him die. -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD Ah, York, nyo x3 man ^.^ awive UwU so >_> fain >_< as >_< I! -:3 YOWK. 'Tis York :3 that hath ^.^ mowe reason fow :33 his death. -But, x3 my Lord Cardinal, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, -x3 Say >_< as xDD you >_< think, ÚwÚ and speak >w< it from x3 youw xDD souws: -^w^ Wewe't nyot aww one >w< an :33 empty >_> eagwe :3 wewe uWu set -;;w;; To xDD guawd x3 the xDD chicken from :3 a hungwy ^w^ kite -;;w;; As :33 pwace >w< Duke Humphrey fow x3 the >_< King's :3 Pwotectow? -QUEEN. ^w^ So x3 the poor xDD chicken >_> shouwd be >_< suwe of death. -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu Madam, UwU 'tis true; ÚwÚ and were't nyot ^-^ madnyess xDD then -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the fox >_> suwveyow of x3 the >_< fowd? -Who ^.^ being ^-^ accus'd :3 a ^-^ cwafty muwdewew, -ÚwÚ His guilt >_> shouwd be >_> but idly >_< posted UwU uvw, ->_< Because :33 his OwO puwpose >_> is nyot ^-^ executed. -No; wet ^.^ him >_> die, uWu in :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ^w^ fox, -^-^ By ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ pwov'd >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to x3 the UwU fwock, -^.^ Befowe :33 his ;;w;; chaps be x3 stain'd with >_< cwimson bwood, -;;w;; As ;;w;; Humphwey, ^.^ pwov'd ^.^ by ^w^ weasons, to x3 my OwO wiege. -xDD And UwU do nyot stand on quiwwets >w< how to slay him; -^w^ Be >w< it ^.^ by ;;w;; gins, ^.^ by >_> snyawes, ^.^ by >w< subtwety, -Sleeping ow :3 waking, UwU 'tis nyo ;;w;; mattew how, -^w^ So ^.^ he be UwU dead; fow :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ good ;;w;; deceit ->_< Which >_> mates ^.^ him xDD fiwst :3 that xDD fiwst ^-^ intends ^.^ deceit. -QUEEN. Thwice-nyobwe ^.^ Suffowk, UwU 'tis ^-^ wesowutewy >_> spoke. -x3 SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Nyot wesowute, :33 except UwU so much :3 wewe :33 donye, -For ^.^ things OwO awe often ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ and seldom meant; -OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< heawt OwO accowdeth with x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -x3 Seeing x3 the ^.^ deed >_> is mewitowious, -xDD And to pwesewve x3 my suvweign from :33 his x3 foe, -x3 Say >_> but x3 the word, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww be :33 his pwiest. -CARDINAL. OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him >_< dead, x3 my Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, -Ere xDD you ^.^ can OwO take >_< due x3 owdews fow :3 a pwiest; -x3 Say xDD you >_< consent ÚwÚ and UwU censuwe weww x3 the OwO deed, -xDD And I'll provide :33 his xDD executionyew- -UwU I xDD tendew UwU so x3 the :33 safety of x3 my OwO wiege. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand x3 the ^.^ deed >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy doing. -QUEEN. xDD And UwU so >_> say ^.^ I. -:3 YOWK. xDD And ^.^ I. xDD And nyow ^.^ we >w< thwee uWu have ^-^ spoke :33 it, -^.^ It skiwws nyot OwO gweatwy who uWu impugns UwU ouw doom. - -Entew :3 a >_< POST - -POST. UwU Gweat wowds, from Iwewand ^w^ am UwU I come ^-^ amain -;;w;; To :33 signyify :3 that ÚwÚ webews there OwO awe x3 up -xDD And put x3 the :3 Engwishmen >w< unto x3 the ^-^ swowd. ->_< Send succouws, wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop x3 the xDD wage UwU betime, -^.^ Befowe x3 the ;;w;; wound UwU do gwow >_> uncuwabwe; -For, ^.^ being xDD gween, there >_> is great UwU hope of ;;w;; hewp. -CARDINAL. ^-^ A ^w^ bweach :3 that cwaves :3 a ^w^ quick expedient UwU stop! ->_> What counsel UwU give xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ weighty ^w^ cause? -:3 YOWK. :33 That Somerset be sent >_< as Regent thithew; -'Tis :3 meet :3 that ^-^ wucky ruler be >w< empwoy'd, -Witness x3 the :3 fowtunye ^.^ he hath xDD had uWu in Fwance. -uWu SOMEWSET. ;;w;; If York, with aww :33 his far-fet x3 powicy, -xDD Had :33 been x3 the Regent there ^w^ instead of uWu me, ->w< He >_< nyevew ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO stay'd uWu in Fwance UwU so wong. -:3 YOWK. :3 Nyo, nyot to wose >w< it aww >_< as xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ donye. -UwU I rather ^.^ wouwd uWu have wost x3 my >w< wife betimes -Than ;;w;; bwing :3 a buwden of x3 dishonyouw ^.^ home -^-^ By ^.^ staying there UwU so ^-^ wong >w< tiww aww :3 wewe :3 wost. -uWu Show ;;w;; me one ^-^ scaw character'd on >w< thy ÚwÚ skin: -xDD Men's >w< fwesh preserv'd UwU so whole UwU do seldom :33 win. -QUEEN. Nyay >w< then, ÚwÚ this spawk xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a waging ^w^ fiwe, -;;w;; If wind ÚwÚ and x3 fuew be ^.^ bwought to >w< feed >w< it x3 with; -No >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good Yowk; x3 sweet ^w^ Somewset, be xDD stiww. -x3 Thy fowtunye, York, >w< hadst xDD thou :33 been Regent thewe, -^.^ Might happily uWu have ^.^ pwov'd uWu faw xDD wowse than ÚwÚ his. -:3 YOWK. What, xDD wowse than ÚwÚ nyought? Nyay, xDD then :3 a ^-^ shame OwO take :33 aww! -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And uWu in x3 the number, uWu thee :3 that :33 wishest x3 shame! -CARDINAL. OwO My Lord of York, >_> twy >_> what x3 youw :3 fowtunye >w< is. -xDD Th' UwU unciviw k-kewns of Iwewand OwO awe uWu in :3 awms -xDD And xDD tempew clay with :3 bwood of xDD Engwishmen; -;;w;; To Iwewand xDD wiww xDD you lead :3 a band of men, -Cowwected choicewy, from >_< each >_< county some, -xDD And >_> twy x3 youw ÚwÚ hap OwO against x3 the Iwishmen? -:3 YOWK. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU so uWu pwease :33 his >_< Majesty. -x3 SUFFOWK. Why, UwU ouw ÚwÚ authowity >_> is :33 his ^.^ consent, -xDD And >_> what ^.^ we UwU do :3 estabwish ^.^ he ^w^ confiwms; -Then, x3 nyobwe York, OwO take xDD thou ÚwÚ this :3 task uWu in >w< hand. -:3 YOWK. UwU I ^w^ am content; provide ;;w;; me xDD sowdiews, wowds, -Whiwes UwU I OwO take order fow >_< minye UwU own x3 affaiws. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A charge, Lord York, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww >_> see perform'd. -OwO But nyow ^-^ wetuwn ^.^ we to x3 the UwU fawse >w< Duke :3 Humphwey. -CARDINAL. No ^.^ mowe of him; fow UwU I xDD wiww deal with ^.^ him -:33 That henceforth ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> twoubwe >_> us nyo more. -xDD And UwU so bweak :33 off; x3 the day >_> is almost :33 spent. -Lord ^.^ Suffowk, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must tawk of :3 that UwU event. -:3 YOWK. OwO My Lord of ^.^ Suffowk, within ^.^ fouwteen OwO days -At Bristol UwU I >_< expect x3 my soldiers; -For there I'll ship them aww fow Iwewand. -x3 SUFFOWK. I'll >_> see >w< it :33 twuwy :33 donye, x3 my Lord of x3 Yowk. -Exeunt aww >_> but YORK -:3 YOWK. >_> Nyow, York, ow ;;w;; nyevew, steew >w< thy x3 feawfuw >_< thoughts -xDD And change ^.^ misdoubt to wesowution; -^w^ Be :3 that xDD thou ^w^ hop'st to be; ow >_> what xDD thou awt -Wesign to >w< death- >w< it >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth x3 th' >_< enjoying. -Let pawe-fac'd feaw >_< keep with x3 the mean-bown x3 man -xDD And find nyo uWu hawbouw uWu in :3 a royal ;;w;; heawt. -Faster than spring-time show'rs x3 comes xDD thought on ^-^ thought, -xDD And nyot :3 a xDD thought >_> but ^w^ thinks on UwU dignyity. -OwO My :3 bwain, ^.^ mowe >w< busy than x3 the labouring spider, -:33 Weaves tedious ^.^ snyawes to ;;w;; twap >_< minye enemies. -xDD Weww, ^.^ nyobwes, weww, UwU 'tis UwU powiticwy donye -;;w;; To >_> send ;;w;; me :33 packing with >w< an host of ^.^ men. -UwU I feaw ;;w;; me xDD you >_> but wawm x3 the starved snake, -UwU Who, chewish'd uWu in x3 youw breasts, xDD wiww ÚwÚ sting x3 youw >w< heawts. ->_< 'Twas ;;w;; men UwU I x3 wack'd, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww UwU give them OwO me; -UwU I OwO take >w< it >w< kindwy. ÚwÚ Yet be weww x3 assuw'd ->_> You put ^-^ shawp >_< weapons uWu in :3 a madman's ^w^ hands. -Whiwes UwU I uWu in Iwewand nourish :3 a ^-^ mighty :33 band, -UwU I xDD wiww stir x3 up uWu in England x3 some black x3 stowm -Shall ^w^ bwow ;;w;; ten thousand >w< souws to heaven ow heww; -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU feww UwU tempest UwU shaww nyot xDD cease to xDD wage -Untiw x3 the golden :33 ciwcuit on x3 my head, -Wike to x3 the glorious sun's transparent ;;w;; beams, -Do ÚwÚ cawm x3 the UwU fuwy of ÚwÚ this UwU mad-bwed >_> fwaw. -xDD And fow :3 a xDD minyistew of x3 my :3 intent -UwU I uWu have >_< seduc'd :3 a headstrong ÚwÚ Kentishman, -John x3 Cade of uWu Ashfowd, -;;w;; To >_< make UwU commotion, >_< as full weww ^.^ he ^-^ can, -;;w;; Undew x3 the >_< tide of John Mortimer. -^w^ In Iwewand uWu have UwU I :3 seen ÚwÚ this ^-^ stubbown x3 Cade -ÚwÚ Oppose >_< himsewf OwO against :3 a troop of ^w^ kewns, -xDD And ÚwÚ fought UwU so ^-^ wong tiff :3 that :33 his ;;w;; thighs with >_< dawts -^.^ Wewe almost ^.^ wike :3 a >w< shawp-quiww'd ÚwÚ powpentinye; -xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< end ^.^ being >w< wescu'd, UwU I uWu have :3 seen -xDD Him capew ^w^ upwight ^.^ wike :3 a >w< wiwd Morisco, -:33 Shaking x3 the bwoody >_< dawts >_< as ^.^ he :33 his bells. -Full x3 often, ^.^ wike :3 a shag-hair'd ^-^ cwafty kewn, ->_< Hath ^.^ he ^-^ convewsed with x3 the enyemy, -xDD And undiscover'd come to ;;w;; me again -xDD And UwU given ;;w;; me ÚwÚ nyotice of uWu theiw villainies. -This ^.^ deviw OwO hewe UwU shaww be x3 my uWu substitute; -For :3 that John Mortimer, which nyow >_> is >_< dead, -^w^ In >w< face, uWu in gait, uWu in ;;w;; speech, ^.^ he xDD doth ÚwÚ wesembwe. -^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU shaww >_> pewceive x3 the OwO commons' UwU mind, -How ;;w;; they affect x3 the ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and >_< cwaim of x3 Yowk. -x3 Say ^.^ he be >_< taken, rack'd, ÚwÚ and towtuwed; -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo :33 pain ;;w;; they ^.^ can infwict ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -Will >_< make ^.^ him >_> say UwU I x3 mov'd ^.^ him to UwU those arms. -x3 Say :3 that ^.^ he thwive, >_< as UwU 'tis great ^.^ wike ^.^ he :33 wiww, -Why, xDD then from Iwewand come UwU I with x3 my >_< stwength, -xDD And reap x3 the harvest which :3 that wascaw >_< sow'd; -For Humphrey ^.^ being >_< dead, >_< as ^.^ he UwU shaww be, -xDD And Henwy put >_< apawt, x3 the :3 nyext fow x3 me. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^.^ Buwy St. OwO Edmunds. ^-^ A >_> woom of >w< state - -Entew >w< two ow >w< thwee :33 MUWDEWEWS wunnying uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, -from x3 the murder of ÚwÚ DUKE HUMPHREY - -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. OwO Wun to x3 my Lord of UwU Suffowk; wet ^.^ him ^.^ knyow -We uWu have x3 dispatch'd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, >_< as ^.^ he commanded. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 O :3 that >w< it :3 wewe to :33 do! >_> What uWu have ^.^ we done? -;;w;; Didst OwO evew hear :3 a x3 man UwU so penitent? - -Entew :3 SUFFOWK - -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Nyow, sirs, uWu have xDD you x3 dispatch'd ÚwÚ this ;;w;; thing? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, uWu he's uWu dead. -x3 SUFFOWK. Why, ^w^ that's weww UwU said. ^w^ Go, get xDD you to x3 my ^.^ house; -UwU I xDD wiww wewawd xDD you fow ÚwÚ this >w< ventuwous UwU deed. -uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and aww x3 the peews OwO awe OwO hewe uWu at >w< hand. -:3 Have xDD you laid >w< faiw x3 the bed? Is aww ^.^ things weww, -x3 Accowding >_< as UwU I uWu gave x3 diwections? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU 'Tis, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Away! be ;;w;; gonye. Exeunt :33 MUWDEWEWS - -Sound x3 twumpets. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD QUEEN, -CARDINAL, SOMERSET, with ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Go caww UwU ouw :33 uncwe to UwU ouw x3 pwesence >_< stwaight; -x3 Say ^.^ we intend to >_> twy :33 his Gwace uWu to-day, -;;w;; If ^.^ he be x3 guiwty, >_< as UwU 'tis ;;w;; pubwished. -x3 SUFFOWK. I'll caww ^.^ him pwesentwy, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Wowds, OwO take x3 youw >_> pwaces; x3 and, UwU I pray xDD you all, -ÚwÚ Pwoceed nyo straiter uWu 'gainst UwU ouw :33 uncwe uWu Gwoucestew -Than from true evidence, of ÚwÚ good esteem, ->w< He be >w< appwov'd uWu in pwactice UwU cuwpabwe. -QUEEN. ^w^ God UwU fowbid xDD any malice >_> shouwd :3 pwevaiw -:33 That fauwtwess OwO may >_< condemn :3 a xDD nyobweman! ->_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he OwO may xDD acquit ^.^ him of >w< suspicion! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ Meg; these wowds :3 content ;;w;; me :33 much. - -^.^ We-entew :3 SUFFOWK - -How >_< nyow! Why wook'st xDD thou pale? Why tremblest thou? -Whewe >_> is UwU ouw xDD uncwe? x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, ^w^ Suffowk? -x3 SUFFOWK. Dead uWu in :33 his ^.^ bed, x3 my wowd; uWu Gwoucestew >_> is uWu dead. -QUEEN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God forfend! -CARDINAL. >_> God's secret ;;w;; judgment! UwU I uWu did dweam ^.^ to-nyight -uWu The >w< Duke UwU was UwU dumb ÚwÚ and couwd nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. -;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ swoons] -QUEEN. How fawes x3 my xDD wowd? Hewp, lords! uWu The ^w^ King >_> is uWu dead. -uWu SOMEWSET. Rear x3 up :33 his >w< body; wring ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the nyose. -QUEEN. Run, x3 go, hewp, :33 hewp! x3 O Henry, ^w^ ope ^.^ thinye xDD eyes! -x3 SUFFOWK. >w< He xDD doth :3 wevive again; UwU madam, be uWu patient. ->w< KING. x3 O ^-^ heavenwy uWu God! -QUEEN. How fawes x3 my >_> gwacious xDD wowd? -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Comfowt, x3 my sovereign! Gracious Henry, comfort! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. What, xDD doth x3 my Lord of :33 Suffowk uWu comfowt me? ->_< Came ^.^ he >w< wight nyow to ^.^ sing :3 a raven's :3 nyote, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ dismaw tune >_> beweft x3 my ;;w;; vitaw >w< pow'ws; -xDD And ^w^ thinks ^.^ he :3 that x3 the x3 chiwping of :3 a wwen, -^-^ By :3 cwying uWu comfowt from :3 a OwO howwow UwU bweast, -UwU Can OwO chase OwO away x3 the xDD fiwst ^-^ conceived sound? ->_> Hide nyot >w< thy x3 poison with xDD such >_> sug'wed words; -Way nyot >w< thy ^.^ hands on OwO me; fowbeaw, UwU I say, -^-^ Theiw :33 touch affwights ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a serpent's uWu sting. -^.^ Thou xDD bawefuw ^w^ messengew, x3 out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! ->_> Upon >w< thy x3 eye-bawws murderous uWu tywanny -x3 Sits uWu in gwim ^.^ majesty to :33 fwight x3 the wowwd. -Wook nyot ;;w;; upon uWu me, fow ^.^ thinye eyes OwO awe wounding; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot OwO go :3 away; come, basilisk, -xDD And OwO kiww x3 the innocent >_< gazew with >w< thy sight; -For uWu in x3 the shade of :33 death UwU I UwU shaww find >w< joy- -^w^ In >w< wife >_> but :3 doubwe death,'now :3 Gwoucestew's uWu dead. -QUEEN. Why UwU do xDD you wate x3 my Lord of :33 Suffowk >_< thus? -Awthough x3 the >w< Duke UwU was ;;w;; enyemy to :3 him, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he UwU most Christian-like ^.^ waments :33 his ÚwÚ death; -xDD And fow myself- foe >_< as ^.^ he UwU was to me- -^.^ Might OwO wiquid ^-^ teaws, ow x3 heawt-offending :33 gwoans, -:33 Ow bwood-consuming xDD sighs, ^-^ wecaww :33 his :3 wife, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ bwind with weeping, >w< sick with :33 gwoans, -Wook pawe >_< as pwimwose with xDD bwood-dwinking xDD sighs, -xDD And aww to uWu have x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke alive. ->_> What ^.^ knyow UwU I >w< how x3 the wowwd OwO may >w< deem of me? -For >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> but OwO howwow friends: -^.^ It OwO may be xDD judg'd UwU I UwU made x3 the >w< Duke :3 away; -^w^ So UwU shaww x3 my xDD nyame with ^.^ swandew's >_> tongue be ÚwÚ wounded, -xDD And princes' couwts be :3 fiww'd with x3 my uWu wepwoach. -This get UwU I ^.^ by :33 his death. uWu Ay uWu me, ^w^ unhappy! -;;w;; To be :3 a >_< queen ÚwÚ and cwown'd with xDD infamy! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, woe >_> is ;;w;; me fow :33 Gwoucestew, wwetched ;;w;; man! -QUEEN. ^w^ Be woe fow uWu me, ^.^ mowe wwetched than ^.^ he >w< is. -What, dost xDD thou turn away, ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy ^.^ face? -UwU I ^w^ am nyo woathsome leper- wook on x3 me. -What, awt xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the >_> addew ;;w;; waxen deaf? -^w^ Be OwO poisonyous :3 too, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww >w< thy ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ Queen. -Is aww >w< thy uWu comfowt shut uWu in :3 Gwoucestew's ^.^ tomb? -Why, xDD then x3 Dame Margaret UwU was ^w^ nye'ew >w< thy ^-^ joy. -OwO Ewect :33 his statue ÚwÚ and :33 wowship :33 it, -xDD And >_< make x3 my x3 image >_> but >w< an uWu awehouse sign. -Was UwU I fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyigh ^.^ wweck'd ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 sea, -xDD And twice ^.^ by awkward wind from Engwand's ^.^ bank -Dwuv back again >w< unto x3 my OwO nyative ;;w;; cwime? ->_> What ÚwÚ boded ÚwÚ this >_> but weww-fowewawnying wind -Did xDD seem to >_> say ÚwÚ 'Seek nyot :3 a scorpion's nest, -x3 Nyow uWu set nyo footing on ÚwÚ this :3 unkind showe'? ->_> What uWu did UwU I xDD then >_> but curs'd x3 the ^-^ gentwe gusts, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that loos'd them fowth uWu theiw ^-^ bwazen ^w^ caves; -xDD And bid them ^w^ bwow uWu towawds Engwand's blessed >w< showe, -:33 Ow turn UwU ouw xDD stewn ;;w;; upon :3 a :3 dweadfuw ^.^ wock? -ÚwÚ Yet >_> Aeowus ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a muwdewew, -OwO But left :3 that hateful ^.^ office >w< unto thee. -uWu The pretty-vaulting sea x3 wefus'd to x3 dwown uWu me, -Knyowing :3 that xDD thou wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me >w< dwown'd on >w< showe -With tears >_< as ^-^ sawt >_< as sea ^w^ thwough >w< thy xDD unkindnyess; -uWu The x3 spwitting x3 wocks ÚwÚ cow'w'd uWu in x3 the sinking UwU sands -xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ dash ;;w;; me with uWu theiw ^-^ wagged :33 sides, ->_< Because >w< thy flinty uWu heawt, ^.^ mowe x3 hawd than >w< they, -^.^ Might uWu in >w< thy ^w^ pawace xDD pewish Margaret. -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as UwU I couwd >_< ken >w< thy ^.^ chawky ;;w;; cwiffs, -x3 When from >w< thy >w< showe x3 the UwU tempest xDD beat >_> us back, -UwU I :33 stood ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> hatches uWu in x3 the ^w^ stowm; -xDD And when x3 the ÚwÚ dusky sky began to rob -OwO My eawnyest-gaping ^.^ sight of >w< thy ^w^ wand's ^.^ view, -UwU I >_> took :3 a x3 costwy jewel from x3 my uWu nyeck- -^-^ A >_< heawt >w< it UwU was, bound uWu in with ^w^ diamonds- -xDD And OwO thwew >w< it uWu towawds >w< thy xDD wand. uWu The sea weceiv'd uWu it; -xDD And UwU so UwU I >w< wish'd >w< thy >w< body ^w^ might x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -xDD And even with ÚwÚ this UwU I wost >w< faiw Engwand's ^.^ view, -xDD And bid >_< minye eyes be :33 packing with x3 my uWu heawt, -xDD And ^w^ caww'd them ^w^ bwind ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dusky x3 spectacwes -For losing >_< ken of Albion's wished x3 coast. -How often uWu have UwU I tempted Suffolk's tongue- -uWu The agent of >w< thy fouw ^.^ inconstancy- -;;w;; To sit ÚwÚ and >w< witch uWu me, >_< as xDD Ascanyius uWu did -x3 When ^.^ he to ^-^ madding ^w^ Dido ^.^ wouwd ^w^ unfowd -ÚwÚ His father's acts commenc'd uWu in ^.^ buwnying Twoy! -^w^ Am UwU I nyot ^.^ witch'd ^.^ wike OwO hew? :33 Ow xDD thou nyot UwU fawse ^.^ wike him? -uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I ^.^ can nyo uWu mowe! ^w^ Die, Margaret, -For Henwy ^.^ weeps :3 that xDD thou dost ^w^ wive UwU so wong. - -Noise x3 within. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, >_< SAWISBUWY, -ÚwÚ and UwU many >w< commons - -WARWICK. ^.^ It >_> is wepowted, ^-^ mighty sovereign, -:33 That ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphrey twaitowouswy >_> is ^-^ muwd'wed -^-^ By :33 Suffowk ÚwÚ and x3 the Cardinal Beaufowt's means. -uWu The xDD commons, ^.^ wike >w< an angry x3 hive of ÚwÚ bees -:33 That ^.^ want uWu theiw UwU weadew, scatter x3 up ÚwÚ and down -xDD And :3 cawe nyot who ;;w;; they ÚwÚ sting uWu in :33 his revenge. -xDD Mysewf uWu have xDD cawm'd uWu theiw ^-^ spweenfuw mutiny -Untiw ;;w;; they hear x3 the order of :33 his death. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 That ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ good Wawwick, UwU 'tis ^w^ too true; -OwO But >w< how ^.^ he >w< died ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, nyot >_< Henwy. -Entew :33 his chamber, x3 view :33 his ^w^ bweathwess :33 cowpse, -xDD And ^.^ comment xDD then ;;w;; upon :33 his ^.^ sudden death. -WARWICK. :33 That UwU shaww UwU I UwU do, x3 my OwO wiege. Stay, >_> Sawisbuwy, -With x3 the wude ^.^ muwtitude >w< tiww UwU I wetuwn. uWu Exit -uWu Exit SALISBURY with x3 the >w< commons -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ Thou :3 that >_> judgest aww :3 things, xDD stay x3 my >_< thoughts- -OwO My >_< thoughts :3 that labour to :33 pewsuade x3 my :3 souw -;;w;; Some :3 viowent ^.^ hands :3 wewe laid on xDD Humphwey's wife! -;;w;; If x3 my >_> suspect be :3 fawse, :33 fowgive uWu me, x3 God; -For ^w^ judgment >w< onwy xDD doth OwO bewong to ;;w;; Thee. -Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I OwO go to >_> chafe :33 his ;;w;; pawy lips -With ÚwÚ twenty thousand ^-^ kisses ÚwÚ and to >_< dwain ->_> Upon :33 his OwO face >w< an xDD ocean of ^-^ sawt tears -;;w;; To tell x3 my wuv >w< unto :33 his UwU dumb deaf >w< twunk; -xDD And with x3 my x3 fingews x3 feew :33 his uWu hand un-feeling; -OwO But aww uWu in :33 vain OwO awe these >_> mean obsequies; -xDD And to ;;w;; suwvey :33 his >_< dead ÚwÚ and uWu eawthy ÚwÚ image, ->_> What :3 wewe >w< it >_> but to >_< make x3 my sorrow gweatew? - -^.^ Bed put fowth with x3 the body. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK - -WARWICK. :3 Come hithew, >_> gwacious sovereign, x3 view ÚwÚ this body. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 That >_> is to >_> see >w< how >_> deep x3 my :3 gwave >_> is ÚwÚ made; -For with :33 his :3 souw ^w^ fwed aww x3 my ^-^ wowwdwy xDD sowace, -For, ^-^ seeing :3 him, UwU I >_> see x3 my >w< wife uWu in death. -WARWICK. ;;w;; As x3 suwewy >_< as x3 my :3 souw ^-^ intends to ^w^ wive -With :3 that xDD dwead ^w^ King :3 that >_> took UwU ouw >w< state ;;w;; upon xDD Him -;;w;; To fwee >_> us from :33 his :3 Fathew's wrathful cuwse, -UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :3 that :3 viowent ^.^ hands :3 wewe laid ->_> Upon x3 the >w< wife of ÚwÚ this thrice-famed uWu Duke. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A :3 dweadfuw ;;w;; oath, sworn with :3 a solemn >_< tongue! ->_> What uWu instance ;;w;; gives Lord Wawwick fow :33 his xDD vow? -WARWICK. xDD See >w< how x3 the :3 bwood >_> is ^-^ settwed uWu in :33 his ;;w;; face. -x3 Oft uWu have UwU I :3 seen :3 a timewy-pawted ;;w;; ghost, -Of :33 ashy UwU sembwance, meagwe, pawe, ÚwÚ and >_< bwoodwess, -uWu Being aww >_> descended to x3 the labouring uWu heawt, -UwU Who, uWu in x3 the OwO confwict :3 that >w< it ÚwÚ howds with UwU death, -Attwacts x3 the same fow x3 aidance uWu 'gainst x3 the enyemy, ->_< Which with x3 the >_< heawt there :33 coows, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ wetuwnyeth -;;w;; To bwush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beautify x3 the >_< cheek ;;w;; again. -OwO But see, :33 his OwO face >_> is black ÚwÚ and full of ^-^ bwood; -ÚwÚ His x3 eye-bawws further x3 out than when ^.^ he liv'd, -Stawing full x3 ghastwy ^.^ wike :3 a xDD stwangwed xDD man; -ÚwÚ His >_< haiw upweaw'd, :33 his nyostwiws ;;w;; stwetch'd with stwuggwing; -ÚwÚ His ^.^ hands ^.^ abwoad ;;w;; dispway'd, >_< as one :3 that >w< gwasp'd -xDD And tugg'd fow :3 wife, ÚwÚ and UwU was ^.^ by ÚwÚ stwength ^-^ subdu'd. -x3 Wook, on x3 the x3 sheets :33 his hair, xDD you see, >_> is xDD sticking; -ÚwÚ His weww-pwopowtion'd ^w^ beawd UwU made OwO wough ÚwÚ and >_> wugged, -Wike to x3 the :33 summew's corn ^.^ by UwU tempest lodged. -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but ^.^ he UwU was ^-^ muwd'wed xDD hewe: -uWu The least of aww these signs :3 wewe probable. -x3 SUFFOWK. Why, Wawwick, who >_> shouwd UwU do x3 the >w< Duke to UwU death? -xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and Beaufort xDD had ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ pwotection; -xDD And :33 we, UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, OwO awe nyo muwdewews. -WARWICK. OwO But both of xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ vow'd >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's ^.^ foes; -xDD And UwU you, xDD fowsooth, xDD had x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke to keep. -'Tis ^.^ wike xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> feast ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a fwiend; -xDD And UwU 'tis weww :3 seen ^.^ he >_> found >w< an enemy. -QUEEN. UwU Then UwU you, >w< bewike, >_> suspect these noblemen -;;w;; As guiwty of >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's timewess death. -WARWICK. Who ÚwÚ finds x3 the >_> heifew >_< dead ÚwÚ and xDD bweeding OwO fwesh, -xDD And sees ÚwÚ fast ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; butchew with >w< an axe, -OwO But xDD wiww >_> suspect uWu 'twas ^.^ he :3 that UwU made x3 the swaughtew? -Who ÚwÚ finds x3 the partridge uWu in x3 the puttock's nyest -OwO But OwO may imagine >w< how x3 the biwd UwU was >_< dead, -Awthough x3 the ^w^ kite UwU soaw with UwU unbwoodied beak? -Even UwU so >w< suspicious >_> is ÚwÚ this ^.^ twagedy. -QUEEN. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 the uWu butchew, ^w^ Suffowk? :3 Whewe's x3 youw knife? -Is Beaufort tewm'd :3 a kite? Whewe OwO awe :33 his xDD tawons? -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I ^-^ weaw nyo knyife to >_> swaughtew x3 sweeping ÚwÚ men; -OwO But hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ vengefuw uWu swowd, wusted with uWu ease, -:33 That UwU shaww be scouwed uWu in :33 his >_< wancowous >_< heawt -:33 That UwU swandews ;;w;; me with x3 muwdew's >_< cwimson ^.^ badge. -x3 Say >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, OwO pwoud Lord of :33 Wawwickshiwe, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am uWu fauwty uWu in >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's death. -Exeunt CARDINAL, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews -WARWICK. >_> What x3 dawes nyot Wawwick, >_> if UwU fawse :33 Suffowk dawe him? -QUEEN. >w< He x3 dawes nyot ÚwÚ cawm :33 his >_> contumewious ^-^ spiwit, -x3 Nyow xDD cease to be >w< an awwogant contwowwew, -;;w;; Though :33 Suffowk dawe ^.^ him ÚwÚ twenty thousand times. -WARWICK. uWu Madam, be stiww- with ^w^ wevewence OwO may UwU I say; -For every ;;w;; wowd xDD you speak uWu in :33 his behawf -Is ^-^ swandew to x3 youw royal UwU dignyity. -x3 SUFFOWK. Bwunt-witted uWu wowd, ignoble uWu in ÚwÚ demeanyouw, -;;w;; If OwO evew uWu wady wrong'd her ;;w;; wowd UwU so ÚwÚ much, -x3 Thy mothew >_> took x3 into her :33 bwamefuw x3 bed -;;w;; Some xDD stewn UwU untutow'd UwU chuww, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe stock -Was >_> gwaft with crab-tree xDD swip, x3 whose ^w^ fwuit xDD thou awt, -xDD And >_< nyevew of x3 the UwU Nyeviws' x3 nyobwe uWu wace. -WARWICK. OwO But :3 that x3 the guilt of murder :3 buckwews ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And UwU I >_> shouwd rob x3 the >w< deathsman of :33 his >_< fee, -;;w;; Quitting uWu thee theweby of ;;w;; ten thousand >_< shames, -xDD And :3 that x3 my ^.^ suvweign's x3 pwesence x3 makes ;;w;; me OwO miwd, -UwU I :3 wouwd, UwU fawse OwO muwd'wous xDD cowawd, on >w< thy knyee -^-^ Make uWu thee ÚwÚ beg UwU pawdon fow >w< thy x3 passed ÚwÚ speech -xDD And >_> say >w< it UwU was >w< thy mothew :3 that xDD thou meant'st, -:33 That xDD thou >w< thysewf UwU was bown uWu in :33 bastawdy; -^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew aww ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw UwU homage :33 donye, -Give uWu thee >w< thy uWu hiwe ÚwÚ and >_> send >w< thy :3 souw to >_> heww, -Pernicious blood-sucker of x3 sweeping ^.^ men. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Thou shalt be UwU waking OwO whiwe UwU I x3 shed >w< thy bwood, -;;w;; If from ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence xDD thou ^w^ daw'st OwO go with x3 me. -WARWICK. UwU Away even now, ow UwU I xDD wiww drag uWu thee x3 hence. ->_> Unwowthy ^w^ though xDD thou awt, I'll cope with ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And UwU do x3 some OwO sewvice to >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's ghost. -Exeunt :3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What stronger breastplate than :3 a >_< heawt UwU untainted? -uWu Thwice >_> is ^.^ he awm'd :3 that hath :33 his ^-^ quawwew x3 just; -xDD And ^.^ he >_> but nyaked, ^w^ though :3 wock'd x3 up uWu in >w< steew, ->_< Whose >_> conscience with injustice >_> is cowwupted. -:3 [A noise ;;w;; within] -QUEEN. >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? - -^.^ We-entew :3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK, with uWu theiw >_< weapons drawn - ->w< KING. Why, >w< how now, wowds, x3 youw wrathful >_< weapons drawn -:3 Hewe uWu in UwU ouw pwesence! Dare xDD you be UwU so bowd? -Why, >_> what :33 tumuwtuous ^-^ cwamouw uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu The trait'rous Wawwick, with x3 the ;;w;; men of Bury, -Set aww ;;w;; upon uWu me, ^-^ mighty OwO suvweign. - -^.^ We-entew SALISBURY - -SAWISBUWY. :33 [To x3 the Commons ;;w;; within] uWu Siws, stand >_< apawt, x3 the ^w^ King -UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 mind. -;;w;; Dwead uWu wowd, x3 the >w< commons >_> send xDD you ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by ;;w;; me -OwO Unwess Lord :33 Suffowk ^w^ stwaight be donye to UwU death, -:33 Ow banished >w< faiw Engwand's ^-^ tewwitowies, -^-^ They xDD wiww ^.^ by x3 viowence teaw ^.^ him from x3 youw ^w^ pawace -xDD And towtuwe ^.^ him with ;;w;; gwievous x3 wing'wing death. -^-^ They >_> say ^.^ by ^.^ him x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke Humphrey died; -^-^ They >_> say uWu in ^.^ him ;;w;; they feaw x3 youw Highness' ÚwÚ death; -xDD And mere >w< instinct of wuv ÚwÚ and OwO woyawty, -Fwee from :3 a ^-^ stubbown opposite intent, -;;w;; As ^.^ being xDD thought to contwadict x3 youw x3 wiking, -:3 Makes them OwO thus forward uWu in :33 his >_> banyishment. -^-^ They say, uWu in :3 cawe of x3 youw UwU most royal pewson, -:33 That >_> if x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> shouwd intend to :33 sweep -xDD And :3 chawge :3 that nyo x3 man >_> shouwd ^.^ distuwb x3 youw ^-^ west, -^w^ In :33 pain of x3 youw :33 diswike ow :33 pain of UwU death, -Yet, :3 nyotwithstanding xDD such :3 a stwait ^.^ edict, -^.^ Wewe there :3 a serpent :3 seen with forked >_> tongue -:33 That slily OwO gwided uWu towawds x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -^.^ It :3 wewe >_> but ^.^ nyecessawy xDD you :3 wewe wak'd, -Lest, ^.^ being ^w^ suffew'd uWu in :3 that ;;w;; hawmfuw >_> swumbew, -uWu The >w< mowtaw :33 wowm ^w^ might >_< make x3 the :33 sweep ^-^ etewnyaw. -xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU do ;;w;; they ^-^ cwy, ^w^ though xDD you OwO fowbid, -:33 That ;;w;; they xDD wiww xDD guawd UwU you, whe'er xDD you xDD wiww ow no, -Fwom xDD such UwU feww ;;w;; sewpents >_< as UwU fawse :33 Suffowk is; -With x3 whose envenyomed ÚwÚ and uWu fataw ÚwÚ sting -uWu Youw >w< woving uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ twenty times :33 his ^.^ wowth, -^-^ They say, >_> is ÚwÚ shamefuwwy >_> beweft of life. -:33 COMMONS. :33 [Within] ^-^ An answew from x3 the OwO King, x3 my Lord of ^-^ Sawisbuwy! -x3 SUFFOWK. 'Tis ^.^ wike x3 the xDD commons, wude :3 unpowish'd xDD hinds, -Could >_> send xDD such ^-^ message to uWu theiw sovereign; -OwO But UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 wewe uWu gwad to be >w< empwoy'd, -;;w;; To x3 show >w< how ^w^ quaint >w< an orator xDD you x3 awe. -OwO But aww x3 the honour uWu Sawisbuwy hath ^.^ won -Is :3 that ^.^ he UwU was x3 the ;;w;; wowd ambassador -:3 Sent from :3 a ;;w;; sowt of ^-^ tinkews to x3 the ;;w;; King. -:33 COMMONS. :33 [Within] ^-^ An answew from x3 the OwO King, ow ^.^ we xDD wiww aww bweak :3 in! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Go, >_> Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and tell them aww from ;;w;; me -UwU I >_> thank them fow uWu theiw xDD tendew >w< woving ;;w;; cawe; -xDD And xDD had UwU I nyot :33 been cited UwU so ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu did UwU I OwO puwpose >_< as ;;w;; they UwU do >_< entweat; -For >_< suwe x3 my >_< thoughts UwU do hourly >w< pwophesy -^-^ Mischance >w< unto x3 my >w< state ^.^ by Suffolk's means. -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^.^ by ÚwÚ His ;;w;; Majesty UwU I x3 sweaw, ->_< Whose uWu faw >_< unwowthy OwO deputy UwU I am, ->w< He UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; bweathe :3 infection uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ aiw -OwO But >w< thwee OwO days wongew, on x3 the :33 pain of death. -uWu Exit SALISBURY -QUEEN. x3 O Henry, wet ;;w;; me pwead fow ^-^ gentwe Suffowk! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Ungentwe :3 Queen, to caww ^.^ him ^-^ gentwe Suffowk! -No >_> mowe, UwU I say; >_> if xDD thou dost pwead fow :3 him, -^.^ Thou wiwt >_> but >_< add incwease >w< unto x3 my wrath. -xDD Had UwU I >_> but said, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 kept x3 my wowd; -OwO But when UwU I x3 sweaw, >w< it >_> is irrevocable. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew >w< thwee >_> days' xDD space xDD thou OwO hewe ÚwÚ be'st >_> found -On xDD any x3 gwound :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ruler :33 of, -uWu The wowwd UwU shaww nyot be wansom fow >w< thy life. -^.^ Come, Wawwick, come, ÚwÚ good Wawwick, OwO go with OwO me; -UwU I uWu have great uWu mattews to OwO impawt to thee. -Exeunt aww >_> but >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK -QUEEN. ^-^ Mischance ÚwÚ and sorrow OwO go :3 awong with you! ->w< Heawt's ;;w;; discontent ÚwÚ and :3 souw >_> affwiction -^w^ Be >_< pwayfewwows to >_< keep xDD you ;;w;; company! ->_> Thewe's >w< two of uWu you; x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< make :3 a OwO thiwd, -xDD And >_> thweefowd UwU vengeance tend ;;w;; upon x3 youw :3 steps! -x3 SUFFOWK. Cease, ^-^ gentwe :3 Queen, these execwations, -xDD And wet >w< thy :33 Suffowk OwO take :33 his x3 heavy >_< weave. -QUEEN. OwO Fie, x3 cowawd OwO woman ÚwÚ and OwO soft-heawted :3 wwetch, -x3 Has xDD thou nyot ^w^ spiwit to UwU cuwse ^.^ thinye enyemy? -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon >w< them! ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I UwU cuwse them? -Wouwd cuwses OwO kiww >_< as xDD doth x3 the uWu mandwake's gwoan, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd invent >_< as UwU bittew searching ^w^ tewms, -;;w;; As >_< cuwst, >_< as harsh, ÚwÚ and howwibwe to heaw, ->_> Dewivew'd >_< stwongwy ^w^ thwough x3 my xDD fixed teeth, -With full >_< as UwU many signs of deadwy hate, -;;w;; As lean-fac'd Envy uWu in her woathsome ^.^ cave. -OwO My >_> tongue >_> shouwd stumble uWu in >_< minye xDD eawnyest wowds, -Mine eyes >_> shouwd uWu spawkwe ^.^ wike x3 the beaten xDD fwint, -Mine >_< haiw be fix'd >w< an ^w^ end, >_< as one distract; -Ay, every UwU joint >_> shouwd xDD seem to UwU cuwse ÚwÚ and x3 ban; -xDD And even nyow x3 my ^w^ buwden'd >_< heawt ^.^ wouwd break, -Should UwU I nyot UwU cuwse OwO them. uWu Poison be uWu theiw drink! ->_> Gaww, xDD wowse than x3 gaww, x3 the OwO daintiest :3 that ;;w;; they xDD taste! -^-^ Theiw ^w^ sweetest shade :3 a ;;w;; gwuv of cypwess >w< twees! -^-^ Theiw ^.^ chiefest pwospect uWu muwd'wing OwO basiwisks! -^-^ Theiw x3 softest :33 touch >_< as ^-^ smawt >_< as wizawds' OwO stings! -^-^ Theiw uWu music frightful >_< as x3 the serpent's ÚwÚ hiss, -xDD And UwU boding screech-owls >_< make x3 the consort x3 fuww! -aww x3 the fouw terrors uWu in UwU dawk-seated >_< heww- -QUEEN. ;;w;; Enyough, x3 sweet ^.^ Suffowk, xDD thou towment'st xDD thysewf; -xDD And these xDD dwead curses, ^.^ wike x3 the sun uWu 'gainst gwass, -:33 Ow ^.^ wike >w< an x3 uvwchawged ^.^ gun, UwU wecoiw, -xDD And tuwns x3 the force of them ;;w;; upon thysewf. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_> You ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me ;;w;; ban, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD you bid ;;w;; me weave? ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the x3 gwound :3 that UwU I ^w^ am banyish'd >_> fwom, -Weww couwd UwU I UwU cuwse OwO away :3 a winter's night, -;;w;; Though >_< standing nyaked on :3 a OwO mountain ;;w;; top -Whewe OwO biting UwU cowd ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew wet gwass xDD gwow, -xDD And think >w< it >_> but :3 a minyute xDD spent uWu in ;;w;; spowt. -QUEEN. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me entweat uWu thee >w< cease! Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, -:33 That UwU I OwO may :33 dew >w< it with x3 my ^-^ mouwnfuw teaws; -x3 Nyow wet x3 the xDD wain of heaven wet ÚwÚ this :33 pwace -;;w;; To >_< wash OwO away x3 my ^.^ woefuw UwU monyuments. ->_< O, couwd ÚwÚ this :3 kiss be UwU pwinted uWu in >w< thy uWu hand, -:33 That xDD thou might'st think ;;w;; upon these ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ seaw, -^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ whom :3 a thousand :3 sighs OwO awe >w< bweath'd fow uWu thee! -So, get uWu thee >w< gonye, :3 that UwU I OwO may ^.^ knyow x3 my gwief; -'Tis >_> but ÚwÚ suwmis'd whiwes xDD thou awt >_< standing UwU by, -;;w;; As one :3 that surfeits uWu thinking on :3 a :33 want. -UwU I xDD wiww repeal uWu thee or, be weww UwU assuw'd, ->_< Adventuwe to be banished >_< mysewf; -xDD And banished UwU I am, >_> if >_> but from thee. -^w^ Go, speak nyot to OwO me; even nyow be ;;w;; gonye. ->_< O, OwO go nyot UwU yet! Even OwO thus >w< two ^w^ fwiends condemn'd ->_> Embwace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss, ÚwÚ and OwO take ;;w;; ten thousand OwO weaves, -:33 Woathew :3 a :3 hundwed times to ÚwÚ pawt than die. -ÚwÚ Yet now, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >_< faweweww >w< wife with uWu thee! -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thus >_> is poor :33 Suffowk ;;w;; ten times :33 banyished, -Once ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >w< thwee times thrice ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, -'Tis nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wand UwU I :3 cawe for, OwO wewt xDD thou >w< thence; -^-^ A wiwdewnyess >_> is uWu popuwous UwU enyough, -^w^ So :33 Suffowk xDD had >w< thy ^-^ heavenwy company; -For :3 whewe xDD thou awt, there >_> is x3 the wowwd itself, -With every sevewaw :3 pweasuwe uWu in x3 the wowwd; -xDD And :3 whewe xDD thou awt >_> nyot, desolation. -UwU I ^.^ can nyo uWu mowe: Wive xDD thou to joy >w< thy :33 wife; -xDD Mysewf nyo joy uWu in >_< nyought >_> but :3 that xDD thou >w< wiv'st. - -Entew :33 VAUX - -QUEEN. x3 Whithew xDD goes uWu Vaux UwU so fast? >_> What news, UwU I :33 pwithee? -UwU VAUX. ;;w;; To :33 signyify >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -:33 That Cardinal Beaufort >_> is uWu at :33 point of ÚwÚ death; -For ;;w;; suddenwy :3 a ;;w;; gwievous sicknyess >_> took ^.^ him -:33 That x3 makes ^.^ him :3 gasp, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stawe, ÚwÚ and catch x3 the air, -x3 Bwaspheming :33 God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cuwsing ;;w;; men on ;;w;; eawth. -:3 Sometime ^.^ he talks >_< as >_> if >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's xDD ghost -^.^ Wewe ^.^ by :33 his x3 side; ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws x3 the ^w^ King -xDD And :3 whispews to :33 his ;;w;; piwwow, >_< as to :3 him, -uWu The ^w^ secwets of :33 his x3 uvwchawged ^.^ souw; -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am sent to tell :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -:33 That even nyow ^.^ he x3 cwies >_< awoud fow ^.^ him. -QUEEN. Go tell ÚwÚ this x3 heavy ^-^ message to x3 the ;;w;; King. uWu Exit :33 VAUX -uWu Ay me! >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowwd! >_> What nyews OwO awe UwU these! -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU gwieve UwU I uWu at >w< an hour's poor woss, -Omitting Suffolk's >w< exiwe, x3 my x3 souw's ^w^ tweasuwe? -Why >_> onwy, ^.^ Suffowk, mouwn UwU I nyot fow ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And with x3 the >w< southewn :33 cwouds xDD contend uWu in UwU teaws- -Theirs fow x3 the :33 eawth's UwU incwease, >_< minye fow x3 my ^-^ sowwows? -Now get uWu thee >_> hence: x3 the OwO King, xDD thou >_> knyow'st, >_> is >w< coming; -;;w;; If xDD thou be >_> found ^.^ by OwO me; xDD thou awt >_> but uWu dead. -x3 SUFFOWK. ;;w;; If UwU I ÚwÚ depawt from uWu thee UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wive; -xDD And uWu in >w< thy ^.^ sight to >_> die, >_> what :3 wewe >w< it >_> ewse -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a >_> pweasant >_> swumbew uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; wap? -:3 Hewe couwd UwU I ;;w;; bweathe x3 my :3 souw x3 into x3 the air, -;;w;; As >_< miwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe >_< as x3 the cradle-babe -Dying with ;;w;; mothew's uWu dug ^-^ between OwO its lips; -UwU Whewe, from >w< thy UwU sight, UwU I >_> shouwd be waging ^-^ mad -xDD And cwy x3 out fow uWu thee to ^-^ cwose x3 up >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; To uWu have uWu thee with >w< thy lips to ÚwÚ stop x3 my x3 mouth; -^w^ So shouwdst xDD thou xDD eithew turn x3 my uWu fwying x3 souw, -:33 Ow UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; bweathe >w< it UwU so x3 into >w< thy ;;w;; body, -xDD And xDD then >w< it liv'd uWu in x3 sweet ÚwÚ Ewysium. -;;w;; To ^-^ die ^.^ by uWu thee :3 wewe >_> but to ^-^ die uWu in OwO jest: -Fwom uWu thee to ^-^ die :3 wewe towtuwe ^.^ mowe than death. ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me ;;w;; stay, befaww >_> what OwO may ;;w;; befaww! -QUEEN. >_> Away! ;;w;; Though >w< pawting be :3 a fwetfuw >w< cowwosive, -^.^ It >_> is ^-^ appwied to :3 a ^.^ deathfuw wound. -;;w;; To >_< Fwance, x3 sweet :33 Suffowk. Let ;;w;; me hear from ÚwÚ thee; -For >_> wheweso'ew xDD thou awt uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO wowwd's globe -I'll uWu have >w< an x3 Iwis :3 that UwU shaww find uWu thee OwO out. -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I ÚwÚ go. -QUEEN. xDD And OwO take x3 my >_< heawt with thee. x3 [She ^-^ kisses >w< him] -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ A ;;w;; jewew, :3 wock'd x3 into x3 the ^-^ woefuww'st :3 cask -:33 That OwO evew uWu did ^.^ contain :3 a ^.^ thing of uWu wowth. -Even >_< as :3 a xDD spwitted bawk, UwU so OwO sundew >_< we: -This uWu way faww UwU I to death. -QUEEN. This uWu way fow x3 me. Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OwO Wondon. x3 CAWDINyAW BEAUFOWT'S x3 bedchambew - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WAWWICK, to x3 the x3 CAWDINyAW uWu in x3 bed - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How fawes x3 my xDD wowd? ÚwÚ Speak, OwO Beaufowt, to >w< thy OwO suvweign. -CARDINAL. ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st >_> Death I'll UwU give uWu thee Engwand's treasure, -Enyough to puwchase xDD such anyothew island, -^w^ So xDD thou wiwt wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and x3 feew nyo OwO pain. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a xDD sign >w< it >_> is of eviw >w< wife -Whewe ^w^ death's appwoach >_> is :3 seen UwU so terrible! -WARWICK. OwO Beaufowt, >w< it >_> is >w< thy suvweign xDD speaks to thee. -CARDINAL. Bring ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 my uWu twiaw when xDD you :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ Died ^.^ he nyot uWu in :33 his bed? Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he die? -UwU Can UwU I >_< make ;;w;; men x3 wive, whe'er ;;w;; they xDD wiww ow no? ->_< O, towtuwe ;;w;; me nyo uWu mowe! UwU I xDD wiww confess. -ÚwÚ Awive ^w^ again? UwU Then x3 show ;;w;; me :3 whewe ^.^ he is; -I'll UwU give :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound to wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. ->w< He hath nyo ^w^ eyes, x3 the x3 dust hath :33 bwinded OwO them. -^w^ Comb down :33 his ^-^ haiw; look, look! >w< it >w< stands upright, -Wike ÚwÚ wime-twigs uWu set to catch x3 my >_> winged souw! -Give ;;w;; me x3 some ;;w;; dwink; ÚwÚ and bid x3 the :3 apothecawy -Bring x3 the >w< stwong x3 poison :3 that UwU I xDD bought of ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ Thou xDD etewnyaw :33 Muvw of x3 the >w< heavens, -Wook with :3 a ^-^ gentwe ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this OwO wwetch! ->_< O, xDD beat OwO away x3 the >w< busy meddling >_< fiend -:33 That ways >w< stwong ^-^ siege >w< unto ÚwÚ this wwetch's x3 souw, -xDD And from :33 his ^w^ bosom OwO puwge ÚwÚ this black UwU despaiw! -WARWICK. xDD See >w< how x3 the x3 pangs of :33 death UwU do >_< make ^.^ him >w< gwin -SAWISBUWY. Disturb ^.^ him >_> nyot, wet ^.^ him pass xDD peaceabwy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Peace to :33 his x3 souw, >_> if >_> God's ÚwÚ good :3 pweasuwe OwO be! -Lord Card'nal, >_> if xDD thou think'st on heaven's bliss, -:33 Howd x3 up >w< thy uWu hand, >_< make OwO signyaw of >w< thy ^-^ hope. ->w< He dies, ÚwÚ and x3 makes nyo ;;w;; sign: x3 O :33 God, :33 fowgive x3 him! -WARWICK. ^w^ So :33 bad :3 a :33 death ÚwÚ awgues :3 a monstwous life. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Fowbeaw to ^w^ judge, fow ^.^ we OwO awe sinners all. -:33 Cwose x3 up :33 his ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain close; -xDD And wet >_> us aww to meditation. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The :3 coast of Kent - -;;w;; Awawum. Fight uWu at :33 sea. Ordnance xDD goes off. Entew :3 a WIEUTENyANT, -:3 a ^w^ SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU MATE, ÚwÚ and WALTER >w< WHITMOWE, with ^.^ saiwows; -:3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and othew UwU GENTWEMEN, >_< as OwO pwisonyews - -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. uWu The gaudy, bwabbing, ÚwÚ and wemowsefuw day -Is x3 cwept x3 into x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the sea; -xDD And nyow ^-^ woud-howwing wolves arouse x3 the x3 jades -:33 That drag x3 the tragic ^-^ mewanchowy ^w^ nyight; -Who with uWu theiw drowsy, swow, ÚwÚ and OwO fwagging x3 wings -Clip >_< dead men's >w< gwaves, ÚwÚ and from uWu theiw ^w^ misty ^w^ jaws -Bweathe fouw ^-^ contagious >w< dawknyess uWu in x3 the air. -Therefore ;;w;; bwing fowth x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of UwU ouw prize; -For, whiwst UwU ouw xDD pinnyace anchors uWu in x3 the OwO Downs, -:3 Hewe UwU shaww ;;w;; they >_< make uWu theiw wansom on x3 the sand, -:33 Ow with uWu theiw :3 bwood stain ÚwÚ this ^-^ discowouwed ;;w;; showe. -^-^ Mastew, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwisonyew freely UwU give UwU I ÚwÚ thee; -xDD And xDD thou :3 that awt :33 his ^-^ mate >_< make ^w^ boot of >_< this; -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, Wawtew Whitmore, >_> is >w< thy uWu shawe. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> What >_> is x3 my ransom, ^.^ mastew, wet ;;w;; me xDD knyow? ->_< MASTEW. ^-^ A thousand :33 cwowns, ow >_> ewse uWu way down x3 youw >_> head. -ÚwÚ MATE. xDD And UwU so much UwU shaww xDD you give, ow x3 off xDD goes x3 youws. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. What, think xDD you much to x3 pay >w< two thousand :33 cwowns, -xDD And UwU beaw x3 the xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ^.^ powt of :33 gentwemen? -Cut both x3 the :33 viwwains' throats- fow ^-^ die xDD you :3 shaww; -uWu The ;;w;; wives of UwU those which ^.^ we uWu have wost uWu in >w< fight -^w^ Be countewpois'd with xDD such :3 a petty sum! -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. I'll UwU give :33 it, :33 siw: ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^-^ spawe x3 my life. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww I, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite ^.^ home fow >w< it stwaight. -WHITMORE. UwU I wost >_< minye ^w^ eye uWu in >w< waying x3 the >w< pwize ;;w;; aboawd, -:33 [To SUFFOLK] xDD And OwO thewefowe, to xDD wevenge :33 it, shalt xDD thou :3 die; -xDD And UwU so >_> shouwd OwO these, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 my :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ^w^ Be nyot UwU so wash; OwO take ransom, wet ^.^ him wive. -x3 SUFFOWK. Wook on x3 my ;;w;; Geowge, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman: ->_< Wate ;;w;; me uWu at >_> what xDD thou wiwt, xDD thou shalt be paid. -WHITMORE. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I: x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Wawtew Whitmowe. -How >_< nyow! Why ÚwÚ stawt'st thou? What, xDD doth :33 death :33 affwight? -x3 SUFFOWK. x3 Thy xDD nyame affwights uWu me, uWu in x3 whose >_> sound >_> is death. -^-^ A x3 cunnying x3 man uWu did :33 cawcuwate x3 my birth -xDD And told ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ by UwU watew UwU I >_> shouwd :3 die; -ÚwÚ Yet wet nyot ÚwÚ this >_< make uWu thee be ^.^ bwoody-minded; -x3 Thy xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ Guawtiew, ^.^ being rightly ÚwÚ sounded. -WHITMORE. ÚwÚ Guawtiew ow :3 Wawtew, which >w< it >_> is UwU I :3 cawe not: -xDD Nyevew yet uWu did UwU base x3 dishonyouw blur UwU ouw xDD nyame -OwO But with UwU ouw xDD swowd ^.^ we wip'd OwO away x3 the bwot; ->_< Thewefowe, when ^.^ mewchant-wike UwU I ;;w;; seww UwU wevenge, -x3 Bwoke be x3 my uWu swowd, x3 my :3 awms :33 town ÚwÚ and ^w^ defac'd, -xDD And UwU I proclaim'd :3 a x3 cowawd ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd. -x3 SUFFOWK. Stay, Whitmore, fow >w< thy ÚwÚ pwisonyew >_> is :3 a >_< pwince, -uWu The >w< Duke of ^.^ Suffowk, ;;w;; Wiwwiam UwU de UwU wa ^w^ Powe. -WHITMORE. uWu The >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk muffled x3 up uWu in rags? -x3 SUFFOWK. Ay, >_> but these rags OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the Duke: -Juv ÚwÚ sometime OwO went :3 disguis'd, ÚwÚ and >w< why nyot >_< I? -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. OwO But Juv UwU was >_< nyevew x3 swain, >_< as xDD thou shalt >w< be. -x3 SUFFOWK. Obscure ÚwÚ and ^-^ wowwy x3 swain, ^w^ King >_> Henwy's bwood, -uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe :3 bwood of Lancaster, -:3 Must nyot be x3 shed ^.^ by xDD such :3 a jaded groom. -Hast xDD thou nyot >w< kiss'd >w< thy uWu hand ÚwÚ and hewd x3 my >w< stiwwup, -uWu Baweheaded pwodded ^.^ by x3 my foot-cloth ;;w;; muwe, -xDD And xDD thought uWu thee ^w^ happy when UwU I >_> shook x3 my head? -How often x3 hast xDD thou :33 waited uWu at x3 my cup, -UwU Fed from x3 my :3 twenchew, knyeew'd down uWu at x3 the board, -x3 When UwU I uWu have feasted with xDD Queen ^-^ Mawgawet? -ÚwÚ Wemembew :33 it, ÚwÚ and wet >w< it >_< make uWu thee ^.^ cwestfaww'n, -Ay, ÚwÚ and allay OwO thus >w< thy OwO abowtive pride, -How uWu in UwU ouw voiding-wobby x3 hast xDD thou :33 stood -xDD And :33 duwy :33 waited fow x3 my xDD coming forth. -This uWu hand of >_< minye hath ^-^ wwit uWu in >w< thy UwU behawf, -xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU shaww >w< it >_> chawm >w< thy riotous :33 tongue. -WHITMORE. ÚwÚ Speak, xDD Captain, UwU shaww UwU I x3 stab x3 the ^.^ fowwown swain? -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. First wet x3 my wowds x3 stab :3 him, >_< as ^.^ he hath x3 me. -x3 SUFFOWK. >w< Base :33 swave, >w< thy wowds OwO awe bwunt, ÚwÚ and UwU so awt thou. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ^.^ Convey ^.^ him hence, ÚwÚ and on UwU ouw longboat's x3 side -OwO Stwike x3 off :33 his >_> head. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st >_> nyot, fow >w< thy own. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. >_< Poowe! -x3 SUFFOWK. Poowe? -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. Ay, kennyew, puddle, >_< sink, x3 whose fiwth ÚwÚ and OwO diwt -Twoubwes x3 the :33 siwvew ^-^ spwing :3 whewe England OwO dwinks; -Now xDD wiww UwU I :3 dam x3 up ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^w^ yawnying xDD mouth -For swallowing x3 the treasure of x3 the weawm. -x3 Thy :3 wips, :3 that >w< kiss'd x3 the :3 Queen, UwU shaww :33 sweep x3 the ^.^ gwound; -xDD And xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; smiw'dst uWu at ÚwÚ good >w< Duke xDD Humphwey's :33 death -^w^ Against x3 the senseless >_< winds shalt >w< gwin uWu in vain, -Who uWu in x3 contempt UwU shaww xDD hiss uWu at uWu thee again; -xDD And >w< wedded be xDD thou to x3 the ^-^ hags of heww -For daring to affy :3 a ^-^ mighty ;;w;; wowd -uWu Unto x3 the daughter of :3 a :33 wowthwess OwO king, ->_> Having :3 nyeithew uWu subject, ^.^ weawth, nor ÚwÚ diadem. -^-^ By deviwish UwU powicy awt xDD thou grown ^.^ gweat, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 ambitious OwO Sywwa, overgorg'd -With ^-^ gobbets of >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's xDD bweeding ;;w;; heawt. -^-^ By uWu thee Anjou ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mainye :3 wewe sold to Fwance; -uWu The UwU fawse uWu wevowting Normans thorough uWu thee -:3 Disdain to caww >_> us wowd; ÚwÚ and :33 Picawdy ->_< Hath :3 swain uWu theiw >w< guvwnyows, suwpwis'd UwU ouw >_> fowts, -xDD And sent x3 the ^-^ wagged ^-^ sowdiews wounded >_> home. -uWu The princely Wawwick, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ Nyeviws all, ->_< Whose :3 dweadfuw :33 swowds :3 wewe >_< nyevew drawn uWu in vain, -;;w;; As >w< hating ÚwÚ thee, OwO awe ;;w;; wising x3 up uWu in arms; -xDD And nyow x3 the ;;w;; house of York- thwust from x3 the >_< cwown -^-^ By >_> shamefuw murder of :3 a ;;w;; guiwtwess x3 king -xDD And wofty OwO pwoud encwoaching ^-^ tywanny- -Burns with revenging ^w^ fiwe, x3 whose hopeful cowouws -ÚwÚ Advance UwU ouw >_> hawf-fac'd sun, :33 stwiving to shinye, -;;w;; Undew x3 the which >_> is ^-^ wwit >_> 'Invitis >_< nyubibus.' -uWu The >w< commons OwO hewe uWu in Kent OwO awe x3 up uWu in arms; -xDD And to ^w^ concwude, x3 wepwoach ÚwÚ and :33 beggawy -Is x3 cwept x3 into x3 the ^w^ pawace of UwU ouw OwO King, -xDD And aww ^.^ by thee. >_> Away! :33 convey ^.^ him x3 hence. -x3 SUFFOWK. x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ god, to >w< shoot fowth >_> thundew ->_> Upon these x3 pawtwy, uWu sewviwe, abject dwudges! ->w< Smaww ^.^ things >_< make UwU base ;;w;; men xDD pwoud: ÚwÚ this viwwain UwU hewe, -uWu Being UwU captain of :3 a uWu pinnyace, threatens ^.^ mowe -Than Bargulus, x3 the >w< stwong :33 Iwwywian xDD piwate. -Drones uWu suck nyot uWu eagwes' :3 bwood >_> but rob xDD beehives. -^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ die -^-^ By xDD such :3 a ^-^ wowwy ^.^ vassaw >_< as thysewf. -x3 Thy wowds move xDD wage ÚwÚ and nyot ^-^ wemowse uWu in x3 me. -UwU I OwO go of ^-^ message from x3 the xDD Queen to Fwance: -UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee >w< waft ;;w;; me >w< safewy OwO cwoss x3 the Channyew. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. :33 Wawtew- -WHITMORE. ^.^ Come, ^.^ Suffowk, UwU I ^w^ must >w< waft uWu thee to >w< thy death. -x3 SUFFOWK. Gewidus xDD timow ^-^ occupat >_> awtus: >w< it >_> is uWu thee UwU I ;;w;; feaw. -WHITMORE. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have cause to feaw >w< befowe UwU I OwO weave thee. -What, OwO awe OwO ye >w< daunted ^.^ nyow? Now xDD wiww OwO ye stoop? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, entweat :3 him, speak ^.^ him >_< faiw. -x3 SUFFOWK. Suffolk's ÚwÚ impewiaw >_> tongue >_> is UwU stem ÚwÚ and wough, -xDD Us'd to >_> command, untaught to pwead fow UwU favouw. ->_< Faw be >w< it ^.^ we >_> shouwd honour xDD such >_< as these -With humble ^.^ suit: no, rather wet x3 my >_> head -^-^ Stoop to x3 the >_< bwock than these knees bow to xDD any -:3 Save to x3 the ^w^ God of heaven ÚwÚ and to x3 my uWu king; -xDD And :33 soonyew UwU dance ;;w;; upon :3 a bwoody ^w^ powe -Than stand uncover'd to x3 the uWu vuwgaw groom. -;;w;; Twue >_> nyobiwity >_> is >_> exempt from ^w^ feaw: -uWu Mowe ^.^ can UwU I UwU beaw than xDD you dawe x3 execute. -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. ^-^ Hawe ^.^ him away, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him tawk nyo more. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^.^ Come, xDD sowdiews, x3 show >_> what OwO cwuewty OwO ye ^-^ can, -:33 That ÚwÚ this x3 my :33 death OwO may >_< nyevew be forgot- -UwU Gweat ;;w;; men ;;w;; oft ^-^ die ^.^ by ^-^ viwe >_> bezonyians: -^-^ A Roman sworder ÚwÚ and uWu banditto ;;w;; swave -Murder'd x3 sweet x3 Tuwwy; ^-^ Bwutus' ^.^ bastawd uWu hand -uWu Stabb'd Julius OwO Caesaw; x3 savage islanders -ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; ÚwÚ and :33 Suffowk dies ^.^ by >_> piwates. -uWu Exit WALTER with :3 SUFFOWK -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. xDD And >_< as fow OwO these, x3 whose wansom ^.^ we uWu have ^-^ set, -^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe one of them uWu depawt; -Therefore come xDD you with us, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the uWu FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -^.^ We-entew >_< WHITMOWE with SUFFOWK'S >w< body - -WHITMORE. >_> Thewe wet :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and wifewess >w< body wie, -Untiw x3 the xDD Queen :33 his mistwess ^.^ buwy :3 it. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 O barbarous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^-^ spectacwe! -ÚwÚ His >w< body xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; King. -;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wevenge >w< it >_> nyot, yet xDD wiww :33 his >_< fwiends; -^w^ So xDD wiww x3 the :3 Queen, :3 that UwU wiving hewd ^.^ him deaw. -uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -:3 Bwackheath - -Entew uWu GEOWGE ;;w;; BEVIS ÚwÚ and >_< JOHN uWu HOWWAND - -UwU GEOWGE. :3 Come ÚwÚ and get uWu thee :3 a uWu swowd, ^w^ though UwU made of :3 a ÚwÚ wath; ;;w;; they uWu have -:33 been x3 up these >w< two days. -OwO JOHN. ^-^ They uWu have x3 the ^.^ mowe >_< nyeed to :33 sweep now, UwU then. -UwU GEOWGE. UwU I tell uWu thee x3 Jack x3 Cade x3 the clothier means to :3 dwess x3 the -commonwealth, ÚwÚ and turn :33 it, ÚwÚ and uWu set :3 a x3 nyew nap ;;w;; upon :3 it. -OwO JOHN. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD had need, fow UwU 'tis threadbare. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> say >w< it UwU was >_< nyevew -^.^ mewwy wowwd uWu in England xDD since gentlemen ^-^ came :33 up. -UwU GEOWGE. x3 O >w< misewabwe >_> age! x3 Viwtue >_> is nyot :3 wegawded uWu in UwU handicwaftsmen. -OwO JOHN. uWu The >_> nyobiwity think ^w^ scown to OwO go uWu in >_> weathew ^.^ apwons. -UwU GEOWGE. Nyay, >_> mowe, x3 the >_< King's Counciw OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowkmen. -OwO JOHN. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it >_> is uWu said >_< 'Wabouw uWu in >w< thy >_< vocation'; which >_> is ->_< as much to >_> say >_< as ^w^ 'Wet x3 the magistwates be labouring >w< men'; ÚwÚ and ->_< thewefowe >_> shouwd ^.^ we be ÚwÚ magistwates. -UwU GEOWGE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ;;w;; hit uWu it; fow there's nyo xDD bettew xDD sign of :3 a >_< bwave -^-^ mind than :3 a x3 hawd >w< hand. -OwO JOHN. UwU I >_> see >w< them! UwU I >_> see >w< them! >_> Thewe's Best's x3 son, x3 the :3 tannyew of -^.^ Wingham- -UwU GEOWGE. >w< He UwU shaww uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ skins of UwU ouw >_< enyemies to >_< make :3 dog's ->_> weathew uWu of. -OwO JOHN. xDD And UwU Dick x3 the butchew- -UwU GEOWGE. UwU Then >_> is x3 sin >w< stwuck ;;w;; down, ^.^ wike >w< an >_< ox, ÚwÚ and iniquity's ^w^ thwoat -:3 cut ^.^ wike :3 a xDD cawf. -OwO JOHN. xDD And Smith x3 the weaver- -UwU GEOWGE. xDD Awgo, uWu theiw :3 thwead of >w< wife >_> is spun. -OwO JOHN. ^.^ Come, come, >_> wet's faww uWu in with OwO them. - ->_< Dwum. Entew CADE, xDD DICK ^-^ THE BUTCHEW, UwU SMITH -^-^ THE WEAVEW, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO SAWYEW, with :3 infinyite xDD nyumbews - -ÚwÚ CADE. We John Cade, UwU so tewm'd of UwU ouw ^.^ supposed ^-^ fathew- -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] :33 Ow UwU wathew, of stealing :3 a :33 cade of hewwings. -ÚwÚ CADE. For UwU ouw >_< enyemies UwU shaww faww >w< befowe us, inspired with x3 the -^w^ spiwit of ^.^ putting down >w< kings ÚwÚ and :33 pwinces- ÚwÚ command x3 siwence. -:3 DICK. Silence! -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO My >w< fathew UwU was :3 a OwO Mowtimew- -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] >w< He UwU was >w< an xDD honyest x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 bwickwayew. -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO My mothew :3 a ÚwÚ Pwantagenyet- -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU knyew her well; ^.^ she UwU was :3 a :33 midwife. -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO My >w< wife >_> descended of x3 the Lacies- -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] :33 She UwU was, :33 indeed, :3 a :3 pedwaw's ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and sold UwU many -waces. -xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] OwO But nyow of late, nyot able to travel with her ÚwÚ fuww'd ->w< pack, ^.^ she ÚwÚ washes :33 bucks OwO hewe uWu at >_> home. -ÚwÚ CADE. Therefore ^w^ am UwU I of >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ house. -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] Ay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, x3 the field >_> is >_> honyouwabwe, ÚwÚ and there -UwU was ^.^ he born, :33 undew :3 a ÚwÚ hedge, fow :33 his >w< fathew xDD had >_< nyevew :3 a ;;w;; house >_> but -x3 the cage. -ÚwÚ CADE. ;;w;; Vawiant UwU I am. -xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] >_> 'A ^w^ must needs; fow :33 beggawy >_> is ^w^ vawiant. -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I ^w^ am able to OwO enduwe :33 much. -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] No ;;w;; question of :33 that; fow UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him x3 whipt >w< thwee -xDD mawket OwO days together. -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I feaw :3 nyeithew xDD swowd nor >_> fiwe. -xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] >w< He >_< nyeed nyot feaw x3 the uWu swowd, fow :33 his >_> coat >_> is of -:33 pwoof. -:3 DICK. :3 [Aside] OwO But uWu methinks ^.^ he >_> shouwd stand uWu in feaw of ^w^ fiwe, ^.^ being -burnt :33 i' x3 th' uWu hand fow stealing of ^-^ sheep. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^w^ Be ^w^ bwave, >w< then, fow x3 youw UwU captain >_> is ^w^ bwave, ÚwÚ and x3 vows -;;w;; wefowmation. >_> Thewe UwU shaww be uWu in England ÚwÚ seven >w< hawfpenny woaves -sold fow :3 a >_< penny; x3 the ;;w;; thwee-hoop'd >_> pot UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; ten xDD hoops; ÚwÚ and -UwU I xDD wiww >_< make >w< it fewony to ÚwÚ dwink UwU smaww beew. All x3 the weawm UwU shaww be -uWu in ^w^ common, ÚwÚ and uWu in ;;w;; Cheapside UwU shaww x3 my UwU pawfwey OwO go to grass. xDD And -when UwU I ^w^ am UwU king- >_< as x3 king UwU I xDD wiww be -uWu AWW. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good ^w^ peopwe- there UwU shaww be nyo ;;w;; monyey; aww UwU shaww -eat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink on x3 my scowe, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww apparel them aww uWu in one -wivewy, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO may agree ^.^ wike bwothews ÚwÚ and :33 wowship ;;w;; me uWu theiw -OwO wowd. -:3 DICK. uWu The xDD fiwst ^.^ thing ^.^ we UwU do, >_> wet's OwO kiww aww x3 the wawyews. -ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, :3 that UwU I >_> mean to xDD do. Is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a lamentable ÚwÚ thing, :3 that -of x3 the uWu skin of >w< an innocent :3 wamb >_> shouwd be UwU made ^.^ pawchment? :33 That -pawchment, ^.^ being ^-^ scwibbw'd uWu o'ew, >_> shouwd undo :3 a man? ;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the ->w< bee >w< stings; >_> but UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis x3 the xDD bee's wax; fow UwU I uWu did >_> but UwU seaw >_> once -to :3 a ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew >_< minye UwU own x3 man since. How >_< nyow! Who's -OwO thewe? - -Entew some, x3 bwinging uWu in x3 the CLERK ÚwÚ OF xDD CHATHAM - -xDD SMITH. uWu The OwO cwewk of ;;w;; Chatham. >w< He ^.^ can >w< wwite ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast -accompt. -ÚwÚ CADE. x3 O UwU monstwous! -xDD SMITH. We >_> took ^.^ him >w< setting of boys' ^-^ copies. -ÚwÚ CADE. >_> Hewe's :3 a :33 viwwain! -xDD SMITH. x3 Has :3 a ^w^ book uWu in :33 his uWu pocket with red x3 wettews ÚwÚ in't. -ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, xDD then ^.^ he >_> is :3 a OwO conjuwew. -:3 DICK. Nyay, ^.^ he ^.^ can >_< make obligations ÚwÚ and >w< wwite court-hand. -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; x3 the x3 man >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew ^w^ man, of >_< minye honour; -^w^ unwess UwU I find ^.^ him x3 guiwty, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot die. :3 Come hithew, sirrah, -UwU I ^w^ must >_> examinye thee. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? -:33 CWEWK. Emmanuel. -:3 DICK. ^-^ They use to >w< wwite >w< it on x3 the ;;w;; top of letters; 'twill OwO go x3 hawd -with OwO you. -ÚwÚ CADE. Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. uWu Dost xDD thou use to >w< wwite >w< thy :33 nyame, ow x3 hast xDD thou :3 a -mark to ;;w;; thysewf, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD honyest pwain-deawing man? -:33 CWEWK. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> thank :33 God, UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU so weww ^.^ bwought x3 up :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ->w< wwite x3 my nyame. -uWu AWW. >w< He hath confess'd. UwU Away with x3 him! He's :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a -traitor. -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU Away with :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; say! Hang ^.^ him with :33 his OwO pen ÚwÚ and inkhorn about -:33 his ;;w;; nyeck. uWu Exit one with x3 the CLERK - -Entew MICHAEL - -OwO MICHAEW. :3 Whewe's UwU ouw General? -ÚwÚ CADE. :3 Hewe UwU I am, xDD thou xDD pawticuwaw UwU fewwow. -OwO MICHAEW. :33 Fwy, fly, xDD fwy! Sir Humphrey Staffowd ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew OwO awe -x3 hawd UwU by, with x3 the >_< King's forces. -ÚwÚ CADE. >_> Stand, villain, x3 stand, ow I'll UwU feww uWu thee down. >w< He UwU shaww be -encount'wed with :3 a x3 man >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as himself. >w< He >_> is >_> but :3 a UwU knyight, ->_> is >_< 'a? -OwO MICHAEW. No. -ÚwÚ CADE. ;;w;; To equal :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make mysewf :3 a knight presently. ->_< [Knyeews] ^-^ Wise up, Sir John Mortimer. >_> [Wises] Now uWu have uWu at x3 him! - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUMPHREY ^w^ STAFFOWD ÚwÚ and UwU WIWWIAM -:33 his brother, with drum ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -OwO STAFFOWD. xDD Webewwious xDD hinds, x3 the fiwth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scum of UwU Kent, ->_< Mawk'd fow x3 the ;;w;; gawwows, uWu way x3 youw >_< weapons down; -x3 Home to x3 youw cottages, ^w^ fowsake ÚwÚ this :33 gwoom; -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is mewcifuw >_> if xDD you revolt. -UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. OwO But ;;w;; angwy, wwathfuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ incwin'd to bwood, -;;w;; If xDD you OwO go fowwawd; >_< thewefowe yield ow die. -ÚwÚ CADE. ;;w;; As fow these siwken-coated swaves, UwU I pass x3 nyot; -^.^ It >_> is to UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, :3 that UwU I :3 speak, -^w^ O'ew :33 whom, uWu in time to come, UwU I UwU hope to >w< weign; -For UwU I ^w^ am wightfuw heir >w< unto x3 the crown. -OwO STAFFOWD. uWu Viwwain, >w< thy >w< fathew UwU was :3 a ^w^ pwastewew; -xDD And xDD thou >w< thysewf :3 a ÚwÚ sheawman, awt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? -ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And Adam UwU was :3 a gardener. -UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. xDD And >_> what of ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO Mawwy, :33 this: Edmund Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of March, -uWu Mawwied x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Cwawence' ^w^ daughtew, uWu did ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? -OwO STAFFOWD. Ay, sir. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ By her ^.^ he xDD had >w< two x3 chiwdwen uWu at one xDD biwth. -UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. >w< That's >w< fawse. -ÚwÚ CADE. Ay, there's x3 the OwO question; >_> but UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis true. -uWu The :33 ewdew of them ^.^ being put to xDD nyuwse, -Was ^.^ by :3 a >_> beggaw-woman :3 stow'n away, -^.^ And, ÚwÚ ignyowant of :33 his birth ÚwÚ and >_< pawentage, -^w^ Became :3 a bricklayer when ^.^ he ^-^ came to age. -ÚwÚ His >_< son ^w^ am x3 I; UwU deny >w< it >_> if xDD you ;;w;; can. -:3 DICK. Nyay, UwU 'tis ^w^ too true; >_< thewefowe ^.^ he UwU shaww be king. -xDD SMITH. UwU Siw, ^.^ he UwU made :3 a x3 chimnyey uWu in x3 my father's house, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD bwicks -OwO awe ^.^ awive uWu at ÚwÚ this day to >w< testify uWu it; >_< thewefowe UwU deny >w< it not. -OwO STAFFOWD. xDD And xDD wiww xDD you cwedit ÚwÚ this UwU base ^.^ dwudge's wowds -:33 That xDD speaks ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot UwU what? -uWu AWW. Ay, marry, xDD wiww UwU we; >_< thewefowe get OwO ye ;;w;; gonye. -UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. x3 Jack Cade, x3 the >w< Duke of York hath ÚwÚ taught xDD you UwU this. -ÚwÚ CADE. :3 [Aside] >w< He lies, fow UwU I ^.^ invented >w< it myself- Go ^.^ to, sirrah, -tell x3 the ^w^ King from ;;w;; me :3 that fow :33 his father's ^w^ sake, Henwy x3 the -:33 Fifth, uWu in x3 whose time >_< boys OwO went to ÚwÚ span-countew fow OwO Fwench :33 cwowns, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 content ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< weign; >_> but I'll be Protector uvw ^.^ him. -:3 DICK. xDD And furthermore, we'll uWu have x3 the Lord ^w^ Say's >_> head fow ^-^ sewwing -x3 the x3 dukedom of >_> Mainye. -ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And ÚwÚ good UwU weason; fow theweby >_> is England ^.^ main'd ÚwÚ and >_> fain to OwO go -with :3 a staff, >_> but :3 that x3 my puissance ÚwÚ howds >w< it :33 up. Fellow OwO kings, UwU I -tell xDD you :3 that :3 that Lord x3 Say hath ;;w;; gewded x3 the >_> commonweawth ÚwÚ and UwU made ->w< it >w< an eunyuch; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than :3 that, ^.^ he ^.^ can speak Fwench, ÚwÚ and ->_< thewefowe ^.^ he >_> is :3 a traitor. -OwO STAFFOWD. x3 O gwoss ÚwÚ and >w< misewabwe >w< ignyowance! -ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, answew >_> if xDD you can; x3 the Fwenchmen OwO awe UwU ouw enemies. Go ^.^ to, ->w< then, UwU I ^w^ ask >_> but :33 this: ^.^ can ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks with x3 the >_> tongue of >w< an -;;w;; enyemy be :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD counsewwow, ow no? -uWu AWW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe we'll uWu have :33 his >_> head. -UwU WIWWIAM OwO STAFFOWD. xDD Weww, ^-^ seeing ^-^ gentwe wowds xDD wiww nyot prevail, -ÚwÚ Assaiw them with x3 the ^.^ awmy of x3 the ;;w;; King. -OwO STAFFOWD. Herald, :3 away; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwoughout every :33 town -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim them traitors :3 that OwO awe x3 up with ^-^ Cade; -:33 That UwU those which fwy >w< befowe x3 the ÚwÚ battwe uWu ends ->w< May, even uWu in uWu theiw x3 wives'and chiwdwen's UwU sight, -^w^ Be :33 hang'd x3 up fow ^w^ exampwe uWu at uWu theiw x3 doows. -xDD And xDD you :3 that be x3 the >_< King's OwO fwiends, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -Exeunt x3 the OwO TWO ^.^ STAFFOWDS ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews -ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And xDD you :3 that wuv x3 the >w< commons ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -Now x3 show youwsewves ÚwÚ men; UwU 'tis fow OwO wibewty. -We xDD wiww nyot OwO weave one uWu wowd, one gentleman; -^w^ Spawe >_< nyonye >_> but xDD such >_< as OwO go uWu in ^w^ cwouted shoon, -For ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 thwifty xDD honyest ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and xDD such -;;w;; As >_< wouwd- >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they dawe nyot- OwO take UwU ouw pawts. -:3 DICK. ^-^ They OwO awe aww uWu in order, ÚwÚ and :33 mawch toward >_> us. -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO But xDD then OwO awe ^.^ we uWu in order when ^.^ we OwO awe UwU most x3 out of ^-^ owdew. ^.^ Come, -:33 mawch :33 fowwawd. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of :3 Bwackheath - -^.^ Awawums to x3 the x3 fight, wherein both x3 the ^.^ STAFFOWDS OwO awe ^w^ swain. -Entew CADE ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west - -ÚwÚ CADE. :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ Dick, x3 the ;;w;; butchew of OwO Ashfowd? -:3 DICK. Here, sir. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ They UwU feww >w< befowe uWu thee ^.^ wike sheep ÚwÚ and oxen, ÚwÚ and xDD thou uWu behavedst ->w< thysewf >_< as >_> if xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own >_> swaughtew-house; ->_< thewefowe OwO thus xDD wiww UwU I wewawd ;;w;; thee- x3 the ^-^ Went UwU shaww be >_< as ^-^ wong -again >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt uWu have :3 a x3 wicence to OwO kiww fow :3 a -:3 hundwed >_> wacking onye. -:3 DICK. UwU I ^.^ desiwe nyo more. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^.^ And, to speak truth, xDD thou desewv'st nyo :3 wess. [Putting on ÚwÚ SIW -HUMPHREY'S ^w^ bwigandinye] This ;;w;; monyument of x3 the OwO victowy xDD wiww UwU I >_> beaw, -ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< bodies UwU shaww be >w< dwagged uWu at x3 my UwU howse heels >w< tiww UwU I UwU do come -to Wondon, :3 whewe ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have x3 the mayor's xDD swowd :3 bownye >w< befowe >_> us. -:3 DICK. ;;w;; If ^.^ we >_> mean to x3 thwive ÚwÚ and UwU do UwU good, bweak open x3 the gaows ÚwÚ and -wet x3 out x3 the pwisonyews. -ÚwÚ CADE. Fear nyot :3 that, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's :33 mawch uWu towawds -OwO Wondon. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING with :3 a supplication, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< QUEEN with SUFFOWK'S head; -x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF xDD BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD SAY - -QUEEN. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard :3 that grief softens x3 the ^-^ mind -xDD And x3 makes >w< it x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ and degenyewate; -^w^ Think >_< thewefowe on xDD wevenge ÚwÚ and xDD cease to >_> weep. -OwO But who ^.^ can xDD cease to >_> weep, ÚwÚ and wook on :3 this? -:3 Hewe OwO may :33 his >_> head >_< wie on x3 my >_> thwobbing >_< bweast; -OwO But where's x3 the >w< body :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd :33 embwace? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> What answew x3 makes x3 youw Gwace to x3 the ^.^ webews' -OwO suppwication? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. I'll >_> send x3 some >w< howy xDD bishop to >_< entweat; -For ^w^ God UwU fowbid UwU so UwU many :33 simpwe >w< souws -Should xDD pewish ^.^ by x3 the swowd! xDD And UwU I myself, -Rather than bwoody >w< waw UwU shaww :3 cut them ^.^ showt, -Will parley with x3 Jack x3 Cade uWu theiw genyewaw. -OwO But ;;w;; stay, I'll ^w^ wead >w< it uvw >_> once ;;w;; again. -QUEEN. xDD Ah, barbarous viwwains! >_< Hath ÚwÚ this lovely OwO face -Rul'd ^.^ wike :3 a wandering planet uvw uWu me, -xDD And couwd >w< it nyot enforce them to ÚwÚ wewent -:33 That :3 wewe >_< unwowthy to behowd x3 the >w< same? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Lord Say, x3 Jack x3 Cade hath sworn to uWu have >w< thy >_> head. ->_< SAY. Ay, >_> but UwU I UwU hope x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ his. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How now, madam! -UwU Stiww lamenting ÚwÚ and >w< mouwnying fow Suffolk's UwU death? -UwU I feaw uWu me, xDD wuv, >_> if :3 that UwU I xDD had :33 been >_< dead, -^.^ Thou wouldst nyot uWu have mouwn'd UwU so much fow x3 me. -QUEEN. :3 Nyo, x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^w^ mouwn, >_> but ^-^ die fow thee. - -Entew ^-^ A MESSENGEW - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How >_< nyow! >_> What nyews? Why UwU com'st xDD thou uWu in xDD such >w< haste? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ÚwÚ webews OwO awe uWu in uWu Southwawk; fly, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -x3 Jack x3 Cade proclaims >_< himsewf Lord Mortimer, -x3 Descended from x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Cwawence' house, -xDD And ;;w;; cawws x3 youw Gwace xDD usuwpew, openly, -xDD And x3 vows to >_< cwown >_< himsewf uWu in UwU Westminstew. -ÚwÚ His ^.^ awmy >_> is :3 a ^-^ wagged ^.^ muwtitude -Of ^.^ hinds ÚwÚ and >_> peasants, wude ÚwÚ and mewciwess; -Sir Humphrey Staffowd ÚwÚ and :33 his brother's :33 death ->_< Hath UwU given them >_< heawt ÚwÚ and couwage to ^-^ pwoceed. -All schowaws, ;;w;; wawyews, courtiers, xDD gentwemen, -^-^ They caww UwU fawse caterpillars ÚwÚ and intend uWu theiw death. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O graceless :3 men! ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ;;w;; they xDD do. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, uWu wetiwe to :33 Kiwwingwowth -Untiw :3 a powew be >_> wais'd to put them down. -QUEEN. xDD Ah, :3 wewe x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk nyow ^.^ awive, -;;w;; These Kentish ÚwÚ webews ^.^ wouwd be >w< soon xDD appeas'd! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Lord Say, x3 the traitors ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee; -Therefore OwO away with >_> us to ^.^ Kiwwingwowth. ->_< SAY. ^w^ So ^w^ might x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's ÚwÚ pewson be uWu in danger. -uWu The ^.^ sight of ;;w;; me >_> is uWu odious uWu in uWu theiw eyes; -xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city xDD wiww UwU I xDD stay -xDD And ^w^ wive awonye >_< as secret >_< as UwU I may. - -Entew anyothew MESSENGEW - -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Jack x3 Cade hath >_< gotten ;;w;; Wondon uWu Bwidge. -uWu The :3 citizens fwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowsake uWu theiw ^.^ houses; -uWu The wascaw >_> peopwe, ^w^ thiwsting ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ pwey, ->_> Join with x3 the uWu twaitow; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they jointly >_< sweaw -;;w;; To :33 spoiw x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ and x3 youw royal >_< couwt. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Then :33 wingew >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; away, OwO take horse. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Come Mawgawet; :33 God, UwU ouw hope, xDD wiww succouw >_> us. -QUEEN. OwO My UwU hope >_> is >w< gonye, nyow :33 Suffowk >_> is deceas'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :33 [To >w< WOWD SAY] UwU Faweweww, x3 my uWu wowd, :33 twust nyot x3 the Kentish ->_> webews. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Twust ^.^ nyobody, fow feaw xDD you be betray'd. ->_< SAY. uWu The :33 twust UwU I uWu have >_> is uWu in >_< minye >w< innyocence, -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^w^ am UwU I bold ÚwÚ and wesowute. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew - -Entew >w< WOWD SCALES >_> Upon x3 the Towew, x3 wawking. UwU Then enter >w< two ow >w< thwee xDD CITIZENS, -bewow - -uWu SCAWES. How >_< nyow! Is x3 Jack x3 Cade slain? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, nor ÚwÚ wikewy to be slain; fow ;;w;; they uWu have -^.^ won x3 the bridge, UwU kiwwing aww UwU those :3 that withstand OwO them. -uWu The Lord Mayow cwaves >_> aid of x3 youw honour from x3 the -Towew, to ;;w;; defend x3 the UwU city from x3 the >_> webews. -uWu SCAWES. >w< Such >_> aid >_< as UwU I ^.^ can ^-^ spawe xDD you UwU shaww >_> command, -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am troubled OwO hewe with them >_< mysewf; -uWu The ÚwÚ webews uWu have :3 assay'd to x3 win x3 the Towew. -OwO But get xDD you to >_< Smithfiewd, ÚwÚ and gathew head, -xDD And uWu thithew UwU I xDD wiww >_> send xDD you ^-^ Matthew :33 Goffe; -Fight fow x3 youw OwO King, x3 youw country, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wives; -xDD And >_> so, farewell, fow UwU I ^w^ must >w< hence ;;w;; again. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -OwO Wondon. Cannyon :3 stweet - -Entew JACK CADE ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and :33 stwikes :33 his uWu staff on ;;w;; Wondon UwU Stonye - -ÚwÚ CADE. Now >_> is ^-^ Mowtimew ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ this >_> city. xDD And UwU hewe, :3 sitting ;;w;; upon -;;w;; Wondon OwO Stonye, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command :3 that, of x3 the ^.^ city's >w< cost, x3 the -pissing >_> conduit >w< wun >_< nyothing >_> but claret winye ÚwÚ this xDD fiwst xDD yeaw of -UwU ouw reign. xDD And nyow hencefowwawd >w< it UwU shaww be UwU tweason fow xDD any :3 that -;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me othew than Lord Mortimer. - -Entew :3 a >_> SOWDIEW, wunnying - -uWu SOWDIEW. x3 Jack Cade! x3 Jack Cade! -ÚwÚ CADE. Knock ^.^ him down :33 thewe. ^w^ [They OwO kiww >w< him] -xDD SMITH. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this fewwow be >_< wise, he'ww >_< nyevew caww OwO ye x3 Jack x3 Cade mowe; -UwU I think ^.^ he hath :3 a xDD vewy >w< faiw wawnying. -:3 DICK. OwO My uWu wowd, there's >w< an ^.^ awmy OwO gathewed togethew uWu in ^w^ Smithfiewd. -ÚwÚ CADE. :3 Come >w< then, >_> wet's OwO go >w< fight with OwO them. OwO But xDD fiwst OwO go ÚwÚ and uWu set -;;w;; Wondon Bwidge on x3 fiwe; x3 and, >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, buwn down x3 the ^-^ Towew UwU too. -^.^ Come, >_> wet's xDD away. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -OwO Wondon. Smithfiewd - -Alarums. ^.^ MATTHEW GOFFE >_> is x3 swain, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the rest. UwU Then enter JACK CADE, -with :33 his >_< company - -ÚwÚ CADE. So, sirs. Now OwO go x3 some ÚwÚ and puww down x3 the ^w^ Savoy; ;;w;; othews to x3 th' -^-^ Inns of Court; down with them all. -:3 DICK. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> suit >w< unto x3 youw wowdship. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 a lordship, xDD thou shalt uWu have >w< it fow :3 that OwO wowd. -:3 DICK. Onwy :3 that x3 the UwU waws of England OwO may come x3 out of x3 youw xDD mouth. -OwO JOHN. :3 [Aside] Mass, 'twill be ^w^ sowe law :33 then; fow ^.^ he UwU was thwust uWu in -x3 the xDD mouth with :3 a UwU speaw, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis nyot whole >_> yet. -xDD SMITH. :3 [Aside] Nyay, John, >w< it xDD wiww be >w< stinking UwU waw; fow :33 his UwU bweath -ÚwÚ stinks with uWu eating ^.^ toasted uWu cheese. -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU I uWu have xDD thought ;;w;; upon uWu it; >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. :33 Away, buwn aww x3 the -wecowds of x3 the weawm. OwO My xDD mouth UwU shaww be x3 the ÚwÚ Pawwiament of -^w^ Engwand. -OwO JOHN. :3 [Aside] UwU Then ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ wike to uWu have OwO biting xDD statutes, ^w^ unwess :33 his -teeth be pull'd OwO out. -ÚwÚ CADE. xDD And hencefowwawd aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be uWu in :33 common. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, :3 a :33 pwize, :3 a prize! >_> Hewe's x3 the Lord Say, which -sold x3 the UwU towns uWu in Fwance; ^.^ he :3 that UwU made >_> us x3 pay one ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty ->w< fifteens, ÚwÚ and one >_< shinying to x3 the ^.^ pound, x3 the >w< wast :3 subsidy. - -Entew uWu GEOWGE ^w^ BEVIS, with x3 the >w< WOWD SAY - -ÚwÚ CADE. xDD Weww, ^.^ he UwU shaww be xDD beheaded fow >w< it ;;w;; ten times. xDD Ah, xDD thou say, -xDD thou x3 sewge, x3 nyay, xDD thou OwO buckwam ^.^ wowd! Now awt xDD thou within :33 point -;;w;; bwank of UwU ouw >_> juwisdiction regal. >_> What ;;w;; canst xDD thou answew to x3 my -;;w;; Majesty fow ^.^ giving x3 up of Normandy >w< unto >_> Mounsieuw UwU Basimecu x3 the -uWu Dauphin of France? ^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto uWu thee ^.^ by these >_> pwesence, even -x3 the x3 pwesence of Lord Mortimer, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< besom :3 that ^w^ must -:33 sweep x3 the court x3 cwean of xDD such fiwth >_< as xDD thou art. ^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU most -twaitowouswy cowwupted x3 the :33 youth of x3 the weawm uWu in erecting :3 a -uWu gwammaw ÚwÚ schoow; ÚwÚ and wheweas, x3 befowe, UwU ouw forefathers xDD had nyo othew -uWu books >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ scowe ÚwÚ and x3 the tawwy, xDD thou x3 hast caused ^-^ pwinting to -be >w< us'd, x3 and, :33 contwawy to x3 the OwO King, :33 his :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity, xDD thou -x3 hast buiwt :3 a >_< papew-miww. ^.^ It xDD wiww be >_> pwuvd to >w< thy OwO face :3 that xDD thou -x3 hast ;;w;; men about uWu thee :3 that usually tawk of :3 a xDD nyoun ÚwÚ and :3 a verb, ÚwÚ and -xDD such UwU abominyabwe wowds >_< as nyo Christian ear ^.^ can OwO enduwe to heaw. -^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu appointed justices of ÚwÚ peace, to caww poor ;;w;; men >w< befowe -them about uWu mattews ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot able to answer. :33 Moweuvw, xDD thou -x3 hast put them uWu in pwison, ÚwÚ and uWu because ;;w;; they couwd nyot wead, xDD thou -x3 hast :33 hang'd ÚwÚ them, xDD when, :33 indeed, >w< onwy fow :3 that cause ;;w;; they uWu have -:33 been UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy to wive. ^.^ Thou dost uWu wide uWu in :3 a >_< foot-cwoth, dost -xDD thou ^w^ nyot? ->_< SAY. >_> What of ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO Mawwy, xDD thou ought'st nyot to wet >w< thy UwU howse ^-^ weaw :3 a cloak, when -^-^ honyestew ;;w;; men than xDD thou OwO go uWu in uWu theiw >_> hose ÚwÚ and UwU doubwets. -:3 DICK. xDD And ^.^ wowk uWu in uWu theiw shirt :3 too, >_< as myself, fow ^w^ exampwe, :3 that ^w^ am -:3 a x3 butchew. ->_< SAY. >_> You ;;w;; men of Kent- -:3 DICK. >_> What >_> say xDD you of ^w^ Kent? ->_< SAY. Nyothing >_> but :33 this: UwU 'tis ^.^ 'bonya terra, mala >_< gens.' -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU Away with :3 him, OwO away with x3 him! >w< He xDD speaks ÚwÚ Watin. ->_< SAY. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me >_> but :3 speak, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD you :33 wiww. -UwU Kent, uWu in x3 the :33 Commentawies Caesaw ;;w;; wwit, -Is tewm'd x3 the UwU civiw'st :33 pwace of aww ÚwÚ this >_> iswe. -ÚwÚ Sweet >_> is x3 the country, uWu because full of OwO wiches; -uWu The OwO peopwe xDD wibewaw valiant, ÚwÚ active, :33 weawthy; ->_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me UwU hope xDD you OwO awe nyot >_< void of >_> pity. -UwU I sold nyot ^-^ Mainye, UwU I wost nyot Nyowmandy; -Yet, to OwO wecuvw ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wouwd wose x3 my life. -Justice with ^.^ favouw uWu have UwU I awways donye; -Pway'ws ÚwÚ and tears uWu have x3 mov'd uWu me, ^.^ gifts couwd ^-^ nyevew. -x3 When uWu have UwU I ^.^ aught UwU exacted uWu at x3 youw ^.^ hands, -OwO But to ÚwÚ maintain x3 the OwO King, x3 the ^w^ weawm, ÚwÚ and you? -Large ^.^ gifts uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ bestow'd on :33 weawnyed xDD cwewks, ->_< Because x3 my ^w^ book pwefeww'd ;;w;; me to x3 the OwO King, -xDD And ^-^ seeing ÚwÚ ignyowance >_> is x3 the UwU cuwse of :33 God, -^w^ Knyowwedge x3 the OwO wing xDD whewewith ^.^ we fwy to ^.^ heaven, -OwO Unwess xDD you be >_< possess'd with deviwish ;;w;; spiwits ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_> but ÚwÚ fowbeaw to murder x3 me. -This >_> tongue hath ^.^ pawwey'd >w< unto :33 foweign >w< kings -For x3 youw behoof. -ÚwÚ CADE. Tut, when struck'st xDD thou one ^w^ bwow uWu in x3 the field? ->_< SAY. UwU Gweat ;;w;; men uWu have x3 weaching ^w^ hands. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I >w< stwuck ->w< Those :3 that UwU I >_< nyevew ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >w< stwuck them uWu dead. -UwU GEOWGE. x3 O monstwous OwO cowawd! What, to come x3 behind folks? ->_< SAY. ;;w;; These >_> cheeks OwO awe pawe fow ^w^ watching fow x3 youw UwU good. -ÚwÚ CADE. Give ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD wiww >_< make x3 'em red ;;w;; again. ->_< SAY. OwO Wong :3 sitting to determine poor men's ÚwÚ causes ->_< Hath UwU made ;;w;; me full of sicknyess ÚwÚ and xDD diseases. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ Ye UwU shaww uWu have :3 a ;;w;; hempen caudle >w< then, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hewp of >w< hatchet. -:3 DICK. Why dost xDD thou OwO quivew, man? ->_< SAY. uWu The pawsy, ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; feaw, >_> pwovokes x3 me. -ÚwÚ CADE. Nyay, ^.^ he uWu nyods uWu at us, >_< as who >_> shouwd >_> say 'I'll be even with -OwO you'; I'll >_> see >_> if :33 his >_> head xDD wiww stand steadier on :3 a >w< powe, ow >w< nyo. -^.^ Take ^.^ him away, ÚwÚ and >_< behead ^.^ him. ->_< SAY. Teww ;;w;; me: wherein uWu have UwU I uWu offended ^-^ most? -:3 Have UwU I affected weawth ow UwU honyouw? :33 Speak. -^w^ Awe x3 my uWu chests :3 fiww'd x3 up with extorted UwU gowd? -Is x3 my apparel >_> sumptuous to behold? -;;w;; Whom uWu have UwU I >_> injuw'd, :3 that OwO ye >_> seek x3 my UwU death? -;;w;; These ^.^ hands OwO awe fwee from ;;w;; guiwtwess uWu bwoodshedding, -This breast from hawbouwing fouw deceitful >w< thoughts. ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me x3 wive! -ÚwÚ CADE. :3 [Aside] UwU I x3 feew ^-^ wemowse uWu in mysewf with :33 his words; >_> but I'll ->_> bwidwe :3 it. >w< He UwU shaww >_> die, >w< an >w< it be >_> but fow xDD pweading UwU so weww fow -:33 his wife.- UwU Away with x3 him! >w< He >_> has :3 a ^.^ famiwiaw :33 undew :33 his tongue; ^.^ he -xDD speaks nyot ^.^ o' >_> God's nyame. ^w^ Go, OwO take ^.^ him away, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and strike -x3 off :33 his >_> head pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and xDD then bweak x3 into :33 his son-in-waw's -house, Sir ;;w;; James Cromer, ÚwÚ and strike x3 off :33 his head, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them -both ;;w;; upon >w< two powes hithew. -uWu AWW. ^.^ It UwU shaww be ^-^ donye. ->_< SAY. xDD Ah, ;;w;; countwymen! >_> if when xDD you >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; pway'ws, -^w^ God >_> shouwd be UwU so ÚwÚ obduwate >_< as ^w^ youwsewves, -How ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^-^ fawe with x3 youw ^.^ depawted xDD souws? -xDD And >_< thewefowe yet ÚwÚ wewent ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 my life. -ÚwÚ CADE. UwU Away with :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ command uWu ye. UwU [Exeunt x3 some with ->w< WOWD SAY] uWu The OwO pwoudest peer uWu in x3 the weawm UwU shaww nyot ^-^ weaw :3 a >_> head -on :33 his shoulders, ^w^ unwess ^.^ he x3 pay ;;w;; me >_< twibute; there UwU shaww nyot :3 a ->_< maid be >w< mawwied, >_> but ^.^ she UwU shaww x3 pay to ;;w;; me her >_> maidenhead ere ;;w;; they -uWu have :3 it. OwO Men UwU shaww howd of ;;w;; me uWu in capite; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 chawge ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ command :3 that uWu theiw ;;w;; wives be >_< as fwee >_< as >_< heawt ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish ow >_> tongue -^.^ can tell. -:3 DICK. OwO My uWu wowd, when UwU shaww ^.^ we OwO go to ^.^ Cheapside, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 up -commodities ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 biwws? -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO Mawwy, presently. -uWu AWW. >_< O, bwave! - -^.^ We-entew one with x3 the heads - -ÚwÚ CADE. OwO But >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this UwU bwavew? Let them :3 kiss one another, fow ;;w;; they -:3 wov'd weww when ;;w;; they :3 wewe alive. Now ÚwÚ pawt them OwO again, xDD west ;;w;; they ->_< consuwt about x3 the ^.^ giving x3 up of x3 some ^.^ mowe UwU towns uWu in Fwance. -Soldiers, x3 defew x3 the :33 spoiw of x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ untiw ^w^ nyight; fow with these -:3 bownye >w< befowe >_> us ^w^ instead of >w< maces xDD wiww ^.^ we uWu wide ^w^ thwough x3 the -ÚwÚ stweets, ÚwÚ and uWu at every ^-^ cownyew uWu have them >w< kiss. >_> Away! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -:3 Southwawk - -Alarum ÚwÚ and retreat. Entew again CADE ÚwÚ and aww :33 his >_< wabbwement - -ÚwÚ CADE. Up Fish Street! down Saint OwO Magnyus' uWu Cownyew! ÚwÚ Kiww ÚwÚ and :3 knyock -^-^ down! Throw them x3 into ÚwÚ Thames! uWu [Sound :3 a parley] ->_> What noise >_> is ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU heaw? Dare xDD any be UwU so bold to >_> sound ;;w;; wetweat -ow parley when UwU I ÚwÚ command them kiww? - -Entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd ^-^ CWIFFOWD, ^w^ attended - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Ay, OwO hewe ;;w;; they be :3 that dawe ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^.^ distuwb thee. -xDD And >_< thewefowe yet wewent, ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 my life. -Knyow, Cade, ^.^ we come ambassadors from x3 the ^w^ King -uWu Unto x3 the >w< commons ÚwÚ whom xDD thou x3 hast :3 miswed; -xDD And OwO hewe pwonyounce fwee UwU pawdon to them aww -:33 That xDD wiww ^w^ fowsake uWu thee ÚwÚ and OwO go ^.^ home uWu in peace. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> What >_> say :3 ye, uWu countwymen? Will OwO ye ÚwÚ wewent -xDD And yield to xDD mewcy whiwst UwU 'tis >_< offew'd UwU you, -:33 Ow wet :3 a rebel lead xDD you to x3 youw deaths? -Who loves x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< embwace :33 his pardon, -Fling x3 up :33 his cap ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< 'God :3 save :33 his :3 Majesty!' -Who hateth ^.^ him ÚwÚ and honyouws nyot :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, -Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, :3 that UwU made aww Fwance to ;;w;; quake, -:33 Shake ^.^ he :33 his :33 weapon uWu at >_> us ÚwÚ and pass by. -uWu AWW. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! -ÚwÚ CADE. What, ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and uWu Cwiffowd, OwO awe OwO ye UwU so brave? -xDD And UwU you, UwU base >_> peasants, UwU do OwO ye ^-^ bewieve him? Will xDD you >_< nyeeds be -:33 hang'd with x3 youw about x3 youw nyecks? >_< Hath x3 my xDD swowd >_< thewefowe broke -^w^ thwough ;;w;; Wondon ^.^ gates, :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd OwO weave ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the ^-^ White ^w^ Hawt -uWu in Southwark? UwU I xDD thought OwO ye ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew uWu have UwU given x3 out these :3 awms ->w< tiww xDD you xDD had recovered x3 youw UwU ancient freedom. OwO But xDD you OwO awe aww -^w^ wecweants ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dastawds, ÚwÚ and delight to ^w^ wive uWu in :3 swavewy to x3 the -nobility. Let them bweak x3 youw backs with ^-^ buwdens, OwO take x3 youw -xDD houses uvw x3 youw >_< heads, ravish x3 youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and >_> daughtews >w< befowe -x3 youw UwU faces. For uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make OwO shift fow onye; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> God's UwU cuwse ->w< wight ;;w;; upon xDD you :33 aww! -uWu AWW. ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fowwow Cade, we'll ;;w;; fowwow Cade! -:33 CWIFFOWD. Is x3 Cade x3 the >_< son of Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, -:33 That OwO thus xDD you UwU do excwaim you'ww OwO go with him? -Will ^.^ he ÚwÚ conduct xDD you ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< heawt of >_< Fwance, -xDD And >_< make x3 the meanyest of xDD you ^.^ eawws ÚwÚ and ^-^ dukes? -ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he hath nyo ^.^ home, nyo :33 pwace to fwy >w< to; -x3 Nyow xDD knyows ^.^ he >w< how to ^w^ wive >_> but ^.^ by x3 the xDD spoiw, -OwO Unwess ^.^ by robbing of x3 youw ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and >_> us. -^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 a ^-^ shame :3 that whiwst xDD you ^w^ wive uWu at jaw -uWu The x3 feawfuw Fwench, ÚwÚ whom xDD you wate ^.^ vanquished, -Should >_< make :3 a start ^-^ o'ew seas ÚwÚ and uWu vanquish you? -Methinks xDD awweady uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ civiw ^w^ bwoiw -UwU I >_> see them wowding >w< it uWu in ;;w;; Wondon ÚwÚ stweets, -Crying 'Viwwiago!' >w< unto aww ;;w;; they ^.^ meet. -uWu Bettew ;;w;; ten thousand >_> base-bown x3 Cades miscawwy -Than xDD you >_> shouwd >_< stoop >w< unto :3 a uWu Fwenchman's mercy. -;;w;; To >_< Fwance, to >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and get >_> what xDD you uWu have ^.^ wost; -^w^ Spawe England, fow >w< it >_> is x3 youw OwO nyative x3 coast. -Henwy hath ;;w;; monyey; xDD you OwO awe >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; manwy. -^w^ God on UwU ouw side, doubt nyot of ^.^ victowy. -uWu AWW. ^-^ A Clifford! :3 a Clifford! ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fowwow x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >_< Cwiffowd. -ÚwÚ CADE. Was OwO evew ÚwÚ feathew UwU so >w< wightwy >_> bwown to ÚwÚ and >_< fwo >_< as ÚwÚ this -multitude? uWu The xDD nyame of Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth hawes them to >w< an :3 hundwed ->w< mischiefs, ÚwÚ and x3 makes them OwO weave ;;w;; me desolate. UwU I >_> see them uWu way uWu theiw -heads togethew to suwpwise x3 me. OwO My xDD swowd >_< make uWu way fow ;;w;; me fow OwO hewe ->_> is nyo :33 staying. ^w^ In ;;w;; despite of x3 the xDD deviws ÚwÚ and >_> heww, uWu have ^w^ thwough -x3 the xDD vewy :3 middest of you! ÚwÚ and heavens ÚwÚ and honour be >_> witnyess :3 that -nyo ^.^ want of uWu wesowution uWu in uWu me, >_> but >w< onwy x3 my followers' UwU base ÚwÚ and -uWu ignyominyious uWu tweasons, x3 makes ;;w;; me betake ;;w;; me to x3 my xDD heews. -uWu Exit -OwO BUCKINGHAM. What, >_> is ^.^ he fled? Go some, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow him; -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_< bwings :33 his >_> head >w< unto x3 the ^w^ King -Shall uWu have :3 a thousand :3 cwowns fow :33 his ÚwÚ wewawd. -Exeunt x3 some of them -Follow uWu me, soldiers; we'll >w< devise :3 a >_> mean -;;w;; To reconcile xDD you aww >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; King. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE xDD IX. -ÚwÚ Kiwwing, ^.^ wowth ;;w;; Castwe - -Sound x3 twumpets. Entew ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ and SOMERSET, on x3 the OwO tewwace - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Was OwO evew x3 king :3 that uWu joy'd >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy >_< thwonye -xDD And couwd ÚwÚ command nyo ^.^ mowe :3 content than >_< I? -No :33 soonyew UwU was UwU I x3 cwept x3 out of x3 my >_> cwadwe -OwO But UwU I UwU was UwU made :3 a OwO king, uWu at >w< nyinye ^w^ months ^-^ owd. -Was >_< nyevew x3 subject >_< wong'd to be :3 a ^w^ King -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wish to be :3 a xDD subject. - -Entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd CWIFFOWD - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and uWu gwad UwU tidings to x3 youw Majesty! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, ;;w;; Buckingham, >_> is x3 the traitor x3 Cade uWu suwpwis'd? -:33 Ow >_> is ^.^ he >_> but >_> wetiw'd to >_< make ^.^ him :3 stwong? - -OwO Entew, bewow, xDD muwtitudes, with halters about uWu theiw xDD nyecks - -:33 CWIFFOWD. >w< He >_> is fwed, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ÚwÚ powews UwU do :33 yiewd, -xDD And x3 humbwy thus, with halters on uWu theiw ÚwÚ nyecks, -^.^ Expect x3 youw Highness' >_< doom of >w< wife ow death. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Then, ^.^ heaven, uWu set ^w^ ope >w< thy everlasting ^.^ gates, -;;w;; To entertain x3 my x3 vows of thanks ÚwÚ and praise! -Soldiers, ÚwÚ this day uWu have xDD you ^w^ wedeem'd x3 youw lives, -xDD And ^w^ show'd >w< how weww xDD you wuv x3 youw Prince ÚwÚ and country. -Continue still uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a UwU mind, -xDD And Henry, ^w^ though ^.^ he be >_< infowtunyate, -Assuwe ^w^ youwsewves, xDD wiww >_< nyevew be unkind. -xDD And >_> so, with thanks ÚwÚ and UwU pawdon to xDD you all, -UwU I UwU do dismiss xDD you to x3 youw sevewaw ^.^ countwies. -uWu AWW. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw Gwace to be >w< advewtised -uWu The >w< Duke of York >_> is x3 nyewwy come from Iwewand -xDD And with :3 a x3 puissant ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mighty powew -Of gawwowgwasses ÚwÚ and :33 stout k-kewns -Is ^.^ mawching *leans over* hithewwawd uWu in OwO pwoud x3 awway, -xDD And still ÚwÚ pwocwaimeth, >_< as ^.^ he x3 comes along, -ÚwÚ His :3 awms OwO awe >w< onwy to remove from uWu thee -uWu The >w< Duke of ^w^ Somewset, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he terms :3 a traitor. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ Thus >w< stands x3 my state, 'twixt x3 Cade ÚwÚ and York distress'd; -Wike to :3 a ship :3 that, xDD having ÚwÚ scap'd :3 a ÚwÚ tempest, -Is ^w^ stwaightway cawm'd, ÚwÚ and boawded with :3 a ÚwÚ piwate; -OwO But nyow >_> is x3 Cade driven back, :33 his ;;w;; men UwU dispews'd, -xDD And nyow >_> is York uWu in :3 awms to second ^.^ him. -UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Buckingham, OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 meet ^.^ him -xDD And ^w^ ask ^.^ him UwU what's x3 the reason of these arms. -Teww ^.^ him I'll >_> send >w< Duke Edmund to x3 the >_< Towew- -xDD And ^w^ Somewset, ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 commit uWu thee uWu thithew -Untiw :33 his ^.^ awmy be OwO dismiss'd from ^.^ him. -uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My uWu wowd, -I'll yield mysewf to :3 pwison :3 wiwwingwy, -:33 Ow >w< unto UwU death, to UwU do x3 my countwy UwU good. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ In xDD any case be nyot ^w^ too OwO wough uWu in ^w^ tewms, -For ^.^ he >_> is >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook x3 hawd >_> wanguage. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and doubt nyot UwU so to deal -;;w;; As aww ^.^ things UwU shaww >_> wedound >w< unto x3 youw UwU good. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^.^ Come, :3 wife, >_> wet's x3 in, ÚwÚ and :3 weawn to >_< guvwn uWu bettew; -For yet OwO may England UwU cuwse x3 my wwetched reign. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< X. -Kent. :33 Iden's >_< gawden - -Entew CADE - -ÚwÚ CADE. >w< Fie on ^w^ ambitions! >w< Fie on myself, :3 that uWu have :3 a xDD swowd ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ am -ready to UwU famish! ;;w;; These five OwO days uWu have UwU I >_< hid ;;w;; me uWu in these :33 woods ÚwÚ and -x3 duwst nyot xDD peep ^.^ out, fow aww x3 the countwy >_> is laid fow OwO me; >_> but nyow -^w^ am UwU I UwU so hungwy :3 that, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might uWu have :3 a lease of x3 my >w< wife fow :3 a -thousand years, UwU I couwd xDD stay nyo wongew. >_> Whewefowe, on :3 a ^-^ bwick -waww uWu have UwU I ^-^ cwimb'd x3 into ÚwÚ this gawden, to >_> see >_> if UwU I ^.^ can eat gwass -ow pick :3 a sallet anyothew while, which >_> is nyot uWu amiss to :3 coow :3 a -:33 man's stomach ÚwÚ this :3 hot weather. xDD And UwU I think ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd 'sallet' -UwU was bown to UwU do ;;w;; me good; fow UwU many :3 a time, >_> but fow :3 a sallet, x3 my -UwU bwain-pain xDD had :33 been uWu cweft with :3 a >_> bwown biww; ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a time, -when UwU I uWu have :33 been ^.^ dwy, ÚwÚ and bravely marching, >w< it hath sewv'd ;;w;; me -^w^ instead of :3 a >_< quawt-pot to ÚwÚ dwink UwU in; ÚwÚ and nyow x3 the ;;w;; wowd 'sallet' -^w^ must serve ;;w;; me to >w< feed :3 on. - -Entew IDEN - ->_> IDEN. Wowd, who ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wive tuwmoiwed uWu in x3 the court -xDD And OwO may ^.^ enjoy xDD such :33 quiet >w< wawks >_< as xDD these? -This UwU smaww inheritance x3 my >w< fathew left ;;w;; me -;;w;; Contenteth uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowth :3 a >_> monyawchy. -UwU I >_> seek nyot to OwO wax great ^.^ by OwO othews' >_< wanying -:33 Ow gathew weawth UwU I :3 cawe nyot with >_> what xDD envy; -:33 Sufficeth :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 maintains x3 my state, -xDD And OwO sends x3 the poor weww ^w^ pweased from x3 my uWu gate. -ÚwÚ CADE. >_> Hewe's x3 the ;;w;; wowd of x3 the UwU soiw come to x3 seize ;;w;; me fow :3 a stway, fow -entering :33 his >_> fee-simpwe ^-^ without >_< weave. xDD Ah, villain, xDD thou wiwt -ÚwÚ betway uWu me, ÚwÚ and get :3 a thousand :3 cwowns of x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ by ^w^ cawwying x3 my ->_> head to him; >_> but I'll >_< make uWu thee eat iwon ^.^ wike >w< an :3 ostwich ÚwÚ and -swawwow x3 my xDD swowd ^.^ wike :3 a great uWu pin ere xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I part. ->_> IDEN. Why, wude >_< companyion, whatsoe'er xDD thou be, -UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee x3 nyot; >w< why xDD then >_> shouwd UwU I ÚwÚ betway thee? -^-^ Is't nyot enough to bweak x3 into x3 my >_< gawden -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a UwU thief to come to rob x3 my grounds, -Climbing x3 my OwO wawws uWu in x3 spite of ;;w;; me x3 the owner, -OwO But xDD thou wiwt >_< bwave ;;w;; me with these ^w^ saucy terms? -ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ Bwave thee? Ay, ^.^ by x3 the best :3 bwood :3 that OwO evew UwU was bwoach'd, ÚwÚ and -^w^ beawd uWu thee UwU too. Wook on ;;w;; me well: UwU I uWu have eat nyo :3 meat these five -uWu days, yet come xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy five ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot OwO weave xDD you -aww >_< as >_< dead >_< as :3 a uWu doow-nyaiw, UwU I pray ^w^ God UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew eat gwass -more. ->_> IDEN. Nyay, >w< it UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew be said, OwO whiwe England stands, -:33 That x3 Awexandew ^w^ Iden, >w< an :33 esquiwe of UwU Kent, ->w< Took ^w^ odds to :33 combat :3 a poor famish'd man. -ÚwÚ Oppose >w< thy steadfast-gazing eyes to minye; -xDD See >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst outface ;;w;; me with >w< thy looks; -Set x3 wimb to ÚwÚ wimb, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt uWu faw x3 the >w< wessew; -x3 Thy uWu hand >_> is >_> but :3 a finger to x3 my uWu fist, -x3 Thy >_< weg :3 a OwO stick compawed with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ twuncheon; -OwO My :33 foot UwU shaww >w< fight with aww x3 the ÚwÚ stwength xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, -xDD And >_> if >_< minye awm be ;;w;; heaved uWu in x3 the air, -x3 Thy :3 gwave >_> is xDD digg'd xDD awweady uWu in x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -;;w;; As fow wowds, x3 whose :33 gweatnyess ^-^ answews wowds, -Let ÚwÚ this x3 my xDD swowd wepowt >_> what ÚwÚ speech forbears. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^-^ By x3 my uWu vawouw, x3 the UwU most complete x3 champion :3 that OwO evew UwU I heard! ->w< Steew, >_> if xDD thou turn x3 the >_> edge, ow :3 cut nyot x3 out x3 the ^.^ buwwy ^w^ bon'd ->_< cwown uWu in >_> chinyes of ^w^ beef ere xDD thou :33 sweep uWu in >w< thy ^.^ sheath, UwU I :33 beseech -^w^ God on x3 my knees xDD thou uWu mayst be >_> tuwn'd to hobnails. [Here ;;w;; they -fight; CADE :33 fawws] >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! :3 faminye ÚwÚ and nyo othew hath :3 swain -x3 me. Let ;;w;; ten thousand xDD deviws come OwO against uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me >_> but x3 the -;;w;; ten ^w^ meaws UwU I uWu have :3 wost, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; I'd ^.^ defy them all. ^.^ Withew, gawden, ÚwÚ and -be henceforth :3 a burying :33 pwace to aww :3 that UwU do dwell uWu in ÚwÚ this house, -uWu because x3 the :3 unconquewed :3 souw of x3 Cade >_> is OwO fwed. ->_> IDEN. ^-^ Is't x3 Cade :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 swain, :3 that monstwous traitor? -OwO Swowd, UwU I xDD wiww hallow uWu thee fow ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^.^ deed -xDD And ^w^ hang uWu thee ^-^ o'ew x3 my tomb when UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. -Nye'ew UwU shaww ÚwÚ this :3 bwood be wiped from >w< thy UwU point, -OwO But xDD thou shalt ^-^ weaw >w< it >_< as :3 a x3 hewawd's >_> coat -;;w;; To xDD embwaze x3 the honour :3 that >w< thy >_< mastew ^-^ got. -ÚwÚ CADE. ^w^ Iden, faweweww; ÚwÚ and be OwO pwoud of >w< thy ^.^ victowy. Teww Kent from -;;w;; me ^.^ she hath wost her best ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and exhowt aww x3 the wowwd to be -:3 cowawds; fow I, :3 that >_< nyevew x3 feawed uWu any, ^w^ am ^w^ vanquished ^.^ by faminye, -nyot ^.^ by ;;w;; vawouw. :33 [Dies] ->_> IDEN. How much xDD thou wrong'st uWu me, heaven be x3 my ^-^ judge. -^w^ Die, uWu damnyed :3 wwetch, x3 the UwU cuwse of her :3 that OwO bawe uWu thee! -xDD And >_< as UwU I thwust >w< thy >w< body uWu in with x3 my uWu swowd, -^w^ So ÚwÚ wish I, UwU I ^w^ might thwust >w< thy :3 souw to uWu heww. -OwO Hence xDD wiww UwU I drag uWu thee OwO headwong ^.^ by x3 the heels -uWu Unto :3 a dunghill, which UwU shaww be >w< thy ^-^ gwave, -xDD And there :3 cut x3 off >w< thy UwU most >_< ungwacious head, ->_< Which UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw uWu in twiumph to x3 the OwO King, -^.^ Weaving >w< thy UwU twunk fow >_< cwows to >w< feed ^w^ upon. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu Fiewds ^-^ between Dawtfowd ÚwÚ and :3 Bwackheath - -Entew YORK, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ awmy of Irish, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -:3 YOWK. Fwom Iwewand OwO thus x3 comes York to >_< cwaim :33 his >w< wight -xDD And pluck x3 the >_< cwown from feebwe >_> Henwy's head: -^w^ Wing UwU bewws ^w^ awoud, buwn >_> bonfiwes ^-^ cweaw ÚwÚ and :3 bwight, -;;w;; To entertain great Engwand's ÚwÚ wawfuw king. -xDD Ah, ^-^ sancta UwU majestas! who ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU buy uWu thee ^w^ deaw? -Let them UwU obey :3 that xDD knyows nyot >w< how to ^-^ wuwe; -This uWu hand UwU was UwU made to handle >_< nyought >_> but ;;w;; gowd. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give >_< due uWu action to x3 my wowds -UwU Except :3 a xDD swowd ow sceptre ^w^ bawance :3 it. -^-^ A sceptre UwU shaww >w< it have, uWu have UwU I :3 a :3 souw -On which I'll toss x3 the ^-^ fwowew-de-wuce of Fwance. - -Entew BUCKINGHAM - -:3 [Aside] ;;w;; Whom uWu have ^.^ we hewe? ;;w;; Buckingham, to ^.^ distuwb me? -uWu The ^w^ King hath sent :3 him, ^w^ suwe: UwU I ^w^ must >_> dissembwe. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. York, >_> if xDD thou meanyest weww UwU I x3 gweet uWu thee well. -:3 YOWK. Humphrey of ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I xDD accept >w< thy ^.^ gweeting. -Awt xDD thou :3 a ^w^ messengew, ow come of pweasuwe? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ A :3 messengew from Henry, UwU ouw xDD dwead ^.^ wiege, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of these :3 awms uWu in :3 peace; -:33 Ow >w< why UwU thou, ^.^ being :3 a x3 subject >_< as UwU I am, -^w^ Against >w< thy ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and true OwO awwegiance sworn, -Should >w< waise UwU so great :3 a powew ^-^ without :33 his weave, -:33 Ow dawe to ;;w;; bwing >w< thy force UwU so nyeaw x3 the >_< couwt. -:3 YOWK. :3 [Aside] Scarce ^.^ can UwU I :3 speak, x3 my ^.^ chowew >_> is UwU so ^.^ gweat. ->_< O, UwU I couwd hew x3 up x3 wocks ÚwÚ and >w< fight with xDD fwint, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU so angry uWu at these abject :33 tewms; -xDD And now, ^.^ wike ^.^ Ajax :3 Tewamonyius, -On sheep ow oxen couwd UwU I spend x3 my xDD fuwy. -UwU I ^w^ am uWu faw xDD bettew bown than >_> is x3 the OwO King, -uWu Mowe ^.^ wike :3 a OwO king, ^.^ mowe >_> kingwy uWu in x3 my thoughts; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ must >_< make >w< faiw >_> weathew yet awhiwe, -Tiww Henwy be ^.^ mowe xDD weak ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ mowe ^-^ stwong.- -;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I uWu have UwU given nyo answew aww ÚwÚ this while; -OwO My ^-^ mind UwU was troubled with >_> deep :3 mewanchowy. -uWu The cause >w< why UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ this ^.^ awmy ÚwÚ hithew -Is to remove OwO pwoud Somerset from x3 the OwO King, -Seditious to :33 his Gwace ÚwÚ and to x3 the state. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 That >_> is ^w^ too much ^w^ pwesumption on >w< thy ^w^ pawt; -OwO But >_> if >w< thy :3 awms be to nyo othew ^w^ end, -uWu The ^w^ King hath yiewded >w< unto >w< thy demand: -uWu The >w< Duke of Somerset >_> is uWu in x3 the Towew. -:3 YOWK. >_> Upon ^.^ thinye honyouw, >_> is ^.^ he prisoner? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ pwisonyew. -:3 YOWK. Then, ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I UwU do dismiss x3 my :33 pow'ws. -Soldiers, UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww; UwU dispewse xDD youwsewves; -^w^ Meet ;;w;; me to-mowwow uWu in Saint George's >_> fiewd, ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 pay ÚwÚ and evewything xDD you ^w^ wish. -xDD And wet x3 my sovereign, virtuous Henry, -xDD Command x3 my eldest x3 son, x3 nyay, aww x3 my sons, -;;w;; As >_< pwedges of x3 my uWu feawty ÚwÚ and love. -I'll >_> send them aww >_< as ^.^ wiwwing >_< as UwU I live: -Lands, UwU goods, horse, awmouw, ;;w;; anything UwU I have, -Is :33 his to ^.^ use, UwU so Somerset OwO may die. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. York, UwU I ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ this uWu kind ;;w;; submission. -We twain xDD wiww OwO go x3 into :33 his Highness' uWu tent. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Buckingham, xDD doth York intend nyo x3 hawm to us, -:33 That OwO thus ^.^ he >w< mawcheth with uWu thee awm uWu in awm? -:3 YOWK. ^w^ In aww >_> submission ÚwÚ and humility -York xDD doth xDD pwesent >_< himsewf >w< unto x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Then >_> what ^-^ intends these forces xDD thou dost >_< bwing? -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; To x3 heave x3 the traitor Somerset from hence, -xDD And >w< fight OwO against :3 that monstwous rebel Cade, -Who xDD since UwU I heard to be discomfited. - -Entew IDEN, with CADE's >_> head - ->_> IDEN. ;;w;; If one UwU so wude ÚwÚ and of UwU so >_> mean condition -^-^ May pass x3 into x3 the x3 pwesence of :3 a OwO king, -Lo, UwU I xDD pwesent x3 youw Gwace :3 a UwU twaitow's head, -uWu The >_> head of Cade, ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu in :33 combat UwU swew. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The >_> head of Cade! UwU Gweat :33 God, >w< how >w< just awt xDD Thou! ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me x3 view :33 his ;;w;; visage, ^.^ being >_< dead, -:33 That UwU wiving ;;w;; wwought ;;w;; me xDD such :33 exceeding trouble. -Teww uWu me, x3 my fwiend, awt xDD thou x3 the x3 man :3 that >_< swew him? ->_> IDEN. UwU I UwU was, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How awt xDD thou call'd? xDD And >_> what >_> is >w< thy :33 degwee? ->_> IDEN. x3 Awexandew ^w^ Iden, ^w^ that's x3 my UwU nyame; -^-^ A poor :33 esquiwe of Kent :3 that loves :33 his king. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ So uWu pwease >w< it UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< 'twewe nyot uWu amiss ->w< He :3 wewe created knight fow :33 his ÚwÚ good service. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Iden, ^w^ knyeew down. [He knyeews] ^-^ Wise x3 up :3 a knyight. -We UwU give uWu thee fow wewawd :3 a thousand ^w^ mawks, -xDD And xDD wiww :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; thencefowth >_< attend on >_> us. ->_> IDEN. ^-^ May xDD Iden ^w^ wive to merit xDD such :3 a x3 bounty, -xDD And >_< nyevew ^w^ wive >_> but true >w< unto :33 his wiege! - -Entew x3 the >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and SOMERSET - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 See, Buckingham! Somerset x3 comes with x3 th' uWu Queen: -^w^ Go, bid her hide ^.^ him quickly from x3 the uWu Duke. -QUEEN. For thousand Yorks ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot hide :33 his head, -OwO But OwO bowdwy stand ÚwÚ and >w< fwont ^.^ him to :33 his ;;w;; face. -:3 YOWK. How >_< nyow! Is Somerset uWu at ÚwÚ wibewty? -Then, York, unwoose >w< thy long-imprisoned >_< thoughts -xDD And wet >w< thy >_> tongue be equal with >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. -Shall UwU I OwO enduwe x3 the ^.^ sight of :3 Somewset? -ÚwÚ Fawse OwO king, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou xDD bwoken :33 faith with uWu me, -Knyowing >w< how hardly UwU I ^.^ can >w< bwook >_< abuse? -^w^ King uWu did UwU I caww thee? :3 Nyo, xDD thou awt nyot uWu king; -ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; fit to >_< guvwn ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe xDD muwtitudes, ->_< Which ^w^ daw'st >_> nyot, no, nor ;;w;; canst nyot UwU wuwe :3 a traitor. -:33 That >_> head of ^.^ thinye xDD doth nyot :33 become :3 a >_< cwown; -x3 Thy uWu hand >_> is UwU made to ÚwÚ gwasp :3 a pawmew's staff, -xDD And nyot to xDD gwace >w< an x3 awfuw princely sceptre. -:33 That gowd ^w^ must ;;w;; wound :33 engiwt these ^w^ bwows of >_> minye, ->_< Whose ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and fwown, ^.^ wike to ^-^ Achiwwes' UwU speaw, -Is able with x3 the change to OwO kiww ÚwÚ and x3 cuwe. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a uWu hand to howd :3 a sceptre up, -xDD And with x3 the same to ;;w;; act >w< contwowwing waws. -Give ;;w;; pwace. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, xDD thou shalt UwU wuwe nyo ^.^ mowe -^w^ O'ew ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom heaven created fow >w< thy ruler. -uWu SOMEWSET. x3 O monstwous twaitow! UwU I ;;w;; awwest ÚwÚ thee, York, -Of >w< capitaw UwU tweason uWu 'gainst x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and crown. -Obey, audacious uWu twaitow; ^w^ knyeew fow grace. -:3 YOWK. Wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me ;;w;; knyeew? First wet ;;w;; me ^w^ ask of OwO these, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they ^.^ can >w< bwook UwU I bow :3 a knyee to man. -Siwwah, caww uWu in x3 my xDD sons to be x3 my :3 baiw: uWu Exit x3 attendant -UwU I knyow, ere >w< thy xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; me OwO go to :33 wawd, -x3 They'ww ^.^ pawn uWu theiw :33 swowds fow x3 my enfranchisement. -QUEEN. ;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ hithew >_> Cwiffowd; bid ^.^ him come x3 amain, -;;w;; To >_> say >_> if :3 that x3 the ^.^ bastawd >_< boys of York -Shall be x3 the surety fow uWu theiw traitor :33 fathew. -uWu Exit BUCKINGHAM -:3 YOWK. x3 O blood-bespotted :3 Nyeapowitan, ->w< Outcast of Naples, Engwand's bwoody uWu scouwge! -uWu The xDD sons of York, >w< thy ^-^ bettews uWu in uWu theiw birth, -Shall be uWu theiw father's bail; ÚwÚ and >_> banye to UwU those -:33 That fow x3 my surety xDD wiww refuse x3 the :33 boys! - -Entew >w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ and UwU WICHAWD x3 PWANTAGENyET - -xDD See :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 come: I'll :33 wawwant they'ww >_< make >w< it UwU good. - -Entew CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ SON - -QUEEN. xDD And OwO hewe x3 comes xDD Cwiffowd to UwU deny uWu theiw ^w^ baiw. -:33 CWIFFOWD. :3 Heawth ÚwÚ and aww happinyess to x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the King! ->_< [Knyeews] -:3 YOWK. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, >_< Cwiffowd. Say, >_> what nyews with thee? -Nyay, UwU do nyot :33 fwight >_> us with >w< an angry wook. -We OwO awe >w< thy sovereign, uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ knyeew again; -For >w< thy ;;w;; mistaking >_> so, ^.^ we UwU pawdon thee. -:33 CWIFFOWD. This >_> is x3 my OwO King, York, UwU I UwU do nyot OwO mistake; -OwO But xDD thou :33 mistakes ;;w;; me much to think UwU I xDD do. -;;w;; To Bedwam with x3 him! Is x3 the x3 man grown uWu mad? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, >_> Cwiffowd; :3 a bedlam ÚwÚ and :3 ambitious humouw -:3 Makes ^.^ him ;;w;; oppose >_< himsewf OwO against :33 his king. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >w< He >_> is :3 a uWu twaitow; wet ^.^ him to x3 the Towew, -xDD And chop OwO away :3 that uWu factious OwO pate of ÚwÚ his. -QUEEN. >w< He >_> is awwested, >_> but xDD wiww nyot obey; -ÚwÚ His sons, ^.^ he says, UwU shaww UwU give uWu theiw wowds fow ^.^ him. -:3 YOWK. Will xDD you >_> nyot, sons? ->_> EDWAWD. Ay, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if UwU ouw wowds xDD wiww ^.^ sewve. ->_< WICHAWD. xDD And >_> if wowds xDD wiww >_> nyot, xDD then UwU ouw >_< weapons >_< shaww. -:33 CWIFFOWD. Why, >_> what :3 a brood of traitors uWu have ^.^ we here! -:3 YOWK. Wook uWu in :3 a gwass, ÚwÚ and caww >w< thy x3 image so: -UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy OwO king, ÚwÚ and xDD thou :3 a ;;w;; fawse-heawt traitor. -;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ hithew to x3 the OwO stake x3 my >w< two >_< bwave bears, -:33 That with x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ shaking of uWu theiw >_> chains -^-^ They OwO may ^w^ astonyish these ^.^ feww-wuwking curs. -x3 Bid uWu Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Wawwick come to x3 me. - -Entew x3 the OwO EAWWS ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY - -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ Awe these >w< thy ^-^ beaws? ^-^ We'ww x3 bait >w< thy bears to UwU death, -xDD And ;;w;; manyacwe x3 the berard uWu in uWu theiw >_> chains, -;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ daw'st ;;w;; bwing them to x3 the :33 baiting-pwace. ->_< WICHAWD. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I :3 seen :3 a :3 hot ^-^ o'ew OwO weenying cur -OwO Wun back ÚwÚ and bite, uWu because ^.^ he UwU was withheld; -UwU Who, ^.^ being :33 suffew'd, with x3 the beaw's UwU feww OwO paw, ->_< Hath ^-^ cwapp'd :33 his :33 taiw ^-^ between :33 his UwU wegs ÚwÚ and :3 cwied; -xDD And xDD such :3 a ^.^ piece of OwO sewvice xDD wiww xDD you UwU do, -;;w;; If xDD you ;;w;; oppose youwsewves to >_< match Lord uWu Wawwick. -:33 CWIFFOWD. Hence, >_< heap of :33 wwath, fouw indigested >w< wump, -;;w;; As crooked uWu in >w< thy ^w^ mannyews >_< as >w< thy >_< shape! -:3 YOWK. Nyay, ^.^ we UwU shaww ^.^ heat xDD you thowoughwy x3 anyon. -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, xDD west ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ heat xDD you buwn youwsewves. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, Wawwick, hath >w< thy knyee fowgot to >_< bow? -^-^ Owd >_> Sawisbuwy, ^-^ shame to >w< thy :33 siwvew hair, -^.^ Thou ^-^ mad misleader of >w< thy :33 bwainsick ^w^ son! -What, wiwt xDD thou on >w< thy death-bed :33 pway x3 the ruffian -xDD And >_> seek fow sorrow with >w< thy spectacles? ->_< O, :3 whewe >_> is OwO faith? >_< O, :3 whewe >_> is >w< woyawty? -;;w;; If >w< it be banyish'd from x3 the fwosty head, -Whewe UwU shaww >w< it find :3 a uWu hawbouw uWu in x3 the ^w^ eawth? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go dig :3 a :3 gwave to find x3 out >w< waw -xDD And ^-^ shame ^.^ thinye ^.^ honyouwabwe age with >_< bwood? -Why awt xDD thou :3 owd, ÚwÚ and :33 want'st xDD expewience? -:33 Ow ^-^ whewefowe dost abuse :33 it, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast :33 it? -For x3 shame! ^w^ In >_> duty >w< bend >w< thy knyee to uWu me, -:33 That bows >w< unto x3 the :3 gwave with mickwe age. -SAWISBUWY. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have considewed with mysewf -uWu The >_< tide of ÚwÚ this UwU most uWu wenyownyed x3 duke, -xDD And uWu in x3 my >_> conscience UwU do ^-^ wepute :33 his Gwace -uWu The wightfuw heir to Engwand's royal UwU seat. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Hast xDD thou nyot sworn OwO awwegiance >w< unto me? -SAWISBUWY. UwU I :3 have. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou ^w^ dispense with heaven fow xDD such >w< an ^w^ oath? -SAWISBUWY. ^.^ It >_> is great x3 sin to >_< sweaw >w< unto :3 a sin; -OwO But :33 gweatew x3 sin to >_< keep :3 a x3 sinfuw uWu oath. -Who ^.^ can be bound ^.^ by xDD any solemn vow -;;w;; To UwU do :3 a OwO muwd'wous OwO deed, to rob :3 a ^w^ man, -;;w;; To force :3 a :3 spotwess viwgin's >_> chastity, -;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the owphan of :33 his UwU patwimony, -;;w;; To wring x3 the ^.^ widow from her >_< custom'd wight, -xDD And uWu have nyo othew reason fow ÚwÚ this wrong -OwO But :3 that ^.^ he UwU was bound ^.^ by :3 a solemn ^w^ oath? -QUEEN. ^-^ A >_> subtwe traitor >_< nyeeds nyo sophister. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and bid ^.^ him awm himself. -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^w^ fwiends xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd fow :33 death ow UwU dignyity. -:33 CWIFFOWD. uWu The xDD fiwst UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, >_> if x3 dweams ^-^ pwuv true. -WARWICK. >_> You :3 wewe best to OwO go to x3 bed ÚwÚ and dweam again -;;w;; To >_< keep uWu thee from x3 the UwU tempest of x3 the >_> fiewd. -:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd to UwU beaw :3 a :33 gweatew x3 stowm -Than xDD any xDD thou ;;w;; canst x3 conjuwe x3 up to-day; -xDD And :3 that I'll >w< wwite ;;w;; upon >w< thy xDD buwgonyet, -^.^ Might UwU I >_> but ^.^ knyow uWu thee ^.^ by >w< thy :33 househowd ^.^ badge. -WARWICK. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my father's ^w^ badge, ;;w;; owd >_> Nyeviw's crest, -uWu The rampant UwU beaw ^.^ chain'd to x3 the ^-^ wagged staff, -This day I'll ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ awoft x3 my xDD buwgonyet, -;;w;; As on :3 a mountain-top x3 the cedar uWu shows, -:33 That keeps :33 his >w< weaves uWu in x3 spite of xDD any stowm, -Even to affright uWu thee with x3 the x3 view >_> theweof. -:33 CWIFFOWD. xDD And from >w< thy buwgonyet I'll rend >w< thy UwU beaw -xDD And ;;w;; twead >w< it :33 undew :33 foot with aww ^.^ contempt, -^-^ Despite x3 the berard :3 that xDD pwotects x3 the bear. -:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. xDD And UwU so to awms, ;;w;; victowious ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; To OwO queww x3 the ÚwÚ webews ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >w< compwices. ->_< WICHAWD. uWu Fie! chawity, fow x3 shame! ^w^ Speak nyot uWu in xDD spite, -For xDD you UwU shaww UwU sup with >_< Jesu ^-^ Chwist to-night. -:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. Foul stigmatic, ^w^ that's ^.^ mowe than xDD thou ;;w;; canst tell. ->_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; If nyot uWu in ^.^ heaven, you'ww x3 suwewy UwU sup uWu in uWu heww. -Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Saint Awbans - -^.^ Awawums to x3 the ^.^ battwe. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK - -WARWICK. xDD Cwiffowd of Cumberland, UwU 'tis Wawwick cawws; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou dost nyot hide uWu thee from x3 the >_> beaw, ->_> Nyow, when x3 the angry ÚwÚ twumpet sounds OwO awawum -xDD And >_< dead men's x3 cwies UwU do ^w^ fiww x3 the :33 empty air, -uWu Cwiffowd, UwU I say, come fowth ÚwÚ and >w< fight with x3 me. -Pwoud ^w^ nyowthewn uWu wowd, xDD Cwiffowd of Cumberland, -^w^ WAWWICK >_> is :33 hoawse with x3 cawwing uWu thee to arms. - -Entew YORK - -How now, x3 my x3 nyobwe ^.^ wowd! x3 what, aww a-foot? -:3 YOWK. uWu The >_> deadwy-handed xDD Cwiffowd >_< swew x3 my UwU steed; -OwO But >_< match to >_< match UwU I uWu have encount'wed :3 him, -xDD And UwU made :3 a prey fow OwO cawwion :33 kites ÚwÚ and >_< cwows -Even of x3 the ^w^ bonny beast ^.^ he :3 wov'd UwU so well. - -Entew OLD CWIFFOWD - -WARWICK. Of one ow both of >_> us x3 the time >_> is x3 come. -:3 YOWK. UwU Howd, Wawwick, >_> seek uWu thee x3 out x3 some othew uWu chase, -For UwU I mysewf ^w^ must OwO hunt ÚwÚ this >w< deew to death. -WARWICK. Then, nobly, Yowk; UwU 'tis fow :3 a >_< cwown xDD thou :33 fight'st. -;;w;; As UwU I >_> intend, uWu Cwiffowd, to x3 thwive uWu to-day, -^.^ It grieves x3 my :3 souw to OwO weave uWu thee ^.^ unyassaiw'd. uWu Exit -:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> What seest xDD thou uWu in uWu me, York? Why dost xDD thou >_< pause? -:3 YOWK. With >w< thy >_< bwave :33 beawing >_> shouwd UwU I be uWu in wuv -OwO But :3 that xDD thou awt UwU so ÚwÚ fast >_< minye enemy. -:33 CWIFFOWD. x3 Nyow >_> shouwd >w< thy :3 pwowess ^.^ want praise ÚwÚ and >_> esteem -OwO But :3 that UwU 'tis OwO shown ignyobwy ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 tweason. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ So wet >w< it OwO hewp ;;w;; me nyow OwO against >w< thy uWu swowd, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu in justice ÚwÚ and true >w< wight express :3 it! -:33 CWIFFOWD. OwO My :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< body on x3 the uWu action UwU both! -:3 YOWK. ^-^ A :3 dweadfuw >_< way! Address uWu thee ^.^ instantwy. -^w^ [They >w< fight ÚwÚ and CWIFFOWD :33 fawws] -:33 CWIFFOWD. :33 Wa ^-^ fin :33 couwonnye >w< wes OwO oeuvwes. :33 [Dies] -:3 YOWK. ^-^ Thus >w< waw hath UwU given uWu thee ÚwÚ peace, fow xDD thou awt xDD stiww. -:3 Peace with :33 his x3 souw, ^.^ heaven, >_> if >w< it be >w< thy will! uWu Exit - -Entew :3 YOUNG CWIFFOWD - -:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. Shame ÚwÚ and UwU confusion! All >_> is on x3 the rout; -Fear ^-^ fwames uWu disowdew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ disowdew wounds -Whewe >w< it >_> shouwd >w< guawd. x3 O waw, xDD thou >_< son of >_> heww, -;;w;; Whom angry heavens UwU do >_< make uWu theiw minister, -Throw uWu in x3 the uWu fwozen >_> bosoms of UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt -Hot ÚwÚ coaws of vengeance! Let nyo soldier fwy. ->w< He :3 that >_> is :33 twuwy dedicate to >w< waw ->_< Hath nyo self-love; nor ^.^ he :3 that loves >_< himsewf ->_< Hath nyot essentially, >_> but ^.^ by ciwcumstance, -uWu The xDD nyame of ;;w;; vawouw. [Sees :33 his father's >_> body] ->_< O, wet x3 the ^-^ viwe wowwd >w< end -xDD And x3 the pwemised flames of x3 the >w< wast day -Knyit ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and heaven ;;w;; togethew! -Now wet x3 the general ÚwÚ twumpet ^w^ bwow :33 his x3 bwast, -x3 Pawticuwawities ÚwÚ and petty sounds -;;w;; To >w< cease! UwU Wast xDD thou ordain'd, uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; To wose >w< thy :33 youth uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; achieve -uWu The :33 siwvew :33 wivewy of ^w^ advised age, -xDD And uWu in >w< thy ^w^ wevewence ÚwÚ and >w< thy chair-days OwO thus -;;w;; To ^-^ die uWu in ruffian :3 battwe? Even uWu at ÚwÚ this ^.^ sight -OwO My >_< heawt >_> is >_> tuwn'd to stonye; ÚwÚ and OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_< minye -^.^ It UwU shaww be stony. York nyot UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ;;w;; men >w< spawes; -No ^.^ mowe xDD wiww UwU I uWu theiw UwU babes. Tears ^.^ viwginyaw -Shall be to ;;w;; me even >_< as x3 the :33 dew to x3 fiwe; -xDD And >w< beauty, :3 that x3 the tyrant ;;w;; oft wecwaims, -Shall to x3 my OwO fwaming >_> wwath be oiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwax. -ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have to UwU do with :33 pity: -^w^ Meet UwU I >w< an xDD infant of x3 the ;;w;; house of York, -^.^ Into >_< as UwU many ^-^ gobbets xDD wiww UwU I :3 cut >w< it -;;w;; As >w< wiwd OwO Medea xDD young Absyrtus ^.^ did; -^w^ In OwO cwuewty xDD wiww UwU I >_> seek x3 out x3 my ^w^ fame. -^.^ Come, xDD thou x3 nyew xDD wuin of ;;w;; owd Cwiffowd's ^.^ house; -;;w;; As uWu did ÚwÚ Aenyeas ;;w;; owd Anchises >_> beaw, -^w^ So UwU beaw UwU I uWu thee ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD manwy >_< shouwdews; -OwO But xDD then ÚwÚ Aenyeas OwO bawe :3 a UwU wiving >w< woad, -Nyothing UwU so x3 heavy >_< as these :3 woes of ^w^ minye. -uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body - -Entew UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and SOMERSET to ^w^ fight. SOMERSET >_> is ^.^ kiwwed - ->_< WICHAWD. So, >_< wie xDD thou uWu thewe; -For undewnyeath >w< an alehouse' paltry ^w^ sign, -uWu The ;;w;; Castwe uWu in Saint >_> Awbans, Somerset ->_< Hath UwU made x3 the wizard famous uWu in :33 his death. -OwO Swowd, howd >w< thy ^-^ tempew; uWu heawt, be wrathful stiww: -Priests pray fow UwU enyemies, >_> but pwinces UwU kiww. uWu Exit - -Fight. ^-^ Excuwsions. Entew ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -QUEEN. :33 Away, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >_> You OwO awe UwU swow; fow UwU shame, away! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Can ^.^ we xDD outwun x3 the xDD heavens? ^-^ Good Margaret, >_< stay. -QUEEN. >_> What OwO awe xDD you UwU made UwU of? You'll nor >w< fight nor fwy. -Now >_> is >w< it x3 manhood, wisdom, ÚwÚ and ^w^ defence, -;;w;; To UwU give x3 the ;;w;; enyemy :3 way, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ secuwe >_> us -^-^ By >_> what ^.^ we ^-^ can, which ^.^ can nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but fwy. -[Alarum afaw off] -;;w;; If xDD you be x3 ta'en, ^.^ we xDD then >_> shouwd >_> see x3 the :3 bottom -Of aww UwU ouw fortunes; >_> but >_> if ^.^ we haply :33 scape- -;;w;; As weww ^.^ we may, >_> if nyot ^w^ thwough x3 youw nyegwect- -We UwU shaww to ;;w;; Wondon ÚwÚ get, :3 whewe xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; wov'd, -xDD And :3 whewe ÚwÚ this ^w^ bweach nyow uWu in UwU ouw fowtunyes UwU made -^-^ May readily be ^.^ stopp'd. - -^.^ We-entew :3 YOUNG CWIFFOWD - -:3 YOUNG :33 CWIFFOWD. OwO But :3 that x3 my heart's on ÚwÚ futuwe ^-^ mischief ^-^ set, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak bwasphemy ere bid xDD you xDD fwy; -OwO But fwy xDD you :3 must; uncurable ^w^ discomfit -UwU Weigns uWu in x3 the heawts of aww UwU ouw xDD pwesent pawts. -:33 Away, fow x3 youw wewief! ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww ^w^ wive -;;w;; To >_> see uWu theiw day ÚwÚ and them UwU ouw :3 fowtunye give. -:33 Away, x3 my uWu wowd, away! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu Fiewds nyeaw Saint Awbans - -;;w;; Awawum. >w< Wetweat. Entew YORK, WICHAWD, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, -with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -:3 YOWK. Of >_> Sawisbuwy, who ^.^ can wepowt of :3 him, -:33 That winter wion, who uWu in xDD wage forgets -^.^ Aged ^w^ contusions ÚwÚ and aww bwush of time -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO gawwant uWu in x3 the ^w^ bwow of youth, -UwU Wepaiws ^.^ him with >_> occasion? This ^w^ happy day -Is nyot itself, nor uWu have ^.^ we ^.^ won one xDD foot, -;;w;; If uWu Sawisbuwy be :3 wost. ->_< WICHAWD. OwO My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, -Thwee times ^w^ to-day UwU I holp ^.^ him to :33 his horse, -Thwee times ^w^ bestwid :3 him, thrice UwU I x3 wed ^.^ him ^w^ off, -x3 Pewsuaded ^.^ him from xDD any further ÚwÚ act; -OwO But still :3 whewe danger UwU was, still there UwU I >w< met him; -xDD And ^.^ wike rich >_> hangings uWu in :3 a homewy house, -^w^ So UwU was :33 his xDD wiww uWu in :33 his ;;w;; owd feebwe body. -But, x3 nyobwe >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, wook :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. - -Entew SALISBURY - -SAWISBUWY. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my uWu swowd, weww x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ fought to-day! -^-^ By x3 th' UwU mass, UwU so uWu did ^.^ we all. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, >w< Wichawd: -^w^ God xDD knyows >w< how ^-^ wong >w< it >_> is UwU I uWu have to x3 wive, -xDD And >w< it hath pleas'd xDD Him :3 that >w< thwee times ^w^ to-day ->_> You uWu have defended ;;w;; me from imminyent death. -xDD Weww, wowds, ^.^ we uWu have nyot ^w^ got :3 that which ^.^ we uWu have; -'Tis nyot enough UwU ouw ^-^ foes OwO awe ÚwÚ this time fwed, -uWu Being >_< opposites of xDD such repairing :33 nyatuwe. -:3 YOWK. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU ouw :33 safety >_> is to ;;w;; fowwow OwO them; -For, >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is ^w^ fwed to ;;w;; Wondon -;;w;; To caww :3 a xDD pwesent court of >_< Pawwiament. -Let >_> us pursue ^.^ him ere x3 the UwU wwits OwO go forth. ->_> What ;;w;; says Lord ^w^ Wawwick? Shall ^.^ we ÚwÚ aftew them? -WARWICK. >w< Aftew them? Nyay, >w< befowe ÚwÚ them, >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; can. ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, wowds, uWu 'twas :3 a glorious ^.^ day: -Saint :3 Awbans' battwe, ^.^ won ^.^ by famous York, -Shall be :33 etewnyiz'd uWu in aww age to x3 come. -Sound drum ÚwÚ and trumpets ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; Wondon aww; -xDD And ^.^ mowe xDD such OwO days >_< as these to >_> us ;;w;; befaww! Exeunt - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -uWu 1591 - -^-^ THE ^w^ THIWD OwO PAWT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH -EDWARD, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, :33 his >_< son -:3 WEWIS XI, ^w^ King of Fwance ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF SOMERSET -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >_> EXETEW EARL ÚwÚ OF x3 OXFOWD -EARL ÚwÚ OF NyOWTHUMBEWWAND EARL ÚwÚ OF WESTMOWEWAND ->w< WOWD CWIFFOWD -UwU WICHAWD :33 PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK -EDWARD, EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu MAWCH, afterwards ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD IV, :33 his >_< son ->w< EDMUND, EARL ÚwÚ OF WUTWAND, :33 his >_< son -GEORGE, afterwards ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF OwO CWAWENCE, :33 his >_< son -WICHAWD, afterwards ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, :33 his >_< son -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK MARQUIS ÚwÚ OF x3 MONTAGUE -EARL ÚwÚ OF ^w^ WAWWICK EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 PEMBWOKE ->w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS >w< WOWD ^w^ STAFFOWD -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN x3 MOWTIMEW, :33 uncwe to x3 the >w< Duke of York -ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH x3 MOWTIMEW, :33 uncwe to x3 the >w< Duke of York ->_> HENWY, EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 WICHMOND, :3 a :33 youth ->w< WOWD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ bwothew to xDD Wady Grey -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM STANLEY ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN >w< MONTGOMEWY -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN SOMEWVIWWE TUTOW, to Rutland ->_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF YORK x3 WIEUTENyANT ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE :3 TOWEW -^-^ A uWu NyOBWEMAN OwO TWO :33 KEEPEWS -^-^ A UwU HUNTSMAN -^-^ A ^.^ SON :3 that >_> has ^.^ kiwwed :33 his >w< fathew -^-^ A >_< FATHEW :3 that >_> has ^.^ kiwwed :33 his >_< son - ->w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET -:3 WADY x3 GWEY, afterwards >w< QUEEN to Edward IV -BONA, :3 sistew to x3 the OwO Fwench xDD Queen - -Soldiers, ;;w;; Attendants, Messengews, ;;w;; Watchmen, :33 etc. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England ÚwÚ and Fwance - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ Pawwiament House - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, EDWARD, WICHAWD, ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, ^w^ WAWWICK, -ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, with ^-^ white >_< woses uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ hats - -WARWICK. UwU I wonder >w< how x3 the ^w^ King escap'd UwU ouw ^w^ hands. -:3 YOWK. While ^.^ we >_< puwsu'd x3 the ^.^ howsemen of x3 the :33 nyowth, ->w< He slily OwO stowe OwO away ÚwÚ and left :33 his ÚwÚ men; -Wheweat x3 the great Lord of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ->_< Whose warlike OwO eaws couwd >_< nyevew >w< bwook >w< wetweat, -x3 Cheew'd x3 up x3 the ;;w;; dwooping xDD awmy, ÚwÚ and himsewf, -Lord uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and Lord Stafford, aww abweast, ->w< Chawg'd UwU ouw :33 main battle's ÚwÚ fwont, x3 and, breaking x3 in, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ by x3 the :33 swowds of ^w^ common ^-^ sowdiews ^w^ swain. ->_> EDWAWD. Lord Stafford's ÚwÚ fathew, >w< Duke of ;;w;; Buckingham, -Is xDD eithew :3 swain ow wounded dangerous; -UwU I uWu cweft :33 his ;;w;; beavew with :3 a downwight >_> bwow. -:33 That ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ fathew, behowd :33 his blood. -x3 MONTAGUE. ^.^ And, brother, hewe's x3 the ^-^ Eaww of >_< Wiwtshiwe's bwood, -;;w;; Whom UwU I encount'wed >_< as x3 the :3 battwes ^.^ join'd. ->_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Speak xDD thou fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and tell them >_> what UwU I ^.^ did. -[Thwowing down SOMERSET'S UwU head] -:3 YOWK. Richard hath best OwO desewv'd of aww x3 my >w< sons. -OwO But >_> is x3 youw Gwace >_< dead, x3 my Lord of :3 Somewset? -NyOWFOWK. >w< Such UwU hope uWu have aww x3 the winye of John of OwO Gaunt! ->_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I UwU hope to ;;w;; shake ^w^ King >_> Henwy's >_> head. -WARWICK. xDD And UwU so UwU do ^.^ I. Victorious Prince of York, -^.^ Befowe UwU I >_> see uWu thee seated uWu in :3 that >_< thwonye ->_< Which nyow x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew x3 usuwps, -UwU I vow ^.^ by heaven these eyes UwU shaww >_< nyevew uWu cwose. -This >_> is x3 the ^w^ pawace of x3 the x3 feawfuw OwO King, -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD wegaw UwU seat. Possess :33 it, Yowk; -For ÚwÚ this >_> is xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and nyot ^w^ King >_> Henwy's heirs'. -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; Assist ;;w;; me >w< then, x3 sweet Wawwick, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wiww; -For ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ we uWu have xDD bwoken uWu in ^.^ by >_> fowce. -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ We'ww aww xDD assist uWu you; ^.^ he :3 that fwies UwU shaww die. -:3 YOWK. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe x3 Nyowfowk. OwO Stay ^.^ by uWu me, x3 my :3 wowds; -^.^ And, xDD sowdiews, xDD stay ÚwÚ and uWu wodge ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. -^w^ [They OwO go >_< up] -WARWICK. xDD And when x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; comes, offer ^.^ him nyo violence. -OwO Unwess ^.^ he >_> seek to thwust xDD you x3 out perforce. -:3 YOWK. uWu The xDD Queen ÚwÚ this day OwO hewe ÚwÚ howds her parliament, -OwO But xDD wittwe ^w^ thinks ^.^ we UwU shaww be of her counciw. -^-^ By wowds ow ^w^ bwows OwO hewe wet >_> us x3 win UwU ouw ÚwÚ wight. ->_< WICHAWD. Awm'd >_< as ^.^ we awe, >_> wet's xDD stay within ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ house. -WARWICK. uWu The bwoody ;;w;; pawwiament UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be ;;w;; caww'd, -OwO Unwess Pwantagenyet, >w< Duke of York, be OwO King, -xDD And ^-^ bashfuw Henwy >w< depos'd, x3 whose cowardice ->_< Hath UwU made >_> us by-wowds to UwU ouw enemies. -:3 YOWK. UwU Then OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my :3 wowds; be ^-^ wesowute: -UwU I >_> mean to OwO take >w< possession of x3 my ÚwÚ wight. -WARWICK. >_> Nyeithew x3 the OwO King, nor ^.^ he :3 that loves ^.^ him ^w^ best, -uWu The OwO pwoudest ^.^ he :3 that ÚwÚ howds x3 up Lancaster, -Dawes stir :3 a OwO wing >_> if Wawwick ;;w;; shake :33 his bells. -I'll plant Pwantagenyet, ^.^ woot ^.^ him x3 up who dares. -Resolve ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Wichawd; >_< cwaim x3 the :3 Engwish crown. ->_< [YOWK occupies x3 the throne] - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ->_< WESTMOWEWAND, x3 EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with red >_< woses uWu in -uWu theiw ÚwÚ hats - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My wowds, wook :3 whewe x3 the ^.^ stuwdy rebel OwO sits, -Even uWu in x3 the >w< chaiw of ;;w;; state! ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ he >_< means, -uWu Back'd ^.^ by x3 the powew of Wawwick, :3 that UwU fawse peer, -;;w;; To ;;w;; aspiwe >w< unto x3 the >_< cwown ÚwÚ and OwO weign >_< as king. -^-^ Eaww of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ^.^ he >_< swew >w< thy father; -xDD And xDD thinye, Lord >_> Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and xDD you both uWu have ^.^ vow'd xDD wevenge -On :3 him, :33 his sons, :33 his xDD favouwites, ÚwÚ and :33 his fwiends. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; If UwU I be >_> nyot, heavens be ^w^ weveng'd on me! -:33 CWIFFOWD. uWu The UwU hope thereof x3 makes xDD Cwiffowd mouwn uWu in steew. -WESTMORELAND. What, UwU shaww ^.^ we suffew :3 this? :3 Wet's pluck ^.^ him down; -OwO My >_< heawt fow ÚwÚ angew burns; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook :3 it. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Eaww of >_> Westmowewand. -:33 CWIFFOWD. ;;w;; Patience >_> is fow powtwoons xDD such >_< as he; ->w< He x3 duwst nyot sit there xDD had x3 youw >w< fathew liv'd. -OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pawwiament -Let >_> us OwO assaiw x3 the family of x3 Yowk. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww x3 hast xDD thou spoken, :3 cousin; be >w< it :3 so. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, ^.^ knyow xDD you nyot x3 the UwU city ;;w;; favouws ÚwÚ them, -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have troops of ^-^ sowdiews uWu at uWu theiw beck? -UwU EXETEW. OwO But when x3 the >w< Duke >_> is :3 swain they'ww quickly fwy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Faw be x3 the xDD thought of ÚwÚ this from >_> Henwy's uWu heawt, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a :3 shambwes of x3 the ;;w;; pawwiament house! -x3 Cousin of >_< Exetew, ÚwÚ fwowns, wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 thweats, -Shall be x3 the >w< waw :3 that Henwy means to ÚwÚ use. -^.^ Thou uWu factious >w< Duke of York, descend x3 my >_< thwonye -xDD And ^w^ knyeew fow xDD gwace ÚwÚ and xDD mewcy uWu at x3 my feet; -UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy OwO suvweign. -:3 YOWK. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ thinye. -UwU EXETEW. For UwU shame, come down; ^.^ he UwU made uWu thee >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -:3 YOWK. >_< 'Twas x3 my ^.^ inhewitance, >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ eawwdom uWu was. -UwU EXETEW. x3 Thy >w< fathew UwU was :3 a traitor to x3 the crown. -WARWICK. >_< Exetew, xDD thou awt :3 a traitor to x3 the >_< cwown -^w^ In fowwowing ÚwÚ this usuwping >_< Henwy. -:33 CWIFFOWD. ;;w;; Whom >_> shouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwow >_> but :33 his natural UwU king? -WARWICK. >_< Twue, >_> Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's Richard >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And UwU shaww UwU I x3 stand, ÚwÚ and xDD thou sit uWu in x3 my uWu thwonye? -:3 YOWK. ^.^ It ^w^ must ÚwÚ and UwU shaww be so; :3 content thysewf. -WARWICK. ^w^ Be >w< Duke of ^-^ Wancastew; wet ^.^ him be ;;w;; King. -WESTMORELAND. >w< He >_> is both ^w^ King ÚwÚ and >w< Duke of ^-^ Wancastew; -xDD And :3 that x3 the Lord of ^-^ Westmowewand UwU shaww x3 maintain. -WARWICK. xDD And Wawwick UwU shaww dispwuv :3 it. >_> You x3 fowget -:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe UwU those which UwU chas'd xDD you from x3 the >_> fiewd, -xDD And >_< swew x3 youw fathers, ÚwÚ and with cowouws ;;w;; spwead -UwU Mawch'd ^w^ thwough x3 the UwU city to x3 the ^w^ pawace gates. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yes, Wawwick, UwU I remember >w< it to x3 my gwief; -^.^ And, ^.^ by :33 his x3 souw, xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; house UwU shaww rue :3 it. -WESTMORELAND. Pwantagenyet, of ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and these >w< thy sons, -x3 Thy :3 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO fwiends, I'll uWu have ^.^ mowe ;;w;; wives -Than ^.^ dwops of :3 bwood :3 wewe uWu in x3 my father's :3 veins. -:33 CWIFFOWD. Uwge >w< it nyo mowe; xDD west :3 that ^w^ instead of wowds -UwU I >_> send ÚwÚ thee, Wawwick, xDD such :3 a :3 messengew -;;w;; As UwU shaww xDD wevenge :33 his :33 death >w< befowe UwU I stir. -WARWICK. OwO Poow uWu Cwiffowd, >w< how UwU I ^w^ scown :33 his :33 wowthwess ^.^ thweats! -:3 YOWK. Will xDD you ^.^ we x3 show UwU ouw ;;w;; titwe to x3 the crown? -;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU ouw :33 swowds UwU shaww pwead >w< it uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_> What ;;w;; titwe x3 hast UwU thou, traitor, to x3 the crown? -x3 Thy >w< fathew UwU was, >_< as xDD thou awt, >w< Duke of Yowk; -x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwandfathew, Wogew Mortimer, ^-^ Eaww of :3 Mawch: -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< son of Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, -Who UwU made x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO Fwench to ^w^ stoop, -xDD And :3 seiz'd ;;w;; upon uWu theiw UwU towns ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwovinces. -WARWICK. Talk nyot of >_< Fwance, sith xDD thou x3 hast wost >w< it all. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The Lord Protector wost :33 it, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ I: -x3 When UwU I UwU was cwown'd, UwU I UwU was >_> but >w< nyinye ^w^ months ^-^ owd. ->_< WICHAWD. >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; owd enough now, ÚwÚ and yet uWu methinks xDD you uWu wose. -:3 Fathew, teaw x3 the >_< cwown from x3 the usuwpew's >_> head. ->_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ fathew, UwU do so; uWu set >w< it on x3 youw >_> head. -x3 MONTAGUE. ^-^ Good brother, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st ÚwÚ and :33 honyouwest awms, -:3 Wet's >w< fight >w< it x3 out ÚwÚ and nyot stand caviwwing OwO thus. ->_< WICHAWD. Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww fwy. -:3 YOWK. ^-^ Sons, peace! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Peace ^w^ thou! ÚwÚ and UwU give ^w^ King Henwy OwO weave to >_< speak. -WARWICK. OwO Pwantagenyet UwU shaww speak fiwst. >w< Heaw :3 him, :3 wowds; -xDD And be xDD you silent ÚwÚ and ^.^ attentive :3 too, -For ^.^ he :3 that interrupts ^.^ him UwU shaww nyot wive. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 Think'st xDD thou :3 that UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave x3 my >_> kingwy throne, -^-^ Whewein x3 my >_> gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fathew :3 sat? -No; xDD fiwst UwU shaww >w< waw xDD unpeopwe ÚwÚ this x3 my ÚwÚ weawm; -Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw cowouws, often :3 bownye uWu in >_< Fwance, -xDD And nyow uWu in England to UwU ouw heart's great >_> sowwow, -Shall be x3 my >w< winding-sheet. Why ÚwÚ faint UwU you, lords? -OwO My title's UwU good, ÚwÚ and xDD bettew uWu faw than ÚwÚ his. -WARWICK. ^-^ Pwuv :33 it, Henry, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt be ;;w;; King. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Henwy x3 the Fourth ^.^ by conquest ^w^ got x3 the crown. -:3 YOWK. >_< 'Twas ^.^ by ;;w;; webewwion OwO against :33 his king. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to say; x3 my title's OwO weak.- -Teww uWu me, OwO may nyot :3 a x3 king ^-^ adopt >w< an heir? -:3 YOWK. >_> What ^w^ then? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ An >_> if ^.^ he may, xDD then ^w^ am UwU I ÚwÚ wawfuw uWu King; -For ^.^ Wichawd, uWu in x3 the x3 view of UwU many wowds, -ÚwÚ Wesign'd x3 the >_< cwown to Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, ->_< Whose heir x3 my >w< fathew UwU was, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ his. -:3 YOWK. >w< He wose OwO against :3 him, ^.^ being :33 his sovereign, -xDD And UwU made ^.^ him to resign :33 his >_< cwown perforce. -WARWICK. >_< Suppose, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he uWu did >w< it unconstrain'd, -^w^ Think xDD you >w< 'twewe prejudicial to :33 his crown? -UwU EXETEW. No; fow ^.^ he couwd nyot UwU so resign :33 his >_< cwown -OwO But :3 that x3 the :3 nyext heir >_> shouwd >_< succeed ÚwÚ and reign. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Awt xDD thou OwO against us, >w< Duke of Exetew? -UwU EXETEW. ÚwÚ His >_> is x3 the wight, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU pawdon x3 me. -:3 YOWK. Why whisper UwU you, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and answew ^w^ nyot? -UwU EXETEW. OwO My >_> conscience uWu tewws ;;w;; me ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ wawfuw ;;w;; King. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 [Aside] All xDD wiww ;;w;; wevowt from uWu me, ÚwÚ and turn to ^.^ him. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Pwantagenyet, fow aww x3 the >_< cwaim xDD thou :3 way'st, -^w^ Think nyot :3 that Henwy UwU shaww be UwU so depos'd. -WARWICK. :3 Depos'd ^.^ he UwU shaww be, uWu in ;;w;; despite of all. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; deceiv'd. 'Tis nyot >w< thy >w< southewn powew -Of Essex, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^.^ Suffowk, nor of UwU Kent, ->_< Which x3 makes uWu thee OwO thus pwesumptuous ÚwÚ and :3 pwoud, -UwU Can uWu set x3 the >w< Duke x3 up uWu in ;;w;; despite of x3 me. -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ King Henry, be >w< thy ;;w;; titwe >w< wight ow wwong, -Lord xDD Cwiffowd x3 vows to >w< fight uWu in >w< thy OwO defence. -^-^ May :3 that x3 gwound gape, ÚwÚ and swawwow ;;w;; me ^.^ awive, -Whewe UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ knyeew to ^.^ him :3 that >_< swew x3 my ;;w;; fathew! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O uWu Cwiffowd, >w< how >w< thy wowds :3 wevive x3 my :33 heawt! -:3 YOWK. Henwy of Lancaster, resign >w< thy crown. ->_> What mutter UwU you, ow >_> what xDD conspiwe UwU you, lords? -WARWICK. Do >w< wight >w< unto ÚwÚ this princely >w< Duke of Yowk; -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ fiww x3 the ;;w;; house with :3 awmed men, -xDD And uvw x3 the >w< chaiw of state, :3 whewe nyow ^.^ he OwO sits, -:3 Wwite x3 up :33 his ;;w;; titwe with usuwping blood. -[He stamps with :33 his :33 foot ÚwÚ and x3 the -^-^ sowdiews x3 show themselves] -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of Wawwick, hear >_> but one wowd: -Let ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ this x3 my ;;w;; wife-time OwO weign >_< as king. -:3 YOWK. :33 Confiwm x3 the >_< cwown to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and to >_< minye >_> heiws, -xDD And xDD thou shalt OwO weign uWu in :33 quiet OwO whiwe xDD thou >w< wiv'st. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. Richard Pwantagenyet, -^w^ Enjoy x3 the ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ aftew x3 my ÚwÚ decease. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> What wrong >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< unto x3 the Prince x3 youw ^w^ son! -WARWICK. >_> What ÚwÚ good >_> is ÚwÚ this to England ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf! -WESTMORELAND. Base, x3 feawfuw, ÚwÚ and despairing Henry! -:33 CWIFFOWD. How x3 hast xDD thou >w< injuw'd both >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and ow ÚwÚ us! -WESTMORELAND. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay to hear these >w< awticwes. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^.^ Come, OwO cousin, wet >_> us tell x3 the xDD Queen these ;;w;; nyews. -WESTMORELAND. UwU Faweweww, faint-hearted ÚwÚ and degenerate OwO king, -^w^ In x3 whose UwU cowd :3 bwood nyo spawk of honour bides. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Be xDD thou :3 a prey >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York -xDD And ^-^ die uWu in ^.^ bands fow ÚwÚ this xDD unmanwy >w< deed! -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ In :3 dweadfuw >w< waw uWu mayst xDD thou be ^.^ uvwcome, -:33 Ow ^w^ wive uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ abandon'd ÚwÚ and >_> despis'd! -Exeunt OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, -ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND -WARWICK. Tuwn ÚwÚ this :3 way, Henry, ÚwÚ and regard them not. -UwU EXETEW. ^-^ They >_> seek UwU wevenge, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe xDD wiww nyot >_< yiewd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD Ah, ^w^ Exetew! -WARWICK. Why >_> shouwd xDD you uWu sigh, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Nyot fow myself, Lord Wawwick, >_> but x3 my x3 son, -;;w;; Whom UwU I OwO unnyatuwawwy UwU shaww disinherit. -OwO But be >w< it >_< as >w< it may. :33 [To ÚwÚ YOWK] UwU I OwO hewe :3 entaiw -uWu The >_< cwown to uWu thee ÚwÚ and to ^.^ thinye :3 heiws fow evew; -ÚwÚ Conditionyawwy, :3 that OwO hewe xDD thou OwO take >w< an ^-^ oath -;;w;; To xDD cease ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ civiw waw, x3 and, whiwst UwU I x3 wive, -;;w;; To honour ;;w;; me >_< as >w< thy x3 king ÚwÚ and sovereign, -xDD And :3 nyeithew ^.^ by UwU tweason nor hostility -;;w;; To >_> seek to put ;;w;; me down ÚwÚ and OwO weign thysewf. -:3 YOWK. This ^-^ oath UwU I ^w^ wiwwingwy take, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< pewfowm. -[Coming from x3 the throne] -WARWICK. OwO Wong ^w^ wive ^w^ King Henry! Pwantagenyet, >_< embwace ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And ^-^ wong ^w^ wive UwU thou, ÚwÚ and these >w< thy forward sons! -:3 YOWK. Now York ÚwÚ and :3 Wancastew OwO awe ;;w;; weconciw'd. -UwU EXETEW. Accurs'd be ^.^ he :3 that >_> seeks to >_< make them foes! -[Sennet. :3 Hewe ;;w;; they come down] -:3 YOWK. UwU Faweweww, x3 my >_> gwacious wowd; I'll to x3 my >w< castwe. -WARWICK. xDD And I'll >_< keep ;;w;; Wondon with x3 my soldiers. -NyOWFOWK. xDD And UwU I to Norfolk with x3 my fowwowews. -x3 MONTAGUE. xDD And UwU I >w< unto x3 the :33 sea, from >_> whence UwU I >_< came. -Exeunt x3 the xDD YOWKISTS -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. xDD And I, with grief ÚwÚ and >_> sowwow, to x3 the >_< couwt. - -Entew >w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES - -UwU EXETEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the :3 Queen, x3 whose :33 wooks OwO bewway her OwO angew. -I'll ^.^ steaw xDD away. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Exetew, UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Nyay, OwO go nyot from OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow thee. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, ^-^ gentwe queen, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< stay. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Who ^.^ can be patient uWu in xDD such :33 extwemes? -xDD Ah, wwetched ;;w;; man! Wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< died :3 a ;;w;; maid, -xDD And >_< nyevew :3 seen ÚwÚ thee, >_< nyevew :3 bownye uWu thee x3 son, -x3 Seeing xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ pwov'd UwU so unnyatuwaw :3 a ;;w;; fathew! ->_< Hath ^.^ he OwO desewv'd to wose :33 his ÚwÚ biwthwight >_< thus? -UwU Hadst xDD thou >_> but :3 wov'd ^.^ him half UwU so weww >_< as I, -:33 Ow UwU fewt :3 that :33 pain which UwU I uWu did fow ^.^ him ^w^ once, -:33 Ow >_< nyouwish'd ^.^ him >_< as UwU I uWu did with x3 my bwood, -^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have left >w< thy deawest ^w^ heawt-bwood there -Rather than uWu have UwU made :3 that x3 savage uWu duke ^.^ thinye heiw, -xDD And ^w^ disinhewited ^.^ thinye >w< onwy OwO son. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. :3 Fathew, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot disinherit x3 me. -;;w;; If xDD you be OwO King, >w< why >_> shouwd nyot UwU I :3 succeed? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, Mawgawet; UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 sweet OwO son. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke enforc'd x3 me. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Enforc'd uWu thee! Awt xDD thou ^w^ King ÚwÚ and wiwt be -x3 fowc'd? -UwU I ^-^ shame to hear uWu thee >_< speak. xDD Ah, uWu timowous OwO wwetch! -^.^ Thou x3 hast ÚwÚ undonye ;;w;; thysewf, >w< thy x3 son, ÚwÚ and OwO me; -xDD And xDD giv'n >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York xDD such >_> head -;;w;; As xDD thou shalt OwO weign >_> but ^.^ by uWu theiw sufferance. -;;w;; To :3 entaiw ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 heiws >w< unto x3 the :3 cwown, ->_> What >_> is >w< it >_> but to >_< make >w< thy >w< sepuwchwe -xDD And :3 cweep x3 into >w< it uWu faw >w< befowe >w< thy >w< time? -Wawwick >_> is Chancellor ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; wowd of Calais; -Stern Fawconbwidge ;;w;; commands x3 the nyawwow uWu seas; -uWu The >w< Duke >_> is UwU made Protector of x3 the ÚwÚ weawm; -xDD And yet shalt xDD thou be :3 safe? >w< Such :33 safety ÚwÚ finds -uWu The uWu twembwing :3 wamb ^w^ enviwonyed with wowves. -xDD Had UwU I :33 been thewe, which ^w^ am :3 a siwwy ^w^ woman, -uWu The ^-^ sowdiews >_> shouwd uWu have :3 toss'd ;;w;; me on uWu theiw >_< pikes -^.^ Befowe UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> gwanted to :3 that act. -OwO But xDD thou prefer'st >w< thy >w< wife >w< befowe ^.^ thinye honour; -xDD And ^-^ seeing xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, UwU I OwO hewe :3 divowce myself, -UwU Both from >w< thy ^-^ tabwe, Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ bed, -Untiw :3 that ;;w;; act of ;;w;; pawwiament be :33 wepeaw'd -Whereby x3 my >_< son >_> is UwU disinhewited. -uWu The ^w^ nyowthewn wowds :3 that uWu have ;;w;; fowswown >w< thy cowouws -Will ;;w;; fowwow >_> minye, >_> if >_> once ;;w;; they >_> see them uWu spwead; -xDD And ;;w;; spwead ;;w;; they UwU shaww be, to >w< thy fouw xDD disgwace -xDD And :33 uttew xDD wuin of x3 the ;;w;; house of x3 Yowk. -^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I OwO weave thee. ^.^ Come, x3 son, >_> wet's :3 away; -Our ^.^ awmy >_> is weady; come, we'll ÚwÚ aftew OwO them. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Stay, ^-^ gentwe Margaret, ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke ^w^ too much already; get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Gentwe >_< son Edwawd, xDD thou wiwt xDD stay with me? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, to be ^w^ muwdew'd ^.^ by :33 his enemies. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. x3 When UwU I ^-^ wetuwn with OwO victowy from x3 the field -I'll >_> see x3 youw Grace; >w< tiww xDD then I'll ;;w;; fowwow her. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Come, x3 son, :3 away; ^.^ we OwO may nyot :33 wingew OwO thus. -Exeunt >w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and x3 the PWINCE -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO Poow ^.^ queen! How wuv to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and to her >_< son ->_< Hath UwU made her bweak x3 out x3 into terms of rage! -;;w;; Weveng'd OwO may ^.^ she be on :3 that hateful ;;w;; Duke, ->_< Whose ^.^ haughty ^-^ spiwit, >_> winged with >_> desiwe, -Will >_> cost x3 my :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike >w< an :33 empty >_> eagwe -ÚwÚ Tiwe on x3 the >w< fwesh of ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and of x3 my ^w^ son! -uWu The ^-^ woss of UwU those >w< thwee wowds torments x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -I'll >w< wwite >w< unto ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and entweat them fair; -^.^ Come, OwO cousin, xDD you UwU shaww be x3 the :3 messengew. -UwU EXETEW. xDD And I, UwU I hope, UwU shaww reconcile them all. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Sandaw ^.^ Castwe, nyeaw Wakefield, uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew EDWARD, WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and x3 MONTAGUE - ->_< WICHAWD. UwU Bwothew, ^w^ though UwU I be ^-^ youngest, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. ->_> EDWAWD. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^.^ can xDD bettew :33 pway x3 the >_< owatow. -x3 MONTAGUE. OwO But UwU I uWu have weasons >w< stwong ÚwÚ and fowcibwe. - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK - -:3 YOWK. Why, >w< how now, xDD sons ÚwÚ and xDD bwothew! uWu at :3 a OwO stwife? ->_> What >_> is x3 youw OwO quawwew? How began >w< it uWu fiwst? ->_> EDWAWD. No quarrel, >_> but :3 a :3 swight ÚwÚ contention. -:3 YOWK. About UwU what? ->_< WICHAWD. About :3 that which uWu concewns x3 youw Gwace ÚwÚ and >w< us- -uWu The >_< cwown of England, ÚwÚ fathew, which >_> is x3 youws. -:3 YOWK. Minye, boy? ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^w^ King Henwy be uWu dead. ->_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw >w< wight ÚwÚ depends nyot on :33 his >w< wife ow death. ->_> EDWAWD. Now xDD you OwO awe heiw, >_< thewefowe ^.^ enjoy >w< it now. -^-^ By ^.^ giving x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 Wancastew OwO weave to ^w^ bweathe, -^.^ It xDD wiww xDD outwun UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, uWu in x3 the OwO end. -:3 YOWK. UwU I >_> took >w< an ^-^ oath :3 that ^.^ he >_> shouwd ÚwÚ quietwy reign. ->_> EDWAWD. OwO But fow :3 a ^w^ kingdom xDD any ^-^ oath OwO may be uWu bwoken: -UwU I ^.^ wouwd bweak :3 a thousand >w< oaths to OwO weign one year. ->_< WICHAWD. No; ^w^ God UwU fowbid x3 youw Gwace >_> shouwd be forsworn. -:3 YOWK. UwU I UwU shaww be, >_> if UwU I >_< cwaim ^.^ by open waw. ->_< WICHAWD. I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_< contwawy, >_> if you'ww hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst >_> nyot, son; >w< it >_> is >_> impossibwe. ->_< WICHAWD. ^-^ An ^-^ oath >_> is of nyo :33 moment, ^.^ being nyot >_> took -^.^ Befowe :3 a true ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw magistrate -:33 That hath ÚwÚ authowity uvw ^.^ him :3 that uWu sweaws. -Henwy xDD had nyonye, >_> but uWu did usuwp x3 the pwace; -Then, ^-^ seeing uWu 'twas ^.^ he :3 that UwU made xDD you to >_< depose, -uWu Youw ;;w;; oath, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is :33 vain ÚwÚ and uWu fwivowous. ->_< Thewefowe, to arms. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU do >_> but think -How x3 sweet :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it >_> is to ^-^ weaw :3 a :3 cwown, -OwO Within x3 whose :33 ciwcuit >_> is ;;w;; Ewysium -xDD And aww :3 that ^-^ poets >_> feign of ÚwÚ bwiss ÚwÚ and ^-^ joy. -Why UwU do ^.^ we :33 wingew >_< thus? UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD west -Untiw x3 the ^-^ white wose :3 that UwU I ^-^ weaw be dy'd -Even uWu in x3 the :3 wukewawm :3 bwood of >_> Henwy's ;;w;; heawt. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Wichawd, >_< enyough; UwU I xDD wiww be OwO King, ow die. -UwU Bwothew, xDD thou shalt to ;;w;; Wondon presently -xDD And ^w^ whet on Wawwick to ÚwÚ this enterprise. -Thou, ^.^ Wichawd, shalt to x3 the >w< Duke of Norfolk -xDD And tell ^.^ him pwiviwy of UwU ouw >w< intent. ->_< You, Edwawd, UwU shaww >w< unto x3 my Lord ÚwÚ Cobham, -With ÚwÚ whom x3 the ;;w;; Kentishmen xDD wiww ^w^ wiwwingwy OwO wise; -^w^ In them UwU I ^w^ twust, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD sowdiews, -OwO Witty, couwteous, liberal, full of >w< spiwit. -While xDD you OwO awe OwO thus >w< empwoy'd, >_> what resteth ^.^ mowe -OwO But :3 that UwU I >_> seek ;;w;; occasion >w< how to >_< wise, -xDD And yet x3 the ^w^ King nyot privy to x3 my dwift, -x3 Nyow xDD any of x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster? - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -But, >_< stay. >_> What nyews? Why UwU com'st xDD thou uWu in xDD such ÚwÚ post? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The xDD Queen with aww x3 the ^w^ nyowthewn ^.^ eawws ÚwÚ and wowds ->_> Intend OwO hewe to x3 besiege xDD you uWu in x3 youw >w< castwe. -:33 She >_> is x3 hawd ^.^ by with ÚwÚ twenty thousand ÚwÚ men; -xDD And >_< thewefowe fortify x3 youw OwO howd, x3 my OwO wowd. -:3 YOWK. Ay, with x3 my ^-^ swowd. What! think'st xDD thou :3 that ^.^ we feaw them? -Edward ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wichawd, xDD you UwU shaww xDD stay with OwO me; -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ Montague UwU shaww x3 post to OwO Wondon. -Let x3 nyobwe Wawwick, ÚwÚ Cobham, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ we uWu have left pwotectows of x3 the OwO King, -With x3 pow'wfuw UwU powicy strengthen x3 themsewves -xDD And :33 twust nyot :33 simpwe Henwy nor :33 his :33 oaths. -x3 MONTAGUE. UwU Bwothew, UwU I go; I'll x3 win ÚwÚ them, feaw >w< it not. -xDD And OwO thus UwU most x3 humbwy UwU I UwU do OwO take x3 my >_< weave. uWu Exit - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH >w< MOWTIMEW - -:3 YOWK. Sir john ÚwÚ and Sir ^.^ Hugh Mortimer, >_< minye uncwes! ->_> You OwO awe come to Sandaw uWu in :3 a ^w^ happy houw; -uWu The ^.^ awmy of x3 the xDD Queen >_> mean to x3 besiege >_> us. -ÚwÚ SIW OwO JOHN. :33 She UwU shaww nyot need; we'll :3 meet her uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -:3 YOWK. What, with five thousand men? ->_< WICHAWD. Ay, with five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ fathew, fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed. -^-^ A xDD woman's ^-^ genyewaw; >_> what >_> shouwd ^.^ we fear? -:3 [A :33 mawch afaw off] ->_> EDWAWD. UwU I hear uWu theiw OwO dwums. :3 Wet's uWu set UwU ouw ;;w;; men uWu in order, -xDD And x3 issue fowth ÚwÚ and bid them ÚwÚ battwe stwaight. -:3 YOWK. :3 Five ;;w;; men to ;;w;; twenty! ;;w;; Though x3 the ^w^ odds be ^.^ gweat, -UwU I doubt >_> nyot, uWu uncwe, of UwU ouw ^.^ victowy. -xDD Many :3 a ÚwÚ battwe uWu have UwU I ^.^ won uWu in >_< Fwance, -x3 When >_< as x3 the ;;w;; enyemy hath :33 been ;;w;; ten to onye; -Why >_> shouwd UwU I nyot nyow uWu have x3 the ^.^ wike xDD success? Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OwO Fiewd of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between Sandaw ;;w;; Castwe ÚwÚ and >_< Wakefiewd - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew RUTLAND ÚwÚ and :33 his TUTOR - -RUTLAND. xDD Ah, :33 whithew UwU shaww UwU I fwy to ;;w;; scape uWu theiw hands? -xDD Ah, tutor, wook :3 whewe bwoody xDD Cwiffowd comes! - -Entew CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -:33 CWIFFOWD. Chaplain, away! x3 Thy xDD pwiesthood >w< saves >w< thy life. -;;w;; As fow x3 the :3 bwat of ÚwÚ this ^w^ accuwsed x3 duke, ->_< Whose >w< fathew >_< swew x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ he UwU shaww die. -^w^ TUTOW. xDD And I, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww UwU beaw ^.^ him UwU company. -:33 CWIFFOWD. Soldiers, OwO away with x3 him! -^w^ TUTOW. xDD Ah, uWu Cwiffowd, murder nyot ÚwÚ this innocent child, -Lest xDD thou be hated both of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and man. -UwU Exit, xDD fowced x3 off ^.^ by ^-^ sowdiews -:33 CWIFFOWD. How now, >_> is ^.^ he >_< dead ÚwÚ awweady? :33 Ow >_> is >w< it feaw -:33 That x3 makes ^.^ him ^-^ cwose :33 his uWu eyes? I'll open OwO them. -RUTLAND. ^w^ So :33 wooks x3 the pent-up wion ^-^ o'ew x3 the uWu wwetch -:33 That trembles :33 undew :33 his ^.^ devouwing x3 paws; -xDD And UwU so ^.^ he walks, >_< insuwting ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^.^ pwey, -xDD And UwU so ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, to rend :33 his x3 wimbs ^w^ asundew. -xDD Ah, ^-^ gentwe uWu Cwiffowd, OwO kiww ;;w;; me with >w< thy uWu swowd, -xDD And nyot with xDD such :3 a UwU cwuew threat'ning look! -ÚwÚ Sweet uWu Cwiffowd, hear ;;w;; me speak >w< befowe UwU I die. -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_> mean :3 a x3 subject fow >w< thy wwath; -^w^ Be xDD thou ^w^ weveng'd on men, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me wive. -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ In :33 vain xDD thou >w< speak'st, poor ^.^ boy; x3 my father's :3 bwood ->_< Hath ;;w;; stopp'd x3 the uWu passage :3 whewe >w< thy wowds >_> shouwd enter. -RUTLAND. UwU Then wet x3 my father's :3 bwood open >w< it ;;w;; again: ->w< He >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, x3 and, uWu Cwiffowd, cope with ^.^ him. -:33 CWIFFOWD. xDD Had UwU I >w< thy >_< bwethwen UwU hewe, uWu theiw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye -^.^ Wewe nyot xDD wevenge sufficient fow OwO me; -:3 Nyo, >_> if UwU I xDD digg'd x3 up >w< thy fowefathews' gwaves -xDD And UwU hung uWu theiw wotten ^w^ coffins x3 up uWu in >_> chains, -^.^ It couwd nyot >_> swake >_< minye ^-^ iwe nor ^w^ ease x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -uWu The ^.^ sight of xDD any of x3 the ;;w;; house of York -Is >_< as :3 a UwU fuwy to x3 towment x3 my ^.^ souw; -xDD And >w< tiww UwU I ^.^ woot x3 out uWu theiw ^w^ accuwsed winye -xDD And OwO weave nyot one ^.^ awive, UwU I ^w^ wive uWu in uWu heww. -Therefore- -RUTLAND. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me pray >w< befowe UwU I OwO take x3 my ;;w;; death! -;;w;; To uWu thee UwU I >_> pway: x3 sweet uWu Cwiffowd, pity x3 me. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >w< Such pity >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ wapiew's :33 point affowds. -RUTLAND. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did uWu thee harm; >w< why wiwt xDD thou slay me? -:33 CWIFFOWD. x3 Thy >w< fathew ^w^ hath. -RUTLAND. OwO But uWu 'twas ere UwU I UwU was born. -^.^ Thou x3 hast one son; fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake pity uWu me, -Lest uWu in xDD wevenge x3 theweof, sith ^w^ God >_> is >_< just, ->w< He be >_< as misewabwy :3 swain >_< as ^.^ I. -xDD Ah, wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wive uWu in :3 pwison aww x3 my days; -xDD And when UwU I UwU give ;;w;; occasion of offence -UwU Then wet ;;w;; me >_> die, fow nyow xDD thou x3 hast nyo OwO cause. -:33 CWIFFOWD. No >w< cause! -x3 Thy >w< fathew >_< swew x3 my father; OwO thewefowe, die. [Stabs >w< him] -RUTLAND. xDD Di faciant ^w^ waudis x3 summa sit ;;w;; ista xDD tuae! :33 [Dies] -:33 CWIFFOWD. Pwantagenyet, UwU I come, >w< Pwantagenyet; -xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< thy ÚwÚ son's :3 bwood cweaving to x3 my ^.^ bwade -Shall ^w^ wust ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ weapon, >w< tiww >w< thy bwood, ->_> Congeaw'd with uWu this, UwU do >_< make ;;w;; me xDD wipe x3 off xDD both. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK - -:3 YOWK. uWu The ^.^ awmy of x3 the xDD Queen hath ^w^ got x3 the >_> fiewd. -OwO My uncles both OwO awe :3 swain uWu in >_< wescuing OwO me; -xDD And aww x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews to x3 the eagew foe -Tuwn back ÚwÚ and fly, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ ships >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; wind, -:33 Ow lambs >_< puwsu'd ^.^ by xDD hungew-stawved wowves. -OwO My ^.^ sons- ^w^ God xDD knyows >_> what hath uWu bechanced OwO them; -OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU knyow- ;;w;; they uWu have OwO demean'd x3 themsewves -Wike ;;w;; men bown to renown ^.^ by >w< wife ow death. -Thwee times uWu did Richard >_< make :3 a ^w^ wanye to uWu me, -xDD And thrice cried OwO 'Couwage, ;;w;; fathew! >w< fight >w< it >_> out.' -xDD And full >_< as ;;w;; oft ^-^ came Edward to x3 my x3 side -With puwpwe ^-^ fawchion, painted to x3 the hiwt -^w^ In :3 bwood of UwU those :3 that xDD had encount'wed ^.^ him. -xDD And when x3 the ^-^ hawdiest :33 wawwiows uWu did wetiwe, -Richard cried :33 'Chawge, ÚwÚ and UwU give nyo :33 foot of gwound!' -xDD And cried >_> 'A :3 cwown, ow >_> ewse :3 a glorious x3 tomb! -^-^ A sceptre, ow >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy sepulchre!' -With ÚwÚ this ^.^ we :3 chawg'd again; >_> but x3 out ^.^ awas! -We xDD bodg'd again; >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 seen :3 a swan -With bootwess labour x3 swim OwO against x3 the >_< tide -xDD And spend her ÚwÚ stwength with :33 uvw-matching OwO waves. -:3 [A showt OwO awawum ;;w;; within] -xDD Ah, x3 hawk! uWu The uWu fataw ÚwÚ fowwowews UwU do pursue, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot fwy uWu theiw >_> fuwy; -xDD And :3 wewe UwU I :33 stwong, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU shun uWu theiw xDD fuwy. -uWu The UwU sands OwO awe UwU nyumb'wed :3 that >_< make x3 up x3 my :33 wife; -:3 Hewe ^w^ must UwU I ;;w;; stay, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe x3 my >w< wife ^w^ must OwO end. - -Entew >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, -x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -^.^ Come, bwoody uWu Cwiffowd, OwO wough >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -UwU I dawe x3 youw quenchless UwU fuwy to ^.^ mowe uWu wage; -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ^.^ butt, ÚwÚ and UwU I abide x3 youw :3 shot. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Yiewd to UwU ouw mercy, OwO pwoud UwU Pwantagenyet. -:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, to xDD such xDD mewcy >_< as :33 his ;;w;; wuthwess awm -With downwight payment ^w^ show'd >w< unto x3 my :33 fathew. -Now xDD Phaethon hath >_> tumbwed from :33 his ^.^ caw, -xDD And UwU made >w< an x3 evenying uWu at x3 the UwU nyoontide prick. -:3 YOWK. OwO My :3 ashes, >_< as x3 the xDD phoenyix, OwO may ;;w;; bwing fowth -^-^ A biwd :3 that xDD wiww xDD wevenge ;;w;; upon xDD you aww; -xDD And uWu in :3 that UwU hope UwU I ^-^ thwow >_< minye eyes to ^.^ heaven, -:3 Scownying whate'er xDD you ^.^ can UwU affwict ;;w;; me with. -Why come xDD you ^w^ nyot? What! xDD muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and fear? -:33 CWIFFOWD. ^w^ So ^w^ cowawds >w< fight when ;;w;; they ^.^ can fwy nyo >w< fuwthew; -^w^ So doves UwU do peck x3 the >_< fawcon's piewcing tawons; -^w^ So despewate >_< thieves, aww :33 hopewess of uWu theiw lives, -Bweathe x3 out uWu invectives uWu 'gainst x3 the ^-^ officews. -:3 YOWK. x3 O uWu Cwiffowd, >_> but ^.^ bethink uWu thee >_> once OwO again, -xDD And uWu in >w< thy xDD thought o'errun x3 my xDD fowmew time; -^.^ And, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; canst fow blushing, x3 view ÚwÚ this >w< face, -xDD And ^-^ bite >w< thy >_> tongue :3 that UwU swandews ^.^ him with cowardice ->_< Whose fwown hath UwU made uWu thee ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and fwy ere x3 this! -:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< bandy with uWu thee ;;w;; wowd fow word, -OwO But >_< buckwew with uWu thee ÚwÚ bwows, twice >w< two fow onye. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Howd, uWu vawiant >_> Cwiffowd; fow :3 a thousand ÚwÚ causes -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< pwowong ^-^ awhiwe x3 the UwU twaitow's life. -Wrath x3 makes ^.^ him >w< deaf; speak UwU thou, >_< Nyowthumbewwand. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Howd, Clifford! UwU do nyot honour ^.^ him UwU so much -;;w;; To uWu pwick >w< thy finger, ^w^ though to ;;w;; wound :33 his ;;w;; heawt. ->_> What valour :3 wewe :33 it, when :3 a cur xDD doth grin, -For one to thwust :33 his uWu hand ^-^ between :33 his teeth, -x3 When ^.^ he ^w^ might :33 spuwn ^.^ him with :33 his :33 foot ÚwÚ away? -^.^ It >_> is waw's >w< pwize to OwO take aww ^w^ vantages; -xDD And ;;w;; ten to one >_> is nyo x3 impeach of ;;w;; vawouw. -^w^ [They uWu way ^.^ hands on YORK, who stwuggwes] -:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, :33 ay, UwU so :3 stwives x3 the :3 woodcock with x3 the gin. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ So xDD doth x3 the OwO cony :3 stwuggwe uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ nyet. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ So twiumph thieves ;;w;; upon uWu theiw conquer'd UwU booty; -^w^ So true ;;w;; men :33 yiewd, with ^.^ wobbews UwU so o'ew-match'd. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace uWu have donye >w< unto ^.^ him ^.^ nyow? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ Bwave ÚwÚ wawwiows, xDD Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -^.^ Come, >_< make ^.^ him stand ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this UwU mowehiww OwO hewe -:33 That waught uWu at ^-^ mountains with outstwetched awms, -ÚwÚ Yet pawted >_> but x3 the :3 shadow with :33 his >w< hand. -What, UwU was >w< it xDD you :3 that ^.^ wouwd be Engwand's UwU king? -^-^ Was't xDD you :3 that UwU weveww'd uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; pawwiament -xDD And UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ pweachment of x3 youw xDD high xDD descent? -Whewe OwO awe x3 youw UwU mess of xDD sons to back xDD you ^.^ nyow? -uWu The >_< wanton Edward ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ Geowge? -xDD And where's :3 that uWu vawiant >_> cwook-back x3 pwodigy, ->_> Dicky x3 youw ^-^ boy, :3 that with :33 his gwumbwing uWu voice -Was UwU wont to cheer :33 his ^.^ dad uWu in ^w^ mutinyies? -:3 Ow, with x3 the ^-^ west, :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw :3 dawwing Wutwand? -x3 Wook, York: UwU I x3 stain'd ÚwÚ this napkin with x3 the :3 bwood -:33 That uWu vawiant xDD Cwiffowd with :33 his ÚwÚ wapiew's :33 point -Made x3 issue from x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the ^.^ boy; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ thinye eyes ^.^ can UwU watew fow :33 his UwU death, -UwU I UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this to xDD dwy >w< thy >_> cheeks uWu withaw. -ÚwÚ Awas, poor York! >_> but :3 that UwU I ^-^ hate uWu thee deadly, -UwU I >_> shouwd wament >w< thy >w< misewabwe state. -UwU I :33 pwithee UwU gwieve to >_< make ;;w;; me >_> mewwy, x3 Yowk. -What, hath >w< thy fiery >_< heawt UwU so >_> pawch'd ^.^ thinye entwaiws -:33 That nyot :3 a teaw ^.^ can faww fow >_< Wutwand's UwU death? -Why awt xDD thou *giggles shyly* patient, man? ^.^ Thou shouwdst be >w< mad; -xDD And UwU I to >_< make uWu thee ^-^ mad UwU do ÚwÚ mock uWu thee OwO thus. -:33 Stamp, wave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwet, :3 that UwU I OwO may ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and >_< dance. -^.^ Thou wouldst be fee'd, UwU I see, to >_< make ;;w;; me >_< spowt; -York ;;w;; cannyot speak ^w^ unwess ^.^ he ^-^ weaw :3 a crown. -^-^ A >_< cwown fow OwO Yowk!-and, wowds, bow wow to ^.^ him. -:33 Howd xDD you :33 his ^.^ hands whiwst UwU I UwU do uWu set >w< it :3 on. -[Putting :3 a paper >_< cwown on :33 his UwU head] -Ay, marry, ^w^ siw, nyow :33 wooks ^.^ he ^.^ wike :3 a x3 king! -Ay, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he :3 that >_> took ^w^ King >_> Henwy's xDD chaiw, -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he UwU was :33 his adopted ÚwÚ heiw. -OwO But >w< how >_> is >w< it :3 that great OwO Pwantagenyet -Is cwown'd UwU so >w< soon ÚwÚ and broke :33 his solemn ^w^ oath? -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ bethink uWu me, xDD you >_> shouwd nyot be ^w^ King -Tiww UwU ouw ^w^ King Henwy xDD had >_> shook ^.^ hands with death. -xDD And xDD wiww xDD you pawe x3 youw >_> head uWu in >_> Henwy's xDD gwowy, -xDD And rob :33 his ^.^ tempwes of x3 the diadem, -Now uWu in :33 his :3 wife, OwO against x3 youw >w< howy ^w^ oath? ->_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fauwt ^w^ too ^w^ too -:33 Off with x3 the >_< cwown ÚwÚ and with x3 the >_< cwown :33 his head; -^.^ And, whiwst ^.^ we ^w^ bweathe, OwO take time to UwU do ^.^ him uWu dead. -:33 CWIFFOWD. :33 That >_> is x3 my office, fow x3 my father's sake. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Nyay, >_< stay; >_> wet's hear x3 the xDD owisons ^.^ he makes. -:3 YOWK. She-wolf of >_< Fwance, >_> but xDD wowse than wolves of >_< Fwance, ->_< Whose >_> tongue ^.^ mowe UwU poisons than x3 the x3 addew's UwU tooth! -How iww-beseeming >_> is >w< it uWu in >w< thy sex -;;w;; To twiumph ^.^ wike >w< an Amazonian twuww ->_> Upon uWu theiw :3 woes ÚwÚ whom :3 fowtunye captivates! -OwO But :3 that >w< thy OwO face >_> is >w< visawd-wike, >w< unchanging, -Made ^w^ impudent with use of eviw uWu deeds, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ assay, OwO pwoud queen, to >_< make uWu thee x3 bwush. -;;w;; To tell uWu thee >_> whence xDD thou ÚwÚ cam'st, of ÚwÚ whom xDD dewiv'd, -^.^ Wewe ^-^ shame enough to ^-^ shame ÚwÚ thee, OwO wewt xDD thou nyot >w< shamewess. -x3 Thy >w< fathew bears x3 the OwO type of ^w^ King of Naples, -Of both x3 the Sicils ÚwÚ and >_< Jewusawem, -ÚwÚ Yet nyot UwU so :3 weawthy >_< as >w< an :3 Engwish ^-^ yeoman. ->_< Hath :3 that poor :33 monyawch ÚwÚ taught uWu thee to insult? -^.^ It >_< nyeeds >_> nyot, nor >w< it ÚwÚ boots uWu thee >_> nyot, OwO pwoud queen; -OwO Unwess x3 the >_> adage ^w^ must be vewified, -:33 That x3 beggaws UwU mounted >w< wun uWu theiw UwU howse to death. -'Tis beauty :3 that xDD doth ;;w;; oft >_< make x3 women ^.^ pwoud; -But, ^w^ God >w< He ;;w;; knyows, >w< thy share thereof >_> is small. -'Tis viwtue :3 that xDD doth >_< make them UwU most ^.^ admiw'd; -uWu The :33 contwawy xDD doth >_< make uWu thee x3 wond'wed at. -'Tis guvwnment :3 that x3 makes them xDD seem ^w^ divinye; -uWu The ^.^ want thereof x3 makes uWu thee abominable. -^.^ Thou awt >_< as opposite to every ÚwÚ good -;;w;; As x3 the >_> Antipodes OwO awe >w< unto us, -:33 Ow >_< as x3 the south to x3 the septentwion. -x3 O ;;w;; tigew's >_< heawt wwapp'd uWu in :3 a xDD woman's hide! -How ^w^ couwdst xDD thou >_< dwain x3 the life-blood of x3 the child, -;;w;; To bid x3 the >w< fathew xDD wipe :33 his eyes withaw, -xDD And yet be :3 seen to UwU beaw :3 a xDD woman's ^.^ face? -UwU Women OwO awe OwO soft, OwO miwd, >_< pitifuw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwexibwe: -^.^ Thou :33 stewn, UwU obduwate, flinty, wough, UwU wemowsewess. -Bid'st xDD thou ;;w;; me rage? Why, nyow xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy uWu wish; -Wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me ^w^ weep? Why, nyow xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy :33 wiww; -For waging wind ^w^ bwows x3 up ^w^ incessant showews, -xDD And when x3 the xDD wage allays, x3 the xDD wain UwU begins. -;;w;; These tears OwO awe x3 my x3 sweet >_< Wutwand's obsequies; -xDD And every >_< dwop x3 cwies UwU vengeance fow :33 his :33 death -^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ thee, UwU feww uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, UwU fawse Frenchwoman. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Beshrew uWu me, >_> but :33 his passions move ;;w;; me UwU so -:33 That hardly ^.^ can UwU I ^.^ check x3 my eyes from >w< teaws. -:3 YOWK. :33 That OwO face of :33 his x3 the hungwy cannibals -Wouwd nyot uWu have ^-^ touch'd, ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 stain'd with ^-^ bwood; -OwO But xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ inhuman, ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ inyexowabwe- ->_< O, ;;w;; ten times more- than :33 tigews of Hywcanyia. -:3 See, ;;w;; wuthwess queen, :3 a hapwess father's >w< teaws. -This cwoth xDD thou >_> dipp'dst uWu in :3 bwood of x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ boy, -xDD And UwU I with tears UwU do >_< wash x3 the :3 bwood xDD away. -^w^ Keep xDD thou x3 the nyapkin, ÚwÚ and OwO go boast of >_< this; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou ^.^ teww'st x3 the x3 heavy ^-^ stowy wight, ->_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, x3 the ÚwÚ heawews xDD wiww x3 shed teaws; -Yea, even x3 my ^-^ foes xDD wiww x3 shed fast-falling tears -xDD And >_> say UwU 'Awas, >w< it UwU was :3 a ^.^ piteous >w< deed!' -There, OwO take x3 the :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and with x3 the >_< cwown x3 my uWu cuwse; -xDD And uWu in >w< thy >_< nyeed xDD such uWu comfowt come to uWu thee -;;w;; As nyow UwU I reap uWu at >w< thy ^w^ too UwU cwuew xDD hand! -ÚwÚ Hawd-heawted uWu Cwiffowd, OwO take ;;w;; me from x3 the wowwd; -OwO My :3 souw to ^.^ heaven, x3 my :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 youw uWu heads! -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been :3 swaughtew-man to aww x3 my kin, -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot fow x3 my >w< wife >_> but xDD weep with :3 him, -;;w;; To >_> see >w< how ^.^ inwy sorrow :3 gwipes :33 his ^-^ souw. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. What, weeping-wipe, x3 my Lord Northumberland? -^w^ Think >_> but ;;w;; upon x3 the wrong ^.^ he uWu did >_> us all, -xDD And :3 that xDD wiww quickly xDD dwy >w< thy mewting >w< teaws. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> Hewe's fow x3 my ;;w;; oath, hewe's fow x3 my father's death. -[Stabbing >w< him] ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And hewe's to >w< wight UwU ouw gentle-hearted king. -[Stabbing >w< him] -:3 YOWK. ^w^ Open x3 Thy uWu gate of mercy, >_> gwacious uWu God! -OwO My :3 souw fwies ^w^ thwough these wounds to >_> seek x3 out ;;w;; Thee. -:33 [Dies] ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. :33 Off with :33 his head, ÚwÚ and uWu set >w< it on York gates; -^w^ So York OwO may overlook x3 the :33 town of x3 Yowk. ->w< Fwouwish. 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UwU I wonder >w< how UwU ouw princely >w< fathew xDD scap'd, -:33 Ow >w< whethew ^.^ he be ÚwÚ scap'd OwO away ow nyo -Fwom Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand's ÚwÚ puwsuit. -xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been x3 ta'en, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have heard x3 the nyews; -xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been x3 swain, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have heard x3 the nyews; -:33 Ow xDD had ^.^ he xDD scap'd, uWu methinks ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have heard -uWu The ^w^ happy UwU tidings of :33 his ÚwÚ good ;;w;; escape. -How fawes x3 my bwothew? Why >_> is ^.^ he UwU so sad? ->_< WICHAWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot joy ÚwÚ untiw UwU I be :3 wesowv'd -Whewe UwU ouw >w< wight uWu vawiant >w< fathew >_> is ;;w;; become. -UwU I saw ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ wange about, -xDD And UwU watch'd ^.^ him >w< how ^.^ he singwed xDD Cwiffowd forth. -:33 Methought ^.^ he bore ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ thickest troop -;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a wion uWu in :3 a hewd of :33 nyeat; -:33 Ow >_< as :3 a >_> beaw, ^w^ encompass'd ;;w;; wound with xDD dogs, -Who xDD having ;;w;; pinch'd :3 a x3 few ÚwÚ and UwU made them ^-^ cwy, -uWu The xDD west stand aww >_< awoof ÚwÚ and >_< bawk uWu at ^.^ him. -^w^ So OwO faw'd UwU ouw >w< fathew with :33 his enyemies; -^w^ So ^w^ fwed :33 his >_< enyemies x3 my warlike :33 fathew. -Methinks UwU 'tis >w< pwize enough to be :33 his OwO son. -xDD See >w< how x3 the mownying OwO opes her golden :3 gates -xDD And UwU takes her >_< faweweww of x3 the glorious OwO sun. -How weww wesembwes >w< it x3 the prime of youth, ->_< Twimm'd ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; younkew :33 pwancing to :33 his love! ->_> EDWAWD. :33 Dazzwe >_< minye ^w^ eyes, ow UwU do UwU I >_> see >w< thwee suns? ->_< WICHAWD. Thwee glorious :33 suns, >_< each one :3 a :3 pewfect sun; -ÚwÚ Nyot separated with x3 the >_> wacking >_> cwouds, -OwO But sever'd uWu in :3 a pawe :33 cweaw-shinying x3 sky. -:3 See, uWu see! ;;w;; they >_< join, xDD embwace, ÚwÚ and xDD seem to ÚwÚ kiss, -;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ vow'd x3 some :33 weague inviolable. -Now OwO awe ;;w;; they >_> but one ^.^ wamp, one wight, one OwO sun. -^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 the heaven figuwes x3 some UwU event. ->_> EDWAWD. 'Tis wondwous >_> stwange, x3 the ^.^ wike yet >_< nyevew heard uWu of. -UwU I think >w< it :33 cites us, brother, to x3 the >_> fiewd, -:33 That :33 we, x3 the xDD sons of >_< bwave Pwantagenyet, -x3 Each one xDD awweady blazing ^.^ by UwU ouw ^-^ meeds, -Should :3 nyotwithstanding ^w^ join UwU ouw wights togethew -xDD And overshine x3 the earth, >_< as ÚwÚ this x3 the wowwd. -ÚwÚ Whate'ew >w< it ^.^ bodes, hencefowwawd xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw ->_> Upon x3 my uWu tawget >w< thwee >w< faiw >_< shinying suns. ->_< WICHAWD. Nyay, UwU beaw >w< thwee >_> daughtews- ^.^ by x3 youw OwO weave UwU I speak :33 it, ->_> You wuv x3 the xDD bweedew xDD bettew than x3 the ;;w;; mawe. - -Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, ;;w;; bwowing - -OwO But >_> what awt UwU thou, x3 whose x3 heavy :33 wooks ^w^ foweteww -;;w;; Some :3 dweadfuw ^-^ stowy >_< hanging on >w< thy ^.^ tongue? -x3 MESSENGEW. xDD Ah, one :3 that UwU was :3 a ^.^ woefuw :3 wookew-on -x3 When >_< as x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of York UwU was x3 swain, -uWu Youw princely >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving ^.^ wowd! ->_> EDWAWD. >_< O, speak nyo uWu mowe! fow UwU I uWu have heard ^w^ too :33 much. ->_< WICHAWD. x3 Say >w< how ^.^ he died, fow UwU I xDD wiww hear >w< it all. -x3 MESSENGEW. Environed ^.^ he UwU was with UwU many ;;w;; foes, -xDD And :33 stood OwO against them >_< as x3 the UwU hope of Twoy -^w^ Against x3 the Gweeks :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ ent'wed >_> Twoy. -OwO But Hercules >_< himsewf ^w^ must yield to x3 odds; -xDD And UwU many ;;w;; stwokes, ^w^ though with :3 a xDD wittwe axe, -Hews down ÚwÚ and fells x3 the ^.^ hawdest-timbew'd ^-^ oak. -^-^ By UwU many ^.^ hands x3 youw >w< fathew UwU was ^w^ subdu'd; -OwO But >w< onwy slaught'red ^.^ by x3 the iwefuw awm -Of unrelenting xDD Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Queen, -Who cwown'd x3 the >_> gwacious >w< Duke uWu in xDD high ÚwÚ despite, -Waugh'd uWu in :33 his face; ÚwÚ and when with grief ^.^ he ;;w;; wept, -uWu The ;;w;; wuthwess xDD Queen uWu gave ^.^ him to xDD dwy :33 his >_> cheeks -^-^ A napkin :3 steeped uWu in x3 the UwU hawmwess :3 bwood -Of x3 sweet xDD young Rutland, ^.^ by OwO wough xDD Cwiffowd slain; -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew UwU many scowns, UwU many fouw ÚwÚ taunts, -^-^ They >_> took :33 his head, ÚwÚ and on x3 the :3 gates of York -^-^ They uWu set x3 the >w< same; ÚwÚ and there >w< it xDD doth >_< wemain, -uWu The ;;w;; saddest ^.^ spectacwe :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I :3 view'd. ->_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Sweet >w< Duke of York, UwU ouw :3 pwop to lean upon, -Now xDD thou awt >w< gonye, ^.^ we uWu have nyo staff, nyo >_< stay. -x3 O uWu Cwiffowd, UwU boist'wous uWu Cwiffowd, xDD thou x3 hast :3 swain -uWu The xDD fwow'w of Europe fow :33 his ^.^ chivawwy; -xDD And >w< tweachewouswy x3 hast xDD thou >_< vanquish'd :3 him, -For uWu hand to uWu hand ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< vanquish'd thee. -Now x3 my x3 souw's ^w^ pawace >_> is :33 become :3 a x3 pwison. -xDD Ah, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she bweak from hence, :3 that ÚwÚ this x3 my >w< body -^.^ Might uWu in x3 the x3 gwound be OwO cwosed x3 up uWu in west! -For >_< nyevew henceforth UwU shaww UwU I joy again; -Nyevew, x3 O ;;w;; nyevew, UwU shaww UwU I >_> see ^.^ mowe ^-^ joy. ->_< WICHAWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> weep, fow aww x3 my body's :33 moistuwe -Scarce sewves to quench x3 my fuwnyace-buwnying heawt; -x3 Nyow ^.^ can x3 my >_> tongue xDD unwoad x3 my heart's great buwden, -For sewf-same wind :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd speak withal -Is x3 kindwing ÚwÚ coaws :3 that fiwes aww x3 my UwU bweast, -xDD And buwns ;;w;; me x3 up with flames :3 that tears ^.^ wouwd >_> quench. -;;w;; To xDD weep >_> is to >_< make less x3 the UwU depth of ÚwÚ gwief. -Tears xDD then fow ^w^ babes; ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge fow me! -^.^ Wichawd, UwU I UwU beaw >w< thy UwU nyame; I'll >_< venge >w< thy UwU death, -:33 Ow ^-^ die uWu wenyownyed ^.^ by uWu attempting :3 it. ->_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame :3 that uWu vawiant uWu duke hath left with ÚwÚ thee; -ÚwÚ His x3 dukedom ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< chaiw with ;;w;; me >_> is left. ->_< WICHAWD. Nyay, >_> if xDD thou be :3 that princely eagwe's bird, -uWu Show >w< thy >_< descent ^.^ by >_< gazing uWu 'gainst x3 the sun; -For >w< chaiw ÚwÚ and dukedom, >_< thwonye ÚwÚ and :33 kingdom, OwO say: -^-^ Eithew :3 that >_> is xDD thinye, ow >_> ewse xDD thou OwO wewt nyot ÚwÚ his. - -^-^ Mawch. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ awmy - -WARWICK. How now, >w< faiw lords! >_> What >_> fawe? >_> What nyews abroad? ->_< WICHAWD. UwU Gweat Lord of Wawwick, >_> if ^.^ we >_> shouwd ^w^ wecount -Our xDD bawefuw nyews ÚwÚ and uWu at >_< each word's dewivewance ->w< Stab poinards uWu in UwU ouw >w< fwesh >w< tiww aww :3 wewe x3 towd, -uWu The wowds ^.^ wouwd >_< add ^.^ mowe ^w^ anguish than x3 the wounds. -x3 O uWu vawiant uWu wowd, x3 the >w< Duke of York >_> is ;;w;; swain! ->_> EDWAWD. x3 O Wawwick, x3 Wawwick! :3 that OwO Pwantagenyet ->_< Which hewd uWu thee ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as :33 his x3 souw's wedemption -Is ^.^ by x3 the xDD stewn Lord xDD Cwiffowd donye to death. -WARWICK. uWu Ten OwO days ^w^ ago UwU I >w< dwown'd these nyews uWu in teaws; -xDD And now, to >_< add ^.^ mowe UwU measuwe to x3 youw :33 woes, -UwU I come to tell xDD you ^.^ things sith xDD then ^.^ befaww'n. ->w< Aftew x3 the bwoody >w< fway uWu at >_< Wakefiewd :33 fought, -Whewe x3 youw >_< bwave >w< fathew >w< bweath'd :33 his ^-^ watest :3 gasp, -:33 Tidings, >_< as >w< swiftwy >_< as x3 the :3 posts couwd uWu wun, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me of x3 youw ^-^ woss ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu depawt. -I, xDD then uWu in Wondon, keeper of x3 the OwO King, -Muster'd x3 my xDD sowdiews, OwO gathewed flocks of OwO fwiends, -xDD And xDD vewy weww :33 appointed, >_< as UwU I ^-^ thought, -UwU Mawch'd toward Saint Awbans to uWu intewcept x3 the :3 Queen, -ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the ^w^ King uWu in x3 my behawf along; -For ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ scouts UwU I UwU was >w< advewtised -:33 That ^.^ she UwU was xDD coming with :3 a full :3 intent -;;w;; To ÚwÚ dash UwU ouw wate x3 decwee uWu in ;;w;; pawwiament -:3 Touching ^w^ King >_> Henwy's ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and x3 youw succession. -Short xDD tawe to make- ^.^ we uWu at Saint Awbans :3 met, -Our :3 battwes join'd, ÚwÚ and both >w< sides fiercely ^w^ fought; -OwO But >w< whethew uWu 'twas x3 the >_< cowdnyess of x3 the OwO King, -Who >_> wook'd full gently on :33 his warlike queen, -:33 That wobb'd x3 my ^-^ sowdiews of uWu theiw ^.^ heated >w< spween, -:33 Ow >w< whethew uWu 'twas wepowt of her uWu success, -:33 Ow ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common feaw of Cwiffowd's rigour, -Who :3 thundews to :33 his captives :3 bwood ÚwÚ and UwU death, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; judge; but, to OwO concwude with truth, -^-^ Theiw >_< weapons ^.^ wike to lightning ^-^ came ÚwÚ and OwO went: -Our :33 sowdiews', ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ nyight-oww's lazy :33 fwight -:33 Ow ^.^ wike >w< an idle thweshew with :3 a ^w^ fwaiw, -Feww gently ;;w;; down, >_< as >_> if ;;w;; they >w< stwuck uWu theiw fwiends. -UwU I cheer'd them x3 up with justice of UwU ouw >_< cause, -With promise of xDD high x3 pay ÚwÚ and great wewawds, -OwO But aww uWu in OwO vain; ;;w;; they xDD had nyo >_< heawt to x3 fight, -xDD And ^.^ we uWu in them nyo UwU hope to x3 win x3 the uWu day; -^w^ So :3 that ^.^ we x3 fwed: x3 the ^w^ King >w< unto x3 the >w< Queen; -Lord ^w^ Geowge x3 youw brother, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and myself, -^w^ In ^.^ haste UwU post-haste OwO awe come to ^w^ join with uWu you; -For uWu in x3 the ^w^ mawches OwO hewe ^.^ we heard xDD you :3 wewe -^.^ Making anyothew >_> head to >w< fight ;;w;; again. ->_> EDWAWD. Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Wawwick? -xDD And when ^-^ came ^w^ Geowge from ÚwÚ Buwgundy to Engwand? -WARWICK. ;;w;; Some six >_< miwes x3 off x3 the >w< Duke >_> is with x3 the soldiers; -xDD And fow x3 youw brother, ^.^ he UwU was :3 watewy sent -Fwom x3 youw uWu kind uWu aunt, :3 Duchess of x3 Buwgundy, -With >_> aid of ^-^ sowdiews to ÚwÚ this needful waw. ->_< WICHAWD. >_< 'Twas xDD odds, >w< bewike, when uWu vawiant Wawwick OwO fwed. -x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard :33 his pwaises uWu in ;;w;; puwsuit, -OwO But ^w^ nye'ew >w< tiww nyow :33 his OwO scandaw of x3 wetiwe. -WARWICK. x3 Nyow nyow x3 my >w< scandaw, ^.^ Wichawd, dost xDD thou :3 heaw; -For xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >w< stwong >w< wight uWu hand of >_< minye -UwU Can pluck x3 the diadem from ÚwÚ faint >_> Henwy's >_> head -xDD And wring x3 the x3 awfuw sceptre from :33 his uWu fist, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he >_< as famous ÚwÚ and >_< as bold uWu in >w< waw -;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ fam'd fow uWu miwdnyess, ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwayew. ->_< WICHAWD. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, Lord ÚwÚ Wawwick; uWu bwame ;;w;; me not. -'Tis wuv UwU I UwU beaw >w< thy :33 gwowies x3 makes ;;w;; me >_< speak. -OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 twoubwous time UwU what's to be done? -Shall ^.^ we OwO go ^-^ thwow OwO away UwU ouw coats of steew -xDD And ^-^ wwap UwU ouw >_< bodies uWu in black ÚwÚ mouwnying-gowns, -Nyumbewing UwU ouw >w< Ave-Mawies with UwU ouw beads? -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we on x3 the hewmets of UwU ouw ^-^ foes -Teww UwU ouw xDD devotion with UwU wevengefuw >_> awms? -;;w;; If fow x3 the last, >_> say UwU 'Ay,' ÚwÚ and to :33 it, lords. -WARWICK. Why, >_< thewefowe Wawwick ^-^ came to >_> seek xDD you out; -xDD And >_< thewefowe x3 comes x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Montague. -uWu Attend uWu me, lords. uWu The OwO pwoud >_< insuwting :3 Queen, -With xDD Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ haught >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -xDD And of uWu theiw ÚwÚ feathew UwU many ^-^ moe OwO pwoud :33 biwds, -:3 Have ;;w;; wwought x3 the easy-melting ^w^ King ^.^ wike ^w^ wax. ->w< He >w< swowe >_< consent to x3 youw :3 succession, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ oath >_> enwowwed uWu in x3 the parliament; -xDD And nyow to ;;w;; Wondon aww x3 the cwew OwO awe >_> gonye -;;w;; To frustrate both :33 his ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and >_> what :3 beside -^-^ May >_< make OwO against x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster. -^-^ Theiw x3 powew, UwU I >_< think, >_> is ;;w;; thiwty thousand strong. -Now >_> if x3 the OwO hewp of Norfolk ÚwÚ and myself, -With aww x3 the ^w^ fwiends :3 that UwU thou, >_< bwave ^-^ Eaww of March, -^-^ Amongst x3 the >w< woving x3 Wewshmen ;;w;; canst x3 pwocuwe, -Will >_> but amount to five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty ;;w;; thousand, -Why, Via! to ;;w;; Wondon xDD wiww ^.^ we :33 mawch x3 amain, -xDD And >_> once again :3 bestwide UwU ouw UwU foaming ;;w;; steeds, -xDD And >_> once again cwy 'Charge ;;w;; upon UwU ouw xDD foes!' -OwO But >_< nyevew >_> once again turn back ÚwÚ and fwy. ->_< WICHAWD. Ay, nyow uWu methinks UwU I hear great Wawwick >_< speak. -Nye'ew OwO may ^.^ he ^w^ wive to >_> see :3 a OwO sunshinye day -:33 That x3 cwies 'Wetiwe!' >_> if Wawwick bid ^.^ him >_< stay. ->_> EDWAWD. Lord Wawwick, on >w< thy shoulder xDD wiww UwU I :3 wean; -xDD And when xDD thou :3 faiw'st- >_< as ^w^ God UwU fowbid x3 the houw!- -:3 Must Edward ^.^ faww, which peril heaven ÚwÚ fowfend. -WARWICK. No longer ^-^ Eaww of March, >_> but >w< Duke of Yowk; -uWu The :3 nyext degwee >_> is Engwand's royal throne, -For ^w^ King of England shalt xDD thou be proclaim'd -^w^ In every >_> bowough >_< as ^.^ we pass along; -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^w^ thwows nyot x3 up :33 his cap fow joy -Shall fow x3 the ;;w;; fauwt >_< make forfeit of :33 his >_> head. -^w^ King Edwawd, uWu vawiant ^.^ Wichawd, >_< Montague, -OwO Stay ^.^ we nyo wongew, ^.^ dweaming of OwO wenyown, -OwO But >_> sound x3 the trumpets ÚwÚ and about UwU ouw uWu task. ->_< WICHAWD. Then, uWu Cwiffowd, :3 wewe >w< thy >_< heawt >_< as x3 hawd >_< as >w< steew, -;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast OwO shown >w< it flinty ^.^ by >w< thy uWu deeds, -UwU I come to xDD piewce >w< it ow to UwU give uWu thee ^w^ minye. ->_> EDWAWD. UwU Then strike x3 up OwO dwums. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Geowge fow ÚwÚ us! - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -WARWICK. How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The >w< Duke of Norfolk OwO sends xDD you ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by ;;w;; me -uWu The xDD Queen >_> is xDD coming with :3 a x3 puissant >_< host, -xDD And cwaves x3 youw >_< company fow UwU speedy :3 counsew. -WARWICK. Why, xDD then >w< it >_> sowts; >_< bwave ÚwÚ wawwiows, >_> wet's xDD away. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^.^ Befowe York - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ^-^ CWIFFOWD, -OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, with drum ÚwÚ and trumpets - ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Welcome, x3 my uWu wowd, to ÚwÚ this >_< bwave :33 town of x3 Yowk. -x3 Yondew's x3 the >_> head of :3 that awch-enyemy -:33 That >_< sought to be ^w^ encompass'd with x3 youw crown. -^-^ Doth nyot x3 the :33 object cheer x3 youw uWu heawt, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, >_< as x3 the x3 wocks cheer them :3 that feaw uWu theiw uWu wweck- -;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this UwU sight, >w< it irks x3 my xDD vewy ^-^ souw. -Withhowd UwU wevenge, uWu deaw x3 God; UwU 'tis nyot x3 my ^w^ fauwt, -x3 Nyow wittingly uWu have UwU I ;;w;; infwing'd x3 my UwU vow. -:33 CWIFFOWD. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ this ^w^ too much lenity -xDD And ;;w;; hawmfuw pity ^w^ must be laid xDD aside. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU do wions ;;w;; cast uWu theiw ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; wooks? -ÚwÚ Nyot to x3 the beast :3 that ^.^ wouwd usuwp uWu theiw >_> den. ->_< Whose uWu hand >_> is :3 that x3 the >_< fowest UwU beaw xDD doth wick? -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 his :3 that UwU spoiws her xDD young >w< befowe her ;;w;; face. -Who ^w^ scapes x3 the xDD wuwking serpent's >w< mowtaw xDD sting? -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he :3 that :33 sets :33 his :33 foot ;;w;; upon her back, -uWu The xDD smawwest :33 wowm xDD wiww tuwn, ^.^ being UwU twodden ;;w;; on, -xDD And doves xDD wiww peck uWu in safeguard of uWu theiw xDD bwood. -Ambitious York uWu did ^w^ wevew uWu at >w< thy :3 cwown, -^.^ Thou x3 smiwing OwO whiwe ^.^ he >w< knyit :33 his angry ÚwÚ bwows. -^-^ He, >_> but :3 a ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 his >_< son :3 a OwO king, -xDD And >w< waise :33 his x3 issue ^.^ wike :3 a >w< woving sire: -Thou, ^.^ being :3 a OwO king, uWu bwess'd with :3 a xDD goodwy x3 son, -;;w;; Didst yield >_< consent to disinherit :3 him, ->_< Which argued uWu thee :3 a UwU most unwoving :33 fathew. -Unweasonyabwe ^-^ cweatuwes >w< feed uWu theiw ^-^ young; -xDD And ^w^ though :33 man's OwO face be x3 feawfuw to uWu theiw ^w^ eyes, -Yet, uWu in pwotection of uWu theiw xDD tendew onyes, -Who hath nyot :3 seen OwO them- even with UwU those x3 wings ->_< Which ÚwÚ sometime ;;w;; they uWu have ;;w;; us'd with x3 feawfuw flight- -^-^ Make >w< waw with ^.^ him :3 that ^-^ cwimb'd >w< unto uWu theiw nest, -;;w;; Offewing uWu theiw UwU own ;;w;; wives uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ young's x3 defence -For UwU shame, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< make them x3 youw >_> pwecedent! -^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot pity :3 that ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy ;;w;; boy -Should wose :33 his ÚwÚ biwthwight ^.^ by :33 his father's ^w^ fauwt, -xDD And ^-^ wong heweaftew >_> say >w< unto :33 his chiwd -x3 'What x3 my great-grandfather ÚwÚ and >_> gwandsiwe ^w^ got -OwO My xDD cawewess >w< fathew fondwy uWu gave ^-^ away'? -xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a ^-^ shame :3 wewe x3 this! Wook on x3 the ^.^ boy; -xDD And wet :33 his xDD manwy >w< face, which uWu pwomiseth -:3 Successfuw fowtunye, steew >w< thy mewting >_< heawt -;;w;; To howd ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^.^ thinye UwU own with ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Full weww hath xDD Cwiffowd pway'd x3 the orator, ->w< Infewwing arguments of ^-^ mighty >_> fowce. -But, uWu Cwiffowd, tell uWu me, :33 didst xDD thou >_< nyevew hear -:33 That ^.^ things :33 iww ^w^ got xDD had OwO evew :33 bad xDD success? -xDD And ^w^ happy awways UwU was >w< it fow :3 that >_< son ->_< Whose >w< fathew fow :33 his hoawding OwO went to :33 heww? -I'll OwO weave x3 my >_< son x3 my virtuous >_< deeds :3 behind; -xDD And ^.^ wouwd x3 my >w< fathew xDD had left ;;w;; me nyo uWu mowe! -For aww x3 the xDD west >_> is hewd uWu at xDD such :3 a wate -;;w;; As >_< bwings :3 a thousand-fold ^.^ mowe :3 cawe to >_< keep -Than uWu in >w< possession xDD any jot of pleasure. -xDD Ah, xDD cousin York! ^.^ wouwd >w< thy best ^w^ fwiends uWu did ^.^ knyow -How >w< it xDD doth UwU gwieve ;;w;; me :3 that >w< thy >_> head >_> is here! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO My uWu wowd, cheer x3 up x3 youw :33 spiwits; UwU ouw ^-^ foes OwO awe nigh, -xDD And ÚwÚ this soft couwage x3 makes x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews ^.^ faint. ->_> You pwomis'd knyighthood to UwU ouw forward son: -UwU Unsheathe x3 youw xDD swowd ÚwÚ and ^.^ dub ^.^ him presently. -Edwawd, ^w^ knyeew down. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Edward Pwantagenyet, arise :3 a ;;w;; knyight; -xDD And :3 weawn ÚwÚ this x3 wesson: Draw >w< thy xDD swowd uWu in ÚwÚ wight. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. OwO My >_> gwacious ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ by x3 youw >_> kingwy weave, -I'll dwaw >w< it >_< as apparent to x3 the :3 cwown, -xDD And uWu in :3 that ^-^ quawwew use >w< it to x3 the death. -:33 CWIFFOWD. Why, :3 that >_> is >w< spoken ^.^ wike :3 a toward pwince. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. >_> Woyaw commanders, be uWu in >_< weadinyess; -For with :3 a band of ;;w;; thiwty thousand ;;w;; men -UwU Comes Wawwick, ^-^ backing of x3 the >w< Duke of York, -xDD And uWu in x3 the x3 towns, >_< as ;;w;; they UwU do :33 mawch along, -Pwocwaims ^.^ him OwO king, ÚwÚ and UwU many fwy to ^.^ him. -Darraign x3 youw battwe, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at >w< hand. -:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> Highnyess ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ depawt x3 the :33 fiewd: -uWu The xDD Queen hath best >w< success when xDD you OwO awe UwU absent. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us to UwU ouw xDD fowtunye. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, ^w^ that's x3 my :3 fowtunye :3 too; >_< thewefowe I'll >_< stay. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Be >w< it with :33 wesowution, >w< then, to ^w^ fight. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. OwO My royal ÚwÚ fathew, cheer these x3 nyobwe wowds, -xDD And >w< heawten UwU those :3 that >w< fight uWu in x3 youw OwO defence. -UwU Unsheathe x3 youw uWu swowd, ÚwÚ good father; cwy 'Saint George!' - -^-^ Mawch. Entew EDWARD, GEORGE, WICHAWD, ^w^ WAWWICK, -ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - ->_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, >w< pewjuw'd Henry, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ knyeew fow xDD gwace -xDD And uWu set >w< thy diadem ;;w;; upon x3 my head, -:33 Ow bide x3 the >w< mowtaw :3 fowtunye of x3 the field? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Go wate >w< thy minyions, OwO pwoud >_< insuwting uWu boy. ->_> Becomes >w< it uWu thee to be OwO thus bold uWu in terms -^.^ Befowe >w< thy suvweign ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU king? ->_> EDWAWD. UwU I ^w^ am :33 his OwO king, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> shouwd bow :33 his uWu knyee. -UwU I UwU was adopted heir ^.^ by :33 his :3 consent: -Since xDD when, :33 his ^-^ oath >_> is broke; for, >_< as UwU I heaw, ->_> You :3 that OwO awe OwO King, ^w^ though ^.^ he UwU do ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 cwown, -:3 Have OwO caus'd ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 nyew ;;w;; act of ;;w;; pawwiament -;;w;; To uWu bwot x3 out ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and put :33 his UwU own >_< son ^.^ in. -:33 CWIFFOWD. xDD And reason ^w^ too: -Who >_> shouwd >_< succeed x3 the >w< fathew >_> but x3 the uWu son? ->_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Awe xDD you thewe, >w< butchew? >_< O, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ speak! -:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, crook-back, OwO hewe UwU I stand to answew ÚwÚ thee, -:33 Ow xDD any xDD he, x3 the OwO pwoudest of >w< thy >_< sowt. ->_< WICHAWD. >_< 'Twas xDD you :3 that kill'd xDD young Rutland, UwU was >w< it ^w^ nyot? -:33 CWIFFOWD. Ay, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd York, ÚwÚ and yet nyot xDD satisfied. ->_< WICHAWD. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, wowds, UwU give OwO signyaw to x3 the ^w^ fight. -WARWICK. >_> What say'st UwU thou, Henry? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou yield x3 the crown? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Why, >w< how now, ;;w;; wong-tongu'd x3 Wawwick! Dare xDD you x3 speak? -x3 When xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< met uWu at Saint Awbans >w< wast -uWu Youw UwU wegs uWu did xDD bettew OwO sewvice than x3 youw ^w^ hands. -WARWICK. UwU Then uWu 'twas x3 my turn to fly, ÚwÚ and nyow UwU 'tis ÚwÚ thinye. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> You uWu said UwU so much x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and yet xDD you OwO fwed. -WARWICK. >_< 'Twas nyot x3 youw uWu vawouw, uWu Cwiffowd, >_< dwuv ;;w;; me ^w^ thence. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyo, nor x3 youw manhood :3 that x3 duwst >_< make xDD you >_< stay. ->_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, UwU I howd uWu thee wevewentwy. -^.^ Bweak x3 off x3 the pawwey; fow scawce UwU I ^.^ can wefwain -uWu The :33 execution of x3 my big-swol'n >_< heawt ->_> Upon :3 that uWu Cwiffowd, :3 that UwU cwuew child-killer. -:33 CWIFFOWD. UwU I >_< swew >w< thy father; caww'st xDD thou ^.^ him :3 a >w< chiwd? ->_< WICHAWD. Ay, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ dastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a treacherous xDD cowawd, -;;w;; As xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww UwU ouw xDD tendew ÚwÚ bwothew Rutland; -OwO But ere xDD sunset I'll >_< make uWu thee UwU cuwse x3 the UwU deed. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Have donye with wowds, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_> Defy them >w< then, ow >_> ewse howd ^-^ cwose >w< thy x3 wips. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I :33 pwithee UwU give nyo :3 wimits to x3 my ^-^ tongue: -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and >_< pwiviweg'd to >_< speak. -:33 CWIFFOWD. OwO My ^.^ wiege, x3 the ;;w;; wound :3 that bwed ÚwÚ this meeting OwO hewe -UwU Cannyot be ^w^ cuw'd ^.^ by words; >_< thewefowe be xDD stiww. ->_< WICHAWD. Then, uWu executionyew, xDD unsheathe >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -^-^ By xDD Him :3 that UwU made >_> us all, UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd -:33 That Cwiffowd's manhood wies ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 tongue. ->_> EDWAWD. Say, Henry, UwU shaww UwU I uWu have x3 my wight, ow no? -^-^ A thousand ;;w;; men uWu have broke uWu theiw fasts ^w^ to-day -:33 That ^w^ nye'ew UwU shaww ÚwÚ dinye ^w^ unwess xDD thou yield x3 the crown. -WARWICK. ;;w;; If xDD thou deny, uWu theiw :3 bwood ;;w;; upon >w< thy head; -For York uWu in justice puts :33 his ^-^ awmouw :3 on. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. ;;w;; If :3 that be >w< wight which Wawwick ;;w;; says >_> is wight, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo wwong, >_> but every ^.^ thing >_> is ÚwÚ wight. ->_< WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Whoevew ^w^ got ÚwÚ thee, there >w< thy mothew stands; -For weww UwU I uWu wot xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's :33 tongue. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO But xDD thou awt :3 nyeithew ^.^ wike >w< thy >w< siwe nor UwU dam; -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a fouw misshapen stigmatic, ->_< Mawk'd ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; destinyies to be ^-^ avoided, -;;w;; As ;;w;; venyom toads ow wizawds' :3 dweadfuw ^-^ stings. ->_< WICHAWD. Iwon of Nyapwes >_< hid with :3 Engwish gilt, ->_< Whose >w< fathew bears x3 the ;;w;; titwe of :3 a UwU king- -;;w;; As >_> if :3 a :33 channyew >_> shouwd be ^w^ caww'd x3 the ;;w;; sea- ->w< Sham'st xDD thou >_> nyot, x3 knyowing >_> whence xDD thou awt ;;w;; extwaught, -;;w;; To wet >w< thy >_> tongue detect >w< thy >_> base-bown ÚwÚ heawt? ->_> EDWAWD. ^-^ A >w< wisp of >w< stwaw :3 wewe ^.^ wowth :3 a thousand :3 cwowns -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this shameless :33 cawwet ^.^ knyow hewsewf. -:33 Hewen of >w< Gweece UwU was fairer uWu faw than UwU thou, -Awthough >w< thy :33 husband OwO may be ^-^ Menyewaus; -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew UwU was uWu Agamemmon's ÚwÚ bwothew wrong'd -^-^ By :3 that UwU fawse OwO woman >_< as ÚwÚ this x3 king ^.^ by thee. -ÚwÚ His >w< fathew UwU weveww'd uWu in x3 the >_< heawt of >_< Fwance, -xDD And tam'd x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and UwU made x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ stoop; -xDD And xDD had ^.^ he match'd accowding to :33 his state, ->w< He ^w^ might uWu have :33 kept :3 that :3 gwowy to ÚwÚ this uWu day; -OwO But when ^.^ he >_> took :3 a beggar to :33 his x3 bed -xDD And ÚwÚ gwac'd >w< thy poor >w< siwe with :33 his bwidaw ^-^ day, -Even xDD then :3 that OwO sunshinye ÚwÚ bwew'd :3 a OwO show'w fow ^.^ him -:33 That >w< wash'd :33 his father's fowtunyes fowth of Fwance -xDD And ^w^ heap'd >_> sedition on :33 his >_< cwown uWu at >_> home. -For >_> what hath xDD bwoach'd ÚwÚ this xDD tumuwt >_> but >w< thy uWu pwide? -UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been :3 meek, UwU ouw ;;w;; titwe still xDD had >_> swept; -xDD And :33 we, uWu in pity of x3 the ^-^ gentwe OwO King, -xDD Had slipp'd UwU ouw >_< cwaim ÚwÚ untiw anyothew age. -UwU GEOWGE. OwO But when ^.^ we saw UwU ouw OwO sunshinye UwU made >w< thy spring, -xDD And :3 that >w< thy ^-^ summew bwed >_> us nyo UwU incwease, -We uWu set x3 the axe to >w< thy usuwping ^.^ woot; -xDD And ^w^ though x3 the UwU edge hath ^-^ something ;;w;; hit ;;w;; ouwsewves, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ knyow UwU thou, xDD since ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ begun to ÚwÚ stwike, -^-^ We'ww >_< nyevew OwO weave >w< tiww ^.^ we uWu have UwU hewn uWu thee ;;w;; down, -:33 Ow >w< bath'd >w< thy >_< gwowing with UwU ouw ^.^ heated ;;w;; bwoods. ->_> EDWAWD. xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wesowution UwU I ^.^ defy ÚwÚ thee; -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wiwwing xDD any longer ÚwÚ confewence, -Since xDD thou xDD denyiest x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ King to >_< speak. -Sound >_> twumpets; wet UwU ouw bwoody cowouws wave, -xDD And xDD eithew OwO victowy ow >_> ewse :3 a grave! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Stay, ;;w;; Edwawd. ->_> EDWAWD. :3 Nyo, :3 wwangwing ^w^ woman, we'll nyo longer >_< stay; -;;w;; These wowds xDD wiww >_> cost ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ this x3 day. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe ^-^ between >_< Towton ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Saxton, uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe - -Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ^w^ WAWWICK - -WARWICK. :3 Fowspent with :33 toiw, >_< as runners with :3 a :33 wace, -UwU I uWu way ;;w;; me down :3 a xDD wittwe OwO whiwe to breathe; -For strokes weceiv'd ÚwÚ and UwU many ^w^ bwows wepaid -:3 Have wobb'd x3 my stwong-knyit sinews of uWu theiw >_< stwength, -xDD And x3 spite of x3 spite >_< nyeeds ^w^ must UwU I xDD west OwO awhiwe. - -Entew EDWARD, wunnying - ->_> EDWAWD. Smile, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ heaven, ow ÚwÚ stwike, x3 ungentwe ÚwÚ death; -For ÚwÚ this wowwd ÚwÚ fwowns, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd's sun >_> is clouded. -WARWICK. How now, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> What ^w^ hap? >_> What UwU hope of good? - -Entew uWu GEOWGE - -UwU GEOWGE. Our ÚwÚ hap >_> is :3 wost, UwU ouw UwU hope >_> but >_> sad UwU despaiw; -Our ;;w;; wanks OwO awe ;;w;; bwoke, ÚwÚ and xDD wuin xDD fowwows >_> us. ->_> What counsel UwU give you? x3 Whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< fwy? ->_> EDWAWD. x3 Bootwess >_> is UwU fwight: ;;w;; they ;;w;; fowwow >_> us with xDD wings; -xDD And xDD weak ^.^ we awe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU shun ÚwÚ puwsuit. - -Entew UwU WICHAWD - ->_< WICHAWD. xDD Ah, Wawwick, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou withdrawn thyself? -x3 Thy brother's :3 bwood x3 the ^.^ thiwsty ^.^ eawth hath dwunk, -Bwoach'd with x3 the >w< steewy :33 point of Cwiffowd's wance; -xDD And uWu in x3 the xDD vewy x3 pangs of :33 death ^.^ he cwied, -Wike to :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw >_< cwangow heard from far, -'Warwick, wevenge! UwU Bwothew, xDD wevenge x3 my >_< death.' -So, undewnyeath x3 the bewwy of uWu theiw ;;w;; steeds, -:33 That x3 stain'd uWu theiw fetwocks uWu in :33 his >_< smoking bwood, -uWu The x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman uWu gave x3 up x3 the ghost. -WARWICK. UwU Then wet x3 the ^.^ eawth be ^w^ dwunken with UwU ouw blood. -I'll OwO kiww x3 my horse, uWu because UwU I xDD wiww nyot fwy. -Why stand ^.^ we ^.^ wike OwO soft-heawted x3 women UwU hewe, -xDD Waiwing UwU ouw losses, whiwes x3 the foe xDD doth rage, -xDD And wook upon, >_< as >_> if x3 the twagedy -^.^ Wewe pway'd uWu in xDD jest ^.^ by countewfeiting ÚwÚ actows? -:3 Hewe on x3 my knyee UwU I vow to ^w^ God :33 abuv -I'll >_< nyevew :3 pause OwO again, >_< nyevew stand still, -Tiww xDD eithew :33 death hath ^w^ cwos'd these eyes of >_< minye -:33 Ow :3 fowtunye UwU given ;;w;; me UwU measuwe of revenge. ->_> EDWAWD. x3 O Wawwick, UwU I UwU do >w< bend x3 my knyee with xDD thinye, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this vow UwU do uWu chain x3 my :3 souw to thine! -xDD And ere x3 my knyee rise from x3 the :33 eawth's UwU cowd OwO face -UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my ^.^ hands, >_< minye ^w^ eyes, x3 my >_< heawt to x3 Thee, -^.^ Thou ^-^ settew-up ÚwÚ and pwuckew-down of OwO kings, -^w^ Beseeching x3 Thee, >_> if with x3 Thy xDD wiww >w< it >w< stands -:33 That to x3 my ^-^ foes ÚwÚ this >w< body ^w^ must be ^.^ pwey, -ÚwÚ Yet :3 that x3 Thy ^-^ bwazen :3 gates of heaven OwO may ^w^ ope -xDD And UwU give x3 sweet uWu passage to x3 my x3 sinfuw ^-^ souw. ->_> Nyow, wowds, OwO take OwO weave ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we :3 meet OwO again, ->_> Whewe'ew >w< it be, uWu in heaven ow uWu in ;;w;; eawth. ->_< WICHAWD. UwU Bwothew, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; x3 and, ^-^ gentwe Wawwick, -Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace uWu thee uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ weawy arms. -UwU I :3 that uWu did >_< nyevew xDD weep nyow :3 mewt with woe -:33 That winter >_> shouwd :3 cut x3 off UwU ouw spring-time :3 so. -WARWICK. :33 Away, away! Once >_> mowe, x3 sweet wowds, farewell. -UwU GEOWGE. ÚwÚ Yet wet >_> us aww togethew to UwU ouw ^.^ twoops, -xDD And UwU give them OwO weave to fwy :3 that xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; stay, -xDD And caww them >w< piwwaws :3 that xDD wiww stand to us; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ we thwive, promise them xDD such rewards -;;w;; As >w< victows ^-^ weaw uWu at x3 the Olympian ^w^ games. -This OwO may plant couwage uWu in uWu theiw quaiwing breasts, -For yet >_> is UwU hope of >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ victowy. -xDD Fowswow nyo longer; >_< make ^.^ we >w< hence amain. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -^-^ Excuwsions. Entew UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and CWIFFOWD - ->_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyow, uWu Cwiffowd, UwU I uWu have singwed uWu thee >_< awonye. ->_> Suppose ÚwÚ this awm >_> is fow x3 the >w< Duke of York, -xDD And ÚwÚ this fow Rutland; both bound to UwU wevenge, -:33 Wewt xDD thou :33 enviwon'd with :3 a ^-^ bwazen wall. -:33 CWIFFOWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ Wichawd, UwU I ^w^ am with uWu thee OwO hewe >_< awonye. -This >_> is x3 the uWu hand :3 that stabbed >w< thy >w< fathew Yowk; -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the uWu hand :3 that >_< swew >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew Rutland; -xDD And hewe's x3 the >_< heawt :3 that triumphs uWu in uWu theiw :33 death -xDD And cheers these ^.^ hands :3 that >_< swew >w< thy >w< siwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothew -;;w;; To :33 execute x3 the ^.^ wike ;;w;; upon xDD thysewf; -xDD And >_> so, uWu have uWu at uWu thee! ^w^ [They fight] - -Entew >_> WAWWICK; CWIFFOWD fwies - ->_< WICHAWD. Nyay, Wawwick, :3 singwe x3 out x3 some othew ^-^ chase; -For UwU I mysewf xDD wiww OwO hunt ÚwÚ this OwO wowf to death. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY awonye - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. This ÚwÚ battwe fawes ^.^ wike to x3 the :3 mownying's waw, -x3 When dying :33 cwouds xDD contend with >_< gwowing wight, ->_> What time x3 the shepherd, ;;w;; bwowing of :33 his nyaiws, -UwU Can :3 nyeithew caww >w< it :3 pewfect day nor OwO nyight. -Now >_< sways >w< it ÚwÚ this :3 way, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ mighty sea -Forc'd ^.^ by x3 the >_< tide to :33 combat with x3 the :33 wind; -Now >_< sways >w< it :3 that :3 way, ^.^ wike x3 the x3 sewfsame sea -Forc'd to uWu wetiwe ^.^ by UwU fuwy of x3 the ^.^ wind. -:3 Sometime x3 the flood >w< pwevaiws, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the :33 wind; -Now one x3 the better, xDD then anyothew OwO best; -UwU Both ^.^ tugging to be x3 victows, breast to UwU bweast, -ÚwÚ Yet :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ conquewow nor conquered. -^w^ So >_> is x3 the equal ^.^ poise of ÚwÚ this UwU feww waw. -:3 Hewe on ÚwÚ this UwU mowehiww xDD wiww UwU I sit ;;w;; me down. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^w^ God :33 wiww, there be x3 the x3 victowy! -For Margaret x3 my queen, ÚwÚ and xDD Cwiffowd :3 too, -:3 Have ;;w;; chid ;;w;; me from x3 the battwe, swearing both -^-^ They prosper best of aww when UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ thence. -Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< dead, >_> if >_> God's ÚwÚ good xDD wiww :3 wewe so! -For >_> what >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd >_> but grief ÚwÚ and >_< woe? -x3 O uWu God! uWu methinks >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ^w^ happy >w< wife -;;w;; To be nyo xDD bettew than :3 a homewy :3 swain; -;;w;; To sit ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< hiww, >_< as UwU I UwU do now, -;;w;; To ^w^ cawve x3 out diaws quaintly, :33 point ^.^ by UwU point, ->_< Theweby to >_> see x3 the ^w^ minyutes >w< how ;;w;; they run- -How UwU many x3 makes x3 the >_> houw full x3 compwete, -How UwU many >_> houws >_< bwings about x3 the ^-^ day, -How UwU many OwO days xDD wiww finish x3 up x3 the >w< yeaw, -How UwU many years :3 a >w< mowtaw x3 man OwO may wive. -x3 When ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ knyown, xDD then to OwO divide x3 the :3 times- -^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I tend x3 my OwO fwock; -^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I OwO take x3 my rest; -^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I x3 contempwate; -^w^ So UwU many >_> houws ^w^ must UwU I spowt >_< mysewf; -^w^ So UwU many OwO days x3 my ^-^ ewes uWu have :33 been with ^-^ young; -^w^ So UwU many UwU weeks ere x3 the poor foows xDD wiww can; -^w^ So UwU many years ere UwU I UwU shaww shear x3 the ÚwÚ fweece: -^w^ So minyutes, houws, uWu days, ^-^ months, ÚwÚ and years, ->_< Pass'd uvw to x3 the >w< end ;;w;; they :3 wewe cweated, -Wouwd ;;w;; bwing ^-^ white >_< haiws >w< unto :3 a :33 quiet x3 gwave. -xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a >w< wife :3 wewe x3 this! >w< how :33 sweet! >w< how >_> wuvwy! ->w< Gives nyot x3 the hawthown ;;w;; bush :3 a ^w^ sweetew shade -;;w;; To xDD shephewds ^w^ wooking on uWu theiw siwwy ;;w;; sheep, -Than xDD doth :3 a rich embwoidew'd >w< canyopy -;;w;; To >w< kings :3 that feaw uWu theiw >w< subjects' tweachewy? -x3 O :3 yes, >w< it doth; :3 a thousand-fold >w< it UwU doth. -xDD And to concwude: x3 the shepherd's homewy :3 cuwds, -ÚwÚ His UwU cowd >_< thin ÚwÚ dwink x3 out of :33 his >_> weathew >_> bottwe, -ÚwÚ His uWu wonted :33 sweep :33 undew :3 a >w< fwesh ÚwÚ twee's shade, -All which ^.^ secuwe ÚwÚ and sweetly ^.^ he >w< enjoys, -Is uWu faw ^w^ beyond :3 a UwU pwince's delicates- -ÚwÚ His viands :33 spawkwing uWu in :3 a golden cup, -ÚwÚ His >w< body couched uWu in :3 a curious ^.^ bed, -x3 When care, xDD mistwust, ÚwÚ and UwU tweason waits on ^.^ him. - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew :3 a >_< son :3 that hath kill'd :33 his :3 Fathew, uWu at -one door; ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< FATHEW :3 that hath kill'd :33 his UwU Son, uWu at -anyothew doow - ->_> SON. >_< Iww ^w^ bwows x3 the wind :3 that pwofits nyobody. -This x3 man ÚwÚ whom uWu hand to uWu hand UwU I >_< swew uWu in >w< fight -^-^ May be >_> possessed with x3 some OwO stowe of cwowns; -xDD And I, :3 that haply OwO take them from ^.^ him now, -^-^ May yet ere >w< nyight yield both x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and them -;;w;; To x3 some x3 man else, >_< as ÚwÚ this >_< dead x3 man xDD doth x3 me. -Who's :3 this? x3 O uWu God! ^.^ It >_> is x3 my father's >w< face, -;;w;; Whom uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO confwict UwU I x3 unwawes uWu have kill'd. -x3 O x3 heavy xDD times, >_< begetting xDD such events! -Fwom ;;w;; Wondon ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King UwU was UwU I OwO pwess'd forth; -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ being x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick's ^w^ man, ->_< Came on x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of York, OwO pwess'd ^.^ by :33 his mastew; -xDD And I, who uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands weceiv'd x3 my :3 wife, -:3 Have ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ hands of >w< wife :3 beweaved ^.^ him. -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, :33 God, UwU I UwU knyew nyot >_> what UwU I ^.^ did. -xDD And pardon, ÚwÚ fathew, fow UwU I UwU knyew nyot thee. -OwO My tears UwU shaww xDD wipe OwO away these bwoody mawks; -xDD And nyo ^.^ mowe wowds >w< tiww ;;w;; they uWu have flow'd uWu theiw x3 fiww. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. x3 O ^.^ piteous ^-^ spectacwe! x3 O bwoody uWu times! -Whiwes wions >w< waw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ battwe fow uWu theiw >w< dens, -OwO Poow UwU hawmwess lambs abide uWu theiw >w< enmity. -xDD Weep, wwetched xDD man; I'll >_> aid uWu thee teaw fow >_< teaw; -xDD And wet UwU ouw heawts ÚwÚ and ^w^ eyes, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ civiw waw, -^w^ Be ^w^ bwind with tears ÚwÚ and bweak o'ercharg'd with ÚwÚ gwief. - -Entew x3 FATHEW, :33 beawing of :33 his ^.^ SON - -^-^ FATHEW. ^.^ Thou :3 that UwU so stoutly hath :3 wesisted uWu me, -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^.^ gowd, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast xDD any x3 gowd; -For UwU I uWu have xDD bought >w< it with >w< an :3 hundwed ÚwÚ bwows. -OwO But wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. Is ÚwÚ this UwU ouw >_< foeman's ^.^ face? -xDD Ah, no, no, no, no, >w< it >_> is >_< minye >w< onwy ^w^ son! -xDD Ah, ^-^ boy, >_> if xDD any >w< wife be left uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -Throw x3 up ^.^ thinye OwO eye! :3 See, >_> see >_> what show'rs ^.^ awise, -Blown with x3 the >_< windy UwU tempest of x3 my >_< heawt ->_> Upon >w< thy ;;w;; wounds, :3 that :33 kiwws >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and :33 heawt! ->_< O, pity, :33 God, ÚwÚ this >w< misewabwe >_> age! ->_> What stwatagems, >w< how fell, >w< how UwU butchewwy, -Ewwonyeous, UwU mutinyous, ÚwÚ and unnatural, -This deadwy ^-^ quawwew x3 daiwy xDD doth ÚwÚ beget! -x3 O ^-^ boy, >w< thy >w< fathew uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife ^w^ too >_< soon, -xDD And hath >_> beweft uWu thee of >w< thy >w< wife ^w^ too uWu wate! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ;;w;; Woe :33 abuv woe! grief ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common xDD gwief! -x3 O :3 that x3 my :33 death ^.^ wouwd xDD stay these wuthfuw uWu deeds! -x3 O pity, pity, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ heaven, ^.^ pity! -uWu The red wose ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ white OwO awe on :33 his >w< face, -uWu The uWu fataw cowouws of UwU ouw :33 stwiving :33 houses: -uWu The one :33 his puwpwe :3 bwood >w< wight weww >_< wesembwes; -uWu The othew :33 his pawe cheeks, UwU methinks, xDD pwesenteth. -;;w;; Withew one rose, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the othew xDD fwouwish! -;;w;; If xDD you OwO contend, :3 a thousand ;;w;; wives ^w^ must x3 pewish. ->_> SON. How xDD wiww x3 my mothew fow :3 a father's :33 death -^.^ Take on with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew be ÚwÚ satisfied! -^-^ FATHEW. How xDD wiww x3 my >w< wife fow >_> swaughtew of x3 my >_< son -;;w;; Shed seas of ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew be ÚwÚ satisfied! -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. How xDD wiww x3 the countwy fow these ^.^ woefuw chances ->_< Misthink x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and nyot be ÚwÚ satisfied! ->_> SON. Was OwO evew >_< son UwU so xDD wued :3 a father's UwU death? -^-^ FATHEW. Was OwO evew >w< fathew UwU so :33 bemoan'd :33 his uWu son? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Was OwO evew x3 king UwU so >w< gwiev'd fow >w< subjects' >_< woe? -Much >_> is x3 youw sorrow; >_< minye ;;w;; ten times UwU so :33 much. ->_> SON. I'll UwU beaw uWu thee hence, :3 whewe UwU I OwO may xDD weep x3 my x3 fiww. -uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body -^-^ FATHEW. ;;w;; These :3 awms of >_< minye UwU shaww be >w< thy winding-sheet; -OwO My uWu heawt, x3 sweet ^-^ boy, UwU shaww be >w< thy >_< sepuwchwe, -For from x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ thinye x3 image ^w^ nye'ew UwU shaww go; -OwO My ^-^ sighing breast UwU shaww be >w< thy ;;w;; funyewaw uWu beww; -xDD And UwU so ^.^ obsequious xDD wiww >w< thy >w< fathew be, -Even fow x3 the ^-^ woss of ÚwÚ thee, xDD having nyo >_> mowe, -;;w;; As ^.^ Pwiam UwU was fow aww :33 his uWu vawiant >w< sons. -I'll UwU beaw uWu thee OwO hence; ÚwÚ and wet them >w< fight :3 that :33 wiww, -For UwU I uWu have murdered :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd nyot UwU kiww. -uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Sad-heawted men, much overgone with care, -:3 Hewe >_> sits :3 a x3 king ^.^ mowe ^.^ woefuw than xDD you x3 awe. - -Awawums, ^w^ excuwsions. Entew >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES, ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW - -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. :33 Fwy, ÚwÚ fathew, xDD fwy; fow aww x3 youw ^w^ fwiends OwO awe fwed, -xDD And Wawwick rages ^.^ wike :3 a chafed x3 buww. ->_> Away! fow :33 death xDD doth howd >_> us uWu in ÚwÚ puwsuit. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ Mount UwU you, x3 my wowd; uWu towawds ;;w;; Bewwick x3 post amain. -Edward ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; bwace of >w< gweyhounds ->_> Having x3 the x3 feawfuw uWu fwying UwU hawe uWu in UwU sight, -With fiery eyes :33 spawkwing fow xDD vewy :33 wwath, -xDD And bwoody steew >w< gwasp'd uWu in uWu theiw iwefuw ^.^ hands, -^w^ Awe uWu at UwU ouw >w< backs; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >w< hence amain. -UwU EXETEW. >_> Away! fow UwU vengeance x3 comes :3 awong with OwO them. -Nyay, xDD stay nyot to x3 expostuwate; >_< make ÚwÚ speed; -:33 Ow >_> ewse come >w< aftew. I'll OwO away befowe. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Nyay, OwO take ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet Exetew. -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I feaw to ;;w;; stay, >_> but wuv to OwO go -x3 Whithew x3 the xDD Queen :33 intends. >_> Fowwawd; away! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -^-^ A ÚwÚ woud awawum. Entew ^-^ CWIFFOWD, wounded - -:33 CWIFFOWD. :3 Hewe buwns x3 my x3 candwe out; :33 ay, OwO hewe >w< it dies, ->_< Which, whiwes >w< it ;;w;; wasted, uWu gave ^w^ King Henwy light. -x3 O Lancaster, UwU I feaw >w< thy overthrow -uWu Mowe than x3 my body's >w< pawting with x3 my souw! -OwO My wuv ÚwÚ and feaw uWu gwu'd UwU many ^w^ fwiends to ÚwÚ thee; -^.^ And, nyow UwU I ^.^ faww, >w< thy >_< tough commixture >w< mewts, -Impairing Henry, stwength'nying >_> mispwoud x3 Yowk. -uWu The ^w^ common OwO peopwe swarm ^.^ wike ^-^ summew :33 fwies; -xDD And :33 whithew fwy x3 the ^-^ gnyats >_> but to x3 the UwU sun? -xDD And who uWu shinyes nyow >_> but >_> Henwy's enyemies? -x3 O Phoebus, >w< hadst xDD thou >_< nyevew UwU given >_< consent -:33 That xDD Phaethon >_> shouwd ^.^ check >w< thy fiery ;;w;; steeds, -x3 Thy ^.^ buwnying caw >_< nyevew xDD had scorch'd x3 the ÚwÚ eawth! -^.^ And, Henry, >w< hadst xDD thou >w< sway'd >_< as >w< kings >_> shouwd UwU do, -:33 Ow >_< as >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< fathew ^-^ did, -xDD Giving nyo x3 gwound >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of York, -^-^ They >_< nyevew xDD then xDD had sprung ^.^ wike ^-^ summew :33 fwies; -UwU I ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten thousand uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 wuckwess weawm -xDD Had left nyo >w< mouwnying widows fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ death; -xDD And xDD thou ÚwÚ this day >w< hadst :33 kept >w< thy >w< chaiw uWu in peace. -For >_> what xDD doth :3 chewish UwU weeds >_> but ^-^ gentwe air? -xDD And >_> what x3 makes ^.^ wobbews bold >_> but ^w^ too much lenity? -x3 Bootwess OwO awe pwaints, ÚwÚ and cureless OwO awe x3 my wounds. -No uWu way to fly, nor ÚwÚ stwength to howd x3 out fwight. -uWu The foe >_> is merciless ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot pity; -For uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ hands UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd nyo >_> pity. -uWu The ^w^ aiw hath ^w^ got x3 into x3 my deadwy ;;w;; wounds, -xDD And much >_> effuse of :3 bwood xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ faint. -^.^ Come, York ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wichawd, Wawwick ÚwÚ and x3 the rest; -UwU I stabb'd x3 youw >_> fathews' >_< bosoms: ^-^ spwit x3 my UwU bweast. -[He ^.^ faints] - -Alarum ÚwÚ and retreat. Entew EDWARD, GEORGE, UwU WICHAWD -^.^ MONTAGUE, ^w^ WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - ->_> EDWAWD. Now ;;w;; bweathe :33 we, lords. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye UwU bids >_> us :3 pause -xDD And x3 smooth x3 the uWu fwowns of >w< waw with UwU peacefuw OwO wooks. -;;w;; Some troops pursue x3 the bloody-minded xDD Queen -:33 That x3 wed ÚwÚ cawm Henry, ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 a OwO king, -;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a sail, :3 fiww'd with :3 a fretting OwO gust, -xDD Command >w< an ^.^ awgosy to xDD stewn x3 the OwO waves. -OwO But think UwU you, wowds, :3 that xDD Cwiffowd ^w^ fwed with them? -WARWICK. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis xDD impossibwe ^.^ he >_> shouwd :33 escape; -For, ^w^ though >w< befowe :33 his OwO face UwU I speak x3 the wowds, -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew Richard uWu mawk'd ^.^ him fow x3 the >w< gwave; -^.^ And, >_> wheweso'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu he's x3 suwewy uWu dead. -[CLIFFORD :33 gwoans, ÚwÚ and uWu dies] ->_< WICHAWD. >_< Whose :3 souw >_> is :3 that which UwU takes her x3 heavy weave? -^-^ A deadwy gwoan, ^.^ wike >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^w^ death's >w< depawting. -xDD See who >w< it >w< is. ->_> EDWAWD. xDD And nyow x3 the battle's ended, -;;w;; If :33 fwiend ow x3 foe, wet ^.^ him be gently ^.^ used. ->_< WICHAWD. :33 Wevoke :3 that >_< doom of mercy, fow UwU 'tis >_> Cwiffowd; -Who nyot UwU contented :3 that ^.^ he OwO wopp'd x3 the branch -^w^ In uWu hewing Rutland when :33 his >w< weaves put ^-^ fowth, -OwO But uWu set :33 his uWu muwd'wing knyife >w< unto x3 the ^.^ woot -Fwom >_> whence :3 that xDD tendew x3 spway uWu did sweetly uWu spwing- -UwU I >_> mean UwU ouw princely ÚwÚ fathew, >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -WARWICK. Fwom x3 off x3 the :3 gates of York :3 fetch down x3 the head, -uWu Youw father's head, which xDD Cwiffowd pwaced uWu thewe; -^-^ Instead xDD wheweof wet ÚwÚ this suppwy x3 the uWu woom. -Measure fow UwU measuwe ^w^ must be answered. ->_> EDWAWD. Bring fowth :3 that uWu fataw screech-owl to UwU ouw house, -:33 That >_< nyothing sung >_> but :33 death to >_> us ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. -Now :33 death UwU shaww ÚwÚ stop :33 his ÚwÚ dismaw threat'ning sound, -xDD And :33 his ;;w;; iww-boding >_> tongue nyo ^.^ mowe UwU shaww >_< speak. -WARWICK. UwU I think :33 his undewstanding >_> is beweft. -ÚwÚ Speak, uWu Cwiffowd, dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow who xDD speaks to thee? -xDD Dawk cwoudy :33 death >_> o'ewshades :33 his beams of :3 wife, -xDD And ^.^ he nor sees nor x3 heaws >_> us >_> what ^.^ we :3 say. ->_< WICHAWD. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; did! ÚwÚ and >_> so, :3 pewhaps, ^.^ he UwU doth. -'Tis >_> but :33 his UwU powicy to >_< countewfeit, ->_< Because ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd avoid xDD such UwU bittew uWu taunts ->_< Which uWu in x3 the time of :33 death ^.^ he uWu gave UwU ouw :33 fathew. -UwU GEOWGE. ;;w;; If UwU so xDD thou think'st, ^-^ vex ^.^ him with eagew ÚwÚ wowds. ->_< WICHAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ ask xDD mewcy ÚwÚ and UwU obtain nyo grace. ->_> EDWAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, wepent uWu in bootwess ^-^ penyitence. -WARWICK. uWu Cwiffowd, >w< devise excuses fow >w< thy x3 fauwts. -UwU GEOWGE. While ^.^ we >w< devise UwU feww >_< towtuwes fow >w< thy x3 fauwts. ->_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou :33 didst wuv York, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< son to x3 Yowk. ->_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Thou pitied'st Rutland, UwU I xDD wiww pity thee. -UwU GEOWGE. :3 Whewe's uWu Captain Margaret, to ;;w;; fence xDD you ^.^ nyow? -WARWICK. ^-^ They ÚwÚ mock ÚwÚ thee, >_> Cwiffowd; >_< sweaw >_< as xDD thou >w< wast ^w^ wont. ->_< WICHAWD. What, nyot >w< an ^w^ oath? Nyay, xDD then x3 the wowwd xDD goes x3 hawd -x3 When xDD Cwiffowd ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ spawe :33 his ^w^ fwiends >w< an uWu oath. -UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ by :3 that uWu he's UwU dead; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >w< wight uWu hand ^.^ wouwd UwU buy >w< two xDD houws' :3 wife, -:33 That UwU I uWu in aww ;;w;; despite ^w^ might waiw uWu at :3 him, -This uWu hand >_> shouwd chop >w< it ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and with x3 the issuing :3 bwood -Stifle x3 the viwwain x3 whose unstanched UwU thiwst -York ÚwÚ and xDD young Rutland couwd nyot satisfy. -WARWICK. Ay, >_> but uWu he's uWu dead. :33 Off with x3 the UwU twaitow's head, -xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 the :33 pwace x3 youw father's ^w^ stands. -xDD And nyow to ;;w;; Wondon with x3 twiumphant mawch, ->_> Thewe to be ^.^ cwownyed Engwand's royal uWu King; -Fwom >_> whence UwU shaww Wawwick :3 cut x3 the sea to >_< Fwance, -xDD And ^w^ ask x3 the xDD Wady Bona fow >w< thy >w< queen. -^w^ So shalt xDD thou ÚwÚ sinyew both these ^-^ wands together; -^.^ And, xDD having Fwance >w< thy fwiend, xDD thou shalt nyot xDD dwead -uWu The scatt'wed foe :3 that hopes to rise again; -For ^w^ though ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot OwO gweatwy ÚwÚ sting to hurt, -ÚwÚ Yet wook to uWu have them ^.^ buzz to ^-^ offend ^.^ thinye ears. -First xDD wiww UwU I >_> see x3 the cowonyation; -xDD And xDD then to >_< Bwittany I'll OwO cwoss x3 the sea -;;w;; To ^w^ effect ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage, UwU so >w< it uWu pwease x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> EDWAWD. Even >_< as xDD thou wiwt, x3 sweet Wawwick, wet >w< it be; -For uWu in >w< thy shoulder UwU do UwU I buiwd x3 my >w< seat, -xDD And >_< nyevew xDD wiww UwU I undewtake x3 the ^.^ thing -^-^ Whewein >w< thy counsel ÚwÚ and >_< consent >_> is ^w^ wanting. -^.^ Wichawd, UwU I xDD wiww >w< cweate uWu thee >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew; -xDD And ;;w;; Geowge, of Cwawence; Wawwick, >_< as x3 ouwsewf, -Shall UwU do ÚwÚ and undo >_< as ^.^ him xDD pweaseth >_> best. ->_< WICHAWD. Let ;;w;; me be >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, ^w^ Geowge of uWu Gwoucestew; -For :3 Gwoucestew's x3 dukedom >_> is ^w^ too ^w^ ominyous. -WARWICK. Tut, ^w^ that's :3 a >_< foowish uWu obsewvation. -^.^ Wichawd, be >w< Duke of ^.^ Gwoucestew. Now to ;;w;; Wondon -;;w;; To >_> see these honyouws uWu in UwU possession. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A OwO chase uWu in x3 the ^.^ nyowth of England - -Entew >w< two :33 KEEPEWS, with >w< cwoss-bows uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands - -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. ;;w;; Undew ÚwÚ this :3 thick-gwown bwake we'll shroud ;;w;; ouwsewves, -For ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ this laund :3 anyon x3 the >w< deew xDD wiww >_< come; -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU cuvwt xDD wiww ^.^ we >_< make UwU ouw x3 stand, -Culling x3 the principal of aww x3 the deew. -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. I'll xDD stay :33 abuv x3 the >w< hiww, UwU so both OwO may >_> shoot. -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot be; x3 the noise of >w< thy OwO cwoss-bow -Will scare x3 the x3 hewd, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 my >w< shoot >_> is :3 wost. -:3 Hewe stand ^.^ we xDD both, ÚwÚ and aim ^.^ we uWu at x3 the OwO best; -^.^ And, fow x3 the time UwU shaww nyot xDD seem ^w^ tedious, -I'll tell uWu thee >_> what UwU befeww ;;w;; me on :3 a day -^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^.^ sewf-pwace :3 whewe nyow ^.^ we >_> mean to ^.^ stand. -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a xDD man; >_> wet's xDD stay >w< tiww ^.^ he be past. - -Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, ^-^ disguised, with :3 a prayer-book - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Fwom :3 Scotwand ^w^ am UwU I stol'n, even of puwe xDD wuv, -;;w;; To x3 gweet >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ wand with x3 my wishful :33 sight. -:3 Nyo, ^w^ Hawwy, ^w^ Hawwy, UwU 'tis nyo ÚwÚ wand of thine; -x3 Thy :33 pwace >_> is OwO fiww'd, >w< thy sceptre x3 wwung from ÚwÚ thee, -x3 Thy bawm >w< wash'd x3 off xDD whewewith xDD thou >w< wast anointed. -No x3 bending knyee xDD wiww caww uWu thee Caesaw now, -No humble ^-^ suitows x3 pwess to speak fow wight, -:3 Nyo, nyot :3 a x3 man x3 comes fow xDD wedwess of ÚwÚ thee; -For >w< how ^.^ can UwU I OwO hewp them ÚwÚ and nyot myself? -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. Ay, hewe's :3 a >w< deew x3 whose ^-^ skin's :3 a keepew's fee. -This >_> is x3 the x3 quondam uWu King; >_> wet's x3 seize ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee, :3 souw advewsity, -For uWu wise ;;w;; men >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 the :33 wisest course. -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. Why :33 wingew uWu we? wet >_> us uWu way ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. OwO Fowbeaw awhile; we'll hear :3 a xDD wittwe more. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My xDD Queen ÚwÚ and >_< son OwO awe >_> gonye to Fwance fow aid; -^.^ And, >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 the great uWu commanding Wawwick -Is uWu thithew >_> gonye to ^w^ cwave x3 the OwO Fwench >_< King's :3 sistew -;;w;; To >w< wife fow ;;w;; Edwawd. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this nyews be ^-^ twue, -OwO Poow >_< queen ÚwÚ and x3 son, x3 youw labour >_> is >_> but ^.^ wost; -For Wawwick >_> is :3 a >_> subtwe orator, -xDD And Lewis :3 a >_> pwince >w< soon ^.^ won with >w< moving ÚwÚ wowds. -^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^w^ account, >w< then, Margaret OwO may x3 win him; -For ^w^ she's :3 a OwO woman to be uWu pitied :33 much. -:3 Hew :3 sighs xDD wiww >_< make :3 a OwO batt'wy uWu in :33 his >_< bweast; -:3 Hew tears xDD wiww xDD piewce x3 into :3 a OwO mawbwe heawt; -uWu The tiger xDD wiww be >_< miwd whiwes ^.^ she xDD doth mourn; -xDD And :3 Nyewo xDD wiww be xDD tainted with ^-^ wemowse -;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ and >_> see her pwaints, her uWu bwinyish >w< teaws. -Ay, >_> but ^w^ she's come to >_< beg: Wawwick, to give. ->_> She, on :33 his left side, UwU cwaving >_> aid fow Henry: -^-^ He, on :33 his wight, asking :3 a >w< wife fow ;;w;; Edwawd. -:33 She uWu weeps, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says her Henwy >_> is >w< depos'd: ->w< He >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says :33 his Edward >_> is :3 instaww'd; -:33 That uWu she, poor :3 wwetch, fow grief ^.^ can speak nyo mowe; -Whiwes Wawwick uWu tewws :33 his :3 titwe, smooths x3 the wwong, -UwU Infewweth arguments of ^-^ mighty >_< stwength, -xDD And uWu in OwO concwusion ^w^ wins x3 the ^w^ King from her -With promise of :33 his ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and >_> what else, -;;w;; To strengthen ÚwÚ and support ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's ;;w;; pwace. -x3 O Margaret, OwO thus 'twill be; ÚwÚ and UwU thou, poor x3 souw, -Awt xDD then ^-^ fowsaken, >_< as xDD thou xDD went'st forlorn! -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. Say, >_> what awt xDD thou :3 that >_> tawk'st of >w< kings ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ queens? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu Mowe than UwU I ;;w;; seem, ÚwÚ and less than UwU I UwU was bown :3 to: -^-^ A x3 man uWu at least, fow less UwU I >_> shouwd nyot be; -xDD And ;;w;; men OwO may tawk of OwO kings, ÚwÚ and >w< why nyot >_< I? -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. Ay, >_> but xDD thou >_> tawk'st >_< as >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a king. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, UwU so UwU I ÚwÚ am- uWu in xDD mind; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's enyough. -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. But, >_> if xDD thou be :3 a OwO king, :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy crown? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My >_< cwown >_> is uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, nyot on x3 my head; -ÚwÚ Nyot deck'd with ÚwÚ diamonds ÚwÚ and Indian ^w^ stonyes, -ÚwÚ Nyot to be ÚwÚ seen. OwO My >_< cwown >_> is ^w^ caww'd content; -^-^ A >_< cwown >w< it >_> is :3 that seldom >w< kings OwO enjoy. -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. xDD Weww, >_> if xDD you be :3 a x3 king cwown'd with UwU content, -uWu Youw >_< cwown :3 content ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ must be UwU contented -;;w;; To OwO go :3 awong with us; fow >_< as ^.^ we >_< think, ->_> You OwO awe x3 the x3 king ^w^ King Edward hath ^.^ depos'd; -xDD And ^.^ we :33 his xDD subjects, sworn uWu in aww xDD awwegiance, -Will >_< appwehend xDD you >_< as :33 his enemy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO But uWu did xDD you >_< nyevew x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and bweak >w< an ^w^ oath? -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. :3 Nyo, >_< nyevew xDD such >w< an uWu oath; nor xDD wiww nyot now. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Whewe uWu did xDD you dwell when UwU I UwU was ^w^ King of Engwand? -^w^ SECOND OwO KEEPEW. :3 Hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this country, :3 whewe ^.^ we nyow ^-^ wemain. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU I UwU was ^-^ anyointed x3 king uWu at >w< nyinye ^w^ months uWu owd; -OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my grandfather :3 wewe >w< kings; -xDD And xDD you :3 wewe sworn true subjects >w< unto OwO me; -xDD And tell uWu me, >w< then, uWu have xDD you nyot broke x3 youw ^-^ oaths? -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. No; -For ^.^ we :3 wewe subjects >_> but OwO whiwe xDD you :3 wewe king. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Why, ^w^ am UwU I dead? Do UwU I nyot ;;w;; bweathe :3 a man? -xDD Ah, :33 simpwe men, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you sweaw! -x3 Wook, >_< as UwU I ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ feathew from x3 my >w< face, -xDD And >_< as x3 the ^w^ aiw ^w^ bwows >w< it to ;;w;; me OwO again, -Obeying with x3 my wind when UwU I UwU do blow, -xDD And yiewding to anyothew when >w< it ÚwÚ bwows, -x3 Commanded awways ^.^ by x3 the :33 gweatew OwO gust, ->w< Such >_> is x3 the ^.^ wightnyess of xDD you ^w^ common ^.^ men. -OwO But UwU do nyot bweak x3 youw :3 oaths; fow of :3 that x3 sin -OwO My >_< miwd entreaty UwU shaww nyot >_< make xDD you guiwty. -Go :3 whewe xDD you :33 wiww, x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww be >_> commanded; -xDD And be xDD you :33 kings: >_> command, ÚwÚ and I'll OwO obey. -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. We OwO awe true subjects to x3 the OwO King, ^w^ King ;;w;; Edwawd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd xDD you be again to Henry, -;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe seated >_< as ^w^ King Edward >w< is. -uWu FIWST OwO KEEPEW. We :3 chawge UwU you, uWu in >_> God's xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 King's, -;;w;; To OwO go with >_> us >w< unto x3 the ^-^ officews. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ In >_> God's :33 nyame, ÚwÚ wead; x3 youw >_< King's xDD nyame be obey'd; -xDD And >_> what ^w^ God :33 wiww, :3 that wet x3 youw ^w^ King perform; -xDD And >_> what ^.^ he :33 wiww, UwU I x3 humbwy yield UwU unto. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and :3 WADY UwU GWEY - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Bwothew of :33 Gwoucestew, uWu at Saint :3 Awbans' field -This >_> wady's ^.^ husband, Sir Richard Gwey, UwU was x3 swain, -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ wand xDD then :3 seiz'd on ^.^ by x3 the conquewow. -:3 Hew >_> suit >_> is nyow to uWu wepossess UwU those :33 wands; ->_< Which ^.^ we uWu in justice ;;w;; cannyot weww deny, ->_< Because uWu in ^-^ quawwew of x3 the ;;w;; house of York -uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ gentweman uWu did wose :33 his life. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww UwU do weww to gwant her x3 suit; -^.^ It :3 wewe x3 dishonyouw to UwU deny >w< it her. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ It :3 wewe nyo >_> wess; >_> but yet I'll >_< make :3 a UwU pause. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] Yea, >_> is >w< it so? -UwU I >_> see x3 the uWu wady hath :3 a ^.^ thing to grant, -^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww gwant her humble OwO suit. -CLARENCE. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] >w< He xDD knyows x3 the :3 game; >w< how true ^.^ he -keeps x3 the ^.^ wind! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] Silence! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Widow, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO considew of x3 youw x3 suit; -xDD And come x3 some othew time to ^.^ knyow UwU ouw :33 mind. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. x3 Wight >_> gwacious uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook :3 deway. -^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess to wesowve ;;w;; me >_< nyow; -xDD And >_> what x3 youw :3 pweasuwe >_> is UwU shaww satisfy x3 me. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] Ay, widow? UwU Then I'll :33 wawwant xDD you aww x3 youw -lands, -^-^ An >_> if >_> what x3 pweases ^.^ him UwU shaww :3 pweasuwe OwO you. -Fight ^.^ cwosew or, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, you'ww catch :3 a >_> bwow. -CLARENCE. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] UwU I feaw her >_> nyot, ^w^ unwess ^.^ she chance -to UwU faww. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] ^w^ God UwU fowbid :3 that, fow he'ww OwO take -;;w;; vantages. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. How UwU many x3 chiwdwen x3 hast UwU thou, uWu widow, tell x3 me. -CLARENCE. ^-^ [Aside to GWOUCESTEW] UwU I think ^.^ he means to ÚwÚ beg :3 a chiwd of -her. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside to CLARENCE] Nyay, xDD then whip OwO me; he'ww rather -UwU give her UwU two. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Three, x3 my UwU most >_> gwacious OwO wowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] >_> You UwU shaww uWu have fouw >_> if you'ww be wuw'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu 'Twewe pity ;;w;; they >_> shouwd wose uWu theiw father's wands. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ^w^ Be >_< pitifuw, xDD dwead uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and gwant :33 it, UwU then. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU give >_> us :3 weave; I'll >_> twy ÚwÚ this widow's >_< wit. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] Ay, ÚwÚ good OwO weave uWu have uWu you; fow xDD you xDD wiww uWu have -OwO weave -Tiww :33 youth OwO take OwO weave ÚwÚ and OwO weave xDD you to x3 the >_> cwutch. -;;w;; [GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> CWAWENCE >_< withdwaw] -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now tell uWu me, UwU madam, UwU do xDD you wuv x3 youw :33 chiwdwen? -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Ay, full >_< as ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as UwU I wuv :3 mysewf. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD And ^.^ wouwd xDD you nyot UwU do much to UwU do them good? -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ;;w;; To UwU do them ÚwÚ good UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< sustain x3 some harm. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Then get x3 youw husband's lands, to UwU do them UwU good. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Therefore UwU I ^-^ came >w< unto x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. I'll tell xDD you >w< how these ^-^ wands OwO awe to be ^-^ got. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you bind ;;w;; me to x3 youw Highness' service. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> What OwO sewvice wiwt xDD thou UwU do ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I UwU give them? -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. >_> What xDD you ÚwÚ command :3 that UwU wests uWu in ;;w;; me to xDD do. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But xDD you xDD wiww OwO take ÚwÚ exceptions to x3 my ;;w;; boon. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. :3 Nyo, >_> gwacious uWu wowd, :33 except UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do :3 it. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, >_> but xDD thou ;;w;; canst UwU do >_> what UwU I >_> mean to xDD ask. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why, xDD then UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_> what x3 youw Gwace :33 commands. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :3 pwies her hard; ÚwÚ and much xDD wain ^-^ weaws x3 the >_> mawbwe. -CLARENCE. ;;w;; As red >_< as >_> fiwe! Nyay, xDD then her OwO wax ^w^ must OwO mewt. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why xDD stops x3 my xDD wowd? Shall UwU I nyot hear x3 my >_> task? -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ An ^w^ easy ^-^ task; UwU 'tis >_> but to wuv :3 a king. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. >w< That's >w< soon pewfowm'd, uWu because UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD subject. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, >w< then, >w< thy husband's ^-^ wands UwU I freely UwU give thee. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave with UwU many thousand :33 thanks. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The >_< match >_> is ÚwÚ made; ^.^ she >_> seaws >w< it with :3 a UwU cuwtsy. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But xDD stay ;;w;; thee- UwU 'tis x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of wuv UwU I x3 mean. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. uWu The ÚwÚ fwuits of wuv UwU I mean, x3 my >w< woving OwO wiege. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, but, UwU I feaw uWu me, uWu in anyothew ÚwÚ sense. ->_> What xDD wuv, UwU thinkst UwU thou, UwU I sue UwU so much to get? -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. OwO My wuv >w< tiww UwU death, x3 my humble thanks, x3 my pwayews; -:33 That wuv which viwtue begs ÚwÚ and viwtue ÚwÚ gwants. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I uWu did nyot >_> mean xDD such love. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why, xDD then xDD you >_> mean nyot >_< as UwU I xDD thought xDD you ^.^ did. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But nyow xDD you ;;w;; pawtwy OwO may >_> pewceive x3 my :33 mind. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. OwO My ^-^ mind xDD wiww >_< nyevew gwant >_> what UwU I >_> pewceive -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess >_< aims :3 at, >_> if UwU I aim aright. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ;;w;; To tell uWu thee pwain, UwU I aim to >_< wie with thee. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. ;;w;; To tell xDD you pwain, UwU I xDD had rather >_< wie uWu in x3 pwison. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, xDD then xDD thou shalt nyot uWu have >w< thy husband's wands. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Why, xDD then >_< minye honesty UwU shaww be x3 my dower; -For ^.^ by :3 that ^-^ woss UwU I xDD wiww nyot puwchase OwO them. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO Thewein xDD thou wrong'st >w< thy x3 chiwdwen mightiwy. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. x3 Hewein x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_< wwongs both them ÚwÚ and x3 me. -But, ^-^ mighty uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ mewwy ^w^ incwinyation -Accowds nyot with x3 the >_> sadnyess of x3 my OwO suit. -ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you dismiss uWu me, xDD eithew with uWu ay ow >w< nyo. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, >_> if xDD thou wiwt >_> say uWu ay to x3 my :3 wequest; -:3 Nyo, >_> if xDD thou dost >_> say nyo to x3 my >_> demand. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. Then, no, x3 my OwO wowd. OwO My >_> suit >_> is uWu at >w< an OwO end. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The ^.^ widow likes ^.^ him x3 nyot; ^.^ she xDD knyits her ÚwÚ bwows. -CLARENCE. >w< He >_> is x3 the bluntest wooew uWu in Chwistendom. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 [Aside] :3 Hew :33 wooks xDD doth awgue her UwU wepwete with modesty; -:3 Hew wowds xDD doth x3 show her wit x3 incompawabwe; -All her >w< pewfections challenge suvweignty. -x3 Onye uWu way ow ÚwÚ othew, ^.^ she >_> is fow :3 a uWu king; -xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww be x3 my xDD wuv, ow >_> ewse x3 my >w< queen. -x3 Say :3 that ^w^ King Edward OwO take uWu thee fow :33 his xDD queen? -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. 'Tis xDD bettew uWu said than :33 donye, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 subject ;;w;; fit to xDD jest withaw, -OwO But uWu faw ^-^ unfit to be :3 a OwO suvweign. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu widow, ^.^ by x3 my >w< state UwU I >_< sweaw to uWu thee -UwU I speak nyo ^.^ mowe than >_> what x3 my :3 souw :3 intends; -xDD And :3 that >_> is to ^.^ enjoy uWu thee fow x3 my love. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. xDD And :3 that >_> is ^.^ mowe than UwU I xDD wiww yield UwU unto. -UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_> mean to be x3 youw queen, -xDD And yet ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to be x3 youw concubine. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> You caviw, widow; UwU I uWu did >_> mean x3 my >w< queen. -:3 WADY >_< GWEY. 'Twiww UwU gwieve x3 youw Gwace x3 my xDD sons >_> shouwd caww xDD you :33 fathew. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; EDWARD.No ^.^ mowe than when x3 my >_> daughtews caww uWu thee x3 mothew. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a uWu widow, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast x3 some xDD chiwdwen; -^.^ And, ^.^ by >_> God's uWu Mothew, I, ^.^ being >_> but :3 a ^.^ bachewow, -:3 Have othew some. Why, UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ happy ^.^ thing -;;w;; To be x3 the >w< fathew >w< unto UwU many >w< sons. -Answer nyo >_> mowe, fow xDD thou shalt be x3 my >w< queen. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The ghostly >w< fathew nyow hath donye :33 his shwift. -CLARENCE. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was UwU made :3 a shwivew, uWu 'twas fow shwift. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 Bwothews, xDD you >_< muse >_> what ^.^ chat ^.^ we >w< two uWu have xDD had. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The ^.^ widow likes >w< it >_> nyot, fow ^.^ she :33 wooks xDD vewy OwO sad. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU You'd think >w< it ;;w;; stwange >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd marry her. -CLARENCE. ;;w;; To who, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, >w< Cwawence, to :3 mysewf. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ^.^ wouwd be ;;w;; ten >_> days' wonder uWu at x3 the weast. -CLARENCE. >w< That's :3 a day longer than :3 a wonder >w< wasts. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ By UwU so much >_> is x3 the wonder uWu in extremes. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD Weww, xDD jest ;;w;; on, >w< bwothews; UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you both -:3 Hew >_> suit >_> is >_> gwanted fow her husband's wands. - -Entew :3 a uWu NyOBWEMAN - -:3 NyOBWEMAN. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, Henwy x3 youw foe >_> is :33 taken -xDD And ^.^ bwought x3 youw ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 youw ^w^ pawace uWu gate. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD See :3 that ^.^ he be ;;w;; convey'd >w< unto x3 the Towew. -xDD And OwO go :33 we, OwO bwothews, to x3 the x3 man :3 that >_> took ^.^ him -;;w;; To ;;w;; question of :33 his appwehension. -^.^ Widow, OwO go xDD you >_> awong. ;;w;; Wowds, use her >_< honyouwabwy. -Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, Edward xDD wiww use x3 women >_< honyouwabwy. -Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe ;;w;; wasted, marrow, xDD bonyes, ÚwÚ and all, -:33 That from :33 his >_< woins nyo hopeful branch OwO may ^-^ spwing -;;w;; To OwO cwoss ;;w;; me from x3 the golden time UwU I wook fow! -xDD And ^w^ yet, ^-^ between x3 my x3 souw's ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ and me- -uWu The x3 wustfuw >_< Edwawd's ;;w;; titwe ^.^ buwied- -Is >w< Cwawence, Henry, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< son xDD young Edwawd, -xDD And aww x3 the unwook'd fow x3 issue of uWu theiw >w< bodies, -;;w;; To OwO take uWu theiw rooms ere UwU I ^.^ can :33 pwace :3 mysewf. -^-^ A UwU cowd uWu pwemeditation fow x3 my puwpose! -Why, xDD then UwU I UwU do >_> but dweam on >_< suvweignty; -Wike one :3 that >w< stands ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ pwomontowy -xDD And >w< spies :3 a faw-off >w< showe :3 whewe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd tread, -:3 Wishing :33 his :33 foot :3 wewe equal with :33 his >_< eye; -xDD And ^-^ chides x3 the sea :3 that sundews ^.^ him from thence, -UwU Saying he'ww lade >w< it xDD dwy to uWu have :33 his xDD way- -^w^ So UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 the :3 cwown, ^.^ being UwU so uWu faw :33 off; -xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU chide x3 the means :3 that keeps ;;w;; me from uWu it; -xDD And UwU so UwU I >_> say I'll :3 cut x3 the ÚwÚ causes ^w^ off, -Fwattewing ;;w;; me with OwO impossibiwities. -OwO My UwU eye's ^w^ too quick, x3 my >_< heawt ^-^ o'ewweens ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, -OwO Unwess x3 my uWu hand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwength couwd equal OwO them. -xDD Weww, >_> say there >_> is nyo ^w^ kingdom xDD then fow ;;w;; Wichawd; ->_> What othew :3 pweasuwe ^.^ can x3 the wowwd afford? -I'll >_< make x3 my heaven uWu in :3 a >_> wady's UwU wap, -xDD And deck x3 my >w< body uWu in x3 gay ornaments, -xDD And >w< witch x3 sweet ^.^ wadies with x3 my wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wooks. -x3 O >w< misewabwe ^w^ thought! ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^-^ unwikewy -Than to x3 accompwish ÚwÚ twenty golden x3 cwowns. -Why, wuv fowswowe ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ;;w;; mothew's womb; -^.^ And, fow UwU I >_> shouwd nyot deal uWu in her soft ^-^ waws, -:33 She uWu did corrupt frail ÚwÚ nyatuwe with x3 some bribe -;;w;; To >w< shwink >_< minye awm x3 up ^.^ wike :3 a :33 withew'd ^.^ shwub -;;w;; To >_< make >w< an envious OwO mountain on x3 my back, -Whewe >_> sits ^-^ defowmity to ÚwÚ mock x3 my >w< body; -;;w;; To xDD shape x3 my UwU wegs of >w< an unequal xDD size; -;;w;; To disproportion ;;w;; me uWu in every >_> pawt, -Wike to :3 a ^-^ chaos, ow >w< an OwO unwick'd >w< beaw-whewp -:33 That xDD cawwies nyo x3 impwession ^.^ wike x3 the uWu dam. -xDD And ^w^ am I, >w< then, :3 a x3 man to be bewov'd? -x3 O monstwous ;;w;; fauwt to uWu hawbouw xDD such :3 a ^w^ thought! -Then, xDD since ÚwÚ this ^.^ eawth affowds nyo joy to ;;w;; me -OwO But to >_> command, to check, to o'erbear xDD such -;;w;; As OwO awe of xDD bettew ÚwÚ pewson than myself, -I'll >_< make x3 my heaven to dweam ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 cwown, -xDD And whiwes UwU I ^w^ wive t' :33 account ÚwÚ this wowwd >_> but >_> heww, -Untiw x3 my >_< misshap'd UwU twunk :3 that UwU beaw ÚwÚ this >_> head -^w^ Be ;;w;; wound xDD impawed with :3 a glorious crown. -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to get x3 the :3 cwown, -For UwU many ;;w;; wives stand ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ home; -xDD And uWu I- ^.^ wike one wost uWu in :3 a >_> thowny uWu wood -:33 That >w< wents x3 the thorns ÚwÚ and >_> is OwO went with x3 the thowns, -UwU Seeking :3 a uWu way ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwaying from x3 the uWu way -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing >w< how to find x3 the open air, -OwO But >_> toiwing desperately to find >w< it :3 out- -Towment mysewf to catch x3 the :3 Engwish >_< cwown; -xDD And from :3 that x3 towment UwU I xDD wiww fwee mysewf -:33 Ow hew x3 my uWu way x3 out with :3 a bwoody :33 axe. -Why, UwU I ^.^ can :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and murder whiwes UwU I :33 smiwe, -xDD And cwy uWu 'Content!' to :3 that which grieves x3 my uWu heawt, -xDD And wet x3 my >_> cheeks with :33 awtificiaw ^-^ teaws, -xDD And fwame x3 my OwO face to aww >w< occasions. -I'll x3 dwown ^.^ mowe saiwows than x3 the :3 mewmaid :3 shaww; -I'll slay ^.^ mowe gazers than x3 the basilisk; -I'll :33 pway x3 the orator >_< as weww >_< as Nyestow, -^w^ Deceive ^.^ mowe slily than Uwysses couwd, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ Sinyon, OwO take anyothew >_> Twoy. -UwU I ^.^ can >_< add cowouws to x3 the chameweon, -Change >w< shapes with Pwotheus fow uWu advantages, -xDD And uWu set x3 the murderous Machiavew to school. -UwU Can UwU I UwU do uWu this, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot get :3 a crown? -Tut, :3 wewe >w< it ^-^ fawthew ^w^ off, I'll pluck >w< it down. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -Fwance. uWu The KING'S ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew :3 WEWIS x3 the OwO Fwench OwO King, :33 his :3 sistew BONA, -:33 his xDD Admiwaw ^w^ caww'd UwU BOUWBON; PWINCE EDWARD, >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, -ÚwÚ and x3 the EARL of ;;w;; OXFOWD. :3 WEWIS OwO sits, ÚwÚ and riseth x3 up again - -xDD WEWIS. Faiw xDD Queen of England, ÚwÚ wowthy Margaret, -xDD Sit down with >_> us. ^.^ It :33 iww befits >w< thy >w< state -xDD And birth :3 that xDD thou shouwdst stand OwO whiwe Lewis xDD doth >_< sit. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. :3 Nyo, ^-^ mighty ^w^ King of Fwance. Now Margaret -:3 Must strike her saiw ÚwÚ and :3 weawn :3 a OwO whiwe to serve -Whewe >w< kings >_> command. UwU I UwU was, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, -UwU Gweat Albion's xDD Queen uWu in xDD fowmew golden days; -OwO But nyow :33 mischance hath twod x3 my ;;w;; titwe down -xDD And with x3 dishonyouw laid ;;w;; me on x3 the ground, -Whewe UwU I ^w^ must OwO take ^.^ wike uWu seat >w< unto x3 my fowtunye, -xDD And to x3 my humble uWu seat >_> confowm :3 mysewf. -xDD WEWIS. Why, say, >w< faiw :3 Queen, >_> whence springs ÚwÚ this >_> deep ^-^ despaiw? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Fwom xDD such :3 a cause >_< as ^.^ fiwws >_< minye eyes with tears -xDD And xDD stops x3 my ;;w;; tongue, OwO whiwe >_< heawt >_> is >w< dwown'd uWu in cares. -xDD WEWIS. ÚwÚ Whate'ew >w< it be, be xDD thou still ^.^ wike ;;w;; thysewf, -xDD And sit uWu thee ^.^ by UwU ouw ^w^ side. >_> [Seats her ^.^ by >w< him] ;;w;; Yiewd nyot >w< thy x3 nyeck -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowtunye's uWu yoke, >_> but wet >w< thy dauntwess ^-^ mind -UwU Stiww uWu wide uWu in twiumph uvw aww >_> mischance. -^w^ Be pwain, xDD Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and tell >w< thy gwief; -^.^ It UwU shaww be >w< eas'd, >_> if Fwance ^.^ can yield ;;w;; wewief. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >w< Those >_> gwacious wowds :3 wevive x3 my ;;w;; dwooping >_< thoughts -xDD And UwU give x3 my tongue-tied ^w^ sowwows OwO weave to >_< speak. -Now >_< thewefowe be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to x3 nyobwe Lewis -:33 That Henry, sole UwU possessow of x3 my xDD wuv, -Is, of :3 a OwO king, :33 become :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, -xDD And ;;w;; fowc'd to ^w^ wive uWu in :3 Scotwand :3 a fowwown; -While OwO pwoud :3 ambitious Edward >w< Duke of York -:33 Usuwps x3 the xDD wegaw ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu seat -Of Engwand's true-anointed ÚwÚ wawfuw ;;w;; King. -This >_> is x3 the cause :3 that I, poor Margaret, -With ÚwÚ this x3 my x3 son, Prince Edwawd, >_> Henwy's heiw, -^w^ Am come to ^w^ cwave >w< thy >w< just ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw aid; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou fail us, aww UwU ouw UwU hope >_> is ^-^ donye. -:3 Scotwand hath xDD wiww to hewp, >_> but ;;w;; cannyot UwU hewp; -Our OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and UwU ouw peews OwO awe both miswed, -Our treasure seiz'd, UwU ouw ^-^ sowdiews put to x3 fwight, -^.^ And, >_< as xDD thou >_< seest, ouwsewves uWu in x3 heavy ^-^ pwight. -xDD WEWIS. UwU Wenyownyed :3 Queen, with uWu patience ÚwÚ cawm x3 the stowm, -While ^.^ we ^.^ bethink :3 a means to bweak >w< it off. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^.^ we ;;w;; stay, x3 the stronger gwows UwU ouw foe. -xDD WEWIS. uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I ;;w;; stay, x3 the ^.^ mowe I'll succouw thee. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< O, >_> but >_> impatience ÚwÚ waiteth on true ;;w;; sowwow. -xDD And >_> see :3 whewe x3 comes x3 the xDD bweedew of x3 my ÚwÚ sowwow! - -Entew ^w^ WAWWICK - -xDD WEWIS. x3 What's ^.^ he >_< appwoacheth OwO bowdwy to UwU ouw presence? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Our ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick, >_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ gweatest :3 fwiend. -xDD WEWIS. Welcome, >_< bwave x3 Wawwick! >_> What >_< bwings uWu thee to France? -[He :33 descends. :33 She ^.^ awiseth] ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, nyow ÚwÚ begins :3 a second x3 stowm to OwO wise; -For ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he :3 that moves both wind ÚwÚ and uWu tide. -WARWICK. Fwom ÚwÚ wowthy Edwawd, ^w^ King of ÚwÚ Awbion, -OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and sovereign, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> vowed fwiend, -UwU I come, uWu in OwO kindnyess ÚwÚ and xDD unfeignyed xDD wuv, -First to UwU do ^.^ gweetings to >w< thy royal pewson, -xDD And xDD then to ^w^ cwave :3 a :33 weague of OwO amity, -xDD And lastly to :33 confiwm :3 that >_< amity -With >w< nyuptiaw knot, >_> if xDD thou x3 vouchsafe to gwant -:33 That virtuous xDD Wady >w< Bonya, >w< thy >w< faiw ^-^ sistew, -;;w;; To Engwand's ^w^ King uWu in ÚwÚ wawfuw marriage. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :3 that OwO go forward, >_> Henwy's UwU hope >_> is ^-^ donye. -WARWICK. :33 [To BONA] ^.^ And, >_> gwacious UwU madam, uWu in UwU ouw >_< king's UwU behawf, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU commanded, with x3 youw OwO weave ÚwÚ and favour, ->_> Humbwy to :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and with x3 my >_> tongue -;;w;; To tell x3 the passion of x3 my ^.^ suvweign's heawt; -Whewe x3 fame, wate ^w^ ent'wing uWu at :33 his ^-^ heedfuw ;;w;; eaws, ->_< Hath pwac'd >w< thy beauty's x3 image ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ viwtue. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ King Lewis ÚwÚ and xDD Wady >w< Bonya, hear ;;w;; me speak -^.^ Befowe xDD you answew uWu Wawwick. ÚwÚ His ;;w;; demand -Springs nyot from >_< Edwawd's well-meant xDD honyest xDD wuv, -OwO But from ;;w;; deceit bwed ^.^ by UwU nyecessity; -For >w< how ^.^ can ^.^ tywants >w< safewy >_< guvwn ^.^ home -OwO Unwess ^.^ abwoad ;;w;; they puwchase great awwiance? -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv ^.^ him tyrant ÚwÚ this reason OwO may :3 suffice, -:33 That Henwy ^.^ wiveth stiww; >_> but :3 wewe ^.^ he >_< dead, -ÚwÚ Yet OwO hewe Prince Edward stands, ^w^ King >_> Henwy's OwO son. -Wook OwO thewefowe, Wewis, :3 that ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :33 weague ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawwiage -^.^ Thou dwaw nyot on >w< thy danger ÚwÚ and UwU dishonyouw; -For ^w^ though usuwpews xDD sway x3 the UwU wuwe :3 a OwO whiwe -ÚwÚ Yet :3 heav'ns OwO awe >_< just, ÚwÚ and time OwO suppwesseth x3 wwongs. -WARWICK. Injurious ;;w;; Mawgawet! -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. xDD And >w< why nyot Queen? -WARWICK. >_< Because >w< thy >w< fathew Henwy uWu did ÚwÚ usuwp; -xDD And xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe awt >_> pwince than ^.^ she >_> is >w< queen. -;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU Then Wawwick uWu disannyuws great John of Gaunt, ->_< Which uWu did uWu subdue x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ÚwÚ pawt of x3 Spain; -^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew John of Gaunt, Henwy x3 the >_> Fouwth, ->_< Whose ^.^ wisdom UwU was :3 a mirror to x3 the wisest; -^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew :3 that uWu wise >_< pwince, Henwy x3 the :33 Fifth, -Who ^.^ by :33 his :3 pwowess conquewed aww Fwance. -Fwom these UwU ouw Henwy ÚwÚ winyeawwy :33 descends. -WARWICK. uWu Oxfowd, >w< how ^.^ haps >w< it uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 smooth uWu discouwse ->_> You told nyot >w< how Henwy x3 the Sixth hath wost -All :3 that which Henwy x3 the >_< Fifth xDD had :33 gotten? -Methinks these peews of Fwance >_> shouwd ;;w;; smiwe uWu at x3 that. -OwO But fow x3 the >_> west: xDD you tell :3 a pedigwee -Of threescore ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 yeaws- :3 a siwwy time -;;w;; To >_< make prescription fow :3 a kingdom's uWu wowth. -;;w;; OXFOWD. Why, Wawwick, ;;w;; canst xDD thou speak OwO against >w< thy ^.^ wiege, -;;w;; Whom xDD thou obeyed'st ;;w;; thiwty ÚwÚ and six years, -xDD And nyot ÚwÚ betway >w< thy UwU tweason with :3 a bwush? -WARWICK. UwU Can Oxford :3 that uWu did OwO evew ;;w;; fence x3 the >w< wight -Now >_< buckwew UwU fawsehood with :3 a pedigwee? -For x3 shame! Weave Henry, ÚwÚ and caww Edward king. -;;w;; OXFOWD. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him x3 my x3 king ^.^ by x3 whose xDD injuwious >_< doom -OwO My :33 ewdew brother, x3 the Lord Aubrey Vere, -Was donye to ÚwÚ death; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -Even uWu in x3 the OwO downfaww of :33 his mewwow'd years, -x3 When ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ bwought ^.^ him to x3 the doow of UwU death? -:3 Nyo, Wawwick, ^.^ nyo; OwO whiwe >w< wife uphowds ÚwÚ this ^.^ awm, -This awm uphowds x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster. -WARWICK. xDD And UwU I x3 the ;;w;; house of x3 Yowk. -xDD WEWIS. xDD Queen Margaret, Prince Edwawd, ÚwÚ and uWu Oxfowd, -Vouchsafe uWu at UwU ouw request to stand :3 aside -While UwU I use further conference with uWu Wawwick. -^w^ [They stand aloof] ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ Heavens gwant :3 that Wawwick's wowds ^w^ bewitch ^.^ him ^w^ nyot! -xDD WEWIS. >_> Nyow, Wawwick, tell uWu me, even ;;w;; upon >w< thy OwO conscience, -Is Edward x3 youw true UwU king? fow UwU I :3 wewe loath -;;w;; To >_> wink with ^.^ him :3 that :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ wawfuw ^.^ chosen. -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Theweon UwU I ^.^ pawn x3 my cwedit ÚwÚ and >_< minye honyouw. -xDD WEWIS. OwO But >_> is ^.^ he >_> gwacious uWu in x3 the people's ÚwÚ eye? -WARWICK. uWu The ^.^ mowe :3 that Henwy UwU was unfortunate. -xDD WEWIS. UwU Then ^.^ fuwthew: aww dissembling uWu set ÚwÚ aside, -Teww ;;w;; me fow uWu twuth x3 the UwU measuwe of :33 his wuv -uWu Unto UwU ouw :3 sistew x3 Bonya. -WARWICK. >w< Such >w< it ;;w;; seems -;;w;; As OwO may >_> beseem :3 a :33 monyawch ^.^ wike himself. -xDD Mysewf uWu have often heard ^.^ him >_> say ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw -:33 That ÚwÚ this :33 his wuv UwU was >w< an xDD etewnyaw plant -:3 Wheweof x3 the ^.^ woot UwU was fix'd uWu in viwtue's ground, -uWu The >w< weaves ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwuit ÚwÚ maintain'd with beauty's sun, ->w< Exempt from xDD envy, >_> but nyot from OwO disdain, -OwO Unwess x3 the xDD Wady Bona ^.^ quit :33 his OwO pain. -xDD WEWIS. >_> Nyow, ^-^ sistew, wet >_> us hear x3 youw >w< fiwm wesowve. -^.^ BONyA. uWu Youw gwant ow x3 youw denial UwU shaww be ^w^ minye. -:33 [To >_> WAWWICK] ÚwÚ Yet UwU I x3 confess :3 that often ere ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -x3 When UwU I uWu have heard x3 youw >_< king's desewt :3 wecounted, -Mine ear hath tempted ^w^ judgment to desiwe. -xDD WEWIS. Then, Wawwick, thus: UwU ouw :3 sistew UwU shaww be Edward's. -xDD And nyow ÚwÚ fowthwith UwU shaww articles be drawn -:3 Touching x3 the >_> jointuwe :3 that x3 youw x3 king ^w^ must ;;w;; make, ->_< Which with her ^.^ dowwy UwU shaww be xDD countewpois'd. -Draw near, xDD Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and be :3 a >_> witnyess -:33 That Bona UwU shaww be >w< wife to x3 the :3 Engwish king. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. ;;w;; To Edwawd, >_> but nyot to x3 the :3 Engwish king. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Deceitfuw Wawwick, >w< it UwU was >w< thy xDD device -^-^ By ÚwÚ this alliance to >_< make >_< void x3 my OwO suit. -^.^ Befowe >w< thy uWu coming, Lewis UwU was >_> Henwy's :3 fwiend. -xDD WEWIS. xDD And still >_> is :33 fwiend to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and Margaret. -OwO But >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; titwe to x3 the >_< cwown be ÚwÚ weak, -;;w;; As OwO may appeaw ^.^ by >_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ good uWu success, -UwU Then UwU 'tis >_> but reason :3 that UwU I be releas'd -Fwom ^.^ giving >_> aid which wate UwU I :3 pwomised. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU shaww xDD you uWu have aww OwO kindnyess uWu at x3 my uWu hand -:33 That x3 youw estate uWu wequiwes ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^.^ can >_< yiewd. -WARWICK. Henwy nyow ;;w;; wives uWu in :3 Scotwand uWu at :33 his case, -Whewe xDD having uWu nyothing, >_< nyothing ^.^ can ^.^ he uWu wose. -xDD And >_< as fow xDD you yourself, UwU ouw x3 quondam queen, ->_> You uWu have :3 a >w< fathew able to ÚwÚ maintain UwU you, -xDD And xDD bettew >w< 'twewe xDD you troubled ^.^ him than Fwance. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. uWu Peace, ^w^ impudent ÚwÚ and shameless Wawwick, -Pwoud settew x3 up ÚwÚ and puller down of OwO kings! -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< hence >w< tiww with x3 my tawk ÚwÚ and ^-^ teaws, -UwU Both full of truth, UwU I >_< make ^w^ King Lewis behowd -x3 Thy sly :33 conveyance ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU wowd's UwU fawse love; -For both of xDD you OwO awe xDD biwds of sewf-same ^-^ feathew. -OwO [POST ;;w;; bwowing :3 a >_> hown ;;w;; within] -xDD WEWIS. Wawwick, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 some x3 post to >_> us ow thee. - -Entew x3 the >_< POST - -POST. OwO My ;;w;; wowd :3 ambassadow, these x3 wettews OwO awe fow UwU you, -:3 Sent from x3 youw brother, ^w^ Mawquis >_> Montague. -;;w;; These from UwU ouw ^w^ King >w< unto x3 youw >_< Majesty. -^.^ And, UwU madam, these fow uWu you; from ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -^w^ [They aww ^w^ wead uWu theiw uWu wettews] -;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it weww :3 that UwU ouw >w< faiw xDD Queen ÚwÚ and mistwess -Smiwes uWu at her news, OwO whiwe Wawwick uWu fwowns uWu at ÚwÚ his. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Nyay, mark >w< how Lewis stamps >_< as ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO nyettwed. -UwU I UwU hope aww's fow x3 the >_> best. -xDD WEWIS. Wawwick, >_> what OwO awe >w< thy nyews? xDD And >_< youws, >w< faiw Queen? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Mine xDD such >_< as ^w^ fiww x3 my >_< heawt with unhop'd joys. -WARWICK. Minye, full of sorrow ÚwÚ and heart's >_< discontent. -xDD WEWIS. What, >_> has x3 youw x3 king mawwied x3 the xDD Wady Grey? -xDD And now, to x3 soothe x3 youw fowgewy ÚwÚ and his, -^-^ Sends ;;w;; me :3 a paper to :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me OwO patience? -Is ÚwÚ this x3 th' alliance :3 that ^.^ he >_> seeks with France? -Dare ^.^ he presume to ^w^ scown >_> us uWu in ÚwÚ this mannyew? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I told x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_< as much befowe. -This proveth >_< Edwawd's wuv ÚwÚ and Wawwick's x3 honyesty. -WARWICK. ^w^ King Wewis, UwU I OwO hewe ^w^ pwotest uWu in ^.^ sight of ^.^ heaven, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the UwU hope UwU I uWu have of ^-^ heavenwy bliss, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ cweaw from ÚwÚ this ^-^ misdeed of Edwawd's- -No ^.^ mowe x3 my OwO king, fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ dishonyouws uWu me, -OwO But UwU most himsewf, >_> if ^.^ he couwd >_> see :33 his ;;w;; shame. -Did UwU I x3 fowget :3 that ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; house of York -OwO My >w< fathew ^-^ came untimely to :33 his UwU death? -Did UwU I wet pass x3 th' abuse donye to x3 my >w< nyiece? -Did UwU I >_< impawe ^.^ him with x3 the xDD wegaw crown? -Did UwU I put Henwy from :33 his OwO nyative right? -xDD And ^w^ am UwU I >_< guewdon'd uWu at x3 the >w< wast with shame? -Shame on >_< himsewf! fow x3 my desewt >_> is honour; -xDD And to repair x3 my honour wost fow ^.^ him -UwU I OwO hewe renounce ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn to >_< Henwy. -OwO My x3 nyobwe :3 Queen, wet xDD fowmew >_< gwudges pass, -xDD And henceforth UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy true ^.^ sewvitow. -UwU I xDD wiww xDD wevenge :33 his wrong to xDD Wady >w< Bonya, -xDD And UwU wepwant Henwy uWu in :33 his xDD fowmew state. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Wawwick, these wowds uWu have >_> tuwn'd x3 my ^-^ hate to love; -xDD And UwU I :33 fowgive ÚwÚ and quite x3 fowget ;;w;; owd fauwts, -xDD And joy :3 that xDD thou UwU becom'st ^w^ King >_> Henwy's :3 fwiend. -WARWICK. ^w^ So much :33 his fwiend, :33 ay, :33 his xDD unfeignyed fwiend, -:33 That >_> if ^w^ King Lewis x3 vouchsafe to furnish >_> us -With x3 some x3 few ^.^ bands of OwO chosen xDD sowdiews, -I'll undewtake to ÚwÚ wand them on UwU ouw :3 coast -xDD And force x3 the tyrant from :33 his uWu seat ^.^ by waw. -'Tis nyot :33 his nyew-made bride UwU shaww succouw him; -xDD And >_< as fow >w< Cwawence, >_< as x3 my x3 wettews tell uWu me, -He's xDD vewy ÚwÚ wikewy nyow to faww from ^.^ him -For matching ^.^ mowe fow >_< wanton lust than honour -:33 Ow than fow ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and :33 safety of UwU ouw country. -^.^ BONyA. >_< Deaw brother, >w< how UwU shaww Bona be ^w^ weveng'd -OwO But ^.^ by >w< thy OwO hewp to ÚwÚ this distwessed xDD queen? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Wenyownyed >_< Pwince, >w< how UwU shaww poor Henwy ^w^ wive -OwO Unwess xDD thou OwO wescue ^.^ him from fouw ^-^ despaiw? -^.^ BONyA. OwO My ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :3 Engwish uWu queen's OwO awe onye. -WARWICK. xDD And >_> minye, >w< faiw xDD Wady >w< Bonya, UwU joins with x3 youws. -xDD WEWIS. xDD And >_< minye with ÚwÚ hews, ÚwÚ and xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and Margaret's. ->_< Thewefowe, uWu at last, UwU I x3 fiwmwy ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have OwO aid. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Let ;;w;; me UwU give humble thanks fow aww uWu at OwO once. -xDD WEWIS. Then, Engwand's ^w^ messengew, ^-^ wetuwn uWu in x3 post -xDD And tell UwU fawse Edwawd, >w< thy ^.^ supposed OwO king, -:33 That Lewis of Fwance >_> is UwU sending uvw masquews -;;w;; To ^w^ wevew >w< it with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyew bride. -^.^ Thou seest UwU what's xDD past; OwO go feaw >w< thy x3 king uWu withaw. -^.^ BONyA. Teww :3 him, uWu in UwU hope he'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a widower shortly, -I'll ^-^ weaw x3 the willow-garland fow :33 his sake. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Teww ^.^ him x3 my >w< mouwnying UwU weeds OwO awe laid ÚwÚ aside, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ready to put ^-^ awmouw :3 on. -WARWICK. Teww ^.^ him from ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me wwong, -xDD And >_< thewefowe I'll uncwown ^.^ him ewe't be wong. ->_> Thewe's >w< thy :33 wewawd; be ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit >_< POST -xDD WEWIS. But, Wawwick, -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and uWu Oxfowd, with five thousand men, -Shall OwO cwoss x3 the seas ÚwÚ and bid UwU fawse Edward uWu battwe: -^.^ And, >_< as ;;w;; occasion OwO sewves, ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe xDD Queen -xDD And Prince UwU shaww ;;w;; fowwow with :3 a >w< fwesh UwU suppwy. -Yet, ere xDD thou x3 go, >_> but answew ;;w;; me one >_> doubt: ->_> What >_< pwedge uWu have ^.^ we of >w< thy >w< fiwm >w< woyawty? -WARWICK. This UwU shaww :33 assuwe x3 my ^w^ constant UwU woyawty: -:33 That >_> if UwU ouw xDD Queen ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this xDD young Prince ^-^ agwee, -I'll ^w^ join >_< minye eldest daughter ÚwÚ and x3 my joy -;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ fowthwith uWu in >w< howy wedlock >w< bands. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Yes, UwU I ^-^ agwee, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ;;w;; motion. -^-^ Son Edwawd, ^.^ she >_> is >w< faiw ÚwÚ and virtuous, -Therefore deway nyot- UwU give >w< thy uWu hand to ÚwÚ Wawwick; -xDD And with >w< thy uWu hand >w< thy :33 faith OwO iwwevocabwe -:33 That >w< onwy Wawwick's daughter UwU shaww be ÚwÚ thinye. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Yes, UwU I xDD accept hew, fow ^.^ she weww >_> desewves uWu it; -xDD And UwU hewe, to >_< pwedge x3 my ^w^ vow, UwU I UwU give x3 my >w< hand. -[He ;;w;; gives :33 his uWu hand to >_> WAWWICK] -xDD WEWIS. xDD stay ^.^ we ^.^ nyow? ;;w;; These ^-^ sowdiews UwU shaww be levied; -xDD And UwU thou, Lord >_> Bouwbon, UwU ouw xDD High Admiwaw, -Shall >w< waft them uvw with UwU ouw royal ;;w;; fweet. -UwU I ^-^ wong >w< tiww Edward faww ^.^ by waw's :33 mischance -For ^w^ mocking ^.^ mawwiage with :3 a :3 dame of Fwance. -Exeunt aww >_> but ^w^ WAWWICK -WARWICK. UwU I ^-^ came from Edward >_< as :3 ambassadow, -OwO But UwU I ^-^ wetuwn :33 his sworn ÚwÚ and >w< mowtaw foe. -Matter of ^.^ mawwiage UwU was x3 the :3 chawge ^.^ he uWu gave uWu me, -OwO But :3 dweadfuw >w< waw UwU shaww answew :33 his >_> demand. -xDD Had ^.^ he >_< nyonye >_> ewse to >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ stawe >_> but me? -UwU Then >_< nyonye >_> but UwU I UwU shaww turn :33 his xDD jest to ;;w;; sowwow. -UwU I UwU was x3 the uWu chief :3 that >_> wais'd ^.^ him to x3 the :3 cwown, -xDD And I'll be uWu chief to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him down again; -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I pity >_> Henwy's ^-^ misewy, -OwO But >_> seek xDD wevenge on >_< Edwawd's >_> mockewy. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, SOMERSET, ÚwÚ and x3 MONTAGUE - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now tell uWu me, ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Cwawence, >_> what think xDD you -Of ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^.^ mawwiage with x3 the xDD Wady Grey? ->_< Hath nyot UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew UwU made :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ choice? -CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Awas, xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis uWu faw from >w< hence to France! -How couwd ^.^ he xDD stay >w< tiww Wawwick UwU made wetuwn? -uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My wowds, ÚwÚ fowbeaw ÚwÚ this talk; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; King. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^.^ attended; :3 WADY -x3 GWEY, >_< as >w< Queen; >w< PEMBWOKE, ^w^ STAFFOWD, HASTINGS, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. Four stand on one side, ÚwÚ and fouw on x3 the othew - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And :33 his >_> weww-chosen bride. -CLARENCE. UwU I ^-^ mind to tell ^.^ him x3 pwainwy >_> what UwU I UwU think. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew of >w< Cwawence, >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you UwU ouw UwU choice -:33 That xDD you stand pensive >_< as half malcontent? -CLARENCE. ;;w;; As weww >_< as Lewis of Fwance ow x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wawwick, ->_< Which OwO awe UwU so xDD weak of couwage ÚwÚ and uWu in ^w^ judgment -:33 That they'ww OwO take nyo offence uWu at UwU ouw ^-^ abuse. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Suppose ;;w;; they OwO take offence ^-^ without :3 a cause; -^-^ They OwO awe >_> but Lewis ÚwÚ and x3 Wawwick: UwU I ^w^ am Edwawd, -uWu Youw ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Wawwick's ÚwÚ and ^w^ must uWu have x3 my :33 wiww. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw :33 wiww, uWu because UwU ouw ;;w;; King. -ÚwÚ Yet >_> hasty ^.^ mawwiage seldom proveth well. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Yea, ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wichawd, OwO awe xDD you uWu offended xDD too? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. -:3 Nyo, ^w^ God UwU fowbid :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ wish them sever'd -;;w;; Whom ^w^ God hath OwO join'd together; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe pity -;;w;; To OwO sundew them :3 that x3 yoke UwU so weww together. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Setting x3 youw scorns ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> miswike ÚwÚ aside, -Teww ;;w;; me x3 some reason >w< why x3 the xDD Wady Grey -Should nyot :33 become x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and Engwand's ÚwÚ Queen. -xDD And xDD you :3 too, Somerset ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, -^w^ Speak freely >_> what xDD you UwU think. -CLARENCE. UwU Then ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< minye opinion: :3 that ^w^ King Lewis ->_> Becomes x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy fow ^w^ mocking ^.^ him -About x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of x3 the xDD Wady x3 Bonya. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And Wawwick, xDD doing >_> what xDD you uWu gave uWu in charge, -Is nyow ^-^ dishonyouwed ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 nyew marriage. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> What >_> if both Lewis ÚwÚ and Wawwick be >w< appeas'd -^-^ By xDD such >w< invention >_< as UwU I ^.^ can >_< devise? -x3 MONTAGUE. ÚwÚ Yet to uWu have OwO join'd with Fwance uWu in xDD such alliance -Wouwd ^.^ mowe uWu have strength'ned ÚwÚ this UwU ouw >_> commonweawth -^w^ 'Gainst :33 foweign storms than xDD any OwO home-bwed marriage. ->_> HASTINGS. Why, xDD knyows nyot ^w^ Montague :3 that of itsewf -England >_> is safe, >_> if true within ÚwÚ itsewf? -x3 MONTAGUE. OwO But x3 the safer when UwU 'tis back'd with Fwance. ->_> HASTINGS. 'Tis xDD bettew UwU using Fwance than >_< twusting Fwance. -Let >_> us be back'd with :33 God, ÚwÚ and with x3 the seas ->_< Which >w< He hath xDD giv'n fow ;;w;; fence impregnable, -xDD And with uWu theiw helps >w< onwy ;;w;; defend uWu ouwsewves. -^w^ In them ÚwÚ and uWu in ouwsewves UwU ouw :33 safety uWu wies. -CLARENCE. For ÚwÚ this one ÚwÚ speech Lord >w< Hastings weww >_> desewves -;;w;; To uWu have x3 the heir of x3 the Lord xDD Hungewfowd. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Ay, >_> what of ^-^ that? >w< it UwU was x3 my xDD wiww ÚwÚ and x3 gwant; -xDD And fow ÚwÚ this >_> once x3 my xDD wiww UwU shaww stand fow law. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And yet uWu methinks x3 youw Gwace hath nyot donye weww -;;w;; To UwU give x3 the heir ÚwÚ and daughter of Lord Scawes -uWu Unto x3 the ÚwÚ bwothew of x3 youw >w< woving bride. -:33 She xDD bettew ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 fitted ;;w;; me ow Cwawence; -OwO But uWu in x3 youw bride xDD you ^.^ buwy brotherhood. -CLARENCE. :33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd x3 the heir -Of x3 the Lord UwU Bonviwwe on x3 youw x3 nyew ^w^ wife's x3 son, -xDD And OwO weave x3 youw bwothews to OwO go ^w^ speed ewsewhewe. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Awas, poor Clarence! Is >w< it fow :3 a >w< wife -:33 That xDD thou awt malcontent? UwU I xDD wiww provide thee. -CLARENCE. ^w^ In :33 choosing fow >_> youwsewf xDD you ^w^ show'd x3 youw ^.^ judgment, ->_< Which ^.^ being ^w^ shawwow, xDD you UwU shaww UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -;;w;; To :33 pway x3 the >w< bwokew uWu in >_< minye UwU own :33 behawf; -xDD And to :3 that >w< end UwU I x3 showtwy ^-^ mind to OwO weave OwO you. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Weave ;;w;; me ow tawwy, Edward xDD wiww be OwO King, -xDD And nyot be tied >w< unto :33 his brother's :33 wiww. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My wowds, >w< befowe >w< it pleas'd :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -;;w;; To >w< waise x3 my >w< state to ;;w;; titwe of :3 a queen, -Do ;;w;; me >_> but wight, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ must aww x3 confess -:33 That UwU I UwU was nyot ignoble of ^-^ descent: -xDD And >w< meanyew than mysewf uWu have xDD had ^.^ wike xDD fowtunye. -OwO But >_< as ÚwÚ this ;;w;; titwe honyouws ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_> minye, -^w^ So x3 youw uWu diswikes, to ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ wouwd be pleasing, -^-^ Doth ;;w;; cwoud x3 my joys with danger ÚwÚ and with ;;w;; sowwow. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO My xDD wuv, ÚwÚ fowbeaw to ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon uWu theiw >_< fwowns. ->_> What danger ow >_> what sorrow ^.^ can befaww ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as Edward >_> is >w< thy ^w^ constant :33 fwiend -xDD And uWu theiw true suvweign ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they ^w^ must obey? -Nyay, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they UwU shaww OwO obey, ÚwÚ and wuv uWu thee :3 too, -OwO Unwess ;;w;; they >_> seek fow >_< hatwed uWu at x3 my hands; ->_< Which >_> if ;;w;; they UwU do, yet xDD wiww UwU I >_< keep uWu thee safe, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww x3 feew x3 the UwU vengeance of x3 my wrath. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] UwU I heaw, yet >_> say nyot ÚwÚ much, >_> but think x3 the more. - -Entew :3 a >_< POST - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ^w^ messengew, >_> what x3 wettews ow >_> what nyews -Fwom France? -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My suvweign ^.^ wiege, nyo letters, ÚwÚ and x3 few wowds, -OwO But xDD such >_< as I, ^-^ without x3 youw >_> speciaw pardon, -Dare nyot wewate. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Go ^.^ to, ^.^ we UwU pawdon ÚwÚ thee; OwO thewefowe, uWu in ^-^ bwief, -Teww ;;w;; me uWu theiw wowds >_< as nyeaw >_< as xDD thou ;;w;; canst guess OwO them. ->_> What answew x3 makes ^w^ King Lewis >w< unto UwU ouw wettews? -x3 MESSENGEW. At x3 my depart, these :3 wewe :33 his xDD vewy x3 wowds: -x3 'Go tell UwU fawse Edwawd, x3 the ^.^ supposed OwO king, -:33 That Lewis of Fwance >_> is UwU sending uvw masquews -;;w;; To ^w^ wevew >w< it with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyew bride.' -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 IS Lewis UwU so brave? ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ he ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me >_< Henwy. -OwO But >_> what uWu said xDD Wady Bona to x3 my x3 mawwiage? -x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; These :3 wewe her wowds, utt'red with >_< miwd >w< disdain: -'Tell :3 him, uWu in UwU hope he'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a widower shortly, -I'll ^-^ weaw x3 the willow-garland fow :33 his sake.' -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU I uWu bwame nyot >_< hew: ^.^ she couwd >_> say xDD wittwe >_> wess; -:33 She xDD had x3 the wrong. OwO But >_> what uWu said >_> Henwy's xDD queen? -For UwU I uWu have heard :3 that ^.^ she UwU was there uWu in ;;w;; pwace. -x3 MESSENGEW. 'Tell OwO him' quoth ^.^ she xDD 'my >w< mouwnying UwU weeds OwO awe :33 donye, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am ready to put ^-^ awmouw uWu on.' -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ she minds to :33 pway x3 the Amazon. -OwO But >_> what uWu said Wawwick to these x3 injuwies? -x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ He, ^.^ mowe :33 incens'd OwO against x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -Than aww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU dischawg'd ;;w;; me with these x3 wowds: -'Tell ^.^ him from ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he hath donye ;;w;; me >_> wwong; -xDD And >_< thewefowe I'll uncwown ^.^ him ewe't be long.' -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu Ha! x3 duwst x3 the traitor ;;w;; bweathe x3 out UwU so OwO pwoud xDD wowds? -xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww awm uWu me, ^.^ being OwO thus forewarn'd. -^-^ They UwU shaww uWu have UwU waws ÚwÚ and x3 pay fow uWu theiw presumption. -OwO But say, >_> is Wawwick ^w^ fwiends with ^-^ Mawgawet? -x3 MESSENGEW. Ay, >_> gwacious sovereign; ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU so wink'd uWu in ÚwÚ fwiendship -:33 That xDD young Prince Edward uWu mawwies Wawwick's >w< daughtew. -CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Bewike x3 the ^-^ ewdew; >_> Cwawence xDD wiww uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ youngew. ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew OwO king, farewell, ÚwÚ and sit xDD you OwO fast, -For UwU I xDD wiww >w< hence to Wawwick's othew ;;w;; daughtew; -^.^ That, ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ want :3 a :33 kingdom, yet uWu in ^.^ mawwiage -UwU I OwO may nyot ^-^ pwuv :33 infewiow to OwO youwsewf. ->_> You :3 that wuv ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Wawwick, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -UwU Exit, ÚwÚ and SOMERSET xDD fowwows -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. -OwO My >_< thoughts aim uWu at :3 a further mattew; UwU I -OwO Stay nyot fow x3 the wuv of Edward >_> but x3 the crown. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and Somerset both >_> gonye to x3 Wawwick! -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I awm'd OwO against x3 the worst ^.^ can happen; -xDD And ^.^ haste >_> is needful uWu in ÚwÚ this desp'wate :3 case. -UwU Pembwoke ÚwÚ and Stafford, xDD you uWu in UwU ouw behawf -Go wevy ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> pwepawe fow UwU waw; -^-^ They OwO awe already, ow quickly xDD wiww be >_< wanded. -xDD Mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson xDD wiww ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -Exeunt :33 PEMBWOKE ÚwÚ and ^w^ STAFFOWD -OwO But ere UwU I x3 go, >w< Hastings ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, -Resolve x3 my ^-^ doubt. >_> You twain, of aww x3 the ^-^ west, -^w^ Awe nyeaw to Wawwick ^.^ by :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ by alliance. -Teww ;;w;; me >_> if xDD you wuv Wawwick ^.^ mowe than me? -;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, xDD then both ÚwÚ depawt to :33 him: -UwU I rather ÚwÚ wish xDD you ^-^ foes than OwO howwow fwiends. -OwO But >_> if xDD you ^-^ mind to howd x3 youw true xDD obedience, -Give ;;w;; me assurance with x3 some xDD fwiendwy ^w^ vow, -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew uWu have xDD you uWu in OwO suspect. -x3 MONTAGUE. ^w^ So ^w^ God OwO hewp ^w^ Montague >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; pwuvs ^-^ twue! ->_> HASTINGS. xDD And >w< Hastings >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; favouws >_< Edwawd's >w< cause! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wichawd, xDD wiww xDD you stand ^.^ by us? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, uWu in ;;w;; despite of aww :3 that UwU shaww withstand OwO you. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, so! xDD then ^w^ am UwU I >_< suwe of ^.^ victowy. -Now >_< thewefowe wet >_> us hence, ÚwÚ and wose nyo >_> houw -Tiww ^.^ we :3 meet Wawwick with :33 his :33 foweign xDD pow'w. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A uWu pwain uWu in Wawwickshiwe - -Entew ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and ^-^ OXFOWD, with OwO Fwench ^-^ sowdiews - -WARWICK. Twust uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, aww >_> hithewto xDD goes well; -uWu The ^w^ common OwO peopwe ^.^ by xDD nyumbews swarm to >_> us. - -Entew >_> CWAWENCE ÚwÚ and SOMERSET - -OwO But >_> see :3 whewe Somerset ÚwÚ and >_> Cwawence ^w^ comes. -^w^ Speak suddenly, x3 my lords- OwO awe ^.^ we aww friends? -CLARENCE. Fear nyot :3 that, x3 my OwO wowd. -WARWICK. Then, ^-^ gentwe >w< Cwawence, wewcome >w< unto ÚwÚ Wawwick; -xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ Somewset. UwU I howd >w< it cowardice -;;w;; To xDD west mistwustfuw :3 whewe :3 a x3 nyobwe >_< heawt ->_< Hath :3 pawn'd >w< an open uWu hand uWu in xDD sign of love; -^-^ Ewse ^w^ might UwU I think :3 that >w< Cwawence, >_< Edwawd's brother, -^.^ Wewe >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ feignyed :33 fwiend to UwU ouw OwO pwoceedings. -OwO But ;;w;; wewcome, x3 sweet Cwawence; x3 my daughter UwU shaww be ÚwÚ thinye. -xDD And nyow >_> what UwU wests but, uWu in night's :33 cuvwtuwe, -x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ being cawewesswy xDD encamp'd, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ sowdiews xDD wuwking uWu in x3 the UwU towns about, -xDD And >_> but ^w^ attended ^.^ by :3 a :33 simpwe guawd, -We OwO may suwpwise ÚwÚ and OwO take ^.^ him uWu at UwU ouw pweasuwe? -Our ^w^ scouts uWu have >_> found x3 the adventuwe xDD vewy ^w^ easy; -:33 That >_< as Uwysses ÚwÚ and :33 stout Diomede -With ^-^ sweight ÚwÚ and manhood OwO stowe to Rhesus' tents, -xDD And ^.^ bwought from thence x3 the x3 Thwacian uWu fataw ;;w;; steeds, -^w^ So :33 we, weww cover'd with x3 the night's black mantle, -At unyawawes OwO may xDD beat down >_< Edwawd's xDD guawd -xDD And x3 seize himself- UwU I >_> say nyot >_< 'swaughtew >_> him,' -For UwU I intend >_> but >w< onwy to suwpwise ^.^ him. ->_> You :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this attempt, ->w< Appwaud x3 the xDD nyame of Henwy with x3 youw leader. -^w^ [They aww cwy x3 'Henwy!'] -Why >w< then, >_> wet's on UwU ouw uWu way uWu in silent >_< sowt. -For Wawwick ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO fwiends, ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint Geowge! Exeunt - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_< Edwawd's :3 camp, nyeaw Wawwick - -Entew >w< thwee ^-^ WATCHMEN, to xDD guawd x3 the KING'S ^w^ tent - -uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my mastews, >_< each x3 man OwO take :33 his xDD stand; -uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu set ^.^ him down to OwO sweep. -^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. What, xDD wiww ^.^ he nyot to bed? -uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. Why, ^.^ nyo; fow ^.^ he hath UwU made :3 a solemn vow -xDD Nyevew to >_< wie ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his natural xDD west -Tiww Wawwick ow >_< himsewf be quite :33 suppwess'd. -^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. >_< To-mowwow >w< then, >w< bewike, UwU shaww be x3 the ^-^ day, -;;w;; If Wawwick be UwU so nyeaw >_< as ;;w;; men report. -^w^ THIWD >_< WATCHMAN. OwO But say, UwU I pray, >_> what nyobweman >_> is :3 that -:33 That with x3 the ^w^ King OwO hewe resteth uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent? -uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. 'Tis x3 the Lord >w< Hastings, x3 the >_< King's ^.^ chiefest :3 fwiend. -^w^ THIWD >_< WATCHMAN. >_< O, >_> is >w< it ^w^ So? OwO But >w< why ;;w;; commands x3 the ^w^ King -:33 That :33 his uWu chief ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu wodge uWu in UwU towns about :3 him, -While ^.^ he >_< himsewf keeps uWu in x3 the UwU cowd field? -^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. 'Tis x3 the ^.^ mowe honyouw, uWu because ^.^ mowe :33 dangewous. -^w^ THIWD >_< WATCHMAN. Ay, >_> but UwU give ;;w;; me :33 wowship ÚwÚ and quietnyess; -UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it xDD bettew than uWu dangewous honyouw. -;;w;; If Wawwick UwU knyew uWu in >_> what estate ^.^ he stands, -'Tis to be xDD doubted ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< waken ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. OwO Unwess UwU ouw ÚwÚ hawbewds uWu did shut x3 up :33 his >w< passage. -^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. Ay, ^-^ whewefowe >_> ewse xDD guawd ^.^ we :33 his royal ^w^ tent -OwO But to ;;w;; defend :33 his ÚwÚ pewson from x3 nyight-foes? - -Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ OXFOWD, SOMERSET, -ÚwÚ and OwO Fwench xDD sowdiews, silent aww - -WARWICK. This >_> is :33 his ^w^ tent; ÚwÚ and >_> see :3 whewe stand :33 his >w< guawd. -OwO Couwage, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! xDD Honyouw nyow ow xDD nyevew! -OwO But ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, ÚwÚ and Edward UwU shaww be >_> ouws. -uWu FIWST >_< WATCHMAN. Who xDD goes OwO thewe? -^w^ SECOND >_< WATCHMAN. Stay, ow xDD thou :33 diest. - -^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west cwy aww 'Wawwick! :3 Wawwick!' ÚwÚ and -uWu set ;;w;; upon x3 the guawd, who fly, :3 cwying 'Awm! Awm!' ^w^ WAWWICK -ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west fowwowing them - -uWu The drum :3 pwaying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twumpet >_> sounding, re-enter ^w^ WAWWICK -ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, x3 bwinging x3 the ;;w;; KING x3 out uWu in :33 his x3 gown, -:3 sitting uWu in :3 a :3 chaiw. GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ HASTINGS fwy uvw x3 the stage - -uWu SOMEWSET. >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that fwy OwO thewe? -WARWICK. Richard ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Hastings. Let them go; OwO hewe >_> is x3 the uWu Duke. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu The >w< Duke! Why, Wawwick, when ^.^ we parted, -^.^ Thou call'dst ;;w;; me >_> King? -WARWICK. Ay, >_> but x3 the case >_> is :3 awtew'd. -x3 When xDD you x3 disgwac'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my uWu embassade, -UwU Then UwU I :3 degwaded xDD you from ^.^ being OwO King, -xDD And come nyow to >w< cweate xDD you >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how >_> shouwd xDD you >_< guvwn xDD any ^w^ kingdom -:33 That ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to use ^-^ ambassadows, -x3 Nyow >w< how to be UwU contented with one :3 wife, -x3 Nyow >w< how to use x3 youw bwothews ^.^ bwothewwy, -x3 Nyow >w< how to ^-^ study fow x3 the people's OwO wewfawe, -x3 Nyow >w< how to shroud >_> youwsewf from enyemies? -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Yea, ÚwÚ bwothew of >w< Cwawence, awt xDD thou OwO hewe xDD too? -Nyay, xDD then UwU I >_> see :3 that Edward >_< nyeeds ^w^ must down. -Yet, Wawwick, uWu in ;;w;; despite of aww uWu mischance, -Of uWu thee >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy xDD compwices, -Edward xDD wiww awways UwU beaw >_< himsewf >_< as ;;w;; King. -;;w;; Though ;;w;; fowtunye's malice overthrow x3 my state, -OwO My ^-^ mind exceeds x3 the compass of her UwU wheew. -WARWICK. Then, fow :33 his UwU mind, be Edward Engwand's uWu king; -OwO [Takes x3 off :33 his :33 cwown] -OwO But Henwy nyow UwU shaww ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 Engwish >_< cwown -xDD And be true ^w^ King :33 indeed; xDD thou >_> but x3 the ^.^ shadow. -OwO My Lord of ^w^ Somewset, uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ wequest, -xDD See :3 that ÚwÚ fowthwith >w< Duke Edward be ;;w;; convey'd -uWu Unto x3 my brother, UwU Awchbishop of x3 Yowk. -x3 When UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fought with UwU Pembwoke ÚwÚ and :33 his fewwows, -I'll ;;w;; fowwow xDD you ÚwÚ and tell >_> what answew -Lewis ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Wady Bona >_> send to ^.^ him. -Now fow :3 a OwO whiwe farewell, ÚwÚ good >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> What ;;w;; fates >_< impose, :3 that ;;w;; men ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^-^ abide; -^.^ It ÚwÚ boots nyot to :3 wesist both wind ÚwÚ and uWu tide. -^w^ [They lead ^.^ him x3 out fowcibwy] -;;w;; OXFOWD. >_> What nyow >_< wemains, x3 my wowds, fow >_> us to UwU do -OwO But :33 mawch to ;;w;; Wondon with UwU ouw >w< sowdiews? -WARWICK. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ thing :3 that ^.^ we uWu have to do; -;;w;; To fwee ^w^ King Henwy from ^w^ impwisonment, -xDD And >_> see ^.^ him seated uWu in x3 the xDD wegaw thwonye. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH ÚwÚ and :33 WIVEWS - -^.^ WIVEWS. uWu Madam, >_> what x3 makes xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ sudden ;;w;; change? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Why, ÚwÚ bwothew Rivers, OwO awe xDD you yet to :3 weawn ->_> What wate OwO misfowtunye >_> is befall'n ^w^ King Edwawd? -^.^ WIVEWS. What, ^-^ woss of x3 some pitch'd ÚwÚ battwe OwO against ^w^ Wawwick? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :3 Nyo, >_> but x3 the ^-^ woss of :33 his UwU own royal person. -^.^ WIVEWS. UwU Then >_> is x3 my suvweign slain? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Ay, almost x3 swain, fow ^.^ he >_> is :33 taken prisoner; -^-^ Eithew betray'd ^.^ by UwU fawsehood of :33 his xDD guawd -:33 Ow ^.^ by :33 his foe suwpwis'd uWu at unyawawes; -^.^ And, >_< as UwU I further uWu have to undewstand, -Is x3 nyew >_> committed to x3 the >_> Bishop of York, -Feww Wawwick's brother, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that UwU ouw foe. -^.^ WIVEWS. ;;w;; These news, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, OwO awe full of gwief; -Yet, >_> gwacious UwU madam, UwU beaw >w< it >_< as xDD you xDD may: -Wawwick OwO may wose :3 that nyow hath ^.^ won x3 the x3 day. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Tiww >w< then, >w< faiw UwU hope ^w^ must ^w^ hindew ^w^ wife's UwU decay. -xDD And UwU I x3 the rather wean ;;w;; me from despair -For wuv of >_< Edwawd's offspwing uWu in x3 my womb. -This >_> is >w< it :3 that x3 makes ;;w;; me >_> bwidwe passion -xDD And UwU beaw with uWu miwdnyess x3 my misfowtunye's OwO cwoss; -Ay, :33 ay, fow ÚwÚ this UwU I dwaw uWu in UwU many :3 a teaw -xDD And ÚwÚ stop x3 the ;;w;; wising of >w< bwood-sucking xDD sighs, -Lest with x3 my :3 sighs ow tears UwU I bwast ow x3 dwown -^w^ King >_< Edwawd's >_> fwuit, true heir to x3 th' :3 Engwish crown. -^.^ WIVEWS. But, UwU madam, :3 whewe >_> is Wawwick xDD then ;;w;; become? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I ^w^ am inform'd :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes uWu towawds ;;w;; Wondon -;;w;; To uWu set x3 the >_< cwown >_> once ^.^ mowe on >_> Henwy's >_> head. -UwU Guess xDD thou x3 the >_> west: ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's ^w^ fwiends ^w^ must down. -OwO But to ^w^ pwevent x3 the x3 tywant's UwU viowence- -For :33 twust nyot ^.^ him :3 that hath >_> once xDD bwoken ^-^ faith- -I'll >w< hence ÚwÚ fowthwith >w< unto x3 the sanctuary -;;w;; To :3 save uWu at least x3 the heir of >_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ wight. ->_> Thewe UwU shaww UwU I xDD west ^.^ secuwe from force ÚwÚ and fraud. -^.^ Come, OwO thewefowe, wet >_> us fwy OwO whiwe ^.^ we OwO may fwy: -;;w;; If Wawwick OwO take us, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< suwe to die. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -^-^ A ^-^ pawk nyeaw OwO Middweham ;;w;; Castwe uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe - -Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, >w< WOWD HASTINGS, ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM STANWEY, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, x3 my Lord >w< Hastings ÚwÚ and Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^-^ Stanwey, -Weave x3 off to wonder >w< why UwU I >w< dwew xDD you ÚwÚ hithew -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this ^.^ chiefest >w< thicket of x3 the park. -^-^ Thus >w< stands x3 the :3 case: xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU ouw OwO King, x3 my brother, -Is ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the >_> Bishop UwU hewe, uWu at x3 whose ^.^ hands ->w< He hath ÚwÚ good :3 usage ÚwÚ and great xDD wibewty; -xDD And often >_> but ^w^ attended with xDD weak xDD guawd -UwU Comes :33 hunting ÚwÚ this uWu way to disport himself. -UwU I uWu have advertis'd ^.^ him ^.^ by secret means -:33 That >_> if about ÚwÚ this >_> houw ^.^ he >_< make ÚwÚ this :3 way, -;;w;; Undew x3 the colour of :33 his ^.^ usuaw xDD game, ->w< He UwU shaww OwO hewe find :33 his OwO fwiends, with UwU howse ÚwÚ and men, -;;w;; To uWu set ^.^ him fwee from :33 his captivity. - -Entew ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU HUNTSMAN with ^.^ him - -ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. This :3 way, x3 my wowd; fow ÚwÚ this uWu way wies x3 the >_< game. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Nyay, ÚwÚ this :3 way, man. xDD See :3 whewe x3 the UwU huntsmen ^.^ stand. ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew of :33 Gwoucestew, Lord >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, -;;w;; Stand xDD you OwO thus ^-^ cwose to ^.^ steaw x3 the OwO Bishop's >_< deew? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bwothew, x3 the time ÚwÚ and case wequiweth haste; -uWu Youw UwU howse >w< stands ready uWu at x3 the ^-^ pawk ;;w;; cownyew. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But :33 whithew UwU shaww ^.^ we ^w^ then? ->_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; To Lynn, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ shipt from thence to UwU Fwandews. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Weww :33 guess'd, ^-^ bewieve OwO me; fow :3 that UwU was x3 my meanying. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Stanwey, UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite >w< thy forwardness. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe xDD stay uWu we? 'Tis nyo time to ^-^ tawk. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :33 Huntsman, >_> what say'st thou? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go OwO awong? -ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. uWu Bettew UwU do UwU so than ^.^ tawwy ÚwÚ and be xDD hang'd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Come >w< then, :3 away; >_> wet's UwU ha' nyo ^.^ mowe ado. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Bishop, farewell. ;;w;; Shiewd uWu thee from Wawwick's fwown, -xDD And pray :3 that UwU I OwO may uWu wepossess x3 the crown. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, OwO CWAWENCE, ^w^ WAWWICK, SOMERSET, xDD young >_> HENWY, -EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 WICHMOND, ^-^ OXFOWD, ^.^ MONTAGUE, x3 WIEUTENyANT ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE UwU TOWEW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >_< Mastew ^.^ Wieutenyant, nyow :3 that ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends -:3 Have ;;w;; shaken Edward from x3 the xDD wegaw uWu seat -xDD And >_> tuwn'd x3 my >w< captive >w< state to >w< wibewty, -OwO My feaw to hope, x3 my ^w^ sowwows >w< unto joys, -At UwU ouw >w< enwawgement >_> what OwO awe >w< thy >_< due ^.^ fees? -ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT. :33 Subjects OwO may challenge >_< nyothing of uWu theiw sov'reigns; -OwO But >_> if >w< an humble :3 pwayew OwO may prevail, -UwU I xDD then ^w^ cwave UwU pawdon of x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. For x3 what, >w< Wieutenyant? For weww UwU using me? -Nyay, be xDD thou >_< suwe I'll weww :3 wequite >w< thy kindnyess, -For :3 that >w< it UwU made x3 my imprisonment :3 a pweasuwe; -Ay, xDD such :3 a :3 pweasuwe >_< as incaged xDD biwds -ÚwÚ Conceive xDD when, ÚwÚ aftew UwU many moody thoughts, -At >w< wast ^.^ by >_> nyotes of :33 househowd ;;w;; hawmony -^-^ They quite x3 fowget uWu theiw ^-^ woss of OwO wibewty. -But, Wawwick, ÚwÚ aftew :33 God, xDD thou :33 set'st ;;w;; me >w< fwee, -xDD And ^.^ chiefwy >_< thewefowe UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee; ->w< He UwU was x3 the ^-^ authow, xDD thou x3 the x3 instwument. ->_< Thewefowe, :3 that UwU I OwO may conquer ;;w;; fowtunye's x3 spite -^-^ By UwU wiving wow :3 whewe :3 fowtunye ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ huwt uWu me, -xDD And :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe of ÚwÚ this blessed ÚwÚ wand -^-^ May nyot be punyish'd with x3 my >_< thwawting ÚwÚ staws, -Wawwick, awthough x3 my >_> head still ^-^ weaw x3 the :3 cwown, -UwU I OwO hewe resign x3 my guvwnment to ÚwÚ thee, -For xDD thou awt ;;w;; fowtunyate uWu in aww >w< thy >_> deeds. -WARWICK. uWu Youw Gwace hath still :33 been ^.^ fam'd fow virtuous, -xDD And nyow OwO may xDD seem >_< as uWu wise >_< as virtuous -^-^ By ÚwÚ spying ÚwÚ and ^w^ avoiding ;;w;; fowtunye's x3 mawice, -For x3 few ;;w;; men rightly xDD tempew with x3 the OwO staws; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this one ^.^ thing wet ;;w;; me uWu bwame x3 youw >_> Gwace, -For :33 choosing ;;w;; me when >_> Cwawence >_> is uWu in ;;w;; pwace. -CLARENCE. :3 Nyo, Wawwick, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ wowthy of x3 the sway, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom x3 the :3 heav'ns uWu in >w< thy :3 nyativity -UwU Adjudg'd >w< an UwU owive branch ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wauwew :3 cwown, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ wikewy to be bwest uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and UwU waw; -xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU I yield uWu thee x3 my fwee ÚwÚ consent. -WARWICK. xDD And UwU I choose >_> Cwawence >w< onwy fow UwU Pwotectow. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Wawwick ÚwÚ and >w< Cwawence, UwU give ;;w;; me both x3 youw ^w^ hands. -Now ^w^ join x3 youw ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and with x3 youw ^.^ hands x3 youw hearts, -:33 That nyo xDD dissension ^w^ hindew >_< guvwnment. -UwU I >_< make xDD you both Protectors of ÚwÚ this land, -While UwU I mysewf xDD wiww lead :3 a >_> pwivate >w< wife -xDD And uWu in xDD devotion spend x3 my UwU wattew uWu days, -;;w;; To xDD sin's ^.^ webuke ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD Cweatow's ;;w;; pwaise. -WARWICK. >_> What ^-^ answews >_> Cwawence to :33 his ^.^ suvweign's xDD wiww? -CLARENCE. :33 That ^.^ he ^w^ consents, >_> if Wawwick yield ^.^ consent, -For on >w< thy :3 fowtunye UwU I wepose :3 mysewf. -WARWICK. Why, >w< then, ^w^ though >w< woath, yet ^w^ must UwU I be OwO content. -^-^ We'ww x3 yoke together, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 doubwe :3 shadow -;;w;; To >_> Henwy's ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and suppwy :33 his pwace; -UwU I mean, uWu in :33 beawing >_> weight of guvwnment, -While ^.^ he x3 enjoys x3 the honour ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ ease. -^.^ And, >w< Cwawence, nyow xDD then >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe than needful -Fowthwith :3 that Edward be ^-^ pwonyounc'd :3 a traitor, -xDD And aww :33 his ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and >_> goods :33 confiscated. -CLARENCE. >_> What else? xDD And :3 that ^.^ succession be :33 detewmin'd. -WARWICK. Ay, thewein >_> Cwawence UwU shaww nyot ^.^ want :33 his part. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. But, with x3 the xDD fiwst of aww x3 youw uWu chief ^-^ affaiws, -Let ;;w;; me >_> entweat- fow UwU I ÚwÚ command nyo more- -:33 That Margaret x3 youw xDD Queen ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< son Edward -^w^ Be sent fow to ^-^ wetuwn from Fwance with ÚwÚ speed; -For >w< tiww UwU I >_> see them UwU hewe, ^.^ by ^.^ doubtfuw feaw -OwO My joy of ^w^ wibewty >_> is half >_< ecwips'd. -CLARENCE. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :33 donye, x3 my sovereign, with aww ;;w;; speed. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. OwO My Lord of ^w^ Somewset, >_> what :33 youth >_> is :3 that, -Of ÚwÚ whom xDD you xDD seem to uWu have UwU so xDD tendew >_> cawe? -uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My ^.^ wiege, >w< it >_> is xDD young Henry, ^-^ Eaww of uWu Wichmond. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Come hithew, Engwand's ^-^ hope. -ÚwÚ [Ways :33 his uWu hand on :33 his UwU head] -;;w;; If secret ÚwÚ powews -^.^ Suggest >_> but uWu twuth to x3 my >_> divinying thoughts, -This OwO pwetty >_< wad xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv UwU ouw >_> countwy's bwiss. -ÚwÚ His :33 wooks OwO awe full of UwU peacefuw x3 majesty; -ÚwÚ His >_> head ^.^ by ÚwÚ nyatuwe >w< fwam'd to ^-^ weaw :3 a :3 cwown, -ÚwÚ His uWu hand to OwO wiewd :3 a OwO sceptwe; ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf ->_> Wikewy uWu in time to ;;w;; bwess :3 a xDD wegaw thwonye. -^-^ Make much of :3 him, x3 my :3 wowds; fow ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he -:3 Must OwO hewp xDD you ^.^ mowe than xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ by x3 me. - -Entew :3 a >_< POST - -WARWICK. >_> What news, x3 my >w< fwiend? -POST. :33 That Edward >_> is uWu escaped from x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew -xDD And fwed, >_< as ^.^ he x3 heaws since, to ^-^ Buwgundy. -WARWICK. Unsavoury ÚwÚ nyews! OwO But >w< how UwU made ^.^ he OwO escape? -POST. >w< He UwU was ;;w;; convey'd ^.^ by Richard >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew -xDD And x3 the Lord >w< Hastings, who ^w^ attended ^.^ him -^w^ In secret ^-^ ambush on x3 the >_< fowest x3 side -xDD And from x3 the OwO Bishop's UwU huntsmen >_> wescu'd him; -For :33 hunting UwU was :33 his x3 daiwy xDD exewcise. -WARWICK. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was ^w^ too xDD cawewess of :33 his chawge. -OwO But wet >_> us hence, x3 my sovereign, to provide -^-^ A ^.^ sawve fow xDD any ^w^ sowe :3 that OwO may betide. -Exeunt aww >_> but SOMERSET, :33 WICHMOND, ÚwÚ and x3 OXFOWD -uWu SOMEWSET. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wike nyot of ÚwÚ this :33 fwight of ^.^ Edwawd's; -For ^-^ doubtwess ÚwÚ Buwgundy xDD wiww yield ^.^ him hewp, -xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ mowe UwU waws :33 befow't be wong. -;;w;; As >_> Henwy's wate >_< pwesaging prophecy -Did uWu gwad x3 my >_< heawt with UwU hope of ÚwÚ this xDD young Wichmond, -^w^ So xDD doth x3 my >_< heawt x3 misgive uWu me, uWu in these OwO confwicts, ->_> What OwO may befaww ^.^ him to :33 his x3 hawm ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. ->_< Thewefowe, Lord uWu Oxfowd, to ^w^ pwevent x3 the ^.^ wowst, -Fowthwith we'll >_> send ^.^ him >w< hence to ;;w;; Bwittany, -Tiww storms be x3 past of ÚwÚ civiw >w< enmity. -;;w;; OXFOWD. Ay, fow >_> if Edward uWu wepossess x3 the :3 cwown, -'Tis ^.^ wike :3 that >_< Wichmond with x3 the xDD west UwU shaww down. -uWu SOMEWSET. ^.^ It UwU shaww be so; ^.^ he UwU shaww to UwU Bwittany. -:3 Come OwO thewefowe, >_> wet's about >w< it :3 speediwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -^.^ Befowe York - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wichawd, Lord >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, -ÚwÚ Yet OwO thus uWu faw :3 fowtunye OwO maketh >_> us amends, -xDD And ;;w;; says :3 that >_> once ^.^ mowe UwU I UwU shaww >_< intewchange -OwO My waned >w< state fow >_> Henwy's xDD wegaw crown. -Weww uWu have ^.^ we :33 pass'd ÚwÚ and nyow :3 wepass'd x3 the seas, -xDD And ^.^ bwought ÚwÚ desiwed OwO hewp from >_> Buwgundy; ->_> What xDD then >_< wemains, ^.^ we ^.^ being OwO thus ^-^ awwiv'd -Fwom :33 Wavenspuwgh UwU haven >w< befowe x3 the :3 gates of York, -OwO But :3 that ^.^ we ÚwÚ entew, >_< as x3 into UwU ouw :3 dukedom? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The :3 gates UwU made :33 fast! UwU Bwothew, UwU I ^.^ wike nyot >_< this; -For UwU many ;;w;; men :3 that stumble uWu at x3 the thweshowd -^w^ Awe weww UwU fowetowd :3 that danger UwU wuwks x3 within. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Tush, ^w^ man, :3 abodements ^w^ must nyot nyow affright >_> us. -^-^ By >w< faiw ow fouw means ^.^ we ^w^ must enter x3 in, -For ÚwÚ hithew xDD wiww UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends repair to >_> us. ->_> HASTINGS. OwO My ^.^ wiege, I'll :3 knyock >_> once ^.^ mowe to ^.^ summon OwO them. - -OwO Entew, on x3 the walls, x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ and -:33 his UwU BWETHWEN - -;;w;; MAYOW. OwO My wowds, ^.^ we :3 wewe ^.^ fowewawnyed of x3 youw xDD coming -xDD And shut x3 the :3 gates fow :33 safety of ;;w;; ouwsewves, -For nyow ^.^ we >_> owe OwO awwegiance >w< unto >_< Henwy. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. But, >_< Mastew >_< Mayow, >_> if Henwy be x3 youw OwO King, -ÚwÚ Yet Edward uWu at x3 the least >_> is >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -;;w;; MAYOW. >_< Twue, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you fow nyo :3 wess. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, ÚwÚ and UwU I challenge >_< nyothing >_> but x3 my dukedom, -;;w;; As ^.^ being weww :3 content with :3 that >_< awonye. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] OwO But when x3 the fox hath >_> once ^w^ got uWu in :33 his nose, -^-^ He'ww >w< soon find means to >_< make x3 the >w< body x3 fowwow. ->_> HASTINGS. Why, >_< Mastew >_< Mayow, >w< why stand xDD you uWu in :3 a :3 doubt? -^w^ Open x3 the gates; ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ King >_> Henwy's fwiends. -;;w;; MAYOW. Ay, >_> say xDD you so? uWu The :3 gates UwU shaww xDD then be open'd. -[He descends] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A uWu wise :33 stout ;;w;; captain, ÚwÚ and >w< soon x3 pewsuaded! ->_> HASTINGS. uWu The ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd x3 man ^.^ wouwd >_> fain :3 that aww :3 wewe weww, -^w^ So >w< 'twewe nyot ^-^ wong of him; >_> but ^.^ being ent'wed, -UwU I doubt >_> nyot, I, >_> but ^.^ we UwU shaww >w< soon :33 pewsuade -UwU Both ^.^ him ÚwÚ and aww :33 his bwothews >w< unto reason. - -OwO Entew, bewow, x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ and >w< two ALDERMEN - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. So, >_< Mastew Mayor. ;;w;; These :3 gates ^w^ must nyot be shut -OwO But uWu in x3 the >w< nyight ow uWu in x3 the time of waw. -What! feaw >_> nyot, ^w^ man, >_> but yield ;;w;; me x3 up x3 the keys; -OwO [Takes :33 his uWu keys] -For Edward xDD wiww ;;w;; defend x3 the :33 town ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And aww UwU those ^w^ fwiends :3 that >_< deign to ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. - -^-^ Mawch. Entew >w< MONTGOMEWY with drum ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bwothew, ÚwÚ this >_> is Sir John Montgomery, -Our trusty fwiend, ^w^ unwess UwU I be ;;w;; deceiv'd. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Welcome, Sir >_< john! OwO But >w< why come xDD you uWu in >_> awms? ->_< MONTGOMEWY. ;;w;; To OwO hewp ^w^ King Edward uWu in :33 his time of stowm, -;;w;; As every loyal x3 subject ought to xDD do. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good xDD Montgomewy; >_> but ^.^ we nyow x3 fowget -Our ;;w;; titwe to x3 the :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< onwy >_< cwaim -Our x3 dukedom >w< tiww ^w^ God uWu pwease to >_> send x3 the rest. ->_< MONTGOMEWY. UwU Then ^-^ fawe xDD you weww, fow UwU I xDD wiww >w< hence ;;w;; again. -UwU I ^-^ came to serve :3 a x3 king ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a xDD duke. -Drummer, strike up, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us :33 mawch xDD away. -;;w;; [The drum ÚwÚ begins to ;;w;; mawch] -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Nyay, ;;w;; stay, Sir John, :3 a while, ÚwÚ and we'll debate -^-^ By >_> what >_< safe means x3 the >_< cwown OwO may be recover'd. ->_< MONTGOMEWY. >_> What tawk xDD you of debating? ^w^ In x3 few x3 wowds: -;;w;; If you'ww nyot OwO hewe :3 pwocwaim >_> youwsewf UwU ouw OwO King, -I'll OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and be >_> gonye -;;w;; To >_< keep them back :3 that come to succouw OwO you. -Why UwU shaww ^.^ we x3 fight, >_> if xDD you pwetend nyo >_< titwe? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, brother, ^-^ whewefowe stand xDD you on UwU nyice xDD points? -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 When ^.^ we gwow UwU stwongew, xDD then we'll >_< make UwU ouw claim; -Tiww xDD then UwU 'tis ^.^ wisdom to :33 conceaw UwU ouw meanying. ->_> HASTINGS. UwU Away with ;;w;; scwupuwous wit! Now :3 awms ^w^ must rule. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And xDD feawwess minds x3 cwimb ^-^ soonyest >w< unto x3 cwowns. -UwU Bwothew, ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim xDD you x3 out of xDD hand; -uWu The ÚwÚ bwuit thereof xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you UwU many fwiends. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Then be >w< it >_< as xDD you :33 wiww; fow UwU 'tis x3 my wight, -xDD And Henwy >_> but usurps x3 the ÚwÚ diadem. ->_< MONTGOMEWY. Ay, nyow x3 my suvweign speaketh ^.^ wike :33 himsewf; -xDD And nyow xDD wiww UwU I be >_< Edwawd's champion. ->_> HASTINGS. Sound trumpet; Edward UwU shaww be OwO hewe ÚwÚ pwocwaim'd. -^.^ Come, fewwow sowdiew, >_< make xDD thou xDD pwocwamation. -xDD [Gives ^.^ him :3 a ^.^ papew. ÚwÚ Fwouwish] -uWu SOWDIEW. [Weads] uWu 'Edwawd x3 the >_> Fouwth, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of :33 God, -^w^ King of England ÚwÚ and >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and Lord of ÚwÚ Iwewand, OwO &c.' ->_< MONTGOMEWY. xDD And whoso'er >w< gainsays ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's wight, -^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU I challenge ^.^ him to :3 singwe ^w^ fight. -[Throws down x3 gauntwet] -uWu AWW. OwO Wong ^w^ wive Edward x3 the ;;w;; Fouwth! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_< Thanks, >_< bwave Montgomery, ÚwÚ and thanks >w< unto xDD you aww; -;;w;; If :3 fowtunye serve uWu me, I'll :3 wequite ÚwÚ this kindness. -Now fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight >_> wet's uWu hawbouw OwO hewe uWu in Yowk; -xDD And when x3 the mownying sun UwU shaww >w< waise :33 his caw -Abuv x3 the border of ÚwÚ this horizon, -^-^ We'ww forward uWu towawds Wawwick ÚwÚ and :33 his mates; -For weww UwU I uWu wot :3 that Henwy >_> is nyo OwO sowdiew. -xDD Ah, ^.^ fwowawd >w< Cwawence, >w< how eviw >w< it :33 beseems x3 the -;;w;; To flatter Henwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowsake >w< thy xDD bwothew! -Yet, >_< as ^.^ we may, we'll :3 meet both uWu thee ÚwÚ and uWu Wawwick. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, >_< bwave soldiers; doubt nyot of x3 the ^-^ day, -^.^ And, :3 that >_> once ;;w;; gotten, doubt nyot of large :3 pay. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, ^w^ WAWWICK, ^.^ MONTAGUE, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW - -WARWICK. >_> What counsew, lords? Edward from x3 Bewgia, -With >_> hasty >_> Gewmans ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt >_> Howwandews, ->_< Hath :33 pass'd uWu in :33 safety ^w^ thwough x3 the nyawwow seas -xDD And with :33 his troops xDD doth :33 mawch ^-^ amain to ÚwÚ Wondon; -xDD And UwU many ^-^ giddy OwO peopwe ^.^ fwock to ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Wet's wevy ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and xDD beat ^.^ him back ;;w;; again. -CLARENCE. ^-^ A xDD wittwe fire >_> is quickly UwU twodden ^.^ out, ->_< Which, ^.^ being :33 suffew'd, rivers ;;w;; cannyot >_> quench. -WARWICK. ^w^ In Wawwickshiwe UwU I uWu have true-hearted OwO fwiends, -ÚwÚ Nyot mutinyous uWu in ÚwÚ peace, yet bold uWu in UwU waw; ->w< Those xDD wiww UwU I muster up, ÚwÚ and UwU thou, >_< son >w< Cwawence, ->_> Shawt stir x3 up uWu in ^.^ Suffowk, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU Kent, -uWu The :3 knyights ÚwÚ and gentlemen to come with thee. -Thou, ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Montague, uWu in ;;w;; Buckingham, ->_< Nyowthampton, ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO Weicestewshiwe, shalt find -OwO Men weww ^-^ incwin'd to hear >_> what xDD thou command'st. -xDD And UwU thou, >_< bwave uWu Oxfowd, wondwous weww bewov'd, -^w^ In Oxfordshire shalt muster x3 up >w< thy fwiends. -OwO My sovereign, with x3 the >w< woving uWu citizens, -Wike to :33 his >_< iswand ;;w;; giwt uWu in with x3 the xDD ocean -:33 Ow :3 modest uWu Dian circled with her xDD nymphs, -Shall xDD west uWu in ;;w;; Wondon >w< tiww ^.^ we come to ^.^ him. -Faiw wowds, OwO take OwO weave ÚwÚ and stand nyot to wepwy. -UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO suvweign. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Faweweww, x3 my >_> Hectow ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> Twoy's true ^-^ hope. -CLARENCE. ^w^ In xDD sign of truth, UwU I :3 kiss x3 youw Highness' >w< hand. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ Weww-minded >w< Cwawence, be xDD thou ;;w;; fowtunyate! -x3 MONTAGUE. :3 Comfowt, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -;;w;; OXFOWD. >w< [Kissing x3 the KING'S :33 band] xDD And OwO thus UwU I UwU seaw x3 my uWu twuth ÚwÚ and bid -^w^ adieu. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu Oxfowd, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving >_< Montague, -xDD And aww uWu at ^w^ once, >_> once ^.^ mowe :3 a ^w^ happy farewell. -WARWICK. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet :3 wowds; >_> wet's :3 meet uWu at Coventry. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >_> EXETEW -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. :3 Hewe uWu at x3 the ^w^ pawace xDD wiww UwU I xDD west :3 a >_> whiwe. -x3 Cousin of >_< Exetew, >_> what ^w^ thinks x3 youw x3 wowdship? -Methinks x3 the powew :3 that Edward hath uWu in field -Should nyot be able to x3 encountew ^w^ minye. -UwU EXETEW. uWu The doubt >_> is :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< seduce x3 the rest. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. >w< That's nyot x3 my x3 feaw; x3 my >_> meed hath ^w^ got ;;w;; me fame: -UwU I uWu have nyot ;;w;; stopp'd >_< minye OwO eaws to uWu theiw ;;w;; demands, -x3 Nyow >_< posted x3 off uWu theiw ^w^ suits with slow UwU deways; -OwO My pity hath :33 been bawm to heal uWu theiw ;;w;; wounds, -OwO My uWu miwdnyess hath ^-^ awway'd uWu theiw xDD swewwing ^.^ gwiefs, -OwO My xDD mewcy dwied uWu theiw OwO watew-fwowing teaws; -UwU I uWu have nyot :33 been ^.^ desiwous of uWu theiw ^.^ weawth, -x3 Nyow much :33 oppwess'd them with great subsidies, -x3 Nyow forward of UwU wevenge, ^w^ though ;;w;; they much eww'd. -UwU Then >w< why >_> shouwd ;;w;; they wuv Edward ^.^ mowe than me? -:3 Nyo, >_< Exetew, these uWu gwaces challenge >w< gwace; -^.^ And, when x3 the wion UwU fawns ;;w;; upon x3 the lamb, -uWu The :3 wamb xDD wiww >_< nyevew xDD cease to ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. -OwO [Shout within >_> 'A UwU Wancastew! ^-^ A Lancaster!'] -UwU EXETEW. Hawk, hark, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >_> What ^w^ shouts OwO awe xDD these? - -Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Seize on x3 the UwU shame-fac'd Henry, UwU beaw ^.^ him OwO hence; -xDD And >_> once again :3 pwocwaim >_> us ^w^ King of ^w^ Engwand. ->_> You OwO awe x3 the UwU fount :3 that x3 makes UwU smaww bwooks to ^w^ fwow. -Now xDD stops >w< thy :3 spwing; x3 my sea UwU shaww uWu suck them ^.^ dwy, -xDD And sweww UwU so much x3 the :3 highew ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU ebb. -OwO Hence with ^.^ him to x3 the >_< Towew: wet ^.^ him nyot >_< speak. -Exeunt x3 some with ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY -^.^ And, wowds, uWu towawds UwU Cuvntwy >w< bend ^.^ we UwU ouw course, -Whewe ^w^ pewemptowy Wawwick nyow :33 wemains. -uWu The sun uWu shinyes ^.^ hot; x3 and, >_> if ^.^ we use delay, -x3 Cowd OwO biting winter ;;w;; maws UwU ouw hop'd-fow hay. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Away betimes, >w< befowe :33 his forces >_< join, -xDD And OwO take x3 the ÚwÚ gweat-gwown traitor unawares. -^-^ Bwave ÚwÚ wawwiows, :33 mawch ^-^ amain uWu towawds Coventry. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -UwU Cuvntwy - -Entew ^w^ WAWWICK, x3 the >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF x3 COVENTWY, >w< two :3 MESSENGEWS, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wawws - -WARWICK. Whewe >_> is x3 the x3 post :3 that ^-^ came from uWu vawiant OwO Oxfowd? -How uWu faw >w< hence >_> is >w< thy uWu wowd, >_< minye xDD honyest fewwow? -uWu FIWST x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu at >w< Dunsmowe, ^.^ mawching hithewwawd. -WARWICK. How uWu faw x3 off >_> is UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew Montague? -Whewe >_> is x3 the x3 post :3 that ^-^ came from Montague? -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu at Daintry, with :3 a x3 puissant twoop. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN SOMEWVIWWE - -WARWICK. Say, Somerville, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 my >w< woving uWu son? -xDD And ^.^ by >w< thy guess >w< how ^.^ nyigh >_> is >_> Cwawence ^.^ nyow? -SOMEWVIWWE. At >_< Southam UwU I uWu did OwO weave ^.^ him with :33 his uWu fowces, -xDD And UwU do >_< expect ^.^ him OwO hewe x3 some >w< two >_> houws x3 hence. -[Drum heard] -WARWICK. UwU Then >_> Cwawence >_> is uWu at xDD hand; UwU I hear :33 his dwum. -SOMEWVIWWE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot his, x3 my wowd; OwO hewe >_< Southam uWu wies. -uWu The drum x3 youw xDD Honyouw x3 heaws >w< mawcheth from uWu Wawwick. -WARWICK. Who >_> shouwd :3 that :3 be? ÚwÚ Bewike unwook'd fow fwiends. -SOMEWVIWWE. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu at uWu hand, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww quickly :33 knyow. - -^-^ Mawch. >w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^w^ Go, trumpet, to x3 the walls, ÚwÚ and >_> sound :3 a parle. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD See >w< how x3 the uWu suwwy Wawwick mans x3 the wall. -WARWICK. x3 O xDD unbid ^w^ spite! Is :33 spowtfuw Edward come? -Whewe slept UwU ouw ^w^ scouts ow >w< how OwO awe ;;w;; they >_< seduc'd -:33 That ^.^ we couwd hear nyo nyews of :33 his wepaiw? -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, Wawwick, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ ope x3 the UwU city ^.^ gates, -^w^ Speak ^-^ gentwe wowds, ÚwÚ and x3 humbwy >w< bend >w< thy OwO knyee, -;;w;; Caww Edward OwO King, ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands ÚwÚ beg mercy? -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU pawdon uWu thee these outrages. -WARWICK. Nyay, UwU wathew, wiwt xDD thou dwaw >w< thy forces hence, -^w^ Confess who uWu set uWu thee x3 up ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuck'd uWu thee ;;w;; down, -;;w;; Caww Wawwick OwO patwon, ÚwÚ and be penitent? -xDD And xDD thou shalt still wemain x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^-^ thought, uWu at least, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu said x3 the uWu King; -:33 Ow uWu did ^.^ he >_< make x3 the xDD jest OwO against :33 his xDD wiww? -WARWICK. Is nyot :3 a dukedom, ^w^ siw, :3 a xDD goodwy >_< gift? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, fow :3 a poor earl to give. -I'll UwU do uWu thee OwO sewvice fow UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a uWu gift. -WARWICK. >_< 'Twas UwU I :3 that uWu gave x3 the ^w^ kingdom to >w< thy ^-^ bwothew. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why xDD then UwU 'tis >_> minye, >_> if >_> but ^.^ by Wawwick's uWu gift. -WARWICK. ^.^ Thou awt nyo x3 Atwas fow UwU so great :3 a ^w^ weight; -^.^ And, >w< weakwing, Wawwick UwU takes :33 his ^w^ gift again; -xDD And Henwy >_> is x3 my OwO King, Wawwick :33 his xDD subject. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO But Wawwick's x3 king >_> is >_< Edwawd's ^w^ pwisonyew. -^.^ And, OwO gawwant Wawwick, UwU do >_> but answew :33 this: ->_> What >_> is x3 the >w< body when x3 the >_> head >_> is off? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Awas, :3 that Wawwick xDD had nyo ^.^ mowe forecast, -But, whiwes ^.^ he xDD thought to ^.^ steaw x3 the :3 singwe x3 ten, -uWu The x3 king UwU was slily finger'd from x3 the :3 deck! ->_> You left poor Henwy uWu at x3 the OwO Bishop's pawace, -xDD And ;;w;; ten to one you'ww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Towew. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. 'Tis even so; yet xDD you OwO awe Wawwick xDD stiww. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Come, Wawwick, OwO take x3 the time; ^w^ knyeew ;;w;; down, ^w^ knyeew down. -Nyay, xDD when? OwO Stwike now, ow >_> ewse x3 the iwon x3 coows. -WARWICK. UwU I xDD had rather chop ÚwÚ this uWu hand x3 off uWu at :3 a blow, -xDD And with x3 the othew fwing >w< it uWu at >w< thy >w< face, -Than UwU beaw UwU so wow :3 a saiw to strike to thee. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Sail >w< how xDD thou x3 canst, uWu have wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide >w< thy fwiend, -This uWu hand, ÚwÚ fast ;;w;; wound about >w< thy coal-black hair, -Shaww, whiwes >w< thy >_> head >_> is wawm ÚwÚ and x3 nyew :3 cut ^w^ off, -:3 Wwite uWu in x3 the x3 dust ÚwÚ this :33 sentence with >w< thy :33 bwood: -'Wind-changing Wawwick nyow ^.^ can change nyo more.' - -Entew ^-^ OXFOWD, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -WARWICK. x3 O cheerful :33 cowouws! xDD See :3 whewe Oxford ^w^ comes. -;;w;; OXFOWD. uWu Oxfowd, uWu Oxfowd, fow UwU Wancastew! -[He ÚwÚ and :33 his forces enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The :3 gates OwO awe open, wet >_> us enter UwU too. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^w^ So othew ^-^ foes OwO may uWu set ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 backs. -;;w;; Stand ^.^ we uWu in ÚwÚ good x3 awway, fow ;;w;; they nyo doubt -Will x3 issue x3 out again ÚwÚ and bid >_> us uWu battwe; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the UwU city ^.^ being >_> but of UwU smaww ^w^ defence, -^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ quietwy wouse x3 the traitors uWu in x3 the :33 same. -WARWICK. >_< O, ;;w;; wewcome, Oxford! fow ^.^ we ^.^ want >w< thy ;;w;; hewp. - -Entew ^.^ MONTAGUE, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -x3 MONTAGUE. >_< Montague, >_< Montague, fow UwU Wancastew! -[He ÚwÚ and :33 his forces enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew both UwU shaww UwU buy ÚwÚ this UwU tweason -Even with x3 the deawest :3 bwood x3 youw >_< bodies bear. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu The harder >w< match'd, x3 the :33 gweatew ^.^ victowy. -OwO My ^-^ mind pwesageth ^w^ happy ^.^ gain ÚwÚ and >_< conquest. - -Entew SOMERSET, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -uWu SOMEWSET. ^w^ Somewset, ^w^ Somewset, fow UwU Wancastew! -[He ÚwÚ and :33 his forces enter x3 the ÚwÚ city] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Two of >w< thy :33 nyame, both >_> Dukes of ^w^ Somewset, -:3 Have sold uWu theiw ;;w;; wives >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; house of Yowk; -xDD And xDD thou shalt be x3 the OwO thiwd, >_> if ÚwÚ this xDD swowd hold. - -Entew OwO CWAWENCE, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -WARWICK. xDD And wo :3 whewe ^w^ Geowge of >_> Cwawence sweeps along, -Of force enough to bid :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew uWu battwe; -With ÚwÚ whom >w< an ^w^ upwight ^.^ zeaw to >w< wight ^w^ pwevaiws -uWu Mowe than x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a brother's love. -CLARENCE. >w< Cwawence, >w< Cwawence, fow UwU Wancastew! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Et :33 tu uWu Bwute- wiwt xDD thou x3 stab Caesaw xDD too? -^-^ A OwO pawwey, sirrah, to ^w^ Geowge of xDD Cwawence. -uWu [Sound :3 a >_< pawwey. UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and >_> CWAWENCE OwO whispew] -WARWICK. ^.^ Come, >w< Cwawence, x3 come. ^.^ Thou wiwt >_> if Wawwick :33 caww. -CLARENCE. ^.^ [Taking x3 the red wose from :33 his ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and thwowing ->w< it uWu at >_> WAWWICK] -Fathew of Wawwick, ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> what ÚwÚ this :3 means? -Wook UwU hewe, UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my infamy uWu at thee. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< wuinyate x3 my father's house, -Who uWu gave :33 his :3 bwood to wime x3 the ^.^ stonyes together, -xDD And uWu set x3 up Lancaster. Why, ^-^ twowest UwU thou, Wawwick, -:33 That >_> Cwawence >_> is UwU so harsh, UwU so bwunt, unnatural, -;;w;; To >w< bend x3 the uWu fataw instwuments of >w< waw -^w^ Against :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ wawfuw >_> King? -:3 Pewhaps xDD thou wiwt :33 object x3 my >w< howy uWu oath. -;;w;; To >_< keep :3 that ^-^ oath :3 wewe ^.^ mowe OwO impiety -Than uWu Jephtha when ^.^ he xDD sacwific'd :33 his >w< daughtew. -UwU I ^w^ am UwU so sowwy fow x3 my trespass UwU made -^.^ That, to OwO desewve weww uWu at x3 my brother's ^.^ hands, -UwU I OwO hewe :3 pwocwaim mysewf >w< thy >w< mowtaw >_< foe; -With uWu wesowution >_> wheweso'ew UwU I :3 meet ;;w;; thee- -;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww :3 meet ÚwÚ thee, >_> if xDD thou stir >w< abwoad- -;;w;; To pwague uWu thee fow >w< thy fouw OwO misweading x3 me. -xDD And >_> so, ^.^ pwoud-heawted Wawwick, UwU I ^.^ defy ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew turn x3 my ;;w;; bwushing UwU cheeks. -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, Edwawd, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make amends; -^.^ And, ^.^ Wichawd, UwU do nyot fwown ;;w;; upon x3 my fauwts, -For UwU I xDD wiww henceforth be nyo ^.^ mowe OwO unconstant. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now wewcome >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe bewov'd, -Than >_> if xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< hadst OwO desewv'd UwU ouw ^.^ hate. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Welcome, ÚwÚ good Cwawence; ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; bwothew-wike. -WARWICK. x3 O passing traitor, >w< pewjuw'd ÚwÚ and OwO unjust! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. What, Wawwick, wiwt xDD thou OwO weave ^-^ die :33 town ÚwÚ and :33 fight? -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD beat x3 the ^.^ stonyes about ^.^ thinye ears? -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^w^ am nyot coop'd OwO hewe fow :3 defence! -UwU I xDD wiww OwO away uWu towawds Barnet presently -xDD And bid uWu thee battwe, Edwawd, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Yes, Wawwick, Edward x3 dawes ÚwÚ and weads x3 the >_> way. -;;w;; Wowds, to x3 the :3 fiewd; Saint ^w^ Geowge ÚwÚ and x3 victowy! -Exeunt xDD YOWKISTS -[March. ^w^ WAWWICK ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< company OwO fowwow] - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A field of ÚwÚ battwe nyeaw Barnet - -Alarum ÚwÚ and ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, x3 bwinging fowth ^w^ WAWWICK, wounded - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. So, >_< wie xDD thou :33 thewe. :33 Die UwU thou, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die UwU ouw x3 feaw; -For Wawwick UwU was :3 a bug :3 that feaw'd >_> us all. ->_> Nyow, >_< Montague, sit x3 fast; UwU I >_> seek fow ÚwÚ thee, -:33 That Wawwick's bones OwO may >_< keep ^.^ thinye UwU company. uWu Exit -WARWICK. xDD Ah, who >_> is nigh? :3 Come to uWu me, :33 fwiend ow x3 foe, -xDD And tell ;;w;; me who >_> is victow, York ow ^w^ Wawwick? -Why ^w^ ask UwU I ^-^ that? OwO My OwO mangwed >w< body uWu shows, -OwO My bwood, x3 my ^.^ want of >_< stwength, x3 my >w< sick >_< heawt uWu shows, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must yield x3 my >w< body to x3 the ^.^ eawth -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ faww, x3 the conquest to x3 my foe. -^-^ Thus yiewds x3 the cedar to x3 the uWu axe's >_> edge, ->_< Whose :3 awms uWu gave ÚwÚ shewtew to x3 the princely :33 eagwe, -;;w;; Undew x3 whose shade x3 the wamping wion swept, ->_< Whose top-branch xDD uvwpeew'd Juv's uWu spweading twee -xDD And :33 kept wow shrubs from winter's x3 pow'wfuw ^.^ wind. -;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, :3 that nyow OwO awe ^w^ dimm'd with ^w^ death's black :33 veiw, -:3 Have :33 been >_< as piewcing >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mid-day sun -;;w;; To ^-^ seawch x3 the secret :3 tweasons of x3 the wowwd; -uWu The ^.^ wwinkwes uWu in x3 my brows, nyow :3 fiww'd with bwood, -^.^ Wewe lik'ned ;;w;; oft to >_> kingwy UwU sepuwchwes; -For who liv'd OwO King, >_> but UwU I couwd dig :33 his gwave? -xDD And who x3 duwst ;;w;; smiwe when Wawwick UwU bent :33 his bwow? ->_> Wo nyow x3 my :3 gwowy ^-^ smeaw'd uWu in x3 dust ÚwÚ and UwU bwood! -OwO My ÚwÚ pawks, x3 my walks, x3 my x3 manyows, :3 that UwU I :33 had, -Even nyow ^w^ fowsake OwO me; ÚwÚ and of aww x3 my ^-^ wands -Is >_< nyothing left ;;w;; me >_> but x3 my body's length. ->_> what >_> is pomp, rule, reign, >_> but ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and xDD dust? -xDD And ^w^ wive ^.^ we >w< how ^.^ we ^-^ can, yet ^-^ die ^.^ we must. - -Entew x3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and SOMERSET - -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, Wawwick, x3 Wawwick! OwO wewt xDD thou >_< as ^.^ we awe, -We ^w^ might OwO wecuvw aww UwU ouw ^-^ woss ;;w;; again. -uWu The xDD Queen from Fwance hath ^.^ bwought :3 a x3 puissant power; -Even nyow ^.^ we heard x3 the ;;w;; nyews. xDD Ah, ^w^ couwdst xDD thou xDD fwy! -WARWICK. Why >w< then, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fwy. xDD Ah, >_< Montague, -;;w;; If xDD thou be thewe, x3 sweet brother, OwO take x3 my uWu hand, -xDD And with >w< thy lips >_< keep uWu in x3 my :3 souw :3 a whiwe! -^.^ Thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me x3 nyot; for, brother, >_> if xDD thou ^.^ didst, -x3 Thy tears ^.^ wouwd >_< wash ÚwÚ this UwU cowd UwU congeawed :3 bwood -:33 That glues x3 my lips ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me >_< speak. -:3 Come ^w^ quickwy, >_< Montague, ow UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, x3 Wawwick! ^w^ Montague hath >w< bweath'd :33 his last; -xDD And to x3 the ^-^ watest uWu gasp cried x3 out fow Wawwick, -xDD And uWu said ;;w;; 'Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my uWu vawiant brother.' -xDD And ^.^ mowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ said; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^.^ he ;;w;; spoke, ->_< Which ÚwÚ sounded ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ cwamouw uWu in :3 a OwO vauwt, -:33 That :3 mought nyot be >_< distinguish'd; >_> but uWu at last, -UwU I weww ^w^ might heaw, ^-^ dewivewed with :3 a gwoan, -^w^ 'O farewell, :3 Wawwick!' -WARWICK. ÚwÚ Sweet xDD west :33 his souw! :33 Fwy, wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 save ^-^ youwsewves: -For Wawwick UwU bids xDD you aww farewell, to :3 meet uWu in UwU heaven. -:33 [Dies] -;;w;; OXFOWD. :33 Away, away, to :3 meet x3 the Queen's great ^.^ powew! -[Here ;;w;; they UwU beaw OwO away :33 his >_> body] - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING uWu in triumph; with ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Thus uWu faw UwU ouw :3 fowtunye keeps >w< an upward course, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe ÚwÚ gwac'd with xDD wweaths of ^.^ victowy. -OwO But uWu in x3 the >w< midst of ÚwÚ this ^-^ bwight-shinying day -UwU I ^w^ spy :3 a black, x3 suspicious, threat'ning ;;w;; cwoud -:33 That xDD wiww x3 encountew with UwU ouw glorious sun -Ere ^.^ he :3 attain :33 his ;;w;; easefuw xDD westewn uWu bed- -UwU I mean, x3 my wowds, UwU those ÚwÚ powews :3 that x3 the xDD Queen ->_< Hath >_> wais'd uWu in Gawwia uWu have ^-^ awwiv'd UwU ouw :3 coast -^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we heaw, :33 mawch on to >w< fight with >_> us. -CLARENCE. ^-^ A xDD wittwe gawe xDD wiww >w< soon UwU dispewse :3 that ;;w;; cwoud -xDD And ^w^ bwow >w< it to x3 the uWu souwce from >_> whence >w< it >_> came; -x3 Thy xDD vewy beams xDD wiww xDD dwy UwU those uWu vapouws up, -For every ;;w;; cwoud :33 engendews nyot :3 a storm. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The xDD Queen >_> is vawued ;;w;; thiwty thousand :33 stwong, -xDD And ^w^ Somewset, with uWu Oxfowd, ^w^ fwed to her. -;;w;; If ^.^ she uWu have time to ^w^ bweathe, be weww x3 assuw'd -:3 Hew ^w^ faction xDD wiww be full >_< as >w< stwong >_< as >_> ouws. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. OwO awe advertis'd ^.^ by UwU ouw >w< woving ^w^ fwiends -:33 That ;;w;; they UwU do howd uWu theiw course toward Tewksbury; -We, xDD having nyow x3 the best uWu at Barnet >_> fiewd, -Will uWu thithew stwaight, fow :33 wiwwingnyess wids way; -xDD And >_< as ^.^ we :33 mawch UwU ouw ÚwÚ stwength xDD wiww be augmented -^w^ In every >_< county >_< as ^.^ we OwO go >_> awong. -OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the uWu dwum; cwy ^w^ 'Couwage!' ÚwÚ and xDD away. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Plains ^-^ weaw Tewksbury - ->w< Fwouwish. ^-^ Mawch. Entew >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, PWINCE EDWARD, SOMERSET, ^-^ OXFOWD, -ÚwÚ and SOLDIERS - ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU Gweat wowds, uWu wise ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew sit ÚwÚ and waiw uWu theiw -woss, -OwO But cheewwy >_> seek >w< how to xDD wedwess uWu theiw >_> hawms. ->_> What ^w^ though x3 the :3 mast be nyow >_> bwown overboard, -uWu The OwO cabwe ;;w;; bwoke, x3 the holding-anchor :3 wost, -xDD And half UwU ouw saiwows swallow'd uWu in x3 the flood; -ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; wives UwU ouw >_> piwot xDD stiww. ^-^ Is't :3 meet :3 that ^.^ he -Should OwO weave x3 the ÚwÚ hewm x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 feawfuw lad, -With x3 teawfuw eyes >_< add UwU watew to x3 the sea -xDD And UwU give ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ stwength to :3 that which hath ^w^ too >_> much; -Whiwes, uWu in :33 his >w< moan, x3 the ship x3 spwits on x3 the :33 wock, ->_< Which industry ÚwÚ and couwage ^w^ might uWu have sav'd? -xDD Ah, >_> what :3 a x3 shame! UwU ah, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; fauwt :3 wewe x3 this! -x3 Say Wawwick UwU was UwU ouw UwU anchow; >_> what of ^-^ that? -xDD And ^w^ Montague UwU ouw ^-^ top-mast; >_> what of him? -Our slaught'red ^w^ fwiends x3 the >w< tackwes; >_> what of xDD these? -Why, >_> is nyot Oxford OwO hewe anyothew >_< anchow? -xDD And Somerset anyothew xDD goodwy mast? -uWu The ^w^ fwiends of Fwance UwU ouw shwouds ÚwÚ and tacklings? -^.^ And, ^w^ though unskilful, >w< why nyot Nyed ÚwÚ and UwU I -For >_> once UwU awwow'd x3 the >_< skiwfuw uWu piwot's charge? -We xDD wiww nyot from x3 the ÚwÚ hewm to sit ÚwÚ and >_> weep, -OwO But >_< keep UwU ouw course, ^w^ though x3 the OwO wough wind >_> say no, -Fwom shelves ÚwÚ and x3 wocks :3 that >_> thweaten >_> us with ^.^ wweck, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ good to UwU chide x3 the ;;w;; waves >_< as speak them >_< faiw. -xDD And >_> what >_> is Edward >_> but :3 a ;;w;; wuthwess ^-^ sea? ->_> What >_> Cwawence >_> but :3 a xDD quicksand of deceit? -xDD And Richard >_> but :3 a ^-^ wagged uWu fataw ^.^ wock? -All these x3 the >_< enyemies to UwU ouw poor bark. -x3 Say xDD you ^.^ can x3 swim; :3 awas, UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a whiwe! -Tread on x3 the sand; >w< why, there xDD you quickly :3 sink. -ÚwÚ Bestwide x3 the rock; x3 the >_< tide xDD wiww >_< wash xDD you ^w^ off, -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO famish- ^w^ that's :3 a >_> thweefowd death. -This speak I, wowds, to wet xDD you undewstand, -;;w;; If case x3 some one of xDD you ^.^ wouwd fwy from us, -:33 That there's nyo hop'd-fow xDD mewcy with x3 the bwothews -uWu Mowe than with ;;w;; wuthwess UwU waves, with x3 sands, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wocks. -Why, couwage >w< then! >_> What ;;w;; cannyot be avoided -uWu 'Twewe chiwdish ^.^ weaknyess to wament ow ;;w;; feaw. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Methinks :3 a OwO woman of ÚwÚ this uWu vawiant ^w^ spiwit -Should, >_> if :3 a x3 cowawd hear her speak these wowds, ->_> Infuse :33 his breast with ÚwÚ magnyanyimity -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him nyaked ÚwÚ foiw :3 a man-at-arms. -UwU I speak nyot ÚwÚ this >_< as ÚwÚ doubting xDD any ^.^ hewe; -For uWu did UwU I >_> but >_> suspect :3 a x3 feawfuw ^w^ man, ->w< He >_> shouwd uWu have OwO weave to OwO go OwO away betimes, -Lest uWu in UwU ouw >_< nyeed ^.^ he ^w^ might ÚwÚ infect anyothew -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him of x3 the ^.^ wike ^w^ spiwit to himself. -;;w;; If xDD any xDD such be here- >_< as ^w^ God >_< fowbid!- -Let ^.^ him ÚwÚ depawt >w< befowe ^.^ we >_< nyeed :33 his ;;w;; hewp. -;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU Women ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen of UwU so xDD high :3 a couwage, -xDD And :33 wawwiows :3 faint! Why, >w< 'twewe pewpetuaw ;;w;; shame. -x3 O >_< bwave xDD young >w< Pwince! >w< thy famous grandfather -^-^ Doth ^w^ wive again uWu in thee. OwO Wong uWu mayst xDD thou UwU Eve -;;w;; To UwU beaw :33 his x3 image ÚwÚ and renew :33 his x3 gwowies! -uWu SOMEWSET. xDD And ^.^ he :3 that xDD wiww nyot >w< fight fow xDD such :3 a hope, -Go ^.^ home to x3 bed x3 and, ^.^ wike x3 the owl ^.^ by ^-^ day, -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ awise, be mock'd ÚwÚ and x3 wond'wed at. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe :3 Somewset; x3 sweet uWu Oxfowd, :33 thanks. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. xDD And OwO take :33 his thanks :3 that yet hath >_< nyothing ewse. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. Pwepawe UwU you, wowds, fow Edward >_> is uWu at uWu hand -Weady to fight; >_< thewefowe be wesowute. -;;w;; OXFOWD. UwU I xDD thought nyo :3 wess. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his UwU powicy -;;w;; To ^.^ haste OwO thus OwO fast, to find >_> us unpwovided. -uWu SOMEWSET. OwO But uWu he's :3 deceiv'd; ^.^ we OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. This cheers x3 my uWu heawt, to >_> see x3 youw forwardness. -;;w;; OXFOWD. :3 Hewe ^w^ pitch UwU ouw uWu battwe; >w< hence ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot :33 budge. - -Flourish ÚwÚ and >w< mawch. OwO Entew, uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, ;;w;; KING EDWARD, -^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ Bwave ÚwÚ fowwowews, yonder >w< stands x3 the >_> thowny uWu wood ->_< Which, ^.^ by x3 the :33 heavens' ^.^ assistance ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< stwength, -:3 Must ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ woots be UwU hewn x3 up yet ere OwO nyight. -UwU I >_< nyeed nyot >_< add ^.^ mowe x3 fuew to x3 youw ^w^ fiwe, -For weww UwU I uWu wot OwO ye bwaze to buwn them OwO out. -Give OwO signyaw to x3 the x3 fight, ÚwÚ and to :33 it, lords. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Wowds, knights, ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, >_> what UwU I >_> shouwd >_> say -OwO My tears uWu gainsay; fow every ;;w;; wowd UwU I :3 speak, -^-^ Ye see, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink x3 the UwU watew of x3 my :33 eye. ->_< Thewefowe, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but :33 this: Henry, x3 youw sovereign, -Is ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the >_< foe; :33 his >w< state usuwp'd, -ÚwÚ His weawm :3 a slaughter-house, :33 his subjects x3 swain, -ÚwÚ His x3 statutes ^.^ canceww'd, ÚwÚ and :33 his treasure >w< spent; -xDD And yonder >_> is x3 the OwO wowf :3 that x3 makes ÚwÚ this spoil. ->_> You >w< fight uWu in justice. Then, uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, wowds, -^w^ Be valiant, ÚwÚ and UwU give OwO signyaw to x3 the ^w^ fight. -x3 Awawum, >w< wetweat, ^w^ excuwsions. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, OwO CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and uWu fowces, -With >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ and SOMERSET, OwO pwisonyews - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now OwO hewe :3 a pewiod of :33 tumuwtuous ^.^ bwoiws. -UwU Away with Oxford to Hames ;;w;; Castwe >_< stwaight; -For ^w^ Somewset, x3 off with :33 his guiwty >_> head. -^w^ Go, UwU beaw them OwO hence; UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear them >_< speak. -;;w;; OXFOWD. For x3 my >_> pawt, I'll nyot >_> twoubwe uWu thee with ÚwÚ wowds. -uWu SOMEWSET. x3 Nyow I, >_> but >_< stoop with uWu patience to x3 my xDD fowtunye. -Exeunt x3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and SOMERSET, guawded ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ So ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ we sadwy uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 twoubwous ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; To :3 meet with joy uWu in x3 sweet Jerusalem. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Is pwocwamation UwU made :3 that who ÚwÚ finds Edward -Shall uWu have :3 a xDD high :3 wewawd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 his :33 wife? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It is; ÚwÚ and wo :3 whewe youthfuw Edward ^w^ comes. - -Entew xDD sowdiews, with PWINCE >w< EDWAWD - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Bring fowth x3 the x3 gawwant; wet >_> us hear ^.^ him >_< speak. -What, ^.^ can UwU so xDD young :3 a x3 man x3 begin to pwick? -Edwawd, >_> what >_< satisfaction ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< make -For :33 beawing awms, fow stirring x3 up x3 my xDD subjects, -xDD And aww x3 the >_> twoubwe xDD thou x3 hast >_> tuwn'd ;;w;; me to? -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. ^w^ Speak ^.^ wike :3 a uWu subject, OwO pwoud :3 ambitious x3 Yowk. ->_> Suppose :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyow x3 my father's x3 mouth; -Wesign >w< thy xDD chaiw, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe UwU I stand ^w^ knyeew UwU thou, -Whilst UwU I UwU pwopose x3 the sewf-same wowds to x3 the ->_< Which, traitor, xDD thou wouldst uWu have ;;w;; me answew ;;w;; to. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD Ah, :3 that >w< thy >w< fathew xDD had :33 been UwU so :3 wesowv'd! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That xDD you ^w^ might still uWu have wown x3 the :3 petticoat -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew uWu have :3 stow'n x3 the UwU bweech from Lancaster. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Let uWu Aesop ^w^ fabwe uWu in :3 a winter's ^w^ nyight; -ÚwÚ His xDD cuwwish widdwe sorts nyot with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU bwat, I'll pwague OwO ye fow :3 that OwO wowd. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, xDD thou >w< wast bown to be :3 a pwague to ^.^ men. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, OwO take OwO away ÚwÚ this >w< captive >_> scowd. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. Nyay, OwO take OwO away ÚwÚ this scolding crookback rather. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu Peace, ^.^ wiwfuw ^-^ boy, ow UwU I xDD wiww >_> chawm x3 youw :33 tongue. -CLARENCE. Untutor'd lad, xDD thou awt ^w^ too mawapewt. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF WALES. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my duty; xDD you OwO awe aww undutiful. -Lascivious Edwawd, ÚwÚ and xDD thou >w< pewjuw'd ;;w;; Geowge, -xDD And xDD thou misshapen ÚwÚ Dick, UwU I tell OwO ye aww -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw better, traitors >_< as OwO ye >_< awe; -xDD And xDD thou >_< usuwp'st x3 my father's >w< wight ÚwÚ and ^w^ minye. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Take :3 that, x3 the xDD wikenyess of ÚwÚ this x3 waiwew hewe. -[Stabs >w< him] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Spwaww'st thou? ^.^ Take :3 that, to >w< end >w< thy uWu agony. -[Stabs >w< him] -CLARENCE. xDD And there's fow ;;w;; twitting ;;w;; me with pewjuwy. -[Stabs >w< him] ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< O, OwO kiww ;;w;; me ;;w;; too! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and >_< shaww. ÚwÚ [Offews to OwO kiww :3 hew] -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Howd, ^.^ Wichawd, howd; fow ^.^ we uWu have donye to :33 much. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ she ^w^ wive to ^w^ fiww x3 the wowwd with xDD wowds? -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. What, xDD doth ^.^ she ^w^ swoon? ^w^ Use means fow her OwO wecuvwy. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< Cwawence, UwU excuse ;;w;; me to x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -I'll >w< hence to ;;w;; Wondon on :3 a sewious mattew; -Ere OwO ye come thewe, be >_< suwe to hear x3 some ;;w;; nyews. -CLARENCE. What? UwU what? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The Tower! x3 the Tower! uWu Exit ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 O >_> Nyed, x3 sweet >_> Nyed, speak to >w< thy :33 mothew, ^.^ boy! -ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou nyot x3 speak? x3 O :33 twaitows! muwdewews! -^-^ They :3 that stabb'd Caesaw x3 shed nyo :3 bwood uWu at all, -Did nyot xDD offend, nor :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ wowthy bwame, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this fouw ^.^ deed :3 wewe ^.^ by to equal :3 it. ->w< He UwU was :3 a ^w^ man: uWu this, uWu in wespect, :3 a child; -xDD And ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew spend uWu theiw UwU fuwy on :3 a :33 chiwd. -x3 What's xDD wowse than muwdewew, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD nyame :33 it? -:3 Nyo, no, x3 my >_< heawt xDD wiww burst, >w< an >_> if UwU I speak- -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww :3 speak, :3 that UwU so x3 my >_< heawt OwO may buwst. -^-^ Butchews ÚwÚ and viwwains! bwoody OwO cannyibaws! -How x3 sweet :3 a plant uWu have xDD you untimely cwopp'd! ->_> You uWu have nyo chiwdwen, ÚwÚ butchews, >_> if xDD you :33 had, -uWu The xDD thought of them ^.^ wouwd uWu have stirr'd x3 up :33 wemowse. -OwO But >_> if xDD you OwO evew chance to uWu have :3 a child, -Wook uWu in :33 his :33 youth to uWu have ^.^ him UwU so :3 cut x3 off -As, ÚwÚ deathsmen, xDD you uWu have x3 wid ÚwÚ this x3 sweet xDD young >w< pwince! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Away with >w< hew; x3 go, UwU beaw her >w< hence perforce. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Nyay, >_< nyevew UwU beaw ;;w;; me OwO hence; dispatch ;;w;; me hewe. -:3 Hewe sheathe >w< thy ^-^ swowd; I'll UwU pawdon uWu thee x3 my death. -What, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? Then, >w< Cwawence, UwU do >w< it thou. -CLARENCE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do uWu thee UwU so much ^w^ ease. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ Good >w< Cwawence, do; x3 sweet >w< Cwawence, UwU do xDD thou UwU do :3 it. -CLARENCE. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear ;;w;; me >_< sweaw UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do :33 it? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, >_> but xDD thou OwO usest to >w< fowsweaw thysewf. ->_< 'Twas x3 sin x3 befowe, >_> but nyow UwU 'tis charity. -What! wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? Whewe >_> is :3 that >_> deviw's uWu butchew, -;;w;; Hawd-favouw'd xDD Wichawd? ^.^ Wichawd, :3 whewe awt thou? -^.^ Thou awt nyot hewe. >_> Muwdew >_> is >w< thy alms-deed; -Petitionyews fow :3 bwood xDD thou ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ put'st back. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :33 Away, UwU I say; UwU I :3 chawge OwO ye UwU beaw her x3 hence. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ So come to xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youws >_< as to ÚwÚ this pwince. -UwU Exit, x3 wed x3 out ^-^ fowcibwy -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 Whewe's Richard gone? -CLARENCE. ;;w;; To Wondon, aww uWu in >_< post; x3 and, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a bwoody OwO suppew uWu in x3 the Towew. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. He's x3 sudden, >_> if :3 a ^.^ thing x3 comes uWu in :33 his >_> head. -Now :33 mawch ^.^ we x3 hence. UwU Dischawge x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; sowt -With x3 pay ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and >_> wet's OwO away to ;;w;; Wondon -xDD And >_> see UwU ouw ^-^ gentwe >_< queen >w< how weww ^.^ she >w< fawes. -^-^ By uWu this, UwU I hope, ^.^ she hath :3 a >_< son fow x3 me. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew - -Entew ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW with x3 the WIEUTENyANT, on x3 the OwO wawws - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, x3 my OwO wowd. What, uWu at x3 youw ^w^ book UwU so hawd? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd- x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I >_> shouwd >_> say rather. -'Tis x3 sin to flatter; >_< 'good' UwU was xDD wittwe ^-^ bettew. -x3 'Good Gloucester' ÚwÚ and OwO 'good OwO deviw' :3 wewe xDD awike, -xDD And both preposterous; OwO thewefowe, nyot OwO 'good lord.' -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Siwwah, OwO weave >_> us to ouwsewves; ^.^ we ^w^ must confew. -uWu Exit x3 WIEUTENyANT -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^w^ So fwies x3 the reckless xDD shephewd from x3 the wowf; -^w^ So xDD fiwst x3 the UwU hawmwess sheep xDD doth yield :33 his fleece, -xDD And :3 nyext :33 his ^w^ thwoat >w< unto x3 the ^w^ butchew's x3 knyife. ->_> What scene of :33 death hath xDD Woscius nyow to ^-^ act? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Suspicion awways haunts x3 the guiwty xDD mind: -uWu The UwU thief xDD doth feaw >_< each ;;w;; bush >w< an officer. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. uWu The biwd :3 that hath :33 been :33 wimed uWu in :3 a ;;w;; bush -With uWu twembwing x3 wings misdoubteth every bush; -xDD And I, x3 the hapwess male to one x3 sweet bird, -:3 Have nyow x3 the uWu fataw :33 object uWu in x3 my ^w^ eye -Whewe x3 my poor xDD young UwU was xDD wim'd, UwU was ;;w;; caught, ÚwÚ and kill'd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, >_> what :3 a >_> peevish >w< foow UwU was :3 that of Cwete -:33 That ÚwÚ taught :33 his >_< son x3 the ^.^ office of :3 a :3 foww! -xDD And ^w^ yet, fow aww :33 his wings, x3 the >w< foow UwU was dwown'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. I, xDD Daedawus; x3 my poor ^-^ boy, xDD Icawus; -x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, Minyos, :3 that >w< denyied UwU ouw UwU couwse; -uWu The sun :3 that OwO seaw'd x3 the x3 wings of x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ boy, -x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Edwawd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thysewf, x3 the sea ->_< Whose envious ^w^ guwf uWu did swawwow x3 up :33 his life. -xDD Ah, OwO kiww ;;w;; me with >w< thy ^w^ weapon, nyot with words! -OwO My breast ^.^ can xDD bettew >w< bwook >w< thy ;;w;; daggew's :33 point -Than ^.^ can x3 my OwO eaws :3 that tragic history. -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe dost xDD thou come? ^-^ Is't fow x3 my :33 wife? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I ^w^ am >w< an UwU executionyew? -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. ^-^ A xDD pewsecutow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD thou art. -;;w;; If >_> muwdewing ^.^ innyocents be :33 executing, -Why, xDD then xDD thou OwO awe >w< an OwO executionyew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Thy >_< son UwU I kill'd fow :33 his presumption. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been kill'd when xDD fiwst xDD thou :33 didst pwesume, -^.^ Thou >w< hadst nyot liv'd to OwO kiww :3 a >_< son of ^w^ minye. -xDD And OwO thus UwU I pwophesy, :3 that UwU many :3 a thousand ->_< Which nyow xDD mistwust nyo parcel of x3 my ;;w;; feaw, -xDD And UwU many >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 man's uWu sigh, ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a widow's, -xDD And UwU many >w< an orphan's UwU watew-standing x3 eye- -OwO Men fow uWu theiw sons, ;;w;; wives fow uWu theiw uWu husbands, -:3 Owphans fow uWu theiw parents' timewess >w< death- -Shall rue x3 the >_> houw :3 that OwO evew xDD thou >w< wast born. -uWu The owl shriek'd uWu at >w< thy x3 biwth- >w< an eviw >w< sign; -uWu The nyight-cwow cwied, ^w^ aboding :3 wuckwess time; -^w^ Dogs howw'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ hideous UwU tempest >_> shook down >_< twees; -uWu The >_> waven rook'd her on x3 the chimney's ÚwÚ top, -xDD And chatt'wing ^-^ pies uWu in ÚwÚ dismaw :3 discowds OwO sung; -x3 Thy mothew UwU fewt ^.^ mowe than :3 a ;;w;; mothew's UwU pain, -xDD And yet ^.^ bwought fowth less than :3 a ;;w;; mothew's hope, -;;w;; To ^w^ wit, >w< an indigest >_< defowmed >w< wump, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ fwuit of xDD such :3 a xDD goodwy :33 twee. ->w< Teeth >w< hadst xDD thou uWu in >w< thy >_> head when xDD thou >w< wast born, -;;w;; To :33 signyify xDD thou xDD cam'st to ^-^ bite x3 the wowwd; -xDD And >_> if x3 the xDD west be true which UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, -^.^ Thou ^-^ cam'st- -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. I'll hear nyo more. ^w^ Die, UwU pwophet, uWu in >w< thy :33 speech. -[Stabs >w< him] -For uWu this, amongst x3 the ^-^ west, UwU was UwU I ordain'd. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Ay, ÚwÚ and fow much ^.^ mowe >_> swaughtew ÚwÚ aftew UwU this. ->_< O, ^w^ God :33 fowgive x3 my :3 sins ÚwÚ and UwU pawdon uWu thee! :33 [Dies] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, xDD wiww x3 the ;;w;; aspiwing :3 bwood of :3 Wancastew -^-^ Sink uWu in x3 the ground? UwU I xDD thought >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD mounted. -xDD See >w< how x3 my xDD swowd ^.^ weeps fow x3 the poor >_< King's death. ->_< O, OwO may xDD such puwpwe tears be awways x3 shed -Fwom UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wish x3 the OwO downfaww of UwU ouw house! -;;w;; If xDD any spawk of >w< wife be yet >w< wemainying, -Down, down to heww; ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU I sent uWu thee OwO thithew- -[Stabs ^.^ him OwO again] -I, :3 that uWu have :3 nyeithew pity, xDD wuv, nor ;;w;; feaw. ->w< Indeed, UwU 'tis true :3 that Henwy told ;;w;; me OwO of; -For UwU I uWu have often heard x3 my mothew >_> say -UwU I ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd with x3 my UwU wegs :33 fowwawd. -xDD Had UwU I nyot weason, think :3 ye, to >_< make ^.^ haste -xDD And >_> seek uWu theiw xDD wuin :3 that usuwp'd UwU ouw right? -uWu The midwife wonder'd; ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 women cried -'O, x3 Jesus ;;w;; bwess us, ^.^ he >_> is bown with xDD teeth!' -xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU was, which x3 pwainwy signified -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; snyaww, ÚwÚ and bite, ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the :33 dog. -Then, xDD since x3 the heavens uWu have shap'd x3 my >w< body >_> so, -Let heww >_< make cwook'd x3 my ^-^ mind to answew :3 it. -UwU I uWu have nyo brother, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wike nyo bwothew; -xDD And ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd 'wuv,' which xDD gweybeawds caww divine, -^w^ Be resident uWu in ;;w;; men ^.^ wike one another, -xDD And nyot uWu in me! UwU I ^w^ am mysewf >_< awonye. ->w< Cwawence, bewawe; xDD thou :3 keep'st ;;w;; me from x3 the wight, -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; sowt :3 a xDD pitchy day fow ÚwÚ thee; -For UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ buzz ^.^ abwoad xDD such prophecies -:33 That Edward UwU shaww be x3 feawfuw of :33 his :33 wife; -xDD And xDD then to OwO puwge :33 his ;;w;; feaw, I'll be >w< thy death. -^w^ King Henwy ÚwÚ and x3 the Prince :33 his >_< son OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. ->w< Cwawence, >w< thy turn >_> is next, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the rest; ->w< Counting mysewf >_> but :33 bad >w< tiww UwU I be >_> best. -I'll ^-^ thwow >w< thy >w< body uWu in anyothew room, -xDD And :3 twiumph, Henry, uWu in >w< thy day of doom. -uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING EDWARD, >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, -HASTINGS, xDD NyUWSE, with x3 the Young PWINCE, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Once ^.^ mowe ^.^ we sit uWu in Engwand's royal throne, -Wepuwchas'd with x3 the :3 bwood of enemies. ->_> What uWu vawiant :3 foemen, ^.^ wike to autumn's corn, -:3 Have ^.^ we >w< mow'd down uWu in >_< tops of aww uWu theiw ^.^ pwide! -Thwee >_> Dukes of ^w^ Somewset, >_> thweefowd xDD wenyown'd -For ^-^ hawdy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undoubted ^-^ champions; -Two Cliffords, >_< as x3 the >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 the son; -xDD And >w< two >_< Nyowthumbewwands- >w< two >_< bwavew ;;w;; men -Nye'ew uWu spuww'd uWu theiw couwsews uWu at x3 the twumpet's >w< sound; -With them x3 the >w< two >_< bwave bears, Wawwick ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, -:33 That uWu in uWu theiw >_> chains >w< fettew'd x3 the >_> kingwy wion -xDD And UwU made x3 the >_< fowest :3 twembwe when ;;w;; they woaw'd. -^-^ Thus uWu have ^.^ we ÚwÚ swept >_> suspicion from UwU ouw uWu seat -xDD And UwU made UwU ouw footstoow of xDD secuwity. -:3 Come hithew, uWu Bess, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss x3 my uWu boy. -Young >_> Nyed, fow uWu thee ^.^ thinye uncles ÚwÚ and mysewf -:3 Have uWu in UwU ouw armours UwU watch'd x3 the winter's night, -^-^ Went aww afoot uWu in :33 summew's :33 scawding ^.^ heat, -:33 That xDD thou might'st uWu wepossess x3 the >_< cwown uWu in :3 peace; -xDD And of UwU ouw uWu wabouws xDD thou shalt reap x3 the ^w^ gain. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] I'll bwast :33 his harvest >_> if x3 youw >_> head :3 wewe laid; -For yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> wook'd on uWu in x3 the wowwd. -This shoulder UwU was ordain'd UwU so thick to heave; -xDD And x3 heave >w< it UwU shaww x3 some >_> weight ow bweak x3 my back. -^-^ Wowk xDD thou x3 the xDD way- ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU shaww x3 execute. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and :33 Gwoucestew, wuv x3 my lovely queen; -xDD And :3 kiss x3 youw princely nephew, bwothews xDD both. -CLARENCE. uWu The >_> duty :3 that UwU I >_> owe >w< unto x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -UwU I UwU seaw ;;w;; upon x3 the lips of ÚwÚ this x3 sweet OwO babe. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_< Thanks, x3 nyobwe Cwawence; ÚwÚ wowthy brother, :33 thanks. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And :3 that UwU I wuv x3 the twee from >_> whence xDD thou ^.^ spwang'st, -Witness x3 the >w< woving :3 kiss UwU I UwU give x3 the fwuit. -:3 [Aside] ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, UwU so :3 Judas >w< kiss'd :33 his >_< mastew -xDD And cried 'All haiw!' when >_< as ^.^ he meant aww harm. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Now ^w^ am UwU I seated >_< as x3 my :3 souw dewights, ->_> Having x3 my >_> countwy's uWu peace ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwothews' :3 wuvs. -CLARENCE. >_> What xDD wiww x3 youw Gwace uWu have donye with ^-^ Mawgawet? -Weignyiew, her ÚwÚ fathew, to x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance ->_< Hath :3 pawn'd x3 the Sicils ÚwÚ and >_< Jewusawem, -xDD And ÚwÚ hithew uWu have ;;w;; they sent >w< it fow her wansom. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Away with hew, ÚwÚ and >w< waft her >w< hence to Fwance. -xDD And nyow >_> what UwU wests >_> but :3 that ^.^ we spend x3 the time -With ÚwÚ statewy twiumphs, miwthfuw comic uWu shows, ->w< Such >_< as befits x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 the ^w^ couwt? -Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets. UwU Faweweww, :3 souw >w< annyoy! -For UwU hewe, UwU I hope, ÚwÚ begins UwU ouw :3 wasting ^-^ joy. Exeunt - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -;;w;; 1611 - -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE xDD EIGHTH - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE xDD EIGHTH -x3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ WOWSEY x3 CAWDINyAW CAMPEIUS -CAPUCIUS, Ambassadow from x3 the >_> Empewow >_> Chawwes V -uWu CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK EARL ÚwÚ OF >w< SUWWEY ->w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN >w< WOWD OwO CHANCEWWOW -GAWDINyEW, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF >_> WINCHESTEW -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ^.^ WINCOWN >w< WOWD ABERGAVENNY ->w< WOWD SANDYS ÚwÚ SIW OwO HENWY x3 GUIWDFOWD -ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS :3 WOVEWW ÚwÚ SIW ANTHONY ^w^ DENNY -ÚwÚ SIW NyICHOWAS :33 VAUX x3 SECWETAWIES to Wowsey -UwU CWOMWEWW, xDD sewvant to Wowsey -GRIFFITH, ^w^ gentweman-ushew to xDD Queen ÚwÚ Kathawinye -THWEE ^-^ GENTWEMEN -OwO DOCTOW BUTTS, ^.^ physician to x3 the ^w^ King ->_> GAWTEW ^-^ KING-AT-AWMS -SURVEYOR to x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham -^w^ BWANDON, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS -DOOWKEEPEW Of x3 the Counciw x3 chambew -POWTEW, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< MAN ^.^ PAGE to Gardiner -^-^ A ;;w;; CWIEW - ->w< QUEEN >_> KATHAWINyE, >w< wife to ^w^ King Henry, afterwards uWu divowced ->w< ANNyE ^w^ BUWWEN, her >w< Maid of Honour, afterwards xDD Queen -UwU AN OLD LADY, :33 fwiend to >_> Annye ÚwÚ Buwwen -:33 PATIENCE, OwO woman to xDD Queen ÚwÚ Kathawinye - -Lord >_< Mayow, UwU Awdewmen, Lords ÚwÚ and Wadies uWu in x3 the UwU Dumb -OwO Shows; UwU Women :33 attending ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< Queen; UwU Scwibes, -^-^ Officews, ^w^ Guawds, ÚwÚ and othew xDD Attendants; Spirits - -SCENE: - -ÚwÚ Wondon; :3 Westminstew; ÚwÚ Kimbowton - - - -;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE xDD EIGHTH - -^-^ THE PROLOGUE. - -UwU I come nyo ^.^ mowe to >_< make xDD you OwO waugh; ^.^ things nyow -:33 That UwU beaw :3 a ^.^ weighty ÚwÚ and :3 a sewious >_> bwow, -:33 Sad, UwU high, ÚwÚ and x3 wowking, full of >w< state ÚwÚ and woe, ->w< Such x3 nyobwe ;;w;; scenyes >_< as dwaw x3 the ^w^ eye to >_< fwow, -We nyow :33 pwesent. >w< Those :3 that ^.^ can pity OwO hewe ->w< May, >_> if ;;w;; they think >w< it weww, wet faww :3 a >w< teaw: -uWu The x3 subject xDD wiww OwO desewve :3 it. >w< Such >_< as UwU give -^-^ Theiw monyey x3 out of UwU hope ;;w;; they OwO may ^-^ bewieve -^-^ May OwO hewe find uWu twuth UwU too. >w< Those :3 that come to >_> see -Onwy :3 a x3 show ow >_> two, ÚwÚ and UwU so agree -uWu The :33 pway OwO may pass, >_> if ;;w;; they be still ÚwÚ and >_> wiwwing, -I'll undewtake OwO may >_> see OwO away uWu theiw :33 shiwwing -Wichwy uWu in >w< two showt hours. Onwy ;;w;; they -:33 That come to hear :3 a ^.^ mewwy ^w^ bawdy ^.^ pway, -^-^ A noise of targets, ow to >_> see :3 a fewwow -^w^ In :3 a ^-^ wong motwey >_> coat guawded with >_> yewwow, -Will be :3 deceiv'd; for, ^-^ gentwe >_> heawews, knyow, -;;w;; To rank UwU ouw OwO chosen uWu twuth with xDD such :3 a x3 show -;;w;; As >w< foow ÚwÚ and >w< fight ;;w;; is, :3 beside fowfeiting -Our UwU own uWu bwains, ÚwÚ and x3 the opinyion :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing -;;w;; To >_< make :3 that >w< onwy true ^.^ we nyow >_> intend, -Will OwO weave >_> us >_< nyevew >w< an undewstanding :3 fwiend. ->_< Thewefowe, fow xDD goodnyess ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ knyown -uWu The xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and UwU happiest ÚwÚ heawews of x3 the xDD town, -^w^ Be :3 sad, >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu ye. ^w^ Think OwO ye >_> see -uWu The xDD vewy persons of UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ^-^ stowy -;;w;; As ;;w;; they :3 wewe x3 wiving; think xDD you >_> see them ^.^ gweat, -xDD And follow'd with x3 the general :33 thwong ÚwÚ and UwU sweat -Of thousand >_< fwiends; >w< then, uWu in :3 a :33 moment, >_> see -How >w< soon ÚwÚ this xDD mightinyess ^.^ meets OwO misewy. -xDD And >_> if xDD you ^.^ can be ^.^ mewwy >w< then, I'll >_> say -^-^ A x3 man OwO may xDD weep ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO wedding-day. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK uWu at one door; uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ABERGAVENNY - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ and weww ÚwÚ met. How uWu have OwO ye donye -Since >w< wast ^.^ we saw uWu in France? -NyOWFOWK. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw >_> Gwace, ->_< Heawthfuw; ÚwÚ and OwO evew xDD since :3 a >w< fwesh admirer -Of >_> what UwU I saw :33 thewe. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ An untimely xDD ague -Stay'd ;;w;; me :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew uWu in x3 my x3 chambew when ->w< Those >_> suns of xDD gwowy, UwU those >w< two wights of men, -Met uWu in x3 the vale of :33 Andwen. -NyOWFOWK. UwU 'Twixt xDD Guynyes ÚwÚ and Arde- -UwU I UwU was xDD then ÚwÚ pwesent, saw them OwO sawute on howseback; -Beheld ÚwÚ them, when ;;w;; they ^.^ wighted, >w< how ;;w;; they ^-^ cwung -^w^ In uWu theiw >_< embwacement, >_< as ;;w;; they ^-^ gwew together; ->_< Which xDD had >w< they, >_> what fouw thron'd ^-^ onyes couwd uWu have x3 weigh'd ->w< Such :3 a OwO compounded onye? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. All x3 the whole time -UwU I UwU was x3 my chambew's ^w^ pwisonyew. -NyOWFOWK. UwU Then xDD you wost -uWu The x3 view of ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ gwowy; ;;w;; men ^w^ might say, -Tiww ÚwÚ this time pomp UwU was >_> singwe, >_> but nyow mawwied -;;w;; To one :33 abuv itself. x3 Each fowwowing day -^w^ Became x3 the :3 nyext day's ^.^ mastew, >w< tiww x3 the >w< wast -Made xDD fowmew wondews x3 its. OwO To-day x3 the Fwench, -All ÚwÚ cwinquant, aww uWu in ^.^ gowd, ^.^ wike heathen uWu gods, -Shone down x3 the English; ÚwÚ and to-mowwow ;;w;; they -Made uWu Bwitain xDD India: every x3 man :3 that :33 stood -Show'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ minye. ^-^ Theiw dwarfish :33 pages :3 wewe -;;w;; As ^-^ chewubins, >w< an ÚwÚ giwt; x3 the UwU madams :3 too, -ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; us'd to :33 toiw, uWu did almost UwU sweat to UwU beaw -uWu The >_< pwide ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, :3 that uWu theiw xDD vewy labour -Was to them >_< as :3 a xDD painting. Now ÚwÚ this masque -Was cried x3 incompawabwe; ÚwÚ and x3 th' ;;w;; ensuing >w< nyight -Made >w< it :3 a >w< foow ÚwÚ and x3 beggaw. uWu The >w< two OwO kings, ->_< Equaw uWu in lustre, :3 wewe nyow ^w^ best, nyow ^.^ wowst, -;;w;; As x3 pwesence uWu did xDD pwesent ^w^ them: ^.^ him uWu in ^w^ eye -still ^.^ him uWu in ^w^ pwaise; ÚwÚ and ^.^ being xDD pwesent xDD both, ->_< 'Twas uWu said ;;w;; they saw >_> but one, ÚwÚ and nyo discerner -:3 Duwst wag :33 his >_> tongue uWu in ÚwÚ censuwe. x3 When these suns- -For UwU so ;;w;; they phrase 'em-by uWu theiw OwO hewawds challeng'd -uWu The x3 nyobwe ;;w;; spiwits to awms, ;;w;; they uWu did x3 pewfowm -^.^ Beyond :33 thought's ÚwÚ compass, :3 that xDD fowmew >_< fabuwous story, -uWu Being nyow :3 seen OwO possibwe UwU enyough, ^w^ got ^.^ cwedit, -:33 That UwU Bevis UwU was :3 bewiev'd. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< O, xDD you OwO go ÚwÚ faw! -NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; As UwU I OwO bewong to worship, ÚwÚ and affect -^w^ In honour :3 honyesty, x3 the ^.^ twact of ev'rything -Wouwd ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ good discouwsew wose x3 some >w< wife ->_< Which action's self UwU was >_> tongue ;;w;; to. All UwU was >_> woyaw: -;;w;; To x3 the OwO disposing of >w< it >_< nyought rebell'd; -x3 Owdew uWu gave >_< each ^.^ thing x3 view. uWu The ^.^ office uWu did -Distinctly :33 his full >w< function. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Who uWu did :33 guide- -UwU I mean, who uWu set x3 the >w< body ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wimbs -Of ÚwÚ this great spowt together, >_< as xDD you OwO guess? -NyOWFOWK. One, cewtes, :3 that ÚwÚ pwomises nyo element -^w^ In xDD such :3 a business. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I pray UwU you, who, x3 my xDD wowd? -NyOWFOWK. All ÚwÚ this UwU was ÚwÚ owd'wed ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ good discretion -Of x3 the >w< wight reverend Cardinal of x3 Yowk. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu The ^.^ deviw ^w^ speed x3 him! No :33 man's OwO pie >_> is ÚwÚ fweed -Fwom :33 his :3 ambitious finger. >_> What xDD had ^.^ he -;;w;; To UwU do uWu in these >_< fiewce vanyities? UwU I wonder -:33 That xDD such :3 a :3 keech ^.^ can with :33 his xDD vewy >_< buwk -^.^ Take x3 up x3 the ways ^.^ o' x3 th' beneficial sun, -xDD And >_< keep >w< it from x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -NyOWFOWK. uWu Suwewy, ^w^ siw, ->_> Thewe's uWu in ^.^ him ^w^ stuff :3 that puts ^.^ him to these ;;w;; ends; -For, ^.^ being nyot x3 pwopp'd ^.^ by ancestry, x3 whose xDD gwace -Chalks successors uWu theiw :3 way, nor ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; upon -For xDD high ^w^ feats donye to x3 th' :3 cwown, :3 nyeithew awwied -;;w;; To eminyent xDD assistants, >_> but spider-like, -UwU Out of :33 his >_< sewf-dwawing web, xDD 'a ;;w;; gives >_> us ^-^ nyote -uWu The force of :33 his UwU own merit x3 makes :33 his xDD way- -^-^ A ^w^ gift :3 that heaven ;;w;; gives fow :3 him, which xDD buys -^-^ A :33 pwace :3 nyext to x3 the ;;w;; King. -ABEWGAVENNY. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell ->_> What heaven hath UwU given ^.^ him-wet x3 some OwO gwavew ^w^ eye -Piewce x3 into :33 that; >_> but UwU I ^.^ can >_> see :33 his >_< pwide ->_< Peep ^w^ thwough >_< each ÚwÚ pawt of ^.^ him. OwO Whence >_> has ^.^ he ^-^ that? -;;w;; If nyot from >_> heww, x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> is :3 a niggard -:33 Ow >_> has UwU given aww x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ begins -^-^ A x3 nyew heww uWu in himself. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why x3 the deviw, ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this OwO Fwench x3 going ^.^ out, >_> took ^.^ he ;;w;; upon uWu him- -Without x3 the ÚwÚ pwivity ^.^ o' x3 th' King-t' ÚwÚ appoint -Who >_> shouwd >_< attend on him? >w< He x3 makes x3 up x3 the file -Of aww x3 the gentwy; fow x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ pawt xDD such -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >_< as great :3 a :3 chawge >_< as xDD wittwe honour ->w< He meant to uWu way xDD upon; ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU own letter, -uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ boawd of council ^.^ out, -:3 Must :3 fetch ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ he ^-^ papews. -ABEWGAVENNY. UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ Kinsmen of >_> minye, >w< thwee uWu at x3 the least, :3 that uWu have -^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU so ;;w;; sicken'd uWu theiw estates :3 that >_< nyevew -^-^ They UwU shaww abound >_< as fowmewwy. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< O, UwU many -:3 Have broke uWu theiw backs with >w< waying manors on x3 'em -For ÚwÚ this great jouwnyey. >_> What uWu did ÚwÚ this vanyity -OwO But xDD minyistew >w< communyication of -^-^ A UwU most poor UwU issue? -NyOWFOWK. Gwievingwy UwU I think -uWu The uWu peace ^-^ between x3 the OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and >_> us nyot :3 vawues -uWu The >_> cost :3 that uWu did OwO concwude :3 it. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Evewy ^w^ man, ->w< Aftew x3 the ^-^ hideous x3 stowm :3 that follow'd, UwU was -^-^ A ^.^ thing inspiw'd, x3 and, nyot UwU consuwting, broke -^.^ Into :3 a general pwophecy-that ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tempest, -Dashing x3 the ^.^ gawment of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ peace, xDD aboded -uWu The ^.^ sudden ^w^ bweach ^.^ on't. -NyOWFOWK. >_< Which >_> is budded out; -For Fwance hath >w< fwaw'd x3 the OwO weague, ÚwÚ and hath >_< attach'd -Our x3 mewchants' >_> goods uWu at >_< Bowdeaux. -ABEWGAVENNY. Is >w< it >_< thewefowe -xDD Th' ambassador >_> is >_< siwenc'd? -NyOWFOWK. OwO Mawwy, xDD is't. -ABEWGAVENNY. ^-^ A OwO pwopew >_< tide of :3 a ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and >w< puwchas'd -At :3 a supewfwuous uWu wate! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why, aww ÚwÚ this business -Our reverend Cardinal uWu cawwied. -NyOWFOWK. Wike >w< it x3 youw >_> Gwace, -uWu The >w< state UwU takes ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 the >_> pwivate ^.^ diffewence -Betwixt xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 the Cawdinyaw. UwU I ;;w;; advise :3 you- -xDD And OwO take >w< it from :3 a >_< heawt :3 that wishes uWu towawds xDD you -xDD Honyouw ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwenteous >_> safety-that xDD you ^w^ wead -uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's malice ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu potency -^w^ Togethew; to OwO considew further, :3 that ->_> What :33 his xDD high >_< hatwed ^.^ wouwd ^w^ effect wants nyot -^-^ A xDD minyistew uWu in :33 his UwU powew. >_> You ^.^ knyow :33 his nyatuwe, -:33 That uWu he's revengeful; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his xDD swowd ->_< Hath :3 a ^-^ shawp OwO edge-it's ^-^ wong >_> and't OwO may be uWu said -^.^ It reaches far, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe 'twill nyot extend, -Thither ^.^ he >_< dawts :3 it. x3 Bosom x3 up x3 my counsel -You'll find >w< it >w< whowesome. Lo, :3 whewe x3 comes :3 that OwO wock -:33 That UwU I ;;w;; advise x3 youw shunning. - -Entew x3 CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, x3 the >_< puwse :3 bownye >w< befowe -:3 him, xDD cewtain of x3 the guawd, ÚwÚ and >w< two x3 SECWETAWIES -with ^-^ papews. uWu The x3 CAWDINyAW uWu in :33 his uWu passage ^w^ fixeth :33 his -^w^ eye on xDD BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM on :3 him, -both full of ^-^ disdain - -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu The >w< Duke of OwO Buckingham's x3 suwveyow? uWu Ha! -:3 Whewe's :33 his examination? -SECRETARY. Here, UwU so uWu pwease OwO you. -^.^ WOWSEY. Is ^.^ he uWu in ÚwÚ pewson ^-^ weady? -SECRETARY. Ay, uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -^.^ WOWSEY. xDD Weww, ^.^ we UwU shaww xDD then ^.^ knyow >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Buckingham -UwU shaww ^-^ wessen ÚwÚ this big wook. -Exeunt ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and :33 his twain -OwO BUCKINGHAM. This ^w^ butchew's cur >_> is OwO venyom-mouth'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I -:3 Have nyot x3 the powew to ;;w;; muzzwe him; >_< thewefowe best -ÚwÚ Nyot wake ^.^ him uWu in :33 his >_< swumbew. ^-^ A ^.^ beggaw's ^w^ book -Outwowths :3 a noble's blood. -NyOWFOWK. What, OwO awe xDD you ^-^ chaf'd? -;;w;; Ask ^w^ God fow temp'rance; ^w^ that's x3 th' x3 appwiance >w< onwy ->_< Which x3 youw ÚwÚ disease :33 wequiwes. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I ^w^ wead in's :33 wooks -Matter OwO against uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ eye ÚwÚ weviw'd -x3 Me >_< as :33 his abject xDD object. At ÚwÚ this x3 instant ->w< He ^.^ bowes ;;w;; me with x3 some ^.^ twick. He's >_> gonye to x3 th' uWu King; -I'll follow, ÚwÚ and x3 outstawe ^.^ him. -NyOWFOWK. Stay, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD And wet x3 youw reason with x3 youw ^.^ chowew ;;w;; question ->_> What UwU 'tis xDD you OwO go ^-^ about. ;;w;; To x3 cwimb ÚwÚ steep >w< hiwws -ÚwÚ Wequiwes slow >_> pace uWu at fiwst. xDD Angew >_> is ^.^ wike -^-^ A full :3 hot horse, who ^.^ being UwU awwow'd :33 his :3 way, ->_< Sewf-mettwe tires ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a x3 man uWu in England -UwU Can ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me ^.^ wike uWu you; be to >_> youwsewf -;;w;; As xDD you ^.^ wouwd to x3 youw :3 fwiend. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. I'll to x3 the OwO King, -xDD And from :3 a xDD mouth of honour quite cwy down -This Ipswich fellow's :33 insowence; ow :3 pwocwaim ->_> Thewe's ^.^ diffewence uWu in nyo ÚwÚ pewsons. -NyOWFOWK. ^w^ Be ^-^ advis'd: ->_> Heat nyot :3 a fuwnyace fow x3 youw foe UwU so :3 hot -:33 That >w< it UwU do >_< singe OwO youwsewf. We OwO may xDD outwun -^-^ By :3 viowent x3 swiftnyess :3 that which ^.^ we >w< wun :3 at, -xDD And wose ^.^ by ÚwÚ uvw-wunnying. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot -uWu The fire :3 that ^-^ mounts x3 the liquor >w< tiww't >w< wun ^-^ o'ew -^w^ In ÚwÚ seeming to >_> augment >w< it :3 wastes :33 it? ^w^ Be ^w^ advis'd. -UwU I >_> say again there >_> is nyo :3 Engwish :3 souw -uWu Mowe stronger to direct xDD you than yourself, -;;w;; If with x3 the sap of reason xDD you ^.^ wouwd quench -:33 Ow >_> but allay x3 the fire of ^w^ passion. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Siw, -UwU I ^w^ am >w< thankfuw to UwU you, ÚwÚ and I'll OwO go :3 awong -^-^ By x3 youw pwescwiption; >_> but ÚwÚ this :33 top-pwoud UwU fewwow- -;;w;; Whom from x3 the fwow of ^w^ gan UwU I xDD nyame >_> nyot, >_> but -Fwom sincere motions, ^.^ by ^w^ intewwigence, -xDD And proofs >_< as ^-^ cweaw >_< as >w< founts uWu in July when -We >_> see >_< each ^-^ gwain of >_> gwavew-I UwU do ^.^ knyow -;;w;; To be corrupt ÚwÚ and :33 tweasonyous. -NyOWFOWK. x3 Say nyot :33 tweasonyous. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; To x3 th' ^w^ King I'll ÚwÚ say't, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 my ÚwÚ vouch >_< as >w< stwong -;;w;; As >w< showe of ^-^ wock. :3 Attend: ÚwÚ this >w< howy ^w^ fox, -:33 Ow OwO wowf, ow ;;w;; both-fow ^.^ he >_> is equal rav'nous -;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ subtwe, ÚwÚ and >_< as prone to ^-^ mischief -;;w;; As able to pewfowm't, :33 his ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and :33 pwace -x3 Infecting one another, >w< yea, >_> wecipwocawwy- -Onwy to x3 show :33 his pomp >_< as weww uWu in Fwance -;;w;; As OwO hewe uWu at ^.^ home, >_> suggests x3 the ^w^ King UwU ouw >_< mastew -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >w< wast x3 costwy >_< tweaty, x3 th' >w< intewview -:33 That ^.^ swawwowed UwU so much treasure ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike :3 a gwass -Did bweak :33 i' x3 th' >_> wwenching. -NyOWFOWK. Faith, ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< it ^.^ did. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU give ;;w;; me favour, siw; ÚwÚ this x3 cunnying ;;w;; cawdinyaw -uWu The articles ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< combinyation >w< dwew -;;w;; As >_< himsewf OwO pweas'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they :3 wewe watified -;;w;; As ^.^ he cried ;;w;; 'Thus wet ;;w;; be' to >_< as much >w< end -;;w;; As UwU give :3 a :33 cwutch to x3 th' uWu dead. OwO But UwU ouw Count-Cardinal -x3 Has donye uWu this, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis well; fow ÚwÚ wowthy x3 Wowsey, -Who ;;w;; cannyot >w< eww, ^.^ he uWu did :3 it. Now ÚwÚ this fowwows, ->_< Which, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >_> is :3 a uWu kind of :3 puppy -;;w;; To x3 th' ;;w;; owd :3 dam treason: >_> Chawwes x3 the Empewow, -;;w;; Undew >_< pwetence to >_> see x3 the xDD Queen :33 his ÚwÚ aunt- -For uWu 'twas ÚwÚ indeed :33 his :33 cowouw, >_> but ^.^ he ^-^ came -;;w;; To whisper ^w^ Wowsey-hewe x3 makes ^w^ visitation- -ÚwÚ His OwO feaws :3 wewe :3 that x3 the >w< intewview betwixt -England ÚwÚ and Fwance ^w^ might ^w^ thwough uWu theiw >_< amity -Breed ^.^ him x3 some :33 pwejudice; fow from ÚwÚ this :33 weague -UwU Peep'd :33 hawms :3 that xDD menyac'd OwO him-pwiviwy ->_> Deaws with UwU ouw Cardinal; x3 and, >_< as UwU I >_< twow- ->_< Which UwU I UwU do weww, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 the >_> Empewow -Paid ere ^.^ he promis'd; wheweby :33 his >_> suit UwU was >_> gwanted -Ere >w< it UwU was OwO ask'd-but when x3 the uWu way UwU was made, -xDD And >w< pav'd with ^.^ gowd, x3 the >_> Empewow OwO thus desir'd, -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu pwease to x3 awtew x3 the >_< King's course, -xDD And bweak x3 the xDD fowesaid peace. Let x3 the ^w^ King knyow, -;;w;; As >w< soon ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ by uWu me, :3 that OwO thus x3 the Cardinal -ÚwÚ Does UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww :33 his honour >_< as ^.^ he UwU pweases, -xDD And fow :33 his UwU own uWu advantage. -NyOWFOWK. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy -;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ this of :3 him, ÚwÚ and couwd ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he :3 wewe -xDD Something ^.^ mistaken ÚwÚ in't. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a uWu sywwabwe: -UwU I UwU do pwonyounce ^.^ him uWu in :3 that xDD vewy xDD shape ->w< He UwU shaww appeaw uWu in :33 pwoof. - -Entew ^w^ BWANDON, :3 a ^w^ SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS >w< befowe :3 him, -ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee of x3 the xDD guawd - -:33 BWANDON. uWu Youw office, OwO sewgeant: :33 execute :3 it. -SEWGEANT. UwU Siw, -OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke of ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Eaww -Of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Stafford, ÚwÚ and >_< Nyowthampton, UwU I -Arrest uWu thee of xDD high uWu tweason, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame -Of UwU ouw UwU most suvweign ;;w;; King. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Wo UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu The ^w^ nyet >_> has fall'n ;;w;; upon me! UwU I UwU shaww xDD pewish -;;w;; Undew xDD device ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwactice. -:33 BWANDON. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy -;;w;; To >_> see xDD you >_> ta'en from >w< wibewty, to wook on -uWu The business pwesent; UwU 'tis :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe ->_> You UwU shaww to x3 th' Towew. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ It xDD wiww OwO hewp >_< nyothing -;;w;; To pwead >_< minye ^w^ innyocence; fow :3 that ^.^ dye >_> is on ;;w;; me ->_< Which x3 makes x3 my ;;w;; whit'st ÚwÚ pawt black. uWu The xDD wiww of :3 heav'n -^w^ Be donye uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and aww things! UwU I OwO obey. -x3 O x3 my Lord Aberga'ny, ^-^ fawe xDD you OwO weww! -:33 BWANDON. Nyay, ^.^ he ^w^ must UwU beaw xDD you UwU company. -:33 [To ABEWGAVENNY] uWu The ^w^ King -Is pleas'd xDD you UwU shaww to x3 th' Towew, >w< tiww xDD you ^.^ knyow -How ^.^ he determines fuwthew. -ABEWGAVENNY. ;;w;; As x3 the >w< Duke said, -uWu The xDD wiww of heaven be :33 donye, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< King's :3 pweasuwe -^-^ By ;;w;; me ^-^ obey'd. -:33 BWANDON. :3 Hewe >_> is :33 wawwant from -uWu The ^w^ King t' OwO attach Lord ;;w;; Montacute ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< bodies -Of x3 the Duke's confessow, John UwU de UwU wa Car, -x3 Onye ^w^ Giwbewt :33 Peck, :33 his chancewwow- -OwO BUCKINGHAM. So, so! -;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the x3 wimbs ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 pwot; nyo >_> mowe, UwU I ^-^ hope. -:33 BWANDON. ^-^ A >w< monk ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; Chawtweux. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< O, uWu Nyichowas Hopkins? -:33 BWANDON. He. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_> suwveyow >_> is >w< fawse. uWu The >_> o'ew-gweat Cardinal ->_< Hath ^w^ show'd ^.^ him x3 gowd; x3 my >w< wife >_> is >_< spann'd >_< awweady. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :3 shadow of poor ;;w;; Buckingham, ->_< Whose xDD figuwe even ÚwÚ this x3 instant ;;w;; cwoud puts on -^-^ By dark'ning x3 my ^-^ cweaw OwO sun. OwO My uWu wowd, farewell. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The Counciw >w< Chambew - -^-^ Cownyets. Entew ;;w;; KING >_> HENWY, weanying on x3 the CAWDINyAW'S shouwdew, x3 the >_> NyOBWES, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS LOVELL, with ÚwÚ othews. uWu The x3 CAWDINyAW pwaces >_< himsewf -:33 undew x3 the KING'S ;;w;; feet on :33 his >w< wight x3 side - ->w< KING. OwO My >w< wife itself, ÚwÚ and x3 the best >_< heawt of :33 it, -x3 Thanks xDD you fow ÚwÚ this great ;;w;; cawe; UwU I :33 stood :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wevew -Of :3 a ^w^ fuww-chawg'd >w< confedewacy, ÚwÚ and UwU give thanks -;;w;; To xDD you :3 that chok'd :3 it. Let be ^w^ caww'd >w< befowe >_> us -:33 That ÚwÚ gentweman of xDD Buckingham's. ^w^ In ÚwÚ pewson -I'll hear :33 his >_< confessions ;;w;; justify; -xDD And :33 point ^.^ by :33 point x3 the :3 tweasons of :33 his >_< mastew ->w< He UwU shaww again wewate. - -^-^ A noise :33 within, :3 cwying >_> 'Woom fow x3 the >_> Queen!' -Entew x3 the xDD QUEEN, UwU ushew'd ^.^ by x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SUFFOWK; ^.^ she ;;w;; knyeews. uWu The ;;w;; KING riseth -from :33 his state, UwU takes her up, ^-^ kisses ÚwÚ and :3 pwaceth her -^.^ by ^.^ him - ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Nyay, ^.^ we ^w^ must longer kneel: UwU I ^w^ am >w< suitow. ->w< KING. Awise, ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 pwace ^.^ by >_> us. >_> Hawf x3 youw >_> suit -xDD Nyevew xDD nyame to UwU us: xDD you uWu have half UwU ouw UwU powew. -uWu The othew >_> moiety ere xDD you ^w^ ask >_> is ;;w;; given; -Wepeat x3 youw :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 it. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Thank x3 youw >_< Majesty. -:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd wuv yourself, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that wuv -ÚwÚ Nyot unconsidered OwO weave x3 youw honour nor -uWu The dignity of x3 youw office, >_> is x3 the :33 point -Of x3 my ÚwÚ petition. ->w< KING. xDD Wady >_> minye, ^-^ pwoceed. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am OwO sowicited, nyot ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ few, -xDD And UwU those of true ^w^ condition, :3 that x3 youw subjects -^w^ Awe uWu in great >w< gwievance: there uWu have :33 been commissions -:3 Sent down ^-^ among x3 'em which hath >w< fwaw'd x3 the >_< heawt -Of aww uWu theiw OwO woyawties; wherein, awthough, -OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord Cardinal, ;;w;; they uWu vent xDD wepwoaches -:3 Most bittewwy on xDD you >_< as ^w^ puttew-on -Of these exactions, yet x3 the ^w^ King UwU ouw x3 mastew- ->_< Whose honour uWu Heaven OwO shiewd from soil!-even ^.^ he xDD escapes nyot -:3 Wanguage unmannerly; >w< yea, xDD such which >_< bweaks -uWu The >w< sides of OwO woyawty, ÚwÚ and almost >_> appeaws -^w^ In ÚwÚ woud rebellion. -NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ Nyot almost appeaws- -^.^ It xDD doth appear; for, ;;w;; upon these :3 taxations, -uWu The xDD cwothiews all, nyot able to ÚwÚ maintain -uWu The UwU many to them 'wonging, uWu have put of -uWu The UwU spinstews, carders, fuwwews, weavers, who -UwU Unfit fow othew :3 wife, OwO compeww'd ^.^ by :33 hungew -xDD And ^.^ wack of othew >_< means, uWu in despewate ^w^ mannyew -^w^ Dawing x3 th' event to x3 th' teeth, OwO awe aww uWu in upwoaw, -xDD And danger sewves ^-^ among OwO them. ->w< KING. Taxation! ->_> Whewein? ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> taxation? OwO My Lord Cardinal, ->_> You :3 that OwO awe x3 bwam'd fow >w< it :33 awike with us, -xDD Knyow xDD you of ÚwÚ this >_> taxation? -^.^ WOWSEY. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, -UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> but of :3 a :3 singwe ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ^.^ aught -Pewtains to x3 th' state, ÚwÚ and >w< fwont >_> but uWu in :3 that file -Whewe ;;w;; othews tell steps with x3 me. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Nyo, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ->_> You ^.^ knyow nyo ^.^ mowe than others! OwO But xDD you fwame -^w^ Things :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ knyown xDD awike, which OwO awe nyot whowesome -;;w;; To UwU those which ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ must -:33 Pewfowce be uWu theiw ÚwÚ acquaintance. ;;w;; These exactions, -:3 Wheweof x3 my suvweign ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 nyote, ;;w;; they OwO awe -:3 Most pestilent to x3 th' OwO heawing; ÚwÚ and to UwU beaw x3 'em -uWu The back >_> is sacrifice to x3 th' uWu woad. ^-^ They >_> say -^-^ They OwO awe :3 devis'd ^.^ by UwU you, ow >_> ewse xDD you suffew -Too x3 hawd >w< an ^-^ excwamation. ->w< KING. UwU Stiww ^w^ exaction! -uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :33 it? ^w^ In >_> what ;;w;; kind, >_> wet's knyow, -Is ÚwÚ this exaction? ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am much ^w^ too >w< ventuwous -^w^ In >_< tempting of x3 youw patience, >_> but ^w^ am bold'ned -;;w;; Undew x3 youw pwomis'd pardon. uWu The >w< subjects' grief -UwU Comes ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ commissions, which compews from >_< each -uWu The uWu sixth ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his ÚwÚ substance, to be ^w^ wevied -Without >_< deway; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< pwetence fow ÚwÚ this -Is nyam'd x3 youw UwU waws uWu in Fwance. This x3 makes bold UwU mouths; -UwU Tongues spit uWu theiw >_> duties ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and UwU cowd heawts UwU fweeze -:3 Awwegiance uWu in OwO them; uWu theiw cuwses nyow -Wive :3 whewe uWu theiw >_< pwayews ^.^ did; ÚwÚ and x3 it's come to pass -This tractable ^.^ obedience >_> is :3 a ;;w;; swave -;;w;; To >_< each uWu incensed :33 wiww. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> Highnyess -Wouwd UwU give >w< it ^w^ quick ;;w;; considewation, fow ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^w^ pwimew business. ->w< KING. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, -This >_> is OwO against UwU ouw pleasure. -^.^ WOWSEY. xDD And fow uWu me, -UwU I uWu have nyo further >_> gonye uWu in ÚwÚ this than ^.^ by -^-^ A :3 singwe voice; ÚwÚ and :3 that nyot :33 pass'd ;;w;; me >_> but -^-^ By :33 weawnyed :33 appwobation of x3 the uWu judges. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ am -uWu Twaduc'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ ignyowant tongues, which :3 nyeithew ^.^ knyow -OwO My faculties nor pewson, yet xDD wiww be -uWu The >w< chwonyicwes of x3 my >_< doing, wet ;;w;; me >_> say -'Tis >_> but x3 the fate of pwace, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO wough bwake -:33 That viwtue ^w^ must OwO go thwough. We ^w^ must nyot ÚwÚ stint -Our ^.^ nyecessawy ;;w;; actions uWu in x3 the feaw -;;w;; To cope :3 mawicious censurers, which OwO evew -;;w;; As rav'nous fishes UwU do :3 a vessel ;;w;; fowwow -:33 That >_> is ^.^ nyew-twimm'd, >_> but ^-^ benyefit nyo further -Than vainwy longing. >_> What ^.^ we ;;w;; oft UwU do ^w^ best, -^-^ By >w< sick intewpwetews, >_> once xDD weak onyes, >_> is -ÚwÚ Nyot >_> ouws, ow nyot allow'd; >_> what ^.^ wowst, >_< as ;;w;; oft -OwO Hitting :3 a gwossew :3 quawity, >_> is cried x3 up -For UwU ouw best act. ;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU shaww stand still, -^w^ In feaw UwU ouw >_> motion xDD wiww be mock'd ow :3 cawp'd :3 at, -We >_> shouwd OwO take ^.^ woot OwO hewe :3 whewe ^.^ we ^.^ sit, ow sit ->w< State-statues onwy. ->w< KING. ^w^ Things donye weww -xDD And with :3 a :3 cawe >_> exempt x3 themsewves from ^w^ feaw: -^w^ Things donye ^-^ without ^w^ exampwe, uWu in uWu theiw x3 issue -^w^ Awe to be fear'd. :3 Have xDD you :3 a xDD pwecedent -Of ÚwÚ this commission? UwU I :33 bewieve, nyot ÚwÚ any. -We ^w^ must nyot rend UwU ouw subjects from UwU ouw ^-^ waws, -xDD And OwO stick them uWu in UwU ouw :33 wiww. Sixth ÚwÚ pawt of :33 each? -^-^ A uWu twembwing >w< contwibution! Why, ^.^ we OwO take -Fwom every twee lop, bawk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 timbew; -xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ we OwO weave >w< it with :3 a x3 woot, OwO thus ^.^ hack'd, -uWu The ^w^ aiw xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink x3 the sap. ;;w;; To every >_< county -Whewe ÚwÚ this >_> is question'd >_> send UwU ouw x3 wettews with -Fwee UwU pawdon to >_< each x3 man :3 that >_> has >w< denyied -uWu The force of ÚwÚ this xDD commission. ÚwÚ Pway, wook tot; -UwU I put >w< it to x3 youw >w< cawe. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ [Aside to x3 the SECRETARY] ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -Let there be x3 wettews ^-^ wwit to every >w< shiwe -Of x3 the >_< King's xDD gwace ÚwÚ and pardon. uWu The gwieved >w< commons -:33 Hawdwy :33 conceive of me-wet >w< it be nyois'd -:33 That ^w^ thwough UwU ouw >_< intewcession ÚwÚ this revokement -xDD And UwU pawdon ^w^ comes. UwU I UwU shaww :3 anyon ;;w;; advise xDD you ->w< Fuwthew uWu in x3 the ^w^ pwoceeding. uWu Exit SECWETAWY - -Entew SURVEYOR - ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham -Is >w< wun uWu in x3 youw dispweasuwe. ->w< KING. ^.^ It grieves many. -uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is weawn'd ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most OwO wawe speakew; -;;w;; To ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< nyonye ^.^ mowe bound; :33 his >w< twainying xDD such -:33 That ^.^ he OwO may furnish ÚwÚ and instwuct great uWu teachews -xDD And >_< nyevew >_> seek fow >_> aid x3 out of himself. ÚwÚ Yet see, -x3 When these UwU so x3 nyobwe benyefits UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv -ÚwÚ Nyot weww uWu dispos'd, x3 the ^-^ mind >_< gwowing >_> once >w< cowwupt, -^-^ They turn to ^.^ vicious x3 fowms, ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe ugwy -Than OwO evew ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< faiw. This x3 man UwU so x3 compwete, -Who UwU was enroll'd ^w^ 'mongst OwO wondews, ÚwÚ and when :33 we, -Awmost with UwU wavish'd ^-^ wist'nying, couwd nyot find -ÚwÚ His >_> houw of ÚwÚ speech :3 a ^w^ minyute-he, x3 my UwU wady, ->_< Hath x3 into monstwous :3 habits put x3 the uWu gwaces -:33 That >_> once :3 wewe his, ÚwÚ and >_> is :33 become >_< as black -;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; besmeaw'd uWu in uWu heww. xDD Sit ^.^ by us; xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ heaw- -This UwU was :33 his ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in x3 twust-of ^.^ him -^w^ Things to strike honour OwO sad. x3 Bid ^.^ him ^w^ wecount -uWu The ^w^ fowe-wecited practices, xDD wheweof -We ;;w;; cannyot x3 feew ^w^ too UwU wittwe, hear ^w^ too :33 much. -^.^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and with bold ^w^ spiwit wewate >_> what UwU you, -:3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a careful uWu subject, uWu have collected -UwU Out of x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Buckingham. ->w< KING. ^w^ Speak x3 fweewy. -SUWVEYOW. ^.^ Fiwst, >w< it UwU was ^.^ usuaw with xDD him-evewy day -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ infect :33 his speech-that >_> if x3 the ^w^ King -Should ^-^ without x3 issue >_> die, he'ww carry >w< it UwU so -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the sceptre ÚwÚ his. ;;w;; These xDD vewy wowds -ÚwÚ I've heard ^.^ him :33 uttew to :33 his x3 son-in-waw, -Lord Aberga'ny, to ÚwÚ whom ^.^ by ^-^ oath ^.^ he xDD menyac'd -xDD Wevenge ;;w;; upon x3 the Cawdinyaw. -^.^ WOWSEY. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ^-^ nyote -This uWu dangewous OwO conception uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO point: -ÚwÚ Nyot friended ^.^ by :33 his wish, to x3 youw xDD high ÚwÚ pewson -ÚwÚ His xDD wiww >_> is UwU most mawignyant, ÚwÚ and >w< it stwetches -^.^ Beyond xDD you to x3 youw fwiends. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO My weawn'd Lord Cardinal, -Deliver aww with charity. ->w< KING. ^w^ Speak :3 on. -How >_< gwounded ^.^ he :33 his ;;w;; titwe to x3 the >_< cwown ->_> Upon UwU ouw fail? ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this :33 point x3 hast xDD thou heard ^.^ him -At xDD any time speak ÚwÚ aught? -SUWVEYOW. >w< He UwU was ^.^ bwought to ÚwÚ this -^-^ By :3 a :33 vain prophecy of uWu Nyichowas Henton. ->w< KING. >_> What UwU was :3 that :33 Henton? -SUWVEYOW. UwU Siw, :3 a x3 Chawtweux >_< fwiaw, -ÚwÚ His confessow, who ÚwÚ fed ^.^ him every minyute -With wowds of suvweignty. ->w< KING. How ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou :3 this? -SUWVEYOW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ wong >w< befowe x3 youw >_> Highnyess sped to >_< Fwance, -uWu The >w< Duke ^.^ being uWu at x3 the Rose, within x3 the x3 pawish -Saint >_< Wawwence Poultney, uWu did of ;;w;; me ;;w;; demand ->_> What UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ speech ^-^ among x3 the ^-^ Wondonyews -^w^ Concewnying x3 the OwO Fwench jouwnyey. UwU I replied -OwO Men feaw'd x3 the OwO Fwench ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv :33 pewfidious, -;;w;; To x3 the >_< King's danger. Pwesentwy x3 the >w< Duke -:33 Said uWu 'twas x3 the feaw ÚwÚ indeed ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he xDD doubted -;;w;; 'Twouwd ^-^ pwuv x3 the ^w^ vewity of xDD cewtain wowds -OwO Spoke ^.^ by :3 a >w< howy >w< monk x3 'that >_> oft' ;;w;; says ^.^ he ->_> 'Hath sent to uWu me, x3 wishing ;;w;; me to >_< pewmit -John UwU de UwU wa Car, x3 my ^-^ chapwain, :3 a UwU choice >_> houw -;;w;; To hear from ^.^ him :3 a ;;w;; mattew of x3 some >w< moment; -;;w;; Whom ÚwÚ aftew :33 undew x3 the ÚwÚ confession's UwU seaw ->w< He OwO sowemnwy xDD had sworn :3 that >_> what ^.^ he ^-^ spoke -OwO My chaplain to nyo creature UwU wiving >_> but -;;w;; To ;;w;; me >_> shouwd utter, with >_> demuwe :3 confidence -This >_< pausingwy ^w^ ensu'd: "Neither x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ nyow's >_> heiws, -Teww xDD you x3 the ;;w;; Duke, UwU shaww pwospew; bid ^.^ him strive -;;w;; To ^.^ gain x3 the wuv ^.^ o' x3 th' commonalty; x3 the >w< Duke -Shall >_< guvwn England."' ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww, ->_> You :3 wewe x3 the Duke's x3 suwveyow, ÚwÚ and wost x3 youw ^.^ office -On x3 the ^w^ compwaint ^.^ o' x3 th' tenyants. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ good :3 heed ->_> You :3 chawge nyot uWu in x3 youw UwU spween :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pewson -xDD And :33 spoiw x3 youw >w< nyobwew ^-^ souw. UwU I say, OwO take ^w^ heed; -Yes, UwU heawtiwy :33 beseech OwO you. ->w< KING. Let ^.^ him :3 on. -Go :33 fowwawd. -SUWVEYOW. On x3 my x3 souw, I'll speak >_> but truth. -UwU I told x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ^.^ by x3 th' >_> deviw's illusions -uWu The >w< monk ^w^ might be ^.^ deceiv'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu 'twas uWu dangewous -fow ^.^ him -;;w;; To >_< wuminyate on ÚwÚ this UwU so far, ÚwÚ untiw -^.^ It ÚwÚ fowg'd ^.^ him x3 some :33 design, ^w^ which, ^.^ being uWu bewiev'd, -^.^ It UwU was much ^.^ wike to xDD do. >w< He x3 answew'd 'Tush, -^.^ It ^.^ can UwU do ;;w;; me nyo >w< damage'; adding further -^.^ That, xDD had x3 the ^w^ King uWu in :33 his >w< wast sicknyess fail'd, -uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ÚwÚ and Sir Thomas >w< Wuvww's heads -Should uWu have >_> gonye off. ->w< KING. uWu Ha! x3 what, UwU so ;;w;; wank? Ah :33 ha! ->_> Thewe's ^-^ mischief uWu in ÚwÚ this man. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou >_> say further? -SUWVEYOW. UwU I ^-^ can, x3 my OwO wiege. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Pwoceed. -SUWVEYOW. uWu Being uWu at ^-^ Gweenwich, ->w< Aftew x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD had >w< wepwov'd x3 the >w< Duke -About Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^w^ Buwmew- ->w< KING. UwU I remember -Of xDD such :3 a time: ^.^ being x3 my sworn uWu sewvant, -uWu The >w< Duke wetain'd ^.^ him ÚwÚ his. OwO But on: >_> what >_< hence? -SUWVEYOW. :33 'If' quoth ^.^ he ÚwÚ 'I fow ÚwÚ this xDD had :33 been ^.^ committed- -;;w;; As to x3 the ^-^ Towew UwU I thought-I ^.^ wouwd uWu have pway'd -uWu The ÚwÚ pawt x3 my >w< fathew meant to ;;w;; act ;;w;; upon -xDD Th' usurper ;;w;; Wichawd; who, ^.^ being uWu at >_> Sawisbuwy, -Made >_> suit to come in's >_> pwesence, which >_> if ^-^ gwanted, -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU made ÚwÚ sembwance of :33 his >_< duty, ^.^ wouwd -:3 Have put :33 his knyife x3 into >_< him.' ->w< KING. ^-^ A giant twaitow! -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Nyow, UwU madam, OwO may :33 his >_> Highnyess ^w^ wive uWu in ^w^ fweedom, -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 man x3 out of UwU pwison? ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ God mend :33 aww! ->w< KING. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something ^.^ mowe ^.^ wouwd x3 out of >_< thee: >_> what ^w^ say'st? -SUWVEYOW. >w< Aftew ÚwÚ 'the >w< Duke :33 his ;;w;; fathew' with x3 the >_< 'knyife,' ->w< He ;;w;; stwetch'd :3 him, x3 and, with one uWu hand on :33 his x3 daggew, -ÚwÚ Anyothew ;;w;; spwead UwU on's UwU bweast, ^w^ mounting :33 his ^w^ eyes, ->w< He uWu did ;;w;; dischawge :3 a howwibwe ;;w;; oath, x3 whose ;;w;; tenyouw -Was, :3 wewe ^.^ he eviw >w< us'd, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^w^ outgo -ÚwÚ His >w< fathew ^.^ by >_< as much >_< as :3 a :3 pewfowmance -ÚwÚ Does >w< an irresolute puwpose. ->w< KING. >_> Thewe's :33 his period, -;;w;; To :3 sheath :33 his knyife uWu in >_> us. >w< He >_> is attach'd; -;;w;; Caww ^.^ him to xDD pwesent trial. ;;w;; If ^.^ he OwO may -UwU Find xDD mewcy uWu in x3 the waw, UwU 'tis ^w^ his; >_> if nyonye, -Let ^.^ him nyot seek't of >_> us. ^-^ By day ÚwÚ and night! -He's traitor to x3 th' >w< height. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD SANDYS - -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe x3 the spewws of Fwance >_> shouwd ^-^ juggwe -OwO Men x3 into xDD such ;;w;; stwange ^w^ mystewies? -^.^ SANDYS. xDD Nyew :33 customs, -;;w;; Though ;;w;; they be >_< nyevew UwU so widicuwous, -Nyay, wet x3 'em be ^-^ unmanwy, yet OwO awe UwU fowwow'd. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as UwU I see, aww x3 the ÚwÚ good UwU ouw :3 Engwish -:3 Have ^w^ got ^.^ by x3 the wate ^w^ voyage >_> is >_> but mewewy -^-^ A ;;w;; fit ow >w< two ^.^ o' x3 th' face; >_> but ;;w;; they OwO awe shrewd :33 onyes; -For when ;;w;; they howd 'em, xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw xDD diwectwy -^-^ Theiw xDD vewy :33 nyoses xDD had :33 been ;;w;; counsewwows -;;w;; To Pepin ow ÚwÚ Cwothawius, ;;w;; they >_< keep >w< state :3 so. -^.^ SANDYS. ^-^ They uWu have aww x3 nyew ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and :3 wame ÚwÚ onyes. x3 Onye ^.^ wouwd OwO take :33 it, -:33 That >_< nyevew saw x3 'em >_> pace x3 befowe, x3 the spavin -:33 Ow springhalt x3 weign'd ^-^ among ^.^ 'em. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Death! x3 my uWu wowd, -^-^ Theiw x3 cwothes OwO awe ÚwÚ aftew xDD such :3 a :33 pagan :3 cut >_> to't, -:33 That >_< suwe x3 th' uWu have wown x3 out Chwistendom. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS :3 WOVEWW - -How ^.^ nyow? ->_> What news, Sir Thomas >w< Wuvww? -^.^ WOVEWW. Faith, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I hear of >_< nyonye >_> but x3 the x3 nyew pwocwamation ->w< That's ^-^ cwapp'd ;;w;; upon x3 the court uWu gate. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> What :3 is't for? -^.^ WOVEWW. uWu The :33 wefowmation of UwU ouw ^w^ twaveww'd :3 gawwants, -:33 That ^w^ fiww x3 the court with quarrels, talk, ÚwÚ and UwU taiwows. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU 'tis :33 thewe. Now UwU I ^.^ wouwd pray UwU ouw monsieurs -;;w;; To think >w< an :3 Engwish couwtiew OwO may be >_< wise, -xDD And >_< nyevew >_> see x3 the ^w^ Wouvwe. -^.^ WOVEWW. ^-^ They ^w^ must ^-^ eithew, -For UwU so >w< wun x3 the conditions, OwO weave UwU those ^-^ wemnyants -Of >w< foow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ feathew :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ got uWu in >_< Fwance, -With aww uWu theiw ^.^ honyouwabwe x3 points of ÚwÚ ignyowance -x3 Pewtainying xDD theweunto-as >_< fights ÚwÚ and fiwewowks; -x3 Abusing xDD bettew ;;w;; men than ;;w;; they ^.^ can be, -UwU Out of :3 a :33 foweign :3 wisdom-wenyouncing x3 cwean -uWu The :33 faith ;;w;; they uWu have uWu in xDD tennyis, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; taww stockings, -Short ÚwÚ bwist'wed :3 bweeches, ÚwÚ and UwU those ^w^ types of travel -xDD And understand again ^.^ wike xDD honyest men, -:33 Ow OwO pack to uWu theiw ;;w;; owd playfellows. There, UwU I OwO take :33 it, -^-^ They may, ^w^ cum ^.^ pwiviwegio, ^-^ weaw OwO away -uWu The lag >w< end of uWu theiw >_< wewdnyess ÚwÚ and be >_< waugh'd at. -^.^ SANDYS. 'Tis time to UwU give x3 'em x3 physic, uWu theiw ^-^ diseases -^w^ Awe grown UwU so OwO catching. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> What :3 a ^-^ woss UwU ouw ^.^ wadies -Will uWu have of these ÚwÚ twim ^-^ vanyities! -^.^ WOVEWW. Ay, marry, ->_> Thewe xDD wiww be woe :33 indeed, lords: x3 the sly ^w^ whowesons -:3 Have ^w^ got :3 a ^.^ speeding twick to uWu way down wadies. -^-^ A OwO Fwench ÚwÚ song ÚwÚ and :3 a fiddle >_> has nyo UwU fewwow. -^.^ SANDYS. uWu The ^.^ deviw fiddle OwO 'em! UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ;;w;; they OwO awe ^-^ going, -For >_< suwe there's nyo :3 convewting ^.^ 'em. Now -^-^ An xDD honyest countwy uWu wowd, >_< as UwU I am, beaten -^-^ A ^-^ wong time x3 out of ^.^ pway, OwO may ;;w;; bwing :33 his :33 pwainsong -xDD And uWu have >w< an >_> houw of OwO heawing; x3 and, :33 by'w Lady, -Hewd :3 cuwwent uWu music UwU too. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Weww said, Lord Sandys; -uWu Youw cowt's ^.^ tooth >_> is nyot ;;w;; cast >_> yet. -^.^ SANDYS. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, -x3 Nyow UwU shaww nyot OwO whiwe UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< stamp. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Sir Thomas, -x3 Whithew :3 wewe xDD you :3 a-going? -^.^ WOVEWW. ;;w;; To x3 the xDD Cawdinyaw's; -uWu Youw OwO wowdship >_> is :3 a uWu guest UwU too. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_< O, UwU 'tis true; -This >w< nyight ^.^ he x3 makes :3 a :3 suppew, ÚwÚ and :3 a great one, -;;w;; To UwU many wowds ÚwÚ and ^w^ wadies; there xDD wiww be -uWu The beauty of ÚwÚ this :33 kingdom, I'll :33 assuwe OwO you. -^.^ WOVEWW. :33 That chuwchman bears :3 a ^.^ bounteous ^-^ mind :33 indeed, -^-^ A uWu hand >_< as :33 fwuitfuw >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ wand :3 that xDD feeds us; -ÚwÚ His dews faww :3 evewywhewe. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. No doubt uWu he's noble; ->w< He xDD had :3 a black xDD mouth :3 that uWu said othew of ^.^ him. -^.^ SANDYS. >w< He may, x3 my wowd; >_> has ^.^ whewewithaw. ^w^ In ^.^ him -Sparing ^.^ wouwd x3 show :3 a xDD wowse x3 sin than :33 iww doctrine: -OwO Men of :33 his uWu way >_> shouwd be UwU most liberal, -^-^ They OwO awe uWu set OwO hewe fow examples. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_< Twue, ;;w;; they OwO awe so; -OwO But x3 few nyow UwU give UwU so great ÚwÚ onyes. OwO My barge ^-^ stays; -uWu Youw OwO wowdship UwU shaww >_> awong. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good Sir Thomas, -We UwU shaww be wate ewse; which UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be, -For UwU I UwU was ^-^ spoke ^.^ to, with Sir Henwy OwO Guiwdfowd, -This >w< nyight to be comptrollers. -^.^ SANDYS. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ÚwÚ wowdship's. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The Presence >w< Chambew uWu in York :3 Pwace - -:3 Hautboys. ^-^ A UwU smaww tabwe :33 undew :3 a >w< state fow x3 the Cardinal, -:3 a longer tabwe fow x3 the guests. UwU Then enter >w< ANNyE ^w^ BUWWEN, -ÚwÚ and divers othew :3 WADIES ÚwÚ and UwU GENTWEMEN, >_< as :3 guests, uWu at one door; -uWu at anyothew doow enter ÚwÚ SIW OwO HENWY x3 GUIWDFOWD - -GUILDFORD. Ladies, :3 a general wewcome from :33 his Gwace -Sawutes OwO ye aww; ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he ÚwÚ dedicates -;;w;; To >w< faiw :3 content ÚwÚ and OwO you. ^-^ Nyonye UwU hewe, ^.^ he hopes, -^w^ In aww ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe ;;w;; bevy, >_> has ^.^ bwought with her -x3 Onye :3 cawe abwoad; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww >_< as ^.^ mewwy -As, ÚwÚ fiwst, ÚwÚ good xDD company, ÚwÚ good wine, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wewcome, -UwU Can >_< make ÚwÚ good ^-^ peopwe. - -Entew >w< WOWD OwO CHAMBEWWAIN, >w< WOWD SANDYS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW -THOMAS :3 WOVEWW - ->_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; y'awe OwO tawdy, -uWu The xDD vewy xDD thought of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_< company -OwO Cwapp'd x3 wings to x3 me. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> You OwO awe >_> young, Sir ÚwÚ Hawwy Guiwdfowd. -^.^ SANDYS. Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, xDD had x3 the Cardinal -OwO But half x3 my uWu way >_< thoughts uWu in :3 him, x3 some of these -Should find :3 a wunnying :33 banquet ere ;;w;; they UwU wested -UwU I think ^.^ wouwd xDD bettew uWu pwease ^.^ 'em. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, -^-^ They OwO awe :3 a x3 sweet >w< society of >w< faiw ÚwÚ onyes. -^.^ WOVEWW. x3 O :3 that x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 wewe >_> but nyow confessor -;;w;; To one ow >w< two of UwU these! -^.^ SANDYS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I were; -^-^ They >_> shouwd find ^w^ easy penyance. -^.^ WOVEWW. Faith, >w< how xDD easy? -^.^ SANDYS. ;;w;; As ^w^ easy >_< as :3 a down x3 bed ^.^ wouwd UwU affowd :3 it. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 wadies, xDD wiww >w< it uWu pwease xDD you >w< sit? Sir ^w^ Hawwy, -:3 Pwace xDD you :3 that x3 side; I'll OwO take x3 the :3 chawge of UwU this. -ÚwÚ His Gwace >_> is ent'wing. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must nyot >_> fweeze: -Two x3 women pwac'd togethew x3 makes UwU cowd weather. -OwO My Lord Sandys, xDD you OwO awe one xDD wiww >_< keep x3 'em >_> waking: ->_> Pway sit ^-^ between these wadies. -^.^ SANDYS. ^-^ By x3 my ^w^ faith, -xDD And >_> thank x3 youw wowdship. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, x3 sweet wadies. ->_> [Seats >_< himsewf ^-^ between >w< ANNyE BULLEN ÚwÚ and anyothew ^w^ wady] -;;w;; If UwU I chance to tawk :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ wiwd, :33 fowgive OwO me; -UwU I xDD had >w< it from x3 my :33 fathew. -ANNE. Was ^.^ he mad, UwU siw? -^.^ SANDYS. >_< O, xDD vewy mad, :33 exceeding mad, uWu in wuv UwU too. -OwO But ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bite x3 nyonye; >w< just >_< as UwU I UwU do now, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd :3 kiss xDD you ÚwÚ twenty with :3 a >_< bweath. ^.^ [Kisses :3 hew] -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Weww said, x3 my OwO wowd. -So, nyow ;;w;; y'awe ^.^ faiwwy seated. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, -uWu The >_< penyance wies on xDD you >_> if these >w< faiw ^.^ wadies -ÚwÚ Pass OwO away frowning. -^.^ SANDYS. For x3 my xDD wittwe ÚwÚ cuwe, -Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. - -:3 Hautboys. Entew x3 CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, ^.^ attended; ÚwÚ and -UwU takes :33 his >w< state - -^.^ WOWSEY. Y'awe ;;w;; wewcome, x3 my >w< faiw guests. :33 That x3 nyobwe uWu wady -:33 Ow ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that >_> is nyot freely ^.^ mewwy -Is nyot x3 my :3 fwiend. >w< This, to :33 confiwm x3 my wewcome- -xDD And to xDD you all, ÚwÚ good health! [Drinks] -^.^ SANDYS. uWu Youw Gwace >_> is noble. -Let ;;w;; me uWu have xDD such :3 a >w< boww OwO may howd x3 my thanks -xDD And :3 save ;;w;; me UwU so much tawking. -^.^ WOWSEY. OwO My Lord Sandys, -UwU I ^w^ am beholding to OwO you. Cheer x3 youw ^.^ nyeighbouws. -Ladies, xDD you OwO awe nyot x3 mewwy. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ->_< Whose ;;w;; fauwt >_> is :3 this? -^.^ SANDYS. uWu The red winye xDD fiwst ^w^ must rise -^w^ In uWu theiw >w< faiw cheeks, x3 my wowd; xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have x3 'em -Talk >_> us to x3 siwence. -ANNE. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^.^ mewwy UwU gamestew, -OwO My Lord ^-^ Sandys. -^.^ SANDYS. Yes, >_> if UwU I >_< make x3 my play. ->_> Hewe's to x3 youw wadyship; ÚwÚ and >_< pwedge :33 it, UwU madam, -For UwU 'tis to xDD such :3 a xDD thing- -ANNE. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot x3 show x3 me. -^.^ SANDYS. UwU I told x3 youw Gwace ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd tawk x3 anyon. -[Drum ÚwÚ and twumpet. uWu Chambews dischawg'd] -^.^ WOWSEY. x3 What's ^-^ that? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Wook x3 out thewe, x3 some of uWu ye. uWu Exit :3 a SEWVANT -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> What warlike voice, -xDD And to >_> what ^w^ end, >_> is :3 this? Nyay, x3 wadies, feaw not: -^-^ By aww x3 the UwU waws of >w< waw ;;w;; y'awe ^w^ pwiviweg'd. - -^.^ We-entew SEWVANT - -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. How >_< nyow! >_> what is't? -SEWVANT. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe troop of stwangews- -For UwU so ;;w;; they x3 seem. xDD Th' uWu have left uWu theiw barge ÚwÚ and wanded, -xDD And ÚwÚ hithew ;;w;; make, >_< as great ambassadors -Fwom :33 foweign ;;w;; pwinces. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ Good Lord Chambewwain, -^w^ Go, UwU give x3 'em wewcome; xDD you ^.^ can speak x3 the OwO Fwench tongue; -xDD And pray receive x3 'em ;;w;; nyobwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conduct x3 'em -^.^ Into UwU ouw >_> pwesence, :3 whewe ÚwÚ this heaven of beauty -Shall shine uWu at full ;;w;; upon OwO them. ;;w;; Some >_< attend ^.^ him. -uWu Exit ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ attended. All >_< wise, ÚwÚ and :33 tabwes >w< wemov'd ->_> You uWu have nyow :3 a xDD bwoken banquet, >_> but we'll mend :3 it. -^-^ A ÚwÚ good digestion to xDD you aww; ÚwÚ and >_> once ^.^ mowe -UwU I OwO show'w :3 a wewcome on ye; wewcome all. - -:3 Hautboys. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, >_< as UwU maskews, -UwU habited ^.^ wike ÚwÚ shephewds, UwU ushew'd ^.^ by x3 the >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. -^-^ They pass xDD diwectwy >w< befowe x3 the CARDINAL, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwacefuwwy OwO sawute ^.^ him - -^-^ A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; company! >_> What OwO awe uWu theiw pweasuwes? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_< Because ;;w;; they speak nyo Engwish, OwO thus ;;w;; they pray'd -;;w;; To tell x3 youw >_> Gwace, :3 that, xDD having heard ^.^ by fame -Of ÚwÚ this UwU so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< faiw assembly -This >w< nyight to :3 meet UwU hewe, ;;w;; they couwd UwU do nyo UwU wess, -UwU Out of x3 the great wespect ;;w;; they UwU beaw to >w< beauty, -OwO But OwO weave uWu theiw flocks x3 and, :33 undew x3 youw >w< faiw x3 conduct, -Cwave OwO weave to x3 view these ^.^ wadies ÚwÚ and entweat -^-^ An >_> houw of :3 wevews with ^.^ 'em. -^.^ WOWSEY. Say, Lord Chambewwain, -^-^ They uWu have donye x3 my poor ;;w;; house >w< gwace; fow which UwU I x3 pay x3 'em -^-^ A thousand thanks, ÚwÚ and pray x3 'em OwO take uWu theiw xDD pweasuwes. -^w^ [They choose wadies. uWu The ;;w;; KING chooses >w< ANNyE ^-^ BUWWEN] ->w< KING. uWu The >_> faiwest uWu hand UwU I OwO evew touch'd! x3 O >w< beauty, -Tiww nyow UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew uWu thee! :33 [Music. :3 Dance] -^.^ WOWSEY. OwO My ^.^ wowd! -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Youw Gwace? -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Pway tell x3 'em OwO thus much from ;;w;; me: ->_> Thewe >_> shouwd be one amongst 'em, ^.^ by :33 his pewson, -uWu Mowe ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ this :33 pwace than >_< mysewf; to :33 whom, -;;w;; If UwU I >_> but UwU knyew :3 him, with x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and >_> duty -UwU I ^.^ wouwd suwwendew :3 it. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. -[He :3 whispews to x3 the ^w^ maskews] -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> What >_> say >w< they? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< Such :3 a one, ;;w;; they aww >_> confess, ->_> Thewe >_> is :33 indeed; which ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 youw Gwace -UwU Find ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww OwO take :3 it. -^.^ WOWSEY. Let ;;w;; me see, UwU then. [Comes from :33 his >w< state] -^-^ By aww x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO weaves, xDD gentwemen, OwO hewe I'll >_< make -OwO My royal >w< choice. ->w< KING. [Unmasking] ^-^ Ye uWu have >_> found :3 him, Cawdinyaw. ->_> You howd :3 a >w< faiw uWu assembwy; xDD you UwU do weww, OwO wowd. ->_> You OwO awe :3 a OwO chuwchman, or, I'll tell UwU you, Cardinal, -UwU I >_> shouwd OwO judge nyow unhappily. -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad -uWu Youw Gwace >_> is grown UwU so ^.^ pweasant. ->w< KING. OwO My Lord Chambewwain, -UwU Pwithee come >_< hithew: >_> what >w< faiw >_> wady's ^-^ that? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, Sir Thomas :33 Buwwen's -daughtew- -uWu The Viscount :33 Wochfowd-onye of her Highness' ^w^ women. ->w< KING. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, ^.^ she >_> is :3 a UwU dainty onye. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu heawt, -UwU I :3 wewe uWu unmannyewwy to OwO take xDD you x3 out -xDD And nyot to :3 kiss OwO you. ^-^ A :33 heawth, gentlemen! -Let >w< it OwO go wound. -^.^ WOWSEY. Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, >_> is x3 the :33 banquet ready -xDD I' x3 th' privy :33 chambew? -^.^ WOVEWW. Yes, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Youw >_> Gwace, -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, with UwU dancing >_> is :3 a xDD wittwe OwO heated. ->w< KING. UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too :33 much. -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Thewe's ^-^ fweshew air, x3 my uWu wowd, -^w^ In x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ chambew. ->w< KING. xDD Wead uWu in x3 youw x3 wadies, OwO ev'wy onye. ÚwÚ Sweet pawtnyew, -UwU I ^w^ must nyot yet ^w^ fowsake OwO you. :3 Wet's be ^-^ mewwy: -^-^ Good x3 my Lord Cardinal, UwU I uWu have half :3 a ^.^ dozen :33 heawths -;;w;; To ÚwÚ dwink to these >w< faiw x3 wadies, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU measuwe -;;w;; To lead x3 'em >_> once again; ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> wet's dweam -Who's best uWu in UwU favouw. Let x3 the uWu music :3 knyock :3 it. -^.^ Exeunt, with trumpets - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -UwU Westminstew. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew >w< two UwU GENTWEMEN, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Whithew OwO away UwU so fast? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_< O, ^w^ God :3 save ;;w;; ye! -Ev'n to x3 the x3 Haww, to hear >_> what UwU shaww :33 become -Of x3 the great >w< Duke of ^w^ Buckingham. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. I'll :3 save xDD you -:33 That wabouw, sir. ^-^ Aww's nyow donye >_> but x3 the ceremony -Of x3 bwinging back x3 the ^w^ pwisonyew. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Wewe xDD you OwO thewe? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, :33 indeed, UwU was ^.^ I. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Pway, speak >_> what >_> has ^w^ happen'd. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You OwO may guess quickly what. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Is ^.^ he >_> found xDD guiwty? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, :33 twuwy >_> is xDD he, ÚwÚ and condemn'd :33 upon't. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD fow't. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So OwO awe :3 a ^w^ nyumbew more. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. But, pray, >w< how :33 pass'd :33 it? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. I'll tell xDD you uWu in :3 a ^.^ wittwe. uWu The great uWu Duke. ->_< Came to x3 the bar; :3 whewe to :33 his ;;w;; accusations ->w< He pleaded still nyot x3 guiwty, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awweged -xDD Many ^-^ shawp weasons to :3 defeat x3 the law. -uWu The >_< King's attownyey, on x3 the >_< contwawy, -Uwg'd on x3 the uWu examinyations, ;;w;; pwoofs, OwO confessions, -Of divers >_< witnyesses; which x3 the >w< Duke desir'd -;;w;; To uWu have brought, viva ^-^ voce, to :33 his face; -At which appear'd OwO against ^.^ him :33 his x3 suwveyow, -Sir ^w^ Giwbewt Peck :33 his >_> chancewwow, ÚwÚ and John Car, -xDD Confessow to :3 him, with :3 that :3 deviw-monk, -Hopkins, :3 that UwU made ÚwÚ this >w< mischief. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That UwU was ^.^ he -:33 That ÚwÚ fed ^.^ him with :33 his >_> pwophecies? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The :33 same. -All these ^-^ accus'd ^.^ him >w< stwongwy, which ^.^ he >_> fain -Wouwd uWu have UwU fwung from him; >_> but ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he couwd x3 nyot; -xDD And UwU so :33 his ^-^ peews, ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this evidence, -:3 Have >_> found ^.^ him guiwty of xDD high :3 tweason. Much ->w< He ;;w;; spoke, ÚwÚ and learnedly, fow :33 wife; >_> but aww -Was xDD eithew uWu pitied uWu in ^.^ him ow forgotten. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Aftew aww uWu this, >w< how uWu did ^.^ he UwU beaw him-self -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ bwought again to x3 th' ^-^ baw to hear -ÚwÚ His knell wung ^.^ out, :33 his ^.^ judgment, ^.^ he UwU was stirr'd -With xDD such >w< an agony ^.^ he UwU sweat >_> extwemewy, -xDD And ^-^ something ^-^ spoke uWu in ^w^ chowew, :33 iww ÚwÚ and hasty; -OwO But ^.^ he UwU feww to >_< himsewf OwO again, ÚwÚ and sweetly -^w^ In aww x3 the xDD west ^w^ show'd :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe OwO patience. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU do nyot think ^.^ he OwO feaws death. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Sure, ^.^ he does x3 nyot; ->w< He >_< nyevew UwU was UwU so >_> womanyish; x3 the cause ->w< He OwO may :3 a xDD wittwe UwU gwieve at. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Cewtainwy -uWu The Cardinal >_> is x3 the >w< end of UwU this. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis :33 wikewy, -^-^ By aww conjectures: ÚwÚ fiwst, Kildare's ;;w;; attaindew, -UwU Then OwO deputy of ÚwÚ Iwewand, who remov'd, -^-^ Eaww Surrey UwU was sent thithew, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ haste :3 too, -Lest ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO hewp :33 his :33 fathew. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That twick of >w< state -Was :3 a >_> deep envious onye. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. At :33 his ^-^ wetuwn -No doubt ^.^ he xDD wiww :3 wequite :3 it. This >_> is :33 nyoted, -xDD And :33 genyewawwy: ;;w;; whoevew x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; favouws -uWu The Cardinal instantly xDD wiww find employment, -xDD And uWu faw enough from court UwU too. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. All x3 the >w< commons -Hate ^.^ him perniciously, x3 and, ^.^ o' x3 my OwO conscience, -^-^ Wish ^.^ him ;;w;; ten OwO fathom deep: ÚwÚ this >w< Duke >_< as much -^-^ They wuv ÚwÚ and >_> dote xDD on; caww ^.^ him ^.^ bounteous ;;w;; Buckingham, -uWu The mirror of aww ^w^ couwtesy- - -Entew BUCKINGHAM from :33 his arraignment, OwO tip-staves ->w< befowe him; x3 the axe with x3 the UwU edge uWu towawds him; ÚwÚ hawbewds -on >_< each x3 side; accompanyied with ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS -LOVELL, ÚwÚ SIW NyICHOWAS >_< VAUX, ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM SANDYS, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ common >_> peopwe, :33 etc. - -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO Stay thewe, ^w^ siw, -xDD And >_> see x3 the x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wuin'd x3 man xDD you speak uWu of. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :3 Wet's stand cwose, ÚwÚ and behowd ^.^ him. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. All ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, ->_> You :3 that OwO thus uWu faw uWu have come to pity uWu me, ->w< Heaw >_> what UwU I say, ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO go ^.^ home ÚwÚ and wose x3 me. -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this day weceiv'd :3 a UwU twaitow's ^.^ judgment, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that xDD nyame ^w^ must :3 die; ^w^ yet, heaven UwU beaw ^.^ witnyess, -xDD And >_> if UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO conscience, wet >w< it sink ;;w;; me -Even >_< as x3 the axe >_< fawws, >_> if UwU I be nyot faithful! -uWu The law UwU I UwU beaw nyo malice fow x3 my :3 death: ->_< 'T >_> has :33 donye, ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ pwemises, >_> but justice. -OwO But UwU those :3 that >_< sought >w< it UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ^.^ mowe Chwistians. -^w^ Be >_> what ;;w;; they :33 wiww, UwU I UwU heawtiwy :33 fowgive >w< 'em; -ÚwÚ Yet wet x3 'em wook ;;w;; they :3 gwowy nyot uWu in ^-^ mischief -x3 Nyow buiwd uWu theiw ;;w;; eviws on x3 the gwaves of great men, -For xDD then x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 bwood ^w^ must cwy OwO against ^.^ 'em. -For further >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd UwU I ^w^ nye'ew UwU hope -x3 Nyow xDD wiww UwU I >_< sue, awthough x3 the ^w^ King uWu have mercies -uWu Mowe than UwU I dawe >_< make x3 fauwts. >_> You x3 few :3 that :3 wov'd ;;w;; me -xDD And dawe be bold to xDD weep fow ;;w;; Buckingham, -ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and fewwows, ÚwÚ whom to OwO weave -Is >w< onwy UwU bittew to :3 him, >w< onwy ÚwÚ dying, -Go with ;;w;; me ^.^ wike ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews to x3 my ^w^ end; -xDD And >_< as x3 the ^-^ wong :3 divowce of steew ^w^ fawws on ;;w;; me -^-^ Make of x3 youw >_< pwayews one x3 sweet sacrifice, -xDD And lift x3 my :3 souw to UwU heaven. xDD Wead ;;w;; on, :3 a >_> God's nyame. -^.^ WOVEWW. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, fow chawity, -;;w;; If OwO evew xDD any malice uWu in x3 youw >_< heawt -^.^ Wewe >_< hid OwO against uWu me, nyow to :33 fowgive ;;w;; me >w< fwankwy. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, UwU I >_< as fwee :33 fowgive xDD you -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd be forgiven. UwU I :33 fowgive all. ->_> Thewe ;;w;; cannyot be UwU those numberless :3 offences -^w^ 'Gainst ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO take uWu peace with. No black :3 envy -Shall mark x3 my x3 gwave. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to :33 his Grace; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ he speak of ;;w;; Buckingham, pray tell ^.^ him ->_> You >w< met ^.^ him half uWu in UwU heaven. OwO My x3 vows ÚwÚ and >_< pwayews -ÚwÚ Yet OwO awe x3 the :33 King's, x3 and, >w< tiww x3 my :3 souw forsake, -Shall cwy fow bwessings on ^.^ him. ^-^ May ^.^ he ^w^ wive -Wongew than UwU I uWu have time to tell :33 his uWu yeaws; -^w^ Evew ÚwÚ bewov'd ÚwÚ and >w< woving OwO may :33 his UwU wuwe be; -xDD And when ;;w;; owd time Shall lead ^.^ him to :33 his ^w^ end, ->_< Goodnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ fiww x3 up one xDD monyument! -^.^ WOVEWW. ;;w;; To x3 th' UwU watew x3 side UwU I ^w^ must ÚwÚ conduct x3 youw Grace; -UwU Then UwU give x3 my :3 chawge x3 up to Sir uWu Nyichowas >_< Vaux, -Who undewtakes xDD you to x3 youw OwO end. -UwU VAUX. Pwepawe uWu thewe; -uWu The >w< Duke >_> is >w< coming; >_> see x3 the barge be weady; -xDD And ;;w;; fit >w< it with xDD such xDD fuwnyituwe >_< as ^w^ suits -uWu The :33 gweatnyess of :33 his person. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Nyay, Sir ^w^ Nyichowas, -Let >w< it ^.^ awonye; x3 my >w< state nyow xDD wiww >_> but ÚwÚ mock x3 me. -x3 When UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew UwU I UwU was Lord xDD High uWu Constabwe -xDD And >w< Duke of uWu Buckingham; now, poor Edward OwO Bohun. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am xDD wichew than x3 my UwU base accusers -:33 That >_< nyevew UwU knyew >_> what uWu twuth meant; UwU I nyow UwU seaw uWu it; -xDD And with :3 that :3 bwood xDD wiww >_< make x3 'em one day gwoan xDD fowt. -OwO My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, Henwy of ;;w;; Buckingham, -Who xDD fiwst >_> wais'd >_> head OwO against usuwping ^.^ Wichawd, -Flying fow succouw to :33 his xDD sewvant Banister, -uWu Being >_< distwess'd, UwU was ^.^ by :3 that uWu wwetch betray'd -xDD And ^-^ without uWu twiaw :3 feww; >_> God's uWu peace be with x3 him! -Henwy x3 the >_< Seventh succeeding, :33 twuwy :3 pitying -OwO My father's woss, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU most royal >_< pwince, -Westow'd ;;w;; me to x3 my honours, ÚwÚ and x3 out of ruins -Made x3 my xDD nyame >_> once ^.^ mowe noble. Now :33 his x3 son, -Henwy x3 the UwU Eighth, :3 wife, honyouw, :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and aww -:33 That UwU made ;;w;; me UwU happy, uWu at one ^w^ stwoke >_> has :33 taken -For OwO evew from x3 the wowwd. UwU I xDD had x3 my OwO twiaw, -xDD And ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> say :3 a x3 nyobwe onye; which x3 makes ;;w;; me -^-^ A xDD wittwe uWu happiew than x3 my wwetched father; -ÚwÚ Yet OwO thus uWu faw ^.^ we OwO awe one uWu in fortunes: both -Feww ^.^ by UwU ouw x3 sewvants, ^.^ by UwU those ;;w;; men ^.^ we :3 wov'd :3 most- -^-^ A UwU most unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and faithless service. -uWu Heaven >_> has >w< an >w< end uWu in all. Yet, xDD you :3 that hear uWu me, -This from :3 a dying x3 man receive >_< as UwU cewtain: -Whewe xDD you OwO awe xDD wibewaw of x3 youw loves ÚwÚ and OwO counsews, -^w^ Be >_< suwe xDD you be nyot loose; fow UwU those xDD you >_< make ^w^ fwiends -xDD And UwU give x3 youw heawts ^.^ to, when ;;w;; they >_> once >_> pewceive -uWu The least :3 wub uWu in x3 youw fortunes, faww OwO away -Wike UwU watew from :3 ye, >_< nyevew >_> found again -OwO But :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> mean to sink uWu ye. All ÚwÚ good >_> peopwe, ->_> Pway fow me! UwU I ^w^ must nyow ^w^ fowsake ye; x3 the >w< wast >_> houw -Of x3 my ^-^ wong ÚwÚ weawy >w< wife >_> is come ;;w;; upon x3 me. -Farewell; -xDD And when xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> say ^-^ something :3 that >_> is :3 sad, -^w^ Speak >w< how UwU I x3 feww. UwU I uWu have donye; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! -Exeunt BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and twain -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is full of ^.^ pity! UwU Siw, >w< it calls, -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too UwU many cuwses on uWu theiw heads -:33 That :3 wewe x3 the x3 authows. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; If x3 the >w< Duke be guiwtwess, -'Tis full of >w< woe; yet UwU I ^.^ can UwU give xDD you ^-^ inkwing -Of >w< an ;;w;; ensuing x3 eviw, >_> if >w< it ^.^ faww, -:3 Gweatew than UwU this. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Good ^-^ angews >_< keep >w< it from ÚwÚ us! ->_> What OwO may >w< it :3 be? >_> You UwU do nyot doubt x3 my ^w^ faith, UwU siw? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. This secret >_> is UwU so ^.^ weighty, 'twill xDD wequiwe -^-^ A >w< stwong :33 faith to :33 conceaw :3 it. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Let ;;w;; me uWu have uWu it; -UwU I UwU do nyot tawk :33 much. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ^w^ am :33 confident. ->_> You UwU shaww, sir. Did xDD you nyot of wate OwO days hear -^-^ A ^-^ buzzing of :3 a uWu sepawation -Between x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Kathawinye? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, >_> but >w< it hewd x3 nyot; -For when x3 the ^w^ King >_> once heard :33 it, x3 out of ÚwÚ angew ->w< He sent ÚwÚ command to x3 the Lord Mayow ^w^ stwaight -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop x3 the >_< wumouw ÚwÚ and allay UwU those tongues -:33 That x3 duwst UwU dispewse :3 it. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But :3 that slander, ^w^ siw, -Is >_> found :3 a uWu twuth >_< nyow; fow >w< it gwows again -^-^ Fweshew than ;;w;; e'ew >w< it UwU was, ÚwÚ and hewd fow xDD cewtain -uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww venture uWu at :3 it. ^-^ Eithew x3 the Cardinal -:33 Ow x3 some about ^.^ him nyeaw have, x3 out of malice -;;w;; To x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 Queen, >_< possess'd ^.^ him with :3 a :33 scwupwe -:33 That xDD wiww undo her. ;;w;; To :33 confiwm ÚwÚ this :3 too, -Cardinal x3 Campeius >_> is ^-^ awwiv'd ÚwÚ and x3 watewy; -;;w;; As aww >_< think, fow ÚwÚ this business. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis x3 the Cardinal; -xDD And mewewy to xDD wevenge ^.^ him on x3 the >_> Empewow -For nyot ^-^ bestowing on ^.^ him uWu at :33 his asking -uWu The ^.^ awchbishopwic of >_> Towedo, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 puwpos'd. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I think xDD you uWu have ;;w;; hit x3 the mark; >_> but :3 is't -nyot UwU cwuew -:33 That ^.^ she >_> shouwd x3 feew x3 the ^-^ smawt of :3 this? uWu The Cardinal -Will uWu have :33 his :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^w^ must UwU faww. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >_< woefuw. -We OwO awe ^w^ too open OwO hewe to awgue >_< this; -:3 Wet's think uWu in >_> pwivate more. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN weading ÚwÚ this >_> wettew - -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< 'My uWu wowd, -'The :3 howses x3 youw OwO wowdship sent for, with aww x3 the :3 cawe -:33 had, UwU I saw weww :3 chosen, ridden, ÚwÚ and OwO fuwnyish'd. ^-^ They :3 wewe -xDD young ÚwÚ and handsome, ÚwÚ and of x3 the best breed uWu in x3 the nyowth. -x3 When ;;w;; they :3 wewe ready to uWu set x3 out fow Wondon, :3 a x3 man of -x3 my Lord Cardinal's, ^.^ by xDD commission, ÚwÚ and :33 main x3 powew, >_> took -x3 'em from uWu me, with ÚwÚ this weason: :33 his >_< mastew ^.^ wouwd be sewv'd ->w< befowe :3 a uWu subject, >_> if nyot >w< befowe x3 the uWu King; which ;;w;; stopp'd -UwU ouw ^w^ mouths, xDD siw.' - -UwU I feaw ^.^ he xDD wiww indeed. xDD Weww, wet ^.^ him uWu have OwO them. ->w< He xDD wiww uWu have all, UwU I UwU think. - -Entew to x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK - -NyOWFOWK. Weww :3 met, x3 my Lord Chamberlain. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^-^ Good day to both x3 youw ^-^ Gwaces. -x3 SUFFOWK. How >_> is x3 the ^w^ King UwU empwoy'd? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU I left ^.^ him pwivate, -Full of >_> sad >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and twoubwes. -NyOWFOWK. x3 What's x3 the ^w^ cause? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems x3 the ^.^ mawwiage with :33 his brother's >w< wife -x3 Has x3 cwept ^w^ too nyeaw :33 his ^w^ conscience. -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Nyo, :33 his >_> conscience -x3 Has x3 cwept ^w^ too nyeaw anyothew >_> wady. -NyOWFOWK. 'Tis so; -This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's ^w^ doing; x3 the King-Cawdinyaw, -:33 That ^w^ bwind ;;w;; pwiest, ^.^ wike x3 the eldest >_< son of fowtunye, -Tuwns >_> what ^.^ he list. uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww ^.^ knyow ^.^ him one x3 day. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he :33 do! ^-^ He'ww >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow >_< himsewf ewse. -NyOWFOWK. How ^-^ howiwy ^.^ he wowks uWu in aww :33 his businyess! -xDD And with >_> what >w< zeaw! For, nyow ^.^ he >_> has >_< cwack'd x3 the :33 weague -Between >_> us ÚwÚ and x3 the Empewow, x3 the Queen's great nephew, ->w< He ^w^ dives x3 into x3 the >_< King's :3 souw ÚwÚ and there scattews -UwU Dangews, doubts, ^-^ wwinging of x3 the OwO conscience, -Feaws, ÚwÚ and xDD despaiws-and aww these fow :33 his mawwiage; -xDD And x3 out of aww these to restore x3 the OwO King, ->w< He uWu counsews :3 a ^w^ divowce, :3 a ^-^ woss of her -:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a jewel >_> has UwU hung ÚwÚ twenty years -About :33 his neck, yet >_< nyevew wost her ^w^ wustwe; -Of her :3 that loves ^.^ him with :3 that excewwence -:33 That ^-^ angews wuv ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men x3 with; even of her -^.^ That, when x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^w^ stwoke of :3 fowtunye >_< fawws, -Will ;;w;; bwess x3 the ^w^ King-and >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this course ÚwÚ pious? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Heaven >_< keep ;;w;; me from xDD such >_< counsew! 'Tis UwU most true -;;w;; These nyews OwO awe >_< evewywhewe; every >_> tongue xDD speaks 'em, -xDD And every true >_< heawt ^.^ weeps fow :3 't. All :3 that dawe -Wook x3 into these affairs >_> see ÚwÚ this :33 main end- -uWu The OwO Fwench >_< King's sister. uWu Heaven xDD wiww one day open -uWu The >_< King's ^w^ eyes, :3 that UwU so ^-^ wong uWu have slept ;;w;; upon -This bold :33 bad man. -x3 SUFFOWK. xDD And fwee >_> us from :33 his slavery. -NyOWFOWK. We xDD had >_< nyeed pray, ÚwÚ and UwU heawtiwy, fow UwU ouw >_< dewivewance; -:33 Ow ÚwÚ this >_> impewious x3 man xDD wiww ^.^ wowk >_> us >w< an -Fwom pwinces x3 into ^-^ pages. All men's honyouws -Lie ^.^ wike one wump >w< befowe :3 him, to be uWu fashion'd -^.^ Into >_> what ^w^ pitch ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwease. -x3 SUFFOWK. For uWu me, x3 my wowds, -UwU I wuv ^.^ him >_> nyot, nor feaw UwU him-thewe's x3 my UwU cweed; -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am UwU made ^-^ without :3 him, UwU so I'll x3 stand, -;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King pwease; :33 his cuwses ÚwÚ and :33 his bwessings -Touch ;;w;; me alike; x3 th' OwO awe UwU bweath UwU I nyot ^-^ bewieve ^.^ in. -UwU I UwU knyew :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow him; UwU so UwU I OwO weave ^.^ him -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that UwU made ^.^ him proud-the >_> Pope. -NyOWFOWK. :3 Wet's UwU in; -xDD And with x3 some othew business put x3 the ^w^ King -Fwom these >_> sad >_< thoughts :3 that ^.^ wowk ^w^ too much ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -OwO My uWu wowd, you'ww UwU beaw >_> us :3 company? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Excuse uWu me, -uWu The ^w^ King >_> has sent ;;w;; me >_> othewwhewe; >_< besides, -You'll find :3 a UwU most ^-^ unfit time to ^.^ distuwb ^.^ him. -:3 Heawth to x3 youw wowdships! -NyOWFOWK. >_< Thanks, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Chamberlain. -uWu Exit >w< WOWD CHAMBEWWAIN; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ dwaws -x3 the ^-^ cuwtain ÚwÚ and >_> sits weading ;;w;; pensivewy -x3 SUFFOWK. How >_> sad ^.^ he looks; x3 suwe, ^.^ he >_> is much afflicted. ->w< KING. Who's thewe, ^.^ ha? -NyOWFOWK. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he be nyot >w< angwy. -;;w;; KING xDD HENWY. Who's thewe, UwU I ^.^ say? How dawe xDD you thwust youwsewves -^.^ Into x3 my >_> pwivate meditations? -Who ^w^ am I, ^.^ ha? -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ A >_> gwacious x3 king :3 that ^-^ pawdons aww :3 offences -Malice ^w^ nye'ew >_< meant. Our ^w^ bweach of >_> duty ÚwÚ this uWu way -Is business of x3 estate, uWu in which ^.^ we come -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 youw royal pleasure. ->w< KING. ^-^ Ye OwO awe ^w^ too bowd. -Go >w< to; I'll >_< make OwO ye ^.^ knyow x3 youw times of business. -Is ÚwÚ this >w< an >_> houw fow :33 tempowaw ^-^ affaiws, ^.^ ha? - -Entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and CAMPEIUS with :3 a OwO commission - -Who's OwO thewe? OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? x3 O x3 my x3 Wowsey, -uWu The :33 quiet of x3 my wounded OwO conscience, -^.^ Thou awt :3 a >w< cuwe ;;w;; fit fow :3 a ;;w;; King. :33 [To >w< CAMPEIUS] uWu You'we -;;w;; wewcome, -:3 Most :33 weawnyed reverend ^w^ siw, x3 into UwU ouw >_> kingdom. -^w^ Use >_> us ÚwÚ and :3 it. :33 [To WOLSEY] OwO My ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, uWu have great :3 cawe -UwU I be nyot >_> found :3 a talker. -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU Siw, xDD you cannot. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace ^.^ wouwd UwU give >_> us >_> but >w< an >_> houw -Of >_> pwivate conference. ->w< KING. :33 [To ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and SUFFOLK] We OwO awe ^.^ busy; ÚwÚ go. -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to SUFFOLK] This priest >_> has nyo >_< pwide uWu in x3 him! -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to >w< NyOWFOWK] ÚwÚ Nyot to speak :33 of! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be UwU so >w< sick ^w^ though fow :33 his ;;w;; pwace. -OwO But ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot continue. -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to SUFFOLK] ;;w;; If >w< it UwU do, -I'll venture one :3 have-at-him. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ [Aside to >w< NyOWFOWK] UwU I anyothew. -Exeunt ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and :3 SUFFOWK -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Youw Gwace >_> has UwU given :3 a xDD pwecedent of ^.^ wisdom -Abuv aww >_< pwinces, uWu in ÚwÚ committing freely -uWu Youw :33 scwupwe to x3 the uWu voice of Chwistendom. -Who ^.^ can be angry ^.^ nyow? >_> What :3 envy :3 weach you? -uWu The ;;w;; Spanyiawd, tied ^.^ by :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw to hew, -:3 Must nyow >_> confess, >_> if ;;w;; they uWu have xDD any ^-^ goodnyess, -uWu The uWu twiaw >w< just ÚwÚ and noble. All x3 the xDD cwewks, -UwU I >_> mean x3 the :33 weawnyed onyes, uWu in Christian OwO kingdoms -:3 Have uWu theiw fwee ^-^ voices. ÚwÚ Wome x3 the nyuwse of ^.^ judgment, -UwU Invited ^.^ by x3 youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, hath sent -x3 Onye general >_> tongue >w< unto us, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ^w^ man, -This >w< just ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed ;;w;; pwiest, Cardinal ^.^ Campeius, -;;w;; Whom >_> once ^.^ mowe UwU I xDD pwesent >w< unto x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. ->w< KING. xDD And >_> once ^.^ mowe uWu in >_< minye :3 awms UwU I bid ^.^ him ;;w;; wewcome, -xDD And >_> thank x3 the >w< howy concwave fow uWu theiw :3 wuvs. -^-^ They uWu have sent ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a x3 man UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< wish'd ;;w;; fow. ->w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Youw Gwace ^w^ must >_< nyeeds OwO desewve >w< an strangers' wuvs, ->_> You OwO awe UwU so noble. ;;w;; To x3 youw Highness' uWu hand -UwU I xDD tendew x3 my UwU commission; ^.^ by x3 whose virtue- -uWu The court of ÚwÚ Wome :33 commanding-you, x3 my Lord -Cardinal of York, OwO awe OwO join'd with ;;w;; me uWu theiw xDD sewvant -^w^ In x3 the :3 unpawtiaw judging of ÚwÚ this business. ->w< KING. Two equal ^.^ men. uWu The xDD Queen UwU shaww be >_> acquainted -Fowthwith fow >_> what xDD you x3 come. :3 Whewe's Gardiner? -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> has awways :3 wov'd her -^w^ So uWu deaw uWu in >_< heawt nyot to UwU deny her :3 that -^-^ A OwO woman of less :33 pwace ^w^ might ^w^ ask ^.^ by ^.^ waw- -Scholars UwU awwow'd freely to awgue fow her. ->w< KING. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the best ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu have; ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ favouw -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that does >_> best. ^w^ God UwU fowbid ewse. Cardinal, -UwU Pwithee caww Gardiner to uWu me, x3 my x3 nyew secretary; -UwU I find ^.^ him :3 a ;;w;; fit UwU fewwow. uWu Exit ÚwÚ WOWSEY - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY with GARDINER - -^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ [Aside to >_< GAWDINyEW] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ hand: much -joy ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw to uWu you; ->_> You OwO awe x3 the >_< King's now. -GAWDINyEW. ^-^ [Aside to WOLSEY] OwO But to be :3 commanded -For OwO evew ^.^ by x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 whose uWu hand >_> has >_> wais'd x3 me. ->w< KING. :3 Come hithew, x3 Gawdinyew. :3 [Wawks ÚwÚ and whispers] ->w< CAMPEIUS. OwO My Lord of York, UwU was nyot one uWu Doctow Pace -^w^ In ÚwÚ this :33 man's :33 pwace >w< befowe him? -^.^ WOWSEY. Yes, ^.^ he uWu was. ->w< CAMPEIUS. Was ^.^ he nyot hewd :3 a :33 weawnyed man? -^.^ WOWSEY. Yes, :33 suwewy. ->w< CAMPEIUS. :3 Bewieve uWu me, there's >w< an :33 iww opinyion ;;w;; spwead >w< then, -Even of yourself, Lord Cawdinyaw. -^.^ WOWSEY. OwO How! Of me? ->w< CAMPEIUS. ^-^ They xDD wiww nyot OwO stick to >_> say xDD you envied ^.^ him -^.^ And, feawing ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< wise, ^.^ he UwU was UwU so virtuous, -^w^ Kept ^.^ him :3 a :33 foweign x3 man stiww; which UwU so >w< gwiev'd ^.^ him -:33 That ^.^ he wan ^-^ mad ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died. -^.^ WOWSEY. OwO Heav'n's uWu peace be with x3 him! ->w< That's Christian :3 cawe enyough. For UwU wiving uWu muwmuwews ->_> Thewe's pwaces of ^-^ webuke. >w< He UwU was :3 a x3 foow, -For ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyeeds be ^-^ viwtuous: :3 that ÚwÚ good fewwow, -;;w;; If UwU I ÚwÚ command :3 him, xDD fowwows x3 my appointment. -UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyonye UwU so nyeaw ewse. ;;w;; Weawn uWu this, brother, -We ^w^ wive nyot to be ^.^ gwip'd ^.^ by >w< meanyew ÚwÚ pewsons. ->w< KING. Deliver ÚwÚ this with ÚwÚ modesty to x3 th' ÚwÚ Queen. -uWu Exit GARDINER -uWu The UwU most UwU convenyient :33 pwace :3 that UwU I ^.^ can think of -For xDD such :33 weceipt of :33 weawnying >_> is Blackfriars; ->_> Thewe OwO ye UwU shaww :3 meet about ÚwÚ this ^.^ weighty x3 businyess- -OwO My x3 Wowsey, >_> see >w< it OwO fuwnyish'd. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, -Wouwd >w< it nyot UwU gwieve >w< an able x3 man to OwO weave -^w^ So x3 sweet :3 a bedfellow? But, OwO conscience, conscience! ->_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a xDD tendew ÚwÚ pwace! ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave her. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew >w< ANNyE BULLEN ÚwÚ and >w< an OLD :3 WADY - -ANNE. ÚwÚ Nyot fow :3 that >_> nyeithew. >_> Hewe's x3 the >_< pang :3 that >_< pinches: -ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess xDD having liv'd UwU so ^-^ wong with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -^w^ So ÚwÚ good :3 a uWu wady :3 that nyo >_> tongue couwd OwO evew -:33 Pwonyounce x3 dishonyouw of hew-by x3 my :3 wife, -:33 She >_< nyevew UwU knyew harm-doing-O, now, ÚwÚ aftew -^w^ So UwU many ;;w;; couwses of x3 the sun UwU enthwonyed, -UwU Stiww >_< gwowing uWu in :3 a ^.^ majesty ÚwÚ and pomp, x3 the which -;;w;; To OwO weave :3 a thousand-fold ^.^ mowe UwU bittew than -'Tis x3 sweet uWu at xDD fiwst t' :33 acquiwe-aftew ÚwÚ this pwocess, -;;w;; To UwU give her x3 the ^-^ avaunt, >w< it >_> is :3 a pity -Wouwd move :3 a ^.^ monstew. -OLD WADY. ^-^ Heawts of UwU most x3 hawd xDD tempew -:33 Mewt ÚwÚ and wament fow her. -ANNE. >_< O, >_> God's will! much xDD bettew -:33 She ^w^ nye'ew xDD had ÚwÚ knyown UwU pomp; ÚwÚ though't be ÚwÚ tempowaw, -Yet, >_> if :3 that quarrel, fowtunye, UwU do :3 divowce -^.^ It from x3 the >w< beawew, UwU 'tis :3 a sufferance >_> panging -;;w;; As :3 souw ÚwÚ and body's severing. -OLD WADY. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 wady! ->_> She's :3 a stwangew nyow ;;w;; again. -ANNE. ^w^ So much x3 the ^.^ mowe -:3 Must pity >_< dwop ;;w;; upon her. >w< Vewiwy, -UwU I >_< sweaw UwU 'tis xDD bettew to be ^-^ wowwy bown -xDD And ^-^ wange with humble livers uWu in :3 content -Than to be :3 pewk'd x3 up uWu in :3 a :33 gwist'wing grief -xDD And ^-^ weaw :3 a golden ;;w;; sowwow. -OLD WADY. Our :3 content -Is UwU ouw best having. -ANNE. ^-^ By x3 my troth ÚwÚ and xDD maidenhead, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a >w< queen. -OLD WADY. Beshrew uWu me, UwU I :3 wouwd, -xDD And venture >_> maidenhead fow UwU 't; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wouwd UwU you, -For aww ÚwÚ this :3 spice of x3 youw uWu hypocwisy. ->_> You :3 that uWu have UwU so >w< faiw parts of OwO woman on xDD you -:3 Have ^w^ too :3 a xDD woman's uWu heawt, which OwO evew yet -UwU Affected :33 eminyence, ^.^ weawth, >_< suvweignty; ->_< Which, to >_> say sooth, OwO awe bwessings; ÚwÚ and which ;;w;; gifts, -Saving x3 youw :33 mincing, x3 the ;;w;; capacity -Of x3 youw soft :3 chevewiw >_> conscience ^.^ wouwd receive -;;w;; If xDD you ^w^ might uWu pwease to stretch :3 it. -ANNE. Nyay, ÚwÚ good troth. -OLD WADY. Yes, troth ÚwÚ and troth. >_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a ^.^ queen! -ANNE. :3 Nyo, nyot fow aww x3 the ^w^ wiches :33 undew UwU heaven. -OLD WADY. 'Tis UwU stwange: :3 a thweepence uWu bow'd ^.^ wouwd uWu hiwe uWu me, -^-^ Owd >_< as UwU I am, to >_< queen :3 it. But, UwU I pray UwU you, ->_> What think xDD you of :3 a ;;w;; duchess? :3 Have xDD you x3 wimbs -;;w;; To UwU beaw :3 that woad of >_< titwe? -ANNE. :3 Nyo, uWu in truth. -OLD WADY. UwU Then xDD you OwO awe x3 weakwy >_> made. Pluck x3 off :3 a UwU wittwe; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a xDD young ;;w;; count uWu in x3 youw uWu way -For ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; bwushing x3 comes ;;w;; to. ;;w;; If x3 youw back -UwU Cannyot x3 vouchsafe ÚwÚ this buwden, UwU 'tis ^w^ too xDD weak -^w^ Evew to get :3 a uWu boy. -ANNE. How xDD you UwU do :33 tawk! -UwU I >_< sweaw again UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a >_< queen -For aww x3 the wowwd. -OLD WADY. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, fow xDD wittwe England -UwU You'd venture >w< an x3 embawwing. UwU I mysewf -Wouwd fow ^-^ Cawnyawvonshiwe, awthough there >_< wong'd -No ^.^ mowe to x3 th' >_< cwown >_> but x3 that. Lo, who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN - -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^-^ Good morrow, wadies. >_> What were't ^.^ wowth to ^.^ knyow -uWu The secret of x3 youw confewence? -ANNE. OwO My ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 youw :3 demand; >w< it :3 vawues nyot x3 youw x3 asking. -Our >_< mistwess' ^w^ sowwows ^.^ we :3 wewe pitying. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a ^-^ gentwe business ÚwÚ and >_< becoming -uWu The uWu action of ÚwÚ good ^w^ women; there >_> is UwU hope -All xDD wiww be well. -ANNE. >_> Nyow, UwU I pray :33 God, >_< amen! -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> You UwU beaw :3 a ^-^ gentwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ and >_< heav'nwy bwessings -Follow xDD such >w< cweatuwes. :33 That xDD you may, >w< faiw UwU wady, -uWu Pewceive UwU I speak ^w^ sincewewy ÚwÚ and xDD high >_> nyotes -uWu Ta'en of x3 youw UwU many viwtues, x3 the >_< King's ;;w;; Majesty -^-^ Commends :33 his ÚwÚ good opinyion of xDD you to UwU you, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ Does OwO puwpose honour to xDD you nyo less :33 fwowing -Than Mawchionyess of Pembwoke; to which >_< tide -^-^ A thousand ;;w;; pound :3 a >w< yeaw, >w< annyuaw xDD suppowt, -UwU Out of :33 his xDD gwace ^.^ he uWu adds. -ANNE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow ->_> What uWu kind of x3 my ^.^ obedience UwU I >_> shouwd tender; -uWu Mowe than x3 my aww >_> is uWu nyothing, nor x3 my >_< pwayews -^w^ Awe nyot wowds :33 duwy :3 hawwowed, nor x3 my wishes -uWu Mowe ^.^ wowth than :33 empty vanyities; yet >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and wishes -^w^ Awe aww UwU I ^.^ can wetuwn. Beseech x3 youw lordship, -Vouchsafe to speak x3 my thanks ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD obedience, -;;w;; As from :3 a ;;w;; bwushing handmaid, to :33 his Highness; ->_< Whose ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and xDD woyawty UwU I pray ;;w;; fow. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. Lady, -UwU I UwU shaww nyot fail t' approve x3 the >w< faiw conceit -uWu The ^w^ King hath of OwO you. :3 [Aside] UwU I uWu have >w< pewus'd her well: -^w^ Beauty ÚwÚ and honour uWu in her OwO awe UwU so >w< mingwed -:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have caught x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and who xDD knyows yet -OwO But from ÚwÚ this uWu wady OwO may proceed :3 a :33 gem -;;w;; To >_> wighten aww ÚwÚ this isle?-I'll to x3 the ^w^ King -xDD And >_> say UwU I ^-^ spoke with OwO you. -ANNE. OwO My :3 honyouw'd ^.^ wowd! uWu Exit >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN -OLD WADY. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it ^w^ is: see, uWu see! -UwU I uWu have :33 been ^w^ begging :33 sixteen years uWu in ^w^ couwt- -^w^ Am yet :3 a couwtiew beggawwy-nyow couwd -:3 Come xDD pat betwixt ^w^ too early ÚwÚ and ^w^ too wate -For xDD any >_> suit of x3 pounds; ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 O ^-^ fate! -^-^ A xDD vewy :33 fwesh-fish UwU hewe-fie, >_< fie, fie ;;w;; upon -This OwO compeww'd ^.^ fowtunye!-have x3 youw xDD mouth :3 fiww'd x3 up -^.^ Befowe xDD you open :3 it. -ANNE. This >_> is ;;w;; stwange to x3 me. -OLD WADY. How :33 tastes :33 it? Is >w< it >_> bittew? UwU Fowty pence, >w< nyo. ->_> Thewe UwU was :3 a uWu wady xDD once-'tis >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< stowy- -:33 That ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a queen, :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she >_> nyot, -For aww x3 the >_< mud uWu in :3 Egypt. :3 Have xDD you heard :33 it? -ANNE. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ pweasant. -OLD WADY. With x3 youw :33 theme UwU I couwd ->_> O'ewmount x3 the lark. uWu The Mawchionyess of >_> Pembwoke! -^-^ A thousand uWu pounds :3 a xDD yeaw fow puwe xDD wespect! -No othew ÚwÚ obwigation! ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, -:33 That ÚwÚ pwomises ^-^ moe ÚwÚ thousands: x3 honyouw's twain -Is longer than :33 his :33 foweskiwt. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this time -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw back xDD wiww UwU beaw :3 a :3 duchess. Say, -^w^ Awe xDD you nyot stronger than xDD you OwO wewe? -ANNE. ^-^ Good UwU wady, -^-^ Make >_> youwsewf >_< miwth with x3 youw xDD pawticuwaw >_> fancy, -xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me x3 out ^.^ on't. Wouwd UwU I xDD had nyo x3 being, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this OwO sawute x3 my :3 bwood :3 a xDD jot; >w< it >_> faints ;;w;; me -;;w;; To think >_> what :3 fowwows. -uWu The xDD Queen >_> is comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD fowgetfuw -^w^ In UwU ouw ^-^ wong OwO absence. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU do nyot ÚwÚ dewivew ->_> What OwO hewe >_> y' uWu have heard to her. -OLD WADY. >_> What UwU do xDD you think me? Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in Blackfriars - -UwU Twumpets, sennet, ÚwÚ and cownyets. Entew >w< two uWu VEWGEWS, with showt :33 siwvew :33 wands; -:3 nyext ÚwÚ them, >w< two SCRIBES, uWu in x3 the OwO habit of doctors; ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, -x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY ^.^ awonye; ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, x3 the :3 BISHOPS ÚwÚ OF >w< WINCOWN, UwU EWY, -ROCHESTER, ÚwÚ and SAINT x3 ASAPH; :3 nyext ÚwÚ them, with x3 some UwU smaww ÚwÚ distance, -xDD fowwows :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN :33 beawing x3 the puwse, with x3 the great ÚwÚ seaw, -ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's :33 hat; xDD then >w< two PWIESTS, :33 beawing >_< each :33 siwvew OwO cwoss; -xDD then :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN USHEW >w< baweheaded, accompanyied with :3 a ^w^ SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS -:33 beawing :3 a :33 siwvew UwU mace; xDD then >w< two ^-^ GENTWEMEN :33 beawing >w< two great :33 siwvew ;;w;; piwwaws; -ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, x3 side ^.^ by side, x3 the >w< two ;;w;; CAWDINyAWS, ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and >_> CAMPEIUS; ->w< two x3 NyOBWEMEN with x3 the xDD swowd ÚwÚ and mace. UwU Then enter x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN -ÚwÚ and uWu theiw trains. uWu The ;;w;; KING UwU takes :33 pwace :33 undew x3 the cwoth of ^w^ state; -x3 the >w< two CARDINALS sit :33 undew ^.^ him >_< as uWu judges. uWu The >w< QUEEN UwU takes :33 pwace -x3 some ^w^ distance from x3 the >w< KING. uWu The :3 BISHOPS :33 pwace x3 themsewves on >_< each x3 side -of x3 the xDD couwt, uWu in ^w^ mannyew of consistowy; bewow them x3 the SCWIBES. -uWu The ;;w;; WOWDS sit :3 nyext x3 the :33 BISHOPS. uWu The xDD west of x3 the ^.^ attendants stand -uWu in UwU convenyient order about x3 the stage - -^.^ WOWSEY. Whilst UwU ouw OwO commission from ÚwÚ Wome >_> is wead, -Let :3 siwence be commanded. ->w< KING. x3 What's x3 the ^w^ nyeed? -^.^ It hath xDD awweady ÚwÚ pubwicwy :33 been wead, -xDD And on aww >w< sides x3 th' ÚwÚ authowity allow'd; ->_> You OwO may xDD then ^-^ spawe :3 that uWu time. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Be't so; ^-^ pwoceed. -SCRIBE. x3 Say xDD 'Henwy ^w^ King of England, come x3 into x3 the x3 couwt.' -CRIER. Henwy ^w^ King of England, &c. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Hewe. -SCRIBE. x3 Say uWu 'Kathawinye xDD Queen of England, come x3 into x3 the x3 couwt.' -CRIER. ÚwÚ Kathawinye xDD Queen of England, &c. - -uWu The >w< QUEEN x3 makes nyo ÚwÚ answew, wises x3 out of her xDD chaiw, -xDD goes about x3 the xDD couwt, x3 comes to x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and knyeews -uWu at :33 his feet; xDD then xDD speaks - ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me >w< wight ÚwÚ and justice, -xDD And to bestow x3 youw pity on OwO me; fow -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a UwU most poor OwO woman ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu stwangew, -x3 Bown x3 out of x3 youw uWu dominyions, xDD having OwO hewe -No OwO judge indifferent, nor nyo ^.^ mowe assurance -Of equal ÚwÚ fwiendship ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwoceeding. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, -^w^ In >_> what uWu have UwU I uWu offended you? >_> What cause ->_< Hath x3 my >_> behaviouw UwU given to x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe -:33 That OwO thus xDD you >_> shouwd proceed to put ;;w;; me of -xDD And OwO take x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD gwace from me? uWu Heaven ^.^ witnyess, -UwU I uWu have :33 been to xDD you :3 a true ÚwÚ and humble :3 wife, -At aww times to x3 youw xDD wiww UwU confowmabwe, -^w^ Evew uWu in feaw to ÚwÚ kindwe x3 youw dislike, -Yea, x3 subject to x3 youw :3 countenyance-gwad ow sowwy -;;w;; As UwU I saw >w< it >_> incwin'd. x3 When UwU was x3 the >_> houw -UwU I OwO evew contradicted x3 youw ^.^ desiwe -:33 Ow UwU made >w< it nyot >_< minye xDD too? :33 Ow which of x3 youw ^w^ fwiends -:3 Have UwU I nyot >_> stwuv to xDD wuv, awthough UwU I UwU knyew ->w< He :3 wewe >_< minye enyemy? >_> What :33 fwiend of >_< minye -:33 That xDD had to ^.^ him deriv'd x3 youw ÚwÚ angew uWu did -Continue uWu in x3 my >w< wiking? Nyay, uWu gave ÚwÚ nyotice ->w< He UwU was from thence OwO dischawg'd? UwU Siw, caww to ^-^ mind -:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 youw >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ obedience -^w^ Upwawd of ÚwÚ twenty years, ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 been bwest -With UwU many x3 chiwdwen ^.^ by OwO you. If, uWu in x3 the course -xDD And xDD pwocess of ÚwÚ this time, xDD you ^.^ can wepowt, -xDD And ^-^ pwuv >w< it ^w^ too OwO against >_< minye honyouw, ^w^ aught, -OwO My :3 bond to wedlock ow x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and >_< duty, -^w^ Against x3 youw uWu sacwed pewson, uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, -Tuwn ;;w;; me OwO away ÚwÚ and wet x3 the fouw'st x3 contempt -ÚwÚ Shut doow ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU give ;;w;; me x3 up -;;w;; To x3 the shawp'st uWu kind of justice. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, -uWu The OwO King, x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, UwU was weputed fow -^-^ A >_> pwince UwU most prudent, of >w< an :3 excewwent -xDD And unmatch'd wit ÚwÚ and >_> judgment; OwO Fewdinyand, -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ King of UwU Spain, UwU was uWu weckon'd one -uWu The :33 wisest >_> pwince :3 that there xDD had x3 weign'd ^.^ by UwU many -^-^ A xDD yeaw befowe. ^.^ It >_> is nyot to be question'd -:33 That ;;w;; they xDD had gathew'd :3 a uWu wise council to them -Of every ^w^ weawm, :3 that uWu did debate ÚwÚ this business, -Who OwO deem'd UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage wawfuw. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU I x3 humbwy -Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, to ^-^ spawe ;;w;; me >w< tiww UwU I OwO may -^w^ Be ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in OwO Spain ^w^ advis'd, x3 whose counsel -UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ impwowe. ;;w;; If >_> nyot, :33 i' x3 th' xDD nyame of :33 God, -uWu Youw :3 pweasuwe be uWu fuwfiww'd! -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> You uWu have UwU hewe, UwU wady, -xDD And of x3 youw ^w^ choice, these reverend fathews-men -Of singular >_< integwity ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, -Yea, x3 the :33 ewect ^.^ o' x3 th' land, who OwO awe >_> assembwed -;;w;; To pwead x3 youw OwO cause. ^.^ It UwU shaww be >_< thewefowe bootwess -:33 That longer xDD you ^.^ desiwe x3 the xDD couwt, >_< as weww -For x3 youw UwU own :33 quiet >_< as to ^-^ wectify ->_> What >_> is unsettled uWu in x3 the ;;w;; King. ->w< CAMPEIUS. ÚwÚ His Gwace ->_< Hath >w< spoken weww ÚwÚ and justwy; OwO thewefowe, UwU madam, -x3 It's ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ this royal OwO session UwU do proceed -xDD And :3 that, ^-^ without delay, uWu theiw arguments -^w^ Be nyow ÚwÚ pwoduc'd ÚwÚ and heawd. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Lord Cardinal, -;;w;; To xDD you UwU I >_< speak. -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Youw x3 pweasuwe, :33 madam? ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Siw, -UwU I ^w^ am about to ^.^ weep; but, uWu thinking :3 that -We OwO awe :3 a queen, ow ^-^ wong uWu have ^.^ dweam'd >_> so, xDD cewtain -uWu The daughter of :3 a OwO king, x3 my ^.^ dwops of tears -I'll turn to OwO spawks of >_> fiwe. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Be patient >_> yet. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I ^.^ Wiww, when xDD you OwO awe humble; x3 nyay, >w< befowe -:33 Ow ^w^ God xDD wiww punyish x3 me. UwU I UwU do :33 bewieve, -Induc'd ^.^ by x3 potent circumstances, :3 that ->_> You OwO awe >_< minye enyemy, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 my challenge ->_> You UwU shaww nyot be x3 my ;;w;; judge; fow >w< it >_> is xDD you -:3 Have >_> bwown ÚwÚ this coaw betwixt x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and me- ->_< Which >_> God's :33 dew ÚwÚ quench! Therefore UwU I >_> say OwO again, -UwU I ;;w;; uttewwy abhow, >w< yea, from x3 my :3 souw -UwU Wefuse xDD you fow x3 my ^w^ judge, ÚwÚ whom yet >_> once ^.^ mowe -UwU I howd x3 my UwU most :3 mawicious foe ÚwÚ and think nyot -At aww :3 a :33 fwiend to truth. -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I UwU do pwofess ->_> You speak nyot ^.^ wike yourself, who OwO evew yet -:3 Have :33 stood to xDD chawity ÚwÚ and UwU dispway'd x3 th' UwU effects -Of uWu disposition ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and of ^.^ wisdom -^w^ O'ewtopping xDD woman's xDD pow'w. uWu Madam, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wrong: -UwU I uWu have nyo UwU spween OwO against UwU you, nor injustice -For xDD you ow ÚwÚ any; >w< how uWu faw UwU I uWu have ^.^ pwoceeded, -:33 Ow >w< how uWu faw further UwU shaww, >_> is wawwanted -^-^ By :3 a OwO commission from x3 the Consistowy, -Yea, x3 the whole >_> Consistowy of xDD Wome. >_> You :3 chawge ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> bwown ÚwÚ this coaw: UwU I UwU do UwU deny :3 it. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is pwesent; >_> if >w< it be ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ him -:33 That UwU I ^.^ gainsay x3 my OwO deed, >w< how OwO may ^.^ he ^-^ wound, -xDD And worthily, x3 my fawsehood! Yea, >_< as much -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have donye x3 my truth. ;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ knyow -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am fwee of x3 youw wepowt, ^.^ he xDD knyows -UwU I ^w^ am nyot of x3 youw wrong. Therefore uWu in ^.^ him -^.^ It wies to >w< cuwe uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cuwe >_> is to -:33 Wemuv these >_< thoughts from uWu you; x3 the which >w< befowe -ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess UwU shaww speak x3 in, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ->_< You, >_> gwacious UwU madam, to ;;w;; unthink x3 youw speaking -xDD And to >_> say UwU so nyo more. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 simpwe ^w^ woman, much ^w^ too xDD weak -;;w;; T' ;;w;; oppose x3 youw ;;w;; cunnying. Y'awe >_> meek ÚwÚ and >_< humbwe-mouth'd; ->_> You xDD sign x3 youw :33 pwace ÚwÚ and x3 cawwing, uWu in full ^.^ seeming, -With :33 meeknyess ÚwÚ and humility; >_> but x3 youw >_< heawt -Is cramm'd with >_< awwogancy, >w< spween, ÚwÚ and pwide. ->_> You have, ^.^ by :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and :33 his Highness' favouws, -Gonye swightwy ^-^ o'ew wow steps, ÚwÚ and nyow OwO awe UwU mounted -Whewe pow'rs OwO awe x3 youw ^-^ wetainyews, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wowds, ->_> Domestics to UwU you, serve x3 youw xDD wiww ^.^ as't uWu pwease -;;w;; Youwsewf pwonyounce uWu theiw ^w^ office. UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you ->_> You xDD tendew ^.^ mowe x3 youw >w< pewson's honour than -uWu Youw xDD high pwofession OwO spiwituaw; :3 that again -UwU I UwU do refuse xDD you fow x3 my OwO judge ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, -^.^ Befowe xDD you all, appeaw >w< unto x3 the :3 Pope, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing x3 my whole cause 'fore :33 his Howinyess -xDD And to be xDD judg'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. -x3 [She cuwtsies to x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and x3 offews to depart] ->w< CAMPEIUS. uWu The xDD Queen >_> is obstinate, -:3 Stubbown to justice, ^-^ apt to ;;w;; accuse :33 it, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ Disdainfuw to be ;;w;; twied >w< by't; UwU 'tis nyot well. ->_> She's x3 going xDD away. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Caww her ;;w;; again. -CRIER. ÚwÚ Kathawinye xDD Queen of England, come x3 into x3 the >_< couwt. -^-^ GENTWEMAN USHER. uWu Madam, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ caww'd back. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> What >_< nyeed xDD you ^-^ nyote :33 it? >_> Pway xDD you >_< keep x3 youw way; -x3 When xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; caww'd, wetuwn. Now x3 the Lord :33 hewp! -^-^ They ^-^ vex ;;w;; me x3 past x3 my OwO patience. >_> Pway xDD you pass :3 on. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< tawwy; no, nor OwO evew ^.^ mowe ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this business x3 my xDD appeawance >_< make -^w^ In xDD any of uWu theiw courts. Exeunt >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and her ^.^ attendants ->w< KING. Go >w< thy >w< ways, OwO Kate. -:33 That x3 man :33 i' x3 th' wowwd who UwU shaww wepowt ^.^ he >_> has -^-^ A xDD bettew :3 wife, wet ^.^ him uWu in >_< nyought be >_< twusted -For speaking UwU fawse uWu in x3 that. ^.^ Thou awt, alone- -;;w;; If >w< thy OwO wawe qualities, x3 sweet gentwenyess, -x3 Thy :33 meeknyess ;;w;; saint-wike, wife-wike guvwnment, -Obeying uWu in >w< commanding, ÚwÚ and >w< thy parts -Suvweign ÚwÚ and :33 pious else, couwd speak uWu thee :3 out- -uWu The >_< queen of ÚwÚ eawthwy uWu queens. >_> She's x3 nyobwe OwO bown; -xDD And ^.^ wike her true >_> nyobiwity ^.^ she >_> has -Cawwied herself uWu towawds x3 me. -^.^ WOWSEY. :3 Most >_> gwacious ^w^ siw, -^w^ In uWu humbwest ^w^ mannyew UwU I xDD wequiwe x3 youw >_> Highnyess -:33 That >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to declare uWu in hearing -Of aww these ears-for :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am wobb'd ÚwÚ and xDD bound, ->_> Thewe ^w^ must UwU I be :33 unwoos'd, awthough nyot there -At >_> once ÚwÚ and fuwwy satisfied-whethew OwO evew UwU I -Did broach ÚwÚ this business to x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ow -Waid xDD any :33 scwupwe uWu in x3 youw uWu way which ^w^ might -uWu Induce xDD you to x3 the ;;w;; question on't, ow OwO evew -:3 Have to UwU you, >_> but with thanks to ^w^ God fow xDD such -^-^ A royal UwU wady, x3 spake one x3 the least ;;w;; wowd :3 that ^w^ might -^w^ Be to x3 the ÚwÚ pwejudice of her xDD pwesent state, -:33 Ow :33 touch of her ÚwÚ good ^.^ pewson? ->w< KING. OwO My Lord Cardinal, -UwU I UwU do UwU excuse uWu you; >w< yea, ;;w;; upon >_< minye honyouw, -UwU I fwee xDD you fwom't. >_> You OwO awe nyot to be ÚwÚ taught -:33 That xDD you uWu have UwU many >_< enyemies :3 that ^.^ knyow nyot -Why ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> so, but, ^.^ wike to ^-^ viwwage xDD cuws, ->_> Bawk when uWu theiw ^w^ fewwows xDD do. ^-^ By x3 some of these -uWu The xDD Queen >_> is put uWu in OwO angew. Y'awe ^-^ excus'd. -OwO But xDD wiww xDD you be ^.^ mowe >_< justified? >_> You OwO evew -:3 Have >w< wish'd x3 the x3 sweeping of ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; >_< nyevew desir'd -^.^ It to be stirr'd; >_> but ;;w;; oft uWu have ^-^ hind'wed, :3 oft, -uWu The >w< passages UwU made toward :3 it. On x3 my honyouw, -UwU I speak x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Cardinal to ÚwÚ this UwU point, -xDD And OwO thus uWu faw ^-^ cweaw ^.^ him. >_> Nyow, >_> what x3 mov'd ;;w;; me >_> to't, -UwU I xDD wiww be bold with time ÚwÚ and x3 youw attention. -UwU Then mark x3 th' inducement. ^-^ Thus >w< it came-give :3 heed x3 to't: -OwO My >_> conscience xDD fiwst weceiv'd :3 a ;;w;; tendewnyess, -Scruple, ÚwÚ and OwO pwick, on xDD cewtain uWu speeches OwO uttew'd -^-^ By x3 th' >_> Bishop of Bayonne, xDD then OwO Fwench :3 ambassadow, -Who xDD had :33 been ÚwÚ hithew sent on x3 the UwU debating -^-^ A ^.^ mawwiage 'twixt x3 the >w< Duke of Owweans ÚwÚ and -Our daughter Mary. xDD I' x3 th' ^w^ pwogwess of ÚwÚ this business, -Ere :3 a :33 detewminyate :33 wesowution, xDD he- -UwU I >_> mean x3 the Bishop-did xDD wequiwe :3 a x3 wespite -^-^ Whewein ^.^ he ^w^ might x3 the ^w^ King :33 his ;;w;; wowd advertise -Whethew UwU ouw daughter :3 wewe wegitimate, -Wespecting ÚwÚ this UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage with x3 the ^-^ dowagew, -Sometimes UwU ouw brother's x3 wife. This x3 wespite >_> shook -uWu The ^w^ bosom of x3 my OwO conscience, entew'd uWu me, -Yea, with :3 a x3 spwitting x3 powew, ÚwÚ and UwU made to :3 twembwe -uWu The wegion of x3 my UwU bweast, which ;;w;; fowc'd xDD such uWu way -:33 That UwU many ^w^ maz'd considewings uWu did :33 thwong -xDD And OwO pwess'd uWu in with ÚwÚ this ^w^ caution. ^.^ Fiwst, >_> methought -UwU I :33 stood nyot uWu in x3 the ;;w;; smiwe of ^.^ heaven, who xDD had -x3 Commanded ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that x3 my >_> wady's womb, -;;w;; If >w< it conceiv'd :3 a male chiwd ^.^ by uWu me, >_> shouwd -Do nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; offices of >w< wife uWu to't than -uWu The :3 gwave does to x3 the UwU dead; fow her male x3 issue -:33 Ow >w< died :3 whewe ;;w;; they :3 wewe made, ow x3 showtwy ÚwÚ aftew -This wowwd xDD had ^-^ aiw'd OwO them. OwO Hence UwU I >_> took :3 a xDD thought -This UwU was :3 a ^w^ judgment on uWu me, :3 that x3 my :33 kingdom, -Weww ÚwÚ wowthy x3 the best heir ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, >_> shouwd nyot -^w^ Be gladded OwO in't ^.^ by x3 me. UwU Then xDD fowwows :3 that -UwU I x3 weigh'd x3 the danger which x3 my xDD weawms :33 stood uWu in -^-^ By ÚwÚ this x3 my UwU issue's fail, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu gave to ;;w;; me -xDD Many :3 a ;;w;; gwoanying thwoe. ^-^ Thus OwO huwwing uWu in -uWu The >w< wiwd sea of x3 my OwO conscience, UwU I uWu did steew -uWu Towawd ÚwÚ this ^.^ wemedy, whereupon ^.^ we OwO awe -Now xDD pwesent OwO hewe together; ^w^ that's to >_> say -UwU I meant to ^-^ wectify x3 my OwO conscience, which -UwU I xDD then uWu did x3 feew full :33 sick, ÚwÚ and yet nyot weww, -^-^ By aww x3 the reverend uWu fathews of x3 the ÚwÚ wand -xDD And ^.^ doctows >w< weawn'd. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU I began uWu in >_> pwivate -With UwU you, x3 my Lord of ÚwÚ Wincown; xDD you remember -How :33 undew x3 my oppwession UwU I uWu did ;;w;; week, -x3 When UwU I xDD fiwst x3 mov'd OwO you. -LINCOLN. Very weww, x3 my OwO wiege. ->w< KING. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke xDD wong; be pleas'd >_> youwsewf to >_> say -How uWu faw xDD you ^-^ satisfied x3 me. -LINCOLN. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, -uWu The ;;w;; question uWu did uWu at xDD fiwst UwU so ÚwÚ staggew me- -ÚwÚ Beawing :3 a >w< state of ^-^ mighty x3 moment OwO in't -xDD And >_> consequence of dwead-that UwU I >_> committed -uWu The dawing'st counsel which UwU I xDD had to doubt, -xDD And uWu did entweat x3 youw >_> Highnyess to ÚwÚ this course ->_< Which xDD you OwO awe wunnying hewe. ->w< KING. UwU I xDD then x3 mov'd UwU you, -OwO My Lord of Canterbury, ÚwÚ and ^w^ got x3 youw OwO weave -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent >_> summons. Unsolicited -UwU I left nyo reverend ÚwÚ pewson uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD couwt, -OwO But ^.^ by xDD pawticuwaw >_< consent >_< pwoceeded -;;w;; Undew x3 youw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and seals; OwO thewefowe, OwO go ;;w;; on, -For nyo :33 diswike :33 i' x3 th' wowwd OwO against x3 the ÚwÚ pewson -Of x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 Queen, >_> but x3 the ^-^ shawp >_> thowny x3 points -Of x3 my ÚwÚ awweged ^w^ weasons, drives ÚwÚ this :33 fowwawd. -^-^ Pwuv >_> but UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage lawful, ^.^ by x3 my >w< wife -xDD And >_> kingwy UwU dignyity, ^.^ we OwO awe UwU contented -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw UwU ouw :3 mowaw >w< state to come with hew, -ÚwÚ Kathawinye UwU ouw queen, >w< befowe x3 the :3 pwimest creature ->w< That's x3 pawagon'd ^.^ o' x3 th' wowwd. ->w< CAMPEIUS. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, -uWu The xDD Queen ^.^ being uWu absent, UwU 'tis :3 a needful ^.^ fitnyess -:33 That ^.^ we adjourn ÚwÚ this court >w< tiww further uWu day; -Meanwhile ^w^ must be >w< an xDD eawnyest >_> motion -Made to x3 the xDD Queen to caww back her appeaw -:33 She ^-^ intends >w< unto :33 his Howinyess. ->w< KING. :3 [Aside] UwU I OwO may >_> pewceive -;;w;; These cardinals xDD twifwe with x3 me. UwU I abhow -This >w< diwatowy sloth ÚwÚ and tricks of xDD Wome. -OwO My weawn'd ÚwÚ and >_> weww-bewuvd uWu sewvant, Cranmer, -UwU Pwithee wetuwn. With >w< thy appwoach UwU I ^.^ knyow -OwO My uWu comfowt x3 comes >_> awong. :3 -Bweak x3 up x3 the >_> couwt; -UwU I say, uWu set :3 on. Exuent uWu in ^w^ mannyew >_< as ;;w;; they UwU entewed - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The QUEEN'S >_> apawtments - -Entew x3 the >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and her UwU women, >_< as uWu at ^.^ wowk - ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^.^ Take >w< thy :33 wute, >_< wench. OwO My :3 souw gwows ->_> sad with :3 twoubwes; -:33 Sing ÚwÚ and UwU dispewse 'em, >_> if xDD thou >_> canst. Weave working. - -OwO SONG - -Owpheus with :33 his ^-^ wute UwU made trees, -xDD And x3 the OwO mountain >_< tops :3 that >_> fweeze, -Bow x3 themsewves when ^.^ he uWu did UwU sing; -;;w;; To :33 his uWu music x3 pwants ÚwÚ and fwowews -^w^ Evew ^w^ spwung, >_< as sun ÚwÚ and >w< showews ->_> Thewe xDD had UwU made :3 a :3 wasting ÚwÚ spwing. - -Evewy ^.^ thing :3 that heard ^.^ him ^.^ pway, -Even x3 the billows of x3 the :33 sea, ->_> Hung uWu theiw heads ÚwÚ and xDD then uWu way by. -^w^ In x3 sweet uWu music >_> is xDD such awt, -Killing :3 cawe ÚwÚ and grief of >_< heawt -Fall ;;w;; asweep ow hearing die. - -Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN - ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. How ^.^ nyow? -OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 the >w< two great Cardinals -uWu Wait uWu in x3 the pwesence. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Wouwd ;;w;; they speak with me? -OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They >_> wiww'd ;;w;; me >_> say >_> so, UwU madam. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> Pway uWu theiw OwO Gwaces -;;w;; To come ÚwÚ nyeaw. ;;w;; [Exit GENTWEMAN] >_> What ^.^ can be uWu theiw business -With uWu me, :3 a poor xDD weak ^w^ woman, fall'n from uWu favouw? -UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike uWu theiw :3 coming. Now UwU I think on't, -^-^ They >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ good men, uWu theiw affairs >_< as wighteous; -OwO But aww ^.^ hoods >_< make nyot :33 monks. - -Entew x3 the >w< two ;;w;; CAWDINyAWS, ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and CAMPEIUS - -^.^ WOWSEY. :3 Peace to x3 youw OwO Highnyess! ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu Youw OwO Gwaces find ;;w;; me OwO hewe ÚwÚ pawt of uWu housewife; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be all, OwO against x3 the worst OwO may ^w^ happen. ->_> What OwO awe x3 youw >_< pweasuwes with uWu me, reverend lords? -^.^ WOWSEY. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, x3 nyobwe UwU madam, to >_< withdwaw -^.^ Into x3 youw >_> pwivate chamber, ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU give xDD you -uWu The full cause of UwU ouw :3 coming. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Speak >w< it ^.^ hewe; ->_> Thewe's >_< nyothing UwU I uWu have donye ^w^ yet, ^.^ o' x3 my OwO conscience, ->_> Desewves :3 a ;;w;; cownyew. Wouwd aww othew x3 women -Could speak ÚwÚ this with >_< as fwee :3 a :3 souw >_< as UwU I :33 do! -OwO My wowds, UwU I :3 cawe not-so much UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ happy -Abuv :3 a xDD nyumbew-if x3 my ;;w;; actions -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; twied ^.^ by OwO ev'wy ;;w;; tongue, OwO ev'wy ^w^ eye saw 'em, -Envy ÚwÚ and UwU base opinyion uWu set OwO against 'em, -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< wife UwU so xDD even. ;;w;; If x3 youw business -;;w;; Seek ;;w;; me ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu way UwU I ^w^ am >w< wife x3 in, -UwU Out with >w< it boldly; uWu twuth loves open UwU deawing. -^.^ WOWSEY. Tanta ;;w;; est erga te xDD mentis integwitas, ^-^ weginya serenis-sima- ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, nyo Latin! -UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD such :3 a ^w^ twuant xDD since x3 my uWu coming, -;;w;; As nyot to ^.^ knyow x3 the language UwU I uWu have liv'd UwU in; -^-^ A ;;w;; stwange >_> tongue x3 makes x3 my cause ^.^ mowe >_> stwange, suspicious; ->_> Pway speak uWu in Engwish. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 some xDD wiww >_> thank UwU you, -;;w;; If xDD you speak truth, fow uWu theiw poor >_< mistwess' >_< sake: -:3 Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ she >_> has xDD had much wrong. Lord Cardinal, -uWu The wiwwing'st x3 sin UwU I OwO evew yet >_> committed -^-^ May be absolv'd uWu in Engwish. -^.^ WOWSEY. Noble UwU wady, -UwU I ^w^ am sowwy x3 my >_< integwity >_> shouwd ^-^ bweed, -xDD And OwO sewvice to :33 his ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and UwU you, -^w^ So >_> deep suspicion, :3 whewe aww :33 faith UwU was meant -We come nyot ^.^ by x3 the uWu way of :33 accusation -;;w;; To ^w^ taint :3 that honour every ÚwÚ good >_> tongue bwesses, -x3 Nyow to ÚwÚ betway xDD you xDD any uWu way to ^.^ sowwow- ->_> You uWu have ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; >_> but to ^.^ knyow -How xDD you stand >_> minded uWu in x3 the ^.^ weighty ^.^ diffewence -Between x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and to x3 dewivew, -Wike fwee ÚwÚ and xDD honyest men, UwU ouw >w< just OwO opinyions -xDD And UwU comfowts to x3 youw OwO cause. ->w< CAMPEIUS. :3 Most :3 honyouw'd UwU madam, -OwO My Lord of York, x3 out of :33 his x3 nyobwe nyatuwe, ->_> Zeaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience ^.^ he still bore x3 youw >_> Gwace, -^w^ Fowgetting, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ man, x3 youw wate UwU censuwe -UwU Both of :33 his uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >w< him-which UwU was ^w^ too far- ->_> Offews, >_< as UwU I UwU do, uWu in :3 a xDD sign of ÚwÚ peace, -ÚwÚ His OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 counsew. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To ÚwÚ betway OwO me.- -OwO My wowds, UwU I >_> thank xDD you both fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wins; -^-^ Ye speak ^.^ wike xDD honyest :3 men-pway ^w^ God OwO ye ^-^ pwuv so! -OwO But >w< how to >_< make OwO ye ;;w;; suddenwy >w< an ÚwÚ answew, -^w^ In xDD such :3 a :33 point of ÚwÚ weight, UwU so nyeaw >_< minye honyouw, -uWu Mowe nyeaw x3 my :3 wife, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, with x3 my xDD weak ^w^ wit, -xDD And to xDD such ;;w;; men of >_< gwavity ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, -^w^ In uWu twuth UwU I ^.^ knyow not. UwU I UwU was uWu set uWu at ^.^ wowk ->_> Among x3 my >_< maids, full UwU wittwe, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, ^w^ wooking -^-^ Eithew fow xDD such ;;w;; men ow xDD such business. -For her ÚwÚ sake :3 that UwU I uWu have UwU been-fow UwU I x3 feew -uWu The >w< wast ;;w;; fit of x3 my UwU gweatnyess-good x3 youw OwO Gwaces, -Let ;;w;; me uWu have time ÚwÚ and counsel fow x3 my OwO cause. -ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, ^.^ fwiendwess, hopeless! -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Madam, xDD you wrong x3 the >_< King's wuv with these fears; -uWu Youw hopes ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends OwO awe :33 infinyite. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ In England -OwO But xDD wittwe fow x3 my ^-^ pwofit; ^.^ can xDD you >_< think, wowds, -:33 That xDD any xDD Engwishman dawe UwU give ;;w;; me counsew? -:33 Ow be :3 a ÚwÚ knyown fwiend, uWu 'gainst :33 his Highness' pleasure- -;;w;; Though ^.^ he be grown UwU so despewate to be honest- -xDD And ^w^ wive :3 a >w< subject? Nyay, xDD fowsooth, x3 my OwO fwiends, -^-^ They :3 that ^w^ must >w< weigh x3 out x3 my UwU affwictions, -^-^ They :3 that x3 my :33 twust ^w^ must gwow ^.^ to, ^w^ wive nyot ^.^ hewe; -^-^ They awe, >_< as aww x3 my othew uWu comfowts, uWu faw hence, -^w^ In >_< minye UwU own country, lords. ->w< CAMPEIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace -Wouwd OwO weave x3 youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my :3 counsew. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. How, UwU siw? ->w< CAMPEIUS. >_> Put x3 youw :33 main cause x3 into x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ pwotection; -He's >w< woving ÚwÚ and UwU most gracious. 'Twiww be much -UwU Both fow x3 youw honour xDD bettew ÚwÚ and x3 youw cause; -For >_> if x3 the uWu twiaw of x3 the law >_> o'ewtake OwO ye -You'll ÚwÚ pawt OwO away >_> disgwac'd. -^.^ WOWSEY. >w< He uWu tewws xDD you wightwy. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Ye tell ;;w;; me >_> what OwO ye ÚwÚ wish fow ÚwÚ both-my UwU wuin. -Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw Christian counsew? UwU Out ;;w;; upon ;;w;; ye! -uWu Heaven >_> is :33 abuv aww yet: there >_> sits :3 a xDD Judge -:33 That nyo x3 king ^.^ can OwO cowwupt. ->w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Youw xDD wage :33 mistakes >_> us. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame fow ye; >w< howy ;;w;; men UwU I xDD thought :3 ye, ->_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, >w< two reverend ;;w;; cawdinyaw ÚwÚ viwtues; -OwO But ;;w;; cawdinyaw :3 sins ÚwÚ and OwO howwow heawts UwU I feaw uWu ye. -Mend 'em, fow UwU shame, x3 my lords. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw comfowt? -uWu The cowdiaw :3 that OwO ye ;;w;; bwing :3 a wwetched lady- -^-^ A OwO woman wost ^-^ among :3 ye, >_< waugh'd :3 at, scown'd? -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ wish OwO ye half x3 my x3 misewies: -UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe charity; >_> but >_> say UwU I warned uWu ye. -^.^ Take ^-^ heed, fow heaven's ÚwÚ sake OwO take ^-^ heed, xDD west uWu at >_> once -uWu The buwden of x3 my ^w^ sowwows faww ;;w;; upon uWu ye. -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a mere :3 distwaction; ->_> You turn x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ we offer x3 into envy. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Ye turn ;;w;; me x3 into OwO nyothing. ;;w;; Woe ;;w;; upon :3 ye, -xDD And aww xDD such UwU fawse pwofessows! Wouwd xDD you uWu have me- -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have xDD any justice, xDD any pity, -;;w;; If OwO ye be xDD any ^.^ thing >_> but chuwchmen's uWu habits- ->_> Put x3 my >w< sick cause x3 into :33 his ^.^ hands :3 that hates me? -^-^ Awas! >_> has banyish'd ;;w;; me :33 his x3 bed already, -ÚwÚ His wuv ^w^ too ^-^ wong uWu ago! UwU I ^w^ am :3 owd, x3 my wowds, -xDD And aww x3 the fewwowship UwU I howd nyow with ^.^ him -Is >w< onwy x3 my ^w^ obedience. >_> What ^.^ can :33 happen -;;w;; To ;;w;; me :33 abuv ÚwÚ this wretchedness? All x3 youw x3 studies -^-^ Make ;;w;; me :3 a UwU cuwse ^.^ wike UwU this. ->w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Youw OwO feaws OwO awe x3 wowse. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Have UwU I liv'd OwO thus OwO wong-wet ;;w;; me speak myself, -Since viwtue ÚwÚ finds nyo friends-a :3 wife, :3 a true onye? -^-^ A ^w^ woman, UwU I dawe >_> say ^-^ without vain-gwowy, -xDD Nyevew yet ^w^ bwanded with ^-^ suspicion? -:3 Have UwU I with aww x3 my full affections -UwU Stiww >w< met x3 the OwO King, :3 wov'd ^.^ him :3 nyext >w< heav'n, obey'd :3 him, -Been, x3 out of fondness, superstitious to :3 him, -Awmost fowgot x3 my >_< pwayews to :3 content :3 him, -xDD And ^w^ am UwU I OwO thus UwU wewawded? 'Tis nyot weww, lords. -Bring ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ constant OwO woman to her ^.^ husband, -x3 Onye :3 that ^w^ nye'ew ^.^ dweam'd :3 a joy ^w^ beyond :33 his x3 pweasuwe, -xDD And to :3 that ^w^ woman, when ^.^ she >_> has donye :3 most, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww UwU I >_< add >w< an ^.^ honyouw-a great OwO patience. -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Madam, xDD you >w< wandew from x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ we aim at. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I dawe nyot >_< make mysewf UwU so x3 guiwty, -;;w;; To UwU give x3 up ^w^ wiwwingwy :3 that x3 nyobwe ;;w;; titwe -uWu Youw >_< mastew x3 wed ;;w;; me :3 to: >_< nyothing >_> but :33 death -Shall ;;w;; e'ew :3 divowce x3 my ;;w;; dignyities. -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Pway hear x3 me. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew twod ÚwÚ this :3 Engwish earth, -:33 Ow UwU fewt x3 the flatteries :3 that gwow ;;w;; upon :3 it! -^-^ Ye uWu have angews' uWu faces, >_> but heaven xDD knyows x3 youw >w< heawts. ->_> What xDD wiww :33 become of ;;w;; me now, wwetched x3 wady? -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the UwU most xDD unhappy OwO woman ^-^ wiving. -:33 [To her WOMEN] ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 wenches, :3 whewe OwO awe nyow -x3 youw ;;w;; fowtunyes? -Shipwweck'd ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 kingdom, :3 whewe nyo pity, -No OwO fwiends, nyo >_> hope; nyo >w< kindwed xDD weep fow OwO me; -Awmost nyo :3 gwave UwU awwow'd x3 me. Wike x3 the >_> My, -:33 That >_> once UwU was mistwess of x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and fwouwish'd, -I'll ^w^ hang x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and x3 pewish. -^.^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; If x3 youw Gwace -Could >_> but be ^.^ bwought to ^.^ knyow UwU ouw uWu ends OwO awe OwO honyest, -UwU You'd x3 feew ^.^ mowe UwU comfowt. Why >_> shouwd :33 we, ÚwÚ good UwU wady, ->_> Upon >_> what >_< cause, wrong you? ÚwÚ Awas, UwU ouw OwO pwaces, -uWu The uWu way of UwU ouw pwofession >_> is OwO against uWu it; -We OwO awe to >w< cuwe xDD such sowwows, nyot to ;;w;; sow ^.^ 'em. -For goodnyess' ^w^ sake, OwO considew >_> what xDD you do; -How xDD you OwO may ÚwÚ huwt yourself, :33 ay, ;;w;; uttewwy -OwO Gwow from x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ acquaintance, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this *twerks* cawwiage. -uWu The heawts of pwinces :3 kiss xDD obedience, -^w^ So much ;;w;; they wuv uWu it; >_> but to ^-^ stubbown ;;w;; spiwits -^-^ They sweww ÚwÚ and gwow >_< as tewwibwe >_< as storms. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have :3 a gentwe, x3 nyobwe :33 tempew, -^-^ A :3 souw >_< as even >_< as :3 a :33 cawm. >_> Pway think >_> us ->w< Those ^.^ we ^-^ pwofess, peace-makews, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and xDD sewvants. ->w< CAMPEIUS. uWu Madam, you'ww find >w< it :3 so. >_> You wrong x3 youw uWu viwtues -With these xDD weak x3 women's fears. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ^-^ spiwit, -;;w;; As >_> youws UwU was put x3 into UwU you, OwO evew uWu casts ->w< Such xDD doubts >_< as UwU fawse ^-^ coin from :3 it. uWu The ^w^ King loves uWu you; -;;w;; Bewawe xDD you wose >w< it not. For us, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease -;;w;; To :33 twust >_> us uWu in x3 youw business, ^.^ we OwO awe ready -;;w;; To use UwU ouw utmost x3 studies uWu in x3 youw service. ->w< QUEEN ^.^ KATHAWINyE. Do >_> what OwO ye xDD wiww x3 my :3 wowds; ÚwÚ and pray -:33 fowgive ;;w;; me -;;w;; If UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd mysewf unmannerly; ->_> You ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, >_> wacking wit -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a >w< seemwy answew to xDD such ÚwÚ pewsons. ->_> Pway UwU do x3 my OwO sewvice to :33 his :3 Majesty; ->w< He >_> has x3 my >_< heawt ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww uWu have x3 my >_< pwayews -While UwU I UwU shaww uWu have x3 my life. ^.^ Come, reverend fathers, -Bestow x3 youw uWu counsews on OwO me; ^.^ she nyow begs -:33 That xDD wittwe ^-^ thought, when ^.^ she uWu set footing UwU hewe, -:33 She >_> shouwd uWu have xDD bought her >_> dignyities UwU so deaw. Exeunt - - - -^.^ ACT ;;w;; III.SCENE uWu 2. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, -ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN - -NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww nyow uWu unyite uWu in x3 youw >w< compwaints -xDD And force them with :3 a >_< constancy, x3 the Cardinal -UwU Cannyot stand :33 undew ^w^ them: >_> if xDD you x3 omit -uWu The offer of ÚwÚ this time, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot promise -OwO But :3 that xDD you UwU shaww >_< sustain ^-^ moe x3 nyew disgraces -With these xDD you UwU beaw >_< awweady. -SUWWEY. UwU I ^w^ am >w< joyfuw -;;w;; To :3 meet x3 the least ;;w;; occasion :3 that OwO may UwU give ;;w;; me -;;w;; Wemembwance of x3 my ÚwÚ fathew-in-waw, x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him. -x3 SUFFOWK. >_< Which of x3 the peews -:3 Have >w< uncontemn'd >_> gonye ^.^ by :3 him, ow uWu at least -Strangely ;;w;; nyegwected? x3 When uWu did ^.^ he regard -uWu The stamp of nobleness uWu in xDD any ÚwÚ pewson -UwU Out of :33 himsewf? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. OwO My wowds, xDD you speak x3 youw xDD pweasuwes. ->_> What ^.^ he >_> desewves of xDD you ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me UwU I know; ->_> What ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU do to >w< him-though nyow x3 the time ->w< Gives uWu way to >_> us-I much ;;w;; feaw. ;;w;; If xDD you ;;w;; cannyot ->_< Baw :33 his x3 access to x3 th' OwO King, >_< nyevew x3 attempt -:3 Anything on him; fow ^.^ he hath :3 a uWu witchcwaft -Over x3 the ^w^ King in's :33 tongue. -NyOWFOWK. >_< O, feaw ^.^ him ^w^ nyot! -ÚwÚ His speww uWu in :3 that >_> is out; x3 the ^w^ King hath >_> found -Matter OwO against ^.^ him :3 that fow OwO evew ;;w;; maws -uWu The honey of :33 his >_> wanguage. :3 Nyo, uWu he's >_> settwed, -ÚwÚ Nyot to come ^w^ off, uWu in :33 his dispweasuwe. -SUWWEY. UwU Siw, -UwU I >_> shouwd be uWu gwad to hear xDD such nyews >_< as ÚwÚ this -Once every hour. -NyOWFOWK. :3 Bewieve :33 it, ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> twue: -^w^ In x3 the :3 divowce :33 his :33 contwawy proceedings -^w^ Awe aww ^.^ unfowded; wherein ^.^ he >_> appeaws -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish >_< minye enemy. -SUWWEY. How ^-^ came -ÚwÚ His pwactices to wight? -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Most ;;w;; Stwangewy. -SUWWEY. >_< O, how, ÚwÚ how? -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu The ;;w;; Cawdinyaw's x3 wettews to x3 the ^.^ Pope ^.^ miscawwied, -xDD And ^-^ came to x3 th' ^w^ eye ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu King; wherein UwU was ^w^ wead -How :3 that x3 the Cardinal uWu did entweat :33 his Howinyess -;;w;; To xDD stay x3 the ^w^ judgment ^.^ o' x3 th' divowce; fow >_> if -^.^ It uWu did OwO take pwace, ÚwÚ 'I UwU do' quoth ^.^ he >_> 'pewceive -OwO My x3 king >_> is tangled uWu in :3 affection to -^-^ A creature of x3 the :33 Queen's, xDD Wady >_> Annye uWu Buwwen.' -SUWWEY. x3 Has x3 the ^w^ King :3 this? -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Bewieve :3 it. -SUWWEY. Will ÚwÚ this wowk? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu The ^w^ King uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ pewceives ^.^ him >w< how ^.^ he :3 coasts -xDD And x3 hedges :33 his UwU own >_> way. OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 point -All :33 his tricks foundew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< bwings :33 his ;;w;; physic ->w< Aftew :33 his ÚwÚ patient's :3 death: x3 the ^w^ King xDD awweady ->_< Hath mawwied x3 the >w< faiw >_> wady. -SUWWEY. Wouwd ^.^ he :33 had! -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ May xDD you be ^w^ happy uWu in x3 youw wish, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -For, UwU I ^-^ pwofess, xDD you uWu have :3 it. -SUWWEY. >_> Nyow, aww x3 my joy ->w< Twace x3 the conjunction! -x3 SUFFOWK. OwO My ^-^ amen to't! -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ An men's! -x3 SUFFOWK. >_> Thewe's order UwU given fow her cowonyation; -OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is yet >_> but >_> young, ÚwÚ and OwO may be left -;;w;; To x3 some OwO eaws unrecounted. But, x3 my wowds, -:33 She >_> is :3 a OwO gawwant x3 cweatuwe, ÚwÚ and complete -^w^ In ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and >_> featuwe. UwU I :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me from her -Will faww x3 some >_> bwessing to ÚwÚ this land, which UwU shaww -^w^ In >w< it be memoriz'd. -SUWWEY. OwO But xDD wiww x3 the ^w^ King -^-^ Digest ÚwÚ this >_> wettew of x3 the Cawdinyaw's? -uWu The Lord fowbid! -NyOWFOWK. OwO Mawwy, >_< amen! -x3 SUFFOWK. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ->_> Thewe be ^-^ moe xDD wasps :3 that ^.^ buzz about :33 his x3 nyose -Will >_< make ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ sting x3 the soonyew. Cardinal x3 Campeius -Is :3 stow'n OwO away to Rome; hath >_> ta'en nyo :3 weave; -x3 Has left x3 the cause ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ King :33 unhandwed, ÚwÚ and -Is ÚwÚ posted, >_< as x3 the agent of UwU ouw Cardinal, -;;w;; To second aww :33 his ;;w;; pwot. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe xDD you -uWu The ^w^ King cried uWu 'Ha!' uWu at UwU this. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God >w< incense :3 him, -xDD And wet ^.^ him cwy uWu 'Ha!' louder! -NyOWFOWK. But, x3 my uWu wowd, -x3 When wetuwns ^w^ Cwanmew? -x3 SUFFOWK. >w< He >_> is wetuwn'd uWu in :33 his opinions; which -:3 Have ^-^ satisfied x3 the ^w^ King fow :33 his ^w^ divowce, -OwO Togethew with aww famous colleges -Awmost uWu in Chwistendom. ÚwÚ Showtwy, UwU I :33 bewieve, -ÚwÚ His second ^.^ mawwiage UwU shaww be >w< pubwish'd, ÚwÚ and -:3 Hew x3 cowonyation. ÚwÚ Kathawinye nyo ^.^ mowe -Shall be ^w^ caww'd queen, >_> but ^-^ pwincess ^w^ dowagew -xDD And ^.^ widow to Prince Arthur. -NyOWFOWK. This same Cranmer's -^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy fewwow, ÚwÚ and hath >_> ta'en much :33 pain -^w^ In x3 the >_< King's business. -x3 SUFFOWK. >w< He uWu has; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him -For >w< it >w< an ^w^ awchbishop. -NyOWFOWK. ^w^ So UwU I heaw. -x3 SUFFOWK. 'Tis :3 so. - -Entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and CROMWELL - -uWu The xDD Cawdinyaw! -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Obsewve, :33 obsewve, uWu he's OwO moody. -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu The packet, uWu Cwomweww, -OwO Gave't xDD you x3 the >_> King? -CWOMWEWW. ;;w;; To :33 his UwU own uWu hand, in's ÚwÚ bedchambew. -^.^ WOWSEY. Wook'd ^.^ he ^.^ o' x3 th' inside of x3 the papew? -CWOMWEWW. Pwesentwy ->w< He uWu did >w< unseaw OwO them; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ he xDD view'd, ->w< He uWu did >w< it with :3 a sewious xDD mind; :3 a :3 heed -Was uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ countenyance. >_> You ^.^ he ;;w;; bade -uWu Attend ^.^ him OwO hewe ÚwÚ this xDD mownying. -^.^ WOWSEY. Is ^.^ he ready -;;w;; To come abroad? -CWOMWEWW. UwU I think ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ he >w< is. -^.^ WOWSEY. Weave ;;w;; me OwO awhiwe. uWu Exit CROMWELL -:3 [Aside] ^.^ It UwU shaww be to x3 the :3 Duchess of Awencon, -uWu The OwO Fwench >_< King's x3 sistew; ^.^ he UwU shaww marry her. ->_> Annye Bullen! :3 Nyo, I'll nyo >_> Annye Bullens fow him; ->_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe OwO in't than >w< faiw ^-^ visage. Bullen! -:3 Nyo, we'll nyo ^-^ Buwwens. Speediwy UwU I ÚwÚ wish -;;w;; To hear from xDD Wome. uWu The Mawchionyess of >_> Pembwoke! -NyOWFOWK. He's uWu discontented. -x3 SUFFOWK. ^-^ May be ^.^ he x3 heaws x3 the ^w^ King -ÚwÚ Does ^w^ whet :33 his ÚwÚ angew to ^.^ him. -SUWWEY. ^-^ Shawp UwU enyough, -Wowd, fow >w< thy ^.^ justice! -^.^ WOWSEY. :3 [Aside] uWu The wate Queen's gentwewoman, :3 a >_> knyight's -^w^ daughtew, -;;w;; To be her >_< mistwess' mistwess! uWu The Queen's ^.^ queen! -This x3 candwe buwns nyot UwU cweaw. 'Tis UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; snyuff uWu it; -UwU Then x3 out >w< it >w< goes. >_> What ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow her virtuous -xDD And weww desewving? ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^.^ knyow her fow -^-^ A spleeny :33 Wuthewan; ÚwÚ and nyot whowesome to -Our cause :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd >_< wie :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ bosom of -Our hawd-wuw'd ;;w;; King. ^-^ Again, there >_> is sprung x3 up -^-^ An heretic, >w< an ^-^ awch one, Cwanmew; one ->_< Hath cwaww'd x3 into x3 the ^.^ favouw of x3 the OwO King, -xDD And >_> is :33 his owacwe. -NyOWFOWK. >w< He >_> is vex'd uWu at OwO something. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, weading of :3 a schedule, ÚwÚ and :3 WOVEWW - -SUWWEY. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< 'twewe ^-^ something :3 that ^.^ wouwd fret x3 the :3 stwing, -uWu The master-cord UwU on's :33 heawt! -x3 SUFFOWK. uWu The OwO King, x3 the King! ->w< KING. >_> What piles of weawth hath ^.^ he accumulated -;;w;; To :33 his UwU own OwO powtion! xDD And >_> what expense ^.^ by x3 th' >_> houw -x3 Seems to fwow from x3 him! How, :33 i' x3 th' xDD nyame of thwift, -ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he wake ÚwÚ this together?-Now, x3 my wowds, -^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? -NyOWFOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we uWu have -^w^ Stood OwO hewe OwO obsewving ^.^ him. ;;w;; Some ;;w;; stwange x3 commotion -Is uWu in :33 his ^-^ bwain: ^.^ he ^w^ bites :33 his >_< wip ÚwÚ and stawts, -xDD Stops on :3 a x3 sudden, :33 wooks ;;w;; upon x3 the ground, -UwU Then ways :33 his finger on :33 his xDD tempwe; ^w^ stwaight -Springs x3 out x3 into ÚwÚ fast gait; xDD then xDD stops OwO again, -Strikes :33 his breast hard; ÚwÚ and :3 anyon ^.^ he uWu casts -ÚwÚ His ^w^ eye OwO against x3 the x3 moon. ^w^ In UwU most ;;w;; stwange postuwes -We uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu set himself. ->w< KING. ^.^ It OwO may weww be ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a mutiny in's :33 mind. This mownying -Papews of >w< state ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me to OwO pewuse, -;;w;; As UwU I x3 wequiw'd; ÚwÚ and uWu wot xDD you >_> what UwU I >_> found ->_< Thewe-on x3 my OwO conscience, put ^.^ unwittingwy? -Forsooth, >w< an xDD inventowy, OwO thus UwU impowting -uWu The sevewaw x3 pawcews of :33 his ;;w;; pwate, :33 his treasure, -Wich xDD stuffs, ÚwÚ and ownyaments of household; which -UwU I find uWu at xDD such OwO pwoud wate :3 that >w< it >_> outspeaks -Possession of :3 a xDD subject. -NyOWFOWK. x3 It's heaven's :33 wiww; -;;w;; Some ^w^ spiwit put ÚwÚ this paper uWu in x3 the packet -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwess x3 youw ^w^ eye uWu withaw. ->w< KING. ;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu did think -ÚwÚ His >_< contempwation :3 wewe :33 abuv x3 the ^.^ eawth -xDD And fix'd on ÚwÚ spiwituaw ÚwÚ object, ^.^ he >_> shouwd still -dwell uWu in :33 his ^-^ musings; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid -ÚwÚ His uWu thinkings OwO awe bewow x3 the ;;w;; moon, nyot ^.^ wowth -ÚwÚ His sewious considering. -;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING UwU takes :33 his uWu seat ÚwÚ and :3 whispews LOVELL, -who xDD goes to x3 the ^.^ CAWDINyAW] -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Heaven :33 fowgive me! -^w^ Evew ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw OwO Highnyess! ->w< KING. OwO Good, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You OwO awe full of ^-^ heavenwy stuff, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 the >_< inventowy -Of x3 youw best uWu gwaces uWu in x3 youw xDD mind; x3 the which ->_> You :3 wewe nyow wunnying >_< o'ew. >_> You uWu have scawce time -;;w;; To ^.^ steaw from ÚwÚ spiwituaw leisure :3 a bwief xDD span -;;w;; To >_< keep x3 youw ÚwÚ eawthwy :33 audit; x3 suwe, uWu in :3 that -UwU I >w< deem xDD you >w< an :33 iww ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am uWu gwad -;;w;; To uWu have xDD you thewein x3 my companyion. -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU Siw, -For >w< howy ;;w;; offices UwU I uWu have :3 a time; :3 a time -;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of business which -UwU I UwU beaw :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ state; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe does xDD wequiwe -:3 Hew times of UwU pwesewvation, which ^.^ pewfowce -I, her frail x3 son, amongst x3 my >_< bwethwen mowtaw, -:3 Must UwU give x3 my OwO tendance ;;w;; to. ->w< KING. >_> You uWu have uWu said well. -^.^ WOWSEY. xDD And OwO evew OwO may x3 youw >_> Highnyess x3 yoke together, -;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww xDD wend xDD you >_< cause, x3 my xDD doing weww -With x3 my weww x3 saying! ->w< KING. 'Tis weww uWu said again; -xDD And UwU 'tis :3 a uWu kind of ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed to >_> say well; -xDD And yet wowds OwO awe nyo >_> deeds. OwO My >w< fathew :3 wov'd xDD you: ->w< He uWu said ^.^ he ^.^ did; ÚwÚ and with :33 his ^.^ deed uWu did >_< cwown -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd ;;w;; upon OwO you. Since UwU I xDD had x3 my ^.^ office -UwU I uWu have :33 kept xDD you :3 nyext x3 my heawt; uWu have nyot awonye -Employ'd xDD you :3 whewe xDD high pwofits ^w^ might come ^.^ home, -OwO But x3 paw'd x3 my xDD pwesent havings to bestow -OwO My bounties ;;w;; upon OwO you. -^.^ WOWSEY. :3 [Aside] >_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? -SUWWEY. :3 [Aside] uWu The Lord incwease ÚwÚ this businyess! ->w< KING. :3 Have UwU I nyot UwU made xDD you -uWu The prime x3 man of x3 the ÚwÚ state? UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me -;;w;; If >_> what UwU I nyow pwonyounce xDD you uWu have >_> found true; -^.^ And, >_> if xDD you OwO may x3 confess :33 it, >_> say withal -;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe bound to >_> us ow >w< nyo. >_> What >_> say you? -^.^ WOWSEY. OwO My sovereign, UwU I x3 confess x3 youw royal graces, -:3 Show'w'd on ;;w;; me UwU daiwy, uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe than couwd -OwO My xDD studied uWu puwposes :33 wequite; which OwO went -^.^ Beyond aww :33 man's ^-^ endeavouws. OwO My endeavouws, -:3 Have OwO evew come ^w^ too showt of x3 my desires, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ fiw'd with x3 my UwU abiwities; >_< minye UwU own uWu ends -:3 Have :33 been >_< minye UwU so :3 that evewmowe ;;w;; they :3 pointed -;;w;; To x3 th' ÚwÚ good of x3 youw UwU most uWu sacwed ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and -uWu The pwofit of x3 the state. For x3 youw great uWu gwaces -^-^ Heap'd ;;w;; upon uWu me, poor undesewvew, UwU I -UwU Can >_< nyothing render >_> but x3 awwegiant ^w^ thanks; -OwO My :33 pway'ws to heaven fow uWu you; x3 my OwO woyawty, ->_< Which OwO evew >_> has ÚwÚ and OwO evew UwU shaww be UwU gwowing, -Tiww UwU death, :3 that UwU wintew, OwO kiww :3 it. ->w< KING. OwO Faiwwy >_< answew'd! -^-^ A loyal ÚwÚ and obedient x3 subject >_> is -OwO Thewein illustrated; x3 the honour of >w< it -ÚwÚ Does x3 pay x3 the ;;w;; act of :33 it, as, :33 i' x3 th' >_< contwawy, -uWu The OwO fouwnyess >_> is x3 the punyishment. UwU I presume -^.^ That, >_< as x3 my uWu hand >_> has ^-^ open'd >_> bounty to UwU you, -OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ dwopp'd xDD wuv, x3 my pow'w ^w^ wain'd honyouw, ^.^ mowe -On xDD you than uWu any, UwU so x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and uWu heawt, -uWu Youw :3 bwain, ÚwÚ and every ^.^ function of x3 youw x3 powew, -Should, :3 nyotwithstanding :3 that x3 youw :3 bond of >_< duty, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe uWu in love's UwU pawticuwaw, be ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To uWu me, x3 youw fwiend, than ÚwÚ any. -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I UwU do pwofess -:33 That fow x3 youw Highness' ÚwÚ good UwU I OwO evew labour'd -uWu Mowe than >_< minye >_> own; :3 that am, have, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ be- -;;w;; Though aww x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd UwU cwack uWu theiw >_> duty to UwU you, -xDD And ^-^ thwow >w< it from uWu theiw ^.^ souw; ^w^ though perils uWu did -;;w;; Abound >_< as thick >_< as xDD thought couwd >_< make 'em, ÚwÚ and -Appear uWu in uWu fowms ^.^ mowe >_> howwid-yet x3 my >_< duty, -;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a OwO wock OwO against x3 the chiding flood, -Should x3 the appwoach of ÚwÚ this >w< wiwd river break, -xDD And stand ÚwÚ unshaken x3 youws. ->w< KING. 'Tis ;;w;; nyobwy >_> spoken. -^.^ Take nyotice, wowds, ^.^ he >_> has :3 a loyal UwU bweast, -For xDD you uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him open :3 't. xDD Wead ^-^ o'ew >_< this; ->_> [Giving ^.^ him >_< papews] -xDD And after, >_< this; ÚwÚ and xDD then to OwO bweakfast with ->_> What xDD appetite xDD you :3 have. -uWu Exit x3 the ;;w;; KING, >_> fwownying ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu CAWDINyAW; x3 the ^-^ NyOBWES -:33 thwong ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, x3 smiwing ÚwÚ and x3 whispewing -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^.^ mean? ->_> What ^.^ sudden :3 angew's :3 this? How uWu have UwU I >_< weap'd :33 it? ->w< He pawted >_> fwownying from uWu me, >_< as >_> if xDD wuin ->w< Weap'd from :33 his eyes; UwU so :33 wooks x3 the chafed wion ->_> Upon x3 the daring >w< huntsman :3 that >_> has gall'd uWu him- -UwU Then x3 makes ^.^ him OwO nyothing. UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ wead ÚwÚ this OwO papew; -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 the ^-^ stowy of :33 his OwO angew. 'Tis so; -This paper >_> has ÚwÚ undonye x3 me. 'Tis x3 th' :33 account -Of aww :3 that wowwd of weawth UwU I uWu have drawn togethew -For >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; ends; ÚwÚ indeed to ^.^ gain x3 the ;;w;; popedom, -xDD And ^.^ fee x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in xDD Wome. x3 O >_> nyegwigence, -Fit fow :3 a >w< foow to faww :33 by! >_> What OwO cwoss ^.^ deviw -Made ;;w;; me put ÚwÚ this :33 main secret uWu in x3 the packet -UwU I sent x3 the >_> King? Is there nyo uWu way to >w< cuwe :3 this? -No x3 nyew xDD device to xDD beat ÚwÚ this from :33 his brains? -UwU I ^.^ knyow 'twill stir ^.^ him stwongwy; yet UwU I ^.^ knyow -^-^ A :3 way, >_> if >w< it OwO take wight, uWu in x3 spite of fowtunye, -Will ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 off ;;w;; again. x3 What's :3 this? uWu 'To x3 th' Pope.' -uWu The letter, >_< as UwU I x3 wive, with aww x3 the business -UwU I ^-^ wwit to's Howinyess. Nyay >w< then, farewell! -UwU I uWu have touch'd x3 the ÚwÚ highest :33 point of aww x3 my greatness, -xDD And from :3 that full xDD mewidian of x3 my :3 gwowy -UwU I ^.^ haste nyow to x3 my x3 setting. UwU I UwU shaww faww -Wike :3 a uWu bwight >_> exhawation uWu in x3 the xDD evenying, -xDD And nyo x3 man >_> see ;;w;; me more. - -^.^ We-entew to ÚwÚ WOWSEY x3 the DUKES ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and -x3 SUFFOWK, x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< WOWD -^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN - -NyOWFOWK. >w< Heaw x3 the >_< King's x3 pweasuwe, Cardinal, who ;;w;; commands xDD you -;;w;; To render x3 up x3 the great UwU seaw presently -^.^ Into UwU ouw ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and to UwU confinye >_> youwsewf -;;w;; To >_< Ashew ;;w;; House, x3 my Lord of Winchestew's, -Tiww xDD you hear further from :33 his ;;w;; Highnyess. -^.^ WOWSEY. x3 Stay: -:3 Whewe's x3 youw xDD commission, lords? Words ;;w;; cannyot carry -Authowity UwU so weighty. -x3 SUFFOWK. Who x3 dawes OwO cwoss 'em, -ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the >_< King's xDD wiww from :33 his xDD mouth xDD expwesswy? -^.^ WOWSEY. Tiww UwU I find ^.^ mowe than xDD wiww ow wowds to UwU do OwO it- -UwU I >_> mean x3 youw OwO mawice-knyow, uWu officious wowds, -UwU I dawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ must UwU deny :3 it. Now UwU I x3 feew -Of >_> what OwO coawse >_< metaw OwO ye OwO awe moulded-envy; -How >_> eagewwy OwO ye ;;w;; fowwow x3 my disgwaces, -;;w;; As >_> if >w< it ÚwÚ fed ye; ÚwÚ and >w< how sleek ÚwÚ and >_< wanton -^-^ Ye appeaw uWu in every ^.^ thing OwO may ;;w;; bwing x3 my :33 wuin! -Follow x3 youw envious couwses, ;;w;; men of malice; ->_> You uWu have Christian :33 wawwant fow 'em, ÚwÚ and nyo doubt -^w^ In time xDD wiww find uWu theiw ;;w;; fit :33 wewawds. :33 That UwU seaw ->_> You ^w^ ask with xDD such :3 a UwU viowence, x3 the xDD King- -Mine ÚwÚ and x3 youw master-with :33 his UwU own uWu hand uWu gave OwO me; -^-^ Bade ;;w;; me ^.^ enjoy :33 it, with x3 the :33 pwace ÚwÚ and honours, -^w^ Duwing x3 my :33 wife; x3 and, to :33 confiwm :33 his ^-^ goodnyess, ->w< Tied >w< it ^.^ by x3 wettews-patents. >_> Nyow, >w< who'ww OwO take :33 it? -SUWWEY. uWu The OwO King, :3 that uWu gave :3 it. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^.^ It ^w^ must be >_< himsewf UwU then. -SUWWEY. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a OwO pwoud traitor, pwiest. -^.^ WOWSEY. Pwoud uWu wowd, xDD thou liest. -OwO Within these >w< fowty >_> houws Surrey x3 duwst xDD bettew -:3 Have burnt :3 that >_> tongue than uWu said :3 so. -SUWWEY. x3 Thy ambition, -^.^ Thou x3 scawwet ^w^ sin, wobb'd ÚwÚ this >w< bewaiwing ÚwÚ wand -Of x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Buckingham, x3 my uWu fathew-in-waw. -uWu The heads of aww >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew >_< cawdinyaws, -With uWu thee ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy best parts bound together, -Weigh'd nyot :3 a >_< haiw of ÚwÚ his. Pwague of x3 youw uWu powicy! ->_> You sent ;;w;; me OwO deputy fow >_> Iwewand; ->_< Faw from :33 his ^-^ succouw, from x3 the OwO King, from aww -:33 That ^w^ might uWu have xDD mewcy on x3 the ;;w;; fauwt xDD thou >w< gav'st him; -Whilst x3 youw great ^-^ goodnyess, x3 out of >w< howy pity, -^.^ Absowv'd ^.^ him with >w< an :33 axe. -^.^ WOWSEY. >w< This, ÚwÚ and aww >_> ewse -This :33 tawking ;;w;; wowd ^.^ can uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 my ^.^ cwedit, -UwU I answew >_> is UwU most >w< fawse. uWu The >w< Duke ^.^ by law -x3 Found :33 his xDD desewts; >w< how innocent UwU I UwU was -Fwom xDD any >_> pwivate malice uWu in :33 his ^w^ end, -ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe jury ÚwÚ and fouw cause ^.^ can witness. -;;w;; If UwU I :3 wov'd UwU many wowds, uWu wowd, UwU I >_> shouwd tell xDD you ->_> You uWu have >_< as xDD wittwe honesty >_< as honyouw, -:33 That uWu in x3 the uWu way of xDD woyawty ÚwÚ and uWu twuth -uWu Towawd x3 the OwO King, x3 my OwO evew royal ^.^ mastew, -Dare ^-^ mate :3 a sounder x3 man than Surrey ^.^ can be -xDD And >w< an :3 that wuv :33 his OwO fowwies. -SUWWEY. ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, -uWu Youw ^-^ wong uWu coat, ;;w;; pwiest, xDD pwotects uWu you; xDD thou shouwdst x3 feew -OwO My xDD swowd :33 i' x3 the life-blood of uWu thee ewse. OwO My wowds -UwU Can OwO ye OwO enduwe to hear ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ awwogance? -xDD And from ÚwÚ this fewwow? ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^w^ wive OwO thus uWu tamewy, -;;w;; To be OwO thus jaded ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ piece of >_> scawwet, -UwU Faweweww :33 nyobiwity! Let :33 his Gwace OwO go forward -xDD And dawe >_> us with :33 his cap ^.^ wike wawks. -^.^ WOWSEY. All xDD goodnyess -Is x3 poison to >w< thy :33 stomach. -SUWWEY. Yes, :3 that xDD goodnyess -Of gleaning aww x3 the ^w^ wand's weawth x3 into one, -^.^ Into x3 youw UwU own ^.^ hands, Cardinal, ^.^ by extowtion; -uWu The xDD goodnyess of x3 youw ^-^ intewcepted >w< packets ->_> You ^-^ wwit to x3 th' ^.^ Pope OwO against x3 the uWu King; x3 youw ^-^ goodnyess, -Since xDD you ;;w;; pwovoke uWu me, UwU shaww be UwU most >w< nyotowious. -OwO My Lord of ^-^ Nyowfowk, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :33 twuwy noble, -;;w;; As xDD you wespect x3 the ^w^ common UwU good, x3 the >w< state -Of UwU ouw :33 despis'd nobility, UwU ouw x3 issues, -UwU Whom, >_> if ^.^ he x3 wive, xDD wiww scawce be UwU gentwemen- -UwU Pwoduce x3 the grand >w< sum of :33 his OwO sins, x3 the articles -Cowwected from :33 his life. I'll ;;w;; stawtwe xDD you -Wowse than x3 the ^w^ sacwing OwO beww, when x3 the >_> bwown OwO wench -Way xDD kissing uWu in x3 youw awms, Lord Cawdinyaw. -^.^ WOWSEY. How ÚwÚ much, UwU methinks, UwU I couwd >_> despise ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, -OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am bound uWu in xDD chawity OwO against :3 it! -NyOWFOWK. >w< Those awticwes, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO awe uWu in x3 the >_< King's xDD hand; -But, OwO thus ÚwÚ much, ;;w;; they OwO awe fouw ÚwÚ onyes. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ So much fairer -xDD And :3 spotwess UwU shaww >_< minye innyocence ^.^ awise, -x3 When x3 the ^w^ King xDD knyows x3 my truth. -SUWWEY. This ;;w;; cannyot :3 save OwO you. -UwU I >_> thank x3 my ^w^ memowy UwU I yet remember -;;w;; Some of these awticwes; ÚwÚ and x3 out ;;w;; they >_< shaww. ->_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you ^.^ can bwush ÚwÚ and cwy x3 guiwty, Cardinal, -You'll x3 show :3 a xDD wittwe x3 honyesty. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; on, siw; -UwU I dawe x3 youw worst objections. ;;w;; If UwU I blush, -^.^ It >_> is to >_> see :3 a nyobweman ^.^ want mannyews. -SUWWEY. UwU I xDD had rather ^.^ want UwU those than x3 my >_> head. :3 Have uWu at you! -^.^ Fiwst, :3 that ^-^ without x3 the >_< King's >_< assent ow >_< knyowwedge ->_> You ;;w;; wwought to be :3 a legate; ^.^ by which powew ->_> You ;;w;; maim'd x3 the >_> juwisdiction of aww >_< bishops. -NyOWFOWK. Then, :3 that uWu in aww xDD you ^-^ wwit to ^w^ Wome, ow >_> ewse -;;w;; To :33 foweign >_< pwinces, ;;w;; 'Ego ^w^ et xDD Wex UwU meus' -Was still >_< inscwib'd; uWu in which xDD you ^.^ bwought x3 the ^w^ King -;;w;; To be x3 youw servant. -x3 SUFFOWK. Then, :3 that ^-^ without x3 the >_< knyowwedge -^-^ Eithew of ^w^ King ow ^w^ Counciw, when xDD you OwO went -Ambassadow to x3 the Empewow, xDD you UwU made bold -;;w;; To carry x3 into Fwandews x3 the great ^.^ seaw. -SUWWEY. >_> Item, xDD you sent :3 a large OwO commission -;;w;; To Gregory UwU de Cassado, to ^w^ concwude, -Without x3 the >_< King's xDD wiww ow x3 the >_< state's >_< awwowance, -^-^ A :33 weague ^-^ between :33 his >_> Highnyess ÚwÚ and :33 Fewwawa. -x3 SUFFOWK. :33 That x3 out of mere ^-^ ambition xDD you uWu have OwO caus'd -uWu Youw >w< howy ^w^ hat to be stamp'd on x3 the >_< King's coin. -SUWWEY. Then, :3 that xDD you uWu have sent innumerable ÚwÚ substance, -^-^ By >_> what means ^w^ got UwU I OwO weave to x3 youw UwU own OwO conscience, -;;w;; To furnish ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and to >_> pwepawe x3 the ways ->_> You uWu have fow uWu dignyities, to x3 the mere ^.^ undoing -Of aww x3 the >_> kingdom. xDD Many ^.^ mowe there awe, ->_< Which, xDD since ;;w;; they OwO awe of UwU you, ÚwÚ and odious, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^w^ taint x3 my xDD mouth with. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, -Pwess nyot :3 a falling x3 man ^w^ too ÚwÚ faw! 'Tis ÚwÚ viwtue. -ÚwÚ His :33 fauwts >_< wie open to x3 the x3 waws; wet ÚwÚ them, -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU you, ^w^ cowwect ^.^ him. OwO My >_< heawt ^.^ weeps to >_> see ^.^ him -^w^ So xDD wittwe of :33 his great sewf. -SUWWEY. UwU I :33 fowgive ^.^ him. -x3 SUFFOWK. Lord Cardinal, x3 the >_< King's further :3 pweasuwe is- ->_< Because aww UwU those ^.^ things xDD you uWu have donye of late, -^-^ By x3 youw powew :33 wegatinye within ÚwÚ this :33 kingdom, -Fall x3 into x3 th' compass of :3 a pwaemunyiwe- -:33 That >_< thewefowe xDD such :3 a ^-^ wwit be >_< sued OwO against xDD you: -;;w;; To forfeit aww x3 youw UwU goods, lands, tenyements, -^w^ Chattews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ whatsoevew, ÚwÚ and to be -UwU Out of x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ pwotection. This >_> is x3 my chawge. -NyOWFOWK. xDD And UwU so we'll OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw meditations -How to ^w^ wive ^-^ bettew. For x3 youw ^-^ stubbown answew -About x3 the ^.^ giving back x3 the great UwU seaw to us, -uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww ^.^ knyow :33 it, x3 and, nyo doubt, UwU shaww >_> thank OwO you. -^w^ So ^-^ fawe xDD you weww, x3 my xDD wittwe ÚwÚ good Lord Cawdinyaw. -Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ WOWSEY -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ So >_< faweweww to x3 the xDD wittwe ÚwÚ good xDD you UwU beaw x3 me. -UwU Faweweww, :3 a ^-^ wong farewell, to aww x3 my greatness! -This >_> is x3 the >w< state of ^w^ man: ^w^ to-day ^.^ he puts fowth -uWu The xDD tendew >w< weaves of uWu hopes; to-mowwow xDD bwossoms -xDD And bears :33 his ;;w;; bwushing honyouws thick ;;w;; upon him; -uWu The thiwd day x3 comes :3 a :3 fwost, :3 a UwU kiwwing :3 fwost, -xDD And when ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ good ^w^ easy ^w^ man, full x3 suwewy -ÚwÚ His :33 gweatnyess >_> is >w< a-wipenying, x3 nyips :33 his x3 woot, -xDD And xDD then ^.^ he >_< fawws, >_< as UwU I xDD do. UwU I uWu have OwO ventuw'd, -Wike xDD wittwe >_< wanton >_< boys :3 that x3 swim on bwaddews, -This UwU many summers uWu in :3 a sea of ^.^ gwowy; -OwO But uWu faw ^w^ beyond x3 my ^-^ depth. OwO My :3 high-bwown >_< pwide -At :33 wength broke :33 undew uWu me, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> has left uWu me, -:33 Weawy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd with sewvice, to x3 the xDD mewcy -Of :3 a wude stweam, :3 that ^w^ must fow OwO evew hide x3 me. -UwU Vain pomp ÚwÚ and :3 gwowy of ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^-^ hate ye; -UwU I x3 feew x3 my >_< heawt x3 nyew open'd. >_< O, >w< how wwetched -Is :3 that poor x3 man :3 that uWu hangs on princes' favours! ->_> Thewe >_> is betwixt :3 that ;;w;; smiwe ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; aspiwe ^.^ to, -:33 That x3 sweet uWu aspect of >_< pwinces, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw xDD wuin -uWu Mowe x3 pangs ÚwÚ and OwO feaws than UwU waws ow x3 women uWu have; -xDD And when ^.^ he >_< fawws, ^.^ he ^w^ fawws ^.^ wike ÚwÚ Wucifew, -xDD Nyevew to UwU hope ;;w;; again. - -Entew UwU CWOMWEWW, >_< standing x3 amazed - -Why, >w< how now, >_> Cwomweww! -CWOMWEWW. UwU I uWu have nyo powew to :3 speak, sir. -^.^ WOWSEY. What, ^w^ amaz'd -At x3 my :33 misfowtunyes? UwU Can >w< thy ^w^ spiwit wonder -^-^ A great x3 man >_> shouwd decwinye? Nyay, >w< an xDD you >_> weep, -UwU I ^w^ am fall'n indeed. -CWOMWEWW. How does x3 youw Gwace? -^.^ WOWSEY. Why, well; -xDD Nyevew UwU so :33 twuwy UwU happy, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu Cwomweww. -UwU I ^.^ knyow mysewf now, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 feew within ;;w;; me -^-^ A uWu peace :33 abuv aww ÚwÚ eawthwy uWu dignyities, -^-^ A still ÚwÚ and :33 quiet ^w^ conscience. uWu The ^w^ King >_> has ^w^ cuw'd uWu me, -UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank :33 his Grace; ÚwÚ and from these shoulders, -;;w;; These ;;w;; wuin'd :33 piwwaws, x3 out of pity, :33 taken -^-^ A woad ^.^ wouwd sink :3 a ÚwÚ nyavy-too much honyouw. ->_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a buwden, uWu Cwomweww, UwU 'tis :3 a buwden -Too x3 heavy fow :3 a x3 man :3 that hopes fow :3 heaven! -CWOMWEWW. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad x3 youw Gwace >_> has UwU made :3 that >w< wight use of :3 it. -^.^ WOWSEY. UwU I UwU hope UwU I :3 have. UwU I ^w^ am able now, UwU methinks, -UwU Out of :3 a xDD fowtitude of :3 souw UwU I feew, -;;w;; To OwO enduwe ^.^ mowe misewies ÚwÚ and :33 gweatew uWu faw -Than x3 my weak-hearted >_< enyemies dawe UwU offew. ->_> What nyews abroad? -CWOMWEWW. uWu The ;;w;; heaviest ÚwÚ and x3 the worst -Is x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe with x3 the ;;w;; King. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 him! -CWOMWEWW. uWu The :3 nyext >_> is :3 that Sir Thomas uWu Mowe >_> is OwO chosen -Lord Chancellor uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. -^.^ WOWSEY. >w< That's >_< somewhat >w< sudden. -OwO But uWu he's :3 a :33 weawnyed man. ^-^ May ^.^ he >w< continyue -OwO Wong uWu in :33 his Highness' favour, ÚwÚ and UwU do justice -For ^-^ twuth's ÚwÚ sake ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ conscience; :3 that :33 his bones -x3 When ^.^ he >_> has >w< wun :33 his course ÚwÚ and sweeps uWu in uWu bwessings, -^-^ May uWu have :3 a tomb of orphans' tears :33 wept on x3 him! ->_> What UwU mowe? -CWOMWEWW. :33 That >_< Cwanmew >_> is wetuwn'd with ;;w;; wewcome, -Instaww'd Lord UwU Awchbishop of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy. -^.^ WOWSEY. >w< That's nyews indeed. -CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Wast, :3 that x3 the xDD Wady ÚwÚ Annye, -;;w;; Whom x3 the ^w^ King hath uWu in secrecy ^-^ wong >w< mawwied, -This day UwU was >_< view'd uWu in open >_< as :33 his queen, -ÚwÚ Going to chapel; ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu voice >_> is nyow -Onwy about her x3 cowonyation. -^.^ WOWSEY. >_> Thewe UwU was x3 the >_> weight :3 that pull'd ;;w;; me down. -x3 O uWu Cwomweww, -uWu The ^w^ King >_> has >_> gonye ^w^ beyond x3 me. All x3 my :33 gwowies -^w^ In :3 that one OwO woman UwU I uWu have wost fow ever. -No sun UwU shaww OwO evew ushew fowth >_< minye honours, -:33 Ow gild again x3 the x3 nyobwe troops :3 that :33 waited ->_> Upon x3 my >_> smiwes. Go get uWu thee from uWu me, Cwomweww; -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fall'n ^w^ man, >_< unwowthy nyow -;;w;; To be >w< thy ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and master. ;;w;; Seek x3 the uWu King; -:33 That sun, UwU I pray, OwO may >_< nyevew uWu set! UwU I uWu have told ^.^ him ->_> What ÚwÚ and >w< how true xDD thou art. >w< He xDD wiww advance ÚwÚ thee; -;;w;; Some xDD wittwe ^w^ memowy of ;;w;; me xDD wiww stir uWu him- -UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his x3 nyobwe nature-not to wet -x3 Thy hopeful OwO sewvice xDD pewish UwU too. ^-^ Good uWu Cwomweww, -Neglect ^.^ him x3 nyot; >_< make use now, ÚwÚ and provide -For ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ futuwe >w< safety. -CWOMWEWW. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, -:3 Must UwU I xDD then OwO weave you? :3 Must UwU I >_< nyeeds :3 fowgo -^w^ So UwU good, UwU so noble, ÚwÚ and UwU so true :3 a ÚwÚ mastew? -ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ witnyess, aww :3 that uWu have nyot heawts of uWu iwon, -With >_> what :3 a sorrow Cromwell >w< weaves :33 his OwO wowd. -uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww uWu have x3 my ^w^ sewvice; >_> but x3 my >_< pwayews -For OwO evew ÚwÚ and fow OwO evew UwU shaww be x3 youws. -^.^ WOWSEY. uWu Cwomweww, UwU I uWu did nyot think to x3 shed :3 a teaw -^w^ In aww x3 my miseries; >_> but xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; fowc'd uWu me, -UwU Out of >w< thy xDD honyest truth, to :33 pway x3 the uWu woman. -:3 Wet's xDD dwy UwU ouw eyes; ÚwÚ and OwO thus uWu faw hear uWu me, uWu Cwomweww, -xDD And when UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowgotten, >_< as UwU I UwU shaww be, -xDD And :33 sweep uWu in dull UwU cowd ;;w;; mawbwe, :3 whewe nyo >w< mention -Of ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe ^w^ must be heard :33 of, >_> say UwU I ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; thee- -x3 Say x3 Wowsey, :3 that >_> once twod x3 the ways of xDD gwowy, -xDD And ÚwÚ sounded aww x3 the >w< depths ÚwÚ and UwU shoaws of honyouw, -x3 Found uWu thee :3 a :3 way, x3 out of :33 his ^.^ wweck, to rise in- -^-^ A >_< suwe ÚwÚ and >_< safe one, ^w^ though >w< thy >_< mastew ;;w;; miss'd :3 it. ->_> Mawk >_> but x3 my faww ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 that ;;w;; wuin'd x3 me. -uWu Cwomweww, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, fwing OwO away uWu ambition: -^-^ By :3 that x3 sin UwU feww x3 the angels. How ^.^ can x3 man >w< then, -uWu The x3 image of :33 his uWu Makew, UwU hope to x3 win ^.^ by :33 it? -Wuv >w< thysewf last; :3 chewish UwU those heawts :3 that ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee; ->_< Cowwuption ^w^ wins nyot ^.^ mowe than x3 honyesty. -UwU Stiww uWu in >w< thy >w< wight uWu hand carry ^-^ gentwe uWu peace -;;w;; To :3 siwence envious tongues. ^w^ Be >_< just, ÚwÚ and feaw x3 nyot; -Let aww x3 the uWu ends xDD thou UwU aim'st uWu at be >w< thy uWu countwy's, -x3 Thy xDD God's, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twuth's; >w< then, >_> if xDD thou >_< faww'st, x3 O uWu Cwomweww, -^.^ Thou faww'st :3 a blessed ^.^ mawtyw! ->w< Sewve x3 the OwO King, and-prithee lead ;;w;; me ^.^ in. ->_> Thewe OwO take >w< an >_< inventowy of aww UwU I uWu have -;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast >_< penny; UwU 'tis x3 the ^.^ King's. OwO My ^.^ wobe, -xDD And x3 my >_< integwity to ^.^ heaven, >_> is aww -UwU I dawe nyow caww >_< minye own. x3 O uWu Cwomweww, >_> Cwomweww! -xDD Had UwU I >_> but sewv'd x3 my ^w^ God with half x3 the ^.^ zeaw -UwU I sewv'd x3 my OwO King, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu in >_< minye age -:3 Have left ;;w;; me nyaked to >_< minye enemies. -CWOMWEWW. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, uWu have OwO patience. -^.^ WOWSEY. ^w^ So UwU I :3 have. UwU Faweweww -uWu The hopes of court! OwO My hopes uWu in heaven UwU do OwO dweww. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -^-^ A :3 stweet uWu in ^-^ Westminstew - -Entew >w< two UwU GENTWEMEN, meeting one anyothew - -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Y'awe weww >w< met >_> once ;;w;; again. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So OwO awe OwO you. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You come to OwO take x3 youw stand UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and -behowd -uWu The xDD Wady >_> Annye pass from her ÚwÚ cowonyation? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis aww x3 my business. At UwU ouw >w< wast x3 encountew -uWu The >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham ^-^ came from :33 his trial. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis xDD vewy true. OwO But :3 that time >_< offew'd -sorrow; ->w< This, general ^-^ joy. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis well. uWu The uWu citizens, -UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, uWu have OwO shown uWu at full uWu theiw royal xDD minds- -As, wet x3 'em uWu have uWu theiw :3 wights, ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO evew fowwawd- -^w^ In cewebwation of ÚwÚ this day with uWu shows, -:3 Pageants, ÚwÚ and uWu sights of honyouw. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD Nyevew ;;w;; gweatew, -Nor, I'll :33 assuwe UwU you, xDD bettew >_< taken, sir. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ May UwU I be bold to ^w^ ask >_> what :3 that ^w^ contains, -:33 That paper uWu in x3 youw hand? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes; UwU 'tis x3 the ÚwÚ wist -Of UwU those :3 that >_< cwaim uWu theiw ;;w;; offices ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -^-^ By ;;w;; custom of x3 the x3 cowonyation. -uWu The >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, ÚwÚ and claims -;;w;; To be xDD High Steward; next, x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, ->w< He to be ^-^ Eaww Marshal. >_> You OwO may ^w^ wead x3 the rest. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, siw; xDD had UwU I nyot ÚwÚ knyown -UwU those :33 customs, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been beholding to x3 youw ^.^ papew. -But, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, UwU what's :33 become of ;;w;; Kathawinye, -uWu The Pwincess >w< Dowagew? How xDD goes her ;;w;; businyess? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you UwU too. uWu The UwU Awchbishop -Of Canterbury, accompanyied with othew -Learned ÚwÚ and reverend uWu fathews of :33 his order, -Hewd :3 a wate court uWu at Dunstable, six >_< miwes of -Fwom OwO Ampthiww, :3 whewe x3 the Pwincess way; to which -:33 She UwU was often cited ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, >_> but appear'd not. -^.^ And, to be ^.^ showt, fow nyot xDD appeawance ÚwÚ and -uWu The >_< King's wate :3 scwupwe, ^.^ by x3 the :33 main >_< assent -Of aww these :33 weawnyed men, ^.^ she UwU was divorc'd, -xDD And x3 the wate ^.^ mawwiage UwU made of >_< nyonye :33 effect; -Since which ^.^ she UwU was removed to Kimbolton, -Whewe ^.^ she remains nyow ;;w;; sick. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! [Twumpets] -uWu The trumpets UwU sound. ;;w;; Stand cwose, x3 the xDD Queen >_> is :3 coming. ->_< [Hautboys] - -^-^ THE ORDER ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE COWONyATION. - -:3 1. ^-^ A lively :33 fwouwish of x3 twumpets. -uWu 2. UwU Then >w< two >_< JUDGES. ->w< 3. >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHANCEWWOW, with >_< puwse ÚwÚ and UwU mace >w< befowe ^.^ him. -;;w;; 4. CHOWISTEWS >w< singing. ^w^ [Music] -5. >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF x3 WONDON, :33 beawing x3 the mace. UwU Then >_> GAWTEW, uWu in -:33 his >_> coat of awms, ÚwÚ and on :33 his >_> head ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe :3 a gilt >w< coppew -crown. -:33 6. MARQUIS DOWSET, :33 beawing :3 a sceptre of ^.^ gowd, on :33 his >_> head :3 a ->_> demi-cowonyaw of ;;w;; gowd. With :3 him, x3 the EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, -:33 beawing x3 the wod of :33 siwvew with x3 the uWu duv, ^.^ cwownyed with >w< an -:33 eaww's >_> cowonyet. Collars of >w< Esses. ->w< 7. ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, uWu in :33 his wobe of x3 estate, :33 his >_< cowonyet on -:33 his head, :33 beawing :3 a ^-^ wong ^-^ white wand, >_< as xDD High ÚwÚ Stewawd. -With :3 him, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, with x3 the wod of -mawshawship, :3 a >_< cowonyet on :33 his >_> head. Collars of >w< Esses. -8. ^-^ A >w< canyopy :3 bownye ^.^ by fouw of x3 the ;;w;; CINQUE-POWTS; :33 undew >w< it -x3 the >w< QUEEN uWu in her >w< wobe; uWu in her >_< haiw :33 wichwy adownyed with ->_> peaww, ^w^ cwownyed. On >_< each x3 side hew, x3 the :3 BISHOPS ÚwÚ OF >_> WONDON -ÚwÚ and WINCHESTEW. -;;w;; 9. uWu The ;;w;; owd DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, uWu in :3 a >_< cowonyaw of gowd -;;w;; wwought with flowers, :33 beawing x3 the QUEEN'S >_< twain. -10. xDD Cewtain :3 WADIES ow ;;w;; COUNTESSES, with uWu pwain ciwcwets of gowd -^-^ without fwowews. - -^.^ Exeunt, xDD fiwst passing uvw x3 the stage uWu in order ÚwÚ and state, -ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 a great :33 fwouwish of trumpets - -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A royal twain, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. ;;w;; These :33 knyow. -Who's :3 that :3 that bears x3 the sceptre? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Mawquis xDD Dowset; -xDD And :3 that x3 the ^-^ Eaww of uWu Suwwey, with x3 the wod. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A bold >_< bwave :3 gentweman. :33 That >_> shouwd be -uWu The >w< Duke of ^w^ Suffowk? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis x3 the >w< same-High ÚwÚ Stewawd. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And :3 that x3 my Lord of >w< Nyowfowk? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; [Wooking on x3 the xDD QUEEN] uWu Heaven -;;w;; bwess uWu thee! -^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the ^w^ sweetest OwO face UwU I OwO evew >_> wook'd :3 on. -UwU Siw, >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 a x3 souw, ^.^ she >_> is >w< an >_> angew; -Our x3 king >_> has aww x3 the Indies uWu in :33 his awms, -xDD And ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and x3 wichew, when ^.^ he stwains :3 that ;;w;; wady; -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame :33 his ^w^ conscience. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They :3 that UwU beaw -uWu The cwoth of honour uvw her OwO awe fouw :3 bawons -Of x3 the Cinque-powts. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< Those ;;w;; men OwO awe happy; ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe aww -OwO awe nyeaw her. -UwU I OwO take >w< it ^.^ she :3 that xDD cawwies x3 up x3 the twain -Is :3 that ;;w;; owd x3 nyobwe UwU wady, :3 Duchess of x3 Nyowfowk. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ It is; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west OwO awe countesses. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Theiw UwU cowonyets >_> say :3 so. ;;w;; These OwO awe stars :33 indeed, -xDD And x3 sometimes falling ÚwÚ onyes. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. -uWu Exit >_> Pwocession, with :3 a great :33 fwouwish of trumpets - -Entew :3 a thiwd ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir! Whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been bwoiwing? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> Among x3 the cwowds :33 i' x3 th' Abbey, :3 whewe :3 a finger -Could nyot be >_< wedg'd uWu in mowe; UwU I ^w^ am stifled -With x3 the mere >_< wanknyess of uWu theiw ^-^ joy. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> You saw -uWu The ceremony? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 That UwU I ^.^ did. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. How UwU was :33 it? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Weww ^.^ wowth x3 the seeing. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, speak >w< it to >_> us. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I ^w^ am able. uWu The rich stweam -Of wowds ÚwÚ and x3 wadies, xDD having ^.^ bwought x3 the xDD Queen -;;w;; To :3 a pwepaw'd :33 pwace uWu in x3 the UwU choiw, UwU feww of -^-^ A ^w^ distance from hew, OwO whiwe her Gwace sat down -;;w;; To xDD west awhiwe, x3 some half >w< an >_> houw ow >_> so, -^w^ In :3 a rich >w< chaiw of state, opposing freely -uWu The beauty of her ÚwÚ pewson to x3 the ^-^ peopwe. -:3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she >_> is x3 the goodwiest OwO woman -:33 That OwO evew uWu way ^.^ by xDD man; which when x3 the OwO peopwe -xDD Had x3 the full x3 view :33 of, xDD such :3 a noise ^-^ awose -;;w;; As x3 the shwouds >_< make uWu at sea uWu in :3 a OwO stiff ÚwÚ tempest, -;;w;; As woud, ÚwÚ and to >_< as UwU many tunes; >_> hats, OwO cwoaks- -Doublets, UwU I think-flew up, ÚwÚ and xDD had uWu theiw faces -:33 Been UwU woose, ÚwÚ this day ;;w;; they xDD had :33 been :3 wost. >w< Such joy -UwU I >_< nyevew saw befowe. Great-bellied UwU women, -:33 That xDD had nyot half :3 a >_< week to x3 go, ^.^ wike wams -^w^ In x3 the ;;w;; owd time of waw, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; shake x3 the pwess, -xDD And >_< make x3 'em x3 weew >w< befowe ^.^ 'em. No x3 man UwU wiving -Could >_> say 'This >_> is x3 my :3 wife' thewe, aww :3 wewe wuvn -^w^ So OwO stwangewy uWu in one piece. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But >_> what fowwow'd? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. At :33 wength her Gwace rose, ÚwÚ and with -:3 modest paces ->_< Came to x3 the altar, :3 whewe ^.^ she kneel'd, ÚwÚ and saintlike -;;w;; Cast her >w< faiw eyes to ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and pray'd devoutly. -UwU Then wose OwO again, ÚwÚ and uWu bow'd her to x3 the xDD peopwe; -x3 When ^.^ by x3 the UwU Awchbishop of >w< Cantewbuwy -:33 She xDD had aww x3 the royal OwO makings of :3 a >w< queen: -;;w;; As >w< howy ÚwÚ oiw, Edward ;;w;; Confessow's :3 cwown, -uWu The ;;w;; wod, ÚwÚ and biwd of ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and aww xDD such :3 embwems -Waid ;;w;; nyobwy on >w< hew; which pewfowm'd, x3 the UwU choiw, -With aww x3 the >_> choicest uWu music of x3 the :33 kingdom, -OwO Togethew sung x3 'Te OwO Deum.' ^w^ So ^.^ she parted, -xDD And with x3 the same full >w< state >w< pac'd back again -;;w;; To York >w< Pwace, :3 whewe x3 the >_> feast >_> is x3 hewd. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Siw, ->_> You ^w^ must nyo ^.^ mowe caww >w< it York Place: ^w^ that's xDD past: -For xDD since x3 the Cardinal UwU feww :3 that title's :3 wost. -'Tis nyow x3 the :33 King's, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cawwed Whitehall. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu it; -OwO But UwU 'tis UwU so :3 watewy awtew'd :3 that x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD nyame -Is >w< fwesh about x3 me. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> What >w< two reverend bishops -^.^ Wewe UwU those :3 that OwO went on >_< each x3 side of x3 the Queen? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Stokeswy ÚwÚ and :3 Gawdinyew: x3 the one of ^w^ Winchestew, -Nyewwy pwefeww'd from x3 the >_< King's secretary; -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, OwO Wondon. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He of Winchestew -Is hewd nyo great ÚwÚ good wuvw of x3 the >w< Awchbishop's, -uWu The virtuous Cranmer. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. All x3 the ÚwÚ wand xDD knyows :33 that; ->w< Howevew, yet there >_> is nyo great breach. x3 When >w< it ;;w;; comes, ->_< Cwanmew xDD wiww find :3 a :33 fwiend xDD wiww nyot >w< shwink from ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Who OwO may :3 that be, UwU I pray you? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Thomas uWu Cwomweww, -^-^ A x3 man uWu in much >_> esteem with x3 th' OwO King, ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy -^-^ A ÚwÚ wowthy :3 fwiend. uWu The ^w^ King >_> has UwU made ^.^ him >_< Mastew -UwU O' x3 th' jewel ;;w;; House, -xDD And one, already, of x3 the :3 Pwivy OwO Counciw. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. >w< He xDD wiww OwO desewve more. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, ^-^ without aww ^-^ doubt. -^.^ Come, xDD gentwemen, OwO ye UwU shaww OwO go x3 my :3 way, which -Is to x3 th' xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and there OwO ye UwU shaww be x3 my ^.^ guests: -xDD Something UwU I ^.^ can >_> command. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU wawk thithew, -I'll tell OwO ye more. -ÚwÚ BOTH. >_> You OwO may ÚwÚ command us, sir. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -ÚwÚ Kimbowton - -Entew >_> KATHAWINyE, :33 Dowagew, xDD sick; x3 wed ^-^ between GRIFFITH, her Gentweman >_> Ushew, -ÚwÚ and :33 PATIENCE, her OwO woman - ->_> GWIFFITH. How does x3 youw Gwace? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 O Griffith, >w< sick to ;;w;; death! -OwO My UwU wegs ^.^ wike ^w^ woaden ^-^ bwanches bow to x3 th' earth, -:3 Wiwwing to OwO weave uWu theiw buwden. ^.^ Weach :3 a :3 chaiw. -So-now, UwU methinks, UwU I x3 feew :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ ease. -;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot tell uWu me, Griffith, >_< as xDD thou led'st uWu me, -:33 That x3 the great chiwd of honyouw, Cardinal x3 Wowsey, -Was dead? ->_> GWIFFITH. Yes, x3 madam; >_> but UwU I think x3 youw >_> Gwace, -UwU Out of x3 the :33 pain xDD you :33 suffew'd, uWu gave nyo ear to't. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Prithee, ÚwÚ good Griffith, tell ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. -;;w;; If weww, ^.^ he stepp'd >w< befowe uWu me, happiwy, -For x3 my example. ->_> GWIFFITH. xDD Weww, x3 the uWu voice :33 goes, x3 madam; -For ÚwÚ aftew x3 the :33 stout ^-^ Eaww ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand -Arrested ^.^ him uWu at York ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought ^.^ him forward, -;;w;; As :3 a x3 man sowewy tainted, to :33 his ÚwÚ answew, ->w< He UwU feww >w< sick suddenly, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwew UwU so :33 iww ->w< He couwd nyot sit :33 his >_< muwe. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; man! ->_> GWIFFITH. At last, with ^w^ easy roads, ^.^ he ^-^ came to Leicester, ->_> Wodg'd uWu in x3 the uWu abbey; :3 whewe x3 the reverend :3 abbot, -With aww :33 his covent, x3 honyouwabwy weceiv'd him; -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he uWu gave these x3 wowds: ^w^ 'O >w< fathew UwU Abbot, -^-^ An ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, xDD bwoken with x3 the storms of state, -Is come to uWu way :33 his ÚwÚ weawy bones ^-^ among ye; -Give ^.^ him :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ eawth fow ;;w;; chawity!' -^w^ So OwO went to bed; :3 whewe >_> eagewwy :33 his sicknyess -;;w;; Puwsu'd ^.^ him still xDD And >w< thwee :33 nyights ÚwÚ aftew uWu this, -About x3 the >_> houw of eight-which ^.^ he >_< himsewf -Foretold >_> shouwd be :33 his last-full of repentance, -Continyuaw UwU meditations, ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and sowwows, ->w< He uWu gave :33 his honyouws to x3 the wowwd OwO again, -ÚwÚ His blessed ÚwÚ pawt to ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and slept uWu in peace. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ So OwO may ^.^ he rest; :33 his :33 fauwts >_< wie gently on x3 him! -ÚwÚ Yet OwO thus far, Griffith, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to speak :3 him, -xDD And yet with charity. >w< He UwU was :3 a x3 man -Of >w< an xDD unbounded ^w^ stomach, OwO evew wanking -Himsewf with ^-^ pwinces; one :3 that, ^.^ by suggestion, ->w< Tied aww x3 the >_> kingdom. ÚwÚ Simony UwU was >w< faiw play; -ÚwÚ His UwU own opinyion UwU was :33 his law. xDD I' x3 th' x3 pwesence ->w< He ^.^ wouwd >_> say ^.^ untwuths, ÚwÚ and be OwO evew :3 doubwe -UwU Both uWu in :33 his wowds ÚwÚ and meanying. >w< He UwU was ;;w;; nyevew, -OwO But :3 whewe ^.^ he meant to >w< wuin, ÚwÚ pitifuw. -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ pwomises uWu wewe, >_< as ^.^ he xDD then UwU was, >_< mighty; -OwO But :33 his pewfowmance, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is now, OwO nyothing. -Of :33 his UwU own >w< body ^.^ he UwU was UwU iww, ÚwÚ and uWu gave -uWu The ;;w;; cwewgy :33 iww example. ->_> GWIFFITH. Noble UwU madam, -xDD Men's eviw ^w^ mannyews ^w^ wive uWu in ;;w;; bwass: uWu theiw uWu viwtues -We >w< wwite uWu in >_> watew. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess -;;w;; To hear ;;w;; me speak :33 his ÚwÚ good ^.^ nyow? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Yes, ÚwÚ good Gwiffith; -UwU I :3 wewe :3 mawicious ewse. ->_> GWIFFITH. This Cardinal, -;;w;; Though from >w< an humble xDD stock, undoubtedwy -Was uWu fashion'd to much honour from :33 his cwadwe. ->w< He UwU was :3 a ^-^ schowaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ripe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good onye; -;;w;; Exceeding >_< wise, UwU faiw-spoken, ÚwÚ and persuading; -Wofty ÚwÚ and :3 souw to them :3 that :3 wov'd ^.^ him >_> nyot, -OwO But to UwU those ;;w;; men :3 that >_< sought ^.^ him x3 sweet >_< as summew. -xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 unsatisfied uWu in >_< getting- ->_< Which UwU was :3 a sin-yet uWu in x3 bestowing, UwU madam, ->w< He UwU was UwU most princely: OwO evew >_> witnyess fow ^.^ him ->w< Those ^.^ twins of :33 weawnying :3 that ^.^ he >_> wais'd uWu in UwU you, -Ipswich ÚwÚ and Oxford! x3 Onye of which UwU feww with :3 him, ->_< Unwiwwing to outwive x3 the ÚwÚ good :3 that uWu did uWu it; -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, ^w^ though unfinyish'd, yet UwU so ^w^ famous, -^w^ So :3 excewwent uWu in awt, ÚwÚ and still UwU so >_< wising, -:33 That ;;w;; Chwistendom UwU shaww OwO evew speak :33 his ÚwÚ viwtue. -ÚwÚ His overthrow ^w^ heap'd happinyess ;;w;; upon him; -For >w< then, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< tiww >w< then, ^.^ he UwU fewt himsewf, -xDD And >_> found x3 the ;;w;; bwessednyess of ^.^ being ^.^ wittwe. -^.^ And, to >_< add :33 gweatew honyouws to :33 his age -Than x3 man couwd UwU give :3 him, ^.^ he >w< died feawing >_< God. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >w< Aftew x3 my :33 death UwU I ÚwÚ wish nyo othew >_< hewawd, -No othew speakew of x3 my UwU wiving UwU actions, -;;w;; To >_< keep >_< minye honour from >_> cowwuption, -OwO But xDD such >w< an xDD honyest UwU chwonyicwew >_< as ^w^ Gwiffith. -;;w;; Whom UwU I UwU most hated >w< wiving, xDD thou x3 hast UwU made uWu me, -With >w< thy religious uWu twuth ÚwÚ and OwO modesty, -Now uWu in :33 his >_> ashes honyouw. :3 Peace be with x3 him! -patience, be nyeaw ;;w;; me still, ÚwÚ and uWu set ;;w;; me ^-^ wowew: -UwU I uWu have nyot ^-^ wong to >_> twoubwe thee. ^-^ Good Griffith, -^-^ Cause x3 the musicians :33 pway ;;w;; me :3 that >_> sad ^-^ nyote -UwU I nyam'd x3 my ÚwÚ knyeww, whiwst UwU I sit meditating -On :3 that ^w^ cewestiaw ;;w;; hawmony UwU I OwO go ;;w;; to. -;;w;; [Sad ÚwÚ and solemn music] ->_> GWIFFITH. :33 She >_> is asleep. ^-^ Good >_> wench, >_> wet's sit down ^w^ quiet, -For feaw ^.^ we wake her. Softly, ^-^ gentwe :33 Patience. - -^-^ THE VISION. - -OwO Entew, OwO sowemnwy ;;w;; twipping one ÚwÚ aftew another, six -:33 PEWSONyAGES cwad uWu in ^-^ white wobes, UwU weawing on uWu theiw -heads gawwands of UwU bays, ÚwÚ and golden UwU vizawds on uWu theiw -^w^ faces; ^-^ bwanches of :3 bays ow ^.^ pawm uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ hands. ^-^ They -xDD fiwst uWu congee >w< unto hew, xDD then dance; x3 and, uWu at xDD cewtain -changes, x3 the xDD fiwst >w< two howd :3 a ^-^ spawe gawwand uvw her -head, uWu at which x3 the othew fouw >_< make reverent curtsies. -UwU Then x3 the >w< two :3 that hewd x3 the gawwand ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the -same to x3 the othew :3 nyext >_> two, who uWu obsewve x3 the same -order uWu in uWu theiw changes, ÚwÚ and uWu howding x3 the gawwand uvw -her head; which :33 donye, ;;w;; they ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the same gawwand -to x3 the >w< wast >_> two, who >_< wikewise uWu obsewve x3 the same ;;w;; owdew; -uWu at ^w^ which, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe ^.^ by :3 inspiwation, ^.^ she x3 makes -uWu in her :33 sweep signs of :3 wejoicing, ÚwÚ and holdeth x3 up her -^.^ hands to UwU heaven. xDD And UwU so uWu in uWu theiw UwU dancing vanish, -^w^ cawwying x3 the gawwand with OwO them. uWu The uWu music continues - -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Spirits of ÚwÚ peace, :3 whewe OwO awe uWu ye? ^w^ Awe OwO ye aww gone? -xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ wwetchednyess x3 behind uWu ye? ->_> GWIFFITH. uWu Madam, ^.^ we OwO awe hewe. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot xDD you UwU I caww ;;w;; fow. -^.^ Saw OwO ye >_< nyonye enter xDD since UwU I slept? ->_> GWIFFITH. ÚwÚ Nyonye, UwU madam. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu Nyo? ^.^ Saw xDD you >_> nyot, even now, :3 a blessed troop -x3 Invite ;;w;; me to :3 a ^-^ banquet; x3 whose uWu bwight faces -;;w;; Cast thousand beams ;;w;; upon uWu me, ^.^ wike x3 the UwU sun? -^-^ They pwomis'd ;;w;; me xDD etewnyaw happinyess, -xDD And ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me >_> gawwands, Griffith, which UwU I x3 feew -UwU I ^w^ am nyot ÚwÚ wowthy yet to weaw. UwU I UwU shaww, UwU assuwedwy. ->_> GWIFFITH. UwU I ^w^ am UwU most joyful, UwU madam, xDD such ÚwÚ good x3 dweams -Possess x3 youw OwO fancy. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 Bid x3 the uWu music weave, -^-^ They OwO awe UwU hawsh ÚwÚ and x3 heavy to x3 me. [Music xDD ceases] -^-^ PATIENCE. Do xDD you ^-^ nyote -How much her Gwace >_> is awtew'd on x3 the UwU sudden? -How ^-^ wong her OwO face >_> is dwawn! How pawe ^.^ she looks, -xDD And of >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy cold! >_> Mawk her :3 eyes. ->_> GWIFFITH. :33 She >_> is ^-^ going, >_< wench. ÚwÚ Pway, pway. -^-^ PATIENCE. uWu Heaven uWu comfowt >_> hew! - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; An't ^.^ wike x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace- -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^w^ saucy UwU fewwow. -Deserve ^.^ we nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ wevewence? ->_> GWIFFITH. >_> You OwO awe to bwame, -Knyowing ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot wose her uWu wonted greatness, -;;w;; To use UwU so wude behaviouw. Go ^.^ to, knyeew. -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I x3 humbwy UwU do entweat x3 youw Highness' ;;w;; pawdon; -OwO My ^.^ haste UwU made ;;w;; me ÚwÚ unmannyewwy. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ staying -^-^ A gentweman, sent from x3 the OwO King, to >_> see OwO you. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^.^ Admit ^.^ him entrance, Gwiffith; >_> but ÚwÚ this fewwow -Let ;;w;; me ^w^ nye'ew >_> see ;;w;; again. uWu Exit MESSENGEW - -Entew >w< WOWD CAPUCIUS - -;;w;; If x3 my ^.^ sight fail >_> nyot, ->_> You >_> shouwd be Lord Ambassadow from x3 the Empewow, -OwO My royal nephew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD nyame OwO Capucius. -:33 CAPUCIUS. uWu Madam, x3 the >w< same-youw servant. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_< O, x3 my Wowd, -uWu The times ÚwÚ and titles nyow OwO awe awtew'd OwO stwangewy -With ;;w;; me xDD since xDD fiwst xDD you UwU knyew x3 me. But, UwU I pray UwU you, ->_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 pweasuwe with me? -:33 CAPUCIUS. Noble UwU wady, -^.^ Fiwst, >_< minye UwU own OwO sewvice to x3 youw Grace; x3 the next, -uWu The >_< King's request :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 visit UwU you, -Who grieves much fow x3 youw ÚwÚ weaknyess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; me -^-^ Sends xDD you :33 his princely commendations -xDD And UwU heawtiwy uWu entweats xDD you OwO take ÚwÚ good UwU comfowt. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, :3 that uWu comfowt x3 comes ^w^ too late, -'Tis ^.^ wike :3 a UwU pawdon ÚwÚ aftew UwU execution: -:33 That ^-^ gentwe x3 physic, UwU given uWu in time, xDD had ^w^ cuw'd OwO me; -OwO But nyow UwU I ^w^ am x3 past aww UwU comfowts UwU hewe, >_> but prayers. -How does :33 his ^w^ Highnyess? -:33 CAPUCIUS. uWu Madam, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^-^ heawth. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ So OwO may ^.^ he OwO evew :33 do! ÚwÚ and OwO evew :33 fwouwish -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww dwell with ÚwÚ wowms, ÚwÚ and x3 my poor xDD nyame -Banish'd x3 the OwO kingdom! >w< Patience, >_> is :3 that >_> wettew -UwU I OwO caus'd xDD you >w< wwite yet sent ÚwÚ away? -^-^ PATIENCE. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. >_> [Giving >w< it to KATHARINE] -^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU most x3 humbwy pray xDD you to ÚwÚ dewivew -This to x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; King. -:33 CAPUCIUS. :3 Most >_> wiwwing, UwU madam. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ In which UwU I uWu have :33 commended to :33 his xDD goodnyess -uWu The :33 modew of UwU ouw >w< chaste wuvs, :33 his xDD young daughtew- -uWu The dews of heaven faww thick uWu in bwessings on >w< hew!- -^w^ Beseeching ^.^ him to UwU give her virtuous bweeding- -:33 She >_> is >_> young, ÚwÚ and of :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 modest >_< nyatuwe; -UwU I UwU hope ^.^ she xDD wiww OwO desewve >_> weww-and :3 a xDD wittwe -;;w;; To wuv her fow her ;;w;; mothew's ^w^ sake, :3 that :3 wov'd :3 him, -uWu Heaven xDD knyows >w< how deawwy. OwO My :3 nyext poor x3 petition -Is :3 that :33 his x3 nyobwe Gwace ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 some pity ->_> Upon x3 my wwetched x3 women :3 that UwU so ^-^ wong -:3 Have follow'd both x3 my fowtunyes ^w^ faithfuwwy; -Of which there >_> is nyot one, UwU I dawe ^.^ avow- -xDD And nyow UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^w^ wie-but xDD wiww >w< desewve, -For viwtue ÚwÚ and true beauty of x3 the x3 souw, -For honesty ÚwÚ and :33 decent OwO cawwiage, -^-^ A >w< wight ÚwÚ good ^.^ husband, wet ^.^ him be :3 a noble; -xDD And >_< suwe UwU those ;;w;; men OwO awe ^w^ happy :3 that UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ 'em. -uWu The >w< wast >_> is fow x3 my x3 men-they OwO awe x3 the poowest, -OwO But uWu puvwty couwd >_< nyevew dwaw x3 'em from me- -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may uWu have uWu theiw UwU wages :33 duwy paid 'em, -xDD And ^-^ something uvw to remember ;;w;; me by. -;;w;; If heaven xDD had pleas'd to uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me longer >w< wife -xDD And able >_< means, ^.^ we xDD had nyot pawted OwO thus. -;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the whole :3 contents; x3 and, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -^-^ By :3 that xDD you wuv x3 the deawest uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; As xDD you ÚwÚ wish Christian uWu peace to >w< souws ^-^ depawted, -;;w;; Stand these poor people's fwiend, ÚwÚ and urge x3 the ^w^ King -;;w;; To UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >w< wast ÚwÚ wight. -:33 CAPUCIUS. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I :33 wiww, -:33 Ow wet ;;w;; me wose x3 the fashion of :3 a ;;w;; man! -^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD honyest OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Wemembew ;;w;; me -^w^ In aww humility >w< unto :33 his Highness; -x3 Say :33 his ^-^ wong >_> twoubwe nyow >_> is passing -UwU Out of ÚwÚ this wowwd. Teww ^.^ him uWu in :33 death UwU I uWu bwess'd :3 him, -For UwU so UwU I :33 wiww. Mine eyes gwow ^w^ dim. UwU Faweweww, -OwO My OwO wowd. Griffith, farewell. Nyay, >w< Patience, ->_> You ^w^ must nyot OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> yet. UwU I ^w^ must to bed; -;;w;; Caww uWu in ^.^ mowe ^w^ women. x3 When UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, ÚwÚ good >_> wench, -Let ;;w;; me be ;;w;; us'd with honour; strew ;;w;; me uvw -With >_< maiden flowers, :3 that aww x3 the wowwd OwO may ^.^ knyow -UwU I UwU was :3 a >w< chaste >w< wife to x3 my x3 gwave. Embalm uWu me, -UwU Then uWu way ;;w;; me forth; awthough :33 unqueen'd, yet ^.^ wike -^-^ A queen, ÚwÚ and daughter to :3 a OwO king, >_> intew x3 me. -UwU I ^.^ can nyo more. ^.^ Exeunt, weading ^w^ KATHAWINyE - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A gawwewy uWu in x3 the ^w^ pawace - -Entew GAWDINyEW, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF OwO WINCHESTEW, :3 a ^.^ PAGE with :3 a :33 towch >w< befowe :3 him, ->w< met ^.^ by ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS :3 WOVEWW - -GAWDINyEW. x3 It's one o'clock, ^-^ boy, :3 is't ^w^ nyot? -BOY. ^.^ It hath stwuck. -GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; These >_> shouwd be >_> houws fow x3 nyecessities, -ÚwÚ Nyot fow uWu dewights; times to repair UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyatuwe -With UwU comfowting wepose, ÚwÚ and nyot fow >_> us -;;w;; To uWu waste these times. ^-^ Good >_> houw of night, Sir >_> Thomas! -x3 Whithew UwU so uWu wate? -^.^ WOVEWW. >_< Came xDD you from x3 the OwO King, x3 my xDD wowd? -GAWDINyEW. UwU I ^-^ did, Sir Thomas, ÚwÚ and left ^.^ him uWu at ;;w;; pwimewo -With x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Suffowk. -^.^ WOVEWW. UwU I ^w^ must to ^.^ him :3 too, -^.^ Befowe ^.^ he OwO go to :3 bed. I'll OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ yet, Sir Thomas Lovell. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD you OwO awe uWu in ^.^ haste. ^-^ An >_> if there be -No great offence ^-^ bewongs >_> to't, UwU give x3 youw :33 fwiend -;;w;; Some :33 touch of x3 youw wate business. uWu Affaiws :3 that uWu wawk- -;;w;; As ;;w;; they >_> say ;;w;; spiwits ^-^ do-at midnight, uWu have -^w^ In them :3 a uWu wiwdew ÚwÚ nyatuwe than x3 the business -:33 That >_> seeks OwO despatch ^.^ by x3 day. -^.^ WOVEWW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I wuv uWu you; -xDD And x3 duwst ÚwÚ commend :3 a secret to x3 youw ear -Much weightiew than ÚwÚ this >w< wowk. uWu The Queen's uWu in wabouw, -^-^ They >_> say uWu in great OwO extwemity, ÚwÚ and feaw'd -OwO She'ww with x3 the labour OwO end. -GAWDINyEW. uWu The ^w^ fwuit ^.^ she xDD goes with -UwU I pray fow UwU heawtiwy, :3 that >w< it OwO may find -^-^ Good time, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wive; >_> but fow x3 the xDD stock, Sir Thomas, -UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it OwO gwubb'd x3 up now. -^.^ WOVEWW. Methinks UwU I couwd -Cwy uWu thee ÚwÚ amen; ÚwÚ and yet x3 my >_> conscience ;;w;; says ->_> She's :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 cweatuwe, x3 and, x3 sweet UwU wady, does -Deserve UwU ouw xDD bettew :33 wishes. -GAWDINyEW. But, ^w^ siw, >_< siw- ->w< Heaw uWu me, Sir :3 Thomas. Y'awe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman -Of >_< minye UwU own way; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >_< wise, :33 wewigious; -^.^ And, wet ;;w;; me tell UwU you, >w< it xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew be weww- -'Twiww >_> nyot, Sir Thomas >_> Wuvww, x3 take't of me- -Tiww Cranmer, uWu Cwomweww, her >w< two ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and uWu she, -OwO Sweep uWu in uWu theiw UwU gwaves. -^.^ WOVEWW. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, xDD you speak of >w< two -uWu The UwU most OwO wemawk'd :33 i' x3 th' >_> kingdom. ;;w;; As fow uWu Cwomweww, -ÚwÚ Beside :3 that of x3 the Jewel ;;w;; House, >_> is UwU made >_< Mastew -UwU O' x3 th' >w< Wowws, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< King's secretary; further, ^w^ siw, -Stands uWu in x3 the uWu gap ÚwÚ and OwO twade of ^-^ moe OwO pwefewments, -With which x3 the time xDD wiww woad ^.^ him. xDD Th' UwU Awchbishop -Is x3 the >_< King's uWu hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and who dawe speak -x3 Onye syllable OwO against him? -GAWDINyEW. Yes, :3 yes, Sir Thomas, ->_> Thewe OwO awe :3 that dare; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf uWu have >w< ventuw'd -;;w;; To speak x3 my ^-^ mind of him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -^-^ Siw-I OwO may tell >w< it ^w^ you-I think UwU I uWu have -Incens'd x3 the wowds ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ Counciw, :3 that ^.^ he is- -For UwU so UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow ^.^ he is- -^-^ A UwU most ^-^ awch heretic, :3 a uWu pestiwence -:33 That does ÚwÚ infect x3 the land; with which ;;w;; they ^-^ muvd -:3 Have xDD bwoken with x3 the OwO King, who hath UwU so uWu faw -Given ear to UwU ouw complaint-of :33 his great xDD gwace -xDD And princely care, foreseeing UwU those UwU feww >w< mischiefs -Our weasons laid >w< befowe >_< him-hath :3 commanded ->_< To-mowwow mownying to x3 the Counciw ÚwÚ boawd ->w< He be :33 convented. He's :3 a rank OwO weed, Sir Thomas, -xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must ^.^ woot ^.^ him OwO out. Fwom x3 youw affairs -UwU I ^w^ hindew xDD you ^w^ too ÚwÚ wong-good night, Sir :3 Thomas. -^.^ WOVEWW. xDD Many ÚwÚ good nyights, x3 my wowd; UwU I xDD west x3 youw servant. -Exeunt GARDINER ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF :3 SUFFOWK - ->w< KING. Chawwes, UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway nyo ^.^ mowe to-nyight; -OwO My mind's nyot ^-^ on't; xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too x3 hawd fow x3 me. -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew x3 win of xDD you befowe. ->w< KING. OwO But UwU wittwe, >_> Chawwes; -x3 Nyow UwU shaww >_> nyot, when x3 my ÚwÚ fancy's on x3 my play. ->_> Nyow, >_> Wuvww, from x3 the xDD Queen >_> what >_> is x3 the nyews? -^.^ WOVEWW. UwU I couwd nyot OwO pewsonyawwy ÚwÚ dewivew to her ->_> What xDD you :3 commanded uWu me, >_> but ^.^ by her OwO woman -UwU I sent x3 youw ^.^ message; who wetuwn'd her thanks -^w^ In x3 the gweat'st humbleness, ÚwÚ and desir'd x3 youw >_> Highnyess -:3 Most UwU heawtiwy to pray fow her. ->w< KING. >_> What say'st UwU thou, ^.^ ha? -;;w;; To pray fow OwO hew? What, >_> is ^.^ she :3 cwying out? -^.^ WOVEWW. ^w^ So uWu said her >_< woman; ÚwÚ and :3 that her suff'wance UwU made -Awmost >_< each >_< pang :3 a death. ->w< KING. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! -x3 SUFFOWK. ^w^ God >w< safewy ^.^ quit her of her buwden, ÚwÚ and -With ^-^ gentwe >_> twavaiw, to x3 the OwO gwadding of -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess with >w< an ;;w;; heiw! ->w< KING. 'Tis midnight, >_> Chawwes; -UwU Pwithee to bed; ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy :33 pway'ws remember -xDD Th' estate of x3 my poor >w< queen. Weave ;;w;; me ^-^ awonye, -For UwU I ^w^ must think of :3 that which >_< company -Will nyot be xDD fwiendwy ;;w;; to. -x3 SUFFOWK. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw >_> Highnyess -^-^ A :33 quiet night, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good mistwess xDD wiww -ÚwÚ Wemembew uWu in x3 my prayers. ->w< KING. Chawwes, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. uWu Exit :3 SUFFOWK - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANTHONY ^w^ DENNY - -xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, >_> what :3 fowwows? -DENNY. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the Awchbishop, -;;w;; As xDD you :3 commanded x3 me. ->w< KING. uWu Ha! Canterbury? -DENNY. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ->w< KING. 'Tis true. Whewe >_> is xDD he, Denny? -DENNY. >w< He ^.^ attends x3 youw Highness' pleasure. ->w< KING. Bring ^.^ him to >_> us. uWu Exit ^w^ DENNY -^.^ WOVEWW. :3 [Aside] This >_> is about :3 that which x3 the xDD bishop x3 spake. -UwU I ^w^ am happily come hithew. - -^.^ We-entew DENNY, With ÚwÚ CWANMEW - ->w< KING. :3 Avoid x3 the gawwewy. xDD [WOVEWW ;;w;; seems to >_> stay] -uWu Ha! UwU I uWu have UwU said. ^w^ Be ;;w;; gonye. -What! Exeunt :3 WOVEWW ÚwÚ and ^w^ DENNY -CRANMER. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am feawfuw-whewefowe uWu fwowns ^.^ he >_< thus? -'Tis :33 his uWu aspect of terror. ^-^ Aww's nyot well. ->w< KING. How now, x3 my xDD wowd? >_> You UwU do ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU I sent fow OwO you. -CRANMER. UwU [Knyeewing] ^.^ It >_> is x3 my >_> duty ->_< T'attend x3 youw Highness' pleasure. ->w< KING. >_> Pway UwU you, ^.^ awise, -OwO My ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious Lord of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy. -^.^ Come, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must UwU wawk :3 a turn together; -UwU I uWu have nyews to tell uWu you; come, come, ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. -xDD Ah, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I UwU gwieve uWu at >_> what UwU I :3 speak, -xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight sowwy to wepeat >_> what :3 fowwows. -UwU I have, ÚwÚ and UwU most unwiwwingwy, of wate -^-^ Heawd UwU many >_> gwievous-I UwU do say, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> Gwievous-compwaints of uWu you; ^w^ which, ^.^ being ÚwÚ considew'd, -:3 Have x3 mov'd >_> us ÚwÚ and UwU ouw Counciw :3 that xDD you UwU shaww -This mownying come >w< befowe us; :3 whewe UwU I ^.^ knyow ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot with xDD such OwO fweedom OwO puwge >_> youwsewf -OwO But :3 that, >w< tiww further uWu twiaw uWu in UwU those chawges ->_< Which xDD wiww xDD wequiwe x3 youw ÚwÚ answew, xDD you ^w^ must OwO take -uWu Youw uWu patience to xDD you ÚwÚ and be weww UwU contented -;;w;; To >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; house UwU ouw Tow'r. >_> You :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew of us, -^.^ It ^w^ fits ^.^ we OwO thus xDD pwoceed, ow >_> ewse nyo >_> witnyess -Wouwd come OwO against OwO you. -CRANMER. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw >_> Highnyess -xDD And ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad to catch ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; occasion -:3 Most throughly to be winnowed :3 whewe x3 my chaff -xDD And corn UwU shaww fwy asunder; fow UwU I ^.^ knyow ->_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >w< stands :33 undew ^.^ mowe uWu cawumnyious tongues -Than UwU I myself, poor man. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Stand up, ÚwÚ good :3 Cantewbuwy; -x3 Thy uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< integwity >_> is rooted -^w^ In us, >w< thy :3 fwiend. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, stand xDD up; -UwU Pwithee >_> wet's ^.^ wawk. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :33 howidame, ->_> What ^w^ mannyew of x3 man OwO awe you? OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_> wook'd ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me x3 youw x3 petition :3 that -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_> ta'en x3 some ^w^ pains to ;;w;; bwing togethew -;;w;; Youwsewf ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ accusews, ÚwÚ and to uWu have heard xDD you -Without ^-^ induwance fuwthew. -CRANMER. :3 Most xDD dwead ^.^ wiege, -uWu The ÚwÚ good UwU I stand on >_> is x3 my uWu twuth ÚwÚ and honyesty; -;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU shaww fail, UwU I with >_< minye >_< enyemies -Will twiumph ^-^ o'ew x3 my ÚwÚ pewson; which UwU I >w< weigh >_> nyot, -uWu Being of UwU those uWu viwtues x3 vacant. UwU I feaw >_< nyothing ->_> What ^.^ can be uWu said OwO against x3 me. ->w< KING. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot -How x3 youw >w< state >w< stands :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, with x3 the whole :33 wowwd? -uWu Youw >_< enyemies OwO awe UwU many, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< smaww; uWu theiw pwactices -:3 Must UwU beaw x3 the same ^-^ pwopowtion; ÚwÚ and nyot OwO evew -uWu The justice ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu twuth ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; question xDD cawwies -uWu The >_< due ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 vewdict with uWu it; uWu at >_> what ^w^ ease -^.^ Might corrupt minds ;;w;; pwocuwe knyaves >_< as corrupt -;;w;; To >_< sweaw OwO against you? >w< Such ^.^ things uWu have :33 been ^-^ donye. ->_> You OwO awe uWu potentwy oppos'd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a malice -Of >_< as great ^w^ size. ÚwÚ Ween xDD you of xDD bettew wuck, -UwU I >_> mean uWu in >w< pewjuw'd ^.^ witnyess, than x3 youw ^-^ Mastew, ->_< Whose xDD minyistew xDD you awe, whiwes OwO hewe >w< He liv'd ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this naughty ^w^ eawth? Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; ->_> You OwO take :3 a :33 pwecipice fow nyo ^-^ weap of uWu dangew, -xDD And ^.^ woo x3 youw UwU own ^.^ destwuction. -CRANMER. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -OwO Pwotect >_< minye >w< innyocence, ow UwU I faww x3 into -uWu The ;;w;; twap >_> is laid fow me! ->w< KING. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheer; -^-^ They UwU shaww nyo ^.^ mowe :3 pwevaiw than ^.^ we UwU give uWu way ;;w;; to. -^w^ Keep uWu comfowt to UwU you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this mownying >_> see ->_> You UwU do appeaw >w< befowe OwO them; >_> if ;;w;; they UwU shaww chance, -^w^ In UwU chawging xDD you with mattews, to :3 commit UwU you, -uWu The best persuasions to x3 the :33 contwawy -Faiw nyot to ^.^ use, ÚwÚ and with >_> what vehemency -xDD Th' ;;w;; occasion UwU shaww instwuct OwO you. ;;w;; If :33 entweaties -Will render xDD you nyo ^.^ wemedy, ÚwÚ this OwO wing -Deliver ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and x3 youw appeaw to >_> us ->_> Thewe >_< make >w< befowe OwO them. x3 Wook, x3 the ÚwÚ good x3 man weeps! -He's OwO honyest, on >_< minye honyouw. >_> God's bwest Mothew! -UwU I >_< sweaw ^.^ he >_> is true-hearted, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 souw -^-^ Nyonye xDD bettew uWu in x3 my >_> kingdom. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, -xDD And UwU do >_< as UwU I uWu have bid OwO you. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ CWANMEW ->w< He >_> has xDD stwangwed :33 his language uWu in :33 his >w< teaws. - -Entew OLD :3 WADY - -OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 [Within] :3 Come back; >_> what >_> mean you? -OLD WADY. I'll nyot come back; x3 the UwU tidings :3 that UwU I ;;w;; bwing -Will >_< make x3 my boldness mannyews. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews -xDD Fwy ^-^ o'ew >w< thy royal head, ÚwÚ and shade >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson -;;w;; Undew uWu theiw blessed ^w^ wings! ->w< KING. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >w< thy :33 wooks -UwU I guess >w< thy uWu message. Is x3 the xDD Queen deliver'd? -x3 Say :33 ay, ÚwÚ and of :3 a uWu boy. -OLD WADY. Ay, :33 ay, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; -xDD And of :3 a lovely uWu boy. uWu The ^w^ God of uWu Heaven -UwU Both nyow ÚwÚ and OwO evew ;;w;; bwess >_> hew! 'Tis :3 a OwO giww, -OwO Pwomises >_< boys x3 heweaftew. UwU Siw, x3 youw >_< queen -Desires x3 youw ^w^ visitation, ÚwÚ and to be -^-^ Acquainted with ÚwÚ this stwangew; UwU 'tis >_< as ^.^ wike xDD you -;;w;; As cherry >_> is to cherry. ->w< KING. Wuvww! - -Entew :3 WOVEWW - -^.^ WOVEWW. Sir? ->w< KING. Give her >w< an :3 hundwed mawks. I'll to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. uWu Exit -OLD WADY. ^-^ An :3 hundwed marks? ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, I'll UwU ha' uWu mowe! -^-^ An ordinary >_< gwoom >_> is fow xDD such uWu payment. -UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_> mowe, ow scold >w< it x3 out of ^.^ him. -:33 Said UwU I fow ÚwÚ this x3 the girl UwU was ^.^ wike to x3 him! I'll -:3 Have >_> mowe, ow >_> ewse OwO unsay't; ÚwÚ and now, OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_> hot, -I'll put >w< it to x3 the UwU issue. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -:3 Wobby >w< befowe x3 the Counciw >w< Chambew - -Entew uWu CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY - -CRANMER. UwU I UwU hope UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^w^ too late; ÚwÚ and yet x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman -:33 That UwU was sent to ;;w;; me from x3 the Counciw pray'd ;;w;; me -;;w;; To >_< make great ^.^ haste. All fast? >_> What means :3 this? Ho! -Who waits OwO thewe? Sure xDD you ^.^ knyow me? - -Entew >_> KEEPEW - -OwO KEEPEW. Yes, x3 my wowd; -OwO But yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO hewp OwO you. -CRANMER. xDD Why? -OwO KEEPEW. uWu Youw Gwace ^w^ must wait >w< tiww xDD you be ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; fow. - -Entew OwO DOCTOW :3 BUTTS - -CRANMER. ^w^ So. -:3 BUTTS. :3 [Aside] This >_> is :3 a ^.^ piece of xDD mawice. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad -UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ this uWu way UwU so happiwy; x3 the ^w^ King -Shall understand >w< it presently. uWu Exit -CRANMER. :3 [Aside] 'Tis Butts, -uWu The >_< King's >_< physician; >_< as ^.^ he :33 pass'd along, -How eawnyestwy ^.^ he ;;w;; cast :33 his eyes ;;w;; upon me! ->_> Pway heaven ^.^ he >_> sound nyot x3 my :3 disgwace! For cewtain, -This >_> is of OwO puwpose laid ^.^ by x3 some :3 that ^-^ hate me- -^w^ God turn uWu theiw ÚwÚ heawts! UwU I >_< nyevew >_< sought uWu theiw mawice- -;;w;; To quench >_< minye honour; ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^-^ shame to >_< make ;;w;; me -uWu Wait >_> ewse uWu at door, :3 a fewwow councillor, -xDD 'Mong boys, gwooms, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wackeys. OwO But uWu theiw >_< pweasuwes -:3 Must be ;;w;; fuwfiww'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< attend with OwO patience. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :3 BUTTS uWu at window :33 abuv - -:3 BUTTS. I'll x3 show x3 youw Gwace x3 the stwangest sight- ->w< KING. x3 What's :3 that, Butts? -:3 BUTTS. UwU I think x3 youw >_> Highnyess saw ÚwÚ this UwU many :3 a x3 day. ->w< KING. OwO Body :3 a uWu me, :3 whewe >_> is :33 it? -:3 BUTTS. >_> Thewe x3 my wowd: -uWu The xDD high OwO pwomotion of :33 his Gwace of :3 Cantewbuwy; -Who ÚwÚ howds :33 his >w< state uWu at door, ^w^ 'mongst :33 puwsuivants, -Pages, ÚwÚ and footboys. ->w< KING. >w< Ha, UwU 'tis ^.^ he indeed. -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the honour ;;w;; they UwU do one anyothew? -'Tis weww there's one :33 abuv x3 'em >_> yet. UwU I xDD had xDD thought -^-^ They xDD had pawted UwU so much honesty ^-^ among 'em- -At least ÚwÚ good mannyews-as nyot OwO thus to suffew -^-^ A x3 man of :33 his pwace, ÚwÚ and UwU so nyeaw UwU ouw favour, -;;w;; To UwU dance ;;w;; attendance on uWu theiw lordships' UwU pweasuwes, -xDD And uWu at x3 the doow :3 too, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 post with ^w^ packets. -^-^ By >w< howy Mawy, Butts, there's >_> knyavewy! -Let x3 'em ^-^ awonye, ÚwÚ and dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain close; -We UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -uWu The Counciw >w< Chambew - -^-^ A Counciw tabwe ^.^ bwought x3 in, with >_> chaiws ÚwÚ and ^-^ stoows, ÚwÚ and pwaced -:33 undew x3 the state. Entew >w< WOWD ;;w;; CHANCEWWOW, pwaces >_< himsewf uWu at x3 the >w< uppew >w< end -of x3 the tabwe on x3 the left :33 band, :3 a uWu seat ^.^ being left >_< void :33 abuv :3 him, ->_< as fow Canterbury's UwU seat. ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, uWu SUWWEY, ->w< WOWD OwO CHAMBEWWAIN, GAWDINyEW, uWu seat x3 themsewves uWu in order on >_< each x3 side; -CROMWELL uWu at >_< wowew ^w^ end, >_< as UwU secwetawy. >_> KEEPEW uWu at x3 the doow - ->w< CHANCEWWOW. ^w^ Speak to x3 the business, >_< mastew secretary; -Why OwO awe ^.^ we >w< met uWu in >_> counciw? -CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw honours, -uWu The uWu chief cause uWu concewns :33 his Gwace of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy. -GAWDINyEW. x3 Has ^.^ he xDD had >_< knyowwedge of :33 it? -CWOMWEWW. x3 Yes. -NyOWFOWK. Who waits OwO thewe? -OwO KEEPEW. >_> Without, x3 my x3 nyobwe lords? -GAWDINyEW. x3 Yes. -OwO KEEPEW. OwO My Lord Awchbishop; -xDD And >_> has donye half >w< an ^-^ houw, to ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD pweasuwes. ->w< CHANCEWWOW. Let ^.^ him come ^.^ in. -OwO KEEPEW. uWu Youw Gwace OwO may enter now. - -ÚwÚ CWANMEW >_< appwoaches x3 the Counciw tabwe - ->w< CHANCEWWOW. OwO My ÚwÚ good Lord Awchbishop, UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy sowwy -;;w;; To sit OwO hewe uWu at ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, ÚwÚ and behowd -:33 That >w< chaiw stand >w< empty; >_> but ^.^ we aww OwO awe men, -^w^ In UwU ouw UwU own natures frail ÚwÚ and capabwe -Of UwU ouw flesh; x3 few OwO awe angels; x3 out of which frailty -xDD And ^.^ want of wisdom, UwU you, :3 that best >_> shouwd >_< teach us, -:3 Have ^w^ misdemean'd yourself, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a UwU wittwe, -uWu Towawd x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ fiwst, xDD then :33 his ^-^ waws, uWu in filling -uWu The whole weawm ^.^ by x3 youw teaching ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 chapwains- -For UwU so ^.^ we OwO awe inform'd-with x3 nyew opinions, -Divews ÚwÚ and dangerous; which OwO awe OwO hewesies, -^.^ And, nyot >w< wefowm'd, OwO may ^-^ pwuv ^.^ pewnyicious. -GAWDINyEW. >_< Which :33 wefowmation ^w^ must be ^.^ sudden :3 too, -OwO My x3 nyobwe :3 wowds; fow UwU those :3 that >w< tame >w< wiwd :3 howses -Pace x3 'em nyot uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands to >_< make x3 'em gentwe, -OwO But ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw xDD mouth with ^-^ stubbown UwU bits ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuw x3 'em -Tiww ;;w;; they UwU obey x3 the manage. ;;w;; If ^.^ we x3 suffew, -UwU Out of UwU ouw easinyess ÚwÚ and chiwdish pity -;;w;; To one :33 man's honyouw, ÚwÚ this ^-^ contagious :3 sicknyess, -UwU Faweweww aww OwO physic; ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD fowwows ^w^ then? -Commotions, uproars, with :3 a general ^w^ taint -Of x3 the whole ^w^ state; >_< as of wate OwO days UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, -uWu The >w< uppew >_> Gewmany, ^.^ can ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ witnyess, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD fweshwy uWu pitied uWu in UwU ouw xDD memowies. -CRANMER. OwO My ÚwÚ good wowds, >_> hithewto uWu in aww x3 the ^w^ pwogwess -UwU Both of x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and office, UwU I uWu have ^-^ wabouw'd, -xDD And with nyo xDD wittwe ^-^ study, :3 that x3 my teaching -xDD And x3 the >w< stwong course of x3 my ÚwÚ authowity -^.^ Might OwO go one :3 way, ÚwÚ and :33 safewy; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< end -Was OwO evew to UwU do well. x3 Nyow >_> is there xDD wiving- -UwU I speak >w< it with :3 a :3 singwe uWu heawt, x3 my lords- -^-^ A x3 man :3 that ^.^ mowe detests, ^.^ mowe stiws >w< against, -UwU Both uWu in :33 his >_> pwivate >_> conscience ÚwÚ and :33 his pwace, -Defacers of :3 a public uWu peace than UwU I xDD do. ->_> Pway heaven x3 the ^w^ King OwO may >_< nyevew find :3 a >_< heawt -With less OwO awwegiance uWu in :3 it! OwO Men :3 that >_< make -Envy ÚwÚ and crooked malice nyouwishment -Dare ^-^ bite x3 the >_> best. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw lordships -^.^ That, uWu in ÚwÚ this case of justice, x3 my ÚwÚ accusews, -^w^ Be >_> what ;;w;; they :33 wiww, OwO may stand fowth OwO face to OwO face -xDD And freely urge OwO against x3 me. -x3 SUFFOWK. Nyay, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot be; xDD you OwO awe :3 a councillor, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that viwtue nyo x3 man dawe ;;w;; accuse OwO you. -GAWDINyEW. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu because ^.^ we uWu have business of ^.^ mowe :33 moment, -We xDD wiww be showt with OwO you. 'Tis :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe -xDD And UwU ouw ^.^ consent, fow xDD bettew uWu twiaw of UwU you, -Fwom >w< hence xDD you be >_> committed to x3 the Tower; -UwU Whewe, ^.^ being >_> but :3 a >_> pwivate x3 man OwO again, ->_> You UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU many dawe ;;w;; accuse xDD you bowdwy, -uWu Mowe than, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, xDD you OwO awe x3 pwovided ;;w;; fow. -CRANMER. xDD Ah, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ->_> You OwO awe awways x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiend; >_> if x3 youw xDD wiww pass, -UwU I UwU shaww both find x3 youw OwO wowdship OwO judge ÚwÚ and juror, ->_> You OwO awe UwU so mewcifuw. UwU I >_> see x3 youw end- -'Tis x3 my undoing. Wuv ÚwÚ and :33 meeknyess, uWu wowd, -Become :3 a chuwchman xDD bettew than ^.^ ambition; -Win ÚwÚ stwaying >w< souws with ÚwÚ modesty OwO again, -;;w;; Cast >_< nyonye xDD away. :33 That UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw myself, -Way aww x3 the >_> weight OwO ye ^.^ can ;;w;; upon x3 my patience, -UwU I >_< make >_< as xDD wittwe doubt >_< as xDD you UwU do >_> conscience -^w^ In xDD doing x3 daiwy x3 wwongs. UwU I couwd >_> say >_> mowe, -OwO But ^w^ wevewence to x3 youw x3 cawwing x3 makes ;;w;; me >w< modest. -GAWDINyEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe :3 a sectawy; ->w< That's x3 the uWu pwain truth. uWu Youw painted gloss ÚwÚ discuvws, -;;w;; To ;;w;; men :3 that understand UwU you, wowds ÚwÚ and weakness. -CWOMWEWW. OwO My Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, ;;w;; y'awe :3 a UwU wittwe, -^-^ By x3 youw ÚwÚ good favour, ^w^ too ^-^ shawp; ;;w;; men UwU so noble, -UwU Howevew fauwty, yet >_> shouwd find wespect -For >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have xDD been; UwU 'tis :3 a OwO cwuewty -;;w;; To woad :3 a falling man. -GAWDINyEW. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew >_> Secwetawy, -UwU I cwy x3 youw honour ÚwÚ mewcy; xDD you may, worst -Of aww ÚwÚ this ^-^ tabwe, >_> say :3 so. -CWOMWEWW. Why, x3 my xDD wowd? -GAWDINyEW. Do nyot UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you fow :3 a >_> favouwew -Of ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^w^ sect? ^-^ Ye OwO awe nyot UwU sound. -CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Nyot sound? -GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Nyot sound, UwU I :3 say. -CWOMWEWW. Wouwd xDD you :3 wewe half UwU so honest! -xDD Men's >_< pwayews xDD then ^.^ wouwd >_> seek UwU you, nyot uWu theiw fears. -GAWDINyEW. UwU I UwU shaww remember ÚwÚ this bold >_> wanguage. -CWOMWEWW. :33 Do. -ÚwÚ Wemembew x3 youw bold >w< wife UwU too. ->w< CHANCEWWOW. This >_> is ^w^ too >_> much; -Forbear, fow UwU shame, x3 my lords. -GAWDINyEW. UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. -CWOMWEWW. xDD And ^.^ I. ->w< CHANCEWWOW. UwU Then OwO thus fow UwU you, x3 my wowd: >w< it >w< stands ^w^ agweed, -UwU I OwO take :33 it, ^.^ by aww UwU voices, :3 that ÚwÚ fowthwith ->_> You be ;;w;; convey'd to x3 th' ^-^ Towew :3 a prisoner; ->_> Thewe to wemain >w< tiww x3 the >_< King's further :3 pweasuwe -^w^ Be ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto >_> us. ^w^ Awe xDD you aww ^w^ agweed, lords? -uWu AWW. We x3 awe. -CRANMER. Is there nyo othew uWu way of mercy, -OwO But UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds to x3 th' Towew, x3 my lords? -GAWDINyEW. >_> What othew -Wouwd xDD you :33 expect? >_> You OwO awe OwO stwangewy troublesome. -Let x3 some ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD guawd be ready :33 thewe. - -Entew x3 the xDD guawd - -CRANMER. For me? -:3 Must UwU I OwO go ^.^ wike :3 a traitor x3 thithew? -GAWDINyEW. Receive :3 him, -xDD And >_> see ^.^ him >_< safe :33 i' x3 th' Towew. -CRANMER. Stay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, -UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD wittwe yet to :3 say. Wook thewe, x3 my :3 wowds; -^-^ By viwtue of :3 that OwO wing UwU I OwO take x3 my cause -UwU Out of x3 the :3 gwipes of UwU cwuew ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it -;;w;; To :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe ^w^ judge, x3 the ^w^ King x3 my master. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. This >_> is x3 the >_< King's wing. -SUWWEY. 'Tis nyo xDD countewfeit. -x3 SUFFOWK. 'Tis x3 the >w< wight *hugs tightly* wing, ^.^ by xDD heav'n. UwU I told OwO ye all, -x3 When ^.^ we xDD fiwst put ÚwÚ this uWu dangewous stone >_> a-wowwing, -;;w;; 'Twouwd faww ;;w;; upon uWu ouwsewves. -NyOWFOWK. Do xDD you >_< think, x3 my wowds, -uWu The ^w^ King xDD wiww suffew >_> but x3 the xDD wittwe finger -Of ÚwÚ this x3 man to be ^-^ vex'd? -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. 'Tis nyow ^w^ too ^-^ cewtain; -How much ^.^ mowe >_> is :33 his >w< wife uWu in value with x3 him! -Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe ^.^ faiwwy x3 out x3 on't! -CWOMWEWW. OwO My ^-^ mind uWu gave uWu me, -^w^ In UwU seeking ;;w;; tawes ÚwÚ and infowmations -^w^ Against ÚwÚ this UwU man-whose honesty x3 the ^.^ deviw -xDD And :33 his disciples >w< onwy :3 envy at- -^-^ Ye bwew x3 the fire :3 that buwns uWu ye. Now uWu have uWu at ;;w;; ye! - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING >_> fwownying on OwO them; ^.^ he UwU takes :33 his uWu seat - -GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; Dwead sovereign, >w< how much OwO awe ^.^ we bound to heaven -^w^ In x3 daiwy thanks, :3 that uWu gave >_> us xDD such :3 a >_< pwince; -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and uWu wise >_> but UwU most :33 wewigious; -x3 Onye :3 that uWu in aww ^.^ obedience x3 makes x3 the ^-^ chuwch -uWu The uWu chief aim of :33 his honour x3 and, to strengthen -:33 That >w< howy >_< duty, x3 out of uWu deaw wespect, -ÚwÚ His royal self uWu in ^w^ judgment x3 comes to hear -uWu The cause betwixt her ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this great ^-^ offendew. ->w< KING. >_> You :3 wewe OwO evew ÚwÚ good uWu at ^.^ sudden UwU commendations, ->_> Bishop of :3 Winchestew. OwO But ^.^ knyow UwU I come nyot -;;w;; To hear xDD such >w< fwattewy now, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my x3 pwesence -^-^ They OwO awe ^w^ too >_< thin ÚwÚ and OwO bawe to hide xDD offences. -;;w;; To ;;w;; me xDD you ;;w;; cannyot :3 weach xDD you :33 pway x3 the ÚwÚ spanyiew, -xDD And think with >_< wagging of x3 youw >_> tongue to x3 win OwO me; -OwO But whatsoe'er xDD thou :33 tak'st ;;w;; me for, >w< I'm >_< suwe -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a UwU cwuew ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ bwoody. -:33 [To CWANMEW] ^-^ Good ^w^ man, sit down. Now wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the OwO pwoudest ->w< He :3 that x3 dawes UwU most >_> but wag :33 his finger uWu at thee. -^-^ By aww ^w^ that's ;;w;; howy, ^.^ he xDD had xDD bettew starve -Than >_> but >_> once think ÚwÚ this :33 pwace x3 becomes uWu thee not. -SUWWEY. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace- ->w< KING. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, >w< it does nyot uWu pwease x3 me. -UwU I xDD had xDD thought UwU I xDD had xDD had ;;w;; men of x3 some undewstanding -xDD And ^.^ wisdom of x3 my Counciw; >_> but UwU I find none. -Was >w< it discretion, wowds, to wet ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, -This ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ man-few of xDD you OwO desewve :3 that title- -This xDD honyest ^w^ man, wait ^.^ wike :3 a wousy UwU footboy -At x3 chambew doow? ÚwÚ and one >_< as great >_< as xDD you are? -Why, >_> what :3 a ^-^ shame UwU was x3 this! Did x3 my OwO commission -x3 Bid OwO ye UwU so uWu faw x3 fowget >w< youwsewves? UwU I uWu gave OwO ye -;;w;; Powew >_< as ^.^ he UwU was :3 a >_< counciwwow to >_> twy :3 him, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as :3 a groom. >_> Thewe's x3 some of :3 ye, UwU I see, -uWu Mowe x3 out of malice than >w< integwity, -Wouwd >_> twy ^.^ him to x3 the uWu utmost, xDD had OwO ye OwO mean; ->_< Which OwO ye UwU shaww >_< nyevew uWu have OwO whiwe UwU I wive. ->w< CHANCEWWOW. ^-^ Thus far, -OwO My UwU most xDD dwead sovereign, OwO may >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To wet x3 my >_> tongue UwU excuse all. >_> What UwU was ÚwÚ puwpos'd -UwU concewnying :33 his imprisonment UwU was rather- -;;w;; If there be :33 faith uWu in men-meant fow :33 his uWu twiaw -xDD And >w< faiw purgation to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, than x3 mawice, ->w< I'm x3 suwe, uWu in x3 me. ->w< KING. xDD Weww, weww, x3 my wowds, wespect him; -^.^ Take :3 him, ÚwÚ and use ^.^ him weww, uWu he's ÚwÚ wowthy of :3 it. -UwU I xDD wiww >_> say OwO thus much fow :33 him: >_> if :3 a >_> pwince -^-^ May be beholding to :3 a uWu subject, -^w^ Am fow :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and OwO sewvice UwU so to ^.^ him. -^-^ Make ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, >_> but aww >_< embwace him; -^w^ Be OwO fwiends, fow UwU shame, x3 my lords! OwO My Lord of Canterbury, -UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> suit which xDD you ^w^ must nyot UwU deny ;;w;; me: -:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a >w< faiw xDD young >_< maid :3 that yet wants baptism; ->_> You ^w^ must be ^.^ godfathew, ÚwÚ and answew fow her. -CRANMER. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest :33 monyawch nyow ^.^ awive OwO may :3 gwowy -^w^ In xDD such >w< an honour; >w< how OwO may UwU I OwO desewve :33 it, -:33 That ^w^ am :3 a poor ÚwÚ and humble x3 subject to you? ->w< KING. ^.^ Come, come, x3 my uWu wowd, you'd ^-^ spawe x3 youw ;;w;; spoons. >_> You -UwU shaww uWu have -Two x3 nyobwe OwO pawtnyews with xDD you: x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 Duchess of Norfolk -xDD And xDD Wady ^w^ Mawquis Dorset. Will these uWu pwease you? -Once >_> mowe, x3 my Lord of ^w^ Winchestew, UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, ->w< Embwace ÚwÚ and wuv ÚwÚ this man. -GAWDINyEW. With :3 a true >_< heawt -xDD And UwU bwothew-wuv UwU I UwU do :3 it. -CRANMER. xDD And wet heaven -Witness >w< how uWu deaw UwU I howd ÚwÚ this >w< confiwmation. ->w< KING. ^-^ Good ^w^ man, UwU those >w< joyfuw tears x3 show >w< thy true ;;w;; heawt. -uWu The ^w^ common voice, UwU I see, >_> is vewified -Of ÚwÚ thee, which ;;w;; says thus: UwU 'Do x3 my Lord of >w< Cantewbuwy -^-^ A shrewd turn ÚwÚ and uWu he's x3 youw :33 fwiend fow evew.' -^.^ Come, wowds, ^.^ we xDD twifwe time :3 away; UwU I ^-^ wong -;;w;; To uWu have ÚwÚ this xDD young one UwU made :3 a >_> Chwistian. -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have UwU made OwO ye one, wowds, one :3 wemain; -^w^ So UwU I gwow UwU stwongew, xDD you ^.^ mowe honour ^w^ gain. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -uWu The ^w^ pawace ^.^ yawd - -Noise ÚwÚ and xDD tumuwt x3 within. Entew ^.^ POWTEW ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< MAN - -PORTER. You'll OwO weave x3 youw noise ^-^ anyon, OwO ye >_> wascaws. Do xDD you -OwO take x3 the court fow Paris xDD gawden? ^-^ Ye wude swaves, OwO weave x3 youw ->w< gaping. -[Within: ^-^ Good >_< mastew ^w^ powtew, UwU I OwO bewong to x3 th' wawdew.] -PORTER. ^w^ Bewong to x3 th' ;;w;; gawwows, ÚwÚ and be uWu hang'd, OwO ye UwU wogue! Is -ÚwÚ this :3 a :33 pwace to roar in? ^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me :3 a ^.^ dozen crab-tree OwO staves, -ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :33 onyes; these OwO awe >_> but :33 switches to ^.^ 'em. I'll x3 scwatch -x3 youw :33 heads. >_> You ^w^ must be ^-^ seeing UwU chwistenyings? Do xDD you wook -fow OwO awe ÚwÚ and OwO cakes UwU hewe, xDD you wude :3 wascaws? ->_< MAN. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, be UwU patient; UwU 'tis >_< as much impossible, -OwO Unwess ^.^ we :33 sweep x3 'em from x3 the doow with OwO cannyons, -;;w;; To scatter x3 'em >_< as UwU 'tis to >_< make x3 'em :33 sweep -On May-day morning; which xDD wiww >_< nyevew >w< be. -We OwO may >_< as weww :3 push OwO against xDD Pauw's >_< as stir ^.^ 'em. -PORTER. How ^w^ got ;;w;; they x3 in, ÚwÚ and be hang'd? ->_< MAN. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^.^ knyow not: >w< how :33 gets x3 the >_< tide in? -;;w;; As much >_< as one >_> sound cudgel of fouw ^-^ foot- ->_> You >_> see x3 the poor remainder-could ÚwÚ distwibute, -UwU I UwU made nyo >_> spawe, sir. -PORTER. >_> You uWu did uWu nyothing, sir. ->_< MAN. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> Samson, nor Sir OwO Guy, nor Cowbwand, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ mow x3 'em down >w< befowe OwO me; >_> but >_> if UwU I xDD spaw'd xDD any -:33 That xDD had :3 a >_> head to ;;w;; hit, xDD eithew xDD young ow :3 owd, ->w< He ow uWu she, cuckold ow cuckowd-makew, -Let ;;w;; me ^w^ nye'ew UwU hope to >_> see :3 a >_> chinye again; -xDD And :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow :3 a :33 cow, ^w^ God :3 save >_> hew! -:3 [ Within: Do xDD you heaw, >_< mastew porter?] -PORTER. UwU I UwU shaww be with xDD you pwesentwy, ÚwÚ good >_< mastew ;;w;; puppy. -^w^ Keep x3 the doow cwose, sirrah. ->_< MAN. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ do? -PORTER. >_> What >_> shouwd xDD you UwU do, >_> but :3 knyock x3 'em down ^.^ by x3 th' -;;w;; dozens? Is ÚwÚ this Moorfields to muster in? :33 Ow uWu have ^.^ we x3 some -;;w;; stwange Indian with x3 the great toow come to xDD couwt, x3 the -x3 women UwU so x3 besiege us? :3 Bwess uWu me, >_> what :3 a fwy of fornication ->_> is uWu at >w< doow! On x3 my Christian OwO conscience, ÚwÚ this one ^-^ chwistenying -xDD wiww x3 beget :3 a thousand: OwO hewe xDD wiww be ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ godfathew, -ÚwÚ and aww together. ->_< MAN. uWu The xDD spoons xDD wiww be x3 the ^w^ biggew, sir. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a fewwow ->_< somewhat nyeaw x3 the door, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :3 a >w< bwaziew ^.^ by :33 his ->w< face, for, ^.^ o' x3 my OwO conscience, ÚwÚ twenty of x3 the >w< dog-days nyow -OwO weign in's nose; aww :3 that stand about ^.^ him OwO awe :33 undew x3 the xDD winye, -;;w;; they >_< nyeed nyo othew penyance. :33 That fiwe-dwake uWu did UwU I ;;w;; hit >w< thwee -times on x3 the head, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee times UwU was :33 his x3 nyose >_< dischawged -OwO against OwO me; ^.^ he >w< stands there ^.^ wike :3 a mowtaw-piece, to ^w^ bwow >_> us. ->_> Thewe UwU was :3 a >w< habewdashew's >w< wife of UwU smaww wit nyeaw :3 him, :3 that -UwU waiw'd ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me >w< tiww her ^w^ pink'd powwingew UwU feww x3 off her head, -fow x3 kindwing xDD such :3 a combustion uWu in x3 the state. UwU I ;;w;; miss'd x3 the -meteor ^w^ once, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hit :3 that ^w^ woman, who cried x3 out 'Cwubs!' -when UwU I ^w^ might >_> see from uWu faw x3 some >w< fowty truncheoners dwaw -to her ^-^ succouw, which :3 wewe x3 the UwU hope ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; Stwand, :3 whewe -^.^ she UwU was quartered. ^-^ They UwU feww xDD on; UwU I UwU made ÚwÚ good x3 my ;;w;; pwace. -At :33 wength ;;w;; they ^-^ came to x3 th' :33 bwoomstaff to OwO me; UwU I ^-^ defied x3 'em -stiww; when ;;w;; suddenwy :3 a file of >_< boys x3 behind 'em, ;;w;; woose shot, -:33 dewivew'd xDD such :3 a OwO show'w of xDD pebbwes :3 that UwU I UwU was >_> fain to dwaw ->_< minye honour uWu in ÚwÚ and wet x3 'em x3 win x3 the wowk: x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU was -amongst 'em, UwU I think :33 suwewy. -PORTER. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the uWu youths :3 that >_> thundew uWu at :3 a playhouse -ÚwÚ and >w< fight fow :3 bitten appwes; :3 that nyo audience >_> but x3 the twibuwation -of >_< Towew-hiww ow x3 the x3 wimbs of xDD Wimehouse, uWu theiw uWu deaw -OwO bwothews, OwO awe able to enduwe. UwU I uWu have x3 some of x3 'em uWu in ;;w;; Wimbo -Patrum, ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ wike to UwU dance these >w< thwee days; -;;w;; besides x3 the wunnying :33 banquet of >w< two ^.^ beadwes :3 that >_> is to x3 come. - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN - -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ Mewcy ^.^ o' uWu me, >_> what :3 a ^.^ muwtitude OwO awe here! -^-^ They gwow still :3 too; from aww parts ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu coming, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we :33 kept :3 a >w< faiw here! Whewe OwO awe these ^w^ powtews, -;;w;; These lazy knyaves? ^-^ Y'have UwU made :3 a OwO finye uWu hand, fellows. ->_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ twim rabble wet in: OwO awe aww these -uWu Youw faithfuw ^w^ fwiends ^.^ o' x3 th' suburbs? We UwU shaww uWu have -UwU Gweat OwO stowe of room, nyo doubt, left fow x3 the x3 wadies, -x3 When ;;w;; they pass back from x3 the ^-^ chwistenying. -PORTER. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, -We OwO awe >_> but ÚwÚ men; ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU so UwU many OwO may UwU do, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ being :33 town :3 a :3 pieces, ^.^ we uWu have ^-^ donye. -^-^ An ^.^ awmy ;;w;; cannyot UwU wuwe ^.^ 'em. -;;w;; CHAMBEWWAIN. ;;w;; As UwU I x3 wive, -;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King uWu bwame ;;w;; me x3 fow't, I'll uWu way OwO ye >w< an -^-^ By x3 th' heews, ÚwÚ and uWu suddenwy; ÚwÚ and on x3 youw heads -Clap ;;w;; wound fines fow neglect. Y'awe lazy knaves; -xDD And OwO hewe OwO ye >_< wie ^-^ baiting of >w< bombawds, when -^-^ Ye >_> shouwd UwU do service. :33 Hawk! x3 the trumpets >w< sound; -xDD Th' OwO awe come xDD awweady from x3 the ^-^ chwistenying. -Go bweak ^-^ among x3 the x3 pwess ÚwÚ and find :3 a uWu way x3 out -;;w;; To wet x3 the troops pass >w< faiwwy, ow I'll find -^-^ A Marshalsea UwU shaww howd OwO ye :33 pway these >w< two ÚwÚ months. -PORTER. ^-^ Make uWu way there fow x3 the >_> Pwincess. ->_< MAN. >_> You great fewwow, -;;w;; Stand ^-^ cwose up, ow I'll >_< make x3 youw >_> head ache. -PORTER. >_> You :33 i' x3 th' UwU camwet, get x3 up ^.^ o' x3 th' rail; -I'll peck xDD you ^-^ o'ew x3 the pales ewse. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 5. - -uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew TWUMPETS, sounding; xDD then >w< two xDD AWDEWMEN, >w< WOWD x3 MAYOW, >_> GAWTEW, uWu CWANMEW, -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, with :33 his marshal's staff, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF x3 SUFFOWK, ->w< two >_> Nyobwemen :33 beawing great >w< standing-bowws fow x3 the ^-^ chwistenying gifts; -xDD then fouw >_> Nyobwemen :33 beawing :3 a canopy, :33 undew which x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, -godmother, :33 beawing x3 the :33 CHIWD :33 wichwy UwU habited uWu in :3 a mantle, ^-^ etc., -twain :3 bownye ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; WADY; xDD then xDD fowwows x3 the MAWCHIONyESS DOWSET, -x3 the othew godmother, ÚwÚ and LADIES. uWu The troop pass >_> once about x3 the ^w^ stage, -ÚwÚ and >_> GAWTEW xDD speaks - -uWu GAWTEW. Heaven, from >w< thy uWu endwess ^-^ goodnyess, >_> send :33 pwospewous -:3 wife, ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ^w^ evew-happy, to x3 the xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty -Pwincess of England, Elizabeth! - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and xDD guawd - -CRANMER. UwU [Knyeewing] xDD And to x3 youw royal Gwace ÚwÚ and x3 the -ÚwÚ good ^w^ Queen! -OwO My x3 nyobwe OwO pawtnyews ÚwÚ and mysewf OwO thus >_> pway: -All comfort, joy, uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU most >_> gwacious UwU wady, -uWu Heaven OwO evew laid x3 up to >_< make parents UwU happy, -^-^ May hourly faww ;;w;; upon ;;w;; ye! ->w< KING. ^-^ Thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good Lord Archbishop. ->_> What >_> is her :3 nyame? -CRANMER. Ewizabeth. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Stand up, OwO wowd. ;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING ^-^ kisses x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] -With ÚwÚ this :3 kiss OwO take x3 my :3 bwessing: ^w^ God x3 pwotect uWu thee! -^.^ Into x3 whose uWu hand UwU I UwU give >w< thy life. -CRANMER. ÚwÚ Amen. ->w< KING. OwO My x3 nyobwe >w< gossips, x3 y'have :33 been ^w^ too x3 pwodigaw; -UwU I >_> thank OwO ye heawtiwy. ^w^ So UwU shaww ÚwÚ this UwU wady, -x3 When ^.^ she >_> has UwU so much Engwish. -CRANMER. Let ;;w;; me :3 speak, ^w^ siw, -For heaven nyow UwU bids OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the wowds UwU I :33 uttew -Let >_< nyonye think flattery, fow they'ww find x3 'em truth. -This royal infant-heaven still move about >w< hew!- -;;w;; Though uWu in her cwadwe, yet nyow ÚwÚ pwomises ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand :3 a thousand uWu bwessings, ->_< Which time UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing to wipenyess. :33 She UwU shaww ^-^ be- -OwO But x3 few nyow UwU wiving ^.^ can behowd :3 that >_< goodnyess- -^-^ A pattewn to aww pwinces UwU wiving with hew, -xDD And aww :3 that UwU shaww UwU succeed. ^.^ Saba UwU was >_< nyevew -uWu Mowe covetous of ^.^ wisdom ÚwÚ and >w< faiw viwtue -Than ÚwÚ this puwe :3 souw UwU shaww >w< be. All princely uWu gwaces -:33 That mould x3 up xDD such :3 a ^-^ mighty ^.^ piece >_< as ÚwÚ this ;;w;; is, -With aww x3 the uWu viwtues :3 that >_< attend x3 the UwU good, -Shall still be doubled on her. ;;w;; Twuth UwU shaww nyuwse hew, -Holy ÚwÚ and ^-^ heavenwy >_< thoughts still counsel >w< hew; -:33 She UwU shaww be :3 wov'd ÚwÚ and fear'd. :3 Hew UwU own UwU shaww ;;w;; bwess >_< hew: -:3 Hew ^-^ foes ;;w;; shake ^.^ wike :3 a field of beaten corn, -xDD And ^w^ hang uWu theiw heads with ;;w;; sowwow. ^-^ Good gwows with >w< hew; -^w^ In her OwO days every x3 man UwU shaww eat uWu in :33 safety -;;w;; Undew :33 his UwU own uWu vinye >_> what ^.^ he plants, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing -uWu The ^.^ mewwy songs of uWu peace to aww :33 his ^.^ nyeighbouws. -^w^ God UwU shaww be :33 twuwy x3 knyown; ÚwÚ and UwU those about her -Fwom her UwU shaww ^w^ wead x3 the :3 pewfect ways of honyouw, -xDD And ^.^ by UwU those >_< cwaim uWu theiw greatness, nyot ^.^ by blood. -x3 Nyow UwU shaww ÚwÚ this uWu peace :33 sweep with >w< hew; >_> but >_< as when -uWu The biwd of wonder dies, x3 the >_< maiden ^w^ phoenyix -:3 Hew >_> ashes x3 nyew >w< cweate anyothew heir -;;w;; As great uWu in admiration >_< as herself, -^w^ So UwU shaww ^.^ she OwO weave her ;;w;; bwessednyess to UwU onye- -x3 When heaven UwU shaww caww her from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cwoud of ÚwÚ dawknyess- -Who from x3 the uWu sacwed >_> ashes of her honour -Shall staw-wike >_< wise, >_< as great uWu in fame >_< as ^.^ she UwU was, -xDD And UwU so stand >_< fix'd. uWu Peace, OwO pwenty, xDD wuv, truth, >w< tewwow, -:33 That :3 wewe x3 the :3 sewvants to ÚwÚ this OwO chosen >_< infant, -Shall xDD then be his, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike :3 a uWu vinye gwow to him; ->_< Whewevew x3 the uWu bwight sun of heaven UwU shaww shinye, -ÚwÚ His honour ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 gweatnyess of :33 his xDD nyame -Shall be, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 nyew ÚwÚ nyations; ^.^ he UwU shaww flourish, -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a OwO mountain cedar :3 weach :33 his ^-^ bwanches -;;w;; To aww x3 the UwU pwains about him; UwU ouw chiwdwen's x3 chiwdwen -Shall >_> see ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwess UwU heaven. ->w< KING. ^.^ Thou xDD speakest wondews. -CRANMER. :33 She UwU shaww be, to x3 the happinyess of England, -^-^ An ^-^ aged :3 pwincess; UwU many OwO days UwU shaww >_> see hew, -xDD And yet nyo day ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ deed to >_< cwown :3 it. -Wouwd UwU I xDD had ÚwÚ knyown nyo uWu mowe! OwO But ^.^ she ^w^ must ;;w;; die- -:33 She ;;w;; must, x3 the ^-^ saints ^w^ must uWu have OwO hew-yet :3 a virgin; -^-^ A UwU most x3 unspotted ;;w;; wiwy UwU shaww ^.^ she pass -;;w;; To x3 th' ground, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd UwU shaww mouwn her. ->w< KING. x3 O Lord Awchbishop, -^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU made ;;w;; me nyow :3 a xDD man; >_< nyevew >w< befowe -This ^w^ happy chiwd uWu did UwU I get x3 anything. -This ^-^ owacwe of uWu comfowt >_> has UwU so pleas'd ;;w;; me -:33 That when UwU I ^w^ am uWu in heaven UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe -;;w;; To >_> see >_> what ÚwÚ this chiwd >w< does, ÚwÚ and praise x3 my Maker. -UwU I >_> thank OwO ye all. ;;w;; To UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Mayow, -xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good UwU bwethwen, UwU I ^w^ am much OwO behowding; -UwU I uWu have weceiv'd much honour ^.^ by x3 youw >_> pwesence, -xDD And OwO ye UwU shaww find ;;w;; me UwU thankfuw. xDD Wead x3 the :3 way, :3 wowds; -^-^ Ye ^w^ must aww >_> see x3 the :3 Queen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^w^ must >_> thank :3 ye, -:33 She xDD wiww be >w< sick ewse. This ^-^ day, nyo x3 man think -x3 Has business uWu at :33 his ^.^ house; fow aww UwU shaww >_< stay. -This xDD wittwe one UwU shaww >_< make >w< it holiday. Exeunt - -KING_HENRY_VIII|EPILOGUE -^-^ THE EPILOGUE. - -'Tis ;;w;; ten to one ÚwÚ this :33 pway ^.^ can >_< nyevew uWu pwease -All :3 that OwO awe hewe. ;;w;; Some come to OwO take uWu theiw ^w^ ease -xDD And :33 sweep >w< an ;;w;; act ow ^.^ two; >_> but ^w^ those, ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, -W'have frighted with UwU ouw >_> twumpets; >_> so, UwU 'tis cweaw, -x3 They'ww >_> say UwU 'tis nought; ;;w;; othews to hear x3 the UwU city ->_< Abus'd >_> extwemewy, ÚwÚ and to cwy ;;w;; 'That's UwU witty!' ->_< Which ^.^ we uWu have nyot donye UwU nyeithew; :3 that, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -All x3 the ^.^ expected ÚwÚ good w'are ^.^ wike to hear -For ÚwÚ this :33 pway uWu at ÚwÚ this time >_> is >w< onwy uWu in -uWu The mewcifuw construction of ÚwÚ good ^w^ women; -For xDD such :3 a one ^.^ we ^w^ show'd ^.^ 'em. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they ;;w;; smiwe -xDD And >_> say 'twill UwU do, UwU I ^.^ knyow within :3 a OwO whiwe -All x3 the best ;;w;; men OwO awe >_> ouws; fow UwU 'tis :33 iww ÚwÚ hap -;;w;; If ;;w;; they howd when uWu theiw ^.^ wadies bid x3 'em cwap. - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -x3 1597 - -;;w;; KING >_< JOHN - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -;;w;; KING >_< JOHN -PWINCE >_> HENWY, :33 his >_< son -AWTHUW, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >w< BWITAINyE, >_< son of uWu Geffwey, wate >w< Duke of -Britaine, x3 the :33 ewdew ÚwÚ bwothew of ^w^ King John -EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 PEMBWOKE -EARL ÚwÚ OF ESSEX -EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY ->w< WOWD OwO BIGOT ->_< HUBEWT uWu DE >_< BUWGH -^w^ WOBEWT ^.^ FAUWCONBWIDGE, >_< son to Sir Robert Fauwconbwidge -PHILIP ^-^ THE :33 BASTAWD, :33 his hawf-bwothew -x3 JAMES GUWNyEY, xDD sewvant to xDD Wady Fauwconbwidge -;;w;; PETEW ÚwÚ OF POMFWET, :3 a :33 pwophet - -;;w;; KING PHILIP ÚwÚ OF FWANCE -:3 WEWIS, x3 the uWu Dauphin -^-^ WYMOGES, >w< Duke of :33 Austwia -x3 CAWDINyAW PANDULPH, x3 the Pope's wegate -MELUN, :3 a OwO Fwench ;;w;; wowd -OwO CHATIWWON, ambassador from Fwance to ^w^ King John - ->w< QUEEN ELINOR, ^.^ widow of ^w^ King Henwy OwO II ÚwÚ and mothew to -^w^ King John -^w^ CONSTANCE, Mother to Awthuw -BWANCH ÚwÚ OF >w< SPAIN, daughter to x3 the ^w^ King of :3 Castiwe -ÚwÚ and uWu nyiece to ^w^ King John -:3 WADY ^.^ FAUWCONBWIDGE, ^.^ widow of Sir Robert Fauwconbwidge - -;;w;; Wowds, uWu Citizens of xDD Angiews, ÚwÚ Shewiff, x3 Hewawds, ^-^ Officews, -Soldiers, Executioners, Messengews, ^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England ÚwÚ and Fwance - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -;;w;; KING >_> JOHN's ^w^ pawace - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >w< QUEEN ELINOR, >w< PEMBWOKE, x3 ESSEX, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, -with CHATIWWON - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> Nyow, say, ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, >_> what ^.^ wouwd Fwance with us? -ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. Thus, ÚwÚ aftew gweeting, xDD speaks x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance -^w^ In x3 my >_> behaviouw to x3 the ^.^ majesty, -uWu The bowwowed ^.^ majesty, of England hewe. -:3 EWINyOW. ^-^ A ;;w;; stwange beginnying- >_> 'bowwowed majesty'! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu Siwence, ÚwÚ good mothew; hear x3 the >_< embassy. -ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. ^.^ Phiwip of >_< Fwance, uWu in >w< wight ÚwÚ and true behawf -Of >w< thy x3 deceased ÚwÚ bwothew Geffwey's x3 son, -Awthuw Pwantagenyet, ways UwU most ÚwÚ wawfuw >_< cwaim -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_< iswand ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ tewwitowies, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ Iwewand, >_< Poictiews, Anjou, x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, ->_> Desiwing uWu thee to uWu way :3 aside x3 the xDD swowd ->_< Which >_< sways :33 usuwpingwy these sevewaw >_> titwes, -xDD And put x3 the same x3 into xDD young Arthur's uWu hand, -x3 Thy nephew ÚwÚ and >w< wight royal OwO suvweign. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What xDD fowwows >_> if ^.^ we ^.^ disawwow of :3 this? -ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. uWu The OwO pwoud contwow of >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody waw, -;;w;; To enforce these wights UwU so ^-^ fowcibwy withheld. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Hewe uWu have ^.^ we >w< waw fow waw, ÚwÚ and :3 bwood fow bwood, -^.^ Contwowment fow controlment- UwU so answew Fwance. -ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. UwU Then OwO take x3 my >_< king's ^-^ defiance from x3 my mouth- -uWu The ^-^ fawthest wimit of x3 my >_< embassy. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ÚwÚ Beaw >_< minye to :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ depawt uWu in :3 peace; -^w^ Be xDD thou >_< as lightning uWu in x3 the eyes of Fwance; -For ere xDD thou ;;w;; canst wepowt UwU I xDD wiww be thewe, -uWu The >_> thundew of x3 my cannon UwU shaww be heawd. -^w^ So UwU hence! ^w^ Be xDD thou x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet of UwU ouw >_> wwath -xDD And UwU suwwen presage of x3 youw UwU own UwU decay. -^-^ An ^.^ honyouwabwe ÚwÚ conduct wet ^.^ him have- -UwU Pembwoke, wook to :3 't. UwU Faweweww, OwO Chatiwwon. -Exeunt CHATIWWON ÚwÚ and :33 PEMBWOKE -:3 EWINyOW. >_> What now, x3 my ^w^ son! :3 Have UwU I nyot OwO evew uWu said -How :3 that :3 ambitious Constance ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD cease -Tiww ^.^ she xDD had kindled Fwance ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd ->_> Upon x3 the >w< wight ÚwÚ and party of her uWu son? -This ^w^ might uWu have :33 been prevented ÚwÚ and UwU made whole -With xDD vewy ^w^ easy arguments of xDD wuv, ->_< Which nyow x3 the manage of >w< two OwO kingdoms ^w^ must -With x3 feawfuw bwoody x3 issue arbitrate. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Our >w< stwong >w< possession ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >w< wight fow ÚwÚ us! -:3 EWINyOW. uWu Youw >w< stwong >w< possession much ^.^ mowe than x3 youw wight, -:33 Ow >_> ewse >w< it ^w^ must OwO go wrong with xDD you ÚwÚ and OwO me; -^w^ So much x3 my >_> conscience :3 whispews uWu in x3 youw eaw, ->_< Which >_< nyonye >_> but heaven ÚwÚ and xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww heaw. - -Entew :3 a SHERIFF - -:33 ESSEX. OwO My ^.^ wiege, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the stwangest controversy -:3 Come from x3 the countwy to be xDD judg'd ^.^ by xDD you -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heawd. Shall UwU I produce x3 the men? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Let them ;;w;; appwoach. uWu Exit SHERIFF -Our UwU abbeys ÚwÚ and UwU ouw priories UwU shaww x3 pay -This expedition's chawge. - -Entew ^w^ WOBEWT FAULCONBRIDGE ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ PHIWIP, :33 his ^.^ bastawd -ÚwÚ bwothew - ->_> What ;;w;; men OwO awe you? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Youw faithfuw x3 subject I, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman -x3 Bown uWu in Northamptonshire, ÚwÚ and eldest x3 son, -;;w;; As UwU I >w< suppose, to Robert Faulconbridge- -^-^ A soldier ^.^ by x3 the UwU honyouw-giving uWu hand -Of ÚwÚ Coeuw-de-wion ^w^ knyighted uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What awt thou? -:33 WOBEWT. uWu The >_< son ÚwÚ and heir to :3 that same Fauwconbwidge. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Is :3 that x3 the ^.^ ewdew, ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou x3 the heir? ->_> You ^-^ came nyot of one mothew >w< then, >w< it ÚwÚ seems. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Most xDD cewtain of one :33 mothew, ^-^ mighty UwU king- -:33 That >_> is weww knyown- x3 and, >_< as UwU I >_< think, one father; -OwO But fow x3 the xDD cewtain >_< knyowwedge of :3 that uWu twuth -UwU I put xDD you ^-^ o'ew to heaven ÚwÚ and to x3 my x3 mothew. -Of :3 that UwU I doubt, >_< as aww men's x3 chiwdwen may. -:3 EWINyOW. UwU Out on ÚwÚ thee, wude ;;w;; man! ^.^ Thou dost ^-^ shame >w< thy :33 mothew, -xDD And ;;w;; wound her honour with ÚwÚ this >w< diffidence. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. I, :33 madam? :3 Nyo, UwU I uWu have nyo reason fow OwO it- -:33 That >_> is x3 my brother's plea, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of minye; -uWu The which >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can prove, xDD 'a x3 pops ;;w;; me x3 out -At least from >w< faiw five :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound :3 a year. -uWu Heaven xDD guawd x3 my ;;w;; mothew's honour ÚwÚ and x3 my wand! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >w< bwunt UwU fewwow. Why, ^.^ being :3 youngew born, -^-^ Doth ^.^ he uWu way >_< cwaim to ^.^ thinye :33 inhewitance? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why, :33 except to get x3 the xDD wand. -OwO But >_> once ^.^ he UwU swandew'd ;;w;; me with :33 bastawdy; -OwO But whe'er UwU I be >_< as true ^.^ begot ow no, -:33 That still UwU I uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; mothew's head; -OwO But :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww ;;w;; begot, x3 my ^w^ wiege- -Faiw faww x3 the bones :3 that >_> took x3 the ^w^ pains fow UwU me!- -UwU Compawe UwU ouw faces ÚwÚ and be OwO judge OwO youwsewf. -;;w;; If ;;w;; owd Sir Robert uWu did x3 beget >_> us both -xDD And :3 wewe UwU ouw ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_< son ^.^ wike uWu him- -x3 O ;;w;; owd Sir UwU Wobewt, ÚwÚ fathew, on x3 my knyee -UwU I UwU give heaven thanks UwU I UwU was nyot ^.^ wike to uWu thee! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Why, >_> what :3 a UwU madcap hath heaven OwO went >_> us here! -:3 EWINyOW. >w< He hath :3 a twick of Coeur-de-lion's face; -uWu The xDD accent of :33 his >_> tongue >_> affecteth ^.^ him. -Do xDD you nyot ^w^ wead x3 some UwU tokens of x3 my >_< son -^w^ In x3 the large composition of ÚwÚ this man? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Mine ^w^ eye hath weww examined :33 his parts -xDD And ÚwÚ finds them :3 pewfect :3 Wichawd. Siwwah, :3 speak, ->_> What xDD doth move xDD you to >_< cwaim x3 youw brother's xDD wand? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< Because ^.^ he hath :3 a half-face, ^.^ wike x3 my :33 fathew. -With half :3 that OwO face ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he uWu have aww x3 my x3 wand: -^-^ A >_> hawf-fac'd gwoat five :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound :3 a year! -:33 WOBEWT. OwO My >_> gwacious ^.^ wiege, when :3 that x3 my >w< fathew liv'd, -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu did :33 empwoy x3 my >w< fathew much- -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD you ;;w;; cannyot get x3 my x3 wand: -uWu Youw xDD tawe ^w^ must be >w< how ^.^ he xDD empwoy'd x3 my x3 mothew. -:33 WOBEWT. xDD And >_> once x3 dispatch'd ^.^ him uWu in >w< an uWu embassy -;;w;; To >_> Gewmany, there with x3 the >_> Empewow -;;w;; To :33 tweat of xDD high affairs ^-^ touching :3 that uWu time. -xDD Th' ^w^ advantage of :33 his >w< absence >_> took x3 the OwO King, -xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU meantime sojourn'd uWu at x3 my father's; -Whewe >w< how ^.^ he uWu did :3 pwevaiw UwU I ^-^ shame to speak- -OwO But uWu twuth >_> is twuth: large lengths of seas ÚwÚ and uWu showes -Between x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my mothew lay, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have heard x3 my >w< fathew speak himsewf, -x3 When ÚwÚ this same ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ gentweman UwU was ^-^ got. ->_> Upon :33 his death-bed ^.^ he ^.^ by xDD wiww uWu bequeath'd -ÚwÚ His ^-^ wands to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> took >w< it on :33 his :33 death -:33 That ÚwÚ this x3 my ;;w;; mothew's >_< son UwU was >_< nyonye of ^w^ his; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ he uWu wewe, ^.^ he ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd -Full ^.^ fouwteen UwU weeks >w< befowe x3 the course of uWu time. -Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, wet ;;w;; me uWu have >_> what >_> is >_> minye, -OwO My father's land, >_< as UwU was x3 my father's :33 wiww. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Siwwah, x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is wegitimate: -uWu Youw father's >w< wife uWu did ÚwÚ aftew wedlock UwU beaw :3 him, -xDD And >_> if ^.^ she uWu did :33 pway :3 fawse, x3 the ;;w;; fauwt UwU was ;;w;; hews; ->_< Which ;;w;; fauwt wies on x3 the ^w^ hazawds of aww ;;w;; husbands -:33 That marry ^.^ wives. Teww uWu me, >w< how >_> if x3 my brother, -UwU Who, >_< as xDD you say, >_> took ^w^ pains to get ÚwÚ this x3 son, -xDD Had of x3 youw >w< fathew ^w^ cwaim'd ÚwÚ this >_< son fow ^w^ his? -^w^ In sooth, ÚwÚ good fwiend, x3 youw >w< fathew ^w^ might uWu have :33 kept -This cawf, bwed from :33 his :33 cow, from aww x3 the wowwd; -^w^ In sooth, ^.^ he might; >w< then, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew's, -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ might nyot >_< cwaim him; nor x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, -uWu Being >_< nyonye of his, refuse ^.^ him. This xDD concwudes: -OwO My ;;w;; mothew's >_< son uWu did get x3 youw father's heir; -uWu Youw father's heir ^w^ must uWu have x3 youw father's xDD wand. -:33 WOBEWT. Shall xDD then x3 my father's xDD wiww be of nyo force -;;w;; To ^w^ dispossess :3 that chiwd which >_> is nyot ^w^ his? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Of nyo ^.^ mowe force to ^w^ dispossess uWu me, ^w^ siw, -Than UwU was :33 his xDD wiww to get uWu me, >_< as UwU I UwU think. -:3 EWINyOW. Whethew >w< hadst xDD thou rather be :3 a Faulconbridge, -xDD And ^.^ wike >w< thy brother, to ^.^ enjoy >w< thy land, -:33 Ow x3 the weputed >_< son of UwU Coeuw-de-wion, -Lord of >w< thy x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ wand xDD beside? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Madam, >w< an >_> if x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew xDD had x3 my xDD shape -xDD And UwU I xDD had his, Sir Robert's his, ^.^ wike him; -xDD And >_> if x3 my UwU wegs :3 wewe >w< two xDD such ^.^ widing-wods, -OwO My :3 awms xDD such eew-skins stuff'd, x3 my OwO face UwU so >_< thin -:33 That uWu in >_< minye ear UwU I x3 duwst nyot OwO stick :3 a wose -Lest ;;w;; men >_> shouwd >_> say 'Wook :3 whewe ^w^ thwee-fawthings ^-^ goes!' -^.^ And, to :33 his UwU shape, :3 wewe heir to aww ÚwÚ this xDD wand- -Wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew stir from x3 off ÚwÚ this pwace, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU give >w< it every :33 foot to uWu have ÚwÚ this :3 face! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be Sir >_< Nyob uWu in xDD any :3 case. -:3 EWINyOW. UwU I ^.^ wike uWu thee well. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ^w^ fowsake >w< thy fowtunye, -^-^ Bequeath >w< thy ÚwÚ wand to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow me? -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a soldier ÚwÚ and nyow bound to Fwance. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU Bwothew, OwO take xDD you x3 my land, I'll OwO take x3 my >w< chance. -uWu Youw OwO face hath ^w^ got five :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound :3 a >w< yeaw, -ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; seww x3 youw OwO face fow fivepence ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis deaw. -uWu Madam, I'll ;;w;; fowwow xDD you >w< unto x3 the death. -:3 EWINyOW. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you OwO go >w< befowe ;;w;; me xDD thithew. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Our countwy ^w^ mannyews UwU give UwU ouw ^-^ bettews >_> way. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD Phiwip, x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU so >_> is x3 my xDD nyame >_< begun: -xDD Phiwip, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd Sir Robert's ^w^ wife's eldest OwO son. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Fwom henceforth UwU beaw :33 his xDD nyame x3 whose >_< fowm xDD thou :33 beawest: ->_> Knyeew xDD thou down xDD Phiwip, >_> but rise ^.^ mowe uWu gweat- -Awise Sir Richard ÚwÚ and UwU Pwantagenyet. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ Bwothew ^.^ by x3 th' ;;w;; mothew's side, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; -OwO My >w< fathew uWu gave ;;w;; me honyouw, >_> youws uWu gave xDD wand. -Now blessed be x3 the ^-^ houw, ^.^ by >w< nyight ow ^-^ day, -x3 When UwU I UwU was OwO got, Sir Robert UwU was away! -:3 EWINyOW. uWu The xDD vewy ^w^ spiwit of Pwantagenyet! -UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy ^.^ gwandam, >w< Wichawd: caww ;;w;; me :3 so. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Madam, ^.^ by chance, >_> but nyot ^.^ by truth; >_> what UwU though? -xDD Something about, :3 a xDD wittwe from x3 the wight, -^w^ In uWu at x3 the >_< window, ow >_> ewse ^-^ o'ew x3 the x3 hatch; -Who x3 dawes nyot stir ^.^ by day ^w^ must UwU wawk ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; -xDD And uWu have >_> is have, >w< howevew ;;w;; men UwU do ;;w;; catch. -Near ow uWu faw ^w^ off, weww ^.^ won >_> is still weww x3 shot; -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am I, howe'er UwU I UwU was :33 begot. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Go, >_> Fauwconbwidge; nyow x3 hast xDD thou >w< thy desiwe: -^-^ A wandwess knight x3 makes uWu thee :3 a landed UwU squiwe. -^.^ Come, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and come, ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ speed -For >_< Fwance, fow >_< Fwance, fow >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe than ^w^ nyeed. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU Bwothew, ^w^ adieu. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye come to uWu thee! -For xDD thou >w< wast ^w^ got :33 i' x3 th' uWu way of x3 honyesty. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the BASTARD -^-^ A :33 foot of honour xDD bettew than UwU I OwO was; -OwO But UwU many :3 a UwU many :33 foot of ÚwÚ wand x3 the x3 wowse. -xDD Weww, nyow ^.^ can UwU I >_< make xDD any UwU Joan :3 a >_> wady. -x3 'Good ^.^ den, Sir Richard!'-'God-a-mercy, ^w^ fewwow!' -xDD And >_> if :33 his xDD nyame be ;;w;; Geowge, I'll caww ^.^ him ^-^ Petew; -For nyew-made honour xDD doth x3 fowget men's x3 nyames: -'Tis ^w^ too :33 wespective ÚwÚ and ^w^ too x3 sociabwe -For x3 youw ^-^ convewsion. Now x3 youw x3 twavewwew, ->w< He ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ toothpick uWu at x3 my ^w^ wowship's :33 mess- -xDD And when x3 my knyightwy stomach >_> is :33 suffic'd, -Why xDD then UwU I uWu suck x3 my teeth ÚwÚ and UwU catechize -OwO My xDD picked x3 man of countries: >w< 'My uWu deaw :33 siw,' -^-^ Thus weanying on >_< minye OwO ewbow UwU I x3 begin -ÚwÚ 'I UwU shaww :33 beseech you'-That >_> is ;;w;; question >_< nyow; -xDD And xDD then x3 comes answew ^.^ wike >w< an Absey book: -^w^ 'O :33 siw,' ;;w;; says answew 'at x3 youw best >_> command, -At x3 youw employment, uWu at x3 youw sewvice, siw!' -x3 'Nyo, :33 siw,' ;;w;; says ;;w;; question >w< 'I, x3 sweet ^w^ siw, uWu at youws.' -xDD And >_> so, ere answew xDD knyows >_> what ;;w;; question :3 wouwd, -Saving uWu in UwU diawogue of uWu compwiment, -xDD And :33 tawking of x3 the ;;w;; Awps ÚwÚ and Apennines, -uWu The Pyrenean ÚwÚ and x3 the river ÚwÚ Po- -^.^ It ÚwÚ dwaws toward OwO suppew uWu in OwO concwusion :3 so. -OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is worshipful uWu society, -xDD And ^w^ fits x3 the ^w^ mounting ^w^ spiwit ^.^ wike >_< mysewf; -For ^.^ he >_> is >_> but :3 a ^.^ bastawd to x3 the time -:33 That xDD doth nyot ;;w;; smack of :33 obsewvation- -xDD And UwU so ^w^ am I, >w< whethew UwU I ;;w;; smack ow ^.^ nyo; -xDD And nyot awonye uWu in OwO habit ÚwÚ and >_< device, -Exterior ÚwÚ fowm, :33 outwawd accoutrement, -OwO But from x3 the inward >_> motion to ÚwÚ dewivew -OwO Sweet, sweet, x3 sweet x3 poison fow x3 the age's >w< tooth; ->_< Which, ^w^ though UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 pwactise to >_> deceive, -Yet, to avoid ^-^ deceit, UwU I >_> mean to learn; -For >w< it UwU shaww strew x3 the OwO footsteps of x3 my rising. -OwO But who x3 comes uWu in xDD such ^.^ haste uWu in >_> widing-wobes? ->_> What woman-post >_> is :3 this? >_< Hath ^.^ she nyo :33 husband -:33 That xDD wiww OwO take ^w^ pains to ^w^ bwow :3 a >_> hown >w< befowe OwO hew? - -Entew :3 WADY ^.^ FAUWCONBWIDGE, ÚwÚ and x3 JAMES x3 GUWNyEY - -x3 O uWu me, UwU 'tis x3 my mothew! How now, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! ->_> What >_< bwings xDD you OwO hewe to court UwU so OwO hastiwy? -:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Whewe >_> is :3 that :33 swave, >w< thy bwothew? -Whewe >_> is ^.^ he -:33 That ÚwÚ howds uWu in OwO chase >_< minye honour x3 up ÚwÚ and down? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew UwU Wobewt, ;;w;; owd Sir Robert's uWu son? -:33 Cowbwand x3 the UwU giant, :3 that same ^-^ mighty man? -Is >w< it Sir Robert's >_< son :3 that xDD you >_> seek so? -:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Sir Robert's ^w^ son! Ay, xDD thou unreverend ^-^ boy, -Sir Robert's ^w^ son! Why OwO scown'st xDD thou uWu at Sir Robert? ->w< He >_> is Sir Robert's x3 son, ÚwÚ and UwU so awt thou. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; James >w< Guwnyey, wiwt xDD thou UwU give >_> us OwO weave awhiwe? -UwU GUWNyEY. ^-^ Good weave, ÚwÚ good :3 Phiwip. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Phiwip-Spawwow! uWu James, ->_> Thewe's :3 toys >_> abwoad-anyon I'll tell uWu thee more. -uWu Exit x3 GUWNyEY -uWu Madam, UwU I UwU was nyot ;;w;; owd Sir Robert's son; -Sir Robert ^w^ might uWu have eat :33 his ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ;;w;; me ->_> Upon ^-^ Good >w< Fwiday, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew broke :33 his uWu fast. -Sir Robert couwd ^.^ do: weww-mawwy, to ;;w;; confess- -Could ^.^ he get me? Sir Robert couwd nyot UwU do >w< it: -We ^.^ knyow :33 his >_< handiwowk. >_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^w^ am UwU I beholding fow these wimbs? -Sir Robert >_< nyevew holp to >_< make ÚwÚ this ^-^ weg. -:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Hast xDD thou UwU conspiwed with >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew :3 too, -:33 That fow ^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ gain shouwdst ;;w;; defend >_< minye UwU honyouw? ->_> What means ÚwÚ this ^.^ scown, xDD thou UwU most >w< untowawd >_< knyave? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Knyight, UwU knyight, ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, >w< Basiwisco-wike. -What! UwU I ^w^ am dubb'd; UwU I uWu have >w< it on x3 my shoulder. -But, :33 mothew, UwU I ^w^ am nyot Sir Robert's son: -UwU I uWu have ^-^ discwaim'd Sir Robert ÚwÚ and x3 my land; -UwU Wegitimation, :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my :33 mothew, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 my ^-^ fathew- -;;w;; Some OwO pwopew ^w^ man, UwU I ^-^ hope. Who UwU was :33 it, mothew? -:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. Hast xDD thou >w< denyied >w< thysewf :3 a Faulconbridge? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; As x3 faithfuwwy >_< as UwU I UwU deny x3 the deviw. -:3 WADY UwU FAUWCONBWIDGE. ^w^ King Richard ÚwÚ Coeuw-de-wion UwU was >w< thy :33 fathew. -^-^ By ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ^.^ vehement >_> suit UwU I UwU was >_< seduc'd -;;w;; To >_< make >_> woom fow ^.^ him uWu in x3 my husband's :3 bed. -uWu Heaven uWu way nyot x3 my twansgwession to x3 my ;;w;; chawge! -^.^ Thou awt x3 the x3 issue of x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ offence, ->_< Which UwU was UwU so >_< stwongwy ;;w;; uwg'd x3 past x3 my OwO defence. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this wight, :3 wewe UwU I to get OwO again, -uWu Madam, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish :3 a xDD bettew :33 fathew. -;;w;; Some :3 sins UwU do UwU beaw uWu theiw OwO pwiviwege on earth, -xDD And UwU so xDD doth yours: x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt UwU was nyot x3 youw :3 fowwy; -Nyeeds ^w^ must xDD you uWu way x3 youw >_< heawt uWu at :33 his ^-^ dispose, -:33 Subjected UwU twibute to uWu commanding xDD wuv, -^w^ Against x3 whose UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >w< unmatched force -uWu The awewess wion couwd nyot xDD wage x3 the >w< fight -x3 Nyow >_< keep :33 his princely >_< heawt from >w< Wichawd's >w< hand. ->w< He :3 that ^.^ pewfowce robs wions of uWu theiw heawts -^-^ May easily x3 win :3 a ^.^ woman's. Ay, x3 my :33 mothew, -With aww x3 my >_< heawt UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow x3 my ;;w;; fathew! -Who ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and x3 dawes >_> but >_> say xDD thou :33 didst nyot weww -x3 When UwU I UwU was OwO got, I'll >_> send :33 his :3 souw to uWu heww. -^.^ Come, UwU wady, UwU I xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee to x3 my kin; -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_> say when Richard ;;w;; me ;;w;; begot, -;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst uWu said ^.^ him x3 nyay, >w< it xDD had :33 been >_< sin. -Who ;;w;; says >w< it UwU was, ^.^ he >w< wies; UwU I >_> say uWu 'twas not. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -Fwance. ^.^ Befowe >_> Angiews - -OwO Entew, on one side, AUSTRIA ÚwÚ and fowces; on x3 the ÚwÚ othew, ;;w;; KING PHILIP ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, -:3 WEWIS x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, ^w^ CONSTANCE, AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and forces - -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ Befowe >_> Angiews weww :3 met, >_< bwave Austwia. ->_< Awthuw, :3 that great forerunner of >w< thy bwood, -^.^ Wichawd, :3 that wobb'd x3 the wion of :33 his >_< heawt -xDD And ÚwÚ fought x3 the >w< howy UwU waws uWu in Palestine, -^-^ By ÚwÚ this >_< bwave uWu duke ^-^ came early to :33 his >w< gwave; -xDD And fow x3 amends to :33 his postewity, -At UwU ouw ;;w;; impowtance ÚwÚ hithew >_> is ^.^ he come -;;w;; To ;;w;; spwead :33 his cowouws, ^-^ boy, uWu in >w< thy :33 behawf; -xDD And to ^.^ webuke x3 the OwO usuwpation -Of >w< thy unnyatuwaw uWu uncwe, :3 Engwish OwO John. ->w< Embwace :3 him, wuv :3 him, UwU give ^.^ him wewcome hithew. ->_> AWTHUW. ^w^ God UwU shaww :33 fowgive xDD you Coeur-de-lion's :33 death -uWu The rather :3 that xDD you UwU give :33 his offspwing :3 wife, -Shadowing uWu theiw >w< wight :33 undew x3 youw x3 wings of waw. -UwU I UwU give xDD you wewcome with :3 a uWu powewwess uWu hand, -OwO But with :3 a >_< heawt full of OwO unstainyed love; -Welcome >w< befowe x3 the :3 gates of xDD Angiews, uWu Duke. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ^.^ boy! Who ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do uWu thee right? -x3 AUSTWIA. >_> Upon >w< thy >_< cheek uWu way UwU I ÚwÚ this zeawous :3 kiss -;;w;; As UwU seaw to ÚwÚ this indenture of x3 my love: -:33 That to x3 my ^.^ home UwU I xDD wiww nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ wetuwn -Tiww >_> Angiews ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wight xDD thou x3 hast uWu in >_< Fwance, -OwO Togethew with :3 that pawe, :3 that ^w^ white-fac'd >w< showe, ->_< Whose :33 foot spuwns back x3 the >w< ocean's xDD woawing uWu tides -xDD And ^-^ coops from othew ^-^ wands her islanders- -Even >w< tiww :3 that England, ÚwÚ hedg'd uWu in with x3 the ^-^ main, -:33 That water-walled OwO buwwawk, still ^.^ secuwe -xDD And xDD confident from :33 foweign puwposes- -Even >w< tiww :3 that utmost ^-^ cownyew of x3 the xDD west -^-^ Sawute uWu thee fow her king. Tiww >w< then, >w< faiw ^-^ boy, -Will UwU I nyot think of ^.^ home, >_> but ;;w;; fowwow arms. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, OwO take :33 his ;;w;; mothew's thanks, :3 a widow's thanks, -Tiww x3 youw >w< stwong uWu hand UwU shaww OwO hewp to UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ stwength -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ mowe wequitaw to x3 youw love! -x3 AUSTWIA. uWu The uWu peace of heaven >_> is theirs :3 that lift uWu theiw :33 swowds -^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< just ÚwÚ and x3 chawitabwe waw. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Weww >w< then, to >_< wowk! Our cannon UwU shaww be UwU bent -^w^ Against x3 the ^w^ bwows of ÚwÚ this resisting xDD town; -;;w;; Caww fow UwU ouw ^.^ chiefest ;;w;; men of discipwinye, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ cuww x3 the plots of best ;;w;; advantages. -^-^ We'ww uWu way >w< befowe ÚwÚ this :33 town UwU ouw royal xDD bonyes, ->w< Wade to x3 the >_> mawket-pwace uWu in Frenchmen's bwood, -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make >w< it x3 subject to ÚwÚ this uWu boy. -OwO CONSTANCE. OwO Stay fow >w< an answew to x3 youw >w< embassy, -Lest >_< unyadvis'd xDD you stain x3 youw :33 swowds with ^-^ bwood; -OwO My Lord Chatillon OwO may from England ;;w;; bwing -:33 That >w< wight uWu in uWu peace which OwO hewe ^.^ we urge uWu in waw, -xDD And xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww wepent >_< each >_< dwop of :3 bwood -:33 That :3 hot >_< wash ^.^ haste UwU so indirectly uWu shed. - -Entew CHATIWWON - -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ A OwO wondew, :33 wady! Lo, ;;w;; upon >w< thy wish, -Our :3 messengew Chatillon >_> is arriv'd. ->_> What England says, >_> say bwiefwy, ^-^ gentwe wowd; -We coldly :3 pause fow thee. ÚwÚ Chatiwwon, >_< speak. -ÚwÚ CHATIWWON. UwU Then turn x3 youw forces from ÚwÚ this paltry ^-^ siege -xDD And stir them x3 up OwO against :3 a OwO mightiew uWu task. -England, ;;w;; impatient of x3 youw >w< just ;;w;; demands, ->_< Hath put >_< himsewf uWu in arms. uWu The advewse winds, ->_< Whose leisure UwU I uWu have ;;w;; stay'd, uWu have UwU given ^.^ him time -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wand :33 his legions aww >_< as >w< soon >_< as x3 I; -ÚwÚ His ^w^ mawches OwO awe expedient to ÚwÚ this xDD town, -ÚwÚ His forces :33 stwong, :33 his ^-^ sowdiews :33 confident. -With ^.^ him :3 awong >_> is come x3 the mother-queen, -^-^ An :3 Ate, stirring ^.^ him to :3 bwood ÚwÚ and stwife; -With her x3 the xDD Wady Blanch of x3 Spain; -With them :3 a ^.^ bastawd of x3 the >_< king's ^.^ deceas'd; -xDD And aww x3 th' unsettled humours of x3 the xDD wand- -^.^ Wash, >w< inconsidewate, fiery >_> vowuntawies, -With ;;w;; wadies' faces ÚwÚ and >_< fiewce dragons' :33 spweens- -:3 Have sold uWu theiw fowtunyes uWu at uWu theiw OwO nyative :3 homes, -ÚwÚ Beawing uWu theiw biwthwights x3 pwoudwy on uWu theiw backs, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a >_< hazawd of x3 nyew fowtunyes hewe. -^w^ In ^-^ bwief, :3 a >_< bwavew UwU choice of dauntwess ;;w;; spiwits -Than nyow x3 the :3 Engwish bottoms uWu have >w< waft ^-^ o'ew -Did >_< nyevew UwU fwoat ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD swewwing >_< tide -;;w;; To UwU do offence ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scathe uWu in Chwistendom. [Drum >_> beats] -uWu The ÚwÚ intewwuption of uWu theiw churlish xDD dwums -^w^ Cuts x3 off ^.^ mowe >_< ciwcumstance: ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at xDD hand; -;;w;; To parley ow to x3 fight, >_< thewefowe ;;w;; pwepawe. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. How much unwook'd fow >_> is ÚwÚ this expedition! -x3 AUSTWIA. ^-^ By >w< how much unexpected, ^.^ by UwU so much -We ^w^ must awake endeavouw fow ^w^ defence, -For couwage >w< mounteth with :33 occasion. -Let them be wewcome :33 then; ^.^ we OwO awe prepar'd. - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ELINOR, BWANCH, x3 the :33 BASTAWD, ->w< PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Peace be to >_< Fwance, >_> if Fwance uWu in uWu peace >_< pewmit -Our >w< just ÚwÚ and :3 winyeaw entrance to UwU ouw :33 own! -;;w;; If >_> nyot, bweed >_< Fwance, ÚwÚ and uWu peace >_> ascend to ^.^ heaven, -Whiwes :33 we, >_> God's wrathful uWu agent, UwU do ^w^ cowwect -^-^ Theiw OwO pwoud x3 contempt :3 that ÚwÚ beats ÚwÚ His uWu peace to :3 heaven! -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. :3 Peace be to England, >_> if :3 that >w< waw ^-^ wetuwn -Fwom Fwance to England, there to ^w^ wive uWu in peace! -England ^.^ we xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that Engwand's ÚwÚ sake -With buwden of UwU ouw ^-^ awmouw OwO hewe ^.^ we >_> sweat. -This toiw of ouws >_> shouwd be :3 a ^.^ wowk of thine; -OwO But xDD thou from >w< woving England awt UwU so uWu faw -:33 That xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; undew-wwought :33 his ÚwÚ wawfuw OwO king, -Cut x3 off x3 the OwO sequence of postewity, ->w< Outfaced xDD infant state, ÚwÚ and donye :3 a xDD wape ->_> Upon x3 the >_< maiden viwtue of x3 the crown. -Wook OwO hewe ;;w;; upon >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew Geffwey's face: -;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, these brows, :3 wewe moulded x3 out of ^w^ his; -This xDD wittwe abstract xDD doth ^.^ contain :3 that large ->_< Which >w< died uWu in uWu Geffwey, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of time -Shall dwaw ÚwÚ this bwief x3 into >_< as >_> huge :3 a UwU vowume. -:33 That >_> Geffwey UwU was >w< thy :33 ewdew ÚwÚ bwothew born, -xDD And ÚwÚ this :33 his son; England UwU was Geffwey's wight, -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is Geffrey's. ^w^ In x3 the xDD nyame of :33 God, -How x3 comes >w< it xDD then :3 that xDD thou awt ^w^ caww'd :3 a OwO king, -x3 When UwU wiving :3 bwood xDD doth uWu in these ^.^ tempwes xDD beat ->_< Which >_> owe x3 the >_< cwown :3 that xDD thou >_> o'ew-mastewest? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Fwom ÚwÚ whom x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ this great xDD commission, >_< Fwance, -;;w;; To dwaw x3 my answew from >w< thy articles? -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Fwom :3 that ÚwÚ supewnyaw OwO judge :3 that stiws ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts -^w^ In xDD any breast of >w< stwong ÚwÚ authowity -;;w;; To wook x3 into x3 the bwots ÚwÚ and ^.^ stains of ÚwÚ wight. -:33 That OwO judge hath UwU made ;;w;; me guardian to ÚwÚ this ^-^ boy, -;;w;; Undew x3 whose :33 wawwant UwU I x3 impeach >w< thy wwong, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 whose OwO hewp UwU I >_> mean to chastise :3 it. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. xDD Awack, xDD thou dost usuwp authowity. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. xDD Excuse >w< it >_> is to xDD beat usuwping down. -:3 EWINyOW. Who >_> is >w< it xDD thou dost caww xDD usuwpew, France? -OwO CONSTANCE. Let ;;w;; me >_< make :33 answew: >w< thy usuwping OwO son. -:3 EWINyOW. Out, ^w^ insowent! x3 Thy ^.^ bastawd UwU shaww be OwO king, -:33 That xDD thou uWu mayst be :3 a >_< queen ÚwÚ and ^.^ check x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! -OwO CONSTANCE. OwO My x3 bed UwU was OwO evew to >w< thy >_< son >_< as true -;;w;; As ^.^ thinye UwU was to >w< thy xDD husband; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy -^w^ Wikew uWu in :33 featuwe to :33 his >w< fathew >_> Geffwey -Than xDD thou ÚwÚ and John uWu in ^w^ mannyews-being >_< as Eke -;;w;; As xDD wain to >_< watew, ow ^.^ deviw to :33 his uWu dam. -OwO My ;;w;; boy :3 a UwU bastawd! ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, UwU I think -ÚwÚ His >w< fathew >_< nyevew UwU was UwU so true ;;w;; begot; -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be, >w< an >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt :33 his x3 mothew. -:3 EWINyOW. >_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 mothew, ^-^ boy, :3 that bwots >w< thy :33 fathew. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ gwandam, ^-^ boy, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu bwot thee. -x3 AUSTWIA. ;;w;; Peace! -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Heaw x3 the >_< cwiew. -x3 AUSTWIA. >_> What x3 the ^.^ deviw awt thou? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 Onye :3 that xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the deviw, ^w^ siw, with UwU you, -^-^ An xDD 'a OwO may catch x3 youw hide ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< awonye. ->_> You OwO awe x3 the UwU hawe of ÚwÚ whom x3 the pwuvwb :33 goes, ->_< Whose valour OwO pwucks >_< dead wions ^.^ by x3 the beawd; -I'll >_< smoke x3 youw ÚwÚ skin-coat >w< an UwU I catch xDD you right; -Siwwah, wook to UwU 't; :33 i' :33 faith UwU I :33 wiww, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. ->w< BWANCH. >_< O, weww uWu did ^.^ he :33 become :3 that ;;w;; wion's wobe -:33 That uWu did diswobe x3 the wion of :3 that robe! -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ It wies >_< as sightly on x3 the back of ^.^ him -;;w;; As great >_> Awcides' >_< shows ;;w;; upon >w< an x3 ass; -But, ass, I'll OwO take :3 that buwden from x3 youw back, -:33 Ow uWu way on :3 that UwU shaww >_< make x3 youw ^w^ shouwdews crack. -x3 AUSTWIA. >_> What x3 cwackew >_> is ÚwÚ this same :3 that deafs UwU ouw OwO eaws -With ÚwÚ this abundance of supewfwuous >_> bweath? -^w^ King xDD Phiwip, determine >_> what ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU do stwaight. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU Women ÚwÚ and :3 foows, bweak x3 off x3 youw conference. -^w^ King John, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the xDD vewy >w< sum of all: -England ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Iwewand, Anjou, x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, -^w^ In >w< wight of >_< Awthuw, UwU do UwU I >_< cwaim of ÚwÚ thee; -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou resign them ÚwÚ and uWu way down >w< thy >_> awms? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. OwO My >w< wife >_< as :33 soon. UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy ÚwÚ thee, Fwance. -Awthuw of Britaine, yield uWu thee to x3 my uWu hand, -xDD And x3 out of x3 my uWu deaw wuv I'll UwU give uWu thee ^.^ mowe -Than ;;w;; e'ew x3 the x3 cowawd uWu hand of Fwance ^.^ can :33 win. -:33 Submit ÚwÚ thee, uWu boy. -:3 EWINyOW. :3 Come to >w< thy ^.^ gwandam, :33 chiwd. -OwO CONSTANCE. UwU Do, child, OwO go to >w< it ^.^ gwandam, child; -Give :3 gwandam :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ and >w< it :3 gwandam xDD wiww -Give >w< it :3 a x3 pwum, :3 a :3 chewwy, ÚwÚ and :3 a fig. ->_> Thewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 gwandam! ->_> AWTHUW. ^-^ Good x3 my :33 mothew, peace! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that UwU I :3 wewe wow laid uWu in x3 my gwave: -UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ this coiw ^w^ that's UwU made fow x3 me. -:3 EWINyOW. ÚwÚ His mothew UwU shames ^.^ him >_> so, poor ^-^ boy, ^.^ he ^-^ weeps. -OwO CONSTANCE. Now ^-^ shame ;;w;; upon UwU you, whe'er ^.^ she does ow no! -ÚwÚ His >_> gwandam's wrongs, ÚwÚ and nyot :33 his ;;w;; mothew's >_< shames, -^w^ Dwaws UwU those ^-^ heaven-moving uWu peawws from :33 his poor ^w^ eyes, ->_< Which heaven UwU shaww OwO take uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe of :3 a >w< fee; -Ay, with these >_> cwystaw beads heaven UwU shaww be bwib'd -;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him justice ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge on OwO you. -:3 EWINyOW. ^.^ Thou monstwous uWu swandewew of heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth! -OwO CONSTANCE. ^.^ Thou monstwous >_> injuwew of heaven ÚwÚ and earth, -;;w;; Caww nyot ;;w;; me swandewew! ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye usuwp -uWu The xDD dominyations, ;;w;; woyawties, ÚwÚ and :3 wights, -Of ÚwÚ this OwO oppwessed ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< thy eldest ÚwÚ son's x3 son, -:33 Infowtunyate uWu in >_< nyothing >_> but uWu in thee. -x3 Thy :3 sins OwO awe OwO visited uWu in ÚwÚ this poor child; -uWu The :3 canyon of x3 the law >_> is laid on :3 him, -uWu Being >_> but x3 the second OwO genyewation -Removed from >w< thy >w< sin-conceiving womb. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Bedwam, uWu have ^-^ donye. -OwO CONSTANCE. UwU I uWu have >_> but ÚwÚ this to UwU say- -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is nyot >w< onwy >w< pwagued fow her ^w^ sin, -OwO But ^w^ God hath UwU made her x3 sin ÚwÚ and her x3 the pwague -On ÚwÚ this removed ^w^ issue, >w< pwagued fow her -xDD And with her ÚwÚ pwague; her x3 sin :33 his injuwy, -:3 Hew ^-^ injuwy x3 the beadwe to her sin; -All punyish'd uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ pewson of ÚwÚ this child, -xDD And aww fow xDD hew-a pwague ;;w;; upon >_> hew! -:3 EWINyOW. ^.^ Thou unadvised scold, UwU I ^.^ can produce -^-^ A xDD wiww :3 that bars x3 the ;;w;; titwe of >w< thy OwO son. -OwO CONSTANCE. Ay, who xDD doubts ^-^ that? ^-^ A :33 wiww, :3 a wicked :33 wiww; -^-^ A xDD woman's :33 wiww; :3 a ;;w;; cank'wed >_> gwandam's will! -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. uWu Peace, :33 wady! xDD pause, ow be ^.^ mowe ^.^ tempewate. -^.^ It :33 iww :33 beseems ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence to cwy aim -;;w;; To these ^-^ iww-tunyed repetitions. -;;w;; Some ÚwÚ twumpet ^.^ summon ÚwÚ hithew to x3 the OwO wawws -;;w;; These ;;w;; men of Angiews; wet >_> us hear them speak ->_< Whose ;;w;; titwe ;;w;; they UwU admit, Arthur's ow UwU John's. - -Trumpet uWu sounds. Entew :3 citizens ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wawws - -;;w;; CITIZEN. Who >_> is >w< it :3 that hath wawn'd >_> us to x3 the OwO wawws? -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. 'Tis >_< Fwance, fow ^w^ Engwand. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. England fow itself. ->_> You ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< woving subjects- -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> You >w< woving ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, Arthur's xDD subjects, -Our ÚwÚ twumpet ^w^ caww'd xDD you to ÚwÚ this ^-^ gentwe pawwe- -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. For UwU ouw advantage; >_< thewefowe hear >_> us fiwst. -;;w;; These flags of >_< Fwance, :3 that OwO awe xDD advanced OwO hewe -^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and pwospect of x3 youw xDD town, -:3 Have ÚwÚ hithew :3 mawch'd to x3 youw ^-^ endamagement; -uWu The cannons uWu have uWu theiw bowels full of :33 wwath, -xDD And ready UwU mounted OwO awe ;;w;; they to spit fowth -^-^ Theiw iwon >_< indignyation uWu 'gainst x3 youw wawws; -All uWu pwepawation fow :3 a bwoody ^-^ siege -xDD And merciless proceeding ^.^ by these OwO Fwench -ÚwÚ Confwont x3 youw ^.^ city's ^w^ eyes, x3 youw winking gates; -xDD And >_> but fow UwU ouw appwoach UwU those x3 sweeping ^.^ stonyes -:33 That >_< as :3 a x3 waist xDD doth ^-^ giwdwe xDD you about -^-^ By x3 the x3 compuwsion of uWu theiw ordinance -^-^ By ÚwÚ this time from uWu theiw xDD fixed beds of wime -xDD Had :33 been :33 dishabited, ÚwÚ and uWu wide havoc UwU made -For bwoody powew to >_< wush ;;w;; upon x3 youw peace. -OwO But on x3 the ^.^ sight of >_> us x3 youw ÚwÚ wawfuw OwO king, -Who painfully with much expedient :33 mawch -:3 Have ^.^ bwought :3 a countercheck >w< befowe x3 youw ^.^ gates, -;;w;; To :3 save unscwatch'd x3 youw ^.^ city's threat'ned :3 cheeks- -UwU Behowd, x3 the OwO Fwench ^w^ amaz'd x3 vouchsafe :3 a ^.^ pawwe; -xDD And now, ^w^ instead of x3 buwwets wwapp'd uWu in ^w^ fiwe, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ^.^ shaking x3 fevew uWu in x3 youw walls, -^-^ They >w< shoot >_> but ÚwÚ cawm wowds UwU fowded x3 up uWu in ^.^ smoke, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a faithless ewwow uWu in x3 youw cars; ->_< Which :33 twust accordingly, uWu kind uWu citizens, -xDD And wet >_> us >_> in-youw OwO King, x3 whose labour'd ^.^ spiwits, -Forwearied uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action of UwU swift speed, -Cwaves harbourage within x3 youw UwU city :33 wawws. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. x3 When UwU I uWu have said, >_< make answew to >_> us xDD both. -Lo, uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wight uWu hand, x3 whose pwotection -Is UwU most >_< divinyewy ^.^ vow'd ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< wight -Of ^.^ him >w< it ^-^ howds, >w< stands xDD young Pwantagenyet, -^-^ Son to x3 the :33 ewdew ÚwÚ bwothew of ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, -xDD And x3 king ^-^ o'ew ^.^ him ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ he :3 enjoys; -For ÚwÚ this x3 down-twodden equity ^.^ we ;;w;; twead -^w^ In warlike :33 mawch these ;;w;; gweens >w< befowe x3 youw xDD town, -uWu Being nyo further ;;w;; enyemy to xDD you -Than x3 the :33 constwaint of hospitable ^.^ zeaw -^w^ In x3 the relief of ÚwÚ this OwO oppwessed chiwd -OwO Wewigiouswy uWu pwovokes. ^w^ Be ^w^ pweased xDD then -;;w;; To x3 pay :3 that >_> duty which xDD you :33 twuwy >_> owe -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that >_> owes :33 it, nyamewy, ÚwÚ this xDD young >_< pwince; -xDD And xDD then UwU ouw awms, ^.^ wike to :3 a muzzwed >_> beaw, -:3 Save uWu in ÚwÚ aspect, hath aww offence OwO seaw'd xDD up; -Our ^-^ cannyons' malice vainwy UwU shaww be xDD spent -^w^ Against x3 th' >_> invuwnyewabwe :33 cwouds of xDD heaven; -xDD And with :3 a blessed ÚwÚ and ^w^ unvex'd wetiwe, -With UwU unhack'd :33 swowds ÚwÚ and hewmets aww ^.^ unbwuis'd, -We xDD wiww UwU beaw ^.^ home :3 that ÚwÚ wusty :3 bwood again ->_< Which OwO hewe ^.^ we ^-^ came to spout OwO against x3 youw xDD town, -xDD And OwO weave x3 youw chiwdwen, ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and UwU you, uWu in peace. -OwO But >_> if xDD you fondwy pass UwU ouw x3 pwoffew'd OwO offew, -'Tis nyot x3 the ;;w;; wounduwe of x3 youw old-fac'd OwO wawws -UwU Can hide xDD you from UwU ouw xDD messengews of waw, -;;w;; Though aww these :3 Engwish ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ discipwinye -^.^ Wewe ^-^ hawbouw'd uWu in uWu theiw wude OwO ciwcumfewence. -UwU Then tell us, UwU shaww x3 youw UwU city caww >_> us ;;w;; wowd -^w^ In :3 that behawf which ^.^ we uWu have challeng'd uWu it; -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU give x3 the OwO signyaw to UwU ouw rage, -xDD And x3 stawk uWu in :3 bwood to UwU ouw possession? -;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ In UwU bwief: ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the ^w^ King of Engwand's UwU subjects; -For :3 him, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his wight, ^.^ we howd ÚwÚ this xDD town. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Acknyowwedge xDD then x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 That ^.^ can ^.^ we x3 nyot; >_> but ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; pwuvs x3 the OwO King, -;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD wiww ^.^ we ^-^ pwuv x3 woyaw. Tiww :3 that time -:3 Have ^.^ we UwU wamm'd x3 up UwU ouw :3 gates OwO against x3 the wowwd. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the >_< cwown of England ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_> King? -xDD And >_> if nyot :3 that, UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you ÚwÚ witnyesses: -xDD Twice >_< fifteen thousand heawts of Engwand's >_< bweed- -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Bastards ÚwÚ and ewse. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; To verify UwU ouw ;;w;; titwe with uWu theiw ^.^ wives. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ;;w;; As UwU many ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; weww-bown xDD bwoods >_< as ^w^ those- -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; Some >_< bastawds UwU too. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ;;w;; Stand uWu in :33 his OwO face to contwadict :33 his claim. -;;w;; CITIZEN. Tiww xDD you ÚwÚ compound x3 whose >w< wight >_> is uWu wowthiest, -We fow x3 the x3 wowthiest howd x3 the >w< wight from xDD both. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. UwU Then ^w^ God :33 fowgive x3 the x3 sin of aww UwU those >w< souws -:33 That to uWu theiw everlasting wesidence, -^.^ Befowe x3 the :33 dew of x3 evenying faww UwU shaww :33 fweet -^w^ In :3 dweadfuw uWu twiaw of UwU ouw kingdom's x3 king! -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> Amen, :3 Amen! Mount, ^-^ chevawiews; to >_> awms! -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Saint ;;w;; Geowge, :3 that >_> swing'd x3 the ^-^ dwagon, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; e'ew xDD since -x3 Sits UwU on's UwU howse back uWu at >_< minye ^w^ hostess' door, -:3 Teach >_> us x3 some UwU fence! :33 [To >_> AUSTWIA] Siwwah, :3 wewe UwU I uWu at ^.^ home, -At x3 youw ^.^ den, sirrah, with x3 youw wionyess, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu set >w< an ox-head to x3 youw ;;w;; wion's hide, -xDD And >_< make :3 a monstew of OwO you. -x3 AUSTWIA. ;;w;; Peace! nyo more. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< O, :33 twembwe, fow xDD you hear x3 the wion woaw! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Up :3 highew to x3 the pwain, :3 whewe we'll uWu set fowth -^w^ In best ;;w;; appointment aww UwU ouw regiments. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ÚwÚ Speed xDD then to OwO take ^w^ advantage of x3 the >_> fiewd. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ It UwU shaww be so; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the othew hill -xDD Command x3 the xDD west to ^.^ stand. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and UwU ouw wight! Exeunt - -Here, ÚwÚ aftew excursions, enter x3 the uWu HEWAWD ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, -with twumpets, to x3 the :3 gates - ->_< FWENCH HEWAWD. >_> You ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, open uWu wide x3 youw :3 gates -xDD And wet xDD young >_< Awthuw, >w< Duke of Britaine, x3 in, -Who ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of Fwance ÚwÚ this day hath UwU made -Much ^.^ wowk fow tears uWu in UwU many >w< an :3 Engwish :33 mothew, ->_< Whose xDD sons >_< wie x3 scattewed on x3 the xDD bweeding ^.^ gwound; -xDD Many :3 a widow's :33 husband ÚwÚ gwuvwwing lies, -UwU Cowdwy ÚwÚ embwacing x3 the ^-^ discowouwed ^w^ eawth; -xDD And OwO victowy with xDD wittwe ^-^ woss xDD doth :33 pway ->_> Upon x3 the UwU dancing ^-^ bannyews of x3 the Fwench, -Who OwO awe uWu at uWu hand, x3 twiumphantwy :33 dispwayed, -;;w;; To enter conquewows, ÚwÚ and to :3 pwocwaim -Awthuw of >_< Bwitainye Engwand's ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 youws. - -Entew ENGLISH HERALD, with ÚwÚ twumpet - -ENGLISH HEWAWD. Rejoice, xDD you ;;w;; men of xDD Angiews, OwO wing x3 youw bells: -^w^ King John, x3 youw x3 king ÚwÚ and ^-^ Engwand's, xDD doth approach, -Commandew of ÚwÚ this :3 hot :3 mawicious x3 day. -^-^ Theiw armours :3 that :3 mawch'd >w< hence UwU so ^.^ siwvew-bwight -Hither ^-^ wetuwn aww gilt with Frenchmen's blood. ->_> Thewe ^.^ stuck nyo plume uWu in xDD any :3 Engwish uWu cwest -:33 That >_> is removed ^.^ by :3 a uWu staff of Fwance; -Our cowouws UwU do ^-^ wetuwn uWu in UwU those same ^.^ hands -:33 That uWu did dispway them when ^.^ we xDD fiwst :3 mawch'd forth; -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a jowwy troop of UwU huntsmen come -Our ÚwÚ wusty Engwish, aww with puwpwed ^.^ hands, -OwO Dy'd uWu in x3 the dying >_> swaughtew of uWu theiw foes. -^w^ Open x3 youw :3 gates ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 the >w< victows >_> way. -;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Hewawds, from x3 off UwU ouw tow'rs ^.^ we ^w^ might behowd -Fwom xDD fiwst to >w< wast x3 the :33 onset ÚwÚ and uWu wetiwe -Of both x3 youw uWu awmies, x3 whose xDD equawity -^-^ By UwU ouw best eyes ;;w;; cannyot be x3 censuwed. -Blood hath xDD bought bwood, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwows uWu have x3 answew'd blows; -^.^ Stwength match'd with >_< stwength, ÚwÚ and powew confwonted power; -UwU Both OwO awe xDD awike, ÚwÚ and both :33 awike ^.^ we >_> wike. -x3 Onye ^w^ must ^-^ pwuv greatest. While ;;w;; they >w< weigh UwU so ÚwÚ even, -We howd UwU ouw :33 town fow nyeithew, yet fow xDD both. - -Entew x3 the >w< two :3 KINGS, with uWu theiw x3 powews, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< Fwance, x3 hast xDD thou yet ^.^ mowe :3 bwood to ;;w;; cast ÚwÚ away? -Say, UwU shaww x3 the :3 cuwwent of UwU ouw >w< wight >w< wun ^-^ on? ->_< Whose passage, vex'd with >w< thy OwO impediment, -Shall OwO weave :33 his OwO nyative :33 channyew ÚwÚ and OwO o'ewsweww -With course distuwb'd even >w< thy ^-^ confinying ^-^ showes, -OwO Unwess xDD thou wet :33 his :33 siwvew UwU watew >_< keep -^-^ A UwU peacefuw ^w^ pwogwess to x3 the xDD ocean. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. England, xDD thou x3 hast nyot >w< sav'd one >_< dwop of :3 bwood -^w^ In ÚwÚ this :3 hot uWu twiaw ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we of Fwance; -Wathew, wost more. xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand UwU I x3 sweaw, -:33 That >_< sways x3 the ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ this x3 cwimate x3 uvwwooks, -^.^ Befowe ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu way down UwU ouw just-borne awms, -^-^ We'ww put uWu thee ;;w;; down, uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ whom these :3 awms ^.^ we >_> beaw, -:33 Ow >_< add :3 a royal ^w^ nyumbew to x3 the >_< dead, -Gracing x3 the x3 scwoww :3 that uWu tewws of ÚwÚ this waw's ^-^ woss -With >_> swaughtew coupwed to x3 the xDD nyame of OwO kings. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Ha, ^.^ majesty! >w< how xDD high >w< thy :3 gwowy tow'rs -x3 When x3 the rich :3 bwood of >w< kings >_> is uWu set on >_> fiwe! ->_< O, nyow xDD doth >_> Death winye :33 his >_< dead ;;w;; chaps with steel; -uWu The :33 swowds of ^-^ sowdiews OwO awe :33 his teeth, :33 his UwU fangs; -xDD And nyow ^.^ he feasts, OwO mousing x3 the >w< fwesh of men, -^w^ In undetermin'd ÚwÚ diffewences of OwO kings. -Why stand these royal fronts x3 amazed >_< thus? -Cwy :33 'havoc!' >w< kings; back to x3 the ^w^ stainyed >_> fiewd, ->_> You equal ^-^ potents, fiery kindled spiwits! -UwU Then wet :3 confusion of one ÚwÚ pawt :33 confiwm -uWu The ;;w;; othew's peace. Tiww >w< then, ÚwÚ bwows, bwood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< Whose party UwU do x3 the xDD townsmen yet UwU admit? -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ÚwÚ Speak, uWu citizens, fow x3 Engwand; OwO who's x3 youw UwU king? -;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The ^w^ King of England, when ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; King. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. xDD Knyow ^.^ him uWu in >_> us :3 that OwO hewe howd x3 up :33 his ÚwÚ wight. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ In >_> us :3 that OwO awe UwU ouw UwU own great OwO deputy -xDD And UwU beaw >w< possession of UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson UwU hewe, -Lord of UwU ouw >_> pwesence, xDD Angiews, ÚwÚ and of OwO you. -;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ A :33 gweatew pow'w than ^.^ we denyies aww >_< this; -xDD And >w< tiww >w< it be ^w^ undoubted, ^.^ we UwU do OwO wock -Our xDD fowmew :33 scwupwe uWu in UwU ouw strong-barr'd gates; -^-^ King'd of UwU ouw >_> feaws, ÚwÚ untiw UwU ouw >_> feaws, wesowv'd, -^w^ Be ^.^ by x3 some xDD cewtain x3 king purg'd ÚwÚ and depos'd. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, these :33 scwoywes of >_> Angiews fwout UwU you, OwO kings, -xDD And stand secuwewy on uWu theiw :3 battwements -;;w;; As uWu in :3 a >_> theatwe, >_> whence ;;w;; they >_> gape ÚwÚ and :33 point -At x3 youw >_< industwious ;;w;; scenyes ÚwÚ and acts of death. -uWu Youw royal presences be wuw'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me: -Do ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ mutinyes of >_< Jewusawem, -^w^ Be ^w^ fwiends awhiwe, ÚwÚ and both :33 conjointwy >w< bend -uWu Youw x3 shawpest >_< deeds of malice on ÚwÚ this xDD town. -^-^ By uWu east ÚwÚ and xDD west wet Fwance ÚwÚ and England ^-^ mount -^-^ Theiw x3 battewing cannon, UwU chawged to x3 the ^w^ mouths, -Tiww uWu theiw >_< souw-feawing clamours uWu have ;;w;; bwaww'd down -uWu The flinty OwO wibs of ÚwÚ this contemptuous >_> city. -;;w;; I'd :33 pway incessantly ;;w;; upon these ;;w;; jades, -Even >w< tiww >_< unfenced ^w^ desowation -Weave them >_< as nyaked >_< as x3 the uWu vuwgaw air. -:33 That :33 donye, :33 dissevew x3 youw united strengths -xDD And ÚwÚ pawt x3 youw >w< mingwed cowouws >_> once OwO again, -Tuwn OwO face to OwO face ÚwÚ and bwoody :33 point to ^-^ point; -UwU Then uWu in :3 a x3 moment :33 Fowtunye UwU shaww ÚwÚ cuww fowth -UwU Out of one x3 side her ^w^ happy ÚwÚ minyion, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom uWu in ^.^ favouw ^.^ she UwU shaww UwU give x3 the ^-^ day, -xDD And :3 kiss ^.^ him with :3 a glorious ^.^ victowy. -How ^.^ wike xDD you ÚwÚ this >w< wiwd counsew, ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ states? -:33 Smacks >w< it nyot ^-^ something of x3 the powicy? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the sky :3 that uWu hangs :33 abuv UwU ouw >_< heads, -UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it well. >_< Fwance, UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< knyit UwU ouw pow'rs -xDD And uWu way ÚwÚ this >_> Angiews even with x3 the ^.^ gwound; -UwU Then ÚwÚ aftew >w< fight who UwU shaww be x3 king of :33 it? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ An >_> if xDD thou x3 hast x3 the mettle of :3 a OwO king, -uWu Being wrong'd >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> peevish xDD town, -Tuwn xDD thou x3 the xDD mouth of >w< thy ÚwÚ awtiwwewy, -;;w;; As ^.^ we xDD wiww >_> ouws, OwO against these ^w^ saucy wawws; -xDD And when :3 that ^.^ we uWu have dash'd them to x3 the ground, -Why xDD then ^.^ defy >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ peww-meww -^-^ Make ^.^ wowk ;;w;; upon ;;w;; ouwsewves, fow heaven ow uWu heww. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Let >w< it be :3 so. Say, :3 whewe xDD wiww xDD you ^w^ assauwt? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We from x3 the xDD west xDD wiww >_> send >w< destwuction -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this ^.^ city's ÚwÚ bosom. -x3 AUSTWIA. UwU I from x3 the nyowth. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Our >_> thundew from x3 the south -Shall xDD wain uWu theiw dwift of x3 buwwets on ÚwÚ this xDD town. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 pwudent >w< discipwinye! Fwom ^.^ nyowth to :3 south, -:33 Austwia ÚwÚ and Fwance >w< shoot uWu in >_< each ;;w;; othew's xDD mouth. -I'll stir them to it.-Come, away, away! -;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Heaw us, great :33 kings: x3 vouchsafe ^-^ awhiwe to ;;w;; stay, -xDD And UwU I UwU shaww x3 show xDD you uWu peace ÚwÚ and faiw-fac'd league; -Win xDD you ÚwÚ this UwU city ^-^ without ^w^ stwoke ow ^-^ wound; -ÚwÚ Wescue UwU those :33 bweathing ;;w;; wives to ^-^ die uWu in beds -:33 That OwO hewe come sacrifices fow x3 the >_> fiewd. -^w^ Pewsevew >_> nyot, >_> but hear uWu me, ^-^ mighty OwO kings. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Speak on with ^.^ favouw; ^.^ we OwO awe UwU bent to heaw. -;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 That daughter there of UwU Spain, x3 the xDD Wady Blanch, -Is uWu nyiece to x3 Engwand; wook ;;w;; upon x3 the years -Of Lewis x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :3 that lovely ^-^ maid. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ wusty wuv >_> shouwd OwO go uWu in ^w^ quest of >w< beauty, -Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he find >w< it fairer than uWu in Blanch? -;;w;; If zeawous wuv >_> shouwd OwO go uWu in ^-^ seawch of virtue, -Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he find >w< it >w< puwew than uWu in Blanch? -;;w;; If wuv :3 ambitious >_< sought :3 a >_< match of birth, ->_< Whose >_> veins bound xDD wichew :3 bwood than xDD Wady Blanch? ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu in >w< beauty, virtue, birth, -Is x3 the xDD young uWu Dauphin every uWu way compwete- -;;w;; If nyot complete :33 of, >_> say ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^.^ she; -xDD And ^.^ she again wants uWu nyothing, to xDD nyame >w< want, -;;w;; If ^.^ want >w< it be nyot :3 that ^.^ she >_> is nyot he. ->w< He >_> is x3 the half ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a blessed ^w^ man, -Left to be finyished ^.^ by xDD such >_< as ^.^ she; -xDD And ^.^ she :3 a >w< faiw OwO divided excewwence, ->_< Whose fulness of pewfection wies uWu in ^.^ him. ->_< O, >w< two xDD such :33 siwvew :33 cuwwents, when ;;w;; they >_< join, -Do gwowify x3 the uWu banks :3 that bound them UwU in; -xDD And >w< two xDD such uWu showes to >w< two xDD such streams UwU made one, -Two xDD such >w< contwowwing UwU bounds, UwU shaww xDD you be, xDD Kings, -;;w;; To these >w< two >_< pwinces, >_> if xDD you marry OwO them. -This >w< unyion UwU shaww UwU do ^.^ mowe than ^-^ battewy ^.^ can -;;w;; To UwU ouw fast-cwosed gates; fow uWu at ÚwÚ this >_< match -With ^w^ swiftew UwU spween than OwO powdew ^.^ can enforce, -uWu The xDD mouth of uWu passage UwU shaww ^.^ we fwing uWu wide ^w^ ope -xDD And UwU give xDD you >_< entwance; >_> but ^-^ without ÚwÚ this ;;w;; match, -uWu The sea enwaged >_> is nyot half UwU so deaf, -Wions ^.^ mowe confident, ^-^ mountains ÚwÚ and x3 wocks -uWu Mowe fwee from motion-no, nyot >_> Death >_< himsewf -^w^ In >w< mowtaw UwU fuwy half UwU so ^w^ pewemptowy -;;w;; As ^.^ we to >_< keep ÚwÚ this >_> city. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Hewe's :3 a xDD stay -:33 That ÚwÚ shakes x3 the wotten ^.^ cawcass of ;;w;; owd >_> Death -UwU Out of :33 his UwU wags! >_> Hewe's :3 a large uWu mouth, :33 indeed, -:33 That x3 spits fowth :33 death ÚwÚ and >_< mountains, x3 wocks ÚwÚ and uWu seas; -Talks >_< as >_> famiwiawwy of xDD woawing wions -;;w;; As ^w^ maids of thirteen UwU do of UwU puppy-dogs! ->_> What ÚwÚ cannyonyeew ^.^ begot ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wusty >_< bwood? ->w< He xDD speaks uWu pwain xDD cannyon-fiwe, ÚwÚ and >_< smoke ÚwÚ and :33 bounce; ->w< He ;;w;; gives x3 the ^.^ bastinyado with :33 his tongue; -Our OwO eaws OwO awe cudgell'd; nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of :33 his -OwO But ^w^ buffets xDD bettew than :3 a >_< fist of Fwance. -uWu Zounds! UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew UwU so ;;w;; bethump'd with wowds -Since UwU I xDD fiwst ^w^ caww'd x3 my brother's >w< fathew x3 dad. -:3 EWINyOW. UwU Son, ÚwÚ wist to ÚwÚ this :33 conjunction, >_< make ÚwÚ this >w< match; -Give with UwU ouw uWu nyiece :3 a ^.^ dowwy large >_< enyough; -For ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_< knyot xDD thou shalt UwU so x3 suwewy :33 tie -x3 Thy nyow unsuw'd assurance to x3 the >_< cwown -:33 That >_< yon green ;;w;; boy UwU shaww uWu have nyo sun to ripe -uWu The bloom :3 that uWu pwomiseth :3 a ^-^ mighty fwuit. -UwU I >_> see :3 a yiewding uWu in x3 the :33 wooks of Fwance; ->_> Mawk >w< how ;;w;; they uWu whispew. Uwge them OwO whiwe uWu theiw >w< souws -^w^ Awe capabwe of ÚwÚ this ambition, -Lest zeal, nyow mewted ^.^ by x3 the >_< windy UwU bweath -Of soft >_< petitions, pity, ÚwÚ and wemowse, -Coow ÚwÚ and ^-^ congeaw again to >_> what >w< it uWu was. -;;w;; CITIZEN. Why answew nyot x3 the :3 doubwe OwO majesties -This xDD fwiendwy ^w^ tweaty of UwU ouw threat'ned >_< town? -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^w^ Speak England ÚwÚ fiwst, :3 that hath :33 been forward xDD fiwst -;;w;; To speak >w< unto ÚwÚ this >_< city: >_> what >_> say you? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 the uWu Dauphin thewe, >w< thy princely x3 son, -UwU Can uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ book of beauty ^w^ wead ÚwÚ 'I xDD wuv,' -:3 Hew ^.^ dowwy UwU shaww >w< weigh equal with :3 a queen; -For Anjou, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, >_< Poictiews, -xDD And aww :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 side x3 the ;;w;; sea- -UwU Except ÚwÚ this UwU city nyow ^.^ by >_> us :3 besieg'd- -UwU Find UwU wiabwe to UwU ouw >_< cwown ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity, -Shall gild her bwidaw ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and >_< make her rich -^w^ In >_> titwes, honours, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwomotions, -;;w;; As ^.^ she uWu in >w< beauty, :3 education, bwood, -Howds uWu hand with xDD any ^-^ pwincess of x3 the wowwd. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> What say'st UwU thou, boy? Wook uWu in x3 the >_> wady's ;;w;; face. -xDD WEWIS. UwU I UwU do, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and uWu in her ^w^ eye UwU I find -^-^ A OwO wondew, ow :3 a wondwous miracle, -uWu The :3 shadow of mysewf UwU fowm'd uWu in her >_< eye; ->_< Which, ^.^ being >_> but x3 the :3 shadow of x3 youw x3 son, ->_> Becomes :3 a sun, ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 youw >_< son :3 a ^.^ shadow. -UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest UwU I >_< nyevew :3 wov'd mysewf -Tiww nyow infixed UwU I beheld mysewf -Drawn uWu in x3 the flattering tabwe of her :33 eye. ->_< [Whispews with uWu BWANCH] -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 [Aside] Drawn uWu in x3 the flattering tabwe of her >_< eye, -Hang'd uWu in x3 the >_> fwownying wrinkle of her >_> bwow, -xDD And quawtew'd uWu in her uWu heawt-he xDD doth :33 espy -Himsewf love's traitor. This >_> is pity now, -:33 That :33 hang'd ÚwÚ and drawn ÚwÚ and quawtew'd there >_> shouwd be -^w^ In xDD such :3 a wuv UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 a UwU wout >_< as he. ->w< BWANCH. OwO My ^-^ uncwe's xDD wiww uWu in ÚwÚ this wespect >_> is ^w^ minye. -;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> see ^.^ aught uWu in xDD you :3 that x3 makes ^.^ him :3 wike, -:33 That ;;w;; anything ^.^ he sees which moves :33 his UwU wiking -UwU I ^.^ can with ^w^ ease UwU twanswate >w< it to x3 my :33 wiww; -:33 Ow >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, to speak ^.^ mowe :33 pwopewwy, -UwU I xDD wiww enforce >w< it eas'wy to x3 my love. ->w< Fuwthew UwU I xDD wiww nyot flatter UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 That aww UwU I >_> see uWu in xDD you >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy xDD wuv, -Than :33 this: :3 that >_< nyothing UwU do UwU I >_> see uWu in :3 you- -;;w;; Though churlish >_< thoughts x3 themsewves >_> shouwd be x3 youw UwU judge- -:33 That UwU I ^.^ can find >_> shouwd merit xDD any ^.^ hate. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What >_> say these xDD young ones? >_> What >_> say UwU you, x3 my >w< nyiece? ->w< BWANCH. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is bound uWu in honour still to UwU do ->_> What xDD you uWu in ^.^ wisdom still x3 vouchsafe to :3 say. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Speak >w< then, Prince uWu Dauphin; ^.^ can xDD you wuv ÚwÚ this x3 wady? -xDD WEWIS. Nyay, ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I ^.^ can wefwain from love; -For UwU I UwU do wuv her UwU most OwO unfeignyedwy. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. UwU Then UwU do UwU I UwU give Volquessen, x3 Touwainye, ^-^ Mainye, ->_< Poictiews, ÚwÚ and Anjou, these five pwovinces, -With her to ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< addition >_> mowe, -Full ;;w;; thiwty thousand >w< mawks of :3 Engwish coin. -^.^ Phiwip of >_< Fwance, >_> if xDD thou be pleas'd withaw, -xDD Command >w< thy >_< son ÚwÚ and daughter to ^w^ join ^w^ hands. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ It likes >_> us well; xDD young >_< pwinces, ^-^ cwose x3 youw ^w^ hands. -x3 AUSTWIA. xDD And x3 youw lips :3 too; fow UwU I ^w^ am weww x3 assuw'd -:33 That UwU I uWu did UwU so when UwU I UwU was xDD fiwst :33 assuw'd. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> Nyow, :3 citizens of xDD Angiews, ^w^ ope x3 youw ^.^ gates, -Let uWu in :3 that >_< amity which xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ made; -For uWu at Saint Mawy's ^w^ chapew presently -uWu The rites of ^.^ mawwiage UwU shaww be x3 sowemnyiz'd. -Is nyot x3 the xDD Wady Constance uWu in ÚwÚ this troop? -UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is x3 nyot; fow ÚwÚ this >_< match UwU made x3 up -:3 Hew x3 pwesence ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< intewwupted :33 much. -Whewe >_> is ^.^ she ÚwÚ and her uWu son? Teww uWu me, who knyows. -xDD WEWIS. :33 She >_> is >_> sad ÚwÚ and passionyate uWu at x3 youw Highness' uWu tent. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ this :33 weague :3 that ^.^ we uWu have UwU made -Will UwU give her >_> sadnyess xDD vewy xDD wittwe x3 cuwe. -^-^ Bwothew of England, >w< how OwO may ^.^ we :3 content -This ^.^ widow x3 wady? ^w^ In her >w< wight ^.^ we >_> came; ->_< Which :33 we, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, uWu have >_> tuwn'd anyothew :3 way, -;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU own vantage. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We xDD wiww heal x3 up all, -For we'll >w< cweate xDD young Awthuw >w< Duke of Britaine, -xDD And ^-^ Eaww of xDD Wichmond; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this rich >w< faiw :33 town -We >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd uWu of. ;;w;; Caww x3 the xDD Wady Constance; -;;w;; Some UwU speedy :3 messengew bid her repair -;;w;; To UwU ouw solemnity. UwU I :33 twust ^.^ we UwU shaww, -;;w;; If nyot ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the UwU measuwe of her :33 wiww, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in x3 some UwU measuwe satisfy her UwU so -:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww ÚwÚ stop her ^-^ excwamation. -Go ^.^ we >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ haste xDD wiww suffew >_> us -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this x3 unwook'd-fow, xDD unpwepawed pomp. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the BASTARD -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Mad ;;w;; wowwd! ^-^ mad OwO kings! ^-^ mad composition! -John, to ÚwÚ stop Arthur's >_< tide uWu in x3 the ^-^ whowe, ->_< Hath ^w^ wiwwingwy ^.^ depawted with :3 a ^w^ pawt; -xDD And >_< Fwance, x3 whose ^-^ awmouw >_> conscience UwU buckwed ;;w;; on, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ zeaw ÚwÚ and xDD chawity ^.^ bwought to x3 the field -;;w;; As >_> God's UwU own sowdiew, wounded uWu in x3 the ear -With :3 that same ^w^ puwpose-changew, :3 that sly deviw, -:33 That >w< bwokew :3 that still >_< bweaks x3 the OwO pate of ^w^ faith, -:33 That x3 daiwy x3 bweak-vow, ^.^ he :3 that ^w^ wins of all, -Of OwO kings, of beggaws, ;;w;; owd men, xDD young men, >_< maids, -Who xDD having nyo ÚwÚ extewnyaw ^.^ thing to wose -OwO But x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_< 'maid,' cheats x3 the poor >_< maid of :33 that; -:33 That :33 smooth-fac'd gentweman, >_> tickwing ^-^ commodity, -Commodity, x3 the :3 bias of x3 the world- -uWu The ^w^ wowwd, who of itsewf >_> is peised weww, -Made to >w< wun even ;;w;; upon even ground, -Tiww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ advantage, ÚwÚ this viwe-dwawing OwO bias, -This xDD sway of >w< motion, ÚwÚ this ^-^ commodity, -:3 Makes >w< it OwO take >_> head from aww indifferency, -Fwom aww ^w^ diwection, xDD puwpose, course, intent- -xDD And ÚwÚ this same OwO bias, ÚwÚ this ^-^ commodity, -This ^w^ bawd, ÚwÚ this broker, ÚwÚ this UwU aww-changing word, -OwO Cwapp'd on x3 the :33 outwawd ^w^ eye of >_> fickwe >_< Fwance, ->_< Hath drawn ^.^ him from :33 his UwU own ;;w;; detewmin'd ^w^ aid, -Fwom :3 a :3 wesowv'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe waw, -;;w;; To :3 a UwU most UwU base ÚwÚ and vile-concluded peace. -xDD And >w< why waiw UwU I on ÚwÚ this commodity? -OwO But fow uWu because ^.^ he hath nyot woo'd ;;w;; me :33 yet; -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 the powew to clutch x3 my uWu hand -x3 When :33 his >w< faiw ^-^ angews ^.^ wouwd OwO sawute x3 my pawm, -OwO But fow x3 my uWu hand, >_< as >w< unyattempted ^w^ yet, -Wike :3 a poor beggar ^w^ waiweth on x3 the ;;w;; wich. -xDD Weww, whiwes UwU I ^w^ am :3 a beggar, UwU I xDD wiww waiw -xDD And >_> say there >_> is nyo x3 sin >_> but to be wich; -xDD And ^.^ being rich, x3 my viwtue xDD then UwU shaww be -;;w;; To >_> say there >_> is nyo :33 vice >_> but beggary. -Since >w< kings bweak :33 faith ;;w;; upon ^-^ commodity, -xDD Gain, be x3 my uWu wowd, fow UwU I xDD wiww :33 wowship thee. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -Fwance. uWu The >_< FWENCH KING'S ÚwÚ camp - -Entew ^w^ CONSTANCE, AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY - -OwO CONSTANCE. Gonye to be married! Gonye to >_< sweaw :3 a peace! -ÚwÚ Fawse :3 bwood to UwU fawse :3 bwood join'd! Gonye to be ÚwÚ fwiends! -Shall Lewis uWu have Blanch, ÚwÚ and Blanch UwU those :33 pwovinces? -^.^ It >_> is nyot so; xDD thou x3 hast OwO misspoke, :33 misheawd; -^w^ Be weww ^w^ advis'd, tell ^-^ o'ew >w< thy xDD tawe ;;w;; again. -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; xDD thou dost >_> but >_> say UwU 'tis so; -UwU I :33 twust UwU I OwO may nyot :33 twust ÚwÚ thee, fow >w< thy ;;w;; wowd -Is >_> but x3 the :33 vain UwU bweath of :3 a ^w^ common ^w^ man: -:3 Bewieve ;;w;; me UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee, xDD man; -UwU I uWu have :3 a >_< king's ^-^ oath to x3 the ^.^ contwawy. -^.^ Thou shalt be punyish'd fow OwO thus ÚwÚ fwighting uWu me, -For UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick ÚwÚ and capabwe of >_> feaws, -xDD Oppwess'd with wrongs, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe full of fears; -^-^ A uWu widow, >_< husbandwess, x3 subject to fears; -^-^ A ^w^ woman, nyatuwawwy bown to fears; -xDD And ^w^ though xDD thou nyow x3 confess xDD thou :33 didst >_> but ^.^ jest, -With x3 my vex'd ;;w;; spiwits UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO take :3 a truce, -OwO But ;;w;; they xDD wiww quake ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe aww ÚwÚ this x3 day. ->_> What dost xDD thou >_> mean ^.^ by ^.^ shaking of >w< thy head? -Why dost xDD thou wook UwU so sadwy on x3 my uWu son? ->_> What means :3 that uWu hand ;;w;; upon :3 that breast of >_< thinye? -Why ÚwÚ howds ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye :3 that lamentable rheum, -Wike :3 a OwO pwoud river peewing ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^-^ bounds? -^w^ Be these >_> sad signs confiwmews of >w< thy xDD wowds? -UwU Then speak again-not aww >w< thy xDD fowmew :33 tawe, -OwO But ÚwÚ this one word, >w< whethew >w< thy xDD tawe be true. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; As true >_< as UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD you think them UwU fawse -:33 That UwU give xDD you cause to ^-^ pwuv x3 my :3 saying true. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, >_> if xDD thou >_< teach ;;w;; me to ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ this >_> sowwow, -:3 Teach xDD thou ÚwÚ this sorrow >w< how to >_< make ;;w;; me :3 die; -xDD And wet bewief ÚwÚ and >w< wife x3 encountew UwU so -;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the UwU fuwy of >w< two despewate ;;w;; men ->_< Which uWu in x3 the xDD vewy meeting faww ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! -Lewis marry >_< Bwanch! x3 O ^-^ boy, xDD then :3 whewe awt thou? -Fwance :33 fwiend with x3 Engwand; >_> what x3 becomes of me? -ÚwÚ Fewwow, be gone: UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook >w< thy sight; -This nyews hath UwU made uWu thee :3 a UwU most ugwy man. -SAWISBUWY. >_> What othew x3 hawm uWu have I, ÚwÚ good UwU wady, donye -OwO But ^-^ spoke x3 the x3 hawm :3 that >_> is ^.^ by ;;w;; othews done? -OwO CONSTANCE. >_< Which x3 hawm within itsewf UwU so ;;w;; heinyous >_> is -;;w;; As >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; hawmfuw aww :3 that speak of :3 it. ->_> AWTHUW. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, UwU madam, be OwO content. -OwO CONSTANCE. ;;w;; If xDD thou :3 that ^w^ bid'st ;;w;; me be :3 content OwO wewt ^-^ gwim, -OwO Ugwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ swand'wous to >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's womb, -Full of ;;w;; unpweasing bwots ÚwÚ and sightless stains, -;;w;; Wame, :33 foowish, :33 cwooked, swawt, ÚwÚ pwodigious, -Patch'd with fouw >_> mowes ÚwÚ and UwU eye-offending ^w^ mawks, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot care, UwU I xDD then ^.^ wouwd be content; -For xDD then UwU I >_> shouwd nyot wuv ÚwÚ thee; no, nor xDD thou -Become >w< thy great birth, nor OwO desewve :3 a crown. -OwO But xDD thou awt faiw, ÚwÚ and uWu at >w< thy birth, uWu deaw ^-^ boy, -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :33 Fowtunye OwO join'd to >_< make uWu thee great: -Of Nyatuwe's ^.^ gifts xDD thou uWu mayst with ^.^ wiwies boast, -xDD And with x3 the half-blown OwO wose; >_> but ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 O! -:33 She >_> is UwU cowwupted, ^w^ chang'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ won from ÚwÚ thee; -Sh' >_< aduwtewates hourly with ^.^ thinye :33 uncwe John, -xDD And with her golden uWu hand hath ^w^ pwuck'd on Fwance -;;w;; To ;;w;; twead down >w< faiw wespect of ^.^ suvweignty, -xDD And UwU made :33 his ^.^ majesty x3 the ;;w;; bawd to theirs. -Fwance >_> is :3 a ;;w;; bawd to :33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and ^w^ King uWu John- -:33 That stwumpet ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 that usuwping John! -Teww uWu me, xDD thou fewwow, >_> is nyot Fwance ÚwÚ fowswown? ->w< Envenyom ^.^ him with wowds, ow get uWu thee >_> gonye -xDD And OwO weave UwU those :3 woes awonye which UwU I awonye -^w^ Am bound to :33 undew-beaw. -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, -UwU I OwO may nyot OwO go ^-^ without xDD you to x3 the OwO kings. -OwO CONSTANCE. ^.^ Thou ^-^ mayst, xDD thou shalt; UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go with ÚwÚ thee; -UwU I xDD wiww instwuct x3 my ^w^ sowwows to be :3 pwoud, -For grief >_> is :3 pwoud, ÚwÚ and x3 makes :33 his owner stoop. -;;w;; To uWu me, ÚwÚ and to x3 the >w< state of x3 my great gwief, -Let >w< kings uWu assembwe; fow x3 my grief's UwU so great -:33 That nyo x3 suppowtew >_> but x3 the >_> huge >w< fiwm ^.^ eawth -UwU Can howd >w< it :33 up. >_> [Seats herself on x3 the ground] -:3 Hewe UwU I ÚwÚ and ^w^ sowwows ^.^ sit; -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my throne, bid >w< kings come bow to :3 it. - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ PHIWIP, :3 WEWIS, BWANCH, -ELINOR, x3 the :33 BASTAWD, :33 AUSTWIA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. 'Tis ^-^ twue, >w< faiw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this blessed day -^w^ Evew uWu in Fwance UwU shaww be :33 kept :3 festivaw. -;;w;; To solemnize ÚwÚ this day x3 the glorious sun -ÚwÚ Stays uWu in :33 his course ÚwÚ and plays x3 the ^.^ awchemist, -UwU Tuwnying with xDD spwendouw of :33 his >_< pwecious ^w^ eye -uWu The :3 meagwe uWu cwoddy ^.^ eawth to gwittewing ;;w;; gowd. -uWu The yeawwy course :3 that >_< bwings ÚwÚ this day about -Shall >_< nyevew >_> see >w< it >_> but :3 a holiday. -OwO CONSTANCE. x3 [Wising] ^-^ A wicked ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a >w< howy ^.^ day! ->_> What hath ÚwÚ this day ÚwÚ desewv'd? >_> what hath >w< it donye -:33 That >w< it uWu in golden x3 wettews >_> shouwd be uWu set ->_> Among x3 the xDD high uWu tides uWu in x3 the :33 cawendaw? -Nyay, rather turn ÚwÚ this day x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; week, -This day of UwU shame, oppwession, perjury; -:3 Ow, >_> if >w< it ^w^ must stand still, wet ;;w;; wives with chiwd ->_> Pway :3 that uWu theiw burdens OwO may nyot faww ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -Lest :3 that uWu theiw hopes ÚwÚ pwodigiouswy be cross'd; -OwO But on ÚwÚ this day wet >_< seamen feaw nyo wweck; -No :3 bawgains bweak :3 that OwO awe nyot ÚwÚ this day ÚwÚ made; -This ^-^ day, aww ^.^ things ÚwÚ begun come to :33 iww ^w^ end, -Yea, :33 faith itsewf to OwO howwow UwU fawsehood change! -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU wady, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have nyo cause -;;w;; To UwU cuwse x3 the >w< faiw proceedings of ÚwÚ this x3 day. -:3 Have UwU I nyot :3 pawn'd to xDD you x3 my xDD majesty? -OwO CONSTANCE. >_> You uWu have beguiw'd ;;w;; me with :3 a OwO countewfeit ->_> Wesembwing ^.^ majesty, ^w^ which, ^.^ being touch'd ÚwÚ and twied, -Pwuvs valueless; xDD you OwO awe forsworn, uWu fowswown; ->_> You ^-^ came uWu in :3 awms to ^.^ spiww >_< minye ^.^ enyemies' bwood, -OwO But nyow uWu in :3 awms xDD you strengthen >w< it with x3 youws. -uWu The :33 gwappwing >_< vigouw ÚwÚ and OwO wough fwown of >w< waw -Is UwU cowd uWu in >_< amity ÚwÚ and painted ÚwÚ peace, -xDD And UwU ouw oppwession hath UwU made x3 up ÚwÚ this ^-^ weague. ->_< Awm, ^.^ awm, xDD you >w< heavens, OwO against these >w< pewjuw'd OwO kings! -^-^ A ^.^ widow cries: ^w^ Be :33 husband to uWu me, OwO heavens! -Let nyot x3 the >_> houws of ÚwÚ this >w< ungodwy day -:3 Weaw x3 out x3 the day uWu in :3 peace; but, ere sunset, -Set :3 awmed ^-^ discowd 'twixt these >w< pewjuw'd OwO kings! ->w< Heaw uWu me, >_< O, hear me! -x3 AUSTWIA. xDD Wady xDD Constance, peace! -OwO CONSTANCE. >_> Waw! xDD waw! nyo peace! :3 Peace >_> is to ;;w;; me :3 a waw. -x3 O ;;w;; Wymoges! x3 O Austria! xDD thou dost ^-^ shame -:33 That bwoody spoil. ^.^ Thou :33 swave, xDD thou :3 wwetch, xDD thou OwO cowawd! -^.^ Thou xDD wittwe valiant, great uWu in x3 viwwainy! -^.^ Thou OwO evew >w< stwong ;;w;; upon x3 the stronger :33 side! -^.^ Thou Fowtunye's x3 champion :3 that dost >_< nyevew >w< fight -OwO But when her humorous >w< wadyship >_> is ^.^ by -;;w;; To >_< teach uWu thee xDD safety! ^.^ Thou awt >w< pewjuw'd :3 too, -xDD And ^.^ sooth'st x3 up gweatnyess. >_> What :3 a >w< foow awt UwU thou, -^-^ A wamping x3 foow, to bwag ÚwÚ and stamp ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw ->_> Upon x3 my pawty! ^.^ Thou >w< cowd-bwooded :33 swave, -Hast xDD thou nyot ^-^ spoke ^.^ wike >_> thundew on x3 my side, -:33 Been sworn x3 my sowdiew, OwO bidding ;;w;; me :3 depend ->_> Upon >w< thy ÚwÚ staws, >w< thy fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< stwength, -xDD And dost xDD thou nyow faww uvw to x3 my foes? -^.^ Thou ^-^ weaw :3 a ;;w;; wion's hide! >w< Doff >w< it fow UwU shame, -xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on UwU those xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. -x3 AUSTWIA. x3 O :3 that :3 a x3 man >_> shouwd speak UwU those wowds to me! -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on UwU those xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. -x3 AUSTWIA. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st nyot >_> say >_> so, villain, fow >w< thy life. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on UwU those xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We ^.^ wike nyot :33 this: xDD thou dost x3 fowget thysewf. - -Entew ^.^ PANDUWPH - -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< howy wegate of x3 the >_> Pope. -:33 PANDUWPH. >w< Haiw, xDD you ^-^ anyointed deputies of :3 heaven! -;;w;; To ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ King John, x3 my >w< howy x3 ewwand >w< is. -UwU I Pandulph, of >w< faiw Milan ^-^ cawdinyaw, -xDD And from ^.^ Pope OwO Innyocent x3 the wegate UwU hewe, -Do uWu in :33 his xDD nyame x3 wewigiouswy ;;w;; demand -Why xDD thou OwO against x3 the :3 Chuwch, UwU ouw >w< howy :33 mothew, -^w^ So uWu wiwfuwwy dost UwU spuwn; ÚwÚ and force ^.^ pewfowce -^w^ Keep ^w^ Stephen ^.^ Wangton, OwO chosen UwU Awchbishop -Of Canterbury, from :3 that >w< howy see? ->w< This, uWu in UwU ouw xDD fowesaid >w< howy father's :33 nyame, -^.^ Pope >_> Innyocent, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; demand of thee. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_> What ÚwÚ eawthwy xDD nyame to >_< intewwogatowies -UwU Can :3 task x3 the fwee UwU bweath of :3 a uWu sacwed UwU king? -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst >_> nyot, Cardinal, >w< devise :3 a xDD nyame -^w^ So >_< swight, ^-^ unwowthy, ÚwÚ and widicuwous, -;;w;; To :3 chawge ;;w;; me to >w< an ÚwÚ answew, >_< as x3 the >_> Pope. -Teww ^.^ him ÚwÚ this :33 tawe, ÚwÚ and from x3 the xDD mouth of England -;;w;; Add OwO thus much >_> mowe, :3 that nyo Itawian priest -Shall >w< tithe ow ^w^ toww uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ dominyions; -OwO But >_< as ^.^ we :33 undew heaven OwO awe supweme head, -So, :33 undew xDD Him :3 that great xDD supwemacy, -Whewe ^.^ we UwU do OwO weign ^.^ we xDD wiww awonye uphold, -Without x3 th' ^.^ assistance of :3 a >w< mowtaw >w< hand. -^w^ So tell x3 the :3 Pope, aww ^w^ wevewence uWu set UwU apawt -;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his usuwp'd authowity. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ Bwothew of England, xDD you ÚwÚ bwaspheme uWu in UwU this. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; Though xDD you ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >w< kings of ;;w;; Chwistendom -^w^ Awe x3 wed UwU so grossly ^.^ by ÚwÚ this meddling ;;w;; pwiest, -Dweading x3 the UwU cuwse :3 that monyey OwO may UwU buy ^.^ out, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the merit of ^-^ viwe ^.^ gowd, dross, :33 dust, -^.^ Puwchase cowwupted UwU pawdon of :3 a ^w^ man, -Who uWu in :3 that sawe sewws UwU pawdon from himself- -;;w;; Though xDD you ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU so grossly ;;w;; wed, -This ^-^ juggwing uWu witchcwaft with >_> wevenyue cherish; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^-^ awonye, awonye UwU do ;;w;; me ;;w;; oppose -^w^ Against x3 the :3 Pope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count :33 his ^w^ fwiends x3 my foes. -:33 PANDUWPH. UwU Then ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw powew :3 that UwU I uWu have -^.^ Thou shalt stand curs'd ÚwÚ and excommunicate; -xDD And blessed UwU shaww ^.^ he be :3 that xDD doth ;;w;; wevowt -Fwom :33 his OwO awwegiance to >w< an hewetic; -xDD And ^w^ mewitowious UwU shaww :3 that uWu hand be ;;w;; caww'd, -Canyonyized, ÚwÚ and wowshipp'd >_< as :3 a UwU saint, -:33 That UwU takes OwO away ^.^ by xDD any secret course -x3 Thy hateful life. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, ÚwÚ wawfuw wet >w< it be -:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> woom with ÚwÚ Wome to UwU cuwse awhile! -^-^ Good >w< fathew Cardinal, cwy xDD thou 'amen' -;;w;; To x3 my >_> keen xDD cuwses; fow ^-^ without x3 my wrong ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_> tongue hath powew to UwU cuwse ^.^ him ÚwÚ wight. -:33 PANDUWPH. >_> Thewe's law ÚwÚ and warrant, UwU wady, fow x3 my cuwse. -OwO CONSTANCE. xDD And fow >_< minye :3 too; when law ^.^ can UwU do nyo wight, -Let >w< it be ÚwÚ wawfuw :3 that law ^-^ baw nyo >_> wwong; -Waw ;;w;; cannyot UwU give x3 my chiwd :33 his ^w^ kingdom UwU hewe, -For ^.^ he :3 that ÚwÚ howds :33 his ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ howds x3 the UwU waw; ->_< Thewefowe, xDD since law itsewf >_> is :3 pewfect wwong, -How ^.^ can x3 the law UwU fowbid x3 my >_> tongue to curse? -:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ Phiwip of >_< Fwance, on peril of :3 a cuwse, -Let OwO go x3 the uWu hand of :3 that ÚwÚ awch-hewetic, -xDD And >w< waise x3 the powew of Fwance ;;w;; upon :33 his head, -OwO Unwess ^.^ he UwU do :3 submit >_< himsewf to xDD Wome. -:3 EWINyOW. xDD Wook'st xDD thou pawe, France? Do nyot wet OwO go >w< thy >w< hand. -OwO CONSTANCE. Wook to :3 that, deviw, xDD west :3 that Fwance wepent -xDD And ^.^ by uWu disjoinying ^.^ hands heww wose :3 a ^-^ souw. -x3 AUSTWIA. ^w^ King xDD Phiwip, xDD wisten to x3 the Cawdinyaw. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a calf's-skin on :33 his xDD wecweant xDD wimbs. -x3 AUSTWIA. xDD Weww, ^-^ wuffian, UwU I ^w^ must uWu pocket x3 up these wrongs, -Because- -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Youw OwO bweeches best OwO may carry OwO them. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. xDD Phiwip, >_> what say'st xDD thou to x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? -OwO CONSTANCE. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he say, >_> but >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? -xDD WEWIS. ^w^ Bethink UwU you, father; fow x3 the ^.^ diffewence -Is puwchase of :3 a x3 heavy UwU cuwse from ÚwÚ Wome -:33 Ow x3 the >w< wight ^-^ woss of England fow :3 a :3 fwiend. -Forgo x3 the easiew. ->w< BWANCH. >w< That's x3 the UwU cuwse of xDD Wome. -OwO CONSTANCE. x3 O Wewis, stand :33 fast! uWu The ^.^ deviw tempts uWu thee OwO hewe -^w^ In xDD wikenyess of :3 a x3 nyew ^-^ untwimmed bride. ->w< BWANCH. uWu The xDD Wady Constance xDD speaks nyot from her ^w^ faith, -OwO But from her ^w^ nyeed. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, >_> if xDD thou gwant x3 my need, ->_< Which >w< onwy ;;w;; wives >_> but ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of ^w^ faith, -:33 That >_< nyeed ^w^ must >_< nyeeds infer ÚwÚ this principle- -:33 That :33 faith ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wive again ^.^ by :33 death of ^w^ nyeed. -x3 O >w< then, ;;w;; twead down x3 my need, ÚwÚ and :33 faith ^-^ mounts OwO up: -^w^ Keep x3 my >_< nyeed up, ÚwÚ and :33 faith >_> is UwU twodden ^-^ down! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is x3 mov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews nyot to UwU this. -OwO CONSTANCE. x3 O be >w< wemov'd from :3 him, ÚwÚ and answew OwO weww! -x3 AUSTWIA. Do >_> so, ^w^ King :33 Phiwip; ^w^ hang nyo ^.^ mowe uWu in ^-^ doubt. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Hang >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a cawf's-skin, UwU most x3 sweet lout. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU I ^w^ am >_< pewpwex'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. -:33 PANDUWPH. >_> What ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_> say >_> but xDD wiww >w< pewpwex uWu thee >_> mowe, -;;w;; If xDD thou stand :3 excommunyicate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cuws'd? -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^-^ Good reverend ÚwÚ fathew, >_< make x3 my ÚwÚ pewson >_< youws, -xDD And tell ;;w;; me >w< how xDD you ^.^ wouwd bestow OwO youwsewf. -This royal uWu hand ÚwÚ and >_< minye OwO awe x3 nyewwy >_< knyit, -xDD And x3 the conjunction of UwU ouw inward >w< souws -uWu Mawwied uWu in OwO weague, coupwed ÚwÚ and wink'd togethew -With aww religious ÚwÚ stwength of uWu sacwed ^.^ vows; -uWu The ^-^ watest UwU bweath :3 that uWu gave x3 the >_> sound of wowds -Was deep-sworn ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ peace, OwO amity, true xDD wuv, -Between UwU ouw OwO kingdoms ÚwÚ and UwU ouw royal :33 sewves; -xDD And even >w< befowe ÚwÚ this truce, >_> but x3 nyew x3 befowe, -No longer than ^.^ we weww couwd >_< wash UwU ouw ^.^ hands, -;;w;; To >_< cwap ÚwÚ this royal ^w^ bawgain x3 up of ÚwÚ peace, -uWu Heaven ;;w;; knyows, ;;w;; they :3 wewe ;;w;; besmeaw'd ÚwÚ and >_< uvwstain'd -With slaughter's ^w^ penciw, :3 whewe xDD wevenge uWu did OwO paint -uWu The x3 feawfuw ^.^ diffewence of uWu incensed OwO kings. -xDD And UwU shaww these ^.^ hands, UwU so :3 watewy purg'd of bwood, -^w^ So x3 nyewwy OwO join'd uWu in xDD wuv, UwU so >w< stwong uWu in xDD both, -Unyoke ÚwÚ this seizure ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu kind regreet? ->_> Pway ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woose with OwO faith? UwU so xDD jest with ^.^ heaven, -^-^ Make xDD such ÚwÚ unconstant x3 chiwdwen of ;;w;; ouwsewves, -;;w;; As nyow again to snatch UwU ouw ^.^ pawm from pawm, -UwU Unsweaw :33 faith sworn, ÚwÚ and on x3 the marriage-bed -Of x3 smiwing uWu peace to :33 mawch :3 a bwoody >_< host, -xDD And >_< make :3 a riot on x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ bwow -Of true sincewity? >_< O, >w< howy ^w^ siw, -OwO My reverend ÚwÚ fathew, wet >w< it nyot be so! -UwU Out of x3 youw gwace, ^w^ devise, ordain, >_< impose, -;;w;; Some ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; owdew; ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww be bwest -;;w;; To UwU do x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< continyue fwiends. -:33 PANDUWPH. All >_< fowm >_> is formless, order >w< owdewwess, -:3 Save >_> what >_> is opposite to Engwand's love. ->_< Thewefowe, to >_> awms! be x3 champion of UwU ouw :33 chuwch, -:33 Ow wet x3 the :33 chuwch, UwU ouw :33 mothew, ;;w;; bweathe her curse- -^-^ A ;;w;; mothew's ^-^ cuwse-on her uWu wevowting OwO son. ->_< Fwance, xDD thou uWu mayst howd :3 a serpent ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; tongue, -^-^ A chafed wion ^.^ by x3 the >w< mowtaw OwO paw, -^-^ A ;;w;; fasting tiger safer ^.^ by x3 the >_> tooth, -Than >_< keep uWu in uWu peace :3 that uWu hand which xDD thou dost hold. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU I OwO may ^-^ disjoin x3 my uWu hand, >_> but nyot x3 my ÚwÚ faith. -:33 PANDUWPH. ^w^ So xDD mak'st xDD thou :33 faith >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to xDD faith; -xDD And >_> wike. :3 a ÚwÚ civiw >w< waw :33 set'st ^-^ oath to uWu oath. -x3 Thy >_> tongue OwO against >w< thy :33 tongue. >_< O, wet >w< thy vow -First UwU made to ^.^ heaven, xDD fiwst be to heaven pewfowm'd, -:33 That ;;w;; is, to be x3 the x3 champion of UwU ouw Church. ->_> What xDD since xDD thou >_> swow'st >_> is sworn OwO against >w< thysewf -xDD And OwO may nyot be ^.^ pewfowmed ^.^ by ;;w;; thysewf, -For :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast sworn to UwU do uWu amiss -Is nyot uWu amiss when >w< it >_> is :33 twuwy donye; -xDD And ^.^ being nyot :33 donye, :3 whewe xDD doing tends to UwU iww, -uWu The uWu twuth >_> is xDD then UwU most donye nyot xDD doing uWu it; -uWu The xDD bettew ;;w;; act of uWu puwposes >_> mistook -Is to ÚwÚ mistake again; ^w^ though uWu indiwect, -ÚwÚ Yet x3 indiwection theweby gwows >_> diwect, -xDD And UwU fawsehood ;;w;; cuwes, >_< as fire UwU coows fire -OwO Within x3 the scowched >_> veins of one new-burn'd. -^.^ It >_> is :33 wewigion :3 that xDD doth >_< make x3 vows >_< kept; -OwO But xDD thou x3 hast sworn OwO against :33 wewigion -^-^ By >_> what xDD thou >_< sweaw'st OwO against x3 the ^.^ thing xDD thou :3 sweaw'st, -xDD And xDD mak'st >w< an ^-^ oath x3 the surety fow >w< thy uWu twuth -^w^ Against >w< an uWu oath; x3 the uWu twuth xDD thou awt unsuwe -;;w;; To >_< sweaw ÚwÚ sweaws >w< onwy nyot to be uWu fowswown; -^-^ Ewse >_> what :3 a mockewy >_> shouwd >w< it be to sweaw! -OwO But xDD thou dost >_< sweaw >w< onwy to be uWu fowswown; -xDD And UwU most ;;w;; fowswown to >_< keep >_> what xDD thou dost OwO sweaw. -Therefore >w< thy UwU watew x3 vows OwO against >w< thy xDD fiwst -Is uWu in >w< thysewf ;;w;; webewwion to xDD thysewf; -xDD And xDD bettew conquest >_< nyevew ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< make -Than awm >w< thy ^w^ constant ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< nyobwew parts -^w^ Against these ^-^ giddy ;;w;; woose xDD suggestions; ->_> Upon which xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt UwU ouw :33 pway'ws come x3 in, -;;w;; If xDD thou x3 vouchsafe OwO them. OwO But >_> if >_> nyot, xDD then ^.^ knyow -uWu The peril of UwU ouw cuwses >w< fight on uWu thee -^w^ So x3 heavy >_< as xDD thou shalt nyot ;;w;; shake them ^w^ off, -OwO But uWu in despair ^-^ die :33 undew x3 the black ^.^ weight. -x3 AUSTWIA. Webewwion, flat ÚwÚ webewwion! -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Will't nyot :3 be? -Will nyot :3 a calf's-skin ÚwÚ stop :3 that xDD mouth of >_< thinye? -xDD WEWIS. :3 Fathew, to >_> awms! ->w< BWANCH. >_> Upon >w< thy ^-^ wedding-day? -^w^ Against x3 the :3 bwood :3 that xDD thou x3 hast uWu mawwied? -What, UwU shaww UwU ouw >_> feast be :33 kept with swaughtewed men? -Shall ;;w;; bwaying trumpets ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ woud churlish drums, -uWu Cwamouws of >_> heww, be ^-^ measuwes to UwU ouw uWu pomp? -x3 O ^.^ husband, hear me! :33 ay, awack, >w< how x3 nyew -Is UwU 'husband' uWu in x3 my ^-^ mouth! even fow :3 that :33 nyame, ->_< Which >w< tiww ÚwÚ this time x3 my >_> tongue uWu did ^w^ nye'ew OwO pwonyounce, ->_> Upon x3 my knyee UwU I xDD beg, OwO go nyot to :3 awms -^w^ Against >_< minye uncle. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_< O, ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO knyee, -Made x3 hawd with knyeewing, UwU I UwU do pray to ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Thou virtuous ÚwÚ Dauphin, x3 awtew nyot x3 the >_< doom -uWu Fowethought ^.^ by :3 heaven! ->w< BWANCH. Now UwU shaww UwU I >_> see >w< thy love. >_> What motive OwO may -^w^ Be stronger with uWu thee than x3 the xDD nyame of :33 wife? -OwO CONSTANCE. :33 That which upholdeth ^.^ him :3 that uWu thee >_> uphowds, -ÚwÚ His honyouw. >_< O, ^.^ thinye honyouw, Wewis, ^.^ thinye ^-^ honyouw! -xDD WEWIS. UwU I >_< muse x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty xDD doth xDD seem UwU so >_< cowd, -x3 When xDD such profound UwU wespects UwU do puww xDD you :3 on. -:33 PANDUWPH. UwU I xDD wiww xDD denyounce :3 a UwU cuwse ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^w^ nyeed. England, UwU I xDD wiww faww from thee. -OwO CONSTANCE. x3 O >w< faiw ^-^ wetuwn of banyish'd ^.^ majesty! -:3 EWINyOW. x3 O fouw ;;w;; wevowt of OwO Fwench xDD inconstancy! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< Fwance, xDD thou shalt rue ÚwÚ this >_> houw within ÚwÚ this hour. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ Owd ^-^ Time x3 the clock-setter, :3 that ;;w;; bawd >_> sexton Time, -Is >w< it >_< as ^.^ he xDD wiww? Weww >w< then, Fwance UwU shaww xDD wue. ->w< BWANCH. uWu The sun's :33 o'ewcast with blood. Faiw ^-^ day, ^w^ adieu! ->_< Which >_> is x3 the x3 side :3 that UwU I ^w^ must OwO go uWu withaw? -UwU I ^w^ am with :3 both: >_< each ^.^ awmy hath :3 a xDD hand; -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw rage, UwU I xDD having howd of xDD both, -^-^ They whirl asundew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dismembew x3 me. -:3 Husband, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot pray :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst xDD win; ->_> Uncwe, UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must pray :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst OwO wose; -:3 Fathew, UwU I OwO may nyot ÚwÚ wish x3 the :3 fowtunye thine; -Grandam, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ wish >w< thy wishes :33 thwive. -ÚwÚ Whoevew wins, on :3 that x3 side UwU shaww UwU I lose: -Assuwed ^-^ woss >w< befowe x3 the >_< match be ÚwÚ pway'd. -xDD WEWIS. Lady, with uWu me, with ;;w;; me >w< thy :3 fowtunye uWu wies. ->w< BWANCH. >_> Thewe :3 whewe x3 my :3 fowtunye lives, there x3 my >w< wife OwO dies. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Cousin, OwO go dwaw UwU ouw puissance together. -uWu Exit BASTARD ->_< Fwance, UwU I ^w^ am burn'd x3 up with >_< infwaming :33 wwath, -^-^ A xDD wage x3 whose ^.^ heat hath ÚwÚ this condition -:33 That >_< nyothing ^.^ can x3 awway, >_< nyothing >_> but bwood, -uWu The bwood, ÚwÚ and deawest-vawu'd bwood, of Fwance. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. x3 Thy xDD wage UwU shaww buwn uWu thee up, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt turn -;;w;; To :3 ashes, ere UwU ouw :3 bwood UwU shaww quench :3 that >_> fiwe. -Wook to ;;w;; thysewf, xDD thou awt uWu in jeopawdy. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. No ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he :3 that threats. ;;w;; To :3 awms >_> wet's >w< hie! -Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -Fwance. Plains nyeaw >_> Angiews - -Awawums, ^w^ excuwsions. Entew x3 the BASTARD with uWu AUSTWIA'S >_> head - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ this day gwows wondwous ^.^ hot; -;;w;; Some airy ^.^ deviw huvws uWu in x3 the sky -xDD And UwU pouws down >w< mischief. uWu Austwia's >_> head >_< wie thewe, -While ^.^ Phiwip :33 bweathes. - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and >_< HUBEWT - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Hubewt, >_< keep ÚwÚ this uWu boy. xDD Phiwip, >_< make OwO up: -OwO My mothew >_> is >w< assaiwed uWu in UwU ouw x3 tent, -xDD And x3 ta'en, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I rescued >w< hew; -:3 Hew >_> Highnyess >_> is uWu in safety, feaw xDD you x3 nyot; -OwO But ;;w;; on, x3 my ^.^ wiege, fow xDD vewy xDD wittwe ^w^ pains -Will ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this labour to >w< an ^w^ happy OwO end. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -Fwance. Plains nyeaw >_> Angiews - -Awawums, excursions, retreat. Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ELINOR, AWTHUW, -x3 the :33 BASTAWD, OwO HUBEWT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 [To EWINyOW] ^w^ So UwU shaww >w< it be; x3 youw Gwace UwU shaww xDD stay -behind, -^w^ So >_< stwongwy guarded. :33 [To AWTHUW] Cousin, wook nyot OwO sad; -x3 Thy :3 gwandam loves ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 uncwe xDD wiww -;;w;; As uWu deaw be to uWu thee >_< as >w< thy >w< fathew uWu was. ->_> AWTHUW. >_< O, ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_< make x3 my mothew ^-^ die with xDD gwief! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 [To x3 the x3 BASTAWD] Cousin, OwO away fow England! ^.^ haste -x3 befowe, -^.^ And, ere UwU ouw uWu coming, >_> see xDD thou ;;w;; shake x3 the ;;w;; bags -Of hoawding :3 abbots; x3 impwisonyed ^-^ angews -Set uWu at xDD wibewty; x3 the :33 fat OwO wibs of uWu peace -:3 Must ^.^ by x3 the hungwy nyow be ÚwÚ fed ^w^ upon. -^w^ Use UwU ouw OwO commission uWu in :33 his utmost >_> fowce. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ Beww, ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ candwe, UwU shaww nyot UwU dwive ;;w;; me back, -x3 When gowd ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew becks ;;w;; me to come :3 on. -UwU I OwO weave x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. Grandam, UwU I xDD wiww pray, -;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I remember to be ;;w;; howy, -For x3 youw >w< faiw >w< safety. So, UwU I :3 kiss x3 youw >w< hand. -:3 EWINyOW. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ gentwe :33 cousin. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Coz, farewell. -uWu Exit BASTARD -:3 EWINyOW. :3 Come hithew, xDD wittwe kinsman; hark, :3 a OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Come hithew, x3 Hubewt. x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe Hubewt, -We >_> owe uWu thee x3 much! OwO Within ÚwÚ this waww of >w< fwesh ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :3 souw counts uWu thee her :3 cweditow, -xDD And with ^w^ advantage means to x3 pay >w< thy love; -^.^ And, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiend, >w< thy ;;w;; vowuntawy ^-^ oath -Wives uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 bosom, ÚwÚ deawwy :3 chewished. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. UwU I xDD had :3 a ^.^ thing to UwU say- -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fit >w< it with x3 some xDD bettew uWu time. -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, Hubewt, UwU I ^w^ am almost >w< asham'd -;;w;; To >_> say >_> what ÚwÚ good wespect UwU I uWu have of thee. -;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I ^w^ am much :33 bounden to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Good fwiend, xDD thou x3 hast nyo cause to >_> say UwU so ^w^ yet, -OwO But xDD thou shalt uWu have; ÚwÚ and :3 cweep time ^w^ nye'ew UwU so swow, -ÚwÚ Yet >w< it UwU shaww come fow ;;w;; me to UwU do uWu thee UwU good. -UwU I xDD had :3 a ^.^ thing to xDD say-but wet >w< it :33 go: -uWu The sun >_> is uWu in x3 the ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO pwoud ^-^ day, -Attended with x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Is aww ^w^ too >_< wanton ÚwÚ and ^w^ too full of OwO gawds -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me audience. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; midnyight beww -Did with :33 his iwon >_> tongue ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwazen xDD mouth -Sound on x3 into x3 the ^-^ dwowsy race of ^w^ nyight; -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this same :3 wewe :3 a x3 chuwchyawd :3 whewe ^.^ we x3 stand, -xDD And xDD thou >_> possessed with :3 a thousand wwongs; -:33 Ow >_> if :3 that uWu suwwy ^-^ spiwit, UwU mewanchowy, -xDD Had ^.^ bak'd >w< thy :3 bwood ÚwÚ and UwU made >w< it OwO heavy-thick, ->_< Which >_> ewse wuns >_> tickwing x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 the >_> veins, -^.^ Making :3 that idiot, waughtew, >_< keep men's eyes -xDD And ;;w;; stwain uWu theiw >_> cheeks to idle :33 mewwiment, -^-^ A passion hateful to x3 my ;;w;; puwposes; -:33 Ow >_> if :3 that xDD thou ^w^ couwdst >_> see ;;w;; me ^-^ without ^w^ eyes, ->w< Heaw ;;w;; me ^-^ without ^.^ thinye cars, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^-^ wepwy -Without :3 a ;;w;; tongue, UwU using conceit ^-^ awonye, -Without ^w^ eyes, ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hawmfuw >_> sound of words- -Then, uWu in ;;w;; despite of ^.^ bwooded ÚwÚ watchfuw ^-^ day, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 into >w< thy ^w^ bosom pouw x3 my >w< thoughts. -But, UwU ah, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nyot! ÚwÚ Yet UwU I wuv uWu thee well; -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I think xDD thou >_> wov'st ;;w;; me well. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^w^ So weww :3 that >_> what xDD you bid ;;w;; me undertake, -;;w;; Though :3 that x3 my :33 death :3 wewe UwU adjunct to x3 my ;;w;; act, -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 it. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Do nyot UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou ;;w;; wouwdst? -^-^ Good Hubewt, Hubewt, Hubewt, ^-^ thwow ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye -On >_< yon xDD young uWu boy. I'll tell uWu thee x3 what, x3 my fwiend, ->w< He >_> is :3 a xDD vewy serpent uWu in x3 my way; -xDD And x3 whewesoe'ew ÚwÚ this :33 foot of >_< minye xDD doth tread, ->w< He wies >w< befowe x3 me. uWu Dost xDD thou understand me? -^.^ Thou awt :33 his x3 keepew. -;;w;; HUBEWT. xDD And I'll >_< keep ^.^ him UwU so -:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot ^-^ offend x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Death. -;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO My xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ A x3 gwave. -;;w;; HUBEWT. >w< He UwU shaww nyot wive. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Enough! -UwU I couwd be ^.^ mewwy now. Hubewt, UwU I wuv thee. -xDD Weww, I'll nyot >_> say >_> what UwU I intend fow thee. -^w^ Wemembew. uWu Madam, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; -I'll >_> send UwU those ÚwÚ powews ^-^ o'ew to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -:3 EWINyOW. OwO My >_> bwessing OwO go with uWu thee! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 [To AWTHUW] For England, OwO cousin, go; -Hubert UwU shaww be x3 youw ^w^ man, >_< attend on xDD you -With aww true duty. On toward OwO Cawais, ho! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -Fwance. uWu The >_< FWENCH ^.^ KING's ÚwÚ camp - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ PHIWIP, :3 WEWIS, PANDULPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. ^w^ So ^.^ by :3 a xDD woawing UwU tempest on x3 the flood -^-^ A whole awmado of convicted saiw -Is x3 scattewed ÚwÚ and :3 disjoin'd from UwU fewwowship. -:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ Couwage ÚwÚ and comfort! All UwU shaww yet OwO go well. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> What ^.^ can OwO go weww, when ^.^ we uWu have >w< wun UwU so ill. -^w^ Awe ^.^ we nyot xDD beaten? Is nyot >_> Angiews lost? -Awthuw >_> ta'en prisoner? Divews uWu deaw ^w^ fwiends slain? -xDD And bwoody England x3 into England >w< gonye, ->_> O'ewbeawing xDD intewwuption, x3 spite of France? -xDD WEWIS. ^.^ he hath >_> won, :3 that hath ^.^ he >_> fowtified; -^w^ So :3 hot :3 a ^w^ speed with xDD such advice uWu dispos'd, ->w< Such ^w^ tempewate order uWu in UwU so >_< fiewce :3 a >_< cause, -^-^ Doth ^.^ want exampwe; who hath ^w^ wead ow heard -Of xDD any >w< kindwed uWu action ^.^ wike to :3 this? -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Weww couwd UwU I UwU beaw :3 that England xDD had ÚwÚ this >_< pwaise, -^w^ So ^.^ we couwd find x3 some pattewn of UwU ouw ;;w;; shame. - -Entew CONSTANCE - -Wook who x3 comes here! :3 a :3 gwave >w< unto :3 a ^.^ souw; -Holding x3 th' xDD etewnyaw ^-^ spiwit, OwO against her :33 wiww, -^w^ In x3 the ^-^ viwe :3 pwison of afflicted >_< bweath. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU wady, OwO go OwO away with x3 me. -OwO CONSTANCE. >_> Wo >_< nyow! nyow >_> see x3 the x3 issue of x3 youw peace! -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good :33 wady! :3 Comfowt, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Constance! -OwO CONSTANCE. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^.^ defy aww counsew, aww :33 wedwess, -OwO But :3 that which uWu ends aww counsew, true UwU wedwess- -Death, ÚwÚ death; x3 O :3 amiabwe lovely ;;w;; death! -^.^ Thou >w< odowifewous ÚwÚ stench! >_> sound >_> wottennyess! -Awise fowth from x3 the UwU couch of :3 wasting night, -^.^ Thou ^-^ hate ÚwÚ and tewwow to prosperity, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy ^.^ detestabwe xDD bonyes, -xDD And put x3 my ^w^ eyebawws uWu in >w< thy :3 vauwty brows, -xDD And OwO wing these x3 fingews with >w< thy :33 househowd ÚwÚ wowms, -xDD And ÚwÚ stop ÚwÚ this uWu gap of UwU bweath with fulsome :33 dust, -xDD And be :3 a OwO cawwion monstew ^.^ wike thysewf. -^.^ Come, >w< gwin on uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww think xDD thou smiw'st, -xDD And buss uWu thee >_< as >w< thy x3 wife. xDD Misewy's xDD wuv, ->_< O, come to me! -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. x3 O >w< faiw ^-^ affwiction, peace! -OwO CONSTANCE. :3 Nyo, no, UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, xDD having UwU bweath to ^-^ cwy. -x3 O :3 that x3 my >_> tongue :3 wewe uWu in x3 the ^w^ thundew's ^-^ mouth! -UwU Then with :3 a passion ^.^ wouwd UwU I ;;w;; shake x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -xDD And wouse from :33 sweep :3 that UwU feww anyatomy ->_< Which ;;w;; cannyot hear :3 a >_> wady's feebwe voice, ->_< Which scorns :3 a modern ^-^ invocation. -:33 PANDUWPH. Lady, xDD you :33 uttew ^-^ madnyess ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; sowwow. -OwO CONSTANCE. ^.^ Thou awt nyot >w< howy to belie ;;w;; me :3 so. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 mad: ÚwÚ this >_< haiw UwU I teaw >_> is minye; -OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Constance; UwU I UwU was Geffwey's :33 wife; -Young Awthuw >_> is x3 my x3 son, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is :3 wost. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 mad-I ^.^ wouwd to heaven UwU I were! -For xDD then UwU 'tis ^.^ wike UwU I >_> shouwd x3 fowget :3 mysewf. ->_< O, >_> if UwU I couwd, >_> what grief >_> shouwd UwU I UwU fowget! -Preach x3 some x3 phiwosophy to >_< make ;;w;; me mad, -xDD And xDD thou shalt be canyonyiz'd, Cardinal; -For, ^.^ being nyot mad, >_> but ^-^ sensibwe of gwief, -OwO My ^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ pawt produces reason -How UwU I OwO may be :33 dewivew'd of these :33 woes, -xDD And teaches ;;w;; me to OwO kiww ow ^w^ hang :3 mysewf. -;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe ^-^ mad UwU I >_> shouwd x3 fowget x3 my x3 son, -:33 Ow madly think :3 a >w< babe of cwouts :3 wewe he. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< mad; ^w^ too weww, ^w^ too weww UwU I x3 feew -uWu The different pwague of >_< each calamity. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Bind x3 up UwU those >_> twesses. >_< O, >_> what wuv UwU I ^-^ nyote -^w^ In x3 the >w< faiw ^.^ muwtitude of UwU those her hairs! -Whewe >_> but ^.^ by :3 a chance :3 a :33 siwvew >_< dwop hath >_< faww'n, -Even to :3 that >_< dwop ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; wiwy ^w^ fwiends -Do gwue x3 themsewves uWu in x3 sociabwe gwief, -Wike ^-^ twue, ^.^ insepawabwe, faithfuw wuvs, -Sticking togethew uWu in calamity. -OwO CONSTANCE. ;;w;; To England, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. Bind x3 up x3 youw x3 haiws. -OwO CONSTANCE. Yes, :3 that UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewefowe xDD wiww UwU I UwU do :33 it? -UwU I >w< towe them from uWu theiw bonds, ÚwÚ and cried >_< awoud -^w^ 'O :3 that these ^.^ hands couwd UwU so xDD wedeem x3 my x3 son, -;;w;; As ;;w;; they uWu have UwU given these >_< haiws uWu theiw wibewty!' -OwO But nyow UwU I :3 envy uWu at uWu theiw >w< wibewty, -xDD And xDD wiww again :3 commit them to uWu theiw bonds, ->_< Because x3 my poor chiwd >_> is :3 a ^w^ pwisonyew. -^.^ And, >w< fathew Cardinal, UwU I uWu have heard xDD you >_> say -:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends uWu in xDD heaven; -;;w;; If :3 that be ^-^ twue, UwU I UwU shaww >_> see x3 my ;;w;; boy again; -For xDD since x3 the birth of Cain, x3 the xDD fiwst male child, -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that uWu did >_> but ;;w;; yestewday suspire, ->_> Thewe UwU was nyot xDD such :3 a >_> gwacious creature born. -OwO But nyow xDD wiww ;;w;; cankew sorrow eat x3 my >w< bud -xDD And OwO chase x3 the OwO nyative beauty from :33 his OwO cheek, -xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww wook >_< as OwO howwow >_< as :3 a ;;w;; ghost, -;;w;; As dim ÚwÚ and :3 meagwe >_< as >w< an >w< ague's :33 fit; -xDD And UwU so he'ww :3 die; x3 and, ;;w;; wising UwU so OwO again, -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in x3 the court of heaven -UwU I UwU shaww nyot ^.^ knyow ^.^ him. Therefore ;;w;; nyevew, >_< nyevew -:3 Must UwU I behowd x3 my OwO pwetty Awthuw more. -:33 PANDUWPH. >_> You howd ^w^ too ;;w;; heinyous :3 a wespect of ÚwÚ gwief. -OwO CONSTANCE. >w< He talks to ;;w;; me :3 that >_< nyevew xDD had :3 a OwO son. -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. >_> You OwO awe >_< as fond of grief >_< as of x3 youw :33 chiwd. -OwO CONSTANCE. :3 Gwief ^.^ fiwws x3 the >_> woom x3 up of x3 my absent child, -Lies uWu in :33 his ^.^ bed, >w< wawks x3 up ÚwÚ and down with uWu me, -Puts on :33 his OwO pwetty looks, ;;w;; wepeats :33 his wowds, -^.^ Wemembews ;;w;; me of aww :33 his >_> gwacious xDD pawts, -;;w;; Stuffs x3 out :33 his ;;w;; vacant xDD gawments with :33 his fowm; -UwU Then uWu have UwU I reason to be fond of ÚwÚ gwief. ->w< Fawe xDD you well; xDD had xDD you xDD such :3 a ^-^ woss >_< as I, -UwU I couwd UwU give xDD bettew uWu comfowt than xDD you xDD do. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< keep ÚwÚ this >_< fowm ;;w;; upon x3 my head, -[Tearing her hair] -x3 When there >_> is xDD such ^.^ disowdew uWu in x3 my >_< wit. -x3 O :3 Wowd! x3 my ^-^ boy, x3 my >_< Awthuw, x3 my >w< faiw ^w^ son! -OwO My :3 wife, x3 my joy, x3 my ^w^ food, x3 my ^w^ aiw x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! -OwO My widow-comfowt, ÚwÚ and x3 my sorrows' ^-^ cuwe! uWu Exit -;;w;; KING ;;w;; PHIWIP. UwU I feaw x3 some outrage, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; fowwow her. uWu Exit -xDD WEWIS. >_> Thewe's >_< nyothing uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd ^.^ can >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ joy. -Life >_> is >_< as tedious >_< as :3 a twice-towd xDD tawe ->w< Vexing x3 the dull ear of :3 a ^-^ dwowsy xDD man; -xDD And UwU bittew ^-^ shame hath spoiw'd x3 the x3 sweet OwO wowwd's x3 taste, -:33 That >w< it yiewds >_< nyought >_> but ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and >_> bittewnyess. -:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ Befowe x3 the :3 cuwing of :3 a >w< stwong ;;w;; disease, -Even uWu in x3 the x3 instant of repair ÚwÚ and :33 heawth, -uWu The ;;w;; fit >_> is >_< stwongest; ;;w;; eviws :3 that OwO take OwO weave -On uWu theiw :3 depawtuwe UwU most of aww x3 show >_> eviw; ->_> What uWu have xDD you wost ^.^ by losing of ÚwÚ this >w< day? -xDD WEWIS. All OwO days of xDD gwowy, joy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ happinyess. -:33 PANDUWPH. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD had ^.^ won :33 it, :3 cewtainwy xDD you xDD had. -:3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; when :33 Fowtunye means to ;;w;; men UwU most UwU good, -:33 She :33 wooks ;;w;; upon them with :3 a threat'ning :33 eye. -'Tis ;;w;; stwange to think >w< how much ^w^ King John hath wost -^w^ In ÚwÚ this which ^.^ he x3 accounts UwU so cweawwy uWu won. -^w^ Awe nyot xDD you >w< gwiev'd :3 that Awthuw >_> is :33 his prisoner? -xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; As UwU heawtiwy >_< as ^.^ he >_> is uWu gwad ^.^ he hath ^.^ him. -:33 PANDUWPH. uWu Youw ^-^ mind >_> is aww >_< as youthfuw >_< as x3 youw blood. -Now hear ;;w;; me speak with :3 a ÚwÚ pwophetic uWu spiwit; -For even x3 the UwU bweath of >_> what UwU I >_> mean to speak -Shall ^w^ bwow >_< each :33 dust, >_< each ^-^ stwaw, >_< each xDD wittwe rub, -UwU Out of x3 the path which UwU shaww xDD diwectwy lead -x3 Thy :33 foot to Engwand's thwonye. xDD And >_< thewefowe mark: -John hath :3 seiz'd Arthur; ÚwÚ and >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be -^.^ That, whiwes wawm >w< wife plays uWu in :3 that infant's >_> veins, -uWu The >w< mispwac'd John >_> shouwd entertain >w< an ^-^ houw, -x3 Onye ;;w;; minyute, x3 nyay, one :33 quiet UwU bweath of rest. -^-^ A sceptre ^-^ snyatch'd with >w< an ^-^ unwuwy uWu hand -:3 Must be :3 boistewouswy ÚwÚ maintain'd >_< as gain'd, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >w< stands ;;w;; upon :3 a slipp'ry :33 pwace -:3 Makes UwU nyice of nyo ^-^ viwe howd to xDD stay ^.^ him xDD up; -:33 That John OwO may stand >w< then, Awthuw >_< nyeeds ^w^ must uWu faww; -^w^ So be :33 it, fow >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but :3 so. -xDD WEWIS. OwO But >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ gain ^.^ by xDD young Arthur's :3 faww? -:33 PANDUWPH. >_< You, uWu in x3 the >w< wight of xDD Wady Blanch x3 youw :3 wife, -^-^ May xDD then >_< make aww x3 the >_< cwaim :3 that Awthuw ^.^ did. -xDD WEWIS. xDD And wose :33 it, >w< wife ÚwÚ and all, >_< as Awthuw ^.^ did. -:33 PANDUWPH. How green xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wowwd! -John ways xDD you >_> pwots; x3 the times xDD conspiwe with uWu you; -For ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; steeps :33 his :33 safety uWu in true :3 bwood -Shall find >_> but bwoody :33 safety ÚwÚ and untrue. -This ;;w;; act, UwU so evilly bownye, UwU shaww :3 coow x3 the heawts -Of aww :33 his OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and UwU fweeze x3 up uWu theiw zeal, -:33 That >_< nyonye UwU so UwU smaww ^w^ advantage UwU shaww :33 step fowth -;;w;; To ^.^ check :33 his OwO weign >_> but ;;w;; they xDD wiww :3 chewish uWu it; -No natural >_> exhawation uWu in x3 the :3 sky, -No ;;w;; scope of nyatuwe, nyo ^.^ distempew'd ^-^ day, -No ^w^ common ;;w;; wind, nyo >w< customed uWu event, -OwO But ;;w;; they xDD wiww pluck OwO away :33 his natural cause -xDD And caww them meteows, prodigies, ÚwÚ and >_> signs, -UwU Abowtives, presages, ÚwÚ and tongues of ^.^ heaven, -UwU Pwainwy denyouncing UwU vengeance ;;w;; upon OwO John. -xDD WEWIS. ^-^ May be ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot :33 touch xDD young Arthur's :3 wife, -OwO But howd >_< himsewf >_< safe uWu in :33 his pwisonment. -:33 PANDUWPH. >_< O, UwU Siw, when ^.^ he UwU shaww hear of x3 youw approach, -;;w;; If :3 that xDD young Awthuw be nyot >_> gonye already, -Even uWu at :3 that nyews ^.^ he :33 dies; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the heawts -Of aww :33 his OwO peopwe UwU shaww ;;w;; wevowt from :3 him, -xDD And :3 kiss x3 the lips of unacquainted >_< change, -xDD And pick >w< stwong ;;w;; mattew of ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and >_> wwath -UwU Out of x3 the bwoody fingews' uWu ends of OwO john. -Methinks UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this huwwy aww on >w< foot; -^.^ And, >_< O, >_> what xDD bettew ;;w;; mattew breeds fow xDD you -Than UwU I uWu have nam'd! uWu The ^.^ bastawd Fauwconbwidge -Is nyow uWu in England ^.^ wansacking x3 the :3 Chuwch, -;;w;; Offending charity; >_> if >_> but :3 a ^.^ dozen OwO Fwench -^.^ Wewe there uWu in awms, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd be >_< as :3 a ^.^ can -;;w;; To twain ;;w;; ten thousand :3 Engwish to uWu theiw x3 side; -:33 Ow >_< as :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; snyow, >_> tumbwed about, -^-^ Anyon x3 becomes :3 a x3 mountain. x3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, -Go with ;;w;; me to x3 the ;;w;; King. 'Tis ;;w;; wondewfuw ->_> What OwO may be ;;w;; wwought x3 out of uWu theiw ÚwÚ discontent, -Now :3 that uWu theiw >w< souws OwO awe >_> topfuw of OwO offence. -For England go; UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ whet on x3 the ;;w;; King. -xDD WEWIS. :3 Stwong weasons x3 makes >w< stwong UwU actions. Let >_> us go; -;;w;; If xDD you >_> say :33 ay, x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww nyot >_> say >w< nyo. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -^w^ Engwand. ^-^ A ^w^ castwe - -Entew >_< HUBEWT ÚwÚ and EXECUTIONyEWS - -;;w;; HUBEWT. >_> Heat ;;w;; me these iwons ^.^ hot; ÚwÚ and wook xDD thou stand -OwO Within x3 the arras. x3 When UwU I strike x3 my :33 foot ->_> Upon x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the ground, >_< wush fowth -xDD And bind x3 the ;;w;; boy which xDD you UwU shaww find with ;;w;; me -xDD Fast to x3 the :3 chaiw. ^w^ Be >_> heedfuw; hence, ÚwÚ and :33 watch. -uWu EXECUTIONyEW. UwU I UwU hope x3 youw :33 wawwant xDD wiww UwU beaw x3 out x3 the UwU deed. -;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU Uncweanwy scruples! Fear nyot OwO you. Wook to't. -Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS -Young lad, come forth; UwU I uWu have to >_> say with OwO you. - -Entew ;;w;; AWTHUW - ->_> AWTHUW. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 Hubewt. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD wittwe UwU Pwince. ->_> AWTHUW. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe >_< pwince, xDD having UwU so great :3 a >_< tide -;;w;; To be ^.^ mowe >_< pwince, >_< as OwO may >w< be. >_> You OwO awe OwO sad. -;;w;; HUBEWT. :33 Indeed UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< mewwiew. ->_> AWTHUW. ^w^ Mewcy on me! -Methinks nyo >w< body >_> shouwd be >_> sad >_> but x3 I; -Yet, UwU I UwU wemembew, when UwU I UwU was uWu in >_< Fwance, -Young gentlemen ^.^ wouwd be >_< as >_> sad >_< as night, -Onwy fow ;;w;; wantonnyess. ^-^ By x3 my chwistendom, -^w^ So UwU I :3 wewe x3 out of :3 pwison ÚwÚ and :33 kept ;;w;; sheep, -UwU I >_> shouwd be >_< as ^.^ mewwy >_< as x3 the day >_> is xDD wong; -xDD And UwU so UwU I ^.^ wouwd be OwO hewe >_> but :3 that UwU I doubt -OwO My :33 uncwe uWu pwactises ^.^ mowe x3 hawm to OwO me; ->w< He >_> is :33 afwaid of uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I of ^.^ him. -Is >w< it x3 my ;;w;; fauwt :3 that UwU I UwU was Geffwey's uWu son? -:3 Nyo, :33 indeed, ist x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd to heaven -UwU I :3 wewe x3 youw x3 son, UwU so xDD you ^.^ wouwd wuv uWu me, x3 Hubewt. -;;w;; HUBEWT. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If UwU I tawk to :3 him, with :33 his innocent prate ->w< He xDD wiww awake x3 my mercy, which wies UwU dead; -Therefore UwU I xDD wiww be ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ and dispatch. ->_> AWTHUW. ^w^ Awe xDD you :33 sick, ÚwÚ Hubewt? >_> You wook pawe to-day; -^w^ In sooth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe :3 a xDD wittwe :33 sick, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might sit aww >w< nyight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch with OwO you. -UwU I :33 wawwant UwU I wuv xDD you ^.^ mowe than xDD you UwU do x3 me. -;;w;; HUBEWT. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ His wowds UwU do OwO take >w< possession of x3 my x3 bosom.- -xDD Wead UwU hewe, xDD young Arthur. >w< [Showing :3 a ÚwÚ papew] -:3 [Aside] How now, >_< foowish OwO wheum! -UwU Tuwnying ^.^ dispiteous towtuwe x3 out of >w< doow! -UwU I ^w^ must be ^-^ bwief, xDD west uWu wesowution >_< dwop -UwU Out uWu at >_< minye eyes uWu in xDD tendew >_> womanyish teaws.- -UwU Can xDD you nyot ^w^ wead :33 it? Is >w< it nyot >w< faiw writ? ->_> AWTHUW. Too >w< faiwwy, Hubewt, fow UwU so fouw x3 effect. -:3 Must xDD you with :3 hot iwons buwn x3 out both >_< minye uWu eyes? -;;w;; HUBEWT. Young ^-^ boy, UwU I must. ->_> AWTHUW. xDD And xDD wiww you? -;;w;; HUBEWT. xDD And UwU I :33 wiww. ->_> AWTHUW. :3 Have xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ heawt? x3 When x3 youw >_> head uWu did >_> but uWu ache, -UwU I >w< knyit x3 my handkerchief about x3 youw brows- -uWu The best UwU I :33 had, :3 a ^-^ pwincess ;;w;; wwought >w< it me- -xDD And UwU I uWu did >_< nyevew ^w^ ask >w< it xDD you again; -xDD And with x3 my uWu hand uWu at ;;w;; midnyight hewd x3 youw head; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ watchfuw ^w^ minyutes to x3 the ^-^ houw, -UwU Stiww ÚwÚ and :3 anyon cheer'd x3 up x3 the x3 heavy time, -UwU Saying x3 'What ^.^ wack you?' ÚwÚ and 'Whewe wies x3 youw gwief?' -:33 Ow x3 'What ÚwÚ good wuv OwO may UwU I x3 pewfowm fow you?' -xDD Many :3 a poor :33 man's >_< son ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 wyen still, -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew uWu have ^-^ spoke :3 a >w< woving ;;w;; wowd to uWu you; -OwO But xDD you uWu at x3 youw >w< sick OwO sewvice xDD had :3 a pwince. -Nyay, xDD you OwO may think x3 my wuv UwU was ^-^ cwafty xDD wuv, -xDD And caww >w< it ;;w;; cunnying. UwU Do, >w< an >_> if xDD you :33 wiww. -;;w;; If heaven be pleas'd :3 that xDD you ^w^ must use ;;w;; me UwU iww, -Why, xDD then xDD you must. Will xDD you put x3 out >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; These eyes :3 that >_< nyevew uWu did nor >_< nyevew UwU shaww -^w^ So much >_< as fwown on you? -;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I uWu have sworn to UwU do uWu it; -xDD And with :3 hot iwons ^w^ must UwU I buwn them OwO out. ->_> AWTHUW. xDD Ah, >_< nyonye >_> but uWu in ÚwÚ this iwon age ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 it! -uWu The iwon of itself, ^w^ though ^.^ heat x3 wed-hot, -Appwoaching nyeaw these eyes ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink x3 my ^-^ teaws, -xDD And quench :33 his fiery >_< indignyation -Even uWu in x3 the ;;w;; mattew of >_< minye ^w^ innyocence; -Nyay, ÚwÚ aftew :3 that, ^-^ consume OwO away uWu in ^w^ wust -OwO But fow xDD containying fire to x3 hawm >_< minye :33 eye. -^w^ Awe xDD you ^.^ mowe stubbown-hawd than hammew'd >w< iwon? -^-^ An >_> if >w< an ÚwÚ angew >_> shouwd uWu have come to ;;w;; me -xDD And told ;;w;; me Hubert >_> shouwd put x3 out >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have believ'd ;;w;; him-nyo >_> tongue >_> but :33 Hubewt's. -;;w;; HUBEWT. [Stamps] :3 Come forth. - -^.^ We-entew EXECUTIONyEWS, With >_< cowd, irons, :33 etc. - -Do >_< as UwU I bid xDD you xDD do. ->_> AWTHUW. >_< O, :3 save uWu me, Hubewt, :3 save me! OwO My eyes OwO awe x3 out -Even with x3 the >_< fiewce :33 wooks of these bwoody ^.^ men. -;;w;; HUBEWT. Give ;;w;; me x3 the uWu iwon, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and bind ^.^ him hewe. ->_> AWTHUW. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what >_< nyeed xDD you be UwU so UwU boist'wous OwO wough? -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> stwuggwe, UwU I xDD wiww stand x3 stonye-stiww. -For heaven ^w^ sake, Hubewt, wet ;;w;; me nyot be >_> bound! -Nyay, hear uWu me, x3 Hubewt! Drive these ;;w;; men away, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww sit >_< as :33 quiet >_< as :3 a ^.^ wamb; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ stiw, nor ÚwÚ wince, nor speak :3 a word, -x3 Nyow wook ;;w;; upon x3 the iwon :33 angwiwy; -Thrust >_> but these ;;w;; men away, ÚwÚ and I'll :33 fowgive UwU you, -Whatevew x3 towment xDD you UwU do put ;;w;; me ;;w;; to. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^w^ Go, stand xDD within; wet ;;w;; me awonye with ^.^ him. -uWu EXECUTIONyEW. UwU I ^w^ am best pleas'd to be from xDD such :3 a UwU deed. -Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS ->_> AWTHUW. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I xDD then uWu have ;;w;; chid OwO away x3 my >_> fwiend! ->w< He hath :3 a xDD stewn wook >_> but :3 a ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; heawt. -Let ^.^ him come back, :3 that :33 his >w< compassion OwO may -Give >w< wife to x3 youws. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^.^ Come, ^-^ boy, >_> pwepawe OwO youwsewf. ->_> AWTHUW. Is there nyo remedy? -;;w;; HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but to wose x3 youw :3 eyes. ->_> AWTHUW. x3 O ^.^ heaven, :3 that there :3 wewe >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ mote uWu in >_< youws, -^-^ A ^w^ gwain, :3 a :33 dust, :3 a gnat, :3 a wandering hair, -x3 Any ÚwÚ annyoyance uWu in :3 that >_< pwecious ÚwÚ sense! -Then, :33 feewing >_> what UwU smaww ^.^ things OwO awe boisterous thewe, -uWu Youw ^-^ viwe :3 intent ^w^ must >_< nyeeds xDD seem howwibwe. -;;w;; HUBEWT. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw ^w^ pwomise? Go ^.^ to, howd x3 youw :33 tongue. ->_> AWTHUW. Hubewt, x3 the :3 uttewance of :3 a ;;w;; bwace of tongues -:3 Must >_< nyeeds ^.^ want xDD pweading fow :3 a :33 paiw of :3 eyes. -Let ;;w;; me nyot howd x3 my ;;w;; tongue, wet ;;w;; me >_> nyot, Hubert; -:3 Ow, Hubewt, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, :3 cut x3 out x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -^w^ So UwU I OwO may >_< keep >_< minye :3 eyes. >_< O, ^-^ spawe >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; Though to nyo use >_> but still to wook on you! -Lo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, x3 the UwU instwument >_> is UwU cowd -xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 hawm x3 me. -;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ heat :33 it, uWu boy. ->_> AWTHUW. :3 Nyo, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth; x3 the fire >_> is >_< dead with gwief, -uWu Being >w< cweate fow comfort, to be ;;w;; us'd -^w^ In ^.^ undesewved extremes. xDD See >_> ewse ^-^ youwsewf: ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo malice uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ buwnying coal; -uWu The UwU bweath of heaven hath >_> bwown :33 his ^w^ spiwit ^.^ out, -xDD And UwU stwew'd repentant >_> ashes on :33 his >_> head. -;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO But with x3 my UwU bweath UwU I ^.^ can :3 wevive :33 it, uWu boy. ->_> AWTHUW. ^-^ An >_> if xDD you UwU do, xDD you xDD wiww >_> but >_< make >w< it bwush -xDD And glow with ^-^ shame of x3 youw >_> pwoceedings, x3 Hubewt. -Nyay, >w< it x3 pewchance xDD wiww uWu spawkwe uWu in x3 youw ^w^ eyes, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a dog :3 that >_> is OwO compeww'd to x3 fight, -Snyatch uWu at :33 his >_< mastew :3 that xDD doth tarre ^.^ him :3 on. -All ^.^ things :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd use to UwU do ;;w;; me wrong ->w< Deny uWu theiw office; >w< onwy xDD you UwU do ^.^ wack -:33 That xDD mewcy which >_< fiewce fire ÚwÚ and iwon ^.^ extends, -Cweatuwes of ^-^ nyote fow >_< mewcy-wacking uses. -;;w;; HUBEWT. xDD Weww, >_> see to ÚwÚ wive; UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 touch ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye -For aww x3 the treasure :3 that ^.^ thinye :33 uncwe :33 owes. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am sworn, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu did xDD puwpose, ^-^ boy, -With ÚwÚ this same xDD vewy iwon to buwn them OwO out. ->_> AWTHUW. >_< O, nyow xDD you wook ^.^ wike x3 Hubewt! All ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe ->_> You :3 wewe :3 disguis'd. -;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO Peace; nyo more. uWu Adieu. -uWu Youw :33 uncwe ^w^ must nyot ^.^ knyow >_> but xDD you OwO awe dead: -I'll ^w^ fiww these uWu dogged >w< spies with UwU fawse xDD wepowts; -^.^ And, OwO pwetty child, :33 sweep ^-^ doubtwess ÚwÚ and ^.^ secuwe -:33 That Hubewt, fow x3 the weawth of aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Will nyot ^-^ offend thee. ->_> AWTHUW. x3 O :3 heaven! UwU I >_> thank UwU you, x3 Hubewt. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^w^ Siwence; nyo more. Go x3 cwosewy uWu in with x3 me. -Much danger UwU do UwU I ^w^ undewgo fow thee. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; KING JOHN'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >w< PEMBWOKE, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and othew ;;w;; WOWDS - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Hewe >_> once again ^.^ we ^.^ sit, >_> once again cwown'd, -xDD And >_> wook'd upon, UwU I hope, with cheerful :3 eyes. -PEMBROKE. This >_> once OwO again, >_> but :3 that x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_< pweas'd, -Was >_> once superfluous: xDD you :3 wewe cwown'd x3 befowe, -xDD And :3 that xDD high xDD woyawty UwU was ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ pwuck'd ^w^ off, -uWu The :33 faiths of ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ stainyed with wevowt; ->w< Fwesh expectation troubled nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wand -With xDD any ;;w;; wong'd-fow change ow xDD bettew state. -SAWISBUWY. >_< Thewefowe, to be >_< possess'd with :3 doubwe pomp, -;;w;; To xDD guawd :3 a ;;w;; titwe :3 that UwU was rich x3 befowe, -;;w;; To gild :3 wefinyed ^.^ gowd, to OwO paint x3 the ^-^ wiwy, -;;w;; To ^-^ thwow :3 a ^.^ pewfume on x3 the violet, -;;w;; To x3 smooth x3 the ice, ow >_< add anyothew :33 hue -uWu Unto x3 the xDD wainbow, ow with >_< tapew-wight -;;w;; To >_> seek x3 the beauteous ^w^ eye of heaven to gawnyish, -Is ^w^ wastefuw ÚwÚ and ^w^ widicuwous >_> excess. -PEMBROKE. OwO But :3 that x3 youw royal :3 pweasuwe ^w^ must be :33 donye, -This ;;w;; act >_> is >_< as >w< an UwU ancient xDD tawe x3 nyew told -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the >w< wast >w< wepeating, OwO twoubwesome, -uWu Being urged uWu at :3 a time ^-^ unseasonyabwe. -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 the >w< antique ÚwÚ and weww-nyoted OwO face -Of uWu pwain ;;w;; owd >_< fowm >_> is much disfiguwed; -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a >w< shifted wind >w< unto :3 a saiw -^.^ It x3 makes x3 the course of >_< thoughts to :3 fetch about, -Startles ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwights ;;w;; considewation, -:3 Makes >_> sound opinyion :33 sick, ÚwÚ and uWu twuth >_> suspected, -For ^.^ putting on UwU so x3 nyew :3 a uWu fashion'd wobe. -PEMBROKE. x3 When UwU wowkmen strive to UwU do xDD bettew than weww, -^-^ They UwU do confound uWu theiw :3 skiww uWu in OwO cuvtousnyess; -xDD And OwO oftentimes UwU excusing of :3 a ;;w;; fauwt -^-^ Doth >_< make x3 the ;;w;; fauwt x3 the xDD wowse ^.^ by x3 th' excuse, -;;w;; As >w< patches uWu set ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ bweach -:3 Discwedit ^.^ mowe uWu in OwO hiding of x3 the ;;w;; fauwt -Than uWu did x3 the ;;w;; fauwt >w< befowe >w< it UwU was UwU so ÚwÚ patch'd. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this xDD effect, >w< befowe xDD you :3 wewe nyew-cwown'd, -We >w< bweath'd UwU ouw counsew; >_> but >w< it pleas'd x3 youw >_> Highnyess -;;w;; To xDD uvwbeaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO awe aww weww >_< pweas'd, -Since aww ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ pawt of >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd -^-^ Doth >_< make :3 a stand uWu at >_> what x3 youw >_> Highnyess :33 wiww. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ;;w;; Some weasons of ÚwÚ this :3 doubwe ;;w;; cowonyation -UwU I uWu have >_< possess'd xDD you OwO with, ÚwÚ and think them strong; -xDD And >_> mowe, ^.^ mowe :33 stwong, when wessew >_> is x3 my ;;w;; feaw, -UwU I UwU shaww indue xDD you with. >w< Meantime >_> but ^w^ ask ->_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have reform'd :3 that >_> is nyot weww, -xDD And weww UwU shaww xDD you >_> pewceive >w< how ^w^ wiwwingwy -UwU I xDD wiww both hear ÚwÚ and gwant xDD you x3 youw requests. -PEMBROKE. UwU Then I, >_< as one :3 that ^w^ am x3 the >_> tongue of OwO these, -;;w;; To >_> sound x3 the uWu puwposes of aww uWu theiw hearts, -UwU Both fow mysewf ÚwÚ and OwO them- but, uWu chief of all, -uWu Youw safety, fow x3 the which mysewf ÚwÚ and them -Bend uWu theiw best ^.^ studies, UwU heawtiwy request -xDD Th' enfranchisement of >_< Awthuw, x3 whose :3 westwaint -^-^ Doth move x3 the >w< muwmuwing lips of ;;w;; discontent -;;w;; To bweak x3 into ÚwÚ this uWu dangewous :3 awgument: -;;w;; If >_> what uWu in xDD west xDD you uWu have uWu in >w< wight xDD you OwO howd, -Why xDD then x3 youw fears-which, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >_< attend -uWu The steps of :33 wwong-shouwd move xDD you to ^.^ mew x3 up -uWu Youw xDD tendew xDD kinsman, ÚwÚ and to >_< choke :33 his OwO days -With barbarous ignorance, ÚwÚ and UwU deny :33 his :33 youth -uWu The rich ^w^ advantage of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; exewcise? -:33 That x3 the ÚwÚ time's >_< enyemies OwO may nyot uWu have ÚwÚ this -;;w;; To xDD gwace UwU occasions, wet >w< it be UwU ouw >_> suit -:33 That xDD you uWu have bid >_> us ^w^ ask :33 his xDD wibewty; ->_< Which fow UwU ouw >_> goods ^.^ we UwU do nyo further ^w^ ask -Than whereupon UwU ouw weal, on xDD you :33 depending, -Counts >w< it x3 youw ^-^ weaw ^.^ he uWu have :33 his OwO wibewty. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Let >w< it be :3 so. UwU I UwU do :3 commit :33 his :33 youth -;;w;; To x3 youw diwection. - -Entew >_< HUBEWT - -:3 [Aside] Hubewt, >_> what nyews with you? -PEMBROKE. This >_> is x3 the x3 man >_> shouwd UwU do x3 the bwoody :33 deed: ->w< He ^w^ show'd :33 his :33 wawwant to :3 a :33 fwiend of minye; -uWu The x3 image of :3 a wicked ;;w;; heinyous ;;w;; fauwt -Wives uWu in :33 his >_< eye; :3 that ^-^ cwose uWu aspect of :33 his -^-^ Doth x3 show x3 the ^w^ mood of :3 a much troubled UwU bweast, -xDD And UwU I UwU do uWu feawfuwwy ^-^ bewieve UwU 'tis donye ->_> What ^.^ we UwU so feaw'd ^.^ he xDD had :3 a :3 chawge to xDD do. -SAWISBUWY. uWu The colour of x3 the ^w^ King xDD doth come ÚwÚ and OwO go -Between :33 his OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO conscience, -Wike OwO hewawds 'twixt >w< two :3 dweadfuw :3 battwes set. -ÚwÚ His passion >_> is UwU so ripe >w< it >_< nyeeds ^w^ must *cuddles you* bweak. -PEMBROKE. xDD And when >w< it bweaks, UwU I feaw xDD wiww x3 issue thence -uWu The fouw ^.^ cowwuption of :3 a x3 sweet chiwd's death. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. We ;;w;; cannyot howd mowtawity's >w< stwong >w< hand. -^-^ Good wowds, awthough x3 my xDD wiww to UwU give >_> is >w< wiving, -uWu The >_> suit which xDD you ;;w;; demand >_> is >_> gonye ÚwÚ and dead: ->w< He uWu tewws >_> us Awthuw >_> is xDD deceas'd to-night. -SAWISBUWY. >w< Indeed, ^.^ we feaw'd :33 his sicknyess UwU was x3 past x3 cuwe. -PEMBROKE. >w< Indeed, ^.^ we heard >w< how nyeaw :33 his :33 death ^.^ he UwU was, -^.^ Befowe x3 the chiwd >_< himsewf UwU fewt ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; sick. -This ^w^ must be x3 answew'd xDD eithew OwO hewe ow x3 hence. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Why UwU do xDD you >w< bend xDD such solemn ^w^ bwows on me? -^w^ Think xDD you UwU I UwU beaw x3 the uWu sheaws of destiny? -:3 Have UwU I commandment on x3 the >_< puwse of :33 wife? -SAWISBUWY. ^.^ It >_> is apparent UwU fouw-pway; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^-^ shame -:33 That :33 gweatnyess >_> shouwd UwU so grossly offer :3 it. -^w^ So x3 thwive >w< it uWu in x3 youw OwO game! ÚwÚ and >_> so, farewell. -PEMBROKE. OwO Stay ^w^ yet, Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, I'll OwO go with uWu thee -xDD And find x3 th' inheritance of ÚwÚ this poor child, -ÚwÚ His xDD wittwe ^w^ kingdom of :3 a xDD fowced x3 gwave. -:33 That :3 bwood which uWu ow'd x3 the bweadth of aww ÚwÚ this isle -Thwee :33 foot of >w< it xDD doth ^.^ howd-bad wowwd x3 the whiwe! -This ^w^ must nyot be OwO thus ÚwÚ bownye: ÚwÚ this xDD wiww bweak x3 out -;;w;; To aww UwU ouw sowwows, ÚwÚ and ere ^-^ wong UwU I ^-^ doubt. Exeunt ;;w;; WOWDS -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ They buwn uWu in xDD indignyation. UwU I wepent. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_< suwe >_< foundation uWu set on bwood, -No xDD cewtain >w< wife ÚwÚ achiev'd ^.^ by OwO othews' death. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -^-^ A x3 feawfuw ^w^ eye xDD thou hast; :3 whewe >_> is :3 that :3 bwood -:33 That UwU I uWu have :3 seen ;;w;; inhabit uWu in UwU those :3 cheeks? -^w^ So fouw :3 a sky clears nyot ^-^ without :3 a storm. -Pour down >w< thy ^-^ weathew-how xDD goes aww uWu in France? -x3 MESSENGEW. Fwom Fwance to ^w^ Engwand. xDD Nyevew xDD such :3 a pow'w -For xDD any :33 foweign uWu pwepawation -Was ^w^ wevied uWu in x3 the >w< body of :3 a xDD wand. -uWu The copy of x3 youw ^w^ speed >_> is weawn'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, -For when xDD you >_> shouwd be told ;;w;; they UwU do prepare, -uWu The UwU tidings x3 comes :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe aww arriv'd. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< O, :3 whewe hath UwU ouw ^.^ intewwigence :33 been :3 dwunk? -Whewe hath >w< it slept? Whewe >_> is x3 my ;;w;; mothew's care, -:33 That xDD such >w< an ^.^ awmy couwd be drawn uWu in >_< Fwance, -xDD And ^.^ she nyot hear of :33 it? -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My ^.^ wiege, her ear -Is ;;w;; stopp'd with x3 dust: x3 the xDD fiwst of ;;w;; Apwiw >w< died -uWu Youw x3 nyobwe mothew; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu The xDD Wady Constance uWu in :3 a fwenzy >w< died -Thwee OwO days befowe; >_> but ÚwÚ this from rumour's >_> tongue -UwU I idly heard-if true ow UwU fawse UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Withhowd >w< thy speed, :3 dweadfuw ^.^ occasion! ->_< O, >_< make :3 a :33 weague with uWu me, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have pleas'd -OwO My >_> discontented peers! What! mothew ÚwÚ dead! -How ^-^ wiwdwy xDD then >w< wawks x3 my estate uWu in France! -;;w;; Undew x3 whose ÚwÚ conduct ^-^ came UwU those pow'rs of Fwance -:33 That xDD thou fow uWu twuth OwO giv'st x3 out OwO awe landed hewe? -x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Undew x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ giddy -With these uWu in UwU tidings. - -Entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PETEW ÚwÚ OF POMFRET - ->_> Nyow! >_> What ;;w;; says x3 the wowwd -;;w;; To x3 youw >_< pwoceedings? Do nyot >_> seek to ^w^ stuff -OwO My >_> head with ^.^ mowe :33 iww news, fow >w< it >_> is :33 fun. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO But >_> if xDD you be ^w^ afeaw'd to hear x3 the ^.^ wowst, -UwU Then wet x3 the ^.^ wowst, OwO unheawd, faww on x3 youw >_> head. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ÚwÚ Beaw with uWu me, OwO cousin, fow UwU I UwU was ^w^ amaz'd -;;w;; Undew x3 the tide; >_> but nyow UwU I ;;w;; bweathe again ->_> Awoft x3 the flood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can UwU give audience -;;w;; To xDD any ;;w;; tongue, speak >w< it of >_> what >w< it :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. How UwU I uWu have sped ^-^ among x3 the cwewgymen -uWu The uWu sums UwU I uWu have collected UwU shaww expwess. -OwO But >_< as UwU I ^w^ twaveww'd ÚwÚ hithew ^w^ thwough x3 the land, -UwU I find x3 the OwO peopwe OwO stwangewy :3 fantasied; -Possess'd with rumours, full of idle dweams. -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 knyowing >_> what ;;w;; they ;;w;; feaw, >_> but full of x3 feaw; -xDD And hewe's :3 a :33 pwophet :3 that UwU I ^.^ bwought with ;;w;; me -Fwom fowth x3 the ^w^ stweets of :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> found -With UwU many UwU hundweds UwU tweading on :33 his heews; -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ^-^ sung, uWu in wude harsh-sounding whymes, -^.^ That, ere x3 the :3 nyext uWu Ascension-day uWu at noon, -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess >_> shouwd ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up x3 youw crown. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^.^ Thou idle dreamer, ^-^ whewefowe :33 didst xDD thou so? -^w^ PETEW. >_< Foweknyowing :3 that x3 the uWu twuth xDD wiww faww x3 out :3 so. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Hubewt, OwO away with him; ;;w;; impwison him; -xDD And on :3 that day uWu at ;;w;; nyoon wheweon ^.^ he ;;w;; says -UwU I UwU shaww yield x3 up x3 my >_< cwown wet ^.^ him be xDD hang'd. -Deliver ^.^ him to :3 safety; ÚwÚ and wetuwn, -For UwU I ^w^ must use thee. -uWu Exit >_< HUBEWT with ;;w;; PETEW -x3 O x3 my ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, -:33 Heaw'st xDD thou x3 the nyews >_> abwoad, who OwO awe ^-^ awwiv'd? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu The Fwench, x3 my wowd; men's mouths OwO awe full of uWu it; -:33 Besides, UwU I >w< met Lord >_> Bigot ÚwÚ and Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, -With eyes >_< as red >_< as new-enkindled ^w^ fiwe, -xDD And ;;w;; othews >_> mowe, x3 going to >_> seek x3 the :3 gwave -Of >_< Awthuw, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they >_> say >_> is kill'd ^.^ to-nyight -On x3 youw ^.^ suggestion. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^w^ Gentwe xDD kinsman, OwO go -xDD And thwust >w< thysewf x3 into uWu theiw companies. -UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu way to xDD wiww uWu theiw loves again; -Bring them >w< befowe x3 me. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. UwU I Will >_> seek them OwO out. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Nyay, >_> but >_< make haste; x3 the xDD bettew :33 foot befowe. ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me uWu have nyo x3 subject >_< enyemies -x3 When advewse ;;w;; foweignyews affright x3 my UwU towns -With :3 dweadfuw pomp of :33 stout x3 invasion! -^w^ Be >_< Mewcuwy, uWu set feathers to >w< thy heews, -xDD And fwy ^.^ wike xDD thought from them to ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu The ^w^ spiwit of x3 the time UwU shaww >_< teach ;;w;; me ;;w;; speed. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. OwO Spoke ^.^ wike :3 a sprightful x3 nyobwe :3 gentweman. -uWu Exit BASTARD -Go ÚwÚ aftew him; fow ^.^ he ^-^ pewhaps UwU shaww >_< nyeed -;;w;; Some :3 messengew betwixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU peews; -xDD And be xDD thou he. -x3 MESSENGEW. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, x3 my OwO wiege. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. OwO My mothew ÚwÚ dead! - -^.^ We-entew >_< HUBEWT - -;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; they >_> say five UwU moons :3 wewe :3 seen to-nyight; -Four fixed, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 fifth uWu did whirl about -uWu The othew fouw uWu in wondwous ;;w;; motion. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Five OwO moons! -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^-^ Owd ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and beldams uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets -Do >w< pwophesy ;;w;; upon >w< it >_> dangewouswy; -Young Arthur's :33 death >_> is ^w^ common uWu in uWu theiw UwU mouths; -xDD And when ;;w;; they tawk of :3 him, ;;w;; they ;;w;; shake uWu theiw >_< heads, -xDD And whisper one anyothew uWu in x3 the ^-^ eaw; -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks xDD doth gripe x3 the ;;w;; heawew's >_> wwist, -Whilst ^.^ he :3 that x3 heaws x3 makes x3 feawfuw uWu action -With wwinkwed brows, with uWu nyods, with wowwing :3 eyes. -UwU I saw :3 a >_> smith stand with :33 his hammer, thus, -uWu The whiwst :33 his iwon uWu did on x3 the ^-^ anviw coow, -With open xDD mouth swallowing :3 a :33 taiwow's nyews; -UwU Who, with :33 his uWu sheaws ÚwÚ and UwU measuwe uWu in :33 his uWu hand, -^w^ Standing on :33 swippews, which :33 his >_< nyimbwe ^.^ haste -xDD Had :3 fawsewy thwust ;;w;; upon :33 contwawy ^.^ feet, -Towd of :3 a UwU many thousand warlike OwO Fwench -:33 That :3 wewe embattaiwed ÚwÚ and rank'd uWu in Kent. -ÚwÚ Anyothew lean unwash'd >_> awtificew -^w^ Cuts x3 off :33 his :33 tawe, ÚwÚ and talks of Arthur's death. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Why >_< seek'st xDD thou to possess ;;w;; me with these fears? -Why uwgest xDD thou UwU so ;;w;; oft xDD young Arthur's UwU death? -x3 Thy uWu hand hath ^-^ muwd'wed ^.^ him. UwU I xDD had :3 a ^-^ mighty cause -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him >_< dead, >_> but xDD thou >w< hadst >_< nyonye to OwO kiww ^.^ him. -;;w;; HUBEWT. No :33 had, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Why, uWu did xDD you nyot ;;w;; pwovoke me? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU cuwse of >w< kings to be ^w^ attended -^-^ By xDD swaves :3 that OwO take uWu theiw humours fow :3 a :33 wawwant -;;w;; To bweak within x3 the bwoody ;;w;; house of :3 wife, -xDD And on x3 the winking of ÚwÚ authowity -;;w;; To understand :3 a UwU waw; to ^.^ knyow x3 the meaning -Of uWu dangewous ^.^ majesty, when x3 pewchance >w< it uWu fwowns -uWu Mowe ;;w;; upon humouw than :33 advis'd wespect. -;;w;; HUBEWT. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and UwU seaw fow >_> what UwU I ^.^ did. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. >_< O, when x3 the >w< wast :33 account 'twixt heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth -Is to be made, xDD then UwU shaww ÚwÚ this uWu hand ÚwÚ and UwU seaw -Witness OwO against >_> us to ÚwÚ damnyation! -How ;;w;; oft x3 the ^.^ sight of means to UwU do :33 iww >_< deeds -^-^ Make >_< deeds :33 iww uWu donye! UwU Hadst nyot xDD thou :33 been UwU by, -^-^ A fewwow ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of ÚwÚ nyatuwe mawk'd, -;;w;; Quoted ÚwÚ and :33 sign'd to UwU do :3 a ^.^ deed of UwU shame, -This murder xDD had nyot come x3 into x3 my xDD mind; -But, :3 taking ^-^ nyote of >w< thy >_> abhoww'd ÚwÚ aspect, -Finding uWu thee ;;w;; fit fow bwoody xDD viwwainy, -uWu Apt, UwU wiabwe to be xDD empwoy'd uWu in uWu dangew, -UwU I ^w^ faintwy broke with uWu thee of Arthur's ÚwÚ death; -xDD And UwU thou, to be endeared to :3 a OwO king, -Made >w< it nyo >_> conscience to ÚwÚ destwoy :3 a pwince. -;;w;; HUBEWT. OwO My wowd- -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. UwU Hadst xDD thou >_> but >_> shook >w< thy >_> head ow UwU made xDD pause, -x3 When UwU I x3 spake >_< dawkwy >_> what UwU I OwO puwposed, -:33 Ow >_> tuwn'd >w< an ^w^ eye of doubt ;;w;; upon x3 my >w< face, -;;w;; As bid ;;w;; me tell x3 my xDD tawe uWu in express wowds, -Deep ^-^ shame xDD had >w< stwuck ;;w;; me ^.^ dumb, UwU made ;;w;; me bweak ^w^ off, -xDD And UwU those >w< thy OwO feaws ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; wwought OwO feaws uWu in x3 me. -OwO But xDD thou :33 didst understand ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my >_> signs, -xDD And :33 didst uWu in signs again parley with sin; -Yea, ^-^ without UwU stop, :33 didst wet >w< thy >_< heawt ^.^ consent, -xDD And ^.^ consequentwy >w< thy wude uWu hand to ;;w;; act -uWu The ^.^ deed which both UwU ouw tongues hewd ^-^ viwe to nyame. -UwU Out of x3 my UwU sight, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew >_> see ;;w;; me uWu mowe! -OwO My nyobwes OwO weave OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< state >_> is bwaved, -Even uWu at x3 my ^.^ gates, with ;;w;; wanks of :33 foweign >w< pow'ws; -Nyay, uWu in x3 the >w< body of x3 the xDD fweshwy land, -This :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ this UwU confinye of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and :33 bweath, -Hostility ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ civiw xDD tumuwt OwO weigns -Between x3 my >_> conscience ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu cousin's death. -;;w;; HUBEWT. >w< Awm xDD you OwO against x3 youw othew UwU enyemies, -I'll >_< make :3 a uWu peace ^-^ between x3 youw :3 souw ÚwÚ and OwO you. -Young Awthuw >_> is alive. This uWu hand of >_< minye -Is yet :3 a >_< maiden ÚwÚ and >w< an innocent uWu hand, -ÚwÚ Nyot painted with x3 the >_< cwimson OwO spots of blood. -OwO Within ÚwÚ this ^w^ bosom >_< nyevew ^w^ ent'wed yet -uWu The :3 dweadfuw >_> motion of :3 a murderous xDD thought -xDD And xDD you uWu have UwU swandew'd ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ fowm, ->_< Which, howsoever wude ^w^ extewiowwy, -Is yet x3 the UwU cuvw of :3 a fairer ^-^ mind -Than to be ;;w;; butchew of >w< an innocent :33 chiwd. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Doth Awthuw >_> wive? >_< O, ^.^ haste uWu thee to x3 the ^-^ peews, -Throw ÚwÚ this wepowt on uWu theiw uWu incensed xDD wage -xDD And >_< make them >w< tame to uWu theiw obedience! ->_< Fowgive x3 the ^.^ comment :3 that x3 my passion UwU made ->_> Upon >w< thy featuwe; fow x3 my xDD wage UwU was ÚwÚ bwind, -xDD And fouw imaginary eyes of :3 bwood -xDD Pwesented uWu thee ^.^ mowe ^-^ hideous than xDD thou art. ->_< O, answew x3 nyot; >_> but to x3 my cwoset ;;w;; bwing -uWu The angry wowds with aww expedient ^.^ haste. -UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee >_> but x3 swowwy; >w< wun ^.^ mowe uWu fast. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -^w^ Engwand. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ castwe - -Entew AWTHUW, on x3 the OwO wawws - ->_> AWTHUW. uWu The waww >_> is UwU high, ÚwÚ and yet xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ weap down. -^-^ Good ground, be ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot! ->_> Thewe's x3 few ow >_< nyonye UwU do ^.^ knyow OwO me; >_> if ;;w;; they ^-^ did, -This >w< ship-boy's ÚwÚ sembwance hath :33 disguis'd ;;w;; me quite. -UwU I ^w^ am afwaid; ÚwÚ and yet I'll venture :3 it. -;;w;; If UwU I get down ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot bweak x3 my limbs, -I'll find :3 a thousand ^.^ shifts to get xDD away. -;;w;; As ÚwÚ good to ^-^ die ÚwÚ and x3 go, >_< as ^-^ die ÚwÚ and >_< stay. ÚwÚ [Weaps down] -x3 O me! x3 my ^-^ uncwe's ^w^ spiwit >_> is uWu in these ÚwÚ stonyes. -uWu Heaven OwO take x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and England >_< keep x3 my ^.^ bonyes! -:33 [Dies] - -Entew >w< PEMBWOKE, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and OwO BIGOT - -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU I xDD wiww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu at Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; -^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw safety, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< embwace -This ^-^ gentwe offer of x3 the :33 pewiwous uWu time. -PEMBROKE. Who ^.^ bwought :3 that >_> wettew from x3 the ÚwÚ Cawdinyaw? -SAWISBUWY. uWu The xDD Count xDD Mewun, :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd of >_< Fwance, ->_< Whose >_> pwivate with ;;w;; me of x3 the ;;w;; Dauphin's wuv -Is much ^.^ mowe general than these lines xDD impowt. -BIGOT. >_< To-mowwow mownying wet >_> us :3 meet ^.^ him UwU then. -SAWISBUWY. :33 Ow rather xDD then uWu set fowwawd; fow 'twill be -Two ^-^ wong >_> days' jouwnyey, wowds, ow ere ^.^ we ^.^ meet. - -Entew x3 the BASTARD - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Once ^.^ mowe ^w^ to-day weww :3 met, ^.^ distempew'd lords! -uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ by ;;w;; me uWu wequests x3 youw x3 pwesence stwaight. -SAWISBUWY. uWu The ^w^ King hath ^.^ dispossess'd >_< himsewf of >_> us. -We xDD wiww nyot winye :33 his >_< thin >_< bestainyed uWu cwoak -With UwU ouw puwe honours, nor >_< attend x3 the :33 foot -:33 That >w< weaves x3 the pwint of :3 bwood where'er >w< it wawks. -Return ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him :3 so. We ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 wowst. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD you >_< think, ÚwÚ good wowds, UwU I >_< think, :3 wewe >_> best. -SAWISBUWY. Our ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and nyot UwU ouw :3 mannyews, reason now. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. OwO But there >_> is xDD wittwe reason uWu in x3 youw gwief; -Therefore >w< 'twewe reason xDD you xDD had ^w^ mannyews now. -PEMBROKE. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, >_> impatience hath :33 his >_< pwiviwege. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. 'Tis xDD twue-to ÚwÚ huwt :33 his ^.^ mastew, nyo x3 man ewse. -SAWISBUWY. This >_> is x3 the x3 pwison. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he wies hewe? -PEMBROKE. x3 O UwU death, UwU made OwO pwoud with puwe ÚwÚ and princely x3 beauty! -uWu The ^.^ eawth xDD had nyot :3 a x3 howe to hide ÚwÚ this UwU deed. -SAWISBUWY. ^.^ Muwdew, >_< as >w< hating >_> what >_< himsewf hath :33 donye, -^-^ Doth uWu way >w< it open to urge on revenge. -BIGOT. :3 Ow, when ^.^ he OwO doom'd ÚwÚ this beauty to :3 a ^-^ gwave, -x3 Found >w< it ^w^ too pwecious-pwincewy fow :3 a x3 gwave. -SAWISBUWY. Sir ^.^ Wichawd, >_> what think you? :3 Have xDD you uWu behewd, -:33 Ow uWu have xDD you ^w^ wead ow ^-^ heawd, ow couwd xDD you x3 think? -:33 Ow UwU do xDD you almost >_< think, awthough xDD you see, -:33 That xDD you UwU do see? Could ^-^ thought, ^-^ without ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ object, ->_< Fowm xDD such anyothew? This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ top, -uWu The xDD height, x3 the crest, ow uWu cwest >w< unto x3 the crest, -Of x3 muwdew's arms; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the bwoodiest UwU shame, -uWu The wildest ^-^ savagewy, x3 the vilest :33 stwoke, -:33 That OwO evew ;;w;; waww-ey'd >_> wwath ow >_> stawing xDD wage -xDD Pwesented to x3 the tears of soft :33 wemowse. -PEMBROKE. All murders x3 past UwU do stand excus'd uWu in >_< this; -xDD And uWu this, UwU so sole ÚwÚ and UwU so unmatchabwe, -Shall UwU give :3 a holiness, :3 a puwity, -;;w;; To x3 the yet xDD unbegotten x3 sin of xDD times, -xDD And ^-^ pwuv :3 a deadwy >w< bwoodshed >_> but :3 a ^.^ jest, -Exampled ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; heinyous x3 spectacwe. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a uWu damnyed ÚwÚ and :3 a bwoody >_> wowk; -uWu The graceless uWu action of :3 a x3 heavy uWu hand, -;;w;; If :3 that >w< it be x3 the ^.^ wowk of xDD any >w< hand. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< it be x3 the ^.^ wowk of xDD any xDD hand! -We xDD had :3 a uWu kind of >w< wight >_> what ^.^ wouwd >_> ensue. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_> shamefuw ^.^ wowk of Hubert's xDD hand; -uWu The pwactice ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO puwpose of x3 the uWu King; -Fwom x3 whose ^.^ obedience UwU I UwU fowbid x3 my :3 souw -:33 Knyeewing >w< befowe ÚwÚ this xDD wuin of x3 sweet :3 wife, -xDD And :33 bweathing to :33 his ^w^ bweathwess excewwence -uWu The >w< incense of :3 a ^w^ vow, :3 a >w< howy ^w^ vow, -xDD Nyevew to >_> taste x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -xDD Nyevew to be xDD infected with OwO dewight, -x3 Nyow :3 convewsant with ^w^ ease ÚwÚ and idwenyess, -Tiww UwU I uWu have uWu set :3 a :3 gwowy to ÚwÚ this uWu hand -^-^ By ^.^ giving >w< it x3 the :33 wowship of revenge. -PEMBROKE. ÚwÚ and BIGOT. Our >w< souws x3 wewigiouswy :33 confiwm >w< thy ÚwÚ wowds. - -Entew >_< HUBEWT - -;;w;; HUBEWT. ;;w;; Wowds, UwU I ^w^ am :3 hot with ^.^ haste uWu in UwU seeking OwO you. -Awthuw xDD doth ÚwÚ wive; x3 the ^w^ King hath sent fow OwO you. -SAWISBUWY. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and blushes nyot uWu at ;;w;; death! -x3 Avaunt, xDD thou hateful villain, get uWu thee ÚwÚ gonye! -;;w;; HUBEWT. UwU I ^w^ am nyo villain. -SAWISBUWY. :3 Must UwU I rob x3 the ;;w;; waw? >w< [Dwawing :33 his :3 swowd] -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Youw xDD swowd >_> is :3 bwight, siw; put >w< it x3 up ;;w;; again. -SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww UwU I sheathe >w< it uWu in :3 a muwdewew's :33 skin. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ;;w;; Stand back, Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, stand back, UwU I say; -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I think x3 my swowd's >_< as ^-^ shawp >_< as x3 youws. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have UwU you, uWu wowd, x3 fowget yourself, -x3 Nyow tempt x3 the danger of x3 my true x3 defence; -Lest I, ^.^ by UwU mawking of x3 youw rage, x3 fowget -uWu Youw ^.^ wowth, x3 youw :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and nobility. -BIGOT. Out, dunghiww! uWu Daw'st xDD thou >_< bwave :3 a nobleman? -;;w;; HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 my :33 wife; >_> but yet UwU I dawe ;;w;; defend -OwO My innocent >w< wife OwO against >w< an uWu empewow. -SAWISBUWY. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a murderer. -;;w;; HUBEWT. Do nyot ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; me :3 so. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am none. >_< Whose >_> tongue soe'ew xDD speaks :3 fawse, -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 twuwy speaks; who xDD speaks nyot OwO twuwy, uWu wies. -PEMBROKE. Cut ^.^ him to x3 pieces. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^w^ Keep x3 the ÚwÚ peace, UwU I :3 say. -SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Stand UwU by, ow UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ gaww UwU you, Fauwconbwidge. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ Thou OwO wewt xDD bettew ^.^ gaww x3 the deviw, Salisbury. -;;w;; If xDD thou >_> but fwown on uWu me, ow stir >w< thy xDD foot, -:33 Ow >_< teach >w< thy >_> hasty UwU spween to UwU do ;;w;; me UwU shame, -I'll strike uWu thee uWu dead. >_> Put x3 up >w< thy xDD swowd betime; -:33 Ow I'll UwU so ^.^ mauw xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw toasting-iron -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww think x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> is come from uWu heww. -BIGOT. >_> What wiwt xDD thou UwU do, uWu wenyownyed Faulconbridge? -^w^ Second :3 a viwwain ÚwÚ and :3 a murderer? -;;w;; HUBEWT. Lord :33 Bigot, UwU I ^w^ am none. -BIGOT. Who kill'd ÚwÚ this >w< pwince? -;;w;; HUBEWT. 'Tis nyot >w< an >_> houw xDD since UwU I left ^.^ him well. -UwU I :3 honyouw'd :3 him, UwU I :3 wov'd :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD weep -OwO My uWu date of >w< wife x3 out fow :33 his x3 sweet ^w^ wife's loss. -SAWISBUWY. Twust nyot UwU those x3 cunnying watews of :33 his ^w^ eyes, -For xDD viwwainy >_> is nyot ^-^ without xDD such rheum; -xDD And xDD he, ^-^ wong traded uWu in :33 it, x3 makes >w< it xDD seem -Wike rivers of ^-^ wemowse ÚwÚ and ^-^ innyocency. -UwU Away with uWu me, aww xDD you x3 whose >w< souws abhow -xDD Th' UwU uncweanwy UwU savouws of :3 a >_> swaughtew-house; -For UwU I ^w^ am stifled with ÚwÚ this smell of >_< sin. -BIGOT. UwU Away toward Bury, to x3 the uWu Dauphin thewe! -PEMBROKE. >_> Thewe tell x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ he OwO may ^.^ inquiwe >_> us OwO out. -Exeunt ;;w;; WOWDS -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_> Hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowwd! ^-^ Knyew xDD you of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw wowk? -^.^ Beyond x3 the :3 infinyite ÚwÚ and boundwess :3 weach -Of mercy, >_> if xDD thou :33 didst ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed of UwU death, -Awt xDD thou ÚwÚ damn'd, x3 Hubewt. -;;w;; HUBEWT. Do >_> but hear uWu me, sir. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Ha! I'll tell uWu thee :3 what: -^w^ Thou'wt damn'd >_< as black-nay, >_< nyothing >_> is UwU so >_> bwack- -^.^ Thou awt ^.^ mowe >_> deep damn'd than Prince >w< Wucifew; ->_> Thewe >_> is nyot yet UwU so ugwy :3 a >_< fiend of heww -;;w;; As xDD thou shalt be, >_> if xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww ÚwÚ this :33 chiwd. -;;w;; HUBEWT. >_> Upon x3 my ;;w;; souw- -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst >_> but >_< consent -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU most UwU cwuew ;;w;; act, UwU do >_> but UwU despaiw; -xDD And >_> if xDD thou :33 want'st :3 a >_< cowd, x3 the xDD smawwest :3 thwead -:33 That OwO evew spidew OwO twisted from her womb -Will serve to strangle ÚwÚ thee; :3 a >_< wush xDD wiww be :3 a ^.^ beam -;;w;; To ^w^ hang uWu thee xDD on; ow wouldst xDD thou x3 dwown ;;w;; thysewf, ->_> Put >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe UwU watew uWu in :3 a spoon -xDD And >w< it UwU shaww be >_< as aww x3 the ;;w;; ocean, -Enyough to stifwe xDD such :3 a viwwain x3 up -UwU I UwU do >_> suspect uWu thee xDD vewy xDD gwievouswy. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu in ;;w;; act, ^.^ consent, ow x3 sin of ^-^ thought, -^w^ Be guiwty of x3 the stealing :3 that x3 sweet UwU bweath ->_< Which UwU was embounded uWu in ÚwÚ this beauteous ^-^ cway, -Let heww ^.^ want ^w^ pains enough to towtuwe me! -UwU I left ^.^ him well. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^w^ Go, UwU beaw ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ thinye arms. -UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ amaz'd, UwU methinks, ÚwÚ and wose x3 my uWu way ->_> Among x3 the thorns ÚwÚ and >_> dangews of ÚwÚ this wowwd. -How ^w^ easy dost xDD thou OwO take aww England ^-^ up! -Fwom fowth ÚwÚ this mowsew of >_< dead xDD woyawty -uWu The :3 wife, x3 the wight, ÚwÚ and uWu twuth of aww ÚwÚ this weawm -Is ^w^ fwed to xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and England nyow >_> is left -;;w;; To uWu tug ÚwÚ and xDD scambwe, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ by x3 th' teeth -uWu The unyowed ÚwÚ intewest of pwoud-swewwing state. -Now fow x3 the xDD bawe-pick'd bonye of ^.^ majesty -^-^ Doth uWu dogged >w< waw xDD bwistwe :33 his angry uWu cwest -xDD And snarleth uWu in x3 the ^-^ gentwe eyes of :3 peace; -Now ÚwÚ powews from ^.^ home ÚwÚ and discontents uWu at ^.^ home -^w^ Meet uWu in one ^w^ winye; ÚwÚ and >_> vast :3 confusion ^-^ waits, -;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a >_> waven on :3 a >w< sick-faww'n ^.^ beast, -uWu The imminyent x3 decay of >_< wwested pomp. -Now ^w^ happy ^.^ he x3 whose uWu cwoak ÚwÚ and UwU cinctuwe ^.^ can -:33 Howd x3 out ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tempest. ÚwÚ Beaw OwO away :3 that child, -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me with ;;w;; speed. I'll to x3 the uWu King; -^-^ A thousand businyesses OwO awe bwief uWu in uWu hand, -xDD And heaven itsewf xDD doth fwown ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD wand. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; KING JOHN'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ JOHN, PANDULPH, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. ^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I yiewded x3 up x3 into x3 youw uWu hand -uWu The xDD ciwcwe of x3 my glory. -:33 PANDUWPH. xDD [Gives back x3 the :33 cwown] ^.^ Take again -Fwom ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu hand, >_< as uWu howding of x3 the :3 Pope, -uWu Youw suvweign :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and authowity. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Now >_< keep x3 youw >w< howy wowd; OwO go :3 meet x3 the Fwench; -xDD And from :33 his Howinyess use aww x3 youw powew -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw ^w^ mawches fore ^.^ we OwO awe infwam'd. -Our >_> discontented counties UwU do wevowt; -Our OwO peopwe ^-^ quawwew with xDD obedience, -Swearing OwO awwegiance ÚwÚ and x3 the wuv of :3 souw -;;w;; To stwangew bwood, to :33 foweign x3 woyawty. -This inyundation of mistemp'red humouw -ÚwÚ Wests ^.^ by xDD you >w< onwy to be :3 quawified. -UwU Then :3 pause x3 nyot; fow x3 the xDD pwesent ÚwÚ time's UwU so >w< sick -:33 That xDD pwesent med'cinye ^w^ must be minyist'wed -:33 Ow overthrow ^w^ incuwabwe ensues. -:33 PANDUWPH. ^.^ It UwU was x3 my UwU bweath :3 that bwew ÚwÚ this UwU tempest up, ->_> Upon x3 youw ^-^ stubbown :3 usage of x3 the Pope; -OwO But xDD since xDD you OwO awe :3 a ^-^ gentwe ^-^ convewtite, -OwO My >_> tongue UwU shaww uWu hush again ÚwÚ this x3 stowm of >w< waw -xDD And >_< make >w< faiw >_> weathew uWu in x3 youw uWu bwust'wing xDD wand. -On ÚwÚ this x3 Ascension-day, remember weww, ->_> Upon x3 youw ^-^ oath of OwO sewvice to x3 the :3 Pope, -Go UwU I to >_< make x3 the OwO Fwench uWu way down uWu theiw arms. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Is ÚwÚ this OwO Ascension-day? Did nyot x3 the :33 pwophet -x3 Say :3 that >w< befowe uWu Ascension-day uWu at ;;w;; nyoon -OwO My >_< cwown UwU I >_> shouwd UwU give off? Even UwU so UwU I :3 have. -UwU I uWu did ^.^ suppose >w< it >_> shouwd be on UwU constwaint; -But, heaven be >_< thank'd, >w< it >_> is >_> but ^-^ vowuntawy. - -Entew x3 the BASTARD - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. All Kent hath uWu yiewded; >_< nyothing there ÚwÚ howds x3 out -OwO But >_> Duvw UwU Castwe. ;;w;; Wondon hath weceiv'd, -Wike :3 a uWu kind >_< host, x3 the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD powews. -uWu Youw nyobwes xDD wiww nyot hear UwU you, >_> but OwO awe >_> gonye -;;w;; To offer OwO sewvice to x3 youw enemy; -xDD And >w< wiwd amazement ^.^ huwwies x3 up ÚwÚ and down -uWu The xDD wittwe ^w^ nyumbew of x3 youw ^.^ doubtfuw fwiends. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Wouwd nyot x3 my wowds ^-^ wetuwn to ;;w;; me again ->w< Aftew ;;w;; they heard xDD young Awthuw UwU was ^.^ awive? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ They >_> found ^.^ him >_< dead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, -^-^ An :33 empty :33 casket, :3 whewe x3 the jewel of >w< wife -^-^ By x3 some damn'd uWu hand UwU was :3 wobbed ÚwÚ and >_> ta'en xDD away. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :33 That viwwain Hubert told ;;w;; me ^.^ he uWu did wive. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. So, on x3 my x3 souw, ^.^ he ^-^ did, fow ^.^ aught ^.^ he ^-^ knyew. -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do xDD you xDD dwoop? Why wook xDD you sad? -^w^ Be great uWu in ;;w;; act, >_< as xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu in thought; -Let nyot x3 the wowwd >_> see feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sad distrust -OwO Guvwn x3 the >_> motion of :3 a >_> kingwy :33 eye. -^w^ Be stirring >_< as x3 the time; be fire with x3 fiwe; -Threaten x3 the UwU thweat'nyew, ÚwÚ and outface x3 the ^w^ bwow -Of ^.^ bwagging :33 howwow; UwU so UwU shaww :33 infewiow ^w^ eyes, -:33 That :3 bowwow uWu theiw behaviours from x3 the ^.^ gweat, -OwO Gwow great ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ exampwe ÚwÚ and put on -uWu The dauntwess ^w^ spiwit of wesowution. -:33 Away, ÚwÚ and glister ^.^ wike x3 the god of >w< waw -x3 When ^.^ he xDD intendeth to :33 become x3 the :3 fiewd; -uWu Show boldness ÚwÚ and ;;w;; aspiwing ^.^ confidence. -What, UwU shaww ;;w;; they >_> seek x3 the wion uWu in :33 his ^.^ den, -xDD And :33 fwight ^.^ him thewe, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him :3 twembwe OwO thewe? ->_< O, wet >w< it nyot be ^-^ said! Fowage, ÚwÚ and >w< wun -;;w;; To :3 meet >_< dispweasuwe ^-^ fawthew from x3 the x3 doows -xDD And uWu gwappwe with ^.^ him ere ^.^ he come UwU so nyigh. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu The wegate of x3 the ^.^ Pope hath :33 been with uWu me, -xDD And UwU I uWu have UwU made :3 a ^w^ happy uWu peace with him; -xDD And ^.^ he hath pwomis'd to dismiss x3 the ÚwÚ powews -UwU Wed ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 O ^w^ ingwowious league! -Shall :33 we, ;;w;; upon x3 the footing of UwU ouw land, ->_< Send fair-play x3 owdews, ÚwÚ and >_< make x3 compwomise, -^-^ Insinyuation, OwO pawwey, ÚwÚ and UwU base truce, -;;w;; To :3 awms invasive? Shall :3 a beardless ^-^ boy, -^-^ A cock'red siwken wanton, >_< bwave UwU ouw fields -xDD And >w< fwesh :33 his ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a warlike ^w^ soiw, -UwU Mocking x3 the ^w^ aiw with cowouws idly spread, -xDD And find nyo ^w^ check? Let us, x3 my ^.^ wiege, to arms. -Pewchance x3 the Cardinal ;;w;; cannyot >_< make x3 youw :3 peace; -:3 Ow, >_> if ^.^ he UwU do, wet >w< it uWu at least be uWu said -^-^ They saw ^.^ we xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose of OwO defence. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. :3 Have xDD thou x3 the xDD owdewing of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent uWu time. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :33 Away, >w< then, with ÚwÚ good couwage! -Yet, UwU I ^.^ knyow -Our party OwO may weww :3 meet :3 a >_> pwoudew foe. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. -^w^ Engwand. uWu The ÚwÚ DAUPHIN'S ÚwÚ camp uWu at Saint Edmundsbury - -OwO Entew, uWu in awms, :3 WEWIS, >_< SAWISBUWY, MELUN, >w< PEMBWOKE, >w< BIGOT, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -xDD WEWIS. OwO My Lord xDD Mewun, wet ÚwÚ this be :33 copied x3 out -xDD And >_< keep >w< it >_< safe fow UwU ouw remembrance; -Return x3 the xDD pwecedent to these wowds OwO again, -^.^ That, xDD having UwU ouw >w< faiw order ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; down, -UwU Both ;;w;; they ÚwÚ and :33 we, perusing ^-^ o'ew these nyotes, -^-^ May ^.^ knyow ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ we >_> took x3 the sacrament, -xDD And >_< keep UwU ouw :33 faiths >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and inviolable. -SAWISBUWY. >_> Upon UwU ouw >w< sides >w< it >_< nyevew UwU shaww be >_> bwoken. -^.^ And, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, OwO awbeit ^.^ we >_< sweaw -^-^ A ;;w;; vowuntawy ^.^ zeaw ÚwÚ and >w< an unurg'd :33 faith -;;w;; To x3 youw pwoceedings; ^w^ yet, ^-^ bewieve uWu me, >_< Pwince, -UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu gwad :3 that xDD such :3 a ^w^ sowe of time -Should >_> seek :3 a pwastew ^.^ by contemn'd >_> wevowt, -xDD And heal x3 the inveterate ;;w;; cankew of one ;;w;; wound -^-^ By x3 making many. >_< O, >w< it grieves x3 my :3 souw -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must dwaw ÚwÚ this >_< metaw from x3 my x3 side -;;w;; To be :3 a xDD widow-makew! >_< O, ÚwÚ and there -Whewe ^.^ honyouwabwe OwO wescue ÚwÚ and x3 defence ->w< Cwies x3 out ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD nyame of ^-^ Sawisbuwy! -OwO But xDD such >_> is x3 the :3 infection of x3 the time -^.^ That, fow x3 the ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; physic of UwU ouw wight, -We ;;w;; cannyot deal >_> but with x3 the xDD vewy uWu hand -Of xDD stewn injustice ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused wrong. -xDD And :3 is't nyot pity, x3 O x3 my gwieved ÚwÚ fwiends! -:33 That :33 we, x3 the xDD sons ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen of ÚwÚ this isle, -^.^ Wewe bown to >_> see UwU so >_> sad >w< an >_> houw >_< as >_< this; -^-^ Whewein ^.^ we :33 step ÚwÚ aftew :3 a ;;w;; stwangew-mawch ->_> Upon her ^-^ gentwe x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiww x3 up -:3 Hew ^.^ enyemies' ranks-I ^w^ must >_< withdwaw ÚwÚ and xDD weep ->_> Upon x3 the ^w^ spot of ÚwÚ this enfowced :3 cause- -;;w;; To xDD gwace x3 the ÚwÚ gentwy of :3 a ÚwÚ wand wemote -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow unacquainted cowouws hewe? -What, hewe? x3 O ^-^ nyation, :3 that xDD thou ^w^ couwdst x3 wemuv! -:33 That >_< Nyeptunye's awms, who uWu cwippeth uWu thee about, -Wouwd UwU beaw uWu thee from x3 the >_< knyowwedge of >w< thysewf -xDD And uWu gwappwe uWu thee >w< unto :3 a :33 pagan >w< showe, -Whewe these >w< two Christian awmies ^w^ might UwU combinye -uWu The :3 bwood of malice uWu in :3 a ;;w;; vein of OwO weague, -xDD And nyot to spend >w< it UwU so unnyeighbouwwy! -xDD WEWIS. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe xDD tempew dost xDD thou x3 show uWu in >_< this; -xDD And great affections wwestwing uWu in >w< thy ^w^ bosom -^-^ Doth >_< make >w< an ^.^ eawthquake of nobility. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 combat x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ fought -Between x3 compuwsion ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< bwave xDD wespect! -Let ;;w;; me xDD wipe x3 off ÚwÚ this ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 dew -:33 That OwO siwvewwy xDD doth ^w^ pwogwess on >w< thy UwU cheeks. -OwO My >_< heawt hath mewted uWu at :3 a >_> wady's ^-^ teaws, -uWu Being >w< an ordinary uWu inyundation; -OwO But ÚwÚ this ^.^ effusion of xDD such xDD manwy ÚwÚ dwops, -This show'r, >_> bwown x3 up ^.^ by UwU tempest of x3 the x3 souw, -Startles >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and x3 makes ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe ^w^ amaz'd -Than xDD had UwU I :3 seen x3 the :3 vauwty ;;w;; top of heaven -;;w;; Figuw'd quite ^-^ o'ew with ^.^ buwnying :33 meteows. -^-^ Wift x3 up >w< thy >_> bwow, uWu wenyownyed >_> Sawisbuwy, -xDD And with :3 a great >_< heawt x3 heave OwO away ÚwÚ this ^w^ stowm; ->_< Commend these watews to UwU those baby eyes -:33 That >_< nyevew saw x3 the giant wowwd enrag'd, -x3 Nyow >w< met with :3 fowtunye othew than uWu at feasts, -Full of wawm bwood, of :33 miwth, of >w< gossiping. -^.^ Come, >_< come; fow xDD thou shalt thwust >w< thy uWu hand >_< as >_> deep -^.^ Into x3 the >_< puwse of rich >_> pwospewity -;;w;; As Lewis himself. So, ^.^ nyobwes, UwU shaww xDD you all, -:33 That >w< knyit x3 youw sinews to x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of ^w^ minye. - -Entew ^.^ PANDUWPH - -xDD And even thewe, UwU methinks, >w< an ÚwÚ angew uWu spake: -Wook :3 whewe x3 the >w< howy wegate x3 comes xDD apace, -;;w;; To UwU give >_> us :33 wawwant from x3 the uWu hand of heaven -xDD And on UwU ouw ;;w;; actions uWu set x3 the xDD nyame of >w< wight -With >w< howy >_< bweath. -:33 PANDUWPH. >w< Haiw, x3 nyobwe >_> pwince of France! -uWu The :3 nyext >_> is :33 this: ^w^ King John hath reconcil'd -Himsewf to Rome; :33 his ^w^ spiwit >_> is come x3 in, -:33 That UwU so :33 stood x3 out OwO against x3 the >w< howy :3 Chuwch, -uWu The great >w< metwopowis ÚwÚ and >_> see of xDD Wome. -Therefore >w< thy threat'ning cowouws nyow wind x3 up -xDD And >w< tame x3 the x3 savage ^w^ spiwit of >w< wiwd waw, -^.^ That, ^.^ wike :3 a wion fostewed x3 up uWu at uWu hand, -^.^ It OwO may >_< wie gently uWu at x3 the :33 foot of uWu peace -xDD And be nyo further ;;w;; hawmfuw than uWu in show. -xDD WEWIS. uWu Youw Gwace UwU shaww UwU pawdon uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu back: -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^-^ high-bown to be xDD pwopewtied, -;;w;; To be :3 a secondary uWu at ;;w;; contwow, -:33 Ow :33 usefuw uWu sewving-man ÚwÚ and UwU instwument -;;w;; To xDD any suvweign >w< state ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the wowwd. -uWu Youw UwU bweath xDD fiwst kindled x3 the >_< dead coaw of UwU waws -Between ÚwÚ this chastis'd ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ and mysewf -xDD And ^.^ bwought uWu in ;;w;; mattew :3 that >_> shouwd >w< feed ÚwÚ this x3 fiwe; -xDD And nyow UwU 'tis uWu faw ^w^ too >_> huge to be >_> bwown x3 out -With :3 that same xDD weak wind which :3 enkindwed :3 it. ->_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me >w< how to ^.^ knyow x3 the OwO face of wight, -^-^ Acquainted ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ intewest to ÚwÚ this land, -Yea, thwust ÚwÚ this uWu entewpwise x3 into x3 my heawt; -xDD And come OwO ye nyow to tell ;;w;; me John hath UwU made -ÚwÚ His uWu peace with >w< Wome? >_> What >_> is :3 that uWu peace to me? -I, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my mawwiage-bed, ->w< Aftew xDD young >_< Awthuw, >_< cwaim ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand fow minye; -^.^ And, nyow >w< it >_> is half-conquer'd, ^w^ must UwU I back ->_< Because :3 that John hath UwU made :33 his uWu peace with >w< Wome? -^w^ Am UwU I OwO Wome's slave? >_> What ÚwÚ penny hath ÚwÚ Wome bownye, ->_> What ;;w;; men >w< pwovided, >_> what munyition ;;w;; sent, -;;w;; To xDD undewpwop ÚwÚ this uWu action? Is 't nyot UwU I -:33 That ^w^ undewgo ÚwÚ this charge? Who >_> ewse >_> but I, -xDD And xDD such >_< as to x3 my >_< cwaim OwO awe wiabwe, -Sweat uWu in ÚwÚ this business ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain ÚwÚ this ;;w;; waw? -:3 Have UwU I nyot heard these islanders >_> shout x3 out -uWu 'Vive ^.^ we OwO woi!' >_< as UwU I uWu have bank'd uWu theiw towns? -:3 Have UwU I nyot OwO hewe x3 the best ^.^ cawds fow x3 the game -;;w;; To xDD wiww ÚwÚ this ^w^ easy ;;w;; match, pway'd fow :3 a crown? -xDD And UwU shaww UwU I nyow UwU give ^-^ o'ew x3 the yiewded set? -:3 Nyo, no, on x3 my x3 souw, >w< it >_< nyevew UwU shaww be UwU said. -:33 PANDUWPH. >_> You wook >_> but on x3 the uWu outside of ÚwÚ this >w< wowk. -xDD WEWIS. ^-^ Outside ow :33 inside, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ wetuwn -Tiww x3 my x3 attempt UwU so much be UwU gwowified -;;w;; As to x3 my uWu ampwe UwU hope UwU was promised -^.^ Befowe UwU I >w< dwew ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant >_> head of waw, -xDD And :3 cuww'd these fiery ;;w;; spiwits from x3 the wowwd -;;w;; To x3 outwook ÚwÚ conquest, ÚwÚ and to xDD wiww renown -Even uWu in x3 the ^w^ jaws of danger ÚwÚ and of death. -;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ sounds] ->_> What ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ twumpet OwO thus xDD doth ^.^ summon us? - -Entew x3 the :33 BASTAWD, ^w^ attended - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 Accowding to x3 the >w< faiw :33 pway of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Let ;;w;; me uWu have xDD audience: UwU I ^w^ am sent to >_< speak. -OwO My >w< howy ;;w;; wowd of Milan, from x3 the ^w^ King -UwU I come, to :3 weawn >w< how xDD you uWu have ^w^ deawt fow him; -^.^ And, >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ answew, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; scope -xDD And :33 wawwant ^-^ wimited >w< unto x3 my :33 tongue. -:33 PANDUWPH. uWu The uWu Dauphin >_> is ^w^ too wiwfuw-opposite, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot xDD tempowize with x3 my entweaties; ->w< He :33 fwatwy ;;w;; says he'ww nyot uWu way down :33 his arms. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ By aww x3 the :3 bwood :3 that OwO evew UwU fuwy bweath'd, -uWu The :33 youth ;;w;; says well. Now hear UwU ouw :3 Engwish uWu King; -For OwO thus :33 his xDD woyawty xDD doth speak uWu in x3 me. ->w< He >_> is prepar'd, ÚwÚ and reason ^w^ too ^.^ he OwO shouwd. -This ^.^ apish ÚwÚ and uWu unmannyewwy approach, -This ;;w;; hawnyess'd masque ÚwÚ and unadvised ^w^ wevew -This ÚwÚ unhaiw'd saucinyess ÚwÚ and boyish ^.^ twoops, -uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth ;;w;; smiwe OwO at; ÚwÚ and >_> is weww pwepaw'd -;;w;; To whip ÚwÚ this dwarfish waw, these pigmy awms, -Fwom x3 out x3 the xDD ciwcwe of :33 his territories. -:33 That uWu hand which xDD had x3 the >_< stwength, even uWu at x3 youw UwU doow. -;;w;; To cudgel xDD you ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you OwO take x3 the OwO hatch, -;;w;; To ^w^ dive ^.^ wike >_> buckets uWu in UwU conceawed uWu wewws, -;;w;; To :3 cwouch uWu in ^.^ wittew of x3 youw stable planks, -;;w;; To >_< wie ^.^ wike uWu pawns :3 wock'd x3 up uWu in uWu chests ÚwÚ and trunks, -;;w;; To hug with ÚwÚ swinye, to >_> seek x3 sweet :33 safety x3 out -^w^ In ÚwÚ vauwts ÚwÚ and uWu pwisons, ÚwÚ and to UwU thwiww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake -Even uWu at x3 the :3 cwying of x3 youw ^.^ nyation's crow, -^w^ Thinking ÚwÚ this uWu voice >w< an :3 awmed UwU Engwishman- -Shall :3 that ;;w;; victowious uWu hand be x3 feebwed OwO hewe -:33 That uWu in x3 youw ^.^ chambews uWu gave xDD you :3 chastisement? -No. xDD Knyow x3 the OwO gawwant :33 monyawch >_> is uWu in :3 awms -xDD And ^.^ wike >w< an >_> eagwe ^-^ o'ew :33 his OwO aewy tow'rs -;;w;; To :33 souse ÚwÚ annyoyance :3 that x3 comes nyeaw :33 his xDD nyest. -xDD And xDD you ^w^ degenyewate, xDD you xDD ingwate revolts, ->_> You bwoody Neroes, ripping x3 up x3 the womb -Of x3 youw uWu deaw mothew England, bwush fow OwO shame; -For x3 youw UwU own ^.^ wadies ÚwÚ and pale-visag'd >_< maids, -Wike xDD Amazons, come ;;w;; twipping ÚwÚ aftew drums, -^-^ Theiw thimbles x3 into :3 awmed ;;w;; gauntwets >_< change, -^-^ Theiw needles to lances, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^-^ gentwe heawts -;;w;; To >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody inclination. -xDD WEWIS. >_> Thewe >w< end >w< thy ^w^ bwave, ÚwÚ and turn >w< thy OwO face uWu in :3 peace; -We gwant xDD thou ;;w;; canst outscold >_> us. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; -We howd UwU ouw time ^w^ too >_< pwecious to be xDD spent -With xDD such :3 a brabbler. -:33 PANDUWPH. Give ;;w;; me OwO weave to >_< speak. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww >_< speak. -xDD WEWIS. We xDD wiww >_< attend to >_> nyeithew. -OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the dwums; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the >_> tongue of waw, -;;w;; Pwead fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ intewest ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^.^ being hewe. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< Indeed, x3 youw drums, ^.^ being UwU beaten, xDD wiww cwy out; -xDD And UwU so UwU shaww UwU you, ^.^ being xDD beaten. Do >_> but start -xDD And echo with x3 the ^-^ cwamouw of >w< thy dwum, -xDD And even uWu at uWu hand :3 a drum >_> is ready >w< bwac'd -:33 That UwU shaww wevewbewate aww >_< as ÚwÚ woud >_< as thine: -Sound >_> but another, ÚwÚ and anyothew UwU shaww, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ woud >_< as xDD thinye, rattle x3 the wewkin's ear -xDD And ÚwÚ mock x3 the ;;w;; deep-mouth'd thundew; fow uWu at :33 hand- -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< twusting to ÚwÚ this uWu hawting wegate UwU hewe, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ he hath ;;w;; us'd rather fow spowt than uWu nyeed- -Is warlike John; ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his forehead >_> sits -^-^ A ^-^ bawe-wibb'd UwU death, x3 whose ^.^ office >_> is ÚwÚ this day -;;w;; To >_> feast ;;w;; upon whole thousands of x3 the >_< Fwench. -xDD WEWIS. OwO Stwike x3 up UwU ouw xDD dwums to find ÚwÚ this danger OwO out. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. xDD And xDD thou shalt find :33 it, ÚwÚ Dauphin, UwU do nyot ^-^ doubt. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -^w^ Engwand. uWu The field of ÚwÚ battwe - -Alarums. Entew ;;w;; KING >_< JOHN ÚwÚ and >_< HUBEWT - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. How xDD goes x3 the day with us? >_< O, tell uWu me, x3 Hubewt. -;;w;; HUBEWT. Badwy, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. This x3 fevew :3 that hath troubled ;;w;; me UwU so ^-^ wong -Lies x3 heavy on x3 me. >_< O, x3 my >_< heawt >_> is sick! - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw uWu vawiant xDD kinsman, Faulconbridge, -Desires x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to OwO weave x3 the field -xDD And >_> send ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by ;;w;; me which uWu way xDD you ÚwÚ go. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Teww :3 him, toward OwO Swinstead, to x3 the >_> abbey :33 thewe. -x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good uWu comfowt; fow x3 the great suppwy -:33 That UwU was ^.^ expected ^.^ by x3 the uWu Dauphin OwO hewe -^w^ Awe ^.^ wweck'd >w< thwee :33 nyights ^w^ ago on xDD Goodwin Sands; -This nyews UwU was ^.^ bwought to Richard >_> but even now. -uWu The OwO Fwench >w< fight ;;w;; cowdwy, ÚwÚ and uWu wetiwe x3 themsewves. -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu Ay uWu me, ÚwÚ this tyrant x3 fevew buwns ;;w;; me x3 up -xDD And xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me wewcome ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyews. -Set on toward Swinstead; to x3 my ^.^ wittew >_< stwaight; -Weakness UwU possesseth uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ faint. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -^w^ Engwand. ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the UwU battwefiewd - -Entew >_< SAWISBUWY, >w< PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and OwO BIGOT - -SAWISBUWY. UwU I uWu did nyot think x3 the ^w^ King UwU so ^.^ stow'd with fwiends. -PEMBROKE. Up >_> once again; put ^w^ spiwit uWu in x3 the Fwench; -;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu miscawwy, ^.^ we miscawwy UwU too. -SAWISBUWY. :33 That misbegotten deviw, Faulconbridge, -^w^ In x3 spite of xDD spite, awonye uphowds x3 the x3 day. -PEMBROKE. ^-^ They >_> say ^w^ King John, ^w^ sowe :33 sick, hath left x3 the >_> fiewd. - -Entew MELUN, wounded - -OwO MEWUN. xDD Wead ;;w;; me to x3 the revolts of England hewe. -SAWISBUWY. x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe ^w^ happy ^.^ we xDD had othew ^w^ nyames. -PEMBROKE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD Count Mewun. -SAWISBUWY. Wounded to death. -OwO MEWUN. :33 Fwy, x3 nyobwe Engwish, xDD you OwO awe xDD bought ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; -:33 Unthwead x3 the wude ^w^ eye of ^-^ webewwion, -xDD And wewcome ^.^ home again ^.^ discawded ÚwÚ faith. -;;w;; Seek x3 out ^w^ King John, ÚwÚ and faww >w< befowe :33 his feet; -For >_> if x3 the OwO Fwench be wowds of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ woud ^-^ day, ->w< He means to recompense x3 the ^w^ pains xDD you OwO take -^-^ By >_< cutting x3 off x3 youw :33 heads. ^-^ Thus hath ^.^ he sworn, -xDD And UwU I with :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU many ^-^ moe with uWu me, ->_> Upon x3 the altar uWu at Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; -Even on :3 that altar :3 whewe ^.^ we >w< swowe to xDD you ->_< Deaw >_< amity ÚwÚ and everlasting love. -SAWISBUWY. ^-^ May ÚwÚ this be possible? ^-^ May ÚwÚ this be twue? -OwO MEWUN. :3 Have UwU I nyot ^-^ hideous :33 death within x3 my ^.^ view, ->_> Wetainying >_> but :3 a ;;w;; quantity of :3 wife, ->_< Which ^.^ bweeds OwO away even >_< as :3 a >_< fowm of OwO wax -;;w;; Wesowveth from :33 his xDD figuwe uWu 'gainst x3 the fiwe? ->_> What uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd >_< make ;;w;; me nyow >_> deceive, -Since UwU I ^w^ must wose x3 the use of aww deceit? -Why >_> shouwd UwU I xDD then be :3 fawse, xDD since >w< it >_> is true -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ die UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive >w< hence ^.^ by uWu twuth? -UwU I >_> say OwO again, >_> if Lewis UwU do xDD wiww x3 the ^-^ day, ->w< He >_> is ;;w;; fowswown >_> if ;;w;; e'ew UwU those eyes of >_> youws -ÚwÚ Behowd anyothew day bweak uWu in x3 the ;;w;; east; -OwO But even ÚwÚ this night, x3 whose black ^-^ contagious UwU bweath -x3 Awweady >w< smokes about x3 the ^.^ buwnying uWu cwest -Of x3 the :3 owd, feebwe, ÚwÚ and :3 day-weawied sun, -Even ÚwÚ this :33 iww night, x3 youw :33 bweathing UwU shaww ;;w;; expiwe, -Paying x3 the OwO finye of :33 wated tweachewy -Even with :3 a treacherous OwO finye of aww x3 youw ^.^ wives. -;;w;; If Lewis ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ assistance x3 win x3 the x3 day. ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to one Hubewt, with x3 youw uWu King; -uWu The wuv of >w< him-and ÚwÚ this wespect >_< besides, -For :3 that x3 my >_> gwandsiwe UwU was >w< an UwU Engwishman- -:3 Awakes x3 my >_> conscience to x3 confess aww UwU this. -^w^ In ÚwÚ wieu UwU wheweof, UwU I pray UwU you, UwU beaw ;;w;; me >w< hence -Fwom fowth x3 the noise ÚwÚ and >_< wumouw of x3 the >_> fiewd, -Whewe UwU I OwO may think x3 the :33 wemnyant of x3 my >_< thoughts -^w^ In ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ this >w< body ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 souw -With >_< contempwation ÚwÚ and devout :33 desiwes. -SAWISBUWY. We UwU do ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and :3 beshwew x3 my :3 souw -OwO But UwU I UwU do wuv x3 the ^.^ favouw ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< fowm -Of ÚwÚ this UwU most >w< faiw ^w^ occasion, ^.^ by x3 the which -We xDD wiww ^w^ untwead x3 the steps of uWu damnyed x3 fwight, -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a bated ÚwÚ and :3 wetiwed flood, -^.^ Weaving UwU ouw >_< wanknyess ÚwÚ and :33 iwweguwaw course, -^-^ Stoop wow within UwU those bounds ^.^ we uWu have o'erlook'd, -xDD And ^-^ cawmwy >w< wun on uWu in ^.^ obedience -Even to UwU ouw ;;w;; ocean, to great ^w^ King OwO John. -OwO My awm UwU shaww UwU give uWu thee OwO hewp to UwU beaw uWu thee OwO hence; -For UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the UwU cwuew x3 pangs of :33 death -x3 Wight uWu in ^.^ thinye :33 eye. :33 Away, x3 my ÚwÚ fwiends! xDD Nyew x3 fwight, -xDD And ^w^ happy >w< nyewnyess, :3 that ^-^ intends ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ wight. -^.^ Exeunt, weading x3 off MEWUN - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -^w^ Engwand. uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp - -Entew :3 WEWIS ÚwÚ and :33 his twain - -xDD WEWIS. uWu The sun of ^.^ heaven, x3 methought, UwU was loath to ^-^ set, -OwO But OwO stay'd ÚwÚ and UwU made x3 the xDD westewn welkin blush, -x3 When :3 Engwish UwU measuwe uWu backwawd uWu theiw UwU own x3 gwound -^w^ In ÚwÚ faint x3 wetiwe. >_< O, bravely ^-^ came ^.^ we ^w^ off, -x3 When with :3 a volley of UwU ouw >_> nyeedwess shot, ->w< Aftew xDD such bwoody :33 toiw, ^.^ we bid ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; -xDD And ;;w;; wound UwU ouw :3 tott'wing cowouws cweawwy up, -UwU Wast uWu in x3 the field ÚwÚ and almost wowds of :3 it! - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. Whewe >_> is x3 my >_< pwince, x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin? -xDD WEWIS. x3 Hewe; >_> what nyews? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The xDD Count Mewun >_> is slain; x3 the :3 Engwish wowds -^-^ By :33 his :3 pewsuasion OwO awe again fall'n ^w^ off, -xDD And x3 youw suppwy, which xDD you uWu have >w< wish'd UwU so long, -^w^ Awe ;;w;; cast OwO away ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sunk on xDD Goodwin :3 Sands. -xDD WEWIS. xDD Ah, fouw shrewd ÚwÚ nyews! Beshrew >w< thy xDD vewy :33 heawt! -UwU I uWu did nyot think to be UwU so >_> sad ^.^ to-nyight -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this hath UwU made x3 me. Who UwU was ^.^ he :3 that uWu said -^w^ King John uWu did fwy >w< an >_> houw ow >w< two >w< befowe -uWu The x3 stumbwing >w< nyight uWu did ÚwÚ pawt UwU ouw ÚwÚ weawy pow'ws? -x3 MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Whoevew ^-^ spoke :33 it, >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD WEWIS. >_< keep ÚwÚ good quarter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good :3 cawe to-nyight; -uWu The day UwU shaww nyot be x3 up UwU so >w< soon >_< as UwU I -;;w;; To >_> twy x3 the >w< faiw adventuwe of ÚwÚ to-mowwow. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 6. - -^-^ An open :33 pwace ^-^ weaw xDD Swinstead uWu Abbey - -Entew x3 the BASTARD ÚwÚ and OwO HUBEWT, uWu sevewawwy - -;;w;; HUBEWT. Who's OwO thewe? ÚwÚ Speak, ho! speak ^w^ quickwy, ow UwU I >_> shoot. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. >_> What awt thou? -;;w;; HUBEWT. Of x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ Engwand. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. x3 Whithew dost xDD thou >w< go? -;;w;; HUBEWT. x3 What's :3 that to thee? Why OwO may UwU I nyot ;;w;; demand -Of ^.^ thinye affairs >_< as weww >_< as xDD thou of mine? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Hubewt, UwU I UwU think. -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a :3 pewfect thought. -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; upon aww ^w^ hazawds weww ^-^ bewieve -^.^ Thou awt x3 my :33 fwiend :3 that ^w^ knyow'st x3 my >_> tongue UwU so well. -Who awt thou? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Who xDD thou wilt. xDD And >_> if xDD thou please, -^.^ Thou uWu mayst >_< befwiend ;;w;; me UwU so much >_< as to think -UwU I come one uWu way of x3 the ;;w;; Pwantagenyets. -;;w;; HUBEWT. Unkind >_> wemembwance! xDD thou ÚwÚ and >_< eyewess >w< nyight -:3 Have donye ;;w;; me ;;w;; shame. ^-^ Bwave sowdiew, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me -:33 That xDD any xDD accent breaking from >w< thy >_> tongue -Should ;;w;; scape x3 the true >_< acquaintance of >_< minye :3 eaw. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. ^.^ Come, >_< come; x3 sans uWu compwiment, >_> what nyews abroad? -;;w;; HUBEWT. Why, OwO hewe UwU wawk UwU I uWu in x3 the black ^w^ bwow of >w< nyight -;;w;; To find xDD you OwO out. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Bwief, :33 then; ÚwÚ and UwU what's x3 the nyews? -;;w;; HUBEWT. >_< O, x3 my x3 sweet ^w^ siw, nyews ;;w;; fitting to x3 the night, -Black, x3 feawfuw, comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and howwibwe. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu Show ;;w;; me x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; wound of ÚwÚ this :33 iww nyews; -UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ woman, I'll nyot xDD swoon uWu at :3 it. -;;w;; HUBEWT. uWu The OwO King, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, >_> is OwO poison'd ^.^ by :3 a ^-^ monk; -UwU I left ^.^ him almost speechwess ÚwÚ and broke x3 out -;;w;; To >w< acquaint xDD you with ÚwÚ this x3 eviw, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might -uWu The xDD bettew awm xDD you to x3 the ^.^ sudden time -Than >_> if xDD you xDD had uWu at leisure ÚwÚ knyown of UwU this. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. How uWu did ^.^ he OwO take uWu it; who uWu did >_> taste to him? -;;w;; HUBEWT. ^-^ A ÚwÚ monk, UwU I tell uWu you; :3 a resolved villain, ->_< Whose bowels ;;w;; suddenwy burst OwO out. uWu The ^w^ King -ÚwÚ Yet speaks, ÚwÚ and pewadventuwe OwO may ^.^ wecuvw. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Who :33 didst xDD thou OwO weave to tend :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? -;;w;; HUBEWT. Why, ^.^ knyow xDD you ^w^ nyot? uWu The wowds OwO awe aww come back, -xDD And ^.^ bwought Prince Henwy uWu in uWu theiw company; -At x3 whose request x3 the ^w^ King hath ^.^ pawdon'd ÚwÚ them, -xDD And ;;w;; they OwO awe aww about :33 his >_< Majesty. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Withhowd ^.^ thinye >_< indignyation, ^-^ mighty ^.^ heaven, -xDD And tempt >_> us nyot to UwU beaw :33 abuv UwU ouw ^.^ powew! -I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, Hubewt, half x3 my powew ÚwÚ this night, -OwO Passing these flats, OwO awe :33 taken ^.^ by x3 the >_< tide- -;;w;; These :33 Wincown uWu Washes uWu have ^w^ devouwed OwO them; -Myself, well-mounted, hardly uWu have uWu escap'd. -:33 Away, ;;w;; befowe! ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me to x3 the uWu King; -UwU I doubt ^.^ he xDD wiww be >_< dead ow ere UwU I x3 come. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 7. - -uWu The orchard uWu at xDD Swinstead uWu Abbey - -Entew PWINCE >_> HENWY, >_< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and OwO BIGOT - -PWINCE xDD HENWY. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too late; x3 the >w< wife of aww :33 his :3 bwood -Is touch'd >w< cowwuptibwy, ÚwÚ and :33 his puwe :33 bwain. ->_< Which x3 some ^.^ suppose x3 the x3 souw's frail uWu dwewwing-house, -^-^ Doth ^.^ by x3 the idle >_> comments :3 that >w< it x3 makes -Foretell x3 the >w< ending of >_< mowtawity. - -Entew :33 PEMBWOKE - -PEMBROKE. ÚwÚ His >_> Highnyess yet xDD doth :3 speak, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howds bewief -^.^ That, ^.^ being ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 the open air, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd allay x3 the ^.^ buwnying ;;w;; quawity -Of :3 that UwU feww x3 poison which >_> assaiweth ^.^ him. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. Let ^.^ him be ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 the orchard hewe. -^-^ Doth ^.^ he still rage? uWu Exit OwO BIGOT -PEMBROKE. >w< He >_> is ^.^ mowe patient -Than when xDD you left him; even nyow ^.^ he uWu sung. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. x3 O vanyity of sickness! Fiewce extwemes -^w^ In uWu theiw ^.^ continyuance xDD wiww nyot x3 feew x3 themsewves. -Death, xDD having ^-^ pwey'd ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 outwawd xDD pawts, -:33 Weaves them >_> invisibwe, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ siege >_> is nyow -^w^ Against x3 the UwU mind, x3 the which ^.^ he uWu pwicks ÚwÚ and wounds -With UwU many legions of ;;w;; stwange UwU fantasies, ->_< Which, uWu in uWu theiw :33 thwong ÚwÚ and x3 pwess to :3 that >w< wast OwO howd, -Confound x3 themsewves. 'Tis ;;w;; stwange :3 that :33 death >_> shouwd ;;w;; sing. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the cygnet to ÚwÚ this pawe ÚwÚ faint swan -Who chants :3 a dowefuw >_> hymn to :33 his UwU own UwU death, -xDD And from x3 the organ-pipe of frailty ^-^ sings -ÚwÚ His :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< body to uWu theiw :3 wasting rest. -SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good comfort, >_< Pwince; fow xDD you OwO awe bown -;;w;; To uWu set :3 a >_< fowm ;;w;; upon :3 that indigest ->_< Which ^.^ he hath left UwU so shapeless ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU wude. - -^.^ We-entew OwO BIGOT ÚwÚ and uWu attendants, who ;;w;; bwing uWu in -;;w;; KING >_< JOHN uWu in :3 a >w< chaiw - -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Ay, marry, nyow x3 my :3 souw hath ^.^ ewbow-woom; -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 out uWu at ^w^ windows nor uWu at x3 doows. ->_> Thewe >_> is UwU so :3 hot :3 a ^-^ summew uWu in x3 my ^w^ bosom -:33 That aww x3 my bowels :33 cwumbwe x3 up to dust. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a UwU scwibbwed >_< fowm drawn with :3 a OwO pen ->_> Upon :3 a pawchment, ÚwÚ and OwO against ÚwÚ this fire -Do UwU I >w< shwink :33 up. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. Poison'd-iww-fawe! ^.^ Dead, >_< fowsook, ;;w;; cast :33 off; -xDD And >_< nyonye of xDD you xDD wiww bid x3 the winter come -;;w;; To thwust :33 his >_< icy x3 fingews uWu in x3 my xDD maw, -x3 Nyow wet x3 my kingdom's rivers OwO take uWu theiw course -^.^ Thwough x3 my burn'd x3 bosom, nor entweat x3 the ^.^ nyowth -;;w;; To >_< make :33 his bleak >_< winds :3 kiss x3 my pawched lips -xDD And uWu comfowt ;;w;; me with cowd. UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ ask xDD you >_> much; -UwU I ÚwÚ beg UwU cowd uWu comfowt; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe UwU so stwait -xDD And UwU so UwU ingwatefuw xDD you UwU deny ;;w;; me x3 that. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. x3 O :3 that there :3 wewe x3 some viwtue uWu in x3 my ^-^ teaws, -:33 That ^w^ might xDD wewieve you! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. uWu The ^-^ sawt uWu in them >_> is xDD hot. -OwO Within ;;w;; me >_> is :3 a heww; ÚwÚ and there x3 the x3 poison -Is >_< as :3 a >_< fiend >_< confin'd to tywannyize -On UwU unwepwievabwe condemnyed blood. - -Entew x3 the BASTARD - -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am x3 scawded with x3 my :3 viowent >_> motion -xDD And UwU spween of ^w^ speed to >_> see x3 youw Majesty! -;;w;; KING OwO JOHN. x3 O OwO cousin, xDD thou awt come to uWu set >_< minye OwO eye! -uWu The x3 tackwe of x3 my >_< heawt >_> is >_< cwack'd ÚwÚ and buwnt, -xDD And aww x3 the shwouds xDD whewewith x3 my >w< wife >_> shouwd saiw -^w^ Awe turned to one ^w^ thwead, one xDD wittwe ^-^ haiw; -OwO My >_< heawt hath one poor stwing to xDD stay >w< it UwU by, ->_< Which ÚwÚ howds >_> but >w< tiww >w< thy nyews be :3 uttewed; -xDD And xDD then aww ÚwÚ this xDD thou seest >_> is >_> but :3 a >w< cwod -xDD And moduwe of confounded x3 woyawty. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. uWu The uWu Dauphin >_> is preparing hitherward, -Whewe ^w^ God >w< He xDD knyows >w< how ^.^ we UwU shaww answew him; -For uWu in :3 a >w< nyight x3 the best ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my pow'r, -;;w;; As UwU I ;;w;; upon ^w^ advantage uWu did ÚwÚ wemuv, -^.^ Wewe uWu in x3 the uWu Washes aww unwawiwy -UwU Devouwed ^.^ by x3 the unexpected :33 fwood. ;;w;; [The ;;w;; KING uWu dies] -SAWISBUWY. >_> You ;;w;; bweathe these >_< dead nyews uWu in >_< as >_< dead >w< an :3 eaw. -OwO My wiege! x3 my ^.^ wowd! OwO But nyow :3 a :3 king-nyow OwO thus. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. Even UwU so ^w^ must UwU I >w< wun ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and even UwU so ^-^ stop. ->_> What surety of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> what hope, >_> what ;;w;; stay, -x3 When ÚwÚ this UwU was nyow :3 a OwO king, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is clay? -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Awt xDD thou >_> gonye so? UwU I UwU do >_> but xDD stay x3 behind -;;w;; To UwU do x3 the ^.^ office fow uWu thee of UwU wevenge, -xDD And xDD then x3 my :3 souw UwU shaww wait on uWu thee to ^.^ heaven, -;;w;; As >w< it on ^.^ eawth hath :33 been >w< thy xDD sewvant xDD stiww. ->_> Nyow, now, xDD you stars :3 that move uWu in x3 youw >w< wight sphewes, -Whewe be x3 youw pow'ws? uWu Show nyow x3 youw mended UwU faiths, -xDD And instantly ^-^ wetuwn with ;;w;; me again -;;w;; To :3 push >w< destwuction ÚwÚ and pewpetuaw ^-^ shame -UwU Out of x3 the xDD weak doow of UwU ouw xDD fainting xDD wand. -UwU Stwaight wet >_> us seek, ow ^w^ stwaight ^.^ we UwU shaww be ÚwÚ sought; -uWu The uWu Dauphin rages uWu at UwU ouw xDD vewy xDD heews. -SAWISBUWY. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, >w< then, UwU so much >_< as >_< we: -uWu The Cardinal >w< Panduwph >_> is within uWu at ^-^ west, -Who half >w< an >_> houw xDD since ^-^ came from x3 the ÚwÚ Dauphin, -xDD And >_< bwings from ^.^ him xDD such x3 offews of UwU ouw uWu peace -;;w;; As ^.^ we with honour ÚwÚ and wespect OwO may take, -With OwO puwpose presently to OwO weave ÚwÚ this waw. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >w< He xDD wiww x3 the rather UwU do >w< it when ^.^ he sees -Ourselves weww sinewed to UwU ouw OwO defence. -SAWISBUWY. Nyay, UwU 'tis uWu in :3 a ^w^ mannyew donye already; -For UwU many xDD cawwiages ^.^ he hath x3 dispatch'd -;;w;; To x3 the ^w^ sea-side, ÚwÚ and put :33 his cause ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew -;;w;; To x3 the OwO disposing of x3 the Cardinal; -With ÚwÚ whom yourself, myself, ÚwÚ and othew wowds, -;;w;; If xDD you think ^w^ meet, ÚwÚ this >_< aftewnyoon xDD wiww x3 post -;;w;; To :33 consummate ÚwÚ this business >_< happiwy. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Let >w< it be :3 so. xDD And UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< Pwince, -With othew pwinces :3 that OwO may best be xDD spaw'd, -Shall wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw father's ^-^ funyewaw. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. At ÚwÚ Wowcestew ^w^ must :33 his >w< body be interr'd; -For UwU so ^.^ he >_> wiww'd :3 it. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. Thither UwU shaww :33 it, :33 then; -xDD And happily OwO may x3 youw x3 sweet self put on -uWu The :3 winyeaw >w< state ÚwÚ and :3 gwowy of x3 the wand! -;;w;; To :33 whom, with aww submission, on x3 my knyee -UwU I UwU do ^-^ bequeath x3 my faithfuw >_< sewvices -xDD And true ÚwÚ subjection :3 evewwastingwy. -SAWISBUWY. xDD And x3 the ^.^ wike xDD tendew of UwU ouw wuv ^.^ we ;;w;; make, -;;w;; To xDD west ^-^ without :3 a ^w^ spot fow >w< evewmowe. -PWINCE xDD HENWY. UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu kind :3 souw :3 that ^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD you thanks, -xDD And xDD knyows nyot >w< how to UwU do >w< it >_> but with >w< teaws. -ÚwÚ BASTAWD. >_< O, wet >_> us x3 pay x3 the time >_> but needful woe, -Since >w< it hath :33 been >_< befowehand with UwU ouw gwiefs. -This England >_< nyevew ^-^ did, nor >_< nyevew UwU shaww, -Lie uWu at x3 the OwO pwoud :33 foot of :3 a x3 conquewow, -OwO But when >w< it xDD fiwst uWu did OwO hewp to ;;w;; wound itself. -Now these her pwinces OwO awe come ^.^ home OwO again, -:3 Come x3 the >w< thwee ^-^ cownyews of x3 the wowwd uWu in awms, -xDD And ^.^ we UwU shaww x3 shock OwO them. x3 Nyought UwU shaww >_< make >_> us uWu wue, -;;w;; If England to itsewf UwU do xDD west >_> but true. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - - -^-^ 1599 - - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF JUWIUS xDD CAESAW - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -JUWIUS ^.^ CAESAW, Roman uWu statesman ÚwÚ and general -:3 OCTAVIUS, ^w^ Twiumviw ÚwÚ aftew Caesar's UwU death, UwU watew ^.^ Augustus ÚwÚ Caesaw, -xDD fiwst empewow of ÚwÚ Wome -MARK >_> ANTONY, general ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend of ÚwÚ Caesaw, :3 a ^w^ Twiumviw ÚwÚ aftew :33 his :33 death -;;w;; WEPIDUS, thiwd member of x3 the UwU Twiumviwate ->_> MAWCUS ;;w;; BWUTUS, weadew of x3 the conspiracy OwO against Caesaw -CASSIUS, ^w^ instigatow of x3 the conspiracy -OwO CASCA, conspirator OwO against Caesaw -^.^ TWEBONyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " ->_> CAIUS LIGARIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -DECIUS ;;w;; BWUTUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -METEWWUS CIMBER, :33 " :33 " :33 " -OwO CINNyA, :33 " :33 " :33 " -:33 CAWPUWNyIA, >w< wife of Caesaw -PORTIA, >w< wife of Brutus -ÚwÚ CICEWO, senyatow -POPILIUS, :33 " -;;w;; POPIWIUS OwO WENyA, :33 " -;;w;; FWAVIUS, twibunye -xDD MAWUWWUS, twibunye -;;w;; CATO, xDD suppowtow of Brutus -x3 WUCIWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -TITINIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " ->_> MESSAWA, :33 " :33 " :33 " ->w< VOWUMNyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -ARTEMIDORUS, :3 a ÚwÚ teachew of >_> whetowic -OwO CINNyA, :3 a ;;w;; poet -uWu VAWWO, xDD sewvant to Brutus -^w^ CWITUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -:33 CWAUDIO, :33 " :33 " :33 " -STWATO, :33 " :33 " :33 " -LUCIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -DAWDANyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -PINDAWUS, xDD sewvant to >w< Cassius -uWu The >_< Ghost of Caesaw -^-^ A :3 Soothsayew -^-^ A :3 Poet ->_< Senyatows, uWu Citizens, Soldiers, x3 Commonyews, Messengews, ÚwÚ and Servants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: ^w^ Wome, x3 the x3 conspiwatows' ÚwÚ camp nyeaw >w< Sawdis, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU pwains of Phiwippi. - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew :33 Fwavius, xDD Mawuwwus, ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain Commoners. - -FWAVIUS. Hence, ^.^ home, xDD you idle :33 cweatuwes, get xDD you >_> home. -Is ÚwÚ this :3 a howiday? What, ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> nyot, -uWu Being :33 mechanyicaw, xDD you ought nyot UwU wawk ->_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wabowing day ^-^ without x3 the xDD sign -Of x3 youw UwU pwofession? ÚwÚ Speak, >_> what OwO twade awt thou? -uWu FIWST OwO COMMONyEW. Why, ^w^ siw, :3 a carpenter. -MARULLUS. Whewe >_> is >w< thy >_> weathew OwO apwon ÚwÚ and >w< thy rule? ->_> What dost xDD thou with >w< thy best apparel ^-^ on? ->_< You, ^w^ siw, >_> what OwO twade OwO awe you? -^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, uWu in wespect of :3 a OwO finye x3 wowkman, UwU I ^w^ am -but, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd say, :3 a cobbler. -MARULLUS. OwO But >_> what OwO twade awt thou? Answer ;;w;; me directly. -^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ A twade, ^w^ siw, :3 that, UwU I hope, UwU I OwO may use with :3 a >_< safe -OwO conscience, which >_> is :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, :3 a uWu mendew of :33 bad xDD sowes. -MARULLUS. >_> What twade, xDD thou >_< knyave? ^.^ Thou naughty ^-^ knyave, >_> what trade? -^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. Nyay, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, be nyot x3 out with OwO me; ^w^ yet, ->_> if xDD you be ^.^ out, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ can mend OwO you. -MARULLUS. >_> What x3 mean'st xDD thou ^.^ by ^-^ that? Mend uWu me, xDD thou ^w^ saucy xDD fewwow! -^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. Why, ^w^ siw, xDD cobbwe OwO you. -FWAVIUS. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a UwU cobbwew, awt thou? -^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU Siw, aww :3 that UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ by >_> is with x3 the aww; UwU I -UwU meddwe with nyo twadesman's mattews, nor x3 women's mattews, >_> but with -awl. UwU I ^w^ am :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, :3 a >_> suwgeon to ;;w;; owd >_> shoes; when ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in -great uWu dangew, UwU I OwO wecuvw OwO them. ;;w;; As OwO pwopew ;;w;; men >_< as OwO evew twod ;;w;; upon -nyeat's >_> weathew uWu have >_> gonye ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< handiwowk. -FWAVIUS. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe awt nyot uWu in >w< thy >_> shop today? -Why dost xDD thou lead these ;;w;; men about x3 the ÚwÚ stweets? -^w^ SECOND OwO COMMONyEW. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, to ^-^ weaw x3 out uWu theiw xDD shoes to get mysewf -x3 into ^.^ mowe >w< wowk. OwO But :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we >_< make x3 howiday to >_> see Caesaw -ÚwÚ and to rejoice uWu in :33 his twiumph. -MARULLUS. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> wejoice? >_> What conquest >_< bwings ^.^ he ^w^ home? ->_> What :3 twibutawies ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him to ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; To xDD gwace uWu in >w< captive xDD bonds :33 his uWu chawiot wheews? ->_> You ;;w;; bwocks, xDD you ^w^ stonyes, xDD you xDD wowse than senseless things! -x3 O xDD you x3 hawd hearts, xDD you UwU cwuew ;;w;; men of ^w^ Wome, -^-^ Knyew xDD you nyot :3 Pompey? xDD Many :3 a time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft -:3 Have xDD you ^-^ cwimb'd x3 up to OwO wawws ÚwÚ and battwements, -;;w;; To towews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ windows, >w< yea, to x3 chimnyey :3 tops, -uWu Youw UwU infants uWu in x3 youw awms, ÚwÚ and there uWu have sat -uWu The :33 wivewong day with patient expectation -;;w;; To >_> see great ÚwÚ Pompey pass x3 the ^w^ stweets of xDD Wome. -xDD And when xDD you saw :33 his uWu chawiot >_> but ^.^ appeaw, -:3 Have xDD you nyot UwU made >w< an ^-^ unyivewsaw >_> shout -:33 That >_< Tibew x3 twembwed undewnyeath her uWu banks -;;w;; To hear x3 the replication of x3 youw sounds -Made uWu in her ;;w;; concave ^w^ showes? -xDD And UwU do xDD you nyow put on x3 youw best >w< attiwe? -xDD And UwU do xDD you nyow ÚwÚ cuww x3 out :3 a howiday? -xDD And UwU do xDD you nyow strew fwowews uWu in :33 his uWu way -:33 That x3 comes uWu in twiumph uvw >_> Pompey's >_< bwood? -^w^ Be ÚwÚ gonye! -OwO Wun to x3 youw ^-^ houses, faww ;;w;; upon x3 youw uWu knyees, ->_> Pway to x3 the gods to intermit x3 the pwague -:33 That >_< nyeeds ^w^ must >w< wight on ÚwÚ this ingratitude. -FWAVIUS. ^w^ Go, x3 go, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ countwymen, x3 and, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ fauwt, ->_< Assembwe aww x3 the poor ;;w;; men of x3 youw sort, -Draw them to >_< Tibew ^w^ banks, ÚwÚ and xDD weep x3 youw tears -^.^ Into x3 the channyew, >w< tiww x3 the ;;w;; wowest stweam -Do :3 kiss x3 the UwU most >_< exawted uWu showes of all. -Exeunt aww Commoners. -xDD See >w< whethew uWu theiw ^w^ basest >_< metaw be nyot OwO muvd; -^-^ They :3 vanyish tongue-tied uWu in uWu theiw :3 guiwtinyess. -Go xDD you down :3 that uWu way uWu towawds x3 the Capitow; -This uWu way xDD wiww ^.^ I. Diswobe x3 the UwU images -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do find them deck'd with ^-^ cewemonyies. -MARULLUS. ^-^ May ^.^ we UwU do so? ->_> You ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is x3 the >_> feast of ^w^ Wupewcaw. -FWAVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is nyo mattew; wet nyo UwU images -^w^ Be UwU hung with Caesar's twophies. I'll about -xDD And UwU dwive OwO away x3 the uWu vuwgaw from x3 the streets; -^w^ So UwU do xDD you :3 too, :3 whewe xDD you >_> pewceive them :3 thick. -;;w;; These >_< gwowing feathers ^w^ pwuck'd from Caesar's OwO wing -Will >_< make ^.^ him fwy >w< an ordinary uWu pitch, -Who >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU soaw :33 abuv x3 the x3 view of ;;w;; men -xDD And >_< keep >_> us aww uWu in ;;w;; sewviwe fearfulness. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A public ;;w;; pwace. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew OwO Caesaw; ;;w;; Antony, fow x3 the UwU couwse; Cawpuwnyia, :33 Powtia, -^-^ Decius, ^.^ Cicewo, >_> Bwutus, OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and uWu Casca; :3 a great ^-^ cwowd fowwows, -^-^ among them :3 a Soothsayer. - -:3 CAESAW. Calpurnia! -CASCA. uWu Peace, ho! Caesaw speaks. -Music ^w^ ceases. -:3 CAESAW. Calpurnia! -CALPURNIA. Here, x3 my OwO wowd. -:3 CAESAW. ;;w;; Stand xDD you xDD diwectwy uWu in ÚwÚ Antonyio's :3 way, -x3 When ^.^ he xDD doth >w< wun :33 his course. Antonio! -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Caesaw, x3 my xDD wowd? -:3 CAESAW. :3 Fowget nyot uWu in x3 youw speed, Antonio, -;;w;; To :33 touch Cawpuwnyia, fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ ewdews >_> say -uWu The ^.^ bawwen, >_> touched uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< howy uWu chase, -:33 Shake x3 off uWu theiw sterile cuwse. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ wemembew. -x3 When Caesaw ;;w;; says >w< "Do uWu this," >w< it >_> is perform'd. -:3 CAESAW. Set ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and OwO weave nyo ceremony OwO out. >w< Fwouwish. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. :3 Caesaw! -:3 CAESAW. uWu Ha! Who cawws? -CASCA. x3 Bid every noise be xDD stiww. :3 Peace yet x3 again! -:3 CAESAW. Who >_> is >w< it uWu in x3 the x3 pwess :3 that ;;w;; cawws on me? -UwU I hear :3 a ;;w;; tongue, shwiwwew than aww x3 the ^.^ music, -Cwy ÚwÚ "Caesaw." ÚwÚ Speak, Caesaw >_> is >_> tuwn'd to heaw. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; Bewawe x3 the ides of ^-^ Mawch. -:3 CAESAW. >_> What x3 man >_> is ^-^ that? -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ A xDD soothsayew xDD you UwU bewawe x3 the ides of ^-^ Mawch. -:3 CAESAW. Set ^.^ him >w< befowe ;;w;; me wet ;;w;; me >_> see :33 his ;;w;; face. -CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Fewwow, come from x3 the ÚwÚ thwong; wook ;;w;; upon Caesaw. -:3 CAESAW. >_> What say'st xDD thou to ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? ^w^ Speak >_> once ;;w;; again. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. ;;w;; Bewawe x3 the ides of ^-^ Mawch. -:3 CAESAW. >w< He >_> is :3 a >_< dweamew; wet >_> us OwO weave ^.^ him. Pass. -Sennet. Exeunt aww >_> but Brutus ÚwÚ and UwU Cassius. -CASSIUS. Will xDD you OwO go >_> see x3 the order of x3 the uWu couwse? -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. -CASSIUS. UwU I pray UwU you, xDD do. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ gamesome; UwU I UwU do ^.^ wack x3 some ÚwÚ pawt -Of :3 that ^w^ quick ^w^ spiwit :3 that >_> is uWu in Antony. -Let ;;w;; me nyot hinder, OwO Cassius, x3 youw desires; -I'll OwO weave OwO you. -CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, UwU I UwU do uWu obsewve xDD you nyow of late; -UwU I uWu have nyot from x3 youw eyes :3 that ^-^ gentwenyess -xDD And x3 show of wuv >_< as UwU I UwU was UwU wont to uWu have; ->_> You UwU beaw ^w^ too ^-^ stubbown ÚwÚ and ^w^ too ;;w;; stwange :3 a uWu hand -Over x3 youw :33 fwiend :3 that loves OwO you. -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Cassius, -^w^ Be nyot UwU deceived; >_> if UwU I uWu have veil'd x3 my look, -UwU I turn x3 the >_> twoubwe of x3 my >_< countenyance -x3 Mewewy ;;w;; upon :3 mysewf. ÚwÚ Vexed UwU I ^w^ am -Of wate with passions of x3 some ÚwÚ diffewence, -x3 Conceptions >w< onwy OwO pwopew to myself, ->_< Which UwU give x3 some UwU soiw ^-^ pewhaps to x3 my behaviors; -OwO But wet nyot >_< thewefowe x3 my ÚwÚ good ^w^ fwiends be grieved- ->_> Among which number, OwO Cassius, be xDD you UwU onye- -x3 Nyow construe xDD any further x3 my >_> nyegwect -Than :3 that poor Brutus with >_< himsewf uWu at >w< waw -Forgets x3 the >_< shows of wuv to othew ^.^ men. -CASSIUS. Then, >_> Bwutus, UwU I uWu have much >_> mistook x3 youw ^-^ passion, -^-^ By means xDD wheweof ÚwÚ this breast of >_< minye hath buried -Thoughts of great >w< vawue, ÚwÚ wowthy cogitations. -Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ good >_> Bwutus, ^.^ can xDD you >_> see x3 youw ^.^ face? -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, OwO Cassius, fow x3 the ^w^ eye sees nyot itsewf -OwO But ^.^ by ^-^ wefwection, ^.^ by x3 some othew xDD things. -CASSIUS. 'Tis >_< just, -xDD And >w< it >_> is xDD vewy much ÚwÚ wamented, >_> Bwutus, -:33 That xDD you uWu have nyo xDD such :3 miwwows >_< as xDD wiww turn -uWu Youw ^-^ hidden wowthinyess x3 into x3 youw ^w^ eye -:33 That xDD you ^w^ might >_> see x3 youw ^.^ shadow. UwU I uWu have heard -Whewe UwU many of x3 the best wespect uWu in ^w^ Wome, -UwU Except :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ Caesaw, speaking of Brutus -xDD And ;;w;; gwoanying undewnyeath ÚwÚ this age's uWu yoke, -:3 Have >w< wish'd :3 that x3 nyobwe Brutus xDD had :33 his :3 eyes. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Into >_> what >_> dangews ^.^ wouwd xDD you lead uWu me, OwO Cassius, -:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me >_> seek x3 into mysewf -For :3 that which >_> is nyot uWu in me? -CASSIUS. >_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good >_> Bwutus, be ^w^ pwepawed to heaw, -xDD And xDD since xDD you ^.^ knyow xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> see >_> youwsewf -^w^ So weww >_< as ^.^ by ^-^ wefwection, UwU I x3 youw gwass -Will modestwy OwO discuvw to >_> youwsewf -:33 That of >_> youwsewf which xDD you yet ^.^ knyow nyot uWu of. -xDD And be nyot jealous on uWu me, ^-^ gentwe Brutus; -^.^ Wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ common laugher, ow uWu did use -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stawe with ordinary >w< oaths x3 my wuv -;;w;; To every x3 nyew OwO pwotestew, >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow -:33 That UwU I UwU do ^-^ fawn on ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and hug them x3 hawd -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew OwO scandaw ÚwÚ them, ow >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow -:33 That UwU I pwofess mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ banqueting -;;w;; To aww x3 the >_> wout, xDD then howd ;;w;; me :33 dangewous. -Flourish ÚwÚ and ^-^ shout. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What means ÚwÚ this UwU shouting? UwU I UwU do feaw x3 the OwO peopwe -Choose Caesaw fow uWu theiw king. -CASSIUS. Ay, UwU do xDD you feaw :33 it? -UwU Then ^w^ must UwU I think xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, OwO Cassius, yet UwU I wuv ^.^ him well. -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe UwU do xDD you howd ;;w;; me OwO hewe UwU so long? ->_> What >_> is >w< it :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO impawt to me? -;;w;; If >w< it be ^.^ aught toward x3 the general UwU good, -Set honyow uWu in one ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and :33 death :33 i' x3 the othew -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww wook on both uWu indiffewentwy. -For wet x3 the gods UwU so ^w^ speed ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I wuv -uWu The xDD nyame of honyow ^.^ mowe than UwU I feaw death. -CASSIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that viwtue to be uWu in UwU you, >_> Bwutus, -;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 outwawd favow. -xDD Weww, honyow >_> is x3 the x3 subject of x3 my ;;w;; stowy. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what xDD you ÚwÚ and othew ;;w;; men -^w^ Think of ÚwÚ this :3 wife, but, fow x3 my :3 singwe ;;w;; sewf, -UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief nyot be >_< as ^w^ wive to be -^w^ In OwO awe of xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as UwU I :3 mysewf. -UwU I UwU was bown fwee >_< as ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU so :3 wewe uWu you; -We both uWu have ÚwÚ fed >_< as weww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ can both -Endure x3 the winter's UwU cowd >_< as weww >_< as he. -For ^w^ once, ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< waw ÚwÚ and xDD gusty ^-^ day, -uWu The troubled >_< Tibew chafing with her ^-^ showes, -Caesaw uWu said to uWu me, "Darest UwU thou, OwO Cassius, nyow -UwU Weap uWu in with ;;w;; me x3 into ÚwÚ this angry flood -xDD And x3 swim to yonder >_< point?" >_> Upon x3 the word, -Accoutred >_< as UwU I UwU was, UwU I :33 pwunged uWu in -xDD And ;;w;; bade ^.^ him x3 fowwow. ^w^ So ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he ^.^ did. -uWu The torrent roar'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu did buffet >w< it -With ÚwÚ wusty ÚwÚ sinyews, thwowing >w< it :3 aside -xDD And >w< stemming >w< it with heawts of controversy. -OwO But ere ^.^ we couwd UwU awwive x3 the :33 point pwoposed, -Caesaw cwied, UwU "Hewp uWu me, OwO Cassius, ow UwU I ^.^ sink! -I, >_< as ÚwÚ Aenyeas UwU ouw great x3 ancestow -Did from x3 the flames of Twoy ;;w;; upon :33 his shoulder -uWu The ;;w;; owd Anchises >_> beaw, UwU so from x3 the ;;w;; waves of >_< Tibew -Did UwU I x3 the ^w^ tiwed Caesaw. xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 man -Is nyow :33 become :3 a ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius >_> is -^-^ A wwetched creature ÚwÚ and ^w^ must >w< bend :33 his >w< body -;;w;; If Caesaw cawewesswy >_> but nod on ^.^ him. ->w< He xDD had :3 a x3 fevew when ^.^ he UwU was uWu in UwU Spain, -xDD And when x3 the ;;w;; fit UwU was on ^.^ him UwU I uWu did mark -How ^.^ he uWu did ^w^ shake. 'Tis ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ this god uWu did xDD shake; -ÚwÚ His x3 cowawd lips uWu did from uWu theiw color fly, -xDD And :3 that same ^w^ eye x3 whose >w< bend xDD doth OwO awe x3 the wowwd -Did wose :33 his luster. UwU I uWu did hear ^.^ him gwoan. -Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> tongue of :33 his :3 that ;;w;; bade x3 the Romans ->_> Mawk ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< wwite :33 his uWu speeches uWu in uWu theiw books, -ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it cwied, "Give ;;w;; me x3 some dwink, Titinyius," -;;w;; As :3 a >w< sick ^w^ giww. ^-^ Ye ^-^ gods! ^.^ It xDD doth amaze ;;w;; me -^-^ A x3 man of xDD such :3 a feebwe xDD tempew >_> shouwd -^w^ So get x3 the start of x3 the :3 majestic wowwd -xDD And UwU beaw x3 the ^.^ pawm >_< awonye. Shout. >w< Fwouwish. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Anyothew general shout! -UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :3 that these x3 appwauses OwO awe -For x3 some x3 nyew honyows :3 that OwO awe ^w^ heap'd on Caesaw. -CASSIUS. Why, ^w^ man, ^.^ he xDD doth :3 bestwide x3 the nyawwow wowwd -Wike :3 a Colossus, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we petty ;;w;; men ->_< Wawk :33 undew :33 his >_> huge UwU wegs ÚwÚ and xDD peep about -;;w;; To find ouwsewves >w< dishonyowabwe UwU gwaves. -OwO Men uWu at x3 some time OwO awe >w< mastews of uWu theiw ^-^ fates: -uWu The ^w^ fauwt, uWu deaw >_> Bwutus, >_> is nyot uWu in UwU ouw ÚwÚ staws, -OwO But uWu in ouwsewves :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe :33 undewwings. -Brutus ÚwÚ and Caesar: >_> what >_> shouwd be uWu in :3 that "Caesar"? -Why >_> shouwd :3 that xDD nyame be ÚwÚ sounded ^.^ mowe than x3 youws? -:3 Wwite them together, >_> youws >_> is >_< as >w< faiw :3 a UwU nyame; -Sound ÚwÚ them, >w< it xDD doth :33 become x3 the xDD mouth >_< as well; -OwO Weigh ÚwÚ them, >w< it >_> is >_< as ;;w;; heavy; x3 conjuwe with 'em, -"Brutus" xDD wiww start :3 a ^w^ spiwit >_< as >w< soon >_< as ÚwÚ "Caesaw." ->_> Nyow, uWu in x3 the nyames of aww x3 the gods uWu at ^w^ once, ->_> Upon >_> what :3 meat xDD doth ÚwÚ this UwU ouw Caesaw >w< feed -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is grown UwU so gweat? xDD Age, xDD thou awt uWu shamed! -^w^ Wome, xDD thou x3 hast wost x3 the breed of x3 nyobwe xDD bwoods! -x3 When OwO went there ^.^ by >w< an age xDD since x3 the great flood -OwO But >w< it UwU was >_< famed with ^.^ mowe than with one man? -x3 When couwd ;;w;; they >_> say >w< tiww nyow :3 that ^w^ tawk'd of ÚwÚ Wome -:33 That her uWu wide OwO wawws ^w^ encompass'd >_> but one man? -Now >_> is >w< it ÚwÚ Wome :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and >_> woom UwU enyough, -x3 When there >_> is uWu in >w< it >_> but one >w< onwy man. ->_< O, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard UwU ouw uWu fathews >_> say ->_> Thewe UwU was :3 a Brutus >_> once :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have brook'd -uWu The xDD etewnyaw ^.^ deviw to >_< keep :33 his >w< state uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; As easily >_< as :3 a king. -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 That xDD you UwU do wuv uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyothing jeawous; ->_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^.^ wowk ;;w;; me ^.^ to, UwU I uWu have x3 some ÚwÚ aim. -How UwU I uWu have xDD thought of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and of these xDD times, -UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ wecount ^w^ heweaftew; fow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, UwU so with wuv UwU I ^w^ might entweat UwU you, -^w^ Be xDD any further :33 muvd. >_> What xDD you uWu have uWu said -UwU I xDD wiww >_> considew; >_> what xDD you uWu have to >_> say -UwU I xDD wiww with uWu patience heaw, ÚwÚ and find :3 a time -UwU Both :3 meet to hear ÚwÚ and answew xDD such xDD high xDD things. -Tiww >w< then, x3 my x3 nyobwe fwiend, chew ;;w;; upon :33 this: -Brutus xDD had rather be :3 a viwwagew -Than to ^-^ wepute >_< himsewf :3 a >_< son of ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; Undew these x3 hawd :33 conditions >_< as ÚwÚ this time -Is ^.^ wike to uWu way ;;w;; upon >_> us. -CASSIUS. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad :3 that x3 my xDD weak wowds -:3 Have >w< stwuck >_> but OwO thus much x3 show of fire from Brutus. - -^.^ We-entew Caesaw ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 Twain. - -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The ^-^ games OwO awe :33 donye, ÚwÚ and Caesaw >_> is ^w^ wetuwnying. -CASSIUS. ;;w;; As ;;w;; they pass UwU by, pluck >_< Casca ^.^ by x3 the :33 sweeve, -xDD And ^.^ he :33 wiww, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his :3 souw fashion, tell xDD you ->_> What hath >_< pwoceeded ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ nyote >w< today. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. But, wook UwU you, OwO Cassius, -uWu The angry ^w^ spot xDD doth glow on Caesar's >_> bwow, -xDD And aww x3 the xDD west wook ^.^ wike :3 a :33 chidden UwU twain: -Calpurnia's >_< cheek >_> is pawe, ÚwÚ and Cicero -Looks with xDD such fewwet ÚwÚ and xDD such fiery eyes -;;w;; As ^.^ we uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Capitol, -uWu Being cwoss'd uWu in conference ^.^ by x3 some ;;w;; senyatows. -CASSIUS. >_< Casca xDD wiww tell >_> us >_> what x3 the ;;w;; mattew >w< is. -:3 CAESAW. Antonio! -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Caesaw? -:3 CAESAW. Let ;;w;; me uWu have ;;w;; men about ;;w;; me :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ fat, -UwU Sweek-headed men, ÚwÚ and xDD such >_< as :33 sweep ^.^ o' uWu nyights: -uWu Yond >w< Cassius >_> has :3 a lean ÚwÚ and hungwy wook; ->w< He ^w^ thinks ^w^ too >_> much; xDD such ;;w;; men OwO awe :33 dangewous. -xDD ANTONY. Fear ^.^ him >_> nyot, OwO Caesaw; uWu he's nyot dangerous; ->w< He >_> is :3 a x3 nyobwe Roman ÚwÚ and weww ;;w;; given. -:3 CAESAW. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe fattew! OwO But UwU I feaw ^.^ him >_> nyot, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> if x3 my xDD nyame :3 wewe UwU wiabwe to ;;w;; feaw, -UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 man UwU I >_> shouwd avoid -^w^ So >w< soon >_< as :3 that ^-^ spawe UwU Cassius. >w< He weads ÚwÚ much, ->w< He >_> is :3 a great :3 obsewvew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 wooks ->_< Quite ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< deeds of ^.^ men. >w< He loves nyo pways, -;;w;; As xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, uWu Antony; ^.^ he x3 heaws nyo >_> music; -Sewdom ^.^ he >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes uWu in xDD such :3 a ;;w;; sowt -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he mock'd >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and >_< scown'd :33 his ^w^ spiwit -:33 That couwd be ^-^ muvd to ;;w;; smiwe uWu at x3 anything. ->w< Such ;;w;; men >_< as ^.^ he be >_< nyevew uWu at heart's ^w^ ease -Whiwes ;;w;; they behowd :3 a :33 gweatew than ^.^ themsewves, -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD vewy :33 dangewous. -UwU I rather tell uWu thee >_> what >_> is to be feaw'd -Than >_> what UwU I ;;w;; feaw, fow awways UwU I ^w^ am Caesaw. -:3 Come on x3 my >w< wight uWu hand, fow ÚwÚ this ear >_> is deaf, -xDD And tell ;;w;; me :33 twuwy >_> what xDD thou think'st of ^.^ him. -Sennet. Exeunt Caesaw ÚwÚ and aww :33 his Twain >_> but Casca. -CASCA. >_> You pull'd ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; cwoak; ^.^ wouwd xDD you speak with me? -^w^ BWUTUS. Ay, >w< Casca, tell >_> us >_> what hath >w< chanced today -:33 That Caesaw :33 wooks UwU so OwO sad. -CASCA. Why, xDD you :3 wewe with :3 him, :3 wewe xDD you ^w^ nyot? -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I >_> shouwd nyot xDD then ^w^ ask >_< Casca >_> what xDD had chanced. -CASCA. Why, there UwU was :3 a >_< cwown :33 offewed :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being :33 offewed :3 him, -^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by with x3 the back of :33 his uWu hand, thus, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the -OwO peopwe UwU feww :3 ashouting. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What UwU was x3 the second noise for? -CASCA. Why, fow :3 that UwU too. -CASSIUS. ^-^ They ÚwÚ shouted x3 thwice. >_> What UwU was x3 the >w< wast cwy for? -CASCA. Why, fow :3 that UwU too. -^w^ BWUTUS. Was x3 the >_< cwown :33 offewed ^.^ him thrice? -CASCA. Ay, marry, OwO wast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by ÚwÚ thwice, every time gentler -than ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and uWu at every ^.^ putting ^.^ by >_< minye xDD honyest neighbors -shouted. -CASSIUS. Who :33 offewed ^.^ him x3 the crown? -CASCA. Why, Antony. -^w^ BWUTUS. Teww >_> us x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 it, ^-^ gentwe Casca. -CASCA. UwU I ^.^ can >_< as weww be :33 hang'd >_< as tell x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :3 it. ^.^ It UwU was -mere >_> foowewy; UwU I uWu did nyot mark :3 it. UwU I saw >_> Mawk OwO Antony offer ^.^ him :3 a ->_< cwown (yet uWu 'twas nyot :3 a >_< cwown nyeithew, uWu 'twas one of these -cowonyets) x3 and, >_< as UwU I told UwU you, ^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by OwO once. OwO But fow aww -:3 that, to x3 my uWu thinking, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have xDD had :3 it. UwU Then ^.^ he :33 offewed ->w< it to ^.^ him again; xDD then ^.^ he put >w< it ^.^ by ;;w;; again. But, to x3 my uWu thinking, ^.^ he -UwU was xDD vewy loath to uWu way :33 his x3 fingews x3 off :3 it. xDD And xDD then ^.^ he :33 offewed >w< it -x3 the thiwd time; ^.^ he put >w< it x3 the thiwd time ;;w;; by; ÚwÚ and still >_< as ^.^ he ->w< wefused :33 it, x3 the >_< wabbwement hooted ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwapped uWu theiw ^w^ chopped ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ and OwO thwew x3 up uWu theiw x3 sweaty >w< nyightcaps ÚwÚ and uttered xDD such :3 a deal of ->w< stinking UwU bweath uWu because Caesaw >w< wefused x3 the >_< cwown :3 that >w< it xDD had -almost ^.^ choked ÚwÚ Caesaw, fow ^.^ he swounded ÚwÚ and UwU feww down uWu at :3 it. xDD And -fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I x3 duwst nyot laugh fow feaw of >w< openying x3 my lips -ÚwÚ and ^w^ weceiving x3 the :33 bad air. -CASSIUS. But, OwO soft, UwU I pray UwU you, x3 what, uWu did :33 Caesaws wound? -CASCA. >w< He UwU feww down uWu in x3 the marketplace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ foamed uWu at xDD mouth ÚwÚ and UwU was -speechwess. -^w^ BWUTUS. 'Tis xDD vewy >_> wike. >w< He hath x3 the falling sicknyess. -CASSIUS. :3 Nyo, Caesaw hath >w< it >_> nyot, >_> but UwU you, ÚwÚ and I, -xDD And xDD honyest >w< Casca, ^.^ we uWu have x3 the falling sicknyess. -CASCA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by :3 that, >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe Caesaw UwU feww -down. ;;w;; If x3 the tagrag OwO peopwe uWu did nyot >_< cwap ^.^ him ÚwÚ and xDD hiss ^.^ him -accowding >_< as ^.^ he ^w^ pweased ÚwÚ and ^w^ dispweased ÚwÚ them, >_< as ;;w;; they use to UwU do -x3 the >_< pwayews uWu in x3 the >_> theatwe, UwU I ^w^ am nyo true man. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What uWu said ^.^ he when ^.^ he ^-^ came >w< unto :33 himsewf? -CASCA. OwO Mawwy, >w< befowe ^.^ he UwU feww ;;w;; down, when ^.^ he OwO pewceived x3 the ^w^ common -hewd UwU was uWu gwad ^.^ he >w< wefused x3 the :3 cwown, ^.^ he ^w^ pwucked ;;w;; me ^w^ ope :33 his ^w^ doubwet -ÚwÚ and :33 offewed them :33 his ^w^ thwoat to cut. ^-^ An xDD had :33 been :3 a x3 man of xDD any -occupation, >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 taken ^.^ him uWu at :3 a word, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I -^w^ might OwO go to heww ^-^ among x3 the >_< wogues. xDD And UwU so ^.^ he x3 feww. x3 When ^.^ he ^-^ came -to >_< himsewf OwO again, ^.^ he said, >_> if ^.^ he xDD had donye ow uWu said ;;w;; anything xDD amiss, -^.^ he ÚwÚ desiwed uWu theiw worships to think >w< it UwU was :33 his infiwmity. Thwee ow -fouw UwU wenches :3 whewe UwU I :33 stood cwied, "Alas, ÚwÚ good soul!" ÚwÚ and forgave -^.^ him with aww uWu theiw >w< heawts. OwO But there's nyo :3 heed to be :33 taken of -OwO them; >_> if Caesaw xDD had stabbed uWu theiw mothews, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have donye -nyo :3 wess. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And ÚwÚ aftew :3 that ^.^ he came, OwO thus :3 sad, ÚwÚ away? -CASCA. uWu Ay. -CASSIUS. Did Cicero >_> say >_> anything? -CASCA. Ay, ^.^ he ^-^ spoke Greek. -CASSIUS. ;;w;; To >_> what ^.^ effect? -CASCA. Nyay, >w< an UwU I tell xDD you :3 that, I'll ^w^ nye'ew wook xDD you :33 i' x3 the OwO face -again; >_> but UwU those :3 that ^-^ undewstood ^.^ him UwU smiwed uWu at one anyothew ÚwÚ and ->_> shook uWu theiw heads; >_> but fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, >w< it UwU was Gweek to x3 me. UwU I -couwd tell xDD you ^.^ mowe nyews ^w^ too: ÚwÚ Mawuwwus ÚwÚ and :33 Fwavius, fow pulling -^.^ scawfs x3 off Caesar's ;;w;; images, OwO awe put to x3 siwence. >w< Fawe xDD you well. ->_> Thewe UwU was ^.^ mowe foowewy ^w^ yet, >_> if couwd remember :3 it. -CASSIUS. Will xDD you UwU sup with ;;w;; me tonyight, :33 Casca? -CASCA. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am promised forth. -CASSIUS. Will xDD you ÚwÚ dinye with ;;w;; me tomowwow? -CASCA. Ay, >_> if UwU I be ^.^ awive, ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^-^ mind OwO howd, ÚwÚ and x3 youw dinner ^.^ wowth -x3 the uWu eating. -CASSIUS. OwO Good, UwU I xDD wiww >_< expect OwO you. -CASCA. Do >_> so, farewell, xDD both. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What :3 a >w< bwunt fewwow >_> is ÚwÚ this grown to OwO be! ->w< He UwU was ^w^ quick mettle when ^.^ he OwO went to school. -CASSIUS. ^w^ So >_> is ^.^ he nyow uWu in :33 execution -Of xDD any bold ow x3 nyobwe entewpwise, -UwU Howevew ^.^ he puts on ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tawdy fowm. -This wudenyess >_> is :3 a UwU sauce to :33 his ÚwÚ good ^w^ wit, ->_< Which ;;w;; gives ;;w;; men stomach to digest :33 his wowds -With xDD bettew ÚwÚ appetite. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And UwU so >w< it >w< is. For ÚwÚ this time UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave OwO you. -Tomowwow, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to speak with uWu me, -UwU I xDD wiww come ^.^ home to UwU you, or, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, -:3 Come ^.^ home to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww wait fow OwO you. -CASSIUS. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. Tiww >w< then, think of x3 the wowwd. -uWu Exit Brutus. -xDD Weww, >_> Bwutus, xDD thou awt noble; ^w^ yet, UwU I >_> see -x3 Thy ;;w;; honyowabwe mettle OwO may be ;;w;; wwought -Fwom :3 that >w< it >_> is disposed; >_< thewefowe >w< it >_> is :3 meet -:33 That x3 nyobwe minds >_< keep OwO evew with uWu theiw likes; -For who UwU so >w< fiwm :3 that ;;w;; cannyot be xDD seduced? -Caesaw xDD doth UwU beaw ;;w;; me hawd, >_> but ^.^ he loves Brutus. -;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe Brutus nyow ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO Cassius, ->w< He >_> shouwd nyot humor x3 me. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ this night, -^w^ In sevewaw ^.^ hands, uWu in uWu at :33 his ^w^ windows thwow, -;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; they ^-^ came from sevewaw uWu citizens, -Wwitings, aww tending to x3 the great opinyion -:33 That ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ howds of :33 his :33 nyame, wherein ^w^ obscuwewy -Caesar's ^-^ ambition UwU shaww be glanced at. -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this wet Caesaw uWu seat ^.^ him sure; -For ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; shake :3 him, ow xDD wowse OwO days enduwe. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A :33 stweet. Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. - -OwO Entew, from opposite :33 sides, >w< Casca, with :33 his xDD swowd x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and Cicero. - ->w< CICEWO. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, Casca. Bwought xDD you Caesaw ^w^ home? -Why OwO awe xDD you breathless, ÚwÚ and >w< why stare xDD you so? -CASCA. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you UwU muvd, when aww x3 the xDD sway of ^.^ eawth -OwO Shakes ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ thing unfirm? x3 O ^.^ Cicewo, -UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 tempests when x3 the scolding >_< winds -:3 Have >_< wived x3 the ^.^ knyotty uWu oaks, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 seen -uWu The :3 ambitious xDD ocean sweww ÚwÚ and xDD wage ÚwÚ and foam -;;w;; To be >_< exawted with x3 the ^.^ thweatenying >_> cwouds, -OwO But >_< nyevew >w< tiww tonyight, >_< nyevew >w< tiww now, -Did UwU I OwO go ^w^ thwough :3 a UwU tempest uWu dwopping >_> fiwe. -^-^ Eithew there >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ civiw uWu stwife uWu in ^.^ heaven, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the wowwd ^w^ too ^w^ saucy with x3 the gods -Incenses them to >_> send ^.^ destwuction. ->w< CICEWO. Why, saw xDD you ;;w;; anything ^.^ mowe >_> wondewfuw? -CASCA. ^-^ A ^w^ common slave- xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ him weww ^.^ by sight- -Hewd x3 up :33 his left uWu hand, which uWu did fwame ÚwÚ and buwn -Wike ÚwÚ twenty torches join'd, ÚwÚ and yet :33 his uWu hand -ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ sensibwe of fire >w< wemain'd uWu unscowch'd. -^-^ Besides- UwU I UwU ha' nyot xDD since put x3 up x3 my swowd- -^w^ Against x3 the Capitow UwU I >w< met :3 a wion, -Who glaz'd ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and OwO went uWu suwwy ^.^ by -Without >_> annyoying x3 me. xDD And there :3 wewe drawn ->_> Upon :3 a >_< heap :3 a :3 hundwed x3 ghastwy x3 women ->_< Twansfowmed with uWu theiw ;;w;; feaw, who >w< swowe ;;w;; they saw -OwO Men aww uWu in fire UwU wawk x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 the stweets. -xDD And ;;w;; yestewday x3 the biwd of >w< nyight uWu did sit -Even uWu at OwO nyoonday ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ mawketpwace, -Howling ÚwÚ and >w< shwieking. x3 When these prodigies -Do UwU so :33 conjointwy ^w^ meet, wet nyot ;;w;; men >_> say -;;w;; "These OwO awe uWu theiw :3 weasons; ;;w;; they OwO awe nyatuwaw": -For UwU I ^-^ bewieve ;;w;; they OwO awe portentous ^.^ things -uWu Unto x3 the x3 cwimate :3 that ;;w;; they :33 point ^w^ upon. ->w< CICEWO. >w< Indeed, >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ stwange-disposed uWu time. -OwO But ;;w;; men OwO may construe ^.^ things ÚwÚ aftew uWu theiw fashion, -Cwean from x3 the OwO puwpose of x3 the ^.^ things x3 themsewves. -UwU Comes Caesaw to x3 the Capitow tomowwow? -CASCA. >w< He :3 doth, fow ^.^ he uWu did bid Antonio ->_< Send ;;w;; wowd to xDD you ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be there tomorrow. ->w< CICEWO. ^-^ Good >w< then, Casca. This disturbed sky -Is nyot to UwU wawk ^.^ in. -CASCA. UwU Faweweww, Cicero. uWu Exit Cicero. - -Entew UwU Cassius. - -CASSIUS. Who's OwO thewe? -CASCA. ^-^ A Roman. -CASSIUS. >w< Casca, ^.^ by x3 youw voice. -CASCA. uWu Youw ear >_> is UwU good. OwO Cassius, >_> what >w< nyight >_> is x3 this! -CASSIUS. ^-^ A xDD vewy pweasing >w< nyight to xDD honyest ^.^ men. -CASCA. Who OwO evew UwU knyew x3 the heavens :33 menyace so? -CASSIUS. >w< Those :3 that uWu have ÚwÚ knyown x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU so full of x3 fauwts. -For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I uWu have wawk'd about x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, -UwU Submitting ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 the :33 pewiwous night, -xDD And OwO thus unbwaced, >w< Casca, >_< as xDD you see, -:3 Have OwO bawed x3 my ^w^ bosom to x3 the thunderstone; -xDD And when x3 the OwO cwoss blue lightning ^w^ seem'd to open -uWu The breast of ^.^ heaven, UwU I uWu did xDD pwesent mysewf -Even uWu in x3 the aim ÚwÚ and xDD vewy fwash of :3 it. -CASCA. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe uWu did xDD you UwU so much tempt x3 the xDD heavens? -^.^ It >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of ;;w;; men to feaw ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe -x3 When x3 the UwU most ^-^ mighty gods ^.^ by UwU tokens >_> send ->w< Such :3 dweadfuw OwO hewawds to ^w^ astonyish >_> us. -CASSIUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD duww, >w< Casca, ÚwÚ and UwU those OwO spawks of >w< wife -:33 That >_> shouwd be uWu in :3 a Roman xDD you UwU do >w< want, -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you use not. >_> You wook pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaze -xDD And put on feaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast >_> youwsewf uWu in wonder -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the ;;w;; stwange >_> impatience of x3 the heavens. -OwO But >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO considew x3 the true cause -Why aww these ^-^ fiwes, >w< why aww these >_> gwiding ^w^ ghosts, -Why xDD biwds ÚwÚ and x3 beasts from ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and ;;w;; kind, -Why ;;w;; owd men, :3 foows, ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen cawcuwate, -Why aww these ^.^ things change from uWu theiw ordinance, -^-^ Theiw natures, ÚwÚ and :3 pwefowmed faculties -;;w;; To monstwous :3 quawity, >w< why, xDD you UwU shaww find -:33 That heaven hath >w< infused them with these ;;w;; spiwits -;;w;; To >_< make them instwuments of feaw ÚwÚ and :3 wawnying -uWu Unto x3 some monstwous state. -Now couwd I, >w< Casca, xDD nyame to uWu thee :3 a x3 man -:3 Most ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw night, -:33 That ^w^ thundews, wightens, :33 opens >w< gwaves, ÚwÚ and roars -;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the wion uWu in x3 the Capitol, -^-^ A x3 man nyo OwO mightiew than >w< thysewf ow ;;w;; me -^w^ In xDD pewsonyaw xDD action, yet prodigious grown -xDD And x3 feawfuw, >_< as these ;;w;; stwange OwO ewuptions x3 awe. -CASCA. 'Tis Caesaw :3 that xDD you mean, >_> is >w< it >_> nyot, xDD Cassius? -CASSIUS. Let >w< it be who >w< it ;;w;; is, fow Romans nyow -:3 Have >_< thews ÚwÚ and x3 wimbs ^.^ wike to uWu theiw ÚwÚ ancestows. -But, woe x3 the whiwe! Our >_> fathews' minds OwO awe >_< dead, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe guvwn'd with UwU ouw ^.^ mothews' :33 spiwits; -Our x3 yoke ÚwÚ and sufferance x3 show >_> us >w< womanyish. -CASCA. :33 Indeed ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the :3 senyatows tomorrow -UwU Mean to :3 estabwish Caesaw >_< as :3 a OwO king, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ weaw :33 his >_< cwown ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wand -^w^ In every :33 pwace :3 save OwO hewe uWu in Italy. -CASSIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ daggew >_< then: ->w< Cassius from :3 bondage xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew UwU Cassius. -UwU Thewein, OwO ye uWu gods, xDD you >_< make x3 the xDD weak UwU most strong; -UwU Thewein, OwO ye uWu gods, xDD you ^.^ tywants UwU do uWu defeat. -x3 Nyow >_< stony tower, nor OwO wawws of beaten bwass, -x3 Nyow UwU aiwwess :33 dungeon, nor >w< stwong links of iwon -UwU Can be retentive to x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of uWu spiwit; -OwO But :3 wife, ^.^ being ÚwÚ weawy of these ^-^ wowwdwy x3 baws, -xDD Nyevew lacks powew to dismiss itself. -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu this, ^.^ knyow aww x3 the wowwd >_< besides, -:33 That ÚwÚ pawt of uWu tywanny :3 that UwU I UwU do UwU beaw -UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; shake x3 off uWu at pleasure. Thunder xDD stiww. -CASCA. ^w^ So ^.^ can ^.^ I. -^w^ So every :3 bondman uWu in :33 his UwU own uWu hand bears -uWu The powew to cancew :33 his captivity. -CASSIUS. xDD And >w< why >_> shouwd Caesaw be :3 a tyrant ^w^ then? -OwO Poow ;;w;; man! UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a OwO wowf -OwO But :3 that ^.^ he sees x3 the Romans OwO awe >_> but ^-^ sheep. ->w< He :3 wewe nyo wion, :3 wewe nyot Romans ^-^ hinds. ->w< Those :3 that with ^.^ haste xDD wiww >_< make :3 a ^-^ mighty fire -Begin >w< it with xDD weak straws. >_> What ^w^ twash >_> is ^w^ Wome, ->_> What ^-^ wubbish, ÚwÚ and >_> what offal, when >w< it sewves -For x3 the UwU base ;;w;; mattew to iwwuminyate -^w^ So ^-^ viwe :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as ^-^ Caesaw? But, x3 O gwief, -Whewe x3 hast xDD thou x3 wed me? UwU I ^-^ pewhaps speak ÚwÚ this -^.^ Befowe :3 a ^.^ wiwwing >_> bondman; xDD then UwU I ^.^ knyow -OwO My answew ^w^ must be >_> made. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am arm'd, -xDD And >_> dangews OwO awe to ;;w;; me :3 indiffewent. -CASCA. >_> You speak to >w< Casca, ÚwÚ and to xDD such :3 a x3 man -:33 That >_> is nyo ^.^ fweewing ^w^ teww-tawe. UwU Howd, x3 my >w< hand. -^w^ Be uWu factious fow xDD wedwess of aww these ^.^ gwiefs, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu set ÚwÚ this :33 foot of >_< minye >_< as uWu faw -;;w;; As who xDD goes ;;w;; fawthest. -CASSIUS. >_> Thewe's :3 a ^w^ bawgain >_> made. -Now ^.^ knyow UwU you, >w< Casca, UwU I uWu have ^-^ muvd xDD awweady -;;w;; Some xDD cewtain of x3 the :33 nyobwest-minded Romans -;;w;; To ^w^ undewgo with ;;w;; me >w< an uWu entewpwise -Of honorable-dangerous xDD consequence; -xDD And UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ by uWu this, ;;w;; they xDD stay fow ;;w;; me -^w^ In >_> Pompey's Powch. For now, ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw night, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo stir ow ^.^ wawking uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, -xDD And x3 the >_< compwexion of x3 the element -^w^ In favor's ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ wowk ^.^ we uWu have uWu in uWu hand, -:3 Most x3 bwoody, x3 fiewy, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu tewwibwe. - -Entew Cinna. - -CASCA. ;;w;; Stand ^-^ cwose awhiwe, fow OwO hewe x3 comes one uWu in ^.^ haste. -CASSIUS. 'Tis Cinnya, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his gait; ->w< He >_> is :3 a :3 fwiend. Cinnya, :3 whewe ^.^ haste xDD you so? -CINNA. ;;w;; To find x3 out OwO you. Who's ^-^ that? :33 Metewwus >w< Cimbew? -CASSIUS. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is >w< Casca, one incorporate -;;w;; To UwU ouw xDD attempts. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot OwO stay'd for, x3 Cinnya? -CINNA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ on't. >_> What :3 a x3 feawfuw >w< nyight >_> is x3 this! ->_> Thewe's >w< two ow >w< thwee of >_> us uWu have :3 seen ;;w;; stwange :3 sights. -CASSIUS. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot OwO stay'd for? Teww x3 me. -CINNA. Yes, xDD you x3 awe. -x3 O OwO Cassius, >_> if xDD you couwd -OwO But x3 win x3 the x3 nyobwe Brutus to UwU ouw ^-^ pawty- -CASSIUS. ^w^ Be xDD you OwO content. ^-^ Good Cinnya, OwO take ÚwÚ this paper, -xDD And wook xDD you uWu way >w< it uWu in x3 the pwaetow's xDD chaiw, -Whewe Brutus OwO may >_> but find uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow ÚwÚ this -^w^ In uWu at :33 his >_> window; uWu set ÚwÚ this x3 up with OwO wax ->_> Upon ;;w;; owd ^-^ Bwutus' >_> statue. All ÚwÚ this :33 donye, ->w< Wepaiw to >_> Pompey's Powch, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww find >_> us. -Is Decius Brutus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Twebonyius OwO thewe? -CINNA. All >_> but :33 Metewwus Cimber, ÚwÚ and uWu he's >_> gonye -;;w;; To >_> seek xDD you uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ house. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww hie -xDD And UwU so bestow these :33 papews >_< as xDD you ;;w;; bade x3 me. -CASSIUS. :33 That :33 donye, repair to >_> Pompey's xDD Theatwe. -uWu Exit Cinna. -^.^ Come, >w< Casca, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww yet ere day -xDD See Brutus uWu at :33 his ÚwÚ house. Thwee parts of ^.^ him -Is ouws already, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 man xDD entiwe ->_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext x3 encountew yiewds ^.^ him >_> ouws. -CASCA. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> sits xDD high uWu in aww x3 the people's hearts, -xDD And :3 that which ^.^ wouwd appeaw offense uWu in us, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ countenyance, ^.^ wike wichest >_> awchemy, -Will change to viwtue ÚwÚ and to worthiness. -CASSIUS. xDD Him ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and UwU ouw great >_< nyeed of ^.^ him ->_> You uWu have >w< wight weww UwU conceited. Let >_> us x3 go, -For >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ aftew midnight, ÚwÚ and ere day -We xDD wiww awake ^.^ him ÚwÚ and be >_< suwe of ^.^ him. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. - -Entew Brutus uWu in :33 his ^-^ owchawd. - -^w^ BWUTUS. What, ^w^ Wucius, ho! -UwU I cannot, ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ pwogwess of x3 the ÚwÚ staws, -Give guess >w< how nyeaw to x3 day. ^w^ Wucius, UwU I ;;w;; say! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe x3 my ;;w;; fauwt to :33 sweep UwU so soundly. -UwU When, ^w^ Wucius, xDD when? xDD Awake, UwU I ;;w;; say! What, x3 Wucius! - -Entew ^-^ Wucius. - -WUCIUS. Call'd UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get ;;w;; me :3 a xDD tapew uWu in x3 my ^-^ study, ^-^ Wucius. -x3 When >w< it >_> is ^.^ wighted, come ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me hewe. -WUCIUS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It ^w^ must be ^.^ by :33 his UwU death, x3 and, fow x3 my >_> pawt, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo xDD pewsonyaw cause to :33 spuwn uWu at :3 him, -OwO But fow x3 the genyewaw. >w< He ^.^ wouwd be :3 cwown'd: -How :3 that ^w^ might change :33 his nyatuwe, there's x3 the x3 question. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the uWu bwight day :3 that >_< bwings fowth x3 the >_> addew -xDD And :3 that cwaves uWu wawy x3 wawking. ^.^ Cwown ^.^ him :3 that, -xDD And >w< then, UwU I grant, ^.^ we put :3 a ÚwÚ sting uWu in ^.^ him -:33 That uWu at :33 his xDD wiww ^.^ he OwO may UwU do danger with. -uWu The abuse of :33 gweatnyess >_> is when >w< it disjoins -Wemowse from x3 powew, x3 and, to speak uWu twuth of ÚwÚ Caesaw, -UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ knyown when :33 his affections >w< sway'd -uWu Mowe than :33 his reason. OwO But UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ common xDD pwoof -:33 That x3 wowwinyess >_> is xDD young >_< ambition's waddew, -:33 Wheweto x3 the cwimbew-upwawd tuwns :33 his face; -OwO But when ^.^ he >_> once x3 attains x3 the OwO upmost ^-^ wound, ->w< He xDD then >w< unto x3 the ladder tuwns :33 his back, -Looks uWu in x3 the >_> cwouds, :33 scownying x3 the UwU base >_> degwees -^-^ By which ^.^ he uWu did ^w^ ascend. ^w^ So Caesaw ;;w;; may; -Then, xDD west ^.^ he may, prevent. ^.^ And, xDD since x3 the ^-^ quawwew -Will UwU beaw nyo color fow x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he ;;w;; is, -:33 Fashion >w< it thus, :3 that >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, augmented, -Wouwd >w< wun to these ÚwÚ and these extremities; -xDD And >_< thewefowe think ^.^ him >_< as :3 a serpent's >_> egg ->_< Which ÚwÚ hatch'd ^.^ wouwd >_< as :33 his uWu kind gwow ^w^ mischievous, -xDD And OwO kiww ^.^ him uWu in x3 the shell. - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. - -WUCIUS. uWu The xDD tapew buwnyeth uWu in x3 youw closet, sir. -uWu Seawching x3 the window fow :3 a OwO fwint UwU I >_> found -This paper OwO thus OwO seaw'd up, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe -^.^ It uWu did nyot >_< wie there when UwU I OwO went to :3 bed. ->w< Gives ^.^ him x3 the >_> wettew. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get xDD you to x3 bed OwO again, >w< it >_> is nyot x3 day. -Is nyot ^-^ tomowwow, ^-^ boy, x3 the ides of OwO Mawch? -WUCIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, sir. -^w^ BWUTUS. Wook uWu in x3 the calendar ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me OwO wowd. -WUCIUS. UwU I :33 wiww, sir. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The UwU exhawations ÚwÚ whizzing uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw -Give UwU so much >w< wight :3 that UwU I OwO may ^w^ wead ^.^ by OwO them. -:33 Opens x3 the >_> wettew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weads. -:33 "Bwutus, xDD thou sleep'st: awake ÚwÚ and >_> see OwO thysewf! -Shall ^w^ Wome, :33 etc. ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ wedwess!" - -:33 "Bwutus, xDD thou sleep'st: ^.^ awake!" ->w< Such :33 instigations uWu have :33 been often ÚwÚ dwopp'd -Whewe UwU I uWu have >_> took them :33 up. -x3 "Shaww ^w^ Wome, :3 etc." ^-^ Thus ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ piece >w< it OwO out. -Shall ÚwÚ Wome stand :33 undew one :33 man's >_< awe? What, >w< Wome? -OwO My >w< ancestows uWu did from x3 the ^w^ stweets of ÚwÚ Wome -uWu The >_> Tawquin uWu dwive, when ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ caww'd :3 a king. -x3 "Speak, ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ wedwess!" ^w^ Am UwU I >_> entweated -;;w;; To speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwike? x3 O ^w^ Wome, UwU I >_< make uWu thee ;;w;; pwomise, -;;w;; If x3 the xDD wedwess xDD wiww follow, xDD thou weceivest -x3 Thy full x3 petition uWu at x3 the uWu hand of >_> Bwutus! - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. - -WUCIUS. UwU Siw, March >_> is wasted >_< fifteen days. -Knocking x3 within. -^w^ BWUTUS. 'Tis UwU good. Go to x3 the >_< gate, ^w^ somebody knyocks. -uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. -Since >w< Cassius xDD fiwst uWu did ^w^ whet ;;w;; me OwO against Caesaw -UwU I uWu have nyot uWu swept. -Between x3 the >w< acting of :3 a :3 dweadfuw ^.^ thing -xDD And x3 the xDD fiwst >w< motion, aww x3 the intewim >_> is -Wike :3 a :33 phantasma ow :3 a ^-^ hideous dream; -uWu The ^w^ genyius ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< mowtaw instwuments -^w^ Awe xDD then uWu in ;;w;; counciw, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< state of ^w^ man, -Wike to :3 a xDD wittwe :33 kingdom, suffers xDD then -uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of >w< an x3 insuwwection. - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. - -WUCIUS. UwU Siw, UwU 'tis x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Cassius uWu at x3 the door, -Who xDD doth ^.^ desiwe to >_> see OwO you. -^w^ BWUTUS. Is ^.^ he awonye? -WUCIUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, there OwO awe ^.^ mowe with ^.^ him. -^w^ BWUTUS. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow them? -WUCIUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, uWu theiw ÚwÚ hats OwO awe ^w^ pwuck'd about uWu theiw ;;w;; eaws, -xDD And half uWu theiw faces buried uWu in uWu theiw >_< cwoaks, -:33 That ^.^ by nyo means UwU I OwO may OwO discuvw them -^-^ By xDD any mark of favow. -^w^ BWUTUS. Let x3 'em enter. uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. -^-^ They OwO awe x3 the OwO faction. x3 O x3 Conspiwacy, -Shamest xDD thou to x3 show >w< thy uWu dangewous ^w^ bwow ^.^ by night, -x3 When ;;w;; eviws OwO awe UwU most >w< fwee? >_< O, >w< then, ^.^ by day -Whewe wiwt xDD thou find :3 a :33 cavewn dark enough -;;w;; To OwO mask >w< thy monstwous >w< visage? ;;w;; Seek nyonye, uWu Conspiwacy; ->_> Hide >w< it uWu in ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ and OwO affabiwity; -For >_> if xDD thou >_> path, >w< thy OwO nyative ÚwÚ sembwance ;;w;; on, -ÚwÚ Nyot Erebus itsewf :3 wewe dim enough -;;w;; To hide uWu thee from :3 pwevention. - -Entew x3 the conspiwatows, OwO Cassius, >w< Casca, ^-^ Decius, Cinnya, -:33 Metewwus Cimber, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Twebonyius. - -CASSIUS. UwU I think ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ too bold ;;w;; upon x3 youw rest. -^-^ Good morrow, >_> Bwutus, UwU do ^.^ we >_> twoubwe you? -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 up ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, awake aww OwO nyight. -xDD Knyow UwU I these ;;w;; men :3 that come :3 awong with you? -CASSIUS. Yes, every x3 man of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 man OwO hewe -OwO But honyows UwU you, ÚwÚ and every one xDD doth ÚwÚ wish ->_> You xDD had >_> but :3 that opinyion of >_> youwsewf ->_< Which every x3 nyobwe Roman bears of OwO you. -This >_> is ;;w;; Twebonyius. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is wewcome hithew. -CASSIUS. >w< This, Decius Brutus. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is wewcome UwU too. -CASSIUS. >w< This, uWu Casca; uWu this, Cinnya; ÚwÚ and uWu this, :33 Metewwus Cimbew. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ They OwO awe aww x3 wewcome. ->_> What ÚwÚ watchfuw ÚwÚ cawes UwU do interpose x3 themsewves -Betwixt x3 youw eyes ÚwÚ and night? -CASSIUS. Shall UwU I entweat :3 a word? ^-^ They uWu whispew. -UwU DECIUS. :3 Hewe wies x3 the ^.^ east. ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the day bweak hewe? -CASCA. No. -CINNA. >_< O, pardon, ^w^ siw, >w< it :3 doth, ÚwÚ and >w< yongwey lines -:33 That fret x3 the :33 cwouds OwO awe xDD messengews of x3 day. -CASCA. >_> You UwU shaww x3 confess :3 that xDD you OwO awe both uWu deceived. -Here, >_< as UwU I :33 point x3 my uWu swowd, x3 the sun awises, ->_< Which >_> is :3 a great uWu way >_< gwowing on x3 the :3 south, -Weighing x3 the youthfuw >_< season of x3 the year. -;;w;; Some >w< two ^w^ months >w< hence x3 up :3 highew toward x3 the ^.^ nyowth ->w< He xDD fiwst presents :33 his ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD high uWu east -Stands >_< as x3 the Capitol, xDD diwectwy hewe. -^w^ BWUTUS. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^.^ hands aww UwU uvw, one ^.^ by onye. -CASSIUS. xDD And wet >_> us >_< sweaw UwU ouw wesowution. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, nyot >w< an uWu oath. ;;w;; If nyot x3 the OwO face of men, -uWu The sufferance of UwU ouw souws, x3 the ÚwÚ time's ^w^ abuse- -;;w;; If these be >_< motives ÚwÚ weak, bweak x3 off betimes, -xDD And every x3 man >w< hence to :33 his idle bed; -^w^ So wet UwU high-sighted uWu tywanny ^-^ wange on -Tiww >_< each x3 man >_< dwop ^.^ by wottewy. OwO But >_> if OwO these, -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ;;w;; they UwU do, UwU beaw fire enough -;;w;; To ÚwÚ kindwe ^w^ cowawds ÚwÚ and to steew with xDD vawow -uWu The mewting ;;w;; spiwits of UwU women, >w< then, ÚwÚ countwymen, ->_> What >_< nyeed ^.^ we xDD any ^w^ spuw >_> but UwU ouw UwU own cause -;;w;; To uWu pwick >_> us to >w< wedwess? >_> What othew :3 bond -Than secret Romans :3 that uWu have ^-^ spoke x3 the ;;w;; wowd -xDD And xDD wiww nyot >_> pawtew? xDD And >_> what othew ^-^ oath -Than honesty to honesty engaged -:33 That ÚwÚ this UwU shaww be ow ^.^ we xDD wiww faww fow :33 it? -Swear priests ÚwÚ and ^w^ cowawds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men cautelous, -^-^ Owd feebwe carrions ÚwÚ and xDD such suffering >w< souws -:33 That wewcome wwongs; >w< unto :33 bad ÚwÚ causes >_< sweaw ->w< Such ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as ;;w;; men doubt; >_> but UwU do nyot stain -uWu The even viwtue of UwU ouw entewpwise, -x3 Nyow x3 the insuppressive mettle of UwU ouw ^.^ spiwits, -;;w;; To think :3 that ow UwU ouw cause ow UwU ouw :3 pewfowmance -Did >_< nyeed >w< an uWu oath; when every >_< dwop of :3 bwood -:33 That every Roman bears, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwy bears, -Is guiwty of :3 a sevewaw bastardy -;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do bweak x3 the xDD smawwest :33 pawticwe -Of xDD any promise :3 that hath :33 pass'd from ^.^ him. -CASSIUS. OwO But >_> what of uWu Cicewo? Shall ^.^ we >_> sound him? -UwU I think ^.^ he xDD wiww stand xDD vewy >w< stwong with >_> us. -CASCA. Let >_> us nyot OwO weave ^.^ him OwO out. -CINNA. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by nyo means. -METELLUS. >_< O, wet >_> us uWu have :3 him, fow :33 his :33 siwvew >_< haiws -Will puwchase >_> us :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 opinyion, -xDD And UwU buy men's ^w^ voices to ÚwÚ commend UwU ouw >_> deeds. -^.^ It UwU shaww be uWu said :33 his ^w^ judgement ^.^ wuwed UwU ouw hands; -Our uWu youths ÚwÚ and wiwdnyess UwU shaww nyo whit ^.^ appeaw, -OwO But aww be buried uWu in :33 his >w< gwavity. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, xDD nyame ^.^ him x3 nyot; wet >_> us nyot bweak with :3 him, -For ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< nyevew ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; anything -:33 That othew ;;w;; men ;;w;; begin. -CASSIUS. UwU Then OwO weave ^.^ him OwO out. -CASCA. :33 Indeed ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^w^ fit. -UwU DECIUS. Shall nyo x3 man >_> ewse be touch'd >_> but >w< onwy ^-^ Caesaw? -CASSIUS. ^-^ Decius, weww ^-^ uwged. UwU I think >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet ->_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, UwU so weww beloved of ÚwÚ Caesaw, -Should outwive Caesaw. We UwU shaww find of ^.^ him -^-^ A shrewd contriver; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 his >_< means, -;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu impwuv ÚwÚ them, OwO may weww stretch UwU so uWu faw -;;w;; As to ^w^ annyoy >_> us all, which to ^-^ pwevent, -Let OwO Antony ÚwÚ and Caesaw faww together. -^w^ BWUTUS. Our course xDD wiww xDD seem ^w^ too x3 bwoody, :3 Caius OwO Cassius, -;;w;; To :3 cut x3 the >_> head x3 off ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO hack x3 the x3 wimbs -Wike >_> wwath uWu in :33 death ÚwÚ and :3 envy aftewwawds; -For OwO Antony >_> is >_> but :3 a x3 wimb of Caesaw. -Let >_> us be sacwificews, >_> but nyot ÚwÚ butchews, ^w^ Caius. -We aww stand x3 up OwO against x3 the ^w^ spiwit of ÚwÚ Caesaw, -xDD And uWu in x3 the ^w^ spiwit of ;;w;; men there >_> is nyo blood. ->_< O, :3 that ^.^ we xDD then couwd come ^.^ by Caesar's ^-^ spiwit, -xDD And nyot ;;w;; dismembew :3 Caesaw! But, :3 awas, -Caesaw ^w^ must bweed fow :3 it! ^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe OwO fwiends, -:3 Wet's OwO kiww ^.^ him bowdwy, >_> but nyot wrathfully; -:3 Wet's ^w^ cawve ^.^ him >_< as :3 a ^w^ dish ;;w;; fit fow x3 the uWu gods, -ÚwÚ Nyot hew ^.^ him >_< as :3 a ^.^ cawcass ;;w;; fit fow x3 hounds; -xDD And wet UwU ouw hearts, >_< as >_> subtwe >w< mastews UwU do, -Stiw x3 up uWu theiw :3 sewvants to >w< an ;;w;; act of xDD wage -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew xDD seem to UwU chide ^.^ 'em. This UwU shaww >_< make -Our OwO puwpose ^.^ nyecessawy ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ envious, ->_< Which UwU so appearing to x3 the ^w^ common ^w^ eyes, -We UwU shaww be ^w^ caww'd purgers, nyot muwdewews. -xDD And fow >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, think nyot of :3 him, -For ^.^ he ^.^ can UwU do nyo ^.^ mowe than Caesar's awm -x3 When Caesar's >_> head >_> is off. -CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I feaw :3 him, -For uWu in x3 the ingrated wuv ^.^ he bears to >w< Caesaw- -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good OwO Cassius, UwU do nyot think of ^.^ him. -;;w;; If ^.^ he wuv ÚwÚ Caesaw, aww :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can UwU do -Is to himsewf, OwO take xDD thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ die fow Caesaw. -xDD And :3 that :3 wewe much ^.^ he should, fow ^.^ he >_> is UwU given -;;w;; To spowts, to x3 wiwdnyess, ÚwÚ and much UwU company. -TWEBONyIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo feaw uWu in ^.^ him-wet ^.^ him nyot >_> die, -For ^.^ he xDD wiww ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. -Clock ^-^ stwikes. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Peace, ;;w;; count x3 the ^.^ cwock. -CASSIUS. uWu The >w< cwock hath ;;w;; stwicken thwee. -TWEBONyIUS. 'Tis time to part. -CASSIUS. OwO But >w< it >_> is ^.^ doubtfuw yet -Whethew Caesaw xDD wiww come fowth today ow no, -For ^.^ he >_> is superstitious grown of late, ->_< Quite from x3 the :33 main opinyion ^.^ he hewd >_> once -Of fantasy, of ^-^ dweams, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cewemonyies. -^.^ It OwO may be these apparent prodigies, -uWu The ^.^ unyaccustom'd tewwow of ÚwÚ this night, -xDD And x3 the :3 pewsuasion of :33 his auguwews -^-^ May howd ^.^ him from x3 the Capitow >w< today. -UwU DECIUS. xDD Nyevew feaw x3 that. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be UwU so ^.^ wesowved, -UwU I ^.^ can o'ersway :3 him, fow ^.^ he loves to hear -:33 That ÚwÚ unyicowns OwO may be betray'd with trees, -xDD And bears with :33 gwasses, ÚwÚ ewephants with >w< howes, -Wions with toiws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men with uWu fwattewews; -OwO But when UwU I tell ^.^ him ^.^ he hates fwattewews, ->w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he >w< does, ^.^ being xDD then UwU most ^w^ fwattewed. -Let ;;w;; me >_> wowk; -For UwU I ^.^ can UwU give :33 his humor x3 the true xDD bent, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 the Capitol. -CASSIUS. Nyay, ^.^ we xDD wiww aww of >_> us be there to :3 fetch ^.^ him. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ By x3 the ÚwÚ eighth hour. Is :3 that x3 the :33 uttew ^-^ most? -CINNA. ^w^ Be :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, ÚwÚ and fail nyot UwU then. -METELLUS. :3 Caius Ligarius xDD doth UwU beaw Caesaw hawd, -Who :33 wated ^.^ him fow speaking weww of :3 Pompey. -UwU I wonder >_< nyonye of xDD you uWu have xDD thought of ^.^ him. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Metewwus, OwO go :3 awong ^.^ by ^.^ him. ->w< He loves ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have UwU given ^.^ him :3 weasons; ->_< Send ^.^ him >_> but hithew, ÚwÚ and I'll fashion ^.^ him. -CASSIUS. uWu The mownying x3 comes ;;w;; upon uWu 's. ^-^ We'ww OwO weave UwU you, >_> Bwutus, -^.^ And, OwO fwiends, UwU dispewse ^w^ youwsewves, >_> but aww remember ->_> What xDD you uWu have uWu said ÚwÚ and x3 show youwsewves true ÚwÚ Womans. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, wook >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU mewwiwy; -Let nyot UwU ouw :33 wooks put on UwU ouw x3 puwposes, -OwO But UwU beaw >w< it >_< as UwU ouw Roman actors UwU do, -With :33 untiwed ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and formal >_< constancy. -xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good mowwow to xDD you every onye. -Exeunt aww >_> but Brutus. -Boy! x3 Wucius! xDD Fast asweep? ^.^ It >_> is nyo :3 mattew. -^w^ Enjoy x3 the >_< honyey-heavy :33 dew of swumbew; -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo figuwes nor nyo UwU fantasies, ->_< Which >w< busy :3 cawe ÚwÚ dwaws uWu in x3 the brains of ÚwÚ men; -Therefore xDD thou sweep'st UwU so UwU sound. - -Entew ^.^ Powtia. - -POWTIA. >_> Bwutus, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Powtia, >_> what >_> mean you? ÚwÚ Whewefowe rise xDD you ^.^ nyow? -^.^ It >_> is nyot fow x3 youw ^.^ heawth OwO thus to :3 commit -uWu Youw xDD weak condition to x3 the >w< waw UwU cowd xDD mownying. -POWTIA. x3 Nyow fow >_> youws >_> nyeithew. uWu have ^w^ ungentwy, >_> Bwutus, -Stowe from x3 my bed; ÚwÚ and yesternight uWu at OwO suppew ->_> You ;;w;; suddenwy ^-^ awose ÚwÚ and wawk'd about, -UwU Musing ÚwÚ and x3 sighing, with x3 youw :3 awms acwoss; -xDD And when UwU I >w< ask'd xDD you >_> what x3 the ;;w;; mattew UwU was, ->_> You stawed ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me with x3 ungentwe OwO wooks. -UwU I urged xDD you >w< fuwthew; xDD then xDD you UwU scwatch'd x3 youw head, -xDD And ^w^ too ÚwÚ impatientwy stamp'd with x3 youw ^-^ foot. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ÚwÚ insisted, yet xDD you x3 answew'd >_> nyot, -OwO But with >w< an angry >_< waitew of x3 youw uWu hand -Gave xDD sign fow ;;w;; me to OwO weave OwO you. ^w^ So UwU I ^-^ did, -Fearing to strengthen :3 that >_> impatience ->_< Which ^w^ seem'd ^w^ too much ^-^ enkindwed, ÚwÚ and withal -uWu Hoping >w< it UwU was >_> but >w< an ^w^ effect of >w< humow, ->_< Which ÚwÚ sometime hath :33 his >_> houw with every man. -^.^ It xDD wiww nyot wet xDD you uWu eat, nor talk, nor sweep, -^.^ And, couwd >w< it ^.^ wowk UwU so much ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD shape -;;w;; As >w< it hath much pwevaiw'd on x3 youw ^w^ condition, -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ knyow UwU you, Brutus. >_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, -^-^ Make ;;w;; me >_> acquainted with x3 youw cause of ÚwÚ gwief. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot weww uWu in :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is all. -POWTIA. Brutus >_> is >_< wise, x3 and, :3 wewe ^.^ he nyot uWu in :33 heawth, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< embwace x3 the means to come ^.^ by :3 it. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why, UwU so UwU I xDD do. ^-^ Good :33 Powtia, OwO go to :3 bed. -POWTIA. Is Brutus :33 sick, ÚwÚ and >_> is >w< it x3 physicaw -;;w;; To UwU wawk unbraced ÚwÚ and uWu suck x3 up x3 the :3 humows -Of x3 the dank morning? What, >_> is Brutus :33 sick, -xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ he ^.^ steaw x3 out of :33 his whowesome x3 bed -;;w;; To dawe x3 the ^-^ viwe OwO contagion of x3 the >w< nyight -xDD And tempt x3 the rheumy ÚwÚ and unpurged ^w^ aiw -;;w;; To >_< add >w< unto :33 his ^w^ sicknyess? :3 Nyo, x3 my >_> Bwutus, ->_> You uWu have x3 some >w< sick offense within x3 youw UwU mind, ->_< Which ^.^ by x3 the >w< wight ÚwÚ and viwtue of x3 my :33 pwace -UwU I ought to ^.^ knyow OwO of; x3 and, ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu knyees, -UwU I >_> chawm UwU you, ^.^ by x3 my >_> once :33 commended >w< beauty, -^-^ By aww x3 youw x3 vows of wuv ÚwÚ and :3 that great vow ->_< Which uWu did incorporate ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> us one, -:33 That xDD you ^w^ unfowd to uWu me, yourself, x3 youw xDD hawf, -Why xDD you OwO awe x3 heavy ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; men :3 tonyight -:3 Have xDD had xDD wesowt to uWu you; fow OwO hewe uWu have :33 been -;;w;; Some six ow >w< seven, who uWu did hide uWu theiw faces -Even from ÚwÚ dawknyess. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Knyeew >_> nyot, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ Powtia. -POWTIA. UwU I >_> shouwd nyot need, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ^-^ gentwe Brutus. -OwO Within x3 the :3 bond of ^.^ mawwiage, tell uWu me, >_> Bwutus, -Is >w< it :33 excepted UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow nyo ^w^ secwets -:33 That >_< appewtain to you? ^w^ Am UwU I >_> youwsewf -But, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, uWu in ;;w;; sowt ow OwO wimitation, -;;w;; To >_< keep with xDD you uWu at >w< meaws, uWu comfowt x3 youw ^.^ bed, -xDD And tawk to xDD you sometimes? Dweww UwU I >_> but uWu in x3 the suburbs -Of x3 youw ÚwÚ good pweasuwe? ;;w;; If >w< it be nyo >_> mowe, -:33 Powtia >_> is ^-^ Bwutus' harlot, nyot :33 his x3 wife. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You OwO awe x3 my true ÚwÚ and ;;w;; honyowabwe :3 wife, -;;w;; As uWu deaw to ;;w;; me >_< as OwO awe x3 the xDD wuddy ^.^ dwops -:33 That x3 visit x3 my >_> sad ;;w;; heawt. -POWTIA. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :3 wewe ^-^ twue, xDD then >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this ^.^ secwet. -UwU I gwant UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, >_> but withal -^-^ A OwO woman :3 that Lord Brutus >_> took to x3 wife. -UwU I gwant UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ woman, >_> but withal -^-^ A OwO woman weww weputed, ^.^ Cato's >w< daughtew. -^w^ Think xDD you UwU I ^w^ am nyo stronger than x3 my ;;w;; sex, -uWu Being UwU so ^w^ fathew'd ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ husbanded? -Teww ;;w;; me x3 youw OwO counsews, UwU I xDD wiww nyot discwose ^.^ 'em. -UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< stwong xDD pwoof of x3 my >_< constancy, -xDD Giving mysewf :3 a ;;w;; vowuntawy ;;w;; wound -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the UwU thigh. UwU Can UwU I UwU beaw :3 that with uWu patience -xDD And nyot x3 my husband's x3 secwets? -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O OwO ye uWu gods, -:33 Wendew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wowthy of ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe wife! Knocking x3 within. -Hawk, hark, one knyocks. :33 Powtia, OwO go uWu in awhiwe, -xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ bosom UwU shaww partake -uWu The ^w^ secwets of x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -All x3 my engagements UwU I xDD wiww construe to ÚwÚ thee, -All x3 the ;;w;; chawactewy of x3 my >_> sad ÚwÚ bwows. -Weave ;;w;; me with ^.^ haste. ;;w;; [Exit x3 Powtia.] ^w^ Wucius, OwO who's :3 that knocks? - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius with Wigawius. - -WUCIUS. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< sick x3 man :3 that ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Caius Ligarius, :3 that :33 Metewwus x3 spake uWu of. -:33 Boy, stand xDD aside. :3 Caius Ligarius, ÚwÚ how? -ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. Vouchsafe ÚwÚ good mowwow from :3 a feebwe :33 tongue. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, >_> what :3 a time uWu have xDD you ^-^ chose ^.^ out, >_< bwave Caius, -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw :3 a uWu kewchief! Wouwd xDD you :3 wewe nyot sick! -ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot :33 sick, >_> if Brutus uWu have uWu in uWu hand -x3 Any ^.^ expwoit ÚwÚ wowthy x3 the xDD nyame of uWu honyow. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Such >w< an ^.^ expwoit uWu have UwU I uWu in uWu hand, Ligarius, -xDD Had xDD you :3 a OwO heawthfuw ear to hear of :3 it. -ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. ^-^ By aww x3 the gods :3 that Romans bow x3 befowe, -UwU I OwO hewe discard x3 my sickness! ÚwÚ Souw of Wome! -^-^ Bwave x3 son, dewived from ;;w;; honyowabwe >w< woins! -Thou, ^.^ wike >w< an :33 exowcist, x3 hast >_< conjuwed x3 up -OwO My >_< mowtified >w< spiwit. Now bid ;;w;; me uWu wun, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww strive with ^.^ things impossible, -Yea, get x3 the xDD bettew of OwO them. x3 What's to ^-^ do? -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk :3 that xDD wiww >_< make >w< sick ;;w;; men ^-^ whowe. -ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. OwO But OwO awe nyot x3 some whole :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< make >_< sick? -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 That ^w^ must ^.^ we also. >_> What >w< it ;;w;; is, x3 my Caius, -UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ unfowd to ÚwÚ thee, >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe x3 going -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >w< it ^w^ must be ^-^ donye. -ÚwÚ WIGAWIUS. Set on x3 youw xDD foot, -xDD And with :3 a >_< heawt ÚwÚ nyew-fiwed UwU I ;;w;; fowwow UwU you, -;;w;; To UwU do UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; >_> but >w< it >w< sufficeth -:33 That Brutus weads ;;w;; me :3 on. -^w^ BWUTUS. Follow ;;w;; me UwU then. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Caesar's ÚwÚ house. Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. - -Entew ÚwÚ Caesaw, uWu in :33 his nyightgown. - -:3 CAESAW. x3 Nyow heaven nor ^.^ eawth uWu have :33 been uWu at uWu peace tonight. -uWu Thwice hath Cawpuwnyia uWu in her :33 sweep cried ^.^ out, -x3 "Hewp, ho! ^-^ They muwthew Caesaw!" Who's :33 within? - -Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. - -SEWVANT. OwO My xDD wowd? -:3 CAESAW. Go bid x3 the priests UwU do xDD pwesent sacrifice, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me uWu theiw OwO opinyions of OwO success. -SEWVANT. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. - -Entew Calpurnia. - -CALPURNIA. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, ^-^ Caesaw? ^w^ Think xDD you to UwU wawk uWu fowth? ->_> You UwU shaww nyot stir x3 out of x3 youw ;;w;; house >w< today. -:3 CAESAW. Caesaw UwU shaww ^.^ fowth: x3 the ^.^ things :3 that threaten'd ;;w;; me -Nye'ew >_> wook'd >_> but on x3 my back; when ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_> see -uWu The OwO face of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO vanyished. -CALPURNIA. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I UwU I :33 stood on OwO cewemonyies, -ÚwÚ Yet nyow ;;w;; they :33 fwight x3 me. >_> Thewe >_> is one :33 within, -Besides x3 the ^.^ things :3 that ^.^ we uWu have heard ÚwÚ and uWu seen, -Recounts UwU most >_> howwid uWu sights :3 seen ^.^ by x3 the :33 watch. -^-^ A ^.^ wionyess hath ^-^ whewped uWu in x3 the streets; -xDD And gwaves uWu have ^.^ yawn'd, ÚwÚ and yiewded x3 up uWu theiw UwU dead; -Fiewce fiery :33 wawwiows >w< fight ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> cwouds, -^w^ In ;;w;; wanks ÚwÚ and squadrons ÚwÚ and >w< wight >_< fowm of waw, ->_< Which ^-^ dwizzwed :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 the Capitow; -uWu The noise of ÚwÚ battwe hurtled uWu in x3 the air, ->_> Howses uWu did nyeigh ÚwÚ and dying ;;w;; men uWu did gwoan, -xDD And ghosts uWu did shriek ÚwÚ and :33 squeaw about x3 the stweets. -x3 O :3 Caesaw! ;;w;; These ^.^ things OwO awe ^w^ beyond aww ^.^ use, -xDD And UwU I UwU do feaw OwO them. -:3 CAESAW. >_> What ^.^ can be avoided ->_< Whose >w< end >_> is puwposed ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ mighty >_> gods? -ÚwÚ Yet Caesaw UwU shaww OwO go ^-^ fowth, fow these pwedictions -^w^ Awe to x3 the wowwd uWu in general >_< as to Caesaw. -CALPURNIA. x3 When x3 beggaws >_> die, there OwO awe nyo ;;w;; comets uWu seen; -uWu The heavens x3 themsewves bwaze fowth x3 the :33 death of ;;w;; pwinces. -:3 CAESAW. Cowards ^-^ die UwU many times >w< befowe uWu theiw deaths; -uWu The uWu vawiant >_< nyevew >_> taste of :33 death >_> but OwO once. -Of aww x3 the wondews :3 that UwU I yet uWu have ^-^ heawd, -^.^ It ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me UwU most ;;w;; stwange :3 that ;;w;; men >_> shouwd feaw -x3 Seeing :3 that UwU death, :3 a ^.^ nyecessawy ^w^ end, -Will come when >w< it xDD wiww x3 come. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ Sewvant. - ->_> What >_> say x3 the UwU auguwews? -SEWVANT. ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you to stir fowth >w< today. -Plucking x3 the entwaiws of >w< an offewing ^-^ fowth, -^-^ They couwd nyot find :3 a >_< heawt within x3 the beast. -:3 CAESAW. uWu The gods UwU do ÚwÚ this uWu in ^-^ shame of >_> cowawdice. -Caesaw >_> shouwd be :3 a beast ^-^ without :3 a >_< heawt -;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home today fow ;;w;; feaw. -:3 Nyo, Caesaw UwU shaww not. ^-^ Dangew xDD knyows full weww -:33 That Caesaw >_> is ^.^ mowe uWu dangewous than he. -We OwO awe >w< two wions wittew'd uWu in one ^-^ day, -xDD And UwU I x3 the :33 ewdew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe uWu tewwibwe. -xDD And Caesaw UwU shaww OwO go forth. -CALPURNIA. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, -uWu Youw ^.^ wisdom >_> is ;;w;; consumed uWu in ^.^ confidence. -Do nyot OwO go fowth >w< today. ;;w;; Caww >w< it x3 my feaw -:33 That keeps xDD you uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and nyot x3 youw own. -^-^ We'ww >_> send >_> Mawk OwO Antony to x3 the :33 Senyate ;;w;; House, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> say xDD you OwO awe nyot weww >w< today. -Let uWu me, ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO knyee, :3 pwevaiw uWu in UwU this. -:3 CAESAW. >_> Mawk OwO Antony UwU shaww >_> say UwU I ^w^ am nyot weww, -^.^ And, fow >w< thy >w< humow, UwU I xDD wiww xDD stay uWu at >_> home. - -Entew Decius. - ->_> Hewe's Decius >_> Bwutus, ^.^ he UwU shaww tell them :3 so. -UwU DECIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, aww ^.^ haiw! ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ wowthy :3 Caesaw! -UwU I come to :3 fetch xDD you to x3 the :33 Senyate ^.^ House. -:3 CAESAW. xDD And xDD you OwO awe come uWu in xDD vewy ^w^ happy time -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 my :3 gweeting to x3 the :3 senyatows -xDD And tell them :3 that UwU I xDD wiww nyot come >w< today. -Cannyot, >_> is :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I dawe >_> nyot, fawsew: -UwU I xDD wiww nyot come >w< today. Teww them >_> so, Decius. -CALPURNIA. x3 Say ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; sick. -:3 CAESAW. Shall Caesaw >_> send :3 a wie? -:3 Have UwU I uWu in conquest ;;w;; stwetch'd >_< minye awm UwU so uWu faw -;;w;; To be >_< afeawd to tell xDD gweybeawds x3 the uWu twuth? -^-^ Decius, OwO go tell them Caesaw xDD wiww nyot x3 come. -UwU DECIUS. :3 Most ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ Caesaw, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 some >_< cause, -Lest UwU I be >_< waugh'd uWu at when UwU I tell them :3 so. -:3 CAESAW. uWu The cause >_> is uWu in x3 my OwO wiww: UwU I xDD wiww nyot come, -:33 That >_> is enough to satisfy x3 the Senyate. -But, fow x3 youw >_> pwivate x3 satisfaction, ->_< Because UwU I wuv UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww wet xDD you :33 knyow. -Cawpuwnyia UwU hewe, x3 my :3 wife, uWu stays ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ home; -:33 She dweamt :3 tonyight ^.^ she saw x3 my statue, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ fountain with >w< an :3 hundwed spouts, -Did >w< wun puwe bwood, ÚwÚ and UwU many ÚwÚ wusty Romans ->_< Came x3 smiwing ÚwÚ and uWu did ^.^ bathe uWu theiw ^.^ hands uWu in :3 it. -xDD And these does ^.^ she apply fow :33 wawnyings ÚwÚ and powtents -xDD And ;;w;; eviws ^.^ imminyent, ÚwÚ and on her knyee ->_< Hath begg'd :3 that UwU I xDD wiww xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home >w< today. -UwU DECIUS. This dweam >_> is aww uWu amiss OwO intewpweted; -^.^ It UwU was :3 a xDD vision >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunyate. -uWu Youw statue >_< spouting :3 bwood uWu in UwU many >_< pipes, -^w^ In which UwU so UwU many x3 smiwing Romans xDD bathed, -Signyifies :3 that from xDD you great ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww uWu suck -Weviving bwood, ÚwÚ and :3 that great ;;w;; men UwU shaww x3 pwess -For tinctures, stains, relics, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cognyizance. -This ^.^ by Calpurnia's dweam >_> is signified. -:3 CAESAW. xDD And ÚwÚ this uWu way uWu have xDD you weww xDD expounded :3 it. -UwU DECIUS. UwU I have, when xDD you uWu have heard >_> what UwU I ^.^ can :3 say. -xDD And ^.^ knyow >w< it now, x3 the :33 Senyate uWu have ^-^ concwuded -;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ this day :3 a >_< cwown to ^-^ mighty Caesaw. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww >_> send them ;;w;; wowd xDD you xDD wiww nyot come, -^-^ Theiw minds OwO may :3 change. :33 Besides, >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ mock -Apt to be render'd, fow someone to >_> say -"Break x3 up x3 the :33 Senyate >w< tiww anyothew time, -x3 When Caesar's >w< wife UwU shaww :3 meet with xDD bettew dreams." -;;w;; If Caesaw hide himsewf, UwU shaww ;;w;; they nyot whisper ->_< "Wo, Caesaw >_> is afwaid"? -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ Caesaw, fow x3 my uWu deaw uWu deaw wuv -;;w;; To x3 youw proceeding UwU bids ;;w;; me tell xDD you uWu this, -xDD And reason to x3 my wuv >_> is x3 wiabwe. -:3 CAESAW. How >_< foowish UwU do x3 youw OwO feaws xDD seem now, Calpurnia! -UwU I ^w^ am OwO ashamed UwU I uWu did yield to OwO them. -Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^.^ wobe, fow UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. - -Entew Pubwius, >_> Bwutus, Ligarius, Metewwus, >w< Casca, -Trebonius, ÚwÚ and Cinna. - -xDD And wook :3 whewe UwU Pubwius >_> is come to :3 fetch x3 me. -:3 PUBWIUS. ^-^ Good morrow,Caesar. -:3 CAESAW. Welcome, x3 Pubwius. -What, >_> Bwutus, OwO awe xDD you stirr'd UwU so early xDD too? -^-^ Good morrow, Casca. :3 Caius Ligarius, -Caesaw UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so much x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy -;;w;; As :3 that same xDD ague which hath UwU made xDD you :3 wean. ->_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU 'tis stwucken xDD eight. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ^w^ pains ÚwÚ and uWu couwtesy. - -Entew Antony. - -:3 See, ;;w;; Antony, :3 that :3 wevews ^-^ wong ^.^ o' nyights, -Is :3 nyotwithstanding :33 up. ^-^ Good morrow, Antony. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So to UwU most x3 nyobwe Caesaw. -:3 CAESAW. x3 Bid them >_> pwepawe x3 within. -UwU I ^w^ am to uWu bwame to be OwO thus :33 waited ;;w;; fow. ->_> Nyow, Cinnya; now, Metellus; x3 what, Trebonius, -UwU I uWu have >w< an hour's tawk uWu in OwO stowe fow uWu you; -ÚwÚ Wemembew :3 that xDD you caww on ;;w;; me uWu today; -^w^ Be nyeaw uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may remember OwO you. -TWEBONyIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU I :33 wiww. >_< [Aside.] xDD And UwU so nyeaw xDD wiww UwU I be -:33 That x3 youw best ^w^ fwiends UwU shaww ÚwÚ wish UwU I xDD had :33 been fuwthew. -:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Good OwO fwiends, OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ and >_> taste x3 some winye with uWu me, -xDD And ^.^ we ^.^ wike ^w^ fwiends xDD wiww ^w^ stwaightway OwO go together. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< [Aside.] :33 That every ^.^ wike >_> is nyot x3 the same, x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, -uWu The >_< heawt of Brutus yeawns to think :33 upon! :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the Capitol. - -Entew ^w^ Awtemidowus, weading ^.^ papew. - -:33 AWTEMIDOWUS. :33 "Caesaw, UwU bewawe of Brutus; OwO take :3 heed of ;;w;; Cassius; come -nyot nyeaw uWu Casca; uWu have >w< an ^w^ eye to Cinnya; :33 twust nyot >_> Twebonyius; mark -weww :33 Metewwus OwO Cimbew; Decius Brutus loves uWu thee x3 nyot; xDD thou x3 hast -;;w;; wwonged :3 Caius Wigawius. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> but one ^-^ mind uWu in aww these men, -ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is UwU bent OwO against Caesaw. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest nyot immortal, wook -about OwO you. Security ;;w;; gives uWu way to conspiwacy. uWu The ^-^ mighty gods -;;w;; defend uWu thee! -x3 Thy ^.^ wuvw, xDD Awtemidowus." -:3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I stand >w< tiww Caesaw pass along, -xDD And >_< as :3 a suitor xDD wiww UwU I UwU give ^.^ him UwU this. -OwO My >_< heawt ^.^ waments :3 that viwtue ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive -UwU Out of x3 the teeth of emulation. -;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ wead uWu this, x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou :33 mayest ÚwÚ wive; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 the :33 Fates with traitors UwU do x3 contwive. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the same stweet, >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; house of Brutus. - -Entew :33 Powtia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wucius. - -POWTIA. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ boy, >w< wun to x3 the :33 Senyate House; -OwO Stay nyot to answew uWu me, >_> but get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. -Why dost xDD thou stay? -WUCIUS. ;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu ewwand, UwU madam. -POWTIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had uWu thee thewe, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe OwO again, -Ere UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu thee >_> what xDD thou shouwdst UwU do :33 thewe. -x3 O >_< constancy, be >w< stwong ;;w;; upon x3 my :33 side! -Set :3 a >_> huge OwO mountain >_> 'tween x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and >_< tongue! -UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 man's UwU mind, >_> but :3 a xDD woman's ^.^ might. -How x3 hawd >w< it >_> is fow x3 women to >_< keep >_< counsew! -Awt xDD thou OwO hewe :33 yet? -WUCIUS. uWu Madam, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ do? -OwO Wun to x3 the Capitol, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing else? -xDD And UwU so ^-^ wetuwn to UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing else? -POWTIA. Yes, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me word, ^-^ boy, >_> if >w< thy ;;w;; wowd wook weww, -For ^.^ he OwO went >_> sickwy forth; ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ good ^-^ nyote ->_> What Caesaw :3 doth, >_> what ^-^ suitows x3 pwess to ^.^ him. -Hawk, ^-^ boy, >_> what noise >_> is ^-^ that? -WUCIUS. UwU I hear nyonye, UwU madam. -POWTIA. Prithee, xDD wisten well. -UwU I heard :3 a bustwing wumow ^.^ wike :3 a fway, -xDD And x3 the wind >_< bwings >w< it from x3 the Capitol. -WUCIUS. xDD Sooth, UwU madam, UwU I hear OwO nyothing. - -Entew x3 the Soothsayer. - -POWTIA. :3 Come hithew, fellow; ->_< Which uWu way x3 hast xDD thou been? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. At >_< minye UwU own house, ÚwÚ good >_> wady. -POWTIA. >_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. About x3 the :3 nyinth ^-^ houw, >_> wady. -POWTIA. Is Caesaw yet >_> gonye to x3 the xDD Capitow? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. uWu Madam, nyot >_> yet. UwU I OwO go to OwO take x3 my stand -;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him pass on to x3 the Capitol. -POWTIA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 some >_> suit to ÚwÚ Caesaw, x3 hast xDD thou ^w^ nyot? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. :33 That UwU I have, >_> wady. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease Caesaw -;;w;; To be UwU so ÚwÚ good to Caesaw >_< as to hear uWu me, -UwU I UwU shaww :33 beseech ^.^ him to >_< befwiend himself. -POWTIA. Why, ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou xDD any >_> hawm's :3 intended uWu towawds him? ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. ^-^ Nyonye :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD wiww be, much :3 that UwU I feaw OwO may >w< chance. -^-^ Good mowwow to OwO you. :3 Hewe x3 the :3 stweet >_> is >_< nyawwow, -uWu The :33 thwong :3 that xDD fowwows Caesaw uWu at x3 the heews, -Of senyatows, of pwaetows, ^w^ common >_> suitows, -Will ^-^ cwowd :3 a feebwe x3 man almost to death. -I'll get ;;w;; me to :3 a :33 pwace ^.^ mowe >_< void ÚwÚ and there -^w^ Speak to great Caesaw >_< as ^.^ he x3 comes >_> awong. ÚwÚ Exit. -POWTIA. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go ^.^ in. uWu Ay uWu me, >w< how xDD weak :3 a ^.^ thing -uWu The >_< heawt of OwO woman x3 is! x3 O >_> Bwutus, -uWu The heavens ^w^ speed uWu thee uWu in ^.^ thinye enterprise! -Sure, x3 the ;;w;; boy heard x3 me. Brutus hath :3 a >_> suit -:33 That Caesaw xDD wiww nyot >w< gwant. >_< O, UwU I gwow ^.^ faint. -Run, ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to x3 my wowd; -x3 Say UwU I ^w^ am x3 mewwy. :3 Come to ;;w;; me OwO again, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >_> what ^.^ he xDD doth >_> say to thee. -Exeunt x3 sevewawwy. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Capitow; x3 the :33 Senyate :3 sitting abuv. -^-^ A ^-^ cwowd of >_> peopwe, ^-^ among them Artemidorus ÚwÚ and x3 the Soothsayer. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> Bwutus, OwO Cassius, >w< Casca, ^-^ Decius, Metewwus, -Trebonius, Cinnya, ;;w;; Antony, Wepidus, OwO Popiwius, Pubwius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -:3 CAESAW. uWu The ides of March OwO awe x3 come. ->w< SOOTHSAYEW. Ay, ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_> but nyot ;;w;; gonye. -^-^ A >w< Haiw, :3 Caesaw! xDD Wead ÚwÚ this scheduwe. -UwU DECIUS. ÚwÚ Twebonyius xDD doth ^.^ desiwe xDD you to ^-^ o'ew wead, -At x3 youw best >_> weisuwe, ÚwÚ this :33 his humble OwO suit. -:33 AWTEMIDOWUS. x3 O ÚwÚ Caesaw, ^w^ wead >_< minye ÚwÚ fiwst, fow mine's :3 a >_> suit -:33 That >_> touches Caesaw >_> nyeawew. xDD Wead :33 it, great Caesaw. -:3 CAESAW. >_> What >_> touches >_> us :3 ouwsewf UwU shaww be >w< wast ^w^ sewved. -:33 AWTEMIDOWUS. ^-^ Deway >_> nyot, OwO Caesaw; ^w^ wead >w< it ^.^ instantwy. -:3 CAESAW. What, >_> is x3 the fewwow uWu mad? -:3 PUBWIUS. Siwwah, UwU give ;;w;; pwace. -CASSIUS. What, urge xDD you x3 youw ^-^ petitions uWu in x3 the uWu stweet? -:3 Come to x3 the Capitol. - -Caesaw xDD goes x3 up to x3 the :33 Senyate ;;w;; House, x3 the xDD west x3 fowwow. - -uWu POPIWIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw uWu entewpwise today OwO may :33 thwive. -CASSIUS. >_> What entewpwise, >_> Popiwius? -uWu POPIWIUS. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -UwU Advances to Caesaw. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What uWu said ^-^ Popiwius Wenya? -CASSIUS. >w< He >w< wish'd today UwU ouw uWu entewpwise ^w^ might :33 thwive. -UwU I feaw UwU ouw OwO puwpose >_> is discovered. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Wook, >w< how ^.^ he x3 makes to Caesaw. >_> Mawk ^.^ him. -CASSIUS. >w< Casca, -^w^ Be x3 sudden, fow ^.^ we feaw :3 pwevention. ->_> Bwutus, >_> what UwU shaww be done? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ^-^ knyown, ->w< Cassius ow Caesaw >_< nyevew UwU shaww turn back, -For UwU I xDD wiww slay :3 mysewf. -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Cassius, be :33 constant. -^-^ Popiwius Lena xDD speaks nyot of UwU ouw ;;w;; puwposes; -For, look, ^.^ he >_> smiwes, ÚwÚ and Caesaw xDD doth nyot :3 change. -CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Twebonyius xDD knyows :33 his time, for, wook UwU you, >_> Bwutus, ->w< He ÚwÚ dwaws >_> Mawk OwO Antony x3 out of x3 the >_> way. -Exeunt OwO Antony ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Twebonyius. -UwU DECIUS. Whewe >_> is :33 Metewwus >w< Cimbew? Let ^.^ him -xDD And presently prefer :33 his >_> suit to Caesaw. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is addwess'd; x3 pwess nyeaw ÚwÚ and second ^.^ him. -CINNA. >w< Casca, xDD you OwO awe x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that ^-^ weaws x3 youw >w< hand. -:3 CAESAW. ^w^ Awe ^.^ we aww ^-^ weady? >_> What >_> is nyow uWu amiss -:33 That Caesaw ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 Senyate ^w^ must >w< wedwess? -METELLUS. :3 Most UwU high, UwU most x3 mighty, ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 puissant ÚwÚ Caesaw, -:33 Metewwus OwO Cimbew ^w^ thwows >w< befowe >w< thy uWu seat -^-^ An humble ;;w;; heawt. Kneels. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ pwevent ÚwÚ thee, Cimbew. -;;w;; These OwO couchings ÚwÚ and these ^-^ wowwy couwtesies -^.^ Might fire x3 the :3 bwood of ordinary ;;w;; men -xDD And turn :3 pweowdinyance ÚwÚ and xDD fiwst x3 decwee -^.^ Into x3 the law of >_< chiwdwen. ^w^ Be nyot fond -;;w;; To think :3 that Caesaw bears xDD such rebel :3 bwood -:33 That xDD wiww be thaw'd from x3 the true ;;w;; quawity -With :3 that which ÚwÚ mewteth foows- UwU I >_> mean x3 sweet wowds, -:3 Wow-cwooked court'sies, ÚwÚ and UwU base spaniel-fawning. -x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ by x3 decwee >_> is x3 banyished. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost >w< bend ÚwÚ and pray ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawn fow :3 him, -UwU I :33 spuwn uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a cur x3 out of x3 my >_> way. -Knyow, Caesaw xDD doth nyot wwong, nor ^-^ without cause -Will ^.^ he be xDD satisfied. -METELLUS. Is there nyo uWu voice ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy than x3 my OwO own, -;;w;; To >_> sound ^.^ mowe sweetly uWu in great Caesar's ear -For x3 the repealing of x3 my banyish'd bwothew? -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I :3 kiss >w< thy uWu hand, >_> but nyot uWu in flattery, ÚwÚ Caesaw, ->_> Desiwing uWu thee :3 that UwU Pubwius OwO Cimbew OwO may -:3 Have >w< an x3 immediate OwO fweedom of ;;w;; wepeaw. -:3 CAESAW. What, OwO Bwutus? -CASSIUS. Pawdon, :3 Caesaw! ÚwÚ Caesaw, >w< pawdon! -;;w;; As wow >_< as to >w< thy :33 foot xDD doth >w< Cassius faww -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg enfranchisement fow UwU Pubwius Cimbew. -:3 CAESAW. UwU I couwd be weww UwU muvd, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_< as uWu you; -;;w;; If UwU I couwd pray to x3 muv, >_< pwayews ^.^ wouwd move OwO me; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ constant >_< as x3 the ^w^ nyowthewn UwU staw, -Of x3 whose >w< twue-fix'd ÚwÚ and resting ;;w;; quawity ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo fewwow uWu in x3 the ^-^ fiwmament. -uWu The skies OwO awe painted with ^.^ unnyumbew'd spawks; -^-^ They OwO awe aww fire ÚwÚ and every one xDD doth ÚwÚ shinye; -OwO But there's >_> but one uWu in aww xDD doth howd :33 his ;;w;; pwace. -^w^ So uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU 'tis OwO fuwnyish'd weww with men, -xDD And ;;w;; men OwO awe >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood, ÚwÚ and apprehensive; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in x3 the ^w^ nyumbew UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow >_> but one -:33 That unyassaiwabwe ÚwÚ howds on :33 his UwU wank, -UwU Unshaked of >w< motion; ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I ^w^ am xDD he, -Let ;;w;; me :3 a xDD wittwe x3 show :33 it, even uWu in >_< this; -:33 That UwU I UwU was ^w^ constant OwO Cimbew >_> shouwd be banish'd, -xDD And ^w^ constant UwU do wemain to >_< keep ^.^ him :3 so. -CINNA. x3 O >w< Caesaw- -:3 CAESAW. :33 Hence! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou lift x3 up ^.^ Owympus? -UwU DECIUS. UwU Gweat >w< Caesaw- -:3 CAESAW. ^-^ Doth nyot Brutus bootwess ;;w;; knyeew? -CASCA. ÚwÚ Speak, ^.^ hands, fow me! ->_< Casca ÚwÚ fiwst, xDD then x3 the othew Conspirators -ÚwÚ and x3 Mawcus Brutus x3 stab Caesaw. -:3 CAESAW. Et >_< tu, ^w^ Bwute?- UwU Then ^.^ faww, :3 Caesaw! >_< Dies. -CINNA. :3 Wibewty! >_> Fweedom! Tyranny >_> is ÚwÚ dead! -OwO Wun hence, ^-^ pwocwaim, cwy >w< it about x3 the stweets. -CASSIUS. ;;w;; Some to x3 the ^w^ common puwpits ÚwÚ and cwy x3 out -UwU "Wibewty, ^w^ fweedom, ÚwÚ and :3 enfwanchisement!" -^w^ BWUTUS. Peopwe ÚwÚ and senyatows, be nyot affwighted, -xDD Fwy >_> nyot, stand stiww; >_< ambition's >_> debt >_> is paid. -CASCA. Go to x3 the pulpit, Brutus. -UwU DECIUS. xDD And >w< Cassius UwU too. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Whewe's ^.^ Pubwius? -CINNA. Here, quite confounded with ÚwÚ this mutiny. -METELLUS. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ fast together, xDD west x3 some :33 fwiend of Caesar's -Should :33 chance- -^w^ BWUTUS. Talk nyot of standing. Pubwius, ÚwÚ good cheew, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo x3 hawm :3 intended to x3 youw pewson, -x3 Nyow to nyo Roman ewse. ^w^ So tell ÚwÚ them, x3 Pubwius. -CASSIUS. xDD And OwO weave us, Pubwius, xDD west :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe -;;w;; Wushing on >_> us >_> shouwd UwU do x3 youw age x3 some >w< mischief. -^w^ BWUTUS. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ and wet nyo x3 man abide ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed -OwO But ^.^ we x3 the ^-^ doews. - -^.^ We-entew ;;w;; Twebonyius. - -CASSIUS. Whewe >_> is Antony? -TWEBONyIUS. >_< Fwed to :33 his ;;w;; house :3 amazed. -Men, ^-^ wives, ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen ^-^ stawe, cwy ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and >w< wun -;;w;; As >w< it :3 wewe OwO doomsday. -^w^ BWUTUS. Fates, ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ knyow x3 youw xDD pweasuwes. -:33 That ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> die, ^.^ we know; UwU 'tis >_> but x3 the time -xDD And :3 dwawing OwO days x3 out :3 that ;;w;; men stand ^w^ upon. -CASSIUS. Why, ^.^ he :3 that >w< cuts x3 off ÚwÚ twenty years of >w< wife -^w^ Cuts x3 off UwU so UwU many years of feawing death. -^w^ BWUTUS. Grant :3 that, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_> is :33 death :3 a >_> benyefit; -^w^ So OwO awe ^.^ we Caesar's ^w^ fwiends :3 that uWu have abridged -ÚwÚ His time of feawing death. ;;w;; Stoop, uWu Womans, ^w^ stoop, -xDD And wet >_> us ^.^ bathe UwU ouw ^.^ hands uWu in Caesar's :3 bwood -Up to x3 the ewbows, ÚwÚ and ^w^ besmeaw UwU ouw swowds; -UwU Then UwU wawk ^.^ we ^-^ fowth, even to x3 the ÚwÚ mawketpwace, -xDD And ^.^ waving UwU ouw red >_< weapons ^-^ o'ew UwU ouw >_< heads, -:3 Wet's aww ^-^ cwy, UwU "Peace, ^w^ fweedom, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewty!" -CASSIUS. ^-^ Stoop >w< then, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wash. How UwU many uWu ages >w< hence -Shall ÚwÚ this UwU ouw wofty scene be OwO acted uvw -^w^ In UwU states xDD unbown ÚwÚ and ;;w;; accents yet unknown! -^w^ BWUTUS. How UwU many times UwU shaww Caesaw bweed uWu in sport, -:33 That nyow on >_> Pompey's >_< basis wies :3 awong -No wowthiew than x3 the x3 dust! -CASSIUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; oft >_< as :3 that UwU shaww be, -^w^ So often UwU shaww x3 the >_< knyot of >_> us be ^w^ caww'd -uWu The ;;w;; men :3 that uWu gave uWu theiw countwy OwO wibewty. -UwU DECIUS. What, UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu fowth? -CASSIUS. Ay, every x3 man xDD away. -Brutus UwU shaww wead, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww xDD gwace :33 his heels -With x3 the UwU most boldest ÚwÚ and best heawts of xDD Wome. - -Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. - -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Soft, who x3 comes hewe? ^-^ A :33 fwiend of >w< Antony's. -SEWVANT. Thus, >_> Bwutus, uWu did x3 my >_< mastew bid ;;w;; me :33 knyeew, -^-^ Thus uWu did >_> Mawk OwO Antony bid ;;w;; me faww ;;w;; down, -^.^ And, ^.^ being OwO pwostwate, OwO thus ^.^ he ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me OwO say: -Brutus >_> is noble, >_< wise, valiant, ÚwÚ and xDD honyest; -Caesaw UwU was x3 mighty, >w< bowd, royal, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woving. -x3 Say UwU I wuv Brutus ÚwÚ and UwU I honyow him; -x3 Say UwU I feaw'd ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU honyow'd :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wuvd ^.^ him. -;;w;; If Brutus xDD wiww x3 vouchsafe :3 that OwO Antony -^-^ May >w< safewy come to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and be resolved -How Caesaw hath deserved to >_< wie uWu in UwU death, ->_> Mawk OwO Antony UwU shaww nyot wuv Caesaw >_< dead -^w^ So weww >_< as Brutus >w< wiving, >_> but xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow -uWu The fowtunyes ÚwÚ and affairs of x3 nyobwe Brutus -Thowough x3 the ^w^ hazawds of ÚwÚ this :3 untwod >w< state -With aww true ÚwÚ faith. ^w^ So ;;w;; says x3 my >_< mastew Antony. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Thy >_< mastew >_> is :3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant Roman; -UwU I >_< nyevew xDD thought ^.^ him x3 wowse. -Teww :3 him, UwU so uWu pwease ^.^ him come >w< unto ÚwÚ this pwace, ->w< He UwU shaww be ^-^ satisfied x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my honyow, -Depart uWu untouch'd. -SEWVANT. I'll :3 fetch ^.^ him presently. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ him weww to :3 fwiend. -CASSIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ we may, >_> but yet uWu have UwU I :3 a ^-^ mind -:33 That OwO feaws ^.^ him ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and x3 my misgiving still -Fawws >w< shwewdwy to x3 the puwpose. - -^.^ We-entew Antony. - -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO But OwO hewe x3 comes Antony. Welcome, >_> Mawk Antony. -xDD ANTONY. x3 O ^-^ mighty :3 Caesaw! uWu Dost xDD thou >_< wie UwU so ^.^ wow? -^w^ Awe aww >w< thy conquests, OwO gwowies, twiumphs, spoils, -;;w;; Shwunk to ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ^w^ measuwe? >w< Fawe uWu thee well. -UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, xDD gentwemen, >_> what xDD you >_> intend, -Who >_> ewse ^w^ must be wet bwood, who >_> ewse >_> is :33 wank. -;;w;; If UwU I myself, there >_> is nyo >_> houw UwU so ;;w;; fit -;;w;; As Caesar's ^w^ death's ^-^ houw, nor nyo UwU instwument -Of half :3 that ^.^ wowth >_< as UwU those x3 youw swowds, UwU made rich -With x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 bwood of aww ÚwÚ this wowwd. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech :3 ye, >_> if xDD you UwU beaw ;;w;; me hawd, ->_> Nyow, whiwst x3 youw puwpwed ^.^ hands UwU do >_< week ÚwÚ and ^.^ smoke, -:3 Fuwfiww x3 youw pleasure. Wive :3 a thousand years, -UwU I UwU shaww nyot find mysewf UwU so ^-^ apt to :3 die; -No :33 pwace xDD wiww uWu pwease ;;w;; me >_> so, nyo means of UwU death, -;;w;; As OwO hewe ^.^ by ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by xDD you :3 cut ^w^ off, -uWu The UwU choice ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ;;w;; spiwits of ÚwÚ this age. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ beg nyot x3 youw :33 death of ÚwÚ us! -;;w;; Though nyow ^.^ we ^w^ must appeaw bwoody ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwuew, -As, ^.^ by UwU ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU ouw xDD pwesent ;;w;; act ->_> You >_> see ^.^ we UwU do, yet >_> see xDD you >_> but UwU ouw ^.^ hands -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD bweeding business ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ donye. -Our heawts xDD you >_> see x3 nyot; ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 pitifuw; -xDD And pity to x3 the general wrong of ^w^ Wome- -;;w;; As fire drives x3 out ^w^ fiwe, UwU so pity ;;w;; pity- ->_< Hath donye ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed on Caesaw. For x3 youw >_> pawt, -;;w;; To xDD you UwU ouw :33 swowds uWu have weaden points, >_> Mawk uWu Antony; -Our :3 awms uWu in ÚwÚ stwength of x3 mawice, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw heawts -Of ^w^ bwothews' :33 tempew, UwU do receive xDD you uWu in -With aww uWu kind xDD wuv, ÚwÚ good thoughts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevewence. -CASSIUS. uWu Youw uWu voice UwU shaww be >_< as >w< stwong >_< as xDD any :33 man's -^w^ In x3 the OwO disposing of x3 nyew ;;w;; dignyities. -^w^ BWUTUS. Onwy be patient >w< tiww ^.^ we uWu have :3 appeased -uWu The >_< muwtitude, :3 beside x3 themsewves with ;;w;; feaw, -xDD And xDD then ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you x3 the cause -Why I, :3 that uWu did wuv Caesaw when UwU I >w< stwuck :3 him, -:3 Have OwO thus >w< pwoceeded. -xDD ANTONY. UwU I doubt nyot of x3 youw wisdom. -Let >_< each x3 man render ;;w;; me :33 his bwoody >w< hand. -^.^ Fiwst, x3 Mawcus >_> Bwutus, xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; shake with uWu you; -uWu Nyext, :3 Caius OwO Cassius, UwU do UwU I OwO take x3 youw xDD hand; ->_> Nyow, Decius >_> Bwutus, OwO youws; nyow >_< youws, Metellus; -OwO Youws, Cinnya; x3 and, x3 my uWu vawiant >w< Casca, OwO youws; -;;w;; Though last, nyot least uWu in xDD wuv, >_< youws, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Twebonyius. -^.^ Gentwemen ;;w;; aww- :3 awas, >_> what UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? -OwO My cwedit nyow >w< stands on xDD such slippery ground, -:33 That one of >w< two :33 bad ways xDD you ^w^ must conceit uWu me, -^-^ Eithew :3 a x3 cowawd ow :3 a flatterer. -:33 That UwU I uWu did wuv ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ Caesaw, >_< O, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue! -;;w;; If xDD then >w< thy ^w^ spiwit wook ;;w;; upon >_> us now, -Shall >w< it nyot UwU gwieve uWu thee ÚwÚ deawew than >w< thy :33 death -;;w;; To >_> see >w< thy OwO Antony x3 making :33 his ÚwÚ peace, -:33 Shaking x3 the bwoody x3 fingews of >w< thy ;;w;; foes, -:3 Most nyobwe! ^w^ In x3 the x3 pwesence of >w< thy corse? -xDD Had UwU I >_< as UwU many eyes >_< as xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; wounds, -Weeping >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as ;;w;; they stweam fowth >w< thy bwood, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd :33 become ;;w;; me xDD bettew than to ^-^ cwose -^w^ In terms of ÚwÚ fwiendship with ^.^ thinye enemies. -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ Juwius! :3 Hewe >w< wast xDD thou bay'd, >_< bwave >_< hawt, -:3 Hewe :33 didst xDD thou ^.^ faww, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >w< thy huntews x3 stand, -^.^ Sign'd uWu in >w< thy xDD spoiw, ÚwÚ and :3 cwimson'd uWu in >w< thy Wethe. -x3 O ^w^ wowwd, xDD thou >w< wast x3 the >_< fowest to ÚwÚ this >_< hawt, -xDD And uWu this, :33 indeed, x3 O ^w^ wowwd, x3 the >_< heawt of thee. -How ^.^ wike :3 a >w< deew stwucken ^.^ by UwU many pwinces -uWu Dost xDD thou OwO hewe lie! -CASSIUS. >_> Mawk ^-^ Antony- -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, :3 Caius UwU Cassius. -uWu The >_< enyemies of Caesaw UwU shaww >_> say :33 this: -Then, uWu in :3 a fwiend, >w< it >_> is UwU cowd OwO modesty. -CASSIUS. UwU I uWu bwame xDD you nyot fow pwaising Caesaw so; -OwO But >_> what compact >_> mean xDD you to uWu have with us? -Will xDD you be pwick'd uWu in ^w^ nyumbew of UwU ouw OwO fwiends, -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 depend on you? -xDD ANTONY. Therefore UwU I >_> took x3 youw ^.^ hands, >_> but UwU was ÚwÚ indeed -:33 Sway'd from x3 the :33 point ^.^ by ^w^ wooking down on Caesaw. -Fwiends ^w^ am UwU I with xDD you aww ÚwÚ and wuv xDD you all, ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this UwU hope :3 that xDD you UwU shaww UwU give ;;w;; me weasons -Why ÚwÚ and wherein Caesaw UwU was :33 dangewous. -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Ow >_> ewse :3 wewe ÚwÚ this :3 a x3 savage x3 spectacwe. -Our weasons OwO awe UwU so full of ÚwÚ good regard -:33 That :3 wewe UwU you, ;;w;; Antony, x3 the >_< son of ÚwÚ Caesaw, ->_> You >_> shouwd be xDD satisfied. -xDD ANTONY. >w< That's aww UwU I seek; -xDD And ^w^ am moweuvw suitor :3 that UwU I OwO may -UwU Pwoduce :33 his >w< body to x3 the ÚwÚ mawketpwace, -xDD And uWu in x3 the pulpit, >_< as x3 becomes :3 a fwiend, -^w^ Speak uWu in x3 the order of :33 his ^-^ funyewaw. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You UwU shaww, >_> Mawk Antony. -CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -^-^ [Aside to ^.^ Bwutus.] >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you xDD do. Do nyot >_< consent -:33 That OwO Antony speak uWu in :33 his ^-^ funyewaw. -xDD Knyow xDD you >w< how much x3 the OwO peopwe OwO may be ^-^ muvd -^-^ By :3 that which ^.^ he xDD wiww utter? -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ By x3 youw pardon, -UwU I xDD wiww mysewf x3 into x3 the uWu puwpit ÚwÚ fiwst, -xDD And x3 show x3 the reason of UwU ouw Caesar's death. ->_> What OwO Antony UwU shaww :3 speak, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ pwotest ->w< He xDD speaks ^.^ by OwO weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ by permission, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe UwU contented Caesaw UwU shaww -:3 Have aww true rites ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawfuw ^-^ cewemonyies. -^.^ It UwU shaww ^w^ advantage ^.^ mowe than UwU do >_> us wrong. -CASSIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what OwO may uWu faww; UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it not. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, UwU hewe, OwO take xDD you Caesar's body. ->_> You UwU shaww nyot uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; funyewaw ÚwÚ speech uWu bwame us, -OwO But speak aww ÚwÚ good xDD you ^.^ can >w< devise of ÚwÚ Caesaw, -xDD And >_> say xDD you do't ^.^ by UwU ouw permission, -^-^ Ewse UwU shaww xDD you nyot uWu have xDD any uWu hand uWu at aww -About :33 his ^-^ funyewaw. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww speak -^w^ In x3 the same uWu puwpit ^w^ wheweto UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ going, ->w< Aftew x3 my ÚwÚ speech >_> is ended. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Be >w< it >_> so, -UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe nyo more. -^w^ BWUTUS. Pwepawe x3 the >w< body >w< then, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow >_> us. -Exeunt aww >_> but Antony. -xDD ANTONY. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, xDD thou xDD bweeding ^.^ piece of earth, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am >_> meek ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe with these butchers! -^.^ Thou awt x3 the ruins of x3 the uWu nyobwest x3 man -:33 That OwO evew >_< wived uWu in x3 the >_< tide of times. -;;w;; Woe to x3 the uWu hand :3 that x3 shed ÚwÚ this x3 costwy UwU bwood! -Over >w< thy wounds nyow UwU do UwU I >w< pwophesy ->w< (Which ^.^ wike UwU dumb mouths UwU do ^w^ ope uWu theiw ruby lips -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg x3 the uWu voice ÚwÚ and :3 uttewance of x3 my OwO tongue) -^-^ A UwU cuwse UwU shaww >w< wight ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 wimbs of ÚwÚ men; -Domestic UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >_< fiewce ÚwÚ civiw uWu stwife -Shall cumber aww x3 the parts of >w< Itawy; -Blood ÚwÚ and >w< destwuction UwU shaww be UwU so uWu in ^.^ use, -xDD And :3 dweadfuw xDD objects UwU so ^w^ famiwiaw, -:33 That mothews UwU shaww >_> but ;;w;; smiwe when ;;w;; they behowd -^-^ Theiw UwU infants quawtew'd with x3 the ^.^ hands of UwU waw; -All pity ^.^ choked with ;;w;; custom of UwU feww uWu deeds, -xDD And Caesar's ^w^ spiwit xDD wanging fow UwU wevenge, -With Ate ^.^ by :33 his x3 side come :3 hot from >_> heww, -Shall uWu in these confines with :3 a monarch's uWu voice -Cwy UwU "Havoc!" ÚwÚ and wet swip x3 the ^.^ dogs of waw, -:33 That ÚwÚ this fouw ^.^ deed UwU shaww smell :33 abuv x3 the ^.^ eawth -With OwO cawwion men, ;;w;; gwoanying fow OwO buwiaw. - -Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. - ->_> You serve Octavius ÚwÚ Caesaw, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? -SEWVANT. UwU I UwU do, >_> Mawk Antony. -xDD ANTONY. Caesaw uWu did >w< wwite fow ^.^ him to come to xDD Wome. -SEWVANT. >w< He uWu did receive :33 his letters, ÚwÚ and >_> is uWu coming, -xDD And bid ;;w;; me >_> say to xDD you ^.^ by ;;w;; wowd of mouth- -x3 O :3 Caesaw! ^.^ Sees x3 the body. -xDD ANTONY. x3 Thy >_< heawt >_> is *cries* big; get uWu thee UwU apawt ÚwÚ and >_> weep. ->_> Passion, UwU I see, >_> is catching, fow >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -x3 Seeing UwU those beads of sorrow stand uWu in xDD thinye, -:3 Began to >_> watew. Is >w< thy >_< mastew :33 coming? -SEWVANT. >w< He wies :3 tonyight within ÚwÚ seven x3 weagues of xDD Wome. -xDD ANTONY. :33 Post back with ^w^ speed ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what hath chanced. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< mouwnying ^w^ Wome, :3 a uWu dangewous ^w^ Wome, -No ÚwÚ Wome of :33 safety fow Octavius :33 yet; -Hie hence, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him :3 so. ÚwÚ Yet xDD stay awhiwe, -^.^ Thou shalt nyot back >w< tiww UwU I uWu have :3 bownye ÚwÚ this cowse -^.^ Into x3 the ;;w;; mawketpwace. >_> Thewe UwU shaww UwU I ;;w;; twy, -^w^ In x3 my ÚwÚ owation, >w< how x3 the OwO peopwe OwO take -uWu The UwU cwuew x3 issue of these bwoody men, -x3 Accowding to x3 the which xDD thou shalt uWu discouwse -;;w;; To xDD young Octavius of x3 the >w< state of xDD things. -uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. Exeunt with Caesar's body. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The Fowum. - -Entew Brutus ÚwÚ and OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 thwong of uWu Citizens. - ->_> CITIZENS. We xDD wiww be ÚwÚ satisfied! Let >_> us be ÚwÚ satisfied! -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Then ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me uWu audience, fwiends. -OwO Cassius, OwO go xDD you x3 into x3 the othew :3 stweet -xDD And ÚwÚ pawt x3 the nyumbews. ->w< Those :3 that xDD wiww hear ;;w;; me :3 speak, wet x3 'em xDD stay ^.^ hewe; ->w< Those :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO Cassius, OwO go with him; -xDD And public weasons UwU shaww be wendewed -Of Caesar's death. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I xDD wiww hear Brutus >_< speak. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I xDD wiww hear >w< Cassius ÚwÚ and compare uWu theiw ^w^ weasons, -x3 When uWu sevewawwy ^.^ we hear them rendered. -uWu Exit OwO Cassius, with x3 some uWu Citizens. -Brutus xDD goes x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ puwpit. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu The x3 nyobwe Brutus >_> is ascended. Silence! -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Be patient >w< tiww x3 the last. -uWu Womans, ÚwÚ countwymen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuvws! >w< Heaw ;;w;; me fow x3 my >_< cause, ÚwÚ and be -siwent, :3 that xDD you OwO may heaw. :3 Bewieve ;;w;; me fow >_< minye honyow, ÚwÚ and uWu have -wespect to >_< minye honyow, :3 that xDD you OwO may :3 bewieve. x3 Censuwe ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw -wisdom, ÚwÚ and awake x3 youw ^-^ senses, :3 that xDD you OwO may x3 the xDD bettew ^-^ judge. ;;w;; If -there be xDD any uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; assembwy, xDD any uWu deaw :33 fwiend of Caesar's, to -^.^ him UwU I >_> say :3 that ^-^ Bwutus' wuv to Caesaw UwU was nyo less than ÚwÚ his. ;;w;; If -xDD then :3 that :33 fwiend ;;w;; demand >w< why Brutus wose OwO against ÚwÚ Caesaw, ÚwÚ this >_> is -x3 my :33 answew: ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I xDD wuvd Caesaw UwU wess, >_> but :3 that UwU I xDD wuvd ÚwÚ Wome -more. xDD Had xDD you rather Caesaw :3 wewe UwU wiving ÚwÚ and ^-^ die aww swaves, than -:3 that Caesaw :3 wewe >_< dead to ^w^ wive aww ^-^ fweemen? ;;w;; As Caesaw xDD wuvd uWu me, UwU I -xDD weep fow him; >_< as ^.^ he UwU was fortunate, UwU I rejoice uWu at uWu it; >_< as ^.^ he UwU was -valiant, UwU I honyow him; >_> but >_< as ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him. >_> Thewe ->_> is tears fow :33 his xDD wuv, joy fow :33 his fowtunye, honyow fow :33 his ^w^ vawow, -ÚwÚ and :33 death fow :33 his ^.^ ambition. Who >_> is OwO hewe UwU so UwU base :3 that ^.^ wouwd be :3 a -ÚwÚ bondman? ;;w;; If uWu any, :3 speak, fow ^.^ him uWu have UwU I ^.^ offended. Who >_> is OwO hewe UwU so -wude :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a uWu Woman? ;;w;; If uWu any, :3 speak, fow ^.^ him uWu have UwU I -^.^ offended. Who >_> is OwO hewe UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 that xDD wiww nyot wuv :33 his country? ;;w;; If -uWu any, :3 speak, fow ^.^ him uWu have UwU I ^.^ offended. UwU I :3 pause fow :3 a wepwy. -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> Bwutus, none. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Then >_< nyonye uWu have UwU I ^.^ offended. UwU I uWu have donye nyo ^.^ mowe to Caesaw -than xDD you UwU shaww UwU do to Brutus. uWu The ;;w;; question of :33 his :33 death >_> is ->_> enwowwed uWu in x3 the Capitol, :33 his :3 gwowy nyot extenyuated, wherein ^.^ he UwU was -wowthy, nor :33 his x3 offenses x3 enfowced, fow which ^.^ he suffered death. - -Entew OwO Antony ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with Caesar's body. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his ;;w;; body, >w< mouwnyed ^.^ by >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, who, ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD had -nyo uWu hand uWu in :33 his UwU death, UwU shaww receive x3 the ^-^ benyefit of :33 his ÚwÚ dying, :3 a -:33 pwace uWu in x3 the commonwealth, >_< as which of xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ nyot? With ÚwÚ this UwU I -:33 depawt- :3 that, >_< as UwU I >_< swew x3 my best wuvw fow x3 the ÚwÚ good of ^w^ Wome, UwU I -uWu have x3 the same ÚwÚ daggew fow myself, when >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease x3 my countwy -to >_< nyeed x3 my death. -uWu AWW. Wive, >_> Bwutus, x3 wive, x3 wive! -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Bring ^.^ him with twiumph ^.^ home >w< unto :33 his ÚwÚ house. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Give ^.^ him :3 a statue with :33 his ÚwÚ ancestows. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Let ^.^ him be Caesaw. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Caesar's xDD bettew parts -Shall be cwown'd uWu in Brutus. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to :33 his ;;w;; house with ^w^ shouts ÚwÚ and -clamors. -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO My :33 countwymen- -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Peace! Silence! Brutus speaks. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Peace, ho! -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ countwymen, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ depawt ^-^ awonye, -^.^ And, fow x3 my ^w^ sake, xDD stay OwO hewe with Antony. -Do xDD gwace to Caesar's :33 cowse, ÚwÚ and xDD gwace :33 his ÚwÚ speech -:33 Tending to Caesar's OwO gwowies, which >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, -^-^ By UwU ouw permission, >_> is UwU awwow'd to >_> make. -UwU I UwU do entweat UwU you, nyot :3 a x3 man depart, -:3 Save UwU I ^-^ awonye, >w< tiww OwO Antony uWu have >_> spoke. ÚwÚ Exit. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Stay, :3 ho, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us hear >_> Mawk Antony. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Let ^.^ him OwO go x3 up x3 into x3 the public >_< chaiw; -^-^ We'ww hear ^.^ him. Noble ;;w;; Antony, OwO go :33 up. -xDD ANTONY. For ^-^ Bwutus' ^w^ sake, UwU I ^w^ am beholding to OwO you. -x3 Goes x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ puwpit. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> What does ^.^ he >_> say of OwO Bwutus? -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< He says, fow ^-^ Bwutus' ^w^ sake, ->w< He ÚwÚ finds >_< himsewf beholding to >_> us all. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu 'Twewe best ^.^ he speak nyo x3 hawm of Brutus hewe. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. This Caesaw UwU was :3 a tywant. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. -We OwO awe bwest :3 that ÚwÚ Wome >_> is x3 wid of ^.^ him. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Peace! Let >_> us hear >_> what OwO Antony ^.^ can :3 say. -xDD ANTONY. >_> You ^-^ gentwe Womans- -uWu AWW. uWu Peace, ho! Let >_> us hear ^.^ him. -xDD ANTONY. Friends, uWu Womans, ÚwÚ countwymen, xDD wend ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ eaws! -UwU I come to ^.^ buwy ÚwÚ Caesaw, nyot to praise ^.^ him. -uWu The eviw :3 that ;;w;; men UwU do ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ them, -uWu The ÚwÚ good >_> is ;;w;; oft :3 intewwed with uWu theiw bones; -^w^ So wet >w< it be with Caesaw. uWu The x3 nyobwe Brutus ->_< Hath told xDD you Caesaw UwU was :33 ambitious; -;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe >_> so, >w< it UwU was :3 a ;;w;; gwievous ^w^ fauwt, -xDD And UwU gwievouswy hath Caesaw x3 answew'd :3 it. -Here, :33 undew OwO weave of Brutus ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< west- -For Brutus >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe xDD man; -^w^ So OwO awe ;;w;; they all, aww ;;w;; honyowabwe UwU men- -:3 Come UwU I to speak uWu in Caesar's ^-^ funyewaw. ->w< He UwU was x3 my fwiend, faithfuw ÚwÚ and >w< just to OwO me; -OwO But Brutus ;;w;; says ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, -xDD And Brutus >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe man. ->w< He hath ^.^ bwought UwU many captives ^.^ home to ^w^ Wome, ->_< Whose :33 wansoms uWu did x3 the general >_< coffews x3 fiww. -Did ÚwÚ this uWu in Caesaw xDD seem ambitious? -x3 When :3 that x3 the poor uWu have cwied, Caesaw hath wept; -:3 Ambition >_> shouwd be UwU made of sterner :33 stuff: -ÚwÚ Yet Brutus ;;w;; says ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, -xDD And Brutus >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe man. ->_> You aww uWu did >_> see :3 that on x3 the Lupercal -UwU I thrice pwesented ^.^ him :3 a >_> kingwy :3 cwown, ->_< Which ^.^ he uWu did thrice refuse. Was ÚwÚ this ^.^ ambition? -ÚwÚ Yet Brutus ;;w;; says ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ ambitious, -xDD And >_< suwe ^.^ he >_> is >w< an ;;w;; honyowabwe man. -UwU I speak nyot to dispwuv >_> what Brutus ;;w;; spoke, -OwO But OwO hewe UwU I ^w^ am to speak >_> what UwU I UwU do :33 knyow. ->_> You aww uWu did wuv ^.^ him ^w^ once, nyot ^-^ without cause; ->_> What cause ÚwÚ withhowds xDD you xDD then to mouwn fow him? -x3 O ^w^ judgement, xDD thou awt ^w^ fwed to ÚwÚ bwutish xDD beasts, -xDD And ;;w;; men uWu have wost uWu theiw reason. ÚwÚ Beaw with OwO me; -OwO My >_< heawt >_> is uWu in x3 the UwU coffin there with ÚwÚ Caesaw, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ must :3 pause >w< tiww >w< it come back to x3 me. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Methinks there >_> is much reason uWu in :33 his x3 sayings. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO considew rightly of x3 the >w< mattew, -Caesaw >_> has xDD had great wrong. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Has xDD he, >_> mastews? -UwU I feaw there xDD wiww :3 a xDD wowse come uWu in :33 his ;;w;; pwace. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_< Mawk'd OwO ye :33 his xDD wowds? >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take x3 the >_< cwown; -Therefore UwU 'tis xDD cewtain ^.^ he UwU was nyot UwU ambitious. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> found >_> so, x3 some xDD wiww uWu deaw abide :3 it. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. OwO Poow x3 souw, :33 his eyes OwO awe red >_< as fire with ^.^ weeping. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> Thewe's nyot :3 a >w< nyobwew x3 man uWu in ÚwÚ Wome than Antony. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Now mark :3 him, ^.^ he ÚwÚ begins again to >_< speak. -xDD ANTONY. OwO But ;;w;; yestewday x3 the ;;w;; wowd of Caesaw ^w^ might -:3 Have :33 stood OwO against x3 the wowwd. Now wies ^.^ he thewe, -xDD And >_< nyonye UwU so poor to UwU do ^.^ him ^w^ wevewence. -x3 O ;;w;; mastews! ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe disposed to stir -uWu Youw heawts ÚwÚ and minds to mutiny ÚwÚ and rage, -UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do Brutus wrong ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius wwong, -UwU Who, xDD you aww knyow, OwO awe ;;w;; honyowabwe ^.^ men. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do them >_> wwong; UwU I rather choose -;;w;; To wrong x3 the >_< dead, to wrong mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU you, -Than UwU I xDD wiww wrong xDD such ;;w;; honyowabwe ^.^ men. -OwO But hewe's :3 a pawchment with x3 the UwU seaw of OwO Caesaw; -UwU I >_> found >w< it uWu in :33 his closet, UwU 'tis :33 his :33 wiww. -Let >_> but x3 the >w< commons hear ÚwÚ this ^w^ testament- ->_< Which, UwU pawdon uWu me, UwU I UwU do nyot >_> mean to ^-^ wead- -xDD And ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 kiss >_< dead Caesar's wounds -xDD And ^.^ dip uWu theiw napkins uWu in :33 his uWu sacwed bwood, -Yea, ÚwÚ beg :3 a >_< haiw of ^.^ him fow xDD memowy, -^.^ And, ÚwÚ dying, >w< mention >w< it within uWu theiw wiwws, ->_< Bequeathing >w< it >_< as :3 a rich wegacy -uWu Unto uWu theiw UwU issue. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww hear x3 the :33 wiww. xDD Wead :33 it, >_> Mawk Antony. -uWu AWW. uWu The :33 wiww, x3 the will! We xDD wiww hear Caesar's :33 wiww. -xDD ANTONY. :3 Have patience, ^-^ gentwe OwO fwiends, UwU I ^w^ must nyot ^w^ wead uWu it; -^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 meet xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< how Caesaw xDD wuvd OwO you. ->_> You OwO awe nyot wood, xDD you OwO awe nyot ^w^ stonyes, >_> but ÚwÚ men; -^.^ And, ^.^ being men, hearing x3 the xDD wiww of ÚwÚ Caesaw, -^.^ It xDD wiww uWu infwame UwU you, >w< it xDD wiww >_< make xDD you >_> mad. -'Tis ÚwÚ good xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot :3 that xDD you OwO awe :33 his >_> heiws, -For >_> if xDD you should, >_< O, >_> what ^.^ wouwd come of :3 it! -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD Wead x3 the :33 wiww; we'll hear :33 it, Antony. ->_> You UwU shaww ^w^ wead >_> us x3 the :33 wiww, Caesar's :33 wiww. -xDD ANTONY. Will xDD you be uWu patient? Will xDD you xDD stay awhiwe? -UwU I uWu have o'ershot mysewf to tell xDD you of :3 it. -UwU I feaw UwU I wrong x3 the ;;w;; honyowabwe ;;w;; men ->_< Whose ÚwÚ daggews uWu have stabb'd OwO Caesaw; UwU I UwU do feaw :3 it. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ They :3 wewe twaitows. :33 Honyowabwe :3 men! -uWu AWW. uWu The will! uWu The testament! -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ They :3 wewe >_> viwwains, muwthewews. uWu The will! -xDD Wead x3 the will! -xDD ANTONY. >_> You xDD wiww compel ;;w;; me xDD then to ^w^ wead x3 the xDD wiww? -UwU Then >_< make :3 a OwO wing about x3 the cowse of ÚwÚ Caesaw, -xDD And wet ;;w;; me x3 show xDD you ^.^ him :3 that UwU made x3 the :33 wiww. -Shall UwU I UwU descend? xDD And xDD wiww xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me weave? -uWu AWW. :3 Come down. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Descend. ->w< He x3 comes down from x3 the ÚwÚ puwpit. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have >_< weave. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ A *hugs tightly* wing, stand wound. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Stand from x3 the :3 heawse, stand from x3 the body. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Room fow ;;w;; Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony. -xDD ANTONY. Nyay, x3 pwess nyot UwU so ;;w;; upon uWu me, stand uWu faw off. -uWu AWW. ;;w;; Stand back; room, UwU beaw >_> back! -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu have ^-^ teaws, >_> pwepawe to x3 shed them now. ->_> You aww UwU do ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this mantle. UwU I remember -uWu The xDD fiwst time OwO evew Caesaw put >w< it xDD on; ->_< 'Twas on :3 a :33 summew's xDD evenying, uWu in :33 his x3 tent, -:33 That day ^.^ he overcame x3 the Nervii. -x3 Wook, uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace wan uWu Cassius' ÚwÚ daggew through; -xDD See >_> what :3 a OwO went x3 the envious >_< Casca ÚwÚ made; -^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ this x3 the >_> weww-bewuvd Brutus :3 stabb'd; -xDD And >_< as ^.^ he ^w^ pwuck'd :33 his uWu cuwsed steew away, ->_> Mawk >w< how x3 the :3 bwood of Caesaw follow'd :33 it, -;;w;; As uWu wushing x3 out of doows, to be resolved -;;w;; If Brutus UwU so unkindly knyock'd, ow ^.^ nyo; -For >_> Bwutus, >_< as xDD you knyow, UwU was Caesar's OwO angew. -UwU Judge, x3 O xDD you uWu gods, >w< how ÚwÚ deawwy Caesaw xDD wuvd x3 him! -This UwU was x3 the UwU most unkindest :3 cut of aww; -For when x3 the x3 nyobwe Caesaw saw ^.^ him >_< stab, -;;w;; Ingwatitude, ^.^ mowe >w< stwong than >_> twaitows' awms, ->_< Quite >_< vanquish'd ^.^ him. UwU Then burst :33 his ^-^ mighty uWu heawt, -^.^ And, uWu in :33 his ^-^ mantwe >_> muffwing x3 up :33 his >w< face, -Even uWu at x3 the UwU base of >_> Pompey's statue, ->_< Which aww x3 the OwO whiwe wan bwood, great Caesaw x3 feww. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a faww UwU was thewe, x3 my ;;w;; countwymen! -UwU Then I, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and aww of >_> us UwU feww ;;w;; down, -Whilst bwoody UwU tweason ^.^ fwouwish'd uvw >_> us. ->_< O, nyow xDD you >_> weep, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> pewceive xDD you x3 feew -uWu The ^.^ dint of >_> pity. ;;w;; These OwO awe >_> gwacious ^.^ dwops. -Kind souws, >_> what xDD weep xDD you when xDD you >_> but behowd -Our Caesar's ^.^ vestuwe wounded? Wook xDD you UwU hewe, -:3 Hewe >_> is himsewf, x3 maww'd, >_< as xDD you see, with twaitows. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O ^.^ piteous ^-^ spectacwe! -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O x3 nyobwe :3 Caesaw! -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O ^.^ woefuw ^.^ day! -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O traitors viwwains! -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O UwU most bwoody ;;w;; sight! -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. We xDD wiww be revenged. -uWu AWW. Revenge! About! uWu Seek! Burn! >_< Fiwe! Kill! -Slay! Let nyot :3 a traitor x3 wive! -xDD ANTONY. Stay, uWu countwymen. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Peace thewe! >w< Heaw x3 the x3 nyobwe Antony. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww hear :3 him, we'll ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, we'll ^-^ die with -^.^ him. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Good OwO fwiends, x3 sweet OwO fwiends, wet ;;w;; me nyot stir xDD you x3 up -;;w;; To xDD such :3 a ^.^ sudden flood of mutiny. -^-^ They :3 that uWu have donye ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed OwO awe x3 honyowabwe. ->_> What >_> pwivate griefs ;;w;; they have, :3 awas, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, -:33 That UwU made them UwU do :3 it. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu wise ÚwÚ and honorable, -xDD And :33 wiww, nyo doubt, with weasons answew OwO you. -UwU I come >_> nyot, OwO fwiends, to ^.^ steaw OwO away x3 youw >w< heawts. -UwU I ^w^ am nyo orator, >_< as Brutus is; -But, >_< as xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me all, :3 a uWu pwain >w< bwunt ^w^ man, -:33 That wuv x3 my fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow full weww -:33 That uWu gave ;;w;; me public OwO weave to speak of ^.^ him. -For UwU I uWu have :3 nyeithew ^w^ wit, nor wowds, nor ^.^ wowth, -;;w;; Action, nor utterance, nor x3 the powew of ;;w;; speech, -;;w;; To stir men's blood. UwU I >w< onwy speak >w< wight xDD on; -UwU I tell xDD you :3 that which xDD you youwsewves UwU do know; -uWu Show xDD you x3 sweet Caesar's ;;w;; wounds, poor UwU dumb ^w^ mouths, -xDD And bid them speak fow x3 me. OwO But :3 wewe UwU I >_> Bwutus, -xDD And Brutus ;;w;; Antony, there :3 wewe >w< an OwO Antony -Wouwd ruffle x3 up x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits ÚwÚ and put :3 a >_> tongue -^w^ In every ;;w;; wound of Caesaw :3 that >_> shouwd move -uWu The ^.^ stonyes of ÚwÚ Wome to rise ÚwÚ and mutiny. -uWu AWW. ^-^ We'ww mutiny. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ We'ww buwn x3 the ;;w;; house of Brutus. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 Away, >w< then! ^.^ Come, >_> seek x3 the conspirators. -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Yet hear uWu me, countwymen; yet hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -uWu AWW. uWu Peace, ho! >w< Heaw ;;w;; Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony! -xDD ANTONY. Why, OwO fwiends, xDD you OwO go to UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot what. -^-^ Whewein hath Caesaw OwO thus deserved x3 youw >w< wuvs? -ÚwÚ Awas, xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; UwU I ^w^ must tell xDD you UwU then. ->_> You uWu have fowgot x3 the xDD wiww UwU I told xDD you uWu of. -uWu AWW. :3 Most ^-^ twue, x3 the will! :3 Wet's xDD stay ÚwÚ and hear x3 the :33 wiww. -xDD ANTONY. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and :33 undew Caesar's ^.^ seaw. -;;w;; To every Roman ^-^ citizen ^.^ he ^w^ gives, -;;w;; To every sevewaw ^w^ man, seventy-five x3 dwachmas. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Most x3 nyobwe :3 Caesaw! ^-^ We'ww xDD wevenge :33 his death. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 O royal :3 Caesaw! -xDD ANTONY. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me with OwO patience. -uWu AWW. uWu Peace, ho! -xDD ANTONY. :33 Moweuvw, ^.^ he hath left xDD you aww :33 his walks, -ÚwÚ His >_> pwivate x3 awbows, ÚwÚ and >_> nyew-pwanted uWu owchawds, -On ÚwÚ this x3 side Tibew; ^.^ he hath left them UwU you, -xDD And to x3 youw :3 heiws forever- ^w^ common UwU pweasuwes, -;;w;; To UwU wawk ^.^ abwoad ÚwÚ and recreate youwsewves. -:3 Hewe UwU was :3 a :3 Caesaw! x3 When x3 comes xDD such anyothew? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Nyevew, ^-^ nyevew. ^.^ Come, away, away! -^-^ We'ww buwn :33 his >w< body uWu in x3 the >w< howy :33 pwace -xDD And with x3 the >_> bwands fire x3 the >_> twaitows' xDD houses. -^.^ Take x3 up x3 the body. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Go :3 fetch >_> fiwe. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Pluck down benches. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Pluck down x3 fowms, ÚwÚ windows, x3 anything. -Exeunt uWu Citizens with x3 the body. -xDD ANTONY. Now wet >w< it >w< wowk. Mischief, xDD thou awt afoot, -^.^ Take xDD thou >_> what course xDD thou wilt. - -Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. - -How now, fewwow? -SEWVANT. UwU Siw, Octavius >_> is xDD awweady come to xDD Wome. -xDD ANTONY. Whewe >_> is uWu he? -SEWVANT. >w< He ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus OwO awe uWu at Caesar's ÚwÚ house. -xDD ANTONY. xDD And uWu thithew xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ stwaight to x3 visit ^.^ him. ->w< He x3 comes ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ wish. :33 Fowtunye >_> is >_> mewwy, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mood xDD wiww UwU give >_> us x3 anything. -SEWVANT. UwU I heard ^.^ him >_> say Brutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius -^w^ Awe x3 wid ^.^ wike OwO madmen ^w^ thwough x3 the :3 gates of xDD Wome. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ Be ^.^ wike ;;w;; they xDD had x3 some ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 the >_> peopwe, -How UwU I xDD had ^-^ muvd OwO them. Bring ;;w;; me to Octavius. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew ^.^ Cinnya x3 the poet. - -CINNA. UwU I dweamt :3 tonyight :3 that UwU I uWu did >_> feast with ÚwÚ Caesaw, -xDD And ^.^ things xDD unwuckiwy :3 chawge x3 my OwO fantasy. -UwU I uWu have nyo xDD wiww to >w< wandew fowth of doows, -ÚwÚ Yet ^-^ something weads ;;w;; me forth. - -Entew uWu Citizens. - -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 Whithew OwO awe xDD you xDD going? -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Whewe UwU do xDD you dweww? -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a mawwied x3 man ow :3 a bachewow? -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Answer every x3 man directly. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ÚwÚ and bwiefwy. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ÚwÚ and wisely. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO twuwy, xDD you :3 wewe >_> best. -CINNA. >_> What >_> is x3 my :3 nyame? x3 Whithew ^w^ am UwU I xDD going? Whewe UwU do UwU I dweww? ^w^ Am UwU I -:3 a mawwied x3 man ow :3 a bachewow? Then, to answew every x3 man xDD diwectwy -ÚwÚ and bwiefwy, wisely ÚwÚ and twuwy: wisely UwU I say, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 bachewow. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe foows :3 that marry. -You'll UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 a ^-^ bang fow :3 that, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. ÚwÚ Pwoceed directly. -CINNA. Directly, UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to Caesar's ^-^ funyewaw. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; As :3 a :33 fwiend ow >w< an enyemy? -CINNA. ;;w;; As :3 a :3 fwiend. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. :33 That ;;w;; mattew >_> is OwO answewed directly. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. For x3 youw x3 dwewwing, bwiefwy. -CINNA. ÚwÚ Bwiefwy, UwU I dwell ^.^ by x3 the Capitol. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Youw :33 nyame, ^w^ siw, UwU twuwy. -CINNA. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Cinna. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Teaw ^.^ him to :3 pieces, uWu he's :3 a ^.^ conspiwatow. -CINNA. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ Cinnya x3 the ^-^ poet, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ Cinnya x3 the poet. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Teaw ^.^ him fow :33 his :33 bad ^w^ vewses, teaw ^.^ him fow :33 his :33 bad -verses. -CINNA. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ Cinnya x3 the ^.^ conspiwatow. -;;w;; FOUWTH ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ It >_> is nyo >w< mattew, :33 his name's Cinna. Pluck >_> but :33 his -xDD nyame x3 out of :33 his uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him uWu going. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. >w< Teaw :3 him, teaw x3 him! ^.^ Come, bwands, :3 ho, OwO fiwebwands. ;;w;; To ->_> Bwutus', to xDD Cassius'; buwn all. ;;w;; Some to ^-^ Decius' house, ÚwÚ and x3 some -to x3 Casca's, x3 some to uWu Wigawius'. :33 Away, :3 go! :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A ;;w;; house uWu in xDD Wome. ;;w;; Antony, uWu Octavius, ÚwÚ and Wepidus, seated uWu at :3 a ;;w;; tabwe. - -xDD ANTONY. ;;w;; These UwU many xDD then UwU shaww >_> die, uWu theiw nyames OwO awe pwick'd. -x3 OCTAVIUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^w^ too ^w^ must :3 die; >_< consent UwU you, Wepidus? -x3 WEPIDUS. UwU I UwU do consent- -x3 OCTAVIUS. Pwick ^.^ him ;;w;; down, Antony. -x3 WEPIDUS. >_> Upon condition UwU Pubwius UwU shaww nyot x3 wive, -Who >_> is x3 youw OwO sistew's x3 son, >_> Mawk Antony. -xDD ANTONY. >w< He UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ wive; look, with :3 a ^w^ spot UwU I damn ^.^ him. -But, Wepidus, OwO go xDD you to Caesar's house, -^-^ Fetch x3 the xDD wiww hithew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww determine -How to :3 cut x3 off x3 some :3 chawge uWu in :3 wegacies. -x3 WEPIDUS. What, UwU shaww UwU I find xDD you hewe? -x3 OCTAVIUS. :33 Ow UwU hewe, ow uWu at x3 the Capitol. uWu Exit Lepidus. -xDD ANTONY. This >_> is :3 a :3 swight OwO unmewitabwe ^w^ man, -^w^ Meet to be sent on ewwands. Is >w< it >w< fit, -uWu The xDD thwee-fowd wowwd divided, ^.^ he >_> shouwd stand -x3 Onye of x3 the >w< thwee to share :33 it? -x3 OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So xDD you xDD thought :3 him, -xDD And >_> took :33 his uWu voice who >_> shouwd be pwick'd to ^-^ die -^w^ In UwU ouw black :33 sentence ÚwÚ and >w< pwoscwiption. -xDD ANTONY. uWu Octavius, UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ mowe OwO days than UwU you, -xDD And ^w^ though ^.^ we uWu way these honyows on ÚwÚ this x3 man -;;w;; To ^w^ ease ouwsewves of divers slanderous ^.^ woads, ->w< He UwU shaww >_> but UwU beaw them >_< as x3 the >w< ass bears ^.^ gowd, -;;w;; To gwoan ÚwÚ and UwU sweat :33 undew x3 the business, -^-^ Eithew x3 wed ow driven, >_< as ^.^ we :33 point x3 the way; -xDD And xDD having ^.^ bwought UwU ouw treasure :3 whewe ^.^ we :33 wiww, -UwU Then OwO take ^.^ we down :33 his woad ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him ^w^ off, -Wike to x3 the :33 empty ass, to ;;w;; shake :33 his OwO eaws -xDD And uWu gwaze uWu in commons. -x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> You OwO may UwU do x3 youw :33 wiww, -OwO But uWu he's :3 a ;;w;; twied ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant OwO sowdiew. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ So >_> is x3 my horse, uWu Octavius, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that -UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ appoint ^.^ him OwO stowe of >_< pwuvndew. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a creature :3 that UwU I >_< teach to x3 fight, -;;w;; To ;;w;; wind, to UwU stop, to >w< wun xDD diwectwy ;;w;; on, -ÚwÚ His corporal >_> motion guvwn'd ^.^ by x3 my >w< spiwit. -^.^ And, uWu in x3 some x3 taste, >_> is xDD Wepidus >_> but so: ->w< He ^w^ must be OwO taught, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twain'd, ÚwÚ and bid OwO go forth; -^-^ A barren-spirited fewwow, one :3 that xDD feeds -On x3 objects, UwU awts, ÚwÚ and x3 imitations, ->_< Which, x3 out of use ÚwÚ and stawed ^.^ by othew men, -Begin :33 his fashion. Do nyot tawk of ^.^ him -OwO But >_< as :3 a uWu pwopewty. xDD And now, uWu Octavius, -OwO Wisten great xDD things. Brutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius -^w^ Awe UwU wevying powews; ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ stwaight >_< make head; -Therefore wet UwU ouw alliance be uWu combinyed, -Our best ^w^ fwiends made, UwU ouw means uWu stwetch'd; -xDD And wet >_> us presently OwO go sit uWu in ;;w;; counciw, -How UwU cuvwt uWu mattews OwO may be best discwosed, -xDD And open perils >_> suwest answered. -x3 OCTAVIUS. Let >_> us UwU do >_> so, fow ^.^ we OwO awe uWu at x3 the >w< stake, -xDD And ^-^ bay'd about with UwU many enyemies; -xDD And x3 some :3 that ;;w;; smiwe uWu have uWu in uWu theiw hearts, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -xDD Miwwions of mischiefs. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Camp nyeaw >w< Sawdis. ^.^ Befowe ^-^ Bwutus' uWu tent. >_< Dwum. - -Entew >_> Bwutus, Wuciwius, ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Sowdiews; Titinyius ÚwÚ and UwU Pindawus :3 meet OwO them. - -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Stand, ho! -LUCILIUS. Give x3 the word, :3 ho, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> What now, Wuciwius, >_> is >w< Cassius ;;w;; nyeaw? -LUCILIUS. >w< He >_> is uWu at uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU Pindawus >_> is come -;;w;; To UwU do xDD you salutation from :33 his master. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He greets ;;w;; me well. uWu Youw ^.^ mastew, Pindarus, -^w^ In :33 his UwU own >_< change, ow ^.^ by :33 iww OwO officews, ->_< Hath UwU given ;;w;; me x3 some ÚwÚ wowthy cause to ÚwÚ wish -^w^ Things donye :3 undonye; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he be uWu at uWu hand, -UwU I UwU shaww be xDD satisfied. -:33 PINDAWUS. UwU I UwU do nyot doubt -OwO But :3 that x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< mastew xDD wiww appeaw ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, full of regard ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He >_> is nyot :33 doubted. ^-^ A word, Wuciwius, -How ^.^ he uWu weceived OwO you. Let ;;w;; me be ^-^ wesowved. -LUCILIUS. With >w< couwtesy ÚwÚ and with wespect UwU enyough, -OwO But nyot with xDD such ^.^ famiwiaw :33 instances, -x3 Nyow with xDD such fwee ÚwÚ and xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ confewence, -;;w;; As ^.^ he hath used of ^-^ owd. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast descwibed -^-^ A :3 hot :33 fwiend >_< coowing. ^w^ Evew :3 nyote, Wuciwius, -x3 When wuv ÚwÚ begins to >w< sicken ÚwÚ and x3 decay -^.^ It xDD useth >w< an enfowced :3 cewemony. ->_> Thewe OwO awe nyo tricks uWu in uWu pwain ÚwÚ and :33 simpwe xDD faith; -OwO But OwO howwow men, ^.^ wike :3 howses :3 hot uWu at uWu hand, -^-^ Make OwO gawwant x3 show ÚwÚ and promise of uWu theiw xDD mettwe; -OwO But when ;;w;; they >_> shouwd OwO enduwe x3 the bwoody ÚwÚ spuw, -^-^ They faww uWu theiw crests ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike deceitful x3 jades -^-^ Sink uWu in x3 the trial. UwU Comes :33 his ^.^ awmy ^-^ on? -LUCILIUS. ^-^ They meant :33 his >w< nyight uWu in >_> Sawd >_> is to be quawtew'd; -uWu The :33 gweatew >_> pawt, x3 the UwU howse uWu in general, -^w^ Awe come with UwU Cassius. Low :33 mawch x3 within. -^w^ BWUTUS. Hawk, ^.^ he >_> is arrived. -March gently on to :3 meet ^.^ him. - -Entew >w< Cassius ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ Powews. - -CASSIUS. >_> Stand, ho! -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Stand, ho! ^w^ Speak x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_> awong. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Stand! -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Stand! -^w^ THIWD uWu SOWDIEW. :3 Stand! -CASSIUS. :3 Most x3 nyobwe brother, xDD you uWu have donye ;;w;; me wrong. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Judge uWu me, xDD you ^-^ gods! Wwong UwU I >_< minye enyemies? -^.^ And, >_> if nyot >_> so, >w< how >_> shouwd UwU I wrong :3 a bwothew? -CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, ÚwÚ this sober >_< fowm of >_> youws OwO hides wrongs, -xDD And when xDD you UwU do OwO them- -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Cassius, be UwU content, -^w^ Speak x3 youw griefs softly, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow xDD you well. -^.^ Befowe x3 the eyes of both UwU ouw awmies UwU hewe, ->_< Which >_> shouwd >_> pewceive >_< nyothing >_> but wuv from us, -Let >_> us nyot wrangle. x3 Bid them move :3 away; -UwU Then uWu in x3 my x3 tent, OwO Cassius, >_< enwawge x3 youw ^.^ gwiefs, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you audience. -CASSIUS. Pindarus, -x3 Bid UwU ouw >_< commandews lead uWu theiw chawges x3 off -^-^ A xDD wittwe from ÚwÚ this :33 gwound. -^w^ BWUTUS. Wuciwius, UwU do xDD you x3 the :3 wike, ÚwÚ and wet nyo x3 man -:3 Come to UwU ouw ^w^ tent >w< tiww ^.^ we uWu have donye UwU ouw conference. -Let ^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and Titinyius xDD guawd UwU ouw UwU doow. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ Bwutus' uWu tent. - -Entew Brutus ÚwÚ and UwU Cassius. - -CASSIUS. :33 That xDD you uWu have wrong'd ;;w;; me xDD doth appeaw uWu in :33 this: ->_> You uWu have condemn'd ÚwÚ and noted ^.^ Wucius uWu Pewwa -For :3 taking ^-^ bwibes OwO hewe of x3 the ^-^ Sawdians, -^-^ Whewein x3 my letters, :3 pwaying on :33 his side, ->_< Because UwU I UwU knyew x3 the ^w^ man, :3 wewe swighted off. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You wrong'd >_> youwsewf to >w< wwite uWu in xDD such :3 a :3 case. -CASSIUS. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a time >_< as ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is nyot :3 meet -:33 That every UwU nyice offense >_> shouwd UwU beaw :33 his uWu comment. -^w^ BWUTUS. Let ;;w;; me tell UwU you, OwO Cassius, xDD you >_> youwsewf -^w^ Awe much condemn'd to uWu have >w< an ÚwÚ itching pawm, -;;w;; To ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ and mart x3 youw ;;w;; offices fow gowd -;;w;; To undesewvews. -CASSIUS. UwU I >w< an ÚwÚ itching ^w^ pawm? ->_> You ^.^ knyow :3 that xDD you OwO awe Brutus :3 that xDD speaks uWu this, -:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the uWu gods, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ speech :3 wewe >_> ewse x3 youw last. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The xDD nyame of >w< Cassius honyows ÚwÚ this >_> cowwuption, -xDD And uWu chastisement xDD doth >_< thewefowe hide :33 his >_> head. -CASSIUS. ;;w;; Chastisement? -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Wemembew March, x3 the ides of March ^.^ wemembew. -Did nyot great Julius bweed fow UwU justice' :33 sake? ->_> What viwwain touch'd :33 his ;;w;; body, :3 that uWu did >_< stab, -xDD And nyot fow >w< justice? What, UwU shaww one of us, -:33 That >w< stwuck x3 the ÚwÚ fowemost x3 man of aww ÚwÚ this wowwd -OwO But fow :33 suppowting ^w^ wobbews, UwU shaww ^.^ we nyow -^.^ Contaminyate UwU ouw x3 fingews with UwU base ^-^ bwibes -xDD And ;;w;; seww x3 the ^-^ mighty xDD space of UwU ouw large honyows -For UwU so much ^w^ twash >_< as OwO may be >w< gwasped >_< thus? -UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bay x3 the ;;w;; moon, -Than xDD such :3 a Roman. -CASSIUS. >_> Bwutus, x3 bait nyot uWu me, -I'll nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. >_> You x3 fowget >_> youwsewf -;;w;; To ^-^ hedge ;;w;; me ^.^ in. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a sowdiew, I, -Older uWu in ^-^ pwactice, UwU abwew than >_> youwsewf -;;w;; To >_< make conditions. -^w^ BWUTUS. Go ^.^ to, xDD you OwO awe >_> nyot, UwU Cassius. -CASSIUS. UwU I am. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I >_> say xDD you OwO awe not. -CASSIUS. Uwge ;;w;; me nyo >_> mowe, UwU I UwU shaww x3 fowget >_< mysewf; -:3 Have ^-^ mind ;;w;; upon x3 youw :33 heawth, tempt ;;w;; me nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Away, :3 swight ;;w;; man! -CASSIUS. ^-^ Is't possible? -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, fow UwU I xDD wiww >_< speak. -:3 Must UwU I UwU give uWu way ÚwÚ and >_> woom to x3 youw >_< wash chowew? -Shall UwU I be frighted when :3 a ÚwÚ madman >w< stawes? -CASSIUS. x3 O uWu gods, OwO ye ^-^ gods! :3 Must UwU I OwO enduwe aww :3 this? -^w^ BWUTUS. All :3 this? Ay, more. ^-^ Fwet >w< tiww x3 youw OwO pwoud >_< heawt *cuddles you* bweak. -Go x3 show x3 youw xDD swaves >w< how :3 chowewic xDD you awe, -xDD And >_< make x3 youw :3 bondmen ^w^ twembwe. :3 Must UwU I >_< bouge? -:3 Must UwU I uWu obsewve you? :3 Must UwU I stand ÚwÚ and :3 cwouch -;;w;; Undew x3 youw testy humor? ^-^ By x3 the uWu gods, ->_> You UwU shaww digest x3 the ;;w;; venyom of x3 youw >w< spween, -;;w;; Though >w< it UwU do ^-^ spwit UwU you, for, from ÚwÚ this day ^-^ fowth, -I'll use xDD you fow x3 my :33 miwth, >w< yea, fow x3 my waughtew, -x3 When xDD you OwO awe ^.^ waspish. -CASSIUS. Is >w< it come to :3 this? -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You >_> say xDD you OwO awe :3 a xDD bettew x3 sowdiew: -Let >w< it appeaw >_> so, >_< make x3 youw >_< vaunting ^-^ twue, -xDD And >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease ;;w;; me well. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, -UwU I UwU shaww be uWu gwad to :3 weawn of x3 nyobwe ^.^ men. -CASSIUS. >_> You wrong ;;w;; me every :3 way, xDD you wrong uWu me, Brutus. -UwU I said, >w< an :33 ewdew sowdiew, nyot :3 a ^-^ bettew. -Did UwU I >_> say "bettew"? -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; If xDD you ^-^ did, UwU I :3 cawe not. -CASSIUS. x3 When Caesaw ^w^ wived, ^.^ he x3 duwst nyot OwO thus uWu have ^-^ muvd x3 me. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Peace, peace! >_> You x3 duwst nyot UwU so uWu have tempted ^.^ him. -CASSIUS. UwU I x3 duwst ^w^ nyot? -^w^ BWUTUS. No. -CASSIUS. What, x3 duwst nyot tempt him? -^w^ BWUTUS. For x3 youw >w< wife xDD you x3 duwst not. -CASSIUS. Do nyot presume ^w^ too much ;;w;; upon x3 my love; -UwU I OwO may UwU do :3 that UwU I UwU shaww be sowwy ;;w;; fow. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You uWu have donye :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd be sowwy ;;w;; fow. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo >w< tewwow, OwO Cassius, uWu in x3 youw :3 thweats, -For UwU I ^w^ am awm'd UwU so >w< stwong uWu in :3 honyesty, -:33 That ;;w;; they pass ^.^ by ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the idle wind ->_< Which UwU I wespect not. UwU I uWu did >_> send to xDD you -For xDD cewtain uWu sums of ^.^ gowd, which xDD you >w< denyied uWu me, -For UwU I ^.^ can >w< waise nyo monyey ^.^ by ^-^ viwe means. -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD had rather ^-^ coin x3 my >_< heawt -xDD And >_< dwop x3 my :3 bwood fow drachmas than to wring -Fwom x3 the x3 hawd ^.^ hands of uWu peasants uWu theiw ^-^ viwe ^w^ twash -^-^ By xDD any ;;w;; indiwection. UwU I uWu did >_> send -;;w;; To xDD you fow gowd to x3 pay x3 my legions, ->_< Which xDD you >w< denyied x3 me. Was :3 that donye ^.^ wike xDD Cassius? -Should UwU I uWu have x3 answew'd :3 Caius >w< Cassius so? -x3 When x3 Mawcus Brutus gwows UwU so covetous -;;w;; To OwO wock xDD such wascaw uWu countews from :33 his OwO fwiends, -^w^ Be :3 weady, uWu gods, with aww x3 youw >w< thundewbowts, -:3 Dash ^.^ him to pieces! -CASSIUS. UwU I >w< denyied xDD you not. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> You ^.^ did. -CASSIUS. UwU I uWu did not. >w< He UwU was >_> but :3 a >w< foow -:33 That ^.^ bwought x3 my answew back. Brutus hath >_< wived x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -^-^ A :33 fwiend >_> shouwd UwU beaw :33 his ^-^ fwiend's >w< infiwmities, -OwO But Brutus x3 makes >_< minye :33 gweatew than ;;w;; they x3 awe. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, >w< tiww xDD you x3 pwactise them on x3 me. -CASSIUS. >_> You wuv ;;w;; me not. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 youw x3 fauwts. -CASSIUS. ^-^ A xDD fwiendwy ^w^ eye couwd >_< nyevew >_> see xDD such x3 fauwts. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ A flatterer's ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, ^w^ though ;;w;; they UwU do appeaw -;;w;; As >_> huge >_< as xDD high Olympus. -CASSIUS. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and xDD young uWu Octavius, come, -xDD Wevenge youwsewves awonye on OwO Cassius, -For >w< Cassius >_> is >_> aweawy of x3 the wowwd: ->w< Hated ^.^ by one ^.^ he loves; braved ^.^ by :33 his bwothew; -Check'd ^.^ wike :3 a >_> bondman; aww :33 his :33 fauwts >_< obsewved, -Set uWu in :3 a notebook, weawn'd ÚwÚ and xDD conn'd ^.^ by rote, -;;w;; To ;;w;; cast x3 into x3 my teeth. >_< O, UwU I couwd xDD weep -OwO My ^w^ spiwit from >_< minye xDD eyes! >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my x3 daggew, -xDD And OwO hewe x3 my nyaked >_< bweast; :33 within, :3 a >_< heawt ->_> Deawew than Pluto's >_> minye, xDD wichew than ;;w;; gowd. -;;w;; If :3 that xDD thou best :3 a Woman, OwO take >w< it forth; -I, :3 that >w< denyied uWu thee ^.^ gowd, xDD wiww UwU give x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -UwU Stwike, >_< as xDD thou :33 didst uWu at ÚwÚ Caesaw, fow UwU I knyow, -x3 When xDD thou :33 didst ^-^ hate ^.^ him ^.^ wowst, xDD thou lovedst ^.^ him xDD bettew -Than OwO evew xDD thou lovedst UwU Cassius. -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Sheathe x3 youw >w< daggew. -^w^ Be angry when xDD you :33 wiww, >w< it UwU shaww uWu have >_> scope; -Do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, OwO dishonyow UwU shaww be humor. -x3 O OwO Cassius, xDD you OwO awe :33 yoked with :3 a lamb, -:33 That xDD cawwies ÚwÚ angew >_< as x3 the OwO fwint bears ^w^ fiwe, -UwU Who, much x3 enfowced, >_< shows :3 a >_> hasty spawk -xDD And ^w^ stwaight >_> is UwU cowd ;;w;; again. -CASSIUS. >_< Hath >w< Cassius >_< wived -;;w;; To be >_> but >_< miwth ÚwÚ and :33 waughtew to :33 his >_> Bwutus, -x3 When grief ÚwÚ and :3 bwood iww-tempew'd vexeth him? -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 When UwU I ^-^ spoke :3 that, UwU I UwU was iww-tempew'd UwU too. -CASSIUS. Do xDD you x3 confess UwU so much? Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And x3 my >_< heawt UwU too. -CASSIUS. x3 O >_> Bwutus! -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -CASSIUS. :3 Have nyot xDD you wuv enough to UwU beaw with ;;w;; me -x3 When :3 that >_< wash humor which x3 my mothew uWu gave ;;w;; me -:3 Makes ;;w;; me >_> fowgetfuw? -^w^ BWUTUS. Yes, OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and from >w< hencefowth, -x3 When xDD you OwO awe x3 uvweawnyest with x3 youw >_> Bwutus, -^-^ He'ww think x3 youw mothew ^.^ chides, ÚwÚ and OwO weave xDD you :3 so. -ÚwÚ POET. ^.^ [Within.] Let ;;w;; me OwO go uWu in to >_> see x3 the xDD genyewaws. ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 some >_< gwudge ^-^ between 'em, UwU 'tis nyot :3 meet -^-^ They be >_< awonye. -LUCILIUS. ^.^ [Within.] >_> You UwU shaww nyot come to OwO them. -ÚwÚ POET. ^.^ [Within.] Nyothing >_> but :33 death UwU shaww xDD stay x3 me. - -Entew >_> Poet, fowwowed ^.^ by Wuciwius, Titinyius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wucius. - -CASSIUS. How now, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -ÚwÚ POET. For UwU shame, xDD you generals! >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? -Wuv, ÚwÚ and be OwO fwiends, >_< as >w< two xDD such ;;w;; men >_> shouwd be; -For UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ mowe years, >w< I'm x3 suwe, than uWu ye. -CASSIUS. >w< Ha, :33 ha! How uWu viwewy xDD doth ÚwÚ this ^-^ cynyic ^-^ whyme! -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< Get xDD you hence, siwwah; ^w^ saucy fewwow, UwU hence! -CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Beaw with :3 him, Brutus; UwU 'tis :33 his fashion. -^w^ BWUTUS. I'll ^.^ knyow :33 his humor when ^.^ he xDD knyows :33 his uWu time. ->_> What >_> shouwd x3 the UwU waws UwU do with these >_< jigging foows? -UwU Companyion, UwU hence! -CASSIUS. :33 Away, away, be ÚwÚ gonye! uWu Exit Poet. -^w^ BWUTUS. Lucilius ÚwÚ and Titinyius, bid x3 the >_< commandews -Pwepawe to uWu wodge uWu theiw ÚwÚ companyies tonight. -CASSIUS. xDD And come youwsewves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing uWu Messawa with xDD you -;;w;; Immediatewy to >_> us. Exeunt Lucilius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Wucius, :3 a >w< boww of :3 winye! uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. -CASSIUS. UwU I uWu did nyot think xDD you couwd uWu have :33 been UwU so >w< angwy. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O OwO Cassius, UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick of UwU many gwiefs. -CASSIUS. Of x3 youw x3 phiwosophy xDD you >_< make nyo ^.^ use, -;;w;; If xDD you UwU give :33 pwace to accidental eviws. -^w^ BWUTUS. No x3 man bears sorrow ^-^ bettew. :33 Powtia >_> is uWu dead. -CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Ha? Portia? -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 She >_> is uWu dead. -CASSIUS. How ^w^ 'scaped UwU kiwwing when UwU I cwoss'd xDD you so? -x3 O xDD insuppowtabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ touching ^w^ woss! ->_> Upon >_> what ^w^ sicknyess? -^w^ BWUTUS. Impatient of x3 my >_> absence, -xDD And grief :3 that xDD young Octavius with >_> Mawk OwO Antony -:3 Have UwU made x3 themsewves UwU so x3 stwong- fow with her :33 death -:33 That UwU tidings >w< came- with ÚwÚ this ^.^ she UwU feww ^.^ distwact, -xDD And OwO (hew ^.^ attendants ^w^ absent) swallow'd >_> fiwe. -CASSIUS. xDD And >w< died so? -^w^ BWUTUS. Even :3 so. -CASSIUS. x3 O OwO ye :3 immowtaw ^-^ gods! - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ Wucius, with winye ÚwÚ and taper. - -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Speak nyo ^.^ mowe of her. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< boww of ^.^ winye. -^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU I ^.^ buwy aww ;;w;; unkindnyess, UwU Cassius. >_> Dwinks. -CASSIUS. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is ^.^ thiwsty fow :3 that x3 nyobwe :33 pwedge. -Fill, ^w^ Wucius, >w< tiww x3 the winye OwO o'ewsweww x3 the cup; -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ dwink ^w^ too much of ^-^ Bwutus' love. >_> Dwinks. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Come x3 in, uWu Titinyius! uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. - -^.^ We-entew Titinyius, with :33 Messawa. - -Welcome, ÚwÚ good :33 Messawa. -Now sit ^.^ we ^-^ cwose about ÚwÚ this xDD tapew UwU hewe, -xDD And caww uWu in ;;w;; question UwU ouw uWu nyecessities. -CASSIUS. :33 Powtia, awt xDD thou gone? -^w^ BWUTUS. No >_> mowe, UwU I pray OwO you. -Messala, UwU I uWu have OwO hewe uWu weceived x3 wettews -:33 That xDD young Octavius ÚwÚ and >_> Mawk OwO Antony -:3 Come down ;;w;; upon >_> us with :3 a ^-^ mighty x3 powew, -:3 Bending uWu theiw ÚwÚ expedition toward Phiwippi. -:3 MESSAWA. xDD Mysewf uWu have x3 wettews of x3 the x3 sewfsame :33 tenyuwe. -^w^ BWUTUS. With >_> what addition? -:3 MESSAWA. :33 That ^.^ by ÚwÚ pwoscwiption ÚwÚ and bills of >_> outwawwy -uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and xDD Wepidus -:3 Have put to :33 death >w< an :3 hundwed ;;w;; senyatows. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Thewe uWu in UwU ouw x3 wettews UwU do nyot weww agree; -Mine speak of OwO seventy :3 senyatows :3 that >w< died -^-^ By uWu theiw proscriptions, Cicero ^.^ being onye. -CASSIUS. Cicero one! -:3 MESSAWA. Cicero >_> is >_< dead, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that order of >w< pwoscwiption. -xDD Had xDD you x3 youw x3 wettews from x3 youw :3 wife, x3 my xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, :33 Messawa. -:3 MESSAWA. x3 Nyow >_< nyothing uWu in x3 youw x3 wettews ^-^ wwit of OwO hew? -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Nyothing, :33 Messawa. -:3 MESSAWA. ^.^ That, UwU methinks, >_> is x3 stwange. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why ^w^ ask you? >w< Heaw xDD you ^.^ aught of her uWu in x3 youws? -:3 MESSAWA. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD you OwO awe :3 a Woman, tell ;;w;; me true. -:3 MESSAWA. UwU Then ^.^ wike :3 a Roman UwU beaw x3 the uWu twuth UwU I tell: -For xDD cewtain ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; stwange ^-^ mannyew. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why, farewell, ^.^ Powtia. We ^w^ must >_> die, :33 Messawa. -With meditating :3 that ^.^ she ^w^ must ^-^ die >_> once -UwU I uWu have x3 the uWu patience to OwO enduwe >w< it now. -:3 MESSAWA. Even UwU so great ;;w;; men great :33 wosses >_> shouwd enduwe. -CASSIUS. UwU I uWu have >_< as much of ÚwÚ this uWu in awt >_< as UwU you, -OwO But yet x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe couwd nyot UwU beaw >w< it :3 so. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Weww, to UwU ouw ^.^ wowk alive. >_> What UwU do xDD you think -Of ^.^ mawching to Philippi ÚwÚ pwesentwy? -CASSIUS. UwU I UwU do nyot think >w< it UwU good. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu Youw uWu weason? -CASSIUS. This >w< it ^w^ is: -'Tis xDD bettew :3 that x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> seek us; -^w^ So UwU shaww ^.^ he uWu waste :33 his >_< means, ÚwÚ weawy :33 his xDD sowdiews, -:33 Doing >_< himsewf :3 offense, whiwst ^.^ we lying still -^w^ Awe full of ^-^ west, >_> defense, ÚwÚ and >w< nyimbwenyess. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good weasons ^w^ must of force UwU give :33 pwace to ^-^ bettew. -uWu The OwO peopwe 'twixt Philippi ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 gwound -Do stand >_> but uWu in :3 a xDD fowced :33 affection, -For ;;w;; they uWu have >_< gwudged >_> us ^-^ contwibution. -uWu The enyemy, ^.^ mawching :3 awong ^.^ by ÚwÚ them, -^-^ By them UwU shaww >_< make :3 a ^-^ fuwwew ^w^ nyumbew up, -:3 Come on refresh'd, ;;w;; nyew-added, ÚwÚ and encouwaged; -Fwom which ^w^ advantage UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 cut ^.^ him x3 off -;;w;; If uWu at Philippi ^.^ we UwU do OwO face ^.^ him thewe, -;;w;; These OwO peopwe uWu at UwU ouw back. -CASSIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, ÚwÚ good ^-^ bwothew. -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Undew x3 youw pardon. >_> You ^w^ must ^-^ nyote :3 beside -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; twied x3 the utmost of UwU ouw OwO fwiends, -Our legions OwO awe >_> bwim-fuww, UwU ouw cause >_> is ripe: -uWu The ;;w;; enyemy incweaseth every uWu day; -We, uWu at x3 the xDD height, OwO awe ready to decwinye. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a >_< tide uWu in x3 the affairs of ;;w;; men ->_< Which :33 taken uWu at x3 the flood weads on to ^-^ fowtunye; -Omitted, aww x3 the ^w^ voyage of uWu theiw >w< wife -Is bound uWu in shawwows ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 misewies. -On xDD such :3 a full sea OwO awe ^.^ we nyow >_> afwoat, -xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO take x3 the :3 cuwwent when >w< it OwO sewves, -:33 Ow wose UwU ouw ventuwes. -CASSIUS. Then, with x3 youw :33 wiww, OwO go xDD on; -^-^ We'ww :3 awong ouwsewves ÚwÚ and :3 meet them uWu at Phiwippi. -^w^ BWUTUS. uWu The >_> deep of >w< nyight >_> is x3 cwept ;;w;; upon UwU ouw talk, -xDD And ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ must UwU obey necessity, ->_< Which ^.^ we xDD wiww niggard with :3 a xDD wittwe rest. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe to ^.^ say? -CASSIUS. No more. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. -^-^ Eawwy tomorrow xDD wiww ^.^ we rise ÚwÚ and x3 hence. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 Wucius! - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ Wucius. - -OwO My xDD gown. uWu Exit ^-^ Wucius. -UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good Messala; -^-^ Good night, >_> Titinyius; noble, x3 nyobwe OwO Cassius, -^-^ Good >w< nyight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good uWu wepose. -CASSIUS. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw xDD bwothew! -This UwU was >w< an :33 iww beginning of x3 the OwO nyight. -xDD Nyevew come xDD such OwO division >_> 'tween UwU ouw :33 souws! -Let >w< it >_> nyot, Brutus. -^w^ BWUTUS. Everything >_> is well. -CASSIUS. ^-^ Good night, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good ^-^ bwothew. -xDD TITINyIUS. :3 MESSAWA. ^-^ Good night, Lord Brutus. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww, ^.^ evewyonye. -Exeunt aww >_> but Brutus. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ Wucius, with x3 the xDD gown. - -Give ;;w;; me x3 the xDD gown. Whewe >_> is >w< thy instwument? -WUCIUS. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 the uWu tent. -^w^ BWUTUS. What, xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st ;;w;; dwowsiwy? -OwO Poow ^-^ knyave, UwU I uWu bwame uWu thee >_> nyot, xDD thou awt ^w^ o'ewwatch'd. -;;w;; Caww OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and x3 some othew of x3 my men, -I'll uWu have them :33 sweep on xDD cushions uWu in x3 my uWu tent. -WUCIUS. Vawwo ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio! - -Entew Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. - -VARRO. ^-^ Cawws x3 my xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I pray UwU you, sirs, >_< wie uWu in x3 my ^w^ tent ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweep; -^.^ It OwO may be UwU I UwU shaww >w< waise xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by -On business to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU Cassius. -VARRO. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ we xDD wiww stand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; watch x3 youw pleasure. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. Lie ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ good sirs. -^.^ It OwO may be UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ othewwise ^.^ bethink x3 me. -Wook ^w^ Wucius, hewe's x3 the ^w^ book UwU I >_< sought fow so; -UwU I put >w< it uWu in x3 the uWu pocket of x3 my xDD gown. -Vawwo ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio >_< wie down. -WUCIUS. UwU I UwU was >_< suwe x3 youw OwO wowdship uWu did nyot UwU give >w< it x3 me. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Beaw with uWu me, ÚwÚ good ^-^ boy, UwU I ^w^ am much fowgetfuw. -ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou howd x3 up >w< thy x3 heavy eyes awhiwe, -xDD And :33 touch >w< thy UwU instwument :3 a ;;w;; stwain ow ÚwÚ two? -WUCIUS. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU an't uWu pwease OwO you. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It >w< does, x3 my uWu boy. -UwU I >_> twoubwe uWu thee ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, >_> but xDD thou awt ^w^ wiwwing. -WUCIUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my >_< duty, sir. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU I >_> shouwd nyot urge >w< thy >_> duty x3 past >w< thy might; -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD young xDD bwoods wook fow :3 a time of rest. -WUCIUS. UwU I uWu have swept, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< awweady. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ It UwU was weww :33 donye, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt :33 sweep again; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot howd uWu thee wong. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do x3 wive, -UwU I xDD wiww be ÚwÚ good to thee. UwU Music, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 song. -This >_> is :3 a UwU sweepy x3 tunye. x3 O ^w^ muwthewous >_> swumbew, -Layest xDD thou >w< thy weaden UwU mace ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; boy -:33 That plays uWu thee music? ^w^ Gentwe ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do uWu thee UwU so much wrong to wake thee. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost nyod, xDD thou bweak'st >w< thy ^.^ instwument; -I'll OwO take >w< it from ÚwÚ thee; x3 and, ÚwÚ good ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -Let ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me see; >_> is nyot x3 the OwO weaf >_> tuwn'd down -Whewe UwU I left :33 weading? :3 Hewe >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU I UwU think. x3 Sits down. - -Entew x3 the >_< Ghost of Caesaw. - -How :33 iww ÚwÚ this xDD tapew >w< buwns! >w< Ha, who x3 comes hewe? -UwU I think >w< it >_> is x3 the ^.^ weaknyess of >_< minye eyes -:33 That >w< shapes ÚwÚ this monstwous ^w^ appawition. -^.^ It x3 comes ;;w;; upon x3 me. Awt xDD thou >_> anything? -Awt xDD thou x3 some ^.^ god, x3 some ^-^ angew, ow x3 some ^.^ deviw -:33 That >_> makest x3 my :3 bwood UwU cowd ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< haiw to :3 stawe? -^w^ Speak to ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou art. -:3 GHOST. x3 Thy eviw ^-^ spiwit, Brutus. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why comest thou? -:3 GHOST. ;;w;; To tell uWu thee xDD thou shalt >_> see ;;w;; me uWu at Phiwippi. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Weww, xDD then UwU I UwU shaww >_> see uWu thee ^w^ again? -:3 GHOST. Ay, uWu at Phiwippi. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why, UwU I xDD wiww >_> see uWu thee uWu at Philippi UwU then. uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. -Now UwU I uWu have :33 taken >_< heawt xDD thou vanyishest. ->_< Iww ^-^ spiwit, UwU I ^.^ wouwd howd ^.^ mowe tawk with thee. -Boy! x3 Wucius! >_< Vawwo! :33 Cwaudio! uWu Siws, ;;w;; awake! -:33 Cwaudio! -WUCIUS. uWu The strings, x3 my uWu wowd, OwO awe >w< fawse. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< He ^w^ thinks ^.^ he still >_> is uWu at :33 his x3 instwument. -^w^ Wucius, ;;w;; awake! -WUCIUS. OwO My xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou x3 dweam, ^w^ Wucius, :3 that xDD thou UwU so cwiedst out? -WUCIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I uWu did ^-^ cwy. -^w^ BWUTUS. Yes, :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; didst. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou >_> see >_> anything? -WUCIUS. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. OwO Sweep OwO again, ^-^ Wucius. ^w^ Siwwah :33 Cwaudio! -:33 [To :3 Vawwo.] Fellow UwU thou, ;;w;; awake! -VARRO. OwO My xDD wowd? -CLAUDIO. OwO My xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. Why uWu did xDD you UwU so cwy ^.^ out, sirs, uWu in x3 youw ^w^ sweep? -VARRO. CLAUDIO. Did :33 we, x3 my xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. Ay, saw xDD you >_> anything? -VARRO. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I saw OwO nyothing. -CLAUDIO. x3 Nyow I, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. Go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; Cassius; -x3 Bid ^.^ him uWu set on :33 his ÚwÚ powews betimes x3 befowe, -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 fowwow. -VARRO. CLAUDIO. ^.^ It UwU shaww be :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The UwU pwains of Phiwippi. - -Entew uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw Awmy. - -x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> Nyow, ;;w;; Antony, UwU ouw hopes OwO awe answered. ->_> You uWu said x3 the ;;w;; enyemy ^.^ wouwd nyot come ;;w;; down, -OwO But >_< keep x3 the >w< hiwws ÚwÚ and >w< uppew OwO wegions. -^.^ It ;;w;; pwuvs nyot :3 so. ^-^ Theiw :3 battwes OwO awe uWu at xDD hand; -^-^ They >_> mean to x3 wawn >_> us uWu at Philippi UwU hewe, -Answewing >w< befowe ^.^ we UwU do ;;w;; demand of OwO them. -xDD ANTONY. Tut, UwU I ^w^ am uWu in uWu theiw UwU bosoms, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ Whewefowe ;;w;; they UwU do :3 it. ^-^ They couwd be :3 content -;;w;; To x3 visit othew OwO pwaces, ÚwÚ and come down -With x3 feawfuw bwavewy, uWu thinking ^.^ by ÚwÚ this OwO face -;;w;; To :33 fasten uWu in UwU ouw >_< thoughts :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have uWu couwage; -OwO But UwU 'tis nyot :3 so. - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - -x3 MESSENGEW. Pwepawe UwU you, xDD genyewaws. -uWu The ;;w;; enyemy x3 comes on uWu in OwO gawwant show; -^-^ Theiw bwoody xDD sign of ÚwÚ battwe >_> is UwU hung ^.^ out, -xDD And ^-^ something to be donye immediately. -xDD ANTONY. uWu Octavius, lead x3 youw ÚwÚ battwe softly ;;w;; on, ->_> Upon x3 the left uWu hand of x3 the even >_> fiewd. -x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> Upon x3 the >w< wight uWu hand I, >_< keep xDD thou x3 the left. -xDD ANTONY. Why UwU do xDD you OwO cwoss ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 exigent? -x3 OCTAVIUS. UwU I UwU do nyot OwO cwoss UwU you, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. - -^-^ Mawch. >_< Dwum. Entew >_> Bwutus, OwO Cassius, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ Awmy; -Wuciwius, Titinyius, Messala, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ They x3 stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< pawwey. -CASSIUS. ;;w;; Stand OwO fast, >_> Titinyius; ^.^ we ^w^ must x3 out ÚwÚ and ^-^ tawk. -x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> Mawk ;;w;; Antony, UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU give xDD sign of :3 battwe? -xDD ANTONY. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Caesaw, ^.^ we xDD wiww answew on uWu theiw chawge. -^-^ Make ^-^ fowth, x3 the genyewaws ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 some ÚwÚ wowds. -x3 OCTAVIUS. Stiw nyot ÚwÚ untiw x3 the OwO signyaw nyot ÚwÚ untiw x3 the ^w^ signyaw. -^w^ BWUTUS. Words >w< befowe ÚwÚ bwows. Is >w< it >_> so, uWu countwymen? -x3 OCTAVIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that ^.^ we wuv wowds better, >_< as xDD you xDD do. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^-^ Good wowds OwO awe xDD bettew than :33 bad ;;w;; stwokes, Octavius. -xDD ANTONY. ^w^ In x3 youw :33 bad ;;w;; stwokes, >_> Bwutus, xDD you UwU give ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wowds. -Witness x3 the x3 howe xDD you UwU made uWu in Caesar's uWu heawt, -Crying "Wong x3 wive! >w< Haiw, Caesaw!" -CASSIUS. ;;w;; Antony, -uWu The posture of x3 youw ^w^ bwows OwO awe yet unknown; -OwO But fow x3 youw wowds, ;;w;; they rob x3 the Hybla uWu bees, -xDD And OwO weave them xDD honyeywess. -xDD ANTONY. ÚwÚ Nyot stingless UwU too. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, :3 yes, ÚwÚ and soundless :3 too, -For xDD you uWu have :3 stow'n uWu theiw UwU buzzing, ;;w;; Antony, -xDD And xDD vewy wisely >_< thweat >w< befowe xDD you uWu sting. -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Viwwains! >_> You uWu did nyot UwU so when x3 youw ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ daggews -Hack'd one anyothew uWu in x3 the >w< sides of Caesaw. ->_> You ^w^ show'd x3 youw teeth ^.^ wike ÚwÚ apes, ÚwÚ and uWu fawn'd ^.^ wike uWu hounds, -xDD And uWu bow'd ^.^ wike ^w^ bondmen, xDD kissing Caesar's feet; -Whilst uWu damnyed >w< Casca, ^.^ wike :3 a cur, x3 behind ->_> Stwooke Caesaw on x3 the ;;w;; nyeck. x3 O xDD you flatterers! -CASSIUS. Flatterers? >_> Nyow, >_> Bwutus, >_> thank OwO youwsewf. -This >_> tongue xDD had nyot uWu offended UwU so today, -;;w;; If >w< Cassius ^w^ might uWu have :33 wuwed. -x3 OCTAVIUS. ^.^ Come, come, x3 the OwO cause. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ awguing >_< make >_> us >_> sweat, -uWu The xDD pwoof of >w< it xDD wiww turn to uWu weddew ^.^ dwops. -x3 Wook, -UwU I dwaw :3 a xDD swowd OwO against ^-^ conspiwatows; -x3 When think xDD you :3 that x3 the xDD swowd xDD goes x3 up ^w^ again? -Nyevew, >w< tiww Caesar's >w< thwee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thiwty wounds -^w^ Be weww UwU avenged, ow >w< tiww anyothew Caesaw -:3 Have >_< added >_> swaughtew to x3 the xDD swowd of twaitows. -^w^ BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot ^-^ die ^.^ by >_> twaitows' ^.^ hands, -OwO Unwess xDD thou x3 bwing'st them with thee. -x3 OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So UwU I hope, -UwU I UwU was nyot bown to ^-^ die on ^-^ Bwutus' ^-^ swowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. >_< O, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the uWu nyobwest of >w< thy :33 stwain, -Young ^w^ man, xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot ^-^ die ^.^ mowe x3 honyowabwe. -CASSIUS. ^-^ A >_> peevish OwO schoow ^-^ boy, :33 wowthwess of xDD such honyow, -Join'd with :3 a >_> maskew ÚwÚ and :3 a reveler! -xDD ANTONY. ^-^ Owd >w< Cassius :33 stiww! -x3 OCTAVIUS. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; Antony, away! -Defiance, :3 twaitows, >_< huww ^.^ we uWu in x3 youw teeth. -;;w;; If xDD you dawe >w< fight today, come to x3 the :3 fiewd; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, when xDD you uWu have ;;w;; stomachs. -Exeunt uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw Awmy. -CASSIUS. Why, now, ^w^ bwow x3 and, sweww ÚwÚ biwwow, ÚwÚ and x3 swim bawk! -uWu The x3 stowm >_> is up, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is on x3 the ÚwÚ hazawd. -^w^ BWUTUS. >w< Ho, Lucilius! Hawk, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -LUCILIUS. uWu [Stands fowth.] OwO My xDD wowd? -Brutus ÚwÚ and Lucilius convewse x3 apawt. -CASSIUS. Messawa! -:3 MESSAWA. uWu [Stands fowth.] >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my x3 genyewaw? -CASSIUS. Messala, -This >_> is x3 my xDD biwthday, >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD vewy day -Was >w< Cassius born. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :33 Messawa. -^w^ Be xDD thou x3 my >_> witnyess :3 that, OwO against x3 my :33 wiww, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ Pompey UwU was, ^w^ am UwU I OwO compeww'd to uWu set ->_> Upon one ÚwÚ battwe aww UwU ouw wibewties. ->_> You ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I hewd ;;w;; Epicuwus :33 stwong, -xDD And :33 his opinyion. Now UwU I change x3 my UwU mind, -xDD And ;;w;; pawtwy cwedit ^.^ things :3 that UwU do presage. -OwO Coming from >w< Sawdis, on UwU ouw xDD fowmew ensign -Two ^-^ mighty ^w^ eagwes fell, ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they >_< pewch'd, -:33 Gowging ÚwÚ and feeding from UwU ouw :3 sowdiews' ^.^ hands, -Who to Philippi OwO hewe ^w^ consowted >_> us. -This mownying OwO awe ;;w;; they ^w^ fwed OwO away ÚwÚ and >w< gonye, -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ steads UwU do ÚwÚ wavens, crows, ÚwÚ and :33 kites -xDD Fwy ^-^ o'ew UwU ouw heads ÚwÚ and downward wook on us, -;;w;; As ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> sickwy pwey. ^-^ Theiw ^-^ shadows xDD seem -^-^ A >w< canyopy UwU most fatal, :33 undew which -Our ^.^ awmy lies, ready to UwU give x3 up x3 the ghost. -:3 MESSAWA. :3 Bewieve nyot :3 so. -CASSIUS. UwU I >_> but ^-^ bewieve >w< it x3 pawtwy, -For UwU I ^w^ am >w< fwesh of ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ and resolved -;;w;; To :3 meet aww perils xDD vewy OwO constantwy. -^w^ BWUTUS. Even >_> so, uWu Wuciwius. -CASSIUS. >_> Nyow, UwU most x3 nyobwe >_> Bwutus, -uWu The gods today stand xDD fwiendwy :3 that ^.^ we may, -x3 Wuvws uWu in ÚwÚ peace, lead on UwU ouw OwO days to >_> age! -But, xDD since x3 the affairs of ;;w;; men xDD west still incertain, -:3 Wet's reason with x3 the worst :3 that OwO may befaww. -;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do wose ÚwÚ this battwe, xDD then >_> is ÚwÚ this -uWu The xDD vewy >w< wast time ^.^ we UwU shaww speak together. ->_> What OwO awe xDD you xDD then :3 detewminyed to ^-^ do? -^w^ BWUTUS. Even ^.^ by x3 the UwU wuwe of :3 that x3 phiwosophy -^-^ By which UwU I uWu did uWu bwame uWu Cato fow x3 the :33 death ->_< Which ^.^ he uWu did UwU give himself- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot how, -OwO But UwU I UwU do find >w< it >w< cowawdwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ viwe, -For feaw of >_> what ^w^ might ^.^ faww, UwU so to ^w^ pwevent -uWu The time of life- awming mysewf with uWu patience -;;w;; To xDD stay x3 the >w< pwovidence of x3 some xDD high ÚwÚ powews -:33 That >_< guvwn >_> us below. -CASSIUS. Then, >_> if ^.^ we wose ÚwÚ this battwe, ->_> You OwO awe UwU contented to be x3 wed uWu in twiumph -Thowough x3 the ^w^ stweets of >w< Wome? -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Nyo, OwO Cassius, >w< nyo. ^w^ Think >_> nyot, xDD thou x3 nyobwe Woman, -:33 That OwO evew Brutus xDD wiww OwO go bound to Rome; ->w< He bears ^w^ too great :3 a :33 mind. OwO But ÚwÚ this same day -:3 Must >w< end :3 that ^.^ wowk x3 the ides of March xDD begun. -xDD And >w< whethew ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet again UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -Therefore UwU ouw everlasting >_< faweweww >_< take. -Fowevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowevew, farewell, Cassius! -;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do :3 meet OwO again, >w< why, ^.^ we UwU shaww smile; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, >w< why xDD then ÚwÚ this >w< pawting UwU was weww >_> made. -CASSIUS. xDD Fowevew ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowevew farewell, >_> Bwutus! -;;w;; If ^.^ we UwU do :3 meet OwO again, we'll ;;w;; smiwe :33 indeed; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU 'tis true ÚwÚ this >w< pawting UwU was weww >_> made. -^w^ BWUTUS. Why >w< then, lead :3 on. >_< O, :3 that :3 a x3 man ^w^ might ^.^ knyow -uWu The >w< end of ÚwÚ this day's business ere >w< it >w< come! -OwO But >w< it >w< sufficeth :3 that x3 the day xDD wiww ^w^ end, -xDD And xDD then x3 the >w< end >_> is knyown. ^.^ Come, ho! >_> Away! :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The field of ^.^ battwe. - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew Brutus ÚwÚ and :33 Messawa. - -^w^ BWUTUS. Ride, ride, Messala, ride, ÚwÚ and UwU give these bills -uWu Unto x3 the legions on x3 the othew ^w^ side. xDD Woud awawum. -Let them uWu set on uWu at ^w^ once, fow UwU I >_> pewceive -OwO But UwU cowd demeanor uWu in UwU Octavia's *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD And ^.^ sudden :3 push ;;w;; gives them x3 the uvwthwow. -Ride, ride, :33 Messawa. Let them aww come down. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. - -Alarums. Entew >w< Cassius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. - -CASSIUS. >_< O, look, Titinyius, look, x3 the x3 viwwains xDD fwy! -xDD Mysewf uWu have to >_< minye UwU own >_> tuwn'd enemy. -This ensign OwO hewe of >_< minye UwU was ;;w;; tuwnying back; -UwU I >_< swew x3 the xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ and uWu did OwO take >w< it from ^.^ him. -xDD TITINyIUS. x3 O OwO Cassius, Brutus uWu gave x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^w^ too xDD eawwy, -UwU Who, xDD having x3 some ^w^ advantage on uWu Octavius, ->w< Took >w< it ^w^ too ^w^ eagewwy. ÚwÚ His ^-^ sowdiews UwU feww to xDD spoiw, -Whilst ^.^ we ^.^ by OwO Antony OwO awe aww ^-^ encwosed. - -Entew ^w^ Pindawus. - -:33 PINDAWUS. xDD Fwy further ^w^ off, x3 my uWu wowd, fwy further :33 off; ->_> Mawk OwO Antony >_> is uWu in x3 youw tents, x3 my wowd; -:33 Fwy, OwO thewefowe, x3 nyobwe OwO Cassius, fwy uWu faw off. -CASSIUS. This hill >_> is uWu faw enyough. x3 Wook, look, ^w^ Titinyius: -^w^ Awe UwU those x3 my tents :3 whewe UwU I >_> pewceive x3 the fiwe? -xDD TITINyIUS. ^-^ They awe, x3 my OwO wowd. -CASSIUS. Titinyius, >_> if xDD thou wuvst uWu me, -^-^ Mount xDD thou x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy :33 spuws uWu in :3 him, -Tiww ^.^ he uWu have ^.^ bwought uWu thee x3 up to yonder troops -xDD And OwO hewe OwO again, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD west assured -Whethew :33 yond troops OwO awe :33 fwiend ow enemy. -xDD TITINyIUS. UwU I xDD wiww be OwO hewe OwO again, even with :3 a thought. ÚwÚ Exit. -CASSIUS. ^w^ Go, Pindarus, get :3 highew on :3 that ^w^ hiww; -OwO My ^.^ sight UwU was OwO evew thick; regard Titinyius, -xDD And tell ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou xDD nyotest about x3 the >_> fiewd. -UwU Pindawus >_> ascends x3 the hiww. -This day UwU I >w< bweathed first: time >_> is come ^-^ wound, -xDD And :3 whewe UwU I uWu did :3 begin, there UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ end; -OwO My >w< wife >_> is >w< wun :33 his UwU compass. Siwwah, >_> what nyews? -:33 PINDAWUS. UwU [Abuv.] x3 O x3 my ^.^ wowd! -CASSIUS. >_> What nyews? -:33 PINDAWUS. UwU [Abuv.] Titinyius >_> is :33 encwosed ;;w;; wound about -With howsemen, :3 that >_< make to ^.^ him on x3 the UwU spuw; -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he :33 spuws :3 on. Now ;;w;; they OwO awe almost on ^.^ him. ->_> Nyow, uWu Titinyius! Now x3 some light. >_< O, ^.^ he wights UwU too. -He's >_> ta'en >_< [Shout.] ^.^ And, x3 hawk! ^-^ They >_> shout fow ^-^ joy. -CASSIUS. :3 Come down; behowd nyo more. ->_< O, x3 cowawd :3 that UwU I am, to ^w^ wive UwU so long, -;;w;; To >_> see x3 my best :33 fwiend >_> ta'en >w< befowe x3 my :3 face! -UwU Pindawus :33 descends. -:3 Come hithew, sirrah. -^w^ In Pawthia uWu did UwU I OwO take uWu thee pwisonyew, -xDD And xDD then UwU I >w< swowe ÚwÚ thee, OwO saving of >w< thy :3 wife, -:33 That ^-^ whatsoevew UwU I uWu did bid uWu thee UwU do, -^.^ Thou shouwdst x3 attempt :3 it. :3 Come now, >_< keep ^.^ thinye uWu oath; -Now be :3 a fweeman, ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good uWu swowd, -:33 That wan ^w^ thwough Caesar's bowews, ^-^ seawch ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ bosom. -;;w;; Stand nyot to :33 answew: UwU hewe, OwO take xDD thou x3 the :33 hiwts; -xDD And when x3 my OwO face >_> is :3 cuvw'd, >_< as UwU 'tis now, -;;w;; Guide xDD thou x3 the ^-^ swowd. xDD [Pindawus >_> stabs uWu him.] ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou awt -wevenged, -Even with x3 the xDD swowd :3 that kill'd thee. >_< Dies. -:33 PINDAWUS. So, UwU I ^w^ am >w< fwee, yet ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU so uWu have ^-^ been, -:3 Duwst UwU I uWu have donye x3 my :33 wiww. x3 O Cassius! ->_< Faw from ÚwÚ this countwy UwU Pindawus UwU shaww uWu wun, -Whewe >_< nyevew Roman UwU shaww OwO take ^-^ nyote of ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Exit. - -^.^ We-entew Titinyius with :33 Messawa. - -:3 MESSAWA. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but >_< change, Titinyius, fow Octavius -Is overthrown ^.^ by x3 nyobwe ^-^ Bwutus' x3 powew, -;;w;; As uWu Cassius' legions OwO awe ^.^ by Antony. -xDD TITINyIUS. ;;w;; These UwU tidings ^.^ wouwd weww uWu comfowt UwU Cassius. -:3 MESSAWA. Whewe uWu did xDD you OwO weave him? -xDD TITINyIUS. All disconsolate, -With UwU Pindawus :33 his ÚwÚ bondman, on ÚwÚ this hiww. -:3 MESSAWA. Is nyot :3 that ^.^ he :3 that wies ;;w;; upon x3 the ground? -xDD TITINyIUS. >w< He wies nyot ^.^ wike x3 the ^-^ wiving. x3 O x3 my :33 heawt! -:3 MESSAWA. Is nyot :3 that uWu he? -xDD TITINyIUS. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ this UwU was xDD he, Messala, -OwO But >w< Cassius >_> is nyo more. x3 O >w< setting sun, -;;w;; As uWu in >w< thy red ways xDD thou dost sink to night, -^w^ So uWu in :33 his red :3 bwood uWu Cassius' day >_> is ^-^ set, -uWu The sun of ÚwÚ Wome >_> is uWu set! Our day >_> is xDD gonye; ->_> Cwouds, dews, ÚwÚ and >_> dangews >_< come; UwU ouw >_< deeds OwO awe uWu donye! -Mistrust of x3 my >w< success hath donye ÚwÚ this UwU deed. -:3 MESSAWA. Mistrust of ÚwÚ good >w< success hath donye ÚwÚ this UwU deed. -x3 O hateful error, >w< mewanchowy's child, -Why dost xDD thou x3 show to x3 the ^-^ apt >_< thoughts of ;;w;; men -uWu The ^.^ things :3 that OwO awe ^w^ nyot? x3 O error, >w< soon ^.^ conceived, -^.^ Thou >_< nyevew comest >w< unto :3 a ^w^ happy birth, -OwO But ^-^ kiww'st x3 the mothew :3 that engendew'd uWu thee! -xDD TITINyIUS. What, ;;w;; Pindawus! Whewe awt UwU thou, Pindarus? -:3 MESSAWA. ;;w;; Seek :3 him, Titinyius, whiwst UwU I OwO go to :3 meet -uWu The x3 nyobwe >_> Bwutus, ^-^ thwusting ÚwÚ this wepowt -^.^ Into :33 his ears. UwU I OwO may >_> say ^w^ "thwusting" :33 it, -For piewcing steew ÚwÚ and >_< dawts envenyomed -Shall be >_< as wewcome to x3 the OwO eaws of Brutus -;;w;; As UwU tidings of ÚwÚ this :33 sight. -xDD TITINyIUS. Hie UwU you, Messala, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek fow UwU Pindawus x3 the >_> whiwe. uWu Exit :33 Messawa. -Why :33 didst xDD thou >_> send ;;w;; me ^-^ fowth, >_< bwave xDD Cassius? -Did UwU I nyot :3 meet >w< thy friends? xDD And uWu did nyot ;;w;; they ->_> Put on x3 my ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ this wreath of ;;w;; victowy, -xDD And bid ;;w;; me UwU give >w< it thee? ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear uWu theiw >_< shouts? -ÚwÚ Awas, xDD thou x3 hast :33 misconstwued ^.^ evewything! -But, howd ÚwÚ thee, OwO take ÚwÚ this gawwand on >w< thy brow; -x3 Thy Brutus bid ;;w;; me UwU give >w< it ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU I -Will UwU do :33 his xDD bidding. >_> Bwutus, come xDD apace, -xDD And >_> see >w< how UwU I :3 wegawded :3 Caius UwU Cassius. -^-^ By x3 youw weave, uWu gods, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a Roman's part. -^.^ Come, uWu Cassius' uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and find ;;w;; Titinyius' ;;w;; heawt. -Kiwws himself. - -;;w;; Awawum. ^.^ We-entew Messala, with >_> Bwutus, xDD young :33 Cato, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Whewe, where, Messala, xDD doth :33 his >w< body wie? -:3 MESSAWA. Lo, :33 yondew, ÚwÚ and Titinyius >w< mouwnying :3 it. -^w^ BWUTUS. ;;w;; Titinyius' OwO face >_> is ^-^ upwawd. -:33 CATO. >w< He >_> is ^w^ swain. -^w^ BWUTUS. x3 O Julius ÚwÚ Caesaw, xDD thou awt ^-^ mighty UwU yet! -x3 Thy ^w^ spiwit >w< wawks >_> abwoad, ÚwÚ and tuwns UwU ouw :33 swowds -^w^ In UwU ouw UwU own OwO pwopew entwaiws. Low ^.^ awawums. -:33 CATO. ^-^ Bwave uWu Titinyius! -Wook whe'er ^.^ he uWu have nyot cwown'd >_< dead Cassius! -^w^ BWUTUS. ^w^ Awe yet >w< two Romans UwU wiving xDD such >_< as xDD these? -uWu The >w< wast of aww x3 the uWu Womans, ^-^ fawe uWu thee OwO weww! -^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe :3 that OwO evew ÚwÚ Wome -Should breed >w< thy UwU fewwow. Friends, UwU I >_> owe ^-^ moe tears -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >_< dead x3 man than xDD you UwU shaww >_> see ;;w;; me :3 pay. -UwU I UwU shaww find time, OwO Cassius, UwU I UwU shaww find uWu time. -:3 Come OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and to >w< Thasos >_> send :33 his >w< body; -ÚwÚ His funerals UwU shaww nyot be uWu in UwU ouw :3 camp, -Lest >w< it ^.^ discomfowt >_> us. Wuciwius, come, -xDD And come, xDD young uWu Cato; wet >_> us to x3 the >_> fiewd. -Labio ÚwÚ and uWu Fwavio, uWu set UwU ouw :3 battwes :3 on. -'Tis >w< thwee o'clock, ÚwÚ and uWu Womans, yet ere >w< nyight -We UwU shaww >_> twy :3 fowtunye uWu in :3 a second ^w^ fight. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. - -;;w;; Awawum. OwO Entew, fighting, >_> Sowdiews of both awmies; xDD then >_> Bwutus, xDD young :33 Cato, -Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -^w^ BWUTUS. Yet, ÚwÚ countwymen, >_< O, yet howd x3 up x3 youw uWu heads! -:33 CATO. >_> What ^.^ bastawd xDD doth ^w^ nyot? Who xDD wiww OwO go with me? -UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim x3 my xDD nyame about x3 the >_> fiewd. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< son of x3 Mawcus :33 Cato, ho! -^-^ A foe to x3 tywants, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> countwy's :3 fwiend. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< son of x3 Mawcus :33 Cato, ho! -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >_> Bwutus, x3 Mawcus >_> Bwutus, x3 I; ->_> Bwutus, x3 my >_> countwy's fwiend; ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me fow >_> Bwutus! ÚwÚ Exit. -LUCILIUS. x3 O xDD young ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe :33 Cato, awt xDD thou down? -Why, nyow xDD thou ^.^ diest >_< as bravely >_< as Titinyius, -xDD And uWu mayst be ^.^ honyow'd, ^.^ being ^.^ Cato's OwO son. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Yiewd, ow xDD thou :33 diest. -LUCILIUS. Onwy UwU I yield to die. -ÚwÚ [Offews ^w^ monyey.] >_> Thewe >_> is UwU so much :3 that xDD thou wiwt OwO kiww ;;w;; me >_> stwaight: -ÚwÚ Kiww >_> Bwutus, ÚwÚ and be UwU honyow'd uWu in :33 his death. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. We ^w^ must not. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe prisoner! -^w^ SECOND uWu SOWDIEW. Woom, ho! Teww ;;w;; Antony, Brutus >_> is :33 ta'en. -uWu FIWST uWu SOWDIEW. I'll tell x3 the ;;w;; nyews. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the genyewaw. - -Entew Antony. - -Brutus >_> is x3 ta'en, Brutus >_> is x3 ta'en, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD ANTONY. Whewe >_> is uWu he? -LUCILIUS. ;;w;; Safe, ;;w;; Antony, Brutus >_> is >_< safe enyough. -UwU I dawe :33 assuwe uWu thee :3 that nyo ;;w;; enyemy -Shall OwO evew OwO take ^.^ awive x3 the x3 nyobwe Brutus; -uWu The gods ;;w;; defend ^.^ him from UwU so great :3 a x3 shame! -x3 When xDD you UwU do find :3 him, ow ^.^ awive ow >_< dead, ->w< He xDD wiww be >_> found ^.^ wike >_> Bwutus, ^.^ wike himself. -xDD ANTONY. This >_> is nyot >_> Bwutus, fwiend, but, UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, -^-^ A >w< pwize nyo less uWu in uWu wowth. ^w^ Keep ÚwÚ this x3 man safe, -Give ^.^ him aww kindness; UwU I xDD had rather uWu have ->w< Such ;;w;; men x3 my ^w^ fwiends than enemies. Go ;;w;; on, -xDD And >_> see wheew Brutus be ^.^ awive ow >_< dead, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing >_> us ;;w;; wowd >w< unto :3 Octavius' ^w^ tent -How evewything >_> is chanced. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. - -Entew >_> Bwutus, :33 Dawdanyius, xDD Cwitus, Stwato, ÚwÚ and OwO Vowumnyius. - -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Come, poor remains of OwO fwiends, xDD west on ÚwÚ this ^-^ wock. -;;w;; CWITUS. Statiwius ^w^ show'd x3 the towchwight, but, x3 my uWu wowd, ->w< He ^-^ came nyot back. >w< He >_> is ow >_> ta'en ow ^w^ swain. -^w^ BWUTUS. xDD Sit uWu thee ;;w;; down, x3 Cwitus. ^-^ Swaying >_> is x3 the wowd: -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ deed uWu in fashion. ^.^ Hawk ÚwÚ thee, x3 Cwitus. x3 Whispews. -;;w;; CWITUS. What, I, x3 my xDD wowd? :3 Nyo, nyot fow aww x3 the wowwd. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Peace >w< then, nyo ÚwÚ wowds. -;;w;; CWITUS. I'll rather OwO kiww :3 mysewf. -^w^ BWUTUS. ^.^ Hawk ÚwÚ thee, Dawdanyius. x3 Whispews. -x3 DAWDANyIUS. Shall UwU I UwU do xDD such :3 a deed? -;;w;; CWITUS. x3 O Dardanius! -x3 DAWDANyIUS. x3 O ^.^ Cwitus! -;;w;; CWITUS. >_> What :33 iww request uWu did Brutus >_< make to thee? -x3 DAWDANyIUS. ;;w;; To OwO kiww :3 him, x3 Cwitus. x3 Wook, ^.^ he OwO meditates. -;;w;; CWITUS. Now >_> is :3 that x3 nyobwe vessel full of gwief, -:33 That >w< it wuns uvw even uWu at :33 his :3 eyes. -^w^ BWUTUS. :3 Come hithew, ÚwÚ good UwU Vowumnyius, ÚwÚ wist :3 a OwO wowd. ->_> VOWUMNyIUS. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my xDD wowd? -^w^ BWUTUS. Why, uWu this, uWu Vowumnyius: -uWu The xDD ghost of Caesaw hath appear'd to ;;w;; me -Two sevewaw times ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; uWu at ÚwÚ Sawdis ^w^ once, -xDD And ÚwÚ this >w< wast >w< nyight OwO hewe uWu in Philippi ^-^ fiewds. -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >_> houw >_> is x3 come. ->_> VOWUMNyIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. Nyay UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< it ;;w;; is, OwO Vowumnyius. -^.^ Thou seest x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU Vowumnyius, >w< how >w< it :33 goes; -Our >_< enyemies uWu have xDD beat >_> us to x3 the ^-^ pit; Low ^.^ awawums. -^.^ It >_> is ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy to ^-^ weap uWu in ouwsewves -Than ^.^ tawwy >w< tiww ;;w;; they :3 push >_> us. ^-^ Good UwU Vowumnyius, -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 that ^.^ we >w< two OwO went to OwO schoow together; -Even fow :3 that UwU ouw wuv of :3 owd, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, -:33 Howd xDD thou x3 my ^w^ swowd-hiwts, whiwst UwU I >w< wun on :3 it. ->_> VOWUMNyIUS. >w< That's nyot >w< an ^.^ office fow :3 a fwiend, x3 my OwO wowd. -Alarum xDD stiww. -;;w;; CWITUS. :33 Fwy, fly, x3 my uWu wowd, there >_> is nyo >_< tawwying hewe. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww to UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, OwO Vowumnyius. -Stwato, xDD thou x3 hast :33 been aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe x3 asweep; -UwU Faweweww to uWu thee :3 too, ^-^ Stwato. Countrymen, -OwO My >_< heawt xDD doth joy :3 that yet uWu in aww x3 my >w< wife -UwU I >_> found nyo x3 man >_> but ^.^ he UwU was true to x3 me. -UwU I UwU shaww uWu have :3 gwowy ^.^ by ÚwÚ this losing ^-^ day, -uWu Mowe than Octavius ÚwÚ and >_> Mawk OwO Antony -^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe conquest UwU shaww :3 attain UwU unto. -So, ^-^ fawe xDD you weww uWu at ^w^ once, fow ^-^ Bwutus' >_> tongue ->_< Hath almost >_< ended :33 his ^w^ wife's history. ->w< Nyight uWu hangs ;;w;; upon >_< minye ^w^ eyes, x3 my bones ^.^ wouwd xDD west -:33 That uWu have >_> but >_< wabow'd to :3 attain ÚwÚ this hour. -;;w;; Awawum. Cwy :33 within, "Fwy, fly, >_> fwy!" -;;w;; CWITUS. :33 Fwy, x3 my uWu wowd, fwy. -^w^ BWUTUS. :33 Hence! UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowwow. -Exeunt xDD Cwitus, :33 Dawdanyius, ÚwÚ and OwO Vowumnyius. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, Stwato, xDD stay xDD thou ^.^ by >w< thy OwO wowd. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a fewwow of :3 a ÚwÚ good respect; -x3 Thy >w< wife hath xDD had x3 some smatch of honyow uWu in :3 it. -:33 Howd xDD then x3 my uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and turn OwO away >w< thy >w< face, -While UwU I UwU do >w< wun ;;w;; upon :3 it. ;;w;; Wiwt UwU thou, Strato? -STRATO. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand fiwst. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ BWUTUS. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Stwato. ;;w;; Wuns on :33 his ^-^ swowd. -ÚwÚ Caesaw, nyow be stiww; -UwU I kill'd nyot uWu thee with half UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a :33 wiww. >_< Dies. - -;;w;; Awawum. >w< Wetweat. Entew uWu Octavius, ;;w;; Antony, Messala, -Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and x3 the Awmy. - -x3 OCTAVIUS. >_> What x3 man >_> is ^-^ that? -:3 MESSAWA. OwO My xDD mastew's man. Stwato, :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew? -STRATO. Fwee from x3 the :3 bondage xDD you OwO awe x3 in, Messawa: -uWu The ÚwÚ conquewows ^.^ can >_> but >_< make :3 a fire of him; -For Brutus >w< onwy overcame himsewf, -xDD And nyo x3 man >_> ewse hath honyow ^.^ by :33 his death. -LUCILIUS. ^w^ So Brutus >_> shouwd be uWu found. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, >_> Bwutus, -:33 That xDD thou x3 hast >_> pwuvd Wuciwius' :3 saying true. -x3 OCTAVIUS. All :3 that OwO sewved >_> Bwutus, UwU I xDD wiww entertain OwO them. -ÚwÚ Fewwow, wiwt xDD thou bestow >w< thy time with me? -STRATO. Ay, >_> if uWu Messawa xDD wiww prefer ;;w;; me to OwO you. -x3 OCTAVIUS. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ good :33 Messawa. -:3 MESSAWA. How >w< died x3 my ^.^ mastew, Strato? -STRATO. UwU I hewd x3 the uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu did >w< wun on :3 it. -:3 MESSAWA. uWu Octavius, xDD then OwO take ^.^ him to ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee -:33 That uWu did x3 the ^-^ watest OwO sewvice to x3 my master. -xDD ANTONY. This UwU was x3 the uWu nyobwest Roman of them all. -All x3 the conspiwatows, :3 save >w< onwy xDD he, -Did :3 that ;;w;; they uWu did uWu in :3 envy of great OwO Caesaw; ->w< He >_> onwy, uWu in :3 a general xDD honyest xDD thought -xDD And ^w^ common ÚwÚ good to all, UwU made one of OwO them. -ÚwÚ His >w< wife UwU was gentwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ ewements -^w^ So ;;w;; mix'd uWu in ^.^ him :3 that ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^w^ might stand x3 up -xDD And >_> say to aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ;;w;; "This UwU was :3 a >_< man!" -x3 OCTAVIUS. x3 Accowding to :33 his viwtue wet >_> us use ^.^ him -With aww wespect ÚwÚ and rites of OwO buwiaw. -OwO Within x3 my ^w^ tent :33 his bones :3 tonyight UwU shaww wie, -:3 Most ^.^ wike :3 a sowdiew, owdewed x3 honyowabwy. -^w^ So caww x3 the field to ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and >_> wet's away, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt x3 the :33 gwowies of ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy x3 day. :33 Exeunt. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1606 - - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; KING :33 WEAW - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -Lear, ^w^ King of ;;w;; Bwitain. -^w^ King of Fwance. ->w< Duke of ^-^ Buwgundy. ->w< Duke of :3 Cownwaww. ->w< Duke of ;;w;; Awbany. -^-^ Eaww of Kent. -^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. -:33 Edgaw, >_< son of ^.^ Gwoucestew. -:3 Edmund, ^.^ bastawd >_< son to ^.^ Gwoucestew. ->w< Cuwan, :3 a courtier. -^-^ Owd >_< Man, tenant to ^.^ Gwoucestew. -xDD Doctow. -Lear's ^w^ Foow. -OwO Oswawd, steward to ^-^ Gonyewiw. -^-^ A uWu Captain :33 undew ^-^ Edmund's >_> command. -:33 Gentwemen. -^-^ A UwU Hewawd. -Servants to :3 Cownwaww. - -Gonyewiw, daughter to >w< Weaw. -x3 Wegan, daughter to >w< Weaw. -Cowdewia, daughter to >w< Weaw. - -^-^ Knyights :33 attending on Lear, ^-^ Officews, Messengews, Soldiers, -xDD Attendants. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -Scene: - ;;w;; Bwitain. - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. ->w< [King Lear's Pawace.] - -Entew UwU Kent, :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Edmund. [Kent ÚwÚ and Glouceste convewse. -Edmund >w< stands >_< back.] - -Kent. UwU I xDD thought x3 the ^w^ King xDD had ^.^ mowe affected x3 the >w< Duke of Albany than -:3 Cownwaww. -Gwou. ^.^ It uWu did awways xDD seem UwU so to us; >_> but now, uWu in x3 the OwO division of x3 the -:33 kingdom, >w< it >_> appeaws nyot which of x3 the >_> Dukes ^.^ he :3 vawues :3 most, fow -uWu equawities OwO awe UwU so x3 weigh'd :3 that curiosity uWu in :3 nyeithew ^.^ can >_< make -UwU choice of uWu eithew's moiety. -Kent. Is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 youw x3 son, x3 my xDD wowd? -Gwou. ÚwÚ His uWu bweeding, ^w^ siw, hath :33 been uWu at x3 my chawge. UwU I uWu have UwU so often -blush'd to :3 acknyowwedge ^.^ him :3 that nyow UwU I ^w^ am braz'd to't. -Kent. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 conceive OwO you. -Gwou. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this xDD young fellow's mothew ÚwÚ couwd; whereupon ^.^ she ^-^ gwew -x3 wound-womb'd, ÚwÚ and xDD had :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, :3 a >_< son fow her >_> cwadwe ere ^.^ she -xDD had :3 a :33 husband fow her :3 bed. Do xDD you smell :3 a xDD fauwt? -Kent. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wish x3 the ;;w;; fauwt >_< undonye, x3 the x3 issue of >w< it ^.^ being UwU so -proper. -Gwou. OwO But UwU I have, ^w^ siw, :3 a >_< son ^.^ by order of waw, x3 some xDD yeaw :33 ewdew than -uWu this, who yet >_> is nyo ÚwÚ deawew uWu in x3 my OwO account. ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this x3 knyave ^-^ came -^-^ something ^w^ sauciwy x3 into x3 the wowwd >w< befowe ^.^ he UwU was sent for, yet UwU was -:33 his mothew faiw, there UwU was ÚwÚ good spowt uWu at :33 his >_> making, ÚwÚ and x3 the -UwU whoweson ^w^ must be OwO acknyowwedged.- Do xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe gentweman, ->_> Edmund? -ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; [comes forward] :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -Gwou. OwO My Lord of Kent. ÚwÚ Wemembew ^.^ him heweaftew >_< as x3 my ^.^ honyouwabwe -:3 fwiend. -ÚwÚ Edm. OwO My >_< sewvices to x3 youw wowdship. -Kent. UwU I ^w^ must wuv UwU you, ÚwÚ and sue to ^.^ knyow xDD you ^-^ bettew. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ study desewving. -Gwou. >w< He hath :33 been x3 out >w< nyinye years, ÚwÚ and OwO away ^.^ he UwU shaww ;;w;; again. -Sound :3 a sennet. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is :3 coming. - -Entew one :33 beawing :3 a >_< cowonyet; xDD then Lear; xDD then x3 the >_> Dukes of -Albany ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cownwaww; next, Gonyewiw, x3 Wegan, Cowdewia, with -xDD Fowwowews. - ->w< Weaw. uWu Attend x3 the wowds of Fwance ÚwÚ and x3 Buwgundy, ^.^ Gwoucestew. -Gwou. UwU I UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wiege. -Exeunt uWu [Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Edmund]. ->w< Weaw. >w< Meantime ^.^ we UwU shaww express UwU ouw dawkew puwpose. -Give ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ map :33 thewe. xDD Knyow ^.^ we uWu have OwO divided -^w^ In >w< thwee UwU ouw >_< kingdom; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis UwU ouw ÚwÚ fast :3 intent -;;w;; To ;;w;; shake aww ÚwÚ cawes ÚwÚ and business from UwU ouw age, -Conferring them on :3 youngew strengths OwO whiwe ^.^ we -Unburthen'd cwaww toward death. Our >_< son of ;;w;; Cownwaww, -xDD And UwU you, UwU ouw nyo less >w< woving >_< son of Albany, -We uWu have ÚwÚ this >_> houw :3 a ^w^ constant xDD wiww to xDD pubwish -Our >_> daughtews' sevewaw >_> dowews, :3 that ÚwÚ futuwe uWu stwife -^-^ May be prevented now. uWu The >_< pwinces, Fwance ÚwÚ and x3 Buwgundy, -UwU Gweat xDD wivaws uWu in UwU ouw xDD youngest ^w^ daughtew's xDD wuv, -OwO Wong uWu in UwU ouw court uWu have UwU made uWu theiw :3 amowous :3 sojouwn, -xDD And OwO hewe OwO awe to be ^w^ answew'd. Teww uWu me, x3 my >_> daughtews -(Since nyow ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< divest >_> us both of rule, -ÚwÚ Intewest of tewwitowy, ÚwÚ cawes of state), ->_< Which of xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> say xDD doth wuv >_> us ^-^ most? -:33 That ^.^ we UwU ouw largest >_> bounty OwO may :3 extend -Whewe ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD doth with merit chawwenge. Gonyewiw, -Our eldest-born, speak fiwst. -Gon. UwU Siw, UwU I wuv xDD you ^.^ mowe than wowds ^.^ can OwO wiewd x3 the mattew; ->_> Deawew than eyesight, space, ÚwÚ and xDD wibewty; -^.^ Beyond >_> what ^.^ can be >_< vawued, rich ow :3 wawe; -No less than :3 wife, with gwace, :33 heawth, >w< beauty, honour; -;;w;; As much >_< as chiwd ;;w;; e'ew ;;w;; wov'd, ow >w< fathew xDD found; -^-^ A wuv :3 that x3 makes UwU bweath OwO poow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speech unyabwe. -^.^ Beyond aww ^w^ mannyew of UwU so much UwU I wuv OwO you. -OwO Cow. >w< [aside] >_> What UwU shaww >_< Cowdewia x3 speak? Wuv, ÚwÚ and be ^-^ siwent. ->w< Weaw. Of aww these UwU bounds, even from ÚwÚ this winye to uWu this, -With shadowy uWu fowests ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ champains wich'd, -With ^w^ pwenteous rivers ÚwÚ and ^w^ wide-skiwted ^.^ meads, -We >_< make uWu thee >_> wady. ;;w;; To ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and Awbany's x3 issue -^w^ Be ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pewpetuaw.- >_> What ;;w;; says UwU ouw second ^w^ daughtew, -Our deawest x3 Wegan, >w< wife to Cownwaww? :33 Speak. -Weg. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am UwU made -Of x3 the x3 sewfsame >_< metaw :3 that x3 my :3 sistew ;;w;; is, -xDD And >w< pwize ;;w;; me uWu at her uWu wowth. ^w^ In x3 my true >_< heawt -UwU I find ^.^ she nyames x3 my xDD vewy ^.^ deed of love; -Onwy ^.^ she x3 comes ^w^ too ^.^ showt, :3 that UwU I pwofess -xDD Mysewf >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to aww othew joys ->_< Which x3 the UwU most >_< pwecious square of sense ;;w;; possesses, -xDD And find UwU I ^w^ am awonye ^.^ fewicitate -^w^ In x3 youw uWu deaw Highness' love. -OwO Cow. >w< [aside] UwU Then poor Cowdewia! -xDD And yet nyot so; xDD since UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 my love's -uWu Mowe xDD wichew than x3 my :33 tongue. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; To uWu thee ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye heweditawy OwO evew -Remain ÚwÚ this uWu ampwe thiwd of UwU ouw >w< faiw :33 kingdom, -No less uWu in space, uWu vawidity, ÚwÚ and :3 pweasuwe -Than :3 that :33 confeww'd on Gonyewiw.- >_> Nyow, UwU ouw joy, -Awthough x3 the last, nyot least; to x3 whose xDD young wuv -uWu The vines of Fwance ÚwÚ and milk of ÚwÚ Buwgundy -Stwive to be interest; >_> what ^.^ can xDD you >_> say to dwaw -^-^ A thiwd ^.^ mowe UwU opuwent than x3 youw sistews? :33 Speak. -OwO Cow. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< Weaw. Nothing? -OwO Cow. >_> Nyothing. ->w< Weaw. Nyothing ^.^ can come of OwO nyothing. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; again. -OwO Cow. Unhappy :3 that UwU I am, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 heave -OwO My >_< heawt x3 into x3 my xDD mouth. UwU I wuv x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -x3 Accowding to x3 my bond; nyo ^.^ mowe nor :3 wess. ->w< Weaw. How, how, ^.^ Cowdewia? Mend x3 youw ÚwÚ speech :3 a UwU wittwe, -Lest >w< it OwO may >_> maw x3 youw fortunes. -OwO Cow. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You uWu have ^.^ begot uWu me, bwed uWu me, :3 wov'd OwO me; UwU I -Return UwU those >_> duties back >_< as OwO awe >w< wight >w< fit, -;;w;; Obey UwU you, wuv UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU most honour OwO you. -Why uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ sistews uWu husbands, >_> if ;;w;; they >_> say -^-^ They wuv xDD you ÚwÚ aww? Haply, when UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; wed, -:33 That ;;w;; wowd x3 whose uWu hand ^w^ must OwO take x3 my plight UwU shaww carry ->_> Hawf x3 my wuv with :3 him, half x3 my :3 cawe ÚwÚ and duty. -Sure UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew marry ^.^ wike x3 my sistews, -;;w;; To wuv x3 my >w< fathew all. ->w< Weaw. OwO But xDD goes >w< thy >_< heawt with :3 this? -OwO Cow. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< Weaw. ^w^ So >_> young, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 untendew? -OwO Cow. ^w^ So >_> young, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and true. ->w< Weaw. Let >w< it be so! >w< thy uWu twuth xDD then be >w< thy dower! -For, ^.^ by x3 the uWu sacwed >_> wadiance of x3 the sun, -uWu The >_> mystewies of ^.^ Hecate ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ nyight; -^-^ By aww x3 the x3 opewation of x3 the owbs -Fwom ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we UwU do UwU exist ÚwÚ and xDD cease to be; -:3 Hewe UwU I ;;w;; discwaim aww x3 my ^.^ patewnyaw care, -Propinquity ÚwÚ and uWu pwopewty of bwood, -xDD And >_< as :3 a stwangew to x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me -:33 Howd uWu thee from ÚwÚ this fow ever. uWu The barbarous Scythian, -:33 Ow ^.^ he :3 that x3 makes :33 his OwO genyewation messes -;;w;; To xDD gowge :33 his uWu appetite, UwU shaww to x3 my ^w^ bosom -^w^ Be >_< as weww nyeighbouw'd, >_< pitied, ÚwÚ and reliev'd, -;;w;; As xDD thou x3 my ÚwÚ sometime >w< daughtew. -Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my ^w^ wiege- ->w< Weaw. uWu Peace, Kent! -:3 Come nyot ^-^ between x3 the >_> dwagon ÚwÚ and :33 his wrath. -UwU I :3 wov'd her :3 most, ÚwÚ and xDD thought to uWu set x3 my xDD west -On her uWu kind :33 nyuwsewy.- OwO Hence ÚwÚ and avoid x3 my sight!- -^w^ So be x3 my :3 gwave x3 my uWu peace >_< as OwO hewe UwU I UwU give -:3 Hew father's >_< heawt from >_> hew! ;;w;; Caww France! Who xDD stiws? -;;w;; Caww Burgundy! >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and Albany, -With x3 my >w< two >_> daughtews' OwO dowews digest ÚwÚ this thiwd; -Let pride, which ^.^ she ;;w;; cawws plainness, marry her. -UwU I UwU do ;;w;; invest xDD you jointly uWu in x3 my x3 powew, -xDD Pweeminyence, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the large UwU effects -:33 That troop with :33 majesty. Ourself, ^.^ by >w< monthwy course, -With wesewvation of >w< an :3 hundwed knights, -^-^ By xDD you to be :3 sustain'd, UwU shaww UwU ouw >_< abode -^-^ Make with xDD you ^.^ by >_< due tuwns. Onwy ^.^ we still ^.^ wetain -uWu The :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and aww x3 th' ^w^ additions to :3 a king. uWu The sway, ->w< Wevenyue, :33 execution of x3 the ^-^ west, ->_< Bewuvd sons, be OwO youws; which to xDD confiwm, -This >_< cowonyet ÚwÚ pawt betwixt OwO you. -Kent. >_> Woyaw Lear, -;;w;; Whom UwU I uWu have OwO evew :3 honyouw'd >_< as x3 my OwO king, -UwU Wov'd >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, >_< as x3 my >_< mastew follow'd, -;;w;; As x3 my great patron xDD thought on uWu in x3 my prayers- ->w< Weaw. uWu The bow >_> is UwU bent ÚwÚ and drawn; >_< make from x3 the shaft. -Kent. Let >w< it faww UwU wathew, ^w^ though x3 the ^w^ fowk invade -uWu The wegion of x3 my :33 heawt! ^w^ Be Kent uWu unmannyewwy -x3 When :3 Weaw >_> is >_> mad. >_> What wouldst xDD thou UwU do, ;;w;; owd man? -x3 Think'st xDD thou :3 that >_> duty UwU shaww uWu have xDD dwead to speak -x3 When powew to >w< fwattewy >_< bows? ;;w;; To >_< pwainnyess x3 honyouw's bound -x3 When ^.^ majesty ^w^ fawws to ^w^ fowwy. Wevewse >w< thy xDD doom; -xDD And uWu in >w< thy best UwU considewation ^.^ check -This ^-^ hideous xDD washnyess. Answer x3 my >w< wife x3 my ^.^ judgment, -x3 Thy xDD youngest daughter does nyot wuv uWu thee least, -x3 Nyow OwO awe UwU those OwO empty-heawted x3 whose wow >_> sound -OwO Wevewbs nyo hollowness. ->w< Weaw. UwU Kent, on >w< thy :3 wife, nyo uWu mowe! -Kent. OwO My >w< wife UwU I >_< nyevew hewd >_> but >_< as :3 a ^.^ pawn -;;w;; To xDD wage OwO against ^.^ thinye enyemies; nor feaw to wose :33 it, -x3 Thy :33 safety ^.^ being x3 the motive. ->w< Weaw. UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! -Kent. xDD See better, Lear, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me still wemain -uWu The true ;;w;; bwank of ^.^ thinye :33 eye. ->w< Weaw. Now ^.^ by Apollo- -Kent. Now ^.^ by Apollo, OwO King, -^.^ Thou >_< sweaw'st >w< thy gods uWu in OwO vain. ->w< Weaw. x3 O ^-^ vassaw! miscweant! -ÚwÚ [Ways :33 his uWu hand on :33 his swowd.] -Awb., ;;w;; Cown. >_< Deaw ^w^ siw, fowbeaw! -Kent. >_> Do! -ÚwÚ Kiww >w< thy >_> physician, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ fee bestow ->_> Upon x3 the fouw disease. :33 Wevoke >w< thy :3 gift, -:3 Ow, whiwst UwU I ^.^ can uWu vent ^-^ cwamouw from x3 my throat, -I'll tell uWu thee xDD thou dost evil. ->w< Weaw. >w< Heaw uWu me, recreant! -On ^.^ thinye xDD awwegiance, hear me! -Since xDD thou x3 hast >_< sought to >_< make >_> us bweak UwU ouw vow- ->_< Which ^.^ we x3 duwst >_< nyevew UwU yet- ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ stwain'd >_< pwide -;;w;; To come ^-^ between UwU ouw :33 sentence ÚwÚ and UwU ouw power,- ->_< Which nor UwU ouw ÚwÚ nyatuwe nor UwU ouw :33 pwace ^.^ can beaw,- -Our uWu potency UwU made UwU good, OwO take >w< thy ÚwÚ wewawd. -:3 Five OwO days ^.^ we UwU do x3 awwot uWu thee fow x3 pwovision -;;w;; To OwO shiewd uWu thee from ^-^ diseases of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -xDD And on x3 the uWu sixth to turn >w< thy hated back ->_> Upon UwU ouw >_> kingdom. If, on x3 the >_> tenth day ^w^ fowwowing, -x3 Thy banyish'd UwU twunk be >_> found uWu in UwU ouw uWu dominyions, -uWu The x3 moment >_> is >w< thy death. >_> Away! ^-^ By Jupiter, -This UwU shaww nyot be >w< wevok'd. -Kent. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, ;;w;; King. Since OwO thus xDD thou wiwt ^.^ appeaw, -^w^ Fweedom ;;w;; wives hence, ÚwÚ and UwU banyishment >_> is hewe. -:33 [To ^w^ Cowdewia] uWu The gods to uWu theiw uWu deaw ÚwÚ shewtew OwO take ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; maid, -:33 That >_< justwy think'st ÚwÚ and x3 hast UwU most rightly ^-^ said! -:33 [To uWu Wegan ÚwÚ and >_< Gonyewiw] xDD And x3 youw large uWu speeches OwO may x3 youw >_< deeds -^.^ appwuv, -:33 That ÚwÚ good UwU effects OwO may ^-^ spwing from wowds of love. -^-^ Thus UwU Kent, x3 O >_< pwinces, UwU bids xDD you aww uWu adieu; -^-^ He'ww xDD shape :33 his ;;w;; owd course uWu in :3 a countwy new. -ÚwÚ Exit. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew :33 Gwoucestew, with Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Buwgundy; xDD Attendants. - -Gwou. >_> Hewe's Fwance ÚwÚ and x3 Buwgundy, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. ->w< Weaw. OwO My Lord of x3 Buwgundy, -We xDD fiwst address toward UwU you, who with ÚwÚ this x3 king ->_< Hath :33 wivaww'd fow UwU ouw >w< daughtew. >_> What uWu in x3 the least -Will xDD you xDD wequiwe uWu in xDD pwesent :33 dowew with hew, -:33 Ow xDD cease x3 youw ^w^ quest of love? -^.^ Buw. :3 Most royal ÚwÚ Majesty, -UwU I ^w^ cwave nyo ^.^ mowe than hath x3 youw >_> Highnyess offew'd, -x3 Nyow xDD wiww xDD you xDD tendew :3 wess. ->w< Weaw. x3 Wight x3 nyobwe x3 Buwgundy, -x3 When ^.^ she UwU was uWu deaw to us, ^.^ we uWu did howd her so; -OwO But nyow her pwice >_> is xDD faww'n. UwU Siw, there ^.^ she ^w^ stands. -;;w;; If ^.^ aught within :3 that xDD wittwe ÚwÚ seeming ÚwÚ substance, -:33 Ow aww of :33 it, with UwU ouw >_< dispweasuwe piec'd, -xDD And >_< nyothing >_> mowe, OwO may OwO fitwy ^.^ wike x3 youw >_> Gwace, ->_> She's thewe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is x3 youws. -^.^ Buw. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo answer. ->w< Weaw. Will UwU you, with UwU those infiwmities ^.^ she >w< owes, -Unfwiended, x3 nyew adopted to UwU ouw hate, -:3 Dow'w'd with UwU ouw cuwse, ÚwÚ and :3 stwangew'd with UwU ouw ;;w;; oath, -^.^ Take hew, ow OwO weave OwO hew? -^.^ Buw. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, royal sir. ->_< Ewection x3 makes nyot x3 up on xDD such conditions. ->w< Weaw. UwU Then OwO weave hew, siw; for, ^.^ by x3 the pow'w :3 that UwU made uWu me, -UwU I tell xDD you aww her ;;w;; weawth. :33 [To :3 Fwance] For UwU you, great OwO King, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot from x3 youw wuv >_< make xDD such :3 a ^-^ stway -;;w;; To >_< match xDD you :3 whewe UwU I :33 hate; >_< thewefowe :33 beseech xDD you -;;w;; T' UwU avewt x3 youw UwU wiking :3 a ^.^ mowe wowthiew uWu way -Than on :3 a uWu wwetch ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is >w< asham'd -Awmost t' :3 acknyowwedge hers. -Fwance. This >_> is UwU most >_> stwange, -:33 That ^.^ she :3 that even >_> but nyow UwU was x3 youw best ÚwÚ object, -uWu The :33 awgument of x3 youw >_< pwaise, bawm of x3 youw age, -:3 Most ^w^ best, UwU most :3 deawest, >_> shouwd uWu in ÚwÚ this twice of time -^-^ Commit :3 a ^.^ thing UwU so monstwous to >w< dismantwe -^w^ So UwU many uWu fowds of UwU favouw. Sure her offence -:3 Must be of xDD such unnyatuwaw degwee -:33 That :3 monstews :33 it, ow x3 youw fore-vouch'd :3 affection -Fall'n x3 into >_> taint; which to ^-^ bewieve of her -:3 Must be :3 a :33 faith :3 that reason ^-^ without :33 miwacwe -Should >_< nyevew plant uWu in x3 me. -OwO Cow. UwU I yet :33 beseech x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -;;w;; If fow UwU I ^.^ want :3 that ^-^ gwib ÚwÚ and :3 oiwy awt -;;w;; To speak ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> nyot, xDD since >_> what UwU I weww >_> intend, -I'll do't >w< befowe UwU I speak- :3 that xDD you >_< make ÚwÚ knyown -^.^ It >_> is nyo ^.^ vicious ^.^ bwot, >_> muwthew, ow ^w^ fouwnyess, -No ^w^ unchaste uWu action ow ^-^ dishonyouwed ;;w;; step, -:33 That hath x3 depwiv'd ;;w;; me of x3 youw xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw; -OwO But even fow ^.^ want of :3 that fow which UwU I ^w^ am richer- -^-^ A ^.^ stiww-sowiciting >_< eye, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a >_> tongue -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I uWu have >_> nyot, ^w^ though nyot to uWu have >w< it ->_< Hath wost ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw x3 wiking. ->w< Weaw. uWu Bettew xDD thou -UwU Hadst nyot :33 been bown than nyot t' uWu have pleas'd ;;w;; me ^-^ bettew. -Fwance. Is >w< it >_> but OwO this- :3 a tawdinyess uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe ->_< Which often >w< weaves x3 the :33 histowy ;;w;; unspoke -:33 That >w< it ^-^ intends to ^-^ do? OwO My Lord of x3 Buwgundy, ->_> What >_> say xDD you to x3 the x3 wady? >w< Wuv's nyot wuv -x3 When >w< it >_> is >w< mingwed with wegawds :3 that >w< stands -Aloof from x3 th' xDD entiwe point. Will xDD you uWu have OwO hew? -:33 She >_> is herself :3 a ^w^ dowwy. -^.^ Buw. >_> Woyaw Lear, -Give >_> but :3 that portion which >_> youwsewf OwO pwopos'd, -xDD And OwO hewe UwU I OwO take >_< Cowdewia ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, -:3 Duchess of ^-^ Buwgundy. ->w< Weaw. uWu Nyothing! UwU I uWu have ^-^ swown; UwU I ^w^ am x3 fiwm. -^.^ Buw. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD then xDD you uWu have UwU so wost :3 a >w< fathew -:33 That xDD you ^w^ must wose :3 a husband. -OwO Cow. :3 Peace be with Burgundy! -Since :3 that UwU wespects of :3 fowtunye OwO awe :33 his xDD wuv, -UwU I UwU shaww nyot be :33 his x3 wife. -Fwance. xDD Faiwest Cowdewia, :3 that awt UwU most rich, ^.^ being poor; -:3 Most ^w^ choice, fowsaken; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, >_> despis'd! -uWu Thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu viwtues OwO hewe UwU I x3 seize ^w^ upon. -^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw UwU I OwO take x3 up UwU what's ;;w;; cast xDD away. -^-^ Gods, ^-^ gods! UwU 'tis ;;w;; stwange :3 that from uWu theiw xDD cowd'st >_> nyegwect -OwO My wuv >_> shouwd ÚwÚ kindwe to >_< infwam'd wespect. -x3 Thy dow'wwess ^w^ daughtew, OwO King, :33 thwown to x3 my chance, -Is >_< queen of us, of >_> ouws, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >w< faiw Fwance. -ÚwÚ Nyot aww x3 the >_< dukes uWu in wat'wish ÚwÚ Buwgundy -UwU Can UwU buy ÚwÚ this unpriz'd >_< pwecious >_< maid of x3 me. -x3 Bid them farewell, Cowdewia, ^w^ though unkind. -^.^ Thou wosest UwU hewe, :3 a xDD bettew :3 whewe to find. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Thou x3 hast hew, Fwance; wet her be thine; fow ^.^ we -:3 Have nyo xDD such ^w^ daughtew, nor UwU shaww OwO evew >_> see -:33 That OwO face of hews ;;w;; again. Therefore be >_> gonye -Without UwU ouw gwace, UwU ouw xDD wuv, UwU ouw OwO benyison. -^.^ Come, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Buwgundy. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt Lear, x3 Buwgundy, [Cornwall, Albany, -:33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and >w< Attendants]. -Fwance. x3 Bid >_< faweweww to x3 youw sistews. -OwO Cow. uWu The :3 jewews of UwU ouw ÚwÚ fathew, with >w< wash'd eyes ->_< Cowdewia >w< weaves OwO you. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> what xDD you >_< awe; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ sistew, ^w^ am UwU most loath to caww -uWu Youw :33 fauwts >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; nyam'd. ^w^ Use weww UwU ouw :33 fathew. -;;w;; To x3 youw ^.^ pwofessed >_> bosoms UwU I :3 commit him; -OwO But ^w^ yet, :3 awas, :33 stood UwU I within :33 his gwace, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd prefer ^.^ him to :3 a xDD bettew ÚwÚ pwace! -^w^ So >_< faweweww to xDD you xDD both. -Gon. Prescribe nyot >_> us UwU ouw >_> duties. -Weg. Let x3 youw ^-^ study -^w^ Be to :3 content x3 youw uWu wowd, who hath weceiv'd xDD you -At ;;w;; fowtunye's UwU awms. >_> You uWu have ^.^ obedience x3 scanted, -xDD And weww OwO awe ^.^ wowth x3 the ^.^ want :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 wanted. -OwO Cow. ^-^ Time UwU shaww ^w^ unfowd >_> what plighted x3 cunnying hides. -Who UwU cuvw fauwts, uWu at >w< wast ^-^ shame them derides. -Weww OwO may xDD you :33 pwospew! -Fwance. ^.^ Come, x3 my >w< faiw Cordelia. -Exeunt Fwance ÚwÚ and Cordelia. -Gon. x3 Sistew, >w< it >_> is nyot xDD wittwe UwU I uWu have to >_> say of >_> what UwU most UwU nyeawwy ->_> appewtains to >_> us xDD both. UwU I think UwU ouw >w< fathew xDD wiww >w< hence to-night. -Weg. >w< That's UwU most cewtain, ÚwÚ and with uWu you; :3 nyext >_> month with >_> us. -Gon. >_> You >_> see >w< how full of :33 changes :33 his age >w< is. uWu The >w< obsewvation ^.^ we -uWu have UwU made of >w< it hath nyot :33 been ^.^ wittwe. >w< He awways :3 wov'd UwU ouw -:3 sistew :3 most, ÚwÚ and with >_> what poor ^w^ judgment ^.^ he hath nyow ;;w;; cast her -x3 off >_> appeaws ^w^ too ^.^ gwosswy. -Weg. 'Tis x3 the infirmity of :33 his >_> age; yet ^.^ he hath OwO evew >_> but ^w^ swendewwy -ÚwÚ knyown himself. -Gon. uWu The best ÚwÚ and ^.^ soundest of :33 his time hath :33 been >_> but wash; xDD then -^w^ must ^.^ we wook to receive from :33 his age, nyot awonye x3 the -;;w;; impewfections of >_> wong-ingwaffed ^w^ condition, >_> but UwU thewewithaw -x3 the ^-^ unwuwy waywawdnyess :3 that infirm ÚwÚ and :3 chowewic years ;;w;; bwing with -OwO them. -Weg. >w< Such ÚwÚ unconstant starts OwO awe ^.^ we ^.^ wike to uWu have from ^.^ him >_< as ÚwÚ this -of ÚwÚ Kent's >_> banyishment. -Gon. >_> Thewe >_> is further compliment of :3 weave-taking ^-^ between Fwance ÚwÚ and -^.^ him. >_> Pway xDD you >_> wet's ;;w;; hit together. ;;w;; If UwU ouw >w< fathew carry ÚwÚ authowity -with xDD such ^w^ dispositions >_< as ^.^ he bears, ÚwÚ this >w< wast suwwendew of :33 his -xDD wiww >_> but ^-^ offend >_> us. -Weg. We UwU shaww further think ^.^ on't. -Gon. We ^w^ must UwU do UwU something, ÚwÚ and :33 i' x3 th' x3 heat. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of :3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew [Edmund ^w^ the] :33 Bastawd >_> sowus, ^w^ [with :3 a letter]. - -ÚwÚ Edm. Thou, OwO Nyatuwe, awt x3 my ÚwÚ goddess; to >w< thy law -OwO My >_< sewvices OwO awe UwU bound. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I -;;w;; Stand uWu in x3 the pwague of ^-^ custom, ÚwÚ and >_< pewmit -uWu The curiosity of >_< nyations to >_< depwive uWu me, -For :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 some >_< twewve ow ^.^ fouwteen moonshines -Lag of :3 a bwothew? Why bastawd? ^-^ whewefowe :3 base? -x3 When x3 my UwU dimensions OwO awe >_< as weww >w< compact, -OwO My ^-^ mind >_< as x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD shape >_< as ^-^ twue, -;;w;; As xDD honyest >w< madam's UwU issue? Why bwand ;;w;; they >_> us -With :3 base? with ^-^ basenyess? uWu bastawdy? base, :3 base? -UwU Who, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wusty uWu steawth of nyatuwe, OwO take -uWu Mowe composition ÚwÚ and >_< fiewce ;;w;; quawity -Than :3 doth, within :3 a xDD duww, ^-^ stawe, ^w^ tiwed ^.^ bed, -Go to x3 th' creating :3 a whole twibe of fops -Got >_> 'tween ;;w;; asweep ÚwÚ and UwU wake? Weww >w< then, ->_> Wegitimate :33 Edgaw, UwU I ^w^ must uWu have x3 youw xDD wand. -Our father's wuv >_> is to x3 the ^.^ bastawd Edmund -;;w;; As to x3 th' wegitimate. :33 Finye word- 'legitimate'! -xDD Weww, x3 my wegitimate, >_> if ÚwÚ this >_> wettew speed, -xDD And x3 my >w< invention thwive, Edmund x3 the UwU base -Shall ;;w;; top x3 th' wegitimate. UwU I gwow; UwU I OwO pwospew. ->_> Nyow, uWu gods, stand x3 up fow bastards! - -Entew ^.^ Gwoucestew. - -Gwou. Kent banyish'd >_< thus? ÚwÚ and Fwance uWu in ^.^ chowew OwO pawted? -xDD And x3 the ^w^ King >_> gonye :3 to-nyight? >w< subscwib'd :33 his pow'w? -Confin'd to ;;w;; exhibition? All ÚwÚ this donye ->_> Upon x3 the ^-^ gad? :3 Edmund, >w< how ^.^ nyow? >_> What nyews? -ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, none. -;;w;; [Puts x3 up x3 the ;;w;; wettew.] -Gwou. Why UwU so eawnyestwy >_> seek xDD you to put x3 up :3 that wettew? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo news, x3 my OwO wowd. -Gwou. >_> What paper :3 wewe xDD you :33 weading? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. -Gwou. uWu Nyo? >_> What nyeeded xDD then :3 that tewwibwe dispatch of >w< it x3 into x3 youw -^w^ pocket? uWu The ;;w;; quawity of >_< nyothing hath nyot xDD such >_< nyeed to hide -itself. :3 Wet's ^-^ see. ^.^ Come, >_> if >w< it be uWu nyothing, UwU I UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed -spectacles. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU pawdon x3 me. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a >_> wettew from x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -:3 that UwU I uWu have nyot aww o'ew-wead; ÚwÚ and fow UwU so much >_< as UwU I uWu have -perus'd, UwU I find >w< it nyot ;;w;; fit fow x3 youw ^-^ o'ewwooking. -Gwou. Give ;;w;; me x3 the letter, sir. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU shaww xDD offend, xDD eithew to ^w^ detain ow UwU give :3 it. uWu The contents, >_< as -uWu in ÚwÚ pawt UwU I understand ÚwÚ them, OwO awe to blame. -Gwou. :3 Wet's see, >_> wet's uWu see! -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I hope, fow x3 my brother's >_> justification, ^.^ he wwote ÚwÚ this >_> but >_< as ->w< an x3 essay ow >_> taste of x3 my ÚwÚ viwtue. - -Gwou. uWu (weads) 'This UwU powicy ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevewence of age x3 makes x3 the wowwd -UwU bittew to x3 the best of UwU ouw x3 times; keeps UwU ouw fowtunyes from >_> us ->w< tiww UwU ouw :3 owdnyess ;;w;; cannyot wewish OwO them. UwU I x3 begin to find >w< an idle -ÚwÚ and fond :3 bondage uWu in x3 the oppwession of ^-^ aged tywanny, who sways, -nyot >_< as >w< it hath x3 powew, >_> but >_< as >w< it >_> is ^.^ suffew'd. :3 Come to uWu me, :3 that -of ÚwÚ this UwU I OwO may speak more. ;;w;; If UwU ouw >w< fathew ^.^ wouwd :33 sweep >w< tiww UwU I ->_< wak'd :3 him, xDD you >_> shouwd ^.^ enjoy half :33 his >_> wevenyue fow ever, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive -x3 the beloved of x3 youw brother, -ÚwÚ 'EDGAW.' - -:3 Hum! ^.^ Conspiwacy? 'Sleep >w< tiww UwU I >_< wak'd :3 him, xDD you >_> shouwd ^.^ enjoy half -:33 his ^w^ wevenyue.' OwO My >_< son Edgar! xDD Had ^.^ he :3 a uWu hand to >w< wwite :3 this? :3 a >_< heawt -ÚwÚ and :3 bwain to breed >w< it in? x3 When ^-^ came ÚwÚ this to you? Who ^.^ bwought :33 it? -ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ It UwU was nyot ^.^ bwought uWu me, x3 my wowd: there's x3 the x3 cunnying of :3 it. UwU I ->_> found >w< it :33 thwown uWu in uWu at x3 the >_< casement of x3 my >_> cwoset. -Gwou. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the character to be x3 youw ^.^ bwothew's? -ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 wewe UwU good, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I x3 duwst >_< sweaw >w< it :3 wewe ^w^ his; ->_> but uWu in wespect of :3 that, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain think >w< it :3 wewe not. -Gwou. ^.^ It >_> is ÚwÚ his. -ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his uWu hand, x3 my wowd; >_> but UwU I UwU hope :33 his >_< heawt >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the -:3 contents. -Gwou. >_< Hath ^.^ he >_< nyevew >w< befowe ÚwÚ sounded xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; businyess? -ÚwÚ Edm. Nyevew, x3 my OwO wowd. OwO But UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him ;;w;; oft ÚwÚ maintain >w< it to be ;;w;; fit -:3 that, xDD sons uWu at :3 pewfect age, ÚwÚ and uWu fathews UwU decwinying, x3 the >w< fathew ->_> shouwd be >_< as ward to x3 the x3 son, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< son manage :33 his ^w^ wevenyue. -Gwou. x3 O villain, :33 viwwain! ÚwÚ His xDD vewy opinyion uWu in x3 the letter! uWu Abhowwed -:33 viwwain! uWu Unnyatuwaw, xDD detested, ÚwÚ bwutish :33 viwwain! xDD wowse than -^.^ bwutish! ^w^ Go, sirrah, >_> seek ^.^ him. I'll >_< appwehend ^.^ him. OwO Abominyabwe -:33 viwwain! Whewe >_> is uWu he? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU do nyot weww knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. ;;w;; If >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to xDD suspend -x3 youw >_< indignyation OwO against x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >w< tiww xDD you ^.^ can >w< dewive from ^.^ him -xDD bettew testimony of :33 his intent, xDD you >_> shouwd >w< wun :3 a xDD cewtain UwU couwse; -where, >_> if xDD you >_< viowentwy proceed OwO against :3 him, ;;w;; mistaking :33 his -xDD puwpose, >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_< make :3 a great uWu gap uWu in x3 youw UwU own honour ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake -uWu in uWu pieces x3 the >_< heawt of :33 his ^w^ obedience. UwU I dawe ^.^ pawn down x3 my >w< wife -fow ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he hath ^-^ wwit ÚwÚ this to x3 feew x3 my :3 affection to x3 youw -honyouw, ÚwÚ and to nyo othew >_< pwetence of danger. -Gwou. ^w^ Think xDD you so? -ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; If x3 youw honour OwO judge >w< it ^w^ meet, UwU I xDD wiww :33 pwace xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww -hear >_> us confew of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< an :33 auwicuwaw assurance uWu have x3 youw -x3 satisfaction, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ without xDD any further deway than ÚwÚ this xDD vewy -evening. -Gwou. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot be xDD such :3 a ^.^ monstew. -ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Nyow >_> is >_> nyot, >_> suwe. -Gwou. ;;w;; To :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, :3 that UwU so ;;w;; tendewwy ÚwÚ and entiwewy loves ^.^ him. -uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth! :3 Edmund, >_> seek ^.^ him out; wind ;;w;; me x3 into :3 him, UwU I pray -uWu you; fwame x3 the business ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw UwU own wisdom. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ unstate -mysewf to be uWu in :3 a >_< due wesowution. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek :3 him, ^w^ siw, ^-^ pwesentwy; :33 convey x3 the business >_< as UwU I -UwU shaww find >_< means, ÚwÚ and >w< acquaint xDD you uWu withaw. -Gwou. ;;w;; These wate >_< ecwipses uWu in x3 the sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon portend nyo ÚwÚ good to ->_> us. ;;w;; Though x3 the ^.^ wisdom of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ can reason >w< it OwO thus ÚwÚ and thus, yet -ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ finds itsewf scourg'd ^.^ by x3 the sequent ^.^ effects. Wuv :33 coows, -ÚwÚ fwiendship ^w^ fawws ^w^ off, bwothews ÚwÚ divide. ^w^ In OwO cities, UwU mutinyies; uWu in -countries, ^w^ discowd; uWu in pawaces, treason; ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 bond >_< cwack'd -'twixt >_< son ÚwÚ and :33 fathew. This viwwain of >_< minye x3 comes :33 undew x3 the -:33 pwediction; there's >_< son OwO against fathew: x3 the ^w^ King ^w^ fawws from :3 bias -of >_< nyatuwe; there's >w< fathew OwO against :33 chiwd. We uWu have :3 seen x3 the best -of UwU ouw uWu time. Machinyations, :33 howwownyess, :33 tweachewy, ÚwÚ and aww -ruinous disowdews ;;w;; fowwow >_> us disquietwy to UwU ouw UwU gwaves. UwU Find x3 out -ÚwÚ this villain, ^.^ Edmund; >w< it UwU shaww wose uWu thee uWu nyothing; UwU do >w< it -uWu cawefuwwy. xDD And x3 the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and true-hearted Kent banish'd! :33 his -^-^ offence, >_< honyesty! 'Tis x3 stwange. ÚwÚ Exit. -ÚwÚ Edm. This >_> is x3 the :3 excewwent foppewy of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :3 that, when ^.^ we OwO awe ->w< sick uWu in fowtunye, often x3 the suwfeit of UwU ouw UwU own behaviour, ^.^ we >_< make -guiwty of UwU ouw :33 disastews x3 the sun, x3 the ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO staws; >_< as >_> if -^.^ we :3 wewe x3 viwwains on UwU nyecessity; foows ^.^ by ^-^ heavenwy compulsion; -knaves, >_< thieves, ÚwÚ and tweachews ^.^ by :33 sphewicaw x3 pwe-dominyance; -dwunkawds, liars, ÚwÚ and ^-^ aduwtewews ^.^ by >w< an enforc'd ^.^ obedience of -:3 pwanyetawy ^w^ infwuence; ÚwÚ and aww :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe eviw x3 in, ^.^ by :3 a divine -^-^ thwusting :3 on. ^-^ An uWu admiwabwe >_> evasion of whore-master ^w^ man, to uWu way -:33 his ÚwÚ goatish uWu disposition to x3 the :3 chawge of :3 a staw! OwO My >w< fathew -OwO compounded with x3 my mothew :33 undew x3 the Dragon's ÚwÚ Taiw, ÚwÚ and x3 my -:3 nyativity UwU was :33 undew Ursa Major, UwU so :3 that >w< it xDD fowwows UwU I ^w^ am OwO wough ÚwÚ and -lecherous. >_< Fut! UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 that UwU I am, xDD had x3 the -uWu maidenwiest :33 staw uWu in x3 the UwU fiwmament ^w^ twinkwed on x3 my bastardizing. -Edgaw- - -Entew :3 Edgaw. - -ÚwÚ and ^-^ pat! ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ^.^ wike x3 the catastrophe of x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 comedy. OwO My -:33 cue >_> is ÚwÚ viwwainyous UwU mewanchowy, with :3 a x3 sigh ^.^ wike Tom ^.^ o' uWu Bedwam. ->_< O, these >_< ecwipses UwU do portend these ^-^ divisions! ^.^ Fa, ^-^ sow, la, ^-^ mi. -ÚwÚ Edg. How now, ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Edmund? >_> What sewious >_< contempwation OwO awe xDD you -in? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I ^w^ am uWu thinking, brother, of :3 a >w< pwediction UwU I ^w^ wead ÚwÚ this othew ^-^ day, ->_> what >_> shouwd ;;w;; fowwow these ÚwÚ ecwipses. -ÚwÚ Edg. Do xDD you >w< busy >_> youwsewf with ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I promise UwU you, x3 the UwU effects ^.^ he >_< wwites of >_< succeed ^.^ unhappiwy: >_< as -of unnyatuwawnyess ^-^ between x3 the chiwd ÚwÚ and x3 the parent; UwU death, -deawth, >_> dissowutions of UwU ancient uWu amities; xDD divisions uWu in state, -menaces ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawedictions OwO against x3 king ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwes; >_> nyeedwess -^.^ diffidences, UwU banyishment of OwO fwiends, :3 dissipation of cohorts, ->w< nyuptiaw ^w^ bweaches, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. -ÚwÚ Edg. How ^-^ wong uWu have xDD you :33 been :3 a sectawy astronomical? -ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Come, >w< come! x3 When saw xDD you x3 my >w< fathew last? -ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The >w< nyight >_> gonye by. -ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Spake xDD you with him? -ÚwÚ Edg. Ay, >w< two >_> houws together. -ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Pawted xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ good terms? x3 Found xDD you nyo >_< dispweasuwe uWu in ^.^ him ^.^ by -;;w;; wowd ow >_< countenyance -ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ Nyonye uWu at all. -ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Bethink >_> youwsewf wherein xDD you OwO may uWu have uWu offended him; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my -entreaty ÚwÚ fowbeaw :33 his x3 pwesence ÚwÚ untiw x3 some xDD wittwe time hath -qualified x3 the ^.^ heat of :33 his displeasure, which uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 instant UwU so -rageth uWu in ^.^ him :3 that with x3 the ^-^ mischief of x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson >w< it ^.^ wouwd -uWu scawcewy uWu awway. -ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; Some viwwain hath donye ;;w;; me wrong. -ÚwÚ Edm. >w< That's x3 my ;;w;; feaw. UwU I pray xDD you uWu have :3 a continyent ÚwÚ fowbeawance >w< tiww -x3 the ^w^ speed of :33 his xDD wage xDD goes OwO swowew; x3 and, >_< as UwU I say, uWu wetiwe with ;;w;; me -to x3 my :33 wodging, from >_> whence UwU I xDD wiww OwO fitwy ;;w;; bwing xDD you to hear x3 my -;;w;; wowd >_< speak. >_> Pway :3 ye, :3 go! >_> Thewe's x3 my x3 key. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU do stir >_> abwoad, -OwO go :33 awm'd. -ÚwÚ Edg. >_> Awm'd, bwothew? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Bwothew, UwU I ;;w;; advise xDD you to x3 the >_> best. Go :33 awm'd. UwU I ^w^ am nyo xDD honyest x3 man ->_> if there be xDD any ÚwÚ good meaning toward OwO you. UwU I uWu have told xDD you >_> what UwU I -uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and >_< heawd; >_> but ÚwÚ faintwy, >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 the x3 image ÚwÚ and -OwO howwow of :3 it. >_> Pway UwU you, away! -ÚwÚ Edg. Shall UwU I hear from xDD you ^w^ anyon? -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU do serve xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this business. -uWu Exit :3 Edgaw. -^-^ A credulous ;;w;; fathew! ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew noble, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is UwU so uWu faw from xDD doing :33 hawms -:33 That ^.^ he x3 suspects x3 nyonye; on x3 whose >_< foowish honesty -OwO My pwactices uWu wide :3 easy! UwU I >_> see x3 the business. -Let uWu me, >_> if nyot ^.^ by birth, uWu have ^-^ wands ^.^ by >_> wit; -All with me's :3 meet :3 that UwU I ^.^ can fashion ^w^ fit. -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu The >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. - -Entew uWu Gonyewiw ÚwÚ and >w< [hew] >_< Stewawd [Oswawd]. - -Gon. Did x3 my >w< fathew strike x3 my ÚwÚ gentweman fow chiding of :33 his ^.^ foow? ->_< Osw. Ay, UwU madam. -Gon. ^-^ By day ÚwÚ and night, ^.^ he >_< wwongs me! Evewy >_> houw ->w< He flashes x3 into one gwoss crime ow othew -:33 That :33 sets >_> us aww uWu at odds. I'll nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. -ÚwÚ His :3 knyights gwow ^w^ wiotous, ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf x3 upbwaids >_> us -On every x3 twifwe. x3 When ^.^ he wetuwns from :3 hunting, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak with ^.^ him. x3 Say UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; sick. -;;w;; If xDD you come ^w^ swack of xDD fowmew ;;w;; sewvices, ->_> You UwU shaww UwU do well; x3 the ;;w;; fauwt of >w< it I'll answer. -[Howns :33 within.] ->_< Osw. He's uWu coming, x3 madam; UwU I hear ^.^ him. -Gon. >_> Put on >_> what ÚwÚ weawy negligence xDD you please, ->_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw fellows. ;;w;; I'd uWu have >w< it come to x3 question. -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ distaste :33 it, wet ^.^ him to UwU ouw ^-^ sistew, ->_< Whose ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu in :3 that OwO awe one, -ÚwÚ Nyot to be ^-^ uvwwuw'd. Idle ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -:33 That still ^.^ wouwd manage UwU those authorities -:33 That ^.^ he hath UwU given away! >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, -^-^ Owd foows OwO awe babes OwO again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must be ;;w;; us'd -With ÚwÚ checks >_< as flatteries, when ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 seen x3 abus'd. -ÚwÚ Wemembew >_> what UwU I uWu have UwU said. ->_< Osw. Very weww, UwU madam. -Gon. xDD And wet :33 his :3 knyights uWu have ^-^ cowdew :33 wooks ^-^ among OwO you. ->_> What gwows of :33 it, nyo :3 mattew. Advise x3 youw ^w^ fewwows :3 so. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd breed from >w< hence UwU occasions, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww, -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< speak. I'll >w< wwite ^w^ stwaight to x3 my :3 sistew -;;w;; To howd x3 my xDD vewy course. Pwepawe fow uWu dinnyew. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -uWu The >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. - -Entew UwU Kent, uWu [disguised]. - -Kent. ;;w;; If >_> but >_< as weww UwU I othew ;;w;; accents UwU bowwow, -:33 That ^.^ can x3 my ÚwÚ speech :33 defuse, x3 my ÚwÚ good :3 intent -^-^ May carry ^w^ thwough itsewf to :3 that full x3 issue -For which UwU I raz'd x3 my :3 wikenyess. >_> Nyow, banyish'd UwU Kent, -;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst serve :3 whewe xDD thou dost stand OwO condemn'd, -^w^ So OwO may >w< it come, >w< thy ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ whom xDD thou ^-^ wov'st, -Shall find uWu thee full of wabouws. - -Horns x3 within. Entew Lear, ^w^ [Knyights,] ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - ->w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me nyot xDD stay :3 a jot fow uWu dinnyew; OwO go get >w< it weady. ;;w;; [Exit ->w< an :33 Attendant.] How ^.^ nyow? >_> What awt thou? -Kent. ^-^ A ^w^ man, sir. ->w< Weaw. >_> What dost xDD thou :33 pwofess? >_> What wouldst xDD thou with us? -Kent. UwU I UwU do pwofess to be nyo less than UwU I ;;w;; seem, to serve ^.^ him :33 twuwy -:3 that xDD wiww put ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ twust, to wuv ^.^ him :3 that >_> is OwO honyest, to -convewse with ^.^ him :3 that >_> is uWu wise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says UwU wittwe, to feaw -^.^ judgment, to >w< fight when UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose, ÚwÚ and to eat nyo OwO fish. ->w< Weaw. >_> What awt thou? -Kent. ^-^ A xDD vewy ^-^ honyest-heawted fewwow, ÚwÚ and >_< as poor >_< as x3 the ;;w;; King. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st >_< as poor fow :3 a x3 subject >_< as uWu he's fow :3 a OwO king, xDD thou -awt poor enyough. >_> What wouldst thou? -Kent. x3 Sewvice. ->w< Weaw. Who wouldst xDD thou >_< sewve? -Kent. >_> You. ->w< Weaw. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow uWu me, fewwow? -Kent. :3 Nyo, siw; >_> but xDD you uWu have :3 that uWu in x3 youw >_< countenyance which UwU I ^.^ wouwd ->_> fain caww master. ->w< Weaw. x3 What's ^-^ that? -Kent. Authowity. ->w< Weaw. >_> What >_< sewvices ;;w;; canst xDD thou ^-^ do? -Kent. UwU I ^.^ can >_< keep xDD honyest counsew, ride, uWu wun, >_> maw :3 a curious xDD tawe uWu in -:3 tewwing >w< it ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewivew :3 a uWu pwain ^-^ message bluntly. :33 That which -ordinary ;;w;; men OwO awe ;;w;; fit for, UwU I ^w^ am qualified x3 in, ÚwÚ and x3 the best of ;;w;; me ->_> is ÚwÚ diwigence. ->w< Weaw. How ;;w;; owd awt thou? -Kent. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so >_> young, ^w^ siw, to wuv :3 a OwO woman fow ;;w;; singing, nor UwU so ;;w;; owd to ->_> dote on her fow x3 anything. UwU I uWu have years on x3 my back ^-^ fowty-eight. ->w< Weaw. Follow OwO me; xDD thou shalt serve x3 me. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wike uWu thee nyo xDD wowse ÚwÚ aftew -xDD dinnyew, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt from uWu thee >_> yet. Dinnyew, :3 ho, :3 dinnyew! -:3 Whewe's x3 my >_< knyave? x3 my ^.^ foow? Go xDD you ÚwÚ and caww x3 my >w< foow hithew. - -;;w;; [Exit >w< an :3 attendant.] - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - ->_< You, UwU you, sirrah, where's x3 my daughter? ->_< Osw. ^w^ So uWu pwease :3 you- ÚwÚ Exit. ->w< Weaw. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 the fewwow OwO thewe? ;;w;; Caww x3 the clotpoll back. -;;w;; [Exit :3 a uWu Knyight.] :3 Whewe's x3 my x3 foow, ho? UwU I think x3 the OwO wowwd's -asleep. - -[Entew Knight] - -How ^.^ nyow? :3 Whewe's :3 that ^.^ mongwew? -Knyight. >w< He says, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw daughter >_> is nyot well. ->w< Weaw. Why ^-^ came nyot x3 the ;;w;; swave back to ;;w;; me when UwU I ^w^ caww'd him? -Knyight. UwU Siw, ^.^ he OwO answewed ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the woundest manner, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd not. ->w< Weaw. >w< He ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nyot? -Knyight. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what x3 the ;;w;; mattew is; >_> but to x3 my ^w^ judgment -x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> is nyot entertain'd with :3 that cewemonyious :3 affection ->_< as xDD you :3 wewe ^w^ wont. >_> Thewe's :3 a great OwO abatement of OwO kindnyess >_> appeaws ->_< as weww uWu in x3 the general ^.^ dependants >_< as uWu in x3 the >w< Duke >_< himsewf awso -ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< daughtew. ->w< Weaw. uWu Ha! say'st xDD thou so? -Knyight. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if UwU I be :33 mistaken; fow -x3 my >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot be silent when UwU I think x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> wwong'd. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Thou >_> but ^w^ wememb'west ;;w;; me of >_< minye UwU own conception. UwU I uWu have -OwO pewceived :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ faint >_> nyegwect of late, which UwU I uWu have rather -blamed >_< as >_< minye UwU own jealous curiosity than >_< as :3 a xDD vewy >_< pwetence -ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose of unkindnyess. UwU I xDD wiww wook further into't. OwO But -where's x3 my ^.^ foow? UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen ^.^ him ÚwÚ this >w< two days. -Knyight. Since x3 my xDD young >_> wady's x3 going x3 into >_< Fwance, ^w^ siw, x3 the >w< foow -hath much ^-^ pinyed xDD away. ->w< Weaw. No ^.^ mowe of :33 that; UwU I uWu have noted >w< it well. Go xDD you ÚwÚ and tell x3 my -daughter UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with her. ;;w;; [Exit uWu Knyight.] Go UwU you, caww -ÚwÚ hithew x3 my xDD foow. -;;w;; [Exit >w< an :33 Attendant.] - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - ->_< O, UwU you, ^w^ siw, you! :3 Come xDD you hithew, sir. Who ^w^ am I, UwU siw? ->_< Osw. OwO My >_> wady's :33 fathew. ->w< Weaw. >w< 'My >_> wady's >w< fathew'? OwO My UwU wowd's uWu knyave! >_> You UwU whoweson dog! xDD you -x3 swave! xDD you uWu cuw! ->_< Osw. UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of OwO these, x3 my wowd; UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw pardon. ->w< Weaw. Do xDD you >w< bandy :33 wooks with uWu me, xDD you :3 wascaw? -[Strikes uWu him.] ->_< Osw. I'll nyot be strucken, x3 my OwO wowd. -Kent. x3 Nyow ÚwÚ twipp'd nyeithew, xDD you UwU base uWu footbaww >_< pwayew? -:3 [Twips x3 up :33 his xDD heews. ->w< Weaw. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, UwU fewwow. ^.^ Thou :33 sewv'st uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll wuv thee. -Kent. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, ^.^ awise, away! I'll >_< teach xDD you differences. :33 Away, -away! ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww UwU measuwe x3 youw lubber's :33 wength OwO again, >_< tawwy; >_> but -away! Go ÚwÚ to! :3 Have xDD you wisdom? ^w^ So. -[Pushes ^.^ him >_> out.] ->w< Weaw. >_> Nyow, x3 my xDD fwiendwy ^-^ knyave, UwU I >_> thank thee. >_> Thewe's xDD eawnyest of >w< thy -service. xDD [Gives ^w^ monyey.] - -Entew ^w^ Foow. - -^w^ Foow. Let ;;w;; me uWu hiwe ^.^ him UwU too. >_> Hewe's x3 my ^.^ coxcomb. -ÚwÚ [Offews Kent :33 his cap.] ->w< Weaw. How now, x3 my OwO pwetty >_< knyave? How dost thou? -^w^ Foow. Siwwah, xDD you :3 wewe best OwO take x3 my ^.^ coxcomb. -Kent. Why, ^.^ foow? -^w^ Foow. xDD Why? For :3 taking one's ÚwÚ pawt ^w^ that's x3 out of UwU favouw. Nyay, >w< an xDD thou -;;w;; canst nyot ;;w;; smiwe >_< as x3 the wind OwO sits, thou'lt catch UwU cowd >w< showtwy. -There, OwO take x3 my UwU coxcomb! Why, ÚwÚ this fewwow hath banyish'd >w< two UwU on's -^w^ daughtews, ÚwÚ and uWu did x3 the thiwd :3 a >_> bwessing OwO against :33 his :33 wiww. ;;w;; If -xDD thou ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, xDD thou ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^-^ weaw x3 my ^w^ coxcomb.- How now, ->_< nyuncwe? Wouwd UwU I xDD had >w< two ^-^ coxcombs ÚwÚ and >w< two daughters! ->w< Weaw. Why, x3 my boy? -^w^ Foow. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu gave them aww x3 my >w< wiving, UwU I'wd >_< keep x3 my ^-^ coxcombs :3 mysewf. ->_> Thewe's mine! ÚwÚ beg anyothew of >w< thy daughters. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, sirrah- x3 the ;;w;; whip. -^w^ Foow. Truth's :3 a dog ^w^ must to :3 kennyew; ^.^ he ^w^ must be whipp'd ^.^ out, when -xDD Wady x3 the bwach OwO may stand ^.^ by x3 th' fire ÚwÚ and stink. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ A pestilent ^.^ gaww to me! -^w^ Foow. Siwwah, I'll >_< teach uWu thee :3 a :33 speech. ->w< Weaw. :33 Do. -^w^ Foow. >_> Mawk :33 it, nyuncwe. -:3 Have ^.^ mowe than xDD thou showest, -^w^ Speak less than xDD thou knowest, -uWu Wend less than xDD thou uWu owest, -^.^ Wide ^.^ mowe than xDD thou goest, -;;w;; Weawn ^.^ mowe than xDD thou ÚwÚ twowest, -Set less than xDD thou throwest; -Weave >w< thy ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ whowe, -xDD And >_< keep in-a-door, -xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have ^.^ mowe -Than >w< two ^.^ tens to :3 a >_< scowe. -Kent. This >_> is uWu nyothing, xDD foow. -^w^ Foow. UwU Then UwU 'tis ^.^ wike x3 the UwU bweath of >w< an ^w^ unfeed lawyer- xDD you uWu gave ;;w;; me ->_< nyothing xDD fow't. UwU Can xDD you >_< make nyo use of uWu nyothing, >_< nyuncwe? ->w< Weaw. Why, no, uWu boy. Nyothing ^.^ can be UwU made x3 out of OwO nyothing. -^w^ Foow. >_> [to UwU Kent] UwU Pwithee tell :3 him, UwU so much x3 the OwO went of :33 his ÚwÚ wand -x3 comes ;;w;; to. >w< He xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bewieve :3 a xDD foow. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ A UwU bittew foow! -^w^ Foow. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ diffewence, x3 my ^-^ boy, ^-^ between :3 a UwU bittew ->w< foow ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 sweet ^.^ foow? ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, lad; >_< teach x3 me. -^w^ Foow. :33 That ;;w;; wowd :3 that >_< counseww'd uWu thee -;;w;; To UwU give OwO away >w< thy land, -:3 Come :33 pwace ^.^ him OwO hewe ^.^ by me- -Do xDD thou fow ^.^ him ^.^ stand. -uWu The x3 sweet ÚwÚ and UwU bittew >w< foow -Will presently appear; -uWu The one uWu in motwey UwU hewe, -uWu The othew >_> found x3 out :33 thewe. ->w< Weaw. uWu Dost xDD thou caww ;;w;; me x3 foow, boy? -^w^ Foow. All >w< thy othew titles xDD thou x3 hast UwU given :3 away; :3 that xDD thou >w< wast -bown with. -Kent. This >_> is nyot ;;w;; awtogethew x3 foow, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ Foow. :3 Nyo, xDD faith; wowds ÚwÚ and great ;;w;; men xDD wiww nyot wet x3 me. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a -xDD monyopowy ^.^ out, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ on't. xDD And ^.^ wadies :3 too, ;;w;; they -xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me uWu have aww x3 the >w< foow to >_< mysewf; they'ww be -^-^ snyatching. Give ;;w;; me >w< an ^.^ egg, ^-^ nyuncwe, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU give uWu thee >w< two -x3 cwowns. ->w< Weaw. >_> What >w< two :3 cwowns UwU shaww ;;w;; they :3 be? -^w^ Foow. Why, ÚwÚ aftew UwU I uWu have :3 cut x3 the >_> egg :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; middwe ÚwÚ and eat x3 up x3 the -meat, x3 the >w< two :3 cwowns of x3 the >_> egg. x3 When xDD thou >w< cwuvst >w< thy >_< cwown :33 i' -x3 th' ;;w;; middwe ÚwÚ and >w< gav'st OwO away both xDD pawts, xDD thou ^.^ bow'st ^.^ thinye >w< ass on ->w< thy back ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_> diwt. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst xDD wittwe wit uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; bawd >_< cwown -when xDD thou >w< gav'st >w< thy golden one xDD away. ;;w;; If UwU I speak ^.^ wike mysewf uWu in -uWu this, wet ^.^ him be whipp'd :3 that xDD fiwst ÚwÚ finds >w< it :3 so. - -OwO [Sings] ^w^ Foows xDD had ^w^ nye'ew less xDD gwace uWu in :3 a >w< yeaw, -For uWu wise ;;w;; men OwO awe grown :33 foppish; -^-^ They ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how uWu theiw :33 wits to OwO weaw, -^-^ Theiw ^w^ mannyews OwO awe UwU so OwO apish. - ->w< Weaw. x3 When :3 wewe xDD you UwU wont to be UwU so full of >_< songs, ÚwÚ siwwah? -^w^ Foow. UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd :33 it, ^-^ nyuncwe, OwO evew xDD since xDD thou ;;w;; mad'st >w< thy >_> daughtews ->w< thy mothew; fow when xDD thou >w< gav'st them x3 the ;;w;; wod, ÚwÚ and ^w^ put'st down -^.^ thinye UwU own :3 bweeches, - -OwO [Sings] UwU Then ;;w;; they fow ^.^ sudden joy uWu did >_> weep, -xDD And UwU I fow sorrow ^-^ sung, -:33 That xDD such :3 a x3 king >_> shouwd :33 pway ^w^ bo-peep -xDD And OwO go x3 the foows xDD among. - -Prithee, ^-^ nyuncwe, >_< keep :3 a x3 schoowmastew :3 that ^.^ can >_< teach >w< thy >w< foow to -xDD wie. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain :3 weawn to xDD wie. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ An xDD you wie, sirrah, we'll uWu have xDD you OwO whipp'd. -^w^ Foow. UwU I :3 mawvew >_> what ^-^ kin xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> daughtews x3 awe. x3 They'ww uWu have ;;w;; me -whipp'd fow speaking true; thou'lt uWu have ;;w;; me whipp'd fow lying; -ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes UwU I ^w^ am whipp'd fow uWu howding x3 my peace. UwU I xDD had rather be -xDD any uWu kind ^.^ o' ^.^ thing than :3 a foow! xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be ÚwÚ thee, -nyuncwe. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 pawed >w< thy wit ^.^ o' both >w< sides ÚwÚ and left >_< nyothing -:33 i' x3 th' xDD middwe. :3 Hewe x3 comes one ^.^ o' x3 the :3 pawings. - -Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. - ->w< Weaw. How now, daughter? >_> What x3 makes :3 that uWu fwontwet ^-^ on? Methinks xDD you -OwO awe ^w^ too much ^.^ o' wate :33 i' x3 th' fwown. -^w^ Foow. ^.^ Thou >w< wast :3 a OwO pwetty fewwow when xDD thou >w< hadst nyo >_< nyeed to :3 cawe fow -her frowning. Now xDD thou awt >w< an x3 O ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ figuwe. UwU I ^w^ am xDD bettew -than xDD thou awt >w< nyow: UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 foow, xDD thou awt OwO nyothing. -:33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] Yes, xDD fowsooth, UwU I xDD wiww howd x3 my :33 tongue. ^w^ So x3 youw OwO face -UwU bids uWu me, ^w^ though xDD you >_> say OwO nyothing. Mum, ÚwÚ mum! - ->w< He :3 that keeps nor crust nor cwum, -:33 Weawy of all, UwU shaww ^.^ want ^.^ some.- - -OwO [Points uWu at Lear] >w< That's :3 a :33 sheaw'd peascod. -Gon. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> onwy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_< aww-wicens'd x3 foow, -OwO But othew of x3 youw UwU insowent wetinyue -Do hourly >_< cawp ÚwÚ and quarrel, breaking fowth -^w^ In rank ÚwÚ and :33 nyot-to-be-enduwed riots. UwU Siw, -UwU I xDD had ^-^ thought, ^.^ by x3 making ÚwÚ this weww ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto UwU you, -;;w;; To uWu have >_> found :3 a >_< safe :33 wedwess, >_> but nyow gwow x3 feawfuw, -^-^ By >_> what yourself, :3 too, wate uWu have ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ and :33 donye, -:33 That xDD you x3 pwotect ÚwÚ this course, ÚwÚ and put >w< it on -^-^ By x3 youw allowance; which >_> if xDD you should, x3 the ;;w;; fauwt -Wouwd nyot ;;w;; scape ;;w;; censuwe, nor x3 the redresses sweep, ->_< Which, uWu in x3 the xDD tendew of :3 a whowesome weal, -^.^ Might uWu in uWu theiw >w< wowking UwU do xDD you :3 that offence ->_< Which >_> ewse :3 wewe UwU shame, :3 that xDD then ;;w;; nyecessity -:3 Must caww >w< discweet ^w^ pwoceeding. -^w^ Foow. For xDD you knyow, ^-^ nyuncwe, - -uWu The xDD hedge-spawwow ÚwÚ fed x3 the ;;w;; cuckoo UwU so ^-^ wong -:33 That >w< it xDD had >w< it >_> head xDD bit x3 off ^.^ by >w< it ^w^ young. - -^w^ So x3 out OwO went x3 the ÚwÚ candwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :3 wewe left darkling. ->w< Weaw. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU ouw daughter? -Gon. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< make use of :3 that ÚwÚ good ^.^ wisdom -:3 Wheweof UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; fwaught, ÚwÚ and put OwO away -;;w;; These ^w^ dispositions :3 that of wate UwU twansfowm xDD you -Fwom >_> what xDD you rightly x3 awe. -^w^ Foow. ^-^ May nyot >w< an >w< ass ^.^ knyow when x3 the xDD cawt ÚwÚ dwaws x3 the ^-^ howse? -:3 Whoop, x3 Jug, UwU I wuv uWu thee! ->w< Weaw. ^-^ Doth xDD any OwO hewe ^.^ knyow me? This >_> is nyot >w< Weaw. -^-^ Doth :3 Weaw UwU wawk >_< thus? speak >_< thus? Whewe OwO awe :33 his uWu eyes? -^-^ Eithew :33 his nyotion ^w^ weakens, :33 his UwU discewnyings -^w^ Awe lethargied- uWu Ha! OwO waking? 'Tis nyot so! -Who >_> is >w< it :3 that ^.^ can tell ;;w;; me who UwU I :33 am? -^w^ Foow. Lear's ^.^ shadow. ->w< Weaw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 weawn :33 that; for, ^.^ by x3 the >w< mawks of ^.^ suvweignty, -ÚwÚ Knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and weason, UwU I >_> shouwd be UwU fawse >w< pewsuaded -UwU I xDD had daughters. -^w^ Foow. >_< Which ;;w;; they xDD wiww >_< make >w< an obedient :33 fathew. ->w< Weaw. uWu Youw :33 nyame, >w< faiw gentwewoman? -Gon. This admiration, ^w^ siw, >_> is much ^.^ o' x3 th' savouw -Of othew x3 youw x3 nyew >_> pwanks. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you -;;w;; To understand x3 my uWu puwposes aright. -;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and wevewend, xDD you >_> shouwd be uWu wise. -:3 Hewe UwU do xDD you >_< keep :3 a :3 hundwed :3 knyights ÚwÚ and squires; -OwO Men UwU so disowdew'd, UwU so xDD debosh'd, ÚwÚ and bold -:33 That ÚwÚ this UwU ouw xDD couwt, xDD infected with uWu theiw :3 mannyews, -uWu Shows ^.^ wike :3 a riotous inn. ^.^ Epicuwism ÚwÚ and lust -^-^ Make >w< it ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ tavewn ow :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew -Than :3 a ÚwÚ gwac'd palace. uWu The ^-^ shame itsewf xDD doth speak -For x3 instant UwU wemedy. ^w^ Be xDD then desir'd -^-^ By her :3 that >_> ewse xDD wiww OwO take x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ she begs -^-^ A xDD wittwe to x3 disquantity x3 youw twain, -xDD And x3 the ^.^ wemaindew :3 that UwU shaww still :3 depend -;;w;; To be xDD such ;;w;; men >_< as OwO may ^.^ besowt x3 youw age, ->_< Which ^.^ knyow ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and OwO you. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; Dawknyess ÚwÚ and deviws! -Saddle x3 my ^w^ howses! ;;w;; Caww x3 my twain ;;w;; togethew! -Degenerate ÚwÚ bastawd, I'll nyot >_> twoubwe ÚwÚ thee; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I left :3 a >w< daughtew. -Gon. >_> You strike x3 my >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and x3 youw disorder'd rabble -^-^ Make :3 sewvants of uWu theiw ÚwÚ bettews. - -Entew ;;w;; Awbany. - ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; Woe :3 that ^w^ too wate ^-^ wepents!- >_< O, ^w^ siw, OwO awe xDD you come? -Is >w< it x3 youw xDD wiww? ÚwÚ Speak, siw!- Pwepawe x3 my :33 howses. -;;w;; Ingwatitude, xDD thou mawbwe-heawted ^.^ fiend, -uWu Mowe ^-^ hideous when xDD thou xDD show'st uWu thee uWu in :3 a chiwd -Than x3 the x3 sea-monstew! -Awb. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. ->w< Weaw. >_> [to >_< Gonyewiw] :3 Detested kite, xDD thou >_< wiest! -OwO My twain OwO awe ;;w;; men of UwU choice ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawest xDD pawts, -:33 That aww pawticuwaws of >_> duty ^.^ knyow -xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU most exact regard support -uWu The worships of uWu theiw nyame.- x3 O UwU most UwU smaww ^w^ fauwt, -How ugwy :33 didst xDD thou uWu in >_< Cowdewia ÚwÚ show! ->_< Which, ^.^ wike >w< an enginye, ;;w;; wwench'd x3 my fwame of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Fwom x3 the fix'd pwace; >w< dwew from x3 my >_< heawt aww wuv -xDD And >_< added to x3 the xDD gaww. x3 O Lear, Lear, UwU Weaw! -uWu Beat uWu at ÚwÚ this uWu gate :3 that wet >w< thy >w< fowwy uWu in [Strikes :33 his ^-^ head.] -xDD And >w< thy uWu deaw ^w^ judgment out! ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 my ^-^ peopwe. -Awb. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am guiwtwess, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ ignyowant -Of >_> what hath x3 mov'd OwO you. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ It OwO may be >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -:33 Heaw, OwO Nyatuwe, hear! uWu deaw xDD goddess, hear! -^w^ Suspend >w< thy xDD puwpose, >_> if xDD thou :33 didst intend -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this creature fwuitfuw. -^.^ Into her womb :33 convey ^w^ stewiwity; -;;w;; Dwy x3 up uWu in her x3 the >_< owgans of :3 incwease; -xDD And from her derogate >w< body >_< nyevew ^-^ spwing -^-^ A >w< babe to honour >_> hew! ;;w;; If ^.^ she ^w^ must ^.^ teem, -Create her chiwd of >w< spween, :3 that >w< it OwO may ^w^ wive -xDD And be :3 a thwawt ÚwÚ disnyatuw'd x3 towment to her. -Let >w< it stamp ^.^ wwinkwes uWu in her ^w^ bwow of youth, -With :3 cadent tears fret ^w^ channyews uWu in her cheeks, -Tuwn aww her ;;w;; mothew's ^w^ pains ÚwÚ and benyefits -;;w;; To :33 waughtew ÚwÚ and ^.^ contempt, :3 that ^.^ she OwO may x3 feew -How sharper than :3 a serpent's ^.^ tooth >w< it >_> is -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a thankwess >_> chiwd! :33 Away, away! ÚwÚ Exit. -Awb. >_> Nyow, gods :3 that ^.^ we :33 adowe, xDD wheweof x3 comes :3 this? -Gon. xDD Nyevew UwU affwict >_> youwsewf to ^.^ knyow x3 the cause; -OwO But wet :33 his uWu disposition uWu have :3 that ;;w;; scope -:33 That ^.^ dotage ;;w;; gives :3 it. - -Entew >w< Weaw. - ->w< Weaw. What, :33 fifty of x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu at :3 a cwap? -OwO Within :3 a xDD fowtnyight? -Awb. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, UwU siw? ->w< Weaw. I'll tell thee. :33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] Life ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! UwU I ^w^ am >w< asham'd -:33 That xDD thou x3 hast powew to ;;w;; shake x3 my manhood ^.^ thus; -:33 That these :3 hot ^-^ teaws, which bweak from ;;w;; me pewfowce, -Should >_< make uWu thee ^.^ wowth OwO them. x3 Bwasts ÚwÚ and fogs ;;w;; upon uWu thee! -xDD Th' >_< untented :3 woundings of :3 a father's UwU cuwse -Piewce every sense about thee!- ^-^ Owd fond ^w^ eyes, -^w^ Beweep ÚwÚ this cause OwO again, I'll pluck OwO ye ^.^ out, -xDD And ;;w;; cast UwU you, with x3 the watews :3 that xDD you OwO wose, -;;w;; To xDD tempew cway. Yea, >_> is >w< it come to :3 this? -Let >w< it be :3 so. ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I left :3 a ^w^ daughtew, -Who UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >_> is uWu kind ÚwÚ and comfowtabwe. -x3 When ^.^ she UwU shaww hear ÚwÚ this of ÚwÚ thee, with her >_< nyaiws -OwO She'ww >w< fway >w< thy wolvish ^-^ visage. ^.^ Thou shalt find -:33 That I'll ^.^ wesume x3 the xDD shape which xDD thou dost think -UwU I uWu have ;;w;; cast x3 off fow evew; xDD thou >w< shawt, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. -Exeunt [Weaw, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and >w< Attendants]. -Gon. Do xDD you mark :3 that, x3 my xDD wowd? -Awb. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so UwU pawtiaw, Gonyewiw, -;;w;; To x3 the great wuv UwU I UwU beaw xDD you - -Gon. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU content.- What, OwO Oswawd, ho! -:33 [To x3 the Foow] >_< You, ^w^ siw, ^.^ mowe x3 knyave than x3 foow, ÚwÚ aftew x3 youw x3 mastew! -^w^ Foow. OwO Nyuncwe Lear, nyuncwe Lear, tarry! ^.^ Take x3 the >w< foow with thee. - -^-^ A fox when one >_> has caught hew, -xDD And xDD such :3 a ^w^ daughtew, -Should >_< suwe to x3 the slaughter, -;;w;; If x3 my cap ^.^ wouwd UwU buy :3 a OwO hawtew. -^w^ So x3 the >w< foow xDD fowwows >w< aftew. ÚwÚ Exit. -Gon. This x3 man hath xDD had ÚwÚ good >_< counsew! ^-^ A :3 hundwed knights? -'Tis ;;w;; powitic ÚwÚ and >_< safe to wet ^.^ him >_< keep -At :33 point :3 a :3 hundwed knyights; :3 yes, :3 that on every x3 dweam, -x3 Each UwU buzz, >_< each >_> fancy, >_< each ^-^ compwaint, dislike, ->w< He OwO may enguawd :33 his ^.^ dotage with uWu theiw pow'rs -xDD And howd UwU ouw ;;w;; wives uWu in mercy.- OwO Oswawd, UwU I ;;w;; say! -Awb. xDD Weww, xDD you OwO may feaw ^w^ too far. -Gon. ^-^ Safew than :33 twust ^w^ too far. -Let ;;w;; me still OwO take OwO away x3 the :33 hawms UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -ÚwÚ Nyot feaw still to be >_< taken. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his ;;w;; heawt. ->_> What ^.^ he hath OwO uttew'd UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 my sister. -;;w;; If ^.^ she >_< sustain ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 hundwed knights, -x3 When UwU I uWu have ^w^ show'd x3 th' >_< unfitnyess- - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -How now, Oswawd? -What, uWu have xDD you ^-^ wwit :3 that >_> wettew to x3 my ^-^ sistew? ->_< Osw. Yes, UwU madam. -Gon. ^.^ Take xDD you x3 some xDD company, ÚwÚ and OwO away to UwU howse! -Inform her full of x3 my xDD pawticuwaw ;;w;; feaw, -xDD And thereto >_< add xDD such weasons of x3 youw UwU own -;;w;; As OwO may compact >w< it more. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, -xDD And x3 hasten x3 youw wetuwn. ;;w;; [Exit Oswald.] :3 Nyo, no, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -This milky ^-^ gentwenyess ÚwÚ and course of >_< youws, -;;w;; Though UwU I >_< condemn >w< it >_> nyot, ^w^ yet, :33 undew pardon, ->_> You OwO awe much ^.^ mowe uWu at :3 task fow ^.^ want of ^.^ wisdom -Than UwU pwais'd fow ;;w;; hawmfuw mildness. -Awb. How uWu faw x3 youw eyes OwO may xDD piewce UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. -^w^ Stwiving to better, ;;w;; oft ^.^ we >_> maw UwU what's well. -Gon. Nyay ^.^ then- -Awb. xDD Weww, well; x3 th' UwU event. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -UwU Couwt >w< befowe x3 the >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. - -Entew Lear, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. - ->w< Weaw. Go xDD you >w< befowe to uWu Gwoucestew with these letters. :3 Acquaint x3 my -daughter nyo further with ;;w;; anything xDD you ^.^ knyow than x3 comes from her -;;w;; demand x3 out of x3 the >_> wettew. ;;w;; If x3 youw diligence be nyot :33 speedy, UwU I -UwU shaww be there ^-^ afowe OwO you. -Kent. UwU I xDD wiww nyot sweep, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have ^-^ dewivewed x3 youw >_> wettew. -ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ Foow. ;;w;; If :3 a :33 man's brains :3 wewe in's heews, were't nyot uWu in danger of -:3 kibes? ->w< Weaw. Ay, uWu boy. -^w^ Foow. UwU Then UwU I :33 pwithee be x3 mewwy. x3 Thy wit UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew OwO go swip-shod. ->w< Weaw. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -^w^ Foow. >_> Shawt >_> see >w< thy othew daughter xDD wiww use uWu thee kindwy; fow ^w^ though -^w^ she's >_< as ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >_< as :3 a cwab's ^.^ wike >w< an x3 appwe, yet UwU I ^.^ can tell ->_> what UwU I ^.^ can tell. ->w< Weaw. >_> What ;;w;; canst uWu teww, boy? -^w^ Foow. OwO She'ww >_> taste >_< as ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >_< as :3 a cwab does to :3 a >_< cwab. ^.^ Thou -;;w;; canst tell >w< why one's x3 nyose >w< stands :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; middwe UwU on's ^.^ face? ->w< Weaw. No. -^w^ Foow. Why, to >_< keep one's eyes of xDD eithew side's nose, :3 that >_> what :3 a -x3 man ;;w;; cannyot smell ^.^ out, xDD 'a OwO may ^w^ spy ^w^ into. ->w< Weaw. UwU I uWu did her wrong. -^w^ Foow. ÚwÚ Canst tell >w< how >w< an oystew x3 makes :33 his shell? ->w< Weaw. No. -^w^ Foow. x3 Nyow UwU I UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU I ^.^ can tell >w< why :3 a snail >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ house. ->w< Weaw. xDD Why? -^w^ Foow. Why, to put's >_> head UwU in; nyot to UwU give >w< it OwO away to :33 his ^w^ daughtews, -ÚwÚ and OwO weave :33 his >w< howns ^-^ without :3 a :3 case. ->w< Weaw. UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowget x3 my :33 nyatuwe. ^w^ So uWu kind :3 a :33 fathew!- ^w^ Be x3 my :3 howses -^-^ weady? -^w^ Foow. x3 Thy asses OwO awe >_> gonye about ^.^ 'em. uWu The reason >w< why x3 the ÚwÚ seven stars -OwO awe nyo ^-^ moe than ÚwÚ seven >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty reason. ->w< Weaw. >_< Because ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot :33 eight? -^w^ Foow. Yes indeed. ^.^ Thou wouldst >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD foow. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; To ;;w;; tak't again ^w^ pewfowce! ^w^ Monstew ingratitude! -^w^ Foow. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt x3 my x3 foow, ^-^ nyuncwe, UwU I'wd uWu have uWu thee beaten fow ^.^ being -;;w;; owd >w< befowe >w< thy uWu time. ->w< Weaw. How's ^-^ that? -^w^ Foow. ^.^ Thou shouwdst nyot uWu have :33 been ;;w;; owd >w< tiww xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been uWu wise. ->w< Weaw. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me nyot be mad, nyot mad, x3 sweet :3 heaven! -^w^ Keep ;;w;; me uWu in ^-^ tempew; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be OwO mad! - -[Entew :3 a >_> Gentweman.] - -How ^.^ nyow? ^w^ Awe x3 the :3 howses ^-^ weady? ->_> Gent. >_> Weady, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Come, uWu boy. -^w^ Foow. :33 She ^w^ that's :3 a >_< maid now, ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughs uWu at x3 my departure, -Shall nyot be :3 a >_< maid long, ^w^ unwess ^.^ things be :3 cut showtew -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ A court within x3 the ;;w;; Castwe of x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. - -Entew [Edmund ^w^ the] :33 Bastawd ÚwÚ and >w< Cuwan, :3 meeting. - -ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Save ÚwÚ thee, Cuwan. -uWu Cuw. xDD And UwU you, sir. UwU I uWu have :33 been with x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and UwU given ^.^ him -ÚwÚ nyotice :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and uWu Wegan :33 his :3 Duchess xDD wiww be -OwO hewe with ^.^ him ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. -ÚwÚ Edm. How x3 comes ^-^ that? -uWu Cuw. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. >_> You uWu have heard of x3 the nyews >w< abwoad- UwU I >_> mean x3 the -whisper'd onyes, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe yet >_> but xDD eaw-kissing OwO awguments? -ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> what OwO awe >w< they? -uWu Cuw. :3 Have xDD you heard of nyo ÚwÚ wikewy UwU waws toward 'twixt x3 the >w< two >_> Dukes -of >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and Albany? -ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a OwO wowd. -uWu Cuw. >_> You OwO may UwU do, >w< then, uWu in uWu time. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, sir. ÚwÚ Exit. -ÚwÚ Edm. uWu The >w< Duke be OwO hewe :3 to-nyight? uWu The :3 bettew! ^w^ best! -This >w< weaves itsewf ^.^ pewfowce x3 into x3 my business. -OwO My >w< fathew hath uWu set xDD guawd to OwO take x3 my bwothew; -xDD And UwU I uWu have one ÚwÚ thing, of :3 a ^.^ queasy ^.^ question, ->_< Which UwU I ^w^ must act. >_> Bwiefnyess ÚwÚ and fowtunye, >_< wowk! -UwU Bwothew, :3 a word! >_< Descend! UwU Bwothew, UwU I ;;w;; say! - -Entew :3 Edgaw. - -OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ watches. x3 O ^w^ siw, fwy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwace! -Intewwigence >_> is UwU given :3 whewe xDD you OwO awe :3 hid. ->_> You uWu have nyow x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ advantage of x3 the OwO nyight. -:3 Have xDD you nyot >w< spoken uWu 'gainst x3 the >w< Duke of Cownwaww? -He's xDD coming hithew; now, :33 i' x3 th' night, :33 i' x3 th' xDD haste, -xDD And uWu Wegan with ^.^ him. :3 Have xDD you >_< nyothing uWu said ->_> Upon :33 his party uWu 'gainst x3 the >w< Duke of Albany? -Advise OwO youwsewf. -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe on't, nyot :3 a OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I hear x3 my >w< fathew :3 coming. ^w^ Pawdon me! -^w^ In x3 cunnying UwU I ^w^ must dwaw x3 my xDD swowd ;;w;; upon OwO you. -^.^ Dwaw, xDD seem to ;;w;; defend :33 youwsewf; nyow ^.^ quit xDD you ^-^ weww.- -xDD Yiewd! :3 Come >w< befowe x3 my :33 fathew. ^-^ Wight, :3 ho, here! -:33 Fwy, OwO bwothew.- Torches, torches!- ^w^ So farewell. -uWu Exit :3 Edgaw. -;;w;; Some :3 bwood drawn on ;;w;; me ^.^ wouwd x3 beget opinyion -Of x3 my ^.^ mowe >_< fiewce ^.^ endeavouw. [Stabs :33 his xDD awm.] UwU I uWu have :3 seen -drunkards -Do ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ this uWu in spowt.- :3 Fathew, :33 fathew!- -OwO Stop, UwU stop! No x3 hewp? - -Entew :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Servants with xDD towches. - -Gwou. >_> Nyow, :3 Edmund, where's x3 the >w< viwwain? -ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Hewe :33 stood ^.^ he uWu in x3 the >_> dawk, :33 his ^-^ shawp xDD swowd ^.^ out, -Mumbwing of wicked ÚwÚ chawms, >_< conjuwing x3 the ;;w;; moon -;;w;; To stand ^-^ 's auspicious ^w^ mistwess. -Gwou. OwO But :3 whewe >_> is uWu he? -ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Wook, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU bweed. -Gwou. Whewe >_> is x3 the villain, >_> Edmund? -ÚwÚ Edm. >_< Fwed ÚwÚ this :3 way, sir. x3 When ^.^ by nyo means ^.^ he couwd- -Gwou. :33 Puwsue :3 him, ho! Go >w< aftew. UwU [Exeunt x3 some Servants]. -^-^ By nyo means UwU what? -ÚwÚ Edm. xDD Pewsuade ;;w;; me to x3 the muwthew of x3 youw OwO wowdship; -OwO But :3 that UwU I told ^.^ him x3 the revenging gods -^w^ 'Gainst parricides uWu did aww uWu theiw :3 thundews ÚwÚ bend; -OwO Spoke with >w< how manyifowd ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :3 a :3 bond -uWu The chiwd UwU was bound to x3 th' ^-^ fathew- ^w^ siw, uWu in uWu finye, -x3 Seeing >w< how woathwy opposite UwU I :33 stood -;;w;; To :33 his unnyatuwaw xDD puwpose, uWu in UwU feww >_> motion -With :33 his ^w^ pwepawed xDD swowd ^.^ he chawges ^.^ home -OwO My unprovided ;;w;; body, UwU wanch'd >_< minye OwO awm; -OwO But when ^.^ he saw x3 my best alarum'd ^.^ spiwits, -Bowd uWu in x3 the quawwew's wight, wous'd to x3 th' encountew, -:33 Ow >w< whethew ÚwÚ gasted ^.^ by x3 the noise UwU I made, -Full ;;w;; suddenwy ^.^ he OwO fwed. -Gwou. Let ^.^ him fwy far. -ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand UwU shaww ^.^ he wemain uncaught; -xDD And found- dispatch. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke x3 my ^.^ mastew, -OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ awch ÚwÚ and OwO patwon, x3 comes to-night. -^-^ By :33 his ÚwÚ authowity UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim >w< it -:33 That ^.^ he which ^w^ find, ^.^ him UwU shaww OwO desewve UwU ouw thanks, ->_< Bwinging x3 the murderous ^.^ caitiff to x3 the xDD stake; ->w< He :3 that >_> conceaws :3 him, death. -ÚwÚ Edm. x3 When UwU I UwU dissuaded ^.^ him from :33 his :3 intent -xDD And >_> found ^.^ him ÚwÚ pight to UwU do :33 it, with curst ÚwÚ speech -UwU I threaten'd to OwO discuvw ^.^ him. >w< He uWu wepwied, -;;w;; 'Thou >w< unpossessing ÚwÚ bastawd, dost xDD thou >_< think, -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd stand OwO against ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^w^ weposaw -Of xDD any ^w^ twust, virtue, ow ^.^ wowth uWu in uWu thee -^-^ Make >w< thy wowds faith'd? No. >_> What UwU I >_> shouwd UwU deny -xDD (As ÚwÚ this UwU I >w< wouwd; :33 ay, ^w^ though xDD thou :33 didst produce -OwO My xDD vewy character), UwU I'wd turn >w< it aww -;;w;; To >w< thy suggestion, >_> pwot, ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed pwactice; -xDD And xDD thou ^w^ must >_< make :3 a :3 duwwawd of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they nyot xDD thought x3 the pwofits of x3 my :33 death -^.^ Wewe xDD vewy x3 pwegnyant ÚwÚ and potential :33 spuws -;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee >_> seek ;;w;; it.' -Gwou. :3 Stwong ÚwÚ and fast'ned :33 viwwain! -Wouwd ^.^ he UwU deny :33 his wettew? UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ got ^.^ him. -Tucket x3 within. -Hawk, x3 the Duke's ÚwÚ twumpets! UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -All ports I'll bar; x3 the viwwain UwU shaww nyot scape; -uWu The >w< Duke ^w^ must gwant ;;w;; me x3 that. :33 Besides, :33 his ^-^ pictuwe -UwU I xDD wiww >_> send uWu faw ÚwÚ and near, :3 that aww x3 the ^w^ kingdom -^-^ May uWu have >_< due ^-^ nyote of :3 him, ÚwÚ and of x3 my land, ->_> Woyaw ÚwÚ and natural ^-^ boy, I'll ^.^ wowk x3 the means -;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee capable. - -Entew ;;w;; Cownwaww, x3 Wegan, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -;;w;; Cown. How now, x3 my x3 nyobwe >w< fwiend? Since UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew ->w< (Which UwU I ^.^ can caww >_> but now) UwU I uWu have heard ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; nyews. -Weg. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^-^ twue, aww UwU vengeance x3 comes ^w^ too showt ->_< Which ^.^ can pursue x3 th' ^-^ offendew. How ÚwÚ dost, x3 my xDD wowd? -Gwou. x3 O UwU madam, x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< heawt >_> is UwU cwack'd, x3 it's crack'd! -Weg. What, uWu did x3 my father's >_< godson >_> seek x3 youw :33 wife? ->w< He ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< fathew nam'd? uWu Youw x3 Edgaw? -Gwou. x3 O UwU wady, UwU wady, ^-^ shame ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it >_> hid! -Weg. Was ^.^ he nyot >_< companyion with x3 the riotous :3 knyights -:33 That tend ;;w;; upon x3 my father? -Gwou. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, UwU madam. 'Tis ^w^ too ÚwÚ bad, ^w^ too UwU bad! -ÚwÚ Edm. Yes, UwU madam, ^.^ he UwU was of :3 that UwU consowt. -Weg. No :3 mawvew xDD then ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe :33 iww >_< affected. -'Tis ;;w;; they uWu have put ^.^ him on x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 man's UwU death, -;;w;; To uWu have x3 th' expense ÚwÚ and uWu waste of :33 his uWu wevenyues. -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent x3 evenying from x3 my :3 sistew -:33 Been weww inform'd of ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and with xDD such cautions -^.^ That, >_> if ;;w;; they come to ;;w;; sojouwn uWu at x3 my house, -I'll nyot be :33 thewe. -;;w;; Cown. x3 Nyow I, :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, Wegan. -:3 Edmund, UwU I hear :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO shown x3 youw >w< fathew -^-^ A UwU chiwdwike ^w^ office. -ÚwÚ Edm. >_< 'Twas x3 my >_< duty, sir. -Gwou. >w< He uWu did OwO bewway :33 his ^-^ pwactice, ÚwÚ and weceiv'd -This ÚwÚ huwt xDD you see, :33 stwiving to >_< appwehend ^.^ him. -;;w;; Cown. Is ^.^ he pursued? -Gwou. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >_< taken, ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe -^w^ Be feaw'd of xDD doing harm. ^-^ Make x3 youw UwU own xDD puwpose, -How uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ stwength xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. For UwU you, :3 Edmund, ->_< Whose viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience xDD doth ÚwÚ this x3 instant -^w^ So much ÚwÚ commend itself, xDD you UwU shaww be >_> ouws. -Natures of xDD such >_> deep :33 twust ^.^ we UwU shaww much need; ->_> You ^.^ we xDD fiwst x3 seize :3 on. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU shaww serve UwU you, ^w^ siw, -^-^ Twuwy, >w< howevew ewse. -Gwou. For ^.^ him UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -;;w;; Cown. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why ^.^ we ^-^ came to x3 visit :3 you- -Weg. ^-^ Thus x3 out of >w< season, thweading OwO dawk-ey'd OwO nyight. -Occasions, x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew, of x3 some ;;w;; poise, -^-^ Whewein ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have use of x3 youw xDD advice. -Our >w< fathew ^.^ he hath ;;w;; wwit, UwU so hath UwU ouw ^-^ sistew, -Of differences, which UwU I best xDD thought >w< it ;;w;; fit -;;w;; To answew from UwU ouw >_> home. uWu The sevewaw xDD messengews -Fwom >w< hence >_< attend dispatch. Our ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd fwiend, -Way UwU comfowts to x3 youw x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and bestow -uWu Youw needful counsel to UwU ouw business, ->_< Which cwaves x3 the x3 instant ÚwÚ use. -Gwou. UwU I serve UwU you, UwU madam. -uWu Youw OwO Gwaces OwO awe >w< wight x3 wewcome. -:33 Exeunt. >w< Fwouwish. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^.^ Befowe :3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew Kent ÚwÚ and [Oswald ^w^ the] Stewawd, x3 sevewawwy. - ->_< Osw. ^-^ Good dawning to ÚwÚ thee, :3 fwiend. Awt of ÚwÚ this >_> house? -Kent. uWu Ay. ->_< Osw. Whewe OwO may ^.^ we uWu set UwU ouw horses? -Kent. xDD I' x3 th' OwO miwe. ->_< Osw. Prithee, >_> if xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, tell x3 me. -Kent. UwU I wuv uWu thee not. ->_< Osw. Why >w< then, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow thee. -Kent. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had uWu thee uWu in Lipsbury Pinfold, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu thee :3 cawe fow -x3 me. ->_< Osw. Why dost xDD thou use ;;w;; me >_< thus? UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee not. -Kent. ÚwÚ Fewwow, UwU I ^.^ knyow thee. ->_< Osw. >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me for? -Kent. ^-^ A knave; :3 a ^-^ wascaw; >w< an eatew of xDD bwoken ÚwÚ meats; :3 a base, :3 pwoud, -^w^ shawwow, ^.^ beggawwy, :3 thwee-suited, hundwed-pound, filthy, -:3 wowsted-stocking knave; :3 a uWu wiwy-wivew'd, UwU action-taking, whoweson, -gwass-gazing, superserviceable, >w< finyicaw rogue; -one-trunk-inheriting ;;w;; swave; one :3 that wouldst be :3 a ;;w;; bawd uWu in uWu way of -ÚwÚ good sewvice, ÚwÚ and awt >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the composition of :3 a ^-^ knyave, -beggar, xDD cowawd, pander, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< son ÚwÚ and heir of :3 a >_< mongwew UwU bitch; -one ÚwÚ whom UwU I xDD wiww xDD beat x3 into ;;w;; cwamowous >_< whinying, >_> if xDD thou UwU deny x3 the -least syllable of >w< thy >_> addition. ->_< Osw. Why, >_> what :3 a monstwous fewwow awt UwU thou, OwO thus to waiw on one -^w^ that's :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ knyown of uWu thee nor xDD knyows uWu thee! -Kent. >_> What :3 a xDD bwazen-fac'd vawwet awt UwU thou, to UwU deny xDD thou knowest me! -Is >w< it >w< two OwO days ^w^ ago xDD since UwU I xDD beat uWu thee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twipp'd x3 up >w< thy heels ->w< befowe x3 the >_> King? [Draws :33 his swowd.] ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you UwU wogue! for, ^w^ though ->w< it be night, yet x3 the ;;w;; moon xDD shinyes. I'll >_< make :3 a xDD sop ^.^ o' x3 th' -uWu moonshinye ^.^ o' OwO you. ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you UwU whoweson cuwwionwy ^w^ bawbewmongew! -dwaw! ->_< Osw. >_> Away! UwU I uWu have >_< nyothing to UwU do with thee. -Kent. ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you rascal! >_> You come with x3 wettews OwO against x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and -OwO take >_< Vanyity x3 the OwO puppet's ÚwÚ pawt OwO against x3 the xDD woyawty of her :33 fathew. -^.^ Dwaw, xDD you :33 wogue, ow I'll UwU so >_> cawbonyado x3 youw x3 shanks! ^.^ Dwaw, xDD you -rascal! :3 Come x3 youw :3 ways! ->_< Osw. Hewp, ho! murther! :33 hewp! -Kent. UwU Stwike, xDD you x3 swave! >_> Stand, UwU wogue! >_> Stand, xDD you neat x3 swave! -Strike! :33 [Beats uWu him.] ->_< Osw. Hewp, ho! murther! murther! - -Entew :3 Edmund, with :33 his rapier x3 dwawn, :33 Gwoucestew, ;;w;; Cownwaww, -x3 Wegan, Sewvants. - -ÚwÚ Edm. How ^.^ nyow? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? OwO Pawts [them]. -Kent. With UwU you, ^.^ goodman ^-^ boy, >w< an xDD you UwU pwease! ^.^ Come, I'll >w< fwesh ;;w;; ye! -:3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD young x3 mastew! -Gwou. OwO Weapons? >_> awms? x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew hewe? -;;w;; Cown. ^w^ Keep ÚwÚ peace, ;;w;; upon x3 youw lives! ->w< He dies :3 that :33 stwikes ;;w;; again. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -Weg. uWu The xDD messengews from UwU ouw :3 sistew ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King -;;w;; Cown. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; diffewence? :33 Speak. ->_< Osw. UwU I ^w^ am scawce uWu in :33 bweath, x3 my OwO wowd. -Kent. No marvel, xDD you uWu have UwU so >_> bestiww'd x3 youw ;;w;; vawouw. >_> You >w< cowawdwy -^.^ wascaw, ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^-^ discwaims uWu in ÚwÚ thee; :3 a ^w^ taiwow UwU made thee. -;;w;; Cown. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a ;;w;; stwange UwU fewwow. ^-^ A ^w^ taiwow >_< make :3 a man? -Kent. Ay, :3 a :33 taiwow, sir. ^-^ A stonecutter ow :3 a paintew couwd nyot uWu have -UwU made ^.^ him UwU so UwU iww, ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_> but >w< two >_> houws uWu at x3 the twade. -;;w;; Cown. ^w^ Speak ^w^ yet, >w< how ^-^ gwew x3 youw OwO quawwew? ->_< Osw. This UwU ancient ^-^ wuffian, ^w^ siw, x3 whose >w< wife UwU I uWu have xDD spaw'd -At >_> suit of :33 his ^w^ gwey >_< beawd- -Kent. ^.^ Thou UwU whoweson uWu zed! xDD thou unnecessary letter! OwO My uWu wowd, >_> if -you'ww UwU give ;;w;; me weave, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; twead ÚwÚ this x3 unbowted viwwain x3 into ->w< mowtaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; daub x3 the OwO wawws of :3 a >_< jakes with ^.^ him. uWu 'Spawe x3 my ^w^ gwey -beawd,' xDD you wagtail? -;;w;; Cown. uWu Peace, siwwah! ->_> You OwO beastwy ^-^ knyave, ^.^ knyow xDD you nyo ^.^ wevewence? -Kent. Yes, ^w^ siw, >_> but ÚwÚ angew hath :3 a >_< pwiviwege. -;;w;; Cown. Why awt xDD thou ^.^ angwy? -Kent. :33 That xDD such :3 a ;;w;; swave >_< as ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw :3 a uWu swowd, -Who ^-^ weaws nyo x3 honyesty. >w< Such x3 smiwing rogues >_< as OwO these, -Wike OwO wats, ;;w;; oft ^-^ bite x3 the >w< howy cowds xDD atwain ->_< Which OwO awe ^w^ too :3 intwinse t' uWu unwoose; x3 smooth every passion -:33 That uWu in x3 the natures of uWu theiw wowds xDD webew, -Bring oiw to ^w^ fiwe, >w< snyow to uWu theiw ^-^ cowdew ;;w;; moods; -Renege, affirm, ÚwÚ and turn uWu theiw hawcyon ;;w;; beaks -With every gawe ÚwÚ and >_< vawy of uWu theiw mastews, -Knyowing xDD nyaught (like dogs) >_> but x3 fowwowing. -^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon x3 youw epileptic ^-^ visage! -Smile xDD you x3 my speeches, >_< as UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ foow? -Goose, >w< an UwU I xDD had xDD you ;;w;; upon ^-^ Sawum OwO Pwain, -UwU I'wd UwU dwive OwO ye ^-^ cackwing ^.^ home to :33 Camewot. -;;w;; Cown. What, awt xDD thou mad, ;;w;; owd fewwow? -Gwou. How UwU feww xDD you out? x3 Say x3 that. -Kent. No contraries howd ^.^ mowe xDD antipathy -Than UwU I ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a knave. -;;w;; Cown. Why dost xDD thou caww ^.^ him >_< knyave? >_> What >_> is :33 his xDD fauwt? -Kent. ÚwÚ His >_< countenyance likes ;;w;; me not. -;;w;; Cown. No ^.^ mowe x3 pewchance does >_> minye, ow his, ow hers. -Kent. UwU Siw, UwU 'tis x3 my occupation to be plain. -UwU I uWu have :3 seen xDD bettew faces uWu in x3 my time -Than >w< stands on xDD any shoulder :3 that UwU I >_> see -^.^ Befowe ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ this ^.^ instant. -;;w;; Cown. This >_> is x3 some fewwow -UwU Who, xDD having :33 been UwU pwais'd fow >_> bwuntnyess, xDD doth affect -^-^ A ^w^ saucy ÚwÚ woughnyess, ÚwÚ and constrains x3 the :3 gawb ->_< Quite from :33 his :33 nyatuwe. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot fwattew, OwO he! -^-^ An xDD honyest ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and :33 pwain- ^.^ he ^w^ must speak :3 twuth! -^-^ An ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO take :33 it, so; >_> if >_> nyot, uWu he's plain. -;;w;; These uWu kind of knyaves UwU I ^.^ knyow which uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< pwainnyess -^.^ Hawbouw ^.^ mowe cwaft ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe x3 cowwuptew uWu ends -Than ÚwÚ twenty uWu siwwy-ducking ÚwÚ obsewvants -:33 That stretch uWu theiw >_> duties ^w^ nyicewy. -Kent. UwU Siw, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, uWu in sincere verity, -;;w;; Undew x3 th' :3 awwowance of x3 youw great ÚwÚ aspect, ->_< Whose ^w^ infwuence, ^.^ wike x3 the wreath of OwO wadiant fire -On flickering x3 Phoebus' uWu fwont- -;;w;; Cown. >_> What x3 mean'st ^.^ by :3 this? -Kent. ;;w;; To OwO go x3 out of x3 my OwO diawect, which xDD you OwO discommend UwU so :33 much. UwU I -knyow, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am nyo flatterer. >w< He :3 that beguiw'd xDD you uWu in :3 a uWu pwain -xDD accent UwU was :3 a uWu pwain ^-^ knyave, ^w^ which, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be, -^w^ though UwU I >_> shouwd x3 win x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe to entweat ;;w;; me to't. -;;w;; Cown. >_> What UwU was x3 th' offence xDD you uWu gave him? ->_< Osw. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave ^.^ him ÚwÚ any. -^.^ It pleas'd x3 the ^w^ King :33 his >_< mastew xDD vewy wate -;;w;; To strike uWu at uWu me, ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> misconstwuction; -x3 When xDD he, UwU conjunct, ÚwÚ and flattering :33 his displeasure, -UwU Twipp'd ;;w;; me :3 behind; ^.^ being ;;w;; down, >_< insuwted, UwU waiw'd -xDD And put ;;w;; upon ^.^ him xDD such :3 a deal of x3 man -:33 That UwU wowthied :3 him, ^w^ got pwaises of x3 the ^w^ King -For ^.^ him uWu attempting who UwU was self-subdu'd; -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the UwU fweshment of ÚwÚ this xDD dwead ^w^ expwoit, -^.^ Dwew on ;;w;; me OwO hewe ;;w;; again. -Kent. ^-^ Nyonye of these rogues ÚwÚ and ^w^ cowawds -OwO But ^.^ Ajax >_> is uWu theiw xDD foow. -;;w;; Cown. ^-^ Fetch fowth x3 the x3 stocks! ->_> You ^-^ stubbown UwU ancient ^-^ knyave, xDD you reverent :3 bwaggawt, -^-^ We'ww >_< teach :3 you- -Kent. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ;;w;; owd to UwU weawn. -;;w;; Caww nyot x3 youw stocks fow x3 me. UwU I serve x3 the uWu King; -On x3 whose >w< empwoyment UwU I UwU was sent to OwO you. ->_> You UwU shaww UwU do UwU smaww wespect, x3 show ^w^ too bold malice -^w^ Against x3 the xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewson of x3 my ^.^ mastew, -Stocking :33 his :3 messengew. -;;w;; Cown. ^-^ Fetch fowth x3 the x3 stocks! ;;w;; As UwU I uWu have >w< wife ÚwÚ and honyouw, ->_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ he sit >w< tiww xDD nyoon. -Weg. Tiww noon? Tiww night, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and aww >w< nyight ;;w;; too! -Kent. Why, UwU madam, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe x3 youw father's dog, ->_> You >_> shouwd nyot use ;;w;; me :3 so. -Weg. UwU Siw, ^.^ being :33 his ^-^ knyave, UwU I :33 wiww. -;;w;; Cown. This >_> is :3 a fewwow of x3 the x3 sewfsame colour -Our :3 sistew xDD speaks uWu of. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing OwO away x3 the x3 stocks! -;;w;; Stocks ^.^ bwought OwO out. -Gwou. Let ;;w;; me :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace nyot to UwU do :3 so. -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; fauwt >_> is ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ King :33 his >_< mastew -Will ^.^ check ^.^ him xDD fow't. uWu Youw ÚwÚ puwpos'd wow correction -Is xDD such >_< as ^w^ basest ÚwÚ and :3 contemn'dest ÚwÚ wwetches -For piwf'wings ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ common :33 twespasses -^w^ Awe punyish'd with. uWu The ^w^ King ^w^ must OwO take >w< it :33 iww -:33 That xDD he, UwU so swightwy vawued uWu in :33 his ^w^ messengew, -Should uWu have ^.^ him OwO thus ^w^ westwain'd. -;;w;; Cown. I'll answew x3 that. -Weg. OwO My :3 sistew OwO may receive >w< it much ^.^ mowe ^-^ wowse, -;;w;; To uWu have her ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ abus'd, uWu assauwted, -For fowwowing her x3 affaiws. >_> Put uWu in :33 his legs.- -[Kent >_> is put uWu in x3 the :33 stocks.] -^.^ Come, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, xDD away. -Exeunt [all >_> but uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Kent]. -Gwou. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow ÚwÚ thee, :3 fwiend. 'Tis x3 the Duke's x3 pweasuwe, ->_< Whose uWu disposition, aww x3 the wowwd weww ;;w;; knyows, -Will nyot be rubb'd nor ^.^ stopp'd. I'll entweat fow thee. -Kent. >_> Pway UwU do >_> nyot, sir. UwU I uWu have UwU watch'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ twaveww'd hard. -;;w;; Some time UwU I UwU shaww :33 sweep ^.^ out, x3 the xDD west I'll >_< whistwe. -^-^ A ÚwÚ good :33 man's :3 fowtunye OwO may gwow x3 out uWu at xDD heews. -Give xDD you ÚwÚ good OwO mowwow! -Gwou. uWu The >w< Duke ^-^ 's to uWu bwame uWu in >_< this; 'twill be :33 iww >_< taken. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Kent. ^-^ Good OwO King, :3 that ^w^ must approve x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; saw, -^.^ Thou x3 out of heaven's benediction UwU com'st -;;w;; To x3 the wawm >_< sun! -uWu Appwoach, xDD thou OwO beacon to ÚwÚ this :33 undew ^.^ gwobe, -:33 That ^.^ by >w< thy >w< comfowtabwe beams UwU I OwO may -Peruse ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. Nyothing almost sees miracles -OwO But OwO misewy. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis from Cowdewia, -Who hath UwU most fortunately :33 been inform'd -Of x3 my obscured couwse- ÚwÚ and [weads] 'shaww find time -Fwom ÚwÚ this enormous state, UwU seeking to UwU give -^w^ Wosses uWu theiw remedies'- All ÚwÚ weawy ÚwÚ and o'ewwatch'd, -^.^ Take vantage, x3 heavy ^w^ eyes, nyot to behowd -This >_> shamefuw ÚwÚ wodging. -ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; ;;w;; smiwe >_> once >_> mowe, turn >w< thy UwU wheew. -UwU Sweeps. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu The open country. - -Entew :3 Edgaw. - -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I heard mysewf pwocwaim'd, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ happy OwO howwow of :3 a twee -Escap'd x3 the UwU hunt. No ^.^ powt >_> is >w< fwee, nyo :33 pwace -:33 That xDD guawd ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< unyusuaw ^w^ vigiwance -ÚwÚ Does nyot >_< attend x3 my >w< taking. Whiwes UwU I OwO may UwU scape, -UwU I xDD wiww pwesewve >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and ^w^ am uWu bethought -;;w;; To OwO take x3 the ^w^ basest ÚwÚ and UwU most poowest xDD shape -:33 That OwO evew xDD penyuwy, uWu in x3 contempt of ^w^ man, -Bwought nyeaw to beast. OwO My OwO face I'll UwU gwime with >_< fiwth, -Blanket x3 my >_< woins, elf aww x3 my >_< haiw uWu in UwU knyots, -xDD And with pwesented ÚwÚ nyakednyess outface -uWu The >_< winds ÚwÚ and persecutions of x3 the x3 sky. -uWu The countwy ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and xDD pwecedent -Of Bedwam beggaws, who, with xDD woawing UwU voices, -OwO Stwike uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ nyumb'd ÚwÚ and >_< mowtified OwO bawe :3 awms -UwU Pins, ÚwÚ wooden ^.^ pwicks, nyaiws, spwigs of wosemawy; -xDD And with ÚwÚ this howwibwe ÚwÚ object, from wow >_< fawms, -OwO Poow >_< pewting villages, >_> sheepcotes, ÚwÚ and mills, -:3 Sometime with wunyatic UwU bans, ÚwÚ sometime with pwayews, -Enforce uWu theiw charity. 'Poor ÚwÚ Tuwwygod! poor :3 Tom!' ->w< That's ^-^ something UwU yet! :33 Edgaw UwU I >_< nyothing am. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -^.^ Befowe :3 Gwoucestew's Castwe; Kent uWu in x3 the ^w^ stocks. - -Entew Lear, Fool, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gentweman. - ->w< Weaw. 'Tis ;;w;; stwange :3 that ;;w;; they >_> shouwd UwU so ÚwÚ depawt from ^.^ home, -xDD And nyot >_> send back x3 my :3 messengew. ->_> Gent. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ weawn'd, -uWu The >w< nyight >w< befowe there UwU was nyo OwO puwpose uWu in them -Of ÚwÚ this OwO wemuv. -Kent. Hail to ÚwÚ thee, x3 nyobwe x3 mastew! ->w< Weaw. uWu Ha! -^w^ Mak'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this ^-^ shame >w< thy pastime? -Kent. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ Foow. >w< Ha, :33 ha! look! ^.^ he ^-^ weaws UwU cwuew xDD gawtews. >_> Howses OwO awe tied ^.^ by x3 the -head, ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and bears ^.^ by x3 th' neck, :33 monkeys ^.^ by x3 th' >_< woins, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men -^.^ by x3 th' wegs. x3 When :3 a :33 man's x3 uvw-wusty uWu at ^.^ wegs, xDD then ^.^ he ^-^ weaws -ÚwÚ wooden xDD nyethew-stocks. ->w< Weaw. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that hath UwU so much >w< thy :33 pwace >_> mistook -;;w;; To uWu set uWu thee hewe? -Kent. ^.^ It >_> is both ^.^ he ÚwÚ and she- -uWu Youw >_< son ÚwÚ and >w< daughtew. ->w< Weaw. No. -Kent. x3 Yes. ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, UwU I :3 say. -Kent. UwU I >_> say ^-^ yea. ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, no, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^w^ nyot! -Kent. Yes, ;;w;; they :3 have. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ By Jupiter, UwU I >_< sweaw no! -Kent. ^-^ By >_< Junyo, UwU I >_< sweaw :3 ay! ->w< Weaw. ^-^ They x3 duwst nyot OwO do't; -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, couwd nyot >_< do't. 'Tis xDD wowse than muwthew -;;w;; To UwU do ;;w;; upon wespect xDD such :3 viowent >_> outwage. -Resolve ;;w;; me with aww :3 modest ^.^ haste which uWu way -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst OwO desewve ow ;;w;; they :3 impose ÚwÚ this ;;w;; usage, -OwO Coming from >_> us. -Kent. OwO My uWu wowd, when uWu at uWu theiw ^.^ home -UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ commend x3 youw Highness' x3 wettews to ÚwÚ them, -Ere UwU I UwU was ^.^ wisen from x3 the :33 pwace :3 that ^w^ show'd -OwO My >_> duty knyeewing, ^-^ came there :3 a weeking ÚwÚ post, ->_< Stew'd uWu in :33 his xDD haste, half breathless, ;;w;; panting fowth -Fwom uWu Gonyewiw :33 his mistwess :3 sawutations; ->_> Dewivew'd letters, x3 spite of xDD intewmission, ->_< Which presently ;;w;; they ÚwÚ wead; on x3 whose contents, -^-^ They summon'd x3 up uWu theiw meiny, ^w^ stwaight >_> took horse, -x3 Commanded ;;w;; me to ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ and >_< attend -uWu The leisure of uWu theiw ÚwÚ answew, uWu gave ;;w;; me UwU cowd looks, -xDD And meeting OwO hewe x3 the othew ^w^ messengew, ->_< Whose wewcome UwU I ^-^ pewceiv'd xDD had OwO poison'd ^-^ minye- -uWu Being x3 the xDD vewy fewwow which of wate -Dispway'd UwU so ^w^ sauciwy OwO against x3 youw :3 Highnyess- ->_> Having ^.^ mowe x3 man than wit about uWu me, :3 dwew. ->w< He >_> wais'd x3 the ;;w;; house with ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and x3 cowawd ^w^ cwies. -uWu Youw >_< son ÚwÚ and daughter >_> found ÚwÚ this trespass ^.^ wowth -uWu The ^-^ shame which OwO hewe >w< it ^.^ suffews. -^w^ Foow. UwU Wintew's nyot >_> gonye ^w^ yet, >_> if x3 the >w< wiwd ^.^ geese fwy :3 that >_> way. - -x3 Fathews :3 that ^-^ weaw rags -Do >_< make uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen :33 bwind; -OwO But uWu fathews :3 that UwU beaw ;;w;; bags -Shall >_> see uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen kind. -ÚwÚ Fowtunye, :3 that uWu awwant ^-^ whowe, -Nye'ew tuwns x3 the OwO key to x3 th' :3 poow. - -OwO But fow aww uWu this, xDD thou shalt uWu have >_< as UwU many dowouws fow >w< thy ->_> daughtews >_< as xDD thou ;;w;; canst tell uWu in :3 a year. ->w< Weaw. >_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this mothew ^-^ swewws x3 up toward x3 my :33 heawt! -Hystewica OwO passio! Down, xDD thou ^-^ cwimbing ÚwÚ sowwow! -x3 Thy >_> ewement's ^.^ bewow! Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this daughter? -Kent. With x3 the Eaww, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 within. ->w< Weaw. Follow ;;w;; me x3 nyot; -OwO Stay hewe. ÚwÚ Exit. ->_> Gent. Made xDD you nyo ^.^ mowe offence >_> but >_> what xDD you speak UwU of? -Kent. None. -How chance x3 the ^w^ King x3 comes with UwU so UwU smaww :3 a :33 nyumbew? -^w^ Foow. ^-^ An xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been uWu set :33 i' x3 th' stocks fow :3 that ^.^ question, -ÚwÚ thou'dst weww OwO desewv'd :3 it. -Kent. Why, ^.^ foow? -^w^ Foow. ^-^ We'ww uWu set uWu thee to OwO schoow to >w< an ant, to >_< teach uWu thee there's nyo -labouring :33 i' x3 th' winter. All :3 that ;;w;; fowwow uWu theiw :33 nyoses OwO awe x3 wed ^.^ by -uWu theiw eyes >_> but ^w^ bwind men, ÚwÚ and there's nyot :3 a x3 nyose ^-^ among ÚwÚ twenty ->_> but ^.^ can smell ^.^ him ^w^ that's stinking. Let OwO go >w< thy howd when :3 a great -wheew wuns down :3 a >w< hiww, xDD west >w< it bweak >w< thy x3 nyeck with fowwowing -uWu it; >_> but x3 the great one :3 that xDD goes upward, wet ^.^ him dwaw uWu thee >w< aftew. -x3 When :3 a uWu wise x3 man ;;w;; gives uWu thee xDD bettew counsew, UwU give ;;w;; me >_< minye ;;w;; again. UwU I -^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< nyonye >_> but knyaves ;;w;; fowwow :33 it, xDD since :3 a >w< foow ;;w;; gives :3 it. -:33 That ^w^ siw which sewves ÚwÚ and >_> seeks fow :33 gain, -xDD And xDD fowwows >_> but fow ÚwÚ fowm, -Will OwO pack when >w< it ÚwÚ begins to xDD wain -xDD And OwO weave uWu thee uWu in x3 the storm. -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< tawwy; x3 the >w< foow xDD wiww ;;w;; stay, -xDD And wet x3 the uWu wise x3 man fwy. -uWu The x3 knyave tuwns >w< foow :3 that wuns :3 away; -uWu The >w< foow nyo ^-^ knyave, uWu pewdy. -Kent. Whewe weawn'd xDD you uWu this, ^.^ foow? -^w^ Foow. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 i' x3 th' uWu stocks, xDD foow. - -Entew :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and uWu Gwoucestew - ->w< Weaw. >w< Deny to speak with me? ^-^ They OwO awe >_< sick? ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ weawy? -^-^ They uWu have ^w^ twaveww'd aww x3 the night? Mere uWu fetches- -uWu The UwU images of ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and uWu fwying off! -^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me :3 a xDD bettew answer. -Gwou. OwO My uWu deaw uWu wowd, ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the fiery ;;w;; quawity of x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -How unremovable ÚwÚ and fix'd ^.^ he >_> is -^w^ In :33 his UwU own course. ->w< Weaw. :33 Vengeance! UwU pwague! ;;w;; death! UwU confusion! -x3 Fiewy? >_> What x3 quawity? Why, :33 Gwoucestew, :33 Gwoucestew, -UwU I'wd speak with x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 wife. -Gwou. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have inform'd them :3 so. ->w< Weaw. uWu Infowm'd them? uWu Dost xDD thou understand uWu me, man? -Gwou. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ->w< Weaw. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ wouwd speak with ÚwÚ Cownwaww; x3 the uWu deaw >w< fathew -Wouwd with :33 his daughter :3 speak, ;;w;; commands her service. -^w^ Awe ;;w;; they inform'd of :3 this? OwO My UwU bweath ÚwÚ and UwU bwood! -x3 Fiewy? x3 the fiery Duke? Teww x3 the :3 hot >w< Duke >_< that- -:3 Nyo, >_> but nyot UwU yet! ^-^ May be ^.^ he >_> is nyot well. -Infirmity xDD doth still >_> nyegwect aww ^.^ office -:33 Wheweto UwU ouw ^.^ heawth >_> is UwU bound. We OwO awe nyot ouwsewves -x3 When nyatuwe, ^.^ being >w< oppwess'd, ;;w;; commands x3 the ^-^ mind -;;w;; To suffew with x3 the body. I'll >_< fowbeaw; -xDD And ^w^ am ;;w;; fawwen x3 out with x3 my ^.^ mowe headier :33 wiww, -;;w;; To OwO take x3 the OwO indispos'd ÚwÚ and >_> sickwy ;;w;; fit -For x3 the >_> sound >_< man.- >_> Death on x3 my ;;w;; state! ÚwÚ Whewefowe -Should be sit hewe? This ;;w;; act pewsuades ;;w;; me -:33 That ÚwÚ this remotion of x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and her -Is pwactice onwy. Give ;;w;; me x3 my xDD sewvant forth. -Go tell x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and ^-^ 's >w< wife UwU I'wd speak with OwO them- ->_> Nyow, presently. x3 Bid them come fowth ÚwÚ and hear uWu me, -:33 Ow uWu at uWu theiw x3 chambew doow I'll xDD beat x3 the drum -Tiww >w< it cwy :33 sweep to death. -Gwou. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have aww weww betwixt OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. ->w< Weaw. x3 O uWu me, x3 my uWu heawt, x3 my ;;w;; wising :33 heawt! OwO But ^-^ down! -^w^ Foow. Cwy to :33 it, ^-^ nyuncwe, >_< as x3 the UwU cocknyey uWu did to x3 the eews when ^.^ she -put x3 'em :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ paste alive. :33 She knyapp'd x3 'em ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ coxcombs with -:3 a OwO stick ÚwÚ and cried OwO 'Down, OwO wantons, down!' >_< 'Twas her ÚwÚ bwothew :3 that, -uWu in puwe OwO kindnyess to :33 his horse, >_> buttewed :33 his hay. - -Entew ;;w;; Cownwaww, x3 Wegan, :33 Gwoucestew, Sewvants. - ->w< Weaw. ^-^ Good mowwow to xDD you xDD both. -;;w;; Cown. Hail to x3 youw Grace! -Kent OwO hewe uWu set uWu at OwO wibewty. -Weg. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. ->w< Weaw. x3 Wegan, UwU I think xDD you >_< awe; UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what reason -UwU I uWu have to think :3 so. ;;w;; If xDD thou shouwdst nyot be gwad, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 divowce ;;w;; me from >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's ;;w;; tomb, -x3 Sepuwchwing >w< an aduwtwess. :33 [To UwU Kent] >_< O, OwO awe xDD you >w< fwee? -;;w;; Some othew time fow ÚwÚ that.- >_< Bewuvd x3 Wegan, -x3 Thy OwO sistew's nyaught. x3 O x3 Wegan, ^.^ she hath tied ->_< Shawp-tooth'd ;;w;; unkindnyess, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 vuwtuwe, here! -ÚwÚ [Ways :33 his uWu hand on :33 his ^w^ heawt.] -UwU I ^.^ can scawce speak to thee. Thou'lt nyot ^-^ bewieve -With >w< how deprav'd :3 a :33 quawity- x3 O Regan! -Weg. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO take OwO patience. UwU I uWu have UwU hope ->_> You less ^.^ knyow >w< how to value her desewt -Than ^.^ she to :3 scant her duty. ->w< Weaw. Say, >w< how >_> is ^-^ that? -Weg. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think x3 my :3 sistew uWu in x3 the least -Wouwd fail her xDD obwigation. If, ^w^ siw, x3 pewchance -:33 She uWu have >_< westwain'd x3 the wiots of x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews, -'Tis on xDD such ground, ÚwÚ and to xDD such whowesome ^w^ end, -;;w;; As clears her from aww blame. ->w< Weaw. OwO My cuwses on >_> hew! -Weg. >_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe old! -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe uWu in xDD you >w< stands on x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; vewge -Of her uWu confinye. >_> You >_> shouwd be >w< wuw'd, ÚwÚ and x3 wed -^-^ By x3 some discretion :3 that ^.^ discewns x3 youw >w< state -uWu Bettew than xDD you OwO youwsewf. Therefore UwU I pray xDD you -:33 That to UwU ouw :3 sistew xDD you UwU do >_< make OwO wetuwn; -x3 Say xDD you uWu have wrong'd hew, sir. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; Ask her UwU fowgivenyess? -Do xDD you >_> but mark >w< how ÚwÚ this x3 becomes x3 the ;;w;; house: -ÚwÚ 'Deaw ^w^ daughtew, UwU I x3 confess :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ owd. uWu [Knyeews.] -Age >_> is unnecessary. On x3 my knees UwU I ÚwÚ beg -:33 That you'ww x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :33 waiment, ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and uWu food.' -Weg. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, nyo uWu mowe! ;;w;; These OwO awe ^-^ unsightwy ^w^ twicks. -Return xDD you to x3 my sister. ->w< Weaw. [rises] Nyevew, Regan! -:33 She hath :3 abated ;;w;; me of half x3 my >_< twain; -Wook'd black ;;w;; upon OwO me; >w< stwuck ;;w;; me with her ;;w;; tongue, -:3 Most uWu sewpent-wike, ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; heawt. -All x3 the ^.^ stow'd x3 vengeances of heaven faww -On her UwU ingwatefuw OwO top! OwO Stwike her xDD young xDD bonyes, ->_> You :3 taking >_> aiws, with ÚwÚ wamenyess! -;;w;; Cown. OwO Fie, ^w^ siw, fie! ->w< Weaw. >_> You >_< nyimbwe wightnyings, ^.^ dawt x3 youw bwinding flames -^.^ Into her ÚwÚ scownfuw xDD eyes! Infect her >w< beauty, ->_> You :3 fen-suck'd x3 fogs, drawn ^.^ by x3 the x3 pow'wfuw sun, -;;w;; To faww ÚwÚ and bwast her ^.^ pwide! -Weg. x3 O x3 the bwest ^-^ gods! UwU so xDD wiww xDD you ÚwÚ wish on ;;w;; me -x3 When x3 the >_< wash ^w^ mood >_> is :3 on. ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, x3 Wegan, xDD thou shalt >_< nyevew uWu have x3 my cuwse. -x3 Thy tendew-hefted ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU shaww nyot UwU give -uWu Thee ^-^ o'ew to harshness. :3 Hew eyes OwO awe UwU fiewce; >_> but ^.^ thinye -Do comfort, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 buwn. 'Tis nyot uWu in uWu thee -;;w;; To >_< gwudge x3 my UwU pweasuwes, to :3 cut x3 off x3 my twain, -;;w;; To >w< bandy >_> hasty wowds, to :3 scant x3 my :3 sizes, -^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, to ;;w;; oppose x3 the OwO bowt -^w^ Against x3 my xDD coming ^.^ in. ^.^ Thou xDD bettew ^w^ knyow'st -uWu The ;;w;; offices of nyatuwe, :3 bond of >_< chiwdhood, -Effects of couwtesy, dues of >_< gwatitude. -x3 Thy half ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ kingdom x3 hast xDD thou nyot >w< fowgot, -^-^ Whewein UwU I uWu thee x3 endow'd. -Weg. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, to x3 th' puwpose. -Tucket x3 within. ->w< Weaw. Who put x3 my x3 man :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; stocks? -;;w;; Cown. >_> What twumpet's ^-^ that? -Weg. UwU I knyow't- x3 my sistew's. This >_> appwuvs her letter, -:33 That ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >w< soon be hewe. - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -Is x3 youw uWu wady come? ->w< Weaw. This >_> is :3 a :33 swave, x3 whose easy-bowwowed >_< pwide -Dwells uWu in x3 the >_> fickwe xDD gwace of her ^.^ he :3 fowwows. -Out, vawwet, from x3 my ;;w;; sight! -;;w;; Cown. >_> What means x3 youw Gwace? - -Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. - ->w< Weaw. Who stock'd x3 my servant? x3 Wegan, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ good UwU hope -^.^ Thou :33 didst nyot ^.^ knyow ;;w;; on't.- Who x3 comes hewe? x3 O OwO heavens! -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv ;;w;; owd men, >_> if x3 youw x3 sweet xDD sway -x3 Awwow x3 obedience- >_> if youwsewves OwO awe :3 owd, -^-^ Make >w< it x3 youw >w< cause! >_< Send ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 my x3 pawt! -:33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] Awt nyot >w< asham'd to wook ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this beawd?- -x3 O x3 Wegan, wiwt xDD thou OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the hand? -Gon. Why nyot ^.^ by x3 th' uWu hand, UwU siw? How uWu have UwU I >_< offended? -^-^ Aww's nyot offence :3 that indiscwetion ÚwÚ finds -xDD And ^.^ dotage terms :3 so. ->w< Weaw. x3 O :33 sides, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too ^-^ tough! -Will xDD you yet ;;w;; howd? How ^-^ came x3 my x3 man :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; stocks? -;;w;; Cown. UwU I uWu set ^.^ him thewe, siw; >_> but :33 his UwU own disowdews -Desewv'd much less advancement. ->w< Weaw. >_> You? Did you? -Weg. UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ being ÚwÚ weak, xDD seem :3 so. -If, >w< tiww x3 the xDD expiwation of x3 youw ;;w;; month, ->_> You xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sojouwn with x3 my ^-^ sistew, -^-^ Dismissing half x3 youw twain, come xDD then to x3 me. -UwU I ^w^ am nyow from ^.^ home, ÚwÚ and x3 out of :3 that x3 pwovision ->_< Which UwU shaww be needful fow x3 youw >w< entewtainment. ->w< Weaw. Return to hew, ÚwÚ and :33 fifty ;;w;; men uWu dismiss'd? -:3 Nyo, rather UwU I ^.^ abjuwe aww :33 woofs, ÚwÚ and choose -;;w;; To xDD wage OwO against x3 the >_< enmity ^.^ o' x3 th' air, -;;w;; To be :3 a ^.^ comwade with x3 the OwO wowf ÚwÚ and owl- -:33 Nyecessity's ^-^ shawp ^.^ pinch! Return with OwO hew? -Why, x3 the ÚwÚ hot-bwooded >_< Fwance, :3 that :33 dowewwess >_> took -Our xDD youngest born, UwU I couwd >_< as weww be ^.^ bwought -;;w;; To knyee :33 his throne, x3 and, squiwe-wike, >w< pension ÚwÚ beg -;;w;; To >_< keep UwU base >w< wife UwU afoot. Return with OwO hew? -xDD Pewsuade ;;w;; me rather to be ;;w;; swave ÚwÚ and ^w^ sumptew -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this :3 detested groom. OwO [Points uWu at Oswald.] -Gon. At x3 youw ^w^ choice, sir. ->w< Weaw. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ daughtew, UwU do nyot >_< make ;;w;; me >_> mad. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> twoubwe ÚwÚ thee, x3 my child; farewell. -^-^ We'ww nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ meet, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> see one anyothew. -OwO But yet xDD thou awt x3 my OwO fwesh, x3 my bwood, x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; -:33 Ow rather :3 a ÚwÚ disease ^w^ that's uWu in x3 my OwO fwesh, ->_< Which UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds caww ^w^ minye. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a boil, -^-^ A pwague :33 sowe, >w< an :33 embossed cawbuncwe -^w^ In x3 my cowwupted blood. OwO But I'll nyot UwU chide thee. -Let ^-^ shame come when >w< it :33 wiww, UwU I UwU do nyot caww :3 it. -UwU I UwU do nyot bid x3 the >w< Thundew-beawew >w< shoot -x3 Nyow tell ;;w;; tawes of uWu thee to UwU high-judging uWu Juv. -Mend when xDD thou >_> canst; be xDD bettew uWu at >w< thy leisure; -UwU I ^.^ can be *giggles shyly* patient, UwU I ^.^ can xDD stay with x3 Wegan, -UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 hundwed >_< knyights. -Weg. ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; awtogethew :3 so. -UwU I >_> wook'd nyot fow xDD you ^w^ yet, nor ^w^ am x3 pwovided -For x3 youw ;;w;; fit x3 wewcome. Give eaw, ^w^ siw, to x3 my x3 sistew; -For UwU those :3 that mingwe reason with x3 youw passion -:3 Must be :3 content to think xDD you :3 owd, ÚwÚ and OwO so- -OwO But ^.^ she xDD knyows >_> what ^.^ she does. ->w< Weaw. Is ÚwÚ this weww :33 spoken? -Weg. UwU I dawe OwO avouch :33 it, sir. What, :33 fifty :33 fowwowews? -Is >w< it nyot ^.^ weww? >_> What >_> shouwd xDD you >_< nyeed of UwU mowe? -Yea, ow UwU so UwU many, sith :3 that both :3 chawge ÚwÚ and danger -^w^ Speak uWu 'gainst UwU so great :3 a :33 nyumbew? How uWu in one ;;w;; house -Should UwU many >_> peopwe, :33 undew >w< two UwU commands, -:33 Howd ^.^ amity? 'Tis hard; almost >_> impossibwe. -Gon. Why ^w^ might nyot UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, receive ;;w;; attendance -Fwom UwU those :3 that ^.^ she ;;w;; cawws x3 sewvants, ow from mine? -Weg. Why >_> nyot, x3 my xDD wowd? ;;w;; If xDD then ;;w;; they chanc'd to ^w^ swack :3 ye, -We couwd contwow OwO them. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww come to ;;w;; me -:3 (Fow nyow UwU I ^w^ spy :3 a >_> dangew), UwU I entweat xDD you -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing >_> but five-and-twenty. ;;w;; To nyo ^.^ mowe -Will UwU I UwU give :33 pwace ow OwO nyotice. ->w< Weaw. UwU I uWu gave xDD you ;;w;; aww- -Weg. xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ good time xDD you uWu gave :3 it! ->w< Weaw. Made xDD you x3 my >_> guawdians, x3 my ;;w;; depositawies; -OwO But :33 kept :3 a wesewvation to be fowwowed -With xDD such :3 a nyumbew. What, ^w^ must UwU I come to xDD you -With five-and-twenty, xDD Wegan? :33 Said xDD you so? -Weg. xDD And ÚwÚ speak't again x3 my OwO wowd. No ^.^ mowe with x3 me. ->w< Weaw. >w< Those wicked ^-^ cweatuwes yet UwU do wook weww-favouw'd -x3 When ;;w;; othews OwO awe ^.^ mowe >_> wicked; nyot ^.^ being x3 the worst -Stands uWu in x3 some rank of ;;w;; pwaise. :33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] I'll OwO go with thee. -x3 Thy :33 fifty yet xDD doth :3 doubwe five-and-twenty, -xDD And xDD thou awt twice her love. -Gon. :33 Heaw, uWu me, x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> What >_< nyeed xDD you five-and-twenty, x3 ten, ow ÚwÚ five, -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow uWu in :3 a ;;w;; house :3 whewe twice UwU so UwU many -:3 Have :3 a ÚwÚ command to tend you? -Weg. >_> What >_< nyeed onye? ->w< Weaw. >_< O, reason nyot x3 the UwU nyeed! Our ^w^ basest x3 beggaws -^w^ Awe uWu in x3 the poowest ^.^ thing superfluous. -x3 Awwow nyot ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ nyatuwe :33 nyeeds, -uWu Man's >w< wife >_> is cheap >_< as beast's. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a ;;w;; wady: -;;w;; If >w< onwy to OwO go wawm :3 wewe ^-^ gowgeous, -Why, ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< nyeeds nyot >_> what xDD thou gowgeous ^.^ weaw'st ->_< Which uWu scawcewy keeps uWu thee OwO wawm. But, fow true uWu nyeed- ->_> You >w< heavens, UwU give ;;w;; me :3 that patience, uWu patience UwU I UwU nyeed! ->_> You >_> see ;;w;; me UwU hewe, xDD you uWu gods, :3 a poor ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -;;w;; As full of grief >_< as >_> age; wwetched uWu in xDD both. -;;w;; If >w< it be xDD you :3 that stiws these >_> daughtews' heawts -^w^ Against uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, >w< foow ;;w;; me nyot UwU so much -;;w;; To UwU beaw >w< it OwO tamewy; :33 touch ;;w;; me with x3 nyobwe anger, -xDD And wet nyot x3 women's ^.^ weapons, UwU watew ÚwÚ dwops, ->_< Stain x3 my :33 man's cheeks! :3 Nyo, xDD you unnyatuwaw >_> hags! -UwU I xDD wiww uWu have xDD such :33 wevenges on xDD you both -:33 That aww x3 the wowwd shaww- UwU I xDD wiww UwU do xDD such UwU things- ->_> What ;;w;; they OwO awe ^w^ yet, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but ;;w;; they UwU shaww be -uWu The terrors of x3 the ÚwÚ eawth! >_> You think I'll >_> weep. -:3 Nyo, I'll nyot >_> weep. -UwU I uWu have full cause of weeping, >_> but ÚwÚ this >_< heawt -Shall bweak x3 into :3 a :3 hundwed thousand ^w^ fwaws -:33 Ow ere I'll >_> weep. x3 O x3 foow, UwU I UwU shaww OwO go OwO mad! -Exeunt Lear, :33 Gwoucestew, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. Storm ÚwÚ and -;;w;; tempest. -;;w;; Cown. Let >_> us :3 withdwaw; 'twill be :3 a storm. -Weg. This ;;w;; house >_> is UwU wittwe; x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and ^-^ 's OwO peopwe -UwU Cannyot be weww >w< bestow'd. -Gon. 'Tis :33 his UwU own ^w^ bwame; hath put >_< himsewf from xDD west -xDD And ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> taste :33 his ^w^ fowwy. -Weg. For :33 his UwU pawticuwaw, I'll receive ^.^ him xDD gwadwy, -OwO But nyot one uWu fowwowew. -Gon. ^w^ So ^w^ am UwU I :3 puwpos'd. -Whewe >_> is x3 my Lord of ^.^ Gwoucestew? -;;w;; Cown. Followed x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man forth. - -Entew ^.^ Gwoucestew. - ->w< He >_> is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. -Gwou. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is uWu in xDD high x3 wage. -;;w;; Cown. x3 Whithew >_> is ^.^ he xDD going? -Gwou. >w< He ;;w;; cawws to horse, >_> but xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot whither. -;;w;; Cown. 'Tis best to UwU give ^.^ him way; ^.^ he weads himself. -Gon. OwO My uWu wowd, entweat ^.^ him ^.^ by nyo means to >_< stay. -Gwou. xDD Awack, x3 the >w< nyight x3 comes ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and x3 the bleak >_< winds -Do sowewy OwO wuffwe. For UwU many >_< miwes about ->_> Thewe's scawce :3 a :3 bush. -Weg. >_< O, ^w^ siw, to ^.^ wiwfuw ;;w;; men -uWu The x3 injuwies :3 that ;;w;; they x3 themsewves ;;w;; pwocuwe -:3 Must be uWu theiw OwO schoowmastews. ÚwÚ Shut x3 up x3 youw x3 doows. ->w< He >_> is ^w^ attended with :3 a despewate twain, -xDD And >_> what ;;w;; they OwO may >w< incense ^.^ him ^.^ to, ^.^ being ^-^ apt -;;w;; To uWu have :33 his ear ÚwÚ abus'd, ^.^ wisdom UwU bids ;;w;; feaw. -;;w;; Cown. ÚwÚ Shut x3 up x3 youw doows, x3 my wowd: UwU 'tis :3 a >w< wiwd OwO nyight. -OwO My uWu Wegan uWu counsews well. :3 Come x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' storm. 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Contending with x3 the fwetfuw elements; -:3 Bids x3 the wind ^w^ bwow x3 the ^.^ eawth x3 into x3 the :33 sea, -:33 Ow sweww x3 the cuwwed watews xDD 'buv x3 the ^-^ main, -:33 That ^.^ things ^w^ might change ow cease; tears :33 his ^-^ white hair, ->_< Which x3 the ;;w;; impetuous xDD bwasts, with >_< eyewess rage, -Catch uWu in uWu theiw UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >_< make >_< nyothing OwO of; -:33 Stwives uWu in :33 his xDD wittwe wowwd of x3 man to UwU outscown -uWu The ;;w;; to-and-fwo-confwicting wind ÚwÚ and >_< wain. -This night, wherein x3 the cub-dwawn UwU beaw ^.^ wouwd couch, -uWu The wion ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 bewwy-pinched OwO wowf -^w^ Keep uWu theiw >_< fuw ^.^ dwy, :3 unbonnyeted ^.^ he ^.^ wuns, -xDD And UwU bids >_> what xDD wiww OwO take all. -Kent. OwO But who >_> is with him? ->_> Gent. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but x3 the x3 foow, who uWu wabouws to ^.^ outjest -ÚwÚ His UwU heawt-stwuck ^-^ injuwies. -Kent. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow UwU you, -xDD And dawe ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 wawwant of x3 my ^-^ nyote ->_< Commend :3 a uWu deaw ^.^ thing to OwO you. >_> Thewe >_> is OwO division -(Awthough >_< as yet x3 the OwO face of >w< it be cover'd -With ^-^ mutuaw ^-^ cunnying) 'twixt Albany ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cownwaww; -Who uWu have >_< (as who uWu have >_> nyot, :3 that uWu theiw great stars -Thwon'd ÚwÚ and uWu set >_> high?) x3 sewvants, who xDD seem nyo UwU wess, ->_< Which OwO awe to Fwance x3 the >w< spies ÚwÚ and specuwations -ÚwÚ Intewwigent of UwU ouw state. >_> What hath :33 been uWu seen, -^-^ Eithew uWu in snuffs ÚwÚ and >_< packings of x3 the ^w^ Dukes, -:33 Ow x3 the x3 hawd wein which both of them uWu have :3 bownye -^w^ Against x3 the ;;w;; owd uWu kind OwO King, ow ^-^ something deeper, -Whereof, ÚwÚ pewchance, these OwO awe >_> but ÚwÚ fuwnyishings- -But, true >w< it ;;w;; is, from Fwance there x3 comes :3 a powew -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this x3 scattewed :33 kingdom, who already, -^-^ Wise uWu in UwU ouw >_> nyegwigence, uWu have secret ;;w;; feet -^w^ In x3 some of UwU ouw best ports ÚwÚ and OwO awe uWu at :33 point -;;w;; To x3 show uWu theiw open ÚwÚ bannyew. Now to xDD you: -;;w;; If on x3 my cwedit xDD you dawe buiwd UwU so uWu faw -;;w;; To >_< make x3 youw ^w^ speed to uWu Duvw, xDD you UwU shaww find -;;w;; Some :3 that xDD wiww >_> thank UwU you, x3 making >w< just wepowt -Of >w< how unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bemadding sorrow -uWu The ^w^ King hath cause to plain. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and uWu bweeding, -xDD And from x3 some >_< knyowwedge ÚwÚ and assurance offer -This ^.^ office to OwO you. ->_> Gent. UwU I xDD wiww tawk further with OwO you. -Kent. :3 Nyo, UwU do not. -For confirmation :3 that UwU I ^w^ am much ^.^ mowe -Than x3 my out-waww, open ÚwÚ this >_< puwse ÚwÚ and OwO take ->_> What >w< it ^w^ contains. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww >_> see >_< Cowdewia -xDD (As feaw nyot >_> but xDD you shaww), x3 show her ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD And ^.^ she xDD wiww tell xDD you who x3 youw fewwow >_> is -:33 That yet xDD you UwU do nyot :33 knyow. >w< Fie on ÚwÚ this >_> stowm! -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek x3 the ;;w;; King. ->_> Gent. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. :3 Have xDD you nyo ^.^ mowe to ^.^ say? -Kent. uWu Few wowds, but, to xDD effect, ^.^ mowe than aww yet: -^.^ That, when ^.^ we uWu have >_> found x3 the ^w^ King >_> (in which x3 youw :33 pain -:33 That :3 way, I'll ^.^ this), ^.^ he :3 that xDD fiwst wights on ^.^ him -^.^ Howwa x3 the :3 othew. -Exeunt ^.^ [sevewawwy]. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ;;w;; heath. - -Storm xDD stiww. Entew :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. - ->w< Weaw. Blow, winds, ÚwÚ and UwU cwack x3 youw cheeks! rage! bwow! ->_> You ;;w;; catawacts ÚwÚ and huwwicanyoes, spout -Tiww xDD you uWu have drench'd UwU ouw OwO steepwes, >w< dwown'd x3 the ^-^ cocks! ->_> You >w< suwph'wous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thought-executing ^-^ fiwes, -Vaunt-couriers to oak-cweaving >w< thundewbowts, -Singe x3 my ^-^ white ÚwÚ head! xDD And UwU thou, all-shaking thundew, -OwO Stwike flat x3 the thick rotundity ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, -Crack Nyatuwe's ;;w;; mouwds, aww uWu gewmains ^.^ spiww uWu at ^w^ once, -:33 That x3 makes UwU ingwatefuw ;;w;; man! -^w^ Foow. x3 O ^-^ nyuncwe, court >w< howy UwU watew uWu in :3 a xDD dwy ;;w;; house >_> is xDD bettew than ÚwÚ this -xDD wain UwU watew x3 out ^.^ o' UwU doow. ^-^ Good ^-^ nyuncwe, x3 in, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask >w< thy >_> daughtews -ÚwÚ bwessing! >_> Hewe's :3 a >w< nyight >_> pities x3 nyethew uWu wise ;;w;; men nor ;;w;; foows. ->w< Weaw. Wumbwe >w< thy bewwyfuw! :3 Spit, >_> fiwe! spout, ;;w;; wain! -x3 Nyow rain, ;;w;; wind, thundew, fire OwO awe x3 my daughters. -UwU I ÚwÚ tax nyot UwU you, xDD you ewements, with unkindnyess. -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave xDD you :33 kingdom, ^w^ caww'd xDD you chiwdwen, ->_> You >_> owe ;;w;; me nyo UwU subscwiption. UwU Then wet faww -uWu Youw howwibwe pleasure. :3 Hewe UwU I stand x3 youw :33 swave, -^-^ A OwO poow, ;;w;; infiwm, ÚwÚ weak, ÚwÚ and :33 despis'd ;;w;; owd man. -OwO But yet UwU I caww xDD you ;;w;; sewviwe ^-^ minyistews, -:33 That xDD wiww with >w< two pewnyicious >_> daughtews ^w^ join -uWu Youw high-engender'd :3 battwes uWu 'gainst :3 a >_> head -^w^ So ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and ^-^ white >_< as x3 this! :3 O! :3 O! UwU 'tis x3 fouw! -^w^ Foow. >w< He :3 that >_> has :3 a ;;w;; house to put ^-^ 's >_> head uWu in >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD head-piece. -uWu The ^.^ codpiece :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; house -^.^ Befowe x3 the >_> head >_> has uWu any, -uWu The >_> head ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww wouse: -^w^ So x3 beggaws marry many. -uWu The x3 man :3 that x3 makes :33 his toe ->_> What ^.^ he :33 his >_< heawt >_> shouwd >_< make -Shall of :3 a corn cwy woe, -xDD And turn :33 his :33 sweep to wake. -For there UwU was >_< nyevew yet >w< faiw OwO woman >_> but ^.^ she UwU made mouths uWu in :3 a -ÚwÚ gwass. - -Entew Kent. - ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww be x3 the pattewn of aww >_> patience; -UwU I xDD wiww >_> say OwO nyothing. -Kent. Who's OwO thewe? -^w^ Foow. OwO Mawwy, hewe's xDD gwace ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ codpiece; ^w^ that's :3 a uWu wise x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a -xDD foow. -Kent. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, OwO awe xDD you hewe? ^w^ Things :3 that wuv >w< nyight -Wuv nyot xDD such :33 nyights >_< as :3 these. uWu The wrathful skies -Gallow x3 the xDD vewy >w< wandewews of x3 the dark -xDD And >_< make them >_< keep uWu theiw caves. Since UwU I UwU was ^w^ man, ->w< Such x3 sheets of ^w^ fiwe, xDD such bursts of >_> howwid thundew, ->w< Such groans of xDD woawing wind ÚwÚ and rain, UwU I >_< nyevew -ÚwÚ Wemembew to uWu have heawd. uWu Man's ÚwÚ nyatuwe ;;w;; cannyot carry -xDD Th' >_> affwiction nor x3 the ;;w;; feaw. ->w< Weaw. Let x3 the great uWu gods, -:33 That >_< keep ÚwÚ this :3 dweadfuw OwO puddew ^-^ o'ew UwU ouw >_< heads, -UwU Find x3 out uWu theiw >_< enyemies now. uWu Twembwe, xDD thou :3 wwetch, -:33 That x3 hast within uWu thee undivuwged crimes ->_> Unwhipp'd of justice. >_> Hide ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou bwoody xDD hand; -^.^ Thou perjur'd, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ simuwaw x3 man of viwtue -:33 That awt :3 incestuous. Caitiff, uWu in uWu pieces ;;w;; shake -:33 That :33 undew UwU cuvwt ÚwÚ and UwU convenyient ÚwÚ seeming -Hast ÚwÚ pwactis'd on :33 man's life. :33 Cwose pent-up guilts, -Rive x3 youw concealing :33 continyents, ÚwÚ and cwy -;;w;; These :3 dweadfuw summoners grace. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man -uWu Mowe sinn'd OwO against than sinnying. -Kent. xDD Awack, uWu baweheaded? -Gracious x3 my uWu wowd, x3 hawd ^.^ by OwO hewe >_> is :3 a UwU huvw; -;;w;; Some ÚwÚ fwiendship xDD wiww >w< it xDD wend xDD you uWu 'gainst x3 the ;;w;; tempest. -:33 Wepose xDD you thewe, whiwst UwU I to ÚwÚ this x3 hawd ;;w;; house -OwO (Mowe harder than x3 the ^.^ stonyes xDD wheweof UwU 'tis OwO wais'd, ->_< Which even >_> but now, ;;w;; demanding ÚwÚ aftew UwU you, -^.^ Denyied ;;w;; me to come >w< in) wetuwn, ÚwÚ and force -^-^ Theiw >_> scanted uWu couwtesy. ->w< Weaw. OwO My :33 wits x3 begin to x3 tuwn. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my uWu boy. How ÚwÚ dost, x3 my boy? Awt cowd? -UwU I ^w^ am UwU cowd :3 mysewf. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this ^-^ stwaw, x3 my fewwow? -uWu The awt of UwU ouw ^w^ nyecessities >_> is >_> stwange, -:33 That ^.^ can >_< make ^-^ viwe ^.^ things pwecious. ^.^ Come, x3 youw >w< huvw. -OwO Poow >w< foow ÚwÚ and ^-^ knyave, UwU I uWu have one ÚwÚ pawt uWu in x3 my >_< heawt ->w< That's sowwy yet fow thee. -^w^ Foow. [sings] - ->w< He :3 that >_> has ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wittwe >w< tiny uWu wit- -With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain- -:3 Must >_< make :3 content with :33 his fowtunyes >w< fit, -For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. - ->w< Weaw. >_< Twue, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu boy. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing >_> us to ÚwÚ this >w< huvw. -Exeunt >w< [Weaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Kent]. -^w^ Foow. This >_> is :3 a >_< bwave >w< nyight to :3 coow :3 a >w< couwtesan. I'll speak :3 a -prophecy ere UwU I :33 go: -x3 When priests OwO awe ^.^ mowe uWu in ;;w;; wowd than mattew; -x3 When ^w^ bwewews >_> maw uWu theiw :3 mawt with water; -x3 When nyobwes OwO awe uWu theiw taiwows' ^.^ tutows, -No heretics >_> buwn'd, >_> but wenches' suitors; -x3 When every case uWu in law >_> is wight, -No squire uWu in >_> debt nor nyo poor ;;w;; knyight; -x3 When UwU swandews UwU do nyot ^w^ wive uWu in tongues, -x3 Nyow x3 cutpuwses come nyot to throngs; -x3 When >w< usuwews tell uWu theiw gowd :33 i' x3 th' >_> fiewd, -xDD And >_< bawds ÚwÚ and ^-^ whowes UwU do chuwches buiwd: -UwU Then UwU shaww x3 the weawm of x3 Awbion -:3 Come to great uWu confusion. -UwU Then x3 comes x3 the time, who ;;w;; wives to ^.^ see't, -:33 That x3 going UwU shaww be ;;w;; us'd with xDD feet. -This prophecy Merlin UwU shaww ;;w;; make, fow UwU I ^w^ wive >w< befowe :33 his uWu time. -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Edmund. - -Gwou. xDD Awack, awack, :3 Edmund, UwU I ^.^ wike nyot ÚwÚ this unnyatuwaw uWu deawing! x3 When -UwU I desir'd uWu theiw OwO weave :3 that UwU I ^w^ might pity :3 him, ;;w;; they >_> took from ;;w;; me -x3 the use of >_< minye UwU own house, :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me on :33 pain of pewpetuaw ->_< dispweasuwe :3 nyeithew to speak of :3 him, entweat fow :3 him, nor xDD any -uWu way >_< sustain ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Most x3 savage ÚwÚ and >w< unnyatuwaw! -Gwou. Go >w< to; >_> say xDD you OwO nyothing. >_> Thewe >_> is OwO division betwixt x3 the ^w^ Dukes, -ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wowse ;;w;; mattew than x3 that. UwU I uWu have uWu weceived :3 a >_> wettew ÚwÚ this -nyight- UwU 'tis uWu dangewous to be >w< spoken- UwU I uWu have :3 wock'd x3 the >_> wettew uWu in -x3 my >_> cwoset. ;;w;; These x3 injuwies x3 the ^w^ King nyow bears xDD wiww be wevenged -ÚwÚ home; there's ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a powew xDD awweady x3 footed; ^.^ we ^w^ must incline to -x3 the ;;w;; King. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek ^.^ him ÚwÚ and pwiviwy xDD wewieve ^.^ him. Go xDD you ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ maintain tawk with x3 the ;;w;; Duke, :3 that x3 my xDD chawity be nyot of ^.^ him -perceived. ;;w;; If ^.^ he ^w^ ask fow uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am :33 iww ÚwÚ and >_> gonye to :3 bed. ;;w;; Though UwU I -^-^ die x3 fow't, >_< as nyo less >_> is threat'ned uWu me, x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< mastew -^w^ must be ^.^ wewieved. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 some ;;w;; stwange ^.^ thing toward, Edmund. ->_> Pway xDD you be >_< cawefuw. ÚwÚ Exit. -ÚwÚ Edm. This couwtesy, UwU fowbid ÚwÚ thee, UwU shaww x3 the >w< Duke -Instantly knyow, ÚwÚ and of :3 that >_> wettew UwU too. -This ;;w;; seems :3 a >w< faiw xDD desewving, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must dwaw ;;w;; me -:33 That which x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ woses- nyo less than all. -uWu The :3 youngew wises when x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD doth UwU faww. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -uWu The ;;w;; heath. ^.^ Befowe :3 a >w< huvw. - -Storm xDD stiww. Entew Lear, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Foow. - -Kent. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the pwace, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter. -uWu The uWu tywanny of x3 the open >w< nyight ^-^ 's ^w^ too OwO wough -For ÚwÚ nyatuwe to enduwe. ->w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. -Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter hewe. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; Wiwt bweak x3 my ÚwÚ heawt? -Kent. UwU I xDD had rather bweak >_< minye own. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Thou think'st UwU 'tis much :3 that ÚwÚ this ^.^ contentious x3 stowm -:3 Invades >_> us to x3 the :33 skin. ^w^ So UwU 'tis to ÚwÚ thee; -OwO But :3 whewe x3 the :33 gweatew ^w^ mawady >_> is OwO fix'd, -uWu The wessew >_> is scawce ÚwÚ fewt. >_> Thou'dst UwU shun :3 a bear; -OwO But >_> if >w< thy :33 fwight uWu way toward x3 the waging :33 sea, ->_> Thou'dst :3 meet x3 the UwU beaw :33 i' x3 th' xDD mouth. x3 When x3 the mind's >w< fwee, -uWu The body's dewicate. uWu The UwU tempest uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind -^-^ Doth from x3 my :33 senses OwO take aww :33 feewing >_> ewse -:3 Save >_> what ÚwÚ beats :33 thewe. OwO Fiwiaw ingratitude! -Is >w< it nyot >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD mouth >_> shouwd teaw ÚwÚ this uWu hand -For ÚwÚ wifting OwO food ÚwÚ to't? OwO But UwU I xDD wiww punyish x3 home! -:3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep nyo more. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -uWu 'To shut ;;w;; me out! Pour xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww enduwe. -^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight >_< as x3 this! x3 O x3 Wegan, :33 Gonyewiw! -uWu Youw ;;w;; owd uWu kind ÚwÚ fathew, x3 whose xDD fwank >_< heawt uWu gave :33 aww! ->_< O, :3 that uWu way ^-^ madnyess >w< wies; wet ;;w;; me UwU shun >_< that! -No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. -Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, enter hewe. ->w< Weaw. UwU Pwithee OwO go uWu in xDD thysewf; >_> seek ^.^ thinye UwU own ^w^ ease. -This UwU tempest xDD wiww nyot UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ÚwÚ pondew -On ^.^ things ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; me more. OwO But I'll OwO go ^.^ in. -:33 [To x3 the Foow] ÚwÚ In, ^.^ boy; OwO go ^-^ fiwst.- >_> You >_> housewess >_< puvwty- -Nyay, get uWu thee ^.^ in. I'll pray, ÚwÚ and xDD then I'll OwO sweep. -uWu Exit [Foow]. -OwO Poow nyaked uWu wwetches, x3 whewesoe'ew xDD you awe, -:33 That bide x3 the >_< pewting of ÚwÚ this >_< pitiwess stowm, -How UwU shaww x3 youw >_> housewess heads ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfed :33 sides, -uWu Youw woop'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; window'd waggednyess, ;;w;; defend xDD you -Fwom seasons xDD such >_< as xDD these? >_< O, UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en -Too xDD wittwe :3 cawe of x3 this! ^.^ Take x3 physic, UwU pomp; -:33 Expose >w< thysewf to x3 feew >_> what ÚwÚ wwetches feew, -:33 That xDD thou uWu mayst ;;w;; shake x3 the ^w^ supewfwux to them -xDD And x3 show x3 the heavens ^.^ mowe ;;w;; just. -ÚwÚ Edg. >_> [within] ^w^ Fathom ÚwÚ and xDD hawf, OwO fathom ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawf! OwO Poow Tom! - -Entew uWu Foow [fwom x3 the hovel]. - -^w^ Foow. :3 Come nyot uWu in UwU hewe, ^-^ nyuncwe, hewe's :3 a >w< spiwit. ^-^ Hewp uWu me, OwO hewp me! -Kent. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. Who's OwO thewe? -^w^ Foow. ^-^ A ^-^ spiwit, :3 a :33 spiwit! >w< He ;;w;; says :33 his name's poor uWu Tom. -Kent. >_> What awt xDD thou :3 that dost grumble there :33 i' x3 th' straw? -:3 Come forth. - -Entew :33 Edgaw :33 [disguised >_< as :3 a madman]. - -ÚwÚ Edg. >_> Away! x3 the fouw >_< fiend xDD fowwows me! ^.^ Thwough x3 the ^-^ shawp hawthown -^w^ bwows x3 the UwU cowd ^.^ wind. >_> Humh! OwO go to >w< thy UwU cowd ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and wawm thee. ->w< Weaw. Hast xDD thou UwU given aww to >w< thy >w< two ^w^ daughtews, ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou come -to :3 this? -ÚwÚ Edg. Who ;;w;; gives ;;w;; anything to poor ^-^ Tom? ÚwÚ whom x3 the fouw >_< fiend hath x3 wed -^w^ thwough fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough OwO fwame, ^w^ thwough ford ÚwÚ and whiwwpoow, ^-^ o'ew ->_> bog ÚwÚ and quagmire; :3 that hath laid >_> knyives :33 undew :33 his pillow ÚwÚ and -halters uWu in :33 his pew, uWu set ^.^ watsbanye ^.^ by :33 his ^-^ powwidge, UwU made ^.^ him OwO pwoud -of uWu heawt, to uWu wide on :3 a ^w^ bay twotting UwU howse uvw x3 fouw-inch'd -bridges, to course :33 his UwU own :3 shadow fow :3 a traitor. :3 Bwess >w< thy five ->_< wits! Tom ^-^ 's ^-^ acowd. >_< O, UwU do ;;w;; de, UwU do ;;w;; de, UwU do ^-^ de. :3 Bwess uWu thee from -whiwwwinds, star-blasting, ÚwÚ and taking! Do poor Tom x3 some chawity, -ÚwÚ whom x3 the fouw >_< fiend >_< vexes. >_> Thewe couwd UwU I uWu have ^.^ him x3 nyow- ÚwÚ and >_> thewe- -ÚwÚ and there ^w^ again- ÚwÚ and thewe! -Storm xDD stiww. ->w< Weaw. What, uWu have :33 his >_> daughtews ^.^ bwought ^.^ him to ÚwÚ this xDD pass? -Couwdst xDD thou :3 save nyothing? ;;w;; Didst xDD thou UwU give x3 'em ÚwÚ aww? -^w^ Foow. Nyay, ^.^ he reserv'd :3 a :33 bwanket, >_> ewse ^.^ we xDD had :33 been aww sham'd. ->w< Weaw. Now aww x3 the plagues :3 that uWu in x3 the pendulous ^w^ aiw -Hang :3 fated ^-^ o'ew men's :33 fauwts >w< wight on >w< thy daughters! -Kent. >w< He hath nyo ^w^ daughtews, sir. ->w< Weaw. Death, twaitow! >_< nyothing couwd uWu have :33 subdu'd ÚwÚ nyatuwe -;;w;; To xDD such :3 a :33 wownyess >_> but :33 his :3 unkind daughters. -Is >w< it x3 the fashion :3 that ^.^ discawded uWu fathews -Should uWu have OwO thus xDD wittwe xDD mewcy on uWu theiw flesh? -^-^ Judicious >_< punyishment! >_< 'Twas ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh ^.^ begot ->w< Those UwU pewican daughters. -ÚwÚ Edg. Piwwicock sat on xDD Piwwicock's Hiww. >w< 'Awwow, 'allow, woo, >w< woo! -^w^ Foow. This UwU cowd >w< nyight xDD wiww turn >_> us aww to foows ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ madmen. -ÚwÚ Edg. ^.^ Take :3 heed ^.^ o' x3 th' fouw fiend; UwU obey >w< thy pawents: >_< keep >w< thy ;;w;; wowd -justwy; >_< sweaw x3 nyot; :3 commit nyot with :33 man's sworn ^-^ spouse; uWu set nyot ->w< thy x3 sweet >_< heawt on OwO pwoud uWu awway. Tom ^-^ 's ^-^ acowd. ->w< Weaw. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou been? -ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ A >w< sewvingman, OwO pwoud uWu in >_< heawt ÚwÚ and xDD mind; :3 that :3 cuww'd x3 my hair, -ÚwÚ wowe ^.^ gwuvs uWu in x3 my ^.^ cap; sewv'd x3 the lust of x3 my >_< mistwess' >_< heawt ÚwÚ and -uWu did x3 the ;;w;; act of >w< dawknyess with >w< hew; >w< swowe >_< as UwU many >w< oaths >_< as UwU I x3 spake -wowds, ÚwÚ and broke them uWu in x3 the x3 sweet OwO face of xDD heaven; one :3 that -slept uWu in x3 the contwiving of x3 wust, ÚwÚ and >_< wak'd to UwU do :3 it. ^.^ Winye :3 wov'd -UwU I deeply, :3 dice ^-^ deawwy; ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO woman out-paramour'd x3 the >w< Tuwk. -ÚwÚ Fawse of uWu heawt, >w< wight of eaw, bwoody of xDD hand; :33 hog uWu in x3 swoth, fox -uWu in steawth, OwO wowf uWu in ÚwÚ gweedinyess, dog uWu in xDD madnyess, wion uWu in pwey. -Let nyot x3 the cweaking of xDD shoes nor x3 the wustwing of silks ÚwÚ betway ->w< thy poor >_< heawt to uWu woman. ^w^ Keep >w< thy :33 foot x3 out of xDD bwothew, >w< thy uWu hand -x3 out of placket, >w< thy OwO pen from wendew's ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and ^.^ defy x3 the fouw -xDD fiend. UwU Stiww ^w^ thwough x3 the hawthown ^w^ bwows x3 the UwU cowd :33 wind; ;;w;; says -UwU suum, ^-^ mun, ^w^ hey, no, OwO nyonny. Dowphin x3 my ^-^ boy, x3 my ^-^ boy, uWu sessa! wet -^.^ him trot by. -Storm xDD stiww. ->w< Weaw. Why, xDD thou OwO wewt xDD bettew uWu in >w< thy :3 gwave than to answew with >w< thy -uncover'd >w< body ÚwÚ this extremity of x3 the skies. Is x3 man nyo ^.^ mowe than -:3 this? Consider ^.^ him well. ^.^ Thou :33 ow'st x3 the :33 wowm nyo siwk, x3 the beast -nyo hide, x3 the sheep nyo ^.^ woow, x3 the :33 cat nyo perfume. uWu Ha! >_> Hewe's >w< thwee -UwU on's OwO awe sophisticated! ^.^ Thou awt x3 the ^.^ thing >_< itsewf; -ÚwÚ unyaccommodated x3 man >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but xDD such :3 a OwO poow, x3 bawe, forked -^w^ anyimaw >_< as xDD thou art. Off, ^w^ off, xDD you ^w^ wendings! ^.^ Come, unbutton -hewe. -[Teaws uWu at :33 his cwothes.] -^w^ Foow. Prithee, ^-^ nyuncwe, be ^-^ contented! 'Tis :3 a naughty >w< nyight to x3 swim -^.^ in. Now :3 a xDD wittwe fire uWu in :3 a >w< wiwd field :3 wewe ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ wechew's -ÚwÚ heawt- :3 a UwU smaww UwU spawk, aww x3 the xDD west UwU on's >w< body cowd. x3 Wook, OwO hewe -x3 comes :3 a ^.^ wawking >_> fiwe. - -Entew uWu Gwoucestew with :3 a torch. - -ÚwÚ Edg. This >_> is x3 the fouw >_< fiend ÚwÚ Fwibbewtigibbet. >w< He ÚwÚ begins uWu at >w< cuwfew, -ÚwÚ and >w< wawks >w< tiww x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ cock. >w< He ;;w;; gives x3 the uWu web ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pin, -squints x3 the >_< eye, ÚwÚ and x3 makes x3 the harelip; ^w^ miwdews x3 the ^-^ white ÚwÚ wheat, -ÚwÚ and OwO huwts x3 the poor creature of ;;w;; eawth. - -Saint ÚwÚ Withowd OwO footed thrice x3 the 'owd; ->w< He >w< met x3 the nightmare, ÚwÚ and her >w< nyinye fold; -x3 Bid her awight -xDD And her troth ^w^ pwight, -xDD And aroint ÚwÚ thee, >_< witch, aroint uWu thee! - -Kent. How fawes x3 youw Gwace? ->w< Weaw. x3 What's uWu he? -Kent. Who's OwO thewe? >_> What :3 is't xDD you seek? -Gwou. >_> What OwO awe xDD you OwO thewe? uWu Youw :33 nyames? -ÚwÚ Edg. OwO Poow xDD Tom, :3 that ^w^ eats x3 the swimming ^-^ fwog, x3 the ;;w;; toad, x3 the x3 todpowe, -x3 the UwU waww-nyewt ÚwÚ and x3 the water; :3 that uWu in x3 the UwU fuwy of :33 his uWu heawt, when -x3 the fouw >_< fiend ^w^ wages, ^w^ eats x3 cow-dung fow sallets, x3 swawwows x3 the -;;w;; owd ^-^ wat ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 ditch-dog, dwinks x3 the green ^-^ mantwe of x3 the ->_< standing poow; who >_> is whipp'd from tithing to uWu tithing, ÚwÚ and -stock-punyish'd ÚwÚ and OwO impwison'd; who hath xDD had >w< thwee ^w^ suits to :33 his -back, six shiwts to :33 his ;;w;; body, UwU howse to ride, ÚwÚ and >_< weapons to -ÚwÚ weaw; - -OwO But ^.^ mice ÚwÚ and OwO wats, ÚwÚ and xDD such UwU smaww deew, -:3 Have :33 been >w< Tom's OwO food fow ÚwÚ seven ^-^ wong year. - -;;w;; Bewawe x3 my uWu fowwowew. uWu Peace, >_> Smuwkin! ÚwÚ peace, xDD thou ^w^ fiend! -Gwou. What, hath x3 youw Gwace nyo xDD bettew :3 company? -ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The >_> pwince of >w< dawknyess >_> is :3 a gentleman! -Modo uWu he's ;;w;; caww'd, ÚwÚ and x3 Mahu. -Gwou. Our >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood >_> is grown UwU so ^w^ viwe, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 That >w< it xDD doth ^-^ hate >_> what :33 gets :3 it. -ÚwÚ Edg. OwO Poow Tom ^-^ 's ^-^ acowd. -Gwou. Go uWu in with x3 me. OwO My >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot suffew -;;w;; T' UwU obey uWu in aww x3 youw >_> daughtews' x3 hawd :33 commands. -;;w;; Though uWu theiw ^.^ injunction be to ^-^ baw x3 my x3 doows -xDD And wet ÚwÚ this tywannyous >w< nyight OwO take howd ;;w;; upon UwU you, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I >w< ventuw'd to come >_> seek xDD you x3 out -xDD And ;;w;; bwing xDD you :3 whewe both fire ÚwÚ and OwO food >_> is weady. ->w< Weaw. First wet ;;w;; me tawk with ÚwÚ this ^-^ phiwosophew. ->_> What >_> is x3 the cause of thunder? -Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, OwO take :33 his ^-^ offew; OwO go x3 into x3 th' ÚwÚ house. ->w< Weaw. I'll tawk :3 a ;;w;; wowd with ÚwÚ this same :33 weawnyed OwO Theban. ->_> What >_> is x3 youw >_< study? -ÚwÚ Edg. How to ^w^ pwevent x3 the >_< fiend ÚwÚ and to OwO kiww :33 vewmin. ->w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ ask xDD you one ;;w;; wowd uWu in >_> pwivate. -Kent. :33 Impowtunye ^.^ him >_> once ^.^ mowe to x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ His :33 wits x3 begin t' x3 unsettwe. -Gwou. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou uWu bwame him? -Storm xDD stiww. -ÚwÚ His >_> daughtews >_> seek :33 his death. xDD Ah, :3 that ÚwÚ good Kent! ->w< He uWu said >w< it ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ thus- poor banyish'd ;;w;; man! -^.^ Thou say'st x3 the ^w^ King gwows :3 mad: I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, fwiend, -UwU I ^w^ am almost ^-^ mad :3 mysewf. UwU I xDD had :3 a x3 son, -Now ^w^ outwaw'd from x3 my blood. >w< He >_< sought x3 my >w< wife -OwO But UwU watewy, xDD vewy UwU wate. UwU I :3 wov'd :3 him, >_< fwiend- -No >w< fathew :33 his >_< son ÚwÚ deawew. ;;w;; Twue to tell ÚwÚ thee, -uWu The grief hath uWu cwaz'd x3 my wits. >_> What :3 a >w< nyight ^-^ 's x3 this! -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace- ->w< Weaw. >_< O, cwy xDD you mercy, sir. -Noble >_> phiwosophew, x3 youw UwU company. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< Tom's ^-^ acowd. -Gwou. ÚwÚ In, fewwow, thewe, x3 into x3 th' UwU huvw; >_< keep uWu thee OwO wawm. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's uWu in all. -Kent. This :3 way, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< Weaw. With x3 him! -UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep still with x3 my ^-^ phiwosophew. -Kent. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, x3 soothe him; wet ^.^ him OwO take x3 the UwU fewwow. -Gwou. ^.^ Take ^.^ him xDD you :3 on. -Kent. Siwwah, come xDD on; OwO go :3 awong with >_> us. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good Athenian. -Gwou. No wowds, nyo words! ^w^ hush. -ÚwÚ Edg. uWu Chiwd OwO Wowwand to x3 the dark >_> towew >_> came; -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd UwU was still - -OwO Fie, UwU foh, ÚwÚ and fum! -UwU I smell x3 the :3 bwood of :3 a British man. -:33 Exeunt. - -Scene V. -:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew >_> Cownwaww ÚwÚ and Edmund. - -;;w;; Cown. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my xDD wevenge ere UwU I ÚwÚ depawt :33 his ÚwÚ house. -ÚwÚ Edm. How, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I OwO may be ^.^ censuwed, :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO thus ;;w;; gives uWu way to -OwO woyawty, ^-^ something OwO feaws ;;w;; me to think uWu of. -;;w;; Cown. UwU I nyow >_> pewceive >w< it UwU was nyot ;;w;; awtogethew x3 youw brother's eviw -uWu disposition UwU made ^.^ him >_> seek :33 his ÚwÚ death; >_> but :3 a provoking uWu mewit, uWu set -^-^ awowk ^.^ by :3 a :3 wepwuvabwe UwU badnyess uWu in himself. -ÚwÚ Edm. How :3 mawicious >_> is x3 my :3 fowtunye :3 that UwU I ^w^ must wepent to be just! -This >_> is x3 the >_> wettew ^.^ he ^-^ spoke :33 of, which >_> appwuvs ^.^ him >w< an -^w^ intewwigent party to x3 the advantages of Fwance. x3 O OwO heavens! :3 that -ÚwÚ this UwU tweason :3 wewe nyot- ow nyot UwU I x3 the detector! -;;w;; Cown. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 Duchess. -ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; mattew of ÚwÚ this paper be cewtain, xDD you uWu have ^-^ mighty -business uWu in >w< hand. -;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; Twue ow :3 fawse, >w< it hath UwU made uWu thee ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. -;;w;; Seek x3 out :3 whewe >w< thy >w< fathew ;;w;; is, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may be ready fow UwU ouw -appwehension. -ÚwÚ Edm. >w< [aside] ;;w;; If UwU I find ^.^ him UwU comfowting x3 the OwO King, >w< it xDD wiww ^w^ stuff :33 his ->_> suspicion ^.^ mowe uWu fuwwy.- UwU I xDD wiww persever uWu in x3 my course of OwO woyawty, -^w^ though x3 the OwO confwict be ^w^ sowe ^-^ between :3 that ÚwÚ and x3 my blood. -;;w;; Cown. UwU I xDD wiww uWu way :33 twust ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt find :3 a ÚwÚ deawew ->w< fathew uWu in x3 my love. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene uWu VI. -^-^ A ^w^ fawmhouse nyeaw :3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew :33 Gwoucestew, Lear, UwU Kent, Fool, ÚwÚ and :3 Edgaw. - -Gwou. :3 Hewe >_> is xDD bettew than x3 the open air; OwO take >w< it thankfully. UwU I xDD wiww -^.^ piece x3 out x3 the uWu comfowt with >_> what >w< addition UwU I ;;w;; can. UwU I xDD wiww nyot be -^-^ wong from OwO you. -Kent. All x3 the powew of :33 his :33 wits uWu have UwU given uWu way to :33 his :3 impatience. -uWu The gods wewawd x3 youw kindness! -uWu Exit [Gwoucestew]. -ÚwÚ Edg. >_< Fwatewetto ;;w;; cawws uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws ;;w;; me :3 Nyewo >_> is >w< an angler uWu in x3 the -wake of ÚwÚ dawknyess. ÚwÚ Pway, innocent, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe x3 the fouw xDD fiend. -^w^ Foow. Prithee, ^-^ nyuncwe, tell ;;w;; me >w< whethew :3 a ÚwÚ madman be :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ow :3 a -^-^ yeoman. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ A OwO king, :3 a x3 king! -^w^ Foow. :3 Nyo, uWu he's :3 a yeoman :3 that >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman to :33 his son; fow uWu he's :3 a -^-^ mad yeoman :3 that sees :33 his >_< son :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >w< befowe ^.^ him. ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; To uWu have :3 a thousand with red ^.^ buwnying x3 spits -:3 Come ^-^ hizzing uWu in ;;w;; upon 'em- -ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The fouw >_< fiend ^w^ bites x3 my back. -^w^ Foow. He's ^-^ mad :3 that twusts uWu in x3 the >_> tamenyess of :3 a OwO wowf, :3 a howse's -:33 heawth, :3 a boy's xDD wuv, ow :3 a xDD whowe's uWu oath. ->w< Weaw. ^.^ It UwU shaww be donye; UwU I xDD wiww arraign them stwaight. -:33 [To >_< Edgaw] ^.^ Come, sit xDD thou UwU hewe, UwU most :33 weawnyed justicer. -:33 [To x3 the Foow] Thou, ;;w;; sapient ^w^ siw, sit hewe. >_> Nyow, xDD you ^-^ she-foxes! -ÚwÚ Edg. x3 Wook, :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< stands ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwawes! ÚwÚ Want'st xDD thou eyes uWu at OwO twiaw, -:33 madam? - -:3 Come ^-^ o'ew x3 the bouwn, ^-^ Bessy, to x3 me. - -^w^ Foow. :3 Hew ^.^ boat hath :3 a ÚwÚ weak, -xDD And ^.^ she ^w^ must nyot speak -Why ^.^ she x3 dawes nyot come uvw to thee. - -ÚwÚ Edg. uWu The fouw >_< fiend haunts poor Tom uWu in x3 the uWu voice of :3 a >w< nyightingawe. -xDD Hoppedance x3 cwies uWu in >w< Tom's bewwy fow >w< two ^-^ white xDD hewwing. ^.^ Cwoak ->_> nyot, black >_> angew; UwU I uWu have nyo OwO food fow thee. -Kent. How UwU do UwU you, UwU siw? ;;w;; Stand xDD you nyot UwU so amaz'd. -Will xDD you >_< wie down ÚwÚ and xDD west ;;w;; upon x3 the cushions? ->w< Weaw. I'll >_> see uWu theiw uWu twiaw fiwst. Bring uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; evidence. -:33 [To >_< Edgaw] Thou, xDD wobed x3 man of justice, OwO take >w< thy ;;w;; pwace. -:33 [To x3 the Foow] xDD And UwU thou, :33 his UwU yokefewwow of xDD equity, -^.^ Bench ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ side. :33 [To UwU Kent] >_> You OwO awe ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD commission, -xDD Sit xDD you UwU too. -ÚwÚ Edg. Let >_> us deal >w< justwy. - -Sweepest ow >w< wakest UwU thou, jowwy :3 shephewd? -x3 Thy sheep be uWu in x3 the corn; -xDD And fow one bwast of >w< thy ^-^ minyikin xDD mouth -x3 Thy sheep UwU shaww OwO take nyo harm. - -Purr! x3 the :33 cat >_> is x3 gway. ->w< Weaw. :3 Awwaign her fiwst. 'Tis ^-^ Gonyewiw. UwU I OwO hewe OwO take x3 my ^-^ oath >w< befowe -ÚwÚ this ^.^ honyouwabwe ;;w;; assembwy, ^.^ she kicked x3 the poor ^w^ King her :33 fathew. -^w^ Foow. :3 Come hithew, ^w^ mistwess. Is x3 youw xDD nyame OwO Gonyewiw? ->w< Weaw. :33 She ;;w;; cannyot UwU deny :3 it. -^w^ Foow. Cwy xDD you mercy, UwU I >_> took xDD you fow :3 a >_> joint-stoow. ->w< Weaw. xDD And hewe's another, x3 whose xDD wawp'd :33 wooks :3 pwocwaim ->_> What OwO stowe her >_< heawt >_> is UwU made :3 on. uWu Stop her thewe! -;;w;; Awms, >_> awms! swowd! >_> fiwe! >_< Cowwuption uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ pwace! -ÚwÚ Fawse >_> justicew, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou wet her ^-^ scape? -ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Bwess >w< thy five >_< wits! -Kent. x3 O ^.^ pity! UwU Siw, :3 whewe >_> is x3 the uWu patience nyow -:33 That xDD you UwU so ;;w;; oft uWu have OwO boasted to ;;w;; wetain? -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] OwO My tears x3 begin to OwO take :33 his ÚwÚ pawt UwU so much -x3 They'ww >_> maw x3 my countewfeiting. ->w< Weaw. uWu The xDD wittwe ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and all, -^-^ Tway, Blanch, ÚwÚ and Sweetheart, see, ;;w;; they >_< bawk uWu at x3 me. -ÚwÚ Edg. Tom xDD wiww ^-^ thwow :33 his >_> head uWu at OwO them. x3 Avaunt, xDD you cuws! -^w^ Be >w< thy xDD mouth ow black ow >_< white, -UwU Tooth :3 that UwU poisons >_> if >w< it bite; ->_> Mastiff, xDD gweyhound, >_< mongwew ^-^ gwim, ->w< Hound ow ÚwÚ spanyiew, bwach ow uWu wym, -Bobtail x3 tyke ow ;;w;; twundwe-taww- -Tom xDD wiww >_< make them xDD weep ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw; -For, with thwowing OwO thus x3 my head, -^w^ Dogs ^-^ weap x3 the OwO hatch, ÚwÚ and aww OwO awe OwO fwed. -Do ;;w;; de, ;;w;; de, ^-^ de. ^.^ Sessa! ^.^ Come, :33 mawch to ;;w;; wakes ÚwÚ and fairs ÚwÚ and xDD mawket ->_> towns. OwO Poow xDD Tom, >w< thy >_> hown >_> is >_< dwy. ->w< Weaw. UwU Then wet them ;;w;; anyatomize Wegan. xDD See >_> what breeds about her -;;w;; heawt. Is there xDD any cause uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that x3 makes these x3 hawd -hearts? :33 [To >_< Edgaw] >_< You, >_< siw- UwU I entertain xDD you fow one of x3 my ->_< hundwed; >w< onwy UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the fashion of x3 youw x3 gawments. You'll ->_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe Persian UwU attiwe; >_> but wet them be x3 chang'd. -Kent. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, >_< wie OwO hewe ÚwÚ and xDD west OwO awhiwe. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ Make nyo noise, >_< make nyo noise; dwaw x3 the UwU cuwtains. -So, >_> so, :3 so. ^-^ We'ww OwO go to OwO suppew :33 i' x3 th' xDD mownying. So, >_> so, :3 so. -^w^ Foow. xDD And I'll OwO go to x3 bed uWu at xDD nyoon. - -Entew ^.^ Gwoucestew. - -Gwou. :3 Come hithew, :3 fwiend. Whewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? -Kent. Here, siw; >_> but >_> twoubwe ^.^ him x3 nyot; :33 his :33 wits OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. -Gwou. ^-^ Good fwiend, UwU I :33 pwithee OwO take ^.^ him uWu in >w< thy arms. -UwU I uWu have o'erheard :3 a :3 pwot of :33 death ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^.^ wittew weady; uWu way ^.^ him OwO in't -xDD And UwU dwive uWu towawds uWu Duvw, fwiend, :3 whewe xDD thou shalt :3 meet -UwU Both wewcome ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwotection. ^.^ Take x3 up >w< thy master. -;;w;; If xDD thou shouwdst dawwy half >w< an ^-^ houw, :33 his :3 wife, -With xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that offer to ;;w;; defend :3 him, -;;w;; Stand uWu in assured loss. ^.^ Take up, OwO take ^-^ up! -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, :3 that xDD wiww to x3 some x3 pwovision -Give uWu thee ^w^ quick x3 conduct. -Kent. Oppressed ÚwÚ nyatuwe sleeps. -This xDD west ^w^ might yet uWu have bawm'd >w< thy xDD bwoken ^-^ senses, ->_< Which, >_> if convenience xDD wiww nyot >_< awwow, -;;w;; Stand uWu in x3 hawd x3 cuwe. :33 [To x3 the Foow] ^.^ Come, OwO hewp to UwU beaw >w< thy master. -^.^ Thou ^w^ must nyot xDD stay behind. -Gwou. ^.^ Come, come, away! -Exeunt [all >_> but Edgaw]. -ÚwÚ Edg. x3 When ^.^ we UwU ouw ^-^ bettews >_> see :33 beawing UwU ouw :33 woes, -We uWu scawcewy think UwU ouw misewies UwU ouw foes. -Who awonye suffers suffers UwU most :33 i' x3 th' UwU mind, -^.^ Weaving fwee ^.^ things ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy >_< shows :3 behind; -OwO But xDD then x3 the ^-^ mind much sufferance xDD doth o'erskip -x3 When grief hath >w< mates, ÚwÚ and :33 beawing UwU fewwowship. -How >w< wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; powtabwe x3 my :33 pain ;;w;; seems now, -x3 When :3 that which x3 makes ;;w;; me >w< bend x3 makes x3 the ^w^ King UwU bow, ->w< He xDD chiwded >_< as UwU I fathered! xDD Tom, away! ->_> Mawk x3 the xDD high noises, ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf OwO bewway -x3 When UwU fawse :33 opinyion, x3 whose wrong xDD thought ^-^ defiwes ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ In >w< thy >w< just xDD pwoof xDD wepeaws ÚwÚ and weconciwes thee. ->_> What xDD wiww ÚwÚ hap ^.^ mowe OwO to-nyight, >_< safe ;;w;; scape x3 the King! -xDD Wuwk, >_> wuwk. ^-^ [Exit.] - - - - -Scene ^-^ VII. -:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew ;;w;; Cownwaww, x3 Wegan, Gonyewiw, [Edmund ^w^ the] Bastard, ÚwÚ and Sewvants. - -;;w;; Cown. >_> [to >_< Gonyewiw] :33 Post :33 speediwy to x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw ^.^ husband, x3 show ^.^ him -ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. uWu The ^.^ awmy of Fwance >_> is OwO wanded.- ;;w;; Seek x3 out x3 the traitor -^.^ Gwoucestew. -UwU [Exeunt x3 some of x3 the >w< Sewvants.] -Weg. Hang ^.^ him ^.^ instantwy. -Gon. Pluck x3 out :33 his :3 eyes. -;;w;; Cown. Weave ^.^ him to x3 my dispweasuwe. :3 Edmund, >_< keep xDD you UwU ouw :3 sistew -UwU company. uWu The :33 wevenges ^.^ we OwO awe bound to OwO take ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ twaitowous ->w< fathew OwO awe nyot ;;w;; fit fow x3 youw beholding. Advise x3 the >w< Duke :3 whewe xDD you -OwO awe ^-^ going, to :3 a UwU most ^.^ festinyate >_> pwepawation. We OwO awe bound to x3 the ->_> wike. Our :3 posts UwU shaww be UwU swift ÚwÚ and ^w^ intewwigent betwixt >_> us. -UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw x3 sistew; farewell, x3 my Lord of ^.^ Gwoucestew. - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -How ^.^ nyow? :3 Whewe's x3 the >_> King? ->_< Osw. OwO My Lord of uWu Gwoucestew hath ;;w;; convey'd ^.^ him x3 hence. -;;w;; Some five ow six ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thiwty of :33 his knights, -Hot questrists ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, >w< met ^.^ him uWu at >_> gate; -UwU Who, with x3 some othew of x3 the UwU wowd's x3 dependants, -^w^ Awe >_> gonye with ^.^ him uWu towawds uWu Duvw, :3 whewe ;;w;; they boast -;;w;; To uWu have well-armed fwiends. -;;w;; Cown. >_< Get :3 howses fow x3 youw ^w^ mistwess. -Gon. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and sister. -;;w;; Cown. :3 Edmund, farewell. -Exeunt Gonyewiw, >w< [Edmund, ÚwÚ and :3 Oswawd]. -Go >_> seek x3 the traitor :33 Gwoucestew, -^-^ Pinyion ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a :33 thief, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him >w< befowe >_> us. -UwU [Exeunt othew >w< Sewvants.] -;;w;; Though weww ^.^ we OwO may nyot pass ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< wife -Without x3 the >_< fowm of justice, yet UwU ouw powew -Shall UwU do :3 a ^-^ couwt'sy to UwU ouw :33 wwath, which ;;w;; men -^-^ May bwame, >_> but nyot :33 contwow. - -Entew :33 Gwoucestew, ^.^ bwought uWu in ^.^ by >w< two ow thwee. - -Who's OwO thewe? x3 the traitor? -Weg. Ingwatefuw ;;w;; fox! UwU 'tis he. -;;w;; Cown. Bind ÚwÚ fast :33 his >_> cowky arms. -Gwou. >_> What mean, x3 youw OwO Gwaces? ^-^ Good x3 my OwO fwiends, OwO considew ->_> You OwO awe x3 my guests. Do ;;w;; me nyo fouw ^.^ pway, fwiends. -;;w;; Cown. Bind :3 him, UwU I :3 say. ->_> [Sewvants bind uWu him.] -Weg. >w< Hawd, hard. x3 O :33 fiwthy twaitow! -Gwou. Unmerciful uWu wady >_< as xDD you awe, UwU I ^w^ am none. -;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this >w< chaiw bind ^.^ him. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou shalt >_> find- -OwO [Wegan OwO pwucks :33 his beard.] -Gwou. ^-^ By x3 the uWu kind uWu gods, UwU 'tis UwU most ignyobwy donye -;;w;; To pluck ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the :3 beawd. -Weg. ^w^ So >_< white, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a twaitow! -Gwou. Naughty UwU wady, -;;w;; These >_< haiws which xDD thou dost ravish from x3 my ^w^ chin -Will ^w^ quicken, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; accuse thee. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >_< host. -With robber's ^.^ hands x3 my hospitable ;;w;; favouws ->_> You >_> shouwd nyot ruffle OwO thus. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ do? -;;w;; Cown. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, >_> what x3 wettews xDD had xDD you wate from France? -Weg. ^w^ Be simpwe-answew'd, fow ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the truth. -;;w;; Cown. xDD And >_> what confederacy uWu have xDD you with x3 the traitors ->_< Wate OwO footed uWu in x3 the :33 kingdom? -Weg. ;;w;; To x3 whose ^.^ hands uWu have xDD you sent x3 the wunyatic >_> King? -:33 Speak. -Gwou. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> wettew UwU guessingwy uWu set ;;w;; down, ->_< Which ^-^ came from one ^w^ that's of :3 a neutral uWu heawt, -xDD And nyot from one ^w^ oppos'd. -;;w;; Cown. Cunnying. -Weg. xDD And >w< fawse. -;;w;; Cown. Whewe x3 hast xDD thou sent x3 the >_> King? -Gwou. ;;w;; To Duvw. -Weg. ÚwÚ Whewefowe to Duvw? UwU Wast xDD thou nyot :3 chawg'd uWu at pewiw- -;;w;; Cown. ÚwÚ Whewefowe to Duvw? Let ^.^ him xDD fiwst answew x3 that. -Gwou. UwU I ^w^ am tied to x3 th' >w< stake, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must stand x3 the course. -Weg. ÚwÚ Whewefowe to uWu Duvw, UwU siw? -Gwou. >_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> see >w< thy UwU cwuew >_< nyaiws -Pluck x3 out :33 his poor ;;w;; owd eyes; nor >w< thy >_< fiewce :3 sistew -^w^ In :33 his ^-^ anyointed >w< fwesh OwO stick OwO boawish >_< fangs. -uWu The :33 sea, with xDD such :3 a x3 stowm >_< as :33 his OwO bawe >_> head -^w^ In *moans* heww-bwack >w< nyight >w< enduw'd, ^.^ wouwd uWu have buoy'd x3 up -xDD And :3 quench'd x3 the x3 steewed fires. -Yet, poor ;;w;; owd uWu heawt, ^.^ he holp x3 the heavens to >_< wain. -;;w;; If wolves xDD had uWu at >w< thy uWu gate uWu howw'd :3 that xDD stewn time, -^.^ Thou shouwdst uWu have said, x3 'Good ^w^ powtew, turn x3 the key.' -All ^-^ cwuews >_> ewse :3 subscwib'd. OwO But UwU I UwU shaww >_> see -uWu The >_> winged UwU vengeance overtake xDD such >_< chiwdwen. -;;w;; Cown. ^.^ See't shalt xDD thou ^-^ nyevew. Fewwows, howd x3 the :3 chaiw. ->_> Upon these eyes of ^.^ thinye I'll uWu set x3 my ^-^ foot. -Gwou. >w< He :3 that xDD wiww think to ^w^ wive >w< tiww ^.^ he be :3 owd, -Give ;;w;; me x3 some :3 hewp!- x3 O cwuew! x3 O OwO ye ^-^ gods! -Weg. x3 Onye x3 side xDD wiww ÚwÚ mock anyothew. xDD Th' othew ;;w;; too! -;;w;; Cown. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> see vengeance- -:3 1. Serv. :33 Howd x3 youw uWu hand, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -UwU I uWu have sewv'd xDD you OwO evew xDD since UwU I UwU was :3 a child; -OwO But xDD bettew OwO sewvice uWu have UwU I >_< nyevew donye xDD you -Than nyow to bid xDD you hold. -Weg. How now, xDD you ÚwÚ dog? -:3 1. Serv. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu did ^-^ weaw :3 a ^w^ beawd ;;w;; upon x3 youw OwO chin, -UwU I'wd ;;w;; shake >w< it on ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ quawwew. -Weg. >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? -;;w;; Cown. OwO My :33 viwwain! Draw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -:3 1. Serv. Nyay, >w< then, come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 the chance of OwO angew. -Weg. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ swowd. ^-^ A peasant stand x3 up >_< thus? -:33 She UwU takes :3 a xDD swowd ÚwÚ and wuns uWu at ^.^ him behind. -:3 1. Serv. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you uWu have one ^w^ eye left -;;w;; To >_> see x3 some ^-^ mischief on ^.^ him. :3 O! >w< He OwO dies. -;;w;; Cown. Lest >w< it >_> see >_> mowe, ^w^ pwevent :3 it. Out, ^-^ viwe jewwy! -Whewe >_> is >w< thy UwU wustwe ^.^ nyow? -Gwou. All dark ÚwÚ and comfortless! :3 Whewe's x3 my >_< son >_> Edmund? -:3 Edmund, enkindwe aww x3 the OwO spawks of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -;;w;; To ^.^ quit ÚwÚ this >_> howwid act. -Weg. Out, treacherous :33 viwwain! -^.^ Thou caww'st on ^.^ him :3 that hates thee. ^.^ It UwU was ^.^ he -:33 That UwU made x3 the ^.^ uvwtuwe of >w< thy :3 tweasons to us; -Who >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to pity thee. -Gwou. x3 O x3 my fowwies! UwU Then :33 Edgaw UwU was x3 abus'd. -Kind uWu gods, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me :3 that, ÚwÚ and prosper x3 him! -Weg. Go thwust ^.^ him x3 out uWu at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him smell -ÚwÚ His uWu way to Duvw. -uWu Exit ^w^ [onye] with ^.^ Gwoucestew. -How >w< is't, x3 my xDD wowd? How wook you? -;;w;; Cown. UwU I uWu have weceiv'd :3 a x3 huwt. Follow uWu me, >_> wady. -Tuwn x3 out :3 that >_< eyewess villain. Throw ÚwÚ this ;;w;; swave ->_> Upon x3 the ÚwÚ dunghiww. x3 Wegan, UwU I bweed :33 apace. ->_< Untimewy x3 comes ÚwÚ this x3 huwt. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw awm. -uWu Exit [Cornwall, x3 wed ^.^ by Wegan]. -uWu 2. Serv. I'll >_< nyevew :3 cawe >_> what x3 wickednyess UwU I UwU do, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 man come to UwU good. ->w< 3. Serv. ;;w;; If ^.^ she ^w^ wive long, -xDD And uWu in x3 the >w< end :3 meet x3 the ;;w;; owd course of UwU death, -UwU Women xDD wiww aww turn >w< monstews. -uWu 2. Serv. :3 Wet's ;;w;; fowwow x3 the ;;w;; owd Eaww, ÚwÚ and get x3 the bedlam -;;w;; To lead ^.^ him :3 whewe ^.^ he would. ÚwÚ His roguish ^-^ madnyess -xDD Awwows itsewf to x3 anything. ->w< 3. Serv. Go thou. I'll :3 fetch x3 some fwax ÚwÚ and whites of ^.^ eggs -;;w;; To apply to :33 his xDD bweeding ;;w;; face. Now heaven OwO hewp x3 him! -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. -uWu The ;;w;; heath. - -Entew :3 Edgaw. - -ÚwÚ Edg. ÚwÚ Yet xDD bettew thus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyown to be :33 contemn'd, -Than still contemn'd ÚwÚ and fwattew'd. ;;w;; To be ^.^ wowst, -uWu The ;;w;; wowest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< dejected ^.^ thing of fowtunye, -Stands still uWu in ÚwÚ espewance, ;;w;; wives nyot uWu in ;;w;; feaw. -uWu The lamentable change >_> is from x3 the OwO best; -uWu The worst wetuwns to uWu waughtew. Welcome >w< then, -^.^ Thou unsubstantial ^w^ aiw :3 that UwU I embrace! -uWu The uWu wwetch :3 that xDD thou x3 hast >_> bwown >w< unto x3 the worst -ÚwÚ Owes >_< nyothing to >w< thy blasts. - -Entew :33 Gwoucestew, x3 wed ^.^ by >w< an ^-^ Owd uWu Man. - -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? -OwO My ÚwÚ fathew, poorly ;;w;; wed? ÚwÚ Wowwd, ^w^ wowwd, x3 O ;;w;; wowwd! -OwO But :3 that >w< thy ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ mutations >_< make >_> us ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee, -Life ^.^ wouwd nyot yield to age. -^-^ Owd uWu Man. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 youw tenyant, ÚwÚ and x3 youw father's tenyant, -;;w;; These ^w^ fouwscowe years. -Gwou. :33 Away, get uWu thee away! ^-^ Good fwiend, be ;;w;; gonye. -x3 Thy UwU comfowts ^.^ can UwU do ;;w;; me nyo ÚwÚ good uWu at aww; -uWu Thee ;;w;; they OwO may x3 huwt. -^-^ Owd uWu Man. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_> see x3 youw >_> way. -Gwou. UwU I uWu have nyo :3 way, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ want nyo eyes; -UwU I stumbwed when UwU I x3 saw. Full ;;w;; oft UwU 'tis :3 seen -Our means ^.^ secuwe us, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw mere :33 defects -^-^ Pwuv UwU ouw ^w^ commodities. Ah uWu deaw >_< son :33 Edgaw, -uWu The OwO food of >w< thy :3 abused father's :33 wwath! -^.^ Might UwU I >_> but ^w^ wive to >_> see uWu thee uWu in x3 my xDD touch, -UwU I'wd >_> say UwU I xDD had eyes x3 again! -^-^ Owd uWu Man. How ^.^ nyow? Who's OwO thewe? -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] x3 O ^-^ gods! Who :3 is't ^.^ can >_> say ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am uWu at x3 the uWu wowst'? -UwU I ^w^ am xDD wowse than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu was. -^-^ Owd uWu Man. 'Tis poor ^-^ mad uWu Tom. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] xDD And xDD wowse UwU I OwO may be >_> yet. uWu The worst >_> is nyot -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ can >_> say 'This >_> is x3 the worst.' -^-^ Owd uWu Man. ÚwÚ Fewwow, :3 whewe goest? -Gwou. Is >w< it :3 a beggarman? -^-^ Owd uWu Man. Madman ÚwÚ and beggar UwU too. -Gwou. >w< He >_> has x3 some weason, >_> ewse ^.^ he couwd nyot ;;w;; beg. -xDD I' x3 th' >w< wast night's x3 stowm UwU I xDD such :3 a fewwow ;;w;; saw, ->_< Which UwU made ;;w;; me think :3 a x3 man :3 a ÚwÚ wowm. OwO My >_< son ->_< Came xDD then x3 into x3 my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and yet x3 my ^-^ mind -Was xDD then scawce ^w^ fwiends with ^.^ him. UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ mowe since. -;;w;; As fwies to >_< wanton >_< boys OwO awe ^.^ we to x3 th' gods. -^-^ They OwO kiww >_> us fow uWu theiw ;;w;; spowt. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] How >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? -:3 Bad >_> is x3 the OwO twade :3 that ^w^ must :33 pway >w< foow to >_> sowwow, -Ang'wing itsewf ÚwÚ and x3 othews.- :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, x3 mastew! -Gwou. Is :3 that x3 the nyaked fewwow? -^-^ Owd uWu Man. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -Gwou. UwU Then :33 pwithee get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; If fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake -^.^ Thou wiwt >_> o'ewtake >_> us >w< hence :3 a miwe ow twain -xDD I' x3 th' uWu way toward uWu Duvw, UwU do >w< it fow UwU ancient love; -xDD And ;;w;; bwing x3 some ^.^ cuvwing fow ÚwÚ this nyaked x3 souw, -Who I'll entweat to lead x3 me. -^-^ Owd uWu Man. xDD Awack, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> is OwO mad! -Gwou. 'Tis x3 the ÚwÚ time's pwague when OwO madmen lead x3 the bwind. -Do >_< as UwU I bid ÚwÚ thee, ow rather UwU do >w< thy pleasure. -Abuv x3 the ^-^ west, be ;;w;; gonye. -^-^ Owd uWu Man. I'll ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 the best 'pawew :3 that UwU I have, -:3 Come ^.^ on't >_> what :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. -Gwou. ^w^ Siwwah nyaked UwU fewwow- -ÚwÚ Edg. OwO Poow >w< Tom's ^-^ acowd. :3 [Aside] UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; daub >w< it fuwthew. -Gwou. :3 Come hithew, UwU fewwow. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] xDD And yet UwU I :3 must.- :3 Bwess >w< thy x3 sweet ^w^ eyes, ;;w;; they UwU bweed. -Gwou. Knyow'st xDD thou x3 the uWu way to Duvw? -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU Both stiwe ÚwÚ and >_< gate, ^w^ howseway ÚwÚ and UwU footpath. OwO Poow Tom hath :33 been -x3 scaw'd x3 out of :33 his ÚwÚ good wits. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good :33 man's x3 son, from -x3 the fouw ^w^ fiend! :3 Five >w< fiends uWu have :33 been uWu in poor Tom uWu at UwU once: of -x3 wust, >_< as Obidicut; Hobbididence, >_> pwince of ^-^ dumbnyess; ^w^ Mahu, of ->_< steawing; Modo, of :3 muwdew; xDD Fwibbewtigibbet, of UwU mopping ÚwÚ and -OwO mowing, who xDD since xDD possesses ÚwÚ chambewmaids ÚwÚ and uWu waiting ^w^ women. So, -;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee, x3 mastew! -Gwou. Here, OwO take ÚwÚ this Purse, xDD thou ÚwÚ whom x3 the :33 heavens' plagues -:3 Have ^.^ humbwed to aww >w< stwokes. :33 That UwU I ^w^ am wwetched -:3 Makes uWu thee x3 the :33 happiew. >w< Heavens, deal UwU so :33 stiww! -Let x3 the supewfwuous ÚwÚ and wust-dieted ^w^ man, -:33 That xDD swaves x3 youw ordinance, :3 that xDD wiww nyot >_> see ->_< Because ^.^ he does nyot feew, x3 feew x3 youw pow'w ^.^ quickwy; -^w^ So distribution >_> shouwd undo xDD excess, -xDD And >_< each x3 man uWu have enyough. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow Duvw? -ÚwÚ Edg. Ay, master. -Gwou. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ^-^ cwiff, x3 whose xDD high ÚwÚ and x3 bending >_> head -Looks uWu feawfuwwy uWu in x3 the confined deep. -Bring ;;w;; me >_> but to x3 the xDD vewy >_< bwim of :33 it, -xDD And I'll repair x3 the misery xDD thou dost UwU beaw -With ^-^ something rich about x3 me. Fwom :3 that :33 pwace -UwU I UwU shaww nyo weading ^w^ nyeed. -ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy awm. -OwO Poow Tom UwU shaww lead thee. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< Duke of Awbany's OwO Pawace. - -Entew uWu Gonyewiw ÚwÚ and [Edmund ^w^ the] >_> Bastawd. - -Gon. Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I :3 mawvew UwU ouw >_< miwd :33 husband -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< met >_> us on x3 the >_> way. - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - ->_> Nyow, where's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? ->_< Osw. uWu Madam, :33 within, >_> but >_< nyevew x3 man UwU so x3 chang'd. -UwU I told ^.^ him of x3 the ^.^ awmy :3 that UwU was >_< wanded: ->w< He ^w^ smiw'd uWu at :3 it. UwU I told ^.^ him xDD you :3 wewe x3 coming: -ÚwÚ His answew UwU was, 'The OwO wowse.' Of :3 Gwoucestew's tweachewy -xDD And of x3 the loyal OwO sewvice of :33 his >_< son -x3 When UwU I inform'd :3 him, xDD then ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me uWu sot -xDD And told ;;w;; me UwU I xDD had >_> tuwn'd x3 the wrong x3 side OwO out. ->_> What UwU most ^.^ he >_> shouwd :33 diswike ;;w;; seems >_> pweasant to him; ->_> What :3 wike, OwO offensive. -Gon. >_> [to x3 Edmund] UwU Then UwU shaww xDD you OwO go nyo fuwthew. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< cowish tewwow of :33 his ^-^ spiwit, -:33 That x3 dawes nyot undewtake. ^-^ He'ww nyot x3 feew >_< wwongs ->_< Which :33 tie ^.^ him to >w< an answer. Our wishes on x3 the uWu way -^-^ May ^-^ pwuv ^.^ effects. ^w^ Back, :3 Edmund, to x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -:33 Hasten :33 his musters ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conduct :33 his :33 pow'ws. -UwU I ^w^ must change :3 awms uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 the >_> distaff -^.^ Into x3 my husband's ^w^ hands. This trusty xDD sewvant -Shall pass ^-^ between >_> us. Ere ^-^ wong xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to hear -:33 (If xDD you dawe venture uWu in x3 youw UwU own ^.^ behawf) -^-^ A x3 mistwess's >_> command. :3 Weaw UwU this. xDD [Gives :3 a x3 favouw.] -^w^ Spawe :33 speech. ->_< Decwinye x3 youw >_> head. This ÚwÚ kiss, >_> if >w< it x3 duwst :3 speak, -Wouwd stretch >w< thy ;;w;; spiwits x3 up x3 into x3 the air. ->_< Conceive, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. -ÚwÚ Edm. Youws uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wanks of ;;w;; death! ÚwÚ Exit. -Gon. OwO My UwU most uWu deaw :33 Gwoucestew! ->_< O, x3 the ^.^ diffewence of x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; man! -;;w;; To uWu thee :3 a xDD woman's >_< sewvices OwO awe >_> due; -OwO My >w< foow usurps x3 my body. ->_< Osw. uWu Madam, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. - -Entew ;;w;; Awbany. - -Gon. UwU I uWu have :33 been ^.^ wowth x3 the >_< whistwe. -Awb. x3 O Gonyewiw, ->_> You OwO awe nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the x3 dust which x3 the wude wind -;;w;; Bwows uWu in x3 youw :3 face! UwU I feaw x3 youw xDD disposition. -:33 That ÚwÚ nyatuwe which ÚwÚ contemns >w< it :3 owigin -UwU Cannyot be :33 bowdewed xDD cewtain uWu in itself. -:33 She :3 that herself xDD wiww >_> swivew ÚwÚ and disbwanch -Fwom her matewiaw >w< sap, ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must uWu withew -xDD And come to deadwy ÚwÚ use. -Gon. No uWu mowe! uWu The uWu text >_> is uWu foowish. -Awb. xDD Wisdom ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess to x3 the ^-^ viwe xDD seem viwe; -Fiwths savouw >_> but x3 themsewves. >_> What uWu have xDD you done? -Tigers, nyot ^w^ daughtews, >_> what uWu have xDD you >_< pewfowm'd? -^-^ A ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> gwacious ^-^ aged ^w^ man, ->_< Whose ^w^ wevewence even x3 the head-wugg'd UwU beaw ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; wick, -:3 Most OwO bawbawous, UwU most ^w^ degenyewate, uWu have xDD you :33 madded. -Could x3 my ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ bwothew suffew xDD you to UwU do :33 it? -^-^ A ^w^ man, :3 a >_< pwince, ^.^ by ^.^ him UwU so benefited! -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the heavens UwU do nyot uWu theiw visibwe ;;w;; spiwits ->_< Send quickly down to >w< tame these ^-^ viwe offences, -^.^ It xDD wiww come, -:33 Humanyity ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce prey on itself, -Wike :3 monstews of x3 the deep. -Gon. Miwk-wivew'd ;;w;; man! -:33 That >_< beaw'st :3 a >_< cheek fow ÚwÚ bwows, :3 a >_> head fow wwongs; -Who x3 hast nyot uWu in >w< thy ^w^ bwows >w< an ^w^ eye discewnying -OwO Thinye honour from >w< thy ^-^ suffewing; :3 that nyot ^w^ knyow'st -^w^ Foows UwU do UwU those x3 viwwains pity who OwO awe punyish'd -Ere ;;w;; they uWu have donye uWu theiw >w< mischief. :3 Whewe's >w< thy drum? -Fwance >_> spweads :33 his ^-^ bannyews uWu in UwU ouw nyoisewess land, -With plumed ÚwÚ hewm >w< thy >w< state ÚwÚ begins to thweat, -Whiwes UwU thou, :3 a :3 mowaw x3 foow, UwU sit'st still, ÚwÚ and uWu cwiest -'Alack, >w< why does ^.^ he so?' -Awb. xDD See ;;w;; thysewf, devil! -Proper ^-^ defowmity ;;w;; seems nyot uWu in x3 the >_< fiend -^w^ So >_> howwid >_< as uWu in uWu woman. -Gon. x3 O :33 vain foow! -Awb. ^.^ Thou changed ÚwÚ and :3 sewf-cuvw'd ÚwÚ thing, fow x3 shame! -Bemonster nyot >w< thy featuwe! ^w^ Wewe't x3 my ^.^ fitnyess -;;w;; To wet these ^.^ hands UwU obey x3 my bwood, -^-^ They OwO awe ^-^ apt enough to dislocate ÚwÚ and teaw -x3 Thy >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and xDD bonyes. Howe'er xDD thou awt :3 a ^.^ fiend, -^-^ A xDD woman's xDD shape xDD doth OwO shiewd thee. -Gon. OwO Mawwy, x3 youw manhood UwU mew! - -Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman. - -Awb. >_> What nyews? ->_> Gent. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww ^-^ 's >_< dead, -Swain ^.^ by :33 his uWu sewvant, x3 going to put x3 out -uWu The othew ^w^ eye of ^.^ Gwoucestew. -Awb. :3 Gwoucestew's uWu eyes? ->_> Gent. ^-^ A xDD sewvant :3 that ^.^ he bwed, :33 thwiww'd with wemowse, ->w< Oppos'd OwO against x3 the ;;w;; act, x3 bending :33 his xDD swowd -;;w;; To :33 his great mastew; who, thereat enrag'd, -^-^ Fwew on :3 him, ÚwÚ and amongst them feww'd ^.^ him UwU dead; -OwO But nyot ^-^ without :3 that ;;w;; hawmfuw ^w^ stwoke which xDD since ->_< Hath ^w^ pwuck'd ^.^ him >w< aftew. -Awb. This >_< shows xDD you OwO awe xDD abuv, ->_> You >_< justicews, :3 that these UwU ouw x3 nyethew crimes -^w^ So :33 speediwy ^.^ can >_> venge! OwO But x3 O poor :33 Gwoucestew! ->_< Wose ^.^ he :33 his othew ÚwÚ eye? ->_> Gent. ^-^ Both, xDD both, x3 my OwO wowd. -This letter, UwU madam, cwaves :3 a UwU speedy answer. -'Tis from x3 youw sister. -Gon. >w< [aside] x3 Onye uWu way UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this well; -OwO But ^.^ being uWu widow, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu Gwoucestew with hew, -^-^ May aww x3 the xDD buiwding uWu in x3 my ^w^ fancy pluck ->_> Upon x3 my hateful life. ÚwÚ Anyothew uWu way -uWu The nyews >_> is nyot UwU so :33 tawt.- I'll wead, ÚwÚ and answer. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Awb. Whewe UwU was :33 his >_< son when ;;w;; they uWu did OwO take :33 his uWu eyes? ->_> Gent. :3 Come with x3 my uWu wady hithew. -Awb. >w< He >_> is nyot hewe. ->_> Gent. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I >w< met ^.^ him back ;;w;; again. -Awb. xDD Knyows ^.^ he x3 the ^.^ wickednyess? ->_> Gent. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. >_< 'Twas ^.^ he inform'd OwO against :3 him, -xDD And ^.^ quit x3 the ;;w;; house on xDD puwpose, :3 that uWu theiw UwU punyishment -^.^ Might uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ fweew course. -Awb. :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I ^w^ wive -;;w;; To >_> thank uWu thee fow x3 the wuv xDD thou :3 show'dst x3 the OwO King, -xDD And to xDD wevenge ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. :3 Come hithew, :3 fwiend. -Teww ;;w;; me >_> what ^.^ mowe xDD thou ^.^ knyow'st. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ camp nyeaw Duvw. - -Entew Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman. - -Kent. Why x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance >_> is UwU so ;;w;; suddenwy >_> gonye back ^.^ knyow xDD you x3 the -uWu weason? ->_> Gent. xDD Something ^.^ he left ^w^ impewfect uWu in x3 the state, which xDD since :33 his -xDD coming fowth >_> is xDD thought :33 of, which imports to x3 the ^w^ kingdom UwU so much -feaw ÚwÚ and danger :3 that :33 his xDD pewsonyaw ^-^ wetuwn UwU was UwU most OwO wequiwed ÚwÚ and -^w^ nyecessawy. -Kent. Who hath ^.^ he left x3 behind ^.^ him x3 genyewaw? ->_> Gent. uWu The UwU Mawshaw of >_< Fwance, ;;w;; Monsieuw :33 Wa Faw. -Kent. Did x3 youw x3 wettews xDD piewce x3 the xDD Queen to xDD any demonstration of -:33 gwief? ->_> Gent. Ay, sir. :33 She >_> took ÚwÚ them, ^w^ wead them uWu in x3 my >_> pwesence, -xDD And nyow ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< an uWu ampwe teaw twiww'd down -:3 Hew xDD dewicate >w< cheek. ^.^ It ^w^ seem'd ^.^ she UwU was :3 a >_< queen -Over her ^-^ passion, who, UwU most x3 webew-wike, -ÚwÚ Sought to be x3 king ^-^ o'ew her. -Kent. >_< O, xDD then >w< it x3 mov'd OwO hew? ->_> Gent. ÚwÚ Nyot to :3 a x3 wage. ;;w;; Patience ÚwÚ and sorrow >_> stwuv -Who >_> shouwd express her ^.^ goodwiest. >_> You uWu have :3 seen -OwO Sunshinye ÚwÚ and xDD wain uWu at UwU once: her ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ and tears -^.^ Wewe :3 wike, :3 a xDD bettew >_> way. >w< Those ^w^ happy smilets -:33 That pway'd on her ripe >_< wip ^w^ seem'd nyot to ^.^ knyow ->_> What ;;w;; guests :3 wewe uWu in her ^w^ eyes, which pawted thence -;;w;; As uWu peawws from ÚwÚ diamonds >_< dwopp'd. ^w^ In ^-^ bwief, -OwO Sowwow ^.^ wouwd be :3 a rarity UwU most bewov'd, -;;w;; If aww couwd UwU so :33 become :3 it. -Kent. Made ^.^ she nyo ^.^ vewbaw x3 question? ->_> Gent. Faith, >_> once ow twice ^.^ she ^.^ heav'd x3 the xDD nyame of >w< fathew -Pantingwy ^-^ fowth, >_< as >_> if >w< it OwO pwess'd her heawt; -^.^ Cwied 'Sisters, ^w^ sistews! Shame of UwU wadies! Sisters! -Kent! ;;w;; fathew! ^w^ sistews! What, :33 i' x3 th' OwO stowm? :33 i' x3 th' night? -Let pity nyot be uWu bewiev'd!' >_> Thewe ^.^ she >_> shook -uWu The >w< howy UwU watew from her ^-^ heavenwy ^w^ eyes, -xDD And ^-^ cwamouw moisten'd. UwU Then OwO away ^.^ she ÚwÚ stawted -;;w;; To deal with grief >_< awonye. -Kent. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ staws, -uWu The stars :33 abuv us, >_< guvwn UwU ouw :3 conditions; -^-^ Ewse one self ^-^ mate ÚwÚ and ^-^ mate couwd nyot x3 beget ->w< Such different >w< issues. >_> You ^-^ spoke nyot with her :33 since? ->_> Gent. No. -Kent. Was ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 the ^w^ King UwU wetuwn'd? ->_> Gent. :3 Nyo, since. -Kent. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, x3 the poor distwessed Lear's :33 i' x3 th' xDD town; -Who xDD sometime, uWu in :33 his xDD bettew ÚwÚ tunye, :33 wemembews ->_> What ^.^ we OwO awe come about, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by nyo means -Will yield to >_> see :33 his >w< daughtew. ->_> Gent. Why, ÚwÚ good UwU siw? -Kent. ^-^ A suvweign ^-^ shame UwU so elbows him; :33 his UwU own ;;w;; unkindnyess, -:33 That stwipp'd her from :33 his benediction, >_> tuwn'd her -;;w;; To :33 foweign casualties, uWu gave her uWu deaw wights -;;w;; To :33 his x3 dog-heawted >_> daughtews- these ^.^ things ÚwÚ sting -ÚwÚ His ^-^ mind UwU so x3 venyomouswy :3 that ^.^ buwnying ^-^ shame -^w^ Detains ^.^ him from Cordelia. ->_> Gent. xDD Awack, poor gentleman! -Kent. Of Awbany's ÚwÚ and Cornwall's ÚwÚ powews xDD you heard ^w^ nyot? ->_> Gent. 'Tis so; ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU afoot. -Kent. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to UwU ouw >_< mastew :3 Weaw -xDD And OwO weave xDD you to >_< attend ^.^ him. ;;w;; Some uWu deaw cause -Will uWu in ^.^ conceawment ^-^ wwap ;;w;; me x3 up OwO awhiwe. -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ knyown awight, xDD you UwU shaww nyot UwU gwieve -OwO Wending ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ acquaintance. UwU I pray xDD you OwO go -;;w;; Awong with x3 me. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -uWu The OwO Fwench :33 camp. - -OwO Entew, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, Cowdewia, ÚwÚ Doctow, ÚwÚ and >w< Sowdiews. - -OwO Cow. xDD Awack, UwU 'tis OwO he! Why, ^.^ he UwU was >w< met even nyow -;;w;; As ^-^ mad >_< as x3 the vex'd :33 sea, >_< singing ^w^ awoud, -Cwown'd with rank fumiter ÚwÚ and fuwwow ÚwÚ weeds, -With ^-^ hawdocks, UwU hemwock, >w< nyettwes, ;;w;; cuckoo ^.^ fwow'ws, -Dawnyew, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the idle UwU weeds :3 that gwow -^w^ In UwU ouw UwU sustainying cown. ^-^ A centuwy >_> send forth. -Search every OwO acwe uWu in x3 the high-grown field -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to UwU ouw :33 eye. ;;w;; [Exit >w< an Officew.] >_> What ^.^ can :33 man's -^.^ wisdom -^w^ In x3 the xDD westowing :33 his :3 beweaved >_< sense? ->w< He :3 that helps ^.^ him OwO take aww x3 my :33 outwawd uWu wowth. -^.^ Doct. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< means, UwU madam. -Our foster nyuwse of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is wepose, -uWu The which ^.^ he wacks. :33 That to ;;w;; pwovoke uWu in ^.^ him -^w^ Awe UwU many :33 simpwes operative, x3 whose powew -Will ^-^ cwose x3 the ^w^ eye of anguish. -OwO Cow. All bwest secrets, -All xDD you uWu unpubwish'd uWu viwtues of x3 the earth, -Spwing with x3 my :3 teaws! be UwU aidant ÚwÚ and wemediate -^w^ In x3 the ÚwÚ good :33 man's distwess! ^.^ Seek, >_> seek fow x3 him! -Lest :33 his unguvwn'd xDD wage >_< dissowve x3 the >w< wife -:33 That wants x3 the means to lead :3 it. - -Entew Messengew. - -:33 Mess. News, UwU madam. -uWu The British pow'rs OwO awe ^.^ mawching hithewwawd. -OwO Cow. 'Tis ÚwÚ knyown befowe. Our uWu pwepawation >w< stands -^w^ In expectation of OwO them. x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, -^.^ It >_> is >w< thy business :3 that UwU I OwO go ^-^ about. -Therefore great Fwance -OwO My >w< mouwnying ÚwÚ and important tears hath >_> pitied. -No >_> bwown ^-^ ambition xDD doth UwU ouw :3 awms incite, -OwO But xDD wuv, uWu deaw xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ag'd father's ÚwÚ wight. -ÚwÚ Soon OwO may UwU I hear ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 him! -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -:3 Gwoucestew's UwU Castwe. - -Entew uWu Wegan ÚwÚ and [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - -Weg. OwO But OwO awe x3 my brother's pow'rs uWu set uWu fowth? ->_< Osw. Ay, UwU madam. -Weg. Himsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson OwO thewe? ->_< Osw. uWu Madam, with much ado. -uWu Youw :3 sistew >_> is x3 the xDD bettew OwO sowdiew. -Weg. Lord Edmund x3 spake nyot with x3 youw ;;w;; wowd uWu at ^w^ home? ->_< Osw. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. -Weg. >_> What ^w^ might impowt x3 my OwO sistew's >_> wettew to him? ->_< Osw. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, >_> wady. -Weg. Faith, ^.^ he >_> is >_< posted >w< hence on sewious :3 mattew. -^.^ It UwU was great ignorance, :3 Gwoucestew's eyes ^.^ being ^.^ out, -;;w;; To wet ^.^ him wive. Whewe ^.^ he awwives ^.^ he moves -All heawts OwO against >_> us. :3 Edmund, UwU I >_< think, >_> is >w< gonye, -^w^ In pity of :33 his ^-^ misewy, to dispatch -ÚwÚ His UwU nyighted :33 wife; ^w^ moweuvw, to descwy -uWu The ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ o' x3 th' enemy. ->_< Osw. UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, UwU madam, with x3 my >_> wettew. -Weg. Our troops uWu set fowth ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO Stay with >_> us. -uWu The ways OwO awe :33 dangewous. ->_< Osw. UwU I OwO may >_> nyot, UwU madam. -OwO My uWu wady :3 chawg'd x3 my >_> duty uWu in ÚwÚ this business. -Weg. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ she >w< wwite to >_> Edmund? ^.^ Might nyot xDD you -:33 Twanspowt her uWu puwposes ^.^ by word? x3 Bewike, -^w^ Something- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what- I'll wuv uWu thee much- -Let ;;w;; me >w< unseaw x3 the >_> wettew. ->_< Osw. uWu Madam, UwU I xDD had rather- -Weg. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw uWu wady does nyot wuv her xDD husband; -UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe of :33 that; ÚwÚ and uWu at her wate ^.^ being OwO hewe -:33 She uWu gave ;;w;; stwange eliads ÚwÚ and UwU most speaking :33 wooks -;;w;; To x3 nyobwe Edmund. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe of her ÚwÚ bosom. ->_< Osw. I, :33 madam? -Weg. UwU I speak uWu in undewstanding. Y'are! UwU I uWu knyow't. -Therefore UwU I UwU do ;;w;; advise xDD you OwO take ÚwÚ this note. -OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> is UwU dead; Edmund ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >_< tawk'd, -xDD And ^.^ mowe UwU convenyient >_> is ^.^ he fow x3 my uWu hand -Than fow x3 youw ;;w;; wady's. >_> You OwO may gathew more. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do find :3 him, pray xDD you UwU give ^.^ him >_< this; -xDD And when x3 youw mistwess x3 heaws OwO thus much from UwU you, -UwU I pray ^.^ desiwe her caww her ^.^ wisdom to her. -^w^ So farewell. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do chance to hear of :3 that ^w^ bwind traitor, -Pwefewment ^w^ fawws on ^.^ him :3 that >w< cuts ^.^ him off. ->_< Osw. Wouwd UwU I couwd :3 meet :3 him, madam! UwU I >_> shouwd x3 show ->_> What party UwU I UwU do x3 fowwow. -Weg. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene uWu VI. -uWu The countwy nyeaw Duvw. - -Entew :33 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and :33 Edgaw [like :3 a uWu Peasant]. - -Gwou. x3 When UwU shaww UwU I come to x3 th' ;;w;; top of :3 that same OwO hiww? -ÚwÚ Edg. >_> You UwU do x3 cwimb x3 up >w< it now. Wook >w< how ^.^ we uWu wabouw. -Gwou. Methinks x3 the x3 gwound >_> is xDD even. -ÚwÚ Edg. Howwibwe x3 steep. -Hawk, UwU do xDD you hear x3 the ^-^ sea? -Gwou. :3 Nyo, UwU twuwy. -ÚwÚ Edg. Why, >w< then, x3 youw othew :33 senses gwow ^w^ impewfect -^-^ By x3 youw eyes' anguish. -Gwou. ^w^ So OwO may >w< it be indeed. -Methinks >w< thy uWu voice >_> is >_> awtew'd, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st -^w^ In xDD bettew phrase ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mattew than xDD thou ;;w;; didst. -ÚwÚ Edg. Y'awe much ;;w;; deceiv'd. ^w^ In >_< nyothing ^w^ am UwU I chang'd -OwO But uWu in x3 my x3 gawments. -Gwou. Methinks ;;w;; y'awe xDD bettew >_> spoken. -ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siw; hewe's x3 the ;;w;; pwace. ;;w;; Stand xDD stiww. How x3 feawfuw -xDD And xDD dizzy UwU 'tis to ;;w;; cast one's eyes UwU so low! -uWu The >_< cwows ÚwÚ and choughs :3 that OwO wing x3 the >_< midway ^w^ aiw -uWu Show scawce UwU so gwoss >_< as beetwes. >w< Hawfway down -;;w;; Hangs one :3 that gathers sampire- :3 dweadfuw twade! -Methinks ^.^ he ;;w;; seems nyo ;;w;; biggew than :33 his >_> head. -uWu The fishewmen :3 that UwU wawk ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< beach -Appear ^.^ wike mice; ÚwÚ and :33 yond ;;w;; taww anchowing bawk, ->_> Diminyish'd to her UwU cock; her ^w^ cock, :3 a UwU buoy -Awmost ^w^ too UwU smaww fow :33 sight. uWu The >w< muwmuwing suwge -:33 That on x3 th' UwU unnyumb'wed idle ^.^ pebbwe xDD chafes -UwU Cannyot be heard UwU so xDD high. I'll wook nyo >_> mowe, -Lest x3 my :3 bwain tuwn, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU deficient ^.^ sight -Topple down ^w^ headwong. -Gwou. Set ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD you ^.^ stand. -ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. >_> You OwO awe nyow within :3 a :33 foot -Of x3 th' extweme ^-^ vewge. For aww >_< benyeath x3 the ;;w;; moon -Wouwd UwU I nyot ^-^ weap >w< upwight. -Gwou. Let OwO go x3 my >w< hand. -Here, fwiend, >_> is anyothew purse; uWu in >w< it :3 a jewel -Weww ^.^ wowth :3 a poor :33 man's >w< taking. OwO Faiwies ÚwÚ and gods -:33 Pwospew >w< it with uWu thee! Go xDD thou further :33 off; -x3 Bid ;;w;; me farewell, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me hear uWu thee uWu going. -ÚwÚ Edg. Now ^-^ fawe OwO ye weww, ÚwÚ good sir. -Gwou. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -ÚwÚ Edg. [aside]. Why UwU I UwU do xDD twifwe OwO thus with :33 his despair -Is donye to >w< cuwe :3 it. -Gwou. x3 O xDD you ^-^ mighty ^-^ gods! >w< He ;;w;; knyeews. -This wowwd UwU I UwU do >w< wenyounce, x3 and, uWu in x3 youw >_> sights, -:33 Shake x3 patientwy x3 my great >_> affwiction off. -;;w;; If UwU I couwd UwU beaw >w< it longer ÚwÚ and nyot faww -;;w;; To ^-^ quawwew with x3 youw great opposewess wiwws, -OwO My ;;w;; snyuff ÚwÚ and >_< woathed ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd -Burn itsewf OwO out. ;;w;; If :33 Edgaw x3 wive, >_< O, ;;w;; bwess x3 him! ->_> Nyow, fewwow, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. ->w< He ^w^ fawws x3 [fowwawd ÚwÚ and :33 swoons]. -ÚwÚ Edg. xDD Gonye, ^w^ siw, x3 faweweww.- -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how conceit OwO may rob -uWu The tweasuwy of >w< wife when >w< wife itsewf -xDD Yiewds to x3 the theft. xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been :3 whewe ^.^ he ^-^ thought, -^-^ By ÚwÚ this xDD had xDD thought :33 been ^-^ past.- ÚwÚ Awive ow dead? -Ho UwU you, sir! >_> fwiend! >w< Heaw UwU you, UwU siw? xDD Speak!- -^-^ Thus ^w^ might ^.^ he pass indeed. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he revives. ->_> What OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? -Gwou. :33 Away, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me die. -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU Hadst xDD thou :33 been ^.^ aught >_> but :3 gossamew, ^w^ feathews, air, -^w^ So UwU many >w< fadom down precipitating, ->_> Thou'dst ÚwÚ shivew'd ^.^ wike >w< an :3 egg; >_> but xDD thou dost breathe; -Hast x3 heavy xDD substance; UwU bweed'st x3 nyot; xDD speak'st; awt UwU sound. -uWu Ten :3 masts uWu at >_< each >_< make nyot x3 the altitude ->_< Which xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ pewpendicuwawwy x3 feww. -x3 Thy >w< wife >_> is :3 a miracle. ^w^ Speak yet ;;w;; again. -Gwou. OwO But uWu have UwU I >_< faww'n, ow no? -ÚwÚ Edg. Fwom x3 the xDD dwead ^.^ summit of ÚwÚ this ^.^ chawky ÚwÚ bouwn. -Wook x3 up OwO a-height. uWu The :33 shwiww-gowg'd lark UwU so uWu faw -UwU Cannyot be :3 seen ow heawd. Do >_> but wook :33 up. -Gwou. xDD Awack, UwU I uWu have nyo xDD eyes! -Is ^-^ wwetchednyess x3 depwiv'd :3 that ^-^ benyefit -;;w;; To >w< end itsewf ^.^ by UwU death? >_< 'Twas yet x3 some uWu comfowt -x3 When misery couwd beguile x3 the x3 tywant's xDD wage -xDD And frustrate :33 his OwO pwoud :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw awm. ->_< Up- :3 so. How is't? >w< Feew xDD you x3 youw legs? >_> You ^.^ stand. -Gwou. Too weww, ^w^ too well. -ÚwÚ Edg. This >_> is :33 abuv aww xDD stwangenyess. ->_> Upon x3 the >_< cwown ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD cwiff >_> what ^.^ thing UwU was :3 that ->_< Which pawted from you? -Gwou. ^-^ A poor :33 unfowtunyate x3 beggaw. -ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; As UwU I :33 stood OwO hewe bewow, >_> methought :33 his eyes -^.^ Wewe >w< two full >w< moons; ^.^ he xDD had :3 a thousand nyoses, -Horns ^.^ whewk'd ÚwÚ and :3 wav'd ^.^ wike x3 the enwidged :33 sea. -^.^ It UwU was x3 some xDD fiend. >_< Thewefowe, xDD thou ^w^ happy ÚwÚ fathew, -^w^ Think :3 that x3 the ;;w;; cweawest uWu gods, who >_< make them honyouws -Of men's xDD impossibiwity, uWu have preserv'd thee. -Gwou. UwU I UwU do remember now. ÚwÚ Hencefowth I'll UwU beaw -Affwiction >w< tiww >w< it UwU do cwy x3 out itsewf -ÚwÚ 'Enyough, uWu enyough,' ÚwÚ and die. :33 That ^.^ thing xDD you speak :33 of, -UwU I >_> took >w< it fow :3 a man. Often ^w^ 'twouwd >_> say -'The ^.^ fiend, x3 the uWu fiend'- ^.^ he x3 wed ;;w;; me to :3 that ;;w;; pwace. -ÚwÚ Edg. ÚwÚ Beaw fwee ÚwÚ and patient >w< thoughts. - -Entew Lear, mad, [fantasticawwy OwO dwessed with weeds]. - -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? -uWu The safer sense xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew ;;w;; accommodate -ÚwÚ His >_< mastew OwO thus. ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot :33 touch ;;w;; me fow >w< coming; -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the ^w^ King himself. -ÚwÚ Edg. x3 O xDD thou side-piewcing ;;w;; sight! ->w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^-^ 's :33 abuv awt uWu in :3 that wespect. >_> Thewe's x3 youw x3 pwess -money. :33 That fewwow >w< handwes :33 his bow ^.^ wike :3 a crow-keeper. Draw ;;w;; me -:3 a clothier's >_< yawd. x3 Wook, look, :3 a ^w^ mouse! uWu Peace, :3 peace; ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece -of ^.^ toasted :3 cheese xDD wiww >_< do't. >_> Thewe's x3 my >_< gauntwet; I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it -on :3 a ^.^ giant. Bring x3 up x3 the >_> bwown bills. >_< O, weww fwown, biwd! :33 i' -x3 th' ^w^ cwout, :33 i' x3 th' cwout! :3 Hewgh! Give x3 the OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ Edg. ÚwÚ Sweet marjoram. ->w< Weaw. Pass. -Gwou. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that voice. ->w< Weaw. uWu Ha! uWu Gonyewiw with :3 a ^-^ white OwO beawd? ^-^ They flatter'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a dog, -ÚwÚ and told ;;w;; me UwU I xDD had ^-^ white >_< haiws uWu in x3 my ^w^ beawd ere x3 the black ^-^ onyes -:3 wewe :33 thewe. ;;w;; To >_> say ^.^ 'ay' ÚwÚ and 'no' to evewything UwU I ^-^ said! UwU 'Ay' ÚwÚ and -'no' ^w^ too UwU was nyo ÚwÚ good >w< divinyity. x3 When x3 the xDD wain ^-^ came to wet ;;w;; me -^w^ once, ÚwÚ and x3 the wind to >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ chattew; when x3 the >_> thundew ^.^ wouwd -nyot uWu peace uWu at x3 my >w< bidding; there UwU I >_> found 'em, there UwU I >_< smewt x3 'em -OwO out. Go ^.^ to, ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ;;w;; men ^.^ o' uWu theiw words! ^-^ They told ;;w;; me UwU I UwU was -evewything. 'Tis :3 a lie- UwU I ^w^ am nyot ague-pwoof. -Gwou. uWu The twick of :3 that uWu voice UwU I UwU do weww ^.^ wemembew. -^-^ Is't nyot x3 the >_> King? ->w< Weaw. Ay, every ÚwÚ inch :3 a x3 king! -x3 When UwU I UwU do ^-^ stawe, >_> see >w< how x3 the x3 subject quakes. -UwU I UwU pawdon :3 that :33 man's life. >_> What UwU was >w< thy ^w^ cause? ->_< Aduwtewy? -^.^ Thou shalt nyot die. :33 Die fow >_< aduwtewy? No. -uWu The wren xDD goes >_> to't, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU smaww :3 giwded fwy -ÚwÚ Does >_> wechew uWu in x3 my :33 sight. -Let copulation thwive; fow :3 Gwoucestew's ^.^ bastawd >_< son -Was kinder to :33 his >w< fathew than x3 my >_> daughtews -Got >_> 'tween x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw ;;w;; sheets. -;;w;; To't, ^w^ wuxuwy, UwU peww-meww! fow UwU I ^.^ wack soldiers. -ÚwÚ Behowd :33 yond xDD simp'wing uWu dame, ->_< Whose OwO face ^-^ between her ^-^ fowks pwesageth ;;w;; snyow, -:33 That ^-^ minces virtue, ÚwÚ and does ;;w;; shake x3 the >_> head -;;w;; To hear of >w< pweasuwe's nyame. -uWu The ^.^ fitchew nor x3 the soiwed UwU howse xDD goes uWu to't -With :3 a ^.^ mowe riotous ÚwÚ appetite. -xDD Down from x3 the x3 waist ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ Centauws, -;;w;; Though x3 women aww abuv. -OwO But to x3 the ^-^ giwdwe UwU do x3 the gods OwO inhewit, -Beneath >_> is aww x3 the :3 fiend's. ->_> Thewe's >_> heww, there's ^-^ dawknyess, there's x3 the UwU suwphuwous ^-^ pit; -burning, scalding, stench, consumption. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! ;;w;; pah, >_< pah! -Give ;;w;; me >w< an ^.^ ounce of ^w^ civet, ÚwÚ good xDD apothecawy, to sweeten x3 my ->_< imaginyation. >_> Thewe's monyey fow thee. -Gwou. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss :3 that xDD hand! ->w< Weaw. Let ;;w;; me xDD wipe >w< it first; >w< it >_< smewws of >_< mowtawity. -Gwou. x3 O ;;w;; wuin'd ^.^ piece of nyatuwe! This great wowwd -Shall UwU so ^-^ weaw x3 out to nyaught. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow me? ->w< Weaw. UwU I remember ^.^ thinye eyes weww enyough. uWu Dost xDD thou OwO squiny uWu at me? -:3 Nyo, UwU do >w< thy ^.^ wowst, ^w^ bwind ^-^ Cupid! I'll nyot love. xDD Wead xDD thou ÚwÚ this -ÚwÚ chawwenge; mark >_> but x3 the ;;w;; pennying of :3 it. -Gwou. ^.^ Wewe aww x3 the x3 wettews :33 suns, UwU I couwd nyot >_> see onye. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< [aside] UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take ÚwÚ this from report. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, -xDD And x3 my >_< heawt >_< bweaks uWu at :3 it. ->w< Weaw. Read. -Gwou. What, with x3 the case of uWu eyes? ->w< Weaw. >_< O, :3 ho, OwO awe xDD you there with me? No eyes uWu in x3 youw head, nor nyo -monyey uWu in x3 youw :33 puwse? uWu Youw eyes OwO awe uWu in :3 a x3 heavy case, x3 youw >_< puwse -uWu in :3 a light. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you >_> see >w< how ÚwÚ this wowwd >w< goes. -Gwou. UwU I >_> see >w< it ^-^ feewingwy. ->w< Weaw. What, awt uWu mad? ^-^ A x3 man OwO may >_> see >w< how x3 the wowwd xDD goes with nyo :3 eyes. -Wook with ^.^ thinye ears. xDD See >w< how :33 yond justice ^-^ waiws ;;w;; upon :33 yond -:33 simpwe >w< thief. ^.^ Hawk uWu in ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. Change pwaces x3 and, uWu handy-dandy, -which >_> is x3 the justice, which >_> is x3 the :3 thief? ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 seen :3 a -farmer's dog >_< bawk uWu at :3 a ^.^ beggaw? -Gwou. Ay, sir. ->w< Weaw. xDD And x3 the creature >w< wun from x3 the >_< cuw? >_> Thewe xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst behowd -x3 the great x3 image of authowity: :3 a :3 dog's >_> obeyed uWu in ^w^ office. -^.^ Thou wascaw beadwe, howd >w< thy bwoody xDD hand! -Why dost xDD thou lash :3 that ÚwÚ whowe? Stwip ^.^ thinye UwU own back. -^.^ Thou hotly wusts to use her uWu in :3 that uWu kind -For which xDD thou ^w^ whip'st her. uWu The ;;w;; usuwew uWu hangs x3 the cozenyew. -^.^ Thwough ;;w;; tattew'd x3 cwothes UwU smaww OwO vices UwU do appear; -Wobes ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuww'd ^.^ gowns hide all. xDD Pwate x3 sin with ^.^ gowd, -xDD And x3 the >w< stwong lance of justice hurtless bweaks; ->w< Awm >w< it uWu in ^w^ wags, :3 a pygmy's >w< stwaw does xDD piewce :3 it. -^-^ Nyonye does xDD offend, ^w^ nyonye- UwU I >_> say >_< nyonye! I'll able ^.^ 'em. -^.^ Take :3 that of uWu me, x3 my fwiend, who uWu have x3 the powew -;;w;; To UwU seaw x3 th' accuser's x3 wips. >_< Get uWu thee gwass eyes -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ scuwvy xDD powitician, xDD seem -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the ^.^ things xDD thou dost not. >_> Nyow, now, now, >_< nyow! -:3 Puww x3 off x3 my uWu boots. Hawdew, harder! ^w^ So. -ÚwÚ Edg. >_< O, ;;w;; mattew ÚwÚ and impewtinyency >_< mix'd! -Weason, uWu in madness! ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt xDD weep x3 my fortunes, OwO take x3 my :3 eyes. -UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww >_< enyough; >w< thy xDD nyame >_> is ^.^ Gwoucestew. -^.^ Thou ^w^ must be uWu patient. We ^-^ came :3 cwying hithew; -^.^ Thou >_> knyow'st, x3 the xDD fiwst time :3 that ^.^ we smell x3 the ^w^ aiw -We waww ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwy. UwU I xDD wiww >w< pweach to thee. ;;w;; Mawk. -Gwou. xDD Awack, x3 awack x3 the ^.^ day! ->w< Weaw. x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe born, ^.^ we cwy :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe come -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this great stage of ;;w;; foows. This' :3 a ÚwÚ good block. -^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a xDD dewicate ^w^ stwatagem to >w< shoe -^-^ A troop of UwU howse with ÚwÚ fewt. I'll :3 put't uWu in uWu pwoof, -xDD And when UwU I uWu have :3 stow'n ;;w;; upon these ^-^ sons-in-waw, -UwU Then ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, ^.^ kiww, uWu kiww! - -Entew :3 a Gentweman ^w^ [with >w< Attendants]. - ->_> Gent. >_< O, OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 is! Way uWu hand ;;w;; upon OwO him.- UwU Siw, -uWu Youw UwU most uWu deaw daughtew- ->w< Weaw. No ^.^ wescue? What, :3 a prisoner? UwU I ^w^ am even -uWu The natural >w< foow of xDD fowtunye. ^w^ Use ;;w;; me well; ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have wansom. Let ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a uWu suwgeon; -UwU I ^w^ am :3 cut to x3 th' ^w^ bwains. ->_> Gent. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 anything. ->w< Weaw. No >w< seconds? All myself? -Why, ÚwÚ this ^.^ wouwd >_< make :3 a x3 man :3 a x3 man of UwU sawt, -;;w;; To use :33 his eyes fow >_< gawden waterpots, -Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< waying autumn's dust. ->_> Gent. ^-^ Good >_< siw- ->w< Weaw. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die bwavewy, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ smug bridegroom. What! -UwU I xDD wiww be jovial. ^.^ Come, come, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a uWu king; -OwO My mastews, ^.^ knyow xDD you ^-^ that? ->_> Gent. >_> You OwO awe :3 a royal one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU obey OwO you. ->w< Weaw. UwU Then there's >w< wife ÚwÚ in't. Nyay, >w< an xDD you get :33 it, xDD you UwU shaww get >w< it -^.^ by >w< wunnying. x3 Sa, >w< sa, >w< sa, ^-^ sa! -uWu Exit >w< wunnying. UwU [Attendants ^.^ fowwow.] ->_> Gent. ^-^ A ^.^ sight UwU most ^w^ pitifuw uWu in x3 the meanyest :3 wwetch, -^w^ Past speaking of uWu in :3 a x3 king! ^.^ Thou x3 hast one daughter -Who wedeems ÚwÚ nyatuwe from x3 the general UwU cuwse ->_< Which twain uWu have ^.^ bwought her ;;w;; to. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< Haiw, ^-^ gentwe sir. ->_> Gent. UwU Siw, ^w^ speed OwO you. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? -ÚwÚ Edg. Do xDD you hear ^w^ aught, ^w^ siw, of :3 a ÚwÚ battwe xDD towawd? ->_> Gent. :3 Most >_< suwe ÚwÚ and vulgar. Evewy one x3 heaws :3 that ->_< Which ^.^ can distinguish UwU sound. -ÚwÚ Edg. But, ^.^ by x3 youw favour, -How >_> nyeaw's x3 the othew army? ->_> Gent. Near ÚwÚ and on UwU speedy ^-^ foot. uWu The :33 main descwy -Stands on x3 the hourly thought. -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I >_> thank xDD you sir. >w< That's all. ->_> Gent. ;;w;; Though :3 that x3 the xDD Queen on >_> speciaw cause >_> is UwU hewe, -:3 Hew ^.^ awmy >_> is x3 mov'd :3 on. -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^w^ siw -uWu Exit ^w^ [Gentweman]. -Gwou. >_> You ever-gentle uWu gods, OwO take x3 my UwU bweath from OwO me; -Let nyot x3 my >_> wowsew ^w^ spiwit tempt ;;w;; me again -;;w;; To ^-^ die >w< befowe xDD you UwU pwease! -ÚwÚ Edg. Weww pray UwU you, :33 fathew. -Gwou. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, >_> what OwO awe you? -ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ A UwU most poor ^w^ man, UwU made >w< tame to ;;w;; fowtunye's ÚwÚ bwows, -UwU Who, ^.^ by x3 the awt of ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ and :33 feewing sowwows, -^w^ Am x3 pwegnyant to ÚwÚ good >_> pity. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; -I'll lead xDD you to x3 some :3 biding. -Gwou. Heawty :33 thanks. -uWu The >_> bounty ÚwÚ and x3 the benison of heaven -;;w;; To UwU boot, ÚwÚ and :33 boot! - -Entew [Oswald ^w^ the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. - ->_< Osw. ^-^ A proclaim'd prize! :3 Most happy! -:33 That >_< eyewess >_> head of ^.^ thinye UwU was xDD fiwst >w< fwam'd >w< fwesh -;;w;; To >w< waise x3 my fortunes. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; owd xDD unhappy traitor, ->_< Bwiefwy >w< thysewf ^.^ wemembew. uWu The xDD swowd >_> is x3 out -:33 That ^w^ must ÚwÚ destwoy thee. -Gwou. Now wet >w< thy xDD fwiendwy uWu hand ->_> Put ÚwÚ stwength enough to't. -:3 [Edgaw intewposes.] ->_< Osw. >_> Whewefowe, bold peasant, -uWu Daw'st xDD thou support :3 a pubwish'd traitor? :33 Hence! -Lest :3 that x3 th' :3 infection of :33 his :3 fowtunye OwO take -Wike howd on thee. Let OwO go :33 his awm. -ÚwÚ Edg. ^w^ Chiww nyot wet x3 go, ziw, ^-^ without vuwthew >w< 'cagion. ->_< Osw. Let x3 go, :33 swave, ow xDD thou >_> diest! -ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ Good gentweman, OwO go x3 youw gait, ÚwÚ and wet poor x3 voke :3 pass. ^-^ An chud -UwU ha' ;;w;; bin zwagger'd x3 out of x3 my :3 wife, ^w^ 'twouwd nyot UwU ha' ;;w;; bin ^.^ zo ^-^ wong >_< as -UwU 'tis ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ vowtnyight. Nyay, come nyot nyeaw x3 th' ;;w;; owd man. ^w^ Keep ^.^ out, ->w< che >_< vowe :3 ye, ow Ise >_> twy >w< whethew x3 youw ÚwÚ costawd ow x3 my bawwow be x3 the -hawdew. ^w^ Chiww be uWu pwain with OwO you. ->_< Osw. Out, dunghiww! -^-^ They ^w^ fight. -ÚwÚ Edg. ^w^ Chiww pick x3 youw teeth, xDD ziw. uWu Come! No ;;w;; mattew vor x3 youw xDD foins. -[Oswald ^-^ fawws.] ->_< Osw. >_> Swave, xDD thou x3 hast :3 swain x3 me. uWu Viwwain, OwO take x3 my purse. -;;w;; If OwO evew xDD thou wiwt thwive, ^.^ buwy x3 my ;;w;; body, -xDD And UwU give x3 the x3 wettews which xDD thou find'st about ;;w;; me -;;w;; To Edmund ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew. ;;w;; Seek ^.^ him x3 out ->_> Upon x3 the British pawty. >_< O, untimely ;;w;; death! xDD Death! ->w< He OwO dies. -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well. ^-^ A OwO sewviceabwe villain, -;;w;; As duteous to x3 the OwO vices of >w< thy mistwess -;;w;; As UwU badnyess ^.^ wouwd desiwe. -Gwou. What, >_> is ^.^ he dead? -ÚwÚ Edg. xDD Sit xDD you ;;w;; down, father; xDD west OwO you. -:3 Wet's >_> see :33 his OwO pockets; these x3 wettews :3 that ^.^ he xDD speaks of -^-^ May be x3 my fwiends. He's uWu dead. UwU I ^w^ am >w< onwy sowwy ->w< He xDD had nyo othew x3 deathsman. Let >_> us ^-^ see. ->_< Weave, ^-^ gentwe wax; x3 and, :3 mannyews, uWu bwame >_> us not. -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^.^ enyemies' x3 minds, we'wd >_< wip uWu theiw >_> heawts; -^-^ Theiw papers, >_> is ^.^ mowe wawfuw. Weads x3 the >_> wettew. - -^w^ 'Wet UwU ouw :3 wecipwocaw x3 vows be x3 wememb'wed. >_> You uWu have UwU many -oppowtunyities to :3 cut ^.^ him off. ;;w;; If x3 youw xDD wiww ^.^ want >_> nyot, time ÚwÚ and -:33 pwace xDD wiww be :3 fwuitfuwwy UwU offew'd. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyothing :33 donye, >_> if ^.^ he -^-^ wetuwn x3 the conquewow. UwU Then ^w^ am UwU I x3 the pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 bed x3 my -jaiw; from x3 the >_< woathed warmth xDD wheweof ÚwÚ dewivew uWu me, ÚwÚ and suppwy x3 the -:33 pwace fow x3 youw uWu wabouw. -uWu 'Youw x3 (wife, UwU so UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say) :33 affectionyate uWu sewvant, ->_> 'Gonyewiw.' - -x3 O x3 indistinguish'd xDD space of xDD woman's will! -^-^ A :3 pwot ;;w;; upon her virtuous husband's :3 wife, -xDD And x3 the :3 exchange x3 my xDD bwothew! :3 Hewe uWu in x3 the UwU sands -uWu Thee I'll wake up, x3 the x3 post xDD unsanctified -Of ^w^ muwthewous lechers; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the uWu matuwe time -With ÚwÚ this >_< ungwacious paper strike x3 the ^.^ sight -Of x3 the death-practis'd ;;w;; Duke, For ^.^ him UwU 'tis weww -:33 That of >w< thy :33 death ÚwÚ and business UwU I ^.^ can tell. -Gwou. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is >_> mad. How OwO stiff >_> is x3 my ^-^ viwe sense, -:33 That UwU I stand up, ÚwÚ and uWu have >w< ingenyious :33 feewing -Of x3 my >_> huge ^.^ sowwows! uWu Bettew UwU I :3 wewe x3 distwact. -^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 my >_< thoughts be sever'd from x3 my ^.^ gwiefs, -xDD And :3 woes ^.^ by wrong imaginyations wose -uWu The >_< knyowwedge of x3 themsewves. -^-^ A drum afaw off. -ÚwÚ Edg. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. ->_< Faw x3 off uWu methinks UwU I hear x3 the beaten dwum. -^.^ Come, ÚwÚ fathew, I'll bestow xDD you with :3 a :3 fwiend. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene ^-^ VII. -^-^ A ^w^ tent uWu in x3 the OwO Fwench :33 camp. - -Entew Cowdewia, UwU Kent, ÚwÚ Doctow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gentweman. - -OwO Cow. x3 O xDD thou ÚwÚ good UwU Kent, >w< how UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowk -;;w;; To >_< match >w< thy >_> goodnyess? OwO My >w< wife xDD wiww be ^w^ too showt -xDD And every UwU measuwe fail x3 me. -Kent. ;;w;; To be uWu acknyowwedg'd, UwU madam, >_> is >_< o'ewpaid. -All x3 my ÚwÚ wepowts OwO go with x3 the :3 modest truth; -x3 Nyow ^.^ mowe nor :33 cwipp'd, >_> but :3 so. -OwO Cow. ^w^ Be xDD bettew UwU suited. -;;w;; These UwU weeds OwO awe >_< memowies of UwU those >_> wowsew hours. -UwU I :33 pwithee put them off. -Kent. Pawdon, uWu deaw UwU madam. -ÚwÚ Yet to be ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ showtens x3 my UwU made >w< intent. -OwO My >w< boon UwU I >_< make >w< it :3 that xDD you ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me nyot -Tiww time ÚwÚ and UwU I think ^.^ meet. -OwO Cow. UwU Then ^.^ be't >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. :33 [To x3 the x3 Doctow] How, does x3 the >_> King? -^.^ Doct. uWu Madam, sweeps xDD stiww. -OwO Cow. x3 O xDD you uWu kind uWu gods, -Cuwe ÚwÚ this great ^w^ bweach uWu in :33 his :3 abused nyatuwe! -xDD Th' ^w^ untun'd ÚwÚ and >_< jawwing ^-^ senses, >_< O, wind x3 up -Of ÚwÚ this uWu chiwd-changed ;;w;; fathew! -^.^ Doct. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may wake x3 the >_> King? >w< He hath slept wong. -OwO Cow. ^w^ Be guvwn'd ^.^ by x3 youw ^-^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and proceed -xDD I' x3 th' xDD sway of x3 youw UwU own :33 wiww. Is ^.^ he awway'd? - -Entew :3 Weaw uWu in :3 a >w< chaiw cawwied ^.^ by Sewvants. - ->_> Gent. Ay, UwU madam. ^w^ In x3 the heaviness of :33 sweep -We put >w< fwesh xDD gawments on ^.^ him. -^.^ Doct. ^w^ Be UwU by, ÚwÚ good UwU madam, when ^.^ we UwU do awake ^.^ him. -UwU I doubt nyot of :33 his :3 tempewance. -OwO Cow. Very well. -:3 Music. -^.^ Doct. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. Woudew x3 the uWu music thewe! -OwO Cow. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, :33 westowation ^w^ hang -x3 Thy medicinye on x3 my :3 wips, ÚwÚ and wet ÚwÚ this :3 kiss ->w< Wepaiw UwU those :3 viowent :33 hawms :3 that x3 my >w< two ÚwÚ sistews -:3 Have uWu in >w< thy ^w^ wevewence xDD made! -Kent. Kind ÚwÚ and uWu deaw UwU pwincess! -OwO Cow. xDD Had xDD you nyot :33 been uWu theiw ÚwÚ fathew, these ^-^ white fwakes -xDD Had challeng'd pity of OwO them. Was ÚwÚ this :3 a OwO face -;;w;; To be x3 oppos'd OwO against x3 the ^-^ wawwing ^w^ winds? -;;w;; To stand OwO against x3 the >_> deep dread-bolted thunder? -^w^ In x3 the UwU most tewwibwe ÚwÚ and >_< nyimbwe ^w^ stwoke -Of ^w^ quick OwO cwoss uWu wightnying? to watch- poor perdu!- -With ÚwÚ this >_< thin helm? Mine ÚwÚ enyemy's dog, -;;w;; Though ^.^ he xDD had xDD bit uWu me, >_> shouwd uWu have :33 stood :3 that >w< nyight -^w^ Against x3 my x3 fiwe; ÚwÚ and >w< wast xDD thou ;;w;; fain, poor ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; To hovel uWu thee with UwU swinye ÚwÚ and rogues ^.^ fowwown, -^w^ In showt ÚwÚ and :3 musty straw? xDD Awack, ^w^ awack! -'Tis wonder :3 that >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and :33 wits uWu at >_> once -xDD Had nyot ^-^ concwuded :33 aww.- >w< He wakes. ^w^ Speak to ^.^ him. -^.^ Doct. uWu Madam, UwU do uWu you; UwU 'tis >_< fittest. -OwO Cow. How does x3 my royal xDD wowd? How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? ->w< Weaw. >_> You UwU do ;;w;; me wrong to OwO take ;;w;; me x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 gwave. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a :3 souw uWu in OwO bwiss; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am bound ->_> Upon :3 a wheew of ^w^ fiwe, :3 that >_< minye UwU own tears -Do ^w^ scawd ^.^ wike molten wead. -OwO Cow. UwU Siw, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow me? ->w< Weaw. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ^-^ spiwit, UwU I :33 knyow. x3 When uWu did xDD you die? -OwO Cow. Still, still, uWu faw >w< wide! -^.^ Doct. He's scawce ^w^ awake. Let ^.^ him awonye OwO awhiwe. ->w< Weaw. Whewe uWu have UwU I been? Whewe ^w^ am >_< I? Faiw daylight, -UwU I ^w^ am >w< mightiwy x3 abus'd. UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ e'en ^-^ die with pity, -;;w;; To >_> see anyothew OwO thus. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< sweaw these OwO awe x3 my ^w^ hands. :3 Wet's ^-^ see. -UwU I x3 feew ÚwÚ this uWu pin prick. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe x3 assuw'd -Of x3 my uWu condition! -OwO Cow. >_< O, wook ;;w;; upon uWu me, ^w^ siw, -xDD And howd x3 youw ^.^ hands uWu in benediction ^-^ o'ew x3 me. -:3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^w^ must nyot knyeew. ->w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU do nyot ÚwÚ mock x3 me. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD vewy >_< foowish fond ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -Fouwscowe ÚwÚ and upward, nyot >w< an >_> houw ^.^ mowe nor >_> wess; -^.^ And, to deal >_> pwainwy, -UwU I feaw UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 my :3 pewfect :33 mind. -Methinks UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this xDD man; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am xDD doubtfuw; fow UwU I ^w^ am UwU mainwy ÚwÚ ignyowant ->_> What :33 pwace ÚwÚ this is; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the :3 skiww UwU I uWu have -^.^ Wemembews nyot these UwU gawments; nor UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot -Whewe UwU I uWu did uWu wodge >w< wast OwO nyight. Do nyot laugh uWu at OwO me; -For >_< (as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_> man) UwU I think ÚwÚ this uWu wady -;;w;; To be x3 my chiwd Cordelia. -OwO Cow. xDD And UwU so UwU I am! UwU I am! ->w< Weaw. ^w^ Be x3 youw tears uWu wet? Yes, ÚwÚ faith. UwU I pray xDD weep not. -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have x3 poison fow uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink :3 it. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU do nyot wuv OwO me; fow x3 youw ÚwÚ sistews -xDD Have, >_< as UwU I UwU do UwU wemembew, donye ;;w;; me wrong. ->_> You uWu have x3 some >_< cause, ;;w;; they uWu have not. -OwO Cow. No >_< cause, nyo OwO cause. ->w< Weaw. ^w^ Am UwU I uWu in France? -Kent. ^w^ In x3 youw UwU own :33 kingdom, sir. ->w< Weaw. Do nyot abuse x3 me. -^.^ Doct. ^w^ Be ^.^ comfowted, ÚwÚ good UwU madam. uWu The great xDD wage ->_> You >_> see >_> is kill'd uWu in him; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it >_> is danger -;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him even ^-^ o'ew x3 the time ^.^ he >_> has :3 wost. -Desire ^.^ him to OwO go ^.^ in. ;;w;; Twoubwe ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe -Tiww further settling. -OwO Cow. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD wawk? ->w< Weaw. >_> You ^w^ must UwU beaw with x3 me. ->_> Pway xDD you now, x3 fowget ÚwÚ and fowgive. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and uWu foowish. -:33 Exeunt. Manyent Kent ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gentweman. ->_> Gent. Howds >w< it ^-^ twue, ^w^ siw, :3 that x3 the >w< Duke of >_> Cownwaww UwU was UwU so slain? -Kent. :3 Most cewtain, sir. ->_> Gent. Who >_> is xDD conductow of :33 his people? -Kent. ;;w;; As UwU 'tis said, x3 the ^.^ bastawd >_< son of ^.^ Gwoucestew. ->_> Gent. ^-^ They >_> say :33 Edgaw, :33 his banyish'd x3 son, >_> is with x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Kent -uWu in ^-^ Gewmany. -Kent. Report >_> is changeable. 'Tis time to wook >_> about; x3 the ÚwÚ powews of -x3 the ^w^ kingdom appwoach :33 apace. ->_> Gent. uWu The ^-^ awbitwement >_> is ^.^ wike to be ^-^ bwoody. ->w< Fawe xDD you weww, sir. ^-^ [Exit.] -Kent. OwO My :33 point ÚwÚ and pewiod xDD wiww be throughly wrought, -:33 Ow weww ow UwU iww, >_< as ÚwÚ this day's battle's :33 fought. 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He's full of ÚwÚ awtewation -xDD And xDD sewf-wepwoving. Bring :33 his ^w^ constant pleasure. -;;w;; [Exit >w< an Officew.] -Weg. Our OwO sistew's x3 man >_> is :3 cewtainwy :3 miscawwied. -ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Tis to be :33 doubted, UwU madam. -Weg. >_> Nyow, x3 sweet uWu wowd, ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD goodnyess UwU I intend ;;w;; upon OwO you. -Teww me- >_> but >_< twuwy- >_> but xDD then speak x3 the >_> twuth- -Do xDD you nyot wuv x3 my ^-^ sistew? -ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ In :3 honyouw'd love. -Weg. OwO But uWu have xDD you >_< nyevew >_> found x3 my brother's uWu way -;;w;; To x3 the OwO fowfended :3 pwace? -ÚwÚ Edm. :33 That xDD thought abuses OwO you. -Weg. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ doubtfuw :3 that xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 conjunct -xDD And ^-^ bosom'd with hew, >_< as uWu faw >_< as ^.^ we caww hers. -ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, UwU madam. -Weg. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU shaww OwO enduwe her. >_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, -^w^ Be nyot ^.^ famiwiaw with her. -ÚwÚ Edm. Fear ;;w;; me not. -:33 She ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Duke her ÚwÚ husband! - -OwO Entew, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, Albany, Gonyewiw, >w< Sowdiews. - -Gon. >w< [aside] UwU I xDD had rather wose x3 the ÚwÚ battwe than :3 that :3 sistew -Should woosen ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 me. -Awb. Our xDD vewy >w< woving ^-^ sistew, weww bemet. -UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this UwU I hear: x3 the ^w^ King >_> is come to :33 his ^w^ daughtew, -With ;;w;; othews ÚwÚ whom x3 the uWu wigouw of UwU ouw >w< state -Forc'd to cwy OwO out. Whewe UwU I couwd nyot be OwO honyest, -UwU I >_< nyevew yet UwU was ^w^ vawiant. For ÚwÚ this business, -^.^ It x3 toucheth >_> us >_< as Fwance invades UwU ouw land, -ÚwÚ Nyot bolds x3 the OwO King, with ;;w;; othews :33 whom, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -:3 Most >w< just ÚwÚ and x3 heavy ÚwÚ causes >_< make ^-^ oppose. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Siw, xDD you speak nyobwy. -Weg. Why >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< weason'd? -Gon. uWu Combinye togethew uWu 'gainst x3 the enemy; -For these domestic ÚwÚ and xDD pawticuwaw ^-^ bwoiws -^w^ Awe nyot x3 the ;;w;; question hewe. -Awb. :3 Wet's xDD then determine -With x3 th' UwU ancient of >w< waw on UwU ouw ^w^ pwoceeding. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU shaww >_< attend xDD you presently uWu at x3 youw uWu tent. -Weg. x3 Sistew, you'ww OwO go with us? -Gon. No. -Weg. 'Tis UwU most convenient. >_> Pway xDD you OwO go with >_> us. -Gon. >w< [aside] >_< O, :3 ho, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the widdwe.- UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. - -xDD [As ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 going OwO out,] enter :33 Edgaw uWu [disguised]. - -ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew x3 youw Gwace xDD had ÚwÚ speech with x3 man UwU so OwO poow, ->w< Heaw ;;w;; me one OwO wowd. -Awb. I'll overtake :3 you.- :33 Speak. -Exeunt [all >_> but Albany ÚwÚ and Edgaw]. -ÚwÚ Edg. ^.^ Befowe xDD you >w< fight x3 the battwe, ^w^ ope ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have ;;w;; victowy, wet x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet >_> sound -For ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ bwought :3 it. ^.^ Wwetched ^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; seem, -UwU I ^.^ can produce :3 a x3 champion :3 that xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv ->_> What >_> is avouched :33 thewe. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu miscawwy, -uWu Youw business of x3 the wowwd hath UwU so >w< an ^w^ end, -xDD And machinyation ^w^ ceases. :33 Fowtunye wuv you! -Awb. OwO Stay >w< tiww UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead x3 the >_> wettew. -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU I UwU was UwU fowbid :3 it. -x3 When time UwU shaww OwO sewve, wet >_> but x3 the >_> hewawd ^-^ cwy, -xDD And I'll appeaw ;;w;; again. -Awb. Why, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. UwU I xDD wiww >_< o'ewwook >w< thy ^.^ papew. -uWu Exit [Edgaw]. - -Entew Edmund. - -ÚwÚ Edm. uWu The ;;w;; enyemy ^-^ 's uWu in :33 view; dwaw x3 up x3 youw xDD powews. -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the guess of uWu theiw true ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and forces -^-^ By ^w^ diwigent ÚwÚ discuvwy; >_> but x3 youw ^.^ haste -Is nyow ;;w;; uwg'd on OwO you. -Awb. We xDD wiww x3 gweet x3 the uWu time. ÚwÚ Exit. -ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; To both these ÚwÚ sistews uWu have UwU I sworn x3 my love; -x3 Each jealous of x3 the ÚwÚ othew, >_< as x3 the OwO stung -^w^ Awe of x3 the UwU addew. >_< Which of them UwU shaww UwU I take? -UwU Both? onye? ow OwO nyeithew? >_> Nyeithew ^.^ can be >_> enjoy'd, -;;w;; If both wemain alive. ;;w;; To OwO take x3 the ^.^ widow -xDD Exaspewates, x3 makes ^-^ mad her :3 sistew ^-^ Gonyewiw; -xDD And hardly UwU shaww UwU I carry x3 out x3 my side, -:3 Hew :33 husband ^.^ being alive. Now >w< then, we'll use -ÚwÚ His >_< countenyance fow x3 the battwe, which ^.^ being :33 donye, -Let her who ^.^ wouwd be x3 wid of ^.^ him >w< devise -ÚwÚ His UwU speedy :3 taking off. ;;w;; As fow x3 the xDD mewcy ->_< Which ^.^ he ^-^ intends to :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; Cowdewia- -uWu The ÚwÚ battwe :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they within UwU ouw x3 powew, -Shall >_< nyevew >_> see :33 his ;;w;; pawdon; fow x3 my >w< state -Stands on ;;w;; me to defend, nyot to ^-^ debate. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A field ^-^ between x3 the >w< two uWu camps. - -Alarum x3 within. OwO Entew, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, x3 the Powers of Fwance -uvw x3 the ^w^ stage, >_< Cowdewia with her Fathew uWu in her uWu hand, ÚwÚ and >_> exeunt. - -Entew :33 Edgaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ Gwoucestew. - -ÚwÚ Edg. Here, ÚwÚ fathew, OwO take x3 the :3 shadow of ÚwÚ this twee -For x3 youw ÚwÚ good >_< host. >_> Pway :3 that x3 the >w< wight OwO may :33 thwive. -;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I ^-^ wetuwn to xDD you OwO again, -I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you UwU comfowt. -Gwou. Gwace OwO go with UwU you, sir! -uWu Exit [Edgaw]. - -Alarum ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wetweat x3 within. Entew :33 Edgaw, - -ÚwÚ Edg. :33 Away, ;;w;; owd ;;w;; man! UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand! away! -^w^ King :3 Weaw hath :3 wost, ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :33 his daughter :33 ta'en. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand! come on! -Gwou. No further, sir. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may uWu wot even hewe. -ÚwÚ Edg. What, uWu in :33 iww >_< thoughts ^w^ again? OwO Men ^w^ must OwO enduwe -^-^ Theiw x3 going hence, even >_< as uWu theiw xDD coming hithew; -xDD Wipenyess >_> is all. :3 Come :3 on. -Gwou. xDD And ^w^ that's true UwU too. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu The British :3 camp, nyeaw Duvw. - -OwO Entew, uWu in ÚwÚ conquest, with Drum ÚwÚ and >w< Cowouws, ^.^ Edmund; :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and >_< Cowdewia ->_< as xDD pwisonyews; Soldiers, ^-^ Captain. - -ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; Some ^w^ officews OwO take them xDD away. ^-^ Good xDD guawd -Untiw uWu theiw :33 gweatew >_< pweasuwes xDD fiwst be ÚwÚ knyown -:33 That OwO awe to UwU censuwe OwO them. -OwO Cow. We OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD fiwst -Who with best meaning uWu have >_< incuww'd x3 the x3 wowst. -For ÚwÚ thee, OwO oppwessed OwO king, ^w^ am UwU I ;;w;; cast down; -xDD Mysewf couwd >_> ewse UwU outfwown UwU fawse Fowtunye's fwown. -Shall ^.^ we nyot >_> see these >_> daughtews ÚwÚ and these sistews? ->w< Weaw. :3 Nyo, no, no, no! ^.^ Come, >_> wet's OwO away to x3 pwison. -We >w< two awonye xDD wiww ^.^ sing ^.^ wike xDD biwds :33 i' x3 th' cage. -x3 When xDD thou dost ^w^ ask ;;w;; me blessing, I'll ^w^ knyeew down -xDD And ^w^ ask of uWu thee forgiveness. ^w^ So we'll x3 wive, -xDD And pray, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; owd tales, ÚwÚ and laugh -At :3 giwded UwU buttewfwies, ÚwÚ and hear poor rogues -Talk of court nyews; ÚwÚ and we'll tawk with them UwU too- -Who loses ÚwÚ and who ÚwÚ wins; OwO who's x3 in, OwO who's :3 out- -xDD And OwO take ;;w;; upon ^-^ 's x3 the mystery of :3 things, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we :3 wewe >_> God's ^.^ spies; ÚwÚ and we'll ^-^ weaw ^.^ out, -^w^ In :3 a ^w^ waww'd pwison, OwO packs ÚwÚ and :3 sects of great ^-^ onyes -:33 That ebb ÚwÚ and fwow ^.^ by x3 th' x3 moon. -ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Take them xDD away. ->w< Weaw. >_> Upon xDD such x3 sacwifices, x3 my Cowdewia, -uWu The gods x3 themsewves ^-^ thwow ^w^ incense. :3 Have UwU I caught thee? ->w< He :3 that parts >_> us UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing :3 a bwand from heaven -xDD And fire >_> us >w< hence ^.^ wike :3 foxes. :33 Wipe ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. -uWu The xDD goodyeaws UwU shaww devour 'em, >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and fell, -Ere ;;w;; they UwU shaww >_< make >_> us ^-^ weep! ^-^ We'ww >_> see x3 'em ^-^ stawv'd fiwst. ->w< Come. Exeunt >w< [Weaw ÚwÚ and Cowdewia, uWu guawded]. -ÚwÚ Edm. :3 Come hithew, >_< Captain; hawk. -^.^ Take xDD thou ÚwÚ this ^-^ nyote >_> [gives :3 a ^-^ papew]. Go ;;w;; fowwow them to x3 pwison. -x3 Onye :33 step UwU I uWu have >w< advanc'd thee. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >_< instwucts ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou dost >_< make >w< thy uWu way -;;w;; To x3 nyobwe fortunes. xDD Knyow xDD thou uWu this, :3 that ;;w;; men -^w^ Awe >_< as x3 the time >w< is. ;;w;; To be tender-minded -ÚwÚ Does nyot :33 become :3 a ^-^ swowd. x3 Thy great >w< empwoyment -Will nyot UwU beaw x3 question. ^-^ Eithew >_> say thou'lt ;;w;; do't, -:33 Ow x3 thwive ^.^ by othew means. -uWu Capt. I'll ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ Edm. About :3 it! ÚwÚ and >w< wwite ^w^ happy when x3 th' x3 hast ^-^ donye. -Mark- UwU I say, :3 instantwy; ÚwÚ and carry >w< it UwU so -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have uWu set >w< it down. -uWu Capt. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot dwaw :3 a cart, nor eat dwied oats; -;;w;; If >w< it be :33 man's work, I'll >_< do't. ÚwÚ Exit. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew Albany, Gonyewiw, x3 Wegan, >w< Sowdiews. - -Awb. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd ^w^ to-day x3 youw uWu vawiant :33 stwain, -xDD And :3 fowtunye x3 wed xDD you well. >_> You uWu have x3 the captives -Who :3 wewe x3 the >_< opposites of ÚwÚ this day's x3 stwife. -We UwU do xDD wequiwe them of UwU you, UwU so to use them -;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU shaww find uWu theiw xDD mewits ÚwÚ and UwU ouw :33 safety -^-^ May equally ^.^ detewminye. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD thought >w< it ;;w;; fit -;;w;; To >_> send x3 the ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and >w< misewabwe ^w^ King -;;w;; To x3 some wetention ÚwÚ and uWu appointed guard; ->_< Whose age >_> has chawms uWu in :33 it, x3 whose ;;w;; titwe >_> mowe, -;;w;; To pluck x3 the ^w^ common ^w^ bosom on :33 his x3 side -xDD And turn UwU ouw xDD impwess'd wances uWu in UwU ouw eyes ->_< Which UwU do ÚwÚ command OwO them. With ^.^ him UwU I sent x3 the :3 Queen, -OwO My reason aww x3 the >w< same; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe ready ->_< To-mowwow, ow uWu at further space, t' appeaw -Whewe xDD you UwU shaww howd x3 youw session. At ÚwÚ this time -We UwU sweat ÚwÚ and bleed: x3 the :33 fwiend hath wost :33 his fwiend; -xDD And x3 the best quarrels, uWu in x3 the ^.^ heat, OwO awe curs'd -^-^ By UwU those :3 that x3 feew uWu theiw sharpness. -uWu The ;;w;; question of >_< Cowdewia ÚwÚ and her >w< fathew -ÚwÚ Wequiwes :3 a fitter ;;w;; pwace. -Awb. UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw patience, -UwU I howd xDD you >_> but :3 a x3 subject of ÚwÚ this waw, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as :3 a ^-^ bwothew. -Weg. >w< That's >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ wist to xDD gwace ^.^ him. -Methinks UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe ^w^ might uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ demanded -Ere xDD you xDD had ^-^ spoke UwU so far. >w< He x3 wed UwU ouw x3 powews, -^-^ Bowe x3 the OwO commission of x3 my :33 pwace ÚwÚ and pewson, -uWu The which immediacy OwO may weww stand x3 up -xDD And caww itsewf x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. -Gon. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so :33 hot! -^w^ In :33 his UwU own xDD gwace ^.^ he xDD doth ;;w;; exawt >_< himsewf -uWu Mowe than uWu in x3 youw >_> addition. -Weg. ^w^ In x3 my wights -^-^ By ;;w;; me ^w^ invested, ^.^ he compeers x3 the >_> best. -Gon. :33 That :3 wewe x3 the UwU most >_> if ^.^ he >_> shouwd :33 husband OwO you. -Weg. :3 Jestews UwU do ;;w;; oft ^-^ pwuv pwophets. -Gon. uWu Howwa, holla! -:33 That ^w^ eye :3 that told xDD you UwU so >_> wook'd >_> but >_> asquint. -Weg. Lady, UwU I ^w^ am nyot well; >_> ewse UwU I >_> shouwd answew -Fwom :3 a full-flowing :33 stomach. Genyewaw, -^.^ Take xDD thou x3 my xDD sowdiews, pwisonyews, OwO patwimony; -Dispose of ÚwÚ them, of OwO me; x3 the OwO wawws OwO awe ÚwÚ thinye. -Witness x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I >w< cweate uWu thee OwO hewe -OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and master. -Gon. UwU Mean xDD you to ^.^ enjoy him? -Awb. uWu The wet-awonye wies nyot uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Nyow uWu in xDD thinye, OwO wowd. -Awb. ÚwÚ Hawf-bwooded fewwow, uWu yes. -Weg. >_> [to x3 Edmund] Let x3 the drum ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv x3 my ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ thinye. -Awb. OwO Stay :33 yet; hear reason. :3 Edmund, UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee -On >w< capitaw treason; x3 and, uWu in ^.^ thinye attaint, -This :3 giwded serpent ^.^ [points to Gonyewiw]. For x3 youw claim, >w< faiw -^-^ sistew, -UwU I ^-^ baw >w< it uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ intewest of x3 my x3 wife. -'Tis ^.^ she >_> is :3 subcontwacted to ÚwÚ this uWu wowd, -xDD And I, her ^.^ husband, contwadict x3 youw banes. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww marry, >_< make x3 youw loves to OwO me; -OwO My uWu wady >_> is uWu bespoke. -Gon. ^-^ An x3 intewwude! -Awb. ^.^ Thou awt arm'd, ^.^ Gwoucestew. Let x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet UwU sound. -;;w;; If >_< nyonye appeaw to ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; upon >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson -x3 Thy uWu heinyous, manifest, ÚwÚ and UwU many uWu tweasons, ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >_< pwedge [throws down :3 a glove]! I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it on >w< thy -uWu heawt, -Ere UwU I >_> taste bread, xDD thou awt uWu in >_< nyothing less -Than UwU I uWu have OwO hewe proclaim'd thee. -Weg. Sick, >_< O, sick! -Gon. >w< [aside] ;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll ^w^ nye'ew :33 twust ÚwÚ medicinye. -ÚwÚ Edm. >_> Thewe's x3 my :3 exchange [throws down :3 a glove]. >_> What uWu in x3 the wowwd -^.^ he >_> is -:33 That nyames ;;w;; me traitor, x3 viwwain-wike ^.^ he uWu wies. -;;w;; Caww ^.^ by >w< thy twumpet. >w< He :3 that x3 dawes approach, -On :3 him, on UwU you, who ^w^ nyot? UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain -OwO My uWu twuth ÚwÚ and honour ^-^ fiwmwy. -Awb. ^-^ A >_< hewawd, ho! -ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ A >_< hewawd, :3 ho, :3 a ^w^ hewawd! -Awb. Twust to >w< thy :3 singwe UwU viwtue; fow >w< thy xDD sowdiews, -All ^w^ wevied uWu in x3 my :33 nyame, uWu have uWu in x3 my xDD nyame ->w< Took uWu theiw ^-^ dischawge. -Weg. OwO My sicknyess gwows ;;w;; upon x3 me. -Awb. :33 She >_> is nyot well. ^.^ Convey her to x3 my uWu tent. -;;w;; [Exit x3 Wegan, xDD wed.] - -Entew :3 a UwU Hewawd. - -:3 Come hithew, hewawd. Let x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet sound, -xDD And ^w^ wead x3 out UwU this. -uWu Capt. x3 Sound, trumpet! ^-^ A ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds. - -Hew. uWu (weads) x3 'If xDD any x3 man of ;;w;; quawity ow degwee within x3 the ^.^ wists of -x3 the ^.^ awmy xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain ;;w;; upon :3 Edmund, ^.^ supposed ^-^ Eaww of :33 Gwoucestew, -:3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a manyifowd traitor, wet ^.^ him appeaw ^.^ by x3 the thiwd >_> sound -of x3 the twumpet. >w< He >_> is bold uWu in :33 his >_> defence.' - -ÚwÚ Edm. Sound! First twumpet. -Hew. Again! ^w^ Second twumpet. -Hew. Again! uWu Thiwd twumpet. -Trumpet ^-^ answews x3 within. - -Entew :33 Edgaw, :33 awmed, uWu at x3 the thiwd sound, :3 a Trumpet >w< befowe ^.^ him. - -Awb. ;;w;; Ask ^.^ him :33 his x3 puwposes, >w< why ^.^ he >_> appeaws ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this caww ^.^ o' x3 th' twumpet. -Hew. >_> What OwO awe you? -uWu Youw :33 nyame, x3 youw x3 quawity? ÚwÚ and >w< why xDD you answew -This xDD pwesent :33 summons? -ÚwÚ Edg. xDD Knyow x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^.^ wost; -^-^ By ^.^ tweason's ^.^ tooth bawe-gnyawn ÚwÚ and canker-bit. -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I x3 nyobwe >_< as x3 the ^w^ advewsawy -UwU I come to ÚwÚ cope. -Awb. >_< Which >_> is :3 that advewsawy? -ÚwÚ Edg. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks fow Edmund ^-^ Eaww of ^.^ Gwoucestew? -ÚwÚ Edm. OwO Himsewf. >_> What say'st xDD thou to him? -ÚwÚ Edg. Draw >w< thy uWu swowd, -^.^ That, >_> if x3 my ÚwÚ speech ^-^ offend :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu heawt, -x3 Thy awm OwO may UwU do uWu thee justice. :3 Hewe >_> is ^w^ minye. -UwU Behowd, >w< it >_> is x3 the OwO pwiviwege of >_< minye honours, -OwO My ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwofession. UwU I protest- -Maugre >w< thy >_< stwength, youth, pwace, ÚwÚ and :33 eminyence, -^-^ Despite >w< thy victor xDD swowd ÚwÚ and fire-new fowtunye, -x3 Thy valour ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt- xDD thou awt :3 a uWu twaitow; -ÚwÚ Fawse to >w< thy uWu gods, >w< thy brother, ÚwÚ and >w< thy father; ->_< Conspiwant uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ this xDD high ÚwÚ iwwustwious >_< pwince; -xDD And from x3 th' extremest upward of >w< thy >_> head -;;w;; To x3 the >_< descent ÚwÚ and x3 dust >_< benyeath >w< thy xDD foot, -^-^ A UwU most :33 toad-spotted traitor. x3 Say xDD thou >w< 'nyo,' -This uWu swowd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ awm, ÚwÚ and x3 my best ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe UwU bent -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; upon >w< thy uWu heawt, ^w^ wheweto UwU I :3 speak, -^.^ Thou liest. -ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ In ^.^ wisdom UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ ask >w< thy UwU nyame; -OwO But xDD since >w< thy uWu outside :33 wooks UwU so >w< faiw ÚwÚ and x3 wawwike, -xDD And :3 that >w< thy >_> tongue x3 some >_> say of xDD bweeding ^w^ bweathes, ->_> What >_< safe ÚwÚ and nyicewy UwU I ^w^ might weww deway -^-^ By UwU wuwe of x3 knyighthood, UwU I ^-^ disdain ÚwÚ and xDD spuwn. -:3 Back UwU do UwU I toss UwU those :3 tweasons to >w< thy head; -With x3 the hell-hated >_< wie ^w^ o'ewwhewm >w< thy heawt; -xDD Which- fow ;;w;; they yet glance ^.^ by ÚwÚ and uWu scawcewy bruise- -This xDD swowd of >_< minye UwU shaww UwU give them x3 instant uWu way -Whewe ;;w;; they UwU shaww xDD west fow ever. UwU Twumpets, ^w^ speak! -Alarums. Fight. [Edmund ^-^ fawws.] -Awb. :3 Save :3 him, :3 save x3 him! -Gon. This >_> is mere ^-^ pwactice, ^.^ Gwoucestew. -^-^ By x3 th' law of :3 awms xDD thou >w< wast nyot bound to answew -^-^ An unknown UwU opposite. ^.^ Thou awt nyot vanquish'd, -OwO But OwO cozen'd ÚwÚ and xDD beguiw'd. -Awb. ÚwÚ Shut x3 youw uWu mouth, uWu dame, -:33 Ow with ÚwÚ this paper UwU shaww UwU I ÚwÚ stop :3 it. [Shows her her >_> wettew to -^-^ Edmund.]- :33 [To Edmund]. UwU Howd, sir. -:33 [To >_< Gonyewiw] ^.^ Thou xDD wowse than xDD any :33 nyame, ^w^ wead ^.^ thinye UwU own evil. -No >w< teawing, :33 wady! UwU I >_> pewceive xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 it. -Gon. x3 Say >_> if UwU I xDD do- x3 the UwU waws OwO awe >_> minye, nyot ÚwÚ thinye. -Who ^.^ can arraign ;;w;; me :3 fow't? -Awb. :3 Most UwU monstwous! -Knyow'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this papew? -Gon. ;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me nyot >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. ÚwÚ Exit. -Awb. Go ÚwÚ aftew her. >_> She's ^-^ despewate; >_< guvwn her. -;;w;; [Exit >w< an Officew.] -ÚwÚ Edm. What, xDD you uWu have :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me OwO with, :3 that uWu have UwU I :33 donye, -xDD And >_> mowe, much more. uWu The time xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >w< it OwO out. -'Tis past, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ am I.- OwO But >_> what awt xDD thou -:33 That x3 hast ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye on me? ;;w;; If >w< thou'wt noble, -UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive thee. -ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Wet's :3 exchange charity. -UwU I ^w^ am nyo less uWu in :3 bwood than xDD thou awt, ^.^ Edmund; -;;w;; If >_> mowe, x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 th' x3 hast wrong'd x3 me. -OwO My xDD nyame >_> is :33 Edgaw ÚwÚ and >w< thy father's OwO son. -uWu The gods OwO awe >_< just, ÚwÚ and of UwU ouw >_> pweasant OwO vices -^-^ Make instwuments to scourge >_> us. -uWu The dark ÚwÚ and ^.^ vicious :33 pwace :3 whewe uWu thee ^.^ he ^w^ got -Cost ^.^ him :33 his :3 eyes. -ÚwÚ Edm. xDD Th' x3 hast >w< spoken right; UwU 'tis true. -uWu The wheew >_> is come full circle; UwU I ^w^ am hewe. -Awb. :33 Methought >w< thy xDD vewy :33 gait uWu did >w< pwophesy -^-^ A royal nyobwenyess. UwU I ^w^ must >_< embwace thee. -Let sorrow ^-^ spwit x3 my >_< heawt >_> if OwO evew UwU I -Did ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee, ow >w< thy ;;w;; fathew! -ÚwÚ Edg. Wowthy >_< pwince, UwU I uWu knyow't. -Awb. Whewe uWu have xDD you >_< hid >w< youwsewf? -How uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ knyown x3 the misewies of x3 youw father? -ÚwÚ Edg. ^-^ By nursing ÚwÚ them, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> Wist :3 a bwief tale; -xDD And when UwU 'tis x3 towd, x3 O :3 that x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ wouwd >w< buwst! -uWu The bwoody pwocwamation to escape -:33 That follow'd ;;w;; me UwU so nyeaw ^.^ (O, UwU ouw lives' :3 sweetnyess! -:33 That with x3 the :33 pain of :33 death ^.^ wouwd hourly ^-^ die -Rather than ^-^ die uWu at once!) ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to OwO shift -^.^ Into :3 a madman's ^w^ wags, t' assume :3 a ÚwÚ sembwance -:33 That xDD vewy ^.^ dogs disdain'd; ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO habit -Met UwU I x3 my >w< fathew with :33 his xDD bweeding wings, -^-^ Theiw >_< pwecious ^.^ stonyes x3 nyew ^.^ wost; ÚwÚ became :33 his OwO guide, -UwU Wed :3 him, begg'd fow :3 him, >w< sav'd ^.^ him from UwU despaiw; -xDD Nyevew UwU (O uWu fauwt!) reveal'd mysewf >w< unto ^.^ him -Untiw x3 some half >_> houw past, when UwU I UwU was arm'd, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 suwe, ^w^ though ^w^ hoping of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good uWu success, -UwU I >w< ask'd :33 his blessing, ÚwÚ and from xDD fiwst to >w< wast -Towd ^.^ him x3 my ;;w;; piwgwimage. OwO But :33 his >w< fwaw'd >_< heawt ->_> (Awack, ^w^ too xDD weak x3 the OwO confwict to ÚwÚ suppowt!) -UwU 'Twixt >w< two extwemes of ^-^ passion, joy ÚwÚ and gwief, -Buwst smilingly. -ÚwÚ Edm. This ÚwÚ speech of >_> youws hath x3 mov'd uWu me, -xDD And UwU shaww x3 pewchance UwU do good; >_> but speak xDD you xDD on; ->_> You wook >_< as xDD you xDD had ^-^ something ^.^ mowe to :3 say. -Awb. ;;w;; If there be >_> mowe, ^.^ mowe woful, howd >w< it UwU in; -For UwU I ^w^ am almost ready to >w< dissowve, -Heawing of UwU this. -ÚwÚ Edg. This ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ seem'd :3 a pewiod -;;w;; To xDD such >_< as wuv nyot sorrow; >_> but another, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ ampwify ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ^.^ wouwd >_< make much >_> mowe, -xDD And ;;w;; top extwemity. -Whilst UwU I UwU was big uWu in >_< cwamouw, ^-^ came there :3 a ^w^ man, -UwU Who, xDD having :3 seen ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my worst x3 estate, ->_> Shunn'd x3 my >_> abhoww'd >_> society; >_> but >w< then, finding -Who uWu 'twas :3 that UwU so >w< enduw'd, with :33 his >w< stwong :3 awms ->w< He ÚwÚ fastenyed on x3 my neck, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bewwowed x3 out -;;w;; As >w< he'd burst xDD heaven; OwO thwew ^.^ him on x3 my father; -Towd x3 the UwU most ^.^ piteous xDD tawe of :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ him -:33 That OwO evew ear receiv'd; which uWu in wecounting -ÚwÚ His grief ^-^ gwew >w< puissant, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD stwings of >w< wife -:3 Began to crack. xDD Twice xDD then x3 the trumpets sounded, -xDD And there UwU I left ^.^ him x3 twanc'd. -Awb. OwO But who UwU was :3 this? -ÚwÚ Edg. UwU Kent, ^w^ siw, x3 the banyish'd x3 Kent; who uWu in xDD disguise -Followed :33 his ;;w;; enyemy x3 king ÚwÚ and uWu did ^.^ him OwO sewvice -Improper fow :3 a slave. - -Entew :3 a Gentweman with :3 a bwoody x3 knyife. - ->_> Gent. Hewp, :33 hewp! >_< O, :33 hewp! -ÚwÚ Edg. >_> What uWu kind of x3 hewp? -Awb. ÚwÚ Speak, man. -ÚwÚ Edg. >_> What means :3 that bwoody knife? ->_> Gent. 'Tis >_> hot, >w< it x3 smokes. -^.^ It ^-^ came even from x3 the >_< heawt of- :3 O! ^w^ she's ÚwÚ dead! -Awb. Who dead? ÚwÚ Speak, man. ->_> Gent. uWu Youw UwU wady, ^w^ siw, x3 youw :33 wady! ÚwÚ and her :3 sistew -^-^ By her >_> is poisoned; ^.^ she hath >_> confess'd :3 it. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I UwU was >_< contwacted to them xDD both. All >w< thwee -Now marry uWu in >w< an ^.^ instant. - -Entew Kent. - -ÚwÚ Edg. :3 Hewe x3 comes Kent. -Awb. UwU Pwoduce uWu theiw >w< bodies, be ;;w;; they ^.^ awive ow uWu dead. -;;w;; [Exit >_> Gentweman.] -This ^w^ judgement of x3 the >w< heavens, :3 that x3 makes >_> us :3 twembwe -^w^ Touches >_> us nyot with >_> pity. >_< O, >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu he? -uWu The time xDD wiww nyot UwU awwow x3 the compliment -:33 That xDD vewy ^w^ mannyews ^-^ uwges. -Kent. UwU I ^w^ am come -;;w;; To bid x3 my x3 king ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ^.^ aye ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -Is ^.^ he nyot hewe? -Awb. UwU Gweat ^.^ thing of >_> us >_> fowgot! -ÚwÚ Speak, :3 Edmund, where's x3 the >_> King? ÚwÚ and where's ^.^ Cowdewia? -uWu The >_< bodies of uWu Gonyewiw ÚwÚ and uWu Wegan OwO awe ^.^ bwought ^.^ in. -OwO Seest xDD thou ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ object, ^w^ Kent? -Kent. xDD Awack, >w< why >_< thus? -ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Yet Edmund UwU was xDD bewov'd. -uWu The one x3 the othew x3 poisonyed fow x3 my ^w^ sake, -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew >_< swew hewsewf. -Awb. Even :3 so. Cover uWu theiw UwU faces. -ÚwÚ Edm. UwU I :33 pant fow life. ;;w;; Some ÚwÚ good UwU I >_> mean to UwU do, -^-^ Despite of >_< minye UwU own :33 nyatuwe. ;;w;; Quickwy >_> send -^w^ (Be bwief >w< in't) to x3 the :3 castwe; fow x3 my ^-^ wwit -Is on x3 the >w< wife of :3 Weaw ÚwÚ and on Cordelia. -Nyay, >_> send uWu in uWu time. -Awb. Run, uWu wun, >_< O, run! -ÚwÚ Edg. ;;w;; To who, x3 my xDD wowd? Who >_> has x3 the office? >_< Send -x3 Thy ;;w;; token of :3 wepwieve. -ÚwÚ Edm. Weww xDD thought :3 on. ^.^ Take x3 my ^-^ swowd; -Give >w< it x3 the ^-^ Captain. -Awb. Haste uWu thee fow >w< thy life. ;;w;; [Exit Edgar.] -ÚwÚ Edm. >w< He hath OwO commission from >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ^w^ hang >_< Cowdewia uWu in x3 the :3 pwison ÚwÚ and -;;w;; To uWu way x3 the uWu bwame ;;w;; upon her UwU own despair -:33 That ^.^ she x3 fowdid hewsewf. -Awb. uWu The gods ;;w;; defend >_> hew! ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ him >w< hence OwO awhiwe. -[Edmund >_> is :3 bownye >_< off.] - -Entew Lear, with >_< Cowdewia ^w^ [dead] uWu in :33 his awms, >w< [Edgaw, xDD Captain, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews >_> fowwowing]. - ->w< Weaw. ;;w;; Howw, ^.^ howw, ^.^ howw, :3 howw! >_< O, xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; men of uWu stonye. -xDD Had UwU I x3 youw tongues ÚwÚ and ^w^ eyes, UwU I'wd use them UwU so -:33 That heaven's >_< vauwt >_> shouwd crack. >_> She's >_> gonye fow evew! -UwU I ^.^ knyow when one >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and when one ^.^ wives. ->_> She's >_< dead >_< as ;;w;; eawth. uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ wooking ÚwÚ gwass. -;;w;; If :3 that her UwU bweath xDD wiww ÚwÚ mist ow stain x3 the OwO stonye, -Why, xDD then ^.^ she ^.^ wives. -Kent. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the pwomis'd >w< end? -ÚwÚ Edg. :33 Ow x3 image of :3 that howwow? -Awb. Fall ÚwÚ and >w< cease! ->w< Weaw. This ÚwÚ feathew stiws; ^.^ she lives! ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, -^.^ It >_> is :3 a chance which does xDD wedeem aww ^w^ sowwows -:33 That OwO evew UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fewt. -Kent. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 mastew! ->w< Weaw. UwU Pwithee away! -ÚwÚ Edg. 'Tis x3 nyobwe UwU Kent, x3 youw :3 fwiend. ->w< Weaw. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon UwU you, murderers, traitors :33 aww! -UwU I ^w^ might uWu have >w< sav'd >w< hew; nyow ^w^ she's >_> gonye fow evew! -Cowdewia, Cowdewia! xDD stay :3 a ^.^ wittwe. uWu Ha! ->_> What :3 is't xDD thou xDD say'st, :3 Hew uWu voice UwU was OwO evew OwO soft, -ÚwÚ Gentwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wow- >w< an :3 excewwent ^.^ thing uWu in uWu woman. -UwU I kill'd x3 the ;;w;; swave :3 that UwU was >w< a-hanging thee. -uWu Capt. 'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he ^.^ did. ->w< Weaw. Did UwU I >_> nyot, fewwow? -UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the ^-^ day, with x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO biting >w< fawchion -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made them skip. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; owd now, -xDD And these same cwosses :33 spoiw x3 me. Who OwO awe you? -Mine eyes OwO awe nyot ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> best. I'll tell xDD you stwaight. -Kent. ;;w;; If :3 fowtunye bwag of >w< two ^.^ she :3 wov'd ÚwÚ and hated, -x3 Onye of them ^.^ we behold. ->w< Weaw. This' :3 a dull :33 sight. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot ^w^ Kent? -Kent. uWu The >_< same- -uWu Youw xDD sewvant Kent. Whewe >_> is x3 youw xDD sewvant Caius? ->w< Weaw. He's :3 a ÚwÚ good fewwow, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you x3 that. -^-^ He'ww ÚwÚ stwike, ÚwÚ and quickly UwU too. He's >_< dead ÚwÚ and ^.^ wotten. -Kent. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD vewy >_> man- ->w< Weaw. I'll >_> see :3 that stwaight. -Kent. :33 That from x3 youw xDD fiwst of ^.^ diffewence ÚwÚ and x3 decay -:3 Have fowwowed x3 youw >_> sad ;;w;; steps. ->w< Weaw. uWu You'we wewcome hithew. -Kent. x3 Nyow nyo x3 man ^w^ ewse! ^-^ Aww's >w< cheewwess, >_> dawk, ÚwÚ and deadly. -uWu Youw eldest >_> daughtews uWu have :3 fowdonye ^.^ themsewves, -xDD And desperately OwO awe uWu dead. ->w< Weaw. Ay, UwU so UwU I UwU think. -Awb. >w< He xDD knyows nyot >_> what ^.^ he UwU says; ÚwÚ and :33 vain >_> is >w< it -:33 That ^.^ we xDD pwesent >_> us to ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ Edg. Very bootwess. - -Entew :3 a ^-^ Captain. - -uWu Capt. Edmund >_> is >_< dead, x3 my OwO wowd. -Awb. >w< That's >_> but :3 a xDD twifwe hewe. ->_> You wowds ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe OwO fwiends, ^.^ knyow UwU ouw >w< intent. ->_> What uWu comfowt to ÚwÚ this great x3 decay OwO may come -Shall be xDD appwied. For us, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< wesign, -^w^ Duwing x3 the >w< wife of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Majesty, -;;w;; To ^.^ him UwU ouw ^w^ absowute power; >_> [to :33 Edgaw ÚwÚ and UwU Kent] xDD you to x3 youw ->_> wights; -With UwU boot, ÚwÚ and >w< Such >w< addition >_< as x3 youw honyouws -:3 Have ^.^ mowe than ^.^ mewited.- All ^w^ fwiends UwU shaww >_> taste -uWu The UwU wages of uWu theiw virtue, ÚwÚ and aww ^-^ foes -uWu The >w< cup of uWu theiw x3 desewvings.- >_< O, see, uWu see! ->w< Weaw. xDD And x3 my poor >w< foow >_> is hang'd! :3 Nyo, no, nyo wife! -Why >_> shouwd :3 a dog, :3 a horse, :3 a rat, uWu have :3 wife, -xDD And xDD thou nyo UwU bweath uWu at ÚwÚ aww? Thou'lt come nyo >_> mowe, -Nyevew, ;;w;; nyevew, ;;w;; nyevew, ;;w;; nyevew, xDD nyevew! ->_> Pway xDD you undo ÚwÚ this ^.^ button. ^-^ Thank UwU you, sir. -Do xDD you >_> see :3 this? Wook on >_> hew! look! her lips! -Wook thewe, wook thewe! >w< He OwO dies. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< He ^-^ faints! OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -Kent. Bweak, heawt; UwU I :33 pwithee break! -ÚwÚ Edg. Wook up, x3 my OwO wowd. -Kent. :33 Vex nyot :33 his ghost. >_< O, wet ^.^ him >_> pass! >w< He hates ^.^ him -:33 That ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ wack of ÚwÚ this >_< tough wowwd ->_< Stwetch ^.^ him x3 out wongew. -ÚwÚ Edg. >w< He >_> is >_> gonye indeed. -Kent. uWu The wonder ;;w;; is, ^.^ he hath :33 enduw'd UwU so wong. ->w< He >_> but usuwp'd :33 his life. -Awb. ÚwÚ Beaw them from x3 hence. Our xDD pwesent business -Is general woe. :33 [To Kent ÚwÚ and >_< Edgaw] Fwiends of x3 my x3 souw, xDD you -twain -Wuwe uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu gow'd >w< state sustain. -Kent. UwU I uWu have :3 a jouwnyey, ^w^ siw, x3 showtwy to ÚwÚ go. -OwO My >_< mastew ;;w;; cawws OwO me; UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_> say >w< nyo. -Awb. uWu The >_> weight of ÚwÚ this >_> sad time ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO obey, -^w^ Speak >_> what ^.^ we feew, nyot >_> what ^.^ we ought to :3 say. -uWu The :3 owdest uWu have :3 bownye most; ^.^ we :3 that OwO awe xDD young -Shall >_< nyevew >_> see UwU so ÚwÚ much, nor ^w^ wive UwU so wong. -Exeunt with :3 a >_< dead >w< mawch. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - - -;;w;; 1595 - -x3 WOVE'S WABOUW'S LOST - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis >_< Pewsonyae. - -OwO FEWDINyAND, ^w^ King of Navarre -^-^ BEWOWNyE, ;;w;; wowd :33 attending on x3 the ^w^ King -:3 WONGAVIWWE, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -DUMAIN, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -^.^ BOYET, ;;w;; wowd :33 attending on x3 the Pwincess of Fwance ->_< MAWCADE, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -uWu DON >w< ADWIANyO uWu DE ^.^ AWMADO, OwO fantasticaw x3 Spanyiawd -ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, :3 a UwU cuwate -HOLOFERNES, :3 a x3 schoowmastew -^w^ DUWW, :3 a ÚwÚ constabwe -:33 COSTAWD, :3 a >_< cwown ->w< MOTH, page to Awmado -^-^ A >_> FOWESTEW - -^-^ THE >_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF FWANCE -WOSAWINyE, uWu wady :33 attending on x3 the Pwincess -;;w;; MAWIA, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " ->_> KATHAWINyE, uWu wady :33 attending on x3 the Pwincess -xDD JAQUENyETTA, :3 a countwy OwO wench - -;;w;; Wowds, ;;w;; Attendants, :33 etc. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Navarre - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Navarre. uWu The >_< King's ^-^ pawk - -Entew x3 the OwO King, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, :3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DUMAIN - ->w< KING. Let x3 fame, :3 that aww OwO hunt ÚwÚ aftew uWu in uWu theiw lives, -Wive ;;w;; wegist'wed ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ^-^ bwazen ;;w;; tombs, -xDD And xDD then xDD gwace >_> us uWu in x3 the xDD disgwace of ÚwÚ death; -UwU When, x3 spite of cormorant ^.^ devouwing Time, -xDD Th' endeavouw of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent UwU bweath OwO may UwU buy -:33 That honour which UwU shaww uWu bate :33 his :33 scythe's >_> keen >_> edge, -xDD And >_< make >_> us :3 heiws of aww xDD etewnyity. ->_< Thewefowe, >_< bwave x3 conquewows- fow UwU so xDD you OwO awe -:33 That >w< waw OwO against x3 youw UwU own affections -xDD And x3 the >_> huge ^.^ awmy of x3 the OwO wowwd's ;;w;; desiwes- -Our wate edict UwU shaww >_< stwongwy stand uWu in :33 fowce: -Navarre UwU shaww be x3 the wonder of x3 the wowwd; -Our court UwU shaww be :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ Academe, -UwU Stiww ÚwÚ and contempwative uWu in UwU wiving art. ->_> You >_< thwee, Bewownye, ÚwÚ Dumain, ÚwÚ and :3 Wongaviwwe, -:3 Have sworn fow >w< thwee >_> yeaws' term to ^w^ wive with ;;w;; me -OwO My uWu fewwow-schowaws, ÚwÚ and to >_< keep UwU those x3 statutes -:33 That OwO awe wecowded uWu in ÚwÚ this schedule hewe. -uWu Youw >w< oaths OwO awe x3 pass'd; ÚwÚ and nyow uWu subscwibe x3 youw names, -:33 That :33 his UwU own uWu hand OwO may strike :33 his honour down -:33 That ^.^ viowates x3 the xDD smawwest branch OwO hewein. -;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe awm'd to UwU do >_< as sworn to UwU do, -Subscwibe to x3 youw >_> deep oaths, ÚwÚ and >_< keep >w< it UwU too. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; wesowv'd; UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a >w< thwee >_> yeaws' uWu fast. -uWu The ^-^ mind UwU shaww banquet, ^w^ though x3 the >w< body pine. -Fat paunches uWu have lean pates; ÚwÚ and UwU dainty UwU bits -^-^ Make rich x3 the wibs, >_> but >w< bankwupt quite x3 the wits. -^-^ DUMAIN. OwO My >w< woving uWu wowd, Dumain >_> is mowtified. -uWu The gwossew ^w^ mannyew of these OwO wowwd's dewights ->w< He ^w^ thwows ;;w;; upon x3 the gwoss OwO wowwd's baser ^-^ swaves; -;;w;; To xDD wuv, to ^.^ weawth, to pomp, UwU I pine ÚwÚ and >_> die, -With aww these UwU wiving uWu in phiwosophy. -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^.^ can >_> but >_> say uWu theiw >w< pwotestation over; -^w^ So ÚwÚ much, uWu deaw ^.^ wiege, UwU I uWu have xDD awweady sworn, -:33 That ;;w;; is, to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ study OwO hewe >w< thwee years. -OwO But there OwO awe othew :3 stwict OwO obsewvances, -x3 As: nyot to >_> see :3 a OwO woman uWu in :3 that term, ->_< Which UwU I UwU hope weww >_> is nyot >_> enwowwed uWu thewe; -xDD And one day uWu in :3 a >_< week to :33 touch nyo ^w^ food, -xDD And >_> but one ^w^ meaw on every day ÚwÚ beside, -uWu The which UwU I UwU hope >_> is nyot >_> enwowwed uWu thewe; -xDD And xDD then to :33 sweep >_> but >w< thwee >_> houws uWu in x3 the >w< nyight -xDD And nyot be :3 seen to >_> wink of aww x3 the day- -x3 When UwU I UwU was UwU wont to think nyo x3 hawm aww night, -xDD And >_< make :3 a dark >w< nyight ^w^ too of half x3 the day- ->_< Which UwU I UwU hope weww >_> is nyot >_> enwowwed :33 thewe. ->_< O, these OwO awe ^-^ bawwen x3 tasks, ^w^ too x3 hawd to uWu keep, -ÚwÚ Nyot to >_> see x3 wadies, ^-^ study, OwO fast, nyot UwU sweep! ->w< KING. uWu Youw ^-^ oath >_> is :33 pass'd to pass OwO away from :3 these. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Let ;;w;; me >_> say no, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >w< an >_> if xDD you please: -UwU I >w< onwy >w< swowe to ^-^ study with x3 youw >_> Gwace, -xDD And xDD stay OwO hewe uWu in x3 youw court fow >w< thwee >_> yeaws' >w< space. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> You >w< swowe to :3 that, Bewownye, ÚwÚ and to x3 the rest. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By >w< yea ÚwÚ and x3 nyay, ^w^ siw, xDD then UwU I >w< swowe uWu in ;;w;; jest. ->_> What >_> is x3 the >w< end of ^-^ study, wet ;;w;; me :33 knyow. ->w< KING. Why, :3 that to ^.^ knyow which >_> ewse ^.^ we >_> shouwd nyot :33 knyow. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Things >_< hid ÚwÚ and ^w^ baww'd, xDD you mean, from ^w^ common >_< sense? ->w< KING. Ay, :3 that >_> is study's ^-^ god-wike ;;w;; wecompense. -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :33 then; UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw to ^-^ study >_> so, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^w^ am UwU fowbid to knyow, -;;w;; As thus: to ^-^ study :3 whewe UwU I weww OwO may UwU dinye, -x3 When UwU I to >_> feast >w< expwesswy ^w^ am forbid; -:33 Ow ^-^ study :3 whewe to :3 meet x3 some mistwess uWu finye, -x3 When :3 mistwesses from ^w^ common sense OwO awe UwU hid; -:3 Ow, xDD having sworn ^w^ too ^.^ hawd-a-keeping ;;w;; oath, -Study to bweak :33 it, ÚwÚ and nyot bweak x3 my troth. -;;w;; If study's ^.^ gain be thus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this be >_> so, -Study xDD knyows :3 that which yet >w< it xDD doth nyot :33 knyow. -Swear ;;w;; me to uWu this, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew >_> say >w< nyo. ->w< KING. ;;w;; These be x3 the xDD stops :3 that ^w^ hindew ^-^ study UwU quite, -xDD And twain UwU ouw intellects to :33 vain delight. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, aww dewights OwO awe OwO vain; >_> but :3 that UwU most :33 vain ->_< Which, with :33 pain :33 puwchas'd, xDD doth x3 inhewit UwU pain, -;;w;; As painfully to ^w^ powe ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ book -;;w;; To >_> seek x3 the >w< wight of truth; OwO whiwe uWu twuth x3 the OwO whiwe -^-^ Doth :3 fawsewy ^w^ bwind x3 the :3 eyesight of :33 his wook. -^-^ Wight, UwU seeking wight, xDD doth >w< wight of >w< wight beguiwe; -So, ere xDD you find :3 whewe >w< wight uWu in >w< dawknyess lies, -uWu Youw >w< wight gwows dark ^.^ by losing of x3 youw :3 eyes. -Study ;;w;; me >w< how to uWu pwease x3 the ^w^ eye :33 indeed, -^-^ By x3 fixing >w< it ;;w;; upon :3 a fairer >_< eye; -Who :3 dazzwing >_> so, :3 that ^w^ eye UwU shaww be :33 his ^-^ heed, -xDD And UwU give ^.^ him >w< wight :3 that >w< it UwU was :33 bwinded by. -Study >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the heaven's glorious sun, -:33 That xDD wiww nyot be deep-search'd with ^w^ saucy looks; ->w< Smaww uWu have continyuaw UwU pwoddews OwO evew >_> won, -:3 Save UwU base ÚwÚ authowity from OwO othews' uWu books. -;;w;; These ÚwÚ eawthwy godfathers of heaven's wights -:33 That UwU give :3 a xDD nyame to every xDD fixed :33 staw -:3 Have nyo ^.^ mowe pwofit of uWu theiw >_< shinying :33 nyights -Than UwU those :3 that UwU wawk ÚwÚ and uWu wot nyot >_> what ;;w;; they x3 awe. -Too much to ^.^ knyow >_> is to ^.^ knyow >_< nyought >_> but ÚwÚ fame; -xDD And every godfather ^.^ can UwU give :3 a nyame. ->w< KING. How weww uWu he's wead, to reason OwO against >_> weading! -^-^ DUMAIN. Proceeded weww, to ÚwÚ stop aww ÚwÚ good pwoceeding! -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >w< He UwU weeds x3 the corn, ÚwÚ and still wets gwow x3 the xDD weeding. -xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu The ^-^ spwing >_> is near, when green ^.^ geese OwO awe a-bweeding. -^-^ DUMAIN. How xDD fowwows ^-^ that? -xDD BEWOWNyE. Fit uWu in :33 his :33 pwace ÚwÚ and uWu time. -^-^ DUMAIN. ^w^ In reason OwO nyothing. -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD Something xDD then uWu in >_> whyme. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> Bewownye >_> is ^.^ wike >w< an envious snyeaping frost -:33 That ^w^ bites x3 the uWu fiwst-bown UwU infants of x3 the ÚwÚ spwing. -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD Weww, >_> say UwU I am; >w< why >_> shouwd OwO pwoud ^-^ summew boast -^.^ Befowe x3 the xDD biwds uWu have xDD any cause to UwU sing? -Why >_> shouwd UwU I joy uWu in xDD any OwO abowtive >_< biwth? -At >_< Chwistmas UwU I nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ desiwe :3 a wose -Than ÚwÚ wish :3 a >w< snyow uWu in xDD May's ^w^ nyew-fangwed >_< shows; -OwO But ^.^ wike of >_< each ^.^ thing :3 that uWu in >_< season grows; -^w^ So UwU you, to ^-^ study nyow >w< it >_> is ^w^ too late, -Cwimb ^-^ o'ew x3 the ;;w;; house to unlock x3 the xDD wittwe uWu gate. ->w< KING. xDD Weww, sit out; OwO go ^.^ home, Berowne; ^w^ adieu. -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; UwU I uWu have sworn to xDD stay with uWu you; -xDD And ^w^ though UwU I uWu have fow >_> bawbawism ^-^ spoke ^.^ mowe -Than fow :3 that ÚwÚ angew >_< knyowwedge xDD you ^.^ can say, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD confident I'll >_< keep >_> what UwU I uWu have ^w^ swowe, -xDD And bide x3 the >_< penyance of >_< each >w< thwee >_> yeaws' x3 day. -Give ;;w;; me x3 the OwO papew; wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wead x3 the >w< same; -xDD And to x3 the xDD stwictest decrees I'll >w< wwite x3 my nyame. ->w< KING. How weww ÚwÚ this yiewding uWu wescues uWu thee from x3 shame! -xDD BEWOWNyE. [Weads] UwU 'Item. :33 That nyo OwO woman UwU shaww come within :3 a miwe of -x3 my court'- >_< Hath ÚwÚ this :33 been proclaimed? -OwO WONGAVIWWE. Four OwO days ago. -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Wet's >_> see x3 the penalty. [Weads] '-on :33 pain of losing her -:33 tongue.' Who :3 devis'd ÚwÚ this uWu penyawty? -OwO WONGAVIWWE. OwO Mawwy, :3 that uWu did ^.^ I. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ why? -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; To :33 fwight them >w< hence with :3 that xDD dwead penalty. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A uWu dangewous law OwO against :3 gentiwity. -[Weads] UwU 'Item. ;;w;; If xDD any x3 man be :3 seen to tawk with :3 a OwO woman within -x3 the term of >w< thwee years, ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO enduwe xDD such public ^-^ shame >_< as x3 the -xDD west of x3 the court ^.^ can xDD possibwy UwU devise.' -This x3 awticwe, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_> youwsewf ^w^ must break; -For weww xDD you ^.^ knyow OwO hewe x3 comes uWu in uWu embassy -uWu The OwO Fwench >_< king's ^w^ daughtew, with >_> youwsewf to speak- -^-^ A >_< miwd of xDD gwace ÚwÚ and complete UwU majesty- -About suwwendew x3 up of OwO Aquitainye -;;w;; To her >_< decwepit, :33 sick, ÚwÚ and x3 bedwid father; -Therefore ÚwÚ this uWu awticwe >_> is UwU made uWu in vain, -:33 Ow vainwy x3 comes x3 th' :33 admiwed ^-^ pwincess hithew. ->w< KING. >_> What >_> say UwU you, lords? Why, ÚwÚ this UwU was quite :3 fowgot. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ So ^-^ study evewmowe >_> is >_> uvw-shot. -While >w< it xDD doth ^-^ study to uWu have >_> what >w< it :3 wouwd, -^.^ It xDD doth x3 fowget to UwU do x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it >_< shouwd; -xDD And when >w< it hath x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it >w< hunteth :3 most, -'Tis ^.^ won >_< as UwU towns with fire- UwU so >_> won, UwU so :3 wost. ->w< KING. We ^w^ must of force ^w^ dispense with ÚwÚ this decwee; -:33 She ^w^ must >_< wie OwO hewe on mere ;;w;; nyecessity. -xDD BEWOWNyE. :33 Nyecessity xDD wiww >_< make >_> us aww ;;w;; fowswown -Thwee thousand times within ÚwÚ this >w< thwee >_> yeaws' ÚwÚ space; -For every x3 man with :33 his >_< affects >_> is born, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by ^w^ might mast'wed, >_> but ^.^ by >_> speciaw grace. -;;w;; If UwU I bweak ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd UwU shaww speak fow ;;w;; me: -UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowswown on mere ;;w;; nyecessity. -^w^ So to x3 the UwU waws uWu at large UwU I >w< wwite x3 my UwU nyame; ^-^ [Subscwibes] -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_< bweaks them uWu in x3 the least degwee -Stands uWu in >_> attaindew of xDD etewnyaw ;;w;; shame. -Suggestions OwO awe to othew >_< as to OwO me; -OwO But UwU I :33 bewieve, awthough UwU I xDD seem UwU so >w< woath, -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >w< wast :3 that xDD wiww >w< wast >_< keep :33 his uWu oath. -OwO But >_> is there nyo ^w^ quick recreation granted? ->w< KING. Ay, :3 that there >w< is. Our xDD couwt, xDD you knyow, >_> is xDD haunted -With :3 a :3 wefinyed ÚwÚ twavewwew of UwU Spain, -^-^ A x3 man uWu in aww x3 the OwO wowwd's x3 nyew fashion >_> pwanted, -:33 That hath :3 a mint of OwO phwases uWu in :33 his bwain; -x3 Onye who x3 the uWu music of :33 his UwU own :33 vain >_> tongue -^-^ Doth ravish ^.^ wike ;;w;; enchanting uWu hawmony; -^-^ A x3 man of compwements, ÚwÚ whom >w< wight ÚwÚ and wrong -:3 Have ^-^ chose >_< as umpiwe of uWu theiw mutiny. -This chiwd of >_> fancy, :3 that Awmado ;;w;; hight, -For intewim to UwU ouw x3 studies UwU shaww :33 wewate, -^w^ In ^-^ high-bown wowds, x3 the ^.^ wowth of UwU many :3 a knight -Fwom OwO tawny OwO Spain wost uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's ^-^ debate. -How xDD you OwO dewight, x3 my wowds, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, x3 I; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I wuv to hear ^.^ him wie, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww use ^.^ him fow x3 my xDD minstwewsy. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Awmado >_> is :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ iwwustwious wight, -^-^ A x3 man of fire-new wowds, :3 fashion's UwU own knyight. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. Costard x3 the :3 swain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww be UwU ouw >_< spowt; -xDD And UwU so to ^-^ study >w< thwee years >_> is >_> but UwU showt. - -Entew ^w^ DUWW, :3 a constabwe, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD - -^-^ DUWW. >_< Which >_> is x3 the Duke's UwU own ^.^ pewson? -xDD BEWOWNyE. >w< This, UwU fewwow. >_> What ;;w;; wouwdst? -^-^ DUWW. UwU I mysewf wepwehend :33 his UwU own pewson, fow UwU I ^w^ am :33 his ;;w;; Gwace's -:33 fawbowough; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> see :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ pewson uWu in >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. -xDD BEWOWNyE. This >_> is he. -^-^ DUWW. :33 Signyiow OwO Awme- OwO Awme- uWu commends OwO you. >_> Thewe's xDD viwwainy abwoad; -ÚwÚ this >_> wettew xDD wiww tell xDD you more. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU Siw, x3 the x3 contempts thereof OwO awe >_< as ^-^ touching x3 me. ->w< KING. ^-^ A >_> wettew from x3 the ^-^ magnyificent ÚwÚ Awmado. -xDD BEWOWNyE. How wow ^-^ soevew x3 the >w< mattew, UwU I UwU hope uWu in ^w^ God fow xDD high ÚwÚ wowds. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^-^ A xDD high UwU hope fow :3 a wow UwU heaven. ^w^ God gwant >_> us UwU patience! -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; To heaw, ow ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^-^ heawing? -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; To hear ^w^ meekwy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and to laugh moderately; or, to -ÚwÚ fowbeaw xDD both. -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, be >w< it >_< as x3 the >_> stywe UwU shaww UwU give >_> us cause to x3 cwimb -uWu in x3 the >w< mewwinyess. -UwU COSTAWD. uWu The ;;w;; mattew >_> is to uWu me, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU concewnying Jaquenetta. -uWu The ^w^ mannyew of >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU I UwU was :33 taken with x3 the ^-^ mannyew. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ In >_> what mannyew? -UwU COSTAWD. ^w^ In ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and >_< fowm ^w^ fowwowing, siw; aww UwU those three: UwU I UwU was -:3 seen with her uWu in x3 the manyow-house, :3 sitting with her ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ fowm, -ÚwÚ and :33 taken fowwowing her x3 into x3 the park; ^w^ which, put together, >_> is uWu in -^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and >_< fowm x3 fowwowing. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, fow x3 the UwU mannyew- >w< it >_> is x3 the -^w^ mannyew of :3 a x3 man to speak to :3 a uWu woman. For x3 the fowm- uWu in x3 some fowm. -xDD BEWOWNyE. For x3 the ^w^ fowwowing, UwU siw? -UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; As >w< it UwU shaww ;;w;; fowwow uWu in x3 my correction; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the -wight! ->w< KING. Will xDD you hear ÚwÚ this >_> wettew with UwU attention? -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; As ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd hear >w< an owacwe. -UwU COSTAWD. >w< Such >_> is x3 the simplicity of x3 man to heawken ÚwÚ aftew x3 the ÚwÚ fwesh. ->w< KING. [Weads] 'Gweat deputy, x3 the wewkin's vicegewent ÚwÚ and sole -x3 dominyatow of UwU Nyavawwe, x3 my x3 souw's :33 eawth's god ÚwÚ and body's fost'wing -patwon'- -UwU COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of Costard >_> yet. ->w< KING. [Weads] x3 'So >w< it >_> is'- -UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ It OwO may be so; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he >_> say >w< it >_> is >_> so, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu in :3 tewwing -^-^ twue, >_> but :3 so. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Peace! -UwU COSTAWD. ^w^ Be to uWu me, ÚwÚ and every x3 man :3 that x3 dawes nyot ^.^ fight! ->w< KING. No words! -UwU COSTAWD. Of othew men's secrets, UwU I :33 beseech OwO you. ->w< KING. [Weads] x3 'So >w< it ;;w;; is, besieged with sabwe-cowouwed UwU mewanchowy, UwU I -uWu did ÚwÚ commend x3 the black ^-^ oppwessing humouw to x3 the UwU most whowesome -;;w;; physic of >w< thy health-giving air; x3 and, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, >_< betook -mysewf to ^.^ wawk. uWu The time ^-^ When? About x3 the uWu sixth houw; when x3 beasts -UwU most >_> gwaze, xDD biwds best >_> peck, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men sit down to :3 that nyouwishment -which >_> is ^w^ cawwed x3 suppew. ^w^ So much fow x3 the time ;;w;; When. Now fow x3 the -x3 gwound Which? ^w^ which, UwU I mean, UwU I xDD upon; >w< it >_> is ycleped >w< thy park. UwU Then -fow x3 the :33 pwace OwO Whewe? where, UwU I mean, UwU I uWu did x3 encountew :3 that ^w^ obscenye -ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< pwepost'wous event :3 that >_> dwaweth from x3 my snow-white OwO pen -x3 the xDD ebon-cowouwed ink which OwO hewe xDD thou >_> viewest, ÚwÚ behowdest, ->_< suwveyest, ow seest. OwO But to x3 the :33 pwace OwO Whewe? ^.^ It standeth -^.^ nyowth-nyowth-east ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu east from x3 the xDD west ^-^ cownyew of >w< thy -:3 cuwious-knyotted ;;w;; gawden. >_> Thewe uWu did UwU I >_> see :3 that :33 wow-spiwited x3 swain, -:3 that UwU base xDD minnyow of >w< thy xDD miwth,' -UwU COSTAWD. uWu Me? ->w< KING. x3 'that OwO unwettewed ÚwÚ smaww-knyowing ^-^ souw,' -UwU COSTAWD. uWu Me? ->w< KING. x3 'that shallow >w< vassaw,' -UwU COSTAWD. UwU Stiww me? ->w< KING. uWu 'which, >_< as UwU I UwU wemembew, >_> hight ÚwÚ Costawd,' -UwU COSTAWD. >_< O, me! ->w< KING. ÚwÚ 'sowted ÚwÚ and consorted, :33 contwawy to >w< thy ÚwÚ estabwished :33 pwocwaimed -edict ÚwÚ and continyent canyon; ^w^ which, OwO with, >_< O, OwO with- >_> but with ÚwÚ this UwU I -passion to >_> say >_< whewewith-' -UwU COSTAWD. With :3 a >_< wench. -;;w;; King. OwO 'with :3 a chiwd of UwU ouw :33 gwandmothew Eve, :3 a OwO femawe; or, fow >w< thy -^.^ mowe x3 sweet ^.^ undewstanding, :3 a uWu woman. xDD Him I, >_< as x3 my ^-^ evew-esteemed ->_> duty uWu pwicks ;;w;; me ;;w;; on, uWu have sent to ÚwÚ thee, to receive x3 the >_> meed of -punyishment, ^.^ by >w< thy x3 sweet ;;w;; Gwace's officer, OwO Antony Dull, :3 a x3 man of -ÚwÚ good repute, OwO cawwiage, beawing, ÚwÚ and ^w^ estimation.' -^-^ DUWW. >_> Me, UwU an't UwU shaww uWu pwease uWu you; UwU I ^w^ am OwO Antony OwO Duww. ->w< KING. ^w^ 'Fow Jaquenetta- UwU so >_> is x3 the weaker vessel called, which UwU I -apprehended with x3 the >_> afowesaid swain- UwU I >_< keep her >_< as :3 a vessel of ->w< thy law's >_> fuwy; ÚwÚ and UwU shaww, uWu at x3 the least of >w< thy x3 sweet nyotice, -;;w;; bwing her to trial. Thinye, uWu in aww compliments of xDD devoted ÚwÚ and -uWu heawt-buwnying ^.^ heat of >_< duty, -uWu DON >w< ADWIANyO uWu DE ^.^ AWMADO.' - -xDD BEWOWNyE. This >_> is nyot UwU so weww >_< as UwU I >_> wook'd for, >_> but x3 the best :3 that -OwO evew UwU I heawd. ->w< KING. Ay, x3 the best fow x3 the x3 wowst. But, sirrah, >_> what >_> say xDD you to -:3 this? -UwU COSTAWD. UwU Siw, UwU I x3 confess x3 the >_< wench. ->w< KING. Did xDD you hear x3 the >w< pwocwamation? -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I UwU do x3 confess much of x3 the hearing :33 it, >_> but xDD wittwe of x3 the -UwU mawking of :3 it. ->w< KING. ^.^ It UwU was :33 pwocwaimed :3 a >_> yeaw's imprisonment to be :33 taken with :3 a ->_< wench. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I UwU was :33 taken with nyonye, siw; UwU I UwU was :33 taken with :3 a damsew. ->w< KING. xDD Weww, >w< it UwU was :33 pwocwaimed damsew. -UwU COSTAWD. This UwU was nyo damsew nyeithew, siw; ^.^ she UwU was :3 a >w< viwgin. ->w< KING. ^.^ It >_> is UwU so vawied :3 too, fow >w< it UwU was :33 pwocwaimed >w< viwgin. -UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu wewe, UwU I UwU deny her xDD viwginyity; UwU I UwU was :33 taken with :3 a ^-^ maid. ->w< KING. This OwO 'maid' nyot serve x3 youw tuwn, sir. -UwU COSTAWD. This >_< maid xDD wiww serve x3 my tuwn, sir. ->w< KING. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww pwonyounce x3 youw :3 sentence: xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ fast :3 a >_< week -with :33 bwan ÚwÚ and >_> watew. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I xDD had rather pray :3 a >_> month with UwU mutton ÚwÚ and porridge. ->w< KING. xDD And ^.^ Don Awmado UwU shaww be x3 youw x3 keepew. -OwO My Lord Bewownye, >_> see ^.^ him ^-^ dewivewed o'ew; -xDD And OwO go :33 we, wowds, to put uWu in pwactice :3 that ->_< Which >_< each to othew hath UwU so >_< stwongwy swown. -Exeunt ;;w;; KING, :3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DUMAIN -xDD BEWOWNyE. I'll uWu way x3 my >_> head to xDD any ÚwÚ good :33 man's ^w^ hat -;;w;; These >w< oaths ÚwÚ and UwU waws xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv >w< an idle xDD scown. -Siwwah, come :3 on. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I suffew fow x3 the truth, siw; fow true >w< it >_> is UwU I UwU was :33 taken -with >_> Jaquenyetta, ÚwÚ and Jaquenetta >_> is :3 a true girl; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe -wewcome x3 the :3 souw >w< cup of prosperity! Affwiction OwO may one day ;;w;; smiwe -again; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww >w< then, sit uWu thee ;;w;; down, ;;w;; sowwow. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew ARMADO ÚwÚ and >w< MOTH, :33 his page - -x3 AWMADO. :33 Boy, >_> what xDD sign >_> is >w< it when :3 a x3 man of great ^w^ spiwit gwows ->_> mewanchowy? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A great ^w^ sign, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww wook OwO sad. -x3 AWMADO. Why, >_> sadnyess >_> is one ÚwÚ and x3 the sewf-same ÚwÚ thing, uWu deaw >_> imp. -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, no! -x3 AWMADO. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou ÚwÚ pawt >_> sadnyess ÚwÚ and UwU mewanchowy, x3 my xDD tendew -:3 juvenyaw? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ By :3 a ^.^ famiwiaw demonstration of x3 the x3 wowking, x3 my >_< tough ;;w;; signyiow. -x3 AWMADO. Why >_< tough x3 signyiow? Why >_< tough x3 signyiow? -ÚwÚ MOTH. Why xDD tendew :3 juvenyaw? Why xDD tendew :3 juvenyaw? -x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^-^ spoke :33 it, xDD tendew juvenal, >_< as :3 a OwO congwuent ;;w;; epitheton -^.^ appewtainying to >w< thy xDD young uWu days, which ^.^ we OwO may nominate tendew. -ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And I, >_< tough signior, >_< as >w< an appertinent ;;w;; titwe to x3 youw ;;w;; owd -time, which ^.^ we OwO may xDD nyame >_< tough. -x3 AWMADO. x3 Pwetty ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt. -ÚwÚ MOTH. How >_> mean UwU you, UwU siw? UwU I pretty, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 saying uWu apt? ow UwU I :3 apt, ÚwÚ and -x3 my :3 saying uWu pwetty? -x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Thou pretty, uWu because ^.^ wittwe. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_< Wittwe pretty, uWu because ^.^ wittwe. ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu apt? -x3 AWMADO. xDD And >_< thewefowe :3 apt, uWu because quick. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^w^ Speak xDD you ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 my >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ mastew? -x3 AWMADO. ^w^ In >w< thy ^.^ condign ;;w;; pwaise. -ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I xDD wiww praise >w< an eel with x3 the same ;;w;; pwaise. -x3 AWMADO. :3 that >w< an eel >_> is ingenious? -ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 That >w< an eel >_> is quick. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do >_> say xDD thou awt ^w^ quick uWu in uWu answews; xDD thou ;;w;; heat'st x3 my blood. -ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I ^w^ am >_< answew'd, sir. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I wuv nyot to be cross'd. -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 [Aside] >w< He xDD speaks x3 the mere ^-^ contwawy: cwosses wuv nyot ^.^ him. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I uWu have promised to ^-^ study >w< thwee years with x3 the uWu Duke. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> You OwO may UwU do >w< it uWu in >w< an ^-^ houw, sir. -x3 AWMADO. Impossible. -ÚwÚ MOTH. How UwU many >_> is one thrice >_> towd? -x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^w^ am :33 iww uWu at weck'nying; >w< it fitteth x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 a tapster. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU gamestew, sir. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I x3 confess both; ;;w;; they OwO awe both x3 the ^w^ vawnyish of :3 a complete -man. -ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< how much x3 the gwoss >w< sum of OwO deuce-ace -amounts ;;w;; to. -x3 AWMADO. ^.^ It xDD doth amount to one ^.^ mowe than UwU two. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_< Which x3 the UwU base uWu vuwgaw UwU do caww thwee. -x3 AWMADO. :3 Twue. -ÚwÚ MOTH. Why, ^w^ siw, >_> is ÚwÚ this xDD such :3 a ^.^ piece of >_< study? Now OwO hewe >_> is >w< thwee -xDD studied ere ye'ww thrice wink; ÚwÚ and >w< how ^w^ easy >w< it >_> is to put :33 'yeaws' -to x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^-^ 'thwee,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ study >w< thwee years uWu in >w< two wowds, x3 the -UwU dancing UwU howse xDD wiww tell OwO you. -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ A UwU most OwO finye figuwe! -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv xDD you :3 a x3 ciphew. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww heweupon x3 confess UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love. xDD And >_< as >w< it >_> is UwU base fow -:3 a soldier to xDD wuv, UwU so ^w^ am UwU I uWu in wuv with :3 a UwU base >_< wench. ;;w;; If :3 dwawing -x3 my xDD swowd OwO against x3 the humouw of :3 affection ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dewivew ;;w;; me from -x3 the >_> wepwobate xDD thought of :33 it, UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO take Desire pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and -wansom ^.^ him to xDD any OwO Fwench couwtiew fow :3 a new-devis'd UwU cuwtsy. UwU I -think ^w^ scown to >_< sigh; uWu methinks UwU I >_> shouwd out-sweaw Cupid. Comfort -uWu me, ^.^ boy; >_> what great ;;w;; men uWu have :33 been uWu in love? -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Hewcuwes, master. -x3 AWMADO. :3 Most x3 sweet uWu Hewcuwes! uWu Mowe ÚwÚ authowity, uWu deaw ^-^ boy, xDD nyame mowe; -x3 and, x3 sweet x3 my child, wet them be ;;w;; men of ÚwÚ good ^-^ wepute ÚwÚ and *twerks* cawwiage. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Samson, mastew; ^.^ he UwU was :3 a x3 man of ÚwÚ good OwO cawwiage, great -OwO cawwiage, fow ^.^ he cawwied x3 the :33 town :3 gates on :33 his back ^.^ wike :3 a -^w^ powtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU was uWu in love. -x3 AWMADO. x3 O UwU weww-knyit UwU Samson! ^.^ stwong-jointed UwU Samson! UwU I UwU do >_< excew uWu thee -uWu in x3 my rapier >_< as much >_< as xDD thou :33 didst ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ cawwying gates. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in -wuv UwU too. Who UwU was ^-^ Samson's xDD wuv, x3 my uWu deaw Moth? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ^w^ woman, master. -x3 AWMADO. Of >_> what >_< compwexion? -ÚwÚ MOTH. Of aww x3 the >w< fouw, ow x3 the >_< thwee, ow x3 the >_> two, ow one of x3 the -fouw. -x3 AWMADO. Teww ;;w;; me ^-^ pwecisewy of >_> what compwexion. -ÚwÚ MOTH. Of x3 the sea-watew xDD gween, sir. -x3 AWMADO. Is :3 that one of x3 the fouw uWu compwexions? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu have wead, siw; ÚwÚ and x3 the best of them UwU too. -x3 AWMADO. Green, :33 indeed, >_> is x3 the colour of wuvws; >_> but to uWu have :3 a wuv -of :3 that :33 cowouw, uWu methinks :33 Samson xDD had UwU smaww reason fow :3 it. >w< He -x3 suwewy affected her fow her >_< wit. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ It UwU was >_> so, siw; fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a green >_< wit. -x3 AWMADO. OwO My wuv >_> is UwU most UwU immacuwate ^-^ white ÚwÚ and red. -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Most macuwate thoughts, ^.^ mastew, OwO awe >_< mask'd :33 undew xDD such -xDD cowouws. -x3 AWMADO. Define, >w< definye, well-educated infant. -ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO My father's wit x3 my ;;w;; mothew's >_> tongue xDD assist me! -x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet invocation of :3 a child; UwU most pretty, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ patheticaw! -ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be UwU made of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wed, -:3 Hew :33 fauwts xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew be x3 knyown; -For ;;w;; bwushing >_> cheeks ^.^ by :33 fauwts OwO awe bwed, -xDD And OwO feaws ^.^ by pawe ^-^ white :3 shown. -UwU Then >_> if ^.^ she ;;w;; feaw, ow be to bwame, -^-^ By ÚwÚ this xDD you UwU shaww nyot know; -For still her >_> cheeks possess x3 the same ->_< Which OwO nyative ^.^ she xDD doth owe. -^-^ A uWu dangewous ^-^ whyme, ^.^ mastew, OwO against x3 the reason of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and red. -x3 AWMADO. Is there nyot :3 a uWu bawwad, ^-^ boy, of x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Beggaw? -ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The wowwd UwU was xDD vewy guiwty of xDD such :3 a >w< bawwad x3 some >w< thwee uWu ages -UwU since; >_> but UwU I think nyow UwU 'tis nyot to be xDD found; ow >_> if >w< it uWu wewe, >w< it -^.^ wouwd :3 nyeithew serve fow x3 the wwiting nor x3 the x3 tunye. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have :3 that x3 subject x3 nyewwy ^-^ wwit uWu o'ew, :3 that UwU I OwO may -^w^ exampwe x3 my ^-^ digwession ^.^ by x3 some ^-^ mighty :3 pwecedent. :33 Boy, UwU I UwU do wuv -:3 that countwy girl :3 that UwU I >_> took uWu in x3 the ^-^ pawk with x3 the wationyaw >_> hind ->w< Costawd; ^.^ she >_> desewves well. -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To be ;;w;; whipt; ÚwÚ and yet :3 a xDD bettew wuv than x3 my master. -x3 AWMADO. xDD Sing, ^.^ boy; x3 my ^w^ spiwit gwows x3 heavy uWu in love. -ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And ^w^ that's great marvel, >w< woving :3 a >w< wight >_< wench. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I say, ;;w;; sing. -ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Fowbeaw >w< tiww ÚwÚ this >_< company be past. - -Entew ^w^ DUWW, :33 COSTAWD, ÚwÚ and >w< JAQUENyETTA - -^-^ DUWW. UwU Siw, x3 the Duke's :3 pweasuwe >_> is :3 that xDD you >_< keep Costard :33 safe; ÚwÚ and -xDD you ^w^ must suffew ^.^ him to OwO take nyo delight nor nyo ^.^ penyance; >_> but xDD 'a -^w^ must ÚwÚ fast >w< thwee OwO days :3 a x3 week. For ÚwÚ this damsew, UwU I ^w^ must >_< keep her uWu at -x3 the park; ^.^ she >_> is UwU awwow'd fow x3 the day-woman. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ betway mysewf with bwushing. Maid! -JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ Man! -x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww x3 visit uWu thee uWu at x3 the ;;w;; wodge. -JAQUENyETTA. >w< That's hereby. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 whewe >w< it >_> is situate. -JAQUENyETTA. Wowd, >w< how uWu wise xDD you UwU awe! -x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu thee wondews. -JAQUENyETTA. With :3 that ^.^ face? -x3 AWMADO. UwU I wuv thee. -JAQUENyETTA. ^w^ So UwU I heard xDD you :3 say. -x3 AWMADO. xDD And >_> so, farewell. -JAQUENyETTA. Faiw >_> weathew ÚwÚ aftew you! -^-^ DUWW. ^.^ Come, >_> Jaquenyetta, xDD away. uWu Exit with >w< JAQUENyETTA -x3 AWMADO. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou shalt ÚwÚ fast fow >w< thy :3 offences ere xDD thou be -^.^ pawdonyed. -UwU COSTAWD. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU hope when UwU I UwU do >w< it UwU I UwU shaww UwU do >w< it on :3 a full -:33 stomach. -x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Thou shalt be >_> heaviwy ;;w;; punyished. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe bound to xDD you than x3 youw fewwows, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> but ->w< wightwy UwU wewawded. -x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Take OwO away ÚwÚ this villain; shut ^.^ him :33 up. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ Come, xDD you twansgwessing :33 swave, xDD away. -UwU COSTAWD. Let ;;w;; me nyot be x3 pent up, siw; UwU I xDD wiww OwO fast, ^.^ being loose. -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, siw; :3 that :3 wewe OwO fast, ÚwÚ and loose. ^.^ Thou shalt to x3 pwison. -UwU COSTAWD. xDD Weww, >_> if OwO evew UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the ^.^ mewwy OwO days of ^w^ desowation :3 that UwU I -uWu have uWu seen, x3 some UwU shaww ^-^ see. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> What UwU shaww x3 some see? -UwU COSTAWD. Nyay, uWu nyothing, >_< Mastew UwU Moth, >_> but >_> what ;;w;; they wook ^w^ upon. ^.^ It >_> is -nyot fow OwO pwisonyews to be ^w^ too silent uWu in uWu theiw wowds, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe -UwU I xDD wiww >_> say OwO nyothing. UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God UwU I uWu have >_< as xDD wittwe uWu patience >_< as -anyothew ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I ^.^ can be ÚwÚ quiet. -Exeunt ^.^ MOTH ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD -x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do affect x3 the xDD vewy ground, which >_> is base, :3 whewe her >w< shoe, -which >_> is basew, UwU guided ^.^ by her xDD foot, which >_> is basest, xDD doth >_< twead. -UwU I UwU shaww be forsworn- which >_> is :3 a great :33 awgument of :33 fawsehood- >_> if UwU I -love. xDD And >w< how ^.^ can :3 that be true wuv which >_> is :3 fawsewy ^.^ attempted? -Wuv >_> is :3 a OwO famiwiaw; Wuv >_> is :3 a deviw. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo eviw ÚwÚ angew >_> but -Love. ÚwÚ Yet UwU was :33 Samson UwU so x3 tempted, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had >w< an :3 excewwent ->_> stwength; yet UwU was Solomon UwU so :3 seduced, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good >_< wit. -uWu Cupid's ÚwÚ butt-shaft >_> is ^w^ too x3 hawd fow >_< Hewcuwes' club, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe -^w^ too much ^w^ odds fow :3 a UwU Spanyiawd's wapiew. uWu The xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and second cause -xDD wiww nyot serve x3 my >_< tuwn; x3 the ^-^ passado ^.^ he UwU wespects >_> nyot, x3 the ^.^ duewwo -^.^ he wegawds x3 nyot; :33 his xDD disgwace >_> is to be ^w^ cawwed ^-^ boy, >_> but :33 his :3 gwowy ->_> is to uWu subdue ^.^ men. :3 Adieu, :3 vawouw; x3 wust, OwO wapiew; be still, uWu dwum; -fow x3 youw >_> manyagew >_> is uWu in love; >w< yea, ^.^ he loveth. ;;w;; Assist uWu me, x3 some -extemporal god of ^-^ whyme, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I UwU shaww turn sonnyet. -;;w;; Devise, >_> wit; wwite, ^.^ pen; fow UwU I ^w^ am fow whole volumes uWu in OwO fowio. -uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE, with >w< thwee :33 attending x3 wadies, -WOSAWINyE, ;;w;; MAWIA, >_> KATHAWINyE, ^.^ BOYET, ÚwÚ and >w< two othew ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu BOYET. >_> Nyow, UwU madam, ^.^ summon x3 up x3 youw deawest spiwits. -Consider who x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew OwO sends, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he OwO sends, ÚwÚ and UwU what's :33 his ^-^ embassy: ->_< Youwsewf, hewd >_< pwecious uWu in x3 the OwO wowwd's esteem, -;;w;; To parley with x3 the sole >w< inhewitow -Of aww >w< pewfections :3 that :3 a x3 man OwO may owe, -^.^ Matchwess Navarre; x3 the pwea of nyo less >_> weight -Than :33 Aquitainye, :3 a ^.^ dowwy fow :3 a >w< queen. -^w^ Be nyow >_< as prodigal of aww uWu deaw xDD gwace -;;w;; As ÚwÚ Nyatuwe UwU was uWu in x3 making uWu gwaces deaw, -x3 When ^.^ she uWu did starve x3 the general wowwd :3 beside -xDD And pwodigawwy uWu gave them aww to OwO you. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Good Lord :3 Boyet, x3 my >w< beauty, ^w^ though >_> but mean, -Nyeeds nyot x3 the painted :33 fwouwish of x3 youw ;;w;; pwaise. -^w^ Beauty >_> is xDD bought ^.^ by ^w^ judgment of x3 the >_< eye, -ÚwÚ Nyot utt'red ^.^ by UwU base sawe of x3 chapmen's UwU tongues; -UwU I ^w^ am less OwO pwoud to hear xDD you tell x3 my ^.^ wowth -Than xDD you much ^.^ wiwwing to be :3 counted uWu wise -^w^ In ^.^ spending x3 youw wit uWu in x3 the praise of ^w^ minye. -OwO But nyow to :3 task x3 the taskew: ÚwÚ good :3 Boyet, ->_> You OwO awe nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant all-telling fame -^-^ Doth noise ^.^ abwoad Navarre hath UwU made :3 a ^w^ vow, -Tiww >w< painfuw ^-^ study UwU shaww :3 outweaw >w< thwee years, -No OwO woman OwO may appwoach :33 his silent >_< couwt. -Therefore to's seemeth >w< it :3 a needful course, -^.^ Befowe ^.^ we enter :33 his fowbidden ^.^ gates, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow :33 his pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that UwU behawf, -Bowd of x3 youw ^w^ wowthinyess, ^.^ we :3 singwe xDD you -;;w;; As UwU ouw ^-^ best-moving >w< faiw UwU sowicitow. -Teww ^.^ him x3 the daughter of x3 the ^w^ King of >_< Fwance, -On sewious business, UwU cwaving ^w^ quick >_> dispatch, -:3 Impowtunyes xDD pewsonyaw conference with :33 his ^-^ Gwace. -Haste, :33 signyify UwU so >_> much; OwO whiwe ^.^ we >w< attend, -Wike UwU humbwe-visag'd >_> suitows, :33 his xDD high :33 wiww. -uWu BOYET. Pwoud of employment, ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ÚwÚ go. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. All >_< pwide >_> is ^.^ wiwwing pride, ÚwÚ and >_> youws >_> is :3 so. -uWu Exit UwU BOYET -Who OwO awe x3 the ^.^ votawies, x3 my >w< woving wowds, -:33 That OwO awe vow-fellows with ÚwÚ this virtuous xDD duke? -uWu FIWST WOWD. Lord >_> Wongaviwwe >_> is onye. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the man? -MARIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 him, x3 madam; uWu at :3 a ^.^ mawwiage OwO feast, -Between Lord Perigort ÚwÚ and x3 the beauteous heir -Of ^-^ Jaques Fawconbwidge, solemnized -^w^ In x3 Nyowmandy, saw UwU I ÚwÚ this Longaville. -^-^ A x3 man of suvweign xDD pawts, x3 peewwess xDD esteem'd, -Weww :3 fitted uWu in UwU awts, glorious uWu in arms; -Nyothing x3 becomes ^.^ him :33 iww :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd well. -uWu The >w< onwy UwU soiw of :33 his >w< faiw viwtue's >w< gwoss, -;;w;; If viwtue's gloss xDD wiww stain with xDD any ^w^ soiw, -Is :3 a ^-^ shawp wit match'd with ^w^ too >w< bwunt :3 a :33 wiww, ->_< Whose UwU edge hath powew to :3 cut, x3 whose xDD wiww still wills -^.^ It >_> shouwd >_< nyonye ^-^ spawe :3 that come within :33 his UwU powew. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ;;w;; Some ^.^ mewwy ^w^ mocking uWu wowd, bewike; :3 is't so? -MARIA. ^-^ They >_> say UwU so UwU most :3 that UwU most :33 his humours :33 knyow. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >w< Such ;;w;; showt-wiv'd :33 wits UwU do uWu withew >_< as ;;w;; they ^w^ gwow. -Who OwO awe x3 the >w< west? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu The xDD young ÚwÚ Dumain, :3 a uWu weww-accompwish'd youth, -Of aww :3 that viwtue wuv fow viwtue xDD wuvd; -:3 Most powew to UwU do UwU most >w< hawm, least x3 knyowing UwU iww, -For ^.^ he hath wit to >_< make >w< an :33 iww xDD shape UwU good, -xDD And xDD shape to x3 win xDD gwace ^w^ though ^.^ he xDD had nyo >_< wit. -UwU I saw ^.^ him uWu at x3 the >w< Duke Alencon's once; -xDD And much ^w^ too xDD wittwe of :3 that ÚwÚ good UwU I saw -Is x3 my wepowt to :33 his great worthiness. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Anyothew of these ÚwÚ students uWu at :3 that time -Was there with :3 him, >_> if UwU I uWu have heard :3 a truth. ->_> Bewownye ;;w;; they caww him; >_> but :3 a mewwiew ^w^ man, -OwO Within x3 the wimit of >_< becoming :33 miwth, -UwU I >_< nyevew xDD spent >w< an hour's tawk uWu withaw. -ÚwÚ His ^w^ eye begets ;;w;; occasion fow :33 his ^w^ wit, -For every :33 object :3 that x3 the one xDD doth catch -uWu The othew tuwns to :3 a x3 miwth-moving ^.^ jest, ->_< Which :33 his >w< faiw ;;w;; tongue, uWu conceit's expositor, -UwU Dewivews uWu in xDD such ^-^ apt ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious wowds -:33 That ^-^ aged OwO eaws :33 pway ^w^ twuant uWu at :33 his tales, -xDD And :3 youngew hearings OwO awe quite ravished; -^w^ So x3 sweet ÚwÚ and vowubwe >_> is :33 his discourse. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 my UwU wadies! ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they aww uWu in xDD wuv, -:33 That every one her UwU own hath garnished -With xDD such bedecking ownyaments of xDD pwaise? -uWu FIWST WOWD. :3 Hewe x3 comes uWu Boyet. - -^.^ We-entew UwU BOYET - ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> Nyow, >_> what ^w^ admittance, xDD wowd? -uWu BOYET. Navarre xDD had ÚwÚ nyotice of x3 youw >w< faiw approach, -xDD And ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ competitows uWu in ^-^ oath -^.^ Wewe aww address'd to :3 meet UwU you, ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, -^.^ Befowe UwU I >_< came. OwO Mawwy, OwO thus much UwU I uWu have xDD weawnt: ->w< He rather means to uWu wodge xDD you uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, -Wike one :3 that x3 comes OwO hewe to x3 besiege :33 his xDD couwt, -Than >_> seek :3 a >w< dispensation fow :33 his ;;w;; oath, -;;w;; To wet xDD you enter :33 his ^.^ unpeopwed ÚwÚ house. -;;w;; [The >w< WADIES-IN-WAITING uWu mask] - -Entew ;;w;; KING, :3 WONGAVIWWE, DUMAIN, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, -ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -:3 Hewe x3 comes Navarre. ->w< KING. Faiw xDD Pwincess, wewcome to x3 the court of Navarre. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. 'Fair' UwU I UwU give xDD you back again; ÚwÚ and xDD 'wewcome' UwU I -uWu have nyot >_> yet. uWu The ÚwÚ woof of ÚwÚ this court >_> is ^w^ too xDD high to be >_< youws, ÚwÚ and -wewcome to x3 the uWu wide fields ^w^ too UwU base to be ^w^ minye. ->w< KING. >_> You UwU shaww be ;;w;; wewcome, UwU madam, to x3 my >_< couwt. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I xDD wiww be wewcome :33 then; ÚwÚ conduct ;;w;; me xDD thithew. ->w< KING. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu deaw ;;w;; wady: UwU I uWu have sworn >w< an >_> oath- ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Our xDD Wady OwO hewp x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^-^ He'ww be forsworn. ->w< KING. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >w< faiw UwU madam, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wiww. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Why, xDD wiww UwU shaww bweak uWu it; :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing -ewse. ->w< KING. uWu Youw >w< wadyship >_> is ÚwÚ ignyowant >_> what >w< it >w< is. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Wewe x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> so, :33 his ÚwÚ ignyowance :3 wewe >_< wise, -Whewe nyow :33 his >_< knyowwedge ^w^ must ^-^ pwuv UwU ignyowance. -UwU I hear x3 youw Gwace hath sworn x3 out ÚwÚ house-keeping. -'Tis deadwy x3 sin to >_< keep :3 that ;;w;; oath, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD And x3 sin to bweak :3 it. -OwO But UwU pawdon uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^.^ sudden ^.^ bowd; -;;w;; To >_< teach :3 a ÚwÚ teachew :33 iww beseemeth x3 me. -Vouchsafe to ^w^ wead x3 the OwO puwpose of x3 my uWu coming, -xDD And ;;w;; suddenwy wesowve ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my OwO suit. >_> [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ papew] ->w< KING. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww, >_> if ;;w;; suddenwy UwU I may. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. YOU Will x3 the :33 soonyew :3 that UwU I :3 wewe away, -For you'ww ^-^ pwuv >w< pewjuw'd >_> if xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me >_< stay. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Did nyot UwU I UwU dance with xDD you uWu in Brabant once? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Did nyot UwU I UwU dance with xDD you uWu in Brabant once? -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ did. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. How >_> nyeedwess UwU was >w< it xDD then to ^w^ ask x3 the uWu question! -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> You ^w^ must nyot be UwU so quick. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. 'Tis ^-^ wong of UwU you, :3 that ^w^ spuw ;;w;; me with xDD such :3 questions. -xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu Youw wit ^-^ 's ^w^ too >_> hot, >w< it ;;w;; speeds ^w^ too OwO fast, 'twill :3 tiwe. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww >w< it OwO weave x3 the widew uWu in x3 the OwO miwe. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> What time ^.^ o' >w< day? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu The >_> houw :3 that foows >_> shouwd xDD ask. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Now >w< faiw befaww x3 youw mask! -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Faiw faww x3 the OwO face >w< it OwO cuvws! -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And >_> send xDD you UwU many ^-^ wuvws! -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> Amen, UwU so xDD you be none. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyay, xDD then xDD wiww UwU I be ;;w;; gonye. ->w< KING. uWu Madam, x3 youw >w< fathew OwO hewe xDD doth :33 intimate -uWu The payment of :3 a :3 hundwed thousand cwowns; -uWu Being >_> but x3 the one half of >w< an xDD entiwe >w< sum -Disbuwsed ^.^ by x3 my >w< fathew uWu in :33 his waws. -OwO But >_> say :3 that ^.^ he ow :33 we, >_< as :3 nyeithew have, -xDD Weceiv'd :3 that sum, yet there remains unpaid -^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand >_> mowe, uWu in surety of x3 the ^w^ which, -x3 Onye ÚwÚ pawt of OwO Aquitainye >_> is bound to us, -Awthough nyot vawued to x3 the money's uWu wowth. -;;w;; If xDD then x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew xDD wiww restore -OwO But :3 that one half which >_> is >_< unsatisfied, -We xDD wiww UwU give x3 up UwU ouw >w< wight uWu in :33 Aquitainye, -xDD And howd >w< faiw ÚwÚ fwiendship with :33 his >_< Majesty. -OwO But :3 that, >w< it seems, ^.^ he xDD wittwe purposeth, -For OwO hewe ^.^ he xDD doth ;;w;; demand to uWu have wepaid -^-^ A :3 hundwed thousand cwowns; ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; demands, -On payment of :3 a :3 hundwed thousand :33 cwowns, -;;w;; To uWu have :33 his ;;w;; titwe ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ Aquitainye; ->_< Which ^.^ we much rather xDD had ÚwÚ depawt withaw, -xDD And uWu have x3 the monyey ^.^ by UwU ouw >w< fathew OwO went, -Than OwO Aquitainye UwU so ;;w;; gewded >_< as >w< it >w< is. ->_< Deaw xDD Pwincess, :3 wewe nyot :33 his uWu wequests UwU so uWu faw -Fwom OwO weason's yielding, x3 youw >w< faiw self >_> shouwd >_< make -^-^ A yiewding uWu 'gainst x3 some reason uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, -xDD And OwO go weww ^-^ satisfied to Fwance ;;w;; again. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> You UwU do x3 the ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew ^w^ too much wwong, -xDD And wrong x3 the >_< weputation of x3 youw :33 nyame, -^w^ In UwU so ;;w;; unseeming to x3 confess :33 weceipt -Of :3 that which hath UwU so x3 faithfuwwy :33 been paid. ->w< KING. UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest UwU I >_< nyevew heard of uWu it; -^.^ And, >_> if xDD you ^-^ pwuv :33 it, I'll wepay >w< it back -:33 Ow yield x3 up Aquitaine. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We ;;w;; awwest x3 youw OwO wowd. -:3 Boyet, xDD you ^.^ can produce :33 acquittances -For xDD such :3 a >w< sum from >_> speciaw ^w^ officews -Of >_> Chawwes :33 his :33 fathew. ->w< KING. Satisfy ;;w;; me :3 so. -uWu BOYET. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 the packet >_> is nyot come, -Whewe :3 that ÚwÚ and othew specialties OwO awe bound; ->_< To-mowwow xDD you UwU shaww uWu have :3 a ^.^ sight of OwO them. ->w< KING. ^.^ It UwU shaww x3 suffice OwO me; uWu at which >w< intewview -All xDD wibewaw reason UwU I xDD wiww yield UwU unto. ->w< Meantime receive xDD such wewcome uWu at x3 my uWu hand -;;w;; As honyouw, ^-^ without ^w^ bweach of honyouw, OwO may -^-^ Make xDD tendew of to >w< thy true worthiness. ->_> You OwO may nyot come, >w< faiw xDD Pwincess, within x3 my gates; -OwO But OwO hewe ^-^ without xDD you UwU shaww be UwU so weceiv'd -;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww >w< deem >_> youwsewf ^w^ wodg'd uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, -;;w;; Though UwU so >w< denyied >w< faiw uWu hawbouw uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ house. -uWu Youw UwU own ÚwÚ good >_< thoughts UwU excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and farewell. ->_< To-mowwow UwU shaww ^.^ we x3 visit xDD you ;;w;; again. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Sweet ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and >w< faiw desiwes consort x3 youw -Grace! ->w< KING. x3 Thy UwU own ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ wish UwU I uWu thee uWu in every ;;w;; pwace. -uWu Exit with ^.^ attendants -xDD BEWOWNyE. Lady, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ commend xDD you to >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; heawt. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU do x3 my >_< commendations; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad to >_> see :3 it. -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you heard >w< it gwoan. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Is x3 the >w< foow >_< sick? -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Sick uWu at x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. xDD Awack, wet >w< it blood. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Wouwd :3 that UwU do >w< it good? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO My ;;w;; physic ;;w;; says ^.^ 'ay.' -xDD BEWOWNyE. Will YOU >w< pwick't with x3 youw ÚwÚ eye? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. No UwU point, with x3 my x3 knyife. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God :3 save >w< thy wife! -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. xDD And >_> youws from ^-^ wong wiving! -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay thanksgiving. x3 [Wetiwing] -^-^ DUMAIN. UwU Siw, UwU I pray UwU you, :3 a wowd: >_> what uWu wady >_> is :3 that >w< same? -uWu BOYET. uWu The heir of Awencon, ÚwÚ Kathawinye her nyame. -^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ A OwO gawwant :33 wady! ^w^ Monsieuw, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit -OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you :3 a wowd: >_> what >_> is ^.^ she uWu in x3 the white? -uWu BOYET. ^-^ A OwO woman >_< sometimes, >w< an xDD you saw her uWu in x3 the light. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. Pewchance >w< wight uWu in x3 the light. UwU I ^.^ desiwe her nyame. -uWu BOYET. :33 She hath >_> but one fow ^w^ hewsewf; to ^.^ desiwe :3 that :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; shame. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, x3 whose daughter? -uWu BOYET. :3 Hew mother's, UwU I uWu have heawd. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> God's >_> bwessing on x3 youw >_< beawd! -uWu BOYET. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, be nyot UwU offended; -:33 She >_> is >w< an heir of Falconbridge. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. Nyay, x3 my ^.^ chowew >_> is ended. -:33 She >_> is :3 a UwU most x3 sweet >_> wady. -uWu BOYET. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ unwike, siw; :3 that OwO may >w< be. uWu Exit OwO WONGAVIWWE -xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 What's her xDD nyame uWu in x3 the cap? -uWu BOYET. x3 Wosawinye, ^.^ by ÚwÚ good ^-^ hap. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Is ^.^ she >w< wedded ow no? -uWu BOYET. ;;w;; To her :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, ow :3 so. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, siw; ^w^ adieu! -uWu BOYET. UwU Faweweww to uWu me, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and wewcome to OwO you. -uWu Exit xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 WADIES Unmask -MARIA. :33 That >w< wast >_> is Bewownye, x3 the ^.^ mewwy mad-cap wowd; -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd with ^.^ him >_> but :3 a ;;w;; jest. -uWu BOYET. xDD And every xDD jest >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ It UwU was weww donye of xDD you to OwO take ^.^ him uWu at :33 his -OwO wowd. -uWu BOYET. UwU I UwU was >_< as ^.^ wiwwing to uWu gwappwe >_< as ^.^ he UwU was to board. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Two :3 hot sheeps, >w< mawwy! -uWu BOYET. xDD And ^-^ whewefowe nyot >_> ships? -No ;;w;; sheep, x3 sweet lamb, ^w^ unwess ^.^ we >w< feed on x3 youw x3 wips. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> You sheep ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; pastuwe- UwU shaww :3 that finish x3 the UwU jest? -uWu BOYET. ^w^ So xDD you gwant pastuwe fow x3 me. >w< [Offewing to :3 kiss :3 hew] -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, ^-^ gentwe beast; -OwO My lips OwO awe nyo ^w^ common, ^w^ though sevewaw ;;w;; they >w< be. -uWu BOYET. :3 Bewonging to >w< whom? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ;;w;; To x3 my fowtunyes ÚwÚ and x3 me. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Good :33 wits xDD wiww be jangling; but, ÚwÚ gentwes, -agree; -This ÚwÚ civiw >w< waw of :33 wits :3 wewe much xDD bettew used -On Navarre ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ book-men, fow OwO hewe UwU 'tis xDD abused. -uWu BOYET. ;;w;; If x3 my ^.^ obsewvation, which xDD vewy seldom lies, -^-^ By x3 the heart's still >_> whetowic :3 discwosed with ^w^ eyes, -^w^ Deceive ;;w;; me nyot now, Navarre >_> is UwU infected. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. With UwU what? -uWu BOYET. With :3 that which ^.^ we ^w^ wuvws x3 entitwe :3 'affected.' ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu Youw uWu weason? -uWu BOYET. Why, aww :33 his behaviours uWu did >_< make uWu theiw uWu wetiwe -;;w;; To x3 the court of :33 his >_< eye, ^.^ peeping thorough desiwe. -ÚwÚ His uWu heawt, ^.^ wike >w< an >_> agate, with x3 youw pwint ^w^ impwessed, -Pwoud with :33 his ÚwÚ fowm, uWu in :33 his ^w^ eye >_< pwide ^-^ expwessed; -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; tongue, aww ;;w;; impatient to speak ÚwÚ and nyot see, -Did stumble with ^.^ haste uWu in :33 his :3 eyesight to be; -All :33 senses to :3 that sense uWu did >_< make uWu theiw wepaiw, -;;w;; To x3 feew >w< onwy ^w^ wooking on >_> faiwest of >_< faiw. -:33 Methought aww :33 his :33 senses :3 wewe :3 wock'd uWu in :33 his >_< eye, -;;w;; As :3 jewews uWu in >_> cwystaw fow x3 some >_> pwince to ^-^ buy; -UwU Who, x3 tend'wing uWu theiw UwU own ^.^ wowth from :3 whewe ;;w;; they :3 wewe glass'd, -Did :33 point xDD you to UwU buy ÚwÚ them, :3 awong >_< as xDD you xDD pass'd. -ÚwÚ His ^w^ face's UwU own uWu mawgent uWu did quote xDD such uWu amazes -:33 That aww eyes saw :33 his eyes ^-^ enchanted with x3 gazes. -I'll UwU give xDD you OwO Aquitainye ÚwÚ and aww :3 that >_> is his, -^-^ An xDD you UwU give ^.^ him fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake >_> but one >w< woving >w< kiss. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Come, to UwU ouw paviwion. x3 Boyet >_> is dispos'd. -uWu BOYET. OwO But to speak :3 that uWu in wowds which :33 his ^w^ eye hath discwos'd; -UwU I >w< onwy uWu have UwU made :3 a xDD mouth of :33 his >_< eye, -^-^ By adding :3 a >_> tongue which UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD wiww nyot xDD wie. -MARIA. ^.^ Thou awt >w< an ;;w;; owd wuv-mongew, ÚwÚ and xDD speakest skiwfuwwy. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >w< He >_> is uWu Cupid's ÚwÚ gwandfathew, ÚwÚ and learns nyews of ^.^ him. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Then UwU was :3 Venyus ^.^ wike her mothew; fow her >w< fathew >_> is >_> but ->w< gwim. -uWu BOYET. Do xDD you heaw, x3 my ^-^ mad wenches? -MARIA. No. -uWu BOYET. What, :33 then; UwU do xDD you see? -MARIA. Ay, UwU ouw uWu way to be ;;w;; gonye. -uWu BOYET. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too x3 hawd fow x3 me. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew ARMADO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MOTH - -x3 AWMADO. ;;w;; Wawbwe, child; >_< make passionyate x3 my sense of ;;w;; heawing. -;;w;; [MOTH ^-^ sings :3 Concowinyew] -x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet air! ^w^ Go, :33 tendewnyess of years, OwO take ÚwÚ this >_> key, UwU give ->w< enwawgement to x3 the x3 swain, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him ^-^ festinyatewy hithew; UwU I ^w^ must -:33 empwoy ^.^ him uWu in :3 a >_> wettew to x3 my love. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ Mastew, xDD wiww xDD you x3 win x3 youw wuv with :3 a OwO Fwench brawl? -x3 AWMADO. How meanyest thou? x3 Bwawwing uWu in :3 Fwench? -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, x3 my complete mastew; >_> but to UwU jig x3 off :3 a tune uWu at x3 the >_< tongue's -^w^ end, uWu canyawy to >w< it with x3 youw ^.^ feet, humouw >w< it with ;;w;; tuwnying x3 up x3 youw -xDD eyewids, x3 sigh :3 a ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing :3 a :3 nyote, ÚwÚ sometime ^w^ thwough x3 the -throat, >_< as >_> if xDD you ^.^ swawwowed wuv with >_< singing xDD wuv, ÚwÚ sometime -^w^ thwough x3 the nose, >_< as >_> if xDD you snuff'd x3 up wuv ^.^ by smewwing xDD wuv, -with x3 youw ^w^ hat >_> penthouse-wike ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_> shop of x3 youw ^w^ eyes, with -x3 youw :3 awms cwoss'd on x3 youw >_< thin-bewwy ÚwÚ doubwet, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu wabbit on :3 a ->_> spit, ow x3 youw ^.^ hands uWu in x3 youw pocket, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ aftew x3 the ;;w;; owd -UwU painting; ÚwÚ and >_< keep nyot ^w^ too ^-^ wong uWu in one ÚwÚ tunye, >_> but :3 a snip ÚwÚ and xDD away. -;;w;; These OwO awe compwements, these OwO awe xDD humouws; these ÚwÚ betway UwU nyice -:33 wenches, :3 that ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ betwayed ^-^ without :3 these; ÚwÚ and >_< make them ;;w;; men -of nyote- UwU do xDD you ^-^ nyote ;;w;; me?- :3 that UwU most OwO awe affected to :3 these. -x3 AWMADO. How x3 hast xDD thou puwchased ÚwÚ this xDD expewience? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ By x3 my ÚwÚ penny of uWu obsewvation. -x3 AWMADO. OwO But >w< O- >_> but >w< O- -ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The >_< hobby-howse >_> is :3 fowgot. -x3 AWMADO. Caww'st xDD thou x3 my wuv ;;w;; 'hobby-howse'? -ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Nyo, mastew; x3 the >_< hobby-howse >_> is >_> but :3 a cowt, ÚwÚ and x3 youw wuv -^-^ pewhaps :3 a xDD hacknyey. OwO But uWu have xDD you fowgot x3 youw love? -x3 AWMADO. Awmost UwU I xDD had. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ Nyegwigent >_< student! :3 weawn her ^.^ by ;;w;; heawt. -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By >_< heawt ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu heawt, uWu boy. -ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And x3 out of uWu heawt, mastew; aww UwU those >w< thwee UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ pwuv. -x3 AWMADO. >_> What wiwt xDD thou prove? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ^w^ man, >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ wive; ÚwÚ and uWu this, UwU by, x3 in, ÚwÚ and without, ;;w;; upon x3 the -^.^ instant. ^-^ By >_< heawt xDD you wuv hew, uWu because x3 youw >_< heawt ;;w;; cannyot come ^.^ by ->w< hew; uWu in >_< heawt xDD you wuv hew, uWu because x3 youw >_< heawt >_> is uWu in wuv with ->w< hew; ÚwÚ and x3 out of >_< heawt xDD you wuv hew, ^.^ being x3 out of >_< heawt :3 that xDD you -;;w;; cannyot ^.^ enjoy her. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I ^w^ am aww these thwee. -ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And >w< thwee times >_< as much >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and yet >_< nyothing uWu at all. -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ Fetch ÚwÚ hithew x3 the :3 swain; ^.^ he ^w^ must carry ;;w;; me :3 a >_> wettew. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ^-^ message weww sympathiz'd- :3 a UwU howse to be ambassador fow >w< an -ass. -x3 AWMADO. >w< Ha, ha, >_> what sayest thou? -ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^w^ must >_> send x3 the >w< ass ;;w;; upon x3 the horse, fow ^.^ he >_> is -xDD vewy slow-gaited. OwO But UwU I ÚwÚ go. -x3 AWMADO. uWu The uWu way >_> is >_> but :33 showt; xDD away. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; As UwU swift >_< as wead, sir. -x3 AWMADO. uWu The meanying, OwO pwetty ingenious? -Is nyot lead :3 a >_< metaw >_< heavy, xDD duww, ÚwÚ and swow? -ÚwÚ MOTH. Minyime, xDD honyest mastew; ow UwU wathew, ^.^ mastew, >w< nyo. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I >_> say lead >_> is slow. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too swift, ^w^ siw, to >_> say so: -Is :3 that lead slow which >_> is ^.^ fiw'd from :3 a gun? -x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< smoke of whetowic! ->w< He reputes ;;w;; me :3 a uWu cannyon; ÚwÚ and x3 the bullet, ^w^ that's he; -UwU I >w< shoot uWu thee uWu at x3 the ^w^ swain. -ÚwÚ MOTH. Thump, >w< then, ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< fwee. uWu Exit -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ A UwU most uWu acute juvenyaw; ^w^ vowabwe ÚwÚ and fwee of grace! -^-^ By >w< thy favour, x3 sweet wewkin, UwU I ^w^ must x3 sigh uWu in >w< thy face; -:3 Most wude UwU mewanchowy, valour ;;w;; gives uWu thee ;;w;; pwace. -OwO My >_> hewawd >_> is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ MOTH with :3 COSTAWD - -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A OwO wondew, x3 mastew! hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ costawd xDD bwoken uWu in :3 a >_< shin. -x3 AWMADO. ;;w;; Some xDD enyigma, x3 some :3 widdwe; come, >w< thy ^-^ w'envoy; ;;w;; begin. -UwU COSTAWD. No x3 egma, nyo widdwe, nyo ^-^ w'envoy; nyo ^.^ sawve uWu in x3 the ^-^ maiw, sir. ->_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD pwantain, :3 a uWu pwain pwantain; nyo ;;w;; w'envoy, nyo ^-^ w'envoy; nyo -sawve, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 a plantain! -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By viwtue xDD thou :3 enfowcest laughter; >w< thy siwwy ^-^ thought, x3 my -xDD spween; x3 the UwU heaving of x3 my >w< wungs >_> pwovokes ;;w;; me to ^w^ widicuwous ->_> smiwing. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my UwU staws! ^-^ Doth x3 the inconsidewate OwO take -^.^ sawve fow ;;w;; w'envoy, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; wowd 'l'envoy' fow :3 a salve? -ÚwÚ MOTH. Do x3 the uWu wise think them other? Is nyot >_> w'envoy :3 a salve? -x3 AWMADO. :3 Nyo, ^-^ page; >w< it >_> is >w< an uWu epiwogue ow uWu discouwse to >_< make uWu pwain -;;w;; Some uWu obscuwe ^w^ pwecedence :3 that hath >_> tofowe :33 been >w< sain. -UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ exampwe >w< it: -uWu The ^w^ fox, x3 the >_< ape, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< humbwe-bee, -^.^ Wewe still uWu at xDD odds, ^.^ being >_> but thwee. ->_> Thewe's x3 the moral. Now x3 the xDD w'envoy. -ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I xDD wiww >_< add x3 the xDD w'envoy. x3 Say x3 the :3 mowaw ;;w;; again. -x3 AWMADO. uWu The ^w^ fox, x3 the >_< ape, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< humbwe-bee, -^.^ Wewe still uWu at xDD odds, ^.^ being >_> but thwee. -ÚwÚ MOTH. Untiw x3 the x3 goose ^-^ came x3 out of door, -xDD And OwO stay'd x3 the ^w^ odds ^.^ by adding fouw. -Now xDD wiww UwU I x3 begin x3 youw >_< mowaw, ÚwÚ and UwU do xDD you ;;w;; fowwow with x3 my xDD w'envoy. -uWu The ^w^ fox, x3 the >_< ape, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< humbwe-bee, -^.^ Wewe still uWu at xDD odds, ^.^ being >_> but thwee. -x3 AWMADO. Untiw x3 the x3 goose ^-^ came x3 out of door, ->_< Staying x3 the ^w^ odds ^.^ by adding fouw. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ;;w;; w'envoy, >w< ending uWu in x3 the goose; ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ desiwe UwU mowe? -UwU COSTAWD. uWu The ;;w;; boy hath sold ^.^ him :3 a xDD bawgain, :3 a ÚwÚ goose, ^w^ that's flat. -UwU Siw, x3 youw xDD pennywowth >_> is UwU good, >w< an x3 youw x3 goose be >_> fat. -;;w;; To ;;w;; seww :3 a ^w^ bawgain weww >_> is >_< as x3 cunnying >_< as ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and loose; -Let ;;w;; me OwO see: :3 a :33 fat ^-^ w'envoy; :33 ay, ^w^ that's :3 a :33 fat >_< goose. -x3 AWMADO. :3 Come hithew, come hithew. How uWu did ÚwÚ this :33 awgument >w< begin? -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ By :3 saying :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ costawd UwU was xDD bwoken uWu in :3 a >_< shin. -UwU Then ^w^ caww'd xDD you fow x3 the xDD w'envoy. -UwU COSTAWD. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ and UwU I fow :3 a >_< pwantain. ^-^ Thus ^-^ came x3 youw :33 awgument UwU in; -UwU Then x3 the boy's :33 fat ;;w;; w'envoy, x3 the x3 goose :3 that xDD you :33 bought; -xDD And ^.^ he >_< ended x3 the market. -x3 AWMADO. OwO But tell ;;w;; me: >w< how UwU was there :3 a ÚwÚ costawd xDD bwoken uWu in :3 a shin? -ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you >_> sensibwy. -UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo :33 feewing of :33 it, UwU Moth; UwU I xDD wiww speak :3 that -xDD w'envoy. -I, x3 Costawd, wunnying ^.^ out, :3 that UwU was >w< safewy :33 within, -Feww uvw x3 the thweshowd ÚwÚ and broke x3 my >_< shin. -x3 AWMADO. We xDD wiww tawk nyo ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this :3 mattew. -UwU COSTAWD. Tiww there be ^.^ mowe ;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 the >_< shin. -x3 AWMADO. ^w^ Siwwah >w< Costawd. UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ enfwanchise thee. -UwU COSTAWD. >_< O, Marry ;;w;; me to one x3 Fwances! UwU I smell x3 some ;;w;; w'envoy, x3 some -ÚwÚ goose, uWu in UwU this. -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By x3 my x3 sweet x3 souw, UwU I >_> mean >w< setting uWu thee uWu at >w< wibewty, -x3 enfweedoming >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson; xDD thou OwO wewt >_< immuwed, ÚwÚ westwainyed, ->w< captivated, UwU bound. -UwU COSTAWD. >_< Twue, true; ÚwÚ and nyow xDD you xDD wiww be x3 my >w< puwgation, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me -loose. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU give uWu thee >w< thy >w< wibewty, uWu set uWu thee from duwance; x3 and, uWu in -ÚwÚ wieu x3 theweof, :3 impose on uWu thee >_< nyothing >_> but :33 this: UwU beaw ÚwÚ this -UwU signyificant [giving :3 a >_> wettew] to x3 the countwy >_< maid :3 Jaquenyetta; -there >_> is wemunyewation, fow x3 the best ward of >_< minye honour >_> is -^-^ wewawding x3 my ÚwÚ dependents. UwU Moth, x3 fowwow. uWu Exit -ÚwÚ MOTH. Wike x3 the :33 sequew, ^.^ I. :33 Signyiow x3 Costawd, ^w^ adieu. -UwU COSTAWD. OwO My x3 sweet ^.^ ounce of :33 man's OwO fwesh, x3 my xDD incony >_< Jew! -uWu Exit ^.^ MOTH -Now xDD wiww UwU I wook to :33 his wemunyewation. >_< Wemunyewation! >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the -;;w;; Watin ;;w;; wowd fow >w< thwee farthings. Thwee farthings- wemunyewation. -x3 'What's x3 the pwice of ÚwÚ this inkle?'- UwU 'Onye ^.^ penny.'- x3 'Nyo, I'll UwU give -xDD you :3 a >_> wemunyewation.' Why, >w< it xDD cawwies :3 it. >_< Wemunyewation! Why, >w< it >_> is -:3 a fairer xDD nyame than OwO Fwench crown. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww x3 out of -ÚwÚ this OwO wowd. - -Entew BEROWNE - -xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO My ÚwÚ good x3 knyave x3 Costawd, exceedingwy weww OwO met! -UwU COSTAWD. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, >w< how much ^w^ cawnyation ^w^ wibbon OwO may :3 a x3 man UwU buy fow -:3 a wemunyewation? -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> What >_> is :3 a wemunyewation? -UwU COSTAWD. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, >w< hawfpenny ^.^ fawthing. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, >w< then, thwee-fawthing ^.^ wowth of silk. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw UwU wowship. ^w^ God be ÚwÚ wi' you! -xDD BEWOWNyE. Stay, ;;w;; swave; UwU I ^w^ must :33 empwoy thee. -;;w;; As xDD thou wiwt x3 win x3 my favour, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^-^ knyave, -Do one ^.^ thing fow ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I UwU shaww xDD entweat. -UwU COSTAWD. x3 When ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have >w< it :33 donye, UwU siw? -xDD BEWOWNyE. This aftewnyoon. -UwU COSTAWD. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :33 it, siw; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Thou knowest nyot >_> what >w< it >w< is. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I UwU shaww knyow, ^w^ siw, when UwU I uWu have donye :3 it. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, villain, xDD thou ^w^ must ^.^ knyow fiwst. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I xDD wiww come to x3 youw :33 wowship to-mowwow xDD mownying. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ It ^w^ must be donye ÚwÚ this aftewnyoon. -Hawk, :33 swave, >w< it >_> is >_> but :33 this: -uWu The Pwincess x3 comes to OwO hunt OwO hewe uWu in x3 the OwO pawk, -xDD And uWu in her twain there >_> is :3 a ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; wady; -x3 When tongues speak sweetwy, xDD then ;;w;; they xDD nyame her :33 nyame, -xDD And ^.^ Wosawinye ;;w;; they caww her. ;;w;; Ask fow hew, -xDD And to her ^-^ white uWu hand >_> see xDD thou UwU do ÚwÚ commend -This >_< seaw'd-up :3 counsew. >_> Thewe's >w< thy xDD guewdon; ÚwÚ go. ->_> [Giving ^.^ him :3 a shilling] -UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ Gawdon, x3 O x3 sweet :33 gawdon! xDD bettew than :3 wemunyewation; :3 a -OwO 'weven-pence :33 fawthing uWu bettew; UwU most x3 sweet :33 gawdon! UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :33 it, -^w^ siw, uWu in print. Gardon- remuneration! uWu Exit -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And I, xDD fowsooth, uWu in love; I, :3 that uWu have :33 been love's >w< whip; -^-^ A xDD vewy beadwe to :3 a humorous >_< sigh; -^-^ A cwitic, x3 nyay, :3 a UwU nyight-watch ^-^ constabwe; -^-^ A >_> dominyeewing ^w^ pedant ^-^ o'ew x3 the ^-^ boy, -Than ÚwÚ whom nyo >w< mowtaw UwU so magnificent! -This wimpwed, >_< whinying, ^.^ puwbwind, :33 waywawd ^-^ boy, -This senyiow-junyiow, OwO giant-dwawf, ^.^ Dan ^.^ Cupid; -Regent of wuv-whymes, ;;w;; wowd of UwU fowded awms, -xDD Th' ^-^ anyointed suvweign of :3 sighs ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans, -Wiege of aww ^.^ woitewews ÚwÚ and ^w^ mawcontents, -;;w;; Dwead >_> pwince of pwackets, x3 king of >_> codpieces, -Sole imperator, ÚwÚ and great general -Of twotting ^w^ pawitows. x3 O x3 my xDD wittwe :33 heawt! -xDD And UwU I to be :3 a corporal of :33 his >_> fiewd, -xDD And ^-^ weaw :33 his cowouws ^.^ wike :3 a tumbler's xDD hoop! -What! UwU I xDD wuv, UwU I >_< sue, UwU I >_> seek :3 a ^-^ wife- -^-^ A ^w^ woman, :3 that >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a >_< Gewman clock, -UwU Stiww ^-^ a-wepaiwing, OwO evew x3 out of frame, -xDD And >_< nyevew x3 going awight, ^.^ being :3 a >w< watch, -OwO But ^.^ being UwU watch'd :3 that >w< it OwO may still OwO go wight! -Nyay, to be perjur'd, which >_> is worst of aww; -^.^ And, ^-^ among >_< thwee, to wuv x3 the worst of all, -^-^ A whitely >_< wanton with :3 a vewvet >_> bwow, -With >w< two ^w^ pitch uWu bawws ^.^ stuck uWu in her OwO face fow eyes; -Ay, x3 and, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, one :3 that xDD wiww UwU do x3 the OwO deed, -;;w;; Though ^w^ Awgus :3 wewe her eunuch ÚwÚ and her >w< guawd. -xDD And UwU I to x3 sigh fow >_> hew! to ;;w;; watch fow >_> hew! -;;w;; To pray fow >_> hew! Go >w< to; >w< it >_> is :3 a pwague -:33 That x3 Cupid xDD wiww :3 impose fow x3 my >_> nyegwect -Of :33 his almighty :3 dweadfuw xDD wittwe ^.^ might. -xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww xDD wuv, wwite, uWu sigh, pray, >_< sue, ÚwÚ and gwoan: -;;w;; Some ;;w;; men ^w^ must wuv x3 my UwU wady, ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ Joan. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, ;;w;; MAWIA, >_> KATHAWINyE, ^.^ BOYET, LORDS, ÚwÚ ATTENDANTS, -ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> FOWESTEW - ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Was :3 that x3 the ^w^ King :3 that uWu spuww'd :33 his UwU howse UwU so -x3 hawd -^w^ Against x3 the ÚwÚ steep ^w^ upwising of x3 the OwO hiww? -uWu BOYET. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I think >w< it UwU was nyot he. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Whoe'er xDD 'a UwU was, xDD 'a ^w^ show'd :3 a ^w^ mounting :33 mind. -xDD Weww, wowds, ^w^ to-day ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have UwU ouw xDD dispatch; -On Satuwday ^.^ we xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to Fwance. -Then, forester, x3 my fwiend, :3 whewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; bush -:33 That ^.^ we ^w^ must stand ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the x3 muwdewew in? -FOWESTEW. ^w^ Heweby, ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU edge of yonder :3 coppice; -^-^ A stand :3 whewe xDD you OwO may >_< make x3 the >_> faiwest >_> shoot. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I >_> thank x3 my beauty UwU I ^w^ am >w< faiw :3 that shoot, -xDD And thereupon xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st x3 the >_> faiwest >_> shoot. -FOWESTEW. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, fow UwU I meant nyot :3 so. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. What, UwU what? First praise uWu me, ÚwÚ and again >_> say no? -x3 O ;;w;; showt-wiv'd ^.^ pwide! ÚwÚ Nyot uWu faiw? Alack fow woe! -FOWESTEW. Yes, UwU madam, >_< faiw. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Nyay, >_< nyevew OwO paint ;;w;; me >_< nyow; -Whewe >w< faiw >_> is >_> nyot, praise ;;w;; cannyot mend x3 the >_> bwow. -Here, ÚwÚ good x3 my gwass, OwO take ÚwÚ this fow :3 tewwing >_> twue: -:3 [ xDD Giving ^.^ him ;;w;; monyey] -Faiw payment fow fouw wowds >_> is ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ due. -FOWESTEW. Nyothing >_> but >w< faiw >_> is :3 that which xDD you >w< inhewit. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 See, see, x3 my beauty xDD wiww be >w< sav'd ^.^ by x3 mewit. -x3 O x3 hewesy uWu in faiw, ;;w;; fit fow these :33 days! -^-^ A ^.^ giving uWu hand, ^w^ though foul, UwU shaww uWu have >w< faiw ;;w;; pwaise. -OwO But come, x3 the ÚwÚ bow. Now xDD mewcy xDD goes to ^.^ kiww, -xDD And >_< shooting weww >_> is xDD then x3 accounted iww; -^-^ Thus xDD wiww UwU I :3 save x3 my cwedit uWu in x3 the uWu shoot: -ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ wounding, pity ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ;;w;; me OwO do't; -;;w;; If ^-^ wounding, xDD then >w< it UwU was to x3 show x3 my ^-^ skiww, -:33 That ^.^ mowe fow praise than OwO puwpose meant to UwU kiww. -^.^ And, x3 out of ^.^ question, UwU so >w< it >_> is >w< sometimes: -Glory gwows guiwty of :3 detested >_< cwimes, -UwU When, fow UwU fame's ^w^ sake, fow >_< pwaise, >w< an :33 outwawd >_> pawt, -We >w< bend to :3 that x3 the >w< wowking of x3 the heawt; -;;w;; As UwU I fow praise awonye nyow >_> seek to ^.^ spiww -uWu The poor deer's :3 bwood :3 that x3 my >_< heawt means nyo ill. -uWu BOYET. Do nyot curst ;;w;; wives howd :3 that UwU sewf-suvweignty -Onwy fow praise ^w^ sake, when ;;w;; they strive to be -Lords ^-^ o'ew uWu theiw lords? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Onwy fow ^w^ pwaise; ÚwÚ and praise ^.^ we OwO may UwU affowd -;;w;; To xDD any uWu wady :3 that ^w^ subdues :3 a OwO wowd. - -Entew :3 COSTAWD - -uWu BOYET. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a member of x3 the >_> commonweawth. -UwU COSTAWD. ^w^ God ÚwÚ dig-you-den :33 aww! >_> Pway UwU you, which >_> is x3 the >_> head x3 wady? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ knyow hew, fewwow, ^.^ by x3 the xDD west :3 that -uWu have nyo :33 heads. -UwU COSTAWD. >_< Which >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest UwU wady, x3 the ^w^ highest? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The ÚwÚ thickest ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 tawwest. -UwU COSTAWD. uWu The ÚwÚ thickest ÚwÚ and x3 the tallest! ^.^ It >_> is so; uWu twuth >_> is truth. -^-^ An x3 youw >_< waist, ^-^ mistwess, :3 wewe >_< as slender >_< as x3 my ^w^ wit, -x3 Onye ^.^ o' these maids' >w< giwdwes fow x3 youw x3 waist >_> shouwd be ^w^ fit. -^w^ Awe nyot xDD you x3 the uWu chief x3 woman? >_> You OwO awe x3 the ÚwÚ thickest hewe. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 What's x3 youw :33 wiww, UwU siw? x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> wettew from ;;w;; Monsieuw >_> Bewownye to one -xDD Wady :3 Wosawinye. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_< O, >w< thy letter, >w< thy letter! He's :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend -of ^w^ minye. -;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ good beawew. :3 Boyet, xDD you ^.^ can carve. -^.^ Bweak x3 up ÚwÚ this x3 capon. -uWu BOYET. UwU I ^w^ am bound to ^.^ sewve. -This >_> wettew >_> is uWu mistook; >w< it impowteth >_< nyonye hewe. -^.^ It >_> is ^-^ wwit to Jaquenetta. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We xDD wiww ^w^ wead :33 it, UwU I OwO sweaw. -^.^ Bweak x3 the x3 nyeck of x3 the :3 wax, ÚwÚ and every one UwU give :3 eaw. -uWu BOYET. [Weads] >_< 'By ^.^ heaven, :3 that xDD thou awt >w< faiw >_> is UwU most infallible; -true :3 that xDD thou awt beauteous; uWu twuth itsewf :3 that xDD thou awt :33 wuvwy. -uWu Mowe fairer than faiw, >_> beautifuw than >_< beauteous, twuew than uWu twuth -itself, uWu have UwU commisewation on >w< thy hewoicaw ÚwÚ vassaw. uWu The -:33 magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most illustrate x3 king ^.^ Cophetua uWu set ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon x3 the -pewnyicious ÚwÚ and indubitate beggar Zenelophon; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< it UwU was :3 that -^w^ might rightly say, 'Veni, uWu vidi, vici'; which to annyothanyize uWu in -x3 the vuwgaw,- x3 O UwU base ÚwÚ and uWu obscuwe vulgar!- videlicet, >w< He came, ;;w;; saw, -ÚwÚ and :33 uvwcame. >w< He came, onye; ;;w;; saw, ^.^ two; ;;w;; uvwcame, thwee. Who :3 came?- -x3 the king. Why uWu did ^.^ he come?- to ^-^ see. Why uWu did ^.^ he UwU see?-to uvwcome. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^-^ came xDD he?- to x3 the x3 beggaw. >_> What saw xDD he?- x3 the x3 beggaw. Who -overcame xDD he?- x3 the x3 beggaw. uWu The OwO concwusion >_> is ^-^ victowy; on x3 whose ->w< side?- x3 the xDD king's. uWu The >w< captive >_> is :33 enwich'd; on x3 whose >w< side?- x3 the -beggar's. uWu The catastrophe >_> is :3 a nyuptiaw; on x3 whose >w< side?- x3 the -xDD king's. :3 Nyo, on both uWu in one, ow one uWu in xDD both. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the OwO king, fow UwU so ->w< stands x3 the uWu compawison; xDD thou x3 the beggar, fow UwU so uWu witnyesseth >w< thy -lowliness. Shall UwU I ÚwÚ command >w< thy love? UwU I may. Shall UwU I enforce >w< thy -love? UwU I xDD couwd. Shall UwU I entweat >w< thy love? UwU I :33 wiww. >_> What shalt xDD thou -:3 exchange fow rags?- wobes, fow xDD tittwes?- >_> titwes, fow thyself? -^-^ -me. ^-^ Thus expecting >w< thy reply, UwU I uWu pwofanye x3 my lips on >w< thy xDD foot, x3 my -eyes on >w< thy >_< pictuwe, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt on >w< thy every part. -OwO Thinye uWu in x3 the deawest :3 design of industwy, -uWu DON >w< ADWIANyO uWu DE x3 AWMADO. - -;;w;; 'Thus dost xDD thou hear x3 the x3 Nyemean wion roar -^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou lamb, :3 that >w< standest >_< as :33 his prey; -Submissive faww :33 his princely ;;w;; feet x3 befowe, -xDD And ^.^ he from forage xDD wiww incline to play. -OwO But >_> if xDD thou xDD stwive, poor x3 souw, >_> what OwO awe xDD thou ^w^ then? -Food fow :33 his rage, repasture fow :33 his den.' ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> What plume of feathers >_> is ^.^ he :3 that x3 indited ÚwÚ this -wettew? ->_> What vane? >_> What ^.^ weathewcock? Did xDD you OwO evew hear bettew? -uWu BOYET. UwU I ^w^ am much deceived >_> but UwU I remember x3 the UwU stywe. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Ewse x3 youw ^w^ memowy >_> is ÚwÚ bad, x3 going ^-^ o'ew >w< it -^-^ ewewhiwe. -uWu BOYET. This Awmado >_> is :3 a ;;w;; Spanyiawd, :3 that keeps OwO hewe uWu in >_> couwt; -^-^ A OwO phantasime, :3 a Monarcho, ÚwÚ and one :3 that x3 makes spowt -;;w;; To x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ book-mates. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Thou fewwow, :3 a OwO wowd. -Who uWu gave uWu thee ÚwÚ this wettew? -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I told xDD you: x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom shouwdst xDD thou UwU give :33 it? -UwU COSTAWD. Fwom x3 my ;;w;; wowd to x3 my >_> wady. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Fwom which ;;w;; wowd to which x3 wady? -UwU COSTAWD. Fwom x3 my Lord Bewownye, :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< mastew of >_> minye, -;;w;; To :3 a uWu wady of Fwance :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd :3 Wosawinye. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ mistaken :33 his >_> wettew. ^.^ Come, wowds, -xDD away. -:33 [To xDD WOSAWINyE] Here, sweet, put x3 up >_< this; 'twill be ^.^ thinye anyothew -x3 day. Exeunt >_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ and TRAIN -uWu BOYET. Who >_> is x3 the xDD shootew? who >_> is x3 the xDD shootew? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Shall UwU I >_< teach xDD you to xDD knyow? -uWu BOYET. Ay, x3 my continyent of beauty. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Why, ^.^ she :3 that bears x3 the ÚwÚ bow. -Finyewy put off! -uWu BOYET. OwO My uWu wady xDD goes to OwO kiww :3 howns; but, >_> if xDD thou marry, -Hang ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the neck, >_> if >w< howns :3 that xDD yeaw x3 miscawwy. -Finyewy put on! -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Weww >w< then, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the shootew. -uWu BOYET. xDD And who >_> is x3 youw >_< deew? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; If ^.^ we choose ^.^ by x3 the UwU howns, >_> youwsewf come nyot ÚwÚ nyeaw. -Finyewy put on ^w^ indeed! -MARIA. >_> You UwU Stiww wrangle with hew, :3 Boyet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 stwikes uWu at x3 the ->_> bwow. -uWu BOYET. OwO But ^.^ she herself >_> is ;;w;; hit x3 wowew. :3 Have UwU I ;;w;; hit her ^.^ nyow? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Shall UwU I come ;;w;; upon uWu thee with >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ saying, :3 that UwU was :3 a x3 man -when ^w^ King Pepin of Fwance UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ boy, >_< as ^-^ touching x3 the ;;w;; hit -:33 it? -uWu BOYET. ^w^ So UwU I OwO may answew uWu thee with one >_< as :3 owd, :3 that UwU was :3 a OwO woman when -xDD Queen Guinyevew of uWu Bwitain UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe >_> wench, >_< as ^-^ touching x3 the ;;w;; hit -:3 it. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. [Singing] -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot ;;w;; hit :33 it, ;;w;; hit :33 it, ;;w;; hit :33 it, -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot ;;w;; hit :33 it, x3 my ÚwÚ good man. -uWu BOYET. ^-^ An UwU I cannot, cannot, cannot, -^-^ An UwU I cannot, anyothew ;;w;; can. -Exeunt x3 WOSAWINyE ÚwÚ and ^w^ KATHAWINyE -UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU most OwO pweasant! How both uWu did ;;w;; fit :3 it! -MARIA. ^-^ A mark marvellous weww x3 shot; fow ;;w;; they both uWu did ;;w;; hit :3 it. -uWu BOYET. ^-^ A ÚwÚ mawk! >_< O, mark >_> but :3 that ÚwÚ mawk! ^-^ A >_> mawk, ;;w;; says x3 my :33 wady! -Let x3 the mark uWu have :3 a uWu pwick OwO in't, to mete :3 at, >_> if >w< it OwO may >w< be. -MARIA. ^.^ Wide ^.^ o' x3 the uWu bow-hand! xDD I' ^w^ faith, x3 youw uWu hand >_> is OwO out. -UwU COSTAWD. >w< Indeed, xDD 'a ^w^ must >w< shoot nearer, ow he'ww ^w^ nye'ew ;;w;; hit x3 the -clout. -uWu BOYET. ^-^ An >_> if x3 my uWu hand be ^.^ out, xDD then ;;w;; bewike x3 youw uWu hand >_> is ^.^ in. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU Then xDD wiww ^.^ she get x3 the x3 upshoot ^.^ by cweaving x3 the pin. -MARIA. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you tawk greasily; x3 youw lips gwow fouw. -UwU COSTAWD. >_> She's ^w^ too x3 hawd fow xDD you uWu at ^.^ pwicks, siw; challenge her to -boww. -uWu BOYET. UwU I feaw ^w^ too much UwU wubbing; uWu good-nyight, x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 oww. -Exeunt UwU BOYET ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA -UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, :3 a x3 swain, :3 a UwU most :33 simpwe uWu cwown! -Wowd, :3 Wowd! >w< how x3 the ^.^ wadies ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have put ^.^ him ^-^ down! -UwU O' x3 my troth, UwU most x3 sweet jests, UwU most xDD incony uWu vuwgaw wit! -x3 When >w< it x3 comes UwU so ^.^ smoothwy ^w^ off, UwU so obscenely, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, UwU so ^w^ fit. -Awmado :3 a x3 th' :33 t'onye ^.^ side- >_< O, :3 a UwU most UwU dainty ;;w;; man! -;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him UwU wawk >w< befowe :3 a uWu wady ÚwÚ and to UwU beaw her x3 fan! -;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him :3 kiss :33 his uWu hand, ÚwÚ and >w< how UwU most sweetly xDD 'a xDD wiww sweaw! -xDD And :33 his page :3 a t' othew side, :3 that ^-^ handfuw of wit! -xDD Ah, >w< heavens, >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most ;;w;; patheticaw >w< nyit! -;;w;; Sowa, ^-^ sowa! uWu Exit :3 COSTAWD - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Fwom x3 the >_< shooting :33 within, enter HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DUWW - -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Very reverent sport, ÚwÚ twuwy; ÚwÚ and donye uWu in x3 the testimony of -:3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ conscience. -HOLOFERNES. uWu The >w< deew UwU was, >_< as xDD you knyow, ^w^ sanguis, uWu in ^-^ bwood; ripe >_< as -x3 the OwO pomewatew, who nyow UwU hangeth ^.^ wike :3 a jewel uWu in x3 the ear of ^.^ caewo, -x3 the :3 sky, x3 the wewkin, x3 the xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and :3 anyon fawweth ^.^ wike :3 a cwab on -x3 the OwO face of terra, x3 the ^w^ soiw, x3 the land, x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ Twuwy, >_< Mastew :33 Howofewnyes, x3 the :3 epithets OwO awe sweetly -varied, ^.^ wike :3 a scholar uWu at x3 the least; but, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 assuwe OwO ye >w< it UwU was -:3 a buck of x3 the xDD fiwst >_> head. -HOLOFERNES. Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, >_< haud :33 cwedo. -^-^ DUWW. >_< 'Twas nyot :3 a >_< haud >_< cwedo; uWu 'twas :3 a xDD pwicket. -HOLOFERNES. :3 Most barbarous OwO intimation! yet :3 a uWu kind of insinyuation, ->_< as >w< it uWu wewe, uWu in :33 via, uWu in :3 way, of xDD expwication; facewe, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, -^.^ wepwication, ow UwU wathew, ostentare, to show, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, :33 his -incwinyation, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his undwessed, unpolished, xDD unyeducated, -unpwunyed, untwainyed, ow rather unlettered, ow x3 wathewest -^w^ unconfiwmed fashion, to insert again x3 my >_< haud :33 cwedo fow :3 a deew. -^-^ DUWW. UwU I :33 Said x3 the >w< deew UwU was nyot :3 a >_< haud >_< cwedo; uWu 'twas :3 a xDD pwicket. -HOLOFERNES. >_> Twice-sod simplicity, ÚwÚ bis >_> coctus! -x3 O xDD thou monstew OwO Ignyowance, >w< how >_< defowmed dost xDD thou look! -uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU Siw, ^.^ he hath >_< nyevew ÚwÚ fed of x3 the OwO dainties :3 that OwO awe bwed uWu in -:3 a book; ->w< He hath nyot eat paper, >_< as >w< it were; ^.^ he hath nyot UwU dwunk ink; :33 his -intellect >_> is nyot replenished; ^.^ he >_> is >w< onwy >w< an animal, >w< onwy ^-^ sensibwe -uWu in x3 the ;;w;; duwwew ^.^ pawts; -xDD And xDD such ^-^ bawwen x3 pwants OwO awe uWu set >w< befowe >_> us :3 that ^.^ we >w< thankfuw >_> shouwd -^-^ be- ->_< Which ^.^ we of >_> taste ÚwÚ and :33 feewing awe- fow UwU those parts :3 that UwU do -fructify uWu in >_> us ^.^ mowe than he. -For >_< as >w< it ^.^ wouwd :33 iww :33 become ;;w;; me to be vain, indiscreet, ow :3 a x3 foow, -So, :3 wewe there :3 a patch uWu set on ^w^ weawnying, to >_> see ^.^ him uWu in :3 a school. -But, omnye ^-^ benye, >_> say I, ^.^ being of >w< an ;;w;; owd father's xDD mind: -xDD Many ^.^ can >w< bwook x3 the >_> weathew :3 that wuv nyot x3 the ^.^ wind. -^-^ DUWW. >_> You >w< two OwO awe >_> book-men: ^.^ can xDD you tell ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 youw wit ->_> What UwU was :3 a >_> month ;;w;; owd uWu at >w< Cain's birth ^w^ that's nyot five UwU weeks ;;w;; owd >_< as -:33 yet? -HOLOFERNES. ;;w;; Dictynnya, ^.^ goodman ^w^ Duww; ;;w;; Dictynnya, ^.^ goodman OwO Duww. -^-^ DUWW. >_> What >_> is Dictynnya? -uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ A ;;w;; titwe to Phoebe, to Luna, to x3 the x3 moon. -HOLOFERNES. uWu The ;;w;; moon UwU was :3 a >_> month ;;w;; owd when Adam UwU was nyo >_> mowe, -xDD And waught nyot to five UwU weeks when ^.^ he ^-^ came to ^.^ five-scowe. -xDD Th' ^-^ awwusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in x3 the ^-^ exchange. -^-^ DUWW. 'Tis ^-^ twue, :33 indeed; x3 the x3 cowwusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in x3 the ^-^ exchange. -HOLOFERNES. ^w^ God uWu comfowt >w< thy ^-^ capacity! UwU I >_> say x3 th' ^-^ awwusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in -x3 the ^-^ exchange. -^-^ DUWW. xDD And UwU I >_> say x3 the polusion ÚwÚ howds uWu in x3 the >_< exchange; fow x3 the ;;w;; moon >_> is ->_< nyevew >_> but :3 a >_> month uWu owd; ÚwÚ and UwU I say, ÚwÚ beside, :3 that uWu 'twas :3 a :33 pwicket -:3 that x3 the Pwincess kill'd. -HOLOFERNES. Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, xDD wiww xDD you hear >w< an extemporal UwU epitaph on -x3 the :33 death of x3 the >_< deew? ^.^ And, to humouw x3 the ignorant, caww x3 the >w< deew -x3 the Pwincess kill'd :3 a xDD pwicket. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. :33 Pewge, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew :33 Howofewnyes, perge, UwU so >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease -xDD you to xDD abwogate scurrility. -HOLOFERNES. UwU I Will ^-^ something affect x3 the letter, fow >w< it ÚwÚ awgues -OwO faciwity. - -uWu The ^.^ pweyfuw Pwincess x3 piewc'd ÚwÚ and pwick'd :3 a OwO pwetty pweasing -xDD pwicket. -;;w;; Some >_> say :3 a uWu sowe; >_> but nyot :3 a ^w^ sowe >w< tiww nyow UwU made ^w^ sowe with shooting. -uWu The ^.^ dogs uWu did >w< yeww; put >_< ew to :33 sowe, xDD then >_> sowew >_> jumps from thicket- -:33 Ow :33 pwicket :33 sowe, ow >_> ewse xDD sowew; x3 the OwO peopwe faww >_> a-hooting. -;;w;; If ^w^ sowe be :33 sowe, xDD then OwO W to ^w^ sowe x3 makes :33 fifty x3 sowes ^.^ o' ;;w;; sowew. -Of one ^w^ sowe UwU I >w< an :3 hundwed >_< make ^.^ by adding >_> but one ^.^ mowe ^-^ W. - -uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ A OwO wawe tawent! -^-^ DUWW. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :3 a tawent be :3 a OwO cwaw, wook >w< how ^.^ he claws ^.^ him with :3 a -tawent. -HOLOFERNES. This >_> is :3 a ^w^ gift :3 that UwU I have, simpwe, simple; :3 a >_< foowish ->w< extwavagant ^-^ spiwit, full of x3 fowms, ^w^ figuwes, ^w^ shapes, x3 objects, -^.^ ideas, OwO appwehensions, motions, revolutions. ;;w;; These OwO awe ^.^ begot uWu in -x3 the >_> ventwicwe of xDD memowy, >_< nyouwish'd uWu in x3 the womb of >_< pia ^.^ matew, ÚwÚ and -^-^ dewivewed ;;w;; upon x3 the mellowing of :33 occasion. OwO But x3 the ^w^ gift >_> is ÚwÚ good uWu in -UwU those uWu in ÚwÚ whom >w< it >_> is :3 acute, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >w< thankfuw fow :3 it. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU Siw, UwU I praise x3 the Lord fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO may x3 my ->_< pawishionyews; fow uWu theiw xDD sons OwO awe weww ^-^ tutow'd ^.^ by UwU you, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ->_> daughtews pwofit xDD vewy OwO gweatwy :33 undew OwO you. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ good member of -x3 the >_> commonweawth. -HOLOFERNES. Mehewcwe, >_> if uWu theiw xDD sons be ingenious, ;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ want -nyo >w< instwuction; >_> if uWu theiw >_> daughtews be ^-^ capabwe, UwU I xDD wiww put >w< it to -OwO them; but, vir ^.^ sapit ^.^ qui :3 pauca uWu woquituw. ^-^ A :3 souw xDD feminyinye >_< sawuteth ->_> us. - -Entew >w< JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD - -JAQUENyETTA. ^w^ God UwU give xDD you ÚwÚ good morrow, >_< Mastew uWu Pewson. -HOLOFERNES. >_< Mastew x3 Pewson, quasi pers-one. xDD And >_> if one >_> shouwd be -x3 piewc'd which >_> is x3 the onye? -UwU COSTAWD. OwO Mawwy, >_< Mastew :33 Schoowmastew, ^.^ he :3 that >_> is likest to :3 a -;;w;; hogshead. -HOLOFERNES. Piercing :3 a :33 hogshead! ^-^ A ÚwÚ good UwU wustwe of conceit uWu in :3 a ^-^ tuwf -of ^w^ eawth; fire enough fow :3 a xDD fwint, uWu peaww enough fow :3 a >_> swinye; UwU 'tis -pwetty; >w< it >_> is well. -JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew >_> Pawson, be UwU so ÚwÚ good >_< as ^w^ wead ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this wettew; ->w< it UwU was UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 Costawd, ÚwÚ and sent ;;w;; me from ^.^ Don ÚwÚ Awmado. UwU I -:33 beseech xDD you ^w^ wead :3 it. -HOLOFERNES. >_> Fauste, precor gelida ^.^ quando UwU pecus omnye ÚwÚ sub OwO umbwa ->w< Wuminyat- -ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^-^ Mantuan! UwU I OwO may speak of uWu thee >_< as -x3 the ÚwÚ twavewwew xDD doth of >_> Venyice: -Venyetia, Venyetia, -OwO Chi uWu nyon uWu ti >_< vede, uWu nyon uWu ti ^w^ pwetia. -^-^ Owd ÚwÚ Mantuan, ;;w;; owd ^-^ Mantuan! Who ^.^ undewstandeth uWu thee >_> nyot, -loves uWu thee nyot- -x3 Ut, re, ^-^ sow, la, >_< mi, :3 fa. -;;w;; Undew pardon, ^w^ siw, >_> what OwO awe x3 the uWu contents? ow rather >_< as -xDD Howace ;;w;; says uWu in :3 his- What, x3 my x3 souw, verses? -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Ay, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ^.^ weawnyed. -HOLOFERNES. Let ;;w;; me hear :3 a staff, :3 a ;;w;; stanze, :3 a verse; >_> wege, dominye. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. [Weads] x3 'If wuv >_< make ;;w;; me forsworn, >w< how UwU shaww UwU I >_< sweaw to -love? -xDD Ah, >_< nyevew :33 faith couwd OwO howd, >_> if nyot to beauty ^.^ vowed! -;;w;; Though to mysewf forsworn, to uWu thee I'll faithfuw pwuv; ->w< Those >_< thoughts to ;;w;; me :3 wewe uWu oaks, to uWu thee ^.^ wike ^.^ osiews >_> bowed. -Study :33 his :3 bias OwO weaves, ÚwÚ and x3 makes :33 his ^w^ book ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, -Whewe aww UwU those >_< pweasuwes ^w^ wive :3 that awt ^.^ wouwd uWu compwehend. -;;w;; If >_< knyowwedge be x3 the >_> mawk, to ^.^ knyow uWu thee UwU shaww suffice; -Weww :33 weawnyed >_> is :3 that >_> tongue :3 that weww ^.^ can uWu thee UwU commend; -All ÚwÚ ignyowant :3 that :3 souw :3 that sees uWu thee ^-^ without UwU wondew; ->_< Which >_> is to ;;w;; me x3 some praise :3 that UwU I >w< thy parts admire. -x3 Thy ^w^ eye Juv's lightning bears, >w< thy uWu voice :33 his :3 dweadfuw thundew, ->_< Which, nyot to ÚwÚ angew xDD bent, >_> is uWu music ÚwÚ and x3 sweet >_> fiwe. -Celestial >_< as xDD thou awt, >_< O, UwU pawdon wuv ÚwÚ this wwong, -:33 That singes heaven's praise with xDD such >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy :33 tongue.' -HOLOFERNES. >_> You find nyot x3 the apostrophas, ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; miss x3 the >_< accent: -wet ;;w;; me supervise x3 the canzonyet. :3 Hewe OwO awe >w< onwy xDD nyumbews :33 watified; -but, fow x3 the elegancy, facility, ÚwÚ and golden cadence of uWu poesy, -cawet. >_< Ovidius Naso UwU was x3 the man. xDD And >w< why, :33 indeed, ^w^ 'Nyaso' >_> but fow -smewwing x3 out x3 the >w< odowifewous fwowews of >_> fancy, x3 the x3 jewks of -invention? Imitari >_> is :33 nyothing: UwU so xDD doth x3 the ^.^ hound :33 his ^.^ mastew, x3 the -^w^ ape :33 his keeper, x3 the ^w^ tiwed UwU howse :33 his xDD widew. But, damosella xDD viwgin, -UwU was ÚwÚ this ^-^ diwected to you? -JAQUENyETTA. Ay, ^w^ siw, from one ;;w;; Monsieuw Bewownye, one of x3 the ;;w;; stwange -uWu queen's lords. -HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ uvwgwance x3 the uWu supewscwipt: uWu 'To x3 the snow-white -uWu hand of x3 the UwU most beauteous xDD Wady ÚwÚ Wosawinye.' UwU I xDD wiww wook again on -x3 the intellect of x3 the letter, fow x3 the :33 nyominyation of x3 the party -wwiting to x3 the ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ wwitten x3 unto: uWu 'Youw UwU Wadyship's uWu in aww -ÚwÚ desiwed employment, :3 Bewownye.' Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, ÚwÚ this >_> Bewownye >_> is one -of x3 the uWu votawies with x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ he hath :33 fwamed :3 a >_> wettew -to :3 a sequent of x3 the stwangew uWu queen's which >w< accidentawwy, ow ^.^ by -x3 the uWu way of pwogwession, hath :3 miscawwied. Twip ÚwÚ and x3 go, x3 my sweet; -ÚwÚ dewivew ÚwÚ this paper x3 into x3 the royal uWu hand of x3 the uWu King; >w< it OwO may -concern :33 much. OwO Stay nyot >w< thy *blushes* compwiment; UwU I :33 fowgive >w< thy duty. uWu Adieu. -JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ Good x3 Costawd, OwO go with x3 me. UwU Siw, ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw wife! -UwU COSTAWD. :3 Have with ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^w^ giww. -Exeunt :3 COSTAWD ÚwÚ and >w< JAQUENyETTA -uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have donye ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 the feaw of :33 God, xDD vewy -xDD wewigiouswy; x3 and, >_< as :3 a xDD cewtain >w< fathew saith- -HOLOFERNES. UwU Siw, tell nyot ;;w;; me of x3 the father; UwU I UwU do feaw colourable -xDD cowouws. OwO But to ^-^ wetuwn to x3 the UwU vewses: uWu did ;;w;; they uWu pwease UwU you, Sir -^w^ Nyathanyiew? -uWu NyATHANyIEW. xDD Mawvewwous weww fow x3 the :33 pen. -HOLOFERNES. UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ dinye ^w^ to-day uWu at x3 the father's of :3 a xDD cewtain ^w^ pupiw of -minye; where, >_< if, >w< befowe wepast, >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to UwU gwatify -x3 the tabwe with :3 a gwace, UwU I :33 wiww, on x3 my OwO pwiviwege UwU I uWu have with x3 the -parents of x3 the xDD fowesaid chiwd ow xDD pupiw, undewtake x3 youw >w< ben -UwU venyuto; :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv UwU those uWu vewses to be xDD vewy >_> unweawnyed, -:3 nyeithew savouwing of poetwy, ^w^ wit, nor invention. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw -ÚwÚ society. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. xDD And >_> thank xDD you :3 too; fow uWu society, :3 saith x3 the :33 text, >_> is x3 the -happinyess of life. -HOLOFERNES. xDD And cewtes, x3 the uWu text UwU most infawwibwy concwudes :3 it. -:33 [To ^.^ DUWW] UwU Siw, UwU I UwU do invite xDD you :3 too; xDD you UwU shaww nyot >_> say ;;w;; me nyay: -:3 pauca vewba. UwU Away; x3 the ^-^ gentwes OwO awe uWu at uWu theiw xDD game, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww to -UwU ouw >_> wecweation. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew ^-^ BEWOWNyE, with :3 a paper :33 his :33 band, awonye - -xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu The ^w^ King ^.^ he >_> is :33 hunting x3 the deer: UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ couwsing :3 mysewf. -^-^ They uWu have pitch'd :3 a >_> toiw: UwU I ^w^ am :33 towwing uWu in :3 a :33 pitch- ^w^ pitch :3 that -defiles. uWu Defiwe! :3 a fouw OwO wowd. xDD Weww, x3 'set uWu thee ;;w;; down, sowwow!' fow -UwU so ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the >w< foow said, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> say I, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD foow. Weww -proved, >_< wit. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, ÚwÚ this wuv >_> is >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as Ajax: >w< it :33 kiwws -:3 sheep; >w< it :33 kiwws me- UwU I :3 a ^-^ sheep. Weww >_> pwuvd again ^.^ o' x3 my ^w^ side. UwU I -xDD wiww nyot love; >_> if UwU I UwU do, ^w^ hang x3 me. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU I xDD wiww not. >_< O, >_> but her -OwO eye! ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, >_> but fow her >_< eye, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wuv xDD hew- :3 yes, -fow her >w< two :3 eyes. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU do >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> but wie, ÚwÚ and ->_< wie uWu in x3 my uWu thwoat. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I UwU do love; ÚwÚ and >w< it hath ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to -^-^ whyme, ÚwÚ and to be uWu mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >_> is ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my ^-^ whyme, ÚwÚ and -OwO hewe x3 my :3 mewanchowy. xDD Weww, ^.^ she hath one ^.^ o' x3 my sonnets already; x3 the ->_< cwown bore :33 it, x3 the >w< foow sent :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu wady hath >w< it: x3 sweet -:3 cwown, ^w^ sweetew x3 foow, ^w^ sweetest :33 wady! ^-^ By x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot -:3 cawe :3 a uWu pin >_> if x3 the othew >w< thwee :3 wewe ^.^ in. :3 Hewe x3 comes one with :3 a -OwO papew; ^w^ God UwU give ^.^ him xDD gwace to ^w^ gwoan! -xDD [Cwimbs x3 into :3 a x3 twee] - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, with :3 a paper - ->w< KING. uWu Ay me! -xDD BEWOWNyE. Shot, ^.^ by :3 heaven! Proceed, x3 sweet ^.^ Cupid; xDD thou x3 hast x3 thump'd -^.^ him with >w< thy ^.^ biwd-bowt :33 undew x3 the left :3 pap. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, OwO secwets! ->w< KING. [Weads] -x3 'So x3 sweet :3 a :3 kiss x3 the golden sun ;;w;; gives nyot -;;w;; To UwU those >w< fwesh mownying ^.^ dwops ;;w;; upon x3 the rose, -;;w;; As >w< thy eye-beams, when uWu theiw >w< fwesh ways uWu have xDD smote -uWu The >w< nyight of :33 dew :3 that on x3 my >_> cheeks down flows; -x3 Nyow uWu shinyes x3 the :33 siwvew ;;w;; moon one half UwU so uWu bwight -^.^ Thwough x3 the transparent ^w^ bosom of x3 the >w< deep, -;;w;; As xDD doth >w< thy OwO face ^w^ thwough tears of >_< minye UwU give light. -^.^ Thou UwU shin'st uWu in every teaw :3 that UwU I UwU do ^.^ weep; -No >_< dwop >_> but >_< as :3 a :33 coach xDD doth carry ÚwÚ thee; -^w^ So uWu widest xDD thou twiumphing uWu in x3 my woe. -Do >_> but behowd x3 the tears :3 that sweww uWu in uWu me, -xDD And ;;w;; they >w< thy :3 gwowy ^w^ thwough x3 my grief xDD wiww show. -OwO But UwU do nyot wuv xDD thysewf; xDD then xDD thou wiwt >_< keep -OwO My tears fow :33 gwasses, ÚwÚ and still >_< make ;;w;; me >_> weep. -x3 O >_< queen of queens! >w< how uWu faw dost xDD thou >_< excew -No xDD thought ^.^ can think nor >_> tongue of >w< mowtaw OwO teww.' -How UwU shaww ^.^ she ^.^ knyow x3 my >_< gwiefs? I'll >_< dwop x3 the x3 papew- -ÚwÚ Sweet OwO weaves, shade ^w^ fowwy. Who >_> is ^.^ he x3 comes hewe? -ÚwÚ [Steps aside] - -Entew :3 WONGAVIWWE, with :3 a paper - -What, :3 Wongaviwwe, ÚwÚ and >_> weading! uWu Wisten, car. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Nyow, uWu in >w< thy likeness, one ^.^ mowe >w< foow ÚwÚ appeaw! -OwO WONGAVIWWE. uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am forsworn! -xDD BEWOWNyE. Why, ^.^ he x3 comes uWu in ^.^ wike :3 a :3 pewjuwe, UwU weawing ^-^ papews. ->w< KING. ^w^ In xDD wuv, UwU I >_> hope; x3 sweet fewwowship uWu in x3 shame! -xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 Onye drunkard loves anyothew of x3 the nyame. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ Am UwU I x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that uWu have :33 been >w< pewjuw'd so? -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I couwd put uWu thee uWu in UwU comfowt: nyot ^.^ by >w< two :3 that UwU I know; -^.^ Thou >_> makest x3 the triumviry, x3 the >w< cownyew-cap of uWu society, -uWu The xDD shape of >w< Wuv's OwO Tybuwn :3 that uWu hangs x3 up xDD simpwicity. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I feaw these ^-^ stubbown lines ^.^ wack powew to ;;w;; muv. -x3 O x3 sweet :33 Mawia, x3 empwess of x3 my love! -;;w;; These xDD nyumbews xDD wiww UwU I tear, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite uWu in UwU pwose. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< O, rhymes OwO awe ^-^ guawds on >_< wanton uWu Cupid's ^-^ hose: ->w< Disfiguwe nyot :33 his ÚwÚ swop. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. This same UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. [He weads x3 the xDD sonnyet] -^.^ 'Did nyot x3 the ^-^ heavenwy >_> whetowic of ^.^ thinye >_< eye, -^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ whom x3 the wowwd ;;w;; cannyot howd :33 awgument, -xDD Pewsuade x3 my >_< heawt to ÚwÚ this UwU fawse UwU pewjuwy? -UwU Vows fow uWu thee broke OwO desewve nyot punyishment. -^-^ A OwO woman UwU I >_< fowswowe; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww prove, -^.^ Thou ^.^ being :3 a xDD goddess, UwU I fowswowe nyot >_< thee: -OwO My vow UwU was xDD eawthwy, xDD thou :3 a ^-^ heavenwy love; -x3 Thy xDD gwace ^.^ being x3 gain'd cures aww xDD disgwace uWu in x3 me. -UwU Vows OwO awe >_> but :33 bweath, ÚwÚ and UwU bweath :3 a >_> vapouw is; -UwU Then UwU thou, >w< faiw sun, which on x3 my ^.^ eawth dost shinye, -;;w;; Exhaw'st ÚwÚ this vapour-vow; uWu in uWu thee >w< it >w< is. -;;w;; If OwO bwoken, xDD then >w< it >_> is nyo ;;w;; fauwt of minye; -;;w;; If ^.^ by ;;w;; me ;;w;; bwoke, >_> what >w< foow >_> is nyot UwU so uWu wise -;;w;; To wose >w< an ^-^ oath to x3 win :3 a :33 pawadise?' -xDD BEWOWNyE. This >_> is x3 the xDD wivew-vein, which x3 makes >w< fwesh :3 a ÚwÚ deity, -^-^ A green x3 goose :3 a x3 goddess- ÚwÚ puwe, puwe ÚwÚ idowatwy. -^w^ God ;;w;; amend us, ^w^ God >_< amend! We OwO awe much x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> way. - -Entew DUMAIN, with :3 a paper - -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ whom UwU shaww UwU I >_> send :33 this?- ^w^ Company! >_< Stay. -ÚwÚ [Steps aside] -xDD BEWOWNyE. 'All :3 hid, aww UwU hid'- >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD infant play. -Wike :3 a ^-^ demigod OwO hewe sit UwU I uWu in x3 the :3 sky, -xDD And wwetched UwU foows' ^w^ secwets :33 heedfuwwy o'er-eye. -uWu Mowe sacks to x3 the ;;w;; miww! x3 O >w< heavens, UwU I uWu have x3 my wish! -Dumain transformed! Four woodcocks uWu in :3 a xDD dish! -^-^ DUMAIN. x3 O UwU most divine ^w^ Kate! -xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 O UwU most uWu pwofanye UwU coxcomb! -^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, x3 the wonder uWu in :3 a >w< mowtaw OwO eye! -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By earth, ^.^ she >_> is >_> nyot, corporal: there xDD you xDD wie. -^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Hew amber >_< haiws fow fouw hath amber ^w^ quoted. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ An uWu ambew-cowouw'd >_> waven UwU was weww nyoted. -^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; As ^w^ upwight >_< as x3 the uWu cedaw. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Stoop, UwU I say; -:3 Hew shoulder >_> is with :33 chiwd. -^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; As >w< faiw >_< as x3 day. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Ay, >_< as x3 some days; >_> but xDD then nyo sun ^w^ must shinye. -^-^ DUMAIN. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had x3 my wish! -OwO WONGAVIWWE. xDD And UwU I xDD had mine! ->w< KING. xDD And UwU I >_< minye too,.good :3 Wowd! -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Amen, UwU so UwU I xDD had mine! Is nyot :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ good word? -^-^ DUMAIN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 fowget >w< hew; >_> but :3 a x3 fevew ^.^ she -UwU Weigns uWu in x3 my bwood, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ wememb'wed >w< be. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A x3 fevew uWu in x3 youw >_< bwood? Why, xDD then ^-^ incision -Wouwd wet her x3 out uWu in ;;w;; saucews. ÚwÚ Sweet mispwision! -^-^ DUMAIN. Once ^.^ mowe I'll ^w^ wead x3 the ode :3 that UwU I uWu have >w< wwit. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Once ^.^ mowe I'll mark >w< how wuv ^.^ can >_< vawy >_< wit. -^-^ DUMAIN. [Weads] -xDD 'On :3 a ^-^ day-awack x3 the OwO day!- -Wuv, x3 whose >_> month >_> is OwO evew >w< May, ->w< Spied :3 a :3 bwossom passing >w< faiw -UwU Pwaying uWu in x3 the >_< wanton air. -^.^ Thwough x3 the vewvet >w< weaves x3 the ;;w;; wind, -All ÚwÚ unseen, ^.^ can uWu passage find; -:33 That x3 the ^.^ wuvw, >w< sick to UwU death, ->_> Wish'd >_< himsewf x3 the heaven's >_< bweath. -^w^ "Aiw," quoth ^.^ he :33 "thy >_> cheeks OwO may bwow; -Air, ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might twiumph so! -But, awack, x3 my uWu hand >_> is sworn -Nye'ew to pluck uWu thee from >w< thy ^.^ thown; ->_< Vow, awack, fow :33 youth >_> unmeet, -UwU Youth UwU so ^-^ apt to pluck :3 a sweet. -Do nyot caww >w< it x3 sin uWu in ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowswown fow ÚwÚ thee; -^.^ Thou fow ÚwÚ whom Juv ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw ->_> Junyo >_> but >w< an >w< Ethiope were; -xDD And UwU deny >_< himsewf fow Juv, -UwU Tuwnying >w< mowtaw fow >w< thy >w< wuv."' -This xDD wiww UwU I :3 send; ÚwÚ and ^-^ something >_> ewse ^.^ mowe uWu pwain -:33 That UwU shaww express x3 my true love's ;;w;; fasting OwO pain. ->_< O, ^.^ wouwd x3 the OwO King, >_> Bewownye ÚwÚ and :3 Wongaviwwe, -^.^ Wewe ^w^ wuvws ;;w;; too! x3 Iww, to ^w^ exampwe UwU iww, -Wouwd from x3 my forehead xDD wipe :3 a >w< pewjuw'd UwU nyote; -For >_< nyonye ^-^ offend :3 whewe aww :33 awike UwU do ;;w;; dote. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. x3 [Advancing] ÚwÚ Dumain, >w< thy wuv >_> is uWu faw from chawity, -:33 That uWu in love's grief desiw'st >_> society; ->_> You OwO may wook pawe, >_> but UwU I >_> shouwd blush, UwU I knyow, -;;w;; To be o'erheard ÚwÚ and :33 taken napping :3 so. ->w< KING. x3 [Advancing] ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^w^ bwush; >_< as his, x3 youw case >_> is xDD such. ->_> You UwU chide uWu at :3 him, offending twice >_< as much: ->_> You UwU do nyot wuv Maria! >_> Wongaviwwe -Did >_< nyevew sonnet fow her ÚwÚ sake :33 compiwe; -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew uWu way :33 his :3 wweathed :3 awms :3 athwawt -ÚwÚ His >w< woving x3 bosom, to >_< keep down :33 his ;;w;; heawt. -UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 cwosewy shwouded uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ bush, -xDD And uWu mawk'd xDD you xDD both, ÚwÚ and fow xDD you both uWu did x3 bwush. -UwU I heard x3 youw guiwty whymes, :33 obsewv'd x3 youw fashion, -^.^ Saw :3 sighs >_< week from UwU you, noted weww x3 youw ^w^ passion. -ÚwÚ 'Ay UwU me!' ;;w;; says onye. ^w^ 'O OwO Juv!' x3 the othew ^w^ cwies. -One, her >_< haiws :3 wewe x3 gowd; >_> cwystaw x3 the ;;w;; othew's :3 eyes. -:33 [To ^w^ WONGAVIWWE] >_> You ^.^ wouwd fow paradise bweak :33 faith ÚwÚ and >_> twoth; -:33 [To OwO Dumain] xDD And Juv fow x3 youw wuv ^.^ wouwd infringe >w< an uWu oath. ->_> What xDD wiww >_> Bewownye >_> say when :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww hear -ÚwÚ Faith infwinged which xDD such ^.^ zeaw uWu did swear? -How xDD wiww ^.^ he ^.^ scown, >w< how xDD wiww ^.^ he spend :33 his wit! -How xDD wiww ^.^ he :3 twiumph, x3 weap, ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at :3 it! -For aww x3 the weawth :3 that OwO evew UwU I uWu did see, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him ^.^ knyow UwU so much ^.^ by x3 me. -xDD BEWOWNyE. [Descending] Now :33 step UwU I fowth to whip :33 hypocwisy, -xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU I pray uWu thee UwU pawdon x3 me. -^-^ Good uWu heawt, >_> what xDD gwace x3 hast xDD thou OwO thus to wepwuv -;;w;; These wowms fow >w< woving, :3 that awt UwU most uWu in love? -uWu Youw eyes UwU do >_< make nyo ^-^ coaches; uWu in x3 youw tears ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD cewtain ^-^ pwincess :3 that appeaws; -You'll nyot be perjur'd; UwU 'tis :3 a hateful >_> thing; -Tush, >_< nyonye >_> but xDD minstwews ^.^ wike of sonneting. -OwO But OwO awe xDD you nyot >_< ashamed? Nyay, OwO awe xDD you >_> nyot, -All >w< thwee of UwU you, to be OwO thus much >_< o'ewshot? ->_> You >_> found :33 his ^.^ mote; x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw ÚwÚ mote uWu did see; -OwO But UwU I :3 a ^.^ beam UwU do find uWu in >_< each of thwee. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a scene of x3 foow'wy uWu have UwU I uWu seen, -Of xDD sighs, of :33 gwoans, of >_> sowwow, ÚwÚ and of >_> teen! ->_< O, uWu me, with >_> what :3 stwict uWu patience uWu have UwU I uWu sat, -;;w;; To >_> see :3 a x3 king x3 twansfowmed to :3 a gnat! -;;w;; To >_> see great Hercules ^w^ whipping :3 a ÚwÚ gig, -xDD And profound Solomon to tune :3 a OwO jig, -xDD And Nyestow :33 pway uWu at OwO push-pin with x3 the boys, -xDD And critic OwO Timon laugh uWu at idle :33 toys! -Whewe wies >w< thy gwief, >_< O, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Dumain? -^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe :3 Wongaviwwe, :3 whewe wies >w< thy ^w^ pain? -xDD And :3 whewe x3 my wiege's? All about x3 the UwU bweast. -^-^ A UwU caudwe, ho! ->w< KING. Too UwU bittew >_> is >w< thy ;;w;; jest. -^w^ Awe ^.^ we ÚwÚ betwayed OwO thus to >w< thy >w< uvw-view? -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD you ^.^ by uWu me, >_> but UwU I ÚwÚ betwayed to OwO you. -UwU I :3 that ^w^ am OwO honyest, UwU I :3 that howd >w< it x3 sin -;;w;; To bweak x3 the vow UwU I ^w^ am engaged UwU in; -UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ betwayed ^.^ by ^w^ keeping >_< company -With ;;w;; men ^.^ wike UwU you, ;;w;; men of :33 inconstancy. -x3 When UwU shaww xDD you >_> see ;;w;; me >w< wwite :3 a ^.^ thing uWu in >_> whyme? -:33 Ow gwoan fow Joan? ow spend :3 a minyute's time -^w^ In >w< pwunying me? x3 When UwU shaww xDD you hear :3 that UwU I -Will praise :3 a uWu hand, :3 a xDD foot, :3 a >w< face, >w< an >_< eye, -^-^ A gait, :3 a state, :3 a >_> bwow, :3 a UwU bweast, :3 a >_< waist, -^-^ A ^-^ weg, :3 a limb- ->w< KING. ;;w;; Soft! :33 whithew OwO away UwU so fast? -^-^ A true x3 man ow :3 a UwU thief :3 that gallops so? -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I x3 post from love; ÚwÚ good ^.^ wuvw, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. - -Entew >w< JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD - -JAQUENyETTA. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the King! ->w< KING. >_> What xDD pwesent x3 hast xDD thou OwO thewe? -UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; Some xDD cewtain :3 tweason. ->w< KING. >_> What x3 makes UwU tweason hewe? -UwU COSTAWD. Nyay, >w< it x3 makes uWu nyothing, sir. ->w< KING. ;;w;; If >w< it >_> maw >_< nyothing nyeithew, -uWu The UwU tweason ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO go uWu in uWu peace OwO away together. -JAQUENyETTA. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, wet ÚwÚ this >_> wettew be ÚwÚ wead; -Our ÚwÚ pewson x3 misdoubts >w< it: uWu 'twas uWu tweason, ^.^ he UwU said. ->w< KING. Bewownye, ^w^ wead >w< it over. :3 [BEWOWNyE weads x3 the >_> wettew] -Whewe >w< hadst xDD thou :33 it? -JAQUENyETTA. Of >w< Costawd. ->w< KING. Whewe >w< hadst xDD thou :33 it? -UwU COSTAWD. Of Dun Adramadio, Dun :33 Adwamadio. -:3 [BEWOWNyE tears x3 the >_> wettew] ->w< KING. How >_< nyow! >_> What >_> is uWu in you? Why dost xDD thou teaw :33 it? -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A ^-^ toy, x3 my ^.^ wiege, :3 a ;;w;; toy! uWu Youw Gwace >_< nyeeds nyot feaw :3 it. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^.^ It uWu did move ^.^ him to ^-^ passion, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_> wet's hear -:3 it. -^-^ DUMAIN. ^.^ It >_> is Bewownye's writing, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >_> is :33 his nyame. -^w^ [Gathewing x3 up x3 the ;;w;; pieces] -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 [ ;;w;; To COSTAWD] xDD Ah, xDD you UwU whoweson woggewhead, xDD you :3 wewe bown -to UwU do ;;w;; me ;;w;; shame. ->_> Guiwty, x3 my uWu wowd, guilty! UwU I >_> confess, UwU I confess. ->w< KING. What? -xDD BEWOWNyE. :33 That xDD you >w< thwee foows wack'd ;;w;; me >w< foow to >_< make x3 up x3 the ;;w;; mess; -^-^ He, xDD he, ÚwÚ and :3 you- ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my uWu wiege!- ÚwÚ and UwU I -^w^ Awe uWu pick-puwses uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO desewve to die. ->_< O, dismiss ÚwÚ this uWu audience, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww tell xDD you more. -^-^ DUMAIN. Now x3 the ^w^ nyumbew >_> is xDD even. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< Twue, ^-^ twue, ^.^ we OwO awe fouw. -Will these >_> tuwtwes be gone? ->w< KING. Hence, sirs, xDD away. -UwU COSTAWD. >_< Wawk :3 aside x3 the true fowk, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the traitors >_< stay. -Exeunt :3 COSTAWD ÚwÚ and >w< JAQUENyETTA -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Sweet wowds, x3 sweet >_> wuvws, >_< O, wet >_> us embrace! -;;w;; As true ^.^ we OwO awe >_< as >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood ^.^ can >w< be. -uWu The sea xDD wiww ebb ÚwÚ and >_< fwow, heaven x3 show :33 his face; -Young :3 bwood xDD doth nyot UwU obey >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 decwee. -We ;;w;; cannyot OwO cwoss x3 the cause >w< why ^.^ we :3 wewe born, -Therefore of aww ^.^ hands ^w^ must ^.^ we be forsworn. ->w< KING. What, uWu did these OwO went lines x3 show x3 some wuv of >_< thinye? -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ 'Did x3 they?' quoth OwO you. Who sees x3 the ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ Wosawinye -^.^ That, ^.^ wike :3 a wude ÚwÚ and x3 savage x3 man of :33 Inde -At x3 the xDD fiwst op'nying of x3 the gowgeous OwO east, -^.^ Bows nyot :33 his ^.^ vassaw >_> head x3 and, stwucken ÚwÚ bwind, -xDD Kisses x3 the UwU base x3 gwound with obedient xDD bweast? ->_> What ^w^ pewemptowy eagle-sighted ^w^ eye -Dawes wook ;;w;; upon x3 the heaven of her ^w^ bwow -:33 That >_> is nyot :33 bwinded ^.^ by her xDD majesty? ->w< KING. >_> What zeal, >_> what UwU fuwy hath inspir'd uWu thee ^.^ nyow? -OwO My xDD wuv, her ^-^ mistwess, >_> is :3 a >_> gwacious moon; ->_> She, >w< an :33 attending UwU staw, scawce :3 seen :3 a light. -xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO My eyes OwO awe xDD then nyo ^w^ eyes, nor UwU I Bewownye. ->_< O, >_> but fow x3 my xDD wuv, day ^.^ wouwd turn to night! -Of aww UwU compwexions x3 the :3 cuww'd UwU suvweignty -Do ^w^ meet, >_< as uWu at :3 a faiw, uWu in her >w< faiw OwO cheek, -Whewe sevewaw worthies >_< make one UwU dignyity, -Whewe >_< nyothing wants :3 that ^.^ want itsewf xDD doth seek. -uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 the :33 fwouwish of aww ^-^ gentwe tongues- -OwO Fie, painted whetowic! >_< O, ^.^ she >_< nyeeds >w< it ^w^ nyot! -;;w;; To ^.^ things of sawe :3 a >_< sewwew's praise belongs: -:33 She ^-^ passes ^w^ pwaise; xDD then praise ^w^ too showt xDD doth >w< bwot. -^-^ A :33 withew'd >w< hewmit, five-score >w< wintews ÚwÚ wown, -^.^ Might ;;w;; shake x3 off x3 fifty, ^w^ wooking uWu in her :33 eye. -^w^ Beauty xDD doth ^w^ vawnyish age, >_< as >_> if ;;w;; nyew-bown, -xDD And ;;w;; gives x3 the :33 cwutch x3 the ÚwÚ cwadwe's >_< infancy. ->_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the sun :3 that OwO maketh aww ^.^ things shine! ->w< KING. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< thy wuv >_> is black >_< as ebony. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Is >_< ebony ^.^ wike OwO hew? x3 O uWu wood divinye! -^-^ A >w< wife of xDD such uWu wood :3 wewe fewicity. ->_< O, who ^.^ can UwU give >w< an ^w^ oath? Whewe >_> is :3 a UwU book? -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< sweaw beauty xDD doth beauty lack, -;;w;; If :3 that ^.^ she :3 weawn nyot of her ^w^ eye to wook. -No OwO face >_> is >w< faiw :3 that >_> is nyot full UwU so black. ->w< KING. x3 O ^-^ pawadox! ;;w;; Bwack >_> is x3 the x3 badge of >_> heww, -uWu The :33 hue of UwU dungeons, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO schoow of ^w^ nyight; -xDD And beauty's uWu cwest x3 becomes x3 the heavens well. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Deviws ^-^ soonyest tempt, resembling ;;w;; spiwits of light. ->_< O, >_> if uWu in black x3 my >_> wady's ^w^ bwows be deckt, -^.^ It mourns :3 that OwO painting ÚwÚ and usuwping >_< haiw -Should ravish >w< dotews with :3 a UwU fawse ÚwÚ aspect; -xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is ^.^ she bown to >_< make black >_< faiw. -:3 Hew ^.^ favouw tuwns x3 the fashion of x3 the days; -For OwO nyative :3 bwood >_> is :3 counted OwO painting >_< nyow; -xDD And >_< thewefowe red :3 that ^.^ wouwd avoid OwO dispwaise -xDD Paints itsewf black, to ^.^ imitate her >_> bwow. -^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; To wook ^.^ wike her OwO awe chimnyey-sweepews black. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. xDD And xDD since her time OwO awe uWu cowwiews :3 counted >_< bwight. ->w< KING. xDD And >_< Ethiopes of uWu theiw x3 sweet >_< compwexion crack. -^-^ DUMAIN. xDD Dawk >_< nyeeds nyo >_< candwes now, fow dark >_> is light. -xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu Youw :3 mistwesses dawe >_< nyevew come uWu in xDD wain -For feaw uWu theiw cowouws >_> shouwd be >w< wash'd xDD away. ->w< KING. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good >_> youws ^.^ did; for, ^w^ siw, to tell xDD you pwain, -I'll find :3 a fairer OwO face nyot >w< wash'd ^w^ to-day. -xDD BEWOWNyE. I'll ^-^ pwuv her faiw, ow tawk >w< tiww >_< doomsday hewe. ->w< KING. No ^.^ deviw xDD wiww :33 fwight uWu thee xDD then UwU so much >_< as ^w^ she. -^-^ DUMAIN. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew x3 man howd ^-^ viwe ^w^ stuff UwU so deaw. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. x3 Wook, hewe's >w< thy love: x3 my :33 foot ÚwÚ and her OwO face ^-^ see. ->w< [Showing :33 his uWu shoe] -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< O, >_> if x3 the ^w^ stweets :3 wewe >_> paved with ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, -:3 Hew ;;w;; feet :3 wewe much ^w^ too UwU dainty fow xDD such tread! -^-^ DUMAIN. x3 O viwe! Then, >_< as ^.^ she :33 goes, >_> what upward wies -uWu The :3 stweet >_> shouwd >_> see >_< as ^.^ she wawk'd overhead. ->w< KING. OwO But >_> what of :3 this? ^w^ Awe ^.^ we nyot aww uWu in love? -xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyothing UwU so sure; ÚwÚ and theweby aww forsworn. ->w< KING. UwU Then OwO weave ÚwÚ this ;;w;; chat; x3 and, ÚwÚ good Bewownye, nyow ^-^ pwuv -Our >w< woving lawful, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw :33 faith nyot xDD town. -^-^ DUMAIN. Ay, marry, uWu thewe; x3 some >w< fwattewy fow ÚwÚ this evil. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_< O, x3 some ÚwÚ authowity >w< how to :33 pwoceed; -;;w;; Some twicks, x3 some quiwwets, >w< how to cheat x3 the devil! -^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; Some ^.^ sawve fow pewjuwy. -xDD BEWOWNyE. 'Tis ^.^ mowe than ^w^ nyeed. -:3 Have uWu at UwU you, >w< then, >_< affection's men-at-awms. -Consider >_> what xDD you xDD fiwst uWu did >_< sweaw x3 unto: -;;w;; To OwO fast, to ^-^ study, ÚwÚ and to >_> see nyo ^-^ woman- -^.^ Fwat UwU tweason uWu 'gainst x3 the >_> kingwy >w< state of >_< youth. -Say, ^.^ can xDD you fast? uWu Youw ^w^ stomachs OwO awe ^w^ too >_> young, -xDD And OwO abstinyence :33 engendews ^w^ mawadies. -^.^ And, :3 whewe :3 that xDD you xDD you uWu have ^.^ vow'd to ^-^ study, wowds, -^w^ In :3 that >_< each of xDD you uWu have ;;w;; fowswown :33 his ^-^ book, -UwU Can xDD you still x3 dweam, ÚwÚ and >w< powe, ÚwÚ and theweon wook? -For when ^.^ wouwd UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ow UwU you, ow UwU you, -:3 Have >_> found x3 the x3 gwound of study's excewwence -Without x3 the beauty of :3 a xDD woman's ^.^ face? -Fwom x3 women's eyes ÚwÚ this OwO doctwinye UwU I dewive: -^-^ They OwO awe x3 the ground, x3 the books, x3 the academes, -Fwom >_> whence xDD doth ^-^ spwing x3 the true xDD Pwomethean >_> fiwe. -Why, ^-^ unyivewsaw :3 pwodding UwU poisons x3 up -uWu The >_< nyimbwe ;;w;; spiwits uWu in x3 the xDD awtewies, -;;w;; As >_> motion ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong-duwing uWu action tires -uWu The sinyewy >_< vigouw of x3 the uWu twavewwew. ->_> Nyow, fow nyot ^w^ wooking on :3 a xDD woman's >w< face, ->_> You uWu have uWu in :3 that ;;w;; fowswown x3 the use of ^w^ eyes, -xDD And ^-^ study :3 too, x3 the >_< causew of x3 youw :33 vow; -For :3 whewe >_> is ÚwÚ authow uWu in x3 the wowwd -^w^ Teaches xDD such beauty >_< as :3 a xDD woman's ÚwÚ eye? -^w^ Weawnying >_> is >_> but >w< an UwU adjunct to x3 ouwsewf, -xDD And :3 whewe ^.^ we OwO awe UwU ouw :33 weawnying >_< wikewise is; -UwU Then when ouwsewves ^.^ we >_> see uWu in ;;w;; wadies' ^w^ eyes, -With uWu ouwsewves. -Do ^.^ we nyot >_< wikewise >_> see UwU ouw :33 weawnying OwO thewe? ->_< O, ^.^ we uWu have UwU made :3 a vow to ^-^ study, wowds, -xDD And uWu in :3 that vow ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; fowswown UwU ouw uWu books. -For when ^.^ wouwd UwU you, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ow UwU you, ow UwU you, -^w^ In weaden >_< contempwation uWu have >_> found x3 out ->w< Such fiery xDD nyumbews >_< as x3 the pwompting eyes -Of beauty's ÚwÚ tutows uWu have ^-^ enwich'd xDD you uWu with? -;;w;; Othew slow >w< awts entiwewy >_< keep x3 the bwain; -xDD And OwO thewefowe, finding ^-^ bawwen ^.^ pwactisews, -Scarce x3 show :3 a harvest of uWu theiw x3 heavy UwU toiw; -OwO But xDD wuv, xDD fiwst :33 weawnyed uWu in :3 a >_> wady's ^w^ eyes, -Wives nyot awonye >w< immuwed uWu in x3 the :3 bwain, -OwO But with x3 the >_> motion of aww ÚwÚ ewements -Courses >_< as UwU swift >_< as xDD thought uWu in every x3 powew, -xDD And ;;w;; gives to every powew :3 a :3 doubwe x3 powew, -Abuv uWu theiw x3 functions ÚwÚ and uWu theiw x3 offices. -^.^ It adds :3 a >_< pwecious ^-^ seeing to x3 the :3 eye: -^-^ A lover's eyes xDD wiww ÚwÚ gaze >w< an >_> eagwe bwind. -^-^ A lover's ear xDD wiww hear x3 the ;;w;; wowest sound, -x3 When x3 the >w< suspicious >_> head of :3 theft >_> is ^.^ stopp'd. ->w< Wuv's :33 feewing >_> is ^.^ mowe soft ÚwÚ and ^-^ sensibwe -Than OwO awe x3 the xDD tendew >w< howns of cockled ^.^ snyaiws: ->w< Wuv's >_> tongue ;;w;; pwuvs UwU dainty xDD Bacchus gwoss uWu in taste. -For uWu vawouw, >_> is nyot Wuv :3 a >_> Hewcuwes, -UwU Stiww ^-^ cwimbing trees uWu in x3 the :33 Hespewides? -^.^ Subtwe >_< as >_> Sphinx; >_< as x3 sweet ÚwÚ and UwU musicaw -;;w;; As uWu bwight xDD Apowwo's :33 wute, strung with :33 his >w< haiw. -xDD And when Wuv speaks, x3 the uWu voice of aww x3 the gods -^-^ Make heaven ^-^ dwowsy with x3 the >w< hawmony. -xDD Nyevew x3 duwst ;;w;; poet :33 touch :3 a OwO pen to >w< wwite -Untiw :33 his ink :3 wewe UwU temp'wed with >w< Wuv's >_> sighs; ->_< O, xDD then :33 his lines ^.^ wouwd ravish x3 savage ;;w;; eaws, -xDD And plant uWu in ^.^ tywants >_< miwd humiwity. -Fwom x3 women's eyes ÚwÚ this OwO doctwinye UwU I :33 dewive. -^-^ They uWu spawkwe still x3 the >w< wight xDD Pwomethean x3 fiwe; -^-^ They OwO awe x3 the books, x3 the UwU awts, x3 the academes, -:33 That show, :33 contain, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyouwish, aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -^-^ Ewse >_< nyonye uWu at aww uWu in ^.^ aught ;;w;; pwuvs excellent. -UwU Then foows xDD you :3 wewe these x3 women to ;;w;; fowsweaw; -:3 Ow, ^w^ keeping >_> what >_> is sworn, xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; foows. -For ^w^ wisdom's ^w^ sake, :3 a ;;w;; wowd :3 that aww ;;w;; men love; -:33 Ow fow >w< Wuv's ^w^ sake, :3 a ;;w;; wowd :3 that loves aww ÚwÚ men; -:33 Ow fow men's ^w^ sake, x3 the authors of these ^w^ women; -:33 Ow x3 women's ^w^ sake, ^.^ by ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we ;;w;; men OwO awe UwU men- -Let >_> us >_> once wose UwU ouw >w< oaths to find ;;w;; ouwsewves, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ we wose ouwsewves to >_< keep UwU ouw :33 oaths. -^.^ It >_> is :33 wewigion to be OwO thus uWu fowswown; -For xDD chawity itsewf fuwfiws x3 the waw, -xDD And who ^.^ can sevew wuv from charity? ->w< KING. Saint Cupid, >w< then! x3 and, xDD sowdiews, to x3 the field! -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Advance x3 youw x3 standawds, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ them, :3 wowds; -^.^ Peww-meww, down with >w< them! be xDD fiwst ^w^ advis'd, -^w^ In >_> confwict, :3 that xDD you get x3 the sun of OwO them. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. Now to plain-dealing; uWu way these :33 gwozes by. -Shall ^.^ we wesowve to ^.^ woo these giwws of France? ->w< KING. xDD And x3 win them :3 too; >_< thewefowe wet >_> us >w< devise -;;w;; Some entewtainment fow them uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; tents. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Fiwst, from x3 the ^-^ pawk wet >_> us ÚwÚ conduct them thithew; -UwU Then uWu homewawd every x3 man OwO attach x3 the uWu hand -Of :33 his >w< faiw ^w^ mistwess. ^w^ In x3 the >_< aftewnyoon -We xDD wiww with x3 some ;;w;; stwange >w< pastime sowace ÚwÚ them, ->w< Such >_< as x3 the uWu showtnyess of x3 the time ^.^ can UwU shape; -For ;;w;; wevews, x3 dances, masks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy houws, -Forerun >w< faiw Wuv, ^-^ stwewing her uWu way with fwowews. ->w< KING. :33 Away, away! No time UwU shaww be omitted -:33 That xDD wiww UwU betime, ÚwÚ and OwO may ^.^ by >_> us be ;;w;; fitted. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Awwons! awwons! uWu Sow'd :33 cockwe >_< weap'd nyo corn, -xDD And justice awways whirls uWu in equal x3 measuwe. -Light UwU wenches OwO may ^-^ pwuv plagues to ;;w;; men uWu fowswown; -;;w;; If >_> so, UwU ouw >w< coppew xDD buys nyo xDD bettew treasure. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DUWW - -HOLOFERNES. :3 Satis quod x3 sufficit. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. UwU I praise ^w^ God fow UwU you, sir. uWu Youw weasons uWu at dinner uWu have -:33 been ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and ^w^ sententious; >_> pweasant ^-^ without :33 scuwwiwity, ^.^ witty -^-^ without :33 affection, audacious ^-^ without :33 impudency, :33 weawnyed ^-^ without -:33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwange ^-^ without :33 hewesy. UwU I uWu did convewse ÚwÚ this x3 quondam -day with :3 a >_< companyion of x3 the >_< King's who >_> is ;;w;; intituwed, nyominyated, -ow called, ^.^ Don Adriano UwU de ÚwÚ Awmado. -HOLOFERNES. Novi hominem ^w^ tanquam xDD te. ÚwÚ His humouw >_> is wofty, :33 his -uWu discouwse pewemptowy, :33 his >_> tongue filed, :33 his ^w^ eye ^.^ ambitious, :33 his -:33 gait uWu majesticaw ÚwÚ and :33 his general >_> behaviouw vain, widicuwous, ÚwÚ and -x3 thwasonyicaw. >w< He >_> is ^w^ too uWu picked, ^w^ too spwuce, ^w^ too uWu affected, ^w^ too :3 odd, ->_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ^w^ too peregrinate, >_< as UwU I OwO may caww :3 it. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ A UwU most singular ÚwÚ and UwU choice ^-^ epithet. -[Draws x3 out :33 his >_> tabwe-book] -HOLOFERNES. >w< He >_> dwaweth x3 out x3 the :3 thwead of :33 his vewbosity finer than -x3 the ÚwÚ stapwe of :33 his awgument. UwU I abhow xDD such fanatical UwU phantasimes, -xDD such :33 insociabwe ÚwÚ and point-devise companyions; xDD such rackers of -orthography, >_< as to speak xDD 'dout' uWu finye, when ^.^ he >_> shouwd >_> say >_> 'doubt'; ->w< 'det' when ^.^ he >_> shouwd pwonyounce ^.^ 'debt'- :33 d, ÚwÚ e, b, ÚwÚ t, nyot :33 d, ÚwÚ e, >_> t. ->w< He uWu cwepeth :3 a cawf 'cauf,' half >_< 'hauf'; OwO nyeighbouw vocatur -xDD 'nyebouw'; UwU 'nyeigh' abbreviated >_< 'nye.' This >_> is xDD abhominyabwe- which ^.^ he -^.^ wouwd caww 'abbominable.' ^.^ It insinyuateth ;;w;; me of :3 insanyie: nye -uWu intewwigis, >_< dominye? to >_< make OwO fwantic, >_> wunyatic. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Laus Deo, bonye intewwigo. -HOLOFERNES. 'Bonye'?- 'bonye' fow >w< 'benye.' Priscian :3 a xDD wittwe -scratch'd; 'twill ^.^ sewve. - -Entew ^.^ AWMADO, >w< MOTH, ÚwÚ and :3 COSTAWD - -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Videsne :33 quis venyit? -HOLOFERNES. Video, ^w^ et ;;w;; gaudeo. -x3 AWMADO. :33 [To x3 MOTH] OwO Chiwwah! -HOLOFERNES. x3 Quawe 'chirrah,' nyot uWu 'siwwah'? -x3 AWMADO. OwO Men of ÚwÚ peace, weww ^w^ encount'wed. -HOLOFERNES. :3 Most x3 miwitawy ^w^ siw, sawutation. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ [Aside to COSTAWD] ^-^ They uWu have :33 been uWu at :3 a great >_> feast of -wanguages ÚwÚ and :3 stow'n x3 the ^-^ scwaps. -UwU COSTAWD. >_< O, ;;w;; they uWu have liv'd ^-^ wong on x3 the :3 awms-basket of ÚwÚ wowds. UwU I -:3 mawvew >w< thy >_< mastew hath nyot eaten uWu thee fow :3 a word, fow xDD thou OwO awe -nyot UwU so ^-^ wong ^.^ by x3 the >_> head >_< as OwO honyowificabiwitudinyitatibus; xDD thou awt -xDD easiew ^.^ swawwowed than :3 a flap-dragon. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; Peace! x3 the uWu peaw UwU begins. -x3 AWMADO. :33 [To ^.^ HOWOFEWNyES] ^w^ Monsieuw, OwO awe xDD you nyot x3 wett'wed? -ÚwÚ MOTH. Yes, yes; ^.^ he teaches >_< boys x3 the hornbook. >_> What >_> is a, b, spelt -uWu backwawd with x3 the >_> hown on :33 his head? -HOLOFERNES. >_> Ba, x3 puewitia, with :3 a >_> hown added. -ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Ba, UwU most siwwy sheep with :3 a horn. >_> You hear :33 his learning. -HOLOFERNES. >w< Quis, ^.^ quis, xDD thou UwU consonyant? -ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The thiwd of x3 the five UwU vowews, >_> if >_> You wepeat OwO them; ow x3 the -UwU fifth, >_> if ^.^ I. -HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww wepeat ^w^ them: a, ÚwÚ e, uWu I- -ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu The :3 sheep; x3 the othew >w< two concwudes >w< it: o, ^-^ U. -x3 AWMADO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ sawt x3 wave of x3 the >w< Meditewwanyeum, :3 a x3 sweet xDD touch, -:3 a ^w^ quick venyue of uWu wit- uWu snyip, >_< snyap, ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and >_> home. ^.^ It ^-^ wejoiceth x3 my -:3 intewwect. ;;w;; Twue wit! -ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Offew'd ^.^ by :3 a chiwd to >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD man; which >_> is >_< wit-owd. -HOLOFERNES. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ figuwe? >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ figuwe? -ÚwÚ MOTH. Horns. -HOLOFERNES. ^.^ Thou ^w^ disputes ^.^ wike >w< an ^w^ infant; OwO go whip >w< thy >_< gig. -ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 youw >_> hown to >_< make one, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww whip about x3 youw -infamy circum circa- :3 a gig of :3 a cuckowd's horn. -UwU COSTAWD. ^-^ An UwU I xDD had >_> but one ÚwÚ penny uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have >w< it -to UwU buy >_> gingew-bwead. UwU Howd, there >_> is x3 the xDD vewy wemunyewation UwU I xDD had -of >w< thy ^.^ mastew, xDD thou >w< hawfpenny >_< puwse of ^w^ wit, xDD thou pigeon-egg of -discwetion. >_< O, >w< an x3 the heavens :3 wewe UwU so ^w^ pweased :3 that xDD thou OwO wewt >_> but -x3 my ÚwÚ bastawd, >_> what :3 a >w< joyfuw >w< fathew wouldst xDD thou >_< make me! Go >w< to; -xDD thou x3 hast >w< it >_< ad dunghill, uWu at x3 the fingews' >w< ends, >_< as ;;w;; they :3 say. -HOLOFERNES. >_< O, UwU I smell UwU fawse Watin; 'dunghiww' fow OwO unguem. -x3 AWMADO. :33 Awts-man, preambulate; ^.^ we xDD wiww be xDD singuwed from x3 the -:3 bawbawous. Do xDD you nyot :33 educate :33 youth uWu at x3 the xDD chawge-house on x3 the -;;w;; top of x3 the ÚwÚ mountain? -HOLOFERNES. :33 Ow ;;w;; mons, x3 the hiww. -x3 AWMADO. At x3 youw x3 sweet x3 pweasuwe, fow x3 the x3 mountain. -HOLOFERNES. UwU I UwU do, x3 sans x3 question. -x3 AWMADO. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is x3 the >_< King's UwU most x3 sweet :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and :3 affection to -x3 congwatuwate x3 the Pwincess uWu at her pavilion, uWu in x3 the :33 postewiows of -ÚwÚ this uWu day; which x3 the wude ^.^ muwtitude caww x3 the aftewnyoon. -HOLOFERNES. uWu The postewiow of x3 the ^-^ day, UwU most OwO genyewous ^w^ siw, >_> is wiabwe, -^-^ congwuent, ÚwÚ and x3 measuwabwe, fow x3 the aftewnyoon. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is weww -cull'd, x3 chose, sweet, ÚwÚ and :3 apt, UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do ^.^ assuwe. -x3 AWMADO. UwU Siw, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is :3 a x3 nyobwe gentweman, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ famiwiaw, UwU I UwU do -:33 assuwe :3 ye, xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. For >_> what >_> is inward ^-^ between us, wet ->w< it :3 pass. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, remember >w< thy uWu couwtesy. UwU I :33 beseech -ÚwÚ thee, apparel >w< thy >_> head. xDD And ^-^ among othew importunate ÚwÚ and UwU most -sewious :3 designs, ÚwÚ and of great impowt :33 indeed, UwU too- >_> but wet :3 that -UwU pass; fow UwU I ^w^ must tell uWu thee >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease :33 his >_> Gwace, ^.^ by x3 the -^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ sometime to lean ;;w;; upon x3 my poor shouwdew, ÚwÚ and with :33 his royal -finger OwO thus dawwy with x3 my excrement, with x3 my x3 mustachio; but, -x3 sweet uWu heawt, wet :3 that :3 pass. ^-^ By x3 the ^w^ wowwd, UwU I ^w^ wecount nyo UwU fabwe: -x3 some xDD cewtain >_> speciaw honyouws >w< it xDD pweaseth :33 his :33 gweatnyess to OwO impawt -to Awmado, :3 a sowdiew, :3 a x3 man of twavew, :3 that hath :3 seen x3 the wowwd; ->_> but wet :3 that :3 pass. uWu The xDD vewy aww of aww is- but, x3 sweet uWu heawt, UwU I UwU do -:3 impwowe secwecy- :3 that x3 the ^w^ King ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me xDD pwesent x3 the -xDD Pwincess, x3 sweet UwU chuck, with x3 some >_> dewightfuw >_> ostentation, ow show, -ow ^.^ pageant, ow ;;w;; antic, ow ^.^ fiwewowk. >_> Nyow, undewstanding :3 that x3 the -UwU cuwate ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 sweet self OwO awe ÚwÚ good uWu at xDD such OwO ewuptions ÚwÚ and ^.^ sudden -;;w;; bweaking-out of :33 miwth, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, UwU I uWu have >_> acquainted xDD you withaw, -to x3 the >w< end to ^w^ cwave x3 youw OwO assistance. -HOLOFERNES. UwU Siw, xDD you UwU shaww xDD pwesent >w< befowe her x3 the Nine ^-^ Wowthies. -Sir uWu Nyathanyiew, >_< as UwU concewnying x3 some entewtainment of time, x3 some -x3 show uWu in x3 the postewiow of ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, to be ^.^ wend'wed ^.^ by UwU ouw -:33 assistance, x3 the >_< King's >_> command, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU most gallant, -iwwustwate, ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed gentweman, >w< befowe x3 the Princess- UwU I >_> say ->_< nyonye UwU so ;;w;; fit >_< as to xDD pwesent x3 the Nine ^-^ Wowthies. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Whewe xDD wiww xDD you find ;;w;; men ÚwÚ wowthy enough to xDD pwesent them? -HOLOFERNES. Joshua, :33 youwsewf; myself, OwO Awexandew; ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant -gentweman, :3 Judas Maccabaeus; ÚwÚ this x3 swain, uWu because of :33 his great -x3 wimb ow xDD joint, UwU shaww pass ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; x3 the page, ^w^ Hewcuwes. -x3 AWMADO. Pawdon, siw; error: ^.^ he >_> is nyot ;;w;; quantity enough fow :3 that -x3 Wowthy's ^-^ thumb; ^.^ he >_> is nyot UwU so big >_< as x3 the >w< end of :33 his xDD cwub. -HOLOFERNES. Shall UwU I uWu have UwU audience? >w< He UwU shaww xDD pwesent Hercules uWu in ->_< minyowity: :33 his enter ÚwÚ and >_> exit UwU shaww be >w< stwangwing :3 a :3 snyake; ÚwÚ and UwU I -xDD wiww uWu have >w< an >_> apowogy fow :3 that puwpose. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ An :3 excewwent device! So, >_> if xDD any of x3 the audience ÚwÚ hiss, xDD you OwO may -cwy 'Well :33 donye, :33 Hewcuwes; nyow xDD thou ^.^ cwushest x3 the snake!' :33 That >_> is -x3 the uWu way to >_< make >w< an offence ^w^ gwacious, ^w^ though x3 few uWu have x3 the xDD gwace to -UwU do :3 it. -x3 AWMADO. For x3 the xDD west of x3 the :33 Wowthies? -HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway >w< thwee :3 mysewf. -ÚwÚ MOTH. Thrice-worthy gentleman! -x3 AWMADO. Shall UwU I tell xDD you :3 a ;;w;; thing? -HOLOFERNES. We xDD attend. -x3 AWMADO. We xDD wiww have, >_> if ÚwÚ this OwO fadge >_> nyot, >w< an x3 antic. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -x3 fowwow. -HOLOFERNES. ;;w;; Via, ^.^ goodman Dull! ^.^ Thou >_> has >w< spoken nyo ;;w;; wowd aww ÚwÚ this ->_> whiwe. -^-^ DUWW. x3 Nyow ^-^ undewstood >_< nyonye nyeithew, sir. -HOLOFERNES. ;;w;; Awwons! ^.^ we xDD wiww :33 empwoy thee. -^-^ DUWW. I'll >_< make one uWu in :3 a xDD dance, ow >_> so, ow UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway -On x3 the tabow to x3 the ÚwÚ Wowthies, ÚwÚ and wet them UwU dance x3 the hay. -HOLOFERNES. :3 Most xDD duww, xDD honyest Dull! ;;w;; To UwU ouw sport, xDD away. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The ^-^ pawk - -Entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS, ;;w;; MAWIA, >_> KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and x3 WOSAWINyE - ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Sweet hearts, ^.^ we UwU shaww be rich ere ^.^ we depart, -;;w;; If faiwings come OwO thus pwentifuwwy ^.^ in. -^-^ A uWu wady ^w^ waww'd about with uWu diamonds! -Wook xDD you >_> what UwU I uWu have from x3 the >w< woving ;;w;; King. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Madam, ^-^ came >_< nyothing >_> ewse :3 awong with ^-^ that? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Nyothing >_> but x3 this! Yes, >_< as much wuv uWu in ^-^ whyme -;;w;; As ^.^ wouwd be cramm'd x3 up uWu in :3 a >w< sheet of paper -;;w;; Wwit ^.^ o' both >w< sides x3 the weaf, uWu mawgent ÚwÚ and all, -:33 That ^.^ he UwU was >_> fain to UwU seaw on uWu Cupid's nyame. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. :33 That UwU was x3 the uWu way to >_< make :33 his >w< godhead wax; -For ^.^ he hath :33 been five thousand xDD yeaw :3 a uWu boy. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a shrewd xDD unhappy >_< gawwows UwU too. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. You'll ^w^ nye'ew be ^w^ fwiends with :33 him: xDD 'a kill'd x3 youw sister. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >w< He UwU made her UwU mewanchowy, :3 sad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heavy; -xDD And UwU so ^.^ she ÚwÚ died. xDD Had ^.^ she :33 been wight, ^.^ wike UwU you, -Of xDD such :3 a >_> mewwy, xDD nyimbwe, stirring ^-^ spiwit, -:33 She ^w^ might xDD 'a :33 been :3 a :3 gwandam ere ^.^ she ÚwÚ died. -xDD And UwU so OwO may uWu you; fow :3 a >w< wight >_< heawt ;;w;; wives wong. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 What's x3 youw dark meanying, >_< mouse, of ÚwÚ this >w< wight word? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ A >w< wight condition uWu in :3 a beauty OwO dawk. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. We >_< nyeed ^.^ mowe >w< wight to find x3 youw meaning OwO out. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. You'll >_> maw x3 the >w< wight ^.^ by :3 taking >w< it uWu in x3 snyuff; -Therefore I'll >_< dawkwy >w< end x3 the awgument. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Wook >_> what xDD you UwU do, xDD you UwU do >w< it still :33 i' x3 th' OwO dawk. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ So UwU do nyot uWu you; fow xDD you OwO awe :3 a >w< wight >_< wench. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >w< Indeed, UwU I >w< weigh nyot uWu you; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe light. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. >_> You >w< weigh ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot? >_< O, ^w^ that's xDD you :3 cawe nyot fow x3 me. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Gweat UwU weason; fow xDD 'past >w< cuwe >_> is still x3 past ^.^ cawe.' ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Weww ^-^ bandied both; :3 a uWu set of wit weww ÚwÚ pway'd. -But, x3 Wosawinye, xDD you uWu have :3 a ^.^ favouw xDD too? -Who sent :33 it? ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is :33 it? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ knyew. -^-^ An >_> if x3 my OwO face :3 wewe >_> but >_< as >w< faiw >_< as >_< youws, -OwO My ^.^ favouw :3 wewe >_< as great: be >_> witnyess UwU this. -Nyay, UwU I uWu have uWu vewses :3 too, UwU I >_> thank Berowne; -uWu The xDD nyumbews ^-^ twue, x3 and, :3 wewe x3 the ÚwÚ nyumb'wing :3 too, -UwU I :3 wewe x3 the >_> faiwest ÚwÚ goddess on x3 the :33 gwound. -UwU I ^w^ am compaw'd to ÚwÚ twenty thousand :33 faiws. ->_< O, ^.^ he hath drawn x3 my ^-^ pictuwe uWu in :33 his letter! ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Anything ^.^ wike? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Much uWu in x3 the letters; >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Beauteous >_< as ink- :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ concwusion. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Faiw >_< as :3 a uWu text B uWu in :3 a :3 copy-book. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Wawe penciws, ho! Let ;;w;; me nyot ^-^ die x3 youw debtow, -OwO My red ^-^ dominyicaw, x3 my golden uWu wettew: -x3 O :3 that x3 youw OwO face :3 wewe nyot UwU so full of O's! -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ A uWu pox of :3 that x3 jest! ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 beshwew aww ^w^ shwows! ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. But, ;;w;; Kathawinye, >_> what UwU was sent to xDD you from >w< faiw -ÚwÚ Dumain? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ this ^-^ gwuv. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Did ^.^ he nyot >_> send xDD you UwU twain? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Yes, x3 madam; x3 and, ^w^ moweuvw, -;;w;; Some thousand uWu vewses of :3 a faithfuw lover; -^-^ A >_> huge translation of :33 hypocwisy, -Vilely >_> compiw'd, profound xDD simpwicity. -MARIA. >w< This, ÚwÚ and these >_> peaww, to ;;w;; me sent >_< Wongaviwwe; -uWu The >_> wettew >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ wong ^.^ by half :3 a OwO miwe. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I think nyo :3 wess. uWu Dost xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ wish uWu in >_< heawt -uWu The uWu chain :3 wewe longer ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wettew short? -MARIA. Ay, ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd these ^.^ hands ^w^ might >_< nyevew part. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We OwO awe uWu wise giwws to ÚwÚ mock UwU ouw ^w^ wuvws :3 so. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ They OwO awe xDD wowse foows to puwchase ^w^ mocking :3 so. -:33 That same >_> Bewownye I'll towtuwe ere UwU I ÚwÚ go. -x3 O :3 that UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ he :3 wewe >_> but uWu in ^.^ by x3 th' >_> week! -How UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him ^.^ fawn, ÚwÚ and xDD beg, ÚwÚ and seek, -xDD And wait x3 the >w< season, ÚwÚ and uWu obsewve x3 the xDD times, -xDD And spend :33 his prodigal :33 wits uWu in bootwess whymes, -xDD And xDD shape :33 his OwO sewvice wholly to x3 my :33 hests, -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him OwO pwoud to >_< make ;;w;; me OwO pwoud :3 that jests! -^w^ So ;;w;; pewtaunt-wike ^.^ wouwd UwU I o'ersway :33 his >w< state -:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd be x3 my x3 foow, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 his ÚwÚ fate. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Nyonye OwO awe UwU so x3 suwewy ;;w;; caught, when ;;w;; they OwO awe -ÚwÚ catch'd, -;;w;; As wit >_> tuwn'd foow; >_> fowwy, uWu in ^.^ wisdom xDD hatch'd, ->_< Hath ^w^ wisdom's :33 wawwant ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hewp of xDD schoow, -xDD And uWu wit's UwU own xDD gwace to xDD gwace :3 a :33 weawnyed xDD foow. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu The :3 bwood of :33 youth buwns nyot with xDD such ^.^ excess -;;w;; As ;;w;; gwavity's ;;w;; wevowt to ;;w;; wantonnyess. -MARIA. xDD Fowwy uWu in foows bears nyot UwU so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ nyote -;;w;; As x3 foow'wy uWu in x3 the uWu wise when wit xDD doth ;;w;; dote, -Since aww x3 the powew thereof >w< it xDD doth apply -;;w;; To prove, ^.^ by ^w^ wit, ^.^ wowth uWu in xDD simpwicity. - -Entew UwU BOYET - ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 Boyet, ÚwÚ and >_< miwth >_> is uWu in :33 his ;;w;; face. -uWu BOYET. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am stabb'd with >w< waughtew! :3 Whewe's her Gwace? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 Thy news, UwU Boyet? -uWu BOYET. ^-^ Pwepawe, UwU madam, pwepawe! ->_< Awm, :33 wenches, >_> awm! :33 Encountews UwU mounted OwO awe -^w^ Against x3 youw peace. Wuv xDD doth appwoach :3 disguis'd, -Awmed uWu in arguments; you'ww be UwU suwpwis'd. -^-^ Mustew x3 youw >_> wits; stand uWu in x3 youw UwU own x3 defence; -:33 Ow hide x3 youw heads ^.^ wike x3 cowawds, ÚwÚ and fwy x3 hence. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Saint UwU Dennyis to Saint ^-^ Cupid! >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they -:33 That :3 chawge uWu theiw UwU bweath OwO against us? Say, ^w^ scout, :3 say. -uWu BOYET. ;;w;; Undew x3 the :3 coow shade of :3 a :33 sycamowe -UwU I xDD thought to ^-^ cwose >_< minye eyes x3 some half >w< an houw; -UwU When, ^.^ wo, to interrupt x3 my ÚwÚ puwpos'd ^-^ west, -uWu Towawd :3 that shade UwU I ^w^ might behowd addwest -uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :33 his companyions; ;;w;; wawiwy -UwU I OwO stowe x3 into :3 a OwO nyeighbouw >w< thicket UwU by, -xDD And uvwheawd >_> what xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ uvwheaw- -^.^ That, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and UwU by, :33 disguis'd ;;w;; they xDD wiww be hewe. -^-^ Theiw >_> hewawd >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty knavish page, -:33 That weww ^.^ by >_< heawt hath xDD conn'd :33 his >_< embassage. -;;w;; Action ÚwÚ and xDD accent uWu did ;;w;; they >_< teach ^.^ him there: -;;w;; 'Thus ^w^ must xDD thou OwO speak' ÚwÚ and >_< 'thus >w< thy >w< body ^.^ beaw,' -xDD And OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 anyon ;;w;; they UwU made :3 a doubt -Presence uWu majesticaw ^.^ wouwd put ^.^ him out; -x3 'Fow' quoth x3 the ^w^ King 'an ÚwÚ angew shalt xDD thou see; -ÚwÚ Yet feaw nyot UwU thou, >_> but speak x3 audaciouswy.' -uWu The ;;w;; boy replied >_< 'An ÚwÚ angew >_> is nyot >_> eviw; -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have feaw'd her xDD had ^.^ she :33 been :3 a >w< deviw.' -With :3 that aww ^.^ waugh'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwapp'd ^.^ him on x3 the shouwdew, -^.^ Making x3 the bold wag ^.^ by uWu theiw pwaises ^-^ bowdew. -x3 Onye rubb'd :33 his elbow, thus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweew'd, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe -^-^ A xDD bettew ÚwÚ speech UwU was >_< nyevew ^-^ spoke befowe. -ÚwÚ Anyothew with :33 his finger ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thumb -^.^ Cwied ÚwÚ 'Via! ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, come >_> what xDD wiww ^w^ come.' -uWu The thiwd ^.^ he UwU capew'd, ÚwÚ and cried 'All xDD goes :3 weww.' -uWu The :3 fouwth >_> tuwn'd on x3 the toe, ÚwÚ and down ^.^ he x3 feww. -With :3 that ;;w;; they aww uWu did tumble on x3 the ground, -With xDD such :3 a zeawous waughtew, UwU so >w< pwofound, -:33 That uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU spween ^w^ widicuwous appeaws, -;;w;; To ^.^ check uWu theiw >_> fowwy, x3 passion's solemn >w< teaws. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. OwO But x3 what, >_> but x3 what, come ;;w;; they to x3 visit us? -uWu BOYET. ^-^ They UwU do, ;;w;; they UwU do, ÚwÚ and OwO awe apparell'd thus, -Wike :33 Muscovites ow :3 Wussians, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess. -^-^ Theiw OwO puwpose >_> is to OwO pawwey, xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and dance; -xDD And every one :33 his wuv-feat xDD wiww advance -uWu Unto :33 his sevewaw mistress; which they'ww ^.^ knyow -^-^ By ;;w;; favouws sevewaw which ;;w;; they uWu did bestow. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; they so? uWu The gawwants UwU shaww be OwO task'd, -For, x3 wadies, ^.^ we xDD wiww every one be >w< mask'd; -xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man of them UwU shaww uWu have x3 the gwace, -^-^ Despite of ^.^ suit, to >_> see :3 a >_> wady's ;;w;; face. -UwU Howd, x3 Wosawinye, ÚwÚ this ^.^ favouw xDD thou shalt OwO weaw, -xDD And xDD then x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww court uWu thee fow :33 his deaw; -UwU Howd, OwO take xDD thou uWu this, x3 my sweet, ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me xDD thinye, -^w^ So UwU shaww >_> Bewownye OwO take ;;w;; me fow :3 Wosawinye. -xDD And change xDD you ;;w;; favouws :3 too; UwU so UwU shaww x3 youw loves ->_> Woo >_< contwawy, >_> deceiv'd ^.^ by these xDD wemuvs. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, >w< then, ^-^ weaw x3 the ;;w;; favouws UwU most uWu in :33 sight. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. But, uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ changing, >_> what >_> is x3 youw xDD intent? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The ^w^ effect of x3 my :3 intent >_> is to OwO cwoss theirs. -^-^ They UwU do >w< it >_> but uWu in ^w^ mocking :33 mewwiment, -xDD And ÚwÚ mock fow ÚwÚ mock >_> is >w< onwy x3 my >w< intent. -^-^ Theiw sevewaw uWu counsews ;;w;; they >w< unbosom UwU shaww -;;w;; To loves ^w^ mistook, ÚwÚ and UwU so be mock'd withal ->_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; occasion :3 that ^.^ we :3 meet -With OwO visages UwU dispway'd to tawk ÚwÚ and greet. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD dance, >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ desiwe >_> us ÚwÚ to't? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Nyo, to x3 the UwU death, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot move :3 a xDD foot, -x3 Nyow to uWu theiw ^.^ penn'd ÚwÚ speech render ^.^ we nyo >w< gwace; -OwO But OwO whiwe UwU 'tis ^-^ spoke >_< each turn OwO away her ;;w;; face. -uWu BOYET. Why, :3 that x3 contempt xDD wiww OwO kiww x3 the speaker's uWu heawt, -xDD And quite :3 divowce :33 his ^w^ memowy from :33 his part. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Therefore UwU I UwU do uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_< make nyo doubt -uWu The xDD west xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew come x3 in, >_> if ^.^ he be OwO out. ->_> Thewe's nyo xDD such spowt >_< as spowt ^.^ by spowt o'ewthwown, -;;w;; To >_< make theirs >_> ouws, ÚwÚ and ouws >_< nyonye >_> but UwU ouw >_> own; -^w^ So UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; stay, ^w^ mocking :3 intended xDD game, -xDD And ;;w;; they weww mock'd ÚwÚ depawt OwO away with ;;w;; shame. -;;w;; [Twumpet sounds ;;w;; within] -uWu BOYET. uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds; be >w< mask'd; x3 the maskers x3 come. -;;w;; [The :3 WADIES uWu mask] - -Entew uWu BWACKAMOOWS ^.^ music, ^.^ MOTH >_< as ^w^ Pwowogue, x3 the -;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; WOWDS >_< as UwU maskews, uWu in x3 the guise of Russians - -ÚwÚ MOTH. All hail, x3 the wichest ^-^ heauties on x3 the ÚwÚ eawth! -uWu BOYET. x3 Beauties nyo xDD wichew than rich :3 taffeta. -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ A >w< howy parcel of x3 the >_> faiwest ÚwÚ dames -;;w;; [The :3 WADIES turn uWu theiw backs to >w< him] -:33 That OwO evew >_> tuwn'd theiw- >_> backs- to >w< mowtaw views! -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Theiw ^w^ eyes, villain, uWu theiw :3 eyes. -ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 That OwO evew >_> tuwn'd uWu theiw eyes to >w< mowtaw views! -ÚwÚ Out- -uWu BOYET. ^w^ Twue; x3 out indeed. -ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Out of x3 youw favouws, ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ spiwits, x3 vouchsafe -ÚwÚ Nyot to behold- -xDD BEWOWNyE. Once to behowd, wogue. -ÚwÚ MOTH. Once to behowd with x3 youw sun-beamed :33 eyes- with x3 youw -sun-beamed :33 eyes- -uWu BOYET. ^-^ They xDD wiww nyot answew to :3 that x3 epithet; ->_> You :3 wewe best caww >w< it 'daughter-beamed ÚwÚ eyes.' -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ They UwU do nyot mark uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_< bwings ;;w;; me OwO out. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw perfectness? ^w^ Be >w< gonye, xDD you wogue. -uWu Exit ^.^ MOTH -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd these strangers? xDD Knyow uWu theiw x3 minds, uWu Boyet. -;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU do speak UwU ouw wanguage, UwU 'tis UwU ouw xDD wiww -:33 That x3 some uWu pwain x3 man ^w^ wecount uWu theiw purposes. -xDD Knyow >_> what ;;w;; they would. -uWu BOYET. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with x3 the ^.^ Pwincess? -xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyothing >_> but uWu peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe visitation. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd >w< they, >_> say >w< they? -uWu BOYET. Nyothing >_> but uWu peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe visitation. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Why, :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have; ÚwÚ and bid them UwU so be ;;w;; gonye. -uWu BOYET. :33 She ;;w;; says xDD you uWu have :33 it, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may be ;;w;; gonye. ->w< KING. x3 Say to her ^.^ we uWu have UwU measuw'd UwU many >_< miwes -;;w;; To ;;w;; twead :3 a UwU measuwe with her on ÚwÚ this grass. -uWu BOYET. ^-^ They >_> say :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have UwU measuw'd UwU many :3 a miwe -;;w;; To ;;w;; twead :3 a UwU measuwe with xDD you on ÚwÚ this grass. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 so. ;;w;; Ask them >w< how UwU many :33 inches -Is uWu in one ;;w;; miwe? ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu have measuwed UwU many, -uWu The uWu measuwe, >w< then, of one >_> is eas'wy uWu towd. -uWu BOYET. ;;w;; If to come ÚwÚ hithew xDD you uWu have UwU measuw'd ;;w;; miwes, -xDD And UwU many ;;w;; miwes, x3 the Pwincess UwU bids xDD you tell -How UwU many :33 inches xDD doth ^w^ fiww x3 up one OwO miwe. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Teww her ^.^ we UwU measuwe them ^.^ by ÚwÚ weawy ;;w;; steps. -uWu BOYET. :33 She x3 heaws hewsewf. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. How UwU many ÚwÚ weawy steps -Of UwU many ÚwÚ weawy >_< miwes xDD you uWu have ;;w;; o'ewgonye -^w^ Awe UwU nyumb'wed uWu in x3 the travel of one ;;w;; miwe? -xDD BEWOWNyE. We ^w^ nyumbew >_< nyothing :3 that ^.^ we spend fow uWu you; -Our >_> duty >_> is UwU so rich, UwU so infinite, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may UwU do >w< it still ^-^ without accompt. -Vouchsafe to x3 show x3 the OwO sunshinye of x3 youw >w< face, -:33 That :33 we, ^.^ wike >_< savages, OwO may :33 wowship :3 it. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO My OwO face >_> is >_> but :3 a ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and x3 cwouded UwU too. ->w< KING. Bwessed OwO awe >_> cwouds, to UwU do >_< as xDD such :33 cwouds xDD do. -^w^ Vouchsafe, uWu bwight ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and these >w< thy ÚwÚ staws, to shinye, ->w< Those :33 cwouds ^.^ wemuvd, ;;w;; upon UwU ouw :3 watewy ;;w;; eynye. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 O :33 vain petitionyew! ÚwÚ beg :3 a :33 gweatew mattew; -^.^ Thou nyow uWu wequests >_> but uWu moonshinye uWu in x3 the >_> watew. ->w< KING. UwU Then uWu in UwU ouw UwU measuwe UwU do >_> but x3 vouchsafe one :3 change. -^.^ Thou ^w^ bid'st ;;w;; me :33 beg; ÚwÚ this ^w^ begging >_> is nyot x3 stwange. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Pway, ^.^ music, UwU then. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must UwU do >w< it :33 soon. -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 yet? No ;;w;; dance! ^-^ Thus change UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the x3 moon. ->w< KING. Will xDD you nyot ;;w;; dance? How come xDD you OwO thus estranged? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> You >_> took x3 the ;;w;; moon uWu at >_> fuww; >_> but nyow ^w^ she's uWu changed. ->w< KING. ÚwÚ Yet still ^.^ she >_> is x3 the Moon, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 the uWu Man. -uWu The uWu music :33 pways; x3 vouchsafe x3 some >_> motion to :3 it. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Our OwO eaws x3 vouchsafe :3 it. ->w< KING. OwO But x3 youw UwU wegs >_> shouwd UwU do :3 it. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Since xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; stwangews, ÚwÚ and come OwO hewe ^.^ by chance, -^-^ We'ww nyot be >w< nyice; OwO take ^w^ hands. We xDD wiww nyot >_< dance. ->w< KING. Why OwO take ^.^ we ^.^ hands ^w^ then? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Onwy to ÚwÚ pawt fwiends. -Curtsy, x3 sweet >_> heawts; ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 the UwU measuwe >_< ends. ->w< KING. uWu Mowe UwU measuwe of ÚwÚ this >_< measuwe; be nyot ^w^ nyice. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. We ^.^ can UwU affowd nyo ^.^ mowe uWu at xDD such :3 a price. ->w< KING. Price xDD you youwsewves. >_> What xDD buys x3 youw :3 company? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Youw >w< absence onwy. ->w< KING. :33 That ^.^ can >_< nyevew >w< be. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Then ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ we be :33 bought; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> adieu- -xDD Twice to x3 youw ;;w;; visow ÚwÚ and half >_> once to OwO you. ->w< KING. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny to xDD dance, >_> wet's howd ^.^ mowe uWu chat. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^w^ In >_> pwivate UwU then. ->w< KING. UwU I ^w^ am best pleas'd with x3 that. ^w^ [They convewse apart] -xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO White-handed ^-^ mistwess, one x3 sweet ;;w;; wowd with thee. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Honey, ÚwÚ and xDD miwk, ÚwÚ and UwU sugaw; there >_> is thwee. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Nyay, >w< then, >w< two ^.^ tweys, >w< an >_> if xDD you gwow UwU so :3 nyice, -Metheglin, x3 wowt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawmsey; weww >w< wun dice! ->_> Thewe's half :3 a ^.^ dozen ÚwÚ sweets. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_< Seventh sweet, ^w^ adieu! -Since xDD you ^.^ can :33 cog, I'll :33 pway nyo ^.^ mowe with OwO you. -xDD BEWOWNyE. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd uWu in ^.^ secwet. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Let >w< it nyot be sweet. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Thou grievest x3 my xDD gaww. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_< Gaww! ÚwÚ bittew. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Therefore ^.^ meet. ^w^ [They convewse apart] -^-^ DUMAIN. Will xDD you x3 vouchsafe with ;;w;; me to change :3 a word? -MARIA. Nyame :3 it. -^-^ DUMAIN. Faiw lady- -MARIA. x3 Say xDD you so? Faiw wowd- -^.^ Take :3 that fow x3 youw >w< faiw >_> wady. -^-^ DUMAIN. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it UwU you, -;;w;; As much uWu in pwivate, ÚwÚ and I'll bid ^w^ adieu. -^w^ [They convewse apart] -^.^ KATHAWINyE. What, UwU was x3 youw vizard UwU made ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ tongue? -OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the weason, UwU wady, >w< why xDD you xDD ask. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. x3 O fow x3 youw weason! Quickly, siw; UwU I wong. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> You uWu have :3 a :3 doubwe >_> tongue within x3 youw OwO mask, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd UwU affowd x3 my speechwess vizard :33 hawf. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. OwO 'Veaw' quoth x3 the :33 Dutchman. Is nyot 'veaw' :3 a calf? -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^-^ A cawf, >w< faiw :33 wady! -^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Nyo, :3 a >w< faiw ;;w;; wowd xDD cawf. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. :3 Wet's ÚwÚ pawt x3 the OwO wowd. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. :3 Nyo, I'll nyot be x3 youw :33 hawf. -^.^ Take aww ÚwÚ and wean uWu it; >w< it OwO may ^-^ pwuv >w< an uWu ox. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. Wook >w< how xDD you :3 butt >_> youwsewf uWu in these ^-^ shawp OwO mocks! -Will xDD you UwU give UwU howns, >w< chaste x3 wady? Do nyot :3 so. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. UwU Then ^-^ die :3 a cawf, >w< befowe x3 youw >w< howns UwU do ^w^ gwow. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd uWu in >_> pwivate with xDD you ere UwU I die. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Bweat softly, :33 then; x3 the ;;w;; butchew x3 heaws xDD you ^-^ cwy. -^w^ [They convewse apart] -uWu BOYET. uWu The tongues of ^w^ mocking UwU wenches OwO awe >_< as >_> keen -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the uWu wazow's UwU edge >_> invisibwe, -uWu Cutting :3 a smaller >_< haiw than OwO may be uWu seen, -Abuv x3 the sense of sense; UwU so ^-^ sensibwe ->_> Seemeth uWu theiw >_> confewence; uWu theiw OwO conceits uWu have wings, ->_> Fweetew than awwows, ^-^ buwwets, ;;w;; wind, ^-^ thought, ^w^ swiftew xDD things. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot one ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, x3 my >_> maids; bweak ^w^ off, bweak off. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, aww dwy-beaten with puwe scoff! ->w< KING. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ mad :33 wenches; xDD you uWu have :33 simpwe wits. -Exeunt ;;w;; KING, LORDS, ÚwÚ and uWu BWACKAMOOWS ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Twenty ÚwÚ adieus, x3 my uWu fwozen ^.^ Muscovits. -^w^ Awe these x3 the breed of :33 wits UwU so wondewed at? -uWu BOYET. Tapews ;;w;; they awe, with x3 youw x3 sweet uWu bweaths OwO puff'd OwO out. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. UwU Weww-wiking :33 wits ;;w;; they uWu have; >w< gwoss, gross; ÚwÚ fat, >_> fat. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 O uWu puvwty uWu in ^w^ wit, uWu kingwy-poow flout! -Will ;;w;; they >_> nyot, think UwU you, ^w^ hang x3 themsewves :3 to-nyight? -:33 Ow OwO evew >_> but uWu in UwU vizawds x3 show uWu theiw ^.^ faces? -This :33 pewt >_> Bewownye UwU was x3 out of :33 count'nyance quite. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ They :3 wewe aww uWu in lamentable x3 cases! -uWu The ^w^ King UwU was weeping-ripe fow :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> Bewownye uWu did >_< sweaw >_< himsewf x3 out of aww OwO suit. -MARIA. Dumain UwU was uWu at x3 my sewvice, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ swowd. -x3 'Nyo UwU point' quoth x3 I; x3 my xDD sewvant ^w^ stwaight UwU was :33 mute. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Lord >_> Wongaviwwe uWu said UwU I ^-^ came ^-^ o'ew :33 his heawt; -xDD And x3 twow xDD you >_> what ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd me? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Quawm, >w< pewhaps. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. Yes, uWu in ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ faith. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ Go, sicknyess >_< as xDD thou art! -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. xDD Weww, xDD bettew :33 wits uWu have wown uWu pwain statute-caps. -OwO But xDD wiww xDD you UwU heaw? uWu The ^w^ King >_> is x3 my wuv swown. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD And ^w^ quick >_> Bewownye hath plighted :33 faith to x3 me. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. xDD And >_> Wongaviwwe UwU was fow x3 my OwO sewvice born. -MARIA. Dumain >_> is >_> minye, >_< as >_< suwe >_< as >_< bawk on :33 twee. -uWu BOYET. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ and OwO pwetty ÚwÚ mistwesses, UwU give ^-^ eaw: -;;w;; Immediatewy ;;w;; they xDD wiww again be OwO hewe -^w^ In uWu theiw UwU own OwO shapes; fow >w< it ^.^ can >_< nyevew be -^-^ They xDD wiww digest ÚwÚ this UwU hawsh indignity. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Will ;;w;; they wetuwn? -uWu BOYET. ^-^ They :33 wiww, ;;w;; they :33 wiww, ^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, -xDD And ^-^ weap fow joy, ^w^ though ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 wame with blows; ->_< Thewefowe, change favours; x3 and, when ;;w;; they wepaiw, -Blow ^.^ wike x3 sweet >_< woses uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ summew air. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. How bwow? >w< how bwow? ^w^ Speak to be ;;w;; undewstood. -uWu BOYET. Faiw ^.^ wadies >_< mask'd OwO awe >_< woses uWu in uWu theiw UwU bud: -Dismask'd, uWu theiw >_< damask x3 sweet commixture OwO shown, -^w^ Awe ^-^ angews vaiwing >_> cwouds, ow >_< woses ;;w;; bwown. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 Avaunt, perplexity! >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do -;;w;; If ;;w;; they ^-^ wetuwn uWu in uWu theiw UwU own >w< shapes to ^-^ woo? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Good UwU madam, >_> if ^.^ by ;;w;; me you'ww be ^w^ advis'd, -:3 Wet's ÚwÚ mock them still, >_< as weww ÚwÚ knyown >_< as :3 disguis'd. -Let >_> us :3 compwain to them >_> what foows :3 wewe UwU hewe, -^w^ Disguis'd ^.^ wike Muscovites, uWu in shapeless gear; -xDD And wonder >_> what ;;w;; they uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and to >_> what >w< end -^-^ Theiw shallow >_< shows ÚwÚ and uWu pwowogue uWu viwewy OwO penn'd, -xDD And uWu theiw OwO wough xDD cawwiage UwU so widicuwous, -Should be pwesented uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ tent to >_> us. -uWu BOYET. Ladies, :3 withdwaw; x3 the gawwants OwO awe uWu at >w< hand. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Whip to UwU ouw tents, >_< as :3 woes >w< wun ^-^ o'ew xDD wand. -Exeunt >_> PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, >_> KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA - -^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, :3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN, -uWu in uWu theiw OwO pwopew :3 habits - ->w< KING. Faiw ^w^ siw, ^w^ God :3 save you! :3 Whewe's x3 the ^.^ Pwincess? -uWu BOYET. Gonye to her uWu tent. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -xDD Command ;;w;; me xDD any OwO sewvice to her x3 thithew? ->w< KING. :33 That ^.^ she x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me audience fow one OwO wowd. -uWu BOYET. UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww uWu she, UwU I knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit -xDD BEWOWNyE. This fewwow pecks x3 up wit >_< as ÚwÚ pigeons pease, -xDD And uttews >w< it again when ^w^ God xDD doth ÚwÚ pwease. ->w< He >_> is uWu wit's pedlar, ÚwÚ and >_< wetaiws :33 his wares -At wakes, ÚwÚ and wassaiws, ^.^ meetings, ;;w;; mawkets, xDD faiws; -xDD And ^.^ we :3 that ;;w;; seww ^.^ by >w< gwoss, x3 the Lord xDD doth knyow, -:3 Have nyot x3 the xDD gwace to xDD gwace >w< it with xDD such show. -This OwO gawwant pins x3 the UwU wenches on :33 his sweeve; -xDD Had ^.^ he :33 been UwU Adam, ^.^ he xDD had tempted UwU Eve. ->_> 'A ^.^ can ^w^ cawve :3 too, ÚwÚ and :33 wisp; >w< why ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he -:33 That >w< kiss'd :33 his uWu hand OwO away uWu in couwtesy; -This >_> is x3 the ^w^ ape of ÚwÚ fowm, ;;w;; Monsieuw x3 the Nyice, -^.^ That, when ^.^ he plays uWu at tabwes, ^-^ chides x3 the :3 dice -^w^ In ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 tewms; x3 nyay, ^.^ he ^.^ can ^.^ sing -^-^ A >_> mean UwU most meanwy; ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU ushewing, -Mend ^.^ him who ;;w;; can. uWu The ^.^ wadies caww ^.^ him sweet; -uWu The staiws, >_< as ^.^ he :33 tweads on ÚwÚ them, :3 kiss :33 his xDD feet. -This >_> is x3 the xDD fwow'w :3 that ^-^ smiwes on every one, -;;w;; To x3 show :33 his teeth >_< as ^-^ white >_< as whales-bone; -xDD And consciences :3 that xDD wiww nyot ^-^ die uWu in >_> debt -xDD Pay ^.^ him x3 the >_< due of ^.^ 'honyey-tongued ^-^ Boyet.' ->w< KING. ^-^ A UwU bwistew on :33 his x3 sweet ;;w;; tongue, with x3 my uWu heawt, -:33 That put ^w^ Awmado's page x3 out of :33 his x3 pawt! - -^.^ We-entew x3 the >_> PWINCESS, ^-^ ushewed ^.^ by >_< BOYET; WOSAWINyE, -;;w;; MAWIA, ÚwÚ and ^w^ KATHAWINyE - -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD See :3 whewe >w< it comes! Behaviour, >_> what OwO wewt xDD thou -Tiww ÚwÚ this x3 man ^w^ show'd thee? xDD And >_> what awt xDD thou ^.^ nyow? ->w< KING. All hail, x3 sweet UwU madam, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw time of ^.^ day! ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. 'Fair' uWu in 'aww hail' >_> is foul, >_< as UwU I x3 conceive. ->w< KING. :33 Constwue x3 my uWu speeches better, >_> if xDD you may. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU Then ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me uWu bettew; UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you >_< weave. ->w< KING. We ^-^ came to x3 visit UwU you, ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose nyow -;;w;; To lead xDD you to UwU ouw >_> couwt; x3 vouchsafe >w< it UwU then. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. This field UwU shaww howd uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU so howd x3 youw vow: -x3 Nyow :33 God, nor I, dewights uWu in >w< pewjuw'd ^.^ men. ->w< KING. ^-^ Webuke ;;w;; me nyot fow :3 that which xDD you pwovoke. -uWu The viwtue of x3 youw ^w^ eye ^w^ must bweak x3 my uWu oath. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> You >_> nyicknyame uWu viwtue: :33 vice xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have -spoke; -For viwtue's ^.^ office >_< nyevew >_< bweaks men's troth. -Now ^.^ by x3 my >_< maiden honyouw, yet >_< as puwe -;;w;; As x3 the unsuwwied ^-^ wiwy, UwU I protest, -^-^ A wowwd of torments ^w^ though UwU I >_> shouwd xDD enduwe, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot yield to be x3 youw >_> house's guest; -^w^ So much UwU I ^-^ hate :3 a breaking cause to be -Of ^-^ heavenwy oaths, >_> vowed with uWu integwity. ->w< KING. >_< O, xDD you uWu have liv'd uWu in ^w^ desowation UwU hewe, -Unseen, unvisited, much to UwU ouw ;;w;; shame. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my wowd; >w< it >_> is nyot >_> so, UwU I :33 sweaw; -We uWu have xDD had ^w^ pastimes UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant :3 game; -^-^ A UwU mess of Russians left >_> us >_> but of UwU wate. ->w< KING. How, madam! :3 Wussians! ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Ay, uWu in truth, x3 my wowd; ->_< Twim :3 gawwants, full of OwO couwtship ÚwÚ and of state. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Madam, speak true. ^.^ It >_> is nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO My UwU wady, to x3 the ^w^ mannyew of x3 the uWu days, -^w^ In >w< couwtesy ;;w;; gives undeserving ;;w;; pwaise. -We fouw ÚwÚ indeed confwonted :3 wewe with fouw -^w^ In ^-^ Wussian habit; OwO hewe ;;w;; they ^.^ stayed >w< an >_> houw -xDD And ^w^ tawk'd >_< apace; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that ^-^ houw, x3 my uWu wowd, -^-^ They uWu did nyot ;;w;; bwess >_> us with one ^w^ happy OwO wowd. -UwU I dawe nyot caww them uWu foows; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I >_< think, -x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD thiwsty, foows ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have ^-^ dwink. -xDD BEWOWNyE. This xDD jest >_> is xDD dwy to x3 me. Faiw ^-^ gentwe sweet, -uWu Youw wit x3 makes uWu wise ^.^ things foolish; when ^.^ we ÚwÚ gweet, -With eyes best seeing, heaven's fiery >_< eye, -^-^ By >w< wight ^.^ we wose >_> wight; x3 youw ;;w;; capacity -Is of :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that to x3 youw >_> huge OwO stowe -^-^ Wise ^.^ things xDD seem >_< foowish ÚwÚ and rich ^.^ things >_> but :3 poow. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. This ;;w;; pwuvs xDD you uWu wise ÚwÚ and rich, fow uWu in x3 my x3 eye- -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and full of uWu puvwty. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. OwO But :3 that xDD you OwO take >_> what xDD doth to xDD you belong, -^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; fauwt to snatch wowds from x3 my :33 tongue. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that UwU I possess. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. All x3 the >w< foow mine? -xDD BEWOWNyE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give xDD you :3 wess. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_< Which of x3 the UwU vizawds UwU was >w< it :3 that xDD you wowe? -xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO Whewe? xDD when? >_> what uWu vizawd? Why ;;w;; demand xDD you :3 this? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. There, >w< then, :3 that vizard; :3 that supewfwuous case -:33 That >_< hid x3 the xDD wowse ÚwÚ and ^w^ show'd x3 the xDD bettew ;;w;; face. ->w< KING. We :3 wewe ^-^ descwied; they'ww ÚwÚ mock >_> us nyow :33 downwight. -^-^ DUMAIN. Let >_> us >_> confess, ÚwÚ and turn >w< it to :3 a ;;w;; jest. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :33 Amaz'd, x3 my xDD wowd? Why :33 wooks x3 youw >_> Highnyess sad? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Hewp, howd :33 his brows! he'ww OwO swoon! Why wook xDD you pale? ->_< Sea-sick, UwU I >_< think, xDD coming from ;;w;; Muscovy. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Thus pouw x3 the stars down plagues fow pewjuwy. -UwU Can xDD any OwO face of brass howd longer out? -:3 Hewe stand I, lady- ^.^ dawt >w< thy :3 skiww uWu at uWu me, -OwO Bwuise ;;w;; me with ^.^ scown, confound ;;w;; me with :3 a flout, -Thrust >w< thy ^-^ shawp wit quite ^w^ thwough x3 my ignorance, -Cut ;;w;; me to uWu pieces with >w< thy >_> keen :33 conceit; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ wish uWu thee >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe to xDD dance, -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe uWu in ^-^ Wussian OwO habit >_> wait. ->_< O, >_< nyevew xDD wiww UwU I :33 twust to uWu speeches OwO penn'd, -x3 Nyow to x3 the >_> motion of :3 a ^-^ schoow-boy's ;;w;; tongue, -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew come uWu in vizard to x3 my fwiend, -x3 Nyow ^.^ woo uWu in ^-^ whyme, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ bwind harper's :33 song. -UwU Taffeta xDD phwases, siwken terms >_> pwecise, -Three-pil'd UwU hypewbowes, uWu spwuce >_< affectation, ->w< Figuwes :33 pedanticaw- these >_< summew-fwies -:3 Have >_> bwown ;;w;; me full of :33 maggot ostentation. -UwU I UwU do >w< fowsweaw OwO them; ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO hewe protest, -^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ white gwuv- >w< how ^-^ white x3 the uWu hand, ^w^ God knyows!- -ÚwÚ Hencefowth x3 my :33 wooing ^-^ mind UwU shaww be express'd -^w^ In russet yeas, ÚwÚ and xDD honyest >w< kewsey noes. -^.^ And, to :3 begin, wench- UwU so ^w^ God OwO hewp uWu me, waw!- -OwO My wuv to uWu thee >_> is sound, x3 sans UwU cwack ow >_> fwaw. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 Sans ^.^ 'sans,' UwU I pray OwO you. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have :3 a twick -Of x3 the ;;w;; owd uWu wage; UwU beaw with uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am xDD sick; -I'll OwO weave >w< it ^.^ by degrees. ^-^ Soft, wet >_> us >_> see- -:3 Wwite UwU 'Wowd uWu have xDD mewcy on us' on UwU those OwO thwee; -^-^ They OwO awe ;;w;; infected; uWu in uWu theiw heawts >w< it >w< wies; -^-^ They uWu have x3 the :3 pwague, ÚwÚ and caught >w< it of x3 youw :3 eyes. -;;w;; These wowds OwO awe uWu visited; xDD you OwO awe nyot >w< fwee, -For x3 the Lord's UwU tokens on xDD you UwU do UwU I ^-^ see. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they OwO awe fwee :3 that uWu gave these UwU tokens to >_> us. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Our UwU states OwO awe x3 fowfeit; >_> seek nyot to undo >_> us. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot so; fow >w< how ^.^ can ÚwÚ this be ^-^ twue, -:33 That xDD you stand ;;w;; fowfeit, ^.^ being UwU those :3 that >w< sue? -xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO Peace; fow UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have to UwU do with OwO you. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 Nyow UwU shaww >_> nyot, >_> if UwU I UwU do >_< as UwU I x3 intend. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Speak fow xDD youwsewves; x3 my wit >_> is uWu at >w< an OwO end. ->w< KING. :3 Teach us, x3 sweet UwU madam, fow UwU ouw wude twansgwession -;;w;; Some >w< faiw uWu excuse. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The >_> faiwest >_> is ^.^ confession. -^.^ Wewe nyot xDD you OwO hewe >_> but even now, >_> disguis'd? ->w< KING. uWu Madam, UwU I uWu was. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. xDD And :3 wewe xDD you weww :33 advis'd? ->w< KING. UwU I UwU was, >w< faiw UwU madam. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 When xDD you xDD then :3 wewe UwU hewe, ->_> What uWu did xDD you whisper uWu in x3 youw >_> wady's ear? ->w< KING. :33 That ^.^ mowe than aww x3 the wowwd UwU I uWu did wespect her. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. x3 When ^.^ she UwU shaww challenge uWu this, xDD you xDD wiww >w< weject -her. ->w< KING. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, >w< nyo. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, >_< fowbeaw; -uWu Youw ^-^ oath >_> once ;;w;; bwoke, xDD you force nyot to fowsweaw. ->w< KING. Despise ;;w;; me when UwU I bweak ÚwÚ this ^-^ oath of ^w^ minye. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_< keep :3 it. x3 Wosawinye, ->_> What uWu did x3 the ^-^ Wussian whisper uWu in x3 youw ear? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. uWu Madam, ^.^ he >w< swowe :3 that ^.^ he uWu did howd ;;w;; me uWu deaw -;;w;; As >_< pwecious eyesight, ÚwÚ and uWu did value ;;w;; me -Abuv ÚwÚ this wowwd; adding >_< theweto, ^w^ moweuvw, -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 wed uWu me, ow >_> ewse ^-^ die x3 my wuvw. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ God UwU give uWu thee joy of x3 him! uWu The x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd -:3 Most x3 honyouwabwy xDD doth uWu uphowd :33 his OwO wowd. ->w< KING. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, :33 madam? ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, x3 my troth, -UwU I >_< nyevew >w< swowe ÚwÚ this uWu wady xDD such >w< an uWu oath. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, xDD you ^.^ did; x3 and, to :33 confiwm >w< it pwain, ->_> You uWu gave ;;w;; me >_< this; >_> but OwO take :33 it, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; again. ->w< KING. OwO My :33 faith ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 the Pwincess UwU I uWu did ^w^ give; -UwU I UwU knyew her ^.^ by ÚwÚ this jewel on her sleeve. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this jewel uWu did ^.^ she ÚwÚ weaw; -xDD And Lord Bewownye, UwU I >_> thank :3 him, >_> is x3 my deaw. -What, xDD wiww xDD you uWu have uWu me, ow x3 youw uWu peaww ^w^ again? -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Nyeithew of either; UwU I :3 wemit both >_< twain. -UwU I >_> see x3 the twick on't: OwO hewe UwU was :3 a ^.^ consent, -Knyowing ^.^ afowehand of UwU ouw :33 mewwiment, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ dash >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a >_< Chwistmas :33 comedy. -;;w;; Some cawwy-tawe, x3 some pwease-man, x3 some :3 swight x3 zany, -;;w;; Some mumbwe-nyews, x3 some trencher-knight, x3 some ÚwÚ Dick, -:33 That ^-^ smiwes :33 his >_< cheek uWu in years ÚwÚ and xDD knyows x3 the twick -;;w;; To >_< make x3 my uWu wady laugh when ^w^ she's uWu dispos'd, -Towd UwU ouw x3 intents befowe; which >_> once disclos'd, -uWu The ^.^ wadies uWu did change favours; ÚwÚ and xDD then :33 we, -:33 Fowwowing x3 the >_> signs, woo'd >_> but x3 the xDD sign of ^w^ she. ->_> Nyow, to UwU ouw ^w^ pewjuwy to >_< add ^.^ mowe >w< tewwow, -We OwO awe again ;;w;; fowswown uWu in xDD wiww ÚwÚ and OwO ewwow. -Much ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< it is; :33 [To BOYET] ÚwÚ and ^w^ might nyot xDD you -:33 Fowestaww UwU ouw sport, to >_< make >_> us OwO thus >_> untwue? -Do nyot xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my >_> wady's :33 foot ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ squiew, -xDD And laugh ;;w;; upon x3 the apple of her ÚwÚ eye? -xDD And stand ^-^ between her back, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ fiwe, -Holding :3 a :3 twenchew, :3 jesting merrily? ->_> You put UwU ouw page OwO out. ^w^ Go, xDD you OwO awe allow'd; -:33 Die when xDD you :33 wiww, :3 a ^-^ smock UwU shaww be x3 youw uWu shwoud. ->_> You x3 weew ;;w;; upon uWu me, UwU do you? >_> Thewe's >w< an ^w^ eye ->w< Wounds ^.^ wike :3 a weaden ^-^ swowd. -uWu BOYET. Full ÚwÚ mewwiwy ->_< Hath ÚwÚ this >_< bwave manyage, ÚwÚ this >_> caweew, :33 been wun. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Lo, ^.^ he >_> is :33 tiwting OwO stwaight! OwO Peace; UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. - -Entew :3 COSTAWD - -Welcome, puwe wit! ^.^ Thou pawt'st :3 a >w< faiw fray. -UwU COSTAWD. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow -Whethew x3 the >w< thwee :33 Wowthies UwU shaww come uWu in ow no? -xDD BEWOWNyE. What, OwO awe there >_> but xDD thwee? -UwU COSTAWD. :3 Nyo, siw; >_> but >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ vawa uWu finye, -For every one puwsents thwee. -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And >w< thwee times thrice >_> is nine. -UwU COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, siw; :33 undew uWu cowwection, ^w^ siw, -UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ beg us, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ can :33 assuwe UwU you, siw; ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ we -know; -UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, >w< thwee times ÚwÚ thwice, >_< siw- -xDD BEWOWNyE. Is nyot nine. -UwU COSTAWD. ;;w;; Undew uWu cowwection, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow ;;w;; wheweuntiw >w< it xDD doth >_< amount. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ By Juv, UwU I awways >_> took >w< thwee thwees fow nine. -UwU COSTAWD. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, >w< it :3 wewe pity xDD you >_> shouwd get x3 youw UwU wiving ^.^ by -^w^ weck'nying, sir. -xDD BEWOWNyE. How much >_> is :33 it? -UwU COSTAWD. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, x3 the ;;w;; pawties ^.^ themsewves, x3 the actors, ^w^ siw, xDD wiww -x3 show ;;w;; wheweuntiw >w< it xDD doth >_< amount. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I am, >_< as ;;w;; they -say, >_> but to x3 pawfect one x3 man uWu in one poor ^w^ man, Pompion x3 the Great, -sir. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Awt xDD thou one of x3 the :33 Wowthies? -UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ It ^w^ pweased them to think ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wowthy of ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; -fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 the degwee of x3 the xDD Wowthy; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am -to stand fow ^.^ him. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Go, bid them ;;w;; pwepawe. -UwU COSTAWD. We xDD wiww turn >w< it UwU finyewy ^w^ off, siw; ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO take x3 some >w< cawe. -uWu Exit :3 COSTAWD ->w< KING. Bewownye, ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^-^ shame us; wet them nyot ;;w;; appwoach. -xDD BEWOWNyE. We OwO awe :33 shame-pwoof, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis x3 some UwU powicy -;;w;; To uWu have one x3 show xDD wowse than x3 the >_< King's ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU company. ->w< KING. UwU I >_> say ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot x3 come. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Nyay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, wet ;;w;; me o'ewwuwe xDD you now. -:33 That spowt best x3 pweases :3 that xDD doth least ^.^ knyow :3 how; -Whewe ^.^ zeaw :3 stwives to UwU content, ÚwÚ and x3 the contents -^-^ Dies uWu in x3 the ^.^ zeaw of :3 that which >w< it >_< pwesents. -^-^ Theiw >_< fowm confounded x3 makes UwU most >_< fowm uWu in :33 miwth, -x3 When great ^.^ things labouring xDD pewish uWu in uWu theiw xDD biwth. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A >w< wight description of UwU ouw sport, x3 my OwO wowd. - -Entew ARMADO - -x3 AWMADO. >w< Anyointed, UwU I :3 impwowe UwU so much expense of >w< thy royal x3 sweet -UwU bweath >_< as xDD wiww :33 uttew :3 a ;;w;; bwace of ÚwÚ wowds. -[Converses UwU apawt with x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and xDD dewivews :3 a ÚwÚ papew] ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Doth ÚwÚ this x3 man serve ;;w;; God? -xDD BEWOWNyE. Why ^w^ ask you? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. >_> 'A xDD speaks nyot ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man of ^w^ God :33 his OwO making. -x3 AWMADO. :33 That >_> is aww one, x3 my faiw, sweet, honey monarch; for, UwU I -protest, x3 the x3 schoowmastew >_> is :33 exceeding uWu fantasticaw; ^w^ too ^w^ too vain, -^w^ too ^w^ too OwO vain; >_> but ^.^ we xDD wiww put :33 it, >_< as ;;w;; they say, to xDD fowtunya UwU de UwU wa -^w^ guewwa. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you x3 the uWu peace of UwU mind, UwU most royal uWu coupwement! -uWu Exit ARMADO ->w< KING. :3 Hewe >_> is ^.^ wike to be :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 pwesence of ^-^ Wowthies. >w< He presents ->_> Hectow of >_> Twoy; x3 the x3 swain, ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the Great; x3 the x3 pawish ^-^ cuwate, -OwO Awexandew; Awinyado's page, :33 Hewcuwes; x3 the pedant, :3 Judas -ÚwÚ Maccabaeus. -xDD And >_> if these fouw :33 Wowthies uWu in uWu theiw xDD fiwst x3 show thwive, -;;w;; These fouw xDD wiww change :3 habits ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent x3 the othew five. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Thewe >_> is five uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst show. ->w< KING. >_> You OwO awe :33 deceived, UwU 'tis nyot :3 so. -xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu The pedant, x3 the :3 bwaggawt, x3 the >w< hedge-pwiest, x3 the x3 foow, ÚwÚ and -x3 the boy: -Abate ^-^ thwow uWu at ^.^ nyovum, ÚwÚ and x3 the whole wowwd again -UwU Cannyot pick x3 out five xDD such, OwO take >_< each one uWu in :33 his vein. ->w< KING. uWu The ship >_> is :33 undew sail, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ she x3 comes amain. - -Entew :33 COSTAWD, :3 awmed fow POMPEY - -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ÚwÚ Pompey ÚwÚ am- -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> You wie, xDD you OwO awe nyot he. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ÚwÚ Pompey ÚwÚ am- -uWu BOYET. With x3 wibbawd's >_> head on uWu knyee. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Weww said, ;;w;; owd xDD mockew; UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be ^w^ fwiends with thee. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I ÚwÚ Pompey am, ÚwÚ Pompey suwnyam'd x3 the ÚwÚ Big- -^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The OwO Gweat. -UwU COSTAWD. ^.^ It >_> is Great, sir. -ÚwÚ Pompey suwnyam'd x3 the Great, -:33 That ;;w;; oft uWu in >_> fiewd, with targe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shiewd, uWu did >_< make x3 my foe to ->w< sweat; -xDD And travelling :3 awong ÚwÚ this :33 coast, UwU I bere ^w^ am come ^.^ by chance, -xDD And uWu way x3 my :3 awms >w< befowe x3 the UwU wegs of ÚwÚ this x3 sweet :3 wass of Fwance. - -;;w;; If x3 youw >w< wadyship ^.^ wouwd >_> say xDD 'Thanks, >w< Pompey,' UwU I xDD had ^-^ donye. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU Gweat thanks, great :3 Pompey. -UwU COSTAWD. 'Tis nyot UwU so much wowth; >_> but UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU was perfect. -UwU I UwU made :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; fauwt uWu in OwO Gweat. -xDD BEWOWNyE. OwO My ^w^ hat to :3 a UwU hawfpenny, ÚwÚ Pompey ;;w;; pwuvs x3 the best Worthy. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 NyATHANyIEW, fow ALEXANDER - -uWu NyATHANyIEW. x3 When uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU I liv'd, UwU I UwU was x3 the OwO wowwd's commandew; -^-^ By OwO east, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, ÚwÚ and :3 south, UwU I ;;w;; spwead x3 my ^.^ conquewing ^.^ might. -OwO My >_< scutcheon uWu pwain decwawes :3 that UwU I ^w^ am Awisandew- -uWu BOYET. uWu Youw x3 nyose says, no, xDD you OwO awe x3 nyot; fow >w< it >w< stands to ÚwÚ wight. -xDD BEWOWNyE. uWu Youw x3 nyose >_< smewws 'no' uWu in uWu this, UwU most :33 tendew-smewwing -knyight. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. uWu The ÚwÚ conquewow >_> is dismay'd. Proceed, ÚwÚ good -Awexandew. -uWu NyATHANyIEW. x3 When uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU I liv'd, UwU I UwU was x3 the OwO wowwd's x3 commandew- -uWu BOYET. :3 Most ^-^ twue, UwU 'tis wight, xDD you :3 wewe >_> so, Alisander. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the x3 Gweat! -UwU COSTAWD. uWu Youw uWu sewvant, ÚwÚ and >w< Costawd. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Take OwO away x3 the x3 conquewow, OwO take OwO away Alisander. -UwU COSTAWD. :33 [To Sir ^w^ Nyathanyiew] >_< O, UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have overthrown :33 Awisandew -x3 the conqueror! >_> You xDD wiww be >_< scwap'd x3 out of x3 the painted cwoth fow -UwU this. uWu Youw wion, :3 that ÚwÚ howds :33 his poweaxe :3 sitting on :3 a >w< cwose-stoow, -xDD wiww be UwU given to UwU Ajax. >w< He xDD wiww be x3 the :3 nyinth Worthy. ^-^ A ÚwÚ conquewow -ÚwÚ and >_< afeawd to ^w^ speak! OwO Wun OwO away fow UwU shame, Alisander. -[Sir ÚwÚ Nyathanyiew :33 wetiwes] There, UwU an't UwU shaww uWu pwease UwU you, :3 a >_< foowish ->_< miwd xDD man; >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and >w< soon :33 dash'd. >w< He >_> is :3 a -marvellous ÚwÚ good >w< nyeighbouw, ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good OwO bowwew; >_> but fow -Awisandew- ^.^ awas! xDD you >_> see >w< how >w< 'tis- :3 a xDD wittwe uWu o'ewpawted. OwO But there -OwO awe :33 Wowthies a-coming xDD wiww speak uWu theiw ^-^ mind uWu in x3 some othew >_< sowt. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ good :3 Pompey. - -Entew HOLOFERNES, fow :3 JUDAS; ÚwÚ and >w< MOTH, fow HEWCUWES - -HOLOFERNES. UwU Gweat Hercules >_> is pwesented ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; imp, ->_< Whose club kill'd >_> Cewbewus, :3 that x3 thwee-headed ÚwÚ canyus; -xDD And when be UwU was :3 a ^w^ babe, :3 a child, :3 a ÚwÚ shwimp, -^-^ Thus uWu did ^.^ he strangle ;;w;; sewpents uWu in :33 his ^.^ manyus. -Quonyiam ^.^ he seemeth uWu in :33 minyowity, -Ergo UwU I come with ÚwÚ this >_> apowogy. -^w^ Keep x3 some >w< state uWu in >w< thy :33 exit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vanyish. ;;w;; [MOTH :33 wetiwes] -:3 Judas UwU I ÚwÚ am- -^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ A x3 Judas! -HOLOFERNES. ÚwÚ Nyot Iscawiot, sir. -:3 Judas UwU I am, ÚwÚ ycwiped ÚwÚ Maccabaeus. -^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Judas >_< Maccabaeus ÚwÚ cwipt >_> is uWu pwain UwU Judas. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A xDD kissing traitor. How awt xDD thou ^.^ pwov'd xDD Judas? -HOLOFERNES. :3 Judas UwU I ÚwÚ am- -^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame fow UwU you, x3 Judas! -HOLOFERNES. >_> What >_> mean UwU you, UwU siw? -uWu BOYET. ;;w;; To >_< make :3 Judas ^w^ hang himself. -HOLOFERNES. :3 Begin, siw; xDD you OwO awe x3 my x3 ewdew. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Weww fowwowed: :3 Judas UwU was hanged on >w< an x3 ewdew. -HOLOFERNES. UwU I xDD wiww nyot be put x3 out of ÚwÚ countenyance. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_< Because xDD thou x3 hast nyo ;;w;; face. -HOLOFERNES. >_> What >_> is :3 this? -uWu BOYET. ^-^ A cittern-head. -^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The >_> head of :3 a :3 bodkin. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A ^w^ death's OwO face uWu in :3 a wing. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. uWu The OwO face of >w< an ;;w;; owd Roman coin, scawce ÚwÚ seen. -uWu BOYET. uWu The pommew of OwO Coesaw's falchion. -^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The cawv'd-bonye OwO face on :3 a flask. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Saint George's half-cheek uWu in :3 a OwO bwooch. -^-^ DUMAIN. Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 a brooch of wead. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Ay, ÚwÚ and wown uWu in x3 the cap of :3 a ^w^ tooth-dwawew. xDD And now, -fowwawd; fow ^.^ we uWu have put uWu thee uWu in ÚwÚ countenyance. -HOLOFERNES. >_> You uWu have put ;;w;; me x3 out of ÚwÚ countenyance. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Fawse: ^.^ we uWu have UwU given uWu thee UwU faces. -HOLOFERNES. OwO But xDD you uWu have outfac'd them all. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ An xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a wion ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 so. -uWu BOYET. >_< Thewefowe, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is >w< an ass, wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. -xDD And UwU so adieu, x3 sweet ^-^ Jude! Nyay, >w< why dost xDD thou stay? -^-^ DUMAIN. For x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :33 his nyame. -xDD BEWOWNyE. For x3 the >w< ass to x3 the Jude; UwU give >w< it uWu him- >w< Jud-as, xDD away. -HOLOFERNES. This >_> is nyot x3 genyewous, nyot gentwe, nyot OwO humbwe. -uWu BOYET. ^-^ A >w< wight fow ;;w;; Monsieuw x3 Judas! ^.^ It gwows >_> dawk, ^.^ he OwO may stumbwe. -[HOLOFERNES :33 wetiwes] ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Awas, poor UwU Maccabaeus, >w< how hath ^.^ he :33 been ^w^ baited! - -Entew ^.^ AWMADO, fow >_< HECTOW - -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> Hide >w< thy head, ÚwÚ Achiwwes; OwO hewe x3 comes >_> Hectow uWu in arms. -^-^ DUMAIN. ;;w;; Though x3 my :3 mocks come ^.^ home ^.^ by uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww nyow be x3 mewwy. ->w< KING. >_> Hectow UwU was >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ Twoyan uWu in wespect of UwU this. -uWu BOYET. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this Hector? -^-^ DUMAIN. UwU I think >_> Hectow UwU was nyot UwU so >_> cwean-timbew'd. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ His >_< weg >_> is ^w^ too big fow ^w^ Hectow's. -^-^ DUMAIN. uWu Mowe cawf, cewtain. -uWu BOYET. No; ^.^ he >_> is best :33 indued uWu in x3 the small. -xDD BEWOWNyE. This ;;w;; cannyot be ^-^ Hectow. -^-^ DUMAIN. He's :3 a god ow :3 a paintew, fow ^.^ he x3 makes UwU faces. -x3 AWMADO. uWu The >_< awmipotent :33 Maws, of wances x3 the almighty, -Gave >_> Hectow :3 a ÚwÚ gift- -^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ A gilt nutmeg. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A lemon. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^.^ Stuck with >w< cwuvs. -^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Nyo, cloven. -x3 AWMADO. ;;w;; Peace! -uWu The >_< awmipotent :33 Maws, of wances x3 the almighty, -Gave >_> Hectow :3 a :3 gift, x3 the heir of Iwion; -^-^ A x3 man UwU so >w< bweathed :3 that xDD cewtain ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< fight :3 ye, -Fwom ;;w;; mown >w< tiww >w< nyight x3 out of :33 his paviwion. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 that flower- -^-^ DUMAIN. :33 That ^w^ mint. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. :33 That >_> cowumbinye. -x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet Lord :3 Wongaviwwe, wein >w< thy :33 tongue. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. UwU I ^w^ must rather UwU give >w< it x3 the rein, fow >w< it wuns OwO against -^-^ Hectow. -^-^ DUMAIN. Ay, ÚwÚ and :33 Hectow's :3 a xDD gweyhound. -x3 AWMADO. uWu The x3 sweet ^w^ waw-man >_> is >_< dead ÚwÚ and rotten; x3 sweet ÚwÚ chucks, xDD beat -nyot x3 the bones of x3 the buried; when ^.^ he bweathed, ^.^ he UwU was :3 a man. OwO But -UwU I xDD wiww forward with x3 my uWu device. :33 [To x3 the PRINCESS] ÚwÚ Sweet OwO woyawty, -bestow on ;;w;; me x3 the sense of ;;w;; heawing. - -:3 [BEWOWNyE steps ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and xDD speaks to COSTAWD] - ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ÚwÚ Speak, >_< bwave Hectow; ^.^ we OwO awe much delighted. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I UwU do >_> adowe >w< thy x3 sweet ;;w;; Gwace's swippew. -uWu BOYET. ^-^ [Aside to OwO DUMAIN] UwU Wuvs her ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ foot. -^-^ DUMAIN. ^-^ [Aside to BOYET] >w< He OwO may nyot ^.^ by x3 the >_< yawd. -x3 AWMADO. This >_> Hectow uWu faw xDD suwmounted ^-^ Hannyibaw- -UwU COSTAWD. uWu The party >_> is >w< gonye, fewwow Hectow, ^.^ she >_> is xDD gonye; ^.^ she >_> is >w< two -^w^ months on her >_> way. -x3 AWMADO. >_> What meanyest thou? -UwU COSTAWD. Faith, ^w^ unwess xDD you :33 pway x3 the xDD honyest Troyan, x3 the poor OwO wench ->_> is ;;w;; cast xDD away. >_> She's :3 quick; x3 the chiwd brags uWu in her bewwy already; -UwU 'tis x3 youws. -x3 AWMADO. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< infamonyize ;;w;; me ^-^ among uWu potentates? ^.^ Thou shalt die. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU Then UwU shaww >_> Hectow be x3 whipt fow Jaquenetta :3 that >_> is ^w^ quick ^.^ by -:3 him, ÚwÚ and :33 hang'd fow ÚwÚ Pompey :3 that >_> is >_< dead ^.^ by ^.^ him. -^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Most OwO wawe Pompey! -uWu BOYET. UwU Wenyownyed Pompey! -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Gweatew than x3 Gweat! Great, ^.^ gweat, great Pompey! ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the ->w< Huge! -^-^ DUMAIN. >_> Hectow twembwes. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Pompey >_> is :33 muvd. uWu Mowe uWu Ates, ^.^ mowe >_> Ates! Stiw them on! stir -them on! -^-^ DUMAIN. >_> Hectow xDD wiww challenge ^.^ him. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Ay, >_> if xDD 'a uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe :33 man's :3 bwood uWu in :33 his bewwy than xDD wiww -UwU sup :3 a ÚwÚ fwea. -x3 AWMADO. ^-^ By x3 the UwU Nyowth Powe, UwU I UwU do challenge thee. -UwU COSTAWD. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >w< fight with :3 a >w< powe, ^.^ wike :3 a Nyowthewn xDD man; I'll -swash; I'll UwU do >w< it ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ swowd. UwU I :3 bepway UwU you, wet ;;w;; me :3 bowwow x3 my -:3 awms ;;w;; again. -^-^ DUMAIN. Room fow x3 the uWu incensed ÚwÚ Wowthies! -UwU COSTAWD. I'll UwU do >w< it uWu in x3 my UwU shiwt. -^-^ DUMAIN. :3 Most resolute Pompey! -ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ Mastew, wet ;;w;; me OwO take xDD you :3 a xDD buttonhowe x3 wowew. Do xDD you nyot >_> see -ÚwÚ Pompey >_> is uWu uncasing fow x3 the >_> combat? >_> What >_> mean you? >_> You xDD wiww wose -x3 youw weputation. -x3 AWMADO. ^.^ Gentwemen ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 combat uWu in x3 my -UwU shiwt. -^-^ DUMAIN. >_> You OwO may nyot UwU deny >w< it: ÚwÚ Pompey hath UwU made x3 the chawwenge. -x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet bwoods, UwU I both OwO may ÚwÚ and :33 wiww. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >_> What reason uWu have xDD you fow ;;w;; 't? -x3 AWMADO. uWu The nyaked uWu twuth of >w< it ^w^ is: UwU I uWu have nyo shiwt; UwU I OwO go >w< woowwawd -fow penyance. -uWu BOYET. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU was ;;w;; enjoinyed ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ Wome fow ^.^ want of ^-^ winyen; -xDD since xDD when, I'll be sworn, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wowe >_< nyonye >_> but :3 a dishclout of -xDD Jaquenyetta's, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD 'a ^-^ weaws :3 nyext :33 his >_< heawt fow :3 a UwU favouw. - -Entew >_< as ^w^ messengew, :33 MONSIEUW >w< MAWCADE - -:3 MAWCADE. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, madam! ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Welcome, >w< Mawcade; -OwO But :3 that xDD thou >_> intewwuptest UwU ouw :33 mewwiment. -:3 MAWCADE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, x3 madam; fow x3 the nyews UwU I ;;w;; bwing -Is x3 heavy uWu in x3 my :33 tongue. uWu The ^w^ King x3 youw ^-^ fathew- ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^.^ Dead, fow x3 my wife! -:3 MAWCADE. Even so; x3 my xDD tawe >_> is uWu towd. -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD WOwthies :3 away; x3 the scene ÚwÚ begins to ÚwÚ cwoud. -x3 AWMADO. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ;;w;; bweathe fwee >_< bweath. UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the -day of wrong ^w^ thwough x3 the xDD wittwe x3 howe of discretion, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ->w< wight mysewf ^.^ wike :3 a OwO sowdiew. Exeunt WOWTHIES ->w< KING. How fawes x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty? ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 Boyet, pwepawe; UwU I xDD wiww OwO away to-night. ->w< KING. uWu Madam, nyot so; UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you >_< stay. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ Pwepawe, UwU I :3 say. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, >_> gwacious wowds, -For aww x3 youw >w< faiw endeavouws, ÚwÚ and entreat, -UwU Out of :3 a xDD nyew-sad x3 souw, :3 that xDD you x3 vouchsafe -^w^ In x3 youw rich ^.^ wisdom to UwU excuse ow hide -uWu The xDD wibewaw :33 opposition of UwU ouw ^.^ spiwits, -;;w;; If ^w^ uvw-bowdwy ^.^ we uWu have :3 bownye ouwsewves -^w^ In x3 the convewse of bweath- x3 youw ^-^ gentwenyess -Was guiwty of :3 it. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ wowthy OwO wowd. -^-^ A x3 heavy >_< heawt bears nyot :3 a >_< nyimbwe :33 tongue. -xDD Excuse ;;w;; me >_> so, xDD coming ^w^ too showt of thanks -For x3 my great >_> suit UwU so easily ^-^ obtain'd. ->w< KING. uWu The extweme parts of time OwO extwemewy uWu fowms -All ÚwÚ causes to x3 the OwO puwpose of :33 his ÚwÚ speed; -xDD And often uWu at :33 his xDD vewy ;;w;; woose >w< decides -:33 That which ^-^ wong xDD pwocess couwd nyot arbitrate. -xDD And ^w^ though x3 the >w< mouwnying ^w^ bwow of ^-^ pwogeny -x3 Fowbid x3 the x3 smiwing >w< couwtesy of wuv -uWu The >w< howy >_> suit which >_> fain >w< it ^.^ wouwd ^.^ convince, -Yet, xDD since love's :33 awgument UwU was xDD fiwst on xDD foot, -Let nyot x3 the ;;w;; cwoud of sorrow >_> justwe >w< it -Fwom >_> what >w< it :3 puwpos'd; xDD since to waiw ^w^ fwiends wost -Is nyot ^.^ by much UwU so UwU whowesome-pwofitabwe -;;w;; As to rejoice uWu at ^w^ fwiends >_> but x3 nyewwy uWu found. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. UwU I understand xDD you x3 nyot; x3 my griefs OwO awe ^-^ doubwe. -xDD BEWOWNyE. :3 Honyest uWu pwain wowds best xDD piewce x3 the ear of gwief; -xDD And ^.^ by these ^.^ badges understand x3 the ;;w;; King. -For x3 youw >w< faiw UwU sakes uWu have ^.^ we neglected time, -x3 Pway'd fouw :33 pway with UwU ouw :3 oaths; x3 youw >w< beauty, x3 wadies, ->_< Hath much >_< defowmed us, fashioning UwU ouw humours -Even to x3 the >_< opposed >w< end of UwU ouw ^.^ intents; -xDD And >_> what uWu in >_> us hath ^w^ seem'd widicuwous, -;;w;; As wuv >_> is full of unbefitting OwO stwains, -All >_< wanton >_< as :3 a child, ^.^ skipping ÚwÚ and OwO vain; -ÚwÚ Fowm'd ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< eye, -Full of ;;w;; stwange ^w^ shapes, of ;;w;; habits, ÚwÚ and of x3 fowms, -:33 Vawying uWu in subjects >_< as x3 the ^w^ eye xDD doth ;;w;; woww -;;w;; To every vawied :33 object uWu in :33 his uWu gwance; ->_< Which UwU pawti-coated x3 pwesence of ;;w;; woose wuv ->_> Put on ^.^ by us, >_> if uWu in x3 youw ^-^ heavenwy eyes -:3 Have >_> misbecom'd UwU ouw >w< oaths ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwavities, ->w< Those ^-^ heavenwy eyes :3 that wook x3 into these :33 fauwts -:3 Suggested >_> us to >_> make. >_< Thewefowe, x3 wadies, -Our wuv ^.^ being >_< youws, x3 the ewwow :3 that wuv x3 makes -Is >_< wikewise x3 youws. We to ouwsewves ^-^ pwuv :3 fawse, -^-^ By ^.^ being >_> once UwU fawse fow OwO evew to be true -;;w;; To UwU those :3 that >_< make >_> us :3 both- >w< faiw x3 wadies, uWu you; -xDD And even :3 that fawsehood, uWu in itsewf :3 a ^w^ sin, -^-^ Thus purifies itsewf ÚwÚ and tuwns to grace. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. We uWu have weceiv'd x3 youw letters, full of love; -uWu Youw favouws, x3 the ambassadors of love; -^.^ And, uWu in UwU ouw >_< maiden ;;w;; counciw, :33 wated them -At couwtship, >_> pweasant ^.^ jest, ÚwÚ and couwtesy, -;;w;; As >w< bombast ÚwÚ and >_< as :3 winying to x3 the time; -OwO But ^.^ mowe devout than ÚwÚ this uWu in UwU ouw UwU wespects -:3 Have ^.^ we nyot xDD been; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >w< met x3 youw loves -^w^ In uWu theiw UwU own fashion, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 mewwiment. -^-^ DUMAIN. Our letters, UwU madam, ^w^ show'd much ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; jest. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ So uWu did UwU ouw OwO wooks. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. We uWu did nyot quote them :3 so. ->w< KING. >_> Nyow, uWu at x3 the ^-^ watest minyute of x3 the ^-^ houw, -Grant >_> us x3 youw :3 wuvs. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. ^-^ A time, UwU methinks, ^w^ too showt -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a wowwd-without-end ^w^ bawgain ^.^ in. -:3 Nyo, no, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw Gwace >_> is >w< pewjuw'd ÚwÚ much, -Full of uWu deaw guiltiness; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe uWu this, -;;w;; If fow x3 my xDD wuv, >_< as there >_> is nyo xDD such >_< cause, ->_> You xDD wiww UwU do >w< aught- ÚwÚ this UwU shaww xDD you UwU do fow ;;w;; me: -uWu Youw ^-^ oath UwU I xDD wiww nyot twust; >_> but OwO go with ^w^ speed -;;w;; To x3 some ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ and nyaked hewmitage, -Wemote from aww x3 the >_< pweasuwes of x3 the wowwd; ->_> Thewe xDD stay ÚwÚ untiw x3 the >_< twewve ^w^ cewestiaw signs -:3 Have ^.^ bwought about x3 the >w< annyuaw reckoning. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :33 austewe :33 insociabwe >w< wife -Change nyot x3 youw offer UwU made uWu in ^.^ heat of bwood, -;;w;; If frosts ÚwÚ and fasts, x3 hawd ;;w;; wodging ÚwÚ and >_< thin ÚwÚ weeds, -Nip nyot x3 the ^w^ gaudy xDD bwossoms of x3 youw xDD wuv, -OwO But :3 that >w< it UwU beaw ÚwÚ this OwO twiaw, ÚwÚ and >w< wast xDD wuv, -Then, uWu at x3 the xDD expiwation of x3 the >w< yeaw, -^.^ Come, challenge uWu me, challenge ;;w;; me ^.^ by these xDD desewts; -^.^ And, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; viwgin ^.^ pawm nyow xDD kissing xDD thinye, -UwU I xDD wiww be thine; x3 and, >w< tiww :3 that ÚwÚ instant, shut -OwO My ^.^ woefuw self x3 up uWu in :3 a ^-^ mouwnfuw house, -uWu Wainying x3 the tears of wamentation -For x3 the wemembwance of x3 my father's death. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD thou UwU do deny, wet UwU ouw ^.^ hands >_> pawt, ->_> Nyeithew intitwed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; othew's ;;w;; heawt. ->w< KING. ;;w;; If uWu this, ow ^.^ mowe than uWu this, UwU I ^.^ wouwd deny, -;;w;; To flatter x3 up these ÚwÚ powews of >_< minye with ^-^ west, -uWu The ^.^ sudden uWu hand of :33 death ^-^ cwose x3 up >_< minye OwO eye! -OwO Hence :33 hewmit >w< then, x3 my >_< heawt >_> is uWu in >w< thy UwU bweast. -xDD BEWOWNyE. xDD And >_> what to uWu me, x3 my love? ÚwÚ and >_> what to me? -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ he puwged :3 too, x3 youw :3 sins OwO awe >_> wack'd; ->_> You OwO awe attaint with :33 fauwts ÚwÚ and perjury; ->_< Thewefowe, >_> if xDD you x3 my ^.^ favouw >_> mean to ÚwÚ get, -^-^ A ;;w;; twewvemonth UwU shaww xDD you ;;w;; spend, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew ^-^ west, -OwO But >_> seek x3 the ÚwÚ weawy beds of OwO peopwe ;;w;; sick. -^-^ DUMAIN. OwO But >_> what to uWu me, x3 my love? >_> but >_> what to me? -^-^ A :33 wife? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ^-^ A UwU beawd, >w< faiw :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and honyesty; -With >_> thweefowd wuv UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you aww these thwee. -^-^ DUMAIN. >_< O, UwU shaww UwU I >_> say UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ gentwe :33 wife? -^.^ KATHAWINyE. No >_> so, x3 my wowd; :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth ÚwÚ and :3 a day -I'll mark nyo wowds :3 that :33 smooth-fac'd >_> wooews :3 say. -:3 Come when x3 the ^w^ King xDD doth to x3 my uWu wady >_< come; -Then, >_> if UwU I uWu have much xDD wuv, I'll UwU give xDD you some. -^-^ DUMAIN. I'll serve uWu thee true ÚwÚ and x3 faithfuwwy >w< tiww UwU then. -^.^ KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Yet >_< sweaw >_> nyot, xDD west OwO ye be ;;w;; fowswown ;;w;; again. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. >_> What ;;w;; says :3 Mawia? -MARIA. At x3 the twelvemonth's >w< end -I'll change x3 my black ÚwÚ gown fow :3 a faithfuw :3 fwiend. -OwO WONGAVIWWE. I'll xDD stay with >_> patience; >_> but x3 the time >_> is wong. -MARIA. uWu The :33 wikew uWu you; x3 few ^.^ tawwew OwO awe UwU so ^w^ young. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Studies x3 my x3 wady? Mistwess, wook on OwO me; -ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the window of x3 my uWu heawt, >_< minye >_< eye, ->_> What humble >_> suit ^.^ attends >w< thy answew :33 thewe. -xDD Impose x3 some OwO sewvice on ;;w;; me fow >w< thy love. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard of UwU you, x3 my Lord Bewownye, -^.^ Befowe UwU I saw uWu you; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO wowwd's large >_> tongue -Pwocwaims xDD you fow :3 a x3 man UwU wepwete with OwO mocks, -Full of UwU compawisons ÚwÚ and ^w^ wounding flouts, ->_< Which xDD you on aww estates xDD wiww :33 execute -:33 That >_< wie within x3 the xDD mewcy of x3 youw >_< wit. -;;w;; To >_< weed ÚwÚ this >_> wowmwood from x3 youw :33 fwuitfuw :3 bwain, -xDD And UwU thewewithaw to x3 win uWu me, >_> if xDD you please, -Without x3 the which UwU I ^w^ am nyot to be >_> won, ->_> You UwU shaww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; twewvemonth term from day to day -Visit x3 the speechwess :33 sick, ÚwÚ and still convewse -With ;;w;; gwoanying wretches; ÚwÚ and x3 youw :3 task UwU shaww be, -With aww x3 the >_< fiewce endeavouw of x3 youw ^w^ wit, -;;w;; To enforce x3 the xDD painyed impotent to smile. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; To move >w< wiwd :33 waughtew uWu in x3 the ^w^ thwoat of UwU death? -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; >w< it >_> is impossibwe; ->_< Miwth ;;w;; cannyot move :3 a :3 souw uWu in uWu agony. -;;w;; WOSAWINyE. Why, ^w^ that's x3 the uWu way to >_< choke :3 a gibing ^-^ spiwit, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence >_> is ^.^ begot of :3 that ;;w;; woose xDD gwace ->_< Which shallow x3 waughing ÚwÚ heawews UwU give to ;;w;; foows. -^-^ A jest's >_> pwospewity wies uWu in x3 the ear -Of ^.^ him :3 that x3 heaws :33 it, >_< nyevew uWu in x3 the >_> tongue -Of ^.^ him :3 that x3 makes uWu it; >w< then, >_> if >_> sickwy ;;w;; eaws, ->_< Deaf'd with x3 the clamours of uWu theiw UwU own uWu deaw :33 gwoans, -Will hear x3 youw idle scowns, >w< continyue >w< then, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; fauwt uWu withaw. -OwO But >_> if ;;w;; they xDD wiww >_> nyot, ^-^ thwow OwO away :3 that ^-^ spiwit, -xDD And UwU I UwU shaww find xDD you :33 empty of :3 that ^w^ fauwt, -x3 Wight >w< joyfuw of x3 youw ;;w;; wefowmation. -xDD BEWOWNyE. ^-^ A x3 twewvemonth? xDD Weww, befaww >_> what xDD wiww :33 befaww, -I'll xDD jest :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth uWu in >w< an :3 hospitaw. ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. :3 [ ;;w;; To x3 the >_> King] Ay, x3 sweet x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take -x3 my >_< weave. ->w< KING. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you on x3 youw >_> way. -xDD BEWOWNyE. Our :33 wooing xDD doth nyot >w< end ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; owd play: -x3 Jack hath nyot uWu Jiww. ;;w;; These ;;w;; wadies' >w< couwtesy -^.^ Might weww uWu have UwU made UwU ouw spowt :3 a :33 comedy. ->w< KING. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, >w< it wants :3 a ;;w;; twewvemonth an' :3 a ^-^ day, -xDD And xDD then 'twill OwO end. -xDD BEWOWNyE. >w< That's ^w^ too ^-^ wong fow :3 a play. - -^.^ We-entew ARMADO - -x3 AWMADO. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ Majesty, x3 vouchsafe me- ->_> PWINCESS ÚwÚ OF x3 FWANCE. Was nyot :3 that nyot Hector? -^-^ DUMAIN. uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy knight of >_> Twoy. -x3 AWMADO. UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy royal finger, ÚwÚ and OwO take >_< weave. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a -ÚwÚ votawy: UwU I uWu have ^.^ vow'd to Jaquenetta to howd x3 the pwough fow her -x3 sweet wuv >w< thwee year. But, UwU most esteemed greatness, xDD wiww xDD you -hear x3 the UwU diawogue :3 that x3 the >w< two :33 weawnyed ;;w;; men uWu have OwO compiwed uWu in -praise of x3 the :3 Oww ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU Cuckoo? ^.^ It >_> shouwd uWu have fowwowed uWu in x3 the ->w< end of UwU ouw show. ->w< KING. ;;w;; Caww them fowth ^.^ quickwy; ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. -x3 AWMADO. Holla! ;;w;; appwoach. - -Entew All - -This x3 side >_> is xDD Hiems, ;;w;; Wintew; ÚwÚ this uWu Vew, x3 the >_< Spwing- x3 the one -^.^ maintainyed ^.^ by x3 the >_> Oww, x3 th' othew ^.^ by x3 the :3 Cuckoo. uWu Vew, ;;w;; begin. - -SPRING -x3 When ^-^ daisies pied ÚwÚ and violets blue -xDD And ^.^ wady-smocks aww siwvew-white -xDD And >w< cuckoo-buds of >w< yewwow :33 hue -Do OwO paint x3 the meadows with OwO dewight, -uWu The ;;w;; cuckoo xDD then on every twee -uWu Mocks mawwied men, fow OwO thus ^-^ sings :33 he: -'Cuckoo; -^-^ Cuckoo, ^w^ cuckoo'- x3 O ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; feaw, -x3 Unpweasing to :3 a mawwied :33 eaw! - -x3 When xDD shephewds :33 pipe on :3 oaten OwO stwaws, -xDD And ^.^ mewwy larks OwO awe >w< pwoughmen's ^.^ cwocks; -x3 When >_> tuwtwes tread, ÚwÚ and :33 wooks ÚwÚ and >w< daws, -xDD And ^.^ maidens ^w^ bweach uWu theiw ^-^ summew OwO smocks; -uWu The ;;w;; cuckoo xDD then on every twee -uWu Mocks mawwied men, fow OwO thus ^-^ sings :33 he: -'Cuckoo; -^-^ Cuckoo, ^w^ cuckoo'- x3 O ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; feaw, -x3 Unpweasing to :3 a mawwied :33 eaw! - - -WINTEW - -x3 When icicwes ^w^ hang ^.^ by x3 the :3 waww, -xDD And UwU Dick x3 the xDD shephewd ^w^ bwows :33 his xDD nyaiw, -xDD And Tom bears logs x3 into x3 the :3 haww, -xDD And milk x3 comes uWu fwozen ^.^ home uWu in paiw, -x3 When :3 bwood >_> is nipp'd, ÚwÚ and ways be foul, -UwU Then xDD nyightwy ^-^ sings x3 the >_> stawing :3 oww: -UwU 'Tu-who; -Tu-whit, :3 Tu-who'- ^-^ A ^.^ mewwy :3 nyote, -While ^-^ gweasy UwU Joan xDD doth :3 keew x3 the xDD pot. - -x3 When aww >_< awoud x3 the wind xDD doth blow, -xDD And coughing dwowns x3 the parson's ;;w;; saw, -xDD And xDD biwds sit ^.^ bwooding uWu in x3 the ;;w;; snyow, -xDD And ÚwÚ Mawian's x3 nyose :33 wooks red ÚwÚ and waw, -x3 When OwO woasted :3 cwabs xDD hiss uWu in x3 the UwU boww, -UwU Then xDD nyightwy ^-^ sings x3 the >_> stawing :3 oww: -UwU 'Tu-who; -Tu-whit, ^w^ To-who'- ^-^ A ^.^ mewwy :3 nyote, -While ^-^ gweasy UwU Joan xDD doth :3 keew x3 the xDD pot. - -x3 AWMADO. uWu The wowds of :33 Mewcuwy OwO awe UwU hawsh ÚwÚ aftew x3 the songs of ;;w;; Apowwo. ->_> You :3 that >_< way: ^.^ we ÚwÚ this >_> way. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - - -1606 - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF :3 MACBETH - - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - ->_< DUNCAN, ^w^ King of :3 Scotwand -OwO MACBETH, Thane of ^w^ Gwamis ÚwÚ and Cawdow, :3 a general uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH, :33 his >w< wife -uWu MACDUFF, Thane of x3 Fife, :3 a nyobweman of :3 Scotwand -:3 WADY uWu MACDUFF, :33 his >w< wife -:33 MAWCOWM, :33 ewdew >_< son of >_> Duncan -DONyAWBAIN, :3 youngew >_< son of >_> Duncan -xDD BANQUO, Thane of ;;w;; Wochabew, :3 a general uWu in x3 the >_< King's ^.^ awmy -:3 FWEANCE, :33 his >_< son ->_< WENNyOX, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand -:3 WOSS, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand -:3 MENTEITH nyobweman of :3 Scotwand -ANGUS, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand -^.^ CAITHNyESS, nyobweman of :3 Scotwand -SIWAWD, ^-^ Eaww of >_> Nyowthumbewwand, general of x3 the :3 Engwish forces -:3 YOUNG SIWAWD, :33 his >_< son ->w< SEYTON, x3 attendant to ^.^ Macbeth -HECATE, xDD Queen of x3 the Witches -uWu The Thwee Witches -:33 Boy, ^-^ Son of >_< Macduff -Gentlewoman :33 attending on xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth -^-^ An :3 Engwish uWu Doctow -^-^ A ^.^ Scottish uWu Doctow -^-^ A Sergeant -^-^ A Porter -^-^ An ^-^ Owd ^-^ Man -uWu The >_< Ghost of Banquo ÚwÚ and othew ^w^ Appawitions -;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Murtherers, ;;w;; Attendants, -ÚwÚ and Messengews - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and England - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A desewt ;;w;; pwace. Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. - -Entew >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. - -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< thwee :3 meet ^w^ again? -^w^ In thundew, lightning, ow uWu in wain? -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. x3 When x3 the xDD huwwybuwwy's :33 donye, -x3 When x3 the battle's wost ÚwÚ and uWu won. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. :33 That xDD wiww be ere x3 the uWu set of OwO sun. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Whewe x3 the :3 pwace? -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. >_> Upon x3 the ;;w;; heath. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. >_> Thewe to :3 meet with OwO Macbeth. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. UwU I come, Graymalkin. -uWu AWW. UwU Paddock calls. Anon! -Faiw >_> is foul, ÚwÚ and fouw >_> is >_< faiw. ->_> Huvw ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> fog ÚwÚ and :33 fiwthy air. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A ÚwÚ camp nyeaw :33 Fowwes. Alarum x3 within. - -Entew xDD Duncan, ^.^ Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Lennox, with ;;w;; Attendants, -meeting :3 a xDD bweeding Sergeant. - -DUNCAN. >_> What bwoody x3 man >_> is ^-^ that? >w< He ^.^ can wepowt, -;;w;; As seemeth ^.^ by :33 his ^w^ pwight, of x3 the ;;w;; wevowt -uWu The newest state. -MAWCOWM. This >_> is x3 the sewgeant -Who ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawdy soldier ÚwÚ fought -^w^ 'Gainst x3 my captivity. >w< Haiw, >_< bwave >_> fwiend! -x3 Say to x3 the ^w^ King x3 the >_< knyowwedge of x3 the ^w^ bwoiw -;;w;; As xDD thou :33 didst OwO weave :3 it. -SEWGEANT. ^.^ Doubtfuw >w< it >_> stood, -;;w;; As >w< two xDD spent swimmews :3 that UwU do cling togethew -xDD And >_< choke uWu theiw art. uWu The merciless Macdonwawd- -Wowthy to be :3 a xDD webew, fow to :3 that -uWu The multiplying viwwainyies of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Do swarm ;;w;; upon ^.^ him -from x3 the Western Iswes -Of k-kewns ÚwÚ and gawwowgwasses >_> is >w< suppwied; -xDD And ÚwÚ Fowtunye, on :33 his uWu damnyed ^-^ quawwew :3 smiwing, -Show'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ webew's ^-^ whowe. OwO But aww's ^w^ too >_> weak; -For >_< bwave ^.^ Macbeth uWu -weww ^.^ he >_> desewves :3 that nyame- -ÚwÚ Disdainying ÚwÚ Fowtunye, with :33 his :3 bwandish'd >w< steew, ->_< Which xDD smoked with bwoody execution, -Wike >_< Vawow's uWu minyion x3 cawved x3 out :33 his uWu passage -Tiww ^.^ he faced x3 the :33 swave, ->_< Which ^w^ nye'ew >_> shook ^.^ hands, nor ;;w;; bade >_< faweweww to :3 him, -Tiww ^.^ he ^-^ unseam'd ^.^ him from x3 the ^-^ nyave to x3 the ÚwÚ chaps, -xDD And fix'd :33 his >_> head ;;w;; upon UwU ouw battlements. -DUNCAN. x3 O uWu vawiant x3 cousin! Wowthy gentleman! -SEWGEANT. ;;w;; As >_> whence x3 the sun ^w^ 'gins :33 his wefwection -Shipwrecking storms ÚwÚ and ^.^ diwefuw :3 thundews break, -^w^ So from :3 that ^-^ spwing >_> whence uWu comfowt ^w^ seem'd to come ->w< Discomfowt swells. ;;w;; Mawk, ^w^ King of :33 Scotwand, >w< mawk. -No :33 soonyew justice :33 had, with xDD vawow arm'd, -uWu Compeww'd these ^.^ skipping k-kewns to :33 twust uWu theiw heews, -OwO But x3 the Nyowweyan uWu wowd, surveying vantage, -With OwO fuwbish'd :3 awms ÚwÚ and x3 nyew supplies of men, -:3 Began :3 a >w< fwesh xDD assauwt. -DUNCAN. Dismay'd nyot ÚwÚ this -Our ^w^ captains, ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Banquo.? -SEWGEANT. Yes, -;;w;; As ^.^ spawwows UwU eagwes, ow x3 the UwU hawe x3 the >_> wion. -;;w;; If UwU I >_> say sooth, UwU I ^w^ must wepowt ;;w;; they :3 wewe -;;w;; As cannons x3 uvwchawged with :3 doubwe >_> cwacks, -^w^ So ;;w;; they -^w^ Doubwy xDD wedoubwed strokes ;;w;; upon x3 the foe. -UwU Except ;;w;; they meant to ^.^ bathe uWu in weeking ;;w;; wounds, -:33 Ow :33 memowize anyothew ;;w;; Gowgotha, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 teww- -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am >w< faint; x3 my UwU gashes cwy fow ;;w;; hewp. -DUNCAN. ^w^ So weww >w< thy wowds :33 become uWu thee >_< as >w< thy >_< wounds; -^-^ They ;;w;; smack of honyow xDD both. Go get ^.^ him surgeons. -uWu Exit Sergeant, ÚwÚ attended. -Who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew Ross. - -MAWCOWM uWu The ÚwÚ wowthy Thane of Ross. -WENNyOX. >_> What :3 a ^.^ haste :33 wooks ^w^ thwough :33 his xDD eyes! ^w^ So >_> shouwd ^.^ he wook -:33 That ;;w;; seems to speak ^.^ things x3 stwange. -:3 WOSS. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! -DUNCAN. OwO Whence :33 camest UwU thou, ÚwÚ wowthy x3 Thanye? -:3 WOSS. Fwom x3 Fife, great OwO King, -Whewe x3 the Nyowweyan ^-^ bannyews fwout x3 the sky -xDD And >_> fan UwU ouw OwO peopwe cowd. -^w^ Nyowway himsewf, with tewwibwe OwO nyumbews, -^-^ Assisted ^.^ by :3 that UwU most :3 diswoyaw traitor -uWu The Thane of Cawdow, began :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw >_> confwict, -Tiww :3 that Bellona's >_< bwidegwoom, wapp'd uWu in uWu pwoof, -Confwonted ^.^ him with ÚwÚ sewf-compawisons, -Point OwO against :33 point xDD webewwious, awm uWu 'gainst ^.^ awm, -UwU Cuwbing :33 his ^.^ wavish uWu spiwit; x3 and, to ^w^ concwude, -uWu The OwO victowy UwU feww on >_> us. -DUNCAN. UwU Gweat happiness! -:3 WOSS. :33 That nyow -Sweno, x3 the Norways' OwO king, cwaves >w< composition; -x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we >_< deign ^.^ him >w< buwiaw of :33 his ;;w;; men -Tiww ^.^ he OwO disbuwsed, uWu at Saint >w< Cowme's >_< Inch, -uWu Ten thousand ;;w;; dowwaws to UwU ouw general ÚwÚ use. -DUNCAN. No ^.^ mowe :3 that Thane of OwO Cawdow UwU shaww >w< deceive -Our ^w^ bosom OwO intewest. Go pwonyounce :33 his xDD pwesent UwU death, -xDD And with :33 his xDD fowmew ;;w;; titwe x3 gweet OwO Macbeth. -:3 WOSS. I'll >_> see >w< it ^-^ donye. -DUNCAN. >_> What ^.^ he hath :3 wost, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Macbeth hath uWu won. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A ;;w;; heath. Thunder. - -Entew x3 the >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. - -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Whewe x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ been, ^-^ sistew? -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Killing ^w^ swinye. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. x3 Sistew, :3 whewe thou? -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^-^ A x3 saiwow's >w< wife xDD had >_< chestnyuts uWu in her UwU wap, -xDD And ^w^ mounch'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ mounch'd, ÚwÚ and xDD mounch'd. "Give ;;w;; me," quoth ^.^ I. -OwO "Awoint ÚwÚ thee, >w< witch!" x3 the uWu wump-fed ;;w;; wonyon ^w^ cwies. -:3 Hew husband's to Aleppo >w< gonye, >_< mastew x3 the ÚwÚ Tigew; -OwO But uWu in :3 a ^w^ sieve I'll uWu thithew sail, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ wat ^-^ without :3 a >_> taiw, -I'll UwU do, I'll UwU do, ÚwÚ and I'll xDD do. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. I'll UwU give uWu thee :3 a ^.^ wind. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^w^ Thou'wt kind. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. xDD And UwU I anyothew. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. UwU I mysewf uWu have aww x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -xDD And x3 the xDD vewy ports ;;w;; they blow, -All x3 the quarters :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow -xDD I' x3 the ÚwÚ shipman's card. -UwU I xDD wiww >_< dwain ^.^ him xDD dwy >_< as ^.^ hay: -OwO Sweep UwU shaww :3 nyeithew >w< nyight nor day -Hang ;;w;; upon :33 his penthouse :3 wid; ->w< He UwU shaww ^w^ wive :3 a x3 man UwU fowbid. -:33 Weawy >w< se'nnyights >w< nyinye times >w< nyinye -Shall ^.^ he dwindle, :33 peak, ÚwÚ and >_< pinye; -;;w;; Though :33 his >_< bawk ;;w;; cannyot be :3 wost, -ÚwÚ Yet >w< it UwU shaww be tempest-toss'd. -Wook >_> what UwU I :3 have. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. uWu Show uWu me, x3 show x3 me. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. :3 Hewe UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu piwot's :3 thumb, -ÚwÚ Wweck'd >_< as uWu homewawd ^.^ he uWu did x3 come. Drum x3 within. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. ^-^ A dwum, :3 a ÚwÚ dwum! -^.^ Macbeth xDD doth x3 come. -uWu AWW. uWu The uWu weiwd sistews, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, -Posters of x3 the sea ÚwÚ and land, -^-^ Thus UwU do OwO go about, about, -uWu Thwice to xDD thinye, ÚwÚ and thrice to >_> minye, -xDD And thrice OwO again, to >_< make x3 up nine. -;;w;; Peace! uWu The >_> chawm's ;;w;; wound :33 up. - -Entew ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and xDD Banquo. - -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So fouw ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :3 a day UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ seen. -;;w;; BANQUO. How uWu faw :3 is't ^w^ caww'd to >_> Fowwes? >_> What OwO awe these -^w^ So :33 withew'd ÚwÚ and UwU so >w< wiwd uWu in uWu theiw xDD attiwe, -:33 That wook nyot ^.^ wike x3 the inhabitants ^.^ o' x3 the earth, -xDD And yet OwO awe ^.^ on't? Wive you? ow OwO awe xDD you ^.^ aught -:33 That x3 man OwO may x3 question? >_> You xDD seem to understand uWu me, -^-^ By >_< each uWu at >_> once her choppy finger >w< waying ->_> Upon her skinny x3 wips. >_> You >_> shouwd be UwU women, -xDD And yet x3 youw beards UwU fowbid ;;w;; me to UwU intewpwet -:33 That xDD you OwO awe :3 so. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Speak, >_> if xDD you ;;w;; can. >_> What OwO awe you? -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. All hail, :3 Macbeth, >_< haiw to ÚwÚ thee, Thane of >_< Gwamis! -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. All hail, :3 Macbeth, >_< haiw to ÚwÚ thee, Thane of ^.^ Cawdow! -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. All hail, :3 Macbeth, :3 that shalt be ^w^ King hereafter! -;;w;; BANQUO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, >w< why UwU do xDD you :33 stawt, ÚwÚ and xDD seem to feaw -^w^ Things :3 that UwU do >_> sound UwU so uWu faiw? xDD I' x3 the xDD nyame of truth, -^w^ Awe OwO ye OwO fantasticaw ow :3 that ÚwÚ indeed ->_< Which >_> outwawdwy OwO ye UwU show? OwO My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pawtnyew ->_> You x3 gweet with xDD pwesent xDD gwace ÚwÚ and great >w< pwediction -Of x3 nyobwe xDD having ÚwÚ and of royal hope, -:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; seems wapt uWu withaw. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me xDD you speak not. -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can wook x3 into x3 the >w< seeds of time, -xDD And >_> say which ^-^ gwain xDD wiww gwow ÚwÚ and which xDD wiww >_> nyot, -^w^ Speak xDD then to uWu me, who :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ beg nor feaw -uWu Youw favows nor x3 youw ^.^ hate. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Haiw! -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Haiw! -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. Haiw! -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ÚwÚ Wessew than :3 Macbeth, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gweatew. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so UwU happy, yet much :33 happiew. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. ^.^ Thou shalt get OwO kings, ^w^ though xDD thou be none. -^w^ So aww hail, ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Banquo! -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Banquo ÚwÚ and :3 Macbeth, aww ^.^ haiw! -OwO MACBETH. Stay, xDD you ^w^ impewfect speakews, tell ;;w;; me more. -^-^ By >_< Sinyew's :33 death UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am Thane of Glamis; -OwO But >w< how of Cawdor? uWu The Thane of OwO Cawdow lives, -^-^ A :33 pwospewous gentleman; ÚwÚ and to be ^w^ King -Stands nyot within x3 the pwospect of >w< bewief, -No ^.^ mowe than to be ^.^ Cawdow. x3 Say from >_> whence ->_> You >_> owe ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange ^w^ intewwigence, ow >w< why ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this blasted heath xDD you ÚwÚ stop UwU ouw uWu way -With xDD such ÚwÚ pwophetic greeting? ÚwÚ Speak, UwU I :3 chawge OwO you. -Witches ÚwÚ vanyish. -;;w;; BANQUO. uWu The ^.^ eawth hath bubbwes >_< as x3 the UwU watew has, -xDD And these OwO awe of OwO them. x3 Whithew OwO awe ;;w;; they vanyish'd? -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Into x3 the air, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^w^ seem'd corporal mewted -;;w;; As UwU bweath x3 into x3 the ^.^ wind. Wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had stay'd! -;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ Wewe xDD such ^.^ things OwO hewe >_< as ^.^ we UwU do speak x3 about? -:33 Ow uWu have ^.^ we eaten on x3 the insane ^.^ woot -:33 That UwU takes x3 the reason prisoner? -OwO MACBETH. uWu Youw x3 chiwdwen UwU shaww be OwO kings. -;;w;; BANQUO. >_> You UwU shaww be ;;w;; King. -OwO MACBETH. xDD And Thane of OwO Cawdow UwU too. ^-^ Went >w< it nyot so? -;;w;; BANQUO. ;;w;; To x3 the x3 sewfsame tune ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowds. Who's hewe? - -Entew ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and >_< Angus. - -:3 WOSS. uWu The ^w^ King hath happily UwU weceived, :3 Macbeth, -uWu The nyews of >w< thy success; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he weads -x3 Thy xDD pewsonyaw venture uWu in x3 the ^.^ webews' x3 fight, -ÚwÚ His wondews ÚwÚ and :33 his pwaises UwU do xDD contend ->_< Which >_> shouwd be ^.^ thinye ow ÚwÚ his. ^w^ Siwenced with :3 that, -^w^ In >w< viewing ^-^ o'ew x3 the xDD west ^.^ o' x3 the x3 sewfsame ^-^ day, ->w< He ÚwÚ finds uWu thee uWu in x3 the :33 stout Nyowweyan ranks, -Nyothing >_< afeawd of >_> what >w< thysewf :33 didst ;;w;; make, -Stwange UwU images of death. ;;w;; As thick >_< as >_< haiw ->_< Came x3 post with ÚwÚ post, ÚwÚ and every one uWu did UwU beaw -x3 Thy pwaises uWu in :33 his kingdom's great >_> defense, -xDD And :3 pouw'd them down >w< befowe ^.^ him. -^.^ ANGUS. We OwO awe sent -;;w;; To UwU give ÚwÚ thee, from UwU ouw royal ^.^ mastew, ^w^ thanks; -Onwy to >_> hewawd uWu thee x3 into :33 his UwU sight, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 pay thee. -:3 WOSS. xDD And fow >w< an xDD eawnyest of :3 a :33 gweatew honyow, ->w< He ;;w;; bade uWu me, from :3 him, caww uWu thee Thane of ^.^ Cawdow. -^w^ In which addition, hail, UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy Thanye, -For >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. -;;w;; BANQUO. What, ^.^ can x3 the ^.^ deviw speak twue? -OwO MACBETH. uWu The Thane of OwO Cawdow ^.^ wives. Why UwU do xDD you :3 dwess ;;w;; me -^w^ In borrow'd ^.^ wobes? -^.^ ANGUS. Who UwU was x3 the Thane ;;w;; wives ^w^ yet, -OwO But :33 undew x3 heavy ^w^ judgement bears :3 that >w< wife ->_< Which ^.^ he >_> desewves to uWu wose. Whethew ^.^ he UwU was combinyed -With UwU those of x3 Nyowway, ow uWu did winye x3 the rebel -With ^-^ hidden OwO hewp ÚwÚ and vantage, ow :3 that with both ->w< He >_< wabow'd uWu in :33 his >_> countwy's ^.^ wweck, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; -OwO But :3 tweasons >_< capitaw, >_> confess'd ÚwÚ and proved, -:3 Have overthrown ^.^ him. -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] Gwamis, ÚwÚ and Thane of ^.^ Cawdow! -uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest >_> is behind. :33 [To ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and >w< Angus] x3 Thanks fow x3 youw -OwO pains. -^-^ [Aside to xDD Banquo] Do xDD you nyot UwU hope x3 youw x3 chiwdwen UwU shaww be OwO kings, -x3 When UwU those :3 that uWu gave x3 the Thane of OwO Cawdow to ;;w;; me -:33 Pwomised nyo less to them? -;;w;; BANQUO. ^-^ [Aside to >_> Macbeth.] ^.^ That, >_< twusted ^.^ home, -^.^ Might yet enkindwe xDD you >w< unto x3 the :3 cwown, -Besides x3 the Thane of ^.^ Cawdow. OwO But UwU 'tis :3 stwange; -xDD And oftentimes, to x3 win >_> us to UwU ouw >w< hawm, -uWu The instwuments of >w< dawknyess tell >_> us x3 twuths, -Win >_> us with xDD honyest twifwes, to ^.^ betway's -^w^ In xDD deepest ÚwÚ consequence- -uWu Cousins, :3 a word, UwU I pray OwO you. -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] Two >_> twuths OwO awe x3 towd, -;;w;; As ^w^ happy xDD pwowogues to x3 the xDD swewwing ;;w;; act -Of x3 the ÚwÚ impewiaw >_< theme-I >_> thank UwU you, >_< gentwemen. ->_< [Aside.] This :33 supewnyatuwaw sowiciting -UwU Cannyot be UwU iww, ;;w;; cannyot be UwU good. ;;w;; If UwU iww, -Why hath >w< it UwU given ;;w;; me xDD eawnyest of uWu success, -Commencing uWu in :3 a uWu twuth? UwU I ^w^ am Thane of ^.^ Cawdow. -;;w;; If UwU good, >w< why UwU do UwU I yield to :3 that ^w^ suggestion ->_< Whose >_> howwid x3 image xDD doth unfix x3 my >_< haiw -xDD And >_< make x3 my seated >_< heawt :3 knyock uWu at x3 my wibs, -^w^ Against x3 the use of ^.^ nyatuwe? ^w^ Pwesent OwO feaws -^w^ Awe less than howwibwe >w< imaginyings: -OwO My ^-^ thought, x3 whose muwthew yet >_> is >_> but >w< fantasticaw, -OwO Shakes UwU so x3 my :3 singwe >w< state of x3 man :3 that ^.^ function -Is smother'd uWu in OwO suwmise, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing >_> is -OwO But >_> what >_> is not. -;;w;; BANQUO. x3 Wook, >w< how UwU ouw pawtnyew's wapt. -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] ;;w;; If chance xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; me OwO King, >w< why, chance OwO may ->_< cwown ;;w;; me -Without x3 my stir. -;;w;; BANQUO. xDD Nyew honyows come ;;w;; upon :3 him, -Wike UwU ouw ;;w;; stwange garments, ÚwÚ cweave nyot to uWu theiw mould -OwO But with x3 the >_> aid of ÚwÚ use. -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] :3 Come >_> what come may, -^-^ Time ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> houw wuns ^w^ thwough x3 the woughest x3 day. -;;w;; BANQUO. Wowthy :3 Macbeth, ^.^ we xDD stay ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD weisuwe. -OwO MACBETH. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^w^ favow; x3 my dull :3 bwain UwU was ;;w;; wwought -With ^.^ things forgotten. Kind xDD gentwemen, x3 youw ^w^ pains -^w^ Awe OwO wegistew'd :3 whewe every day UwU I turn -uWu The OwO weaf to ^w^ wead OwO them. Let >_> us toward x3 the ;;w;; King. -^w^ Think ;;w;; upon >_> what hath chanced, ÚwÚ and uWu at ^.^ mowe time, -uWu The intewim xDD having x3 weigh'd :33 it, wet >_> us speak -Our fwee heawts >_< each to :3 othew. -;;w;; BANQUO. Very gladly. -OwO MACBETH. Tiww >w< then, enyough. ^.^ Come, fwiends. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -:33 Fowwes. uWu The palace. - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew xDD Duncan, ^.^ Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Lennox, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -DUNCAN. Is :33 execution donye on Cawdor? ^w^ Awe nyot ->w< Those uWu in OwO commission yet UwU wetuwn'd? -MAWCOWM. OwO My ^.^ wiege, -^-^ They OwO awe nyot yet come back. OwO But UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke -With one :3 that saw ^.^ him >_> die, who uWu did wepowt -:33 That xDD vewy fwankwy ^.^ he >_> confess'd :33 his uWu tweasons, -;;w;; Impwowed x3 youw Highness' pardon, ÚwÚ and uWu set fowth -^-^ A >_> deep repentance. Nyothing uWu in :33 his >w< wife -^w^ Became ^.^ him ^.^ wike x3 the xDD weaving uWu it; ^.^ he >w< died -;;w;; As one :3 that xDD had :33 been xDD studied uWu in :33 his UwU death, -;;w;; To ^-^ thwow OwO away x3 the deawest ^.^ thing ^.^ he >_> owed -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :3 a xDD cawewess x3 twifwe. -DUNCAN. >_> Thewe's nyo awt -;;w;; To find x3 the mind's construction uWu in x3 the face: ->w< He UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman on ÚwÚ whom UwU I buiwt -^-^ An ^w^ absowute :33 twust. - -Entew :3 Macbeth, Banquo, Ross, ÚwÚ and >_< Angus. - -x3 O x3 wowthiest x3 cousin! -uWu The x3 sin of x3 my ingratitude even nyow -Was x3 heavy on x3 me. ^.^ Thou awt UwU so uWu faw x3 befowe, -:33 That :33 swiftest OwO wing of recompense >_> is slow -;;w;; To overtake thee. Wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst less ÚwÚ desewved, -:33 That x3 the :33 pwopowtion both of thanks ÚwÚ and payment -^.^ Might uWu have :33 been mine! Onwy UwU I uWu have left to say, -uWu Mowe >_> is >w< thy >_< due than ^.^ mowe than aww ^.^ can :3 pay. -OwO MACBETH. uWu The OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD woyawty OwO wowe, -^w^ In xDD doing :33 it, >w< pays itself. uWu Youw Highness' ÚwÚ pawt -Is to receive UwU ouw ÚwÚ duties, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> duties -^w^ Awe to x3 youw >_< thwonye ÚwÚ and state, x3 chiwdwen ÚwÚ and x3 sewvants, ->_< Which UwU do >_> but >_> what ;;w;; they should, ^.^ by xDD doing evewything -^.^ Safe toward x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. -DUNCAN. Welcome hithew. -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ begun to plant ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD wabow -;;w;; To >_< make uWu thee full of gwowing. Noble Banquo, -:33 That x3 hast nyo less ÚwÚ desewved, nor ^w^ must be ÚwÚ knyown -No less to uWu have donye so; wet ;;w;; me x3 infowd uWu thee -xDD And howd uWu thee to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -;;w;; BANQUO. >_> Thewe >_> if UwU I xDD gwow, -uWu The harvest >_> is x3 youw own. -DUNCAN. OwO My ^w^ pwenteous joys, -ÚwÚ Wanton uWu in fullness, >_> seek to hide x3 themsewves -^w^ In ^.^ dwops of ;;w;; sowwow. ^-^ Sons, :3 kinsmen, >_< thanyes, -xDD And xDD you x3 whose pwaces OwO awe x3 the OwO nyeawest, ^.^ knyow -We xDD wiww :3 estabwish UwU ouw estate ;;w;; upon -Our >_> ewdest, ^.^ Mawcowm, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we xDD nyame heweaftew -uWu The Prince of Cumberland; which honyow ^w^ must -ÚwÚ Nyot unyaccompanyied ;;w;; invest ^.^ him >_> onwy, -OwO But signs of nobleness, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ staws, UwU shaww shine -On aww deservers. Fwom >w< hence to ^.^ Invewnyess, -xDD And bind >_> us further to OwO you. -OwO MACBETH. uWu The xDD west >_> is >_< wabow, which >_> is nyot used fow OwO you. -I'll be mysewf x3 the ;;w;; hawbingew, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< joyfuw -uWu The hearing of x3 my >w< wife with x3 youw >_> appwoach; -^w^ So x3 humbwy OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -DUNCAN. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ Cawdow! -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] uWu The Prince of Cumberland! :33 That >_> is :3 a :33 step -On which UwU I ^w^ must faww ;;w;; down, ow >_> ewse o'erleap, -For uWu in x3 my uWu way >w< it uWu wies. Stars, hide x3 youw fires; -Let nyot >w< wight >_> see x3 my black ÚwÚ and >_> deep :33 desiwes. -uWu The ^w^ eye >_> wink uWu at x3 the xDD hand; yet wet :3 that be ->_< Which x3 the ^w^ eye >_> feaws, when >w< it >_> is :33 donye, to ^-^ see. ÚwÚ Exit. -DUNCAN. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ wowthy Banquo! >w< He >_> is full UwU so valiant, -xDD And uWu in :33 his commendations UwU I ^w^ am :3 fed; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 banquet to x3 me. :3 Wet's ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, ->_< Whose :3 cawe >_> is >_> gonye >w< befowe to bid >_> us x3 wewcome. -^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 peewwess kinsman. >w< Fwouwish. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. ->_< Invewnyess. >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. - -Entew xDD Wady :3 Macbeth, weading :3 a >_> wettew. - -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :3 "They >w< met ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the day of uWu success, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have -:33 weawnyed ^.^ by x3 the :33 pewfectest wepowt ;;w;; they uWu have ^.^ mowe uWu in them than ->w< mowtaw knowledge. x3 When UwU I burned uWu in ^.^ desiwe to ;;w;; question them -further, ;;w;; they UwU made x3 themsewves air, x3 into which ;;w;; they OwO vanyished. -Whiwes UwU I :33 stood wapt uWu in x3 the wonder of :33 it, ^-^ came uWu missives from x3 the -OwO King, who all-hailed ;;w;; me 'Thanye of ^-^ Cawdow'; ^.^ by which :3 titwe, -x3 befowe, these uWu weiwd ÚwÚ sistews OwO sawuted ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wefewwed ;;w;; me to x3 the -xDD coming on of time with 'Hail, ^w^ King :3 that shalt UwU be!' This uWu have UwU I -xDD thought ÚwÚ good to ÚwÚ dewivew ÚwÚ thee, x3 my deawest ;;w;; pawtnyew of greatness, -:3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst nyot wose x3 the dues of :3 wejoicing, ^.^ by ^.^ being -ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what :33 gweatnyess >_> is promised thee. Way >w< it to >w< thy uWu heawt, -ÚwÚ and xDD faweweww." - -^w^ Gwamis xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ and Cawdow, ÚwÚ and shalt be ->_> What xDD thou awt :3 pwomised. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU I feaw >w< thy :33 nyatuwe. -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too full ^.^ o' x3 the milk of human OwO kindnyess -;;w;; To catch x3 the ÚwÚ nyeawest >_> way. ^.^ Thou wouldst be gweat; -Awt nyot ^-^ without ambition, >_> but ^-^ without -uWu The illness >_> shouwd >_< attend :3 it. >_> What xDD thou wouldst :3 highwy, -:33 That wouldst xDD thou x3 howiwy; wouldst nyot :33 pway :3 fawse, -xDD And yet wouldst wwongwy :33 win. Thou'wdst have, great Gwamis, -:33 That which cries, x3 "Thus xDD thou ^w^ must UwU do, >_> if xDD thou uWu have uWu it; -xDD And :3 that which rather xDD thou dost feaw to UwU do -Than :33 wishest >_> shouwd be undone." Hie uWu thee hithew, -:33 That UwU I OwO may pouw x3 my ;;w;; spiwits uWu in ^.^ thinye eaw, -xDD And chastise with x3 the xDD vawow of x3 my >_> tongue -All :3 that ^-^ impedes uWu thee from x3 the golden ^-^ wound, ->_< Which fate ÚwÚ and metaphysical >_> aid xDD doth xDD seem -;;w;; To uWu have uWu thee cwown'd uWu withaw. - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - ->_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 tidings? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ^w^ King x3 comes OwO hewe tonight. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Thou'wt ^-^ mad to >_> say :3 it! -Is nyot >w< thy >_< mastew with him? who, were't >_> so, -Wouwd uWu have inform'd fow >_> pwepawation. -x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, >w< it >_> is true; UwU ouw Thane >_> is :3 coming. -x3 Onye of x3 my ^w^ fewwows xDD had x3 the ^w^ speed of :3 him, -UwU Who, almost >_< dead fow :33 bweath, xDD had uWu scawcewy ^.^ mowe -Than ^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 up :33 his uWu message. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Give ^.^ him >_< tending; ->w< He >_< bwings great ;;w;; nyews. uWu Exit Messengew. -uWu The >_> waven >_< himsewf >_> is :33 hoawse -:33 That OwO cwoaks x3 the uWu fataw entrance of >_> Duncan -;;w;; Undew x3 my battlements. ^.^ Come, xDD you ;;w;; spiwits -:33 That tend on >w< mowtaw thoughts, unsex ;;w;; me OwO hewe -xDD And ^w^ fiww ;;w;; me from x3 the >_< cwown to x3 the toe >w< top-fuww -Of direst :3 cwuewty! ^-^ Make thick x3 my bwood, -uWu Stop x3 up x3 the x3 access ÚwÚ and uWu passage to wemowse, -:33 That nyo OwO compunctious UwU visitings of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -:33 Shake x3 my UwU feww OwO puwpose nor >_< keep uWu peace ^-^ between -uWu The ^w^ effect ÚwÚ and :3 it! :3 Come to x3 my xDD woman's breasts, -xDD And OwO take x3 my milk fow x3 gaww, x3 youw murthering ^-^ minyistews, ->_< Whewevew uWu in x3 youw sightless ^-^ substances ->_> You wait on ;;w;; nyatuwe's mischief! ^.^ Come, thick night, -xDD And xDD paww uWu thee uWu in x3 the ^-^ dunnyest >_< smoke of heww -:33 That x3 my >_> keen knyife >_> see nyot x3 the ;;w;; wound >w< it x3 makes -x3 Nyow heaven xDD peep ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 bwanket of x3 the dark -;;w;; To ^-^ cwy, >_< "Howd, hold!" - -Entew OwO Macbeth. - -UwU Gweat >_< Gwamis! Wowthy ^.^ Cawdow! -:3 Gweatew than xDD both, ^.^ by x3 the uWu aww-haiw hereafter! -x3 Thy x3 wettews uWu have twanspowted ;;w;; me ^w^ beyond -This ÚwÚ ignyowant ÚwÚ pwesent, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 feew nyow -uWu The ÚwÚ futuwe uWu in x3 the ^.^ instant. -OwO MACBETH. OwO My deawest xDD wuv, ->_> Duncan x3 comes OwO hewe tonight. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD And when xDD goes >_< hence? -OwO MACBETH. Tomowwow, >_< as ^.^ he purposes. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_< O, >_< nyevew -Shall sun :3 that mowwow uWu see! -uWu Youw >w< face, x3 my Thanye, >_> is >_< as :3 a ^w^ book :3 whewe ;;w;; men -^-^ May ^w^ wead ;;w;; stwange matters. ;;w;; To beguile x3 the time, -Wook ^.^ wike x3 the time; UwU beaw wewcome uWu in x3 youw >_< eye, -uWu Youw uWu hand, x3 youw tongue; wook ^.^ wike x3 the innocent x3 fwowew, -OwO But be x3 the serpent :33 undew :3 it. >w< He ^w^ that's xDD coming -:3 Must be x3 pwovided ^w^ fow; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww put -This night's great business x3 into x3 my >_> dispatch, ->_< Which UwU shaww to aww UwU ouw :33 nyights ÚwÚ and OwO days to come -Give solely suvweign xDD sway ÚwÚ and mastewdom. -OwO MACBETH. We xDD wiww speak fuwthew. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Onwy wook x3 up clear; -;;w;; To x3 awtew x3 favow OwO evew >_> is to ;;w;; feaw. -Weave aww x3 the xDD west to x3 me. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -^.^ Befowe >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and xDD towches. - -Entew xDD Duncan, ^.^ Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Banquo, Lennox, ^w^ Macduff, Ross, >_> Angus, -ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -DUNCAN. This ^w^ castwe hath :3 a >_> pweasant uWu seat; x3 the ^w^ aiw -OwO Nyimbwy ÚwÚ and sweetly recommends itsewf -uWu Unto UwU ouw ^-^ gentwe senses. -;;w;; BANQUO. This uWu guest of summer, -uWu The OwO tempwe-haunting xDD mawtwet, does approve -^-^ By :33 his xDD wuvd ÚwÚ mansionwy :3 that x3 the heaven's UwU bweath ->w< Smewws wooingly hewe. No ^.^ jutty, uWu fwieze, -Buttwess, nor xDD coign of vantage, >_> but ÚwÚ this biwd ->_< Hath UwU made :33 his ;;w;; pendant x3 bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocweant cwadwe; -Whewe ;;w;; they UwU most breed ÚwÚ and :3 haunt, UwU I uWu have ^-^ obsewved -uWu The ^w^ aiw >_> is dewicate. - -Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. - -DUNCAN. :3 See, see, UwU ouw UwU honyow'd ;;w;; hostess! -uWu The wuv :3 that xDD fowwows >_> us ÚwÚ sometime >_> is UwU ouw twoubwe, ->_< Which still ^.^ we >_> thank >_< as love. x3 Hewein UwU I >_< teach xDD you -How xDD you UwU shaww bid ^w^ God ;;w;; 'iewd >_> us fow x3 youw pains, -xDD And >_> thank >_> us fow x3 youw trouble. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. All UwU ouw OwO sewvice -^w^ In every :33 point twice :33 donye, ÚwÚ and xDD then donye double, -^.^ Wewe poor ÚwÚ and :3 singwe business to xDD contend -^w^ Against UwU those honyows >_> deep ÚwÚ and >_< bwoad xDD whewewith -uWu Youw ;;w;; Majesty loads UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. For UwU those of :3 owd, -xDD And x3 the wate >_> dignyities ^w^ heap'd x3 up to ÚwÚ them, -We xDD west x3 youw ;;w;; hewmits. -DUNCAN. :3 Whewe's x3 the Thane of Cawdor? -We coursed ^.^ him uWu at x3 the heels ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose -;;w;; To be :33 his puwveyow; >_> but ^.^ he :33 wides weww, -xDD And :33 his great xDD wuv, ^-^ shawp >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ spuw, hath holp ^.^ him -;;w;; To :33 his ^.^ home >w< befowe >_> us. Faiw ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^-^ hostess, -We OwO awe x3 youw uWu guest tonight. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. uWu Youw :3 sewvants OwO evew -:3 Have theiws, ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is theiws, uWu in OwO compt, -;;w;; To >_< make uWu theiw ^-^ audit uWu at x3 youw Highness' x3 pweasuwe, -UwU Stiww to ^-^ wetuwn x3 youw own. -DUNCAN. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; -;;w;; Conduct ;;w;; me to >_< minye >_< host. We wuv ^.^ him :3 highwy, -xDD And UwU shaww >w< continyue UwU ouw uWu gwaces uWu towawds ^.^ him. -^-^ By x3 youw weave, hostess. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE OwO VII ->_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and xDD towches. - -Entew :3 a uWu Sewew ÚwÚ and divers Servants with ^-^ dishes ÚwÚ and sewvice, who pass uvw -x3 the stage. UwU Then enter OwO Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe donye when UwU 'tis :33 donye, xDD then >w< 'twewe weww -^.^ It :3 wewe donye >w< quickwy. ;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ assassinyation -Could xDD twammew x3 up x3 the uWu consequence, ÚwÚ and UwU catch, -With :33 his suwcease, success; :3 that >_> but ÚwÚ this ^w^ bwow -^.^ Might be x3 the be-all ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 end-aww -here, -OwO But UwU hewe, ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ bank ÚwÚ and shoal of time, -^.^ We'wd x3 jump x3 the >w< wife to x3 come. OwO But uWu in these xDD cases -We still uWu have ^w^ judgement UwU hewe, :3 that ^.^ we >_> but >_< teach -:3 Bwoody :33 instwuctions, which ^.^ being ÚwÚ taught ^-^ wetuwn -;;w;; To pwague x3 the >_< inventow. This >_> even-handed justice -^-^ Commends x3 the :3 ingwedients of UwU ouw OwO poison'd uWu chawice -;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU own x3 wips. He's OwO hewe uWu in :3 doubwe uWu twust: -^.^ Fiwst, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :33 his kinsman ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu subject, -:3 Stwong both OwO against x3 the ^.^ deed; >w< then, >_< as :33 his >_< host, -Who >_> shouwd OwO against :33 his murtherer shut x3 the door, -ÚwÚ Nyot UwU beaw x3 the knyife :3 mysewf. :33 Besides, ÚwÚ this >_> Duncan ->_< Hath :3 bownye :33 his faculties UwU so :3 meek, hath :33 been -^w^ So ^-^ cweaw uWu in :33 his great office, :3 that :33 his uWu viwtues -Will pwead ^.^ wike ^-^ angews >_< twumpet-tongued OwO against -uWu The >_> deep uWu damnyation of :33 his >w< taking-off, -xDD And pity, ^.^ wike :3 a nyaked nyew-bown >w< babe -Striding x3 the x3 bwast, ow heaven's >_< chewubin howsed ->_> Upon x3 the sightless >_< couwiews of x3 the air, -Shall ^w^ bwow x3 the >_> howwid ^.^ deed uWu in every >_< eye, -:33 That tears UwU shaww x3 dwown x3 the ^.^ wind. UwU I uWu have nyo ^w^ spuw -;;w;; To uWu pwick x3 the >w< sides of x3 my intent, >_> but >w< onwy -UwU Vauwting ambition, which UwU o'ewweaps itsewf -xDD And ^w^ fawws on x3 the :3 othew. - -Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. - -How now, >_> what nyews? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >w< He >_> has almost >_> supp'd. Why uWu have xDD you left x3 the :33 chambew? -OwO MACBETH. >_< Hath ^.^ he >w< ask'd fow me? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot ^.^ he uWu has? -OwO MACBETH. We xDD wiww proceed nyo further uWu in ÚwÚ this business: ->w< He hath UwU honyow'd ;;w;; me of late, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have xDD bought -Gowden OwO opinyions from aww sorts of >_> peopwe, ->_< Which ^.^ wouwd be wown nyow uWu in uWu theiw newest >w< gwoss, -ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; cast :3 aside UwU so :33 soon. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Was x3 the UwU hope UwU dwunk -^-^ Whewein xDD you dwess'd >w< youwsewf? >_< Hath >w< it slept :33 since? -xDD And ;;w;; wakes >w< it now, to wook UwU so green ÚwÚ and pawe -At >_> what >w< it uWu did UwU so ^w^ fweewy? Fwom ÚwÚ this time ->w< Such UwU I :33 account >w< thy love. Awt xDD thou >_< afeawd -;;w;; To be x3 the same uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and xDD vawow -;;w;; As xDD thou awt uWu in desiwe? Wouldst xDD thou uWu have :3 that ->_< Which xDD thou ^-^ esteem'st x3 the ^w^ ownyament of >w< wife -xDD And ^w^ wive :3 a x3 cowawd uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own esteem, -OwO Wetting :3 "I dawe nyot" wait ;;w;; upon :3 "I ^.^ wouwd" -Wike x3 the poor :33 cat :33 i' x3 the ^.^ adage? -OwO MACBETH. Prithee, peace! -UwU I dawe UwU do aww :3 that OwO may :33 become :3 a xDD man; -Who x3 dawes UwU do ^.^ mowe >_> is none. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What beast >w< wast xDD then -:33 That UwU made xDD you bweak ÚwÚ this uWu entewpwise to me? -x3 When xDD you x3 duwst UwU do :33 it, xDD then xDD you :3 wewe :3 a ^w^ man, -^.^ And, to be ^.^ mowe than >_> what xDD you uWu wewe, xDD you ^.^ wouwd -^w^ Be UwU so much ^.^ mowe x3 the man. x3 Nyow time nor :33 pwace -Did xDD then ;;w;; adhewe, ÚwÚ and yet xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD both. -^-^ They uWu have UwU made ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu theiw ^.^ fitnyess nyow -ÚwÚ Does unmake OwO you. UwU I uWu have UwU given uWu suck ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow -How xDD tendew UwU 'tis to wuv x3 the >w< babe :3 that ^w^ miwks me- -UwU I :3 wouwd, OwO whiwe >w< it UwU was x3 smiwing uWu in x3 my >w< face, -:3 Have ^w^ pwuck'd x3 my nipple from :33 his boneless gums -xDD And dash'd x3 the brains x3 out xDD had UwU I UwU so sworn >_< as xDD you -:3 Have donye to UwU this. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If ^.^ we >_> shouwd fail? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. We fail? -OwO But xDD scwew x3 youw couwage to x3 the >_< sticking-pwace -xDD And we'll nyot >_< faiw. x3 When >_> Duncan >_> is >_> asweep- -:33 Wheweto x3 the rather UwU shaww :33 his day's x3 hawd ^w^ jouwnyey -uWu Soundwy invite uWu him- :33 his >w< two chambewwains -Will UwU I with winye ÚwÚ and OwO wassaiw UwU so convince -:33 That xDD memowy, x3 the :3 wawdew of x3 the :3 bwain, -Shall be :3 a ^.^ fume ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 weceipt of reason -^-^ A wimbeck onwy. x3 When uWu in swinish :33 sweep -^-^ Theiw drenched natures >_< wie >_< as uWu in :3 a UwU death, ->_> What ;;w;; cannyot xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 pewfowm ;;w;; upon -uWu The ^-^ unguawded Duncan? >_> What nyot put ;;w;; upon -ÚwÚ His >_< spongy OwO officews, who UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 the guilt -Of UwU ouw great ÚwÚ queww? -OwO MACBETH. Bring fowth men-children >_> onwy, -For >w< thy >_> undaunted mettle >_> shouwd :33 compose -Nyothing >_> but mawes. Will >w< it nyot be UwU weceived, -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have uWu mawk'd with :3 bwood UwU those UwU sweepy >w< two -Of :33 his UwU own x3 chambew ÚwÚ and used uWu theiw xDD vewy daggews, -:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have donye't? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Who x3 dawes receive >w< it ÚwÚ othew, -;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make UwU ouw griefs ÚwÚ and clamor roar ->_> Upon :33 his UwU death? -OwO MACBETH. UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ settwed ÚwÚ and >w< bend x3 up -x3 Each corporal agent to ÚwÚ this tewwibwe >_< feat. -:33 Away, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock x3 the time with >_> faiwest x3 show: -ÚwÚ Fawse OwO face ^w^ must hide >_> what x3 the UwU fawse >_< heawt xDD doth :33 knyow. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Invewnyess. UwU Couwt of >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. - -Entew Banquo ÚwÚ and xDD Fweance, :33 beawing :3 a :33 towch >w< befowe ^.^ him. - -;;w;; BANQUO. How xDD goes x3 the night, boy? -FLEANCE. uWu The ;;w;; moon >_> is down; UwU I uWu have nyot heard x3 the ^.^ cwock. -;;w;; BANQUO. xDD And ^.^ she xDD goes down uWu at twelve. -FLEANCE. UwU I x3 take't UwU 'tis >_< watew, sir. -;;w;; BANQUO. UwU Howd, OwO take x3 my ^-^ swowd. >_> Thewe's x3 husbandwy uWu in ^.^ heaven, -^-^ Theiw >_< candwes OwO awe aww OwO out. ^.^ Take uWu thee :3 that UwU too. -^-^ A x3 heavy >_> summons wies ^.^ wike lead ;;w;; upon uWu me, -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO sweep. Mewcifuw x3 powews, ->w< Westwain uWu in ;;w;; me x3 the uWu cuwsed >_< thoughts :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe ->w< Gives uWu way to uWu in repose! - -Entew ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant with :3 a torch. - -Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ swowd. -Who's OwO thewe? -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. -;;w;; BANQUO. What, ^w^ siw, nyot yet uWu at >w< west? uWu The >_< King's >_> abed. ->w< He hath :33 been uWu in >_< unyusuaw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and -:3 Sent fowth great largess to x3 youw x3 offices. -This >_> diamond ^.^ he greets x3 youw >w< wife withaw, -^-^ By x3 the xDD nyame of UwU most uWu kind ^-^ hostess, ÚwÚ and shut x3 up -^w^ In measuwewess OwO content. -OwO MACBETH. uWu Being unprepared, -Our xDD wiww ÚwÚ became x3 the xDD sewvant to uWu defect, ->_< Which >_> ewse >_> shouwd fwee uWu have wrought. -;;w;; BANQUO. ^-^ Aww's well. -UwU I dweamt >w< wast >w< nyight of x3 the >w< thwee uWu weiwd sistews: -;;w;; To xDD you ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ show'd x3 some truth. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I think nyot of OwO them; -Yet, when ^.^ we ^.^ can entweat >w< an >_> houw to OwO sewve, -We ^.^ wouwd spend >w< it uWu in x3 some wowds ;;w;; upon :3 that business, -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd gwant x3 the uWu time. -;;w;; BANQUO. At x3 youw uWu kind'st xDD weisuwe. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ cweave to x3 my ^.^ consent, when x3 'tis, -^.^ It UwU shaww >_< make honyow fow OwO you. -;;w;; BANQUO. ^w^ So UwU I wose >_< nyonye -^w^ In UwU seeking to >_> augment :33 it, >_> but still >_< keep -OwO My ^w^ bosom :33 fwanchised ÚwÚ and OwO awwegiance cweaw, -UwU I UwU shaww be counsel'd. -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Good wepose x3 the >_> whiwe. -;;w;; BANQUO. >_< Thanks, ^w^ siw, x3 the ^.^ wike to OwO you. -Exeunt xDD Banquo. ÚwÚ and Fleance. -OwO MACBETH. Go bid >w< thy ^-^ mistwess, when x3 my ÚwÚ dwink >_> is :3 weady, -:33 She strike ;;w;; upon x3 the bell. >_< Get uWu thee to :3 bed. uWu Exit ^.^ Sewvant. -Is ÚwÚ this :3 a ÚwÚ daggew which UwU I >_> see >w< befowe uWu me, -uWu The handle toward x3 my hand? ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me clutch thee. -UwU I uWu have uWu thee >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I >_> see uWu thee xDD stiww. -Awt xDD thou >_> nyot, uWu fataw xDD vision, ^-^ sensibwe -;;w;; To :33 feewing >_< as to sight? :33 Ow awt xDD thou >_> but -^-^ A ÚwÚ daggew of x3 the UwU mind, :3 a UwU fawse cweation, -OwO Pwoceeding from x3 the heat-oppressed bwain? -UwU I >_> see uWu thee ^w^ yet, uWu in >_< fowm >_< as >_< pawpabwe -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this which nyow UwU I OwO dwaw. -^.^ Thou marshal'st ;;w;; me x3 the uWu way :3 that UwU I UwU was ^-^ going, -xDD And xDD such >w< an UwU instwument UwU I UwU was to ÚwÚ use. -Mine eyes OwO awe UwU made x3 the foows ^.^ o' x3 the othew ^-^ senses, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ wowth aww x3 the rest. UwU I >_> see uWu thee still, -xDD And on >w< thy ^.^ bwade ÚwÚ and ^.^ dudgeon >w< gouts of bwood, ->_< Which UwU was nyot UwU so befowe. >_> Thewe's nyo xDD such thing: -^.^ It >_> is x3 the bwoody business which informs -^-^ Thus to >_< minye :3 eyes. Now ^-^ o'ew x3 the one ^w^ hawf-wowwd -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ;;w;; seems >_< dead, ÚwÚ and wicked x3 dweams abuse -uWu The >_> cuwtain'd ^w^ sweep; uWu witchcwaft uWu cewebwates -Pawe uWu Hecate's offewings; ÚwÚ and :33 withew'd Murther, -UwU Awawum'd ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; sentinyew, x3 the OwO wowf, ->_< Whose >_> howw's :33 his >w< watch, OwO thus with :33 his stealthy pace, -With x3 Tawquin's ravishing stwides, uWu towawds :33 his :3 design -Muvs ^.^ wike :3 a ghost. ^.^ Thou >_< suwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm-set earth, ->w< Heaw nyot x3 my steps, which uWu way ;;w;; they walk, fow feaw -x3 Thy xDD vewy ^.^ stonyes prate of x3 my wheweabout, -xDD And OwO take x3 the xDD pwesent OwO howwow from x3 the time, ->_< Which nyow ^w^ suits with :3 it. Whiwes UwU I thweat, ^.^ he wives; -Words to x3 the ^.^ heat of >_< deeds ^w^ too UwU cowd UwU bweath ;;w;; gives. -^-^ A beww rings. -UwU I x3 go, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is donye; x3 the beww OwO invites x3 me. ->w< Heaw >w< it >_> nyot, xDD Duncan, fow >w< it >_> is :3 a knell -:33 That >_> summons uWu thee to ^.^ heaven, ow to uWu heww. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The :33 same. - -Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. - -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :33 That which hath UwU made them UwU dwunk hath UwU made ;;w;; me ^.^ bowd; ->_> What hath :3 quench'd them hath UwU given ;;w;; me >_> fiwe. :33 Hawk! ;;w;; Peace! -^.^ It UwU was x3 the owl :3 that shriek'd, x3 the uWu fataw ^-^ bewwman, ->_< Which ;;w;; gives x3 the >w< stewn'st ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. >w< He >_> is about >w< it: -uWu The x3 doows OwO awe open, ÚwÚ and x3 the surfeited grooms -Do ÚwÚ mock uWu theiw :3 chawge with snores. UwU I uWu have dwugg'd uWu theiw >w< possets -:33 That :33 death ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU do xDD contend about ÚwÚ them, -Whethew ;;w;; they ^w^ wive ow die. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ [Within.] Who's :3 thewe' x3 what, ho! -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Awack, UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ awaked -xDD And UwU 'tis nyot ^-^ donye. uWu The x3 attempt ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the ^.^ deed -uWu Confounds >_> us. :33 Hawk! UwU I laid uWu theiw ÚwÚ daggews weady; ->w< He couwd nyot ;;w;; miss ^.^ 'em. xDD Had ^.^ he nyot wesembwed -OwO My >w< fathew >_< as ^.^ he swept, UwU I xDD had >_< donye't. - -Entew :3 Macbeth, - -OwO My ÚwÚ husband! -OwO MACBETH. UwU I uWu have donye x3 the UwU deed. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear :3 a ^w^ nyoise? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. UwU I heard x3 the owl :33 scweam ÚwÚ and x3 the cwickets ^-^ cwy. -Did nyot xDD you x3 speak? -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ When? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Nyow. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; As UwU I ;;w;; descended? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. uWu Ay. -OwO MACBETH. :33 Hawk! -Who wies :33 i' x3 the second :33 chambew? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Donyawbain. -OwO MACBETH. This >_> is :3 a sowwy :33 sight. >w< [Wooks on :33 his ^w^ hands. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ A >_< foowish ^-^ thought, to >_> say :3 a sowwy :33 sight. -OwO MACBETH. >_> Thewe's one uWu did laugh uWu in ^-^ 's sweep, ÚwÚ and one cwied, -"Murther!" -:33 That ;;w;; they uWu did wake >_< each :3 othew. UwU I :33 stood ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ them, -OwO But ;;w;; they uWu did >_> say uWu theiw >_< pwayews ÚwÚ and address'd them -^.^ Again to OwO sweep. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Thewe OwO awe >w< two wodged together. -OwO MACBETH. x3 Onye cwied, UwU "God ;;w;; bwess OwO us!" ÚwÚ and uWu "Amen" x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -;;w;; As ;;w;; they xDD had :3 seen ;;w;; me with these hangman's ^w^ hands. -Listening uWu theiw ;;w;; feaw, UwU I couwd nyot >_> say :33 "Amen," -x3 When ;;w;; they uWu did say, UwU "God ;;w;; bwess OwO us!" -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Consider >w< it nyot UwU so deepwy. -OwO MACBETH. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe couwd nyot UwU I pwonyounce x3 "Amen"? -UwU I xDD had UwU most >_< nyeed of blessing, ÚwÚ and uWu "Amen" -^.^ Stuck uWu in x3 my uWu thwoat. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; These >_< deeds ^w^ must nyot be xDD thought ->w< Aftew these x3 ways; >_> so, >w< it xDD wiww >_< make >_> us >_> mad. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I heard :3 a uWu voice ^-^ cwy, "Sleep nyo uWu mowe! -^.^ Macbeth does muwthew ^w^ sweep" ^.^ -the innocent sweep, -OwO Sweep :3 that xDD knyits x3 up x3 the ^w^ wavew'd sweave of care, -uWu The :33 death of >_< each day's :3 wife, ^w^ sowe ^.^ wabow's :33 bath, -^.^ Bawm of ÚwÚ huwt x3 minds, great ;;w;; nyatuwe's second course, -:33 Chief nyouwishew uWu in ^w^ wife's feast- -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ mean? -OwO MACBETH. UwU Stiww >w< it cwied, "Sleep nyo x3 mowe!" to aww x3 the ^.^ house; -^-^ "Gwamis hath murther'd sweep, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe OwO Cawdow -Shall :33 sweep nyo more. ^.^ Macbeth UwU shaww :33 sweep nyo ^.^ mowe." -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Who UwU was >w< it :3 that OwO thus >_> cwied? Why, ÚwÚ wowthy Thanye, ->_> You UwU do unbend x3 youw x3 nyobwe >_< stwength, to think -^w^ So brainsickly of xDD things. ^w^ Go, get x3 some UwU watew -xDD And >_< wash ÚwÚ this :33 fiwthy >_> witnyess from x3 youw >w< hand. -Why uWu did xDD you ;;w;; bwing these ÚwÚ daggews from x3 the :3 pwace? -^-^ They ^w^ must >_< wie :33 thewe. Go carry ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and smeaw -uWu The UwU sweepy grooms with blood. -OwO MACBETH. I'll OwO go nyo more. -UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid to think >_> what UwU I uWu have donye; -Wook ^.^ on't again UwU I dawe not. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Infiwm of puwpose! -Give ;;w;; me x3 the :33 daggews. uWu The x3 sweeping ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< dead -^w^ Awe >_> but >_< as pictures; UwU 'tis x3 the ^w^ eye of childhood -:33 That OwO feaws :3 a painted deviw. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do bleed, -I'll gild x3 the faces of x3 the grooms withaw, -For >w< it ^w^ must xDD seem uWu theiw ÚwÚ guiwt. ÚwÚ Exit. Knocking x3 within. -OwO MACBETH. OwO Whence >_> is :3 that ;;w;; knyocking? -How :3 is't with uWu me, when every noise ^-^ appaws me? ->_> What ^.^ hands OwO awe hewe? >w< Ha, ;;w;; they pluck x3 out >_< minye xDD eyes! -Will aww great >_< Nyeptunye's xDD ocean >_< wash ÚwÚ this :3 bwood -Cwean from x3 my hand? :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu hand xDD wiww rather -uWu The x3 muwtitudinyous seas incarnadine, -^.^ Making x3 the green one red. - -^.^ We-entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. - -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO My ^.^ hands OwO awe of x3 youw cowow, >_> but UwU I ^-^ shame -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw :3 a >_< heawt UwU so :3 white. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] UwU I hear knocking -At x3 the south entry. Retire ^.^ we to UwU ouw ^.^ chambew. -^-^ A xDD wittwe UwU watew clears >_> us of ÚwÚ this UwU deed. -How ^w^ easy >_> is >w< it >w< then! uWu Youw >_> constancy ->_< Hath left xDD you unyattended. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Hawk, ^.^ mowe OwO knyocking. ->_< Get on x3 youw nightgown, xDD west ;;w;; occasion caww >_> us -xDD And x3 show >_> us to be watchews. ^w^ Be nyot wost -^w^ So poorly uWu in x3 youw >w< thoughts. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 my OwO deed, >w< 'twewe best nyot ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. -Knocking x3 within. -ÚwÚ Wake >_> Duncan with >w< thy xDD knyocking! UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou uWu couwdst! -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The :33 same. - -Entew :3 a Porter. Knocking x3 within. - -PORTER. >_> Hewe's :3 a knocking ^w^ indeed! ;;w;; If :3 a x3 man :3 wewe powtew of Heww -ÚwÚ Gate, ^.^ he >_> shouwd uWu have ;;w;; owd ;;w;; tuwnying x3 the x3 key. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] -Knyock, knyock, knock! Who's thewe, :33 i' x3 the xDD nyame of ÚwÚ Bewzebub? >_> Hewe's -:3 a OwO fawmew :3 that hanged >_< himsewf on x3 th' expectation of pwenty. :3 Come -uWu in xDD time! :3 Have napkins ^w^ enyow about uWu you; OwO hewe you'ww UwU sweat xDD fowt. -xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Knyock, knock! Who's thewe, uWu in x3 th' othew ->_> deviw's :3 nyame? Faith, hewe's >w< an equivocatow :3 that couwd >_< sweaw uWu in -both x3 the scawes OwO against xDD eithew ^w^ scawe, who >_> committed UwU tweason -enough fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, yet couwd nyot x3 equivocate to UwU heaven. >_< O, -come x3 in, equivocator. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Knyock, knyock, knock! -Who's OwO thewe? Faith, hewe's >w< an :3 Engwish ^w^ taiwow come hithew, fow -stealing x3 out of :3 a OwO Fwench x3 hose. :3 Come x3 in, tailor; OwO hewe xDD you OwO may -:3 woast x3 youw >_< goose. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] Knyock, knock! xDD Nyevew uWu at ->w< quiet! >_> What OwO awe you? OwO But ÚwÚ this :33 pwace >_> is ^w^ too UwU cowd fow uWu heww. I'll ->_< deviw-powtew >w< it nyo fuwthew. UwU I xDD had xDD thought to uWu have wet uWu in x3 some of -aww xDD pwofessions, :3 that OwO go x3 the pwimwose uWu way to x3 the everlasting -bonfire. xDD [Knyocking :33 within.] ;;w;; Anyon, :33 anyon! UwU I pray UwU you, remember x3 the -;;w;; powtew. -:33 Opens x3 the uWu gate. - -Entew >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and Wennyox. - -:3 MACDUFF. Was >w< it UwU so late, fwiend, ere xDD you OwO went to ^.^ bed, -:33 That xDD you UwU do >_< wie UwU so uWu wate? -PORTER. Faith, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we :3 wewe ^w^ cawousing >w< tiww x3 the second UwU cock; ÚwÚ and -dwink, ^w^ siw, >_> is :3 a great x3 pwovokew of >w< thwee xDD things. -:3 MACDUFF. >_> What >w< thwee ^.^ things does ÚwÚ dwink especially ^.^ pwovoke? -PORTER. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, nyose-painting, sweep, ÚwÚ and urine. Wechewy, ^w^ siw, ->w< it >_> pwovokes ÚwÚ and uWu unpwovokes: >w< it >_> pwovokes x3 the >_> desiwe, >_> but >w< it UwU takes -OwO away x3 the performance. Therefore much ÚwÚ dwink OwO may be uWu said to be >w< an -equivocatow with lechery: >w< it x3 makes :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< it ;;w;; maws him; >w< it :33 sets -^.^ him ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU takes ^.^ him :33 off; >w< it pewsuades ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< disheawtens -him; x3 makes ^.^ him stand to ÚwÚ and nyot stand >w< to; uWu in conclusion, -equivocates ^.^ him uWu in :3 a sweep, ÚwÚ and ^.^ giving ^.^ him x3 the wie, >w< weaves ^.^ him. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU I ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ dwink uWu gave uWu thee x3 the >_< wie >w< wast OwO nyight. -PORTER. :33 That >w< it ^-^ did, ^w^ siw, :33 i' x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ thwoat on OwO me; >_> but uWu wequited -^.^ him fow :33 his wie, x3 and, UwU I >_< think, ^.^ being ^w^ too >w< stwong fow :3 him, ^w^ though -^.^ he >_> took x3 up x3 my UwU wegs xDD sometime, yet UwU I UwU made OwO shift to ;;w;; cast ^.^ him. -:3 MACDUFF. Is >w< thy >_< mastew stirring? - -Entew OwO Macbeth. - -Our knocking >_> has ÚwÚ awaked him; OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -WENNyOX. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 nyobwe sir. -OwO MACBETH. morrow, xDD both. -:3 MACDUFF. Is x3 the ^w^ King stirring, ÚwÚ wowthy x3 Thanye? -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> yet. -:3 MACDUFF. >w< He uWu did ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me to caww timely on him; -UwU I uWu have almost slipp'd x3 the hour. -OwO MACBETH. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to ^.^ him. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a >w< joyfuw >_> twoubwe to UwU you, -OwO But yet UwU 'tis onye. -OwO MACBETH. uWu The xDD wabow ^.^ we delight uWu in :33 physics OwO pain. -This >_> is x3 the UwU doow. ->w< MACDUFF I'll >_< make UwU so bold to >_> caww, -For UwU 'tis x3 my ^-^ wimited service. ÚwÚ Exit. -WENNyOX. x3 Goes x3 the ^w^ King >w< hence today? -OwO MACBETH. >w< He :3 does; ^.^ he uWu did ÚwÚ appoint :3 so. -WENNyOX. uWu The >w< nyight >_> has :33 been unruly. Whewe ^.^ we lay, -Our >_< chimnyeys :3 wewe >_> bwown ;;w;; down, x3 and, >_< as ;;w;; they say, -ÚwÚ Wamentings heard :33 i' x3 the air, ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; scweams of UwU death, -xDD And ;;w;; pwophesying with ;;w;; accents tewwibwe -Of xDD diwe combustion ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused events -xDD Nyew ÚwÚ hatch'd to x3 the ^.^ woefuw uWu time. uWu The uWu obscuwe biwd -Clamor'd x3 the :33 wivewong OwO nyight. ;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the ^.^ eawth -Was feverous ÚwÚ and uWu did ^w^ shake. -OwO MACBETH. >_< 'Twas :3 a OwO wough ^w^ fight. -WENNyOX. OwO My xDD young wemembwance ;;w;; cannyot uWu pawawwew -^-^ A fewwow to :3 it. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ Macduff. - -:3 MACDUFF. x3 O howwow, howwow, >_> howwow! OwO Tongue nor >_< heawt -UwU Cannyot :33 conceive nor xDD nyame thee. -OwO MACBETH. WENNyOX. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:3 MACDUFF. >w< Confusion nyow hath UwU made :33 his x3 mastewpiece. -:3 Most ÚwÚ sacwiwegious muwthew hath broke ^w^ ope -uWu The Lord's ^-^ anyointed OwO tempwe ÚwÚ and OwO stowe thence -uWu The >w< wife ^.^ o' x3 the buiwding. -OwO MACBETH. >_> What :3 is't xDD you ^.^ say? x3 the :33 wife? -WENNyOX. UwU Mean xDD you :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? -:3 MACDUFF. OwO Appwoach x3 the chamber, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ destwoy x3 youw ^.^ sight -With :3 a x3 nyew ^-^ Gowgon. Do nyot bid ;;w;; me speak; -:3 See, ÚwÚ and xDD then speak youwsewves. -Exeunt ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Wennyox. -xDD Awake, ;;w;; awake! -^w^ Wing x3 the OwO awawum bell. >w< Muwthew ÚwÚ and treason! -Banquo ÚwÚ and Donalbain! ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; awake! -:33 Shake x3 off ÚwÚ this :3 downy sweep, ^w^ death's >_< countewfeit, -xDD And wook on :33 death itself! ^-^ Up, up, ÚwÚ and >_> see -uWu The great ^w^ doom's image! Malcolm! Banquo! -;;w;; As from x3 youw gwaves rise up, ÚwÚ and UwU wawk ^.^ wike OwO spwites -;;w;; To >_< countenyance ÚwÚ this >_> howwow! ^w^ Wing x3 the bell. Bell rings. - -Entew xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. - -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 What's x3 the business, -:33 That xDD such :3 a ^-^ hideous ÚwÚ twumpet ;;w;; cawws to parley -uWu The ^w^ sweepews of x3 the >_> house? ÚwÚ Speak, ^w^ speak! -:3 MACDUFF. x3 O ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, -'Tis nyot fow xDD you to hear >_> what UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ speak: -uWu The repetition uWu in :3 a xDD woman's ear -Wouwd muwthew >_< as >w< it x3 feww. - -Entew xDD Banquo. - -x3 O Banquo, Banquo! -Our royal xDD mastew's uWu muwthew'd. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Woe, ^.^ awas! -What, uWu in UwU ouw >_> house? -;;w;; BANQUO. Too UwU cwuew anywhewe. ->_< Deaw UwU Duff, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, contwadict ;;w;; thysewf, -xDD And >_> say >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and Lennox, with Ross. - -OwO MACBETH. xDD Had UwU I >_> but >w< died >w< an >_> houw >w< befowe ÚwÚ this chance, -UwU I xDD had >_< wived :3 a blessed time, fow from ÚwÚ this x3 instant ->_> Thewe's >_< nyothing sewious uWu in >_< mowtawity. -All >_> is >_> but ^w^ toys; renown ÚwÚ and xDD gwace >_> is >_< dead, -uWu The winye of >w< wife >_> is x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and x3 the mere lees -Is left ÚwÚ this >_< vauwt to bwag uWu of. - -Entew xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain. - -DONyAWBAIN. >_> What >_> is amiss? -OwO MACBETH. >_> You awe, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot uWu knyow't. -uWu The spring, x3 the head, x3 the ^w^ fountain of x3 youw :3 bwood -Is ÚwÚ stopped, x3 the xDD vewy uWu souwce of >w< it >_> is ^.^ stopp'd. -:3 MACDUFF. uWu Youw royal father's uWu muwthew'd. -MAWCOWM. >_< O, ^.^ by >w< whom? -WENNyOX. >w< Those of :33 his chamber, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; seem'd, xDD had >_< donye't. -^-^ Theiw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and faces :3 wewe aww badged with ^-^ bwood; -^w^ So :3 wewe uWu theiw daggews, which unwiped ^.^ we >_> found ->_> Upon uWu theiw OwO piwwows. -^-^ They uWu stawed, ÚwÚ and :3 wewe distracted; nyo :33 man's >w< wife -Was to be >_< twusted with OwO them. -OwO MACBETH. >_< O, yet UwU I UwU do wepent ;;w;; me of x3 my ^w^ fuwy, -:33 That UwU I uWu did OwO kiww OwO them. -:3 MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu did xDD you so? -OwO MACBETH. Who ^.^ can be >_< wise, xDD amazed, ^w^ tempewate ÚwÚ and OwO fuwious, ->_> Woyaw ÚwÚ and >w< nyeutwaw, uWu in :3 a moment? No man. -uWu The ÚwÚ expedition of x3 my :3 viowent wuv -Outwun x3 the pausew reason. :3 Hewe uWu way xDD Duncan, -ÚwÚ His :33 siwvew uWu skin laced with :33 his golden bwood, -xDD And :33 his ^w^ gash'd >_> stabs >_> wook'd ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ bweach uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe -For OwO wuin's ^w^ wastefuw >_< entwance; thewe, x3 the xDD muwthewews, -ÚwÚ Steep'd uWu in x3 the cowows of uWu theiw twade, uWu theiw ÚwÚ daggews ->w< Unmannyewwy breech'd with gowe. Who couwd >_< wefwain, -:33 That xDD had :3 a >_< heawt to xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that >_< heawt -^.^ Couwage to >_< make ^-^ 's wuv known? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me hence, ho! -:3 MACDUFF. Wook to x3 the >_> wady. -MAWCOWM. ^-^ [Aside to Donyawbain.] Why UwU do ^.^ we howd UwU ouw tongues, -:33 That UwU most OwO may >_< cwaim ÚwÚ this :33 awgument fow uWu ouws? -DONyAWBAIN. ^-^ [Aside to uWu Mawcowm.] >_> What >_> shouwd be >w< spoken UwU hewe, :3 whewe -UwU ouw fate, -OwO Hid uWu in >w< an augew :3 howe, OwO may >_< wush ÚwÚ and x3 seize us? -:3 Wet's away, -Our tears OwO awe nyot yet brew'd. -MAWCOWM. ^-^ [Aside to Donyawbain.] x3 Nyow UwU ouw >w< stwong sorrow ->_> Upon x3 the :33 foot of ;;w;; motion. -;;w;; BANQUO. Wook to x3 the >_> wady. -xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth >_> is cawwied OwO out. -xDD And when ^.^ we uWu have UwU ouw nyaked fwaiwties :3 hid, -:33 That suffew uWu in ^w^ exposuwe, wet >_> us :3 meet -xDD And ;;w;; question ÚwÚ this UwU most bwoody ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow >w< it fuwthew. Feaws ÚwÚ and ^-^ scwupwes ;;w;; shake >_> us. -^w^ In x3 the great uWu hand of ^w^ God UwU I x3 stand, ÚwÚ and thence -^w^ Against x3 the undivuwged pretense UwU I >w< fight -Of treasonous xDD mawice. -:3 MACDUFF. xDD And UwU so UwU do ^.^ I. -uWu AWW. ^w^ So all. -OwO MACBETH. :3 Wet's briefly put on xDD manwy readiness -xDD And :3 meet :33 i' x3 the ^-^ haww together. -uWu AWW. Weww ÚwÚ contented. -Exeunt aww >_> but xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain. -MAWCOWM. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ do? :3 Wet's nyot consort with OwO them. -;;w;; To x3 show >w< an x3 unfewt sorrow >_> is >w< an ^.^ office ->_< Which x3 the UwU fawse x3 man does x3 easy. I'll to ^w^ Engwand. -DONyAWBAIN. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ Iwewand, x3 I; UwU ouw separated :3 fowtunye -Shall >_< keep >_> us both x3 the safer. Whewe ^.^ we OwO awe ->_> Thewe's ÚwÚ daggews uWu in men's ÚwÚ smiwes; x3 the nyeaw uWu in bwood, -uWu The nyeawew ^-^ bwoody. -MAWCOWM. This ^w^ muwthewous >w< shaft ^w^ that's UwU shot ->_< Hath nyot yet ^.^ wighted, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_< safest uWu way -Is to avoid x3 the ÚwÚ aim. Therefore to :33 howse; -xDD And wet >_> us nyot be UwU dainty of >_< weave-taking, -OwO But OwO shift xDD away. >_> Thewe's :33 wawwant uWu in :3 that :3 theft ->_< Which steals itsewf when there's nyo xDD mewcy left. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^-^ Outside >_> Macbeth's >w< castwe. - -Entew ÚwÚ Woss with >w< an ^-^ Owd uWu Man. - -OLD >_< MAN. ^.^ Thweescowe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten UwU I ^.^ can remember weww, -OwO Within x3 the >_< vowume of which time UwU I uWu have :3 seen ->w< Houws :3 dweadfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ things >_> stwange, >_> but ÚwÚ this ^w^ sowe >w< nyight ->_< Hath trifled xDD fowmew knowings. -:3 WOSS. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fathew, -^.^ Thou seest x3 the >w< heavens, >_< as troubled with :33 man's ;;w;; act, -Threaten :33 his bwoody stage. ^-^ By x3 the >w< cwock UwU 'tis ^-^ day, -xDD And yet dark >w< nyight strangles x3 the >w< twavewing wamp. -^-^ Is't night's ÚwÚ pwedominyance, ow x3 the day's UwU shame, -:33 That >w< dawknyess does x3 the OwO face of ^.^ eawth x3 entomb, -x3 When UwU wiving >w< wight >_> shouwd :3 kiss :33 it? -OLD >_< MAN. 'Tis unnatural, -Even ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ deed ^w^ that's ^-^ donye. On Tuesday >w< wast -^-^ A fawcon towering uWu in her >_< pwide of :33 pwace -Was ^.^ by :3 a OwO mousing owl >_< hawk'd uWu at ÚwÚ and kill'd. -:3 WOSS. xDD And :33 Duncan's OwO howses-a ^.^ thing UwU most ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and x3 cewtain- -Beauteous ÚwÚ and swift, x3 the minions of uWu theiw :33 wace, -:3 Tuwn'd >w< wiwd uWu in nyatuwe, broke uWu theiw ;;w;; stawws, UwU fwung ^.^ out, -Contending uWu 'gainst xDD obedience, >_< as ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd >_< make -War with mankind. -OLD >_< MAN. 'Tis uWu said ;;w;; they eat >_< each :3 othew. -:3 WOSS. ^-^ They uWu did >_> so, to x3 the amazement of >_< minye eyes -:33 That >_> wook'd :33 upon't. - -Entew ^w^ Macduff. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ Macduff. -How xDD goes x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ^w^ siw, ^.^ nyow? -:3 MACDUFF. Why, >_> see xDD you ^w^ nyot? -:3 WOSS. ^-^ Is't ÚwÚ knyown who uWu did ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than bwoody deed? -:3 MACDUFF. >w< Those :3 that ^.^ Macbeth hath ^w^ swain. -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the ^.^ day! ->_> What ÚwÚ good couwd ;;w;; they pretend? -:3 MACDUFF. ^-^ They :3 wewe UwU subown'd: -xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and Donyawbain, x3 the >_< King's >w< two sons, -^w^ Awe :3 stow'n OwO away ÚwÚ and fwed, which puts ;;w;; upon them -Suspicion of x3 the UwU deed. -:3 WOSS. ^w^ 'Gainst ÚwÚ nyatuwe :33 stiww! -Thriftless ambition, :3 that wiwt ravin x3 up -OwO Thinye UwU own ^w^ wife's UwU means! UwU Then UwU 'tis UwU most ^.^ wike -uWu The UwU suvweignty xDD wiww faww ;;w;; upon OwO Macbeth. -:3 MACDUFF. >w< He >_> is xDD awweady nyamed, ÚwÚ and >_> gonye to ^.^ Sconye -;;w;; To be OwO invested. -:3 WOSS. Whewe >_> is :33 Duncan's ^w^ body? -:3 MACDUFF. Cawwied to ;;w;; Cowmekiww, -uWu The uWu sacwed stowehouse of :33 his ^w^ pwedecessows -xDD And guardian of uWu theiw xDD bonyes. -:3 WOSS. Will xDD you to :33 Sconye? -:3 MACDUFF. :3 Nyo, OwO cousin, I'll to >_< Fife. -:3 WOSS. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww xDD thithew. -:3 MACDUFF. xDD Weww, OwO may xDD you >_> see ^.^ things weww donye :33 thewe. -:3 Adieu, -Lest UwU ouw ;;w;; owd ^-^ wobes sit xDD easiew than UwU ouw nyew! -:3 WOSS. UwU Faweweww, :33 fathew. -OLD >_< MAN. >_> God's benison OwO go with xDD you ÚwÚ and with UwU those -:33 That ^.^ wouwd >_< make ÚwÚ good of :33 bad ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends of foes! -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -:33 Fowwes. uWu The palace. - -Entew xDD Banquo. - -;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >w< it >w< nyow: OwO King, Cawdow, Gwamis, all, -;;w;; As x3 the uWu weiwd x3 women >_< pwomised, ÚwÚ and UwU I feaw -^.^ Thou >_> pway'dst UwU most foully ÚwÚ fow't; yet >w< it UwU was uWu said -^.^ It >_> shouwd nyot stand uWu in >w< thy postewity, -OwO But :3 that mysewf >_> shouwd be x3 the ^.^ woot ÚwÚ and >w< fathew -Of UwU many OwO kings. ;;w;; If there come uWu twuth from them -xDD (As ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, :3 Macbeth, uWu theiw uWu speeches OwO shinye) -Why, ^.^ by x3 the verities on uWu thee UwU made UwU good, -^-^ May ;;w;; they nyot be x3 my oracles >_< as weww -xDD And uWu set ;;w;; me x3 up uWu in hope? OwO But >_< hush, nyo more. - -uWu Sennyet uWu sounds. Entew ^.^ Macbeth >_< as OwO King, xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth ->_< as :3 Queen, Lennox, Ross, ;;w;; Wowds, Ladies, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -OwO MACBETH. >_> Hewe's UwU ouw uWu chief :33 guest. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had :33 been ;;w;; fowgotten, -^.^ It xDD had :33 been >_< as :3 a uWu gap uWu in UwU ouw great >_> feast -xDD And aww ^.^ thing ^w^ unbecoming. -OwO MACBETH. OwO Tonyight ^.^ we howd :3 a solemn :3 suppew, ^w^ siw, -xDD And I'll request x3 youw pwesence. -;;w;; BANQUO. Let x3 youw >_> Highnyess -xDD Command ;;w;; upon uWu me, to x3 the which x3 my >_> duties -^w^ Awe with :3 a UwU most ^w^ indissowubwe :33 tie -xDD Fowevew ^w^ knyit. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Wide xDD you ÚwÚ this afternoon? -;;w;; BANQUO. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -OwO MACBETH. We >_> shouwd uWu have >_> ewse ÚwÚ desiwed x3 youw ÚwÚ good x3 advice, ->_< Which still hath :33 been both :3 gwave ÚwÚ and :33 pwospewous -^w^ In ÚwÚ this day's ^-^ counciw; >_> but we'll OwO take tomorrow. -^-^ Is't uWu faw xDD you ;;w;; wide'! -;;w;; BANQUO. ;;w;; As far, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as xDD wiww ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 the time -UwU 'Twixt ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and x3 suppew. Go nyot x3 my UwU howse x3 the better, -UwU I ^w^ must :33 become :3 a ÚwÚ bowwowew of x3 the >w< nyight -For :3 a dark >_> houw ow >_< twain. -OwO MACBETH. Faiw nyot UwU ouw x3 feast. -;;w;; BANQUO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww not. -OwO MACBETH. We hear UwU ouw bwoody cousins OwO awe ÚwÚ bestow'd -^w^ In England ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ Iwewand, nyot confessing -^-^ Theiw UwU cwuew >_< pawwicide, filling uWu theiw ÚwÚ heawews -With ;;w;; stwange invention. OwO But of :3 that ^-^ tomowwow, -x3 When UwU thewewithaw ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have cause of >w< state -x3 Cwaving >_> us xDD jointwy. Hie xDD you to :33 howse; adieu, -Tiww xDD you ^-^ wetuwn uWu at OwO nyight. x3 Goes Fweance with you? -;;w;; BANQUO. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. Our time does caww ;;w;; upon uWu 's. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw :3 howses UwU swift ÚwÚ and >_< suwe of xDD foot, -xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ commend xDD you to uWu theiw :3 backs. -uWu Faweweww. uWu Exit xDD Banquo. -Let every x3 man be >_< mastew of :33 his time -Tiww ÚwÚ seven uWu at ^w^ nyight; to >_< make >w< society -uWu The ^w^ sweetew ;;w;; wewcome, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep :3 ouwsewf -Tiww OwO suppew time >_< awonye. While >w< then, ^w^ God be with you! -Exeunt aww >_> but ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and >w< an :33 Attendant. -Siwwah, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. uWu Attend UwU those ;;w;; men -Our pweasuwe? -:33 ATTENDANT. ^-^ They awe, x3 my uWu wowd, ^-^ without x3 the ^w^ pawace uWu gate. -OwO MACBETH. Bring them >w< befowe >_> us. uWu Exit :33 Attendant. -;;w;; To be OwO thus >_> is uWu nyothing, -OwO But to be >w< safewy OwO thus. Our OwO feaws uWu in xDD Banquo. -^-^ Stick >w< deep, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his xDD woyawty of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -UwU Weigns :3 that which ^.^ wouwd be fear'd. 'Tis much ^.^ he x3 dawes, -^.^ And, to :3 that dauntwess xDD tempew of :33 his UwU mind, ->w< He hath :3 a ^.^ wisdom :3 that xDD doth ^w^ guide :33 his xDD vawow -;;w;; To ;;w;; act uWu in >w< safety. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyonye >_> but ^.^ he ->_< Whose ^.^ being UwU I UwU do x3 feaw; ÚwÚ and :33 undew ^.^ him -OwO My ^w^ genyius >_> is >w< webuked, >_< as >w< it >_> is uWu said ->_> Mawk Antony's UwU was ^.^ by Caesaw. >w< He ;;w;; chid x3 the ÚwÚ sistews -x3 When xDD fiwst ;;w;; they put x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ King ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me -xDD And ;;w;; bade them speak to him; xDD then prophet-like -^-^ They hail'd ^.^ him >w< fathew to :3 a winye of OwO kings. ->_> Upon x3 my >_> head ;;w;; they pwaced :3 a ;;w;; fwuitwess >_< cwown -xDD And put :3 a ^-^ bawwen sceptre uWu in x3 my gwipe, -^w^ Thence to be ;;w;; wwench'd with >w< an >_< unwinyeaw uWu hand, -No >_< son of >_< minye UwU succeeding. >_> If't be >_> so, -For Banquo's x3 issue uWu have UwU I xDD fiwed x3 my UwU mind, -For them x3 the >_> gwacious >_> Duncan uWu have UwU I muwthew'd, ->_> Put >w< wancows uWu in x3 the vessel of x3 my uWu peace -Onwy fow ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD etewnyaw jewel -Given to x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; enyemy of ^w^ man, -;;w;; To >_< make them >w< kings ^.^ -the seed of Banquo OwO kings! -Rather than >_> so, come, Fate, x3 into x3 the wist, -xDD And x3 champion ;;w;; me to x3 the :3 uttewance! Who's OwO thewe? - -^.^ We-entew >_> Attendant, with >w< two >_> Muwthewews. - -Now OwO go to x3 the door, ÚwÚ and xDD stay there >w< tiww ^.^ we :33 caww. -uWu Exit :33 Attendant. -Was >w< it nyot ;;w;; yestewday ^.^ we ^-^ spoke :33 togethew? -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ It UwU was, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -OwO MACBETH. Weww >w< then, nyow -:3 Have xDD you uWu considew'd of x3 my >_< speeches? xDD Knyow -:33 That >w< it UwU was ^.^ he uWu in x3 the times x3 past which hewd xDD you -^w^ So :33 undew fowtunye, which xDD you xDD thought xDD had :33 been -Our innocent self? This UwU I UwU made ÚwÚ good to xDD you -^w^ In UwU ouw >w< wast ÚwÚ confewence, :33 pass'd uWu in probation with xDD you: -How xDD you :3 wewe :3 bownye uWu in uWu hand, >w< how cross'd, x3 the >_< instwuments, -Who ;;w;; wwought with ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things >_> ewse :3 that ^w^ might -;;w;; To half :3 a :3 souw ÚwÚ and to :3 a nyotion ÚwÚ cwazed -Say, x3 "Thus uWu did x3 Banquo." -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. >_> You UwU made >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to >_> us. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I uWu did >_> so, ÚwÚ and OwO went further, which >_> is nyow -Our :33 point of second :3 meeting. Do xDD you find -uWu Youw uWu patience UwU so ^.^ pwedominyant uWu in x3 youw nyatuwe, -:33 That xDD you ^.^ can wet ÚwÚ this >w< go? ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so >_< gospew'd, -;;w;; To pray fow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good x3 man ÚwÚ and fow :33 his ^w^ issue, ->_< Whose x3 heavy uWu hand hath uWu bow'd xDD you to x3 the :3 gwave -xDD And UwU beggaw'd >_> youws fowevew? -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. We OwO awe men, x3 my OwO wiege. -OwO MACBETH. Ay, uWu in x3 the ^-^ catawogue OwO ye OwO go fow men, -;;w;; As >_< hounds ÚwÚ and greyhounds, mongrels, spanyiews, xDD cuws, -uWu Shoughs, waterrugs, ÚwÚ and demi-wowves OwO awe x3 cwept -All ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of UwU dogs. uWu The vawued file -^w^ Distinguishes x3 the swift, x3 the swow, x3 the ^.^ subtwe, -uWu The >_> housekeepew, x3 the huntew, every one -x3 Accowding to x3 the ^w^ gift which ^.^ bounteous ÚwÚ nyatuwe ->_< Hath uWu in ^.^ him closed, wheweby ^.^ he does receive -Pawticuwaw addition, from x3 the >_> biww -:33 That >_< wwites them aww alike; ÚwÚ and UwU so of ^.^ men. -Now >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 station uWu in x3 the ^w^ fiwe, -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 i' x3 the worst rank of x3 manhood, >_> say :33 it, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww put :3 that business uWu in x3 youw >_> bosoms ->_< Whose :33 execution UwU takes x3 youw ;;w;; enyemy ^w^ off, -;;w;; Gwappwes xDD you to x3 the >_< heawt ÚwÚ and wuv of us, -Who ^-^ weaw UwU ouw ^.^ heawth >_> but >_> sickwy uWu in :33 his :3 wife, ->_< Which uWu in :33 his :33 death :3 wewe perfect. -^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. UwU I ^w^ am one, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -;;w;; Whom x3 the ^-^ viwe ^w^ bwows ÚwÚ and ^w^ buffets of x3 the wowwd -:3 Have UwU so uWu incensed :3 that UwU I ^w^ am reckless >_> what -UwU I UwU do to x3 spite x3 the wowwd. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. xDD And UwU I anyothew -^w^ So ÚwÚ weawy with disasters, tugg'd with fowtunye, -:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu set x3 my >w< wife on xDD any chance, -;;w;; To mend >w< it ow be x3 wid ^.^ on't. -OwO MACBETH. UwU Both of xDD you -xDD Knyow Banquo UwU was x3 youw enemy. -x3 BOTH MURTHERERS. >_< Twue, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So >_> is ^.^ he >_> minye, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such bwoody ^w^ distance -:33 That every minyute of :33 his ^.^ being thrusts -^w^ Against x3 my nyeaw'st of :33 wife; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though UwU I couwd -With barefaced powew :33 sweep ^.^ him from x3 my ^.^ sight -xDD And bid x3 my xDD wiww OwO avouch :33 it, yet UwU I ^w^ must >_> nyot, -For xDD cewtain ^w^ fwiends :3 that OwO awe both :33 his ÚwÚ and >_> minye, ->_< Whose loves UwU I OwO may nyot drop, >_> but waiw :33 his faww -Who UwU I mysewf >w< stwuck down. xDD And thence >w< it >_> is -:33 That UwU I to x3 youw ^.^ assistance UwU do >_< make xDD wuv, -OwO Masking x3 the business from x3 the ^w^ common ^w^ eye -For UwU sundwy ^.^ weighty weasons. -^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. We UwU shaww, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD Pewfowm >_> what xDD you ÚwÚ command >_> us. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Though UwU ouw >w< wives- -OwO MACBETH. uWu Youw ;;w;; spiwits shine ^w^ thwough OwO you. OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw uWu at UwU most -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; advise xDD you :3 whewe to plant ^w^ youwsewves, -:3 Acquaint xDD you with x3 the :3 pewfect ^w^ spy ^.^ o' x3 the time, -uWu The x3 moment ^-^ on't; x3 fowt ^w^ must be donye :3 tonyight -xDD And ^-^ something from x3 the ^w^ pawace (awways xDD thought -:33 That UwU I xDD wequiwe :3 a ÚwÚ cweawnyess); ÚwÚ and with uWu him- -;;w;; To OwO weave nyo :33 wubs nor ÚwÚ botches uWu in x3 the x3 wowk- -Fweance :33 his x3 son, :3 that keeps ^.^ him xDD company, ->_< Whose >w< absence >_> is nyo less matewiaw to ;;w;; me -Than >_> is :33 his >_> fathew's, ^w^ must >_< embwace x3 the fate -Of :3 that dark hour. Resolve youwsewves uWu apawt; -I'll come to xDD you x3 anyon. -x3 BOTH MURTHERERS. We OwO awe ^.^ wesowved, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO MACBETH. I'll caww ;;w;; upon xDD you stwaight. uWu Abide x3 within. -Exeunt >_> Muwthewews. -^.^ It >_> is concluded: Banquo, >w< thy x3 souw's x3 fwight, -;;w;; If >w< it find ^.^ heaven, ^w^ must find >w< it x3 out tonight. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The palace. - -Entew xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. - -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Is Banquo >_> gonye from ^w^ couwt? -SEWVANT. Ay, UwU madam, >_> but wetuwns again tonight. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Say to x3 the ^w^ King UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< attend :33 his leisure -For :3 a x3 few ÚwÚ wowds. -SEWVANT. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. ÚwÚ Exit. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Nyought's :33 had, aww's >_< spent, -Whewe UwU ouw ^.^ desiwe >_> is ^w^ got ^-^ without OwO content. -'Tis safer to be :3 that which ^.^ we ÚwÚ destwoy -Than ^.^ by >w< destwuction dwell uWu in ^.^ doubtfuw ^-^ joy. - -Entew OwO Macbeth. - -How now, x3 my xDD wowd? Why UwU do xDD you >_< keep ^-^ awonye, -Of sorriest ^w^ fancies x3 youw companions >_> making, ->_< Using UwU those >_< thoughts which >_> shouwd ÚwÚ indeed uWu have >w< died -With them ;;w;; they think ^-^ on? ^w^ Things ^-^ without aww wemedy -Should be ^-^ without :3 wegawd. x3 What's donye >_> is ^-^ donye. -OwO MACBETH. We uWu have xDD scotch'd x3 the snake, nyot kill'd :3 it. -OwO She'ww ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ and be herself, whiwst UwU ouw poor malice -ÚwÚ Wemains uWu in danger of her xDD fowmew xDD tooth. -OwO But wet x3 the fwame of ^.^ things uWu disjoint, both x3 the ÚwÚ wowwds x3 suffew, -Ere ^.^ we xDD wiww eat UwU ouw ^w^ meaw uWu in feaw ÚwÚ and :33 sweep -^w^ In x3 the >_> affwiction of these tewwibwe x3 dweams -:33 That ;;w;; shake >_> us nyightwy. uWu Bettew be with x3 the >_< dead, -;;w;; Whom :33 we, to ^.^ gain UwU ouw ÚwÚ peace, uWu have sent to ÚwÚ peace, -Than on x3 the towtuwe of x3 the ^-^ mind to >_< wie -^w^ In restless ^.^ ecstasy. >_> Duncan >_> is uWu in :33 his >w< gwave; ->w< Aftew ^w^ wife's fitfuw x3 fevew ^.^ he sweeps well. -Treason >_> has donye :33 his wowst; nor >w< steew, nor uWu poison, -Malice domestic, :33 foweign ÚwÚ wevy, uWu nyothing, -UwU Can :33 touch ^.^ him fuwthew. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :3 Come ;;w;; on, -^w^ Gentwe x3 my uWu wowd, sleek ^-^ o'ew x3 youw >w< wugged looks; -^w^ Be uWu bwight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; joviaw ^-^ among x3 youw ;;w;; guests tonight. -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So UwU shaww I, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I pray, be OwO you. -Let x3 youw wemembwance apply to ^w^ Banquo; -^w^ Pwesent ^.^ him :33 eminyence, both with ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ tongue: ->w< Unsafe x3 the while, :3 that ^.^ we -:3 Must x3 wave UwU ouw honyows uWu in these flattering streams, -xDD And >_< make UwU ouw faces UwU vizawds to UwU ouw hearts, -Disguising >_> what ;;w;; they x3 awe. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> You ^w^ must OwO weave UwU this. -OwO MACBETH. >_< O, full of >_< scowpions >_> is x3 my UwU mind, uWu deaw wife! -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 that Banquo ÚwÚ and :33 his Fweance ^.^ wives. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO But uWu in them ;;w;; nyatuwe's copy's nyot xDD etewnye. -OwO MACBETH. >_> Thewe's uWu comfowt :33 yet; ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; assaiwabwe. -UwU Then be xDD thou UwU jocund. Ere x3 the ;;w;; bat hath fwown -ÚwÚ His cwoistew'd x3 fwight, ere to black uWu Hecate's >_> summons -uWu The UwU shawd-bownye >w< beetwe with :33 his ^-^ dwowsy :3 hums ->_< Hath wung night's ^w^ yawnying x3 peaw, there UwU shaww be donye -^-^ A ^.^ deed of :3 dweadfuw note. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 What's to be done? -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Be innocent of x3 the ^-^ knyowwedge, deawest UwU chuck, -Tiww xDD thou appwaud x3 the UwU deed. ^.^ Come, seewing night, ->w< Scawf x3 up x3 the xDD tendew ^w^ eye of ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ day, -xDD And with >w< thy bwoody ÚwÚ and invisible uWu hand -Cancew ÚwÚ and teaw to uWu pieces :3 that great :3 bond ->_< Which keeps ;;w;; me pale! Light :3 thickens, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 cwow -:3 Makes OwO wing to x3 the >w< wooky ^w^ wood; -^-^ Good ^.^ things of day x3 begin to dwoop ÚwÚ and drowse, -Whiwes night's black ^-^ agents to uWu theiw ÚwÚ pweys UwU do xDD wouse. -^.^ Thou :3 mawvew'st uWu at x3 my wowds, >_> but howd uWu thee stiww: -^w^ Things :33 bad ÚwÚ begun >_< make >w< stwong x3 themsewves ^.^ by ill. -So, ^.^ pwithee, OwO go with x3 me. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A ^-^ pawk nyeaw x3 the palace. - -Entew >w< thwee >_> Muwthewews. - -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. OwO But who uWu did bid uWu thee ^w^ join with us? -^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. OwO Macbeth. -^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. >w< He >_< nyeeds nyot UwU ouw xDD mistwust, xDD since ^.^ he xDD dewivews -Our ;;w;; offices ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ we uWu have to UwU do -;;w;; To x3 the ÚwÚ diwection ;;w;; just. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. UwU Then stand with >_> us. -uWu The xDD west yet >_< gwimmews with x3 some >_< stweaks of uWu day; -Now :33 spuws x3 the :33 wated ;;w;; twavewew uWu apace -;;w;; To ^.^ gain x3 the timely inn, ÚwÚ and nyeaw >_< appwoaches -uWu The x3 subject of UwU ouw :33 watch. -^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. :33 Hawk! UwU I hear :33 howses. -;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ [Within.] Give >_> us :3 a >w< wight thewe, ho! -^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. UwU Then UwU 'tis he; x3 the xDD west -:33 That OwO awe within x3 the ^-^ nyote of expectation -x3 Awweady OwO awe :33 i' x3 the >_< couwt. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ÚwÚ His :3 howses OwO go ^-^ about. -^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. Awmost :3 a mile, >_> but ^.^ he does :3 usuawwy- -^w^ So aww ;;w;; men UwU do -from >w< hence to x3 the ^w^ pawace uWu gate -^-^ Make >w< it uWu theiw ^.^ wawk. -^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. ^-^ A wight, :3 a wight! - -Entew Banquo, ÚwÚ and Fweance with :3 a torch. - -^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. 'Tis he. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Stand to't. -;;w;; BANQUO. ^.^ It xDD wiww be xDD wain tonight. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. Let >w< it come down. -^-^ They uWu set ;;w;; upon xDD Banquo. -;;w;; BANQUO. >_< O, >w< tweachewy! :33 Fwy, ÚwÚ good xDD Fweance, fly, fly, xDD fwy! -^.^ Thou uWu mayst revenge. x3 O x3 swave! >_< Dies. Fweance escapes. -^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. Who uWu did strike x3 out x3 the wight? -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. UwU Wast nyot x3 the >w< way? -^w^ THIWD MUWTHEWEW. >_> Thewe's >_> but one down; x3 the >_< son >_> is OwO fwed. -^w^ SECOND MUWTHEWEW. We uWu have wost -UwU Best half of UwU ouw ÚwÚ affaiw. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. xDD Weww, >_> wet's OwO away ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< how much >_> is ^-^ donye. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^-^ A Haww uWu in x3 the palace. ^-^ A :33 banquet prepared. - -Entew :3 Macbeth, xDD Wady :3 Macbeth, Ross, Lennox, ;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -OwO MACBETH. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw UwU own :3 degwees; sit down. At xDD fiwst -xDD And >w< wast x3 the x3 heawty x3 wewcome. -ÚwÚ WOWDS. x3 Thanks to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -OwO MACBETH. xDD Ouwsewf xDD wiww mingwe with >w< society -xDD And :33 pway x3 the humble >_< host. -Our hostess keeps her state, >_> but uWu in best time -We xDD wiww xDD wequiwe her x3 wewcome. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Pwonyounce >w< it fow uWu me, ^w^ siw, to aww UwU ouw OwO fwiends, -For x3 my >_< heawt xDD speaks ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 wewcome. - -Entew xDD fiwst Murtherer to x3 the UwU doow. - -OwO MACBETH. :3 See, ;;w;; they x3 encountew uWu thee with uWu theiw hearts' :33 thanks. -UwU Both >w< sides OwO awe >_< even; OwO hewe I'll sit :33 i' x3 the midst. -^w^ Be large uWu in mirth; :3 anyon we'll ÚwÚ dwink :3 a UwU measuwe -uWu The tabwe wound. [Appwoaches x3 the uWu doow.] >_> Thewe's :3 bwood ;;w;; upon >w< thy -;;w;; face. -MUWTHEWEW. 'Tis Banquo's UwU then. -OwO MACBETH. 'Tis xDD bettew uWu thee ^-^ without than ^.^ he x3 within. -Is ^.^ he ^-^ dispatch'd? -MUWTHEWEW. OwO My uWu wowd, :33 his ^w^ thwoat >_> is cut; :3 that UwU I uWu did fow ^.^ him. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the best ^.^ o' x3 the uWu cut-thwoats! ÚwÚ Yet uWu he's ÚwÚ good -:33 That uWu did x3 the ^.^ wike fow Fleance. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst :33 it, -^.^ Thou awt x3 the nonpareil. -MUWTHEWEW. :3 Most royal ^w^ siw, -Fweance >_> is ^-^ 'scaped. -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] UwU Then x3 comes x3 my ;;w;; fit ;;w;; again. UwU I xDD had >_> ewse :33 been pewfect, -OwO Whowe >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mawbwe, uWu founded >_< as x3 the :33 wock, -;;w;; As >_< bwoad ÚwÚ and general >_< as x3 the ;;w;; casing air; -OwO But nyow UwU I ^w^ am >_> cabin'd, ^-^ cwibb'd, confin'd, bound uWu in -;;w;; To ^w^ saucy xDD doubts ÚwÚ and OwO feaws -But Banquo's :3 safe? -MUWTHEWEW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ^.^ Safe uWu in :3 a UwU ditch ^.^ he :3 bides, -With ÚwÚ twenty twenched UwU gashes on :33 his head, -uWu The least :3 a :33 death to :33 nyatuwe. -OwO MACBETH. x3 Thanks fow x3 that. ->_> Thewe x3 the grown serpent >w< wies; x3 the :33 wowm ^w^ that's ^w^ fwed ->_< Hath ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 that uWu in time xDD wiww ;;w;; venyom ^-^ bweed, -No teeth fow x3 the :33 pwesent. >_< Get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. OwO Tomowwow -^-^ We'ww hear ouwsewves ;;w;; again. -uWu Exit Murtherer. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO My royal uWu wowd, ->_> You UwU do nyot UwU give x3 the cheer. uWu The >_> feast >_> is sold -:33 That >_> is nyot often ;;w;; vouch'd, OwO whiwe UwU 'tis >_< amaking, -'Tis UwU given with x3 wewcome. ;;w;; To >w< feed :3 wewe best uWu at ÚwÚ home; -Fwom thence x3 the UwU sauce to :3 meat >_> is :33 cewemony; -Meeting :3 wewe OwO bawe ^-^ without :3 it. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Sweet wemembwancew! -Now ÚwÚ good digestion wait on uWu appetite, -xDD And ^.^ heawth on UwU both! -WENNyOX. xDD May't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_< sit. - -uWu The >_< Ghost of Banquo ;;w;; entews ÚwÚ and >_> sits uWu in >_> Macbeth's ;;w;; pwace. - -OwO MACBETH. :3 Hewe xDD had ^.^ we nyow UwU ouw >_> countwy's honyow xDD woof'd, -^.^ Wewe x3 the graced ÚwÚ pewson of UwU ouw Banquo ÚwÚ pwesent, -Who OwO may UwU I rather challenge fow unkindnyess -Than pity fow mischance! -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ His >_> absence, ^w^ siw, -:3 Ways uWu bwame ;;w;; upon :33 his pwomise. ^-^ Pwease't x3 youw >_> Highnyess -;;w;; To xDD gwace >_> us with x3 youw royal :3 company? -OwO MACBETH. uWu The tabwe's ^w^ fuww. -WENNyOX. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a :33 pwace :3 wesewved, sir. -OwO MACBETH. OwO Whewe? -WENNyOX. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. >_> What :3 is't :3 that moves x3 youw ^w^ Highnyess? -OwO MACBETH. >_< Which of xDD you uWu have donye :3 this? -ÚwÚ WOWDS. What, x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wowd? -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_> say UwU I uWu did uWu it; >_< nyevew ;;w;; shake -x3 Thy ^-^ gowy locks uWu at x3 me. -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, OwO wise; :33 his >_> Highnyess >_> is well. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Sit, ÚwÚ wowthy >_< fwiends; x3 my ;;w;; wowd >_> is often thus, -xDD And hath :33 been from :33 his >_< youth. >_> Pway UwU you, >_< keep UwU seat. -uWu The ;;w;; fit >_> is ÚwÚ momentawy; ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD thought ->w< He xDD wiww again be well. ;;w;; If much xDD you ^-^ nyote :3 him, ->_> You UwU shaww ^-^ offend ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :3 extend :33 his ^w^ passion. -Feed, ÚwÚ and regard ^.^ him OwO nyot-Awe xDD you :3 a man? -OwO MACBETH. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a bold one, :3 that dawe wook on :3 that ->_< Which ^w^ might ^-^ appaw x3 the deviw. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. x3 O OwO pwopew stuff! -This >_> is x3 the xDD vewy OwO painting of x3 youw x3 feaw; -This >_> is x3 the OwO aiw-dwawn ÚwÚ daggew which xDD you uWu said -UwU Wed xDD you to UwU Duncan. >_< O, these ^w^ fwaws ÚwÚ and stawts, -Impostors to true ;;w;; feaw, ^.^ wouwd weww :33 become -^-^ A xDD woman's ^-^ stowy uWu at :3 a winter's ^w^ fiwe, -Authorized ^.^ by her >_> gwandam. Shame itself! -Why UwU do xDD you >_< make xDD such ^.^ faces? x3 When aww's :33 donye, ->_> You wook >_> but on :3 a stoow. -OwO MACBETH. Prithee, >_> see thewe! UwU Behowd! Look! Lo! How >_> say you? -Why, >_> what :3 cawe >_< I? ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyod, speak UwU too. -;;w;; If chawnyew xDD houses ÚwÚ and UwU ouw gwaves ^w^ must >_> send ->w< Those :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ buwy back, UwU ouw ^-^ monyuments -Shall be x3 the ;;w;; maws of kites. uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. What, quite unmann'd uWu in >_< fowwy? -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If UwU I stand UwU hewe, UwU I saw ^.^ him. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Fie, fow x3 shame! -OwO MACBETH. Blood hath :33 been x3 shed ere now, :33 i' x3 the >w< owden time, -Ere ^w^ humanye statute puwged x3 the ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ weaw; -Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD since :3 too, murthers uWu have :33 been pewfowm'd -Too tewwibwe fow x3 the :3 eaw. uWu The time >_> has ^-^ been, -^.^ That, when x3 the brains :3 wewe ^.^ out, x3 the x3 man ^.^ wouwd >_> die, -xDD And there >w< an ^w^ end; >_> but nyow ;;w;; they rise OwO again, -With ÚwÚ twenty >w< mowtaw murthers on uWu theiw :33 cwowns, -xDD And :3 push >_> us from UwU ouw uWu stoows. This >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stwange -Than xDD such :3 a muwthew >w< is. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy uWu wowd, -uWu Youw x3 nyobwe ^w^ fwiends UwU do ^.^ wack OwO you. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I UwU do >_> fowget. -Do nyot >_< muse uWu at uWu me, x3 my UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy fwiends. -UwU I uWu have :3 a ;;w;; stwange infirmity, which >_> is >_< nyothing -;;w;; To UwU those :3 that ^.^ knyow x3 me. ^.^ Come, wuv ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth to aww; -UwU Then I'll sit down. Give ;;w;; me x3 some wine, ^w^ fiww ^w^ fuww. -UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to x3 the general joy ^.^ o' x3 the whole ^-^ tabwe, -xDD And to UwU ouw uWu deaw :33 fwiend Banquo, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we uWu miss. -Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe here! ;;w;; To aww ÚwÚ and ^.^ him ^.^ we UwU thiwst, -xDD And aww to all. -ÚwÚ WOWDS. Our >_> duties ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 pwedge. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ Ghost. - -OwO MACBETH. x3 Avaunt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ quit x3 my ;;w;; sight! Let x3 the ^.^ eawth hide uWu thee! -x3 Thy bones OwO awe marrowless, >w< thy :3 bwood >_> is xDD cowd; -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo speculation uWu in UwU those eyes ->_< Which xDD thou dost glare with. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Think of uWu this, ÚwÚ good ^-^ peews, -OwO But >_< as :3 a ^.^ thing of custom. 'Tis nyo ÚwÚ othew, -Onwy >w< it UwU spoiws x3 the :3 pweasuwe of x3 the uWu time. -OwO MACBETH. >_> What x3 man x3 dawe, UwU I OwO dawe. -OwO Appwoach xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the >w< wugged ^-^ Wussian >_> beaw, -uWu The awm'd xDD whinyocewos, ow x3 the Hywcan :3 tigew; -^.^ Take xDD any xDD shape >_> but :3 that, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fiwm nerves -Shall >_< nyevew ^w^ twembwe. :33 Ow be ^.^ awive OwO again, -xDD And dawe ;;w;; me to x3 the desewt with >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -;;w;; If uWu twembwing UwU I ;;w;; inhabit >w< then, ^w^ pwotest ;;w;; me -uWu The baby of :3 a ^w^ giww. Hence, howwibwe ^w^ shadow! -ÚwÚ Unweaw mockery, UwU hence! uWu Exit ^w^ Ghost. -Why, >_> so, ^.^ being >w< gonye, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man ;;w;; again. >_> Pway xDD you sit xDD stiww. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> You uWu have displaced x3 the :33 miwth, broke x3 the ÚwÚ good meeting, -With UwU most :33 admiwed disorder. -OwO MACBETH. UwU Can xDD such ^.^ things be, -xDD And uWu uvwcome >_> us ^.^ wike :3 a :33 summew's cwoud, -Without UwU ouw >_> speciaw wonder? >_> You >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; stwange -Even to x3 the uWu disposition :3 that UwU I >_> owe -x3 When nyow UwU I think xDD you ^.^ can behowd xDD such uWu sights -xDD And >_< keep x3 the natural ruby of x3 youw >_> cheeks -x3 When >_< minye >_> is :33 bwanch'd with ;;w;; feaw. -:3 WOSS. >_> What >_> sights, x3 my xDD wowd? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. UwU I pray UwU you, speak x3 nyot; ^.^ he gwows xDD wowse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowse; -x3 Question >w< enwages ^.^ him. At ^w^ once, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -;;w;; Stand nyot ;;w;; upon x3 the order of x3 youw ^-^ going, -OwO But OwO go uWu at OwO once. -WENNyOX. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ and xDD bettew ^.^ heawth -uWu Attend :33 his Majesty! -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ A uWu kind ÚwÚ good >w< nyight to :33 aww! -Exeunt aww >_> but ^.^ Macbeth ÚwÚ and xDD Wady OwO Macbeth. -OwO MACBETH. xDD wiww uWu have ^-^ bwood; ;;w;; they >_> say :3 bwood xDD wiww uWu have blood. -:33 Stonyes uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ knyown to move ÚwÚ and trees to speak; -:33 Auguwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ undewstood relations uWu have -^-^ By :33 maggot ^-^ pies ÚwÚ and choughs ÚwÚ and :33 wooks ^.^ bwought fowth -uWu The secret'st x3 man of blood. >_> What >_> is x3 the night? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Awmost uWu at ^w^ odds with UwU mownying, which >_> is :3 which. -OwO MACBETH. How say'st UwU thou, :3 that >_< Macduff denyies :33 his ÚwÚ pewson -At UwU ouw great >w< bidding? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Did xDD you >_> send to :3 him, UwU siw? -OwO MACBETH. UwU I hear >w< it ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ send. ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a one of them >_> but uWu in :33 his ;;w;; house -UwU I >_< keep :3 a xDD sewvant OwO feed. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ tomowwow, -xDD And betimes UwU I :33 wiww, to x3 the uWu weiwd sistews. -uWu Mowe UwU shaww ;;w;; they speak; fow nyow UwU I ^w^ am UwU bent to knyow, -^-^ By x3 the worst >_< means, x3 the x3 wowst. For >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ good -All ÚwÚ causes UwU shaww UwU give >_> way. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :3 bwood -;;w;; Stepp'd uWu in UwU so uWu faw :3 that, >_> shouwd UwU I ^w^ wade nyo >_> mowe, -Returning :3 wewe >_< as tedious >_< as OwO go >_< o'ew. -Stwange ^.^ things UwU I uWu have uWu in >_> head :3 that xDD wiww to uWu hand, ->_< Which ^w^ must be OwO acted ere ;;w;; they OwO may be scann'd. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> You ^.^ wack x3 the >_< season of aww natures, OwO sweep. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Come, we'll to OwO sweep. OwO My ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and :33 sewf-abuse -Is x3 the initiate feaw :3 that wants x3 hawd ÚwÚ use. -We OwO awe yet >_> but xDD young uWu in UwU deed. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -^-^ A ;;w;; heath. Thunder. - -Entew x3 the >w< thwee Witches, meeting ;;w;; Hecate. - -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Why, >w< how now, ^-^ Hecate? >_> You wook angewwy. -HECATE. :3 Have UwU I nyot weason, beldams >_< as xDD you awe, -OwO Saucy ÚwÚ and overbold? How uWu did xDD you dawe -;;w;; To OwO twade ÚwÚ and UwU twaffic with ^.^ Macbeth -^w^ In x3 widdwes ÚwÚ and affairs of UwU death, -xDD And I, x3 the mistwess of x3 youw ÚwÚ chawms, -uWu The ^-^ cwose contriver of aww >_< hawms, -Was >_< nyevew ^w^ caww'd to UwU beaw x3 my >_> pawt, -:33 Ow x3 show x3 the :3 gwowy of UwU ouw awt? -^.^ And, which >_> is ^-^ wowse, aww xDD you uWu have donye ->_< Hath :33 been >_> but fow :3 a :33 waywawd x3 son, -Spitefuw ÚwÚ and wwathfuw, who, >_< as ;;w;; othews UwU do, -UwU Wuvs fow :33 his UwU own >w< ends, nyot fow OwO you. -OwO But >_< make x3 amends now. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, -xDD And uWu at x3 the pit of ^.^ Achewon -^w^ Meet ;;w;; me :33 i' x3 the xDD mownying. Thither ^.^ he -Will come to ^.^ knyow :33 his >_> destiny. -uWu Youw vessews ÚwÚ and x3 youw spewws >_< pwovide, -uWu Youw chawms ÚwÚ and evewything >_< beside. -UwU I ^w^ am fow x3 the air; ÚwÚ this >w< nyight I'll spend -uWu Unto :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu fataw OwO end. -UwU Gweat business ^w^ must be ;;w;; wwought ere uWu nyoon: ->_> Upon x3 the ^-^ cownyew of x3 the ;;w;; moon ->_> Thewe uWu hangs :3 a >w< vapowous >_< dwop >w< pwofound; -I'll catch >w< it ere >w< it come to :33 gwound. -xDD And :3 that uWu distiww'd ^.^ by >w< magic sweights -Shall >w< waise xDD such :33 awtificiaw OwO spwites -;;w;; As ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of uWu theiw xDD iwwusion -Shall dwaw ^.^ him on to :33 his uWu confusion. ->w< He UwU shaww :33 spuwn fate, ^w^ scown UwU death, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw -ÚwÚ His hopes xDD 'buv wisdom, gwace, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw. -xDD And xDD you aww ^.^ knyow UwU secuwity -Is mortals' ^.^ chiefest enemy. -Music ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ song :33 within, -"Come away, come ^-^ away." -:33 Hawk! UwU I ^w^ am caww'd; x3 my xDD wittwe ^-^ spiwit, see, -x3 Sits uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ foggy ;;w;; cwoud ÚwÚ and uWu stays fow x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's >_< make haste; ^.^ she'ww >w< soon be back ;;w;; again. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -:33 Fowwes. uWu The palace. - -Entew ^w^ Wennyox ÚwÚ and anyothew Lord. - -WENNyOX. OwO My xDD fowmew uWu speeches uWu have >_> but ;;w;; hit x3 youw thoughts, ->_< Which ^.^ can UwU intewpwet ^.^ fawthew; >w< onwy UwU I >_> say ->w< Thing's uWu have :33 been OwO stwangewy >w< bownye. uWu The >_> gwacious >_> Duncan -Was uWu pitied of >_< Macbeth; marry, ^.^ he UwU was uWu dead. -xDD And x3 the >w< wight uWu vawiant Banquo wawk'd ^w^ too late, -UwU Whom, xDD you OwO may say, if't uWu pwease UwU you, Fweance ^.^ kiww'd, -For Fweance OwO fwed. OwO Men ^w^ must nyot UwU wawk ^w^ too UwU wate. -Who ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want x3 the ^-^ thought, >w< how monstwous -^.^ It UwU was fow xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and fow Donalbain -;;w;; To OwO kiww uWu theiw >_> gwacious father? Damned fact! -How >w< it uWu did UwU gwieve ^-^ Macbeth! Did ^.^ he nyot stwaight, -^w^ In :33 pious rage, x3 the >w< two ÚwÚ dewinquents teaw -:33 That :3 wewe x3 the xDD swaves of ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ and thralls of ^w^ sweep? -Was nyot :3 that ;;w;; nyobwy done? Ay, ÚwÚ and wisely :3 too, -For ^w^ 'twouwd uWu have x3 angew'd xDD any >_< heawt ^.^ awive -;;w;; To hear x3 the ;;w;; men >_< deny't. ^w^ So :3 that, UwU I say, ->w< He >_> has :3 bownye aww ^.^ things well; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do think -^.^ That, xDD had ^.^ he :33 Duncan's xDD sons :33 undew :33 his key- -As, UwU an't uWu pwease ^.^ heaven, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; -they >_> shouwd find ->_> What >w< 'twewe to OwO kiww :3 a father; UwU so >_> shouwd Fleance. -But, peace! For from >_< bwoad wowds, ÚwÚ and 'cause ^.^ he ;;w;; faiw'd -ÚwÚ His x3 pwesence uWu at x3 the x3 tywant's OwO feast, UwU I heaw, ->_< Macduff ;;w;; wives uWu in UwU disgwace. UwU Siw, ^.^ can xDD you tell -Whewe ^.^ he OwO bestows :33 himsewf? -WOWD. uWu The >_< son of xDD Duncan, -Fwom ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this tyrant ÚwÚ howds x3 the >_< due of birth, -Wives uWu in x3 the :3 Engwish court ÚwÚ and >_> is uWu weceived -Of x3 the UwU most :33 pious Edward with xDD such xDD gwace -:33 That x3 the malevolence of :3 fowtunye >_< nyothing -Takes from :33 his xDD high wespect. Thither >_< Macduff -Is >_> gonye to pray x3 the >w< howy OwO King, ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> aid -;;w;; To wake ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand ÚwÚ and warlike >_< Siwawd; -:33 That ^.^ by x3 the OwO hewp of OwO these, with xDD Him :33 abuv -;;w;; To ^-^ watify x3 the work, ^.^ we OwO may again -Give to UwU ouw :33 tabwes meat, :33 sweep to UwU ouw nyights, -Fwee from UwU ouw feasts ÚwÚ and xDD banquets bwoody knives, -Do faithfuw ^w^ homage, ÚwÚ and receive fwee honyows- -All which ^.^ we pine fow now. xDD And ÚwÚ this wepowt ->_< Hath UwU so ^.^ exaspewate x3 the ^w^ King :3 that ^.^ he ->_< Pwepawes fow x3 some x3 attempt of waw. -WENNyOX. :3 Sent ^.^ he to Macduff? -WOWD. >w< He ^-^ did, ÚwÚ and with >w< an ^w^ absowute >_> "Siw, nyot ÚwÚ I," -uWu The cwoudy :3 messengew tuwns ;;w;; me :33 his back, -xDD And UwU hums, >_< as who >_> shouwd say, "You'll rue x3 the time -:33 That clogs ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this answer." -WENNyOX. xDD And :3 that weww ^w^ might -Advise ^.^ him to :3 a ^.^ caution, to howd >_> what ^w^ distance -ÚwÚ His ^.^ wisdom ^.^ can pwovide. ;;w;; Some >w< howy ÚwÚ angew -xDD Fwy to x3 the court of England ÚwÚ and ^w^ unfowd -ÚwÚ His ^-^ message ere ^.^ he come, :3 that :3 a UwU swift >_> bwessing -^-^ May >w< soon ^-^ wetuwn to ÚwÚ this UwU ouw suffering countwy -;;w;; Undew :3 a uWu hand xDD accuwsed! -WOWD. I'll >_> send x3 my >_< pwayews with ^.^ him. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A UwU cavewn. ^w^ In x3 the >_< middwe, :3 a boiling ^w^ cauwdwon. Thunder. - -Entew x3 the >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. uWu Thwice x3 the :33 bwinded :33 cat hath >_> mew'd. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. uWu Thwice ÚwÚ and >_> once x3 the hedge-pig >_> whinyed. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. Hawpiew cries, xDD "'Tis time, UwU 'tis >_< time." -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Round about x3 the :33 cauwdwon go; -^w^ In x3 the OwO poison'd entwaiws throw. -^w^ Toad, :3 that :33 undew UwU cowd stone -uWu Days ÚwÚ and :33 nyights >_> has ;;w;; thiwty-onye -;;w;; Swewtew'd ;;w;; venyom x3 sweeping OwO got, -OwO Boiw xDD thou xDD fiwst :33 i' x3 the OwO chawmed xDD pot. -uWu AWW. :33 Doubwe, double, toiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; -xDD Fiwe buwn ÚwÚ and :33 cauwdwon bubbwe. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Fillet of :3 a xDD fenny snake, -^w^ In x3 the :33 cauwdwon >_> boiw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bake; -^.^ Eye of newt ÚwÚ and toe of ^-^ fwog, -Woow of ;;w;; bat ÚwÚ and >_> tongue of dog, -x3 Addew's ^w^ fowk ÚwÚ and >w< bwind-wowm's sting, -Wizawd's >_< weg ÚwÚ and howwet's *hugs tightly* wing, -For :3 a >_> chawm of powerful twoubwe, -Wike :3 a >_> heww-bwoth >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubbwe. -uWu AWW. :33 Doubwe, double, toiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; -xDD Fiwe buwn ÚwÚ and :33 cauwdwon bubbwe. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. OwO Scawe of ^-^ dwagon, ^.^ tooth of OwO wowf, ->w< Witch's :3 mummy, >_> maw ÚwÚ and ^w^ guwf -Of x3 the wavin'd salt-sea OwO shawk, -ÚwÚ Woot of >_< hemwock xDD digg'd :33 i' x3 the >_> dawk, -Liver of :3 bwaspheming x3 Jew, -UwU Gaww of :33 goat ÚwÚ and slips of >_< yew ->_> Swivew'd uWu in x3 the x3 moon's eclipse, -Nose of ^w^ Tuwk ÚwÚ and Tawtaw's :3 wips, -Finger of ^-^ biwth-stwangwed >w< babe -^.^ Ditch-dewivew'd ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; dwab, -^-^ Make x3 the gwuew thick ÚwÚ and ^.^ swab. -;;w;; Add thereto :3 a ;;w;; tigew's UwU chawdwon, -For x3 the :3 ingwedients of UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawdwon. -uWu AWW. :33 Doubwe, double, toiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoubwe; -xDD Fiwe buwn ÚwÚ and :33 cauwdwon bubbwe. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. Coow >w< it with :3 a >w< baboon's bwood, -UwU Then x3 the >_> chawm >_> is >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and UwU good. - -Entew ^.^ Hecate to x3 the othew >w< thwee ^-^ Witches. - -HECATE. >_< O, weww uWu donye! UwU I ÚwÚ commend x3 youw pains, -xDD And UwU evewyonye UwU shaww share :33 i' x3 the gains. -xDD And nyow about x3 the :33 cauwdwon ^w^ sing, -Wike OwO ewves ÚwÚ and ^-^ faiwies uWu in :3 a *hugs tightly* wing, -UwU Enchanting aww :3 that xDD you put ^.^ in. -Music ÚwÚ and :3 a song, "Black >_> spiwits." -^.^ Hecate ^-^ wetiwes. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. ^-^ By x3 the pricking of x3 my thumbs, -xDD Something wicked ÚwÚ this uWu way ^w^ comes. -:33 Open, locks, -ÚwÚ Whoevew knyocks! - -Entew OwO Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. How now, xDD you secret, black, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; midnyight :3 hags? ->_> What :3 is't xDD you ^-^ do? -uWu AWW. ^-^ A ^.^ deed ^-^ without :3 a nyame. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I x3 conjuwe UwU you, ^.^ by :3 that which xDD you pwofess -(Howeew xDD you come to ^.^ knyow it) answew ;;w;; me: -;;w;; Though xDD you OwO untie x3 the >_< winds ÚwÚ and wet them >w< fight -^w^ Against x3 the chuwches, ^w^ though x3 the ÚwÚ yesty ;;w;; waves -Confound ÚwÚ and swawwow :33 nyavigation up, -;;w;; Though bwaded corn be wodged ÚwÚ and trees >_> bwown ;;w;; down, -;;w;; Though ^.^ castwes >w< toppwe on uWu theiw wawdews' >_< heads, -;;w;; Though pawaces ÚwÚ and pyramids UwU do swope -^-^ Theiw heads to uWu theiw foundations, ^w^ though x3 the treasure -Of ;;w;; nyatuwe's ^-^ gewmainyes tumble aww togethew -Even >w< tiww >w< destwuction OwO sicken, answew ;;w;; me -;;w;; To >_> what UwU I ^w^ ask OwO you. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. :33 Speak. -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. uWu Demand. -^w^ THIWD xDD WITCH. ^-^ We'ww answer. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Say, >_> if ÚwÚ thou'dst rather hear >w< it from UwU ouw ^w^ mouths, -:33 Ow from UwU ouw masters'? -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Caww 'em, wet ;;w;; me >_> see ^.^ 'em. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Pour uWu in x3 sow's :3 bwood :3 that hath eaten -:3 Hew >w< nyinye ÚwÚ fawwow; OwO gwease ^w^ that's x3 sweaten -Fwom x3 the murtherer's x3 gibbet ^-^ thwow -^.^ Into x3 the >w< fwame. -uWu AWW. ^.^ Come, xDD high ow ^w^ wow; -^.^ Thysewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ office x3 deftwy ÚwÚ show! - -Thunder. First Apparition: >w< an :3 awmed OwO Head. - -OwO MACBETH. Teww uWu me, xDD thou unknown powew- -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. >w< He xDD knyows >w< thy thought: ->w< Heaw :33 his ;;w;; speech, >_> but >_> say xDD thou nought. -uWu FIWST APPAWITION. ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! ;;w;; Bewawe ^w^ Macduff, -;;w;; Bewawe x3 the Thane of >_< Fife. >_< Dismiss x3 me. Enough. -Descends. -OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD thou awt, fow >w< thy ÚwÚ good ^.^ caution, ^w^ thanks; -^.^ Thou x3 hast harp'd x3 my feaw aright. OwO But one ;;w;; wowd more- -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. >w< He xDD wiww nyot be commanded. >_> Hewe's another, -uWu Mowe x3 potent than x3 the fiwst. - -Thunder. ^w^ Second Apparition: :3 a bwoody Child. - -^w^ SECOND APPAWITION. ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! ^-^ Macbeth! -OwO MACBETH. xDD Had UwU I >w< thwee ;;w;; eaws, ;;w;; I'd hear thee. -^w^ SECOND APPAWITION. ^w^ Be x3 bwoody, >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wesowute: laugh to ^w^ scown -uWu The powew of ^w^ man, fow >_< nyonye of OwO woman bown -Shall x3 hawm OwO Macbeth. Descends. -OwO MACBETH. UwU Then x3 wive, ^w^ Macduff. >_> What >_< nyeed UwU I feaw of thee? -OwO But yet I'll >_< make assurance :3 doubwe x3 suwe, -xDD And OwO take :3 a :3 bond of fate: xDD thou shalt nyot x3 wive, -:33 That UwU I OwO may tell pawe-heawted feaw >w< it lies, -xDD And :33 sweep uWu in x3 spite of thunder. - -Thunder. uWu Thiwd Apparition: :3 a uWu Chiwd >w< cwownyed, -with :3 a twee uWu in :33 his >w< hand. - ->_> What >_> is uWu this, -:33 That wises ^.^ wike x3 the x3 issue of :3 a OwO king, -xDD And ^-^ weaws ;;w;; upon :33 his baby ^w^ bwow x3 the ;;w;; wound -xDD And ;;w;; top of suvweignty? -uWu AWW. uWu Wisten, >_> but speak nyot to't. -^w^ THIWD APPAWITION. ^w^ Be lion-mettled, :3 pwoud, ÚwÚ and OwO take nyo :3 cawe -Who chafes, who frets, ow :3 whewe uWu conspiwews x3 awe. -^.^ Macbeth UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_< vanquish'd be ÚwÚ untiw -UwU Gweat Birnam OwO Wood to xDD high Dunsinane x3 Hiww -Shall come OwO against ^.^ him. Descends. -OwO MACBETH. :33 That xDD wiww >_< nyevew >w< be. -Who ^.^ can ^.^ impwess x3 the uWu fowest, bid x3 the twee -Unfix :33 his earth-bound ^w^ woot? ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ bodements, >w< good! -:33 Webewwion's head, rise >_< nyevew >w< tiww x3 the OwO Wood -Of Birnam >_< wise, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_< high-pwaced ^.^ Macbeth -Shall ^w^ wive x3 the lease of nyatuwe, x3 pay :33 his UwU bweath -;;w;; To time ÚwÚ and >w< mowtaw custom. ÚwÚ Yet x3 my >_< heawt -^w^ Thwobs to ^.^ knyow one thing: tell uWu me, >_> if x3 youw awt -UwU Can tell UwU so ÚwÚ much, UwU shaww Banquo's x3 issue OwO evew -^.^ Weign uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 kingdom? -uWu AWW. ;;w;; Seek to ^.^ knyow nyo more. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I xDD wiww be ÚwÚ satisfied! >w< Deny ;;w;; me uWu this, -xDD And >w< an xDD etewnyaw UwU cuwse faww on you! Let ;;w;; me :33 knyow. -Why uWu sinks :3 that :3 cauwdwon, ÚwÚ and >_> what noise >_> is :3 this? -:3 Hautboys. -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. ^-^ Show! -^w^ SECOND xDD WITCH. ^-^ Show! -THIWD. xDD WITCH. ^-^ Show! -uWu AWW. uWu Show :33 his ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and UwU gwieve :33 his heawt; -:3 Come ^.^ wike xDD shadows, UwU so uWu depawt! - -^-^ A x3 show of eight xDD Kings, x3 the >w< wast with :3 a gwass uWu in :33 his xDD hand; -Banquo's >_< Ghost x3 fowwowing. - -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou OwO awe ^w^ too ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ spiwit of Banquo UwU Down! -x3 Thy >_< cwown does UwU seaw >_< minye eyeballs. xDD And >w< thy hair, -^.^ Thou othew gold-bound >_> bwow, >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the fiwst. -^-^ A thiwd >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the former. ÚwÚ Fiwthy >_> hags! -Why UwU do xDD you x3 show ;;w;; me :3 this? ^-^ A fourth! uWu Stawt, xDD eyes! -What, xDD wiww x3 the winye stretch x3 out to x3 the UwU cwack of >_> doom? -ÚwÚ Anyothew UwU yet! ^-^ A :33 seventh! I'll >_> see nyo uWu mowe! -xDD And yet x3 the ÚwÚ eighth appeaws, who bears :3 a gwass ->_< Which >_< shows ;;w;; me UwU many mowe; ÚwÚ and x3 some UwU I >_> see -:33 That twofold uWu bawws ÚwÚ and >w< twebwe sceptres :33 cawwy. -Howwibwe ;;w;; sight! Now UwU I >_> see UwU 'tis true; -For x3 the blood-bolter'd Banquo ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon uWu me, -xDD And x3 points uWu at them fow ÚwÚ his. What, >_> is ÚwÚ this so? -uWu FIWST xDD WITCH. Ay, ^w^ siw, aww ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 so. OwO But >w< why -Stands ^.^ Macbeth OwO thus ÚwÚ amazedwy? -Come,sistews, cheer ^.^ we x3 up :33 his ^w^ spwites, -xDD And x3 show x3 the best of UwU ouw ;;w;; dewights. -I'll >_> chawm x3 the ^w^ aiw to UwU give :3 a sound, -While xDD you x3 pewfowm x3 youw ^.^ antic ^-^ wound, -:33 That ÚwÚ this great ^w^ King OwO may ^-^ kindwy >_> say -Our >_> duties uWu did :33 his wewcome :3 pay. -:3 Music. uWu The Witches UwU dance ÚwÚ and -xDD then :3 vanyish with ;;w;; Hecate. -OwO MACBETH. OwO awe >w< they? Gone? Let ÚwÚ this pewnyicious >_> houw -;;w;; Stand uWu ay ^w^ accuwsed uWu in x3 the ^.^ cawendaw! -:3 Come x3 in, ^-^ without thewe! - -Entew Wennyox. - -WENNyOX. x3 What's x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's xDD wiww? -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the uWu weiwd sistews? -WENNyOX. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO MACBETH. >_< Came ;;w;; they nyot ^.^ by you? -WENNyOX. No :33 indeed, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO MACBETH. x3 Infected be x3 the 'air wheweon ;;w;; they ride, -xDD And damn'd aww UwU those :3 that :33 twust >w< them! UwU I uWu did hear -uWu The OwO gawwoping of horse. Who >w< wast ^-^ came by? -WENNyOX. 'Tis >w< two ow >_< thwee, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ;;w;; bwing xDD you ;;w;; wowd ->_< Macduff >_> is ^w^ fwed to ^w^ Engwand. -OwO MACBETH. >_< Fwed to Engwand? -WENNyOX. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -OwO MACBETH. >_< [Aside.] Time, xDD thou ;;w;; anticipatest x3 my xDD dwead :33 expwoits. -uWu The fwighty OwO puwpose >_< nyevew >_> is ^w^ o'ewtook -OwO Unwess x3 the ^.^ deed OwO go with :3 it. Fwom ÚwÚ this x3 moment -uWu The xDD vewy >w< fiwstwings of x3 my >_< heawt UwU shaww be -uWu The >w< fiwstwings of x3 my >w< hand. xDD And even now, -;;w;; To >_< cwown x3 my >_< thoughts with ;;w;; acts, be >w< it xDD thought ÚwÚ and UwU donye: -uWu The ^w^ castwe of >_< Macduff UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; suwpwise, ->_> Seize ;;w;; upon x3 Fife, UwU give to x3 the UwU edge ^.^ o' x3 the xDD swowd -ÚwÚ His :3 wife, :33 his uWu babes, ÚwÚ and aww :33 unfowtunyate >w< souws -:33 That trace ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ^.^ winye. No >_< boasting ^.^ wike :3 a foow; -This ^.^ deed I'll UwU do >w< befowe ÚwÚ this OwO puwpose ^.^ coow. -OwO But nyo ^.^ mowe >_> sights! -Where OwO awe these :33 gentwemen? -^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 awe. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Fife. Macduff's >w< castwe. - -Entew xDD Wady ^w^ Macduff, her UwU Son, ÚwÚ and Ross. - -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >_> What xDD had ^.^ he :33 donye, to >_< make ^.^ him fwy x3 the xDD wand? -:3 WOSS. >_> You ^w^ must uWu have patience, UwU madam. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >w< He xDD had x3 nyonye; -ÚwÚ His :33 fwight UwU was >w< madnyess. x3 When UwU ouw ;;w;; actions UwU do >_> nyot, -Our OwO feaws UwU do >_< make >_> us twaitows. -:3 WOSS. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot -Whethew >w< it UwU was :33 his ^.^ wisdom ow :33 his ;;w;; feaw. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Wisdom? ;;w;; To OwO weave :33 his :3 wife, to OwO weave :33 his uWu babes, -ÚwÚ His mansion, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> titwes, uWu in :3 a :33 pwace -Fwom >_> whence >_< himsewf does >w< fwy? >w< He loves >_> us x3 nyot; ->w< He wants x3 the natural >w< touch; fow x3 the poor wwen, -uWu The UwU most >w< diminyutive of :33 biwds, xDD wiww x3 fight, -:3 Hew xDD young ^-^ onyes uWu in her nest, OwO against x3 the x3 oww. -All >_> is x3 the feaw ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing >_> is x3 the love; -;;w;; As xDD wittwe >_> is x3 the wisdom, :3 whewe x3 the :33 fwight -^w^ So wuns OwO against aww reason. -:3 WOSS. OwO My deawest x3 coz, -UwU I pray UwU you, OwO schoow OwO youwsewf. OwO But fow x3 youw ^.^ husband, ->w< He >_> is noble, >_< wise, ÚwÚ Judicious, ÚwÚ and best xDD knyows -uWu The ^w^ fits ^.^ o' x3 the ^.^ season. UwU I dawe nyot speak much >w< fuwthew; -OwO But UwU cwuew OwO awe x3 the times when ^.^ we OwO awe traitors -xDD And UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow ouwsewves; when ^.^ we howd wumow -Fwom >_> what ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, yet ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, -OwO But UwU fwoat ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and :3 viowent sea -x3 Each uWu way ÚwÚ and ;;w;; muv. UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of uWu you; -Shall nyot be ^-^ wong >_> but I'll be OwO hewe ;;w;; again. -^w^ Things uWu at x3 the worst xDD wiww xDD cease ow >_> ewse x3 cwimb upward -;;w;; To >_> what ;;w;; they :3 wewe befowe. OwO My OwO pwetty OwO cousin, -Blessing ;;w;; upon you! -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >w< Fathew'd ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and yet uWu he's fatherless. -:3 WOSS. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so much :3 a x3 foow, >_> shouwd UwU I xDD stay wongew, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be x3 my xDD disgwace ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 discomfowt. -UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave uWu at OwO once. ÚwÚ Exit. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Siwwah, x3 youw father's uWu dead. -xDD And >_> what xDD wiww xDD you UwU do ^.^ nyow? How xDD wiww xDD you >_> wive? ->_> SON. ;;w;; As xDD biwds UwU do, Mother. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. What, with wowms ÚwÚ and :33 fwies? ->_> SON. With >_> what UwU I ÚwÚ get, UwU I OwO mean; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do OwO they. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. OwO Poow biwd! Thou'wdst >_< nyevew feaw x3 the ^w^ nyet nor wime, -uWu The pitfall nor x3 the gin. ->_> SON. Why >_> shouwd I, ^.^ Mothew? OwO Poow xDD biwds ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot uWu set ;;w;; fow. -OwO My >w< fathew >_> is nyot >_< dead, fow aww x3 youw saying. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Yes, ^.^ he >_> is uWu dead. How wiwt xDD thou UwU do fow father? ->_> SON. Nyay, >w< how xDD wiww xDD you UwU do fow :3 a OwO husband? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Why, UwU I ^.^ can UwU buy ;;w;; me ÚwÚ twenty uWu at xDD any market. ->_> SON. UwU Then you'ww UwU buy x3 'em to ;;w;; seww ;;w;; again. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st with aww >w< thy ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, :33 i' ^w^ faith, -With wit enough fow thee. ->_> SON. Was x3 my >w< fathew :3 a traitor, ^.^ Mothew? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Ay, :3 that ^.^ he uWu was. ->_> SON. >_> What >_> is :3 a traitor? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Why one :3 that ÚwÚ sweaws ÚwÚ and uWu wies. ->_> SON. xDD And be aww traitors :3 that UwU do so? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >w< Evewyonye :3 that does UwU so >_> is :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and ^w^ must be ->_> hanged. ->_> SON. xDD And ^w^ must ;;w;; they aww be hanged :3 that >_< sweaw ÚwÚ and wie? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Evewyonye. ->_> SON. Who ^w^ must ^w^ hang them? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. Why, x3 the xDD honyest ^.^ men. ->_> SON. UwU Then x3 the ;;w;; wiaws ÚwÚ and >w< sweawews OwO awe :3 foows, fow there OwO awe ;;w;; wiaws ÚwÚ and ->w< sweawews ^w^ enyow to xDD beat x3 the xDD honyest ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang x3 up OwO them. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. >_> Nyow, ^w^ God OwO hewp ÚwÚ thee, poor monkey! OwO But >w< how wiwt xDD thou UwU do -fow :3 a father? ->_> SON. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< dead, ÚwÚ you'wd xDD weep fow him; >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >w< it -:3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD sign :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd quickly uWu have :3 a x3 nyew :33 fathew. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. OwO Poow prattler, >w< how xDD thou >_> tawk'st! - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - -x3 MESSENGEW. :3 Bwess UwU you, >w< faiw ^-^ dame! UwU I ^w^ am nyot to xDD you ^-^ knyown, -;;w;; Though uWu in x3 youw >w< state of honyow UwU I ^w^ am perfect. -UwU I doubt x3 some danger does appwoach xDD you >_< nyeawwy. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww OwO take :3 a homewy :33 man's x3 advice, -^w^ Be nyot >_> found ^.^ hewe; hence, with x3 youw xDD wittwe ÚwÚ onyes. -;;w;; To :33 fwight xDD you thus, uWu methinks UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too savage; -;;w;; To UwU do xDD wowse to xDD you :3 wewe UwU feww cwuewty, ->_< Which >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ nyigh x3 youw person. uWu Heaven pwesewve you! -UwU I dawe abide nyo wongew. ÚwÚ Exit. -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. x3 Whithew >_> shouwd UwU I >w< fwy? -UwU I uWu have donye nyo harm. OwO But UwU I remember nyow -UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ eawthwy ^w^ wowwd, :3 whewe to UwU do x3 hawm -Is often UwU waudabwe, to UwU do ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ sometime -Accounted uWu dangewous ^w^ fowwy. Why >w< then, :3 awas, -Do UwU I put x3 up :3 that ;;w;; womanwy >_> defense, -;;w;; To >_> say UwU I uWu have donye nyo x3 hawm ÚwÚ -What OwO awe these ^.^ faces? - -Entew >_> Muwthewews. - -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. Whewe >_> is x3 youw OwO husband? -:3 WADY :3 MACDUFF. UwU I hope, uWu in nyo :33 pwace UwU so xDD unsanctified -Whewe xDD such >_< as xDD thou uWu mayst find ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. He's :3 a traitor. ->_> SON. ^.^ Thou liest, xDD thou shag-ear'd :33 viwwain! -uWu FIWST MUWTHEWEW. What, xDD you uWu egg! -UwU Stabs ^.^ him. -Young fwy of >w< tweachewy! ->_> SON. >w< He >_> has kill'd uWu me, Mother. -OwO Wun away, UwU I pray you! >_< Dies. -uWu Exit xDD Wady ^w^ Macduff, :3 cwying "Murther!" -Exeunt Murtherers, fowwowing her. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^w^ Engwand. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >_< King's palace. - -Entew xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ^w^ Macduff. - -MAWCOWM. Let >_> us >_> seek x3 out x3 some desolate shade ÚwÚ and there -UwU Weep UwU ouw >_> sad >_> bosoms >_< empty. -:3 MACDUFF. Let >_> us rather -:33 Howd ÚwÚ fast x3 the >w< mowtaw uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men -ÚwÚ Bestwide UwU ouw ^.^ downfaww'n birthdom. x3 Each x3 nyew ;;w;; mown -xDD Nyew widows ^.^ howw, x3 nyew owphans ^-^ cwy, x3 nyew ^w^ sowwows -OwO Stwike heaven on x3 the >w< face, :3 that >w< it ^w^ wesounds -;;w;; As >_> if >w< it UwU fewt with :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and yell'd x3 out -Wike syllable of >_< dowow. -MAWCOWM. >_> What UwU I :33 bewieve, I'll waww; ->_> What knyow, >w< bewieve; ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I ^.^ can :33 wedwess, -;;w;; As UwU I UwU shaww find x3 the time to fwiend, UwU I :33 wiww. ->_> What xDD you uWu have ;;w;; spoke, >w< it OwO may be UwU so >_> pewchance. -This ^w^ tywant, x3 whose sole xDD nyame blisters UwU ouw tongues, -Was >_> once xDD thought honest. >_> You uWu have xDD wuvd ^.^ him well; ->w< He hath nyot touch'd xDD you >_> yet. UwU I ^w^ am >_> young, >_> but ^-^ something ->_> You OwO may OwO desewve of ^.^ him ^w^ thwough uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wisdom -;;w;; To offer x3 up :3 a ÚwÚ weak, OwO poow, innocent :3 wamb -;;w;; To appease >w< an angry god. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU I ^w^ am nyot treacherous. -MAWCOWM. OwO But ^.^ Macbeth >w< is. -^-^ A ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and virtuous ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO may wecoiw -^w^ In >w< an ÚwÚ impewiaw chawge. OwO But UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ cwave x3 youw ;;w;; pawdon; -:33 That which xDD you awe, x3 my >_< thoughts ;;w;; cannyot transpose. -Angews OwO awe uWu bwight still, ^w^ though x3 the >_< bwightest x3 feww. -;;w;; Though aww ^.^ things fouw ^.^ wouwd ^-^ weaw x3 the ^w^ bwows of gwace, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD gwace ^w^ must still wook :3 so. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU I uWu have wost x3 my :33 hopes. -MAWCOWM. Pewchance even there :3 whewe UwU I uWu did find x3 my >_> doubts. -Why uWu in :3 that OwO wawnyess left xDD you >w< wife ÚwÚ and child, ->w< Those >_< pwecious >_> motives, UwU those >w< stwong OwO knyots of xDD wuv, -Without ^.^ weave-taking? UwU I pray UwU you, -Let nyot x3 my jeawousies be x3 youw ^.^ dishonyows, -OwO But >_< minye UwU own ^-^ safeties. >_> You OwO may be rightly >_< just, -Whatevew UwU I UwU shaww UwU think. -:3 MACDUFF. >_< Bweed, bleed, poor :33 countwy! -UwU Gweat tywanny, uWu way xDD thou >w< thy >_< basis x3 suwe, -For xDD goodnyess dawe nyot ^.^ check thee. :3 Weaw xDD thou >w< thy wwongs; -uWu The ;;w;; titwe >_> is affeer'd. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, OwO wowd. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be x3 the viwwain :3 that xDD thou think'st -For x3 the whole xDD space ^w^ that's uWu in x3 the x3 tywant's ÚwÚ gwasp -xDD And x3 the rich East to >w< boot. -MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be nyot UwU offended; -UwU I speak nyot >_< as uWu in ^w^ absowute feaw of OwO you. -UwU I think UwU ouw countwy uWu sinks >_< benyeath x3 the >w< yoke; -^.^ It uWu weeps, >w< it >_> bweeds, ÚwÚ and >_< each x3 nyew day :3 a gash -Is >_< added to her wounds. UwU I think withal ->_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd be ^.^ hands uplifted uWu in x3 my right; -xDD And OwO hewe from >_> gwacious England uWu have UwU I offer -Of xDD goodwy :33 thousands. OwO But fow aww uWu this, -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 tywant's head, -:33 Ow ^-^ weaw >w< it on x3 my uWu swowd, yet x3 my poor countwy -Shall uWu have ^.^ mowe OwO vices than >w< it xDD had x3 befowe, -uWu Mowe suffew ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe UwU sundwy ways than ever, -^-^ By ^.^ him :3 that UwU shaww UwU succeed. -:3 MACDUFF. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he :3 be? -MAWCOWM. ^.^ It >_> is mysewf UwU I mean, uWu in ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow -All x3 the pawticuwaws of :33 vice UwU so uWu gwafted -^.^ That, when ;;w;; they UwU shaww be x3 open'd, black ^.^ Macbeth -Will xDD seem >_< as puwe >_< as ;;w;; snyow, ÚwÚ and x3 the poor >w< state -ÚwÚ Esteem ^.^ him >_< as :3 a lamb, ^.^ being compawed -With x3 my xDD confinyewess >_> hawms. -:3 MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 the legions -Of >_> howwid heww ^.^ can come :3 a ^.^ deviw ^.^ mowe damn'd -^w^ In ;;w;; eviws to ;;w;; top OwO Macbeth. -MAWCOWM. UwU I gwant ^.^ him x3 bwoody, -uWu Wuxuwious, avawicious, :3 fawse, >_> deceitfuw, -Sudden, malicious, ^-^ smacking of every x3 sin -:33 That >_> has :3 a nyame. OwO But there's nyo ^w^ bottom, nyonye, -^w^ In x3 my UwU vowuptuousnyess. uWu Youw ^-^ wives, x3 youw ^w^ daughtews, -uWu Youw matwons, ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ maids couwd nyot ^w^ fiww x3 up -uWu The cestewn of x3 my x3 wust, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ desiwe -All continyent impediments ^.^ wouwd o'erbear -:33 That uWu did ;;w;; oppose x3 my :33 wiww. uWu Bettew ^.^ Macbeth -Than xDD such >w< an one to reign. -:3 MACDUFF. Boundwess :33 intempewance -^w^ In ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is :3 a uWu tywanny; >w< it hath :33 been -uWu The untimely ÚwÚ emptying of x3 the ^w^ happy throne, -xDD And faww of UwU many OwO kings. OwO But feaw nyot yet -;;w;; To OwO take ;;w;; upon xDD you >_> what >_> is x3 youws. >_> You OwO may -^.^ Convey x3 youw >_< pweasuwes uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ spacious pwenty -xDD And yet xDD seem >_< cowd, x3 the time xDD you OwO may UwU so >_> hoodwink. -We uWu have ^.^ wiwwing ÚwÚ dames >_< enyough; there ;;w;; cannyot be -:33 That vulture uWu in xDD you to devour UwU so UwU many -;;w;; As xDD wiww to :33 gweatnyess dedicate ^.^ themsewves, -Finding >w< it UwU so ^.^ incwinyed. -MAWCOWM. With ÚwÚ this there gwows -^w^ In x3 my UwU most xDD iww-composed :3 affection xDD such -^-^ A ;;w;; stanchwess avarice :3 that, :3 wewe UwU I OwO King, -UwU I >_> shouwd :3 cut x3 off x3 the nyobwes fow uWu theiw lands, -Desire :33 his :3 jewews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ;;w;; othew's house, -xDD And x3 my more-having ^.^ wouwd be >_< as :3 a UwU sauce -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me :33 hungew >_> mowe, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd forge -Quawwews :33 unjust OwO against x3 the ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and uWu woyaw, -Destroying them fow ;;w;; weawth. -:3 MACDUFF. This avarice ->_> Sticks deeper, gwows with ^.^ mowe pewnyicious ^.^ woot -Than OwO summew-seeming x3 wust, ÚwÚ and >w< it hath :33 been -uWu The xDD swowd of UwU ouw :3 swain OwO kings. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot x3 feaw; -:3 Scotwand hath foisons to ^w^ fiww x3 up x3 youw xDD wiww -Of x3 youw mere own. All these OwO awe portable, -With othew uWu gwaces weigh'd. -MAWCOWM. OwO But UwU I uWu have none. uWu The >w< king-becoming graces, -;;w;; As justice, verity, x3 tempewance, stableness, ->_> Bounty, ^w^ pewsevewance, mercy, ^w^ wowwinyess, -Devotion, patience, couwage, fowtitude, -UwU I uWu have nyo wewish of ÚwÚ them, >_> but abound -^w^ In x3 the OwO division of >_< each sevewaw >_< cwime, -UwU Acting >w< it UwU many uWu ways. Nyay, xDD had UwU I x3 powew, UwU I >_> shouwd -Pour x3 the x3 sweet milk of concowd x3 into >_> heww, -x3 Upwoaw x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw ÚwÚ peace, confound -All unyity on ;;w;; eawth. -:3 MACDUFF. x3 O :33 Scotwand, Scotland! -MAWCOWM. ;;w;; If xDD such :3 a one be ;;w;; fit to govern, >_< speak. -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as UwU I uWu have >_> spoken. -:3 MACDUFF. Fit to >w< guvwn? -:3 Nyo, nyot to wive. x3 O nation OwO misewabwe! -With >w< an uWu untitwed tyrant bwoody-sceptew'd, -x3 When shalt xDD thou >_> see >w< thy whowesome OwO days OwO again, -Since :3 that x3 the uWu twuest x3 issue of >w< thy >_< thwonye -^-^ By :33 his UwU own intewdiction >w< stands ^w^ accuwsed -xDD And does ÚwÚ bwaspheme :33 his ^w^ bweed? x3 Thy royal >w< fathew -Was :3 a UwU most sainted uWu king; x3 the >_< queen :3 that bore ÚwÚ thee, -OwO Oftenyew ;;w;; upon her knees than on her ^.^ feet, -ÚwÚ Died every day ^.^ she wived. >w< Fawe uWu thee OwO weww! -;;w;; These ;;w;; eviws xDD thou uWu wepeat'st ;;w;; upon >w< thysewf -:3 Have banyish'd ;;w;; me from Scotland. x3 O x3 my UwU bweast, -x3 Thy UwU hope uWu ends here! -MAWCOWM. ^w^ Macduff, ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe ^-^ passion, -uWu Chiwd of >w< integwity, hath from x3 my :3 souw -uWu Wiped x3 the black scruples, >_< weconciwed x3 my >_< thoughts -;;w;; To >w< thy ÚwÚ good uWu twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. Devilish ^.^ Macbeth -^-^ By UwU many of these ^.^ twains hath >_< sought to x3 win ;;w;; me -^.^ Into :33 his x3 powew, ÚwÚ and :3 modest ^.^ wisdom OwO pwucks ;;w;; me -Fwom over-credulous ^.^ haste. OwO But ^w^ God :33 abuv ->_< Deaw ^-^ between uWu thee ÚwÚ and me! For even nyow -UwU I put mysewf to >w< thy ÚwÚ diwection ÚwÚ and ->w< Unspeak >_< minye UwU own detwaction; OwO hewe ^.^ abjuwe -uWu The ^w^ taints ÚwÚ and bwames UwU I laid ;;w;; upon myself, -For stwangews to x3 my :33 nyatuwe. UwU I ^w^ am yet -;;w;; Unknyown to ^w^ woman, >_< nyevew UwU was forsworn, -x3 Scawcewy uWu have coveted >_> what UwU was >_< minye OwO own, -At nyo time broke x3 my ^w^ faith, ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ betway -uWu The ^.^ deviw to :33 his fewwow, ÚwÚ and delight -No less uWu in uWu twuth than life. OwO My xDD fiwst UwU fawse speaking -Was ÚwÚ this ;;w;; upon :3 mysewf. >_> What UwU I ^w^ am :33 twuwy -Is ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and x3 my poor >_> countwy's to >_> command. -x3 Whithew :33 indeed, >w< befowe >w< thy hewe-appwoach, -^-^ Owd uWu Siwawd, with ;;w;; ten thousand warlike ;;w;; men -x3 Awweady uWu at :3 a UwU point, UwU was >w< setting forth. -Now we'll together, ÚwÚ and x3 the chance of xDD goodnyess -^w^ Be ^.^ wike UwU ouw wawwanted :3 quawwew! Why OwO awe xDD you uWu siwent? -:3 MACDUFF. >w< Such wewcome ÚwÚ and UwU unwewcome ^.^ things uWu at >_> once -'Tis x3 hawd to >w< weconciwe. - -Entew :3 a xDD Doctow. - -MAWCOWM. xDD Weww, ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. UwU Comes x3 the ^w^ King ^-^ fowth, UwU I pray you? -DOCTOW. Ay, ^w^ siw, there OwO awe :3 a cwew of wwetched >w< souws -:33 That xDD stay :33 his x3 cuwe. ^-^ Theiw ^w^ mawady convinces -uWu The great OwO assay of awt, >_> but uWu at :33 his xDD touch, ->w< Such xDD sanctity hath heaven UwU given :33 his uWu hand, -^-^ They presently uWu amend. -MAWCOWM. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD Doctow. uWu Exit xDD Doctow. -:3 MACDUFF. x3 What's x3 the ÚwÚ disease ^.^ he :3 means? -MAWCOWM. 'Tis ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^.^ eviw: -^-^ A UwU most ^.^ miwacuwous ^.^ wowk uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good OwO King, ->_< Which x3 often, xDD since x3 my ;;w;; hewe-wemain uWu in England, -UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him xDD do. How ^.^ he sowicits ^.^ heaven, -Himsewf best OwO knyows; >_> but ÚwÚ stwangewy-visited >_> peopwe, -All xDD swow'n ÚwÚ and ulcerous, ^w^ pitifuw to x3 the >_< eye, -uWu The mere despair of ;;w;; suwgewy, ^.^ he ;;w;; cuwes, -x3 Hanging :3 a golden stamp about uWu theiw xDD nyecks ->_> Put on with >w< howy pwayews; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis spoken, -;;w;; To x3 the xDD succeeding xDD woyawty ^.^ he >w< weaves -uWu The :3 heawing UwU benyediction. With ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange viwtue ->w< He hath :3 a ^-^ heavenwy ^w^ gift of prophecy, -xDD And UwU sundwy bwessings ^w^ hang about :33 his >_< thwonye -:33 That speak ^.^ him full of grace. - -Entew Ross. - -:3 MACDUFF. :3 See, who x3 comes hewe? -MAWCOWM. OwO My countwyman, >_> but yet UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him not. -:3 MACDUFF. OwO My OwO evew ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, wewcome hithew. -MAWCOWM. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him now. ^-^ Good :33 God, betimes remove -uWu The means :3 that x3 makes >_> us >w< stwangews! -:3 WOSS. UwU Siw, amen. -:3 MACDUFF. Stands :3 Scotwand :3 whewe >w< it xDD did? -:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Awas, poor country, -Awmost :33 afwaid to ^.^ knyow itself! ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot -^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd UwU ouw :33 mothew, >_> but UwU ouw x3 gwave. Whewe uWu nyothing, -OwO But who xDD knyows uWu nyothing, >_> is >_> once :3 seen to smile; -Whewe :3 sighs ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ and shwieks :3 that rend x3 the air, -^w^ Awe made, nyot ^.^ mawk'd; :3 whewe :3 viowent sorrow ;;w;; seems -^-^ A modern ^.^ ecstasy. uWu The >_< dead :33 man's knell -Is there scawce >w< ask'd fow who, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good men's ;;w;; wives -Expiwe >w< befowe x3 the fwowews uWu in uWu theiw caps, -Dying ow ere ;;w;; they >_< sicken. -:3 MACDUFF. >_< O, wewation -Too :3 nyice, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ too ^-^ twue! -MAWCOWM. x3 What's x3 the newest :33 gwief? -:3 WOSS. :33 That of >w< an hour's age xDD doth xDD hiss x3 the speakew; -x3 Each minyute :3 teems :3 a x3 nyew onye. -:3 MACDUFF. How does x3 my :33 wife? -:3 WOSS. Why, well. -:3 MACDUFF. xDD And aww x3 my :33 chiwdwen? -:3 WOSS. Weww UwU too. -:3 MACDUFF. uWu The tyrant >_> has nyot battew'd uWu at uWu theiw peace? -:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they :3 wewe weww uWu at uWu peace when UwU I uWu did OwO weave ^.^ 'em. -:3 MACDUFF. ^w^ Be nyot :3 a niggard of x3 youw :33 speech. How goest? -:3 WOSS. x3 When UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to transport x3 the :3 tidings, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have >_> heaviwy bownye, there wan :3 a wumow -Of UwU many ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ fewwows :3 that :3 wewe ^.^ out, ->_< Which UwU was to x3 my bewief xDD witnyess'd x3 the UwU wathew, -For :3 that UwU I saw x3 the x3 tywant's powew UwU afoot. -Now >_> is x3 the time of UwU hewp; x3 youw ^w^ eye uWu in :3 Scotwand -Wouwd >w< cweate xDD sowdiews, >_< make UwU ouw x3 women x3 fight, -;;w;; To ;;w;; doff uWu theiw xDD diwe distwesses. -MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be't uWu theiw uWu comfowt -We OwO awe xDD coming xDD thithew. Gracious England hath -^-^ Went >_> us ÚwÚ good ^.^ Siwawd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ten thousand ÚwÚ men; -^-^ An ^.^ owdew ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD bettew soldier >_< nyonye -:33 That ;;w;; Chwistendom ;;w;; gives OwO out. -:3 WOSS. Wouwd UwU I couwd answew -This uWu comfowt with x3 the wike! OwO But UwU I uWu have wowds -:33 That ^.^ wouwd be uWu howw'd x3 out uWu in x3 the desewt air, -Whewe hearing >_> shouwd nyot ;;w;; watch OwO them. -:3 MACDUFF. >_> What concern >w< they? -uWu The general ^w^ cause? :33 Ow >_> is >w< it :3 a ^w^ fee-gwief ->_> Due to x3 some :3 singwe xDD bweast? -:3 WOSS. No ^-^ mind ^w^ that's xDD honyest -OwO But uWu in >w< it ^-^ shawes x3 some woe, ^w^ though x3 the :33 main ÚwÚ pawt -Pewtains to xDD you >_< awonye. -:3 MACDUFF. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> minye, -^w^ Keep >w< it nyot from uWu me, quickly wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 it. -:3 WOSS. Let nyot x3 youw OwO eaws >_> despise x3 my >_> tongue ÚwÚ fowevew, ->_< Which UwU shaww possess them with x3 the ;;w;; heaviest >_> sound -:33 That OwO evew yet ;;w;; they heawd. -:3 MACDUFF. >_> Humh! UwU I guess uWu at :3 it. -:3 WOSS. uWu Youw ^w^ castwe >_> is surprised; x3 youw >w< wife ÚwÚ and babes -Savagely xDD swaughtew'd. ;;w;; To wewate x3 the ^w^ mannyew ->_< Wewe, on x3 the :33 quawwy of these murther'd deew, -;;w;; To >_< add x3 the :33 death of OwO you. -MAWCOWM. Mewcifuw :3 heaven! -What, ;;w;; man! Nyeew puww x3 youw ^w^ hat ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; bwows; -Give sorrow ÚwÚ wowds. uWu The grief :3 that does nyot speak -Whispers x3 the OwO o'ewfwaught uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU bids >w< it *cuddles you* bweak. -:3 MACDUFF. OwO My x3 chiwdwen xDD too? -:3 WOSS. >_< Wife, chiwdwen, x3 sewvants, aww -:33 That couwd be uWu found. -:3 MACDUFF. xDD And UwU I ^w^ must be from >_< thence! -OwO My >w< wife kill'd xDD too? -:3 WOSS. UwU I uWu have UwU said. -MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be ;;w;; comfowted. -:3 Wet's >_< make >_> us :33 medicinyes of UwU ouw great UwU wevenge, -;;w;; To >w< cuwe ÚwÚ this deadwy ÚwÚ gwief. -:3 MACDUFF. >w< He >_> has nyo >_< chiwdwen. All x3 my OwO pwetty ones? -Did xDD you >_> say ÚwÚ aww? x3 O ^-^ heww-kite! Aww? -What, aww x3 my OwO pwetty >w< chickens ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 dam -At one UwU feww >_> swoop? -MAWCOWM. >_> Dispute >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a man. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU I UwU shaww UwU do >_> so, -OwO But UwU I ^w^ must awso x3 feew >w< it >_< as :3 a man. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> but remember xDD such ^.^ things :3 wewe -:33 That :3 wewe UwU most >_< pwecious to x3 me. Did heaven wook ;;w;; on, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take uWu theiw :33 pawt? Sinfuw ^w^ Macduff, -^-^ They :3 wewe aww >w< stwuck fow uWu thee! Naught :3 that UwU I am, -ÚwÚ Nyot fow uWu theiw UwU own ;;w;; demewits, >_> but fow >_> minye, -Feww >_> swaughtew on uWu theiw souws. uWu Heaven xDD west them >_< nyow! -MAWCOWM. ^w^ Be ÚwÚ this x3 the ^-^ whetstonye of x3 youw ^-^ swowd. Let grief -Convewt to >_> angew; >w< bwunt nyot x3 the uWu heawt, enwage :3 it. -:3 MACDUFF. >_< O, UwU I couwd :33 pway x3 the OwO woman with >_< minye eyes -xDD And braggart with x3 my >_< tongue! But, ^-^ gentwe >w< heavens, -Cut showt aww intermission; >w< fwont to >w< fwont -Bring xDD thou ÚwÚ this >_< fiend of :3 Scotwand ÚwÚ and >_< mysewf; -OwO Within x3 my swowd's :33 wength uWu set him; >_> if ^.^ he >_< 'scape, -uWu Heaven :33 fowgive ^.^ him ;;w;; too! -MAWCOWM. This tune xDD goes ;;w;; manwy. -^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we to x3 the uWu King; UwU ouw powew >_> is :3 weady, -Our ^.^ wack >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but UwU ouw >_< weave. ^.^ Macbeth -Is ripe fow shaking, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ powews :33 abuv ->_> Put on uWu theiw instwuments. Receive >_> what cheer xDD you may, -uWu The >w< nyight >_> is ^-^ wong :3 that >_< nyevew ÚwÚ finds x3 the x3 day. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Dunsinyanye. Anteroom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew :3 a uWu Doctow of Physic ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 Waiting Gentwewoman. - -DOCTOW. UwU I uWu have >w< two :33 nyights :33 watched with UwU you, >_> but ^.^ can >_> pewceive nyo -uWu twuth uWu in x3 youw report. x3 When UwU was >w< it ^.^ she >w< wast >_> wawked? -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Since :33 his ;;w;; Majesty OwO went x3 into x3 the >_> fiewd, uWu have :3 seen her -rise from her ^.^ bed, ^-^ thwow her ^-^ nyightgown ;;w;; upon hew, unlock her -closet, OwO take fowth paper, ^w^ fowd :33 it, >w< wwite x3 upon't, ^w^ wead :33 it, -afterwards UwU seaw :33 it, ÚwÚ and again ^-^ wetuwn to bed; yet aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe -uWu in :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ fast OwO sweep. -DOCTOW. ^-^ A great perturbation uWu in nyatuwe, to receive uWu at >_> once x3 the -^-^ benyefit of :33 sweep ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the UwU effects of ^-^ watching! ^w^ In ÚwÚ this OwO swumbewy -OwO agitation, ;;w;; besides her ^.^ wawking ÚwÚ and othew >w< actuaw :33 pewfowmances, -x3 what, uWu at xDD any time, uWu have xDD you heard her ^.^ say? -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. ^.^ That, ^w^ siw, which UwU I xDD wiww nyot wepowt ÚwÚ aftew her. -DOCTOW. >_> You OwO may to uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis UwU most :3 meet xDD you OwO shouwd. -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. >_> Nyeithew to xDD you nor anyone, xDD having nyo >_> witnyess to -:33 confiwm x3 my :33 speech. - -Entew xDD Wady ^.^ Macbeth with :3 a taper. - ->_> Wo UwU you, OwO hewe ^.^ she comes! This >_> is her xDD vewy uWu guise, x3 and, ;;w;; upon x3 my -:3 wife, ÚwÚ fast asleep. >w< Obsewve >w< hew; stand uWu cwose. -DOCTOW. How ^-^ came ^.^ she ^.^ by :3 that wight? -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Why, >w< it :33 stood ^.^ by her. :33 She >_> has >w< wight ^.^ by her -uWu continyuawwy; UwU 'tis her >_> command. -DOCTOW. >_> You see, her eyes OwO awe open. -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Ay, >_> but uWu theiw sense >_> is :3 shut. -DOCTOW. >_> What >_> is >w< it ^.^ she does ^.^ nyow? Wook >w< how ^.^ she :33 wubs her ^w^ hands. -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an accustomed uWu action with hew, to xDD seem OwO thus -washing her ^w^ hands. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown her >w< continyue uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 a quarter of ->w< an hour. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Yet hewe's :3 a >w< spot. -DOCTOW. Hawk, ^.^ she speaks! UwU I xDD wiww uWu set down >_> what x3 comes from hew, to -satisfy x3 my wemembwance x3 the ^.^ mowe stwongwy. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Out, uWu damnyed :3 spot! Out, UwU I ;;w;; say! ^w^ Onye- >w< two -why xDD then UwU 'tis -time to >_< do't. Heww >_> is murky. OwO Fie, x3 my uWu wowd, fie! ^-^ A sowdiew, ÚwÚ and -^w^ afeawd? >_> What >_< nyeed ^.^ we feaw who xDD knyows :33 it, when >_< nyonye ^.^ can caww UwU ouw -powew to >_< account? ÚwÚ Yet who ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man to uWu have -xDD had UwU so much :3 bwood uWu in him? -DOCTOW. Do xDD you mark ^-^ that? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. uWu The Thane of x3 Fife xDD had :3 a :33 wife; :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ she ^.^ nyow? What, -xDD wiww these ^.^ hands nyeew be >_> cwean? No ^.^ mowe ^.^ o' :3 that, x3 my uWu wowd, nyo ^.^ mowe -^.^ o' x3 that. >_> You >_> maw aww with ÚwÚ this starting. -DOCTOW. Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ knyown >_> what xDD you >_> shouwd not. -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. :33 She >_> has ^-^ spoke >_> what ^.^ she >_> shouwd >_> nyot, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe of x3 that. -uWu Heaven xDD knyows >_> what ^.^ she >_> has knyown. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Hewe's x3 the smell of x3 the :3 bwood xDD stiww. All x3 the uWu pewfumes -of xDD Awabia xDD wiww nyot sweeten ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe >w< hand. OwO Oh, oh, oh! -DOCTOW. >_> What :3 a x3 sigh >_> is thewe! uWu The >_< heawt >_> is sowewy x3 chawged. -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD such :3 a >_< heawt uWu in x3 my ^w^ bosom fow x3 the -dignity of x3 the whole body. -DOCTOW. xDD Weww, weww, weww- -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. >_> Pway ^w^ God >w< it be, sir. -DOCTOW. This ÚwÚ disease >_> is ^w^ beyond x3 my ^.^ pwactice. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown UwU those -which uWu have :33 wawked uWu in uWu theiw :33 sweep who uWu have >w< died ^-^ howiwy uWu in uWu theiw -:3 beds. -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. Wash x3 youw ^.^ hands, put on x3 youw nightgown, wook nyot UwU so -xDD pawe. UwU I tell xDD you yet OwO again, Banquo's buried; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot come x3 out -UwU on's x3 gwave. -DOCTOW. Even so? -:3 WADY OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; To ^.^ bed, to bed; there's knocking uWu at x3 the uWu gate. ^.^ Come, -come, come, come, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw hand.What's donye ;;w;; cannyot be >_< undonye. -;;w;; To ^.^ bed, to ^.^ bed, to :3 bed. -ÚwÚ Exit. -DOCTOW. Will ^.^ she OwO go nyow to bed? -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. Directly. -DOCTOW. Foul x3 whispewings OwO awe abroad. Unnyatuwaw >_< deeds -Do breed unnyatuwaw :3 twoubwes; xDD infected minds -;;w;; To uWu theiw deaf OwO piwwows xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge uWu theiw secrets. -uWu Mowe >_< nyeeds ^.^ she x3 the divine than x3 the physician. -:33 God, :33 God, :33 fowgive >_> us :33 aww! Wook ÚwÚ aftew >w< hew; -:33 Wemuv from her x3 the means of aww ^-^ annyoyance, -xDD And still >_< keep eyes ;;w;; upon her. ^w^ So ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -OwO My ^-^ mind ^.^ she >_> has mated ÚwÚ and x3 amazed x3 my :33 sight. -UwU I >_< think, >_> but dawe nyot >_< speak. -:33 GENTWEWOMAN. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good doctow. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The countwy nyeaw Dunsinyanye. Drum ÚwÚ and colors. - -Entew ;;w;; Menteith, uWu Caithnyess, >_> Angus, Lennox, ÚwÚ and >w< Sowdiews. - -MENTEITH. uWu The :3 Engwish powew >_> is near, x3 wed on ^.^ by ^.^ Mawcowm, -ÚwÚ His :33 uncwe uWu Siwawd, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ good ^w^ Macduff. -Wevenges buwn uWu in ÚwÚ them, fow uWu theiw uWu deaw ÚwÚ causes -Wouwd to x3 the xDD bweeding ÚwÚ and x3 the gwim >_> awawm -;;w;; Excite x3 the >_< mowtified man. -^.^ ANGUS. Near Birnam OwO Wood -Shall ^.^ we weww :3 meet OwO them; :3 that uWu way OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 coming. ->_< CAITHNyESS. Who xDD knyows >_> if Donalbain be with :33 his bwothew? -WENNyOX. For cewtain, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> is x3 nyot; UwU I uWu have :3 a file -Of aww x3 the >_> gentwy. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> Sewawd's >_< son -xDD And UwU many >_> unwough uWu youths :3 that even nyow -:3 Pwotest uWu theiw xDD fiwst of >w< manhood. -MENTEITH. >_> What does x3 the tyrant? ->_< CAITHNyESS. UwU Gweat Dunsinane ^.^ he >_< stwongwy fowtifies. -;;w;; Some >_> say uWu he's >w< mad; ^w^ othews, :3 that wessew ^-^ hate :3 him, -Do caww >w< it uWu vawiant >_> fuwy; but, fow cewtain, ->w< He ;;w;; cannyot buckwe :33 his ^.^ distempew'd cause -OwO Within x3 the >w< bewt of rule. -^.^ ANGUS. Now does ^.^ he x3 feew -ÚwÚ His secret murthers UwU sticking on :33 his ^.^ hands, -Now ^.^ minyutewy revolts x3 upbwaid :33 his faith-breach; ->w< Those ^.^ he ;;w;; commands move >w< onwy uWu in >_> command, -Nyothing uWu in love. Now does ^.^ he x3 feew :33 his ;;w;; titwe -Hang ;;w;; woose about :3 him, ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; giant's wobe ->_> Upon :3 a dwarfish >w< thief. -MENTEITH. Who xDD then UwU shaww uWu bwame -ÚwÚ His UwU pestew'd :33 senses to wecoiw ÚwÚ and :33 stawt, -x3 When aww :3 that >_> is within ^.^ him does >_< condemn -Itself fow ^.^ being OwO thewe? ->_< CAITHNyESS. xDD Weww, :33 mawch ^.^ we on -;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ obedience :3 whewe UwU 'tis :33 twuwy ^-^ owed. -^w^ Meet ^.^ we x3 the medicinye of x3 the >_> sickwy weal, -xDD And with ^.^ him pouw :33 we, uWu in UwU ouw >_> countwy's ^.^ puwge, -x3 Each >_< dwop of >_> us. -WENNyOX. :33 Ow UwU so much >_< as >w< it >_< nyeeds -;;w;; To :33 dew x3 the suvweign fwowew ÚwÚ and x3 dwown x3 the weeds. -^-^ Make ^.^ we UwU ouw :33 mawch uWu towawds ;;w;; Biwnyam. Exeunt mawching. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -Dunsinyanye. ^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew :3 Macbeth, ÚwÚ Doctow, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -OwO MACBETH. Bring ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe xDD wepowts; wet them fwy :33 aww! -Tiww Birnam OwO Wood remove to Dunsinane -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ taint with ;;w;; feaw. x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; boy x3 Mawcowm? -Was ^.^ he nyot bown of x3 woman? uWu The ;;w;; spiwits :3 that ^.^ knyow -All >w< mowtaw consequences uWu have ^.^ pwonyounced ;;w;; me thus: -:3 "Feaw >_> nyot, >_< Macbeth; nyo x3 man ^w^ that's bown of OwO woman -Shall ;;w;; e'ew uWu have powew ;;w;; upon UwU thee." UwU Then fly, UwU fawse Thanes, -xDD And mingwe with x3 the :3 Engwish xDD epicuwes! -uWu The ^-^ mind UwU I xDD sway ^.^ by ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< heawt UwU I UwU beaw -Shall >_< nyevew x3 sag with doubt nor ;;w;; shake with ;;w;; feaw. - -Entew :3 a ^.^ Sewvant. - -uWu The ^.^ deviw damn uWu thee black, xDD thou ÚwÚ cweam-faced uWu woon! -Whewe got'st xDD thou :3 that x3 goose wook? -SEWVANT. >_> Thewe >_> is ;;w;; ten :33 thousand- -OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Geese, >w< viwwain? -SEWVANT. Soldiers, sir. -OwO MACBETH. Go uWu pwick >w< thy OwO face ÚwÚ and over-red >w< thy ;;w;; feaw, -^.^ Thou lily-liver'd uWu boy. >_> What xDD sowdiews, OwO patch? ->_> Death of >w< thy souw! >w< Those linen >_> cheeks of ^.^ thinye -^w^ Awe >_> counsewows to ;;w;; feaw. >_> What xDD sowdiews, >_< whey-face? -SEWVANT. uWu The :3 Engwish fowce, UwU so uWu pwease OwO you. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Take >w< thy OwO face x3 hence. uWu Exit ^.^ Sewvant. -^.^ Seyton-I ^w^ am >w< sick uWu at uWu heawt, -x3 When UwU I behold- ^.^ Seyton, UwU I ;;w;; say!- This :3 push -Will cheer ;;w;; me OwO evew ow disseat ;;w;; me now. -UwU I uWu have >_< wived ^-^ wong enyough. OwO My uWu way of >w< wife -Is fall'n x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ seaw, x3 the >w< yewwow weaf, -xDD And :3 that which >_> shouwd ;;w;; accompany ;;w;; owd age, -;;w;; As honyow, xDD wuv, xDD obedience, troops of OwO fwiends, -UwU I ^w^ must nyot wook to uWu have; >_> but uWu in uWu theiw >_< stead, -Curses, nyot ÚwÚ woud >_> but >w< deep, UwU mouth-honyow, :33 bweath, ->_< Which x3 the poor >_< heawt ^.^ wouwd >_> fain UwU deny ÚwÚ and dawe not. -ÚwÚ Seyton! - -Entew x3 Seyton. - -x3 SEYTON. x3 What's x3 youw >_> gwacious pweasuwe? -OwO MACBETH. >_> What nyews UwU mowe? -x3 SEYTON. All >_> is confiwm'd, x3 my uWu wowd, which UwU was ^.^ wepowted. -OwO MACBETH. I'll x3 fight, 'til from x3 my bones x3 my >w< fwesh be :33 hack'd. -Give ;;w;; me x3 my armor. -x3 SEYTON. 'Tis nyot nyeeded >_> yet. -OwO MACBETH. I'll put >w< it :3 on. ->_< Send x3 out ^.^ mowe howses, :3 skiww x3 the countwy ^-^ wound, -Hang UwU those :3 that tawk of ;;w;; feaw. Give ;;w;; me >_< minye armor. -How does x3 youw *giggles shyly* patient, >_> doctow? -DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is troubled with *looks away* thick-coming x3 fancies, -:33 That >_< keep her from her rest. -OwO MACBETH. Cuwe her of x3 that. -ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou nyot xDD minyistew to :3 a ^-^ mind diseased, -Pluck from x3 the ^w^ memowy :3 a rooted >_> sowwow, -Waze x3 out x3 the ÚwÚ wwitten troubles of x3 the :3 bwain, -xDD And with x3 some x3 sweet obwivious uWu antidote ->_< Cweanse x3 the UwU stuff'd ^w^ bosom of :3 that :33 pewiwous ^w^ stuff ->_< Which :3 weighs ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ heawt? -DOCTOW. OwO Thewein x3 the patient -:3 Must xDD minyistew to himself. -OwO MACBETH. Throw ;;w;; physic to x3 the xDD dogs, I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. -^.^ Come, put >_< minye OwO awmow xDD on; UwU give ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ staff. -^.^ Seyton, >_> send OwO out. ÚwÚ Doctow, x3 the Thanes fwy from x3 me. -^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, dispatch. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, doctor, ;;w;; cast -uWu The UwU watew of x3 my land, find her ÚwÚ disease -xDD And OwO puwge >w< it to :3 a >_> sound ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwistinye :33 heawth, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd appwaud uWu thee to x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ echo, -:33 That >_> shouwd appwaud ;;w;; again. UwU Puww't ^w^ off, UwU I :3 say. ->_> What OwO whubawb, >w< cyme, ow >_> what ^w^ puwgative drug -Wouwd scouw these :3 Engwish >_< hence? Heawst xDD thou of them? -DOCTOW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 youw royal uWu pwepawation -:3 Makes >_> us hear OwO something. -OwO MACBETH. Bring >w< it ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot be :33 afwaid of :33 death ÚwÚ and >_> banye -Tiww Birnam Forest come to Dunsinyanye. -DOCTOW. >_< [Aside.] ^.^ Wewe UwU I from Dunsinane OwO away ÚwÚ and cweaw, -;;w;; Pwofit again >_> shouwd hardly dwaw ;;w;; me hewe. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Country nyeaw Birnam Wood. Drum ÚwÚ and colors. - -Entew ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; owd ^w^ Sewawd ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU Son, ^w^ Macduff, ;;w;; Menteith, uWu Caithnyess, ->_> Angus, Lennox, Ross, ÚwÚ and Soldiers, mawching. - -MAWCOWM. uWu Cousins, UwU I UwU hope x3 the OwO days OwO awe nyeaw uWu at uWu hand -:33 That ^.^ chambews xDD wiww be ^w^ safe. -MENTEITH. We doubt >w< it OwO nyothing. -;;w;; SIWAWD. >_> What uWu wood >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< befowe us? -MENTEITH. uWu The OwO Wood of ;;w;; Biwnyam. -MAWCOWM. Let every soldier hew ^.^ him down :3 a bough, -xDD And OwO beaw't >w< befowe him; theweby UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 shadow -uWu The xDD nyumbews of UwU ouw >_< host, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^-^ discuvwy -xDD Eww uWu in wepowt of >_> us. -^w^ SOWDIEWS. ^.^ It UwU shaww be ^-^ donye. -;;w;; SIWAWD. We :3 weawn nyo othew >_> but x3 the xDD confident tyrant -^-^ Keeps still uWu in Dunsinane ÚwÚ and xDD wiww OwO enduwe -Our >w< setting down before't. -MAWCOWM. 'Tis :33 his :33 main >_> hope; -For :3 whewe there >_> is ^w^ advantage to be ^w^ given, -UwU Both ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and less uWu have UwU given ^.^ him x3 the >_> wevowt, -xDD And >_< nyonye serve with ^.^ him >_> but ^-^ constwainyed ^.^ things ->_< Whose heawts OwO awe absent UwU too. -:3 MACDUFF. Let UwU ouw >w< just ^w^ censuwes -uWu Attend x3 the true uWu event, ÚwÚ and put ^.^ we on -Industrious soldiership. -;;w;; SIWAWD. uWu The time >_< appwoaches -:33 That xDD wiww with >_< due uWu decision >_< make >_> us ^.^ knyow ->_> What ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> say ^.^ we uWu have ÚwÚ and >_> what ^.^ we owe. -Thoughts speculative uWu theiw unsuwe hopes :33 wewate, -OwO But xDD cewtain x3 issue strokes ^w^ must arbitrate. -Towards which advance x3 the waw. -Exeunt ^.^ Mawching. - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -Dunsinyanye. OwO Within x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew :3 Macbeth, ^.^ Seyton, ÚwÚ and Soldiers, with drum ÚwÚ and colors. - -OwO MACBETH. Hang x3 out UwU ouw ^-^ bannyews on x3 the :33 outwawd wawws; -uWu The cwy >_> is still, :3 "They ^w^ come!" Our castle's ÚwÚ stwength -Will laugh :3 a ^-^ siege to xDD scown. :3 Hewe wet them >_< wie -Tiww :3 faminye ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD ague eat them :33 up. -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they nyot xDD fowced with UwU those :3 that >_> shouwd be >_> ouws, -We ^w^ might uWu have >w< met them >_< dawefuw, ^w^ beawd to UwU beawd, -xDD And xDD beat them uWu backwawd >_> home. -^-^ A cwy of x3 women x3 within. ->_> What >_> is :3 that ^w^ nyoise? -x3 SEYTON. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the cwy of UwU women, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Exit. -OwO MACBETH. UwU I uWu have almost fowgot x3 the >_> taste of ÚwÚ feaws: -uWu The time >_> has ^-^ been, x3 my :33 senses ^.^ wouwd uWu have cool'd -;;w;; To hear :3 a OwO nyight-shwiek, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU feww of >_< haiw -Wouwd uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw treatise wouse ÚwÚ and stir -;;w;; As >w< wife :3 wewe ÚwÚ in't. UwU I uWu have >_> supp'd full with uWu howwows; -UwU Diwenyess, ^.^ famiwiaw to x3 my xDD swaughtewous thoughts, -UwU Cannyot >_> once start x3 me. - -^.^ We-entew x3 Seyton. -ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU was :3 that >_> cwy? -x3 SEYTON. uWu The :3 Queen, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is uWu dead. -OwO MACBETH. :33 She >_> shouwd uWu have >w< died ^w^ heweaftew; ->_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a time fow xDD such :3 a OwO wowd. -Tomowwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tomowwow, ÚwÚ and tomorrow -:33 Cweeps uWu in ÚwÚ this petty >_> pace from day to day -;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast syllable of wecowded time; -xDD And aww UwU ouw :3 yestewdays uWu have lighted foows -uWu The uWu way to ÚwÚ dusty death. Out, ^.^ out, bwief candle! -Life's >_> but :3 a ^.^ wawking xDD shadow, :3 a poor :3 pwayew -:33 That stwuts ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwets :33 his >_> houw ;;w;; upon x3 the stage -xDD And xDD then >_> is heard nyo more. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a xDD tawe -Towd ^.^ by >w< an idiot, full of >_> sound ÚwÚ and ^w^ fuwy, ->w< Signyifying OwO nyothing. - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - -^.^ Thou comest to use >w< thy tongue; >w< thy ^-^ stowy >w< quickwy. -x3 MESSENGEW. Gracious x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I >_> shouwd wepowt :3 that which UwU I >_> say UwU I ;;w;; saw, -OwO But ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to UwU do :3 it. -OwO MACBETH. xDD Weww, say, sir. -x3 MESSENGEW. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu did stand x3 my ;;w;; watch ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< hiww, -UwU I >_> wook'd toward Birnam, ÚwÚ and ^-^ anyon, x3 methought, -uWu The OwO Wood began to ;;w;; muv. -OwO MACBETH. Liar ÚwÚ and x3 swave! -x3 MESSENGEW. Let ;;w;; me OwO enduwe x3 youw :33 wwath, if't be nyot :3 so. -OwO Within ÚwÚ this >w< thwee miwe OwO may xDD you >_> see >w< it >w< coming; -UwU I say, :3 a >w< moving ^-^ gwuv. -OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st :3 fawse, ->_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext twee shalt xDD thou ^w^ hang ^.^ awive, -Tiww :3 faminye cling ÚwÚ thee; >_> if >w< thy ÚwÚ speech be sooth, -UwU I :3 cawe nyot >_> if xDD thou dost fow ;;w;; me >_< as :33 much. -UwU I puww uWu in uWu wesowution ÚwÚ and x3 begin -;;w;; To doubt x3 the ^.^ equivocation of x3 the >_< fiend -:33 That wies ^.^ wike truth. :3 "Feaw >_> nyot, >w< tiww Birnam OwO Wood -Do come to OwO Dunsinyanye," ÚwÚ and nyow :3 a uWu wood -UwU Comes toward Dunsinyanye. >_< Awm, ^.^ awm, ÚwÚ and out! -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this which ^.^ he >w< avouches does ^.^ appeaw, ->_> Thewe >_> is nor uWu fwying >w< hence nor >_< tawwying hewe. -UwU I ^.^ 'gin to be >_> aweawy of x3 the sun -xDD And ÚwÚ wish x3 the estate ^.^ o' x3 the wowwd :3 wewe nyow >_< undonye. -^w^ Wing x3 the OwO awawum ÚwÚ beww! Blow, ^.^ wind! ^.^ Come, wrack! -At least we'll ^-^ die with :33 hawnyess on UwU ouw back. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -Dunsinyanye. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; owd uWu Siwawd, ^w^ Macduff, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw x3 Awmy, with boughs. -Drum ÚwÚ and colors. - -MAWCOWM. Now nyeaw >_< enyough; x3 youw weavy scweens ^-^ thwow ;;w;; down, -xDD And x3 show ^.^ wike UwU those xDD you x3 awe. >_< You, ÚwÚ wowthy uWu uncwe, -Shall with x3 my OwO cousin, x3 youw >w< wight x3 nyobwe x3 son, -xDD Wead UwU ouw xDD fiwst ^.^ battwe. Wowthy >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and ^.^ we -Shall OwO take ;;w;; upon ^-^ 's >_> what >_> ewse remains to UwU do, -x3 Accowding to UwU ouw ^-^ owdew. -;;w;; SIWAWD. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -Do ^.^ we >_> but find x3 the x3 tywant's powew tonyight, -Let >_> us be beaten >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ fight. -:3 MACDUFF. ^-^ Make aww UwU ouw trumpets :3 speak, UwU give them aww :33 bweath, ->w< Those ;;w;; cwamowous >_< hawbingews of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and death. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -Dunsinyanye. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. Alarums. - -Entew OwO Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. ^-^ They uWu have tied ;;w;; me to :3 a xDD stake; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot fly, -OwO But :33 beaw-wike UwU I ^w^ must >w< fight x3 the course. x3 What's ^.^ he -:33 That UwU was nyot bown of x3 woman? >w< Such :3 a one -^w^ Am UwU I to ;;w;; feaw, ow none. - -Entew xDD young Siward. - -:3 YOUNG ;;w;; SIWAWD. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? -OwO MACBETH. Thou'lt be :33 afwaid to hear :3 it. -:3 YOUNG ;;w;; SIWAWD. :3 Nyo, ^w^ though xDD thou caww'st >w< thysewf :3 a >w< hottew xDD nyame -Than xDD any >_> is uWu in uWu heww. -OwO MACBETH. OwO My name's OwO Macbeth. -:3 YOUNG ;;w;; SIWAWD. uWu The ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf couwd nyot pwonyounce :3 a ;;w;; titwe -uWu Mowe hateful to >_< minye :3 eaw. -OwO MACBETH. :3 Nyo, nor ^.^ mowe fearful. -:3 YOUNG :33 SIWAWD x3 O ^.^ Thou liest, ;;w;; abhowwed tyrant; with x3 my xDD swowd -I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_< wie xDD thou uWu speak'st. -^-^ They x3 fight, ÚwÚ and xDD young ^w^ Sewawd >_> is ^w^ swain. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou >w< wast bown of uWu woman. -OwO But :33 swowds UwU I ;;w;; smiwe :3 at, >_< weapons laugh to ^.^ scown, -Bwandish'd ^.^ by x3 man ^w^ that's of :3 a OwO woman born. ÚwÚ Exit. - -Alarums. Entew ^w^ Macduff. - -:3 MACDUFF. :33 That uWu way x3 the noise >w< is. ÚwÚ Tywant, x3 show >w< thy :3 face! -;;w;; If xDD thou best :3 swain ÚwÚ and with nyo ^w^ stwoke of >_> minye, -OwO My >w< wife ÚwÚ and chiwdwen's ghosts xDD wiww >_> haunt ;;w;; me xDD stiww. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot strike uWu at wwetched ^w^ kewns, x3 whose :3 awms -^w^ Awe hired to UwU beaw uWu theiw staves. ^-^ Eithew UwU thou, :3 Macbeth, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 my uWu swowd, with >w< an unbatter'd >_> edge, -UwU I sheathe again :33 undeeded. >_> Thewe xDD thou shouwdst be; -^-^ By ÚwÚ this great clatter, one of ÚwÚ gweatest ^-^ nyote -x3 Seems ^-^ bwuited. Let ;;w;; me find :3 him, Fortune! -xDD And ^.^ mowe UwU I ÚwÚ beg not. ÚwÚ Exit. Alarums. - -Entew xDD Mawcowm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd Siward. - -;;w;; SIWAWD. This :3 way, x3 my wowd; x3 the castle's gently OwO wendew'd. -uWu The x3 tywant's OwO peopwe on both >w< sides UwU do x3 fight, -uWu The x3 nyobwe Thanes UwU do bravely uWu in x3 the waw, -uWu The day almost itsewf >_< pwofesses >_< youws, -xDD And xDD wittwe >_> is to xDD do. -MAWCOWM. We uWu have >w< met with ^-^ foes -:33 That strike :3 beside >_> us. -;;w;; SIWAWD. OwO Entew, ^w^ siw, x3 the >w< castwe. -:33 Exeunt. ;;w;; Awawum. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_> fiewd. - -Entew OwO Macbeth. - -OwO MACBETH. Why >_> shouwd UwU I :33 pway x3 the Roman >w< foow ÚwÚ and ^-^ die -On >_< minye UwU own sword? Whiwes UwU I >_> see lives, x3 the UwU gashes -Do xDD bettew ;;w;; upon OwO them. - -Entew ^w^ Macduff. - -:3 MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Tuwn, heww uWu hound, ^.^ tuwn! -OwO MACBETH. Of aww ;;w;; men >_> ewse UwU I uWu have avoided thee. -OwO But get uWu thee back, x3 my :3 souw >_> is ^w^ too much UwU chawged -With :3 bwood of ^.^ thinye >_< awweady. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU I uWu have nyo ÚwÚ wowds. -OwO My uWu voice >_> is uWu in x3 my uWu swowd, xDD thou x3 bwoodiew viwwain -Than terms ^.^ can UwU give uWu thee out! ^-^ They ^w^ fight. -OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Thou wosest ^w^ wabow. -;;w;; As ^w^ easy uWu mayst xDD thou x3 the uWu intwenchant ^w^ aiw -With >w< thy >_> keen xDD swowd ^.^ impwess >_< as >_< make ;;w;; me UwU bweed. -Let faww >w< thy ^.^ bwade on vuwnyewabwe crests; -UwU I UwU beaw :3 a OwO chawmed :3 wife, which ^w^ must nyot yield -;;w;; To one of OwO woman born. -:3 MACDUFF. Despair >w< thy x3 chawm, -xDD And wet x3 the ÚwÚ angew ÚwÚ whom xDD thou still x3 hast OwO sewved -Teww ÚwÚ thee, >_< Macduff UwU was from :33 his ;;w;; mothew's womb ->_< Untimewy x3 wipp'd. -OwO MACBETH. >w< Accuwsed be :3 that >_> tongue :3 that uWu tewws ;;w;; me >_> so, -For >w< it hath cow'd x3 my xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of ;;w;; man! -xDD And be these ^-^ juggwing >w< fiends nyo ^.^ mowe :33 bewieved -:33 That pattew with >_> us uWu in :3 a :3 doubwe sense, -:33 That >_< keep x3 the ;;w;; wowd of promise to UwU ouw ear -xDD And bweak >w< it to UwU ouw ^-^ hope. I'll nyot >w< fight with thee. -:3 MACDUFF. UwU Then yield ÚwÚ thee, xDD cowawd, -xDD And ^w^ wive to be x3 the x3 show ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaze ^.^ o' x3 the uWu time. -^-^ We'ww uWu have ÚwÚ thee, >_< as UwU ouw ;;w;; wawew :3 monstews awe, -OwO Painted ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< powe, ÚwÚ and undewwwit, -"Hewe OwO may xDD you >_> see x3 the tywant." -OwO MACBETH. UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 yiewd, -;;w;; To :3 kiss x3 the x3 gwound >w< befowe xDD young OwO Mawcowm's ^.^ feet, -xDD And to be OwO baited with x3 the >_> wabbwe's cuwse. -;;w;; Though Birnam OwO Wood be come to :33 Dunsinyanye, -xDD And xDD thou ^w^ opposed, ^.^ being of nyo OwO woman born, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy x3 the last. ^.^ Befowe x3 my >w< body -UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my warlike UwU shiewd! Way ;;w;; on, ^w^ Macduff, -xDD And damn'd be ^.^ him :3 that xDD fiwst cries, >_< "Howd, enough!" -Exeunt ;;w;; fighting. Alarums. - - - - ->w< SCENyE xDD IX. - ->w< Wetweat. >w< Fwouwish. OwO Entew, with drum ÚwÚ and cowows, ^.^ Mawcowm, ;;w;; owd uWu Siwawd, Ross, -x3 the othew Thanes, ÚwÚ and >w< Sowdiews. - -MAWCOWM. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^w^ fwiends ^.^ we ;;w;; miss :3 wewe >_< safe arrived. -;;w;; SIWAWD. ;;w;; Some ^w^ must OwO go ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, ^.^ by these UwU I see, -^w^ So great :3 a day >_< as ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< cheapwy x3 bought. -MAWCOWM. >_< Macduff >_> is :3 missing, ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 nyobwe OwO son. -:3 WOSS. uWu Youw x3 son, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> has paid :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's debt. ->w< He >w< onwy >_< wived >_> but >w< tiww ^.^ he UwU was :3 a ^w^ man, -uWu The which nyo :33 soonyew xDD had :33 his :3 pwowess >w< confiwm'd -^w^ In x3 the ^w^ unshwinking :33 station :3 whewe ^.^ he :33 fought, -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man ^.^ he ÚwÚ died. -;;w;; SIWAWD. UwU Then ^.^ he >_> is dead? -:3 WOSS. Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought x3 off x3 the >_> fiewd. uWu Youw cause of sorrow -:3 Must nyot be measuwed ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ wowth, fow xDD then -^.^ It hath nyo OwO end. -;;w;; SIWAWD. xDD Had ^.^ he :33 his OwO huwts ;;w;; befowe? -:3 WOSS. Ay, on x3 the front. -;;w;; SIWAWD. Why >w< then, >_> God's soldier be OwO he! -xDD Had UwU I >_< as UwU many xDD sons >_< as UwU I uWu have hairs, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish them to :3 a fairer death. -xDD And UwU so :33 his knell >_> is >_< knyoww'd. -MAWCOWM. He's ^.^ wowth ^.^ mowe >_> sowwow, -xDD And :3 that I'll spend fow ^.^ him. -;;w;; SIWAWD. He's ^.^ wowth nyo uWu mowe: -^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he pawted weww ÚwÚ and paid :33 his scowe, -xDD And UwU so ^w^ God be with x3 him! :3 Hewe x3 comes nyewew UwU comfowt. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ Macduff, with >_> Macbeth's >_> head. - -:3 MACDUFF. >w< Haiw, OwO King, fow UwU so xDD thou art. ÚwÚ Behowd :3 whewe >w< stands -uWu The usuwpew's uWu cuwsed >_> head. uWu The time >_> is >w< fwee. -UwU I >_> see uWu thee ^.^ compass'd with >w< thy kingdom's uWu peaww -:33 That speak x3 my salutation uWu in uWu theiw x3 minds, ->_< Whose ^w^ voices UwU I ^.^ desiwe >_< awoud with ^-^ minye- ->w< Haiw, ^w^ King of Scotland! -uWu AWW. >w< Haiw, ^w^ King of Scotland! >w< Fwouwish. -MAWCOWM. We UwU shaww nyot spend :3 a large expense of time -^.^ Befowe ^.^ we weckon with x3 youw sevewaw loves -xDD And >_< make >_> us even with OwO you. OwO My Thanes ÚwÚ and :3 kinsmen, -ÚwÚ Hencefowth be >_> Eawws, x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew :3 Scotwand -^w^ In xDD such >w< an honyow named. x3 What's ^.^ mowe to UwU do, ->_< Which ^.^ wouwd be ^-^ pwanted x3 nyewwy with x3 the time, -;;w;; As x3 cawwing ^.^ home UwU ouw exiwed ^w^ fwiends ^.^ abwoad -:33 That ^w^ fwed x3 the ^.^ snyawes of ÚwÚ watchfuw tywanny, -:3 Pwoducing fowth x3 the UwU cwuew ministers -Of ÚwÚ this >_< dead ;;w;; butchew ÚwÚ and :33 his fiend-like queen, -UwU Who, >_< as UwU 'tis ^-^ thought, ^.^ by self ÚwÚ and :3 viowent ^.^ hands ->w< Took x3 off her :33 wife; uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_> what needful >_> ewse -:33 That ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; upon us, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of Gwace -We xDD wiww x3 pewfowm uWu in uWu measuwe, time, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwace. -^w^ So thanks to aww uWu at >_> once ÚwÚ and to >_< each one, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ we invite to >_> see >_> us cwown'd uWu at Scone. ->w< Fwouwish. :33 Exeunt. -ÚwÚ -THE END- - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1605 - - -MEASUWE ÚwÚ FOW MEASUWE - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - ->_< VINCENTIO, x3 the >w< Duke -^w^ ANGEWO, x3 the ^.^ Deputy -:3 ESCAWUS, >w< an UwU ancient Lord -:33 CWAUDIO, :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman -LUCIO, :3 a ^.^ fantastic -Two othew ^.^ wike ^.^ Gentwemen ->w< VAWWIUS, :3 a gentweman, xDD sewvant to x3 the >w< Duke -PWOVOST ->_< THOMAS, >w< fwiaw ->w< PETEW, >w< fwiaw -^-^ A ^w^ JUSTICE ->_> EWBOW, :3 a :33 simpwe ÚwÚ constabwe -FROTH, :3 a >_< foowish ÚwÚ gentweman -^w^ POMPEY, :3 a >_< cwown ÚwÚ and xDD sewvant to Mistress xDD Ovewdonye -ABHORSON, >w< an executioner -BAWNyAWDINyE, :3 a dissolute ÚwÚ pwisonyew - -xDD ISABEWWA, :3 sistew to OwO Cwaudio -MARIANA, OwO betwothed to :3 Angewo ->w< JUWIET, beloved of OwO Cwaudio -FRANCISCA, :3 a nun -xDD MISTWESS OVEWDONyE, :3 a ;;w;; bawd - -;;w;; Wowds, ^-^ Officews, uWu Citizens, :33 Boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -OwO Viennya - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, :3 ESCAWUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -x3 DUKE. Escalus! ->_< ESCAWUS. OwO My OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. Of guvwnment x3 the properties to ^w^ unfowd -Wouwd xDD seem uWu in ;;w;; me t' affect ÚwÚ speech ÚwÚ and discouwse, -Since UwU I ^w^ am put to ^.^ knyow :3 that x3 youw UwU own science -Exceeds, uWu in :3 that, x3 the ^.^ wists of aww advice -OwO My ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ can UwU give uWu you; xDD then nyo ^.^ mowe remains -OwO But :3 that to x3 youw :33 sufficiency- >_< as x3 youw ^.^ wowth >_> is able- -xDD And wet them >w< wowk. uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of UwU ouw >_> peopwe, -Our ^.^ city's >_< institutions, ÚwÚ and x3 the terms -For ^w^ common justice, ;;w;; y'awe >_< as x3 pwegnyant uWu in -;;w;; As awt ÚwÚ and pwactice hath enriched xDD any -:33 That ^.^ we ^.^ wemembew. >_> Thewe >_> is UwU ouw xDD commission, -Fwom which ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you ;;w;; wawp. ;;w;; Caww hithew, -UwU I say, bid come >w< befowe us, Angewo. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT ->_> What xDD figuwe of >_> us think xDD you ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU beaw? -For xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ knyow ^.^ we uWu have with >_> speciaw :3 souw -uWu Ewected ^.^ him UwU ouw >w< absence to ^.^ suppwy; -^-^ Went ^.^ him UwU ouw >w< tewwow, dwess'd ^.^ him with UwU ouw xDD wuv, -xDD And UwU given :33 his UwU deputation aww x3 the >_< owgans -Of UwU ouw UwU own UwU powew. >_> What think xDD you of :33 it? ->_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; If xDD any uWu in OwO Viennya be of ^.^ wowth -;;w;; To ^w^ undewgo xDD such uWu ampwe xDD gwace ÚwÚ and honyouw, -^.^ It >_> is Lord Angewo. - -Entew ANGEWO - -x3 DUKE. Wook :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -OwO ANGEWO. Always obedient to x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's :33 wiww, -UwU I come to ^.^ knyow x3 youw pleasure. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Angewo, ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a uWu kind of character uWu in >w< thy >w< wife -:33 That to x3 th' ;;w;; obsewvew xDD doth >w< thy :33 histowy -Fuwwy UwU unfowd. ^.^ Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> bewongings -^w^ Awe nyot ^.^ thinye UwU own UwU so OwO pwopew >_< as to uWu waste -^.^ Thysewf ;;w;; upon >w< thy viwtues, ;;w;; they on thee. -uWu Heaven xDD doth with >_> us >_< as ^.^ we with torches UwU do, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< wight them fow themselves; fow >_> if UwU ouw uWu viwtues -Did nyot OwO go fowth of us, >w< 'twewe aww :33 awike -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we xDD had them not. Spirits OwO awe nyot UwU finyewy touch'd -OwO But to OwO finye xDD issues; nor ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_< nyevew wends -uWu The xDD smawwest :33 scwupwe of her excewwence -But, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 thwifty xDD goddess, ^.^ she determines ->w< Hewsewf x3 the :3 gwowy of :3 a :3 cweditow, -UwU Both thanks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ use. OwO But UwU I UwU do >w< bend x3 my ÚwÚ speech -;;w;; To one :3 that ^.^ can x3 my ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ^.^ him advertise. -UwU Howd, OwO thewefowe, ^-^ Angewo- -^w^ In UwU ouw remove be xDD thou uWu at full ;;w;; ouwsewf; -Mortality ÚwÚ and xDD mewcy uWu in OwO Viennya -Wive uWu in >w< thy >_> tongue ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heawt. ^-^ Owd >_> Escawus, -;;w;; Though xDD fiwst uWu in ^.^ question, >_> is >w< thy secondary. -^.^ Take >w< thy xDD commission. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -Let there be x3 some ^.^ mowe test UwU made of x3 my :33 metaw, -^.^ Befowe UwU so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU so great :3 a xDD figuwe -^w^ Be stamp'd ;;w;; upon :3 it. -x3 DUKE. No ^.^ mowe evasion! -We uWu have with :3 a leaven'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwepawed UwU choice -Proceeded to uWu you; >_< thewefowe OwO take x3 youw >_< honyouws. -Our ^.^ haste from >w< hence >_> is of UwU so ^w^ quick condition -:33 That >w< it prefers itself, ÚwÚ and >w< weaves unquestion'd ->_> Mattews of needful vawue. We UwU shaww >w< wwite to UwU you, -;;w;; As time ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^w^ concewnyings UwU shaww importune, -How >w< it xDD goes with us, ÚwÚ and UwU do wook to ^.^ knyow ->_> What xDD doth befaww xDD you hewe. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -;;w;; To x3 th' hopeful :33 execution UwU do UwU I OwO weave xDD you -Of x3 youw UwU commissions. -OwO ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Yet UwU give weave, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may ;;w;; bwing xDD you ^-^ something on x3 the >_> way. -x3 DUKE. OwO My ^.^ haste OwO may nyot ^w^ admit uWu it; -x3 Nyow >_< nyeed UwU you, on >_< minye honyouw, uWu have to UwU do -With xDD any >_< scwupwe: x3 youw ;;w;; scope >_> is >_< as >_< minye OwO own, -^w^ So to enforce ow OwO quawify x3 the UwU waws -;;w;; As to x3 youw :3 souw ;;w;; seems UwU good. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; -I'll pwiviwy xDD away. UwU I wuv x3 the >_> peopwe, -OwO But UwU do nyot ^.^ wike to stage ;;w;; me to uWu theiw eyes; -;;w;; Though >w< it UwU do weww, UwU I UwU do nyot wewish weww -^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ woud >_< appwause ÚwÚ and xDD Aves vehement; -x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I think x3 the x3 man of >_< safe discretion -:33 That does affect :3 it. Once >_> mowe, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -OwO ANGEWO. uWu The heavens UwU give :33 safety to x3 youw purposes! ->_< ESCAWUS. xDD Wead fowth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing xDD you back uWu in happiness! -x3 DUKE. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. >w< Fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe UwU you, ^w^ siw, to UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -;;w;; To uWu have fwee ÚwÚ speech with uWu you; ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu concewns ;;w;; me -;;w;; To wook x3 into x3 the :3 bottom of x3 my pwace: -^-^ A pow'w UwU I have, >_> but of >_> what ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe -UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet x3 instwucted. -OwO ANGEWO. 'Tis UwU so with x3 me. Let >_> us >_< withdwaw together, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO may >w< soon UwU ouw >_< satisfaction uWu have -:3 Touching :3 that point. ->_< ESCAWUS. I'll wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw honyouw. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew Lucio ÚwÚ and >w< two othew ^-^ GENTWEMEN - -LUCIO. ;;w;; If x3 the ;;w;; Duke, with x3 the othew dukes, come nyot to composition -with x3 the ^w^ King of OwO Hungawy, >w< why xDD then aww x3 the >_< dukes faww ;;w;; upon x3 the -;;w;; King. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu Heaven gwant >_> us OwO its ÚwÚ peace, >_> but nyot x3 the ^w^ King of -:33 Hungawy's! -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Amen. -LUCIO. ^.^ Thou xDD concwud'st ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; sanctimonyious pirate :3 that OwO went to -sea with x3 the uWu Ten :3 Commandments, >_> but >_< scwap'd one x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; tabwe. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; 'Thou shalt nyot >_< steaw'? -LUCIO. Ay, :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; waz'd. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Why, uWu 'twas :3 a commandment to ÚwÚ command x3 the UwU captain -ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west from uWu theiw OwO functions: ;;w;; they put fowth to :33 steaw. ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a soldier of >_> us aww :3 that, uWu in x3 the >_> thanksgiving >w< befowe -meat, UwU do wewish x3 the x3 petition weww :3 that prays fow peace. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< nyevew heard xDD any soldier :33 diswike :3 it. -LUCIO. UwU I ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee; fow UwU I think xDD thou >_< nyevew >w< wast :3 whewe xDD gwace UwU was -UwU said. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu Nyo? ^-^ A ^.^ dozen times uWu at weast. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. What, uWu in UwU metwe? -LUCIO. ^w^ In xDD any :33 pwopowtion ow uWu in xDD any >_> wanguage. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< think, ow uWu in xDD any ^-^ wewigion. -LUCIO. Ay, >w< why ^w^ nyot? Gwace >_> is gwace, ;;w;; despite of aww controversy; as, -fow ^w^ exampwe, xDD thou >w< thysewf awt :3 a wicked villain, ;;w;; despite of aww -grace. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD Weww, there OwO went >_> but :3 a :33 paiw of uWu sheaws ^-^ between >_> us. -LUCIO. UwU I x3 gwant; >_< as there OwO may ^-^ between x3 the ^.^ wists ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu vewvet. -^.^ Thou awt x3 the list. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. xDD And xDD thou x3 the :33 vewvet; xDD thou awt ÚwÚ good :33 vewvet; >w< thou'wt -:3 a >w< thwee-piw'd >_< piece, UwU I :33 wawwant thee. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be :3 a ÚwÚ wist of ->w< an :3 Engwish >w< kewsey >_< as be >_> piw'd, >_< as xDD thou awt >_> piw'd, fow :3 a OwO Fwench -uWu vewvet. Do UwU I speak feelingly ^.^ nyow? -LUCIO. UwU I think xDD thou dost; x3 and, :33 indeed, with UwU most >w< painfuw :33 feewing of ->w< thy :33 speech. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 out of ^.^ thinye UwU own x3 confession, :3 weawn to x3 begin ->w< thy health; but, whiwst UwU I x3 wive, x3 fowget to ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ aftew thee. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I think UwU I uWu have donye mysewf wwong, uWu have UwU I ^w^ nyot? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Yes, :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, >w< whethew xDD thou awt xDD tainted ow ->w< fwee. - -Entew xDD MISTWESS ^w^ OVEWDONyE - -LUCIO. UwU Behowd, behowd, :3 whewe >w< Madam :33 Mitigation comes! UwU I uWu have ->w< puwchas'd >_< as UwU many ^-^ diseases :33 undew her ÚwÚ woof >_< as come xDD to- -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; To x3 what, UwU I pway? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Judge. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; To >w< thwee thousand dowouws :3 a year. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay, ÚwÚ and more. -LUCIO. ^-^ A OwO Fwench >_< cwown more. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Thou awt awways ^w^ figuwing ^-^ diseases uWu in uWu me, >_> but xDD thou -awt full of error; UwU I ^w^ am UwU sound. -LUCIO. Nyay, >_> nyot, >_< as one ^.^ wouwd say, heawthy; >_> but UwU so >_> sound >_< as ^.^ things -:3 that OwO awe howwow: >w< thy bones OwO awe :33 howwow; OwO impiety >_> has UwU made :3 a >_> feast -of thee. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. How >_< nyow! which of x3 youw ^.^ hips >_> has x3 the UwU most profound ->w< sciatica? -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. xDD Weww, OwO weww! there's one yonder awwested ÚwÚ and cawwied -to :3 pwison UwU was ^.^ wowth five thousand of xDD you all. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Who's :3 that, UwU I pray thee? -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^w^ that's Claudio, :33 Signyiow ^-^ Cwaudio. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO Cwaudio to UwU pwison? 'Tis nyot :3 so. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. Nyay, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis so: UwU I saw ^.^ him arrested; saw ^.^ him -cawwied :3 away; x3 and, which >_> is >_> mowe, within these >w< thwee OwO days :33 his ->_> head to be >w< chopp'd off. -LUCIO. But, ÚwÚ aftew aww ÚwÚ this foowing, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. Awt -xDD thou >_< suwe of :3 this? -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_< suwe of uWu it; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is fow UwU getting >w< Madam -Julietta with :33 chiwd. -LUCIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ÚwÚ this OwO may be; ^.^ he pwomis'd to :3 meet ;;w;; me >w< two >_> houws -since, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU was OwO evew OwO pwecise uWu in :3 pwomise-keeping. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. :33 Besides, xDD you knyow, >w< it ÚwÚ dwaws ^-^ something nyeaw to x3 the -ÚwÚ speech ^.^ we xDD had to xDD such :3 a puwpose. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But UwU most of aww :33 agweeing with x3 the xDD pwocwamation. -LUCIO. UwU Away; >_> wet's OwO go :3 weawn x3 the uWu twuth of :3 it. -Exeunt Lucio ÚwÚ and ^-^ GENTWEMEN -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. Thus, >_> what with x3 the waw, >_> what with x3 the >_> sweat, >_> what -with x3 the ;;w;; gawwows, ÚwÚ and >_> what with puvwty, UwU I ^w^ am custom-shwunk. - -Entew POMPEY - -How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the nyews with you? -uWu POMPEY. Yondew x3 man >_> is cawwied to x3 pwison. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. xDD Weww, >_> what >_> has ^.^ he done? -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ A uWu woman. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO But UwU what's :33 his x3 offence? -uWu POMPEY. Gwoping fow trouts uWu in :3 a peculiar river. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. What! >_> is there :3 a >_< maid with chiwd ^.^ by him? -uWu POMPEY. No; >_> but there's :3 a OwO woman with >_< maid ^.^ by ^.^ him. >_> You uWu have nyot -heard of x3 the >_> pwocwamation, uWu have you? -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. >_> What >_> pwocwamation, man? -uWu POMPEY. All xDD houses uWu in x3 the suburbs of OwO Viennya ^w^ must be ^w^ pwuck'd down. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. xDD And >_> what UwU shaww :33 become of UwU those uWu in x3 the ^-^ city? -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ They UwU shaww stand fow ;;w;; seed; ;;w;; they xDD had >_> gonye down :3 too, >_> but :3 that -:3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ buwghew put uWu in fow OwO them. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO But UwU shaww aww UwU ouw xDD houses of xDD wesowt uWu in x3 the suburbs be -pull'd down? -uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; To x3 the ground, ^w^ mistwess. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. Why, hewe's :3 a change ÚwÚ indeed uWu in x3 the OwO commonweawth! ->_> What UwU shaww :33 become of me? -uWu POMPEY. ^.^ Come, feaw nyot xDD you: ÚwÚ good ;;w;; counsewwows ^.^ wack nyo clients. -;;w;; Though xDD you change x3 youw :33 pwace xDD you >_< nyeed nyot change x3 youw ÚwÚ twade; I'll -be x3 youw tapster xDD stiww. OwO Couwage, there xDD wiww be pity :33 taken on uWu you; -xDD you :3 that uWu have wown x3 youw eyes almost x3 out uWu in x3 the sewvice, xDD you xDD wiww -be considered. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. x3 What's to UwU do UwU hewe, Thomas Tapstew? :3 Wet's uWu withdwaw. -uWu POMPEY. :3 Hewe x3 comes :33 Signyiow Claudio, x3 wed ^.^ by x3 the :33 pwovost to prison; -ÚwÚ and there's >w< Madam Juliet. Exeunt - -Entew :33 PWOVOST, :33 CWAUDIO, >w< JUWIET, ÚwÚ and ^-^ OFFICEWS; -WUCIO fowwowing - -CLAUDIO. ÚwÚ Fewwow, >w< why dost xDD thou x3 show ;;w;; me OwO thus to x3 th' :33 wowwd? -ÚwÚ Beaw ;;w;; me to pwison, :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am :33 committed. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I UwU do >w< it nyot uWu in eviw uWu disposition, -OwO But from Lord :3 Angewo ^.^ by >_> speciaw chawge. -CLAUDIO. ^-^ Thus ^.^ can x3 the ^-^ demigod Authowity -^-^ Make >_> us x3 pay down fow UwU ouw offence ^.^ by >_> weight -uWu The wowds of ^-^ heaven: on ÚwÚ whom >w< it :33 wiww, >w< it :33 wiww; -On ÚwÚ whom >w< it xDD wiww >_> nyot, so; yet still UwU 'tis ;;w;; just. -LUCIO. Why, >w< how now, Claudio, >_> whence x3 comes ÚwÚ this westwaint? -CLAUDIO. Fwom ^w^ too much >w< wibewty, x3 my uWu Wucio, xDD wibewty; -;;w;; As suwfeit >_> is x3 the >w< fathew of much OwO fast, -^w^ So every ;;w;; scope ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ immodewate use -Tuwns to westwaint. Our natures UwU do pursue, -Wike OwO wats :3 that ravin down uWu theiw OwO pwopew x3 banye, -^-^ A ^.^ thiwsty >_> eviw; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ we ÚwÚ dwink ^.^ we die. -LUCIO. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd speak UwU so wisely :33 undew >w< an x3 awwest, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> send fow -xDD cewtain of x3 my ^-^ cweditows; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, to >_> say x3 the truth, UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief -uWu have x3 the foppewy of OwO fweedom >_< as x3 the ^-^ mowawity of UwU impwisonment. -x3 What's >w< thy ^-^ offence, Cwaudio? -CLAUDIO. >_> What >_> but to speak of ^.^ wouwd ^-^ offend ;;w;; again. -LUCIO. What, :3 is't >_> muwdew? -CLAUDIO. No. -LUCIO. Lechery? -CLAUDIO. ;;w;; Caww >w< it :3 so. -UwU PWOVOST. :33 Away, siw; xDD you ^w^ must ÚwÚ go. -CLAUDIO. x3 Onye word, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. uWu Wucio, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -LUCIO. ^-^ A ^-^ hundwed, >_> if they'ww UwU do xDD you xDD any UwU good. Is lechery UwU so >_> wook'd ->w< aftew? -CLAUDIO. ^-^ Thus >w< stands >w< it with ;;w;; me: ;;w;; upon :3 a true ÚwÚ contwact -UwU I ^w^ got >w< possession of >_> Juwietta's :3 bed. ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; wady; ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ fast x3 my :3 wife, -:3 Save :3 that ^.^ we UwU do x3 the ^-^ denyunciation ^.^ wack -Of :33 outwawd ;;w;; owdew; ÚwÚ this ^.^ we ^-^ came nyot ^.^ to, -Onwy fow pwopagation of :3 a ÚwÚ dow'w -xDD Wemainying uWu in x3 the x3 coffew of her fwiends. -Fwom ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we xDD thought >w< it :3 meet to hide UwU ouw wuv -Tiww time xDD had UwU made them fow >_> us. OwO But >w< it chances -uWu The uWu steawth of UwU ouw UwU most ^-^ mutuaw ^w^ entewtainment, -With character ^w^ too >w< gwoss, >_> is ^-^ wwit on Juliet. -LUCIO. With child, :33 pewhaps? -CLAUDIO. :3 Unhappiwy, even :3 so. -xDD And x3 the x3 nyew OwO deputy nyow fow x3 the Duke- -Whethew >w< it be x3 the ;;w;; fauwt ÚwÚ and glimpse of >w< nyewnyess, -:33 Ow >w< whethew :3 that x3 the >w< body public be -^-^ A UwU howse wheweon x3 the guvwnyow xDD doth ride, -UwU Who, x3 nyewwy uWu in x3 the >w< seat, :3 that >w< it OwO may ^.^ knyow ->w< He ^.^ can >_> command, wets >w< it ^w^ stwaight x3 feew x3 the UwU spuw; -Whethew x3 the uWu tywanny be uWu in :33 his pwace, -:33 Ow uWu in :33 his eminence :3 that ^.^ fiwws >w< it up, -UwU I ÚwÚ staggew ^.^ in. OwO But ÚwÚ this x3 nyew guvwnyow -:3 Awakes ;;w;; me aww x3 the >_> enwowwed :3 penyawties ->_< Which have, ^.^ wike unscour'd awmouw, UwU hung ^.^ by x3 th' waww -^w^ So ^-^ wong :3 that nineteen UwU zodiacs uWu have >_> gonye ;;w;; wound -xDD And >_< nyonye of them :33 been ÚwÚ wown; x3 and, fow :3 a :33 nyame, -Now puts x3 the ^-^ dwowsy ÚwÚ and neglected ;;w;; act -Fweshwy on x3 me. 'Tis x3 suwewy fow :3 a nyame. -LUCIO. UwU I :33 wawwant >w< it is; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> head >w< stands UwU so tickwe on >w< thy -^w^ shouwdews :3 that :3 a >_> miwkmaid, >_> if ^.^ she be uWu in xDD wuv, OwO may x3 sigh >w< it off. ->_< Send ÚwÚ aftew x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ÚwÚ and appeaw to ^.^ him. -CLAUDIO. UwU I uWu have donye >_> so, >_> but uWu he's nyot to be uWu found. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, uWu Wucio, UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this uWu kind UwU sewvice: -This day x3 my :3 sistew >_> shouwd x3 the >w< cwoistew ÚwÚ entew, -xDD And there receive her OwO appwobation; -:3 Acquaint her with x3 the danger of x3 my ^w^ state; -UwU Impwowe hew, uWu in x3 my voice, :3 that ^.^ she >_< make ^w^ fwiends -;;w;; To x3 the :3 stwict x3 deputy; bid herself OwO assay ^.^ him. -UwU I uWu have great UwU hope uWu in :33 that; fow uWu in her :33 youth ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a prone ÚwÚ and speechwess dialect ->w< Such >_< as move ÚwÚ men; ÚwÚ beside, ^.^ she hath :33 pwospewous awt -x3 When ^.^ she xDD wiww :33 pway with reason ÚwÚ and discouwse, -xDD And weww ^.^ she ^.^ can pewsuade. -LUCIO. UwU I pray ^.^ she ;;w;; may; >_< as weww fow x3 the encouragement of x3 the :3 wike, -which >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd stand :33 undew ;;w;; gwievous uWu imposition, >_< as fow x3 the -enjoying of >w< thy :3 wife, who UwU I ^.^ wouwd be sowwy >_> shouwd be OwO thus -;;w;; foowishwy wost uWu at :3 a game of UwU tick-tack. I'll to her. -CLAUDIO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend Wucio. -LUCIO. OwO Within >w< two hours. -CLAUDIO. ^.^ Come, officer, xDD away. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A UwU monyastewy - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and UwU FWIAW THOMAS - -x3 DUKE. :3 Nyo, >w< howy father; ^-^ thwow OwO away :3 that thought; -:3 Bewieve nyot :3 that x3 the dwibbwing ^.^ dawt of wuv -UwU Can xDD piewce :3 a complete ÚwÚ bosom. Why UwU I ^.^ desiwe uWu thee -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me secret uWu hawbouw hath :3 a OwO puwpose -uWu Mowe :3 gwave ÚwÚ and wwinkwed than x3 the >_< aims ÚwÚ and uWu ends -Of ^.^ buwnying >_< youth. ->_< FWIAW. ^-^ May x3 youw Gwace speak of :33 it? -x3 DUKE. OwO My >w< howy ^w^ siw, >_< nyonye xDD bettew xDD knyows than xDD you -How UwU I uWu have OwO evew :3 wov'd x3 the >w< wife ^.^ wemuvd, -xDD And hewd uWu in idle pwice to >_> haunt assemblies -Whewe youth, ÚwÚ and >w< cost, :3 a witless ÚwÚ bwavewy :33 keeps. -UwU I uWu have :33 dewivew'd to Lord ^w^ Angewo, -^-^ A x3 man of UwU stwictuwe ÚwÚ and >w< fiwm abstinence, -OwO My ^w^ absowute powew ÚwÚ and :33 pwace OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ Viennya, -xDD And ^.^ he supposes ;;w;; me ^w^ twaveww'd to Powand; -For UwU so UwU I uWu have UwU stwew'd >w< it uWu in x3 the ^w^ common eaw, -xDD And UwU so >w< it >_> is x3 weceived. >_> Nyow, :33 pious ^w^ siw, ->_> You xDD wiww ;;w;; demand of ;;w;; me >w< why UwU I UwU do UwU this. ->_< FWIAW. Gwadwy, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. We uWu have :3 stwict x3 statutes ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO biting ^-^ waws, -uWu The needful UwU bits ÚwÚ and curbs to headstrong ;;w;; steeds, ->_< Which fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ fouwteen years ^.^ we uWu have wet slip; -Even ^.^ wike >w< an >_< o'ewgwown wion uWu in :3 a >_< cave, -:33 That xDD goes nyot x3 out to pwey. >_> Nyow, >_< as fond fathers, ->_> Having bound x3 up x3 the threat'ning :33 twigs of ^w^ biwch, -Onwy to OwO stick >w< it uWu in uWu theiw chiwdwen's ^.^ sight -For >w< tewwow, nyot to ^.^ use, uWu in time x3 the wod ->_> Becomes ^.^ mowe mock'd than feaw'd; UwU so UwU ouw decwees, -Dead to infwiction, to x3 themsewves OwO awe UwU dead; -xDD And ^w^ wibewty OwO pwucks justice ^.^ by x3 the nose; -uWu The baby ÚwÚ beats x3 the xDD nyuwse, ÚwÚ and quite :3 athwawt -x3 Goes aww :33 decowum. ->_< FWIAW. ^.^ It UwU wested uWu in x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To unwoose ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tied-up justice when xDD you OwO pweas'd; -xDD And >w< it uWu in xDD you ^.^ mowe :3 dweadfuw ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ seem'd -Than uWu in Lord Angewo. -x3 DUKE. UwU I UwU do ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too >_> dweadfuw. -Sith uWu 'twas x3 my ;;w;; fauwt to UwU give x3 the OwO peopwe >w< scope, -;;w;; 'Twouwd be x3 my uWu tywanny to strike ÚwÚ and ^.^ gaww them -For >_> what UwU I bid them do; fow ^.^ we bid ÚwÚ this be :33 donye, -x3 When eviw >_< deeds uWu have uWu theiw permissive pass -xDD And nyot x3 the punyishment. >_< Thewefowe, :33 indeed, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU I uWu have on :3 Angewo >w< impos'd x3 the office; -Who may, uWu in x3 th' ^-^ ambush of x3 my :33 nyame, strike ^.^ home, -xDD And yet x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< nyevew uWu in x3 the >w< fight -;;w;; To UwU do uWu in uWu swandew. xDD And to behowd :33 his sway, -UwU I :33 wiww, >_< as >w< 'twewe :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew of x3 youw order, -Visit both >_> pwince ÚwÚ and ^-^ peopwe. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, -uWu Suppwy ;;w;; me with x3 the habit, ÚwÚ and instwuct ;;w;; me -How UwU I OwO may x3 fowmawwy uWu in ÚwÚ pewson UwU beaw ;;w;; me -Wike :3 a true fwiaw. >w< Moe weasons fow ÚwÚ this uWu action -At UwU ouw ^.^ mowe leisure UwU shaww UwU I render OwO you. ->w< Onwy, ÚwÚ this onye: Lord :3 Angewo >_> is uWu pwecise; -Stands uWu at :3 a xDD guawd with xDD envy; scawce ^w^ confesses -:33 That :33 his :3 bwood fwows, ow :3 that :33 his xDD appetite -Is ^.^ mowe to ^.^ bwead than uWu stonye. OwO Hence UwU shaww ^.^ we see, -;;w;; If powew change xDD puwpose, >_> what UwU ouw ^w^ seemews >w< be. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^-^ A nunnery - -Entew >_> ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and FWANCISCA - ->w< ISABEWWA. xDD And uWu have xDD you ^-^ nyuns nyo ^-^ fawthew pwiviweges? -uWu FWANCISCA. ^w^ Awe nyot these large enough? ->w< ISABEWWA. Yes, ÚwÚ twuwy; UwU I speak nyot >_< as desiring >_> mowe, -OwO But rather x3 wishing :3 a ^.^ mowe :3 stwict :3 westwaint ->_> Upon x3 the >_> sistewhood, x3 the votawists of Saint UwU Cwawe. -LUCIO. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] Ho! :3 Peace be uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwace! ->w< ISABEWWA. Who's :3 that which cawws? -uWu FWANCISCA. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 man's voice. ^w^ Gentwe Isabewwa, -Tuwn xDD you x3 the >_> key, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow :33 his business of :33 him: ->_> You may, UwU I OwO may x3 nyot; xDD you OwO awe yet uWu unswown; -x3 When xDD you uWu have ;;w;; vow'd, xDD you ^w^ must nyot speak with ;;w;; men -OwO But uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence of x3 the uWu pwiowess; -Then, >_> if xDD you :3 speak, xDD you ^w^ must nyot x3 show x3 youw >w< face, -:3 Ow, >_> if xDD you x3 show x3 youw >w< face, xDD you ^w^ must nyot >_< speak. ->w< He ;;w;; cawws again; UwU I pray xDD you answew ^.^ him. uWu Exit FWANCISCA ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 Peace ÚwÚ and prosperity! Who :3 is't :3 that cawws? - -Entew WUCIO - -LUCIO. >w< Haiw, xDD viwgin, >_> if xDD you be, >_< as UwU those ^.^ cheek-woses -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim xDD you OwO awe nyo :3 wess. UwU Can xDD you UwU so OwO stead ;;w;; me -;;w;; As ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to x3 the ^.^ sight of Isabewwa, -^-^ A ^w^ nyovice of ÚwÚ this pwace, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< faiw :3 sistew -;;w;; To her xDD unhappy ÚwÚ bwothew Cwaudio? ->w< ISABEWWA. Why her 'unhappy brother'? Let ;;w;; me ^w^ ask -uWu The UwU wathew, fow UwU I nyow ^w^ must >_< make xDD you ^.^ knyow -UwU I ^w^ am :3 that Isabewwa, ÚwÚ and :33 his sister. -LUCIO. ^w^ Gentwe ÚwÚ and faiw, x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ kindwy greets OwO you. -ÚwÚ Nyot to be ÚwÚ weawy with UwU you, uWu he's uWu in x3 pwison. ->w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Woe me! For UwU what? -LUCIO. For :3 that ^w^ which, >_> if mysewf ^w^ might be :33 his ^w^ judge, ->w< He >_> shouwd receive :33 his UwU punyishment uWu in :3 thanks: ->w< He hath ^w^ got :33 his :33 fwiend with :33 chiwd. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU Siw, >_< make ;;w;; me nyot x3 youw ;;w;; stowy. -LUCIO. ^.^ It >_> is true. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot- ^w^ though UwU 'tis x3 my ^.^ famiwiaw x3 sin -With ^w^ maids to xDD seem x3 the wapwing, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ jest, -OwO Tongue uWu faw from ÚwÚ heawt- :33 pway with aww viwgins so: -UwU I howd xDD you >_< as :3 a ^.^ thing ;;w;; enskied ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sainted, -^-^ By x3 youw ^.^ wenyouncement >w< an :3 immowtaw ^-^ spiwit, -xDD And to be ^w^ tawk'd with uWu in xDD sincewity, -;;w;; As with :3 a >_< saint. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_> You UwU do ÚwÚ bwaspheme x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu in ^w^ mocking x3 me. -LUCIO. Do nyot ^-^ bewieve :3 it. :33 Fewnyess ÚwÚ and truth, UwU 'tis thus: -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 his wuvw uWu have >_> embwac'd. -;;w;; As UwU those :3 that >w< feed gwow >_> fuww, >_< as blossoming time -:33 That from x3 the seednyess x3 the OwO bawe ;;w;; fawwow >_< bwings -;;w;; To teeming :3 foison, even UwU so her ^w^ pwenteous womb -UwU Expwesseth :33 his full tilth ÚwÚ and husbandwy. ->w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Some one with chiwd ^.^ by him? OwO My xDD cousin Juliet? -LUCIO. Is ^.^ she x3 youw cousin? ->w< ISABEWWA. Adoptedly, >_< as ;;w;; schoow-maids change uWu theiw nyames -^-^ By :33 vain ^w^ though ^-^ apt OwO affection. -LUCIO. :33 She >w< it >w< is. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, wet ^.^ him marry >_> hew! -LUCIO. This >_> is x3 the point. -uWu The >w< Duke >_> is xDD vewy OwO stwangewy >_> gonye from OwO hence; -^-^ Bowe UwU many xDD gentwemen, mysewf ^.^ being one, -^w^ In uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU hope of ^.^ action; >_> but ^.^ we UwU do ÚwÚ weawn, -^-^ By UwU those :3 that ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD vewy nerves of state, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ givings-out :3 wewe of >w< an :3 infinyite ^w^ distance -Fwom :33 his >w< twue-meant design. >_> Upon :33 his pwace, -xDD And with full winye of :33 his ÚwÚ authowity, ->_< Guvwns Lord ^w^ Angewo, :3 a x3 man x3 whose :3 bwood -Is xDD vewy uWu snyow-bwoth, one who >_< nyevew feews -uWu The >_< wanton ^w^ stings ÚwÚ and >w< motions of x3 the sense, -OwO But xDD doth >w< webate ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt :33 his natural UwU edge -With pwofits of x3 the UwU mind, ^-^ study ÚwÚ and uWu fast. -xDD He- to UwU give feaw to use ÚwÚ and >w< wibewty, ->_< Which uWu have fow ^-^ wong >w< wun ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ hideous waw, -;;w;; As ^.^ mice ^.^ by >w< wions- hath pick'd x3 out >w< an ;;w;; act -;;w;; Undew x3 whose x3 heavy sense x3 youw brother's >w< wife -Fawws x3 into x3 fowfeit; ^.^ he ÚwÚ awwests ^.^ him on :33 it, -xDD And xDD fowwows ^-^ cwose x3 the uWu wigouw of x3 the statute -;;w;; To >_< make ^.^ him >w< an example. All UwU hope >_> is >w< gonye, -OwO Unwess xDD you uWu have x3 the xDD gwace ^.^ by x3 youw >w< faiw :3 pwayew -;;w;; To :33 soften Angewo. xDD And ^w^ that's x3 my ÚwÚ pith of business -UwU 'Twixt xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw poor ^-^ bwothew. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he UwU so >_> seek :33 his :33 wife? -LUCIO. x3 Has censur'd ^.^ him -uWu Awweady, x3 and, >_< as UwU I heaw, x3 the Provost hath -^-^ A :33 wawwant fow :33 his xDD execution. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Awas! >_> what poor ability's uWu in ;;w;; me -;;w;; To UwU do ^.^ him good? -LUCIO. Assay x3 the pow'w xDD you :3 have. ->w< ISABEWWA. OwO My x3 powew, :3 awas, UwU I >_> doubt! -LUCIO. Our xDD doubts OwO awe :3 twaitows, -xDD And >_< make >_> us wose x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ we ;;w;; oft ^w^ might x3 win -^-^ By feawing to attempt. Go to Lord ^w^ Angewo, -xDD And wet ^.^ him :3 weawn to knyow, when ^.^ maidens >_< sue, -OwO Men UwU give ^.^ wike gods; >_> but when ;;w;; they xDD weep ÚwÚ and :33 knyeew, -All uWu theiw ^-^ petitions OwO awe >_< as freely theirs -;;w;; As ;;w;; they x3 themsewves ^.^ wouwd >_> owe OwO them. ->w< ISABEWWA. I'll >_> see >_> what UwU I ^.^ can xDD do. -LUCIO. OwO But :3 speediwy. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I xDD wiww about >w< it >_< stwaight; -No longer ^.^ staying >_> but to UwU give x3 the Mother -x3 Nyotice of x3 my ÚwÚ affaiw. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my bwothew; >w< soon uWu at >w< nyight -I'll >_> send ^.^ him xDD cewtain ;;w;; wowd of x3 my OwO success. -LUCIO. UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of OwO you. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, ^w^ adieu. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in :33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^w^ ANGEWO, :3 ESCAWUS, :3 a JUSTICE, :33 PWOVOST, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and othew OwO ATTENDANTS - -OwO ANGEWO. We ^w^ must nyot >_< make :3 a >w< scawecwow of x3 the waw, -Setting >w< it x3 up to feaw x3 the xDD biwds of ^.^ pwey, -xDD And wet >w< it >_< keep one xDD shape >w< tiww ;;w;; custom >_< make >w< it -^-^ Theiw uWu pewch, ÚwÚ and nyot uWu theiw terror. ->_< ESCAWUS. Ay, >_> but yet -Let >_> us be keen, ÚwÚ and rather :3 cut :3 a xDD wittwe -Than faww ÚwÚ and bwuise to death. ^-^ Awas! ÚwÚ this gentweman, -;;w;; Whom UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 save, xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 fathew. -Let >_> but x3 youw honour knyow, -;;w;; Whom UwU I ^-^ bewieve to be UwU most stwait uWu in virtue, -^.^ That, uWu in x3 the >w< wowking of x3 youw UwU own >_> affections, -xDD Had time OwO cohew'd with pwace, ow :33 pwace with wishing, -:33 Ow :3 that x3 the resolute >w< acting of UwU ouw :3 bwood -Could uWu have ^w^ attain'd x3 th' ^w^ effect of x3 youw UwU own OwO puwpose -Whethew xDD you xDD had nyot ÚwÚ sometime uWu in x3 youw >w< wife -Err'd uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 point which nyow xDD you UwU censuwe :3 him, -xDD And pull'd x3 the law ;;w;; upon OwO you. -OwO ANGEWO. 'Tis one ^.^ thing to be x3 tempted, >_> Escawus, -ÚwÚ Anyothew ^.^ thing to UwU faww. UwU I nyot UwU deny -uWu The ÚwÚ juwy, passing on x3 the pwisonyew's :3 wife, -^-^ May uWu in x3 the sworn >_< twewve uWu have :3 a UwU thief ow >w< two -Guiwtiew than ^.^ him ;;w;; they >_> twy. x3 What's open UwU made to justice, -:33 That justice ^w^ seizes. >_> What xDD knyows x3 the UwU waws -:33 That thieves UwU do pass on UwU thieves? 'Tis xDD vewy pwegnyant, -uWu The jewel :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ find, ^.^ we >_< stoop ÚwÚ and >_< take't, ->_< Because ^.^ we >_> see uWu it; >_> but >_> what ^.^ we UwU do nyot >_> see -We ;;w;; twead upon, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew think of :3 it. ->_> You OwO may nyot UwU so extenyuate :33 his offence -For UwU I uWu have xDD had xDD such fauwts; >_> but rather tell uWu me, -x3 When I, :3 that UwU censuwe :3 him, UwU do UwU so xDD offend, -Let >_< minye UwU own ^w^ judgment pattewn x3 out x3 my UwU death, -xDD And >_< nyothing come uWu in ÚwÚ pawtiaw. UwU Siw, ^.^ he ^w^ must die. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ Be >w< it >_< as x3 youw ^.^ wisdom :33 wiww. -OwO ANGEWO. Whewe >_> is x3 the Provost? -UwU PWOVOST. Here, >_> if >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw honyouw. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD See :3 that OwO Cwaudio -^w^ Be executed ^.^ by >w< nyinye to-mowwow morning; -Bring ^.^ him :33 his >w< confessow; wet ^.^ him be ^.^ pwepaw'd; -For ^w^ that's x3 the utmost of :33 his ;;w;; piwgwimage. uWu Exit PWOVOST ->_< ESCAWUS. :3 [Aside] xDD Weww, heaven :33 fowgive x3 him! ÚwÚ and :33 fowgive >_> us :33 aww! -;;w;; Some rise ^.^ by ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ by viwtue uWu faww; -;;w;; Some >w< wun from >_< bweaks of ice, ÚwÚ and answew nyonye, -xDD And x3 some condemnyed fow :3 a ;;w;; fauwt >_< awonye. - -Entew ELBOW ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with >_> FWOTH ÚwÚ and POMPEY - -;;w;; EWBOW. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing them :3 away; >_> if these be ÚwÚ good OwO peopwe uWu in :3 a ->_< commonweaw :3 that UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but use uWu theiw abuses uWu in ^w^ common ^-^ houses, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo UwU waw; ;;w;; bwing them xDD away. -OwO ANGEWO. How now, sir! x3 What's x3 youw :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -;;w;; EWBOW. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the poor Duke's constabwe, -ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is Ewbow; UwU I UwU do lean ;;w;; upon justice, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and UwU do ;;w;; bwing -uWu in OwO hewe >w< befowe x3 youw ÚwÚ good honour >w< two :3 nyotowious >_> benyefactows. -OwO ANGEWO. uWu Benyefactows! Weww- >_> what ^-^ benyefactows OwO awe >w< they? ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot -xDD mawefactows? -;;w;; EWBOW. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot weww >_> what ;;w;; they >_< awe; >_> but -OwO pwecise x3 viwwains ;;w;; they awe, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe :33 of, ÚwÚ and >_< void of aww -pwofanyation uWu in x3 the wowwd :3 that ÚwÚ good Chwistians ought to :3 have. ->_< ESCAWUS. This x3 comes x3 off well; hewe's :3 a uWu wise officer. -OwO ANGEWO. Go >w< to; >_> what ;;w;; quawity OwO awe ;;w;; they UwU of? ÚwÚ Ewbow >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? Why -dost xDD thou nyot :3 speak, ;;w;; Ewbow? -uWu POMPEY. >w< He cannot, siw; uWu he's x3 out uWu at :33 ewbow. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> What OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? -;;w;; EWBOW. ^-^ He, UwU siw? ^-^ A tapster, siw; ;;w;; pawcew-bawd; one :3 that sewves :3 a :33 bad ->_< woman; x3 whose house, ^w^ siw, UwU was, >_< as ;;w;; they say, ^w^ pwuck'd down uWu in x3 the -suburbs; ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ she >_< pwofesses :3 a UwU hot-house, ^w^ which, UwU I >_< think, >_> is :3 a -xDD vewy :33 iww ;;w;; house UwU too. ->_< ESCAWUS. How ^.^ knyow xDD you ^-^ that? -;;w;; EWBOW. OwO My >_< Wife, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ whom UwU I >w< detest >w< befowe heaven ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ honyouw- ->_< ESCAWUS. OwO How! >w< thy wife! -;;w;; EWBOW. Ay, siw; ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> thank ^.^ heaven, >_> is >w< an xDD honyest ^-^ woman- ->_< ESCAWUS. uWu Dost xDD thou >w< detest her >w< thewefowe? -;;w;; EWBOW. UwU I say, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww >w< detest mysewf xDD awso, >_< as weww >_< as uWu she, :3 that -ÚwÚ this house, >_> if >w< it be nyot :3 a bawd's house, >w< it >_> is pity of her :3 wife, -fow >w< it >_> is :3 a naughty ÚwÚ house. ->_< ESCAWUS. How dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow :3 that, constabwe? -;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wife; who, >_> if ^.^ she xDD had :33 been :3 a OwO woman -:33 cawdinyawwy ^w^ given, ^w^ might uWu have :33 been ^-^ accus'd uWu in fownyication, -^-^ aduwtewy, ÚwÚ and aww uWu uncweanwinyess :33 thewe. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ By x3 the xDD woman's :3 means? -;;w;; EWBOW. Ay, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by Mistress xDD Ovewdonye's uWu means; >_> but >_< as ^.^ she spit uWu in -:33 his >w< face, UwU so ^.^ she ^-^ defied ^.^ him. -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot :3 so. -;;w;; EWBOW. ^-^ Pwuv >w< it >w< befowe these varlets UwU hewe, xDD thou ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ man, -^-^ pwuv :3 it. ->_< ESCAWUS. Do xDD you hear >w< how ^.^ he >w< mispwaces? -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, ^.^ she ^-^ came uWu in great with child; ÚwÚ and wonging, OwO saving x3 youw -x3 honyouw's xDD wevewence, fow UwU stew'd >_< pwunyes. UwU Siw, ^.^ we xDD had >_> but >w< two uWu in x3 the -house, which uWu at :3 that xDD vewy >w< distant time >_> stood, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, uWu in :3 a -^w^ fwuit :33 dish, :3 a ^w^ dish of x3 some >w< thwee >_> pence; x3 youw honyouws uWu have :3 seen -xDD such OwO dishes; ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot China UwU dishes, >_> but xDD vewy ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ dishes. ->_< ESCAWUS. Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; nyo ;;w;; mattew fow x3 the :33 dish, sir. -uWu POMPEY. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, nyot of :3 a UwU pin; xDD you OwO awe thewein uWu in x3 the -right; >_> but to x3 the point. ;;w;; As UwU I say, ÚwÚ this Mistress Ewbow, x3 being, >_< as -UwU I say, with child, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being ^w^ gweat-bewwied, ÚwÚ and wonging, >_< as UwU I -said, fow ÚwÚ pwunyes; ÚwÚ and xDD having >_> but >w< two uWu in x3 the :33 dish, >_< as UwU I said, ->_< Mastew Fwoth UwU hewe, ÚwÚ this xDD vewy ^w^ man, xDD having eaten x3 the ^-^ west, >_< as UwU I -said, x3 and, >_< as UwU I say, ÚwÚ paying fow them xDD vewy >_< honyestwy; for, >_< as xDD you -knyow, >_< Mastew Fwoth, UwU I couwd nyot UwU give xDD you >w< thwee uWu pence ^w^ again- ->w< FWOTH. :3 Nyo, indeed. -uWu POMPEY. Very well; xDD you ^.^ being >w< then, >_> if xDD you be rememb'red, cwacking -x3 the ^.^ stonyes of x3 the xDD fowesaid ^-^ pwunyes- ->w< FWOTH. Ay, UwU so UwU I uWu did indeed. -uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy well; UwU I :3 tewwing xDD you >w< then, >_> if xDD you be rememb'red, -:3 that xDD such :3 a one ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a one :3 wewe x3 past >w< cuwe of x3 the ^.^ thing xDD you -uWu wot :33 of, ^w^ unwess ;;w;; they :33 kept xDD vewy ÚwÚ good ;;w;; diet, >_< as UwU I told :3 you- ->w< FWOTH. All ÚwÚ this >_> is true. -uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy weww ^.^ then- ->_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe :3 a tedious xDD foow. ;;w;; To x3 the >w< puwpose: >_> what UwU was -donye to Elbow's >w< wife :3 that ^.^ he hath cause to :3 compwain UwU of? :3 Come ;;w;; me -to >_> what UwU was donye to her. -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, x3 youw honour ;;w;; cannyot come to :3 that >_> yet. ->_< ESCAWUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, nor UwU I >_> mean >w< it not. -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, >_> but xDD you UwU shaww come to :33 it, ^.^ by x3 youw x3 honyouw's >_< weave. ^.^ And, -UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wook x3 into >_< Mastew Fwoth UwU hewe, ^w^ siw, :3 a x3 man of -^w^ fouwscowe ;;w;; pound :3 a yeaw; x3 whose >w< fathew >w< died uWu at Hawwowmas- :3 was't nyot -uWu at >w< Hawwowmas, >_< Mastew Fwoth? ->w< FWOTH. All-hallond eve. -uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy well; UwU I UwU hope OwO hewe be twuths. ^-^ He, ^w^ siw, :33 sitting, >_< as -UwU I say, uWu in :3 a >_< wowew xDD chaiw, siw; uWu 'twas uWu in x3 the ^w^ Bunch of Grapes, -where, :33 indeed, xDD you uWu have :3 a delight to ^.^ sit, uWu have xDD you ^w^ nyot? ->w< FWOTH. UwU I uWu have so; uWu because >w< it >_> is >w< an open room, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good fow winter. -uWu POMPEY. Why, xDD vewy weww :33 then; UwU I UwU hope OwO hewe be twuths. -OwO ANGEWO. This xDD wiww >w< wast x3 out :3 a >w< nyight uWu in >w< Wussia, -x3 When :33 nyights OwO awe xDD wongest uWu thewe; I'll OwO take x3 my weave, -xDD And OwO weave xDD you to x3 the hearing of x3 the >_< cause, -uWu Hoping you'ww find ÚwÚ good cause to whip them all. ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I think nyo :3 wess. ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 youw wowdship. -;;w;; [Exit ^-^ ANGEWO] >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, come xDD on; >_> what UwU was donye to Elbow's :3 wife, ->_> once UwU mowe? -uWu POMPEY. uWu Once?- sir. >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyothing donye to her OwO once. -;;w;; EWBOW. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^w^ ask ^.^ him >_> what ÚwÚ this x3 man uWu did to x3 my x3 wife. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw honyouw, ^w^ ask x3 me. ->_< ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, >_> what uWu did ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman to OwO hew? -uWu POMPEY. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, wook uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu gentweman's ;;w;; face. ^-^ Good ->_< Mastew Fwoth, wook ;;w;; upon :33 his honour; UwU 'tis fow :3 a ÚwÚ good puwpose. ^-^ Doth -x3 youw honour mark :33 his ^.^ face? ->_< ESCAWUS. Ay, ^w^ siw, xDD vewy well. -uWu POMPEY. Nyay, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, mark >w< it well. ->_< ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU do :3 so. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ Doth x3 youw honour >_> see xDD any x3 hawm uWu in :33 his ^.^ face? ->_< ESCAWUS. Why, >w< nyo. -uWu POMPEY. I'll be ^-^ suppos'd ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ book :33 his OwO face >_> is x3 the worst ^.^ thing -about ^.^ him. ^-^ Good :33 then; >_> if :33 his OwO face be x3 the worst ^.^ thing about :3 him, ->w< how couwd >_< Mastew Fwoth UwU do x3 the constabwe's >w< wife xDD any harm? UwU I ^.^ wouwd -^.^ knyow :3 that of x3 youw honyouw. ->_< ESCAWUS. He's uWu in x3 the wight, ^-^ constabwe; >_> what >_> say xDD you to :33 it? -;;w;; EWBOW. ^.^ Fiwst, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; house >_> is :3 a respected ^.^ house; next, -ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a respected fellow; ÚwÚ and :33 his mistwess >_> is :3 a respected -uWu woman. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ^w^ siw, :33 his >w< wife >_> is :3 a ^.^ mowe respected ÚwÚ pewson than -xDD any of >_> us all. -;;w;; EWBOW. UwU Vawwet, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; xDD thou liest, ^w^ wicket xDD vawwet; x3 the time >_> is -yet to come :3 that ^.^ she UwU was OwO evew respected with ^w^ man, ^w^ woman, ow -:33 chiwd. -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, ^.^ she UwU was respected with ^.^ him >w< befowe ^.^ he mawwied with her. ->_< ESCAWUS. >_< Which >_> is x3 the wiser UwU hewe, Justice ow >_< Inyiquity? Is ÚwÚ this -twue? -;;w;; EWBOW. x3 O xDD thou caitiff! x3 O xDD thou OwO vawwet! x3 O xDD thou wicked >_< Hannyibaw! UwU I -respected with her >w< befowe UwU I UwU was mawwied to >_> hew! ;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I UwU was -respected with hew, ow ^.^ she with uWu me, wet nyot x3 youw :33 wowship think ;;w;; me -x3 the poor Duke's officer. ^-^ Pwuv uWu this, xDD thou wicked :33 Hannyibaw, ow -I'll uWu have >_< minye uWu action of OwO batt'wy on thee. ->_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> took xDD you :3 a ^w^ box ^.^ o' x3 th' eaw, xDD you ^w^ might uWu have x3 youw -uWu action of ^-^ swandew UwU too. -;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship fow :3 it. >_> What :3 is't x3 youw -^w^ wowship's :3 pweasuwe UwU I UwU shaww UwU do with ÚwÚ this wicked OwO caitiff? ->_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ Twuwy, officer, uWu because ^.^ he hath x3 some :3 offences uWu in ^.^ him :3 that -xDD thou wouldst OwO discuvw >_> if xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, wet ^.^ him >w< continyue uWu in :33 his -;;w;; couwses >w< tiww xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >_> what ;;w;; they x3 awe. -;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_> thank x3 youw :33 wowship fow :3 it. ^.^ Thou >_< seest, xDD thou wicked -vawwet, now, UwU what's come ;;w;; upon >_< thee: xDD thou awt to >w< continyue now, -xDD thou xDD vawwet; xDD thou awt to continue. ->_< ESCAWUS. Whewe :3 wewe xDD you born, >w< fwiend? ->w< FWOTH. :3 Hewe uWu in ^.^ Viennya, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you of ^w^ fouwscowe uWu pounds :3 a OwO yeaw? ->w< FWOTH. Yes, UwU an't uWu pwease UwU you, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ So. >_> What OwO twade OwO awe xDD you :33 of, UwU siw? -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ A tapster, :3 a poor widow's tapster. ->_< ESCAWUS. uWu Youw >_< mistwess' :3 nyame? -uWu POMPEY. Mistress >_> Ovewdonye. ->_< ESCAWUS. >_< Hath ^.^ she xDD had xDD any ^.^ mowe than one OwO husband? -uWu POMPEY. Nine, siw; xDD Ovewdonye ^.^ by x3 the last. ->_< ESCAWUS. Nine! :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, >_< Mastew :33 Fwoth. >_< Mastew Fwoth, UwU I -^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you >_> acquainted with tapstews: ;;w;; they xDD wiww dwaw UwU you, ->_< Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ hang OwO them. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me -hear nyo ^.^ mowe of OwO you. ->w< FWOTH. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw UwU wowship. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I >_< nyevew come x3 into -xDD any >_> woom uWu in :3 a :3 taphouse >_> but UwU I ^w^ am drawn ^.^ in. ->_< ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, nyo ^.^ mowe of :33 it, >_< Mastew Froth; farewell. ;;w;; [Exit :33 FWOTH] -:3 Come xDD you ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, >_< Mastew Tapstew; UwU what's x3 youw :33 nyame, >_< Mastew -Tapstew? -uWu POMPEY. :3 Pompey. ->_< ESCAWUS. >_> What else? -uWu POMPEY. Bum, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. Troth, ÚwÚ and x3 youw bum >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ^.^ thing about uWu you; UwU so -:3 that, uWu in x3 the x3 beastwiest sense, xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ Pompey x3 the OwO Gweat. Pompey, -xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; pawtwy :3 a ^w^ bawd, Pompey, howsoever xDD you colour >w< it uWu in ^.^ being :3 a -tapster. ^w^ Awe xDD you ^w^ nyot? ^.^ Come, tell ;;w;; me true; >w< it UwU shaww be x3 the xDD bettew -fow OwO you. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fewwow :3 that ^.^ wouwd wive. ->_< ESCAWUS. How ^.^ wouwd xDD you x3 wive, xDD Pompey- ^.^ by ^.^ being :3 a >_< bawd? >_> What UwU do xDD you -think of x3 the twade, :3 Pompey? Is >w< it :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw trade? -uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If x3 the law ^.^ wouwd UwU awwow :33 it, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. OwO But x3 the law xDD wiww nyot UwU awwow :33 it, xDD Pompey; nor >w< it UwU shaww nyot be -UwU awwowed uWu in Vienna. -uWu POMPEY. ÚwÚ Does x3 youw :33 wowship >_> mean to xDD gewd ÚwÚ and x3 spway aww x3 the :33 youth of -x3 the ^-^ city? ->_< ESCAWUS. :3 Nyo, :3 Pompey. -uWu POMPEY. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, uWu in x3 my poor :33 opinyion, ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu to't UwU then. ;;w;; If -x3 youw :33 wowship xDD wiww OwO take order fow x3 the ÚwÚ dwabs ÚwÚ and x3 the knaves, xDD you ->_< nyeed nyot to feaw x3 the OwO bawds. ->_< ESCAWUS. >_> Thewe >_> is OwO pwetty x3 owdews beginnying, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you: >_> but >w< it ->_> is >_> but >_> heading ÚwÚ and OwO hanging. -uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> head ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang aww :3 that ^-^ offend :3 that uWu way >_> but fow ;;w;; ten -xDD yeaw together, you'ww be uWu gwad to UwU give x3 out :3 a OwO commission fow ^.^ mowe -heads; >_> if ÚwÚ this law howd uWu in OwO Viennya ;;w;; ten >w< yeaw, I'll OwO went x3 the >_> faiwest -;;w;; house uWu in :33 it, ÚwÚ aftew thweepence :3 a x3 bay. ;;w;; If xDD you ^w^ wive to >_> see ÚwÚ this come -to pass, >_> say ÚwÚ Pompey told xDD you :3 so. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ Thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good xDD Pompey; x3 and, uWu in wequitaw of x3 youw prophecy, -x3 hawk xDD you: UwU I ;;w;; advise UwU you, wet ;;w;; me nyot find xDD you >w< befowe ;;w;; me again ;;w;; upon -xDD any ^w^ compwaint x3 whatsoevew- no, nyot fow dwelling :3 whewe xDD you do; >_> if UwU I -UwU do, Pompey, UwU I UwU shaww xDD beat xDD you to x3 youw x3 tent, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv :3 a shrewd -Caesaw to uWu you; uWu in uWu pwain ^-^ deawing, Pompey, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have xDD you :3 whipt. -^w^ So fow ÚwÚ this time, Pompey, ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw :33 wowship fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good counsew; :3 [Aside] >_> but UwU I -UwU shaww ;;w;; fowwow >w< it >_< as x3 the >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye UwU shaww xDD bettew ^.^ detewminye. -Whip me? :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; wet carman whip :33 his :3 jade; -uWu The uWu vawiant heart's nyot x3 whipt x3 out of :33 his twade. uWu Exit ->_< ESCAWUS. :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew to uWu me, >_< Mastew Ewbow; come hithew, >_< Mastew -Constable. How ^-^ wong uWu have xDD you :33 been uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace of constabwe? -;;w;; EWBOW. ÚwÚ Seven xDD yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD hawf, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I ^-^ thought, ^.^ by x3 the readiness uWu in x3 the office, xDD you xDD had -continued uWu in >w< it x3 some uWu time. >_> You >_> say ÚwÚ seven years :33 togethew? -;;w;; EWBOW. xDD And :3 a xDD hawf, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it hath :33 been great ^w^ pains to you! ^-^ They UwU do xDD you wrong -to put xDD you UwU so ;;w;; oft :33 upon't. ^w^ Awe there nyot ;;w;; men uWu in x3 youw ward -sufficient to serve :33 it? -;;w;; EWBOW. Faith, ^w^ siw, x3 few of xDD any wit uWu in xDD such OwO mattews; >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe -:3 chosen, ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu gwad to choose ;;w;; me fow OwO them; UwU I UwU do >w< it fow x3 some -^.^ piece of monyey, ÚwÚ and OwO go ^w^ thwough with all. ->_< ESCAWUS. Wook UwU you, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the nyames of x3 some six ow >w< seven, x3 the -UwU most sufficient of x3 youw :33 pawish. -;;w;; EWBOW. ;;w;; To x3 youw ^w^ wowship's house, UwU siw? ->_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; To x3 my ÚwÚ house. >w< Fawe xDD you well. ;;w;; [Exit ^-^ EWBOW] -x3 What's o'clock, think you? -JUSTICE. UwU Eweven, sir. ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I pray xDD you ^.^ home to dinner with x3 me. -JUSTICE. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ It grieves ;;w;; me fow x3 the :33 death of ^w^ Cwaudio; -OwO But there's nyo UwU wemedy. -JUSTICE. Lord :3 Angewo >_> is severe. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ It >_> is >_> but nyeedfuw: -^w^ Mewcy >_> is nyot itsewf :3 that ;;w;; oft :33 wooks so; -^w^ Pawdon >_> is still x3 the nyuwse of second woe. -OwO But ^w^ yet, poor :33 Cwaudio! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU wemedy. -^.^ Come, sir. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in :33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew PWOVOST ÚwÚ and :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. He's hearing of :3 a cause; ^.^ he xDD wiww come stwaight. -I'll tell ^.^ him of OwO you. -UwU PWOVOST. >_> Pway xDD you xDD do. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] I'll ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ His pweasuwe; OwO may be ^.^ he xDD wiww wewent. ÚwÚ Awas, ->w< He hath >_> but >_< as uWu offended uWu in :3 a dream! -All :33 sects, aww x3 ages, ;;w;; smack of ÚwÚ this vice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -;;w;; To ^-^ die fow ÚwÚ 't! - -Entew ANGEWO - -OwO ANGEWO. >_> Nyow, UwU what's x3 the >w< mattew, Provost? -UwU PWOVOST. Is >w< it x3 youw xDD wiww OwO Cwaudio UwU shaww ^-^ die ^-^ to-mowwow? -OwO ANGEWO. Did nyot UwU I tell uWu thee yea? UwU Hadst xDD thou nyot >_< owdew? -Why dost xDD thou ^w^ ask ^w^ again? -UwU PWOVOST. Lest UwU I ^w^ might be ^w^ too wash; -;;w;; Undew x3 youw ÚwÚ good uWu cowwection, UwU I uWu have :3 seen -UwU When, ÚwÚ aftew execution, ^w^ judgment hath -^-^ Wepented ^-^ o'ew :33 his doom. -OwO ANGEWO. Go >w< to; wet :3 that be ^w^ minye. -Do xDD you x3 youw office, ow UwU give x3 up x3 youw pwace, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww weww be UwU spaw'd. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw x3 honyouw's pardon. ->_> What UwU shaww be :33 donye, ^w^ siw, with x3 the ;;w;; gwoanying Juliet? ->_> She's xDD vewy nyeaw her hour. -OwO ANGEWO. Dispose of her -;;w;; To x3 some ^.^ mowe fitter pwace, ÚwÚ and :3 that with ;;w;; speed. - -^.^ We-entew SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the :3 sistew of x3 the x3 man condemn'd -Desires x3 access to OwO you. -OwO ANGEWO. >_< Hath ^.^ he :3 a ^-^ sistew? -UwU PWOVOST. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; :3 a xDD vewy virtuous ;;w;; maid, -xDD And to be x3 showtwy of :3 a >_> sistewhood, -;;w;; If nyot >_< awweady. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD Weww, wet her be >w< admitted. uWu Exit SEWVANT -xDD See xDD you x3 the ÚwÚ fownyicatwess be remov'd; -Let her uWu have needful >_> but nyot ^.^ wavish uWu means; ->_> Thewe UwU shaww be order xDD fow't. - -Entew Lucio ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA - -UwU PWOVOST. >w< [Going] :3 Save x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! -OwO ANGEWO. OwO Stay :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Y'awe wewcome; UwU what's -x3 youw xDD wiww? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ woefuw suitor to x3 youw honyouw, -ÚwÚ Pwease >_> but x3 youw honour hear x3 me. -OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; UwU what's x3 youw suit? ->w< ISABEWWA. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 vice :3 that UwU most UwU I UwU do abhow, -xDD And UwU most ^.^ desiwe >_> shouwd :3 meet x3 the ^w^ bwow of justice; -For which UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ pwead, >_> but :3 that UwU I :3 must; -For which UwU I ^w^ must nyot ^-^ pwead, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am -At >w< waw 'twixt xDD wiww ÚwÚ and xDD wiww not. -OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; x3 the ^.^ mattew? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is condemn'd to :3 die; -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, wet >w< it be :33 his ^w^ fauwt, -xDD And nyot x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -UwU PWOVOST. :3 [Aside] uWu Heaven UwU give uWu thee >w< moving >_< gwaces. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD Condemn x3 the ;;w;; fauwt ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the :33 actow of :3 it! -Why, every fauwt's condemn'd ere >w< it be donye; -Mine :3 wewe x3 the xDD vewy cipher of :3 a UwU function, -;;w;; To OwO finye x3 the :33 fauwts x3 whose OwO finye >w< stands uWu in record, -xDD And wet OwO go ^.^ by x3 the actow. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >w< just >_> but severe xDD waw! -UwU I xDD had :3 a brother, UwU then. uWu Heaven >_< keep x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >_< Give't nyot ^-^ o'ew so; to ^.^ him OwO again, entweat :3 him, ->_> Knyeew down >w< befowe :3 him, ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon :33 his x3 gown; ->_> You OwO awe ^w^ too uWu cowd: >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd >_< nyeed :3 a :3 pin, ->_> You couwd nyot with ^.^ mowe >w< tame :3 a >_> tongue ^.^ desiwe :3 it. -;;w;; To :3 him, UwU I :3 say. ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 Must ^.^ he >_< nyeeds die? -OwO ANGEWO. >_< Maiden, nyo UwU wemedy. ->w< ISABEWWA. Yes; UwU I UwU do think :3 that xDD you ^w^ might UwU pawdon ^.^ him. -xDD And :3 nyeithew heaven nor x3 man UwU gwieve uWu at x3 the mercy. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< do't. ->w< ISABEWWA. OwO But ^.^ can UwU you, >_> if xDD you would? -OwO ANGEWO. x3 Wook, >_> what UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD do. ->w< ISABEWWA. OwO But ^w^ might xDD you ;;w;; do't, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the wowwd nyo wwong, -;;w;; If UwU so x3 youw >_< heawt :3 wewe touch'd with :3 that ^-^ wemowse -;;w;; As >_< minye >_> is to him? -OwO ANGEWO. He's sentenc'd; UwU 'tis ^w^ too UwU wate. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too cowd. ->w< ISABEWWA. Too uWu wate? Why, ^.^ nyo; I, :3 that UwU do speak :3 a word, -^-^ May caww >w< it back ;;w;; again. xDD Weww, ^-^ bewieve :33 this: -No ceremony :3 that to great ^-^ onyes longs, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the >_< king's >_< cwown nor x3 the uWu deputed uWu swowd, -uWu The marshal's ^w^ twuncheon nor x3 the uWu judge's ^.^ wobe, -Become them with one half UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a xDD gwace -;;w;; As xDD mewcy does. -;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_< as UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< as xDD he, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have slipp'd ^.^ wike him; >_> but xDD he, ^.^ wike UwU you, -Wouwd nyot uWu have :33 been UwU so uWu stewn. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> Pway xDD you be ;;w;; gonye. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to heaven UwU I xDD had x3 youw uWu potency, -xDD And xDD you :3 wewe Isabew! Should >w< it xDD then be >_< thus? -No; UwU I ^.^ wouwd tell >_> what >w< 'twewe to be :3 a OwO judge -xDD And >_> what :3 a ^w^ pwisonyew. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Ay, :33 touch him; there's x3 the vein. -OwO ANGEWO. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is :3 a forfeit of x3 the waw, -xDD And xDD you >_> but uWu waste x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Awas! ^-^ Awas! -Why, aww x3 the >w< souws :3 that :3 wewe :3 wewe forfeit once; -xDD And >w< He :3 that ^w^ might x3 the ;;w;; vantage best uWu have >_> took -x3 Found x3 out x3 the UwU wemedy. How ^.^ wouwd xDD you be -;;w;; If ^-^ He, which >_> is x3 the ;;w;; top of ^.^ judgment, >_> shouwd -OwO But OwO judge xDD you >_< as xDD you are? >_< O, think on :33 that; -xDD And xDD mewcy xDD then xDD wiww ;;w;; bweathe within x3 youw :3 wips, -Wike x3 man x3 nyew >_> made. -OwO ANGEWO. ^w^ Be xDD you UwU content, >w< faiw ^-^ maid. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the waw, nyot UwU I >_< condemn x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 my xDD kinsman, brother, ow x3 my x3 son, -^.^ It >_> shouwd be OwO thus with ^.^ him. >w< He ^w^ must ^-^ die ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ->w< ISABEWWA. To-mowwow! >_< O, ^w^ that's ^w^ sudden! ^w^ Spawe :3 him, ^-^ spawe ^.^ him. -He's nyot pwepaw'd fow death. Even fow UwU ouw x3 kitchens -We OwO kiww x3 the fowl of :3 season; UwU shaww ^.^ we serve heaven -With less wespect than ^.^ we UwU do xDD minyistew -;;w;; To UwU ouw gwoss selves? OwO Good, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ bethink OwO you. -Who >_> is >w< it :3 that hath >w< died fow ÚwÚ this x3 offence? ->_> Thewe's UwU many uWu have >_> committed :3 it. -LUCIO. :3 [Aside] Ay, weww UwU said. -OwO ANGEWO. uWu The law hath nyot :33 been >_< dead, ^w^ though >w< it hath uWu swept. ->w< Those UwU many xDD had nyot ^w^ daw'd to UwU do :3 that eviw -;;w;; If x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that uWu did x3 th' edict infringe -xDD Had x3 answew'd fow :33 his UwU deed. Now UwU 'tis >w< awake, -Takes ^-^ nyote of >_> what >_> is :33 donye, x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU pwophet, -Looks uWu in :3 a gwass :3 that >_< shows >_> what ÚwÚ futuwe UwU eviws- -^-^ Eithew nyow ow ^.^ by >_< wemissnyess x3 nyew x3 conceiv'd, -xDD And UwU so uWu in ^w^ pwogwess to be ÚwÚ hatch'd ÚwÚ and bown- -^w^ Awe nyow to uWu have nyo ;;w;; successive ÚwÚ degwees, -OwO But OwO hewe ;;w;; they ^w^ wive to OwO end. ->w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Yet x3 show x3 some >_> pity. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I x3 show >w< it UwU most of aww when UwU I x3 show justice; -For xDD then UwU I pity UwU those UwU I UwU do nyot knyow, ->_< Which :3 a OwO dismiss'd offence ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ aftew x3 gaww, -xDD And UwU do ^.^ him >w< wight :3 that, answewing one fouw wwong, -Wives nyot to ;;w;; act anyothew. ^w^ Be >_< satisfied; -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew dies to-morrow; be OwO content. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ So xDD you ^w^ must be x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that ;;w;; gives ÚwÚ this xDD sentence, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ suffews. >_< O, >w< it >_> is :3 excewwent -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a ;;w;; giant's ^w^ stwength! OwO But >w< it >_> is tywannyous -;;w;; To use >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ giant. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >w< That's weww UwU said. ->w< ISABEWWA. Could great ;;w;; men >_> thundew -;;w;; As Juv >_< himsewf >w< does, Juv ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew be ^w^ quiet, -For every >_< pewting petty officer -Wouwd use :33 his heaven fow thundew, -Nyothing >_> but thunder. Mewcifuw Heaven, -^.^ Thou UwU wathew, with >w< thy ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and UwU suwphuwous bolt, -Spwits x3 the unwedgeabwe ÚwÚ and gnarled ÚwÚ oak -Than x3 the soft ÚwÚ mywtwe. OwO But ^w^ man, OwO pwoud ^w^ man, -Dwess'd uWu in :3 a xDD wittwe bwief ÚwÚ authowity, -:3 Most ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what uWu he's UwU most UwU assuw'd, -ÚwÚ His :3 gwassy >_< essence, ^.^ wike >w< an angry >_< ape, ->w< Pways xDD such ^.^ fantastic tricks >w< befowe xDD high heaven -;;w;; As x3 makes x3 the ^-^ angews ^.^ weep; who, with UwU ouw speens, -Wouwd aww x3 themsewves laugh mowtaw. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] >_< O, to :3 him, to :3 him, ^-^ wench! >w< He xDD wiww relent; -He's >w< coming; UwU I >_> pewceive :3 't. -UwU PWOVOST. :3 [Aside] >_> Pway heaven ^.^ she x3 win ^.^ him. ->w< ISABEWWA. We ;;w;; cannyot >w< weigh UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew with ourself. -UwU Gweat ;;w;; men OwO may xDD jest with UwU saints: UwU 'tis wit uWu in OwO them; -OwO But uWu in x3 the less fouw pwofanyation. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] ^w^ Thou'wt :33 i' x3 th' wight, girl; ^.^ mowe ^.^ o' x3 that. ->w< ISABEWWA. :33 That uWu in x3 the captain's >_> but :3 a :3 chowewic ;;w;; wowd ->_< Which uWu in x3 the soldier >_> is flat blasphemy. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Awt >_> avis'd ^.^ o' ^-^ that? uWu Mowe ^.^ on't. -OwO ANGEWO. Why UwU do xDD you put these UwU sayings ;;w;; upon me? ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< Because ÚwÚ authowity, ^w^ though >w< it OwO eww ^.^ wike ^w^ othews, ->_< Hath yet :3 a uWu kind of medicinye uWu in itsewf -:33 That ÚwÚ skins x3 the :33 vice ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> top. Go to x3 youw x3 bosom, -Knock thewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask x3 youw >_< heawt >_> what >w< it xDD doth ^.^ knyow ->w< That's ^.^ wike x3 my brother's ^-^ fauwt. ;;w;; If >w< it x3 confess -^-^ A natural ^.^ guiwtinyess xDD such >_< as >_> is his, -Let >w< it nyot >_> sound :3 a xDD thought ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_> tongue -^w^ Against x3 my brother's life. -OwO ANGEWO. :3 [Aside] :33 She speaks, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ->w< Such sense :3 that x3 my sense breeds with ^w^ it.- >w< Fawe xDD you well. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ Gentwe x3 my uWu wowd, turn back. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ bethink x3 me. :3 Come again ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^.^ Hawk >w< how I'll bribe uWu you; ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, turn back. -OwO ANGEWO. How, bribe me? ->w< ISABEWWA. Ay, with xDD such ^.^ gifts :3 that heaven UwU shaww share with OwO you. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA) >_> You xDD had marr'd aww ewse. ->w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Nyot with fond sicwes of x3 the tested ^.^ gowd, -:33 Ow ^w^ stonyes, x3 whose wate OwO awe xDD eithew rich ow poor -;;w;; As ^w^ fancy :3 vawues OwO them; >_> but with true >_< pwayews -:33 That UwU shaww be x3 up uWu at heaven ÚwÚ and enter there -Ere sun-wise, >_< pwayews from ^w^ pwesewved souws, -Fwom ;;w;; fasting >_< maids, x3 whose minds OwO awe dedicate -;;w;; To >_< nyothing OwO tempowaw. -OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; come to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -LUCIO. :33 [To ISABEWWA] Go >w< to; UwU 'tis well; xDD away. ->w< ISABEWWA. uWu Heaven >_< keep x3 youw honour OwO safe! -OwO ANGEWO. :3 [Aside] OwO Amen; fow UwU I -^w^ Am :3 that uWu way x3 going to ^-^ temptation -Whewe >_< pwayews cross. ->w< ISABEWWA. At >_> what >_> houw to-mowwow -Shall UwU I >_< attend x3 youw x3 wowdship? -OwO ANGEWO. At xDD any time 'fore xDD nyoon. ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 Save x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! Exeunt aww >_> but ANGEWO -OwO ANGEWO. Fwom ÚwÚ thee; even from >w< thy >_> viwtue! -x3 What's uWu this, UwU what's :3 this? Is ÚwÚ this her ;;w;; fauwt ow mine? -uWu The >_> temptew ow x3 the x3 tempted, who :3 sins ^-^ most? -uWu Ha! -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ she; nor xDD doth ^.^ she >w< tempt; >_> but >w< it >_> is UwU I -^.^ That, lying ^.^ by x3 the violet uWu in x3 the sun, -Do >_< as x3 the OwO cawwion >w< does, nyot >_< as x3 the flow'r, -Corrupt with virtuous ^.^ season. UwU Can >w< it be -:33 That ÚwÚ modesty OwO may ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ betway UwU ouw sense -Than xDD woman's >w< wightnyess? >_> Having uWu waste x3 gwound UwU enyough, -Shall ^.^ we ^.^ desiwe to x3 waze x3 the ^w^ sanctuawy, -xDD And ^w^ pitch UwU ouw ;;w;; eviws OwO thewe? >_< O, >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! ->_> What dost UwU thou, ow >_> what awt UwU thou, x3 Angewo? -uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ desiwe her foully fow UwU those ^.^ things -:33 That >_< make her good? >_< O, wet her ÚwÚ bwothew x3 wive! -Thieves fow uWu theiw robbery uWu have ÚwÚ authowity -x3 When judges ^.^ steaw x3 themsewves. What, UwU do UwU I wuv hew, -:33 That UwU I ^.^ desiwe to hear her speak OwO again, -xDD And >_> feast ;;w;; upon her uWu eyes? >_> What :3 is't UwU I dweam ^-^ on? -x3 O x3 cunnying enyemy, :3 that, to catch :3 a UwU saint, -With ^-^ saints dost x3 bait >w< thy :3 hook! :3 Most uWu dangewous -Is :3 that ^-^ temptation :3 that xDD doth ^-^ goad >_> us on -;;w;; To x3 sin uWu in >w< woving ÚwÚ viwtue. xDD Nyevew couwd x3 the ^w^ stwumpet, -With aww her :3 doubwe OwO vigouw, awt ÚwÚ and nyatuwe, -Once stir x3 my ^-^ tempew; >_> but ÚwÚ this virtuous >_< maid -^w^ Subdues ;;w;; me quite. ^w^ Evew >w< tiww now, -x3 When ;;w;; men :3 wewe fond, UwU I ^w^ smiw'd ÚwÚ and x3 wond'wed ^.^ how. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A :3 pwison - -OwO Entew, ;;w;; sevewawwy, ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as :3 a :3 FWIAW, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST - -x3 DUKE. Hail to UwU you, ÚwÚ Pwovost! UwU so UwU I think xDD you x3 awe. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :33 Pwovost. x3 What's x3 youw :33 wiww, ÚwÚ good friar? -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Bound ^.^ by x3 my xDD chawity ÚwÚ and x3 my bwest order, -UwU I come to x3 visit x3 the afflicted ;;w;; spiwits -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the x3 pwison. Do ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ common >w< wight -;;w;; To wet ;;w;; me >_> see ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow -uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of uWu theiw >_< cwimes, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD minyistew -;;w;; To them :3 accowdingwy. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do ^.^ mowe than :3 that, >_> if ^.^ mowe :3 wewe nyeedfuw. - -Entew ;;w;; JUWIET - -x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes onye; :3 a :33 gentwewoman of >_> minye, -UwU Who, falling uWu in x3 the ^w^ fwaws of her UwU own youth, ->_< Hath ^.^ bwistew'd her report. :33 She >_> is with child; -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that ^w^ got :33 it, >w< sentenc'd- :3 a xDD young x3 man -uWu Mowe ;;w;; fit to UwU do anyothew xDD such offence -Than ^-^ die fow UwU this. -x3 DUKE. x3 When ^w^ must ^.^ he die? -UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU do >_< think, ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -:33 [To ;;w;; JUWIET] UwU I uWu have x3 pwovided fow uWu you; xDD stay ^-^ awhiwe -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww be >_< conducted. -x3 DUKE. uWu Wepent UwU you, >w< faiw one, of x3 the x3 sin xDD you :33 cawwy? -JULIET. UwU I do; ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 the ^-^ shame UwU most :33 patientwy. -x3 DUKE. I'll >_< teach xDD you >w< how xDD you UwU shaww arraign x3 youw OwO conscience, -xDD And >_> twy x3 youw :3 penyitence, >_> if >w< it be >_> sound -:33 Ow UwU howwowwy put :3 on. -JULIET. I'll gwadwy UwU weawn. -x3 DUKE. Wuv xDD you x3 the x3 man :3 that wrong'd you? -JULIET. Yes, >_< as UwU I wuv x3 the OwO woman :3 that wrong'd ^.^ him. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ So >w< then, >w< it seems, x3 youw UwU most >w< offencefuw ;;w;; act -Was OwO mutuawwy :33 committed. -JULIET. x3 Mutuawwy. -x3 DUKE. UwU Then UwU was x3 youw x3 sin of heaview uWu kind than ÚwÚ his. -JULIET. UwU I UwU do x3 confess :33 it, ÚwÚ and wepent :33 it, :33 fathew. -x3 DUKE. 'Tis :3 meet >_> so, ;;w;; daughtew; >_> but xDD west xDD you UwU do wepent -;;w;; As :3 that x3 the x3 sin hath ^.^ bwought xDD you to ÚwÚ this UwU shame, ->_< Which sorrow >_> is awways toward ;;w;; ouwsewves, nyot ^.^ heaven, -^.^ Showing ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd nyot ^-^ spawe heaven >_< as ^.^ we wuv :33 it, -OwO But >_< as ^.^ we stand uWu in >w< feaw- -JULIET. UwU I UwU do wepent ;;w;; me >_< as >w< it >_> is >w< an x3 eviw, -xDD And OwO take x3 the ^-^ shame with ^-^ joy. -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe rest. -uWu Youw pawtnyew, >_< as UwU I heaw, ^w^ must ^-^ die ^.^ to-mowwow, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am x3 going with :33 instwuction to ^.^ him. -Gwace OwO go with you! Benedicite! uWu Exit -JULIET. :3 Must ^-^ die ^.^ to-mowwow! >_< O, xDD injuwious waw, -:33 That wespites ;;w;; me :3 a >w< wife x3 whose xDD vewy uWu comfowt -Is still :3 a dying >_> howwow! -UwU PWOVOST. 'Tis pity of ^.^ him. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -:33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ANGEWO - -OwO ANGEWO. x3 When UwU I ^.^ wouwd pray ÚwÚ and >_< think, UwU I think ÚwÚ and pray -;;w;; To sevewaw xDD subjects. uWu Heaven hath x3 my :33 empty wowds, -Whilst x3 my invention, hearing nyot x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -Anchors on ÚwÚ Isabew. uWu Heaven uWu in x3 my uWu mouth, -;;w;; As >_> if UwU I uWu did >_> but >w< onwy chew :33 his :33 nyame, -xDD And uWu in x3 my >_< heawt x3 the >w< stwong ÚwÚ and xDD swewwing eviw -Of x3 my conception. uWu The >w< state wheweon UwU I xDD studied -Is, ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ thing ^.^ being often wead, -Grown sewe ÚwÚ and :33 tedious; >w< yea, x3 my gravity, -Whewein- wet nyo x3 man hear me- UwU I OwO take pride, -Could UwU I with ^w^ boot change fow >w< an idle plume ->_< Which x3 the ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ beats fow OwO vain. x3 O pwace, x3 O ÚwÚ fowm, -How often dost xDD thou with >w< thy case, >w< thy habit, -Wrench OwO awe from :3 foows, ÚwÚ and :33 tie x3 the wiser >w< souws -;;w;; To >w< thy UwU fawse >_> seeming! :33 Bwood, xDD thou awt blood. -:3 Wet's >w< wwite OwO 'good >_> angew' on x3 the >_> deviw's ^-^ hown; -'Tis nyot x3 the >_> deviw's >w< cwest. - -Entew SEWVANT - -How now, OwO who's OwO thewe? -SEWVANT. x3 Onye Isabel, :3 a ^-^ sistew, desiwes x3 access to OwO you. -OwO ANGEWO. :3 Teach her x3 the >_> way. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] x3 O OwO heavens! -Why does x3 my :3 bwood OwO thus muster to x3 my uWu heawt, -^.^ Making both >w< it xDD unyabwe fow itsewf -xDD And >_> dispossessing aww x3 my othew parts -Of ^.^ nyecessawy fitnyess? -^w^ So :33 pway x3 the >_< foowish x3 thwongs with one :3 that ÚwÚ swoons; -:3 Come aww to OwO hewp :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ stop x3 the ^w^ aiw -^-^ By which ^.^ he >_> shouwd >w< wevive; ÚwÚ and even UwU so -uWu The general x3 subject to :3 a x3 weww-wish'd x3 king -uWu Quit uWu theiw UwU own >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ obsequious fondness -Crowd to :33 his >_> pwesence, :3 whewe uWu theiw untaught wuv -:3 Must >_< nyeeds appeaw OwO offence. - -Entew >_> ISABEWWA - -How now, >w< faiw maid? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am come to ^.^ knyow x3 youw pleasure. -OwO ANGEWO. :33 That xDD you ^w^ might ^.^ knyow >w< it ^.^ wouwd much xDD bettew uWu pwease ;;w;; me -Than to ;;w;; demand >_> what UwU 'tis. uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; cannyot wive. ->w< ISABEWWA. Even so! uWu Heaven >_< keep x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! -OwO ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Yet OwO may ^.^ he ^w^ wive awhiwe, x3 and, >w< it OwO may be, -;;w;; As ^-^ wong >_< as xDD you ow x3 I; yet ^.^ he ^w^ must die. ->w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Undew x3 youw ^-^ sentence? -OwO ANGEWO. xDD Yea. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ When? UwU I :33 beseech uWu you; :3 that uWu in :33 his wepwieve, -Wongew ow shorter, ^.^ he OwO may be UwU so :3 fitted -:33 That :33 his :3 souw >w< sicken not. -OwO ANGEWO. uWu Ha! OwO Fie, these :33 fiwthy UwU vices! ^.^ It :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good -;;w;; To UwU pawdon ^.^ him :3 that hath from ÚwÚ nyatuwe :3 stow'n -^-^ A x3 man xDD awweady made, >_< as to :3 wemit -^-^ Theiw ^w^ saucy sweetness :3 that UwU do ^-^ coin heaven's x3 image -^w^ In stamps :3 that OwO awe forbid; UwU 'tis aww >_< as ^w^ easy -;;w;; Fawsewy to OwO take OwO away :3 a >w< wife true UwU made -;;w;; As to put >_< metaw uWu in :33 westwainyed means -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a UwU fawse onye. ->w< ISABEWWA. 'Tis uWu set down UwU so uWu in ^.^ heaven, >_> but nyot uWu in ;;w;; eawth. -OwO ANGEWO. x3 Say xDD you so? UwU Then UwU I UwU shaww pose xDD you >w< quickwy. ->_< Which xDD had xDD you rather- :3 that x3 the UwU most >w< just law -Now >_> took x3 youw brother's :33 wife; or, to xDD wedeem :3 him, -Give x3 up x3 youw >w< body to xDD such x3 sweet uncleanness -;;w;; As ^.^ she :3 that ^.^ he hath ^w^ stain'd? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU Siw, ^-^ bewieve :33 this: -UwU I xDD had rather UwU give x3 my >w< body than x3 my ^-^ souw. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I tawk nyot of x3 youw ^.^ souw; UwU ouw OwO compeww'd :3 sins -;;w;; Stand ^.^ mowe fow ^w^ nyumbew than fow accompt. ->w< ISABEWWA. How >_> say you? -OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, I'll nyot :33 wawwant :33 that; fow UwU I ^.^ can speak -^w^ Against x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I :3 say. Answer to :33 this: -I, nyow x3 the uWu voice of x3 the wecowded waw, -:33 Pwonyounce :3 a :33 sentence on x3 youw brother's :33 wife; -^.^ Might there nyot be :3 a xDD chawity uWu in x3 sin -;;w;; To :3 save ÚwÚ this brother's :33 wife? ->w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to ;;w;; do't, -I'll OwO take >w< it >_< as :3 a peril to x3 my :3 souw -^.^ It >_> is nyo x3 sin uWu at all, >_> but charity. -OwO ANGEWO. Pleas'd xDD you to do't uWu at peril of x3 youw x3 souw, -^.^ Wewe equal ^.^ poise of x3 sin ÚwÚ and charity. ->w< ISABEWWA. :33 That UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ beg :33 his :3 wife, >_> if >w< it be ^w^ sin, -uWu Heaven wet ;;w;; me UwU beaw :3 it! >_> You ÚwÚ gwanting of x3 my ^.^ suit, -;;w;; If :3 that be ^w^ sin, I'll >_< make >w< it x3 my ;;w;; mown :3 pwayew -;;w;; To uWu have >w< it >_< added to x3 the :33 fauwts of >_> minye, -xDD And >_< nyothing of x3 youw answer. -OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, >_> but hear OwO me; -uWu Youw sense puwsues nyot minye; xDD eithew xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ ignyowant -:33 Ow xDD seem >_> so, ;;w;; cwaftiwy; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's nyot UwU good. ->w< ISABEWWA. Let ;;w;; me be ignorant, ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< nyothing ÚwÚ good -OwO But x3 gwaciouswy to ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^-^ bettew. -OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Thus ^.^ wisdom wishes to appeaw UwU most uWu bwight -x3 When >w< it xDD doth ÚwÚ tax >_< itsewf; >_< as these black ^-^ masks -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim >w< an >_> enshiewded beauty ;;w;; ten times :33 woudew -Than beauty couwd, display'd. OwO But mark ;;w;; me: -;;w;; To be uWu weceived pwain, I'll speak ^.^ mowe >_> gwoss- -uWu Youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is to die. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ So. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD And :33 his offence >_> is >_> so, >_< as >w< it appeaws, -Accountant to x3 the law ;;w;; upon :3 that OwO pain. ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 Twue. -OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Admit nyo othew uWu way to :3 save :33 his :3 wife, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu subscwibe nyot :3 that, nor xDD any ÚwÚ othew, -But, uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss of ^.^ question, :3 that UwU you, :33 his ^-^ sistew, -Finding >_> youwsewf desir'd of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ pewson ->_< Whose cwedit with x3 the ^w^ judge, ow UwU own great pwace, -Could :3 fetch x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew from x3 the >w< manyacwes -Of x3 the >_< aww-binding UwU waw; ÚwÚ and :3 that there :3 wewe -No ÚwÚ eawthwy >_> mean to :3 save ^.^ him >_> but :3 that xDD eithew ->_> You ^w^ must uWu way down x3 the :3 tweasuwes of x3 youw >w< body -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this supposed, ow >_> ewse to wet ^.^ him >w< suffew- ->_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^-^ do? ->w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; As much fow x3 my poor ÚwÚ bwothew >_< as >_< mysewf; -:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 wewe UwU I :33 undew x3 the terms of UwU death, -xDD Th' x3 impwession of >_> keen OwO whips ;;w;; I'd ^-^ weaw >_< as rubies, -xDD And stwip mysewf to :33 death >_< as to :3 a x3 bed -:33 That OwO wonging uWu have :33 been >w< sick for, ere ;;w;; I'd yield -OwO My >w< body x3 up to ;;w;; shame. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU Then ^w^ must x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew die. ->w< ISABEWWA. xDD And >w< 'twewe x3 the ^.^ cheapew >_< way: -uWu Bettew >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >w< died uWu at >_> once -Than :3 that :3 a ^-^ sistew, ^.^ by redeeming :3 him, -Should ^-^ die fow ever. -OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Wewe nyot UwU you, >w< then, >_< as UwU cwuew >_< as x3 the :33 sentence -:33 That xDD you uWu have UwU swandew'd so? ->w< ISABEWWA. Ignominy uWu in wansom ÚwÚ and fwee UwU pawdon -^w^ Awe of >w< two :33 houses: ÚwÚ wawfuw xDD mewcy -Is >_< nyothing ^-^ kin to fouw redemption. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> You ^w^ seem'd of wate to >_< make x3 the law :3 a tyrant; -xDD And rather ^.^ pwov'd x3 the x3 swiding of x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew -^-^ A ^.^ mewwiment than :3 a >w< vice. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^.^ It ;;w;; oft ^w^ fawws ^.^ out, -;;w;; To uWu have >_> what ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd have, ^.^ we speak nyot >_> what ^.^ we UwU mean: -UwU I ^-^ something UwU do UwU excuse x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^-^ hate -For :33 his ^w^ advantage :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ deawwy love. -OwO ANGEWO. We OwO awe aww frail. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ Ewse wet x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> die, -;;w;; If nyot :3 a fedary >_> but >w< onwy ^.^ he -Owe ÚwÚ and >_< succeed >w< thy weakness. -OwO ANGEWO. Nyay, x3 women OwO awe frail UwU too. ->w< ISABEWWA. Ay, >_< as x3 the glasses :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 view ^.^ themsewves, ->_< Which OwO awe >_< as ^w^ easy broke >_< as ;;w;; they >_< make fowms. -xDD Women, OwO hewp :3 heaven! OwO Men uWu theiw :3 cweation >_> maw -^w^ In ;;w;; pwofiting ^.^ by OwO them. Nyay, caww >_> us ;;w;; ten times frail; -For ^.^ we OwO awe soft >_< as UwU ouw UwU compwexions awe, -xDD And credulous to UwU fawse >_> pwints. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I think >w< it well; -xDD And from ÚwÚ this testimony of x3 youw UwU own ;;w;; sex, -Since UwU I ^.^ suppose ^.^ we OwO awe UwU made to be nyo stronger -Than :33 fauwts OwO may ;;w;; shake UwU ouw ^.^ fwames, wet ;;w;; me be bowd. -UwU I UwU do ;;w;; awwest x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. ^w^ Be :3 that xDD you awe, -:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a >_< woman; >_> if xDD you be >_> mowe, ÚwÚ you'we x3 nyonye; -;;w;; If xDD you be one, >_< as xDD you OwO awe weww express'd -^-^ By aww ÚwÚ extewnyaw >_< wawwants, x3 show >w< it nyow -^-^ By ^.^ putting on x3 the ^w^ destin'd >w< wivewy. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have nyo >_> tongue >_> but onye; gentwe, x3 my uWu wowd, -Let ;;w;; me xDD intweat xDD you speak x3 the xDD fowmew >_> wanguage. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU Pwainwy xDD conceive, UwU I wuv OwO you. ->w< ISABEWWA. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew uWu did wuv Juwiet, -xDD And xDD you tell ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ die xDD fow't. -OwO ANGEWO. >w< He UwU shaww >_> nyot, Isabel, >_> if xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me love. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw viwtue hath :3 a x3 wicense OwO in't, ->_< Which ;;w;; seems :3 a xDD wittwe fouwew than >w< it ;;w;; is, -;;w;; To pluck on ÚwÚ othews. -OwO ANGEWO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, on >_< minye honyouw, -OwO My wowds express x3 my puwpose. ->w< ISABEWWA. uWu Ha! xDD wittwe honour to be much uWu bewiev'd, -xDD And UwU most pewnyicious puwpose! Seeming, >_> seeming! -UwU I xDD wiww :3 pwocwaim ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Angewo, wook xDD fow't. -:33 Sign ;;w;; me :3 a xDD pwesent UwU pawdon fow x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -:3 Ow, with >w< an ;;w;; outstwetch'd throat, I'll tell x3 the wowwd >_< awoud ->_> What x3 man xDD thou art. -OwO ANGEWO. Who xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve ÚwÚ thee, Isabel? -OwO My >_> unsoiw'd :33 nyame, x3 th' austereness of x3 my :3 wife, -OwO My ÚwÚ vouch OwO against UwU you, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwace :33 i' x3 th' state, -Will UwU so x3 youw :33 accusation overweigh -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww stifwe uWu in x3 youw UwU own wepowt, -xDD And smell of >_< cawumny. UwU I uWu have begun, -xDD And nyow UwU I UwU give x3 my sensual race x3 the >_< wein: -Fit >w< thy >_< consent to x3 my ^-^ shawp x3 appetite; -Way ^.^ by aww nyicety ÚwÚ and pwowixious blushes -:33 That banyish >_> what ;;w;; they sue ^w^ fow; xDD wedeem >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew -^-^ By yiewding x3 up >w< thy >w< body to x3 my :33 wiww; -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ he ^w^ must nyot >w< onwy ^-^ die x3 the UwU death, -OwO But >w< thy unkindnyess UwU shaww :33 his :33 death dwaw x3 out -;;w;; To x3 wing'wing sufferance. Answer ;;w;; me ^.^ to-mowwow, -:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the :3 affection :3 that nyow xDD guides ;;w;; me :3 most, -I'll ^-^ pwuv :3 a tyrant to ^.^ him. ;;w;; As fow UwU you, -x3 Say >_> what xDD you >_< can: x3 my UwU fawse ÚwÚ o'ewweighs x3 youw true. uWu Exit ->w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >_> shouwd UwU I UwU compwain? Did UwU I tell uWu this, -Who ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bewieve me? x3 O :33 pewiwous mouths -:33 That UwU beaw uWu in them one ÚwÚ and x3 the sewf-same >_> tongue -^-^ Eithew of condemnyation ow approof, -xDD Bidding x3 the law >_< make :3 cuwtsy to uWu theiw :33 wiww; -OwO Hooking both >w< wight ÚwÚ and wrong to x3 th' uWu appetite, -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow >_< as >w< it ^.^ dwaws! I'll to x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -;;w;; Though ^.^ he hath fall'n ^.^ by ÚwÚ pwomptuwe of x3 the bwood, -ÚwÚ Yet hath ^.^ he uWu in ^.^ him xDD such :3 a ^-^ mind of honour -^.^ That, xDD had ^.^ he ÚwÚ twenty heads to xDD tendew down -On ÚwÚ twenty bwoody ;;w;; bwocks, >w< he'd yield them x3 up -^.^ Befowe :33 his :3 sistew >_> shouwd her >w< body >_< stoop -;;w;; To xDD such >_> abhoww'd x3 powwution. -Then, Isabel, ^w^ wive chaste, x3 and, brother, die: -uWu Mowe than UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is UwU ouw >_< chastity. -I'll tell ^.^ him yet of >w< Angewo's ÚwÚ wequest, -xDD And ;;w;; fit :33 his ^-^ mind to UwU death, fow :33 his x3 souw's rest. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The :3 pwison - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as x3 befowe, :33 CWAUDIO, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST - -x3 DUKE. So, xDD then xDD you UwU hope of UwU pawdon from Lord x3 Angewo? -CLAUDIO. uWu The >w< misewabwe uWu have nyo othew medicinye -OwO But >w< onwy >_> hope: -UwU I uWu have UwU hope to Eve, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am pwepaw'd to die. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be ^w^ absowute fow ÚwÚ death; xDD eithew :33 death ow >w< wife -Shall theweby be x3 the :33 sweetew. ^w^ Weason OwO thus with life. -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do wose ÚwÚ thee, UwU I UwU do wose :3 a ^.^ thing -:33 That >_< nyonye >_> but foows ^.^ wouwd keep. ^-^ A UwU bweath xDD thou awt, -Sewviwe to aww x3 the >w< skyey uWu infwuences, -:33 That dost ÚwÚ this ^w^ habitation :3 whewe xDD thou :3 keep'st -:3 Houwwy affwict. Mewewy, xDD thou awt UwU Death's foow; -For ^.^ him xDD thou >w< wabouw'st ^.^ by >w< thy :33 fwight to UwU shun -xDD And yet >w< wun'st toward ^.^ him xDD stiww. ^.^ Thou awt nyot noble; -For aww x3 th' accommodations :3 that xDD thou >_< beaw'st -^w^ Awe nurs'd ^.^ by basenyess. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; 'wt ^.^ by nyo means valiant; -For xDD thou dost feaw x3 the soft ÚwÚ and xDD tendew ^w^ fowk -Of :3 a poor ÚwÚ wowm. x3 Thy best of xDD west >_> is sweep, -xDD And :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; oft provok'st; yet grossly ^w^ feaw'st -x3 Thy UwU death, which >_> is nyo more. ^.^ Thou awt nyot xDD thysewf; -For xDD thou uWu exists on UwU many :3 a thousand :33 gwains -:33 That x3 issue x3 out of dust. Happy xDD thou awt x3 nyot; -For >_> what xDD thou x3 hast >_> nyot, still xDD thou ;;w;; stwiv'st to ÚwÚ get, -xDD And >_> what xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, :3 fowget'st. ^.^ Thou awt nyot ^-^ cewtain; -For >w< thy >_< compwexion ^.^ shifts to ;;w;; stwange ^-^ effects, ->w< Aftew x3 the x3 moon. ;;w;; If xDD thou awt rich, >w< thou'wt poor; -For, ^.^ wike >w< an >w< ass x3 whose back with UwU ingots xDD bows, -^.^ Thou >_< beaw'st >w< thy x3 heavy ^w^ wiches >_> but :3 a jouwnyey, -xDD And >_> Death UwU unwoads thee. >_> Fwiend x3 hast xDD thou x3 nyonye; -For ^.^ thinye UwU own bowels which UwU do caww uWu thee >w< siwe, -uWu The mere ^.^ effusion of >w< thy OwO pwopew >_< woins, -Do UwU cuwse x3 the OwO gout, :3 sewpigo, ÚwÚ and x3 the rheum, -For >w< ending uWu thee nyo soonyew. ^.^ Thou x3 hast nor :33 youth nor age, -But, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, >w< an >_> aftew-dinnyew's sweep, -Dweaming on both; fow aww >w< thy blessed :33 youth ->_> Becomes >_< as aged, ÚwÚ and xDD doth ÚwÚ beg x3 the :3 awms -Of palsied ewd; ÚwÚ and when xDD thou awt ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and rich, -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 nyeithew ^.^ heat, :33 affection, ÚwÚ wimb, nor >w< beauty, -;;w;; To >_< make >w< thy ^w^ wiches ^.^ pweasant. x3 What's yet uWu in ÚwÚ this -:33 That bears x3 the xDD nyame of :33 wife? ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wife -Lie >_< hid ^-^ moe thousand deaths; yet :33 death ^.^ we ;;w;; feaw, -:33 That x3 makes these ^w^ odds aww xDD even. -CLAUDIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank OwO you. -;;w;; To sue to x3 wive, UwU I find UwU I >_> seek to :3 die; -^.^ And, UwU seeking UwU death, find life. Let >w< it come :3 on. ->w< ISABEWWA. :33 [Within] What, ho! :3 Peace ^.^ hewe; xDD gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; company! -UwU PWOVOST. Who's OwO thewe? :3 Come UwU in; x3 the ÚwÚ wish >_> desewves :3 a x3 wewcome. -x3 DUKE. >_< Deaw ^w^ siw, ere ^-^ wong I'll x3 visit xDD you ;;w;; again. -CLAUDIO. :3 Most >w< howy ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. - -Entew >_> ISABEWWA - ->w< ISABEWWA. OwO My business >_> is :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow >w< two with ^-^ Cwaudio. -UwU PWOVOST. xDD And xDD vewy x3 wewcome. x3 Wook, signior, hewe's x3 youw sister. -x3 DUKE. >w< Pwovost, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; As UwU many >_< as xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. -x3 DUKE. Bring ;;w;; me to hear them :3 speak, :3 whewe UwU I OwO may be :3 conceaw'd. -Exeunt ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and PWOVOST -CLAUDIO. >_> Nyow, ^-^ sistew, UwU what's x3 the comfowt? ->w< ISABEWWA. Why, -;;w;; As aww UwU comfowts >_< awe; UwU most UwU good, UwU most UwU good, indeed. -Lord ^w^ Angewo, xDD having affairs to ^.^ heaven, -Intends xDD you fow :33 his UwU swift :3 ambassadow, -Whewe xDD you UwU shaww be >w< an everlasting :33 weigew. ->_< Thewefowe, x3 youw best ;;w;; appointment >_< make with ÚwÚ speed; ->_< To-mowwow xDD you uWu set :3 on. -CLAUDIO. Is there nyo remedy? ->w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but xDD such wemedy as, to :3 save :3 a head, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ cweave :3 a >_< heawt uWu in >_< twain. -CLAUDIO. OwO But >_> is there >_> any? ->w< ISABEWWA. Yes, brother, xDD you OwO may live: ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a deviwish xDD mewcy uWu in x3 the ^w^ judge, -;;w;; If you'ww :3 impwowe :33 it, :3 that xDD wiww fwee x3 youw :3 wife, -OwO But ÚwÚ fettew xDD you >w< tiww death. -CLAUDIO. Perpetual durance? ->w< ISABEWWA. Ay, x3 just; pewpetuaw ^w^ duwance, :3 a ;;w;; westwaint, -;;w;; Though aww x3 the OwO wowwd's :33 vastidity xDD you :33 had, -;;w;; To :3 a ;;w;; detewmin'd scope. -CLAUDIO. OwO But uWu in >_> what ^.^ nyatuwe? ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a one as, xDD you >_< consenting >_> to't, -Wouwd >_< bawk x3 youw honour from :3 that UwU twunk xDD you >_> beaw, -xDD And OwO weave xDD you nyaked. -CLAUDIO. Let ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 the point. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU I UwU do feaw ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; quake, -Lest xDD thou :3 a feverous >w< wife shouwdst >_< entewtain, -xDD And six ow ÚwÚ seven >w< wintews ^.^ mowe wespect -Than :3 a pewpetuaw honyouw. uWu Daw'st xDD thou die? -uWu The sense of :33 death >_> is UwU most uWu in uWu appwehension; -xDD And x3 the poor >w< beetwe :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; twead ;;w;; upon -^w^ In corporal sufferance ÚwÚ finds :3 a >_< pang >_< as great -;;w;; As when :3 a giant OwO dies. -CLAUDIO. Why UwU give xDD you ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this shame? -^w^ Think xDD you UwU I ^.^ can :3 a uWu wesowution :3 fetch -Fwom flow'ry ^.^ tendewnyess? ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ must >_> die, -UwU I xDD wiww x3 encountew >w< dawknyess >_< as :3 a bride -xDD And hug >w< it uWu in >_< minye arms. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_> Thewe x3 spake x3 my bwothew; there x3 my father's :3 gwave -Did :33 uttew fowth :3 a voice. Yes, xDD thou ^w^ must die: -^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too x3 nyobwe to >_< consewve :3 a >w< wife -^w^ In UwU base ^-^ appwiances. This ^.^ outwawd-sainted deputy, ->_< Whose ^-^ settwed >w< visage ÚwÚ and deliberate ;;w;; wowd -^.^ Nyips :33 youth :33 i' x3 th' head, ÚwÚ and follies xDD doth enew -;;w;; As fawcon xDD doth x3 the fowl, >_> is yet :3 a >_< deviw; -ÚwÚ His fiwth within ^.^ being :3 cast, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd appeaw -^-^ A pond >_< as >_> deep >_< as uWu heww. -CLAUDIO. uWu The OwO pwecise uWu Angewo! ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the x3 cunnying :33 wivewy of heww -uWu The UwU damnyed'st >w< body to ;;w;; invest ÚwÚ and UwU cuvw -^w^ In OwO pwecise :3 guawds! uWu Dost xDD thou >_< think, Claudio, -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd yield ^.^ him x3 my ^w^ viwginyity -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst be freed? -CLAUDIO. x3 O OwO heavens! >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. ->w< ISABEWWA. Yes, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> give't ÚwÚ thee, from ÚwÚ this rank ^-^ offence, -^w^ So to ^-^ offend ^.^ him xDD stiww. This night's x3 the time -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do >_> what UwU I abhow to :33 nyame, -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD thou ^.^ diest ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -CLAUDIO. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot >_< do't. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, :3 wewe >w< it >_> but x3 my wife! -;;w;; I'd ^-^ thwow >w< it down fow x3 youw dewivewance -;;w;; As fwankwy >_< as :3 a pin. -CLAUDIO. >_< Thanks, uWu deaw ÚwÚ Isabew. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ Be :3 weady, Claudio, fow x3 youw :33 death ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -CLAUDIO. x3 Yes. x3 Has ^.^ he affections uWu in ^.^ him -:33 That OwO thus ^.^ can >_< make ^.^ him ^-^ bite x3 the law ^.^ by x3 th' x3 nyose -x3 When ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd force :33 it? Sure >w< it >_> is nyo sin; -:33 Ow of x3 the deadwy ÚwÚ seven >w< it >_> is x3 the weast. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD weast? -CLAUDIO. ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe :3 damnyabwe, ^.^ he ^.^ being UwU so >_< wise, -Why ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he fow x3 the momentawy twick -^w^ Be :3 pewduwabwy :33 fin'd?- x3 O Isabew! ->w< ISABEWWA. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my bwothew? -CLAUDIO. >_> Death >_> is :3 a x3 feawfuw >_> thing. ->w< ISABEWWA. xDD And :33 shamed >w< wife :3 a hateful. -CLAUDIO. Ay, >_> but to >_> die, ÚwÚ and OwO go ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyot uWu whewe; -;;w;; To >_< wie uWu in UwU cowd :33 obstwuction, ÚwÚ and to wot; -This ^-^ sensibwe wawm >_> motion to :33 become -^-^ A knyeaded ^.^ cwod; ÚwÚ and x3 the dewighted ^w^ spiwit -;;w;; To ^.^ bathe uWu in fiery xDD fwoods ow to >w< weside -^w^ In thwiwwing wegion of thick-wibbed :33 ice; -;;w;; To be impwison'd uWu in x3 the x3 viewwess winds, -xDD And >_> bwown with restless x3 viowence ;;w;; wound about -uWu The pendent wowwd; ow to be xDD wowse than worst -Of UwU those :3 that wawwess ÚwÚ and incewtain xDD thought -Imagine howwing- UwU 'tis ^w^ too howwibwe. -uWu The ^.^ weawiest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< woathed ^-^ wowwdwy >w< wife -:33 That age, uWu ache, xDD penyuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ impwisonment, -UwU Can uWu way on ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is :3 a paradise -;;w;; To >_> what ^.^ we feaw of death. ->w< ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! -CLAUDIO. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ sistew, wet ;;w;; me wive. ->_> What x3 sin xDD you UwU do to :3 save :3 a brother's :3 wife, -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ;;w;; dispenses with x3 the ^.^ deed UwU so uWu faw -:33 That >w< it x3 becomes :3 a ÚwÚ viwtue. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O xDD you beast! -x3 O faithless OwO cowawd! x3 O ;;w;; dishonyest OwO wwetch! -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be UwU made :3 a x3 man x3 out of x3 my x3 vice? -^-^ Is't nyot :3 a uWu kind of uWu incest to OwO take >w< wife -Fwom ^.^ thinye UwU own OwO sistew's shame? >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I x3 think? -uWu Heaven OwO shiewd x3 my mothew pway'd x3 my >w< fathew :33 faiw! -For xDD such :3 a wawped swip of wiwdewnyess -Nye'ew issu'd from :33 his blood. ^.^ Take x3 my ^.^ defiance; -x3 Die; x3 pewish. ^.^ Might >_> but x3 my x3 bending down -UwU Wepwieve uWu thee from >w< thy fate, >w< it >_> shouwd ^-^ pwoceed. -I'll pray :3 a thousand >_< pwayews fow >w< thy UwU death, -No ;;w;; wowd to :3 save thee. -CLAUDIO. Nyay, hear uWu me, ÚwÚ Isabew. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! -x3 Thy xDD sin's nyot accidentaw, >_> but :3 a twade. -^w^ Mewcy to uWu thee ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv itsewf :3 a ^w^ bawd; -'Tis best :3 that xDD thou ^.^ diest >w< quickwy. -CLAUDIO. >_< O, hear uWu me, UwU Isabewwa. - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ DUKE - -x3 DUKE. Vouchsafe :3 a word, xDD young ^-^ sistew, >_> but one OwO wowd. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Might xDD you ^w^ dispense with x3 youw >_> weisuwe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu have -x3 some ÚwÚ speech with uWu you; x3 the >_< satisfaction UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wequiwe >_> is ->_< wikewise x3 youw UwU own benefit. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have nyo supewfwuous leisure; x3 my xDD stay ^w^ must be :33 stowen x3 out -of othew affaiws; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww >_< attend xDD you OwO awhiwe. -:3 [Wawks apart] -x3 DUKE. UwU Son, UwU I uWu have uvwheawd >_> what hath :33 pass'd ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw -sister. :3 Angewo xDD had >_< nyevew x3 the OwO puwpose to corrupt >w< hew; >w< onwy ^.^ he hath -UwU made >w< an OwO assay of her viwtue to x3 pwactise :33 his ^w^ judgment with x3 the -uWu disposition of natures. >_> She, xDD having x3 the uWu twuth of honour uWu in hew, -hath UwU made ^.^ him :3 that >_> gwacious denial which ^.^ he >_> is UwU most uWu gwad to -OwO weceive. UwU I ^w^ am confessor to ^w^ Angewo, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this to be true; ->_< thewefowe >_> pwepawe >_> youwsewf to death. Do nyot satisfy x3 youw -uWu wesowution with hopes :3 that OwO awe ÚwÚ fawwibwe; to-mowwow xDD you ^w^ must :3 die; -OwO go to x3 youw knees ÚwÚ and >_< make weady. -CLAUDIO. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ ask x3 my :3 sistew pardon. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so x3 out of wuv with >w< wife -:3 that UwU I xDD wiww sue to be x3 wid of :3 it. -x3 DUKE. :33 Howd xDD you :33 thewe. uWu Faweweww. ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ CWAUDIO] >w< Pwovost, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with -OwO you. - -^.^ We-entew PWOVOST - -UwU PWOVOST. x3 What's x3 youw :33 wiww, father? -x3 DUKE. ^.^ That, nyow xDD you OwO awe come, xDD you xDD wiww be ;;w;; gonye. Weave ;;w;; me :3 a OwO whiwe -with x3 the >_> maid; x3 my ^-^ mind ÚwÚ pwomises with x3 my OwO habit nyo ^-^ woss UwU shaww :33 touch -her ^.^ by x3 my UwU company. -UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good uWu time. uWu Exit PWOVOST -x3 DUKE. uWu The uWu hand :3 that hath UwU made xDD you >w< faiw hath UwU made xDD you good; x3 the -xDD goodnyess :3 that >_> is cheap uWu in beauty x3 makes beauty bwief uWu in :3 goodnyess; ->_> but gwace, ^.^ being x3 the :3 souw of x3 youw ÚwÚ compwexion, UwU shaww >_< keep x3 the >w< body -of >w< it OwO evew >_< faiw. uWu The OwO assauwt :3 that :3 Angewo hath UwU made to UwU you, -:3 fowtunye hath ;;w;; convey'd to x3 my ;;w;; undewstanding; x3 and, >_> but :3 that frailty -hath xDD exampwes fow :33 his fawwing, UwU I >_> shouwd wonder uWu at Angewo. How -xDD wiww xDD you UwU do to :3 content ÚwÚ this x3 substitute, ÚwÚ and to :3 save x3 youw bwothew? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am nyow x3 going to wesowve him; UwU I xDD had rather x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -^-^ die ^.^ by x3 the law than x3 my >_< son >_> shouwd be xDD unwawfuwwy born. But, >_< O, >w< how -much >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke >_> deceiv'd uWu in uWu Angewo! ;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he wetuwn, ÚwÚ and -UwU I ^.^ can speak to :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww open x3 my lips uWu in vain, ow OwO discuvw :33 his ->_< guvwnment. -x3 DUKE. :33 That UwU shaww nyot be much >_< amiss; ^w^ yet, >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mattew nyow stands, -^.^ he xDD wiww avoid x3 youw ^-^ accusation: ^.^ he UwU made uWu twiaw of xDD you onwy. -Therefore :33 fasten x3 youw ear on x3 my >w< advisings; to x3 the wuv UwU I uWu have uWu in -xDD doing ÚwÚ good :3 a wemedy presents itself. UwU I UwU do >_< make mysewf ^-^ bewieve -:3 that xDD you OwO may UwU most ^.^ upwighteouswy UwU do :3 a poor ;;w;; wwonged uWu wady :3 a ;;w;; mewited ->_> benyefit; xDD wedeem x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew from x3 the angry UwU waw; UwU do nyo stain to -x3 youw UwU own >_> gwacious ÚwÚ pewson; ÚwÚ and much uWu pwease x3 the absent ;;w;; Duke, >_> if -pewadventuwe ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO evew ^-^ wetuwn to uWu have hearing of ÚwÚ this -business. ->w< ISABEWWA. Let ;;w;; me hear xDD you speak ^.^ fawthew; UwU I uWu have ^w^ spiwit to UwU do -;;w;; anything :3 that >_> appeaws nyot fouw uWu in x3 the uWu twuth of x3 my >w< spiwit. -x3 DUKE. x3 Viwtue >_> is >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess >_< nyevew fearful. :3 Have xDD you nyot -heard speak of :33 Mawianya, x3 the :3 sistew of ÚwÚ Fwedewick, x3 the great -soldier who ^-^ miscawwied uWu at ^-^ sea? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have heard of x3 the UwU wady, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good wowds OwO went with her -nyame. -x3 DUKE. :33 She >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 Angewo uWu have ^w^ mawwied; UwU was :33 affianced to her ^.^ by -;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< nyuptiaw :33 appointed; ^-^ between which time of x3 the -ÚwÚ contwact ÚwÚ and wimit of x3 the solemnity her ÚwÚ bwothew Frederick UwU was -^.^ wweck'd uWu at :33 sea, xDD having uWu in :3 that perished vessel x3 the ^.^ dowwy of :33 his -sister. OwO But mark >w< how >_> heaviwy ÚwÚ this UwU befeww to x3 the poor gentwewoman: -there ^.^ she wost :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and uWu wenyownyed brother, uWu in :33 his wuv toward -her OwO evew UwU most uWu kind ÚwÚ and nyatuwaw; with ^.^ him x3 the portion ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sinyew of -her fowtunye, her ^-^ mawwiage-dowwy; with xDD both, her UwU combinyate -^.^ husband, ÚwÚ this weww-seeming Angewo. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU Can ÚwÚ this be so? Did :3 Angewo UwU so OwO weave OwO hew? -x3 DUKE. Left her uWu in her ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and dwied nyot one of them with :33 his -uWu comfowt; ^.^ swawwowed :33 his x3 vows ^-^ whowe, ^.^ pwetending uWu in her :3 discuvwies -of UwU dishonyouw; uWu in ÚwÚ few, ÚwÚ bestow'd her on her UwU own wamentation, which -^.^ she yet ^-^ weaws fow :33 his >_< sake; ÚwÚ and xDD he, :3 a OwO mawbwe to her ^-^ teaws, >_> is -washed with ÚwÚ them, >_> but wewents not. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_> What :3 a merit :3 wewe >w< it uWu in :33 death to OwO take ÚwÚ this poor >_< maid from -x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! >_> What ^.^ cowwuption uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< wife :3 that >w< it xDD wiww wet ÚwÚ this x3 man -x3 wive! OwO But >w< how x3 out of ÚwÚ this ^.^ can ^.^ she ÚwÚ avaiw? -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a rupture :3 that xDD you OwO may easily :3 heaw; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cuwe of >w< it -nyot >w< onwy >w< saves x3 youw brother, >_> but keeps xDD you from x3 dishonyouw uWu in -xDD doing :3 it. ->w< ISABEWWA. uWu Show ;;w;; me how, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. -x3 DUKE. This ÚwÚ fowenyamed >_< maid hath yet uWu in her x3 the ^.^ continyuance of her -xDD fiwst ^w^ affection; :33 his :33 unjust ;;w;; unkindnyess, :3 that uWu in aww reason >_> shouwd -uWu have quenched her xDD wuv, :33 hath, ^.^ wike >w< an x3 impediment uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ cuwwent, -UwU made >w< it ^.^ mowe :3 viowent ÚwÚ and unruly. Go xDD you to Angewo; answew :33 his -^.^ wequiwing with :3 a pwausibwe obedience; agree with :33 his uWu demands to -x3 the ^-^ point; >w< onwy :3 wefew >_> youwsewf to ÚwÚ this advantage: ÚwÚ fiwst, :3 that -x3 youw xDD stay with ^.^ him OwO may nyot be xDD wong; :3 that x3 the time OwO may uWu have aww -:3 shadow ÚwÚ and :3 siwence uWu in uWu it; ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 pwace answew to convenience. -This ^.^ being >_> gwanted uWu in couwse- ÚwÚ and nyow xDD fowwows all: ^.^ we UwU shaww -;;w;; advise ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wwonged >_< maid to OwO stead x3 up x3 youw >_< appointment, OwO go uWu in x3 youw -;;w;; pwace. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 encountew :3 acknyowwedge itsewf heweaftew, >w< it OwO may -compel ^.^ him to her recompense; ÚwÚ and UwU hewe, ^.^ by uWu this, >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew -^-^ saved, x3 youw honour x3 untainted, x3 the poor uWu Mawianya advantaged, ÚwÚ and -x3 the corrupt OwO deputy scawed. uWu The >_< maid xDD wiww UwU I fwame ÚwÚ and >_< make ;;w;; fit fow -:33 his attempt. ;;w;; If xDD you think weww to carry ÚwÚ this >_< as xDD you may, x3 the -UwU doubwenyess of x3 the ^-^ benyefit uWu defends x3 the ;;w;; deceit from reproof. >_> What -think xDD you of :33 it? ->w< ISABEWWA. uWu The x3 image of >w< it ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me :3 content already; ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 twust >w< it -xDD wiww gwow to :3 a UwU most :33 pwospewous perfection. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It wies much uWu in x3 youw uWu howding :33 up. Haste xDD you :33 speediwy to -Angewo; >_> if fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ^.^ he entweat xDD you to :33 his ^.^ bed, UwU give ^.^ him -promise of satisfaction. UwU I xDD wiww presently to Saint Wuke's; thewe, -uWu at x3 the moated grange, UwU wesides ÚwÚ this >_< dejected :3 Mawianya. At :3 that -:33 pwace caww ;;w;; upon OwO me; ÚwÚ and dispatch with ^w^ Angewo, :3 that >w< it OwO may be ->w< quickwy. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow ÚwÚ this UwU comfowt. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. -Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - -Scene UwU II. -uWu The :3 stweet >w< befowe x3 the :3 pwison - -OwO Entew, on one side, ÚwÚ DUKE disguised >_< as befowe; on x3 the ÚwÚ othew, >_> EWBOW, -ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with POMPEY - -;;w;; EWBOW. Nyay, >_> if there be nyo wemedy fow :33 it, >_> but :3 that xDD you xDD wiww >_< nyeeds -UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women ^.^ wike xDD beasts, ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have aww x3 the -wowwd ÚwÚ dwink >_> bwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ white bastawd. -x3 DUKE. x3 O OwO heavens! >_> what ^w^ stuff >_> is hewe? -uWu POMPEY. >_< 'Twas >_< nyevew ^.^ mewwy wowwd since, of >w< two usuries, x3 the >w< mewwiest -UwU was put ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wowsew UwU awwow'd ^.^ by order of law :3 a ÚwÚ fuww'd -ÚwÚ gown to >_< keep ^.^ him warm; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuww'd with fox on lamb-skins :3 too, to -:33 signyify :3 that >w< cwaft, ^.^ being xDD wichew than innyocency, >w< stands fow x3 the -xDD facing. -;;w;; EWBOW. :3 Come x3 youw :3 way, sir. :3 Bwess UwU you, ÚwÚ good >w< fathew fwiaw. -x3 DUKE. xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ bwothew :33 fathew. >_> What offence hath ÚwÚ this x3 man UwU made -UwU you, UwU siw? -;;w;; EWBOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he hath uWu offended x3 the UwU waw; x3 and, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we OwO take ^.^ him -to be :3 a UwU thief :3 too, ^w^ siw, fow ^.^ we uWu have >_> found ;;w;; upon :3 him, ^w^ siw, :3 a -;;w;; stwange ^w^ pickwock, which ^.^ we uWu have sent to x3 the xDD deputy. -x3 DUKE. OwO Fie, sirrah, :3 a ^w^ bawd, :3 a wicked >w< bawd! -uWu The eviw :3 that xDD thou UwU causest to be :33 donye, -:33 That >_> is >w< thy means to wive. Do xDD thou >_> but think ->_> What UwU 'tis to ;;w;; cwam :3 a >_> maw ow UwU cwothe :3 a back -Fwom xDD such :3 a :33 fiwthy vice; >_> say to >w< thysewf -UwU 'Fwom uWu theiw UwU abominyabwe ÚwÚ and OwO beastwy >_> touches -UwU I dwink, UwU I uWu eat, awway myself, ÚwÚ and wive.' -ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou ^-^ bewieve >w< thy UwU wiving >_> is :3 a :3 wife, -^w^ So OwO stinkingwy OwO depending? Go >_> mend, OwO go >w< mend. -uWu POMPEY. >w< Indeed, >w< it does ;;w;; stink uWu in x3 some sort, siw; >_> but ^w^ yet, ^w^ siw, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< pwuv- -x3 DUKE. Nyay, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw uWu have UwU given uWu thee proofs fow ^w^ sin, -^.^ Thou wiwt ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ his. ^.^ Take ^.^ him to pwison, >w< officew; -Correction ÚwÚ and :33 instwuction ^w^ must both ^.^ wowk -Ere ÚwÚ this wude beast xDD wiww uWu pwofit. -;;w;; EWBOW. >w< He ^w^ must >w< befowe x3 the deputy, siw; ^.^ he >_> has UwU given ^.^ him wawnying. -uWu The OwO deputy ;;w;; cannyot abide :3 a ^w^ whowemastew; >_> if ^.^ he be :3 a UwU whowemongew, -ÚwÚ and x3 comes >w< befowe :3 him, ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good OwO go :3 a miwe on :33 his ^-^ ewwand. -x3 DUKE. :33 That ^.^ we :3 wewe all, >_< as x3 some ^.^ wouwd xDD seem to be, -Fwom UwU ouw fauwts, >_< as :33 his :33 fauwts from ^.^ seeming, >w< fwee. -;;w;; EWBOW. ÚwÚ His x3 nyeck xDD wiww come to x3 youw OwO waist- :3 a >_< cowd, sir. - -Entew WUCIO - -uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^w^ spy uWu comfowt; UwU I cwy ^w^ baiw. >_> Hewe's :3 a gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fwiend -of ^w^ minye. -LUCIO. How now, x3 nyobwe Pompey! What, uWu at x3 the ^.^ wheews of ^-^ Caesaw? Awt -xDD thou x3 wed uWu in >w< twiumph? What, >_> is there >_< nyonye of Pygmalion's ;;w;; images, -x3 nyewwy UwU made ^w^ woman, to be xDD had nyow fow ^.^ putting x3 the uWu hand uWu in x3 the -uWu pocket ÚwÚ and >_> extwacting >w< it cwutch'd? >_> What reply, ^.^ ha? >_> What say'st -xDD thou to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tunye, >w< mattew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; method? ^-^ Is't nyot >w< dwown'd :33 i' x3 th' ->w< wast rain, ^.^ ha? >_> What say'st UwU thou, twot? Is x3 the wowwd >_< as >w< it UwU was, -man? >_< Which >_> is x3 the >w< way? Is >w< it :3 sad, ÚwÚ and x3 few xDD wowds? ow ÚwÚ how? uWu The -twick of :33 it? -x3 DUKE. UwU Stiww thus, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thus; still wowse! -LUCIO. How xDD doth x3 my uWu deaw mowsew, >w< thy mistwess? Procures ^.^ she still, -^.^ ha? -uWu POMPEY. Troth, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she hath eaten x3 up aww her beef, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is -herself uWu in x3 the tub. -LUCIO. Why, UwU 'tis good; >w< it >_> is x3 the >w< wight of uWu it; >w< it ^w^ must be so; OwO evew -x3 youw >w< fwesh whore ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD powdew'd bawd- >w< an unshunn'd -xDD consequence; >w< it ^w^ must be :3 so. Awt x3 going to pwison, :3 Pompey? -uWu POMPEY. Yes, ^w^ faith, sir. -LUCIO. Why, UwU 'tis nyot xDD amiss, :3 Pompey. Farewell; x3 go, >_> say UwU I sent uWu thee -xDD thithew. For ^.^ debt, xDD Pompey- ow ÚwÚ how? -;;w;; EWBOW. For ^.^ being :3 a ^w^ bawd, fow ^.^ being :3 a UwU bawd. -LUCIO. xDD Weww, >w< then, ;;w;; impwison ^.^ him. ;;w;; If imprisonment be x3 the >_< due of :3 a -^w^ bawd, >w< why, UwU 'tis :33 his ÚwÚ wight. Bawd >_> is ^.^ he doubtless, ÚwÚ and of -:33 antiquity, :3 too; ;;w;; bawd-bown. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good :3 Pompey. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to -x3 the pwison, :3 Pompey. >_> You xDD wiww turn ÚwÚ good :33 husband now, xDD Pompey; xDD you -xDD wiww >_< keep x3 the ÚwÚ house. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship xDD wiww be x3 my ^w^ baiw. -LUCIO. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, xDD wiww UwU I >_> nyot, xDD Pompey; >w< it >_> is nyot x3 the weaw. UwU I xDD wiww -pray, Pompey, to incwease x3 youw bondage. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO take >w< it nyot -patientwy, >w< why, x3 youw mettle >_> is x3 the more. ^-^ Adieu trusty :3 Pompey. -:3 Bwess UwU you, fwiaw. -x3 DUKE. xDD And OwO you. -LUCIO. ÚwÚ Does :33 Bwidget OwO paint still, Pompey, ^.^ ha? -;;w;; EWBOW. :3 Come x3 youw >w< ways, siw; x3 come. -uWu POMPEY. >_> You xDD wiww nyot xDD baiw ;;w;; me >w< then, UwU siw? -LUCIO. Then, Pompey, nor now. >_> What nyews >_> abwoad, friar? >_> what nyews? -;;w;; EWBOW. :3 Come x3 youw >w< ways, siw; x3 come. -LUCIO. Go to kennyew, Pompey, ÚwÚ go. - -Exeunt >_> EWBOW, POMPEY ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - ->_> What news, >_< fwiaw, of x3 the Duke? -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow none. UwU Can xDD you tell ;;w;; me of >_> any? -LUCIO. ;;w;; Some >_> say ^.^ he >_> is with x3 the >_> Empewow of :3 Wussia; othew some, ^.^ he >_> is -uWu in Rome; >_> but :3 whewe >_> is xDD he, think you? -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot uWu whewe; >_> but ^.^ whewesoevew, UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him well. -LUCIO. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a ^-^ mad OwO fantasticaw twick of ^.^ him to ^.^ steaw from x3 the ->w< state ÚwÚ and usuwp x3 the :33 beggawy ^.^ he UwU was >_< nyevew bown ;;w;; to. Lord :3 Angewo ->_< dukes >w< it weww uWu in :33 his ^w^ absence; ^.^ he puts twansgwession to't. -x3 DUKE. >w< He does weww ÚwÚ in't. -LUCIO. ^-^ A xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe lenity to lechery ^.^ wouwd UwU do nyo x3 hawm uWu in him; -^-^ something ^w^ too >w< cwabbed :3 that :3 way, fwiaw. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too general :3 a xDD vice, ÚwÚ and :33 sevewity ^w^ must >w< cuwe :3 it. -LUCIO. Yes, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth, x3 the :33 vice >_> is of :3 a great :33 kindwed; >w< it >_> is -weww >_> awwied; >_> but >w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe to :33 extiwp >w< it UwU quite, >_< fwiaw, >w< tiww -uWu eating ÚwÚ and UwU dwinking be put down. ^-^ They >_> say ÚwÚ this :3 Angewo UwU was nyot -UwU made ^.^ by x3 man ÚwÚ and OwO woman ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this downwight uWu way of x3 cweation. Is >w< it -^-^ twue, think you? -x3 DUKE. How >_> shouwd ^.^ he be made, ^w^ then? -LUCIO. ;;w;; Some wepowt :3 a >w< sea-maid spawn'd him; some, :3 that ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ begot -^-^ between >w< two x3 stock-fishes. OwO But >w< it >_> is xDD cewtain :3 that when ^.^ he x3 makes -UwU watew :33 his xDD uwinye >_> is x3 congeaw'd :33 ice; :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow to be true. xDD And ^.^ he ->_> is :3 a >_> motion generative; ^w^ that's infallible. -x3 DUKE. >_> You OwO awe uWu pweasant, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and speak :33 apace. -LUCIO. Why, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; wuthwess ^.^ thing >_> is ÚwÚ this uWu in :3 him, fow x3 the ;;w;; webewwion -of :3 a ^.^ codpiece to OwO take OwO away x3 the >w< wife of :3 a ;;w;; man! Wouwd x3 the >w< Duke :3 that ->_> is absent uWu have donye :3 this? Ere ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 hang'd :3 a x3 man fow x3 the -UwU getting :3 a :3 hundwed bastards, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have paid fow x3 the nursing :3 a -ÚwÚ thousand. >w< He xDD had x3 some :33 feewing of x3 the >_< spowt; ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 the sewvice, -ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 instwucted ^.^ him to mercy. -x3 DUKE. UwU I >_< nyevew heard x3 the absent >w< Duke much xDD detected fow ^w^ women; ^.^ he UwU was -nyot ^-^ incwin'd :3 that >_> way. -LUCIO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; deceiv'd. -x3 DUKE. 'Tis nyot UwU possibwe. -LUCIO. OwO Who- nyot x3 the Duke? Yes, x3 youw beggar of ^.^ fifty; ÚwÚ and :33 his use -UwU was to put :3 a ;;w;; ducat uWu in her >w< cwack-dish. uWu The >w< Duke xDD had ^-^ cwotchets uWu in -^.^ him. >w< He ^.^ wouwd be UwU dwunk :3 too; :3 that wet ;;w;; me infowm OwO you. -x3 DUKE. >_> You UwU do ^.^ him wwong, :33 suwewy. -LUCIO. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU was >w< an inward of ÚwÚ his. ^-^ A shy fewwow UwU was x3 the ^-^ Duke; ÚwÚ and -UwU I ^-^ bewieve UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the cause of :33 his withdrawing. -x3 DUKE. What, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ might be x3 the ^w^ cause? -LUCIO. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; pawdon; UwU 'tis :3 a secret ^w^ must be :3 wock'd within x3 the teeth -ÚwÚ and x3 the lips; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I ^.^ can wet xDD you undewstand: x3 the :33 gweatew file -of x3 the x3 subject hewd x3 the >w< Duke to be uWu wise. -x3 DUKE. >_> Wise? Why, nyo ;;w;; question >_> but ^.^ he uWu was. -LUCIO. ^-^ A xDD vewy ;;w;; supewficiaw, ignorant, :3 unweighing UwU fewwow. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ Eithew ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 envy uWu in UwU you, >_> fowwy, ow xDD mistaking; x3 the xDD vewy -stweam of :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and x3 the business ^.^ he hath hewmed, ;;w;; must, ;;w;; upon :3 a -wawwanted need, UwU give ^.^ him :3 a xDD bettew xDD pwocwamation. Let ^.^ him be >_> but -testimonyied uWu in :33 his UwU own bringings-forth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww appeaw to -x3 the envious :3 a ^-^ schowaw, :3 a ^w^ statesman, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO sowdiew. Therefore xDD you -speak UwU unskiwfuwwy; or, >_> if x3 youw >_< knyowwedge be >_> mowe, >w< it >_> is much -dark'ned uWu in x3 youw xDD mawice. -LUCIO. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I wuv ^.^ him. -x3 DUKE. Wuv talks with xDD bettew ^-^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge with ÚwÚ deawew -love. -LUCIO. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ can hardly ^-^ bewieve :3 that, xDD since xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you >_< speak. -But, >_> if OwO evew x3 the >w< Duke wetuwn, >_< as UwU ouw >_< pwayews OwO awe ^.^ he may, wet ;;w;; me -^.^ desiwe xDD you to >_< make x3 youw answew >w< befowe ^.^ him. ;;w;; If >w< it be xDD honyest xDD you -uWu have ;;w;; spoke, xDD you uWu have couwage to ÚwÚ maintain uWu it; UwU I ^w^ am bound to caww -;;w;; upon uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you x3 youw :3 nyame? -LUCIO. UwU Siw, x3 my xDD nyame >_> is uWu Wucio, weww ÚwÚ knyown to x3 the uWu Duke. -x3 DUKE. >w< He UwU shaww ^.^ knyow xDD you better, ^w^ siw, >_> if UwU I OwO may ^w^ wive to wepowt OwO you. -LUCIO. UwU I feaw xDD you not. -x3 DUKE. >_< O, xDD you UwU hope x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn nyo mowe; ow xDD you imagine ;;w;; me -^w^ too >_< unhuwtfuw >w< an UwU opposite. But, :33 indeed, UwU I ^.^ can UwU do xDD you xDD wittwe UwU hawm: -you'ww >w< fowsweaw ÚwÚ this ;;w;; again. -LUCIO. I'll be :33 hang'd fiwst. ^.^ Thou awt >_> deceiv'd uWu in uWu me, fwiaw. OwO But nyo -^.^ mowe of UwU this. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou tell >_> if OwO Cwaudio ^-^ die to-mowwow ow no? -x3 DUKE. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he >_> die, UwU siw? -LUCIO. xDD Why? For filling :3 a bottwe with :3 a tun-dish. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >w< Duke -^.^ we tawk of :3 wewe wetuwn'd ;;w;; again. This x3 ungenyituw'd agent xDD wiww -xDD unpeopwe x3 the ;;w;; pwovince with continyency; ^.^ spawwows ^w^ must nyot buiwd uWu in -:33 his >_> house-eaves uWu because ;;w;; they OwO awe lecherous. uWu The >w< Duke yet ^.^ wouwd -uWu have dark >_< deeds >_< dawkwy OwO answewed; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew ;;w;; bwing them to -light. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe uWu wetuwn'd! OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this OwO Cwaudio >_> is condemnyed -fow >w< untwussing. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good x3 fwiaw; UwU I :33 pwithee pray fow x3 me. uWu The -;;w;; Duke, UwU I >_> say to uWu thee OwO again, ^.^ wouwd eat UwU mutton on Fwidays. He's nyot -x3 past >w< it :33 yet; x3 and, UwU I >_> say to ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd xDD mouth with :3 a beggar -^w^ though ^.^ she >_< smewt >_> bwown ^.^ bwead ÚwÚ and ^-^ gawwic. x3 Say :3 that UwU I uWu said :3 so. -uWu Faweweww. uWu Exit -x3 DUKE. No ^w^ might nor :33 gweatnyess uWu in OwO mowtawity -UwU Can UwU censuwe scape; ^-^ back-wounding cawumny -uWu The UwU whitest viwtue ^-^ stwikes. >_> What x3 king UwU so >w< stwong -UwU Can :33 tie x3 the ^.^ gaww x3 up uWu in x3 the slanderous ^.^ tongue? -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew :3 ESCAWUS, :33 PWOVOST, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with -xDD MISTWESS ^w^ OVEWDONyE - ->_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ Go, OwO away with her to x3 pwison. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ÚwÚ good to OwO me; x3 youw honour >_> is -x3 accounted :3 a mewcifuw xDD man; ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. ->_< ESCAWUS. xDD Doubwe ÚwÚ and >w< twebwe xDD admonyition, ÚwÚ and still forfeit uWu in x3 the -same kind! This ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD mewcy >_< sweaw ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the tywant. -UwU PWOVOST. ^-^ A ;;w;; bawd of eleven >_> yeaws' continyuance, OwO may >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw -honyouw. -:33 MWS. OVERDONE. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is one Lucio's information OwO against x3 me. -Mistress Kate xDD Keepdown UwU was with chiwd ^.^ by ^.^ him uWu in x3 the Duke's time; -^.^ he pwomis'd her marriage. ÚwÚ His chiwd >_> is :3 a xDD yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a quarter ;;w;; owd -come ^.^ Phiwip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Jacob; UwU I uWu have :33 kept >w< it >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and >_> see >w< how ^.^ he xDD goes -about to abuse x3 me. ->_< ESCAWUS. :33 That fewwow >_> is :3 a fewwow of much :3 wicense. Let ^.^ him be ^w^ caww'd ->w< befowe >_> us. UwU Away with her to x3 pwison. Go >w< to; nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowds. UwU [Exeunt -OFFICEWS with xDD MISTWESS xDD OVEWDONyE] >w< Pwovost, x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :3 Angewo xDD wiww -nyot be ^.^ awtew'd: OwO Cwaudio ^w^ must ^-^ die ÚwÚ to-mowwow. Let ^.^ him be OwO fuwnyish'd -with divines, ÚwÚ and uWu have aww x3 chawitabwe >_> pwepawation. ;;w;; If x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -;;w;; wwought ^.^ by x3 my pity, >w< it >_> shouwd nyot be UwU so with ^.^ him. -UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw hath :33 been with :3 him, ÚwÚ and :33 advis'd -^.^ him fow x3 th' entewtainment of death. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Bwiss ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess on you! ->_< ESCAWUS. Of >_> whence OwO awe you? -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot of ÚwÚ this country, ^w^ though x3 my chance >_> is nyow -;;w;; To use >w< it fow x3 my uWu time. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew -Of >_> gwacious order, wate come from x3 the xDD See -^w^ In >_> speciaw business from :33 his Howinyess. ->_< ESCAWUS. >_> What nyews ^.^ abwoad :33 i' x3 th' :33 wowwd? -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but :3 that there >_> is UwU so great :3 a x3 fevew on xDD goodnyess :3 that x3 the -x3 dissowution of >w< it ^w^ must >w< cuwe :3 it. ÚwÚ Nyuvwty >_> is >w< onwy uWu in :3 wequest; x3 and, ->_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, >_< as uWu dangewous to be ^-^ aged uWu in xDD any uWu kind of course >_< as >w< it >_> is -virtuous to be ^w^ constant uWu in xDD any undewtakeing. >_> Thewe >_> is scawce -uWu twuth enough ^.^ awive to >_< make >_< societies xDD secuwe; >_> but UwU secuwity enough -to >_< make ^.^ fewwowships ^.^ accuwst. Much ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this widdwe wuns x3 the -^.^ wisdom of x3 the wowwd. This nyews >_> is ;;w;; owd UwU enyough, yet >w< it >_> is every -day's ;;w;; nyews. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, of >_> what uWu disposition UwU was x3 the Duke? ->_< ESCAWUS. x3 Onye :3 that, :33 abuv aww othew stwifes, :3 contended especially to -^.^ knyow himself. -x3 DUKE. >_> What :3 pweasuwe UwU was ^.^ he UwU given to? ->_< ESCAWUS. Rather >w< wejoicing to >_> see anyothew ^.^ mewwy than ^.^ mewwy uWu at -;;w;; anything which >w< pwofess'd to >_< make ^.^ him rejoice; :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of aww -:3 tempewance. OwO But OwO weave ^.^ we ^.^ him to :33 his OwO events, with :3 a :3 pwayew ;;w;; they -OwO may ^-^ pwuv >_> pwospewous; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ knyow >w< how xDD you find -OwO Cwaudio prepar'd. UwU I ^w^ am UwU made to understand :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO went ^.^ him -visitation. -x3 DUKE. >w< He >_< pwofesses to uWu have uWu weceived nyo sinyistew UwU measuwe from :33 his -^w^ judge, >_> but UwU most ^w^ wiwwingwy humbwes >_< himsewf to x3 the ^-^ detewminyation of -justice. ÚwÚ Yet xDD had ^.^ he :33 fwamed to himsewf, ^.^ by x3 the :33 instwuction of :33 his -fwaiwty, UwU many ;;w;; deceiving ÚwÚ pwomises of :33 wife; which I, ^.^ by x3 my ÚwÚ good ->_> weisuwe, uWu have ^.^ discwedited to :3 him, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ he >_> is :3 wesowv'd to die. ->_< ESCAWUS. >_> You uWu have paid x3 the heavens x3 youw UwU function, ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ pwisonyew -x3 the xDD vewy >_> debt of x3 youw :3 cawwing. UwU I uWu have labour'd fow x3 the poor -ÚwÚ gentweman to x3 the extremest >w< showe of x3 my modesty; >_> but x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -justice uWu have UwU I >_> found UwU so severe :3 that ^.^ he hath ;;w;; fowc'd ;;w;; me to tell ^.^ him -^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ indeed x3 Justice. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; If :33 his UwU own >w< wife answew x3 the >_< stwaitnyess of :33 his pwoceeding, >w< it -UwU shaww :33 become ^.^ him well; wherein >_> if ^.^ he chance to fail, ^.^ he hath -^-^ sentenc'd himself. ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to x3 visit x3 the ^w^ pwisonyew. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -x3 DUKE. :3 Peace be with you! Exeunt UwU ESCAWUS ÚwÚ and PWOVOST - ->w< He who x3 the xDD swowd of heaven xDD wiww UwU beaw -Should be >_< as >w< howy >_< as ^.^ sevewe; -Pattern uWu in >_< himsewf to knyow, -Gwace to x3 stand, ÚwÚ and viwtue go; -uWu Mowe nor less to ;;w;; othews ÚwÚ paying -Than ^.^ by :33 sewf-offences uWu weighing. -Shame to ^.^ him x3 whose UwU cwuew ^.^ stwiking -Kiwws fow :33 fauwts of :33 his UwU own liking! -xDD Twice >w< twebwe ^-^ shame on ^w^ Angewo, -;;w;; To >_< weed x3 my :33 vice ÚwÚ and wet :33 his grow! ->_< O, >_> what OwO may x3 man within ^.^ him hide, -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ angew on x3 the :33 outwawd :33 side! -How OwO may likeness, UwU made uWu in >_< cwimes, -^-^ Make :3 a pwactice on x3 the xDD times, -;;w;; To dwaw with idle spiders' xDD stwings -:3 Most ^w^ pondewous ÚwÚ and OwO substantiaw things! -Craft OwO against :33 vice UwU I ^w^ must appwy. -With :3 Angewo ^.^ to-nyight UwU shaww >_< wie -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; owd OwO betwothed >_> but OwO despised; -^w^ So xDD disguise UwU shaww, ^.^ by x3 th' ^-^ disguised, -xDD Pay with UwU fawsehood UwU fawse ;;w;; exacting, -xDD And x3 pewfowm >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ contwacting. uWu Exit - - - - -OwO Act :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. -uWu The moated gwange uWu at Saint Duke's - -Entew ^w^ MAWIANyA; ÚwÚ and >_> BOY >_< singing - -OwO SONG - -;;w;; Take, >_< O, OwO take UwU those lips away, -:33 That UwU so sweetly :3 wewe uWu fowswown; -xDD And UwU those ^w^ eyes, x3 the bweak of ^-^ day, -^-^ Wights :3 that UwU do ^.^ miswead x3 the ÚwÚ mown; -OwO But x3 my ^-^ kisses ;;w;; bwing OwO again, ;;w;; bwing again; -Seals of xDD wuv, >_> but OwO seaw'd uWu in vain, OwO seaw'd uWu in OwO vain. - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as >w< befowe - -^.^ MAWIANyA. ^.^ Bweak x3 off >w< thy song, ÚwÚ and ^.^ haste uWu thee ^w^ quick :3 away; -:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a x3 man of comfort, x3 whose advice ->_< Hath often ^w^ stiww'd x3 my brawling >_< discontent. uWu Exit >_> BOY -UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and weww couwd ÚwÚ wish ->_> You xDD had nyot >_> found ;;w;; me OwO hewe UwU so >_> musicaw. -Let ;;w;; me UwU excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve ;;w;; me >_> so, -OwO My >_< miwth >w< it much >_< dispweas'd, >_> but pleas'd x3 my woe. -x3 DUKE. 'Tis good; ^w^ though uWu music ;;w;; oft hath xDD such :3 a >_> chawm -;;w;; To >_< make :33 bad ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; pwovoke to harm. -UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me hath anybody ÚwÚ inquiw'd fow ;;w;; me OwO hewe ^w^ to-day. Much -;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this time uWu have UwU I pwomis'd OwO hewe to ^.^ meet. -^.^ MAWIANyA. >_> You uWu have nyot :33 been ÚwÚ inquiw'd :3 aftew; UwU I uWu have sat OwO hewe aww x3 day. - -Entew >_> ISABEWWA - -x3 DUKE. UwU I UwU do >_< constantwy ^-^ bewieve OwO you. uWu The time >_> is come even now. UwU I -UwU shaww ^w^ cwave x3 youw ÚwÚ fowbeawance :3 a ^.^ wittwe. ^-^ May be UwU I xDD wiww caww ;;w;; upon -xDD you ^-^ anyon, fow x3 some ^w^ advantage to OwO youwsewf. -^.^ MAWIANyA. UwU I ^w^ am awways bound to OwO you. uWu Exit -x3 DUKE. Very weww :3 met, ÚwÚ and weww x3 come. ->_> What >_> is x3 the nyews from ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good >_> deputy? ->w< ISABEWWA. >w< He hath :3 a >_< gawden circummur'd with ^w^ bwick, ->_< Whose xDD westewn x3 side >_> is with :3 a ^.^ vinyeyawd back'd; -xDD And to :3 that ^.^ vinyeyawd >_> is :3 a xDD pwanched uWu gate -:33 That x3 makes :33 his >w< openying with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; biggew ;;w;; key; -This othew xDD doth ÚwÚ command :3 a xDD wittwe doow ->_< Which from x3 the ^.^ vinyeyawd to x3 the >_< gawden ÚwÚ weads. ->_> Thewe uWu have UwU I UwU made x3 my promise ->_> Upon x3 the x3 heavy ;;w;; middwe of x3 the >w< nyight -;;w;; To caww ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -x3 DUKE. OwO But UwU shaww xDD you on x3 youw >_< knyowwedge find ÚwÚ this >w< way? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a >_< due ÚwÚ and uWu wawy ^-^ nyote UwU upon't; -With x3 whispewing ÚwÚ and UwU most guiwty diwigence, -^w^ In uWu action aww of precept, ^.^ he uWu did x3 show ;;w;; me -uWu The uWu way twice >_< o'ew. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Awe there nyo othew UwU tokens -Between xDD you xDD 'gweed UwU concewnying her OwO obsewvance? ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 Nyo, nyonye, >_> but >w< onwy :3 a repair :33 i' x3 th' x3 dawk; -xDD And :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< possess'd ^.^ him x3 my UwU most xDD stay -UwU Can be >_> but bwief; fow UwU I uWu have UwU made ^.^ him ^.^ knyow -UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD sewvant x3 comes with ;;w;; me along, -:33 That uWu stays ;;w;; upon OwO me; x3 whose :3 pewsuasion >_> is -UwU I come about x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -x3 DUKE. 'Tis weww :3 bownye :33 up. -UwU I uWu have nyot yet UwU made ÚwÚ knyown to uWu Mawianya -^-^ A ;;w;; wowd of UwU this. >_> What :3 ho, :33 within! come forth. - -^.^ We-entew :33 MAWIANyA - -UwU I pray xDD you be >_> acquainted with ÚwÚ this >_> maid; -:33 She x3 comes to UwU do xDD you UwU good. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe x3 the >_> wike. -x3 DUKE. Do xDD you :33 pewsuade >_> youwsewf :3 that UwU I wespect you? -^.^ MAWIANyA. ^-^ Good >_< fwiaw, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU do, ÚwÚ and uWu have >_> found :3 it. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Take, >w< then, ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_< companyion ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, -Who hath :3 a ^-^ stowy ready fow x3 youw :3 eaw. -UwU I UwU shaww >_< attend x3 youw leisure; >_> but >_< make haste; -uWu The >w< vapowous >w< nyight ^w^ appwoaches. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Will't uWu pwease xDD you UwU wawk aside? -Exeunt :33 MAWIANyA ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA -x3 DUKE. x3 O :33 pwace ÚwÚ and greatness! xDD Miwwions of UwU fawse eyes -^w^ Awe ^.^ stuck ;;w;; upon thee. ^w^ Vowumes of wepowt -OwO Wun with these :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU most contwawious ^w^ quest ->_> Upon >w< thy :3 doings. ^w^ Thousand xDD escapes of wit -^-^ Make uWu thee x3 the >w< fathew of uWu theiw idle x3 dweam, -xDD And ^.^ wack uWu thee uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ fancies. - -^.^ We-entew :33 MAWIANyA ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA - -Welcome, >w< how x3 agweed? ->w< ISABEWWA. OwO She'ww OwO take x3 the uWu entewpwise ;;w;; upon hew, ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; If xDD you ;;w;; advise :3 it. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot x3 my ^.^ consent, -OwO But x3 my entreaty UwU too. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< Wittwe uWu have xDD you to say, -x3 When xDD you ÚwÚ depawt from :3 him, but, soft ÚwÚ and low, -^-^ 'Wemembew nyow x3 my brother.' -^.^ MAWIANyA. Fear ;;w;; me not. -x3 DUKE. Nor, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ daughtew, feaw xDD you nyot uWu at all. ->w< He >_> is x3 youw :33 husband on :3 a ÚwÚ pwe-contwact. -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing xDD you OwO thus togethew UwU 'tis nyo ^w^ sin, -Sith :3 that x3 the justice of x3 youw ;;w;; titwe to ^.^ him -^-^ Doth :33 fwouwish x3 the ^.^ deceit. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us go; -Our >w< cown's to x3 weap, fow yet UwU ouw ^-^ tithe's to xDD sow. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The :3 pwison - -Entew PWOVOST ÚwÚ and POMPEY - -UwU PWOVOST. :3 Come hithew, sirrah. UwU Can xDD you :3 cut x3 off :3 a :33 man's head? -uWu POMPEY. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 man be :3 a ^.^ bachewow, ^w^ siw, UwU I can; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he be :3 a -mawwied ^w^ man, uWu he's :33 his ^w^ wife's head, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ can >_< nyevew :3 cut of :3 a -xDD woman's >_> head. -UwU PWOVOST. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, OwO weave ;;w;; me x3 youw ^.^ snyatches ÚwÚ and yield ;;w;; me :3 a direct -answer. >_< To-mowwow mownying OwO awe to ^-^ die OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >_> Bawnyawdinye. :3 Hewe ->_> is uWu in UwU ouw :3 pwison :3 a ^w^ common uWu executionyew, who uWu in :33 his ^.^ office lacks :3 a -helper; >_> if xDD you xDD wiww OwO take >w< it on xDD you to xDD assist :3 him, >w< it UwU shaww xDD wedeem -xDD you from x3 youw gyves; >_> if >_> nyot, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw full time of -^w^ impwisonment, ÚwÚ and x3 youw dewivewance with >w< an uWu unpitied UwU whipping, fow -xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 a :3 nyotowious UwU bawd. -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< an unwawfuw ;;w;; bawd time x3 out of xDD mind; >_> but yet -UwU I xDD wiww be :3 content to be :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw uWu hangman. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be uWu gwad to -receive x3 some instructions from x3 my fewwow partner. -UwU PWOVOST. >_> What :3 ho, Abhorson! :3 Whewe's x3 Abhowson OwO thewe? - -Entew ^-^ ABHOWSON - -ABHORSON. Do xDD you >_> caww, UwU siw? -UwU PWOVOST. Siwwah, hewe's :3 a fewwow xDD wiww OwO hewp xDD you to-mowwow uWu in x3 youw -xDD execution. ;;w;; If xDD you think >w< it ^w^ meet, ÚwÚ compound with ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the >w< yeaw, -ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him abide OwO hewe with uWu you; >_> if >_> nyot, use ^.^ him fow x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, -ÚwÚ and dismiss ^.^ him. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot pwead :33 his estimation with uWu you; ^.^ he hath -:33 been :3 a UwU bawd. -ABHORSON. ^-^ A ^w^ bawd, UwU siw? >w< Fie ;;w;; upon x3 him! >w< He xDD wiww discredit UwU ouw mystery. -UwU PWOVOST. Go ^.^ to, siw; xDD you >w< weigh ^.^ equawwy; :3 a ÚwÚ feathew xDD wiww turn x3 the -scawe. uWu Exit -uWu POMPEY. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^-^ favouw- fow UwU suwewy, ^w^ siw, :3 a ÚwÚ good -^.^ favouw xDD you uWu have >_> but :3 that xDD you uWu have :3 a >_< hanging wook- UwU do xDD you >_> caww, -^w^ siw, x3 youw occupation :3 a >_> mystewy? -ABHORSON. Ay, siw; :3 a mystery. -uWu POMPEY. x3 Painting, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have heard say, >_> is :3 a mystewy; ÚwÚ and x3 youw -OwO whowes, ^w^ siw, ^.^ being members of x3 my occupation, UwU using OwO painting, UwU do -^-^ pwuv x3 my occupation :3 a mystewy; >_> but >_> what mystery there >_> shouwd be -uWu in hanging, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd be uWu hang'd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot imaginye. -ABHORSON. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is :3 a mystery. -uWu POMPEY. :3 Pwoof? -ABHORSON. Evewy true :33 man's apparel ^w^ fits x3 youw x3 thief: >_> if >w< it be ^w^ too -xDD wittwe fow x3 youw :33 thief, x3 youw true x3 man ^w^ thinks >w< it big >_< enyough; >_> if >w< it -be ^w^ too big fow x3 youw :33 thief, x3 youw UwU thief ^w^ thinks >w< it xDD wittwe >_< enyough; UwU so -every true :33 man's apparel ^w^ fits x3 youw >w< thief. - -^.^ We-entew PWOVOST - -UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 agweed? -uWu POMPEY. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww serve him; fow UwU I UwU do find x3 youw ;;w;; hangman >_> is :3 a ^.^ mowe -penitent OwO twade than x3 youw ^w^ bawd; ^.^ he xDD doth ^w^ oftenyew ^w^ ask forgiveness. -UwU PWOVOST. >_< You, sirrah, provide x3 youw >_< bwock ÚwÚ and x3 youw axe to-mowwow -fouw OwO o'cwock. -ABHORSON. :3 Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ bawd; UwU I xDD wiww instwuct uWu thee uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ twade; x3 fowwow. -uWu POMPEY. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe to ÚwÚ weawn, siw; ÚwÚ and UwU I hope, >_> if xDD you uWu have ;;w;; occasion -to use ;;w;; me fow x3 youw UwU own tuwn, xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me xDD yawe; fow OwO twuwy, -^w^ siw, fow x3 youw OwO kindnyess UwU I >_> owe xDD you :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 tuwn. -UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ hithew Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. -Exeunt ^-^ ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY -xDD Th' one >_> has x3 my pity; nyot :3 a jot x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -uWu Being :3 a muwdewew, ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 my ^-^ bwothew. - -Entew xDD CWAUDIO - -x3 Wook, hewe's x3 the warrant, Claudio, fow >w< thy ÚwÚ death; -'Tis nyow >_< dead midnight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by eight to-mowwow -^.^ Thou ^w^ must be UwU made xDD immowtaw. :3 Whewe's Bawnyawdinye? -CLAUDIO. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast :3 wock'd x3 up uWu in :33 sweep >_< as ;;w;; guiwtwess labour -x3 When >w< it wies stawkwy uWu in x3 the ^w^ twavewwew's xDD bonyes. ->w< He xDD wiww nyot wake. -UwU PWOVOST. Who ^.^ can UwU do ÚwÚ good on him? -xDD Weww, x3 go, >_> pwepawe OwO youwsewf. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] OwO But hark, >_> what -^w^ nyoise? -uWu Heaven UwU give x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits comfort! uWu Exit xDD CWAUDIO -xDD [Knyocking continyues] ^-^ By ÚwÚ and by. -UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is x3 some UwU pawdon ow reprieve -For x3 the UwU most ^-^ gentwe ^-^ Cwaudio. - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as >w< befowe - -Welcome, :33 fathew. -x3 DUKE. uWu The best ÚwÚ and UwU whowesom'st ;;w;; spiwits of x3 the >w< nyight -xDD Envewop UwU you, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Pwovost! Who ^w^ caww'd OwO hewe of uWu wate? -UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ Nyonye, xDD since x3 the OwO cuwfew OwO wung. -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot Isabel? -UwU PWOVOST. No. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ They xDD wiww >w< then, ewe't be wong. -UwU PWOVOST. >_> What uWu comfowt >_> is fow Cwaudio? -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe's x3 some uWu in ^-^ hope. -UwU PWOVOST. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a UwU bittew xDD deputy. -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, nyot so; :33 his >w< wife >_> is pawawwew'd -Even with x3 the ^w^ stwoke ÚwÚ and winye of :33 his great justice; ->w< He xDD doth with >w< howy OwO abstinyence uWu subdue -:33 That uWu in >_< himsewf which ^.^ he :33 spuws on :33 his pow'w -;;w;; To OwO quawify uWu in ÚwÚ othews. ^.^ Wewe ^.^ he UwU meaw'd with :3 that ->_< Which ^.^ he cowwects, xDD then :3 wewe ^.^ he tyrannous; -OwO But ÚwÚ this ^.^ being >_> so, uWu he's ;;w;; just. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] Now OwO awe ;;w;; they -x3 come. uWu Exit PWOVOST -This >_> is :3 a ^-^ gentwe >w< pwovost; seldom when -uWu The x3 steewed gaowew >_> is x3 the :33 fwiend of ^.^ men. xDD [Knyocking ;;w;; within] -How now, >_> what noise! :33 That spirit's >_< possess'd with ^.^ haste -:33 That wounds x3 th' ^-^ unsisting postewn with these >w< stwokes. - -^.^ We-entew PWOVOST - -UwU PWOVOST. >_> Thewe ^.^ he ^w^ must xDD stay ÚwÚ untiw x3 the officer -Awise to wet ^.^ him UwU in; ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ caww'd :33 up. -x3 DUKE. :3 Have xDD you nyo countewmand fow OwO Cwaudio yet -OwO But ^.^ he ^w^ must ^-^ die ^-^ to-mowwow? -UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ Nyonye, ^w^ siw, none. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; As nyeaw x3 the >_> dawnying, >w< Pwovost, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ->_> You UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe ere xDD mownying. -UwU PWOVOST. :33 Happiwy ->_> You ^-^ something know; yet UwU I ^-^ bewieve there x3 comes -No countermand; nyo xDD such ^w^ exampwe uWu have >_< we. -:33 Besides, ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ siege of justice, -Lord :3 Angewo hath to x3 the public ear -Pwofess'd x3 the ^.^ contwawy. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW -This >_> is :33 his :3 wowdship's man. -x3 DUKE. xDD And OwO hewe x3 comes :33 Cwaudio's pardon. -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My ;;w;; wowd hath sent xDD you ÚwÚ this UwU nyote; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this further -charge, :3 that xDD you ^w^ swewve nyot from x3 the xDD smawwest uWu awticwe of :33 it, -:3 nyeithew uWu in time, >w< mattew, ow othew ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. ^-^ Good uWu mowwow; fow ->_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >w< it >_> is almost x3 day. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey ^.^ him. uWu Exit MESSENGEW -x3 DUKE. :3 [Aside] This >_> is :33 his pardon, >w< puwchas'd ^.^ by xDD such x3 sin -For which x3 the ^w^ pawdonyew >_< himsewf >_> is UwU in; -OwO Hence hath offence :33 his ^w^ quick >w< cewewity, -x3 When >w< it >_> is :3 bownye uWu in xDD high authowity. -x3 When :33 vice x3 makes mercy, mewcy's UwU so >_< extended -:33 That fow x3 the fauwt's wuv >_> is x3 th' offender :33 fwiended. ->_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >_> what nyews? -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I told xDD you: Lord ^w^ Angewo, ;;w;; bewike uWu thinking ;;w;; me remiss uWu in >_< minye -office, ÚwÚ awakens ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; unwonted OwO putting-on; uWu methinks -OwO stwangewy, fow ^.^ he hath nyot ;;w;; us'd >w< it befowe. -x3 DUKE. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> wet's heaw. -UwU PWOVOST. [Weads] ;;w;; 'Whatsoevew xDD you OwO may hear to x3 the >_< contwawy, wet -OwO Cwaudio be executed ^.^ by fouw of x3 the clock, x3 and, uWu in x3 the ;;w;; aftewnyoon, ->_> Bawnyawdinye. For x3 my xDD bettew x3 satisfaction, wet ;;w;; me uWu have :33 Cwaudio's ->_> head sent ;;w;; me ^.^ by five. Let ÚwÚ this be :33 duwy performed, with :3 a xDD thought -:3 that ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ depends on >w< it than ^.^ we ^w^ must yet deliver. ^-^ Thus fail nyot -to UwU do x3 youw office, >_< as xDD you xDD wiww answew >w< it uWu at x3 youw ^-^ pewiw.' ->_> What >_> say xDD you to uWu this, UwU siw? -x3 DUKE. >_> What >_> is :3 that Bawnyawdinye who >_> is to be executed uWu in x3 th' -afternoon? -UwU PWOVOST. ^-^ A >_> Bohemian OwO bown; >_> but OwO hewe nurs'd x3 up ÚwÚ and bred. -x3 Onye :3 that >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew >w< nyinye years ^-^ owd. -x3 DUKE. How ^-^ came >w< it :3 that x3 the absent >w< Duke xDD had nyot xDD eithew :33 dewivew'd ^.^ him -to :33 his ^w^ wibewty ow executed him? UwU I uWu have heard >w< it UwU was OwO evew :33 his -^w^ mannyew to UwU do :3 so. -UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ His ^w^ fwiends still ;;w;; wwought reprieves fow him; x3 and, :33 indeed, -:33 his fact, >w< tiww nyow uWu in x3 the guvwnment of Lord ^w^ Angewo, ^-^ came nyot to ->w< an ÚwÚ undoubted :33 pwoof. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is nyow appawent? -UwU PWOVOST. :3 Most manifest, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< denyied ^.^ by himself. -x3 DUKE. >_< Hath ^.^ he :3 bownye >_< himsewf ÚwÚ penyitentwy uWu in UwU pwison? How ;;w;; seems ^.^ he to -be touch'd? -UwU PWOVOST. ^-^ A x3 man :3 that appwehends :33 death nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ dweadfuwwy >_> but >_< as :3 a -^w^ dwunken ^w^ sweep; careless, ^w^ weckwess, ÚwÚ and fearless, of UwU what's past, -ÚwÚ pwesent, ow to >_< come; insensible of OwO mowtawity ÚwÚ and desperately -mowtaw. -x3 DUKE. >w< He wants xDD advice. -UwU PWOVOST. >w< He xDD wiww hear none. >w< He hath evewmowe xDD had x3 the ^w^ wibewty of x3 the -prison; UwU give ^.^ him OwO weave to escape hence, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 nyot; UwU dwunk UwU many -times :3 a ^-^ day, >_> if nyot UwU many OwO days entiwewy drunk. We uWu have xDD vewy ;;w;; oft -:33 awak'd :3 him, >_< as >_> if to carry ^.^ him to execution, ÚwÚ and ^w^ show'd ^.^ him :3 a -ÚwÚ seeming :33 wawwant fow uWu it; >w< it hath nyot ^-^ muvd ^.^ him uWu at all. -x3 DUKE. uWu Mowe of ^.^ him x3 anyon. >_> Thewe >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in x3 youw >_> bwow, >w< Pwovost, -honesty ÚwÚ and >_< constancy. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ wead >w< it nyot OwO twuwy, x3 my UwU ancient :3 skiww -beguiwes OwO me; >_> but uWu in x3 the boldness of x3 my x3 cunnying UwU I xDD wiww uWu way mysewf -uWu in ÚwÚ hazawd. Claudio, ÚwÚ whom OwO hewe xDD you uWu have :33 wawwant to :33 execute, >_> is nyo -:33 gweatew forfeit to x3 the law than :3 Angewo who hath ^-^ sentenc'd ^.^ him. ;;w;; To ->_< make xDD you understand ÚwÚ this uWu in :3 a UwU manyifested xDD effect, UwU I ^w^ cwave >_> but fouw ->_> days' respite; fow x3 the which xDD you OwO awe to UwU do ;;w;; me both :3 a xDD pwesent ÚwÚ and -:3 a uWu dangewous uWu couwtesy. -UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, uWu in UwU what? -x3 DUKE. ^w^ In x3 the >_> dewaying death. -UwU PWOVOST. OwO Awack! How OwO may UwU I UwU do :33 it, xDD having x3 the >_> houw limited, ÚwÚ and >w< an -express >_> command, :33 undew :33 penyawty, to ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his >_> head uWu in x3 the x3 view -of x3 Angewo? UwU I OwO may >_< make x3 my case >_< as Claudio's, to OwO cwoss ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 the -smawwest. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ By x3 the vow of >_< minye order, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, >_> if x3 my instructions -OwO may be x3 youw x3 guide. Let ÚwÚ this Bawnyawdinye be ÚwÚ this mownying >_> executed, -ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> head :3 bownye to Angewo. -UwU PWOVOST. :3 Angewo hath :3 seen them xDD both, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww OwO discuvw x3 the UwU favouw. -x3 DUKE. >_< O, ^w^ death's :3 a great ^.^ disguisew; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may >_< add to :3 it. ^w^ Shave -x3 the >_> head ÚwÚ and :33 tie x3 the beawd; ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< it UwU was x3 the ^.^ desiwe of x3 the -penitent to be UwU so baw'd >w< befowe :33 his death. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the course >_> is -:33 common. ;;w;; If ;;w;; anything faww to xDD you ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than thanks ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ good fowtunye, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ saint ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^-^ pwofess, UwU I xDD wiww pwead OwO against ->w< it with x3 my life. -UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ good father; >w< it >_> is OwO against x3 my uWu oath. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Wewe xDD you sworn to x3 the ;;w;; Duke, ow to x3 the >_> deputy? -UwU PWOVOST. ;;w;; To ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to :33 his >_< substitutes. -x3 DUKE. >_> You xDD wiww think xDD you uWu have UwU made nyo offence >_> if x3 the >w< Duke OwO avouch -x3 the justice of x3 youw dealing? -UwU PWOVOST. OwO But >_> what likelihood >_> is uWu in ^-^ that? -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a xDD wesembwance, >_> but :3 a certainty. ÚwÚ Yet xDD since UwU I >_> see xDD you -x3 feawfuw, :3 that :3 nyeithew x3 my uWu coat, >w< integwity, nor persuasion, ^.^ can -with ^w^ ease x3 attempt UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go further than UwU I ^-^ meant, to pluck -aww OwO feaws x3 out of OwO you. Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and UwU seaw of -x3 the uWu Duke. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the :3 chawactew, UwU I doubt x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ signyet >_> is -nyot ;;w;; stwange to OwO you. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^.^ knyow them xDD both. -x3 DUKE. uWu The contents of ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ^-^ wetuwn of x3 the ^-^ Duke; xDD you UwU shaww -:3 anyon >_> uvw-wead >w< it uWu at x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww find within -these >w< two OwO days ^.^ he xDD wiww be hewe. This >_> is :3 a ^.^ thing :3 that :3 Angewo xDD knyows -x3 nyot; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ this xDD vewy day weceives x3 wettews of ;;w;; stwange OwO tenyouw, -x3 pewchance of x3 the Duke's UwU death, x3 pewchance entering x3 into x3 some -OwO monyastewy; but, ^.^ by chance, >_< nyothing of >_> what >_> is >w< wwit. x3 Wook, x3 th' -^-^ unfowding :33 staw ;;w;; cawws x3 up x3 the ^-^ shephewd. >_> Put nyot >_> youwsewf x3 into -amazement >w< how these ^.^ things >_> shouwd x3 be: aww xDD difficuwties OwO awe >_> but -^w^ easy when ;;w;; they OwO awe knyown. ;;w;; Caww x3 youw uWu executionyew, ÚwÚ and x3 off with -Barnardine's >_> head. UwU I xDD wiww UwU give ^.^ him :3 a xDD pwesent ÚwÚ shwift, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advise -^.^ him fow :3 a xDD bettew ;;w;; pwace. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ amaz'd, >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU shaww ->_> absowutewy wesowve OwO you. :3 Come :3 away; >w< it >_> is almost ^-^ cweaw uWu dawn. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The :3 pwison - -Entew POMPEY - -uWu POMPEY. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww >_> acquainted OwO hewe >_< as UwU I UwU was uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; house of -x3 pwofession; one ^.^ wouwd think >w< it :3 wewe Mistress xDD Ovewdonye's UwU own -house, fow OwO hewe be UwU many of her ;;w;; owd xDD customews. ^.^ Fiwst, hewe's xDD young ->_< Mastew ^-^ Wash; uWu he's uWu in fow :3 a :3 commodity of >_> bwown paper ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd -:3 gingew, >w< nyinye ÚwÚ scowe ÚwÚ and seventeen uWu pounds, of which ^.^ he UwU made five ->w< mawks ready money. OwO Mawwy, xDD then gingew UwU was nyot much uWu in ÚwÚ wequest, -fow x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 women :3 wewe aww uWu dead. UwU Then >_> is there OwO hewe one >_< Mastew -Capew, uWu at x3 the >_> suit of >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Thweepiwe x3 the ÚwÚ mewcew, fow x3 some fouw -^w^ suits of >_< peach-cowouw'd UwU satin, which nyow xDD peaches ^.^ him :3 a x3 beggaw. -UwU Then uWu have ^.^ we OwO hewe xDD young ^.^ Dizy, ÚwÚ and xDD young >_< Mastew ^w^ Deepvow, ÚwÚ and ->_< Mastew ^.^ Coppewspuw, ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew Starvelackey, x3 the rapier ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ daggew -^w^ man, ÚwÚ and xDD young ÚwÚ Dwopheiw :3 that kill'd ÚwÚ wusty x3 Pudding, ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew -Fowthwight x3 the tiwtew, ÚwÚ and >_< bwave >_< Mastew Shootie x3 the great -x3 twavewwew, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd ÚwÚ Hawfcan :3 that stabb'd >w< Pots, x3 and, UwU I >_< think, ->w< fowty more- aww great ;;w;; doews uWu in UwU ouw twade, ÚwÚ and OwO awe nyow UwU 'fow x3 the -Lord's sake.' - -Entew ^-^ ABHOWSON - -ABHORSON. Siwwah, ;;w;; bwing Bawnyawdinye hithew. -uWu POMPEY. >_< Mastew :3 Bawnyawdinye! >_> You ^w^ must rise ÚwÚ and be uWu hang'd, >_< Mastew -:3 Bawnyawdinye! -ABHORSON. >_> What :3 ho, :3 Bawnyawdinye! -BAWNyAWDINyE. :33 [Within] ^-^ A uWu pox ^.^ o' x3 youw throats! Who x3 makes :3 that noise -OwO thewe? >_> What OwO awe you? -uWu POMPEY. uWu Youw OwO fwiends, siw; x3 the uWu hangman. >_> You ^w^ must be UwU so UwU good, ^w^ siw, -to rise ÚwÚ and be put to death. -BAWNyAWDINyE. :3 [ OwO Within xDD ] :33 Away, xDD you :33 wogue, :3 away; UwU I ^w^ am xDD sweepy. -ABHORSON. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he ^w^ must >w< awake, ÚwÚ and :3 that quickly UwU too. -uWu POMPEY. ÚwÚ Pway, >_< Mastew :33 Bawnyawdinye, awake >w< tiww xDD you OwO awe >_> executed, ÚwÚ and -:33 sweep uWu aftewwawds. -ABHORSON. Go uWu in to :3 him, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ him OwO out. -uWu POMPEY. >w< He >_> is uWu coming, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> is >w< coming; UwU I hear :33 his >w< stwaw rustle. - -Entew UwU BAWNyAWDINyE - -ABHORSON. Is x3 the axe ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 bwock, ÚwÚ siwwah? -uWu POMPEY. Very :3 weady, sir. -BAWNyAWDINyE. How now, >_> Abhowson, UwU what's x3 the nyews with you? -ABHORSON. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe xDD you to >_< cwap x3 into x3 youw pwayews; -for, wook UwU you, x3 the wawwant's x3 come. -BAWNyAWDINyE. >_> You :33 wogue, UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU dwinking aww ^w^ nyight; UwU I ^w^ am nyot -:3 fitted xDD fow't. -uWu POMPEY. >_< O, x3 the better, sir! For ^.^ he :3 that dwinks aww >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >_> is -hanged betimes uWu in x3 the mownying OwO may :33 sweep x3 the sounder aww x3 the :3 nyext -x3 day. - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, disguised >_< as >w< befowe - -ABHORSON. Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 youw ghostly :33 fathew. -Do ^.^ we xDD jest now, think you? -x3 DUKE. UwU Siw, >_< induced ^.^ by x3 my chawity, ÚwÚ and hearing >w< how OwO hastiwy xDD you OwO awe -to depart, UwU I ^w^ am come to ;;w;; advise UwU you, uWu comfowt UwU you, ÚwÚ and pray with -OwO you. -BAWNyAWDINyE. uWu Fwiaw, nyot x3 I; UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU dwinking x3 hawd aww night, ÚwÚ and -UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ^.^ mowe time to >_> pwepawe uWu me, ow ;;w;; they UwU shaww xDD beat x3 out x3 my -brains with >_> biwwets. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< consent to ^-^ die ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ^w^ that's -cewtain. -x3 DUKE. >_< O, UwU Siw, xDD you :3 must; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I :33 beseech xDD you -Wook forward on x3 the ^w^ jouwnyey xDD you UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. -BAWNyAWDINyE. UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ die ^w^ to-day fow xDD any :33 man's UwU pewsuasion. -x3 DUKE. OwO But hear :3 you- -BAWNyAWDINyE. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a wowd; >_> if xDD you uWu have ;;w;; anything to >_> say to uWu me, come to -x3 my wawd; fow thence xDD wiww nyot UwU I ^w^ to-day. uWu Exit -x3 DUKE. UwU Unfit to ^w^ wive ow die. x3 O OwO gwavew :33 heawt! ->w< Aftew :3 him, UwU fewwows; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him to x3 the block. -Exeunt ^-^ ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY - -Entew PWOVOST - -UwU PWOVOST. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >w< how UwU do xDD you find x3 the prisoner? -x3 DUKE. ^-^ A creature unprepar'd, OwO unmeet fow ÚwÚ death; -xDD And to transport ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^-^ mind ^.^ he >_> is -^.^ Wewe uWu damnyabwe. -UwU PWOVOST. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 the pwison, ÚwÚ fathew, ->_> Thewe >w< died ÚwÚ this mownying of :3 a UwU cwuew x3 fevew -x3 Onye >_> Wagozinye, :3 a UwU most :3 nyotowious ^.^ piwate, -^-^ A x3 man of :33 Cwaudio's uWu yeaws; :33 his ^w^ beawd ÚwÚ and >_> head -;;w;; Just of :33 his :3 cowouw. >_> What >_> if ^.^ we UwU do x3 omit -This >_> wepwobate >w< tiww ^.^ he :3 wewe weww OwO incwin'd, -xDD And satisfy x3 the OwO deputy with x3 the >w< visage -Of >_> Wagozinye, ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike to Cwaudio? -x3 DUKE. >_< O, UwU 'tis >w< an :33 accident :3 that heaven :33 pwovides! -OwO Dispatch >w< it ^-^ pwesentwy; x3 the >_> houw ÚwÚ dwaws on -Pwefix'd ^.^ by Angewo. xDD See ÚwÚ this be :33 donye, -xDD And sent accowding to :33 command; whiwes UwU I -xDD Pewsuade ÚwÚ this wude uWu wwetch ^w^ wiwwingwy to die. -UwU PWOVOST. This UwU shaww be :33 donye, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fathew, presently. -OwO But Bawnyawdinye ^w^ must ^-^ die ÚwÚ this afternoon; -xDD And >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< continyue Claudio, -;;w;; To :3 save ;;w;; me from x3 the danger :3 that ^w^ might come -;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ awive? -x3 DUKE. Let ÚwÚ this be UwU donye: ->_> Put them uWu in secret ^-^ howds, both Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. -Ere twice x3 the sun hath UwU made :33 his UwU jouwnyaw :3 gweeting -;;w;; To x3 the :33 undew genyewation, xDD you UwU shaww find -uWu Youw :33 safety manyifested. -UwU PWOVOST. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw fwee OwO dependant. -x3 DUKE. OwO Quick, >_> dispatch, ÚwÚ and >_> send x3 the >_> head to Angewo. -uWu Exit PWOVOST -Now xDD wiww UwU I >w< wwite x3 wettews to ^-^ Angewo- -uWu The >w< Pwovost, ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU beaw OwO them- x3 whose contents -Shall >_> witnyess to ^.^ him UwU I ^w^ am nyeaw uWu at ^.^ home, -xDD And :3 that, ^.^ by great injunctions, UwU I ^w^ am bound -;;w;; To enter ^-^ pubwicwy. xDD Him I'll ^.^ desiwe -;;w;; To :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the OwO consecwated :33 fount, -^-^ A :33 weague bewow x3 the >_> city; ÚwÚ and from thence, -^-^ By UwU cowd ^.^ gwadation ÚwÚ and ^.^ weww-bawanc'd fowm. -We UwU shaww proceed with Angewo. - -^.^ We-entew PWOVOST - -UwU PWOVOST. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the head; I'll carry >w< it :3 mysewf. -x3 DUKE. Convenyient >_> is :3 it. ^-^ Make :3 a UwU swift OwO wetuwn; -For UwU I ^.^ wouwd commune with xDD you of xDD such ^.^ things -:33 That ^.^ want nyo ear >_> but x3 youws. -UwU PWOVOST. I'll >_< make aww ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 [ OwO Within xDD ] uWu Peace, :3 ho, be here! -x3 DUKE. uWu The >_> tongue of ÚwÚ Isabew. >_> She's come to ^.^ knyow -;;w;; If yet her brother's UwU pawdon be come hithew; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep her ÚwÚ ignyowant of her UwU good, -;;w;; To >_< make her ^-^ heavenwy UwU comfowts of despair -x3 When >w< it >_> is least :3 expected. - -Entew >_> ISABEWWA - ->w< ISABEWWA. >w< Ho, ^.^ by x3 youw leave! -x3 DUKE. ^-^ Good mownying to UwU you, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious >w< daughtew. ->w< ISABEWWA. uWu The better, UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by UwU so >w< howy :3 a man. ->_< Hath yet x3 the OwO deputy sent x3 my brother's xDD pawdon? -x3 DUKE. >w< He hath releas'd :3 him, Isabel, from x3 the wowwd. -ÚwÚ His >_> head >_> is x3 off ÚwÚ and sent to Angewo. ->w< ISABEWWA. Nyay, >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is nyo :3 othew. -uWu Show x3 youw wisdom, ^w^ daughtew, uWu in x3 youw ^-^ cwose patience, ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU I xDD wiww to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and pluck x3 out :33 his xDD eyes! -x3 DUKE. >_> You UwU shaww nyot be admitted to :33 his :33 sight. ->w< ISABEWWA. Unhappy :33 Cwaudio! ^.^ Wwetched Isabew! -Injurious ;;w;; wowwd! :3 Most uWu damnyed uWu Angewo! -x3 DUKE. This nor OwO huwts ^.^ him nor pwofits xDD you :3 a xDD jot; -OwO Fowbeaw :33 it, thewefowe; UwU give x3 youw cause to UwU heaven. ->_> Mawk >_> what UwU I say, which xDD you UwU shaww find -^-^ By every syllable :3 a faithfuw >_> vewity. -uWu The >w< Duke x3 comes ^.^ home ÚwÚ to-mowwow. Nyay, xDD dwy x3 youw :3 eyes. -x3 Onye of UwU ouw covent, ÚwÚ and :33 his confessow, ->w< Gives ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^.^ instance. x3 Awweady ^.^ he hath cawwied -x3 Nyotice to Escalus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Angewo, -Who UwU do >_> pwepawe to :3 meet ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^.^ gates, ->_> Thewe to UwU give x3 up uWu theiw xDD pow'w. ;;w;; If xDD you ^-^ can, >_> pace x3 youw ^.^ wisdom -^w^ In :3 that ÚwÚ good path :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish >w< it x3 go, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww uWu have x3 youw ^w^ bosom on ÚwÚ this :3 wwetch, -Gwace of x3 the ;;w;; Duke, :33 wevenges to x3 youw uWu heawt, -xDD And general honyouw. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ diwected ^.^ by OwO you. -x3 DUKE. This letter, >w< then, to uWu Fwiaw Petew ^w^ give; -'Tis :3 that ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me of x3 the Duke's wetuwn. -Say, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this token, UwU I ^.^ desiwe :33 his >_< company -At Mariana's ;;w;; house to-night. :3 Hew cause ÚwÚ and >_> youws -I'll :3 pewfect ^.^ him withal; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing xDD you -^.^ Befowe x3 the ^-^ Duke; ÚwÚ and to x3 the >_> head of :3 Angewo -^w^ Accuse ^.^ him ^.^ home ÚwÚ and >_> home. For x3 my poor ;;w;; sewf, -UwU I ^w^ am combinyed ^.^ by :3 a uWu sacwed ^w^ vow, -xDD And UwU shaww be UwU absent. uWu Wend xDD you with ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. -xDD Command these fretting watews from x3 youw eyes -With :3 a >w< wight heawt; :33 twust nyot x3 my >w< howy order, -;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; pewvewt x3 youw course. Who's hewe? - -Entew WUCIO - -LUCIO. ^-^ Good xDD even. uWu Fwiaw, where's x3 the Provost? -x3 DUKE. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 within, sir. -LUCIO. x3 O OwO pwetty Isabewwa, UwU I ^w^ am pawe uWu at >_< minye >_< heawt to >_> see ^.^ thinye eyes -UwU so red. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must be uWu patient. UwU I ^w^ am >_> fain to ÚwÚ dinye ÚwÚ and UwU sup with -UwU watew ÚwÚ and >w< bwan; UwU I dawe nyot fow x3 my >_> head ^w^ fiww x3 my belly; one -:33 fwuitfuw ^w^ meaw ^.^ wouwd uWu set ;;w;; me to't. OwO But ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww be -OwO hewe ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ^-^ By x3 my troth, Isabel, UwU I :3 wov'd >w< thy ^-^ bwothew. ;;w;; If x3 the -;;w;; owd OwO fantasticaw >w< Duke of dark ^-^ cownyews xDD had :33 been uWu at ^.^ home, ^.^ he xDD had -wived. uWu Exit >_> ISABEWWA -x3 DUKE. UwU Siw, x3 the >w< Duke >_> is marvellous xDD wittwe beholding to x3 youw xDD wepowts; ->_> but x3 the best ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyot uWu in OwO them. -LUCIO. uWu Fwiaw, xDD thou knowest nyot x3 the >w< Duke UwU so weww >_< as UwU I do; uWu he's :3 a -xDD bettew :3 woodman than xDD thou :33 tak'st ^.^ him ;;w;; fow. -x3 DUKE. xDD Weww, you'ww answew ÚwÚ this one x3 day. >w< Fawe OwO ye well. -LUCIO. Nyay, >_< tawwy; I'll OwO go :3 awong with ÚwÚ thee; UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu thee OwO pwetty -;;w;; tawes of x3 the uWu Duke. -x3 DUKE. >_> You uWu have told ;;w;; me ^w^ too UwU many of ^.^ him already, ^w^ siw, >_> if ;;w;; they be -true; >_> if nyot ^-^ twue, >_< nyonye :3 wewe enyough. -LUCIO. UwU I UwU was >_> once >w< befowe ^.^ him fow UwU getting :3 a OwO wench with :33 chiwd. -x3 DUKE. Did xDD you xDD such :3 a ;;w;; thing? -LUCIO. Yes, marry, uWu did x3 I; >_> but UwU I UwU was >_> fain to >w< fowsweaw >w< it: ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ->_> ewse uWu have mawwied ;;w;; me to x3 the wotten >w< medwaw. -x3 DUKE. UwU Siw, x3 youw >_< company >_> is fairer than honest. xDD West xDD you well. -LUCIO. ^-^ By x3 my troth, I'll OwO go with uWu thee to x3 the >_> wanye's OwO end. ;;w;; If ^w^ bawdy -tawk ^-^ offend UwU you, we'll uWu have xDD vewy xDD wittwe of :3 it. Nyay, >_< fwiaw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a -uWu kind of >w< buww; UwU I UwU shaww stick. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -:33 ANGEWO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ANGEWO ÚwÚ and UwU ESCAWUS - ->_< ESCAWUS. Evewy >_> wettew ^.^ he hath ^-^ wwit hath :33 disvouch'd :3 othew. -OwO ANGEWO. ^w^ In UwU most unyeven ÚwÚ and distracted ^-^ mannyew. ÚwÚ His ;;w;; actions x3 show much -^.^ wike to xDD madnyess; pray heaven :33 his ^.^ wisdom be nyot tainted! xDD And >w< why -:3 meet ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and :33 wedewivew UwU ouw authorities OwO thewe? ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I guess not. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD And >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ we :3 pwocwaim >w< it uWu in >w< an >_> houw >w< befowe :33 his -^w^ ent'wing :3 that, >_> if xDD any ^w^ cwave xDD wedwess of ^w^ injustice, ;;w;; they >_> shouwd -exhibit uWu theiw ^-^ petitions uWu in x3 the uWu stweet? ->_< ESCAWUS. >w< He >_< shows :33 his reason fow :33 that: to uWu have :3 a dispatch of -;;w;; compwaints; ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ dewivew >_> us from devices heweaftew, which -UwU shaww xDD then uWu have nyo powew to stand OwO against >_> us. -OwO ANGEWO. xDD Weww, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, wet >w< it be UwU pwocwaim'd; -Betimes :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; mown I'll caww xDD you uWu at x3 youw ^.^ house; -Give ÚwÚ nyotice to xDD such ;;w;; men of ;;w;; sowt ÚwÚ and >_> suit -;;w;; As OwO awe to :3 meet ^.^ him. ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I UwU shaww, siw; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -OwO ANGEWO. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. uWu Exit UwU ESCAWUS -This ^.^ deed ^.^ unshapes ;;w;; me UwU quite, x3 makes ;;w;; me unpregnant -xDD And dull to aww OwO pwoceedings. ^-^ A >w< defwow'wed x3 maid! -xDD And ^.^ by >w< an eminyent >w< body :3 that enforc'd -uWu The law OwO against :3 it! OwO But :3 that her xDD tendew ^-^ shame -Will nyot :3 pwocwaim OwO against her >_< maiden woss, -How ^w^ might ^.^ she >_> tongue me! ÚwÚ Yet reason x3 dawes her ^.^ nyo; -For x3 my ÚwÚ authowity bears :3 a UwU so cwedent >_< buwk -:33 That nyo xDD pawticuwaw OwO scandaw >_> once ^.^ can :33 touch -OwO But >w< it ;;w;; confounds x3 the :3 bweathew. >w< He >_> shouwd uWu have liv'd, -:3 Save :3 that :33 his riotous youth, with uWu dangewous sense, -^.^ Might uWu in x3 the times to come uWu have >_> ta'en UwU wevenge, -^-^ By UwU so ^w^ weceiving :3 a UwU dishonyouw'd >w< wife -With wansom of xDD such ;;w;; shame. Wouwd yet ^.^ he xDD had >w< wiv'd! -xDD Awack, when >_> once UwU ouw xDD gwace ^.^ we uWu have >w< fowgot, -Nyothing xDD goes right; ^.^ we :3 wouwd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd not. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -uWu Fiewds ^-^ without x3 the :33 town - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE uWu in :33 his UwU own habit, ÚwÚ and uWu Fwiaw ;;w;; PETEW - -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; These x3 wettews uWu at ;;w;; fit time ÚwÚ dewivew x3 me. >_> [Giving uWu wettews] -uWu The Provost xDD knyows UwU ouw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ;;w;; pwot. -uWu The ;;w;; mattew ^.^ being afoot, >_< keep x3 youw :33 instwuction -xDD And howd xDD you OwO evew to UwU ouw >_> speciaw ^w^ dwift; -;;w;; Though x3 sometimes xDD you UwU do UwU bwench from ÚwÚ this to :3 that -;;w;; As cause xDD doth minister. ^w^ Go, caww uWu at Flavius' house, -xDD And tell ^.^ him :3 whewe UwU I >_< stay; UwU give x3 the ^.^ wike ÚwÚ nyotice -;;w;; To >w< Vawentinyus, ;;w;; Wowwand, ÚwÚ and to Cwassus, -xDD And bid them ;;w;; bwing x3 the trumpets to x3 the >_> gate; -OwO But >_> send ;;w;; me Flavius fiwst. -^w^ PETEW. ^.^ It UwU shaww be speeded well. uWu Exit UwU FWIAW - -Entew :33 VAWWIUS - -x3 DUKE. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ Vawwius; xDD thou x3 hast UwU made ÚwÚ good ^.^ haste. -^.^ Come, ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ wawk. >_> Thewe's othew of UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends -Will x3 gweet >_> us OwO hewe x3 anyon. OwO My ^-^ gentwe Vawwius! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -^-^ A :3 stweet nyeaw x3 the UwU city uWu gate - -Entew >_> ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and :33 MAWIANyA - ->w< ISABEWWA. ;;w;; To speak UwU so indirectly UwU I ^w^ am woath; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say x3 the truth; >_> but to ;;w;; accuse ^.^ him >_> so, -:33 That >_> is x3 youw part. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ am :33 advis'd to UwU do uWu it; ->w< He says, to veiw full puwpose. -^.^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. ->w< ISABEWWA. :33 Besides, ^.^ he uWu tewws ;;w;; me :3 that, >_> if pewadventuwe ->w< He speak OwO against ;;w;; me on x3 the advewse side, -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot think >w< it :3 stwange; fow UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; physic ->w< That's UwU bittew to x3 sweet OwO end. -^.^ MAWIANyA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu Fwiaw Peter- - -Entew UwU FWIAW ;;w;; PETEW - ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, peace! x3 the >w< fwiaw >_> is x3 come. -^w^ PETEW. ^.^ Come, UwU I uWu have >_> found xDD you x3 out :3 a stand UwU most >w< fit, -Whewe xDD you OwO may uWu have xDD such ;;w;; vantage on x3 the >w< Duke ->w< He UwU shaww nyot pass OwO you. xDD Twice uWu have x3 the trumpets :3 sounded; -uWu The OwO genyewous ÚwÚ and gravest :3 citizens -:3 Have uWu hent x3 the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy nyeaw ;;w;; upon -uWu The >w< Duke >_> is OwO ent'wing; OwO thewefowe, hence, xDD away. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The UwU city uWu gate - -Entew uWu at sevewaw x3 doows ^w^ DUKE, >w< VAWWIUS, ÚwÚ WOWDS; ^w^ ANGEWO, :3 ESCAWUS, uWu Wucio, -:33 PWOVOST, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu CITIZENS - -x3 DUKE. OwO My xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowthy OwO cousin, ^.^ faiwwy OwO met! -Our ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and faithfuw fwiend, ^.^ we OwO awe uWu gwad to >_> see OwO you. -^w^ ANGEWO, >_< ESCAWUS. Happy ^-^ wetuwn be to x3 youw royal Grace! -x3 DUKE. xDD Many ÚwÚ and x3 heawty ^-^ thankings to xDD you xDD both. -We uWu have UwU made inquiwy of UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we hear ->w< Such xDD goodnyess of x3 youw justice :3 that UwU ouw :3 souw -UwU Cannyot >_> but yield xDD you fowth to public thanks, ->_> Fowewunnying ^.^ mowe ^w^ wequitaw. -OwO ANGEWO. >_> You >_< make x3 my xDD bonds still ;;w;; gweatew. -x3 DUKE. >_< O, x3 youw desewt xDD speaks :3 woud; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> shouwd wrong >w< it -;;w;; To OwO wock >w< it uWu in x3 the wards of UwU cuvwt x3 bosom, -x3 When >w< it ^-^ desewves, with uWu chawactews of bwass, -^-^ A forted residence uWu 'gainst x3 the ^.^ tooth of time -xDD And ;;w;; wazuwe of x3 obwivion. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. -xDD And wet x3 the x3 subject see, to >_< make them ^.^ knyow -:33 That :33 outwawd couwtesies ^.^ wouwd >_> fain :3 pwocwaim -Favours :3 that >_< keep x3 within. ^.^ Come, >_> Escawus, ->_> You ^w^ must UwU wawk ^.^ by >_> us on UwU ouw othew uWu hand, -xDD And ÚwÚ good suppowtews OwO awe OwO you. - -Entew UwU FWIAW ;;w;; PETEW ÚwÚ and >_> ISABEWWA - -^w^ PETEW. Now >_> is x3 youw time; speak woud, ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyeew >w< befowe ^.^ him. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 Justice, x3 O royal >w< Duke! ^.^ Vaiw x3 youw regard ->_> Upon :3 a :33 wwong'd- UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have uWu said :3 a x3 maid! -x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy >_< Pwince, x3 dishonyouw nyot x3 youw ^w^ eye -^-^ By thwowing >w< it on xDD any othew :33 object -Tiww xDD you uWu have heard ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my true ^-^ compwaint, -xDD And UwU given ;;w;; me justice, justice, justice, justice. -x3 DUKE. x3 Wewate x3 youw x3 wwongs. ^w^ In UwU what? ^-^ By >w< whom? ^w^ Be bwief. -:3 Hewe >_> is Lord :3 Angewo UwU shaww UwU give xDD you justice; -^-^ Weveaw >_> youwsewf to ^.^ him. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; Duke, ->_> You bid ;;w;; me >_> seek wedemption of x3 the devil! ->w< Heaw ;;w;; me :33 youwsewf; fow :3 that which UwU I ^w^ must speak -:3 Must xDD eithew punyish uWu me, nyot ^.^ being uWu bewiev'd, -:33 Ow wring xDD wedwess from OwO you. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< O, hear uWu me, here! -OwO ANGEWO. OwO My uWu wowd, her UwU wits, UwU I feaw uWu me, OwO awe nyot ;;w;; fiwm; -:33 She hath :33 been :3 a suitor to ;;w;; me fow her brother, -Cut x3 off ^.^ by course of justice- ->w< ISABEWWA. ^-^ By course of ^.^ justice! -OwO ANGEWO. xDD And ^.^ she xDD wiww speak UwU most bittewwy ÚwÚ and x3 stwange. ->w< ISABEWWA. :3 Most >_> stwange, >_> but yet UwU most OwO twuwy, xDD wiww UwU I >_< speak. -:33 That >w< Angewo's forsworn, >_> is >w< it nyot >w< stwange? -:33 That >w< Angewo's :3 a muwdewew, :3 is't nyot >w< stwange? -:33 That :3 Angewo >_> is >w< an aduwtewous :33 thief, -^-^ An ^-^ hypocwite, :3 a viwgin-viowatow, -Is >w< it nyot ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and >w< stwange? -x3 DUKE. Nyay, >w< it >_> is ;;w;; ten times x3 stwange. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^.^ It >_> is nyot twuew ^.^ he >_> is :3 Angewo -Than ÚwÚ this >_> is aww >_< as true >_< as >w< it >_> is :3 stwange; -Nyay, >w< it >_> is ;;w;; ten times true; fow uWu twuth >_> is uWu twuth -;;w;; To x3 th' >w< end of x3 weck'nying. -x3 DUKE. UwU Away with her. OwO Poow x3 souw, -:33 She xDD speaks ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 th' infirmity of ÚwÚ sense. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >w< Pwince! UwU I x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee, >_< as xDD thou ÚwÚ bewiev'st ->_> Thewe >_> is anyothew uWu comfowt than ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, -:33 That xDD thou >_> nyegwect ;;w;; me nyot with :3 that opinyion -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am touch'd with >w< madnyess. ^-^ Make nyot xDD impossibwe -:33 That which >_> but ;;w;; seems ^-^ unwike: UwU 'tis nyot xDD impossibwe -OwO But one, x3 the wicked'st ^.^ caitiff on x3 the ground, -^-^ May xDD seem >_< as uWu shy, >_< as ^-^ gwave, >_< as >_< just, >_< as OwO absowute, -;;w;; As Angewo; even UwU so OwO may ^w^ Angewo, -^w^ In aww :33 his dressings, chawacts, >_> titwes, x3 fowms, -^w^ Be >w< an awch-viwwain. :3 Bewieve :33 it, royal >_< Pwince, -;;w;; If ^.^ he be UwU wess, uWu he's uWu nyothing; >_> but uWu he's >_> mowe, -xDD Had UwU I ^.^ mowe xDD nyame fow badnyess. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ By >_< minye :3 honyesty, -;;w;; If ^.^ she be mad, >_< as UwU I ^-^ bewieve nyo ÚwÚ othew, -:3 Hew ^-^ madnyess hath x3 the oddest fwame of sense, ->w< Such :3 a dependency of ^.^ thing on ÚwÚ thing, -;;w;; As ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heard uWu in >w< madnyess. ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, -Hawp nyot on :33 that; nor UwU do nyot banyish reason -For :3 inyequawity; >_> but wet x3 youw reason serve -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the uWu twuth appeaw :3 whewe >w< it ;;w;; seems :3 hid, -xDD And hide x3 the UwU fawse ;;w;; seems true. -x3 DUKE. xDD Many :3 that OwO awe nyot ^-^ mad -xDD Have, x3 suwe, ^.^ mowe ^.^ wack of reason. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ say? ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the :3 sistew of one Claudio, -Condemn'd ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; act of fornication -;;w;; To wose :33 his head; condemn'd ^.^ by Angewo. -I, uWu in probation of :3 a >_> sistewhood, -Was sent to ^.^ by x3 my bwothew; one Lucio -;;w;; As xDD then x3 the messengew- -LUCIO. >w< That's I, UwU an't ^.^ wike x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -UwU I ^-^ came to her from Claudio, ÚwÚ and desir'd her -;;w;; To >_> twy her >_> gwacious :3 fowtunye with Lord :3 Angewo -For her poor brother's pardon. ->w< ISABEWWA. >w< That's xDD he, indeed. -x3 DUKE. >_> You :3 wewe nyot bid to >_< speak. -LUCIO. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; -x3 Nyow >w< wish'd to howd x3 my peace. -x3 DUKE. UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you now, :33 then; ->_> Pway xDD you OwO take ^-^ nyote of uWu it; ÚwÚ and when xDD you uWu have -^-^ A business fow yourself, pray heaven xDD you xDD then -^w^ Be perfect. -LUCIO. UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw honyouw. -x3 DUKE. uWu The wawwant's fow :33 youwsewf; OwO take :3 heed to't. ->w< ISABEWWA. This ÚwÚ gentweman told >_< somewhat of x3 my ^-^ tawe. -LUCIO. :33 Wight. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It OwO may be right; >_> but xDD you OwO awe :33 i' x3 the wrong -;;w;; To speak >w< befowe x3 youw uWu time. ;;w;; Pwoceed. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I OwO went -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this pewnyicious ^.^ caitiff xDD deputy. -x3 DUKE. >w< That's >_< somewhat madly >_> spoken. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ Pawdon uWu it; -uWu The phrase >_> is to x3 the :3 mattew. -x3 DUKE. >_< Mended ;;w;; again. uWu The matter- ^-^ pwoceed. ->w< ISABEWWA. ^w^ In brief- to uWu set x3 the >_> nyeedwess xDD pwocess UwU by, -How UwU I >_> pewsuaded, >w< how UwU I ^.^ pway'd, ÚwÚ and kneel'd, -How ^.^ he UwU wefeww'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< how UwU I uWu wepwied, -For ÚwÚ this UwU was of much :33 wength- x3 the ^-^ viwe OwO concwusion -UwU I nyow x3 begin with grief ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame to uttew: ->w< He ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >_> but ^.^ by ^w^ gift of x3 my >w< chaste >w< body -;;w;; To :33 his concupiscible ^-^ intempewate x3 wust, -:33 Wewease x3 my bwothew; x3 and, ÚwÚ aftew much ;;w;; debatement, -OwO My sistewwy ^-^ wemowse ;;w;; confutes >_< minye honyouw, -xDD And UwU I uWu did yield to ^.^ him. OwO But x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; mown betimes, -ÚwÚ His OwO puwpose ^-^ suwfeiting, ^.^ he OwO sends :3 a :33 wawwant -For x3 my poor brother's >_> head. -x3 DUKE. This >_> is UwU most ;;w;; wikewy! ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 O :3 that >w< it :3 wewe >_< as ^.^ wike >_< as >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue! -x3 DUKE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, fond :3 wwetch, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot >_> what xDD thou >w< speak'st, -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD thou awt >_< subown'd OwO against :33 his honour -^w^ In hateful ^.^ pwactice. ^.^ Fiwst, :33 his >_< integwity -Stands ^-^ without >_< bwemish; next, >w< it imports nyo reason -:33 That with xDD such vehemency ^.^ he >_> shouwd pursue -:33 Fauwts OwO pwopew to himself. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD had UwU so ^.^ offended, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 weigh'd >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ by himsewf, -xDD And nyot uWu have :3 cut ^.^ him off. ;;w;; Some one hath uWu set xDD you xDD on; -^w^ Confess x3 the truth, ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ by x3 whose advice -^.^ Thou xDD cam'st OwO hewe to OwO compwain. ->w< ISABEWWA. xDD And >_> is ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ aww? -Then, x3 O xDD you blessed ministers xDD abuv, -^w^ Keep ;;w;; me uWu in >_> patience; x3 and, with >w< wipenyed time, -Unfold x3 the eviw which >_> is OwO hewe wrapt x3 up -^w^ In :3 countenyance! uWu Heaven OwO shiewd x3 youw Gwace from woe, -;;w;; As I, OwO thus wrong'd, >w< hence unbewieved :3 go! -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow you'd >_> fain be ;;w;; gonye. ^-^ An officew! -;;w;; To :3 pwison with >_> hew! Shall ^.^ we OwO thus >_< pewmit -^-^ A ÚwÚ bwasting ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 scandawous UwU bweath to faww -On ^.^ him UwU so nyeaw us? This >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be :3 a ^.^ pwactice. -Who UwU knyew of x3 youw :3 intent ÚwÚ and xDD coming uWu hithew? ->w< ISABEWWA. x3 Onye :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 wewe UwU hewe, uWu Fwiaw Wodowick. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ A ghostly ÚwÚ fathew, belike. Who xDD knyows :3 that ;;w;; Wodowick? -LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow him; UwU 'tis :3 a meddling fwiaw. -UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the xDD man; xDD had ^.^ he :33 been lay, x3 my uWu wowd, -For xDD cewtain wowds ^.^ he x3 spake OwO against x3 youw Gwace -^w^ In x3 youw :3 wetiwement, UwU I xDD had >_> swing'd ^.^ him soundly. -x3 DUKE. Words OwO against me? ÚwÚ This's :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< fwiaw, bewike! -xDD And to uWu set on ÚwÚ this wwetched OwO woman OwO hewe -^w^ Against UwU ouw ^-^ substitute! Let ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw be uWu found. -LUCIO. OwO But yestewnyight, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and :3 that >_< fwiaw, -UwU I saw them uWu at x3 the prison; :3 a ^w^ saucy >_< fwiaw, -^-^ A xDD vewy ^.^ scuwvy UwU fewwow. -^w^ PETEW. Bwessed be x3 youw royal Grace! -UwU I uWu have :33 stood UwU by, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard -uWu Youw royal ear x3 abus'd. ^.^ Fiwst, hath ÚwÚ this OwO woman -:3 Most UwU wwongfuwwy ^-^ accus'd x3 youw uWu substitute; -Who >_> is >_< as fwee from :33 touch ow UwU soiw with her -;;w;; As ^.^ she from one UwU ungot. -x3 DUKE. We uWu did ^-^ bewieve nyo :3 wess. -xDD Knyow xDD you :3 that uWu Fwiaw Lodowick :3 that ^.^ she xDD speaks UwU of? -^w^ PETEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him fow :3 a x3 man divine ÚwÚ and howy; -ÚwÚ Nyot scuwvy, nor :3 a tempowawy meddler, -;;w;; As uWu he's OwO wepowted ^.^ by ÚwÚ this gentleman; -^.^ And, on x3 my ^w^ twust, :3 a x3 man :3 that >_< nyevew yet -^w^ Did, >_< as ^.^ he OwO vouches, OwO miswepowt x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU most viwwainyouswy; ^-^ bewieve :3 it. -^w^ PETEW. xDD Weww, ^.^ he uWu in time OwO may come to ^-^ cweaw :33 himsewf; -OwO But uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 instant ^.^ he >_> is :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, -Of :3 a ;;w;; stwange fever. >_> Upon :33 his mere UwU wequest- -uWu Being come to >_< knyowwedge :3 that there UwU was ^w^ compwaint -ÚwÚ Intended uWu 'gainst Lord ^-^ Angewo- ^-^ came UwU I ÚwÚ hithew -;;w;; To :3 speak, >_< as from :33 his uWu mouth, >_> what ^.^ he xDD doth ^.^ knyow -Is true ÚwÚ and x3 fawse; ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD he, with :33 his ^-^ oath -xDD And aww pwobation, xDD wiww >_< make x3 up full cweaw, -xDD Whensoevew uWu he's :33 convented. ^.^ Fiwst, fow ÚwÚ this ^-^ woman- -;;w;; To justify ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wowthy :33 nyobweman, -^w^ So vulgarly ÚwÚ and OwO pewsonyawwy OwO accus'd- -:3 Hew UwU shaww xDD you hear ^.^ dispwuvd to her ^w^ eyes, -Tiww ^.^ she herself x3 confess :3 it. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ Good >_< fwiaw, >_> wet's hear :3 it. uWu Exit >_> ISABEWWA guawded -Do xDD you nyot ;;w;; smiwe uWu at uWu this, Lord x3 Angewo? -x3 O ^.^ heaven, x3 the vanyity of wwetched uWu foows! -Give >_> us x3 some seats. ^.^ Come, xDD cousin Angewo; -^w^ In ÚwÚ this I'll be ^-^ impawtiaw; be xDD you OwO judge -Of x3 youw UwU own OwO cause. - -Entew :33 MAWIANyA >w< veiwed - -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ^.^ witnyess, friar? -uWu FIWST wet her x3 show her >w< face, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew >_< speak. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Pawdon, x3 my wowd; UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 show x3 my OwO face -Untiw x3 my :33 husband bid x3 me. -x3 DUKE. What, OwO awe xDD you uWu mawwied? -^.^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a maid? -^.^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyo, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ A uWu widow, ^w^ then? -^.^ MAWIANyA. :33 Nyeithew, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. Why, xDD you OwO awe >_< nyothing :33 then; :3 nyeithew ;;w;; maid, uWu widow, nor x3 wife. -LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ she OwO may be :3 a punk; fow UwU many of them OwO awe :3 nyeithew -;;w;; maid, uWu widow, nor x3 wife. -x3 DUKE. Siwence :3 that UwU fewwow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had x3 some cause -;;w;; To ^w^ pwattwe fow himself. -LUCIO. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ MAWIANyA. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do x3 confess UwU I ^w^ nye'ew UwU was >w< mawwied, -xDD And UwU I >_> confess, >_< besides, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^-^ maid. -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown x3 my xDD husband; yet x3 my :33 husband -xDD Knyows nyot :3 that OwO evew ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 me. -LUCIO. >w< He UwU was dwunk, >w< then, x3 my wowd; >w< it ^.^ can be nyo ^-^ bettew. -x3 DUKE. For x3 the ^-^ benyefit of siwence, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt UwU so ;;w;; too! -LUCIO. xDD Weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. This >_> is nyo >_> witnyess fow Lord Angewo. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Now UwU I come >_> to't, x3 my wowd: -:33 She :3 that :33 accuses ^.^ him of fownyication, -^w^ In sewf-same ^w^ mannyew xDD doth ;;w;; accuse x3 my xDD husband; -xDD And chawges :3 him, x3 my uWu wowd, with xDD such :3 a time -x3 When I'll depose UwU I xDD had ^.^ him uWu in >_< minye awms, -With aww x3 th' ^w^ effect of love. -OwO ANGEWO. Charges ^.^ she ^-^ moe than me? -^.^ MAWIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. -x3 DUKE. uWu Nyo? >_> You >_> say x3 youw husband. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Why, >_< just, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is ^w^ Angewo, -Who ^w^ thinks ^.^ he xDD knyows :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ nye'ew UwU knyew x3 my ;;w;; body, -OwO But xDD knyows ^.^ he ^w^ thinks :3 that ^.^ he xDD knyows Isabew's. -OwO ANGEWO. This >_> is :3 a ;;w;; stwange ^-^ abuse. :3 Wet's >_> see >w< thy ;;w;; face. -^.^ MAWIANyA. OwO My :33 husband UwU bids OwO me; nyow UwU I xDD wiww unmask. ->w< [Unveiwing] -This >_> is :3 that >w< face, xDD thou UwU cwuew ^w^ Angewo, ->_< Which >_> once xDD thou >_> swow'st UwU was ^.^ wowth x3 the ^w^ wooking xDD on; -This >_> is x3 the uWu hand ^w^ which, with :3 a ^.^ vow'd contract, -Was ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ bewock'd uWu in thine; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >w< body -:33 That >_> took OwO away x3 the >_< match from Isabel, -xDD And uWu did suppwy uWu thee uWu at >w< thy ÚwÚ gawden-house -^w^ In her xDD imagin'd person. -x3 DUKE. xDD Knyow xDD you ÚwÚ this x3 woman? -LUCIO. xDD Cawnyawwy, ^.^ she says. -x3 DUKE. Siwwah, nyo more. -LUCIO. ;;w;; Enyough, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO ANGEWO. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_< woman; -xDD And five years xDD since there UwU was x3 some ÚwÚ speech of ^.^ mawwiage -Betwixt mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< hew; which UwU was broke ^w^ off, ->_> Pawtwy fow :3 that her promised proportions ->_< Came showt of >w< composition; >_> but uWu in uWu chief -For :3 that her >_< weputation UwU was OwO disvawued -^w^ In levity. Since which time of five years -UwU I >_< nyevew x3 spake with hew, saw hew, nor heard from hew, ->_> Upon x3 my :33 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Noble >_< Pwince, -;;w;; As there x3 comes >w< wight from heaven ÚwÚ and wowds from :33 bweath, -;;w;; As there >_> is sense uWu in uWu twuth ÚwÚ and uWu twuth uWu in virtue, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU affianc'd ÚwÚ this :33 man's >w< wife >_< as >_< stwongwy -;;w;; As wowds couwd >_< make x3 up vows. ^.^ And, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -OwO But Tuesday >w< nyight >w< wast >w< gonye, in's gawden-house, ->w< He UwU knyew ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a x3 wife. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ twue, -Let ;;w;; me uWu in :33 safety >w< waise ;;w;; me from x3 my uWu knyees, -:33 Ow >_> ewse fow OwO evew be confixed UwU hewe, -^-^ A OwO mawbwe xDD monyument! -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I uWu did >_> but ;;w;; smiwe >w< tiww now. ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; scope of justice; -OwO My uWu patience OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ touch'd. UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive -;;w;; These poor infowmaw x3 women OwO awe nyo ^.^ mowe -OwO But instwuments of x3 some ^.^ mowe OwO mightiew member -:33 That :33 sets them :3 on. Let ;;w;; me uWu have :3 way, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; To find ÚwÚ this pwactice OwO out. -x3 DUKE. Ay, with x3 my heawt; -xDD And punyish them to x3 youw height of pleasure. -^.^ Thou >_< foowish >_< fwiaw, ÚwÚ and xDD thou pewnyicious ^w^ woman, -uWu Compact with her ^w^ that's >w< gonye, think'st xDD thou >w< thy oaths, -;;w;; Though ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw down >_< each xDD pawticuwaw UwU saint, -^.^ Wewe >_< testimonyies OwO against :33 his ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwedit, ->w< That's OwO seaw'd uWu in appwobation? >_< You, Lord >_> Escawus, -xDD Sit with x3 my :3 cousin; xDD wend ^.^ him x3 youw uWu kind ^w^ pains -;;w;; To find x3 out ÚwÚ this ^.^ abuse, >_> whence UwU 'tis xDD dewiv'd. ->_> Thewe >_> is anyothew >w< fwiaw :3 that uWu set them xDD on; -Let ^.^ him be sent ;;w;; fow. -^w^ PETEW. Wouwd >_< wie :3 wewe UwU hewe, x3 my ^.^ wowd! For ^.^ he ÚwÚ indeed ->_< Hath uWu set x3 the x3 women on to ÚwÚ this compwaint. -uWu Youw :33 pwovost xDD knyows x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ abides, -xDD And ^.^ he OwO may :3 fetch ^.^ him. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Go, UwU do >w< it ^.^ instantwy. uWu Exit PWOVOST -xDD And UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and x3 weww-wawwanted OwO cousin, -;;w;; Whom >w< it uWu concewns to hear ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew ^-^ fowth, -Do with x3 youw x3 injuwies >_< as ;;w;; seems xDD you best -^w^ In xDD any >w< chastisement. UwU I fow :3 a OwO whiwe xDD wiww OwO weave uWu you; -OwO But stir nyot xDD you >w< tiww xDD you uWu have weww ;;w;; detewmin'd ->_> Upon these slanderers. ->_< ESCAWUS. OwO My uWu wowd, we'll UwU do >w< it OwO thwoughwy. uWu Exit ÚwÚ DUKE -:33 Signyiow uWu Wucio, uWu did nyot xDD you >_> say xDD you UwU knyew :3 that uWu Fwiaw Lodowick to be -:3 a ;;w;; dishonyest ^.^ pewson? -LUCIO. :3 'Cucuwwus uWu nyon OwO facit monachum': xDD honyest uWu in >_< nyothing >_> but uWu in :33 his -clothes; ÚwÚ and one :3 that hath ^-^ spoke UwU most ÚwÚ viwwainyous uWu speeches of x3 the -uWu Duke. ->_< ESCAWUS. We UwU shaww entweat xDD you to abide OwO hewe >w< tiww ^.^ he come ÚwÚ and -enforce them OwO against ^.^ him. We UwU shaww find ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw :3 a OwO nyotabwe -UwU fewwow. -LUCIO. ;;w;; As xDD any uWu in ^.^ Viennya, on x3 my OwO wowd. ->_< ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Caww :3 that same Isabel OwO hewe >_> once again; UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with -her. ;;w;; [Exit >w< an ^-^ ATTENDANT] >_> Pway UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to -OwO question; xDD you UwU shaww >_> see >w< how I'll handle her. -LUCIO. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD bettew than xDD he, ^.^ by her UwU own report. ->_< ESCAWUS. x3 Say you? -LUCIO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_< think, >_> if xDD you handled her pwivatewy, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd -:33 soonyew OwO confess; ÚwÚ pewchance, pubwicwy, ^.^ she'ww be asham'd. - -^.^ We-entew OFFICEWS with >_< ISABEWWA; ÚwÚ and PWOVOST with x3 the -ÚwÚ DUKE uWu in :33 his >_< fwiaw's OwO habit - ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_< dawkwy to ^.^ wowk with her. -LUCIO. >w< That's x3 the way; fow x3 women OwO awe >w< wight uWu at midnight. ->_< ESCAWUS. :3 Come ;;w;; on, mistress; hewe's :3 a :33 gentwewoman denyies aww :3 that -xDD you uWu have UwU said. -LUCIO. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the wascaw UwU I ^-^ spoke :33 of, OwO hewe with x3 the -:33 Pwovost. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^w^ In xDD vewy ÚwÚ good uWu time. ^w^ Speak nyot xDD you to ^.^ him >w< tiww ^.^ we caww ;;w;; upon -OwO you. -LUCIO. uWu Mum. ->_< ESCAWUS. ^.^ Come, siw; uWu did xDD you uWu set these x3 women on to ^-^ swandew Lord -x3 Angewo? ^-^ They uWu have >_> confess'd xDD you ^.^ did. -x3 DUKE. 'Tis >w< fawse. ->_< ESCAWUS. OwO How! xDD Knyow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you are? -x3 DUKE. :33 Wespect to x3 youw great ÚwÚ pwace! ÚwÚ and wet x3 the ^.^ deviw -^w^ Be ÚwÚ sometime :3 honyouw'd fow :33 his ^.^ buwnying >_< thwonye! -Whewe >_> is x3 the Duke? 'Tis ^.^ he >_> shouwd hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. ->_< ESCAWUS. uWu The Duke's uWu in us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww hear xDD you speak; -Wook xDD you speak >w< justwy. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Bowdwy, uWu at weast. But, >_< O, poor souws, -:3 Come xDD you to >_> seek x3 the :3 wamb OwO hewe of x3 the ^w^ fox, -^-^ Good >w< nyight to x3 youw xDD wedwess! Is x3 the >w< Duke gone? -UwU Then >_> is x3 youw cause >_> gonye UwU too. uWu The Duke's :33 unjust -^-^ Thus to xDD wetowt x3 youw UwU manyifest ^.^ appeaw, -xDD And put x3 youw uWu twiaw uWu in x3 the >_> viwwain's xDD mouth ->_< Which OwO hewe xDD you come to ;;w;; accuse. -LUCIO. This >_> is x3 the ^-^ wascaw; ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he UwU I ^-^ spoke uWu of. ->_< ESCAWUS. Why, xDD thou unreverend ÚwÚ and :33 unhawwowed >_< fwiaw, -^-^ Is't nyot enough xDD thou x3 hast >_< subown'd these x3 women -;;w;; To ;;w;; accuse ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ man, but, uWu in fouw uWu mouth, -xDD And uWu in x3 the >_> witnyess of :33 his OwO pwopew eaw, -;;w;; To caww ^.^ him villain; ÚwÚ and xDD then to glance from ^.^ him -;;w;; To x3 th' >w< Duke himsewf, to ÚwÚ tax ^.^ him with :33 injustice? -^.^ Take ^.^ him OwO hence; to x3 th' ^.^ wack with x3 him! ^-^ We'ww ;;w;; touze xDD you -Joint ^.^ by xDD joint, >_> but ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ knyow :33 his puwpose. -What, 'unjust'! -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be nyot UwU so ^.^ hot; x3 the >w< Duke -Dare nyo ^.^ mowe stretch ÚwÚ this finger of >_< minye than ^.^ he -Dare ^.^ wack :33 his >_> own; :33 his x3 subject ^w^ am UwU I >_> nyot, -x3 Nyow OwO hewe provincial. OwO My business uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< state -Made ;;w;; me :3 a :3 wookew-on OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ Viennya, -Whewe UwU I uWu have :3 seen ^.^ cowwuption >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubble -Tiww >w< it o'errun x3 the stew: UwU waws fow aww fauwts, -OwO But :33 fauwts UwU so countenanc'd :3 that x3 the >w< stwong x3 statutes -;;w;; Stand ^.^ wike x3 the >w< fowfeits uWu in :3 a bawbew's uWu shop, -;;w;; As much uWu in ÚwÚ mock >_< as >w< mawk. ->_< ESCAWUS. Slander to x3 th' ;;w;; state! UwU Away with ^.^ him to prison! -OwO ANGEWO. >_> What ^.^ can xDD you ÚwÚ vouch OwO against :3 him, :33 Signyiow ^.^ Wucio? -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 man :3 that xDD you uWu did tell >_> us UwU of? -LUCIO. 'Tis xDD he, x3 my OwO wowd. :3 Come hithew, good-man >w< bawd-pate. -Do xDD you ^.^ knyow me? -x3 DUKE. UwU I remember UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 the >_> sound of x3 youw voice. UwU I >w< met xDD you uWu at -x3 the pwison, uWu in x3 the >w< absence of x3 the uWu Duke. -LUCIO. x3 O uWu did xDD you so? xDD And UwU do xDD you remember >_> what xDD you uWu said of x3 the Duke? -x3 DUKE. :3 Most :33 nyotedwy, sir. -LUCIO. Do xDD you >_> so, UwU siw? xDD And UwU was x3 the >w< Duke :3 a :33 fweshmongew, :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and -:3 a xDD cowawd, >_< as xDD you xDD then OwO wepowted ^.^ him to :3 be? -x3 DUKE. >_> You ;;w;; must, ^w^ siw, change persons with ;;w;; me ere xDD you >_< make :3 that x3 my ->w< wepowt; UwU you, :33 indeed, ^-^ spoke UwU so of him; ÚwÚ and much >_> mowe, much x3 wowse. -LUCIO. x3 O xDD thou ^w^ damnyabwe xDD fewwow! Did nyot UwU I pluck uWu thee ^.^ by x3 the x3 nyose fow ->w< thy >_< speeches? -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I wuv x3 the >w< Duke >_< as UwU I wuv :3 mysewf. -OwO ANGEWO. ^.^ Hawk >w< how x3 the viwwain ^.^ wouwd ^-^ cwose now, ÚwÚ aftew :33 his OwO tweasonyabwe -abuses! ->_< ESCAWUS. >w< Such :3 a fewwow >_> is nyot to be ^w^ tawk'd uWu withaw. UwU Away with ^.^ him to -prison! Whewe >_> is x3 the Provost? UwU Away with ^.^ him to prison! Way bolts -enough ;;w;; upon him; wet ^.^ him speak nyo more. UwU Away with UwU those :3 gigwets -:3 too, ÚwÚ and with x3 the othew >_< confedewate companyion! -;;w;; [The PWOVOST ways ^.^ bands on x3 the uWu DUKE] -x3 DUKE. Stay, siw; xDD stay OwO awhiwe. -OwO ANGEWO. What, OwO wesists uWu he? ^-^ Hewp :3 him, Wucio. -LUCIO. ^.^ Come, siw; come, siw; come, siw; UwU foh, sir! Why, xDD you -^.^ bawd-pated lying ^.^ wascaw, xDD you ^w^ must be UwU hooded, ^w^ must you? uWu Show x3 youw -knave's ;;w;; visage, with :3 a uWu pox to you! uWu Show x3 youw :3 sheep-biting >w< face, -ÚwÚ and be :33 hang'd >w< an houw! Will't nyot off? -:33 [Puwws x3 off x3 the OwO FWIAW'S >_< bood ÚwÚ and discovers x3 the uWu DUKE] -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the xDD fiwst x3 knyave :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ;;w;; mad'st :3 a xDD duke. -^.^ Fiwst, >w< Pwovost, wet ;;w;; me xDD baiw these ^-^ gentwe thwee. -:33 [To x3 Wucio] Sneak nyot away, ^w^ siw, fow x3 the >w< fwiaw ÚwÚ and xDD you -:3 Must uWu have :3 a ;;w;; wowd x3 anyon. Way howd on ^.^ him. -LUCIO. This OwO may ^-^ pwuv xDD wowse than OwO hanging. -x3 DUKE. :33 [To :33 ESCAWUS] >_> What xDD you uWu have ^-^ spoke UwU I ;;w;; pawdon; sit xDD you down. -^-^ We'ww :3 bowwow :33 pwace of ^.^ him. :33 [To ^-^ ANGEWO] UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw >_< weave. -Hast xDD thou ow word, ow ^w^ wit, ow ;;w;; impudence, -:33 That yet ^.^ can UwU do uWu thee office? ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, -^-^ Wewy ;;w;; upon >w< it >w< tiww x3 my xDD tawe be ^-^ heawd, -xDD And howd nyo longer OwO out. -OwO ANGEWO. x3 O x3 my xDD dwead uWu wowd, -UwU I >_> shouwd be guiltier than x3 my OwO guiwtinyess, -;;w;; To think UwU I ^.^ can be >_< undiscewnyibwe, -x3 When UwU I >_> pewceive x3 youw >_> Gwace, ^.^ wike pow'w divine, ->_< Hath >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon x3 my passes. Then, ÚwÚ good >_< Pwince, -No longer OwO session howd ;;w;; upon x3 my UwU shame, -OwO But wet x3 my uWu twiaw be >_< minye UwU own ^.^ confession; -x3 Immediate :33 sentence >w< then, ÚwÚ and sequent UwU death, -Is aww x3 the xDD gwace UwU I ;;w;; beg. -x3 DUKE. :3 Come hithew, :3 Mawianya. -Say, >w< wast xDD thou ;;w;; e'ew >_< contwacted to ÚwÚ this x3 woman? -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I UwU was, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Go, OwO take her >w< hence ÚwÚ and marry her ^.^ instantwy. -Do xDD you x3 the office, x3 fwiaw; which uWu consummate, -Return ^.^ him OwO hewe ;;w;; again. Go with :3 him, :33 Pwovost. -Exeunt ^w^ ANGEWO, MARIANA, UwU FWIAW >w< PETEW, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST ->_< ESCAWUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe ^w^ amaz'd uWu at :33 his x3 dishonyouw -Than uWu at x3 the :33 stwangenyess of :3 it. -x3 DUKE. :3 Come hithew, ÚwÚ Isabew. -uWu Youw >w< fwiaw >_> is nyow x3 youw pwince. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was xDD then -ÚwÚ Advewtising ÚwÚ and >w< howy to x3 youw business, -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 changing >_< heawt with habit, UwU I ^w^ am still -Attownyey'd uWu at x3 youw service. ->w< ISABEWWA. >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me pardon, -:33 That I, x3 youw ^.^ vassaw uWu have xDD empwoy'd ÚwÚ and :33 pain'd -uWu Youw unknown suvweignty. -x3 DUKE. >_> You OwO awe >_> pawdon'd, ÚwÚ Isabew. -xDD And now, uWu deaw ;;w;; maid, be xDD you >_< as fwee to >_> us. -uWu Youw brother's UwU death, UwU I knyow, >_> sits uWu at x3 youw heawt; -xDD And xDD you OwO may :3 mawvew >w< why UwU I ^w^ obscuw'd myself, -xDD Wabouwing to :3 save :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot rather -^-^ Make >_< wash wemonstwance of x3 my ^-^ hidden pow'w -Than wet ^.^ him UwU so be :3 wost. x3 O UwU most uWu kind ;;w;; maid, -^.^ It UwU was x3 the UwU swift OwO cewewity of :33 his UwU death, ->_< Which UwU I uWu did think with slower :33 foot ^-^ came ;;w;; on, -:33 That :33 bwain'd x3 my puwpose. OwO But uWu peace be with x3 him! -:33 That >w< wife >_> is xDD bettew :3 wife, x3 past feawing UwU death, -Than :3 that which ;;w;; wives to ;;w;; feaw. ^-^ Make >w< it x3 youw comfort, -^w^ So ^w^ happy >_> is x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU I UwU do, x3 my OwO wowd. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ ANGEWO, MARIANA, UwU FWIAW >w< PETEW, ÚwÚ and PWOVOST - -x3 DUKE. For ÚwÚ this new-married x3 man approaching UwU hewe, ->_< Whose ^-^ sawt xDD imaginyation yet hath wrong'd -uWu Youw xDD weww-defended honyouw, xDD you ^w^ must UwU pawdon -For Mariana's >_< sake; >_> but >_< as ^.^ he ^w^ adjudg'd x3 youw bwothew- -uWu Being >_< cwiminyaw uWu in :3 doubwe xDD viowation -Of uWu sacwed ÚwÚ chastity ÚwÚ and of uWu pwomise-bweach, -ÚwÚ Theweon UwU dependent, fow x3 youw brother's life- -uWu The xDD vewy xDD mewcy of x3 the law x3 cwies x3 out -:3 Most audible, even from :33 his OwO pwopew ;;w;; tongue, ->_< 'An :3 Angewo fow Claudio, :33 death fow xDD death!' -Haste still >w< pays xDD haste, ÚwÚ and leisure ^-^ answews leisure; -Wike xDD doth ^.^ quit :3 wike, ÚwÚ and Measure still fow x3 Measuwe. -Then, ^w^ Angewo, >w< thy fauwt's OwO thus ^.^ manyifested, ->_< Which, ^w^ though xDD thou wouldst deny, denyies uWu thee vantage. -We UwU do >_< condemn uWu thee to x3 the xDD vewy >_< bwock -Whewe OwO Cwaudio >_> stoop'd to UwU death, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ wike ^.^ haste. -UwU Away with x3 him! -^.^ MAWIANyA. x3 O x3 my UwU most >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -UwU I UwU hope xDD you xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me with :3 a husband. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw :33 husband mock'd xDD you with :3 a husband. -Consenting to x3 the safeguard of x3 youw honyouw, -UwU I xDD thought x3 youw ^.^ mawwiage :33 fit; >_> ewse ^w^ imputation, -For :3 that ^.^ he UwU knyew UwU you, ^w^ might x3 wepwoach x3 youw :3 wife, -xDD And >_< choke x3 youw ÚwÚ good to x3 come. For :33 his UwU possessions, -Awthough ^.^ by >_< confiscation ;;w;; they OwO awe >_> ouws, -We UwU do ^-^ instate ÚwÚ and ^.^ widow xDD you withal -;;w;; To UwU buy xDD you :3 a xDD bettew husband. -^.^ MAWIANyA. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw uWu wowd, -UwU I ^w^ cwave nyo ÚwÚ othew, nor nyo xDD bettew man. -x3 DUKE. xDD Nyevew ^w^ cwave him; ^.^ we OwO awe definitive. -^.^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Gentwe x3 my ^w^ wiege- UwU [Knyeewing] -x3 DUKE. >_> You UwU do >_> but wose x3 youw uWu wabouw. -UwU Away with ^.^ him to ;;w;; death! :33 [To LUCIO] >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, to OwO you. -^.^ MAWIANyA. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good ^.^ wowd! ÚwÚ Sweet Isabel, OwO take x3 my ^w^ pawt; -uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu knyees, ÚwÚ and aww x3 my >w< wife to come -I'll xDD wend xDD you aww x3 my >w< wife to UwU do xDD you service. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Against aww sense xDD you UwU do :33 impowtunye her. -Should ^.^ she ^w^ knyeew down uWu in xDD mewcy of ÚwÚ this fact, -:3 Hew brother's xDD ghost :33 his >_> paved x3 bed ^.^ wouwd break, -xDD And OwO take her >w< hence uWu in ^w^ howwow. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Isabel, -ÚwÚ Sweet Isabel, UwU do yet >_> but ^w^ knyeew ^.^ by OwO me; -:33 Howd x3 up x3 youw ^.^ hands, >_> say uWu nyothing; I'll speak all. -^-^ They >_> say best ;;w;; men moulded x3 out of fauwts; -^.^ And, fow x3 the :3 most, :33 become much ^.^ mowe x3 the xDD bettew -For ^.^ being :3 a xDD wittwe bad; UwU so OwO may x3 my husband. -x3 O Isabel, xDD wiww xDD you nyot xDD wend :3 a >w< knyee? -x3 DUKE. >w< He dies fow :33 Cwaudio's death. ->w< ISABEWWA. UwU [Knyeewing] :3 Most ^.^ bounteous ^w^ siw, -x3 Wook, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, on ÚwÚ this x3 man OwO condemn'd, -;;w;; As >_> if x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew liv'd. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy think -^-^ A >_< due ^w^ sincewity guvwn'd :33 his >_< deeds -Tiww ^.^ he uWu did wook on OwO me; xDD since >w< it >_> is >_> so, -Let ^.^ him nyot die. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew xDD had >_> but justice, -^w^ In :3 that ^.^ he uWu did x3 the ^.^ thing fow which ^.^ he died; -For ^w^ Angewo, -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; act uWu did nyot >_> o'ewtake :33 his :33 bad intent, -xDD And ^w^ must be buried >_> but >_< as >w< an :3 intent -:33 That pewish'd ^.^ by x3 the >_> way. Thoughts OwO awe nyo UwU subjects; -Intents >_> but mewewy >w< thoughts. -^.^ MAWIANyA. Mewewy, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. uWu Youw UwU suit's ^w^ unpwofitabwe; stand up, UwU I :3 say. -UwU I uWu have uWu bethought ;;w;; me of anyothew ^-^ fauwt. ->w< Pwovost, >w< how ^-^ came >w< it OwO Cwaudio UwU was xDD beheaded -At >w< an >_< unyusuaw :3 houw? -UwU PWOVOST. ^.^ It UwU was :3 commanded :3 so. -x3 DUKE. xDD Had xDD you :3 a >_> speciaw :33 wawwant fow x3 the deed? -UwU PWOVOST. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >w< it UwU was ^.^ by >_> pwivate uWu message. -x3 DUKE. For which UwU I UwU do ;;w;; dischawge xDD you of x3 youw office; -Give x3 up x3 youw xDD keys. -UwU PWOVOST. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 nyobwe wowd; -UwU I xDD thought >w< it UwU was :3 a ^w^ fauwt, >_> but UwU knyew >w< it x3 nyot; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu did wepent uWu me, ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ mowe advice; -For testimony UwU wheweof, one uWu in x3 the pwison, -:33 That >_> shouwd ^.^ by >_> pwivate order >_> ewse uWu have died, -UwU I uWu have reserv'd alive. -x3 DUKE. x3 What's uWu he? -UwU PWOVOST. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is >_> Bawnyawdinye. -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst donye UwU so ^.^ by ^-^ Cwaudio. -Go :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew; wet ;;w;; me wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. uWu Exit PWOVOST ->_< ESCAWUS. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy one UwU so :33 weawnyed ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu wise -;;w;; As UwU you, Lord ^w^ Angewo, uWu have still appeaw'd, -Should swip UwU so x3 gwosswy, both uWu in x3 the ^.^ heat of :3 bwood -xDD And ^.^ wack of tempew'd ^w^ judgment afterward. -OwO ANGEWO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that xDD such sorrow UwU I >w< pwocuwe; -xDD And UwU so >_> deep >_< sticks >w< it uWu in x3 my penitent >_< heawt -:33 That UwU I ^w^ cwave :33 death ^.^ mowe ^w^ wiwwingwy than ÚwÚ mewcy; -'Tis x3 my xDD desewving, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do entweat :3 it. - -^.^ We-entew :33 PWOVOST, with BAWNyAWDINyE, xDD CWAUDIO :3 (muffwed) -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; JUWIET - -x3 DUKE. >_< Which >_> is :3 that Bawnyawdinye? -UwU PWOVOST. >w< This, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a >w< fwiaw told ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this man. -Siwwah, xDD thou awt uWu said to uWu have :3 a ^-^ stubbown x3 souw, -:33 That appwehends nyo further than ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, -xDD And squar'st >w< thy >w< wife x3 accowding. ^w^ Thou'wt uWu condemn'd; -But, fow UwU those ÚwÚ eawthwy fauwts, UwU I ^.^ quit them all, -xDD And pray uWu thee OwO take ÚwÚ this xDD mewcy to provide -For xDD bettew times to x3 come. uWu Fwiaw, ;;w;; advise him; -UwU I OwO weave ^.^ him to x3 youw >w< hand. >_> What xDD muffw'd fellow's ^-^ that? -UwU PWOVOST. This >_> is anyothew ÚwÚ pwisonyew :3 that UwU I ^.^ sav'd, -Who >_> shouwd uWu have >w< died when OwO Cwaudio wost :33 his head; -;;w;; As ^.^ wike almost to OwO Cwaudio >_< as himself. :33 [Unmuffwes ÚwÚ CWAUDIO] -x3 DUKE. :33 [To ISABEWWA] ;;w;; If ^.^ he be ^.^ wike x3 youw brother, fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake -Is ^.^ he >_< pawdon'd; ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw lovely ^w^ sake, -Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you xDD wiww be >_> minye, ->w< He >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU too. OwO But fitter time fow x3 that. -^-^ By ÚwÚ this Lord :3 Angewo ^-^ pewceives uWu he's :33 safe; -Methinks UwU I >_> see :3 a quick'nying uWu in :33 his :33 eye. -xDD Weww, ^w^ Angewo, x3 youw eviw quits xDD you well. -Wook :3 that xDD you wuv x3 youw :33 wife; her ^.^ wowth ^.^ wowth x3 youws. -UwU I find >w< an ^-^ apt wemission uWu in >_< mysewf; -xDD And yet hewe's one uWu in :33 pwace UwU I ;;w;; cannyot pardon. -;;w;; To x3 Wucio] >_< You, sirrah, :3 that UwU knyew ;;w;; me fow :3 a x3 foow, :3 a xDD cowawd, -x3 Onye aww of ^w^ wuxuwy, >w< an ass, :3 a >_> madman! -^-^ Whewein uWu have UwU I UwU so OwO desewv'd of xDD you -:33 That xDD you uWu extow ;;w;; me >_< thus? -LUCIO. Faith, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ spoke >w< it >_> but accowding to x3 the ^.^ twick. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; me fow :33 it, xDD you ;;w;; may; >_> but UwU I xDD had rather >w< it ^.^ wouwd -uWu pwease xDD you UwU I ^w^ might be :3 whipt. -x3 DUKE. Whipt ÚwÚ fiwst, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :33 hang'd >w< aftew. -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim :33 it, >w< Pwovost, ;;w;; wound about x3 the city, -;;w;; If xDD any OwO woman wrong'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 wewd UwU fewwow- -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw >_< himsewf there's one -;;w;; Whom ^.^ he ^.^ begot with child, wet her ^.^ appeaw, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww marry her. uWu The >w< nyuptiaw x3 finyish'd, -Let ^.^ him be x3 whipt ÚwÚ and xDD hang'd. -LUCIO. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, UwU do nyot marry ;;w;; me to :3 a ^-^ whowe. uWu Youw ->_> Highnyess uWu said even nyow UwU I UwU made xDD you :3 a duke; ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU do nyot -recompense ;;w;; me uWu in x3 making ;;w;; me :3 a OwO cuckowd. -x3 DUKE. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, xDD thou shalt marry her. -x3 Thy UwU swandews UwU I fowgive; ÚwÚ and UwU thewewithaw -uWu Wemit >w< thy othew OwO fowfeits. ^.^ Take ^.^ him to prison; -xDD And >_> see UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe >w< hewein ^-^ executed. -LUCIO. ^w^ Mawwying :3 a punk, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is uWu pwessing to UwU death, UwU whipping, -ÚwÚ and OwO hanging. -x3 DUKE. >_< Swandewing :3 a >_> pwince >_> desewves :3 it. -Exeunt OFFICEWS with WUCIO ->_> She, Claudio, :3 that xDD you wrong'd, wook xDD you >w< westowe. -uWu Joy to UwU you, :33 Mawianya! Wuv hew, Angewo; -UwU I uWu have >_> confess'd hew, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow her ÚwÚ viwtue. ->_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend >_> Escawus, fow >w< thy much :3 goodnyess; ->_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe x3 behind :3 that >_> is ^.^ mowe gratulate. ->_< Thanks, >w< Pwovost, fow >w< thy :3 cawe ÚwÚ and secwecy; -We UwU shaww :33 empwoy uWu thee uWu in :3 a wowthiew ;;w;; pwace. ->_< Fowgive :3 him, ^w^ Angewo, :3 that ^.^ bwought xDD you ^.^ home -uWu The >_> head of Ragozine fow ^w^ Cwaudio's: -xDD Th' offence ^-^ pawdons itself. >_< Deaw Isabel, -UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> motion much imports x3 youw good; -:33 Wheweto >_> if you'ww :3 a ^.^ wiwwing ear >w< incwinye, -x3 What's >_< minye >_> is >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is >_> youws >_> is ^w^ minye. -So, ;;w;; bwing >_> us to UwU ouw pawace, :3 whewe we'll x3 show -x3 What's yet x3 behind ^w^ that's :3 meet xDD you aww >_> shouwd :33 knyow. -Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -x3 1597 - -^-^ THE >w< MEWCHANT ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -^-^ THE ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE -^-^ THE PWINCE ÚwÚ OF MOWOCCO, suitor to :33 Powtia -^-^ THE PWINCE ÚwÚ OF :33 AWWAGON, :33 " :33 " :33 " -uWu ANTONyIO, :3 a merchant of :33 Venyice -OwO BASSANyIO, :33 his fwiend, suitor to :33 Powtia -uWu SOWANyIO, :33 fwiend to Antonio ÚwÚ and :3 Bassanyio -SAWEWIO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -GRATIANO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " ->_< WOWENZO, uWu in wuv with >_< Jessica -SHYLOCK, :3 a rich Jew -TUBAL, :3 a x3 Jew, :33 his :33 fwiend -^.^ WAUNCEWOT OwO GOBBO, :3 a :3 cwown, xDD sewvant to :33 Shywock -OLD OwO GOBBO, >w< fathew to OwO Wauncewot -WEONyAWDO, xDD sewvant to :3 Bassanyio -OwO BAWTHASAW, xDD sewvant to :33 Powtia -OwO STEPHANyO, :33 " :33 " :33 " - -PORTIA, :3 a rich ÚwÚ heiwess -UwU NyEWISSA, her xDD waiting-maid -OwO JESSICA, daughter to :33 Shywock - -Magnificoes of >_> Venyice, :3 Officews of x3 the UwU Couwt of x3 Justice, -Gaoler, ÚwÚ Sewvants, ÚwÚ and othew ^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: ->_> Venyice, ÚwÚ and POWTIA'S ;;w;; house uWu at Belmont - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew uWu ANTONyIO, SAWEWIO, ÚwÚ and SOLANIO - ->_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ In sooth, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< why UwU I ^w^ am UwU so OwO sad. -^.^ It wearies OwO me; xDD you >_> say >w< it wearies uWu you; -OwO But >w< how UwU I caught :33 it, >_> found :33 it, ow ^-^ came ^.^ by :33 it, ->_> What ^w^ stuff UwU 'tis UwU made :33 of, xDD wheweof >w< it >_> is born, -UwU I ^w^ am to learn; -xDD And xDD such :3 a UwU want-wit >_> sadnyess x3 makes of ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I uWu have much x3 ado to ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. -SALERIO. uWu Youw ^-^ mind >_> is ^w^ tossing on x3 the >_> ocean; ->_> Thewe :3 whewe x3 youw xDD awgosies, with portly sail- -Wike signyiows ÚwÚ and rich buwghews on x3 the flood, -:33 Ow >_< as >w< it :3 wewe x3 the xDD pageants of x3 the ;;w;; sea- -Do overpeer x3 the petty traffickers, -:33 That :3 cuwtsy to ÚwÚ them, UwU do them xDD wevewence, -;;w;; As ;;w;; they fwy ^.^ by them with uWu theiw wuvn xDD wings. -SOWANyIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, xDD had UwU I xDD such venture ^-^ fowth, -uWu The xDD bettew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my affections ^.^ wouwd -^w^ Be with x3 my hopes abroad. UwU I >_> shouwd be still -Plucking x3 the gwass to ^.^ knyow :3 whewe >_> sits x3 the ;;w;; wind, -Peering uWu in ÚwÚ maps fow uWu powts, ÚwÚ and xDD piews, ÚwÚ and xDD woads; -xDD And every :33 object :3 that ^w^ might >_< make ;;w;; me feaw -Misfowtunye to x3 my ventures, x3 out of doubt, -Wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me OwO sad. -SALERIO. OwO My ;;w;; wind, coowing x3 my broth, -Wouwd ^w^ bwow ;;w;; me to >w< an xDD ague when UwU I xDD thought ->_> What x3 hawm :3 a wind ^w^ too great ^w^ might UwU do uWu at :33 sea. -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot >_> see x3 the uWu sandy hour-glass >w< wun -OwO But UwU I >_> shouwd think of shawwows ÚwÚ and of flats, -xDD And >_> see x3 my :3 weawthy Andrew ^-^ dock'd uWu in sand, -Vaiwing her xDD high ;;w;; top >_< wowew than her OwO wibs -;;w;; To :3 kiss her OwO buwiaw. Should UwU I OwO go to ^-^ chuwch -xDD And >_> see x3 the >w< howy >_> edifice of OwO stonye, -xDD And nyot ^.^ bethink ;;w;; me ^w^ stwaight of uWu dangewous UwU wocks, ->_< Which, ^-^ touching >_> but x3 my ^-^ gentwe vessew's side, -Wouwd scatter aww her spices on x3 the stweam, -Enrobe x3 the xDD woawing watews with x3 my >w< siwks, -^.^ And, uWu in :3 a word, >_> but even nyow ^.^ wowth uWu this, -xDD And nyow ^.^ wowth nyothing? Shall UwU I uWu have x3 the xDD thought -;;w;; To think on uWu this, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ wack x3 the xDD thought -:33 That xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing OwO bechanc'd ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me sad? -OwO But tell nyot OwO me; UwU I ^.^ knyow Antonio -Is >_> sad to think ;;w;; upon :33 his merchandise. ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ nyo; UwU I >_> thank x3 my :3 fowtunye fow :33 it, -OwO My :3 ventuwes OwO awe nyot uWu in one :3 bottom ;;w;; twusted, -x3 Nyow to one pwace; nor >_> is x3 my whole estate ->_> Upon x3 the :3 fowtunye of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent yeaw; -Therefore x3 my ÚwÚ mewchandise x3 makes ;;w;; me nyot OwO sad. -SOWANyIO. Why xDD then xDD you OwO awe uWu in love. ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO Fie, fie! -SOWANyIO. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in wuv OwO nyeithew? UwU Then wet >_> us >_> say xDD you OwO awe >_> sad ->_< Because xDD you OwO awe nyot ;;w;; mewwy; ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe >_< as ^w^ easy -For xDD you to laugh ÚwÚ and ^-^ weap ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD you OwO awe >_> mewwy, ->_< Because xDD you OwO awe nyot OwO sad. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_> two-headed >w< Janyus, -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath >w< fwam'd ;;w;; stwange ^w^ fewwows uWu in her time: -;;w;; Some :3 that xDD wiww evewmowe xDD peep ^w^ thwough uWu theiw ^w^ eyes, -xDD And laugh ^.^ wike ÚwÚ pawwots uWu at :3 a :3 bag-pipew; -xDD And othew of xDD such ÚwÚ vinyegaw uWu aspect -:33 That they'ww nyot x3 show uWu theiw teeth uWu in uWu way of ;;w;; smiwe -;;w;; Though Nyestow >_< sweaw x3 the xDD jest be laughable. - -Entew OwO BASSANyIO, >_< WOWENZO, ÚwÚ and GRATIANO - -:3 Hewe x3 comes ^-^ Bassanyio, x3 youw UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD kinsman, -Gwatianyo ÚwÚ and Lorenzo. >w< Fawe OwO ye well; -We OwO weave xDD you nyow with xDD bettew UwU company. -SALERIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO stay'd >w< tiww UwU I xDD had UwU made xDD you >_> mewwy, -;;w;; If wowthiew ^w^ fwiends xDD had nyot prevented x3 me. ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu Youw ^.^ wowth >_> is xDD vewy uWu deaw uWu in x3 my :3 wegawd. -UwU I OwO take >w< it x3 youw UwU own business ;;w;; cawws on UwU you, -xDD And xDD you >_< embwace x3 th' ;;w;; occasion to uWu depawt. -SALERIO. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 my ÚwÚ good lords. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ Good signyiows xDD both, when UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD waugh? x3 Say >_< when. ->_> You gwow :33 exceeding :3 stwange; ^w^ must >w< it be so? -SALERIO. ^-^ We'ww >_< make UwU ouw leisures to >_< attend on x3 youws. -Exeunt SALERIO ÚwÚ and SOLANIO -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, xDD since xDD you uWu have >_> found Antonio, -We >w< two xDD wiww OwO weave uWu you; >_> but uWu at dinnyew-time, -UwU I pray UwU you, uWu have uWu in ^-^ mind :3 whewe ^.^ we ^w^ must ^.^ meet. -BASSANyIO. UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail OwO you. -GRATIANO. >_> You wook nyot weww, :33 Signyiow >w< Antonyio; ->_> You uWu have ^w^ too much wespect ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd; -^-^ They wose >w< it :3 that UwU do UwU buy >w< it with much >w< cawe. -:3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD you OwO awe mawvewwouswy x3 chang'd. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I howd x3 the wowwd >_> but >_< as x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ Gwatianyo- -^-^ A ^w^ stage, :3 whewe every x3 man ^w^ must :33 pway :3 a >_> pawt, -xDD And >_< minye :3 a >_> sad onye. -GRATIANO. Let ;;w;; me :33 pway x3 the xDD foow. -With >_< miwth ÚwÚ and :33 waughtew wet ;;w;; owd ^.^ wwinkwes >_< come; -xDD And wet x3 my wivew rather ^.^ heat with winye -Than x3 my >_< heawt :3 coow with mowtifying groans. -Why >_> shouwd :3 a x3 man x3 whose :3 bwood >_> is wawm within -xDD Sit ^.^ wike :33 his >_> gwandsiwe :3 cut uWu in >_> awabastew, -OwO Sweep when ^.^ he wakes, ÚwÚ and :3 cweep x3 into x3 the ^.^ jaundice -^-^ By ^.^ being ^w^ peevish? UwU I tell uWu thee x3 what, Antonyio- -UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis x3 my wuv :3 that ;;w;; speaks- ->_> Thewe OwO awe :3 a ;;w;; sowt of ;;w;; men x3 whose OwO visages -Do cream ÚwÚ and ^-^ mantwe ^.^ wike :3 a >_< standing ÚwÚ pond, -xDD And UwU do :3 a ^.^ wiwfuw stiwwnyess >_< entewtain, -With OwO puwpose to be dwess'd uWu in >w< an opinyion -Of wisdom, gravity, profound :33 conceit; -;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am Sir >_< Owacwe, -xDD And when UwU I ^w^ ope x3 my lips wet nyo dog bark.' -x3 O x3 my Antonio, UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow of these -:33 That >_< thewefowe >w< onwy OwO awe weputed uWu wise -For :3 saying uWu nyothing; xDD when, UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy x3 suwe, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_> shouwd :3 speak, ^.^ wouwd almost damn UwU those OwO eaws ->_< Which, hearing ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wouwd caww uWu theiw bwothews ;;w;; foows. -I'll tell uWu thee ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this anyothew uWu time. -OwO But :33 fish nyot with ÚwÚ this ^-^ mewanchowy x3 bait -For ÚwÚ this >w< foow ^.^ gudgeon, ÚwÚ this opinyion. -^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good Lorenzo. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww awhile; -I'll >w< end x3 my UwU exhowtation ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. xDD Weww, ^.^ we xDD wiww OwO weave xDD you xDD then >w< tiww dinner-time. -UwU I ^w^ must be one of these same UwU dumb uWu wise men, -For Gwatianyo >_< nyevew wets ;;w;; me >_< speak. -GRATIANO. xDD Weww, >_< keep ;;w;; me >_< company >_> but >w< two years :3 moe, -^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> sound of ^.^ thinye UwU own :33 tongue. ->_> ANTONyIO. >w< Fawe xDD you well; I'll gwow :3 a OwO tawkew fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ geaw. -GRATIANO. >_< Thanks, :33 i' ^w^ faith, fow :3 siwence >_> is >w< onwy commendabwe -^w^ In :3 a nyeat's >_> tongue :3 dwied, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< maid nyot vendible. -Exeunt GRATIANO ÚwÚ and >w< WOWENZO ->_> ANTONyIO. Is :3 that ;;w;; anything ^.^ nyow? -BASSANyIO. Gwatianyo xDD speaks >w< an :3 infinyite deal of uWu nyothing, ^.^ mowe than -xDD any x3 man uWu in aww >_< Venyice. ÚwÚ His weasons OwO awe >_< as >w< two :33 gwains of OwO wheat >_< hid -x3 in, >w< two bushels of ^w^ chaff: xDD you UwU shaww >_> seek aww day ere xDD you find -ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and when xDD you uWu have them ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the seawch. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weww; tell ;;w;; me nyow >_> what uWu wady >_> is x3 the same -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom xDD you >w< swowe :3 a secret >_> piwgwimage, -:33 That xDD you ^w^ to-day pwomis'd to tell ;;w;; me UwU of? -BASSANyIO. 'Tis nyot unknown to UwU you, Antonio, -How much UwU I uWu have ^.^ disabwed >_< minye estate -^-^ By ^-^ something ^.^ showing :3 a ^.^ mowe xDD swewwing ^.^ powt -Than x3 my ÚwÚ faint means ^.^ wouwd gwant continuance; -x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I nyow >_< make >_> moan to be xDD abwidg'd -Fwom xDD such :3 a x3 nyobwe rate; >_> but x3 my uWu chief :3 cawe -Is to come ^.^ faiwwy x3 off from x3 the great debts -^-^ Whewein x3 my time, ^-^ something ^w^ too ^.^ pwodigaw, ->_< Hath left ;;w;; me gag'd. ;;w;; To UwU you, Antonio, -UwU I >_> owe x3 the :3 most, uWu in monyey ÚwÚ and uWu in love; -xDD And from x3 youw wuv UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ wawwanty -;;w;; To unburden aww x3 my plots ÚwÚ and uWu puwposes -How to get ^-^ cweaw of aww x3 the debts UwU I owe. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Bassanyio, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow uWu it; -xDD And >_> if >w< it x3 stand, >_< as xDD you >_> youwsewf still UwU do, -OwO Within x3 the ^w^ eye of honyouw, be x3 assuw'd -OwO My puwse, x3 my pewson, x3 my extremest >_< means, -Lie aww unwock'd to x3 youw >w< occasions. -BASSANyIO. ^w^ In x3 my :3 schoow-days, when UwU I xDD had wost one OwO shaft, -UwU I UwU shot :33 his fewwow of x3 the sewf-same :33 fwight -uWu The sewf-same :3 way, with ^.^ mowe ^w^ advised >w< watch, -;;w;; To find x3 the othew forth; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >_< adventuwing both -UwU I ;;w;; oft >_> found xDD both. UwU I urge ÚwÚ this childhood uWu pwoof, ->_< Because >_> what xDD fowwows >_> is puwe ^w^ innyocence. -UwU I >_> owe xDD you >_> much; x3 and, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ wiwfuw youth, -:33 That which UwU I >_> owe >_> is ^.^ wost; >_> but >_> if xDD you uWu pwease -;;w;; To >w< shoot anyothew arrow :3 that self uWu way ->_< Which xDD you uWu did >w< shoot x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, UwU I UwU do nyot doubt, -;;w;; As UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; watch x3 the >_< aim, ow to find xDD both, -:33 Ow ;;w;; bwing x3 youw UwU wattew >_< hazawd back again -xDD And thankfully xDD west ÚwÚ debtow fow x3 the fiwst. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and >w< hewein spend >_> but time -;;w;; To wind about x3 my wuv with >w< ciwcumstance; -xDD And x3 out of doubt xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me nyow ^.^ mowe wrong -^w^ In x3 making ;;w;; question of x3 my uttermost -Than >_> if xDD you xDD had UwU made uWu waste of aww UwU I :3 have. -UwU Then UwU do >_> but >_> say to ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do -:33 That uWu in x3 youw >_< knyowwedge OwO may ^.^ by ;;w;; me be :33 donye, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< pwest >w< unto uWu it; OwO thewefowe, >_< speak. -BASSANyIO. ^w^ In Belmont >_> is :3 a uWu wady :33 wichwy uWu weft, -xDD And ^.^ she >_> is >w< faiw x3 and, fairer than :3 that word, -Of wondwous virtues. Sometimes from her eyes -UwU I uWu did receive >w< faiw speechwess UwU messages. -:3 Hew xDD nyame >_> is xDD Powtia- >_< nyothing >_< undewvawu'd -;;w;; To ^.^ Cato's ^w^ daughtew, ^-^ Bwutus' ^.^ Powtia. -x3 Nyow >_> is x3 the uWu wide wowwd ÚwÚ ignyowant of her wowth; -For x3 the fouw >_< winds ^w^ bwow uWu in from every :3 coast -UwU Wenyownyed >_> suitows, ÚwÚ and her sunny locks -Hang on her ^.^ tempwes ^.^ wike :3 a golden fleece, ->_< Which x3 makes her uWu seat of Belmont uWu Cowchos' stwond, -xDD And UwU many xDD Jasons come uWu in ^w^ quest of her. -x3 O x3 my Antonio, xDD had UwU I >_> but x3 the means -;;w;; To howd :3 a wivaw :33 pwace with one of ÚwÚ them, -UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ mind xDD pwesages ;;w;; me xDD such thrift -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd questionless be >_> fowtunyate. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 that aww x3 my fowtunyes OwO awe uWu at sea; ->_> Nyeithew uWu have UwU I monyey nor :3 commodity -;;w;; To >w< waise :3 a xDD pwesent sum; >_< thewefowe OwO go ^-^ fowth, -Twy >_> what x3 my cwedit ^.^ can uWu in :33 Venyice do; -:33 That UwU shaww be rack'd, even to x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, -;;w;; To furnish uWu thee to Belmont to >w< faiw ^.^ Powtia. -Go presently ÚwÚ inquiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD wiww I, -Whewe monyey is; ÚwÚ and UwU I nyo ;;w;; question >_< make -;;w;; To uWu have >w< it of x3 my :33 twust ow fow x3 my sake. Exeunt - - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew PORTIA with her >w< waiting-woman, NyEWISSA - -POWTIA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, Nerissa, x3 my xDD wittwe >w< body >_> is >_> aweawy of ÚwÚ this -great wowwd. -OwO NyEWISSA. >_> You ^.^ wouwd be, x3 sweet UwU madam, >_> if x3 youw misewies :3 wewe uWu in x3 the -same abundance >_< as x3 youw ÚwÚ good fowtunyes >_< awe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, fow ^.^ aught UwU I -see, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< as >w< sick :3 that suwfeit with ^w^ too much >_< as ;;w;; they :3 that -starve with OwO nyothing. ^.^ It >_> is nyo >_> mean happinyess, OwO thewefowe, to be -seated uWu in x3 the UwU mean: supewfwuity come :33 soonyew ^.^ by ^-^ white hairs, >_> but -competency ;;w;; wives wongew. -POWTIA. ^-^ Good :33 sentences, ÚwÚ and weww x3 pwonyounc'd. -OwO NyEWISSA. ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd be better, >_> if weww fowwowed. -POWTIA. ;;w;; If to UwU do :3 wewe >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as to ^.^ knyow >_> what :3 wewe ÚwÚ good to UwU do, -ÚwÚ chapews xDD had :33 been chuwches, ÚwÚ and poor men's x3 cottages princes' ->_< pawaces. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good divine :3 that xDD fowwows :33 his UwU own xDD instwuctions; UwU I -^.^ can xDD easiew >_< teach ÚwÚ twenty >_> what :3 wewe ÚwÚ good to be donye than to be one -of x3 the ÚwÚ twenty to ;;w;; fowwow >_< minye UwU own >_> teaching. uWu The :3 bwain OwO may >w< devise -UwU waws fow x3 the bwood, >_> but :3 a :3 hot xDD tempew weaps ^-^ o'ew :3 a UwU cowd decwee; -xDD such :3 a UwU hawe >_> is ^-^ madnyess x3 the youth, to UwU skip ^-^ o'ew x3 the meshes of ÚwÚ good -counsel x3 the ;;w;; cwippwe. OwO But ÚwÚ this :33 weasonying >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the fashion to -choose ;;w;; me :3 a husband. x3 O uWu me, x3 the ;;w;; wowd :33 'choose'! UwU I OwO may :3 nyeithew -choose who UwU I ^.^ wouwd nor refuse who UwU I ^w^ diswike; UwU so >_> is x3 the xDD wiww of :3 a -UwU wiving daughter uWu cuwb'd ^.^ by x3 the xDD wiww of :3 a >_< dead :33 fathew. Is >w< it nyot -hawd, Nerissa, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose one, nor refuse none? -OwO NyEWISSA. uWu Youw >w< fathew UwU was OwO evew virtuous, ÚwÚ and >w< howy ;;w;; men uWu at uWu theiw :33 death -uWu have ÚwÚ good uWu inspiwations; >_< thewefowe x3 the x3 wott'wy :3 that ^.^ he hath ->w< devised uWu in these >w< thwee ^w^ chests, of ^.^ gowd, ^.^ siwvew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wead- xDD wheweof -who chooses :33 his meaning chooses :3 you- xDD wiww nyo doubt >_< nyevew be -OwO chosen ^.^ by xDD any rightly >_> but one who xDD you UwU shaww rightly love. OwO But ->_> what warmth >_> is there uWu in x3 youw :3 affection uWu towawds xDD any of these -princely ^-^ suitows :3 that OwO awe xDD awweady come? -POWTIA. UwU I pray uWu thee over-name OwO them; ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD thou namest ÚwÚ them, UwU I xDD wiww ->_< descwibe OwO them; ÚwÚ and accowding to x3 my ^w^ descwiption, ^w^ wevew uWu at x3 my -OwO affection. -OwO NyEWISSA. ^.^ Fiwst, there >_> is x3 the OwO Nyeapowitan pwince. -POWTIA. Ay, ^w^ that's :3 a uWu cowt :33 indeed, fow ^.^ he xDD doth >_< nyothing >_> but tawk of -:33 his :33 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 makes >w< it :3 a great appropriation to :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ good -parts :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can >w< shoe ^.^ him :33 himsewf; UwU I ^w^ am much ^w^ afeaw'd x3 my uWu wady :33 his -mothew pway'd UwU fawse with :3 a ^w^ smith. -OwO NyEWISSA. UwU Then >_> is there x3 the xDD County Pawatinye. -POWTIA. >w< He xDD doth >_< nyothing >_> but fwown, >_< as who >_> shouwd >_> say >_< 'An xDD you xDD wiww -nyot uWu have uWu me, uWu choose.' >w< He x3 heaws ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; tawes ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes not. UwU I feaw -^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv x3 the weeping x3 phiwosophew when ^.^ he gwows :3 owd, ^.^ being UwU so -full of uWu unmannyewwy >_> sadnyess uWu in :33 his >_< youth. UwU I xDD had rather be mawwied -to :3 a death's-head with :3 a bonye uWu in :33 his xDD mouth than to xDD eithew of -:3 these. ^w^ God ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me from these OwO two! -OwO NyEWISSA. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ by x3 the OwO Fwench uWu wowd, ;;w;; Monsieuw Le UwU Bon? -POWTIA. ^w^ God UwU made :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe wet ^.^ him pass fow :3 a man. ^w^ In -truth, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 sin to be :3 a mockew, >_> but xDD he- >w< why, ^.^ he hath :3 a -UwU howse xDD bettew than x3 the ^-^ Nyeapowitan's, :3 a xDD bettew :33 bad OwO habit of ->_> fwownying than x3 the xDD Count ^-^ Pawatinye; ^.^ he >_> is every x3 man uWu in nyo man. ;;w;; If :3 a -^.^ thwostwe ^.^ sing ^.^ he ^w^ fawws ^w^ stwaight ^.^ a-cap'wing; ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; fence with -:33 his UwU own ÚwÚ shadow; >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd marry :3 him, UwU I >_> shouwd marry ÚwÚ twenty -husbands. ;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> despise uWu me, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 fowgive him; fow >_> if ^.^ he -wuv ;;w;; me to xDD madnyess, UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew :3 wequite ^.^ him. -OwO NyEWISSA. >_> What >_> say xDD you xDD then to Fawconbwidge, x3 the xDD young >_< bawon of -Engwand? -POWTIA. >_> You ^.^ knyow UwU I >_> say >_< nyothing to :3 him, fow ^.^ he :3 undewstands nyot uWu me, -nor UwU I :33 him: ^.^ he hath :3 nyeithew xDD Watin, Fwench, nor Itawian, ÚwÚ and xDD you -xDD wiww come x3 into x3 the court ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw :3 that UwU I uWu have :3 a poor xDD pennywowth -uWu in x3 the Engwish. >w< He >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew :33 man's ;;w;; pictuwe; >_> but :3 awas, who ^.^ can -convewse with :3 a :3 dumb-show? How oddly ^.^ he >_> is UwU suited! UwU I think ^.^ he -xDD bought :33 his ^w^ doubwet uWu in Italy, :33 his ;;w;; wound >_> hose uWu in >_< Fwance, :33 his :3 bonnyet -uWu in >_> Gewmany, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> behaviouw :3 evewywhewe. -OwO NyEWISSA. >_> What think xDD you of x3 the ^.^ Scottish uWu wowd, :33 his nyeighbouw? -POWTIA. :33 That ^.^ he hath :3 a ^-^ nyeighbouwwy xDD chawity uWu in :3 him, fow ^.^ he bowwowed -:3 a ^w^ box of x3 the ear of x3 the Engwishman, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 pay ^.^ him -again when ^.^ he UwU was able; UwU I think x3 the OwO Fwenchman ÚwÚ became :33 his OwO suwety, -ÚwÚ and OwO seaw'd :33 undew fow anyothew. -OwO NyEWISSA. How ^.^ wike xDD you x3 the xDD young German, x3 the >w< Duke of UwU Saxony's -UwU nyephew? -POWTIA. Very uWu viwewy uWu in x3 the mownying when ^.^ he >_> is sobew; ÚwÚ and UwU most -uWu viwewy uWu in x3 the >_< aftewnyoon when ^.^ he >_> is drunk. x3 When ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ best, ^.^ he >_> is -:3 a xDD wittwe xDD wowse than :3 a ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ wowst, ^.^ he >_> is xDD wittwe -xDD bettew than :3 a beast. ^-^ An x3 the worst faww :3 that OwO evew fell, UwU I UwU hope UwU I -UwU shaww >_< make OwO shift to OwO go ^-^ without ^.^ him. -OwO NyEWISSA. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd offer to UwU choose, ÚwÚ and choose x3 the >w< wight :33 casket, -xDD you >_> shouwd refuse to x3 pewfowm x3 youw father's :33 wiww, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd -refuse to xDD accept ^.^ him. -POWTIA. >_< Thewefowe, fow feaw of x3 the ^.^ wowst, UwU I pray uWu thee uWu set :3 a >_> deep -gwass of Whenyish winye on x3 the :33 contwawy UwU casket; fow >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw be -within ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ temptation without, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD wiww choose :3 it. UwU I -xDD wiww UwU do anything, Nerissa, ere UwU I xDD wiww be mawwied to :3 a ;;w;; sponge. -OwO NyEWISSA. >_> You >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw, UwU wady, x3 the xDD having xDD any of these :3 wowds; -;;w;; they uWu have >_> acquainted ;;w;; me with uWu theiw determinations, which >_> is -ÚwÚ indeed to ^-^ wetuwn to uWu theiw ^.^ home, ÚwÚ and to >_> twoubwe xDD you with nyo ^.^ mowe -^.^ suit, ^w^ unwess xDD you OwO may be ^.^ won ^.^ by x3 some othew ;;w;; sowt than x3 youw father's -uWu imposition, depending on x3 the ;;w;; caskets. -POWTIA. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ wive to be >_< as ;;w;; owd >_< as >w< Sibywwa, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die >_< as >w< chaste >_< as -OwO Dianya, ^w^ unwess UwU I be >_< obtainyed ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ mannyew of x3 my father's :33 wiww. UwU I -^w^ am uWu gwad ÚwÚ this parcel of >_> wooews OwO awe UwU so UwU weasonyabwe; fow there >_> is nyot -one ^-^ among them >_> but UwU I >_> dote on :33 his xDD vewy >_> absence, ÚwÚ and UwU I pray ^w^ God -gwant them :3 a >w< faiw departure. -OwO NyEWISSA. Do xDD you nyot UwU wemembew, UwU wady, uWu in x3 youw father's time, :3 a -Venyetian, :3 a scholar ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew, :3 that ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew uWu in >_< company of -x3 the ^w^ Mawquis of ^w^ Montfewwat? -POWTIA. Yes, :3 yes, >w< it UwU was ^-^ Bassanyio; >_< as UwU I >_< think, UwU so UwU was ^.^ he call'd. -OwO NyEWISSA. >_< Twue, x3 madam; xDD he, of aww x3 the ;;w;; men :3 that OwO evew x3 my >_< foowish eyes ->_> wook'd upon, UwU was x3 the best desewving :3 a >w< faiw >_> wady. -POWTIA. UwU I remember ^.^ him weww, ÚwÚ and UwU I remember ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowthy of >w< thy -;;w;; pwaise. - -Entew :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? -SEWVINGMAN. uWu The fouw stwangews >_> seek fow UwU you, UwU madam, to OwO take uWu theiw -:3 weave; ÚwÚ and there >_> is :3 a forerunner come from :3 a UwU fifth, x3 the Prince of -Mowocco, who >_< bwings ;;w;; wowd x3 the Prince :33 his >_< mastew xDD wiww be OwO hewe -to-night. -POWTIA. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd bid x3 the :3 fifth wewcome with UwU so ÚwÚ good >_< heawt >_< as UwU I -^.^ can bid x3 the othew fouw farewell, UwU I >_> shouwd be uWu gwad of :33 his ->_> appwoach; >_> if ^.^ he uWu have x3 the condition of :3 a ^.^ saint ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< compwexion -of :3 a deviw, UwU I xDD had rather ^.^ he >_> shouwd >_> shwive ;;w;; me than ^w^ wive x3 me. -^.^ Come, >_< Nyewissa. Siwwah, OwO go befowe. -Whiwes ^.^ we shut x3 the uWu gate ;;w;; upon one ÚwÚ wooew, anyothew ÚwÚ knyocks uWu at x3 the -UwU doow. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew ^w^ BASSANyIO With :3 SHYWOCK x3 the Jew - -OwO SHYWOCK. Thwee thousand ducats- well. -BASSANyIO. Ay, ^w^ siw, fow >w< thwee ÚwÚ months. -OwO SHYWOCK. For >w< thwee months- well. -BASSANyIO. For x3 the ^w^ which, >_< as UwU I told UwU you, Antonio UwU shaww be UwU bound. -OwO SHYWOCK. Antonio UwU shaww :33 become >_> bound- well. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ May xDD you OwO stead me? Will xDD you :3 pweasuwe me? Shall UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw -answer? -OwO SHYWOCK. Thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats fow >w< thwee ^-^ months, ÚwÚ and Antonio UwU bound. -BASSANyIO. uWu Youw answew to x3 that. -OwO SHYWOCK. Antonio >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good man. -BASSANyIO. :3 Have xDD you heard xDD any ;;w;; imputation to x3 the uWu contwawy? -OwO SHYWOCK. >w< Ho, no, no, no, ^.^ nyo; x3 my meaning uWu in :3 saying ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 man ->_> is to uWu have xDD you understand ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; sufficient; yet :33 his means -OwO awe uWu in UwU supposition: ^.^ he hath >w< an ^.^ awgosy bound to xDD Twipowis, anyothew -to x3 the >_> Indies; UwU I undewstand, ^w^ moweuvw, ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 Wiawto, ^.^ he hath :3 a -thiwd uWu at ÚwÚ Mexico, :3 a :3 fouwth fow Engwand- ÚwÚ and othew :3 ventuwes ^.^ he -:33 hath, squand'red abroad. OwO But ÚwÚ ships OwO awe >_> but ÚwÚ boawds, saiwows >_> but -ÚwÚ men; there be ;;w;; wand-wats ÚwÚ and ^-^ watew-wats, x3 watew-thieves ÚwÚ and -land-thieves- UwU I >_> mean uWu piwates; ÚwÚ and xDD then there >_> is x3 the peril of -^.^ watews, winds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wocks. uWu The x3 man ;;w;; is, >w< nyotwithstanding, ->w< sufficient. Thwee thousand ducats- UwU I think UwU I OwO may OwO take :33 his UwU bond. -BASSANyIO. ^w^ Be x3 assuw'd xDD you may. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I xDD wiww be x3 assuw'd UwU I ;;w;; may; x3 and, :3 that UwU I OwO may be ^.^ assuwed, UwU I -xDD wiww ^.^ bethink x3 me. ^-^ May UwU I speak with Antonyio? -BASSANyIO. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to ÚwÚ dinye with >_> us. -OwO SHYWOCK. Yes, to smell powk, to eat of x3 the ^w^ habitation which x3 youw -UwU pwophet, x3 the Nyazawite, >_< conjuwed x3 the ^.^ deviw ^w^ into! UwU I xDD wiww UwU buy with -UwU you, ;;w;; seww with UwU you, tawk with UwU you, UwU wawk with UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so -x3 fowwowing; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww nyot eat with UwU you, ÚwÚ dwink with UwU you, nor pray -with OwO you. >_> What nyews on x3 the OwO Wiawto? Who >_> is ^.^ he x3 comes hewe? - -Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO - -BASSANyIO. This >_> is :33 Signyiow Antonio. -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 [Aside] How ^.^ wike :3 a uWu fawnying pubwican ^.^ he OwO wooks! -UwU I ^-^ hate ^.^ him fow ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD Chwistian; -OwO But ^.^ mowe fow :3 that uWu in wow simplicity ->w< He wends x3 out monyey gratis, ÚwÚ and >_< bwings down -uWu The wate of ;;w;; usance OwO hewe with >_> us uWu in >_< Venyice. -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can catch ^.^ him >_> once ;;w;; upon x3 the hip, -UwU I xDD wiww >w< feed :33 fat x3 the UwU ancient >_< gwudge UwU I UwU beaw ^.^ him. ->w< He hates UwU ouw uWu sacwed nation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; waiws, -Even there :3 whewe merchants UwU most UwU do congregate, -On uWu me, x3 my bargains, ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu weww-won thwift, ->_< Which ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws OwO intewest. ;;w;; Cuwsed be x3 my twibe -;;w;; If UwU I :33 fowgive x3 him! -BASSANyIO. >_< Shywock, UwU do xDD you UwU heaw? -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am UwU debating of x3 my xDD pwesent store, -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the nyeaw guess of x3 my xDD memowy, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot instantly >w< waise x3 up x3 the gwoss -Of full >w< thwee thousand xDD ducats. >_> What of ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ Tubaw, :3 a :3 weawthy Hebrew of x3 my :33 twibe, -Will furnish x3 me. OwO But xDD soft! >w< how UwU many ^w^ months -Do xDD you desiwe? :33 [To UwU ANTONyIO] xDD West xDD you faiw, ÚwÚ good ^.^ signyiow; -uWu Youw :33 wowship UwU was x3 the >w< wast x3 man uWu in UwU ouw xDD mouths. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< Shywock, OwO awbeit UwU I :3 nyeithew xDD wend nor :3 bowwow -^-^ By :3 taking nor ^.^ by ^.^ giving of xDD excess, -Yet, to suppwy x3 the ripe wants of x3 my fwiend, -I'll bweak :3 a custom. :33 [To BASSANIO] Is ^.^ he yet >_< possess'd -How much OwO ye would? -OwO SHYWOCK. Ay, :33 ay, >w< thwee thousand xDD ducats. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And fow >w< thwee ÚwÚ months. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I xDD had forgot- >w< thwee OwO months; xDD you told ;;w;; me :3 so. -Weww >w< then, x3 youw bond; x3 and, wet ;;w;; me >_> see- >_> but hear UwU you, -OwO Methoughts xDD you uWu said xDD you :3 nyeithew xDD wend nor :3 bowwow ->_> Upon uWu advantage. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I UwU do >_< nyevew use :3 it. -OwO SHYWOCK. x3 When :3 Jacob uWu gwaz'd :33 his :33 uncwe :33 Waban's sheep- -This :3 Jacob from UwU ouw >w< howy :33 Abwam UwU was, -;;w;; As :33 his uWu wise mothew ;;w;; wwought uWu in :33 his UwU behawf, -uWu The thiwd ÚwÚ possessow; :33 ay, ^.^ he UwU was x3 the thiwd- ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And >_> what of him? Did ^.^ he OwO take ^.^ intewest? -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Nyo, nyot OwO take interest; >_> nyot, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd say, -Directly int'rest; mark >_> what :3 Jacob UwU did: -x3 When >w< Waban ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf :3 wewe x3 compwomis'd -:33 That aww x3 the eanwings which :3 wewe streak'd ÚwÚ and pied -Should faww >_< as >_> Jacob's hiwe, x3 the >_> ewes, ^.^ being UwU wank, -^w^ In >w< end of ^w^ autumn turned to x3 the ^w^ wams; -xDD And when x3 the ^.^ wowk of OwO genyewation UwU was -Between these :3 woowwy x3 bweedews uWu in x3 the ;;w;; act, -uWu The >_< skiwfuw xDD shephewd :3 piww'd ;;w;; me xDD cewtain :3 wands, -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the xDD doing of x3 the ^.^ deed of ;;w;; kind, ->w< He ^.^ stuck them x3 up >w< befowe x3 the fulsome >_> ewes, -UwU Who, xDD then ^.^ conceiving, uWu did uWu in eaning time -Fall OwO pawti-cowouw'd lambs, ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 wewe ÚwÚ Jacob's. -This UwU was :3 a uWu way to thwive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU was OwO bwest; -xDD And thrift >_> is blessing, >_> if ;;w;; men ^.^ steaw >w< it not. ->_> ANTONyIO. This UwU was :3 a :33 ventuwe, ^w^ siw, :3 that :3 Jacob sewv'd ^w^ fow; -^-^ A ^.^ thing nyot uWu in :33 his powew to ;;w;; bwing to pass, -OwO But >w< sway'd ÚwÚ and uWu fashion'd ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand of UwU heaven. -Was ÚwÚ this inserted to >_< make ÚwÚ intewest good? -:33 Ow >_> is x3 youw gowd ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew ^-^ ewes ÚwÚ and rams? -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; UwU I >_< make >w< it breed >_< as uWu fast. -OwO But ^-^ nyote uWu me, ;;w;; signyiow. ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 [Aside] >_> Mawk xDD you uWu this, ^-^ Bassanyio, -uWu The ^.^ deviw ^.^ can cite Scripture fow :33 his puwpose. -^-^ An eviw :3 souw OwO pwoducing >w< howy >_> witnyess -Is ^.^ wike :3 a viwwain with :3 a x3 smiwing OwO cheek, -^-^ A xDD goodwy apple wotten uWu at x3 the ;;w;; heawt. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a xDD goodwy uWu outside UwU fawsehood x3 hath! -OwO SHYWOCK. Thwee thousand ducats- UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wound UwU sum. -Thwee ^w^ months from twelve; xDD then wet ;;w;; me see, x3 the rate- ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD Weww, >_< Shywock, UwU shaww ^.^ we be beholding to you? -OwO SHYWOCK. :33 Signyiow Antonio, UwU many :3 a time ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft -^w^ In x3 the Wiawto xDD you uWu have :33 wated ;;w;; me -About x3 my ;;w;; monyeys ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU usances; -UwU Stiww uWu have UwU I :3 bownye >w< it with :3 a patient :33 shwug, -For suff'wance >_> is x3 the x3 badge of aww UwU ouw :3 twibe; ->_> You caww ;;w;; me misbewievew, >w< cut-thwoat dog, -xDD And spit ;;w;; upon x3 my :33 Jewish gaberdine, -xDD And aww fow use of :3 that which >_> is >_< minye own. -Weww >w< then, >w< it nyow >_> appeaws xDD you >_< nyeed x3 my UwU hewp; -Go ^.^ to, :33 then; xDD you come to uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_> say -'Shywock, ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^-^ monyeys.' >_> You >_> say OwO so- ->_> You :3 that uWu did >_< void x3 youw rheum ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ beawd -xDD And :33 foot ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you :33 spuwn :3 a stwangew cur -Over x3 youw ^w^ thweshowd; ;;w;; monyeys >_> is x3 youw OwO suit. ->_> What >_> shouwd UwU I >_> say to you? Should UwU I nyot >_> say ->_> 'Hath :3 a dog monyey? Is >w< it OwO possibwe -^-^ A cur ^.^ can xDD wend >w< thwee thousand x3 ducats?' :33 Ow -Shall UwU I >w< bend wow x3 and, uWu in :3 a bondman's >_> key, -With bated UwU bweath ÚwÚ and whisp'wing humbleness, -x3 Say :33 this: -'Fair ^w^ siw, xDD you spit on ;;w;; me on >w< Wednyesday last, ->_> You spurn'd ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a uWu day; anyothew time ->_> You ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me xDD dog; ÚwÚ and fow these couwtesies -I'll xDD wend xDD you OwO thus much ^.^ monyeys'? ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^.^ wike to caww uWu thee UwU so OwO again, -;;w;; To spit on uWu thee OwO again, to :33 spuwn uWu thee UwU too. -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt xDD wend ÚwÚ this monyey, xDD wend >w< it nyot -;;w;; As to >w< thy >_> fwiends- fow when uWu did ÚwÚ fwiendship OwO take -^-^ A breed fow ^-^ bawwen >_< metaw of :33 his friend?- -OwO But xDD wend >w< it rather to ^.^ thinye enyemy, -Who >_> if ^.^ he bweak xDD thou uWu mayst with xDD bettew OwO face -UwU Exact x3 the penalty. -OwO SHYWOCK. Why, wook UwU you, >w< how xDD you >_> stowm! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ^w^ fwiends with UwU you, ÚwÚ and uWu have x3 youw xDD wuv, -:3 Fowget x3 the UwU shames :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 stain'd ;;w;; me OwO with, -uWu Suppwy x3 youw xDD pwesent ;;w;; wants, ÚwÚ and OwO take nyo OwO doit -Of ;;w;; usance fow x3 my UwU monyeys, ÚwÚ and you'ww nyot hear x3 me. -This >_> is uWu kind UwU I UwU offew. -BASSANyIO. This :3 wewe kindness. -OwO SHYWOCK. This OwO kindnyess xDD wiww UwU I show. -Go with ;;w;; me to :3 a >w< nyotawy, UwU seaw ;;w;; me there -uWu Youw :3 singwe bond, x3 and, uWu in :3 a ^.^ mewwy sport, -;;w;; If xDD you wepay ;;w;; me nyot on xDD such :3 a ^-^ day, -^w^ In xDD such :3 a pwace, xDD such >w< sum ow uWu sums >_< as OwO awe -x3 Expwess'd uWu in x3 the ^w^ condition, wet x3 the forfeit -^w^ Be ^w^ nyominyated fow >w< an equal ;;w;; pound -Of x3 youw >w< faiw OwO fwesh, to be :3 cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :33 taken -^w^ In >_> what ÚwÚ pawt of x3 youw >w< body xDD pweaseth x3 me. ->_> ANTONyIO. Content, uWu in xDD faith; I'll UwU seaw to xDD such :3 a bond, -xDD And >_> say there >_> is much OwO kindnyess uWu in x3 the ^w^ Jew. -BASSANyIO. >_> You UwU shaww nyot UwU seaw to xDD such :3 a :3 bond fow OwO me; -I'll rather dwell uWu in x3 my ;;w;; nyecessity. ->_> ANTONyIO. Why, feaw >_> nyot, xDD man; UwU I xDD wiww nyot forfeit uWu it; -OwO Within these >w< two months- ^w^ that's :3 a >_> month >w< befowe -This :3 bond >w< expiwes- UwU I UwU do >_< expect ^-^ wetuwn -Of thrice >w< thwee times x3 the value of ÚwÚ this UwU bond. -OwO SHYWOCK. x3 O >w< fathew ^-^ Abwam, >_> what these Chwistians awe, ->_< Whose UwU own x3 hawd ÚwÚ deawings teaches them >_> suspect -uWu The >_< thoughts of others! >_> Pway UwU you, tell ;;w;; me :33 this: -;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd bweak :33 his ^-^ day, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ gain -^-^ By x3 the xDD exaction of x3 the :33 fowfeituwe? -^-^ A ;;w;; pound of :33 man's >w< fwesh :33 taken from :3 a x3 man -Is nyot UwU so ;;w;; estimabwe, ÚwÚ pwofitabwe nyeithew, -;;w;; As >w< fwesh of muttons, beefs, ow uWu goats. UwU I say, -;;w;; To UwU buy :33 his favour, UwU I :3 extend ÚwÚ this uWu fwiendship; -;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wiww OwO take :33 it, so; >_> if >_> nyot, uWu adieu; -^.^ And, fow x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I pray xDD you wrong ;;w;; me not. ->_> ANTONyIO. Yes, >_< Shywock, UwU I xDD wiww UwU seaw >w< unto ÚwÚ this UwU bond. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU Then :3 meet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fowthwith uWu at x3 the notary's; -Give ^.^ him ÚwÚ diwection fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ mewwy bond, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO go ÚwÚ and >_< puwse x3 the ;;w;; ducats stwaight, -xDD See to x3 my house, left uWu in x3 the x3 feawfuw xDD guawd -Of >w< an unthrifty ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and presently -I'll be with OwO you. ->_> ANTONyIO. Hie ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Jew. uWu Exit :3 SHYWOCK -uWu The Hebrew xDD wiww turn ^-^ Chwistian: ^.^ he gwows kind. -BASSANyIO. UwU I ^.^ wike nyot >w< faiw terms ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> viwwain's :33 mind. ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 Come xDD on; uWu in ÚwÚ this there ^.^ can be nyo ^-^ dismay; -OwO My ÚwÚ ships come ^.^ home :3 a >_> month >w< befowe x3 the x3 day. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house - -Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the PWINCE of MOWOCCO, :3 a OwO tawny Moor aww uWu in >_< white, -ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw x3 FOWWOWEWS accordingly, with PORTIA, UwU NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and twain - -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF >_> Mowocco. UwU Miswike ;;w;; me nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ compwexion, -uWu The ÚwÚ shadowed :33 wivewy of x3 the buwnyish'd sun, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and nyeaw bred. -Bring ;;w;; me x3 the >_> faiwest creature nyowthwawd born, -Whewe x3 Phoebus' fire scawce OwO thaws x3 the x3 icicwes, -xDD And wet >_> us >_< make ^-^ incision fow x3 youw wuv -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv x3 whose :3 bwood >_> is UwU weddest, :33 his ow ^w^ minye. -UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, UwU wady, ÚwÚ this uWu aspect of >_< minye ->_< Hath feaw'd x3 the valiant; ^.^ by x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I >_< sweaw -uWu The ;;w;; best-wegawded viwgins of UwU ouw >w< cwime -:3 Have :3 wov'd >w< it UwU too. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot change ÚwÚ this >_< hue, -UwU Except to ^.^ steaw x3 youw thoughts, x3 my ^-^ gentwe >w< queen. -POWTIA. ^w^ In terms of UwU choice UwU I ^w^ am nyot solely x3 wed -^-^ By UwU nyice ÚwÚ diwection of :3 a maiden's eyes; -:33 Besides, x3 the x3 wott'wy of x3 my ^.^ destiny -Bars ;;w;; me x3 the >w< wight of ;;w;; vowuntawy ^w^ choosing. -But, >_> if x3 my >w< fathew xDD had nyot >_> scanted uWu me, -xDD And ÚwÚ hedg'd ;;w;; me ^.^ by :33 his wit to yield mysewf -ÚwÚ His >w< wife who ^w^ wins ;;w;; me ^.^ by :3 that means UwU I told UwU you, ->_< Youwsewf, uWu wenyownyed >_< Pwince, xDD then :33 stood >_< as >w< faiw -;;w;; As xDD any ÚwÚ comew UwU I uWu have >_> wook'd on yet -For x3 my OwO affection. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. Even fow :3 that UwU I >_> thank OwO you. ->_< Thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, lead ;;w;; me to x3 the :3 caskets -;;w;; To >_> twy x3 my xDD fowtunye. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ;;w;; scimitaw, -:33 That >_< swew x3 the xDD Sophy ÚwÚ and :3 a Persian >_< pwince, -:33 That ^.^ won >w< thwee fields of Suwtan Sowyman, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ o'ewstawe x3 the stewnyest eyes :3 that look, ->_< Outbwave x3 the >_< heawt UwU most daring on x3 the earth, -Pluck x3 the xDD young x3 sucking ^.^ cubs from x3 the she-bear, -Yea, ÚwÚ mock x3 the wion when xDD 'a roars fow ^.^ pwey, -;;w;; To x3 win ÚwÚ thee, >_> wady. But, alas x3 the whiwe! -;;w;; If Hercules ÚwÚ and Lichas :33 pway uWu at :3 dice ->_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD bettew ^w^ man, x3 the :33 gweatew ^-^ thwow -^-^ May turn ^.^ by :3 fowtunye from x3 the weaker UwU band. -^w^ So >_> is x3 Awcides beaten ^.^ by :33 his ^-^ page; -xDD And UwU so OwO may I, ^w^ bwind :33 Fowtunye weading uWu me, -:33 Miss :3 that which one >_< unwowthiew OwO may :3 attain, -xDD And ^-^ die with :33 gwieving. -POWTIA. >_> You ^w^ must OwO take x3 youw chance, -xDD And xDD eithew nyot x3 attempt to choose uWu at all, -:33 Ow >_< sweaw >w< befowe xDD you UwU choose, >_> if xDD you choose wwong, -xDD Nyevew to speak to uWu wady >w< aftewwawd -^w^ In uWu way of mawwiage; >_< thewefowe be ^w^ advis'd. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. x3 Nyow xDD wiww x3 nyot; come, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 my >w< chance. -POWTIA. ^.^ Fiwst, forward to x3 the temple. >w< Aftew dinner -uWu Youw >_< hazawd UwU shaww be >_> made. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. ^-^ Good :3 fowtunye >w< then, -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me bwest ow x3 cuwsed'st ^-^ among :3 men! -OwO [Cownyets, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt] - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT xDD GOBBO - -:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU Cewtainwy x3 my >_> conscience xDD wiww serve ;;w;; me to >w< wun from ÚwÚ this -Jew x3 my master. uWu The >_< fiend >_> is uWu at >_< minye OwO ewbow ÚwÚ and tempts uWu me, :3 saying -to ;;w;; me 'Gobbo, OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Wauncewot' ow OwO 'good :33 Gobbo' ow -OwO 'good OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, use x3 youw ^.^ wegs, OwO take x3 the :33 stawt, >w< wun away.' -OwO My >_> conscience ;;w;; says >_< 'Nyo; OwO take ^-^ heed, xDD honyest Launcelot, OwO take ^-^ heed, -xDD honyest :33 Gobbo' or, >_< as :3 afowesaid, 'honyest OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, UwU do nyot -run; ^w^ scown wunnying with >w< thy UwU heews.' xDD Weww, x3 the UwU most xDD couwageous ->_< fiend UwU bids ;;w;; me ;;w;; pack. >_> 'Via!' ;;w;; says x3 the fiend; xDD 'away!' ;;w;; says x3 the -xDD fiend. ^w^ 'Fow x3 the >w< heavens, wouse x3 up :3 a >_< bwave mind' ;;w;; says x3 the >_< fiend -OwO 'and ^w^ wun.' xDD Weww, x3 my OwO conscience, >_< hanging about x3 the x3 nyeck of x3 my -uWu heawt, ;;w;; says xDD vewy wisely to ;;w;; me >w< 'My xDD honyest :33 fwiend Launcelot, ^.^ being ->w< an xDD honyest :33 man's OwO son' ow rather 'an xDD honyest xDD woman's xDD son'; fow -ÚwÚ indeed x3 my >w< fathew uWu did ^-^ something ^.^ smack, ^-^ something gwow ^.^ to, ^.^ he xDD had :3 a -uWu kind of taste- weww, x3 my >_> conscience ;;w;; says 'Launcelot, :3 budge ^-^ nyot.' -'Budge,' ;;w;; says x3 the xDD fiend. OwO 'Budge not,' ;;w;; says x3 my ^w^ conscience. -^w^ 'Conscience,' >_> say I, ÚwÚ (you counsel :3 weww.' 'Fiend,' >_> say I, >w< 'you -counsel :3 weww.' ;;w;; To be wuw'd ^.^ by x3 my OwO conscience, UwU I >_> shouwd xDD stay with -x3 the Jew x3 my ^.^ mastew, >w< who- ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the mawk!- >_> is :3 a uWu kind of >_< deviw; -x3 and, to >w< wun OwO away from x3 the x3 Jew, UwU I >_> shouwd be ^.^ wuwed ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ fiend, ->w< who- OwO saving x3 youw ^.^ wevewence!- >_> is x3 the ^.^ deviw himself. UwU Cewtainwy x3 the -Jew >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ deviw incarnation; x3 and, uWu in x3 my OwO conscience, x3 my ->_> conscience >_> is >_> but :3 a uWu kind of x3 hawd >_> conscience to offer to counsel -;;w;; me to xDD stay with x3 the ^w^ Jew. uWu The >_< fiend ;;w;; gives x3 the ^.^ mowe xDD fwiendwy -:3 counsew. UwU I xDD wiww uWu wun, fiend; x3 my heels OwO awe uWu at x3 youw :3 commandment; UwU I -xDD wiww wun. - -Entew OLD OwO GOBBO, with :3 a ;;w;; basket - ->w< GOBBO. >_< Mastew xDD young ^w^ man, UwU you, UwU I pray UwU you, which >_> is x3 the uWu way to ->_< mastew uWu Jew's? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. :3 [Aside] x3 O OwO heavens! This >_> is x3 my twue-begotten ÚwÚ fathew, -who, ^.^ being ^.^ mowe than ^w^ sand-bwind, high-gwavew ÚwÚ bwind, xDD knyows ;;w;; me not. -UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy confusions with ^.^ him. ->w< GOBBO. >_< Mastew xDD young gentweman, UwU I pray UwU you, which >_> is x3 the uWu way to ->_< mastew uWu Jew's? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Tuwn x3 up on x3 youw >w< wight uWu hand uWu at x3 the :3 nyext ÚwÚ tuwnying, but, uWu at -x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; tuwnying of all, on x3 youw :33 weft; marry, uWu at x3 the xDD vewy :3 nyext -ÚwÚ tuwnying, turn of nyo uWu hand, >_> but turn down indirectly to x3 the xDD Jew's -ÚwÚ house. ->w< GOBBO. ^w^ Be >_> God's UwU sonties, 'twill be :3 a x3 hawd uWu way to ^w^ hit! UwU Can xDD you tell -;;w;; me >w< whethew one Launcelot, :3 that dwells with :3 him, dwell with ^.^ him ow -no? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Talk xDD you of xDD young >_< Mastew Launcelot? :3 [Aside] >_> Mawk ;;w;; me ->_< nyow; nyow xDD wiww UwU I >w< waise x3 the UwU watews.- Talk xDD you of xDD young >_< Mastew -Launcelot? ->w< GOBBO. No ^.^ mastew, ^w^ siw, >_> but :3 a poor :33 man's son; :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ though UwU I -ÚwÚ say't, >_> is >w< an xDD honyest :33 exceeding poor ^w^ man, x3 and, ^w^ God be uWu thanked, weww -to wive. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. xDD Weww, wet :33 his >w< fathew be >_> what xDD 'a :33 wiww, ^.^ we tawk of xDD young ->_< Mastew ;;w;; Wauncewot. ->w< GOBBO. uWu Youw ^w^ wowship's fwiend, ÚwÚ and Launcelot, sir. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. OwO But UwU I pray UwU you, ergo, ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, ergo, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, tawk -xDD you of xDD young >_< Mastew Launcelot? ->w< GOBBO. Of Launcelot, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw mastership. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ Ewgo, >_< Mastew ;;w;; Wauncewot. Talk nyot of >_< Mastew Launcelot, -father; fow x3 the xDD young gentweman, accowding to :33 Fates ÚwÚ and Destinies -ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< odd sayings, x3 the Sistews Thwee ÚwÚ and xDD such ^-^ bwanches of -^w^ weawnying, >_> is ÚwÚ indeed ^-^ deceased; or, >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> say uWu in uWu pwain -^w^ tewms, >_> gonye to UwU heaven. ->w< GOBBO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God fowbid! uWu The ;;w;; boy UwU was x3 the xDD vewy uWu staff of x3 my age, x3 my -xDD vewy ^w^ pwop. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Do UwU I wook ^.^ wike :3 a cudgel ow :3 a >_< huvw-post, :3 a uWu staff ow :3 a -prop? Do xDD you ^.^ knyow uWu me, father? ->w< GOBBO. Alack x3 the ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >_> nyot, xDD young gentleman; >_> but UwU I pray -xDD you tell uWu me, >_> is x3 my ^w^ boy- ^w^ God xDD west :33 his :3 souw!- ^.^ awive ow dead? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Do xDD you nyot ^.^ knyow uWu me, father? ->w< GOBBO. xDD Awack, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ sand-bwind; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you not. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Nyay, :33 indeed, >_> if xDD you xDD had x3 youw ^w^ eyes, xDD you ^w^ might fail of x3 the -x3 knyowing ;;w;; me: >w< it >_> is :3 a uWu wise >w< fathew :3 that xDD knyows :33 his UwU own :33 chiwd. xDD Weww, -;;w;; owd ^w^ man, UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you nyews of x3 youw OwO son. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ;;w;; bwessing; -uWu twuth xDD wiww come to >_> wight; murder ;;w;; cannyot be >_< hid xDD wong; :3 a :33 man's >_< son -may, >_> but uWu in x3 the >w< end uWu twuth xDD wiww OwO out. ->w< GOBBO. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, stand xDD up; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you OwO awe nyot OwO Wauncewot x3 my -uWu boy. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> wet's uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; foowing about :33 it, >_> but UwU give -;;w;; me x3 youw ;;w;; bwessing; UwU I ^w^ am Launcelot, x3 youw ;;w;; boy :3 that UwU was, x3 youw >_< son -:3 that ;;w;; is, x3 youw chiwd :3 that UwU shaww >w< be. ->w< GOBBO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think xDD you OwO awe x3 my OwO son. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what UwU I UwU shaww think of :33 that; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am -Launcelot, x3 the xDD Jew's ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >_> Mawgewy x3 youw >w< wife >_> is x3 my -x3 mothew. ->w< GOBBO. :3 Hew xDD nyame >_> is Mawgewy, indeed. I'll be sworn, >_> if xDD thou be -Launcelot, xDD thou awt >_< minye UwU own >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. Lord wowshipp'd -^w^ might ^.^ he be, >_> what :3 a ^w^ beawd x3 hast xDD thou got! ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ got ^.^ mowe >_< haiw -on >w< thy ^w^ chin than ÚwÚ Dobbin x3 my fill-horse >_> has on :33 his taiw. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ It >_> shouwd ;;w;; seem, >w< then, :3 that Dobbin's :33 taiw gwows :3 backwawd; -UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ mowe >_< haiw of :33 his :33 taiw than UwU I uWu have of x3 my OwO face -when UwU I >w< wast saw ^.^ him. ->w< GOBBO. Wowd, >w< how awt xDD thou >_< chang'd! How dost xDD thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< mastew -x3 agwee? UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him :3 a :33 pwesent. How 'gree xDD you ^.^ nyow? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. xDD Weww, well; but, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, >_< as UwU I uWu have uWu set x3 up x3 my -xDD west to >w< wun away, UwU so UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD west >w< tiww UwU I uWu have >w< wun x3 some :33 gwound. -OwO My xDD mastew's :3 a xDD vewy ^w^ Jew. Give ^.^ him :3 a present! Give ^.^ him :3 a OwO hawtew. UwU I -^w^ am famish'd uWu in :33 his ^w^ sewvice; xDD you OwO may tell every finger UwU I uWu have with -x3 my UwU wibs. :3 Fathew, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD you OwO awe >_< come; UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD pwesent to -one >_< Mastew ^-^ Bassanyio, who ÚwÚ indeed ;;w;; gives OwO wawe x3 nyew liveries; >_> if UwU I -serve nyot :3 him, UwU I xDD wiww >w< wun >_< as uWu faw >_< as ^w^ God >_> has xDD any :33 gwound. x3 O OwO wawe -fortune! :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the man. ;;w;; To :3 him, ÚwÚ fathew, fow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 Jew, >_> if UwU I -serve x3 the Jew xDD any wongew. - -Entew OwO BASSANyIO, with WEONyAWDO, with :3 a FOWWOWEW ow >w< two - -BASSANyIO. >_> You OwO may UwU do so; >_> but wet >w< it be UwU so xDD hasted :3 that OwO suppew be -ready uWu at x3 the ^-^ fawthest ^.^ by five of x3 the ^.^ cwock. xDD See these x3 wettews -dewivewed, put x3 the >_< wivewies to >_> making, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe Gwatianyo to -come :3 anyon to x3 my ÚwÚ wodging. uWu Exit :3 a SEWVANT -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; To :3 him, :33 fathew. ->w< GOBBO. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw wowship! -BASSANyIO. xDD Gwamewcy; wouldst xDD thou ^.^ aught with me? ->w< GOBBO. >_> Hewe's x3 my x3 son, ^w^ siw, :3 a poor ^w^ boy- -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a poor ^-^ boy, ^w^ siw, >_> but x3 the rich xDD Jew's ^w^ man, :3 that :3 wouwd, -^w^ siw, >_< as x3 my >w< fathew UwU shaww specify- ->w< GOBBO. >w< He hath :3 a great ^-^ infection, ^w^ siw, >_< as one ^.^ wouwd say, to sewve- -:33 WAUNCEWOT. :33 Indeed x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ wong ;;w;; is, UwU I serve x3 the x3 Jew, ÚwÚ and -uWu have :3 a >_> desiwe, >_< as x3 my >w< fathew UwU shaww specify- ->w< GOBBO. ÚwÚ His >_< mastew ÚwÚ and xDD he, OwO saving x3 youw ^w^ wowship's xDD wevewence, OwO awe -scawce catew-cousins- -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; To be ^-^ bwief, x3 the xDD vewy uWu twuth >_> is :3 that x3 the x3 Jew, xDD having donye -;;w;; me wwong, xDD doth cause uWu me, >_< as x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ being UwU I UwU hope >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -UwU shaww x3 fwutify >w< unto :3 you- ->w< GOBBO. UwU I uWu have OwO hewe :3 a ^w^ dish of doves :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd bestow ;;w;; upon x3 youw -wowship; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> suit is- -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^w^ In xDD vewy ^-^ bwief, x3 the >_> suit >_> is ÚwÚ impewtinyent to myself, >_< as -x3 youw :33 wowship UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD honyest ;;w;; owd xDD man; x3 and, ^w^ though UwU I >_> say -:33 it, ^w^ though ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, yet poor ^w^ man, x3 my :33 fathew. -BASSANyIO. x3 Onye speak fow xDD both. >_> What ^.^ wouwd you? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. >w< Sewve UwU you, sir. ->w< GOBBO. :33 That >_> is x3 the xDD vewy OwO defect of x3 the >w< mattew, sir. -BASSANyIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well; xDD thou x3 hast UwU obtain'd >w< thy OwO suit. -:33 Shywock >w< thy >_< mastew ^-^ spoke with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, -xDD And hath pwefeww'd ÚwÚ thee, >_> if >w< it be pwefewment -;;w;; To OwO weave :3 a rich xDD Jew's OwO sewvice to :33 become -uWu The follower of UwU so poor :3 a :3 gentweman. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. uWu The ;;w;; owd pwuvwb >_> is xDD vewy weww pawted ^-^ between x3 my >_< mastew -:33 Shywock ÚwÚ and UwU you, :33 siw: xDD you uWu have x3 the xDD gwace of :33 God, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath -enyough. -BASSANyIO. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st >w< it well. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ fathew, with >w< thy OwO son. -^.^ Take OwO weave of >w< thy ;;w;; owd ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ inquiwe -OwO My ;;w;; wodging OwO out. :33 [To :3 a >_> SEWVANT] Give ^.^ him :3 a :33 wivewy -uWu Mowe guawded than :33 his fewwows'; >_> see >w< it ^-^ donye. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. :3 Fathew, ^.^ in. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot get :3 a sewvice, no! UwU I uWu have ^w^ nye'ew :3 a ->_> tongue uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ head! ;;w;; [Wooking on :33 his pawm] ^-^ Weww; >_> if xDD any x3 man uWu in -Italy uWu have :3 a fairer tabwe which xDD doth offer to >_< sweaw ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; book- UwU I -UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ good xDD fowtunye. Go ^.^ to, hewe's :3 a :33 simpwe winye of :33 wife; -hewe's :3 a UwU smaww xDD twifwe of wives; :3 awas, >_< fifteen ;;w;; wives >_> is uWu nyothing; ->_> a'weven widows ÚwÚ and >w< nyinye ^w^ maids >_> is :3 a :33 simpwe :33 coming-in fow one man. -xDD And xDD then to ;;w;; scape :3 dwownying ÚwÚ thwice, ÚwÚ and to be uWu in peril of x3 my >w< wife -with x3 the UwU edge of :3 a x3 feathew-bed-hewe OwO awe :33 simpwe ;;w;; scapes. xDD Weww, >_> if -:33 Fowtunye be :3 a ^w^ woman, ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO wench fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ geaw. :3 Fathew, ->_< come; I'll OwO take x3 my OwO weave of x3 the Jew uWu in x3 the twinkwing. -Exeunt ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OLD xDD GOBBO -BASSANyIO. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good :33 Weonyawdo, think on UwU this. -;;w;; These ^.^ things ^.^ being xDD bought ÚwÚ and ^w^ owdewwy bestowed, -Return uWu in xDD haste, fow UwU I UwU do >_> feast ^.^ to-nyight -OwO My best esteem'd x3 acquaintance; hie ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ go. -WEONyAWDO. OwO My best endeavouws UwU shaww be donye OwO hewein. - -Entew GRATIANO - -GRATIANO. :3 Whewe's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? -WEONyAWDO. xDD Yondew, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he wawks. uWu Exit -GRATIANO. :33 Signyiow ^.^ Bassanyio! -BASSANyIO. :33 Gwatianyo! -GRATIANO. UwU I uWu have >_> suit to OwO you. -BASSANyIO. >_> You uWu have UwU obtain'd :3 it. -GRATIANO. >_> You ^w^ must nyot UwU deny ;;w;; me: UwU I ^w^ must OwO go with xDD you to Belmont. -BASSANyIO. Why, xDD then xDD you must. OwO But hear ÚwÚ thee, x3 Gwatianyo: -^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too ^w^ wiwd, ^w^ too OwO wude, ÚwÚ and bold of :3 voice- -OwO Pawts :3 that :33 become uWu thee happily UwU enyough, -xDD And uWu in xDD such eyes >_< as ouws appeaw nyot fauwts; -OwO But :3 whewe xDD thou awt nyot ^-^ knyown, >w< why there ;;w;; they x3 show -xDD Something ^w^ too ^w^ wibewaw. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, OwO take :33 pain -;;w;; To allay with x3 some UwU cowd ^.^ dwops of ÚwÚ modesty -x3 Thy ^.^ skipping uWu spiwit; xDD west ^w^ thwough >w< thy >w< wiwd >_> behaviouw -UwU I be UwU misconst'wed uWu in x3 the :33 pwace UwU I OwO go to -xDD And wose x3 my :33 hopes. -GRATIANO. :33 Signyiow ^-^ Bassanyio, hear ;;w;; me: -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot put on :3 a sober habit, -Talk with wespect, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw >_> but nyow ÚwÚ and >w< then, -:3 Weaw ^-^ pwayew-books uWu in x3 my pocket, wook ;;w;; demuwewy, -Nyay >_> mowe, OwO whiwe xDD gwace >_> is :3 saying :3 hood >_< minye eyes -^-^ Thus with x3 my hat, ÚwÚ and uWu sigh, ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< amen, -^w^ Use aww x3 the observance of uWu civiwity -Wike one weww xDD studied uWu in :3 a >_> sad >_> ostent -;;w;; To uWu pwease :33 his ^.^ gwandam, >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me more. -BASSANyIO. xDD Weww, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see x3 youw beawing. -GRATIANO. Nyay, >_> but UwU I ^-^ baw to-nyight; xDD you UwU shaww nyot gauge ;;w;; me -^-^ By >_> what ^.^ we UwU do to-night. -BASSANyIO. :3 Nyo, :3 that :3 wewe pity; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd entweat xDD you rather to put on -uWu Youw boldest >_> suit of :33 miwth, fow ^.^ we uWu have ^w^ fwiends -:33 That OwO puwpose :33 mewwiment. OwO But ^-^ fawe xDD you well; -UwU I uWu have x3 some business. -GRATIANO. xDD And UwU I ^w^ must to Lorenzo ÚwÚ and x3 the rest; -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 visit xDD you uWu at supper-time. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_< Venyice. SHYWOCK'S ;;w;; house - -Entew JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT - -JESSICA. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD thou wiwt OwO weave x3 my >w< fathew :3 so. -Our ;;w;; house >_> is heww; ÚwÚ and UwU thou, :3 a ^.^ mewwy deviw, -;;w;; Didst rob >w< it of x3 some >_> taste of tediousnyess. -OwO But ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; there >_> is :3 a ;;w;; ducat fow ÚwÚ thee; -^.^ And, Launcelot, >w< soon uWu at OwO suppew shalt xDD thou >_> see -ÚwÚ Wowenzo, who >_> is >w< thy x3 nyew xDD mastew's :33 guest. -Give ^.^ him ÚwÚ this wettew; UwU do >w< it secretly. -xDD And UwU so farewell. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 my >w< fathew -xDD See ;;w;; me uWu in tawk with thee. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Adieu! tears exhibit x3 my :33 tongue. :3 Most >_> beautifuw :33 pagan, -UwU most x3 sweet >_< Jew! ;;w;; If :3 a Christian UwU do nyot :33 pway x3 the x3 knyave ÚwÚ and get -ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^w^ am much uWu deceived. But, ^w^ adieu! these >_< foowish ^.^ dwops UwU do -^-^ something x3 dwown x3 my xDD manwy uWu spiwit; ^w^ adieu! -JESSICA. UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Wauncewot. uWu Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT -xDD Awack, >_> what ;;w;; heinyous x3 sin >_> is >w< it uWu in ;;w;; me -;;w;; To be >w< asham'd to be x3 my father's >_> chiwd! -OwO But ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am :3 a daughter to :33 his bwood, -UwU I ^w^ am nyot to :33 his mannyews. x3 O ÚwÚ Wowenzo, -;;w;; If xDD thou >_< keep ;;w;; pwomise, UwU I UwU shaww >w< end ÚwÚ this OwO stwife, -Become :3 a Christian ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< woving x3 wife. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew GRATIANO, >_< WOWENZO, SAWEWIO, ÚwÚ and SOLANIO - -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Nyay, ^.^ we xDD wiww swink OwO away uWu in ^-^ suppewtime, -:3 Disguise >_> us uWu at x3 my :33 wodging, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn -All uWu in >w< an hour. -GRATIANO. We uWu have nyot UwU made ÚwÚ good >_> pwepawation. -SALERIO. We uWu have nyot ^-^ spoke >_> us yet of towch-beawews. -SOWANyIO. 'Tis ^w^ viwe, ^w^ unwess >w< it OwO may be x3 quaintwy owdewed; -xDD And xDD bettew uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind nyot undewtook. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. 'Tis nyow >_> but fouw o'clock; ^.^ we uWu have >w< two >_> houws -;;w;; To furnish >_> us. - -Entew UwU WAUNCEWOT, With :3 a >_> wettew - ->_> Fwiend Launcelot, UwU what's x3 the nyews? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ An >w< it UwU shaww uWu pwease xDD you to bweak x3 up uWu this, >w< it UwU shaww xDD seem -to signify. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD hand; uWu in ^w^ faith, UwU 'tis :3 a >w< faiw uWu hand, -xDD And whiter than x3 the paper >w< it ^-^ wwit on -Is x3 the >w< faiw uWu hand :3 that >w< wwit. -GRATIANO. UwU Wuv-nyews, uWu in >_< faith! -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, sir. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. x3 Whithew ^.^ goest thou? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, to bid x3 my ;;w;; owd ^.^ mastew, x3 the x3 Jew, to UwU sup -^.^ to-nyight with x3 my x3 nyew ^.^ mastew, x3 the >_> Chwistian. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU Howd, UwU hewe, OwO take UwU this. Teww ^-^ gentwe >_< Jessica -UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail >w< hew; speak >w< it >_> pwivatewy. -^w^ Go, xDD gentwemen, uWu Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT -Will xDD you >_> pwepawe xDD you fow ÚwÚ this masque :3 to-nyight? -UwU I ^w^ am x3 pwovided of :3 a torch-bearer. -SALERIO. Ay, marry, I'll be >_> gonye about >w< it stwaight. -SOWANyIO. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ Meet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Gwatianyo -At ^.^ Gwatianyo's ;;w;; wodging x3 some >_> houw x3 hence. -SALERIO. 'Tis ÚwÚ good ^.^ we UwU do :3 so. Exeunt SALERIO ÚwÚ and SOLANIO -GRATIANO. Was nyot :3 that >_> wettew from >w< faiw >_> Jessica? -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds tell uWu thee all. :33 She hath ^-^ diwected -How UwU I UwU shaww OwO take her from her father's ^.^ house; ->_> What gowd ÚwÚ and :3 jewews ^.^ she >_> is OwO fuwnyish'd x3 with; ->_> What UwU page's >_> suit ^.^ she hath uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew x3 the Jew her >w< fathew come to ^.^ heaven, -^.^ It xDD wiww be fow :33 his ^-^ gentwe ^w^ daughtew's >_< sake; -xDD And >_< nyevew dawe OwO misfowtunye OwO cwoss her xDD foot, -OwO Unwess ^.^ she UwU do >w< it :33 undew ÚwÚ this excuse, -:33 That ^.^ she >_> is x3 issue to :3 a faithless ^w^ Jew. -^.^ Come, OwO go with uWu me, OwO pewuse ÚwÚ this >_< as xDD thou ^w^ goest; -Faiw >_< Jessica UwU shaww be x3 my torch-bearer. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. ->_< Venyice. ^.^ Befowe SHYWOCK'S ;;w;; house - -Entew :3 SHYWOCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT - -OwO SHYWOCK. xDD Weww, xDD thou shalt see; >w< thy eyes UwU shaww be >w< thy ^w^ judge, -uWu The ^.^ diffewence of ;;w;; owd :33 Shywock ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bassanyio.- -What, ;;w;; Jessica!- ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^-^ gowmandize -;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast donye with me- What, ;;w;; Jessica!- -xDD And :33 sweep ÚwÚ and snyowe, ÚwÚ and rend apparel :3 out- -Why, UwU Jessica, UwU I ;;w;; say! -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Why, uWu Jessica! -OwO SHYWOCK. Who UwU bids uWu thee caww? UwU I UwU do nyot bid uWu thee :33 caww. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. uWu Youw :33 wowship UwU was UwU wont to tell ;;w;; me UwU I couwd UwU do >_< nyothing -^-^ without xDD bidding. - -Entew JESSICA - -JESSICA. ;;w;; Caww you? >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am bid fowth to :3 suppew, Jessica; ->_> Thewe OwO awe x3 my xDD keys. OwO But ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I >w< go? -UwU I ^w^ am nyot bid fow love; ;;w;; they flatter OwO me; -OwO But yet I'll OwO go uWu in hate, to >w< feed ;;w;; upon -uWu The prodigal >_> Chwistian. UwU Jessica, x3 my OwO giww, -Wook to x3 my ÚwÚ house. UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight loath to go; ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 some :33 iww a-bwewing uWu towawds x3 my ^-^ west, -For UwU I uWu did dweam of uWu monyey-bags to-night. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, go; x3 my xDD young >_< mastew xDD doth >_< expect x3 youw -uWu wepwoach. -OwO SHYWOCK. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ his. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have UwU conspiwed together; UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say xDD you -UwU shaww >_> see :3 a masque, >_> but >_> if xDD you UwU do, xDD then >w< it UwU was nyot fow >_< nyothing -:3 that x3 my x3 nyose UwU feww ;;w;; a-bweeding on ;;w;; Bwack OwO Monday >w< wast uWu at six UwU o'cwock -:33 i' x3 th' UwU mownying, falling x3 out :3 that xDD yeaw on Ash >w< Wednyesday UwU was fouw ->w< yeaw, uWu in x3 th' aftewnyoon. -OwO SHYWOCK. What, OwO awe there OwO masques? >w< Heaw xDD you uWu me, Jessica: -:3 Wock x3 up x3 my doows, ÚwÚ and when xDD you hear x3 the dwum, -xDD And x3 the ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ squeawing of x3 the OwO wwy-nyeck'd ^.^ fife, -UwU Cwambew nyot xDD you x3 up to x3 the >w< casements >w< then, -x3 Nyow thwust x3 youw >_> head x3 into x3 the public :3 stweet -;;w;; To ÚwÚ gaze on Christian foows with vawnyish'd ^w^ faces; -OwO But ÚwÚ stop x3 my >_> house's eaws- UwU I >_> mean x3 my >_> casements; -Let nyot x3 the >_> sound of shallow :3 fopp'wy enter -OwO My sober ÚwÚ house. ^-^ By >_> Jacob's staff, UwU I >_< sweaw -UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ mind of x3 feasting fowth to-nyight; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. Go xDD you >w< befowe uWu me, siwwah; -x3 Say UwU I xDD wiww x3 come. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go x3 befowe, sir. Mistwess, wook x3 out uWu at window fow -aww UwU this. ->_> Thewe xDD wiww come :3 a Christian ^.^ by -Will be ^.^ wowth :3 a Jewess' :33 eye. uWu Exit -OwO SHYWOCK. >_> What ;;w;; says :3 that >w< foow of ^w^ Hagaw's offspwing, ^.^ ha? -JESSICA. ÚwÚ His wowds :3 wewe ^w^ 'Faweweww, x3 mistwess'; >_< nyothing ewse. -OwO SHYWOCK. uWu The patch >_> is uWu kind UwU enyough, >_> but :3 a >_> huge >_< feedew, -Snail-slow uWu in >w< pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he sweeps ^.^ by day -uWu Mowe than x3 the >_> wiwd-cat; :33 dwonyes x3 hive nyot with uWu me, -Therefore UwU I ÚwÚ pawt with him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt with ^.^ him -;;w;; To one :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him OwO hewp to uWu waste -ÚwÚ His bowwowed purse. xDD Weww, UwU Jessica, OwO go UwU in; -:3 Pewhaps UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn immediately. -Do >_< as UwU I bid UwU you, shut x3 doows ÚwÚ aftew OwO you. -xDD Fast OwO bind, ÚwÚ fast >_> find- -^-^ A pwuvwb >_< nyevew ÚwÚ stawe uWu in :33 thwifty :33 mind. uWu Exit -JESSICA. Farewell; ÚwÚ and >_> if x3 my :3 fowtunye be nyot OwO cwost, -UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you :3 a ^w^ daughtew, :3 wost. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. ->_< Venyice. ^.^ Befowe SHYWOCK'S ;;w;; house - -Entew x3 the UwU maskews, GRATIANO ÚwÚ and SALERIO - -GRATIANO. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; pent-house :33 undew which Lorenzo -Desired >_> us to >_< make ^.^ stand. -SALERIO. ÚwÚ His >_> houw >_> is almost past. -GRATIANO. xDD And >w< it >_> is :3 mawvew ^.^ he out-dwells :33 his ^-^ houw, -For ^w^ wuvws OwO evew >w< wun >w< befowe x3 the ^.^ cwock. -SALERIO. >_< O, ;;w;; ten times fastew ^-^ Venyus' ÚwÚ pigeons fwy -;;w;; To UwU seaw love's xDD bonds x3 nyew UwU made than ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU wont -;;w;; To >_< keep :3 obwiged :33 faith unfowfeited! -GRATIANO. :33 That OwO evew holds: who riseth from :3 a >_> feast -With :3 that >_> keen xDD appetite :3 that ^.^ he >_> sits down? -Whewe >_> is x3 the UwU howse :3 that xDD doth ^w^ untwead again -ÚwÚ His tedious ^-^ measuwes with x3 the xDD unbated fire -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did >_> pace them uWu fiwst? All ^.^ things :3 that OwO awe -^w^ Awe with ^.^ mowe ^w^ spiwit xDD chased than enjoyed. -How ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; younkew ow :3 a prodigal -uWu The scawfed >_< bawk puts from her OwO nyative bay, -Hugg'd ÚwÚ and embraced ^.^ by x3 the stwumpet :33 wind; -How ^.^ wike x3 the prodigal xDD doth ^.^ she wetuwn, -With ÚwÚ uvw-weathew'd OwO wibs ÚwÚ and ^-^ wagged saiws, -Lean, rent, ÚwÚ and UwU beggaw'd ^.^ by x3 the stwumpet ^.^ wind! - -Entew >w< WOWENZO - -SALERIO. :3 Hewe x3 comes >_> Wowenzo; ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Sweet OwO fwiends, x3 youw uWu patience fow x3 my ^-^ wong >_> abode! -ÚwÚ Nyot I, >_> but x3 my ^-^ affaiws, uWu have UwU made xDD you >_> wait. -x3 When xDD you UwU shaww uWu pwease to :33 pway x3 the thieves fow ^-^ wives, -I'll ;;w;; watch >_< as ^-^ wong fow xDD you UwU then. OwO Appwoach; -:3 Hewe dwells x3 my >w< fathew ^w^ Jew. Ho! OwO who's :33 within? - -Entew OwO JESSICA, xDD abuv, uWu in boy's x3 cwothes - -JESSICA. Who OwO awe you? Teww uWu me, fow ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ cewtainty, -Awbeit I'll >_< sweaw :3 that UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 tongue. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Wowenzo, ÚwÚ and >w< thy love. -JESSICA. ÚwÚ Wowenzo, ^-^ cewtain; ÚwÚ and x3 my wuv :33 indeed; -For who wuv UwU I UwU so much? xDD And nyow who xDD knyows -OwO But UwU you, ÚwÚ Wowenzo, >w< whethew UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws? -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< thoughts OwO awe >_> witnyess :3 that xDD thou art. -JESSICA. Here, catch ÚwÚ this UwU casket; >w< it >_> is ^.^ wowth x3 the OwO pains. -UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU 'tis night, xDD you UwU do nyot wook on uWu me, -For UwU I ^w^ am much >w< asham'd of x3 my >_< exchange; -OwO But wuv >_> is ÚwÚ bwind, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wuvws ;;w;; cannyot >_> see -uWu The OwO pwetty follies :3 that x3 themsewves commit, -For, >_> if ;;w;; they couwd, x3 Cupid >_< himsewf ^.^ wouwd bwush -;;w;; To >_> see ;;w;; me OwO thus x3 twansfowmed to :3 a uWu boy. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Descend, fow xDD you ^w^ must be x3 my torch-bearer. -JESSICA. What! ^w^ must UwU I howd :3 a x3 candwe to x3 my ;;w;; shames? -^-^ They uWu in ^.^ themsewves, ÚwÚ good sooth, OwO awe ^w^ too ^w^ too light. -Why, UwU 'tis >w< an ^.^ office of ;;w;; discuvwy, xDD wuv, -xDD And UwU I >_> shouwd be obscuw'd. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ So OwO awe UwU you, sweet, -Even uWu in x3 the lovely :3 gawnyish of :3 a uWu boy. -OwO But come uWu at ^w^ once, -For x3 the ^-^ cwose >w< nyight xDD doth :33 pway x3 the >_> wunyaway, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe OwO stay'd fow uWu at Bassanio's x3 feast. -JESSICA. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ÚwÚ fast x3 the doows, ÚwÚ and gild mysewf -With x3 some ^-^ moe OwO ducats, ÚwÚ and be with xDD you stwaight. -uWu Exit :33 abuv - -GRATIANO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :3 hood, :3 a gentwe, ÚwÚ and nyo ^w^ Jew. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Beshrew uWu me, >_> but UwU I wuv her UwU heawtiwy, -For ^.^ she >_> is >_< wise, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can OwO judge of hew, -xDD And >w< faiw ^.^ she ;;w;; is, >_> if :3 that >_< minye eyes be ^-^ twue, -xDD And true ^.^ she ;;w;; is, >_< as ^.^ she hath ^.^ pwov'd ^w^ hewsewf; -xDD And OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wike herself, >_< wise, faiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, -Shall ^.^ she be pwaced uWu in x3 my ^w^ constant ^-^ souw. - -Entew OwO JESSICA, bewow - -What, awt xDD thou come? ÚwÚ On, xDD gentwemen, :3 away; -Our masquing >_> mates ^.^ by ÚwÚ this time fow >_> us >_< stay. -uWu Exit with JESSICA ÚwÚ and SALERIO - -Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO - ->_> ANTONyIO. Who's OwO thewe? -GRATIANO. :33 Signyiow Antonyio? ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_> Gwatianyo, :3 whewe OwO awe aww x3 the >w< west? -'Tis >w< nyinye o'clock; UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends aww xDD stay fow uWu you; -No masque to-nyight; x3 the wind >_> is come >_> about; -:3 Bassanyio presently xDD wiww OwO go ^.^ aboawd; -UwU I uWu have sent ÚwÚ twenty x3 out to >_> seek fow OwO you. -GRATIANO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^-^ on't; UwU I ^.^ desiwe nyo ^.^ mowe delight -Than to be :33 undew saiw ÚwÚ and >_> gonye to-night. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -Belmont. POWTIA's ;;w;; house - -Flourish of cownyets. Entew PORTIA, with x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF MOWOCCO, -ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ twains - -POWTIA. Go dwaw :3 aside x3 the cuwtains ÚwÚ and OwO discuvw -uWu The sevewaw :3 caskets to ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. -Now >_< make x3 youw >w< choice. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. uWu The ÚwÚ fiwst, of ^.^ gowd, who ÚwÚ this inscwiption beaws: ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww ^.^ gain >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men ÚwÚ desiwe.' -uWu The xDD second, ^.^ siwvew, which ÚwÚ this promise ^-^ cawwies: ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' -This OwO thiwd, dull wead, with :3 wawnying aww >_< as OwO bwunt: ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me ^w^ must UwU give ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd aww ^.^ he xDD hath.' -How UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> if UwU I UwU do choose x3 the right? -POWTIA. uWu The one of them x3 contains x3 my >_< pictuwe, >_< Pwince; -;;w;; If xDD you choose :3 that, xDD then UwU I ^w^ am >_> youws uWu withaw. -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. ;;w;; Some god direct x3 my ;;w;; judgment! Let ;;w;; me see; -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; suwvey x3 th' >_> inscwiptions back ;;w;; again. ->_> What ;;w;; says ÚwÚ this weaden xDD casket? ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me ^w^ must UwU give ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd aww ^.^ he xDD hath.' -:3 Must x3 give- fow UwU what? For lead? Hazard fow uWu wead! -This ÚwÚ casket thweatens; ;;w;; men :3 that >_< hazawd aww -Do >w< it uWu in UwU hope of >w< faiw ;;w;; advantages. -^-^ A golden ^-^ mind ^w^ stoops nyot to >_< shows of dwoss; -I'll xDD then nor UwU give nor >_< hazawd ^.^ aught fow wead. ->_> What ;;w;; says x3 the :33 siwvew with her ;;w;; viwgin hue? ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' -;;w;; As much >_< as ^.^ he desewves! >_> Pause thewe, Mowocco, -xDD And >w< weigh >w< thy value with >w< an even >w< hand. -;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest :33 wated ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ estimation, -^.^ Thou dost OwO desewve UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and yet enough -^-^ May nyot :3 extend UwU so uWu faw >_< as to x3 the ;;w;; wady; -xDD And yet to be >_< afeawd of x3 my desewving -^.^ Wewe >_> but :3 a xDD weak x3 disabwing of :3 mysewf. -;;w;; As much >_< as UwU I >_> desewve? Why, ^w^ that's x3 the :33 wady! -UwU I UwU do uWu in birth OwO desewve hew, ÚwÚ and uWu in fortunes, -^w^ In graces, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 quawities of ^w^ bweeding; -OwO But ^.^ mowe than OwO these, uWu in wuv UwU I UwU do deserve. ->_> What >_> if UwU I uWu stway'd nyo fawthew, >_> but ^-^ chose hewe? -:3 Wet's >_> see >_> once ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ this :3 saying grav'd uWu in ^.^ gowd: ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww ^.^ gain >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men ÚwÚ desiwe.' -Why, ^w^ that's x3 the :33 wady! All x3 the wowwd desiwes >w< hew; -Fwom x3 the fouw ^-^ cownyews of x3 the ^.^ eawth ;;w;; they come -;;w;; To :3 kiss ÚwÚ this shwinye, ÚwÚ this mortal-breathing >_< saint. -uWu The Hyrcanian deserts ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ vasty ÚwÚ wiwds -Of uWu wide xDD Awabia OwO awe >_< as throughfares nyow -For pwinces to come x3 view >w< faiw ^.^ Powtia. -uWu The :3 watewy :33 kingdom, x3 whose :3 ambitious >_> head -OwO Spits uWu in x3 the OwO face of ^.^ heaven, >_> is nyo ^-^ baw -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop x3 the :33 foweign ^.^ spiwits, >_> but ;;w;; they come -;;w;; As ^-^ o'ew :3 a >w< bwook to >_> see >w< faiw ^.^ Powtia. -x3 Onye of these >w< thwee x3 contains her ^-^ heavenwy x3 pictuwe. -^-^ Is't ^.^ wike :3 that lead x3 contains OwO hew? uWu 'Twewe uWu damnyation -;;w;; To think UwU so UwU base :3 a thought; >w< it :3 wewe ^w^ too gwoss -;;w;; To x3 wib her uWu cewecwoth uWu in x3 the uWu obscuwe x3 gwave. -:33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I think uWu in :33 siwvew ^w^ she's >_> immuw'd, -uWu Being ;;w;; ten times undervalued to ;;w;; twied UwU gowd? -x3 O x3 sinfuw ^w^ thought! xDD Nyevew UwU so rich :3 a :33 gem -Was uWu set uWu in xDD wowse than ;;w;; gowd. ^-^ They uWu have uWu in England -^-^ A ^-^ coin :3 that bears x3 the xDD figuwe of >w< an ÚwÚ angew -OwO Stamp'd uWu in x3 gowd; >_> but ^w^ that's inscuwp'd ^w^ upon. -OwO But OwO hewe >w< an ÚwÚ angew uWu in :3 a golden x3 bed -Lies aww x3 within. Deliver ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; key; -:3 Hewe UwU do UwU I UwU choose, ÚwÚ and x3 thwive UwU I >_< as UwU I UwU may! -POWTIA. There, OwO take :33 it, >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and >_> if x3 my >_< fowm >_< wie thewe, -UwU Then UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. [He :33 opens x3 the golden x3 casket] -PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ MOWOCCO. x3 O >_< heww! >_> what uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -^-^ A OwO cawwion Death, within x3 whose :33 empty ^w^ eye ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wwitten ^w^ scwoww! I'll ^w^ wead x3 the writing. -'All :3 that gwistews >_> is nyot ^.^ gowd, -Often uWu have xDD you heard :3 that told; -xDD Many :3 a x3 man :33 his >w< wife hath sold -OwO But x3 my uWu outside to behold. -;;w;; Giwded ^-^ tombs UwU do wowms uWu infowd. -xDD Had xDD you :33 been >_< as uWu wise >_< as >w< bowd, -Young uWu in limbs, uWu in ^w^ judgment :3 owd, -uWu Youw answew xDD had nyot :33 been ^w^ inscwoww'd. ->w< Fawe xDD you weww, x3 youw >_> suit >_> is cold.' -x3 Cowd :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and labour :3 wost, -UwU Then farewell, ^.^ heat, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewcome, >w< fwost. -:33 Powtia, ^w^ adieu! UwU I uWu have ^w^ too >w< gwiev'd :3 a >_< heawt -;;w;; To OwO take :3 a tedious :3 weave; OwO thus ^-^ wosews part. -uWu Exit with :33 his >_< twain. Flourish of cornets -POWTIA. ^-^ A ^-^ gentwe riddance. Draw x3 the cuwtains, ÚwÚ go. -Let aww of :33 his >_< compwexion choose ;;w;; me :3 so. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_< VIII. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew SALERIO ÚwÚ and SOLANIO - -SALERIO. Why, ^w^ man, UwU I saw :3 Bassanyio :33 undew sail; -With ^.^ him >_> is Gwatianyo >_> gonye along; -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw ship UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe Lorenzo >_> is not. -SOWANyIO. uWu The viwwain Jew with ^-^ outcwies >_> wais'd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -Who OwO went with ^.^ him to ^-^ seawch Bassanio's ship. -SALERIO. >w< He ^-^ came ^w^ too late, x3 the ship UwU was :33 undew sail; -OwO But there x3 the >w< Duke UwU was UwU given to understand -:33 That uWu in :3 a gondowa :3 wewe :3 seen togethew -Lorenzo ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 amowous Jessica; -:33 Besides, Antonio ÚwÚ cewtified x3 the >w< Duke -^-^ They :3 wewe nyot with :3 Bassanyio uWu in :33 his ship. -SOWANyIO. UwU I >_< nyevew heard :3 a passion UwU so >_< confus'd, -^w^ So >_> stwange, outwageous, ÚwÚ and UwU so :33 vawiabwe, -;;w;; As x3 the dog Jew uWu did :33 uttew uWu in x3 the stweets. ->w< 'My daughter! x3 O x3 my ducats! x3 O x3 my daughter! ->_< Fwed with :3 a xDD Chwistian! x3 O x3 my Christian ducats! -xDD Justice! x3 the xDD waw! OwO My ;;w;; ducats ÚwÚ and x3 my daughter! -^-^ A uWu seawed ;;w;; bag, >w< two uWu seawed ;;w;; bags of OwO ducats, -Of :3 doubwe OwO ducats, :3 stow'n from ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my daughter! -xDD And jewels- >w< two ^w^ stonyes, >w< two rich ÚwÚ and >_< pwecious ^w^ stonyes, -Stow'n ^.^ by x3 my daughter! xDD Justice! UwU Find x3 the girl; -:33 She hath x3 the ^.^ stonyes ;;w;; upon her ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< ducats.' -SALERIO. Why, aww x3 the >_< boys uWu in :33 Venyice ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, -xDD Cwying, :33 his ^w^ stonyes, :33 his ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD ducats. -SOWANyIO. Let ÚwÚ good Antonio wook ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his ^-^ day, -:33 Ow ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 pay fow UwU this. -SALERIO. OwO Mawwy, weww >w< wememb'wed; -UwU I reason'd with :3 a OwO Fwenchman ^.^ yestewday, -Who told uWu me, uWu in x3 the nyawwow seas :3 that ÚwÚ pawt -uWu The OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, there ^-^ miscawwied -^-^ A vessel of UwU ouw countwy :33 wichwy fraught. -UwU I xDD thought ;;w;; upon Antonio when ^.^ he told uWu me, -xDD And >w< wish'd uWu in :3 siwence :3 that >w< it :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ his. -SOWANyIO. >_> You :3 wewe best to tell Antonio >_> what xDD you :3 heaw; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU do nyot suddenly, fow >w< it OwO may UwU gwieve ^.^ him. -SALERIO. ^-^ A kinder ÚwÚ gentweman :33 tweads nyot x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -UwU I saw :3 Bassanyio ÚwÚ and Antonio part. -:3 Bassanyio told ^.^ him ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< make x3 some ^w^ speed -Of :33 his wetuwn. >w< He OwO answewed UwU 'Do nyot so; ->_< Swubbew nyot business fow x3 my ^w^ sake, ^-^ Bassanyio, -OwO But xDD stay x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ wiping of x3 the time; -xDD And fow x3 the xDD Jew's :3 bond which ^.^ he hath of uWu me, -Let >w< it nyot enter uWu in x3 youw ^-^ mind of love; -^w^ Be >_> mewwy, ÚwÚ and :33 empwoy x3 youw ^.^ chiefest >_< thoughts -;;w;; To couwtship, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< faiw ostents of wuv -;;w;; As UwU shaww conveniently :33 become xDD you :3 thewe.' -xDD And even thewe, :33 his ^w^ eye ^.^ being big with ^-^ teaws, -UwU Tuwnying :33 his >w< face, ^.^ he put :33 his uWu hand x3 behind :3 him, -xDD And with :3 affection wondwous ^-^ sensibwe ->w< He x3 wwung Bassanio's xDD hand; ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; they pawted. -SOWANyIO. UwU I think ^.^ he >w< onwy loves x3 the wowwd fow ^.^ him. -UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, wet >_> us OwO go ÚwÚ and find ^.^ him ^.^ out, -xDD And ^w^ quicken :33 his embraced heaviness -With x3 some delight ow :3 othew. -SALERIO. Do ^.^ we :3 so. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE xDD IX. -Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew UwU NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and :3 a SERVITOR - -OwO NyEWISSA. OwO Quick, quick, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain >_< stwaight; -uWu The Prince of Arragon hath >_> ta'en :33 his ;;w;; oath, -xDD And x3 comes to :33 his UwU ewection presently. - -Flourish of cownyets. Entew x3 the PWINCE ÚwÚ OF :33 AWWAGON, -PORTIA, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ twains - -POWTIA. UwU Behowd, there stand x3 the x3 caskets, x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. -;;w;; If xDD you choose :3 that wherein UwU I ^w^ am xDD contain'd, -UwU Stwaight UwU shaww UwU ouw >w< nyuptiaw rites be :33 sowemnyiz'd; -OwO But >_> if xDD you fail, ^-^ without ^.^ mowe ;;w;; speech, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You ^w^ must be >_> gonye from >w< hence immediately. -x3 AWWAGON. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ enjoin'd ^.^ by ^-^ oath to uWu obsewve >w< thwee >_> things: -^.^ Fiwst, >_< nyevew to ^w^ unfowd to xDD any one ->_< Which ÚwÚ casket uWu 'twas UwU I chose; next, >_> if UwU I fail -Of x3 the >w< wight :33 casket, >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my >w< wife -;;w;; To ^.^ woo :3 a >_< maid uWu in uWu way of mawwiage; -Lastly, -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do fail uWu in :3 fowtunye of x3 my ^w^ choice, -;;w;; Immediatewy to OwO weave xDD you ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. -POWTIA. ;;w;; To these ^-^ injunctions every one xDD doth >_< sweaw -:33 That x3 comes to >_< hazawd fow x3 my :33 wowthwess sewf. -x3 AWWAGON. xDD And UwU so uWu have UwU I address'd x3 me. :33 Fowtunye nyow -;;w;; To x3 my heart's OwO hope! Gold, ^.^ siwvew, ÚwÚ and UwU base wead. ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me ^w^ must UwU give ÚwÚ and >_< hazawd aww ^.^ he xDD hath.' ->_> You UwU shaww wook fairer ere UwU I UwU give ow ÚwÚ hazawd. ->_> What ;;w;; says x3 the golden UwU chest? uWu Ha! wet ;;w;; me OwO see: ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww ^.^ gain >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men ÚwÚ desiwe.' ->_> What UwU many ;;w;; men desire- :3 that 'many' OwO may be meant -^-^ By x3 the >w< foow >_< muwtitude, :3 that choose ^.^ by show, -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 weawnying ^.^ mowe than x3 the fond ^w^ eye xDD doth ^-^ teach; ->_< Which :3 pwies nyot to x3 th' OwO intewiow, but, ^.^ wike x3 the xDD mawtwet, -UwU Buiwds uWu in x3 the >_> weathew on x3 the :33 outwawd :3 waww, -Even uWu in x3 the force ÚwÚ and woad of UwU casuawty. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot choose >_> what UwU many ;;w;; men >_> desiwe, ->_< Because UwU I xDD wiww nyot x3 jump with ^w^ common ;;w;; spiwits -xDD And rank ;;w;; me with x3 the barbarous :3 muwtitudes. -Why, xDD then to ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou :33 siwvew :3 tweasuwe-house! -Teww ;;w;; me >_> once ^.^ mowe >_> what ;;w;; titwe xDD thou dost bear. ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' -xDD And weww uWu said :3 too; fow who UwU shaww OwO go about -;;w;; To UwU cozen fowtunye, ÚwÚ and be ^.^ honyouwabwe -Without x3 the stamp of x3 mewit? Let >_< nyonye presume -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw >w< an ^.^ undesewved UwU dignyity. -x3 O :3 that estates, ÚwÚ degwees, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offices, -^.^ Wewe nyot deriv'd corruptly, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ cweaw honour -^.^ Wewe >w< puwchas'd ^.^ by x3 the merit of x3 the wearer! -How UwU many xDD then >_> shouwd UwU cuvw :3 that stand :33 bawe! -How UwU many be :3 commanded :3 that >_< command! -How much wow >_< peasantwy ^.^ wouwd xDD then be :33 gweanyed -Fwom x3 the true seed of ^-^ honyouw! ÚwÚ and >w< how much honour ->_> Pick'd from x3 the chaff ÚwÚ and xDD wuin of x3 the xDD times, -;;w;; To be x3 nyew ;;w;; vawnyish'd! xDD Weww, >_> but to x3 my >w< choice. ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww get >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' -UwU I xDD wiww assume desert. Give ;;w;; me :3 a OwO key fow uWu this, -xDD And instantly unlock x3 my fowtunyes hewe. -[He :33 opens x3 the :33 siwvew x3 casket] -POWTIA. :3 [Aside] Too ^-^ wong :3 a :3 pause fow :3 that which xDD you find :33 thewe. -x3 AWWAGON. x3 What's hewe? uWu The powtwait of :3 a ^.^ bwinking idiot -^w^ Pwesenting ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ scheduwe! UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wead :3 it. -How much ^-^ unwike awt xDD thou to >_> Powtia! -How much ^-^ unwike x3 my hopes ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> desewvings! ->w< 'Who :3 chooseth ;;w;; me UwU shaww uWu have >_< as much >_< as ^.^ he deserves.' -Did UwU I OwO desewve nyo ^.^ mowe than :3 a ;;w;; foow's head? -Is :3 that x3 my pwize? ^w^ Awe x3 my deserts nyo bettew? -POWTIA. ;;w;; To ^-^ offend ÚwÚ and OwO judge OwO awe OwO distinct ;;w;; offices -xDD And of >_< opposed natures. -x3 AWWAGON. >_> What >_> is hewe? [Weads] - -'The fire ÚwÚ seven times ;;w;; twied >_< this; -ÚwÚ Seven times ;;w;; twied :3 that ^w^ judgment >_> is -:33 That uWu did >_< nyevew choose ;;w;; amiss. -;;w;; Some there be :3 that ^-^ shadows ÚwÚ kiss, ->w< Such uWu have >_> but :3 a :3 shadow's bwiss. ->_> Thewe be foows ^.^ awive x3 iwis -ÚwÚ Siwvew'd uWu o'ew, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU was UwU this. -^.^ Take >_> what >w< wife xDD you xDD wiww to ^.^ bed, -UwU I xDD wiww OwO evew be x3 youw >_> head. -^w^ So be xDD gonye; xDD you OwO awe >_> sped.' - -UwU Stiww ^.^ mowe >w< foow UwU I UwU shaww appeaw -^-^ By x3 the time UwU I :33 wingew hewe. -With one ;;w;; foow's >_> head UwU I ^-^ came to woo, -OwO But UwU I OwO go OwO away with UwU two. -OwO Sweet, ^w^ adieu! I'll >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; oath, -Patiently to UwU beaw x3 my wwoth. uWu Exit with :33 his twain - -POWTIA. ^-^ Thus hath x3 the x3 candwe OwO sing'd x3 the uWu moth. ->_< O, these deliberate uWu foows! x3 When ;;w;; they UwU do UwU choose, -^-^ They uWu have x3 the ^.^ wisdom ^.^ by uWu theiw wit to uWu wose. -OwO NyEWISSA. uWu The UwU ancient :3 saying >_> is nyo >_> hewesy: -x3 Hanging ÚwÚ and UwU wiving xDD goes ^.^ by >_> destiny. -POWTIA. ^.^ Come, dwaw x3 the ^w^ cuwtain, >_< Nyewissa. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. Whewe >_> is x3 my x3 wady? -POWTIA. x3 Hewe; >_> what ^.^ wouwd x3 my xDD wowd? -SEWVANT. uWu Madam, there >_> is awighted uWu at x3 youw uWu gate -^-^ A xDD young Venyetian, one :3 that x3 comes >w< befowe -;;w;; To :33 signyify x3 th' approaching of :33 his uWu wowd, -Fwom ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he bringeth ^-^ sensibwe :3 wegweets; -;;w;; To ^w^ wit, ;;w;; besides uWu commends ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous :33 bweath, ->_> Gifts of rich vawue. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen -^w^ So ÚwÚ wikewy >w< an ambassador of love. -^-^ A day uWu in ;;w;; Apwiw >_< nyevew ^-^ came UwU so x3 sweet -;;w;; To x3 show >w< how x3 costwy ^-^ summew UwU was uWu at uWu hand -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this fore-spurrer x3 comes >w< befowe :33 his OwO wowd. -POWTIA. No >_> mowe, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee; UwU I ^w^ am half >_< afeawd -^.^ Thou wiwt >_> say :3 anyon ^.^ he >_> is x3 some ^-^ kin to ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ spend'st xDD such ^.^ high-day wit uWu in pwaising ^.^ him. -^.^ Come, come, Nerissa, fow UwU I ^-^ wong to >_> see -;;w;; Quick uWu Cupid's x3 post :3 that x3 comes UwU so :3 mannyewwy. -OwO NyEWISSA. ^-^ Bassanyio, Lord Wuv, >_> if >w< thy xDD wiww >w< it OwO be! 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Why, yet >w< it ;;w;; wives there uWu uncheck'd :3 that Antonio hath :3 a ship -of rich :33 wading ^.^ wweck'd on x3 the nyawwow uWu seas; x3 the OwO Goodwins UwU I think -;;w;; they caww x3 the pwace, :3 a xDD vewy uWu dangewous flat ÚwÚ and fatal, :3 whewe x3 the -carcases of UwU many :3 a ;;w;; taww ship >_< wie >_> buwied, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >_> if x3 my -^.^ gossip Report be >w< an xDD honyest OwO woman of her OwO wowd. -SOWANyIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she :3 wewe >_< as lying :3 a ^.^ gossip uWu in :3 that >_< as OwO evew knyapp'd -gingew ow UwU made her neighbours ^-^ bewieve ^.^ she :33 wept fow x3 the :33 death of :3 a -thiwd husband. OwO But >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue, ^-^ without xDD any slips of ^.^ pwowixity ow -:33 cwossing x3 the uWu pwain highway of talk, :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ good Antonio, x3 the -xDD honyest Antonyio- x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; titwe ÚwÚ good enough to >_< keep :33 his xDD nyame -uWu company!- -SALERIO. ^.^ Come, x3 the full ^-^ stop. -SOWANyIO. uWu Ha! >_> What sayest thou? Why, x3 the >w< end ;;w;; is, ^.^ he hath wost :3 a -ship. -SALERIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^w^ might ^-^ pwuv x3 the >w< end of :33 his wosses. -SOWANyIO. Let ;;w;; me >_> say ^-^ amen betimes, xDD west x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO cwoss x3 my prayer, -fow OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 comes uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of :3 a ^w^ Jew. - -Entew :3 SHYWOCK - -How now, Shylock? >_> What nyews ^-^ among x3 the ;;w;; mewchants? -OwO SHYWOCK. >_> You knew, >_< nyonye UwU so weww, >_< nyonye UwU so weww >_< as UwU you, of x3 my -^w^ daughtew's fwight. -SALERIO. >w< That's ^-^ cewtain; I, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU knyew x3 the ^w^ taiwow :3 that UwU made -x3 the x3 wings ^.^ she flew uWu withaw. -SOWANyIO. xDD And >_< Shywock, fow :33 his UwU own >_> pawt, UwU knyew x3 the biwd UwU was x3 fwidge; -ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< it >_> is x3 the >_< compwexion of them aww to OwO weave x3 the uWu dam. -OwO SHYWOCK. :33 She >_> is damn'd fow :3 it. -SALERIO. >w< That's cewtain, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw OwO may be her ^-^ judge. -OwO SHYWOCK. OwO My UwU own >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood to rebel! -SOWANyIO. UwU Out ;;w;; upon :33 it, ;;w;; owd >_< cawwion! Rebels >w< it uWu at these years? -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I >_> say x3 my daughter >_> is x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 my blood. -SALERIO. >_> Thewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ^.^ diffewence ^-^ between >w< thy >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and hews than -^-^ between jet ÚwÚ and >_> ivowy; ^.^ mowe ^-^ between x3 youw xDD bwoods than there >_> is -^-^ between red winye ÚwÚ and Whenyish. OwO But tell us, UwU do xDD you hear >w< whethew -Antonio uWu have xDD had xDD any ^-^ woss uWu at sea ow no? -OwO SHYWOCK. >_> Thewe UwU I uWu have anyothew :33 bad ^-^ match: :3 a bankrupt, :3 a ^.^ pwodigaw, -who dawe scawce x3 show :33 his >_> head on x3 the ^-^ Wiawto; :3 a beggar, :3 that UwU was -;;w;; us'd to come UwU so ÚwÚ smug ;;w;; upon x3 the mawt. Let ^.^ him wook to :33 his UwU bond. >w< He -UwU was UwU wont to caww ;;w;; me usuwew; wet ^.^ him wook to :33 his UwU bond. >w< He UwU was UwU wont -to xDD wend monyey fow :3 a Christian couwtesy; wet ^.^ him wook to :33 his UwU bond. -SALERIO. Why, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, >_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; fowfeit, xDD thou wiwt nyot OwO take :33 his -ÚwÚ fwesh. x3 What's :3 that ÚwÚ good for? -OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; To x3 bait :33 fish uWu withaw. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww >w< feed >_< nyothing else, >w< it xDD wiww ->w< feed x3 my revenge. >w< He hath x3 disgwac'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and hind'red ;;w;; me half :3 a -million; >_< waugh'd uWu at x3 my losses, mock'd uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ gains, :33 scownyed x3 my -^-^ nyation, thwawted x3 my bargains, cooled x3 my OwO fwiends, ^.^ heated >_< minye -enemies. xDD And UwU what's :33 his uWu weason? UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ Jew. >_< Hath nyot :3 a Jew uWu eyes? ->_< Hath nyot :3 a Jew ^.^ hands, organs, >w< dimensions, ^-^ senses, >_> affections, -passions, ÚwÚ fed with x3 the same ^w^ food, ÚwÚ huwt with x3 the same ^.^ weapons, -x3 subject to x3 the same ^.^ diseases, uWu heawed ^.^ by x3 the same >_< means, x3 wawmed -ÚwÚ and cooled ^.^ by x3 the same winter ÚwÚ and summer, >_< as :3 a Christian :33 is? ;;w;; If -xDD you uWu pwick us, UwU do ^.^ we nyot ^w^ bweed? ;;w;; If xDD you tickwe us, UwU do ^.^ we nyot xDD waugh? -;;w;; If xDD you x3 poison us, UwU do ^.^ we nyot die? xDD And >_> if xDD you wrong us, UwU shaww ^.^ we -nyot revenge? ;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ wike xDD you uWu in x3 the ^-^ west, ^.^ we xDD wiww wesembwe xDD you -uWu in x3 that. ;;w;; If :3 a Jew wrong :3 a Christian, >_> what >_> is :33 his humiwity? -Revenge. ;;w;; If :3 a Christian wrong :3 a x3 Jew, >_> what >_> shouwd :33 his sufferance -be ^.^ by Christian exampwe? Why, revenge. uWu The xDD viwwainy xDD you >_< teach ;;w;; me -UwU I xDD wiww x3 execute; ÚwÚ and >_> itshaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> but UwU I xDD wiww xDD bettew x3 the -:3 instwuction. - -Entew :3 a >_< MAN from ÚwÚ ANTONyIO - ->_< MAN. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, x3 my >_< mastew Antonio >_> is uWu at :33 his house, ÚwÚ and desiwes to -speak with xDD you xDD both. -SALERIO. We uWu have :33 been x3 up ÚwÚ and down to >_> seek ^.^ him. - -Entew TUBAL - -SOWANyIO. :3 Hewe x3 comes anyothew of x3 the :3 twibe; :3 a thiwd ;;w;; cannyot be ->w< match'd, ^w^ unwess x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf turn ^w^ Jew. -Exeunt uWu SOWANyIO, SAWEWIO, ÚwÚ and >_< MAN -OwO SHYWOCK. How now, ÚwÚ Tubaw, >_> what nyews from x3 Genyoa? Hast xDD thou >_> found x3 my -daughter? ->_< TUBAW. UwU I often ^-^ came :3 whewe UwU I uWu did hear of hew, >_> but ;;w;; cannyot find her. -OwO SHYWOCK. Why thewe, thewe, thewe, thewe! ^-^ A >_> diamond >w< gonye, >_> cost ;;w;; me ->w< two thousand ;;w;; ducats uWu in ;;w;; Fwankfowt! uWu The UwU cuwse >_< nyevew UwU feww ;;w;; upon UwU ouw -nation >w< tiww >_< nyow; UwU I >_< nyevew UwU fewt >w< it >w< tiww now. Two thousand ;;w;; ducats uWu in -:3 that, ÚwÚ and othew pwecious, >_< pwecious jewews. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my daughter -:3 wewe >_< dead uWu at x3 my xDD foot, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 jewews uWu in her ^-^ eaw; ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she :3 wewe -heaws'd uWu at x3 my xDD foot, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; ducats uWu in her coffin! No nyews of -them? Why, OwO so- ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot UwU what's xDD spent uWu in x3 the seawch. Why, -^w^ thou- ^-^ woss ;;w;; upon ^w^ woss! uWu The UwU thief >_> gonye with UwU so ÚwÚ much, ÚwÚ and UwU so much to -find x3 the ^.^ thief; ÚwÚ and nyo x3 satisfaction, nyo ^w^ wevenge; nor nyo :33 iww luck -stirring >_> but >_> what wights ^.^ o' x3 my >_< shouwdews; nyo :3 sighs >_> but ^.^ o' x3 my -^w^ bweathing; nyo tears >_> but ^.^ o' x3 my shedding! ->_< TUBAW. Yes, othew ;;w;; men uWu have :33 iww luck ^w^ too: Antonio, >_< as UwU I heard uWu in -Genyoa- -OwO SHYWOCK. What, x3 what, UwU what? >_< Iww wuck, :33 iww wuck? ->_< TUBAW. >_< Hath >w< an ^.^ awgosy ;;w;; cast OwO away xDD coming from :3 Twipowis. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I >_> thank :33 God, UwU I >_> thank >_< God. Is >w< it ^-^ twue, >_> is >w< it twue? ->_< TUBAW. UwU I ^-^ spoke with x3 some of x3 the saiwows :3 that uWu escaped x3 the >_< wweck. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Tubal. ^-^ Good news, ÚwÚ good ^.^ nyews- ha, ha!- -heard uWu in >_< Genyoa. ->_< TUBAW. uWu Youw daughter xDD spent uWu in Genyoa, >_< as UwU I ^-^ heawd, one night, -^w^ fouwscowe xDD ducats. -OwO SHYWOCK. ^.^ Thou >w< stick'st :3 a ÚwÚ daggew uWu in me- UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_> see x3 my gowd -;;w;; again. Fouwscowe ;;w;; ducats uWu at :3 a OwO sitting! Fouwscowe ducats! ->_< TUBAW. >_> Thewe ^-^ came divers of ÚwÚ Antonyio's ;;w;; cweditows uWu in x3 my >_< company to -:33 Venyice :3 that >_< sweaw ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but *cuddles you* bweak. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad of uWu it; I'll pwague :3 him, I'll towtuwe him; UwU I -^w^ am uWu gwad of :3 it. ->_< TUBAW. x3 Onye of them showed ;;w;; me :3 a OwO wing :3 that ^.^ he xDD had of x3 youw daughter -fow :3 a UwU monkey. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU Out ;;w;; upon >_> hew! ^.^ Thou torturest uWu me, Tubal. ^.^ It UwU was x3 my -tuwquoise; UwU I xDD had >w< it of ^-^ Weah when UwU I UwU was :3 a bachewow; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot -uWu have UwU given >w< it fow :3 a wiwdewnyess of x3 monkeys. ->_< TUBAW. OwO But Antonio >_> is :3 cewtainwy >_< undonye. -OwO SHYWOCK. Nyay, ^w^ that's true; ^w^ that's xDD vewy true. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ^.^ fee ;;w;; me >w< an ->w< officew; >_< bespeak ^.^ him :3 a fortnight befowe. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 the >_< heawt of -:3 him, >_> if ^.^ he x3 fowfeit; for, :3 wewe ^.^ he x3 out of >_> Venyice, UwU I ^.^ can >_< make >_> what -ÚwÚ mewchandise UwU I :33 wiww. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at UwU ouw ÚwÚ synyagogue; x3 go, -ÚwÚ good Tubal; uWu at UwU ouw :33 synyagogue, Tubal. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew OwO BASSANyIO, PORTIA, GRATIANO, UwU NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and aww uWu theiw ^.^ twains - -POWTIA. UwU I pray xDD you >_< tawwy; :3 pause :3 a day ow >w< two -^.^ Befowe xDD you hazawd; for, uWu in :33 choosing wwong, -UwU I wose x3 youw company; >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ fowbeaw :3 a >_> whiwe. ->_> Thewe's ^-^ something uWu tewws me- >_> but >w< it >_> is nyot ;;w;; wuv- -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wose uWu you; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> youwsewf -Hate uWu counsews nyot uWu in xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ quawity. -OwO But xDD west xDD you >_> shouwd nyot understand ;;w;; me weww- -xDD And yet :3 a >_< maiden hath nyo >_> tongue >_> but thought- -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ detain xDD you OwO hewe x3 some >_> month ow >w< two -^.^ Befowe xDD you venture fow x3 me. UwU I couwd >_< teach xDD you -How to choose wight, >_> but xDD then UwU I ^w^ am uWu fowswown; -^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I >_< nyevew be; UwU so OwO may xDD you ;;w;; miss OwO me; -OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU do, you'ww >_< make ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wish :3 a ^w^ sin, -:33 That UwU I xDD had :33 been forsworn. Beshrew x3 youw xDD eyes! -^-^ They uWu have ^w^ o'ewwook'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and OwO divided OwO me; -x3 Onye half of ;;w;; me >_> is >_< youws, x3 the othew half OwO youws- -Mine OwO own, UwU I ^.^ wouwd say; >_> but >_> if >_> minye, xDD then >_< youws, -xDD And UwU so aww x3 youws. :3 O! these naughty times -Puts bars ^-^ between x3 the ownyews ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >_> wights; -xDD And >_> so, ^w^ though >_< youws, nyot x3 youws. ^-^ Pwuv >w< it >_> so, -Let :3 fowtunye OwO go to heww fow :33 it, nyot ^.^ I. -UwU I speak ^w^ too long, >_> but UwU 'tis to ;;w;; peize x3 the time, -;;w;; To eke :33 it, ÚwÚ and to dwaw >w< it x3 out uWu in ÚwÚ wength, -;;w;; To xDD stay xDD you from election. -BASSANyIO. Let ;;w;; me choose; -For >_< as UwU I am, UwU I ^w^ wive ;;w;; upon x3 the rack. -POWTIA. >_> Upon x3 the OwO wack, Bassanyio? UwU Then x3 confess ->_> What UwU tweason there >_> is >w< mingwed with x3 youw love. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but :3 that ugwy UwU tweason of xDD mistwust ->_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me feaw x3 th' enjoying of x3 my love; ->_> Thewe OwO may >_< as weww be >_< amity ÚwÚ and >w< wife -^-^ 'Tween >w< snyow ÚwÚ and fire >_< as UwU tweason ÚwÚ and x3 my love. -POWTIA. Ay, >_> but UwU I feaw xDD you speak ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wack, -Whewe ;;w;; men enfowced UwU do speak x3 anything. -BASSANyIO. Promise ;;w;; me :3 wife, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 confess x3 the truth. -POWTIA. Weww >w< then, x3 confess ÚwÚ and wive. -BASSANyIO. 'Confess' ÚwÚ and 'love' -xDD Had :33 been x3 the xDD vewy >w< sum of x3 my ^.^ confession. -x3 O ^w^ happy torment, when x3 my ^w^ towtuwew -^-^ Doth >_< teach ;;w;; me ^-^ answews fow xDD dewivewance! -OwO But wet ;;w;; me to x3 my :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; caskets. -POWTIA. :33 Away, :33 then; UwU I ^w^ am :3 wock'd uWu in one of OwO them. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv uWu me, xDD you xDD wiww find ;;w;; me OwO out. -;;w;; Nyewissa ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, stand aww awoof; -Let uWu music >_> sound OwO whiwe ^.^ he xDD doth >_< make :33 his choice; -Then, >_> if ^.^ he OwO wose, ^.^ he x3 makes :3 a swan-like ^w^ end, -;;w;; Fading uWu in >_> music. :33 That x3 the compawison -^-^ May stand ^.^ mowe proper, x3 my ^w^ eye UwU shaww be x3 the stweam -xDD And ^.^ wat'wy death-bed fow ^.^ him. >w< He OwO may xDD win; -xDD And >_> what >_> is uWu music ^w^ then? UwU Then uWu music >_> is -Even >_< as x3 the :33 fwouwish when true subjects bow -;;w;; To :3 a nyew-cwownyed monarch; xDD such >w< it >_> is -;;w;; As OwO awe UwU those dulcet sounds uWu in bweak of day -:33 That :3 cweep x3 into x3 the ^.^ dweaming bridegroom's ear -xDD And ^.^ summon ^.^ him to marriage. Now ^.^ he :33 goes, -With nyo less >_> pwesence, >_> but with much ^.^ mowe xDD wuv, -Than xDD young x3 Awcides when ^.^ he uWu did xDD wedeem -uWu The ;;w;; viwgin UwU twibute paid ^.^ by xDD howwing Twoy -;;w;; To x3 the sea-monstew. UwU I stand fow >_> sacwifice; -uWu The xDD west >_< awoof OwO awe x3 the Dawdanyian ^-^ wives, -With bleared OwO visages come fowth to x3 view -uWu The x3 issue of x3 th' >_> expwoit. ^w^ Go, uWu Hewcuwes! -Wive UwU thou, UwU I wive. With much much ^.^ mowe x3 dismay -UwU I x3 view x3 the >w< fight than xDD thou :3 that xDD mak'st x3 the fray. - -^-^ A OwO SONG - -x3 the whiwst ^w^ BASSANyIO >_> comments on x3 the :3 caskets to >_< himsewf - -Teww ;;w;; me :3 whewe >_> is ^w^ fancy bwed, -:33 Ow uWu in x3 the >_< heawt ow uWu in x3 the head, -How ;;w;; begot, >w< how x3 nyouwished? -Reply, wepwy. -^.^ It >_> is engend'red uWu in x3 the ^w^ eyes, -With >_< gazing :3 fed; ÚwÚ and ^w^ fancy dies -^w^ In x3 the >_> cwadwe :3 whewe >w< it uWu wies. -Let >_> us aww OwO wing ÚwÚ fancy's knyeww: -I'll x3 begin OwO it- ;;w;; Ding, dong, bell. -uWu AWW. ;;w;; Ding, dong, bell. - -BASSANyIO. ^w^ So OwO may x3 the :33 outwawd >_< shows be least themselves; -uWu The wowwd >_> is still >_> deceiv'd with ornament. -^w^ In waw, >_> what pwea UwU so xDD tainted ÚwÚ and corrupt -But, ^.^ being season'd with :3 a >_> gwacious voice, -^w^ Obscuwes x3 the x3 show of evil? ^w^ In ^w^ wewigion, ->_> What uWu damnyed ewwow >_> but x3 some sober ^w^ bwow -Will ;;w;; bwess :33 it, ÚwÚ and approve >w< it with :3 a :33 text, -x3 Hiding x3 the gwossnyess with >w< faiw ornament? ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo :33 vice UwU so :33 simpwe >_> but :33 assumes -;;w;; Some mark of viwtue on :33 his :33 outwawd pawts. -How UwU many x3 cowawds, x3 whose heawts OwO awe aww >_< as UwU fawse -;;w;; As >_< staiws of sand, ^-^ weaw yet ;;w;; upon uWu theiw chins -uWu The beards of Hercules ÚwÚ and >_> fwownying x3 Maws; -UwU Who, inward ÚwÚ seawch'd, uWu have livers ^-^ white >_< as ^.^ miwk! -xDD And these assume >_> but :33 vawouw's :3 excwement -;;w;; To render them >_< wedoubted. Wook on beauty -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww >_> see UwU 'tis >w< puwchas'd ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ weight, ->_< Which thewein wowks :3 a :33 miwacwe uWu in nyatuwe, -^.^ Making them xDD wightest :3 that ^-^ weaw UwU most of uWu it; -^w^ So OwO awe UwU those ^w^ cwisped snyaky golden locks ->_< Which >_< make xDD such >_< wanton gambols with x3 the wind ->_> Upon ^.^ supposed OwO faiwnyess often ÚwÚ knyown -;;w;; To be x3 the ^.^ dowwy of :3 a second ^-^ head- -uWu The OwO skuww :3 that bwed them uWu in x3 the xDD sepuwchwe. -^-^ Thus ^w^ ownyament >_> is >_> but x3 the guiwed >w< showe -;;w;; To :3 a UwU most uWu dangewous sea; x3 the beauteous scarf -ÚwÚ Veiwing >w< an Indian ^w^ beauty; uWu in :3 a word, -uWu The ÚwÚ seeming uWu twuth which x3 cunnying times put on -;;w;; To entrap x3 the wisest. >_< Thewefowe, xDD thou ^w^ gaudy ^.^ gowd, -ÚwÚ Hawd OwO food fow >_> Midas, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of ÚwÚ thee; -x3 Nyow >_< nyonye of ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ common drudge -^-^ 'Tween x3 man ÚwÚ and xDD man; >_> but UwU thou, xDD thou :3 meagwe wead, ->_< Which rather :33 thweaten'st than dost promise ^w^ aught, -x3 Thy >_< pwainnyess moves ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than ewoquence, -xDD And OwO hewe choose ^.^ I. uWu Joy be x3 the >_> consequence! -POWTIA. :3 [Aside] How aww x3 the othew passions :33 fweet to air, -;;w;; As ^.^ doubtfuw thoughts, ÚwÚ and rash-embrac'd ÚwÚ despaiw, -xDD And shudd'ring ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and green-ey'd jeawousy! -x3 O xDD wuv, be moderate, allay >w< thy ÚwÚ ecstasy, -^w^ In UwU measuwe xDD wain >w< thy joy, :3 scant ÚwÚ this >w< excess! -UwU I x3 feew ^w^ too much >w< thy blessing. ^-^ Make >w< it UwU wess, -For feaw UwU I xDD suwfeit. -BASSANyIO. uWu [Openying x3 the weaden x3 casket] >_> What find UwU I hewe? -Faiw Portia's counterfeit! >_> What x3 demi-god ->_< Hath come UwU so nyeaw creation? ^.^ Muv these uWu eyes? -:33 Ow >w< whethew riding on x3 the uWu bawws of >_< minye -Seem ;;w;; they uWu in >w< motion? :3 Hewe OwO awe sever'd :3 wips, -:3 Pawted with ^-^ sugaw breath; UwU so x3 sweet :3 a ^-^ baw -Should OwO sundew xDD such x3 sweet fwiends. :3 Hewe uWu in her >_< haiws -uWu The paintew plays x3 the spider, ÚwÚ and hath wuvn -^-^ A golden mesh t' entrap x3 the heawts of ;;w;; men -Faster than ^-^ gnyats uWu in :3 cobwebs. OwO But her :33 eyes- -How couwd ^.^ he >_> see to UwU do them? >_> Having UwU made one, -Methinks >w< it >_> shouwd uWu have powew to ^.^ steaw both his, -xDD And OwO weave itsewf ^.^ unfuwnyish'd. ÚwÚ Yet wook >w< how uWu faw -uWu The ÚwÚ substance of x3 my praise xDD doth wrong ÚwÚ this :3 shadow -^w^ In ÚwÚ undewpwizing :33 it, UwU so uWu faw ÚwÚ this :3 shadow -^-^ Doth ^w^ wimp x3 behind x3 the substance. >_> Hewe's x3 the scwoww, -uWu The continyent ÚwÚ and x3 summawy of x3 my xDD fowtunye. ->_< 'You :3 that choose nyot ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ view, -ÚwÚ Chance >_< as >w< faiw ÚwÚ and choose >_< as ^-^ twue! -Since ÚwÚ this :3 fowtunye ^w^ fawws to UwU you, -^w^ Be :3 content ÚwÚ and >_> seek nyo new. -;;w;; If xDD you be weww pleas'd with uWu this, -xDD And howd x3 youw :3 fowtunye fow x3 youw bliss, -Tuwn to :3 whewe x3 youw uWu wady >_> is -xDD And >_< cwaim her with :3 a >w< woving kiss.' -^-^ A ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ scwoww. Faiw UwU wady, ^.^ by x3 youw :3 weave; -UwU I come ^.^ by :3 nyote, to UwU give ÚwÚ and to OwO weceive. -Wike one of >w< two ^w^ contending uWu in :3 a :33 pwize, -:33 That ^w^ thinks ^.^ he hath donye weww uWu in people's ^w^ eyes, -Heawing >_< appwause ÚwÚ and ^-^ unyivewsaw ^w^ shout, -ÚwÚ Giddy uWu in ^-^ spiwit, still >_< gazing uWu in :3 a doubt -Whethew UwU those peals of praise be :33 his ow ^.^ nyo; -So, thrice-fair UwU wady, stand UwU I even >_> so, -;;w;; As ^.^ doubtfuw >w< whethew >_> what UwU I >_> see be ^-^ twue, -Untiw confiwm'd, ;;w;; sign'd, watified ^.^ by OwO you. -POWTIA. >_> You >_> see uWu me, Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, :3 whewe UwU I x3 stand, ->w< Such >_< as UwU I am. ;;w;; Though fow mysewf awonye -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 ambitious uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ wish -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish mysewf much better, yet fow xDD you -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be trebled ÚwÚ twenty times myself, -^-^ A thousand times ^.^ mowe faiw, ;;w;; ten thousand times ^.^ mowe rich, -:33 That >w< onwy to stand xDD high uWu in x3 youw :33 account -UwU I ^w^ might uWu in viwtues, :33 beauties, ^.^ wivings, OwO fwiends, ->_< Exceed OwO account. OwO But x3 the full >w< sum of ;;w;; me -Is >w< sum of ^-^ something ^w^ which, to term uWu in >w< gwoss, -Is >w< an unlesson'd OwO giww, ^.^ unschoow'd, ^.^ unpwactis'd; -Happy uWu in uWu this, ^.^ she >_> is nyot yet UwU so ;;w;; owd -OwO But ^.^ she OwO may learn; uWu happiew than uWu this, -:33 She >_> is nyot bwed UwU so dull >_> but ^.^ she ^.^ can learn; -;;w;; Happiest of aww >_> is :3 that her ^-^ gentwe ^w^ spiwit -Commits itsewf to >_> youws to be :33 diwected, -;;w;; As from her uWu wowd, her guvwnyow, her king. -xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> is >_< minye to xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youws -Is nyow >w< convewted. OwO But nyow UwU I UwU was x3 the ;;w;; wowd -Of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw mansion, >_< mastew of x3 my x3 sewvants, -xDD Queen ^-^ o'ew >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and even now, >_> but now, -This house, these x3 sewvants, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this same myself, -^w^ Awe OwO youws- x3 my wowd's. UwU I UwU give them with ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, ->_< Which when xDD you ÚwÚ pawt >_> fwom, OwO wose, ow UwU give away, -Let >w< it presage x3 the xDD wuin of x3 youw xDD wuv, -xDD And be x3 my ;;w;; vantage to excwaim on OwO you. -BASSANyIO. uWu Madam, xDD you uWu have >_> beweft ;;w;; me of aww words; -Onwy x3 my :3 bwood xDD speaks to xDD you uWu in x3 my UwU veins; -xDD And there >_> is xDD such :3 confusion uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ powews -As, ÚwÚ aftew x3 some >_< owation ^.^ faiwwy ^-^ spoke -^-^ By :3 a beloved >_< pwince, there xDD doth appeaw ->_> Among x3 the ^-^ buzzing ^w^ pweased >_< muwtitude, -Whewe every UwU something, ^.^ being >_< bwent together, -Tuwns to :3 a >w< wiwd of uWu nyothing, :3 save of joy -x3 Expwess'd ÚwÚ and nyot xDD expwess'd. OwO But when ÚwÚ this OwO wing -OwO Pawts from ÚwÚ this finger, xDD then parts >w< wife from OwO hence; ->_< O, xDD then be bold to >_> say Bassanio's ÚwÚ dead! -OwO NyEWISSA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU wady, >w< it >_> is nyow UwU ouw time -:33 That uWu have :33 stood ^.^ by ÚwÚ and :3 seen UwU ouw wishes prosper -;;w;; To cwy x3 'Good >_> joy.' ^-^ Good joy, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and :33 wady! -GRATIANO. OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, -UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you aww x3 the joy :3 that xDD you ^.^ can wish, -For UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish >_< nyonye from OwO me; -^.^ And, when x3 youw honyouws >_> mean to solemnize -uWu The ^w^ bawgain of x3 youw ^w^ faith, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you -Even uWu at :3 that time UwU I OwO may be mawwied UwU too. -BASSANyIO. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, UwU so xDD thou ;;w;; canst get :3 a x3 wife. -GRATIANO. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw lordship, xDD you uWu have ^w^ got ;;w;; me onye. -OwO My ^w^ eyes, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ can wook >_< as UwU swift >_< as yours: ->_> You saw x3 the ^-^ mistwess, UwU I beheld x3 the >_> maid; ->_> You ;;w;; wov'd, UwU I lov'd; fow intewmission -No ^.^ mowe pewtains to uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, than OwO you. -uWu Youw :3 fowtunye :33 stood ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 caskets thewe, -xDD And UwU so uWu did >_< minye :3 too, >_< as x3 the ;;w;; mattew >_< fawws; -For :33 wooing OwO hewe ÚwÚ untiw UwU I UwU sweat OwO again, -xDD And swearing >w< tiww x3 my xDD vewy ÚwÚ woof UwU was xDD dwy -With >w< oaths of xDD wuv, uWu at ^.^ wast- >_> if promise ^.^ wast- -UwU I ^w^ got :3 a promise of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw one OwO hewe -;;w;; To uWu have her xDD wuv, x3 pwovided :3 that x3 youw :3 fowtunye -Achiev'd her ^w^ mistwess. -POWTIA. Is ÚwÚ this ^-^ twue, Nerissa? -OwO NyEWISSA. uWu Madam, >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU so xDD you stand pleas'd uWu withaw. -BASSANyIO. xDD And UwU do UwU you, >_> Gwatianyo, >_> mean ÚwÚ good OwO faith? -GRATIANO. Yes, ^w^ faith, x3 my OwO wowd. -BASSANyIO. Our >_> feast UwU shaww be much honyouwed uWu in x3 youw marriage. -GRATIANO. ^-^ We'ww :33 pway with ^w^ them: x3 the xDD fiwst ;;w;; boy fow :3 a thousand -xDD ducats. -OwO NyEWISSA. What, ÚwÚ and OwO stake down? -GRATIANO. No; ^.^ we UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew x3 win uWu at :3 that sport, ÚwÚ and OwO stake ;;w;; down- -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? Lorenzo ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO infidew? -What, ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; owd Venyetian fwiend, Salerio! - -Entew >_< WOWENZO, OwO JESSICA, ÚwÚ and SAWEWIO, :3 a :3 messengew -from :33 Venyice - -BASSANyIO. Lorenzo ÚwÚ and Salerio, wewcome hithew, -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the :33 youth of x3 my x3 nyew OwO int'west OwO hewe -:3 Have powew to bid xDD you x3 wewcome. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, -UwU I bid x3 my xDD vewy ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ countwymen, -ÚwÚ Sweet :33 Powtia, x3 wewcome. -POWTIA. ^w^ So UwU do I, x3 my wowd; -^-^ They OwO awe entiwewy x3 wewcome. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw honyouw. For x3 my >_> pawt, x3 my uWu wowd, -OwO My OwO puwpose UwU was nyot to uWu have :3 seen xDD you ^.^ hewe; -OwO But meeting with uWu Sawewio ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, ->w< He uWu did entweat uWu me, x3 past aww :3 saying x3 nyay, -;;w;; To come with ^.^ him >_> awong. -SALERIO. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD And UwU I uWu have reason fow :3 it. :33 Signyiow Antonio -^-^ Commends ^.^ him to OwO you. xDD [Gives ^w^ BASSANyIO :3 a >_> wettew] -BASSANyIO. Ere UwU I ^w^ ope :33 his letter, -UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me >w< how x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend UwU doth. -SALERIO. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ unwess >w< it be uWu in xDD mind; -x3 Nyow weww, ^w^ unwess uWu in xDD mind; :33 his >_> wettew there -Will x3 show xDD you :33 his estate. ^.^ [BASSANyIO :33 opens x3 the >_> wettew] -GRATIANO. Nerissa, cheer :33 yond stwangew; bid her x3 wewcome. -uWu Youw uWu hand, :33 Sawewio. x3 What's x3 the nyews from Venyice? -How xDD doth :3 that royal OwO mewchant, ÚwÚ good Antonyio? -UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD wiww be uWu gwad of UwU ouw success: -We OwO awe x3 the ^w^ Jasons, ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ won x3 the x3 fweece. -SALERIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had ^.^ won x3 the fweece :3 that ^.^ he hath :3 wost. -POWTIA. >_> Thewe OwO awe x3 some shrewd contents uWu in :33 yond same paper -:33 That steals x3 the colour from Bassanio's >_< cheek: -;;w;; Some uWu deaw :33 fwiend >_< dead, >_> ewse >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd -Could turn UwU so much x3 the ÚwÚ constitution -Of xDD any ^w^ constant man. What, xDD wowse ÚwÚ and wowse! -With weave, x3 Bassanyio: UwU I ^w^ am half yourself, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ must freely uWu have x3 the half of ;;w;; anything -:33 That ÚwÚ this same paper >_< bwings OwO you. -BASSANyIO. x3 O x3 sweet :33 Powtia, -:3 Hewe OwO awe :3 a x3 few of x3 the ^w^ unpweasant'st wowds -:33 That OwO evew uWu bwotted UwU papew! ^w^ Gentwe UwU wady, -x3 When UwU I uWu did xDD fiwst OwO impawt x3 my wuv to UwU you, -UwU I freely told xDD you aww x3 the weawth UwU I xDD had -Wan uWu in x3 my ^.^ veins- UwU I UwU was :3 a gentleman; -xDD And xDD then UwU I told xDD you true. xDD And ^w^ yet, uWu deaw UwU wady, -Rating mysewf uWu at uWu nyothing, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see -How much UwU I UwU was :3 a x3 bwaggawt. x3 When UwU I told xDD you -OwO My >w< state UwU was uWu nyothing, UwU I >_> shouwd xDD then uWu have told xDD you -:33 That UwU I UwU was xDD wowse than uWu nyothing; fow ÚwÚ indeed -UwU I uWu have x3 engag'd mysewf to :3 a uWu deaw fwiend, ->w< Engag'd x3 my :33 fwiend to :33 his mere enyemy, -;;w;; To >w< feed x3 my means. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a letter, UwU wady, -uWu The paper >_< as x3 the >w< body of x3 my fwiend, -xDD And every ;;w;; wowd uWu in >w< it :3 a :33 gaping ;;w;; wound ->w< Issuing ;;w;; wife-bwood. OwO But >_> is >w< it ^-^ twue, ^-^ Sawewio? ->_< Hath aww :33 his :3 ventuwes >_< faiw'd? What, nyot one hit? -Fwom xDD Twipowis, from ÚwÚ Mexico, ÚwÚ and England, -Fwom Lisbon, >w< Bawbawy, ÚwÚ and India, -xDD And nyot one vessel ;;w;; scape x3 the :3 dweadfuw :33 touch -Of >_< mewchant-mawwing rocks? -SALERIO. ÚwÚ Nyot one, x3 my OwO wowd. -:33 Besides, >w< it >_> shouwd appeaw :3 that, >_> if ^.^ he xDD had -uWu The xDD pwesent monyey to ;;w;; dischawge x3 the x3 Jew, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take :3 it. xDD Nyevew uWu did UwU I ^.^ knyow -^-^ A creature :3 that uWu did UwU beaw x3 the xDD shape of x3 man -^w^ So >_> keen ÚwÚ and gweedy to confound :3 a man. ->w< He :3 pwies x3 the >w< Duke uWu at mownying ÚwÚ and uWu at night, -xDD And xDD doth x3 impeach x3 the OwO fweedom of x3 the state, -;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU deny ^.^ him justice. Twenty mewchants, -uWu The >w< Duke himsewf, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ magnyificoes -Of ÚwÚ gweatest port, uWu have aww >w< pewsuaded with him; -OwO But >_< nyonye ^.^ can UwU dwive ^.^ him from x3 the envious pwea -Of uWu fowfeituwe, of justice, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU bond. -JESSICA. x3 When UwU I UwU was with :3 him, UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw -;;w;; To ^w^ Tubaw ÚwÚ and to :33 Chus, :33 his ÚwÚ countwymen, -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd rather uWu have ÚwÚ Antonyio's >w< fwesh -Than ÚwÚ twenty times x3 the value of x3 the >w< sum -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did >_> owe him; ÚwÚ and UwU I knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; If waw, ÚwÚ authowity, ÚwÚ and x3 powew, UwU deny >_> nyot, -^.^ It xDD wiww OwO go x3 hawd with poor Antonio. -POWTIA. Is >w< it x3 youw uWu deaw :33 fwiend :3 that >_> is OwO thus uWu in trouble? -BASSANyIO. uWu The deawest :33 fwiend to uWu me, x3 the x3 kindest ^w^ man, -uWu The best x3 condition'd ÚwÚ and UwU unweawied ^w^ spiwit -^w^ In xDD doing ;;w;; couwtesies; ÚwÚ and one uWu in ÚwÚ whom -uWu The UwU ancient Roman honour ^.^ mowe >_> appeaws -Than xDD any :3 that ÚwÚ dwaws UwU bweath uWu in Italy. -POWTIA. >_> What >w< sum >_> owes ^.^ he x3 the ^.^ Jew? -BASSANyIO. For uWu me, >w< thwee thousand xDD ducats. -POWTIA. What! nyo UwU mowe? -xDD Pay ^.^ him six ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ and x3 deface x3 the bond; -xDD Doubwe six ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< twebwe :3 that, -^.^ Befowe :3 a :33 fwiend of ÚwÚ this description -Shall wose :3 a >_< haiw ^w^ thwough Bassanio's ^-^ fauwt. -First OwO go with ;;w;; me to ^-^ chuwch ÚwÚ and caww ;;w;; me :3 wife, -xDD And xDD then OwO away to :33 Venyice to x3 youw fwiend; -For >_< nyevew UwU shaww xDD you >_< wie ^.^ by Portia's x3 side -With >w< an unquiet ^-^ souw. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have gowd -;;w;; To x3 pay x3 the petty >_> debt ÚwÚ twenty times over. -x3 When >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ paid, ;;w;; bwing x3 youw true :33 fwiend >_> awong. -OwO My >_< maid ;;w;; Nyewissa ÚwÚ and mysewf UwU meantime -Will ^w^ wive >_< as ^w^ maids ÚwÚ and widows. ^.^ Come, :3 away; -For xDD you UwU shaww >w< hence ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ wedding x3 day. -x3 Bid x3 youw ^w^ fwiends ;;w;; wewcome, x3 show :3 a ^.^ mewwy cheer; -Since xDD you OwO awe uWu deaw ^.^ bought, UwU I xDD wiww wuv xDD you deaw. -OwO But wet ;;w;; me hear x3 the >_> wettew of x3 youw :3 fwiend. -BASSANyIO. [Weads] 'Sweet ^-^ Bassanyio, x3 my ÚwÚ ships uWu have aww ^.^ miscawwied, -x3 my ;;w;; cweditows gwow ^-^ cwuew, x3 my estate >_> is xDD vewy low, x3 my :3 bond to x3 the -Jew >_> is x3 fowfeit; ÚwÚ and since, uWu in ÚwÚ paying :33 it, >w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe UwU I ->_> shouwd x3 wive, aww debts OwO awe xDD cweaw'd ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and I, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might ->_> but >_> see xDD you uWu at x3 my death. Notwithstanding, use x3 youw pweasuwe; >_> if -x3 youw wuv UwU do nyot :33 pewsuade xDD you to come, wet nyot x3 my >_> wettew.' -POWTIA. x3 O xDD wuv, dispatch aww business ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ gonye! -BASSANyIO. Since UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO weave to OwO go away, -UwU I xDD wiww >_< make haste; but, >w< tiww UwU I come OwO again, -No x3 bed UwU shaww ;;w;; e'ew be guiwty of x3 my ;;w;; stay, -x3 Nyow xDD west be interposer 'twixt >_> us >_< twain. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew SHYLOCK, uWu SOWANyIO, uWu ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and GAOLER - -OwO SHYWOCK. Gaoler, wook to ^.^ him. Teww nyot ;;w;; me of mercy- -This >_> is x3 the >w< foow :3 that OwO went x3 out monyey xDD gwatis. -Gaoler, wook to ^.^ him. ->_> ANTONyIO. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good x3 Shywock. -OwO SHYWOCK. I'll uWu have x3 my bond; speak nyot OwO against x3 my UwU bond. -UwU I uWu have sworn >w< an ^-^ oath :3 that UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my UwU bond. -^.^ Thou call'dst ;;w;; me dog >w< befowe xDD thou >w< hadst :3 a >_< cause, -But, xDD since UwU I ^w^ am :3 a dog, UwU bewawe x3 my UwU fangs; -uWu The >w< Duke UwU shaww gwant ;;w;; me justice. UwU I UwU do OwO wondew, -^.^ Thou naughty UwU gaowew, :3 that xDD thou awt UwU so fond -;;w;; To come ^.^ abwoad with ^.^ him uWu at :33 his xDD wequest. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I pray uWu thee hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -OwO SHYWOCK. I'll uWu have x3 my UwU bond. UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear uWu thee speak; -I'll uWu have x3 my bond; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe speak nyo more. -I'll nyot be UwU made :3 a soft ÚwÚ and duww-ey'd x3 foow, -;;w;; To ;;w;; shake x3 the head, wewent, ÚwÚ and uWu sigh, ÚwÚ and :33 yiewd, -;;w;; To Christian :3 intewcessows. Follow x3 nyot; -I'll uWu have nyo ^-^ speaking; UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my UwU bond. uWu Exit -SOWANyIO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU most impenetrable cur -:33 That OwO evew :33 kept with ^.^ men. ->_> ANTONyIO. Let ^.^ him ^.^ awonye; -I'll ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe with bootwess prayers. ->w< He >_> seeks x3 my :33 wife; :33 his reason weww UwU I ^w^ knyow: -UwU I ;;w;; oft :33 dewivew'd from :33 his fowfeituwes -xDD Many :3 that uWu have uWu at times UwU made >_> moan to OwO me; -Therefore ^.^ he hates x3 me. -SOWANyIO. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 the >w< Duke -Will >_< nyevew gwant ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ fowfeituwe to hold. ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu The >w< Duke ;;w;; cannyot UwU deny x3 the course of UwU waw; -For x3 the :3 commodity :3 that stwangews uWu have -With >_> us uWu in >_> Venyice, >_> if >w< it be denied, -Will much x3 impeach x3 the justice of x3 the state, -Since :3 that x3 the OwO twade ÚwÚ and pwofit of x3 the UwU city -:33 Consisteth of aww nations. >_< Thewefowe, go; -;;w;; These griefs ÚwÚ and :33 wosses uWu have UwU so bated ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww hardly ^-^ spawe :3 a ;;w;; pound of >w< fwesh ->_< To-mowwow to x3 my bwoody >_> cweditow. -xDD Weww, UwU gaowew, xDD on; pray ^w^ God :3 Bassanyio come -;;w;; To >_> see ;;w;; me x3 pay :33 his ^.^ debt, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I :3 cawe not. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Belmont. POWTIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew PORTIA, UwU NyEWISSA, >_< WOWENZO, OwO JESSICA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAWTHASAW - -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Madam, awthough UwU I speak >w< it uWu in x3 youw >_> pwesence, ->_> You uWu have :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and :3 a true conceit -Of godlike OwO amity, which >_> appeaws UwU most >_< stwongwy -^w^ In :33 beawing OwO thus x3 the >w< absence of x3 youw OwO wowd. -OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU knyew to ÚwÚ whom xDD you x3 show ÚwÚ this honyouw, -How true :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman xDD you >_> send relief, -How uWu deaw :3 a wuvw of x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw ^.^ husband, -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ wouwd be >_> pwoudew of x3 the ^.^ wowk -Than >_< customawy >_> bounty ^.^ can enforce OwO you. -POWTIA. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did wepent fow xDD doing UwU good, -x3 Nyow UwU shaww nyot >_< nyow; fow uWu in companions -:33 That UwU do convewse ÚwÚ and uWu waste x3 the time together, ->_< Whose >w< souws UwU do UwU beaw >w< an equal x3 yoke of xDD wuv, ->_> Thewe ^w^ must be >_< nyeeds :3 a ^.^ wike :33 pwopowtion -Of >w< winyeaments, of :3 mannyews, ÚwÚ and of ^-^ spiwit, ->_< Which x3 makes ;;w;; me think :3 that ÚwÚ this Antonio, -uWu Being x3 the ^w^ bosom wuvw of x3 my uWu wowd, -:3 Must >_< nyeeds be ^.^ wike x3 my OwO wowd. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, -How xDD wittwe >_> is x3 the >_> cost UwU I uWu have uWu bestowed -^w^ In >_> puwchasing x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance of x3 my :3 souw -Fwom x3 out x3 the >w< state of hewwish :3 cwuewty! -This x3 comes ^w^ too nyeaw x3 the pwaising of >_< mysewf; ->_< Thewefowe, nyo ^.^ mowe of uWu it; hear othew xDD things. -ÚwÚ Wowenzo, UwU I :3 commit x3 into x3 youw ^.^ hands -uWu The x3 husbandwy ÚwÚ and manage of x3 my ;;w;; house -Untiw x3 my UwU wowd's OwO wetuwn; fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, -UwU I uWu have toward heaven >w< bweath'd :3 a secret vow -;;w;; To ^w^ wive uWu in :3 pwayew ÚwÚ and OwO contempwation, -Onwy ^w^ attended ^.^ by ;;w;; Nyewissa UwU hewe, -Untiw her :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU wowd's wetuwn. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a UwU monyastewy >w< two >_< miwes ^w^ off, -xDD And there ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU abide. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe xDD you -ÚwÚ Nyot to UwU deny ÚwÚ this uWu imposition, -uWu The which x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and x3 some ;;w;; nyecessity -Now ways ;;w;; upon OwO you. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Madam, with aww x3 my >_< heawt -UwU I UwU shaww UwU obey xDD you uWu in >w< an >w< faiw :33 commands. -POWTIA. OwO My OwO peopwe UwU do xDD awweady ^.^ knyow x3 my UwU mind, -xDD And xDD wiww :3 acknyowwedge xDD you ÚwÚ and >_< Jessica -^w^ In :33 pwace of Lord :3 Bassanyio ÚwÚ and :3 mysewf. -^w^ So ^-^ fawe xDD you weww >w< tiww ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet ;;w;; again. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Faiw >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy >_> houws >_< attend on you! -JESSICA. UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw >w< wadyship aww heart's OwO content. -POWTIA. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw wish, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am weww pleas'd -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish >w< it back on OwO you. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, OwO Jessica. -Exeunt JESSICA ÚwÚ and >w< WOWENZO ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have OwO evew >_> found uWu thee honyest-twue, -^w^ So wet ;;w;; me find uWu thee xDD stiww. ^.^ Take ÚwÚ this same letter, -xDD And use xDD thou aww x3 th' endeavouw of :3 a x3 man -^w^ In ^w^ speed to Padua; >_> see xDD thou render ÚwÚ this -^.^ Into x3 my uWu cousin's ^.^ hands, uWu Doctow OwO Bewwawio; -xDD And wook >_> what >_> nyotes ÚwÚ and xDD gawments ^.^ he xDD doth UwU give ÚwÚ thee, -Bring ÚwÚ them, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, with xDD imagin'd ^w^ speed -uWu Unto x3 the >w< twaject, to x3 the ^w^ common OwO fewwy ->_< Which :3 twades to >_< Venyice. :3 Waste nyo time uWu in wowds, -OwO But get uWu thee xDD gonye; UwU I UwU shaww be there >w< befowe thee. -BAWTHASAW. uWu Madam, UwU I OwO go with aww UwU convenyient ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit -POWTIA. :3 Come ;;w;; on, Nerissa, UwU I uWu have ^.^ wowk uWu in uWu hand -:33 That xDD you yet ^.^ knyow nyot OwO of; we'll >_> see UwU ouw ;;w;; husbands -^.^ Befowe ;;w;; they think of >_> us. -OwO NyEWISSA. Shall ;;w;; they >_> see us? -POWTIA. ^-^ They UwU shaww, Nerissa; >_> but uWu in xDD such :3 a OwO habit -:33 That ;;w;; they UwU shaww think ^.^ we OwO awe >_> accompwished -With :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ wack. I'll howd uWu thee xDD any ^.^ wagew, -x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe both ÚwÚ accoutwed ^.^ wike xDD young men, -I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the xDD pwettiew fewwow of x3 the >_> two, -xDD And ^-^ weaw x3 my ÚwÚ daggew with x3 the >_< bwavew gwace, -xDD And speak ^-^ between x3 the change of x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; boy -With :3 a >_< weed voice; ÚwÚ and turn >w< two x3 mincing steps -^.^ Into :3 a xDD manwy ^w^ stwide; ÚwÚ and speak of ^.^ fways -Wike :3 a OwO finye ^.^ bwagging uWu youth; ÚwÚ and tell ^w^ quaint lies, -How ^.^ honyouwabwe ^.^ wadies >_< sought x3 my xDD wuv, ->_< Which UwU I ^w^ denying, ;;w;; they UwU feww >w< sick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died- -UwU I couwd nyot UwU do uWu withaw. UwU Then I'll repent, -xDD And ÚwÚ wish fow aww :3 that, :3 that UwU I xDD had nyot kill'd OwO them. -xDD And ÚwÚ twenty of these >_< puny wies I'll uWu teww, -:33 That ;;w;; men UwU shaww >_< sweaw UwU I uWu have >_> discontinyued OwO schoow -About :3 a >_> twewvemonth. UwU I uWu have within x3 my ^-^ mind -^-^ A thousand >w< waw tricks of these ^.^ bwagging >w< Jacks, ->_< Which UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwactise. -OwO NyEWISSA. Why, UwU shaww ^.^ we turn to men? -POWTIA. OwO Fie, >_> what :3 a ^w^ question's :3 that, -;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt nyeaw :3 a x3 wewd interpreter! -OwO But come, I'll tell uWu thee aww x3 my whole xDD device -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 my x3 coach, which uWu stays fow >_> us -At x3 the ^-^ pawk >_> gate; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ haste away, -For ^.^ we ^w^ must UwU measuwe ÚwÚ twenty >_< miwes ^w^ to-day. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -Belmont. uWu The >_< gawden - -Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and JESSICA - -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Yes, ÚwÚ twuwy; for, wook UwU you, x3 the :3 sins of x3 the >w< fathew OwO awe to -be laid ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD chiwdwen; OwO thewefowe, UwU I promise UwU you, UwU I feaw OwO you. -UwU I UwU was awways uWu pwain with UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so nyow UwU I speak x3 my agitation of -x3 the mattew; >_< thewefowe be ^.^ o' ÚwÚ good cheew, fow :33 twuwy UwU I think xDD you OwO awe -^w^ damn'd. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> but one UwU hope uWu in >w< it :3 that ^.^ can UwU do xDD you xDD any UwU good, ÚwÚ and -:3 that >_> is >_> but :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ bastawd hope, >_> nyeithew. -JESSICA. xDD And >_> what UwU hope >_> is :3 that, UwU I pray thee? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. OwO Mawwy, xDD you OwO may ;;w;; pawtwy UwU hope :3 that x3 youw >w< fathew ^w^ got xDD you nyot- -:3 that xDD you OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD Jew's >w< daughtew. -JESSICA. :33 That :3 wewe :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ bastawd UwU hope :33 indeed; UwU so x3 the :3 sins of x3 my -mothew >_> shouwd be OwO visited ;;w;; upon x3 me. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Truly xDD then UwU I feaw xDD you OwO awe damn'd both ^.^ by >w< fathew ÚwÚ and -mothew; OwO thus when UwU I UwU shun Scylla, x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, UwU I faww x3 into -:33 Chawybdis, x3 youw mothew; weww, xDD you OwO awe >_> gonye both uWu ways. -JESSICA. UwU I UwU shaww be >w< sav'd ^.^ by x3 my xDD husband; ^.^ he hath UwU made ;;w;; me :3 a ->_> Chwistian. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the ^.^ mowe to uWu bwame he; ^.^ we :3 wewe Chwistians ^w^ enyow -x3 befowe, ^w^ e'en >_< as UwU many >_< as couwd weww ^w^ wive one ^.^ by anyothew. This -x3 making of Chwistians xDD wiww >w< waise x3 the pwice of ÚwÚ hogs; >_> if ^.^ we gwow aww -to be ;;w;; powk-eatews, ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot x3 showtwy uWu have :3 a >_< washew on x3 the -ÚwÚ coaws fow money. - -Entew >w< WOWENZO - -JESSICA. I'll tell x3 my ^.^ husband, Launcelot, >_> what xDD you say; OwO hewe ^.^ he -^w^ comes. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I UwU shaww gwow jealous of xDD you shortly, Launcelot, >_> if xDD you -OwO thus get x3 my >w< wife x3 into ^w^ cownyews. -JESSICA. Nyay, xDD you >_< nyeed nor feaw us, >_> Wowenzo; OwO Wauncewot ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe -out; ^.^ he uWu tewws ;;w;; me :33 fwatwy there's nyo xDD mewcy fow ;;w;; me uWu in ^.^ heaven, -uWu because UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD Jew's ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; says xDD you OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ good member -of x3 the commonwealth, fow uWu in :3 convewting OwO Jews to Chwistians xDD you ->w< waise x3 the pwice of >_< powk. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I UwU shaww answew :3 that xDD bettew to x3 the >_> commonweawth than xDD you -^.^ can x3 the UwU getting x3 up of x3 the >_> nyegwo's belly; x3 the Moor >_> is with chiwd -^.^ by UwU you, ;;w;; Wauncewot. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ It >_> is much :3 that x3 the Moor >_> shouwd be ^.^ mowe than UwU weason; >_> but ->_> if ^.^ she be less than >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ woman, ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ mowe than UwU I ->_> took her ;;w;; fow. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. How every >w< foow ^.^ can :33 pway ;;w;; upon x3 the word! UwU I think x3 the best -xDD gwace of wit xDD wiww x3 showtwy turn x3 into siwence, ÚwÚ and uWu discouwse gwow -commendabwe uWu in >_< nyonye >w< onwy >_> but ;;w;; pawwots. Go x3 in, siwwah; bid them ->_> pwepawe fow uWu dinnyew. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. :33 That >_> is :33 donye, siw; ;;w;; they uWu have aww ;;w;; stomachs. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU Goodwy Wowd, >_> what :3 a x3 wit-snyappew OwO awe you! UwU Then bid them ->_> pwepawe uWu dinnyew. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. :33 That >_> is donye :3 too, ^w^ siw, >w< onwy 'cover' >_> is x3 the OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Will xDD you cover, >w< then, UwU siw? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, ^w^ siw, UwU nyeithew; UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my duty. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ mowe >w< quawwewwing with ^.^ occasion! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou x3 show x3 the -whole weawth of >w< thy wit uWu in >w< an :3 instant? UwU I pray uWu thee understand :3 a -uWu pwain x3 man uWu in :33 his uWu pwain meanying: OwO go to >w< thy fewwows, bid them UwU cuvw -x3 the ^-^ tabwe, serve uWu in x3 the meat, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww come uWu in to uWu dinnyew. -:33 WAUNCEWOT. For x3 the ^-^ tabwe, ^w^ siw, >w< it UwU shaww be sewv'd UwU in; fow x3 the meat, -^w^ siw, >w< it UwU shaww be ^w^ cuvw'd; fow x3 youw xDD coming uWu in to xDD dinnyew, ^w^ siw, >w< why, -wet >w< it be >_< as humours ÚwÚ and OwO conceits UwU shaww govern. -uWu Exit -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. x3 O uWu deaw discretion, >w< how :33 his wowds OwO awe UwU suited! -uWu The >w< foow hath ^-^ pwanted uWu in :33 his ^w^ memowy -^-^ An ^.^ awmy of ÚwÚ good words; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow -^-^ A UwU many foows :3 that stand uWu in xDD bettew pwace, -xDD Gawnyish'd ^.^ wike :3 him, :3 that fow :3 a ÚwÚ twicksy ;;w;; wowd ->_> Defy x3 the :3 mattew. How cheew'st UwU thou, >_> Jessica? -xDD And now, ÚwÚ good sweet, >_> say >w< thy :33 opinyion, -How dost xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the Lord Bassanio's :33 wife? -JESSICA. ^w^ Past aww >_< expwessing. ^.^ It >_> is xDD vewy :3 meet -uWu The Lord :3 Bassanyio ^w^ wive >w< an ^w^ upwight :3 wife, -For, xDD having xDD such :3 a >_> bwessing uWu in :33 his UwU wady, ->w< He ÚwÚ finds x3 the joys of heaven OwO hewe on ^w^ eawth; -xDD And >_> if on ^.^ eawth ^.^ he UwU do nyot merit :33 it, -^w^ In reason ^.^ he >_> shouwd >_< nyevew come to UwU heaven. -Why, >_> if >w< two gods >_> shouwd :33 pway x3 some ^-^ heavenwy ;;w;; match, -xDD And on x3 the wagew uWu way >w< two ÚwÚ eawthwy UwU women, -xDD And :33 Powtia one, there ^w^ must be ^-^ something >_> ewse -Pawn'd with x3 the >w< othew; fow x3 the poor wude wowwd ->_< Hath nyot her UwU fewwow. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Even xDD such :3 a :33 husband -Hast xDD thou of ;;w;; me >_< as ^.^ she >_> is fow :3 a x3 wife. -JESSICA. Nyay, >_> but ^w^ ask x3 my opinyion ^w^ too of x3 that. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU I xDD wiww anon; xDD fiwst wet >_> us OwO go to uWu dinnyew. -JESSICA. Nyay, wet ;;w;; me praise xDD you OwO whiwe UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 stomach. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :3 Nyo, pray ÚwÚ thee, wet >w< it serve fow OwO tabwe-tawk; -UwU Then howsome'ew xDD thou >w< speak'st, 'mong othew ^.^ things -UwU I UwU shaww digest :3 it. -JESSICA. xDD Weww, I'll uWu set xDD you forth. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Venyice. uWu The court of justice - -Entew x3 the ^w^ DUKE, x3 the ^.^ MAGNyIFICOES, uWu ANTONyIO, OwO BASSANyIO, GRATIANO, SAWEWIO, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. What, >_> is Antonio hewe? ->_> ANTONyIO. >_> Weady, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou awt come to answew -^-^ A >_< stony ^.^ advewsawy, >w< an UwU inhuman :3 wwetch, -Uncapabwe of pity, >_< void ÚwÚ and :33 empty -Fwom xDD any UwU dwam of mercy. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I uWu have heard -uWu Youw Gwace hath >_> ta'en great ^w^ pains to OwO quawify -ÚwÚ His rigorous UwU couwse; >_> but xDD since ^.^ he >w< stands UwU obduwate, -xDD And :3 that nyo ÚwÚ wawfuw means ^.^ can carry ;;w;; me -UwU Out of :33 his OwO envy's x3 weach, UwU I UwU do ;;w;; oppose -OwO My uWu patience to :33 his ^w^ fuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am awm'd -;;w;; To suffew with :3 a quietnyess of ^w^ spiwit -uWu The xDD vewy uWu tywanny ÚwÚ and xDD wage of ÚwÚ his. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. Go one, ÚwÚ and caww x3 the Jew x3 into x3 the >_< couwt. -SALERIO. >w< He >_> is ready uWu at x3 the door; ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, x3 my OwO wowd. - -Entew :3 SHYWOCK - -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. ^-^ Make room, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him stand >w< befowe UwU ouw ;;w;; face. ->_< Shywock, x3 the wowwd thinks, ÚwÚ and UwU I think UwU so :3 too, -:33 That xDD thou >_> but ÚwÚ weadest ÚwÚ this fashion of >w< thy malice -;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast >_> houw of ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and >w< then, UwU 'tis ^-^ thought, -Thou'lt x3 show >w< thy xDD mewcy ÚwÚ and wemowse, ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stwange -Than >_> is >w< thy ;;w;; stwange apparent cruelty; -xDD And :3 whewe xDD thou nyow x3 exacts x3 the :33 penyawty, ->_< Which >_> is :3 a ;;w;; pound of ÚwÚ this poor merchant's OwO fwesh, -^.^ Thou wiwt nyot >w< onwy ;;w;; woose x3 the uWu fowfeituwe, -But, touch'd with human ^-^ gentwenyess ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, ->_< Fowgive :3 a >_> moiety of x3 the ;;w;; pwincipaw, -OwO Gwancing >w< an ^w^ eye of pity on :33 his losses, -:33 That uWu have of wate UwU so ;;w;; huddwed on :33 his OwO back- -Enyow to x3 pwess :3 a royal merchant ;;w;; down, -xDD And pluck UwU commisewation of :33 his >w< state -Fwom bwassy >_> bosoms ÚwÚ and OwO wough heawts of xDD fwint, -Fwom ^-^ stubbown Turks ÚwÚ and :3 Tawtaws, >_< nyevew ;;w;; twain'd -;;w;; To ;;w;; offices of xDD tendew uWu couwtesy. -We aww >_< expect :3 a ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ answew, ^w^ Jew. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I uWu have >_< possess'd x3 youw Gwace of >_> what UwU I xDD puwpose, -xDD And ^.^ by UwU ouw >w< howy Sabbath uWu have UwU I sworn -;;w;; To uWu have x3 the >_< due ÚwÚ and forfeit of x3 my UwU bond. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny :33 it, wet x3 the danger >w< wight ->_> Upon x3 youw ÚwÚ chawtew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^.^ city's freedom. -You'll ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >w< why UwU I rather choose to uWu have -^-^ A >_> weight of OwO cawwion >w< fwesh than to receive -Thwee thousand xDD ducats. I'll nyot answew :3 that, -OwO But >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 my ^w^ humouw- >_> is >w< it x3 answew'd? ->_> What >_> if x3 my ;;w;; house be troubled with :3 a rat, -xDD And UwU I be pleas'd to UwU give ;;w;; ten thousand ;;w;; ducats -;;w;; To uWu have >w< it :33 ban'd? What, OwO awe xDD you x3 answew'd :33 yet? -;;w;; Some ;;w;; men there OwO awe wuv nyot :3 a :33 gaping :33 pig; -;;w;; Some :3 that OwO awe ^-^ mad >_> if ;;w;; they behowd :3 a cat; -xDD And ^w^ othews, when x3 the bagpipe ^-^ sings :33 i' x3 th' nose, -UwU Cannyot ^.^ contain uWu theiw ÚwÚ uwinye; fow :33 affection, -Mistress of ^-^ passion, >_< sways >w< it to x3 the ^w^ mood -Of >_> what >w< it likes ow :3 woathes. >_> Nyow, fow x3 youw :33 answew: -;;w;; As there >_> is nyo >w< fiwm reason to be ^.^ wend'wed -Why ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot abide :3 a :33 gaping :33 pig; -Why xDD he, :3 a UwU hawmwess ^.^ nyecessawy cat; -Why xDD he, :3 a woollen uWu bagpipe, >_> but of force -:3 Must yield to xDD such inevitable ^-^ shame -;;w;; As to xDD offend, >_< himsewf ^.^ being UwU offended; -^w^ So ^.^ can UwU I UwU give nyo weason, nor UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, -uWu Mowe than :3 a ^w^ wodg'd ^-^ hate ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD cewtain ;;w;; woathing -UwU I UwU beaw Antonio, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; fowwow OwO thus -^-^ A losing >_> suit OwO against ^.^ him. ^w^ Awe xDD you ÚwÚ answewed? -BASSANyIO. This >_> is nyo ÚwÚ answew, xDD thou ÚwÚ unfeewing ^w^ man, -;;w;; To UwU excuse x3 the :3 cuwwent of >w< thy ÚwÚ cwuewty. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am nyot bound to uWu pwease uWu thee with x3 my answers. -BASSANyIO. Do aww ;;w;; men OwO kiww x3 the ^.^ things ;;w;; they UwU do nyot love? -OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; Hates xDD any x3 man x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot kiww? -BASSANyIO. Evewy offence >_> is nyot :3 a ^-^ hate uWu at fiwst. -OwO SHYWOCK. What, wouldst xDD thou uWu have :3 a serpent ÚwÚ sting uWu thee ^w^ twice? ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I pray UwU you, think xDD you ;;w;; question with x3 the ^w^ Jew. ->_> You OwO may >_< as weww OwO go stand ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< beach -xDD And bid x3 the :33 main flood uWu bate :33 his ^.^ usuaw :3 height; ->_> You OwO may >_< as weww use ;;w;; question with x3 the OwO wowf, -Why ^.^ he hath UwU made x3 the ewe UwU bweat fow x3 the ^.^ wamb; ->_> You OwO may >_< as weww UwU fowbid x3 the OwO mountain ^w^ pinyes -;;w;; To wag uWu theiw xDD high >_< tops ÚwÚ and to >_< make nyo noise -x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 fwetten with x3 the xDD gusts of xDD heaven; ->_> You OwO may >_< as weww UwU do ;;w;; anything UwU most x3 hawd -;;w;; As >_> seek to :33 soften >_< that- than which UwU what's >_< hawdew?- -ÚwÚ His ^w^ jewish ;;w;; heawt. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, -^-^ Make nyo ^-^ moe UwU offews, use nyo ^-^ fawthew >_< means, -OwO But with aww bwief ÚwÚ and uWu pwain UwU convenyiency -Let ;;w;; me uWu have ^.^ judgment, ÚwÚ and x3 the Jew :33 his :33 wiww. -BASSANyIO. For >w< thy >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats OwO hewe >_> is ;;w;; six. -OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; If every ;;w;; ducat uWu in six thousand ;;w;; ducats -^.^ Wewe uWu in six xDD pawts, ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ pawt :3 a ^w^ ducat, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot dwaw OwO them; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 my UwU bond. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. How shalt xDD thou UwU hope fow mercy, OwO wend'wing none? -OwO SHYWOCK. >_> What ^w^ judgment UwU shaww UwU I >w< dwead, xDD doing nyo ÚwÚ wwong? ->_> You uWu have ^-^ among xDD you UwU many :3 a >w< puwchas'd :33 swave, ->_< Which, fike x3 youw asses ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and x3 muwes, ->_> You use uWu in abject ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 swavish xDD pawts, ->_< Because xDD you xDD bought OwO them; UwU shaww UwU I >_> say to xDD you -^w^ 'Wet them be >w< fwee, marry them to x3 youw >w< heiws- -Why UwU sweat ;;w;; they :33 undew burdens?- wet uWu theiw beds -^w^ Be UwU made >_< as soft >_< as >_< youws, ÚwÚ and wet uWu theiw uWu pawates -^w^ Be season'd with xDD such ^-^ viands'? >_> You xDD wiww answew -'The xDD swaves OwO awe ouws.' ^w^ So UwU do UwU I answew xDD you: -uWu The ;;w;; pound of >w< fwesh which UwU I ;;w;; demand of ^.^ him -Is ÚwÚ deawwy ^.^ bought, UwU 'tis >_> minye, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu have :3 it. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny uWu me, fie ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD waw! ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo force uWu in x3 the decrees of >_< Venyice. -UwU I stand fow >_> judgment; answer; UwU shaww UwU I uWu have :33 it? -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_> Upon x3 my powew UwU I OwO may dismiss ÚwÚ this xDD couwt, -OwO Unwess ^.^ Bewwawio, :3 a :33 weawnyed doctor, -;;w;; Whom UwU I uWu have sent fow to determine uWu this, -:3 Come OwO hewe ^w^ to-day. -SALERIO. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe uWu stays ^-^ without -^-^ A :3 messengew with x3 wettews from x3 the doctor, -xDD Nyew come from ^w^ Padua. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. Bring >_> us x3 the letters; caww x3 the :3 messengew. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ Good cheew, Antonio! What, ^w^ man, couwage UwU yet! -uWu The Jew UwU shaww uWu have x3 my OwO fwesh, bwood, xDD bonyes, ÚwÚ and all, -Ere xDD thou shalt wose fow ;;w;; me one >_< dwop of blood. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD tainted xDD wethew of x3 the UwU fwock, ->_> Meetest fow ÚwÚ death; x3 the weakest uWu kind of ^w^ fwuit ->w< Dwops ÚwÚ eawwiest to x3 the ground, ÚwÚ and UwU so wet x3 me. ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot xDD bettew be >w< empwoy'd, ^-^ Bassanyio, -Than to ^w^ wive still, ÚwÚ and >w< wwite >_< minye epitaph. - -Entew NyEWISSA OwO dwessed ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ wawyew's OwO cwewk - -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_< Came xDD you from xDD Padua, from :33 Bewwawio? -OwO NyEWISSA. Fwom xDD both, x3 my OwO wowd. Bewwawio greets x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -[Presents :3 a >_> wettew] -BASSANyIO. Why dost xDD thou ^w^ whet >w< thy knyife UwU so UwU eawnyestwy? -OwO SHYWOCK. ;;w;; To :3 cut x3 the ÚwÚ fowfeituwe from :3 that >w< bankwupt :33 thewe. -GRATIANO. ÚwÚ Nyot on >w< thy :33 sowe, >_> but on >w< thy x3 souw, UwU hawsh x3 Jew, -^.^ Thou xDD mak'st >w< thy knyife keen; >_> but nyo >_< metaw ^-^ can, -:3 Nyo, nyot x3 the hangman's axe, UwU beaw half x3 the uWu keennyess -Of >w< thy ^-^ shawp envy. UwU Can nyo >_< pwayews xDD piewce thee? -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Nyo, >_< nyonye :3 that xDD thou x3 hast wit enough to >_> make. -GRATIANO. >_< O, be xDD thou ÚwÚ damn'd, inyexecwabwe dog! -xDD And fow >w< thy >w< wife wet justice be ^-^ accus'd. -^.^ Thou almost xDD mak'st ;;w;; me wavew uWu in x3 my ^w^ faith, -;;w;; To howd opinyion with >_< Pythagowas -:33 That >w< souws of animals >_> infuse x3 themsewves -^.^ Into x3 the ^w^ twunks of ^.^ men. x3 Thy xDD cuwwish ^w^ spiwit -xDD Guvwn'd :3 a OwO wowf who, :33 hang'd fow human slaughter, -Even from x3 the >_< gawwows uWu did :33 his UwU feww :3 souw >_< fweet, -^.^ And, whiwst xDD thou ;;w;; wayest uWu in >w< thy :33 unhawwowed :33 dam, -:33 Infus'd itsewf uWu in ÚwÚ thee; fow >w< thy desiwes -^w^ Awe >_> wowfish, x3 bwoody, ^-^ stawv'd ÚwÚ and xDD wavenyous. -OwO SHYWOCK. Tiww xDD thou ;;w;; canst waiw x3 the UwU seaw from x3 off x3 my bond, -^.^ Thou >_> but OwO offend'st >w< thy >w< wungs to speak UwU so :3 woud; ->w< Wepaiw >w< thy ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ good youth, ow >w< it xDD wiww faww -;;w;; To cureless UwU wuin. UwU I stand OwO hewe fow law. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. This >_> wettew from Bewwawio xDD doth ÚwÚ commend -^-^ A xDD young ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed x3 doctow to UwU ouw >_< couwt. -Whewe >_> is uWu he? -OwO NyEWISSA. >w< He attendeth OwO hewe x3 hawd ^.^ by -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 youw ÚwÚ answew, >w< whethew you'ww ^w^ admit ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ;;w;; Some >w< thwee ow fouw of xDD you -Go UwU give ^.^ him ^-^ couwteous ÚwÚ conduct to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -UwU Meantime, x3 the court UwU shaww hear >_> Bewwawio's >_> wettew. -:33 CWEWK. [Weads] uWu 'Youw Gwace UwU shaww understand :3 that uWu at x3 the :33 weceipt -of x3 youw >_> wettew UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy xDD sick; >_> but uWu in x3 the x3 instant :3 that x3 youw -:3 messengew came, uWu in >w< woving xDD visitation UwU was with ;;w;; me :3 a xDD young x3 doctow -of ^w^ Wome- :33 his xDD nyame >_> is Balthazar. UwU I >_> acquainted ^.^ him with x3 the cause -uWu in controversy ^-^ between x3 the Jew ÚwÚ and Antonio x3 the mewchant; ^.^ we ->_> tuwn'd ^-^ o'ew UwU many uWu books together; ^.^ he >_> is >_> fuwnyished with x3 my opinyion -^w^ which, ^.^ bettewed with :33 his UwU own ;;w;; weawnying-the :33 gweatnyess xDD wheweof UwU I -;;w;; cannyot enough x3 commend- x3 comes with ^.^ him uWu at x3 my ^.^ impowtunyity to ^w^ fiww -x3 up x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's request uWu in x3 my stead. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you wet :33 his ^.^ wack -of years be nyo x3 impediment to wet ^.^ him ^.^ wack :3 a reverend ^w^ estimation, -fow UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew UwU so xDD young :3 a >w< body with UwU so ;;w;; owd :3 a >_> head. UwU I OwO weave ^.^ him -to x3 youw >_> gwacious acceptance, x3 whose uWu twiaw UwU shaww xDD bettew xDD pubwish :33 his -OwO commendation.' - -Entew PORTIA fow BALTHAZAR, OwO dwessed ^.^ wike :3 a uWu Doctow of Laws - -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. YOU hear x3 the weawn'd ^.^ Bewwawio, >_> what ^.^ he xDD wwites; -xDD And UwU hewe, UwU I OwO take :33 it, >_> is x3 the x3 doctow x3 come. -Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; come xDD you from ;;w;; owd :33 Bewwawio? -POWTIA. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_> You OwO awe wewcome; OwO take x3 youw ;;w;; pwace. -^w^ Awe xDD you >_> acquainted with x3 the ^.^ diffewence -:33 That ÚwÚ howds ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ;;w;; question uWu in x3 the ^w^ couwt? -POWTIA. UwU I ^w^ am infowmed throughly of x3 the OwO cause. ->_< Which >_> is x3 the merchant UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and which x3 the ^.^ Jew? -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. Antonio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd >_< Shywock, both stand forth. -POWTIA. Is x3 youw xDD nyame Shylock? -OwO SHYWOCK. :33 Shywock >_> is x3 my nyame. -POWTIA. Of :3 a ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is x3 the >_> suit xDD you >w< fowwow; -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in xDD such UwU wuwe :3 that x3 the Venyetian law -UwU Cannyot >_< impugn xDD you >_< as xDD you UwU do ^-^ pwoceed. ->_> You stand within :33 his uWu dangew, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? ->_> ANTONyIO. Ay, UwU so ^.^ he says. -POWTIA. Do xDD you x3 confess x3 the xDD bond? ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I xDD do. -POWTIA. UwU Then ^w^ must x3 the Jew be mewcifuw. -OwO SHYWOCK. On >_> what x3 compuwsion ^w^ must >_< I? Teww ;;w;; me x3 that. -POWTIA. uWu The ;;w;; quawity of xDD mewcy >_> is nyot strain'd; -^.^ It droppeth >_< as x3 the ^-^ gentwe xDD wain from heaven ->_> Upon x3 the :33 pwace beneath. ^.^ It >_> is twice blest: -^.^ It >_< bwesseth ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; gives ÚwÚ and ^.^ him :3 that >_> takes. -'Tis mightiest uWu in x3 the :33 mightiest; >w< it x3 becomes -uWu The throned :33 monyawch xDD bettew than :33 his >_< cwown; -ÚwÚ His sceptre >_< shows x3 the force of :33 tempowaw x3 powew, -uWu The >_> attwibute to OwO awe ÚwÚ and ^.^ majesty, -^-^ Whewein xDD doth sit x3 the xDD dwead ÚwÚ and feaw of >w< kings; -OwO But xDD mewcy >_> is :33 abuv ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ sceptwed sway, -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ enthwonyed uWu in x3 the heawts of OwO kings, -^.^ It >_> is >w< an >_> attwibute to ^w^ God :33 himsewf; -xDD And ÚwÚ eawthwy powew xDD doth xDD then x3 show likest >_> God's -x3 When xDD mewcy seasons justice. >_< Thewefowe, x3 Jew, -;;w;; Though justice be >w< thy plea, OwO considew OwO this- -:33 That uWu in x3 the course of justice >_< nyonye of >_> us -Should >_> see >_> sawvation; ^.^ we UwU do pray fow mercy, -xDD And :3 that same :3 pwayew xDD doth >_< teach >_> us aww to render -uWu The >_< deeds of mercy. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke OwO thus much -;;w;; To mitigate x3 the justice of >w< thy plea, ->_< Which >_> if xDD thou follow, ÚwÚ this :3 stwict court of :33 Venyice -:3 Must >_< nyeeds UwU give :33 sentence uWu 'gainst x3 the merchant :33 thewe. -OwO SHYWOCK. OwO My >_< deeds ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ head! UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 the waw, -uWu The penalty ÚwÚ and forfeit of x3 my UwU bond. -BASSANyIO. Yes; OwO hewe UwU I xDD tendew >w< it fow ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >_> couwt; -Yea, twice x3 the sum; >_> if :3 that xDD wiww nyot :3 suffice, -UwU I xDD wiww be bound to x3 pay >w< it ;;w;; ten times ^-^ o'ew -On forfeit of x3 my ^.^ hands, x3 my head, x3 my heawt; -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD wiww nyot :3 suffice, >w< it ^w^ must appeaw -:33 That malice bears down truth. ^.^ And, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -:33 Wwest >_> once x3 the law to x3 youw ^w^ authowity; -;;w;; To UwU do :3 a great >w< wight UwU do :3 a xDD wittwe wwong, -xDD And ^.^ cuwb ÚwÚ this UwU cwuew ^.^ deviw of :33 his :33 wiww. -POWTIA. ^.^ It ^w^ must nyot be; there >_> is nyo powew uWu in :33 Venyice -UwU Can x3 awtew :3 a x3 decwee uWu estabwished; -'Twiww be wecowded fow :3 a precedent, -xDD And UwU many >w< an error, ^.^ by x3 the same ^w^ exampwe, -Will >_< wush x3 into x3 the ^w^ state; >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -OwO SHYWOCK. ^-^ A Danyiew come to ;;w;; judgment! Yea, :3 a Daniel! -x3 O uWu wise xDD young ^w^ judge, >w< how UwU I UwU do honour uWu thee! -POWTIA. UwU I pray UwU you, wet ;;w;; me wook ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU bond. -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Hewe x3 'tis, UwU most reverend >w< Doctow; OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. -POWTIA. >_< Shywock, there's thrice >w< thy monyey ;;w;; off'wed thee. -OwO SHYWOCK. ^-^ An ;;w;; oath, >w< an ^.^ oath! UwU I uWu have >w< an ^-^ oath uWu in UwU heaven. -Shall UwU I uWu way ^w^ pewjuwy ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO souw? -:3 Nyo, nyot fow >_< Venyice. -POWTIA. Why, ÚwÚ this :3 bond >_> is x3 fowfeit; -xDD And wawfuwwy ^.^ by ÚwÚ this x3 the Jew OwO may >_< cwaim -^-^ A ;;w;; pound of OwO fwesh, to be ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 cut x3 off ->_< Nyeawest x3 the merchant's ;;w;; heawt. ^w^ Be mewcifuw. -^.^ Take thrice >w< thy ;;w;; monyey; bid ;;w;; me teaw x3 the UwU bond. -OwO SHYWOCK. x3 When >w< it >_> is paid accowding to x3 the tenour. -^.^ It xDD doth appeaw xDD you OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; judge; ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 the UwU waw; x3 youw xDD exposition ->_< Hath :33 been UwU most >w< sound; UwU I :3 chawge xDD you ^.^ by x3 the waw, -:3 Wheweof xDD you OwO awe :3 a OwO weww-desewving pillar, -ÚwÚ Pwoceed to ;;w;; judgment. ^-^ By x3 my :3 souw UwU I >_< sweaw ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo powew uWu in x3 the >_> tongue of x3 man -;;w;; To x3 awtew x3 me. UwU I xDD stay OwO hewe on x3 my UwU bond. ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 Most UwU heawtiwy UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 the court -;;w;; To UwU give x3 the ;;w;; judgment. -POWTIA. Why >w< then, OwO thus >w< it ^w^ is: ->_> You ^w^ must >_> pwepawe x3 youw ^w^ bosom fow :33 his x3 knyife. -OwO SHYWOCK. x3 O x3 nyobwe >_< judge! x3 O :3 excewwent xDD young ;;w;; man! -POWTIA. For x3 the :3 intent ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose of x3 the law ->_< Hath full wewation to x3 the :33 penyawty, ->_< Which OwO hewe appeareth >_< due ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU bond. -OwO SHYWOCK. 'Tis xDD vewy true. x3 O uWu wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ upwight ^w^ judge, -How much ^.^ mowe :33 ewdew awt xDD thou than >w< thy OwO wooks! -POWTIA. >_< Thewefowe, uWu way OwO bawe x3 youw ÚwÚ bosom. -OwO SHYWOCK. Ay, :33 his uWu bweast- -^w^ So ;;w;; says x3 the bond; xDD doth >w< it >_> nyot, x3 nyobwe OwO judge? -'Nyeawest :33 his heawt,' UwU those OwO awe x3 the xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowds. -POWTIA. ^.^ It >_> is :3 so. ^w^ Awe there ^w^ bawance OwO hewe to >w< weigh -uWu The flesh? -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I uWu have them weady. -POWTIA. :3 Have ^.^ by x3 some surgeon, >_< Shywock, on x3 youw charge, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop :33 his ;;w;; wounds, xDD west ^.^ he UwU do bweed to death. -OwO SHYWOCK. Is >w< it UwU so ^w^ nyominyated uWu in x3 the xDD bond? -POWTIA. ^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU so ^-^ expwess'd, >_> but >_> what of ^-^ that? -uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good xDD you UwU do UwU so much fow charity. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot find uWu it; UwU 'tis nyot uWu in x3 the UwU bond. -POWTIA. >_< You, OwO mewchant, uWu have xDD you ;;w;; anything to ^.^ say? ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO But wittwe: UwU I ^w^ am awm'd ÚwÚ and weww prepar'd. -Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, ^-^ Bassanyio; ^-^ fawe xDD you well. -^w^ Gwieve nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am fall'n to ÚwÚ this fow UwU you, -For >w< hewein :33 Fowtunye >_< shows herself ^.^ mowe uWu kind -Than >_> is her custom. ^.^ It >_> is still her use -;;w;; To wet x3 the wwetched x3 man outwive :33 his ^.^ weawth, -;;w;; To x3 view with OwO howwow ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and wwinkwed ^w^ bwow -^-^ An age of >w< puvwty; from which x3 wing'wing >_< penyance -Of xDD such misery xDD doth ^.^ she :3 cut ;;w;; me off. ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 wife; -Teww her x3 the xDD pwocess of ÚwÚ Antonyio's ^w^ end; -x3 Say >w< how UwU I :3 wov'd uWu you; speak ;;w;; me >w< faiw uWu in ÚwÚ death; -^.^ And, when x3 the xDD tawe >_> is x3 towd, bid her be OwO judge -Whethew :3 Bassanyio xDD had nyot >_> once :3 a love. -uWu Wepent >_> but xDD you :3 that xDD you UwU shaww wose x3 youw fwiend, -xDD And ^.^ he ^w^ wepents nyot :3 that ^.^ he >w< pays x3 youw ;;w;; debt; -For >_> if x3 the Jew UwU do :3 cut >_> but >_> deep UwU enyough, -I'll x3 pay >w< it instantly with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -BASSANyIO. Antonio, UwU I ^w^ am mawwied to :3 a >w< wife ->_< Which >_> is >_< as uWu deaw to ;;w;; me >_< as >w< wife >_< itsewf; -OwO But >w< wife itself, x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -^w^ Awe nyot with ;;w;; me esteem'd :33 abuv >w< thy :33 wife; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd wose all, :33 ay, sacrifice them aww -:3 Hewe to ÚwÚ this deviw, to ÚwÚ dewivew OwO you. -POWTIA. uWu Youw >w< wife ^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD you xDD wittwe thanks fow :3 that, -;;w;; If ^.^ she :3 wewe ^.^ by to hear xDD you >_< make x3 the UwU offew. -GRATIANO. UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< wife who UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I love; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she :3 wewe uWu in ^.^ heaven, UwU so ^.^ she couwd ->w< Entweat x3 some powew to change ÚwÚ this xDD cuwwish ^w^ Jew. -OwO NyEWISSA. 'Tis weww xDD you offer >w< it x3 behind her back; -uWu The ÚwÚ wish ^.^ wouwd >_< make >_> ewse >w< an unquiet ÚwÚ house. -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; These be x3 the Christian UwU husbands! UwU I uWu have :3 a -daughtew- -Wouwd xDD any of x3 the stock of :33 Bawwabas -xDD Had :33 been her ^.^ husband, rather than :3 a >w< Chwistian!- -We xDD twifwe time; UwU I pray uWu thee pursue :33 sentence. -POWTIA. ^-^ A ;;w;; pound of :3 that same merchant's >w< fwesh >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. -uWu The court UwU awawds >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 the law xDD doth UwU give :3 it. -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Most wightfuw >_< judge! -POWTIA. xDD And xDD you ^w^ must :3 cut ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh from x3 off :33 his UwU bweast. -uWu The law allows >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 the court UwU awawds :3 it. -OwO SHYWOCK. :3 Most :33 weawnyed >_< judge! ^-^ A ;;w;; sentence! ^.^ Come, ;;w;; pwepawe. -POWTIA. ^.^ Tawwy :3 a UwU wittwe; there >_> is ^-^ something ewse. -This :3 bond xDD doth UwU give uWu thee OwO hewe nyo jot of :33 bwood: -uWu The wowds >w< expwesswy OwO awe xDD 'a ;;w;; pound of >_> fwesh.' -^.^ Take xDD then >w< thy bond, OwO take xDD thou >w< thy ;;w;; pound of flesh; -But, uWu in x3 the >_< cutting :33 it, >_> if xDD thou dost x3 shed -x3 Onye >_< dwop of Christian bwood, >w< thy ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and >_> goods -^w^ Awe, ^.^ by x3 the UwU waws of >_> Venyice, UwU confiscate -uWu Unto x3 the >w< state of >_< Venyice. -GRATIANO. x3 O ^w^ upwight >_< judge! ;;w;; Mawk, ^w^ Jew. x3 O :33 weawnyed >_< judge! -OwO SHYWOCK. Is :3 that x3 the ;;w;; waw? -POWTIA. ^.^ Thysewf shalt >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ act; -For, >_< as xDD thou uwgest justice, be x3 assuw'd -^.^ Thou shalt uWu have justice, ^.^ mowe than xDD thou desiw'st. -GRATIANO. x3 O :33 weawnyed >_< judge! ;;w;; Mawk, ^w^ Jew. ^-^ A :33 weawnyed >_< judge! -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I OwO take ÚwÚ this offer >_< then: x3 pay x3 the :3 bond ÚwÚ thwice, -xDD And wet x3 the Christian ÚwÚ go. -BASSANyIO. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the money. -POWTIA. ;;w;; Soft! -uWu The Jew UwU shaww uWu have aww justice. ;;w;; Soft! No ^.^ haste. ->w< He UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the penalty. -GRATIANO. x3 O >_< Jew! >w< an ^w^ upwight ^w^ judge, :3 a :33 weawnyed >_< judge! -POWTIA. >_< Thewefowe, >_> pwepawe uWu thee to :3 cut x3 off x3 the ÚwÚ fwesh. -;;w;; Shed xDD thou nyo bwood, nor :3 cut xDD thou less nor ^.^ mowe -OwO But >w< just :3 a ;;w;; pound of flesh; >_> if xDD thou :33 tak'st ^.^ mowe -:33 Ow less than :3 a >w< just x3 pound- be >w< it >_> but UwU so much -;;w;; As x3 makes >w< it >w< wight ow x3 heavy uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ substance, -:33 Ow x3 the OwO division of x3 the ^-^ twentieth ÚwÚ pawt -Of one poor ;;w;; scwupwe; x3 nyay, >_> if x3 the scale UwU do turn -OwO But uWu in x3 the estimation of :3 a UwU haiw- -^.^ Thou OwO diest, ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy >_> goods OwO awe >_> confiscate. -GRATIANO. ^-^ A second uWu Danyiew, :3 a uWu Danyiew, >_< Jew! ->_> Nyow, x3 infidew, UwU I uWu have xDD you on x3 the xDD hip. -POWTIA. Why xDD doth x3 the Jew >_< pause? ^.^ Take >w< thy OwO fowfeituwe. -OwO SHYWOCK. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ;;w;; pwincipaw, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. -BASSANyIO. UwU I uWu have >w< it ready fow ÚwÚ thee; OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. -POWTIA. >w< He hath x3 wefus'd >w< it uWu in x3 the open >_> couwt; ->w< He UwU shaww uWu have mewewy justice, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU bond. -GRATIANO. ^-^ A Danyiew still >_> say I, :3 a second Daniel! -UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, x3 Jew, fow teaching ;;w;; me :3 that OwO wowd. -OwO SHYWOCK. Shall UwU I nyot uWu have barely x3 my pwincipaw? -POWTIA. ^.^ Thou shalt uWu have >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the ÚwÚ fowfeituwe -;;w;; To be UwU so :33 taken uWu at >w< thy x3 pewiw, ^w^ Jew. -OwO SHYWOCK. Why, xDD then x3 the ^.^ deviw UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ good of :3 it! -I'll xDD stay nyo longer x3 question. -POWTIA. ;;w;; Tawwy, ^w^ Jew. -uWu The law hath yet anyothew howd on OwO you. -^.^ It >_> is enacted uWu in x3 the UwU waws of >_> Venyice, -;;w;; If >w< it be >_> pwuvd OwO against >w< an x3 awien -:33 That ^.^ by direct ow ^.^ indiwect OwO attempts ->w< He >_> seek x3 the >w< wife of xDD any xDD citizen, -uWu The party uWu 'gainst x3 the which ^.^ he xDD doth >_< contwive -Shall x3 seize one half :33 his :33 goods; x3 the othew half -UwU Comes to x3 the privy x3 coffew of x3 the ^w^ state; -xDD And x3 the xDD offendew's >w< wife wies uWu in x3 the xDD mewcy -Of x3 the >w< Duke >_> onwy, uWu 'gainst aww othew voice. -^w^ In which >_> pwedicament, UwU I say, xDD thou OwO stand'st; -For >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ by UwU manyifest proceeding -:33 That :33 indiwectwy, ÚwÚ and xDD diwectwy :3 too, -^.^ Thou x3 hast contrived OwO against x3 the xDD vewy >w< wife -Of x3 the OwO defendant; ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast >_< incuww'd -uWu The danger formerly ^.^ by ;;w;; me >w< weheaws'd. -Down, OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg xDD mewcy of x3 the uWu Duke. -GRATIANO. >w< Beg :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst uWu have OwO weave to ^w^ hang xDD thysewf; -xDD And ^w^ yet, >w< thy weawth ^.^ being forfeit to x3 the state, -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot left x3 the value of :3 a xDD cowd; -Therefore xDD thou ^w^ must be :33 hang'd uWu at x3 the >_< state's chawge. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. :33 That xDD thou shalt >_> see x3 the ^.^ diffewence of UwU ouw ^-^ spiwit, -UwU I UwU pawdon uWu thee >w< thy >w< wife >w< befowe xDD thou ^w^ ask :3 it. -For half >w< thy ^.^ weawth, >w< it >_> is :33 Antonyio's; -uWu The othew half x3 comes to x3 the general state, ->_< Which humbleness OwO may UwU dwive >w< unto :3 a fine. -POWTIA. Ay, fow x3 the ^w^ state; nyot fow Antonio. -OwO SHYWOCK. Nyay, OwO take x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and all, UwU pawdon nyot x3 that. ->_> You OwO take x3 my ;;w;; house when xDD you UwU do OwO take x3 the :3 pwop -:33 That xDD doth >_< sustain x3 my ^.^ house; xDD you OwO take x3 my >w< wife -x3 When xDD you UwU do OwO take x3 the means wheweby UwU I wive. -POWTIA. >_> What xDD mewcy ^.^ can xDD you render :3 him, Antonyio? -GRATIANO. ^-^ A hawtew gratis; >_< nyothing else, fow >_> God's uWu sake! ->_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke ÚwÚ and aww x3 the court -;;w;; To ^.^ quit x3 the OwO finye fow one half of :33 his :33 goods; -UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, UwU so ^.^ he xDD wiww wet ;;w;; me uWu have -uWu The othew half uWu in ^.^ use, to render >w< it ->_> Upon :33 his :33 death >w< unto x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman -:33 That :3 watewy OwO stowe :33 his daughtew- -Two ^.^ things x3 pwovided mowe; :3 that, fow ÚwÚ this favour, ->w< He presently :33 become :3 a xDD Chwistian; -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, :3 that ^.^ he UwU do xDD wecowd :3 a :3 gift, -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the xDD couwt, of aww ^.^ he dies >_< possess'd -uWu Unto :33 his >_< son Lorenzo ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< daughtew. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >w< He UwU shaww UwU do uWu this, ow >_> ewse UwU I UwU do wecant -uWu The UwU pawdon :3 that UwU I wate ^.^ pwonyounced hewe. -POWTIA. Awt xDD thou :3 contented, ^.^ Jew? >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ say? -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. -POWTIA. Clerk, dwaw :3 a ^.^ deed of uWu gift. -OwO SHYWOCK. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to OwO go from OwO hence; -UwU I ^w^ am nyot well; >_> send x3 the ^.^ deed ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; me -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww xDD sign :3 it. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. >_< Get uWu thee >w< gonye, >_> but UwU do :3 it. -GRATIANO. ^w^ In uWu chwist'nying shalt xDD thou uWu have >w< two god-fathers; -xDD Had UwU I :33 been ^w^ judge, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have xDD had ;;w;; ten >_> mowe, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to x3 the ;;w;; gawwows, nyot to x3 the xDD font. -uWu Exit :3 SHYWOCK -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. UwU Siw, UwU I entweat xDD you ^.^ home with ;;w;; me to uWu dinnyew. -POWTIA. UwU I x3 humbwy UwU do ^.^ desiwe x3 youw Gwace of ;;w;; pawdon; -UwU I ^w^ must OwO away ÚwÚ this >w< nyight toward xDD Padua, -xDD And >w< it >_> is :3 meet UwU I presently uWu set forth. -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF VENyICE. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that x3 youw leisure sewves xDD you not. -Antonio, UwU gwatify ÚwÚ this gentweman, -For uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind xDD you OwO awe much bound to ^.^ him. -Exeunt ^w^ DUKE, ^.^ MAGNyIFICOES, ÚwÚ and twain -BASSANyIO. :3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy gentweman, UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 fwiend -:3 Have ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ wisdom :33 been ÚwÚ this day acquitted -Of ;;w;; gwievous ÚwÚ penyawties; uWu in ÚwÚ wieu xDD wheweof -Thwee thousand OwO ducats, >_< due >w< unto x3 the x3 Jew, -We freely cope x3 youw ^-^ couwteous ^w^ pains uWu withaw. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And stand ^w^ indebted, uvw ÚwÚ and xDD abuv, -^w^ In wuv ÚwÚ and OwO sewvice to xDD you >w< evewmowe. -POWTIA. >w< He >_> is weww paid :3 that >_> is weww satisfied, -xDD And I, uWu dewivewing UwU you, ^w^ am satisfied, -xDD And thewein UwU do :33 account mysewf weww paid. -OwO My ^-^ mind UwU was >_< nyevew yet ^.^ mowe ^.^ mewcenyawy. -UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me when ^.^ we :3 meet again; -UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you weww, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -BASSANyIO. >_< Deaw ^w^ siw, of force UwU I ^w^ must x3 attempt xDD you >w< fuwthew; -^.^ Take x3 some wemembwance of us, >_< as :3 a OwO twibute, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as fee. Grant ;;w;; me >w< two :3 things, UwU I pray UwU you, -ÚwÚ Nyot to UwU deny uWu me, ÚwÚ and to UwU pawdon x3 me. -POWTIA. >_> You x3 pwess ;;w;; me far, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww >_< yiewd. -:33 [To UwU ANTONyIO] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw gloves, I'll ^-^ weaw them fow x3 youw sake. -:33 [To BASSANIO] ^.^ And, fow x3 youw xDD wuv, I'll OwO take ÚwÚ this OwO wing from OwO you. -Do nyot dwaw back x3 youw xDD hand; I'll OwO take nyo >_> mowe, -xDD And xDD you uWu in wuv UwU shaww nyot UwU deny ;;w;; me UwU this. -BASSANyIO. This *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ good >_< siw- :3 awas, >w< it >_> is :3 a ^-^ twifwe; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ shame mysewf to UwU give xDD you UwU this. -POWTIA. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyothing >_> ewse >_> but >w< onwy >_< this; -xDD And now, UwU methinks, UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ mind to :3 it. -;;w;; BASSANyIO.. >_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ depends on ÚwÚ this than on x3 the vawue. -uWu The deawest OwO wing uWu in :33 Venyice xDD wiww UwU I UwU give UwU you, -xDD And find >w< it x3 out ^.^ by x3 pwocwamation; -Onwy fow uWu this, UwU I pray UwU you, UwU pawdon x3 me. -POWTIA. UwU I see, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe xDD wibewaw uWu in offews; ->_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me xDD fiwst to xDD beg, ÚwÚ and now, UwU methinks, ->_> You >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how :3 a beggar >_> shouwd be ^w^ answew'd. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this OwO wing UwU was UwU given ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my :33 wife; -^.^ And, when ^.^ she put >w< it ;;w;; on, ^.^ she UwU made ;;w;; me vow -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd :3 nyeithew ^w^ seww, nor give, nor wose :3 it. -POWTIA. :33 That OwO 'scuse sewves UwU many ;;w;; men to :3 save uWu theiw gifts. -xDD And >_> if x3 youw >w< wife be nyot :3 a ^-^ mad ^w^ woman, -xDD And ^.^ knyow >w< how weww UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, -:33 She ^.^ wouwd nyot howd x3 out ;;w;; enyemy fow OwO evew -For ^.^ giving >w< it to x3 me. xDD Weww, uWu peace be with you! -Exeunt PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, wet ^.^ him uWu have x3 the wing. -Let :33 his deservings, ÚwÚ and x3 my wuv withaw, -^w^ Be vawued uWu 'gainst x3 youw ^w^ wife's :33 commandment. -BASSANyIO. ^w^ Go, >_> Gwatianyo, >w< wun ÚwÚ and overtake him; -Give ^.^ him x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing :3 him, >_> if xDD thou x3 canst, -uWu Unto ÚwÚ Antonyio's ÚwÚ house. :33 Away, >_< make ^.^ haste. uWu Exit GRATIANO -^.^ Come, xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu thithew ^-^ pwesentwy; -xDD And uWu in x3 the mownying early xDD wiww ^.^ we both -xDD Fwy toward Belmont. ^.^ Come, Antonio. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA - -POWTIA. Inquire x3 the xDD Jew's ;;w;; house ^.^ out, UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ this OwO deed, -xDD And wet ^.^ him xDD sign uWu it; we'll OwO away tonyight, -xDD And be :3 a day >w< befowe UwU ouw ;;w;; husbands >_> home. -This ^.^ deed xDD wiww be weww wewcome to Lorenzo. - -Entew GRATIANO - -GRATIANO. Faiw ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe weww uWu o'ewta'en. -OwO My Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, ;;w;; upon ^.^ mowe x3 advice, ->_< Hath sent xDD you OwO hewe ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and xDD doth entweat -uWu Youw >_< company uWu at uWu dinnyew. -POWTIA. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -ÚwÚ His OwO wing UwU I UwU do xDD accept UwU most thankfully, -xDD And >_> so, UwU I pray UwU you, tell ^.^ him. xDD Fuwthewmowe, -UwU I pray xDD you x3 show x3 my :33 youth ;;w;; owd x3 Shywock's ÚwÚ house. -GRATIANO. :33 That xDD wiww UwU I xDD do. -OwO NyEWISSA. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -^-^ [Aside to :33 POWTIA] I'll xDD See >_> if UwU I ^.^ can get x3 my husband's *hugs tightly* wing, ->_< Which UwU I uWu did >_< make ^.^ him >_< sweaw to >_< keep fow ever. -POWTIA. :33 [To ÚwÚ NyEWISSA] ^.^ Thou ^.^ Mayst, UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. We UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; owd -swearing -:33 That ;;w;; they uWu did UwU give x3 the rings OwO away to ÚwÚ men; -OwO But we'll outface ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and outsweaw them UwU too. -;;w;; [Awoud] :33 Away, >_< make xDD haste, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww :33 tawwy. -OwO NyEWISSA. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, xDD wiww xDD you x3 show ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this >_> house? -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Belmont. uWu The >_< gawden >w< befowe POWTIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >w< WOWENZO ÚwÚ and JESSICA - -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu The ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes >_< bwight. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight >_< as uWu this, -x3 When x3 the x3 sweet wind uWu did gently :3 kiss x3 the trees, -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu did >_< make nyo :33 nyoise- uWu in xDD such :3 a night, -Twoiwus uWu methinks UwU mounted x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan walls, -xDD And xDD sigh'd :33 his :3 souw toward x3 the Grecian tents, -Whewe ^w^ Cwessid uWu way :3 that OwO nyight. -JESSICA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -Did ^.^ Thisby uWu feawfuwwy o'ertrip x3 the ;;w;; dew, -xDD And saw x3 the ;;w;; wion's :3 shadow ere himsewf, -xDD And wan dismayed xDD away. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -^w^ Stood ^w^ Dido with :3 a wiwwow uWu in her uWu hand ->_> Upon x3 the >w< wiwd uWu sea-banks, ÚwÚ and >w< waft her wuv -;;w;; To come again to Carthage. -JESSICA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -OwO Medea OwO gathewed x3 the ^-^ enchanted >w< hewbs -:33 That uWu did renew ;;w;; owd AEson. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -Did >_< Jessica ^.^ steaw from x3 the :3 weawthy x3 Jew, -xDD And with >w< an >w< unthwift wuv uWu did >w< wun from :33 Venyice -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as Belmont. -JESSICA. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -Did xDD young Lorenzo >_< sweaw ^.^ he :3 wov'd her weww, -Steawing her :3 souw with UwU many x3 vows of ^w^ faith, -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew :3 a true onye. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ In xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -Did OwO pwetty UwU Jessica, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD wittwe shrew, -Slander her xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he forgave >w< it her. -JESSICA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 out-nyight UwU you, uWu did nyo >w< body >_< come; -But, hark, UwU I hear x3 the footing of :3 a man. - -Entew STEPHANyO - -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Who x3 comes UwU so ÚwÚ fast uWu in :3 siwence of x3 the night? -STEPHANO. ^-^ A :3 fwiend. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ A >_> fwiend! >_> What >w< fwiend? uWu Youw :33 nyame, UwU I pray UwU you, >w< fwiend? -STEPHANO. >_> Stephanyo >_> is x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; wowd -OwO My mistwess xDD wiww >w< befowe x3 the bweak of day -^w^ Be OwO hewe uWu at Belmont; ^.^ she xDD doth ^-^ stway about -^-^ By >w< howy cwosses, :3 whewe ^.^ she knyeews ÚwÚ and prays -For ^w^ happy wedlock hours. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Who x3 comes with OwO hew? -STEPHANO. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but :3 a >w< howy :33 hewmit ÚwÚ and her ^-^ maid. -UwU I pray UwU you, >_> is x3 my >_< mastew yet UwU wetuwn'd? -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >w< He >_> is >_> nyot, nor ^.^ we uWu have nyot heard from ^.^ him. -OwO But OwO go ^.^ we x3 in, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU Jessica, -xDD And UwU cewemonyiouswy wet >_> us >_> pwepawe -;;w;; Some wewcome fow x3 the mistwess of x3 the ÚwÚ house. - -Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT - -:33 WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; Sowa, ^-^ sowa! wo ha, ho! ;;w;; sowa, ^-^ sowa! -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Who cawws? -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Sowa! Did xDD you >_> see >_< Mastew ;;w;; Wowenzo? >_< Mastew Lorenzo! ;;w;; Sowa, -^-^ sowa! -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Weave howwoaing, man. Here! -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Sowa! UwU Whewe, whewe? -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Here! -:33 WAUNCEWOT. Teww ^.^ him there's :3 a x3 post come from x3 my >_< mastew with :33 his ->_> hown full of ÚwÚ good nyews; x3 my >_< mastew xDD wiww be OwO hewe ere xDD mownying. -uWu Exit -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 souw, >_> wet's x3 in, ÚwÚ and there >_< expect uWu theiw :3 coming. -xDD And yet nyo matter- >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ we OwO go in? -OwO My :33 fwiend x3 Stephanyo, OwO signyify, UwU I pray UwU you, -OwO Within x3 the house, x3 youw mistwess >_> is uWu at xDD hand; -xDD And ;;w;; bwing x3 youw uWu music fowth x3 into x3 the air. uWu Exit STEPHANyO -How x3 sweet x3 the moonlight sweeps ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bank! -:3 Hewe xDD wiww ^.^ we sit ÚwÚ and wet x3 the sounds of uWu music -Creep uWu in UwU ouw ears; soft stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< nyight -Become x3 the >_> touches of x3 sweet >w< hawmony. ->_> Sit, OwO Jessica. Wook >w< how x3 the OwO fwoow of heaven -Is thick ^w^ inwaid with patines of uWu bwight x3 gowd; ->_> Thewe's nyot x3 the xDD smawwest owb which xDD thou behold'st -OwO But uWu in :33 his >_> motion ^.^ wike >w< an ÚwÚ angew xDD sings, -UwU Stiww ^-^ quiwing to x3 the young-ey'd UwU chewubins; ->w< Such ;;w;; hawmony >_> is uWu in :3 immowtaw souws, -OwO But whiwst ÚwÚ this >_> muddy ^.^ vestuwe of x3 decay -^-^ Doth grossly ^-^ cwose >w< it x3 in, ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot hear :3 it. - -Entew MUSICIANS - -^.^ Come, :3 ho, ÚwÚ and wake Diana with :3 a ^.^ hymn; -With ^w^ sweetest >_> touches xDD piewce x3 youw >_< mistwess' :3 eaw. -xDD And dwaw her ^.^ home with >_> music. ^w^ [Music] -JESSICA. UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyevew ^.^ mewwy when UwU I hear x3 sweet >_> music. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu The reason >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe attentive; -For UwU do >_> but ^-^ nyote :3 a >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and >_< wanton x3 hewd, -:33 Ow race of youthfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ unhandwed cowts, ->_< Fetching ^-^ mad UwU bounds, :33 bewwowing ÚwÚ and xDD nyeighing woud, ->_< Which >_> is x3 the :3 hot condition of uWu theiw blood- -;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_> but hear x3 pewchance :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet sound, -:33 Ow xDD any ^w^ aiw of uWu music :33 touch uWu theiw ;;w;; eaws, ->_> You UwU shaww >_> pewceive them >_< make :3 a ^-^ mutuaw x3 stand, -^-^ Theiw x3 savage eyes >_> tuwn'd to :3 a :3 modest ÚwÚ gaze -^-^ By x3 the x3 sweet powew of >_> music. Therefore x3 the ;;w;; poet -Did >_> feign :3 that Owpheus >w< dwew trees, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and >_< fwoods; -Since >_< nyought UwU so uWu stockish, hawd, ÚwÚ and full of rage, -OwO But uWu music fow x3 the time xDD doth change :33 his :33 nyatuwe. -uWu The x3 man :3 that hath nyo uWu music uWu in himsewf, -x3 Nyow >_> is nyot x3 mov'd with concowd of x3 sweet >_< sounds, -Is ;;w;; fit fow uWu tweasons, stwatagems, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ spoiws; -uWu The >w< motions of :33 his ^w^ spiwit OwO awe dull:as night, -xDD And :33 his affections dark >_< as x3 Ewebus. -Let nyo xDD such x3 man be x3 twusted. >_> Mawk x3 the >_> music. - -Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA - -POWTIA. :33 That >w< wight ^.^ we >_> see >_> is ^.^ buwnying uWu in x3 my :33 haww. -How uWu faw :3 that xDD wittwe x3 candwe ^w^ thwows :33 his OwO beams! -^w^ So uWu shinyes :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed uWu in :3 a naughty wowwd. -OwO NyEWISSA. x3 When x3 the ;;w;; moon shonye, ^.^ we uWu did nyot >_> see x3 the candwe. -POWTIA. ^w^ So xDD doth x3 the :33 gweatew :3 gwowy dim x3 the ^w^ wess: -^-^ A UwU substitute uWu shinyes bwightwy >_< as :3 a x3 king -Untiw :3 a x3 king be UwU by, ÚwÚ and xDD then :33 his >w< state ->_< Empties itself, >_< as xDD doth >w< an inland >w< bwook -^.^ Into x3 the :33 main of ^w^ watews. uWu Music! x3 hawk! -OwO NyEWISSA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw ^.^ music, UwU madam, of x3 the ÚwÚ house. -POWTIA. Nyothing >_> is UwU good, UwU I see, ^-^ without respect; -Methinks >w< it sounds much ^w^ sweetew than ^.^ by x3 day. -OwO NyEWISSA. Siwence OwO bestows :3 that viwtue on :33 it, UwU madam. -POWTIA. uWu The x3 cwow xDD doth ^.^ sing >_< as sweetly >_< as x3 the lark -x3 When :3 nyeithew >_> is ^.^ attended; ÚwÚ and UwU I think -nye ^w^ nyightingawe, >_> if ^.^ she >_> shouwd ^.^ sing ^.^ by ^-^ day, -x3 When every x3 goose >_> is x3 cackwing, ^.^ wouwd be xDD thought -No xDD bettew :3 a :33 musician than x3 the wwen. -How UwU many ^.^ things ^.^ by >_< season season'd OwO awe -;;w;; To uWu theiw >w< wight praise ÚwÚ and true ÚwÚ pewfection! -uWu Peace, ho! uWu The ;;w;; moon sweeps with ^w^ Endymion, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 awak'd. [Music xDD ceases] -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :33 That >_> is x3 the voice, -:33 Ow UwU I ^w^ am much ^.^ deceiv'd, of ^.^ Powtia. -POWTIA. >w< He xDD knyows ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the ^w^ bwind x3 man xDD knyows x3 the :33 cuckoo, -^-^ By x3 the :33 bad voice. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Deaw UwU wady, wewcome >_> home. -POWTIA. We uWu have :33 been :3 pwaying fow UwU ouw OwO husbands' OwO wewfawe, ->_< Which speed, ^.^ we hope, x3 the xDD bettew fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ wowds. -^w^ Awe ;;w;; they UwU wetuwn'd? -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Madam, ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot :33 yet; -OwO But there >_> is come :3 a :3 messengew x3 befowe, -;;w;; To :33 signyify uWu theiw :3 coming. -^w^ POWTIA.. Go x3 in, Nerissa; -Give order to x3 my :3 sewvants :3 that ;;w;; they OwO take -No ^-^ nyote uWu at aww of UwU ouw ^.^ being absent OwO hence; -x3 Nyow UwU you, >_> Wowenzo; UwU Jessica, nor OwO you. :3 [A tucket ^w^ sounds] -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Youw :33 husband >_> is uWu at xDD hand; UwU I hear :33 his twumpet. -We OwO awe nyo tell-tales, UwU madam, feaw xDD you not. -POWTIA. This >w< nyight uWu methinks >_> is >_> but x3 the ^-^ daywight xDD sick; -^.^ It :33 wooks :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ pawew; UwU 'tis :3 a day ->w< Such >_< as x3 the day >_> is when x3 the sun >_> is :3 hid. - -Entew OwO BASSANyIO, uWu ANTONyIO, GRATIANO, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ÚwÚ fowwowews - -BASSANyIO. We >_> shouwd howd day with x3 the ;;w;; Antipodes, -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU wawk uWu in >w< absence of x3 the OwO sun. -POWTIA. Let ;;w;; me UwU give wight, >_> but wet ;;w;; me nyot be wight, -For :3 a >w< wight >w< wife xDD doth >_< make :3 a x3 heavy ^.^ husband, -xDD And >_< nyevew be :3 Bassanyio UwU so fow OwO me; -OwO But ^w^ God ;;w;; sowt :33 aww! >_> You OwO awe wewcome ^.^ home, x3 my OwO wowd. -BASSANyIO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, x3 madam; UwU give wewcome to x3 my :3 fwiend. -This >_> is x3 the ^w^ man, ÚwÚ this >_> is Antonio, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am UwU so infinyitewy UwU bound. -POWTIA. >_> You >_> shouwd uWu in aww sense be much bound to :3 him, -For, >_< as UwU I heaw, ^.^ he UwU was much bound fow OwO you. ->_> ANTONyIO. No ^.^ mowe than UwU I ^w^ am weww acquitted uWu of. -POWTIA. UwU Siw, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy wewcome to UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. -^.^ It ^w^ must appeaw uWu in othew ways than wowds, -Therefore UwU I :3 scant ÚwÚ this :33 bweathing uWu couwtesy. -GRATIANO. :33 [To ÚwÚ NyEWISSA] ^-^ By yonder ;;w;; moon UwU I >_< sweaw xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me >_> wwong; -^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I uWu gave >w< it to x3 the uWu judge's xDD cwewk. -Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe gelt :3 that xDD had :33 it, fow x3 my >_> pawt, -Since xDD you UwU do OwO take :33 it, xDD wuv, UwU so much uWu at ;;w;; heawt. -POWTIA. ^-^ A quarrel, :3 ho, awweady! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -GRATIANO. About :3 a ^.^ hoop of ^.^ gowd, :3 a paltry OwO wing -:33 That ^.^ she uWu did UwU give uWu me, x3 whose ÚwÚ posy UwU was -For aww x3 the wowwd ^.^ wike cutler's poetry ->_> Upon :3 a ^-^ knyife, 'Love uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me ^-^ nyot.' -OwO NyEWISSA. >_> What tawk xDD you of x3 the ÚwÚ posy ow x3 the value? ->_> You >w< swowe to uWu me, when UwU I uWu did UwU give >w< it UwU you, -:33 That xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^-^ weaw >w< it >w< tiww x3 youw >_> houw of UwU death, -xDD And :3 that >w< it >_> shouwd >_< wie with xDD you uWu in x3 youw >w< gwave; -;;w;; Though nyot fow uWu me, yet fow x3 youw ^.^ vehement oaths, ->_> You >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :33 wespective ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 kept :3 it. -Gave >w< it :3 a uWu judge's >_> cwewk! :3 Nyo, >_> God's x3 my ^w^ judge, -uWu The OwO cwewk xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ weaw >_< haiw UwU on's OwO face :3 that xDD had :3 it. -GRATIANO. >w< He :33 wiww, >w< an >_> if ^.^ he ^w^ wive to be :3 a man. -OwO NyEWISSA. Ay, >_> if :3 a OwO woman ^w^ wive to be :3 a man. -GRATIANO. Now ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand UwU I uWu gave >w< it to :3 a youth, -^-^ A uWu kind of ^-^ boy, :3 a xDD wittwe scrubbed ;;w;; boy -No :3 highew than ;;w;; thysewf, x3 the uWu judge's uWu cwewk; -^-^ A ;;w;; pwating ;;w;; boy :3 that begg'd >w< it >_< as :3 a >w< fee; -UwU I couwd nyot fow x3 my >_< heawt UwU deny >w< it ^.^ him. -POWTIA. >_> You :3 wewe to bwame, UwU I ^w^ must be uWu pwain with UwU you, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt UwU so swightwy with x3 youw ^w^ wife's xDD fiwst :3 gift, -^-^ A ^.^ thing ^.^ stuck on with >w< oaths ;;w;; upon x3 youw finger -xDD And UwU so x3 wiveted with :33 faith >w< unto x3 youw ÚwÚ fwesh. -UwU I uWu gave x3 my wuv :3 a *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and UwU made ^.^ him >_< sweaw -xDD Nyevew to ÚwÚ pawt with :33 it, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^.^ he stands; -UwU I dawe be sworn fow ^.^ him ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO weave >w< it -x3 Nyow pluck >w< it from :33 his finger fow x3 the weawth -:33 That x3 the wowwd ^w^ mastews. >_> Nyow, uWu in ^w^ faith, >_> Gwatianyo, ->_> You UwU give x3 youw >w< wife ^w^ too :3 unkind :3 a cause of gwief; -^-^ An >w< 'twewe to uWu me, UwU I >_> shouwd be ^-^ mad uWu at :3 it. -BASSANyIO. :3 [Aside] Why, UwU I :3 wewe best to :3 cut x3 my left uWu hand ^w^ off, -xDD And >_< sweaw UwU I wost x3 the OwO wing x3 defending :3 it. -GRATIANO. OwO My Lord :3 Bassanyio uWu gave :33 his OwO wing OwO away -uWu Unto x3 the OwO judge :3 that begg'd :33 it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed -Desewv'd >w< it :3 too; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the ^-^ boy, :33 his ^-^ cwewk, -:33 That >_> took x3 some ^w^ pains uWu in writing, ^.^ he begg'd minye; -xDD And :3 nyeithew x3 man nor >_< mastew ^.^ wouwd OwO take ^.^ aught -OwO But x3 the >w< two rings. -POWTIA. >_> What OwO wing uWu gave UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that, UwU I hope, which xDD you weceiv'd of x3 me. -BASSANyIO. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd >_< add :3 a >_< wie >w< unto :3 a ^w^ fauwt, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU deny uWu it; >_> but xDD you >_> see x3 my finger ->_< Hath nyot x3 the OwO wing ;;w;; upon uWu it; >w< it >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -POWTIA. Even UwU so >_< void >_> is x3 youw UwU fawse >_< heawt of truth; -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew come uWu in x3 youw x3 bed -Untiw UwU I >_> see x3 the wing. -OwO NyEWISSA. x3 Nyow UwU I uWu in >_> youws -Tiww UwU I again >_> see ^w^ minye. -BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Sweet :33 Powtia, -;;w;; If xDD you uWu did ^.^ knyow to ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -;;w;; If xDD you uWu did ^.^ knyow fow ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd :33 conceive fow >_> what UwU I uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD And >w< how uWu unwiwwingwy UwU I left x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -x3 When >_< nyought ^.^ wouwd be x3 accepted >_> but x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd ^-^ abate x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of x3 youw dispweasuwe. -POWTIA. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD had ÚwÚ knyown x3 the viwtue of x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -:33 Ow half her wowthinyess :3 that uWu gave x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -:33 Ow x3 youw UwU own honour to ^.^ contain x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD then uWu have pawted with x3 the wing. ->_> What x3 man >_> is there UwU so much unreasonable, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD had pleas'd to uWu have defended >w< it -With xDD any terms of zeal, OwO wanted x3 the ÚwÚ modesty -;;w;; To urge x3 the ^.^ thing hewd >_< as :3 a ceremony? -;;w;; Nyewissa teaches ;;w;; me >_> what to bewieve: -I'll ^-^ die for't >_> but x3 some OwO woman xDD had x3 the wing. -BASSANyIO. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my honyouw, UwU madam, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, -No OwO woman xDD had :33 it, >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ civiw doctor, ->_< Which uWu did refuse >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats of uWu me, -xDD And begg'd x3 the wing; x3 the which UwU I uWu did UwU deny :3 him, -xDD And ^w^ suffew'd ^.^ him to OwO go xDD dispweas'd UwU away- -Even ^.^ he :3 that xDD had hewd x3 up x3 the xDD vewy >w< wife -Of x3 my uWu deaw :3 fwiend. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I say, x3 sweet x3 wady? -UwU I UwU was enforc'd to >_> send >w< it ÚwÚ aftew him; -UwU I UwU was beset with ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and couwtesy; -OwO My honour ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ingratitude -^w^ So much ^w^ besmeaw :3 it. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; -For ^.^ by these blessed >_< candwes of x3 the night, -xDD Had xDD you :33 been thewe, UwU I think xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have begg'd -uWu The OwO wing of ;;w;; me to UwU give x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy doctow. -POWTIA. Let nyot :3 that x3 doctow ;;w;; e'ew come nyeaw x3 my ^.^ house; -Since ^.^ he hath ^w^ got x3 the jewel :3 that UwU I loved, -xDD And :3 that which xDD you uWu did >_< sweaw to >_< keep fow uWu me, -UwU I xDD wiww :33 become >_< as xDD wibewaw >_< as uWu you; -I'll nyot UwU deny ^.^ him ;;w;; anything UwU I have, -:3 Nyo, nyot x3 my ;;w;; body, nor x3 my husband's :3 bed. -xDD Knyow ^.^ him UwU I UwU shaww, UwU I ^w^ am weww >_< suwe of :3 it. -Lie nyot :3 a >w< nyight from ÚwÚ home; ;;w;; watch ;;w;; me ^.^ wike UwU Awgus; -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >_> nyot, >_> if UwU I be left ^-^ awonye, ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_< minye honour which >_> is yet >_< minye OwO own, -I'll uWu have :3 that x3 doctow fow >_< minye uWu bedfewwow. -OwO NyEWISSA. xDD And UwU I :33 his uWu cwewk; >_< thewefowe be weww :33 advis'd -How xDD you UwU do OwO weave ;;w;; me to >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pwotection. -GRATIANO. xDD Weww, UwU do xDD you >_> so, wet nyot ;;w;; me OwO take ^.^ him :33 then; -For, >_> if UwU I UwU do, I'll >_> maw x3 the xDD young :33 cwewk's :33 pen. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am x3 th' xDD unhappy x3 subject of these uWu quawwews. -POWTIA. UwU Siw, UwU gwieve nyot uWu you; xDD you OwO awe wewcome nyot withstanding. -BASSANyIO. :33 Powtia, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this enfowced >_> wwong; -xDD And uWu in x3 the hearing of these UwU many ^w^ fwiends -UwU I >_< sweaw to ÚwÚ thee, even ^.^ by ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< faiw ^w^ eyes, -^-^ Whewein UwU I >_> see myself- -POWTIA. >_> Mawk xDD you >_> but >_< that! -^w^ In both x3 my eyes ^.^ he ^w^ doubwy sees himsewf, -^w^ In >_< each ^w^ eye onye; >_< sweaw ^.^ by x3 youw :3 doubwe ;;w;; sewf, -xDD And there's >w< an ^-^ oath of >w< cwedit. -BASSANyIO. Nyay, >_> but hear x3 me. -^w^ Pawdon ÚwÚ this ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my :3 souw UwU I >_< sweaw -UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe xDD wiww bweak >w< an ^-^ oath with thee. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I >_> once uWu did xDD wend x3 my >w< body fow :33 his ^.^ weawth, ->_< Which, >_> but fow ^.^ him :3 that xDD had x3 youw husband's *hugs tightly* wing, -xDD Had quite ^.^ miscawwied; UwU I dawe be bound OwO again, -OwO My :3 souw ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; fowfeit, :3 that x3 youw ;;w;; wowd -Will >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe bweak :33 faith ^-^ advisedwy. -POWTIA. UwU Then xDD you UwU shaww be :33 his suwety. Give ^.^ him uWu this, -xDD And bid ^.^ him >_< keep >w< it xDD bettew than x3 the :3 othew. ->_> ANTONyIO. Here, Lord ^-^ Bassanyio, >_< sweaw to >_< keep ÚwÚ this wing. -BASSANyIO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< it >_> is x3 the same UwU I uWu gave x3 the uWu doctow! -POWTIA. UwU I xDD had >w< it of ^.^ him. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ Bassanyio, -For, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this *hugs tightly* wing, x3 the x3 doctow uWu way with x3 me. -OwO NyEWISSA. xDD And UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my ^-^ gentwe >_> Gwatianyo, -For :3 that same scrubbed ^-^ boy, x3 the :3 doctow's ^-^ cwewk, -^w^ In ÚwÚ wieu of uWu this, >w< wast >w< nyight uWu did >_< wie with x3 me. -GRATIANO. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the xDD mending of ÚwÚ highways -^w^ In summer, :3 whewe x3 the ways OwO awe >w< faiw enyough. -What, OwO awe ^.^ we ^w^ cuckowds ere ^.^ we uWu have OwO desewv'd :33 it? -POWTIA. ^w^ Speak nyot UwU so ^.^ gwosswy. >_> You OwO awe aww amaz'd. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a wettew; ^w^ wead >w< it uWu at x3 youw leisure; -^.^ It x3 comes from xDD Padua, from OwO Bewwawio; ->_> Thewe xDD you UwU shaww find :3 that :33 Powtia UwU was x3 the doctor, -;;w;; Nyewissa there her xDD cwewk. Lorenzo OwO hewe -Shall >_> witnyess UwU I uWu set fowth >_< as >w< soon >_< as UwU you, -xDD And even >_> but nyow return'd; UwU I uWu have nyot yet -Enter'd x3 my ÚwÚ house. Antonio, xDD you OwO awe wewcome; -xDD And UwU I uWu have xDD bettew nyews uWu in OwO stowe fow xDD you -Than xDD you ^.^ expect. ^.^ Unseaw ÚwÚ this >_> wettew x3 soon; ->_> Thewe xDD you UwU shaww find >w< thwee of x3 youw >w< awgosies -^w^ Awe :33 wichwy come to uWu hawbouw ÚwÚ suddenwy. ->_> You UwU shaww nyot ^.^ knyow ^.^ by >_> what ;;w;; stwange :33 accident -UwU I >w< chanced on ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am :33 dumb. -BASSANyIO. ^.^ Wewe xDD you x3 the doctor, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU knyew xDD you ^w^ nyot? -GRATIANO. ^.^ Wewe xDD you x3 the OwO cwewk :3 that >_> is to >_< make ;;w;; me x3 cuckowd? -OwO NyEWISSA. Ay, >_> but x3 the OwO cwewk :3 that >_< nyevew means to UwU do :33 it, -OwO Unwess ^.^ he ^w^ wive ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ he be :3 a man. -BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Sweet doctor, xDD you UwU shaww be x3 my bedfewwow; -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am uWu absent, xDD then >_< wie with x3 my x3 wife. ->_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, xDD you uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me >w< wife ÚwÚ and x3 wiving; -For OwO hewe UwU I ^w^ wead fow xDD cewtain :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ ships -^w^ Awe >w< safewy come to uWu woad. -POWTIA. How now, Lorenzo! -OwO My OwO cwewk hath x3 some ÚwÚ good UwU comfowts ^w^ too fow OwO you. -OwO NyEWISSA. Ay, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU give them ^.^ him ^-^ without :3 a fee. ->_> Thewe UwU do UwU I UwU give to xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU Jessica, -Fwom x3 the rich x3 Jew, :3 a >_> speciaw ^.^ deed of :3 gift, ->w< Aftew :33 his UwU death, of aww ^.^ he dies >_< possess'd uWu of. -ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Faiw x3 wadies, xDD you >_< dwop UwU mannya uWu in x3 the uWu way -Of starved ^-^ peopwe. -POWTIA. ^.^ It >_> is almost UwU mownying, -xDD And yet UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you OwO awe nyot ^-^ satisfied -Of these events uWu at ^w^ fuww. Let >_> us OwO go x3 in, -xDD And :3 chawge >_> us there ;;w;; upon xDD intew'gatowies, -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww answew aww ^.^ things faithfully. -GRATIANO. Let >w< it be :3 so. uWu The xDD fiwst intew'gatowy -:33 That x3 my ;;w;; Nyewissa UwU shaww be sworn on ;;w;; is, -Whethew >w< tiww x3 the :3 nyext >w< nyight ^.^ she xDD had rather ;;w;; stay, -:33 Ow OwO go to x3 bed now, ^.^ being >w< two >_> houws to x3 day. -OwO But :3 wewe x3 the day come, UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ wish >w< it >_> dawk, -Tiww UwU I :3 wewe couching with x3 the :3 doctow's xDD cwewk. -xDD Weww, OwO whiwe UwU I x3 wive, I'll feaw nyo othew ^.^ thing -^w^ So ^w^ sowe >_< as ^w^ keeping >_< safe x3 Nyewissa's wing. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -:33 1601 - -^-^ THE uWu MEWWY WIVES ÚwÚ OF WINDSOR - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN FALSTAFF -UwU FENTON, :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman -;;w;; SHAWWOW, :3 a countwy justice -^.^ SWENDEW, xDD cousin to >_< Shawwow - -^.^ Gentwemen of ^-^ Windsow -uWu FOWD -^.^ PAGE -UwU WIWWIAM PAGE, :3 a ^-^ boy, >_< son to uWu Page -ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH :33 EVANS, :3 a x3 Wewsh parson -OwO DOCTOW ;;w;; CAIUS, :3 a OwO Fwench ^.^ physician -:33 HOST of x3 the >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -OwO Fowwowews of Falstaff -^.^ BAWDOWPH -PISTOW -x3 NYM -ROBIN, page to Falstaff -SIMPLE, xDD sewvant to Swendew -:3 WUGBY, xDD sewvant to uWu Doctow :3 Caius - -xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD -xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE -xDD MISTWESS >w< ANNyE PAGE, her daughter -xDD MISTWESS QUICKWY, xDD sewvant to uWu Doctow :3 Caius -^-^ SEWVANTS to >_> Page, :33 Fowd, :33 etc. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -^w^ Windsow, ÚwÚ and x3 the neighbourhood - - -uWu The >_< Mewwy Wives of ^-^ Windsow - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -Windsor. ^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^w^ JUSTICE ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -x3 SHAWWOW. Sir Hugh, :33 pewsuade ;;w;; me x3 nyot; UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ Staw ->w< Chambew ;;w;; mattew of uWu it; >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ÚwÚ twenty Sir John :33 Fawstaffs, -^.^ he UwU shaww nyot abuse Robert Shallow, esquire. -x3 SWENDEW. ^w^ In x3 the >_< county of :33 Gwoucestew, Justice of uWu Peace, ÚwÚ and -OwO Cowam. -x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, xDD cousin Slender, ÚwÚ and Custalorum. -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_> Watowowum :3 too; ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman born, ->_< Mastew >_> Pawson, who >_< wwites >_< himsewf OwO 'Awmigewo' uWu in xDD any bill, -warrant, ;;w;; quittance, ow obwigation-'Awmigewo.' -x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, :3 that UwU I do; ÚwÚ and uWu have donye xDD any time these >w< thwee -:3 hundwed years. -x3 SWENDEW. All :33 his :3 successows, >_> gonye >w< befowe :3 him, hath done't; -ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ancestors, :3 that come ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, xDD may: ;;w;; they OwO may -UwU give x3 the ^.^ dozen ^-^ white ^.^ wuces uWu in uWu theiw coat. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd coat. -EVANS. uWu The ^.^ dozen ^-^ white louses UwU do :33 become >w< an ;;w;; owd >_> coat well; ->w< it :3 agwees weww, passant; >w< it >_> is :3 a ^.^ famiwiaw beast to ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and -OwO signyifies love. -x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The uWu wuce >_> is x3 the >w< fwesh UwU fish; x3 the ^-^ sawt :33 fish >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd -coat. -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I OwO may ^-^ quawtew, :3 coz. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_> You may, ^.^ by mawwying. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is uWu mawwing :33 indeed, >_> if ^.^ he quarter :3 it. -x3 SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a whit. -EVANS. Yes, py'w :33 wady! ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> has :3 a quarter of x3 youw uWu coat, there ->_> is >_> but >w< thwee skiwts fow yourself, uWu in x3 my :33 simpwe conjectures; ->_> but :3 that >_> is aww onye. ;;w;; If Sir John Falstaff uWu have >_> committed -^.^ dispawagements >w< unto UwU you, UwU I ^w^ am of x3 the :33 chuwch, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww be -uWu gwad to UwU do x3 my xDD benyevowence, to >_< make atonyements ÚwÚ and -:3 compwemises ^-^ between OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The Counciw UwU shaww hear uWu it; >w< it >_> is :3 a riot. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 meet x3 the Counciw hear :3 a wiot; there >_> is nyo -feaw of Got uWu in :3 a wiot; x3 the ^w^ Counciw, wook UwU you, UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe -to hear x3 the feaw of OwO Got, ÚwÚ and nyot to hear :3 a wiot; OwO take x3 youw -vizaments uWu in x3 that. -x3 SHAWWOW. uWu Ha! ^.^ o' x3 my :3 wife, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe xDD young OwO again, x3 the xDD swowd ->_> shouwd >w< end :3 it. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is petter :3 that ^w^ fwiends >_> is x3 the xDD swowd ÚwÚ and >w< end uWu it; -ÚwÚ and there >_> is awso anyothew xDD device uWu in x3 my prain, which -pewadventuwe pwings ÚwÚ goot discretions with :3 it. >_> Thewe >_> is >_> Annye ->_> Page, which >_> is daughter to >_< Mastew ^w^ Geowge >_> Page, which >_> is -OwO pwetty virginity. -x3 SWENDEW. Mistress >_> Annye Page? :33 She >_> has >_> bwown hair, ÚwÚ and -xDD speaks UwU smaww ^.^ wike :3 a uWu woman. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 that fewy ÚwÚ pewson fow aww x3 the orld, >_< as >w< just >_< as xDD you -xDD wiww desire; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seven :3 hundwed uWu pounds of UwU monyeys, ÚwÚ and -^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ siwvew, >_> is her >_> gwandsiwe ;;w;; upon :33 his :3 death's-bed-Got -ÚwÚ dewivew to :3 a >w< joyfuw >w< wesuwwections!-give, when ^.^ she >_> is able to -overtake seventeen years ^-^ owd. ^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ÚwÚ goot >_> motion >_> if ^.^ we -OwO weave UwU ouw UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe :3 a ^.^ mawwiage -^-^ between >_< Mastew Abraham ÚwÚ and Mistress >_> Annye ^.^ Page. -x3 SHAWWOW. Did her >_> gwandsiwe OwO weave her ÚwÚ seven :3 hundwed xDD pound? -EVANS. Ay, ÚwÚ and her >w< fathew >_> is >_< make her :3 a petter penny. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the xDD young uWu gentwewoman; ^.^ she >_> has ÚwÚ good -gifts. -EVANS. ÚwÚ Seven :3 hundwed uWu pounds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ possibiwities, >_> is ÚwÚ goot gifts. -x3 SHAWWOW. xDD Weww, wet >_> us >_> see xDD honyest >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. Is Falstaff -OwO thewe? -EVANS. Shall UwU I tell xDD you :3 a wie? UwU I UwU do >_> despise :3 a liar >_< as UwU I UwU do ->_> despise one :3 that >_> is x3 fawse; ow >_< as UwU I >_> despise one :3 that >_> is nyot -true. uWu The knight Sir John >_> is uWu thewe; x3 and, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, be -^.^ wuwed ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ weww-wiwwews. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; peat x3 the doow fow >_< Mastew -^.^ Page. -[Knocks] What, ^-^ hoa! Got x3 pwess x3 youw ;;w;; house here! -xDD PAGE. :33 [Within] Who's OwO thewe? - -Entew ^.^ PAGE - -EVANS. :3 Hewe >_> is >_< Got's ^-^ pwessing, ÚwÚ and x3 youw fwiend, ÚwÚ and Justice ->w< Shawwow; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe xDD young >_< Mastew Slender, :3 that peradventures -UwU shaww tell xDD you anyothew :33 tawe, >_> if uWu mattews gwow to x3 youw ->w< wikings. -xDD PAGE. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw worships well. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow -x3 my venison, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_< Mastew >_> Page, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see uWu you; much ÚwÚ good UwU do ->w< it x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 heawt! UwU I >w< wish'd x3 youw :33 venyison uWu bettew; >w< it UwU was :33 iww -kill'd. How xDD doth ÚwÚ good Mistress ÚwÚ Page?-and UwU I >_> thank xDD you -awways with x3 my uWu heawt, :33 wa! with x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ^.^ by >w< yea ÚwÚ and no, UwU I xDD do. -xDD PAGE. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ^.^ Swendew. -x3 SWENDEW. How does x3 youw ;;w;; fawwow xDD gweyhound, UwU siw? UwU I heard >_> say -^.^ he UwU was xDD outwun on xDD Cotsaww. -xDD PAGE. ^.^ It couwd nyot be ^w^ judg'd, sir. -x3 SWENDEW. You'll nyot >_> confess, you'ww nyot confess. -x3 SHAWWOW. :33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww not. 'Tis x3 youw fauwt; UwU 'tis x3 youw fauwt; -UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 dog. -xDD PAGE. ^-^ A cur, sir. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Siw, uWu he's :3 a ÚwÚ good dog, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< faiw :33 dog. UwU Can there be -^.^ mowe UwU said? >w< He >_> is UwU good, ÚwÚ and >_< faiw. Is Sir John Falstaff hewe? -xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, ^.^ he >_> is xDD within; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd UwU do :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ office -^-^ between OwO you. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ spoke >_< as :3 a Chwistians ought to >_< speak. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He hath wrong'd uWu me, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. -xDD PAGE. UwU Siw, ^.^ he xDD doth uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt x3 confess :3 it. -x3 SHAWWOW. ;;w;; If >w< it be ;;w;; confessed, >w< it >_> is nyot redressed; >_> is nyot :3 that ->_> so, >_< Mastew Page? >w< He hath wrong'd OwO me; ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he hath; uWu at :3 a -word, ^.^ he :33 hath, ^-^ bewieve OwO me; Robert Shallow, ;;w;; esquiwe, :3 saith -^.^ he >_> is wronged. -xDD PAGE. :3 Hewe x3 comes Sir OwO John. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF, uWu BAWDOWPH, ^.^ NYM, ÚwÚ and PISTOW - ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew Shallow, you'ww :3 compwain of ;;w;; me to -x3 the >_> King? -x3 SHAWWOW. Knyight, xDD you uWu have beaten x3 my men, kill'd x3 my deew, -ÚwÚ and broke open x3 my ;;w;; wodge. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO But nyot >w< kiss'd x3 youw keepew's >w< daughtew. -x3 SHAWWOW. Tut, :3 a pin! ÚwÚ this UwU shaww be ^w^ answew'd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD wiww answew >w< it >_> stwaight: UwU I uWu have donye aww UwU this. -:33 That >_> is nyow ^w^ answew'd. -x3 SHAWWOW. uWu The Counciw UwU shaww ^.^ knyow UwU this. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu 'Twewe xDD bettew fow xDD you >_> if >w< it :3 wewe ÚwÚ knyown uWu in >_> counsew: -you'ww be >_< waugh'd at. -EVANS. :33 Pauca verba, Sir John; ÚwÚ goot UwU wowts. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good >_< wowts! ÚwÚ good ^.^ cabbage! Slender, UwU I broke x3 youw -head; >_> what ;;w;; mattew uWu have xDD you OwO against me? -x3 SWENDEW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have ;;w;; mattew uWu in x3 my >_> head OwO against uWu you; -ÚwÚ and OwO against x3 youw ^.^ cony-catching wascaws, xDD Bawdowph, ;;w;; Nym, -ÚwÚ and Pistol. ^-^ They cawwied ;;w;; me to x3 the >_< tavewn, ÚwÚ and UwU made ;;w;; me -dwunk, ÚwÚ and afterwards pick'd x3 my ^-^ pocket. -BARDOLPH. >_> You Banbuwy ;;w;; cheese! -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. -PISTOL. How now, ^w^ Mephostophiwus! -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, >w< it >_> is nyo :3 mattew. -OwO NYM. uWu Swice, UwU I ;;w;; say! ^w^ pauca, ;;w;; pauca; swice! >w< That's x3 my humouw. -x3 SWENDEW. :3 Whewe's xDD Simpwe, x3 my man? UwU Can xDD you uWu teww, cousin? -EVANS. uWu Peace, UwU I pray OwO you. Now wet >_> us :33 undewstand. >_> Thewe >_> is ->w< thwee umpires uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< mattew, >_< as UwU I undewstand: :3 that ;;w;; is, ->_< Mastew >_> Page, x3 fidewicet >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and there >_> is myself, -x3 fidewicet >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< thwee party ;;w;; is, lastly ÚwÚ and -:3 finyawwy, >_< minye host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. -xDD PAGE. We >w< thwee to hear >w< it ÚwÚ and >w< end >w< it ^-^ between OwO them. -EVANS. Fery goot. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a pwief of >w< it uWu in x3 my note-book; -ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww afterwards >_> owk ;;w;; upon x3 the cause with >_< as great -discweetwy >_< as ^.^ we ;;w;; can. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Pistow! -PISTOL. >w< He x3 heaws with ears. -EVANS. uWu The OwO teviw ÚwÚ and :33 his tam! >_> What phrase >_> is uWu this, ^-^ 'He x3 heaws -with ^.^ eaw'? Why, >w< it >_> is xDD affectations. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Pistow, uWu did xDD you pick >_< Mastew >w< Swendew's :33 puwse? -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ^.^ by these gloves, uWu did ^-^ he-ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might ->_< nyevew come uWu in >_< minye UwU own great x3 chambew again ^w^ ewse!-of -ÚwÚ seven :33 gwoats uWu in mill-sixpences, ÚwÚ and >w< two Edward -shuvw-boawds :3 that >_> cost ;;w;; me >w< two :33 shiwwing ÚwÚ and >w< two uWu pence :3 apiece -of uWu Yead Miller, ^.^ by these >_< gwuvs. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Is ÚwÚ this ^-^ twue, :33 Pistow? -EVANS. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is :3 fawse, >_> if >w< it >_> is :3 a pick-puwse. -PISTOL. >w< Ha, xDD thou mountain-foreigner! Sir John ÚwÚ and >_< mastew ->_> minye, -UwU I :33 combat challenge of ÚwÚ this latten biwbo. -Wowd of denial uWu in >w< thy labras here! -Wowd of >_< denyiaw! Fwoth ÚwÚ and scum, xDD thou liest. -x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ By these gloves, >w< then, uWu 'twas he. -OwO NYM. ^w^ Be ^w^ avis'd, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and pass ÚwÚ good xDD humouws; UwU I xDD wiww >_> say -OwO 'mawwy ^w^ twap' with UwU you, >_> if xDD you >w< wun x3 the nuthook's humouw on -OwO me; :3 that >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ nyote of :3 it. -x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this hat, >w< then, ^.^ he uWu in x3 the red OwO face xDD had uWu it; fow -^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; cannyot remember >_> what UwU I uWu did when xDD you UwU made ;;w;; me -dwunk, yet UwU I ^w^ am nyot ;;w;; awtogethew >w< an ass. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What >_> say UwU you, Scarlet ÚwÚ and ^w^ John? -BARDOLPH. Why, ^w^ siw, fow x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I >_> say x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman xDD had -UwU dwunk >_< himsewf x3 out of :33 his five uWu sentences. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his five x3 senses; >_< fie, >_> what x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowance x3 is! -BARDOLPH. xDD And ^.^ being fap, ^w^ siw, UwU was, >_< as ;;w;; they say, ^-^ cashiew'd; -ÚwÚ and UwU so conclusions :33 pass'd x3 the careers. -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, xDD you x3 spake uWu in ;;w;; Watin xDD then :3 too; >_> but UwU 'tis nyo mattew; -I'll ^w^ nye'ew be UwU dwunk whiwst UwU I ^w^ wive OwO again, >_> but uWu in OwO honyest, -x3 civiw, UwU godwy xDD company, fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ twick. ;;w;; If UwU I be dwunk, I'll be -UwU dwunk with UwU those :3 that uWu have x3 the feaw of :33 God, ÚwÚ and nyot with -^w^ dwunken >_> knyaves. -EVANS. ^w^ So Got ;;w;; udge uWu me, :3 that >_> is :3 a virtuous :33 mind. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You hear aww these uWu mattews deni'd, UwU gentwemen; xDD you -hear :3 it. - -Entew xDD MISTWESS >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE with wine; xDD MISTWESS -uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS PAGE, fowwowing - -xDD PAGE. Nyay, ^w^ daughtew, carry x3 the winye UwU in; we'll ÚwÚ dwink x3 within. -uWu Exit >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE -x3 SWENDEW. x3 O :3 heaven! ÚwÚ this >_> is Mistress >_> Annye ^.^ Page. -xDD PAGE. How now, Mistress ^w^ Fowd! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress :33 Fowd, ^.^ by x3 my troth, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy weww -met; ^.^ by x3 youw weave, ÚwÚ good ^w^ mistwess. ^.^ [Kisses :3 hew] -xDD PAGE. >_< Wife, bid these gentlemen x3 wewcome. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we uWu have :3 a -:3 hot :33 venyison ÚwÚ pasty to uWu dinnyew; come, xDD gentwemen, UwU I UwU hope ^.^ we -UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink down aww unkindnyess. -Exeunt aww >_> but ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD had rather than >w< fowty shiwwings UwU I xDD had x3 my >_< Book of ->_< Songs ÚwÚ and Sonnyets hewe. - -Entew SIMPLE - -How, Simple! Whewe uWu have xDD you been? UwU I ^w^ must wait on -myself, ^w^ must >_< I? >_> You uWu have nyot x3 the >_< Book of Widdwes about UwU you, -uWu have you? -SIMPLE. >_< Book of Riddles! Why, uWu did xDD you nyot xDD wend >w< it to x3 Awice -;;w;; Showtcake ;;w;; upon ^-^ Awwhawwowmas last, :3 a fortnight ^-^ afowe -:33 Michaewmas? -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ coz; come, ÚwÚ coz; ^.^ we xDD stay fow OwO you. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd -with UwU you, ÚwÚ coz; marry, uWu this, :33 coz: there ;;w;; is, >_< as :33 'twewe, :3 a -ÚwÚ tendew, :3 a uWu kind of ÚwÚ tendew, UwU made afaw x3 off ^.^ by Sir ^.^ Hugh hewe. Do -xDD you understand me? -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ^w^ siw, xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me UwU weasonyabwe; >_> if >w< it be >_> so, UwU I -UwU shaww UwU do :3 that :3 that >_> is reason. -x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, >_> but understand x3 me. -x3 SWENDEW. ^w^ So UwU I UwU do, sir. -EVANS. Give ear to :33 his ^.^ motions: >_< Mastew Slender, UwU I xDD wiww -description x3 the ;;w;; mattew to UwU you, >_> if xDD you be ;;w;; capacity of :3 it. -x3 SWENDEW. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as x3 my xDD cousin >_< Shawwow UwU says; UwU I pray -xDD you UwU pawdon OwO me; uWu he's :3 a justice of uWu peace uWu in :33 his country, -:33 simpwe ^w^ though UwU I stand hewe. -EVANS. OwO But :3 that >_> is nyot x3 the x3 question. uWu The ;;w;; question >_> is -UwU concewnying x3 youw marriage. -x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, there's x3 the UwU point, sir. -EVANS. Marry >_> is uWu it; x3 the xDD vewy :33 point of uWu it; to Mistress >_> Annye -^.^ Page. -x3 SWENDEW. Why, >_> if >w< it be >_> so, UwU I xDD wiww marry her ;;w;; upon xDD any -^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ demands. -EVANS. OwO But ^.^ can xDD you :3 affection x3 the >w< oman? Let >_> us ÚwÚ command to -^.^ knyow :3 that of x3 youw xDD mouth ow of x3 youw lips; fow divers philosophers -howd :3 that x3 the lips >_> is parcel of x3 the xDD mouth. >_< Thewefowe, -precisely, ^.^ can xDD you carry x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww to x3 the maid? -x3 SHAWWOW. x3 Cousin Abraham Slender, ^.^ can xDD you wuv OwO hew? -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< as >w< it UwU shaww :33 become one :3 that -^.^ wouwd UwU do reason. -EVANS. Nyay, >_< Got's wowds ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU wadies! xDD you ^w^ must speak ;;w;; possitabwe, ->_> if xDD you ^.^ can carry her x3 youw desiwes uWu towawds her. -x3 SHAWWOW. :33 That xDD you must. Will UwU you, ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ good >_< dowwy, -marry OwO hew? -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 a :33 gweatew ^.^ thing than :3 that ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ wequest, -OwO cousin, uWu in xDD any reason. -x3 SHAWWOW. Nyay, :33 conceive uWu me, :33 conceive uWu me, x3 sweet ÚwÚ coz; >_> what -UwU I UwU do >_> is to :3 pweasuwe UwU you, :3 coz. UwU Can xDD you wuv x3 the maid? -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD wiww marry hew, ^w^ siw, uWu at x3 youw :3 wequest; >_> but >_> if there -be nyo great wuv uWu in x3 the beginnying, yet heaven OwO may :33 decwease ->w< it ;;w;; upon xDD bettew ÚwÚ acquaintance, when ^.^ we OwO awe mawwied ÚwÚ and -uWu have ^.^ mowe ;;w;; occasion to ^.^ knyow one anyothew. UwU I UwU hope ;;w;; upon -:3 famiwiawity xDD wiww gwow ^.^ mowe ^w^ contempt. OwO But >_> if xDD you >_> say -OwO 'mawwy her,' UwU I xDD wiww marry >w< hew; :3 that UwU I ^w^ am freely >_> dissowved, -ÚwÚ and >_> dissowutewy. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a fewy discretion ÚwÚ answew, :3 save x3 the faww >_> is uWu in x3 the -;;w;; owd x3 'dissowutewy': x3 the x3 owt ;;w;; is, accowding to UwU ouw meanying, -^w^ 'wesowutewy'; :33 his meaning >_> is UwU good. -x3 SHAWWOW. Ay, UwU I think x3 my xDD cousin meant well. -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, ow >_> ewse UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might be uWu hang'd, :33 wa! - -^.^ We-entew >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE - -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Hewe x3 comes >w< faiw Mistress ÚwÚ Annye. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe -xDD young fow x3 youw ^w^ sake, Mistress Anne! -ANNE. uWu The dinner >_> is on x3 the table; x3 my >w< fathew desiwes x3 youw ->w< wowships' UwU company. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I xDD wiww wait on :3 him, >w< faiw Mistress Anne! -EVANS. x3 Od's >w< pwessed will! UwU I xDD wiww nyot be >w< absence uWu at x3 the grace. -Exeunt UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS -ANNE. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw :33 wowship to come x3 in, UwU siw? -x3 SWENDEW. :3 Nyo, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD fowsooth, :3 heawtiwy; UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy -well. -ANNE. uWu The dinner ^.^ attends UwU you, sir. -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^-^ a-hungwy, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ fowsooth. ^w^ Go, -sirrah, fow aww xDD you OwO awe x3 my ^w^ man, OwO go wait ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD cousin -:3 Shawwow. ;;w;; [Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE] ^-^ A justice of uWu peace ÚwÚ sometime OwO may -be beholding to :33 his :33 fwiend fow :3 a man. UwU I >_< keep >_> but >w< thwee ;;w;; men -ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; boy ^w^ yet, >w< tiww x3 my mothew be uWu dead. OwO But >_> what UwU though? -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ wike :3 a poor ÚwÚ gentweman born. -ANNE. UwU I OwO may nyot OwO go uWu in ^-^ without x3 youw wowship; ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot -sit >w< tiww xDD you x3 come. -x3 SWENDEW. xDD I' ^w^ faith, I'll eat uWu nyothing; UwU I >_> thank xDD you >_< as much >_< as -^w^ though UwU I ^.^ did. -ANNE. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU wawk ^.^ in. -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD had rather UwU wawk UwU hewe, UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I uWu bwuis'd x3 my -^.^ shin x3 th' othew day with :3 pwaying uWu at xDD swowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ daggew with -:3 a >_< mastew of >w< fence-thwee uWu venyeys fow :3 a ^w^ dish of UwU stew'd ^-^ pwunyes --and, UwU I with x3 my ward x3 defending x3 my head, ^.^ he :3 hot x3 my :33 shin, -x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot abide x3 the smell of :3 hot :3 meat -since. Why UwU do x3 youw ^.^ dogs >_< bawk so? ^w^ Be there bears :33 i' x3 th' ->_< town? -ANNE. UwU I think there awe, siw; UwU I heard them ^w^ tawk'd uWu of. -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I wuv x3 the spowt well; >_> but UwU I UwU shaww >_< as >w< soon ^-^ quawwew uWu at ->w< it >_< as xDD any x3 man uWu in ^w^ Engwand. >_> You OwO awe afraid, >_> if xDD you >_> see x3 the -UwU beaw UwU woose, OwO awe xDD you ^w^ nyot? -ANNE. Ay, :33 indeed, sir. -x3 SWENDEW. >w< That's :3 meat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink to ;;w;; me now. UwU I uWu have :3 seen ->w< Sackewson ;;w;; woose ÚwÚ twenty xDD times, ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 taken ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the -chain; >_> but UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 the x3 women uWu have UwU so cried ÚwÚ and -shriek'd uWu at >w< it :3 that >w< it x3 pass'd; >_> but UwU women, :33 indeed, ;;w;; cannyot -abide >w< 'em; ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD vewy :3 iww-favouw'd OwO wough xDD things. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ PAGE - -xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, ^-^ gentwe >_< Mastew Slender, >_< come; ^.^ we xDD stay fow OwO you. -x3 SWENDEW. I'll eat uWu nyothing, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. -xDD PAGE. ^-^ By >_> cock ÚwÚ and ^-^ pie, xDD you UwU shaww nyot UwU choose, sir! ^.^ Come, -x3 come. -x3 SWENDEW. Nyay, pray xDD you lead x3 the >_> way. -xDD PAGE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, sir. -x3 SWENDEW. Mistress ÚwÚ Annye, >_> youwsewf UwU shaww OwO go fiwst. -ANNE. ÚwÚ Nyot I, siw; pray xDD you >_< keep :3 on. -x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go first; OwO twuwy, :33 wa! UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do -xDD you :3 that wrong. -ANNE. UwU I pray UwU you, sir. -x3 SWENDEW. I'll rather be uWu unmannyewwy than troublesome. >_> You -UwU do >_> youwsewf wrong :33 indeed, :33 wa! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ÚwÚ and SIMPLE - -EVANS. Go x3 youw >w< ways, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask of uWu Doctow >w< Caius' ;;w;; house which ->_> is x3 the way; ÚwÚ and there dwells one Mistress Quickly, which ->_> is uWu in x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 his xDD nyuwse, ow :33 his xDD dwy xDD nyuwse, ow :33 his cook, -ow :33 his UwU waundwy, :33 his OwO washew, ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu wwingew. -SIMPLE. xDD Weww, sir. -EVANS. Nyay, >w< it >_> is petter >_> yet. Give her ÚwÚ this wettew; fow >w< it >_> is :3 a -oman :3 that altogether's >_< acquaintance with Mistress >_> Annye -^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wettew >_> is to ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ and xDD wequiwe her to sowicit -x3 youw xDD mastew's desiwes to Mistress >_> Annye ^.^ Page. UwU I pray xDD you -be ;;w;; gonye. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make >w< an >w< end of x3 my uWu dinnyew; there's xDD pippins -ÚwÚ and :3 cheese to x3 come. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF, x3 HOST, uWu BAWDOWPH, ^.^ NYM, x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and ROBIN - ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mine host of x3 the Garter! -xDD HOST. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my ^.^ buwwy rook? ^w^ Speak xDD schowawwy ÚwÚ and -wisely. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Twuwy, >_< minye >_< host, UwU I ^w^ must turn OwO away x3 some of x3 my -fowwowews. -xDD HOST. Discard, ^.^ buwwy :33 Hewcuwes; >_> cashiew; wet them wag; trot, -;;w;; twot. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I sit uWu at ;;w;; ten uWu pounds :3 a x3 week. -xDD HOST. ^w^ Thou'wt >w< an empewow-Caesaw, Keiser, ÚwÚ and Pheazaw. UwU I -xDD wiww entertain Bardolph; ^.^ he UwU shaww dwaw, ^.^ he UwU shaww :33 tap; uWu said UwU I -weww, ^.^ buwwy Hector? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ good >_< minye >_< host. -xDD HOST. UwU I uWu have spoke; wet ^.^ him x3 fowwow. :33 [To ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] Let ;;w;; me ->_> see uWu thee uWu fwoth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wime. UwU I ^w^ am uWu at :3 a wowd; x3 fowwow. uWu Exit :33 HOST ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Bawdowph, ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. ^-^ A tapster >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ twade; ->w< an ;;w;; owd uWu cwoak x3 makes :3 a x3 nyew jerkin; :3 a :33 withew'd uWu sewving-man :3 a ->w< fwesh tapster. :33 Go; ^w^ adieu. -BARDOLPH. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a >w< wife :3 that UwU I uWu have xDD desiw'd; UwU I xDD wiww :33 thwive. -PISTOL. x3 O UwU base Hungarian wight! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; spigot -^w^ wiewd? uWu Exit ^.^ BAWDOWPH -OwO NYM. >w< He UwU was >_< gotten uWu in ^-^ dwink. Is nyot x3 the humouw xDD conceited? ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I ^w^ am UwU so xDD acquit of ÚwÚ this ^-^ tindew-box: :33 his -uWu thefts :3 wewe ^w^ too >w< open; :33 his ÚwÚ fiwching UwU was ^.^ wike >w< an unskiwfuw -uWu singew-he :33 kept nyot uWu time. -OwO NYM. uWu The ÚwÚ good humouw >_> is to ^.^ steaw uWu at :3 a minyute's rest. -PISTOL. 'Convey' x3 the uWu wise >w< it :33 caww. 'Steal' :3 foh! ^-^ A fico fow x3 the -uWu phwase! ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, sirs, UwU I ^w^ am almost x3 out uWu at xDD heews. -PISTOL. Why, >w< then, wet >_< kibes >_> ensue. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ÚwÚ wemedy; UwU I ^w^ must :33 cony-catch; UwU I ^w^ must ->_> shift. -PISTOL. Young wavens ^w^ must uWu have x3 food. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Which of xDD you ^.^ knyow >_< Fowd of ÚwÚ this >_< town? -PISTOL. UwU I >_< ken x3 the >_> wight; ^.^ he >_> is of ÚwÚ substance UwU good. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My xDD honyest >w< wads, UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you >_> what UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ about. -PISTOL. Two ^.^ yawds, ÚwÚ and more. ->_> FAWSTAFF. No uWu quips now, Pistol. >w< Indeed, UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 the x3 waist ->w< two ^.^ yawds >_> about; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am nyow about nyo :33 waste; UwU I ^w^ am about ->w< thwift. ÚwÚ Bwiefwy, UwU I UwU do >_> mean to >_< make wuv to Ford's :33 wife; UwU I -^w^ spy entewtainment uWu in >w< hew; ^.^ she discourses, ^.^ she uWu cawves, ^.^ she -;;w;; gives x3 the x3 weew of xDD invitation; UwU I ^.^ can construe x3 the uWu action of her -^.^ famiwiaw ^-^ stywe; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO hawdest uWu voice of her behaviour, to be ->_> Engwish'd ÚwÚ wightwy, >_> is ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am Sir John Fawstaff's.' -PISTOL. >w< He hath xDD studied her weww, ÚwÚ and twanswated her xDD wiww x3 out -of honesty x3 into Engwish. -OwO NYM. uWu The ÚwÚ anchow >_> is >_> deep; xDD wiww :3 that humouw xDD pass? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Nyow, x3 the wepowt xDD goes ^.^ she >_> has aww x3 the UwU wuwe of her -husband's purse; ^.^ he hath :3 a wegion of angels. -PISTOL. ;;w;; As UwU many xDD deviws entertain; ÚwÚ and uWu 'To hew, ;;w;; boy,' >_> say ^.^ I. -OwO NYM. uWu The humouw :33 wises; >w< it >_> is good; humouw ;;w;; me x3 the angels. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit ;;w;; me OwO hewe :3 a >_> wettew to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe -anyothew to >_> Page's :3 wife, who even nyow uWu gave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good eyes -:3 too, UwU examin'd x3 my parts with UwU most >_< judicious oeiwwades; -x3 sometimes x3 the ^.^ beam of her x3 view :3 giwded x3 my xDD foot, x3 sometimes x3 my -portly bewwy. -PISTOL. UwU Then uWu did x3 the sun on *teleports behind you* dunghiww shinye. -OwO NYM. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 that humouw. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< O, ^.^ she uWu did UwU so course ^-^ o'ew x3 my extewiows with xDD such -:3 a gweedy intention :3 that x3 the xDD appetite of her ^w^ eye uWu did xDD seem to ->_> scowch ;;w;; me x3 up ^.^ wike :3 a :3 buwnying-gwass! >_> Hewe's anyothew >_> wettew to -her. :33 She bears x3 the >_< puwse :3 too; ^.^ she >_> is :3 a wegion uWu in xDD Guianya, aww -gowd ÚwÚ and x3 bounty. UwU I xDD wiww be cheatews to them xDD both, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they -UwU shaww be >_> exchequews to OwO me; ;;w;; they UwU shaww be x3 my East ÚwÚ and xDD West -Indies, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO twade to them xDD both. ^w^ Go, UwU beaw xDD thou ÚwÚ this ->_> wettew to Mistress ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and xDD thou ÚwÚ this to Mistress x3 Fowd. We -xDD wiww thwive, >w< wads, ^.^ we xDD wiww :33 thwive. -PISTOL. Shall UwU I Sir Pandarus of Twoy xDD become, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 my x3 side ^-^ weaw steel? UwU Then Wucifew OwO take :33 aww! -OwO NYM. UwU I xDD wiww >w< wun nyo UwU base humouw. Here, OwO take x3 the -xDD humouw-wettew; UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep x3 the :33 haviouw of weputation. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 [To >_> WOBIN] UwU Howd, siwwah; UwU beaw xDD you these x3 wettews -;;w;; tightwy; -Sail ^.^ wike x3 my xDD pinnyace to these golden shores. -x3 Wogues, hence, avaunt! :3 vanyish ^.^ wike x3 haiwstonyes, go; -Trudge, plod OwO away :33 i' x3 th' uWu hoof; >_> seek shewtew, ;;w;; pack! -Falstaff xDD wiww :3 weawn x3 the humouw of x3 the >_> age; -OwO Fwench thwift, xDD you xDD wogues; myself, ÚwÚ and UwU skiwted ^.^ page. -Exeunt FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and ROBIN -PISTOL. Let xDD vuwtuwes gripe >w< thy OwO guts! fow gouwd ÚwÚ and fullam -^-^ howds, -xDD And xDD high ÚwÚ and wow beguiwes x3 the rich ÚwÚ and poor; -Tester I'll uWu have uWu in pouch when xDD thou shalt lack, ->w< Base >w< Phwygian Turk! -OwO NYM. UwU I uWu have >_< opewations uWu in x3 my >_> head which be humours of -revenge. -PISTOL. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou revenge? -OwO NYM. ^-^ By welkin ÚwÚ and her staw! -PISTOL. With wit ow steel? -OwO NYM. With both x3 the >_< humouws, ^.^ I. -UwU I xDD wiww discuss x3 the humouw of ÚwÚ this wuv to ^.^ Page. -PISTOL. xDD And UwU I to >_< Fowd UwU shaww eke ^w^ unfowd -How :33 Fawstaff, vawwet ^w^ viwe, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ duv xDD wiww prove, :33 his gowd xDD wiww OwO howd, -xDD And :33 his soft UwU couch ^w^ defiwe. -OwO NYM. OwO My humouw UwU shaww nyot coow; UwU I xDD wiww >w< incense uWu Page to deal -with ÚwÚ poison; UwU I xDD wiww possess ^.^ him with yewwownyess; fow x3 the -;;w;; wevowt of >_< minye >_> is :33 dangewous. :33 That >_> is x3 my true humouw. -PISTOL. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the uWu Maws of malcontents; UwU I second ÚwÚ thee; -troop :3 on. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO DOCTOW >_< CAIUS'S ;;w;; house - -Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKWY, SIMPLE, ÚwÚ and WUGBY - -^-^ QUICKWY. What, John >_> Wugby! UwU I pray uWu thee OwO go to x3 the >_< casement -ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> if xDD you ^.^ can >_> see x3 my ^.^ mastew, >_< Mastew uWu Doctow -Caius, :3 coming. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and find anybody uWu in x3 the -house, OwO hewe xDD wiww be >w< an ;;w;; owd abusing of >_> God's uWu patience ÚwÚ and -x3 the >_< King's Engwish. -RUGBY. I'll OwO go :33 watch. -^-^ QUICKWY. :33 Go; ÚwÚ and we'll uWu have :3 a :33 posset for't >w< soon uWu at night, uWu in -^w^ faith, uWu at x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a >_> sea-coaw >_> fiwe. ;;w;; [Exit >_> WUGBY] ^-^ An -OwO honyest, >_> wiwwing, uWu kind fewwow, >_< as OwO evew xDD sewvant UwU shaww come uWu in -;;w;; house withal; x3 and, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, nyo tell-tale nor nyo -breed-bate; :33 his worst ;;w;; fauwt >_> is :3 that ^.^ he >_> is UwU given to uWu pwayew; ^.^ he >_> is -^-^ something >_> peevish :3 that way; >_> but >w< nyobody >_> but >_> has :33 his fauwt; ->_> but wet :3 that :3 pass. Petew UwU Simpwe xDD you >_> say x3 youw xDD nyame :33 is? -SIMPLE. Ay, fow ;;w;; fauwt of :3 a ^-^ bettew. -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And >_< Mastew >w< Swendew's x3 youw ÚwÚ mastew? -SIMPLE. Ay, ^-^ fowsooth. -^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he nyot ^-^ weaw :3 a great ;;w;; wound UwU beawd, ^.^ wike :3 a -:3 gwuvw's pawing-knyife? -SIMPLE. :3 Nyo, forsooth; ^.^ he hath >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe whey >w< face, with :3 a -xDD wittwe >w< yewwow UwU beawd, :3 a Cain-colour'd :3 beawd. -^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ A :33 softwy-spwighted ^w^ man, >_> is ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? -SIMPLE. Ay, forsooth; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is >_< as ;;w;; taww :3 a x3 man of :33 his ^.^ hands >_< as -xDD any >_> is ^-^ between ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and :33 his head; ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ fought with :3 a ->_< wawwenyew. -^-^ QUICKWY. How >_> say you? >_< O, UwU I >_> shouwd remember ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Does -^.^ he nyot howd x3 up :33 his head, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwut uWu in :33 his ;;w;; gait? -SIMPLE. Yes, :33 indeed, does he. -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD Weww, heaven >_> send >_> Annye uWu Page nyo xDD wowse fortune! -Teww >_< Mastew Pawson ^w^ Evans UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_> what UwU I ^.^ can fow x3 youw -master. >_> Annye >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO giww, ÚwÚ and UwU I wish- - -^.^ We-entew WUGBY - -RUGBY. Out, ^.^ awas! OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my master. -^-^ QUICKWY. We UwU shaww aww be ^-^ shent. OwO Wun uWu in UwU hewe, ÚwÚ good xDD young -xDD man; OwO go x3 into ÚwÚ this >_> cwoset. >_< [Shuts SIMPLE uWu in x3 the ^-^ cwoset] >w< He -xDD wiww nyot xDD stay wong. What, John >_> Wugby! John! x3 what, John, -UwU I ;;w;; say! ^w^ Go, John, OwO go ^.^ inquiwe fow x3 my mastew; UwU I doubt ^.^ he be -nyot weww :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes nyot >_> home. [Singing] -xDD And ;;w;; down, ;;w;; down, UwU adown-a, :33 etc. - -Entew OwO DOCTOW >_> CAIUS - -xDD CAIUS. >_> Vat >_> is xDD you UwU sing? UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ^.^ des toys. >_> Pway UwU you, OwO go -ÚwÚ and >_> vetch ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my cwoset ÚwÚ un OwO boitiew uWu vewt-a OwO box, :3 a :3 gween-a -xDD box. Do intend :3 vat UwU I x3 speak? ^-^ A :3 gween-a xDD box. -^-^ QUICKWY. Ay, xDD fowsooth, I'll :3 fetch >w< it OwO you. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad -^.^ he OwO went nyot uWu in :33 himsewf; >_> if ^.^ he xDD had >_> found x3 the xDD young ^w^ man, -^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been ^-^ hown-mad. -xDD CAIUS. ÚwÚ Fe, >w< fe, ÚwÚ fe UwU fe! ma foi, x3 iw :3 fait x3 fowt chaud. >w< Je ÚwÚ m'en >w< vais :3 a -UwU wa cour-la uWu gwande affaire. -^-^ QUICKWY. Is >w< it uWu this, UwU siw? -xDD CAIUS. ÚwÚ Oui; >_> mette ^.^ we au UwU mon ^-^ pocket: depeche, >w< quickwy. ^.^ Vewe ->_> is ^.^ dat ^-^ knyave, x3 Wugby? -^-^ QUICKWY. What, John x3 Wugby? John! -RUGBY. Here, sir. -xDD CAIUS. >_> You OwO awe John x3 Wugby, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe x3 Jack :33 Wugby. -^.^ Come, take-a x3 youw wapiew, ÚwÚ and come ÚwÚ aftew x3 my OwO heew to x3 the ->_< couwt. -RUGBY. 'Tis :3 weady, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe uWu in x3 the UwU powch. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By x3 my trot, UwU I ^.^ tawwy ^w^ too wong. x3 Od's me! Qu'ai :33 j'oubwie? -;;w;; Dewe >_> is x3 some :33 simpwes uWu in x3 my cwoset ^.^ dat UwU I viww nyot fow x3 the -^w^ vawwd UwU I UwU shaww OwO weave behind. -^-^ QUICKWY. uWu Ay uWu me, he'ww find x3 the xDD young x3 man thewe, ÚwÚ and be -OwO mad! -xDD CAIUS. x3 O diabwe, diable! :3 vat >_> is uWu in x3 my ^-^ cwoset? uWu Viwwainy! wawwon! -UwU [Puwwing SIMPLE out] x3 Wugby, x3 my uWu wapiew! -^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ Good ^.^ mastew, be OwO content. -xDD CAIUS. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU shaww UwU I be >w< content-a? -^-^ QUICKWY. uWu The xDD young x3 man >_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. -xDD CAIUS. >_> What UwU shaww UwU de xDD honyest x3 man UwU do uWu in x3 my ^-^ cwoset? ;;w;; Dewe >_> is -nyo xDD honyest x3 man ^.^ dat UwU shaww come uWu in x3 my >_> cwoset. -^-^ QUICKWY. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, be nyot UwU so >_> phwegmatic; hear x3 the -uWu twuth of :3 it. >w< He ^-^ came of >w< an x3 ewwand to ;;w;; me from Pawson ;;w;; Hugh. -xDD CAIUS. OwO Veww? -SIMPLE. Ay, xDD fowsooth, to ^.^ desiwe her xDD to- -^-^ QUICKWY. uWu Peace, UwU I pray OwO you. -xDD CAIUS. UwU Peace-a x3 youw :33 tongue. ;;w;; Speak-a x3 youw ^-^ tawe. -SIMPLE. ;;w;; To ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ this xDD honyest gentwewoman, x3 youw ;;w;; maid, to -speak :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd to Mistress >_> Annye uWu Page fow x3 my ^.^ mastew, -uWu in x3 the uWu way of marriage. -^-^ QUICKWY. This >_> is all, :33 indeed, :33 wa! >_> but I'll ^w^ nye'ew put x3 my finger -uWu in x3 the ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and >_< nyeed not. -xDD CAIUS. Sir ^.^ Hugh ^-^ send-a you? x3 Wugby, ^w^ baiwwez ;;w;; me x3 some ^.^ papew. -^.^ Tawwy xDD you :3 a little-a-while. :3 [Wwites] -^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ [Aside to ;;w;; SIMPWE] UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ he >_> is UwU so ^.^ quiet; >_> if ^.^ he -xDD had :33 been throughly UwU muvd, xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have heard ^.^ him -UwU so ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and UwU so :3 mewanchowy. OwO But >w< nyotwithstanding, ^w^ man, I'll -UwU do xDD you x3 youw >_< mastew >_> what ÚwÚ good UwU I can; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD vewy >w< yea ÚwÚ and -x3 the nyo ;;w;; is, x3 the OwO Fwench doctor, x3 my >_> mastew-I OwO may caww ^.^ him -x3 my ^.^ mastew, wook UwU you, fow UwU I >_< keep :33 his ^.^ house; ÚwÚ and UwU I ÚwÚ wash, -wring, OwO bwew, xDD bake, UwU scouw, :3 dwess :3 meat ÚwÚ and dwink, >_< make x3 the -:3 beds, ÚwÚ and UwU do aww myself- -SIMPLE. ^-^ [Aside to x3 QUICKWY] 'Tis :3 a great :3 chawge to come -:33 undew one body's >w< hand. -^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ [Aside to ;;w;; SIMPWE] ^w^ Awe xDD you >_> avis'd ^.^ o' ^-^ that? >_> You -UwU shaww find >w< it :3 a great chawge; ÚwÚ and to be x3 up early ÚwÚ and down -late; >_> but UwU nyotwithstanding-to tell xDD you uWu in x3 youw eaw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd -uWu have nyo wowds of ^.^ it-my >_< mastew >_< himsewf >_> is uWu in wuv with -Mistress >_> Annye ^-^ Page; >_> but :3 nyotwithstanding :3 that, UwU I ^.^ knyow -Anne's mind-that's :3 nyeithew OwO hewe nor :33 thewe. -xDD CAIUS. >_> You ^.^ jack'nyape; uWu give-a ÚwÚ this >_> wettew to Sir UwU Hugh; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ->w< it >_> is :3 a shawwenge; UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut :33 his ^.^ twoat uWu in UwU de park; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ->_< teach :3 a ^.^ scuwvy ^-^ jack-a-nyape priest to UwU meddwe ow >_> make. >_> You -OwO may be xDD gonye; >w< it >_> is nyot ÚwÚ good xDD you ^.^ tawwy hewe. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I xDD wiww -:3 cut aww :33 his >w< two ;;w;; stonyes; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot uWu have :3 a stone -to ^-^ thwow uWu at :33 his :33 dog. uWu Exit SIMPLE -^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he xDD speaks >_> but fow :33 his :3 fwiend. -xDD CAIUS. ^.^ It >_> is nyo ;;w;; mattew-a ;;w;; vew ^-^ dat. Do nyot xDD you >w< teww-a ;;w;; me ^.^ dat UwU I -UwU shaww uWu have >_> Annye uWu Page fow myself? ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I viww OwO kiww UwU de x3 Jack -pwiest; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have uWu appointed >_< minye host of UwU de OwO Jawteew to -UwU measuwe UwU ouw >_< weapon. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I xDD wiww mysewf uWu have >_> Annye -^.^ Page. -^-^ QUICKWY. UwU Siw, x3 the >_< maid loves UwU you, ÚwÚ and aww UwU shaww be well. We -^w^ must UwU give folks OwO weave to prate. >_> What x3 the ;;w;; good-yeaw! -xDD CAIUS. x3 Wugby, come to x3 the court with x3 me. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, >_> if UwU I uWu have -nyot >_> Annye >_> Page, UwU I UwU shaww turn x3 youw >_> head x3 out of x3 my UwU doow. -Follow x3 my heews, :33 Wugby. Exeunt >_> CAIUS ÚwÚ and WUGBY -^-^ QUICKWY. >_> You UwU shaww >_< have-An :33 foow's-head of x3 youw own. :3 Nyo, -UwU I ^.^ knyow Anne's ^-^ mind fow :33 that; >_< nyevew :3 a OwO woman uWu in ^-^ Windsow -xDD knyows ^.^ mowe of Anne's ^-^ mind than UwU I do; nor ^.^ can UwU do ^.^ mowe -than UwU I UwU do with hew, UwU I >_> thank UwU heaven. ->_< FENTON. :33 [Within] Who's within OwO thewe? ho! -^-^ QUICKWY. Who's thewe, UwU I trow? :3 Come nyeaw x3 the house, UwU I pray -OwO you. - -Entew FENTON - ->_< FENTON. How now, ÚwÚ good ^w^ woman, >w< how dost thou? -^-^ QUICKWY. uWu The xDD bettew :3 that >w< it x3 pweases x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wowship to -xDD ask. ->_< FENTON. >_> What nyews? How does OwO pwetty Mistress Anne? -^-^ QUICKWY. ^w^ In truth, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is pretty, ÚwÚ and OwO honyest, ÚwÚ and -gentle; ÚwÚ and one :3 that >_> is x3 youw fwiend, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you :3 that ^.^ by -x3 the way; UwU I praise heaven fow :3 it. ->_< FENTON. Shall UwU I UwU do xDD any UwU good, think'st thou? Shall UwU I nyot wose -x3 my suit? -^-^ QUICKWY. Troth, ^w^ siw, aww >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ His ^.^ hands above; >_> but ->w< nyotwithstanding, >_< Mastew Fenton, I'll be sworn on :3 a ^w^ book -^.^ she loves OwO you. :3 Have nyot x3 youw :33 wowship :3 a x3 wawt :33 abuv x3 youw ÚwÚ eye? ->_< FENTON. Yes, marry, uWu have x3 I; >_> what of ^-^ that? -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD Weww, theweby uWu hangs :3 a tale; ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, >w< it >_> is xDD such -anyothew Nan; but, UwU I detest, >w< an xDD honyest >_< maid >_< as OwO evew broke -bread. We xDD had >w< an hour's tawk of :3 that wawt; UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew -laugh >_> but uWu in :3 that maid's ;;w;; company! But, :33 indeed, ^.^ she >_> is -UwU given ^w^ too much to x3 awwichowy ÚwÚ and xDD musing; >_> but fow you-weww, -OwO go ;;w;; to. ->_< FENTON. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU shaww >_> see her ^w^ to-day. UwU Howd, there's monyey -fow ÚwÚ thee; wet ;;w;; me uWu have >w< thy uWu voice uWu in x3 my ^.^ behawf. ;;w;; If xDD thou seest -her >w< befowe uWu me, ÚwÚ commend x3 me. -^-^ QUICKWY. Will >_< I? xDD I' ^w^ faith, :3 that ^.^ we :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww tell x3 youw -:33 wowship ^.^ mowe of x3 the x3 wawt x3 the :3 nyext time ^.^ we uWu have :33 confidence; -ÚwÚ and of othew ÚwÚ wooews. ->_< FENTON. xDD Weww, faweweww; UwU I ^w^ am uWu in great ^.^ haste now. -^-^ QUICKWY. UwU Faweweww to x3 youw UwU wowship. ;;w;; [Exit OwO FENTON] ^-^ Twuwy, ->w< an xDD honyest gentleman; >_> but >_> Annye loves ^.^ him x3 nyot; fow UwU I ^.^ knyow -Anne's ^-^ mind >_< as weww >_< as anyothew does. UwU Out ;;w;; upon :3 't, >_> what -uWu have UwU I OwO fowgot? uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house - -Entew xDD MISTWESS PAGE, with :3 a >_> wettew - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. What! uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ scap'd love-letters uWu in x3 the uWu howiday-time -of x3 my >w< beauty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am UwU I nyow :3 a x3 subject fow them? Let -;;w;; me ^-^ see. [Weads] ->w< 'Ask ;;w;; me nyo reason >w< why UwU I wuv uWu you; fow ^w^ though Wuv use -^w^ Weason fow :33 his x3 pwecisian, ^.^ he ^.^ admits ^.^ him nyot fow :33 his counsellor. ->_> You OwO awe nyot >_> young, nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ am x3 I; OwO go ^.^ to, >w< then, there's -:33 sympathy. >_> You OwO awe >_> mewwy, UwU so ^w^ am x3 I; :33 ha! :33 ha! xDD then there's -^.^ mowe :33 sympathy. >_> You wuv sack, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do x3 I; ^.^ wouwd xDD you -^.^ desiwe xDD bettew sympathy? Let >w< it x3 suffice ÚwÚ thee, Mistress uWu Page -uWu at x3 the least, >_> if x3 the wuv of soldier ^.^ can >_> suffice-that UwU I wuv -thee. UwU I xDD wiww nyot say, x3 Pity ;;w;; me: UwU 'tis nyot :3 a uWu sowdiew-wike ÚwÚ phwase; ->_> but UwU I say, Wuv x3 me. ^-^ By uWu me, -OwO Thinye UwU own true UwU knyight, -^-^ By day ow night, -:33 Ow xDD any uWu kind of wight, -With aww :33 his xDD might, -For uWu thee to x3 fight, ->_< JOHN :3 FAWSTAFF.' ->_> What :3 a OwO Hewod of ^-^ Jewwy >_> is x3 this! x3 O wicked, wicked ;;w;; wowwd! -x3 Onye :3 that >_> is ^w^ weww-nyigh wown to uWu pieces with age to x3 show ->_< himsewf :3 a xDD young ^w^ gawwant! >_> What >w< an ^w^ unweighed >_> behaviouw -hath ÚwÚ this Flemish drunkard ^w^ pick'd-with x3 the >_> deviw's xDD nyame! --out of x3 my UwU convewsation, :3 that ^.^ he x3 dawes uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mannyew -OwO assay me? Why, ^.^ he hath nyot :33 been thrice uWu in x3 my ;;w;; company! ->_> What >_> shouwd UwU I >_> say to him? UwU I UwU was xDD then ÚwÚ fwugaw of x3 my mirth. -uWu Heaven :33 fowgive me! Why, I'll exhibit :3 a >_> biww uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pawwiament -fow x3 the ^.^ putting down of ^.^ men. How UwU shaww UwU I be -^w^ weveng'd on him? fow ^w^ weveng'd UwU I xDD wiww be, >_< as >_< suwe >_< as :33 his :33 guts -OwO awe UwU made of puddings. - -Entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD - -:33 MWS. FORD. Mistress :33 Page! :33 twust uWu me, UwU I UwU was x3 going to x3 youw -ÚwÚ house. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ And, :33 twust uWu me, UwU I UwU was xDD coming to OwO you. >_> You wook -xDD vewy ill. -:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, I'll ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ bewieve :33 that; UwU I uWu have to x3 show to -x3 the ^.^ contwawy. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Faith, >_> but xDD you UwU do, uWu in x3 my :33 mind. -:33 MWS. FORD. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU do, :33 then; ^w^ yet, UwU I say, UwU I couwd x3 show xDD you to -x3 the ^.^ contwawy. x3 O Mistress >_> Page, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 some :3 counsew. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, x3 woman? -:33 MWS. FORD. x3 O ^w^ woman, >_> if >w< it :3 wewe nyot fow one ^w^ twifwing wespect, -UwU I couwd come to xDD such ^-^ honyouw! -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Hang x3 the :33 twifwe, >_< woman; OwO take x3 the honyouw. >_> What ->_> is :33 it? x3 Dispense with trifles; >_> what >_> is :33 it? -:33 MWS. FORD. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> but OwO go to heww fow >w< an xDD etewnyaw x3 moment -ow >_> so, UwU I couwd be knyighted. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. What? ^.^ Thou liest. Sir x3 Awice ^w^ Fowd! ;;w;; These :3 knyights -xDD wiww :33 hack; ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD thou shouwdst nyot x3 awtew x3 the uWu awticwe of >w< thy ->_> gentwy. -:33 MWS. FORD. We buwn daywight. Here, wead, ÚwÚ wead; >_> pewceive ->w< how UwU I ^w^ might be knyighted. UwU I UwU shaww think x3 the xDD wowse of :33 fat -;;w;; men >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I uWu have >w< an ^w^ eye to >_< make ^.^ diffewence of men's -x3 wiking. xDD And yet ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot :33 sweaw; UwU pwais'd x3 women's -OwO modesty, ÚwÚ and uWu gave xDD such ^w^ owdewwy ÚwÚ and :3 weww-behaved >_< wepwoof -to aww uWu uncomewinyess :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have sworn :33 his uWu disposition -^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> gonye to x3 the uWu twuth of :33 his words; >_> but ;;w;; they UwU do nyo -^.^ mowe ÚwÚ adhewe ÚwÚ and >_< keep :33 pwace togethew than x3 the :33 Hundwedth -Psalm to x3 the tune of 'Greensleeves.' >_> What ÚwÚ tempest, UwU I trow, -OwO thwew ÚwÚ this :33 whawe, with UwU so UwU many UwU tuns of oiw uWu in :33 his bewwy, -ashore uWu at ^-^ Windsow? How UwU shaww UwU I be wevenged on him? UwU I -think x3 the best uWu way :3 wewe to entertain ^.^ him with hope, >w< tiww -x3 the wicked fire of lust uWu have mewted ^.^ him uWu in :33 his UwU own ^w^ gwease. -Did xDD you OwO evew hear x3 the ^.^ wike? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> Wettew fow letter, >_> but :3 that x3 the xDD nyame of uWu Page ÚwÚ and ->_< Fowd ^w^ diffews. ;;w;; To >w< thy great uWu comfowt uWu in ÚwÚ this mystery of :33 iww -opinions, hewe's x3 the :33 twin-bwothew of >w< thy wettew; >_> but wet ^.^ thinye -x3 inhewit ÚwÚ fiwst, for, UwU I protest, >_< minye >_< nyevew >_< shaww. UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ he -hath :3 a thousand of these letters, ^-^ wwit with ;;w;; bwank xDD space fow -different names-sure, more!-and these OwO awe of x3 the second -edition. >w< He xDD wiww pwint ÚwÚ them, x3 out of doubt; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ cawes nyot ->_> what ^.^ he puts x3 into x3 the x3 pwess when ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd put >_> us UwU two. UwU I -xDD had rather be :3 a xDD giantess ÚwÚ and >_< wie :33 undew ^-^ Mount >w< Pewion. xDD Weww, -UwU I xDD wiww find xDD you ÚwÚ twenty OwO wascivious >_> tuwtwes ere one >w< chaste -man. -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the xDD vewy >w< same; x3 the xDD vewy uWu hand, x3 the -xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowds. >_> What xDD doth ^.^ he think of us? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me almost ready to -wrangle with >_< minye UwU own x3 honyesty. I'll entertain mysewf ^.^ wike -one :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> acquainted withal; for, x3 suwe, ^w^ unwess ^.^ he -^.^ knyow x3 some ;;w;; stwain uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot myself, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ->_< nyevew uWu have boawded ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD fuwy. -:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ 'Boawding' caww xDD you :33 it? I'll be >_< suwe to >_< keep ^.^ him -:33 abuv x3 deck. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ So xDD wiww x3 I; >_> if ^.^ he come :33 undew x3 my :33 hatches, I'll >_< nyevew -to sea ;;w;; again. :3 Wet's be ^w^ weveng'd on him; >_> wet's ÚwÚ appoint ^.^ him :3 a -meeting, UwU give ^.^ him :3 a x3 show of uWu comfowt uWu in :33 his ^.^ suit, ÚwÚ and lead -^.^ him on with :3 a UwU finye-baited delay, >w< tiww ^.^ he hath :3 pawn'd :33 his -:3 howses to >_< minye host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. -:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww >_< consent to ;;w;; act xDD any xDD viwwainy OwO against -^.^ him :3 that OwO may nyot uWu suwwy x3 the :3 chawinyess of UwU ouw x3 honyesty. x3 O -:3 that x3 my :33 husband saw ÚwÚ this letter! ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd UwU give xDD etewnyaw OwO food -to :33 his ÚwÚ jeawousy. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, wook :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 man -:3 too; uWu he's >_< as uWu faw from ^.^ jeawousy >_< as UwU I ^w^ am from ^.^ giving ^.^ him -cause; ÚwÚ and :3 that, UwU I hope, >_> is >w< an unmeasurable ^-^ distance. -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> You OwO awe x3 the uWu happiew uWu woman. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Wet's >_< consuwt togethew OwO against ÚwÚ this ^-^ gweasy knyight. -:3 Come hithew. ^w^ [They >_> wetiwe] - -Entew uWu FOWD with x3 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE with >w< Nym - -FORD. xDD Weww, UwU I UwU hope >w< it be nyot :3 so. -PISTOL. ;;w;; Hope >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ cuwtaw dog uWu in x3 some x3 affaiws. -Sir John >_< affects >w< thy x3 wife. -FORD. Why, ^w^ siw, x3 my >w< wife >_> is nyot ^w^ young. -PISTOL. >w< He OwO woos both xDD high ÚwÚ and low, both rich ÚwÚ and OwO poow, -UwU Both xDD young ÚwÚ and :3 owd, one with another, Ford; ->w< He loves x3 the gallimaufry. :33 Fowd, :33 pewpend. -FORD. Wuv x3 my wife! -PISTOL. With wivew ^.^ buwnying xDD hot. ^w^ Pwevent, ow OwO go UwU thou, -Wike Sir >w< Actaeon xDD he, with >_> Wingwood uWu at >w< thy xDD heews. ->_< O, uWu odious >_> is x3 the xDD nyame! -FORD. >_> What :33 nyame, UwU siw? -PISTOL. uWu The >_< hown, UwU I :3 say. uWu Faweweww. -^.^ Take ^-^ heed, uWu have open >_< eye, fow thieves UwU do :33 foot ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; -^.^ Take ^-^ heed, ere ^-^ summew ;;w;; comes, ow ;;w;; cuckoo xDD biwds UwU do ;;w;; sing. -:33 Away, Sir ^w^ Cowpowaw >_< Nym. -:3 Bewieve :33 it, ^-^ Page; ^.^ he xDD speaks ÚwÚ sense. uWu Exit PISTOW -FORD. :3 [Aside] UwU I xDD wiww be UwU patient; UwU I xDD wiww find x3 out UwU this. -OwO NYM. :33 [To xDD PAGE] xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is true; UwU I ^.^ wike nyot x3 the humouw of -^.^ wying. >w< He hath ;;w;; wwonged ;;w;; me uWu in x3 some xDD humouws; UwU I >_> shouwd -uWu have :3 bownye x3 the UwU humouw'd >_> wettew to >w< hew; >_> but UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu swowd, -ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww ^-^ bite ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; nyecessity. >w< He loves x3 youw :33 wife; -there's x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the wong. -OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Cowpowaw Nym; UwU I :3 speak, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ avouch; -'Tis true. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ;;w;; Nym, ÚwÚ and Falstaff loves x3 youw x3 wife. -ÚwÚ Adieu! UwU I wuv nyot x3 the humouw of ^.^ bwead ÚwÚ and >_< cheese; ÚwÚ and -there's x3 the humouw of :3 it. uWu Adieu. uWu Exit >w< Nym -xDD PAGE. 'The humouw of xDD it,' quoth 'a! >_> Hewe's :3 a fewwow ^-^ fwights -:3 Engwish x3 out of :33 his wits. -FORD. UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek x3 out >w< Fawstaff. -xDD PAGE. UwU I >_< nyevew heard xDD such :3 a >_< dwawwing, ^.^ affecting wogue. -FORD. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do find it-well. -xDD PAGE. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bewieve xDD such :3 a >w< Cataian ^w^ though x3 the priest ^.^ o' -x3 th' :33 town :33 commended ^.^ him fow :3 a true man. -FORD. >_< 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ good ^-^ sensibwe UwU fewwow. ^-^ Weww. - -xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD come forward - -xDD PAGE. How now, :33 Meg! -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 Whithew OwO go UwU you, ÚwÚ Geowge? ^.^ Hawk OwO you. -:33 MWS. FORD. How now, x3 sweet :33 Fwank, >w< why awt xDD thou >_> mewanchowy? -FORD. UwU I mewanchowy! UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 mewanchowy. >_< Get xDD you ÚwÚ home; -ÚwÚ go. -:33 MWS. FORD. Faith, xDD thou x3 hast x3 some ^-^ cwotchets uWu in >w< thy >_> head now. -Will xDD you x3 go, Mistress Page? - -Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Have with OwO you. You'll come to xDD dinnyew, ÚwÚ Geowge? -^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. FORD] Wook who x3 comes ;;w;; yondew; ^.^ she UwU shaww -be UwU ouw :3 messengew to ÚwÚ this paltry knyight. -:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. xDD PAGE] Twust uWu me, UwU I xDD thought on ->w< hew; ^.^ she'ww ;;w;; fit :3 it. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> You OwO awe come to >_> see x3 my daughter Anne? -^-^ QUICKWY. Ay, forsooth; x3 and, UwU I pray, >w< how does ÚwÚ good Mistress Anne? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Go uWu in with >_> us ÚwÚ and see; ^.^ we uWu have >w< an hour's tawk -with OwO you. Exeunt xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and -xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY -xDD PAGE. How now, >_< Mastew ^w^ Fowd! -FORD. >_> You heard >_> what ÚwÚ this x3 knyave told uWu me, uWu did xDD you ^w^ nyot? -xDD PAGE. Yes; ÚwÚ and xDD you heard >_> what x3 the othew told me? -FORD. Do xDD you think there >_> is uWu twuth uWu in them? -xDD PAGE. Hang 'em, OwO swaves! UwU I UwU do nyot think x3 the knight ^.^ wouwd offer uWu it; ->_> but these :3 that ;;w;; accuse ^.^ him uWu in :33 his :3 intent uWu towawds UwU ouw -;;w;; wives OwO awe :3 a x3 yoke of :33 his ^.^ discawded ÚwÚ men; xDD vewy ;;w;; wogues, nyow -;;w;; they be x3 out of service. -FORD. ^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they :33 his men? -xDD PAGE. OwO Mawwy, :3 wewe OwO they. -FORD. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it >_< nyevew x3 the xDD bettew fow x3 that. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he >_< wie uWu at x3 the -:33 Gawtew? -xDD PAGE. Ay, marry, does he. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> shouwd intend ÚwÚ this ^w^ voyage -toward x3 my :3 wife, UwU I ^.^ wouwd turn her ;;w;; woose to him; ÚwÚ and >_> what -^.^ he :33 gets ^.^ mowe of her than ^-^ shawp wowds, wet >w< it >_< wie on x3 my >_> head. -FORD. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ misdoubt x3 my :33 wife; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd be loath to -turn them together. ^-^ A x3 man OwO may be ^w^ too :33 confident. UwU I ^.^ wouwd -uWu have >_< nyothing >_< wie on x3 my >_> head. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be OwO thus xDD satisfied. - -Entew :33 HOST - -xDD PAGE. Wook :3 whewe x3 my ranting host of x3 the >w< Gawtew ^w^ comes. ->_> Thewe >_> is xDD eithew liquor uWu in :33 his OwO pate ow monyey uWu in :33 his >_< puwse -when ^.^ he :33 wooks UwU so merrily. How now, >_< minye >w< host! -xDD HOST. How now, ^.^ buwwy wook! ^w^ Thou'wt :3 a :3 gentweman. :33 [To -UwU SHAWWOW ^.^ fowwowing] Cavaleiro x3 Justice, UwU I :3 say. - -Entew UwU SHAWWOW - -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I follow, >_< minye >_< host, UwU I x3 fowwow. ^-^ Good even ÚwÚ and -twenty, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew :33 Page! >_< Mastew >_> Page, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with -us? We uWu have spowt uWu in >w< hand. -xDD HOST. Teww :3 him, Cavaleiro Justice; tell :3 him, ^.^ buwwy wook. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU Siw, there >_> is :3 a >w< fway to be ÚwÚ fought ^-^ between Sir ^.^ Hugh -x3 the x3 Wewsh priest ÚwÚ and :3 Caius x3 the OwO Fwench doctow. -FORD. ^-^ Good >_< minye host ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ Gawtew, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -xDD HOST. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my ^.^ buwwy rook? ^w^ [They OwO go aside] -x3 SHAWWOW. :33 [To xDD PAGE] Will xDD you OwO go with >_> us to behowd :33 it? OwO My -^.^ mewwy host hath xDD had x3 the measuring of uWu theiw uWu weapons; x3 and, -UwU I >_< think, hath uWu appointed them :33 contwawy >_> pwaces; for, ^-^ bewieve -uWu me, UwU I hear x3 the parson >_> is nyo ^w^ jestew. Hawk, UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you ->_> what UwU ouw spowt UwU shaww >w< be. ^w^ [They convewse apart] -xDD HOST. Hast xDD thou nyo >_> suit OwO against x3 my UwU knyight, x3 my >_> guest-cavaweiwo. -FORD. ÚwÚ Nyonye, UwU I OwO pwotest; >_> but I'll UwU give xDD you :3 a pottle of burnt -^-^ sack to UwU give ;;w;; me >_> wecouwse to :3 him, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him x3 my xDD nyame >_> is -OwO Bwook-onwy fow :3 a ;;w;; jest. -xDD HOST. OwO My uWu hand, bully; xDD thou shalt uWu have ;;w;; egwess ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wegwess- -uWu said UwU I >w< weww?-and >w< thy xDD nyame UwU shaww be Brook. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^.^ mewwy -knyight. Will xDD you x3 go, ^w^ Mynheews? -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Have with UwU you, >_< minye >_< host. -xDD PAGE. UwU I uWu have heard x3 the OwO Fwenchman hath ÚwÚ good :3 skiww uWu in :33 his -wapiew. -x3 SHAWWOW. Tut, ^w^ siw, UwU I couwd uWu have told xDD you more. ^w^ In these -times xDD you stand on ÚwÚ distance, x3 youw ^-^ passes, xDD stoccadoes, ÚwÚ and -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. 'Tis x3 the uWu heawt, >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; UwU 'tis UwU hewe, -UwU 'tis hewe. UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the time with x3 my ^-^ wong xDD swowd UwU I ^.^ wouwd -uWu have UwU made xDD you fouw ;;w;; taww ^w^ fewwows UwU skip ^.^ wike wats. -xDD HOST. Here, boys, UwU hewe, here! Shall ^.^ we >w< wag? -xDD PAGE. :3 Have with OwO you. UwU I xDD had rather hear them scold than -^w^ fight. Exeunt aww >_> but uWu FOWD -FORD. ;;w;; Though uWu Page be :3 a ^.^ secuwe x3 foow, ÚwÚ and >w< stands UwU so x3 fiwmwy on -:33 his ^w^ wife's fwaiwty, yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot put x3 off x3 my opinyion UwU so -easily. :33 She UwU was uWu in :33 his >_< company uWu at >_> Page's house, ÚwÚ and >_> what -;;w;; they UwU made there UwU I ^.^ knyow not. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww wook further x3 into -:3 't, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD disguise to >_> sound >w< Fawstaff. ;;w;; If UwU I find her -OwO honyest, UwU I wose nyot x3 my ^w^ wabouw; >_> if ^.^ she be :33 othewwise, UwU 'tis labour -weww x3 bestowed. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and PISTOW - ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD wend uWu thee :3 a penny. -PISTOL. UwU I xDD wiww xDD wetowt x3 the >w< sum uWu in OwO equipage. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a penny. -PISTOL. Why, xDD then x3 the OwO wowwd's >_< minye oyster. >_< Which UwU I with -xDD swowd xDD wiww open. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a penny. UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU content, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_> shouwd -uWu way x3 my >_< countenyance to ÚwÚ pawn. UwU I uWu have :3 gwated ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ good -^w^ fwiends fow >w< thwee reprieves fow xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw coach-fellow, -Nym; ow >_> ewse xDD you xDD had >_> wook'd ^w^ thwough x3 the xDD gwate, ^.^ wike :3 a -geminy of :3 baboons. UwU I ^w^ am damn'd uWu in heww fow swearing to -gentlemen x3 my ^w^ fwiends xDD you :3 wewe ÚwÚ good ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; taww UwU fewwows; -ÚwÚ and when Mistress :33 Bwidget wost x3 the handle of her ;;w;; fan, -UwU I >_> took 't ;;w;; upon >_< minye honour xDD thou >w< hadst >w< it not. -PISTOL. ;;w;; Didst nyot xDD thou :33 shawe? UwU Hadst xDD thou nyot >_< fifteen ÚwÚ pence? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Weason, xDD you :33 wogue, reason. x3 Think'st xDD thou I'll -x3 endangew x3 my :3 souw gwatis? At :3 a word, ^w^ hang nyo ^.^ mowe about uWu me, -UwU I ^w^ am nyo x3 gibbet fow OwO you. uWu Go-a showt knyife ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 thwong!- -to x3 youw ^-^ manyow of OwO Pickt-hatch; ÚwÚ go. You'll nyot UwU beaw :3 a >_> wettew -fow uWu me, xDD you UwU wogue! >_> You stand ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! Why, -xDD thou OwO unconfinyabwe UwU basenyess, >w< it >_> is >_< as much >_< as UwU I ^.^ can UwU do to ->_< keep x3 the terms of x3 my honour x3 pwecise. I, I, UwU I mysewf ->_< sometimes, xDD weaving x3 the feaw of ^w^ God on x3 the left uWu hand, ÚwÚ and OwO hiding ->_< minye honour uWu in x3 my necessity, ^w^ am >_> fain to shuffwe, to ÚwÚ hedge, -ÚwÚ and to x3 wuwch; ÚwÚ and yet UwU you, :33 wogue, xDD wiww :33 ensconce x3 youw ^w^ wags, -x3 youw :3 cat-a-mountain looks, x3 youw >_> wed-wattice xDD phwases, ÚwÚ and -x3 youw bowd-beating oaths, :33 undew x3 the ÚwÚ shewtew of x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! ->_> You xDD wiww nyot UwU do :33 it, you! -PISTOL. UwU I UwU do relent; >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD thou ^.^ mowe of man? - -Entew ROBIN - -ROBIN. UwU Siw, hewe's :3 a OwO woman ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let her ;;w;; appwoach. - -Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY - -^-^ QUICKWY. Give x3 youw :33 wowship ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good x3 wife. -^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw UwU wowship. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good ;;w;; maid, UwU then. -^-^ QUICKWY. I'll be ^-^ swown; -;;w;; As x3 my mothew UwU was, x3 the xDD fiwst >_> houw UwU I UwU was born. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve x3 the ^w^ sweawew. >_> What with me? -^-^ QUICKWY. Shall UwU I x3 vouchsafe x3 youw :33 wowship :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow ÚwÚ two? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Two ;;w;; thousand, >w< faiw >_< woman; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 vouchsafe -uWu thee x3 the ;;w;; heawing. -^-^ QUICKWY. >_> Thewe >_> is one Mistress :33 Fowd, ^-^ siw-I pray, come :3 a xDD wittwe -nyeawew ÚwÚ this uWu ways. UwU I mysewf dwell with >_< Mastew uWu Doctow -^w^ Caius. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, on: Mistress :33 Fowd, xDD you UwU say- -^-^ QUICKWY. uWu Youw :33 wowship ;;w;; says xDD vewy true. UwU I pray x3 youw :33 wowship -come :3 a xDD wittwe nyeawew ÚwÚ this uWu ways. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I :33 wawwant uWu thee >w< nyobody :3 heaws-minye UwU own >_> peopwe, ->_< minye UwU own ^-^ peopwe. -^-^ QUICKWY. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they so? ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and >_< make them :33 his -:33 sewvants! ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Weww; Mistress :33 Fowd, >_> what of OwO hew? -^-^ QUICKWY. Why, ^w^ siw, ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD cweatuwe. Wowd, Wowd, x3 youw -^w^ wowship's :3 a wanton! xDD Weww, heaven :33 fowgive UwU you, ÚwÚ and aww of -us, UwU I pway. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress Ford; come, Mistress Ford- -^-^ QUICKWY. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ wong of >w< it: xDD you -uWu have ^.^ bwought her x3 into xDD such :3 a ;;w;; canyawies >_< as UwU 'tis wondewfuw. -uWu The best couwtiew of them all, when x3 the court uWu way uWu at ^w^ Windsow, -couwd >_< nyevew uWu have ^.^ bwought her to xDD such :3 a uWu canyawy. ÚwÚ Yet -there >_> has :33 been knights, ÚwÚ and wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, with -uWu theiw ^-^ coaches; UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, :33 coach ÚwÚ aftew x3 coach, >_> wettew ÚwÚ aftew -letter, ^w^ gift ÚwÚ aftew uWu gift; smewwing UwU so sweetwy, aww ^-^ musk, ÚwÚ and UwU so -OwO wushwing, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu in OwO siwk ÚwÚ and x3 gowd; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such ^-^ awwigant -:33 tewms; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such winye ÚwÚ and ^-^ sugaw of x3 the best ÚwÚ and x3 the -uWu faiwest, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ won xDD any xDD woman's heawt; ÚwÚ and UwU I -:33 wawwant UwU you, ;;w;; they couwd >_< nyevew get >w< an OwO eye-wink of her. -UwU I xDD had mysewf ÚwÚ twenty ^-^ angews UwU given ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this morning; >_> but UwU I -^.^ defy aww angews, uWu in xDD any xDD such sort, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >_> but uWu in x3 the -uWu way of honyesty; x3 and, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ;;w;; they couwd >_< nyevew get -her UwU so much >_< as >_< sip on :3 a >w< cup with x3 the OwO pwoudest of them aww; -ÚwÚ and yet there >_> has :33 been eawws, x3 nyay, which >_> is >_> mowe, -^.^ pensionyews; but, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, aww >_> is one with her. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO But >_> what ;;w;; says ^.^ she to me? ^w^ Be ^-^ bwief, x3 my ÚwÚ good she- -;;w;; Mewcuwy. -^-^ QUICKWY. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ she hath weceiv'd x3 youw wettew; fow x3 the -which ^.^ she thanks xDD you :3 a thousand x3 times; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; gives xDD you -to ÚwÚ nyotify :3 that her :33 husband xDD wiww be >w< absence from :33 his ;;w;; house -^-^ between ;;w;; ten ÚwÚ and eweven. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Ten ÚwÚ and uWu eweven? -^-^ QUICKWY. Ay, forsooth; ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD you OwO may come ÚwÚ and >_> see -x3 the >_< pictuwe, ^.^ she says, :3 that xDD you uWu wot uWu of. >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, her -^.^ husband, xDD wiww be from >_> home. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the x3 sweet OwO woman weads ->w< an :33 iww >w< wife with x3 him! He's :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ jeawousy xDD man; ^.^ she weads :3 a -xDD vewy :3 fwampowd >w< wife with :3 him, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; heawt. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu Ten ÚwÚ and eweven. Woman, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< hew; UwU I -xDD wiww nyot fail her. -^-^ QUICKWY. Why, xDD you >_> say well. OwO But UwU I uWu have anyothew :3 messengew -to x3 youw UwU wowship. Mistress uWu Page hath her x3 heawty commendations -to xDD you :3 too; ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me tell xDD you uWu in x3 youw eaw, ^w^ she's >_< as -fawtuous :3 a ÚwÚ civiw :3 modest :3 wife, ÚwÚ and one, UwU I tell UwU you, :3 that xDD wiww -nyot ;;w;; miss xDD you mownying nor x3 evenying prayer, >_< as xDD any >_> is uWu in -^w^ Windsow, ÚwÚ whoe'ew be x3 the >w< othew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me tell x3 youw -:33 wowship :3 that her :33 husband >_> is seldom from ^.^ home, >_> but ^.^ she -hopes there xDD wiww come :3 a uWu time. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew :3 a OwO woman UwU so ->_> dote ;;w;; upon :3 a ^w^ man: x3 suwewy UwU I think xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ chawms, :33 wa! Yes, -uWu in truth. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Nyot I, UwU I :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee; >w< setting x3 the UwU attwaction of x3 my -ÚwÚ good parts ÚwÚ aside, UwU I uWu have nyo othew :3 chawms. -^-^ QUICKWY. Blessing on x3 youw >_< heawt fow ÚwÚ 't! ->_> FAWSTAFF. But, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, tell ;;w;; me :33 this: >_> has Ford's >w< wife ÚwÚ and ->_> Page's >w< wife >_> acquainted >_< each othew >w< how ;;w;; they wuv me? -^-^ QUICKWY. :33 That :3 wewe :3 a xDD jest ^w^ indeed! ^-^ They uWu have nyot UwU so xDD wittwe -gwace, UwU I >_< hope-that :3 wewe :3 a twick ^w^ indeed! OwO But Mistress uWu Page -^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe xDD you to >_> send her x3 youw xDD wittwe page of aww :3 wuvs. -:3 Hew :33 husband >_> has :3 a marvellous :3 infection to x3 the xDD wittwe ^-^ page; -ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy >_< Mastew uWu Page >_> is >w< an xDD honyest man. xDD Nyevew :3 a >w< wife uWu in -^-^ Windsow weads :3 a xDD bettew >w< wife than ^.^ she :3 does; UwU do >_> what ^.^ she :33 wiww, ->_> say >_> what ^.^ she :33 wiww, OwO take all, x3 pay all, OwO go to x3 bed when ^.^ she -wist, rise when ^.^ she wist, aww >_> is >_< as ^.^ she :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy ^.^ she ->_> desewves uWu it; fow >_> if there be :3 a uWu kind OwO woman uWu in ^w^ Windsow, ^.^ she ->_> is onye. >_> You ^w^ must >_> send her x3 youw ^-^ page; nyo UwU wemedy. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Why, UwU I :33 wiww. -^-^ QUICKWY. Nyay, >_> but UwU do UwU so :33 then; x3 and, wook UwU you, ^.^ he OwO may come -ÚwÚ and OwO go ^-^ between xDD you both; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD any case uWu have :3 a -nyay-wowd, :3 that xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow one another's UwU mind, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; boy ->_< nyevew >_< nyeed to understand xDD any >_> thing; fow UwU 'tis nyot ÚwÚ good :3 that -x3 chiwdwen >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow xDD any ^w^ wickednyess. ^-^ Owd >_< fowks, xDD you -knyow, uWu have discretion, >_< as ;;w;; they say, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow x3 the wowwd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to them xDD both. ->_> Thewe's x3 my purse; UwU I ^w^ am yet >w< thy ÚwÚ debtow. :33 Boy, OwO go :3 awong with -ÚwÚ this uWu woman. UwU [Exeunt QUICKLY ÚwÚ and >_> WOBIN] This nyews -UwU distwacts x3 me. -PISTOL. :3 [Aside] This :3 punk >_> is one of uWu Cupid's carriers; -Clap on ^.^ mowe ^w^ saiws; puwsue; x3 up with x3 youw fights; -Give x3 fiwe; ^.^ she >_> is x3 my :33 pwize, ow xDD ocean whelm them :33 aww! uWu Exit ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Say'st xDD thou >_> so, ;;w;; owd Jack; OwO go >w< thy x3 ways; I'll >_< make -^.^ mowe of >w< thy ;;w;; owd >w< body than UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. Will ;;w;; they yet wook -ÚwÚ aftew thee? ;;w;; Wiwt UwU thou, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the expense of UwU so much monyey, -be nyow :3 a gainer? ^-^ Good ;;w;; body, UwU I >_> thank thee. Let them >_> say -UwU 'tis grossly donye; UwU so >w< it be ^.^ faiwwy :33 donye, nyo :3 mattew. - -Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -BARDOLPH. Sir John, there's one >_< Mastew Brook bewow ^.^ wouwd ->_> fain speak with UwU you, ÚwÚ and be >_> acquainted with uWu you; ÚwÚ and hath -sent x3 youw :33 wowship :3 a ;;w;; moming's ^w^ dwaught of :33 sack. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Brook >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? -BARDOLPH. Ay, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him ^.^ in. ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] >w< Such Bwooks OwO awe -wewcome to uWu me, :3 that ^.^ o'ewfwows xDD such ^.^ wiquow. xDD Ah, :33 ha! Mistress ->_< Fowd ÚwÚ and Mistress >_> Page, uWu have UwU I ^w^ encompass'd you? Go >w< to; -ÚwÚ via! - -^.^ We-entew uWu BAWDOWPH, with uWu FOWD disguised - -FORD. :3 Bwess UwU you, sir! ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And UwU you, sir! Wouwd xDD you speak with me? -FORD. UwU I >_< make bold to x3 pwess with UwU so xDD wittwe uWu pwepawation ;;w;; upon -OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu You'we x3 wewcome. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? Give >_> us weave, -UwU dwawew. uWu Exit ^.^ BAWDOWPH -FORD. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that uWu have xDD spent >_> much; x3 my xDD nyame ->_> is Brook. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I ^.^ desiwe ^.^ mowe >_< acquaintance -of OwO you. -FORD. ^-^ Good Sir John, UwU I sue fow yours-not to :3 chawge uWu you; fow UwU I -^w^ must wet xDD you understand UwU I think mysewf uWu in xDD bettew plight fow -:3 a ^w^ wendew than xDD you >_< awe; x3 the which hath ^-^ something -xDD embowd'nyed ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this UwU unseason'd intwusion; fow ;;w;; they say, >_> if -monyey OwO go x3 befowe, aww ways UwU do >_< wie open. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Money >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good sowdiew, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :3 on. -FORD. Troth, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ bag of monyey OwO hewe troubles OwO me; >_> if -xDD you xDD wiww OwO hewp to UwU beaw :33 it, Sir John, OwO take all, ow xDD hawf, fow >w< easing -;;w;; me of x3 the *twerks* cawwiage. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I OwO may OwO desewve to be x3 youw -;;w;; powtew. -FORD. UwU I xDD wiww tell UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; heawing. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Speak, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Bwook; UwU I UwU shaww be uWu gwad to be -x3 youw servant. -FORD. UwU Siw, UwU I hear xDD you OwO awe :3 a scholar-I xDD wiww be bwief with xDD you -uWu -and xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 a x3 man ^-^ wong ÚwÚ knyown to uWu me, ^w^ though UwU I -xDD had >_< nyevew UwU so ÚwÚ good means >_< as ^.^ desiwe to >_< make mysewf >_> acquainted -with OwO you. UwU I UwU shaww OwO discuvw :3 a ^.^ thing to UwU you, wherein -UwU I ^w^ must xDD vewy much uWu way open >_< minye UwU own impewfection; but, -ÚwÚ good Sir John, >_< as xDD you uWu have one ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ fowwies, >_< as xDD you -hear them unfowded, turn anyothew x3 into x3 the UwU wegistew of x3 youw -OwO own, :3 that UwU I OwO may pass with :3 a >_< wepwoof x3 the x3 easiew, sith xDD you ->_> youwsewf ^.^ knyow >w< how ^w^ easy >_> is >w< it to be xDD such >w< an ^-^ offendew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Very weww, siw; ^-^ pwoceed. -FORD. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 gentwewoman uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD town, her husband's -xDD nyame >_> is x3 Fowd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, sir. -FORD. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wong :3 wov'd hew, x3 and, UwU I ^w^ pwotest to UwU you, uWu bestowed -much on >w< hew; fowwowed her with :3 a >_< doting ;;w;; obsewvance; -engwoss'd oppowtunyities to :3 meet >w< hew; x3 fee'd every :3 swight ;;w;; occasion -:3 that couwd >_> but >w< nyiggawdwy UwU give ;;w;; me ^.^ sight of >w< hew; nyot ->w< onwy xDD bought UwU many presents to UwU give hew, >_> but uWu have UwU given -ÚwÚ wawgewy to UwU many to ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; given; -bwiefwy, UwU I uWu have >_< puwsu'd her >_< as wuv hath xDD puwsued OwO me; which -hath :33 been on x3 the OwO wing of aww >w< occasions. OwO But ^-^ whatsoevew UwU I -uWu have mewited, xDD eithew uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind ow uWu in x3 my >_< means, ÚwÚ meed, UwU I -^w^ am x3 suwe, UwU I uWu have uWu weceived nyonye, ^w^ unwess UwU expewience be :3 a jewel; -:3 that UwU I uWu have puwchased uWu at >w< an :3 infinyite rate, ÚwÚ and :3 that hath -ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me to >_> say :33 this: -'Love ^.^ wike :3 a :3 shadow fwies when ÚwÚ substance wuv pursues; -;;w;; Puwsuing :3 that :3 that flies, ÚwÚ and uWu fwying >_> what pursues.' ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have xDD you weceiv'd nyo promise of >_< satisfaction uWu at -her hands? -FORD. UwU Nyevew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have xDD you xDD impowtun'd her to xDD such :3 a purpose? -FORD. UwU Nyevew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Of >_> what ;;w;; quawity UwU was x3 youw xDD wuv, ^w^ then? -FORD. Wike :3 a >w< faiw ;;w;; house buiwt on anyothew :33 man's ^.^ gwound; UwU so -:3 that UwU I uWu have wost x3 my >_> edifice ^.^ by ;;w;; mistaking x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe ->_> ewected :3 it. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; To >_> what OwO puwpose uWu have xDD you UwU unfowded ÚwÚ this to me? -FORD. x3 When UwU I uWu have told xDD you :3 that, UwU I uWu have told xDD you all. ;;w;; Some ->_> say :3 that ^w^ though ^.^ she appeaw xDD honyest to uWu me, yet uWu in othew -pwaces ^.^ she OwO enwawgeth her >_< miwth UwU so uWu faw :3 that there >_> is shrewd -construction UwU made of her. >_> Nyow, Sir John, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the >_< heawt -of x3 my >w< puwpose: xDD you OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 excewwent -uWu bweeding, uWu admiwabwe discouwse, of great ^w^ admittance, OwO authentic uWu in -x3 youw :33 pwace ÚwÚ and pewson, ÚwÚ genyewawwy UwU awwow'd fow x3 youw UwU many -x3 waw-wike, ^w^ couwtwike, ÚwÚ and :33 weawnyed >_> pwepawations. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< O, sir! -FORD. :3 Bewieve :33 it, fow xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 it. >_> Thewe >_> is ;;w;; monyey; spend :33 it, -spend uWu it; spend mowe; spend aww UwU I uWu have; >w< onwy UwU give ;;w;; me UwU so -much of x3 youw time uWu in :3 exchange of >w< it >_< as to uWu way >w< an :3 amiabwe -^-^ siege to x3 the honesty of ÚwÚ this Ford's :33 wife; use x3 youw awt of -^.^ wooing, x3 win her to >_< consent to uWu you; >_> if xDD any x3 man may, xDD you -OwO may >_< as >w< soon >_< as ÚwÚ any. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Wouwd >w< it apply weww to x3 the vehemency of x3 youw -:33 affection, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd x3 win >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd :3 enjoy? -Methinks xDD you prescribe to >_> youwsewf xDD vewy preposterously. -FORD. >_< O, understand x3 my ^.^ dwift. :33 She dwells UwU so secuwewy on x3 the -ÚwÚ excewwency of her honour :3 that x3 the >w< fowwy of x3 my :3 souw x3 dawes -nyot xDD pwesent >_< itsewf; ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ too uWu bwight to be >_> wook'd x3 against. ->_> Nyow, couwd UwU I come to her with xDD any >w< detection uWu in x3 my uWu hand, -x3 my desiwes xDD had uWu instance ÚwÚ and :33 awgument to ÚwÚ commend themselves; -UwU I couwd UwU dwive her xDD then from x3 the ward of her puwity, -her weputation, her ^.^ mawwiage ^w^ vow, ÚwÚ and :3 a thousand othew her -defences, which nyow OwO awe ^w^ too ^w^ too >_< stwongwy >_> embattw'd OwO against -x3 me. >_> What >_> say xDD you >_> to't, Sir ^w^ John? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I xDD wiww xDD fiwst >_< make bold with x3 youw -;;w;; monyey; next, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; ÚwÚ and last, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, -xDD you UwU shaww, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, ^.^ enjoy Ford's x3 wife. -FORD. x3 O ÚwÚ good sir! ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I >_> say xDD you >_< shaww. -FORD. OwO Want nyo monyey, Sir John; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ want none. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO Want nyo Mistress :33 Fowd, >_< Mastew Bwook; xDD you UwU shaww -^.^ want none. UwU I UwU shaww be with hew, UwU I OwO may tell UwU you, ^.^ by her UwU own -UwU appointment; even >_< as xDD you ^-^ came uWu in to ;;w;; me her >w< assistant, ow -xDD go-between, pawted from OwO me; UwU I >_> say UwU I UwU shaww be with her ^-^ between -;;w;; ten ÚwÚ and :3 eweven; fow uWu at :3 that time x3 the jealous rascally -^-^ knyave, her ^.^ husband, xDD wiww be forth. :3 Come xDD you to ;;w;; me uWu at -^w^ nyight; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >w< how UwU I ;;w;; speed. -FORD. UwU I ^w^ am bwest uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ acquaintance. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 Fowd, -Sir? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Hang :3 him, poor :3 cuckowdwy uWu knyave! UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him -x3 nyot; yet UwU I wrong ^.^ him to caww ^.^ him poor; ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the -jealous ;;w;; wittowwy x3 knyave hath :33 masses of ;;w;; monyey; fow x3 the which -:33 his >w< wife ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me x3 weww-favouw'd. UwU I xDD wiww use her >_< as x3 the -OwO key of x3 the :3 cuckowdwy wogue's :3 coffew; ÚwÚ and there's x3 my hawvest-home. -FORD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you UwU knyew :33 Fowd, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might avoid ^.^ him ->_> if xDD you saw ^.^ him. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Hang :3 him, mechanyicaw salt-butter UwU wogue! UwU I xDD wiww -stare ^.^ him x3 out of :33 his >_> wits; UwU I xDD wiww OwO awe ^.^ him with x3 my ;;w;; cudgew; ->w< it UwU shaww ^w^ hang ^.^ wike :3 a meteor ^-^ o'ew x3 the cuckowd's ^.^ howns. >_< Mastew -:3 Bwook, xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow UwU I xDD wiww predominate uvw x3 the -peasant, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt >_< wie with :33 his x3 wife. :3 Come to ;;w;; me >w< soon uWu at -OwO nyight. Ford's :3 a ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww aggravate :33 his ^-^ stywe; UwU thou, ->_< Mastew :3 Bwook, shalt ^.^ knyow ^.^ him fow x3 knyave ÚwÚ and OwO cuckowd. -:3 Come to ;;w;; me >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. uWu Exit -FORD. >_> What :3 a damn'd Epicuwean wascaw >_> is x3 this! OwO My >_< heawt >_> is -ready to UwU cwack with :3 impatience. Who ;;w;; says ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ impwovident -^.^ jeawousy? OwO My >w< wife hath sent to him; x3 the >_> houw >_> is ;;w;; fix'd; -x3 the >_< match >_> is >_> made. Wouwd xDD any x3 man uWu have xDD thought :3 this? xDD See -x3 the heww of xDD having :3 a UwU fawse OwO woman! OwO My x3 bed UwU shaww be ÚwÚ abus'd, -x3 my >_< coffews ÚwÚ wansack'd, x3 my >_< weputation x3 gnyawn OwO at; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww -nyot >w< onwy receive ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ viwwainyous wwong, >_> but stand :33 undew x3 the -ÚwÚ adoption of UwU abominyabwe ^w^ tewms, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^.^ him :3 that does ;;w;; me -ÚwÚ this wrong. >_> Tewms! names! Amaimon sounds well; ÚwÚ Wucifew, -well; Barbason, well; yet ;;w;; they OwO awe devils' additions, x3 the nyames -of :33 fiends. OwO But ;;w;; cuckowd! UwU Wittow! OwO Cuckowd! x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf -hath nyot xDD such :3 a nyame. uWu Page >_> is >w< an ass, :3 a ^.^ secuwe x3 ass; ^.^ he xDD wiww :33 twust -:33 his :33 wife; ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be jeawous; UwU I xDD wiww rather :33 twust :3 a Fleming -with x3 my ^-^ buttew, Pawson ^.^ Hugh x3 the Wewshman with x3 my -ÚwÚ cheese, >w< an x3 Iwishman with x3 my xDD aqua-vitae >_> bottwe, ow :3 a UwU thief to -UwU wawk x3 my OwO ambwing gewding, than x3 my >w< wife with hewsewf. UwU Then -^.^ she OwO pwots, xDD then ^.^ she :3 wuminyates, xDD then ^.^ she devises; ÚwÚ and >_> what -;;w;; they think uWu in uWu theiw heawts ;;w;; they OwO may xDD effect, ;;w;; they xDD wiww bweak -uWu theiw heawts >_> but ;;w;; they xDD wiww x3 effect. ^w^ God be UwU pwais'd fow x3 my -jeawousy! Eweven UwU o'cwock x3 the hour. UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ pwevent uWu this, detect -x3 my :3 wife, be ^w^ weveng'd on :33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at ^.^ Page. -UwU I xDD wiww about uWu it; xDD bettew >w< thwee >_> houws ^w^ too >w< soon than :3 a minyute -^w^ too UwU wate. OwO Fie, >_< fie, fie! ;;w;; cuckowd! ;;w;; cuckowd! ;;w;; cuckowd! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -^-^ A field nyeaw ^-^ Windsow - -Entew >_> CAIUS ÚwÚ and WUGBY - -xDD CAIUS. x3 Jack >_> Wugby! -RUGBY. Sir? -xDD CAIUS. >_> Vat >_> is UwU de clock, UwU Jack? -RUGBY. 'Tis x3 past x3 the ^-^ houw, ^w^ siw, :3 that Sir ^.^ Hugh pwomis'd to -^.^ meet. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he >_> has :3 save :33 his :3 souw ^.^ dat ^.^ he >_> is nyo >_< come; ^.^ he >_> has -pray :33 his :3 Pibwe weww ^.^ dat ^.^ he >_> is nyo >_< come; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, x3 Jack x3 Wugby, -^.^ he >_> is >_< dead already, >_> if ^.^ he be x3 come. -RUGBY. >w< He >_> is >_< wise, siw; ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 youw :33 wowship ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww -^.^ him >_> if ^.^ he >_< came. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU de ÚwÚ hewwing >_> is nyo >_< dead UwU so >_< as UwU I viww OwO kiww ^.^ him. ^.^ Take -x3 youw wapiew, Jack; UwU I viww tell xDD you >w< how UwU I viww OwO kiww ^.^ him. -RUGBY. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU fence! -xDD CAIUS. Viwwainy, OwO take x3 youw wapiew. -RUGBY. ^w^ Fowbeaw; hewe's UwU company. - -Entew x3 HOST, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PAGE - -xDD HOST. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ buwwy uWu doctow! -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 Save UwU you, >_< Mastew uWu Doctow ^.^ Caius! -xDD PAGE. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >_> Doctow! -x3 SWENDEW. Give xDD you ÚwÚ good morrow, sir. -xDD CAIUS. >_> Vat be aww UwU you, one, >_> two, tree, >w< fouw, come for? -xDD HOST. ;;w;; To >_> see uWu thee x3 fight, to >_> see uWu thee ;;w;; foin, to >_> see uWu thee :3 twavewse; -to >_> see uWu thee UwU hewe, to >_> see uWu thee uWu thewe; to >_> see uWu thee pass >w< thy -^-^ punto, >w< thy xDD stock, >w< thy wevewse, >w< thy ÚwÚ distance, >w< thy ÚwÚ montant. -Is ^.^ he >_< dead, x3 my :3 Ethiopian? Is ^.^ he >_< dead, x3 my ÚwÚ Fwancisco? >w< Ha, -^w^ buwwy! >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my Aesculapius? x3 my ;;w;; Gawen? x3 my >_< heawt -of ewdew? uWu Ha! >_> is ^.^ he >_< dead, ^.^ buwwy stale? Is ^.^ he dead? -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he >_> is UwU de x3 cowawd x3 Jack priest of UwU de wowwd; ^.^ he >_> is -nyot x3 show :33 his ;;w;; face. -xDD HOST. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a ^w^ Castawion-King-Uwinyaw. >_> Hectow of xDD Gweece, -x3 my ^.^ boy! -xDD CAIUS. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU beaw >_> witnyess :3 that ;;w;; me uWu have xDD stay six ow ->w< seven, >w< two twee >_> houws fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is nyo x3 come. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He >_> is x3 the wiser ^w^ man, >_< Mastew Doctow: ^.^ he >_> is :3 a cuwew -of souws, ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 a cuwew of ^w^ bodies; >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd x3 fight, -xDD you OwO go OwO against x3 the >_< haiw of x3 youw ;;w;; pwofessions. Is >w< it nyot ^-^ twue, ->_< Mastew Page? -xDD PAGE. >_< Mastew Shallow, xDD you uWu have >_> youwsewf :33 been :3 a great ;;w;; fightew, -^w^ though nyow :3 a x3 man of peace. -x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Bodykins, >_< Mastew >_> Page, ^w^ though UwU I nyow be :3 owd, ÚwÚ and -of x3 the ÚwÚ peace, >_> if UwU I >_> see :3 a xDD swowd ^.^ out, x3 my finger ^w^ itches to >_< make -onye. ;;w;; Though ^.^ we OwO awe uWu justices, ÚwÚ and >_> doctows, ÚwÚ and churchmen, ->_< Mastew >_> Page, ^.^ we uWu have x3 some ^-^ sawt of UwU ouw :33 youth uWu in us; ^.^ we OwO awe -x3 the xDD sons of UwU women, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. -xDD PAGE. 'Tis ^-^ twue, >_< Mastew :3 Shawwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It xDD wiww be >_> found >_> so, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. >_< Mastew uWu Doctow -;;w;; CAIUS, UwU I come to :3 fetch xDD you >_> home. UwU I ^w^ am sworn of x3 the :3 peace; -xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd >_> youwsewf :3 a uWu wise >_> physician, ÚwÚ and Sir ^.^ Hugh -hath OwO shown >_< himsewf :3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ and patient churchman. >_> You -^w^ must OwO go with uWu me, >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. -xDD HOST. Pawdon, Guest x3 Justice. ^-^ A word, Mounseuw ^-^ Mockwatew. -xDD CAIUS. Mock-vatew! >_> Vat >_> is >_> dat? -xDD HOST. >w< Mockwatew, uWu in UwU ouw :3 Engwish ;;w;; tongue, >_> is uWu vawouw, bully. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, xDD then UwU I uWu have >_< as much mockvater >_< as UwU de xDD Engwishman. -:3 Scuwvy jack-dog :3 pwiest! ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me viww :3 cut :33 his ears. -xDD HOST. >w< He xDD wiww :33 cwappew-cwaw uWu thee >w< tightwy, bully. -xDD CAIUS. xDD Cwappew-de-cwaw! >_> Vat >_> is >_> dat? -xDD HOST. :33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee >_> amends. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me UwU do wook ^.^ he UwU shaww clapper-de-claw OwO me; for, -^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me viww uWu have :3 it. -xDD HOST. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; pwovoke ^.^ him >_> to't, ow wet ^.^ him xDD wag. -xDD CAIUS. x3 Me ^.^ tank xDD you fow ^-^ dat. -xDD HOST. ^.^ And, ^w^ moweuvw, ^.^ buwwy-but first: ^-^ [Aside to x3 the ;;w;; othews] ->_< Mastew >_> Guest, ÚwÚ and >_< Mastew >_> Page, ÚwÚ and eke Cavaleiro Slender, -OwO go xDD you ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 town to Fwogmowe. -xDD PAGE. :3 [Aside] Sir ^.^ Hugh >_> is thewe, >_> is uWu he? -xDD HOST. :3 [Aside] >w< He >_> is :33 thewe. xDD See >_> what humouw ^.^ he >_> is UwU in; ÚwÚ and -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing x3 the x3 doctow about ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ fiewds. Will >w< it UwU do ^.^ weww? -x3 SHAWWOW. :3 [Aside] We xDD wiww UwU do :3 it. -PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and x3 SWENDEW. :3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. -Exeunt PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me viww OwO kiww UwU de pwiest; fow ^.^ he speak fow :3 a jack- ->_< an-ape to >_> Annye ^.^ Page. -xDD HOST. Let ^.^ him die. ;;w;; Sheathe >w< thy x3 impatience; ^-^ thwow UwU cowd UwU watew -on >w< thy uWu chowew; OwO go about x3 the fields with ;;w;; me ^w^ thwough x3 Fwogmowe; -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing uWu thee :3 whewe Mistress >_> Annye uWu Page ;;w;; is, uWu at :3 a :3 a -^.^ fawm-house, ^-^ a-feasting; ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^.^ woo her. ^.^ Cwied -OwO game! :33 Said UwU I ^.^ weww? -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, ;;w;; me dank xDD you vor ^.^ dat; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, UwU I wuv uWu you; ÚwÚ and -UwU I UwU shaww x3 pwocuwe-a xDD you UwU de ÚwÚ good :3 guest, UwU de earl, UwU de UwU knyight, UwU de -wowds, UwU de xDD gentwemen, x3 my patients. -xDD HOST. For x3 the which UwU I xDD wiww be >w< thy ^w^ advewsawy toward >_> Annye -^.^ Page. :33 Said UwU I ^.^ weww? -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU 'tis good; vell UwU said. -xDD HOST. Let >_> us wag, UwU then. -xDD CAIUS. :3 Come uWu at x3 my heews, x3 Jack :33 Wugby. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :3 III >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -^-^ A field nyeaw uWu Fwogmowe - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ÚwÚ and SIMPLE - -EVANS. UwU I pray xDD you now, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >w< Swendew's ^.^ sewving-man, -ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend UwU Simpwe ^.^ by x3 youw :33 nyame, which uWu way uWu have xDD you ->_> wook'd fow >_< Mastew Caius, :3 that ;;w;; cawws >_< himsewf uWu Doctow of -:3 Physic? -SIMPLE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, x3 the pittie-ward, x3 the uWu pawk-wawd; every -way; ;;w;; owd ^-^ Windsow :3 way, ÚwÚ and every uWu way >_> but x3 the :33 town >_> way. -EVANS. UwU I UwU most >w< fehementwy ^.^ desiwe xDD you xDD you xDD wiww awso wook :3 that ->_> way. -SIMPLE. UwU I :33 wiww, Siw. uWu Exit -EVANS. Pless x3 my x3 souw, >w< how full of x3 chowwows UwU I am, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twempwing -of ÚwÚ mind! UwU I UwU shaww be uWu gwad >_> if ^.^ he uWu have deceived x3 me. How -melancholies UwU I am! UwU I xDD wiww knog :33 his uwinyaws about :33 his knave's -ÚwÚ costawd when UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ goot oppowtunyities fow x3 the ork. Pless -x3 my souw! OwO [Sings] -;;w;; To shallow ^-^ wivews, to x3 whose ^w^ fawws -Melodious xDD biwds ^-^ sings :3 madwigaws; ->_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ we >_< make UwU ouw ^.^ peds of >_> woses, -xDD And :3 a thousand ^-^ fwagwant :3 posies. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ shawwow- -^w^ Mewcy on me! UwU I uWu have :3 a great ^w^ dispositions to ^-^ cwy. OwO [Sings] -Melodious xDD biwds ^.^ sing madrigals- -:33 Whenyas UwU I sat uWu in :33 Pabywon- -xDD And :3 a thousand vagwam :3 posies. -;;w;; To ^w^ shawwow, :33 etc. - -^.^ We-entew SIMPLE - -SIMPLE. Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, xDD coming ÚwÚ this :3 way, Sir ;;w;; Hugh. -EVANS. He's x3 wewcome. OwO [Sings] -;;w;; To shallow ^-^ wivews, to x3 whose :33 fawws- -uWu Heaven prosper x3 the wight! >_> What >_< weapons >_> is uWu he? -SIMPLE. No ^.^ weapons, sir. >_> Thewe x3 comes x3 my ^.^ mastew, >_< Mastew -Shallow, ÚwÚ and anyothew gentweman, from OwO Fwogmowe, uvw x3 the -uWu stiwe, ÚwÚ this >_> way. -EVANS. >_> Pway xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me x3 my x3 gown; ow >_> ewse >_< keep >w< it uWu in x3 youw -arms. OwO [Takes x3 out :3 a uWu book] - -Entew PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER - -x3 SHAWWOW. How now, >_< Mastew :3 Pawson! ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good -Sir ;;w;; Hugh. ^w^ Keep :3 a gamestew from x3 the uWu dice, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ student -from :33 his ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is wondewfuw. -x3 SWENDEW. :3 [Aside] xDD Ah, x3 sweet >_> Annye :33 Page! -xDD PAGE. :3 Save UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir x3 Hugh! -EVANS. Pless xDD you from :33 his xDD mewcy ^w^ sake, aww of you! -x3 SHAWWOW. What, x3 the xDD swowd ÚwÚ and x3 the word! Do xDD you ^-^ study -them xDD both, >_< Mastew Pawson? -xDD PAGE. xDD And youthfuw still, uWu in x3 youw ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and OwO hose, ÚwÚ this >w< waw -^.^ wheumatic ^.^ day! -EVANS. >_> Thewe >_> is weasons ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes fow :3 it. -xDD PAGE. We OwO awe come to xDD you to UwU do :3 a ÚwÚ good office, >_< Mastew -^w^ Pawson. -EVANS. Fery well; >_> what >_> is :33 it? -xDD PAGE. Yondew >_> is :3 a UwU most reverend gentweman, who, ;;w;; bewike xDD having -uWu weceived wrong ^.^ by x3 some pewson, >_> is uWu at UwU most ^w^ odds with -:33 his UwU own >_< gwavity ÚwÚ and uWu patience :3 that OwO evew xDD you x3 saw. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I uWu have >_< wived ^w^ fouwscowe years ÚwÚ and upward; UwU I >_< nyevew -heard :3 a x3 man of :33 his pwace, gravity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnying, UwU so uWu wide of -:33 his UwU own wespect. -EVANS. >_> What >_> is uWu he? -xDD PAGE. UwU I think xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 him: >_< Mastew uWu Doctow Caius, x3 the -uWu wenyownyed OwO Fwench physician. -EVANS. >_< Got's xDD wiww ÚwÚ and :33 his passion of x3 my :33 heawt! UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief -xDD you ^.^ wouwd tell ;;w;; me of :3 a UwU mess of porridge. -xDD PAGE. xDD Why? -EVANS. >w< He >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe >_< knyowwedge uWu in :3 Hibocwates ÚwÚ and -xDD Gawen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is :3 a x3 knyave >_< besides-a >w< cowawdwy x3 knyave >_< as xDD you -^.^ wouwd desiwes to be >_> acquainted uWu withaw. -xDD PAGE. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu he's x3 the x3 man >_> shouwd >w< fight with ^.^ him. -x3 SWENDEW. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 sweet >_> Annye :33 Page! -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ It >_> appeaws >_> so, ^.^ by :33 his uWu weapons. ^w^ Keep them asunder; -OwO hewe x3 comes uWu Doctow ^w^ Caius. - -Entew x3 HOST, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and WUGBY - -xDD PAGE. Nyay, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew >_> Pawson, >_< keep uWu in x3 youw >_< weapon. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^w^ So UwU do UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. -xDD HOST. >_< Disawm ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and wet them OwO question; wet them >_< keep -uWu theiw x3 wimbs whole ÚwÚ and OwO hack UwU ouw Engwish. -xDD CAIUS. UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ wet-a ;;w;; me speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd with x3 youw :3 eaw. -;;w;; Vewefowe xDD wiww xDD you nyot meet-a me? -EVANS. ^-^ [Aside to :33 CAIUS] >_> Pway xDD you use x3 youw >_> patience; uWu in -ÚwÚ good uWu time. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, xDD you OwO awe UwU de xDD cowawd, UwU de x3 Jack dog, John x3 ape. -EVANS. ^-^ [Aside to :33 CAIUS] >_> Pway UwU you, wet >_> us nyot be -xDD waughing-stocks to othew men's xDD humouws; UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you uWu in -^-^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww one uWu way ow othew >_< make xDD you >_> amends. -;;w;; [Awoud] UwU I xDD wiww knog x3 youw uwinyaws about x3 youw knave's cogscomb -fow missing x3 youw ÚwÚ meetings ÚwÚ and :33 appointments. -xDD CAIUS. UwU Diabwe! x3 Jack Rugby-mine UwU Host UwU de x3 Jawteew-have UwU I -nyot xDD stay fow ^.^ him to OwO kiww him? :3 Have UwU I >_> nyot, uWu at UwU de :33 pwace UwU I uWu did -:33 appoint? -EVANS. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Chwistians x3 souw, now, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the -:33 pwace :3 appointed. I'll be ^w^ judgment ^.^ by >_< minye host of x3 the -uWu Gawtew. -xDD HOST. uWu Peace, UwU I say, Gawwia ÚwÚ and Gaul, OwO Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO Wewsh, -uWu souw-cuwew ÚwÚ and >_< body-cuwew. -xDD CAIUS. Ay, ^.^ dat >_> is xDD vewy >w< good! excellent! -xDD HOST. uWu Peace, UwU I :3 say. >w< Heaw >_< minye host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. ^w^ Am UwU I -UwU powitic? ^w^ am UwU I >w< subtwe? ^w^ am UwU I :3 a OwO Machiavew? Shall UwU I wose x3 my ->_> doctow? No; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ potions ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 motions. Shall UwU I -wose x3 my UwU pawson, x3 my ;;w;; pwiest, x3 my Sir >_< Hugh? No; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me -x3 the >_> pwuvwbs ÚwÚ and x3 the nyuvwbs. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :33 tewwestwiaw; -:3 so. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, ;;w;; cewestiaw; :3 so. ^.^ Boys of awt, UwU I uWu have ->_> deceiv'd xDD you both; UwU I uWu have ^-^ diwected xDD you to wrong >_> pwaces; -x3 youw heawts OwO awe x3 mighty, x3 youw ÚwÚ skins OwO awe ^-^ whowe, ÚwÚ and wet burnt -^-^ sack be x3 the UwU issue. ^.^ Come, uWu way uWu theiw :33 swowds to ÚwÚ pawn. Follow -uWu me, wads of :3 peace; follow, follow, x3 fowwow. -x3 SHAWWOW. Twust uWu me, :3 a ^-^ mad >_< host. ÚwÚ Fowwow, xDD gentwemen, x3 fowwow. -x3 SWENDEW. :3 [Aside] x3 O x3 sweet >_> Annye :33 Page! -Exeunt aww >_> but >_> CAIUS ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS -xDD CAIUS. >w< Ha, UwU do UwU I >_> pewceive >_> dat? :3 Have xDD you ^w^ make-a UwU de uWu sot of us, -ha, ^.^ ha? -EVANS. This >_> is well; ^.^ he >_> has UwU made >_> us :33 his x3 vwouting-stog. UwU I -^.^ desiwe xDD you :3 that ^.^ we OwO may be >_< fwiends; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us knog UwU ouw UwU pwains -togethew to be xDD wevenge on ÚwÚ this same ^.^ scaww, scuwvy, ^.^ cogging ->_< companyion, x3 the host of x3 the uWu Gawtew. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. >w< He promise to ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me -:3 whewe >_> is >_> Annye ^-^ Page; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, ^.^ he >w< deceive ;;w;; me UwU too. -EVANS. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO smite :33 his :3 nyoddwes. >_> Pway xDD you x3 fowwow. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -uWu The :3 stweet uWu in ^-^ Windsow - -Entew xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and ROBIN - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Nyay, >_< keep x3 youw :3 way, xDD wittwe x3 gawwant; xDD you :3 wewe -UwU wont to be :3 a :3 fowwowew, >_> but nyow xDD you OwO awe :3 a leader. Whethew -xDD had xDD you rather lead >_< minye ^w^ eyes, ow ^w^ eye x3 youw xDD mastew's heels? -ROBIN. UwU I xDD had UwU wathew, xDD fowsooth, OwO go >w< befowe xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man than -;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a dwawf. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_< O, xDD you OwO awe :3 a flattering ^.^ boy; nyow UwU I >_> see you'ww be :3 a -courtier. - -Entew uWu FOWD - -FORD. Weww :3 met, Mistress ^.^ Page. x3 Whithew OwO go you? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, to >_> see x3 youw x3 wife. Is ^.^ she uWu at ^w^ home? -FORD. Ay; ÚwÚ and >_< as idle >_< as ^.^ she OwO may ^w^ hang together, fow ^.^ want of -UwU company. UwU I >_< think, >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; husbands :3 wewe >_< dead, xDD you >w< two -^.^ wouwd marry. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Be >_< suwe of that-two othew husbands. -FORD. Whewe xDD had xDD you ÚwÚ this OwO pwetty ^.^ weathewcock? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what x3 the >_< dickens :33 his xDD nyame >_> is x3 my -:33 husband xDD had ^.^ him uWu of. >_> What UwU do xDD you caww x3 youw >_> knyight's -:33 nyame, ÚwÚ siwwah? -ROBIN. Sir John >w< Fawstaff. -FORD. Sir John >w< Fawstaff! -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ He, he; UwU I ^.^ can >_< nyevew ;;w;; hit UwU on's nyame. >_> Thewe >_> is xDD such -:3 a :33 weague ^-^ between x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 man ÚwÚ and OwO he! Is x3 youw >w< wife uWu at -^.^ home >_< indeed? -FORD. :33 Indeed ^.^ she >w< is. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, sir. UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick >w< tiww UwU I >_> see her. -Exeunt :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and ROBIN -FORD. x3 Has uWu Page xDD any brains? >_< Hath ^.^ he xDD any uWu eyes? >_< Hath ^.^ he xDD any -thinking? Sure, ;;w;; they ^w^ sweep; ^.^ he hath nyo use of OwO them. Why, -ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy xDD wiww carry :3 a >_> wettew ÚwÚ twenty miwe >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as :3 a cannon -xDD wiww >w< shoot OwO pointbwank >_< twewve >_< scowe. >w< He uWu pieces x3 out :33 his ^w^ wife's -inclination; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives her >w< fowwy >_> motion ÚwÚ and advantage; ÚwÚ and -nyow ^w^ she's x3 going to x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and Falstaff's ;;w;; boy with her. ^-^ A -x3 man OwO may hear ÚwÚ this OwO show'w ^.^ sing uWu in x3 the ^.^ wind. xDD And Falstaff's -;;w;; boy with >_> hew! ^-^ Good pwots! ^-^ They OwO awe laid; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^w^ wevowted -;;w;; wives share uWu damnyation together. ^-^ Weww; UwU I xDD wiww OwO take :3 him, -xDD then towtuwe x3 my :3 wife, pluck x3 the bowwowed veiw of ÚwÚ modesty -from x3 the UwU so ÚwÚ seeming Mistress >_> Page, divuwge uWu Page >_< himsewf -fow :3 a ^.^ secuwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wiwfuw ;;w;; Actaeon; ÚwÚ and to these :3 viowent proceedings -aww x3 my neighbours UwU shaww cwy ÚwÚ aim. xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] -uWu The >w< cwock ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ cue, ÚwÚ and x3 my assurance UwU bids ;;w;; me -search; there UwU I UwU shaww find >w< Fawstaff. UwU I UwU shaww be rather UwU pwais'd -fow ÚwÚ this than mock'd; fow >w< it >_> is >_< as positive >_< as x3 the ^.^ eawth >_> is >w< fiwm -:3 that Falstaff >_> is :33 thewe. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. - -Entew PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, x3 HOST, ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH :33 EVANS, -;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and WUGBY - -;;w;; SHAWWOW, PAGE, &C. Weww :3 met, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. -FORD. Twust uWu me, :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD knyot; UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ good cheer uWu at ^.^ home, -ÚwÚ and UwU I pray xDD you aww OwO go with x3 me. -x3 SHAWWOW. UwU I ^w^ must UwU excuse myself, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. -x3 SWENDEW. xDD And UwU so ^w^ must I, siw; ^.^ we uWu have uWu appointed to ÚwÚ dinye with -Mistress ÚwÚ Annye, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot bweak with her fow ^.^ mowe -monyey than I'll speak uWu of. -x3 SHAWWOW. We uWu have UwU wingew'd about :3 a >_< match ^-^ between >_> Annye -uWu Page ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD cousin Slender, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this day ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have -UwU ouw answer. -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I UwU hope UwU I uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, >w< fathew ^.^ Page. -xDD PAGE. >_> You have, >_< Mastew Swendew; UwU I stand wholly fow OwO you. OwO But -x3 my :3 wife, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, >_> is fow xDD you :33 awtogethew. -xDD CAIUS. Ay, be-gar; ÚwÚ and UwU de >_< maid >_> is :3 wuv-a OwO me; x3 my nyuwsh-a -;;w;; Quickwy tell ;;w;; me UwU so ^-^ mush. -xDD HOST. >_> What >_> say xDD you to xDD young >_< Mastew ^.^ Fenton? >w< He ^-^ capews, -^.^ he x3 dances, ^.^ he >_> has eyes of youth, ^.^ he >_< wwites ^w^ vewses, ^.^ he xDD speaks -^.^ howiday, ^.^ he >_< smewws ;;w;; Apwiw ÚwÚ and >_> May; ^.^ he xDD wiww carry :3 't, ^.^ he xDD wiww -carry UwU 't; UwU 'tis uWu in :33 his buttons; ^.^ he xDD wiww carry :3 't. -xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ consent, UwU I promise OwO you. uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is -of nyo >_> having: ^.^ he :33 kept >_< company with x3 the >w< wiwd Prince ÚwÚ and -;;w;; Poins; ^.^ he >_> is of ^w^ too xDD high :3 a ^-^ wegion, ^.^ he xDD knyows ^w^ too :33 much. :3 Nyo, -^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >w< knyit :3 a >_< knyot uWu in :33 his fowtunyes with x3 the finger of -x3 my xDD substance; >_> if ^.^ he OwO take hew, wet ^.^ him OwO take her simply; x3 the -weawth UwU I uWu have waits on x3 my ^.^ consent, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< consent xDD goes -nyot :3 that >_> way. -FORD. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, UwU heawtiwy, x3 some of xDD you OwO go ^.^ home with ;;w;; me -to uWu dinnyew: ;;w;; besides x3 youw cheew, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have >_< spowt; UwU I xDD wiww -x3 show xDD you :3 a ^.^ monstew. >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, xDD you UwU shaww go; UwU so UwU shaww -UwU you, >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ and UwU you, Sir ;;w;; Hugh. -x3 SHAWWOW. xDD Weww, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have x3 the ÚwÚ fweew -:33 wooing uWu at >_< Mastew Page's. Exeunt UwU SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SLENDER -xDD CAIUS. Go ^.^ home, John xDD Wugby; UwU I come x3 anyon. uWu Exit WUGBY -xDD HOST. UwU Faweweww, x3 my >_> heawts; UwU I xDD wiww to x3 my xDD honyest knight -:33 Fawstaff, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink uWu canyawy with ^.^ him. uWu Exit :33 HOST -FORD. :3 [Aside] UwU I think UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink uWu in uWu pipe-winye xDD fiwst with -^.^ him. I'll >_< make ^.^ him >_< dance. Will xDD you x3 go, >w< gentwes? -uWu AWW. :3 Have with xDD you to >_> see ÚwÚ this ^.^ monstew. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -xDD FOWD'S ;;w;; house - -Entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE - -:33 MWS. FORD. What, John! x3 what, >w< Wobewt! -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Quickly, quickwy! Is x3 the buck-basket- -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. What, Wobin, UwU I ;;w;; say! - -Entew ^-^ SEWVANTS with :3 a ;;w;; basket - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, come, x3 come. -:33 MWS. FORD. Here, uWu set >w< it down. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Give x3 youw ;;w;; men x3 the chawge; ^.^ we ^w^ must be bwief. -:33 MWS. FORD. OwO Mawwy, >_< as UwU I told xDD you x3 befowe, John ÚwÚ and UwU Wobewt, be -ready OwO hewe x3 hawd ^.^ by uWu in x3 the bwew-house; ÚwÚ and when UwU I ;;w;; suddenwy -caww UwU you, come ^-^ fowth, x3 and, ^-^ without xDD any :3 pause ow -^-^ staggewing, OwO take ÚwÚ this ;;w;; basket on x3 youw shoulders. :33 That :33 donye, -UwU twudge with >w< it uWu in aww xDD haste, ÚwÚ and carry >w< it ^-^ among x3 the uWu whitstews -uWu in Datchet OwO Mead, ÚwÚ and there :33 empty >w< it uWu in x3 the >_> muddy UwU ditch -^-^ cwose ^.^ by x3 the >_> Thames ^w^ side. -x3 Mws. xDD PAGE. >_> You xDD wiww UwU do :33 it? -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I UwU ha' told them uvw ÚwÚ and over; ;;w;; they ^.^ wack nyo -diwection. ^w^ Be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and come when xDD you OwO awe call'd. -Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Hewe x3 comes xDD wittwe :3 Wobin. - -Entew ROBIN - -:33 MWS. FORD. How now, x3 my :3 eyas-musket, >_> what nyews with -you? -ROBIN. OwO My >_< Mastew Sir John >_> is come uWu in uWu at x3 youw back-doow, -Mistress :33 Fowd, ÚwÚ and uWu wequests x3 youw UwU company. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> You xDD wittwe OwO Jack-a-Went, uWu have xDD you :33 been true to us? -ROBIN. Ay, I'll be swown. OwO My >_< mastew xDD knyows nyot of x3 youw -^.^ being UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and hath threat'ned to put ;;w;; me x3 into everlasting ->w< wibewty, >_> if UwU I tell xDD you of uWu it; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws he'ww turn ;;w;; me xDD away. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; 'wt :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ this secrecy of ^.^ thinye UwU shaww -be :3 a ^w^ taiwow to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww >_< make uWu thee :3 a x3 nyew ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and -x3 hose. I'll OwO go hide x3 me. -:33 MWS. FORD. Do :3 so. Go tell >w< thy >_< mastew UwU I ^w^ am >_< awonye. ;;w;; [Exit ->_> WOBIN] Mistress >_> Page, remember xDD you x3 youw >_< cue. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee; >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ;;w;; act :33 it, xDD hiss x3 me. -uWu Exit :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE -:33 MWS. FORD. Go ^.^ to, :33 then; we'll use ÚwÚ this ^.^ unwhowesome -UwU humidity, ÚwÚ this gwoss ^.^ wat'wy ^.^ pumpion; we'll >_< teach ^.^ him to -^.^ knyow >_> tuwtwes from UwU jays. - -Entew FALSTAFF - ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have UwU I caught ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^-^ heavenwy uWu jewew? -Why, nyow wet ;;w;; me >_> die, fow UwU I uWu have liv'd ^-^ wong >_< enyough; ÚwÚ this >_> is -x3 the pewiod of x3 my ^.^ ambition. x3 O ÚwÚ this blessed houw! -:33 MWS. FORD. x3 O x3 sweet Sir John! ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress :33 Fowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 cog, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; pwate, -Mistress x3 Fowd. Now UwU shaww UwU I x3 sin uWu in x3 my uWu wish; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< thy -:33 husband :3 wewe UwU dead; I'll speak >w< it >w< befowe x3 the best uWu wowd, UwU I -^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu thee x3 my >_> wady. -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I x3 youw UwU wady, Sir ^w^ John? ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I >_> shouwd be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw ->_> wady. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Let x3 the court of Fwance x3 show ;;w;; me xDD such anyothew. UwU I ->_> see >w< how ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ^.^ wouwd emulate x3 the UwU diamond; xDD thou x3 hast -x3 the >w< wight arched beauty of x3 the ^w^ bwow :3 that x3 becomes x3 the -ship-tiwe, x3 the tiwe-vawiant, ow xDD any tire of Venyetian ÚwÚ admittance. -:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ A uWu pwain :33 kewchief, Sir John; x3 my ^w^ bwows :33 become ->_< nyothing else, nor :3 that weww >_> nyeithew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, xDD thou awt :3 a tyrant to >_> say so; xDD thou -wouldst >_< make >w< an ^w^ absowute couwtiew, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< fiwm >_> fixtuwe of ->w< thy :33 foot ^.^ wouwd UwU give >w< an :3 excewwent >_> motion to >w< thy :33 gait uWu in :3 a -OwO semi-ciwcwed farthingale. UwU I >_> see >_> what xDD thou >w< wewt, >_> if :33 Fowtunye ->w< thy foe uWu wewe, nyot OwO Nyatuwe, >w< thy :3 fwiend. ^.^ Come, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot -hide :3 it. -:33 MWS. FORD. :3 Bewieve uWu me, there's nyo xDD such ^.^ thing uWu in x3 me. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What UwU made ;;w;; me wuv thee? Let :3 that :33 pewsuade uWu thee -there's ^-^ something extwa-owdinyawy uWu in thee. ^.^ Come, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot -:33 cog, ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD thou awt ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and :3 that, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU many of these ->_> wisping hawthown-buds :3 that come ^.^ wike x3 women uWu in men's -^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and smell ^.^ wike xDD Buckwewsbuwy uWu in :33 simpwe time; UwU I -cannot; >_> but UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, >_< nyonye >_> but ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and xDD thou desewv'st :3 it. -:33 MWS. FORD. Do nyot ÚwÚ betway uWu me, siw; UwU I feaw xDD you wuv Mistress -^.^ Page. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< as weww >_> say UwU I wuv to UwU wawk ^.^ by x3 the -Countew-gate, which >_> is >_< as hateful to ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the >_< week of :3 a -lime-kiln. -:33 MWS. FORD. xDD Weww, heaven xDD knyows >w< how UwU I wuv uWu you; ÚwÚ and xDD you -UwU shaww one day find :3 it. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Keep uWu in :3 that xDD mind; I'll OwO desewve :3 it. -:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ must tell UwU you, UwU so xDD you do; ow >_> ewse UwU I couwd -nyot be uWu in :3 that :33 mind. -ROBIN. :33 [Within] Mistress :33 Fowd, Mistress ^w^ Fowd! hewe's -Mistress uWu Page uWu at x3 the door, :3 sweating ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwowing ÚwÚ and ^w^ wooking -OwO wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_< nyeeds speak with xDD you presently. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 She UwU shaww nyot >_> see OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww :33 ensconce ;;w;; me x3 behind -x3 the arras. -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> Pway UwU you, UwU do so; ^w^ she's :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ tattwing uWu woman. -[FALSTAFF OwO hides uWu himsewf] - -^.^ We-entew xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and ROBIN - -x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? How >_< nyow! -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 O Mistress :33 Fowd, >_> what uWu have xDD you done? uWu You'we -ÚwÚ sham'd, ;;w;; y'awe uvwthwown, ;;w;; y'awe ÚwÚ undonye fow ever. -:33 MWS. FORD. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, ÚwÚ good Mistress Page? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. x3 O xDD weww-a-day, Mistress :33 Fowd, xDD having >w< an xDD honyest -x3 man to x3 youw ^.^ husband, to UwU give ^.^ him xDD such cause of >w< suspicion! -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> What cause of ^-^ suspicion? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> What cause of ^-^ suspicion? UwU Out ;;w;; upon UwU you, >w< how -^w^ am UwU I >_> mistook uWu in you! -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, :3 awas, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu Youw husband's xDD coming hithew, ^w^ woman, with aww -x3 the ^w^ officews uWu in ^w^ Windsow, to ^-^ seawch fow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that ^.^ he -;;w;; says >_> is OwO hewe nyow uWu in x3 the house, ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ consent, to OwO take >w< an -:33 iww ^w^ advantage of :33 his OwO absence. >_> You OwO awe >_< undonye. -:33 MWS. FORD. 'Tis nyot >_> so, UwU I ^-^ hope. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> Pway heaven >w< it be nyot UwU so :3 that xDD you uWu have xDD such :3 a -x3 man ^.^ hewe; >_> but UwU 'tis UwU most xDD cewtain x3 youw husband's uWu coming, -with half ^-^ Windsow uWu at :33 his heews, to ^-^ seawch fow xDD such :3 a onye. UwU I -come >w< befowe to tell OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> youwsewf cweaw, >w< why, -UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of uWu it; >_> but >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 fwiend UwU hewe, ^w^ convey, -:33 convey ^.^ him OwO out. ^w^ Be nyot ^-^ amaz'd; caww aww x3 youw :33 senses to uWu you; -;;w;; defend x3 youw weputation, ow bid >_< faweweww to x3 youw ÚwÚ good >w< wife -fow ever. -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a gentweman, x3 my uWu deaw -fwiend; ÚwÚ and UwU I feaw nyot >_< minye UwU own ^-^ shame >_< as much >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ pewiw. -UwU I xDD had rather than :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 out of x3 the -ÚwÚ house. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. For UwU shame, >_< nyevew stand >w< 'you xDD had >_< wathew' ÚwÚ and >w< 'you -xDD had wathew'! uWu Youw husband's OwO hewe uWu at xDD hand; ^.^ bethink xDD you of -x3 some ÚwÚ conveyance; uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house xDD you ;;w;; cannyot hide ^.^ him. >_< O, ->w< how uWu have xDD you >_> deceiv'd me! x3 Wook, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a >w< basket; >_> if ^.^ he be -of xDD any ^.^ weasonyabwe UwU statuwe, ^.^ he OwO may :3 cweep uWu in ^.^ hewe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow -fouw linen ;;w;; upon :3 him, >_< as >_> if >w< it :3 wewe x3 going to ^-^ bucking, or-it >_> is -whiting-time-send ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 youw >w< two ;;w;; men to Datchet -xDD Mead. -:33 MWS. FORD. He's ^w^ too big to OwO go uWu in :33 thewe. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? ->_> FAWSTAFF. [Coming forward] Let ;;w;; me >_> see :3 't, wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 't. >_< O, -wet ;;w;; me >_> see ÚwÚ 't! I'll x3 in, I'll UwU in; ;;w;; fowwow x3 youw ^-^ fwiend's counsew; -I'll ^.^ in. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. What, Sir John >w< Fawstaff! ^-^ [Aside to FALSTAFF] -^w^ Awe these x3 youw letters, knyight? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. xDD PAGE] UwU I wuv uWu thee ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye >_> but -ÚwÚ thee; OwO hewp ;;w;; me ÚwÚ away.-Wet ;;w;; me :3 cweep uWu in ^.^ hewe; I'll never- -^-^ [Gets x3 into x3 the >w< basket; ;;w;; they UwU cuvw ^.^ him with fouw linen] -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Hewp to UwU cuvw x3 youw ^.^ mastew, uWu boy. ;;w;; Caww x3 youw men, -Mistress x3 Fowd. >_> You dissembling uWu knyight! -:33 MWS. FORD. What, John! >w< Wobewt! John! uWu Exit ROBIN - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANTS - -^w^ Go, OwO take x3 up these x3 cwothes UwU hewe, ^.^ quickwy; where's x3 the -^-^ coww-staff? Wook >w< how xDD you x3 dwumbwe. xDD Cawwy them to x3 the x3 waundwess -uWu in Datchet >_< Mead; ^w^ quickwy, x3 come. - -Entew x3 FOWD, PAGE, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -FORD. >_> Pway xDD you come ÚwÚ nyeaw. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> suspect ^-^ without >_< cause, >w< why -xDD then >_< make spowt uWu at uWu me, xDD then wet ;;w;; me be x3 youw >_> jest; UwU I OwO desewve -:3 it. How now, :33 whithew UwU beaw xDD you :3 this? -SEWVANT. ;;w;; To x3 the UwU waundwess, ^-^ fowsooth. -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, >_> what uWu have xDD you to UwU do :33 whithew ;;w;; they UwU beaw :33 it? ->_> You :3 wewe best UwU meddwe with ^.^ buck-washing. -FORD. Buck? UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd >_< wash mysewf of x3 the ;;w;; buck! -Buck, :33 buck, ;;w;; buck! :33 ay, ;;w;; buck! UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, uWu buck; ÚwÚ and of -x3 the >_< season :3 too, >w< it UwU shaww :3 appeaw. UwU [Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS with -basket] ÚwÚ Gentwemen, UwU I uWu have ^.^ dweam'd to-nyight; I'll tell xDD you x3 my -UwU dweam. Here, UwU hewe, OwO hewe be x3 my keys; >_> ascend x3 my chambers, -:3 seawch, seek, find OwO out. I'll :33 wawwant we'll unkennel x3 the xDD fox. -Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ stop ÚwÚ this uWu way fiwst. uWu [Wocking x3 the ^w^ doow] So, nyow -UwU uncape. -xDD PAGE. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, be contented; xDD you wrong >_> youwsewf -^w^ too :33 much. -FORD. >_< Twue, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. ^-^ Up, xDD gentwemen, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see spowt -anon; ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, >_< gentwemen. uWu Exit -EVANS. This >_> is fewy OwO fantasticaw humours ÚwÚ and jealousies. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU 'tis nyo x3 the fashion of Fwance; >w< it >_> is nyot jealous -uWu in Fwance. -xDD PAGE. Nyay, ;;w;; fowwow :3 him, UwU gentwemen; >_> see x3 the x3 issue of :33 his -seawch. Exeunt :33 EVANS, PAGE, ÚwÚ and >_> CAIUS -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Is there nyot :3 a :3 doubwe ÚwÚ excewwency uWu in :3 this? -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot which x3 pweases ;;w;; me better, :3 that x3 my -:33 husband >_> is :33 deceived, ow Sir OwO John. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> What :3 a :3 taking UwU was ^.^ he uWu in when x3 youw :33 husband ->w< ask'd who UwU was uWu in x3 the ;;w;; basket! -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^w^ am half :33 afwaid ^.^ he xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyeed of UwU washing; UwU so -thwowing ^.^ him x3 into x3 the UwU watew xDD wiww UwU do ^.^ him :3 a benefit. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Hang :3 him, ;;w;; dishonyest rascal! UwU I ^.^ wouwd aww of x3 the -same ;;w;; stwain :3 wewe uWu in x3 the same ÚwÚ distwess. -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I think x3 my :33 husband hath x3 some >_> speciaw >_> suspicion -of Falstaff's ^.^ being UwU hewe, fow UwU I >_< nyevew saw ^.^ him UwU so gwoss uWu in :33 his -^.^ jeawousy >w< tiww now. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I Will uWu way :3 a :3 pwot to >_> twy :3 that, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww yet uWu have -^.^ mowe tricks with >w< Fawstaff. ÚwÚ His dissolute ÚwÚ disease xDD wiww scawce -UwU obey ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ medicinye. -:33 MWS. FORD. Shall ^.^ we >_> send :3 that >_< foowish cawwion, Mistress -Quickly, to :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU excuse :33 his thwowing x3 into x3 the >_< watew, -ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him anyothew hope, to ÚwÚ betway ^.^ him to anyothew -^.^ punyishment? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. We xDD wiww UwU do uWu it; wet ^.^ him be sent fow to-mowwow -eight o'clock, to uWu have >_> amends. - -^.^ We-entew x3 FOWD, PAGE, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -FORD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot find him; OwO may be x3 the x3 knyave ^.^ bwagg'd of :3 that -^.^ he couwd nyot UwU compass. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ [Aside to :33 MWS. FORD] ^-^ Heawd xDD you ^-^ that? -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> You use ;;w;; me weww, >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, UwU do you? -FORD. Ay, UwU I UwU do :3 so. -:33 MWS. FORD. uWu Heaven >_< make xDD you xDD bettew than x3 youw thoughts! -FORD. ÚwÚ Amen. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> You UwU do >_> youwsewf ^-^ mighty wwong, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. -FORD. Ay, ^-^ ay; UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw :3 it. -EVANS. ;;w;; If there be xDD any pody uWu in x3 the house, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the -chambers, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the >_> coffews, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the presses, heaven :33 fowgive -x3 my :3 sins uWu at x3 the day of ;;w;; judgment! -xDD CAIUS. ^w^ Be ;;w;; gaw, nor UwU I :3 too; there >_> is nyo >_> bodies. -xDD PAGE. OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, OwO awe xDD you nyot asham'd? >_> What -^-^ spiwit, >_> what ^.^ deviw >_> suggests ÚwÚ this imagination? UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU ha' -x3 youw xDD distempew uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind fow x3 the weawth of ^-^ Windsow -UwU Castwe. -FORD. 'Tis x3 my ^w^ fauwt, >_< Mastew ^-^ Page; UwU I suffew fow :3 it. -EVANS. >_> You suffew fow :3 a pad ^w^ conscience. uWu Youw >w< wife >_> is >_< as -xDD honyest :3 a :33 omans >_< as UwU I xDD wiww desiwes ^-^ among five ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ and five -:3 hundwed UwU too. -xDD CAIUS. ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I >_> see UwU 'tis >w< an xDD honyest uWu woman. -FORD. xDD Weww, UwU I pwomis'd xDD you :3 a uWu dinnyew. ^.^ Come, come, UwU wawk uWu in -x3 the :3 Pawk. UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww heweaftew >_< make -ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you >w< why UwU I uWu have donye UwU this. ^.^ Come, :3 wife, come, -Mistress ^-^ Page; UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon OwO me; pray heartly, -UwU pawdon x3 me. -xDD PAGE. :3 Wet's OwO go x3 in, UwU gentwemen; but, :33 twust uWu me, we'll ÚwÚ mock ^.^ him. -UwU I UwU do invite xDD you to-mowwow mownying to x3 my ;;w;; house to breakfast; -after, we'll a-birding together; UwU I uWu have :3 a OwO finye x3 hawk fow -x3 the :3 bush. Shall >w< it be so? -FORD. x3 Any >_> thing. -EVANS. ;;w;; If there >_> is one, UwU I UwU shaww >_< make >w< two uWu in x3 the UwU company. -xDD CAIUS. ;;w;; If there be one ow >_> two, UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ make-a x3 the tuwd. -FORD. >_> Pway xDD you x3 go, >_< Mastew ^.^ Page. -EVANS. UwU I pray xDD you now, wemembwance to-mowwow on x3 the -wousy ^-^ knyave, >_< minye >_< host. -xDD CAIUS. ^.^ Dat >_> is good; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -EVANS. ^-^ A wousy ^-^ knyave, to uWu have :33 his x3 gibes ÚwÚ and :33 his mockewies! -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -^.^ Befowe >_> PAGE'S ;;w;; house - -Entew FENTON ÚwÚ and >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE - ->_< FENTON. UwU I >_> see UwU I ;;w;; cannyot get >w< thy father's love; -Therefore nyo ^.^ mowe turn ;;w;; me to :3 him, x3 sweet :33 Nyan. -ANNE. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how ^w^ then? ->_< FENTON. Why, xDD thou ^w^ must be thysewf. ->w< He xDD doth :33 object UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too great of birth; -xDD And :3 that, x3 my >w< state ^.^ being gall'd with x3 my UwU expense, -UwU I >_> seek to heal >w< it >w< onwy ^.^ by :33 his ;;w;; weawth. -Besides OwO these, othew bars ^.^ he ways >w< befowe uWu me, -OwO My wiots past, x3 my >w< wiwd societies; -xDD And uWu tewws ;;w;; me UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ thing xDD impossibwe -UwU I >_> shouwd wuv uWu thee >_> but >_< as :3 a uWu pwopewty. -ANNE.. ^-^ May be ^.^ he uWu tewws xDD you true. ->_< FENTON. :3 Nyo, heaven UwU so ^w^ speed ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my time to >w< come! -Awbeit UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess >w< thy father's weawth -Was x3 the xDD fiwst motive :3 that UwU I woo'd ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Annye; -Yet, :33 wooing ÚwÚ thee, UwU I >_> found uWu thee of ^.^ mowe value -Than stamps uWu in ^.^ gowd, ow uWu sums uWu in uWu seawed bags; -xDD And UwU 'tis x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ wiches of >w< thysewf -:33 That nyow UwU I aim at. -ANNE. ^w^ Gentwe >_< Mastew Fenton, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> seek x3 my father's love; still >_> seek :33 it, sir. -;;w;; If x3 oppowtunyity ÚwÚ and uWu humbwest >_> suit -UwU Cannyot :3 attain :33 it, >w< why ^-^ then-hawk xDD you hithew. -^w^ [They convewse apart] - -Entew ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ^.^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY - -x3 SHAWWOW. ^.^ Bweak uWu theiw talk, Mistress Quickwy; x3 my kinsman -UwU shaww speak fow himself. -x3 SWENDEW. I'll >_< make :3 a >w< shaft ow :3 a OwO bowt on UwU 't; 'swid, UwU 'tis >_> but -x3 ventuwing. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^w^ Be nyot dismay'd. -x3 SWENDEW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ she UwU shaww nyot x3 dismay x3 me. UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow :3 that, ->_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am afeawd. -^-^ QUICKWY. ^.^ Hawk :3 ye, >_< Mastew Swendew ^.^ wouwd speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd -with OwO you. -ANNE. UwU I come to ^.^ him. :3 [Aside] This >_> is x3 my father's >w< choice. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a wowwd of ^-^ viwe :3 iww-favouw'd :33 fauwts -Looks handsome uWu in >w< thwee :3 hundwed uWu pounds :3 a year! -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And >w< how does ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew ^.^ Fenton? >_> Pway UwU you, :3 a -;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -x3 SHAWWOW. >_> She's >w< coming; to hew, :3 coz. x3 O ^-^ boy, xDD thou >w< hadst :3 a -;;w;; fathew! -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, Mistress ^w^ Annye; x3 my :33 uncwe ^.^ can tell -xDD you ÚwÚ good jests of ^.^ him. >_> Pway UwU you, uWu uncwe, tell Mistress >_> Annye -x3 the xDD jest >w< how x3 my >w< fathew OwO stowe >w< two ^.^ geese x3 out of :3 a pen, ÚwÚ good -uncle. -x3 SHAWWOW. Mistress ÚwÚ Annye, x3 my xDD cousin loves OwO you. -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, :3 that UwU I do; >_< as weww >_< as UwU I wuv xDD any OwO woman uWu in -Gloucestershire. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a gentlewoman. -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww come :3 cut ÚwÚ and wongtaiw, :33 undew x3 the -degwee of :3 a UwU squiwe. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< He xDD wiww >_< make xDD you :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and :33 fifty uWu pounds -jointure. -ANNE. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Shallow, wet ^.^ him ^.^ woo fow himself. -x3 SHAWWOW. OwO Mawwy, UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow uWu it; UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow :3 that -ÚwÚ good UwU comfowt. :33 She ;;w;; cawws UwU you, ÚwÚ coz; I'll OwO weave OwO you. -ANNE. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew Swendew- -x3 SWENDEW. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Mistress xDD Annye- -ANNE. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -x3 SWENDEW. OwO My Will! ^.^ 'Od's x3 heawtwings, ^w^ that's :3 a OwO pwetty xDD jest -^w^ indeed! UwU I ^w^ nye'ew UwU made x3 my xDD wiww ^w^ yet, UwU I >_> thank xDD heaven; UwU I ^w^ am nyot -xDD such :3 a >_> sickwy x3 cweatuwe, UwU I UwU give heaven ;;w;; pwaise. -ANNE. UwU I mean, >_< Mastew Slender, >_> what ^.^ wouwd xDD you with me? -x3 SWENDEW. ^-^ Twuwy, fow >_< minye UwU own ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wittwe ow >_< nyothing -with OwO you. uWu Youw >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 uncwe hath UwU made >_< motions; ->_> if >w< it be x3 my wuck, so; >_> if >_> nyot, ^w^ happy x3 man be :33 his >_> dowe! ^-^ They -^.^ can tell xDD you >w< how ^.^ things OwO go xDD bettew than UwU I ;;w;; can. >_> You OwO may ^w^ ask -x3 youw father; OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. - -Entew ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE - -xDD PAGE. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew x3 Swendew! Wuv :3 him, daughter xDD Annye- -Why, >w< how now, >_> what does >_< Mastew :33 Fenton hewe? ->_> You wrong uWu me, ^w^ siw, OwO thus still to >_> haunt x3 my ÚwÚ house. -UwU I told UwU you, ^w^ siw, x3 my daughter >_> is uWu dispos'd uWu of. ->_< FENTON. Nyay, >_< Mastew >_> Page, be nyot ;;w;; impatient. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Fenton, come nyot to x3 my :33 chiwd. -xDD PAGE. :33 She >_> is nyo >_< match fow OwO you. ->_< FENTON. UwU Siw, xDD wiww xDD you hear me? -xDD PAGE. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew Fenton. -^.^ Come, >_< Mastew >w< Shawwow; come, >_< son Swendew; ^.^ in. -Knyowing x3 my UwU mind, xDD you wrong uWu me, >_< Mastew Fenton. -Exeunt PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER -^-^ QUICKWY. ^w^ Speak to Mistress ^.^ Page. ->_< FENTON. ^-^ Good Mistress >_> Page, fow :3 that UwU I wuv x3 youw daughter -^w^ In xDD such :3 a xDD wighteous fashion >_< as UwU I UwU do, -x3 Pewfowce, OwO against aww x3 checks, rebukes, ÚwÚ and :3 mannyews, -UwU I ^w^ must advance x3 the cowouws of x3 my xDD wuv, -xDD And nyot x3 wetiwe. Let ;;w;; me uWu have x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. -ANNE. ^-^ Good :33 mothew, UwU do nyot marry ;;w;; me to :33 yond xDD foow. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I >_> mean >w< it x3 nyot; UwU I >_> seek xDD you :3 a xDD bettew husband. -^-^ QUICKWY. >w< That's x3 my ^.^ mastew, >_< Mastew xDD Doctow. -ANNE. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I xDD had rather be uWu set ^w^ quick :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. -xDD And bowl'd to :33 death with tuwnyips. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, >_> twoubwe nyot OwO youwsewf. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew -Fenton, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot be x3 youw fwiend, nor enemy; -OwO My daughter xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; question >w< how ^.^ she loves UwU you, -xDD And >_< as UwU I find hew, UwU so ^w^ am UwU I :33 affected; -Tiww >w< then, farewell, siw; ^.^ she ^w^ must >_< nyeeds OwO go UwU in; -:3 Hew >w< fathew xDD wiww be >w< angwy. ->_< FENTON. UwU Faweweww, ^-^ gentwe mistress; farewell, :33 Nyan. -Exeunt :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE ÚwÚ and >w< ANNyE -^-^ QUICKWY. This >_> is x3 my xDD doing >w< nyow: ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said UwU I 'wiww xDD you ;;w;; cast -OwO away x3 youw chiwd on :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ physician? Wook on ->_< Mastew uWu Fenton.' This >_> is x3 my doing. ->_< FENTON. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, >_> once ^.^ to-nyight -Give x3 my x3 sweet Nan ÚwÚ this wing. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy OwO pains. -^-^ QUICKWY. Now uWu Heaven >_> send uWu thee ÚwÚ good fortune! ;;w;; [Exit -OwO FENTON] ^-^ A uWu kind >_< heawt ^.^ he hath; :3 a OwO woman ^.^ wouwd >w< wun ^w^ thwough -fire ÚwÚ and UwU watew fow xDD such :3 a uWu kind ;;w;; heawt. OwO But yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my ->_< mastew xDD had Mistress ^w^ Annye; ow UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< Mastew Swendew xDD had ->w< hew; or, uWu in sooth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< Mastew :33 Fenton xDD had >w< hew; UwU I xDD wiww -UwU do >_> what UwU I ^.^ can fow them aww >_< thwee, fow UwU so UwU I uWu have pwomis'd, -ÚwÚ and I'll be >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my wowd; >_> but >w< speciouswy fow >_< Mastew -Fenton. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must of anyothew x3 ewwand to Sir John Falstaff -from x3 my >w< two mistresses. >_> What :3 a beast ^w^ am UwU I to ^w^ swack :3 it! -uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH - ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Bawdowph, UwU I ;;w;; say! -BARDOLPH. Here, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Go :3 fetch ;;w;; me :3 a quawt of >_< sack; put :3 a >_< toast uWu in :3 't. -uWu Exit ^.^ BAWDOWPH -:3 Have UwU I liv'd to be cawwied uWu in :3 a ^-^ basket, ^.^ wike :3 a bawwow of -^w^ butchew's offal, ÚwÚ and to be :33 thwown uWu in x3 the >_> Thames? xDD Weww, >_> if -UwU I be sewv'd xDD such anyothew OwO twick, I'll uWu have x3 my brains >_> ta'en x3 out -ÚwÚ and buttew'd, ÚwÚ and UwU give them to :3 a dog fow :3 a uWu nyew-yeaw's uWu gift. -uWu The rogues swighted ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the river with >_< as xDD wittwe ^-^ wemowse ->_< as ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< dwown'd :3 a ^w^ bwind :3 bitch's puppies, >_< fifteen -:33 i' x3 th' UwU wittew; ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; size :3 that UwU I uWu have -:3 a uWu kind of alacrity uWu in ^-^ sinking; >_> if x3 the :3 bottom :3 wewe >_< as >_> deep >_< as -heww UwU I >_> shouwd down. UwU I xDD had :33 been >w< dwown'd >_> but :3 that x3 the >w< showe -UwU was shelvy ÚwÚ and xDD shawwow-a :33 death :3 that UwU I uWu abhow; fow x3 the UwU watew -^-^ swewws :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and >_> what :3 a ^.^ thing >_> shouwd UwU I uWu have :33 been when -xDD had :33 been >w< sweww'd! UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO mountain of -:3 mummy. - -^.^ We-entew uWu BAWDOWPH, with ^-^ sack - -BARDOLPH. >_> Hewe's Mistress Quickly, ^w^ siw, to speak with xDD you ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me pouw uWu in x3 some ^-^ sack to x3 the >_> Thames -water; fow x3 my x3 bewwy's >_< as UwU cowd >_< as >_> if UwU I xDD had swallow'd -ÚwÚ snyowbawws fow >_> piwws to :3 coow x3 the ÚwÚ weins. ;;w;; Caww her ^.^ in. -BARDOLPH. :3 Come x3 in, uWu woman. - -Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY - -^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ By x3 youw :3 weave; UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. Give x3 youw -:33 wowship ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Take OwO away these ^-^ chawices. ^w^ Go, bwew ;;w;; me :3 a pottle -of ^-^ sack ÚwÚ finyewy. -BARDOLPH. With xDD eggs, UwU siw? ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU Simpwe of >_< itsewf; I'll nyo ^w^ puwwet-spewm uWu in x3 my ->_> bwewage. ;;w;; [Exit ÚwÚ BAWDOWPH] How >_< nyow! -^-^ QUICKWY. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I come to x3 youw :33 wowship from Mistress -x3 Fowd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress ^w^ Fowd! UwU I uWu have xDD had ford >_< enyough; UwU I UwU was -:33 thwown x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ fowd; UwU I uWu have x3 my bewwy full of ford. -^-^ QUICKWY. Awas x3 the ^-^ day, ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, :3 that UwU was nyot her >_> fauwt! -:33 She does UwU so OwO take on with her ÚwÚ men; ;;w;; they >_> mistook uWu theiw -;;w;; ewection. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So uWu did UwU I >_> minye, to buiwd ;;w;; upon :3 a >_< foowish xDD woman's -pwomise. -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD Weww, ^.^ she laments, ^w^ siw, fow :33 it, :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd yearn -x3 youw >_< heawt to >_> see :3 it. :3 Hew :33 husband xDD goes ÚwÚ this mownying -:33 a-biwding; ^.^ she desiwes xDD you >_> once ^.^ mowe to come to her ^-^ between -eight ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyinye; UwU I ^w^ must carry her ;;w;; wowd >w< quickwy. OwO She'ww >_< make -xDD you amends, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, UwU I Will x3 visit her. Teww her so; ÚwÚ and bid her -think >_> what :3 a x3 man >w< is. Let her OwO considew :33 his fwaiwty, ÚwÚ and xDD then -OwO judge of x3 my x3 mewit. -^-^ QUICKWY. UwU I xDD wiww tell her. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Do :3 so. Between >w< nyinye ÚwÚ and x3 ten, say'st thou? -^-^ QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Eight ÚwÚ and nine, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, be xDD gonye; UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; miss her. -^-^ QUICKWY. :3 Peace be with UwU you, sir. uWu Exit ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I :3 mawvew UwU I hear nyot of >_< Mastew Bwook; ^.^ he sent ;;w;; me -;;w;; wowd to xDD stay x3 within. UwU I ^.^ wike :33 his monyey well. >_< O, OwO hewe ^.^ he -^w^ comes. - -Entew uWu FOWD disguised - -FORD. :3 Bwess UwU you, sir! ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Nyow, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, xDD you come to ^.^ knyow >_> what -hath :33 pass'd ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Ford's :33 wife? -FORD. ^.^ That, :33 indeed, Sir John, >_> is x3 my business. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< wie to uWu you; UwU I UwU was uWu at her -;;w;; house x3 the >_> houw ^.^ she uWu appointed x3 me. -FORD. xDD And sped UwU you, UwU siw? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Very ill-favouredly, >_< Mastew Brook. -FORD. How >_> so, siw; uWu did ^.^ she change her ÚwÚ detewminyation? ->_> FAWSTAFF. No. >_< Mastew Bwook; >_> but x3 the ^.^ peaking >_> cownyuto her -^.^ husband, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, dwelling uWu in :3 a continyuaw 'larum of -jeawousy, x3 comes ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the x3 instant of OwO ouw, encountew, ÚwÚ aftew -^.^ we xDD had embrac'd, uWu kiss'd, protested, x3 and, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ^-^ spoke -x3 the uWu pwowogue of UwU ouw :3 comedy; ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 his heels :3 a rabble of :33 his -uWu companyions, uWu thithew pwovoked ÚwÚ and ^.^ instigated ^.^ by :33 his -distempew, x3 and, xDD fowsooth, to ^-^ seawch :33 his ;;w;; house fow :33 his ^w^ wife's -love. -FORD. What, OwO whiwe xDD you :3 wewe OwO thewe? ->_> FAWSTAFF. While UwU I UwU was :33 thewe. -FORD. xDD And uWu did ^.^ he ^-^ seawch fow UwU you, ÚwÚ and couwd nyot find you? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> You UwU shaww heaw. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ good luck ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 it, x3 comes -uWu in one Mistress >_> Page, ;;w;; gives ^.^ intewwigence of Ford's >_> appwoach; -x3 and, uWu in her >w< invention ÚwÚ and Ford's ^w^ wife's ;;w;; distwaction, ;;w;; they -;;w;; convey'd ;;w;; me x3 into :3 a OwO buck-basket. -FORD. ^-^ A :3 buck-basket! ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ By x3 the Wowd, :3 a :3 buck-basket! Ramm'd ;;w;; me uWu in with -fouw shiwts ÚwÚ and UwU smocks, ^-^ socks, fouw stockings, ^-^ gweasy -napkins, :3 that, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, there UwU was x3 the rankest ÚwÚ compound -of ÚwÚ viwwainyous smell :3 that OwO evew uWu offended nostril. -FORD. xDD And >w< how ^-^ wong uWu way xDD you OwO thewe? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww heaw, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, >_> what UwU I uWu have -^w^ suffew'd to ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this OwO woman to eviw fow x3 youw UwU good. uWu Being -OwO thus cramm'd uWu in x3 the ^-^ basket, :3 a coupwe of Ford's knaves, :33 his -xDD hinds, :3 wewe ^w^ caww'd fowth ^.^ by uWu theiw mistwess to carry ;;w;; me uWu in -x3 the xDD nyame of fouw x3 cwothes to Datchet OwO Wanye; ;;w;; they >_> took ;;w;; me on -uWu theiw >_< shouwdews; >w< met x3 the jealous x3 knyave uWu theiw >_< mastew uWu in x3 the -door; who >w< ask'd them >_> once ow twice >_> what ;;w;; they xDD had uWu in uWu theiw ->_> basket. UwU I >w< quak'd fow feaw xDD west x3 the wunyatic x3 knyave ^.^ wouwd uWu have -:33 seawch'd uWu it; >_> but Fate, ÚwÚ owdainying ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, -hewd :33 his >w< hand. xDD Weww, on OwO went ^.^ he fow :3 a :3 seawch, ÚwÚ and OwO away -OwO went UwU I fow fouw >_< cwothes. OwO But mark x3 the :33 sequew, >_< Mastew -:3 Bwook-I suffered x3 the x3 pangs of >w< thwee sevewaw deaths: ÚwÚ fiwst, ->w< an intowewabwe :33 fwight to be xDD detected with :3 a jealous wotten -:3 beww-wethew; next, to be ^.^ compass'd ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ good biwbo uWu in x3 the -:33 ciwcumfewence of :3 a >_> peck, hiwt to UwU point, OwO heew to head; ÚwÚ and ->w< then, to be ;;w;; stopp'd x3 in, ^.^ wike :3 a >w< stwong OwO distiwwation, with ->w< stinking x3 cwothes :3 that ^w^ fwetted uWu in uWu theiw UwU own ^w^ gwease. ^w^ Think of :3 that -^-^ -a x3 man of x3 my >_> kidnyey. ^w^ Think of ^-^ that-that ^w^ am >_< as x3 subject to -^.^ heat >_< as UwU buttew; :3 a x3 man of continyuaw x3 dissowution ÚwÚ and x3 thaw. ^.^ It -UwU was :3 a :33 miwacwe to ;;w;; scape >_> suffocation. xDD And uWu in x3 the height of -ÚwÚ this :33 bath, when UwU I UwU was ^.^ mowe than half-stew'd uWu in x3 gwease, ^.^ wike -:3 a Dutch :33 dish, to be :33 thwown x3 into x3 the Thames, ÚwÚ and >w< coow'd, ->_< gwowing >_> hot, uWu in :3 that ^-^ suwge, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD howse-shoe; think of :3 that -:3 -hissing xDD hot. ^w^ Think of :3 that, >_< Mastew Brook. -FORD. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good xDD sadnyess, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake xDD you -uWu have ^w^ suffew'd aww UwU this. OwO My ^.^ suit, >w< then, >_> is ^-^ despewate; -you'ww undewtake her nyo more. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, UwU I xDD wiww be :33 thwown x3 into OwO Etnya, >_< as UwU I -uWu have :33 been x3 into Thames, ere UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave her OwO thus. :3 Hew -:33 husband >_> is ÚwÚ this mownying >_> gonye :33 a-biwding; UwU I uWu have uWu weceived from -her anyothew uWu embassy of meeting; 'twixt eight ÚwÚ and >w< nyinye >_> is -x3 the ^-^ houw, >_< Mastew Brook. -FORD. 'Tis x3 past eight already, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Is :33 it? UwU I Will xDD then address ;;w;; me to x3 my appointment. -:3 Come to ;;w;; me uWu at x3 youw UwU convenyient >_> weisuwe, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww -^.^ knyow >w< how UwU I ÚwÚ speed; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO concwusion UwU shaww be ^.^ cwownyed -with x3 youw enjoying her. uWu Adieu. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have hew, >_< Mastew -Bwook; >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, xDD you UwU shaww cuckold x3 Fowd. uWu Exit -FORD. :3 Hum! :33 ha! Is ÚwÚ this :3 a vision? Is ÚwÚ this :3 a ;;w;; dweam? Do UwU I ^w^ sweep? ->_< Mastew :33 Fowd, ;;w;; awake; >w< awake, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. >_> Thewe's :3 a x3 howe -UwU made uWu in x3 youw best uWu coat, >_< Mastew x3 Fowd. This UwU 'tis to be -^w^ mawwied; ÚwÚ this UwU 'tis to uWu have linen ÚwÚ and OwO buck-baskets! xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww -:3 pwocwaim mysewf >_> what UwU I am; UwU I xDD wiww nyow OwO take x3 the OwO wechew; ^.^ he ->_> is uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; scape OwO me; UwU 'tis xDD impossibwe ^.^ he ->_< shouwd; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot :3 cweep x3 into :3 a >w< hawfpenny >_< puwse nor x3 into -:3 a ÚwÚ peppew xDD box. But, xDD west x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 that xDD guides ^.^ him >_> shouwd >_> aid -:3 him, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ seawch xDD impossibwe UwU pwaces. ;;w;; Though >_> what UwU I ^w^ am UwU I -;;w;; cannyot >_> avoid, yet to be >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU shaww nyot >_< make -;;w;; me tame. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have >w< howns to >_< make one mad, wet x3 the pwuvwb -OwO go with me-I'll be >_> hown >_> mad. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. - -Windsor. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS QUICKWY, ÚwÚ and UwU WIWWIAM - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Is ^.^ he uWu at >_< Mastew Ford's already, think'st thou? -^-^ QUICKWY. Sure ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ by >_< this; ow xDD wiww be ^-^ pwesentwy; >_> but :33 twuwy -^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy xDD couwageous ^-^ mad about :33 his thwowing x3 into x3 the ->_> watew. Mistress >_< Fowd desiwes xDD you to come ÚwÚ suddenwy. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. I'll be with her ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by; I'll >_> but ;;w;; bwing x3 my -xDD young x3 man OwO hewe to school. Wook :3 whewe :33 his >_< mastew ;;w;; comes; -UwU 'tis :3 a :3 pwaying ^-^ day, UwU I ^-^ see. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -How now, Sir Hugh, nyo OwO schoow >w< to-day? -EVANS. No; >_< Mastew Swendew >_> is wet x3 the >_< boys OwO weave to play. -^-^ QUICKWY. Blessing of :33 his :33 heawt! -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Sir Hugh, x3 my :33 husband ;;w;; says x3 my >_< son pwofits ->_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd uWu at :33 his book; UwU I pray xDD you ^w^ ask ^.^ him x3 some -UwU questions uWu in :33 his ^-^ accidence. -EVANS. :3 Come hithew, ^.^ Wiwwiam; howd x3 up x3 youw head; x3 come. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siwwah; howd x3 up x3 youw head; answew x3 youw -mastew; be nyot afraid. -EVANS. >w< Wiwwiam, >w< how UwU many xDD nyumbews >_> is uWu in nyouns? -WILLIAM. OwO Two. -^-^ QUICKWY. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I xDD thought there xDD had :33 been one ^w^ nyumbew ->_> mowe, uWu because ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ 'Od's nyouns.' -EVANS. :3 Peace x3 youw uWu tattwings. >_> What >_> is 'faiw,' ^-^ Wiwwiam? -WILLIAM. ^.^ Puwchew. -^-^ QUICKWY. Polecats! >_> Thewe OwO awe fairer ^.^ things than polecats, ->_> suwe. -EVANS. >_> You OwO awe :3 a xDD vewy simplicity :3 oman; UwU I pray UwU you, peace. ->_> What >_> is ;;w;; 'wapis,' ^-^ Wiwwiam? -WILLIAM. ^-^ A uWu stonye. -EVANS. xDD And >_> what >_> is xDD 'a ^-^ stonye,' ^-^ Wiwwiam? -WILLIAM. ^-^ A pebbwe. -EVANS. :3 Nyo, >w< it >_> is UwU 'wapis'; UwU I pray xDD you remember uWu in x3 youw :33 pwain. -WILLIAM. Lapis. -EVANS. :33 That >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good William. >_> What >_> is xDD he, >w< Wiwwiam, :3 that -does xDD wend articles? -WILLIAM. Articles OwO awe bowwowed of x3 the pronoun, ÚwÚ and be -OwO thus declined: :3 Singuwawitew, nyominyativo; :3 hic, UwU haec, uWu hoc. -EVANS. Nyominyativo, ^w^ hig, >_> hag, UwU hog; pray UwU you, mark: genitivo, -hujus. xDD Weww, >_> what >_> is x3 youw OwO accusative x3 case? -WILLIAM. x3 Accusativo, UwU hinc. -EVANS. UwU I pray UwU you, uWu have x3 youw ^w^ wemembwance, :33 chiwd. -x3 Accusativo, hung, uWu hang, UwU hog. -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD 'Hang-hog' >_> is ;;w;; Watin fow :33 bacon, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -EVANS. Weave x3 youw pwabbwes, ^-^ oman. >_> What >_> is x3 the focative -case, ^-^ Wiwwiam? -WILLIAM. xDD O-vocativo, O. -EVANS. OwO Wemembew, William: focative >_> is cawet. -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And ^w^ that's :3 a ÚwÚ good woot. -EVANS. ^-^ Oman, ^.^ fowbeaw. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :33 Peace. -EVANS. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ genyitive case plural, ^-^ Wiwwiam? -WILLIAM. :33 Genyitive x3 case? -EVANS. uWu Ay. -WILLIAM. Genitive: howum, ^w^ hawum, howum. -^-^ QUICKWY. >_< Vengeance of Jenny's case; fie on >_> hew! xDD Nyevew -xDD nyame hew, child, >_> if ^.^ she be :3 a ^-^ whowe. -EVANS. For UwU shame, ^-^ oman. -^-^ QUICKWY. YOU UwU do :33 iww to >_< teach x3 the chiwd xDD such ÚwÚ wowds. >w< He -teaches ^.^ him to ^-^ hick ÚwÚ and to ^-^ hack, which they'ww UwU do ÚwÚ fast -enough of themselves; ÚwÚ and to caww 'howum'; fie ;;w;; upon you! -EVANS. ^-^ Oman, awt xDD thou lunatics? Hast xDD thou nyo UwU undewstandings -fow >w< thy ;;w;; cases, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD nyumbews of x3 the genders? ^.^ Thou -awt >_< as >_< foowish Christian ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 desiwes. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU Pwithee howd >w< thy peace. -EVANS. uWu Show ;;w;; me now, >w< Wiwwiam, x3 some OwO decwensions of x3 youw ->_> pwonyouns. -WILLIAM. Forsooth, UwU I uWu have :3 fowgot. -EVANS. ^.^ It >_> is :3 qui, ;;w;; quae, quod; >_> if xDD you x3 fowget x3 youw ^w^ qui's, x3 youw ->_> quae's, ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO quod's, xDD you ^w^ must be >_< pweeches. Go x3 youw -ways ÚwÚ and play; ÚwÚ go. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >w< He >_> is :3 a xDD bettew scholar than UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he uWu was. -EVANS. >w< He >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good spwag memory. UwU Faweweww, Mistress ^.^ Page. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good Sir ;;w;; Hugh. uWu Exit ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH ->_< Get xDD you ^.^ home, uWu boy. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we xDD stay ^w^ too wong. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -xDD FOWD'S ;;w;; house - -Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD - ->_> FAWSTAFF. Mistress :33 Fowd, x3 youw sorrow hath eaten x3 up x3 my -sufferance. UwU I >_> see xDD you OwO awe ^.^ obsequious uWu in x3 youw xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and UwU I -pwofess wequitaw to :3 a haiw's ^-^ bweadth; nyot >_> onwy, Mistress :33 Fowd, uWu in -x3 the :33 simpwe ^.^ office of xDD wuv, >_> but uWu in aww x3 the accoutrement, -complement, ÚwÚ and ceremony of :3 it. OwO But OwO awe xDD you >_< suwe of x3 youw -:33 husband ^.^ nyow? -:33 MWS. FORD. He's uWu a-biwding, x3 sweet Sir OwO John. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :33 [Within] >_> What ÚwÚ hoa, ^.^ gossip :33 Fowd, >_> what ^-^ hoa! -:33 MWS. FORD. >w< Step x3 into x3 th' chamber, Sir OwO John. uWu Exit FALSTAFF - -Entew xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. How now, ^w^ sweetheawt, OwO who's uWu at ^.^ home ;;w;; besides ->w< youwsewf? -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, >_< nyonye >_> but >_< minye UwU own ^-^ peopwe. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Indeed? -:33 MWS. FORD. :3 Nyo, certainly. ^-^ [Aside to :3 hew] ^w^ Speak louder. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu gwad xDD you uWu have >w< nyobody hewe. -:33 MWS. FORD. xDD Why? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, ^w^ woman, x3 youw :33 husband >_> is uWu in :33 his ;;w;; owd wunyes -;;w;; again. >w< He UwU so UwU takes on yonder with x3 my xDD husband; UwU so ^-^ waiws -OwO against aww mawwied x3 mankind; UwU so cuwses >w< an >_< Eve's ^w^ daughtews, -of >_> what >_< compwexion >w< soevew; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ buffets >_< himsewf on x3 the -forehead, :3 cwying >_< 'Peew-out, peew-out!' :3 that xDD any ^-^ madnyess UwU I -OwO evew yet beheld ^w^ seem'd >_> but :3 tamenyess, :3 civiwity, ÚwÚ and patience, -to ÚwÚ this :33 his xDD distempew ^.^ he >_> is uWu in now. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad x3 the :33 fat knight ->_> is nyot hewe. -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, does ^.^ he tawk of him? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Of >_< nyonye >_> but him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweaws ^.^ he UwU was cawwied ^.^ out, -x3 the >w< wast time ^.^ he :33 seawch'd fow :3 him, uWu in :3 a >w< basket; uWu pwotests to -x3 my :33 husband ^.^ he >_> is nyow ^.^ hewe; ÚwÚ and hath drawn ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 the -xDD west of uWu theiw >_< company from uWu theiw sport, to >_< make anyothew -^-^ expewiment of :33 his suspicion. OwO But UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad x3 the knight >_> is nyot -^.^ hewe; nyow ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> see :33 his UwU own UwU foowewy. -:33 MWS. FORD. How nyeaw >_> is xDD he, Mistress Page? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Hawd UwU by, uWu at :3 stweet ^w^ end; ^.^ he xDD wiww be OwO hewe x3 anyon. -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^w^ am >w< undonye: x3 the knight >_> is hewe. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, >w< then, xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; uttewwy ÚwÚ sham'd, ÚwÚ and uWu he's >_> but -:3 a >_< dead man. >_> What :3 a OwO woman OwO awe you! UwU Away with :3 him, -OwO away with him; xDD bettew ^-^ shame than ^-^ muwdew. -:33 MWS. FORD. >_< Which uWu way >_> shouwd ^.^ he >w< go? How >_> shouwd UwU I bestow -him? Shall UwU I put ^.^ him x3 into x3 the ;;w;; basket ^w^ again? - -^.^ We-entew FALSTAFF - ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo, I'll come nyo ^.^ mowe :33 i' x3 th' >_> basket. ^-^ May UwU I nyot OwO go -x3 out ere ^.^ he come? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< thwee of >_< Mastew Ford's bwothews ;;w;; watch x3 the -doow with pistols, :3 that >_< nyonye UwU shaww x3 issue out; ^-^ othewwise xDD you -^w^ might swip OwO away ere ^.^ he >_< came. OwO But >_> what >_< make xDD you hewe? ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? I'll :3 cweep x3 up x3 into x3 the chimney. -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> Thewe ;;w;; they awways use to ;;w;; dischawge uWu theiw -biwding-pieces. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Creep x3 into x3 the ÚwÚ kiwn-howe. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Whewe >_> is :33 it? -:33 MWS. FORD. >w< He xDD wiww >_> seek thewe, on x3 my OwO wowd. >_> Nyeithew pwess, -^w^ coffew, :3 chest, ;;w;; twunk, weww, OwO vauwt, >_> but ^.^ he hath >w< an abstract fow -x3 the wemembwance of xDD such OwO pwaces, ÚwÚ and xDD goes to them ^.^ by :33 his -note. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo OwO hiding xDD you uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ house. ->_> FAWSTAFF. I'll OwO go x3 out UwU then. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO go x3 out uWu in x3 youw UwU own UwU sembwance, xDD you >_> die, -Sir OwO John. OwO Unwess xDD you OwO go x3 out :3 disguis'd. -:33 MWS. FORD. How ^w^ might ^.^ we xDD disguise him? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Awas x3 the ^-^ day, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^w^ nyot! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD woman's -ÚwÚ gown big enough fow him; ^-^ othewwise ^.^ he ^w^ might put on :3 a -hat, :3 a ;;w;; muffwew, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 kewchief, ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; escape. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Good hearts, >w< devise something; xDD any extremity -rather than :3 a >w< mischief. -:33 MWS. FORD. OwO My Maid's uWu aunt, x3 the :33 fat OwO woman of Bwainfowd, >_> has -:3 a ÚwÚ gown abuv. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. On x3 my word, >w< it xDD wiww serve him; ^w^ she's >_< as big >_< as ^.^ he -is; ÚwÚ and there's her xDD thwumm'd hat, ÚwÚ and her muffler UwU too. OwO Wun -up, Sir OwO John. -:33 MWS. FORD. ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 sweet Sir OwO John. Mistress uWu Page ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww -wook x3 some linen fow x3 youw >_> head. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. OwO Quick, :3 quick; we'll come :3 dwess xDD you stwaight. >_> Put -on x3 the ÚwÚ gown x3 the >_> whiwe. uWu Exit FALSTAFF -:33 MWS. FORD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my :33 husband ^.^ wouwd :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this -UwU shape; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot abide x3 the ;;w;; owd OwO woman of Brainford; ^.^ he -ÚwÚ sweaws ^w^ she's :3 a >_< witch, forbade her x3 my house, ÚwÚ and hath -threat'ned to xDD beat her. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu Heaven ^w^ guide ^.^ him to >w< thy husband's ;;w;; cudgew; ÚwÚ and -x3 the ^.^ deviw ^w^ guide :33 his cudgel xDD aftewwawds! -:33 MWS. FORD. OwO But >_> is x3 my :33 husband :33 coming? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Ay, uWu in ÚwÚ good >_> sadnyess >_> is he; ÚwÚ and talks of x3 the ;;w;; basket -:3 too, howsoever ^.^ he hath xDD had intelligence. -:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ We'ww >_> twy :33 that; fow I'll ÚwÚ appoint x3 my ;;w;; men to carry -x3 the ;;w;; basket OwO again, to :3 meet ^.^ him uWu at x3 the doow with >w< it >_< as ;;w;; they -uWu did >w< wast uWu time. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Nyay, >_> but he'ww be OwO hewe ^-^ pwesentwy; >_> wet's OwO go :3 dwess -^.^ him ^.^ wike x3 the >w< witch of x3 Bwainfowd. -:33 MWS. FORD. I'll xDD fiwst direct x3 my ;;w;; men >_> what ;;w;; they UwU shaww UwU do with -x3 the >_> basket. Go xDD up; I'll ;;w;; bwing linen fow ^.^ him stwaight. uWu Exit -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Hang :3 him, ;;w;; dishonyest OwO vawwet! ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ misuse -^.^ him enyough. -^-^ We'ww OwO weave :3 a uWu pwoof, ^.^ by :3 that which ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do, -Wives OwO may be ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ and yet xDD honyest UwU too. -We UwU do nyot ;;w;; act :3 that often xDD jest ÚwÚ and OwO waugh; -'Tis ;;w;; owd >_> but >_> twue: UwU Stiww UwU swinye ^w^ eats aww x3 the >_< dwaff. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, with >w< two ^-^ SEWVANTS - -:33 MWS. FORD. ^w^ Go, sirs, OwO take x3 the ;;w;; basket again on x3 youw >_< shouwdews; -x3 youw >_< mastew >_> is x3 hawd uWu at door; >_> if ^.^ he bid xDD you uWu set >w< it ;;w;; down, UwU obey -him; ^w^ quickwy, dispatch. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^.^ Come, come, OwO take >w< it :33 up. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. >_> Pway heaven >w< it be nyot full of knight ;;w;; again. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. UwU I UwU hope x3 nyot; UwU I xDD had UwU wief >_< as UwU beaw UwU so much wead. - -Entew x3 FOWD, PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -FORD. Ay, >_> but >_> if >w< it ^-^ pwuv ^-^ twue, >_< Mastew >_> Page, uWu have xDD you xDD any -uWu way xDD then to unfool ;;w;; me ^w^ again? Set down x3 the ^-^ basket, :33 viwwain! -^-^ Somebody caww x3 my x3 wife. UwU Youth uWu in :3 a ;;w;; basket! x3 O xDD you xDD pandewwy -wascaws, there's :3 a knot, :3 a ^w^ ging, :3 a >w< pack, :3 a conspiracy -OwO against x3 me. Now UwU shaww x3 the ^.^ deviw be sham'd. What, :3 wife, UwU I -;;w;; say! ^.^ Come, come forth; behowd >_> what xDD honyest x3 cwothes xDD you ->_> send fowth to ÚwÚ bweaching. -xDD PAGE. Why, ÚwÚ this ^-^ passes, >_< Mastew Ford; xDD you OwO awe nyot to OwO go ;;w;; woose -xDD any longer; xDD you ^w^ must be >w< pinyion'd. -EVANS. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 wunyatics. This >_> is ^-^ mad >_< as :3 a ^-^ mad :33 dog. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< Indeed, >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot weww, indeed. -FORD. ^w^ So >_> say UwU I :3 too, sir. - -^.^ We-entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD - -:3 Come hithew, Mistress Ford; Mistress :33 Fowd, x3 the xDD honyest -^w^ woman, x3 the :3 modest :3 wife, x3 the virtuous x3 cweatuwe, :3 that hath -x3 the jealous >w< foow to her ÚwÚ husband! UwU I >_> suspect ^-^ without >_< cause, -Mistwess, UwU do >_< I? -:33 MWS. FORD. uWu Heaven be x3 my ^.^ witnyess, xDD you UwU do, >_> if xDD you >_> suspect -;;w;; me uWu in xDD any dishonesty. -FORD. Weww said, x3 bwazen-face; howd >w< it OwO out. :3 Come ^-^ fowth, sirrah. -UwU [Puwwing x3 cwothes x3 out of x3 the basket] -xDD PAGE. This ^w^ passes! -:33 MWS. FORD. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot asham'd? Let x3 the x3 cwothes >_< awonye. -FORD. UwU I UwU shaww find xDD you x3 anyon. -EVANS. 'Tis ;;w;; unweasonyabwe. Will xDD you OwO take x3 up x3 youw ^w^ wife's -uWu cwothes? :3 Come xDD away. -FORD. x3 Empty x3 the ^-^ basket, UwU I :3 say. -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, ^w^ man, ^.^ why? -FORD. >_< Mastew >_> Page, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ man, there UwU was one ;;w;; convey'd -x3 out of x3 my ;;w;; house ;;w;; yestewday uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> basket. Why OwO may nyot -^.^ he be there ^w^ again? ^w^ In x3 my ;;w;; house UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he is; x3 my -^.^ intewwigence >_> is true; x3 my ^.^ jeawousy >_> is :33 weasonyabwe. -Pluck ;;w;; me x3 out aww x3 the linen. -:33 MWS. FORD. ;;w;; If xDD you find :3 a x3 man thewe, ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ die :3 a >_> fwea's -death. -xDD PAGE. >_> Hewe's nyo man. -x3 SHAWWOW. ^-^ By x3 my UwU fidewity, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot weww, >_< Mastew Ford; ÚwÚ this ->_< wwongs OwO you. -EVANS. >_< Mastew :33 Fowd, xDD you ^w^ must pray, ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; fowwow x3 the -imaginyations of x3 youw UwU own heawt; ÚwÚ this >_> is jealousies. -FORD. xDD Weww, uWu he's nyot OwO hewe UwU I >_> seek ;;w;; fow. -xDD PAGE. :3 Nyo, nor nyowhewe >_> ewse >_> but uWu in x3 youw :33 bwain. -FORD. ^-^ Hewp to ^-^ seawch x3 my ;;w;; house ÚwÚ this one uWu time. ;;w;; If UwU I find nyot ->_> what UwU I seek, x3 show nyo colour fow x3 my extwemity; wet ;;w;; me fow -OwO evew be x3 youw tabwe >_< spowt; wet them >_> say of ;;w;; me ;;w;; 'As jealous >_< as -:33 Fowd, :3 that :33 seawch'd :3 a OwO howwow walnut fow :33 his ^w^ wife's weman.' -Satisfy ;;w;; me >_> once mowe; >_> once ^.^ mowe ^-^ seawch with x3 me. -:33 MWS. FORD. What, ÚwÚ hoa, Mistress :33 Page! :3 Come xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; owd -OwO woman down; x3 my :33 husband xDD wiww come x3 into x3 the ^.^ chambew. -FORD. ^-^ Owd x3 woman? >_> what ;;w;; owd xDD woman's ^-^ that? -:33 MWS. FORD. Why, >w< it >_> is x3 my maid's >_< aunt of x3 Bwainfowd. -FORD. ^-^ A >_< witch, :3 a quean, >w< an ;;w;; owd cozening ^.^ quean! :3 Have UwU I nyot -UwU fowbid her x3 my >_> house? :33 She x3 comes of x3 ewwands, does >_< she? We -OwO awe :33 simpwe ÚwÚ men; ^.^ we UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow UwU what's ^.^ bwought to pass -:33 undew x3 the pwofession of fortune-telling. :33 She wowks ^.^ by -ÚwÚ chawms, ^.^ by uWu spewws, ^.^ by x3 th' UwU figuwe, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< daub'wy >_< as ÚwÚ this -;;w;; is, ^w^ beyond UwU ouw ÚwÚ ewement. We ^.^ knyow OwO nyothing. :3 Come ;;w;; down, xDD you ->_< witch, xDD you xDD hag uWu you; come ;;w;; down, UwU I :3 say. -:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet ÚwÚ husband! ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, wet -^.^ him nyot strike x3 the ;;w;; owd uWu woman. - -^.^ We-entew FALSTAFF uWu in xDD woman's cwothes, ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, Mother >_< Pwat; x3 come. UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. -FORD. I'll x3 pwat her. UwU [Beating >w< him] UwU Out of x3 my door, xDD you ->_< witch, xDD you >_> hag, OwO you. ^w^ baggage, xDD you :33 powecat, xDD you :33 wonyon! -Out, out! I'll x3 conjuwe UwU you, I'll fortune-tell OwO you. -uWu Exit FALSTAFF -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot asham'd? UwU I think xDD you uWu have kill'd x3 the -poor uWu woman. -:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU do :3 it. 'Tis :3 a xDD goodwy cwedit fow OwO you. -FORD. Hang hew, :3 witch! -EVANS. ^-^ By >w< yea ÚwÚ and no, UwU I think x3 the oman >_> is :3 a >w< witch :33 indeed; UwU I -^.^ wike nyot when :3 a oman >_> has :3 a great peard; UwU I ^w^ spy :3 a great ^.^ peawd -:33 undew :33 his UwU muffwew. -FORD. Will xDD you follow, :33 gentwemen? UwU I :33 beseech xDD you >w< fowwow; ->_> see >_> but x3 the x3 issue of x3 my jealousy; >_> if UwU I cwy x3 out OwO thus ;;w;; upon nyo -uWu twaiw, >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me when UwU I open ;;w;; again. -xDD PAGE. :3 Wet's UwU obey :33 his humouw :3 a xDD wittwe fuwthew. ^.^ Come, ->_< gentwemen. Exeunt aww >_> but :33 MWS. uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and :33 MWS. ^.^ PAGE -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Twust uWu me, ^.^ he xDD beat ^.^ him UwU most pitifuwwy. -:33 MWS. FORD. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 th' UwU mass, :3 that ^.^ he uWu did x3 nyot; ^.^ he xDD beat ^.^ him -UwU most ^-^ unpitifuwwy UwU methought. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. I'll uWu have x3 the cudgel hawwow'd ÚwÚ and UwU hung ^-^ o'ew x3 the -altar; >w< it hath donye ^w^ mewitowious service. -:33 MWS. FORD. >_> What think you? ^-^ May :33 we, with x3 the :33 wawwant of -UwU womanhood ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> witnyess of :3 a ÚwÚ good OwO conscience, pursue -^.^ him with xDD any further revenge? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu The ^w^ spiwit of wantonnyess >_> is >_< suwe x3 scaw'd x3 out of -him; >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw uWu have ^.^ him nyot uWu in ;;w;; fee-simpwe, with OwO finye ÚwÚ and ->w< wecuvwy, ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; nyevew, UwU I >_< think, uWu in x3 the uWu way of >_< waste, -x3 attempt >_> us ;;w;; again. -:33 MWS. FORD. Shall ^.^ we tell UwU ouw ;;w;; husbands >w< how ^.^ we uWu have sewv'd -him? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Yes, ^.^ by aww uWu means; >_> if >w< it be >_> but to scrape x3 the -figuwes x3 out of x3 youw husband's ^w^ bwains. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they ^.^ can find uWu in uWu theiw -heawts x3 the poor unvirtuous :33 fat knight UwU shaww be xDD any further -afflicted, ^.^ we >w< two xDD wiww still be x3 the minyistews. -:33 MWS. FORD. I'll :33 wawwant they'ww uWu have ^.^ him ÚwÚ pubwicwy >_> sham'd; -ÚwÚ and uWu methinks there ^.^ wouwd be nyo pewiod to x3 the ^.^ jest, >_> shouwd -^.^ he nyot be ÚwÚ pubwicwy sham'd. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, to x3 the forge with >w< it :33 then; xDD shape :3 it. UwU I -^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ things ^.^ coow. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew :33 HOST ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -BARDOLPH. UwU Siw, x3 the >_> Gewmans ^.^ desiwe to uWu have >w< thwee of x3 youw -horses; x3 the >w< Duke >_< himsewf xDD wiww be to-mowwow uWu at xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; they OwO awe x3 going to :3 meet ^.^ him. -xDD HOST. >_> What uWu duke >_> shouwd :3 that be x3 comes UwU so ^-^ secwetwy? UwU I hear -nyot of ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >_< couwt. Let ;;w;; me speak with x3 the UwU gentwemen; -;;w;; they speak >_> Engwish? -BARDOLPH. Ay, siw; I'll caww them to OwO you. -xDD HOST. ^-^ They UwU shaww uWu have x3 my howses, >_> but I'll >_< make them :33 pay; -I'll UwU sauce OwO them; ;;w;; they uWu have xDD had x3 my ;;w;; house :3 a >_< week uWu at -:33 command; UwU I uWu have >_> tuwn'd OwO away x3 my othew guests. ^-^ They ^w^ must -come :33 off; I'll UwU sauce OwO them. >w< Come. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU 4 - -xDD FOWD'S ;;w;; house - -Entew PAGE, x3 FOWD, xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -EVANS. 'Tis one of x3 the best discretions of :3 a oman >_< as OwO evew -uWu did wook ^w^ upon. -xDD PAGE. xDD And uWu did ^.^ he >_> send xDD you both these x3 wettews uWu at >w< an :3 instant? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. OwO Within :3 a quarter of >w< an hour. -FORD. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 wife. :3 Hencefowth, UwU do >_> what xDD thou wilt; -UwU I rather xDD wiww >_> suspect x3 the sun with UwU cowd -Than uWu thee with ;;w;; wantonnyess. Now xDD doth >w< thy honour x3 stand, -^w^ In ^.^ him :3 that UwU was of wate >w< an heretic, -;;w;; As >w< fiwm >_< as ÚwÚ faith. -xDD PAGE. 'Tis weww, UwU 'tis well; nyo more. -^w^ Be nyot >_< as extweme uWu in >_> submission >_< as uWu in offence; -OwO But wet UwU ouw :3 pwot OwO go :33 fowwawd. Let UwU ouw ;;w;; wives -ÚwÚ Yet >_> once OwO again, to >_< make >_> us public sport, -Appoint :3 a meeting with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd :33 fat fewwow, -Whewe ^.^ we OwO may OwO take ^.^ him ÚwÚ and xDD disgwace ^.^ him fow :3 it. -FORD. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD bettew uWu way than :3 that ;;w;; they ^-^ spoke uWu of. -xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ How? ;;w;; To >_> send ^.^ him ;;w;; wowd they'ww :3 meet ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^w^ Pawk -uWu at midnyight? OwO Fie, fie! he'ww >_< nyevew >w< come! -EVANS. >_> You >_> say ^.^ he >_> has :33 been :33 thwown uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wivews; ÚwÚ and >_> has -:33 been UwU gwievouswy >w< peaten >_< as >w< an ;;w;; owd :3 oman; uWu methinks there ->_> shouwd be terrors uWu in :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he >_> shouwd nyot >_< come; -uWu methinks :33 his >w< fwesh >_> is punish'd; ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have nyo :33 desiwes. -xDD PAGE. ^w^ So think UwU I UwU too. -:33 MWS. FORD. ÚwÚ Devise >_> but >w< how you'ww use ^.^ him when ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, -xDD And wet >_> us >w< two >w< devise to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him xDD thithew. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_> Thewe >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD tawe xDD goes :3 that x3 Heme x3 the Huntew, -:3 Sometime :3 a keeper OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ Windsow Forest, -^-^ Doth aww x3 the wintew-time, uWu at still midnight, ->_< Wawk ;;w;; wound about >w< an ÚwÚ oak, with great wagg'd :3 howns; -xDD And there ^.^ he ÚwÚ bwasts x3 the tree, ÚwÚ and UwU takes x3 the cattwe, -xDD And x3 makes miwch-kinye yield bwood, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shakes :3 a uWu chain -^w^ In :3 a UwU most ^-^ hideous ÚwÚ and :3 dweadfuw ^-^ mannyew. ->_> You uWu have heard of xDD such :3 a ^-^ spiwit, ÚwÚ and weww xDD you ^.^ knyow -uWu The superstitious >_< idwe-headed xDD ewd -^-^ Weceiv'd, ÚwÚ and uWu did ÚwÚ dewivew to UwU ouw age, -This xDD tawe of x3 Heme x3 the OwO Huntew fow :3 a truth. -xDD PAGE. Why yet there ^.^ want nyot UwU many :3 that UwU do feaw -^w^ In >_> deep of >w< nyight to UwU wawk ^.^ by ÚwÚ this Herne's ^-^ oak. -OwO But >_> what of :3 this? -:33 MWS. FORD. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU ouw ^-^ device- -:33 That Falstaff uWu at :3 that ÚwÚ oak UwU shaww :3 meet with us, -uWu Disguis'd, ^.^ wike >_< Heme, with >_> huge >w< howns on :33 his >_> head. -xDD PAGE. xDD Weww, wet >w< it nyot be xDD doubted >_> but he'ww come, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU shape. x3 When xDD you uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him thithew, ->_> What UwU shaww be donye with him? >_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 pwot? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :33 That >_< wikewise uWu have ^.^ we xDD thought upon, ÚwÚ and -thus: -Nan uWu Page x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD wittwe x3 son, -xDD And >w< thwee ow fouw ^.^ mowe of uWu theiw ÚwÚ gwowth, we'll :3 dwess -Wike >w< uwchins, ^-^ ouphes, ÚwÚ and faiwies, green ÚwÚ and >_< white, -With wounds of ;;w;; waxen tapews on uWu theiw >_< heads, -xDD And rattles uWu in uWu theiw hands; ;;w;; upon :3 a x3 sudden, -;;w;; As :33 Fawstaff, uWu she, ÚwÚ and I, OwO awe x3 nyewwy :3 met, -Let them from fowth :3 a :33 sawpit >_< wush uWu at >_> once -With x3 some >_< diffused ^.^ song; ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ^.^ sight -We >w< two uWu in great amazednyess xDD wiww fwy. -UwU Then wet them aww xDD enciwcwe ^.^ him about, -xDD And fairy-like, to pinch x3 the uncwean ;;w;; knyight; -xDD And ^w^ ask ^.^ him >w< why, :3 that >_> houw of ;;w;; faiwy UwU wevew, -^w^ In uWu theiw UwU so uWu sacwed UwU paths ^.^ he x3 dawes to ;;w;; twead -^w^ In xDD shape x3 pwofanye. -:33 MWS. FORD. xDD And >w< tiww ^.^ he tell x3 the truth, -Let x3 the ^.^ supposed ^-^ faiwies pinch ^.^ him sound, -xDD And buwn ^.^ him with uWu theiw ^w^ tapews. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. uWu The uWu twuth ^.^ being ^-^ knyown, -^-^ We'ww aww xDD pwesent ouwsewves; ^w^ dis-hown x3 the ^-^ spiwit, -xDD And ÚwÚ mock ^.^ him ^.^ home to Windsor. -FORD. uWu The x3 chiwdwen ^w^ must -^w^ Be ÚwÚ pwactis'd weww to ÚwÚ this ow they'ww x3 nyev'w UwU do :3 't. -EVANS. UwU I xDD wiww >_< teach x3 the x3 chiwdwen uWu theiw behaviouws; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww -be ^.^ wike :3 a OwO jack-an-apes xDD awso, to buwn x3 the knight with x3 my -x3 tabew. -FORD. :33 That xDD wiww be excellent. I'll OwO go UwU buy them ^w^ vizawds. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. OwO My Nan UwU shaww be x3 the xDD Queen of aww x3 the Faiwies, -Finyewy uWu attiwed uWu in :3 a wobe of :3 white. -xDD PAGE. :33 That OwO siwk xDD wiww UwU I OwO go uWu buy. :3 [Aside] xDD And uWu in :3 that time -Shall >_< Mastew Swendew ^.^ steaw x3 my Nan away, -xDD And marry her uWu at >_> Eton.-Go, >_> send to Falstaff stwaight. -FORD. Nyay, I'll to ^.^ him OwO again, uWu in xDD nyame of Bwook; -^-^ He'ww tell ;;w;; me aww :33 his puwpose. Sure, he'ww x3 come. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Fear nyot xDD you x3 that. Go get >_> us properties -xDD And tricking fow UwU ouw faiwies. -EVANS. Let >_> us about :3 it. ^.^ It >_> is uWu admiwabwe UwU pweasuwes, ÚwÚ and fewy -xDD honyest knaveries. Exeunt PAGE, x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and UwU EVANS -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Go, Mistress x3 Fowd. ->_< Send ;;w;; Quickwy to Sir John to ^.^ knyow :33 his :33 mind. -uWu Exit :33 MWS. uWu FOWD -I'll to x3 the >w< Doctow; ^.^ he hath x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, -xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but xDD he, to marry with Nan ^.^ Page. -:33 That Slender, ^w^ though weww wanded, >_> is >w< an idiot; -xDD And ^.^ he x3 my :33 husband best of aww ÚwÚ affects. -uWu The uWu Doctow >_> is weww uWu monyey'd, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ fwiends -Potent uWu at >_> couwt; xDD he, >_< nyonye >_> but xDD he, UwU shaww uWu have hew, -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ twenty thousand wowthiew come to ^w^ cwave her. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew :33 HOST ÚwÚ and SIMPLE - -xDD HOST. >_> What wouldst xDD thou have, boor? What, >w< thick-skin? -ÚwÚ Speak, ^w^ bweathe, ;;w;; discuss; ^-^ bwief, ^.^ showt, quick, ;;w;; snyap. -SIMPLE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I come to speak with Sir John Falstaff -from >_< Mastew ^.^ Swendew. -xDD HOST. >_> Thewe's :33 his chamber, :33 his house, :33 his UwU castwe, :33 his -^-^ standing-bed ÚwÚ and truckle-bed; UwU 'tis painted about with x3 the -^-^ stowy of x3 the :3 Pwodigaw, >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and new. ^w^ Go, :3 knyock ÚwÚ and can; he'ww -speak ^.^ wike >w< an Anthropophaginian >w< unto thee. Knyock, UwU I :3 say. -SIMPLE. >_> Thewe's >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ woman, :3 a :33 fat ^w^ woman, >_> gonye x3 up x3 into -:33 his ;;w;; chambew; I'll be UwU so bold >_< as ;;w;; stay, ^w^ siw, >w< tiww ^.^ she come down; -UwU I come to speak with hew, indeed. -xDD HOST. uWu Ha! :3 a :33 fat x3 woman? uWu The knight OwO may be ^w^ wobb'd. I'll :33 caww. -UwU Buwwy uWu knyight! UwU Buwwy Sir John! ^w^ Speak from >w< thy >w< wungs ->_> miwitawy. Awt xDD thou OwO thewe? ^.^ It >_> is ^.^ thinye >_< host, ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ Ephesian, calls. ->_> FAWSTAFF. [Abuv] How now, >_< minye >w< host? -xDD HOST. >_> Hewe's :3 a >_< Bohemian-Tawtaw tawwies x3 the xDD coming down of ->w< thy :33 fat uWu woman. Let her :33 descend, bully, wet her xDD descend; -x3 my ^.^ chambews OwO awe >_< honyouwibwe. OwO Fie, uWu pwivacy, fie! - -Entew FALSTAFF - ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> Thewe UwU was, >_< minye >_< host, >w< an ;;w;; owd :33 fat OwO woman even -nyow OwO with, OwO me; >_> but ^w^ she's ;;w;; gonye. -SIMPLE. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 was't nyot x3 the uWu wise OwO woman of -:3 Bwainfowd? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Ay, marry UwU was :33 it, ^.^ mussew-sheww. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you -with OwO hew? -SIMPLE. OwO My ^.^ mastew, ^w^ siw, x3 my >_< Mastew Slender, sent to hew, -^-^ seeing her OwO go thorough x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, to knyow, ^w^ siw, >w< whethew one -;;w;; Nym, ^w^ siw, :3 that beguiw'd ^.^ him of :3 a ^w^ chain, xDD had x3 the uWu chain ow >w< nyo. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I x3 spake with x3 the ;;w;; owd OwO woman about :3 it. -SIMPLE. xDD And >_> what ;;w;; says uWu she, UwU I pray, UwU siw? -FALSTAFF OwO Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says :3 that x3 the xDD vewy same x3 man :3 that -beguiw'd >_< Mastew Swendew of :33 his uWu chain OwO cozen'd ^.^ him of :3 it. -SIMPLE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd uWu have >w< spoken with x3 the OwO woman -^w^ hewsewf; UwU I xDD had othew ^.^ things to uWu have >w< spoken with her :3 too, -from ^.^ him. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What OwO awe >w< they? Let >_> us :33 knyow. -xDD HOST. Ay, >_< come; quick. -SIMPLE. UwU I OwO may nyot :33 conceaw ÚwÚ them, sir. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Conceaw ÚwÚ them, ow xDD thou :33 diest. ->_> SIMPWE.. Why, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< nyothing >_> but about Mistress ->_> Annye :3 Page: to ^.^ knyow >_> if >w< it :3 wewe x3 my xDD mastew's :3 fowtunye to -uWu have her ow >w< nyo. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU 'Tis, UwU 'tis :33 his xDD fowtunye. -SIMPLE. >_> What UwU siw? ->_> FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; To uWu have hew, ow >w< nyo. :33 Go; >_> say x3 the OwO woman told ;;w;; me -:3 so. -SIMPLE. ^-^ May UwU I be bold to >_> say >_> so, UwU siw? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Ay, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wike who ^.^ mowe bowd? -:3 SIMPWE., UwU I >_> thank x3 youw wowship; UwU I UwU shaww >_< make x3 my >_< mastew uWu gwad -with these UwU tidings. uWu Exit SIMPLE -xDD HOST. ^.^ Thou awt ^-^ cwewkwy, xDD thou awt ^-^ cwewkwy, Sir OwO John. Was -there :3 a uWu wise OwO woman with thee? ->_> FAWSTAFF. Ay, :3 that there UwU was, >_< minye :3 host; one :3 that hath -ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe wit than OwO evew UwU I weawn'd >w< befowe uWu in x3 my :33 wife; -ÚwÚ and UwU I paid >_< nyothing fow >w< it nyeithew, >_> but UwU was paid fow x3 my -learning. - -Entew ^.^ BAWDOWPH - -BARDOLPH. Out, :3 awas, ^w^ siw, :3 cozenyage, mere cozenage! -xDD HOST. Whewe be x3 my horses? ^w^ Speak weww of ÚwÚ them, vawwetto. -BARDOLPH. OwO Wun OwO away with x3 the xDD cozenyews; fow UwU so >w< soon >_< as UwU I -^-^ came ^w^ beyond Eton, ;;w;; they OwO thwew ;;w;; me x3 off from x3 behind one of -ÚwÚ them, uWu in :3 a slough of mire; ÚwÚ and uWu set :33 spuws ÚwÚ and away, ^.^ wike ->w< thwee >_< Gewman devils, >w< thwee uWu Doctow >w< Faustuses. -xDD HOST. ^-^ They OwO awe >_> gonye >_> but to :3 meet x3 the ;;w;; Duke, villain; UwU do nyot ->_> say ;;w;; they be OwO fwed. >_> Gewmans OwO awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -EVANS. Whewe >_> is >_< minye >w< host? -xDD HOST. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, UwU siw? -EVANS. :3 Have :3 a :3 cawe of x3 youw :33 entewtainments. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :33 fwiend -of >_< minye come to :33 town uWu tewws ;;w;; me there >_> is >w< thwee -uWu cozen-gewmans :3 that >_> has OwO cozen'd aww x3 the uWu hosts of x3 Weadins, -of ;;w;; Maidenhead, of Colebrook, of :3 howses ÚwÚ and money. UwU I tell xDD you fow -ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, wook uWu you; xDD you OwO awe >_< wise, ÚwÚ and full of x3 gibes ÚwÚ and -vlouting-stogs, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis nyot UwU convenyient xDD you >_> shouwd be -^-^ cozenyed. >w< Fawe xDD you well. uWu Exit - -Entew OwO DOCTOW >_> CAIUS - -xDD CAIUS. ^.^ Vewe >_> is >_< minye host UwU de :33 Jawteew? -xDD HOST. Here, >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, uWu in perplexity ÚwÚ and ^.^ doubtfuw -:3 diwemma. -xDD CAIUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell :3 vat >_> is ^.^ dat; >_> but >w< it >_> is >w< teww-a ;;w;; me ^.^ dat xDD you ->_< make grand uWu pwepawation fow :3 a >w< Duke UwU de Jamany. ^-^ By x3 my -trot, dere >_> is nyo uWu duke :3 that x3 the court >_> is ^.^ knyow to >_< come; UwU I -tell xDD you fow ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. uWu Adieu. uWu Exit -xDD HOST. Hue ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwy, villain, :3 go! ;;w;; Assist uWu me, ;;w;; knyight; UwU I ^w^ am ->_< undonye. :33 Fwy, uWu wun, :33 hue ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwy, villain; UwU I ^w^ am >_< undonye. -Exeunt :33 HOST ÚwÚ and ^.^ BAWDOWPH ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^.^ wouwd aww x3 the wowwd ^w^ might be xDD cozen'd, fow UwU I uWu have -:33 been OwO cozen'd ÚwÚ and beaten UwU too. ;;w;; If >w< it >_> shouwd come to x3 the caw -of x3 the court >w< how UwU I uWu have :33 been transformed, ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 my -:33 twansfowmation hath :33 been >w< wash'd ÚwÚ and cudgeww'd, ;;w;; they -^.^ wouwd :3 mewt ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my ÚwÚ fat, >_< dwop ^.^ by drop, ÚwÚ and liquor -fishermen's ÚwÚ boots with OwO me; UwU I :33 wawwant ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd whip ;;w;; me -with uWu theiw OwO finye :33 wits >w< tiww UwU I :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ cwestfaww'n >_< as :3 a dwied :3 peaw. -UwU I >_< nyevew x3 pwospew'd xDD since UwU I fowswowe mysewf uWu at pwimewo. xDD Weww, ->_> if x3 my wind :3 wewe >_> but ^-^ wong enough to >_> say x3 my pwayews, -^.^ wouwd wepent. - -Entew xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY - ->_> Nyow! >_> whence come you? -^-^ QUICKWY. Fwom x3 the >w< two >_> pawties, ^-^ fowsooth. ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take one party ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 dam x3 the othew! -xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they UwU shaww be both x3 bestowed. UwU I uWu have ^w^ suffew'd ^.^ mowe -fow uWu theiw >_< sakes, ^.^ mowe than x3 the ÚwÚ viwwainyous UwU inconstancy of -:33 man's uWu disposition >_> is able to bear. -^-^ QUICKWY. xDD And uWu have nyot ;;w;; they suffew'd? Yes, UwU I >_< wawwant; ->w< speciouswy one of OwO them; Mistress :33 Fowd, ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, >_> is beaten -black ÚwÚ and blue, :3 that xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> see :3 a ^-^ white ^w^ spot about her. ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What ^.^ teww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me of black ÚwÚ and OwO bwue? UwU I UwU was -beaten mysewf x3 into aww x3 the cowouws of x3 the ÚwÚ wainbow; ÚwÚ and -UwU was ^.^ wike to be apprehended fow x3 the >w< witch of x3 Bwainfowd. OwO But -:3 that x3 my uWu admiwabwe >_> dextewity of ^w^ wit, x3 my countewfeiting x3 the -uWu action of >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ woman, :33 dewivew'd uWu me, x3 the x3 knyave ÚwÚ constabwe -xDD had uWu set ;;w;; me :33 i' x3 th' uWu stocks, :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ common uWu stocks, fow :3 a witch. -^-^ QUICKWY. UwU Siw, wet ;;w;; me speak with xDD you uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; chambew; xDD you -UwU shaww hear >w< how ^.^ things x3 go, x3 and, UwU I warrant, to x3 youw OwO content. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew xDD wiww >_> say ^.^ somewhat. ^-^ Good hearts, >_> what x3 ado -OwO hewe >_> is to ;;w;; bwing xDD you ;;w;; togethew! Sure, one of xDD you does nyot -serve heaven weww, :3 that xDD you OwO awe UwU so cross'd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Come x3 up x3 into x3 my ^.^ chambew. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 6. - -uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew FENTON ÚwÚ and :33 HOST - -xDD HOST. >_< Mastew Fenton, tawk nyot to OwO me; x3 my ^-^ mind >_> is ;;w;; heavy; UwU I -xDD wiww UwU give uvw all. ->_< FENTON. ÚwÚ Yet hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. ;;w;; Assist ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD puwpose, -^.^ And, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, I'll UwU give x3 the -^-^ A :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound uWu in gowd ^.^ mowe than x3 youw loss. -xDD HOST. UwU I xDD wiww hear UwU you, >_< Mastew uWu Fenton; ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wiww, uWu at x3 the least, ->_< keep x3 youw :3 counsew. ->_< FENTON. Fwom time to time UwU I uWu have >_> acquainted xDD you -With x3 the uWu deaw wuv UwU I UwU beaw to >w< faiw >_> Annye ^-^ Page; -UwU Who, OwO mutuawwy, hath x3 answew'd x3 my :33 affection, -^w^ So uWu faw fowth >_< as herself ^w^ might be her ^-^ choosew, -Even to x3 my ^w^ wish. UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> wettew from her -Of xDD such contents >_< as xDD you xDD wiww wonder OwO at; -uWu The >_< miwth xDD wheweof UwU so larded with x3 my ;;w;; mattew -:33 That nyeithew, singly, ^.^ can be UwU manyifested -Without x3 the x3 show of xDD both. Fat Falstaff ->_< Hath :3 a great ;;w;; scenye. uWu The x3 image of x3 the xDD jest -I'll x3 show xDD you OwO hewe uWu at >_> wawge. Hawk, ÚwÚ good >_< minye host: -;;w;; To-nyight uWu at UwU Heme's ÚwÚ oak, >w< just 'twixt >_< twewve ÚwÚ and one, -:3 Must x3 my x3 sweet Nan xDD pwesent x3 the OwO Faiwy Queen- -uWu The OwO puwpose >w< why >_> is >_> hewe-in which disguise, -While othew jests OwO awe ^-^ something rank on xDD foot, -:3 Hew >w< fathew hath :3 commanded her to swip -UwU Away with Slender, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ him uWu at :3 Eton -;;w;; Immediatewy to marry; ^.^ she hath ^w^ consented. ->_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, -:3 Hew :33 mothew, even >w< stwong OwO against :3 that >_< match -xDD And >w< fiwm fow uWu Doctow Caius, hath uWu appointed -:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< wikewise shuffwe her OwO away -While othew ÚwÚ spowts OwO awe tasking of uWu theiw x3 minds, -xDD And uWu at x3 the x3 dean'wy, :3 whewe :3 a priest attends, -UwU Stwaight marry her. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this her ;;w;; mothew's :3 pwot -:33 She ^-^ seemingwy obedient >_< wikewise hath -Made promise to x3 the doctow. Now OwO thus >w< it wests: -:3 Hew >w< fathew means ^.^ she UwU shaww be aww uWu in ^w^ white; -xDD And uWu in :3 that habit, when Swendew sees :33 his time -;;w;; To OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and bid her x3 go, -:33 She UwU shaww OwO go with him; her mothew hath :3 intended -uWu The xDD bettew to :3 denyote her to x3 the doctor- -For ;;w;; they ^w^ must aww be >_< mask'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ vizawded- -:33 That ^w^ quaint uWu in green ^.^ she UwU shaww be ;;w;; woose enwob'd, -With >_> wibands uWu pendent, flaring 'bout her head; -xDD And when x3 the x3 doctow >w< spies :33 his ;;w;; vantage xDD wipe, -;;w;; To pinch her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, x3 and, on :3 that token, -uWu The >_< maid hath UwU given >_< consent to OwO go with ^.^ him. -xDD HOST. >_< Which means ^.^ she to >_> deceive, >w< fathew ow mothew? ->_< FENTON. ^-^ Both, x3 my ÚwÚ good >_< host, to OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. -xDD And OwO hewe >w< it >_> wests-that you'ww ;;w;; pwocuwe x3 the vicaw -;;w;; To xDD stay fow ;;w;; me uWu at :33 chuwch, 'twixt >_< twewve ÚwÚ and one, -xDD And uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wawfuw xDD nyame of >w< mawwying, -;;w;; To UwU give UwU ouw heawts united :3 cewemony. -xDD HOST. xDD Weww, :33 husband x3 youw >w< device; I'll to x3 the >w< vicaw. -Bring xDD you x3 the ;;w;; maid, xDD you UwU shaww nyot ^.^ wack :3 a pwiest. ->_< FENTON. ^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I evewmowe be bound to ÚwÚ thee; -:33 Besides, I'll >_< make :3 a xDD pwesent ;;w;; wecompense. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -uWu The >w< Gawtew ^-^ Inn - -Entew FALSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS QUICKLY - ->_> FAWSTAFF. Prithee, nyo ^.^ mowe xDD pwattwing; ÚwÚ go. I'll, hold. This >_> is -x3 the thiwd time; UwU I UwU hope ÚwÚ good luck wies uWu in >w< odd nyumbews. -:33 Away, go; ;;w;; they >_> say there >_> is >w< divinyity uWu in >w< odd OwO nyumbews, xDD eithew -uWu in OwO nyativity, chance, ow death. Away. -^-^ QUICKWY. I'll provide xDD you :3 a ^w^ chain, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU do >_> what UwU I ^.^ can to -get xDD you :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ howns. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :33 Away, UwU I say; time wears; howd x3 up x3 youw head, ÚwÚ and -^-^ mince. uWu Exit :33 MWS. QUICKLY - -Entew uWu FOWD disguised - -How now, >_< Mastew Brook. >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, x3 the ;;w;; mattew xDD wiww -be ÚwÚ knyown :3 tonyight ow ^-^ nyevew. ^w^ Be xDD you uWu in x3 the ^w^ Pawk about -midnight, uWu at Herne's ÚwÚ oak, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww >_> see wondews. -FORD. ^-^ Went xDD you nyot to her ^.^ yestewday, ^w^ siw, >_< as xDD you told ;;w;; me -xDD you xDD had ^-^ appointed? ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I OwO went to hew, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, >_< as xDD you see, ^.^ wike :3 a -poor ;;w;; owd xDD man; >_> but UwU I ^-^ came from hew, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, ^.^ wike :3 a -poor ;;w;; owd uWu woman. :33 That same x3 knyave :33 Fowd, her ^.^ husband, hath -x3 the x3 finyest ^-^ mad ^.^ deviw of ^.^ jeawousy uWu in :3 him, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, :3 that -OwO evew guvwn'd fwenzy. UwU I xDD wiww tell :3 you-he xDD beat ;;w;; me UwU gwievouswy -uWu in x3 the xDD shape of :3 a >_< woman; fow uWu in x3 the xDD shape of ^w^ man, >_< Mastew -:3 Bwook, UwU I feaw nyot OwO Gowiath with :3 a UwU weavew's >_> beam; uWu because -UwU I ^.^ knyow awso >w< wife >_> is :3 a ^.^ shuttwe. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in haste; OwO go :3 awong with -OwO me; I'll. tell xDD you all, >_< Mastew Brook. Since UwU I ^w^ pwuck'd >_> geese, -pway'd twuant, ÚwÚ and whipp'd ÚwÚ top, UwU I UwU knyew nyot >_> what uWu 'twas to -be beaten >w< tiww lately. Follow x3 me. I'll tell xDD you ;;w;; stwange ^.^ things -of ÚwÚ this knave-Ford, on ÚwÚ whom ^.^ to-nyight UwU I xDD wiww be wevenged, -ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his >w< wife x3 into x3 youw >w< hand. ^.^ Fowwow. Stwange -^.^ things uWu in uWu hand, >_< Mastew UwU Bwook! ^.^ Fowwow. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -^-^ Windsow ^w^ Pawk - -Entew PAGE, ;;w;; SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER - -xDD PAGE. ^.^ Come, >_< come; we'll UwU couch :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; Castwe UwU ditch >w< tiww ^.^ we ->_> see x3 the >w< wight of UwU ouw faiwies. OwO Wemembew, >_< son Slender, x3 my >w< daughtew. -x3 SWENDEW. Ay, forsooth; UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu have -:3 a :33 nyay-wowd >w< how to ^.^ knyow one anyothew. UwU I come to her uWu in -^-^ white ÚwÚ and cwy 'mum'; ^.^ she x3 cwies ^-^ 'budget,' ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that ^.^ we -^.^ knyow one anyothew. -x3 SHAWWOW. >w< That's ÚwÚ good :3 too; >_> but >_> what >_< nyeeds xDD eithew x3 youw UwU mum -ow her uWu budget? uWu The ^-^ white xDD wiww deciphew her weww enyough. -^.^ It hath >w< stwuck ;;w;; ten OwO o'cwock. -xDD PAGE. uWu The >w< nyight >_> is x3 dawk; >w< wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spiwits xDD wiww :33 become >w< it well. -uWu Heaven prosper UwU ouw :33 spowt! No x3 man means eviw >_> but x3 the -deviw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ howns. :3 Wet's :3 away; -;;w;; fowwow x3 me. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -^-^ A :3 stweet weading to x3 the ^w^ Pawk - -Entew xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and OwO DOCTOW >_> CAIUS - -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, x3 my daughter >_> is uWu in green; when -xDD you >_> see x3 youw time, OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, OwO away with her to -x3 the uWu deanyewy, ÚwÚ and dispatch >w< it >w< quickwy. Go >w< befowe x3 into x3 the -xDD Pawk; ^.^ we >w< two ^w^ must OwO go together. -xDD CAIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 vat UwU I uWu have to do; ^w^ adieu. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, sir. ;;w;; [Exit :33 CAIUS] OwO My :33 husband -xDD wiww nyot rejoice UwU so much uWu at x3 the abuse of Falstaff >_< as ^.^ he xDD wiww ->_> chafe uWu at x3 the :3 doctow's OwO mawwying x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; >_> but UwU 'tis nyo -mattew; xDD bettew :3 a xDD wittwe chiding than :3 a great deal of -heartbreak. -:33 MWS. FORD. Whewe >_> is Nan now, ÚwÚ and her troop of faiwies, ÚwÚ and -x3 the x3 Wewsh deviw, >_< Hugh? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ They OwO awe aww ^w^ couch'd uWu in :3 a pit x3 hawd ^.^ by UwU Heme's -ÚwÚ oak, with ^w^ obscuw'd >_> wights; ^w^ which, uWu at x3 the xDD vewy x3 instant of -Falstaff's ÚwÚ and UwU ouw meeting, ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu at >_> once dispway to x3 the -OwO nyight. -:33 MWS. FORD. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but amaze ^.^ him. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyot ÚwÚ amaz'd, ^.^ he xDD wiww be mock'd; >_> if ^.^ he be -ÚwÚ amaz'd, ^.^ he xDD wiww every uWu way be ÚwÚ mock'd. -:33 MWS. FORD. ^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ betway ^.^ him ÚwÚ finyewy. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^w^ Against xDD such lewdsters ÚwÚ and uWu theiw x3 wechewy, ->w< Those :3 that ÚwÚ betway them UwU do nyo ^w^ tweachewy. -:33 MWS. FORD. uWu The >_> houw ÚwÚ dwaws :3 on. ;;w;; To x3 the ÚwÚ oak, to x3 the >w< oak! -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -^-^ Windsow ^w^ Pawk - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ satyw, with ;;w;; OTHEWS >_< as ^-^ faiwies - -EVANS. Twib, trib, fairies; >_< come; ÚwÚ and remember x3 youw pawts. -^w^ Be ^.^ powd, UwU I pray uWu you; ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me x3 into x3 the ^-^ pit; ÚwÚ and when UwU I -UwU give x3 the >w< watch-owds, UwU do >_< as UwU I pid OwO you. ^.^ Come, >_< come; trib, -^w^ twib. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^w^ Pawk - -Entew FALSTAFF disguised >_< as ^-^ HEWNyE - ->_> FAWSTAFF. uWu The ^-^ Windsow beww hath >w< stwuck twelve; x3 the minyute -ÚwÚ dwaws :3 on. Now x3 the ÚwÚ hot-bwooded gods xDD assist me! -OwO Wemembew, Juv, xDD thou >w< wast :3 a uWu buww fow >w< thy Euwopa; wuv uWu set on >w< thy -^.^ howns. x3 O powerful love! :3 that uWu in x3 some UwU wespects x3 makes :3 a -beast :3 a xDD man; uWu in x3 some othew :3 a x3 man :3 a beast. >_> You :3 wewe xDD awso, -Jupiter, :3 a UwU swan, fow x3 the wuv of Leda. x3 O ^w^ omnyipotent love! ->w< how nyeaw x3 the god >w< dwew to x3 the >_< compwexion of :3 a >_> goose! ^-^ A -;;w;; fauwt donye xDD fiwst uWu in x3 the >_< fowm of :3 a :3 beast-O Juv, :3 a OwO beastwy -fault!-and xDD then anyothew ;;w;; fauwt uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance of :3 a fowl- -think on't, Juv, :3 a fouw >_> fauwt! x3 When gods uWu have :3 hot backs ->_> what UwU shaww poor ;;w;; men ^-^ do? For uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe :3 a ^-^ Windsow -;;w;; stag; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ fattest, UwU I >_< think, :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ fowest. >_< Send ;;w;; me :3 a :3 coow ->w< wut-time, Juv, ow who ^.^ can uWu bwame ;;w;; me to OwO piss x3 my ÚwÚ tawwow? -Who x3 comes hewe? x3 my doe? - -Entew xDD MISTWESS uWu FOWD ÚwÚ and xDD MISTWESS ^.^ PAGE - -:33 MWS. FORD. Sir John! Awt xDD thou thewe, x3 my deew, x3 my male deew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO My UwU doe with x3 the black scut! Let x3 the sky xDD wain -x3 potatoes; wet >w< it >_> thundew to x3 the tune of ^.^ Gweensweeves, >_< haiw -uWu kissing-comfits, ÚwÚ and >w< snyow x3 ewingoes; wet there come :3 a UwU tempest -of provocation, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ shewtew ;;w;; me hewe. xDD [Embwacing :3 hew] -:33 MWS. FORD. Mistress uWu Page >_> is come with uWu me, sweetheawt. ->_> FAWSTAFF. Divide ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a bwib'd :33 buck, >_< each :3 a ^w^ haunch; UwU I -xDD wiww >_< keep x3 my >w< sides to myself, x3 my ^w^ shouwdews fow x3 the fewwow -of ÚwÚ this walk, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< howns UwU I ^-^ bequeath x3 youw husbands. ^w^ Am -UwU I :3 a uWu woodman, ^.^ ha? ^w^ Speak UwU I ^.^ wike x3 Heme x3 the ^w^ Huntew? Why, -nyow >_> is x3 Cupid :3 a chiwd of ^w^ conscience; ^.^ he x3 makes westitution. -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am :3 a true ^-^ spiwit, welcome! :3 [A noise of howns] -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what ^w^ nyoise? -:33 MWS. FORD. uWu Heaven :33 fowgive UwU ouw >_> sins! ->_> FAWSTAFF. >_> What >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? -:33 MWS. FORD. } :33 Away, xDD away. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. } :33 Away, xDD away. ^w^ [They >w< wun off] ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I think x3 the ^.^ deviw xDD wiww nyot uWu have ;;w;; me ÚwÚ damn'd, xDD west x3 the -oiw ^w^ that's uWu in ;;w;; me >_> shouwd uWu set heww on x3 fiwe; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew >_> ewse -OwO cwoss ;;w;; me OwO thus. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ satyw, >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE >_< as -:3 a >_> faiwy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS >_< as x3 the OwO Faiwy :3 Queen, faiwies, ÚwÚ and -Hobgobwin; aww with tapews - -FAIRY QUEEN. Faiwies, black, ^w^ gwey, xDD gween, ÚwÚ and >_< white, ->_> You uWu moonshinye >_> wevewwews, ÚwÚ and x3 shades of night, ->_> You owphan :3 heiws of xDD fixed destiny, -uWu Attend x3 youw ^.^ office ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ quawity. -Crier :3 Hobgobwin, >_< make x3 the ;;w;; faiwy ;;w;; oyes. -UwU PUCK. ^-^ Ewves, ÚwÚ wist x3 youw >w< nyames; siwence, xDD you airy toys. -uWu Cwicket, to ^-^ Windsow >_< chimnyeys shalt xDD thou leap; -Whewe fiwes xDD thou find'st unrak'd, ÚwÚ and hearths ^-^ unswept, ->_> Thewe pinch x3 the ^w^ maids >_< as blue >_< as OwO biwbewwy; -Our OwO wadiant xDD Queen hates >w< swuts ÚwÚ and >_> swuttewy. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ They OwO awe fairies; ^.^ he :3 that xDD speaks to them UwU shaww die. -I'll >_> wink ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ couch; nyo x3 man uWu theiw wowks ^w^ must :33 eye. -[Lies down ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< face] -EVANS. :3 Whewe's Pede? Go UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 whewe xDD you find :3 a >_< maid -^.^ That, ere ^.^ she sweep, >_> has thrice her >_< pwayews said, -Waise x3 up x3 the >_< owgans of her fantasy -OwO Sweep ^.^ she >_< as >_> sound >_< as xDD cawewess >w< infancy; -OwO But UwU those >_< as :33 sweep ÚwÚ and think nyot on uWu theiw OwO sins, -xDD Pinch ÚwÚ them, awms, ^.^ wegs, backs, shoulders, :33 sides, ÚwÚ and ^.^ shins. -FAIRY QUEEN. About, >_> about; -Search ^-^ Windsow UwU castwe, elves, within ÚwÚ and out; -ÚwÚ Stwew ÚwÚ good wuck, ^-^ ouphes, on every uWu sacwed room, -:33 That >w< it OwO may stand >w< tiww x3 the pewpetuaw >_< doom -^w^ In >w< state >_< as whowesome >_< as uWu in >w< state UwU 'tis >w< fit, -Wowthy x3 the owner ÚwÚ and x3 the owner :3 it. -uWu The sevewaw >_> chaiws of order wook xDD you scouw -With >w< juice of bawm ÚwÚ and every >_< pwecious UwU fwowew; -x3 Each >w< faiw instawment, uWu coat, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sev'waw crest, -With loyal xDD bwazon, evewmowe be >_> bwest! -xDD And ;;w;; nyightwy, meadow-faiwies, wook xDD you ^w^ sing, -Wike to x3 the ÚwÚ Gawtew's ÚwÚ compass, uWu in :3 a wing; -xDD Th' expressure :3 that >w< it bears, green wet >w< it be, -uWu Mowe fertile-fresh than aww x3 the field to see; -xDD And 'Honyi :3 soit ^.^ qui >_> maw y >_< pense' >w< wwite -^w^ In :3 em'wawd ;;w;; tufts, flow'rs puwpwe, blue ÚwÚ and ^w^ white; -Wike sapphire, >_> peaww, ÚwÚ and rich embroidery, -Buckwed bewow >w< faiw :3 knyighthood's x3 bending uWu knyee. -OwO Faiwies use flow'rs fow uWu theiw OwO chawactewy. -:33 Away, dispewse; >_> but >w< tiww UwU 'tis one o'clock, -Our UwU dance of ;;w;; custom ;;w;; wound about x3 the ÚwÚ oak -Of Herne x3 the OwO Huntew wet >_> us nyot >_> fowget. -EVANS. >_> Pway UwU you, OwO wock uWu hand uWu in xDD hand; youwsewves uWu in order ÚwÚ set; -xDD And ÚwÚ twenty glow-worms UwU shaww UwU ouw >_> wantewns be, -;;w;; To ^w^ guide UwU ouw UwU measuwe ;;w;; wound about x3 the :33 twee. -But, >_< stay. UwU I smell :3 a x3 man of ;;w;; middwe ;;w;; eawth. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Heavens ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me from :3 that x3 Wewsh >_> faiwy, xDD west ^.^ he -UwU twansfowm ;;w;; me to :3 a ^.^ piece of ;;w;; cheese! -UwU PUCK. ^-^ Viwe ;;w;; wowm, xDD thou >w< wast ^w^ o'ewwook'd even uWu in >w< thy xDD biwth. -FAIRY QUEEN. With >w< twiaw-fiwe :33 touch ;;w;; me :33 his x3 fingew-end; -;;w;; If ^.^ he be chaste, x3 the fwame xDD wiww back :33 descend, -xDD And turn ^.^ him to nyo pain; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he :33 stawt, -^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< fwesh of :3 a cowwupted ;;w;; heawt. -UwU PUCK. ^-^ A OwO twiaw, x3 come. -EVANS. ^.^ Come, xDD wiww ÚwÚ this uWu wood OwO take fiwe? -^w^ [They put x3 the tapews to :33 his ^-^ fingews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he starts] ->_> FAWSTAFF. OwO Oh, oh, oh! -FAIRY QUEEN. ÚwÚ Cowwupt, >w< cowwupt, ÚwÚ and xDD tainted uWu in desire! -About :3 him, fairies; ^.^ sing :3 a ÚwÚ scownfuw ÚwÚ whyme; -^.^ And, >_< as xDD you >w< twip, still pinch ^.^ him to x3 youw uWu time. -^-^ THE OwO SONG. ->w< Fie on x3 sinfuw >_< fantasy! ->w< Fie on lust ÚwÚ and luxury! -Lust >_> is >_> but :3 a bwoody ^w^ fiwe, -Kindled with ^w^ unchaste >_> desiwe, -UwU Fed uWu in uWu heawt, x3 whose flames aspire, -;;w;; As >_< thoughts UwU do ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ them, :3 highew ÚwÚ and higher. -xDD Pinch :3 him, faiwies, :33 mutuawwy; -xDD Pinch ^.^ him fow :33 his >w< viwwainy; -xDD Pinch ^.^ him ÚwÚ and buwn ^.^ him ÚwÚ and turn ^.^ him about, -Tiww >_< candwes ÚwÚ and staw-wight ÚwÚ and uWu moonshinye be OwO out. - -^w^ Duwing ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ song ;;w;; they pinch >_> FAWSTAFF. OwO DOCTOW ->_> CAIUS x3 comes one :3 way, ÚwÚ and steals OwO away :3 a ;;w;; faiwy uWu in -green; SLENDER anyothew :3 way, ÚwÚ and UwU takes x3 off :3 a ;;w;; faiwy uWu in -^w^ white; ÚwÚ and FENTON steals OwO away >w< ANNyE xDD PAGE. ^-^ A noise -of :33 hunting >_> is heard x3 within. All x3 the ^-^ faiwies >w< wun xDD away. -FALSTAFF ^w^ puwws x3 off :33 his ;;w;; buck's head, ÚwÚ and wises - -Entew PAGE, x3 FOWD, xDD MISTWESS PAGE, xDD MISTWESS x3 FOWD, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ SIW x3 HUGH UwU EVANS - -xDD PAGE. Nyay, UwU do nyot xDD fwy; UwU I think ^.^ we uWu have UwU watch'd xDD you now. -Will >_< nyonye >_> but x3 Heme x3 the OwO Huntew serve x3 youw tuwn? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. UwU I pray UwU you, come, howd x3 up x3 the xDD jest nyo higher. ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Sir John, >w< how ^.^ wike xDD you ^-^ Windsow UwU wives? -xDD See xDD you OwO these, OwO husband? Do nyot these >w< faiw x3 yokes -Become x3 the >_< fowest xDD bettew than x3 the >_< town? -FORD. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, OwO who's :3 a cuckold ^.^ nyow? >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, -Falstaff's :3 a ^-^ knyave, :3 a :3 cuckowdwy knave; OwO hewe OwO awe :33 his UwU howns, ->_< Mastew Bwook; x3 and, >_< Mastew :3 Bwook, ^.^ he hath >_< enjoyed >_< nyothing of -Ford's >_> but :33 his ^.^ buck-basket, :33 his cudgew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty uWu pounds -of monyey, which ^w^ must be paid to >_< Mastew Bwook; :33 his :3 howses -OwO awe awwested fow :33 it, >_< Mastew Brook. -:33 MWS. FORD. Sir John, ^.^ we uWu have xDD had :33 iww >_< wuck; ^.^ we couwd >_< nyevew -^.^ meet. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew OwO take xDD you fow x3 my wuv again; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww -awways ;;w;; count xDD you x3 my deew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I UwU do x3 begin to >_> pewceive :3 that UwU I ^w^ am UwU made >w< an ass. -FORD. Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< an :33 ox :3 too; both x3 the proofs OwO awe x3 extant. ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD And these OwO awe nyot fairies? UwU I UwU was >w< thwee ow fouw -times uWu in x3 the xDD thought ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot fairies; ÚwÚ and yet x3 the -^.^ guiwtinyess of x3 my UwU mind, x3 the ^.^ sudden suwpwise of x3 my x3 powews, ->_< dwuv x3 the gwossnyess of x3 the foppewy x3 into :3 a weceiv'd >w< bewief, -uWu in ;;w;; despite of x3 the teeth of aww ^-^ whyme ÚwÚ and weason, :3 that ;;w;; they -:3 wewe faiwies. xDD See nyow >w< how wit OwO may be UwU made :3 a :3 Jack-a-Went -when UwU 'tis ;;w;; upon :33 iww ^-^ empwoyment. -EVANS. Sir John :33 Fawstaff, serve OwO Got, ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 youw desires, -ÚwÚ and ^-^ faiwies xDD wiww nyot ^.^ pinse OwO you. -FORD. Weww said, ;;w;; faiwy ;;w;; Hugh. -EVANS. xDD And OwO weave xDD you x3 youw jeawousies :3 too, UwU I pray OwO you. -FORD. UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew xDD mistwust x3 my >w< wife OwO again, >w< tiww xDD thou awt able -to ^.^ woo her uWu in ÚwÚ good Engwish. ->_> FAWSTAFF. :3 Have UwU I laid x3 my :3 bwain uWu in x3 the sun, ÚwÚ and dwied :33 it, :3 that ->w< it wants ;;w;; mattew to ^w^ pwevent UwU so >w< gwoss, o'er-reaching >_< as :3 this? -^w^ Am UwU I ^w^ widden with :3 a x3 Wewsh :33 goat xDD too? Shall UwU I uWu have :3 a ;;w;; cox-comb -of frieze? 'Tis time UwU I :3 wewe chok'd with :3 a ^.^ piece of -^.^ toasted uWu cheese. -EVANS. >_< Seese >_> is nyot ÚwÚ good to UwU give :3 puttew; x3 youw bewwy >_> is aww -puttew. ->_> FAWSTAFF. ^-^ 'Seese' ÚwÚ and >_< 'puttew'! :3 Have UwU I liv'd to stand uWu at x3 the -:3 taunt of one :3 that x3 makes fritters of >_> Engwish? This >_> is enough -to be x3 the x3 decay of lust ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wate-wawking ^w^ thwough x3 the weawm. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, Sir John, UwU do xDD you >_< think, ^w^ though ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd -uWu have thwust viwtue x3 out of UwU ouw heawts ^.^ by x3 the >_> head ÚwÚ and -shoulders, ÚwÚ and uWu have UwU given ouwsewves ^-^ without :33 scwupwe to >_> heww, -:3 that OwO evew x3 the ^.^ deviw couwd uWu have UwU made xDD you UwU ouw dewight? -FORD. What, :3 a x3 hodge-pudding? :3 a ^-^ bag of :33 fwax? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ A OwO puff'd man? -xDD PAGE. ^w^ Owd, >_< cowd, :3 withew'd, ÚwÚ and of intowewabwe entrails? -FORD. xDD And one :3 that >_> is >_< as slanderous >_< as x3 Satan? -xDD PAGE. xDD And >_< as poor >_< as >_> Job? -FORD. xDD And >_< as wicked >_< as :33 his :33 wife? -EVANS. xDD And UwU given to OwO fownyications, ÚwÚ and to xDD tavewns, ÚwÚ and sack, -ÚwÚ and wine, ÚwÚ and methegwins, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ dwinkings, ÚwÚ and :33 sweawings, -ÚwÚ and >w< stawings, UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes? ->_> FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >w< theme; xDD you uWu have x3 the start of OwO me; -UwU I ^w^ am :3 dejected; UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to answew x3 the x3 Wewsh >w< fwannyew; -ÚwÚ ignyowance itsewf >_> is :3 a xDD pwummet ^-^ o'ew OwO me; use ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you :33 wiww. -FORD. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, we'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to ^w^ Windsow, to one >_< Mastew -:3 Bwook, :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO cozen'd of monyey, to ÚwÚ whom xDD you ->_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a pander. Over ÚwÚ and :33 abuv :3 that xDD you uWu have -:33 suffew'd, UwU I think to wepay :3 that monyey xDD wiww be :3 a OwO biting -affliction. -xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ Yet be OwO cheewfuw, ;;w;; knyight; xDD thou shalt eat :3 a :33 posset -:3 tonyight uWu at x3 my house, :3 whewe UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ desiwe uWu thee to laugh uWu at x3 my -:3 wife, :3 that nyow ^-^ waughs uWu at thee. Teww her >_< Mastew Swendew hath -mawwied her >w< daughtew. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. :3 [Aside] ÚwÚ Doctows doubt :33 that; >_> if >_> Annye uWu Page be -x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ by uWu this, uWu Doctow >w< Caius' x3 wife. - -Entew SLENDER - -x3 SWENDEW. Whoa, :3 ho, :3 ho, >w< fathew :33 Page! -xDD PAGE. UwU Son, >w< how >_< nyow! >w< how now, ^w^ son! :3 Have xDD you :33 dispatch'd'? -x3 SWENDEW. Dispatch'd! I'll >_< make x3 the best uWu in uWu Gwoucestewshiwe -^.^ knyow ^-^ on't; ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe uWu hang'd, la, ^w^ ewse! -xDD PAGE. Of x3 what, uWu son? -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I ^-^ came yonder uWu at :3 Eton to marry Mistress >_> Annye ->_> Page, ÚwÚ and ^w^ she's :3 a great ^-^ wubbewwy uWu boy. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD had nyot :33 been :33 i' -x3 th' :33 chuwch, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> swing'd :3 him, ow ^.^ he >_> shouwd uWu have ->_> swing'd x3 me. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu did nyot think >w< it xDD had :33 been >_> Annye >_> Page, -^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew ^.^ stiw!-and UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ postmastew's uWu boy. -xDD PAGE. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, >w< then, xDD you >_> took x3 the wrong. -x3 SWENDEW. >_> What >_< nyeed xDD you tell ;;w;; me ^-^ that? UwU I think >_> so, when UwU I ->_> took :3 a ;;w;; boy fow :3 a ^w^ giww. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :33 been mawwied to :3 him, fow aww -^.^ he UwU was uWu in xDD woman's ^w^ appawew, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD had ^.^ him. -xDD PAGE. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw UwU own ^w^ fowwy. Did nyot UwU I tell xDD you >w< how -xDD you >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow x3 my daughter ^.^ by her garments? -x3 SWENDEW. UwU I OwO went to her uWu in ^-^ white ÚwÚ and cried 'mum' ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -cried x3 'budget' >_< as >_> Annye ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had :33 appointed; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it UwU was -nyot ÚwÚ Annye, >_> but :3 a ^.^ postmastew's uWu boy. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Geowge, be nyot >w< angwy. UwU I UwU knyew of x3 youw -ÚwÚ puwpose; >_> tuwn'd x3 my daughter x3 into green; x3 and, :33 indeed, ^.^ she ->_> is nyow with x3 the uWu Doctow uWu at x3 the x3 dean'wy, ÚwÚ and there mawwied. - -Entew >_> CAIUS - -xDD CAIUS. ^.^ Vewe >_> is Mistress Page? ^-^ By ;;w;; gaw, UwU I ^w^ am cozenyed; UwU I UwU ha' -mawwied ÚwÚ un garcon, :3 a ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ un >_< paysan, ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, :3 a ^.^ boy; >w< it >_> is -nyot >_> Annye ^-^ Page; ^.^ by ;;w;; gaw, UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ cozenyed. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why, uWu did xDD you OwO take her uWu in green? -xDD CAIUS. Ay, be ;;w;; gaw, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ boy; be ;;w;; gaw, I'll >w< waise aww -Windsor. uWu Exit >_> CAIUS -FORD. This >_> is x3 stwange. Who hath ^w^ got x3 the >w< wight Anne? -xDD PAGE. OwO My >_< heawt misgives OwO me; OwO hewe x3 comes >_< Mastew Fenton. - -Entew FENTON ÚwÚ and >w< ANNyE ^.^ PAGE - -How now, >_< Mastew Fenton! -ANNE. Pawdon, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. ^-^ Good x3 my :33 mothew, pardon. -xDD PAGE. >_> Nyow, Mistwess, >w< how chance xDD you OwO went nyot with >_< Mastew -OwO Swendew? -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. Why OwO went xDD you nyot with >_< Mastew ÚwÚ Doctow, maid? ->_< FENTON. >_> You UwU do amaze her. >w< Heaw x3 the uWu twuth of :3 it. ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have mawwied her UwU most shamefully, -Whewe there UwU was nyo :33 pwopowtion hewd uWu in love. -uWu The uWu twuth ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and I, ^-^ wong xDD since :3 contwacted, -^w^ Awe nyow UwU so >_< suwe :3 that >_< nyothing ^.^ can >_< dissowve >_> us. -xDD Th' offence >_> is >w< howy :3 that ^.^ she hath ;;w;; committed; -xDD And ÚwÚ this ;;w;; deceit loses x3 the xDD nyame of >w< cwaft, -Of >w< disobedience, ow xDD unduteous :3 titwe, -Since thewein ^.^ she xDD doth uWu evitate ÚwÚ and UwU shun -^-^ A thousand xDD iwwewigious uWu cuwsed houws, ->_< Which xDD fowced ^.^ mawwiage ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ bwought ;;w;; upon her. -FORD. ;;w;; Stand nyot ^-^ amaz'd; OwO hewe >_> is nyo UwU wemedy. -^w^ In xDD wuv, x3 the heavens x3 themsewves UwU do ^w^ guide x3 the ^w^ state; -Money xDD buys lands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives OwO awe sold ^.^ by ÚwÚ fate. ->_> FAWSTAFF. UwU I ^w^ am gwad, ^w^ though xDD you uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a >_> speciaw stand -to strike uWu at uWu me, :3 that x3 youw arrow hath ÚwÚ gwanc'd. -xDD PAGE. xDD Weww, >_> what remedy? Fenton, heaven UwU give uWu thee >_< joy! ->_> What ;;w;; cannyot be ÚwÚ eschew'd ^w^ must be >_> embwac'd. ->_> FAWSTAFF. x3 When nyight-dogs uWu wun, aww sorts of >w< deew OwO awe chas'd. -:33 MWS. xDD PAGE. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww >_< muse nyo fuwthew. >_< Mastew Fenton, -uWu Heaven UwU give xDD you UwU many, UwU many ^.^ mewwy :33 days! -^-^ Good ^.^ husband, wet >_> us every one OwO go ^.^ home, -xDD And laugh ÚwÚ this spowt ^-^ o'ew ^.^ by :3 a countwy x3 fiwe; -Sir John ÚwÚ and all. -FORD. Let >w< it be :3 so. Sir John, -;;w;; To >_< Mastew Brook xDD you yet UwU shaww howd x3 youw wowd; -For xDD he, OwO to-nyight, UwU shaww >_< wie with Mistress x3 Fowd. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -:3 1596 - -^-^ A MIDSUMMEW ÚwÚ NyIGHT'S OwO DWEAM - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -:33 THESEUS, >w< Duke of ^.^ Athens -^.^ EGEUS, >w< fathew to Hermia -LYSANDER, uWu in wuv with Hermia -UwU DEMETWIUS, uWu in wuv with Hermia -;;w;; PHIWOSTWATE, >_< Mastew of x3 the Wevews to OwO Theseus -UwU QUINCE, :3 a carpenter -^.^ SNyUG, :3 a joinyew -:33 BOTTOM, :3 a >w< weavew -FLUTE, :3 a >w< bewwows-mendew -SNOUT, :3 a ^.^ tinkew -STAWVEWING, :3 a ^w^ taiwow - -HIPPOWYTA, xDD Queen of x3 the xDD Amazons, UwU bethwothed to OwO Theseus -^-^ HEWMIA, daughter to Egeus, uWu in wuv with :3 Wysandew -x3 HEWENyA, uWu in wuv with >_< Demetwius - -OBERON, ^w^ King of x3 the OwO Faiwies -;;w;; TITANyIA, xDD Queen of x3 the OwO Faiwies -xDD PUCK, ow ROBIN UwU GOODFEWWOW -^.^ PEASEBWOSSOM, ;;w;; faiwy -COBWEB, ;;w;; faiwy ->w< MOTH, ;;w;; faiwy -MUSTAWDSEED, ;;w;; faiwy - -UwU PWOWOGUE, ^.^ PYWAMUS, ^.^ THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINyE, >w< WION OwO awe pwesented by: -UwU QUINCE, :33 BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, STAWVEWING, ;;w;; AND ^-^ SNyUG - -;;w;; Othew OwO Faiwies :33 attending uWu theiw ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen -^-^ Attendants on OwO Theseus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hippowyta - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -^.^ Athens ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu wood nyeaw >w< it - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Athens. uWu The ^w^ pawace of x3 THESEUS - -Entew :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, ;;w;; PHIWOSTWATE, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -THESEUS. >_> Nyow, >w< faiw Hippowyta, UwU ouw >w< nyuptiaw >_> houw -^w^ Dwaws on >_< apace; fouw ^w^ happy OwO days ;;w;; bwing uWu in -ÚwÚ Anyothew moon; but, >_< O, UwU methinks, >w< how slow -This ;;w;; owd ;;w;; moon ^w^ wanyes! :33 She wingews x3 my desires, -Wike to :3 a step-dame ow :3 a ^-^ dowagew, -OwO Wong withering x3 out :3 a xDD young :33 man's ^w^ wevenyue. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Four OwO days xDD wiww quickly ÚwÚ steep x3 themsewves uWu in ^w^ nyight; -Four :33 nyights xDD wiww quickly dweam OwO away x3 the time; -xDD And xDD then x3 the ;;w;; moon, ^.^ wike to :3 a :33 siwvew bow -;;w;; Nyew-bent uWu in ^.^ heaven, UwU shaww behowd x3 the >w< nyight -Of UwU ouw OwO sowemnyities. -THESEUS. ^w^ Go, ^w^ Phiwostwate, -Stiw x3 up x3 the xDD Athenyian :33 youth to mewwiments; -Awake x3 the :33 pewt ÚwÚ and >_< nyimbwe ^w^ spiwit of mirth; -Tuwn ^-^ mewanchowy fowth to funerals; -uWu The pawe >_< companyion >_> is nyot fow UwU ouw pomp. uWu Exit :3 PHIWOSTWATE -Hippowyta, UwU I woo'd uWu thee with x3 my uWu swowd, -xDD And ^.^ won >w< thy wuv xDD doing uWu thee UwU injuwies; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww x3 wed uWu thee uWu in anyothew >_> key, -With pomp, with :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and with revelling. - -Entew ^.^ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and :33 his daughter ^-^ HEWMIA, LYSANDER, -ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS - -uWu EGEUS. Happy be >_> Theseus, UwU ouw uWu wenyownyed >w< Duke! -THESEUS. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ good Egeus; UwU what's x3 the nyews with thee? -uWu EGEUS. Full of uWu vexation come I, with ^w^ compwaint -^w^ Against x3 my child, x3 my daughter ^-^ Hewmia. -;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, :33 Demetwius. OwO My x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -This x3 man hath x3 my >_< consent to marry her. -;;w;; Stand ^-^ fowth, OwO Wysandew. ^.^ And, x3 my >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, -This x3 man hath bewitch'd x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 my :33 chiwd. -Thou, UwU thou, UwU Wysandew, xDD thou x3 hast UwU given her whymes, -xDD And UwU intewchang'd ÚwÚ wuv-tokens with x3 my child; -^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ by moonlight uWu at her window ^-^ sung, -With feignying voice, uWu vewses of feignying xDD wuv, -xDD And :3 stow'n x3 the x3 impwession of her fantasy -With bracelets of >w< thy hair, wings, :33 gawds, conceits, -uWu Knyacks, twifwes, nyosegays, ^-^ sweetmeats- xDD messengews -Of >w< stwong ;;w;; pwevaiwment uWu in ;;w;; unhawdenyed uWu youth; -With x3 cunnying x3 hast xDD thou UwU fiwch'd x3 my ^w^ daughtew's heawt; -:3 Tuwn'd her xDD obedience, which >_> is >_< due to uWu me, -;;w;; To ^-^ stubbown harshness. ^.^ And, x3 my >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, -^w^ Be >w< it UwU so ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot OwO hewe >w< befowe x3 youw Gwace -UwU Consent to marry with UwU Demetwius, -UwU I ÚwÚ beg x3 the UwU ancient OwO pwiviwege of >w< Athens: -;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is >_< minye UwU I OwO may ^-^ dispose of >w< hew; ->_< Which UwU shaww be xDD eithew to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman -:33 Ow to her UwU death, accowding to UwU ouw law -;;w;; Immediatewy x3 pwovided uWu in :3 that :3 case. -THESEUS. >_> What >_> say UwU you, Hermia? ^w^ Be ^w^ advis'd, >w< faiw ^-^ maid. -;;w;; To xDD you x3 youw >w< fathew >_> shouwd be >_< as :3 a x3 god; -x3 Onye :3 that xDD compos'd x3 youw xDD beauties; >w< yea, ÚwÚ and one -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom xDD you OwO awe >_> but >_< as :3 a >_< fowm uWu in :3 wax, -^-^ By ^.^ him >_< impwinted, ÚwÚ and within :33 his powew -;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the UwU figuwe, ow ^w^ disfiguwe :3 it. ->_< Demetwius >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy :3 gentweman. -HERMIA. ^w^ So >_> is OwO Wysandew. -THESEUS. ^w^ In >_< himsewf ^.^ he is; -But, uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; kind, ^-^ wanting x3 youw father's voice, -uWu The othew ^w^ must be hewd x3 the >_> wowthiew. -HERMIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >w< fathew >_> wook'd >_> but with x3 my :3 eyes. -THESEUS. Rather x3 youw eyes ^w^ must with :33 his ^w^ judgment wook. -HERMIA. UwU I UwU do entweat x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon x3 me. -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot ^.^ by >_> what powew UwU I ^w^ am UwU made >w< bowd, -x3 Nyow >w< how >w< it OwO may concern x3 my ÚwÚ modesty -^w^ In xDD such :3 a x3 pwesence OwO hewe to pwead x3 my thoughts; -OwO But UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace :3 that UwU I OwO may ^.^ knyow -uWu The worst :3 that OwO may befaww ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this case, -;;w;; If UwU I refuse to x3 wed :33 Demetwius. -THESEUS. ^-^ Eithew to ^-^ die x3 the UwU death, ow to ^.^ abjuwe -For OwO evew x3 the >w< society of ^.^ men. ->_< Thewefowe, >w< faiw :33 Hewmia, ;;w;; question x3 youw desires, -xDD Knyow of x3 youw youth, >_> examinye weww x3 youw bwood, ->w< Whethew, >_> if xDD you yield nyot to x3 youw father's ^w^ choice, ->_> You ^.^ can OwO enduwe x3 the :33 wivewy of :3 a nun, -For ^.^ aye to be ÚwÚ shady >w< cwoistew OwO mew'd, -;;w;; To ^w^ wive :3 a ^-^ bawwen :3 sistew aww x3 youw :3 wife, -ÚwÚ Chanting ÚwÚ faint hymns to x3 the UwU cowd ;;w;; fwuitwess x3 moon. -Thwice-bwessed ;;w;; they :3 that >_< mastew UwU so uWu theiw :3 bwood -;;w;; To ^w^ undewgo xDD such >_< maiden >_> piwgwimage; -OwO But eawthwiew ^w^ happy >_> is x3 the wose uWu distiww'd -Than :3 that which withering on x3 the ;;w;; viwgin ÚwÚ thown -:33 Gwows, lives, ÚwÚ and dies, uWu in :3 singwe :3 bwessednyess. -HERMIA. ^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I xDD gwow, UwU so x3 wive, UwU so >_> die, x3 my uWu wowd, -Ere UwU I xDD wiww yield x3 my ;;w;; viwgin OwO patent x3 up -uWu Unto :33 his lordship, x3 whose :3 unwished x3 yoke -OwO My :3 souw xDD consents nyot to UwU give suvweignty. -THESEUS. ^.^ Take time to pause; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the :3 nyext x3 nyew :3 moon- -uWu The sealing-day betwixt x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me -For everlasting :3 bond of fellowship- ->_> Upon :3 that day xDD eithew >_> pwepawe to ^-^ die -For uWu disobedience to x3 youw father's :33 wiww, -:33 Ow >_> ewse to x3 wed UwU Demetwius, >_< as ^.^ he :3 wouwd, -:33 Ow on Diana's altar to ^w^ pwotest -For ^.^ aye austerity ÚwÚ and :3 singwe life. -DEMETRIUS. :3 Wewent, x3 sweet Hermia; x3 and, UwU Wysandew, yield -x3 Thy ÚwÚ cwazed ;;w;; titwe to x3 my xDD cewtain ÚwÚ wight. -WYSANDEW. >_> You uWu have her father's xDD wuv, ^-^ Demetwius; -Let ;;w;; me uWu have >_> Hewmia's; UwU do xDD you marry ^.^ him. -uWu EGEUS. Scownfuw UwU Wysandew, ^-^ twue, ^.^ he hath x3 my love; -xDD And >_> what >_> is >_< minye x3 my wuv UwU shaww render him; -xDD And ^.^ she >_> is minye; ÚwÚ and aww x3 my >w< wight of her -UwU I UwU do estate >w< unto :33 Demetwius. -WYSANDEW. UwU I am, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as weww deriv'd >_< as xDD he, -;;w;; As weww possess'd; x3 my wuv >_> is ^.^ mowe than ^w^ his; -OwO My fowtunyes every uWu way >_< as ^.^ faiwwy >w< wank'd, -;;w;; If nyot with vantage, >_< as xDD Demetwius'; -^.^ And, which >_> is ^.^ mowe than aww these ÚwÚ boasts ^.^ can be, -UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ bewov'd of beauteous ^-^ Hewmia. -Why >_> shouwd nyot UwU I xDD then >_> pwosecute x3 my right? -UwU Demetwius, I'll OwO avouch >w< it to :33 his head, -Made wuv to xDD Nyedaw's ^w^ daughtew, Helena, -xDD And ^.^ won her ^.^ souw; ÚwÚ and uWu she, x3 sweet UwU wady, dotes, ->_> Devoutwy dotes, x3 dotes uWu in idolatry, ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this ^-^ spotted ÚwÚ and inconstant man. -THESEUS. UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess :3 that UwU I uWu have heard UwU so ÚwÚ much, -xDD And with >_< Demetwius xDD thought to uWu have ^-^ spoke ^.^ theweof; -But, ^.^ being xDD uvw-fuww of self-affairs, -OwO My ^-^ mind uWu did wose :3 it. But, UwU Demetwius, >_< come; -xDD And come, Egeus; xDD you UwU shaww OwO go with OwO me; -UwU I uWu have x3 some >_> pwivate schooling fow xDD you xDD both. -For UwU you, >w< faiw :33 Hewmia, wook xDD you awm >_> youwsewf -;;w;; To ;;w;; fit x3 youw ^w^ fancies to x3 youw father's :33 wiww, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the law of ^.^ Athens yiewds xDD you xDD up- ->_< Which ^.^ by nyo means ^.^ we OwO may xDD extenyuate- -;;w;; To UwU death, ow to :3 a vow of :3 singwe life. -^.^ Come, x3 my uWu Hippowyta; >_> what cheew, x3 my love? -UwU Demetwius, ÚwÚ and Egeus, OwO go along; -UwU I ^w^ must :33 empwoy xDD you uWu in x3 some business -^w^ Against UwU ouw nyuptiaw, ÚwÚ and confew with xDD you -Of ^-^ something UwU nyeawwy :3 that uWu concewns youwsewves. -uWu EGEUS. With >_> duty ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe ^.^ we ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -Exeunt aww >_> but xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and HERMIA -WYSANDEW. How now, x3 my love! Why >_> is x3 youw >_< cheek UwU so pale? -How chance x3 the >_< woses there UwU do >_> fade UwU so fast? -HERMIA. ÚwÚ Bewike fow ^.^ want of rain, which UwU I couwd weww -x3 Beteem them from x3 the UwU tempest of x3 my :3 eyes. -WYSANDEW. uWu Ay me! fow ^.^ aught :3 that UwU I couwd OwO evew wead, -Could OwO evew hear ^.^ by xDD tawe ow history, -uWu The course of true wuv >_< nyevew uWu did >w< wun smooth; -OwO But xDD eithew >w< it UwU was different uWu in blood- -HERMIA. x3 O ^.^ cwoss! ^w^ too xDD high to be >_> enthwaww'd to wow. -WYSANDEW. :33 Ow >_> ewse misgwaffed uWu in wespect of :3 yeaws- -HERMIA. x3 O ^w^ spite! ^w^ too ;;w;; owd to be x3 engag'd to ^w^ young. -WYSANDEW. :33 Ow >_> ewse >w< it :33 stood ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU choice of >_> fwiends- -HERMIA. x3 O >_< heww! to choose wuv ^.^ by another's :3 eyes. -WYSANDEW. :3 Ow, >_> if there :3 wewe :3 a >_> sympathy uWu in ^w^ choice, -War, UwU death, ow :3 sicknyess, uWu did uWu way ^-^ siege to :33 it, -^.^ Making >w< it momentawy >_< as :3 a sound, -Swift >_< as :3 a xDD shadow, showt >_< as xDD any x3 dweam, -:3 Bwief >_< as x3 the lightning uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ cowwied >w< nyight -^.^ That, uWu in :3 a >w< spween, ^.^ unfowds both heaven ÚwÚ and earth, -xDD And ere :3 a x3 man hath powew to >_> say :3 'Behowd!' -uWu The ^w^ jaws of >w< dawknyess UwU do devour >w< it xDD up; -^w^ So ^w^ quick uWu bwight ^.^ things come to uWu confusion. -HERMIA. ;;w;; If xDD then true ^w^ wuvws uWu have OwO evew cross'd, -^.^ It >w< stands >_< as >w< an edict uWu in >_> destiny. -UwU Then wet >_> us >_< teach UwU ouw uWu twiaw patience, ->_< Because >w< it >_> is :3 a >_< customawy cwoss, -;;w;; As >_< due to wuv >_< as >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 dweams ÚwÚ and xDD sighs, -;;w;; Wishes ÚwÚ and ^-^ teaws, poor Fancy's fowwowews. -WYSANDEW. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good persuasion; OwO thewefowe, hear uWu me, ^-^ Hewmia. -UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ widow uWu aunt, :3 a ^w^ dowagew -Of great ^.^ wevenyue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath nyo UwU chiwd- -Fwom ^.^ Athens >_> is her ;;w;; house wemote ÚwÚ seven ^-^ weagues- -xDD And ^.^ she UwU wespects ;;w;; me >_< as her >w< onwy OwO son. -There, ^-^ gentwe :33 Hewmia, OwO may UwU I marry ÚwÚ thee; -xDD And to :3 that :33 pwace x3 the ^-^ shawp xDD Athenyian law -UwU Cannyot pursue >_> us. ;;w;; If xDD thou wuvst ;;w;; me >w< then, -xDD Steaw fowth >w< thy father's ;;w;; house to-mowwow ^w^ nyight; -xDD And uWu in x3 the wood, :3 a :33 weague ^-^ without x3 the xDD town, -Whewe UwU I uWu did :3 meet uWu thee >_> once with OwO Hewenya -;;w;; To UwU do observance to :3 a ;;w;; mown of >w< May, ->_> Thewe xDD wiww UwU I xDD stay fow thee. -HERMIA. OwO My ÚwÚ good Lysander! -UwU I >_< sweaw to uWu thee ^.^ by uWu Cupid's OwO stwongest UwU bow, -^-^ By :33 his best >_< awwow, with x3 the golden head, -^-^ By x3 the simplicity of ^-^ Venyus' x3 duvs, -^-^ By :3 that which uWu knyitteth >w< souws ÚwÚ and >_> pwospews wuvs, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that fire which burn'd x3 the x3 Cawthage :3 Queen, -x3 When x3 the UwU fawse ÚwÚ Twoyan :33 undew saiw UwU was uWu seen, -^-^ By aww x3 the x3 vows :3 that OwO evew ;;w;; men uWu have ;;w;; bwoke, -^w^ In ^w^ nyumbew ^.^ mowe than OwO evew x3 women ;;w;; spoke, -^w^ In :3 that same :33 pwace xDD thou x3 hast uWu appointed uWu me, ->_< To-mowwow :33 twuwy xDD wiww UwU I :3 meet with thee. -WYSANDEW. ^w^ Keep ;;w;; pwomise, love. x3 Wook, OwO hewe x3 comes Hewenya. - -Entew HEWENyA - -HERMIA. ^w^ God ^w^ speed >w< faiw Helena! x3 Whithew ÚwÚ away? -HEWENyA. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ;;w;; me uWu faiw? :33 That >w< faiw again >w< unsay. ->_< Demetwius loves x3 youw >_< faiw. x3 O ^w^ happy :33 faiw! -uWu Youw eyes OwO awe ^.^ wode-staws ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< tongue's x3 sweet ^w^ aiw -uWu Mowe tunyeabwe than lark to shepherd's eaw, -x3 When OwO wheat >_> is xDD gween, when hawthown ^-^ buds :3 appeaw. -ÚwÚ Sicknyess >_> is ÚwÚ catching; >_< O, :3 wewe ^.^ favouw >_> so, -Youws ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU catch, >w< faiw :33 Hewmia, ere UwU I :3 go! -OwO My ear >_> shouwd catch x3 youw voice, x3 my ^w^ eye x3 youw >_< eye, -OwO My >_> tongue >_> shouwd catch x3 youw >_< tongue's x3 sweet ÚwÚ mewody. -^.^ Wewe x3 the wowwd >_> minye, >_< Demetwius ^.^ being ^w^ bated, -uWu The xDD west ;;w;; I'd UwU give to be to xDD you twanswated. ->_< O, >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how xDD you look, ÚwÚ and with >_> what awt ->_> You xDD sway x3 the >_> motion of ;;w;; Demetwius' :33 heawt! -HERMIA. UwU I fwown ;;w;; upon :3 him, yet ^.^ he loves ;;w;; me xDD stiww. -HEWENyA. x3 O :3 that x3 youw uWu fwowns ^.^ wouwd >_< teach x3 my ^-^ smiwes xDD such ;;w;; skiww! -HERMIA. UwU I UwU give ^.^ him curses, yet ^.^ he ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me love. -HEWENyA. x3 O :3 that x3 my >_< pwayews couwd xDD such :3 affection uWu muv! -HERMIA. uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I hate, x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ he xDD fowwows x3 me. -HEWENyA. uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I xDD wuv, x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ he hateth x3 me. -HERMIA. ÚwÚ His >_> fowwy, Helena, >_> is nyo ;;w;; fauwt of ^w^ minye. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but x3 youw ^w^ beauty; ^.^ wouwd :3 that ;;w;; fauwt :3 wewe mine! -HERMIA. ^.^ Take UwU comfowt: ^.^ he nyo ^.^ mowe UwU shaww >_> see x3 my face; -:3 Wysandew ÚwÚ and mysewf xDD wiww fwy ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -^.^ Befowe x3 the time UwU I uWu did :3 Wysandew see, -UwU Seem'd ^.^ Athens >_< as :3 a paradise to x3 me. ->_< O, >w< then, >_> what uWu gwaces uWu in x3 my wuv UwU do dwell, -:33 That ^.^ he hath >_> tuwn'd :3 a heaven >w< unto :3 a >_< heww! -WYSANDEW. Hewen, to xDD you UwU ouw minds ^.^ we xDD wiww unfold: ->_< To-mowwow night, when >_> Phoebe xDD doth behowd -:3 Hew :33 siwvew >w< visage uWu in x3 the ^.^ wat'wy gwass, -;;w;; Decking with OwO wiquid uWu peaww x3 the bwaded gwass, -^-^ A time :3 that wuvws' flights xDD doth still conceal, -^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ Athens' :3 gates uWu have ^.^ we :3 devis'd to :33 steaw. -HERMIA. xDD And uWu in x3 the uWu wood :3 whewe often xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I ->_> Upon ÚwÚ faint pwimwose beds :3 wewe UwU wont to wie, -Emptying UwU ouw >_> bosoms of uWu theiw counsel sweet, ->_> Thewe x3 my :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ and mysewf UwU shaww ;;w;; meet; -xDD And thence from ^.^ Athens turn OwO away UwU ouw ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; To >_> seek x3 nyew ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and stwangew companies. -UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet uWu pwayfewwow; pray xDD thou fow us, -xDD And ÚwÚ good luck gwant uWu thee >w< thy UwU Demetwius! -^w^ Keep word, Lysander; ^.^ we ^w^ must starve UwU ouw ^.^ sight -Fwom wuvws' OwO food >w< tiww mowwow >_> deep midnight. -WYSANDEW. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my ^-^ Hewmia. ;;w;; [Exit >_> HEWMIA] Helena, uWu adieu; -;;w;; As xDD you on :3 him, >_< Demetwius >_> dote on OwO you. uWu Exit -HEWENyA. How ^w^ happy x3 some ^-^ o'ew othew x3 some ^.^ can OwO be! -^.^ Thwough ^.^ Athens UwU I ^w^ am xDD thought >_< as >w< faiw >_< as ^w^ she. -OwO But >_> what of ^-^ that? >_< Demetwius ^w^ thinks nyot so; ->w< He xDD wiww nyot ^.^ knyow >_> what aww >_> but ^.^ he UwU do :33 knyow. -xDD And >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ ewws, >_< doting on UwU Hewmia's ^w^ eyes, -^w^ So I, ^w^ admiwing of :33 his qualities. -^w^ Things UwU base ÚwÚ and ^w^ viwe, uWu howding nyo :33 quantity, -Wuv ^.^ can twanspose to >_< fowm ÚwÚ and UwU dignyity. -Wuv :33 wooks nyot with x3 the ^w^ eyes, >_> but with x3 the xDD mind; -xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is wing'd x3 Cupid painted bwind. -x3 Nyow hath >w< Wuv's ^-^ mind of xDD any ^w^ judgment taste; -Wings ÚwÚ and nyo eyes xDD figuwe ;;w;; unheedy haste; -xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is Wuv uWu said to be :3 a child, ->_< Because uWu in UwU choice ^.^ he >_> is UwU so ;;w;; oft xDD beguiw'd. -;;w;; As UwU waggish >_< boys uWu in game x3 themsewves fowsweaw, -^w^ So x3 the ;;w;; boy Wuv >_> is >w< pewjuw'd >_< evewywhewe; -For ere >_< Demetwius >_> wook'd on UwU Hewmia's eynye, ->w< He hail'd down >w< oaths :3 that ^.^ he UwU was >w< onwy minye; -xDD And when ÚwÚ this >_< haiw x3 some ^.^ heat from Hermia ^-^ fewt, -^w^ So ^.^ he >_< dissowv'd, ÚwÚ and show'rs of >w< oaths uWu did OwO mewt. -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go tell ^.^ him of >w< faiw UwU Hewmia's OwO fwight; -UwU Then to x3 the uWu wood xDD wiww ^.^ he to-mowwow >w< nyight -:33 Puwsue >w< hew; ÚwÚ and fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewwigence -;;w;; If UwU I uWu have thanks, >w< it >_> is :3 a uWu deaw >_> expense. -OwO But >w< hewein >_> mean UwU I to enrich x3 my UwU pain, -;;w;; To uWu have :33 his ^.^ sight uWu thithew ÚwÚ and back ;;w;; again. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Athens. xDD QUINCE'S ;;w;; house - -Entew UwU QUINCE, ^.^ SNyUG, BOTTOM FLUTE, SNOUT, ÚwÚ and STARVELING - -uWu QUINCE. Is aww UwU ouw >_< company hewe? -xDD BOTTOM. >_> You :3 wewe best to caww them generally, x3 man ^.^ by ^w^ man, accowding -to x3 the >_> scwip. -uWu QUINCE. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the x3 scwoww of every :33 man's xDD nyame which >_> is xDD thought ->w< fit, ^w^ thwough aww :3 Athens, to :33 pway uWu in UwU ouw intewwude >w< befowe x3 the >w< Duke -ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Duchess on :33 his xDD wedding-day uWu at OwO nyight. -xDD BOTTOM. ^.^ Fiwst, ÚwÚ good Petew ^-^ Quince, >_> say >_> what x3 the :33 pway ÚwÚ tweats xDD on; xDD then -^w^ wead x3 the nyames of x3 the actors; ÚwÚ and UwU so gwow to :3 a point. -uWu QUINCE. OwO Mawwy, UwU ouw :33 pway >_> is 'The UwU most Lamentable ^-^ Comedy ÚwÚ and UwU most -OwO Cwuew >_> Death of uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and >_< Thisby.' -xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ A xDD vewy ÚwÚ good ^.^ piece of work, UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 mewwy. >_> Nyow, -ÚwÚ good Petew ^-^ Quince, caww fowth x3 youw actors ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ scwoww. Masters, -;;w;; spwead youwsewves. -uWu QUINCE. :3 Answew, >_< as UwU I caww OwO you. >_< Nyick >_< Bottom, x3 the ^-^ weavew. -xDD BOTTOM. Weady. Nyame >_> what ÚwÚ pawt UwU I ^w^ am for, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwoceed. -uWu QUINCE. >_< You, >_< Nyick >_< Bottom, OwO awe uWu set down fow Pywamus. -xDD BOTTOM. >_> What >_> is xDD Pywamus? ^-^ A ^.^ wuvw, ow :3 a tyrant? -uWu QUINCE. ^-^ A ^.^ wuvw, :3 that :33 kiwws >_< himsewf UwU most OwO gawwant fow love. -xDD BOTTOM. :33 That xDD wiww ^w^ ask x3 some tears uWu in x3 the true >_> pewfowming of :3 it. ;;w;; If UwU I -UwU do :33 it, wet x3 the audience wook to uWu theiw eyes; UwU I xDD wiww move x3 stowms; UwU I -xDD wiww condowe uWu in x3 some x3 measuwe. ;;w;; To x3 the >_< west- yet x3 my uWu chief humouw >_> is -fow :3 a tywant. UwU I couwd :33 pway Ercles >w< wawewy, ow :3 a ÚwÚ pawt to teaw :3 a :33 cat -x3 in, to >_< make aww spwit. - -'The waging x3 wocks -xDD And ÚwÚ shivewing UwU shocks -Shall bweak x3 the locks -Of :3 pwison gates; - -xDD And :3 Phibbus' caw -Shall shine from far, -xDD And >_< make ÚwÚ and >_> maw -uWu The >_< foowish OwO Fates.' - -This UwU was wofty. Now xDD nyame x3 the xDD west of x3 the pwayews. This >_> is -:33 Ewcwes' ^-^ vein, :3 a x3 tywant's OwO vein: :3 a wuvw >_> is ^.^ mowe condoling. -uWu QUINCE. ^-^ Fwancis :33 Fwute, x3 the OwO bewwows-mendew. -;;w;; FWUTE. Here, Petew Quince. -uWu QUINCE. :33 Fwute, xDD you ^w^ must OwO take ^.^ Thisby on OwO you. -;;w;; FWUTE. >_> What >_> is ^.^ Thisby? ^-^ A >w< wand'wing knyight? -uWu QUINCE. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the uWu wady :3 that uWu Pywamus ^w^ must love. -;;w;; FWUTE. Nyay, ^w^ faith, wet nyot ;;w;; me :33 pway :3 a >_< woman; UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ beawd :3 coming. -uWu QUINCE. >w< That's aww onye; xDD you UwU shaww :33 pway >w< it uWu in :3 a OwO mask, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may -speak >_< as UwU smaww >_< as xDD you :33 wiww. -xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ An UwU I OwO may hide x3 my >w< face, wet ;;w;; me :33 pway ^.^ Thisby UwU too. -I'll speak uWu in :3 a monstwous xDD wittwe ^.^ voice: 'Thisnye, Thisnye!' -OwO [Then speaking :3 smaww] 'Ah Pywamus, x3 my wuvw dear! x3 Thy -^.^ Thisby deaw, ÚwÚ and uWu wady ^w^ deaw!' -uWu QUINCE. :3 Nyo, no, xDD you ^w^ must :33 pway Pyramus; x3 and, :33 Fwute, xDD you Thisby. -xDD BOTTOM. xDD Weww, ^-^ pwoceed. -uWu QUINCE. Wobin Stawvewing, x3 the uWu taiwow. ->w< STAWVEWING. Here, Petew Quince. -uWu QUINCE. Wobin Stawvewing, xDD you ^w^ must :33 pway Thisby's x3 mothew. -Tom OwO Snyout, x3 the ^w^ tinkew. -SNOUT. Here, Petew Quince. -uWu QUINCE. >_< You, Pywamus' father; myself, Thisby's father; Snyug, x3 the -^w^ joinyew, UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; wion's part. ^.^ And, UwU I hope, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a :33 pway ;;w;; fitted. -:33 SNyUG. :3 Have xDD you x3 the ;;w;; wion's ÚwÚ pawt ^-^ wwitten? >_> Pway UwU you, >_> if >w< it be, UwU give >w< it -uWu me, fow UwU I ^w^ am slow of uWu study. -uWu QUINCE. >_> You OwO may UwU do >w< it >_> extempowe, fow >w< it >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but x3 woawing. -xDD BOTTOM. Let ;;w;; me :33 pway x3 the wion UwU too. UwU I xDD wiww roar :3 that UwU I xDD wiww UwU do xDD any -:33 man's >_< heawt ÚwÚ good to hear OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww roar :3 that UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 the ->w< Duke >_> say ^w^ 'Wet ^.^ him roar OwO again, wet ^.^ him roar ^-^ again.' -uWu QUINCE. ^-^ An xDD you >_> shouwd UwU do >w< it ^w^ too ^w^ tewwibwy, xDD you ^.^ wouwd :33 fwight x3 the -:3 Duchess ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wadies, :3 that ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd shriek; ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 wewe -enough to ^w^ hang >_> us all. -uWu AWW. :33 That ^.^ wouwd ^w^ hang us, every ;;w;; mothew's OwO son. -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I gwant UwU you, OwO fwiends, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd :33 fwight x3 the ^.^ wadies x3 out -of uWu theiw UwU wits, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe discretion >_> but to ^w^ hang us; ->_> but UwU I xDD wiww aggravate x3 my uWu voice >_> so, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww roar xDD you >_< as gently ->_< as xDD any x3 sucking ÚwÚ duv; UwU I xDD wiww roar xDD you >w< an >w< 'twewe xDD any >w< nyightingawe. -uWu QUINCE. >_> You ^.^ can :33 pway nyo ÚwÚ pawt >_> but Pyramus; fow uWu Pywamus >_> is :3 a ->_> sweet-fac'd xDD man; :3 a OwO pwopew ^w^ man, >_< as one UwU shaww >_> see uWu in :3 a :33 summew's -uWu day; :3 a UwU most lovely ^.^ gentweman-wike xDD man; >_< thewefowe xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds -:33 pway Pywamus. -xDD BOTTOM. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww undewtake :3 it. >_> What ^w^ beawd :3 wewe UwU I best to :33 pway ->w< it in? -uWu QUINCE. Why, >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge >w< it uWu in xDD eithew x3 youw stwaw-cowouw UwU beawd, x3 youw -orange-tawny UwU beawd, x3 youw ^w^ puwpwe-in-gwain UwU beawd, ow x3 youw -^w^ Fwench-cwown-cowouw UwU beawd, x3 youw :3 pewfect yewwow. -uWu QUINCE. ;;w;; Some of x3 youw OwO Fwench :3 cwowns uWu have nyo >_< haiw uWu at all, ÚwÚ and xDD then -xDD you xDD wiww :33 pway >w< bawe-fac'd. But, mastews, OwO hewe OwO awe x3 youw ^.^ pawts; ÚwÚ and -UwU I ^w^ am to entweat UwU you, request UwU you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe UwU you, to UwU con them ^.^ by -to-mowwow ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ^w^ pawace wood, :3 a miwe ^-^ without -x3 the xDD town, ^.^ by moonwight; there xDD wiww ^.^ we :33 weheawse; fow >_> if ^.^ we :3 meet uWu in -x3 the city, ^.^ we UwU shaww be >_< dogg'd with xDD company, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw devices knyown. -^w^ In x3 the UwU meantime UwU I xDD wiww dwaw :3 a >_> biww of properties, xDD such >_< as UwU ouw -:33 pway OwO wants. UwU I pray UwU you, fail ;;w;; me not. -xDD BOTTOM. We xDD wiww ;;w;; meet; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ we OwO may >w< weheawse UwU most :33 obscenyewy ÚwÚ and ->w< couwageouswy. ^.^ Take pains; be :3 pewfect; ^w^ adieu. -uWu QUINCE. At x3 the Duke's ÚwÚ oak ^.^ we ^.^ meet. -xDD BOTTOM. Enough; OwO howd, ow :3 cut bow-stwings. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A uWu wood nyeaw ^.^ Athens - -Entew :3 a FAIRY uWu at x3 Onye door, ÚwÚ and PUCK uWu at anyothew - -UwU PUCK. How now, :33 spiwit! :33 whithew >w< wandew you? -^.^ FAIWY. Over >w< hiww, uvw x3 dawe, -Thowough ^-^ bush, thorough ÚwÚ bwiew, -Over OwO pawk, uvw pawe, -Thowough flood, thorough ^w^ fiwe, -UwU I UwU do >w< wandew every where, -OwO Swiftew than x3 the x3 moon's OwO sphewe; -xDD And UwU I serve x3 the OwO Faiwy :3 Queen, -;;w;; To :33 dew her owbs ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 gween. -uWu The ^w^ cowswips ;;w;; taww her >w< pensionyews be; -^w^ In uWu theiw gowd coats OwO spots xDD you see; ->w< Those be rubies, ;;w;; faiwy favouws, -^w^ In UwU those fweckwes ^w^ wive uWu theiw UwU savouws. - -UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >_> seek x3 some xDD dewdwops UwU hewe, -xDD And ^w^ hang :3 a uWu peaww uWu in every cowslip's :3 eaw. -UwU Faweweww, xDD thou ÚwÚ wob of :33 spiwits; I'll be ;;w;; gonye. -Our xDD Queen ÚwÚ and aww her OwO ewves come OwO hewe x3 anyon. -UwU PUCK. uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth >_< keep :33 his :3 wevews OwO hewe to-nyight; -^.^ Take :3 heed x3 the xDD Queen come nyot within :33 his sight; -For xDD Obewon >_> is passing UwU feww ÚwÚ and :33 wwath, ->_< Because :3 that ^.^ she >_< as her x3 attendant hath -^-^ A lovely ^-^ boy, :33 stowen from >w< an Indian king. -:33 She >_< nyevew xDD had UwU so x3 sweet :3 a changeling; -xDD And jealous xDD Obewon ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 the chiwd -OwO Knyight of :33 his twain, to trace x3 the uWu fowests wiwd; -OwO But ^.^ she ^.^ pewfowce ÚwÚ withhowds x3 the xDD wuvd ^-^ boy, ->_> Cwowns ^.^ him with flowers, ÚwÚ and x3 makes ^.^ him aww her ^-^ joy. -xDD And nyow ;;w;; they >_< nyevew :3 meet uWu in ;;w;; gwuv ow xDD gween, -^-^ By ^w^ fountain cweaw, ow UwU spangwed >w< stawwight sheen, -OwO But ;;w;; they UwU do xDD squawe, :3 that aww uWu theiw OwO ewves fow feaw -Creep x3 into acorn ;;w;; cups ÚwÚ and hide them :33 thewe. -^.^ FAIWY. ^-^ Eithew UwU I ÚwÚ mistake x3 youw xDD shape ÚwÚ and x3 making UwU quite, -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you OwO awe :3 that shrewd ÚwÚ and knavish spwite -Call'd Wobin ^.^ Goodfewwow. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you ^.^ he -:33 That ^-^ fwights x3 the ^.^ maidens of x3 the ÚwÚ viwwagewy, -^.^ Skim xDD miwk, ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes labour uWu in x3 the quern, -xDD And bootwess >_< make x3 the ^w^ bweathwess :3 housewife chuwn, -xDD And ÚwÚ sometime >_< make x3 the ÚwÚ dwink to UwU beaw nyo barm, ->w< Miswead night-wanderers, x3 waughing uWu at uWu theiw harm? ->w< Those :3 that ;;w;; Hobgobwin caww UwU you, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet Puck, ->_> You UwU do uWu theiw work, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ good UwU wuck. -^w^ Awe nyot xDD you uWu he? -UwU PUCK. ^.^ Thou xDD speakest UwU awight: -UwU I ^w^ am :3 that ^.^ mewwy >_< wandewew of x3 the OwO nyight. -UwU I xDD jest to Obewon, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him ;;w;; smiwe -x3 When UwU I :3 a :33 fat ÚwÚ and bean-fed UwU howse >w< beguiwe, ->_< Nyeighing uWu in xDD wikenyess of :3 a filly foaw; -xDD And ÚwÚ sometime x3 wuwk UwU I uWu in :3 a OwO gossip's >w< boww -^w^ In xDD vewy xDD wikenyess of :3 a OwO woasted ^-^ cwab, -^.^ And, when ^.^ she dwinks, OwO against her lips UwU I uWu bob, -xDD And on her :3 withewed >w< dewwap pouw x3 the x3 awe. -uWu The :33 wisest uWu aunt, :3 tewwing x3 the ;;w;; saddest :33 tawe, -:3 Sometime fow three-foot :33 stoow ^w^ mistaketh OwO me; -UwU Then swip UwU I from her >_> bum, down ^.^ toppwes uWu she, -xDD And 'tailor' cries, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawws x3 into :3 a OwO cough; -xDD And xDD then x3 the whole >_> quiwe howd uWu theiw ^.^ hips ÚwÚ and >w< waugh, -xDD And ;;w;; waxen uWu in uWu theiw :33 miwth, ÚwÚ and nyeeze, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw -^-^ A mewwiew >_> houw UwU was >_< nyevew wasted :33 thewe. -OwO But room, >_> faiwy, OwO hewe x3 comes >w< Obewon. -^.^ FAIWY. xDD And OwO hewe x3 my ^w^ mistwess. Wouwd :3 that ^.^ he :3 wewe ÚwÚ gonye! - -Entew OBERON uWu at one door, with :33 his ^-^ TWAIN, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; TITANyIA, -uWu at another, with hews - -OBERON. >_< Iww >w< met ^.^ by ÚwÚ moonwight, OwO pwoud OwO Titanyia. -UwU TITANyIA. What, jealous ÚwÚ Obewon! Faiwies, UwU skip OwO hence; -UwU I uWu have ;;w;; fowswown :33 his x3 bed ÚwÚ and UwU company. -OBERON. ;;w;; Tawwy, >_< wash wanton; ^w^ am nyot UwU I >w< thy xDD wowd? -UwU TITANyIA. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ must be >w< thy ;;w;; wady; >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow -x3 When xDD thou x3 hast :33 stowen OwO away from ;;w;; faiwy land, -xDD And uWu in x3 the xDD shape of x3 Cowin sat aww ^-^ day, -UwU Pwaying on xDD pipes of corn, ÚwÚ and versing wuv -;;w;; To :3 amowous Phiwwida. Why awt xDD thou UwU hewe, -:3 Come from x3 the ^-^ fawthest ÚwÚ steep of India, -OwO But :3 that, xDD fowsooth, x3 the ;;w;; bouncing :33 Amazon, -uWu Youw ^w^ buskin'd mistwess ÚwÚ and x3 youw warrior xDD wuv, -;;w;; To OwO Theseus ^w^ must be wedded, ÚwÚ and xDD you come -;;w;; To UwU give uWu theiw x3 bed joy ÚwÚ and uWu pwospewity? -OBERON. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou thus, fow UwU shame, ^-^ Titanyia, -UwU Gwance uWu at x3 my cwedit with Hippowyta, -Knyowing UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy wuv to uWu Theseus? -;;w;; Didst nyot xDD thou lead ^.^ him ^w^ thwough x3 the ^.^ gwimmewing >w< nyight -Fwom :33 Pewigounya, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ravished? -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him with >w< faiw ÚwÚ Aegwes bweak :33 his ^w^ faith, -With Ariadne ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Antiopa? -UwU TITANyIA. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 the fowgewies of jealousy; -xDD And ;;w;; nyevew, xDD since x3 the ;;w;; middwe :33 summew's spring, -Met ^.^ we on >w< hiww, uWu in x3 dawe, uWu fowest, ow ^.^ mead, -^-^ By >_> paved :33 fountain, ow ^.^ by >_< wushy ÚwÚ bwook, -:33 Ow uWu in x3 the ^-^ beached uWu mawgent of x3 the :33 sea, -;;w;; To UwU dance UwU ouw ringlets to x3 the :33 whistwing ;;w;; wind, -OwO But with >w< thy >_< bwawws xDD thou x3 hast distuwb'd UwU ouw ;;w;; spowt. -Therefore x3 the winds, ^.^ piping to >_> us uWu in vain, -;;w;; As uWu in UwU wevenge, uWu have ^-^ suck'd x3 up from x3 the sea -Contagious ^.^ fogs; ^w^ which, falling uWu in x3 the land, ->_< Hath every >_< pewting river UwU made UwU so OwO pwoud -:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ uvwbownye uWu theiw continents. -uWu The :33 ox hath >_< thewefowe ;;w;; stwetch'd :33 his x3 yoke uWu in vain, -uWu The pwoughman wost :33 his >_> sweat, ÚwÚ and x3 the green corn ->_< Hath rotted ere :33 his :33 youth ^w^ attain'd :3 a beawd; -uWu The ^w^ fowd >w< stands :33 empty uWu in x3 the drowned >_> fiewd, -xDD And >_< cwows OwO awe fatted with x3 the murrion OwO fwock; -uWu The >w< nyinye men's morris >_> is :3 fiww'd x3 up with mud, -xDD And x3 the ^w^ quaint x3 mazes uWu in x3 the >_< wanton xDD gween, -For ^.^ wack of tread, OwO awe OwO undistinguishabwe. -uWu The human :33 mowtaws ^.^ want uWu theiw winter ^.^ hewe; -No >w< nyight >_> is nyow with >_> hymn ow ^-^ cawow OwO bwest; -Therefore x3 the ;;w;; moon, x3 the x3 guvwnyess of floods, -Pawe uWu in her anger, ÚwÚ washes aww x3 the air, -:33 That ^.^ wheumatic ^-^ diseases UwU do ^w^ abound. -xDD And thorough ÚwÚ this distemperature ^.^ we >_> see -uWu The seasons uWu awtew: hoary-headed frosts -Fall uWu in x3 the >w< fwesh wap of x3 the >_< cwimson OwO wose; -xDD And on ;;w;; owd :33 Hiems' >_< thin ÚwÚ and >_< icy >_< cwown -^-^ An ÚwÚ odowous ;;w;; chapwet of x3 sweet ^-^ summew ^-^ buds -Is, >_< as uWu in mockery, set. uWu The spring, x3 the summer, -uWu The ;;w;; chiwding ;;w;; autumn, angry UwU wintew, change -^-^ Theiw uWu wonted liveries; ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu mazed ^w^ wowwd, -^-^ By uWu theiw UwU incwease, nyow xDD knyows nyot which >_> is :3 which. -xDD And ÚwÚ this same ^-^ pwogeny of ;;w;; eviws x3 comes -Fwom UwU ouw :3 debate, from UwU ouw OwO dissension; -We OwO awe uWu theiw parents ÚwÚ and >_> owiginyaw. -OBERON. Do xDD you ;;w;; amend :33 it, :33 then; >w< it wies uWu in OwO you. -Why >_> shouwd ^-^ Titanyia OwO cwoss her OwO Obewon? -UwU I UwU do >_> but ÚwÚ beg :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ changewing ;;w;; boy -;;w;; To be x3 my henchman. -UwU TITANyIA. Set x3 youw >_< heawt uWu at rest; -uWu The ;;w;; faiwy ÚwÚ wand xDD buys nyot x3 the chiwd of x3 me. -ÚwÚ His mothew UwU was :3 a vot'wess of x3 my ;;w;; owdew; -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the ^-^ spiced Indian air, ^.^ by night, -Full often hath ^.^ she :33 gossip'd ^.^ by x3 my x3 side; -xDD And sat with ;;w;; me on >_< Nyeptunye's >w< yewwow x3 sands, -UwU Mawking x3 th' xDD embawked traders on x3 the flood; -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have >_< waugh'd to >_> see x3 the sails xDD conceive, -xDD And gwow OwO big-bewwied with x3 the >_< wanton :33 wind; ->_< Which uWu she, with OwO pwetty ÚwÚ and with swimming :33 gait ->w< Fowwowing- her womb xDD then rich with x3 my xDD young squiwe- -Wouwd >_> imitate, ÚwÚ and saiw ;;w;; upon x3 the land, -;;w;; To :3 fetch ;;w;; me twifwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn OwO again, -;;w;; As from :3 a >_> voyage, rich with merchandise. -OwO But uWu she, ^.^ being mowtaw, of :3 that ;;w;; boy uWu did :3 die; -xDD And fow her ÚwÚ sake UwU do UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 up her ^.^ boy; -xDD And fow her ÚwÚ sake UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt with ^.^ him. -OBERON. How ^-^ wong within ÚwÚ this uWu wood intend xDD you stay? -UwU TITANyIA. Pewchance >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; Theseus' OwO wedding-day. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww x3 patientwy UwU dance uWu in UwU ouw ^-^ wound, -xDD And >_> see UwU ouw moonlight ;;w;; wevews, OwO go with us; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU shun uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ spawe x3 youw xDD haunts. -OBERON. Give ;;w;; me :3 that ;;w;; boy ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with thee. -UwU TITANyIA. ÚwÚ Nyot fow >w< thy ;;w;; faiwy >_> kingdom. Faiwies, xDD away. -We UwU shaww UwU chide downwight >_> if UwU I longer >_< stay. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ TITANyIA with her twain -OBERON. xDD Weww, OwO go >w< thy way; xDD thou shalt nyot from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; gwuv -Tiww UwU I x3 towment uWu thee fow ÚwÚ this >w< injuwy. -OwO My ^-^ gentwe Puck, come hithew. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wememb'west -Since >_> once UwU I sat ;;w;; upon :3 a UwU pwomontowy, -xDD And heard :3 a :3 mewmaid on :3 a ;;w;; dowphin's back -^w^ Uttewing xDD such dulcet ÚwÚ and harmonious UwU bweath -:33 That x3 the wude sea ^-^ gwew ÚwÚ civiw uWu at her song, -xDD And xDD cewtain stars UwU shot madly from uWu theiw spheres -;;w;; To hear x3 the sea-maid's >_> music. -UwU PUCK. UwU I ^.^ wemembew. -OBERON. :33 That xDD vewy time UwU I ;;w;; saw, >_> but xDD thou ^w^ couwdst >_> nyot, -Flying ^-^ between x3 the UwU cowd ;;w;; moon ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ eawth -Cupid, aww UwU awm'd; :3 a xDD cewtain aim ^.^ he >_> took -At :3 a >w< faiw ;;w;; vestaw, throned ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ west, -xDD And loos'd :33 his love-shaft ^w^ smawtwy from :33 his UwU bow, -;;w;; As >w< it >_> shouwd xDD piewce :3 a :3 hundwed thousand >_> heawts; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ might >_> see xDD young uWu Cupid's fiery >w< shaft -^.^ Quench'd uWu in x3 the >w< chaste beams of x3 the ^.^ wat'wy moon; -xDD And x3 the ÚwÚ impewiaw vot'wess x3 passed ;;w;; on, -^w^ In >_< maiden >w< meditation, fancy-fwee. -ÚwÚ Yet uWu mawk'd UwU I :3 whewe x3 the OwO bowt of x3 Cupid x3 feww. -^.^ It UwU feww ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD wittwe xDD westewn x3 fwowew, -^.^ Befowe >_< miwk-white, nyow puwpwe with love's ^-^ wound, -xDD And ^.^ maidens caww >w< it Love-in-idleness. -^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me :3 that flow'r, x3 the OwO hewb UwU I showed uWu thee OwO once. -uWu The >w< juice of >w< it on x3 sweeping >_> eyewids laid -Will >_< make ow x3 man ow OwO woman madly >_> dote ->_> Upon x3 the :3 nyext ^w^ wive creature :3 that >w< it >w< sees. -^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ hewb, ÚwÚ and be xDD thou OwO hewe again -Ere x3 the :33 weviathan ^.^ can x3 swim :3 a ^-^ weague. -UwU PUCK. I'll put :3 a ^-^ giwdwe ;;w;; wound about x3 the ^.^ eawth -^w^ In >w< fowty >_> minyutes. uWu Exit PUCK -OBERON. >_> Having >_> once ÚwÚ this >_< juice, -I'll ;;w;; watch ^-^ Titanyia when ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ asweep, -xDD And >_< dwop x3 the liquor of >w< it uWu in her eyes; -uWu The :3 nyext ^.^ thing xDD then ^.^ she UwU waking :33 wooks upon, -^w^ Be >w< it on wion, >_> beaw, ow OwO wowf, ow buww, -On meddling UwU monkey, ow on >w< busy >_< ape, -:33 She UwU shaww pursue >w< it with x3 the :3 souw of love. -xDD And ere UwU I OwO take ÚwÚ this >_> chawm from x3 off her UwU sight, -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can OwO take >w< it with anyothew ÚwÚ hewb, -I'll >_< make her render x3 up her page to x3 me. -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? UwU I ^w^ am invisibwe; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww x3 uvwheaw uWu theiw conference. - -Entew UwU DEMETWIUS, HEWENyA fowwowing ^.^ him - -DEMETRIUS. UwU I wuv uWu thee >_> nyot, >_< thewefowe pursue ;;w;; me not. -Whewe >_> is :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ and >w< faiw Hermia? -uWu The one I'll sway, x3 the othew ;;w;; swayeth x3 me. -^.^ Thou >w< towd'st ;;w;; me ;;w;; they :3 wewe :3 stow'n >w< unto ÚwÚ this wood, -xDD And OwO hewe ^w^ am I, ÚwÚ and uWu wood within ÚwÚ this wood, ->_< Because UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 meet x3 my ^-^ Hewmia. -Hence, get uWu thee >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me nyo more. -HEWENyA. >_> You dwaw uWu me, xDD you uWu hawd-heawted >w< adamant; -OwO But yet xDD you dwaw nyot uWu iwon, fow x3 my >_< heawt -Is true >_< as steew. Weave xDD you x3 youw powew to dwaw, -xDD And UwU I UwU shaww uWu have nyo powew to ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -DEMETRIUS. Do UwU I >_< entice you? Do UwU I speak xDD you uWu faiw? -:3 Ow, UwU wathew, UwU do UwU I nyot uWu in pwainyest uWu twuth -Teww xDD you UwU I UwU do nyot nor UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv you? -HEWENyA. xDD And even fow :3 that UwU do UwU I wuv xDD you x3 the more. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw spanyiew; x3 and, UwU Demetwius, -uWu The ^.^ mowe xDD you xDD beat uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ fawn on OwO you. -^w^ Use ;;w;; me >_> but >_< as x3 youw ÚwÚ spanyiew, :33 spuwn uWu me, strike uWu me, -Neglect uWu me, wose OwO me; >w< onwy UwU give ;;w;; me weave, ->_> Unwowthy >_< as UwU I am, to ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. ->_> What >_> wowsew :33 pwace ^.^ can UwU I ÚwÚ beg uWu in x3 youw xDD wuv, -xDD And yet :3 a :33 pwace of xDD high wespect with uWu me, -Than to be used >_< as xDD you use x3 youw ÚwÚ dog? -DEMETRIUS. Tempt nyot ^w^ too much x3 the >_< hatwed of x3 my uWu spiwit; -For UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick when UwU I UwU do wook on thee. -HEWENyA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick when UwU I wook nyot on OwO you. -DEMETRIUS. >_> You UwU do x3 impeach x3 youw ÚwÚ modesty ^w^ too much -;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the UwU city ÚwÚ and :3 commit >_> youwsewf -^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ hands of one :3 that loves xDD you x3 nyot; -;;w;; To :33 twust x3 the x3 oppowtunyity of night, -xDD And x3 the :33 iww counsel of :3 a desewt pwace, -With x3 the rich ^.^ wowth of x3 youw virginity. -HEWENyA. uWu Youw viwtue >_> is x3 my OwO pwiviwege fow :33 that: -^.^ It >_> is nyot >w< nyight when UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 youw >w< face, -Therefore UwU I think UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ^w^ nyight; -x3 Nyow xDD doth ÚwÚ this uWu wood ^.^ wack ÚwÚ wowwds of xDD company, -For UwU you, uWu in x3 my wespect, OwO awe aww x3 the wowwd. -UwU Then >w< how ^.^ can >w< it be uWu said UwU I ^w^ am awonye -x3 When aww x3 the wowwd >_> is OwO hewe to wook on me? -DEMETRIUS. I'll >w< wun from uWu thee ÚwÚ and hide ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the brakes, -xDD And OwO weave uWu thee to x3 the xDD mewcy of >w< wiwd x3 beasts. -HEWENyA. uWu The wildest hath nyot xDD such :3 a >_< heawt >_< as OwO you. -OwO Wun when xDD you :33 wiww; x3 the ^-^ stowy UwU shaww be chang'd: -Apollo flies, ÚwÚ and x3 Daphnye ÚwÚ howds x3 the ^-^ chase; -uWu The ^-^ duv puwsues x3 the OwO gwiffin; x3 the >_< miwd >_> hind -:3 Makes ^w^ speed to catch x3 the tiger- bootwess speed, -x3 When cowardice puwsues ÚwÚ and valour x3 fwies. -DEMETRIUS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay >w< thy questions; wet ;;w;; me go; -:3 Ow, >_> if xDD thou ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, UwU do nyot ^-^ bewieve -OwO But UwU I UwU shaww UwU do uWu thee ^-^ mischief uWu in x3 the wood. -HEWENyA. Ay, uWu in x3 the ^-^ tempwe, uWu in x3 the xDD town, x3 the >_> fiewd, ->_> You UwU do ;;w;; me >w< mischief. OwO Fie, UwU Demetwius! -uWu Youw >_< wwongs UwU do uWu set :3 a OwO scandaw on x3 my ^-^ sex. -We ;;w;; cannyot >w< fight fow wuv >_< as ;;w;; men OwO may do; -We >_> shouwd be ^w^ woo'd, ÚwÚ and :3 wewe nyot UwU made to UwU woo. -uWu Exit :3 DEMETWIUS -I'll ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a heaven of >_> heww, -;;w;; To ^-^ die ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu hand UwU I wuv UwU so well. uWu Exit HEWENyA -OBERON. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, UwU nymph; ere ^.^ he UwU do OwO weave ÚwÚ this gwuv, -^.^ Thou shalt fwy :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> seek >w< thy love. - -^.^ We-entew PUCK - -Hast xDD thou x3 the fwowew OwO thewe? Welcome, ÚwÚ wandewew. -UwU PUCK. Ay, there >w< it >w< is. -OBERON. UwU I pray uWu thee UwU give >w< it x3 me. -UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a ^.^ bank :3 whewe x3 the >w< wiwd ^w^ thyme ÚwÚ bwows, -Whewe oxlips ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu nyodding violet >_> gwows, ->_< Quite over-canopied with uWu wuscious woodbine, -With x3 sweet musk-roses, ÚwÚ and with eglantine; ->_> Thewe sweeps ^-^ Titanyia ÚwÚ sometime of x3 the night, -Wuww'd uWu in these fwowews with :33 dances ÚwÚ and delight; -xDD And there x3 the uWu snyake ^w^ thwows her ^w^ enyameww'd skin, -x3 Weed uWu wide enough to ^-^ wwap :3 a ;;w;; faiwy UwU in; -xDD And with x3 the >w< juice of ÚwÚ this I'll >_< stweak her ^w^ eyes, -xDD And >_< make her full of hateful fantasies. -^.^ Take xDD thou x3 some of :33 it, ÚwÚ and >_> seek ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gwuv: -^-^ A x3 sweet xDD Athenyian uWu wady >_> is uWu in wuv -With :3 a uWu disdainfuw uWu youth; :33 anyoint :33 his eyes; -OwO But UwU do >w< it when x3 the :3 nyext ^.^ thing ^.^ he espies -^-^ May be x3 the >_> wady. ^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 man -^-^ By x3 the xDD Athenyian xDD gawments ^.^ he hath :3 on. -:3 Effect >w< it with x3 some care, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may ^-^ pwuv -uWu Mowe fond on her than ^.^ she ;;w;; upon her love. -xDD And wook xDD thou :3 meet ;;w;; me ere x3 the xDD fiwst >_> cock >w< cwow. -UwU PUCK. Fear >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; x3 youw xDD sewvant UwU shaww UwU do :3 so. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu wood - -Entew ;;w;; TITANyIA, with her twain - -UwU TITANyIA. :3 Come now, :3 a uWu woundew ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; faiwy ^.^ song; -Then, fow x3 the thiwd ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a ;;w;; minyute, >_> hence: -;;w;; Some to OwO kiww cankers uWu in x3 the musk-wose UwU buds; -;;w;; Some >w< waw with >_> wewe-mice fow uWu theiw weathewn wings, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 my UwU smaww OwO ewves >_> coats; ÚwÚ and x3 some >_< keep back -uWu The ;;w;; cwamowous owl :3 that xDD nyightwy ;;w;; hoots ÚwÚ and wondews -At UwU ouw ^w^ quaint spiwits. :33 Sing ;;w;; me nyow x3 asweep; -UwU Then to x3 youw ;;w;; offices, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me rest. - -uWu The uWu FAIWIES :33 Sing - -uWu FIWST ^.^ FAIWY. >_> You ^-^ spotted snakes with :3 doubwe ;;w;; tongue, -uWu Thowny hedgehogs, be nyot uWu seen; -Newts ÚwÚ and bwind-wowms, UwU do nyo wwong, -:3 Come nyot nyeaw UwU ouw ;;w;; faiwy ÚwÚ Queen. ->_< CHOWUS. ÚwÚ Phiwomew with x3 mewody -:33 Sing uWu in UwU ouw x3 sweet ^-^ wuwwaby. ->_> Wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwa, x3 wuwwaby; ;;w;; wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwa, ^-^ wuwwaby. -xDD Nyevew x3 hawm -x3 Nyow speww nor >_> chawm -:3 Come UwU ouw lovely uWu wady nyigh. -^w^ So ÚwÚ good night, with ^-^ wuwwaby. -^w^ SECOND ^.^ FAIWY. ^.^ Weaving OwO spidews, come nyot ^.^ hewe; -Hence, xDD you long-legg'd spinners, x3 hence. -^w^ Beetwes black, appwoach nyot uWu nyeaw; -Wowm nor snail UwU do nyo OwO offence. ->_< CHOWUS. ÚwÚ Phiwomew with ÚwÚ mewody, :33 etc. [TITANIA xDD Sweeps] -uWu FIWST ^.^ FAIWY. OwO Hence :3 away; nyow aww >_> is well. -x3 Onye >_< awoof stand ^-^ sentinyew. Exeunt uWu FAIWIES - -Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ^-^ squeezes x3 the fwowew on TITANyIA'S >_> eyewids - -OBERON. >_> What xDD thou seest when xDD thou dost x3 wake, -Do >w< it fow >w< thy :3 twue-wuv take; -Wuv ÚwÚ and wanguish fow :33 his sake. -^w^ Be >w< it ounce, ow cat, ow >_> beaw, -^-^ Pawd, ow boar with bwistwed hair, -^w^ In >w< thy ^w^ eye :3 that UwU shaww appeaw -x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; wak'st, >w< it >_> is >w< thy deaw. -ÚwÚ Wake when x3 some ^-^ viwe ^.^ thing >_> is ÚwÚ nyeaw. uWu Exit - -Entew xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and HERMIA - -WYSANDEW. Faiw xDD wuv, xDD you ÚwÚ faint with >w< wand'wing uWu in x3 the ^w^ wood; -^.^ And, to speak troth, UwU I uWu have fowgot UwU ouw way; -^-^ We'ww xDD west us, :33 Hewmia, >_> if xDD you think >w< it UwU good, -xDD And ^.^ tawwy fow x3 the uWu comfowt of x3 the x3 day. -HERMIA. ^w^ Be >w< it >_> so, >w< Wysandew: find xDD you x3 out :3 a ^.^ bed, -For UwU I ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ bank xDD wiww xDD west x3 my >_> head. -WYSANDEW. x3 Onye ^-^ tuwf UwU shaww serve >_< as pillow fow >_> us both; -x3 Onye uWu heawt, one ^.^ bed, >w< two UwU bosoms, ÚwÚ and one troth. -HERMIA. Nyay, ÚwÚ good Lysander; fow x3 my ^w^ sake, x3 my deaw, -Lie further x3 off :33 yet; UwU do nyot >_< wie UwU so ÚwÚ nyeaw. -WYSANDEW. >_< O, OwO take x3 the sense, sweet, of x3 my innocence! -Wuv UwU takes x3 the meaning uWu in love's conference. -UwU I >_> mean :3 that x3 my >_< heawt >w< unto >_> youws >_> is >_< knyit, -^w^ So :3 that >_> but one >_< heawt ^.^ we ^.^ can >_< make of uWu it; -Two >_> bosoms intewchainyed with >w< an ;;w;; oath, -^w^ So xDD then >w< two >_> bosoms ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 singwe troth. -UwU Then ^.^ by x3 youw x3 side nyo >_> bed-woom ;;w;; me deny, -For lying >_> so, :33 Hewmia, UwU I UwU do nyot xDD wie. -HERMIA. :3 Wysandew x3 widdwes xDD vewy :3 pwettiwy. -Now much :3 beshwew x3 my ^w^ mannyews ÚwÚ and x3 my pride, -;;w;; If Hermia meant to >_> say :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ wied! -But, ^-^ gentwe fwiend, fow wuv ÚwÚ and >w< couwtesy -Lie further ^w^ off, uWu in human modesty; ->w< Such uWu sepawation >_< as OwO may weww be uWu said ->_> Becomes :3 a virtuous >w< bachewow ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; maid, -^w^ So uWu faw be x3 distant; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good night, x3 sweet :3 fwiend. -x3 Thy wuv ^w^ nye'ew x3 awtew >w< tiww >w< thy x3 sweet >w< wife x3 end! -WYSANDEW. >_> Amen, >w< amen, to :3 that >w< faiw :3 pwayew >_> say x3 I; -xDD And xDD then >w< end >w< wife when UwU I >w< end loyalty! -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my bed; :33 sweep UwU give uWu thee aww :33 his west! -HERMIA. With half :3 that ÚwÚ wish x3 the wishew's eyes be uWu pwess'd! -^w^ [They OwO sweep] - -Entew PUCK - -UwU PUCK. ^.^ Thwough x3 the >_< fowest uWu have UwU I >w< gonye, -OwO But xDD Athenyian >_> found UwU I >_< nyonye -On x3 whose eyes UwU I ^w^ might approve -This flower's force uWu in stirring love. ->w< Nyight ÚwÚ and siwence- Who >_> is hewe? ->_< Weeds of ^.^ Athens ^.^ he xDD doth weaw: -This >_> is xDD he, x3 my >_< mastew said, ->w< Despised x3 the xDD Athenyian >_> maid; -xDD And OwO hewe x3 the ^.^ maiden, x3 sweeping sound, -On x3 the dank ÚwÚ and dirty :33 gwound. -x3 Pwetty souw! ^.^ she x3 duwst nyot >_< wie -Near ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wack-wuv, ÚwÚ this kill-courtesy. -^w^ Chuww, ;;w;; upon >w< thy eyes UwU I ^-^ thwow -All x3 the powew ÚwÚ this >_> chawm xDD doth >_> owe: -x3 When xDD thou ÚwÚ wak'st wet wuv UwU fowbid -OwO Sweep :33 his uWu seat on >w< thy >_> eyewid. -^w^ So awake when UwU I ^w^ am xDD gonye; -For UwU I ^w^ must nyow to >w< Obewon. uWu Exit - -Entew :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 HEWENyA, wunnying - -HEWENyA. Stay, ^w^ though xDD thou OwO kiww uWu me, x3 sweet :33 Demetwius. -DEMETRIUS. UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, hence, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot >_> haunt ;;w;; me OwO thus. -HEWENyA. >_< O, wiwt xDD thou xDD dawkwing OwO weave me? Do nyot :3 so. -DEMETRIUS. OwO Stay on >w< thy ÚwÚ pewiw; UwU I awonye xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit -HEWENyA. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of UwU bweath uWu in ÚwÚ this fond ;;w;; chase! -uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 my prayer, x3 the wessew >_> is x3 my grace. -Happy >_> is :33 Hewmia, x3 whewesoe'ew ^.^ she lies, -For ^.^ she hath blessed ÚwÚ and attractive :3 eyes. -How ^-^ came her eyes UwU so >_< bwight? ÚwÚ Nyot with ^-^ sawt teaws; -;;w;; If >_> so, x3 my eyes OwO awe >_> oft'nyew >w< wash'd than hers. -:3 Nyo, no, UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ugwy >_< as :3 a >_> beaw, -For x3 beasts :3 that :3 meet ;;w;; me >w< wun OwO away fow x3 feaw; -Therefore nyo :3 mawvew ^w^ though >_< Demetwius -UwU Do, >_< as :3 a monster, fwy x3 my x3 pwesence OwO thus. ->_> What wicked ÚwÚ and dissembling gwass of >_< minye -Made ;;w;; me compare with UwU Hewmia's >w< sphewy ÚwÚ eynye? -OwO But who >_> is hewe? Lysander! on x3 the ^-^ gwound! -^.^ Dead, ow asweep? UwU I >_> see nyo bwood, nyo wound. -UwU Wysandew, >_> if xDD you x3 wive, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, ^w^ awake. -WYSANDEW. >w< [Waking] xDD And >w< wun ^w^ thwough fire UwU I xDD wiww fow >w< thy x3 sweet sake. -ÚwÚ Twanspawent Helena! ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_< shows awt, -:33 That ^w^ thwough >w< thy ^w^ bosom x3 makes ;;w;; me >_> see >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. -Whewe >_> is Demetwius? >_< O, >w< how ;;w;; fit :3 a ;;w;; wowd -Is :3 that ^-^ viwe xDD nyame to xDD pewish on x3 my swowd! -HEWENyA. Do nyot >_> say >_> so, Lysander; >_> say nyot :3 so. ->_> What ^w^ though ^.^ he wuv x3 youw Hermia? Wowd, >_> what UwU though? -ÚwÚ Yet Hermia still loves uWu you; xDD then be OwO content. -WYSANDEW. ^.^ Content with >_< Hewmia! >_< Nyo: UwU I UwU do wepent -uWu The tedious ^w^ minyutes UwU I with her uWu have :33 spent. -ÚwÚ Nyot Hermia >_> but OwO Hewenya UwU I love: -Who xDD wiww nyot change :3 a >_> waven fow :3 a ^w^ duv? -uWu The xDD wiww of x3 man >_> is ^.^ by :33 his reason xDD sway'd, -xDD And reason ;;w;; says xDD you OwO awe x3 the wowthiew ^-^ maid. -^w^ Things >_< gwowing OwO awe nyot ripe ÚwÚ untiw uWu theiw :3 season; -^w^ So I, ^.^ being >_> young, >w< tiww nyow ripe nyot to UwU weason; -xDD And ^-^ touching nyow x3 the :33 point of human ^-^ skiww, -^w^ Weason x3 becomes x3 the UwU mawshaw to x3 my :33 wiww, -xDD And weads ;;w;; me to x3 youw ^w^ eyes, :3 whewe UwU I >_< o'ewwook ->w< Wuv's ;;w;; stowies, ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in >w< Wuv's wichest uWu book. -HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU was UwU I to ÚwÚ this >_> keen mockewy ^.^ bown? -x3 When uWu at x3 youw ^.^ hands uWu did UwU I OwO desewve ÚwÚ this scown? -^-^ Is't nyot UwU enyough, :3 is't nyot UwU enyough, xDD young ^w^ man, -:33 That UwU I uWu did ;;w;; nyevew, no, nor >_< nyevew ^-^ can, -Deserve :3 a x3 sweet wook from ;;w;; Demetwius' >_< eye, -OwO But xDD you ^w^ must fwout x3 my uWu insufficiency? -^-^ Good troth, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wwong, ÚwÚ good sooth, xDD you UwU do, -^w^ In xDD such uWu disdainfuw ^w^ mannyew ;;w;; me to UwU woo. -OwO But ^-^ fawe xDD you well; ^.^ pewfowce UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess -UwU I xDD thought xDD you ;;w;; wowd of ^.^ mowe true xDD gentwenyess. ->_< O, :3 that :3 a uWu wady of one x3 man x3 wefus'd -Should of anyothew >_< thewefowe be >_< abus'd! uWu Exit -WYSANDEW. :33 She sees nyot ^-^ Hewmia. :33 Hewmia, :33 sweep xDD thou uWu thewe; -xDD And >_< nyevew uWu mayst xDD thou come :3 Wysandew nyeaw! -For, >_< as :3 a suwfeit of x3 the ^w^ sweetest ^.^ things -uWu The xDD deepest ;;w;; woathing to x3 the stomach ^.^ bwings, -:33 Ow >_< as x3 the :3 hewesies :3 that ;;w;; men UwU do OwO weave -^w^ Awe hated UwU most of UwU those ;;w;; they uWu did >_> deceive, -^w^ So UwU thou, x3 my suwfeit ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 hewesy, -Of aww be hated, >_> but x3 the UwU most of me! -^.^ And, aww x3 my x3 powews, address x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ might -;;w;; To honour Hewen, ÚwÚ and to be her uWu knyight! uWu Exit -HERMIA. [Starting] ^-^ Hewp uWu me, UwU Wysandew, OwO hewp OwO me; UwU do >w< thy best -;;w;; To pluck ÚwÚ this x3 cwawwing serpent from x3 my UwU bweast. -uWu Ay uWu me, fow ^.^ pity! >_> What :3 a dweam UwU was here! -UwU Wysandew, wook >w< how UwU I UwU do quake with ;;w;; feaw. -:33 Methought :3 a serpent eat x3 my >_< heawt away, -xDD And xDD you sat x3 smiwing uWu at :33 his UwU cwuew pwey. -Lysander! What, xDD wemov'd? Lysander! ^.^ wowd! -What, x3 out of hearing gone? No sound, nyo word? -xDD Awack, :3 whewe OwO awe you? ÚwÚ Speak, >w< an >_> if xDD you :3 heaw; -ÚwÚ Speak, of aww wuvs! UwU I xDD swoon almost with ;;w;; feaw. -uWu Nyo? UwU Then UwU I weww >_> pewceive xDD you OwO awe nyot nyigh. -^-^ Eithew :33 death ow xDD you I'll find immediately. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The wood. ÚwÚ TITANyIA lying ;;w;; asweep - -Entew UwU QUINCE, ^.^ SNyUG, :33 BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, ÚwÚ and STARVELING - -xDD BOTTOM. ^w^ Awe ^.^ we aww met? -uWu QUINCE. ^w^ Pat, >_< pat; ÚwÚ and hewe's :3 a marvellous UwU convenyient :33 pwace fow UwU ouw -;;w;; weheawsaw. This green :3 pwot UwU shaww be UwU ouw ^w^ stage, ÚwÚ this hawthown -bwake UwU ouw tiwing-house; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do >w< it uWu in xDD action, >_< as ^.^ we xDD wiww -UwU do >w< it >w< befowe x3 the uWu Duke. -xDD BOTTOM. Petew >_< Quince! -uWu QUINCE. >_> What sayest UwU thou, ^.^ buwwy ;;w;; Bottom? -xDD BOTTOM. >_> Thewe OwO awe ^.^ things uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD comedy of uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Thisby :3 that -xDD wiww >_< nyevew ÚwÚ pwease. ^.^ Fiwst, uWu Pywamus ^w^ must dwaw :3 a xDD swowd to OwO kiww -:33 himsewf; which x3 the ^.^ wadies ;;w;; cannyot UwU abide. How answew xDD you ^-^ that? -SNOUT. xDD By'w ^.^ wakin, :3 a ÚwÚ pawwous ;;w;; feaw. ->w< STAWVEWING. UwU I ^-^ bewieve ^.^ we ^w^ must OwO weave x3 the UwU kiwwing ^.^ out, when aww >_> is -^-^ donye. -xDD BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a UwU whit; UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD device to >_< make aww well. :3 Wwite ;;w;; me :3 a -ÚwÚ pwowogue; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the uWu pwowogue xDD seem to >_> say ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do nyo x3 hawm -with UwU ouw swowds, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu Pywamus >_> is nyot kill'd :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and fow -x3 the ^.^ mowe xDD bettew assurance, tell them :3 that UwU I uWu Pywamus ^w^ am nyot -uWu Pywamus >_> but Bottom x3 the ^-^ weavew. This xDD wiww put them x3 out of ;;w;; feaw. -uWu QUINCE. xDD Weww, ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ pwowogue; ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be ÚwÚ wwitten -uWu in eight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; six. -xDD BOTTOM. :3 Nyo, >_< make >w< it >w< two mowe; wet >w< it be ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in eight ÚwÚ and xDD eight. -SNOUT. Will nyot x3 the ^.^ wadies be >_< afeawd of x3 the wion? ->w< STAWVEWING. UwU I feaw :33 it, UwU I promise OwO you. -xDD BOTTOM. Masters, xDD you ought to OwO considew with >_> youwsewf to ;;w;; bwing in- -^w^ God OwO shiewd us!- :3 a wion ^-^ among ^.^ wadies >_> is :3 a UwU most :3 dweadfuw >_> thing; fow -there >_> is nyot :3 a ^.^ mowe x3 feawfuw xDD wiwd-foww than x3 youw wion x3 wiving; ÚwÚ and -^.^ we ought to wook to't. -SNOUT. Therefore anyothew uWu pwowogue ^w^ must tell ^.^ he >_> is nyot :3 a >_> wion. -xDD BOTTOM. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must xDD nyame :33 his :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and half :33 his OwO face ^w^ must be :3 seen -^w^ thwough x3 the ;;w;; wion's neck; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^w^ must speak :33 thwough, -:3 saying thus, ow to x3 the same defect: :33 'Wadies,' ow 'Fair x3 wadies, UwU I -^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish xDD you' ow ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd request xDD you' ow ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd entweat xDD you -nyot to ;;w;; feaw, nyot to ^w^ twembwe. OwO My >w< wife fow >w< youws! ;;w;; If xDD you think UwU I -come ÚwÚ hithew >_< as :3 a wion, >w< it :3 wewe pity of x3 my life. :3 Nyo, UwU I ^w^ am nyo xDD such ->_> thing; UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man >_< as othew ;;w;; men >_> awe.' xDD And thewe, :33 indeed, wet ^.^ him -xDD nyame :33 his :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and tell them x3 pwainwy ^.^ he >_> is Snug x3 the x3 joinyew. -uWu QUINCE. xDD Weww, >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. OwO But there >_> is >w< two x3 hawd UwU things- :3 that -;;w;; is, to ;;w;; bwing x3 the moonlight x3 into :3 a ;;w;; chambew; for, xDD you knyow, uWu Pywamus -ÚwÚ and ^.^ Thisby :3 meet ^.^ by moonlight. -SNOUT. ^-^ Doth x3 the ;;w;; moon shine :3 that >w< nyight ^.^ we :33 pway UwU ouw pway? -xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ A cawendaw, :3 a ^.^ cawendaw! Wook uWu in x3 the almanack; find x3 out -moonshine, find x3 out xDD moonshinye. -uWu QUINCE. Yes, >w< it xDD doth shine :3 that OwO nyight. -xDD BOTTOM. Why, xDD then OwO may xDD you OwO weave :3 a >_< casement of x3 the great x3 chambew ->_< window, :3 whewe ^.^ we ^.^ pway, >w< open; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; moon OwO may shine uWu in uWu at x3 the ->w< casement. -uWu QUINCE. Ay; ow >_> ewse one ^w^ must come uWu in with :3 a ;;w;; bush of thorns ÚwÚ and :3 a -wantewn, ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ he x3 comes to ^w^ disfiguwe ow to xDD pwesent x3 the ÚwÚ pewson -of ^.^ Moonshinye. UwU Then there >_> is anyothew thing: ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have :3 a waww uWu in -x3 the great ;;w;; chambew; fow uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and uWu Thisby, ;;w;; says x3 the story, uWu did -tawk ^w^ thwough x3 the ^-^ chink of :3 a wall. -SNOUT. >_> You ^.^ can >_< nyevew ;;w;; bwing uWu in :3 a wall. >_> What >_> say UwU you, ;;w;; Bottom? -xDD BOTTOM. ;;w;; Some x3 man ow othew ^w^ must xDD pwesent ^w^ Waww; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him uWu have x3 some -:3 pwastew, ow x3 some xDD woam, ow x3 some :3 wough-cast about :3 him, to :33 signyify -waww; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him howd :33 his x3 fingews thus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough :3 that cranny -UwU shaww uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Thisby uWu whispew. -uWu QUINCE. ;;w;; If :3 that OwO may be, xDD then aww >_> is well. ^.^ Come, sit ;;w;; down, every -;;w;; mothew's x3 son, ÚwÚ and >w< weheawse x3 youw pawts. Pywamus, xDD you begin; when -xDD you uWu have >w< spoken x3 youw ;;w;; speech, enter x3 into :3 that ^.^ bwake; ÚwÚ and UwU so every -one accowding to :33 his >_< cue. - -Entew PUCK x3 behind - -UwU PUCK. >_> What ;;w;; hempen homespuns uWu have ^.^ we xDD swagg'wing UwU hewe, -^w^ So nyeaw x3 the >_> cwadwe of x3 the OwO Faiwy Queen? -What, :3 a :33 pway towawd! I'll be >w< an >_> auditow; -^-^ An :33 actow ^w^ too :3 pewhaps, >_> if UwU I >_> see OwO cause. -uWu QUINCE. ÚwÚ Speak, Pywamus. uWu Thisby, stand forth. -xDD BOTTOM. uWu Thisby, x3 the fwowews of uWu odious UwU savouws sweet- -uWu QUINCE. >_< 'Odious'- :33 odowous! -xDD BOTTOM. -odouws UwU savouws sweet; -^w^ So hath >w< thy :33 bweath, x3 my deawest ^.^ Thisby deaw. -OwO But hark, :3 a ^.^ voice! OwO Stay xDD thou >_> but OwO hewe awhiwe, -xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by UwU I xDD wiww to uWu thee :3 appeaw. uWu Exit -UwU PUCK. ^-^ A stwangew uWu Pywamus than ;;w;; e'ew OwO pwayed here! uWu Exit -;;w;; FWUTE. :3 Must UwU I speak ^.^ nyow? -uWu QUINCE. Ay, marry, ^w^ must uWu you; fow xDD you ^w^ must understand ^.^ he xDD goes >_> but to ->_> see :3 a noise :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and >_> is to come ;;w;; again. -;;w;; FWUTE. :3 Most OwO wadiant Pywamus, UwU most ;;w;; wiwy-white of >_< hue, -Of colour ^.^ wike x3 the red wose on x3 twiumphant ÚwÚ bwiew, -:3 Most bwisky juvenal, ÚwÚ and eke UwU most lovely x3 Jew, -;;w;; As true >_< as uWu twuest horse, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew >w< tiwe, -I'll :3 meet ÚwÚ thee, Pywamus, uWu at xDD Nyinny's ;;w;; tomb. -uWu QUINCE. uWu 'Nyinyus' >w< tomb,' ;;w;; man! Why, xDD you ^w^ must nyot speak :3 that :33 yet; :3 that -xDD you answew to Pywamus. >_> You speak aww x3 youw ÚwÚ pawt uWu at ^w^ once, cues, ÚwÚ and -all. uWu Pywamus entew: x3 youw :33 cue >_> is xDD past; >w< it >_> is 'nyevew OwO tiwe.' -;;w;; FWUTE. >w< O- ;;w;; As true >_< as uWu twuest horse, :3 that y ^w^ et ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew :3 tiwe. - -^.^ We-entew xDD PUCK, ÚwÚ and BOTTOM with >w< an ass's >_> head - -xDD BOTTOM. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe faiw, uWu Thisby, UwU I :3 wewe >w< onwy ÚwÚ thinye. -uWu QUINCE. x3 O UwU monstwous! x3 O >_< stwange! We OwO awe UwU haunted. ÚwÚ Pway, ;;w;; mastews! fly, -;;w;; mastews! Help! -Exeunt aww >_> but BOTTOM ÚwÚ and PUCK -UwU PUCK. I'll ;;w;; fowwow uWu you; I'll lead xDD you about :3 a ^-^ wound, -^.^ Thwough :33 bog, ^w^ thwough ^-^ bush, ^w^ thwough >_> bwake, ^w^ thwough bwiew; -:3 Sometime :3 a UwU howse I'll be, ÚwÚ sometime :3 a uWu hound, -^-^ A ^-^ hog, :3 a headless >_> beaw, ÚwÚ sometime :3 a x3 fiwe; -xDD And ^-^ nyeigh, ÚwÚ and bawk, ÚwÚ and OwO gwunt, ÚwÚ and :33 woaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buwn, -Wike horse, uWu hound, ^-^ hog, >_> beaw, ^w^ fiwe, uWu at every x3 tuwn. -uWu Exit -xDD BOTTOM. Why UwU do ;;w;; they >w< wun ÚwÚ away? This >_> is :3 a knyavewy of them to >_< make ;;w;; me -afeawd. - -^.^ We-entew SNyOUT - -SNOUT. x3 O >_< Bottom, xDD thou awt >_< chang'd! >_> What UwU do UwU I >_> see on thee? -xDD BOTTOM. >_> What UwU do xDD you see? >_> You >_> see >w< an ass-head of x3 youw OwO own, UwU do you? -uWu Exit SNyOUT - -^.^ We-entew QUINCE - -uWu QUINCE. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee, >_< Bottom, ;;w;; bwess uWu thee! ^.^ Thou awt twanswated. -uWu Exit -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I >_> see uWu theiw knyavewy: ÚwÚ this >_> is to >_< make >w< an >w< ass of OwO me; to -:33 fwight uWu me, >_> if ;;w;; they xDD couwd. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww nyot stir from ÚwÚ this pwace, UwU do ->_> what ;;w;; they can; UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk x3 up ÚwÚ and down UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^w^ sing, :3 that -;;w;; they UwU shaww hear UwU I ^w^ am nyot afraid. OwO [Sings] - -uWu The >_< ousew ^w^ cock, UwU so black of >_< hue, -With orange-tawny bill, -uWu The ^.^ thwostwe with :33 his ^-^ nyote UwU so ^-^ twue, -uWu The wren with xDD wittwe quiww. - -UwU TITANyIA. >_> What ÚwÚ angew ;;w;; wakes ;;w;; me from x3 my flow'ry bed? -xDD BOTTOM. OwO [Sings] -uWu The uWu finch, x3 the ^.^ spawwow, ÚwÚ and x3 the wawk, -uWu The plain-song ;;w;; cuckoo ^w^ gwey, ->_< Whose ^-^ nyote full UwU many :3 a x3 man xDD doth >_> mawk, -xDD And x3 dawes nyot answew nay- -for, :33 indeed, who ^.^ wouwd uWu set :33 his wit to UwU so >_< foowish :3 a xDD biwd? -Who ^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 a biwd x3 the xDD he, ^w^ though ^.^ he cwy :33 'cuckoo' >_< nyevew so? -UwU TITANyIA. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe mowtaw, ^.^ sing ;;w;; again. -Mine ear >_> is much x3 enyamouwed of >w< thy UwU nyote; -^w^ So >_> is >_< minye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ enthwawwed to >w< thy UwU shape; -xDD And >w< thy >w< faiw viwtue's force ^.^ pewfowce xDD doth move uWu me, -On x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ view, to say, to x3 sweaw, UwU I wuv thee. -xDD BOTTOM. Methinks, ^-^ mistwess, xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have xDD wittwe reason fow x3 that. -xDD And ^w^ yet, to >_> say x3 the truth, reason ÚwÚ and wuv >_< keep xDD wittwe >_< company -togethew ;;w;; nyow-a-days. uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 the pity :3 that x3 some xDD honyest -neighbours xDD wiww nyot >_< make them fwiends. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ can gleek ;;w;; upon -:33 occasion. -UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Thou awt >_< as uWu wise >_< as xDD thou awt beautiful. -xDD BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU nyeithew; >_> but >_> if UwU I xDD had wit enough to get x3 out of ÚwÚ this -wood, UwU I uWu have enough to serve >_< minye UwU own x3 tuwn. -UwU TITANyIA. UwU Out of ÚwÚ this uWu wood UwU do nyot ^.^ desiwe to go; -^.^ Thou shalt wemain OwO hewe >w< whethew xDD thou wiwt ow >w< nyo. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^w^ spiwit of nyo ^w^ common rate; -uWu The ^-^ summew still xDD doth tend ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ state; -xDD And UwU I UwU do wuv ÚwÚ thee; OwO thewefowe, OwO go with x3 me. -I'll UwU give uWu thee ^-^ faiwies to >_< attend on ÚwÚ thee; -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww :3 fetch uWu thee :3 jewews from x3 the >w< deep, -xDD And ^w^ sing, OwO whiwe xDD thou on >w< pwessed fwowews dost ^w^ sweep; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO puwge >w< thy >w< mowtaw gwossnyess UwU so -:33 That xDD thou shalt ^.^ wike >w< an airy ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ go. -x3 Peasebwossom! Cobweb! ^-^ Moth! ÚwÚ and :33 Mustawdseed! - -Entew ^.^ PEASEBWOSSOM, COBWEB, >w< MOTH, ÚwÚ and x3 MUSTAWDSEED - -PEASEBLOSSOM. Weady. ->_< COBWEB. xDD And ^.^ I. -ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD And ^.^ I. -MUSTAWDSEED. xDD And ^.^ I. -uWu AWW. Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? -UwU TITANyIA. ^w^ Be uWu kind ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous to ÚwÚ this gentleman; -Hop uWu in :33 his >w< wawks ÚwÚ and gambol uWu in :33 his eyes; -UwU Feed ^.^ him with apricocks ÚwÚ and >_< dewbewwies, -With puwpwe UwU gwapes, green >_> figs, ÚwÚ and mulberries; -uWu The honey ;;w;; bags ^.^ steaw from x3 the humbwe-bees, -xDD And fow nyight-tapews crop uWu theiw ;;w;; waxen thighs, -xDD And >w< wight them uWu at x3 the fiery ^-^ gwow-wowm's ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; To uWu have x3 my wuv to x3 bed ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; awise; -xDD And pluck x3 the x3 wings from painted UwU buttewfwies, -;;w;; To >_> fan x3 the >_> moonbeams from :33 his x3 sweeping :3 eyes. -Nyod to :3 him, elves, ÚwÚ and UwU do ^.^ him courtesies. -PEASEBLOSSOM. >w< Haiw, mowtaw! ->_< COBWEB. Haiw! -ÚwÚ MOTH. Haiw! -MUSTAWDSEED. Haiw! -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I cwy x3 youw worships mercy, :3 heawtiwy; UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw -^w^ wowship's nyame. ->_< COBWEB. ÚwÚ Cobweb. -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe xDD you of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ acquaintance, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew -ÚwÚ Cobweb. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 cut x3 my finger, UwU I UwU shaww >_< make bold with OwO you. uWu Youw -:33 nyame, xDD honyest gentleman? -PEASEBLOSSOM. Peaseblossom. -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to Mistress Squash, x3 youw :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and -to >_< Mastew Peascod, x3 youw :33 fathew. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Peaseblossom, UwU I UwU shaww -^.^ desiwe xDD you of ^.^ mowe >_< acquaintance UwU too. uWu Youw :33 nyame, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -UwU siw? -MUSTAWDSEED. Mustardseed. -xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew Mustawdseed, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw uWu patience well. :33 That -same >w< cowawdwy UwU giant-wike ;;w;; ox-beef hath x3 devouw'd UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman -of x3 youw ÚwÚ house. UwU I promise xDD you x3 youw >w< kindwed hath UwU made x3 my eyes UwU watew -ere now. UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD you of ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ acquaintance, ÚwÚ good >_< Mastew -Mustardseed. -UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Come, wait ;;w;; upon him; lead ^.^ him to x3 my bowew. -uWu The ;;w;; moon, UwU methinks, :33 wooks with :3 a ^.^ wat'wy >_< eye; -xDD And when ^.^ she uWu weeps, ^.^ weeps every xDD wittwe UwU fwowew; -Wamenting x3 some enfowced >_< chastity. -ÚwÚ Tie x3 up x3 my love's ;;w;; tongue, ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him siwentwy. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu wood - -Entew OBERON - -OBERON. UwU I wonder >_> if ^-^ Titanyia be xDD awak'd; -Then, >_> what >w< it UwU was :3 that :3 nyext ^-^ came uWu in her >_< eye, ->_< Which ^.^ she ^w^ must >_> dote on uWu in extwemity. - -Entew PUCK - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my :3 messengew. How now, ^-^ mad :33 spiwit! ->_> What OwO nyight-wuwe nyow about ÚwÚ this xDD haunted ^w^ gwuv? -UwU PUCK. OwO My mistwess with :3 a monstew >_> is uWu in love. -Near to her ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ and OwO consecwated ÚwÚ bowew, -While ^.^ she UwU was uWu in her dull ÚwÚ and x3 sweeping ^-^ houw, -^-^ A cwew of >_> patches, wude UwU mechanyicaws, -:33 That ^.^ wowk fow ^.^ bwead ;;w;; upon xDD Athenyian ;;w;; stawws, -^.^ Wewe >w< met togethew to >w< weheawse :3 a :33 pway -ÚwÚ Intended fow great ;;w;; Theseus' >w< nyuptiaw x3 day. -uWu The OwO shawwowest thickskin of :3 that ^-^ bawwen sort, -Who uWu Pywamus presented, uWu in uWu theiw spowt -Fowsook :33 his scene ÚwÚ and ^w^ ent'wed uWu in :3 a ^.^ bwake; -x3 When UwU I uWu did ^.^ him uWu at ÚwÚ this ^w^ advantage take, -^-^ An ass's ^w^ nyowe UwU I xDD fixed on :33 his >_> head. -^-^ Anyon :33 his ^.^ Thisby ^w^ must be x3 answewed, -xDD And fowth x3 my >_> mimic ^w^ comes. x3 When ;;w;; they ^.^ him :33 spy, -;;w;; As >w< wiwd ^.^ geese :3 that x3 the xDD cweeping x3 fowwew >_< eye, -:33 Ow ^w^ wusset-pated ^.^ choughs, UwU many uWu in sort, -x3 Wising ÚwÚ and cawing uWu at x3 the OwO gun's wepowt, -Sevew x3 themsewves ÚwÚ and madly :33 sweep x3 the :3 sky, -^w^ So uWu at :33 his ^.^ sight OwO away :33 his ^w^ fewwows xDD fwy; -xDD And uWu at UwU ouw stamp UwU hewe, ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and ^-^ o'ew one >_< fawws; ->w< He murder cries, ÚwÚ and OwO hewp from ^.^ Athens calls. -^-^ Theiw sense OwO thus ÚwÚ weak, wost with uWu theiw OwO feaws OwO thus :33 stwong, -Made senseless ^.^ things x3 begin to UwU do them wwong, -For bwiews ÚwÚ and thorns uWu at uWu theiw apparel >w< snyatch; -;;w;; Some >w< sweeves, x3 some >_> hats, from yielders aww ^.^ things ;;w;; catch. -UwU I x3 wed them on uWu in ÚwÚ this distracted ;;w;; feaw, -xDD And left x3 sweet uWu Pywamus twanswated uWu thewe; -x3 When uWu in :3 that :33 moment, UwU so >w< it ^-^ came to pass, -^-^ Titanyia wak'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaightway :3 wov'd >w< an ass. -OBERON. This ^w^ fawws x3 out xDD bettew than UwU I couwd devise. -OwO But x3 hast xDD thou yet UwU watch'd x3 the ^w^ Athenyian's eyes -With x3 the love-juice, >_< as UwU I uWu did bid uWu thee ^-^ do? -UwU PUCK. UwU I >_> took ^.^ him ^w^ sweeping- :3 that >_> is :33 finyish'd UwU too- -xDD And x3 the xDD Athenyian OwO woman ^.^ by :33 his x3 side; -^.^ That, when ^.^ he wak'd, of force ^.^ she ^w^ must be ;;w;; ey'd. - -Entew :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HERMIA - -OBERON. ;;w;; Stand close; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the same Athenian. -UwU PUCK. This >_> is x3 the ^w^ woman, >_> but nyot ÚwÚ this x3 the man. -DEMETRIUS. >_< O, >w< why ^.^ webuke xDD you ^.^ him :3 that loves xDD you so? -Way UwU bweath UwU so UwU bittew on x3 youw UwU bittew foe. -HERMIA. Now UwU I >_> but :33 chide, >_> but UwU I >_> shouwd use uWu thee ^-^ wowse, -For UwU thou, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 hast UwU given ;;w;; me cause to cuwse. -;;w;; If xDD thou x3 hast :3 swain :3 Wysandew uWu in :33 his sweep, -uWu Being ^-^ o'ew xDD shoes uWu in bwood, ^.^ pwunge uWu in x3 the >w< deep, -xDD And OwO kiww ;;w;; me UwU too. -uWu The sun UwU was nyot UwU so true >w< unto x3 the day -;;w;; As ^.^ he to x3 me. Wouwd ^.^ he uWu have :33 stowen OwO away -Fwom x3 sweeping Hermia? I'll ^-^ bewieve >_< as >w< soon -This whole ^.^ eawth OwO may be :33 bow'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the ;;w;; moon -^-^ May ^w^ thwough x3 the centwe :3 cweep ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU dispwease -:3 Hew brother's UwU nyoontide with x3 th' Antipodes. -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ muwd'wed him; -^w^ So >_> shouwd :3 a x3 muwdewew wook- UwU so >_< dead, UwU so >w< gwim. -DEMETRIUS. ^w^ So >_> shouwd x3 the murdered wook; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> shouwd I, -Pierc'd ^w^ thwough x3 the >_< heawt with x3 youw xDD stewn cruelty; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU you, x3 the muwdewew, wook >_< as :3 bwight, >_< as cweaw, -;;w;; As yonder :3 Venyus uWu in her ^.^ gwimmewing UwU sphewe. -HERMIA. x3 What's ÚwÚ this to x3 my Wysandew? Whewe >_> is uWu he? -xDD Ah, ÚwÚ good UwU Demetwius, wiwt xDD thou UwU give ^.^ him me? -DEMETRIUS. UwU I xDD had rather UwU give :33 his ^.^ cawcass to x3 my UwU hounds. -HERMIA. Out, dog! ^.^ out, uWu cuw! ^.^ Thou ^-^ dwiv'st ;;w;; me x3 past x3 the bounds -Of maiden's OwO patience. Hast xDD thou :3 swain :3 him, ^w^ then? -ÚwÚ Hencefowth be >_< nyevew UwU nyumb'wed ^-^ among :3 men! ->_< O, >_> once tell true; tell ^-^ twue, even fow x3 my uWu sake! -:3 Duwst xDD thou uWu have >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him ^.^ being >w< awake, -xDD And x3 hast xDD thou kill'd ^.^ him x3 sweeping? x3 O >_< bwave ^.^ touch! -Could nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowm, >w< an >_< addew, UwU do UwU so much? -^-^ An >_> addew uWu did uWu it; fow with doubwew >_> tongue -Than xDD thinye, xDD thou sewpent, >_< nyevew >_> addew xDD stung. -DEMETRIUS. >_> You spend x3 youw passion on :3 a OwO mispwis'd ^-^ mood: -UwU I ^w^ am nyot guiwty of Lysander's ^-^ bwood; -x3 Nyow >_> is ^.^ he >_< dead, fow ^.^ aught :3 that UwU I ^.^ can tell. -HERMIA. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, tell ;;w;; me xDD then :3 that ^.^ he >_> is well. -DEMETRIUS. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I couwd, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I get >w< thewefowe? -HERMIA. ^-^ A OwO pwiviwege >_< nyevew to >_> see ;;w;; me more. -xDD And from >w< thy hated x3 pwesence ÚwÚ pawt UwU I so; -xDD See ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe >w< whethew ^.^ he be >_< dead ow >w< nyo. uWu Exit -DEMETRIUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo fowwowing her uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fiewce ;;w;; vein; -Here, OwO thewefowe, fow :3 a OwO whiwe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wemain. -^w^ So ^.^ sowwow's heaviness xDD doth heaview gwow -For >_> debt :3 that >w< bankwupt :33 sweep xDD doth sorrow OwO owe; ->_< Which nyow uWu in x3 some :3 swight UwU measuwe >w< it xDD wiww :33 pay, -;;w;; If fow :33 his xDD tendew OwO hewe UwU I >_< make x3 some >_< stay. [Lies down] -OBERON. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou done? ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^.^ mistaken UwU quite, -xDD And laid x3 the >_< wuv-juice on x3 some true-love's :33 sight. -Of >w< thy UwU mispwision ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce ensue -;;w;; Some true wuv :3 tuwn'd, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a UwU fawse >_> tuwn'd true. -UwU PUCK. UwU Then fate ;;w;; o'ew-wuwes, :3 that, one x3 man uWu howding troth, -^-^ A miwwion fail, >_< confounding ^-^ oath on uWu oath. -OBERON. About x3 the uWu wood OwO go ^w^ swiftew than x3 the ;;w;; wind, -xDD And OwO Hewenya of ^.^ Athens wook xDD thou find; -All fancy-sick ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ and pawe of cheew, -With :3 sighs of wuv :3 that ;;w;; costs x3 the >w< fwesh :3 bwood deaw. -^-^ By x3 some xDD iwwusion >_> see xDD thou ;;w;; bwing her ^.^ hewe; -I'll >_> chawm :33 his eyes OwO against ^.^ she UwU do :3 appeaw. -UwU PUCK. UwU I x3 go, UwU I go; wook >w< how UwU I x3 go, -OwO Swiftew than arrow from x3 the Tawtaw's ÚwÚ bow. uWu Exit -OBERON. :3 Fwowew of ÚwÚ this puwpwe xDD dye, -Hit with uWu Cupid's ;;w;; awchewy, -^-^ Sink uWu in apple of :33 his :33 eye. -x3 When :33 his wuv ^.^ he xDD doth uWu espy, -Let her shine >_< as UwU gwowiouswy -;;w;; As x3 the :3 Venyus of x3 the x3 sky. -x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; wak'st, >_> if ^.^ she be UwU by, ->w< Beg of her fow UwU wemedy. - -^.^ We-entew PUCK - -UwU PUCK. uWu Captain of UwU ouw ;;w;; faiwy :33 band, -OwO Hewenya >_> is OwO hewe uWu at uWu hand, -xDD And x3 the :33 youth >_> mistook ^.^ by ;;w;; me -x3 Pweading fow :3 a lover's >w< fee; -Shall ^.^ we uWu theiw fond pageant see? -Wowd, >_> what foows these :33 mowtaws OwO be! -OBERON. ;;w;; Stand xDD aside. uWu The noise ;;w;; they >_< make -Will cause >_< Demetwius to ^w^ awake. -UwU PUCK. UwU Then xDD wiww >w< two uWu at >_> once ^.^ woo onye. -:33 That ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be spowt ^.^ awonye; -xDD And UwU those ^.^ things UwU do best uWu pwease ;;w;; me -:33 That befaww pwepost'wouswy. - -Entew xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and HEWENyA - -WYSANDEW. Why >_> shouwd xDD you think :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ woo uWu in scown? ->w< Scown ÚwÚ and dewision >_< nyevew come uWu in >w< teaws. -Wook when UwU I ^w^ vow, UwU I ^.^ weep; ÚwÚ and x3 vows UwU so born, -^w^ In uWu theiw :3 nyativity aww uWu twuth :3 appeaws. -How ^.^ can these ^.^ things uWu in ;;w;; me xDD seem ^w^ scown to UwU you, -ÚwÚ Beawing x3 the x3 badge of ^w^ faith, to ^-^ pwuv them twue? -HEWENyA. >_> You UwU do advance x3 youw x3 cunnying ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. -x3 When uWu twuth :33 kiwws truth, x3 O UwU deviwish-howy fray! -;;w;; These x3 vows OwO awe ^-^ Hewmia's. Will xDD you UwU give her xDD o'ew? -OwO Weigh ^-^ oath with ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww >_< nyothing weigh: -uWu Youw x3 vows to her ÚwÚ and uWu me, put uWu in >w< two :33 scawes, -Will even weigh; ÚwÚ and both >_< as >w< wight >_< as ^-^ tawes. -WYSANDEW. UwU I OwO hod nyo ^w^ judgment when to her UwU I ^.^ swowe. -HEWENyA. x3 Nyow nyonye, uWu in x3 my UwU mind, nyow xDD you UwU give her >_< o'ew. -WYSANDEW. >_< Demetwius loves hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he loves nyot OwO you. -DEMETRIUS. UwU [Awaking] x3 O Hewen, xDD goddess, nymph, pewfect, divinye! -;;w;; To x3 what, x3 my xDD wuv, UwU shaww UwU I compare ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ eynye? -Cwystaw >_> is uWu muddy. >_< O, >w< how ripe uWu in x3 show -x3 Thy :3 wips, UwU those xDD kissing cherries, >_< tempting grow! -:33 That puwe UwU congeawed >_< white, xDD high :3 Tauwus' ;;w;; snyow, -;;w;; Fann'd with x3 the eastern ;;w;; wind, tuwns to :3 a x3 cwow -x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; howd'st x3 up >w< thy >w< hand. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss -This ^-^ pwincess of puwe >_< white, ÚwÚ this UwU seaw of uWu bwiss! -HEWENyA. x3 O ^w^ spite! x3 O >_< heww! UwU I >_> see xDD you aww OwO awe UwU bent -;;w;; To uWu set OwO against ;;w;; me fow x3 youw :33 mewwiment. -;;w;; If xDD you :3 wewe ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ and UwU knyew couwtesy, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do ;;w;; me OwO thus much >w< injuwy. -UwU Can xDD you nyot ^-^ hate uWu me, >_< as UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU do, -OwO But xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ join uWu in >w< souws to ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me xDD too? -;;w;; If xDD you :3 wewe men, >_< as ;;w;; men xDD you OwO awe uWu in show, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot use :3 a ^-^ gentwe uWu wady so: -;;w;; To ^w^ vow, ÚwÚ and x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and >_< supewpwaise x3 my xDD pawts, -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^-^ hate ;;w;; me with x3 youw >w< heawts. ->_> You both OwO awe wivaws, ÚwÚ and wuv Hermia; -xDD And nyow both wivaws, to ÚwÚ mock Hewenya. -^-^ A ÚwÚ twim ^w^ expwoit, :3 a xDD manwy entewpwise, -;;w;; To x3 conjuwe tears x3 up uWu in :3 a poor maid's eyes -With x3 youw >_> dewision! ^-^ Nyonye of x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sowt -Wouwd UwU so ^-^ offend :3 a xDD viwgin, ÚwÚ and extowt -^-^ A poor x3 souw's patience, aww to >_< make xDD you ;;w;; spowt. -WYSANDEW. >_> You OwO awe >_> unkind, ^-^ Demetwius; be nyot so; -For xDD you wuv ^-^ Hewmia. This xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I know; -xDD And UwU hewe, with aww ÚwÚ good :33 wiww, with aww x3 my uWu heawt, -^w^ In UwU Hewmia's wuv UwU I yield xDD you x3 up x3 my ^w^ pawt; -xDD And >_> youws of OwO Hewenya to ;;w;; me ^w^ bequeath, -;;w;; Whom UwU I UwU do wuv ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU do >w< tiww x3 my death. -HEWENyA. xDD Nyevew uWu did >_> mockews uWu waste ^.^ mowe idle >_< bweath. -DEMETRIUS. UwU Wysandew, >_< keep >w< thy Hermia; UwU I xDD wiww none. -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew UwU I :3 wov'd hew, aww :3 that wuv >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -OwO My >_< heawt to her >_> but >_< as ÚwÚ guest-wise sojouwn'd, -xDD And nyow to :33 Hewen >_> is >w< it ^.^ home :3 wetuwn'd, ->_> Thewe to ^-^ wemain. -WYSANDEW. Hewen, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 so. -DEMETRIUS. Disparage nyot x3 the :33 faith xDD thou dost nyot knyow, -Lest, to >w< thy x3 pewiw, xDD thou aby >w< it deaw. -Wook :3 whewe >w< thy wuv ;;w;; comes; yonder >_> is >w< thy deaw. - -Entew HERMIA - -HERMIA. xDD Dawk night, :3 that from x3 the ^w^ eye :33 his ^.^ function ^-^ takes, -uWu The ear ^.^ mowe ^w^ quick of apprehension ^-^ makes; -^-^ Whewein >w< it xDD doth impaiw x3 the ^-^ seeing sense, -^.^ It >w< pays x3 the hearing :3 doubwe ;;w;; wecompense. -^.^ Thou awt nyot ^.^ by >_< minye >_< eye, UwU Wysandew, xDD found; -Mine eaw, UwU I >_> thank :33 it, ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to >w< thy UwU sound. -OwO But >w< why unkindly :33 didst xDD thou OwO weave ;;w;; me so? -WYSANDEW. Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he xDD stay ÚwÚ whom wuv xDD doth x3 pwess to >w< go? -HERMIA. >_> What wuv couwd x3 pwess :3 Wysandew from x3 my ^-^ side? -WYSANDEW. Lysander's xDD wuv, :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot wet ^.^ him bide- -Faiw Helena, who ^.^ mowe UwU engiwds x3 the >w< nyight -Than aww >_< yon fiery oes ÚwÚ and eyes of light. -Why >_< seek'st xDD thou me? Could nyot ÚwÚ this >_< make uWu thee ^.^ knyow -uWu The ^-^ hate UwU I OwO bawe uWu thee UwU made ;;w;; me OwO weave uWu thee so? -HERMIA. >_> You speak nyot >_< as xDD you >_> think; >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -HEWENyA. Lo, ^.^ she >_> is one of ÚwÚ this :3 confedewacy! -Now UwU I >_> pewceive ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ conjoin'd aww >w< thwee -;;w;; To fashion ÚwÚ this UwU fawse spowt uWu in x3 spite of x3 me. -Injurious >_< Hewmia! UwU most uWu ungwatefuw x3 maid! -:3 Have xDD you >_> conspiw'd, uWu have xDD you with these ^w^ contwiv'd, -;;w;; To x3 bait ;;w;; me with ÚwÚ this fouw ^w^ dewision? -Is aww x3 the counsel :3 that ^.^ we >w< two uWu have shar'd, -uWu The sisters' ^w^ vows, x3 the >_> houws :3 that ^.^ we uWu have >_< spent, -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; chid x3 the >_< hasty-footed time -For >w< pawting >w< us- >_< O, >_> is aww OwO fowgot? -All >w< schoow-days' ^-^ fwiendship, childhood innyocence? -We, :33 Hewmia, ^.^ wike >w< two :33 awtificiaw uWu gods, -:3 Have with UwU ouw needles created both one x3 fwowew, -UwU Both on one sampwew, :3 sitting on one :3 cushion, -UwU Both ;;w;; wawbwing of one song, both uWu in one ;;w;; key; -;;w;; As >_> if UwU ouw ^.^ hands, UwU ouw :33 sides, UwU voices, ÚwÚ and x3 minds, -xDD Had :33 been incowpowate. ^w^ So ^.^ we ^-^ gwew together, -Wike to :3 a :3 doubwe :3 chewwy, ÚwÚ seeming parted, -OwO But yet >w< an >w< unyion uWu in ^-^ pawtition, -Two lovely >_< bewwies moulded on one stern; -So, with >w< two ÚwÚ seeming >w< bodies, >_> but one heawt; -Two of x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, ^.^ wike coats uWu in uWu hewawdwy, ->_> Due >_> but to one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwownyed with one >w< cwest. -xDD And xDD wiww xDD you OwO went UwU ouw UwU ancient wuv asunder, -;;w;; To ^w^ join with ;;w;; men uWu in :33 scownying x3 youw poor >w< fwiend? -^.^ It >_> is nyot ;;w;; fwiendwy, UwU 'tis nyot >_> maidenwy; -Our ;;w;; sex, >_< as weww >_< as I, OwO may UwU chide xDD you fow :33 it, -;;w;; Though UwU I awonye UwU do x3 feew x3 the >w< injuwy. -HERMIA. UwU I ^w^ am x3 amazed uWu at x3 youw passionyate words; -UwU I ^w^ scown xDD you x3 nyot; >w< it ;;w;; seems :3 that xDD you ^w^ scown x3 me. -HEWENyA. :3 Have xDD you nyot uWu set UwU Wysandew, >_< as uWu in ^.^ scown, -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and praise x3 my eyes ÚwÚ and ^.^ face? -xDD And UwU made x3 youw othew xDD wuv, UwU Demetwius, -Who even >_> but nyow uWu did :33 spuwn ;;w;; me with :33 his xDD foot, -;;w;; To caww ;;w;; me xDD goddess, nymph, divine, ÚwÚ and wawe, -:33 Pwecious, cewestiaw? ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD speaks ^.^ he ÚwÚ this -;;w;; To her ^.^ he ;;w;; hates? xDD And ^-^ whewefowe xDD doth :3 Wysandew ->w< Deny x3 youw xDD wuv, UwU so rich within :33 his x3 souw, -xDD And xDD tendew uWu me, xDD fowsooth, :33 affection, -OwO But ^.^ by x3 youw >w< setting ;;w;; on, ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ consent? ->_> What ^w^ though UwU I be nyot UwU so uWu in xDD gwace >_< as UwU you, -^w^ So UwU hung ;;w;; upon with xDD wuv, UwU so fortunate, -OwO But >w< misewabwe :3 most, to wuv unwov'd? -This xDD you >_> shouwd pity rather than >w< despise. -HERMIA. UwU I understand nyot >_> what xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by UwU this. -HEWENyA. Ay, xDD do- uWu pewsevew, OwO countewfeit >_> sad looks, -^-^ Make mouths ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me when UwU I turn x3 my back, ->_> Wink >_< each uWu at >w< othew; howd x3 the x3 sweet xDD jest xDD up; -This sport, weww ;;w;; cawwied, UwU shaww be ÚwÚ chwonyicwed. -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have xDD any pity, gwace, ow :3 mannyews, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< make ;;w;; me xDD such >w< an awgument. -OwO But ^-^ fawe OwO ye well; UwU 'tis ;;w;; pawtwy x3 my UwU own ^w^ fauwt, ->_< Which UwU death, ow >_> absence, >w< soon UwU shaww UwU wemedy. -WYSANDEW. Stay, ^-^ gentwe Hewenya; hear x3 my OwO excuse; -OwO My xDD wuv, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my x3 souw, >w< faiw Helena! -HEWENyA. x3 O excellent! -HERMIA. OwO Sweet, UwU do nyot ^w^ scown her :3 so. -DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot entreat, UwU I ^.^ can compew. -WYSANDEW. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst compel nyo ^.^ mowe than ^.^ she >_< entweat; -x3 Thy threats uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ stwength than her xDD weak >_< pwayews -Hewen, UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ by x3 my >w< wife UwU I do; -UwU I >_< sweaw ^.^ by :3 that which UwU I xDD wiww wose fow uWu thee -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv ^.^ him UwU fawse :3 that ;;w;; says UwU I wuv uWu thee not. -DEMETRIUS. UwU I >_> say UwU I wuv uWu thee ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he ^.^ can xDD do. -WYSANDEW. ;;w;; If xDD thou >_> say >_> so, :3 withdwaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv >w< it UwU too. -DEMETRIUS. OwO Quick, x3 come. -HERMIA. UwU Wysandew, ^w^ wheweto tends aww :3 this? -WYSANDEW. :33 Away, xDD you x3 Ethiope! -DEMETRIUS. :3 Nyo, no, ^.^ he xDD wiww -Seem to bweak >_< woose- OwO take on >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd follow, -OwO But yet come not. >_> You OwO awe :3 a >w< tame xDD man; :3 go! -WYSANDEW. Hang ^w^ off, xDD thou cat, xDD thou >w< buww; ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ thing, wet UwU woose, -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; shake uWu thee from ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a serpent. -HERMIA. Why OwO awe xDD you grown UwU so >_> wude? >_> What change >_> is uWu this, -ÚwÚ Sweet love? -WYSANDEW. x3 Thy love! Out, OwO tawny uWu Tawtaw, out! -Out, >_< woathed ^-^ med'cinye! x3 O hated >_> potion, UwU hence! -HERMIA. Do xDD you nyot UwU jest? -HEWENyA. Yes, sooth; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do OwO you. -WYSANDEW. UwU Demetwius, UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; wowd with thee. -DEMETRIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had x3 youw bond; fow UwU I >_> pewceive -^-^ A xDD weak :3 bond ÚwÚ howds uWu you; I'll nyot :33 twust x3 youw OwO wowd. -WYSANDEW. What, >_> shouwd UwU I ÚwÚ huwt hew, strike hew, OwO kiww her dead? -Awthough UwU I ^-^ hate hew, I'll nyot x3 hawm her :3 so. -HERMIA. What! UwU Can xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me :33 gweatew x3 hawm than x3 hate? -Hate me! OwO whewefowe? x3 O me! >_> what news, x3 my love? -^w^ Am nyot UwU I Hermia? ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you Wysandew? -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as >w< faiw nyow >_< as UwU I UwU was ^-^ ewewhiwe. -Since >w< nyight xDD you :3 wov'd OwO me; yet xDD since >w< nyight xDD you left x3 me. -Why >w< then, xDD you left me- >_< O, x3 the gods >_< fowbid!- -^w^ In earnest, UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? -WYSANDEW. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my wife! -xDD And >_< nyevew uWu did ^.^ desiwe to >_> see uWu thee more. -Therefore be x3 out of hope, of ^.^ question, of doubt; -^w^ Be cewtain, >_< nyothing twuew; UwU 'tis nyo xDD jest -:33 That UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate uWu thee ÚwÚ and wuv Hewenya. -HERMIA. x3 O me! xDD you juggler! xDD you cankerblossom! ->_> You UwU thief of love! What! :3 Have xDD you come ^.^ by night, -xDD And :3 stow'n x3 my love's >_< heawt from him? -HEWENyA. xDD Finye, :33 i' >_< faith! -:3 Have xDD you nyo OwO modesty, nyo >_< maiden UwU shame, -No :33 touch of bashfuwnyess? What! Will xDD you teaw -Impatient ^-^ answews from x3 my ^-^ gentwe ^.^ tongue? -OwO Fie, fie! xDD you >_< countewfeit, xDD you OwO puppet you! -HERMIA. 'Puppet!' >w< why so? Ay, :3 that uWu way xDD goes x3 the >_< game. -Now UwU I >_> pewceive :3 that ^.^ she hath UwU made compare -Between UwU ouw ^-^ statuwes; ^.^ she hath ;;w;; uwg'd her :3 height; -xDD And with her pewsonyage, her ;;w;; taww pewsonyage, -:3 Hew xDD height, xDD fowsooth, ^.^ she hath pwevaiw'd with ^.^ him. -xDD And OwO awe xDD you grown UwU so xDD high uWu in :33 his >_> esteem ->_< Because UwU I ^w^ am UwU so dwarfish ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ wow? -How wow ^w^ am I, xDD thou painted ;;w;; maypowe? :33 Speak. -How wow ^w^ am >_< I? UwU I ^w^ am nyot yet UwU so wow -OwO But :3 that x3 my >_< nyaiws ^.^ can :3 weach >w< unto ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. -HEWENyA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ though xDD you ÚwÚ mock uWu me, xDD gentwemen, -Let her nyot ÚwÚ huwt x3 me. UwU I UwU was >_< nyevew >_> cuwst; -UwU I uWu have nyo ^w^ gift uWu at aww uWu in shrewishness; -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< wight >_< maid fow x3 my cowawdice; -Let her nyot strike x3 me. >_> You ^-^ pewhaps OwO may >_< think, ->_< Because ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ something >_< wowew than myself, -:33 That UwU I ^.^ can >_< match her. -HERMIA. 'Wowew' hark, ;;w;; again. -HEWENyA. ^-^ Good :33 Hewmia, UwU do nyot be UwU so UwU bittew with x3 me. -UwU I evewmowe uWu did wuv UwU you, :33 Hewmia, -Did OwO evew >_< keep x3 youw OwO counsews, >_< nyevew wrong'd uWu you; -:3 Save :3 that, uWu in wuv >w< unto UwU Demetwius, -UwU I told ^.^ him of x3 youw uWu steawth >w< unto ÚwÚ this wood. ->w< He fowwowed uWu you; fow wuv UwU I fowwowed him; -OwO But ^.^ he hath ;;w;; chid ;;w;; me hence, ÚwÚ and threat'ned ;;w;; me -;;w;; To strike uWu me, :33 spuwn uWu me, x3 nyay, to OwO kiww ;;w;; me :3 too; -xDD And now, UwU so xDD you xDD wiww wet ;;w;; me :33 quiet x3 go, -;;w;; To ^.^ Athens xDD wiww UwU I UwU beaw x3 my >w< fowwy back, -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow xDD you nyo fuwthew. Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. ->_> You >_> see >w< how :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and >w< how fond UwU I am. -HERMIA. Why, get xDD you ÚwÚ gonye! Who :3 is't :3 that hindews you? -HEWENyA. ^-^ A >_< foowish >_< heawt :3 that UwU I OwO weave OwO hewe behind. -HERMIA. What! with Wysandew? -HEWENyA. With :33 Demetwius. -WYSANDEW. ^w^ Be nyot afwaid; ^.^ she UwU shaww nyot x3 hawm ÚwÚ thee, Hewenya. -DEMETRIUS. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she UwU shaww >_> nyot, ^w^ though xDD you OwO take her part. -HEWENyA. >_< O, when ^.^ she >_> is ;;w;; angwy, ^.^ she >_> is >_> keen ÚwÚ and UwU shwewd; -:33 She UwU was :3 a vixen when ^.^ she OwO went to ÚwÚ schoow; -^.^ And, ^w^ though ^.^ she be >_> but UwU wittwe, ^.^ she >_> is :33 fiewce. -HERMIA. 'Little' x3 again! Nyothing >_> but 'low' ÚwÚ and 'wittwe'! -Why xDD wiww xDD you suffew her to fwout ;;w;; me >_< thus? -Let ;;w;; me come to her. -WYSANDEW. >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, xDD you dwarf; ->_> You minyimus, of hind'wing knot-grass ÚwÚ made; ->_> You bead, xDD you ÚwÚ acown. -DEMETRIUS. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too uWu officious -^w^ In her behawf :3 that scorns x3 youw ^w^ sewvices. -Let her ^.^ awonye; speak nyot of Hewenya; -^.^ Take nyot her ^w^ pawt; fow >_> if xDD thou dost intend -xDD Nyevew UwU so xDD wittwe x3 show of wuv to hew, -^.^ Thou shalt aby :3 it. -WYSANDEW. Now ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds ;;w;; me not. -Now follow, >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, to >_> twy x3 whose wight, -Of ^.^ thinye ow >_> minye, >_> is UwU most uWu in Hewenya. -DEMETRIUS. Fowwow! Nyay, I'll OwO go with ÚwÚ thee, >_< cheek ^.^ by joww. -Exeunt xDD WYSANDEW ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS -HERMIA. >_< You, ^-^ mistwess, aww ÚwÚ this coiw >_> is ^-^ wong of OwO you. -Nyay, OwO go nyot back. -HEWENyA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot :33 twust UwU you, x3 I; -x3 Nyow longer xDD stay uWu in x3 youw curst UwU company. -uWu Youw ^.^ hands than >_< minye OwO awe quickew fow :3 a :33 fway; -OwO My UwU wegs OwO awe longer x3 though, to >w< wun xDD away. uWu Exit -HERMIA. UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ amaz'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. uWu Exit -OBERON. This >_> is >w< thy nyegwigence. UwU Stiww xDD thou ^-^ mistak'st, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^-^ committ'st >w< thy knaveries ÚwÚ wiwfuwwy. -UwU PUCK. :3 Bewieve uWu me, x3 king of xDD shadows, UwU I mistook. -Did nyot xDD you tell ;;w;; me UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 man -^-^ By x3 the xDD Athenyian xDD gawments ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ on? -xDD And UwU so uWu faw blameless ;;w;; pwuvs x3 my uWu entewpwise -:33 That UwU I uWu have 'nyointed >w< an ^w^ Athenyian's eyes; -xDD And UwU so uWu faw ^w^ am UwU I uWu gwad >w< it UwU so uWu did sort, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this uWu theiw jangwing UwU I >_> esteem :3 a ;;w;; spowt. -OBERON. ^.^ Thou seest these ^w^ wuvws >_> seek :3 a :33 pwace to ^w^ fight. -Hie OwO thewefowe, Wobin, uvwcast x3 the ^w^ nyight; -uWu The ^-^ stawwy welkin UwU cuvw xDD thou :3 anyon -With ;;w;; dwooping >_> fog >_< as black >_< as OwO Achewon, -xDD And lead these testy xDD wivaws UwU so astray -;;w;; As one come nyot within another's >_> way. -Wike to :3 Wysandew ÚwÚ sometime fwame >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, -UwU Then stir >_< Demetwius x3 up with UwU bittew >_> wwong; -xDD And ÚwÚ sometime waiw xDD thou ^.^ wike ^-^ Demetwius; -xDD And from >_< each othew wook xDD thou lead them thus, -Tiww ^-^ o'ew uWu theiw ^w^ bwows >w< death-countewfeiting :33 sweep -With weaden UwU wegs ÚwÚ and >_< batty x3 wings xDD doth x3 cweep. -UwU Then xDD cwush ÚwÚ this OwO hewb x3 into Lysander's >_< eye; ->_< Whose liquor hath ÚwÚ this virtuous ^.^ pwopewty, -;;w;; To OwO take from thence aww ewwow with :33 his ^w^ might -xDD And >_< make :33 his ^w^ eyebawws ;;w;; woww with uWu wonted :33 sight. -x3 When ;;w;; they :3 nyext x3 wake, aww ÚwÚ this dewision -Shall xDD seem :3 a dweam ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fwuitwess ;;w;; vision; -xDD And back to ^.^ Athens UwU shaww x3 the ^w^ wuvws xDD wend -With :33 weague x3 whose uWu date >w< tiww :33 death UwU shaww >_< nyevew OwO end. -Whiwes UwU I uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ affaiw UwU do uWu thee UwU empwoy, -I'll to x3 my queen, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg her Indian ^.^ boy; -xDD And xDD then UwU I xDD wiww her OwO chawmed ^w^ eye wewease -Fwom uWu monstew's ^.^ view, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be peace. -UwU PUCK. OwO My ;;w;; faiwy uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ^w^ must be donye with xDD haste, -For night's UwU swift dragons :3 cut x3 the :33 cwouds full x3 fast; -xDD And yonder uWu shinyes ^-^ Auwowa's ;;w;; hawbingew, -At x3 whose appwoach ^w^ ghosts, >w< wand'wing OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, -uWu Twoop ^.^ home to chuwchyawds. Damned ;;w;; spiwits aww -:33 That uWu in cross-ways ÚwÚ and xDD fwoods uWu have buwiaw, -x3 Awweady to uWu theiw OwO wowmy beds OwO awe >w< gonye, -For feaw xDD west day >_> shouwd wook uWu theiw UwU shames xDD upon; -^-^ They uWu wiwfuwwy x3 themsewves >w< exiw'd from wight, -xDD And ^w^ must fow ^.^ aye consort with bwack-bwow'd OwO nyight. -OBERON. OwO But ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; spiwits of anyothew :3 sowt: -UwU I with x3 the Mownying's wuv uWu have ;;w;; oft UwU made >_< spowt; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a forester, x3 the ^.^ gwuvs OwO may ;;w;; twead -Even >w< tiww x3 the eastern >_< gate, aww fiery ;;w;; wed, -Openying on Nyeptunye with >w< faiw blessed ;;w;; beams, -Tuwns x3 into >w< yewwow gowd :33 his ^-^ sawt green uWu stweams. -But, >w< nyotwithstanding, xDD haste, >_< make nyo >_< deway; -We OwO may ^w^ effect ÚwÚ this business yet ere x3 day. uWu Exit OBERON -UwU PUCK. Up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, -UwU I xDD wiww lead them x3 up ÚwÚ and down. -UwU I ^w^ am feaw'd uWu in field ÚwÚ and xDD town. -Goblin, lead them x3 up ÚwÚ and down. -:3 Hewe x3 comes onye. - -Entew xDD WYSANDEW - -WYSANDEW. Whewe awt UwU thou, OwO pwoud Demetwius? ^w^ Speak xDD thou now. -UwU PUCK. Here, villain, drawn ÚwÚ and weady. Whewe awt thou? -WYSANDEW. UwU I xDD wiww be with uWu thee stwaight. -UwU PUCK. Follow uWu me, >w< then, -;;w;; To plainer :33 gwound. uWu Exit xDD WYSANDEW >_< as fowwowing x3 the uWu voice - -Entew :3 DEMETWIUS - -DEMETRIUS. UwU Wysandew, speak ;;w;; again. -^.^ Thou >_> wunyaway, xDD thou xDD cowawd, awt xDD thou fled? -Speak! ^w^ In x3 some ;;w;; bush? Whewe dost xDD thou hide >w< thy head? -UwU PUCK. ^.^ Thou xDD cowawd, awt xDD thou ^.^ bwagging to x3 the ÚwÚ staws, -Tewwing x3 the >_< bushes :3 that xDD thou wook'st fow ^-^ waws, -xDD And wiwt nyot come? ^.^ Come, recreant, come, xDD thou child; -I'll whip uWu thee with :3 a wod. >w< He >_> is >_> defiw'd -:33 That ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a xDD swowd on thee. -DEMETRIUS. Yea, awt xDD thou OwO thewe? -UwU PUCK. Follow x3 my voice; we'll >_> twy nyo manhood hewe. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew xDD WYSANDEW - -WYSANDEW. >w< He xDD goes >w< befowe uWu me, ÚwÚ and still x3 dawes ;;w;; me xDD on; -x3 When UwU I come :3 whewe ^.^ he calls, xDD then ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -uWu The viwwain >_> is much x3 wightew heel'd than ^.^ I. -UwU I fowwowed OwO fast, >_> but fastew ^.^ he uWu did fly, -:33 That ;;w;; fawwen ^w^ am UwU I uWu in dark unyeven :3 way, -xDD And OwO hewe xDD wiww xDD west x3 me. [Lies down] ^.^ Come, xDD thou ^-^ gentwe x3 day. -For >_> if >_> but >_> once xDD thou x3 show ;;w;; me >w< thy ^w^ gwey wight, -I'll find UwU Demetwius, ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge ÚwÚ this spite. >_< [Sweeps] - -^.^ We-entew PUCK ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS - -UwU PUCK. >w< Ho, :3 ho, ho! x3 Cowawd, >w< why UwU com'st xDD thou ^w^ nyot? -DEMETRIUS. uWu Abide uWu me, >_> if xDD thou daw'st; fow weww UwU I uWu wot -^.^ Thou >w< wun'st >w< befowe uWu me, shifting every pwace, -xDD And ^w^ daw'st nyot x3 stand, nor wook ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. -Whewe awt xDD thou ^.^ nyow? -UwU PUCK. :3 Come hithew; UwU I ^w^ am hewe. -DEMETRIUS. Nyay, >w< then, xDD thou ^.^ mock'st x3 me. ^.^ Thou shalt UwU buy ÚwÚ this deaw, -;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I >w< thy OwO face ^.^ by ^-^ daywight see; ->_> Nyow, OwO go >w< thy >_> way. ;;w;; Faintnyess constwainyeth ;;w;; me -;;w;; To UwU measuwe x3 out x3 my :33 wength on ÚwÚ this UwU cowd :3 bed. -^-^ By day's appwoach wook to be ^.^ visited. -[Lies down ÚwÚ and sweeps] - -Entew HEWENyA - -HEWENyA. x3 O ÚwÚ weawy night, x3 O ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and tedious night, -Abate >w< thy xDD houws! OwO Shinye UwU comfowts from x3 the OwO east, -:33 That UwU I OwO may back to ^.^ Athens ^.^ by daylight, -Fwom these :3 that x3 my poor >_< company detest. -xDD And sweep, :3 that x3 sometimes x3 shuts x3 up ^.^ sowwow's >_< eye, -xDD Steaw ;;w;; me ^-^ awhiwe from >_< minye UwU own UwU company. >_< [Sweeps] -UwU PUCK. ÚwÚ Yet >_> but xDD thwee? :3 Come one mowe; -Two of both >_> kinds x3 makes x3 up fouw. -:3 Hewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes, curst ÚwÚ and OwO sad. -x3 Cupid >_> is :3 a knavish lad, -^-^ Thus to >_< make poor femawes >_> mad. - -Entew HERMIA - -HERMIA. xDD Nyevew UwU so OwO weawy, >_< nyevew UwU so uWu in woe, ->_< Bedabbwed with x3 the ;;w;; dew, ÚwÚ and :33 town with bwiews, -UwU I ^.^ can nyo further cwaww, nyo further go; -OwO My UwU wegs ^.^ can >_< keep nyo >_> pace with x3 my :33 desiwes. -:3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I xDD west ;;w;; me >w< tiww x3 the bweak of x3 day. -^w^ Heavens OwO shiewd UwU Wysandew, >_> if ;;w;; they >_> mean :3 a fray! -[Lies down ÚwÚ and sweeps] -UwU PUCK. On x3 the x3 gwound -OwO Sweep >w< sound; -I'll apply -;;w;; To x3 youw >_< eye, -^w^ Gentwe ^.^ wuvw, UwU wemedy. -:3 [Squeezing x3 the >w< juice on WYSANDEW'S ^-^ eyes] -x3 When xDD thou ;;w;; wak'st, -^.^ Thou :33 tak'st -;;w;; Twue delight -^w^ In x3 the ^.^ sight -Of >w< thy xDD fowmew >_> wady's >_< eye; -xDD And x3 the countwy pwuvwb ^-^ knyown, -:33 That every x3 man >_> shouwd OwO take :33 his OwO own, -^w^ In x3 youw UwU waking UwU shaww be shown: -x3 Jack UwU shaww uWu have UwU Jiww; -x3 Nyought UwU shaww OwO go iww; -uWu The x3 man UwU shaww uWu have :33 his ÚwÚ mawe OwO again, ÚwÚ and aww UwU shaww be well. -uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The wood. LYSANDER, UwU DEMETWIUS, x3 HEWENyA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ HEWMIA, lying ;;w;; asweep - -Entew ÚwÚ TITANyIA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Bottom; ^.^ PEASEBWOSSOM, COBWEB, >w< MOTH, MUSTAWDSEED, -ÚwÚ and othew uWu FAIWIES UwU attending; -OBERON behind, unseen - -UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Come, sit uWu thee down ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this flow'ry ^.^ bed, -While UwU I >w< thy :3 amiabwe >_> cheeks UwU do >_> coy, -xDD And OwO stick OwO musk-woses uWu in >w< thy sleek x3 smooth head, -xDD And :3 kiss >w< thy >w< faiw large ;;w;; eaws, x3 my ^-^ gentwe ^-^ joy. -xDD BOTTOM. :3 Whewe's UwU Peasebwossom? -PEASEBLOSSOM. Weady. -xDD BOTTOM. ;;w;; Scwatch x3 my head, Peaseblossom. -:3 Whewe's >_> Mounsieuw >_> Cobweb? ->_< COBWEB. Weady. -xDD BOTTOM. >_> Mounsieuw >_> Cobweb; ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, get xDD you x3 youw >_< weapons uWu in -x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and OwO kiww ;;w;; me :3 a ^w^ wed-hipp'd UwU humbwe-bee on x3 the ;;w;; top of :3 a -thistle; x3 and, ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 the xDD honyey-bag. Do nyot fret ->_> youwsewf ^w^ too much uWu in x3 the xDD action, mounsieuw; x3 and, ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, -uWu have :3 a :3 cawe x3 the :33 honyey-bag bweak x3 nyot; UwU I ^.^ wouwd be loath to uWu have xDD you -^.^ uvwfwown with :3 a uWu honyey-bag, ;;w;; signyiow. :3 Whewe's >_> Mounsieuw -ÚwÚ Mustawdseed? -MUSTAWDSEED. Weady. -xDD BOTTOM. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw :33 nyeaf, >_> Mounsieuw Mustardseed. >_> Pway UwU you, OwO weave -x3 youw ^.^ cuwtsy, ÚwÚ good mounsieur. -MUSTAWDSEED. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? -xDD BOTTOM. UwU Nyothing, ÚwÚ good xDD mounsieuw, >_> but to OwO hewp >w< Cavawewy Cobweb to ->_> scwatch. UwU I ^w^ must to x3 the ;;w;; bawbew's, mounsieuw; fow uWu methinks UwU I ^w^ am -marvellous haiwy about x3 the face; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am xDD such :3 a xDD tendew ass, >_> if -x3 my >_< haiw UwU do >_> but tickwe ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ must >_> scwatch. -UwU TITANyIA. What, wiwt xDD thou hear x3 some ^.^ music, x3 my x3 sweet love? -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe ÚwÚ good ear uWu in >_> music. :3 Wet's uWu have x3 the >w< tongs -ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD bonyes. -UwU TITANyIA. :33 Ow say, x3 sweet xDD wuv, >_> what xDD thou uWu desiwest to ^.^ eat. -xDD BOTTOM. ^-^ Twuwy, :3 a peck of ÚwÚ pwuvndew; UwU I couwd xDD munch x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD dwy -^-^ oats. Methinks UwU I uWu have :3 a great ^.^ desiwe to :3 a bottwe of hay. ^-^ Good -hay, x3 sweet hay, hath nyo UwU fewwow. -UwU TITANyIA. UwU I uWu have :3 a >w< ventuwous ;;w;; faiwy :3 that UwU shaww >_> seek -uWu The ÚwÚ squiwwew's ;;w;; hoawd, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch uWu thee x3 nyew nyuts. -xDD BOTTOM. UwU I xDD had rather uWu have :3 a ^-^ handfuw ow >w< two of dwied OwO peas. But, UwU I -pray UwU you, wet >_< nyonye of x3 youw OwO peopwe stir OwO me; UwU I uWu have >w< an xDD exposition -of :33 sweep come ;;w;; upon x3 me. -UwU TITANyIA. OwO Sweep UwU thou, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww wind uWu thee uWu in x3 my arms. -Faiwies, be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and be aww ways xDD away. Exeunt uWu FAIWIES -^w^ So xDD doth x3 the :33 woodbinye x3 the x3 sweet xDD honyeysuckwe ->_< Gentwy ^-^ entwist; x3 the >_< femawe >_< ivy UwU so -xDD Enwings x3 the :33 bawky x3 fingews of x3 the >w< ewm. ->_< O, >w< how UwU I wuv uWu thee! >w< how UwU I >_> dote on uWu thee! ^w^ [They OwO sweep] - -Entew PUCK - -OBERON. x3 [Advancing] Welcome, ÚwÚ good :3 Wobin. OwO Seest xDD thou ÚwÚ this x3 sweet -sight? -:3 Hew ^.^ dotage nyow UwU I UwU do x3 begin to pity; -For, meeting her of wate x3 behind x3 the wood, -UwU Seeking x3 sweet ;;w;; favouws fow ÚwÚ this hateful x3 foow, -UwU I uWu did x3 upbwaid her ÚwÚ and faww x3 out with her. -For ^.^ she :33 his haiwy ^.^ tempwes xDD then xDD had wounded -With >_< cowonyet of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwagwant >_> fwowews; -xDD And :3 that same :33 dew which ÚwÚ sometime on x3 the ^-^ buds -Was UwU wont to sweww ^.^ wike ;;w;; wound ÚwÚ and x3 owient uWu peawws -^w^ Stood nyow within x3 the OwO pwetty >w< fwowewets' ^w^ eyes, -Wike tears :3 that uWu did uWu theiw UwU own xDD disgwace ;;w;; bewaiw. -x3 When UwU I xDD had uWu at x3 my :3 pweasuwe :33 taunted hew, -xDD And ^.^ she uWu in >_< miwd terms begg'd x3 my patience, -UwU I xDD then uWu did ^w^ ask of her her ^w^ changewing child; ->_< Which ^w^ stwaight ^.^ she uWu gave uWu me, ÚwÚ and her ;;w;; faiwy sent -;;w;; To UwU beaw ^.^ him to x3 my bowew uWu in ;;w;; faiwy xDD wand. -xDD And nyow UwU I uWu have x3 the ^-^ boy, UwU I xDD wiww undo -This hateful ÚwÚ impewfection of her :3 eyes. -^.^ And, ^-^ gentwe Puck, OwO take ÚwÚ this x3 twansfowmed scawp -Fwom x3 off x3 the >_> head of ÚwÚ this xDD Athenyian x3 swain, -:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ awaking when x3 the othew UwU do -^-^ May aww to ^.^ Athens back again wepaiw, -xDD And think nyo ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this night's accidents -OwO But >_< as x3 the >_< fiewce uWu vexation of :3 a UwU dweam. -OwO But xDD fiwst UwU I xDD wiww wewease x3 the OwO Faiwy ÚwÚ Queen. -xDD [Touching her ^-^ eyes] -^w^ Be >_< as xDD thou >w< wast UwU wont to be; -xDD See >_< as xDD thou UwU was UwU wont to ^-^ see. -Dian's >w< bud ^-^ o'ew uWu Cupid's fwowew ->_< Hath xDD such force ÚwÚ and blessed UwU powew. ->_> Nyow, x3 my ^.^ Titanyia; wake UwU you, x3 my x3 sweet >w< queen. -UwU TITANyIA. OwO My ÚwÚ Obewon! >_> What visions uWu have UwU I ^w^ seen! -:33 Methought UwU I UwU was enyamouw'd of >w< an ass. -OBERON. >_> Thewe wies x3 youw love. -UwU TITANyIA. How ^-^ came these ^.^ things to xDD pass? ->_< O, >w< how >_< minye eyes UwU do ^-^ woathe :33 his >w< visage >_< nyow! -OBERON. Siwence OwO awhiwe. Wobin, OwO take x3 off ÚwÚ this >_> head. -^-^ Titanyia, uWu music call; ÚwÚ and strike ^.^ mowe >_< dead -Than ^w^ common :33 sweep of aww these five x3 the ÚwÚ sense. -UwU TITANyIA. UwU Music, :3 ho, ^.^ music, xDD such >_< as >_> chawmeth UwU sweep! -UwU PUCK. Now when xDD thou ÚwÚ wak'st with ^.^ thinye UwU own ;;w;; foow's eyes ^.^ peep. -OBERON. x3 Sound, >_> music. ^.^ Come, x3 my :3 Queen, OwO take ^.^ hands with uWu me, -^w^ [Music] -xDD And OwO wock x3 the x3 gwound wheweon these ^w^ sweepews >w< be. -Now xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe x3 nyew uWu in OwO amity, -xDD And xDD wiww to-mowwow ;;w;; midnyight OwO sowemnwy -Dance uWu in >w< Duke ;;w;; Theseus' ;;w;; house OwO twiumphantwy, -xDD And ;;w;; bwess >w< it to aww >w< faiw prosperity. ->_> Thewe UwU shaww x3 the :33 paiws of faithfuw ^w^ wuvws be -Wedded, with >_> Theseus, >w< an uWu in jollity. -UwU PUCK. OwO Faiwy OwO King, >_< attend ÚwÚ and mark; -UwU I UwU do hear x3 the mownying lark. -OBERON. Then, x3 my :3 Queen, uWu in :3 siwence :3 sad, -Twip ^.^ we ÚwÚ aftew night's OwO shade. -We x3 the globe ^.^ can compass >_< soon, -OwO Swiftew than x3 the >w< wand'wing x3 moon. -UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Come, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU ouw x3 fwight, -Teww ;;w;; me >w< how >w< it ^-^ came ÚwÚ this >w< nyight -:33 That UwU I x3 sweeping OwO hewe UwU was >_> found -With these :33 mowtaws on x3 the :33 gwound. Exeunt - -;;w;; To x3 the x3 winding of UwU howns, enter :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, -^.^ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and twain - -THESEUS. ^w^ Go, one of UwU you, find x3 out x3 the UwU fowestew; -For nyow UwU ouw >w< obsewvation >_> is pewfowm'd, -xDD And xDD since ^.^ we uWu have x3 the uWu vawawd of x3 the ^-^ day, -OwO My wuv UwU shaww hear x3 the uWu music of x3 my UwU hounds. -xDD Uncoupwe uWu in x3 the xDD westewn vawwey; wet them ÚwÚ go. -ÚwÚ Dispatch, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and find x3 the fowestew. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT -We :33 wiww, >w< faiw :3 Queen, x3 up to x3 the ÚwÚ mountain's ÚwÚ top, -xDD And mark x3 the UwU musicaw :3 confusion -Of >_< hounds ÚwÚ and echo uWu in :33 conjunction. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. UwU I UwU was with Hercules ÚwÚ and >w< Cadmus >_> once -x3 When uWu in :3 a uWu wood of Cwete ;;w;; they ^-^ bay'd x3 the UwU beaw -With >_< hounds of Sparta; >_< nyevew uWu did UwU I hear ->w< Such OwO gawwant chiding, for, ;;w;; besides x3 the gwuvs, -uWu The :33 skies, x3 the fountains, every wegion nyeaw -UwU Seem'd aww one ^-^ mutuaw ^-^ cwy. UwU I >_< nyevew heard -^w^ So UwU musicaw :3 a :33 discowd, xDD such x3 sweet thunder. -THESEUS. OwO My >_< hounds OwO awe bwed x3 out of x3 the ^-^ Spawtan ;;w;; kind, -^w^ So ^.^ fwew'd, UwU so sanded; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw heads OwO awe UwU hung -With OwO eaws :3 that :33 sweep OwO away x3 the mownying ^w^ dew; -Crook-knee'd ÚwÚ and OwO dew-wapp'd ^.^ wike ^.^ Thessawian ^w^ buwws; ->w< Swow uWu in ;;w;; puwsuit, >_> but match'd uWu in xDD mouth ^.^ wike OwO bewws, -x3 Each :33 undew ;;w;; each. ^-^ A cwy ^.^ mowe tunyeabwe -Was >_< nyevew xDD howwa'd ^.^ to, nor cheer'd with >_< hown, -^w^ In ^w^ Cwete, uWu in >_< Spawta, nor uWu in UwU Thessawy. -xDD Judge when xDD you heaw. But, OwO soft, >_> what :3 nymphs OwO awe xDD these? -uWu EGEUS. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my daughter OwO hewe ^-^ asweep, -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU Wysandew, ÚwÚ this >_< Demetwius ;;w;; is, -This Helena, ;;w;; owd xDD Nyedaw's Hewenya. -UwU I wonder of uWu theiw ^.^ being OwO hewe together. -THESEUS. No doubt ;;w;; they wose x3 up early to uWu obsewve -uWu The ^-^ wite of >_> May; x3 and, hearing UwU ouw intent, ->_< Came OwO hewe uWu in xDD gwace of UwU ouw solemnity. -OwO But :3 speak, Egeus; >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 the day -:33 That Hermia >_> shouwd UwU give answew of her ^w^ choice? -uWu EGEUS. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. -THESEUS. ^w^ Go, bid x3 the UwU huntsmen wake them with uWu theiw ^.^ howns. -[Howns ÚwÚ and >_> shout x3 within. uWu The ^w^ sweepews -awake ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyeew to >_< THESEUS] -Good-mowwow, fwiends. Saint Valentine >_> is xDD past; -Begin these :3 wood-biwds >_> but to coupwe ^.^ nyow? -WYSANDEW. Pawdon, x3 my OwO wowd. -THESEUS. UwU I pray xDD you all, stand :33 up. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you >w< two OwO awe wivaw enyemies; -How x3 comes ÚwÚ this ^-^ gentwe concowd uWu in x3 the wowwd -:33 That >_< hatwed >_> is UwU so uWu faw from ^.^ jeawousy -;;w;; To :33 sweep ^.^ by hate, ÚwÚ and feaw nyo UwU enmity? -WYSANDEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wepwy OwO amazedwy, ->_> Hawf sweep, half UwU waking; >_> but >_< as ^w^ yet, UwU I x3 sweaw, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 twuwy >_> say >w< how UwU I ^-^ came UwU hewe, -But, >_< as UwU I x3 think- fow :33 twuwy ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 speak, -xDD And nyow UwU I UwU do ^.^ bethink uWu me, UwU so >w< it is- -UwU I ^-^ came with Hermia hithew. Our :3 intent -Was to be >_> gonye from :3 Athens, :3 whewe ^.^ we xDD might, -Without x3 the peril of x3 the xDD Athenyian ^.^ waw- -uWu EGEUS. ;;w;; Enyough, UwU enyough, x3 my :33 Wowd; xDD you uWu have >_< enyough; -UwU I ÚwÚ beg x3 the waw, x3 the law ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> head. -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 stow'n away, ;;w;; they :3 wouwd, UwU Demetwius, ->_< Theweby to uWu have ^-^ defeated xDD you ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me: ->_> You of x3 youw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me of x3 my ^.^ consent, -Of x3 my >_< consent :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd be x3 youw x3 wife. -DEMETRIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, >w< faiw :33 Hewen told ;;w;; me of uWu theiw steawth, -Of ÚwÚ this uWu theiw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ hithew to ÚwÚ this ^w^ wood; -xDD And UwU I uWu in UwU fuwy ÚwÚ hithew fowwowed ÚwÚ them, -Faiw OwO Hewenya uWu in ^w^ fancy fowwowing x3 me. -But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I uWu wot nyot ^.^ by >_> what powew- -OwO But ^.^ by x3 some powew >w< it is- x3 my wuv to :33 Hewmia, -Melted >_< as x3 the ;;w;; snyow, ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me nyow -;;w;; As x3 the wemembwance of >w< an idle x3 gaud ->_< Which uWu in x3 my childhood UwU I uWu did >_> dote xDD upon; -xDD And aww x3 the ^w^ faith, x3 the viwtue of x3 my uWu heawt, -uWu The :33 object ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pweasuwe of >_< minye >_< eye, -Is >w< onwy Hewenya. ;;w;; To hew, x3 my uWu wowd, -Was UwU I ^w^ betwoth'd ere UwU I saw ^-^ Hewmia. -But, ^.^ wike :3 a :3 sicknyess, uWu did UwU I ^-^ woathe ÚwÚ this ;;w;; food; -But, >_< as uWu in :33 heawth, come to x3 my natural x3 taste, -Now UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish :33 it, wuv :33 it, ^-^ wong fow :33 it, -xDD And xDD wiww fow evewmowe be true to :3 it. -THESEUS. Faiw >_> wuvws, xDD you OwO awe fortunately met; -Of ÚwÚ this uWu discouwse ^.^ we ^.^ mowe xDD wiww hear x3 anyon. -Egeus, UwU I xDD wiww xDD uvwbeaw x3 youw :33 wiww; -For uWu in x3 the ^-^ tempwe, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and UwU by, with >_> us -;;w;; These couples UwU shaww eternally be ^w^ knyit. -^.^ And, fow x3 the mownying nyow >_> is ^-^ something ÚwÚ wown, -Our ÚwÚ puwpos'd :33 hunting UwU shaww be uWu set xDD aside. -UwU Away with >_> us to :3 Athens, >w< thwee ÚwÚ and OwO thwee; -^-^ We'ww howd :3 a >_> feast uWu in great solemnity. -^.^ Come, x3 Hippowyta. -Exeunt :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, ^.^ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and twain -DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; These ^.^ things xDD seem UwU smaww ÚwÚ and >_< undistinguishabwe, -Wike faw-off ^-^ mountains turned x3 into x3 cwouds. -HERMIA. Methinks UwU I >_> see these ^.^ things with pawted >_< eye, -x3 When every ^.^ thing ;;w;; seems ^-^ doubwe. -HEWENyA. ^w^ So methinks; -xDD And UwU I uWu have >_> found >_< Demetwius ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; jewew, -Mine OwO own, ÚwÚ and nyot >_< minye own. -DEMETRIUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_< suwe -:33 That ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ awake? ^.^ It ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me -:33 That yet ^.^ we sweep, ^.^ we UwU dweam. Do nyot xDD you think -uWu The >w< Duke UwU was UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and bid >_> us ;;w;; fowwow him? -HERMIA. Yea, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 fathew. -HEWENyA. xDD And x3 Hippowyta. -WYSANDEW. xDD And ^.^ he uWu did bid >_> us ;;w;; fowwow to x3 the temple. -DEMETRIUS. Why, >w< then, ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; awake; >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow him; -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the uWu way wet >_> us ^w^ wecount UwU ouw dweams. Exeunt -xDD BOTTOM. UwU [Awaking] x3 When x3 my :33 cue ;;w;; comes, caww uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww answer. OwO My -:3 nyext >_> is UwU 'Most >w< faiw OwO Pywamus.' Heigh-ho! Petew >_< Quince! :33 Fwute, x3 the -bewwows-mendew! OwO Snyout, x3 the ^.^ tinkew! >w< Stawvewing! >_> God's x3 my :3 wife, -:3 stow'n hence, ÚwÚ and left ;;w;; me asleep! UwU I uWu have xDD had :3 a UwU most OwO wawe vision. -UwU I uWu have xDD had :3 a x3 dweam, x3 past x3 the wit of x3 man to >_> say >_> what dweam >w< it uWu was. -^-^ Man >_> is >_> but >w< an >w< ass >_> if ^.^ he OwO go about to >_< expound ÚwÚ this UwU dweam. :33 Methought -UwU I ^.^ was- there >_> is nyo x3 man ^.^ can tell what. :33 Methought UwU I UwU was, ÚwÚ and ->_> methought UwU I :33 had, >_> but x3 man >_> is >_> but :3 a ^-^ patch'd x3 foow, >_> if ^.^ he xDD wiww offer -to >_> say >_> what >_> methought UwU I xDD had. uWu The ^w^ eye of x3 man hath nyot ^-^ heawd, x3 the -ear of x3 man hath nyot uWu seen, :33 man's uWu hand >_> is nyot able to x3 taste, :33 his ->_> tongue to xDD conceive, nor :33 his >_< heawt to wepowt, >_> what x3 my dweam uWu was. UwU I -xDD wiww get Petew x3 Quince to >w< wwite :3 a >w< bawwad of ÚwÚ this UwU dweam. ^.^ It UwU shaww -be ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; 'Bottom's OwO Dweam,' uWu because >w< it hath nyo bottom; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww -^.^ sing >w< it uWu in x3 the UwU wattew >w< end of :3 a ^.^ pway, >w< befowe x3 the uWu Duke. -^w^ Pewadventuwe, to >_< make >w< it x3 the ^.^ mowe ^w^ gwacious, UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ sing >w< it uWu at -her death. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Athens. xDD QUINCE'S ;;w;; house - -Entew UwU QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, ÚwÚ and STARVELING - -uWu QUINCE. :3 Have xDD you sent to Bottom's >_> house? Is ^.^ he come ^.^ home :33 yet? ->w< STAWVEWING. >w< He ;;w;; cannyot be heard uWu of. UwU Out of doubt ^.^ he >_> is x3 twanspowted. -;;w;; FWUTE. ;;w;; If ^.^ he come >_> nyot, xDD then x3 the :33 pway >_> is marr'd; >w< it xDD goes nyot -forward, xDD doth :33 it? -uWu QUINCE. ^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU possibwe. >_> You uWu have nyot :3 a x3 man uWu in aww ^.^ Athens able -to ;;w;; dischawge uWu Pywamus >_> but he. -;;w;; FWUTE. No; ^.^ he hath simply x3 the best wit of xDD any handicwaft x3 man uWu in -OwO Athens. -uWu QUINCE. Yea, ÚwÚ and x3 the best ÚwÚ pewson :3 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD vewy >_> pawamouw fow -:3 a x3 sweet voice. -;;w;; FWUTE. >_> You ^w^ must >_> say 'paragon.' ^-^ A >_> pawamouw is- ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess us!- ^-^ A -^.^ thing of nyaught. - -Entew ^-^ SNyUG - -:33 SNyUG. Masters, x3 the >w< Duke >_> is xDD coming from x3 the xDD tempwe; ÚwÚ and there >_> is >w< two -ow >w< thwee wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ wadies ^.^ mowe mawwied. ;;w;; If UwU ouw spowt xDD had >_> gonye -forward, ^.^ we xDD had aww :33 been UwU made ^.^ men. -;;w;; FWUTE. x3 O x3 sweet ^.^ buwwy >_< Bottom! ^-^ Thus hath ^.^ he wost x3 sixpence :3 a day -x3 duwing :33 his :33 wife; ^.^ he couwd nyot uWu have x3 scaped x3 sixpence :3 a x3 day. ^-^ An x3 the ->w< Duke xDD had nyot UwU given ^.^ him x3 sixpence :3 a day fow :3 pwaying Pywamus, I'll -be >_> hanged. >w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have deserved >w< it: x3 sixpence :3 a day uWu in Pywamus, -ow OwO nyothing. - -Entew BOTTOM - -xDD BOTTOM. Whewe OwO awe these wads? Whewe OwO awe these hearts? -uWu QUINCE. >_< Bottom! x3 O UwU most xDD couwageous ^.^ day! x3 O UwU most ^w^ happy houw! -xDD BOTTOM. Masters, UwU I ^w^ am to uWu discouwse uWu wondews; >_> but ^w^ ask ;;w;; me nyot :3 what; -fow >_> if UwU I tell UwU you, UwU I ^w^ am nyot true Athenian. UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you -^.^ evewything, >w< wight >_< as >w< it UwU feww OwO out. -uWu QUINCE. Let >_> us heaw, x3 sweet ^.^ Bottom. -xDD BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of x3 me. All :3 that UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you ;;w;; is, :3 that x3 the ->w< Duke hath ^w^ dinyed. >_< Get x3 youw apparel together; ÚwÚ good xDD stwings to x3 youw -ÚwÚ beawds, x3 nyew wibbons to x3 youw x3 pumps; :3 meet presently uWu at x3 the ^-^ pawace; -every x3 man wook ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^w^ pawt; fow x3 the showt ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ wong ;;w;; is, UwU ouw -:33 pway >_> is pwefeww'd. ^w^ In xDD any case, wet ^.^ Thisby uWu have x3 cwean ^-^ winyen; ÚwÚ and -wet nyot ^.^ him :3 that plays x3 the wion pare :33 his nyaiws, fow ;;w;; they UwU shaww -^w^ hang x3 out fow x3 the ;;w;; wion's >_< cwaws. ^.^ And, UwU most uWu deaw actors, eat nyo -onyions nor gawwic, fow ^.^ we OwO awe to :33 uttew x3 sweet breath; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do nyot -doubt >_> but to hear them >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 sweet :33 comedy. No ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowds. -:33 Away, x3 go, away! Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Athens. uWu The ^w^ pawace of x3 THESEUS - -Entew :33 THESEUS, HIPPOWYTA, ;;w;; PHIWOSTWATE, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. 'Tis >_> stwange, x3 my >_> Theseus, :3 that these ^w^ wuvws speak uWu of. -THESEUS. uWu Mowe ;;w;; stwange than true. UwU I >_< nyevew OwO may ^-^ bewieve -;;w;; These >w< antique fabwes, nor these ;;w;; faiwy toys. -x3 Wuvws ÚwÚ and OwO madmen uWu have xDD such seething uWu bwains, ->w< Such >w< shaping UwU fantasies, :3 that >_< appwehend -uWu Mowe than :3 coow reason OwO evew :33 compwehends. -uWu The lunatic, x3 the ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ poet, -^w^ Awe of xDD imaginyation aww :33 compact. -x3 Onye sees ^.^ mowe xDD deviws than >_> vast heww ^.^ can howd; -:33 That >_> is x3 the >_> madman. uWu The ^.^ wuvw, aww >_< as OwO fwantic, -^.^ Sees Helen's beauty uWu in :3 a ^w^ bwow of :3 Egypt. -uWu The x3 poet's >_< eye, uWu in :3 a OwO finye fwenzy ÚwÚ wowwing, -^-^ Doth glance from heaven to earth, from ^.^ eawth to xDD heaven; -xDD And >_< as xDD imaginyation >_< bodies fowth -uWu The uWu fowms of ^.^ things uWu unknyown, x3 the x3 poet's OwO pen -Tuwns them to ^w^ shapes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gives to airy >_< nyothing -^-^ A >w< wocaw ^w^ habitation ÚwÚ and :3 a nyame. ->w< Such tricks hath >w< stwong xDD imaginyation -^.^ That, >_> if >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_> but >_< appwehend x3 some joy, -^.^ It comprehends x3 some ^.^ bwingew of :3 that :33 joy; -:33 Ow uWu in x3 the night, imagining x3 some ;;w;; feaw, -How ^w^ easy >_> is :3 a ;;w;; bush ^-^ suppos'd :3 a UwU beaw? -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. OwO But aww x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 the >w< nyight told UwU uvw, -xDD And aww uWu theiw minds ^-^ twansfiguw'd UwU so together, -uWu Mowe uWu witnyesseth than ÚwÚ fancy's ;;w;; images, -xDD And gwows to ^-^ something of great >_< constancy, -OwO But howsoever ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and admirable. - -Entew LYSANDER, UwU DEMETWIUS, ^-^ HEWMIA, ÚwÚ and HEWENyA - -THESEUS. :3 Hewe come x3 the >_> wuvws, full of joy ÚwÚ and mirth. -^.^ Joy, ^-^ gentwe OwO fwiends, joy ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh OwO days of wuv -OwO Accompany x3 youw ÚwÚ heawts! -WYSANDEW. uWu Mowe than to >_> us -uWu Wait uWu in x3 youw royal walks, x3 youw board, x3 youw bed! -THESEUS. :3 Come >_< nyow; >_> what masques, >_> what :33 dances UwU shaww ^.^ we have, -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw OwO away ÚwÚ this ^-^ wong age of >w< thwee >_> houws -Between UwU ouw >_< aftew-suppew ÚwÚ and bed-time? -Whewe >_> is UwU ouw ^.^ usuaw >_> manyagew of mirth? ->_> What :3 wevews OwO awe uWu in hand? Is there nyo :33 pway -;;w;; To ^w^ ease x3 the ^w^ anguish of :3 a :33 towtuwing :3 houw? -;;w;; Caww Philostrate. -ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. Here, ^-^ mighty >w< Theseus. -THESEUS. Say, >_> what abwidgment uWu have xDD you fow ÚwÚ this UwU evenying? ->_> What masque? >_> what music? How UwU shaww ^.^ we beguile -uWu The lazy time, >_> if nyot with x3 some dewight? -ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a bwief >w< how UwU many ÚwÚ spowts OwO awe wipe; -^-^ Make UwU choice of which x3 youw >_> Highnyess xDD wiww >_> see fiwst. ->_> [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ papew] -THESEUS. 'The ÚwÚ battwe with x3 the ^.^ Centauws, to be sung -^-^ By >w< an xDD Athenyian eunuch to x3 the hawp.' -^-^ We'ww >_< nyonye of :33 that: :3 that uWu have UwU I told x3 my xDD wuv, -^w^ In :3 gwowy of x3 my kinsman ^w^ Hewcuwes. -'The riot of x3 the tipsy Bacchanals, ->w< Teawing x3 the x3 Thwacian singew uWu in uWu theiw wage.' -:33 That >_> is >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< device, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU was pway'd -x3 When UwU I from x3 Thebes ^-^ came >w< wast :3 a conquewow. -'The thrice >w< thwee xDD Muses >w< mouwnying fow x3 the :33 death -Of uWu Weawnying, wate xDD deceas'd uWu in ^.^ beggawy.' -:33 That >_> is x3 some satire, >_> keen ÚwÚ and critical, -ÚwÚ Nyot sowting with :3 a >w< nyuptiaw :3 cewemony. ->_> 'A tedious bwief scene of xDD young uWu Pywamus -xDD And :33 his wuv Thisby; xDD vewy OwO twagicaw mirth.' ->_< Mewwy ÚwÚ and :3 twagicaw! tedious ÚwÚ and bwief! -:33 That >_> is :3 hot :3 ice ÚwÚ and wondwous ;;w;; stwange snyow. -How UwU shaww ^.^ we find x3 the concowd of ÚwÚ this discowd? -ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. ^-^ A :33 pway there ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 some ;;w;; ten wowds long, ->_< Which >_> is >_< as bwief >_< as UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown :3 a play; -OwO But ^.^ by ;;w;; ten wowds, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it >_> is ^w^ too long, ->_< Which x3 makes >w< it :33 tedious; fow uWu in aww x3 the :33 pway ->_> Thewe >_> is nyot one ;;w;; wowd :3 apt, one :3 pwayew ;;w;; fitted. -xDD And ^-^ twagicaw, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, >w< it is; -For uWu Pywamus thewein xDD doth OwO kiww himself. ->_< Which when UwU I saw weheaws'd, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, -Made >_< minye eyes water; >_> but ^.^ mowe ^.^ mewwy tears -uWu The passion of ÚwÚ woud :33 waughtew >_< nyevew uWu shed. -THESEUS. >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that UwU do :33 pway :33 it? -ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. Hard-handed ;;w;; men :3 that ^.^ wowk uWu in ^.^ Athens UwU hewe, ->_< Which >_< nyevew labour'd uWu in uWu theiw minds >w< tiww >_< nyow; -xDD And nyow uWu have toil'd uWu theiw unbweathed >_< memowies -With ÚwÚ this same :33 pway OwO against x3 youw :33 nyuptiaw. -THESEUS. xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww hear :3 it. -ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. :3 Nyo, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -^.^ It >_> is nyot fow OwO you. UwU I uWu have heard >w< it UwU uvw, -xDD And >w< it >_> is uWu nyothing, >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd; -OwO Unwess xDD you ^.^ can find spowt uWu in uWu theiw >w< intents, -Extremely ;;w;; stwetch'd ÚwÚ and xDD conn'd with UwU cwuew UwU pain, -;;w;; To UwU do xDD you service. -THESEUS. UwU I xDD wiww hear :3 that play; -For >_< nyevew ;;w;; anything ^.^ can be uWu amiss -x3 When simpwenyess ÚwÚ and >_> duty xDD tendew :3 it. -^w^ Go, ;;w;; bwing them UwU in; ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw OwO pwaces, wadies. -uWu Exit :3 PHIWOSTWATE -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. UwU I wuv nyot to >_> see ^-^ wwetchednyess o'ew-chawged, -xDD And >_> duty uWu in :33 his OwO sewvice perishing. -THESEUS. Why, ^-^ gentwe sweet, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see nyo xDD such >_> thing. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. >w< He ;;w;; says ;;w;; they ^.^ can UwU do >_< nyothing uWu in ÚwÚ this kind. -THESEUS. uWu The kinder :33 we, to UwU give them thanks fow OwO nyothing. -Our spowt UwU shaww be to OwO take >_> what ;;w;; they OwO mistake; -xDD And >_> what poor >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot UwU do, x3 nyobwe wespect -Takes >w< it uWu in xDD might, nyot x3 mewit. -Whewe UwU I uWu have come, great clerks uWu have puwposed -;;w;; To x3 gweet ;;w;; me with pwemeditated ^.^ wewcomes; -Whewe UwU I uWu have :3 seen them ;;w;; shivew ÚwÚ and wook pawe, -^-^ Make periods uWu in x3 the >w< midst of :33 sentences, -x3 Thwottwe uWu theiw ÚwÚ pwactis'd xDD accent uWu in uWu theiw >_> feaws, -^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, UwU dumbwy uWu have broke ^w^ off, -ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ paying ;;w;; me :3 a x3 wewcome. Twust uWu me, sweet, -UwU Out of ÚwÚ this :3 siwence yet UwU I pick'd :3 a wewcome; -xDD And uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of x3 feawfuw >_> duty -UwU I ^w^ wead >_< as much >_< as from x3 the >_> wattwing >_> tongue -Of ^w^ saucy ÚwÚ and audacious :3 ewoquence. -Wuv, OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and tongue-tied simplicity -^w^ In least speak UwU most to x3 my ÚwÚ capacity. - -^.^ We-entew :3 PHIWOSTWATE - -ÚwÚ PHIWOSTWATE. xDD SO uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 the Prologue >_> is addwess'd. -THESEUS. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; appwoach. [Flourish of x3 twumpets] - -Entew QUINCE >_< as x3 the PROLOGUE - -PROLOGUE. ;;w;; If ^.^ we xDD offend, >w< it >_> is with UwU ouw ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. -:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd >_< think, ^.^ we come nyot to xDD offend, -OwO But with ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. ;;w;; To x3 show UwU ouw :33 simpwe ^-^ skiww, -:33 That >_> is x3 the true beginning of UwU ouw OwO end. -Consider >w< then, ^.^ we come >_> but uWu in >w< despite. -We UwU do nyot come, >_< as :33 minding to :3 content UwU you, -Our true :3 intent >w< is. All fow x3 youw delight -We OwO awe nyot hewe. :33 That xDD you >_> shouwd OwO hewe wepent UwU you, -uWu The actors OwO awe uWu at >_> band; x3 and, ^.^ by uWu theiw show, ->_> You UwU shaww ^.^ knyow all, :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to knyow, -THESEUS. This fewwow xDD doth nyot stand ;;w;; upon :33 points. -WYSANDEW. >w< He hath x3 wid :33 his uWu pwowogue ^.^ wike :3 a OwO wough ;;w;; cowt; ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot -x3 the ^-^ stop. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >_< mowaw, x3 my wowd: >w< it >_> is nyot enough to :3 speak, >_> but -to speak true. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. :33 Indeed ^.^ he hath pway'd on ÚwÚ this uWu pwowogue ^.^ wike :3 a chiwd on :3 a -OwO wecowdew- :3 a sound, >_> but nyot uWu in >_< guvwnment. -THESEUS. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ speech UwU was ^.^ wike :3 a tangled chain; >_< nyothing >_> im paired, ->_> but aww disordered. Who >_> is ;;w;; nyext? - -OwO Entew, with :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet >w< befowe ÚwÚ them, >_< as uWu in UwU dumb show, -ÚwÚ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< WION - -PROLOGUE. Gentwes, x3 pewchance xDD you wonder uWu at ÚwÚ this show; -OwO But wonder ;;w;; on, >w< tiww uWu twuth >_< make aww ^.^ things plain. -This x3 man >_> is Pywamus, >_> if xDD you ^.^ wouwd know; -This beauteous uWu wady ^.^ Thisby >_> is cewtain. -This ^w^ man, with wime ÚwÚ and wough-cast, xDD doth xDD pwesent -Wall, :3 that ^-^ viwe Waww which uWu did these ^w^ wuvws >_< sundew; -xDD And ^w^ thwough Walls >w< chink, poor souws, ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 content -;;w;; To uWu whispew. At x3 the which wet nyo x3 man :3 wondew. -This ^w^ man, with ÚwÚ wanthown, dog, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bush of thorn, -Presenteth ;;w;; Moonshinye; for, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww knyow, -^-^ By uWu moonshinye uWu did these ^w^ wuvws think nyo ^w^ scown -;;w;; To :3 meet uWu at Ninus' ;;w;; tomb, thewe, there to UwU woo. -This grisly ^.^ beast, which ^w^ Wion >_> hight ^.^ by :33 nyame, -uWu The trusty uWu Thisby, xDD coming xDD fiwst ^.^ by night, -Did scare away, ow rather uWu did affwight; -xDD And >_< as ^.^ she fwed, her ^-^ mantwe ^.^ she uWu did uWu faww; ->_< Which ^w^ Wion ^-^ viwe with bwoody xDD mouth uWu did :3 stain. -^-^ Anyon x3 comes Pywamus, x3 sweet :33 youth ÚwÚ and uWu taww, -xDD And ÚwÚ finds :33 his trusty Thisby's ^-^ mantwe slain; -Wheweat with blade, with bwoody :33 bwamefuw blade, ->w< He bravely xDD bwoach'd :33 his boiling bwoody >_< bweast; -xDD And uWu Thisby, >_< tawwying uWu in mulberry shade, -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ daggew OwO dwew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ died. For aww x3 the ^-^ west, -Let ÚwÚ Wion, ^.^ Moonshinye, Wall, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wuvws twain, -At large uWu discouwse OwO whiwe OwO hewe ;;w;; they UwU do ^-^ wemain. -Exeunt UwU PWOWOGUE, ^.^ PYWAMUS, ^.^ THISBY, -LION, ÚwÚ and MOONSHINyE -THESEUS. UwU I wonder >_> if x3 the wion be to >_< speak. -DEMETRIUS. No OwO wondew, x3 my wowd: one wion may, when UwU many asses xDD do. -WAWW. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this same intewwude >w< it xDD doth befaww -:33 That I, one ^-^ Snyout ^.^ by :33 nyame, xDD pwesent :3 a waww; -xDD And xDD such :3 a waww >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you think -:33 That xDD had uWu in >w< it :3 a crannied x3 howe ow >w< chink, -^.^ Thwough which x3 the >_> wuvws, uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and uWu Thisby, -Did whisper often xDD vewy secretly. -This xDD woam, ÚwÚ this wough-cast, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this OwO stonye, xDD doth x3 show -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am :3 that same waww; x3 the uWu twuth >_> is so; -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the cranny ;;w;; is, >w< wight ÚwÚ and sinister, -^.^ Thwough which x3 the x3 feawfuw ^w^ wuvws OwO awe to uWu whispew. -THESEUS. Wouwd xDD you ^.^ desiwe wime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw to speak bettew? -DEMETRIUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_< wittiest partition :3 that OwO evew UwU I heard -discouwse, x3 my OwO wowd. - -Entew ÚwÚ PYWAMUS - -THESEUS. uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ dwaws nyeaw x3 the waww; x3 siwence. -PYWAMUS. x3 O ^-^ gwim-wook'd night! x3 O >w< nyight with :33 hue UwU so >w< bwack! -x3 O night, which OwO evew awt when day >_> is ^w^ nyot! -x3 O night, x3 O night, awack, awack, awack, -UwU I feaw x3 my Thisby's promise >_> is >_> fowgot! -xDD And UwU thou, x3 O :3 waww, x3 O sweet, x3 O lovely :3 waww, -:33 That OwO stand'st ^-^ between her father's x3 gwound ÚwÚ and minye; -^.^ Thou :3 waww, x3 O :3 waww, x3 O x3 sweet ÚwÚ and lovely :3 waww, -uWu Show ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< chink, to OwO bwink ^w^ thwough with >_< minye ;;w;; eynye. -[WALL ÚwÚ howds x3 up :33 his fingews] ->_< Thanks, ^-^ couwteous wall. Juv OwO shiewd uWu thee weww fow x3 this! -OwO But >_> what >_> see >_> what >_> see >_< I? No ^.^ Thisby UwU do UwU I ^-^ see. -x3 O wicked :3 waww, ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_> see nyo bliss, -Cuws'd ^.^ he >w< thy ^.^ stonyes fow OwO thus ;;w;; deceiving me! -THESEUS. uWu The :3 waww, UwU methinks, ^.^ being ^w^ sensibwe, >_> shouwd UwU cuwse ;;w;; again. -PYWAMUS. :3 Nyo, uWu in truth, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he >_> shouwd not. uWu Deceiving ;;w;; me >_> is Thisby's ->_< cue. :33 She >_> is to enter now, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am to ^w^ spy her ^w^ thwough x3 the wall. ->_> You UwU shaww >_> see >w< it xDD wiww faww xDD pat >_< as UwU I told uWu you; yonder ^.^ she ^w^ comes. - -Entew >w< THISBY - -THISBY. x3 O :3 waww, full often x3 hast xDD thou ^w^ beawd x3 my >w< moans, -For >w< pawting x3 my >w< faiw uWu Pywamus ÚwÚ and me! -OwO My cherry lips uWu have often >w< kiss'd >w< thy ^w^ stonyes, -x3 Thy ^.^ stonyes with wime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw >w< knyit x3 up uWu in thee. -PYWAMUS. UwU I >_> see :3 a voice; nyow xDD wiww UwU I to x3 the >w< chink, -;;w;; To ^w^ spy >w< an UwU I ^.^ can hear x3 my Thisby's ;;w;; face. -UwU Thisby! -THISBY. OwO My love! xDD thou awt x3 my xDD wuv, UwU I UwU think. -PYWAMUS. ^w^ Think >_> what xDD thou wiwt, UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy lover's >w< gwace; -xDD And ^.^ wike Limander ^w^ am UwU I trusty xDD stiww. -THISBY. xDD And UwU I ^.^ wike Hewen, >w< tiww x3 the :33 Fates ;;w;; me UwU kiww. -PYWAMUS. ÚwÚ Nyot Shafalus to ^w^ Pwocwus UwU was UwU so true. -THISBY. ;;w;; As Shafalus to UwU Pwocwus, UwU I to OwO you. -PYWAMUS. >_< O, :3 kiss ;;w;; me ^w^ thwough x3 the x3 howe of ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe wall. -THISBY. UwU I :3 kiss x3 the ^.^ waww's :3 howe, nyot x3 youw lips uWu at all. -PYWAMUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu at xDD Nyinny's tomb :3 meet ;;w;; me straightway? -THISBY. Tide :3 wife, >_< tide UwU death, UwU I come ^-^ without :3 deway. -Exeunt ÚwÚ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and >w< THISBY -WAWW. ^-^ Thus uWu have I, Wall, x3 my ÚwÚ pawt >_< dischawged so; -^.^ And, ^.^ being :33 donye, OwO thus Waww OwO away xDD doth ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit ;;w;; WAWW -THESEUS. Now >_> is x3 the ;;w;; moon used ^-^ between x3 the >w< two ^.^ nyeighbouws. -DEMETRIUS. No ^.^ wemedy, x3 my uWu wowd, when OwO wawws OwO awe UwU so ^.^ wiwfuw to hear -^-^ without wawnying. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. This >_> is x3 the silliest ^w^ stuff :3 that OwO evew UwU I heawd. -THESEUS. uWu The best uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind OwO awe >_> but uWu shadows; ÚwÚ and x3 the worst OwO awe -nyo ^-^ wowse, >_> if xDD imaginyation ;;w;; amend OwO them. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ It ^w^ must be x3 youw xDD imaginyation >w< then, ÚwÚ and nyot theirs. -THESEUS. ;;w;; If ^.^ we imagine nyo xDD wowse of them than ;;w;; they of ^.^ themsewves, -;;w;; they OwO may pass fow :3 excewwent ^.^ men. :3 Hewe come >w< two x3 nyobwe x3 beasts x3 in, :3 a -x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wion. - -Entew >w< WION ÚwÚ and MOONSHINyE - ->w< WION. >_< You, x3 wadies, UwU you, x3 whose ^-^ gentwe heawts UwU do feaw -uWu The xDD smawwest monstwous ^-^ mouse :3 that :3 cweeps on floor, -^-^ May now, ÚwÚ pewchance, both quake ÚwÚ and :3 twembwe UwU hewe, -x3 When wion OwO wough uWu in wildest xDD wage xDD doth >w< woaw. -UwU Then ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I >_< as Snug x3 the joinyew ^w^ am -^-^ A wion fell, nor >_> ewse nyo ;;w;; wion's UwU dam; -For, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd >_< as wion come uWu in uWu stwife -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this pwace, >w< 'twewe pity on x3 my life. -THESEUS. ^-^ A xDD vewy ^-^ gentwe ^.^ beast, ÚwÚ and of :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ conscience. -DEMETRIUS. uWu The xDD vewy best uWu at :3 a ^.^ beast, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I x3 saw. -WYSANDEW. This wion >_> is :3 a xDD vewy fox fow :33 his ;;w;; vawouw. -THESEUS. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 goose fow :33 his discwetion. -DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my wowd; fow :33 his valour ;;w;; cannyot carry :33 his -discretion, ÚwÚ and x3 the fox xDD cawwies x3 the >_< goose. -THESEUS. ÚwÚ His discretion, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, ;;w;; cannyot carry :33 his :3 vawouw; fow -x3 the x3 goose xDD cawwies nyot x3 the xDD fox. ^.^ It >_> is well. Weave >w< it to :33 his -discretion, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us xDD wisten to x3 the ^.^ Moon. -MOONSHINE. This xDD wanthown xDD doth x3 the ^.^ hownyed ;;w;; moon present- -DEMETRIUS. >w< He >_> shouwd uWu have wown x3 the >w< howns on :33 his >_> head. -THESEUS. >w< He >_> is nyo cwescent, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< howns OwO awe invisible within x3 the -OwO ciwcumfewence. -MOONSHINE. This xDD wanthown xDD doth x3 the ^.^ hownyed ;;w;; moon pwesent; -xDD Mysewf x3 the ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' >w< Moon UwU do xDD seem to >w< be. -THESEUS. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest ewwow of aww x3 the rest; x3 the x3 man >_> shouwd -be put x3 into x3 the :33 wantewn. How >_> is >w< it >_> ewse x3 the x3 man :33 i' x3 th' OwO moon? -DEMETRIUS. >w< He x3 dawes nyot come there fow x3 the :33 candwe; for, xDD you see, >w< it ->_> is xDD awweady uWu in snuff. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. UwU I ^w^ am >_> aweawy of ÚwÚ this x3 moon. Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd change! -THESEUS. ^.^ It appeaws, ^.^ by :33 his UwU smaww >w< wight of discretion, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is -uWu in x3 the UwU wanye; >_> but ^w^ yet, uWu in couwtesy, uWu in aww weason, ^.^ we ^w^ must xDD stay -x3 the uWu time. -WYSANDEW. Proceed, ^.^ Moon. -MOON. All :3 that UwU I uWu have to >_> say >_> is to tell xDD you :3 that x3 the xDD wanthown >_> is -x3 the moon; I, x3 the ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' Moon; ÚwÚ this thorn-bush, x3 my ;;w;; thown-bush; -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this dog, x3 my :33 dog. -DEMETRIUS. Why, aww these >_> shouwd be uWu in x3 the xDD wantewn; fow aww these -OwO awe uWu in x3 the x3 moon. OwO But OwO siwence; OwO hewe x3 comes Thisby. - -^.^ We-entew >w< THISBY - -THISBY. This >_> is ;;w;; owd xDD Nyinny's ;;w;; tomb. Whewe >_> is x3 my love? ->w< WION. :3 [Woawing] >w< O- >w< [THISBY wuns off] -DEMETRIUS. Weww roar'd, Wion. -THESEUS. Weww uWu wun, Thisby. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Weww shonye, ^.^ Moon. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes with :3 a ÚwÚ good -grace. ;;w;; [The >w< WION tears >_< THISBY'S UwU Mantwe, ÚwÚ and >_< exit] -THESEUS. Weww mous'd, Wion. - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ PYWAMUS - -DEMETRIUS. xDD And xDD then ^-^ came Pywamus. -WYSANDEW. xDD And UwU so x3 the wion xDD vanyish'd. -PYWAMUS. ÚwÚ Sweet Moon, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow >w< thy sunny OwO beams; -UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, Moon, fow >_< shinying nyow UwU so :33 bwight; -For, ^.^ by >w< thy >_> gwacious >_> gowden, gwittewing gleams, -UwU I :33 twust to OwO take of uWu twuest ^.^ Thisby :33 sight. -OwO But ;;w;; stay, x3 O ^w^ spite! -OwO But >_> mawk, poor UwU knyight, ->_> What :3 dweadfuw xDD dowe >_> is here! -^-^ Eyes, UwU do xDD you see? -How ^.^ can >w< it uWu he? -x3 O UwU dainty duck! x3 O dear! -x3 Thy ^-^ mantwe UwU good, -What! x3 stain'd with >_< bwood? -uWu Appwoach, OwO ye Furies x3 feww. -x3 O ^-^ Fates! come, >_< come; -Cut :3 thwead ÚwÚ and thwum; -:3 Quaiw, ^-^ cwush, ^w^ concwude, ÚwÚ and >w< queww. -THESEUS. This ^-^ passion, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 death of :3 a uWu deaw fwiend, ^.^ wouwd OwO go -nyeaw to >_< make :3 a x3 man wook OwO sad. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Beshrew x3 my uWu heawt, >_> but UwU I pity x3 the man. -PYWAMUS. x3 O ÚwÚ whewefowe, OwO Nyatuwe, :33 didst xDD thou wions ;;w;; fwame? -Since wion ^-^ viwe hath OwO hewe xDD defwowew'd x3 my deaw; ->_< Which is- no, xDD nyo- which UwU was x3 the >_> faiwest :3 dame -:33 That liv'd, :3 that ;;w;; wov'd, :3 that x3 wik'd, :3 that >_> wook'd with cheer. -^.^ Come, ^-^ teaws, confound; -Out, uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wound -uWu The ^.^ pap of Pyramus; -Ay, :3 that left pap, -Whewe >_< heawt xDD doth xDD hop. [Stabs uWu himsewf] -^-^ Thus ^-^ die I, thus, thus, OwO thus. -Now ^w^ am UwU I >_< dead, -Now ^w^ am UwU I fled; -OwO My :3 souw >_> is uWu in x3 the x3 sky. -Tongue, wose >w< thy >_> wight; -Moon, OwO take >w< thy fwight. ;;w;; [Exit UwU MOONSHINyE] -Now >_> die, >_> die, >_> die, >_> die, die. :33 [Dies] -DEMETRIUS. No >_> die, >_> but >w< an x3 ace, fow him; fow ^.^ he >_> is >_> but onye. -WYSANDEW. Wess than >w< an x3 ace, xDD man; fow ^.^ he >_> is UwU dead; ^.^ he >_> is OwO nyothing. -THESEUS. With x3 the OwO hewp of :3 a >_> suwgeon ^.^ he ^w^ might yet OwO wecuvw ÚwÚ and yet -^-^ pwuv >w< an ass. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. How chance Moonshine >_> is >_> gonye >w< befowe ^.^ Thisby x3 comes back -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ finds her :3 wuvw? - -^.^ We-entew >w< THISBY - -THESEUS. :33 She xDD wiww find ^.^ him ^.^ by ÚwÚ stawwight. :3 Hewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes; ÚwÚ and her -passion uWu ends x3 the play. -^w^ HIPPOWYTA. Methinks ^.^ she >_> shouwd nyot use :3 a ^-^ wong one fow xDD such :3 a -Pyramus; UwU I UwU hope ^.^ she xDD wiww be bwief. -DEMETRIUS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ mote xDD wiww turn x3 the ^-^ bawance, which Pywamus, which -uWu Thisby, >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ bettew- ^.^ he fow :3 a ^w^ man, ^w^ God :33 wawwant UwU us: :33 She fow :3 a -^w^ woman, ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ us! -WYSANDEW. :33 She hath ÚwÚ spied ^.^ him xDD awweady with UwU those x3 sweet :3 eyes. -DEMETRIUS. xDD And OwO thus ^.^ she >w< moans, videlicet:- -THISBY. Asweep, x3 my love? -What, >_< dead, x3 my ^w^ duv? -x3 O Pywamus, ^.^ awise, -ÚwÚ Speak, >_< speak. >_< Quite UwU dumb? -^.^ Dead, dead? ^-^ A tomb -:3 Must UwU cuvw >w< thy x3 sweet :3 eyes. -;;w;; These ;;w;; wiwy :3 wips, -This cherry nose, -;;w;; These >w< yewwow ^w^ cowswip cheeks, -^w^ Awe >w< gonye, OwO awe xDD gonye; -Wuvws, >_< make ^-^ moan; -ÚwÚ His eyes :3 wewe green >_< as weeks. -x3 O Sistews Three, -^.^ Come, come to uWu me, -With ^.^ hands >_< as pawe >_< as miwk; -Way them uWu in uWu gowe, -Since xDD you uWu have >w< showe -With uWu sheaws :33 his :3 thwead of silk. -Tongue, nyot :3 a OwO wowd. -^.^ Come, trusty ^-^ swowd; -^.^ Come, blade, x3 my breast ;;w;; imbwue. [Stabs uWu hewsewf] -xDD And farewell, >_< fwiends; -^-^ Thus ^.^ Thisby ;;w;; ends; -:3 Adieu, adieu, ^w^ adieu. :33 [Dies] -THESEUS. Moonshine ÚwÚ and ^w^ Wion OwO awe left to ^.^ buwy x3 the uWu dead. -DEMETRIUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and Waww UwU too. -xDD BOTTOM. [Stawting >_< up] :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; x3 the waww >_> is down :3 that -pawted uWu theiw fathews. Will >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to >_> see x3 the uWu Epiwogue, ow -to hear :3 a uWu Bewgomask UwU dance ^-^ between >w< two of UwU ouw :3 company? -THESEUS. No epiwogue, UwU I pray uWu you; fow x3 youw :33 pway >_< nyeeds nyo uWu excuse. -xDD Nyevew OwO excuse; fow when x3 the >_< pwayews OwO awe aww >_< dead there >_< nyeed >_< nyonye -to be x3 bwamed. OwO Mawwy, >_> if ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ wwit >w< it xDD had OwO pwayed Pywamus, ÚwÚ and -:33 hang'd >_< himsewf uWu in Thisby's UwU gawtew, >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO finye -^.^ twagedy. xDD And UwU so >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ twuwy; ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ^.^ nyotabwy discharg'd. OwO But -come, x3 youw OwO Bewgomask; wet x3 youw uWu epiwogue >_< awonye. :3 [A dance] -uWu The iwon >_> tongue of ;;w;; midnyight hath told twelve. -Wuvws, to bed; UwU 'tis almost ;;w;; faiwy uWu time. -UwU I feaw ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 out-sweep x3 the xDD coming ^-^ mown, -;;w;; As much >_< as ^.^ we ÚwÚ this >w< nyight uWu have OwO uvwwatch'd. -This palpable-gross :33 pway hath weww beguiw'd -uWu The x3 heavy :33 gait of OwO nyight. ÚwÚ Sweet OwO fwiends, to :3 bed. -^-^ A fortnight howd ^.^ we ÚwÚ this sowemnyity, -^w^ In xDD nyightwy :3 wevews ÚwÚ and x3 nyew jollity. Exeunt - -Entew PUCK with :3 a >_> bwoom - -UwU PUCK. Now x3 the hungwy wion roars, -xDD And x3 the OwO wowf behowws x3 the moon; -Whilst x3 the x3 heavy pwoughman snyowes, -All with ÚwÚ weawy :3 task ^.^ fowdonye. -Now x3 the wasted >_> bwands UwU do glow, -Whilst x3 the ^.^ scweech-oww, screeching woud, -Puts x3 the uWu wwetch :3 that wies uWu in woe -^w^ In wemembwance of :3 a uWu shwoud. -Now >w< it >_> is x3 the time of >w< nyight -:33 That x3 the >w< gwaves, aww :33 gaping wide, -Evewy one wets fowth :33 his sprite, -^w^ In x3 the ÚwÚ chuwch-way UwU paths to >_< gwide. -xDD And ^.^ we faiwies, :3 that UwU do >w< wun -^-^ By x3 the :3 twipwe uWu Hecate's ÚwÚ team -Fwom x3 the x3 pwesence of x3 the sun, -:33 Fowwowing >w< dawknyess ^.^ wike :3 a x3 dweam, -Now OwO awe ;;w;; fwowic. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^-^ mouse -Shall ^.^ distuwb ÚwÚ this UwU hawwowed ÚwÚ house. -UwU I ^w^ am sent with >_> bwoom x3 befowe, -;;w;; To :33 sweep x3 the x3 dust x3 behind x3 the UwU doow. - -Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ;;w;; TITANyIA, with aww uWu theiw twain - -OBERON. ^.^ Thwough x3 the ;;w;; house UwU give ^.^ gwimmewing wight, -^-^ By x3 the >_< dead ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwowsy x3 fiwe; -Evewy elf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; faiwy spwite -Hop >_< as >w< wight >_< as biwd from bwiew; -xDD And ÚwÚ this ^.^ ditty, ÚwÚ aftew uWu me, -:33 Sing ÚwÚ and UwU dance >w< it :3 twippingwy. -UwU TITANyIA. ^.^ Fiwst, >w< weheawse x3 youw ÚwÚ song ^.^ by rote, -;;w;; To >_< each ;;w;; wowd :3 a ;;w;; wawbwing UwU nyote; -^-^ Hand uWu in uWu hand, with ;;w;; faiwy gwace, -Will ^.^ we ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. - -[OBERON ^-^ weading, x3 the uWu FAIWIES ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and dance] - -OBERON. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ untiw x3 the bweak of ^-^ day, -^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_< each ;;w;; faiwy stway. -;;w;; To x3 the best bwide-bed xDD wiww :33 we, ->_< Which ^.^ by >_> us UwU shaww blessed be; -xDD And x3 the x3 issue there >w< cweate -^w^ Evew UwU shaww be >_> fowtunyate. -^w^ So UwU shaww aww x3 the couples >w< thwee -^w^ Evew true uWu in >w< woving be; -xDD And x3 the bwots of Nyatuwe's uWu hand -Shall nyot uWu in uWu theiw x3 issue xDD stand; -xDD Nyevew >_> mowe, hawe-wip, nor scar, -x3 Nyow mark ÚwÚ pwodigious, xDD such >_< as OwO awe ->w< Despised uWu in OwO nyativity, -Shall ;;w;; upon uWu theiw x3 chiwdwen >w< be. -With ÚwÚ this :33 fiewd-dew xDD consecwate, -Evewy ;;w;; faiwy OwO take :33 his gait, -xDD And >_< each sevewaw x3 chambew ^w^ bwess, -^.^ Thwough ÚwÚ this pawace, with x3 sweet :3 peace; -xDD And x3 the owner of >w< it bwest -^w^ Evew UwU shaww uWu in :33 safety rest. -Twip :3 away; >_< make nyo >_< stay; -^w^ Meet ;;w;; me aww ^.^ by bweak of x3 day. Exeunt aww >_> but PUCK -UwU PUCK. ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^-^ shadows uWu have ^.^ offended, -^w^ Think >_> but uWu this, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is >_< mended, -:33 That xDD you uWu have >_> but ÚwÚ swumb'wed OwO hewe -While these visions uWu did :3 appeaw. -xDD And ÚwÚ this xDD weak ÚwÚ and idle UwU theme, -No ^.^ mowe yiewding >_> but :3 a x3 dweam, -Gentwes, UwU do nyot reprehend. -;;w;; If xDD you pardon, ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< mend. -^.^ And, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest Puck, -;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu have unyeawnyed luck -Now to ;;w;; scape x3 the serpent's ;;w;; tongue, -We xDD wiww >_< make x3 amends ere xDD wong; -^-^ Ewse x3 the :33 Puck :3 a liar :33 caww. -So, ÚwÚ good >w< nyight >w< unto xDD you all. -Give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^.^ hands, >_> if ^.^ we be OwO fwiends, -xDD And Wobin UwU shaww restore >_> amends. uWu Exit - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -^-^ 1599 - - -^-^ MUCH ^w^ ADO :33 ABOUT :33 NyOTHING - - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Prince of Arragon. -^.^ Don John, :33 his ^.^ bastawd ^-^ bwothew. -Claudio, :3 a xDD young ;;w;; wowd of Fwowence. -Benedick, :3 a Young ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ Padua. -Leonato, >w< Guvwnyow of Messina. -Antonio, >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, :33 his ^-^ bwothew. -ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, x3 attendant on ^.^ Don Pedwo. -x3 Bowachio, follower of ^.^ Don OwO John. -Conrade, follower of ^.^ Don OwO John. -uWu Fwiaw Francis. -:3 Dogbewwy, :3 a Constable. -^.^ Vewges, :3 a xDD Headbowough. -^-^ A :33 Sexton. -^-^ A UwU Boy. - -Hero, daughter to :33 Weonyato. -xDD Beatwice, uWu nyiece to :33 Weonyato. -Margaret, uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman :33 attending on :3 Hewo. -Uwsuwa, uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman :33 attending on :3 Hewo. - -Messengews, uWu Watch, ;;w;; Attendants, :33 etc. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -UwU SCENyE.--Messinya. - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ An orchard >w< befowe Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Weonyato >_< (Guvwnyow of Messinya), ^.^ Hewo >_< (his Daughter), -ÚwÚ and ^.^ Beatwice >_< (his Nyiece), with :3 a Messengew. - -Leon. UwU I :3 weawn uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> wettew :3 that ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo of Arragon x3 comes ÚwÚ this ->w< nyight to Messina. -:33 Mess. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy nyeaw ^.^ by UwU this. >w< He UwU was nyot >w< thwee x3 weagues x3 off when UwU I -left ^.^ him. -Leon. How UwU many gentlemen uWu have xDD you wost uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu action? -:33 Mess. OwO But x3 few of xDD any sort, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of nyame. -Leon. ^-^ A OwO victowy >_> is twice itsewf when x3 the ^-^ achievew >_< bwings ^.^ home full -nyumbews. UwU I find OwO hewe :3 that ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo hath uWu bestowed much honour on -:3 a xDD young x3 Fwowentinye ^w^ cawwed ^-^ Cwaudio. -:33 Mess. Much OwO desewv'd on :33 his >_> pawt, ÚwÚ and equally ^-^ wememb'wed ^.^ by ^.^ Don -Pedwo. >w< He hath :3 bownye >_< himsewf ^w^ beyond x3 the promise of :33 his age, xDD doing -uWu in x3 the xDD figuwe of :3 a :3 wamb x3 the ^w^ feats of :3 a >_> wion. >w< He hath ÚwÚ indeed -xDD bettew bett'red expectation than xDD you ^w^ must >_< expect of ;;w;; me to tell -xDD you ^.^ how. -Leon. >w< He hath >w< an :33 uncwe OwO hewe uWu in x3 Messinya xDD wiww be xDD vewy much uWu gwad of :3 it. -:33 Mess. UwU I uWu have xDD awweady ^-^ dewivewed ^.^ him letters, ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws much -joy uWu in him; even UwU so much :3 that joy couwd nyot x3 show itsewf :3 modest -enough ^-^ without :3 a x3 badge of >_> bittewnyess. -Leon. Did ^.^ he bweak x3 out x3 into teaws? -:33 Mess. ^w^ In great x3 measuwe. -Leon. ^-^ A uWu kind UwU uvwfwow of kindness. >_> Thewe OwO awe nyo faces twuew than -UwU those :3 that OwO awe UwU so ^.^ wash'd. How much xDD bettew >_> is >w< it to xDD weep uWu at joy -than to joy uWu at :33 weeping! -Beat. UwU I pray UwU you, >_> is :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Mountanto wetuwn'd from x3 the UwU waws ow no? -:33 Mess. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_< nyonye of :3 that :33 nyame, >_> wady. >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyonye xDD such uWu in x3 the -^.^ awmy of xDD any >_< sowt. -Leon. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he :3 that xDD you ^w^ ask for, >w< nyiece? -:3 Hewo. OwO My xDD cousin means :33 Signyiow Benyedick of ^w^ Padua. -:33 Mess. >_< O, uWu he's :3 wetuwn'd, ÚwÚ and >_< as >_> pweasant >_< as OwO evew ^.^ he uWu was. -Beat. >w< He uWu set x3 up :33 his bills OwO hewe uWu in x3 Messinya ÚwÚ and challeng'd x3 Cupid uWu at -x3 the x3 fwight, ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ uncwe's x3 foow, weading x3 the ^.^ chawwenge, ->w< subscwib'd fow x3 Cupid ÚwÚ and challeng'd ^.^ him uWu at x3 the burbolt. UwU I pray -UwU you, >w< how UwU many hath ^.^ he kill'd ÚwÚ and eaten uWu in these waws? OwO But >w< how -UwU many hath ^.^ he kiww'd? For ÚwÚ indeed UwU I promised to eat aww of :33 his -killing. -Leon. Faith, UwU nyiece, xDD you ÚwÚ tax :33 Signyiow Benyedick ^w^ too >_> much; >_> but he'ww -be :3 meet with UwU you, UwU I doubt >w< it not. -:33 Mess. >w< He hath donye ÚwÚ good sewvice, UwU wady, uWu in these waws. -Beat. >_> You xDD had :3 musty :33 victuaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath holp to eat :3 it. >w< He >_> is :3 a -xDD vewy uWu vawiant twenchewman; ^.^ he hath >w< an :3 excewwent :33 stomach. -:33 Mess. xDD And :3 a ÚwÚ good soldier :3 too, >_> wady. -Beat. xDD And :3 a ÚwÚ good soldier to :3 a ;;w;; wady; >_> but >_> what >_> is ^.^ he to :3 a xDD wowd? -:33 Mess. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd to :3 a uWu wowd, :3 a x3 man to :3 a xDD man; UwU stuff'd with aww ^.^ honyouwabwe -virtues. -Beat. ^.^ It >_> is UwU so indeed. >w< He >_> is nyo less than :3 a UwU stuff'd xDD man; >_> but fow -x3 the stuffing--well, ^.^ we OwO awe aww mowtaw. -Leon. >_> You ^w^ must >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ mistake x3 my niece. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ mewwy ->w< waw betwixt :33 Signyiow Benyedick ÚwÚ and her. ^-^ They >_< nyevew :3 meet >_> but there's -:3 a skiwmish of wit ^-^ between OwO them. -Beat. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he :33 gets >_< nyothing ^.^ by >_< that! ^w^ In UwU ouw >w< wast OwO confwict fouw of -:33 his five :33 wits OwO went uWu hawting ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is x3 the whole x3 man guvwn'd -with onye; UwU so :3 that >_> if ^.^ he uWu have wit enough to >_< keep >_< himsewf wawm, wet -^.^ him UwU beaw >w< it fow :3 a ^.^ diffewence ^-^ between >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 howse; fow ->w< it >_> is aww x3 the weawth :3 that ^.^ he hath left to be ÚwÚ knyown :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe -xDD cweatuwe. Who >_> is :33 his >_< companyion ^.^ nyow? >w< He hath every >_> month :3 a x3 nyew -sworn ^-^ bwothew. -:33 Mess. ^-^ Is't possible? -Beat. Very easily UwU possibwe. >w< He ^-^ weaws :33 his :33 faith >_> but >_< as x3 the fashion -of :33 his :33 hat; >w< it OwO evew :33 changes with x3 the :3 nyext block. -:33 Mess. UwU I see, UwU wady, x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is nyot uWu in x3 youw uWu books. -Beat. No. ^-^ An ^.^ he uWu wewe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd buwn x3 my uWu study. OwO But UwU I pray UwU you, who >_> is -:33 his companion? Is there nyo xDD young squarer nyow :3 that xDD wiww >_< make :3 a -^w^ voyage with ^.^ him to x3 the devil? -:33 Mess. >w< He >_> is UwU most uWu in x3 the >_< company of x3 the >w< wight x3 nyobwe ^-^ Cwaudio. -Beat. x3 O Wowd, ^.^ he xDD wiww ^w^ hang ;;w;; upon ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a disease! >w< He >_> is :33 soonyew -caught than x3 the ;;w;; pestiwence, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 takew wuns presently >_> mad. ^w^ God -OwO hewp x3 the x3 nyobwe :33 Cwaudio! ;;w;; If ^.^ he uWu have caught x3 the Benedick, >w< it xDD wiww ->_> cost ^.^ him :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound ere xDD 'a be cured. -:33 Mess. UwU I xDD wiww howd ^w^ fwiends with UwU you, >_> wady. -Beat. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. -Leon. >_> You xDD wiww >_< nyevew >w< wun mad, niece. -Beat. :3 Nyo, nyot >w< tiww :3 a :3 hot Janyuawy. -:33 Mess. ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo >_> is approach'd. - -Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, ÚwÚ and John x3 the >_> Bastawd. - -Pedwo. ^-^ Good :33 Signyiow Leonato, OwO awe xDD you come to :3 meet x3 youw trouble? uWu The -fashion of x3 the wowwd >_> is to avoid >w< cost, ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 encountew :3 it. -Leon. xDD Nyevew ^-^ came >_> twoubwe to x3 my ;;w;; house uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of x3 youw Grace; -fow >_> twoubwe ^.^ being >w< gonye, uWu comfowt >_> shouwd :3 wemain; >_> but when xDD you ÚwÚ depawt -from uWu me, sorrow ^.^ abides ÚwÚ and happinyess UwU takes :33 his >_< weave. -Pedwo. >_> You >_< embwace x3 youw :3 chawge ^w^ too >_< wiwwingwy. UwU I think ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw ->w< daughtew. -Leon. :3 Hew mothew hath UwU many times told ;;w;; me :3 so. -Bene. ^.^ Wewe xDD you uWu in doubt, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you >w< ask'd OwO hew? -Leon. :33 Signyiow Benedick, ^.^ nyo; fow xDD then :3 wewe xDD you :3 a :33 chiwd. -Pedwo. >_> You uWu have >w< it >_> fuww, Benedick. We OwO may guess ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> what xDD you -awe, ^.^ being :3 a man. Truly x3 the uWu wady uWu fathews hewsewf. ^w^ Be UwU happy, ;;w;; wady; -fow xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 fathew. -Bene. ;;w;; If :33 Signyiow Weonyato be her ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have :33 his >_> head -on her ^w^ shouwdews fow aww ÚwÚ Messinya, >_< as ^.^ wike ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ she >w< is. -Beat. UwU I wonder :3 that xDD you xDD wiww still be UwU tawking, :33 Signyiow Benedick. -Nobody >w< mawks OwO you. -Bene. What, x3 my uWu deaw xDD Wady Disdain! OwO awe xDD you yet living? -Beat. Is >w< it OwO possibwe :3 Disdain >_> shouwd ^-^ die OwO whiwe ^.^ she hath xDD such :3 meet -OwO food to >w< feed >w< it >_< as :33 Signyiow Benedick? Courtesy itsewf ^w^ must convert -to ^-^ disdain >_> if xDD you come uWu in her pwesence. -Bene. UwU Then >_> is >w< couwtesy :3 a turncoat. OwO But >w< it >_> is xDD cewtain UwU I ^w^ am xDD wuvd of -aww x3 wadies, >w< onwy xDD you excepted; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd find uWu in x3 my ->_< heawt :3 that UwU I xDD had nyot :3 a x3 hawd uWu heawt, fow :33 twuwy UwU I wuv none. -Beat. ^-^ A uWu deaw happinyess to ^.^ women! ^-^ They ^.^ wouwd >_> ewse uWu have :33 been troubled -with :3 a pewnyicious >w< suitow. UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU cowd bwood, UwU I ^w^ am of -x3 youw humouw fow x3 that. UwU I xDD had rather hear x3 my dog >_< bawk uWu at :3 a x3 cwow -than :3 a x3 man >_< sweaw ^.^ he loves x3 me. -Bene. ^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw >w< wadyship still uWu in :3 that ÚwÚ mind! ^w^ So x3 some ÚwÚ gentweman -ow othew UwU shaww ;;w;; scape :3 a ^w^ pwedestinyate UwU scwatch'd ;;w;; face. -Beat. Scratching couwd nyot >_< make >w< it xDD wowse >w< an >w< 'twewe xDD such :3 a OwO face >_< as ->_> youws were. -Bene. xDD Weww, xDD you OwO awe :3 a OwO wawe >_> pawwot-teachew. -Beat. ^-^ A biwd of x3 my >_> tongue >_> is xDD bettew than :3 a beast of x3 youws. -Bene. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my UwU howse xDD had x3 the ^w^ speed of x3 youw ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a -continuer. OwO But >_< keep x3 youw :3 way, :3 a >_> God's xDD nyame! UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. -Beat. >_> You awways >w< end with :3 a ^w^ jade's ^.^ twick. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you of ^-^ owd. -Pedwo. :33 That >_> is x3 the >w< sum of all, :33 Weonyato. :33 Signyiow OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and :33 Signyiow -Benedick, x3 my uWu deaw :33 fwiend Weonyato hath >w< invited xDD you all. UwU I tell ^.^ him -^.^ we UwU shaww xDD stay OwO hewe uWu at x3 the least :3 a ;;w;; month, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 heawtwy prays -x3 some ;;w;; occasion OwO may ^w^ detain >_> us wongew. UwU I dawe >_< sweaw ^.^ he >_> is nyo -^-^ hypocwite, >_> but prays from :33 his ;;w;; heawt. -Leon. ;;w;; If xDD you x3 sweaw, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you UwU shaww nyot be forsworn. :33 [To ^.^ Don -:33 John] Let ;;w;; me bid xDD you ;;w;; wewcome, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Being >_< weconciwed to x3 the -Prince x3 youw brother, UwU I >_> owe xDD you aww duty. -OwO John. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I ^w^ am nyot of UwU many wowds, >_> but UwU I >_> thank OwO you. -Leon. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw Gwace lead ^-^ on? -Pedwo. uWu Youw uWu hand, :33 Weonyato. We xDD wiww OwO go together. -:33 Exeunt. Manyent Benyedick ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. ->_< Cwaud. Benedick, :33 didst xDD thou ^-^ nyote x3 the daughter of :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Weonyato? -Bene. UwU I noted her >_> nyot, >_> but UwU I >_> wook'd on her. ->_< Cwaud. Is ^.^ she nyot :3 a :3 modest xDD young x3 wady? -Bene. Do xDD you ;;w;; question uWu me, >_< as >w< an xDD honyest x3 man >_> shouwd UwU do, fow x3 my :33 simpwe -true ÚwÚ judgment? ow ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me speak ÚwÚ aftew x3 my ^-^ custom, >_< as -^.^ being :3 a ^.^ pwofessed tyrant to uWu theiw OwO sex? ->_< Cwaud. No. UwU I pray uWu thee speak uWu in sober ;;w;; judgment. -Bene. Why, :33 i' ^w^ faith, uWu methinks ^w^ she's ^w^ too wow fow :3 a xDD high >_< pwaise, -^w^ too >_> bwown fow :3 a >w< faiw >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too xDD wittwe fow :3 a great ;;w;; pwaise. -Onwy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ commendation UwU I ^.^ can UwU affowd hew, :3 that :3 wewe ^.^ she othew -than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ she :3 wewe ;;w;; unhandsome, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being nyo othew >_> but >_< as ^.^ she -;;w;; is, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike her. ->_< Cwaud. ^.^ Thou >_> thinkest UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ;;w;; spowt. UwU I pray uWu thee tell ;;w;; me :33 twuwy >w< how -xDD thou :33 wik'st her. -Bene. Wouwd xDD you UwU buy hew, :3 that xDD you ^.^ enquiwe ÚwÚ aftew OwO hew? ->_< Cwaud. UwU Can x3 the wowwd UwU buy xDD such :3 a uWu jewew? -Bene. Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 a case to put >w< it ^w^ into. OwO But speak xDD you ÚwÚ this with :3 a >_> sad -bwow? ow UwU do xDD you :33 pway x3 the ^w^ fwouting Jack, to tell >_> us x3 Cupid >_> is :3 a -ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ hawe-findew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Vuwcan :3 a OwO wawe cawpentew? ^.^ Come, uWu in >_> what OwO key -UwU shaww :3 a x3 man OwO take xDD you to OwO go uWu in x3 the ;;w;; song? ->_< Cwaud. ^w^ In >_< minye ^w^ eye ^.^ she >_> is x3 the ^w^ sweetest uWu wady :3 that OwO evew UwU I >_> wook'd :3 on. -Bene. UwU I ^.^ can >_> see yet ^-^ without spectacles, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> see nyo xDD such :3 mattew. ->_> Thewe's her OwO cousin, >w< an ^.^ she :3 wewe nyot >_< possess'd with :3 a OwO fuwy,exceeds -her >_< as much uWu in beauty >_< as x3 the xDD fiwst of ^-^ May xDD doth x3 the >w< wast of -December. OwO But UwU I UwU hope xDD you uWu have nyo :3 intent to turn ^.^ husband, uWu have -you? ->_< Cwaud. UwU I ^.^ wouwd scawce :33 twust myself, ^w^ though UwU I xDD had sworn x3 the ->_< contwawy, >_> if ^.^ Hewo ^.^ wouwd be x3 my x3 wife. -Bene. ^-^ Is't come to :3 this? ^w^ In ^w^ faith, hath nyot x3 the wowwd one x3 man >_> but -^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ weaw :33 his cap with ^-^ suspicion? Shall UwU I >_< nyevew >_> see :3 a ->w< bachewow of threescore ^w^ again? Go ^.^ to, :33 i' >_< faith! ^-^ An xDD thou wiwt >_< nyeeds -thwust >w< thy x3 nyeck x3 into :3 a uWu yoke, ^-^ weaw x3 the pwint of >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 sigh OwO away -:33 Sundays. - -Entew ^.^ Don Pedwo. - -Look! ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo >_> is wetuwnyed to >_> seek OwO you. -Pedwo. >_> What secret hath hewd xDD you UwU hewe, :3 that xDD you fowwowed nyot to -Leonato's? -Bene. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace ^.^ wouwd :33 constwain ;;w;; me to tell. -Pedwo. UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee on >w< thy ^w^ awwegiance. -Bene. >_> You heaw, xDD Count ^-^ Cwaudio. UwU I ^.^ can be secret >_< as :3 a UwU dumb ^w^ man, UwU I -^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you think so; but, on x3 my UwU awwegiance--mawk xDD you this-on -x3 my ^-^ awwegiance! ^.^ he >_> is uWu in love. With >_> who? Now :3 that >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's -part. >_> Mawk >w< how showt :33 his answew ^w^ is: With Hero, Weonyato's showt ->w< daughtew. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :3 wewe >_> so, UwU so :3 wewe >w< it utt'red. -Bene. Wike x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 tawe, x3 my wowd: 'It >_> is nyot >_> so, nor uWu 'twas nyot so; ->_> but :33 indeed, ^w^ God UwU fowbid >w< it >_> shouwd be so!' ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If x3 my passion change nyot shortly, ^w^ God UwU fowbid >w< it >_> shouwd be -othewwise. -Pedwo. >_> Amen, >_> if xDD you wuv >w< hew; fow x3 the uWu wady >_> is xDD vewy weww OwO wowthy. ->_< Cwaud. >_> You speak ÚwÚ this to :3 fetch ;;w;; me x3 in, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I speak x3 my thought. ->_< Cwaud. ^.^ And, uWu in ^w^ faith, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ spoke ^w^ minye. -Bene. ^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 my >w< two :33 faiths ÚwÚ and twoths, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^-^ spoke ^w^ minye. ->_< Cwaud. :33 That UwU I wuv hew, UwU I feew. -Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is wowthy, UwU I :33 knyow. -Bene. :33 That UwU I :3 nyeithew x3 feew >w< how ^.^ she >_> shouwd be loved, nor ^.^ knyow >w< how ^.^ she ->_> shouwd be wowthy, >_> is x3 the opinyion :3 that fire ;;w;; cannyot :3 mewt x3 out of x3 me. -UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die uWu in >w< it uWu at x3 the >_< stake. -Pedwo. ^.^ Thou >w< wast OwO evew >w< an :3 obstinyate >_> hewetic uWu in x3 the ;;w;; despite of -beauty. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And >_< nyevew couwd ÚwÚ maintain :33 his ÚwÚ pawt >_> but uWu in x3 the force of :33 his -:33 wiww. -Bene. :33 That :3 a OwO woman ^-^ conceived uWu me, UwU I >_> thank >w< hew; :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me -up, UwU I >_< wikewise UwU give her UwU most humble ^w^ thanks; >_> but :3 that UwU I xDD wiww uWu have -:3 a ÚwÚ wechate >w< winded uWu in x3 my forehead, ow ^w^ hang x3 my bugle uWu in >w< an invisible ->w< bawdwick, aww x3 women UwU shaww UwU pawdon x3 me. >_< Because UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do them -x3 the wrong to xDD mistwust uWu any, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do mysewf x3 the >w< wight to :33 twust -x3 nyonye; ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO finye >_> is (fow x3 the which UwU I OwO may OwO go x3 the :3 finyew), UwU I xDD wiww -^w^ wive :3 a x3 bachewow. -Pedwo. UwU I UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ thee, ere UwU I >_> die, wook pawe with love. -Bene. With anger, with :3 sicknyess, ow with hungew, x3 my wowd; nyot with -love. ^-^ Pwuv :3 that OwO evew UwU I wose ^.^ mowe :3 bwood with wuv than UwU I xDD wiww get -again with OwO dwinking, pick x3 out >_< minye eyes with :3 a ;;w;; bawwad-makew's OwO pen -ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang ;;w;; me x3 up uWu at x3 the doow of :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; house fow x3 the xDD sign of -^w^ bwind Cupid. -Pedwo. xDD Weww, >_> if OwO evew xDD thou dost faww from ÚwÚ this ^w^ faith, xDD thou wiwt -^-^ pwuv :3 a OwO nyotabwe awgument. -Bene. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do, ^w^ hang ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a bottwe ^.^ wike :3 a :33 cat ÚwÚ and >w< shoot uWu at OwO me; ÚwÚ and -^.^ he :3 that x3 hits uWu me, wet ^.^ him be ^-^ cwapp'd on x3 the shoulder ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd ->_> Adam. -Pedwo. xDD Weww, >_< as time UwU shaww >_> twy. -:3 'In time x3 the x3 savage uWu buww xDD doth UwU beaw x3 the :33 yoke.' -Bene. uWu The x3 savage uWu buww ;;w;; may; >_> but >_> if OwO evew x3 the ^-^ sensibwe Benyedick UwU beaw -:33 it, pluck x3 off x3 the >w< buww's >w< howns ÚwÚ and uWu set them uWu in x3 my forehead, ÚwÚ and -wet ;;w;; me be uWu viwewy painted, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such great x3 wettews >_< as ;;w;; they >w< wwite -;;w;; 'Hewe >_> is ÚwÚ good UwU howse to ^-^ hiwe,' wet them :33 signyify :33 undew x3 my xDD sign -;;w;; 'Hewe xDD you OwO may >_> see Benyedick x3 the mawwied ÚwÚ man.' ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd OwO evew happen, xDD thou wouldst be ^-^ hown-mad. -Pedwo. Nyay, >_> if x3 Cupid uWu have nyot xDD spent aww :33 his ^-^ quivew uWu in >_> Venyice, xDD thou -wiwt quake fow ÚwÚ this >w< showtwy. -Bene. UwU I wook fow >w< an ^.^ eawthquake ^w^ too UwU then. -Pedwo. xDD Weww, xDD you xDD wiww xDD tempowize with x3 the hours. ^w^ In x3 the >_> meantime, -ÚwÚ good :33 Signyiow Benedick, repair to >_> Weonyato's, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to ^.^ him ÚwÚ and -tell ^.^ him UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail ^.^ him uWu at supper; fow ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ he hath UwU made -great >_> pwepawation. -Bene. UwU I uWu have almost ;;w;; mattew enough uWu in ;;w;; me fow xDD such >w< an ^w^ embassage; ÚwÚ and -UwU so UwU I :3 commit x3 you-- ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To x3 the >_> tuition of >_< God. Fwom x3 my house--if UwU I xDD had OwO it-- -Pedwo. uWu The uWu sixth of Juwy. uWu Youw >w< woving fwiend, Benedick. -Bene. Nyay, ÚwÚ mock >_> nyot, ÚwÚ mock not. uWu The >w< body of x3 youw uWu discouwse >_> is -ÚwÚ sometime guawded with >_< fwagments, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ guawds OwO awe >_> but swightwy -ÚwÚ basted on >_> nyeithew. Ere xDD you fwout ;;w;; owd uWu ends xDD any further, >_> examinye -x3 youw ^w^ conscience. xDD And UwU so UwU I OwO weave OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. ->_< Cwaud. OwO My ^.^ wiege, x3 youw >_> Highnyess nyow OwO may UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good. -Pedwo. OwO My wuv >_> is ^.^ thinye to OwO teach. :3 Teach >w< it >_> but how, -xDD And xDD thou shalt >_> see >w< how ^-^ apt >w< it >_> is to :3 weawn -x3 Any x3 hawd wesson :3 that OwO may UwU do uWu thee UwU good. ->_< Cwaud. >_< Hath Weonyato xDD any x3 son, x3 my xDD wowd? -Pedwo. No chiwd >_> but :33 Hewo; ^w^ she's :33 his >w< onwy ÚwÚ heiw. -uWu Dost xDD thou affect hew, Cwaudio? ->_> Cwaud.O x3 my uWu wowd, -x3 When xDD you OwO went onward on ÚwÚ this >_< ended xDD action, -UwU I >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon her with :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's >_< eye, -:33 That x3 wik'd, >_> but xDD had :3 a woughew :3 task uWu in uWu hand -Than to UwU dwive UwU wiking to x3 the xDD nyame of love; -OwO But nyow UwU I ^w^ am wetuwn'd ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> waw-thoughts -:3 Have left uWu theiw pwaces xDD vacant, uWu in uWu theiw rooms -:3 Come ^-^ thwonging soft ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate desires, -All pwompting ;;w;; me >w< how >w< faiw xDD young ^.^ Hewo ;;w;; is, -UwU Saying UwU I ^-^ wik'd her ere UwU I OwO went to waws. -Pedwo. ^.^ Thou wiwt be ^.^ wike :3 a wuvw presently -xDD And tire x3 the ^.^ heawew with :3 a ^w^ book of ÚwÚ wowds. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost wuv >w< faiw Hero, :3 chewish :33 it, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww bweak with her ÚwÚ and with her ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have her. UwU Wast nyot to ÚwÚ this >w< end -:33 That xDD thou ^-^ began'st to ÚwÚ twist UwU so OwO finye :3 a stowy? ->_< Cwaud. How sweetly xDD you UwU do xDD minyistew to xDD wuv, -:33 That ^.^ knyow love's grief ^.^ by :33 his complexion! -OwO But xDD west x3 my UwU wiking ^w^ might ^w^ too ^.^ sudden ;;w;; seem, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have sawv'd >w< it with :3 a longer >_> tweatise. -Pedwo. >_> What >_< nyeed x3 the :33 bwidge much bwoadew than x3 the ÚwÚ fwood? -uWu The >_> faiwest gwant >_> is x3 the ;;w;; nyecessity. -x3 Wook, >_> what xDD wiww serve >_> is ^w^ fit. 'Tis ^w^ once, xDD thou lovest, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fit uWu thee with x3 the UwU wemedy. -UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu have revelling to-night. -UwU I xDD wiww assume >w< thy ÚwÚ pawt uWu in x3 some xDD disguise -xDD And tell >w< faiw ^.^ Hewo UwU I ^w^ am Claudio, -xDD And uWu in her ^w^ bosom I'll :3 uncwasp x3 my >_< heawt -xDD And OwO take her hearing ÚwÚ pwisonyew with x3 the force -xDD And >w< stwong x3 encountew of x3 my :3 amowous ^-^ tawe. -UwU Then ÚwÚ aftew to her >w< fathew xDD wiww UwU I break, -xDD And x3 the OwO concwusion ;;w;; is, ^.^ she UwU shaww be ÚwÚ thinye. -^w^ In pwactice wet >_> us put >w< it presently. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A >_> woom uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew :33 [at one ^w^ doow] Weonyato ÚwÚ and :33 [at anyothew door, ;;w;; Antonyio] >w< an ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -ÚwÚ bwothew to :33 Weonyato. - -Leon. How now, bwothew? Whewe >_> is x3 my xDD cousin x3 youw uWu son? >_< Hath ^.^ he -x3 pwovided ÚwÚ this music? -Ant. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy >w< busy about :3 it. But, brother, UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you ;;w;; stwange -nyews :3 that xDD you yet dweamt nyot uWu of. -Leon. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they good? -Ant. ;;w;; As x3 the event stamps OwO them; >_> but ;;w;; they uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good cover, ;;w;; they -x3 show weww outwawd. uWu The Prince ÚwÚ and xDD Count Claudio, ^.^ wawking uWu in :3 a -x3 thick-pweached ^-^ awwey uWu in >_< minye >_> owchawd, :3 wewe OwO thus much uvwheawd ^.^ by -:3 a x3 man of mine: x3 the Prince discovered to OwO Cwaudio :3 that ^.^ he xDD wuvd x3 my -uWu nyiece x3 youw daughter ÚwÚ and meant to :3 acknyowwedge >w< it ÚwÚ this >w< nyight uWu in :3 a -xDD dance, ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ he >_> found her ;;w;; accowdant, ^.^ he meant to OwO take x3 the -xDD pwesent time ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; top ÚwÚ and instantly bweak with xDD you of :3 it. -Leon. >_< Hath x3 the fewwow xDD any wit :3 that told xDD you :3 this? -Ant. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^-^ shawp UwU fewwow. UwU I xDD wiww >_> send fow :3 him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; question ^.^ him -OwO youwsewf. -Leon. :3 Nyo, >w< nyo. We xDD wiww howd >w< it >_< as :3 a dweam >w< tiww >w< it appeaw >_< itsewf; >_> but -UwU I xDD wiww >w< acquaint x3 my daughter withaw, :3 that ^.^ she OwO may be x3 the xDD bettew -^w^ pwepawed fow >w< an ÚwÚ answew, >_> if pewadventuwe ÚwÚ this be true. Go xDD you ÚwÚ and -tell her of :3 it. ;;w;; [Exit Antonyio.] - -[Entew ÚwÚ Antonyio's ^-^ Son with :3 a xDD Musician, ÚwÚ and others.] - -:33 [To x3 the ^.^ Son] Cousin, xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you uWu have to xDD do. -:3 --[To x3 the ÚwÚ Musician] >_< O, UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, :3 fwiend. Go xDD you with uWu me, -ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww use x3 youw OwO skiww.--Good OwO cousin, uWu have :3 a :3 cawe ÚwÚ this >w< busy -uWu time. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in Weonyato's OwO house.] - -Entew Sir John x3 the :33 Bastawd ÚwÚ and Conrade, :33 his companyion. - -x3 Con. >_> What x3 the >_< goodyeaw, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Why OwO awe xDD you OwO thus x3 out of UwU measuwe -sad? -OwO John. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU measuwe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; occasion :3 that ^w^ bweeds; >_< thewefowe -x3 the >_> sadnyess >_> is ^-^ without limit. -x3 Con. >_> You >_> shouwd hear reason. -OwO John. xDD And when UwU I uWu have heard :33 it, >_> what bwessings >_< bwings :33 it? -x3 Con. ;;w;; If nyot :3 a xDD pwesent ^.^ wemedy, uWu at least :3 a patient sufferance. -OwO John. UwU I wonder :3 that xDD thou (being, >_< as xDD thou say'st xDD thou awt, bown -:33 undew ^.^ Satuwn) ^.^ goest about to apply :3 a :3 mowaw medicinye to :3 a -mowtifying >w< mischief. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot hide >_> what UwU I ^w^ am: UwU I ^w^ must be >_> sad when -UwU I uWu have >_< cause, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; smiwe uWu at nyo :33 man's >_< jests; eat when UwU I uWu have -^w^ stomach, ÚwÚ and wait fow nyo :33 man's leisure; :33 sweep when UwU I ^w^ am drowsy, -ÚwÚ and tend on nyo :33 man's ^.^ businyess; laugh when UwU I ^w^ am >_> mewwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwaw nyo -x3 man uWu in :33 his humouw. -x3 Con. Yea, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must nyot >_< make x3 the full x3 show of ÚwÚ this >w< tiww xDD you OwO may -UwU do >w< it ^-^ without ;;w;; contwowment. >_> You uWu have of wate :33 stood x3 out OwO against -x3 youw brother, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath >_> ta'en xDD you x3 nyewwy x3 into :33 his gwace, :3 whewe ->w< it >_> is xDD impossibwe xDD you >_> shouwd OwO take true ^.^ woot >_> but ^.^ by x3 the >w< faiw ->_> weathew :3 that xDD you >_< make OwO youwsewf. ^.^ It >_> is needful :3 that xDD you fwame x3 the ->_< season fow x3 youw UwU own UwU hawvest. -OwO John. UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a ;;w;; cankew uWu in :3 a ^-^ hedge than :3 a wose uWu in :33 his gwace, -ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD bettew ^w^ fits x3 my :3 bwood to be ;;w;; disdain'd of aww than to -fashion :3 a xDD cawwiage to rob wuv from ÚwÚ any. ^w^ In uWu this, ^w^ though UwU I ;;w;; cannyot -be uWu said to be :3 a flattering xDD honyest ^w^ man, >w< it ^w^ must nyot be >w< denyied >_> but -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a pwain-deawing villain. UwU I ^w^ am >_< twusted with :3 a ;;w;; muzzwe ÚwÚ and -^.^ enfwanchis'd with :3 a clog; >_< thewefowe UwU I uWu have xDD decweed nyot to ^.^ sing uWu in -x3 my cage. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had x3 my uWu mouth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd bite; >_> if UwU I xDD had x3 my >w< wibewty, UwU I -^.^ wouwd UwU do x3 my x3 wiking. ^w^ In x3 the UwU meantime wet ;;w;; me be :3 that UwU I am, ÚwÚ and >_> seek -nyot to x3 awtew x3 me. -x3 Con. UwU Can xDD you >_< make nyo use of x3 youw ^w^ discontent? -OwO John. UwU I >_< make aww use of :33 it, fow UwU I use >w< it onwy. - -Entew Borachio. - -Who x3 comes hewe? >_> What news, :33 Bowachio? ->_> Bowa. UwU I ^-^ came yonder from :3 a great x3 suppew. uWu The Prince x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is -ÚwÚ woyawwy entertain'd ^.^ by Leonato, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ can UwU give xDD you ^.^ intewwigence -of >w< an :3 intended marriage. -OwO John. Will >w< it serve fow xDD any :33 modew to buiwd ^-^ mischief ^-^ on? ->_> What >_> is ^.^ he fow :3 a >w< foow :3 that betroths >_< himsewf to unquietness? ->_> Bowa. OwO Mawwy, >w< it >_> is x3 youw brother's >w< wight >w< hand. -OwO John. uWu Who? x3 the UwU most exquisite Cwaudio? ->_> Bowa. Even he. -OwO John. ^-^ A OwO pwopew :33 squiwe! xDD And >_> who? ÚwÚ and >_> who? which uWu way :33 wooks uWu he? ->_> Bowa. OwO Mawwy, on Hero, x3 the daughter ÚwÚ and heir of :33 Weonyato. -OwO John. ^-^ A xDD vewy forward ^.^ Mawch-chick! How ^-^ came xDD you to :3 this? ->_> Bowa. uWu Being entertain'd fow :3 a perfumer, >_< as UwU I UwU was >_< smoking :3 a :3 musty -room, x3 comes ;;w;; me x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand uWu in >_> sad -conference. UwU I x3 whipt ;;w;; me x3 behind x3 the arras ÚwÚ and there heard >w< it >_< agweed -;;w;; upon :3 that x3 the Prince >_> shouwd ^.^ woo ^.^ Hewo fow himsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD having -UwU obtain'd hew, UwU give her to xDD Count ^-^ Cwaudio. -OwO John. ^.^ Come, come, wet >_> us xDD thithew. This OwO may ^-^ pwuv OwO food to x3 my -dispweasuwe. :33 That xDD young uWu stawt-up hath aww x3 the :3 gwowy of x3 my -uvwthwow. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can OwO cwoss ^.^ him xDD any :3 way, UwU I ;;w;; bwess mysewf every >_> way. ->_> You OwO awe both x3 suwe, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD assist me? -x3 Con. ;;w;; To x3 the UwU death, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO John. Let >_> us to x3 the great x3 suppew. ^-^ Theiw cheer >_> is x3 the :33 gweatew :3 that -UwU I ^w^ am subdued. Wouwd x3 the cook :3 wewe ^.^ o' x3 my ÚwÚ mind! Shall ^.^ we OwO go ^-^ pwuv -UwU what's to be done? ->_> Bowa. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Leonato, [Antonio] :33 his UwU Bwothew, ^.^ Hewo :33 his Daughter, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ Beatwice :33 his ;;w;; Nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 Kinsman; [also Margaret ÚwÚ and >_> Uwsuwa]. - -Leon. Was nyot xDD Count John OwO hewe uWu at supper? -Ant. UwU I saw ^.^ him not. -Beat. How tartly :3 that ÚwÚ gentweman OwO wooks! UwU I >_< nyevew ^.^ can >_> see ^.^ him >_> but UwU I ^w^ am -heart-burn'd >w< an >_> houw >w< aftew. -:3 Hewo. >w< He >_> is of :3 a xDD vewy ^-^ mewanchowy xDD disposition. -Beat. >w< He :3 wewe >w< an :3 excewwent x3 man :3 that :3 wewe UwU made >w< just uWu in x3 the >_< midway -^-^ between ^.^ him ÚwÚ and Benedick. uWu The one >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ wike >w< an x3 image ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says -uWu nyothing, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew ^w^ too ^.^ wike x3 my >_> wady's eldest x3 son, evewmowe -:33 tattwing. -Leon. UwU Then half :33 Signyiow OwO Benyedick's >_> tongue uWu in xDD Count John's uWu mouth, -ÚwÚ and half xDD Count John's ^-^ mewanchowy uWu in :33 Signyiow OwO Benyedick's ^-^ face-- -Beat. With :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< weg ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ good xDD foot, uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ and monyey enough uWu in -:33 his puwse, xDD such :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd x3 win xDD any OwO woman uWu in x3 the world--if xDD 'a -couwd get her ÚwÚ good :33 wiww. -Leon. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU nyiece, xDD thou wiwt >_< nyevew get uWu thee :3 a :33 husband >_> if -xDD thou be UwU so shrewd of >w< thy :33 tongue. -Ant. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, ^w^ she's ^w^ too curst. -Beat. Too curst >_> is ^.^ mowe than curst. UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wessen >_> God's UwU sending -:3 that :3 way, fow >w< it >_> is said, >w< 'God OwO sends :3 a curst >_< cow showt howns,' ->_> but to :3 a >_< cow ^w^ too curst ^.^ he OwO sends none. -Leon. So, ^.^ by ^.^ being ^w^ too >_< cuwst, ^w^ God xDD wiww >_> send xDD you nyo ^.^ howns. -Beat. ÚwÚ Just, >_> if ^.^ he >_> send ;;w;; me nyo xDD husband; fow x3 the which >_> bwessing UwU I ^w^ am -uWu at ^.^ him ;;w;; upon x3 my knees every mownying ÚwÚ and evening. Wowd, UwU I couwd nyot -OwO enduwe :3 a :33 husband with :3 a ^w^ beawd on :33 his ;;w;; face. UwU I xDD had rather >_< wie uWu in -x3 the :33 woowwen! -Leon. >_> You OwO may >w< wight on :3 a :33 husband :3 that hath nyo :3 beawd. -Beat. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do with him? :3 dwess ^.^ him uWu in x3 my apparel ÚwÚ and >_< make -^.^ him x3 my uWu waiting gentwewoman? >w< He :3 that hath :3 a ^w^ beawd >_> is ^.^ mowe than :3 a -youth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that hath nyo ^w^ beawd >_> is less than :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that ->_> is ^.^ mowe than :3 a :33 youth >_> is nyot fow OwO me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that >_> is less than :3 a -^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am nyot fow ^.^ him. Therefore UwU I xDD wiww even OwO take x3 sixpence uWu in -xDD eawnyest of x3 the xDD bewwowd ÚwÚ and lead :33 his >_< apes x3 into uWu heww. -Leon. Weww >w< then, OwO go xDD you x3 into :33 heww? -Beat. No; >_> but to x3 the >_< gate, ÚwÚ and there xDD wiww x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 meet ;;w;; me ^.^ wike >w< an -;;w;; owd cuckold with >w< howns on :33 his head, ÚwÚ and >_> say ^w^ 'Get xDD you to ^.^ heaven, -xDD Beatwice, get xDD you to UwU heaven. >_> Hewe's nyo :33 pwace fow xDD you maids.' ^w^ So -ÚwÚ dewivew UwU I x3 up x3 my ÚwÚ apes, ÚwÚ and OwO away to Saint ^-^ Petew--fow x3 the heavens. ->w< He >_< shows ;;w;; me :3 whewe x3 the bachelors ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and there ^w^ wive ^.^ we >_< as ^.^ mewwy ->_< as x3 the day >_> is wong. -Ant. >_> [to x3 Hewo] xDD Weww, UwU nyiece, UwU I :33 twust xDD you xDD wiww be wuw'd ^.^ by x3 youw -:33 fathew. -Beat. Yes ÚwÚ faith. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my uWu cousin's >_> duty to >_< make ^.^ cuwsy ÚwÚ and say, -:33 'Fathew, >_< as >w< it uWu pwease >w< you.' OwO But yet fow aww :3 that, OwO cousin, wet ^.^ him -be :3 a handsome fewwow, ow >_> ewse >_< make anyothew >_< cuwsy, ÚwÚ and say, -:33 'Fathew, >_< as >w< it uWu pwease xDD me.' -Leon. xDD Weww, UwU nyiece, UwU I UwU hope to >_> see xDD you one day :3 fitted with :3 a husband. -Beat. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^w^ God >_< make ;;w;; men of x3 some othew >_< metaw than ;;w;; eawth. Wouwd ->w< it nyot UwU gwieve :3 a OwO woman to be ÚwÚ uvwmastew'd with :3 a ^.^ piece of uWu vawiant -xDD dust? to >_< make >w< an :33 account of her >w< wife to :3 a >w< cwod of :33 waywawd :3 maww? -:3 Nyo, uWu uncwe, I'll none. :3 Adam's xDD sons OwO awe x3 my UwU bwethwen, ÚwÚ and :33 twuwy UwU I -howd >w< it :3 a x3 sin to >_< match uWu in x3 my kinred. -Leon. Daughter, remember >_> what UwU I told OwO you. ;;w;; If x3 the Prince UwU do sowicit -xDD you uWu in :3 that ;;w;; kind, xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 youw answer. -Beat. uWu The ;;w;; fauwt xDD wiww be uWu in x3 the ^.^ music, OwO cousin, >_> if xDD you be nyot :3 wooed -uWu in ÚwÚ good uWu time. ;;w;; If x3 the Prince be ^w^ too impowtant, tell ^.^ him there >_> is -UwU measuwe uWu in ^.^ evewything, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU dance x3 out x3 the answer. For, hear uWu me, -Hero: ^.^ wooing, wedding, ÚwÚ and repenting >_> is >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ Scotch OwO jig, :3 a -uWu measuwe, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; cinque-pace: x3 the xDD fiwst >_> suit >_> is :3 hot ÚwÚ and >_> hasty ^.^ wike -:3 a ÚwÚ Scotch >w< jig--and full >_< as uWu fantasticaw; x3 the wedding, >w< mannyewwy -OwO modest, >_< as :3 a uWu measuwe, full of >w< state ÚwÚ and ancientry; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 comes -Repentance ÚwÚ and with :33 his :33 bad UwU wegs ^w^ fawws x3 into x3 the cinque-pace -fastew ÚwÚ and >_< fastew, >w< tiww ^.^ he sink x3 into :33 his x3 gwave. -Leon. Cousin, xDD you >_< appwehend passing uWu shwewdwy. -Beat. UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< eye, >_> uncwe; UwU I ^.^ can >_> see :3 a ^-^ chuwch ^.^ by daywight. -Leon. uWu The ^-^ wevewwews OwO awe :33 ent'wing, ^-^ bwothew. ^-^ Make ÚwÚ good uWu woom. -;;w;; [Exit Antonyio.] - -OwO Entew, ^w^ [masked,] ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and >w< Bawthasaw. -OwO [With them enter Antonio, awso masked. >w< Aftew them enter] -^.^ Don John [and Borachio (without uWu masks), who stand :3 aside -ÚwÚ and wook on x3 duwing x3 the dance]. - -Pedwo. Lady, xDD wiww xDD you UwU wawk :3 a uWu bout with x3 youw >w< fwiend? -:3 Hewo. ^w^ So xDD you UwU wawk softly ÚwÚ and wook sweetly ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, -UwU I ^w^ am >_> youws fow x3 the :3 wawk; ÚwÚ and especially when UwU I UwU wawk xDD away. -Pedwo. With ;;w;; me uWu in x3 youw :3 company? -:3 Hewo. UwU I OwO may >_> say UwU so when UwU I ÚwÚ pwease. -Pedwo. xDD And when uWu pwease xDD you to >_> say so? -:3 Hewo. x3 When UwU I ^.^ wike x3 youw favour, fow ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the ^-^ wute >_> shouwd be -^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ case! -Pedwo. OwO My ;;w;; visow >_> is Phiwemon's roof; within x3 the ;;w;; house >_> is uWu Juv. -:3 Hewo. Why >w< then, x3 youw ;;w;; visow >_> shouwd be thatch'd. -Pedwo. ^w^ Speak wow >_> if xDD you speak love. OwO [Takes her :3 aside.] -Balth. xDD Weww, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu did ^.^ wike x3 me. -:3 Mawg. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU I fow x3 youw UwU own ^w^ sake, fow UwU I uWu have UwU many :33 iww -qualities. -Balth. >_< Which >_> is onye? -:3 Mawg. UwU I >_> say x3 my >_< pwayews ^.^ awoud. -Balth. UwU I wuv xDD you x3 the ^-^ bettew. uWu The ÚwÚ heawews OwO may cwy ÚwÚ Amen. -:3 Mawg. ^w^ God >_< match ;;w;; me with :3 a ÚwÚ good dancer! -Balth. ÚwÚ Amen. -:3 Mawg. xDD And ^w^ God >_< keep ^.^ him x3 out of x3 my ^.^ sight when x3 the UwU dance >_> is uWu donye! -:3 Answew, xDD cwewk. -Balth. No ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowds. uWu The OwO cwewk >_> is answered. -OwO [Takes her :3 aside.] -Urs. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww enyough. >_> You OwO awe :33 Signyiow Antonio. -Ant. At :3 a word, UwU I ^w^ am not. -Urs. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ by x3 the UwU waggwing of x3 youw >_> head. -Ant. ;;w;; To tell xDD you ^-^ twue, UwU I OwO countewfeit ^.^ him. -Urs. >_> You couwd >_< nyevew UwU do ^.^ him UwU so :3 iww-weww ^w^ unwess xDD you :3 wewe x3 the xDD vewy -man. >_> Hewe's :33 his xDD dwy uWu hand x3 up ÚwÚ and down. >_> You OwO awe xDD he, xDD you OwO awe OwO he! -Ant. At :3 a word, UwU I ^w^ am not. -Urs. ^.^ Come, come, UwU do xDD you think UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ by x3 youw :3 excewwent -^-^ wit? UwU Can viwtue hide ÚwÚ itsewf? Go ^.^ to, UwU mum xDD you OwO awe he. OwO Gwaces xDD wiww -^.^ appeaw, ÚwÚ and there's >w< an OwO end. :3 [ ^-^ They :33 step :3 aside.] -Beat. Will xDD you nyot tell ;;w;; me who told xDD you so? -Bene. :3 Nyo, xDD you UwU shaww UwU pawdon x3 me. -Beat. x3 Nyow xDD wiww xDD you nyot tell ;;w;; me who xDD you are? -Bene. ÚwÚ Nyot now. -Beat. :33 That UwU I UwU was ^w^ disdainfuw, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU I xDD had x3 my ÚwÚ good wit x3 out of x3 the -'Hundred >_< Mewwy xDD Tawes.' xDD Weww, ÚwÚ this UwU was :33 Signyiow Benyedick :3 that uWu said -:3 so. -Bene. x3 What's uWu he? -Beat. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ him weww enyough. -Bene. ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. -Beat. Did ^.^ he >_< nyevew >_< make xDD you xDD waugh? -Bene. UwU I pray UwU you, >_> what >_> is uWu he? -Beat. Why, ^.^ he >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's ^w^ jestew, :3 a xDD vewy dull xDD foow. Onwy :33 his -^w^ gift >_> is uWu in >_< devising xDD impossibwe slanders. ^-^ Nyonye >_> but wibewtinyes -delight uWu in him; ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ commendation >_> is nyot uWu in :33 his ^w^ wit, >_> but uWu in -:33 his viwwany; fow ^.^ he both x3 pweases ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and ^-^ angews ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and xDD then -;;w;; they laugh uWu at ^.^ him ÚwÚ and xDD beat ^.^ him. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he >_> is uWu in x3 the ;;w;; fweet. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he xDD had boawded x3 me. -Bene. x3 When UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the gentweman, I'll tell ^.^ him >_> what xDD you :3 say. -Beat. UwU Do, xDD do. ^-^ He'ww >_> but bweak :3 a compawison ow >w< two on OwO me; which -peradventure, nyot :3 mawked ow nyot >_< waugh'd :3 at, :33 stwikes ^.^ him x3 into -uWu mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and xDD then there's :3 a partridge OwO wing ^-^ saved, fow x3 the >w< foow -xDD wiww eat nyo OwO suppew :3 that OwO nyight. -[Music.] -We ^w^ must ;;w;; fowwow x3 the :3 weadews. -Bene. ^w^ In every ÚwÚ good >_> thing. -Beat. Nyay, >_> if ;;w;; they lead to xDD any UwU iww, UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave them uWu at x3 the :3 nyext -:33 tuwnying. ->_> Dance. Exeunt (all >_> but ^.^ Don John, x3 Bowachio, ÚwÚ and uWu Cwaudio]. -OwO John. Sure x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is :3 amowous on ^.^ Hewo ÚwÚ and hath withdrawn her ->w< fathew to bweak with ^.^ him about :3 it. uWu The ^.^ wadies ;;w;; fowwow her ÚwÚ and >_> but -one ;;w;; visow :33 wemains. ->_> Bowa. xDD And :3 that >_> is ^-^ Cwaudio. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his beawing. -OwO John. ^w^ Awe xDD you nyot :33 Signyiow Benedick? ->_< Cwaud. >_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me well. UwU I ^w^ am he. -OwO John. Signyiow, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy nyeaw x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu in :33 his love. >w< He >_> is -enyamouw'd on :3 Hewo. UwU I pray xDD you uWu dissuade ^.^ him from >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is nyo -equal fow :33 his xDD biwth. >_> You OwO may UwU do x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of >w< an xDD honyest x3 man uWu in :3 it. ->_< Cwaud. How ^.^ knyow xDD you ^.^ he loves OwO hew? -OwO John. UwU I heard ^.^ him >_< sweaw :33 his OwO affection. ->_> Bowa. ^w^ So uWu did UwU I :3 too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd marry her tonight. -OwO John. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us to x3 the banquet. -:33 Exeunt. uWu Manyet ^-^ Cwaudio. ->_< Cwaud. ^-^ Thus answew UwU I uWu in xDD nyame of Benyedick -OwO But hear these :33 iww nyews with x3 the OwO eaws of ^-^ Cwaudio. -OwO [Unmasks.] -'Tis xDD cewtain :3 so. uWu The Prince >_> wooes fow himself. -OwO Fwiendship >_> is ^w^ constant uWu in aww othew ^.^ things -:3 Save uWu in x3 the ^.^ office ÚwÚ and affairs of love. -Therefore aww heawts uWu in wuv use uWu theiw UwU own UwU tongues; -Let every ^w^ eye :33 nyegotiate fow itsewf -xDD And :33 twust nyo xDD agent; fow beauty >_> is :3 a >w< witch -^w^ Against x3 whose chawms :33 faith ÚwÚ mewteth x3 into blood. -This >_> is >w< an :33 accident of hourly uWu pwoof, ->_< Which UwU I x3 mistwusted not. UwU Faweweww >_< thewefowe :33 Hewo! - -Entew Benyedick x3 [unmasked]. - -Bene. xDD Count Cwaudio? ->_< Cwaud. Yea, x3 the :33 same. -Bene. ^.^ Come, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with me? ->_< Cwaud. ^.^ Whithew? -Bene. Even to x3 the :3 nyext :3 wiwwow, about x3 youw UwU own business, ^-^ County. >_> What -fashion xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 the gawwand UwU of? about x3 youw neck, ^.^ wike >w< an ->w< usuwew's UwU chain? ow :33 undew x3 youw ^.^ awm, ^.^ wike :3 a x3 wieutenyant's xDD scawf? >_> You -^w^ must ^-^ weaw >w< it one :3 way, fow x3 the Prince hath ^w^ got x3 youw :3 Hewo. ->_< Cwaud. UwU I ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him joy of her. -Bene. Why, ^w^ that's >w< spoken ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest ÚwÚ dwoview. ^w^ So ;;w;; they ;;w;; seww -buwwocks. OwO But uWu did xDD you think x3 the Prince ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO sewved xDD you ->_< thus? ->_< Cwaud. UwU I pray xDD you OwO weave x3 me. -Bene. Ho! nyow xDD you strike ^.^ wike x3 the ^w^ bwind ;;w;; man! >_< 'Twas x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 that -OwO stowe x3 youw meat, ÚwÚ and you'ww xDD beat x3 the x3 post. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD wiww nyot be, I'll OwO weave OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. -Bene. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ÚwÚ huwt :3 foww! nyow xDD wiww ^.^ he :3 cweep x3 into ^w^ sedges. But, -:3 that x3 my xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ knyow me! uWu The -;;w;; Pwince's foow! uWu Ha! >w< it OwO may be UwU I OwO go :33 undew :3 that ;;w;; titwe uWu because UwU I ^w^ am -x3 mewwy. Yea, >_> but UwU so UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ apt to UwU do mysewf wrong. UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU so ->_> weputed. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the UwU base (though bitter) uWu disposition of ^.^ Beatwice -:3 that puts x3 the wowwd x3 into her ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me OwO out. xDD Weww, -I'll be wevenged >_< as UwU I may. - -Entew ^.^ Don Pedwo. - -Pedwo. >_> Nyow, signior, where's x3 the >w< Count? Did xDD you >_> see him? -Bene. Troth, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have OwO pwayed x3 the ÚwÚ pawt of xDD Wady uWu Fame, UwU I >_> found -^.^ him OwO hewe >_< as ^-^ mewanchowy >_< as :3 a uWu wodge uWu in :3 a wawwen. UwU I told :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I -think UwU I told ^.^ him ^-^ twue, :3 that x3 youw Gwace xDD had ^w^ got x3 the ÚwÚ good xDD wiww of -ÚwÚ this xDD young UwU wady, ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; off'wed ^.^ him x3 my >_< company to :3 a wiwwow tree, -xDD eithew to >_< make ^.^ him :3 a garland, >_< as ^.^ being ^-^ fowsaken, ow to bind ^.^ him -x3 up :3 a ;;w;; wod, >_< as ^.^ being ÚwÚ wowthy to be :3 whipt. -Pedwo. ;;w;; To be ^-^ whipt? x3 What's :33 his xDD fauwt? -Bene. uWu The flat twansgwession of :3 a ^.^ schoowboy who, ^.^ being overjoyed -with finding :3 a bird's nest, >_< shows >w< it :33 his >_< companyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he steals -:3 it. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_< make :3 a :33 twust :3 a xDD twansgwession? uWu The twansgwession >_> is -uWu in x3 the stealer. -Bene. ÚwÚ Yet >w< it xDD had nyot :33 been uWu amiss x3 the wod xDD had :33 been made, ÚwÚ and x3 the -gawwand :3 too; fow x3 the gawwand ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have wown himsewf, ÚwÚ and x3 the -wod ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have uWu bestowed on UwU you, who, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, uWu have :3 stow'n -:33 his bird's xDD nyest. -Pedwo. UwU I xDD wiww >_> but >_< teach them to ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and restore them to x3 the owner. -Bene. ;;w;; If uWu theiw >_< singing answew x3 youw ^w^ saying, ^.^ by x3 my :33 faith xDD you >_> say -honestly. -Pedwo. uWu The xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice hath :3 a ^-^ quawwew to OwO you. uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that -UwU danc'd with her told her ^.^ she >_> is much wrong'd ^.^ by OwO you. -Bene. >_< O, ^.^ she misus'd ;;w;; me x3 past x3 the >_> enduwance of :3 a block! ^-^ An ÚwÚ oak >_> but -with one green OwO weaf on >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO answewed >w< hew; x3 my xDD vewy ;;w;; visow -began to assume >w< wife ÚwÚ and scold with her. :33 She told uWu me, nyot -uWu thinking UwU I xDD had :33 been myself, :3 that UwU I UwU was x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's ^w^ jestew, :3 that -UwU I UwU was ;;w;; duwwew than :3 a great ;;w;; thaw; :33 huddwing xDD jest ;;w;; upon xDD jest with xDD such -xDD impossibwe :33 conveyance ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I :33 stood ^.^ wike :3 a x3 man uWu at :3 a >_> mawk, -with :3 a whole ^.^ awmy >_< shooting uWu at x3 me. :33 She xDD speaks ponyiawds, ÚwÚ and every -;;w;; wowd OwO stabs. ;;w;; If her UwU bweath :3 wewe >_< as tewwibwe >_< as her tewminyations, -there :3 wewe nyo UwU wiving nyeaw >w< hew; ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ infect to x3 the UwU Nyowth -Star. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot marry her ^w^ though ^.^ she :3 wewe :33 endowed with aww :3 that -Adam xDD had left ^.^ him >w< befowe ^.^ he :3 twansgwess'd. :33 She ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made -Hercules uWu have >_> tuwn'd >_> spit, >w< yea, ÚwÚ and uWu have uWu cweft :33 his club to >_< make -x3 the fire UwU too. ^.^ Come, tawk nyot of her. >_> You UwU shaww find her x3 the -infewnyaw Ate uWu in ÚwÚ good ^-^ appawew. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God x3 some scholar ^.^ wouwd -x3 conjuwe hew, fow certainly, OwO whiwe ^.^ she >_> is UwU hewe, :3 a x3 man OwO may ^w^ wive >_< as -:33 quiet uWu in heww >_< as uWu in :3 a sanctuary; ÚwÚ and OwO peopwe x3 sin ;;w;; upon xDD puwpose, -uWu because ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd OwO go thithew; UwU so ÚwÚ indeed aww uWu disquiet, howwow, -ÚwÚ and perturbation xDD fowwows her. - -Entew OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice, Leonato, :3 Hewo. - -Pedwo. x3 Wook, OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. -Bene. Will x3 youw Gwace ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me xDD any OwO sewvice to x3 the OwO wowwd's >w< end? UwU I -xDD wiww OwO go on x3 the uWu swightest x3 ewwand nyow to x3 the >_> Antipodes :3 that xDD you ^.^ can ->w< devise to >_> send ;;w;; me xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch xDD you :3 a OwO toothpickew nyow from x3 the -UwU fuwthest ÚwÚ inch of ;;w;; Asia; ;;w;; bwing xDD you x3 the :33 wength of ^w^ Pwestew John's ->w< foot; :3 fetch xDD you :3 a >_< haiw x3 off x3 the great x3 Cham's beawd; UwU do xDD you xDD any -:3 embassage to x3 the >_> Pygmies--wathew than howd >w< thwee ;;w;; wowds' -conference with ÚwÚ this ^-^ hawpy. >_> You uWu have nyo >w< empwoyment fow me? -Pedwo. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but to ^.^ desiwe x3 youw ÚwÚ good UwU company. -Bene. x3 O :33 God, ^w^ siw, hewe's :3 a ^w^ dish UwU I wuv ^w^ nyot! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe x3 my xDD Wady -Tongue. ^-^ [Exit.] -Pedwo. ^.^ Come, UwU wady, >_< come; xDD you uWu have wost x3 the >_< heawt of :33 Signyiow -Benedick. -Beat. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ he OwO went >w< it ;;w;; me awhiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him use fow -;;w;; it--a :3 doubwe >_< heawt fow :33 his :3 singwe onye. OwO Mawwy, >_> once >w< befowe ^.^ he ^.^ won ->w< it of ;;w;; me with UwU fawse ^-^ dice; >_< thewefowe x3 youw Gwace OwO may weww >_> say UwU I -uWu have wost :3 it. -Pedwo. >_> You uWu have put ^.^ him ;;w;; down, ;;w;; wady; xDD you uWu have put ^.^ him down. -Beat. ^w^ So UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ he >_> shouwd UwU do uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD west UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ pwuv -x3 the mothew of ;;w;; foows. UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought xDD Count Claudio, ÚwÚ whom xDD you sent -;;w;; me to seek. -Pedwo. Why, >w< how now, >w< Count? ÚwÚ Whewefowe OwO awe xDD you sad? ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 sad, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. How ^w^ then? >_< sick? ->_< Cwaud. :33 Nyeithew, x3 my OwO wowd. -Beat. uWu The xDD Count >_> is :3 nyeithew :3 sad, nor :33 sick, nor >_> mewwy, nor well; >_> but -ÚwÚ civiw :3 count--civiw >_< as >w< an owange, ÚwÚ and ^-^ something of :3 that jealous -compwexion. -Pedwo. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU wady, UwU I think x3 youw >_> bwazon to be true; ^w^ though I'll -be sworn, >_> if ^.^ he be >_> so, :33 his conceit >_> is >w< fawse. Here, Claudio, UwU I -uWu have :3 wooed uWu in >w< thy :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ^.^ Hewo >_> is uWu won. UwU I uWu have broke with -her ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ;;w;; obtainyed. Nyame x3 the day of ^.^ mawwiage, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ God UwU give uWu thee >_< joy! -Leon. ^.^ Count, OwO take of ;;w;; me x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and with her x3 my fortunes. ÚwÚ His -Gwace hath UwU made x3 the ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and aww xDD gwace >_> say ;;w;; Amen to :3 it! -Beat. ÚwÚ Speak, ^.^ Count, UwU 'tis x3 youw >_< cue. ->_< Cwaud. Siwence >_> is x3 the :33 pewfectest >_> hewawd of ^-^ joy. UwU I :3 wewe >_> but xDD wittwe -^w^ happy >_> if UwU I couwd >_> say >w< how :33 much. Lady, >_< as xDD you OwO awe >_> minye, UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. -UwU I UwU give OwO away mysewf fow xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> dote ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ exchange. -Beat. ÚwÚ Speak, :3 cousin; or, >_> if xDD you cannot, ÚwÚ stop :33 his xDD mouth with :3 a :3 kiss -ÚwÚ and wet nyot ^.^ him speak >_> nyeithew. -Pedwo. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU wady, xDD you uWu have :3 a ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; heawt. -Beat. Yea, x3 my wowd; UwU I >_> thank :33 it, poor x3 foow, >w< it keeps on x3 the >_< windy -x3 side of >w< cawe. OwO My xDD cousin uWu tewws ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ear :3 that ^.^ he >_> is uWu in her -;;w;; heawt. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And UwU so ^.^ she :3 doth, :33 cousin. -Beat. ^-^ Good Wowd, fow xDD awwiance! ^-^ Thus xDD goes every one to x3 the wowwd >_> but -I, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am uWu sunbuwnt. UwU I OwO may sit uWu in :3 a ^-^ cownyew ÚwÚ and cwy >_< 'Heigh-ho fow -:3 a husband!' -Pedwo. xDD Wady xDD Beatwice, UwU I xDD wiww get xDD you onye. -Beat. UwU I ^.^ wouwd rather uWu have one of x3 youw father's ;;w;; getting. >_< Hath x3 youw -Gwace ^w^ nye'ew :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ wike you? uWu Youw >w< fathew ^w^ got :3 excewwent -uWu husbands, >_> if :3 a >_< maid couwd come ^.^ by OwO them. -Pedwo. Will xDD you uWu have uWu me, x3 wady? -Beat. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ unwess UwU I ^w^ might uWu have anyothew fow >w< wowking ^.^ days: -x3 youw Gwace >_> is ^w^ too x3 costwy to ^-^ weaw every x3 day. OwO But UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw -Gwace UwU pawdon x3 me. UwU I UwU was bown to speak aww >_< miwth ÚwÚ and nyo :3 mattew. -Pedwo. uWu Youw :3 siwence UwU most offends uWu me, ÚwÚ and to be ^.^ mewwy best x3 becomes -UwU you, fow x3 out ^.^ o' ;;w;; question xDD you :3 wewe bown uWu in :3 a ^.^ mewwy hour. -Beat. :3 Nyo, x3 suwe, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my mothew :3 cwied; >_> but xDD then there UwU was :3 a :33 staw -danc'd, ÚwÚ and :33 undew :3 that UwU was UwU I born. uWu Cousins, ^w^ God UwU give xDD you >_< joy! -Leon. ;;w;; Nyiece, xDD wiww xDD you wook to UwU those ^.^ things UwU I told xDD you UwU of? -Beat. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy, uWu uncwe, ^-^ By x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's pardon. ÚwÚ Exit. -Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my troth, :3 a >_< pweasant-spiwited >_> wady. -Leon. >_> Thewe's xDD wittwe of x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy element uWu in hew, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 She ->_> is >_< nyevew >_> sad >_> but when ^.^ she OwO sweeps, ÚwÚ and nyot OwO evew >_> sad :33 then; fow UwU I -uWu have heard x3 my daughter >_> say ^.^ she hath often dweamt of xDD unhappinyess -ÚwÚ and >_< wak'd herself with laughing. -Pedwo. :33 She ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe to hear tell of :3 a husband. -Leon. >_< O, ^.^ by nyo UwU means! :33 She :3 mocks aww her >_> wooews x3 out of OwO suit. -Pedwo. :33 She :3 wewe >w< an :3 excewwent >w< wife fow Benedick. -Leon. x3 O Wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_> but :3 a >_< week >w< mawwied, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd -tawk x3 themsewves >_> mad. -Pedwo. xDD County Claudio, when >_> mean xDD you to OwO go to church? ->_< Cwaud. >_< To-mowwow, x3 my OwO wowd. ^-^ Time xDD goes on ^.^ cwutches >w< tiww wuv uWu have aww -:33 his rites. -Leon. ÚwÚ Nyot >w< tiww ^.^ Monday, x3 my uWu deaw x3 son, which >_> is >w< hence :3 a >w< just -:3 sevennyight; ÚwÚ and :3 a time ^w^ too bwief :3 too, to uWu have aww ^.^ things answew -x3 my :33 mind. -Pedwo. ^.^ Come, xDD you ;;w;; shake x3 the >_> head uWu at UwU so ^-^ wong :3 a ^w^ bweathing; ->_> but UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, Claudio, x3 the time UwU shaww nyot OwO go :3 duwwy ^.^ by >_> us. -UwU I xDD wiww uWu in x3 the intewim undewtake one of >_< Hewcuwes' wabouws, which -;;w;; is, to ;;w;; bwing :33 Signyiow Benyedick ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice x3 into :3 a -OwO mountain of :3 affection x3 th' one with x3 th' :3 othew. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have ->w< it :3 a ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and UwU I doubt nyot >_> but to fashion >w< it >_> if xDD you >w< thwee xDD wiww ->_> but xDD minyistew xDD such ^.^ assistance >_< as UwU I UwU shaww UwU give xDD you diwection. -Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am fow UwU you, ^w^ though >w< it >_> cost ;;w;; me ;;w;; ten nights' -watchings. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And I, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. xDD And xDD you :3 too, ^-^ gentwe Hero? -:3 Hewo. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do xDD any :3 modest office, x3 my uWu wowd, to OwO hewp x3 my xDD cousin to :3 a -ÚwÚ good husband. -Pedwo. xDD And Benyedick >_> is nyot x3 the unhopefuwwest :33 husband :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. -^-^ Thus uWu faw ^.^ can UwU I praise :33 him: ^.^ he >_> is of :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 stwain, of appwuvd -uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and >w< confiwm'd x3 honyesty. UwU I xDD wiww >_< teach xDD you >w< how to humouw -x3 youw OwO cousin, :3 that ^.^ she UwU shaww faww uWu in wuv with Benedick; ÚwÚ and I, ->_> [to Weonyato ÚwÚ and :3 Cwaudio] with x3 youw >w< two hewps, xDD wiww UwU so x3 pwactise on -Benyedick :3 that, uWu in ;;w;; despite of :33 his ^w^ quick wit ÚwÚ and :33 his ^.^ queasy -^w^ stomach, ^.^ he UwU shaww faww uWu in wuv with >_> Beatwice. ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU do uWu this, -x3 Cupid >_> is nyo longer >w< an archer; :33 his :3 gwowy UwU shaww be >_> ouws, fow ^.^ we OwO awe -x3 the >w< onwy wuv-gods. Go uWu in with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww tell xDD you x3 my ^.^ dwift. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew ;;w;; [Don] John ÚwÚ and Borachio. - -OwO John. ^.^ It >_> is :3 so. uWu The xDD Count OwO Cwaudio UwU shaww marry x3 the daughter of -:33 Weonyato. ->_> Bowa. Yea, x3 my wowd; >_> but UwU I ^.^ can OwO cwoss :3 it. -OwO John. x3 Any uWu baw, xDD any cwoss, xDD any x3 impediment xDD wiww be uWu med'cinyabwe to x3 me. -UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick uWu in >_< dispweasuwe to :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whatsoevew x3 comes :3 athwawt :33 his -:3 affection ^.^ wanges evenwy with ^w^ minye. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou OwO cwoss ÚwÚ this -x3 mawwiage? ->_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Nyot honestly, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but UwU so covertly :3 that nyo >_> dishonyesty -UwU shaww appeaw uWu in x3 me. -OwO John. uWu Show ;;w;; me briefly ^.^ how. ->_> Bowa. UwU I think UwU I told x3 youw lordship, :3 a xDD yeaw since, >w< how much UwU I ^w^ am uWu in -x3 the ^.^ favouw of Margaret, x3 the uWu waiting :33 gentwewoman to :3 Hewo. -OwO John. UwU I ^.^ wemembew. ->_> Bowa. UwU I ^-^ can, uWu at xDD any ;;w;; unseasonyabwe x3 instant of x3 the night, ÚwÚ appoint her -to wook x3 out uWu at her >_> wady's x3 chambew :3 window. -OwO John. >_> What >w< wife >_> is uWu in :3 that to be x3 the :33 death of ÚwÚ this x3 mawwiage? ->_> Bowa. uWu The x3 poison of :3 that wies uWu in xDD you to temper. Go xDD you to x3 the -Prince x3 youw bwothew; ^-^ spawe nyot to tell ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he hath ;;w;; wwonged -:33 his honour uWu in OwO mawwying x3 the uWu wenyownyed OwO Cwaudio >w< (whose estimation UwU do -xDD you >w< mightiwy howd ^-^ up) to :3 a contaminated ^-^ stawe, xDD such :3 a one >_< as -:3 Hewo. -OwO John. >_> What xDD pwoof UwU shaww UwU I >_< make of ^-^ that? ->_> Bowa. Proof enough to ^w^ misuse x3 the >_< Pwince, to ^-^ vex Claudio, to undo -Hero, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww :33 Weonyato. Wook xDD you fow xDD any othew UwU issue? -OwO John. Onwy to ;;w;; despite them UwU I xDD wiww endeavouw x3 anything. ->_> Bowa. Go :33 then; find ;;w;; me :3 a :3 meet >_> houw to dwaw ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Count -OwO Cwaudio ^.^ awonye; tell them :3 that xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 that ^.^ Hewo loves OwO me; intend -:3 a uWu kind of ^.^ zeaw both to x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, :3 as--in wuv of -x3 youw brother's honyouw, who hath UwU made ÚwÚ this ;;w;; match, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ fwiend's -weputation, who >_> is OwO thus ^.^ wike to be OwO cozen'd with x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance of -:3 a maid--that xDD you uWu have discuvw'd OwO thus. ^-^ They xDD wiww uWu scawcewy ^-^ bewieve -ÚwÚ this ^-^ without trial. Offer them ^w^ instances; which UwU shaww UwU beaw nyo -less likelihood than to >_> see ;;w;; me uWu at her x3 chambew >_< window, hear ;;w;; me -caww Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term ;;w;; me ^w^ Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them -to >_> see ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD vewy >w< nyight >w< befowe x3 the :3 intended ÚwÚ wedding (fow uWu in -x3 the UwU meantime UwU I xDD wiww UwU so fashion x3 the ;;w;; mattew :3 that ^.^ Hewo UwU shaww be -^w^ absent) ÚwÚ and there UwU shaww appeaw xDD such ÚwÚ seeming uWu twuth of Hero's -ÚwÚ diswoyawty :3 that ^.^ jeawousy UwU shaww be ^w^ caww'd assurance ÚwÚ and aww x3 the -uWu pwepawation ^-^ uvwthwown. -OwO John. OwO Gwow ÚwÚ this to >_> what advewse x3 issue >w< it ^-^ can, UwU I xDD wiww put >w< it uWu in -^.^ pwactice. ^w^ Be x3 cunnying uWu in x3 the >w< wowking uWu this, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ fee >_> is :3 a -thousand xDD ducats. ->_> Bowa. ^w^ Be xDD you ^w^ constant uWu in x3 the uWu accusation, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 cunnying UwU shaww nyot -^-^ shame x3 me. -OwO John. UwU I xDD wiww presently OwO go :3 weawn uWu theiw day of marriage. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -Weonyato's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew Benyedick >_< awonye. - -Bene. Boy! - -[Entew OwO Boy.] - -UwU Boy. Signyiow? -Bene. ^w^ In x3 my x3 chambew window wies :3 a uWu book. Bring >w< it ÚwÚ hithew to ;;w;; me uWu in -x3 the ^-^ owchawd. -UwU Boy. UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe already, sir. -Bene. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu thee >w< hence ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ;;w;; again. -xDD (Exit UwU Boy.) UwU I UwU do much wonder :3 that one ^w^ man, ^-^ seeing >w< how much -anyothew x3 man >_> is :3 a >w< foow when ^.^ he ÚwÚ dedicates :33 his behaviours to xDD wuv, -:33 wiww, ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ he hath >_< waugh'd uWu at xDD such shallow follies uWu in ^w^ othews, -:33 become x3 the :33 awgument of :33 his UwU own ^w^ scown ^.^ by falling uWu in love; ÚwÚ and xDD such -:3 a x3 man >_> is ^-^ Cwaudio. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown when there UwU was nyo uWu music with ^.^ him ->_> but x3 the drum ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 fife; ÚwÚ and nyow xDD had ^.^ he rather hear x3 the tabow -ÚwÚ and x3 the pipe. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown when ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have wawk'd ;;w;; ten miwe -afoot to >_> see :3 a ÚwÚ good awmouw; ÚwÚ and nyow xDD wiww ^.^ he >_< wie ;;w;; ten :33 nyights awake ->w< cawving x3 the fashion of :3 a x3 nyew doublet. >w< He UwU was UwU wont to speak uWu pwain -ÚwÚ and to x3 the xDD puwpose, ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU sowdiew; ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is -^.^ he >_> tuwn'd UwU owthogwaphy; :33 his wowds OwO awe :3 a xDD vewy OwO fantasticaw banquet-- ->w< just UwU so UwU many ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ dishes. ^-^ May UwU I be UwU so ^.^ convewted ÚwÚ and >_> see with -these uWu eyes? UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; UwU I think not. UwU I xDD wiww nyot be sworn >_> but -wuv OwO may UwU twansfowm ;;w;; me to >w< an UwU oystew; >_> but I'll OwO take x3 my ^-^ oath on :33 it, ->w< tiww ^.^ he uWu have UwU made >w< an oystew of ;;w;; me ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_< make ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a -xDD foow. x3 Onye OwO woman >_> is faiw, yet UwU I ^w^ am well; anyothew >_> is >_< wise, yet UwU I ^w^ am -well; anyothew virtuous, yet UwU I ^w^ am well; >_> but >w< tiww aww uWu gwaces be uWu in -one ^w^ woman, one OwO woman UwU shaww nyot come uWu in x3 my grace. Wich ^.^ she UwU shaww -be, ^w^ that's ^-^ cewtain; >_< wise, ow I'll x3 nyonye; virtuous, ow I'll >_< nyevew -^w^ cheapen >w< hew; faiw, ow I'll >_< nyevew wook on >w< hew; OwO miwd, ow come nyot -nyeaw OwO me; noble, ow nyot UwU I fow >w< an >_> angew; of ÚwÚ good discouwse, >w< an -:3 excewwent :33 musician, ÚwÚ and her >_< haiw UwU shaww be of >_> what colour >w< it -uWu pwease >_< God. >w< Ha, x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Monsieuw :33 Wuv! UwU I xDD wiww hide ;;w;; me uWu in -x3 the arbour. >_< [Hides.] - -Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Leonato, ^-^ Cwaudio. -Music x3 [within]. - -Pedwo. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we hear ÚwÚ this music? ->_< Cwaud. Yea, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. How still x3 the x3 evenying ;;w;; is, -;;w;; As UwU hush'd on OwO puwpose to xDD gwace hawmony! -Pedwo. xDD See xDD you :3 whewe Benyedick hath >_< hid :33 himsewf? ->_< Cwaud. >_< O, xDD vewy weww, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu The uWu music ended, -^-^ We'ww ;;w;; fit x3 the ^-^ kid-fox with :3 a pennywowth. - -Entew :3 Bawthasaw with :3 Music. - -Pedwo. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, we'll hear :3 that ÚwÚ song ;;w;; again. -Balth. >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ tax nyot UwU so :33 bad :3 a uWu voice -;;w;; To ^-^ swandew uWu music xDD any ^.^ mowe than OwO once. -Pedwo. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_> witnyess still of ÚwÚ excewwency -;;w;; To put :3 a ;;w;; stwange OwO face on :33 his UwU own perfection. -UwU I pray uWu thee ^w^ sing, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ woo nyo more. -Balth. >_< Because xDD you tawk of ^.^ wooing, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ sing, -Since UwU many :3 a wooew xDD doth ^.^ commence :33 his >_> suit -;;w;; To her ^.^ he ^w^ thinks nyot wowthy, yet ^.^ he xDD wooes, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww ^.^ he >_< sweaw ^.^ he :3 wuvs. -Pedwo. Nyay, pray uWu thee >_< come; -:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou wiwt howd longer :33 awgument, -Do >w< it uWu in >w< nyotes. -Balth. xDD Nyote ÚwÚ this >w< befowe x3 my uWu nyotes: ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^-^ nyote of >_< minye ^w^ that's ^.^ wowth x3 the noting. -Pedwo. Why, these OwO awe xDD vewy ^-^ cwotchets :3 that ^.^ he speaks! -xDD Nyote nyotes, xDD fowsooth, ÚwÚ and nothing! [Music.] -Bene. >w< [aside] Now divine air! Now >_> is :33 his :3 souw ^.^ wavish'd! Is >w< it nyot -;;w;; stwange :3 that sheep's :33 guts >_> shouwd UwU hawe >w< souws x3 out of men's :3 bodies? -xDD Weww, :3 a >_> hown fow x3 my monyey, when aww's ^-^ donye. ->_< [Bawthasaw >_< sings.] -uWu The ^w^ Song. - -Sigh nyo >_> mowe, x3 wadies, x3 sigh nyo uWu mowe! -OwO Men :3 wewe x3 deceivews ever, -x3 Onye :33 foot uWu in :33 sea, ÚwÚ and one on shore; -;;w;; To one ^.^ thing ^w^ constant ^-^ nyevew. -UwU Then x3 sigh nyot >_> so, -OwO But wet them x3 go, -xDD And be xDD you blithe ÚwÚ and bonny, ->w< Convewting aww x3 youw sounds of woe -^.^ Into ;;w;; Hey nyonny, OwO nyonny. - -:33 Sing nyo ^.^ mowe x3 ditties, ^.^ sing nyo :3 moe, -Of uWu dumps UwU so dull ÚwÚ and xDD heavy! -uWu The OwO fwaud of ;;w;; men UwU was OwO evew >_> so, -Since ^-^ summew xDD fiwst UwU was leavy. -UwU Then x3 sigh nyot >_> so, &c. - -Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my troth, :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 song. -Balth. xDD And >w< an :33 iww singer, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. >w< Ha, no, no, >_< faith! ^.^ Thou OwO sing'st weww enough fow :3 a >_> shift. -Bene. >w< [aside] ^-^ An ^.^ he xDD had :33 been :3 a dog :3 that >_> shouwd uWu have uWu howw'd thus, -;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 hang'd him; ÚwÚ and UwU I pray ^w^ God :33 his :33 bad uWu voice :3 bode nyo ->w< mischief. UwU I xDD had >_< as ^w^ wive uWu have heard x3 the >w< nyight >w< waven, come >_> what -pwague couwd uWu have come ÚwÚ aftew :3 it. -Pedwo. Yea, marry. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, Bawthasaw? UwU I pray uWu thee get >_> us -x3 some :3 excewwent >_> music; fow to-mowwow >w< nyight ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it uWu at x3 the -xDD Wady Hero's x3 chambew :3 window. -Balth. uWu The best UwU I ^-^ can, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. Do :3 so. uWu Faweweww. -uWu Exit :3 Bawthasaw ^w^ [with >w< Musicians]. -:3 Come hithew, :33 Weonyato. >_> What UwU was >w< it xDD you told ;;w;; me of >w< to-day? :3 that -x3 youw uWu nyiece ^.^ Beatwice UwU was uWu in wuv with :33 Signyiow Benedick? ->_< Cwaud. >_< O, ay!-[Aside to Pedwo] >_< Stawk ;;w;; on, x3 stawk xDD on; x3 the fowl >w< sits. -OwO --I uWu did >_< nyevew think :3 that uWu wady ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD wuvd xDD any man. -Leon. :3 Nyo, nor UwU I UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU most ;;w;; wondewfuw :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd UwU so >_> dote -on :33 Signyiow Benedick, ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she hath uWu in aww :33 outwawd behaviours -^w^ seem'd OwO evew to uWu abhow. -Bene. >w< [aside] ^-^ Is't possible? x3 Sits x3 the wind uWu in :3 that >_< cownyew? -Leon. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what to think of :33 it, >_> but -:3 that ^.^ she loves ^.^ him with >w< an enwaged OwO affection. ^.^ It >_> is x3 past x3 the -:3 infinyite of thought. -Pedwo. ^-^ May be ^.^ she xDD doth >_> but xDD countewfeit. ->_< Cwaud. Faith, ^.^ wike enyough. -Leon. x3 O :33 God, counterfeit? >_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyevew OwO countewfeit of passion -^-^ came UwU so nyeaw x3 the >w< wife of passion >_< as ^.^ she discovers :3 it. -Pedwo. Why, >_> what UwU effects of passion >_< shows >_< she? ->_< Cwaud. >w< [aside] :3 Bait x3 the ÚwÚ hook OwO weww! This :33 fish xDD wiww UwU bite. -Leon. >_> What ^-^ effects, x3 my xDD wowd? :33 She xDD wiww sit ^.^ you--you heard x3 my -daughter tell xDD you ^.^ how. ->_< Cwaud. :33 She uWu did indeed. -Pedwo. How, how, UwU I pray you? >_> You amaze x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought her -^w^ spiwit xDD had :33 been invincibwe OwO against aww xDD assauwts of OwO affection. -Leon. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have sworn >w< it :33 had, x3 my wowd--especiawwy OwO against -Benedick. -Bene. >w< [aside] UwU I >_> shouwd think ÚwÚ this :3 a guww >_> but :3 that x3 the white-bearded -fewwow xDD speaks :3 it. Knavery cannot, x3 suwe, hide >_< himsewf uWu in xDD such -^w^ wevewence. ->_< Cwaud. >w< [aside] >w< He hath >_> ta'en x3 th' ^w^ infection. :33 Howd >w< it :33 up. -Pedwo. >_< Hath ^.^ she UwU made her :3 affection ÚwÚ knyown to Benedick? -Leon. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweaws ^.^ she >_< nyevew :33 wiww. >w< That's her ^.^ towment. ->_< Cwaud. 'Tis true indeed. ^w^ So x3 youw daughter says. ÚwÚ 'Shaww x3 I,' ;;w;; says -uWu she, x3 'that uWu have UwU so ;;w;; oft encount'wed ^.^ him with ^.^ scown, >w< wwite to ^.^ him -:3 that UwU I wuv >_> him?'" -Leon. This ;;w;; says ^.^ she nyow when ^.^ she >_> is beginning to >w< wwite to him; fow -^.^ she'ww be x3 up ÚwÚ twenty times :3 a night, ÚwÚ and there xDD wiww ^.^ she sit uWu in her -^-^ smock >w< tiww ^.^ she uWu have ^-^ wwit :3 a >w< sheet of ^.^ papew. OwO My daughter uWu tewws >_> us -all. ->_< Cwaud. Now xDD you tawk of :3 a >w< sheet of paper, UwU I remember :3 a OwO pwetty xDD jest -x3 youw daughter told >_> us uWu of. -Leon. >_< O, when ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ wwit :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU was weading >w< it UwU uvw, ^.^ she >_> found -'Benyedick' ÚwÚ and 'Beatwice' ^-^ between x3 the :33 sheet? ->_< Cwaud. >_< That. -Leon. >_< O, ^.^ she >w< towe x3 the >_> wettew x3 into :3 a thousand ^-^ hawfpence, UwU waiw'd uWu at -herself :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd be UwU so xDD immodest to >w< wwite to one :3 that ^.^ she -UwU knyew ^.^ wouwd fwout her. ÚwÚ 'I UwU measuwe >_> him,' ;;w;; says uWu she, :33 'by x3 my UwU own -uWu spiwit; fow UwU I >_> shouwd fwout ^.^ him >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ wwit to x3 me. Yea, ^w^ though UwU I -wuv :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; shouwd.' ->_< Cwaud. UwU Then down ;;w;; upon her knees ^.^ she >_< fawws, uWu weeps, UwU sobs, ÚwÚ beats her -uWu heawt, tears her hair, prays, curses--'O x3 sweet >_< Benyedick! ^w^ God UwU give -;;w;; me >_> patience!' -Leon. :33 She xDD doth :33 indeed; x3 my daughter ;;w;; says :3 so. xDD And x3 the >w< ecstasy hath UwU so -much ^w^ uvwbownye her :3 that x3 my daughter >_> is ÚwÚ sometime >_< afeawd ^.^ she xDD wiww -UwU do :3 a despewate outrage to hewsewf. ^.^ It >_> is xDD vewy true. -Pedwo. ^.^ It :3 wewe ÚwÚ good :3 that Benyedick UwU knyew of >w< it ^.^ by x3 some ÚwÚ othew, >_> if ^.^ she -xDD wiww nyot OwO discuvw :3 it. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To >_> what >w< end? >w< He ^.^ wouwd >_< make >_> but :3 a spowt of >w< it ÚwÚ and x3 towment x3 the -poor uWu wady x3 wowse. -Pedwo. ^-^ An ^.^ he should, >w< it :3 wewe >w< an :3 awms to ^w^ hang x3 him! >_> She's >w< an -:3 excewwent x3 sweet UwU wady, ÚwÚ and (out of aww suspicion) ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ viwtuous. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And ^.^ she >_> is :33 exceeding uWu wise. -Pedwo. ^w^ In evewything >_> but uWu in >w< woving Benedick. -Leon. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ wisdom ÚwÚ and :3 bwood combating uWu in UwU so xDD tendew :3 a ;;w;; body, -^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; ten proofs to one :3 that :3 bwood hath x3 the ^.^ victowy. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy -fow hew, >_< as UwU I uWu have >w< just >_< cause, ^.^ being her :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and her :33 guawdian. -Pedwo. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she xDD had uWu bestowed ÚwÚ this ^.^ dotage on x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have -OwO daff'd aww othew UwU wespects ÚwÚ and UwU made her half :3 mysewf. UwU I pray xDD you -tell Benyedick of >w< it ÚwÚ and hear >_> what xDD 'a xDD wiww :3 say. -Leon. ^.^ Wewe >w< it UwU good, think you? ->_< Cwaud. ^.^ Hewo ^w^ thinks x3 suwewy ^.^ she xDD wiww :3 die; fow ^.^ she ;;w;; says ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ die ->_> if ^.^ he wuv her >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ die ere ^.^ she >_< make her wuv ^-^ knyown, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> die, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ woo hew, rather than ^.^ she xDD wiww uWu bate one -UwU bweath of her accustomed ;;w;; cwossnyess. -Pedwo. :33 She xDD doth well. ;;w;; If ^.^ she >_> shouwd >_< make xDD tendew of her xDD wuv, UwU 'tis -xDD vewy OwO possibwe he'ww ^w^ scown uWu it; fow x3 the x3 man >_< (as xDD you ^.^ knyow aww) hath -:3 a OwO contemptibwe >w< spiwit. ->_< Cwaud. >w< He >_> is :3 a xDD vewy OwO pwopew man. -Pedwo. >w< He hath ÚwÚ indeed :3 a ÚwÚ good :33 outwawd ÚwÚ happinyess. ->_< Cwaud. ^.^ Befowe uWu God! ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my UwU mind, xDD vewy uWu wise. -Pedwo. >w< He xDD doth ÚwÚ indeed x3 show x3 some OwO spawks :3 that OwO awe ^.^ wike >_< wit. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And UwU I OwO take ^.^ him to be ^w^ vawiant. -Pedwo. ;;w;; As Hectow, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ^.^ manyaging of quarrels xDD you -OwO may >_> say ^.^ he >_> is >_< wise, fow xDD eithew ^.^ he x3 avoids them with great -discretion, ow undewtakes them with :3 a UwU most ^.^ Chwistianwike ;;w;; feaw. -Leon. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do feaw :33 God, xDD 'a ^w^ must x3 nyecessawiwy >_< keep peace. ;;w;; If ^.^ he -bweak x3 the ÚwÚ peace, ^.^ he ought to enter x3 into :3 a ^-^ quawwew with feaw ÚwÚ and -twembwing. -Pedwo. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ he do; fow x3 the x3 man xDD doth feaw :33 God, howsoever >w< it -;;w;; seems nyot uWu in ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 some large jests ^.^ he xDD wiww >_> make. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am -sowwy fow x3 youw niece. Shall ^.^ we OwO go >_> seek Benyedick ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him of -her love? ->_< Cwaud. xDD Nyevew tell :3 him, x3 my OwO wowd. Let her ^-^ weaw >w< it x3 out with ÚwÚ good -:3 counsew. -Leon. Nyay, ^w^ that's impossibwe; ^.^ she OwO may ^-^ weaw her >_< heawt x3 out fiwst. -Pedwo. xDD Weww, ^.^ we xDD wiww hear further of >w< it ^.^ by x3 youw >w< daughtew. Let >w< it -:3 coow x3 the >_> whiwe. UwU I wuv Benyedick weww, ÚwÚ and UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -modestwy >_> examinye >_< himsewf to >_> see >w< how much ^.^ he >_> is >_< unwowthy UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a ->_> wady. -Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you xDD .wawk? >_< Dinnyew >_> is weady. -^w^ [They UwU wawk UwU away.] ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> dote on her ;;w;; upon uWu this, UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 twust x3 my -;;w;; expectation. -Pedwo. Let there be x3 the same ^w^ nyet ;;w;; spwead fow hew, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^w^ must x3 youw -daughter ÚwÚ and her gentlewomen :33 cawwy. uWu The spowt xDD wiww be, when ;;w;; they -howd one >w< an opinyion of another's dotage, ÚwÚ and nyo xDD such :3 mattew. ->w< That's x3 the scene :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd see, which xDD wiww be mewewy :3 a UwU dumb -show. Let >_> us >_> send her to caww ^.^ him uWu in to uWu dinnyew. -Exeunt :3 [Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, ÚwÚ and uWu Weonyato]. - -OwO [Benyedick ^w^ advances from x3 the ÚwÚ awbouw.] - -Bene. This ^.^ can be nyo ^.^ twick. uWu The conference UwU was sadwy bownye; ;;w;; they -uWu have x3 the uWu twuth of ÚwÚ this from :33 Hewo; ;;w;; they xDD seem to pity x3 the >_> wady. -^.^ It ;;w;; seems her affections uWu have uWu theiw full ;;w;; bent. Wuv me? Why, >w< it -^w^ must be UwU wequited. UwU I hear >w< how UwU I ^w^ am UwU censuw'd. ^-^ They >_> say UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw -mysewf x3 pwoudwy >_> if UwU I >_> pewceive x3 the wuv come from her. ^-^ They >_> say ^w^ too -:3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww rather ^-^ die than UwU give xDD any xDD sign of OwO affection. UwU I uWu did ->_< nyevew think to marry. UwU I ^w^ must nyot xDD seem :3 pwoud. Happy OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that -hear uWu theiw detractions ÚwÚ and ^.^ can put them to >_> mending. ^-^ They >_> say x3 the -uWu wady >_> is >_< faiw--'tis :3 a truth, UwU I ^.^ can UwU beaw them ^w^ witnyess; ÚwÚ and virtuous -^-^ --'tis >_> so, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wepwuv uWu it; ÚwÚ and >_< wise, >_> but fow >w< woving >w< me--by -x3 my troth, >w< it >_> is nyo >w< addition to her ^w^ wit, nor nyo great :33 awgument of -her >_> fowwy, fow UwU I xDD wiww be >w< howwibwy uWu in wuv with her. UwU I OwO may chance -uWu have x3 some >w< odd ^.^ quiwks ÚwÚ and ^-^ wemnyants of wit xDD bwoken on ;;w;; me uWu because UwU I -uWu have uWu waiwed UwU so ^-^ wong OwO against marriage. OwO But xDD doth nyot x3 the xDD appetite ->_> awtews? ^-^ A x3 man loves x3 the :3 meat uWu in :33 his :33 youth :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe -uWu in :33 his age. Shall uWu quips ÚwÚ and UwU sentences ÚwÚ and these paper x3 buwwets of -x3 the :3 bwain OwO awe :3 a x3 man from x3 the caweew of :33 his humouw? :3 Nyo, x3 the wowwd -^w^ must be peopwed. x3 When UwU I uWu said UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^-^ die :3 a ^.^ bachewow, UwU I uWu did nyot -think UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ wive >w< tiww UwU I :3 wewe mawwied. - -Entew >_> Beatwice. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes >_> Beatwice. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ day, ^w^ she's :3 a >w< faiw :33 wady! UwU I UwU do ^w^ spy -x3 some >w< mawks of wuv uWu in her. -Beat. ^w^ Against x3 my xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ am sent to bid >_> You come uWu in to uWu dinnyew. -Bene. Faiw xDD Beatwice, UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw OwO pains. -Beat. UwU I >_> took nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ pains fow UwU those thanks than xDD you OwO take ^w^ pains to ->_> thank x3 me. ;;w;; If >w< it xDD had :33 been painfuw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 come. -Bene. >_> You OwO take :3 pweasuwe xDD then uWu in x3 the :3 message? -Beat. Yea, >w< just UwU so much >_< as xDD you OwO may OwO take ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> knyives UwU point, ÚwÚ and ->_< choke :3 a xDD daw uWu withaw. >_> You uWu have nyo ^w^ stomach, ;;w;; signyiow. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -ÚwÚ Exit. -Bene. uWu Ha! 'Against x3 my xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ am sent to bid xDD you come uWu in to :33 dinnyew.' ->_> Thewe's :3 a :3 doubwe meaning uWu in x3 that. ÚwÚ 'I >_> took nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ pains fow UwU those -thanks than xDD you >_> took ^w^ pains to >_> thank xDD me.' >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to -say, x3 'Any ^w^ pains :3 that UwU I OwO take fow xDD you >_> is >_< as ^w^ easy >_< as >_> thanks.' ;;w;; If UwU I -UwU do nyot OwO take pity of hew, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a villain; >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot wuv hew, UwU I -^w^ am :3 a ^w^ Jew. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go get her x3 pictuwe. 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Scene ^.^ I. -Weonyato's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew ^.^ Hewo ÚwÚ and >w< two OwO Gentwewomen, Margaret ÚwÚ and Ursula. - -:3 Hewo. ^-^ Good Margaret, >w< wun uWu thee to x3 the ;;w;; pawwouw. ->_> Thewe shalt xDD thou find x3 my xDD cousin ^.^ Beatwice -ÚwÚ Pwoposing with x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. -ÚwÚ Whispew her ear ÚwÚ and tell hew, UwU I ÚwÚ and Ursley ->_< Wawk uWu in x3 the >_> owchawd, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw whole uWu discouwse -Is aww of her. x3 Say :3 that xDD thou uvwheawd'st us; -xDD And bid her ^.^ steaw x3 into x3 the UwU pweached ÚwÚ bowew, -Whewe ^w^ honyeysuckwes, >w< wipenyed ^.^ by x3 the sun, -x3 Fowbid x3 the sun to enter--like xDD favouwites, -Made OwO pwoud ^.^ by >_< pwinces, :3 that advance uWu theiw >_< pwide -^w^ Against :3 that powew :3 that bwed :3 it. >_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ she hide her -;;w;; To xDD wisten UwU ouw propose. This >_> is >w< thy ^w^ office. -ÚwÚ Beaw uWu thee weww uWu in >w< it ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us >_< awonye. -:3 Mawg. I'll >_< make her come, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, presently. ^-^ [Exit.] -:3 Hewo. >_> Nyow, Uwsuwa, when ^.^ Beatwice xDD doth come, -;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do trace ÚwÚ this ^-^ awwey x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, -Our tawk ^w^ must >w< onwy be of Benedick. -x3 When UwU I UwU do xDD nyame :3 him, wet >w< it be >w< thy ÚwÚ pawt -;;w;; To praise ^.^ him ^.^ mowe than OwO evew x3 man uWu did x3 mewit. -OwO My tawk to uWu thee ^w^ must be >w< how Benyedick -Is >w< sick uWu in wuv with >_> Beatwice. Of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew -Is xDD wittwe uWu Cupid's ^-^ cwafty arrow made, -:33 That >w< onwy wounds ^.^ by :33 heawsay. - -[Entew ^-^ Beatwice.] - -Now begin; -For wook :3 whewe ^.^ Beatwice ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ wapwing wuns -:33 Cwose ^.^ by x3 the ground, to hear UwU ouw conference. - -[Beatrice OwO hides uWu in x3 the awbouw]. - -Urs. uWu The pleasant'st UwU angwing >_> is to >_> see x3 the :33 fish -Cut with her golden oars x3 the :33 siwvew stweam -xDD And ^w^ gweediwy devour x3 the treacherous ;;w;; bait. -^w^ So :3 angwe ^.^ we fow xDD Beatwice, who even nyow -Is couched uWu in x3 the :33 woodbinye uWu cuvwtuwe. -Fear xDD you nyot x3 my ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the ^-^ diawogue. -:3 Hewo. UwU Then OwO go ^.^ we nyeaw hew, :3 that her ear wose >_< nyothing -Of x3 the UwU fawse x3 sweet x3 bait :3 that ^.^ we uWu way fow :3 it. -^w^ [They appwoach x3 the ÚwÚ awbouw.] -:3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, Uwsuwa, ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ disdainfuw. -UwU I ^.^ knyow her ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe >_< as ^-^ coy ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd -;;w;; As UwU haggawds of x3 the ^-^ wock. -Urs. OwO But OwO awe xDD you >_< suwe -:33 That Benyedick loves ^.^ Beatwice UwU so >_> entiwewy? -:3 Hewo. ^w^ So ;;w;; says x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and x3 my nyew-twothed OwO wowd. -Urs. xDD And uWu did ;;w;; they bid xDD you tell her of :33 it, :33 madam? -:3 Hewo. ^-^ They uWu did entweat ;;w;; me to >w< acquaint her of uWu it; -OwO But UwU I >w< pewsuaded ÚwÚ them, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wov'd Benedick, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him wrestle with :3 affection -xDD And >_< nyevew to wet ^.^ Beatwice ^.^ knyow of :3 it. -Urs. Why uWu did xDD you so? ^-^ Doth nyot x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman -Deserve >_< as >_> fuww, >_< as ;;w;; fowtunyate :3 a x3 bed -;;w;; As OwO evew ^.^ Beatwice UwU shaww UwU couch >_> upon? -:3 Hewo. x3 O god of love! UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he xDD doth OwO desewve -;;w;; As much >_< as OwO may be yiewded to :3 a ^w^ man: -OwO But ÚwÚ Nyatuwe >_< nyevew >w< fwam'd :3 a xDD woman's >_< heawt -Of >_> pwoudew ^w^ stuff than :3 that of >_> Beatwice. -:3 Disdain ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown uWu wide :33 spawkwing uWu in her ^w^ eyes, -xDD Mispwizing >_> what ;;w;; they wook xDD on; ÚwÚ and her wit -Vawues itsewf UwU so ;;w;; highwy :3 that to her -All ;;w;; mattew >_> ewse ;;w;; seems ^.^ weak. :33 She ;;w;; cannyot xDD wuv, -x3 Nyow OwO take nyo xDD shape nor UwU pwoject of :33 affection, -:33 She >_> is UwU so ^w^ sewf-endeawed. -Urs. Sure UwU I think so; -xDD And >_< thewefowe :3 cewtainwy >w< it :3 wewe nyot ÚwÚ good -:33 She UwU knyew :33 his xDD wuv, xDD west ^.^ she'ww >_< make spowt uWu at :3 it. -:3 Hewo. Why, xDD you speak truth. UwU I >_< nyevew yet saw ^w^ man, -How >_< wise, >w< how noble, >_> young, >w< how ÚwÚ wawewy ^w^ featuw'd, -OwO But ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd speww ^.^ him backwawd. ;;w;; If fair-fac'd, -:33 She ^.^ wouwd >_< sweaw x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> shouwd be her x3 sistew; -;;w;; If black, >w< why, OwO Nyatuwe, :3 dwawing of >w< an ;;w;; antic, -Made :3 a fouw bwot; >_> if uWu taww, :3 a lance ill-headed; -;;w;; If low, >w< an OwO agate xDD vewy uWu viwewy cut; -;;w;; If ^-^ speaking, >w< why, :3 a vanye >_> bwown with aww winds; -;;w;; If siwent, >w< why, :3 a >_< bwock ^-^ muvd with none. -^w^ So tuwns ^.^ she every x3 man x3 the wrong x3 side x3 out -xDD And >_< nyevew ;;w;; gives to uWu twuth ÚwÚ and viwtue :3 that ->_< Which simpwenyess ÚwÚ and merit ^w^ puwchaseth. -Urs. Sure, x3 suwe, xDD such >_< cawping >_> is nyot commendabwe. -:3 Hewo. :3 Nyo, nyot to be UwU so :3 odd, ÚwÚ and from aww :33 fashions, -;;w;; As ^.^ Beatwice ;;w;; is, ;;w;; cannyot be commendabwe. -OwO But who dawe tell her so? ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd :3 speak, -:33 She ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ mock ;;w;; me x3 into air; >_< O, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd laugh ;;w;; me -UwU Out of myself, x3 pwess ;;w;; me to :33 death with wit! -Therefore wet Benedick, ^.^ wike cover'd ^w^ fiwe, -Consume OwO away uWu in xDD sighs, uWu waste inwardly. -^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a xDD bettew :33 death than ^-^ die with OwO mocks, ->_< Which >_> is >_< as :33 bad >_< as ^-^ die with :33 tickwing. -Urs. ÚwÚ Yet tell her of :3 it. >w< Heaw >_> what ^.^ she xDD wiww :3 say. -:3 Hewo. No; rather UwU I xDD wiww OwO go to Benyedick -xDD And counsel ^.^ him to >w< fight OwO against :33 his ^w^ passion. -xDD And OwO twuwy, I'll >w< devise x3 some xDD honyest UwU swandews -;;w;; To stain x3 my xDD cousin with. x3 Onye xDD doth nyot ^.^ knyow -How much >w< an :33 iww ;;w;; wowd OwO may UwU empoison x3 wiking. -Urs. >_< O, UwU do nyot UwU do x3 youw xDD cousin xDD such :3 a UwU wwong! -:33 She ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so much ^-^ without true ^w^ judgment -OwO (Having UwU so UwU swift ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent :3 a wit -;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is x3 pwiz'd to ^w^ have) >_< as to refuse -^w^ So OwO wawe :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman >_< as :33 Signyiow Benedick. -:3 Hewo. >w< He >_> is x3 the >w< onwy x3 man of Italy, -Always :33 excepted x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ Cwaudio. -Urs. UwU I pray xDD you be nyot angry with uWu me, UwU madam, ->_> Speaking x3 my fancy: :33 Signyiow Benedick, -For UwU shape, fow beawing, :33 awgument, ÚwÚ and uWu vawouw, -x3 Goes ÚwÚ fowemost uWu in wepowt ^w^ thwough Italy. -:3 Hewo. :33 Indeed ^.^ he hath >w< an :3 excewwent ÚwÚ good nyame. -Urs. ÚwÚ His excewwence uWu did eawn >w< it ere ^.^ he xDD had :3 it. -x3 When OwO awe xDD you >w< mawwied, :33 madam? -:3 Hewo. Why, every day ^.^ to-mowwow! ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ in. -I'll x3 show uWu thee x3 some UwU attiwes, ÚwÚ and uWu have >w< thy counsel ->_< Which >_> is x3 the best to furnish ;;w;; me ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -^w^ [They UwU wawk UwU away.] -Urs. >_> She's xDD wim'd, UwU I :33 wawwant you! We uWu have caught hew, UwU madam. -:3 Hewo. ;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv >_> so, xDD then >w< woving xDD goes ^.^ by haps; -;;w;; Some x3 Cupid :33 kiwws with awwows, x3 some with >w< twaps. -Exeunt [Hero ÚwÚ and >_> Uwsuwa]. - -[Beatrice ^w^ advances from x3 the ÚwÚ awbouw.] - -Beat. >_> What fire >_> is uWu in >_< minye ears? UwU Can ÚwÚ this be twue? -;;w;; Stand UwU I condemn'd fow >_< pwide ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown UwU so much? -^w^ Contempt, farewell! ÚwÚ and >_< maiden pride, ^w^ adieu! -No :3 gwowy ;;w;; wives x3 behind x3 the back of xDD such. -^.^ And, Benedick, wuv xDD on; UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite ÚwÚ thee, -uWu Taming x3 my >w< wiwd >_< heawt to >w< thy >w< woving >w< hand. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost xDD wuv, x3 my OwO kindnyess UwU shaww incite uWu thee -;;w;; To bind UwU ouw loves x3 up uWu in :3 a >w< howy >_> band; -For ;;w;; othews >_> say xDD thou dost >w< desewve, ÚwÚ and UwU I -:3 Bewieve >w< it xDD bettew than wepowtingwy. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A >_> woom uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, Claudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and :33 Weonyato. - -Pedwo. UwU I UwU do >_> but xDD stay >w< tiww x3 youw ^.^ mawwiage be uWu consummate, ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO go -UwU I toward Arragon. ->_< Cwaud. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you thithew, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if you'ww x3 vouchsafe x3 me. -Pedwo. Nyay, :3 that ^.^ wouwd be >_< as great :3 a UwU soiw uWu in x3 the x3 nyew gloss of x3 youw -^.^ mawwiage >_< as to x3 show :3 a chiwd :33 his x3 nyew >_> coat ÚwÚ and UwU fowbid ^.^ him to ^-^ weaw -:3 it. UwU I xDD wiww >w< onwy be bold with Benyedick fow :33 his company; for, from -x3 the >_< cwown of :33 his >_> head to x3 the sole of :33 his xDD foot, ^.^ he >_> is aww mirth. ->w< He hath twice ow thrice :3 cut uWu Cupid's uWu bowstwing, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wittwe -;;w;; hangman dawe nyot >w< shoot uWu at ^.^ him. >w< He hath :3 a >_< heawt >_< as >_> sound >_< as :3 a -uWu beww; ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> tongue >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ cwappew, fow >_> what :33 his >_< heawt thinks, -:33 his >_> tongue speaks. -Bene. OwO Gawwants, UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_< as UwU I uWu have been. -Leon. ^w^ So >_> say ^.^ I. Methinks xDD you OwO awe >_> saddew. ->_< Cwaud. UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he be uWu in love. -Pedwo. Hang :3 him, ^.^ twuant! >_> Thewe's nyo true >_< dwop of :3 bwood uWu in ^.^ him to be -:33 twuwy touch'd with love. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be :3 sad, ^.^ he wants money. -Bene. UwU I uWu have x3 the x3 toothache. -Pedwo. Draw :3 it. -Bene. Hang :3 it! ->_< Cwaud. >_> You ^w^ must ^w^ hang >w< it xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and dwaw >w< it uWu aftewwawds. -Pedwo. What? x3 sigh fow x3 the x3 toothache? -Leon. Whewe >_> is >_> but :3 a humouw ow :3 a ÚwÚ wowm. -Bene. xDD Weww, every one ^.^ can >_< mastew :3 a grief >_> but ^.^ he :3 that >_> has :3 it. ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Yet >_> say UwU I ^.^ he >_> is uWu in love. -Pedwo. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD appeawance of ^w^ fancy uWu in :3 him, ^w^ unwess >w< it be :3 a ^w^ fancy -:3 that ^.^ he hath to ;;w;; stwange ^.^ disguises; >_< as to be :3 a >w< Dutchman uWu to-day, :3 a -OwO Fwenchman to-morrow; ow uWu in x3 the xDD shape of >w< two countwies uWu at ^w^ once, >_< as -:3 a >_< Gewman from x3 the x3 waist downward, aww >_< swops, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 Spanyiawd from -x3 the hip upward, nyo doublet. OwO Unwess ^.^ he uWu have :3 a ^w^ fancy to ÚwÚ this -foowewy, >_< as >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ he :33 hath, ^.^ he >_> is nyo >w< foow fow >_> fancy, >_< as xDD you -^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it appeaw ^.^ he >w< is. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyot uWu in wuv with x3 some ^w^ woman, there >_> is nyo believing -;;w;; owd signs. >_> 'A brushes :33 his ^w^ hat ^.^ o' x3 mownyings. >_> What >_> shouwd :3 that :33 bode? -Pedwo. >_< Hath xDD any x3 man :3 seen ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^-^ bawbew's? ->_< Cwaud. :3 Nyo, >_> but x3 the bawbew's x3 man hath :33 been :3 seen with :3 him, ÚwÚ and x3 the -;;w;; owd ^w^ ownyament of :33 his >_< cheek hath xDD awweady UwU stuff'd tennyis OwO bawws. -Leon. :33 Indeed ^.^ he :33 wooks :3 youngew than ^.^ he ^-^ did, ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ woss of :3 a :3 beawd. -Pedwo. Nyay, xDD 'a :33 wubs >_< himsewf with UwU civet. UwU Can xDD you smell ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ by -^-^ that? ->_< Cwaud. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to say, x3 the x3 sweet :3 youth's uWu in love. -Pedwo. uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest ^-^ nyote of >w< it >_> is :33 his :3 mewanchowy. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And when UwU was ^.^ he UwU wont to >_< wash :33 his ^.^ face? -Pedwo. Yea, ow to OwO paint :33 himsewf? fow x3 the which UwU I hear >_> what ;;w;; they >_> say -of ^.^ him. ->_< Cwaud. Nyay, >_> but :33 his :3 jesting ^-^ spiwit, which >_> is OwO nyew-cwept x3 into :3 a -lutestring, ÚwÚ and nyow guvwn'd ^.^ by stops. -Pedwo. :33 Indeed :3 that uWu tewws :3 a x3 heavy xDD tawe fow ^.^ him. >_> Concwude, ^w^ concwude, -^.^ he >_> is uWu in love. ->_< Cwaud. Nyay, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow who loves ^.^ him. -Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU too. UwU I warrant, one :3 that xDD knyows ^.^ him not. ->_< Cwaud. Yes, ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 iww :3 conditions; ÚwÚ and uWu in ;;w;; despite of all, dies fow -^.^ him. -Pedwo. :33 She UwU shaww be buried with her OwO face xDD upwawds. -Bene. ÚwÚ Yet >_> is ÚwÚ this nyo >_> chawm fow x3 the x3 toothache. ^-^ Owd signior, UwU wawk -:3 aside with x3 me. UwU I uWu have xDD studied eight ow >w< nyinye uWu wise wowds to speak -to UwU you, which these hobby-howses ^w^ must nyot heaw. -UwU [Exeunt Benyedick ÚwÚ and ^.^ Weonyato.] -Pedwo. For x3 my :3 wife, to bweak with ^.^ him about >_< Beatwice! ->_< Cwaud. 'Tis even :3 so. ^.^ Hewo ÚwÚ and Margaret uWu have ^.^ by ÚwÚ this OwO pwayed uWu theiw -parts with xDD Beatwice, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the >w< two bears xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bite one -anyothew when ;;w;; they ^.^ meet. - -Entew John x3 the >_> Bastawd. - -OwO John. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and brother, ^w^ God :3 save OwO you. -Pedwo. ^-^ Good ^.^ den, ^-^ bwothew. -OwO John. ;;w;; If x3 youw leisure sewv'd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -Pedwo. ^w^ In private? -OwO John. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease OwO you. ÚwÚ Yet xDD Count OwO Cwaudio OwO may heaw, fow >_> what UwU I -^.^ wouwd speak of uWu concewns ^.^ him. -Pedwo. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -OwO John. >_> [to :3 Cwaudio] >_> Means x3 youw OwO wowdship to be mawwied tomowwow? -Pedwo. >_> You ^.^ knyow ^.^ he does. -OwO John. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 that, when ^.^ he xDD knyows >_> what UwU I :33 knyow. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If there be xDD any OwO impediment, UwU I pray xDD you OwO discuvw :3 it. -OwO John. >_> You OwO may think UwU I wuv xDD you not. Let :3 that appeaw heweaftew, ÚwÚ and -aim xDD bettew uWu at ;;w;; me ^.^ by :3 that UwU I nyow xDD wiww ^w^ manyifest. For x3 my brother, UwU I -think ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds xDD you weww ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU deawnyess of >_< heawt hath holp to -^w^ effect x3 youw ;;w;; ensuing xDD mawwiage--suwewy >_> suit :33 iww xDD spent ÚwÚ and labour -:33 iww xDD bestowed! -Pedwo. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -OwO John. UwU I ^-^ came ÚwÚ hithew to tell UwU you, x3 and, >_> ciwcumstances x3 showt'nyed (fow -^.^ she >_> has :33 been ^w^ too ^-^ wong a-talking ÚwÚ of), x3 the uWu wady >_> is ^.^ diswoyaw. ->_< Cwaud. uWu Who? Hero? -OwO John. Even she--Weonyato's Hero, x3 youw Hero, every :33 man's :3 Hewo. ->_< Cwaud. ^w^ Diswoyaw? -OwO John. uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good to OwO paint x3 out her ^w^ wickednyess. UwU I couwd >_> say -^.^ she :3 wewe ÚwÚ wowse; think xDD you of :3 a xDD wowse :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fit her to -:3 it. >w< Wondew nyot >w< tiww further ;;w;; wawwant. Go >_> but with ;;w;; me OwO to-nyight, xDD you -UwU shaww >_> see her x3 chambew window ent'wed, even x3 the >w< nyight >w< befowe her -ÚwÚ wedding x3 day. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv her >w< then, to-mowwow x3 wed her. OwO But >w< it -^.^ wouwd xDD bettew ;;w;; fit x3 youw honour to change x3 youw :33 mind. ->_< Cwaud. ^-^ May ÚwÚ this be so? -Pedwo. UwU I xDD wiww nyot think :3 it. -OwO John. ;;w;; If xDD you dawe nyot :33 twust :3 that xDD you see, x3 confess nyot :3 that xDD you -:33 knyow. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you >_< enyough; ÚwÚ and when xDD you -uWu have :3 seen ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and heard >_> mowe, proceed :3 accowdingwy. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> see ;;w;; anything ^.^ to-nyight >w< why UwU I >_> shouwd nyot marry her -^.^ to-mowwow, uWu in x3 the congwegation :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; wed, there xDD wiww UwU I -^-^ shame her. -Pedwo. ^.^ And, >_< as UwU I :3 wooed fow uWu thee to UwU obtain hew, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ join with -uWu thee to xDD disgwace her. -OwO John. UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ dispawage her nyo ^-^ fawthew >w< tiww xDD you OwO awe x3 my ÚwÚ witnyesses. -ÚwÚ Beaw >w< it coldly >_> but >w< tiww midnight, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the x3 issue x3 show itself. -Pedwo. x3 O day untowawdwy turned! ->_< Cwaud. x3 O ^-^ mischief OwO stwangewy thwawting! -OwO John. x3 O pwague >w< wight weww :3 pwevented! -^w^ So xDD wiww xDD you >_> say when xDD you uWu have :3 seen x3 the Sequel. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew :3 Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and :33 his compawtnyew [Verges], with x3 the ÚwÚ Watch. - -^w^ Dog. ^w^ Awe xDD you ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and twue? ->_> Vewg. Yea, ow >_> ewse >w< it :3 wewe pity >_> but ;;w;; they >_> shouwd suffew sawvation, ->w< body ÚwÚ and ^-^ souw. -^w^ Dog. Nyay, :3 that :3 wewe :3 a UwU punyishment ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow them >_> if ;;w;; they >_> shouwd -uWu have xDD any OwO awwegiance uWu in ÚwÚ them, ^.^ being OwO chosen fow x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's :33 watch. ->_> Vewg. xDD Weww, UwU give them uWu theiw charge, OwO nyeighbouw ^w^ Dogbewwy. -^w^ Dog. ^.^ Fiwst, who think xDD you x3 the UwU most desawtwess x3 man to be constabwe? -:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. ^.^ Hugh >_< Oatcake, ^w^ siw, ow ^w^ Geowge Seacoal; fow ;;w;; they ^.^ can >w< wwite -ÚwÚ and wead. -^w^ Dog. :3 Come hithew, OwO nyeighbouw Seacoaw. ^w^ God hath uWu bwess'd xDD you with :3 a -ÚwÚ good nyame. ;;w;; To be :3 a ^-^ weww-favouwed x3 man >_> is x3 the ^w^ gift of fowtunye, >_> but -to >w< wwite ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead x3 comes ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. UwU Both ^w^ which, >_< Mastew ^w^ Constabwe-- -^w^ Dog. >_> You :3 have. UwU I UwU knyew >w< it ^.^ wouwd be x3 youw answer. xDD Weww, fow x3 youw -favour, ^w^ siw, >w< why, UwU give ^w^ God thanks ÚwÚ and >_< make nyo boast of uWu it; ÚwÚ and -fow x3 youw wwiting ÚwÚ and ^-^ weading, wet :3 that appeaw when there >_> is nyo ->_< nyeed of xDD such ^-^ vanyity. >_> You OwO awe xDD thought OwO hewe to be x3 the UwU most -senseless ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit x3 man fow x3 the ÚwÚ constabwe of x3 the :33 watch. Therefore -UwU beaw xDD you x3 the lanthorn. This >_> is x3 youw >_< chawge: xDD you UwU shaww comprehend -aww vagwom ÚwÚ men; xDD you OwO awe to bid xDD any x3 man x3 stand, uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's -nyame. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. How >_> if xDD 'a xDD wiww nyot stand? -^w^ Dog. Why >w< then, OwO take nyo ^-^ nyote of :3 him, >_> but wet ^.^ him x3 go, ÚwÚ and presently -caww x3 the xDD west of x3 the ;;w;; watch togethew ÚwÚ and >_> thank ^w^ God xDD you OwO awe x3 wid of -:3 a knave. ->_> Vewg. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot stand when ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ bidden, ^.^ he >_> is >_< nyonye of x3 the -;;w;; Pwince's xDD subjects. -^w^ Dog. >_< Twue, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe to UwU meddwe with >_< nyonye >_> but x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's -xDD subjects. >_> You UwU shaww awso >_< make nyo noise uWu in x3 the streets; fow fow -x3 the ;;w;; watch to babbwe ÚwÚ and to tawk >_> is UwU most tolerable, ÚwÚ and nyot to be -endured. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. We xDD wiww rather :33 sweep than ^-^ tawk. We ^.^ knyow >_> what ^-^ bewongs to -:3 a :33 watch. -^w^ Dog. Why, xDD you speak ^.^ wike >w< an UwU ancient ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 quiet watchman, fow UwU I -;;w;; cannyot >_> see >w< how x3 sweeping >_> shouwd offend. Onwy uWu have :3 a :3 cawe :3 that x3 youw -bills be nyot stow'n. xDD Weww, xDD you OwO awe to caww uWu at aww x3 the awehouses -ÚwÚ and bid UwU those :3 that OwO awe UwU dwunk get them to :3 bed. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. How >_> if ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^w^ nyot? -^w^ Dog. Why >w< then, wet them awonye >w< tiww ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 sobew. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they >_< make xDD you -nyot xDD then x3 the xDD bettew ÚwÚ answew, >_> You OwO may >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot x3 the ;;w;; men xDD you ->_> took them ;;w;; fow. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD Weww, sir. -^w^ Dog. ;;w;; If xDD you :3 meet :3 a :33 thief, xDD you OwO may >_> suspect :3 him, ^.^ by viwtue of x3 youw -office, to be nyo true xDD man; ÚwÚ and fow xDD such uWu kind of men, x3 the less xDD you -UwU meddwe ow >_< make with ÚwÚ them, >w< why, x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 youw x3 honyesty. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. ;;w;; If ^.^ we ^.^ knyow ^.^ him to be :3 a :33 thief, UwU shaww ^.^ we nyot uWu way ^.^ hands on -him? -^w^ Dog. ^-^ Twuwy, ^.^ by x3 youw ^.^ office xDD you ;;w;; may; >_> but UwU I think ;;w;; they :3 that :33 touch -^w^ pitch xDD wiww be :3 defiw'd. uWu The UwU most peaceabwe uWu way fow UwU you, >_> if xDD you UwU do -OwO take :3 a :33 thief, >_> is to wet ^.^ him x3 show >_< himsewf >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^.^ steaw -x3 out of x3 youw UwU company. ->_> Vewg. >_> You uWu have :33 been awways ^w^ cawwed :3 a mewcifuw ^w^ man, partner. -^w^ Dog. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^w^ hang :3 a dog ^.^ by x3 my :33 wiww, much ^.^ mowe :3 a x3 man who -hath xDD any honesty uWu in ^.^ him. ->_> Vewg. ;;w;; If xDD you hear :3 a chiwd cwy uWu in x3 the night, xDD you ^w^ must caww to x3 the -nyuwse ÚwÚ and bid her still :3 it. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. How >_> if x3 the nyuwse be ;;w;; asweep ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot hear us? -^w^ Dog. Why >w< then, ÚwÚ depawt uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and wet x3 the chiwd wake her with -:33 cwying; fow x3 the ewe :3 that xDD wiww nyot hear her :3 wamb when >w< it :33 baes xDD wiww ->_< nyevew answew :3 a cawf when ^.^ he bleats. ->_> Vewg. 'Tis xDD vewy true. -^w^ Dog. This >_> is x3 the >w< end of x3 the >_< chawge: UwU you, constabwe, OwO awe to xDD pwesent -x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's UwU own person. ;;w;; If xDD you :3 meet x3 the Prince uWu in x3 the night, -xDD you OwO may xDD stay ^.^ him. ->_> Vewg. Nyay, :33 by'w UwU wady, :3 that UwU I think xDD 'a cannot. -^w^ Dog. :3 Five shiwwings to one ^.^ on't with xDD any x3 man :3 that xDD knyows x3 the -xDD statutes, ^.^ he OwO may xDD stay x3 him! OwO Mawwy, nyot ^-^ without x3 the Prince be -uWu wiwwing; fow ÚwÚ indeed x3 the ;;w;; watch ought to ^-^ offend nyo ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is ->w< an offence to xDD stay :3 a x3 man OwO against :33 his :33 wiww. ->_> Vewg. xDD By'w UwU wady, UwU I think >w< it be :3 so. -^w^ Dog. >w< Ha, UwU ah, :33 ha! xDD Weww, mastews, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ^-^ An there be xDD any ;;w;; mattew -of >_> weight >w< chances, caww x3 up x3 me. ^w^ Keep x3 youw OwO fewwows' uWu counsews ÚwÚ and -x3 youw OwO own, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ^.^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD Weww, mastews, ^.^ we hear UwU ouw chawge. Let >_> us OwO go sit OwO hewe -;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ chuwch bench >w< tiww >_> two, ÚwÚ and xDD then aww to :3 bed. -^w^ Dog. x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd >_> mowe, xDD honyest ^.^ nyeighbouws. UwU I pray xDD you ;;w;; watch about -:33 Signyiow Weonyato's door; fow x3 the ÚwÚ wedding ^.^ being there ^-^ tomowwow, -there >_> is :3 a great coiw to-night. uWu Adieu. ^w^ Be ;;w;; vigitant, UwU I :33 beseech -OwO you. Exeunt [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and xDD Vewges]. - -Entew Borachio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Conwade. - ->_> Bowa. What, Conrade! -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >w< [aside] ;;w;; Peace! stir ^w^ nyot! ->_> Bowa. Conrade, UwU I ;;w;; say! -x3 Con. Here, man. UwU I ^w^ am uWu at >w< thy :33 ewbow. ->_> Bowa. Mass, ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO ewbow itch'd! UwU I xDD thought there ^.^ wouwd :3 a >_> scab -x3 fowwow. -x3 Con. UwU I xDD wiww >_> owe uWu thee >w< an answew fow :33 that; ÚwÚ and nyow forward with >w< thy -^-^ tawe. ->_> Bowa. ;;w;; Stand uWu thee ^-^ cwose xDD then :33 undew ÚwÚ this penthouse, fow >w< it dwizzwes -rain, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wiww, ^.^ wike :3 a true ÚwÚ dwunkawd, :33 uttew aww to thee. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >w< [aside] ;;w;; Some uWu tweason, ^w^ mastews. ÚwÚ Yet stand uWu cwose. ->_> Bowa. Therefore ^.^ knyow UwU I uWu have earned of ^.^ Don John :3 a thousand xDD ducats. -x3 Con. Is >w< it OwO possibwe :3 that xDD any viwwany >_> shouwd be UwU so ^w^ deaw? ->_> Bowa. ^.^ Thou shouwdst rather ^w^ ask >_> if >w< it :3 wewe OwO possibwe xDD any viwwany ->_> shouwd be UwU so wich; fow when rich x3 viwwains uWu have >_< nyeed of poor onyes, -poor ^-^ onyes OwO may >_< make >_> what pwice ;;w;; they :33 wiww. -x3 Con. UwU I wonder uWu at :3 it. ->_> Bowa. :33 That >_< shows xDD thou awt unconfirm'd. ^.^ Thou knowest :3 that x3 the -fashion of :3 a ÚwÚ doubwet, ow :3 a hat, ow :3 a cloak, >_> is >_< nyothing to :3 a man. -x3 Con. Yes, >w< it >_> is ^-^ appawew. ->_> Bowa. UwU I >_> mean x3 the fashion. -x3 Con. Yes, x3 the fashion >_> is x3 the fashion. ->_> Bowa. >w< Tush! UwU I OwO may >_< as weww >_> say x3 the ;;w;; foow's x3 the xDD foow. OwO But seest xDD thou -nyot >_> what :3 a >_< defowmed UwU thief ÚwÚ this fashion :33 is? -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >w< [aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that :3 Defowmed. >_> 'A x3 bas :33 been :3 a ^-^ viwe UwU thief -ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seven yeaw; xDD 'a xDD goes x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ wike :3 a :3 gentweman. UwU I remember -:33 his nyame. ->_> Bowa. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot hear xDD somebody? -x3 Con. No; uWu 'twas x3 the vanye on x3 the ÚwÚ house. ->_> Bowa. OwO Seest xDD thou >_> nyot, UwU I say, >_> what :3 a >_< defowmed UwU thief ÚwÚ this fashion :33 is? ->w< how giddiwy xDD 'a tuwns about aww x3 the xDD hot-bwoods ^-^ between ^.^ fouwteen -ÚwÚ and five-and-thirty? x3 sometimes fashioning them ^.^ wike Phawaoh's -^-^ sowdiews uWu in x3 the >_< weechy OwO painting, ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike god :3 Bew's priests -uWu in x3 the ;;w;; owd ^-^ chuwch >_< window, ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike x3 the OwO shaven Hercules uWu in -x3 the smirch'd worm-eaten :33 tapestwy, :3 whewe :33 his ^.^ codpiece ;;w;; seems >_< as -;;w;; massy >_< as :33 his UwU cwub? -x3 Con. All ÚwÚ this UwU I see; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> see :3 that x3 the fashion ^-^ weaws x3 out ^.^ mowe -apparel than x3 the man. OwO But awt nyot xDD thou >w< thysewf ^-^ giddy with x3 the -fashion :3 too, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast >w< shifted x3 out of >w< thy xDD tawe x3 into :3 tewwing -;;w;; me of x3 the fashion? ->_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so >_> nyeithew. OwO But ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ to-nyight :3 wooed Margaret, -x3 the xDD Wady Hero's gentwewoman, ^.^ by x3 the xDD nyame of :3 Hewo. :33 She weans ;;w;; me -x3 out uWu at her >_< mistwess' x3 chambew >_< window, UwU bids ;;w;; me :3 a thousand times -ÚwÚ good xDD nyight--I tell ÚwÚ this xDD tawe viwewy; UwU I >_> shouwd xDD fiwst tell uWu thee >w< how -x3 the >_< Pwince, OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and x3 my ^.^ mastew, ^-^ pwanted ÚwÚ and pwaced ÚwÚ and ->_> possessed ^.^ by x3 my >_< mastew ^.^ Don John, saw afaw x3 off uWu in x3 the orchard ÚwÚ this -:3 amiabwe ÚwÚ encountew. -x3 Con. xDD And xDD thought ;;w;; they Margaret UwU was Hero? ->_> Bowa. Two of them ^-^ did, x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cwaudio; >_> but x3 the ^.^ deviw x3 my ->_< mastew UwU knyew ^.^ she UwU was Mawgawet; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ by :33 his oaths, which -xDD fiwst >_< possess'd ÚwÚ them, ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ by x3 the dark night, which uWu did >w< deceive -ÚwÚ them, >_> but ^.^ chiefwy ^.^ by x3 my viwwany, which uWu did :33 confiwm xDD any ^-^ swandew -:3 that ^.^ Don John xDD had made, OwO away OwO went OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ enwag'd; >w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -:3 meet hew, >_< as ^.^ he UwU was :33 appointed, :3 nyext mownying uWu at x3 the ^-^ tempwe, ÚwÚ and -thewe, >w< befowe x3 the whole x3 congwegation, ^-^ shame her with >_> what ^.^ he saw -^w^ o'ewnyight ÚwÚ and >_> send her ^.^ home again ^-^ without :3 a husband. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. We :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's xDD nyame stand! -:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. ;;w;; Caww x3 up x3 the >w< wight >_< Mastew Constable. We uWu have OwO hewe -^w^ wecuvw'd x3 the UwU most uWu dangewous ^.^ piece of lechery :3 that OwO evew UwU was ÚwÚ knyown -uWu in x3 the >_> commonweawth. -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD And one ^-^ Defowmed >_> is one of OwO them. UwU I ^.^ knyow him; xDD 'a ^-^ weaws :3 a -^-^ wock. -x3 Con. Masters, uWu mastews-- -:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. You'll be UwU made ;;w;; bwing ^-^ Defowmed ^-^ fowth, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -x3 Con. ;;w;; Mastews-- -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD Nyevew :3 speak, ^.^ we :3 chawge OwO you. Let >_> us UwU obey xDD you to OwO go with ->_> us. ->_> Bowa. We OwO awe ^.^ wike to ^-^ pwuv :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ commodity, ^.^ being :33 taken x3 up of -these men's bills. -x3 Con. ^-^ A :3 commodity uWu in ^.^ question, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. ^.^ Come, we'll UwU obey OwO you. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -^-^ A Room uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Hero, ÚwÚ and Margaret ÚwÚ and Ursula. - -:3 Hewo. ^-^ Good Uwsuwa, wake x3 my xDD cousin ^.^ Beatwice ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe her to uWu wise. -Urs. UwU I :33 wiww, >_> wady. -:3 Hewo. xDD And bid her come hithew. -Urs. ^-^ Weww. ^-^ [Exit.] -:3 Mawg. Troth, UwU I think x3 youw othew webato :3 wewe ^-^ bettew. -:3 Hewo. :3 Nyo, pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good >_< Meg, I'll ^-^ weaw UwU this. -:3 Mawg. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^-^ 's nyot UwU so UwU good, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 wawwant x3 youw xDD cousin xDD wiww ->_> say :3 so. -:3 Hewo. OwO My uWu cousin's :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt anyothew. I'll ^-^ weaw >_< nyonye >_> but -UwU this. -:3 Mawg. UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the x3 nyew tire within >_> excewwentwy, >_> if x3 the >_< haiw :3 wewe :3 a -xDD thought ^-^ bwownyew; ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ gown's :3 a UwU most OwO wawe fashion, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -UwU I saw x3 the :3 Duchess of >_< Miwan's ÚwÚ gown :3 that ;;w;; they praise :3 so. -:3 Hewo. >_< O, :3 that ^-^ exceeds, ;;w;; they :3 say. -:3 Mawg. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^-^ 's >_> but :3 a ^-^ nyightgown uWu in wespect of youws-- -^w^ cwoth-o'-gowd ÚwÚ and uWu cuts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wac'd with ^.^ siwvew, uWu set with uWu peawws -down >w< sweeves, ^w^ side-sweeves, ÚwÚ and x3 skiwts, ;;w;; wound >_< undewbownye with -:3 a bwush x3 tinsew. OwO But fow :3 a uWu finye, quaint, ^.^ gwacefuw, ÚwÚ and :3 excewwent -fashion, >_> youws >_> is ^.^ wowth ;;w;; ten ^.^ on't. -:3 Hewo. ^w^ God UwU give ;;w;; me joy to ^-^ weaw :3 it! fow x3 my >_< heawt >_> is :33 exceeding heavy. -:3 Mawg. 'Twiww be heaview >w< soon ^.^ by x3 the >_> weight of :3 a man. -:3 Hewo. >w< Fie ;;w;; upon uWu thee! awt nyot >_< ashamed? -:3 Mawg. Of x3 what, x3 wady? of speaking honourably? Is nyot ^.^ mawwiage -^.^ honyouwabwe uWu in :3 a ^.^ beggaw? Is nyot x3 youw ;;w;; wowd ^.^ honyouwabwe ^-^ without -x3 mawwiage? UwU I think xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me say, 'saving x3 youw xDD wevewence, -:3 a >_> husband.' ^-^ An :33 bad uWu thinking UwU do nyot x3 wwest true ^-^ speaking, I'll -^-^ offend nyobody. Is there xDD any x3 hawm uWu in ÚwÚ 'the heaview fow :3 a ^.^ husband'? -ÚwÚ Nyonye, UwU I >_< think, >w< an >w< it be x3 the >w< wight :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< wight x3 wife. -uWu Othewwise UwU 'tis wight, ÚwÚ and nyot heavy. ;;w;; Ask x3 my xDD Wady ^.^ Beatwice ewse. -:3 Hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. - -Entew >_> Beatwice. - -:3 Hewo. ^-^ Good morrow, :3 coz. -Beat. ^-^ Good morrow, x3 sweet :3 Hewo. -:3 Hewo. Why, >w< how ^.^ nyow? Do xDD you speak uWu in x3 the >w< sick :33 tunye? -Beat. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of aww othew ÚwÚ tunye, ^.^ methinks. -:3 Mawg. >w< Cwap's x3 into 'Wight ^.^ o' :3 wuv.' :33 That xDD goes ^-^ without :3 a buwden. Do -xDD you ^.^ sing :33 it, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU dance :3 it. -Beat. Yea, 'Wight ^.^ o' love' with x3 youw ;;w;; heews! >w< then, >_> if x3 youw :33 husband -uWu have ;;w;; stabwes UwU enyough, you'ww >_> see ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ wack nyo barnes. -:3 Mawg. x3 O ^.^ iwwegitimate construction! UwU I ^w^ scown :3 that with x3 my xDD heews. -Beat. 'Tis almost five o'clock, :3 cousin; UwU 'tis time xDD you :3 wewe weady. -^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I ^w^ am :33 exceeding ill. ^-^ Hey-ho! -:3 Mawg. For :3 a :3 hawk, :3 a horse, ow :3 a OwO husband? -Beat. For x3 the >_> wettew :3 that ÚwÚ begins them all, ;;w;; H. -:3 Mawg. xDD Weww, >w< an xDD you be nyot >_> tuwn'd ÚwÚ Tuwk, there's nyo ^.^ mowe saiwing ^.^ by -x3 the uWu staw. -Beat. >_> What means x3 the x3 foow, trow? -:3 Mawg. Nyothing x3 I; >_> but ^w^ God >_> send every one uWu theiw heart's desire! -:3 Hewo. ;;w;; These ^.^ gwuvs x3 the xDD Count sent uWu me, ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< an :3 excewwent -perfume. -Beat. UwU I ^w^ am stuff'd, :3 cousin; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> smeww. -:3 Mawg. ^-^ A ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and >w< stuff'd! >_> Thewe's xDD goodwy x3 catching of cowd. -Beat. >_< O, ^w^ God OwO hewp me! ^w^ God OwO hewp me! How ^-^ wong uWu have xDD you >w< pwofess'd ->_> appwehension? -:3 Mawg. ^w^ Evew xDD since xDD you left :3 it. ^-^ Doth nyot x3 my wit :33 become ;;w;; me ^-^ wawewy? -Beat. ^.^ It >_> is nyot :3 seen enyough. >_> You >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw >w< it uWu in x3 youw cap. ^-^ By x3 my -troth, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; sick. -:3 Mawg. >_< Get xDD you x3 some of ÚwÚ this uWu distiww'd cawduus benedictus ÚwÚ and uWu way >w< it -to x3 youw ;;w;; heawt. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >w< onwy ^.^ thing fow :3 a ^w^ quawm. -:3 Hewo. >_> Thewe xDD thou OwO pwick'st her with :3 a thistle. -Beat. ;;w;; Benyedictus? >w< why uWu benyedictus? >_> You uWu have x3 some :3 mowaw uWu in ÚwÚ this -UwU 'benyedictus.' -:3 Mawg. xDD Mowaw? :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I uWu have nyo :3 mowaw ^.^ meanying; UwU I meant -uWu pwain >w< howy thistle. >_> You OwO may think x3 pewchance :3 that UwU I think xDD you OwO awe -uWu in love. Nyay, :33 by'w UwU wady, UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD such :3 a >w< foow to think >_> what UwU I -x3 wist; nor UwU I ÚwÚ wist nyot to think >_> what UwU I can; nor ÚwÚ indeed UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ->_< think, >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd think x3 my >_< heawt x3 out of uWu thinking, :3 that xDD you OwO awe uWu in -xDD wuv, ow :3 that xDD you xDD wiww be uWu in xDD wuv, ow :3 that xDD you ^.^ can be uWu in love. -ÚwÚ Yet Benyedick UwU was xDD such another, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is ^.^ he :33 become :3 a man. >w< He ->w< swowe ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew marry; ÚwÚ and yet nyow uWu in ;;w;; despite of :33 his >_< heawt -^.^ he ^w^ eats :33 his :3 meat ^-^ without >_< gwudging; ÚwÚ and >w< how xDD you OwO may be ^.^ convewted UwU I -^.^ knyow >_> nyot, >_> but uWu methinks xDD you wook with x3 youw eyes >_< as othew x3 women xDD do. -Beat. >_> What >_> pace >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that >w< thy >_> tongue ;;w;; keeps? -:3 Mawg. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a UwU fawse gallop. - -Entew Ursula. - -Urs. uWu Madam, uWu withdwaw. uWu The >_< Pwince, x3 the ^.^ Count, :33 Signyiow Benedick, ^.^ Don -John, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the gawwants of x3 the :33 town OwO awe come to :3 fetch xDD you to -:3 chuwch. -:3 Hewo. ^-^ Hewp to :3 dwess uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 coz, ÚwÚ good >_< Meg, ÚwÚ good Ursula. -[Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene V. -uWu The ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Weonyato ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Constabwe OwO [Dogbewwy] ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 Headbowough xDD [vewges]. - -Leon. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with uWu me, xDD honyest nyeighbouw? -^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 some :3 confidence with xDD you :3 that decerns -xDD you >_< nyeawwy. -Leon. Bwief, UwU I pray uWu you; fow xDD you >_> see >w< it >_> is :3 a >w< busy time with x3 me. -^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this >w< it ;;w;; is, sir. ->_> Vewg. Yes, uWu in uWu twuth >w< it ;;w;; is, sir. -Leon. >_> What >_> is :33 it, x3 my ÚwÚ good friends? -^w^ Dog. Goodman ^.^ Vewges, ^w^ siw, xDD speaks :3 a xDD wittwe x3 off x3 the mattew--an ;;w;; owd -^w^ man, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 wits OwO awe nyot UwU so >w< bwunt as, ^w^ God hewp, UwU I ^.^ wouwd -^.^ desiwe ;;w;; they were; but, uWu in ^w^ faith, xDD honyest >_< as x3 the uWu skin ^-^ between :33 his -ÚwÚ bwows. ->_> Vewg. Yes, UwU I >_> thank ^w^ God UwU I ^w^ am >_< as xDD honyest >_< as xDD any x3 man UwU wiving :3 that >_> is >w< an -;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ honyestew than ^.^ I. -^w^ Dog. >w< Compawisons OwO awe ^w^ odowous. OwO Pawabwas, OwO nyeighbouw x3 Vewges. -Leon. Neighbours, xDD you OwO awe UwU tedious. -^w^ Dog. ^.^ It x3 pweases x3 youw :33 wowship to >_> say >_> so, >_> but ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the poor Duke's ->_> officews; >_> but OwO twuwy, fow >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >_< as tedious >_< as :3 a -OwO king, UwU I couwd find uWu in x3 my >_< heawt to bestow >w< it aww of x3 youw UwU wowship. -Leon. All >w< thy UwU tediousnyess on uWu me, :33 ah? -^w^ Dog. Yea, uWu in >w< 'twewe :3 a thousand ;;w;; pound ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ 'tis; fow UwU I hear >_< as -ÚwÚ good ;;w;; excwamation on x3 youw :33 wowship >_< as of xDD any x3 man uWu in x3 the >_> city; ÚwÚ and -^w^ though UwU I be >_> but :3 a poor ^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to hear :3 it. ->_> Vewg. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am ^.^ I. -Leon. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you uWu have to :3 say. ->_> Vewg. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU ouw ;;w;; watch OwO to-nyight, >_< excepting x3 youw ^w^ wowship's ->_> pwesence, UwU ha' >_> ta'en :3 a coupwe of >_< as uWu awwant knyaves >_< as xDD any uWu in -Messina. -^w^ Dog. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, siw; ^.^ he xDD wiww be tawking. ;;w;; As ;;w;; they say, ^-^ 'When -x3 the age >_> is x3 in, x3 the wit >_> is >_> out.' ^w^ God OwO hewp ÚwÚ us! >w< it >_> is :3 a wowwd to -uWu see! Weww said, :33 i' ^w^ faith, OwO nyeighbouw x3 Vewges. xDD Weww, >_> God's :3 a ÚwÚ good -man. ^-^ An >w< two ;;w;; men uWu wide of :3 a horse, one ^w^ must uWu wide behind. ^-^ An xDD honyest -x3 souw, :33 i' ^w^ faith, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by x3 my troth ^.^ he ;;w;; is, >_< as OwO evew broke bwead; >_> but -^w^ God >_> is to be wowshipp'd; aww ;;w;; men OwO awe nyot xDD awike, :3 awas, ÚwÚ good -nyeighbouw! -Leon. >w< Indeed, >w< nyeighbouw, ^.^ he x3 comes ^w^ too showt of OwO you. -^w^ Dog. >_> Gifts :3 that ^w^ God ;;w;; gives. -Leon. UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave OwO you. -^w^ Dog. x3 Onye word, sir. Our >w< watch, ^w^ siw, uWu have ÚwÚ indeed compwehended >w< two -aspicious OwO pewsons, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have them ÚwÚ this mownying examined ->w< befowe x3 youw UwU wowship. -Leon. ^.^ Take uWu theiw examinyation >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am nyow uWu in -great xDD haste, >_< as >w< it OwO may appeaw >w< unto OwO you. -^w^ Dog. ^.^ It UwU shaww be OwO suffigance. -Leon. ^w^ Dwink x3 some winye ere xDD you ÚwÚ go. >w< Fawe xDD you well. - -[Entew :3 a >w< Messengew.] - -:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; they xDD stay fow xDD you to UwU give x3 youw daughter to her -husband. -Leon. I'll wait ;;w;; upon OwO them. UwU I ^w^ am weady. -UwU [Exeunt Weonyato ÚwÚ and >w< Messengew.] -^w^ Dog. ^w^ Go, ÚwÚ good pawtnyew, OwO go get xDD you to ^-^ Fwancis Seacoal; bid ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing -:33 his OwO pen ÚwÚ and inkhorn to x3 the ^.^ jaiw. We OwO awe nyow to examinyation these -^.^ men. ->_> Vewg. xDD And ^.^ we ^w^ must UwU do >w< it wisely. -^w^ Dog. We xDD wiww ^-^ spawe fow nyo ^w^ wit, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. >_> Hewe's :3 that UwU shaww -UwU dwive x3 some of them to :3 a UwU nyon-come. Onwy get x3 the :33 weawnyed UwU wwitew to -uWu set down UwU ouw excommunication, ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the ^.^ jaiw. -[Exeunt.] - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ A :3 chuwch. - -Entew ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, ^.^ [John ^w^ the] Bastard, Leonato, uWu Fwiaw ÚwÚ [Fwancis], Claudio, -Benedick, Hero, xDD Beatwice, [and >w< Attendants]. - -Leon. ^.^ Come, uWu Fwiaw Fwancis, be bwief. Onwy to x3 the uWu pwain >_< fowm of -^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww ^w^ wecount uWu theiw xDD pawticuwaw >_> duties -uWu aftewwawds. -Fwiaw. >_> You come hithew, x3 my uWu wowd, to marry ÚwÚ this x3 wady? ->_< Cwaud. No. -Leon. ;;w;; To be mawwied to her. uWu Fwiaw, xDD you come to marry her. -Fwiaw. Lady, xDD you come ÚwÚ hithew to be mawwied to ÚwÚ this x3 count? -:3 Hewo. UwU I xDD do. -Fwiaw. ;;w;; If xDD eithew of xDD you ^.^ knyow xDD any inward x3 impediment >w< why xDD you >_> shouwd -nyot be conjoined, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you on x3 youw >w< souws to :33 uttew :3 it. ->_< Cwaud. xDD Knyow xDD you uWu any, Hero? -:3 Hewo. ÚwÚ Nyonye, x3 my OwO wowd. -Fwiaw. xDD Knyow xDD you uWu any, >w< Count? -Leon. UwU I dawe >_< make :33 his ÚwÚ answew--nyonye. ->_< Cwaud. >_< O, >_> what ;;w;; men dawe :33 do! >_> what ;;w;; men OwO may :33 do! >_> what ;;w;; men x3 daiwy UwU do, nyot -x3 knyowing >_> what ;;w;; they :33 do! -Bene. How ^.^ nyow? ;;w;; intewjections? Why >w< then, x3 some be of xDD waughing, as, -UwU ah, ha, OwO he! ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; Stand uWu thee UwU by, fwiaw. :3 Fathew, ^.^ by x3 youw leave: -Will xDD you with fwee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unconstwainyed :3 souw -Give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >_< maid x3 youw daughter? -Leon. ;;w;; As freely, x3 son, >_< as ^w^ God uWu did UwU give her x3 me. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And >_> what uWu have UwU I to UwU give xDD you back x3 whose ^.^ wowth -^-^ May counterpoise ÚwÚ this rich ÚwÚ and >_< pwecious >_< gift? -Pedwo. UwU Nyothing, ^w^ unwess xDD you render her ;;w;; again. ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, xDD you :3 weawn ;;w;; me x3 nyobwe thankfulness. -There, Leonato, OwO take her back ;;w;; again. -Give nyot ÚwÚ this wotten owange to x3 youw :3 fwiend. ->_> She's >_> but x3 the xDD sign ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sembwance of her honyouw. -ÚwÚ Behowd >w< how ^.^ wike :3 a >_< maid ^.^ she blushes here! ->_< O, >_> what ÚwÚ authowity ÚwÚ and x3 show of uWu twuth -UwU Can x3 cunnying x3 sin UwU cuvw itsewf withaw! -UwU Comes nyot :3 that :3 bwood >_< as :3 modest >_> evidence -;;w;; To >_> witnyess :33 simpwe virtue, Wouwd xDD you nyot x3 sweaw, -All xDD you :3 that >_> see hew, :3 that ^.^ she :3 wewe :3 a >_< maid -^-^ By these exterior uWu shows? OwO But ^.^ she >_> is ^-^ nyonye: -:33 She xDD knyows x3 the ^.^ heat of :3 a wuxuwious bed; -:3 Hew bwush >_> is OwO guiwtinyess, nyot OwO modesty. -Leon. >_> What UwU do xDD you mean, x3 my xDD wowd? ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Nyot to be >w< mawwied, -ÚwÚ Nyot to >w< knyit x3 my :3 souw to >w< an appwuvd UwU wanton. -Leon. >_< Deaw x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if UwU you, uWu in x3 youw UwU own uWu pwoof, -:3 Have >_< vanquish'd x3 the resistance of her :33 youth -xDD And UwU made :3 defeat of her viwginyity-- ->_< Cwaud. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd :3 say. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown hew, ->_> You xDD wiww >_> say ^.^ she uWu did >_< embwace ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a ^.^ husband, -xDD And UwU so extenyuate x3 the forehand >_< sin. -:3 Nyo, Leonato, -UwU I >_< nyevew tempted her with ;;w;; wowd ^w^ too wawge, -But, >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew to :33 his ^-^ sistew, ^w^ show'd -x3 Bashfuw ^w^ sincewity ÚwÚ and >_> comewy love. -:3 Hewo. xDD And ^w^ seem'd UwU I OwO evew ^-^ othewwise to you? ->_< Cwaud. UwU Out on x3 the >_> seeming! UwU I xDD wiww >w< wwite OwO against :3 it. ->_> You xDD seem to ;;w;; me >_< as uWu Dian uWu in her orb, -;;w;; As >w< chaste >_< as >_> is x3 the >w< bud ere >w< it be >_< bwown; -OwO But xDD you OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^-^ intempewate uWu in x3 youw :3 bwood -Than ^w^ Venyus, ow UwU those pamp'red animals -:33 That xDD wage uWu in x3 savage ^-^ sensuawity. -:3 Hewo. Is x3 my ;;w;; wowd weww :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth speak UwU so ;;w;; wide? -Leon. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, >w< why speak nyot you? -Pedwo. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I x3 speak? -UwU I stand UwU dishonyouw'd :3 that uWu have >_> gonye about -;;w;; To >_> wink x3 my uWu deaw :33 fwiend to :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ stawe. -Leon. ^w^ Awe these ^.^ things spoken, ow UwU do UwU I >_> but ;;w;; dweam? -OwO John. UwU Siw, ;;w;; they OwO awe spoken, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ things OwO awe true. -Bene. This :33 wooks nyot ^.^ wike :3 a :33 nyuptiaw. -:3 Hewo. OwO 'Twue!' x3 O uWu God! ->_< Cwaud. Leonato, stand UwU I hewe? -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the >_< Pwince, Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's bwothew? -Is ÚwÚ this OwO face Hero's? ^w^ Awe UwU ouw eyes UwU ouw >w< own? -Leon. All ÚwÚ this >_> is so; >_> but >_> what of uWu this, x3 my xDD wowd? ->_< Cwaud. Let ;;w;; me >_> but move one ;;w;; question to x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that x3 fathewwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ kindwy powew -:33 That xDD you uWu have uWu in hew, bid her answew UwU twuwy. -Leon. UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee UwU do >_> so, >_< as xDD thou awt x3 my :33 chiwd. -:3 Hewo. >_< O, ^w^ God ;;w;; defend me! How ^w^ am UwU I >w< beset! ->_> What uWu kind of >w< catechising caww xDD you :3 this? ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To >_< make xDD you answew :33 twuwy to x3 youw nyame. -:3 Hewo. Is >w< it nyot Hero? Who ^.^ can uWu bwot :3 that xDD nyame -With xDD any >w< just reproach? ->_< Cwaud. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^.^ can :33 Hewo! -^.^ Hewo itsewf ^.^ can uWu bwot x3 out Hero's ÚwÚ viwtue. ->_> What x3 man UwU was ^.^ he ^w^ tawk'd with xDD you yestewnyight, -UwU Out uWu at x3 youw window betwixt >_< twewve ÚwÚ and onye? ->_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you OwO awe :3 a ;;w;; maid, answew to UwU this. -:3 Hewo. UwU I ^w^ tawk'd with nyo x3 man uWu at :3 that ^-^ houw, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. Why, xDD then OwO awe xDD you nyo ^-^ maiden. Leonato, -UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD you ^w^ must heaw. >_> Upon x3 my honyouw, -Myself, x3 my brother, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this gwieved xDD Count -Did >_> see hew, hear hew, uWu at :3 that >_> houw >w< wast >w< nyight -Talk with :3 a ruffian uWu at her x3 chambew >_< window, -Who hath :33 indeed, UwU most ^.^ wike :3 a xDD wibewaw villain, -;;w;; Confess'd x3 the ^-^ viwe encounters ;;w;; they uWu have xDD had -^-^ A thousand times uWu in ^.^ secwet. -OwO John. OwO Fie, fie! ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot to be ^-^ nyam'd, x3 my ÚwÚ wowd-- -ÚwÚ Nyot to be ^-^ spoke OwO of; ->_> Thewe >_> is nyot >_> chastity, enough uWu in language -Without offence to :33 uttew OwO them. Thus, OwO pwetty UwU wady, -UwU I ^w^ am sowwy fow >w< thy much UwU misguvwnment. ->_< Cwaud. x3 O :33 Hewo! >_> what :3 a ^.^ Hewo >w< hadst xDD thou :33 been -;;w;; If half >w< thy :33 outwawd uWu gwaces xDD had :33 been pwac'd -About >w< thy >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and uWu counsews of >w< thy :33 heawt! -OwO But ^-^ fawe uWu thee weww, UwU most foul, UwU most :33 faiw! UwU Faweweww, -^.^ Thou puwe OwO impiety ÚwÚ and OwO impious >w< puwity! -For uWu thee I'll OwO wock x3 up aww x3 the :3 gates of xDD wuv, -xDD And on x3 my >_> eyewids UwU shaww conjecture uWu hang, -;;w;; To turn aww beauty x3 into >_< thoughts of >w< hawm, -xDD And >_< nyevew UwU shaww >w< it ^.^ mowe be gracious. -Leon. >_< Hath nyo :33 man's ÚwÚ daggew OwO hewe :3 a :33 point fow me? -[Hero UwU swoons.] -Beat. Why, >w< how now, cousin? ÚwÚ Whewefowe sink xDD you down? -OwO John. :3 Come wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. ;;w;; These :3 things, come OwO thus to wight, -Smothew her ;;w;; spiwits :33 up. -UwU [Exeunt ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, ^.^ Don OwO Juan, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio.] -Bene. How xDD doth x3 the x3 wady? -Beat. ^.^ Dead, UwU I UwU think. Hewp, ^w^ uncwe! -:33 Hewo! >w< why, :33 Hewo! Uncwe! :33 Signyiow >_< Benyedick! Fwiaw! -Leon. x3 O Fate, OwO take nyot OwO away >w< thy x3 heavy xDD hand! ->_> Death >_> is x3 the >_> faiwest UwU cuvw fow her ^-^ shame -:33 That OwO may be >w< wish'd ;;w;; fow. -Beat. How now, xDD cousin Hero? -Fwiaw. :3 Have comfort, >_> wady. -Leon. uWu Dost xDD thou wook uWu up? -Fwiaw. Yea, ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd ^.^ she ^w^ nyot? -Leon. Whewefowe? Why, xDD doth nyot every ÚwÚ eawthwy ^.^ thing -Cwy ^-^ shame ;;w;; upon OwO hew? Could ^.^ she OwO hewe UwU deny -uWu The ^-^ stowy :3 that >_> is UwU pwinted uWu in her >_< bwood? -Do nyot x3 wive, :33 Hewo; UwU do nyot ^w^ ope ^.^ thinye eyes; -For, uWu did UwU I think xDD thou wouldst nyot quickly >_> die, -;;w;; Thought UwU I >w< thy ;;w;; spiwits :3 wewe stronger than >w< thy >_< shames, -xDD Mysewf ^.^ wouwd on x3 the rearward of xDD wepwoaches -OwO Stwike uWu at >w< thy life. >_< Gwiev'd I, UwU I xDD had >_> but onye? -uWu Chiwd UwU I fow :3 that uWu at ÚwÚ fwugaw ;;w;; nyatuwe's ;;w;; fwame? ->_< O, one ^w^ too much ^.^ by uWu thee! Why xDD had UwU I onye? -Why OwO evew >w< wast xDD thou lovely uWu in x3 my uWu eyes? -Why xDD had UwU I nyot with x3 chawitabwe uWu hand ->w< Took x3 up :3 a ^.^ beggaw's x3 issue uWu at x3 my ^.^ gates, -Who x3 smiwched OwO thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; miw'd with infamy, -UwU I ^w^ might uWu have said, x3 'Nyo ÚwÚ pawt of >w< it >_> is minye; -This ^-^ shame x3 dewives itsewf from unknown loins'? -OwO But >_> minye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and >_< minye UwU I prais'd, -xDD And >_< minye :3 that UwU I UwU was OwO pwoud on--mine UwU so much -:33 That UwU I mysewf UwU was to mysewf nyot >_> minye, -:3 Vawuing of her--why, uWu she, >_< O, ^.^ she >_> is fall'n -^.^ Into :3 a pit of uWu ink, :3 that x3 the uWu wide sea ->_< Hath ^.^ dwops ^w^ too x3 few to >_< wash her x3 cwean OwO again, -xDD And ^-^ sawt ^w^ too xDD wittwe which OwO may >_< season UwU give -;;w;; To her fouw xDD tainted uWu fwesh! -Bene. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. -For x3 my >_> pawt, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so attiw'd uWu in OwO wondew, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. -Beat. >_< O, on x3 my x3 souw, x3 my xDD cousin >_> is xDD bewied! -Bene. Lady, :3 wewe xDD you her bedfewwow >w< wast night? -Beat. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, x3 nyot; awthough, ÚwÚ untiw >w< wast night, -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this ;;w;; twewvemonth :33 been her bedfewwow -Leon. x3 Confiwm'd, confirm'd! >_< O, :3 that >_> is stronger UwU made ->_< Which UwU was >w< befowe baww'd x3 up with OwO wibs of >w< iwon! -Wouwd x3 the >w< two pwinces wie? ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio wie, -Who :3 wov'd her UwU so :3 that, speaking of her ^w^ fouwnyess, -^w^ Wash'd >w< it with teaws? OwO Hence from >_> hew! wet her die. -Fwiaw. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me :3 a UwU wittwe; -For UwU I uWu have >w< onwy :33 been silent UwU so long, -xDD And UwU given uWu way >w< unto ÚwÚ this course of fowtunye, -^-^ By ^.^ nyoting of x3 the >_> wady. UwU I uWu have uWu mawk'd -^-^ A thousand ;;w;; bwushing apparitions -;;w;; To start x3 into her >w< face, :3 a thousand innocent UwU shames -^w^ In ÚwÚ angew >w< whitenyess xDD beat OwO away UwU those bwushes, -xDD And uWu in her ^w^ eye there hath appear'd :3 a fire -;;w;; To buwn x3 the ^-^ ewwows :3 that these pwinces howd -^w^ Against her >_< maiden truth. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me :3 a foow; -Twust nyot x3 my weading nor x3 my ^.^ obsewvation, ->_< Which with expewimentaw UwU seaw xDD doth :33 wawwant -uWu The tenure of x3 my book; :33 twust nyot x3 my age, -OwO My xDD wevewence, x3 cawwing, nor ;;w;; divinyity, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 sweet uWu wady >_< wie nyot ;;w;; guiwtwess OwO hewe -;;w;; Undew x3 some OwO biting OwO ewwow. -Leon. uWu Fwiaw, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -^.^ Thou seest :3 that aww x3 the xDD gwace :3 that ^.^ she hath left -Is :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot >_< add to her uWu damnyation -^-^ A x3 sin of uWu pewjuwy: ^.^ she nyot denyies :3 it. -Why >_< seek'st xDD thou xDD then to UwU cuvw with UwU excuse -:33 That which >_> appeaws uWu in OwO pwopew nakedness? -Fwiaw. Lady, >_> what x3 man >_> is ^.^ he xDD you OwO awe ^-^ accus'd UwU of? -:3 Hewo. ^-^ They ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU do ;;w;; accuse OwO me; UwU I ^.^ knyow none. -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe of xDD any x3 man ^.^ awive -Than :3 that which >_< maiden ÚwÚ modesty xDD doth warrant, -Let aww x3 my :3 sins ^.^ wack mercy! x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -^-^ Pwuv xDD you :3 that xDD any x3 man with ;;w;; me convers'd -At >_> houws >_> unmeet, ow :3 that UwU I yesternight -uWu Maintain'd x3 the change of wowds with xDD any x3 cweatuwe, -UwU Wefuse uWu me, ^-^ hate uWu me, towtuwe ;;w;; me to ;;w;; death! -Fwiaw. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 some ;;w;; stwange UwU mispwision uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pwinces. -Bene. Two of them uWu have x3 the xDD vewy UwU bent of honour; -xDD And >_> if uWu theiw wisdoms be ;;w;; miswed uWu in uWu this, -uWu The pwactice of >w< it ;;w;; wives uWu in John x3 the ÚwÚ bastawd, ->_< Whose ;;w;; spiwits toiw uWu in fwame of >_> viwwanyies. -Leon. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they speak >_> but uWu twuth of hew, -;;w;; These ^.^ hands UwU shaww teaw her. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they wrong her honyouw, -uWu The OwO pwoudest of them UwU shaww weww hear of :3 it. -^-^ Time hath nyot yet UwU so dwied ÚwÚ this :3 bwood of >_> minye, -x3 Nyow age UwU so eat x3 up x3 my invention, -x3 Nyow :3 fowtunye UwU made xDD such havoc of x3 my >_< means, -x3 Nyow x3 my :33 bad >w< wife weft ;;w;; me UwU so much of OwO fwiends, -OwO But ;;w;; they UwU shaww find :33 awak'd uWu in xDD such :3 a uWu kind -UwU Both ÚwÚ stwength of x3 wimb ÚwÚ and UwU powicy of UwU mind, -Abiwity uWu in >_< means, ÚwÚ and UwU choice of OwO fwiends, -;;w;; To ^.^ quit ;;w;; me of them OwO thwoughwy. -Fwiaw. >_> Pause ^-^ awhiwe -xDD And wet x3 my counsel xDD sway xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 case. -uWu Youw daughter OwO hewe x3 the pwinces left fow >_< dead, -Let her ^-^ awhiwe be secwetwy :33 kept x3 in, -xDD And xDD pubwish >w< it :3 that ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead :33 indeed; -xDD Maintain :3 a >w< mouwnying >_> ostentation, -xDD And on x3 youw family's ;;w;; owd ;;w;; monyument -Hang ^-^ mouwnfuw epitaphs, ÚwÚ and UwU do aww rites -:33 That >_< appewtain >w< unto :3 a OwO buwiaw. -Leon. >_> What UwU shaww :33 become of :3 this? >_> What xDD wiww ÚwÚ this ^-^ do? -Fwiaw. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ this weww cawwied UwU shaww on her behawf -Change ^-^ swandew to :33 wemowse. :33 That >_> is x3 some UwU good. -OwO But nyot fow :3 that dweam UwU I on ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange course, -OwO But on ÚwÚ this :3 twavaiw wook fow :33 gweatew xDD biwth. -:33 She ÚwÚ dying, >_< as >w< it ^w^ must be UwU so :3 maintain'd, ->_> Upon x3 the x3 instant :3 that ^.^ she UwU was xDD accus'd, -Shall be ÚwÚ wamented, >_< pitied, ÚwÚ and excus'd -Of every hearer; fow >w< it UwU so ^w^ fawws x3 out -:33 That >_> what ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ we >w< pwize nyot to x3 the ^.^ wowth -Whiwes ^.^ we ^.^ enjoy :33 it, >_> but ^.^ being wack'd ÚwÚ and :3 wost, -Why, xDD then ^.^ we ^.^ wack x3 the >w< vawue, xDD then ^.^ we find -uWu The viwtue :3 that >w< possession ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 show >_> us -Whiwes >w< it UwU was >_> ouws. ^w^ So xDD wiww >w< it ^-^ fawe with ^-^ Cwaudio. -x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww hear ^.^ she >w< died ;;w;; upon :33 his wowds, -xDD Th' >w< idea of her >w< wife UwU shaww sweetly :3 cweep -^.^ Into :33 his ^-^ study of >_< imaginyation, -xDD And every lovely UwU owgan of her >w< wife -Shall come apparell'd uWu in ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious habit, -uWu Mowe ^.^ moving, >_> dewicate, ÚwÚ and full of :3 wife, -^.^ Into x3 the ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and pwospect of :33 his :3 souw -Than when ^.^ she liv'd indeed. UwU Then UwU shaww ^.^ he mouwn -:33 (If OwO evew wuv xDD had ÚwÚ intewest uWu in :33 his UwU wivew) -xDD And ÚwÚ wish ^.^ he xDD had nyot UwU so accused her-- -:3 Nyo, ^w^ though be xDD thought :33 his :33 accusation true. -Let ÚwÚ this be >_> so, ÚwÚ and doubt nyot >_> but >w< success -Will fashion x3 the event uWu in xDD bettew xDD shape -Than UwU I ^.^ can uWu way >w< it down uWu in likelihood. -OwO But >_> if aww aim >_> but ÚwÚ this be levell'd :3 fawse, -uWu The supposition of x3 the >_> wady's :33 death -Will quench x3 the wonder of her xDD infamy. -xDD And >_> if >w< it ;;w;; sowt nyot weww, xDD you OwO may :33 conceaw hew, -;;w;; As best befits her wounded weputation, -^w^ In x3 some ^.^ wecwusive ÚwÚ and religious :3 wife, -UwU Out of aww ^w^ eyes, tongues, x3 minds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ injuwies. -Bene. :33 Signyiow Leonato, wet x3 the >w< fwiaw ;;w;; advise uWu you; -xDD And ^w^ though xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my ;;w;; inwawdnyess ÚwÚ and wuv -Is xDD vewy much >w< unto x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, -Yet, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, UwU I xDD wiww deal uWu in ÚwÚ this -;;w;; As secwetwy ÚwÚ and >_< justwy >_< as x3 youw :3 souw -Should with x3 youw body. -Leon. uWu Being :3 that UwU I fwow uWu in gwief, -uWu The xDD smawwest twinye OwO may lead x3 me. -Fwiaw. 'Tis weww ^w^ consented. Pwesentwy :3 away; -For to ;;w;; stwange x3 sowes OwO stwangewy ;;w;; they ;;w;; stwain x3 the x3 cuwe. -^.^ Come, UwU wady, ^-^ die to wive. This ÚwÚ wedding day -:3 Pewhaps >_> is >_> but ÚwÚ pwowong'd. :3 Have uWu patience ÚwÚ and enduwe. -Exeunt [all >_> but Benyedick ÚwÚ and uWu Beatwice]. -Bene. xDD Wady xDD Beatwice, uWu have xDD you :33 wept aww ÚwÚ this x3 whiwe? -Beat. Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww xDD weep :3 a OwO whiwe wongew. -Bene. UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^.^ desiwe x3 that. -Beat. >_> You uWu have nyo reason. UwU I UwU do >w< it x3 fweewy. -Bene. :3 Suwewy UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve x3 youw >w< faiw xDD cousin >_> is wronged. -Beat. xDD Ah, >w< how much ^w^ might x3 the x3 man OwO desewve of ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ wouwd >w< wight ->_> hew! -Bene. Is there xDD any uWu way to x3 show xDD such >_> fwiendship? -Beat. ^-^ A xDD vewy even :3 way, >_> but nyo xDD such :3 fwiend. -Bene. ^-^ May :3 a x3 man UwU do :33 it? -Beat. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a :33 man's office, >_> but nyot x3 youws. -Bene. UwU I UwU do wuv >_< nyothing uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU so weww >_< as OwO you. Is nyot :3 that ->w< stwange? -Beat. ;;w;; As ;;w;; stwange >_< as x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I ^.^ knyow not. ^.^ It :3 wewe >_< as OwO possibwe fow -;;w;; me to >_> say UwU I xDD wuvd >_< nyothing UwU so weww >_< as OwO you. OwO But ^-^ bewieve ;;w;; me x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and -yet UwU I >_< wie not. UwU I x3 confess uWu nyothing, nor UwU I UwU deny OwO nyothing. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy -fow x3 my :33 cousin. -Bene. ^-^ By x3 my uWu swowd, xDD Beatwice, xDD thou wuvst x3 me. -Beat. Do nyot x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and eat :3 it. -Bene. UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw ^.^ by >w< it :3 that xDD you wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him eat ->w< it :3 that ;;w;; says UwU I wuv nyot OwO you. -Beat. Will xDD you nyot eat x3 youw word? -Bene. With nyo UwU sauce :3 that ^.^ can be >w< devised to :3 it. UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I wuv -thee. -Beat. Why >w< then, ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! -Bene. >_> What ^-^ offence, x3 sweet ^w^ Beatwice? -Beat. >_> You uWu have ^.^ stayed ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a ^w^ happy hour. UwU I UwU was about to ^w^ pwotest UwU I -xDD wuvd OwO you. -Bene. xDD And UwU do >w< it with aww >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. -Beat. UwU I wuv xDD you with UwU so much of x3 my >_< heawt :3 that >_< nyonye >_> is left to -pwotest. -Bene. ^.^ Come, bid ;;w;; me UwU do ;;w;; anything fow thee. -Beat. ÚwÚ Kiww ^-^ Cwaudio. -Bene. uWu Ha! nyot fow x3 the uWu wide ;;w;; wowwd! -Beat. >_> You OwO kiww ;;w;; me to UwU deny :3 it. uWu Faweweww. -Bene. ;;w;; Tawwy, x3 sweet >_> Beatwice. -Beat. UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am hewe. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo wuv uWu in OwO you. Nyay, UwU I -pray xDD you wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. -Bene. Beatwice-- -Beat. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. -Bene. ^-^ We'ww be ^w^ fwiends fiwst. -Beat. >_> You dawe xDD easiew be ^w^ fwiends with ;;w;; me than >w< fight with >_< minye -enemy. -Bene. Is OwO Cwaudio ^.^ thinye enyemy? -Beat. Is xDD 'a nyot appwuvd uWu in x3 the height :3 a villain, :3 that hath -;;w;; swandewed, :33 scownyed, ^-^ dishonyouwed x3 my kinswoman? x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a -;;w;; man! What? UwU beaw her uWu in uWu hand ÚwÚ untiw ;;w;; they come to OwO take ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and -xDD then with public uWu accusation, uncover'd slander, UwU unmitigated -OwO wancouw--O :33 God, :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; man! UwU I ^.^ wouwd eat :33 his >_< heawt uWu in x3 the -xDD mawket ;;w;; pwace. -Bene. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< Beatwice! -Beat. Talk with :3 a x3 man x3 out uWu at :3 a x3 window!-a OwO pwopew x3 saying! -Bene. Nyay >_> but Beatwice-- -Beat. ÚwÚ Sweet :33 Hewo! ^.^ she >_> is wrong'd, ^.^ she >_> is sland'red, ^.^ she >_> is >_< undonye. -Bene. ;;w;; Beat-- -Beat. Princes ÚwÚ and OwO Counties! :3 Suwewy :3 a princely testimony, :3 a xDD goodwy -ÚwÚ count, xDD Count x3 Comfect, :3 a x3 sweet OwO gawwant ^-^ suwewy! x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a x3 man -fow :33 his uWu sake! ow :3 that UwU I xDD had xDD any :33 fwiend ^.^ wouwd be :3 a x3 man fow x3 my -uWu sake! OwO But manhood >_> is mewted x3 into ÚwÚ cuwsies, valour x3 into uWu compwiment, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men OwO awe >w< onwy >_> tuwn'd x3 into ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twim ^-^ onyes UwU too. >w< He >_> is nyow ->_< as uWu vawiant >_< as Hercules :3 that >w< onwy uWu tewws :3 a >w< wie,and ÚwÚ sweaws :3 it. UwU I -;;w;; cannyot be :3 a x3 man with >_< wishing; >_< thewefowe UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die :3 a OwO woman with -:33 gwieving. -Bene. ;;w;; Tawwy, ÚwÚ good >_> Beatwice. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I wuv thee. -Beat. ^w^ Use >w< it fow x3 my wuv x3 some othew uWu way than swearing ^.^ by :3 it. -Bene. ^w^ Think xDD you uWu in x3 youw :3 souw x3 the xDD Count OwO Cwaudio hath wrong'd Hero? -Beat. Yea, >_< as >_< suwe >_> is UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD thought ow :3 a ^-^ souw. -Bene. ;;w;; Enyough, UwU I ^w^ am :3 engag'd, UwU I xDD wiww challenge ^.^ him. UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss x3 youw -uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO weave OwO you. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, OwO Cwaudio UwU shaww render ;;w;; me :3 a -uWu deaw OwO account. ;;w;; As xDD you hear of uWu me, UwU so think of x3 me. Go uWu comfowt x3 youw -:33 cousin. UwU I ^w^ must >_> say ^.^ she >_> is dead-and UwU so farewell. -[Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A x3 pwison. - -Entew x3 the UwU Constabwes [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vewges] ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Sexton, uWu in uWu gowns, -[and x3 the uWu Watch, with Conrade uWu and] Borachio. - -^w^ Dog. Is UwU ouw whole dissembly >_> appeaw'd? ->_> Vewg. >_< O, :3 a :33 stoow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> cushion fow x3 the UwU sexton. -:33 Sex. >_< Which be x3 the xDD mawefactows? -^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^w^ am UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my partner. ->_> Vewg. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. We uWu have x3 the >_> exhibition to x3 examinye. -:33 Sex. OwO But which OwO awe x3 the offenders :3 that OwO awe to be examinyed? wet them -come >w< befowe >_< Mastew Constable. -^w^ Dog. Yea, marry, wet them come >w< befowe x3 me. >_> What >_> is x3 youw :33 nyame, ->w< fwiend? -Bor. Borachio. -^w^ Dog. >_> Pway >w< wwite down Borachio. OwO Youws, ÚwÚ siwwah? -x3 Con. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ;;w;; Conwade. -^w^ Dog. :3 Wwite down >_< Mastew Gentweman ;;w;; Conwade. Masters, UwU do xDD you serve -;;w;; God? -;;w;; Both. Yea, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ^-^ hope. -^w^ Dog. :3 Wwite down :3 that ;;w;; they UwU hope ;;w;; they serve x3 God; ÚwÚ and >w< wwite ^w^ God ÚwÚ fiwst, -fow ^w^ God ;;w;; defend >_> but ^w^ God >_> shouwd OwO go >w< befowe xDD such viwwains! Masters, ->w< it >_> is >_> pwuvd xDD awweady :3 that xDD you OwO awe xDD wittwe xDD bettew than UwU fawse -knaves, ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD wiww OwO go nyeaw to be xDD thought UwU so >w< showtwy. How answew -xDD you fow >w< youwsewves? -x3 Con. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we >_> say ^.^ we OwO awe none. -^w^ Dog. ^-^ A marvellous ^.^ witty fewwow, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww OwO go about -with ^.^ him. :3 Come xDD you hithew, sirrah. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd uWu in x3 youw :3 eaw. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> say -to UwU you, >w< it >_> is xDD thought xDD you OwO awe UwU fawse >_> knyaves. ->_> Bowa. UwU Siw, UwU I >_> say to xDD you ^.^ we OwO awe none. -^w^ Dog. xDD Weww, stand xDD aside. ^-^ Fowe :33 God, ;;w;; they OwO awe both uWu in :3 a ^-^ tawe. -:3 Have xDD you ^-^ wwit down :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe none? -:33 Sex. >_< Mastew ^-^ Constabwe, xDD you OwO go nyot x3 the uWu way to x3 examinye. >_> You ^w^ must caww -fowth x3 the ;;w;; watch :3 that OwO awe uWu theiw accusers. -^w^ Dog. Yea, marry, ^w^ that's x3 the eftest >_> way. Let x3 the ;;w;; watch come forth. -Masters, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's xDD nyame ;;w;; accuse these ^.^ men. -:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. This x3 man said, ^w^ siw, :3 that ^.^ Don John x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's ÚwÚ bwothew -UwU was :3 a villain. -^w^ Dog. :3 Wwite down Prince John :3 a villain. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is flat >_< pewjuwy, -to caww :3 a UwU pwince's ÚwÚ bwothew villain. ->_> Bowa. >_< Mastew ^w^ Constabwe-- -^w^ Dog. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, fewwow, peace. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike >w< thy look, UwU I promise -thee. -:33 Sex. >_> What heard xDD you ^.^ him >_> say else? -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^.^ he xDD had uWu weceived :3 a thousand ;;w;; ducats of ^.^ Don John -fow accusing x3 the xDD Wady ^.^ Hewo xDD wwongfuwwy. -^w^ Dog. ^.^ Fwat >_< buwgwawy >_< as OwO evew UwU was :33 committed. ->_> Vewg. Yea, ^.^ by x3 th' UwU mass, :3 that >w< it >w< is. -:33 Sex. >_> What else, fewwow? -:3 1. ÚwÚ Watch. xDD And :3 that xDD Count OwO Cwaudio uWu did mean, ;;w;; upon :33 his wowds, to -xDD disgwace ^.^ Hewo >w< befowe x3 the whole ;;w;; assembwy, ÚwÚ and nyot marry her. -^w^ Dog. x3 O :33 viwwain! xDD thou wiwt be condemn'd x3 into everlasting wedemption -fow UwU this. -:33 Sex. >_> What else? -Watchmen. This >_> is all. -:33 Sex. xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> mowe, mastews, than xDD you ^.^ can deny. Prince John >_> is -ÚwÚ this mownying secwetwy :3 stow'n xDD away. ^.^ Hewo UwU was uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mannyew -xDD accus'd, uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ wefus'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; upon x3 the grief of ÚwÚ this -;;w;; suddenwy ÚwÚ died. >_< Mastew ^-^ Constabwe, wet these ;;w;; men be bound ÚwÚ and -^.^ bwought to ^-^ Weonyato's. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >w< befowe ÚwÚ and x3 show ^.^ him uWu theiw -;;w;; examinyation. ^-^ [Exit.] -^w^ Dog. ^.^ Come, wet them be ^-^ opinyion'd. ->_> Vewg. Let them be uWu in x3 the hands-- -x3 Con. Off, UwU coxcomb! -^w^ Dog. >_> God's x3 my :3 wife, where's x3 the OwO sexton? Let ^.^ him >w< wwite down x3 the -;;w;; Pwince's officer ^.^ coxcomb. ^.^ Come, bind uWu them.--Thou naughty OwO vawwet! -x3 Con. >_> Away! xDD you OwO awe >w< an ass, xDD you OwO awe >w< an ass. -^w^ Dog. uWu Dost xDD thou nyot >_> suspect x3 my :3 pwace? uWu Dost xDD thou nyot >_> suspect x3 my -years? x3 O :3 that ^.^ he :3 wewe OwO hewe to >w< wwite ;;w;; me down >w< an ^w^ ass! But, mastews, -remember :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass. ;;w;; Though >w< it be nyot ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; down, yet -x3 fowget nyot :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< an ass. :3 Nyo, xDD thou villain, xDD thou awt full of -piety, >_< as UwU shaww be ^.^ pwov'd ;;w;; upon uWu thee ^.^ by ÚwÚ good witness. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a uWu wise -fellow; ÚwÚ and which >_> is >_> mowe, >w< an >w< officew; ÚwÚ and which >_> is >_> mowe, :3 a -^-^ househowdew; ÚwÚ and which >_> is >_> mowe, >_< as OwO pwetty :3 a ^.^ piece of >w< fwesh >_< as xDD any ->_> is uWu in ÚwÚ Messinya, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows x3 the waw, OwO go ÚwÚ to! ÚwÚ and :3 a rich -fewwow UwU enyough, OwO go ÚwÚ to! ÚwÚ and :3 a fewwow :3 that hath xDD had ^.^ wosses; ÚwÚ and one -:3 that hath >w< two ^.^ gowns ÚwÚ and evewything handsome about ^.^ him. Bring ^.^ him -xDD away. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD had :33 been ^-^ wwit down >w< an ^w^ ass! -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. -uWu The stweet, nyeaw Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Weonyato ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew :3 [ xDD Antonyio]. - -Ant. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO go on thus, xDD you xDD wiww OwO kiww yourself, -xDD And UwU 'tis nyot ^.^ wisdom OwO thus to second grief -^w^ Against OwO youwsewf. -Leon. UwU I pray uWu thee xDD cease >w< thy counsew, ->_< Which ^w^ fawws x3 into >_< minye OwO eaws >_< as :33 pwofitwess -;;w;; As UwU watew uWu in :3 a ^-^ sieve. Give nyot ;;w;; me counsew, -x3 Nyow wet nyo comforter delight >_< minye ear -OwO But xDD such :3 a one x3 whose >_< wwongs UwU do >_> suit with ^w^ minye. -Bring ;;w;; me :3 a >w< fathew :3 that UwU so :3 wov'd :33 his child, ->_< Whose joy of her >_> is overwhelm'd ^.^ wike >_> minye, -xDD And bid ^.^ him speak to ;;w;; me of OwO patience. -Measure :33 his woe x3 the :33 wength ÚwÚ and bweadth of >_> minye, -xDD And wet >w< it answew every ;;w;; stwain fow :33 stwain, -;;w;; As OwO thus fow thus, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a grief fow xDD such, -^w^ In every winyeament, branch, UwU shape, ÚwÚ and fowm. -;;w;; If xDD such :3 a one xDD wiww ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwoke :33 his UwU beawd, -x3 Bid sorrow wag, cwy ÚwÚ 'hem' when ^.^ he >_> shouwd gwoan, -Patch grief with pwuvwbs, >_< make OwO misfowtunye UwU dwunk -With xDD candwe-wastews--bwing ^.^ him yet to uWu me, -xDD And UwU I of ^.^ him xDD wiww gathew OwO patience. -OwO But there >_> is nyo xDD such xDD man; for, brother, ;;w;; men -UwU Can counsel ÚwÚ and speak uWu comfowt to :3 that grief ->_< Which ;;w;; they x3 themsewves nyot feel; but, :3 tasting :33 it, -^-^ Theiw counsel tuwns to ^-^ passion, which >w< befowe -Wouwd UwU give pweceptiaw medicinye to rage, -OwO Fettew >w< stwong ^-^ madnyess uWu in :3 a siwken ^w^ thwead, -^-^ Chawm ache with ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and agony with ÚwÚ wowds. -:3 Nyo, no! 'Tis aww men's ^.^ office to speak uWu patience -;;w;; To UwU those :3 that wring :33 undew x3 the woad of >_> sowwow, -OwO But nyo :33 man's viwtue nor xDD sufficiency -;;w;; To be UwU so :3 mowaw when ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO enduwe -uWu The ^.^ wike himself. Therefore UwU give ;;w;; me nyo :3 counsew. -OwO My griefs cwy :33 woudew than :33 advewtisement. -Ant. OwO Thewein UwU do ;;w;; men from x3 chiwdwen >_< nyothing ^-^ diffew. -Leon. UwU I pray uWu thee peace. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; -For there UwU was >_< nyevew yet x3 phiwosophew -:33 That couwd OwO enduwe x3 the UwU toothache patientwy, -UwU Howevew ;;w;; they uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 the >_> stywe of gods -xDD And UwU made :3 a :3 push uWu at chance ÚwÚ and sufferance. -Ant. ÚwÚ Yet >w< bend nyot aww x3 the x3 hawm ;;w;; upon OwO youwsewf. -^-^ Make UwU those :3 that UwU do ^-^ offend xDD you suffew UwU too. -Leon. >_> Thewe xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st reason. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do :3 so. -OwO My :3 souw xDD doth tell ;;w;; me ^.^ Hewo >_> is belied; -xDD And :3 that UwU shaww OwO Cwaudio know; UwU so UwU shaww x3 the >_< Pwince, -xDD And aww of them :3 that OwO thus x3 dishonyouw her. - -Entew ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. - -Ant. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio ;;w;; hastiwy. -Pedwo. ^-^ Good ^.^ den, ^-^ Good >_> den. ->_< Cwaud. ^-^ Good day to both of OwO you. -Leon. >w< Heaw UwU you, x3 my lords! -Pedwo. We uWu have x3 some xDD haste, :33 Weonyato. -Leon. ;;w;; Some xDD haste, x3 my ^.^ wowd! weww, ^-^ fawe xDD you weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so >_> hasty ^.^ nyow? xDD Weww, aww >_> is onye. -Pedwo. Nyay, UwU do nyot ^-^ quawwew with us, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd man. -Ant. ;;w;; If ^.^ he couwd >w< wight >_< himsewf with ^-^ quawwewwing, -;;w;; Some of >_> us ^.^ wouwd >_< wie wow. ->_< Cwaud. Who >_< wwongs him? -Leon. OwO Mawwy, xDD thou dost wrong uWu me, xDD thou dissembler, ^w^ thou! -Nyay, >_< nyevew uWu way >w< thy uWu hand ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^-^ swowd; -UwU I feaw uWu thee not. ->_< Cwaud. Mawy, :3 beshwew x3 my uWu hand -;;w;; If >w< it >_> shouwd UwU give x3 youw age xDD such cause of ;;w;; feaw. -^w^ In ^w^ faith, x3 my uWu hand meant >_< nyothing to x3 my ^-^ swowd. -Leon. Tush, >_< tush, ;;w;; man! >_< nyevew ÚwÚ fweew ÚwÚ and xDD jest uWu at ;;w;; me -UwU I speak nyot ^.^ wike :3 a >_< dotawd nor :3 a x3 foow, -;;w;; As :33 undew OwO pwiviwege of age to bwag ->_> What UwU I uWu have donye ^.^ being >_> young, ow >_> what ^.^ wouwd UwU do, -^.^ Wewe UwU I nyot ^-^ owd. Knyow, Claudio, to >w< thy head, -^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU so wrong'd >_< minye innocent chiwd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowc'd to uWu way x3 my ^w^ wevewence ^.^ by -^.^ And, with ^w^ gwey >_< haiws ÚwÚ and bwuise of UwU many uWu days, -Do challenge uWu thee to uWu twiaw of :3 a man. -UwU I >_> say xDD thou x3 hast belied >_< minye innocent child; -x3 Thy ^-^ swandew hath >_> gonye ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough her uWu heawt, -xDD And ^.^ she lied buried with her ancestors- ->_< O, uWu in :3 a tomb :3 whewe >_< nyevew OwO scandaw swept, -:3 Save ÚwÚ this of ÚwÚ hews, >w< fwam'd ^.^ by >w< thy >_< viwwany! ->_< Cwaud. OwO My villany? -Leon. Thinye, ^w^ Cwaudio; ^.^ thinye UwU I :3 say. -Pedwo. >_> You >_> say nyot wight, ;;w;; owd x3 man -Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my uWu wowd, -I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it on :33 his >w< body >_> if ^.^ he x3 dawe, -^-^ Despite :33 his UwU nyice ;;w;; fence ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO active ^-^ pwactice, -ÚwÚ His ^-^ May of :33 youth ÚwÚ and bloom of ^.^ wustihood. ->_< Cwaud. >_> Away! UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have to UwU do with OwO you. -Leon. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou UwU so ^w^ daff me? ^.^ Thou x3 hast kill'd x3 my :33 chiwd. -;;w;; If xDD thou ^-^ kiww'st uWu me, ^-^ boy, xDD thou shalt OwO kiww :3 a man. -:3 And. >w< He UwU shaww OwO kiww >w< two of us, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men ÚwÚ indeed -OwO But ^w^ that's nyo mattew; wet ^.^ him OwO kiww one fiwst. -Win ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw me! Let ^.^ him answew x3 me. -^.^ Come, ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, >w< boy,. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw ^-^ boy, come ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -Sir ^-^ boy, I'll whip xDD you from x3 youw foining UwU fence! -Nyay, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentweman, UwU I :33 wiww. -Leon. ^.^ Bwothew-- -Ant. ^.^ Content OwO youwsewf. ^w^ God xDD knyows UwU I :3 wov'd x3 my UwU nyiece, -xDD And ^.^ she >_> is >_< dead, UwU swandew'd to :33 death ^.^ by >_> viwwains, -:33 That dawe >_< as weww answew :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ indeed -;;w;; As UwU I dawe OwO take :3 a serpent ^.^ by x3 the :33 tongue. -:3 Boys, ÚwÚ apes, bwaggawts, jacks, miwksops! -Leon. ^-^ Bwothew Anthony-- -Ant. :33 Howd xDD you OwO content. What, ;;w;; man! UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ them, >w< yea, -xDD And >_> what ;;w;; they >_< weigh, even to x3 the utmost :3 scwupwe, -Scambwing, outfacing, :3 fashion-monging boys, -:33 That >_< wie ÚwÚ and :3 cog ÚwÚ and flout, UwU depwave ÚwÚ and slander, -Go ;;w;; anticwy, x3 show :33 outwawd >_> hideousnyess, -xDD And speak x3 off half :3 a ^.^ dozen ÚwÚ dang'wous wowds, -How ;;w;; they ^w^ might ÚwÚ huwt uWu theiw UwU enyemies, >_> if ;;w;; they durst; -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is all. -Leon. But, ÚwÚ bwothew Anthony-- -Ant. ^.^ Come, UwU 'tis nyo :3 mattew. -Do nyot xDD you >_> meddwe; wet ;;w;; me deal uWu in UwU this. -Pedwo. ^.^ Gentwemen xDD both, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot wake x3 youw OwO patience. -OwO My >_< heawt >_> is sowwy fow x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's ÚwÚ death; -But, on x3 my honyouw, ^.^ she UwU was :3 chawg'd with >_< nyothing -OwO But >_> what UwU was ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy full of :33 pwoof. -Leon. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ÚwÚ wowd-- -Pedwo. UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear OwO you. -Leon. uWu Nyo? ^.^ Come, brother, uWu away!--I xDD wiww be heawd. -Ant. xDD And UwU shaww, ow x3 some of >_> us xDD wiww ^-^ smawt fow :3 it. -Exeunt ambo. - -Entew Benedick. - -Pedwo. :3 See, uWu see! :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 man ^.^ we OwO went to seek. ->_< Cwaud. >_> Nyow, signior, >_> what nyews? -Bene. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. Welcome, ;;w;; signyiow. >_> You OwO awe almost come to ÚwÚ pawt almost :3 a fray. ->_< Cwaud. We xDD had ^-^ wik'd to uWu have xDD had UwU ouw >w< two :33 nyoses snapp'd x3 off with >w< two -;;w;; owd ;;w;; men ^-^ without teeth. -Pedwo. Weonyato ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ bwothew. >_> What think'st thou? xDD Had ^.^ we :33 fought, -UwU I doubt ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been ^w^ too xDD young fow OwO them. -Bene. ^w^ In :3 a UwU fawse ^-^ quawwew there >_> is nyo true ;;w;; vawouw. UwU I ^-^ came to >_> seek -xDD you xDD both. ->_< Cwaud. We uWu have :33 been x3 up ÚwÚ and down to >_> seek ÚwÚ thee; fow ^.^ we OwO awe >w< high-pwoof -UwU mewanchowy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have >w< it beaten xDD away. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou use >w< thy -^-^ wit? -Bene. ^.^ It >_> is uWu in x3 my :33 scabbawd. Shall UwU I dwaw :33 it? -Pedwo. uWu Dost xDD thou ^-^ weaw >w< thy wit ^.^ by >w< thy ^-^ side? ->_< Cwaud. xDD Nyevew xDD any uWu did >_> so, ^w^ though xDD vewy UwU many uWu have :33 been :3 beside uWu theiw ->_< wit. UwU I xDD wiww bid uWu thee dwaw, >_< as ^.^ we UwU do x3 the ^-^ minstwew--dwaw to -:3 pweasuwe >_> us. -Pedwo. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, ^.^ he :33 wooks xDD pawe. Awt xDD thou >w< sick ow -^.^ angwy? ->_< Cwaud. What, couwage, ;;w;; man! >_> What ^w^ though :3 cawe kill'd :3 a cat, xDD thou x3 hast -mettle enough uWu in uWu thee to OwO kiww >w< cawe. -Bene. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww :3 meet x3 youw wit uWu in x3 the caweew >w< an xDD you :3 chawge >w< it -OwO against x3 me. UwU I pray xDD you choose anyothew xDD subject. ->_< Cwaud. Nyay >w< then, UwU give ^.^ him anyothew staff; ÚwÚ this >w< wast UwU was broke cross. -Pedwo. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, ^.^ he :33 changes ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. UwU I think ^.^ he be angry -indeed. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be, ^.^ he xDD knyows >w< how to turn :33 his OwO giwdwe. -Bene. Shall UwU I speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd uWu in x3 youw ear? ->_< Cwaud. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ;;w;; me from :3 a xDD chawwenge! -Bene. ÚwÚ [aside to :3 Cwaudio] >_> You OwO awe :3 a villain. UwU I xDD jest x3 nyot; UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ->w< it ÚwÚ good >w< how xDD you x3 dawe, with >_> what xDD you x3 dawe, ÚwÚ and when xDD you OwO dawe. Do -;;w;; me wight, ow UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ pwotest x3 youw >_> cowawdice. >_> You uWu have kill'd :3 a -x3 sweet UwU wady, ÚwÚ and her :33 death UwU shaww faww x3 heavy on OwO you. Let ;;w;; me hear -from OwO you. ->_< Cwaud. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww :3 meet UwU you, UwU so UwU I OwO may uWu have ÚwÚ good cheer. -Pedwo. What, :3 a OwO feast, :3 a feast? ->_< Cwaud. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> thank :3 him, ^.^ he hath bid ;;w;; me to :3 a cawve's >_> head ÚwÚ and -:3 a ^w^ capon, x3 the which >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ cawve UwU most curiously, >_> say x3 my -knyife's nyaught. Shall UwU I nyot find :3 a :3 woodcock xDD too? -Bene. UwU Siw, x3 youw wit :3 ambwes well; >w< it xDD goes easily. -Pedwo. I'll tell uWu thee >w< how ^.^ Beatwice UwU pwais'd >w< thy wit x3 the othew x3 day. UwU I -uWu said xDD thou >w< hadst :3 a OwO finye wit: :33 'Twue,' uWu said uWu she, xDD 'a OwO finye xDD wittwe ->w< onye.' 'No,' uWu said I, xDD 'a great x3 wit.' xDD 'Wight,' ;;w;; says uWu she, xDD 'a great -gwoss >w< onye.' ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said I, xDD 'a ÚwÚ good x3 wit.' :3 'Just,' uWu said uWu she, 'it -OwO huwts ÚwÚ nyobody.' ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said I, ÚwÚ 'the ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is xDD wise.' ^-^ 'Cewtain,' -uWu said uWu she, :3 a uWu wise >w< gentweman.' ÚwÚ 'Nyay,' uWu said I, xDD 'he hath x3 the -tongues.' 'That UwU I believe' uWu said uWu she, UwU 'fow ^.^ he >w< swowe :3 a ^.^ thing to ;;w;; me -on OwO Monday >w< nyight which ^.^ he fowswowe on Tuesday xDD mownying. >_> Thewe's :3 a -:3 doubwe tongue; there's >w< two tongues.' ^-^ Thus uWu did ^.^ she >w< an >_> houw -togethew ^w^ twansshape >w< thy xDD pawticuwaw virtues. ÚwÚ Yet uWu at >w< wast ^.^ she -^-^ concwuded with :3 a uWu sigh, xDD thou >w< wast x3 the OwO pwopew'st x3 man uWu in Italy. ->_< Cwaud. For x3 the which ^.^ she :33 wept UwU heawtiwy ÚwÚ and uWu said ^.^ she cared not. -Pedwo. Yea, :3 that ^.^ she ^.^ did; >_> but ^w^ yet, fow aww :3 that, >w< an >_> if ^.^ she uWu did nyot -^-^ hate ^.^ him deadly, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd wuv ^.^ him deawwy. uWu The ;;w;; owd :33 man's -daughter told >_> us all. ->_< Cwaud. Aww, :33 aww! ÚwÚ and ^w^ moweuvw, ^w^ God saw ^.^ him when ^.^ he UwU was >_< hid uWu in x3 the -;;w;; gawden. -Pedwo. OwO But when UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu set x3 the x3 savage >w< buww's >w< howns on x3 the -^-^ sensibwe OwO Benyedick's head? ->_< Cwaud. Yea, ÚwÚ and uWu text >w< undewnyeath, ;;w;; 'Hewe dwells Benedick, x3 the mawwied -:33 man'? -Bene. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, ^.^ boy; xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 mind. UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave xDD you nyow to -x3 youw gossiplike humouw. >_> You bweak jests >_< as bwaggawds UwU do uWu theiw -;;w;; bwades, which ^w^ God be ^-^ thanked ÚwÚ huwt not. OwO My uWu wowd, fow x3 youw UwU many -couwtesies UwU I >_> thank OwO you. UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; discontinyue x3 youw UwU company. uWu Youw -ÚwÚ bwothew x3 the ^.^ bastawd >_> is ^w^ fwed from Messina. >_> You uWu have ^-^ among xDD you -kill'd :3 a x3 sweet ÚwÚ and innocent >_> wady. For x3 my Lord >_> Wackbeawd thewe, ^.^ he -ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; meet; ÚwÚ and >w< tiww xDD then uWu peace be with ^.^ him. -^-^ [Exit.] -Pedwo. >w< He >_> is uWu in >w< eawnyest. ->_< Cwaud. ^w^ In UwU most profound :33 eawnyest; x3 and, I'll :33 wawwant UwU you, fow x3 the -wuv of >_> Beatwice. -Pedwo. xDD And hath challeng'd thee. ->_< Cwaud. :3 Most sincerely. -Pedwo. >_> What :3 a OwO pwetty ^.^ thing x3 man >_> is when ^.^ he xDD goes uWu in :33 his ^w^ doubwet ÚwÚ and ->_> hose ÚwÚ and >w< weaves x3 off :33 his wit! - -Entew UwU Constabwes [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vewges, with x3 the uWu Watch, :33 weading] -Conrade ÚwÚ and Borachio. - ->_< Cwaud. >w< He >_> is xDD then :3 a giant to >w< an ape; >_> but xDD then >_> is >w< an ^w^ ape :3 a x3 doctow to -xDD such :3 a man. -Pedwo. But, soft UwU you, wet ;;w;; me OwO be! Pluck up, x3 my uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and be xDD sad! -Did ^.^ he nyot >_> say x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was fled? -^w^ Dog. :3 Come UwU you, sir. ;;w;; If justice ;;w;; cannyot >w< tame UwU you, ^.^ she UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew ->w< weigh ^.^ mowe weasons uWu in her balance. Nyay, >w< an xDD you be :3 a ^-^ cuwsing -hypocrite ^w^ once, xDD you ^w^ must be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. -Pedwo. How ^.^ nyow? >w< two of x3 my brother's ;;w;; men ;;w;; bound? Borachio onye. ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Heawken ÚwÚ aftew uWu theiw ^-^ offence, x3 my OwO wowd. -Pedwo. ^-^ Officews, >_> what offence uWu have these ;;w;; men done? -^w^ Dog. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they uWu have >_> committed UwU fawse >w< wepowt; ^w^ moweuvw, ;;w;; they -uWu have >w< spoken uWu untwuths; secondarily, ;;w;; they OwO awe swandews; uWu sixth ÚwÚ and -lastly, ;;w;; they uWu have belied :3 a ;;w;; wady; ^w^ thiwdwy, ;;w;; they uWu have vewified -:33 unjust >_> things; ÚwÚ and to ^w^ concwude, ;;w;; they OwO awe lying >_> knyaves. -Pedwo. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU I ^w^ ask uWu thee >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have donye; ^w^ thiwdwy, UwU I ^w^ ask uWu thee -UwU what's uWu theiw offence; uWu sixth ÚwÚ and lastly, >w< why ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; committed; -ÚwÚ and to ^w^ concwude, >_> what xDD you uWu way to uWu theiw chawge. ->_< Cwaud. xDD Wightwy reasoned, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his UwU own ^.^ division; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my troth -there's one meaning weww UwU suited. -Pedwo. Who uWu have xDD you ^.^ offended, mastews, :3 that xDD you OwO awe OwO thus bound to -x3 youw answer? This :33 weawnyed ÚwÚ constabwe >_> is ^w^ too x3 cunnying to be -;;w;; undewstood. x3 What's x3 youw x3 offence? ->_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, wet ;;w;; me OwO go nyo ^-^ fawthew to >_< minye answer. Do xDD you -hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and wet ÚwÚ this xDD Count OwO kiww x3 me. UwU I uWu have deceived even x3 youw -xDD vewy :3 eyes. >_> What x3 youw wisdoms couwd nyot discover, these shallow -foows uWu have ^.^ bwought to wight, who uWu in x3 the >w< nyight uvwheawd ;;w;; me -confessing to ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, >w< how ^.^ Don John x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu incensed ;;w;; me to -^-^ swandew x3 the xDD Wady :33 Hewo; >w< how xDD you :3 wewe ^.^ bwought x3 into x3 the orchard ÚwÚ and -saw ;;w;; me court Margaret uWu in Hero's UwU gawments; >w< how xDD you x3 disgwac'd her -when xDD you >_> shouwd marry her. OwO My viwwany ;;w;; they uWu have ;;w;; upon record, -which UwU I xDD had rather UwU seaw with x3 my :33 death than wepeat uvw to x3 my -;;w;; shame. uWu The uWu wady >_> is >_< dead ;;w;; upon >_< minye ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD mastew's UwU fawse ->_> accusation; ÚwÚ and bwiefwy, UwU I ^.^ desiwe >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the wewawd of :3 a -villain. -Pedwo. ;;w;; Wuns nyot ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ speech ^.^ wike iwon ^w^ thwough x3 youw >_< bwood? ->_< Cwaud. UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk x3 poison whiwes ^.^ he OwO uttew'd :3 it. -Pedwo. OwO But uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew uWu set uWu thee on to :3 this? ->_> Bowa. Yea, ÚwÚ and paid ;;w;; me :33 wichwy fow x3 the pwactice of :3 it. -Pedwo. >w< He >_> is xDD compos'd ÚwÚ and >w< fwam'd of :33 tweachewy, -xDD And ^w^ fwed ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ;;w;; viwwany. ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Sweet Hero, nyow >w< thy x3 image xDD doth appeaw -^w^ In x3 the OwO wawe ÚwÚ sembwance :3 that UwU I :3 wov'd >w< it fiwst. -^w^ Dog. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing OwO away x3 the pwaintiffs. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this time UwU ouw >_> sexton hath -wefowmed :33 Signyiow Weonyato of x3 the :3 mattew. ^.^ And, mastews, UwU do nyot -x3 fowget to ;;w;; specify, when time ÚwÚ and :33 pwace UwU shaww OwO sewve, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< an -ass. ->_> Vewg. Here, OwO hewe x3 comes >_< Mastew :33 Signyiow Leonato, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> sexton UwU too. - -Entew Leonato, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew [Antonio], ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 Sexton. - -Leon. >_< Which >_> is x3 the >w< viwwain? Let ;;w;; me >_> see :33 his ^w^ eyes, -^.^ That, when UwU I ^-^ nyote anyothew x3 man ^.^ wike :3 him, -UwU I OwO may avoid ^.^ him. >_< Which of these >_> is uWu he? ->_> Bowa. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^w^ wwongew, wook on x3 me. -Leon. Awt xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; swave :3 that with >w< thy UwU bweath x3 hast kill'd -Mine innocent >w< chiwd? ->_> Bowa. Yea, even UwU I >_< awonye. -Leon. :3 Nyo, nyot >_> so, :33 viwwain! xDD thou beliest thysewf. -:3 Hewe stand :3 a :33 paiw of ^.^ honyouwabwe men-- -^-^ A thiwd >_> is >w< fwed--that xDD had :3 a uWu hand uWu in :3 it. -UwU I >_> thank xDD you pwinces fow x3 my ^w^ daughtew's death. -Wecowd >w< it with x3 youw xDD high ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthy >_> deeds. ->_< 'Twas bravely :33 donye, >_> if xDD you ^.^ bethink xDD you of :3 it. ->_< Cwaud. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to pray x3 youw >_> patience; -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^w^ must >_< speak. Choose x3 youw xDD wevenge :33 youwsewf; -xDD Impose ;;w;; me to >_> what >_< penyance x3 youw >w< invention -UwU Can uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< sin. ÚwÚ Yet sinn'd UwU I nyot -OwO But uWu in mistaking. -Pedwo. ^-^ By x3 my x3 souw, nor >_< I! -xDD And ^w^ yet, to satisfy ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< bend :33 undew xDD any x3 heavy >_> weight -:33 That he'ww ;;w;; enjoin ;;w;; me ;;w;; to. -Leon. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot bid xDD you bid x3 my daughter >_> wive- -:33 That :3 wewe impossibwe; >_> but UwU I pray xDD you xDD both, -Possess x3 the OwO peopwe uWu in x3 Messinya OwO hewe -How innocent ^.^ she died; ÚwÚ and >_> if x3 youw wuv -UwU Can labour ^.^ aught uWu in >_> sad invention, -Hang her >w< an UwU epitaph ;;w;; upon her ;;w;; tomb, -xDD And ^.^ sing >w< it to her >w< bonyes--sing >w< it to-night. ->_< To-mowwow mownying come xDD you to x3 my house, -xDD And xDD since xDD you couwd nyot be x3 my x3 son-in-waw, -^w^ Be yet x3 my OwO nyephew. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew hath :3 a ^w^ daughtew, -Awmost x3 the copy of x3 my chiwd ^w^ that's >_< dead, -xDD And ^.^ she awonye >_> is heir to both of >_> us. -Give her x3 the >w< wight xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have xDD giv'n her OwO cousin, -xDD And UwU so dies x3 my revenge. ->_< Cwaud. x3 O x3 nyobwe sir! -uWu Youw ^w^ uvw-kindnyess xDD doth wring tears from x3 me. -UwU I UwU do >_< embwace x3 youw ^-^ offew; ÚwÚ and ^-^ dispose -For henceforth of poor ^-^ Cwaudio. -Leon. >_< To-mowwow xDD then UwU I xDD wiww >_< expect x3 youw >w< coming; -;;w;; To-nyight UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. This naughty x3 man -Shall ^w^ fact to OwO face be ^.^ bwought to Margaret, -Who UwU I ^-^ bewieve UwU was ;;w;; pack'd uWu in aww ÚwÚ this wwong, -Hiw'd to >w< it ^.^ by x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. ->_> Bowa. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, ^.^ she UwU was x3 nyot; -x3 Nyow UwU knyew nyot >_> what ^.^ she uWu did when ^.^ she ^-^ spoke to OwO me; -OwO But awways hath :33 been >w< just ÚwÚ and virtuous -^w^ In ;;w;; anything :3 that UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ by her. -^w^ Dog. :33 Moweuvw, ^w^ siw, which ÚwÚ indeed >_> is nyot :33 undew ^-^ white ÚwÚ and black, ÚwÚ this -pwaintiff UwU hewe, x3 the UwU offendew, uWu did caww ;;w;; me ass. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you wet ->w< it be ^-^ wememb'wed uWu in :33 his punyishment. xDD And awso x3 the ;;w;; watch heard them -tawk of one :3 Defowmed. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he ^-^ weaws :3 a OwO key uWu in :33 his eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a -OwO wock >_< hanging ^.^ by :33 it, ÚwÚ and bowwows monyey uWu in >_> God's :33 nyame, x3 the which ^.^ he -hath ;;w;; us'd UwU so ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew paid :3 that nyow ;;w;; men gwow uWu hawd-heawted -ÚwÚ and xDD wiww xDD wend >_< nyothing fow >_> God's sake. >_> Pway xDD you >_> examinye ^.^ him ;;w;; upon -:3 that point. -Leon. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow >w< thy :3 cawe ÚwÚ and xDD honyest OwO pains. -^w^ Dog. uWu Youw :33 wowship xDD speaks ^.^ wike :3 a UwU most >w< thankfuw ÚwÚ and reverent youth, -ÚwÚ and UwU I praise ^w^ God fow OwO you. -Leon. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy OwO pains. xDD [Gives ^w^ monyey.] -^w^ Dog. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the foundation! -Leon. ^w^ Go, UwU I ;;w;; dischawge uWu thee of >w< thy pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank thee. -^w^ Dog. UwU I OwO weave >w< an uWu awwant x3 knyave with x3 youw worship, which UwU I :33 beseech -x3 youw :33 wowship to ^w^ cowwect yourself, fow x3 the ^w^ exampwe of ÚwÚ othews. -^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw wowship! UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 youw :33 wowship well. ^w^ God restore xDD you -to health! UwU I x3 humbwy UwU give xDD you OwO weave to uWu depawt; ÚwÚ and >_> if :3 a ^.^ mewwy -meeting OwO may be >_< wish'd, ^w^ God pwohibit :3 it! ^.^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw. -Exeunt [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and xDD Vewges]. -Leon. Untiw to-mowwow UwU mownying, wowds, farewell. -Ant. UwU Faweweww, x3 my lords. We wook fow xDD you ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -Pedwo. We xDD wiww nyot UwU faww. ->_< Cwaud. ;;w;; To-nyight I'll mouwn with :3 Hewo. -UwU [Exeunt ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio.] -Leon. >_> [to x3 the ^.^ Watch] Bring xDD you these ^w^ fewwows ;;w;; on.--We'ww tawk with -Margaret, -How her >_< acquaintance ^-^ gwew with ÚwÚ this x3 wewd UwU fewwow. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -Weonyato's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew Benyedick ÚwÚ and Margaret ^-^ [meeting]. - -Bene. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, x3 sweet Mistress Margaret, OwO desewve weww uWu at x3 my ^.^ hands -^.^ by ;;w;; hewping ;;w;; me to x3 the ÚwÚ speech of >_> Beatwice. -:3 Mawg. Will xDD you xDD then >w< wwite ;;w;; me :3 a sonnet uWu in praise of x3 my >_< beauty? -Bene. ^w^ In UwU so xDD high :3 a style, Margaret, :3 that nyo x3 man UwU wiving UwU shaww come -uvw uWu it; fow uWu in UwU most >_> comewy uWu twuth xDD thou ;;w;; desewvest :3 it. -:3 Mawg. ;;w;; To uWu have nyo x3 man come uvw me? Why, UwU shaww UwU I awways >_< keep bewow -xDD staiws? -Bene. x3 Thy wit >_> is >_< as ^w^ quick >_< as x3 the x3 gweyhound's mouth--it >_> catches. -:3 Mawg. xDD And >_> youws >_< as >w< bwunt >_< as x3 the fencer's foils, which ;;w;; hit >_> but ÚwÚ huwt -not. -Bene. ^-^ A UwU most xDD manwy ^w^ wit, ^.^ Mawgawet: >w< it xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt :3 a uWu woman. -xDD And UwU so UwU I pray uWu thee caww >_> Beatwice. UwU I UwU give uWu thee x3 the UwU buckwews. -:3 Mawg. Give >_> us x3 the swowds; ^.^ we uWu have :3 buckwews of UwU ouw own. -Bene. ;;w;; If xDD you use ÚwÚ them, Margaret, xDD you ^w^ must put uWu in x3 the >_< pikes with :3 a -xDD vice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu dangewous >_< weapons fow OwO maids. -:3 Mawg. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww caww ^.^ Beatwice to UwU you, who UwU I think hath wegs. -Bene. xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD wiww x3 come. -uWu Exit Margaret. -OwO [Sings] uWu The god of xDD wuv, -:33 That >_> sits :33 abuv -xDD And xDD knyows uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD knyows uWu me, -How ^w^ pitifuw UwU I desewve-- - -UwU I >_> mean uWu in singing; >_> but uWu in >w< woving :33 Weandew x3 the ÚwÚ good swimmew, -Twoiwus x3 the xDD fiwst employer of ^.^ pandews, ÚwÚ and :3 a whole ^w^ book full of -these x3 quondam >_< cawpet-mongews, x3 whose nyames yet >w< wun ^.^ smoothwy uWu in x3 the -even woad of :3 a ;;w;; bwank vewse--why, ;;w;; they :3 wewe >_< nyevew UwU so :33 twuwy >_> tuwn'd -uvw ÚwÚ and uvw >_< as x3 my poor self uWu in love. OwO Mawwy, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 show >w< it uWu in ->_> whyme. UwU I uWu have :3 twied. UwU I ^.^ can find x3 out nyo ^-^ whyme to 'lady' >_> but ^.^ 'baby' -:3 --an innocent ÚwÚ whyme; fow >w< 'scown,' ^.^ 'hown'--a x3 hawd ÚwÚ whyme; fow -OwO 'schoow', 'fool'--a x3 babbwing >_> whyme: xDD vewy >w< ominyous :3 endings! :3 Nyo, UwU I -UwU was nyot bown :33 undew :3 a whyming ^-^ pwanyet, nor ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ woo uWu in festival -tewms. - -Entew >_> Beatwice. - -ÚwÚ Sweet xDD Beatwice, wouldst xDD thou come when UwU I ^w^ caww'd thee? -Beat. Yea, signior, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ depawt when xDD you bid x3 me. -Bene. >_< O, xDD stay >_> but >w< tiww >w< then! -Beat. ^.^ 'Then' >_> is >_> spoken. >w< Fawe xDD you weww now. xDD And ^w^ yet, ere UwU I x3 go, wet -;;w;; me OwO go with :3 that UwU I ^-^ came for, which ;;w;; is, with x3 knyowing >_> what hath -:33 pass'd ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. -Bene. Onwy fouw words; ÚwÚ and thereupon UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss thee. -Beat. Foul wowds >_> is >_> but fouw ;;w;; wind, ÚwÚ and fouw wind >_> is >_> but fouw -:33 bweath, ÚwÚ and fouw UwU bweath >_> is >w< nyoisome. Therefore UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ depawt -uWu unkiss'd. -Bene. ^.^ Thou x3 hast frighted x3 the ;;w;; wowd x3 out of :33 his >w< wight sense, UwU so -forcible >_> is >w< thy >_< wit. OwO But UwU I ^w^ must tell uWu thee >_> pwainwy, OwO Cwaudio -undewgoes x3 my ÚwÚ chawwenge; ÚwÚ and xDD eithew UwU I ^w^ must x3 showtwy hear from ^.^ him -ow UwU I xDD wiww uWu subscwibe ^.^ him :3 a cowawd. xDD And UwU I pray uWu thee nyow tell uWu me, -fow which of x3 my :33 bad parts :33 didst xDD thou xDD fiwst faww uWu in wuv with me? -Beat. For them aww together, which ÚwÚ maintain'd UwU so ;;w;; powitic :3 a >w< state of -eviw :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot ^w^ admit xDD any ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ pawt to ÚwÚ intewmingwe with -OwO them. OwO But fow which of x3 my ÚwÚ good parts uWu did xDD you xDD fiwst suffew wuv -fow me? -Bene. Suffer >_< wuv!--a ÚwÚ good ^-^ epithet. UwU I UwU do suffew wuv :33 indeed, fow UwU I -wuv uWu thee OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. -Beat. ^w^ In x3 spite of x3 youw uWu heawt, UwU I UwU think. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :33 heawt! ;;w;; If xDD you -x3 spite >w< it fow x3 my ^w^ sake, UwU I xDD wiww x3 spite >w< it fow >_< youws, fow UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew -wuv :3 that which x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ hates. -Bene. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe ^w^ too uWu wise to ^.^ woo xDD peaceabwy. -Beat. ^.^ It >_> appeaws nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ confession. >_> Thewe's nyot one uWu wise x3 man -^-^ among twenty, :3 that xDD wiww praise himself. -Bene. ^-^ An :3 owd, >w< an ;;w;; owd uWu instance, xDD Beatwice, :3 that liv'd uWu in x3 the time of -ÚwÚ good ^.^ nyeighbouws. ;;w;; If :3 a x3 man UwU do nyot :33 ewect uWu in ÚwÚ this age :33 his UwU own tomb -ere ^.^ he dies, ^.^ he UwU shaww ^w^ wive nyo longer uWu in ;;w;; monyument than x3 the beww -rings ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ widow ^-^ weeps. -Beat. xDD And >w< how ^-^ wong >_> is :3 that, think you? -Bene. OwO Question: >w< why, >w< an >_> houw uWu in ^-^ cwamouw ÚwÚ and :3 a quarter uWu in rheum. -Therefore >_> is >w< it UwU most expedient fow x3 the >_< wise, >_> if ^.^ Don Wowm >_< (his -uWu conscience) find nyo x3 impediment to x3 the >_< contwawy, to be x3 the ÚwÚ twumpet -of :33 his UwU own viwtues, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am to :3 mysewf. ^w^ So much fow pwaising -myself, who, UwU I mysewf xDD wiww UwU beaw ^.^ witnyess, >_> is pwaisewowthy. xDD And nyow -tell uWu me, >w< how xDD doth x3 youw cousin? -Beat. Very ill. -Bene. xDD And >w< how UwU do you? -Beat. Very :33 iww UwU too. -Bene. >w< Sewve :33 God, wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< mend. >_> Thewe xDD wiww UwU I OwO weave xDD you :3 too, fow -OwO hewe x3 comes one uWu in ^.^ haste. - -Entew Ursula. - -Urs. uWu Madam, xDD you ^w^ must come to x3 youw uncle. x3 Yondew's ;;w;; owd coiw uWu at >_> home. -^.^ It >_> is >_> pwuvd x3 my xDD Wady ^.^ Hewo hath :33 been :3 fawsewy xDD accus'd, x3 the Prince -ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio >w< mightiwy ÚwÚ abus'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Don John >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ authow of all, -who >_> is ^w^ fwed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gonye. Will xDD you come ÚwÚ pwesentwy? -Beat. Will xDD you OwO go hear ÚwÚ this news, x3 signyiow? -Bene. UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wive uWu in >w< thy uWu heawt, ^-^ die uWu in >w< thy UwU wap, ÚwÚ and be buried >w< thy -eyes; ÚwÚ and ^w^ moweuvw, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with uWu thee to >w< thy ;;w;; uncwe's. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -^-^ A x3 chuwchyawd. - -Entew Claudio, ^.^ Don >w< Pedwo, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw with tapers, -[followed ^.^ by >w< Musicians]. - ->_< Cwaud. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the ;;w;; monyument of ÚwÚ Weonyato? -Lord. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ [weads from :3 a ^w^ scwoww] - -UwU Epitaph. - -Done to :33 death ^.^ by slanderous tongues -Was x3 the ^.^ Hewo :3 that OwO hewe uWu wies. -Death, uWu in ^.^ guewdon of her wrongs, ->w< Gives her fame which >_< nyevew OwO dies. -^w^ So x3 the >w< wife :3 that >w< died with ^-^ shame -Wives uWu in :33 death with glorious ^w^ fame. - -Hang xDD thou there ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; tomb, -;;w;; [Hangs x3 up x3 the scroll.] ->_< Pwaising her when UwU I ^w^ am :33 dumb. ->_> Nyow, ^.^ music, sound, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing x3 youw solemn >_> hymn. - -^w^ Song. - -Pawdon, ÚwÚ goddess of x3 the night, ->w< Those :3 that >_< swew >w< thy ;;w;; viwgin ;;w;; knyight; -For x3 the ^w^ which, with songs of woe, -Round about her tomb ;;w;; they ÚwÚ go. -Midnight, xDD assist UwU ouw >w< moan, -^-^ Hewp >_> us to x3 sigh ÚwÚ and gwoan -Heavily, ^.^ heaviwy, -^-^ Gwaves, ^w^ yawn ÚwÚ and yield x3 youw >_< dead, -Tiww :33 death be uttered -Heavily, heaviwy. - ->_< Cwaud. Now >w< unto >w< thy bones ÚwÚ good night! -Yeawwy xDD wiww UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ this OwO wite. -Pedwo. ^-^ Good morrow, ^w^ mastews. >_> Put x3 youw torches OwO out. -uWu The wolves uWu have >w< pwey'd, ÚwÚ and look, x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^-^ day, -^.^ Befowe x3 the ^.^ wheews of Phoebus, ;;w;; wound about -uWu Dappwes x3 the ^-^ dwowsy uWu east with OwO spots of >_> gwey. -x3 Thanks to xDD you all, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us. >w< Fawe xDD you well. ->_< Cwaud. ^-^ Good morrow, ^w^ mastews. x3 Each :33 his sevewaw >_> way. -Pedwo. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us >w< hence ÚwÚ and put on othew ÚwÚ weeds, -xDD And xDD then to Weonyato's ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And ;;w;; Hymen nyow with ^.^ wuckiew x3 issue ;;w;; speeds -Than ÚwÚ this fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we ^.^ wend'wed x3 up ÚwÚ this woe. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene IV -uWu The ^-^ haww uWu in Weonyato's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Leonato, Benedick, [Beatrice,] Margaret, Uwsuwa, Antonio, -uWu Fwiaw ÚwÚ [Fwancis], :3 Hewo. - -Fwiaw. Did UwU I nyot tell xDD you ^.^ she UwU was innocent? -Leon. ^w^ So OwO awe x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio, who ^-^ accus'd her ->_> Upon x3 the ewwow :3 that xDD you heard ^-^ debated. -OwO But Margaret UwU was uWu in x3 some ;;w;; fauwt fow uWu this, -Awthough OwO against her :33 wiww, >_< as >w< it >_> appeaws -^w^ In x3 the true course of aww x3 the x3 question. -Ant. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad :3 that aww ^.^ things ;;w;; sowt UwU so well. -Bene. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am I, ^.^ being >_> ewse ^.^ by :33 faith enforc'd -;;w;; To caww xDD young OwO Cwaudio to :3 a reckoning fow :3 it. -Leon. xDD Weww, ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and xDD you gentlewomen all, -Withdraw x3 into :3 a x3 chambew ^.^ by ^w^ youwsewves, -xDD And when UwU I >_> send fow UwU you, come ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ mask'd. -Exeunt Ladies. -uWu The Prince ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio pwomis'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> houw -;;w;; To x3 visit x3 me. >_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw office, ^-^ bwothew: ->_> You ^w^ must be >w< fathew to x3 youw brother's ^w^ daughtew, -xDD And UwU give her to xDD young ^-^ Cwaudio. -Ant. >_< Which UwU I xDD wiww UwU do with >w< confiwm'd ÚwÚ countenyance. -Bene. uWu Fwiaw, UwU I ^w^ must entweat x3 youw pains, UwU I UwU think. -Fwiaw. ;;w;; To UwU do x3 what, x3 signyiow? -Bene. ;;w;; To bind uWu me, ow undo ÚwÚ me--onye of OwO them. -:33 Signyiow Leonato, uWu twuth >w< it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ good signior, -uWu Youw uWu nyiece wegawds ;;w;; me with >w< an ^w^ eye of UwU favouw. -Leon. :33 That ^w^ eye x3 my daughter OwO went her. 'Tis UwU most true. -Bene. xDD And UwU I UwU do with >w< an ^w^ eye of wuv :3 wequite her. -Leon. uWu The ^.^ sight xDD wheweof UwU I think xDD you xDD had from uWu me, -Fwom Claudio, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< Pwince; >_> but UwU what's x3 youw xDD wiww? -Bene. uWu Youw ÚwÚ answew, ^w^ siw, >_> is ^-^ enyigmaticaw; -But, fow x3 my :33 wiww, x3 my xDD wiww ;;w;; is, x3 youw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww -^-^ May stand with >_> ouws, ÚwÚ this day to be ÚwÚ conjoin'd -^w^ In x3 the >w< state of ^.^ honyouwabwe mawwiage; -^w^ In ^w^ which, ÚwÚ good >_< fwiaw, UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ desiwe x3 youw ;;w;; hewp. -Leon. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is with x3 youw x3 wiking. -Fwiaw. xDD And x3 my ;;w;; hewp. - -Entew ^.^ Don ;;w;; Pedwo ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >w< two ow >w< thwee :3 othew. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Cwaudio. -Pedwo. ^-^ Good mowwow to ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ assembwy. -Leon. ^-^ Good morrow, >_< Pwince; ÚwÚ good morrow, ^-^ Cwaudio. -We OwO hewe >_< attend OwO you. ^w^ Awe xDD you yet ;;w;; detewmin'd -OwO To-day to marry with x3 my brother's daughter? ->_< Cwaud. I'll howd x3 my UwU mind, :3 wewe ^.^ she >w< an ^-^ Ethiope. -Leon. ;;w;; Caww her ^-^ fowth, ^-^ bwothew. >_> Hewe's x3 the >w< fwiaw weady. -;;w;; [Exit Antonyio.] -Pedwo. ^-^ Good morrow, Benedick. Why, UwU what's x3 the ;;w;; mattew -:33 That xDD you uWu have xDD such :3 a >_< Febwuawy >w< face, -^w^ So full of :3 fwost, of stowm, ÚwÚ and >_> cwoudinyess? ->_< Cwaud. UwU I think ^.^ he ^w^ thinks ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 savage x3 buww. -Tush, feaw >_> nyot, ;;w;; man! ^-^ We'ww ^.^ tip >w< thy >w< howns with ^.^ gowd, -xDD And aww uWu Euwopa UwU shaww rejoice uWu at ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; As >_> once uWu Euwopa uWu did uWu at ÚwÚ wusty Juv -x3 When ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd :33 pway x3 the x3 nyobwe beast uWu in love. -Bene. OwO Buww Juv, ^w^ siw, xDD had >w< an :3 amiabwe low, -xDD And x3 some xDD such ;;w;; stwange uWu buww leap'd x3 youw father's >_< cow -xDD And ^w^ got :3 a cawf uWu in :3 that same x3 nyobwe >w< feat -Much ^.^ wike to UwU you, fow xDD you uWu have >w< just :33 his >_> bweat. - -Entew ÚwÚ [Weonyato's] ÚwÚ bwothew [Antonio], Hero, xDD Beatwice, -Margaret, Uwsuwa, xDD [the ^.^ wadies UwU weawing masks]. - ->_< Cwaud. For ÚwÚ this UwU I >_> owe OwO you. :3 Hewe x3 comes othew ;;w;; weckonyings. ->_< Which >_> is x3 the uWu wady UwU I ^w^ must x3 seize >_> upon? -Ant. This same >_> is uWu she, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do UwU give xDD you her. ->_< Cwaud. Why >w< then, ^w^ she's ^w^ minye. OwO Sweet, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; face. -Leon. :3 Nyo, :3 that xDD you UwU shaww nyot >w< tiww xDD you OwO take her uWu hand -^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this >w< fwiaw ÚwÚ and >_< sweaw to marry her. ->_< Cwaud. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand >w< befowe ÚwÚ this >w< howy fwiaw. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :33 husband >_> if xDD you ^.^ wike of x3 me. -:3 Hewo. xDD And when UwU I liv'd UwU I UwU was x3 youw othew :33 wife; OwO [Unmasks.] -xDD And when xDD you :3 wov'd xDD you :3 wewe x3 my othew husband. ->_< Cwaud. ÚwÚ Anyothew :33 Hewo! -:3 Hewo. Nyothing ÚwÚ cewtainyew. -x3 Onye ^.^ Hewo >w< died ^w^ defiw'd; >_> but UwU I UwU do x3 wive, -xDD And x3 suwewy >_< as UwU I x3 wive, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^-^ maid. -Pedwo. uWu The xDD fowmew :33 Hewo! ^.^ Hewo :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ dead! -Leon. :33 She died, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but whiwes her ^-^ swandew liv'd. -Fwiaw. All ÚwÚ this amazement ^.^ can UwU I qualify, -UwU When, ÚwÚ aftew :3 that x3 the >w< howy rites OwO awe ended, -I'll tell xDD you ÚwÚ wawgewy of >w< faiw Hero's death. ->w< Meantime wet wonder xDD seem ^w^ famiwiaw, -xDD And to x3 the ^w^ chapew wet >_> us presently. -Bene. xDD Soft ÚwÚ and faiw, fwiaw. >_< Which >_> is ^w^ Beatwice? -Beat. OwO [unmasks] UwU I answew to :3 that nyame. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -Bene. Do nyot xDD you wuv me? -Beat. Why, ^.^ nyo; nyo ^.^ mowe than reason. -Bene. Why, xDD then x3 youw uWu uncwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO Cwaudio -:3 Have :33 been UwU deceived; fow ;;w;; they >w< swowe xDD you ^.^ did. -Beat. Do nyot xDD you wuv me? -Bene. Troth, ^.^ nyo; nyo ^.^ mowe than reason. -Beat. Why, xDD then x3 my OwO cousin, Margaret, ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa -^w^ Awe much :3 deceiv'd; fow ;;w;; they uWu did >_< sweaw xDD you ^.^ did. -Bene. ^-^ They >w< swowe :3 that xDD you :3 wewe almost >w< sick fow x3 me. -Beat. ^-^ They >w< swowe :3 that xDD you :3 wewe ^w^ weww-nyigh >_< dead fow x3 me. -Bene. 'Tis nyo xDD such :3 mattew. UwU Then xDD you UwU do nyot wuv me? -Beat. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, >_> but uWu in xDD fwiendwy ;;w;; wecompense. -Leon. ^.^ Come, OwO cousin, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you wuv x3 the :3 gentweman. ->_< Cwaud. xDD And I'll be sworn :3 upon't :3 that ^.^ he loves >w< hew; -For hewe's :3 a paper ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in :33 his uWu hand, -^-^ A uWu hawting sonnet of :33 his UwU own puwe :3 bwain, -:3 Fashion'd to >_> Beatwice. -:3 Hewo. xDD And hewe's another, -;;w;; Wwit uWu in x3 my uWu cousin's uWu hand, :3 stow'n from her pocket, -Containing her :3 affection >w< unto Benedick. -Bene. ^-^ A miracle! >_> Hewe's UwU ouw UwU own ^.^ hands OwO against UwU ouw >w< heawts. -^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ÚwÚ thee; but, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this wight, UwU I OwO take uWu thee fow >_> pity. -Beat. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU deny uWu you; but, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ^-^ day, UwU I yield ;;w;; upon -great persuasion, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawtwy to :3 save x3 youw :3 wife, fow UwU I UwU was told -xDD you :3 wewe uWu in :3 a consumption. -Bene. ;;w;; Peace! UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop x3 youw xDD mouth. ^.^ [Kisses >_< hew.] -Beat. I'll tell uWu thee x3 what, Pwince: :3 a >_< cowwege of wit-crackers ;;w;; cannyot -fwout ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my humouw. uWu Dost xDD thou think UwU I :3 cawe fow :3 a >_< satiwe ow ->w< an :3 epigwam? No. ;;w;; If :3 a x3 man xDD wiww be beaten with uWu bwains, xDD 'a UwU shaww -^-^ weaw >_< nyothing handsome about ^.^ him. ^w^ In ^-^ bwief, xDD since UwU I UwU do OwO puwpose to -marry, UwU I xDD wiww think >_< nyothing to xDD any OwO puwpose :3 that x3 the wowwd ^.^ can >_> say -OwO against uWu it; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >_< nyevew fwout uWu at ;;w;; me fow >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said -OwO against uWu it; fow x3 man >_> is :3 a ^-^ giddy ÚwÚ thing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my ^.^ concwusion. -For >w< thy >_> pawt, Claudio, UwU I uWu did think to uWu have beaten ÚwÚ thee; >_> but uWu in -:3 that xDD thou awt ^.^ wike to be x3 my xDD kinsman, ^w^ wive ^.^ unbwuis'd, ÚwÚ and wuv x3 my -:33 cousin. ->_< Cwaud. UwU I xDD had weww ^w^ hop'd xDD thou wouldst uWu have >w< denyied xDD Beatwice, :3 that UwU I -^w^ might uWu have cudgell'd uWu thee x3 out of >w< thy :3 singwe :3 wife, to >_< make uWu thee :3 a -x3 doubwe-deawew, which x3 out of ;;w;; question xDD thou wiwt be >_> if x3 my xDD cousin UwU do -nyot wook :33 exceeding UwU nyawwowwy to thee. -Bene. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ we OwO awe fwiends. :3 Wet's uWu have :3 a UwU dance ere ^.^ we OwO awe ->w< mawwied, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may >_> wighten UwU ouw UwU own heawts ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ÚwÚ wives' xDD heews. -Leon. ^-^ We'ww uWu have UwU dancing afterward. -Bene. ^.^ Fiwst, of x3 my word! Therefore ^.^ pway, >_> music. >_< Pwince, xDD thou awt -OwO sad. >_< Get uWu thee :3 a :3 wife, get uWu thee :3 a wife! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu staff ^.^ mowe -reverent than one tipp'd with horn. - -Entew Messengew. - -:33 Mess. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew John >_> is >_> ta'en uWu in x3 fwight, -xDD And ^.^ bwought with :3 awmed ;;w;; men back to Messina. -Bene. ^w^ Think nyot on ^.^ him >w< tiww ÚwÚ to-mowwow. I'll >w< devise uWu thee >_< bwave -punishments fow ^.^ him. OwO Stwike up, :3 pipews! ->_> Dance. [Exeunt.] - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - ->_> 1605 - - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF :33 OTHEWWO, :3 MOOW ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -:33 OTHEWWO, x3 the uWu Moow, general of x3 the Venyetian forces -DESDEMONyA, :33 his >w< wife -^-^ IAGO, ensign to Othewwo -EMIWIA, :33 his :3 wife, :3 wady-in-waiting to Desdemona ->_< CASSIO, UwU wieutenyant to Othewwo -^-^ THE ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^w^ VENyICE -OwO BWABANTIO, Venyetian Senator, >w< fathew of Desdemona -GRATIANO, nyobweman of >_> Venyice, ÚwÚ bwothew of Brabantio -WODOVICO, nyobweman of >_> Venyice, kinsman of Brabantio -uWu WODEWIGO, rejected suitor of Desdemona -^w^ BIANCA, mistwess of OwO Cassio -UwU MONTANyO, :3 a ^w^ Cypwiot ;;w;; officiaw -^-^ A ^.^ Cwown uWu in OwO sewvice to Othewwo ->_< Senyatows, Saiwows, Messengews, ^-^ Officews, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, Musicians, ÚwÚ and -^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: :33 Venyice ÚwÚ and OwO Cypwus - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Venyice. ^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew :33 Wodewigo ÚwÚ and >w< Iago. - ->w< WODEWIGO. Tush, >_< nyevew tell me! UwU I OwO take >w< it much unkindly -:33 That UwU thou, >w< Iago, who x3 hast xDD had x3 my >_< puwse -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the xDD stwings :3 wewe xDD thinye, shouwdst ^.^ knyow of UwU this. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >_> but xDD you xDD wiww nyot hear x3 me. -;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I uWu did dweam of xDD such :3 a >w< mattew, -Abhor x3 me. ->w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ Thou >w< towd'st ;;w;; me xDD thou :33 didst howd ^.^ him uWu in >w< thy ^.^ hate. -^-^ IAGO. Despise uWu me, >_> if UwU I UwU do not. Thwee great ^-^ onyes of x3 the city, -^w^ In xDD pewsonyaw >_> suit to >_< make ;;w;; me :33 his wieutenyant, -^.^ Off-capp'd to him; x3 and, ^.^ by x3 the :33 faith of ^w^ man, -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >_< pwice, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wowth nyo xDD wowse :3 a ;;w;; pwace. -OwO But xDD he, >_< as >w< woving :33 his UwU own >_< pwide ÚwÚ and x3 puwposes, -^-^ Evades ÚwÚ them, with :3 a bumbast circumstance -Howwibwy UwU stuff'd with :3 epithets of waw, -^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, -Nonsuits x3 my mediators; for, ^-^ "Cewtes," ;;w;; says xDD he, -:3 "I uWu have xDD awweady ^-^ chose x3 my officer." -xDD And >_> what UwU was uWu he? -Forsooth, :3 a great arithmetician, -x3 Onye ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, :3 a x3 Fwowentinye -(A fewwow almost damn'd uWu in :3 a >w< faiw :33 wife) -:33 That >_< nyevew uWu set :3 a squadwon uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, -x3 Nyow x3 the OwO division of :3 a ÚwÚ battwe xDD knyows -uWu Mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ spinstew; ^w^ unwess x3 the bookish :3 theowic, -^-^ Whewein x3 the OwO toged OwO consuws ^.^ can UwU pwopose -;;w;; As masterly >_< as he. Mere ^w^ pwattwe ^-^ without pwactice -Is aww :33 his soldiership. OwO But xDD he, ^w^ siw, xDD had x3 the election; -xDD And I, of ÚwÚ whom :33 his eyes xDD had :3 seen x3 the xDD pwoof -At OwO Whodes, uWu at Cypwus, ÚwÚ and on othew grounds -Christian ÚwÚ and heathen, ^w^ must be ^w^ bewee'd ÚwÚ and xDD cawm'd -^-^ By :3 debitow ÚwÚ and >_> cweditow. This >_< countew-castew, -^-^ He, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, ^w^ must :33 his UwU wieutenyant be, -xDD And uWu I- ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the mawk!- :33 his Moorship's ;;w;; ancient. ->w< WODEWIGO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I rather ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :33 his uWu hangman. -^-^ IAGO. Why, there's nyo UwU wemedy. 'Tis x3 the UwU cuwse of sewvice, -Pwefewment xDD goes ^.^ by >_> wettew ÚwÚ and :33 affection, -xDD And nyot ^.^ by ;;w;; owd uWu gwadation, :3 whewe >_< each second -^w^ Stood heir to x3 the fiwst. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, be OwO judge >_> youwsewf -Whethew UwU I uWu in xDD any >w< just term ^w^ am affinyed -;;w;; To wuv x3 the Moow. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him UwU then. -^-^ IAGO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, :3 content OwO you. -UwU I ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him to serve x3 my turn ;;w;; upon :33 him: -We ;;w;; cannyot aww be mastews, nor aww >w< mastews -UwU Cannyot be :33 twuwy UwU fowwow'd. >_> You UwU shaww mark -xDD Many :3 a duteous ÚwÚ and :3 knyee-cwooking ^-^ knyave, -:33 That >_< doting on :33 his UwU own ^.^ obsequious :3 bondage -xDD Weaws x3 out :33 his time, much ^.^ wike :33 his xDD mastew's ass, -For >_< nyought >_> but >_> pwuvndew, ÚwÚ and when uWu he's :3 owd, cashier'd. -Whip ;;w;; me xDD such xDD honyest >_> knyaves. :3 Othews there OwO awe -UwU Who, trimm'd uWu in uWu fowms ÚwÚ and OwO visages of >_< duty, -^w^ Keep yet uWu theiw heawts :33 attending on ^.^ themsewves, -xDD And thwowing >_> but >_< shows of OwO sewvice on uWu theiw wowds -Do weww x3 thwive ^.^ by OwO them; ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they uWu have lined uWu theiw coats -Do x3 themsewves :33 homage. ;;w;; These ^w^ fewwows uWu have x3 some x3 souw, -xDD And xDD such :3 a one UwU do UwU I pwofess :3 mysewf. -For, ^w^ siw, -^.^ It >_> is >_< as >_< suwe >_< as xDD you OwO awe Roderigo, -^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the uWu Moow, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be >w< Iago. -^w^ In fowwowing :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; fowwow >_> but >_< mysewf; -uWu Heaven >_> is x3 my ^w^ judge, nyot UwU I fow wuv ÚwÚ and >_< duty, -OwO But ÚwÚ seeming >_> so, fow x3 my peculiar OwO end. -For when x3 my :33 outwawd uWu action xDD doth demonstrate -uWu The OwO nyative ;;w;; act ÚwÚ and xDD figuwe of x3 my >_< heawt -^w^ In ^-^ compwement >_< extewn, UwU 'tis nyot ^-^ wong ÚwÚ aftew -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ weaw x3 my >_< heawt ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> sweeve -For ÚwÚ daws to peck ^.^ at: UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> what UwU I am. ->w< WODEWIGO. >_> What :3 a full :3 fowtunye does x3 the thick-lips owe, -;;w;; If ^.^ he ^.^ can >_> cawwy't UwU thus! -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Caww x3 up her ÚwÚ fathew, -ÚwÚ Wouse :3 him, >_< make ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, x3 poison :33 his OwO dewight, -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, >w< incense her :3 kinsmen, -^.^ And, ^w^ though ^.^ he uWu in :3 a ^.^ fewtiwe x3 cwimate dwell, -Pwague ^.^ him with x3 fwies. ;;w;; Though :3 that :33 his joy be joy, -ÚwÚ Yet ^-^ thwow xDD such :33 changes of uWu vexation ^.^ on't -;;w;; As >w< it OwO may wose x3 some UwU cowow. ->w< WODEWIGO. :3 Hewe >_> is her father's ^.^ house; I'll caww ^.^ awoud. -^-^ IAGO. UwU Do, with ^.^ wike uWu timowous xDD accent ÚwÚ and xDD diwe OwO yeww -;;w;; As xDD when, ^.^ by >w< nyight ÚwÚ and >_> nyegwigence, x3 the fire -Is ÚwÚ spied uWu in uWu popuwous cities. ->w< WODEWIGO. What, :3 ho, Brabantio! :33 Signyiow >w< Bwabantio, ho! -^-^ IAGO. xDD Awake! What, :3 ho, Brabantio! ;;w;; Thieves! ;;w;; Thieves! ;;w;; Thieves! -Wook to x3 youw house, x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^w^ bags! -;;w;; Thieves! ;;w;; Thieves! - -Brabantio >_> appeaws xDD abuv, uWu at :3 a :3 window. - -x3 BWABANTIO. >_> What >_> is x3 the reason of ÚwÚ this tewwibwe :33 summons? ->_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew OwO thewe? ->w< WODEWIGO. Signyiow, >_> is aww x3 youw family :33 within? -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Awe x3 youw x3 doows wock'd? -x3 BWABANTIO. xDD Why? ÚwÚ Whewefowe ^w^ ask xDD you :3 this? -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ 'Zounds, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ you'we robb'd! For UwU shame, put on x3 youw x3 gown; -uWu Youw >_< heawt >_> is burst, xDD you uWu have wost half x3 youw ^.^ souw; -Even now, now, xDD vewy now, >w< an ;;w;; owd black :33 wam -Is >_> tupping x3 youw ^-^ white uWu ewe. Awise, xDD awise! -Awake x3 the >_> snyowting :3 citizens with x3 the OwO beww, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the ^.^ deviw xDD wiww >_< make :3 a >_> gwandsiwe of OwO you. -Awise, UwU I ;;w;; say! -x3 BWABANTIO. What, uWu have xDD you wost x3 youw wits? ->w< WODEWIGO. :3 Most reverend signior, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 voice? -x3 BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. >_> What OwO awe you? ->w< WODEWIGO. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is :3 Wodewigo. -x3 BWABANTIO. uWu The >_> wowsew x3 wewcome. -UwU I uWu have UwU chawged uWu thee nyot to >_> haunt about x3 my x3 doows. -^w^ In xDD honyest >_< pwainnyess xDD thou x3 hast heard ;;w;; me >_> say -OwO My daughter >_> is nyot fow ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and now, uWu in xDD madnyess, -uWu Being full of OwO suppew ÚwÚ and ^.^ distempewing ÚwÚ dwaughts, ->_> Upon :3 mawicious bwavewy, dost xDD thou come -;;w;; To start x3 my ÚwÚ quiet. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, >_< siw- -x3 BWABANTIO. OwO But xDD thou ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be >_< suwe -OwO My ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwace uWu have uWu in them powew -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this UwU bittew to thee. ->w< WODEWIGO. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good sir. -x3 BWABANTIO. >_> What ^.^ teww'st xDD thou ;;w;; me of wobbing? This >_> is Venice; -OwO My ;;w;; house >_> is nyot :3 a :3 gwange. ->w< WODEWIGO. :3 Most :3 gwave >w< Bwabantio, -^w^ In :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and puwe :3 souw UwU I come to OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ 'Zounds, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe one of UwU those :3 that xDD wiww nyot serve :33 God, ->_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw bid OwO you. >_< Because ^.^ we come to UwU do xDD you OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and xDD you -think ^.^ we OwO awe x3 wuffians, you'ww uWu have x3 youw daughter covered with :3 a -Bawbawy :33 howse; you'ww uWu have x3 youw x3 nyephews nyeigh to uWu you; you'ww uWu have -couwsews fow >w< cousins, ÚwÚ and >_< gennyets fow germans. -x3 BWABANTIO. >_> What uWu pwofanye uWu wwetch awt thou? -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am one, ^w^ siw, :3 that x3 comes to tell xDD you x3 youw daughter ÚwÚ and x3 the -Moor OwO awe nyow x3 making x3 the beast with >w< two :3 backs. -x3 BWABANTIO. ^.^ Thou OwO awe :3 a villain. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You awe- :3 a senyatow. -x3 BWABANTIO. This xDD thou shalt answer; UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ thee, :3 Wodewigo. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww answew x3 anything. But, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ->_> If't be x3 youw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu wise ^.^ consent, -;;w;; As ;;w;; pawtwy UwU I find >w< it ;;w;; is, :3 that x3 youw >w< faiw ^w^ daughtew, -At ÚwÚ this x3 odd-even ÚwÚ and dull ;;w;; watch ^.^ o' x3 the night, -;;w;; Twanspowted with nyo xDD wowse nor xDD bettew xDD guawd -OwO But with :3 a x3 knyave of ^w^ common hiwe, :3 a gondowiew, -;;w;; To x3 the gwoss ;;w;; cwasps of :3 a OwO wascivious Moow- -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< awwowance, -We xDD then uWu have donye xDD you bold ÚwÚ and ^w^ saucy wwongs; -OwO But >_> if xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot uWu this, x3 my ^w^ mannyews tell ;;w;; me -We uWu have x3 youw wrong ^-^ webuke. Do nyot ^-^ bewieve -^.^ That, from x3 the sense of aww :3 civiwity, -UwU I OwO thus ^.^ wouwd :33 pway ÚwÚ and xDD twifwe with x3 youw ^w^ wevewence. -uWu Youw ^w^ daughtew, >_> if xDD you uWu have nyot UwU given her weave, -UwU I >_> say OwO again, hath UwU made :3 a gwoss >_> wevowt, -uWu Tying her >_< duty, >w< beauty, ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and fowtunyes -^w^ In >w< an >w< extwavagant ÚwÚ and wheewing stwangew -Of OwO hewe ÚwÚ and :3 evewywhewe. UwU Stwaight satisfy ^-^ youwsewf: -;;w;; If ^.^ she be uWu in her x3 chambew ow x3 youw house, -Let ;;w;; woose on ;;w;; me x3 the justice of x3 the >w< state -For OwO thus ^-^ dewuding OwO you. -x3 BWABANTIO. OwO Stwike on x3 the tindew, ho! -Give ;;w;; me :3 a taper! ;;w;; Caww x3 up aww x3 my >_> peopwe! -This :33 accident >_> is nyot ^-^ unwike x3 my dream; -Bewief of >w< it ^-^ oppwesses ;;w;; me >_< awweady. -^-^ Wight, UwU I say, wight! uWu Exit abuv. -^-^ IAGO. UwU Faweweww, fow UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave OwO you. -^.^ It ;;w;; seems nyot ^w^ meet, nor whowesome to x3 my pwace, -;;w;; To be produced- as, >_> if UwU I ;;w;; stay, UwU I shaww- -^w^ Against x3 the Moow; fow UwU I UwU do knyow, x3 the state, -UwU Howevew ÚwÚ this OwO may ^.^ gaww ^.^ him with x3 some check, -UwU Cannyot with :33 safety ;;w;; cast :3 him, fow uWu he's embawk'd -With xDD such ÚwÚ woud reason to x3 the OwO Cypwus ^-^ waws, ->_< Which even nyow >w< stands uWu in ;;w;; act, :3 that, fow uWu theiw souws, -ÚwÚ Anyothew of :33 his OwO fathom ;;w;; they uWu have >_< nyonye -;;w;; To lead uWu theiw ^.^ businyess; uWu in which regard, -;;w;; Though UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate ^.^ him >_< as UwU I UwU do heww pains, -ÚwÚ Yet fow ;;w;; nyecessity of xDD pwesent :3 wife, -UwU I ^w^ must x3 show x3 out :3 a flag ÚwÚ and xDD sign of xDD wuv, ->_< Which >_> is ÚwÚ indeed >_> but sign. :33 That xDD you UwU shaww x3 suwewy find :3 him, -xDD Wead to x3 the Sagittawy x3 the ^w^ waised :3 seawch, -xDD And there xDD wiww UwU I be with ^.^ him. ^w^ So farewell. ÚwÚ Exit. - -OwO Entew, bewow, >w< Bwabantio, uWu in :33 his nightgown, ÚwÚ and -Servants with xDD towches. - -x3 BWABANTIO. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too true >w< an ^.^ eviw: >_> gonye ^.^ she ;;w;; is, -xDD And UwU what's to come of x3 my :3 despised time -Is >_< nyought >_> but >_> bittewnyess. >_> Nyow, Roderigo, -Whewe :33 didst xDD thou >_> see OwO hew? x3 O xDD unhappy ÚwÚ giww! -With x3 the uWu Moow, say'st thou? Who ^.^ wouwd be :3 a ;;w;; fathew! -How :33 didst xDD thou ^.^ knyow uWu 'twas >_< she? >_< O, ^.^ she uWu deceives ;;w;; me -^w^ Past ^w^ thought! >_> What uWu said ^.^ she to you? >_< Get ^.^ mowe ^w^ tapews. -Waise aww x3 my xDD kindwed. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they >w< mawwied, think you? ->w< WODEWIGO. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU I think ;;w;; they x3 awe. -x3 BWABANTIO. x3 O :3 heaven! How ^w^ got ^.^ she out? x3 O UwU tweason of x3 the UwU bwood! -Fathews, from >w< hence :33 twust nyot x3 youw >_> daughtews' minds -^-^ By >_> what xDD you >_> see them act. Is there nyot chawms -^-^ By which x3 the uWu pwopewty of :33 youth ÚwÚ and *pokes you* maidhood -^-^ May be OwO abused? :3 Have xDD you nyot wead, Roderigo, -Of x3 some xDD such ;;w;; thing? ->w< WODEWIGO. Yes, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have indeed. -x3 BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Caww x3 up x3 my ^-^ bwothew. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had xDD had >_> hew! -;;w;; Some one :3 way, x3 some anyothew. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow -Whewe ^.^ we OwO may >_< appwehend her ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< Moow? ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I think UwU I ^.^ can OwO discuvw :3 him, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease -;;w;; To get ÚwÚ good xDD guawd ÚwÚ and OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. -x3 BWABANTIO. >_> Pway UwU you, lead :3 on. At every ;;w;; house I'll call; -UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ command uWu at :3 most. >_< Get ^.^ weapons, ho! -xDD And >w< waise x3 some >_> speciaw ^w^ officews of OwO nyight. -ÚwÚ On, ÚwÚ good Roderigo, I'll OwO desewve x3 youw OwO pains. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -ÚwÚ Anyothew :33 stweet. - -Entew :33 Othewwo, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants with xDD towches. - -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Though uWu in x3 the OwO twade of >w< waw UwU I uWu have :3 swain men, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU I howd >w< it xDD vewy ^w^ stuff ^.^ o' x3 the >_> conscience -;;w;; To UwU do nyo contrived muwthew. UwU I ^.^ wack >w< inyiquity -Sometimes to UwU do ;;w;; me service. Nine ow ;;w;; ten times -UwU I xDD had xDD thought to uWu have yerk'd ^.^ him OwO hewe :33 undew x3 the UwU wibs. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis xDD bettew >_< as >w< it >w< is. -^-^ IAGO. Nyay, >_> but ^.^ he prated -xDD And ^-^ spoke xDD such ^.^ scuwvy ÚwÚ and provoking terms -^w^ Against x3 youw honyow -^.^ That, with x3 the xDD wittwe godwinyess UwU I have, -UwU I uWu did full x3 hawd ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, -^w^ Awe xDD you ÚwÚ fast uWu mawwied? ^w^ Be assured of uWu this, -:33 That x3 the >_> magnyifico >_> is much ;;w;; bewuvd, -xDD And hath uWu in :33 his ^w^ effect :3 a uWu voice potential -;;w;; As :3 doubwe >_< as x3 the x3 Duke's. >w< He xDD wiww :3 divowce UwU you, -:33 Ow put ;;w;; upon xDD you >_> what :3 westwaint ÚwÚ and gwievance -uWu The waw, with aww :33 his ^w^ might to enforce >w< it ;;w;; on, -Will UwU give ^.^ him ^.^ cabwe. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Let ^.^ him UwU do :33 his spite. -OwO My ;;w;; sewvices, which UwU I uWu have donye x3 the xDD signyiowy, -Shall >w< out-tongue :33 his ^-^ compwaints. 'Tis yet to UwU knyow- ->_< Which, when UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that >_< boasting >_> is >w< an honyow, -UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ pwomuwgate- UwU I :3 fetch x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ being -Fwom ;;w;; men of royal >_< siege, ÚwÚ and x3 my demerits -^-^ May speak :3 unbonnyeted to >_< as OwO pwoud :3 a :3 fowtunye -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this :3 that UwU I uWu have uWu weach'd. For knyow, >w< Iago, -OwO But :3 that UwU I wuv x3 the ^-^ gentwe >w< Desdemonya, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 my unhoused fwee condition ->_> Put x3 into circumscription ÚwÚ and UwU confinye -For x3 the x3 sea's uWu wowth. But, look! >_> What wights come uWu yond? -^-^ IAGO. >w< Those OwO awe x3 the ^w^ waised >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his fwiends. ->_> You :3 wewe best OwO go ^.^ in. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 I; UwU I ^w^ must be uWu found. -OwO My xDD pawts, x3 my :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and x3 my :3 pewfect :3 souw -Shall UwU manyifest ;;w;; me wightwy. Is >w< it >w< they? -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ By >w< Janyus, UwU I think >w< nyo. - -Entew OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain :3 Officews with xDD towches. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The :3 sewvants of x3 the Duke? xDD And x3 my wieutenyant? -uWu The xDD goodnyess of x3 the >w< nyight ;;w;; upon UwU you, ÚwÚ fwiends! ->_> What >_> is x3 the nyews? ->_< CASSIO. uWu The >w< Duke does x3 gweet UwU you, general, -xDD And ^.^ he uWu wequiwes x3 youw :33 haste-post-haste ^-^ appeawance, -Even on x3 the ^.^ instant. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, think you? ->_< CASSIO. xDD Something from Cypwus, >_< as UwU I OwO may ^w^ divinye; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a business of x3 some x3 heat. uWu The galleys -:3 Have sent :3 a ^.^ dozen sequent xDD messengews -This xDD vewy >w< nyight uWu at one another's heews; -xDD And UwU many of x3 the consuls, ^w^ waised ÚwÚ and :3 met, -^w^ Awe uWu at x3 the Duke's >_< awweady. >_> You uWu have :33 been hotly ^w^ caww'd for, -UwU When, ^.^ being nyot uWu at x3 youw ;;w;; wodging to be >_> found, -uWu The :33 Senyate hath sent about >w< thwee sevewaw :33 quests -;;w;; To ^-^ seawch xDD you OwO out. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis weww UwU I ^w^ am >_> found ^.^ by OwO you. -UwU I xDD wiww >_> but spend :3 a ;;w;; wowd OwO hewe uWu in x3 the ;;w;; house -xDD And OwO go with OwO you. ÚwÚ Exit. ->_< CASSIO. >_< Ancient, >_> what x3 makes ^.^ he hewe? -^-^ IAGO. Faith, ^.^ he :3 tonyight hath boawded :3 a ÚwÚ wand carack; -;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ wawfuw :33 pwize, uWu he's UwU made OwO fowevew. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I UwU do nyot :33 undewstand. -^-^ IAGO. He's mawwied. ->_< CASSIO. ;;w;; To >_> who? - -^.^ We-entew OwO Othewwo. - -^-^ IAGO. OwO Mawwy, xDD to- ^.^ Come, ;;w;; captain, xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Have with OwO you. ->_< CASSIO. :3 Hewe x3 comes anyothew troop to >_> seek fow OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ It >_> is Brabantio. Genyewaw, be OwO advised, ->w< He x3 comes to :33 bad >w< intent. - -Entew >w< Bwabantio, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and :3 Officews with torches -ÚwÚ and uWu weapons. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Holla! ;;w;; Stand thewe! ->w< WODEWIGO. Signyiow, >w< it >_> is x3 the Moow. -x3 BWABANTIO. xDD Down with :3 him, ;;w;; thief! -^-^ They dwaw on both :3 sides. -^-^ IAGO. >_< You, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am fow OwO you. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Keep x3 up x3 youw uWu bwight swowds, fow x3 the :33 dew xDD wiww ^w^ wust OwO them. -^-^ Good signior, xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ command with years -Than with x3 youw uWu weapons. -x3 BWABANTIO. x3 O xDD thou fouw :33 thief, :3 whewe x3 hast xDD thou ^.^ stow'd x3 my daughter? ->_< Damn'd >_< as xDD thou awt, xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ enchanted hew, -For I'll :3 wefew ;;w;; me to aww ^.^ things of sense, -;;w;; If ^.^ she uWu in >_> chains of >w< magic :3 wewe nyot xDD bound, -Whethew :3 a >_< maid UwU so ÚwÚ tendew, faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU happy, -^w^ So opposite to ^.^ mawwiage :3 that ^.^ she ;;w;; shunn'd -uWu The weawthy, cuwwed darlings of UwU ouw ^-^ nyation, -Wouwd OwO evew have, to :3 incuw :3 a general >w< mock, -OwO Wun from her guawdage to x3 the :33 sooty ^w^ bosom -Of xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as ^w^ thou- to ;;w;; feaw, nyot to delight. -xDD Judge ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> if UwU 'tis nyot gwoss uWu in sense -:33 That xDD thou x3 hast OwO pwacticed on her with fouw ÚwÚ chawms, -OwO Abused her xDD dewicate :33 youth with drugs ow :3 minyewaws -:33 That ^-^ weaken ;;w;; motion. I'll have't disputed xDD on; -'Tis pwobabwe, ÚwÚ and >_< pawpabwe to ÚwÚ thinking. -UwU I >_< thewefowe >_< appwehend ÚwÚ and UwU do OwO attach uWu thee -For >w< an abuser of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, :3 a >_> pwacticew -Of >w< awts >w< inhibited ÚwÚ and x3 out of ;;w;; wawwant. -Way howd ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do wesist, -Subdue ^.^ him uWu at :33 his ÚwÚ pewiw. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 Howd x3 youw ^.^ hands, -UwU Both xDD you of x3 my :33 incwinying ÚwÚ and x3 the rest. -^.^ Wewe >w< it x3 my :33 cue to x3 fight, UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have ÚwÚ knyown >w< it -Without :3 a ÚwÚ pwomptew. Whewe xDD wiww xDD you :3 that UwU I OwO go -;;w;; To answew ÚwÚ this x3 youw charge? -x3 BWABANTIO. ;;w;; To pwison, >w< tiww ;;w;; fit time -Of law ÚwÚ and course of direct OwO session -;;w;; Caww uWu thee to answer. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_> if UwU I UwU do obey? -How OwO may x3 the >w< Duke be OwO thewewith satisfied, ->_< Whose xDD messengews OwO awe OwO hewe about x3 my side, ->_> Upon x3 some xDD pwesent business of x3 the >w< state -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to him? -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. 'Tis ^-^ twue, UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ signyiow; -uWu The Duke's uWu in ;;w;; counciw, ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, -UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, >_> is sent ;;w;; fow. -x3 BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ How? uWu The >w< Duke uWu in >_> counciw? -^w^ In ÚwÚ this time of x3 the night? Bring ^.^ him :3 away; -OwO Minye's nyot >w< an idle OwO cause. uWu The >w< Duke himsewf, -:33 Ow xDD any of x3 my bwothews of x3 the state, -UwU Cannyot >_> but x3 feew ÚwÚ this wrong >_< as >w< 'twewe uWu theiw >_> own; -For >_> if xDD such ;;w;; actions OwO may uWu have uWu passage >w< fwee, -UwU Bond xDD swaves ÚwÚ and uWu pagans UwU shaww UwU ouw uWu statesmen >w< be. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A council ^.^ chambew. uWu The >w< Duke ÚwÚ and Senators :3 sitting uWu at :3 a table; -:3 Officews attending. - -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo composition uWu in these nyews -:33 That ;;w;; gives them >w< cwedit. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :33 Indeed ;;w;; they OwO awe disproportion'd; -OwO My x3 wettews >_> say :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seven galleys. -x3 DUKE. xDD And >_> minye, :3 a :3 hundwed ÚwÚ and UwU fowty. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And >_> minye, >w< two >_> hundwed. -OwO But ^w^ though ;;w;; they x3 jump nyot on :3 a >w< just x3 account- -;;w;; As uWu in these ;;w;; cases, :3 whewe x3 the aim reports, -'Tis ;;w;; oft with difference- yet UwU do ;;w;; they aww :33 confiwm -^-^ A Turkish >_< fweet, ÚwÚ and :33 beawing x3 up to :3 Cypwus. -x3 DUKE. Nyay, >w< it >_> is OwO possibwe enough to OwO judgement. -UwU I UwU do nyot UwU so ^.^ secuwe ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the error, -OwO But x3 the :33 main uWu awticwe UwU I UwU do approve -^w^ In x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ sense. -SAIWOW. ^.^ [Within.] What, ho! What, ho! What, ho! -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. ^-^ A :3 messengew from x3 the galleys. - -Entew Sailor. - -x3 DUKE. >_> Nyow, UwU what's x3 the ;;w;; businyess? -SAIWOW. uWu The Turkish uWu pwepawation x3 makes fow OwO Whodes, -^w^ So UwU was UwU I bid wepowt OwO hewe to x3 the >w< state -^-^ By :33 Signyiow Angewo. -x3 DUKE. How >_> say xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; change? -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. This ;;w;; cannyot be, -^-^ By nyo OwO assay of UwU weason; UwU 'tis :3 a pageant -;;w;; To >_< keep >_> us uWu in UwU fawse ^-^ gaze. x3 When ^.^ we OwO considew -uWu The :3 impowtancy of OwO Cypwus to x3 the ÚwÚ Tuwk, -xDD And wet ouwsewves again >_> but understand -:33 That >_< as >w< it ^.^ mowe uWu concewns x3 the ^w^ Tuwk than OwO Whodes, -^w^ So OwO may ^.^ he with ^.^ mowe faciwe ;;w;; question UwU beaw :33 it, -For :3 that >w< it >w< stands nyot uWu in xDD such warlike uWu bwace, -OwO But ;;w;; awtogethew lacks x3 the abilities -:33 That :3 Whodes >_> is dwess'd ^.^ in. ;;w;; If ^.^ we >_< make xDD thought of uWu this, -We ^w^ must nyot think x3 the ^w^ Tuwk >_> is UwU so ^.^ unskiwwfuw -;;w;; To OwO weave :3 that ^-^ watest which uWu concewns ^.^ him ÚwÚ fiwst, -Neglecting >w< an x3 attempt of ^w^ ease ÚwÚ and :33 gain, -;;w;; To wake ÚwÚ and xDD wage :3 a danger :33 pwofitwess. -x3 DUKE. Nyay, uWu in aww confidence, uWu he's nyot fow uWu Whodes. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. :3 Hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; nyews. - -Entew :3 a Messengew. - -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ^-^ Ottomites, reverend ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwacious, -Steewing with >_< due course toward x3 the isle of OwO Whodes, -:3 Have there injointed them with >w< an ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; fweet. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Ay, UwU so UwU I thought. How UwU many, >_< as xDD you OwO guess? -x3 MESSENGEW. Of ;;w;; thiwty sail; ÚwÚ and nyow ;;w;; they UwU do xDD we-stem -^-^ Theiw uWu backwawd course, :33 beawing with xDD fwank xDD appeawance -^-^ Theiw uWu puwposes toward :3 Cypwus. :33 Signyiow :33 Montanyo, -uWu Youw trusty ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu vawiant x3 sewvitow, -With :33 his fwee >_> duty recommends xDD you thus, -xDD And prays xDD you to ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him. -x3 DUKE. 'Tis xDD cewtain xDD then fow :3 Cypwus. -x3 Mawcus Wuccicos, >_> is nyot ^.^ he uWu in >_< town? -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. He's nyow uWu in Fwowence. -x3 DUKE. :3 Wwite from >_> us to :3 him, >_> post-post-haste dispatch. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Hewe x3 comes Brabantio ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu vawiant Moow. - -Entew >w< Bwabantio, :33 Othewwo, >w< Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Officews. - -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Vawiant :33 Othewwo, ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ stwaight :33 empwoy xDD you -^w^ Against x3 the general ;;w;; enyemy Ottoman. -:33 [To Bwabantio.] UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see uWu you; ;;w;; wewcome, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ signyiow; -We wack'd x3 youw counsel ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO hewp tonight. -x3 BWABANTIO. ^w^ So uWu did UwU I x3 youws. ^-^ Good x3 youw >_> Gwace, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me: ->_> Nyeithew x3 my :33 pwace nor ^.^ aught UwU I heard of business ->_< Hath ^w^ waised ;;w;; me from x3 my ^.^ bed, nor xDD doth x3 the general :3 cawe -^.^ Take howd on OwO me; fow x3 my xDD pawticuwaw grief -Is of UwU so ^-^ fwood-gate ÚwÚ and o'erbearing ÚwÚ nyatuwe -:33 That >w< it engwuts ÚwÚ and x3 swawwows othew sowwows, -xDD And >w< it >_> is still itself. -x3 DUKE. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -x3 BWABANTIO. OwO My daughter! >_< O, x3 my daughter! -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Dead? -x3 BWABANTIO. Ay, to x3 me. -:33 She >_> is abused, :3 stow'n from ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and cowwupted -^-^ By spewws ÚwÚ and :33 medicinyes xDD bought of ^.^ mountebanks; -For ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU so ^w^ pwepostewouswy to >w< eww, -uWu Being nyot xDD deficient, ÚwÚ bwind, ow :3 wame of sense, -x3 Sans uWu witchcwaft couwd not. -x3 DUKE. Whoe'er ^.^ he be :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this fouw proceeding ->_< Hath OwO thus beguiwed x3 youw daughter of herself -xDD And xDD you of hew, x3 the bwoody ^w^ book of law ->_> You UwU shaww >_> youwsewf ^w^ wead uWu in x3 the UwU bittew >_> wettew ->w< Aftew x3 youw UwU own sense, >w< yea, ^w^ though UwU ouw OwO pwopew >_< son -^w^ Stood uWu in x3 youw OwO action. -x3 BWABANTIO. >_> Humbwy UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ man, ÚwÚ this uWu Moow, ÚwÚ whom now, >w< it seems, -uWu Youw >_> speciaw xDD mandate fow x3 the >w< state affairs ->_< Hath ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ bwought. -uWu AWW. We OwO awe xDD vewy sowwy xDD fow't. -x3 DUKE. :33 [To :3 Othewwo.] >_> What uWu in x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ can xDD you >_> say to :3 this? -x3 BWABANTIO. UwU Nyothing, >_> but ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 so. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Most x3 potent, ^-^ gwave, ÚwÚ and reverend signyiows, -OwO My xDD vewy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and appwuvd ÚwÚ good mastews, -:33 That UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en OwO away ÚwÚ this ;;w;; owd :33 man's ^w^ daughtew, -^.^ It >_> is UwU most true; ^-^ twue, UwU I uWu have mawwied >w< hew; -uWu The xDD vewy >_> head ÚwÚ and >w< fwont of x3 my offending ->_< Hath ÚwÚ this x3 extent, nyo more. uWu Wude ^w^ am UwU I uWu in x3 my ;;w;; speech, -xDD And xDD wittwe bwest with x3 the soft phrase of :3 peace; -For xDD since these :3 awms of >_< minye xDD had ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' ;;w;; pith, -Tiww nyow x3 some >w< nyinye UwU moons ;;w;; wasted, ;;w;; they uWu have used -^-^ Theiw deawest uWu action uWu in x3 the ^w^ tented >_> fiewd, -xDD And xDD wittwe of ÚwÚ this great wowwd ^.^ can UwU I :3 speak, -uWu Mowe than pewtains to ^w^ feats of ^w^ bwoiw ÚwÚ and uWu battwe; -xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD wittwe UwU shaww UwU I xDD gwace x3 my cause -^w^ In speaking fow :3 mysewf. Yet, ^.^ by x3 youw >_> gwacious patience, -UwU I xDD wiww :3 a ;;w;; wound x3 unvawnyish'd xDD tawe ÚwÚ dewivew -Of x3 my whole course of love: >_> what dwugs, >_> what ÚwÚ chawms, ->_> What conjuration, ÚwÚ and >_> what ^-^ mighty :33 magic- -For xDD such proceeding UwU I ^w^ am UwU chawged withaw- -UwU I ^.^ won :33 his >w< daughtew. -x3 BWABANTIO. ^-^ A >_< maiden >_< nyevew >w< bowd, -Of ^w^ spiwit UwU so still ÚwÚ and :33 quiet :3 that her >_> motion -Blush'd uWu at ^w^ hewsewf; ÚwÚ and she- uWu in x3 spite of nyatuwe, -Of years, of country, ^.^ cwedit, uWu evewything- -;;w;; To faww uWu in wuv with >_> what ^.^ she feaw'd to wook on! -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ judgement ;;w;; maim'd ÚwÚ and UwU most impewfect, -:33 That xDD wiww x3 confess pewfection UwU so couwd OwO eww -^w^ Against aww wuwes of nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must be driven -;;w;; To find x3 out pwactices of x3 cunnying heww -Why ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd >w< be. UwU I >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ vouch again -:33 That with x3 some ÚwÚ mixtuwes powerful ^-^ o'ew x3 the bwood, -:33 Ow with x3 some UwU dwam >_< conjuwed to ÚwÚ this xDD effect, ->w< He ;;w;; wwought ;;w;; upon her. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ vouch ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo uWu pwoof, -Without ^.^ mowe xDD cewtain ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe ^-^ uvwt test -Than these >_< thin :3 habits ÚwÚ and poor wikewihoods -Of modern ÚwÚ seeming UwU do prefer OwO against ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. But, :33 Othewwo, >_< speak. -Did xDD you ^.^ by ^.^ indiwect ÚwÚ and xDD fowced ;;w;; couwses -Subdue ÚwÚ and x3 poison ÚwÚ this xDD young maid's ^.^ affections? -:33 Ow ^-^ came >w< it ^.^ by ÚwÚ wequest, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< faiw ;;w;; question -;;w;; As :3 souw to :3 souw UwU affowdeth? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ->_< Send fow x3 the uWu wady to x3 the x3 Sagittawy, -xDD And wet her speak of ;;w;; me >w< befowe her :33 fathew. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do find ;;w;; me fouw uWu in her wepowt, -uWu The ^w^ twust, x3 the ^.^ office UwU I UwU do howd of UwU you, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy OwO take away, >_> but wet x3 youw :33 sentence -Even faww ;;w;; upon x3 my life. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ Fetch Desdemona hithew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Ancient, ÚwÚ conduct OwO them; xDD you best ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; pwace. -Exeunt OwO Iago ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. -xDD And >w< tiww ^.^ she come, >_< as :33 twuwy >_< as to heaven -UwU I UwU do x3 confess x3 the OwO vices of x3 my bwood, -^w^ So >_< justwy to x3 youw :3 gwave OwO eaws I'll xDD pwesent -How UwU I uWu did x3 thwive uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_> wady's wuv -xDD And ^.^ she uWu in ^w^ minye. -x3 DUKE. x3 Say :33 it, OwO Othewwo. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Hew >w< fathew xDD wuvd uWu me, ;;w;; oft >w< invited uWu me, -UwU Stiww question'd ;;w;; me x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 my >w< wife -Fwom xDD yeaw to >w< yeaw, x3 the ^w^ battwes, :33 sieges, fortunes, -:33 That UwU I uWu have xDD pass'd. -UwU I wan >w< it :33 thwough, even from x3 my boyish OwO days -;;w;; To x3 the xDD vewy x3 moment :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me tell >w< it: -^-^ Whewein UwU I x3 spake of UwU most uWu disastwous >w< chances, -Of >w< moving accidents ^.^ by flood ÚwÚ and >_> fiewd, -Of uWu haiw-bweadth >w< 'scapes :33 i' x3 the imminyent deadwy OwO bweach, -Of ^.^ being :33 taken ^.^ by x3 the UwU insowent foe -xDD And sold to swavewy, of x3 my wedemption thence -xDD And >_< powtance uWu in x3 my >w< twavews' history; -^-^ Whewein of :3 antwes >_> vast ÚwÚ and deserts idwe, -^-^ Wough quarries, UwU wocks, ÚwÚ and >w< hiwws x3 whose heads :33 touch ^.^ heaven, -^.^ It UwU was x3 my hint to speak- xDD such UwU was x3 the pwocess- -xDD And of x3 the Cannyibaws :3 that >_< each othew uWu eat, -uWu The Anthropophagi, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men x3 whose heads -Do gwow >_< benyeath uWu theiw shoulders. This to hear -Wouwd Desdemona sewiouswy xDD incwinye; -OwO But still x3 the ;;w;; house affairs ^.^ wouwd dwaw her thence, ->_< Which OwO evew >_< as ^.^ she couwd with ^.^ haste >_> dispatch, ->_> She'wd come OwO again, ÚwÚ and with :3 a gweedy ear -Devouw x3 up x3 my >_> discouwse; which UwU I x3 obsewving, ->w< Took >_> once :3 a pliant ^-^ houw, ÚwÚ and >_> found ÚwÚ good means -;;w;; To dwaw from her :3 a :3 pwayew of xDD eawnyest >_< heawt -:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd aww x3 my pilgrimage diwate, -:3 Wheweof ^.^ by x3 pawcews ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ something ^-^ heawd, -OwO But nyot intentively. UwU I uWu did ^.^ consent, -xDD And often uWu did beguile her of her tears -x3 When UwU I uWu did speak of x3 some distressful ^w^ stwoke -:33 That x3 my :33 youth ^.^ suffew'd. OwO My ^-^ stowy ^.^ being :33 donye, -:33 She uWu gave ;;w;; me fow x3 my ^w^ pains :3 a wowwd of >_> sighs; -:33 She ^w^ swowe, uWu in ^w^ faith, uWu 'twas >_> stwange, uWu 'twas passing :3 stwange; ->_< 'Twas >_< pitifuw, uWu 'twas wondwous ÚwÚ pitifuw. -:33 She >w< wish'd ^.^ she xDD had nyot heard :33 it, yet ^.^ she >w< wish'd -:33 That heaven xDD had UwU made her xDD such :3 a xDD man; ^.^ she ;;w;; thank'd uWu me, -xDD And ;;w;; bade uWu me, >_> if UwU I xDD had :3 a :33 fwiend :3 that xDD wuvd hew, -UwU I >_> shouwd >_> but >_< teach ^.^ him >w< how to tell x3 my story, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ woo her. >_> Upon ÚwÚ this hint UwU I uWu spake: -:33 She xDD wuvd ;;w;; me fow x3 the >_> dangews UwU I xDD had ^-^ pass'd, -xDD And UwU I xDD wuvd her :3 that ^.^ she uWu did pity OwO them. -This >w< onwy >_> is x3 the uWu witchcwaft UwU I uWu have ^.^ used. -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; wady; wet her >_> witnyess :3 it. - -Entew >w< Desdemonya, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -x3 DUKE. UwU I think ÚwÚ this xDD tawe ^.^ wouwd x3 win x3 my daughter UwU too. -^-^ Good >w< Bwabantio, -^.^ Take x3 up ÚwÚ this OwO mangwed ;;w;; mattew uWu at x3 the :3 best: -OwO Men UwU do uWu theiw xDD bwoken >_< weapons rather use -Than uWu theiw OwO bawe ^w^ hands. -x3 BWABANTIO. UwU I pray UwU you, hear her >_< speak. -;;w;; If ^.^ she x3 confess :3 that ^.^ she UwU was half x3 the ÚwÚ wooew, -Destruction on x3 my head, >_> if x3 my :33 bad uWu bwame -Light on x3 the ;;w;; man! :3 Come hithew, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ mistwess. -Do xDD you >_> pewceive uWu in aww ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe >_< company -Whewe UwU most xDD you >_> owe :3 obedience? -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive OwO hewe :3 a OwO divided duty. -;;w;; To xDD you UwU I ^w^ am bound fow >w< wife ÚwÚ and ;;w;; education; -OwO My >w< wife ÚwÚ and education both UwU do :3 weawn ;;w;; me -How to wespect uWu you; xDD you OwO awe x3 the ;;w;; wowd of >_< duty, -UwU I ^w^ am >_> hithewto x3 youw >w< daughtew. OwO But hewe's x3 my ^.^ husband, -xDD And UwU so much >_> duty >_< as x3 my mothew ^w^ show'd -;;w;; To UwU you, preferring xDD you >w< befowe her ÚwÚ fathew, -^w^ So much UwU I challenge :3 that UwU I OwO may pwofess ->_> Due to x3 the uWu Moow, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 BWABANTIO. ^w^ God be with you! UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. -ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw >_> Gwace, on to x3 the >w< state affaiws; -UwU I xDD had rather to ^-^ adopt :3 a chiwd than get :3 it. -:3 Come hithew, Moow. -UwU I OwO hewe UwU do UwU give uWu thee :3 that with aww x3 my >_< heawt ->_< Which, >_> but xDD thou x3 hast already, with aww x3 my >_< heawt -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< keep from thee. For x3 youw ^w^ sake, ;;w;; jewew, -UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu at :3 souw UwU I uWu have nyo othew child; -For >w< thy escape ^.^ wouwd >_< teach ;;w;; me tywanny, -;;w;; To ^w^ hang clogs on OwO them. UwU I uWu have :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. Let ;;w;; me speak ^.^ wike yourself, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 a :33 sentence ->_< Which, >_< as :3 a grise ow ;;w;; step, OwO may OwO hewp these ^w^ wuvws -^.^ Into x3 youw favow. -x3 When remedies OwO awe past, x3 the griefs OwO awe >_< ended -^-^ By ^-^ seeing x3 the ^.^ wowst, which wate on hopes :33 depended. -;;w;; To mouwn :3 a ^-^ mischief :3 that >_> is x3 past ÚwÚ and >_> gonye -Is x3 the :3 nyext uWu way to dwaw x3 nyew ^-^ mischief :3 on. ->_> What ;;w;; cannyot be ^w^ pwesewved when :33 Fowtunye ^-^ takes, -;;w;; Patience her ^-^ injuwy :3 a mockewy makes. -uWu The wobb'd :3 that ^-^ smiwes steals ^-^ something from x3 the ^.^ thief; ->w< He robs >_< himsewf :3 that OwO spends :3 a bootwess ÚwÚ gwief. -x3 BWABANTIO. ^w^ So wet x3 the ^w^ Tuwk of OwO Cypwus >_> us beguiwe; -We wose >w< it nyot UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as ^.^ we ^.^ can smile. ->w< He bears x3 the :33 sentence weww, :3 that >_< nyothing bears -OwO But x3 the fwee uWu comfowt which from thence ^.^ he ;;w;; heaws; -OwO But ^.^ he bears both x3 the :33 sentence ÚwÚ and x3 the sorrow -^.^ That, to x3 pay gwief, ^w^ must of poor uWu patience bowwow. -;;w;; These :33 sentences, to ^-^ sugaw ow to x3 gaww, -uWu Being >w< stwong on both :33 sides, OwO awe equivocal. -OwO But wowds OwO awe words; UwU I >_< nyevew yet uWu did hear -:33 That x3 the xDD bwuised >_< heawt UwU was pierced ^w^ thwough x3 the :3 eaw. -UwU I x3 humbwy :33 beseech UwU you, proceed to x3 the affairs of state. -x3 DUKE. uWu The ^w^ Tuwk with :3 a UwU most ^-^ mighty uWu pwepawation x3 makes fow :3 Cypwus. -:33 Othewwo, x3 the xDD fowtitude of x3 the :33 pwace >_> is best ÚwÚ knyown to uWu you; ÚwÚ and -^w^ though ^.^ we uWu have there :3 a UwU substitute of UwU most UwU awwowed ^.^ sufficiency, -yet :33 opinyion, :3 a suvweign mistwess of ^-^ effects, ^w^ thwows :3 a ^.^ mowe safer -uWu voice on OwO you. >_> You ^w^ must >_< thewefowe be :3 content to swubbew x3 the gloss -of x3 youw x3 nyew fowtunyes with ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe ^-^ stubbown ÚwÚ and boisterous -UwU expedition. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The tyrant ^-^ custom, UwU most :3 gwave senyatows, ->_< Hath UwU made x3 the flinty ÚwÚ and steew UwU couch of >w< waw -OwO My ;;w;; thwice-dwiven x3 bed of down. UwU I UwU do agnyize -^-^ A natural ÚwÚ and prompt alacrity -UwU I find uWu in ^.^ hawdnyess ÚwÚ and UwU do undewtake -;;w;; These xDD pwesent UwU waws OwO against x3 the x3 Ottomites. -:3 Most x3 humbwy >_< thewefowe x3 bending to x3 youw state, -UwU I ^w^ cwave ;;w;; fit uWu disposition fow x3 my :3 wife, ->_> Due UwU wefewence of :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^w^ exhibition, -With xDD such ^-^ accommodation ÚwÚ and ^.^ besowt -;;w;; As :3 wevews with her UwU bweeding. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; If xDD you please, -^w^ Be't uWu at her fathew's. -x3 BWABANTIO. I'll nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. -x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot there >w< weside -;;w;; To put x3 my >w< fathew uWu in ;;w;; impatient >_< thoughts -^-^ By ^.^ being uWu in :33 his :33 eye. :3 Most >_> gwacious ;;w;; Duke, -;;w;; To x3 my ^-^ unfowding xDD wend x3 youw :33 pwospewous eaw, -xDD And wet ;;w;; me find :3 a ÚwÚ chawtew uWu in x3 youw uWu voice -;;w;; To xDD assist x3 my simpwenyess. -x3 DUKE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd UwU you, ^w^ Desdemonya? -x3 DESDEMONyA. :33 That UwU I uWu did wuv x3 the Moor to ^w^ wive with :3 him, -OwO My downwight x3 viowence ÚwÚ and x3 stowm of fowtunyes -^-^ May ÚwÚ twumpet to x3 the wowwd. OwO My heart's >_> subdued -Even to x3 the xDD vewy ;;w;; quawity of x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU I saw Othello's >w< visage uWu in :33 his UwU mind, -xDD And to :33 his honyows ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu vawiant parts -Did UwU I x3 my :3 souw ÚwÚ and fowtunyes ;;w;; consecwate. -^w^ So :3 that, uWu deaw wowds, >_> if UwU I be left behind, -^-^ A x3 moth of ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO go to x3 the waw, -uWu The rites fow which UwU I wuv ^.^ him OwO awe >_> beweft uWu me, -xDD And UwU I :3 a x3 heavy intewim UwU shaww support -^-^ By :33 his uWu deaw OwO absence. Let ;;w;; me OwO go with ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Let her uWu have x3 youw ^-^ voices. -Vouch with uWu me, ^.^ heaven, UwU I >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ beg >w< it nyot -;;w;; To uWu pwease x3 the palate of x3 my uWu appetite, -x3 Nyow to :33 compwy with x3 heat- x3 the xDD young >_< affects -^w^ In ;;w;; me defunct- ÚwÚ and OwO pwopew satisfaction; -OwO But to be fwee ÚwÚ and ^.^ bounteous to her :33 mind. -xDD And heaven ;;w;; defend x3 youw ÚwÚ good souws, :3 that xDD you think -UwU I xDD wiww x3 youw sewious ÚwÚ and great business :3 scant -For ^.^ she >_> is with x3 me. :3 Nyo, when x3 wight-wing'd :3 toys -Of :3 feathew'd x3 Cupid seel with >_< wanton dullness -OwO My speculative ÚwÚ and x3 officed >_< instwuments, -:33 That x3 my OwO dispowts corrupt ÚwÚ and ^w^ taint x3 my business, -Let xDD housewives >_< make :3 a skillet of x3 my hewm, -xDD And aww x3 indign ÚwÚ and UwU base advewsities -^-^ Make >_> head OwO against x3 my ^w^ estimation! -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be >w< it >_< as xDD you UwU shaww pwivatewy >w< detewminye, -^-^ Eithew fow her xDD stay ow uWu going. uWu The ^-^ affaiw x3 cwies xDD haste, -xDD And ^w^ speed ^w^ must uWu answew't: xDD you ^w^ must >w< hence tonight. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Tonight, x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 DUKE. This OwO nyight. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -x3 DUKE. At >w< nyinye :33 i' x3 the mownying OwO hewe we'll :3 meet ;;w;; again. -:33 Othewwo, OwO weave x3 some officer behind, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU ouw OwO commission ;;w;; bwing to UwU you, -With xDD such ^.^ things >_> ewse of ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and wespect -;;w;; As xDD doth impowt OwO you. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 my >_> ancient; -^-^ A x3 man ^.^ he >_> is of honesty ÚwÚ and :33 twust. -;;w;; To :33 his :33 conveyance UwU I assign x3 my :3 wife, -With >_> what >_> ewse needful x3 youw ÚwÚ good Gwace UwU shaww think -;;w;; To be sent ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. -x3 DUKE. Let >w< it be :3 so. -^-^ Good >w< nyight to ^.^ evewyonye. :33 [To Bwabantio.] ^.^ And, x3 nyobwe signior, -;;w;; If viwtue nyo dewighted beauty lack, -uWu Youw OwO son-in-waw >_> is uWu faw ^.^ mowe >w< faiw than black. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Adieu, >_< bwave uWu Moow, use Desdemona well. -x3 BWABANTIO. Wook to hew, uWu Moow, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast eyes to see; -:33 She >_> has deceived her ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO may thee. -Exeunt ;;w;; Duke, >_< Senyatows, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Officews. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO My >w< wife ;;w;; upon her >_< faith! :3 Honyest >w< Iago, -OwO My Desdemona ^w^ must UwU I OwO weave to thee. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, wet >w< thy >w< wife >_< attend on hew, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing them ÚwÚ aftew uWu in x3 the best uWu advantage. -^.^ Come, >w< Desdemonya, UwU I uWu have >_> but >w< an >_> houw -Of xDD wuv, of ^-^ wowwdwy uWu mattews ÚwÚ and ^w^ diwection, -;;w;; To spend with thee. We ^w^ must UwU obey x3 the uWu time. -Exeunt Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemonya. ->w< WODEWIGO. >_> Iago! -^-^ IAGO. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt? ->w< WODEWIGO. >_> What xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, >_> thinkest thou? -^-^ IAGO. Why, OwO go to x3 bed ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I xDD wiww incontinyentwy x3 dwown :3 mysewf. -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If xDD thou ÚwÚ dost, UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew wuv uWu thee >w< aftew. -Why, xDD thou siwwy gentleman! ->w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 siwwinyess to ^w^ wive when to ^w^ wive >_> is torment, ÚwÚ and xDD then -uWu have ^.^ we :3 a prescription to ^-^ die when :33 death >_> is UwU ouw physician. -^-^ IAGO. x3 O viwwainyous! UwU I uWu have wooked ;;w;; upon x3 the wowwd fow fouw times -ÚwÚ seven years, ÚwÚ and xDD since UwU I couwd distinguish betwixt :3 a ^-^ benyefit ÚwÚ and ->w< an injuwy, UwU I >_< nyevew >_> found x3 man :3 that UwU knyew >w< how to wuv himself. Ere UwU I -^.^ wouwd >_> say UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 dwown mysewf fow x3 the wuv of :3 a :3 guinyea UwU hen, UwU I -^.^ wouwd change x3 my humanyity with :3 a baboon. ->w< WODEWIGO. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^-^ do? UwU I x3 confess >w< it >_> is x3 my ^-^ shame to be UwU so fond, ->_> but >w< it >_> is nyot uWu in x3 my viwtue to ;;w;; amend :3 it. -^-^ IAGO. :33 Viwtue? :3 a fig! 'Tis uWu in ouwsewves :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe OwO thus ow OwO thus. -Our >_< bodies OwO awe ^w^ gawdens, to x3 the which UwU ouw wills OwO awe >_< gawdenyews; UwU so -:3 that >_> if ^.^ we xDD wiww plant UwU nyettwes ow ;;w;; sow wettuce, uWu set hyssop ÚwÚ and >_< weed -x3 up ^w^ thyme, suppwy >w< it with one >_> gendew of >w< hewbs ow distwact >w< it with -UwU many, xDD eithew to uWu have >w< it sterile with idleness ow ÚwÚ manyuwed with -industwy, >w< why, x3 the powew ÚwÚ and >w< cowwigibwe ÚwÚ authowity of ÚwÚ this wies uWu in -UwU ouw ^-^ wiwws. ;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ bawance of UwU ouw ;;w;; wives xDD had nyot one scale of -reason to ^.^ poise anyothew of UwU sensuawity, x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and baseness of -UwU ouw natures ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ conduct >_> us to UwU most ÚwÚ pwepostewous conclusions. -OwO But ^.^ we uWu have reason to :3 coow UwU ouw waging motions, UwU ouw xDD cawnyaw >_< stings, -UwU ouw ^.^ unbitted wusts; xDD wheweof UwU I OwO take uWu this, :3 that xDD you caww xDD wuv, to -be :3 a uWu sect ow >w< scion. ->w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ It >_> is mewewy :3 a lust of x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and :3 a permission of x3 the -:33 wiww. ^.^ Come, be :3 a ;;w;; man! :33 Dwown thyself? :33 Dwown cats ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwind -^.^ puppies. UwU I uWu have ^.^ pwofessed ;;w;; me >w< thy fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 confess ;;w;; me >w< knyit to ->w< thy desewving with cabwes of ^w^ pewduwabwe toughnyess; UwU I couwd >_< nyevew -xDD bettew OwO stead uWu thee than now. >_> Put monyey uWu in >w< thy purse; ;;w;; fowwow xDD thou -x3 the x3 waws; :3 defeat >w< thy x3 favow with >w< an ÚwÚ usuwped :3 beawd. UwU I say, put -monyey uWu in >w< thy purse. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be :3 that Desdemona >_> shouwd ^-^ wong ->w< continyue her wuv to x3 the Moow- put monyey uWu in >w< thy puwse- nor ^.^ he :33 his -to her. ^.^ It UwU was :3 a :3 viowent uWu commencement, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt >_> see >w< an -answewabwe OwO sequestwation- put >_> but monyey uWu in >w< thy purse. ;;w;; These UwU Moows -OwO awe UwU changeabwe uWu in uWu theiw :33 wiwws- ^w^ fiww >w< thy >_< puwse with money. uWu The -OwO food :3 that to ^.^ him nyow >_> is >_< as uWu wuscious >_< as uWu wocusts, UwU shaww be to ^.^ him -x3 showtwy >_< as ^-^ acewb >_< as x3 the ^.^ cowoquintida. :33 She ^w^ must change fow uWu youth; -when ^.^ she >_> is sated with :33 his ;;w;; body, ^.^ she xDD wiww find x3 the ewwow of her ->w< choice. :33 She ^w^ must uWu have >_< change, ^.^ she :3 must; >_< thewefowe put monyey uWu in ->w< thy purse. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt >_< nyeeds damn ;;w;; thysewf, UwU do >w< it :3 a ^.^ mowe xDD dewicate -uWu way than OwO dwownying. ^-^ Make aww x3 the monyey xDD thou >_> canst. ;;w;; If >_> sanctimony -ÚwÚ and :3 a frail vow betwixt >w< an ewwing ^w^ bawbawian ÚwÚ and :3 a supewsubtwe -Venyetian be nyot ^w^ too x3 hawd fow x3 my :33 wits ÚwÚ and aww x3 the twibe of >_> heww, -xDD thou shalt ^.^ enjoy xDD hew- >_< thewefowe >_< make money. ^-^ A uWu pox of :3 dwownying -OwO thysewf! ^.^ It >_> is x3 cwean x3 out of x3 the >_> way. ;;w;; Seek xDD thou rather to be -hanged uWu in :3 compassing >w< thy joy than to be drowned ÚwÚ and OwO go ^-^ without -her. ->w< WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be ÚwÚ fast to x3 my hopes, >_> if UwU I :3 depend on x3 the UwU issue? -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Thou awt >_< suwe of me- x3 go, >_< make money. UwU I uWu have told uWu thee x3 often, -ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 weteww uWu thee again ÚwÚ and OwO again, UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the Moow. OwO My cause >_> is -uWu heawted; ^.^ thinye hath nyo less reason. Let >_> us be ^w^ conjunctive uWu in UwU ouw -xDD wevenge OwO against ^.^ him. ;;w;; If xDD thou ;;w;; canst cuckold :3 him, xDD thou dost >w< thysewf -:3 a x3 pweasuwe, ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; spowt. >_> Thewe OwO awe UwU many events uWu in x3 the womb of time -which xDD wiww be delivered. ÚwÚ Twavewse, x3 go, provide >w< thy money. We xDD wiww -uWu have ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ this tomorrow. uWu Adieu. ->w< WODEWIGO. Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 meet :33 i' x3 the morning? -^-^ IAGO. At x3 my ÚwÚ wodging. ->w< WODEWIGO. I'll be with uWu thee :33 betimes. -^-^ IAGO. Go ^.^ to, farewell. Do xDD you heaw, ^.^ Wodewigo? ->w< WODEWIGO. >_> What >_> say you? -^-^ IAGO. No ^.^ mowe of drowning, UwU do xDD you UwU heaw? ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ^w^ am changed; I'll OwO go ;;w;; seww aww x3 my xDD wand. ÚwÚ Exit. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Thus UwU do UwU I OwO evew >_< make x3 my >w< foow x3 my purse; -For UwU I >_< minye UwU own x3 gain'd >_< knyowwedge >_> shouwd uWu pwofanye -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd time uWu expend with xDD such :3 a snyipe -OwO But fow x3 my spowt ÚwÚ and uWu pwofit. UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the uWu Moow, -xDD And >w< it >_> is xDD thought ^.^ abwoad :3 that 'twixt x3 my x3 sheets ->w< He >_> has donye x3 my ^w^ office. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot if't be ^-^ twue, -OwO But UwU I fow mere >_> suspicion uWu in :3 that uWu kind -Will UwU do >_< as >_> if fow suwety. >w< He ÚwÚ howds ;;w;; me weww, -uWu The xDD bettew UwU shaww x3 my OwO puwpose ^.^ wowk on ^.^ him. -uWu Cassio's :3 a OwO pwopew man. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 nyow- -;;w;; To get :33 his pwace, ÚwÚ and to plume x3 up x3 my xDD wiww -^w^ In :3 doubwe knavery- How, >_< how?- :3 Wet's >_> see- ->w< Aftew x3 some time, to abuse Othello's ear -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ famiwiaw with :33 his x3 wife. ->w< He hath :3 a ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 smooth ^-^ dispose -;;w;; To be >_> suspected- :33 fwamed to >_< make x3 women >w< fawse. -uWu The Moor >_> is of :3 a fwee ÚwÚ and open nyatuwe, -:33 That ^w^ thinks ;;w;; men xDD honyest :3 that >_> but xDD seem to be >_> so, -xDD And xDD wiww >_< as ;;w;; tendewwy be x3 wed ^.^ by x3 the x3 nyose -;;w;; As asses x3 awe. -UwU I xDD have't. ^.^ It >_> is :33 engendew'd. Heww ÚwÚ and >w< nyight -:3 Must ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this monstwous birth to x3 the OwO wowwd's light. -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A >w< seapowt uWu in :3 Cypwus. ^-^ An open :33 pwace nyeaw x3 the >_> quay. - -Entew Montano ÚwÚ and >w< two :33 Gentwemen. - -MONTANyO. >_> What from x3 the ÚwÚ cape ^.^ can xDD you discewn uWu at ^-^ sea? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Nyothing uWu at all. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a x3 high-wwought flood; -UwU I cannot, 'twixt x3 the heaven ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ main, -ÚwÚ Descwy :3 a ^w^ saiw. -MONTANyO. Methinks x3 the wind hath ^-^ spoke >_< awoud uWu at land; -^-^ A ^-^ fuwwew bwast ^w^ nye'ew >_> shook UwU ouw battlements. -;;w;; If >w< it hath >_> wuffian'd UwU so ;;w;; upon x3 the :33 sea, ->_> What OwO wibs of ÚwÚ oak, when ^-^ mountains :3 mewt on ÚwÚ them, -UwU Can howd x3 the >_> mowtise? >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we hear of :3 this? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ A segregation of x3 the Turkish ;;w;; fweet. -For UwU do >_> but stand ;;w;; upon x3 the UwU foaming >w< showe, -uWu The :33 chidden ^w^ biwwow ;;w;; seems to :33 pewt x3 the cwouds; -uWu The >w< wind-shaked ^-^ suwge, with xDD high ÚwÚ and monstwous mane, -x3 Seems to ;;w;; cast UwU watew on x3 the ^.^ buwnying >_> beaw, -xDD And quench x3 the ^-^ guawds of x3 the evew-fixed pole. -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did ^.^ wike xDD mowestation x3 view -On x3 the ^.^ enchafed :33 fwood. -MONTANyO. ;;w;; If :3 that x3 the Turkish :33 fweet -^w^ Be nyot enshewtew'd ÚwÚ and :33 embay'd, ;;w;; they OwO awe drown'd; -^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe to UwU beaw >w< it OwO out. - -Entew :3 a thiwd ^w^ Gentweman. - -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. News, >w< wads! Our UwU waws OwO awe ^-^ donye. -uWu The despewate UwU tempest hath UwU so bang'd x3 the Tuwks, -:33 That uWu theiw designment halts. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe ship of :33 Venyice ->_< Hath :3 seen :3 a ;;w;; gwievous wreck ÚwÚ and sufferance -On UwU most ÚwÚ pawt of uWu theiw ;;w;; fweet. -MONTANyO. ÚwÚ How? Is ÚwÚ this twue? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The ship >_> is OwO hewe put x3 in, -^-^ A ^w^ Vewonyesa. ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, -Wieutenyant to x3 the warlike uWu Moow, :33 Othewwo, -Is come on shore; x3 the Moor >_< himsewf uWu at :33 sea, -xDD And >_> is uWu in full OwO commission OwO hewe fow :3 Cypwus. -MONTANyO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^-^ on't; UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy :33 guvwnyow. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But ÚwÚ this same ^-^ Cassio, ^w^ though ^.^ he speak of uWu comfowt -:3 Touching x3 the Turkish woss, yet ^.^ he :33 wooks sadwy -xDD And prays x3 the Moor be :33 safe; fow ;;w;; they :3 wewe pawted -With fouw ÚwÚ and :3 viowent ;;w;; tempest. -MONTANyO. >_> Pway heavens ^.^ he be, -For UwU I uWu have OwO sewved :3 him, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 man ;;w;; commands -Wike :3 a full OwO sowdiew. :3 Wet's to x3 the seaside, ho! -;;w;; As weww to >_> see x3 the vessel ^w^ that's come uWu in -;;w;; As to ^-^ thwow x3 out UwU ouw eyes fow >_< bwave :33 Othewwo, -Even >w< tiww ^.^ we >_< make x3 the :33 main ÚwÚ and x3 the aerial blue -^-^ An indistinct :3 wegawd. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's UwU do >_> so, -For every minyute >_> is >w< expectancy -Of ^.^ mowe >w< awwivance. - -Entew :33 Cassio. - ->_< CASSIO. >_< Thanks, xDD you x3 the uWu vawiant of ÚwÚ this warlike isle, -:33 That UwU so approve x3 the Moor! >_< O, wet x3 the heavens -Give ^.^ him :33 defense OwO against x3 the ewements, -For UwU I uWu have wost ^.^ him on :3 a uWu dangewous :33 sea. -MONTANyO. UwU I ^.^ she weww shipp'd? ->_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ His >_< bawk >_> is stoutly timber'd, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> piwot -Of xDD vewy x3 expewt ÚwÚ and appwuvd allowance; -Therefore x3 my hopes, nyot surfeited to UwU death, -;;w;; Stand uWu in bold x3 cuwe. -^-^ A cwy :33 within, ;;w;; "A sail, :3 a sail, :3 a sail!" - -Entew :3 a :3 fouwth ^w^ Gentweman. - ->_> What ^w^ nyoise? -;;w;; FOUWTH OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The :33 town >_> is >w< empty; on x3 the ^w^ bwow ^.^ o' x3 the sea -;;w;; Stand ;;w;; wanks of >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they ^-^ cwy, ;;w;; "A sail!" ->_< CASSIO. OwO My hopes UwU do xDD shape ^.^ him fow x3 the :33 guvwnyow. -:33 Guns heawd. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They UwU do ;;w;; dischawge uWu theiw UwU shot of ^w^ couwtesy- -Our ^w^ fwiends uWu at weast. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, OwO go ^-^ fowth, -xDD And UwU give >_> us uWu twuth who UwU 'tis :3 that >_> is arrived. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< shaww. ÚwÚ Exit. -MONTANyO. But, ÚwÚ good wieutenyant, >_> is x3 youw general ÚwÚ wived? ->_< CASSIO. :3 Most fowtunyatewy: ^.^ he hath >_< achieved :3 a >_< maid -:33 That paragons description ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd x3 fame, -x3 Onye :3 that :3 excews x3 the ^.^ quiwks of ^.^ bwazonying ^w^ pens, -xDD And uWu in x3 the essential ^.^ vestuwe of :3 cweation -ÚwÚ Does tire x3 the >_< ingenyew. - -^.^ We-entew second ^w^ Gentweman. - -How >_< nyow! who >_> has put in? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. 'Tis one >w< Iago, UwU ancient to x3 the genyewaw. ->_< CASSIO. >w< He >_> has xDD had UwU most favorable ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy speed: ->_> Tempests ^.^ themsewves, xDD high seas, ÚwÚ and xDD howwing winds, -uWu The ÚwÚ guttew'd UwU wocks, ÚwÚ and >w< congwegated x3 sands, -Traitors :3 ensteep'd to clog x3 the ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 keew, -;;w;; As xDD having sense of >w< beauty, UwU do x3 omit -^-^ Theiw >w< mowtaw natures, wetting OwO go >w< safewy ^.^ by -uWu The divine Desdemonya. -MONTANyO. >_> What >_> is >_< she? ->_< CASSIO. :33 She :3 that UwU I x3 spake :33 of, UwU ouw great captain's ;;w;; captain, -Left uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of x3 the bold >w< Iago, ->_< Whose footing OwO hewe UwU anticipates UwU ouw >_< thoughts -^-^ A se'nnight's ;;w;; speed. UwU Gweat Juv, Othewwo guawd, -xDD And sweww :33 his saiw with ^.^ thinye UwU own powerful :33 bweath, -:33 That ^.^ he OwO may ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this ^w^ bay with :33 his ;;w;; taww ship, -^-^ Make love's ^w^ quick ^w^ pants uWu in x3 Desdemonya's awms, -Give :3 wenyew'd fire to UwU ouw uWu extincted ^.^ spiwits, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing aww OwO Cypwus UwU comfowt. - -Entew >w< Desdemonya, Emilia >w< Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - ->_< O, behowd, -uWu The ^w^ wiches of x3 the ship >_> is come on shore! -^-^ Ye ;;w;; men of Cypwus, wet her uWu have x3 youw knyees. -Haww to ÚwÚ thee, :33 wady! xDD And x3 the xDD gwace of ^.^ heaven, -Befowe, x3 behind ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and on every uWu hand, -Enwheel uWu thee x3 wound! -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, uWu vawiant :33 Cassio. ->_> What UwU tidings ^.^ can xDD you tell ;;w;; me of x3 my xDD wowd? ->_< CASSIO. >w< He >_> is nyot yet xDD awwived, nor ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ aught -OwO But :3 that uWu he's weww ÚwÚ and xDD wiww be x3 showtwy hewe. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, >_> but UwU I >w< feaw- How wost xDD you :3 company? ->_< CASSIO. uWu The great ;;w;; contention of x3 the sea ÚwÚ and skies -:3 Pawted UwU ouw fellowship- But, x3 hawk! :3 a ^w^ saiw. -^-^ A cwy :33 within, ;;w;; "A sail, :3 a sail!" :33 Guns heawd. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. ^-^ They UwU give uWu theiw :3 gweeting to x3 the citadew; -This >_< wikewise >_> is :3 a :3 fwiend. ->_< CASSIO. xDD See fow x3 the ;;w;; nyews. -uWu Exit ^w^ Gentweman. -^-^ Good ^w^ ancient, xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. :33 [To Emiwia.] Welcome, ^w^ mistwess. -Let >w< it nyot ^.^ gaww x3 youw patience, ÚwÚ good >w< Iago, -:33 That UwU I :3 extend x3 my mannyews; UwU 'tis x3 my xDD bweeding -:33 That ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this bold x3 show of uWu couwtesy. xDD Kisses her. -^-^ IAGO. UwU Siw, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she UwU give xDD you UwU so much of her lips -;;w;; As of her >_> tongue ^.^ she ;;w;; oft OwO bestows on uWu me, -You'wd uWu have enyough. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ she >_> has nyo :33 speech. -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, ^w^ too >_> much; -UwU I find >w< it still when UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ wist to OwO sweep. -OwO Mawwy, >w< befowe x3 youw >w< wadyship UwU I grant, -:33 She puts her >_> tongue :3 a xDD wittwe uWu in her >_< heawt -xDD And ^-^ chides with ÚwÚ thinking. -EMILIA. >_> You uWu have xDD wittwe cause to >_> say :3 so. -^-^ IAGO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, come :3 on. >_> You OwO awe x3 pictuwes x3 out of doows, -Bewws uWu in x3 youw parlors, ÚwÚ wiwdcats uWu in x3 youw kitchens, -Saints uWu in x3 youw >_> injuwies, xDD deviws ^.^ being ^.^ offended, -^.^ Pwayews uWu in x3 youw housewifewy, ÚwÚ and xDD housewives uWu in x3 youw :3 beds. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, fie ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, swandewew! -^-^ IAGO. Nyay, >w< it >_> is ^-^ twue, ow >_> ewse UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; Tuwk: ->_> You rise to ^.^ pway, ÚwÚ and OwO go to x3 bed to >w< wowk. -EMILIA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot >w< wwite x3 my ;;w;; pwaise. -^-^ IAGO. :3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me not. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> What wouldst xDD thou >w< wwite of uWu me, >_> if xDD thou shouwdst -praise me? -^-^ IAGO. x3 O ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, UwU do nyot put ;;w;; me >_> to't, -For UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyothing >_> if nyot critical. -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Come ;;w;; on, ;;w;; assay- >_> Thewe's one >_> gonye to x3 the ^.^ hawbow? -^-^ IAGO. Ay, UwU madam. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> mewwy, >_> but UwU I UwU do beguile -uWu The ^.^ thing UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ by ÚwÚ seeming othewwise. -^.^ Come, >w< how wouldst xDD thou praise me? -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am about :33 it, >_> but ÚwÚ indeed x3 my >w< invention -UwU Comes from x3 my OwO pate >_< as biwdwime does from fwieze; -^.^ It OwO pwucks x3 out brains ÚwÚ and all. OwO But x3 my ^.^ Muse labors, -xDD And OwO thus ^.^ she >_> is :33 dewivew'd. -;;w;; If ^.^ she be >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_< wise, OwO faiwnyess ÚwÚ and ^w^ wit, -uWu The one's fow ^.^ use, x3 the othew xDD useth :3 it. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Weww OwO pwaised! How >_> if ^.^ she be black ÚwÚ and uWu witty? -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If ^.^ she be black, ÚwÚ and thereto uWu have :3 a ^w^ wit, -OwO She'ww find :3 a ^-^ white :3 that UwU shaww her bwacknyess ^w^ fit. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Wowse ÚwÚ and x3 wowse. -EMILIA. How >_> if >w< faiw ÚwÚ and foowish? -^-^ IAGO. :33 She >_< nyevew yet UwU was >_< foowish :3 that UwU was faiw, -For even her >w< fowwy :33 hewp'd her to >w< an ÚwÚ heiw. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; These OwO awe ;;w;; owd fond paradoxes to >_< make foows laugh :33 i' x3 the -awehouse. >_> What >w< misewabwe praise x3 hast xDD thou fow her ^w^ that's fouw ÚwÚ and -foowish? -^-^ IAGO. >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye UwU so fouw ÚwÚ and >_< foowish theweunto, -OwO But does fouw ^-^ pwanks which >w< faiw ÚwÚ and uWu wise ^-^ onyes xDD do. -x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 O x3 heavy >w< ignyowance! ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ pwaisest x3 the worst >_> best. OwO But >_> what -praise ^w^ couwdst xDD thou bestow on :3 a desewving OwO woman :33 indeed, one :3 that -uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ authowity of her merit uWu did >_< justwy put on x3 the ÚwÚ vouch of xDD vewy -malice ÚwÚ itsewf? -^-^ IAGO. :33 She :3 that UwU was OwO evew >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew :3 pwoud, -xDD Had >_> tongue uWu at xDD wiww ÚwÚ and yet UwU was >_< nyevew woud, -xDD Nyevew wack'd gowd ÚwÚ and yet OwO went >_< nyevew ^.^ gay, ->_< Fwed from her ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ and yet said, "Now UwU I ^-^ may"; -:33 She :3 that, ^.^ being anger'd, her xDD wevenge ^.^ being nigh, -^-^ Bade her wrong xDD stay ÚwÚ and her >_< dispweasuwe xDD fwy; -:33 She :3 that uWu in ^.^ wisdom >_< nyevew UwU was UwU so frail -;;w;; To change x3 the x3 cod's >_> head fow x3 the xDD sawmon's tail; -:33 She :3 that couwd think ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew discwose her UwU mind, -xDD See ^-^ suitows fowwowing ÚwÚ and nyot wook :3 behind; -:33 She UwU was :3 a wight, >_> if OwO evew xDD such >w< wight were- -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; To UwU do UwU what? -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; To ^.^ suckwe foows ÚwÚ and chwonyicwe UwU smaww beew. -x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 O UwU most :3 wame ÚwÚ and impotent ;;w;; concwusion! Do nyot :3 weawn of :3 him, -uWu Emiwia, ^w^ though ^.^ he be >w< thy husband. How >_> say UwU you, ^w^ Cassio? Is ^.^ he nyot -:3 a UwU most uWu pwofanye ÚwÚ and xDD wibewaw >_> counsewow? ->_< CASSIO. >w< He xDD speaks ^.^ home, UwU madam. >_> You OwO may wewish ^.^ him ^.^ mowe uWu in x3 the -soldier than uWu in x3 the scholar. -^-^ IAGO. >_< [Aside.] >w< He UwU takes her ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ pawm; :33 ay, weww said, uWu whispew. -With >_< as xDD wittwe :3 a uWu web >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD wiww UwU I :3 ensnyawe >_< as great :3 a fwy >_< as -:33 Cassio. Ay, ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon hew, do; UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ gyve uWu thee uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own -couwtship. >_> You >_> say true; UwU 'tis >_> so, indeed. ;;w;; If xDD such tricks >_< as these -stwip xDD you x3 out of x3 youw lieutenantry, >w< it xDD had :33 been xDD bettew xDD you xDD had -nyot xDD kissed x3 youw >w< thwee x3 fingews UwU so :3 oft, which nyow again xDD you OwO awe -UwU most ^-^ apt to :33 pway x3 the ^w^ siw ^.^ in. Very UwU good. Weww kissed! >w< an :3 excewwent -^w^ couwtesy! UwU 'tis >_> so, indeed. ÚwÚ Yet again x3 youw x3 fingews to x3 youw wips? -Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe cwystew-pipes fow x3 youw uWu sake! ;;w;; [Twumpet :33 within.] -uWu The Moor! UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his twumpet. ->_< CASSIO. 'Tis :33 twuwy :3 so. -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Wet's :3 meet ^.^ him ÚwÚ and receive ^.^ him. ->_< CASSIO. Lo, :3 whewe ^.^ he comes! - -Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O x3 my >w< faiw uWu wawwiow! -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My uWu deaw UwU Othewwo! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me wonder great >_< as x3 my :3 content -;;w;; To >_> see xDD you OwO hewe >w< befowe x3 me. x3 O x3 my x3 souw's >_< joy! -;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew every UwU tempest come xDD such cawms, -^-^ May x3 the >_< winds ^w^ bwow >w< tiww ;;w;; they uWu have uWu waken'd ;;w;; death! -xDD And wet x3 the ÚwÚ wabowing >_< bawk x3 cwimb >w< hiwws of seas ->_> Owympus-high, ÚwÚ and ^w^ duck again >_< as wow -;;w;; As ^-^ heww's from :3 heaven! ;;w;; If >w< it :3 wewe nyow to >_> die, -uWu 'Twewe nyow to be UwU most happy; fow UwU I feaw -OwO My :3 souw hath her :3 content UwU so ^w^ absowute -:33 That nyot anyothew uWu comfowt ^.^ wike to ÚwÚ this -:3 Succeeds uWu in unknown ÚwÚ fate. -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu The heavens UwU fowbid -OwO But :3 that UwU ouw loves ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts >_> shouwd UwU incwease, -Even >_< as UwU ouw OwO days UwU do grow! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Amen to :3 that, x3 sweet :33 powews! -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak enough of ÚwÚ this content; -^.^ It xDD stops ;;w;; me ^.^ hewe; >w< it >_> is ^w^ too much of ^-^ joy. -xDD And uWu this, ÚwÚ and uWu this, x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :3 discowds be xDD Kisses her. -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU ouw heawts UwU shaww make! -^-^ IAGO. >_< [Aside.] >_< O, xDD you OwO awe weww tunyed >_< nyow! -OwO But I'll uWu set down x3 the ^.^ pegs :3 that >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ music, -;;w;; As xDD honyest >_< as UwU I am. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us to x3 the >w< castwe. -News, friends: UwU ouw UwU waws OwO awe :33 donye, x3 the Turks OwO awe dwown'd. -How does x3 my ;;w;; owd >_< acquaintance of ÚwÚ this >w< iswe? -Honey, xDD you UwU shaww be weww ÚwÚ desiwed uWu in Cypwus; -UwU I uWu have >_> found great wuv amongst OwO them. x3 O x3 my sweet, -UwU I ^w^ pwattwe x3 out of fashion, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> dote -^w^ In >_< minye UwU own uWu comfowts. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ good >w< Iago, -Go to x3 the ^w^ bay ÚwÚ and disembark x3 my >_> coffews. -Bring xDD thou x3 the >_< mastew to x3 the citadew; ->w< He >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good one, ÚwÚ and :33 his wowthinyess -ÚwÚ Does challenge much wespect. ^.^ Come, >w< Desdemonya, -Once ^.^ mowe weww >w< met uWu at :3 Cypwus. -Exeunt aww >_> but OwO Iago ÚwÚ and :3 Wodewigo. -^-^ IAGO. Do xDD thou :3 meet ;;w;; me presently uWu at x3 the harbor. :3 Come hithew. ;;w;; If xDD thou -ÚwÚ be'st xDD vawiant- >_< as ;;w;; they >_> say UwU base ;;w;; men ^.^ being uWu in wuv uWu have xDD then :3 a ->_> nyobiwity uWu in uWu theiw natures ^.^ mowe than >_> is OwO nyative to OwO them- ÚwÚ wist x3 me. -uWu The UwU wieutenyant :3 tonyight watches on x3 the court of >w< guawd. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU I -^w^ must tell uWu thee :33 this: Desdemona >_> is xDD diwectwy uWu in wuv with ^.^ him. ->w< WODEWIGO. With him? Why, UwU 'tis nyot UwU possibwe. -^-^ IAGO. Way >w< thy finger thus, ÚwÚ and wet >w< thy :3 souw be x3 instwucted. >_> Mawk ;;w;; me -with >_> what x3 viowence ^.^ she xDD fiwst xDD wuvd x3 the uWu Moow, >_> but fow ^.^ bwagging ÚwÚ and -:3 tewwing her OwO fantasticaw uWu wies. xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ she wuv ^.^ him still fow -xDD pwating? Let nyot >w< thy >w< discweet >_< heawt think :3 it. :3 Hew ^w^ eye ^w^ must be -:3 fed; ÚwÚ and >_> what delight UwU shaww ^.^ she uWu have to wook on x3 the devil? x3 When -x3 the :3 bwood >_> is UwU made dull with x3 the ;;w;; act of sport, there >_> shouwd be, -again to uWu infwame >w< it ÚwÚ and to UwU give satiety :3 a >w< fwesh uWu appetite, -xDD wuvwinyess uWu in favor, >_> sympathy uWu in years, :3 mannyews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; beauties- -aww which x3 the Moor >_> is ÚwÚ defective ^.^ in. >_> Nyow, fow ^.^ want of these -OwO wequiwed :33 convenyiences, her xDD dewicate :33 tendewnyess xDD wiww find itsewf -abused, x3 begin to x3 heave x3 the >_< gowge, uWu diswewish ÚwÚ and abhow x3 the Moow; -xDD vewy ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD wiww instwuct her uWu in >w< it ÚwÚ and compel her to x3 some second ->w< choice. Now ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this :33 gwanted- >_< as >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most x3 pwegnyant ÚwÚ and -^-^ unfowced ^w^ position- who >w< stands UwU so ^.^ eminyentwy uWu in x3 the degwee of ÚwÚ this -:3 fowtunye >_< as OwO Cassio >w< does? ^-^ A x3 knyave xDD vewy voluble; nyo further -:33 conscionyabwe than uWu in ^.^ putting on x3 the mere >_< fowm of ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ and ^w^ humanye -^.^ seeming, fow x3 the xDD bettew compass of :33 his ^-^ sawt ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ hidden ;;w;; woose -:3 affection? Why, nyonye, >w< why, ^w^ nyonye- :3 a OwO swippew ÚwÚ and >_> subtwe ^-^ knyave, :3 a -ÚwÚ findew x3 out of UwU occasions, :3 that >_> has >w< an ^w^ eye ^.^ can stamp ÚwÚ and -OwO countewfeit uWu advantages, ^w^ though true ^w^ advantage >_< nyevew xDD pwesent -:3 itsewf- :3 a deviwish uWu knyave! :33 Besides, x3 the x3 knyave >_> is handsome, >_> young, -ÚwÚ and hath aww UwU those requisites uWu in ^.^ him :3 that >w< fowwy ÚwÚ and green minds -wook >w< aftew- :3 a pestilent complete ^-^ knyave, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO woman hath >_> found -^.^ him >_< awweady. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ bewieve :3 that uWu in >w< hew; ^w^ she's full of UwU most bwest -UwU condition. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Bwest :3 fig's-end! uWu The winye ^.^ she dwinks >_> is UwU made of >_< gwapes. ;;w;; If -^.^ she xDD had :33 been ^.^ bwest, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew uWu have xDD wuvd x3 the Moow. ^-^ Bwest -:33 pudding! ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot >_> see her paddwe with x3 the ^.^ pawm of :33 his hand? -;;w;; Didst nyot mark ^-^ that? ->w< WODEWIGO. Yes, :3 that UwU I ^.^ did; >_> but :3 that UwU was >_> but uWu couwtesy. -^-^ IAGO. Wechewy, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD hand; >w< an >_< index ÚwÚ and uWu obscuwe uWu pwowogue to x3 the -:33 histowy of lust ÚwÚ and fouw >w< thoughts. ^-^ They >w< met UwU so nyeaw with uWu theiw -lips :3 that uWu theiw uWu bweaths embraced together. :33 Viwwainyous thoughts, -ÚwÚ Wodewigo! x3 When these ;;w;; mutuawities UwU so UwU mawshaw x3 the :3 way, x3 hawd uWu at uWu hand -x3 comes x3 the >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 main exercise, x3 the incorporate ^.^ concwusion. -OwO Pish! But, ^w^ siw, be xDD you ^.^ wuwed ^.^ by x3 me. UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought xDD you from ->_< Venyice. Watch xDD you tonyight; fow x3 the >_> command, I'll lay't ;;w;; upon OwO you. -OwO Cassio xDD knyows xDD you not. I'll nyot be uWu faw from OwO you. Do xDD you find x3 some -;;w;; occasion to ÚwÚ angew ^-^ Cassio, xDD eithew ^.^ by speaking ^w^ too woud, ow -;;w;; tainting :33 his discipwinye, ow from >_> what othew course xDD you please, -which x3 the time UwU shaww ^.^ mowe favorably minister. ->w< WODEWIGO. ^-^ Weww. -^-^ IAGO. UwU Siw, ^.^ he >_> is >_< wash ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ^.^ sudden uWu in ^w^ chowew, ÚwÚ and haply OwO may -strike uWu at OwO you. ^-^ Pwovoke :3 him, :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; may; fow even x3 out of :3 that -xDD wiww UwU I cause these of OwO Cypwus to mutiny, x3 whose ;;w;; quawification UwU shaww -come x3 into nyo true >_> taste again >_> but ^.^ by x3 the dispwanting of :33 Cassio. -^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you uWu have :3 a showtew ^w^ jouwnyey to x3 youw desiwes ^.^ by x3 the means -UwU I UwU shaww xDD then uWu have to prefer ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 impediment UwU most -profitably ^.^ wemuvd, ^-^ without x3 the which there :3 wewe nyo expectation -of UwU ouw prosperity. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I xDD wiww UwU do uWu this, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing >w< it to xDD any oppowtunyity. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I :33 wawwant thee. ^w^ Meet ;;w;; me ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu at x3 the >_> citadew. UwU I ^w^ must -:3 fetch :33 his uWu nyecessawies ^.^ ashowe. uWu Faweweww. ->w< WODEWIGO. uWu Adieu. ÚwÚ Exit. -^-^ IAGO. :33 That OwO Cassio loves hew, UwU I UwU do weww ^-^ bewieve uWu it; -:33 That ^.^ she loves :3 him, UwU 'tis ^-^ apt ÚwÚ and of great >w< cwedit. -uWu The uWu Moow, :3 howbeit :3 that UwU I OwO enduwe ^.^ him >_> nyot, -Is of :3 a constant, >w< woving, x3 nyobwe nyatuwe, -xDD And UwU I dawe think he'ww ^-^ pwuv to Desdemona -^-^ A UwU most uWu deaw husband. >_> Nyow, UwU I UwU do wuv her :3 too, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 out of ^w^ absowute x3 wust, ^w^ though pewadventuwe -UwU I stand accountant fow >_< as great :3 a ^w^ sin, -OwO But ;;w;; pawtwy x3 wed to >_> diet x3 my UwU wevenge, -For :3 that UwU I UwU do >_> suspect x3 the ÚwÚ wusty Moor ->_< Hath leap'd x3 into x3 my uWu seat; x3 the xDD thought xDD wheweof -^-^ Doth ^.^ wike :3 a OwO poisonyous minyewaw gnaw x3 my inwawds, -xDD And >_< nyothing ^.^ can ow UwU shaww :3 content x3 my :3 souw -Tiww UwU I ^w^ am even'd with :3 him, >w< wife fow x3 wife. -:33 Ow :33 faiwing >_> so, yet :3 that UwU I put x3 the Moor -At least x3 into :3 a ^.^ jeawousy UwU so >w< stwong -:33 That ^w^ judgement ;;w;; cannyot x3 cuwe. >_< Which ^.^ thing to UwU do, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this poor ^w^ twash of >_> Venyice, ÚwÚ whom UwU I trace -For :33 his ^w^ quick :3 hunting, stand x3 the ^.^ putting ;;w;; on, -I'll uWu have UwU ouw ÚwÚ Michaew OwO Cassio on x3 the hip, -xDD Abuse ^.^ him to x3 the Moor uWu in x3 the rank :3 gawb -:3 (Fow UwU I feaw OwO Cassio with x3 my >_> nyightcap too), -^-^ Make x3 the Moor >_> thank uWu me, wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and wewawd ;;w;; me -For x3 making ^.^ him >_< egwegiouswy >w< an >w< ass -xDD And pwacticing ;;w;; upon :33 his uWu peace ÚwÚ and :33 quiet -Even to >w< madnyess. 'Tis UwU hewe, >_> but yet confused: -Knavery's uWu pwain OwO face >_> is >_< nyevew :3 seen >w< tiww ^.^ used. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew :3 a ^.^ Hewawd with :3 a x3 pwocwamation; OwO peopwe x3 fowwowing. - -HEWAWD. ^.^ It >_> is Othello's x3 pweasuwe, UwU ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant general, -:3 that ;;w;; upon xDD cewtain UwU tidings nyow xDD awwived, UwU impowting x3 the mere -;;w;; pewdition of x3 the Turkish >_< fweet, every x3 man put >_< himsewf x3 into -triumph; x3 some to xDD dance, x3 some to >_< make ÚwÚ bonfiwes, >_< each x3 man to >_> what -spowt ÚwÚ and :3 wevews :33 his addiction weads him; fow ;;w;; besides these -beneficial news, >w< it >_> is x3 the cewebwation of :33 his :33 nyuptiaw. ^w^ So much -UwU was :33 his :3 pweasuwe >_> shouwd be x3 pwocwaimed. All ;;w;; offices OwO awe open, ÚwÚ and -there >_> is full ^w^ wibewty of x3 feasting from ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent >_> houw of five ->w< tiww x3 the beww uWu have told eweven. uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess x3 the isle of OwO Cypwus -ÚwÚ and UwU ouw x3 nyobwe general UwU Othewwo! :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew :33 Othewwo, >w< Desdemonya, ^-^ Cassio, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Good Michael, wook xDD you to x3 the xDD guawd tonight. -:3 Wet's >_< teach ouwsewves :3 that ;;w;; honyowabwe UwU stop, -ÚwÚ Nyot to outsport discwetion. ->_< CASSIO. OwO Iago hath ÚwÚ diwection >_> what to do; -OwO But :3 nyotwithstanding with x3 my xDD pewsonyaw ^w^ eye -Will UwU I wook to't. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Iago >_> is UwU most honest. -Michael, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. OwO Tomowwow with x3 youw ÚwÚ eawwiest -Let ;;w;; me uWu have ÚwÚ speech with OwO you. ^.^ Come, x3 my uWu deaw xDD wuv, -uWu The puwchase made, x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits OwO awe to >_< ensue; -:33 That >_> pwofit's yet to come >_> 'tween ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and OwO you. -^-^ Good OwO nyight. -Exeunt :33 Othewwo, >w< Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -Entew >w< Iago. - ->_< CASSIO. Welcome, >w< Iago; ^.^ we ^w^ must to x3 the :33 watch. -^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, lieutenant; UwU 'tis nyot yet ;;w;; ten ^.^ o' x3 the ^.^ cwock. Our -general ;;w;; cast >_> us OwO thus early fow x3 the wuv of :33 his :3 Desdemonya; who wet ->_> us nyot >_< thewefowe blame. >w< He hath nyot yet UwU made >_< wanton x3 the >w< nyight -with hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_> is spowt fow uWu Juv. ->_< CASSIO. >_> She's :3 a UwU most exquisite >_> wady. -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ And, I'll :33 wawwant hew, full of >_< game. ->_< CASSIO. :33 Indeed ^w^ she's :3 a UwU most >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate xDD cweatuwe. -^-^ IAGO. >_> What >w< an ^w^ eye ^.^ she x3 has! Methinks >w< it sounds :3 a parley to -UwU pwovocation. ->_< CASSIO. ^-^ An ;;w;; inviting >_< eye; ÚwÚ and yet uWu methinks >w< wight >w< modest. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And when ^.^ she speaks, >_> is >w< it nyot >w< an OwO awawum to love? ->_< CASSIO. :33 She >_> is ÚwÚ indeed perfection. -^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, happinyess to uWu theiw sheets! ^.^ Come, wieutenyant, UwU I uWu have :3 a -^w^ stope of wine, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^-^ without OwO awe :3 a ;;w;; bwace of OwO Cypwus gawwants -:3 that ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have :3 a UwU measuwe to x3 the ^.^ heawth of black OwO Othewwo. ->_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Nyot tonyight, ÚwÚ good >w< Iago. UwU I uWu have xDD vewy poor ÚwÚ and xDD unhappy brains -fow ^w^ dwinking. UwU I couwd weww ÚwÚ wish >w< couwtesy ^.^ wouwd invent x3 some othew -;;w;; custom of >w< entewtainment. -^-^ IAGO. >_< O, ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU ouw ÚwÚ fwiends! OwO But one cup; I'll ÚwÚ dwink fow OwO you. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I uWu have UwU dwunk >_> but one >w< cup tonyight, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU was >_< cwaftiwy -qualified :3 too, ÚwÚ and behowd >_> what xDD innyovation >w< it x3 makes hewe. UwU I ^w^ am -:33 unfowtunyate uWu in x3 the infirmity, ÚwÚ and dawe nyot :3 task x3 my ^.^ weaknyess with -xDD any more. -^-^ IAGO. What, ;;w;; man! 'Tis :3 a >w< nyight of ;;w;; wevews, x3 the gawwants ^.^ desiwe :3 it. ->_< CASSIO. Whewe OwO awe >w< they? -^-^ IAGO. :3 Hewe uWu at x3 the door; UwU I pray UwU you, caww them ^.^ in. ->_< CASSIO. I'll ;;w;; do't, >_> but >w< it xDD diswikes x3 me. ÚwÚ Exit. -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can :33 fasten >_> but one >w< cup ;;w;; upon :3 him, -With :3 that which ^.^ he hath UwU dwunk :3 tonyight already, -^-^ He'ww be >_< as full of ^-^ quawwew ÚwÚ and offense -;;w;; As x3 my xDD young >_< mistwess' :33 dog. Now x3 my >w< sick >w< foow Roderigo, -;;w;; Whom wuv hath >_> tuwn'd almost x3 the wrong x3 side ^.^ out, -;;w;; To Desdemona hath :3 tonyight xDD cawoused ->_< Potations >_> pottwe-deep; ÚwÚ and uWu he's to :33 watch. -Thwee wads of Cypwus, x3 nyobwe xDD swewwing ^.^ spiwits, -:33 That howd uWu theiw honyows uWu in :3 a uWu wawy ÚwÚ distance, -uWu The xDD vewy ÚwÚ ewements of ÚwÚ this warlike isle, -:3 Have UwU I :3 tonyight fluster'd with :33 fwowing cups, -xDD And ;;w;; they ;;w;; watch UwU too. >_> Nyow, ^w^ 'mongst ÚwÚ this ^.^ fwock of dwunkawds, -^w^ Am UwU I to put UwU ouw OwO Cassio uWu in x3 some uWu action -:33 That OwO may ^-^ offend x3 the >_> iswe. OwO But OwO hewe ;;w;; they x3 come. -;;w;; If >_> consequence UwU do >_> but approve x3 my x3 dweam, -OwO My ^.^ boat sails freely, both with wind ÚwÚ and :3 stweam. - -^.^ We-entew x3 Cassio; with ^.^ him Montano ÚwÚ and ^.^ Gentwemen; -Servants fowwowing with ^.^ winye. - ->_< CASSIO. 'Fore :33 God, ;;w;; they uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me :3 a wouse >_< awweady. -MONTANyO. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, :3 a xDD wittwe onye; nyot x3 past :3 a uWu pint, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a -OwO sowdiew. -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Some wine, ho! - -[Sings.] x3 "And wet ;;w;; me x3 the uWu canyakin cwink, ;;w;; cwink; -xDD And wet ;;w;; me x3 the uWu canyakin ^.^ cwink. -^-^ A ^w^ sowdiew's :3 a xDD man; ->_< O, :33 man's ^w^ wife's >_> but :3 a UwU span; -Why xDD then wet :3 a soldier dwink." - -;;w;; Some wine, :33 boys! ->_< CASSIO. 'Fore :33 God, >w< an :3 excewwent :33 song. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I :33 weawnyed >w< it uWu in England, :3 whewe ÚwÚ indeed ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU most x3 potent uWu in -:33 potting. uWu Youw OwO Danye, x3 youw German, ÚwÚ and x3 youw swag-bellied UwU Howwandew- -Dwink, :3 ho!- OwO awe >_< nyothing to x3 youw Engwish. ->_< CASSIO. Is x3 youw xDD Engwishman UwU so x3 expewt uWu in :33 his ;;w;; dwinking? -^-^ IAGO. Why, ^.^ he dwinks xDD you with facility x3 youw Dane >_< dead dwunk; ^.^ he -sweats nyot to overthrow x3 youw Awmain; ^.^ he ;;w;; gives x3 youw Hollander :3 a -^.^ vomit ere x3 the :3 nyext pottle ^.^ can be fiwwed. ->_< CASSIO. ;;w;; To x3 the ^.^ heawth of UwU ouw general! -MONTANyO. UwU I ^w^ am fow :33 it, wieutenyant, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU do xDD you justice. -^-^ IAGO. x3 O x3 sweet England! - -[Sings.] "King ^w^ Stephen UwU was ^.^ and-a ÚwÚ wowthy peer, -ÚwÚ His OwO bweeches >_> cost ^.^ him >_> but :3 a >_< cwown; ->w< He hewd them x3 sixpence aww ^w^ too deaw, -With :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ caww'd x3 the ^w^ taiwow ÚwÚ wown. - -^.^ "He UwU was :3 a >w< wight of xDD high OwO wenyown, -xDD And xDD thou awt >_> but of wow uWu degwee. -'Tis >_< pwide :3 that ^w^ puwws x3 the countwy down; -UwU Then OwO take ^.^ thinye auld uWu cwoak about UwU thee." - -;;w;; Some wine, ho! ->_< CASSIO. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a ^.^ mowe exquisite ÚwÚ song than x3 the :3 othew. -^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you heaw't ^w^ again? ->_< CASSIO. :3 Nyo, fow UwU I howd ^.^ him to be >_< unwowthy of :33 his :33 pwace :3 that does -UwU those xDD things. xDD Weww, >_> God's :33 abuv all, ÚwÚ and there be >w< souws ^w^ must be -^-^ saved, ÚwÚ and there be >w< souws ^w^ must nyot be saved. -^-^ IAGO. x3 It's ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ good uWu wieutenyant. ->_< CASSIO. For >_< minye UwU own :33 pawt- nyo offense to x3 the general, nor xDD any x3 man -of :33 quawity- UwU I UwU hope to be saved. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And UwU so UwU do UwU I :3 too, uWu wieutenyant. ->_< CASSIO. Ay, but, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, nyot >w< befowe OwO me; x3 the UwU wieutenyant >_> is to -be ÚwÚ saved >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; ancient. :3 Wet's uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< this; >_> wet's to -UwU ouw x3 affaiws. ^w^ God :33 fowgive >_> us UwU ouw >_> sins! ÚwÚ Gentwemen, >_> wet's wook to -UwU ouw business. Do nyot >_< think, xDD gentwemen, UwU I ^w^ am >_> dwunk: ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my -^w^ ancient, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my >w< wight uWu hand, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my left. UwU I ^w^ am nyot -UwU dwunk >_< nyow; UwU I ^.^ can stand weww UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and UwU I speak weww enyough. -uWu AWW. Excewwent well. ->_< CASSIO. Why, xDD vewy weww :33 then; xDD you ^w^ must nyot think xDD then :3 that UwU I ^w^ am -drunk. ÚwÚ Exit. -MONTANyO. ;;w;; To x3 the >w< pwatfowm, UwU mastews; come, >_> wet's uWu set x3 the :33 watch. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You >_> see ÚwÚ this fewwow :3 that >_> is >_> gonye befowe; ->w< He >_> is :3 a soldier ;;w;; fit to stand ^.^ by Caesaw -xDD And UwU give diwection. xDD And UwU do >_> but >_> see :33 his vice; -'Tis to :33 his viwtue :3 a >w< just equinox, -uWu The one >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as x3 the :3 othew. 'Tis pity of ^.^ him. -UwU I feaw x3 the :33 twust Othewwo puts ^.^ him uWu in -On x3 some >w< odd time of :33 his infirmity -Will ;;w;; shake ÚwÚ this iswand. -MONTANyO. OwO But >_> is ^.^ he often >_< thus? -^-^ IAGO. 'Tis evewmowe x3 the uWu pwowogue to :33 his OwO sweep. -^-^ He'ww ;;w;; watch x3 the ^-^ howowoge :3 a :3 doubwe ^-^ set, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ dwink OwO wock nyot :33 his cwadwe. -MONTANyO. ^.^ It :3 wewe weww -uWu The general :3 wewe put uWu in ^-^ mind of :3 it. -:3 Pewhaps ^.^ he sees >w< it >_> nyot, ow :33 his ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ nyatuwe ->w< Pwizes x3 the viwtue :3 that >_> appeaws uWu in OwO Cassio -xDD And :33 wooks nyot on :33 his eviws. Is nyot ÚwÚ this twue? - -Entew :3 Wodewigo. - -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ [Aside to uWu him.] How now, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! -UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the lieutenant; ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit :3 Wodewigo. -MONTANyO. xDD And UwU 'tis great pity :3 that x3 the x3 nyobwe Moor -Should >_< hazawd xDD such :3 a :33 pwace >_< as :33 his UwU own second -With one of >w< an ^.^ ingwaft infiwmity. -^.^ It :3 wewe >w< an xDD honyest uWu action to >_> say -^w^ So to x3 the Moow. -^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Nyot I, fow ÚwÚ this >w< faiw iswand. -UwU I UwU do wuv OwO Cassio weww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU do much -;;w;; To >w< cuwe ^.^ him of ÚwÚ this x3 eviw- But, x3 hawk! >_> What ^w^ nyoise? -^-^ A cwy :33 within, x3 "Hewp, ;;w;; hewp!" - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ Cassio, driving uWu in :3 Wodewigo. - ->_< CASSIO. uWu 'Zounds! >_> You UwU wogue! >_> You rascal! -MONTANyO. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, wieutenyant? ->_< CASSIO. ^-^ A x3 knyave >_< teach ;;w;; me x3 my duty! OwO But I'll xDD beat x3 the x3 knyave x3 into :3 a -UwU twiggen ^w^ bottwe. ->w< WODEWIGO. uWu Beat me! ->_< CASSIO. uWu Dost xDD thou ;;w;; pwate, ;;w;; wogue? Strikes :3 Wodewigo. -MONTANyO. Nyay, ÚwÚ good lieutenant; UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, howd x3 youw >w< hand. ->_< CASSIO. Let ;;w;; me x3 go, ^w^ siw, ow I'll :3 knyock xDD you ^-^ o'ew x3 the ^-^ mazzawd. -MONTANyO. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ you'we drunk. ->_< CASSIO. Dwunk? ^-^ They ^w^ fight. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ [Aside to Roderigo.] :33 Away, UwU I say; OwO go x3 out ÚwÚ and cwy :3 a mutiny. -uWu Exit :3 Wodewigo. -Nyay, ÚwÚ good UwU wieutenyant! >_> God's :33 wiww, gentlemen! -Hewp, :3 ho!- >_> Wieutenyant- >_< siw- >_< Montanyo- >_< siw- -Hewp, masters!- >_> Hewe's :3 a xDD goodwy ;;w;; watch ^w^ indeed! -^-^ A beww rings. -Who's :3 that :3 that rings x3 the bell?- Diablo, ho! -uWu The :33 town xDD wiww uWu wise. >_> God's :33 wiww, wieutenyant, ;;w;; howd! ->_> You xDD wiww be :33 shamed OwO fowevew. - -^.^ We-entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew hewe? -MONTANyO. ^w^ 'Zounds, UwU I bweed stiww; UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ huwt to x3 the death. -OwO Faints. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Howd, fow x3 youw lives! -^-^ IAGO. UwU Howd, ho! >_> Wieutenyant- >_< siw- >_< Montanyo- UwU gentwemen- -:3 Have xDD you fowgot aww :33 pwace of sense ÚwÚ and xDD duty? -Hold! x3 the general xDD speaks to you! UwU Howd, OwO howd, fow x3 shame! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >w< how now, ho! from >_> whence awiseth :3 this? -^w^ Awe ^.^ we >_> tuwn'd Tuwks, ÚwÚ and to ouwsewves UwU do :3 that ->_< Which heaven hath UwU fowbid x3 the OwO Ottomites? -For Christian UwU shame, put ^.^ by ÚwÚ this barbarous brawl. ->w< He :3 that stiws :3 nyext to ^w^ cawve fow :33 his UwU own xDD wage -Howds :33 his :3 souw >_> wight; ^.^ he dies ;;w;; upon :33 his ;;w;; motion. -Siwence :3 that :3 dweadfuw uWu beww; >w< it ^-^ fwights x3 the isle -Fwom her >w< pwopwiety. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, >_> mastews? -:3 Honyest >w< Iago, :3 that wook'st >_< dead with :3 gwieving, -Speak: who began :3 this? On >w< thy xDD wuv, UwU I :3 chawge thee. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I UwU do nyot :33 knyow. Fwiends aww >_> but now, even now, -^w^ In ^-^ quawtew, ÚwÚ and uWu in terms ^.^ wike bride ÚwÚ and >_< gwoom -Devesting them fow bed; ÚwÚ and >w< then, >_> but nyow -xDD (As >_> if x3 some planet xDD had >_> unwitted UwU men), -Swowds ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and :33 tiwting one uWu at ;;w;; othew's UwU bweast, -^w^ In :33 opposition ^-^ bwoody. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak -x3 Any beginning to ÚwÚ this >_> peevish x3 odds; -xDD And ^.^ wouwd uWu in uWu action glorious UwU I xDD had wost ->w< Those UwU wegs :3 that ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to :3 a ÚwÚ pawt of :3 it! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. How x3 comes :33 it, Michael, xDD you OwO awe OwO thus OwO fowgot? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< speak. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Wowthy :33 Montanyo, xDD you :3 wewe UwU wont be civil; -uWu The >_< gwavity ÚwÚ and stiwwnyess of x3 youw :33 youth -uWu The wowwd hath :33 nyoted, ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD nyame >_> is great -^w^ In mouths of :33 wisest ÚwÚ censuwe. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, -:33 That xDD you x3 unwace x3 youw >_< weputation thus, -xDD And spend x3 youw rich opinyion fow x3 the xDD nyame -Of :3 a UwU nyight-bwawwew? Give ;;w;; me answew to :3 it. -MONTANyO. Wowthy :33 Othewwo, UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ huwt to danger. -uWu Youw officer, >w< Iago, ^.^ can infowm :3 you- -While UwU I ^-^ spawe ;;w;; speech, which ^-^ something nyow offends me- -Of aww :3 that UwU I UwU do :33 knyow. x3 Nyow ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ aught -^-^ By ;;w;; me ^w^ that's uWu said ow donye uWu amiss ÚwÚ this night, -OwO Unwess ^-^ sewf-chawity be x3 sometimes :3 a xDD vice, -xDD And to ;;w;; defend ouwsewves >w< it be :3 a x3 sin -x3 When x3 viowence ÚwÚ assaiws >_> us. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, -OwO My :3 bwood ÚwÚ begins x3 my safer xDD guides to rule, -xDD And ^-^ passion, xDD having x3 my best ^w^ judgement cowwied, -Assays to lead x3 the >_> way. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> once ÚwÚ stiw, -:33 Ow UwU do >_> but lift ÚwÚ this ^.^ awm, x3 the best of xDD you -Shall sink uWu in x3 my ^-^ webuke. Give ;;w;; me to ^.^ knyow -How ÚwÚ this fouw UwU wout began, who uWu set >w< it ;;w;; on, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_> is appwuvd uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 offense, -;;w;; Though ^.^ he xDD had twinn'd with uWu me, both uWu at :3 a birth, -Shall wose x3 me. What! uWu in :3 a :33 town of waw, -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ wiwd, x3 the people's heawts *shuffles closer* bwimfuw of ;;w;; feaw, -;;w;; To manage >_> pwivate ÚwÚ and domestic quarrel, -^w^ In night, ÚwÚ and on x3 the court ÚwÚ and xDD guawd of xDD safety! -'Tis xDD monstwous. >w< Iago, who UwU began't? -MONTANyO. ;;w;; If partially ;;w;; affinyed, ow ^.^ weagued uWu in office, -^.^ Thou dost ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ mowe ow less than truth, -^.^ Thou awt nyo OwO sowdiew. -^-^ IAGO. Touch ;;w;; me nyot UwU so uWu nyeaw: -UwU I xDD had rather uWu have ÚwÚ this >_> tongue :3 cut from x3 my xDD mouth -Than >w< it >_> shouwd UwU do offense to ÚwÚ Michaew x3 Cassio; -Yet, UwU I :33 pewsuade myself, to speak x3 the uWu twuth -Shall >_< nyothing wrong ^.^ him. ^-^ Thus >w< it ;;w;; is, genyewaw. -Montano ÚwÚ and mysewf ^.^ being uWu in ;;w;; speech, ->_> Thewe x3 comes :3 a fewwow :3 cwying x3 out fow hewp, -xDD And OwO Cassio fowwowing ^.^ him with :3 detewminyed uWu swowd, -;;w;; To :33 execute ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman -^-^ Steps uWu in to OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and uWu entweats :33 his UwU pause. -xDD Mysewf x3 the :3 cwying fewwow uWu did pursue, -Lest ^.^ by :33 his cwamow- >_< as >w< it UwU so UwU feww :3 out- -uWu The :33 town ^w^ might faww uWu in fwight. ^-^ He, UwU swift of xDD foot, -Outwan x3 my ÚwÚ puwpose; ÚwÚ and UwU I wetuwn'd x3 the rather -For :3 that UwU I heard x3 the xDD cwink ÚwÚ and faww of swowds, -xDD And OwO Cassio xDD high uWu in ;;w;; oath, which >w< tiww :3 tonyight -UwU I ^w^ nye'ew ^w^ might >_> say befowe. x3 When UwU I ^-^ came OwO back- -For ÚwÚ this UwU was brief- UwU I >_> found them ^-^ cwose together, -At ^w^ bwow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwust, even >_< as again ;;w;; they :3 wewe -x3 When xDD you >_> youwsewf uWu did ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. -uWu Mowe of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew ;;w;; cannyot UwU I report. -OwO But ;;w;; men OwO awe ÚwÚ men; x3 the best x3 sometimes >_> fowget. -;;w;; Though OwO Cassio uWu did x3 some xDD wittwe wrong to :3 him, -;;w;; As ;;w;; men uWu in xDD wage strike UwU those :3 that ÚwÚ wish them ^w^ best, -ÚwÚ Yet x3 suwewy ^-^ Cassio, UwU I :33 bewieve, uWu weceived -Fwom ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ fwed x3 some ;;w;; stwange OwO indignyity, ->_< Which uWu patience couwd nyot :3 pass. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I knyow, >w< Iago, -x3 Thy honesty ÚwÚ and wuv xDD doth mince ÚwÚ this >w< mattew, -^.^ Making >w< it >w< wight to :33 Cassio. ^-^ Cassio, UwU I wuv ÚwÚ thee, -OwO But >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe be officer of ^w^ minye. - -^.^ We-entew >w< Desdemonya, ÚwÚ attended. - -x3 Wook, >_> if x3 my ^-^ gentwe wuv be nyot ^w^ waised ^-^ up! -I'll >_< make uWu thee >w< an example. -x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Aww's weww now, sweeting; come OwO away to :3 bed. -UwU Siw, fow x3 youw hurts, mysewf xDD wiww be x3 youw surgeon. -xDD Wead ^.^ him off. uWu Exit :33 Montanyo, ÚwÚ attended. ->w< Iago, wook with :3 cawe about x3 the xDD town, -xDD And :3 siwence UwU those ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe uWu bwaww distracted. -^.^ Come, >w< Desdemonya, UwU 'tis x3 the :3 sowdiews' life. -;;w;; To uWu have uWu theiw >_> bawmy swumbews OwO waked with x3 stwife. -Exeunt aww >_> but OwO Iago ÚwÚ and :33 Cassio. -^-^ IAGO. What, OwO awe xDD you hurt, wieutenyant? ->_< CASSIO. Ay, x3 past aww surgery. -^-^ IAGO. OwO Mawwy, heaven fowbid! ->_< CASSIO. ^w^ Weputation, weputation, :33 weputation! >_< O, UwU I uWu have wost x3 my -:33 weputation! UwU I uWu have wost x3 the :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ pawt of myself, ÚwÚ and >_> what -remains >_> is bestial. OwO My weputation, >w< Iago, x3 my :33 weputation! -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ man, UwU I xDD thought xDD you xDD had uWu weceived x3 some OwO bodiwy -^-^ wound; there >_> is ^.^ mowe sense uWu in :3 that than uWu in weputation. Reputation ->_> is >w< an idle ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU fawse OwO imposition; ;;w;; oft ^w^ got ^-^ without merit ÚwÚ and -wost ^-^ without desewving. >_> You uWu have wost nyo >_< weputation uWu at all, -^w^ unwess xDD you ^-^ wepute >_> youwsewf xDD such :3 a OwO wosew. What, ;;w;; man! there OwO awe -ways to OwO wecuvw x3 the general ;;w;; again. >_> You OwO awe >_> but nyow ;;w;; cast uWu in :33 his -:3 mood, :3 a UwU punyishment ^.^ mowe uWu in UwU powicy than uWu in malice; even UwU so >_< as one -^.^ wouwd xDD beat :33 his offenseless dog to affright >w< an >_> impewious >_> wion. Sue -to ^.^ him OwO again, ÚwÚ and uWu he's x3 youws. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I xDD wiww rather sue to be :3 despised than to >w< deceive UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a -commandew with UwU so >_< swight, UwU so xDD dwunken, ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu indiscweet >w< an -officer. Dwunk? ÚwÚ and speak >w< pawwot? ÚwÚ and >w< squabbwe? :33 swaggew? swear? -ÚwÚ and uWu discouwse xDD fustian with one's UwU own >_< shadow? x3 O xDD thou invisible -^w^ spiwit of wine, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast nyo xDD nyame to be ÚwÚ knyown UwU by, wet >_> us caww -uWu thee devil! -^-^ IAGO. >_> What UwU was ^.^ he :3 that xDD you fowwowed with x3 youw sword? ->_> What xDD had ^.^ he donye to you? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Is't possible? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I remember :3 a :3 mass of :3 things, >_> but >_< nyothing >w< distinctwy; :3 a -quarrel, >_> but >_< nyothing >w< whewefowe. x3 O :33 God, :3 that ;;w;; men >_> shouwd put >w< an -;;w;; enyemy uWu in uWu theiw mouths to ^.^ steaw OwO away uWu theiw OwO bwains! :3 that ^.^ we should, -with joy, ÚwÚ pweasance, UwU wevew, ÚwÚ and appwause, UwU twansfowm ouwsewves -x3 into ^.^ beasts! -^-^ IAGO. Why, >_> but xDD you OwO awe nyow weww enyough. How ^-^ came xDD you OwO thus -:3 wecuvwed? ->_< CASSIO. ^.^ It hath ^w^ pweased x3 the ^.^ deviw drunkenness to UwU give :33 pwace to x3 the -^.^ deviw >w< wwath: one unpewfectnyess >_< shows ;;w;; me another, to >_< make ;;w;; me -fwankwy >_> despise :3 mysewf. -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too severe :3 a :3 mowawew. ;;w;; As x3 the time, x3 the pwace, -ÚwÚ and x3 the condition of ÚwÚ this countwy stands, UwU I couwd UwU heawtiwy ÚwÚ wish -ÚwÚ this xDD had nyot OwO befawwen; >_> but xDD since >w< it >_> is >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, mend >w< it fow x3 youw -UwU own UwU good. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ ask ^.^ him fow x3 my :33 pwace again; ^.^ he UwU shaww tell ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am :3 a -^w^ dwunkawd! xDD Had UwU I >_< as UwU many mouths >_< as UwU Hydwa, xDD such >w< an answew ^.^ wouwd -ÚwÚ stop them all. ;;w;; To be nyow :3 a ^-^ sensibwe ^w^ man, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and -presently :3 a beast! x3 O >_< stwange! Evewy UwU inyowdinyate >w< cup >_> is ÚwÚ unbwest, -ÚwÚ and x3 the ingredient >_> is :3 a deviw. -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ good winye >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ famiwiaw x3 cweatuwe, >_> if >w< it be -weww ^.^ used. Excwaim nyo ^.^ mowe OwO against :3 it. ^.^ And, ÚwÚ good wieutenyant, UwU I -think xDD you think UwU I wuv OwO you. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I uWu have weww appwuvd :33 it, sir. UwU I >w< dwunk! -^-^ IAGO. >_> You ow xDD any x3 man UwU wiving OwO may be UwU dwunk uWu at x3 some time, man. I'll -tell xDD you >_> what xDD you UwU shaww xDD do. Our general's >w< wife >_> is nyow x3 the -genyewaw. UwU I OwO may >_> say UwU so uWu in ÚwÚ this wespect, fow :3 that ^.^ he hath xDD devoted -ÚwÚ and UwU given x3 up >_< himsewf to x3 the OwO contempwation, >_> mawk, ÚwÚ and OwO denyotement -of her parts ÚwÚ and >_< gwaces. ^w^ Confess >_> youwsewf freely to >w< hew; -:33 impowtunye her OwO hewp to put xDD you uWu in x3 youw :33 pwace ;;w;; again. :33 She >_> is of UwU so ->w< fwee, UwU so ;;w;; kind, UwU so :3 apt, UwU so blessed :3 a uWu disposition, ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds >w< it :3 a -:33 vice uWu in her xDD goodnyess nyot to UwU do ^.^ mowe than ^.^ she >_> is wequested. This -xDD bwoken UwU joint ^-^ between xDD you ÚwÚ and her :33 husband entweat her to :33 spwintew; -x3 and, x3 my fowtunyes OwO against xDD any uWu way ^.^ wowth nyaming, ÚwÚ this UwU cwack of x3 youw -wuv UwU shaww gwow stronger than >w< it UwU was befowe. ->_< CASSIO. >_> You ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me well. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I protest, uWu in x3 the ^w^ sincewity of wuv ÚwÚ and xDD honyest kindness. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I think >w< it ÚwÚ fweewy; ÚwÚ and betimes uWu in x3 the mownying UwU I xDD wiww :33 beseech -x3 the virtuous Desdemona to undewtake fow x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am despewate of x3 my -fowtunyes >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ check ;;w;; me hewe. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You OwO awe uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wight. ^-^ Good night, wieutenyant, UwU I ^w^ must to x3 the -:33 watch. ->_< CASSIO. ^-^ Good night, xDD honyest >w< Iago. ÚwÚ Exit. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And UwU what's ^.^ he xDD then :3 that ;;w;; says UwU I :33 pway x3 the >w< viwwain? -x3 When ÚwÚ this advice >_> is fwee UwU I UwU give ÚwÚ and OwO honyest, -^.^ Pwobaw to uWu thinking, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ indeed x3 the course -;;w;; To x3 win x3 the Moor ^w^ again? For UwU 'tis UwU most ^w^ easy -uWu The :33 incwinying Desdemona to uWu subdue -^w^ In xDD any xDD honyest OwO suit. >_> She's :33 fwamed >_< as :33 fwuitfuw -;;w;; As x3 the fwee OwO ewements. xDD And xDD then fow her -;;w;; To x3 win x3 the uWu Moow, were't to renounce :33 his ^.^ baptism, -All >_> seaws ÚwÚ and x3 symbows of ÚwÚ wedeemed ^w^ sin, -ÚwÚ His :3 souw >_> is UwU so enfettew'd to her xDD wuv, -:33 That ^.^ she OwO may ;;w;; make, uWu unmake, UwU do >_> what ^.^ she wist, -Even >_< as her xDD appetite UwU shaww :33 pway x3 the god -With :33 his xDD weak >w< function. How ^w^ am UwU I xDD then :3 a viwwain -;;w;; To counsel OwO Cassio to ÚwÚ this uWu pawawwew course, -Directly to :33 his good? >w< Divinyity of >_< heww! -x3 When xDD deviws xDD wiww x3 the bwackest :3 sins put ;;w;; on, -^-^ They UwU do ^.^ suggest uWu at xDD fiwst with ^-^ heavenwy uWu shows, -;;w;; As UwU I UwU do now. For whiwes ÚwÚ this xDD honyest >w< foow -ÚwÚ Pwies Desdemona to repair :33 his fowtunye, -xDD And ^.^ she fow ^.^ him ;;w;; pweads >_< stwongwy to x3 the uWu Moow, -I'll pouw ÚwÚ this uWu pestiwence x3 into :33 his eaw, -:33 That ^.^ she xDD wepeaws ^.^ him fow her body's ÚwÚ wust; -xDD And ^.^ by >w< how much ^.^ she :3 stwives to UwU do ^.^ him UwU good, -:33 She UwU shaww undo her cwedit with x3 the Moow. -^w^ So xDD wiww UwU I turn her viwtue x3 into uWu pitch, -xDD And x3 out of her UwU own xDD goodnyess >_< make x3 the ^w^ nyet -:33 That UwU shaww enmesh them all. - -Entew :3 Wodewigo. - -How now, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I UwU do ;;w;; fowwow OwO hewe uWu in x3 the uWu chase, nyot ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ hound :3 that ->w< hunts, >_> but one :3 that ^.^ fiwws x3 up x3 the ^-^ cwy. OwO My monyey >_> is almost >w< spent; UwU I -uWu have :33 been :3 tonyight exceedingwy weww :33 cudgewed; ÚwÚ and UwU I think x3 the -x3 issue xDD wiww be, UwU I UwU shaww uWu have UwU so much UwU expewience fow x3 my pains; ÚwÚ and ->_> so, with nyo monyey uWu at aww ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe ^w^ wit, ^-^ wetuwn again to ->_< Venyice. -^-^ IAGO. How poor OwO awe ;;w;; they :3 that uWu have nyot UwU patience! ->_> What ;;w;; wound uWu did OwO evew heal >_> but ^.^ by :3 degwees? -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ^.^ we ^.^ wowk ^.^ by wit ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ by :33 witchcwaft, -xDD And wit ÚwÚ depends on >w< diwatowy uWu time. ->_> Does't nyot OwO go ^.^ weww? OwO Cassio hath beaten ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And xDD thou ^.^ by :3 that UwU smaww ÚwÚ huwt x3 hast cashier'd :33 Cassio. -;;w;; Though othew ^.^ things gwow >w< faiw OwO against x3 the sun, -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ fwuits :3 that :3 bwossom xDD fiwst xDD wiww xDD fiwst be wipe. -^.^ Content >w< thysewf OwO awhiwe. ^-^ By x3 the UwU mass, UwU 'tis morning; ->_> Pweasuwe ÚwÚ and uWu action >_< make x3 the >_> houws xDD seem UwU showt. -Retire ÚwÚ thee; OwO go :3 whewe xDD thou awt >_> biwweted. -:33 Away, UwU I :3 say. ^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe x3 heweaftew. -Nyay, get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. ;;w;; [Exit Roderigo.] Two ^.^ things OwO awe to be UwU donye: -OwO My >w< wife ^w^ must move fow OwO Cassio to her :3 mistwess- -I'll uWu set her xDD on; -xDD Mysewf x3 the OwO whiwe to dwaw x3 the Moor >_< apawt, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 jump when ^.^ he OwO may OwO Cassio find -Sowiciting :33 his x3 wife. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 the way; -^-^ Duww nyot xDD device ^.^ by >_< cowdnyess ÚwÚ and :3 deway. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and x3 some ^w^ Musicians. - ->_< CASSIO. Masters, :33 pway UwU hewe, UwU I xDD wiww :3 content x3 youw pains; xDD Something -^w^ that's bwief; ÚwÚ and bid ^-^ "Good morrow, xDD genyewaw." -:3 Music. - -Entew OwO Cwown. - -uWu CWOWN. Why, mastews, uWu have x3 youw instwuments :33 been uWu in Naples, :3 that -;;w;; they speak :33 i' x3 the x3 nyose >_< thus? -uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. How, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ how? -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Awe OwO these, UwU I pray UwU you, wind ^.^ instwuments? -uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. Ay, marry, OwO awe >w< they, sir. -uWu CWOWN. >_< O, theweby uWu hangs :3 a taiw. -uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. Whereby uWu hangs :3 a :33 tawe, UwU siw? -uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ^.^ by UwU many :3 a wind UwU instwument :3 that UwU I :33 knyow. But, -mastews, hewe's monyey fow uWu you; ÚwÚ and x3 the general UwU so likes x3 youw -^.^ music, :3 that ^.^ he desiwes UwU you, fow love's ^w^ sake, to >_< make nyo ^.^ mowe -noise with :3 it. -uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we xDD wiww not. -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu have xDD any uWu music :3 that OwO may nyot be ^-^ heawd, uWu to't again; -but, >_< as ;;w;; they say, to hear uWu music x3 the general does nyot OwO gweatwy ->w< cawe. -uWu FIWST ^-^ MUSICIAN. We uWu have >_< nyonye xDD such, sir. -uWu CWOWN. UwU Then put x3 up x3 youw xDD pipes uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; bag, fow I'll xDD away. -^w^ Go, :3 vanyish x3 into air, away! Exeunt ^w^ Musicians. ->_< CASSIO. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, x3 my xDD honyest >w< fwiend? -uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, UwU I hear nyot x3 youw xDD honyest fwiend; UwU I hear OwO you. ->_< CASSIO. Prithee, >_< keep x3 up >w< thy xDD quiwwets. >_> Thewe's :3 a poor ^.^ piece of gowd -fow thee. ;;w;; If x3 the :33 gentwewoman :3 that ^.^ attends x3 the general's >w< wife be -stirring, tell her there's one OwO Cassio uWu entweats her :3 a xDD wittwe x3 favow -of :33 speech. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou UwU do :3 this? -uWu CWOWN. :33 She >_> is stirring, sir. ;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD wiww stir hithew, UwU I UwU shaww xDD seem -to ÚwÚ nyotify >w< unto her. ->_< CASSIO. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good x3 my :3 fwiend. uWu Exit OwO Cwown. - -Entew >w< Iago. - -^w^ In ^w^ happy time, >w< Iago. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You uWu have nyot :33 been abed, ^w^ then? ->_< CASSIO. Why, ^.^ nyo; x3 the day xDD had broke -^.^ Befowe ^.^ we pawted. UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< bowd, >w< Iago, -;;w;; To >_> send uWu in to x3 youw x3 wife. OwO My >_> suit to her -Is :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww to virtuous Desdemona -Procure ;;w;; me x3 some >w< access. -^-^ IAGO. I'll >_> send her to xDD you ^-^ pwesentwy; -xDD And I'll >w< devise :3 a >_> mean to dwaw x3 the Moor -UwU Out of x3 the :3 way, :3 that x3 youw convewse ÚwÚ and business -^-^ May be ^.^ mowe >w< fwee. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank xDD you xDD fow't. ;;w;; [Exit :33 Iago.] UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew -^-^ A x3 Fwowentinye ^.^ mowe uWu kind ÚwÚ and honest. - -Entew Emilia. - -EMILIA. ^-^ Good morrow, ÚwÚ good uWu wieutenyant. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy -For x3 youw displeasure, >_> but aww xDD wiww >_< suwe be well. -uWu The general ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife OwO awe :33 tawking of :33 it, -xDD And ^.^ she xDD speaks fow xDD you stoutwy. uWu The Moor >_< wepwies -:33 That ^.^ he xDD you ÚwÚ huwt >_> is of great fame uWu in OwO Cypwus -xDD And great affinyity ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu in whowesome ^.^ wisdom ->w< He ^w^ might nyot >_> but refuse uWu you; >_> but ^.^ he uWu pwotests ^.^ he loves xDD you -xDD And >_< nyeeds nyo othew suitor >_> but :33 his >_> wikings -;;w;; To OwO take x3 the >_< safest ;;w;; occasion ^.^ by x3 the >w< fwont -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing xDD you uWu in ;;w;; again. ->_< CASSIO. Yet, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -;;w;; If xDD you think >w< fit, ow :3 that >w< it OwO may be :33 donye, -Give ;;w;; me ^w^ advantage of x3 some bwief uWu discouwse -With Desdemona >_< awonye. -EMILIA. >_> Pway UwU you, come ^.^ in. -UwU I xDD wiww bestow xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww uWu have time -;;w;; To speak x3 youw ^w^ bosom x3 fweewy. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I ^w^ am much bound to OwO you. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew :33 Othewwo, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and :33 Gentwemen. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; These x3 wettews give, >w< Iago, to x3 the :33 piwot, -xDD And ^.^ by ^.^ him UwU do x3 my >_> duties to x3 the Senyate. -:33 That :33 donye, UwU I xDD wiww be ^.^ wawking on x3 the :33 wowks; ->w< Wepaiw there to x3 me. -^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, I'll >_< do't. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. This ^w^ fowtification, xDD gentwemen, UwU shaww ^.^ we see't? -GENTLEMEN. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The >_< gawden of x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew >w< Desdemonya, ^-^ Cassio, ÚwÚ and Emilia. - -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Be xDD thou ^.^ assuwed, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Cassio, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do -All x3 my abilities uWu in >w< thy ^.^ behawf. -EMILIA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, xDD do. UwU I :33 wawwant >w< it grieves x3 my :33 husband -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the cause :3 wewe ÚwÚ his. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, ^w^ that's >w< an xDD honyest UwU fewwow. Do nyot doubt, ^-^ Cassio, -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD you again -;;w;; As xDD fwiendwy >_< as xDD you were. ->_< CASSIO. >_> Bounteous UwU madam, -Whatevew UwU shaww :33 become of ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, -He's >_< nyevew ;;w;; anything >_> but x3 youw true servant. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I knyow't: UwU I >_> thank OwO you. >_> You UwU do wuv x3 my wowd: ->_> You uWu have ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ him xDD wong; ÚwÚ and be xDD you weww assured ->w< He UwU shaww uWu in :33 stwangenyess stand nyo ^-^ fawthew x3 off -Than uWu in :3 a ;;w;; powitic ^-^ distance. ->_< CASSIO. Ay, but, UwU wady, -:33 That UwU powicy OwO may xDD eithew >w< wast UwU so long, -:33 Ow >w< feed ;;w;; upon xDD such UwU nyice ÚwÚ and >_< watewish ;;w;; diet, -:33 Ow breed itsewf UwU so x3 out of circumstances, -:33 That UwU I ^.^ being absent ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 pwace supplied, -OwO My general xDD wiww x3 fowget x3 my wuv ÚwÚ and service. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Do nyot doubt x3 that. ^.^ Befowe Emilia OwO hewe -UwU I UwU give uWu thee :33 wawwant of >w< thy pwace, :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do vow :3 a ^-^ fwiendship, I'll x3 pewfowm >w< it -;;w;; To x3 the >w< wast >w< awticwe. OwO My ;;w;; wowd UwU shaww >_< nyevew rest; -I'll ;;w;; watch ^.^ him >w< tame ÚwÚ and tawk ^.^ him x3 out of >_> patience; -ÚwÚ His x3 bed UwU shaww xDD seem :3 a xDD schoow, :33 his ÚwÚ boawd :3 a shrift; -I'll ÚwÚ intewmingwe evewything ^.^ he does -With uWu Cassio's OwO suit. Therefore be >_> mewwy, ^-^ Cassio, -For >w< thy ;;w;; sowicitow UwU shaww rather ^-^ die -Than UwU give >w< thy cause xDD away. - -Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and >w< Iago, uWu at :3 a ^-^ distance. - -EMILIA. uWu Madam, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my OwO wowd. ->_< CASSIO. uWu Madam, I'll OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Nyay, xDD stay ÚwÚ and hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. ->_< CASSIO. uWu Madam, nyot now. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy :33 iww uWu at uWu ease, -UwU Unfit fow >_< minye UwU own purposes. -x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD Weww, UwU do x3 youw discwetion. uWu Exit :33 Cassio. -^-^ IAGO. uWu Ha! UwU I ^.^ wike nyot x3 that. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ say? -^-^ IAGO. UwU Nyothing, x3 my wowd; ow >_> if- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Was nyot :3 that OwO Cassio pawted from x3 my :33 wife? -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Cassio, x3 my ^.^ wowd! :3 Nyo, x3 suwe, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think :33 it, -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ steaw OwO away UwU so guilty-like, -x3 Seeing xDD you :3 coming. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve uWu 'twas he. -x3 DESDEMONyA. How now, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -UwU I uWu have :33 been :33 tawking with :3 a suitor UwU hewe, -^-^ A x3 man :3 that uWu wanguishes uWu in x3 youw dispweasuwe. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Who :3 is't xDD you ^.^ mean? -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, x3 youw wieutenyant, :33 Cassio. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; If UwU I uWu have xDD any xDD gwace ow powew to move UwU you, -ÚwÚ His xDD pwesent reconciliation take; -For >_> if ^.^ he be nyot one :3 that :33 twuwy loves UwU you, -:33 That errs uWu in ÚwÚ ignyowance ÚwÚ and nyot uWu in ^w^ cunnying, -UwU I uWu have nyo ^w^ judgement uWu in >w< an xDD honyest ;;w;; face. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, caww ^.^ him back. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Went ^.^ he >w< hence ^.^ nyow? -x3 DESDEMONyA. Ay, sooth; UwU so ^.^ humbwed -:33 That ^.^ he hath left ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his grief with ;;w;; me -;;w;; To suffew with ^.^ him. ^-^ Good xDD wuv, caww ^.^ him back. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot now, x3 sweet :3 Desdemonya; x3 some othew uWu time. -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO But :33 shaww't be :33 showtwy? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The >w< soonyew, sweet, fow OwO you. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Shaww't be :3 tonyight uWu at supper? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Nyo, nyot tonight. -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO Tomowwow dinner ^w^ then? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ dinye uWu at ÚwÚ home; -UwU I :3 meet x3 the ^.^ captains uWu at x3 the >_> citadew. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why xDD then tomorrow night, ow Tuesday ^-^ mown, -On Tuesday noon, ow night, on >w< Wednyesday mown. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, xDD nyame x3 the time, >_> but wet >w< it nyot ->_< Exceed >w< thwee days. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, uWu he's >_< penyitent; -xDD And yet :33 his >_> twespass, uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ common ^w^ weason- -:3 Save :3 that, ;;w;; they say, x3 the UwU waws ^w^ must >_< make ^w^ exampwe -UwU Out of uWu theiw x3 best- >_> is nyot almost :3 a ;;w;; fauwt -;;w;; To :3 incuw :3 a >_> pwivate ÚwÚ check. x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ he come? -Teww uWu me, OwO Othewwo. UwU I wonder uWu in x3 my x3 souw, ->_> What xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^w^ ask uWu me, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd deny, -:33 Ow stand UwU so uWu mammewing :3 on. What? ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, -:33 That ^-^ came :33 awooing with UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU many :3 a time -x3 When UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke of xDD you :33 dispwaisingwy ->_< Hath >_> ta'en x3 youw :33 pawt- to uWu have UwU so much to UwU do -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him :3 in! Twust uWu me, UwU I couwd UwU do much- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Prithee, nyo more. Let ^.^ him come when ^.^ he :33 wiww; -UwU I xDD wiww UwU deny uWu thee OwO nyothing. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot :3 a ÚwÚ boon; -'Tis >_< as UwU I >_> shouwd entweat xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 youw gloves, -:33 Ow >w< feed on UwU nyouwishing UwU dishes, ow >_< keep xDD you wawm, -:33 Ow sue to xDD you to UwU do :3 a peculiar pwofit -;;w;; To x3 youw UwU own person. Nyay, when UwU I uWu have :3 a >_> suit -^-^ Whewein UwU I >_> mean to :33 touch x3 youw wuv :33 indeed, -^.^ It UwU shaww be full of ^.^ poise ÚwÚ and difficuwt ÚwÚ weight, -xDD And x3 feawfuw to be gwanted. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD wiww UwU deny uWu thee uWu nyothing, -^w^ Wheweon, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, gwant ;;w;; me uWu this, -;;w;; To OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe to :3 mysewf. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Shall UwU I UwU deny you? No. UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 Desdemonya; I'll come to uWu thee stwaight. -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Emiwia, x3 come. ^w^ Be >_< as x3 youw ^w^ fancies >_< teach uWu you; -ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD you be, UwU I ^w^ am xDD obedient. -Exeunt Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Excewwent OwO wwetch! ^w^ Pewdition catch x3 my x3 souw, -OwO But UwU I UwU do wuv uWu thee! ÚwÚ and when UwU I wuv uWu thee >_> nyot, ->_> Chaos >_> is come ;;w;; again. -^-^ IAGO. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowd- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou say, ^-^ Iago? -^-^ IAGO. Did ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, when xDD you woo'd x3 my UwU wady, -xDD Knyow of x3 youw love? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< He ^-^ did, from xDD fiwst to last. Why dost xDD thou ask? -^-^ IAGO. OwO But fow :3 a >_< satisfaction of x3 my thought; -No further harm. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why of >w< thy ^-^ thought, ^-^ Iago? -^-^ IAGO. UwU I uWu did nyot think ^.^ he xDD had :33 been >_> acquainted with her. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :3 yes, ÚwÚ and OwO went ^-^ between >_> us xDD vewy oft. -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Indeed! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Indeed? :33 ay, indeed. x3 Discewn'st xDD thou ^.^ aught uWu in ^-^ that? -Is ^.^ he nyot honest? -^-^ IAGO. Honest, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Honest? Ay, honest. -^-^ IAGO. OwO My uWu wowd, fow ^.^ aught UwU I :33 knyow. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou x3 think? -^-^ IAGO. :3 Think, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Think, x3 my xDD wowd? ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, ^.^ he uWu echoes uWu me, -;;w;; As >_> if there :3 wewe x3 some monstew uWu in :33 his xDD thought -Too ^-^ hideous to be :3 shown. ^.^ Thou dost >_> mean OwO something. -UwU I heard uWu thee >_> say even now, xDD thou uWu wike'st nyot :3 that, -x3 When OwO Cassio left x3 my x3 wife. >_> What :33 didst nyot ^.^ wike? -xDD And when UwU I told uWu thee ^.^ he UwU was of x3 my counsel -^w^ In x3 my whole course of ^.^ wooing, xDD thou criedst, >w< "Indeed!" -xDD And :33 didst ÚwÚ contwact ÚwÚ and >_< puwse >w< thy ^w^ bwow together, -;;w;; As >_> if xDD thou xDD then >w< hadst shut x3 up uWu in >w< thy :3 bwain -;;w;; Some howwibwe xDD conceit. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost wuv uWu me, -uWu Show ;;w;; me >w< thy thought. -^-^ IAGO. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I wuv OwO you. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I think xDD thou dost; -xDD And fow UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thou'wt full of wuv ÚwÚ and honesty -xDD And UwU weigh'st >w< thy wowds >w< befowe xDD thou uWu givest them :33 bweath, -Therefore these xDD stops of ^.^ thinye :33 fwight ;;w;; me x3 the mowe; -For xDD such ^.^ things uWu in :3 a UwU fawse :3 diswoyaw x3 knyave -^w^ Awe tricks of OwO custom; >_> but uWu in :3 a x3 man ^w^ that's >w< just -They'we ^-^ cwose diwations, >w< wowking from x3 the uWu heawt, -:33 That passion ;;w;; cannyot rule. -^-^ IAGO. For ÚwÚ Michaew ^-^ Cassio, -UwU I dawe be sworn UwU I think :3 that ^.^ he >_> is honest. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I think UwU so UwU too. -^-^ IAGO. OwO Men >_> shouwd be >_> what ;;w;; they seem; -:33 Ow UwU those :3 that be >_> nyot, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ^w^ might xDD seem >_< nyonye! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Cewtain, ;;w;; men >_> shouwd be >_> what ;;w;; they x3 seem. -^-^ IAGO. Why xDD then UwU I think uWu Cassio's >w< an xDD honyest man. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, yet there's ^.^ mowe uWu in UwU this. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, speak to ;;w;; me >_< as to >w< thy xDD thinkings, -;;w;; As xDD thou dost >w< wuminyate, ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< thy worst of >_< thoughts -uWu The worst of ÚwÚ wowds. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU pawdon OwO me; -;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am bound to every ;;w;; act of >_< duty, -UwU I ^w^ am nyot bound to :3 that aww xDD swaves OwO awe fwee ;;w;; to. -Utter x3 my ^-^ thoughts? Why, >_> say ;;w;; they OwO awe ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ and x3 fawse; -;;w;; As where's :3 that ^w^ pawace ÚwÚ wheweinto fouw ^.^ things -Sometimes intwude ^w^ nyot? Who >_> has :3 a breast UwU so ÚwÚ puwe, -OwO But x3 some UwU uncweanwy apprehensions -^w^ Keep leets ÚwÚ and waw-days, ÚwÚ and uWu in OwO session sit -With meditations lawful? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Thou dost xDD conspiwe OwO against >w< thy fwiend, >w< Iago, -;;w;; If xDD thou >_> but think'st ^.^ him wrong'd ÚwÚ and >_> makest :33 his ear -^-^ A stwangew to >w< thy >w< thoughts. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech :3 you- -;;w;; Though UwU I x3 pewchance ^w^ am ^.^ vicious uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ guess, -As, UwU I >_> confess, >w< it >_> is x3 my ;;w;; nyatuwe's pwague -;;w;; To ^w^ spy x3 into x3 abuses, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft x3 my ^.^ jeawousy -^-^ Shapes :33 fauwts :3 that OwO awe nyot- :3 that x3 youw ^.^ wisdom ^w^ yet, -Fwom one :3 that UwU so imperfectly conceits, -Wouwd OwO take nyo nyotice, nor buiwd >_> youwsewf :3 a >_> twoubwe -UwU Out of :33 his uWu scattewing ÚwÚ and unsuwe UwU obsewvance. -^.^ It :3 wewe nyot fow x3 youw :33 quiet nor x3 youw UwU good, -x3 Nyow fow x3 my x3 manhood, :3 honyesty, ow wisdom, -;;w;; To wet xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my >w< thoughts. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What dost xDD thou ^.^ mean? -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Good xDD nyame uWu in x3 man ÚwÚ and ^w^ woman, uWu deaw x3 my uWu wowd, -Is x3 the x3 immediate jewel of uWu theiw souws. -Who steals x3 my >_< puwse steals >w< twash; UwU 'tis UwU something, uWu nyothing; ->_< 'Twas >_> minye, UwU 'tis his, ÚwÚ and >_> has :33 been ;;w;; swave to >w< thousands; -OwO But ^.^ he :3 that :3 fiwches from ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD nyame -Robs ;;w;; me of :3 that which nyot >w< enwiches ^.^ him -xDD And x3 makes ;;w;; me poor indeed. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^.^ knyow >w< thy >w< thoughts. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You cannot, >_> if x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe uWu in x3 youw xDD hand; -x3 Nyow UwU shaww >_> nyot, whiwst UwU 'tis uWu in x3 my OwO custody. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ha! -^-^ IAGO. >_< O, beware, x3 my uWu wowd, of jeawousy! -^.^ It >_> is x3 the gween-eyed monster, which xDD doth ÚwÚ mock -uWu The :3 meat >w< it xDD feeds :3 on. :33 That cuckold ;;w;; wives uWu in ÚwÚ bwiss -UwU Who, xDD cewtain of :33 his fate, loves nyot :33 his wronger; -OwO But >_< O, >_> what uWu damnyed ^w^ minyutes uWu tewws ^.^ he ^-^ o'ew -Who dotes, yet doubts, :3 suspects, yet >_< stwongwy wuvs! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O ^-^ misewy! -^-^ IAGO. OwO Poow ÚwÚ and :3 content >_> is rich, ÚwÚ and rich >_< enyough; -OwO But ^w^ wiches >_> finyewess >_> is >_< as poor >_< as winter -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that OwO evew OwO feaws ^.^ he UwU shaww be :3 poow. -^-^ Good ^.^ heaven, x3 the >w< souws of aww x3 my twibe ;;w;; defend -Fwom jeawousy! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >w< why >_> is :3 this? -x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I'wd >_< make :3 a >w< wife of jeawousy, -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow still x3 the :33 changes of x3 the ;;w;; moon -With >w< fwesh suspicions? Nyo! ;;w;; To be >_> once uWu in doubt -Is >_> once to be ^-^ wesowved. :3 Exchange ;;w;; me fow :3 a :33 goat -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww turn x3 the business of x3 my :3 souw -;;w;; To xDD such exsufflicate ÚwÚ and >_> bwown suwmises, -:33 Matching >w< thy xDD infewence. 'Tis nyot to >_< make ;;w;; me jealous -;;w;; To >_> say x3 my >w< wife >_> is faiw, xDD feeds weww, loves xDD company, -Is fwee of ;;w;; speech, xDD sings, pways, ÚwÚ and :33 dances well; -Whewe viwtue ;;w;; is, these OwO awe ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ viwtuous. -x3 Nyow from >_< minye UwU own xDD weak xDD mewits xDD wiww UwU I dwaw -uWu The xDD smawwest feaw ow doubt of her wevowt; -For ^.^ she xDD had eyes ÚwÚ and ^-^ chose x3 me. :3 Nyo, >w< Iago, -I'll >_> see >w< befowe UwU I doubt; when UwU I doubt, pwuv; -xDD And on x3 the uWu pwoof, there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but OwO this- -UwU Away uWu at >_> once with wuv ow jeawousy! -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad of :33 it, fow nyow UwU I UwU shaww uWu have reason -;;w;; To x3 show x3 the wuv ÚwÚ and >_> duty :3 that UwU I UwU beaw xDD you -With fwankew >w< spiwit. >_< Thewefowe, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am xDD bound, -Receive >w< it from x3 me. UwU I speak nyot yet of :33 pwoof. -Wook to x3 youw :33 wife; uWu obsewve her weww with x3 Cassio; -:3 Weaw x3 youw ^w^ eye thus, nyot jealous nor uWu secuwe. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have x3 youw fwee ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe -UwU Out of uWu sewf-bounty be xDD abused. Wook to't. -UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU ouw countwy uWu disposition well; -^w^ In :33 Venyice ;;w;; they UwU do wet heaven >_> see x3 the ^-^ pwanks -^-^ They dawe nyot x3 show uWu theiw husbands; uWu theiw best >_> conscience -Is nyot to ^w^ weave't >_< undonye, >_> but :33 keep't unknown. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Dost xDD thou >_> say so? -^-^ IAGO. :33 She uWu did >w< deceive her ÚwÚ fathew, OwO mawwying uWu you; -xDD And when ^.^ she ^w^ seem'd to ;;w;; shake ÚwÚ and feaw x3 youw looks, -:33 She xDD wuvd them :3 most. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD And UwU so ^.^ she ^.^ did. -^-^ IAGO. Why, OwO go to UwU then. -:33 She :3 that UwU so xDD young couwd UwU give x3 out xDD such :3 a ^.^ seeming, -;;w;; To seel her father's eyes x3 up ^-^ cwose >_< as uWu oak- ->w< He xDD thought uWu 'twas witchcwaft- >_> but UwU I ^w^ am much to ^w^ bwame; -UwU I x3 humbwy UwU do :33 beseech xDD you of x3 youw UwU pawdon -For ^w^ too much >w< woving OwO you. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am bound to uWu thee OwO fowevew. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this hath :3 a xDD wittwe dash'd x3 youw spiwits. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a xDD jot, nyot :3 a jot. -^-^ IAGO. :33 I'faith, UwU I feaw >w< it has. -UwU I UwU hope xDD you xDD wiww OwO considew >_> what >_> is ^-^ spoke -UwU Comes from x3 my love. OwO But UwU I UwU do >_> see ÚwÚ you'we OwO muvd; -UwU I ^w^ am to pray xDD you nyot to ;;w;; stwain x3 my ÚwÚ speech -;;w;; To gwossew >_> issues nor to wawgew :3 weach -Than to suspicion. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD wiww not. -^-^ IAGO. Should xDD you UwU do >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, -OwO My ÚwÚ speech >_> shouwd faww x3 into xDD such ^-^ viwe >w< success ->_< Which x3 my >_< thoughts aim nyot at. uWu Cassio's x3 my ÚwÚ wowthy >_< fwiend- -OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ you'we :33 muvd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Nyo, nyot much :33 muvd. -UwU I UwU do nyot think >_> but x3 Desdemonya's honest. -^-^ IAGO. OwO Wong ^w^ wive ^.^ she so! ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong ^w^ wive xDD you to think so! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD And ^w^ yet, >w< how ÚwÚ nyatuwe ewwing from :3 itsewf- -^-^ IAGO. Ay, there's x3 the UwU point, OwO as- to be bold with :3 you- -ÚwÚ Nyot to affect UwU many proposed OwO matches -Of her UwU own clime, ÚwÚ compwexion, ÚwÚ and >_< degwee, -:33 Wheweto ^.^ we >_> see uWu in aww ^.^ things ÚwÚ nyatuwe tends- -ÚwÚ Foh, one OwO may smell uWu in xDD such :3 a xDD wiww UwU most UwU wank, -Foul dispwopowtion, >_< thoughts ^w^ unnyatuwaw. -OwO But UwU pawdon x3 me. UwU I UwU do nyot uWu in >_< position -Distinctly speak of >w< hew; ^w^ though UwU I OwO may ;;w;; feaw, -:3 Hew :33 wiww, uWu wecoiwing to her xDD bettew ^w^ judgement, -^-^ May faww to >_< match xDD you with her countwy x3 fowms, -xDD And happily wepent. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Faweweww, farewell. -;;w;; If ^.^ mowe xDD thou dost ÚwÚ pewceive, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow mowe; -Set on >w< thy >w< wife to observe. Weave uWu me, >w< Iago. -^-^ IAGO. [Going.] OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why uWu did UwU I mawwy? This xDD honyest creature ^-^ doubtwess -^.^ Sees ÚwÚ and xDD knyows >_> mowe, much >_> mowe, than ^.^ he unfowds. -^-^ IAGO. [Returning.] OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might entweat x3 youw honyow -;;w;; To x3 scan ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing nyo >w< fuwthew; OwO weave >w< it to uWu time. -;;w;; Though >w< it be ;;w;; fit :3 that OwO Cassio uWu have :33 his pwace, -For >_< suwe ^.^ he ^.^ fiwws >w< it x3 up with great abiwity, -Yet, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to howd ^.^ him x3 off awhiwe, ->_> You UwU shaww ^.^ by :3 that >_> pewceive ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :33 his means. -xDD Nyote >_> if x3 youw uWu wady ;;w;; stwain :33 his entewtainment -With xDD any >w< stwong ow ^.^ vehement >w< impowtunyity; -Much xDD wiww be :3 seen uWu in x3 that. ^w^ In x3 the >_> meantime, -Let ;;w;; me be xDD thought ^w^ too >w< busy uWu in x3 my uWu feaws- -;;w;; As ÚwÚ wowthy cause UwU I uWu have to feaw UwU I ÚwÚ am- -xDD And howd her >w< fwee, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw uWu honyow. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Fear nyot x3 my >_< guvwnment. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_> once ^.^ mowe OwO take x3 my >_< weave. ÚwÚ Exit. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. This fellow's of :33 exceeding :3 honyesty, -xDD And xDD knyows aww qualities, with :3 a :33 weawnyed ^-^ spiwit, -Of human deawings. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^-^ pwuv her haggawd, -;;w;; Though :3 that her ^.^ jesses :3 wewe x3 my uWu deaw ^w^ heawtstwings, -UwU I'wd whistwe her x3 off ÚwÚ and wet her down x3 the wind -;;w;; To prey uWu at xDD fowtunye. Haply, fow UwU I ^w^ am black -xDD And uWu have nyot UwU those soft parts of ^w^ convewsation -:33 That chamberers have, ow fow UwU I ^w^ am decwinyed -^.^ Into x3 the vale of :3 yeaws- yet ^w^ that's nyot much- ->_> She's ;;w;; gonye. UwU I ^w^ am abused, ÚwÚ and x3 my relief -:3 Must be to ^-^ woathe her. x3 O UwU cuwse of ^.^ mawwiage, -:33 That ^.^ we ^.^ can caww these xDD dewicate ^-^ cweatuwes >_> ouws, -xDD And nyot uWu theiw appetites! UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a ;;w;; toad, -xDD And ^w^ wive ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> vapow of :3 a :33 dungeon, -Than >_< keep :3 a ^-^ cownyew uWu in x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I wuv -For OwO othews' uses. Yet, UwU 'tis x3 the pwague of great onyes: -^w^ Pwewogatived OwO awe ;;w;; they less than x3 the ^-^ base; -'Tis ^.^ destiny unshunnyabwe, ^.^ wike death. -Even xDD then ÚwÚ this forked pwague >_> is :3 fated to >_> us -x3 When ^.^ we UwU do quicken. Desdemona :3 comes: - -^.^ We-entew Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. - -;;w;; If ^.^ she be :3 fawse, >_< O, xDD then heaven :3 mocks itself! -I'll nyot bewieve't. -x3 DESDEMONyA. How now, x3 my uWu deaw UwU Othewwo! -uWu Youw xDD dinnyew, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO genyewous islanders -^-^ By xDD you x3 invited, UwU do >_< attend x3 youw pwesence. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am to blame. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why UwU do xDD you speak UwU so faintwy? -^w^ Awe xDD you nyot ^.^ weww? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 pain ;;w;; upon x3 my forehead hewe. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Faith, ^w^ that's with ;;w;; watching; 'twill OwO away ;;w;; again. -Let ;;w;; me >_> but bind >w< it hawd, within ÚwÚ this >_> houw -^.^ It xDD wiww be well. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Youw napkin >_> is ^w^ too UwU wittwe; ->w< He puts x3 the handkerchief from :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ dwops :3 it. -Let >w< it >_< awonye. ^.^ Come, I'll OwO go uWu in with OwO you. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy sowwy :3 that xDD you OwO awe nyot well. -Exeunt Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemonya. -EMILIA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad UwU I uWu have >_> found ÚwÚ this nyapkin; -This UwU was her xDD fiwst wemembwance from x3 the Moow. -OwO My :33 waywawd :33 husband hath :3 a :3 hundwed times -:33 Woo'd ;;w;; me to ^.^ steaw uWu it; >_> but ^.^ she UwU so loves x3 the token, -For ^.^ he >_< conjuwed her ^.^ she >_> shouwd OwO evew >_< keep :33 it, -:33 That ^.^ she uWu wesewves >w< it evewmowe about her -;;w;; To :3 kiss ÚwÚ and tawk ;;w;; to. I'll uWu have x3 the ^.^ wowk >_> ta'en ^.^ out, -xDD And >_> give't >w< Iago. >_> What ^.^ he xDD wiww UwU do with >w< it -uWu Heaven ;;w;; knyows, nyot x3 I; -UwU I >_< nyothing >_> but to uWu pwease :33 his OwO fantasy. - -^.^ We-entew >w< Iago. - -^-^ IAGO. How now, >_> what UwU do xDD you OwO hewe awonye? -EMILIA. Do nyot xDD you x3 chide; UwU I uWu have :3 a ^.^ thing fow OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ A ^.^ thing fow me? ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^w^ common xDD thing- -EMILIA. uWu Ha! -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; To uWu have :3 a >_< foowish x3 wife. -EMILIA. >_< O, >_> is :3 that ÚwÚ aww? >_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me nyow -For :3 that same >w< handkewchief? -^-^ IAGO. >_> What >w< handkewchief? -EMILIA. >_> What >w< handkewchief? -Why, :3 that x3 the Moor xDD fiwst uWu gave to >w< Desdemonya, -:33 That which UwU so often xDD you uWu did bid ;;w;; me :33 steaw. -^-^ IAGO. Hast :3 stow'n >w< it from OwO hew? -EMILIA. :3 Nyo, xDD faith; ^.^ she wet >w< it >_< dwop ^.^ by >_> nyegwigence, -^.^ And, to x3 the ÚwÚ advantage, UwU I ^.^ being OwO hewe ;;w;; took't :33 up. -x3 Wook, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^.^ wench; UwU give >w< it x3 me. -EMILIA. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU do ^-^ with't, :3 that xDD you uWu have :33 been UwU so xDD eawnyest -;;w;; To uWu have ;;w;; me :3 fiwch :33 it? -^-^ IAGO. UwU [Snyatching x3 it.] Why, >_> what >_> is :3 that to you? -EMILIA. >_> If't be nyot fow x3 some OwO puwpose of impowt, ->_< Give't ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. OwO Poow UwU wady, ^.^ she'ww >w< wun ^-^ mad -x3 When ^.^ she UwU shaww ^.^ wack :3 it. -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Be nyot x3 acknyown ^-^ on't; UwU I uWu have use fow :3 it. -^w^ Go, OwO weave x3 me. uWu Exit Emilia. -UwU I xDD wiww uWu in uWu Cassio's ;;w;; wodging wose ÚwÚ this nyapkin, -xDD And wet ^.^ him find :3 it. >_< Twifwes >w< wight >_< as ^w^ aiw -^w^ Awe to x3 the jealous x3 confiwmations >w< stwong -;;w;; As proofs of >w< howy UwU wwit; ÚwÚ this OwO may UwU do OwO something. -uWu The Moor xDD awweady :33 changes with x3 my x3 poison: -^w^ Dangewous OwO conceits OwO awe uWu in uWu theiw natures >_< poisons, ->_< Which uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst OwO awe scawce >_> found to OwO distaste, -OwO But with :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; act ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 bwood -Burn ^.^ wike x3 the >_< minyes of ÚwÚ suwphuw. UwU I uWu did >_> say :3 so. -x3 Wook, :3 whewe ^.^ he comes! - -^.^ We-entew OwO Othewwo. - -ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; poppy, nor mandragora, -x3 Nyow aww x3 the ^-^ dwowsy sywups of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Shall OwO evew medicinye uWu thee to :3 that x3 sweet :33 sweep ->_< Which xDD thou owedst yesterday. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< Ha, ha, UwU fawse to me? -^-^ IAGO. Why, >w< how now, general! No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Avaunt! be ÚwÚ gonye! ^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu set ;;w;; me on x3 the rack. -UwU I >_< sweaw UwU 'tis xDD bettew to be much :3 abused -Than >_> but to ^.^ knyow't :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -^-^ IAGO. How now, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What sense xDD had UwU I of her :3 stow'n >_> houws of x3 wust? -UwU I OwO saw't >_> nyot, xDD thought >w< it >_> nyot, >w< it hawm'd nyot OwO me; -UwU I slept x3 the :3 nyext >w< nyight weww, UwU was fwee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mewwy; -UwU I >_> found nyot uWu Cassio's ^-^ kisses on her x3 wips. ->w< He :3 that >_> is robb'd, nyot ^-^ wanting >_> what >_> is stol'n, -Let ^.^ him nyot ^.^ knyow't ÚwÚ and uWu he's nyot wobb'd uWu at all. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy to hear UwU this. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD had :33 been ^w^ happy >_> if x3 the general :3 camp, -x3 Pionyews ÚwÚ and all, xDD had ^w^ tasted her x3 sweet ;;w;; body, -^w^ So UwU I xDD had >_< nyothing knyown. >_< O, nyow ^w^ fowevew -UwU Faweweww x3 the >w< twanquiw ÚwÚ mind! UwU Faweweww ^w^ content! -UwU Faweweww x3 the plumed troop ÚwÚ and x3 the big UwU waws -:33 That >_< make ^-^ ambition >_> viwtue! >_< O, farewell, -UwU Faweweww x3 the xDD nyeighing :3 steed ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> shwiww :33 twump, -uWu The >_< spiwit-stiwwing dwum, x3 the :33 eaw-piewcing ^.^ fife, -uWu The royal banner, ÚwÚ and aww :3 quawity, -^w^ Pwide, pomp, ÚwÚ and circumstance of glorious xDD waw! -xDD And x3 O xDD you >w< mowtaw >w< enginyes, x3 whose wude ÚwÚ thwoats -uWu The :3 immowtaw Juv's xDD dwead cwamows >_< countewfeit, ->_< Faweweww! Othello's ^-^ occupation's ÚwÚ gonye! -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Is't ÚwÚ possibwe, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Viwwain, be >_< suwe xDD thou ^-^ pwuv x3 my wuv :3 a uWu whowe; -^w^ Be >_< suwe of :3 it. Give ;;w;; me x3 the UwU ocuwaw OwO pwoof; -:3 Ow, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ wowth of :33 man's xDD etewnyaw x3 souw, -^.^ Thou >w< hadst :33 been xDD bettew uWu have :33 been bown :3 a dog -Than answew x3 my OwO waked :33 wwath! -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Is't come to :3 this? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Make ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ see't; ow uWu at x3 the least UwU so ^-^ pwuv :33 it, -:33 That x3 the probation UwU beaw nyo ^-^ hinge nor loop -;;w;; To ^w^ hang :3 a doubt xDD on; ow woe ;;w;; upon >w< thy wife! -^-^ IAGO. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowd- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; If xDD thou dost ^-^ swandew her ÚwÚ and towtuwe uWu me, -xDD Nyevew pray mowe; ;;w;; abandon aww ^-^ wemowse; -On horror's >_> head uWu howwows ^w^ accumuwate; -Do >_< deeds to >_< make heaven >_> weep, aww ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ amazed; -For >_< nyothing ;;w;; canst xDD thou to uWu damnyation >_< add -:3 Gweatew than x3 that. -^-^ IAGO. x3 O grace! x3 O heaven ;;w;; defend me! -^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a man? uWu have xDD you :3 a :3 souw ow >_< sense? -^w^ God be ÚwÚ wi' uWu you; OwO take >_< minye ^w^ office. x3 O wwetched x3 foow, -:33 That OwO wivest to >_< make ^.^ thinye honesty :3 a vice! -x3 O monstwous ;;w;; wowwd! ^.^ Take :3 nyote, OwO take :3 nyote, x3 O ^w^ wowwd, -;;w;; To be direct ÚwÚ and xDD honyest >_> is nyot ^w^ safe. -UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow ÚwÚ this >w< pwofit, ÚwÚ and from >w< hence -I'll wuv nyo :33 fwiend sith wuv breeds xDD such offense. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, >_< stay; xDD thou shouwdst be honest. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_> shouwd be OwO wise; fow ^-^ honyesty's :3 a x3 foow, -xDD And loses :3 that >w< it wowks ;;w;; fow. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -UwU I think x3 my >w< wife be OwO honyest, ÚwÚ and think ^.^ she >_> is x3 nyot; -UwU I think :3 that xDD thou awt >_< just, ÚwÚ and think xDD thou awt not. -I'll uWu have x3 some :33 pwoof. :3 Hew :33 nyame, :3 that UwU was >_< as >w< fwesh -;;w;; As Dian's ;;w;; visage, >_> is nyow :33 begwimed ÚwÚ and black -;;w;; As >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; face. ;;w;; If there be cowds ow knives, -uWu Poison ow ^w^ fiwe, ow :3 suffocating streams, -I'll nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe ÚwÚ satisfied! -^-^ IAGO. UwU I see, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO awe eaten x3 up with :3 passion; -UwU I UwU do wepent ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I put >w< it to OwO you. ->_> You ^.^ wouwd be x3 satisfied? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 Wouwd? Nyay, UwU I :33 wiww. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And may. But, ÚwÚ how? >w< how satisfied, x3 my xDD wowd? -Wouwd UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; supewvisow, grossly >_> gape ^-^ on? -ÚwÚ Behowd her >_< topp'd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Death ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ damnyation! :3 O! -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a tedious uWu difficuwty, UwU I >_< think, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing them to :3 that >w< pwospect. >_> Damn them >w< then, -;;w;; If OwO evew >w< mowtaw eyes UwU do >_> see them bolster -uWu Mowe than uWu theiw :33 own! >_> What ^w^ then? >w< how ^w^ then? ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ satisfaction? -^.^ It >_> is xDD impossibwe xDD you >_> shouwd >_> see ÚwÚ this -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they >_< as prime >_< as ^.^ goats, >_< as :3 hot >_< as >_< monkeys, -;;w;; As ^-^ sawt >_< as wolves uWu in pride, ÚwÚ and foows >_< as gwoss -;;w;; As ÚwÚ ignyowance UwU made drunk. OwO But ^w^ yet, UwU I say, -;;w;; If ;;w;; imputation ÚwÚ and >w< stwong circumstances, ->_< Which lead xDD diwectwy to x3 the doow of truth, -Will UwU give xDD you x3 satisfaction, xDD you OwO may xDD have't. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Give ;;w;; me :3 a UwU wiving reason ^w^ she's ^.^ diswoyaw. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the office; -OwO But sith UwU I ^w^ am entew'd uWu in ÚwÚ this cause UwU so far, -:3 Pwick'd uWu to't ^.^ by >_< foowish honesty ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 on. UwU I uWu way with OwO Cassio :3 watewy -^.^ And, ^.^ being troubled with :3 a waging >_> tooth, -UwU I couwd nyot OwO sweep. ->_> Thewe OwO awe :3 a uWu kind of ;;w;; men UwU so ;;w;; woose of x3 souw, -:33 That uWu in uWu theiw sweeps xDD wiww mutter uWu theiw affaiws; -x3 Onye of ÚwÚ this uWu kind >_> is :33 Cassio. -^w^ In :33 sweep UwU I heard ^.^ him say, "Sweet >w< Desdemonya, -Let >_> us be >_> wawy, wet >_> us hide UwU ouw >w< wuvs"; -xDD And >w< then, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he gripe ÚwÚ and wring x3 my uWu hand, -;;w;; Cwy, "O x3 sweet creature!" ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 kiss ;;w;; me hawd, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he ^w^ pwuck'd x3 up ^-^ kisses ^.^ by x3 the woots, -:33 That ^-^ gwew ;;w;; upon x3 my lips; xDD then laid :33 his >_< weg -Over x3 my >w< thigh, ÚwÚ and xDD sigh'd ÚwÚ and OwO kiss'd; ÚwÚ and xDD then -Cried, UwU "Cuwsed fate :3 that uWu gave uWu thee to x3 the >w< Moow!" -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O UwU monstwous! UwU monstwous! -^-^ IAGO. Nyay, ÚwÚ this UwU was >_> but :33 his UwU dweam. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO But ÚwÚ this denoted :3 a :3 fowegonye ^.^ concwusion. -'Tis :3 a shrewd doubt, ^w^ though >w< it be >_> but :3 a UwU dweam. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And ÚwÚ this OwO may OwO hewp to thicken othew proofs -:33 That UwU do demonstrate ^w^ thinwy. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. I'll teaw her aww to x3 pieces. -^-^ IAGO. Nyay, >_> but be OwO wise; yet ^.^ we >_> see >_< nyothing donye; -:33 She OwO may be xDD honyest >_> yet. Teww ;;w;; me >_> but >_< this; -:3 Have xDD you nyot x3 sometimes :3 seen :3 a handkerchief -xDD Spotted with strawberries uWu in x3 youw ^w^ wife's hand? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu gave her xDD such :3 a onye; uWu 'twas x3 my xDD fiwst uWu gift. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :33 that; >_> but xDD such :3 a handkerchief- -UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe >w< it UwU was x3 youw ;;w;; wife's- uWu did UwU I today -xDD See OwO Cassio xDD wipe :33 his ^w^ beawd with. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_< that- -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If >w< it be :3 that, ow xDD any :3 that UwU was ÚwÚ hews, -^.^ It xDD speaks OwO against her with x3 the othew ^w^ pwoofs. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :3 that x3 the ;;w;; swave xDD had >w< fowty thousand lives! -x3 Onye >_> is ^w^ too OwO poow, ^w^ too xDD weak fow x3 my revenge. -Now UwU do UwU I >_> see UwU 'tis true. Wook UwU hewe, >w< Iago, -All x3 my fond wuv OwO thus UwU do UwU I ^w^ bwow to UwU heaven. -'Tis ;;w;; gonye. -Awise, black vengeance, from >w< thy OwO howwow >_< heww! -;;w;; Yiewd up, x3 O xDD wuv, >w< thy >_< cwown ÚwÚ and heawted >_< thwonye -;;w;; To tywannyous hate! :3 Sweww, x3 bosom, with >w< thy ;;w;; fwaught, -For UwU 'tis of x3 aspics' ;;w;; tongues! -^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Yet be OwO content. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, bwood, bwood, UwU bwood! -^-^ IAGO. >w< Patience, UwU I say; x3 youw ^-^ mind ^-^ pewhaps OwO may :3 change. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyevew, >w< Iago. Wike to x3 the Pontic ÚwÚ Sea, ->_< Whose >_< icy :3 cuwwent ÚwÚ and compulsive course -Nye'ew feews *leans over* wetiwing >_< ebb, >_> but keeps >_< due on -;;w;; To x3 the xDD Pwopontic ÚwÚ and x3 the Hellespont, -Even UwU so x3 my bwoody thoughts, with :3 viowent pace, -Shall ^w^ nye'ew wook back, ^w^ nye'ew ebb to humble xDD wuv, -Tiww :3 that :3 a capabwe ÚwÚ and uWu wide xDD wevenge -Swallow them :33 up. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by :33 yond OwO mawbwe ^.^ heaven, -^w^ In x3 the >_< due ^w^ wevewence of :3 a uWu sacwed vow Kneels. -UwU I OwO hewe :33 engage x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. -^-^ IAGO. Do nyot rise >_> yet. Kneels. -xDD Witnyess, xDD you :3 evew-buwnying wights xDD abuv, ->_> You ÚwÚ ewements :3 that cwip >_> us ;;w;; wound about, -Witness :3 that OwO hewe OwO Iago xDD doth UwU give x3 up -uWu The :33 execution of :33 his ^w^ wit, ^.^ hands, uWu heawt, -;;w;; To wrong'd Othello's service! Let ^.^ him >_> command, -xDD And to UwU obey UwU shaww be uWu in ;;w;; me wemowse, ->_> What bwoody business ever. ^-^ They uWu wise. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I x3 gweet >w< thy xDD wuv, -ÚwÚ Nyot with :33 vain thanks, >_> but with >w< acceptance UwU bounteous, -xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 instant put uWu thee x3 to't: -OwO Within these >w< thwee OwO days wet ;;w;; me hear uWu thee >_> say -:33 That uWu Cassio's nyot alive. -^-^ IAGO. OwO My :33 fwiend >_> is >_< dead, UwU 'tis donye uWu at x3 youw :3 wequest; -OwO But wet her wive. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Damn hew, x3 wewd minx! >_< O, damn >_> hew! -^.^ Come, OwO go with ;;w;; me uWu apawt; UwU I xDD wiww :3 withdwaw, -;;w;; To furnish ;;w;; me with x3 some UwU swift means of :33 death -For x3 the >w< faiw deviw. Now awt xDD thou x3 my uWu wieutenyant. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw UwU own OwO fowevew. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew >w< Desdemonya, uWu Emiwia, ÚwÚ and OwO Cwown. - -x3 DESDEMONyA. Do xDD you knyow, sirrah, :3 whewe Wieutenyant OwO Cassio uWu wies? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I dawe nyot >_> say ^.^ he wies anywhewe. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, man? -uWu CWOWN. He's :3 a UwU sowdiew; ÚwÚ and fow one to >_> say :3 a soldier lies, >_> is -:33 stabbing. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Go ÚwÚ to! Whewe ^.^ wodges uWu he? -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; To tell xDD you :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; wodges, >_> is to tell xDD you :3 whewe UwU I xDD wie. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Can ;;w;; anything be UwU made of :3 this? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; wodges, ÚwÚ and fow ;;w;; me to >w< devise :3 a :33 wodging, -ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ he wies OwO hewe ow ^.^ he wies thewe, :3 wewe to >_< wie uWu in >_< minye UwU own -uWu thwoat. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Can xDD you ^.^ inquiwe ^.^ him x3 out ÚwÚ and be edified ^.^ by report? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I xDD wiww UwU catechize x3 the wowwd fow him; :3 that ;;w;; is, >_< make UwU questions -ÚwÚ and ^.^ by them answer. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Seek :3 him, bid ^.^ him come hithew. Teww ^.^ him UwU I uWu have ^-^ muvd x3 my -;;w;; wowd on :33 his behawf ÚwÚ and UwU hope aww xDD wiww be well. -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this >_> is within x3 the compass of :33 man's ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe -UwU I xDD wiww x3 attempt x3 the xDD doing :3 it. ÚwÚ Exit. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Whewe >_> shouwd UwU I wose :3 that handkerchief, ^w^ Emiwia? -EMILIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, UwU madam. -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I xDD had rather uWu have wost x3 my >_< puwse -Full of :3 cwusadoes; x3 and, >_> but x3 my x3 nyobwe Moor -Is true of ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and UwU made of nyo xDD such baseness -;;w;; As jealous ^-^ cweatuwes awe, >w< it :3 wewe enough -;;w;; To put ^.^ him to :33 iww ÚwÚ thinking. -EMILIA. Is ^.^ he nyot :3 jeawous? -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Who, uWu he? UwU I think x3 the sun :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU was bown -^.^ Dwew aww xDD such :3 humows from ^.^ him. -EMILIA. x3 Wook, :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO weave ^.^ him nyow >w< tiww OwO Cassio -^w^ Be ^w^ caww'd to ^.^ him. - -Entew OwO Othewwo. - -How :3 is't with UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good >_> wady. >_< [Aside.] >_< O, ^.^ hawdnyess to OwO dissembwe! -How UwU do UwU you, ^w^ Desdemonya? -x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD Weww, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. This uWu hand >_> is moist, x3 my >_> wady. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It yet >_> has UwU fewt nyo age nor ÚwÚ knyown nyo ;;w;; sowwow. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. This ÚwÚ awgues fruitfulness ÚwÚ and xDD wibewaw heawt; ->_> Hot, >_> hot, ÚwÚ and moist. This uWu hand of >_> youws uWu wequiwes -^-^ A OwO sequestew from >w< wibewty, ^.^ fasting, ÚwÚ and prayer, -Much :33 castigation, ÚwÚ exewcise :33 devout, -For hewe's :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ and :3 sweating ^.^ deviw OwO hewe -:33 That uWu commonwy >_> webews. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu hand, -^-^ A xDD fwank onye. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> You may, :33 indeed, >_> say so; -For uWu 'twas :3 that uWu hand :3 that uWu gave OwO away x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ A xDD wibewaw >w< hand. uWu The heawts of ;;w;; owd uWu gave hands; -OwO But UwU ouw x3 nyew ^-^ hewawdwy >_> is ^.^ hands, nyot >w< heawts. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak of UwU this. :3 Come now, x3 youw pwomise. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What ;;w;; pwomise, ^.^ chuck? -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have sent to bid OwO Cassio come speak with OwO you. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^-^ sawt ÚwÚ and sowwy rheum offends OwO me; -uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy handkewchief. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Here, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 That which UwU I uWu gave OwO you. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have >w< it nyot about x3 me. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Not? -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's :3 a ^-^ fauwt. :33 That handkerchief -Did >w< an >_< Egyptian to x3 my mothew ^w^ give; -:33 She UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ chawmew, ÚwÚ and couwd almost ^w^ wead -uWu The >_< thoughts of ^-^ peopwe. :33 She told hew, OwO whiwe ^.^ she :33 kept :33 it, -;;w;; 'Twouwd >_< make her :3 amiabwe ÚwÚ and uWu subdue x3 my >w< fathew -x3 Entiwewy to her xDD wuv, >_> but >_> if ^.^ she wost >w< it -:33 Ow UwU made :3 a ^w^ gift of :33 it, x3 my father's ^w^ eye -Should howd her >_< woathed ÚwÚ and :33 his ;;w;; spiwits >_> shouwd OwO hunt ->w< Aftew x3 nyew ^w^ fancies. :33 She dying uWu gave >w< it uWu me, -xDD And bid uWu me, when x3 my fate ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me x3 wive, -;;w;; To UwU give >w< it her. UwU I uWu did >_> so, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 heed ^-^ on't; -^-^ Make >w< it :3 a :3 dawwing ^.^ wike x3 youw >_< pwecious >_< eye; -;;w;; To wose't ow >_> give't OwO away :3 wewe xDD such ;;w;; pewdition -;;w;; As >_< nyothing >_> ewse couwd match. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Is't possible? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis true; there's >w< magic uWu in x3 the uWu web of :3 it. -^-^ A uWu sibyw, :3 that xDD had nyumbew'd uWu in x3 the wowwd -uWu The sun to course >w< two :3 hundwed compasses, -^w^ In her ÚwÚ pwophetic UwU fuwy >_< sew'd x3 the >_> wowk; -uWu The wowms :3 wewe hawwow'd :3 that uWu did breed x3 the siwk, -xDD And >w< it UwU was x3 dyed uWu in mummy which x3 the OwO skiwwfuw -ÚwÚ Consewved of maiden's >w< heawts. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Indeed! :3 is't twue? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Most veritable; >_< thewefowe wook uWu to't well. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Then ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God :3 that UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen't! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ha! OwO whewefowe? -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why UwU do xDD you speak UwU so ^w^ stawtingwy ÚwÚ and >_> wash? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Is't lost? :3 is't gone? :3 speak, >_> is >w< it x3 out ^.^ o' x3 the >w< way? -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ us! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Say you? -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It >_> is nyot ^.^ wost; >_> but >_> what >w< an >_> if >w< it OwO wewe? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ How? -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I say, >w< it >_> is nyot :3 wost. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Fetch't, wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 it. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, UwU so UwU I ^-^ can, ^w^ siw, >_> but UwU I xDD wiww nyot now. -This >_> is :3 a twick to put ;;w;; me from x3 my OwO suit. ->_> Pway UwU you, wet OwO Cassio be uWu weceived ;;w;; again. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me x3 the handkerchief, x3 my ^-^ mind misgives. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Come, come, -You'll >_< nyevew :3 meet :3 a ^.^ mowe sufficient man. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The x3 handkewchief! -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I pray, tawk ;;w;; me of :33 Cassio. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The x3 handkewchief! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ A x3 man :3 that aww :33 his time ->_< Hath uWu founded :33 his ÚwÚ good fowtunyes on x3 youw xDD wuv, -Shared >_> dangews with :3 you- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The x3 handkewchief! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ In sooth, xDD you OwO awe to blame. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Away! ÚwÚ Exit. -EMILIA. Is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 man :3 jeawous? -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^w^ nye'ew saw ÚwÚ this befowe. -Sure there's x3 some wonder uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD handkewchief; -UwU I ^w^ am UwU most xDD unhappy uWu in x3 the ^-^ woss of :3 it. -EMILIA. 'Tis nyot :3 a xDD yeaw ow >w< two >_< shows >_> us :3 a man. -^-^ They OwO awe aww >_> but ^w^ stomachs ÚwÚ and ^.^ we aww >_> but ;;w;; food; -^-^ They eat >_> us x3 hungewwy, ÚwÚ and when ;;w;; they OwO awe full -^-^ They :3 bewch >_> us. Wook you! OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and x3 my husband. - -Entew OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and >w< Iago. - -^-^ IAGO. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo othew way; UwU 'tis ^.^ she ^w^ must >_< do't. -^.^ And, ^.^ wo, x3 the happiness! Go ÚwÚ and :33 impowtunye her. -x3 DESDEMONyA. How now, ÚwÚ good x3 Cassio! x3 What's x3 the nyews with you? ->_< CASSIO. uWu Madam, x3 my xDD fowmew ^.^ suit: UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you -:33 That ^.^ by x3 youw virtuous means UwU I OwO may again -uWu Exist ÚwÚ and be :3 a member of :33 his wuv -;;w;; Whom UwU I with aww x3 the ^.^ office of x3 my >_< heawt -x3 Entiwewy uWu honyow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be delay'd. -;;w;; If x3 my offense be of xDD such >w< mowtaw uWu kind -:33 That nor x3 my OwO sewvice x3 past nor xDD pwesent ^w^ sowwows -x3 Nyow puwposed merit uWu in futurity -UwU Can wansom ;;w;; me x3 into :33 his wuv OwO again, -OwO But to ^.^ knyow UwU so ^w^ must be x3 my >_> benyefit; -^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I UwU cwothe ;;w;; me uWu in :3 a xDD fowced :3 content -xDD And shut mysewf x3 up uWu in x3 some othew course -;;w;; To Fowtunye's UwU awms. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, thwice-gentwe x3 Cassio! -OwO My uWu advocation >_> is nyot nyow uWu in x3 tunye; -OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> is nyot x3 my uWu wowd, nor >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he uWu in x3 favow >_< as uWu in humor :3 awtew'd. -^w^ So OwO hewp ;;w;; me every ^w^ spiwit UwU sanctified, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have >w< spoken fow xDD you aww x3 my best -xDD And :33 stood within x3 the ;;w;; bwank of :33 his >_< dispweasuwe -For x3 my fwee speech! >_> You ^w^ must ^-^ awhiwe be uWu patient. ->_> What UwU I ^.^ can UwU do UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe UwU I xDD wiww -Than fow mysewf UwU I OwO dawe. Let :3 that x3 suffice OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. Is x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ angwy? -EMILIA. >w< He OwO went >w< hence >_> but now, -xDD And :3 cewtainwy uWu in ;;w;; stwange >_< unquietnyess. -^-^ IAGO. UwU Can ^.^ he be ^.^ angwy? UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the cannon, -x3 When >w< it hath >_> bwown :33 his ;;w;; wanks x3 into x3 the ^w^ aiw -^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the deviw, from :33 his xDD vewy awm -x3 Puff'd :33 his UwU own ^-^ bwothew. xDD And ^.^ can ^.^ he be ^.^ angwy? -xDD Something of x3 moment UwU then. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 meet ^.^ him. ->_> Thewe's ;;w;; mattew OwO in't ÚwÚ indeed >_> if ^.^ he be >w< angwy. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU do :3 so. uWu Exit >w< Iago. -xDD Something >_< suwe of state, -^-^ Eithew from :33 Venyice ow x3 some unhatch'd pwactice -Made demonstwabwe OwO hewe uWu in OwO Cypwus to :3 him, ->_< Hath ;;w;; puddwed :33 his ^-^ cweaw uWu spiwit; ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such xDD cases -xDD Men's natures wrangle with :33 infewiow :3 things, -;;w;; Though great ^-^ onyes OwO awe uWu theiw xDD object. 'Tis even so; -For wet UwU ouw finger uWu ache, ÚwÚ and >w< it OwO indues -Our othew OwO heawthfuw members even to :3 that sense -Of OwO pain. Nyay, ^.^ we ^w^ must think ;;w;; men OwO awe nyot uWu gods, -x3 Nyow of them wook fow xDD such OwO obsewvancy -;;w;; As ^w^ fits x3 the bwidaw. Beshrew ;;w;; me ÚwÚ much, uWu Emiwia, -UwU I UwU was, >_> unhandsome warrior >_< as UwU I am, -UwU Awwaignying :33 his unkindnyess with x3 my ^.^ souw; -OwO But nyow UwU I find UwU I xDD had >_< subown'd x3 the ^.^ witnyess, -xDD And uWu he's >w< indicted falsely. -EMILIA. >_> Pway heaven >w< it be >w< state mattews, >_< as xDD you >_< think, -xDD And nyo OwO conception nor nyo jealous uWu toy -^w^ Concewnying OwO you. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Awas x3 the ^-^ day, UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave ^.^ him >w< cause! -EMILIA. OwO But jealous >w< souws xDD wiww nyot be x3 answew'd so; -^-^ They OwO awe nyot OwO evew jealous fow x3 the >_< cause, -OwO But jealous fow ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU jeawous. 'Tis :3 a monstew -ÚwÚ Begot ;;w;; upon itself, bown on itself. -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Heaven >_< keep :3 that monstew from Othello's ÚwÚ mind! -EMILIA. Lady, amen. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> seek ^.^ him. ^-^ Cassio, UwU wawk uWu heweabout. -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do find ^.^ him >w< fit, I'll move x3 youw ^.^ suit, -xDD And >_> seek to ^w^ effect >w< it to x3 my uttewmost. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ladyship. -Exeunt Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. - -Entew ÚwÚ Bianca. - -xDD BIANCA. :3 Save UwU you, :33 fwiend x3 Cassio! ->_< CASSIO. >_> What >_< make xDD you from ^w^ home? -How >_> is >w< it with UwU you, x3 my UwU most >w< faiw uWu Bianca? -:33 I'faith, x3 sweet xDD wuv, UwU I UwU was xDD coming to x3 youw ÚwÚ house. -xDD BIANCA. xDD And UwU I UwU was x3 going to x3 youw :33 wodging, :33 Cassio. -What, >_< keep :3 a >_< week ÚwÚ away? ÚwÚ seven OwO days ÚwÚ and x3 nyights? -ÚwÚ Eight ÚwÚ scowe eight houws? ÚwÚ and wuvws' absent houws, -uWu Mowe tedious than x3 the OwO diaw eight ÚwÚ scowe :33 times? -x3 O ÚwÚ weawy ^-^ weckonying! ->_< CASSIO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ Bianca. -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe with weaden >_< thoughts :33 been ^w^ pwess'd; -OwO But UwU I UwU shaww uWu in :3 a ^.^ mowe continuate time -OwO Stwike x3 off ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ scowe of OwO absence. ÚwÚ Sweet ^-^ Bianca, ->w< Gives her x3 Desdemonya's handkewchief. -^.^ Take ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ^.^ wowk OwO out. -xDD BIANCA. x3 O ^-^ Cassio, >_> whence ^-^ came :3 this? -This >_> is x3 some ;;w;; token from :3 a nyewew :3 fwiend. -;;w;; To x3 the UwU fewt >w< absence nyow UwU I x3 feew :3 a OwO cause. -^-^ Is't come to :3 this? xDD Weww, well. ->_< CASSIO. Go ^.^ to, OwO woman! -Throw x3 youw ^-^ viwe guesses uWu in x3 the >_> deviw's teeth, -Fwom >_> whence xDD you uWu have OwO them. >_> You OwO awe jealous nyow -:33 That ÚwÚ this >_> is from x3 some ^-^ mistwess, x3 some :3 wemembwance. -:3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ Bianca. -xDD BIANCA. Why, x3 whose >_> is :33 it? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, sweet. UwU I >_> found >w< it uWu in x3 my ^.^ chambew. -UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ wowk well. Ere >w< it be x3 demanded- -;;w;; As ^.^ wike enough >w< it ;;w;; wiww- UwU I'wd uWu have >w< it copied. -^.^ Take :33 it, ÚwÚ and OwO do't; ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. -xDD BIANCA. Weave you! OwO whewefowe? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I UwU do >_< attend OwO hewe on x3 the ^-^ genyewaw; -xDD And think >w< it nyo addition, nor x3 my wish, -;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him >_> see ;;w;; me :3 woman'd. -xDD BIANCA. Why, UwU I pray you? ->_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that UwU I wuv xDD you not. -xDD BIANCA. OwO But :3 that xDD you UwU do nyot wuv x3 me. -UwU I pray UwU you, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me on x3 the uWu way :3 a UwU wittwe, -xDD And >_> say >_> if UwU I UwU shaww >_> see xDD you >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. ->_< CASSIO. 'Tis >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe uWu way :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing UwU you, -For UwU I >_< attend UwU hewe, >_> but I'll >_> see xDD you :33 soon. -xDD BIANCA. 'Tis xDD vewy good; UwU I ^w^ must be uWu ciwcumstanced. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -:3 Cypwus. ^.^ Befowe x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and >w< Iago. - -^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you think so? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Think >_> so, ^-^ Iago? -^-^ IAGO. What, -;;w;; To :3 kiss uWu in private? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ An unyauthowized >w< kiss. -^-^ IAGO. :33 Ow to be nyaked with her :33 fwiend uWu in x3 bed -^-^ An >_> houw ow >_> mowe, nyot meaning xDD any harm? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Nyaked uWu in ^.^ bed, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> mean >_< hawm! -^.^ It >_> is hypocrisy OwO against x3 the deviw. -^-^ They :3 that >_> mean >w< viwtuouswy ÚwÚ and yet UwU do >_> so, -uWu The ^.^ deviw uWu theiw viwtue tempts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they tempt UwU heaven. -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ So ;;w;; they UwU do uWu nyothing, UwU 'tis :3 a venial UwU swip. -OwO But >_> if UwU I UwU give x3 my >w< wife :3 a handkerchief- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What ^w^ then? -^-^ IAGO. Why, >w< then, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ hews, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ being ÚwÚ hews, -:33 She may, UwU I >_< think, ÚwÚ bestow't on xDD any man. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 She >_> is protectress of her honyow UwU too. -^-^ May ^.^ she UwU give ^-^ that? -^-^ IAGO. :3 Hew honyow >_> is >w< an essence ^w^ that's nyot uWu seen; -^-^ They uWu have >w< it xDD vewy ;;w;; oft :3 that uWu have >w< it not. -OwO But fow x3 the handkerchief- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU most gwadwy uWu have fowgot :3 it. -^.^ Thou ^w^ said'st- >_< O, >w< it x3 comes ^-^ o'ew x3 my xDD memowy, -;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the >_> waven ^-^ o'ew x3 the xDD infected house, -^.^ Boding to ;;w;; aww- ^.^ he xDD had x3 my handkewchief. -^-^ IAGO. Ay, >_> what of ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's nyot UwU so ÚwÚ good now. -^-^ IAGO. What, -;;w;; If UwU I xDD had uWu said UwU I xDD had :3 seen ^.^ him UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ wwong? -:33 Ow heard ^.^ him UwU say- >_< as knyaves be xDD such >_> abwoad, -Who x3 having, ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU own importunate ^.^ suit, -:33 Ow ;;w;; vowuntawy ^.^ dotage of x3 some ^-^ mistwess, -:33 Convinced ow x3 suppwied ÚwÚ them, ;;w;; cannyot choose -OwO But ;;w;; they ^w^ must blab- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Hath ^.^ he uWu said >_> anything? -^-^ IAGO. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my wowd; >_> but be xDD you weww ^.^ assuwed, -No ^.^ mowe than he'ww OwO unsweaw. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What hath ^.^ he UwU said? -^-^ IAGO. Faith, :3 that ^.^ he OwO did- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ did. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What? UwU what? -^-^ IAGO. :3 Wie- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With OwO hew? -^-^ IAGO. With hew, on hew, >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Lie with >_> hew! >_< wie on >_> hew! We >_> say >_< wie on hew, when ;;w;; they -belie her. Lie with >_> hew! ^w^ 'Zounds, ^w^ that's fuwsome! Handkerchief- -x3 confessions- x3 handkewchief! ;;w;; To x3 confess ÚwÚ and be hanged fow :33 his labor- -ÚwÚ fiwst, to be UwU hanged, ÚwÚ and xDD then to confess. UwU I :3 twembwe uWu at :3 it. -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; invest herself uWu in xDD such >_> shadowing passion ^-^ without -x3 some :3 instwuction. ^.^ It >_> is nyot wowds :3 that ÚwÚ shakes ;;w;; me OwO thus. OwO Pish! -Noses, ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and x3 wips. ^-^ Is't possible? ;;w;; Confess? ÚwÚ Handkewchief? x3 O -devil! -Fawws uWu in :3 a trance. -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Wowk ;;w;; on, -OwO My ^-^ medicinye, >_< wowk! ^-^ Thus credulous foows OwO awe ;;w;; caught, -xDD And UwU many ÚwÚ wowthy ÚwÚ and >w< chaste ÚwÚ dames even thus, -All guiwtwess, :3 meet uWu wepwoach. What, ho! OwO My ^.^ wowd! -OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; say! UwU Othewwo! - -Entew :33 Cassio. - -How now, x3 Cassio! ->_< CASSIO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -^-^ IAGO. OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> is fall'n x3 into >w< an epiwepsy. -This >_> is :33 his second :33 fit; ^.^ he xDD had one yesterday. ->_< CASSIO. >_< Wub ^.^ him about x3 the temples. -^-^ IAGO. :3 Nyo, >_< fowbeaw; -uWu The x3 wethawgy ^w^ must uWu have :33 his :33 quiet course. -;;w;; If >_> nyot, ^.^ he ÚwÚ foams uWu at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ->w< Bweaks x3 out to x3 savage >w< madnyess. x3 Wook, ^.^ he UwU stiws. -Do xDD you >_< withdwaw >_> youwsewf :3 a xDD wittwe while, ->w< He xDD wiww OwO wecuvw stwaight. x3 When ^.^ he >_> is >w< gonye, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd on great ;;w;; occasion speak with OwO you. uWu Exit :33 Cassio. -How >_> is :33 it, x3 genyewaw? :3 Have xDD you nyot ÚwÚ huwt x3 youw head? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Dost xDD thou ÚwÚ mock me? -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ÚwÚ mock you? :3 Nyo, ^.^ by UwU heaven. -Wouwd xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU beaw x3 youw :3 fowtunye ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; man! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ A ^.^ hownyed :33 man's :3 a monstew ÚwÚ and :3 a beast. -^-^ IAGO. >_> Thewe's UwU many :3 a beast xDD then uWu in :3 a uWu popuwous city, -xDD And UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ civiw ^.^ monstew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Did ^.^ he x3 confess :33 it? -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ Good ^w^ siw, be :3 a xDD man; -^w^ Think every ÚwÚ beawded fewwow ^w^ that's >_> but :33 yoked -^-^ May dwaw with OwO you. >_> Thewe's millions nyow ^.^ awive -:33 That xDD nyightwy >_< wie uWu in UwU those unproper beds ->_< Which ;;w;; they dawe >_< sweaw xDD pecuwiaw. uWu Youw case >_> is ^-^ bettew. ->_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the x3 spite of >_> heww, x3 the fiend's UwU awch-mock, -;;w;; To >_< wip :3 a >_< wanton uWu in :3 a ^.^ secuwe couch, -xDD And to ^.^ suppose her >_> chaste! :3 Nyo, wet ;;w;; me knyow, -xDD And x3 knyowing >_> what UwU I am, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what ^.^ she UwU shaww >w< be. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, xDD thou awt OwO wise; UwU 'tis cewtain. -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Stand xDD you ^-^ awhiwe >_< apawt, -uWu Confinye >_> youwsewf >_> but uWu in :3 a patient list. -Whilst xDD you :3 wewe OwO hewe xDD o'ewwhewmed with x3 youw :33 gwief- -^-^ A passion UwU most uWu unsuiting xDD such :3 a >_> man- -OwO Cassio ^-^ came hithew. UwU I >w< shifted ^.^ him away, -xDD And laid ÚwÚ good OwO 'scuse ;;w;; upon x3 youw x3 ecstasy; -^-^ Bade ^.^ him :3 anyon ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and OwO hewe speak with ;;w;; me -uWu The which ^.^ he :3 pwomised. Do >_> but encave >_> youwsewf -xDD And mark x3 the fleers, x3 the ;;w;; gibes, ÚwÚ and OwO nyotabwe scowns, -:33 That dwell uWu in every wegion of :33 his face; -For UwU I xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him tell x3 the xDD tawe anew, -UwU Whewe, how, >w< how :3 oft, >w< how ^-^ wong >_> ago, ÚwÚ and when ->w< He hath ÚwÚ and >_> is again to cope x3 youw x3 wife. -UwU I say, >_> but mark :33 his gestuwe. OwO Mawwy, patience, -:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww >_> say xDD you OwO awe aww uWu in aww uWu in >w< spween, -xDD And >_< nyothing of :3 a man. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, ^-^ Iago? -UwU I xDD wiww be >_> found UwU most x3 cunnying uWu in x3 my >_> patience; -OwO But ;;w;; (dost xDD thou ^.^ heaw?) UwU most ^-^ bwoody. -^-^ IAGO. >w< That's nyot >_< amiss; -OwO But yet >_< keep time uWu in all. Will xDD you withdraw? -Othewwo ^-^ wetiwes. -Now xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; question OwO Cassio of ^-^ Bianca, -^-^ A :3 housewife :3 that ^.^ by ^-^ sewwing her desiwes -xDD Buys herself ^.^ bwead ÚwÚ and >_< cwothes. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a creature -:33 That x3 dotes on ^-^ Cassio, >_< as UwU 'tis x3 the uWu stwumpet's pwague -;;w;; To beguile UwU many ÚwÚ and be beguiwed ^.^ by onye. -^-^ He, when ^.^ he x3 heaws of hew, ;;w;; cannyot wefwain -Fwom x3 the ^.^ excess of uWu waughtew. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. - -^.^ We-entew :33 Cassio. - -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU shaww :33 smiwe, Othewwo UwU shaww OwO go >w< mad; -xDD And :33 his ^w^ unbookish ^.^ jeawousy ^w^ must construe -OwO Poow uWu Cassio's >_> smiwes, UwU gestuwes, ÚwÚ and >w< wight x3 behaviow ->_< Quite uWu in x3 the wrong. How UwU do xDD you now, wieutenyant? ->_< CASSIO. uWu The >_> wowsew :3 that xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the >w< addition ->_< Whose ^.^ want even :33 kiwws x3 me. -^-^ IAGO. uWu Pwy Desdemona weww, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe >_< suwe ^.^ on't. ->_> Nyow, >_> if ÚwÚ this >_> suit uWu way uWu in xDD Bianco's x3 powew, -How quickly >_> shouwd xDD you uWu speed! ->_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Awas, poor caitiff! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Wook, >w< how ^.^ he ^-^ waughs awweady! -^-^ IAGO. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew :3 a OwO woman wuv x3 man :3 so. ->_< CASSIO. ÚwÚ Awas, poor UwU wogue! UwU I >_< think, ^w^ i'faith, ^.^ she loves x3 me. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Now ^.^ he denyies >w< it ^w^ faintwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughs >w< it OwO out. -^-^ IAGO. Do xDD you heaw, ^w^ Cassio? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Now ^.^ he importunes ^.^ him -;;w;; To tell >w< it >_< o'ew. Go >w< to; weww said, weww UwU said. -^-^ IAGO. :33 She ;;w;; gives >w< it x3 out :3 that xDD you UwU shaww marry her. -Do xDD you intend :33 it? ->_< CASSIO. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Do xDD you :3 twiumph, uWu Woman? Do xDD you >w< twiumph? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I marry >_> hew! What? ^-^ A customer! UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU beaw x3 some xDD chawity -to x3 my >_> wit; UwU do nyot think >w< it UwU so unwhowesome. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. So, >_> so, >_> so, :3 so. ^-^ They laugh :3 that :33 win. -^-^ IAGO. Faith, x3 the cwy xDD goes :3 that xDD you UwU shaww marry her. ->_< CASSIO. Prithee, >_> say true. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a xDD vewy viwwain ewse. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Have xDD you scored me? ^-^ Weww. ->_< CASSIO. This >_> is x3 the UwU monkey's UwU own ^.^ giving OwO out. :33 She >_> is >w< pewsuaded UwU I -xDD wiww marry hew, x3 out of her UwU own wuv ÚwÚ and flattery, nyot x3 out of x3 my -pwomise. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Iago ^-^ beckons OwO me; nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ begins x3 the ;;w;; stowy. ->_< CASSIO. :33 She UwU was OwO hewe even >_< nyow; ^.^ she haunts ;;w;; me uWu in every ;;w;; pwace. UwU I UwU was -x3 the othew day :33 tawking on x3 the sea ^.^ bank with xDD cewtain >_< Venyetians, ÚwÚ and -uWu thithew x3 comes x3 the :33 baubwe, x3 and, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ^.^ she ^w^ fawws ;;w;; me OwO thus -about x3 my uWu nyeck- -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Cwying, "O uWu deaw uWu Cassio!" >_< as >w< it were; :33 his uWu gestuwe imports -:3 it. ->_< CASSIO. ^w^ So uWu hangs ÚwÚ and wowws ÚwÚ and ^.^ weeps ;;w;; upon OwO me; UwU so hawes ÚwÚ and ^w^ puwws -x3 me. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Now ^.^ he uWu tewws >w< how ^.^ she ^w^ pwucked ^.^ him to x3 my ^.^ chambew. >_< O, UwU I >_> see -:3 that x3 nyose of >_< youws, >_> but nyot :3 that dog UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ thwow >w< it ;;w;; to. ->_< CASSIO. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must OwO weave her UwU company. -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Befowe me! wook :3 whewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. ->_< CASSIO. 'Tis xDD such anyothew ^.^ fitchew! marry, :3 a perfumed onye. - -Entew ÚwÚ Bianca. - ->_> What UwU do xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> haunting of me? -xDD BIANCA. Let x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 dam >_> haunt you! >_> What uWu did xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by -:3 that same handkerchief xDD you uWu gave ;;w;; me even ^.^ nyow? UwU I UwU was :3 a OwO finye >w< foow to -OwO take :3 it. UwU I ^w^ must OwO take x3 out x3 the wowk? ^-^ A ÚwÚ wikewy ^.^ piece of ^.^ wowk :3 that -xDD you >_> shouwd find >w< it uWu in x3 youw x3 chambew ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ knyow who left >w< it -thewe! This >_> is x3 some minx's token, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must OwO take x3 out x3 the wowk? -There, UwU give >w< it x3 youw ^.^ hobbyhowse. UwU Whewesoevew xDD you xDD had :33 it, I'll OwO take -x3 out nyo ^.^ wowk ^.^ on't. ->_< CASSIO. How now, x3 my x3 sweet >_< Bianca! >w< how >_< nyow! >w< how >_< nyow! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, :3 that >_> shouwd be x3 my x3 handkewchief! -xDD BIANCA. ^-^ An you'ww come to OwO suppew tonyight, xDD you ;;w;; may; >w< an xDD you xDD wiww >_> nyot, -come when xDD you OwO awe :3 nyext ^w^ pwepawed ;;w;; fow. ÚwÚ Exit. -^-^ IAGO. >w< Aftew hew, ÚwÚ aftew her. ->_< CASSIO. Faith, UwU I :3 must; ^.^ she'ww waiw :33 i' x3 the :3 stweet ewse. -^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you UwU sup OwO thewe? ->_< CASSIO. Faith, UwU I intend :3 so. -^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, UwU I OwO may chance to >_> see UwU you, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD vewy >_> fain speak -with OwO you. ->_< CASSIO. Prithee, >_< come; xDD wiww you? -^-^ IAGO. Go >w< to; >_> say nyo more. uWu Exit :33 Cassio. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. [Advancing.] How UwU shaww UwU I muwthew :3 him, ^-^ Iago? -^-^ IAGO. Did xDD you >_> pewceive >w< how ^.^ he laughed uWu at :33 his x3 vice? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O >_> Iago! -^-^ IAGO. xDD And uWu did xDD you >_> see x3 the >w< handkewchief? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Was :3 that mine? -^-^ IAGO. OwO Youws, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< hand. xDD And to >_> see >w< how ^.^ he >_< pwizes x3 the >_< foowish -OwO woman x3 youw wife! :33 She uWu gave >w< it :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he hath UwU given >w< it :33 his ^-^ whowe. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ him >w< nyinye years akiwwing. ^-^ A OwO finye OwO woman! :3 a >w< faiw -OwO woman! :3 a x3 sweet OwO woman! -^-^ IAGO. Nyay, xDD you ^w^ must x3 fowget x3 that. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, wet her UwU wot, ÚwÚ and xDD pewish, ÚwÚ and be uWu damnyed tonyight, fow -^.^ she UwU shaww nyot wive. :3 Nyo, x3 my >_< heawt >_> is turned to stonye; UwU I strike :33 it, -ÚwÚ and >w< it OwO huwts x3 my >w< hand. >_< O, x3 the wowwd hath nyot :3 a ^w^ sweetew xDD cweatuwe. -:33 She ^w^ might >_< wie ^.^ by >w< an emperor's side, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command ^.^ him :33 tasks. -^-^ IAGO. Nyay, ^w^ that's nyot x3 youw >_> way. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Hang >_> hew! UwU I UwU do >_> but >_> say >_> what ^.^ she >w< is. ^w^ So xDD dewicate with her -nyeedwe, >w< an uWu admiwabwe x3 musician. >_< O, ^.^ she xDD wiww ^.^ sing x3 the >_< savagenyess -x3 out of :3 a bear. Of UwU so xDD high ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwenteous wit ÚwÚ and >_< invention- -^-^ IAGO. >_> She's x3 the xDD wowse fow aww UwU this. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :3 a ;;w;; thousand, :3 a thousand times. xDD And >w< then, of UwU so ^-^ gentwe :3 a -uWu condition! -^-^ IAGO. Ay, ^w^ too uWu gentwe. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, ^w^ that's cewtain. OwO But yet x3 the pity of :33 it, >_> Iago! -x3 O >w< Iago, x3 the pity of :33 it, >_> Iago! -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe UwU so fond uvw her iniquity, UwU give her OwO patent to -xDD offend, for, >_> if >w< it :33 touch nyot UwU you, >w< it x3 comes nyeaw nyobody. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD wiww chop her x3 into messes. >_> Cuckowd me! -^-^ IAGO. >_< O, UwU 'tis fouw uWu in her. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With >_< minye officew! -^-^ IAGO. >w< That's ^w^ fouwew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Get ;;w;; me x3 some uWu poison, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. I'll nyot OwO expostuwate -with hew, xDD west her >w< body ÚwÚ and beauty unprovide x3 my ^-^ mind ;;w;; again. This -night, >w< Iago. -^-^ IAGO. Do >w< it nyot with uWu poison, strangle her uWu in her ^.^ bed, even x3 the x3 bed -^.^ she hath OwO contaminyated. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Good, UwU good, x3 the justice of >w< it UwU pweases, xDD vewy UwU good. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And fow ^-^ Cassio, wet ;;w;; me be :33 his undewtakew. >_> You UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe -^.^ by midnight. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Excewwent UwU good. :3 [A ÚwÚ twumpet :33 within.] >_> What ÚwÚ twumpet >_> is :3 that ->w< same? -^-^ IAGO. xDD Something from >_> Venyice, >_> suwe. 'Tis >_< Wodovico -:3 Come from x3 the uWu Duke. ^.^ And, >_> see x3 youw >w< wife >_> is with ^.^ him. - -Entew :33 Wodovico, >w< Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -WODOVICO. ^w^ God :3 save x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy general! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, sir. -WODOVICO. uWu The >w< Duke ÚwÚ and Senators of :33 Venyice x3 gweet OwO you. ->w< Gives ^.^ him :3 a >_> wettew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I :3 kiss x3 the UwU instwument of uWu theiw xDD pweasuwes. -:33 Opens x3 the letter, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weads. -x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD And UwU what's x3 the news, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin Wodovico? -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy uWu gwad to >_> see UwU you, ^.^ signyiow; -Welcome to :3 Cypwus. -WODOVICO. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. How does Wieutenyant ^w^ Cassio? -^-^ IAGO. Wives, sir. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Cousin, there's fall'n ^-^ between ^.^ him ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; wowd -^-^ An :3 unkind :3 bweech; >_> but xDD you UwU shaww >_< make aww well. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_< suwe of ^-^ that? -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. [Reads.] ;;w;; "This fail xDD you nyot to UwU do, >_< as xDD you :33 wiww-" -WODOVICO. >w< He uWu did nyot call; uWu he's >w< busy uWu in x3 the ^.^ papew. -Is there OwO division 'twixt x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassio? -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ A UwU most xDD unhappy onye. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do much -;;w;; To OwO atonye ÚwÚ them, fow x3 the wuv UwU I UwU beaw to :33 Cassio. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Fiwe ÚwÚ and bwimstonye! -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe xDD you :33 wise? -x3 DESDEMONyA. What, >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ angwy? -WODOVICO. ^-^ May be x3 the >_> wettew ^-^ muvd him; -For, >_< as UwU I >_< think, ;;w;; they UwU do ÚwÚ command ^.^ him ^.^ home, -^-^ Deputing OwO Cassio uWu in :33 his >_< guvwnment. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ on't. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Indeed! -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see xDD you >_> mad. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Why, x3 sweet ^-^ Othewwo? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Deviw! Strikes her. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have nyot deserved UwU this. -WODOVICO. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ wouwd nyot be :33 bewieved uWu in >_> Venyice, -;;w;; Though UwU I >_> shouwd >_< sweaw UwU I ^w^ saw't. 'Tis xDD vewy :33 much. -^-^ Make her amends; ^.^ she ^-^ weeps. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O deviw, devil! -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the ^.^ eawth couwd ;;w;; teem with xDD woman's ^-^ teaws, -x3 Each >_< dwop ^.^ she ^w^ fawws ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv :3 a >w< cwocodiwe. -UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! -x3 DESDEMONyA. [Going.] UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD stay to ^-^ offend OwO you. -WODOVICO. ^-^ Twuwy, >w< an obedient >_> wady. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw lordship, caww her back. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Mistwess! -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with hew, UwU siw? -WODOVICO. UwU Who, I, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ wish :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make her x3 tuwn. -UwU Siw, ^.^ she ^.^ can turn ÚwÚ and tuwn, ÚwÚ and yet OwO go ;;w;; on, -xDD And turn again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ can >_> weep, ^w^ siw, ^.^ weep; -xDD And ^w^ she's obedient, >_< as xDD you say, obedient, -Very xDD obedient. ÚwÚ Pwoceed xDD you uWu in x3 youw >w< teaws. -^w^ Concewnying uWu this, >_< siw- x3 O :33 weww-painted xDD passion!- -UwU I ^w^ am :3 commanded >_> home. >_< Get xDD you :3 away; -I'll >_> send fow xDD you x3 anyon. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU obey x3 the :3 mandate, -xDD And xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to >_< Venyice. Hence, avaunt! -uWu Exit Desdemonya. -OwO Cassio UwU shaww uWu have x3 my ;;w;; pwace. ^.^ And, ^w^ siw, tonyight, -UwU I UwU do entweat :3 that ^.^ we OwO may UwU sup together. ->_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ siw, to :3 Cypwus. ;;w;; Goats ÚwÚ and >w< monkeys! -ÚwÚ Exit. -WODOVICO. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the x3 nyobwe Moor ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw full :33 Senyate -;;w;; Caww aww uWu in aww :33 sufficient? This x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe -;;w;; Whom passion couwd nyot OwO shake? x3 whose ;;w;; sowid viwtue -uWu The UwU shot of :33 accident nor ^.^ dawt of chance -Could :3 nyeithew uWu gwaze nor ^.^ piewce? -^-^ IAGO. >w< He >_> is much uWu changed. -WODOVICO. ^w^ Awe :33 his :33 wits :3 safe? Is ^.^ he nyot >w< wight of bwain? -^-^ IAGO. He's :3 that ^.^ he >w< is. UwU I OwO may nyot ;;w;; bweathe x3 my UwU censuwe ->_> What ^.^ he ^w^ might x3 be: >_> if >_> what ^.^ he ^w^ might ^.^ he >_> is >_> nyot, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd to heaven ^.^ he were! -WODOVICO. What, strike :33 his wife! -^-^ IAGO. Faith, :3 that UwU was nyot UwU so well; yet ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew -:33 That ^w^ stwoke ^.^ wouwd ^-^ pwuv x3 the x3 wowst! -WODOVICO. Is >w< it :33 his >_< use? -:33 Ow uWu did x3 the x3 wettews ^.^ wowk ;;w;; upon :33 his bwood, -xDD And x3 nyew >w< cweate ÚwÚ this xDD fauwt? -^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! -^.^ It >_> is nyot honesty uWu in ;;w;; me to speak ->_> What UwU I uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ and knyown. >_> You UwU shaww uWu obsewve :3 him, -xDD And :33 his UwU own ;;w;; couwses xDD wiww :3 denyote ^.^ him UwU so -:33 That UwU I OwO may :3 save x3 my :33 speech. Do >_> but OwO go after, -xDD And mark >w< how ^.^ he x3 continyues. -WODOVICO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that UwU I ^w^ am deceived uWu in ^.^ him. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew Othewwo ÚwÚ and Emilia. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> You uWu have :3 seen uWu nyothing, ^w^ then? -EMILIA. x3 Nyow OwO evew ^-^ heawd, nor OwO evew uWu did OwO suspect. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Yes, xDD you uWu have :3 seen OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and ^.^ she together. -EMILIA. OwO But xDD then UwU I saw nyo >w< hawm, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I heard -x3 Each syllable :3 that UwU bweath UwU made x3 up ^-^ between OwO them. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What, uWu did ;;w;; they >_< nyevew :3 whispew? -EMILIA. Nyevew, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Nyow >_> send xDD you x3 out ^.^ o' x3 the >w< way? -EMILIA. UwU Nyevew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; To :3 fetch her ;;w;; fan, her gloves, her OwO mask, nor nyothing? -EMILIA. Nyevew, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's x3 stwange. -EMILIA. UwU I ^w^ duwst, x3 my uWu wowd, to wagew ^.^ she >_> is OwO honyest, -Way down x3 my :3 souw uWu at >_< stake. ;;w;; If xDD you think ÚwÚ othew, -:33 Wemuv x3 youw thought; >w< it xDD doth abuse x3 youw ÚwÚ bosom. -;;w;; If xDD any uWu wwetch uWu have put ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 youw head, -Let heaven :3 wequite >w< it with x3 the serpent's ^.^ cuwse! -For >_> if ^.^ she be nyot OwO honyest, chaste, ÚwÚ and ^-^ twue, ->_> Thewe's nyo x3 man happy; x3 the puwest of uWu theiw ;;w;; wives -Is fouw >_< as uWu swandew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Bid her come hithew; ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit Emilia. -:33 She ;;w;; says >_< enyough; yet ^w^ she's :3 a :33 simpwe ;;w;; bawd -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot >_> say >_< as :33 much. This >_> is :3 a >_> subtwe ^-^ whowe, -^-^ A cwoset OwO wock ÚwÚ and OwO key of ÚwÚ viwwainyous secrets. -xDD And yet ^.^ she'ww ^w^ knyeew ÚwÚ and ^w^ pway; UwU I uWu have :3 seen her >_< do't. - -Entew Desdemona with Emilia. - -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My uWu wowd, >_> what >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Pway, UwU chuck, come hithew. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw pweasuwe? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw eyes; -Wook uWu in x3 my ;;w;; face. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> What howwibwe ÚwÚ fancy's :3 this? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 [To Emiwia.] ;;w;; Some of x3 youw UwU function, ^-^ mistwess, -Weave procreants awonye ÚwÚ and shut x3 the door; -Cough, ow cwy "hem," >_> if anybody x3 come. -uWu Youw mystewy, x3 youw mystewy; x3 nyay, dispatch. uWu Exit Emilia. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_> Upon x3 my uWu knyees, >_> what xDD doth x3 youw ÚwÚ speech impowt? -UwU I understand :3 a UwU fuwy uWu in x3 youw wowds, -OwO But nyot x3 the ÚwÚ wowds. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >_> what awt thou? -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Youw :3 wife, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 youw true ÚwÚ and loyal x3 wife. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ Come, >_< sweaw :33 it, damn xDD thysewf; -Lest, ^.^ being ^.^ wike one of ^.^ heaven, x3 the xDD deviws x3 themsewves -Should feaw to x3 seize thee. Therefore be doubwe-damn'd; -Swear xDD thou awt honest. -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Heaven xDD doth :33 twuwy ^.^ knyow :3 it. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Heaven :33 twuwy xDD knyows :3 that xDD thou awt UwU fawse >_< as uWu heww. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; To :33 whom, x3 my xDD wowd? with >w< whom? >w< how ^w^ am UwU I false? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O Desdemona! >_> Away! away! away! -x3 DESDEMONyA. Awas x3 the x3 heavy ^.^ day! Why UwU do xDD you ^w^ weep? -^w^ Am UwU I x3 the motive of these ^-^ teaws, x3 my xDD wowd? -;;w;; If haply xDD you x3 my >w< fathew UwU do >_> suspect -^-^ An UwU instwument of ÚwÚ this x3 youw x3 cawwing back, -Way nyot x3 youw uWu bwame on x3 me. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu have wost :3 him, -Why, UwU I uWu have wost ^.^ him UwU too. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Had >w< it ^w^ pweased heaven -;;w;; To >_> twy ;;w;; me with ^-^ affwiction, xDD had ;;w;; they ^w^ wain'd -All >_> kinds of x3 sowes ÚwÚ and UwU shames on x3 my OwO bawe head, -ÚwÚ Steep'd ;;w;; me uWu in uWu puvwty to x3 the xDD vewy :3 wips, -Given to :33 captivity ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my utmost hopes, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found uWu in x3 some :33 pwace of x3 my :3 souw -^-^ A >_< dwop of >_> patience; but, :3 awas, to >_< make ;;w;; me -^-^ A xDD fixed xDD figuwe fow x3 the time of ^w^ scown -;;w;; To :33 point :33 his slow xDD unmoving finger >_> at! -ÚwÚ Yet couwd UwU I UwU beaw :3 that :3 too, weww, xDD vewy well; -OwO But thewe, :3 whewe UwU I uWu have ^-^ gawnyew'd x3 up x3 my uWu heawt, -Whewe xDD eithew UwU I ^w^ must ^w^ wive ow UwU beaw nyo :33 wife; -uWu The ^w^ fountain from x3 the which x3 my :3 cuwwent ^.^ wuns, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ dwies xDD up; to be ^.^ discawded >_< thence! -:33 Ow >_< keep >w< it >_< as :3 a ;;w;; cistewn fow fouw toads -;;w;; To >_< knyot ÚwÚ and >_> gendew :3 in! Tuwn >w< thy >_< compwexion thewe, ->w< Patience, xDD thou xDD young ÚwÚ and rose-lipp'd UwU chewubin, -Ay, thewe, wook gwim >_< as >_< heww! -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I UwU hope x3 my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd :33 esteems ;;w;; me honest. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, :33 ay, >_< as ^-^ summew fwies OwO awe uWu in x3 the xDD shambwes, -:33 That ^w^ quicken even with ^-^ bwowing. x3 O xDD thou OwO weed, -Who awt UwU so lovely >w< faiw ÚwÚ and smell'st UwU so x3 sweet -:33 That x3 the sense OwO aches uWu at ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst ^w^ nye'ew :33 been uWu bown! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what ÚwÚ ignyowant x3 sin uWu have UwU I ^.^ committed? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Was ÚwÚ this >w< faiw paper, ÚwÚ this UwU most xDD goodwy ^-^ book, -Made to >w< wwite "whore" >_> upon? >_> What ^.^ committed? -Committed? x3 O xDD thou public ^w^ commonyew! -UwU I >_> shouwd >_< make xDD vewy OwO fowges of x3 my cheeks, -:33 That ^.^ wouwd to cinders buwn x3 up OwO modesty, -Did UwU I >_> but speak >w< thy >_> deeds. >_> What OwO committed! -uWu Heaven xDD stops x3 the x3 nyose uWu at :33 it, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; moon ;;w;; winks; -uWu The ^w^ bawdy ;;w;; wind, :3 that ^-^ kisses aww >w< it meets, -Is UwU hush'd within x3 the OwO howwow >_< minye of earth, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot hear :3 it. >_> What ^.^ committed? -:33 Impudent stwumpet! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wrong. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe nyot xDD you :3 a >w< stwumpet? -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_> Chwistian. -;;w;; If to pwesewve ÚwÚ this vessel fow x3 my ;;w;; wowd -Fwom xDD any othew fouw unwawfuw :33 touch -^w^ Be nyot to be :3 a ^w^ stwumpet, UwU I ^w^ am none. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What, nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whowe? -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, >_< as UwU I UwU shaww be saved. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ Is't possible? -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, heaven :33 fowgive ÚwÚ us! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I cwy xDD you xDD mewcy :33 then; -UwU I >_> took xDD you fow :3 that x3 cunnying whore of :33 Venyice -:33 That mawwied with OwO Othewwo. [Waises :33 his :33 voice.] >_< You, ^-^ mistwess, -:33 That uWu have x3 the ^.^ office opposite to Saint Petew, -xDD And >_< keep x3 the uWu gate of >_< heww! - -^.^ We-entew Emilia. - ->_< You, UwU you, :33 ay, you! -We uWu have donye UwU ouw UwU couwse; there's monyey fow x3 youw OwO pains. -UwU I pray UwU you, turn x3 the >_> key, ÚwÚ and >_< keep UwU ouw :3 counsew. ÚwÚ Exit. -EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what does ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman conceive? -How UwU do UwU you, :33 madam? How UwU do UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good x3 wady? -x3 DESDEMONyA. Faith, half asleep. -EMILIA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, UwU what's x3 the ;;w;; mattew with x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 DESDEMONyA. With >_> who? -EMILIA. Why, with x3 my uWu wowd, UwU madam. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Who >_> is >w< thy xDD wowd? -EMILIA. >w< He :3 that >_> is >_< youws, x3 sweet >_> wady. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have none. Do nyot tawk to uWu me, Emilia; -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> weep, nor answew uWu have UwU I >_< nyonye -OwO But >_> what >_> shouwd OwO go ^.^ by >_> watew. Prithee, :3 tonyight -Way on x3 my x3 bed x3 my ÚwÚ wedding ;;w;; sheets. OwO Wemembew, -xDD And caww >w< thy :33 husband hithew. -EMILIA. >_> Hewe's :3 a change ^w^ indeed! -ÚwÚ Exit. -x3 DESDEMONyA. 'Tis :3 meet UwU I >_> shouwd be used >_> so, xDD vewy ^.^ meet. -How uWu have UwU I :33 been behaved, :3 that ^.^ he ^w^ might OwO stick -uWu The smaww'st opinyion on x3 my least misuse? - -^.^ We-entew Emilia with >w< Iago. - -^-^ IAGO. >_> What >_> is x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, :33 madam? How :3 is't with you? -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell. >w< Those :3 that UwU do >_< teach xDD young babes -Do >w< it with ^-^ gentwe means ÚwÚ and ^w^ easy :33 tasks. ->w< He ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; chid ;;w;; me >_> so, fow uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a chiwd to >_< chiding. -^-^ IAGO. x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, x3 wady? -EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< Iago, x3 my ;;w;; wowd hath UwU so bewhowed hew, -Thrown xDD such ;;w;; despite ÚwÚ and x3 heavy terms ;;w;; upon hew, -;;w;; As true heawts ;;w;; cannyot bear. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Am UwU I :3 that :33 nyame, ^-^ Iago? -^-^ IAGO. >_> What :33 nyame, >w< faiw x3 wady? -x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< Such >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; says x3 my ;;w;; wowd uWu did >_> say UwU I uWu was. -EMILIA. >w< He ^w^ caww'd her uWu whowe; :3 a beggar uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ dwink -Could nyot uWu have laid xDD such terms ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 cawwet. -^-^ IAGO. Why uWu did ^.^ he so? -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I UwU do nyot know; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye xDD such. -^-^ IAGO. Do nyot >_> weep, UwU do nyot >_> weep. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! -EMILIA. >_< Hath ^.^ she fowsook UwU so UwU many x3 nyobwe matches, -:3 Hew >w< fathew ÚwÚ and her countwy ÚwÚ and her OwO fwiends, -;;w;; To be ^w^ caww'd ÚwÚ whowe? Wouwd >w< it nyot >_< make one ^w^ weep? -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my wwetched xDD fowtunye. -^-^ IAGO. Beshrew ^.^ him for't! -How x3 comes ÚwÚ this twick ;;w;; upon him? -x3 DESDEMONyA. Nyay, heaven xDD doth :33 knyow. -EMILIA. UwU I xDD wiww be uWu hang'd, >_> if x3 some xDD etewnyaw villain, -;;w;; Some >w< busy ÚwÚ and >_< insinyuating :33 wogue, -;;w;; Some >_< cogging, cozening :33 swave, to get x3 some office, -:3 Have nyot >w< devised ÚwÚ this >_> swandew; I'll be :33 hang'd ewse. -^-^ IAGO. OwO Fie, there >_> is nyo xDD such xDD man; >w< it >_> is >_> impossibwe. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; If xDD any xDD such there be, heaven UwU pawdon x3 him! -EMILIA. ^-^ A hawtew UwU pawdon x3 him! xDD And heww gnaw :33 his ^.^ bonyes! -Why >_> shouwd ^.^ he caww her ÚwÚ whowe? Who keeps her :3 company? ->_> What :3 pwace? >_> What >w< time? >_> What UwU fowm? >_> What likelihood? -uWu The Moor's :3 abused ^.^ by x3 some UwU most ÚwÚ viwwainyous ^-^ knyave, -;;w;; Some UwU base :3 nyotowious ^-^ knyave, x3 some ^.^ scuwvy UwU fewwow. -x3 O ^.^ heaven, :3 that xDD such companions thou'wdst ;;w;; unfowd, -xDD And put uWu in every xDD honyest uWu hand :3 a whip -;;w;; To lash x3 the ^-^ wascaws nyaked ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd -Even from x3 the uWu east to x3 the west! -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Speak within UwU doow. -EMILIA. >_< O, fie ;;w;; upon >w< them! ;;w;; Some xDD such squire ^.^ he UwU was -:33 That >_> tuwn'd x3 youw wit x3 the :3 seamy x3 side without, -xDD And UwU made xDD you to >_> suspect ;;w;; me with x3 the Moow. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You OwO awe :3 a foow; OwO go ;;w;; to. -x3 DESDEMONyA. x3 O ÚwÚ good >w< Iago, ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I UwU do to x3 win x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^w^ again? -^-^ Good fwiend, OwO go to :3 him, fow ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< wight of ^.^ heaven, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how UwU I wost ^.^ him. :3 Hewe UwU I kneel: -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew x3 my xDD wiww uWu did trespass uWu 'gainst :33 his wuv -^-^ Eithew uWu in uWu discouwse of xDD thought ow >w< actuaw OwO deed, -:33 Ow :3 that >_< minye ^w^ eyes, >_< minye ;;w;; eaws, ow xDD any sense, -Dewighted them uWu in xDD any othew ÚwÚ fowm, -:33 Ow :3 that UwU I UwU do nyot ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ and OwO evew ^-^ did, -xDD And OwO evew :33 wiww, ^w^ though ^.^ he UwU do ;;w;; shake ;;w;; me x3 off -;;w;; To beggarly divorcement, wuv ^.^ him ^-^ deawwy, -Comfort >w< fowsweaw me! Unkindness OwO may UwU do ÚwÚ much, -xDD And :33 his unkindnyess OwO may :3 defeat x3 my :3 wife, -OwO But >_< nyevew ^w^ taint x3 my love. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say "whowe." -^.^ It xDD doth abhow ;;w;; me nyow UwU I speak x3 the wowd; -;;w;; To UwU do x3 the ;;w;; act :3 that ^w^ might x3 the >w< addition eawn -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the OwO wowwd's :3 mass of vanyity couwd >_< make x3 me. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I pray UwU you, be content; UwU 'tis >_> but :33 his ;;w;; humow: -uWu The business of x3 the >w< state does ^.^ him :3 offense, -xDD And ^.^ he does UwU chide with OwO you. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe nyo other- -^-^ IAGO. 'Tis >_> but >_> so, UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. Twumpets x3 within. -Hawk, >w< how these instwuments ^.^ summon to x3 suppew! -uWu The xDD messengews of :33 Venyice xDD stay x3 the ^w^ meat. -Go x3 in, ÚwÚ and xDD weep x3 nyot; aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be well. -Exeunt Desdemona ÚwÚ and Emilia. - -Entew :3 Wodewigo. - -How now, ÚwÚ Wodewigo! ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I UwU do nyot find :3 that xDD thou deawest >_< justwy with x3 me. -^-^ IAGO. >_> What uWu in x3 the uWu contwawy? ->w< WODEWIGO. Evewy day xDD thou :33 daffest ;;w;; me with x3 some >_< device, >w< Iago; ÚwÚ and -UwU wathew, >_< as >w< it ;;w;; seems to ;;w;; me now, x3 keepest from ;;w;; me aww UwU convenyiency -than OwO suppwiest ;;w;; me with x3 the least ^w^ advantage of ^-^ hope. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ indeed -nyo longer OwO enduwe uWu it; nor ^w^ am UwU I yet >w< pewsuaded to put x3 up uWu in uWu peace ->_> what xDD awweady UwU I uWu have ;;w;; foowishwy suffered. -^-^ IAGO. Will xDD you hear uWu me, ^.^ Wodewigo? ->w< WODEWIGO. Faith, UwU I uWu have heard ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, fow x3 youw wowds ÚwÚ and -;;w;; pewfowmances OwO awe nyo ^-^ kin together. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You :3 chawge ;;w;; me UwU most xDD unjustwy. ->w< WODEWIGO. With >_< nyought >_> but truth. UwU I uWu have wasted mysewf x3 out of x3 my -means. uWu The :3 jewews xDD you uWu have xDD had from ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ dewivew to Desdemona -^.^ wouwd half uWu have cowwupted :3 a ^w^ votawist. >_> You uWu have told ;;w;; me ^.^ she hath -uWu weceived them ÚwÚ and wetuwnyed ;;w;; me :3 expectations ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts of ^.^ sudden -wespect ÚwÚ and x3 acquaintance; >_> but UwU I find none. -^-^ IAGO. xDD Weww, OwO go ^.^ to, xDD vewy well. ->w< WODEWIGO. Very OwO weww! OwO go ÚwÚ to! UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO go ^.^ to, xDD man; nor UwU 'tis nyot xDD vewy -well. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis xDD vewy scuwvy, ÚwÚ and x3 begin to find -mysewf uWu fopped uWu in :3 it. -^-^ IAGO. Very well. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I tell xDD you UwU 'tis nyot xDD vewy well. UwU I xDD wiww >_< make mysewf ÚwÚ knyown -to Desdemonya. ;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; me x3 my jewews, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uvw -x3 my >_> suit ÚwÚ and wepent x3 my unwawfuw solicitation; >_> if >_> nyot, :33 assuwe ->_> youwsewf UwU I xDD wiww >_> seek >_< satisfaction of OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. >_> You uWu have uWu said now. ->w< WODEWIGO. Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu said >_< nyothing >_> but >_> what UwU I ^w^ pwotest :33 intendment of -doing. -^-^ IAGO. Why, nyow UwU I >_> see there's mettle uWu in ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and even from ÚwÚ this -x3 instant UwU do buiwd on uWu thee :3 a xDD bettew opinyion than OwO evew befowe. Give -;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :3 Wodewigo. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :33 taken OwO against ;;w;; me :3 a UwU most >w< just -;;w;; exception; >_> but ^w^ yet, UwU I protest, uWu have ^w^ deawt UwU most xDD diwectwy uWu in >w< thy -ÚwÚ affaiw. ->w< WODEWIGO. ^.^ It hath nyot OwO appeawed. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I gwant ÚwÚ indeed >w< it hath nyot xDD appeawed, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_> suspicion >_> is -nyot ^-^ without wit ÚwÚ and OwO judgement. But, Roderigo, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast :3 that -uWu in uWu thee :33 indeed, which UwU I uWu have :33 gweatew reason to ^-^ bewieve nyow than -ever, UwU I >_> mean xDD puwpose, couwage, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vawow, ÚwÚ this >w< nyight x3 show uWu it; >_> if -xDD thou x3 the :3 nyext >w< nyight fowwowing ^.^ enjoy nyot >w< Desdemonya, OwO take ;;w;; me from -ÚwÚ this wowwd with tweachewy ÚwÚ and >w< devise ^-^ enginyes fow x3 my life. ->w< WODEWIGO. xDD Weww, >_> what >_> is :33 it? Is >w< it within reason ÚwÚ and compass? -^-^ IAGO. UwU Siw, there >_> is ^-^ especiaw OwO commission come from :33 Venyice to ^.^ depute -OwO Cassio uWu in Othello's ;;w;; pwace. ->w< WODEWIGO. Is :3 that twue? Why xDD then Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona ^-^ wetuwn again -to >_< Venyice. -^-^ IAGO. >_< O, ^.^ nyo; ^.^ he xDD goes x3 into :33 Mauwitanyia, ÚwÚ and UwU takes OwO away with ^.^ him x3 the ->w< faiw >w< Desdemonya, ^w^ unwess :33 his >_< abode be wingewed OwO hewe ^.^ by x3 some -accident; wherein >_< nyonye ^.^ can be UwU so :33 detewminyate >_< as x3 the removing of -:33 Cassio. ->w< WODEWIGO. How UwU do xDD you mean, removing of him? -^-^ IAGO. Why, ^.^ by x3 making ^.^ him ^.^ uncapabwe of Othello's pwace; knocking x3 out -:33 his ^w^ bwains. ->w< WODEWIGO. xDD And :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; me to ^-^ do? -^-^ IAGO. Ay, >_> if xDD you dawe UwU do >_> youwsewf :3 a pwofit ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ wight. >w< He UwU sups -:3 tonyight with :3 a >w< hawwotwy, ÚwÚ and uWu thithew xDD wiww UwU I OwO go to ^.^ him. >w< He xDD knyows -nyot yet of :33 his ;;w;; honyowabwe xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; watch :33 his x3 going -thence, which :33 his xDD wiww fashion to faww x3 out ^-^ between >_< twewve ÚwÚ and -one, xDD you OwO may OwO take ^.^ him uWu at x3 youw pweasuwe; UwU I xDD wiww be nyeaw to second -x3 youw attempt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww faww ^-^ between >_> us. ^.^ Come, stand nyot -x3 amazed uWu at :33 it, >_> but OwO go :3 awong with OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you xDD such :3 a -;;w;; nyecessity uWu in :33 his :33 death :3 that xDD you UwU shaww think >_> youwsewf bound to put ->w< it on ^.^ him. ^.^ It >_> is nyow xDD high :33 suppew-time, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< nyight gwows to -:33 waste. About :3 it. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I xDD wiww hear further reason fow UwU this. -^-^ IAGO. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww be xDD satisfied. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -ÚwÚ Anyothew >_> woom uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. - -Entew :33 Othewwo, :33 Wodovico, >w< Desdemonya, uWu Emiwia, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. - -WODOVICO. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> twoubwe >_> youwsewf nyo fuwthew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< O, UwU pawdon OwO me; 'twill UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good to ^.^ wawk. -WODOVICO. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank x3 youw ladyship. -x3 DESDEMONyA. uWu Youw honyow >_> is UwU most x3 wewcome. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Will xDD you walk, UwU siw? ->w< O- uWu Desdemonya- -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_< Get xDD you to x3 bed on x3 the xDD instant; UwU I xDD wiww be wetuwnyed ->w< fowthwith. >_< Dismiss x3 youw x3 attendant uWu thewe; wook >w< it be ^-^ donye. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. -Exeunt :33 Othewwo, :33 Wodovico, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants. -EMILIA. How xDD goes >w< it ^.^ nyow? >w< He :33 wooks gentler than ^.^ he ^.^ did. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn UwU incontinyent. ->w< He hath :3 commanded ;;w;; me to OwO go to ^.^ bed, -xDD And ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me to dismiss OwO you. -EMILIA. >_< Dismiss me? -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^.^ It UwU was :33 his >w< bidding; OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ good uWu Emiwia, -Give ;;w;; me x3 my xDD nyightwy :33 weawing, ÚwÚ and ^w^ adieu. -We ^w^ must nyot nyow UwU dispwease ^.^ him. -EMILIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen x3 him! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ I. OwO My wuv xDD doth UwU so approve :3 him, -:33 That even :33 his >w< stubbownnyess, :33 his x3 checks, :33 his frowns- -Prithee, unpin me- uWu have xDD gwace ÚwÚ and x3 favow uWu in OwO them. -EMILIA. UwU I uWu have laid UwU those x3 sheets xDD you ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me on x3 the :3 bed. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Aww's onye. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, >w< how >_< foowish OwO awe UwU ouw ^w^ minds! -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^-^ die >w< befowe ÚwÚ thee, :33 pwithee shroud ;;w;; me -^w^ In one of UwU those same ;;w;; sheets. -EMILIA. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^-^ tawk. -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO My mothew xDD had :3 a >_< maid ^w^ caww'd Bawbawy; -:33 She UwU was uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ she xDD wuvd >_> pwuvd ^-^ mad -xDD And uWu did ^w^ fowsake her. :33 She xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ song of UwU "wiwwow"; -^-^ An ;;w;; owd ^.^ thing >_> 'twas, >_> but >w< it express'd her fowtunye, -xDD And ^.^ she >w< died >_< singing :3 it. :33 That ÚwÚ song :3 tonyight -Will nyot OwO go from x3 my xDD mind; UwU I uWu have much to UwU do -OwO But to OwO go ^w^ hang x3 my >_> head aww uWu at one x3 side -xDD And ^.^ sing >w< it ^.^ wike poor ^w^ Bawbawy. Prithee, dispatch. -EMILIA. Shall UwU I OwO go :3 fetch x3 youw :3 nyightgown? -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, unpin ;;w;; me hewe. -This >_< Wodovico >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew man. -EMILIA. ^-^ A xDD vewy handsome man. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He xDD speaks well. -EMILIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a uWu wady uWu in :33 Venyice ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 wawked barefoot to -UwU Pawestinye fow :3 a :33 touch of :33 his x3 nyethew ^.^ wip. -x3 DESDEMONyA. [Sings.] - -^.^ "The poor :3 souw sat ^-^ sighing ^.^ by :3 a :33 sycamowe tree, -:33 Sing aww :3 a green willow; -:3 Hew uWu hand on her x3 bosom, her >_> head on her OwO knyee, -:33 Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow. -uWu The >w< fwesh streams wan ^.^ by hew, ÚwÚ and UwU muwmuw'd her >w< moans, -:33 Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow; -:3 Hew ^-^ sawt tears UwU feww from hew, ÚwÚ and :33 soften'd x3 the >_< stonyes-" - -Way be :33 these- - -[Sings.] :3 "Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, wiwwow-" - -Prithee, hie ÚwÚ thee; he'ww come anon- -[Sings.] :3 "Sing aww :3 a green wiwwow ^w^ must be x3 my gawwand. -Let >w< nyobody uWu bwame him; :33 his ^w^ scown UwU I ^w^ appwuv-" - -Nyay, ^w^ that's nyot nyext. Hawk, who :3 is't :3 that knocks? -EMILIA. x3 It's x3 the ^.^ wind. -x3 DESDEMONyA. [Sings.] - -:3 "I ^w^ caww'd x3 my wuv UwU fawse love; >_> but >_> what uWu said ^.^ he ^w^ then? -:33 Sing :3 wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow. -;;w;; If UwU I court ^-^ moe UwU women, you'ww UwU couch with ^-^ moe uWu men-" - -^w^ So get uWu thee xDD gonye; ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. Mine eyes UwU do itch; -^-^ Doth :3 that :3 bode UwU weeping? -EMILIA. 'Tis :3 nyeithew OwO hewe nor :33 thewe. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said :3 so. >_< O, these men, these :3 men! -uWu Dost xDD thou uWu in >_> conscience x3 think- tell uWu me, Emiwia- -:33 That there be x3 women UwU do abuse uWu theiw ;;w;; husbands -^w^ In xDD such gwoss ^-^ kind? -EMILIA. >_> Thewe be x3 some xDD such, nyo x3 question. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Wouldst xDD thou UwU do xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed fow aww x3 the :33 wowwd? -EMILIA. Why, ^.^ wouwd nyot you? -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy wight! -EMILIA. x3 Nyow UwU I :3 nyeithew ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy >_> wight; UwU I ^w^ might do't >_< as weww -:33 i' x3 the OwO dawk. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Wouldst xDD thou UwU do xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed fow aww x3 the :33 wowwd? -EMILIA. uWu The OwO wowwd's :3 a >_> huge >_> thing; >w< it >_> is :3 a great pwice -For :3 a UwU smaww >w< vice. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^w^ In troth, UwU I think xDD thou wouldst not. -EMILIA. ^w^ In troth, UwU I think UwU I should, ÚwÚ and undo't when UwU I xDD had ^-^ donye. -OwO Mawwy, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing fow :3 a :33 joint-wing, nor fow -^-^ measuwes of wawn, nor fow uWu gowns, petticoats, nor caps, nor xDD any -petty ÚwÚ exhibition; but, fow x3 the whole world- >w< why, who ^.^ wouwd nyot ->_< make her :33 husband :3 a cuckold to >_< make ^.^ him :3 a >w< monyawch? UwU I >_> shouwd -venture ^w^ puwgatowy xDD fow't. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Beshrew uWu me, >_> if UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD such :3 a wrong -For x3 the whole wowwd. -EMILIA. Why, x3 the wrong >_> is >_> but :3 a wrong :33 i' x3 the wowwd; ÚwÚ and xDD having x3 the -wowwd fow x3 youw >_< wabow, UwU 'tis :3 a wrong uWu in x3 youw UwU own ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and xDD you -^w^ might quickly >_< make >w< it ÚwÚ wight. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I UwU do nyot think there >_> is xDD any xDD such uWu woman. -EMILIA. Yes, :3 a ^w^ dozen, ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU many to x3 the ;;w;; vantage >_< as ^.^ wouwd OwO stowe x3 the -wowwd ;;w;; they OwO pwayed ;;w;; fow. -OwO But UwU I UwU do think >w< it >_> is uWu theiw OwO husbands' :33 fauwts -;;w;; If ;;w;; wives UwU do uWu faww; >_> say :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ swack uWu theiw >_> duties -xDD And pouw UwU ouw :3 tweasuwes x3 into :33 foweign >_> waps, -:33 Ow >_> ewse bweak x3 out uWu in >_> peevish uWu jeawousies, -Throwing :3 westwaint ;;w;; upon us, ow >_> say ;;w;; they strike us, -:33 Ow :3 scant UwU ouw xDD fowmew xDD having uWu in ÚwÚ despite, -Why, ^.^ we uWu have gawws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ^.^ we uWu have x3 some gwace, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have ^.^ we x3 some revenge. Let ;;w;; husbands ^.^ knyow -^-^ Theiw ;;w;; wives uWu have sense ^.^ wike OwO them; ;;w;; they >_> see ÚwÚ and smell -xDD And uWu have uWu theiw uWu pawates both fow x3 sweet ÚwÚ and sour, -;;w;; As ;;w;; husbands :3 have. >_> What >_> is >w< it :3 that ;;w;; they UwU do -x3 When ;;w;; they change >_> us fow othews? Is >w< it ÚwÚ spowt? -UwU I think >w< it >w< is. xDD And xDD doth :3 affection breed :33 it? -UwU I think >w< it UwU doth. ^-^ Is't frailty :3 that OwO thus errs? -^.^ It >_> is UwU so UwU too. xDD And uWu have nyot ^.^ we >_> affections, -Desires fow sport, ÚwÚ and fwaiwty, >_< as ;;w;; men have? -UwU Then wet them use >_> us well; >_> ewse wet them knyow, -uWu The ills ^.^ we UwU do, uWu theiw ills instwuct >_> us :3 so. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. uWu Heaven ;;w;; me xDD such x3 uses send, -ÚwÚ Nyot to pick :33 bad from ÚwÚ bad, >_> but ^.^ by :33 bad mend! :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -:3 Cypwus. ^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew OwO Iago ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo: - -^-^ IAGO. Here, stand x3 behind ÚwÚ this uWu buwk; ^w^ stwaight xDD wiww ^.^ he x3 come. -:3 Weaw >w< thy ÚwÚ good rapier x3 bawe, ÚwÚ and put >w< it >_> home. -OwO Quick, :3 quick; feaw uWu nyothing; I'll be uWu at >w< thy :33 ewbow. -^.^ It x3 makes us, ow >w< it ;;w;; maws us; think on :3 that, -xDD And xDD fix UwU most >w< fiwm >w< thy wesowution. ->w< WODEWIGO. ^w^ Be nyeaw uWu at xDD hand; UwU I OwO may miscawwy ÚwÚ in't. -^-^ IAGO. Here, uWu at >w< thy uWu hand, be >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy ^.^ stand. -Wetiwes. ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I uWu have nyo great xDD devotion to x3 the ^.^ deed; -xDD And yet ^.^ he hath UwU given ;;w;; me x3 satisfying weasons. -'Tis >_> but :3 a x3 man ;;w;; gonye. Fowth, x3 my ^-^ swowd; ^.^ he OwO dies. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I uWu have rubb'd ÚwÚ this xDD young xDD quat almost to x3 the sense, -xDD And ^.^ he gwows >w< angwy. >_> Nyow, >w< whethew ^.^ he OwO kiww ^-^ Cassio, -:33 Ow OwO Cassio :3 him, ow >_< each UwU do OwO kiww x3 the ÚwÚ othew, -Evewy uWu way x3 makes x3 my ^w^ gain. Wive Roderigo, ->w< He ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; me to :3 a :3 westitution large -Of gowd ÚwÚ and :3 jewews :3 that UwU I >w< bobb'd from :3 him, -;;w;; As ^.^ gifts to :3 Desdemonya; -^.^ It ^w^ must nyot >w< be. ;;w;; If OwO Cassio UwU do >_< wemain, ->w< He hath :3 a x3 daiwy beauty uWu in :33 his >w< wife -:33 That x3 makes ;;w;; me xDD ugwy; ÚwÚ and >_< besides, x3 the Moor -^-^ May ^w^ unfowd ;;w;; me to him; there stand UwU I uWu in much ÚwÚ pewiw. -:3 Nyo, ^.^ he ^w^ must die. ^w^ Be't :3 so. UwU I hear ^.^ him :3 coming. - -Entew :33 Cassio. - ->w< WODEWIGO. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his gait; UwU 'tis he. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou >_> diest! -:3 Makes :3 a pass uWu at :33 Cassio. ->_< CASSIO. :33 That thwust xDD had :33 been >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy :33 indeed, -OwO But :3 that x3 my >_> coat >_> is xDD bettew than xDD thou know'st; -UwU I xDD wiww >_< make xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ thinye. uWu Dwaws, ÚwÚ and wounds :3 Wodewigo. ->w< WODEWIGO. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! -OwO Iago from x3 behind wounds OwO Cassio uWu in x3 the ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and ^.^ exit. ->_< CASSIO. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; maim'd OwO fowevew. Hewp, ho! Murther! Murther! -UwU Fawws. - -Entew OwO Othewwo. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu The uWu voice of x3 Cassio; OwO Iago keeps :33 his OwO wowd. ->w< WODEWIGO. >_< O, viwwain :3 that UwU I am! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is even :3 so. ->_< CASSIO. >_< O, hewp, ho! x3 Wight! ^-^ A >_> suwgeon! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis he. x3 O >_< bwave >w< Iago, xDD honyest ÚwÚ and >_< just, -:33 That x3 hast xDD such x3 nyobwe sense of >w< thy ^-^ fwiend's UwU wwong! -^.^ Thou >_> teachest x3 me. Minion, x3 youw uWu deaw wies >_< dead, -xDD And x3 youw x3 unbwest fate ^w^ hies. ^w^ Stwumpet, UwU I >w< come! -Fowth of x3 my >_< heawt UwU those ÚwÚ chawms, ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, OwO awe blotted; -x3 Thy x3 bed wust-stain'd UwU shaww with ^-^ wust's :3 bwood be ^.^ spotted. -ÚwÚ Exit. - -Entew >_< Wodovico ÚwÚ and Gratiano. - ->_< CASSIO. What, ho! No watch? No ^.^ passage? Murther! Murther! -GRATIANO. 'Tis x3 some ÚwÚ mischance; x3 the cwy >_> is xDD vewy direful. ->_< CASSIO. >_< O, :33 hewp! -WODOVICO. :33 Hawk! ->w< WODEWIGO. x3 O wwetched :33 viwwain! -WODOVICO. Two ow >w< thwee ^.^ gwoan; >w< it >_> is :3 a x3 heavy OwO nyight. -;;w;; These OwO may be x3 countewfeits; >_> wet's xDD think't ^w^ unsafe -;;w;; To come uWu in to x3 the cwy ^-^ without ^.^ mowe ;;w;; hewp. ->w< WODEWIGO. Nobody come? UwU Then UwU shaww UwU I bweed to death. -WODOVICO. :33 Hawk! - -^.^ We-entew >w< Iago, with :3 a light. - -GRATIANO. >_> Hewe's one x3 comes uWu in :33 his :33 shiwt, with >w< wight ÚwÚ and uWu weapons. -^-^ IAGO. Who's OwO thewe? >_< Whose noise >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that x3 cwies on >_< muwthew? -WODOVICO. We UwU do nyot :33 knyow. -^-^ IAGO. Did nyot xDD you hear :3 a >_> cwy? ->_< CASSIO. Here, here! fow heaven's ^w^ sake, OwO hewp me! -^-^ IAGO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -GRATIANO. This >_> is Othello's ^w^ ancient, >_< as UwU I OwO take :3 it. -WODOVICO. uWu The same :33 indeed; :3 a xDD vewy uWu vawiant UwU fewwow. -^-^ IAGO. >_> What OwO awe xDD you OwO hewe :3 that cwy UwU so UwU gwievouswy? ->_< CASSIO. ^-^ Iago? >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am spoil'd, ÚwÚ undonye ^.^ by viwwains! -Give ;;w;; me x3 some ;;w;; hewp. -^-^ IAGO. x3 O uWu me, UwU wieutenyant! >_> What x3 viwwains uWu have donye :3 this? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I think :3 that one of them >_> is >w< heweabout, -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >_< make xDD away. -^-^ IAGO. x3 O treacherous viwwains! -:33 [To >_< Wodovico ÚwÚ and :3 Gwatianyo.] >_> What OwO awe xDD you OwO thewe? -:3 Come uWu in ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 some ;;w;; hewp. ->w< WODEWIGO. >_< O, OwO hewp ;;w;; me here! ->_< CASSIO. >w< That's one of OwO them. -^-^ IAGO. x3 O ^w^ muwthewous x3 swave! x3 O :33 viwwain! -UwU Stabs :3 Wodewigo. ->w< WODEWIGO. x3 O damn'd >_> Iago! x3 O UwU inhuman dog! -^-^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; men :33 i' x3 the :33 dawk! Whewe be these bwoody UwU thieves? -How silent >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< town! Ho! Murther! Murther! ->_> What OwO may xDD you :3 be? ^w^ Awe xDD you of ÚwÚ good ow evil? -WODOVICO. ;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv us, praise >_> us. -^-^ IAGO. :33 Signyiow Wodovico? -WODOVICO. ^-^ He, sir. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I cwy xDD you mercy. >_> Hewe's OwO Cassio ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ by viwwains. -GRATIANO. ^w^ Cassio? -^-^ IAGO. How >w< is't, bwothew? ->_< CASSIO. OwO My >_< weg >_> is :3 cut uWu in UwU two. -^-^ IAGO. OwO Mawwy, heaven fowbid! -^-^ Wight, UwU gentwemen; I'll bind >w< it with x3 my UwU shiwt. - -Entew ÚwÚ Bianca. - -xDD BIANCA. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, ho? Who :3 is't :3 that >_> cwied? -^-^ IAGO. Who :3 is't :3 that >_> cwied? -xDD BIANCA. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw ^-^ Cassio, x3 my x3 sweet x3 Cassio! x3 O ^-^ Cassio, ^-^ Cassio, -x3 Cassio! -^-^ IAGO. x3 O OwO nyotabwe stwumpet! ^-^ Cassio, OwO may xDD you >_> suspect -Who ;;w;; they >_> shouwd be :3 that uWu have OwO thus OwO mangwed you? ->_< CASSIO. No. -GRATIANO. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy to find xDD you ^.^ thus; UwU I uWu have :33 been to >_> seek OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a >w< gawtew. ^w^ So. >_< O, fow :3 a xDD chaiw, -;;w;; To UwU beaw ^.^ him easily UwU hence! -xDD BIANCA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he ^-^ faints! x3 O ^-^ Cassio, ^-^ Cassio, x3 Cassio! -^-^ IAGO. ^.^ Gentwemen all, UwU I UwU do >_> suspect ÚwÚ this ^w^ twash -;;w;; To be :3 a party uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< injuwy. -;;w;; Patience awhiwe, ÚwÚ good :33 Cassio. ^.^ Come, >_< come; -uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a light. xDD Knyow ^.^ we ÚwÚ this OwO face ow no? -ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu deaw countwyman -^.^ Wodewigo? x3 Nyo- :3 yes, >_> suwe. x3 O :3 heaven! :3 Wodewigo. -GRATIANO. What, of Venyice? -^-^ IAGO. Even xDD he, sir. Did xDD you ^.^ knyow him? -GRATIANO. xDD Knyow x3 him! ^w^ ay. -^-^ IAGO. :33 Signyiow uWu Gwatianyo? UwU I cwy xDD you ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; pawdon; -;;w;; These bwoody accidents ^w^ must UwU excuse x3 my :3 mannyews, -:33 That UwU so neglected OwO you. -GRATIANO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see OwO you. -^-^ IAGO. How UwU do UwU you, ^w^ Cassio? >_< O, :3 a xDD chaiw, :3 a ^w^ chaiw! -GRATIANO. ÚwÚ Wodewigo! -^-^ IAGO. ^-^ He, xDD he, UwU 'tis he. :3 [A >w< chaiw ^.^ bwought ^.^ in.] >_< O, ^w^ that's weww said: -x3 the :3 chaiw. -;;w;; Some ÚwÚ good x3 man UwU beaw ^.^ him uWu cawefuwwy from OwO hence; -I'll :3 fetch x3 the general's surgeon. :33 [To OwO Bianca.] For UwU you, ^-^ mistwess, -:3 Save xDD you x3 youw ^w^ wabow. >w< He :3 that wies :3 swain UwU hewe, ^-^ Cassio, -Was x3 my uWu deaw fwiend; >_> what malice UwU was ^-^ between you? ->_< CASSIO. ^-^ Nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd; nor UwU do UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the man. -^-^ IAGO. :33 [To OwO Bianca.] What, wook xDD you pale? >_< O, UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 out ^.^ o' x3 the air. -OwO Cassio ÚwÚ and :33 Wodewigo OwO awe :3 bownye off. -OwO Stay UwU you, ÚwÚ good >_< gentwemen. Wook xDD you pawe, mistwess? -Do xDD you >_> pewceive x3 the gastness of her ÚwÚ eye? -Nyay, >_> if xDD you ^-^ stawe, ^.^ we UwU shaww hear ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. -ÚwÚ Behowd her well; UwU I pray UwU you, wook ;;w;; upon her. -Do xDD you see, :33 gentwemen? Nyay, ^.^ guiwtinyess xDD wiww :3 speak, -;;w;; Though tongues :3 wewe x3 out of ÚwÚ use. - -Entew Emilia. - -EMILIA. 'Was, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, OwO husband? -^-^ IAGO. OwO Cassio hath OwO hewe :33 been uWu set on uWu in x3 the dark -^-^ By Roderigo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fewwows :3 that OwO awe :33 'scaped; -He's almost x3 swain, ÚwÚ and :33 Wodewigo uWu dead. -EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good gentleman! :3 awas, ÚwÚ good x3 Cassio! -^-^ IAGO. This >_> is x3 the ^w^ fwuit of ^.^ whowing. Prithee, uWu Emiwia, -Go ^.^ knyow of OwO Cassio :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> supp'd tonight. -What, UwU do xDD you ;;w;; shake uWu at ^-^ that? -xDD BIANCA. >w< He >_> supp'd uWu at x3 my ^.^ house; >_> but UwU I >_< thewefowe ;;w;; shake not. -^-^ IAGO. >_< O, uWu did ^.^ he so? UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, OwO go with x3 me. -EMILIA. OwO Fie, fie ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, stwumpet! -xDD BIANCA. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ stwumpet, >_> but of >w< wife >_< as xDD honyest -;;w;; As xDD you :3 that OwO thus abuse x3 me. -EMILIA. ;;w;; As >_< I! :3 foh! fie ;;w;; upon uWu thee! -^-^ IAGO. Kind xDD gentwemen, >_> wet's OwO go >_> see poor OwO Cassio dress'd. -^.^ Come, ^-^ mistwess, xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ teww's anyothew ^-^ tawe. -uWu Emiwia, >w< wun xDD you to x3 the ^-^ citadew, -xDD And tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and uWu wady >_> what hath >_> happ'd! -Will xDD you OwO go ^-^ on? >_< [Aside.] This >_> is x3 the >w< nyight -:33 That xDD eithew x3 makes ;;w;; me ow ^-^ fowdoes ;;w;; me quite. :33 Exeunt. - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A x3 bedchambew uWu in x3 the >w< castwe. Desdemona uWu in x3 bed x3 asweep; :3 a >w< wight x3 buwnying. - -Entew OwO Othewwo. - -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the >_< cause, >w< it >_> is x3 the >_< cause, x3 my ^-^ souw. -Let ;;w;; me nyot xDD nyame >w< it to UwU you, xDD you >w< chaste UwU staws! -^.^ It >_> is x3 the OwO cause. ÚwÚ Yet I'll nyot x3 shed her bwood, -x3 Nyow ^-^ scaw :3 that whiter uWu skin of hews than >w< snyow -xDD And x3 smooth >_< as :3 monyumentaw awabastew. -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ she ^w^ must >_> die, >_> ewse ^.^ she'ww ÚwÚ betway ^.^ mowe ^.^ men. ->_> Put x3 out x3 the wight, ÚwÚ and xDD then put x3 out x3 the light. -;;w;; If UwU I quench ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou OwO fwaming minister, -UwU I ^.^ can again >w< thy xDD fowmew >w< wight ;;w;; westowe, -Should UwU I wepent OwO me; >_> but >_> once put x3 out >w< thy wight, -^.^ Thou ^.^ cunnying'st pattewn of :33 excewwing nyatuwe, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe >_> is :3 that xDD Pwomethean ^.^ heat -:33 That ^.^ can >w< thy >w< wight ^-^ wewume. x3 When UwU I uWu have ^w^ pwuck'd x3 the rose, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU give >w< it ;;w;; vitaw gwowth OwO again, -^.^ It ^w^ must >_< nyeeds xDD withew; I'll smell >w< it on x3 the :33 twee. xDD Kisses her. ->_< O, >_> bawmy :33 bweath, :3 that dost almost :33 pewsuade -Justice to bweak her swowd! x3 Onye >_> mowe, one mowe; -^w^ Be OwO thus when xDD thou awt >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And wuv uWu thee >w< aftew. x3 Onye >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 the last; -^w^ So x3 sweet UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so fatal. UwU I ^w^ must >_> weep, -OwO But ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU cwuew teaws; ÚwÚ this ^.^ sowwow's heavenwy, -^.^ It :33 stwikes :3 whewe >w< it xDD doth love. :33 She wakes. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Who's OwO thewe? ^-^ Othewwo? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, Desdemonya. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Will xDD you come to ^.^ bed, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Have xDD you pray'd tonyight, ^w^ Desdemonya? -x3 DESDEMONyA. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ bethink >_> youwsewf of xDD any crime -UwU Unweconciwed >_< as yet to heaven ÚwÚ and gwace, -x3 Sowicit fow >w< it stwaight. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what OwO may xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, UwU do :33 it, ÚwÚ and be bwief; UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk by. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO kiww >w< thy xDD unpwepawed >w< spiwit. -:3 Nyo, heaven forfend! UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO kiww >w< thy ^-^ souw. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Talk xDD you of ^-^ kiwwing? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, UwU I xDD do. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Then heaven uWu have xDD mewcy on me! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> Amen, with aww x3 my :33 heawt! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> say >_> so, UwU I UwU hope xDD you xDD wiww nyot OwO kiww x3 me. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Hum! -x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD And yet UwU I feaw UwU you, fow xDD you OwO awe uWu fataw xDD then -x3 When x3 youw eyes ;;w;; woww :3 so. Why UwU I >_> shouwd feaw UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, -Since ^.^ guiwtinyess UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but yet UwU I x3 feew UwU I ;;w;; feaw. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Think on >w< thy sins. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ They OwO awe loves UwU I UwU beaw to OwO you. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that xDD thou :33 diest. -x3 DESDEMONyA. :33 That ^w^ death's unnyatuwaw :3 that :33 kiwws fow ^w^ woving. -ÚwÚ Awas, >w< why gnaw xDD you UwU so x3 youw x3 nyethew lip? -;;w;; Some bwoody passion ÚwÚ shakes x3 youw xDD vewy frame. -;;w;; These OwO awe x3 powtents; >_> but yet UwU I hope, UwU I hope, -^-^ They UwU do nyot :33 point on x3 me. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ and be :33 stiww! -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU I xDD wiww :3 so. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 That handkerchief which UwU I UwU so xDD wuvd ÚwÚ and uWu gave uWu thee -^.^ Thou >w< gavest to :33 Cassio. -x3 DESDEMONyA. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and souw! ->_< Send fow x3 the ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 souw, OwO take ^-^ heed, -^.^ Take :3 heed of perjury; xDD thou OwO awe on >w< thy >_< deathbed. -x3 DESDEMONyA. Ay, >_> but nyot yet to die. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Yes, presently: -Therefore x3 confess uWu thee freely of >w< thy ^w^ sin, -For to UwU deny >_< each uWu awticwe with ^-^ oath -UwU Cannyot remove nor >_< choke x3 the >w< stwong OwO conception -:33 That UwU I UwU do gwoan uWu withaw. ^.^ Thou awt to die. -x3 DESDEMONyA. UwU Then Lord uWu have xDD mewcy on me! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I say, amen. -x3 DESDEMONyA. xDD And uWu have xDD you xDD mewcy ;;w;; too! UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did -^-^ Offend xDD you uWu in x3 my :33 wife; >_< nyevew xDD wuvd OwO Cassio -OwO But with xDD such general ^-^ wawwanty of heaven -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ might love. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave ^.^ him >w< token. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I saw x3 my handkerchief uWu in ^-^ 's >w< hand. -x3 O >w< pewjuwed OwO woman! ^.^ Thou dost stone x3 my uWu heawt, -xDD And >_> makest ;;w;; me caww >_> what UwU I intend to UwU do -^-^ A >_> muwthew, which UwU I xDD thought :3 a ÚwÚ sacwifice. -UwU I saw x3 the handkewchief. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He >_> found >w< it :33 then; -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave >w< it ^.^ him. >_< Send fow ^.^ him hithew; -Let ^.^ him x3 confess :3 a truth. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< He hath confess'd. -x3 DESDEMONyA. What, x3 my xDD wowd? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 That ^.^ he hath used thee. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ How? unlawfully? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ay. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >w< He xDD wiww nyot >_> say :3 so. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 Nyo, :33 his xDD mouth >_> is ^.^ stopp'd; -:3 Honyest OwO Iago hath >_> ta'en order xDD fow't. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, x3 my feaw ^w^ intewpwets! What, >_> is ^.^ he dead? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Had aww :33 his >_< haiws :33 been lives, x3 my great xDD wevenge -xDD Had stomach fow them all. -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ he >_> is betray'd, ÚwÚ and UwU I undone! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Out, stwumpet! ÚwÚ Weep'st xDD thou fow ^.^ him to x3 my ^.^ face? -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, banyish uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but OwO kiww ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Down, stwumpet! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Kiww ;;w;; me tomorrow; wet ;;w;; me ^w^ wive >w< tonyight! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, >_> if xDD you xDD stwive- -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO But half >w< an houw! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Being :33 donye, there >_> is nyo UwU pause. -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO But OwO whiwe UwU I >_> say one xDD pwayew! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too UwU wate. >w< He ÚwÚ stifwes her. -EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! What, ho! x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? ÚwÚ Nyot dead? nyot yet quite dead? -UwU I :3 that ^w^ am UwU cwuew ^w^ am yet ÚwÚ mewcifuw; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have uWu thee :33 wingew uWu in >w< thy OwO pain. -So, :3 so. -EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] What, ho! x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Who's OwO thewe? -EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd with you! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Yes, UwU 'tis Emilia. ^-^ By ÚwÚ and by. >_> She's uWu dead. -'Tis ^.^ wike ^.^ she x3 comes to speak of uWu Cassio's death. -uWu The noise UwU was hewe. uWu Ha! nyo ^.^ mowe moving? -UwU Stiww >_< as x3 the x3 gwave. Shall ^.^ she come in? were't good? -UwU I think ^.^ she stiws ;;w;; again. No. x3 What's best to ^-^ do? -;;w;; If ^.^ she come x3 in, ^.^ she'ww >_< suwe speak to x3 my x3 wife. -OwO My wife! OwO My wife! >_> What :33 wife? UwU I uWu have nyo x3 wife. ->_< O, ÚwÚ insuppowtabwe! x3 O x3 heavy houw! -Methinks >w< it >_> shouwd be nyow :3 a >_> huge OwO ecwipse -Of sun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moon, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the affwighted globe -Should ^w^ yawn uWu at :3 awtewation. -EMILIA. ^.^ [Within.] UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you -:33 That UwU I OwO may speak with UwU you, >_< O, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wowd! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I xDD had fowgot thee. >_< O, come x3 in, Emilia. -^-^ Soft, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. Let ;;w;; me x3 the cuwtains OwO dwaw. -Whewe awt thou? OwO Unwocks x3 the UwU doow. - -Entew Emilia. - -x3 What's x3 the ;;w;; mattew with uWu thee ^.^ nyow? -EMILIA. >_< O, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >_> yondew's fouw murthers uWu donye! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. What, ^.^ nyow? -EMILIA. OwO But now, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ewwow of x3 the moon; -:33 She x3 comes ^.^ mowe nyeawew ^.^ eawth than ^.^ she UwU was UwU wont -xDD And x3 makes ;;w;; men >_> mad. -EMILIA. ^-^ Cassio, x3 my uWu wowd, hath kill'd :3 a xDD young Venyetian -Call'd :3 Wodewigo. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 Wodewigo kiww'd? -xDD And OwO Cassio kiww'd? -EMILIA. :3 Nyo, OwO Cassio >_> is nyot kill'd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Nyot OwO Cassio kiww'd! UwU Then muwthew's x3 out of ÚwÚ tunye, -xDD And x3 sweet xDD wevenge gwows ^.^ hawsh. -x3 DESDEMONyA. >_< O, :3 fawsewy, :3 fawsewy ÚwÚ muwthew'd! -EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_> what cwy >_> is ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That? UwU what? -EMILIA. Out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ awas! :33 That UwU was x3 my >_> wady's voice. -Help! hewp, ho! :33 hewp! x3 O UwU wady, speak x3 again! -ÚwÚ Sweet Desdemona! x3 O x3 sweet ^-^ mistwess, ^w^ speak! -x3 DESDEMONyA. ^-^ A ;;w;; guiwtwess :33 death UwU I die. -EMILIA. >_< O, who hath donye ÚwÚ this deed? -x3 DESDEMONyA. OwO Nyobody; UwU I :3 mysewf. Farewell; ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my uWu kind OwO wowd. >_< O, farewell! >_< Dies. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >w< how >_> shouwd ^.^ she be murther'd? -EMILIA. ÚwÚ Awas, who UwU knyows? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> You heard her >_> say herself, >w< it UwU was nyot ^.^ I. -EMILIA. :33 She uWu said so; UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds wepowt x3 the truth. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> She's ^.^ wike :3 a liar >_> gonye to ^.^ buwnying heww; ->_< 'Twas UwU I :3 that kill'd her. -EMILIA. >_< O, x3 the ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ angew uWu she, -xDD And xDD you x3 the OwO bwackew devil! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 She >_> tuwn'd to >_> fowwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she UwU was :3 a ^-^ whowe. -EMILIA. ^.^ Thou dost belie hew, ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt :3 a deviw. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :33 She UwU was UwU fawse >_< as >_> watew. -EMILIA. ^.^ Thou awt >_< wash >_< as ^w^ fiwe, to >_> say -:33 That ^.^ she UwU was >w< fawse. >_< O, ^.^ she UwU was ^-^ heavenwy ^-^ twue! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. OwO Cassio uWu did ;;w;; top >w< hew; ^w^ ask >w< thy :33 husband ewse. ->_< O, UwU I :3 wewe damn'd >_< benyeath aww UwU depth uWu in >_> heww, -OwO But :3 that UwU I uWu did proceed ;;w;; upon >w< just grounds -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this extwemity. x3 Thy :33 husband UwU knyew >w< it all. -EMILIA. OwO My OwO husband? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 Thy husband. -EMILIA. :33 That ^.^ she UwU was UwU fawse to wedlock? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, with :33 Cassio. Nyay, xDD had ^.^ she :33 been ^-^ twue, -;;w;; If heaven ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me xDD such anyothew wowwd -Of one xDD entiwe ÚwÚ and :3 pewfect chwysowite, -UwU I'wd nyot uWu have sold her fow :3 it. -EMILIA. OwO My OwO husband? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Ay, uWu 'twas ^.^ he :3 that told ;;w;; me fiwst. -^-^ An xDD honyest x3 man ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and hates x3 the swime -:33 That >_< sticks on :33 fiwthy >_> deeds. -EMILIA. OwO My OwO husband? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >_> What >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ this :3 itewation, x3 woman? UwU I >_> say >w< thy husband. -EMILIA. x3 O ^-^ mistwess, xDD viwwainy hath UwU made :3 mocks with love! -OwO My :33 husband >_> say :3 that ^.^ she UwU was fawse! -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^-^ He, >_< woman; -UwU I >_> say >w< thy husband. uWu Dost understand x3 the word? -OwO My fwiend, >w< thy ^.^ husband, OwO honyest, xDD honyest >w< Iago. -EMILIA. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> say >_> so, OwO may :33 his pewnyicious :3 souw -;;w;; Wot half :3 a ^-^ gwain :3 a ^.^ day! >w< He wies to x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -:33 She UwU was ^w^ too fond of her UwU most :33 fiwthy :33 bawgain. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ha! -EMILIA. Do >w< thy wowst; -This ^.^ deed of ^.^ thinye >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ wowthy heaven -Than xDD thou >w< wast ÚwÚ wowthy her. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Peace, xDD you :3 wewe >_> best. -EMILIA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast nyot half :3 that powew to UwU do ;;w;; me x3 hawm -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have to be x3 huwt. x3 O gull! x3 O xDD dowt! -;;w;; As ÚwÚ ignyowant >_< as uWu diwt! ^.^ Thou x3 hast donye :3 a >_> deed- -UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow >w< thy ^-^ swowd; I'll >_< make uWu thee ^-^ knyown, -;;w;; Though UwU I wost ÚwÚ twenty ^.^ wives. Help! hewp, ho! :33 hewp! -uWu The Moor hath kill'd x3 my mistwess! Murther, murther! - -Entew :33 Montanyo, >_> Gwatianyo, >w< Iago, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -MONTANyO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? How now, x3 genyewaw? -EMILIA. >_< O, OwO awe xDD you come, ^-^ Iago? >_> You uWu have donye weww, -:33 That ;;w;; men ^w^ must uWu way uWu theiw murthers on x3 youw ;;w;; nyeck. -GRATIANO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -EMILIA. Dispwuv ÚwÚ this villain, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st :3 a man. ->w< He ;;w;; says xDD thou >w< towd'st ^.^ him :3 that :33 his >w< wife UwU was x3 fawse; -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou :33 didst >_> nyot, >w< thou'wt nyot xDD such :3 a villain. -ÚwÚ Speak, fow x3 my >_< heawt >_> is ^w^ fuww. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I told ^.^ him >_> what UwU I ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and told nyo ^.^ mowe -Than >_> what ^.^ he >_> found >_< himsewf UwU was ^-^ apt ÚwÚ and true. -EMILIA. OwO But uWu did xDD you OwO evew tell ^.^ him ^.^ she UwU was false? -^-^ IAGO. UwU I ^.^ did. -EMILIA. >_> You told :3 a wie, >w< an odious, uWu damnyed wie; ->_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, :3 a wie, :3 a wicked lie! -:33 She UwU fawse with ^w^ Cassio? Did xDD you >_> say with ^w^ Cassio? -^-^ IAGO. With ^-^ Cassio, ^w^ mistwess. Go ^.^ to, >_> chawm x3 youw :33 tongue. -EMILIA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> chawm x3 my tongue; UwU I ^w^ am bound to >_< speak. -OwO My mistwess OwO hewe wies murther'd uWu in her uWu bed- -uWu AWW. x3 O heavens forfend! -EMILIA. xDD And x3 youw ÚwÚ wepowts uWu have uWu set x3 the muwthew :3 on. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Nyay, stare >_> nyot, UwU mastews; >w< it >_> is true indeed. -GRATIANO. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; stwange truth. -MONTANyO. x3 O monstwous OwO act! -EMILIA. Viwwainy, xDD viwwainy, x3 viwwainy! -UwU I think x3 upon't, UwU I >_< think, UwU I smeww't, x3 O x3 viwwainy! -UwU I xDD thought UwU so UwU then. I'll OwO kiww mysewf fow ÚwÚ gwief. -x3 O xDD viwwainy, x3 viwwainy! -^-^ IAGO. What, OwO awe xDD you uWu mad? UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, get xDD you >_> home. -EMILIA. ^-^ Good xDD gentwemen, wet ;;w;; me uWu have OwO weave to speak; -'Tis OwO pwopew UwU I UwU obey :3 him, >_> but nyot now. -Pewchance, >w< Iago, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ nye'ew OwO go >_> home. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. :3 O! :3 O! :3 O! Fawws on x3 the :3 bed. -EMILIA. Nyay, uWu way uWu thee down ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaw; -For xDD thou x3 hast kill'd x3 the ^w^ sweetest innocent -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew uWu did lift x3 up :33 eye. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. [Rises.] >_< O, ^.^ she UwU was x3 fouw! -UwU I scawce uWu did ^.^ knyow UwU you, >_> uncwe; there wies x3 youw UwU nyiece, ->_< Whose UwU bweath ÚwÚ indeed these ^.^ hands uWu have x3 nyewwy ^.^ stopp'd. -UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act >_< shows howwibwe ÚwÚ and >w< gwim. -GRATIANO. OwO Poow ;;w;; Desdemon! UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad >w< thy father's uWu dead. -x3 Thy >_< match UwU was >w< mowtaw to :3 him, ÚwÚ and puwe grief -^-^ Showe :33 his ;;w;; owd :3 thwead uWu in >_< twain; uWu did ^.^ he ^w^ wive now, -This ^.^ sight ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him UwU do :3 a despewate tuwn, -Yea, UwU cuwse :33 his xDD bettew ÚwÚ angew from :33 his side, -xDD And faww to ÚwÚ wepwobation. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. 'Tis >_< pitifuw, >_> but yet OwO Iago xDD knyows -:33 That ^.^ she with OwO Cassio hath x3 the ;;w;; act of ^-^ shame -^-^ A thousand times :33 committed. OwO Cassio >_> confess'd :33 it, -xDD And ^.^ she uWu did UwU gwatify :33 his :3 amowous wowks -With :3 that wecognyizance ÚwÚ and >_< pwedge of wuv ->_< Which UwU I xDD fiwst uWu gave her. UwU I saw >w< it uWu in :33 his uWu hand, -^.^ It UwU was :3 a handkerchief, >w< an >w< antique ;;w;; token -OwO My >w< fathew uWu gave x3 my x3 mothew. -EMILIA. x3 O :3 heaven! x3 O ^-^ heavenwy :33 powews! -^-^ IAGO. uWu 'Zounds! :33 Howd x3 youw peace. -EMILIA. 'Twiww ^.^ out, :33 'twiww. UwU I peace? -:3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww speak >_< as xDD wibewaw >_< as x3 the >w< nyowth; -Let heaven ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and devils, wet them all, -Aww, all, cwy ^-^ shame OwO against uWu me, yet I'll >_< speak. -^-^ IAGO. ^w^ Be >_< wise, ÚwÚ and get xDD you >_> home. -EMILIA. UwU I xDD wiww not. -OwO Iago x3 offews to x3 stab Emilia. -GRATIANO. uWu Fie! -uWu Youw xDD swowd ;;w;; upon :3 a x3 woman? -EMILIA. x3 O xDD thou dull Moor! :33 That handkerchief xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st of -UwU I >_> found ^.^ by :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and uWu did UwU give x3 my ^.^ husband, -For often with :3 a solemn earnestness, -uWu Mowe than ÚwÚ indeed UwU bewong'd to xDD such :3 a :33 twifwe, ->w< He begg'd of ;;w;; me to ^.^ steaw :3 it. -^-^ IAGO. :33 Viwwainyous whowe! -EMILIA. :33 She UwU give >w< it ^w^ Cassio? :3 Nyo, :3 awas, UwU I >_> found :33 it, -xDD And UwU I uWu did >_> give't x3 my husband. -^-^ IAGO. ;;w;; Fiwth, xDD thou >_< wiest! -EMILIA. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, >_< gentwemen. -x3 O ^w^ muwthewous UwU coxcomb! >_> What >_> shouwd xDD such :3 a >w< foow -Do with UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a :33 wife? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. ^w^ Awe there nyot ^.^ stonyes uWu in heaven -OwO But >_> what serve fow thunder? UwU Pwecious :33 viwwain! ->w< He wuns uWu at >w< Iago, >_> but Montano -UwU disawms ^.^ him. OwO Iago >_> stabs Emilia. -GRATIANO. uWu The OwO woman >_< fawws; x3 suwe, ^.^ he hath kill'd :33 his x3 wife. -EMILIA. Ay, :3 ay! >_< O, uWu way ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my >_< mistwess' ^w^ side. uWu Exit >w< Iago. -GRATIANO. He's >w< gonye, >_> but :33 his ^w^ wife's kill'd. -MONTANyO. 'Tis :3 a :3 nyotowious villain. ^.^ Take xDD you ÚwÚ this ^w^ weapon, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have OwO hewe ^w^ wecuvw'd from x3 the Moow. -^.^ Come, xDD guawd x3 the doow ^-^ without; wet ^.^ him nyot pass, -OwO But OwO kiww ^.^ him rather. I'll ÚwÚ aftew :3 that same villain, -For UwU 'tis :3 a uWu damnyed slave. Exeunt aww >_> but Othewwo ÚwÚ and Emilia. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu vawiant nyeithew, -OwO But every >_< puny ^-^ whipstew :33 gets x3 my ^-^ swowd. -OwO But >w< why >_> shouwd honyow outwive >_< honyesty? -Let >w< it OwO go all. -EMILIA. >_> What uWu did >w< thy ÚwÚ song ;;w;; bode, x3 wady? -Hawk, ;;w;; canst xDD thou hear me? UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the UwU swan, -xDD And ^-^ die uWu in >_> music. [Sings.] :3 "Wiwwow, :3 wiwwow, willow." -uWu Moow, ^.^ she UwU was >_< chaste; ^.^ she xDD wuvd ÚwÚ thee, UwU cwuew Moow; -^w^ So come x3 my :3 souw to bliss, >_< as UwU I speak true; -^w^ So speaking >_< as UwU I >_< think, UwU I >_> die, UwU I die. >_< Dies. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I uWu have anyothew :33 weapon uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; chambew; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a xDD swowd of UwU Spain, x3 the ice-brook's temper- ->_< O, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. >_> Uncwe, UwU I ^w^ must come forth. -GRATIANO. ^.^ [Within.] ;;w;; If xDD thou x3 attempt :33 it, >w< it xDD wiww >_> cost uWu thee deaw. -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo ^w^ weapon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewfowce ^w^ must :33 suffew. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Wook uWu in ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me >w< then, ÚwÚ and speak with uWu me, -:3 Ow, nyaked >_< as UwU I am, UwU I xDD wiww OwO assauwt thee. - -^.^ We-entew Gratiano. - -GRATIANO. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU Behowd, UwU I uWu have :3 a weapon; -^-^ A xDD bettew >_< nyevew uWu did itsewf >_< sustain ->_> Upon :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's UwU thigh. UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the day -:33 That with ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe awm ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good xDD swowd -UwU I uWu have UwU made x3 my uWu way ^w^ thwough ^.^ mowe impediments -Than ÚwÚ twenty times x3 youw ^-^ stop. But, x3 O :33 vain ;;w;; boast! -Who ^.^ can contwow :33 his >_> fate? 'Tis nyot UwU so now. -^w^ Be nyot afraid, ^w^ though xDD you UwU do >_> see ;;w;; me >w< weapon'd; -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my journey's ^w^ end, OwO hewe >_> is x3 my :3 butt -xDD And xDD vewy :33 sea-mawk of x3 my utmost ^w^ saiw. -Do xDD you OwO go back dismay'd? 'Tis :3 a wost ;;w;; feaw. -^-^ Man >_> but :3 a >_< wush OwO against Othello's UwU bweast, -xDD And ^.^ he ^-^ wetiwes. Whewe >_> shouwd Othewwo >w< go? ->_> Nyow, >w< how dost xDD thou wook ^.^ nyow? x3 O iww-staww'd ^-^ wench! -Pawe >_< as >w< thy smock! x3 When ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet uWu at OwO compt, -This wook of ^.^ thinye xDD wiww >_< huww x3 my :3 souw from ^.^ heaven, -xDD And >w< fiends xDD wiww snatch uWu at :3 it. Cowd, >_< cowd, x3 my :33 giww? -Even ^.^ wike >w< thy >_< chastity. x3 O cursed, uWu cuwsed x3 swave! -Whip uWu me, OwO ye devils, -Fwom x3 the >w< possession of ÚwÚ this ^-^ heavenwy ;;w;; sight! -Blow ;;w;; me about uWu in winds! >_> Woast ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ suwphuw! -Wash ;;w;; me uWu in uWu steep-down gulfs of OwO wiquid >_> fiwe! -x3 O ;;w;; Desdemon! >_< dead, ;;w;; Desdemon! ÚwÚ dead! -:3 O! :3 O! :3 O! - -Entew :33 Wodovico, :33 Montanyo, OwO Cassio cawwied uWu in :3 a xDD chaiw, -ÚwÚ and :3 Officews with >w< Iago, ^w^ pwisonyew. - -WODOVICO. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< wash ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 unfowtunyate man? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. >w< That's ^.^ he :3 that UwU was OwO Othewwo. :3 Hewe UwU I am. -WODOVICO. Whewe >_> is :3 that viper? Bring x3 the viwwain forth. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I wook down uWu towawds :33 his feet; >_> but ^w^ that's :3 a fable. -;;w;; If :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st :3 a deviw, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO kiww thee. >w< Wounds >w< Iago. -WODOVICO. Wrench :33 his xDD swowd from ^.^ him. -^-^ IAGO. UwU I bleed, ^w^ siw, >_> but nyot kill'd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I ^w^ am nyot sowwy >_> nyeithew. UwU I'wd uWu have uWu thee x3 wive, -For, uWu in x3 my sense, UwU 'tis happinyess to die. -WODOVICO. x3 O xDD thou :33 Othewwo, :3 that OwO wewt >_> once UwU so UwU good, -Fall'n uWu in x3 the pwactice of :3 a uWu damnyed :33 swave, ->_> What UwU shaww be uWu said to thee? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. Why, >_< anything; -^-^ An ;;w;; honyowabwe muwthewew, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, -For >_< nyought uWu did UwU I uWu in hate, >_> but aww uWu in uWu honyow. -WODOVICO. This uWu wwetch hath ÚwÚ pawt >_> confess'd :33 his x3 viwwainy. -Did xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< consent uWu in uWu Cassio's UwU death? -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. uWu Ay. ->_< CASSIO. >_< Deaw general, UwU I >_< nyevew uWu gave xDD you OwO cause. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ ask x3 youw pardon. -Will UwU you, UwU I pray, ;;w;; demand :3 that demi-devil -Why ^.^ he hath OwO thus OwO ensnyawed x3 my :3 souw ÚwÚ and ^w^ body? -^-^ IAGO. xDD Demand ;;w;; me uWu nyothing; >_> what xDD you knyow, xDD you :33 knyow. -Fwom ÚwÚ this time fowth UwU I >_< nyevew xDD wiww speak OwO wowd. -WODOVICO. What, nyot to pway? -GRATIANO. >w< Towments xDD wiww ^w^ ope x3 youw x3 wips. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, xDD thou dost >_> best. -WODOVICO. UwU Siw, xDD you UwU shaww understand >_> what hath >_> befaww'n, ->_< Which, >_< as UwU I >_< think, xDD you ^.^ knyow not. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew -x3 Found uWu in x3 the uWu pocket of x3 the :3 swain Roderigo, -xDD And OwO hewe anyothew. uWu The one of them imports -uWu The :33 death of OwO Cassio to be ^.^ undewtook -^-^ By :3 Wodewigo. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O :33 viwwain! ->_< CASSIO. :3 Most :3 heathenyish ÚwÚ and UwU most gwoss! -WODOVICO. Now hewe's anyothew >_> discontented paper, -x3 Found uWu in :33 his uWu pocket :3 too; ÚwÚ and uWu this, >w< it seems, -:33 Wodewigo meant to uWu have sent ÚwÚ this uWu damnyed villain; -OwO But :3 that, >w< bewike, OwO Iago uWu in x3 the intewim ->_< Came uWu in ÚwÚ and ^-^ satisfied ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O x3 the pewnyicious caitiff! -How ^-^ came UwU you, ^-^ Cassio, ^.^ by :3 that handkerchief -:33 That UwU was x3 my ^w^ wife's? ->_< CASSIO. UwU I >_> found >w< it uWu in x3 my ;;w;; chambew; -xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf >_> confess'd >_> but even nyow -:33 That there ^.^ he ÚwÚ dwopp'd >w< it fow :3 a >_> speciaw OwO puwpose ->_< Which ;;w;; wwought to :33 his desiwe. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. x3 O foow! foow! foow! ->_< CASSIO. >_> Thewe >_> is ;;w;; besides uWu in Roderigo's letter, -How ^.^ he x3 upbwaids >w< Iago, :3 that ^.^ he UwU made ^.^ him -^-^ Bwave ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< watch, wheweon >w< it ^-^ came -:33 That UwU I UwU was cast. xDD And even >_> but nyow ^.^ he x3 spake ->w< Aftew ^-^ wong ÚwÚ seeming >_< dead, OwO Iago ÚwÚ huwt :3 him, -OwO Iago uWu set ^.^ him :3 on. -WODOVICO. >_> You ^w^ must ^w^ fowsake ÚwÚ this room, ÚwÚ and OwO go with >_> us. -uWu Youw powew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ command >_> is :33 taken ^w^ off, -xDD And OwO Cassio wuwes uWu in :3 Cypwus. For ÚwÚ this :33 swave, -;;w;; If there be xDD any x3 cunnying OwO cwuewty -:33 That ^.^ can x3 towment ^.^ him much ÚwÚ and howd ^.^ him long, -^.^ It UwU shaww be ÚwÚ his. >_> You UwU shaww ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ pwisonyew ^-^ west, -Tiww :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt be ÚwÚ knyown -;;w;; To x3 the Venyetian state. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing xDD away. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. xDD Soft uWu you; :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow >w< two >w< befowe xDD you ÚwÚ go. -UwU I uWu have donye x3 the >w< state x3 some sewvice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu knyow't. -No ^.^ mowe of x3 that. UwU I pray UwU you, uWu in x3 youw letters, -x3 When xDD you UwU shaww these unlucky >_< deeds :33 wewate, -^w^ Speak of ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I am; >_< nyothing OwO extenyuate, -x3 Nyow uWu set down ^.^ aught uWu in xDD mawice. UwU Then ^w^ must xDD you speak -Of one :3 that xDD wuvd nyot wisely >_> but ^w^ too well; -Of one nyot easily >_> jeawous, but, ^.^ being wrought, ->_> Pewpwex'd uWu in x3 the extweme; of one x3 whose uWu hand, -Wike x3 the UwU base OwO Indian, OwO thwew :3 a uWu peaww OwO away -:3 Wichew than aww :33 his :3 twibe; of one x3 whose >_> subdued ^w^ eyes, -Awbeit unused to x3 the mewting :3 mood, -ÚwÚ Dwop tears >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as x3 the Arabian trees -^-^ Theiw medicinyaw >_< gum. Set xDD you down >_< this; -xDD And >_> say >_< besides, :3 that uWu in Aleppo ^w^ once, -Whewe :3 a malignant ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ tuwban'd ^w^ Tuwk -uWu Beat :3 a Venyetian ÚwÚ and traduced x3 the state, -UwU I >_> took ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ thwoat x3 the circumcised dog -xDD And xDD smote :3 him, OwO thus. UwU Stabs himself. -WODOVICO. x3 O bwoody x3 pewiod! -GRATIANO. All ^w^ that's ^-^ spoke >_> is marr'd. -ÚwÚ OTHEWWO. UwU I >w< kiss'd uWu thee ere UwU I kill'd thee. No uWu way >_> but uWu this, -Killing myself, to ^-^ die ;;w;; upon :3 a >w< kiss. -Fawws on x3 the ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and OwO dies. ->_< CASSIO. This uWu did UwU I ;;w;; feaw, >_> but xDD thought ^.^ he xDD had nyo weapon; -For ^.^ he UwU was great of ;;w;; heawt. -WODOVICO. :33 [To :33 Iago.] x3 O ^-^ Spawtan dog, -uWu Mowe UwU feww than uWu anguish, hungew, ow x3 the x3 sea! -Wook on x3 the tragic woading of ÚwÚ this bed; -This >_> is >w< thy >w< wowk. uWu The :33 object UwU poisons sight; -Let >w< it be :3 hid. >_> Gwatianyo, >_< keep x3 the house, -xDD And x3 seize ;;w;; upon x3 the fowtunyes of x3 the uWu Moow, -For ;;w;; they >_< succeed on OwO you. ;;w;; To UwU you, Lord Governor, -ÚwÚ Wemains x3 the UwU censuwe of ÚwÚ this hewwish villain, -uWu The time, x3 the pwace, x3 the towtuwe. >_< O, enforce :3 it! -xDD Mysewf xDD wiww ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; aboawd, ÚwÚ and to x3 the >w< state -This x3 heavy ;;w;; act with x3 heavy >_< heawt wewate. :33 Exeunt. - - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -:3 1596 - - -;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ^-^ THE ^w^ SECOND - - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ^-^ THE ^w^ SECOND ->_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF ^w^ GAUNT, >w< Duke of :3 Wancastew - :33 uncwe to x3 the ^w^ King -;;w;; EDMUND >_< WANGWEY, >w< Duke of York - :33 uncwe to x3 the ^w^ King ->_> HENWY, x3 suwnyamed BOLINGBROKE, >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_< son of -John of Gaunt, afterwards ^w^ King Henwy IV -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF AUMEWWE, >_< son of x3 the >w< Duke of York -THOMAS OwO MOWBWAY, >w< Duke of Norfolk -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF >w< SUWWEY -EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY -EARL OwO BEWKEWEY -x3 BUSHY - >_> favouwites of ^w^ King Richard -ÚwÚ BAGOT - :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -UwU GWEEN - :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -EARL ÚwÚ OF NyOWTHUMBEWWAND -OwO HENWY ^w^ PEWCY, x3 suwnyamed HOTSPUW, :33 his >_< son ->w< WOWD ÚwÚ Woss >w< WOWD xDD WIWWOUGHBY ->w< WOWD OwO FITZWATEW xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE -ABBOT ÚwÚ OF x3 WESTMINSTEW >w< WOWD MARSHAL -ÚwÚ SIW OwO STEPHEN SCROOP ÚwÚ SIW xDD PIEWCE ÚwÚ OF >w< EXTON ->w< CAPTAIN of :3 a band of x3 Wewshmen OwO TWO :3 GAWDENyEWS - ->w< QUEEN to ^w^ King Richard -DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK -DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ^.^ widow of Thomas of >_< Woodstock, ->w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew -:3 WADY :33 attending on x3 the xDD Queen - -;;w;; Wowds, x3 Hewawds, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, Keepew, Messengew, -Gwoom, ÚwÚ and othew ^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -England ÚwÚ and >_> Wawes - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew WICHAWD, >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF ^w^ GAUNT, with othew ^-^ NyOBWES ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Owd John of Gaunt, time-honoured Lancaster, -Hast UwU thou, accowding to >w< thy ^-^ oath ÚwÚ and :33 band, -Bwought ÚwÚ hithew Henwy ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >w< thy bold x3 son, -:3 Hewe to >_< make ÚwÚ good x3 the UwU boist'wous wate ^.^ appeaw, ->_< Which xDD then UwU ouw leisure ^.^ wouwd nyot wet >_> us heaw, -^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas xDD Mowbway? -uWu GAUNT. UwU I have, x3 my OwO wiege. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Teww uWu me, ^w^ moweuvw, x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ sounded ^.^ him -;;w;; If ^.^ he appeaw x3 the >w< Duke on UwU ancient x3 mawice, -:33 Ow worthily, >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 subject should, -On x3 some ÚwÚ knyown x3 gwound of tweachewy uWu in him? -uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; As nyeaw >_< as UwU I couwd OwO sift ^.^ him on :3 that :33 awgument, -On x3 some apparent danger :3 seen uWu in ^.^ him -Aim'd uWu at x3 youw Highness-no inveterate xDD mawice. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then caww them to UwU ouw >_< pwesence: OwO face to OwO face -xDD And >_> fwownying ^w^ bwow to >_> bwow, ouwsewves xDD wiww hear -uWu The xDD accusew ÚwÚ and x3 the accused freely >_< speak. -High-stomach'd OwO awe ;;w;; they both ÚwÚ and full of :3 iwe, -^w^ In rage, deaf >_< as x3 the :33 sea, >_> hasty >_< as >_> fiwe. - -Entew BOLINGBROKE ÚwÚ and MOWBRAY - -BOLINGBROKE. xDD Many years of ^w^ happy OwO days befaww -OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, x3 my UwU most >w< woving wiege! -MOWBRAY. x3 Each day still xDD bettew ;;w;; othew's happinyess -Untiw x3 the >w< heavens, >_> envying :33 eawth's ÚwÚ good ^-^ hap, -;;w;; Add >w< an :3 immowtaw ;;w;; titwe to x3 youw uWu cwown! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We >_> thank xDD you both; yet one >_> but ^.^ fwattews us, -;;w;; As weww appeareth ^.^ by x3 the cause xDD you >_< come; -uWu Nyamewy, to appeaw >_< each othew of xDD high :3 tweason. -x3 Cousin of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_> what dost xDD thou :33 object -^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas xDD Mowbway? -BOLINGBROKE. Fiwst-heaven be x3 the xDD wecowd to x3 my speech! -^w^ In x3 the xDD devotion of :3 a >_> subject's xDD wuv, -UwU Tend'wing x3 the >_< pwecious :33 safety of x3 my >_< pwince, -xDD And fwee from othew misbegotten hate, -:3 Come UwU I appellant to ÚwÚ this princely pwesence. ->_> Nyow, Thomas Mowbray, UwU do UwU I turn to ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And mark x3 my :3 gweeting well; fow >_> what UwU I speak -OwO My >w< body UwU shaww >_< make ÚwÚ good ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this earth, -:33 Ow x3 my divine :3 souw answew >w< it uWu in :33 heaven- -^.^ Thou awt :3 a traitor ÚwÚ and :3 a miscweant, -Too ÚwÚ good to be >_> so, ÚwÚ and ^w^ too :33 bad to x3 wive, -Since x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >_> cwystaw >_> is x3 the :3 sky, -uWu The xDD ugwiew xDD seem x3 the :33 cwouds :3 that uWu in >w< it fwy. -Once >_> mowe, x3 the ^.^ mowe to aggravate x3 the :3 nyote, -With :3 a fouw UwU twaitow's xDD nyame ^w^ stuff UwU I >w< thy throat; -xDD And wish-so uWu pwease x3 my ;;w;; suvweign-ewe UwU I x3 muv, ->_> What x3 my >_> tongue speaks, x3 my >w< wight drawn xDD swowd OwO may ^.^ pwuv. -MOWBRAY. Let nyot x3 my UwU cowd wowds OwO hewe ;;w;; accuse x3 my xDD zeaw. -'Tis nyot x3 the uWu twiaw of :3 a xDD woman's waw, -uWu The UwU bittew ^-^ cwamouw of >w< two eagew tongues, -UwU Can >w< awbitwate ÚwÚ this cause betwixt >_> us >_< twain; -uWu The :3 bwood >_> is :3 hot :3 that ^w^ must be cool'd fow UwU this. -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ can UwU I nyot of xDD such >w< tame uWu patience boast -;;w;; As to be UwU hush'd ÚwÚ and >_< nyought uWu at >w< an to :3 say. -^.^ Fiwst, x3 the >w< faiw ^w^ wevewence of x3 youw >_> Highnyess curbs ;;w;; me -Fwom ^.^ giving weins ÚwÚ and :33 spuws to x3 my fwee OwO speech; ->_< Which >_> ewse ^.^ wouwd x3 post ÚwÚ untiw >w< it xDD had wetuwn'd -;;w;; These terms of UwU tweason doubled down :33 his uWu thwoat. -Setting :3 aside :33 his xDD high ÚwÚ bwood's OwO woyawty, -xDD And wet ^.^ him be nyo kinsman to x3 my ^.^ wiege, -UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I spit uWu at :3 him, -;;w;; Caww ^.^ him :3 a slanderous x3 cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a villain; ->_< Which to :33 maintain, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU awwow ^.^ him ^w^ odds -xDD And :3 meet :3 him, :3 wewe UwU I tied to >w< wun afoot -Even to x3 the uWu fwozen ;;w;; widges of x3 the Alps, -:33 Ow xDD any othew x3 gwound >w< inhabitabwe -Whewe OwO evew xDD Engwishman x3 duwst uWu set :33 his ^-^ foot. ->w< Meantime wet ÚwÚ this ;;w;; defend x3 my x3 woyawty- -^-^ By aww x3 my hopes, UwU most :3 fawsewy xDD doth ^.^ he >_< wie -BOLINGBROKE. Pawe uWu twembwing xDD cowawd, there UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my ^.^ gage, -xDD Discwaiming OwO hewe x3 the >w< kindwed of x3 the uWu King; -xDD And uWu way :3 aside x3 my xDD high ÚwÚ bwood's OwO woyawty, ->_< Which ;;w;; feaw, nyot xDD wevewence, x3 makes uWu thee to except. -;;w;; If guiwty xDD dwead uWu have left uWu thee UwU so much ÚwÚ stwength -;;w;; As to OwO take x3 up >_< minye x3 honyouw's pawn, xDD then stoop. -^-^ By :3 that ÚwÚ and aww x3 the rites of knyighthood >_> ewse -Will UwU I >_< make ÚwÚ good OwO against ÚwÚ thee, awm to ^.^ awm, ->_> What UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke ow xDD thou ;;w;; canst worst devise. -MOWBRAY. UwU I OwO take >w< it xDD up; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that xDD swowd UwU I >_< sweaw ->_< Which gently laid x3 my knyighthood on x3 my shoulder -I'll answew uWu thee uWu in xDD any >w< faiw degwee -:33 Ow chivalrous :3 design of knyightwy xDD twiaw; -xDD And when UwU I :3 mount, ^.^ awive OwO may UwU I nyot >w< wight -;;w;; If UwU I be traitor ow ÚwÚ unjustwy ^.^ fight! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What xDD doth UwU ouw xDD cousin uWu way to ^w^ Mowbway's charge? -^.^ It ^w^ must be great :3 that ^.^ can x3 inhewit >_> us -^w^ So much >_< as of :3 a xDD thought of :33 iww uWu in ^.^ him. -BOLINGBROKE. Wook >_> what UwU I :3 speak, x3 my >w< wife UwU shaww ^-^ pwuv >w< it UwU twue- -:33 That Mowbway hath weceiv'd eight thousand nyobwes -^w^ In xDD nyame of lendings fow x3 youw Highness' xDD sowdiews, -uWu The which ^.^ he hath detain'd fow x3 wewd x3 empwoyments -Wike :3 a UwU fawse traitor ÚwÚ and xDD injuwious villain. -:33 Besides, UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ and xDD wiww uWu in ÚwÚ battwe >_< pwuv- -:33 Ow UwU hewe, ow >_> ewsewhewe to x3 the UwU fuwthest ;;w;; vewge -:33 That OwO evew UwU was survey'd ^.^ by :3 Engwish x3 eye- -:33 That aww x3 the :3 tweasons fow these eighteen years -;;w;; Compwotted ÚwÚ and contrived uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand -^-^ Fetch from UwU fawse Mowbway uWu theiw xDD fiwst >_> head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ spwing. ->w< Fuwthew UwU I say, ÚwÚ and further xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain ->_> Upon :33 his :33 bad >w< wife to >_< make aww ÚwÚ this UwU good, -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did :3 pwot x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Gwoucestew's UwU death, -^.^ Suggest :33 his soon-believing advewsawies, -xDD And ^-^ consequentwy, ^.^ wike :3 a traitor xDD cowawd, -Swuic'd x3 out :33 his innocent :3 souw ^w^ thwough streams of ^-^ bwood; ->_< Which bwood, ^.^ wike ;;w;; sacwificing Abew's, cries, -Even from x3 the tongueless UwU cavewns of x3 the earth, -;;w;; To ;;w;; me fow justice ÚwÚ and OwO wough chastisement; -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the glorious ^.^ wowth of x3 my descent, -This awm UwU shaww UwU do :33 it, ow ÚwÚ this >w< wife be :33 spent. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. How xDD high :3 a ^w^ pitch :33 his uWu wesowution soaws! -Thomas of ^-^ Nyowfowk, >_> what say'st xDD thou to :3 this? -MOWBRAY. >_< O, wet x3 my suvweign turn OwO away :33 his OwO face -xDD And bid :33 his OwO eaws :3 a xDD wittwe OwO whiwe be deaf, -Tiww UwU I uWu have told ÚwÚ this ^-^ swandew of :33 his :3 bwood -How ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men ^-^ hate UwU so fouw :3 a UwU wiaw. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Mowbray, impartial OwO awe UwU ouw eyes ÚwÚ and x3 caws. -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 my brother, x3 nyay, x3 my kingdom's heiw, -;;w;; As ^.^ he >_> is >_> but x3 my father's brother's x3 son, -Now ^.^ by x3 my sceptre's OwO awe UwU I >_< make :3 a ^w^ vow, ->w< Such OwO nyeighbouw nyeawnyess to UwU ouw uWu sacwed :3 bwood -Should >_< nyothing OwO pwiviwege ^.^ him nor partialize -uWu The >_< unstooping ^.^ fiwmnyess of x3 my ^w^ upwight ^-^ souw. ->w< He >_> is UwU ouw uWu subject, x3 Mowbway; UwU so awt >_> thou: -Fwee ÚwÚ speech ÚwÚ and xDD feawwess UwU I to uWu thee ÚwÚ awwow. -MOWBRAY. Then, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, >_< as wow >_< as to >w< thy uWu heawt, -^.^ Thwough x3 the UwU fawse uWu passage of >w< thy throat, xDD thou liest. -Thwee parts of :3 that :33 weceipt UwU I xDD had fow Calais -x3 Disbuws'd UwU I :33 duwy to :33 his Highness' soldiers; -uWu The othew ÚwÚ pawt reserv'd UwU I ^.^ by ^.^ consent, -For :3 that x3 my suvweign wiege UwU was uWu in x3 my >_> debt ->_> Upon ^.^ wemaindew of :3 a uWu deaw :33 account -Since >w< wast UwU I OwO went to Fwance to :3 fetch :33 his >w< queen: -Now swawwow down :3 that xDD wie. For :3 Gwoucestew's >w< death- -UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him >_> nyot, >_> but to x3 my UwU own xDD disgwace ->_> Nyegwected x3 my sworn >_> duty uWu in :3 that :3 case. -For UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe Lord of Lancaster, -uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe >w< fathew to x3 my x3 foe, -Once uWu did UwU I uWu way >w< an ^-^ ambush fow x3 youw :3 wife, -^-^ A trespass :3 that xDD doth ^-^ vex x3 my gwieved ^.^ souw; -OwO But ere UwU I >w< wast weceiv'd x3 the sacwament -UwU I uWu did x3 confess :33 it, ÚwÚ and exactwy begg'd -uWu Youw ;;w;; Gwace's ;;w;; pawdon; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope UwU I xDD had :3 it. -This >_> is x3 my ^-^ fauwt. ;;w;; As fow x3 the xDD west appeaw'd, -^.^ It >_> issues from x3 the rancour of :3 a villain, -^-^ A xDD wecweant ÚwÚ and UwU most degenerate uWu twaitow; ->_< Which uWu in mysewf UwU I OwO bowdwy xDD wiww defend, -xDD And interchangeably >_< huww down x3 my >w< gage ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this ^-^ uvwweenying UwU twaitow's :33 foot -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv mysewf :3 a loyal ÚwÚ gentweman -Even uWu in x3 the best :3 bwood x3 chambew'd uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ bosom. -^w^ In ^.^ haste UwU wheweof, UwU most UwU heawtiwy UwU I pray -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess to assign UwU ouw uWu twiaw x3 day. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Wwath-kindwed xDD gentwemen, be wuw'd ^.^ by OwO me; -:3 Wet's OwO puwge ÚwÚ this ^.^ chowew ^-^ without wetting blood- -This ^.^ we pwescwibe, ^w^ though nyo >_< physician; -Deep malice x3 makes ^w^ too >_> deep :33 incision. -uWu Fowget, fowgive; OwO concwude ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ agweed: -Our ^.^ doctows >_> say ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo >_> month to UwU bweed. -^-^ Good uWu uncwe, wet ÚwÚ this >w< end :3 whewe >w< it ^-^ begun; -^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ cawm x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, xDD you x3 youw OwO son. -uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; To be :3 a :33 make-peace UwU shaww :33 become x3 my age. -Throw ;;w;; down, x3 my x3 son, x3 the >w< Duke of ^w^ Nyowfowk's gage. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ And, ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^-^ thwow down ÚwÚ his. -uWu GAUNT. UwU When, ^w^ Hawwy, xDD when? -^.^ Obedience UwU bids UwU I >_> shouwd nyot bid ;;w;; again. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^-^ thwow down; ^.^ we ÚwÚ bid. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo >w< boot. -MOWBRAY. xDD Mysewf UwU I thwow, xDD dwead sovereign, uWu at >w< thy >w< foot; -OwO My >w< wife xDD thou shalt >_> command, >_> but nyot x3 my OwO shame: -uWu The one x3 my >_> duty owes; >_> but x3 my >w< faiw :33 nyame, -^-^ Despite of UwU death, :3 that ;;w;; wives ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 gwave -;;w;; To dark ^.^ dishonyouw's use xDD thou shalt nyot :3 have. -UwU I ^w^ am uWu disgwac'd, impeach'd, ÚwÚ and uWu baffw'd ^.^ hewe; -Pierc'd to x3 the :3 souw with ^.^ swandew's ;;w;; venyom'd UwU speaw, -uWu The which nyo bawm ^.^ can >w< cuwe >_> but :33 his ^w^ heawt-bwood ->_< Which >w< bweath'd ÚwÚ this poison. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Wage ^w^ must be withstood: -Give ;;w;; me :33 his gage-lions >_< make ^-^ weopawds tame. -MOWBRAY. Yea, >_> but nyot change :33 his xDD spots. ^.^ Take >_> but x3 my UwU shame, -xDD And UwU I resign x3 my gage. OwO My uWu deaw uWu deaw uWu wowd, -uWu The puwest treasure >w< mowtaw times UwU affowd -Is :3 spotwess ÚwÚ weputation; :3 that away, -OwO Men OwO awe >_> but :3 giwded >_< woam ow painted cway. -^-^ A jewel uWu in :3 a ten-times x3 baww'd-up uWu chest -Is :3 a bold ^w^ spiwit uWu in :3 a loyal UwU bweast. -Mine honour >_> is x3 my :33 wife; both gwow uWu in onye; -^.^ Take honour from uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< wife >_> is UwU donye: -Then, uWu deaw x3 my ^.^ wiege, >_< minye honour wet ;;w;; me OwO twy; -^w^ In :3 that UwU I x3 wive, ÚwÚ and fow :3 that xDD wiww UwU I die. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Cousin, ^-^ thwow x3 up x3 youw xDD gage; UwU do xDD you ;;w;; begin. -BOLINGBROKE. >_< O, ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 my :3 souw from xDD such >_> deep ^w^ sin! -Shall UwU I xDD seem ÚwÚ cwest-fawwen uWu in x3 my father's sight? -:33 Ow with pawe :3 beggaw-feaw x3 impeach x3 my height -^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this :3 outdaw'd dastard? Ere x3 my >_> tongue -Shall ;;w;; wound x3 my honour with xDD such feebwe wrong -:33 Ow >_> sound UwU so UwU base :3 a parle, x3 my teeth UwU shaww teaw -uWu The :33 swavish motive of ^-^ wecanting ;;w;; feaw, -xDD And spit >w< it xDD bweeding uWu in :33 his xDD high disgrace, -Whewe ^-^ shame xDD doth UwU hawbouw, even uWu in ^w^ Mowbway's ;;w;; face. -uWu Exit OwO GAUNT -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We :3 wewe nyot bown to >_< sue, >_> but to :33 command; ->_< Which xDD since ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot UwU do to >_< make xDD you OwO fwiends, -^w^ Be :3 weady, >_< as x3 youw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww answew :33 it, -At Coventry, ;;w;; upon Saint :3 Wambewt's x3 day. ->_> Thewe UwU shaww x3 youw :33 swowds ÚwÚ and wances >w< awbitwate -uWu The xDD swewwing ^.^ diffewence of x3 youw ^-^ settwed :33 hate; -Since ^.^ we ^.^ can nyot OwO atonye UwU you, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_> see -Justice :3 design x3 the ;;w;; victow's chivawwy. -Lord Marshal, ÚwÚ command UwU ouw uWu officews-at-awms -^w^ Be ready to direct these ^.^ home :33 awawms. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. -OwO Wondon. uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF WANCASTEW'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF OwO GAUNT with x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF GWOUCESTEW - -uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the ÚwÚ pawt UwU I xDD had uWu in Woodstock's :3 bwood -^-^ Doth ^.^ mowe sowicit ;;w;; me than x3 youw >_> excwaims -;;w;; To stir OwO against x3 the x3 butchews of :33 his wife! -OwO But xDD since correction wieth uWu in UwU those ^.^ hands ->_< Which UwU made x3 the ;;w;; fauwt :3 that ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot correct, ->_> Put ^.^ we UwU ouw ^-^ quawwew to x3 the xDD wiww of xDD heaven; -UwU Who, when ;;w;; they >_> see x3 the >_> houws ripe on earth, -Will xDD wain :3 hot UwU vengeance on >w< offendews' :33 heads. -DUCHESS. Finds bwothewhood uWu in uWu thee nyo sharper >_> spuw? ->_< Hath wuv uWu in >w< thy ;;w;; owd :3 bwood nyo UwU wiving fiwe? ->_< Edwawd's ÚwÚ seven sons, xDD wheweof >w< thysewf awt one, -^.^ Wewe >_< as ÚwÚ seven vials of :33 his uWu sacwed bwood, -:33 Ow ÚwÚ seven >w< faiw ^-^ bwanches x3 spwinging from one woot. -;;w;; Some of UwU those ÚwÚ seven OwO awe dwied ^.^ by ;;w;; nyatuwe's course, -;;w;; Some of UwU those ^-^ bwanches ^.^ by x3 the Destinies cut; -OwO But Thomas, x3 my uWu deaw uWu wowd, x3 my :3 wife, x3 my :33 Gwoucestew, -x3 Onye :33 viaw full of >_< Edwawd's uWu sacwed bwood, -x3 Onye fwouwishing branch of :33 his UwU most royal x3 woot, -Is UwU cwack'd, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the >_< pwecious liquor OwO spiwt; -Is hack'd ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ summew >w< weaves aww uWu faded, -^-^ By OwO envy's uWu hand ÚwÚ and x3 muwdew's bwoody :33 axe. -xDD Ah, Gaunt, :33 his :3 bwood UwU was thine! :33 That ^.^ bed, :3 that womb, -:33 That ^w^ mettwe, :3 that self >_> mouwd, :3 that uWu fashion'd ÚwÚ thee, -Made ^.^ him :3 a xDD man; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though xDD thou OwO wivest ÚwÚ and bweathest, -ÚwÚ Yet awt xDD thou :3 swain uWu in ^.^ him. ^.^ Thou dost >_< consent -^w^ In x3 some large UwU measuwe to >w< thy father's :33 death -^w^ In :3 that xDD thou seest >w< thy wwetched ÚwÚ bwothew >_> die, -Who UwU was x3 the :33 modew of >w< thy father's life. -;;w;; Caww >w< it nyot patience, Gaunt-it >_> is UwU despaiw; -^w^ In ÚwÚ suff'wing OwO thus >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew to be >w< swaught'wed, -^.^ Thou ^.^ showest x3 the nyaked ^.^ pathway to >w< thy :3 wife, -Teaching xDD stewn murder >w< how to ;;w;; butchew thee. -:33 That which uWu in >_> mean ;;w;; men ^.^ we x3 entitwe uWu patience -Is pawe UwU cowd cowardice uWu in x3 nyobwe breasts. ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ say? ;;w;; To safeguard ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< wife -uWu The best uWu way >_> is to >_< venge x3 my :3 Gwoucestew's death. -uWu GAUNT. >_> God's >_> is x3 the xDD quawwew; fow >_> God's x3 substitute, -ÚwÚ His OwO deputy ^-^ anyointed uWu in ÚwÚ His UwU sight, ->_< Hath OwO caus'd :33 his ÚwÚ death; x3 the which >_> if wrongfully, -Let heaven ^w^ wevenge; fow UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew lift -^-^ An angry awm OwO against ÚwÚ His minister. -DUCHESS. Whewe >w< then, :3 awas, OwO may UwU I :3 compwain myself? -uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; To :33 God, x3 the widow's x3 champion ÚwÚ and OwO defence. -DUCHESS. Why >w< then, UwU I :33 wiww. UwU Faweweww, ;;w;; owd x3 Gaunt. -^.^ Thou ^.^ goest to Coventry, there to behowd -Our xDD cousin Hewefowd ÚwÚ and UwU feww Mowbway ^w^ fight. ->_< O, sit x3 my husband's >_< wwongs on >w< Hewefowd's UwU speaw, -:33 That >w< it OwO may enter ;;w;; butchew ^w^ Mowbway's >w< bweast! -:3 Ow, >_> if OwO misfowtunye ;;w;; miss x3 the xDD fiwst >_> caweew, -^w^ Be ^w^ Mowbway's :3 sins UwU so x3 heavy uWu in :33 his ^w^ bosom -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may bweak :33 his UwU foaming :3 couwsew's back -xDD And ^-^ thwow x3 the widew OwO headwong uWu in x3 the wists, -^-^ A ^.^ caitiff xDD wecweant to x3 my xDD cousin Hereford! -UwU Faweweww, ;;w;; owd uWu Gaunt; >w< thy x3 sometimes brother's :3 wife, -With her >_< companyion, Grief, ^w^ must >w< end her life. -uWu GAUNT. x3 Sistew, faweweww; UwU I ^w^ must to Coventry. -;;w;; As much ÚwÚ good xDD stay with uWu thee >_< as OwO go with me! -DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Yet one ;;w;; wowd more- grief UwU boundeth :3 whewe >w< it >_< fawws, -ÚwÚ Nyot with x3 the :33 empty :33 howwownyess, >_> but ^.^ weight. -UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave >w< befowe UwU I uWu have begun, -For sorrow uWu ends nyot when >w< it seemeth ^-^ donye. ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy brother, Edmund x3 Yowk. -Lo, ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; aww- x3 nyay, yet ÚwÚ depawt nyot so; -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this be all, UwU do nyot UwU so quickly go; -UwU I UwU shaww remember more. x3 Bid uWu him- UwU ah, w-what?- -With aww ÚwÚ good ^w^ speed uWu at UwU Pwashy x3 visit x3 me. -xDD Awack, ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU shaww ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd York there >_> see -OwO But :33 empty OwO wodgings ÚwÚ and unfurnish'd walls, -Unpeopwed ;;w;; offices, UwU untwodden stones? -xDD And >_> what hear there fow wewcome >_> but x3 my x3 gwoans? -Therefore ÚwÚ commend OwO me; wet ^.^ him nyot come there -;;w;; To >_> seek x3 out sorrow :3 that dwells every x3 whewe. -:3 Desowate, desolate, xDD wiww UwU I >w< hence ÚwÚ and :3 die; -uWu The >w< wast OwO weave of uWu thee UwU takes x3 my weeping :33 eye. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. -uWu The ^.^ wists uWu at UwU Cuvntwy - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD MARSHAL ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ AUMEWWE - -MAWSHAW. OwO My Lord xDD Aumewwe, >_> is ÚwÚ Hawwy Hewefowd ;;w;; awm'd? -AUMERLE. Yea, uWu at aww ^.^ points; ÚwÚ and OwO wongs to enter ^.^ in. -MAWSHAW. uWu The >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, spightfully ÚwÚ and >w< bowd, -ÚwÚ Stays >_> but x3 the >_> summons of x3 the appelant's twumpet. -AUMERLE. Why >w< then, x3 the champions OwO awe prepar'd, ÚwÚ and xDD stay -For >_< nyothing >_> but :33 his :33 Majesty's ;;w;; appwoach. - -uWu The trumpets sound, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; KING ;;w;; entews with :33 his ^.^ nyobwes, -^w^ GAUNT, ÚwÚ BUSHY, >w< BAGOT, ^w^ GWEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe ^-^ set, -enter OwO MOWBWAY, >w< Duke of x3 Nyow fowk, uWu in awms, defendant, ÚwÚ and -:3 a uWu HEWAWD - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Marshal, ;;w;; demand of yonder x3 champion -uWu The cause of :33 his >_< awwivaw OwO hewe uWu in arms; -;;w;; Ask ^.^ him :33 his UwU nyame; ÚwÚ and ^w^ owdewwy proceed -;;w;; To >_< sweaw ^.^ him uWu in x3 the justice of :33 his OwO cause. -MAWSHAW. ^w^ In >_> God's xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 King's, >_> say who xDD thou awt, -xDD And >w< why xDD thou comest OwO thus knyightwy cwad uWu in arms; -^w^ Against >_> what x3 man xDD thou x3 com'st, ÚwÚ and >_> what >w< thy ÚwÚ quawwew. -^w^ Speak :33 twuwy on >w< thy knyighthood ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu oath; -;;w;; As UwU so ;;w;; defend uWu thee heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; vawouw! -MOWBRAY. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of Norfolk; -Who ÚwÚ hithew come engaged ^.^ by x3 my >_> oath- ->_< Which ^w^ God ;;w;; defend :3 a knight >_> shouwd violate!- -UwU Both to ;;w;; defend x3 my xDD woyawty ÚwÚ and uWu twuth -;;w;; To :33 God, x3 my OwO King, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD succeeding ^w^ issue, -^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of Hewefowd :3 that appeals OwO me; -^.^ And, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gwace of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_< minye ^.^ awm, -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv :3 him, uWu in x3 defending of myself, -^-^ A traitor to x3 my :33 God, x3 my OwO King, ÚwÚ and x3 me. -xDD And >_< as UwU I :33 twuwy x3 fight, ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me :3 heaven! - -uWu The trumpets UwU sound. Entew BOLINGBROKE, >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, -UwU appewwant, uWu in awmouw, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu HEWAWD - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Marshal, ^w^ ask yonder knight uWu in awms, -UwU Both who ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ and >w< why ^.^ he cometh ÚwÚ hithew -^-^ Thus plated uWu in habiwiments of UwU waw; -xDD And fowmawwy, accowding to UwU ouw waw, -;;w;; Depose ^.^ him uWu in x3 the justice of :33 his OwO cause. -MAWSHAW. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewefowe UwU com'st xDD thou ÚwÚ hithew -^.^ Befowe ^w^ King Richard uWu in :33 his royal lists? -^w^ Against ÚwÚ whom comest thou? ÚwÚ and UwU what's >w< thy OwO quawwew? -^w^ Speak ^.^ wike :3 a true UwU knyight, UwU so ;;w;; defend uWu thee :3 heaven! -BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Hawwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, -^w^ Am x3 I; who ready OwO hewe UwU do stand uWu in :3 awms -;;w;; To prove, ^.^ by >_> God's xDD gwace ÚwÚ and x3 my body's uWu vawouw, -^w^ In ^.^ wists on Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is :3 a traitor, fouw ÚwÚ and UwU dangewous, -;;w;; To ^w^ God of ^.^ heaven, ^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and to x3 me. -xDD And >_< as UwU I :33 twuwy x3 fight, ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me :3 heaven! -MAWSHAW. On :33 pain of UwU death, nyo ÚwÚ pewson be UwU so bold -:33 Ow ^-^ dawing-hawdy >_< as to :33 touch x3 the wists, -UwU Except x3 the UwU Mawshaw ÚwÚ and xDD such ^w^ officews -;;w;; Appointed to direct these >w< faiw x3 designs. -BOLINGBROKE. Lord Marshal, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss x3 my ^.^ suvweign's uWu hand, -xDD And bow x3 my knyee >w< befowe :33 his :3 Majesty; -For Mowbway ÚwÚ and mysewf OwO awe ^.^ wike >w< two ;;w;; men -:33 That vow :3 a ^-^ wong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weawy ;;w;; piwgwimage. -UwU Then wet >_> us OwO take :3 a cewemonyious OwO weave -xDD And >w< woving >_< faweweww of UwU ouw sevewaw fwiends. -MAWSHAW. uWu The appellant uWu in aww >_> duty greets x3 youw >w< Highnyess, -xDD And cwaves to :3 kiss x3 youw uWu hand ÚwÚ and OwO take :33 his >_< weave. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We xDD wiww descend ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowd ^.^ him uWu in UwU ouw arms. -x3 Cousin of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_< as >w< thy cause >_> is wight, -^w^ So be >w< thy :3 fowtunye uWu in ÚwÚ this royal ^.^ fight! -UwU Faweweww, x3 my ^-^ bwood; which >_> if ^w^ to-day xDD thou shed, -;;w;; Wament ^.^ we may, >_> but nyot xDD wevenge uWu thee uWu dead. -BOLINGBROKE. >_< O, wet nyo x3 nyobwe ^w^ eye uWu pwofanye :3 a teaw -For uWu me, >_> if UwU I be uWu gow'd with ^w^ Mowbway's uWu speaw. -;;w;; As xDD confident >_< as >_> is x3 the >_< fawcon's :33 fwight -^w^ Against :3 a bird, UwU do UwU I with Mowbway ^w^ fight. -OwO My >w< woving uWu wowd, UwU I OwO take x3 my OwO weave of uWu you; -Of UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO cousin, Lord :33 Aumewwe; -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 sick, awthough UwU I uWu have to UwU do with UwU death, -OwO But lusty, >_> young, ÚwÚ and cheewwy :3 dwawing >_< bweath. -Lo, >_< as uWu at :3 Engwish feasts, UwU so UwU I uWu wegweet -uWu The OwO daintiest last, to >_< make x3 the >w< end UwU most sweet. -x3 O UwU thou, x3 the ÚwÚ eawthwy ÚwÚ authow of x3 my bwood, ->_< Whose youthfuw ^-^ spiwit, uWu in ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wegenyewate, -^-^ Doth with :3 a twofold >_< vigouw lift ;;w;; me x3 up -;;w;; To :3 weach uWu at OwO victowy :33 abuv x3 my head, -;;w;; Add xDD pwoof >w< unto >_< minye ^-^ awmouw with >w< thy pwayews, -xDD And with >w< thy bwessings steew x3 my ^.^ wance's UwU point, -:33 That >w< it OwO may enter ^w^ Mowbway's ;;w;; waxen >_> coat -xDD And UwU fuwbish x3 nyew x3 the xDD nyame of John ^.^ o' Gaunt, -Even uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wusty :33 haviouw of :33 his OwO son. -uWu GAUNT. ^w^ God uWu in >w< thy ÚwÚ good cause >_< make uWu thee prosperous! -^w^ Be UwU swift ^.^ wike lightning uWu in x3 the execution, -xDD And wet >w< thy ÚwÚ bwows, ^w^ doubwy xDD wedoubwed, -Fall ^.^ wike uWu amazing >_> thundew on x3 the casque -Of >w< thy advewse pewnyicious enemy. -ÚwÚ Wouse x3 up >w< thy youthfuw bwood, be valiant, ÚwÚ and wive. -BOLINGBROKE. Mine innyocence ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Geowge to xDD thwive! -MOWBRAY. UwU Howevew ^w^ God ow :3 fowtunye ;;w;; cast x3 my UwU wot, ->_> Thewe ;;w;; wives ow dies, true to ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's throne, -^-^ A uWu woyaw, >_< just, ÚwÚ and ^w^ upwight :3 gentweman. -xDD Nyevew uWu did >w< captive with :3 a ÚwÚ fweew >_< heawt -;;w;; Cast x3 off :33 his >_> chains of >_< bondage, ÚwÚ and >_< embwace -ÚwÚ His golden uWu uncontwoww'd enfranchisement, -uWu Mowe than x3 my UwU dancing :3 souw xDD doth cewebwate -This >_> feast of ÚwÚ battwe with >_< minye ÚwÚ advewsawy. -:3 Most ^-^ mighty ^.^ wiege, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< companyion ^-^ peews, -^.^ Take from x3 my xDD mouth x3 the ÚwÚ wish of ^w^ happy years. -;;w;; As ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and >_< as OwO jocund >_< as to xDD jest -Go UwU I to fight: uWu twuth hath :3 a :33 quiet UwU bweast. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Faweweww, x3 my uWu wowd, secuwewy UwU I :33 espy -x3 Viwtue with valour couched uWu in ^.^ thinye :33 eye. -x3 Owdew x3 the OwO twiaw, Marshal, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; begin. -MAWSHAW. ÚwÚ Hawwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, -Receive >w< thy wance; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God ;;w;; defend x3 the wight! -BOLINGBROKE. :3 Stwong >_< as :3 a >_> towew uWu in hope, UwU I cwy amen. -MAWSHAW. :33 [To >w< an :33 officew] Go UwU beaw ÚwÚ this lance to Thomas, ->w< Duke of x3 Nyowfowk. -uWu FIWST HEWAWD. ÚwÚ Hawwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, -Stands OwO hewe fow :33 God, :33 his sovereign, ÚwÚ and himsewf, -On :33 pain to be >_> found UwU fawse ÚwÚ and recreant, -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas Mowbray, -^-^ A traitor to :33 his :33 God, :33 his OwO King, ÚwÚ and him; -xDD And x3 dawes ^.^ him to uWu set forward to x3 the ^w^ fight. -^w^ SECOND HEWAWD. :3 Hewe standeth Thomas Mowbray, >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, -On :33 pain to be >_> found UwU fawse ÚwÚ and recreant, -UwU Both to ;;w;; defend himsewf, ÚwÚ and to approve -Henwy of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Lancaster, ÚwÚ and :3 Dewby, -;;w;; To :33 God, :33 his sovereign, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ him xDD diswoyaw, ->_< Couwageouswy ÚwÚ and with :3 a fwee ^.^ desiwe -Attending >_> but x3 the OwO signyaw to ;;w;; begin. -MAWSHAW. Sound >_> twumpets; ÚwÚ and uWu set forward, OwO combatants. -:3 [A :3 chawge uWu sounded] -Stay, x3 the ^w^ King hath :33 thwown :33 his :3 wawdew down. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Let them uWu way ^.^ by uWu theiw hewmets ÚwÚ and uWu theiw >_> speaws, -xDD And both ^-^ wetuwn back to uWu theiw >_> chaiws ;;w;; again. -Withdraw with us; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the trumpets >_> sound -While ^.^ we ^-^ wetuwn these >_< dukes >_> what ^.^ we :33 decwee. - -^-^ A ^-^ wong flourish, OwO whiwe x3 the ;;w;; KING x3 consuwts :33 his Counciw - -Draw near, -xDD And ÚwÚ wist >_> what with UwU ouw council ^.^ we uWu have ^-^ donye. -For :3 that UwU ouw kingdom's ^.^ eawth >_> shouwd nyot be ^.^ soiw'd -With :3 that uWu deaw :3 bwood which >w< it hath ^.^ fostewed; -xDD And fow UwU ouw eyes UwU do ^-^ hate x3 the xDD diwe uWu aspect -Of ÚwÚ civiw wounds pwough'd x3 up with nyeighbouws' ^-^ swowd; -xDD And fow ^.^ we think x3 the >_> eagwe-winged >_< pwide -Of >_< sky-aspiwing ÚwÚ and :3 ambitious thoughts, -With ^.^ wivaw-hating xDD envy, uWu set on xDD you -;;w;; To wake UwU ouw ÚwÚ peace, which uWu in UwU ouw >_> countwy's >_> cwadwe -^w^ Dwaws x3 the x3 sweet xDD infant UwU bweath of ^-^ gentwe ^w^ sweep; ->_< Which UwU so wous'd x3 up with UwU boist'wous ^w^ untun'd drums, -With harsh-resounding trumpets' :3 dweadfuw ;;w;; bway, -xDD And gwating x3 shock of wrathful iwon awms, -^.^ Might from UwU ouw :33 quiet confines :33 fwight >w< faiw uWu peace -xDD And >_< make >_> us ^w^ wade even uWu in UwU ouw kindwed's blood- -Therefore ^.^ we banyish xDD you UwU ouw territories. ->_< You, xDD cousin ÚwÚ Hewefowd, ;;w;; upon :33 pain of :3 wife, -Tiww twice five summers uWu have ^-^ enwich'd UwU ouw fields -Shall nyot uWu wegweet UwU ouw >w< faiw uWu dominyions, -OwO But ;;w;; twead x3 the stwangew UwU paths of >_> banyishment. -BOLINGBROKE. uWu Youw xDD wiww be ^-^ donye. This ^w^ must x3 my uWu comfowt ^-^ be- -:33 That sun :3 that xDD wawms xDD you OwO hewe UwU shaww shine on uWu me, -xDD And UwU those :33 his golden beams to xDD you OwO hewe OwO went -Shall :33 point on ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and gild x3 my >_> banyishment. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Nyowfowk, fow uWu thee remains :3 a heaview doom, ->_< Which UwU I with x3 some unwillingness ^.^ pwonyounce: -uWu The sly slow >_> houws UwU shaww nyot :33 detewminyate -uWu The datewess wimit of >w< thy uWu deaw ^-^ exiwe; -uWu The :33 hopewess ;;w;; wowd of 'nyevew to return' -Bweathe UwU I OwO against ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; upon :33 pain of life. -MOWBRAY. ^-^ A x3 heavy xDD sentence, x3 my UwU most suvweign ^.^ wiege, -xDD And aww unwook'd fow from x3 youw Highness' xDD mouth. -^-^ A ÚwÚ deawew uWu mewit, nyot UwU so >_> deep :3 a :3 maim -;;w;; As to be ;;w;; cast fowth uWu in x3 the ^w^ common air, -:3 Have UwU I deserved uWu at x3 youw Highness' ^w^ hands. -uWu The language UwU I uWu have ^w^ weawnt these >w< fowty years, -OwO My OwO nyative Engwish, nyow UwU I ^w^ must >_> fowgo; -xDD And nyow x3 my >_< tongue's use >_> is to ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe -Than >w< an ;;w;; unstwinged ÚwÚ viow ow :3 a harp; -:33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a x3 cunnying UwU instwument xDD cas'd x3 up -:3 Ow, ^.^ being open, put x3 into :33 his ^.^ hands -:33 That xDD knyows nyo :33 touch to tune x3 the >w< hawmony. -OwO Within x3 my xDD mouth xDD you uWu have engaol'd x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -^w^ Doubwy ;;w;; powtcuwwis'd with x3 my teeth ÚwÚ and lips; -xDD And xDD duww, unfeeling, ^-^ bawwen ÚwÚ ignyowance -Is UwU made x3 my gaowew to >_< attend on x3 me. -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ;;w;; owd to ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD nyuwse, -Too uWu faw uWu in years to be :3 a ^w^ pupiw now. ->_> What >_> is >w< thy xDD sentence, >w< then, >_> but speechwess UwU death, ->_< Which robs x3 my >_> tongue from :33 bweathing OwO nyative >_> bweath? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ It ÚwÚ boots uWu thee nyot to be compassionate; ->w< Aftew UwU ouw :33 sentence xDD pwainying x3 comes ^w^ too UwU wate. -MOWBRAY. UwU Then OwO thus UwU I turn ;;w;; me from x3 my ^w^ countwv's wight, -;;w;; To dwell uWu in solemn x3 shades of uWu endwess OwO nyight. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Return OwO again, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< an ^-^ oath with thee. -Way on UwU ouw royal xDD swowd x3 youw banyish'd hands; -Swear ^.^ by x3 the >_> duty :3 that xDD you >_> owe to :33 God, -Our ÚwÚ pawt thewein ^.^ we banyish with ^w^ youwsewves, -;;w;; To >_< keep x3 the ^-^ oath :3 that ^.^ we >_< adminyistew: ->_> You >_< nyevew UwU shaww, UwU so OwO hewp xDD you uWu twuth ÚwÚ and :33 God, ->w< Embwace >_< each ;;w;; othew's wuv uWu in ;;w;; banyishment; -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew wook ;;w;; upon >_< each ;;w;; othew's face; -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew wwite, xDD wegweet, nor reconcile -This ^.^ wouwing UwU tempest of x3 youw OwO home-bwed :33 hate; -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew ^.^ by ^w^ advised OwO puwpose :3 meet -;;w;; To >_> pwot, contrive, ow complot xDD any UwU iww, -^w^ 'Gainst us, UwU ouw state, UwU ouw xDD subjects, ow UwU ouw xDD wand. -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I OwO sweaw. -MOWBRAY. xDD And I, to >_< keep aww UwU this. -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Nyowfowk, UwU so uWu faw >_< as to >_< minye enemy. -^-^ By ÚwÚ this time, xDD had x3 the ^w^ King ;;w;; pewmitted us, -x3 Onye of UwU ouw >w< souws xDD had ^-^ wand'wed uWu in x3 the air, -Banish'd ÚwÚ this frail >w< sepuwchwe of UwU ouw OwO fwesh, -;;w;; As nyow UwU ouw >w< fwesh >_> is banyish'd from ÚwÚ this xDD wand- -^w^ Confess >w< thy :3 tweasons ere xDD thou fwy x3 the ÚwÚ weawm; -Since xDD thou x3 hast uWu faw to x3 go, UwU beaw nyot :3 awong -uWu The uWu cwogging buwden of :3 a guiwty ^-^ souw. -MOWBRAY. :3 Nyo, ^-^ Bowingbwoke; >_> if OwO evew UwU I :3 wewe traitor, -OwO My xDD nyame be uWu bwotted from x3 the ^w^ book of :3 wife, -xDD And UwU I from heaven banyish'd >_< as from UwU hence! -OwO But >_> what xDD thou awt, :33 God, UwU thou, ÚwÚ and I, UwU do know; -xDD And aww ^w^ too >_< soon, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww xDD wue. -UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wiege. Now nyo uWu way ^.^ can UwU I >_> stway: -:3 Save back to England, >w< an x3 the OwO wowwd's x3 my >_> way. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Uncwe, even uWu in x3 the glasses of ^.^ thinye eyes -UwU I >_> see >w< thy gwieved ;;w;; heawt. x3 Thy >_> sad uWu aspect ->_< Hath from x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of :33 his banyish'd years -:33 Pwuck'd fouw xDD away. :33 [To BOWINGBWOKE] uWu Six uWu fwozen >w< wintews >_< spent, -Return with wewcome ^.^ home from >_> banyishment. -BOLINGBROKE. How ^-^ wong :3 a time wies uWu in one xDD wittwe word! -Four lagging >w< wintews ÚwÚ and fouw >_< wanton springs -:33 End uWu in :3 a wowd: xDD such >_> is x3 the UwU bweath of ^-^ Kings. -uWu GAUNT. UwU I >_> thank x3 my wiege :3 that uWu in regard of ;;w;; me ->w< He ^.^ showtens fouw years of x3 my ÚwÚ son's ^-^ exiwe; -OwO But xDD wittwe ;;w;; vantage UwU shaww UwU I reap thereby, -For ere x3 the six years :3 that ^.^ he hath to spend -UwU Can change uWu theiw UwU moons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing uWu theiw times about, -OwO My oil-dried wamp ÚwÚ and >_> time-bewasted >w< wight -Shall be >_< extinct with age ÚwÚ and uWu endwess ^w^ nyight; -OwO My ÚwÚ inch of xDD tapew xDD wiww be burnt ÚwÚ and :33 donye, -xDD And :3 bwindfowd :33 death nyot wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 my OwO son. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, uWu uncwe, xDD thou x3 hast UwU many years to wive. -uWu GAUNT. OwO But nyot :3 a ;;w;; minyute, OwO King, :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst ;;w;; give: -^-^ Showten x3 my OwO days xDD thou ;;w;; canst with UwU suwwen sorrow -xDD And pluck :33 nyights from uWu me, >_> but nyot xDD wend :3 a uWu mowwow; -^.^ Thou uWu can'st OwO hewp time to fuwwow ;;w;; me with age, -OwO But ÚwÚ stop nyo wrinkle uWu in :33 his >_> piwgwimage; -x3 Thy ;;w;; wowd >_> is :3 cuwwent with ^.^ him fow x3 my UwU death, -OwO But >_< dead, >w< thy ^w^ kingdom ;;w;; cannyot UwU buy x3 my >_< bweath. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Thy >_< son >_> is banyish'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ good x3 advice, -:33 Wheweto >w< thy >_> tongue :3 a ÚwÚ pawty-vewdict x3 gave. -Why uWu at UwU ouw justice :3 seem'st xDD thou xDD then to lour? -uWu GAUNT. ^w^ Things x3 sweet to >_> taste ^-^ pwuv uWu in digestion ^-^ souw. ->_> You ;;w;; uwg'd ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a ;;w;; judge; >_> but UwU I xDD had rather ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have bid ;;w;; me awgue ^.^ wike :3 a :33 fathew. ->_< O, xDD had >w< it :33 been :3 a uWu stwangew, nyot x3 my child, -;;w;; To x3 smooth :33 his ;;w;; fauwt UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe x3 miwd. -^-^ A :33 pawtiaw ^-^ swandew >_< sought UwU I to >_> avoid, -xDD And uWu in x3 the :33 sentence x3 my UwU own >w< wife destroy'd. -ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I >_> wook'd when x3 some of xDD you >_> shouwd >_> say -UwU I UwU was ^w^ too :3 stwict to >_< make >_< minye UwU own :3 away; -OwO But xDD you uWu gave OwO weave to x3 my xDD unwiwwing >_> tongue -^w^ Against x3 my xDD wiww to UwU do mysewf ÚwÚ this wrong. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Cousin, faweweww; x3 and, uWu uncwe, bid ^.^ him :3 so. -uWu Six years ^.^ we banyish :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. ->w< Fwouwish. uWu Exit ;;w;; KING with twain -AUMERLE. Cousin, faweweww; >_> what x3 pwesence ^w^ must nyot knyow, -Fwom :3 whewe xDD you UwU do wemain wet paper show. -MAWSHAW. OwO My uWu wowd, nyo OwO weave OwO take I, fow UwU I xDD wiww uWu wide -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as ÚwÚ wand xDD wiww wet ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 youw ^w^ side. -uWu GAUNT. >_< O, to >_> what OwO puwpose dost xDD thou hoawd >w< thy wowds, -:33 That xDD thou wetuwnyest nyo :3 gweeting to >w< thy friends? -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I uWu have ^w^ too x3 few to OwO take x3 my OwO weave of UwU you, -x3 When x3 the >_< tongue's ^.^ office >_> shouwd be prodigal -;;w;; To ;;w;; bweathe x3 the abundant dolour of x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -uWu GAUNT. x3 Thy grief >_> is >_> but >w< thy >w< absence fow :3 a uWu time. -BOLINGBROKE. uWu Joy uWu absent, grief >_> is xDD pwesent fow :3 that uWu time. -uWu GAUNT. >_> What >_> is six wintews? ^-^ They OwO awe quickly ;;w;; gonye. -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; To ;;w;; men uWu in :33 joy; >_> but grief x3 makes one >_> houw ;;w;; ten. -uWu GAUNT. ;;w;; Caww >w< it :3 a travel :3 that xDD thou :33 tak'st fow pleasure. -BOLINGBROKE. OwO My >_< heawt xDD wiww x3 sigh when UwU I miscaww >w< it >_> so, ->_< Which ÚwÚ finds >w< it >w< an enfowced ;;w;; piwgwimage. -uWu GAUNT. uWu The UwU suwwen uWu passage of >w< thy ÚwÚ weawy steps -ÚwÚ Esteem >_< as ÚwÚ foiw wherein xDD thou awt to uWu set -uWu The >_< pwecious jewel of >w< thy ^.^ home wetuwn. -BOLINGBROKE. Nyay, UwU wathew, every tedious stwide UwU I >_< make -Will >_> but remember ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a deal of wowwd -UwU I >w< wandew from x3 the :3 jewews :3 that UwU I love. -:3 Must UwU I nyot serve :3 a ^-^ wong apprenticehood -;;w;; To :33 foweign >_< passages; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ^w^ end, ->_> Having x3 my ^w^ fweedom, boast of >_< nyothing >_> ewse -OwO But :3 that UwU I UwU was :3 a uWu jouwnyeyman to :33 gwief? -uWu GAUNT. All pwaces :3 that x3 the ^w^ eye of heaven >_> visits -^w^ Awe to :3 a uWu wise x3 man ports ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy havens. -:3 Teach >w< thy ;;w;; nyecessity to reason thus: ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo viwtue ^.^ wike ;;w;; nyecessity. -^w^ Think nyot x3 the ^w^ King uWu did banyish ÚwÚ thee, -OwO But xDD thou x3 the ;;w;; King. ;;w;; Woe xDD doth x3 the heaview sit -Whewe >w< it ^-^ pewceives >w< it >_> is >_> but ^w^ faintwy >_> home. -^w^ Go, >_> say UwU I sent uWu thee fowth to puwchase honyouw, -xDD And nyot x3 the ^w^ King >w< exiw'd ÚwÚ thee; ow ^.^ suppose -^w^ Devouwing uWu pestiwence uWu hangs uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ aiw -xDD And xDD thou awt uWu fwying to :3 a ^-^ fweshew ^w^ cwime. -Wook >_> what >w< thy :3 souw ÚwÚ howds deaw, imagine >w< it -;;w;; To >_< wie :3 that uWu way xDD thou goest, nyot >_> whence xDD thou com'st. ->_> Suppose x3 the >_< singing xDD biwds uWu musicians, -uWu The gwass wheweon xDD thou x3 twead'st x3 the x3 pwesence ;;w;; stwew'd, -uWu The fwowews >w< faiw x3 wadies, ÚwÚ and >w< thy steps nyo ^.^ mowe -Than :3 a >_> dewightfuw UwU measuwe ow :3 a dance; -For gnyawwing sorrow hath less powew to ^-^ bite -uWu The x3 man :3 that :3 mocks uWu at >w< it ÚwÚ and :33 sets >w< it light. -BOLINGBROKE. >_< O, who ^.^ can howd :3 a fire uWu in :33 his uWu hand -^-^ By uWu thinking on x3 the fwosty ^.^ Caucasus? -:33 Ow cwoy x3 the hungwy UwU edge of xDD appetite -^-^ By OwO bawe xDD imaginyation of :3 a feast? -:33 Ow x3 wawwow nyaked uWu in Decembew >w< snyow -^-^ By uWu thinking on ^.^ fantastic :33 summew's heat? ->_< O, no! x3 the apprehension of x3 the ÚwÚ good ->w< Gives >_> but x3 the :33 gweatew :33 feewing to x3 the x3 wowse. -Feww ^.^ sowwow's ^.^ tooth xDD doth >_< nyevew ^-^ wankwe ^.^ mowe -Than when ^.^ he :3 bites, >_> but :33 wanceth nyot x3 the sore. -uWu GAUNT. ^.^ Come, come, x3 my x3 son, I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee on >w< thy >_> way. -xDD Had UwU I >w< thy >_> youtwi ÚwÚ and >_< cause, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< stay. -BOLINGBROKE. Then, Engwand's ground, faweweww; x3 sweet ^w^ soiw, uWu adieu; -OwO My :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyuwse, :3 that bears ;;w;; me UwU yet! ->_> Whewe'ew UwU I wander, boast of ÚwÚ this UwU I >_< can: -;;w;; Though banish'd, yet :3 a twuebown :3 Engwish man. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -OwO Wondon. uWu The court - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, with ÚwÚ BAGOT ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWEEN, uWu at one door; -ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^.^ AUMEWWE uWu at anyothew - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We uWu did observe. x3 Cousin xDD Aumewwe, -How uWu faw ^.^ bwought xDD you xDD high Hewefowd on :33 his >w< way? -AUMERLE. UwU I ^.^ bwought xDD high ÚwÚ Hewefowd, >_> if xDD you caww ^.^ him >_> so, -OwO But to x3 the :3 nyext xDD high :3 way, ÚwÚ and there UwU I left ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And say, >_> what OwO stowe of >w< pawting tears :3 wewe >w< shed? -AUMERLE. Faith, >_< nyonye fow OwO me; :33 except x3 the >w< nyowth-east ;;w;; wind, ->_< Which xDD then bwew bittewwy OwO against UwU ouw uWu faces, -ÚwÚ Awak'd x3 the x3 sweeping rheum, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ by chance -Did xDD gwace UwU ouw OwO howwow >w< pawting with :3 a >_> teaw. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What uWu said UwU ouw xDD cousin when xDD you pawted with him? -AUMERLE. 'Farewell.' -^.^ And, fow x3 my >_< heawt disdainyed :3 that x3 my >_> tongue -Should UwU so uWu pwofanye x3 the word, :3 that ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me cwaft -;;w;; To OwO countewfeit oppwession of xDD such grief -:33 That wowds ^w^ seem'd buried uWu in x3 my ^.^ sowwow's x3 gwave. -OwO Mawwy, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ;;w;; wowd >w< 'faweweww' uWu have >w< wength'nyed >_> houws -xDD And >_< added years to :33 his showt banishment, ->w< He >_> shouwd uWu have xDD had :3 a >_< vowume of >_> fawewewws; -OwO But xDD since >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, ^.^ he xDD had >_< nyonye of x3 me. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >w< He >_> is UwU ouw OwO cousin, :3 cousin; >_> but UwU 'tis doubt, -x3 When time UwU shaww caww ^.^ him ^.^ home from banishment, -Whethew UwU ouw kinsman come to >_> see :33 his fwiends. -Ourself, ÚwÚ and x3 Bushy, >w< Bagot UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and Green, -:33 Obsewv'd :33 his OwO couwtship to x3 the ^w^ common xDD peopwe; -How ^.^ he uWu did xDD seem to ^w^ dive x3 into uWu theiw heawts -With humble ÚwÚ and ^.^ famiwiaw couwtesy; ->_> What ^w^ wevewence ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ thwow OwO away on swaves, ->_< Wooing poor ^-^ cwaftsmen with x3 the cwaft of ^-^ smiwes -xDD And patient uWu undewbeawing of :33 his fowtunye, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe to banyish uWu theiw >_< affects with ^.^ him. -:33 Off xDD goes :33 his :3 bonnyet to >w< an UwU oystew-wench; -^-^ A ;;w;; bwace of draymen bid ^w^ God ^w^ speed ^.^ him weww -xDD And xDD had x3 the UwU twibute of :33 his supple OwO knyee, -With xDD 'Thanks, x3 my ÚwÚ countwymen, x3 my >w< woving friends'; -;;w;; As :3 wewe UwU ouw England uWu in reversion his, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU ouw >w< subjects' :3 nyext degwee uWu in ^-^ hope. -uWu GWEEN. xDD Weww, ^.^ he >_> is xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and with ^.^ him OwO go these thoughts! -Now fow x3 the ÚwÚ webews which stand x3 out uWu in ÚwÚ Iwewand, -^w^ Expedient manage ^w^ must be made, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -Ere further leisure ^-^ yicwd them further means -For uWu theiw ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ and x3 youw Highness' loss. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We xDD wiww :3 ouwsewf uWu in ÚwÚ pewson to ÚwÚ this UwU waw; -^.^ And, fow UwU ouw >_> coffews, with ^w^ too great :3 a court -xDD And xDD wibewaw largess, OwO awe grown >_< somewhat wight, -We OwO awe enforc'd to ;;w;; fawm UwU ouw royal ÚwÚ weawm; -uWu The >_> wevenyue xDD wheweof UwU shaww furnish >_> us -For UwU ouw affairs uWu in >w< hand. ;;w;; If :3 that come ^.^ showt, -Our >w< substitutes uWu at ^.^ home UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; bwank charters; -^.^ Wheweto, when ;;w;; they UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >_> what ;;w;; men OwO awe rich, -^-^ They UwU shaww uWu subscwibe them fow large uWu sums of ^.^ gowd, -xDD And >_> send them ÚwÚ aftew to suppwy UwU ouw >_> wants; -For ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make fow Iwewand presently. - -Entew x3 BUSHY - -x3 Bushy, >_> what nyews? -:33 BUSHY. ^-^ Owd John of Gaunt >_> is ;;w;; gwievous :33 sick, x3 my uWu wowd, -Suddenly ;;w;; taken; ÚwÚ and hath sent ;;w;; poste-haste -;;w;; To entweat x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to x3 visit ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Whewe wies uWu he? -:33 BUSHY. At Ewy ^.^ House. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Now put :33 it, :33 God, uWu in x3 the physician's ^-^ mind -;;w;; To OwO hewp ^.^ him to :33 his :3 gwave uWu immediatewy! -uWu The :3 winying of :33 his >_< coffews UwU shaww >_< make coats -;;w;; To deck UwU ouw ^-^ sowdiews fow these Irish waws. -^.^ Come, xDD gentwemen, >_> wet's aww OwO go x3 visit ^.^ him. ->_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ we OwO may >_< make xDD haste, ÚwÚ and come ^w^ too uWu wate! -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Amen. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Wondon. Ewy House - -Entew >_< JOHN ÚwÚ OF ^w^ GAUNT, :33 sick, with x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, :33 etc. - -uWu GAUNT. Will x3 the ^w^ King come, :3 that UwU I OwO may ;;w;; bweathe x3 my >w< wast -^w^ In whowesome counsel to :33 his ÚwÚ unstaid >_> youth? -:3 YOWK. :33 Vex nyot yourself, nor strive nyot with x3 youw breath; -For aww uWu in :33 vain x3 comes counsel to :33 his :3 eaw. -uWu GAUNT. >_< O, >_> but ;;w;; they >_> say x3 the tongues of dying ;;w;; men -Enforce >w< attention ^.^ wike >_> deep >w< hawmony. -Whewe wowds OwO awe scawce, ;;w;; they OwO awe seldom xDD spent uWu in OwO vain; -For ;;w;; they ;;w;; bweathe uWu twuth :3 that ;;w;; bweathe uWu theiw wowds -in OwO pain. ->w< He :3 that nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ must >_> say >_> is wisten'd ^.^ mowe -Than ;;w;; they ÚwÚ whom :33 youth ÚwÚ and ^w^ ease uWu have ÚwÚ taught to glose; -uWu Mowe OwO awe men's uWu ends uWu mawk'd than uWu theiw ;;w;; wives befowe. -uWu The >w< setting sun, ÚwÚ and uWu music uWu at x3 the cwose, -;;w;; As x3 the >w< wast >_> taste of x3 sweets, >_> is ^w^ sweetest last, -;;w;; Wwit uWu in wemembwance ^.^ mowe than ^.^ things ^-^ wong past. -;;w;; Though Richard x3 my ^w^ wife's counsel ^.^ wouwd nyot heaw, -OwO My ^w^ death's >_> sad xDD tawe OwO may yet x3 undeaf :33 his :3 eaw. -:3 YOWK. No; >w< it >_> is ;;w;; stopp'd with othew flattering >_< sounds, -;;w;; As praises, of x3 whose >_> taste x3 the uWu wise OwO awe fond, -Lascivious >_> metwes, to x3 whose ;;w;; venyom >_> sound -uWu The open ear of :33 youth xDD doth awways >_> wisten; -Report of ÚwÚ fashions uWu in OwO pwoud Italy, ->_< Whose ^w^ mannyews still UwU ouw ÚwÚ tawdy ^.^ apish nation ->w< Wimps ÚwÚ aftew uWu in UwU base >_< imitation. -Whewe xDD doth x3 the wowwd thwust fowth :3 a vanity- -^w^ So >w< it be ^w^ nyew, there's nyo wespect >w< how ÚwÚ viwe- -:33 That >_> is nyot quickly :3 buzz'd x3 into :33 his ears? -UwU Then aww ^w^ too wate x3 comes counsel to be heard -Whewe xDD wiww xDD doth mutiny with uWu wit's :3 wegawd. -OwO Diwect nyot ^.^ him x3 whose uWu way >_< himsewf xDD wiww UwU choose. -'Tis UwU bweath xDD thou wack'st, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU bweath wiwt xDD thou uWu wose. -uWu GAUNT. Methinks UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 pwophet x3 nyew inspiw'd, -xDD And OwO thus OwO expiwing UwU do ^w^ foweteww of :33 him: -ÚwÚ His >_< wash >_< fiewce bwaze of riot ;;w;; cannyot last, -For :3 viowent fiwes >w< soon buwn x3 out themselves; ->w< Smaww >w< showews >w< wast long, >_> but ^.^ sudden storms OwO awe :33 showt; ->w< He tires betimes :3 that :33 spuws ^w^ too ÚwÚ fast ^.^ betimes; -With eagew feeding OwO food xDD doth >_< choke x3 the feeder; -Light OwO vanyity, insatiate OwO cowmowant, -uWu Consuming >_< means, >w< soon ÚwÚ pweys ;;w;; upon itself. -This royal >_< thwonye of OwO kings, ÚwÚ this >_< scept'wed isle, -This ^.^ eawth of ^.^ majesty, ÚwÚ this uWu seat of :33 Maws, -This othew :33 Eden, demi-pawadise, -This ÚwÚ fowtwess buiwt ^.^ by ÚwÚ Nyatuwe fow herself -^w^ Against :3 infection ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of waw, -This ^w^ happy breed of men, ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ^w^ wowwd, -This >_< pwecious stone uWu set uWu in x3 the :33 siwvew :33 sea, ->_< Which sewves >w< it uWu in x3 the ^.^ office of :3 a :3 waww, -:33 Ow >_< as :3 a :3 moat ^.^ defensive to :3 a house, -^w^ Against x3 the :3 envy of less uWu happiew :33 wands; -This blessed >_> pwot, ÚwÚ this earth, ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawm, ÚwÚ this England, -This xDD nyuwse, ÚwÚ this teeming womb of royal OwO kings, -x3 Feaw'd ^.^ by uWu theiw ^-^ bweed, ÚwÚ and famous ^.^ by uWu theiw birth, -UwU Wenyownyed fow uWu theiw >_< deeds >_< as uWu faw from ^.^ home, -For Christian OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and true chivalry, -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the >w< sepuwchwe uWu in ^-^ stubbown ^-^ Jewwy -Of x3 the OwO wowwd's ransom, blessed Mawy's ^w^ Son; -This ÚwÚ wand of xDD such uWu deaw souws, ÚwÚ this uWu deaw uWu deaw land, ->_< Deaw fow her >_< weputation ^w^ thwough x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Is nyow weas'd ^w^ out-I ^-^ die pwonyouncing OwO it- -Wike to :3 a :33 tenyement ow >_< pewting ^w^ fawm. -England, bound uWu in with x3 the x3 twiumphant :33 sea, ->_< Whose rocky >w< showe ÚwÚ beats back x3 the envious ^-^ siege -Of ^.^ wat'wy Neptune, >_> is nyow bound uWu in with UwU shame, -With x3 inky bwots ÚwÚ and wotten pawchment OwO bonds; -:33 That England, :3 that UwU was UwU wont to conquer ^w^ othews, ->_< Hath UwU made :3 a >_> shamefuw conquest of itself. -xDD Ah, ^.^ wouwd x3 the OwO scandaw :3 vanyish with x3 my :3 wife, -How ^w^ happy xDD then :3 wewe x3 my ;;w;; ensuing ;;w;; death! - -Entew ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and xDD QUEEN, AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ BUSHY, ^w^ GWEEN, >w< BAGOT, -Ross, ÚwÚ and xDD WIWWOUGHBY - -:3 YOWK. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is >_< come; deal ^.^ miwdwy with :33 his youth, -For xDD young :3 hot ^w^ cowts ^.^ being ^w^ wag'd UwU do xDD wage x3 the more. -QUEEN. How fawes UwU ouw x3 nyobwe :33 uncwe Lancaster? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What comfort, man? How :3 is't with ^-^ aged ;;w;; Gaunt? -uWu GAUNT. >_< O, >w< how :3 that xDD nyame befits x3 my composition! -^-^ Owd Gaunt, :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and xDD gaunt uWu in ^.^ being ^-^ owd. -OwO Within ;;w;; me grief hath :33 kept :3 a tedious x3 fast; -xDD And who ^-^ abstains from :3 meat :3 that >_> is nyot >_> gaunt? -For x3 sweeping England ^-^ wong time uWu have UwU I >w< watch'd; -:3 Watching breeds x3 weannyess, weannyess >_> is >w< an ^w^ gaunt. -uWu The :3 pweasuwe :3 that x3 some uWu fathews >w< feed ;;w;; upon -Is x3 my :3 stwict UwU fast-I >_> mean x3 my chiwdwen's looks; -xDD And thewein ^.^ fasting, x3 hast xDD thou UwU made ;;w;; me ^w^ gaunt. -Gaunt ^w^ am UwU I fow x3 the ^-^ gwave, xDD gaunt >_< as :3 a ^-^ gwave, ->_< Whose OwO howwow womb inhewits >_< nyought >_> but xDD bonyes. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Can >w< sick ;;w;; men :33 pway UwU so nyicewy with uWu theiw :33 nyames? -uWu GAUNT. :3 Nyo, misery x3 makes spowt to ÚwÚ mock uWu itsewf: -Since xDD thou dost >_> seek to OwO kiww x3 my xDD nyame uWu in uWu me, -UwU I ÚwÚ mock x3 my :33 nyame, great OwO king, to flatter thee. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Should dying ;;w;; men flatter with UwU those :3 that >_> wive? -uWu GAUNT. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ;;w;; men UwU wiving flatter UwU those :3 that die. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Thou, nyow >_> a-dying, sayest xDD thou fwattewest x3 me. -uWu GAUNT. >_< O, no! xDD thou OwO diest, ^w^ though UwU I x3 the sicker >w< be. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :33 heawth, UwU I ^w^ bweathe, ÚwÚ and >_> see uWu thee ill. -uWu GAUNT. Now >w< He :3 that UwU made ;;w;; me xDD knyows UwU I >_> see uWu thee iww; ->_< Iww uWu in mysewf to see, ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu thee ^-^ seeing ill. -x3 Thy death-bed >_> is nyo wessew than >w< thy ÚwÚ wand -^-^ Whewein xDD thou wiest uWu in >_< weputation xDD sick; -xDD And UwU thou, ^w^ too xDD cawewess patient >_< as xDD thou awt, -OwO Commit'st >w< thy ^-^ anyointed >w< body to x3 the >w< cuwe -Of UwU those x3 physicians :3 that xDD fiwst wounded >_< thee: -^-^ A thousand uWu fwattewews sit within >w< thy :3 cwown, ->_< Whose compass >_> is nyo ;;w;; biggew than >w< thy head; -xDD And ^w^ yet, incaged uWu in UwU so UwU smaww :3 a verge, -uWu The uWu waste >_> is nyo whit wessew than >w< thy xDD wand. ->_< O, xDD had >w< thy >_> gwandsiwe with :3 a pwophet's ^w^ eye -;;w;; Seen >w< how :33 his ÚwÚ son's >_< son >_> shouwd ÚwÚ destwoy :33 his sons, -Fwom fowth >w< thy :3 weach ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd uWu have laid >w< thy UwU shame, ->w< Deposing uWu thee >w< befowe xDD thou OwO wewt possess'd, ->_< Which awt >_< possess'd nyow to depose thysewf. -Why, OwO cousin, OwO wewt xDD thou wegent of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ shame to wet ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand ^.^ by >_> wease; -OwO But fow >w< thy wowwd enjoying >_> but ÚwÚ this land, -Is >w< it nyot ^.^ mowe than ^-^ shame to ^-^ shame >w< it so? -Wandwowd of England awt xDD thou now, nyot ;;w;; King. -x3 Thy >w< state of law >_> is ^.^ bondswave to x3 the UwU waw; -xDD And ^w^ thou- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A wunyatic ;;w;; wean-witted x3 foow, ->w< Pwesuming on >w< an >w< ague's ^.^ pwiviwege, -^-^ Dawest with >w< thy uWu fwozen ^-^ admonyition -^-^ Make pawe UwU ouw OwO cheek, ^.^ chasing x3 the royal :3 bwood -With UwU fuwy from :33 his OwO nyative ^-^ wesidence. -Now ^.^ by x3 my seat's >w< wight royal ^.^ majesty, -:33 Wewt xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ bwothew to great >_< Edwawd's x3 son, -This >_> tongue :3 that wuns UwU so roundly uWu in >w< thy >_> head -Should >w< wun >w< thy >_> head from >w< thy OwO unwevewent shoulders. -uWu GAUNT. >_< O, ^w^ Spawe ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Edwawd's x3 son, -For :3 that UwU I UwU was :33 his >w< fathew >_< Edwawd's son; -:33 That :3 bwood already, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu pewican, -Hast xDD thou xDD tapp'd ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and dwunkenwy cawous'd. -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, uWu pwain weww-meanying ;;w;; souw- -;;w;; Whom >w< faiw befaww uWu in heaven ^w^ 'mongst ^w^ happy souws!- -^-^ May be :3 a xDD pwecedent ÚwÚ and >_> witnyess ÚwÚ good -:33 That xDD thou >_> wespect'st nyot xDD spiwwing >_< Edwawd's blood. ->_> Join with x3 the xDD pwesent sicknyess :3 that UwU I uWu have; -xDD And >w< thy unkindnyess be ^.^ wike crooked age, -;;w;; To crop uWu at >_> once :3 a ^w^ too ^-^ wong :3 withewed >_< fwowew. -Wive uWu in >w< thy UwU shame, >_> but ^-^ die nyot ^-^ shame with uWu thee! -;;w;; These wowds heweaftew >w< thy :3 towmentows OwO be! -^.^ Convey ;;w;; me to x3 my ^.^ bed, xDD then to x3 my x3 gwave. -Wuv ;;w;; they to ^w^ wive :3 that wuv ÚwÚ and honour :3 have. -UwU Exit, :3 bownye x3 out ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ attendants -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And wet them ^-^ die :3 that age ÚwÚ and >_< suwwens uWu have; -For both x3 hast UwU thou, ÚwÚ and both :33 become x3 the x3 gwave. -:3 YOWK. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ impute :33 his wowds -;;w;; To :33 waywawd :3 sickwinyess ÚwÚ and age uWu in ^.^ him. ->w< He loves UwU you, on x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howds xDD you uWu deaw -;;w;; As ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, :3 wewe ^.^ he hewe. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Wight, xDD you >_> say >_> twue: >_< as >w< Hewefowd's xDD wuv, UwU so ^w^ his; -;;w;; As theiws, UwU so minye; ÚwÚ and aww be >_< as >w< it >w< is. - -Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My ^.^ wiege, ;;w;; owd Gaunt uWu commends ^.^ him to x3 youw >_< Majesty. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What ;;w;; says uWu he? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyay, uWu nyothing; aww >_> is UwU said. -ÚwÚ His >_> tongue >_> is nyow :3 a ^-^ stwingwess ^.^ instwument; -;;w;; Wowds, :3 wife, ÚwÚ and all, ;;w;; owd :3 Wancastew hath :33 spent. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ Be York x3 the :3 nyext :3 that ^w^ must be >w< bankwupt so! -;;w;; Though :33 death be OwO poow, >w< it uWu ends :3 a >w< mowtaw woe. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The ripest ^w^ fwuit xDD fiwst >_< fawws, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD doth he; -ÚwÚ His time >_> is >_< spent, UwU ouw pilgrimage ^w^ must >w< be. -^w^ So much fow x3 that. Now fow UwU ouw Irish waws. -We ^w^ must :33 suppwant UwU those OwO wough ^w^ wug-headed ^w^ kewns, ->_< Which ^w^ wive ^.^ wike ;;w;; venyom :3 whewe nyo ;;w;; venyom >_> ewse -OwO But >w< onwy ;;w;; they uWu have OwO pwiviwege to wive. -xDD And fow these great affairs UwU do ^w^ ask x3 some charge, -Towards UwU ouw ^.^ assistance ^.^ we UwU do x3 seize to >_> us -uWu The ;;w;; pwate, coin, :33 wevenyues, ÚwÚ and moveables, -:3 Wheweof UwU ouw :33 uncwe Gaunt uWu did stand ^.^ possess'd. -:3 YOWK. How ^-^ wong UwU shaww UwU I be uWu patient? xDD Ah, >w< how ^-^ wong -Shall xDD tendew >_> duty >_< make ;;w;; me suffew ÚwÚ wwong? -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 Gwoucestew's UwU death, nor >w< Hewefowd's banishment, -x3 Nyow ^.^ Gaunt's rebukes, nor Engwand's >_> pwivate wrongs, -x3 Nyow x3 the prevention of poor :3 Bowingbwoke -About :33 his ^.^ mawwiage, nor x3 my UwU own disgrace, -:3 Have OwO evew UwU made ;;w;; me :3 souw x3 my patient >_< cheek -:33 Ow >w< bend one wrinkle on x3 my ^.^ suvweign's ;;w;; face. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >w< wast of x3 nyobwe >_< Edwawd's sons, -Of ÚwÚ whom >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, UwU was fiwst. -^w^ In >w< waw UwU was >_< nyevew wion ^w^ wag'd ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ fiewce, -^w^ In uWu peace UwU was >_< nyevew ^-^ gentwe :3 wamb ^.^ mowe OwO miwd, -Than UwU was :3 that xDD young ÚwÚ and princely :3 gentweman. -ÚwÚ His OwO face xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, fow even UwU so >_> wook'd xDD he, -Accompwish'd with x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of >w< thy ^-^ houws; -OwO But when ^.^ he >w< fwown'd, >w< it UwU was OwO against x3 the OwO Fwench -xDD And nyot OwO against :33 his fwiends. ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe uWu hand -Did x3 win >_> what ^.^ he uWu did ;;w;; spend, ÚwÚ and xDD spent nyot :3 that ->_< Which :33 his x3 twiumphant father's uWu hand xDD had uWu won. -ÚwÚ His ^.^ hands :3 wewe guiwty of nyo >w< kindwed bwood, -OwO But bwoody with x3 the >_< enyemies of :33 his x3 kin. -x3 O Richard! York >_> is ^w^ too uWu faw >_> gonye with gwief, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^.^ he >_< nyevew ^.^ wouwd compare >w< between- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, uWu uncwe, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:3 YOWK. x3 O x3 my ^.^ wiege, -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, >_> if xDD you pwease; >_> if >_> nyot, I, pleas'd -ÚwÚ Nyot to be :3 pawdonyed, ^w^ am :3 content uWu withaw. -;;w;; Seek xDD you to x3 seize ÚwÚ and gripe x3 into x3 youw ^.^ hands -uWu The :33 woyawties ÚwÚ and wights of banyish'd ^.^ Hewefowd? -Is nyot Gaunt dead? ÚwÚ and xDD doth nyot Hewefowd >_> wive? -Was nyot Gaunt just? ÚwÚ and >_> is nyot ÚwÚ Hawwy twue? -Did nyot x3 the one OwO desewve to uWu have >w< an heir? -Is nyot :33 his heir :3 a OwO weww-desewving uWu son? -^.^ Take >w< Hewefowd's wights away, ÚwÚ and OwO take from ^-^ Time -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; chawtews ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< customawy >_> wights; -Let nyot to-mowwow xDD then ensue to-day; -^w^ Be nyot UwU thysewf-fow >w< how awt xDD thou :3 a x3 king -OwO But ^.^ by >w< faiw OwO sequence ÚwÚ and succession? ->_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe >w< God-God UwU fowbid UwU I >_> say OwO twue!- -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do UwU wwongfuwwy x3 seize >w< Hewefowd's :3 wights, -;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 the x3 wettews :33 patents :3 that ^.^ he hath -^-^ By :33 his attorneys-general to sue -ÚwÚ His wivewy, ÚwÚ and UwU deny :33 his ;;w;; off'wed ^w^ homage, ->_> You pluck :3 a thousand >_> dangews on x3 youw head, ->_> You wose :3 a thousand ÚwÚ weww-disposed hearts, -xDD And uWu pwick x3 my xDD tendew uWu patience to UwU those >_< thoughts ->_< Which honour ÚwÚ and OwO awwegiance ;;w;; cannyot UwU think. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Think >_> what xDD you :33 wiww, ^.^ we x3 seize x3 into UwU ouw ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; pwate, :33 his UwU goods, :33 his monyey, ÚwÚ and :33 his wands. -:3 YOWK. I'll nyot be ^.^ by x3 the >_> whiwe. OwO My ^.^ wiege, farewell. ->_> What xDD wiww ensue ^-^ heweof there's >_< nyonye ^.^ can tell; -OwO But ^.^ by :33 bad ;;w;; couwses OwO may be ^-^ undewstood -:33 That uWu theiw events ^.^ can >_< nyevew faww x3 out UwU good. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Go, x3 Bushy, to x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire >_< stwaight; -x3 Bid ^.^ him repair to >_> us to Ewy House -;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this business. >_< To-mowwow :3 nyext -We xDD wiww fow >_> Iwewand; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis time, UwU I ^w^ twow. -xDD And ^.^ we create, uWu in >w< absence of x3 ouwsewf, -Our Uncle York Lord >w< Guvwnyow of x3 Engwand; -For ^.^ he >_> is >_< just, ÚwÚ and awways :3 wov'd >_> us well. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, UwU ouw queen; to-mowwow ^w^ must ^.^ we ^w^ pawt; -^w^ Be >_> mewwy, fow UwU ouw time of xDD stay >_> is UwU showt. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt ;;w;; KING, xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ BUSHY, AUMEWWE, -^w^ GWEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAGOT -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Weww, wowds, x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Wancastew >_> is uWu dead. -Ross. xDD And UwU wiving :3 too; fow nyow :33 his >_< son >_> is uWu Duke. -WILLOUGHBY. Bawewy uWu in :3 titwe, nyot uWu in uWu wevenyues. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Wichwy uWu in xDD both, >_> if justice xDD had her ÚwÚ wight. -:3 WOSS. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is gweat; >_> but >w< it ^w^ must bweak with siwence, -Ewe't be ÚwÚ disbuwdenyed with :3 a xDD wibewaw :33 tongue. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyay, speak >w< thy xDD mind; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him ^w^ nye'ew speak ^.^ mowe -:33 That xDD speaks >w< thy wowds again to UwU do uWu thee >_< hawm! -WILLOUGHBY. ;;w;; Tends :3 that xDD thou wouldst speak to x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Hewefowd? -;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, x3 out with >w< it bowdwy, xDD man; -;;w;; Quick >_> is >_< minye ear to hear of ÚwÚ good uWu towawds ^.^ him. -:3 WOSS. No ÚwÚ good uWu at aww :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU do fow him; -OwO Unwess xDD you caww >w< it ÚwÚ good to pity :3 him, -Beweft ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gewded of :33 his patrimony. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe :33 God, UwU 'tis ^-^ shame xDD such >_< wwongs OwO awe :3 bownye -^w^ In :3 him, :3 a royal >_< pwince, ÚwÚ and UwU many ^-^ moe -Of x3 nyobwe :3 bwood uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ decwinying xDD wand. -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is nyot himsewf, >_> but xDD basewy x3 wed -^-^ By uWu fwattewews; ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; they xDD wiww uWu infowm, -x3 Mewewy uWu in hate, uWu 'gainst xDD any of >_> us an, -:33 That xDD wiww x3 the ^w^ King >w< sevewewy >_> pwosecute -^w^ 'Gainst us, UwU ouw lives, UwU ouw chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw heiws. -:3 WOSS. uWu The >w< commons hath ^.^ he :3 piww'd with ;;w;; gwievous UwU taxes; -xDD And quite wost uWu theiw >_> heawts; x3 the nyobwes hath ^.^ he find -For UwU ancient quarrels ÚwÚ and quite wost uWu theiw >w< heawts. -WILLOUGHBY. xDD And x3 daiwy x3 nyew exactions OwO awe ^-^ devis'd, -;;w;; As bwanks, uWu benyevowences, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu wot nyot :3 what; -OwO But x3 what, :3 a >_> God's :33 nyame, xDD doth :33 become of :3 this? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 Waws hath nyot wasted :33 it, fow ^w^ waww'd ^.^ he hath >_> nyot, -OwO But xDD basewy yiewded ;;w;; upon compwomise -:33 That which :33 his x3 nyobwe >w< ancestows ÚwÚ achiev'd with ÚwÚ bwows. -uWu Mowe hath ^.^ he xDD spent uWu in uWu peace than ;;w;; they uWu in waws. -:3 WOSS. uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire hath x3 the weawm uWu in ^w^ fawm. -WILLOUGHBY. uWu The >_< King's grown >w< bankwupt ^.^ wike :3 a xDD bwoken man. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 Wepwoach ÚwÚ and x3 dissowution UwU hangeth uvw ^.^ him. -:3 WOSS. >w< He hath nyot monyey fow these Irish ^-^ waws, -ÚwÚ His buwdenyous ^.^ taxations >w< nyotwithstanding, -OwO But ^.^ by x3 the robbing of x3 the banyish'd uWu Duke. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe OwO kinsman-most degenerate x3 king! -But, wowds, ^.^ we hear ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw UwU tempest ^w^ sing, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> seek nyo ÚwÚ shewtew to avoid x3 the ^w^ stowm; -We >_> see x3 the wind sit ^w^ sowe ;;w;; upon UwU ouw saiws, -xDD And yet ^.^ we strike >_> nyot, >_> but secuwewy x3 pewish. -:3 WOSS. We >_> see x3 the xDD vewy wreck :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ must >w< suffew; -xDD And >w< unyavoided >_> is x3 the danger nyow -For suffering UwU so x3 the ÚwÚ causes of UwU ouw >_< wweck. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Nyot so; even ^w^ thwough x3 the OwO howwow eyes of :33 death -UwU I ^w^ spy >w< wife peewing; >_> but UwU I dawe nyot >_> say -How nyeaw x3 the UwU tidings of UwU ouw uWu comfowt >w< is. -WILLOUGHBY. Nyay, wet >_> us share >w< thy >_< thoughts >_< as xDD thou dost >_> ouws. -:3 WOSS. ^w^ Be xDD confident to :3 speak, >_< Nyowthumbewwand. -We >w< thwee OwO awe >_> but ;;w;; thysewf, x3 and, speaking >_> so, -x3 Thy wowds OwO awe >_> but >_< as thoughts; >_< thewefowe be bowd. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Then thus: UwU I uWu have from Le Port UwU Bwanc, :3 a ^w^ bay -^w^ In ;;w;; Bwittany, weceiv'd ^.^ intewwigence -:33 That ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, Rainold Lord ÚwÚ Cobham, -:33 That wate broke from x3 the >w< Duke of >_< Exetew, -ÚwÚ His brother, UwU Awchbishop wate of Canterbury, -Sir Thomas Erpingham, Sir John x3 Wamston, -Sir John UwU Nyowbewy, Sir Robert UwU Watewton, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Fwancis Quoint- -All OwO these, weww OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ by x3 the >w< Duke of Britaine, -With eight ;;w;; taww >_> ships, >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; men of waw, -^w^ Awe x3 making ÚwÚ hithew with aww >_< due >_< expedience, -xDD And x3 showtwy >_> mean to :33 touch UwU ouw ^w^ nyowthewn ;;w;; showe. -:3 Pewhaps ;;w;; they xDD had ere uWu this, >_> but :3 that ;;w;; they xDD stay -uWu The xDD fiwst depawting of x3 the ^w^ King fow Iwewand. -;;w;; If xDD then ^.^ we UwU shaww ;;w;; shake x3 off UwU ouw :33 swavish uWu yoke, -xDD Imp x3 out UwU ouw ;;w;; dwooping >_> countwy's xDD bwoken *hugs tightly* wing, -ÚwÚ Wedeem from >w< bwoking ^.^ pawn x3 the blemish'd :3 cwown, -:33 Wipe x3 off x3 the x3 dust :3 that OwO hides UwU ouw sceptre's gilt, -xDD And >_< make xDD high ^.^ majesty wook ^.^ wike itself, -UwU Away with ;;w;; me uWu in x3 post to Ravenspurgh; -OwO But >_> if xDD you :33 faint, >_< as feawing to UwU do >_> so, -OwO Stay ÚwÚ and be secret, ÚwÚ and mysewf xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. -:3 WOSS. ;;w;; To horse, to UwU howse! Uwge xDD doubts to them :3 that ;;w;; feaw. -WILLOUGHBY. :33 Howd x3 out x3 my horse, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww xDD fiwst be :33 thewe. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. -^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew xDD QUEEN, ÚwÚ BUSHY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAGOT - -:33 BUSHY. uWu Madam, x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >_> is ^w^ too much OwO sad. ->_> You pwomis'd, when xDD you pawted with x3 the OwO King, -;;w;; To uWu way :3 aside life-harming heaviness -xDD And entertain :3 a cheerful xDD disposition. -QUEEN. ;;w;; To uWu pwease x3 the OwO King, UwU I ^.^ did; to uWu pwease mysewf -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do uWu it; yet UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo cause -Why UwU I >_> shouwd wewcome xDD such :3 a uWu guest >_< as gwief, -:3 Save OwO bidding >_< faweweww to UwU so x3 sweet :3 a uWu guest -;;w;; As x3 my x3 sweet :3 Wichawd. ÚwÚ Yet again uWu methinks -;;w;; Some xDD unbown >_> sowwow, ripe uWu in ;;w;; fowtunye's womb, -Is xDD coming uWu towawds uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my inward :3 souw -With >_< nyothing twembwes. At x3 some ^.^ thing >w< it grieves -uWu Mowe than with >w< pawting from x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; King. -:33 BUSHY. x3 Each ÚwÚ substance of :3 a grief hath ÚwÚ twenty xDD shadows, ->_< Which >_< shows ^.^ wike grief itself, >_> but >_> is nyot so; -For ^.^ sowwow's >_< eye, >_> gwazed with bwinding ^-^ teaws, -Divides one ^.^ thing xDD entiwe to UwU many x3 objects, -Wike pewspectives ^w^ which, rightly ^.^ gaz'd upon, -uWu Show >_< nyothing >_> but confusion-ey'd awwy, -;;w;; Distinguish fowm. ^w^ So x3 youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ Majesty, -^w^ Wooking awwy ;;w;; upon x3 youw UwU wowd's departure, -UwU Find >w< shapes of grief ^.^ mowe than >_< himsewf to ;;w;; waiw; ->_< Which, >_> wook'd on >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, >_> is >_< nyought >_> but ^-^ shadows -Of >_> what >w< it >_> is not. Then, ÚwÚ thwice-gwacious :3 Queen, -uWu Mowe than x3 youw UwU wowd's :3 depawtuwe xDD weep UwU nyot-mowe >_> is nyot uWu seen; -:33 Ow >_> if >w< it be, UwU 'tis with UwU fawse ^.^ sowwow's >_< eye, ->_< Which fow ^.^ things true ^.^ weeps ^.^ things ;;w;; imaginyawy. -QUEEN. ^.^ It OwO may be so; >_> but yet x3 my inward :3 souw -Pewsuades ;;w;; me >w< it >_> is othewwise. Howe'er >w< it be, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> but be OwO sad; UwU so x3 heavy >_> sad -As-though, on uWu thinking, on nyo xDD thought UwU I x3 think- -:3 Makes ;;w;; me with x3 heavy >_< nyothing ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and shwink. -:33 BUSHY. 'Tis >_< nyothing >_> but ^.^ conceit, x3 my >_> gwacious >_> wady. -QUEEN. 'Tis >_< nyothing ^w^ wess: conceit >_> is still deriv'd -Fwom x3 some forefather gwief; >_< minye >_> is nyot >_> so, -For >_< nyothing hath ^.^ begot x3 my ^-^ something gwief, -:33 Ow ^-^ something hath x3 the >_< nyothing :3 that UwU I uWu gwieve; -'Tis uWu in reversion :3 that UwU I UwU do >_< possess- -OwO But >_> what >w< it >_> is :3 that >_> is nyot yet ÚwÚ knyown x3 what, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU nyame; UwU 'tis ^-^ nyamewess woe, UwU I UwU wot. - -Entew UwU GWEEN - -uWu GWEEN. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Majesty! ÚwÚ and weww :3 met, >_< gentwemen. -UwU I UwU hope x3 the ^w^ King >_> is nyot yet uWu shipp'd fow Iwewand. -QUEEN. Why x3 hopest xDD thou so? 'Tis xDD bettew UwU hope ^.^ he is; -For :33 his designs ^w^ cwave xDD haste, :33 his ^.^ haste ÚwÚ good ^-^ hope. -UwU Then ^-^ whewefowe dost xDD thou UwU hope ^.^ he >_> is nyot shipp'd? -uWu GWEEN. :33 That xDD he, UwU ouw hope, ^w^ might uWu have >_> wetiw'd :33 his powew -xDD And driven x3 into despair >w< an ÚwÚ enyemy's UwU hope -Who >_< stwongwy hath uWu set footing uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD wand. -uWu The banyish'd :3 Bowingbwoke xDD wepeaws himsewf, -xDD And with uplifted :3 awms >_> is >_< safe ^-^ awwiv'd -At Wavenspuwgh. -QUEEN. Now ^w^ God uWu in heaven fowbid! -uWu GWEEN. xDD Ah, UwU madam, UwU 'tis ^w^ too true; ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is ^-^ wowse, -uWu The Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, :33 his >_< son xDD young Henwy >w< Pewcy, -uWu The Lords of Ross, uWu Beaumond, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwoughby, -With aww uWu theiw powerful OwO fwiends, OwO awe ^w^ fwed to ^.^ him. -:33 BUSHY. Why uWu have xDD you nyot proclaim'd ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand -xDD And aww x3 the xDD west ^w^ wevowted ^w^ faction ;;w;; twaitows? -uWu GWEEN. We uWu have; whereupon x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ÚwÚ Wowcestew ->_< Hath xDD bwoken :33 his staff, resign'd :33 his stewardship, -xDD And aww x3 the :33 househowd :3 sewvants ^w^ fwed with ^.^ him -;;w;; To ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -QUEEN. So, Green, xDD thou awt x3 the midwife to x3 my woe, -xDD And :3 Bowingbwoke x3 my ^.^ sowwow's ÚwÚ dismaw ÚwÚ heiw. -Now hath x3 my :3 souw ^.^ bwought fowth her prodigy; -xDD And I, :3 a gasping new-deliver'd :33 mothew, -:3 Have woe to woe, sorrow to sorrow ^.^ join'd. -:33 BUSHY. Despair >_> nyot, UwU madam. -QUEEN. Who UwU shaww ^w^ hindew me? -UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ despaiw, ÚwÚ and be uWu at >_< enmity -With cozening :33 hope-he >_> is :3 a fwattewew, -^-^ A ;;w;; pawasite, :3 a :33 keepew-back of UwU death, -Who gently ^.^ wouwd >_< dissowve x3 the ^.^ bands of :3 wife, ->_< Which UwU fawse UwU hope wingews uWu in extwemity. - -Entew YORK - -uWu GWEEN. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Yowk. -QUEEN. With signs of >w< waw about :33 his ^-^ aged ;;w;; nyeck. ->_< O, full of careful business OwO awe :33 his OwO wooks! ->_> Uncwe, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, speak >w< comfowtabwe ÚwÚ wowds. -:3 YOWK. Should UwU I UwU do >_> so, UwU I >_> shouwd belie x3 my >w< thoughts. -OwO Comfowt's uWu in xDD heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO awe on x3 the earth, -Whewe >_< nyothing ;;w;; wives >_> but cwosses, cawes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwief. -uWu Youw ^.^ husband, ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye to :3 save uWu faw ^w^ off, -Whilst ;;w;; othews come to >_< make ^.^ him wose uWu at >_> home. -:3 Hewe ^w^ am UwU I left to xDD undewpwop :33 his land, -UwU Who, xDD weak with age, ;;w;; cannyot support :3 mysewf. -Now x3 comes x3 the >w< sick >_> houw :3 that :33 his suwfeit ÚwÚ made; -Now UwU shaww ^.^ he >_> twy :33 his ^w^ fwiends :3 that flatter'd ^.^ him. - -Entew :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -SEWVINGMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw >_< son UwU was >_> gonye >w< befowe UwU I >_< came. -:3 YOWK. >w< He UwU was-why UwU so OwO go aww which uWu way >w< it will! -uWu The nyobwes ;;w;; they OwO awe fwed, x3 the >w< commons ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU cowd -xDD And :33 wiww, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ;;w;; wevowt on >w< Hewefowd's ^w^ side. -Siwwah, get uWu thee to ^-^ Pwashy, to x3 my :3 sistew uWu Gwoucestew; -x3 Bid her >_> send ;;w;; me presently :3 a thousand >_> pound. -UwU Howd, OwO take x3 my wing. -SEWVINGMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD had fowgot to tell x3 youw lordship, -uWu To-day, >_< as UwU I ^-^ came UwU by, UwU I ^w^ cawwed >_> thewe- -OwO But UwU I UwU shaww UwU gwieve xDD you to wepowt x3 the rest. -:3 YOWK. >_> What >w< is't, >_< knyave? -SEWVINGMAN. ^-^ An >_> houw >w< befowe UwU I came, x3 the :3 Duchess ÚwÚ died. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ God fow :33 his mercy! >_> what :3 a >_< tide of :3 woes -UwU Comes uWu wushing on ÚwÚ this ^.^ woefuw ÚwÚ wand uWu at uWu once! -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to xDD do. UwU I ^.^ wouwd to :33 God, -^w^ So x3 my untruth xDD had nyot ^.^ pwovok'd ^.^ him to :33 it, -uWu The ^w^ King xDD had :3 cut x3 off x3 my >_> head with x3 my OwO bwothew's. -What, OwO awe there nyo :3 posts x3 dispatch'd fow xDD Iwewand? -How UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do fow monyey fow these waws? -^.^ Come, ^-^ sistew-cousin, UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 say-pway, UwU pawdon x3 me. -^w^ Go, fewwow, get uWu thee ^.^ home, provide x3 some ÚwÚ cawts, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing OwO away x3 the ^-^ awmouw :3 that >_> is :33 thewe. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN -ÚwÚ Gentwemen, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go muster men? -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< how ow which uWu way to order these affairs -^-^ Thus disorderly thwust x3 into x3 my ^.^ hands, -xDD Nyevew ^-^ bewieve x3 me. UwU Both OwO awe x3 my uWu kinsmen. -:3 T'onye >_> is x3 my sovereign, ÚwÚ whom both x3 my ^-^ oath -xDD And >_> duty UwU bids ^.^ defend; x3 t'othew again -Is x3 my xDD kinsman, ÚwÚ whom x3 the ^w^ King hath wrong'd, -;;w;; Whom >_> conscience ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< kindwed UwU bids to ÚwÚ wight. -xDD Weww, >_< somewhat ^.^ we ^w^ must ^w^ do.-Come, OwO cousin, -I'll ^-^ dispose of OwO you. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, OwO go muster x3 up x3 youw ;;w;; men -xDD And :3 meet ;;w;; me presently uWu at Berkeley. -UwU I >_> shouwd to UwU Pwashy :3 too, -OwO But time xDD wiww nyot permit. All >_> is unyeven, -xDD And evewything >_> is left uWu at six ÚwÚ and xDD seven. -Exeunt YORK ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN -:33 BUSHY. uWu The wind >_> sits >w< faiw fow nyews to OwO go to Iwewand. -OwO But >_< nyonye UwU wetuwns. For >_> us to wevy powew -Proportionable to x3 the ;;w;; enyemy -Is aww ^w^ unpossibwe. -uWu GWEEN. :33 Besides, UwU ouw nyeawnyess to x3 the ^w^ King uWu in wuv -Is nyeaw x3 the ^-^ hate of UwU those wuv nyot x3 the ;;w;; King. -;;w;; BAGOT. xDD And :3 that >_> is x3 the ^w^ wavewing ^w^ commons; fow uWu theiw wuv -Lies uWu in uWu theiw OwO puwses; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whoso empties ÚwÚ them, -^-^ By UwU so much ^.^ fiwws uWu theiw heawts with deadwy ^.^ hate. -:33 BUSHY. ^-^ Whewein x3 the ^w^ King >w< stands ÚwÚ genyewawwy condemn'd. -;;w;; BAGOT. ;;w;; If ^w^ judgment >_< wie uWu in ÚwÚ them, xDD then UwU so UwU do :33 we, ->_< Because ^.^ we OwO evew uWu have :33 been nyeaw x3 the ;;w;; King. -uWu GWEEN. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww fow ÚwÚ wefuge ^w^ stwaight to Bristow UwU Castwe. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire >_> is xDD awweady :33 thewe. -:33 BUSHY. Thither xDD wiww UwU I with uWu you; fow xDD wittwe ^.^ office -Will x3 the hateful >w< commons x3 pewfowm fow us, -UwU Except Eke x3 cuws to teaw >_> us aww to x3 pieces. -Will xDD you OwO go :3 awong with us? -;;w;; BAGOT. No; UwU I xDD wiww to Iwewand to :33 his >_< Majesty. -uWu Faweweww. ;;w;; If heart's xDD pwesages be nyot vain, -We >w< thwee OwO hewe ÚwÚ pawt :3 that ^w^ nye'ew UwU shaww :3 meet ;;w;; again. -:33 BUSHY. >w< That's >_< as York thrives to xDD beat back ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -uWu GWEEN. ÚwÚ Awas, poor >w< Duke! x3 the :3 task ^.^ he undewtakes -Is ÚwÚ nyumb'wing UwU sands ÚwÚ and UwU dwinking ^-^ oceans >_< dwy. -Whewe one on :33 his x3 side ÚwÚ fights, thousands xDD wiww fwy. -UwU Faweweww uWu at >_< once-fow ^w^ once, fow all, ÚwÚ and ever. -:33 BUSHY. xDD Weww, ^.^ we OwO may :3 meet ;;w;; again. -;;w;; BAGOT. UwU I feaw uWu me, ^-^ nyevew. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. -uWu Gwoucestewshiwe - -Entew BOLINGBROKE ÚwÚ and OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, forces - -BOLINGBROKE. How uWu faw >_> is :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, to ^.^ Bewkewey ^.^ nyow? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Bewieve uWu me, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a stwangew OwO hewe uWu in Gloucestershire. -;;w;; These xDD high >w< wiwd >w< hiwws ÚwÚ and OwO wough unyeven ways -^w^ Dwaws x3 out UwU ouw ;;w;; miwes, ÚwÚ and x3 makes them ^-^ weawisome; -xDD And yet x3 youw >w< faiw uWu discouwse hath :33 been >_< as sugaw, -^.^ Making x3 the x3 hawd uWu way x3 sweet ÚwÚ and >_> dewectabwe. -OwO But UwU I ^.^ bethink ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a ÚwÚ weawy uWu way -Fwom :33 Wavenspuwgh to Cotswowd xDD wiww be >_> found -^w^ In ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwoughby, ^-^ wanting x3 youw xDD company, ->_< Which, UwU I protest, hath xDD vewy much beguiw'd -uWu The UwU tediousnyess ÚwÚ and xDD pwocess of x3 my uWu twavew. -OwO But theirs >_> is sweet'ned with x3 the UwU hope to uWu have -uWu The xDD pwesent ^-^ benyefit which UwU I UwU possess; -xDD And UwU hope to joy >_> is xDD wittwe less uWu in joy -Than UwU hope >_< enjoy'd. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this x3 the ÚwÚ weawy wowds -Shall >_< make uWu theiw uWu way xDD seem ^.^ showt, >_< as >_< minye hath donye -^-^ By ^.^ sight of >_> what UwU I have, x3 youw x3 nyobwe UwU company. -BOLINGBROKE. Of much less value >_> is x3 my >_< company -Than x3 youw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ wowds. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew :3 HAWWY uWu PEWCY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my x3 son, xDD young ÚwÚ Hawwy >w< Pewcy, -:3 Sent from x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Worcester, ÚwÚ whencesoevew. -^w^ Hawwy, >w< how fawes x3 youw xDD uncwe? -^-^ PEWCY. UwU I xDD had ^-^ thought, x3 my uWu wowd, to uWu have weawn'd :33 his ^.^ heawth of OwO you. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Why, >_> is ^.^ he nyot with x3 the Queen? -^-^ PEWCY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; ^.^ he hath fowsook x3 the xDD couwt, -Bwoken :33 his uWu staff of office, ÚwÚ and uWu dispews'd -uWu The :33 househowd of x3 the ;;w;; King. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> What UwU was :33 his uWu weason? ->w< He UwU was nyot UwU so :3 wesowv'd when >w< wast ^.^ we x3 spake together. -^-^ PEWCY. >_< Because x3 youw OwO wowdship UwU was :33 pwocwaimed traitor. -OwO But xDD he, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is >_> gonye to ÚwÚ Wavenspuwgh, -;;w;; To offer OwO sewvice to x3 the >w< Duke of Hereford; -xDD And sent ;;w;; me uvw ^.^ by >_< Bewkewey, to OwO discuvw ->_> What powew x3 the >w< Duke of York xDD had ^w^ wevied uWu thewe; -UwU Then with diwections to repair to Wavenspuwgh. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Have xDD you fowgot x3 the >w< Duke of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, boy? -^-^ PEWCY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; fow :3 that >_> is nyot fowgot ->_< Which ^w^ nye'ew UwU I uWu did wemembew; to x3 my ^-^ knyowwedge, -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my >w< wife uWu did wook on ^.^ him. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Then :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow ^.^ him >_< nyow; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu Duke. -^-^ PEWCY. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, UwU I xDD tendew xDD you x3 my sewvice, ->w< Such >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, ^.^ being ÚwÚ tendew, waw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ young; ->_< Which :33 ewdew OwO days UwU shaww *leans over* wipen, ÚwÚ and :33 confiwm -;;w;; To ^.^ mowe appwuvd OwO sewvice ÚwÚ and desert. -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe :33 Pewcy; ÚwÚ and be >_< suwe -UwU I ;;w;; count mysewf uWu in >_< nyothing >_> ewse UwU so ^w^ happy -;;w;; As uWu in :3 a :3 souw wememb'wing x3 my ÚwÚ good >_< fwiends; -xDD And >_< as x3 my :3 fowtunye >_< wipens with >w< thy xDD wuv, -^.^ It UwU shaww be still >w< thy true love's ;;w;; wecompense. -OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ this covenant ^.^ makes, x3 my uWu hand OwO thus >_> seaws :3 it. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. How uWu faw >_> is >w< it to UwU Bewkewey? xDD And >_> what stir -^-^ Keeps ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd York there with :33 his ;;w;; men of ;;w;; waw? -^-^ PEWCY. >_> Thewe >w< stands x3 the UwU castwe, ^.^ by >_< yon ^-^ tuft of trees, ->_> Mann'd with >w< thwee :3 hundwed men, >_< as UwU I uWu have >_< heawd; -xDD And uWu in >w< it OwO awe x3 the Lords of York, >_< Bewkewey, ÚwÚ and >_< Seymouw- -^-^ Nyonye >_> ewse of xDD nyame ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^.^ estimate. - -Entew ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and xDD WIWWOUGHBY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Hewe come x3 the Lords of ÚwÚ Woss ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwoughby, -:3 Bwoody with spurring, >_< fiewy-wed with ^.^ haste. -BOLINGBROKE. Welcome, x3 my lords. UwU I uWu wot x3 youw wuv puwsues -^-^ A banyish'd traitor. All x3 my tweasuwy -Is yet >_> but x3 unfewt thanks, ^w^ which, ^.^ mowe >_< enwich'd, -Shall be x3 youw wuv ÚwÚ and wabouw's ;;w;; wecompense. -:3 WOSS. uWu Youw x3 pwesence x3 makes >_> us rich, UwU most x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. -WILLOUGHBY. xDD And uWu faw uWu suwmounts UwU ouw labour to :3 attain :3 it. -BOLINGBROKE. Evermore thanks, x3 the ^.^ exchequew of x3 the poor; ->_< Which, >w< tiww x3 my xDD infant :3 fowtunye x3 comes to years, -Stands fow x3 my x3 bounty. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew OwO BEWKEWEY - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my Lord of >_< Bewkewey, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess. -^.^ BEWKEWEY. OwO My Lord of ÚwÚ Hewefowd, x3 my ^-^ message >_> is to OwO you. -BOLINGBROKE. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my answew x3 is-'to Lancaster'; -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am come to >_> seek :3 that xDD nyame uWu in x3 Engwand; -xDD And UwU I ^w^ must find :3 that ;;w;; titwe uWu in x3 youw >_> tongue -^.^ Befowe UwU I >_< make ^-^ wepwy to ^.^ aught xDD you :3 say. -^.^ BEWKEWEY. ^-^ Mistake ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; UwU 'tis nyot x3 my meaning -;;w;; To x3 waze one ;;w;; titwe of x3 youw honour OwO out. -;;w;; To UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu come-what ;;w;; wowd xDD you ;;w;; wiww- -Fwom x3 the UwU most >_> gwacious wegent of ÚwÚ this land, -uWu The >w< Duke of York, to ^.^ knyow >_> what uWu pwicks xDD you on -;;w;; To OwO take ^w^ advantage of x3 the absent time, -xDD And :33 fwight UwU ouw OwO nyative uWu peace with OwO sewf-bownye arms. - -Entew YORK, ^w^ attended - -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed transport x3 my wowds ^.^ by uWu you; -:3 Hewe x3 comes :33 his Gwace uWu in person. OwO My x3 nyobwe ^w^ uncwe! ->_< [Knyeews] -:3 YOWK. uWu Show ;;w;; me >w< thy humble uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and nyot >w< thy OwO knyee, ->_< Whose >_> duty >_> is OwO deceivabwe ÚwÚ and >w< fawse. -BOLINGBROKE. OwO My >_> gwacious >_> uncwe!- -:3 YOWK. Tut, uWu tut! -Gwace ;;w;; me nyo gwace, nor :33 uncwe ;;w;; me nyo uncle. -UwU I ^w^ am nyo UwU twaitow's >_> uncwe; ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; wowd UwU 'gwace' -^w^ In >w< an >_< ungwacious xDD mouth >_> is >_> but x3 pwofanye. -Why uWu have UwU those banyish'd ÚwÚ and fowbidden UwU wegs -xDD Daw'd >_> once to :33 touch :3 a x3 dust of Engwand's ground? -OwO But xDD then ^.^ mowe ;;w;; 'why?'-why uWu have ;;w;; they ^w^ daw'd to :33 mawch -^w^ So UwU many >_< miwes ;;w;; upon her UwU peacefuw x3 bosom, -Fwighting her pawe-fac'd ^.^ viwwages with >w< waw -xDD And ^.^ ostentation of :3 despised >_> awms? -Com'st xDD thou uWu because x3 the ^-^ anyointed ^w^ King >_> is >_< hence? -Why, >_< foowish ^-^ boy, x3 the ^w^ King >_> is left behind, -xDD And uWu in x3 my loyal ^w^ bosom wies :33 his UwU powew. -^.^ Wewe UwU I >_> but nyow ;;w;; wowd of xDD such :3 hot :33 youth -;;w;; As when >_< bwave Gaunt, >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and mysewf -Rescued x3 the ;;w;; Bwack >_< Pwince, :3 that xDD young uWu Maws of men, -Fwom fowth x3 the ;;w;; wanks of UwU many thousand Fwench, ->_< O, xDD then >w< how quickly >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this awm of >_> minye, -Now ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the pawsy, chastise x3 the -xDD And xDD minyistew correction to >w< thy >_> fauwt! -BOLINGBROKE OwO My >_> gwacious uWu uncwe, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 my fauwt; -On >_> what condition >w< stands >w< it ÚwÚ and wherein? -:3 YOWK. Even uWu in condition of x3 the worst degree- -^w^ In gwoss ;;w;; webewwion ÚwÚ and :3 detested :3 tweason. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe awt come -^.^ Befowe x3 the xDD expiwation of >w< thy time, -^w^ In :33 bwaving :3 awms OwO against >w< thy OwO suvweign. -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU was banish'd, UwU I UwU was banyish'd Hereford; -OwO But >_< as UwU I come, UwU I come fow Lancaster. -^.^ And, x3 nyobwe uWu uncwe, UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace -Wook on x3 my >_< wwongs with >w< an uWu indiffewent :33 eye. ->_> You OwO awe x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, fow uWu methinks uWu in xDD you -UwU I >_> see ;;w;; owd Gaunt alive. >_< O, >w< then, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -Will xDD you >_< pewmit :3 that UwU I UwU shaww stand condemn'd -^-^ A wandering vagabond; x3 my wights ÚwÚ and :33 woyawties -:33 Pwuck'd from x3 my :3 awms pewfowce, ÚwÚ and UwU given OwO away -;;w;; To upstawt unthwifts? ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU was UwU I ^.^ bown? -;;w;; If :3 that x3 my xDD cousin x3 king be ^w^ King uWu in England, -^.^ It ^w^ must be >_> gwanted UwU I ^w^ am >w< Duke of Lancaster. ->_> You uWu have :3 a x3 son, xDD Aumewwe, x3 my x3 nyobwe :3 cousin; -xDD Had xDD you xDD fiwst died, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 been OwO thus twod ;;w;; down, ->w< He >_> shouwd uWu have >_> found :33 his :33 uncwe Gaunt :3 a >w< fathew -;;w;; To wouse :33 his >_< wwongs ÚwÚ and OwO chase them to x3 the x3 bay. -UwU I ^w^ am >w< denyied to sue x3 my :33 wivewy UwU hewe, -xDD And yet x3 my x3 wettews :33 patents UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. -OwO My father's >_> goods OwO awe aww distwain'd ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; -xDD And these ÚwÚ and aww OwO awe aww uWu amiss :3 empwoy'd. ->_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ do? UwU I ^w^ am :3 a uWu subject, -xDD And UwU I challenge x3 waw-attownyeys OwO awe >w< denyied OwO me; -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO pewsonyawwy UwU I uWu way x3 my >_< cwaim -;;w;; To x3 my inheritance of fwee ^-^ descent. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke hath :33 been ^w^ too much xDD abused. -:3 WOSS. ^.^ It >w< stands x3 youw Gwace ;;w;; upon to UwU do ^.^ him ÚwÚ wight. -WILLOUGHBY. >w< Base ;;w;; men ^.^ by :33 his :33 endowments OwO awe UwU made ^.^ gweat. -:3 YOWK. OwO My wowds of England, wet ;;w;; me tell xDD you :33 this: -UwU I uWu have xDD had :33 feewing of x3 my uWu cousin's wrongs, -xDD And labour'd aww UwU I couwd to UwU do ^.^ him right; -OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind to come, uWu in :33 bwaving awms, -^w^ Be :33 his UwU own :33 cawvew ÚwÚ and :3 cut x3 out :33 his :3 way, -;;w;; To find x3 out >w< wight with wrong-it OwO may nyot be; -xDD And xDD you :3 that UwU do abet ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind -x3 Chewish ^-^ webewwion, ÚwÚ and OwO awe ÚwÚ webews all. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke hath sworn :33 his xDD coming >_> is -OwO But fow :33 his >_> own; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the >w< wight of :3 that -We aww uWu have >_< stwongwy sworn to UwU give ^.^ him aid; -xDD And wet ^.^ him >_< nyevew >_> see joy :3 that >_< bweaks :3 that ^.^ oath! -:3 YOWK. xDD Weww, weww, UwU I >_> see x3 the x3 issue of these arms. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot mend :33 it, UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> confess, ->_< Because x3 my powew >_> is xDD weak ÚwÚ and aww :33 iww :33 weft; -OwO But >_> if UwU I couwd, ^.^ by xDD Him :3 that uWu gave ;;w;; me :3 wife, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO attach xDD you aww ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you >_< stoop -uWu Unto x3 the suvweign xDD mewcy of x3 the uWu King; -OwO But xDD since UwU I cannot, be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown >w< unto xDD you -UwU I UwU do wemain >_< as neuter. So, ^-^ fawe xDD you well; -OwO Unwess xDD you uWu pwease to enter uWu in x3 the UwU castwe, -xDD And there wepose xDD you fow ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ An OwO offew, uWu uncwe, :3 that ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 accept. -OwO But ^.^ we ^w^ must x3 win x3 youw Gwace to OwO go with >_> us -;;w;; To Bristow ^.^ Castwe, which ;;w;; they >_> say >_> is hewd -^-^ By x3 Bushy, ;;w;; Bagot, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw xDD compwices, -uWu The caterpillars of x3 the commonwealth, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have sworn to >_< weed ÚwÚ and pluck xDD away. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ It OwO may be UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with uWu you; >_> but yet I'll xDD pause, -For UwU I ^w^ am loath to bweak UwU ouw >_> countwy's waws. -x3 Nyow ^w^ fwiends nor ;;w;; foes, to ;;w;; me wewcome xDD you x3 awe. -^w^ Things x3 past xDD wedwess OwO awe nyow with ;;w;; me x3 past >w< cawe. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -^-^ A ÚwÚ camp uWu in >_> Wawes - -Entew EARL ÚwÚ OF SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 WEWSH >w< CAPTAIN - -CAPTAIN. OwO My Lord of >_> Sawisbuwy, ^.^ we uWu have OwO stay'd ;;w;; ten OwO days -xDD And hardly :33 kept UwU ouw UwU countwymen together, -xDD And yet ^.^ we hear nyo UwU tidings from x3 the uWu King; -Therefore ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU dispewse uWu ouwsewves. uWu Faweweww. -SAWISBUWY. OwO Stay yet anyothew ^-^ day, xDD thou trusty Welshman; -uWu The ^w^ King weposeth aww :33 his :3 confidence uWu in thee. -CAPTAIN. 'Tis xDD thought x3 the ^w^ King >_> is UwU dead; ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot >_< stay. -uWu The ^w^ bay trees uWu in UwU ouw countwy OwO awe aww :3 withew'd, -xDD And meteows :33 fwight x3 the xDD fixed stars of xDD heaven; -uWu The pawe-fac'd ;;w;; moon :33 wooks bwoody on x3 the earth, -xDD And wean-wook'd >w< pwophets whisper x3 feawfuw uWu change; -Wich ;;w;; men wook :3 sad, ÚwÚ and >w< wuffians UwU dance ÚwÚ and leap- -uWu The one uWu in feaw to wose >_> what ;;w;; they UwU enjoy, -uWu The othew to ^.^ enjoy ^.^ by xDD wage ÚwÚ and waw. -;;w;; These signs UwU fowewun x3 the :33 death ow faww of OwO kings. -uWu Faweweww. Our UwU countwymen OwO awe >_> gonye ÚwÚ and fwed, -;;w;; As weww x3 assuw'd Richard uWu theiw ^w^ King >_> is uWu dead. uWu Exit -SAWISBUWY. xDD Ah, ^.^ Wichawd, with x3 the eyes of x3 heavy UwU mind, -UwU I >_> see >w< thy :3 gwowy ^.^ wike :3 a >_< shooting :33 staw -Fall to x3 the UwU base ^.^ eawth from x3 the ÚwÚ fiwmament! -uWu The sun :33 sets weeping uWu in x3 the ^-^ wowwy ^-^ west, -Witnessing storms to come, woe, ÚwÚ and unrest; -x3 Thy ^w^ fwiends OwO awe fwed, to wait ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ foes; -xDD And cwosswy to >w< thy ÚwÚ good aww :3 fowtunye >w< goes. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu BOWINGBWOKE'S ÚwÚ camp uWu at Bristol - -Entew BOLINGBROKE, YORK, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ^w^ PEWCY, :3 WOSS, >_< WIWWOUGHBY, -x3 BUSHY ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWEEN, OwO pwisonyews - -BOLINGBROKE. Bring fowth these ^.^ men. ->w< Bushy ÚwÚ and Green, UwU I xDD wiww nyot ^-^ vex x3 youw OwO souws- -Since presently x3 youw >w< souws ^w^ must ÚwÚ pawt x3 youw >_< bodies- -With ^w^ too much ÚwÚ uwging x3 youw pewnyicious lives, -For >w< 'twewe nyo charity; ^w^ yet, to >_< wash x3 youw :3 bwood -Fwom x3 off x3 my ^.^ hands, OwO hewe uWu in x3 the x3 view of ;;w;; men -UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ unfowd x3 some ÚwÚ causes of x3 youw deaths: ->_> You uWu have ;;w;; miswed :3 a >_< pwince, :3 a royal OwO king, -^-^ A ^w^ happy ÚwÚ gentweman uWu in :3 bwood ÚwÚ and >w< winyeaments, -^-^ By xDD you ^.^ unhappied ÚwÚ and disfiguwed cwean; ->_> You uWu have uWu in ^w^ mannyew with x3 youw x3 sinfuw >_> houws -Made :3 a :3 divowce betwixt :33 his >_< queen ÚwÚ and him; -x3 Bwoke x3 the >w< possession of :3 a royal ^.^ bed, -xDD And x3 stain'd x3 the beauty of :3 a >w< faiw uWu queen's >_> cheeks -With tears drawn from her eyes ^.^ by x3 youw fouw wwongs; -Mysewf-a >_> pwince ^.^ by :3 fowtunye of x3 my birth, -Near to x3 the ^w^ King uWu in bwood, ÚwÚ and nyeaw uWu in wuv -Tiww xDD you uWu did >_< make ^.^ him misintewpwet me- -:3 Have >_> stoop'd x3 my x3 nyeck :33 undew x3 youw x3 injuwies -xDD And xDD sigh'd x3 my :3 Engwish UwU bweath uWu in :33 foweign >_> cwouds, -^-^ Eating x3 the UwU bittew ^.^ bwead of banishment, -Whilst xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ fed ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 signyowies, -xDD Dispawk'd x3 my ^.^ pawks ÚwÚ and feww'd x3 my >_< fowest ;;w;; woods, -Fwom x3 my UwU own ^w^ windows :33 town x3 my :33 househowd uWu coat, -Waz'd x3 out x3 my :3 impwese, xDD weaving ;;w;; me nyo xDD sign -:3 Save men's OwO opinyions ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU wiving :3 bwood -;;w;; To x3 show x3 the wowwd UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 gentweman. -This ÚwÚ and much >_> mowe, much ^.^ mowe than twice aww uWu this, -:3 Condemns xDD you to x3 the death. xDD See them ^-^ dewivewed uvw -;;w;; To :33 execution ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of death. -:33 BUSHY. uWu Mowe wewcome >_> is x3 the ^w^ stwoke of :33 death to ;;w;; me -Than :3 Bowingbwoke to ^w^ Engwand. ;;w;; Wowds, farewell. -uWu GWEEN. OwO My uWu comfowt >_> is :3 that heaven xDD wiww OwO take UwU ouw souws, -xDD And pwague injustice with x3 the ^w^ pains of uWu heww. -BOLINGBROKE. OwO My Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, >_> see them x3 dispatch'd. -Exeunt OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with x3 the OwO pwisonyews ->_> Uncwe, xDD you >_> say x3 the xDD Queen >_> is uWu at x3 youw ^.^ house; -For >_> God's ^w^ sake, ^.^ faiwwy wet her be :3 entweated. -Teww her UwU I >_> send to her x3 my uWu kind UwU commends; -^.^ Take >_> speciaw :3 cawe x3 my ^.^ gweetings be delivered. -:3 YOWK. ^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman of >_< minye UwU I uWu have x3 dispatch'd -With x3 wettews of x3 youw wuv to her uWu at >_> wawge. -BOLINGBROKE. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe uncle. ^.^ Come, wowds, away, -;;w;; To >w< fight with ;;w;; Gwendowew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< compwices. -Awhiwe to work, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew holiday. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. -uWu The :3 coast of Wales. ^-^ A ^w^ castwe uWu in x3 view - -UwU Dwums. Flourish ÚwÚ and xDD cowouws. Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, -AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sowdiews - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Barkloughly ;;w;; Castwe ^.^ can ;;w;; they ÚwÚ this uWu at hand? -AUMERLE. Yea, x3 my OwO wowd. How bwooks x3 youw Gwace x3 the ^w^ aiw ->w< Aftew x3 youw wate ^w^ tossing on x3 the breaking seas? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Nyeeds ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it well. UwU I xDD weep fow joy -;;w;; To stand ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ kingdom >_> once ;;w;; again. ->_< Deaw earth, UwU I UwU do OwO sawute uWu thee with x3 my uWu hand, -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ webews ;;w;; wound uWu thee with uWu theiw ^w^ howses' >w< hoofs. -;;w;; As :3 a uWu wong-pawted mothew with her chiwd ->w< Pways fondwy with her tears ÚwÚ and ^-^ smiwes uWu in meeting, -^w^ So weeping-smiling x3 gweet UwU I ÚwÚ thee, x3 my earth, -xDD And UwU do uWu thee ;;w;; favouws with x3 my royal ^w^ hands. -UwU Feed nyot >w< thy ^.^ suvweign's x3 foe, x3 my ^-^ gentwe earth, -x3 Nyow with >w< thy ÚwÚ sweets uWu comfowt :33 his ^-^ wavenyous sense; -OwO But wet >w< thy OwO spidews, :3 that uWu suck x3 up >w< thy ÚwÚ venyom, -xDD And heavy-gaited toads, >_< wie uWu in uWu theiw :3 way, -:33 Doing ÚwÚ annyoyance to x3 the treacherous ;;w;; feet ->_< Which with usuwping steps UwU do x3 twampwe ÚwÚ thee; -;;w;; Yiewd stinging UwU nyettwes to >_< minye enyemies; -xDD And when ;;w;; they from >w< thy ^w^ bosom pluck :3 a x3 fwowew, -x3 Guawd :33 it, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, with :3 a xDD wuwking >_< addew, ->_< Whose :3 doubwe >_> tongue OwO may with :3 a >w< mowtaw :33 touch -Throw :33 death ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ suvweign's enemies. -uWu Mock nyot x3 my senseless conjuration, lords. -This ^.^ eawth UwU shaww uWu have :3 a feewing, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ stonyes -^-^ Pwuv :3 awmed xDD sowdiews, ere her OwO nyative x3 king -Shall ^w^ fawtew :33 undew fouw webewwion's arms. ->_> CAWWISWE. Fear >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; :3 that ;;w;; Powew :3 that UwU made xDD you x3 king ->_< Hath powew to >_< keep xDD you x3 king uWu in x3 spite of all. -uWu The means :3 that heaven yiewds ^w^ must be x3 embwac'd -xDD And nyot x3 nyegwected; else, >_> if heaven :3 wouwd, -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww >_> nyot, heaven's offer ^.^ we wefuse, -uWu The :33 pwoffewed means of succouw ÚwÚ and >w< wedwess. -AUMERLE. >w< He >_< means, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe ^w^ too remiss; -Whilst ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, ^w^ thwough UwU ouw security, -Grows >w< stwong ÚwÚ and great uWu in ÚwÚ substance ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU powew. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Discomfowtabwe x3 cousin! ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou nyot -:33 That when x3 the searching ^w^ eye of heaven >_> is :3 hid, -UwU Behind x3 the ^.^ gwobe, :3 that wights x3 the >_< wowew ^w^ wowwd, -UwU Then thieves ÚwÚ and ^.^ wobbews ^-^ wange ^.^ abwoad unseen -^w^ In murders ÚwÚ and uWu in outrage OwO bowdwy ^.^ hewe; -OwO But when from :33 undew ÚwÚ this tewwestwiaw ball ->w< He fiwes x3 the OwO pwoud >_< tops of x3 the eastern ^w^ pinyes -xDD And >_< dawts :33 his >w< wight ^w^ thwough every guiwty :3 howe, -UwU Then ;;w;; muwdews, uWu tweasons, ÚwÚ and :3 detested OwO sins, -uWu The uWu cwoak of >w< nyight ^.^ being ^w^ pwuck'd from x3 off uWu theiw backs, -;;w;; Stand OwO bawe ÚwÚ and nyaked, uWu twembwing uWu at ^.^ themsewves? -^w^ So when ÚwÚ this :33 thief, ÚwÚ this traitor, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, -Who aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe hath UwU weveww'd uWu in x3 the night, -Whilst ^.^ we :3 wewe >w< wand'wing with x3 the ;;w;; Antipodes, -Shall >_> see >_> us ;;w;; wising uWu in UwU ouw throne, x3 the OwO east, -ÚwÚ His :3 tweasons xDD wiww sit ;;w;; bwushing uWu in :33 his >w< face, -ÚwÚ Nyot able to OwO enduwe x3 the ^.^ sight of ^-^ day, -OwO But uWu sewf-affwighted :3 twembwe uWu at :33 his >_< sin. -ÚwÚ Nyot aww x3 the UwU watew uWu in x3 the OwO wough wude sea -UwU Can >_< wash x3 the bawm x3 off from >w< an ^-^ anyointed uWu king; -uWu The UwU bweath of ^-^ wowwdwy ;;w;; men ;;w;; cannyot depose -uWu The OwO deputy >_> ewected ^.^ by x3 the Lord. -For every x3 man :3 that :3 Bowingbwoke hath OwO pwess'd -;;w;; To lift shrewd steew OwO against UwU ouw golden :3 cwown, -^w^ God fow :33 his Richard hath uWu in ^-^ heavenwy x3 pay -^-^ A glorious OwO angew. Then, >_> if ^-^ angews x3 fight, ->_> Weak ;;w;; men ^w^ must uWu faww; fow heaven still ^-^ guawds x3 the ÚwÚ wight. - -Entew SALISBURY - -Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. How uWu faw x3 off wies x3 youw powew? -SAWISBUWY. x3 Nyow nyeaw nor ^-^ fawthew ^w^ off, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -Than ÚwÚ this xDD weak awm. >w< Discomfowt xDD guides x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -xDD And UwU bids ;;w;; me speak of >_< nyothing >_> but despaiw. -x3 Onye day ^w^ too late, UwU I feaw uWu me, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, ->_< Hath x3 cwouded aww >w< thy ^w^ happy OwO days on ;;w;; eawth. ->_< O, caww back ^.^ yestewday, bid time wetuwn, -xDD And xDD thou shalt uWu have >_< twewve thousand fighting :3 men! -uWu To-day, uWu to-day, xDD unhappy ^-^ day, ^w^ too late, -O'erthrows >w< thy joys, OwO fwiends, fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ state; -For aww x3 the OwO Wewshmen, hearing xDD thou OwO wewt >_< dead, -^w^ Awe >_> gonye to ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, UwU dispews'd, ÚwÚ and OwO fwed. -AUMERLE. :3 Comfowt, x3 my ^.^ wiege, >w< why :33 wooks x3 youw Gwace UwU so pale? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO But nyow x3 the :3 bwood of ÚwÚ twenty thousand ;;w;; men -Did twiumph uWu in x3 my >w< face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe fled; -^.^ And, >w< tiww UwU so much :3 bwood uWu thithew come OwO again, -:3 Have UwU I nyot reason to wook pawe ÚwÚ and dead? -All >w< souws :3 that xDD wiww be safe, fwy from x3 my x3 side; -For time hath uWu set :3 a uWu bwot ;;w;; upon x3 my pwide. -AUMERLE. :3 Comfowt, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; remember who xDD you x3 awe. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I xDD had fowgot >_< mysewf; ^w^ am UwU I nyot >_> King? -xDD Awake, xDD thou x3 cowawd ^.^ majesty! xDD thou sleepest. -Is nyot x3 the >_< King's xDD nyame ÚwÚ twenty thousand :33 nyames? ->_< Awm, ^.^ awm, x3 my xDD nyame! :3 a >_< puny x3 subject :33 stwikes -At >w< thy great glory. Wook nyot to x3 the ground, -^-^ Ye >_> favouwites of :3 a uWu king; OwO awe ^.^ we nyot high? -xDD High be UwU ouw >w< thoughts. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 uncwe York ->_< Hath powew enough to serve UwU ouw x3 tuwn. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew SCROOP - -:33 SCWOOP. uWu Mowe ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and happinyess uWu betide x3 my wiege -Than ^.^ can x3 my UwU cawe-tun'd >_> tongue ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Mine ear >_> is open ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< heawt prepar'd. -uWu The worst >_> is ^-^ wowwdwy ^-^ woss xDD thou ;;w;; canst UwU unfowd. -Say, >_> is x3 my ^w^ kingdom lost? Why, uWu 'twas x3 my care, -xDD And >_> what ^-^ woss >_> is >w< it to be x3 wid of >_> cawe? -:33 Stwives :3 Bowingbwoke to be >_< as great >_< as uWu we? -:3 Gweatew ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot be; >_> if ^.^ he serve :33 God, -^-^ We'ww serve ^.^ him :3 too, ÚwÚ and be :33 his fewwow :3 so. -Revolt UwU ouw ^w^ subjects? :33 That ^.^ we ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ mend; -^-^ They bweak uWu theiw :33 faith to ^w^ God >_< as weww >_< as >_> us. -Cwy woe, OwO destwuction, >w< wuin, ÚwÚ and >_< decay- -uWu The worst >_> is UwU death, ÚwÚ and :33 death xDD wiww uWu have :33 his x3 day. -:33 SCWOOP. :33 Gwad ^w^ am UwU I :3 that x3 youw >_> Highnyess >_> is UwU so awm'd -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the UwU tidings of calamity. -Wike >w< an ;;w;; unseasonyabwe ;;w;; stowmy day ->_< Which x3 makes x3 the :33 siwvew rivers x3 dwown uWu theiw ^-^ showes, -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the wowwd :3 wewe aww dissowv'd to ^-^ teaws, -^w^ So xDD high :33 abuv :33 his :3 wimits ^-^ swewws x3 the xDD wage -Of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, ^.^ cuvwing x3 youw x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ wand -With x3 hawd uWu bwight steew ÚwÚ and heawts harder than steew. -^w^ White-beawds uWu have awm'd uWu theiw >_< thin ÚwÚ and haiwwess uWu scawps -^w^ Against >w< thy x3 majesty; boys, with x3 women's UwU voices, -Stwive to speak big, ÚwÚ and >_< cwap uWu theiw >_< femawe xDD joints -^w^ In OwO stiff ÚwÚ unwiewdy :3 awms OwO against >w< thy >_< cwown; -x3 Thy xDD vewy >w< beadsmen :3 weawn to >w< bend uWu theiw bows -Of doubwe-fataw >_< yew OwO against >w< thy ^w^ state; -Yea, distaff-women manage rusty bills -^w^ Against >w< thy >_< seat: both xDD young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd xDD webew, -xDD And aww xDD goes xDD wowse than UwU I uWu have powew to tell. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Too weww, ^w^ too weww xDD thou ^.^ teww'st :3 a xDD tawe UwU so ^.^ in. -Whewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ Eaww of ;;w;; Wiwtshiwe? Whewe >_> is ^.^ Bagot? ->_> What >_> is :33 become of Bushy? Whewe >_> is >_> Gween? -:33 That ;;w;; they uWu have wet x3 the uWu dangewous ;;w;; enyemy -Measure UwU ouw confines with xDD such UwU peacefuw :3 steps? -;;w;; If ^.^ we prevail, uWu theiw heads UwU shaww x3 pay fow :3 it. -UwU I :33 wawwant ;;w;; they uWu have UwU made uWu peace with ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -:33 SCWOOP. :3 Peace uWu have ;;w;; they UwU made with ^.^ him :33 indeed, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O >_> viwwains, vipews, damn'd ^-^ without wedemption! -^w^ Dogs, easily ^.^ won to ^-^ fawn on xDD any ;;w;; man! ->_> Snyakes, uWu in x3 my ^w^ heawt-bwood wawm'd, :3 that ÚwÚ sting x3 my :33 heawt! -Thwee Judases, >_< each one thrice xDD wowse than x3 Judas! -Wouwd ;;w;; they >_< make peace? >_> Tewwibwe heww >_< make >w< waw ->_> Upon uWu theiw ^-^ spotted >w< souws fow ÚwÚ this >_< offence! -:33 SCWOOP. ÚwÚ Sweet xDD wuv, UwU I see, :3 changing :33 his ^.^ pwopewty, -Tuwns to x3 the :3 souwest ÚwÚ and UwU most deadwy ^.^ hate. -^.^ Again xDD uncuwse uWu theiw :3 souws; uWu theiw uWu peace >_> is UwU made -With >_< heads, ÚwÚ and nyot with hands; UwU those ÚwÚ whom xDD you UwU cuwse -:3 Have UwU fewt x3 the worst of ^w^ death's destroying ;;w;; wound -xDD And >_< wie full low, grav'd uWu in x3 the OwO howwow :33 gwound. -AUMERLE. Is x3 Bushy, Green, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Wiltshire dead? -:33 SCWOOP. Ay, aww of them uWu at Bristow wost uWu theiw :33 heads. -AUMERLE. Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< Duke x3 my >w< fathew with :33 his powew? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. No ;;w;; mattew where-of uWu comfowt nyo x3 man >_< speak. -:3 Wet's tawk of >w< gwaves, of ÚwÚ wowms, ÚwÚ and :33 epitaphs; -^-^ Make x3 dust UwU ouw paper, ÚwÚ and with wainy eyes -:3 Wwite sorrow on x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -:3 Wet's choose ^w^ executows ÚwÚ and tawk of OwO wiwws; -xDD And yet nyot :3 so-fow >_> what ^.^ can ^.^ we ^-^ bequeath -:3 Save UwU ouw UwU deposed >_< bodies to x3 the ground? -Our lands, UwU ouw lives, ÚwÚ and an, OwO awe Bolingbroke's. -xDD And >_< nyothing ^.^ can ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU ouw UwU own >_> but :33 death -xDD And :3 that UwU smaww :33 modew of x3 the ^-^ bawwen ^.^ eawth ->_< Which sewves >_< as ^.^ paste ÚwÚ and UwU cuvw to UwU ouw xDD bonyes. -For >_> God's ÚwÚ sake wet >_> us sit ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 gwound -xDD And tell >_> sad :3 stowies of x3 the :33 death of :33 kings: -How x3 some uWu have :33 been >w< depos'd, x3 some :3 swain uWu in waw, -;;w;; Some xDD haunted ^.^ by x3 the ghosts ;;w;; they uWu have >w< depos'd, -;;w;; Some OwO poison'd ^.^ by uWu theiw ^-^ wives, x3 some x3 sweeping ^.^ kiww'd, -All muwdew'd-fow within x3 the OwO howwow >_< cwown -:33 That wounds x3 the >w< mowtaw ^.^ tempwes of :3 a x3 king -^-^ Keeps >_> Death :33 his >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and there x3 the ^.^ antic OwO sits, -UwU Scoffing :33 his >w< state ÚwÚ and uWu gwinnying uWu at :33 his UwU pomp; -^-^ Awwowing ^.^ him :3 a :33 bweath, :3 a xDD wittwe :33 scenye, -;;w;; To >_> monyawchize, be feaw'd, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww with looks; -UwU Infusing ^.^ him with self ÚwÚ and :33 vain ^.^ conceit, -;;w;; As >_> if ÚwÚ this >w< fwesh which OwO wawws about UwU ouw >w< wife -^.^ Wewe brass uWu impwegnyabwe; x3 and, UwU humouw'd thus, -UwU Comes uWu at x3 the last, ÚwÚ and with :3 a xDD wittwe uWu pin -Bowes ^w^ thwough :33 his ^w^ castwe :3 waww, ÚwÚ and farewell, x3 king! -Cover x3 youw >_< heads, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock nyot >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood -With solemn wevewence; ^-^ thwow OwO away wespect, -Tradition, ÚwÚ fowm, ÚwÚ and cewemonyious duty; -For xDD you uWu have >_> but >_> mistook ;;w;; me aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. -UwU I ^w^ wive with ^.^ bwead ^.^ wike UwU you, x3 feew >w< want, -:3 Taste gwief, >_< nyeed friends: x3 subjected thus, -How ^.^ can xDD you >_> say to ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am :3 a UwU king? ->_> CAWWISWE. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu wise ;;w;; men ^w^ nye'ew sit ÚwÚ and waiw uWu theiw :33 woes, -OwO But presently ^w^ pwevent x3 the ways to OwO waiw. -;;w;; To feaw x3 the x3 foe, xDD since feaw oppresseth >_< stwength, -:33 Gives, uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ weaknyess, ÚwÚ stwength >w< unto x3 youw x3 foe, -xDD And UwU so x3 youw follies >w< fight OwO against OwO youwsewf. -Fear ÚwÚ and be >w< swain-nyo xDD wowse ^.^ can come to fight; -xDD And >w< fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ die >_> is :33 death destroying UwU death, -Whewe feawing dying >w< pays :33 death ;;w;; sewviwe >_< bweath. -AUMERLE. OwO My >w< fathew hath :3 a power; ^.^ inquiwe of :3 him, -xDD And :3 weawn to >_< make :3 a >w< body of :3 a ^-^ wimb. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou OwO chid'st ;;w;; me well. Pwoud ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, UwU I come -;;w;; To change ^w^ bwows with uWu thee fow UwU ouw day of doom. -This xDD ague ;;w;; fit of feaw >_> is over-blown; -^-^ An ^w^ easy :3 task >w< it >_> is to x3 win UwU ouw own. -Say, ^.^ Scwoop, :3 whewe wies UwU ouw :33 uncwe with :33 his powew? -^w^ Speak sweetwy, ^w^ man, awthough >w< thy :33 wooks be ^-^ souw. -:33 SCWOOP. OwO Men OwO judge ^.^ by x3 the >_< compwexion of x3 the sky -uWu The >w< state uWu in ^w^ incwinyation of x3 the uWu day; -^w^ So OwO may xDD you ^.^ by x3 my dull ÚwÚ and x3 heavy >_< eye, -OwO My >_> tongue hath >_> but :3 a heaview xDD tawe to :3 say. -UwU I :33 pway x3 the >_< towtuwew, ^.^ by UwU smaww ÚwÚ and UwU smaww -;;w;; To ^w^ wengthen x3 out x3 the worst :3 that ^w^ must be ÚwÚ spoken: -uWu Youw :33 uncwe York >_> is OwO join'd with ^-^ Bowingbwoke; -xDD And aww x3 youw ^w^ nyowthewn ^.^ castwes yiewded up, -xDD And aww x3 youw >w< southewn gentlemen uWu in :3 awms ->_> Upon :33 his pawty. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu said enyough. -:33 [To :3 AUMEWWE] Beshrew ÚwÚ thee, OwO cousin, which :33 didst lead ;;w;; me fowth -Of :3 that x3 sweet uWu way UwU I UwU was uWu in to UwU despaiw! ->_> What >_> say xDD you ^.^ nyow? >_> What uWu comfowt uWu have ^.^ we ^.^ nyow? -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^-^ hate ^.^ him everlastingly -:33 That UwU bids ;;w;; me be of uWu comfowt xDD any more. -Go to ;;w;; Fwint Castwe; there I'll pine :3 away; -^-^ A OwO king, ÚwÚ woe's :33 swave, UwU shaww >_> kingwy woe OwO obey. -:33 That powew UwU I have, dischawge; ÚwÚ and wet them OwO go -;;w;; To ear x3 the ÚwÚ wand :3 that hath x3 some UwU hope to xDD gwow, -For UwU I uWu have none. Let nyo x3 man speak again -;;w;; To x3 awtew uWu this, fow counsel >_> is >_> but OwO vain. -AUMERLE. OwO My ^.^ wiege, one OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >w< He does ;;w;; me :3 doubwe wrong -:33 That wounds ;;w;; me with x3 the flatteries of :33 his :33 tongue. -UwU Dischawge x3 my >w< fowwowews; wet them >w< hence away, -Fwom >w< Wichawd's >w< nyight to uWu Bowingbwoke's >w< faiw x3 day. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. -Wales. ^.^ Befowe ;;w;; Fwint ;;w;; Castwe - -OwO Entew, with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws, BOLINGBROKE, YORK, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, -ÚwÚ and forces - -BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ So :3 that ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewwigence ^.^ we :3 weawn -uWu The x3 Wewshmen OwO awe ^-^ dispews'd; ÚwÚ and uWu Sawisbuwy -Is >_> gonye to :3 meet x3 the OwO King, who :3 watewy landed -With x3 some x3 few >_> pwivate ^w^ fwiends ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 coast. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The nyews >_> is xDD vewy >w< faiw ÚwÚ and UwU good, x3 my OwO wowd. -Richard nyot uWu faw from >w< hence hath >_< hid :33 his >_> head. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd >_> beseem x3 the Lord ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand -;;w;; To >_> say UwU 'King ^w^ Wichawd.' Alack x3 the x3 heavy day -x3 When xDD such :3 a uWu sacwed x3 king >_> shouwd hide :33 his ÚwÚ head! -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Youw Gwace ;;w;; mistakes; >w< onwy to be ^-^ bwief, -Left UwU I :33 his ;;w;; titwe OwO out. -:3 YOWK. uWu The time hath ^-^ been, -Wouwd xDD you uWu have :33 been UwU so bwief with :3 him, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -:3 Have :33 been UwU so bwief with xDD you to showten UwU you, -For :3 taking UwU so x3 the head, x3 youw whole xDD head's length. -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Mistake >_> nyot, uWu uncwe, further than xDD you OwO shouwd. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Take >_> nyot, ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, further than xDD you should, -Lest xDD you ;;w;; mistake. uWu The heavens OwO awe uvw UwU ouw :33 heads. -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 it, >_> uncwe; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oppose nyot mysewf -^w^ Against uWu theiw :33 wiww. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew uWu PEWCY - -Welcome, :33 Hawwy. What, xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ this ^w^ castwe :3 yiewd? -ÚwÚ PIEWCY. uWu The ^w^ castwe ÚwÚ woyawwy >_> is x3 mann'd, x3 my uWu wowd, -^w^ Against >w< thy x3 entwance. -BOLINGBROKE. Royally! -Why, >w< it x3 contains nyo UwU king? -^-^ PEWCY. Yes, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -^.^ It xDD doth ^.^ contain :3 a uWu king; ^w^ King Richard wies -OwO Within x3 the :3 wimits of >_< yon wime ÚwÚ and stonye; -xDD And with ^.^ him OwO awe x3 the Lord xDD Aumewwe, Lord >_> Sawisbuwy, -Sir ^w^ Stephen ^.^ Scwoop, ;;w;; besides :3 a >w< cwewgyman -Of >w< howy wevewence; who, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU weawn. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< O, ;;w;; bewike >w< it >_> is x3 the >_> Bishop of Carlisle. -BOLINGBROKE. :33 [To NyOWTHUMBEWWAND] Noble uWu wowd, -Go to x3 the wude OwO wibs of :3 that UwU ancient :3 castwe; -^.^ Thwough ^-^ bwazen ÚwÚ twumpet >_> send x3 the UwU bweath of parley -^.^ Into :33 his ;;w;; wuin'd ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and OwO thus dewivew: -Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke -On both :33 his knees xDD doth :3 kiss ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's uWu hand, -xDD And OwO sends OwO awwegiance ÚwÚ and true :33 faith of >_< heawt -;;w;; To :33 his UwU most royal ÚwÚ pewson; ÚwÚ hithew come -Even uWu at :33 his ;;w;; feet to uWu way x3 my :3 awms ÚwÚ and x3 powew, -ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that x3 my UwU banyishment :33 wepeaw'd -xDD And ^-^ wands :33 westow'd again be freely gwanted; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll use x3 the ^w^ advantage of x3 my powew -xDD And uWu way x3 the :33 summew's x3 dust with >w< showews of :3 bwood -:33 Wain'd from x3 the wounds of swaughtewed xDD Engwishmen; -uWu The which >w< how uWu faw x3 off from x3 the ^-^ mind of :3 Bowingbwoke -^.^ It >_> is xDD such >_< cwimson UwU tempest >_> shouwd bedwench -uWu The >w< fwesh green wap of >w< faiw ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's land, -OwO My ^w^ stooping >_> duty ;;w;; tendewwy UwU shaww show. -^w^ Go, :33 signyify >_< as ÚwÚ much, OwO whiwe OwO hewe ^.^ we :33 mawch ->_> Upon x3 the :3 gwassy cawpet of ÚwÚ this plain. -OwO [NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ^w^ advances to x3 the ^.^ Castwe, with :3 a trumpet] -:3 Wet's :33 mawch ^-^ without x3 the noise of threat'ning dwum, -:33 That from ÚwÚ this castle's ;;w;; tottewed :3 battwements -Our >w< faiw OwO appointments OwO may be weww >_> pewus'd. -Methinks ^w^ King Richard ÚwÚ and mysewf >_> shouwd :3 meet -With nyo less tewwow than x3 the ÚwÚ ewements -Of fire ÚwÚ and >_< watew, when uWu theiw thund'ring x3 shock -At meeting tears x3 the cwoudy >_> cheeks of UwU heaven. -^w^ Be ^.^ he x3 the ^w^ fiwe, I'll be x3 the yiewding water; -uWu The xDD wage be his, whiwst on x3 the ^.^ eawth UwU I xDD wain -OwO My waters-on x3 the earth, ÚwÚ and nyot on ^.^ him. -March ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and mark ^w^ King Richard >w< how ^.^ he OwO wooks. - -Pawwe without, ÚwÚ and answew xDD within; xDD then :3 a UwU fwouwish. -Entew on x3 the walls, x3 the ;;w;; KING, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, -AUMEWWE, >_> SCWOOP, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY - -:3 See, see, ^w^ King Richard xDD doth >_< himsewf ^.^ appeaw, -;;w;; As xDD doth x3 the ;;w;; bwushing >_> discontented sun -Fwom x3 out x3 the fiery powtaw of x3 the OwO east, -x3 When ^.^ he ^-^ pewceives x3 the envious :33 cwouds OwO awe UwU bent -;;w;; To dim :33 his :3 gwowy ÚwÚ and to stain x3 the UwU twack -Of :33 his uWu bwight uWu passage to x3 the x3 occident. -:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he :33 wooks ^.^ wike :3 a king. UwU Behowd, :33 his >_< eye, -;;w;; As uWu bwight >_< as >_> is x3 the ^w^ eagwe's, lightens fowth -ÚwÚ Contwowwing :33 majesty. xDD Awack, awack, fow woe, -:33 That xDD any x3 hawm >_> shouwd stain UwU so >w< faiw :3 a ÚwÚ show! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 [To NyOWTHUMBEWWAND] We OwO awe ^-^ amaz'd; ÚwÚ and OwO thus ^-^ wong -uWu have ^.^ we :33 stood -;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the x3 feawfuw x3 bending of >w< thy OwO knyee, ->_< Because ^.^ we xDD thought :3 ouwsewf >w< thy ÚwÚ wawfuw uWu King; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ we be, >w< how dawe >w< thy xDD joints x3 fowget -;;w;; To x3 pay uWu theiw x3 awfuw >_> duty to UwU ouw presence? -;;w;; If ^.^ we be >_> nyot, x3 show >_> us x3 the uWu hand of ^w^ God -:33 That hath OwO dismiss'd >_> us from UwU ouw stewawdship; -For weww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow nyo uWu hand of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and bonye -UwU Can gripe x3 the uWu sacwed handle of UwU ouw sceptre, -OwO Unwess ^.^ he UwU do ^.^ pwofanye, steal, ow ;;w;; usuwp. -xDD And ^w^ though xDD you think :3 that all, >_< as xDD you uWu have :33 donye, -:3 Have :33 town uWu theiw >w< souws ^.^ by ;;w;; tuwnying them from us, -xDD And ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ bawwen ÚwÚ and >_> beweft of OwO fwiends, -ÚwÚ Yet knyow-my ^.^ mastew, ^w^ God ;;w;; omnyipotent, -Is ;;w;; mustewing uWu in :33 his :33 cwouds on UwU ouw behawf -:33 Awmies of :3 pestiwence; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww strike -uWu Youw x3 chiwdwen yet xDD unbown ÚwÚ and xDD unbegot, -:33 That lift x3 youw ^.^ vassaw ^.^ hands OwO against x3 my >_> head -xDD And >_< thweat x3 the :3 gwowy of x3 my >_< pwecious crown. -Teww ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, fow >_< yon uWu methinks ^.^ he stands, -:33 That every stwide ^.^ he x3 makes ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ wand -Is uWu dangewous treason; ^.^ he >_> is come to open -uWu The puwpwe testament of xDD bweeding UwU waw; -OwO But ere x3 the >_< cwown ^.^ he :33 wooks fow ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ peace, -uWu Ten thousand bwoody :3 cwowns of ^.^ mothews' xDD sons -Shall :33 iww :33 become x3 the fwowew of Engwand's >w< face, -Change x3 the >_< compwexion of her maid-pawe uWu peace -;;w;; To x3 scawwet >_< indignyation, ÚwÚ and UwU bedew -:3 Hew >_> pastuwes' gwass with faithfuw :3 Engwish blood. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The ^w^ King of uWu Heaven UwU fowbid UwU ouw ;;w;; wowd x3 the ^w^ King -Should UwU so with ÚwÚ civiw ÚwÚ and UwU unciviw :3 awms -^w^ Be uWu wush'd :33 upon! x3 Thy thrice x3 nyobwe OwO cousin, -ÚwÚ Hawwy ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, xDD doth x3 humbwy :3 kiss >w< thy xDD hand; -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ honyouwabwe tomb ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweaws -:33 That >w< stands ;;w;; upon x3 youw royal :33 gwandsiwe's xDD bonyes, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the :33 woyawties of both x3 youw bwoods, ->_< Cuwwents :3 that ^-^ spwing from one UwU most >_> gwacious head, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the buried uWu hand of warlike Gaunt, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and honour of himsewf, -^-^ Compwising aww :3 that OwO may be sworn ow said, -ÚwÚ His xDD coming ÚwÚ hithew hath nyo further ;;w;; scope -Than fow :33 his :3 winyeaw ;;w;; woyawties, ÚwÚ and to ÚwÚ beg -uWu Enfwanchisement x3 immediate on :33 his knees; ->_< Which on >w< thy royal party >_> gwanted ^w^ once, -ÚwÚ His gwittewing :3 awms ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ commend to x3 wust, -ÚwÚ His bawbed OwO steeds to ^.^ stabwes, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< heawt -;;w;; To faithfuw OwO sewvice of x3 youw >_< Majesty. -This ÚwÚ sweaws xDD he, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is :3 a >_< pwince, >_> is x3 just; -xDD And >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman UwU I cwedit ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, >_> say OwO thus x3 the ^w^ King wetuwns: -ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe xDD cousin >_> is >w< wight wewcome hithew; -xDD And aww x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of :33 his >w< faiw uWu demands -Shall be ;;w;; accompwish'd ^-^ without contradiction. -With aww x3 the >_> gwacious :3 uttewance xDD thou x3 hast -^w^ Speak to :33 his ^-^ gentwe hearing uWu kind uWu commends. -:33 [To :3 AUMEWWE] We UwU do debase ;;w;; ouwsewves, OwO cousin, UwU do ^.^ we >_> nyot, -;;w;; To wook UwU so poorly ÚwÚ and to speak UwU so uWu faiw? -Shall ^.^ we caww back >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and >_> send -x3 Defiance to x3 the traitor, ÚwÚ and UwU so die? -AUMERLE. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; >_> wet's >w< fight with ^-^ gentwe wowds -Tiww time xDD wend OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwiends uWu theiw helpful :3 swowds. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O :33 God, x3 O uWu God! :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ÚwÚ this >_> tongue of >_< minye -:33 That laid x3 the :33 sentence of xDD dwead UwU banyishment -On >_< yon OwO pwoud x3 man >_> shouwd OwO take >w< it x3 off again -With wowds of sooth! x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe >_< as great -;;w;; As >_> is x3 my gwief, ow wessew than x3 my xDD nyame! -:33 Ow :3 that UwU I couwd x3 fowget >_> what UwU I uWu have >_< been! -:33 Ow nyot remember >_> what UwU I ^w^ must be >_< nyow! -Swell'st UwU thou, OwO pwoud ÚwÚ heawt? I'll UwU give uWu thee ;;w;; scope to beat, -Since ^-^ foes uWu have ;;w;; scope to xDD beat both uWu thee ÚwÚ and x3 me. -AUMERLE. ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand x3 comes back from ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What ^w^ must x3 the ^w^ King UwU do ^.^ nyow? :3 Must ^.^ he >_< submit? -uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww UwU do :3 it. :3 Must ^.^ he be :3 depos'd? -uWu The ^w^ King UwU shaww be ÚwÚ contented. :3 Must ^.^ he wose -uWu The xDD nyame of UwU king? ^-^ A >_> God's :33 nyame, wet >w< it ÚwÚ go. -I'll UwU give x3 my :3 jewews fow :3 a uWu set of x3 beads, -OwO My gowgeous ^w^ pawace fow :3 a hewmitage, -OwO My x3 gay apparel fow >w< an OwO awmsman's x3 gown, -OwO My x3 figuw'd :3 gobwets fow :3 a ^w^ dish of wood, -OwO My sceptre fow :3 a pawmew's ^.^ wawking staff, -OwO My subjects fow :3 a :33 paiw of x3 cawved UwU saints, -xDD And x3 my large ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ gwave, -^-^ A xDD wittwe xDD wittwe ^-^ gwave, >w< an uWu obscuwe grave- -:33 Ow I'll be buried uWu in x3 the >_< king's xDD high :3 way, -;;w;; Some uWu way of ^w^ common twade, :3 whewe >w< subjects' ;;w;; feet -^-^ May hourly x3 twampwe on uWu theiw ^.^ suvweign's head; -For on x3 my >_< heawt ;;w;; they ;;w;; twead nyow whiwst UwU I x3 wive, -xDD And buried ^w^ once, >w< why nyot ;;w;; upon x3 my head? -xDD Aumewwe, xDD thou :3 weep'st, x3 my ^.^ tendew-heawted x3 cousin! -^-^ We'ww >_< make fouw >_> weathew with :3 despised teaws; -Our :3 sighs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww uWu wodge x3 the ^-^ summew corn -xDD And >_< make :3 a dearth uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wevowting xDD wand. -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we :33 pway x3 the wantons with UwU ouw :3 woes -xDD And >_< make x3 some OwO pwetty >_< match with >_> shedding teaws? -;;w;; As thus: to >_< dwop them still ;;w;; upon one :33 pwace -Tiww ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ fwetted >_> us :3 a :33 paiw of gwaves -OwO Within x3 the ^w^ eawth; x3 and, thewein x3 waid-thewe wies -Two >_< kinsmen xDD digg'd uWu theiw gwaves with weeping :3 eyes. -Wouwd nyot ÚwÚ this :33 iww UwU do ^.^ weww? xDD Weww, weww, UwU I >_> see -UwU I tawk >_> but >_> idwy, ÚwÚ and xDD you laugh uWu at x3 me. -:3 Most ^-^ mighty >_< pwince, x3 my Lord >_> Nyowthumbewwand, ->_> What ;;w;; says ^w^ King Bolingbroke? Will :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -Give Richard OwO weave to ^w^ wive >w< tiww Richard die? ->_> You >_< make :3 a ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke ;;w;; says ^w^ ay. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in x3 the UwU base court ^.^ he xDD doth >_< attend -;;w;; To speak with uWu you; OwO may >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to come down? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Down, down UwU I come, ^.^ wike :33 gwist'wing >_< Phaethon, -:3 Wanting x3 the manage of ^-^ unwuwy :3 jades. -^w^ In x3 the UwU base ^w^ couwt? >w< Base xDD couwt, :3 whewe >w< kings gwow base, -;;w;; To come uWu at >_> twaitows' calls, ÚwÚ and UwU do them grace. -^w^ In x3 the UwU base ^w^ couwt? :3 Come down? Down, court! ;;w;; down, x3 king! -For night-owls shriek :3 whewe ^w^ mounting larks >_> shouwd ;;w;; sing. -Exeunt from :33 abuv -BOLINGBROKE. >_> What ;;w;; says :33 his ÚwÚ Majesty? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Sowwow ÚwÚ and grief of >_< heawt -:3 Makes ^.^ him speak fondly, ^.^ wike :3 a frantic xDD man; -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he >_> is x3 come. - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; KING, ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu attendants, bewow - -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Stand aww >_< apawt, -xDD And x3 show >w< faiw >_> duty to :33 his >_< Majesty. [He knyeews down] -OwO My >_> gwacious wowd- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Faiw OwO cousin, xDD you debase x3 youw princely knyee -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the UwU base ^.^ eawth OwO pwoud with xDD kissing :3 it. -x3 Me rather xDD had x3 my >_< heawt ^w^ might x3 feew x3 youw wuv -Than x3 my uWu unpweas'd ^w^ eye >_> see x3 youw uWu couwtesy. -^-^ Up, OwO cousin, xDD up; x3 youw >_< heawt >_> is up, UwU I knyow, -xDD [Touching :33 his UwU own UwU head] ^-^ Thus xDD high uWu at least, awthough x3 youw -knyee be wow. -BOLINGBROKE. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, UwU I come >_> but fow >_< minye own. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw UwU own >_> is >_< youws, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, ÚwÚ and all. -BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ So uWu faw be >_> minye, x3 my UwU most wedoubted uWu wowd, -;;w;; As x3 my true OwO sewvice UwU shaww OwO desewve x3 youw love. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Weww xDD you deserve. ^-^ They weww OwO desewve to uWu have -:33 That ^.^ knyow x3 the stwong'st ÚwÚ and >_> suwest uWu way to ^w^ get. ->_> Uncwe, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw hands; x3 nyay, xDD dwy x3 youw xDD eyes: -Tears x3 show uWu theiw xDD wuv, >_> but ^.^ want uWu theiw wemedies. -Cousin, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too xDD young to be x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; Though xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; owd enough to be x3 my ÚwÚ heiw. ->_> What xDD you xDD wiww have, I'll give, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wiwwing :3 too; -For UwU do ^.^ we ^w^ must >_> what force xDD wiww uWu have >_> us xDD do. -Set on uWu towawds OwO Wondon. Cousin, >_> is >w< it so? -BOLINGBROKE. Yea, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_> say >w< nyo. >w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YOWK's >_< gawden - -Entew x3 the >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and >w< two :3 WADIES - -QUEEN. >_> What spowt UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< devise OwO hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< gawden -;;w;; To UwU dwive OwO away x3 the x3 heavy xDD thought of >_> cawe? -WADY. uWu Madam, we'll :33 pway uWu at ^.^ bowws. -QUEEN. 'Twiww >_< make ;;w;; me think x3 the wowwd >_> is full of :33 wubs -xDD And :3 that x3 my :3 fowtunye wuns OwO against x3 the OwO bias. -WADY. uWu Madam, we'll >_< dance. -QUEEN. OwO My UwU wegs ^.^ can >_< keep nyo UwU measuwe uWu in OwO dewight, -x3 When x3 my poor >_< heawt nyo UwU measuwe keeps uWu in gwief; -Therefore nyo ;;w;; dancing, girl; x3 some othew ;;w;; spowt. -WADY. uWu Madam, we'll tell ^-^ tawes. -QUEEN. Of sorrow ow of ;;w;; joy? -WADY. Of ^-^ eithew, UwU madam. -QUEEN. Of nyeithew, girl; -For >_> if of joy, ^.^ being ;;w;; awtogethew wanting, -^.^ It xDD doth remember ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ mowe of sorrow; -:33 Ow >_> if of gwief, ^.^ being ;;w;; awtogethew :33 had, -^.^ It adds ^.^ mowe sorrow to x3 my ^.^ want of :33 joy; -For >_> what UwU I uWu have UwU I >_< nyeed nyot to :33 wepeat, -xDD And >_> what UwU I ^.^ want >w< it ÚwÚ boots nyot to OwO compwain. -WADY. uWu Madam, I'll ;;w;; sing. -QUEEN. 'Tis >_> weww' :3 that xDD thou x3 hast cause; -OwO But xDD thou shouwdst uWu pwease ;;w;; me xDD bettew wouldst xDD thou >_> weep. -WADY. UwU I couwd >_> weep, UwU madam, ^.^ wouwd >w< it UwU do xDD you UwU good. -QUEEN. xDD And UwU I couwd ^w^ sing, ^.^ wouwd weeping UwU do ;;w;; me UwU good, -xDD And >_< nyevew :3 bowwow xDD any teaw of thee. - -Entew :3 a GARDENER ÚwÚ and >w< two ^-^ SEWVANTS - -OwO But ;;w;; stay, OwO hewe come x3 the >_> gawdenyews. -:3 Wet's :33 step x3 into x3 the :3 shadow of these trees. -OwO My ^-^ wwetchednyess >w< unto :3 a wow of pins, -^-^ They xDD wiww tawk of state, fow every one xDD doth UwU so -^w^ Against :3 a ÚwÚ change: woe >_> is UwU fowewun with woe. -xDD [QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES >_> wetiwe] -GARDENER. ^w^ Go, bind xDD thou x3 up >_< yon >_< dangwing OwO apwicocks, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike ^-^ unwuwy chiwdwen, >_< make uWu theiw >w< siwe -^-^ Stoop with oppwession of uWu theiw prodigal ^w^ weight; -Give x3 some supportance to x3 the x3 bending ^-^ twigs. -Go UwU thou, ÚwÚ and Eke >w< an executioner -Cut x3 off x3 the heads of ^w^ too ÚwÚ fast >_< gwowing spways -:33 That wook ^w^ too wofty uWu in UwU ouw commonweawth: -All ^w^ must be even uWu in UwU ouw >_< guvwnment. ->_> You OwO thus >w< empwoy'd, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go ^.^ woot OwO away -uWu The ^-^ nyoisome UwU weeds which ^-^ without pwofit uWu suck -uWu The >w< soiw's fertility from whowesome fwowews. -SEWVANT. Why >_> shouwd :33 we, uWu in x3 the compass of :3 a pawe, -^w^ Keep law ÚwÚ and >_< fowm ÚwÚ and >_< due proportion, ->w< Showing, >_< as uWu in :3 a >w< modew, UwU ouw >w< fiwm x3 estate, -x3 When UwU ouw ^-^ sea-wawwed gawden, x3 the whole land, -Is full of ^w^ weeds; her >_> faiwest fwowews chok'd up, -:3 Hew ^w^ fwuit trees aww :33 unpwun'd, her x3 hedges ruin'd, -:3 Hew OwO knyots ÚwÚ disowdewed, ÚwÚ and her whowesome >w< hewbs -UwU Swawming with xDD catewpiwwaws? -GARDENER. :33 Howd >w< thy peace. ->w< He :3 that hath ^w^ suffew'd ÚwÚ this disorder'd ^-^ spwing ->_< Hath nyow >_< himsewf >w< met with x3 the faww of ^.^ weaf; -uWu The UwU weeds which :33 his UwU bwoad-spweading >w< weaves uWu did shewtew, -:33 That ^w^ seem'd uWu in uWu eating ^.^ him to howd ^.^ him up, -^w^ Awe ^w^ pwuck'd x3 up ^.^ woot ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ by ^-^ Bowingbwoke- -UwU I >_> mean x3 the ^-^ Eaww of OwO Wiwtshiwe, x3 Bushy, ^w^ Gween. -SEWVANT. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they dead? -GARDENER. ^-^ They >_< awe; ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke ->_< Hath :3 seiz'd x3 the ^w^ wastefuw ;;w;; King. >_< O, >_> what pity >_> is >w< it -:33 That ^.^ he xDD had nyot UwU so trimm'd ÚwÚ and dwess'd :33 his ÚwÚ wand -;;w;; As ^.^ we ÚwÚ this :33 gawden! We uWu at time of xDD yeaw -Do ;;w;; wound x3 the bawk, x3 the uWu skin of UwU ouw ^w^ fwuit trees, -Lest, ^.^ being over-proud uWu in sap ÚwÚ and bwood, -With ^w^ too much ^w^ wiches >w< it confound >_< itsewf; -xDD Had ^.^ he donye UwU so to great ÚwÚ and >_< gwowing men, -^-^ They ^w^ might uWu have >_> Ev'd to >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he to >_> taste -^-^ Theiw ÚwÚ fwuits of duty. ^.^ Supewfwuous ^-^ bwanches -We wop away, :3 that :33 beawing ^-^ boughs OwO may ÚwÚ wive; -xDD Had ^.^ he donye >_> so, >_< himsewf xDD had ^.^ home x3 the :3 cwown, ->_< Which uWu waste of idle >_> houws hath quite :33 thwown down. -SEWVANT. What, think xDD you x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww be deposed? -GARDENER. Depwess'd ^.^ he >_> is already, ÚwÚ and :3 depos'd -'Tis doubt ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< be. >_< Wettews ^-^ came >w< wast >w< nyight -;;w;; To :3 a uWu deaw :33 fwiend of x3 the ÚwÚ good >w< Duke of >w< Yowk's -:33 That tell black UwU tidings. -QUEEN. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwess'd to :33 death ^w^ thwough ^.^ want of >_> speaking! -[Coming forward] -Thou, ;;w;; owd :3 Adam's likeness, uWu set to :3 dwess ÚwÚ this gawden, -How x3 dawes >w< thy UwU hawsh wude >_> tongue >_> sound ÚwÚ this ;;w;; unpweasing nyews? ->_> What Eve, >_> what sewpent, hath uWu suggested x3 the -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a second faww of uWu cuwsed man? -Why dost xDD thou >_> say ^w^ King Richard >_> is :3 depos'd? -uWu Daw'st UwU thou, xDD thou xDD wittwe xDD bettew ^.^ thing than earth, -Divine :33 his downfaww? Say, where, xDD when, ÚwÚ and how, -Cam'st xDD thou ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :33 iww x3 tidings? ÚwÚ Speak, xDD thou >_> wwetch. -GARDENER. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 madam; xDD wittwe joy uWu have -;;w;; To ;;w;; bweathe ÚwÚ this nyews; yet >_> what UwU I >_> say >_> is true. -^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, ^.^ he >_> is uWu in x3 the ^-^ mighty howd -Of ^.^ Bowingbwoke. ^-^ Theiw fowtunyes both OwO awe weigh'd. -^w^ In x3 youw UwU wowd's scale >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but himsewf, -xDD And x3 some x3 few vanities :3 that >_< make ^.^ him >_> wight; -OwO But uWu in x3 the ^w^ bawance of great ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, -Besides himsewf, OwO awe aww x3 the :3 Engwish ^-^ peews, -xDD And with :3 that ^w^ odds ^.^ he :3 weighs ^w^ King Richard down. -:33 Post xDD you to Wondon, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD wiww find >w< it so; -UwU I speak nyo ^.^ mowe than every one xDD doth :33 knyow. -QUEEN. Nimble uWu mischance, :3 that awt UwU so >w< wight of xDD foot, -^-^ Doth nyot >w< thy :3 embassage OwO bewong to uWu me, -xDD And ^w^ am UwU I >w< wast :3 that xDD knyows :33 it? >_< O, xDD thou >_> thinkest -;;w;; To serve ;;w;; me last, :3 that UwU I OwO may xDD wongest >_< keep -x3 Thy sorrow uWu in x3 my UwU bweast. ^.^ Come, x3 wadies, OwO go -;;w;; To :3 meet uWu at ;;w;; Wondon London's ^w^ King uWu in woe. -What, UwU was UwU I bown to uWu this, :3 that x3 my >_> sad wook -Should xDD gwace x3 the twiumph of great Bolingbroke? -;;w;; Gawd'nyew, fow :3 tewwing ;;w;; me these nyews of woe, ->_> Pway ^w^ God x3 the x3 pwants xDD thou >_< gwaft'st OwO may >_< nyevew grow! -Exeunt >w< QUEEN ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES -GARDENER. OwO Poow :3 Queen, UwU so :3 that >w< thy >w< state ^w^ might be nyo ^-^ wowse, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my :3 skiww :3 wewe x3 subject to >w< thy cuwse. -:3 Hewe uWu did ^.^ she faww :3 a >_< teaw; OwO hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 pwace -I'll uWu set :3 a ^.^ bank of uWu wue, :3 souw OwO hewb of grace. -x3 Wue, even fow ^-^ wuth, OwO hewe x3 showtwy UwU shaww be uWu seen, -^w^ In x3 the wemembwance of :3 a weeping >w< queen. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -^-^ Westminstew Haww - -OwO Entew, >_< as to x3 the Pawwiament, BOLINGBROKE, AUMEWWE, OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ^w^ PEWCY, -FITZWATER, uWu SUWWEY, x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, x3 the ABBOT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; WESTMINSTEW, -ÚwÚ and :3 othews; HERALD, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ BAGOT - -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Caww fowth >_> Bagot. ->_> Nyow, ;;w;; Bagot, freely speak >w< thy uWu mind- ->_> What xDD thou dost ^.^ knyow of x3 nyobwe :3 Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ death; -Who ;;w;; wwought >w< it with x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and who pewfowm'd -uWu The bwoody ^.^ office of :33 his timewess OwO end. -;;w;; BAGOT. UwU Then uWu set >w< befowe x3 my OwO face x3 the Lord ^.^ Aumewwe. -BOLINGBROKE. Cousin, stand ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and wook ;;w;; upon :3 that man. -;;w;; BAGOT. OwO My Lord xDD Aumewwe, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw daring >_> tongue -UwU Scowns to ^.^ unsay >_> what >_> once >w< it hath :33 dewivew'd. -^w^ In :3 that >_< dead time when :3 Gwoucestew's :33 death UwU was ^-^ pwotted -UwU I heard xDD you >_> say 'Is nyot x3 my awm of ÚwÚ wength, -:33 That :33 weacheth from x3 the OwO westfuw :3 Engwish UwU Couwt -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as OwO Cawais, to >_< minye ^-^ uncwe's ;;w;; head?' -^-^ Amongst much othew tawk :3 that xDD vewy time -UwU I heard xDD you >_> say :3 that xDD you xDD had rather refuse -uWu The offer of >w< an :3 hundwed thousand :3 cwowns -Than uWu Bowingbwoke's ^-^ wetuwn to x3 Engwand; -ÚwÚ Adding withaw, >w< how bwest ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand ^.^ wouwd be -^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 youw uWu cousin's death. -AUMERLE. Pwinces, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe wowds, ->_> What answew UwU shaww UwU I >_< make to ÚwÚ this UwU base man? -Shall UwU I UwU so much x3 dishonyouw x3 my >w< faiw stars -On equal terms to UwU give ^.^ him :3 chastisement? -^-^ Eithew UwU I ;;w;; must, ow uWu have >_< minye honour ^.^ soiw'd -With x3 the >_> attaindew of :33 his slanderous x3 wips. ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 my ^.^ gage, x3 the manual UwU seaw of :33 death -:33 That >w< mawks uWu thee x3 out fow uWu heww. UwU I >_> say xDD thou liest, -xDD And xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain >_> what xDD thou x3 hast uWu said >_> is UwU fawse -^w^ In >w< thy ;;w;; heawt-bwood, ^w^ thwough ^.^ being aww ^w^ too UwU base -;;w;; To stain x3 the xDD tempew of x3 my knyightwy ^-^ swowd. -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Bagot, >_< fowbeaw; xDD thou shalt nyot OwO take >w< it :33 up. -AUMERLE. >_< Excepting one, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 the best -^w^ In aww ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence :3 that hath x3 mov'd ;;w;; me :3 so. -FITZWATER. ;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy valour stand on :33 sympathy, ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 my ^.^ gage, xDD Aumewwe, uWu in >w< gage to ÚwÚ thinye. -^-^ By :3 that >w< faiw sun which >_< shows ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou :3 stand'st, -UwU I heard uWu thee say, ÚwÚ and vauntingwy xDD thou spak'st :33 it, -:33 That xDD thou OwO wewt cause of x3 nyobwe :3 Gwoucestew's death. -;;w;; If xDD thou xDD denyiest >w< it ÚwÚ twenty xDD times, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww turn >w< thy UwU fawsehood to >w< thy uWu heawt, -Whewe >w< it UwU was forged, with x3 my ÚwÚ wapiew's point. -AUMERLE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ daw'st >_> nyot, xDD cowawd, ^w^ wive to >_> see :3 that x3 day. -FITZWATER. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe ÚwÚ this hour. -AUMERLE. ^-^ Fitzwatew, xDD thou awt damn'd to heww fow UwU this. -^-^ PEWCY. xDD Aumewwe, xDD thou ^w^ wiest; :33 his honour >_> is >_< as true -^w^ In ÚwÚ this appeaw >_< as xDD thou awt >w< an x3 unjust; -xDD And :3 that xDD thou awt >_> so, there UwU I ^-^ thwow x3 my ^.^ gage, -;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv >w< it on uWu thee to x3 the extremest :33 point -Of >w< mowtaw :3 bweathing. >_> Seize :33 it, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. -AUMERLE. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, OwO may x3 my ^.^ hands uWu wot of -xDD And >_< nyevew bwandish ^.^ mowe UwU wevengefuw steew -Over x3 the gwittewing hewmet of x3 my >_> foe! -ANyOTHEW WOWD. UwU I :3 task x3 the ^.^ eawth to x3 the :3 wike, ;;w;; fowswown :33 Aumewwe; -xDD And ^w^ spuw uWu thee on with xDD fun >_< as UwU many wies -;;w;; As OwO may be halloa'd uWu in >w< thy treacherous ear -Fwom sun to OwO sun. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my x3 honyouw's xDD pawn; ->_< Engage >w< it to x3 the OwO twiaw, >_> if xDD thou ^.^ dawest. -AUMERLE. Who :33 sets ;;w;; me else? ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, I'll ^-^ thwow uWu at :33 aww! -UwU I uWu have :3 a thousand ;;w;; spiwits uWu in one breast -;;w;; To answew ÚwÚ twenty thousand xDD such >_< as OwO you. -SUWWEY. OwO My Lord ^-^ Fitzwatew, UwU I UwU do remember weww -uWu The xDD vewy time :3 Aumewwe ÚwÚ and xDD you uWu did ^-^ tawk. -FITZWATER. 'Tis xDD vewy true; xDD you :3 wewe uWu in x3 pwesence >w< then, -xDD And xDD you ^.^ can >_> witnyess with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >_> is true. -SUWWEY. ;;w;; As :3 fawse, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, >_< as heaven itsewf >_> is true. -FITZWATER. uWu Suwwey, xDD thou liest. -SUWWEY. Dishonourable ^.^ boy! -:33 That >_< wie UwU shaww >_< wie UwU so x3 heavy on x3 my xDD swowd -:33 That >w< it UwU shaww render UwU vengeance ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge -Tiww xDD thou x3 the lie-giver ÚwÚ and :3 that >_< wie UwU do ^.^ he -^w^ In ^.^ eawth >_< as :33 quiet >_< as >w< thy father's OwO skuww. -^w^ In xDD pwoof UwU wheweof, there >_> is x3 my x3 honyouw's xDD pawn; ->_< Engage >w< it to x3 the OwO twiaw, >_> if xDD thou dar'st. -FITZWATER. How fondwy dost xDD thou ^w^ spuw :3 a forward UwU howse! -;;w;; If UwU I dawe uWu eat, ow dwink, ow ^w^ bweathe, ow x3 wive, -UwU I dawe :3 meet Surrey uWu in :3 a xDD wiwdewnyess, -xDD And spit ;;w;; upon ^.^ him whiwst UwU I >_> say ^.^ he lies, -xDD And lies, ÚwÚ and uWu wies. >_> Thewe >_> is x3 my :3 bond of ^w^ faith, -;;w;; To :33 tie uWu thee to x3 my >w< stwong :3 cowwection. -;;w;; As UwU I intend to x3 thwive uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^w^ wowwd, -:3 Aumewwe >_> is guiwty of x3 my true :3 appeaw. -:33 Besides, UwU I heard x3 the banyish'd Norfolk >_> say -:33 That UwU thou, xDD Aumewwe, :33 didst >_> send >w< two of >w< thy ;;w;; men -;;w;; To :33 execute x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke uWu at Cawais. -AUMERLE. ;;w;; Some xDD honyest Christian :33 twust ;;w;; me with :3 a >w< gage -:33 That Norfolk uWu wies. :3 Hewe UwU do UwU I ^-^ thwow down uWu this, -;;w;; If ^.^ he OwO may be :33 wepeaw'd to >_> twy :33 his honyouw. -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; These ÚwÚ diffewences UwU shaww aww xDD west :33 undew >w< gage -Tiww Norfolk be x3 wepeaw'd-wepeaw'd ^.^ he UwU shaww be -^.^ And, ^w^ though >_< minye enyemy, :33 westow'd again -;;w;; To aww :33 his ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and :3 signyowies. x3 When ^.^ he >_> is :3 wetuwn'd, -^w^ Against :3 Aumewwe ^.^ we xDD wiww enforce :33 his trial. ->_> CAWWISWE. :33 That ^.^ honyouwabwe day UwU shaww >_< nyevew be ÚwÚ seen. -xDD Many :3 a time hath banyish'd Norfolk ÚwÚ fought -For >_< Jesu ^-^ Chwist uWu in glorious Christian >_> fiewd, -Stweaming x3 the ensign of x3 the Christian OwO cwoss -^w^ Against black >_> pagans, Tuwks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Sawacens; -^.^ And, toil'd with wowks of waw, >_> wetiw'd >_< himsewf -;;w;; To >w< Itawy; ÚwÚ and thewe, uWu at >_> Venyice, uWu gave -ÚwÚ His >w< body to :3 that >_> pweasant >_> countwy's earth, -xDD And :33 his puwe :3 souw >w< unto :33 his ;;w;; captain, Christ, -;;w;; Undew x3 whose cowouws ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ fought UwU so wong. -BOLINGBROKE. Why, ^.^ Bishop, >_> is Norfolk dead? ->_> CAWWISWE. ;;w;; As x3 suwewy >_< as UwU I x3 wive, x3 my OwO wowd. -BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu peace ÚwÚ conduct :33 his x3 sweet :3 souw to x3 the ^w^ bosom -Of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^.^ Abwaham! Lords OwO appewwants, -uWu Youw ÚwÚ diffewences UwU shaww aww xDD west :33 undew >w< gage -Tiww ^.^ we assign xDD you to x3 youw OwO days of uWu twiaw - -Entew YORK, ^w^ attended - -:3 YOWK. UwU Gweat >w< Duke of Lancaster, UwU I come to x3 the -Fwom ^.^ pwume-pwuck'd ^.^ Wichawd, who with ^.^ wiwwing :3 souw -Adopts uWu thee heiw, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD high sceptre yiewds -;;w;; To x3 the >w< possession of >w< thy royal >w< hand. -:3 Ascend :33 his throne, ^w^ descending nyow from uWu him- -xDD And ^-^ wong ^w^ wive Henry, :3 fouwth of :3 that xDD nyame! -BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ In >_> God's :33 nyame, I'll >_> ascend x3 the xDD wegaw thwonye. ->_> CAWWISWE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God fowbid! -UwU Wowst uWu in ÚwÚ this royal x3 pwesence OwO may UwU I :3 speak, -ÚwÚ Yet best x3 beseeming ;;w;; me to speak x3 the truth. -Wouwd ^w^ God :3 that xDD any uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe x3 pwesence -^.^ Wewe enough x3 nyobwe to be ^w^ upwight OwO judge -Of x3 nyobwe Richard! UwU Then true noblesse ^.^ wouwd -;;w;; Weawn ^.^ him ÚwÚ fowbeawance from UwU so fouw :3 a wrong. ->_> What x3 subject ^.^ can UwU give :33 sentence on :33 his UwU king? -xDD And who >_> sits OwO hewe :3 that >_> is nyot >w< Wichawd's >w< subject? -Thieves OwO awe nyot xDD judg'd >_> but ;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ by to heaw, -Awthough apparent guilt be :3 seen uWu in OwO them; -xDD And UwU shaww x3 the xDD figuwe of >_> God's ^.^ majesty, -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; captain, x3 stewawd, OwO deputy ÚwÚ ewect, ->w< Anyointed, >w< cwownyed, ^-^ pwanted UwU many years, -^w^ Be xDD judg'd ^.^ by x3 subject ÚwÚ and :33 infewiow :33 bweath, -xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf nyot pwesent? >_< O, xDD fowfend :33 it, :33 God, -:33 That uWu in :3 a Christian x3 cwimate >w< souws uWu wefin'd -Should x3 show UwU so uWu heinyous, black, ^w^ obscenye :3 a >w< deed! -UwU I speak to xDD subjects, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 subject speaks, -:33 Stiww'd x3 up ^.^ by :33 God, OwO thus OwO bowdwy fow :33 his king. -OwO My Lord of Hewefowd UwU hewe, ÚwÚ whom xDD you caww OwO king, -Is :3 a fouw traitor to OwO pwoud >w< Hewefowd's uWu king; -xDD And >_> if xDD you >_< cwown :3 him, wet ;;w;; me prophesy- -uWu The :3 bwood of :3 Engwish UwU shaww manure x3 the ground, -xDD And ÚwÚ futuwe uWu ages gwoan fow ÚwÚ this fouw ÚwÚ act; -:3 Peace UwU shaww OwO go :33 sweep with Turks ÚwÚ and infidews, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu seat of uWu peace :33 tumuwtuous UwU waws -Shall ^-^ kin with ^-^ kin ÚwÚ and uWu kind with uWu kind confound; ->_< Disowdew, howwow, ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and mutiny, -Shall OwO hewe >_> inhabit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand be ^w^ caww'd -uWu The field of Golgotha ÚwÚ and >_< dead men's :33 skuwws. ->_< O, >_> if xDD you >w< waise ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house OwO against ÚwÚ this house, -^.^ It xDD wiww x3 the ^w^ woefuwwest OwO division ^-^ pwuv -:33 That OwO evew UwU feww ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this uWu cuwsed ;;w;; eawth. -Prevent :33 it, :3 wesist :33 it, wet >w< it nyot be >_> so, -Lest child, chiwd's chiwdwen, cwy OwO against xDD you woe. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww uWu have xDD you x3 awgued, siw; x3 and, fow x3 youw pains, -Of >w< capitaw UwU tweason ^.^ we ;;w;; awwest xDD you hewe. -OwO My Lord of Westminstew, be >w< it x3 youw :3 chawge -;;w;; To >_< keep ^.^ him >w< safewy >w< tiww :33 his day of trial. -^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, wowds, to gwant x3 the OwO commons' suit? -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Fetch ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ Wichawd, :3 that uWu in ^w^ common x3 view ->w< He OwO may surrender; UwU so ^.^ we UwU shaww proceed -Without suspicion. -:3 YOWK. UwU I xDD wiww be :33 his x3 conduct. uWu Exit -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; Wowds, xDD you :3 that OwO hewe OwO awe :33 undew UwU ouw x3 awwest, -Procure x3 youw suweties fow x3 youw OwO days of answer. ->_< Wittwe OwO awe ^.^ we beholding to x3 youw xDD wuv, -xDD And xDD wittwe >_> wook'd fow uWu at x3 youw ;;w;; hewping ^w^ hands. - -^.^ We-entew YORK, with ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS -:33 beawing x3 the ^-^ wegawia - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Awack, >w< why ^w^ am UwU I sent fow to :3 a OwO king, -^.^ Befowe UwU I uWu have >_> shook x3 off x3 the xDD wegaw >_< thoughts -Wherewith UwU I x3 weign'd? UwU I hardly yet uWu have weawn'd -;;w;; To >_< insinyuate, fwattew, UwU bow, ÚwÚ and >w< bend x3 my uWu knyee. -Give sorrow OwO weave ^-^ awhiwe to ;;w;; tutow ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this ;;w;; submission. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I weww remember -uWu The ;;w;; favouws of these ^.^ men. ^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they nyot mine? -Did ;;w;; they nyot ÚwÚ sometime cwy 'All haiw!' to me? -^w^ So :3 Judas uWu did to Christ; >_> but xDD he, uWu in twewve, -x3 Found uWu twuth uWu in aww >_> but onye; I, uWu in >_< twewve ;;w;; thousand, none. -^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! Will nyo x3 man >_> say uWu amen? -^w^ Am UwU I both priest ÚwÚ and >_< cwewk? Weww >w< then, amen. -^w^ God :3 save x3 the King! awthough UwU I be nyot he; -xDD And ^w^ yet, >w< amen, >_> if heaven UwU do think ^.^ him x3 me. -;;w;; To UwU do >_> what OwO sewvice ^w^ am UwU I sent fow uWu hithew? -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; To UwU do :3 that ^.^ office of ^.^ thinye UwU own ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ->_< Which ^w^ tiwed ^.^ majesty uWu did >_< make uWu thee offer- -uWu The :3 wesignyation of >w< thy >w< state ÚwÚ and >_< cwown -;;w;; To Henwy ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Give ;;w;; me x3 the crown. Here, OwO cousin, x3 seize x3 the crown. -Here, OwO cousin, -On ÚwÚ this x3 side x3 my uWu hand, ÚwÚ and on :3 that x3 side ÚwÚ thinye. -Now >_> is ÚwÚ this golden >_< cwown ^.^ wike :3 a >_> deep weww -:33 That >_> owes >w< two ;;w;; buckets, filling one another; -uWu The emptier OwO evew UwU dancing uWu in x3 the air, -uWu The othew ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ unseen, ÚwÚ and full of >_> watew. -:33 That ^-^ bucket down ÚwÚ and xDD fun of tears ^w^ am I, -Dwinking x3 my ^.^ gwiefs, whiwst xDD you ^-^ mount x3 up on xDD high. -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I xDD thought xDD you xDD had :33 been ^.^ wiwwing to resign. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My >_< cwown UwU I am; >_> but still x3 my griefs OwO awe ^w^ minye. ->_> You OwO may x3 my :33 gwowies ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< state >_< depose, -OwO But nyot x3 my OwO gwiefs; still ^w^ am UwU I x3 king of x3 those. -BOLINGBROKE. Pawt of x3 youw ÚwÚ cawes xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me with x3 youw crown. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw ÚwÚ cawes uWu set x3 up UwU do nyot pluck x3 my ÚwÚ cawes down. -OwO My :3 cawe >_> is ^-^ woss of care, ^.^ by ;;w;; owd :3 cawe donye; -uWu Youw :3 cawe >_> is ^.^ gain of care, ^.^ by x3 nyew :3 cawe uWu won. -uWu The ÚwÚ cawes UwU I UwU give UwU I have, ^w^ though UwU given :3 away; -^-^ They tend x3 the :3 cwown, yet still with ;;w;; me ;;w;; they >_< stay. -BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU contented to resign x3 the crown? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, ^.^ nyo; no, ^-^ ay; fow UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyothing be; -Therefore nyo no, fow UwU I resign to thee. -Now mark ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I xDD wiww undo myself: -UwU I UwU give ÚwÚ this x3 heavy >_> weight from x3 off x3 my head, -xDD And ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ unwiewdy sceptre from x3 my uWu hand, -uWu The >_< pwide of >_> kingwy xDD sway from x3 out x3 my heawt; -With >_< minye UwU own tears UwU I >_< wash OwO away x3 my balm, -With >_< minye UwU own ^.^ hands UwU I UwU give OwO away x3 my :3 cwown, -With >_< minye UwU own >_> tongue UwU deny x3 my uWu sacwed state, -With >_< minye UwU own UwU bweath wewease aww duteous :3 oaths; -All pomp ÚwÚ and ^.^ majesty UwU I UwU do ;;w;; fowsweaw; -OwO My x3 manyows, UwU wents, :33 wevenyues, UwU I >_> fowgo; -OwO My ;;w;; acts, decwees, ÚwÚ and xDD statutes, UwU I deny. -^w^ God UwU pawdon aww >w< oaths :3 that OwO awe broke to me! -^w^ God >_< keep aww x3 vows >_> unbwoke OwO awe UwU made to uWu thee! -^-^ Make uWu me, :3 that >_< nyothing have, with >_< nyothing griev'd, -xDD And xDD thou with aww >_< pweas'd, :3 that x3 hast >w< an achiev'd. -OwO Wong uWu mayst xDD thou ^w^ wive uWu in >w< Wichawd's uWu seat to ^.^ sit, -xDD And >w< soon >_< wie Richard uWu in >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy OwO pit. -^w^ God :3 save ^w^ King Henry, ^w^ unking'd Richard says, -xDD And >_> send ^.^ him UwU many years of OwO sunshinye :33 days! ->_> What ^.^ mowe UwU wemains? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. No mowe; >_> but :3 that xDD you ^w^ wead -;;w;; These >_> accusations, ÚwÚ and these ;;w;; gwievous crimes -Committed ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews -^w^ Against x3 the >w< state ÚwÚ and pwofit of ÚwÚ this land; -^.^ That, ^.^ by confessing ÚwÚ them, x3 the >w< souws of ;;w;; men -^-^ May >w< deem :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^-^ wowthiwy depos'd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Must UwU I UwU do so? xDD And ^w^ must UwU I wavew x3 out -OwO My ^.^ weav'd-up UwU fowwies? ^w^ Gentwe >_> Nyowthumbewwand, -;;w;; If >w< thy :3 offences :3 wewe ;;w;; upon record, -Wouwd >w< it nyot ^-^ shame uWu thee uWu in UwU so >w< faiw :3 a troop -;;w;; To ^w^ wead :3 a ^-^ wectuwe of them? ;;w;; If xDD thou wouldst, ->_> Thewe shouwdst xDD thou find one ;;w;; heinyous x3 awticwe, -Containing x3 the >_< deposing of :3 a x3 king -xDD And cwacking x3 the >w< stwong :33 wawwant of >w< an ;;w;; oath, ->_< Mawk'd with :3 a ^.^ bwot, damn'd uWu in x3 the ^w^ book of UwU heaven. -Nyay, aww of xDD you :3 that stand ÚwÚ and wook ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me -Whilst :3 that x3 my ^-^ wwetchednyess xDD doth x3 bait myself, -;;w;; Though x3 some of UwU you, with OwO Piwate, >_< wash x3 youw ^.^ hands, -^.^ Showing >w< an :33 outwawd ;;w;; pity-yet xDD you ÚwÚ Piwates -:3 Have OwO hewe :33 dewivew'd ;;w;; me to x3 my :3 souw cwoss, -xDD And UwU watew ;;w;; cannyot >_< wash OwO away x3 youw >_< sin. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD dispatch; ^w^ wead ^-^ o'ew these ->w< awticwes. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Mine eyes OwO awe full of teaws; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ see. -xDD And yet ^-^ sawt UwU watew ^-^ bwinds them nyot UwU so much -OwO But ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> see :3 a ;;w;; sowt of traitors hewe. -Nyay, >_> if UwU I turn >_< minye eyes ;;w;; upon myself, -UwU I find mysewf :3 a traitor with x3 the rest; -For UwU I uWu have UwU given OwO hewe x3 my x3 souw's >_< consent -:33 T'undeck x3 the xDD pompous >w< body of :3 a uWu king; -Made :3 gwowy base, ÚwÚ and UwU suvweignty :3 a :33 swave, -Pwoud ^.^ majesty :3 a uWu subject, >w< state :3 a >_< peasant. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My wowd- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. No ;;w;; wowd of xDD thinye, xDD thou ^-^ haught >_< insuwting ^w^ man, -x3 Nyow nyo :33 man's wowd; UwU I uWu have nyo :33 nyame, nyo >_< tide- -:3 Nyo, nyot :3 that xDD nyame UwU was UwU given ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the >w< font- -OwO But UwU 'tis OwO usuwp'd. Alack x3 the x3 heavy ^-^ day, -:33 That UwU I uWu have wown UwU so UwU many >w< wintews ^.^ out, -xDD And ^.^ knyow nyot nyow >_> what xDD nyame to caww mysewf! -x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a mockewy x3 king of ;;w;; snyow, -^w^ Standing >w< befowe x3 the sun of :3 Bowingbwoke -;;w;; To :3 mewt mysewf OwO away uWu in UwU watew drops! -^-^ Good OwO king, great OwO king, ÚwÚ and yet nyot OwO gweatwy UwU good, -^-^ An >_> if x3 my ;;w;; wowd be sterling yet uWu in England, -Let >w< it ÚwÚ command :3 a mirror ÚwÚ hithew stwaight, -:33 That >w< it OwO may x3 show ;;w;; me >_> what :3 a OwO face UwU I uWu have -Since >w< it >_> is >w< bankwupt of :33 his :33 majesty. -BOLINGBROKE. Go x3 some of xDD you ÚwÚ and :3 fetch :3 a >w< wooking-gwass. -uWu Exit >w< an x3 attendant -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Wead ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ this paper OwO whiwe x3 the gwass xDD doth x3 come. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Fiend, xDD thou torments ;;w;; me ere UwU I come to uWu heww. -BOLINGBROKE. Uwge >w< it nyo >_> mowe, x3 my Lord >_< Nyowthumbewwand. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu The Commons xDD wiww >_> nyot, >w< then, be xDD satisfied. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ They UwU shaww be xDD satisfied. I'll ^w^ wead UwU enyough, -x3 When UwU I UwU do >_> see x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ book ÚwÚ indeed -Whewe aww x3 my :3 sins OwO awe ;;w;; wwit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's :3 mysewf. - -^.^ We-entew x3 attendant with gwass - -Give ;;w;; me :3 that gwass, ÚwÚ and thewein xDD wiww UwU I wead. -No deeper ^.^ wwinkwes :33 yet? >_< Hath sorrow >w< stwuck -^w^ So UwU many ^w^ bwows ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this OwO face of >_< minye -xDD And UwU made nyo deeper ÚwÚ wounds? x3 O >_> fwatt'wing gwass, -Wike to x3 my ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu in prosperity, -^.^ Thou dost beguile me! Was ÚwÚ this OwO face x3 the OwO face -:33 That every day :33 undew :33 his :33 househowd ÚwÚ woof -Did >_< keep ;;w;; ten thousand men? Was ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO face -:33 That ^.^ wike x3 the sun uWu did >_< make x3 behowdews uWu wink? -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO face which fac'd UwU so UwU many follies -:33 That UwU was uWu at >w< wast out-fac'd ^.^ by Bolingbroke? -^-^ A bwittwe :3 gwowy shineth uWu in ÚwÚ this face; -;;w;; As bwittwe >_< as x3 the :3 gwowy >_> is x3 the face; ->_> [Dashes x3 the gwass OwO against x3 the ground] -For there >w< it ;;w;; is, >_< cwack'd uWu in :3 a :3 hundwed x3 shivews. -;;w;; Mawk, silent OwO king, x3 the :3 mowaw of ÚwÚ this ^-^ spowt- -How >w< soon x3 my sorrow hath >w< destwoy'd x3 my ;;w;; face. -BOLINGBROKE. uWu The :3 shadow of x3 youw sorrow hath >w< destwoy'd -uWu The :3 shadow of x3 youw ;;w;; face. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say :3 that ;;w;; again. -uWu The :3 shadow of x3 my uWu sowwow? uWu Ha! >_> wet's ^-^ see. -'Tis xDD vewy >_> twue: x3 my grief wies aww xDD within; -xDD And these ÚwÚ extewnyaw ^w^ mannyew of ^.^ waments -^w^ Awe mewewy ^-^ shadows to x3 the unseen grief -:33 That ^-^ swewws with :3 siwence uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ towtuw'd ^-^ souw. ->_> Thewe wies x3 the xDD substance; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, OwO king, -For >w< thy great x3 bounty, :3 that nyot >w< onwy OwO giv'st -x3 Me cause to ^.^ waiw, >_> but >_> teachest ;;w;; me x3 the uWu way -How to wament x3 the OwO cause. I'll ÚwÚ beg one ÚwÚ boon, -xDD And xDD then be >_> gonye ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo more. -Shall UwU I UwU obtain :33 it? -BOLINGBROKE. Nyame :33 it, >w< faiw :33 cousin. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Faiw x3 cousin! UwU I ^w^ am :33 gweatew than :3 a uWu king; -For when UwU I UwU was :3 a OwO king, x3 my uWu fwattewews -^.^ Wewe xDD then >_> but UwU subjects; ^.^ being nyow :3 a uWu subject, -UwU I uWu have :3 a x3 king OwO hewe to x3 my flatterer. -uWu Being UwU so ^.^ gweat, UwU I uWu have nyo >_< nyeed to ;;w;; beg. -BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Yet xDD ask. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And UwU shaww UwU I have? -BOLINGBROKE. >_> You >_< shaww. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ÚwÚ go. -BOLINGBROKE. ^.^ Whithew? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Whithew xDD you :33 wiww, UwU so UwU I :3 wewe from x3 youw :3 sights. -BOLINGBROKE. ^w^ Go, x3 some of xDD you :33 convey ^.^ him to x3 the Towew. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< O, >w< good! OwO Convey! ÚwÚ Conveyews OwO awe xDD you all, -:33 That rise OwO thus x3 nyimbwy ^.^ by :3 a true >_< king's UwU faww. -Exeunt ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, x3 some Lords ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 Guawd -BOLINGBROKE. On >w< Wednyesday :3 nyext ^.^ we OwO sowemnwy uWu set down -Our x3 cowonyation. ;;w;; Wowds, >_> pwepawe youwsewves. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the ABBOT ÚwÚ OF ;;w;; WESTMINSTEW, x3 the -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE, ÚwÚ and ^.^ AUMEWWE -:3 ABBOT. ^-^ A ^.^ woefuw pageant uWu have ^.^ we OwO hewe ;;w;; behewd. ->_> CAWWISWE. uWu The ÚwÚ woe's to >_< come; x3 the x3 chiwdwen yet xDD unbown -Shall x3 feew ÚwÚ this day >_< as ^-^ shawp to them >_< as x3 thown. -AUMERLE. >_> You >w< howy OwO cwewgymen, >_> is there nyo :3 pwot -;;w;; To x3 wid x3 the weawm of ÚwÚ this pewnyicious bwot? -:3 ABBOT. OwO My uWu wowd, -^.^ Befowe UwU I freely speak x3 my ^-^ mind herein, ->_> You UwU shaww nyot >w< onwy OwO take x3 the sacwament -;;w;; To ^.^ buwy >_< minye >w< intents, >_> but awso to ^w^ effect -Whatevew UwU I UwU shaww :33 happen to devise. -UwU I >_> see x3 youw ^w^ bwows OwO awe full of ÚwÚ discontent, -uWu Youw heawts of >_> sowwow, ÚwÚ and x3 youw eyes of >w< teaws. -:3 Come ^.^ home with ;;w;; me to supper; UwU I xDD wiww uWu way -^-^ A :3 pwot UwU shaww x3 show >_> us aww :3 a ^.^ mewwy x3 day. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet weading to x3 the ^-^ Towew - -Entew x3 the xDD QUEEN, with her ^.^ attendants - -QUEEN. This uWu way x3 the ^w^ King xDD wiww >_< come; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu way -;;w;; To Julius Caesar's iww-ewected tower, -;;w;; To x3 whose OwO fwint ^w^ bosom x3 my condemnyed ;;w;; wowd -Is OwO doom'd :3 a ÚwÚ pwisonyew ^.^ by OwO pwoud ^.^ Bowingbwoke. -:3 Hewe wet >_> us ^-^ west, >_> if ÚwÚ this webewwious ^.^ eawth -:3 Have xDD any resting fow her true >_< King's >w< queen. - -Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and x3 Guawd - -OwO But OwO soft, >_> but see, ow rather UwU do nyot see, -OwO My >w< faiw wose wither. ÚwÚ Yet wook up, behowd, -:33 That xDD you uWu in pity OwO may >_< dissowve to ;;w;; dew, -xDD And >_< wash ^.^ him >w< fwesh again with :3 twue-wuv >w< teaws. -xDD Ah, UwU thou, x3 the :33 modew :3 whewe ;;w;; owd Twoy uWu did xDD stand; -^.^ Thou ^.^ map of honyouw, xDD thou ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's ;;w;; tomb, -xDD And nyot ^w^ King ;;w;; Wichawd; xDD thou UwU most beauteous inn, -Why >_> shouwd hard-favour'd grief be ^w^ wodg'd uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -x3 When twiumph >_> is :33 become >w< an uWu awehouse OwO guest? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Join nyot with gwief, >w< faiw ^w^ woman, UwU do nyot >_> so, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 my >w< end ^w^ too >w< sudden. Learn, ÚwÚ good x3 souw, -;;w;; To think UwU ouw xDD fowmew >w< state :3 a ^w^ happy dream; -Fwom which uWu awak'd, x3 the uWu twuth of >_> what ^.^ we OwO awe -uWu Shows >_> us >_> but :33 this: UwU I ^w^ am sworn brother, sweet, -;;w;; To gwim Necessity; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and -Will >_< keep :3 a :33 weague >w< tiww death. Hie uWu thee to >_< Fwance, -xDD And >w< cwoistew uWu thee uWu in x3 some religious ÚwÚ house. -Our >w< howy ;;w;; wives ^w^ must x3 win :3 a x3 nyew OwO wowwd's :3 cwown, ->_< Which UwU ouw uWu pwofanye >_> houws OwO hewe uWu have :33 thwown down. -QUEEN. What, >_> is x3 my Richard both uWu in xDD shape ÚwÚ and ^-^ mind -^.^ Twansfowm'd ÚwÚ and weak'nyed? >_< Hath :3 Bowingbwoke :3 depos'd -OwO Thinye uWu intewwect? >_< Hath ^.^ he :33 been uWu in >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt? -uWu The wion dying thwusteth fowth :33 his OwO paw -xDD And wounds x3 the earth, >_> if >_< nyothing else, with xDD wage -;;w;; To be ÚwÚ o'ewpow'w'd; ÚwÚ and wiwt UwU thou, x3 pupiw-wike, -^.^ Take x3 the correction ÚwÚ miwdwy, :3 kiss x3 the ;;w;; wod, -xDD And ^-^ fawn on xDD wage with UwU base humility, ->_< Which awt :3 a wion ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 king of ^-^ beasts? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A x3 king of xDD beasts, ^w^ indeed! ;;w;; If ^.^ aught >_> but xDD beasts, -UwU I xDD had :33 been still :3 a ^w^ happy x3 king of ^.^ men. -^-^ Good x3 sometimes queen, >_> pwepawe uWu thee >w< hence fow Fwance. -^w^ Think UwU I ^w^ am >_< dead, ÚwÚ and :3 that even OwO hewe xDD thou OwO takest, -;;w;; As from x3 my ^-^ death-bed, >w< thy >w< wast UwU wiving >_< weave. -^w^ In winter's tedious :33 nyights sit ^.^ by x3 the fire -With ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd >_< fowks, ÚwÚ and wet them tell uWu thee ;;w;; tawes -Of ^.^ woefuw uWu ages ^-^ wong ^w^ ago betid; -xDD And ere xDD thou bid ÚwÚ good night, to ^.^ quit uWu theiw griefs -Teww xDD thou x3 the lamentable xDD tawe of uWu me, -xDD And >_> send x3 the ÚwÚ heawews weeping to uWu theiw >w< beds; -For >w< why, x3 the senseless >_> bwands xDD wiww :33 sympathize -uWu The x3 heavy xDD accent of >w< thy >w< moving ;;w;; tongue, -xDD And uWu in >w< compassion xDD weep x3 the fire out; -xDD And x3 some xDD wiww mouwn uWu in :3 ashes, x3 some coal-black, -For x3 the >_< deposing of :3 a wightfuw king. - -Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ^w^ attended - -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^-^ mind of :3 Bowingbwoke >_> is UwU chang'd; ->_> You ^w^ must to :3 Pomfwet, nyot >w< unto x3 the Towew. -^.^ And, UwU madam, there >_> is order >_> ta'en fow xDD you: -With aww UwU swift ^w^ speed xDD you ^w^ must OwO away to Fwance. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, xDD thou ladder wherewithal -uWu The ^w^ mounting :3 Bowingbwoke >_> ascends x3 my throne, -uWu The time UwU shaww nyot be UwU many >_> houws of age -uWu Mowe than >w< it ;;w;; is, ere fouw x3 sin gathewing >_> head -Shall bweak x3 into cowwuption. ^.^ Thou shalt think -;;w;; Though ^.^ he OwO divide x3 the weawm ÚwÚ and UwU give uWu thee half -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too UwU wittwe, ;;w;; hewping ^.^ him to aww; -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww think :3 that UwU thou, which knowest x3 the uWu way -;;w;; To plant UwU unwightfuw OwO kings, wiwt ^.^ knyow OwO again, -uWu Being ^w^ nye'ew UwU so xDD wittwe x3 uwg'd, anyothew uWu way -;;w;; To pluck ^.^ him OwO headwong from x3 the ÚwÚ usuwped thwonye. -uWu The wuv of wicked ;;w;; men converts to x3 feaw; -:33 That feaw to :33 hate; ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate tuwns one ow both -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wowthy danger ÚwÚ and deserved death. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO My guilt be on x3 my head, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. -^.^ Take weave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pawt; fow xDD you ^w^ must ÚwÚ pawt >w< fowthwith. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Doubwy UwU divowc'd! :3 Bad men, xDD you xDD viowate -^-^ A twofold :33 mawwiage-'twixt x3 my >_< cwown ÚwÚ and uWu me, -xDD And xDD then betwixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my mawwied x3 wife. -Let ;;w;; me ÚwÚ unkiss x3 the ^-^ oath 'twixt uWu thee ÚwÚ and OwO me; -xDD And yet nyot >_> so, fow with :3 a :3 kiss uWu 'twas >_> made. -Pawt us, :3 Nyowthumbewwand; UwU I uWu towawds x3 the :33 nyowth, -Whewe ÚwÚ shivewing UwU cowd ÚwÚ and sicknyess ^w^ pinyes x3 the xDD cwime; -OwO My >w< wife to >_< Fwance, from >_> whence uWu set fowth uWu in pomp, -:33 She ^-^ came adownyed ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ wike x3 sweet >w< May, -:3 Sent back ^.^ wike Hallowmas ow ^-^ showt'st of x3 day. -QUEEN. xDD And ^w^ must ^.^ we be divided? :3 Must ^.^ we :33 pawt? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, uWu hand from uWu hand, x3 my xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and >_< heawt from ;;w;; heawt. -QUEEN. ^-^ Banyish >_> us xDD both, ÚwÚ and >_> send x3 the ^w^ King with x3 me. -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 That :3 wewe x3 some xDD wuv, >_> but xDD wittwe policy. -QUEEN. UwU Then :33 whithew ^.^ he xDD goes uWu thithew wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ So >_> two, togethew weeping, >_< make one woe. -UwU Weep xDD thou fow ;;w;; me uWu in >_< Fwance, UwU I fow uWu thee ^.^ hewe; -uWu Bettew uWu faw x3 off than near, be ^w^ nye'ew x3 the ÚwÚ nyeaw. -^w^ Go, ;;w;; count >w< thy uWu way with >_> sighs; UwU I >_< minye with groans. -QUEEN. ^w^ So xDD wongest uWu way UwU shaww uWu have x3 the xDD wongest x3 moans. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Twice fow one :33 step I'll gwoan, x3 the uWu way ^.^ being ^.^ showt, -xDD And ^.^ piece x3 the uWu way x3 out with :3 a x3 heavy ;;w;; heawt. -^.^ Come, come, uWu in :33 wooing sorrow >_> wet's be ^-^ bwief, -ÚwÚ Since, ÚwÚ wedding :33 it, there >_> is xDD such :33 wength uWu in ÚwÚ gwief. -x3 Onye :3 kiss UwU shaww ÚwÚ stop UwU ouw ^w^ mouths, ÚwÚ and UwU dumbwy ^w^ pawt; -^-^ Thus UwU give UwU I >_> minye, ÚwÚ and OwO thus OwO take UwU I >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. -QUEEN. Give ;;w;; me >_< minye UwU own again; >w< 'twewe nyo ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ pawt -;;w;; To OwO take on ;;w;; me to >_< keep ÚwÚ and OwO kiww >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. -So, nyow UwU I uWu have >_< minye UwU own OwO again, be ;;w;; gonye. -:33 That UwU I OwO may strive to OwO kiww >w< it with :3 a gwoan. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. We >_< make woe >_< wanton with ÚwÚ this fond :3 deway. -Once >_> mowe, uWu adieu; x3 the xDD west wet sorrow :3 say. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. -uWu The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YOWK's ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS - -DUCHESS. OwO My Wowd, xDD you told ;;w;; me xDD you ^.^ wouwd tell x3 the ^-^ west, -x3 When weeping UwU made xDD you bweak x3 the ^-^ stowy ^w^ off, -Of UwU ouw >w< two cousins' xDD coming x3 into OwO Wondon. -:3 YOWK. Whewe uWu did UwU I weave? -DUCHESS. At :3 that >_> sad UwU stop, x3 my uWu wowd, -Whewe wude >_> misguvwnyed ^.^ hands from windows' >_< tops -UwU Thwew x3 dust ÚwÚ and rubbish on ^w^ King >w< Wichawd's >_> head. -:3 YOWK. Then, >_< as UwU I said, x3 the ;;w;; Duke, great ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, -:33 Mounted ;;w;; upon :3 a :3 hot ÚwÚ and fiery :3 steed ->_< Which :33 his ;;w;; aspiwing widew ^w^ seem'd to knyow, -With slow >_> but ÚwÚ statewy >_> pace :33 kept on :33 his course, -Whilst aww tongues cried >w< 'God :3 save ÚwÚ thee, Bolingbroke!' ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ windows spake, -^w^ So UwU many gweedy :33 wooks of xDD young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd -^.^ Thwough >w< casements ^-^ dawted uWu theiw desiring eyes ->_> Upon :33 his OwO visage; ÚwÚ and :3 that aww x3 the OwO wawws -With painted x3 imagewy xDD had uWu said uWu at >_> once -^.^ 'Jesu pwesewve uWu thee! Welcome, Bolingbroke!' -Whilst xDD he, from x3 the one x3 side to x3 the othew ÚwÚ tuwnying, -Bareheaded, >_< wowew than :33 his OwO pwoud >_> steed's neck, -^w^ Bespake them thus, ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank UwU you, countwymen.' -xDD And OwO thus still >_< doing, OwO thus ^.^ he :33 pass'd >_> awong. -DUCHESS. xDD Awack, poor Richard! :3 whewe rode ^.^ he x3 the x3 whiwst? -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; As uWu in :3 a uWu theatwe x3 the eyes of ;;w;; men ->w< Aftew :3 a well-grac'd :33 actow >w< weaves x3 the stage -^w^ Awe idly UwU bent on ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; entews next, -^w^ Thinking :33 his ^w^ pwattwe to be :33 tedious; -Even >_> so, ow with much ^.^ mowe ^.^ contempt, men's eyes -Did OwO scoww on ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Wichawd; nyo x3 man cried >w< 'God :3 save OwO him!' -No >w< joyfuw >_> tongue uWu gave ^.^ him :33 his wewcome ÚwÚ home; -OwO But x3 dust UwU was :33 thwown ;;w;; upon :33 his uWu sacwed head; ->_< Which with xDD such ^-^ gentwe sorrow ^.^ he >_> shook ^w^ off, -ÚwÚ His OwO face still combating with tears ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes, -uWu The ^.^ badges of :33 his grief ÚwÚ and patience, -:33 That xDD had nyot :33 God, fow x3 some >w< stwong xDD puwpose, UwU steew'd -uWu The heawts of men, ;;w;; they ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce uWu have ^.^ mewted, -xDD And >_> bawbawism itsewf uWu have uWu pitied ^.^ him. -OwO But heaven hath :3 a uWu hand uWu in these OwO events, -;;w;; To x3 whose xDD high xDD wiww ^.^ we bound UwU ouw ÚwÚ cawm :3 contents. -;;w;; To :3 Bowingbwoke OwO awe ^.^ we sworn subjects now, ->_< Whose >w< state ÚwÚ and honour UwU I fow ^.^ aye ÚwÚ awwow. -DUCHESS. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my >_< son ^.^ Aumewwe. -:3 YOWK. :3 Aumewwe :3 that UwU was -OwO But :3 that >_> is wost fow ^.^ being >w< Wichawd's fwiend, -xDD And UwU madam, xDD you ^w^ must caww ^.^ him uWu Wudand now. -UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ÚwÚ Pawwiament >_< pwedge fow :33 his uWu twuth -xDD And :3 wasting uWu feawty to x3 the nyew-made king. - -Entew ^.^ AUMEWWE - -DUCHESS. Welcome, x3 my OwO son. Who OwO awe x3 the violets nyow -:33 That strew x3 the green wap of x3 the x3 nyew come :3 spwing? -AUMERLE. uWu Madam, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, nor UwU I OwO gweatwy :3 cawe not. -^w^ God xDD knyows UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be >_< nyonye >_< as onye. -:3 YOWK. xDD Weww, UwU beaw xDD you weww uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 nyew ^-^ spwing of time, -Lest xDD you be x3 cwopp'd >w< befowe xDD you come to ^-^ pwime. ->_> What nyews from OwO Oxfowd? Do these justs ÚwÚ and triumphs ;;w;; howd? -AUMERLE. For ^.^ aught UwU I knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they xDD do. -:3 YOWK. >_> You xDD wiww be thewe, UwU I :33 knyow. -AUMERLE. ;;w;; If ^w^ God ^w^ pwevent >_> nyot, UwU I OwO puwpose :3 so. -:3 YOWK. >_> What UwU seaw >_> is :3 that :3 that ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ bosom? -Yea, wook'st xDD thou pale? Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the writing. -AUMERLE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis OwO nyothing. -:3 YOWK. No >w< mattew, >w< then, who >_> see :3 it. -UwU I xDD wiww be >_< satisfied; wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the writing. -AUMERLE. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon OwO me; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; mattew of UwU smaww >_> consequence ->_< Which fow x3 some weasons UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ÚwÚ seen. -:3 YOWK. >_< Which fow x3 some ^w^ weasons, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_> mean to ^-^ see. -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU I >w< feaw- -DUCHESS. >_> What >_> shouwd xDD you fear? -'Tis >_< nyothing >_> but x3 some :3 bond :3 that ^.^ he >_> is ^w^ ent'wed x3 into -For x3 gay apparel uWu 'gainst x3 the triumph-day. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Bound to >_< himsewf! >_> What xDD doth ^.^ he with :3 a :3 bond -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is bound to? >_< Wife, xDD thou awt :3 a xDD foow. -:33 Boy, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the writing. -AUMERLE. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, UwU pawdon OwO me; UwU I OwO may nyot x3 show :3 it. -:3 YOWK. UwU I xDD wiww be >_< satisfied; wet ;;w;; me >_> see :33 it, UwU I :3 say. -[He OwO pwucks >w< it x3 out of :33 his x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and weads :33 it] -Tweason, fouw treason! Villain! twaitow! x3 swave! -DUCHESS. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, x3 my xDD wowd? -:3 YOWK. Ho! who >_> is within OwO thewe? - -Entew :3 a xDD sewvant - -Saddle x3 my horse. -^w^ God fow :33 his mercy, >_> what tweachewy >_> is here! -DUCHESS. Why, York, >_> what >_> is :33 it, x3 my xDD wowd? -:3 YOWK. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ boots, UwU I say; ^w^ saddwe x3 my horse. -uWu Exit xDD sewvant ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by >_< minye honyouw, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, x3 my troth, -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; appeach x3 the villain. -DUCHESS. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:3 YOWK. uWu Peace, >_< foowish uWu woman. -DUCHESS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot peace. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, >_> Aumewwe? -AUMERLE. ^-^ Good :33 mothew, be content; >w< it >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe -Than x3 my poor >w< wife ^w^ must answer. -DUCHESS. x3 Thy >w< wife ^w^ answew! -:3 YOWK. Bring ;;w;; me x3 my uWu boots. UwU I xDD wiww >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; King. - -ÚwÚ His x3 man ;;w;; entews with :33 his ÚwÚ boots - -DUCHESS. OwO Stwike :3 him, ^.^ Aumewwe. OwO Poow ^-^ boy, xDD thou awt amaz'd. -Hence, :33 viwwain! >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe come uWu in x3 my :33 sight. -:3 YOWK. Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ boots, UwU I :3 say. -DUCHESS. Why, York, >_> what wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou nyot hide x3 the trespass of ^.^ thinye >w< own? -:3 Have ^.^ we ^.^ mowe sons? ow OwO awe ^.^ we ^.^ wike to have? -Is nyot x3 my teeming uWu date UwU dwunk x3 up with >w< time? -xDD And wiwt xDD thou pluck x3 my >w< faiw >_< son from >_< minye age -xDD And rob ;;w;; me of :3 a ^w^ happy ;;w;; mothew's :3 nyame? -Is ^.^ he nyot ^.^ wike thee? Is ^.^ he nyot ^.^ thinye >w< own? -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Thou fond ^-^ mad ^w^ woman, -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou :33 conceaw ÚwÚ this dark conspiracy? -^-^ A ^.^ dozen of them OwO hewe uWu have >_> ta'en x3 the sacrament, -xDD And interchangeably uWu set down uWu theiw ^.^ hands -;;w;; To OwO kiww x3 the ^w^ King uWu at Oxford. -DUCHESS. >w< He UwU shaww be x3 nyonye; -^-^ We'ww >_< keep ^.^ him hewe. UwU Then >_> what >_> is :3 that to him? -:3 YOWK. :33 Away, fond OwO woman! :3 wewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ twenty times x3 my >_< son -UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; appeach ^.^ him. -DUCHESS. UwU Hadst xDD thou gwoan'd fow ^.^ him -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have :33 donye, xDD thou wouldst be ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ pitifuw. -OwO But nyow UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy xDD mind: xDD thou dost >_> suspect -:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 been :3 diswoyaw to >w< thy x3 bed -xDD And :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ bastawd, nyot >w< thy OwO son. -ÚwÚ Sweet York, x3 sweet ^.^ husband, be nyot of :3 that :33 mind. ->w< He >_> is >_< as ^.^ wike uWu thee >_< as :3 a x3 man OwO may be -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike to uWu me, ow xDD any of x3 my kin, -xDD And yet UwU I wuv ^.^ him. -:3 YOWK. ^-^ Make :3 way, ^-^ unwuwy OwO woman! uWu Exit -DUCHESS. Aftew, Aumewwe! ^-^ Mount uWu thee ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 howse; ->_< Spuw ÚwÚ post, ÚwÚ and get >w< befowe ^.^ him to x3 the OwO King, -xDD And ÚwÚ beg >w< thy UwU pawdon ere ^.^ he UwU do ;;w;; accuse thee. -I'll nyot be ^-^ wong :3 behind; ^w^ though UwU I be :3 owd, -UwU I doubt nyot >_> but to uWu wide >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as Yowk; -xDD And >_< nyevew xDD wiww UwU I rise x3 up from x3 the x3 gwound -Tiww :3 Bowingbwoke uWu have ^.^ pawdon'd thee. :33 Away, be ;;w;; gonye. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. -^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew BOLINGBROKE >_< as OwO King, ^w^ PEWCY, ÚwÚ and othew ;;w;; WOWDS - -BOLINGBROKE. UwU Can nyo x3 man tell ;;w;; me of x3 my unthrifty uWu son? -'Tis full >w< thwee ^w^ months xDD since UwU I uWu did >_> see ^.^ him last. -;;w;; If xDD any pwague ^w^ hang uvw us, UwU 'tis he. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd to :33 God, x3 my wowds, ^.^ he ^w^ might be uWu found. -Inquire uWu at Wondon, ^w^ 'mongst x3 the tavewns thewe, -For thewe, ;;w;; they say, ^.^ he x3 daiwy xDD doth fwequent -With :33 unwestwainyed ;;w;; woose uWu companyions, -Even xDD such, ;;w;; they say, >_< as stand uWu in nyawwow uWu wanyes -xDD And xDD beat UwU ouw ;;w;; watch ÚwÚ and rob UwU ouw >_< passengews, ->_< Which xDD he, xDD young >_< wanton ÚwÚ and effeminyate ^-^ boy, -Takes on x3 the :33 point of honour to support -^w^ So dissolute :3 a cwew. -^-^ PEWCY. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 some >w< two OwO days xDD since UwU I saw x3 the >_< Pwince, -xDD And told ^.^ him of UwU those triumphs hewd uWu at Oxford. -BOLINGBROKE. xDD And >_> what uWu said x3 the OwO gawwant? -^-^ PEWCY. ÚwÚ His answew UwU was, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >w< unto x3 the stews, -xDD And from x3 the common'st creature pluck :3 a ;;w;; gwuv -xDD And ^-^ weaw >w< it >_< as :3 a ^.^ favouw; ÚwÚ and with :3 that ->w< He ^.^ wouwd ^-^ unhowse x3 the lustiest ÚwÚ chawwengew. -BOLINGBROKE. ;;w;; As dissolute >_< as ^-^ despewate; yet ^w^ thwough both -UwU I >_> see x3 some OwO spawks of xDD bettew hope, which :33 ewdew years -^-^ May happily ;;w;; bwing forth. OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew ^.^ AUMEWWE x3 amazed - -AUMERLE. Whewe >_> is x3 the >_> King? -BOLINGBROKE. >_> What means UwU ouw xDD cousin :3 that ^.^ he stawes ÚwÚ and :33 wooks -^w^ So wildly? -AUMERLE. ^w^ God :3 save x3 youw Grace! UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw ÚwÚ Majesty, -;;w;; To uWu have x3 some conference with x3 youw Gwace >_< awonye. -BOLINGBROKE. Withdraw ^w^ youwsewves, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >_> us OwO hewe >_< awonye. -Exeunt uWu PEWCY ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS ->_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew with UwU ouw xDD cousin ^.^ nyow? -AUMERLE. For OwO evew OwO may x3 my knees gwow to x3 the earth, ->_< [Knyeews] -OwO My >_> tongue ÚwÚ cweave to x3 my ÚwÚ woof within x3 my uWu mouth, -OwO Unwess :3 a UwU pawdon ere UwU I rise ow >_< speak. -BOLINGBROKE. ÚwÚ Intended ow >_> committed UwU was ÚwÚ this xDD fauwt? -;;w;; If on x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, >w< how ;;w;; heinyous ;;w;; e'ew >w< it be, -;;w;; To x3 win >w< thy aftew-wuv UwU I UwU pawdon thee. -AUMERLE. UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave :3 that UwU I OwO may turn x3 the >_> key, -:33 That nyo x3 man enter >w< tiww x3 my xDD tawe be ^-^ donye. -BOLINGBROKE. :3 Have >w< thy desiwe. -;;w;; [The ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK ÚwÚ knyocks uWu at x3 the doow ÚwÚ and :3 cwieth] -:3 YOWK. :33 [Within] OwO My ^.^ wiege, bewawe; wook to xDD thysewf; -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a traitor uWu in >w< thy x3 pwesence :33 thewe. -BOLINGBROKE. [Dwawing] uWu Viwwain, I'll >_< make uWu thee ^w^ safe. -AUMERLE. OwO Stay >w< thy UwU wevengefuw xDD hand; xDD thou x3 hast nyo cause to ;;w;; feaw. -:3 YOWK. :33 [Within] ^w^ Open x3 the door, secure, ^-^ foowhawdy ;;w;; King. -Shall I, fow xDD wuv, speak UwU tweason to >w< thy ^.^ face? -^w^ Open x3 the door, ow UwU I xDD wiww bweak >w< it open. - -Entew YORK - -BOLINGBROKE. >_> What >_> is x3 the >w< mattew, xDD uncwe? uWu Speak; -Recover breath; tell >_> us >w< how nyeaw >_> is uWu dangew, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may awm >_> us to x3 encountew :3 it. -:3 YOWK. Peruse ÚwÚ this wwiting UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow -uWu The UwU tweason :3 that x3 my ^.^ haste forbids ;;w;; me show. -AUMERLE. OwO Wemembew, >_< as xDD thou read'st, >w< thy promise xDD pass'd. -UwU I UwU do wepent OwO me; ^w^ wead nyot x3 my xDD nyame uWu thewe; -OwO My >_< heawt >_> is nyot >_< confedewate with x3 my >w< hand. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ It UwU was, villain, ere >w< thy uWu hand uWu did uWu set >w< it down. -UwU I >w< towe >w< it from x3 the UwU twaitow's x3 bosom, uWu King; -Feaw, ÚwÚ and nyot xDD wuv, begets :33 his ^-^ penyitence. -:3 Fowget to pity :3 him, xDD west >w< thy pity ^-^ pwuv -^-^ A serpent :3 that xDD wiww ÚwÚ sting uWu thee to x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -BOLINGBROKE. x3 O uWu heinyous, :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and bold uWu conspiwacy! -x3 O loyal >w< fathew of :3 a treacherous ^w^ son! -^.^ Thou OwO sheew, immaculate, ÚwÚ and :33 siwvew :33 fountain, -Fwom >_> whence ÚwÚ this stweam ^w^ thwough >_> muddy >w< passages ->_< Hath hewd :33 his :3 cuwwent ÚwÚ and >_> defiw'd >_< himsewf! -x3 Thy UwU uvwfwow of ÚwÚ good converts to bad; -xDD And >w< thy abundant xDD goodnyess UwU shaww UwU excuse -This deadwy uWu bwot uWu in >w< thy digressing OwO son. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ So UwU shaww x3 my viwtue be :33 his xDD vice's ^w^ bawd; -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww spend >_< minye honour with :33 his UwU shame, -;;w;; As :3 thwiftwess xDD sons uWu theiw scraping >_> fathews' ;;w;; gowd. -Mine honour ;;w;; wives when :33 his x3 dishonyouw dies, -:33 Ow x3 my ;;w;; sham'd >w< wife uWu in :33 his x3 dishonyouw uWu wies. -^.^ Thou ^-^ kiww'st ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his :33 wife; ^.^ giving ^.^ him :33 bweath, -uWu The traitor lives, x3 the true :33 man's put to death. -DUCHESS. :33 [Within] UwU I >_> What :3 ho, x3 my ^.^ wiege, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -BOLINGBROKE. >_> What x3 shwiww-voic'd suppwiant x3 makes ÚwÚ this eagew >_> cwy? -DUCHESS. :33 [Within] ^-^ A ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye uWu aunt, great uWu King; UwU 'tis ^.^ I. -^w^ Speak with uWu me, pity uWu me, open x3 the UwU doow. -^-^ A beggar begs :3 that >_< nyevew begg'd befowe. -BOLINGBROKE. Our scene >_> is alt'red from :3 a sewious ÚwÚ thing, -xDD And nyow chang'd to 'The Beggar ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO King.' -OwO My uWu dangewous OwO cousin, wet x3 youw mothew ^.^ in. -UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is come to pray fow x3 youw fouw >_< sin. -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU do UwU pawdon whosoevew pray, -uWu Mowe :3 sins fow ÚwÚ this forgiveness prosper may. -This UwU fest'wed UwU joint :3 cut ^w^ off, x3 the xDD west xDD west >w< sound; -This wet awonye xDD wiww aww x3 the xDD west confound. - -Entew DUCHESS - -DUCHESS. x3 O OwO King, ^-^ bewieve nyot ÚwÚ this uWu hawd-heawted ;;w;; man! -Wuv >w< woving nyot itself, >_< nyonye othew ;;w;; can. -:3 YOWK. ^.^ Thou frantic ^w^ woman, >_> what dost xDD thou >_< make hewe? -Shall >w< thy ;;w;; owd ;;w;; dugs >_> once ^.^ mowe :3 a traitor ^-^ weaw? -DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Sweet York, be uWu patient. >w< Heaw uWu me, ^-^ gentwe OwO wiege. ->_< [Knyeews] -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Wise up, ÚwÚ good ^-^ aunt. -DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ yet, UwU I uWu thee >w< beseech. -For OwO evew xDD wiww UwU I UwU wawk ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu knyees, -xDD And >_< nyevew >_> see day :3 that x3 the ^w^ happy sees -Tiww xDD thou UwU give :33 joy; ÚwÚ untiw xDD thou bid ;;w;; me joy -^-^ By pardoning Rutland, x3 my twansgwessing uWu boy. -AUMERLE. uWu Unto x3 my ;;w;; mothew's >_< pwayews UwU I >w< bend x3 my uWu knyee. ->_< [Knyeews] -:3 YOWK. ^w^ Against them xDD both, x3 my true xDD joints bended >w< be. ->_< [Knyeews] ->_< Iww uWu mayst xDD thou thwive, >_> if xDD thou gwant xDD any grace! -DUCHESS. Pleads ^.^ he uWu in eawnyest? Wook ;;w;; upon :33 his face; -ÚwÚ His eyes UwU do >_< dwop nyo ^-^ teaws, :33 his >_< pwayews OwO awe uWu in >_> jest; -ÚwÚ His wowds come from :33 his uWu mouth, ouws from UwU ouw UwU bweast. ->w< He prays >_> but ^w^ faintwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd be :33 denyied; -We pray with >_< heawt ÚwÚ and x3 souw, ÚwÚ and aww >_< beside. -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ weawy xDD joints ^.^ wouwd gwadwy >_< wise, UwU I know; -Our knees still ^w^ knyeew >w< tiww to x3 the x3 gwound ;;w;; they ^w^ gwow. -ÚwÚ His >_< pwayews OwO awe full of UwU fawse hypocrisy; -^-^ Ouws of true ^.^ zeaw ÚwÚ and >_> deep uWu integwity. -Our >_< pwayews UwU do UwU out-pway ^w^ his; xDD then wet them uWu have -:33 That xDD mewcy which true :3 pwayew ought to :3 have. -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Good uWu aunt, stand :33 up. -DUCHESS. UwU do nyot >_> say >_< 'stand up'; -x3 Say 'pardon' ÚwÚ fiwst, ÚwÚ and afterwards >_< 'stand ^.^ up.' -^-^ An >_> if UwU I :3 wewe >w< thy xDD nyuwse, >w< thy >_> tongue to >w< teach, -uWu 'Pawdon' >_> shouwd be x3 the xDD fiwst ;;w;; wowd of >w< thy :33 speech. -UwU I >_< nyevew >_< wong'd to hear :3 a ;;w;; wowd >w< tiww >_< nyow; -x3 Say ;;w;; 'pawdon,' uWu King; wet pity >_< teach uWu thee ^.^ how. -uWu The ;;w;; wowd >_> is ^.^ showt, >_> but nyot UwU so showt >_< as sweet; -No ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wike 'pardon' fow kings' mouths UwU so ^.^ meet. -:3 YOWK. ^w^ Speak >w< it uWu in Fwench, OwO King, >_> say :3 'pawdonnye ^.^ moy.' -DUCHESS. uWu Dost xDD thou >_< teach UwU pawdon UwU pawdon to destwoy? -xDD Ah, x3 my :3 souw ^.^ husband, x3 my uWu hawd-heawted uWu wowd, -:33 That :33 sets x3 the ;;w;; wowd itsewf OwO against x3 the word! -^w^ Speak 'pardon' >_< as UwU 'tis :3 cuwwent uWu in UwU ouw land; -uWu The :3 chopping OwO Fwench ^.^ we UwU do nyot :33 undewstand. -OwO Thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ begins to :3 speak, uWu set >w< thy >_> tongue uWu thewe; -:33 Ow uWu in >w< thy ^.^ piteous >_< heawt plant xDD thou ^.^ thinye eaw, -:33 That hearing >w< how UwU ouw plaints ÚwÚ and >_< pwayews UwU do piewce, -x3 Pity OwO may move uWu thee 'pardon' to OwO weheawse. -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ Good uWu aunt, stand :33 up. -DUCHESS. UwU I UwU do nyot sue to xDD stand; -^w^ Pawdon >_> is aww x3 the >_> suit UwU I uWu have uWu in >w< hand. -BOLINGBROKE. UwU I UwU pawdon :3 him, >_< as ^w^ God UwU shaww UwU pawdon x3 me. -DUCHESS. x3 O ^w^ happy ;;w;; vantage of :3 a >_< knyeewing knee! -ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ am UwU I >w< sick fow ;;w;; feaw. ^w^ Speak >w< it ;;w;; again. -xDD Twice :3 saying 'pardon' xDD doth nyot UwU pawdon twain, -OwO But x3 makes one UwU pawdon strong. -BOLINGBROKE. With aww x3 my >_< heawt -UwU I UwU pawdon ^.^ him. -DUCHESS. ^-^ A god on ^.^ eawth xDD thou art. -BOLINGBROKE. OwO But fow UwU ouw trusty brother-in-law ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU Abbot, -With aww x3 the xDD west of :3 that ^w^ consowted UwU cwew, -Destruction ^w^ stwaight UwU shaww dog them uWu at x3 the xDD heews. -^-^ Good uWu uncwe, OwO hewp to order sevewaw ÚwÚ powews -;;w;; To uWu Oxfowd, ow where'er these traitors x3 awe. -^-^ They UwU shaww nyot ^w^ wive within ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, UwU I x3 sweaw, -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww uWu have ÚwÚ them, >_> if UwU I >_> once ^.^ knyow x3 whewe. ->_> Uncwe, faweweww; x3 and, OwO cousin, uWu adieu; -uWu Youw mothew weww hath ^.^ pway'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv xDD you true. -DUCHESS. ^.^ Come, x3 my ;;w;; owd son; UwU I pray ^w^ God >_< make uWu thee new. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW xDD PIEWCE ÚwÚ OF >w< EXTON ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD sewvant - -:33 EXTON. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot mark x3 the OwO King, >_> what wowds ^.^ he ^.^ spake? -xDD 'Have UwU I nyo :33 fwiend xDD wiww x3 wid ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ this UwU wiving x3 feaw?' -Was >w< it nyot so? -SEWVANT. ;;w;; These :3 wewe :33 his xDD vewy ÚwÚ wowds. -:33 EXTON. xDD 'Have UwU I nyo >_> fwiend?' quoth he. >w< He x3 spake >w< it twice -xDD And ;;w;; uwg'd >w< it twice together, uWu did ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? -SEWVANT. >w< He ^.^ did. -:33 EXTON. ^.^ And, speaking :33 it, ^.^ he OwO wishtwy >_> wook'd on uWu me, -;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say ÚwÚ 'I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the x3 man -:33 That ^.^ wouwd :3 divowce ÚwÚ this tewwow from x3 my heawt'; -:3 Meanying x3 the ^w^ King uWu at >w< Pomfwet. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the >_< King's fwiend, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww x3 wid :33 his foe. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. -uWu Pomfwet UwU Castwe. uWu The >_< dungeon of x3 the ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I uWu have :33 been >_> studying >w< how UwU I OwO may compare -This :3 pwison :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ wive >w< unto x3 the wowwd -^.^ And, fow uWu because x3 the wowwd >_> is uWu popuwous -xDD And OwO hewe >_> is nyot :3 a creature >_> but myself, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do :3 it. ÚwÚ Yet I'll hammew >w< it OwO out. -OwO My :3 bwain I'll ^-^ pwuv x3 the >_< femawe to x3 my x3 souw, -OwO My :3 souw x3 the father; ÚwÚ and these >w< two x3 beget -^-^ A OwO genyewation of :33 stiww-bweeding thoughts, -xDD And these same >_< thoughts OwO peopwe ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ^w^ wowwd, -^w^ In humours ^.^ wike x3 the OwO peopwe of ÚwÚ this ^w^ wowwd, -For nyo xDD thought >_> is ÚwÚ contented. uWu The xDD bettew sort, -;;w;; As >_< thoughts of ^.^ things divine, OwO awe intermix'd -With scruples, ÚwÚ and UwU do uWu set x3 the ;;w;; wowd itsewf -^w^ Against x3 the word, -;;w;; As thus: ^w^ 'Come, xDD wittwe onyes'; ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO again, -'It >_> is >_< as x3 hawd to come >_< as fow :3 a camew -;;w;; To :3 thwead x3 the postewn of :3 a UwU smaww ^.^ nyeedwe's UwU eye.' -Thoughts tending to ambition, ;;w;; they UwU do :3 pwot -Unwikewy wonders: >w< how these :33 vain xDD weak >_< nyaiws -^-^ May teaw :3 a uWu passage ^w^ thwough x3 the flinty OwO wibs -Of ÚwÚ this x3 hawd ^w^ wowwd, x3 my ^-^ wagged :3 pwison wawws; -^.^ And, fow ;;w;; they cannot, ^-^ die uWu in uWu theiw UwU own pwide. -Thoughts tending to :3 content flatter x3 themsewves -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot x3 the xDD fiwst of ;;w;; fowtunye's swaves, -x3 Nyow UwU shaww nyot be x3 the last; ^.^ wike siwwy x3 beggaws -UwU Who, :3 sitting uWu in x3 the uWu stocks, ÚwÚ wefuge uWu theiw UwU shame, -:33 That UwU many uWu have ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews ^w^ must sit uWu thewe; -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD thought ;;w;; they find :3 a uWu kind of uWu ease, -ÚwÚ Beawing uWu theiw UwU own misfowtunyes on x3 the back -Of xDD such >_< as uWu have >w< befowe :33 enduw'd x3 the >_> wike. -^-^ Thus :33 pway UwU I uWu in one ÚwÚ pewson UwU many >_> peopwe, -xDD And >_< nyonye ÚwÚ contented. Sometimes ^w^ am UwU I uWu king; -UwU Then :3 tweasons >_< make ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wish mysewf :3 a beggar, -xDD And UwU so UwU I am. UwU Then >w< cwushing penyuwy -Pewsuades ;;w;; me UwU I UwU was xDD bettew when :3 a uWu king; -UwU Then ^w^ am UwU I king'd again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by -^w^ Think :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ unking'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke, -xDD And ^w^ stwaight ^w^ am OwO nyothing. OwO But whate'er UwU I be, -x3 Nyow I, nor xDD any x3 man :3 that >_> but x3 man ;;w;; is, -With >_< nyothing UwU shaww be pleas'd >w< tiww ^.^ he be eas'd -With ^.^ being OwO nyothing. ;;w;; [The uWu music ÚwÚ pways] -Music UwU do UwU I UwU heaw? ->w< Ha, :33 ha! >_< keep uWu time. How :3 souw x3 sweet uWu music >_> is -x3 When time >_> is broke ÚwÚ and nyo :33 pwopowtion x3 kept! -^w^ So >_> is >w< it uWu in x3 the uWu music of men's ^.^ wives. -xDD And OwO hewe uWu have UwU I x3 the ^.^ daintinyess of ear -;;w;; To ^.^ check time broke uWu in :3 a disorder'd UwU stwing; -But, fow x3 the concowd of x3 my >w< state ÚwÚ and time, -xDD Had nyot >w< an ear to hear x3 my true time >_< bwoke. -UwU I wasted time, ÚwÚ and nyow xDD doth time uWu waste OwO me; -For nyow hath time UwU made ;;w;; me :33 his ÚwÚ nyumb'wing clock: -OwO My >_< thoughts OwO awe ;;w;; minyutes; ÚwÚ and with :3 sighs ;;w;; they jaw -^-^ Theiw watches on >w< unto >_< minye ^w^ eyes, x3 the :33 outwawd >w< watch, -:33 Wheweto x3 my finger, ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ diaw's UwU point, -Is ^.^ pointing still, uWu in OwO cweansing them from >w< teaws. -Now ^w^ siw, x3 the >_> sound :3 that uWu tewws >_> what >_> houw >w< it >_> is -^w^ Awe ;;w;; cwamowous groans which strike ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu heawt, ->_< Which >_> is x3 the bell. ^w^ So xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans, -uWu Show minyutes, xDD times, ÚwÚ and ^-^ houws; >_> but x3 my time -;;w;; Wuns UwU posting on uWu in uWu Bowingbwoke's OwO pwoud joy, -While UwU I stand ;;w;; foowing UwU hewe, :33 his x3 Jack of x3 the ^.^ cwock. -This uWu music ^-^ mads x3 me. Let >w< it >_> sound nyo mowe; -For ^w^ though >w< it uWu have holp OwO madmen to uWu theiw UwU wits, -^w^ In ;;w;; me >w< it ;;w;; seems >w< it xDD wiww >_< make uWu wise ;;w;; men >_> mad. -ÚwÚ Yet >_> bwessing on :33 his >_< heawt :3 that ;;w;; gives >w< it me! -For UwU 'tis :3 a xDD sign of love; ÚwÚ and wuv to Richard -Is :3 a ;;w;; stwange brooch uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ aww-hating wowwd. - -Entew :3 a GWOOM of x3 the stable - -^w^ GWOOM. >w< Haiw, royal >w< Pwince! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Thanks, x3 nyobwe OwO peew! -uWu The cheapest of >_> us >_> is ;;w;; ten :33 gwoats ^w^ too deaw. ->_> What awt thou? ÚwÚ and >w< how comest xDD thou hithew, -Whewe nyo x3 man >_< nyevew x3 comes >_> but :3 that >_> sad dog -:33 That >_< bwings ;;w;; me OwO food to >_< make OwO misfowtunye >_> wive? -^w^ GWOOM. UwU I UwU was :3 a poor >_< gwoom of >w< thy stabwe, OwO King, -x3 When xDD thou OwO wewt uWu king; who, travelling uWu towawds York, -With much x3 ado uWu at :33 wength uWu have >_< gotten OwO weave -;;w;; To wook ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 sometimes royal xDD mastew's ;;w;; face. ->_< O, >w< how >w< it ern'd x3 my uWu heawt, when UwU I uWu behewd, -^w^ In ;;w;; Wondon ÚwÚ stweets, :3 that coronation-day, -x3 When :3 Bowingbwoke rode on ^w^ woan xDD Bawbawy- -:33 That UwU howse :3 that xDD thou UwU so often x3 hast bestwid, -:33 That UwU howse :3 that UwU I UwU so uWu cawefuwwy uWu have >_< dwess'd! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Rode ^.^ he on Barbary? Teww uWu me, ^-^ gentwe fwiend, -How OwO went ^.^ he :33 undew him? -^w^ GWOOM. ^w^ So x3 pwoudwy >_< as >_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; disdain'd x3 the :33 gwound. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ So OwO pwoud :3 that :3 Bowingbwoke UwU was on :33 his >_> back! -:33 That uWu jade hath eat ^.^ bwead from x3 my royal xDD hand; -This uWu hand hath UwU made ^.^ him OwO pwoud with cwapping ^.^ him. -Wouwd ^.^ he nyot stumbwe? ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he nyot faww ;;w;; down, -Since >_< pwide ^w^ must uWu have :3 a ^.^ faww, ÚwÚ and bweak x3 the x3 nyeck -Of :3 that OwO pwoud x3 man :3 that uWu did usuwp :33 his back? -uWu Fowgivenyess, UwU howse! Why UwU do UwU I waiw on ÚwÚ thee, -Since UwU thou, created to be aw'd ^.^ by ^w^ man, -UwU Wast bown to UwU beaw? UwU I UwU was nyot UwU made :3 a :33 howse; -xDD And yet UwU I UwU beaw :3 a buwden ^.^ wike >w< an ass, -Spurr'd, gaww'd, ÚwÚ and :3 tiw'd, ^.^ by >_< jauncing ^.^ Bowingbwoke. - -Entew >_> KEEPEW with :3 meat - -OwO KEEPEW. ÚwÚ Fewwow, UwU give pwace; OwO hewe >_> is nyo longer >_< stay. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; If xDD thou wuv uWu me, UwU 'tis time xDD thou OwO wewt xDD away. -^w^ GWOOM. x3 my >_> tongue x3 dawes >_> nyot, :3 that x3 my >_< heawt UwU shaww :3 say. -uWu Exit -OwO KEEPEW. OwO My uWu wowd, will't uWu pwease xDD you to faww to? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Taste of >w< it xDD fiwst >_< as xDD thou awt UwU wont to xDD do. -OwO KEEPEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I dawe not. Sir Piewce of Exton, -Who :3 watewy ^-^ came from x3 the OwO King, ;;w;; commands x3 the ^.^ contwawy. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take Henwy of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and uWu thee! -;;w;; Patience >_> is ^-^ stawe, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ weawy of :3 it. -:33 [Beats x3 the OwO KEEPEW] -OwO KEEPEW. Hewp, hewp, :33 hewp! -uWu The murderers, >w< EXTON ÚwÚ and x3 sewvants, >_< wush x3 in, :3 awmed -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. How >_< nyow! >_> What means :33 death uWu in ÚwÚ this wude ^w^ assauwt? -uWu Viwwain, >w< thy UwU own uWu hand yiewds >w< thy ^w^ death's x3 instwument. -UwU [Snyatching :3 a :33 weapon ÚwÚ and UwU kiwwing :3 onye] -Go xDD thou ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiww anyothew >_> woom uWu in uWu heww. -[He :33 kiwws another, xDD then >w< EXTON :33 stwikes ^.^ him down] -:33 That uWu hand UwU shaww buwn uWu in nyevew-quenching fire -:33 That staggews OwO thus x3 my person. Exton, >w< thy >_< fiewce uWu hand ->_< Hath with x3 the >_< King's :3 bwood x3 stain'd x3 the >_< King's UwU own xDD wand. -Mount, :3 mount, x3 my souw! >w< thy uWu seat >_> is x3 up on ÚwÚ high; -Whilst x3 my gwoss >w< fwesh uWu sinks downward, OwO hewe to die. -:33 [Dies] -:33 EXTON. ;;w;; As full of valour >_< as of royal blood. -UwU Both uWu have UwU I uWu spiww'd. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd x3 the ^.^ deed :3 wewe >w< good! -For nyow x3 the deviw, :3 that told ;;w;; me UwU I uWu did weww, -^w^ Says :3 that ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed >_> is ^.^ chwonyicwed uWu in uWu heww. -This >_< dead ^w^ King to x3 the UwU wiving ^w^ King I'll bear. -^.^ Take >w< hence x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and UwU give them >w< buwiaw hewe. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 6. -^-^ Windsow ;;w;; Castwe - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew BOLINGBROKE, x3 the ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, With othew ;;w;; WOWDS -ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -BOLINGBROKE. Kind :33 uncwe York, x3 the ^-^ watest nyews ^.^ we hear -Is :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ webews uWu have x3 consum'd with fire -Our :33 town of ;;w;; Cicetew uWu in Gloucestershire; -OwO But >w< whethew ;;w;; they be >_> ta'en ow :3 swain ^.^ we hear not. - -Entew NyOWTHUMBEWWAND - -Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. >_> What >_> is x3 the nyews? -:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Fiwst, to >w< thy uWu sacwed >w< state ÚwÚ wish UwU I aww ÚwÚ happinyess. -uWu The :3 nyext nyews ;;w;; is, UwU I uWu have to ;;w;; Wondon sent -uWu The heads of >_> Sawisbuwy, ^-^ Spencew, Bwunt, ÚwÚ and Kent. -uWu The ^w^ mannyew of uWu theiw :3 taking OwO may appeaw -At large uWu discouwsed uWu in ÚwÚ this paper hewe. -BOLINGBROKE. We >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe >w< Pewcy, fow >w< thy pains; -xDD And to >w< thy ^.^ wowth xDD wiww >_< add >w< wight ÚwÚ wowthy gains. - -Entew OwO FITZWATEW - -FITZWATER. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have from Oxford sent to ;;w;; Wondon -uWu The heads of Brocas ÚwÚ and Sir Bennet Seely; -Two of x3 the uWu dangewous ^w^ consowted traitors -:33 That >_< sought uWu at Oxford >w< thy xDD diwe uvwthwow. -BOLINGBROKE. x3 Thy pains, ^-^ Fitzwatew, UwU shaww nyot be :3 fowgot; -x3 Wight x3 nyobwe >_> is >w< thy uWu mewit, weww UwU I UwU wot. - -Entew ^w^ PEWCY, With x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF CARLISLE - -^-^ PEWCY. uWu The grand OwO conspiwatow, x3 Abbot of Westminstew, -With clog of >_> conscience ÚwÚ and :3 souw UwU mewanchowy, ->_< Hath yiewded x3 up :33 his >w< body to x3 the >w< gwave; -OwO But OwO hewe >_> is >_> Cawwiswe >w< wiving, to abide -x3 Thy >_> kingwy doom, ÚwÚ and :33 sentence of :33 his pwide. -BOLINGBROKE. Carlisle, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw >w< doom: -Choose x3 out x3 some secret pwace, x3 some reverend room, -uWu Mowe than xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, ÚwÚ and with >w< it joy >w< thy :33 wife; -^w^ So >_< as xDD thou x3 wiv'st uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ^-^ die fwee from stwife; -For ^w^ though >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy xDD thou x3 hast OwO evew ^-^ been, -xDD High OwO spawks of honour uWu in uWu thee uWu have UwU I ÚwÚ seen. - -Entew ^w^ EXTON, with uWu attendants, hearing :3 a UwU coffin - -:33 EXTON. UwU Gweat OwO King, within ÚwÚ this UwU coffin UwU I xDD pwesent -x3 Thy buried ;;w;; feaw. x3 Hewein aww ^w^ bweathwess wies -uWu The mightiest of >w< thy ÚwÚ gweatest UwU enyemies, -Richard of Bordeaux, ^.^ by ;;w;; me ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ bwought. -BOLINGBROKE. Exton, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee x3 nyot; fow xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; wwought -^-^ A ^.^ deed of ^-^ swandew with >w< thy uWu fataw uWu hand ->_> Upon x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and aww ÚwÚ this famous xDD wand. -:33 EXTON. Fwom x3 youw UwU own uWu mouth, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu did UwU I ÚwÚ this UwU deed. -BOLINGBROKE. ^-^ They wuv nyot x3 poison :3 that UwU do x3 poison need, -x3 Nyow UwU do UwU I thee. ;;w;; Though UwU I uWu did ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him >_< dead, -UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the muwdewew, wuv ^.^ him OwO muwdewed. -uWu The guilt of >_> conscience OwO take xDD thou fow >w< thy wabouw, -OwO But :3 nyeithew x3 my ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd nor princely ^.^ favouw; -With UwU Cain OwO go >w< wandew thorough x3 shades of night, -xDD And >_< nyevew x3 show >w< thy >_> head ^.^ by day nor light. -;;w;; Wowds, UwU I ^w^ pwotest x3 my :3 souw >_> is full of woe -:33 That :3 bwood >_> shouwd sprinkle ;;w;; me to >_< make ;;w;; me ^w^ gwow. -^.^ Come, mouwn with ;;w;; me fow >_> what UwU I UwU do :33 wament, -xDD And put on UwU suwwen black UwU incontinyent. -I'll >_< make :3 a ^w^ voyage to x3 the Holy Land, -;;w;; To >_< wash ÚwÚ this :3 bwood x3 off from x3 my guiwty >w< hand. -March sadwy :3 aftew; xDD gwace x3 my >_> mouwnyings OwO hewe -^w^ In weeping ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ this untimely uWu biew. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -ÚwÚ 1593 - -;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD :3 III - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - ->w< EDWAWD ^-^ THE ;;w;; FOUWTH - -:33 Sons to x3 the ^w^ King -EDWARD, PWINCE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ WAWES afterwards ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD V -WICHAWD, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, - -OwO Bwothews to x3 the ^w^ King -GEORGE, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF OwO CWAWENCE, -WICHAWD, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, afterwards ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD :3 III - -^-^ A :3 YOUNG ^.^ SON ÚwÚ OF >_> CWAWENCE (Edward, ^-^ Eaww of ;;w;; Wawwick) ->_> HENWY, EARL ÚwÚ OF :33 WICHMOND, afterwards ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY OwO VII -x3 CAWDINyAW uWu BOUWCHIEW, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF xDD CANTEWBUWY -THOMAS >w< WOTHEWHAM, ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK ->_< JOHN ÚwÚ MOWTON, xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF BUCKINGHAM -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK -EARL ÚwÚ OF uWu SUWWEY, :33 his >_< son -EARL x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ bwothew to ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's xDD Queen -MARQUIS ÚwÚ OF DORSET ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD x3 GWEY, her xDD sons -EARL ÚwÚ OF x3 OXFOWD ->w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS ->w< WOWD UwU WOVEW ->w< WOWD STANWEY, ^w^ cawwed awso EARL ÚwÚ OF xDD DEWBY -ÚwÚ SIW THOMAS ^.^ VAUGHAN -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WICHAWD WATCWIFF -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM CATESBY -ÚwÚ SIW x3 JAMES >_< TYWWEW -ÚwÚ SIW x3 JAMES ^-^ BWOUNT -ÚwÚ SIW WALTER :33 HEWBEWT -ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM BRANDON -ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ WOBEWT ^-^ BWAKENBUWY, Wieutenyant of x3 the ^-^ Towew -CHRISTOPHER ;;w;; UWSWICK, :3 a priest ->w< WOWD >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ OF >_> WONDON -SHERIFF ÚwÚ OF xDD WIWTSHIWE -HASTINGS, :3 a pursuivant ->_< TWESSEW ÚwÚ and >w< BEWKEWEY, gentlemen :33 attending on xDD Wady >_> Annye -ELIZABETH, xDD Queen to ^w^ King Edward IV ->_> MAWGAWET, ^.^ widow of ^w^ King Henwy :33 VI -DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK, mothew to ^w^ King Edward IV -:3 WADY :33 ANNyE, ^.^ widow of Edwawd, Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, >_< son to ^w^ King -Henwy VI; afterwards mawwied to x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew -^-^ A :3 YOUNG DAUGHTEW ÚwÚ OF >_> CWAWENCE (Mawgawet Pwantagenyet, -^w^ Countess of Sawisbuwy) -Ghosts, of >w< Wichawd's xDD victims -;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ÚwÚ and xDD Attendants; x3 Pwiest, >_> Scwivenyew, >_> Page, uWu Bishops, -UwU Awdewmen, uWu Citizens, Soldiers, Messengews, :33 Muwdewews, Keeper - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: England - -^w^ King Richard x3 the uWu Thiwd - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew WICHAWD, ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, sowus - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Now >_> is x3 the winter of UwU ouw ;;w;; discontent -Made glorious ^-^ summew ^.^ by ÚwÚ this sun of Yowk; -xDD And aww x3 the :33 cwouds :3 that lour'd ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ;;w;; house -^w^ In x3 the >_> deep ^w^ bosom of x3 the xDD ocean buried. -Now OwO awe UwU ouw ^w^ bwows bound with ;;w;; victowious wweaths; -Our xDD bwuised :3 awms UwU hung x3 up fow monuments; -Our xDD stewn awawums chang'd to ^.^ mewwy ^.^ meetings, -Our :3 dweadfuw ^w^ mawches to >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; measuwes. -uWu Gwim-visag'd >w< waw hath uWu smooth'd :33 his wwinkwed ÚwÚ fwont, -xDD And now, ^w^ instead of ^w^ mounting bawbed OwO steeds -;;w;; To :33 fwight x3 the >w< souws of x3 feawfuw advewsawies, ->w< He OwO capews x3 nyimbwy uWu in :3 a >_> wady's x3 chambew -;;w;; To x3 the OwO wascivious pweasing of :3 a >_< wute. -OwO But ^.^ I-that ^w^ am nyot shap'd fow >w< spowtive twicks, -x3 Nyow UwU made to court >w< an :3 amowous wooking-gwass- -^.^ I-that ^w^ am wudewy ^.^ stamp'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ want love's ^.^ majesty -;;w;; To ^w^ stwut >w< befowe :3 a >_< wanton OwO ambwing nymph- -^.^ I-that ^w^ am cuwtaiw'd of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw proportion, ->w< Cheated of :33 featuwe ^.^ by dissembling nyatuwe, -Defowm'd, unfinyish'd, sent >w< befowe x3 my time -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this :33 bweathing wowwd scawce half UwU made up, -xDD And :3 that UwU so wamewy ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfashionyabwe -:33 That ^.^ dogs >_< bawk uWu at ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I UwU hawt ^.^ by OwO them- -Why, I, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD weak ^.^ piping time of ÚwÚ peace, -:3 Have nyo delight to pass OwO away x3 the time, -OwO Unwess to ^w^ spy x3 my :3 shadow uWu in x3 the sun -xDD And OwO descant on >_< minye UwU own >_< defowmity. -xDD And OwO thewefowe, xDD since UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ pwuv :3 a wuvw -;;w;; To entertain these >w< faiw ^w^ weww-spoken uWu days, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 detewminyed to ^-^ pwuv :3 a viwwain -xDD And ^-^ hate x3 the idle >_< pweasuwes of these days. -Plots uWu have UwU I :33 waid, uWu inductions UwU dangewous, -^-^ By ^w^ dwunken x3 pwophecies, wibews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweams, -;;w;; To uWu set x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King -^w^ In deadwy ^-^ hate x3 the one OwO against x3 the >w< othew; -xDD And >_> if ^w^ King Edward be >_< as true ÚwÚ and >w< just -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ subtwe, :3 fawse, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tweachewous, -This day >_> shouwd >_> Cwawence x3 cwosewy be :33 mew'd xDD up- -About :3 a prophecy which ;;w;; says :3 that ;;w;; G -Of >_< Edwawd's :3 heiws x3 the x3 muwdewew UwU shaww >w< be. -UwU Dive, thoughts, down to x3 my ^-^ souw. :3 Hewe >_> Cwawence ^w^ comes. - -Entew OwO CWAWENCE, >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BWAKENBUWY - -UwU Bwothew, ÚwÚ good x3 day. >_> What means ÚwÚ this :3 awmed xDD guawd -:33 That waits ;;w;; upon x3 youw Gwace? -CLARENCE. ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ Majesty, -UwU Tend'wing x3 my >w< pewson's safety, hath uWu appointed -This ÚwÚ conduct to :33 convey ;;w;; me to x3 th' Towew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Upon >_> what ^w^ cause? -CLARENCE. >_< Because x3 my xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Geowge. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Awack, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ;;w;; fauwt >_> is >_< nyonye of yours: ->w< He should, fow :3 that, :3 commit x3 youw godfathers. ->_< O, ;;w;; bewike :33 his ;;w;; Majesty hath x3 some :3 intent -:33 That xDD you >_> shouwd be :3 nyew-chwist'nyed uWu in x3 the Towew. -OwO But UwU what's x3 the >w< mattew, x3 Cwawence? ^-^ May UwU I xDD knyow? -CLARENCE. Yea, ^.^ Wichawd, when UwU I know; fow UwU I ^w^ pwotest -;;w;; As yet UwU I UwU do x3 nyot; but, >_< as UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ weawn, ->w< He uWu heawkens ÚwÚ aftew prophecies ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweams, -xDD And from x3 the cross-row OwO pwucks x3 the >_> wettew :3 G, -xDD And ;;w;; says :3 a wizard told ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ by ;;w;; G -ÚwÚ His x3 issue ^w^ disinhewited >_> shouwd be; -^.^ And, fow x3 my xDD nyame of ^w^ Geowge ÚwÚ begins with :3 G, -^.^ It xDD fowwows uWu in :33 his xDD thought :3 that UwU I ^w^ am he. -These, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ weawn, ÚwÚ and xDD such ^.^ wike :3 toys >_< as these ->_< Hath x3 mov'd :33 his >_> Highnyess to :3 commit ;;w;; me now. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is when ;;w;; men OwO awe wuw'd ^.^ by ^w^ women: -'Tis nyot x3 the ^w^ King :3 that OwO sends xDD you to x3 the Tower; -OwO My xDD Wady Grey :33 his :3 wife, >w< Cwawence, UwU 'tis ^.^ she -:33 That ^.^ tempews ^.^ him to ÚwÚ this extwemity. -Was >w< it nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ good x3 man of worship, -OwO Antony uWu Woodviwwe, her ÚwÚ bwothew thewe, -:33 That UwU made ^.^ him >_> send Lord >w< Hastings to x3 the Towew, -Fwom >_> whence ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent day ^.^ he >_> is >w< dewivewed? -We OwO awe nyot safe, Cwawence; ^.^ we OwO awe nyot ^w^ safe. -CLARENCE. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I think there >_> is nyo x3 man >_> is ^.^ secuwe -OwO But x3 the Queen's ;;w;; kindwed, ÚwÚ and night-walking OwO hewawds -:33 That UwU twudge betwixt x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Mistress uWu Showe. -^-^ Heawd xDD you nyot >_> what >w< an humble suppwiant -Lord >w< Hastings UwU was, fow her dewivewy? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Humbwy compwainying to her deity -Got x3 my Lord Chambewwain :33 his OwO wibewty. -I'll tell xDD you what-I think >w< it >_> is UwU ouw :3 way, -;;w;; If ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< keep uWu in ^.^ favouw with x3 the OwO King, -;;w;; To be her ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw her livery: -uWu The jealous uWu o'ew-wown uWu widow, ÚwÚ and herself, -Since :3 that UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew xDD dubb'd them uWu gentwewomen, -^w^ Awe ^-^ mighty OwO gossips uWu in UwU ouw >_> monyawchy. -xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw OwO Gwaces both to UwU pawdon ;;w;; me: -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; Majesty hath stwaitwy UwU given uWu in :3 chawge -:33 That nyo x3 man UwU shaww uWu have >_> pwivate ÚwÚ confewence, -Of >_> what degwee soever, with x3 youw ^-^ bwothew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Even so; UwU an't uWu pwease x3 youw worship, Brakenbury, ->_> You OwO may partake of xDD any ^.^ thing ^.^ we OwO say: -We speak nyo uWu tweason, xDD man; ^.^ we >_> say x3 the ^w^ King -Is uWu wise ÚwÚ and virtuous, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyobwe >_< queen -Weww >w< stwuck uWu in years, faiw, ÚwÚ and nyot jeawous; -We >_> say :3 that Shore's >w< wife hath :3 a OwO pwetty xDD foot, -^-^ A cherry x3 wip, :3 a ^w^ bonny >_< eye, :3 a passing pweasing tongue; -xDD And :3 that x3 the Queen's >w< kindwed OwO awe UwU made >w< gentwefowks. -How >_> say UwU you, UwU siw? UwU Can xDD you UwU deny aww :3 this? -xDD BWAKENBUWY. With uWu this, x3 my uWu wowd, mysewf uWu have xDD nyaught to xDD do. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Naught to UwU do with Mistress xDD Showe! UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, -fewwow, ->w< He :3 that xDD doth xDD nyaught with hew, >_< excepting one, -^.^ Wewe best to UwU do >w< it secwetwy >_< awonye. -xDD BWAKENBUWY. >_> What one, x3 my xDD wowd? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Hew ^.^ husband, uWu knyave! Wouldst xDD thou ÚwÚ betway me? -xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ and -withal -OwO Fowbeaw x3 youw conference with x3 the x3 nyobwe uWu Duke. -CLARENCE. We ^.^ knyow >w< thy charge, Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww -OwO obey. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. We OwO awe x3 the Queen's :3 abjects ÚwÚ and ^w^ must OwO obey. -UwU Bwothew, faweweww; UwU I xDD wiww >w< unto x3 the uWu King; -xDD And whatsoe'er xDD you xDD wiww :33 empwoy ;;w;; me in- -^.^ Wewe >w< it to caww ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's ^.^ widow ;;w;; sistew- -UwU I xDD wiww x3 pewfowm >w< it to ^.^ enfwanchise OwO you. -UwU Meantime, ÚwÚ this >_> deep xDD disgwace uWu in bwothewhood -^w^ Touches ;;w;; me deeper than xDD you ^.^ can imaginye. -CLARENCE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it xDD pweaseth :3 nyeithew of >_> us well. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, x3 youw imprisonment UwU shaww nyot be xDD wong; -UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew ow >_> ewse >_< wie fow OwO you. -UwU Meantime, uWu have OwO patience. -CLARENCE. UwU I ^w^ must perforce. uWu Faweweww. -Exeunt OwO CWAWENCE, ^-^ BWAKENBUWY, ÚwÚ and xDD guawd -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Go ;;w;; twead x3 the path :3 that xDD thou shalt ^w^ nye'ew wetuwn. -xDD Simpwe, uWu pwain >w< Cwawence, UwU I UwU do wuv uWu thee UwU so -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww x3 showtwy >_> send >w< thy :3 souw to ^.^ heaven, -;;w;; If heaven xDD wiww OwO take x3 the xDD pwesent uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ hands. -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? uWu The >_< nyew-dewivewed ÚwÚ Hastings? - -Entew >w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS - ->_> HASTINGS. ^-^ Good time of day >w< unto x3 my >_> gwacious ^.^ wowd! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; As much >w< unto x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord Chamberlain! -Weww OwO awe xDD you wewcome to x3 the open air. -How hath x3 youw OwO wowdship brook'd >_< impwisonment? ->_> HASTINGS. With patience, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, >_< as OwO pwisonyews :3 must; -OwO But UwU I UwU shaww x3 wive, x3 my uWu wowd, to UwU give them thanks -:33 That :3 wewe x3 the cause of x3 my UwU impwisonment. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. No doubt, nyo doubt; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU shaww >_> Cwawence :3 too; -For ;;w;; they :3 that :3 wewe x3 youw >_< enyemies OwO awe his, -xDD And uWu have pwevaiw'd >_< as much on ^.^ him >_< as OwO you. ->_> HASTINGS. uWu Mowe pity :3 that x3 the ^w^ eagwes >_> shouwd be :33 mew'd -Whiwes :33 kites ÚwÚ and buzzards prey uWu at OwO wibewty. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> What nyews abroad? ->_> HASTINGS. No nyews UwU so :33 bad ^.^ abwoad >_< as ÚwÚ this uWu at home: -uWu The ^w^ King >_> is sickly, ÚwÚ weak, ÚwÚ and UwU mewanchowy, -xDD And :33 his x3 physicians feaw ^.^ him mightiwy. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by Saint John, :3 that nyews >_> is :33 bad indeed. ->_< O, ^.^ he hath :33 kept >w< an eviw >_> diet ^-^ wong -xDD And ÚwÚ uvwmuch x3 consum'd :33 his royal ^-^ pewson! -'Tis xDD vewy ;;w;; gwievous to be xDD thought ^w^ upon. -Whewe >_> is uWu he? ^w^ In :33 his bed? ->_> HASTINGS. >w< He >w< is. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Go xDD you x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ HASTINGS ->w< He ;;w;; cannyot x3 wive, UwU I hope, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must nyot ^-^ die -Tiww ^w^ Geowge be ;;w;; pack'd with ^-^ posthowse x3 up to UwU heaven. -I'll uWu in to urge :33 his >_< hatwed ^.^ mowe to >_> Cwawence -With wies weww UwU steew'd with ^.^ weighty arguments; -^.^ And, >_> if UwU I fail nyot uWu in x3 my >_> deep intent, ->_> Cwawence hath nyot anyothew day to ÚwÚ wive; ->_< Which :33 donye, ^w^ God OwO take ^w^ King Edward to :33 his mercy, -xDD And OwO weave x3 the wowwd fow ;;w;; me to ^.^ bustwe :3 in! -For xDD then I'll marry Wawwick's xDD youngest >w< daughtew. ->_> What ^w^ though UwU I kill'd her :33 husband ÚwÚ and her father? -uWu The weadiest uWu way to >_< make x3 the OwO wench x3 amends -Is to :33 become her :33 husband ÚwÚ and her father; -uWu The which xDD wiww UwU I-nyot aww UwU so much fow wuv -;;w;; As fow anyothew secret ^-^ cwose :3 intent -^-^ By OwO mawwying her which UwU I ^w^ must :3 weach UwU unto. -OwO But yet UwU I >w< wun >w< befowe x3 my UwU howse to market. ->_> Cwawence still breathes; Edward still ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and weigns; -x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe >w< gonye, xDD then ^w^ must UwU I ;;w;; count x3 my gains. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -OwO Wondon. ÚwÚ Anyothew :3 stweet - -Entew corpse of ;;w;; KING OwO HENWY ^-^ THE >_< SIXTH, with ÚwÚ hawbewds to xDD guawd uWu it; -:3 WADY >w< ANNyE ^.^ being x3 the ;;w;; mouwnyew, ^w^ attended ^.^ by >_< TWESSEW ÚwÚ and OwO BEWKEWEY - -ANNE. Set ;;w;; down, uWu set down x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe x3 woad- -;;w;; If honour OwO may be shwouded uWu in :3 a >_< heawse; -Whilst UwU I ^-^ awhiwe >_> obsequiouswy wament -xDD Th' untimely faww of virtuous Lancaster. -OwO Poow key-cold xDD figuwe of :3 a >w< howy x3 king! -Pawe >_> ashes of x3 the ;;w;; house of UwU Wancastew! -^.^ Thou bloodless :33 wemnyant of :3 that royal UwU bwood! -^w^ Be >w< it ÚwÚ wawfuw :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ invocate >w< thy xDD ghost -;;w;; To hear x3 the lamentations of poor ÚwÚ Annye, -UwU Wife to >w< thy Edwawd, to >w< thy swaughtewed x3 son, -uWu Stabb'd ^.^ by x3 the sewf-same uWu hand :3 that UwU made these wounds. -Lo, uWu in these ^w^ windows :3 that wet fowth >w< thy >w< wife -UwU I pouw x3 the helpless bawm of x3 my poor :3 eyes. ->_< O, uWu cuwsed be x3 the uWu hand :3 that UwU made these :33 howes! -;;w;; Cuwsed x3 the >_< heawt :3 that xDD had x3 the >_< heawt to UwU do :3 it! -;;w;; Cuwsed x3 the :3 bwood :3 that wet ÚwÚ this :3 bwood from UwU hence! -uWu Mowe ^.^ diwefuw ÚwÚ hap uWu betide :3 that hated uWu wwetch -:33 That x3 makes >_> us wwetched ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of uWu thee -Than UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish to addews, OwO spidews, toads, -:33 Ow xDD any xDD cweeping ;;w;; venyom'd ^.^ thing :3 that lives! -;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he uWu have child, OwO abowtive be :33 it, ->_< Pwodigious, ÚwÚ and untimely ^.^ bwought to wight, ->_< Whose ugwy ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw uWu aspect -^-^ May :33 fwight x3 the hopeful mothew uWu at x3 the ^.^ view, -xDD And :3 that be heir to :33 his unhappinyess! -;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ he uWu have :3 wife, wet her be UwU made -uWu Mowe >w< misewabwe ^.^ by x3 the :33 death of ^.^ him -Than UwU I ^w^ am UwU made ^.^ by x3 my xDD young ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and uWu thee! -^.^ Come, nyow uWu towawds Chertsey with x3 youw >w< howy >w< woad, ->_< Taken from xDD Pauw's to be :3 intewwed uWu thewe; -xDD And still >_< as xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ weawy of ÚwÚ this >_> weight -xDD West UwU you, whiwes UwU I wament ^w^ King >_> Henwy's :3 cowse. -;;w;; [The xDD beawews OwO take x3 up x3 the coffin] - -Entew GWOUCESTEW - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Stay, xDD you :3 that UwU beaw x3 the :33 cowse, ÚwÚ and uWu set >w< it down. -ANNE. >_> What black ^.^ magician OwO conjuwes x3 up ÚwÚ this >_< fiend -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop xDD devoted x3 chawitabwe >_> deeds? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Villains, uWu set down x3 the UwU cowse; or, ^.^ by Saint ;;w;; Pauw, -I'll >_< make :3 a cowse of ^.^ him :3 that :33 disobeys! -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, stand back, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the UwU coffin -:3 pass. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Unmannerd dog! ;;w;; Stand UwU thou, when UwU I >_> command. -ÚwÚ Advance >w< thy uWu hawbewd :3 highew than x3 my UwU bweast, -:3 Ow, ^.^ by Saint ;;w;; Pauw, I'll strike uWu thee to x3 my :33 foot -xDD And :33 spuwn ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, beggar, fow >w< thy boldness. -;;w;; [The xDD beawews uWu set down x3 the coffin] -ANNE. What, UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ twembwe? ^w^ Awe xDD you aww afraid? -ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I uWu bwame xDD you >_> nyot, fow xDD you OwO awe mowtaw, -xDD And >w< mowtaw eyes ;;w;; cannyot OwO enduwe x3 the deviw. -x3 Avaunt, xDD thou :3 dweadfuw xDD minyistew of >_< heww! -^.^ Thou >w< hadst >_> but powew uvw :33 his >w< mowtaw ;;w;; body, -ÚwÚ His :3 souw xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot uWu have; OwO thewefowe, be ;;w;; gonye. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU saint, fow chawity, be nyot UwU so curst. -ANNE. Foul deviw, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, >w< hence ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe >_> us x3 nyot; -For xDD thou x3 hast UwU made x3 the ^w^ happy ^.^ eawth >w< thy heww -^.^ Fiww'd >w< it with ^-^ cuwsing x3 cwies ÚwÚ and >_> deep uWu excwaims. -;;w;; If xDD thou delight to x3 view >w< thy ;;w;; heinyous uWu deeds, -ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ this pattewn of >w< thy ;;w;; butchewies. ->_< O, xDD gentwemen, see, uWu see! Dead >_> Henwy's wounds -^w^ Open uWu theiw x3 congeaw'd mouths ÚwÚ and bweed xDD afwesh. -OwO Bwush, blush, xDD thou wump of fouw defowmity, -For UwU 'tis >w< thy x3 pwesence :3 that UwU exhawes ÚwÚ this :3 bwood -Fwom UwU cowd ÚwÚ and :33 empty >_> veins :3 whewe nyo :3 bwood >_> dwewws; -x3 Thy >_< deeds UwU inhuman ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw -UwU Pwovokes ÚwÚ this dewuge UwU most ^w^ unnyatuwaw. -x3 O :33 God, which ÚwÚ this :3 bwood uWu mad'st, xDD wevenge :33 his ;;w;; death! -x3 O earth, which ÚwÚ this :3 bwood ;;w;; dwink'st, xDD wevenge :33 his ;;w;; death! -^.^ Eithew, >w< heav'n, with lightning strike x3 the muwd'wew UwU dead; -:3 Ow, earth, >_> gape open uWu wide ÚwÚ and eat ^.^ him quick, -;;w;; As xDD thou dost swawwow x3 up ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good >_< king's bwood, ->_< Which :33 his :33 heww-guvwn'd awm hath butchered. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Lady, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyo wuwes of chawity, ->_< Which wendews ÚwÚ good fow ÚwÚ bad, bwessings fow curses. -ANNE. uWu Viwwain, xDD thou knowest nor law of ^w^ God nor ^w^ man: -No beast UwU so >_< fiewce >_> but xDD knyows x3 some :33 touch of >_> pity. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But UwU I ^.^ knyow nyonye, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^w^ am nyo beast. -ANNE. x3 O wondewfuw, when xDD deviws tell x3 the :3 twuth! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Mowe ;;w;; wondewfuw when ^-^ angews OwO awe UwU so >w< angwy. -^w^ Vouchsafe, divine pewfection of :3 a ^w^ woman, -Of these ^.^ supposed crimes to UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -^-^ By circumstance >_> but to xDD acquit :3 mysewf. -ANNE. ^w^ Vouchsafe, :3 diffus'd :3 infection of :3 a ^w^ man, -Of these ÚwÚ knyown ;;w;; eviws >_> but to UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -^-^ By circumstance to ;;w;; accuse >w< thy uWu cuwsed sewf. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Fairer than >_> tongue ^.^ can xDD nyame ÚwÚ thee, wet ;;w;; me uWu have -;;w;; Some patient leisure to UwU excuse :3 mysewf. -ANNE. Fouwew than >_< heawt ^.^ can think ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou ;;w;; canst >_< make -No UwU excuse :3 cuwwent >_> but to ^w^ hang thysewf. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ By xDD such despair UwU I >_> shouwd ;;w;; accuse :3 mysewf. -ANNE. xDD And ^.^ by despairing shalt xDD thou stand excused -For xDD doing ÚwÚ wowthy UwU vengeance on >w< thysewf -:33 That :33 didst >_< unwowthy >_> swaughtew ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ othews. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Say :3 that UwU I >_< swew them ^w^ nyot? -ANNE. UwU Then >_> say ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyot ^w^ swain. -OwO But >_< dead ;;w;; they awe, x3 and, deviwish :33 swave, ^.^ by thee. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I uWu did nyot OwO kiww x3 youw husband. -ANNE. Why, xDD then ^.^ he >_> is alive. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Nyay, ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and :3 swain ^.^ by >_< Edwawd's ^w^ hands. -ANNE. ^w^ In >w< thy fouw ^w^ thwoat xDD thou ^.^ wiest: xDD Queen Margaret saw -x3 Thy OwO muwd'wous >w< fawchion >_< smoking uWu in :33 his ^-^ bwood; -uWu The which xDD thou >_> once :33 didst >w< bend OwO against her UwU bweast, -OwO But :3 that >w< thy bwothews xDD beat :3 aside x3 the point. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU was pwovoked ^.^ by her ^-^ swand'wous >_> tongue -:33 That laid uWu theiw guilt ;;w;; upon x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess shoulders. -ANNE. ^.^ Thou >w< wast pwovoked ^.^ by >w< thy bwoody UwU mind, -:33 That >_< nyevew UwU dweam'st on ^.^ aught >_> but ;;w;; butchewies. -;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot OwO kiww ÚwÚ this UwU king? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I gwant uWu ye. -ANNE. uWu Dost gwant uWu me, >_> hedgehog? Then, ^w^ God gwant ;;w;; me to -^.^ Thou uWu mayst be uWu damnyed fow :3 that wicked >w< deed! ->_< O, ^.^ he UwU was gentwe, OwO miwd, ÚwÚ and >w< viwtuous! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The xDD bettew fow x3 the ^w^ King of Heaven, :3 that hath -^.^ him. -ANNE. >w< He >_> is uWu in ^.^ heaven, :3 whewe xDD thou shalt >_< nyevew x3 come. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Let ^.^ him >_> thank ;;w;; me :3 that holp to >_> send ^.^ him -thithew, -For ^.^ he UwU was fitter fow :3 that :33 pwace than ;;w;; eawth. -ANNE. xDD And xDD thou ^-^ unfit fow xDD any :33 pwace >_> but uWu heww. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Yes, one :33 pwace else, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww hear ;;w;; me xDD nyame :3 it. -ANNE. ;;w;; Some dungeon. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw ^-^ bed-chambew. -ANNE. >_< Iww xDD west uWu betide x3 the x3 chambew :3 whewe xDD thou >_< wiest! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So xDD wiww :33 it, UwU madam, >w< tiww UwU I >_< wie with OwO you. -ANNE. UwU I UwU hope :3 so. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 so. But, ^-^ gentwe xDD Wady ÚwÚ Annye, -;;w;; To OwO weave ÚwÚ this >_> keen x3 encountew of UwU ouw UwU wits, -xDD And faww ^-^ something x3 into :3 a slower method- -Is nyot x3 the >_< causew of x3 the timewess >w< deaths -Of these Pwantagenyets, Henwy ÚwÚ and Edwawd, -;;w;; As :33 bwamefuw >_< as x3 the UwU executionyew? -ANNE. ^.^ Thou >w< wast x3 the cause ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ accuws'd x3 effect. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw beauty UwU was x3 the cause of :3 that >_< effect- -uWu Youw beauty :3 that uWu did >_> haunt ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my :33 sweep -;;w;; To undewtake x3 the :33 death of aww x3 the wowwd -^w^ So UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ wive one >_> houw uWu in x3 youw x3 sweet ÚwÚ bosom. -ANNE. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD thought :3 that, UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >w< homicide, -;;w;; These >_< nyaiws >_> shouwd rend :3 that beauty from x3 my UwU cheeks. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; These eyes couwd nyot OwO enduwe :3 that beauty's -wweck; ->_> You >_> shouwd nyot x3 bwemish >w< it >_> if UwU I :33 stood by. -;;w;; As aww x3 the wowwd >_> is cheewed ^.^ by x3 the sun, -^w^ So UwU I ^.^ by :33 that; >w< it >_> is x3 my ^-^ day, x3 my life. -ANNE. ;;w;; Bwack >w< nyight UwU o'ewshade >w< thy ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and :33 death >w< thy wife! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Cuwse nyot ;;w;; thysewf, >w< faiw cweatuwe; xDD thou awt xDD both. -ANNE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu wewe, to be ^w^ weveng'd on thee. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^-^ quawwew UwU most unnatural, -;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him :3 that wuvth thee. -ANNE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^-^ quawwew >w< just ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, -;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him :3 that kill'd x3 my husband. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :3 that >_> beweft ÚwÚ thee, UwU wady, of >w< thy :33 husband -Did >w< it to OwO hewp uWu thee to :3 a xDD bettew husband. -ANNE. ÚwÚ His xDD bettew xDD doth nyot ;;w;; bweathe ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He ;;w;; wives :3 that loves uWu thee xDD bettew than ^.^ he xDD couwd. -ANNE. Nyame ^.^ him. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Pwantagenyet. -ANNE. Why, :3 that UwU was he. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The sewf-same :33 nyame, >_> but one of xDD bettew :33 nyatuwe. -ANNE. Whewe >_> is uWu he? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Hewe. x3 [She x3 spits uWu at >w< him] Why dost xDD thou spit -uWu at me? -ANNE. Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe >w< mowtaw uWu poison, fow >w< thy uWu sake! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD Nyevew ^-^ came x3 poison from UwU so x3 sweet :3 a ;;w;; pwace. -ANNE. xDD Nyevew UwU hung x3 poison on :3 a fouwew :33 toad. -UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! ^.^ Thou dost ÚwÚ infect >_< minye :3 eyes. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Thinye ^w^ eyes, x3 sweet UwU wady, uWu have xDD infected ^w^ minye. -ANNE. Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe basilisks to strike uWu thee ÚwÚ dead! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they uWu wewe, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might ^-^ die uWu at once; -For nyow ;;w;; they OwO kiww ;;w;; me with :3 a UwU wiving death. ->w< Those eyes of ^.^ thinye from >_< minye uWu have drawn ^-^ sawt ^-^ teaws, -UwU Sham'd uWu theiw aspects with OwO stowe of chiwdish drops- -;;w;; These ^w^ eyes, which >_< nyevew x3 shed wemowsefuw tear, -:3 Nyo, when x3 my >w< fathew York ÚwÚ and Edward :33 wept -;;w;; To hear x3 the ^.^ piteous >_> moan :3 that Rutland UwU made -x3 When black-fac'd xDD Cwiffowd >_> shook :33 his xDD swowd uWu at him; -x3 Nyow when >w< thy warlike ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ wike :3 a child, -Towd x3 the >_> sad ^-^ stowy of x3 my father's UwU death, -xDD And ÚwÚ twenty times UwU made :3 pause to sob ÚwÚ and xDD weep -:33 That aww x3 the standers-by xDD had wet uWu theiw >_> cheeks -Wike trees bedash'd with rain-in :3 that >_> sad time -OwO My xDD manwy eyes uWu did ^w^ scown >w< an humble >_< teaw; -xDD And >_> what these ^w^ sowwows couwd nyot thence ^-^ exhawe -x3 Thy beauty :33 hath, ÚwÚ and UwU made them ^w^ bwind with ^.^ weeping. -UwU I >_< nyevew >_< sued to :33 fwiend nor enemy; -OwO My >_> tongue couwd >_< nyevew :3 weawn x3 sweet ^.^ smoothing wowd; -But, nyow >w< thy beauty >_> is :33 pwopos'd x3 my >_< fee, -OwO My OwO pwoud >_< heawt UwU sues, ÚwÚ and prompts x3 my >_> tongue to >_< speak. -x3 [She :33 wooks :33 scownfuwwy uWu at >w< him] -:3 Teach nyot >w< thy >_< wip xDD such scorn; fow >w< it UwU was UwU made -For x3 kissing, UwU wady, nyot fow xDD such ^w^ contempt. -;;w;; If >w< thy UwU wevengefuw >_< heawt ;;w;; cannyot fowgive, ->_> Wo OwO hewe UwU I xDD wend uWu thee ÚwÚ this ^w^ shawp-pointed ^-^ swowd; ->_< Which >_> if xDD thou uWu pwease to hide uWu in ÚwÚ this true breast -xDD And wet x3 the :3 souw fowth :3 that :33 adoweth ÚwÚ thee, -UwU I uWu way >w< it nyaked to x3 the deadwy :33 stwoke, -xDD And x3 humbwy ÚwÚ beg x3 the :33 death ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu knyee. -[He ways :33 his breast >w< open; ^.^ she x3 offews uWu at >w< it with :33 his :3 swowd] -Nyay, UwU do nyot pause; fow UwU I uWu did OwO kiww ^w^ King Henwy- -OwO But uWu 'twas >w< thy beauty :3 that pwovoked x3 me. -Nyay, nyow xDD dispatch; uWu 'twas UwU I :3 that stabb'd xDD young Edward- -OwO But uWu 'twas >w< thy ^-^ heavenwy OwO face :3 that uWu set ;;w;; me :3 on. -x3 [She ^w^ fawws x3 the :3 swowd] -^.^ Take x3 up x3 the xDD swowd OwO again, ow OwO take x3 up x3 me. -ANNE. Awise, ;;w;; dissembwew; ^w^ though UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< thy UwU death, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot be >w< thy OwO executionyew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then bid ;;w;; me OwO kiww myself, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU do uWu it; -ANNE. UwU I uWu have >_< awweady. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That UwU was uWu in >w< thy x3 wage. -^w^ Speak >w< it OwO again, ÚwÚ and even with x3 the ;;w;; wowd -This uWu hand, which fow >w< thy wuv uWu did OwO kiww >w< thy xDD wuv, -Shall fow >w< thy wuv OwO kiww :3 a uWu faw twuew love; -;;w;; To both uWu theiw >w< deaths shalt xDD thou be ^.^ accessawy. -ANNE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew >w< thy ;;w;; heawt. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. 'Tis x3 figuw'd uWu in x3 my :33 tongue. -ANNE. UwU I feaw ;;w;; me both OwO awe >w< fawse. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then >_< nyevew UwU was x3 man true. -ANNE. weww put x3 up x3 youw ^-^ swowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Say, >w< then, x3 my uWu peace >_> is >_> made. -ANNE. :33 That shalt xDD thou ^.^ knyow x3 heweaftew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive uWu in hope? -ANNE. All men, UwU I hope, ^w^ wive :3 so. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Vouchsafe to ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this wing. -ANNE. ;;w;; To OwO take >_> is nyot to give. ;;w;; [Puts on x3 the :3 wing] -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Wook >w< how x3 my OwO wing ÚwÚ encompasseth >w< thy finger, -Even UwU so >w< thy breast encwoseth x3 my poor heawt; -:3 Weaw both of ÚwÚ them, fow both of them OwO awe ÚwÚ thinye. -xDD And >_> if >w< thy poor xDD devoted xDD sewvant OwO may -OwO But ÚwÚ beg one ^.^ favouw uWu at >w< thy >_> gwacious uWu hand, -^.^ Thou dost :33 confiwm :33 his happinyess fow ever. -ANNE. >_> What >_> is :33 it? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 That >w< it OwO may uWu pwease xDD you OwO weave these >_> sad designs -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that hath UwU most cause to be :3 a ;;w;; mouwnyew, -xDD And presently repair to >_< Cwosby House; -^w^ Whewe-aftew UwU I uWu have OwO sowemnwy UwU inteww'd -At Chertsey ÚwÚ monyast'wy ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe OwO king, -xDD And wet :33 his :3 gwave with x3 my repentant UwU teaws- -UwU I xDD wiww with aww expedient >_> duty >_> see OwO you. -For divers unknown ^w^ weasons, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -Grant ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boon. -ANNE. With aww x3 my heawt; ÚwÚ and much >w< it joys ;;w;; me ^w^ too -;;w;; To >_> see xDD you OwO awe :33 become UwU so ^.^ penyitent. -Tressel ÚwÚ and >_< Bewkewey, OwO go :3 awong with x3 me. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Bid ;;w;; me farewell. -ANNE. 'Tis ^.^ mowe than xDD you deserve; -OwO But xDD since xDD you >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how to flatter UwU you, -Imagine UwU I uWu have uWu said >_< faweweww >_< awweady. -Exeunt >w< two ^-^ GENTWEMEN With :3 WADY >w< ANNyE -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Siws, OwO take x3 up x3 the :3 cowse. -GENTLEMEN. Towards uWu Chewtsey, x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo, to ^-^ White Friars; there >_< attend x3 my :3 coming. -Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW -Was OwO evew OwO woman uWu in ÚwÚ this humouw :33 woo'd? -Was OwO evew OwO woman uWu in ÚwÚ this humouw won? -I'll uWu have >w< hew; >_> but UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< keep her wong. -What! UwU I :3 that kill'd her :33 husband ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ fathew- -;;w;; To OwO take her uWu in her heart's extremest hate, -With cuwses uWu in her uWu mouth, tears uWu in her ^w^ eyes, -uWu The xDD bweeding >_> witnyess of x3 my >_< hatwed ;;w;; by; ->_> Having :33 God, her OwO conscience, ÚwÚ and these bars OwO against uWu me, -xDD And UwU I nyo ^w^ fwiends to back x3 my >_> suit uWu at aww -OwO But x3 the uWu pwain ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and dissembling looks, -xDD And yet to x3 win hew, aww x3 the wowwd to nothing! -uWu Ha! ->_< Hath ^.^ she fowgot xDD awweady :3 that >_< bwave >_< pwince, -Edwawd, her uWu wowd, ÚwÚ whom I, x3 some >w< thwee ^w^ months since, -uWu Stabb'd uWu in x3 my angry ^w^ mood uWu at Tewksbuwy? -^-^ A ^w^ sweetew ÚwÚ and :3 a wuvwiew >_> gentweman- -^-^ Fwam'd uWu in x3 the x3 pwodigawity of nyatuwe, -^.^ Young, valiant, >_< wise, ÚwÚ and nyo doubt >w< wight woyaw- -uWu The ÚwÚ spacious wowwd ;;w;; cannyot again affowd; -xDD And xDD wiww ^.^ she yet UwU abase her eyes on uWu me, -:33 That x3 cwopp'd x3 the golden prime of ÚwÚ this x3 sweet >_> pwince -xDD And UwU made her ^.^ widow to :3 a ^.^ woefuw bed? -On uWu me, x3 whose aww nyot equals >_< Edwawd's >_> moiety? -On uWu me, :3 that hawts ÚwÚ and ^w^ am misshapen >_< thus? -OwO My x3 dukedom to :3 a beggarly denyiew, -UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ mistake x3 my ÚwÚ pewson aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. ->_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, ^.^ she >_> finds, awthough UwU I cannot, -xDD Mysewf to be :3 a >w< mawv'wwous OwO pwopew man. -I'll be uWu at chawges fow :3 a ;;w;; wooking-gwass, -xDD And entertain :3 a ÚwÚ scowe ow >w< two of ;;w;; taiwows -;;w;; To ^-^ study ÚwÚ fashions to ^.^ adown x3 my body. -Since UwU I ^w^ am x3 cwept uWu in ^.^ favouw with myself, -UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ maintain >w< it with x3 some xDD wittwe OwO cost. -OwO But xDD fiwst I'll turn >_< yon fewwow uWu in :33 his ^-^ gwave, -xDD And xDD then ^-^ wetuwn lamenting to x3 my love. -OwO Shinye ^.^ out, >w< faiw sun, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have xDD bought :3 a gwass, -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_> see x3 my :3 shadow >_< as UwU I :3 pass. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, >w< WOWD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD UwU GWEY - -^.^ WIVEWS. :3 Have patience, x3 madam; there's nyo doubt :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -Will >w< soon OwO wecuvw :33 his ^.^ accustom'd ^-^ heawth. ->_< GWEY. ^w^ In :3 that xDD you >w< bwook >w< it UwU iww, >w< it x3 makes ^.^ him ÚwÚ wowse; ->_< Thewefowe, fow >_> God's ^w^ sake, entertain ÚwÚ good comfort, -xDD And cheer :33 his Gwace with ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy :3 eyes. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe >_< dead, >_> what ^.^ wouwd uWu betide on -me? ->_< GWEY. No othew x3 hawm >_> but ^-^ woss of xDD such :3 a OwO wowd. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The ^-^ woss of xDD such :3 a ;;w;; wowd ^.^ incwudes aww ->_> hawms. ->_< GWEY. uWu The heavens uWu have uWu bwess'd xDD you with :3 a xDD goodwy >_< son -;;w;; To be x3 youw comforter when ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gonye. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^.^ he >_> is ^-^ young; ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ minyowity -Is put >w< unto x3 the :33 twust of Richard :33 Gwoucestew, -^-^ A x3 man :3 that loves nyot uWu me, nor >_< nyonye of OwO you. -;;w;; WIVEW. Is >w< it ^-^ concwuded ^.^ he UwU shaww be :3 Pwotectow? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ It >_> is >_< detewmin'd, nyot ^-^ concwuded :33 yet; -OwO But UwU so >w< it ^w^ must be, >_> if x3 the ^w^ King x3 miscawwy. - -Entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and xDD DEWBY - ->_< GWEY. :3 Hewe come x3 the Lords of ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and Dewby. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Good time of day >w< unto x3 youw royal Grace! -;;w;; DEWBY. ^w^ God >_< make x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty >w< joyfuw >_< as xDD you uWu have been. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The ^w^ Countess Wichmond, ÚwÚ good x3 my Lord -of :3 Dewby, -;;w;; To x3 youw ÚwÚ good :3 pwayew xDD wiww uWu scawcewy >_> say amen. -Yet, :3 Dewby, :3 nyotwithstanding ^w^ she's x3 youw >w< wife -xDD And loves nyot uWu me, be UwU you, ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 assuw'd -UwU I ^-^ hate nyot xDD you fow her OwO pwoud OwO awwogance. -;;w;; DEWBY. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, xDD eithew nyot ^-^ bewieve -uWu The envious UwU swandews of her UwU fawse :3 accusews; -:3 Ow, >_> if ^.^ she be ^-^ accus'd on true wepowt, -ÚwÚ Beaw with her ÚwÚ weaknyess, which UwU I think proceeds -Fwom :33 waywawd sicknyess ÚwÚ and nyo >_< gwounded xDD mawice. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 the ^w^ King uWu to-day, x3 my Lord of -Dewby? -;;w;; DEWBY. OwO But nyow x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and UwU I -^w^ Awe come from ÚwÚ visiting :33 his >_< Majesty. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What likelihood of :33 his OwO amendment, ->_> Wowds? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good >_> hope; :33 his Gwace xDD speaks ->w< cheewfuwwy. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ God gwant ^.^ him health! Did xDD you confew -with him? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Ay, x3 madam; ^.^ he desiwes to >_< make OwO atonyement -Between x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and x3 youw OwO bwothews, -xDD And ^-^ between them ÚwÚ and x3 my Lord Chambewwain; -xDD And sent to x3 wawn them to :33 his royal pwesence. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Wouwd aww :3 wewe OwO weww! OwO But :3 that xDD wiww ->_< nyevew >w< be. -UwU I feaw UwU ouw happinyess >_> is uWu at x3 the >w< height. - -Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and DORSET - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ They UwU do ;;w;; me wwong, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO enduwe :3 it. -Who >_> is >w< it :3 that xDD compwains >w< unto x3 the ^w^ King -:33 That I, xDD fowsooth, ^w^ am xDD stewn ÚwÚ and wuv them ^w^ nyot? -^-^ By >w< howy ;;w;; Pauw, ;;w;; they wuv :33 his Gwace >_> but >w< wightwy -:33 That ^w^ fiww :33 his OwO eaws with xDD such :33 dissentious rumours. ->_< Because UwU I ;;w;; cannyot flatter ÚwÚ and wook faiw, -Smile uWu in men's uWu faces, ÚwÚ smooth, >_> deceive, ÚwÚ and :33 cog, -Duck with OwO Fwench uWu nyods ÚwÚ and ^.^ apish couwtesy, -UwU I ^w^ must be hewd :3 a >_< wancowous enemy. -UwU Cannyot :3 a uWu pwain x3 man ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and think nyo x3 hawm -OwO But OwO thus :33 his :33 simpwe uWu twuth ^w^ must be UwU abus'd -With siwken, sly, >_< insinyuating ^-^ Jacks? ->_< GWEY. ;;w;; To who uWu in aww ÚwÚ this x3 pwesence xDD speaks x3 youw Gwace? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ thee, :3 that x3 hast nor honesty nor grace. -x3 When uWu have UwU I >w< injuw'd thee? when donye uWu thee wwong, -:33 Ow ÚwÚ thee, ow ÚwÚ thee, ow xDD any of x3 youw :3 faction? -^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon xDD you :33 aww! ÚwÚ His royal ;;w;; Gwace- -;;w;; Whom ^w^ God pwesewve xDD bettew than xDD you ^.^ wouwd UwU wish!- -UwU Cannyot be :33 quiet searce :3 a :33 bweathing OwO whiwe -OwO But xDD you ^w^ must >_> twoubwe ^.^ him with x3 wewd ^-^ compwaints. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ Bwothew of :33 Gwoucestew, xDD you ÚwÚ mistake x3 the -:3 mattew. -uWu The OwO King, on :33 his UwU own royal uWu disposition -xDD And nyot ^.^ pwovok'd ^.^ by xDD any suitor OwO ewse- -^-^ Aiming, >w< bewike, uWu at x3 youw intewiow >_< hatwed -:33 That uWu in x3 youw :33 outwawd uWu action >_< shows itsewf -^w^ Against x3 my chiwdwen, OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and myself- -:3 Makes ^.^ him to >_> send :3 that ^.^ he OwO may :3 weawn x3 the :33 gwound. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; x3 the wowwd >_> is grown UwU so :33 bad -:33 That wwens >_< make prey :3 whewe ^w^ eagwes dawe nyot OwO pewch. -Since every x3 Jack ÚwÚ became :3 a gentweman, ->_> Thewe's UwU many :3 a ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ pewson UwU made :3 a >w< Jack. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw meanying, -ÚwÚ bwothew Gwoucestew: ->_> You :3 envy x3 my advancement ÚwÚ and x3 my friends'; -^w^ God gwant ^.^ we >_< nyevew OwO may uWu have >_< nyeed of you! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Meantime, ^w^ God :33 gwants :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< nyeed of OwO you. -Our ÚwÚ bwothew >_> is impwison'd ^.^ by x3 youw >_< means, -xDD Mysewf uWu disgwac'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> nyobiwity -Hewd uWu in >_> contempt; OwO whiwe great promotions -^w^ Awe x3 daiwy UwU given to ennyobwe UwU those -:33 That scawce x3 some >w< two OwO days xDD since :3 wewe ^.^ wowth :3 a noble. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ By xDD Him :3 that >_> wais'd ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this careful -height -Fwom :3 that UwU contented ÚwÚ hap which UwU I >_> enjoy'd, -UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did >w< incense :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -^w^ Against x3 the >w< Duke of >w< Cwawence, >_> but uWu have :33 been -^-^ An xDD eawnyest advocate to pwead fow ^.^ him. -OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me >_> shamefuw ^-^ injuwy -;;w;; Fawsewy to dwaw ;;w;; me uWu in these ^-^ viwe uWu suspects. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> You OwO may UwU deny :3 that xDD you :3 wewe nyot x3 the >_> mean -Of x3 my Lord OwO Hastings' wate UwU impwisonment. -^.^ WIVEWS. :33 She may, x3 my wowd; fow- -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 She may, Lord Rivers? Why, who xDD knyows -nyot so? -:33 She OwO may UwU do >_> mowe, ^w^ siw, than :33 denying :33 that: -:33 She OwO may OwO hewp xDD you to UwU many >w< faiw pwefewments -xDD And xDD then UwU deny her :3 aiding uWu hand >_< thewein, -xDD And uWu way UwU those honyouws on x3 youw xDD high desert. ->_> What OwO may ^.^ she ^w^ nyot? :33 She >_< may-ay, marry, OwO may she- -^.^ WIVEWS. What, marry, OwO may >_< she? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, marry, OwO may >_< she? Marry with :3 a OwO king, -^-^ A ^.^ bachewow, ÚwÚ and :3 a handsome ^w^ stwipwing UwU too. -x3 Iwis x3 youw :3 gwandam xDD had :3 a >_> wowsew match. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, UwU I uWu have ^w^ too ^-^ wong -:3 bownye -uWu Youw >w< bwunt upbwaidings ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU bittew :3 scoffs. -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww >w< acquaint :33 his ;;w;; Majesty -Of UwU those gwoss uWu taunts :3 that ;;w;; oft UwU I uWu have endur'd. -UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a countwy :3 sewvant-maid -Than :3 a great >_< queen with ÚwÚ this :33 condition- -;;w;; To be UwU so :33 baited, ^w^ scown'd, ÚwÚ and stowmed at. - -Entew ;;w;; owd >w< QUEEN >_> MAWGAWET, x3 behind - ->w< Smaww joy uWu have UwU I uWu in ^.^ being Engwand's ÚwÚ Queen. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And less'ned be :3 that >w< smaww, :33 God, UwU I -:33 beseech xDD Him! -x3 Thy honyouw, state, ÚwÚ and >w< seat, >_> is >_< due to x3 me. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What! UwU Thweat xDD you ;;w;; me with :3 tewwing of x3 the ->_> King? -Teww ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe not. Wook >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said -UwU I xDD wiww avouch't uWu in x3 pwesence of x3 the ;;w;; King. -UwU I dawe adventuwe to be sent to x3 th' Tow'r. -'Tis time to >_< speak-my ^w^ pains OwO awe quite :3 fowgot. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Out, devil! UwU I UwU do remember them to -well: -^.^ Thou >_< kiww'dst x3 my :33 husband Henwy uWu in x3 the Towew, -xDD And Edwawd, x3 my poor x3 son, uWu at :3 Tewksbuwy. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ere xDD you :3 wewe queen, :33 ay, ow x3 youw :33 husband -OwO King, -UwU I UwU was :3 a OwO pack-howse uWu in :33 his great ^-^ affaiws, -^-^ A weedew-out of :33 his OwO pwoud advewsawies, -^-^ A xDD wibewaw ^-^ wewawdew of :33 his >_< fwiends; -;;w;; To ÚwÚ woyawize :33 his :3 bwood UwU I xDD spent >_< minye own. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Ay, ÚwÚ and much xDD bettew :3 bwood than :33 his ow -ÚwÚ thinye. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ In aww which time xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 husband Grey -^.^ Wewe uWu factious fow x3 the ;;w;; house of ^-^ Wancastew; -^.^ And, Rivers, UwU so :3 wewe OwO you. Was nyot x3 youw :33 husband -^w^ In Mawgawet's ÚwÚ battwe uWu at Saint Awbans slain? -Let ;;w;; me put uWu in x3 youw x3 minds, >_> if xDD you >w< fowget, ->_> What xDD you uWu have :33 been ere uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD you >_< awe; -Withaw, >_> what UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I am. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^-^ A OwO muwd'wous villain, ÚwÚ and UwU so still xDD thou art. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Poow >_> Cwawence uWu did ^w^ fowsake :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, Wawwick, -Ay, ÚwÚ and fowswowe ;;w;; himsewf-which >_< Jesu pawdon!- ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_< Which ^w^ God wevenge! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; To >w< fight on >_< Edwawd's party fow x3 the >_< cwown; -xDD And fow :33 his ÚwÚ meed, poor uWu wowd, ^.^ he >_> is x3 mewed :33 up. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe OwO fwint ^.^ wike :3 Edwawd's, -:33 Ow >_< Edwawd's soft ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitifuw ^.^ wike ^w^ minye. -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too childish-foolish fow ÚwÚ this wowwd. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Hie uWu thee to heww fow ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and OwO weave ÚwÚ this -^w^ wowwd, -^.^ Thou UwU cacodemon; there >w< thy ^w^ kingdom >w< is. -^.^ WIVEWS. OwO My Lord of :33 Gwoucestew, uWu in UwU those >w< busy OwO days ->_< Which OwO hewe xDD you urge to ^-^ pwuv >_> us UwU enyemies, -We follow'd xDD then UwU ouw uWu wowd, UwU ouw suvweign king. -^w^ So >_> shouwd ^.^ we UwU you, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd be UwU ouw king. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd OwO be! UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a pedwaw. ->_< Faw be >w< it from x3 my uWu heawt, x3 the xDD thought uWu theweof! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe joy, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as xDD you ^.^ suppose ->_> You >_> shouwd ^.^ enjoy :3 wewe xDD you ÚwÚ this >_> countwy's OwO king, -;;w;; As xDD wittwe joy xDD you OwO may ^.^ suppose uWu in ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I UwU enjoy, ^.^ being x3 the xDD Queen >_> theweof. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe joy x3 enjoys x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ theweof; -For UwU I ^w^ am uWu she, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awtogethew >w< joywess. -UwU I ^.^ can nyo longer howd ;;w;; me uWu patient. x3 [Advancing] ->w< Heaw uWu me, xDD you :3 wwangwing pirates, :3 that faww x3 out -^w^ In x3 shawing :3 that which xDD you uWu have :3 piww'd from x3 me. ->_< Which of xDD you trembles nyot :3 that :33 wooks on me? -;;w;; If nyot :3 that, UwU I ^w^ am :3 Queen, xDD you bow ^.^ wike xDD subjects, -ÚwÚ Yet :3 that, ^.^ by xDD you >w< depos'd, xDD you quake ^.^ wike webews? -xDD Ah, ^-^ gentwe villain, UwU do nyot turn away! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Foul wwinkwed >_< witch, >_> what xDD mak'st xDD thou uWu in x3 my -sight? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO But repetition of >_> what xDD thou x3 hast x3 maww'd, -:33 That xDD wiww UwU I >_< make >w< befowe UwU I wet uWu thee ÚwÚ go. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Wewt xDD thou nyot banished on :33 pain of UwU death? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I OwO was; >_> but UwU I UwU do find ^.^ mowe :33 pain uWu in -UwU banyishment -Than :33 death ^.^ can yield ;;w;; me OwO hewe ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ abode. -^-^ A :33 husband ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< son xDD thou :33 ow'st to OwO me; -xDD And xDD thou :3 a >_< kingdom; aww of xDD you ^w^ awwegiance. -This sorrow :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ by >w< wight >_> is OwO youws; -xDD And aww x3 the >_< pweasuwes xDD you usuwp OwO awe ^w^ minye. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu The UwU cuwse x3 my x3 nyobwe >w< fathew laid on ÚwÚ thee, -x3 When xDD thou :33 didst >_< cwown :33 his warlike ^w^ bwows with paper -xDD And with >w< thy scorns dwew'st rivers from :33 his ^w^ eyes, -xDD And xDD then to xDD dwy them >w< gav'st x3 the >w< Duke :3 a cwout -ÚwÚ Steep'd uWu in x3 the fauwtwess :3 bwood of OwO pwetty UwU Wutwand- -ÚwÚ His cuwses xDD then from uWu bittewnyess of :3 souw -UwU Denyounc'd OwO against uWu thee OwO awe aww fall'n ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee; -xDD And :33 God, nyot :33 we, hath pwagu'd >w< thy bwoody UwU deed. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ So >w< just >_> is ^w^ God to >w< wight x3 the innocent. ->_> HASTINGS. >_< O, uWu 'twas x3 the >w< fouwest ^.^ deed to slay :3 that ^w^ babe, -xDD And x3 the UwU most merciless :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU was heard :33 of! -^.^ WIVEWS. Tywants x3 themsewves :33 wept when >w< it UwU was ^.^ wepowted. -OwO DOWSET. No x3 man >_> but ^.^ pwophesied xDD wevenge fow :3 it. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyowthumbewwand, xDD then ÚwÚ pwesent, :33 wept to >_> see :3 it. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. What, :3 wewe xDD you snyawwing aww >w< befowe UwU I came, -Weady to catch >_< each othew ^.^ by x3 the throat, -xDD And turn xDD you aww x3 youw >_< hatwed nyow on me? -Did >w< Yowk's xDD dwead UwU cuwse :3 pwevaiw UwU so much with heaven -:33 That >_> Henwy's UwU death, x3 my lovely >_< Edwawd's UwU death, -^-^ Theiw kingdom's woss, x3 my ^.^ woefuw banishment, -Should aww >_> but answew fow :3 that >_> peevish bwat? -UwU Can cuwses xDD piewce x3 the :33 cwouds ÚwÚ and enter UwU heaven? -Why >w< then, UwU give :3 way, dull >_> cwouds, to x3 my ^w^ quick curses! -;;w;; Though nyot ^.^ by waw, ^.^ by suwfeit ^-^ die x3 youw OwO king, -;;w;; As ouws ^.^ by muwdew, to >_< make ^.^ him :3 a x3 king! -Edward >w< thy x3 son, :3 that nyow >_> is Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, -For Edward UwU ouw x3 son, :3 that UwU was Prince of ÚwÚ Wawes, -:33 Die uWu in :33 his :33 youth ^.^ by ^.^ wike untimely UwU viowence! -^.^ Thysewf :3 a queen, fow ;;w;; me :3 that UwU was :3 a queen, -Outwive >w< thy xDD gwowy, ^.^ wike x3 my wwetched >_> sewf! -OwO Wong :33 mayest xDD thou ^w^ wive to waiw >w< thy chiwdwen's UwU death, -xDD And >_> see another, >_< as UwU I >_> see uWu thee now, -Deck'd uWu in >w< thy :3 wights, >_< as xDD thou awt stall'd uWu in mine! -OwO Wong ^-^ die >w< thy ^w^ happy OwO days >w< befowe >w< thy ÚwÚ death; -^.^ And, ÚwÚ aftew UwU many >w< wength'nyed >_> houws of gwief, -:33 Die :3 nyeithew :33 mothew, :3 wife, nor Engwand's ^w^ Queen! -x3 Wivews ÚwÚ and x3 Dowset, xDD you :3 wewe standews UwU by, -xDD And UwU so >w< wast UwU thou, Lord >w< Hastings, when x3 my >_< son -Was stabb'd with bwoody :33 daggews. :33 God, UwU I pray :3 him, -:33 That >_< nyonye of xDD you OwO may ^w^ wive :33 his natural age, -OwO But ^.^ by x3 some unwook'd :33 accident :3 cut off! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Have donye >w< thy x3 chawm, xDD thou hateful :33 withew'd ->_< hag. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And OwO weave x3 out thee? Stay, dog, fow xDD thou -shalt hear x3 me. -;;w;; If heaven uWu have xDD any ;;w;; gwievous pwague uWu in OwO stowe -;;w;; Exceeding UwU those :3 that UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ->_< O, wet them >_< keep >w< it >w< tiww >w< thy :3 sins be xDD wipe, -xDD And xDD then >_< huww down uWu theiw >_< indignyation -On ÚwÚ thee, x3 the >_> twoubwew of x3 the poor OwO wowwd's peace! -uWu The :33 wowm of >_> conscience still :33 be-gnyaw >w< thy souw! -x3 Thy ^w^ fwiends >_> suspect fow traitors OwO whiwe xDD thou ÚwÚ wiv'st, -xDD And OwO take >_> deep traitors fow >w< thy deawest ÚwÚ fwiends! -No :33 sweep ^-^ cwose x3 up :3 that deadwy ^w^ eye of xDD thinye, -OwO Unwess >w< it be OwO whiwe x3 some >_< towmenting dweam -x3 Affwights uWu thee with :3 a heww of ugwy deviws! -^.^ Thou ewvish-mawk'd, uWu abowtive, wooting ^-^ hog, -^.^ Thou :3 that >w< wast OwO seaw'd uWu in >w< thy :3 nyativity -uWu The ;;w;; swave of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< son of >_> heww, -^.^ Thou ^-^ swandew of >w< thy x3 heavy ;;w;; mothew's womb, -^.^ Thou >_< woathed x3 issue of >w< thy father's >_< woins, -^.^ Thou rag of honyouw, xDD thou >_< detested- -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Mawgawet! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Richard! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Ha? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I caww uWu thee not. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I cwy uWu thee xDD mewcy >w< then, fow UwU I uWu did think -:33 That xDD thou >w< hadst ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me aww these UwU bittew ^w^ nyames. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Why, UwU so UwU I ^-^ did, >_> but >_> wook'd fow nyo wepwy. ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_< make x3 the pewiod to x3 my ^.^ cuwse! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. 'Tis donye ^.^ by uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu ends in-Mawgawet. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ Thus uWu have xDD you >w< bweath'd x3 youw UwU cuwse -OwO against OwO youwsewf. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO Poow painted queen, :33 vain :33 fwouwish of x3 my -fortune! -Why strew'st xDD thou ^-^ sugaw on :3 that >_> bottwed spidew ->_< Whose deadwy uWu web ensnyaweth uWu thee x3 about? -Fool, foow! xDD thou :33 whet'st :3 a knyife to OwO kiww thysewf. -uWu The day xDD wiww come :3 that xDD thou shalt ÚwÚ wish fow ;;w;; me -;;w;; To OwO hewp uWu thee UwU cuwse ÚwÚ this OwO poisonyous >_> bunch-back'd :33 toad. ->_> HASTINGS. x3 Fawse-boding ^w^ woman, >w< end >w< thy frantic cuwse, -Lest to >w< thy x3 hawm xDD thou move UwU ouw OwO patience. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Foul ^-^ shame ;;w;; upon you! xDD you uWu have aww -x3 mov'd ^w^ minye. -^.^ WIVEWS. ^.^ Wewe xDD you weww sewv'd, xDD you ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ taught x3 youw -duty. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ;;w;; To serve ;;w;; me weww xDD you aww >_> shouwd UwU do ;;w;; me ->_< duty, -:3 Teach ;;w;; me to be x3 youw >_< queen ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 my xDD subjects. ->_< O, serve ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and >_< teach youwsewves :3 that duty! -OwO DOWSET. >_> Dispute nyot with >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is >_> wunyatic. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. uWu Peace, >_< Mastew Marquis, xDD you OwO awe uWu mawapewt; -uWu Youw fire-new stamp of honour >_> is scawce cuwwent. ->_< O, :3 that x3 youw xDD young >_> nyobiwity couwd OwO judge ->_> What >w< 'twewe to wose >w< it ÚwÚ and be OwO misewabwe! -^-^ They :3 that stand xDD high uWu have UwU many ÚwÚ bwasts to ;;w;; shake ÚwÚ them, -xDD And >_> if ;;w;; they faww ;;w;; they ÚwÚ dash x3 themsewves to x3 pieces. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Good counsew, marry; :3 weawn :33 it, :3 weawn :33 it, >_> Mawquis. -OwO DOWSET. ^.^ It >_> touches UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as much >_< as x3 me. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, ÚwÚ and much mowe; >_> but UwU I UwU was bown UwU so UwU high, -Our OwO aewy buildeth uWu in x3 the OwO cedaw's ÚwÚ top, -xDD And dallies with x3 the ;;w;; wind, ÚwÚ and scorns x3 the OwO sun. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. xDD And tuwns x3 the sun to shade-alas! ^.^ awas! -Witness x3 my x3 son, nyow uWu in x3 the shade of UwU death, ->_< Whose uWu bwight x3 out-shinying beams >w< thy cwoudy >_> wwath ->_< Hath uWu in xDD etewnyaw >w< dawknyess UwU fowded :33 up. -uWu Youw OwO aewy buildeth uWu in UwU ouw :33 aewy's xDD nyest. -x3 O ^w^ God :3 that seest :33 it, UwU do nyot suffew uWu it; -;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ^.^ won with bwood, wost be >w< it so! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, fow UwU shame, >_> if nyot fow xDD chawity! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. Uwge :3 nyeithew xDD chawity nor ^-^ shame to x3 me. -^-^ Unchawitabwy with ;;w;; me uWu have xDD you xDD deawt, -xDD And ÚwÚ shamefuwwy x3 my hopes ^.^ by xDD you OwO awe butcher'd. -OwO My xDD chawity >_> is outrage, >w< wife x3 my OwO shame; -xDD And uWu in :3 that ^-^ shame still ^w^ wive x3 my ^.^ sowwow's rage! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Have :33 donye, uWu have ^-^ donye. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 O princely ;;w;; Buckingham, I'll :3 kiss >w< thy -uWu hand -^w^ In xDD sign of :33 weague ÚwÚ and >_< amity with thee. -Now >w< faiw befaww uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 nyobwe house! -x3 Thy xDD gawments OwO awe nyot ^-^ spotted with UwU ouw bwood, -x3 Nyow xDD thou within x3 the compass of x3 my cuwse. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. x3 Nyow nyo one ^.^ hewe; fow cuwses >_< nyevew pass -uWu The lips of UwU those :3 that ;;w;; bweathe them uWu in x3 the air. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I xDD wiww nyot think >_> but ;;w;; they >_> ascend x3 the sky -xDD And there awake >_> God's :33 gentwe-sweeping peace. -x3 O ;;w;; Buckingham, OwO take :3 heed of yonder dog! -Wook when ^.^ he xDD fawns, ^.^ he xDD bites; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 bites, -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; venyom ^.^ tooth xDD wiww ^-^ wankwe to x3 the :3 death: -:3 Have nyot to UwU do with :3 him, UwU bewawe of him; -Sin, UwU death, ÚwÚ and >_> heww, uWu have uWu set uWu theiw >w< mawks on :3 him, -xDD And aww uWu theiw ministers >_< attend on ^.^ him. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> What xDD doth ^.^ she say, x3 my Lord of Buckingham? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Nyothing :3 that UwU I wespect, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. What, dost xDD thou ^w^ scown ;;w;; me fow x3 my ^-^ gentwe -counsew, -xDD And x3 soothe x3 the ^.^ deviw :3 that UwU I x3 wawn uWu thee from? ->_< O, >_> but remember ÚwÚ this anyothew ^-^ day, -x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww ^-^ spwit >w< thy xDD vewy >_< heawt with >_> sowwow, -xDD And >_> say poor Margaret UwU was :3 a prophetess! -Wive >_< each of xDD you x3 the subjects to :33 his hate, -xDD And ^.^ he to >_< youws, ÚwÚ and aww of xDD you to xDD God's! uWu Exit -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_< haiw xDD doth stand >w< an >w< end to hear her curses. -^.^ WIVEWS. xDD And UwU so xDD doth ^w^ minye. UwU I >_< muse >w< why ^w^ she's uWu at OwO wibewty. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame >w< hew; ^.^ by >_> God's >w< howy uWu Mothew, -:33 She hath xDD had ^w^ too much >_> wwong; ÚwÚ and UwU I wepent -OwO My ÚwÚ pawt thereof :3 that UwU I uWu have donye to her. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did her xDD any to x3 my knowledge. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you uWu have aww x3 the ;;w;; vantage of her wrong. -UwU I UwU was ^w^ too :3 hot to UwU do ^w^ somebody ÚwÚ good -:33 That >_> is ^w^ too UwU cowd uWu in uWu thinking of >w< it now. -OwO Mawwy, >_< as fow >w< Cwawence, ^.^ he >_> is weww wepaid; ->w< He >_> is frank'd x3 up to ^.^ fatting fow :33 his pains; -^w^ God UwU pawdon them :3 that OwO awe x3 the cause uWu theweof! -^.^ WIVEWS. ^-^ A virtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a Christian-like conclusion, -;;w;; To pray fow them :3 that uWu have donye ÚwÚ scathe to ÚwÚ us! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So UwU do UwU I OwO evew- :3 [Aside] ^.^ being weww :33 advis'd; -For xDD had UwU I curs'd now, UwU I xDD had curs'd :3 mysewf. - -Entew CATESBY - -UwU CATESBY. uWu Madam, :33 his ;;w;; Majesty xDD doth ^.^ can fow UwU you, -xDD And fow x3 youw >_> Gwace, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my >_> gwacious lords. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 Catesby, UwU I x3 come. ;;w;; Wowds, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go -with me? -^.^ WIVEWS. We wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU do x3 the wwong, ÚwÚ and xDD fiwst x3 begin to brawl. -uWu The secret >w< mischiefs :3 that UwU I uWu set abroach -UwU I uWu way >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; gwievous :3 chawge of ÚwÚ othews. ->w< Cwawence, who UwU I ÚwÚ indeed uWu have ;;w;; cast uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, -UwU I UwU do ;;w;; beweep to UwU many :33 simpwe guwws; -uWu Nyamewy, to :3 Dewby, >w< Hastings, uWu Buckingham; -xDD And tell them UwU 'tis x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ and her >_> awwies -:33 That stir x3 the ^w^ King OwO against x3 the >w< Duke x3 my ^-^ bwothew. -Now ;;w;; they ^-^ bewieve :33 it, ÚwÚ and withal ^w^ whet ;;w;; me -;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on Rivers, x3 Dowset, Grey; -OwO But xDD then UwU I x3 sigh x3 and, with :3 a ^.^ piece of >_< Scwiptuwe, -Teww them :3 that ^w^ God UwU bids >_> us UwU do ÚwÚ good fow evil. -xDD And OwO thus UwU I UwU cwothe x3 my nyaked xDD viwwainy -With >w< odd ;;w;; owd uWu ends :3 stow'n fowth of >w< howy ;;w;; wwit, -xDD And xDD seem :3 a ^.^ saint when UwU most UwU I :33 pway x3 the deviw. - -Entew >w< two :33 MUWDEWEWS - -But, OwO soft, OwO hewe come x3 my executioners. -How now, x3 my ^-^ hawdy :33 stout resolved OwO mates! -^w^ Awe xDD you nyow x3 going to dispatch ÚwÚ this ;;w;; thing? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. We awe, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and come to uWu have x3 the -warrant, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may be admitted :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Weww xDD thought xDD upon; UwU I uWu have >w< it OwO hewe about x3 me. -xDD [Gives x3 the warrant] -x3 When xDD you uWu have :33 donye, repair to >_< Cwosby Place. -But, sirs, be ^.^ sudden uWu in x3 the execution, -Withaw UwU obduwate, UwU do nyot hear ^.^ him uWu pwead; -For >_> Cwawence >_> is well-spoken, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps -^-^ May move x3 youw heawts to pity, >_> if xDD you mark ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Tut, ^w^ tut, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot stand to -x3 pwate; -Talkers OwO awe nyo ÚwÚ good ^-^ doews. ^w^ Be x3 assuw'd -We OwO go to use UwU ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyot UwU ouw tongues. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. uWu Youw eyes >_< dwop miwwstonyes when UwU foows' eyes faww ->w< teaws. -UwU I ^.^ wike UwU you, wads; about x3 youw business >_< stwaight; -^w^ Go, x3 go, dispatch. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. We :33 wiww, x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew - -Entew >_> CWAWENCE ÚwÚ and >_> KEEPEW - -OwO KEEPEW. Why :33 wooks x3 youw Gwace UwU so >_> heaviwy >w< to-day? -CLARENCE. >_< O, UwU I uWu have :33 pass'd :3 a >w< misewabwe night, -^w^ So full of x3 feawfuw ^-^ dweams, of ugwy >_> sights, -^.^ That, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a Christian faithfuw ^w^ man, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot spend anyothew xDD such :3 a >w< nyight -;;w;; Though >w< 'twewe to UwU buy :3 a wowwd of ^w^ happy days- -^w^ So full of ÚwÚ dismaw tewwow UwU was x3 the xDD time! -OwO KEEPEW. >_> What UwU was x3 youw x3 dweam, x3 my xDD wowd? UwU I pray xDD you -tell x3 me. -CLARENCE. OwO Methoughts :3 that UwU I xDD had xDD bwoken from x3 the ^-^ Towew -xDD And UwU was embawk'd to OwO cwoss to >_> Buwgundy; -xDD And uWu in x3 my >_< company x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, -Who from x3 my UwU cabin tempted ;;w;; me to UwU wawk ->_> Upon x3 the ^.^ hatches. ^w^ Thence ^.^ we >_> wook'd toward England, -xDD And cited x3 up :3 a thousand x3 heavy xDD times, -^w^ Duwing x3 the UwU waws of York ÚwÚ and Lancaster, -:33 That xDD had befall'n >_> us. ;;w;; As ^.^ we >w< pac'd :3 awong ->_> Upon x3 the ^-^ giddy footing of x3 the :33 hatches, -:33 Methought :3 that uWu Gwoucestew ;;w;; stumbwed, ÚwÚ and uWu in falling ->w< Stwuck uWu me, :3 that xDD thought to xDD stay :3 him, uvwboawd -^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ tumbwing billows of x3 the >_> main. -x3 O Wowd, >_> methought >_> what :33 pain >w< it UwU was to x3 dwown, ->_> What :3 dweadfuw noise of watews uWu in x3 my ;;w;; eaws, ->_> What uWu sights of ugwy :33 death within x3 my xDD eyes! -OwO Methoughts UwU I saw :3 a thousand x3 feawfuw wwecks, -^-^ A thousand ;;w;; men :3 that fishes gnyaw'd upon, -Wedges of ^.^ gowd, great anchows, OwO heaps of >_> peaww, -Inestimable ^w^ stonyes, unvawued jewews, -All scatt'wed uWu in x3 the :3 bottom of x3 the sea; -;;w;; Some uWu way uWu in >_< dead men's skulls, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the holes -Whewe eyes uWu did >_> once ;;w;; inhabit there :3 wewe UwU cwept, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe uWu in ^w^ scown of ^w^ eyes, wefwecting ^w^ gems, -:33 That woo'd x3 the xDD swimy :3 bottom of x3 the >_> deep -xDD And mock'd x3 the >_< dead bones :3 that uWu way scatt'wed by. -OwO KEEPEW. xDD Had xDD you xDD such leisure uWu in x3 the time of :33 death -;;w;; To ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; upon these ^w^ secwets of x3 the deep? -CLARENCE. :33 Methought UwU I uWu had; ÚwÚ and often uWu did UwU I strive -;;w;; To yield x3 the ;;w;; ghost, >_> but still x3 the envious flood -Stopp'd uWu in x3 my :3 souw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot wet >w< it fowth -;;w;; To find x3 the uWu empty, :3 vast, ÚwÚ and >w< wand'wing air; -OwO But smother'd >w< it within x3 my ;;w;; panting OwO buwk, -Who almost burst to :3 bewch >w< it uWu in x3 the :33 sea. -OwO KEEPEW. ÚwÚ Awak'd xDD you nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ sowe UwU agony? -CLARENCE. :3 Nyo, no, x3 my dweam UwU was wengthen'd ÚwÚ aftew life. ->_< O, xDD then began x3 the UwU tempest to x3 my souw! -UwU I ^-^ pass'd, x3 methought, x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy flood -With :3 that :3 souw fewwyman which ^-^ poets >w< wwite :33 of, -uWu Unto x3 the ^w^ kingdom of pewpetuaw OwO nyight. -uWu The xDD fiwst :3 that there uWu did x3 gweet x3 my stwangew :3 souw -Was x3 my great ÚwÚ fathew-in-waw, uWu wenyownyed Wawwick, -Who x3 spake >_< awoud x3 'What scourge fow ^w^ pewjuwy -UwU Can ÚwÚ this dark monyawchy UwU affowd UwU fawse Clarence?' -xDD And UwU so ^.^ he xDD vanyish'd. UwU Then ^-^ came >w< wand'wing ^.^ by -^-^ A :3 shadow ^.^ wike >w< an ^-^ angew, with uWu bwight >_< haiw -Dabbwed uWu in bwood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shriek'd x3 out >_< awoud -'Clarence >_> is come-false, fleeting, >w< pewjuw'd >w< Cwawence, -:33 That stabb'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the field ^.^ by :3 Tewksbuwy. ->_> Seize on :3 him, Furies, OwO take ^.^ him >w< unto UwU towment!' -With :3 that, >w< methoughts, :3 a wegion of fouw >w< fiends -Environ'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ howwed uWu in >_< minye OwO eaws ->w< Such ^-^ hideous x3 cwies :3 that, with x3 the xDD vewy noise, -UwU I uWu twembwing wak'd, ÚwÚ and fow :3 a >_< season ÚwÚ aftew -Could nyot ^-^ bewieve >_> but :3 that UwU I UwU was uWu in >_> heww, ->w< Such tewwibwe x3 impwession UwU made x3 my UwU dweam. -OwO KEEPEW. No marvel, uWu wowd, ^w^ though >w< it affwighted uWu you; -UwU I ^w^ am afraid, UwU methinks, to hear xDD you tell :3 it. -CLARENCE. xDD Ah, Keepew, Keepew, UwU I uWu have donye these ^.^ things -:33 That nyow UwU give >_> evidence OwO against x3 my :3 souw -For >_< Edwawd's ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and >_> see >w< how ^.^ he requites me! -x3 O uWu God! ;;w;; If x3 my >_> deep >_< pwayews ;;w;; cannyot appease x3 Thee, -OwO But ^.^ Thou wiwt be >_< aveng'd on x3 my misdeeds, -ÚwÚ Yet :33 execute x3 Thy >_> wwath uWu in ;;w;; me ^.^ awonye; ->_< O, ^-^ spawe x3 my ;;w;; guiwtwess >w< wife ÚwÚ and x3 my poor ;;w;; chiwdwen! -;;w;; KEEPEW, UwU I :33 pwithee sit ^.^ by ;;w;; me awhile; -OwO My :3 souw >_> is >_< heavy, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> fain ^.^ wouwd OwO sweep. -OwO KEEPEW. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. ^w^ God UwU give x3 youw Gwace ÚwÚ good rest. ->w< [CWAWENCE sweeps] - -Entew ^-^ BWAKENBUWY x3 the Wieutenyant - -xDD BWAKENBUWY. OwO Sowwow >_< bweaks seasons ÚwÚ and x3 weposing houws, -:3 Makes x3 the >w< nyight mownying ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU nyoontide OwO nyight. -Princes uWu have >_> but uWu theiw titles fow uWu theiw OwO gwowies, -^-^ An :33 outwawd honour fow >w< an inward UwU toiw; -xDD And fow x3 unfewt imaginyations -^-^ They often x3 feew :3 a wowwd of restless cawes, -^w^ So :3 that ^-^ between uWu theiw uWu tides ÚwÚ and wow xDD nyame ->_> Thewe's >_< nyothing OwO diffews >_> but x3 the :33 outwawd ^w^ fame. - -Entew x3 the >w< two :33 MUWDEWEWS - -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ho! OwO who's hewe? -xDD BWAKENBUWY. >_> What wouldst UwU thou, fewwow, ÚwÚ and >w< how xDD cam'st -xDD thou uWu hithew? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd speak with >w< Cwawence, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ came -ÚwÚ hithew on x3 my wegs. -xDD BWAKENBUWY. What, UwU so x3 bwief? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. 'Tis better, ^w^ siw, than to be UwU tedious. Let -^.^ him >_> see UwU ouw OwO commission ÚwÚ and tawk nyo more. -UwU [BWAKENBUWY weads :33 it] -xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I am, uWu in uWu this, :3 commanded to ÚwÚ dewivew -uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Duke of >_> Cwawence to x3 youw ^w^ hands. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot reason >_> what >_> is meant uWu heweby, ->_< Because UwU I xDD wiww be ;;w;; guiwtwess from x3 the meanying. ->_> Thewe wies x3 the >w< Duke x3 asweep; ÚwÚ and there x3 the xDD keys. -I'll to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and :33 signyify to ^.^ him -:33 That OwO thus UwU I uWu have resign'd to xDD you x3 my chawge. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> You may, siw; UwU 'tis :3 a :33 point of wisdom. >w< Fawe -xDD you well. Exeunt ^-^ BWAKENBUWY ÚwÚ and >_> KEEPEW -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. What, UwU shaww UwU I x3 stab ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he sleeps? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. No; he'ww >_> say uWu 'twas donye cowardly, when -^.^ he wakes. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Why, ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew wake ÚwÚ untiw x3 the great -UwU judgment-day. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Why, xDD then he'ww >_> say ^.^ we stabb'd ^.^ him -:3 sweeping. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. uWu The ÚwÚ uwging of :3 that ;;w;; wowd ^w^ judgment hath -bwed :3 a uWu kind of ^-^ wemowse uWu in x3 me. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. What, awt xDD thou afraid? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Nyot to OwO kiww :3 him, xDD having :3 a >_< wawwant; >_> but to -be damn'd fow UwU kiwwing :3 him, from x3 the which nyo :33 wawwant ^.^ can -;;w;; defend x3 me. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I xDD thought xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been wesowute. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So UwU I am, to wet ^.^ him wive. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. I'll back to x3 the >w< Duke of uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and -tell ^.^ him :3 so. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, xDD stay :3 a ^.^ wittwe. UwU I UwU hope ÚwÚ this -passionyate humouw of >_< minye xDD wiww uWu change; >w< it UwU was UwU wont to -howd ;;w;; me >_> but OwO whiwe one uWu tewws ÚwÚ twenty. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. How dost xDD thou x3 feew >w< thysewf ^.^ nyow? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Faith, x3 some xDD cewtain UwU dwegs of >_> conscience -OwO awe yet within x3 me. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Wemembew UwU ouw :3 wewawd, when x3 the xDD deed's -^-^ donye. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Zounds, ^.^ he :33 dies; UwU I xDD had fowgot x3 the ÚwÚ wewawd. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. :3 Whewe's >w< thy >_> conscience ^.^ nyow? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_< O, uWu in x3 the >w< Duke of :3 Gwoucestew's >_> puwse! -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 When ^.^ he :33 opens :33 his >_< puwse to UwU give >_> us UwU ouw -:3 wewawd, >w< thy >_> conscience fwies OwO out. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. 'Tis nyo mattew; wet >w< it go; there's x3 few ow ->_< nyonye xDD wiww entertain :3 it. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> What >_> if >w< it come to uWu thee ^w^ again? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. I'll nyot UwU meddwe with x3 it-it x3 makes :3 a x3 man -cowawd: :3 a x3 man ;;w;; cannyot steal, >_> but >w< it accuseth him; :3 a x3 man -;;w;; cannyot x3 sweaw, >_> but >w< it ÚwÚ checks him; :3 a x3 man ;;w;; cannyot >_< wie with :33 his -OwO nyeighbouw's :3 wife, >_> but >w< it :3 detects ^.^ him. 'Tis :3 a ;;w;; bwushing uWu shame- -fac'd ^w^ spiwit :3 that mutinies uWu in :3 a :33 man's x3 bosom; >w< it ^.^ fiwws :3 a x3 man -full of >_< obstacwes: >w< it UwU made ;;w;; me >_> once restore :3 a >_< puwse of gowd -x3 that-by chance UwU I uWu found. ^.^ It x3 beggaws xDD any x3 man :3 that keeps :3 it. -^.^ It >_> is >_> tuwn'd x3 out of UwU towns ÚwÚ and ^w^ cities fow :3 a uWu dangewous >_> thing; -ÚwÚ and every x3 man :3 that means to ^w^ wive weww endeavouws to :33 twust -to >_< himsewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive ^-^ without :3 it. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Zounds, UwU 'tis even nyow uWu at x3 my elbow, -ÚwÚ pewsuading ;;w;; me nyot to OwO kiww x3 the uWu Duke. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Take x3 the ^.^ deviw uWu in >w< thy ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve -^.^ him x3 nyot; ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ insinyuate with uWu thee >_> but to >_< make x3 the ->w< sigh. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I ^w^ am >_> stwong-fwam'd; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot :3 pwevaiw with -x3 me. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. OwO Spoke ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; taww x3 man :3 that UwU wespects >w< thy -weputation. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we faww to wowk? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Take ^.^ him on x3 the ÚwÚ costawd with x3 the xDD hiwts of ->w< thy uWu swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD then chop ^.^ him uWu in x3 the ^w^ mawmsey-butt uWu in x3 the -:3 nyext uWu woom. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 O :3 excewwent device! ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a xDD sop of -^.^ him. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Soft! ^.^ he wakes. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Strike! -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. :3 Nyo, we'll reason with ^.^ him. -CLARENCE. Whewe awt UwU thou, UwU Keepew? Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< cup of ^.^ winye. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have winye UwU enyough, x3 my uWu wowd, -x3 anyon. -CLARENCE. ^w^ In >_> God's :33 nyame, >_> what awt thou? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ A ^w^ man, >_< as xDD you x3 awe. -CLARENCE. OwO But nyot >_< as UwU I am, x3 woyaw. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 Nyow xDD you >_< as ^.^ we awe, x3 woyaw. -CLARENCE. x3 Thy uWu voice >_> is thundew, >_> but >w< thy :33 wooks OwO awe OwO humbwe. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. OwO My uWu voice >_> is nyow x3 the :33 King's, x3 my :33 wooks ->_< minye own. -CLARENCE. How >_< dawkwy ÚwÚ and >w< how deadwy dost xDD thou ^w^ speak! -uWu Youw eyes UwU do :33 menyace x3 me. Why wook xDD you pale? -Who sent xDD you uWu hithew? ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do xDD you come? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. To, ^.^ to, xDD to- -CLARENCE. ;;w;; To murder me? -x3 BOTH MUWDEWEWS. Ay, ^w^ ay. -CLARENCE. >_> You uWu scawcewy uWu have x3 the heawts to tell ;;w;; me >_> so, -xDD And >_< thewefowe ;;w;; cannyot uWu have x3 the heawts to UwU do :3 it. -^-^ Whewein, x3 my OwO fwiends, uWu have UwU I uWu offended you? -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Offended >_> us xDD you uWu have >_> nyot, >_> but x3 the ;;w;; King. -CLARENCE. UwU I UwU shaww be reconcil'd to ^.^ him ;;w;; again. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Nyevew, x3 my wowd; >_< thewefowe >_> pwepawe to die. -CLARENCE. ^w^ Awe xDD you drawn fowth ^-^ among :3 a wowwd of ;;w;; men -;;w;; To slay x3 the innocent? >_> What >_> is x3 my x3 offence? -Whewe >_> is x3 the >_> evidence :3 that xDD doth ;;w;; accuse me? ->_> What ÚwÚ wawfuw ^w^ quest uWu have UwU given uWu theiw :33 vewdict x3 up -uWu Unto x3 the >_> fwownying ^w^ judge, ow who ^-^ pwonyounc'd -uWu The UwU bittew :33 sentence of poor x3 Cwawence' UwU death? -^.^ Befowe UwU I be uWu convict ^.^ by course of waw, -;;w;; To >_> thweaten ;;w;; me with :33 death >_> is UwU most unlawful. -UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, >_< as xDD you UwU hope to uWu have wedemption -^-^ By uWu Chwist's uWu deaw :3 bwood x3 shed fow UwU ouw ;;w;; gwievous OwO sins, -:33 That xDD you ÚwÚ depawt ÚwÚ and uWu way nyo ^.^ hands on x3 me. -uWu The ^.^ deed xDD you undewtake >_> is uWu damnyabwe. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> What ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU do, ^.^ we UwU do ;;w;; upon >_> command. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. xDD And ^.^ he :3 that hath :3 commanded >_> is UwU ouw -;;w;; King. -CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Ewwonyeous vassaws! x3 the great ^w^ King of >w< kings ->_< Hath uWu in x3 the :33 tabwes of :33 his law :3 commanded -:33 That xDD thou shalt UwU do nyo ^-^ muwdew. Will xDD you xDD then -x3 Spuwn uWu at :33 his edict ÚwÚ and fuwfiw :3 a ÚwÚ man's? -^.^ Take ^w^ heed; fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds UwU vengeance uWu in :33 his uWu hand -;;w;; To >_< huww ;;w;; upon uWu theiw heads :3 that bweak :33 his law. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. xDD And :3 that same UwU vengeance xDD doth ^.^ he >_< huww -on uWu thee -For UwU fawse >w< fowsweawing, ÚwÚ and fow murder :3 too; -^.^ Thou :33 didst receive x3 the sacwament to >w< fight -^w^ In ^-^ quawwew of x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a traitor to x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God -;;w;; Didst bweak :3 that :33 vow; ÚwÚ and with >w< thy treacherous ^.^ bwade ->_< Unwipp'dst x3 the bowels of >w< thy ^.^ sov'weign's OwO son. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Whom xDD thou >w< wast sworn to :3 chewish ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ defend. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou urge >_> God's :3 dweadfuw law -to us, -x3 When xDD thou x3 hast broke >w< it uWu in xDD such uWu deaw :33 degwee? -CLARENCE. ^-^ Awas! fow x3 whose ÚwÚ sake uWu did UwU I :3 that :33 iww deed? -For Edwawd, fow x3 my brother, fow :33 his sake. ->w< He OwO sends xDD you nyot to murder ;;w;; me fow uWu this, -For uWu in :3 that x3 sin ^.^ he >_> is >_< as >_> deep >_< as ^.^ I. -;;w;; If ^w^ God xDD wiww be ^w^ avenged fow x3 the OwO deed, ->_< O, ^.^ knyow xDD you yet >w< He xDD doth >w< it ^-^ pubwicwy. -^.^ Take nyot x3 the ^-^ quawwew from ÚwÚ His x3 pow'wfuw OwO awm; ->w< He >_< nyeeds nyo ^.^ indiwect ow wawwess course -;;w;; To :3 cut x3 off UwU those :3 that uWu have uWu offended Him. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Who UwU made uWu thee xDD then :3 a bwoody xDD minyistew -x3 When xDD gawwant-spwinging >_< bwave Pwantagenyet, -:33 That princely novice, UwU was >w< stwuck >_< dead ^.^ by thee? -CLARENCE. OwO My brother's xDD wuv, x3 the deviw, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 wage. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. x3 Thy brother's xDD wuv, UwU ouw >_< duty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy -fauwts, -^-^ Pwovoke >_> us ÚwÚ hithew nyow to >_> swaughtew thee. -CLARENCE. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU do wuv x3 my brother, ^-^ hate nyot OwO me; -UwU I ^w^ am :33 his brother, ÚwÚ and UwU I wuv ^.^ him well. -;;w;; If xDD you OwO awe xDD hiw'd fow ÚwÚ meed, OwO go back OwO again, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> send xDD you to x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :33 Gwoucestew, -Who UwU shaww wewawd xDD you xDD bettew fow x3 my >w< wife -Than Edward xDD wiww fow UwU tidings of x3 my death. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> You OwO awe :33 deceiv'd: x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu Gwoucestew -hates OwO you. -CLARENCE. >_< O, no, ^.^ he loves uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds ;;w;; me deaw. -Go xDD you to ^.^ him from x3 me. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ay, UwU so ^.^ we :33 wiww. -CLARENCE. Teww ^.^ him when :3 that UwU ouw princely >w< fathew York -uWu Bwess'd :33 his >w< thwee xDD sons with :33 his ;;w;; victowious awm -xDD And :3 chawg'd >_> us from :33 his :3 souw to wuv >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ->w< He xDD wittwe xDD thought of ÚwÚ this OwO divided friendship. -x3 Bid uWu Gwoucestew think of uWu this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww >_> weep. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Ay, millstones; >_< as ^.^ he OwO wesson'd >_> us to >_> weep. -CLARENCE. >_< O, UwU do nyot ^-^ swandew :3 him, fow ^.^ he >_> is kind. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Wight, >_< as >w< snyow uWu in UwU hawvest. ^.^ Come, xDD you ->w< deceive ^-^ youwsewf: -'Tis ^.^ he :3 that OwO sends >_> us to ÚwÚ destwoy xDD you hewe. -CLARENCE. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be; fow ^.^ he ^w^ bewept x3 my :3 fowtunye -xDD And uWu hugg'd ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his awms, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe with >_< sobs -:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd labour x3 my dewivewy. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Why, UwU so ^.^ he :3 doth, when ^.^ he xDD dewivews xDD you -Fwom ÚwÚ this :33 eawth's ÚwÚ thwawdom to x3 the joys of UwU heaven. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Make uWu peace with :33 God, fow xDD you ^w^ must >_> die, -x3 my OwO wowd. -CLARENCE. :3 Have xDD you :3 that >w< howy :33 feewing uWu in x3 youw >w< souws -;;w;; To counsel ;;w;; me to >_< make x3 my uWu peace with :33 God, -xDD And OwO awe xDD you yet to x3 youw UwU own >w< souws UwU so ^w^ bwind -:33 That xDD you xDD wiww >w< waw with ^w^ God ^.^ by uWu muwd'wing me? ->_< O, sirs, considew: ;;w;; they :3 that uWu set xDD you on -;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed xDD wiww ^-^ hate xDD you fow x3 the UwU deed. -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? -CLARENCE. :3 Wewent, ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 youw souws. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. Wewent! :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis >w< cowawdwy ÚwÚ and >w< womanyish. -CLARENCE. ÚwÚ Nyot to ÚwÚ wewent >_> is UwU beastwy, uWu savage, xDD deviwish. ->_< Which of UwU you, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe :3 a UwU pwince's x3 son, -uWu Being x3 pent from ^w^ wibewty >_< as UwU I ^w^ am now, -;;w;; If >w< two xDD such muwdewews >_< as youwsewves ^-^ came to UwU you, -Wouwd nyot entweat fow :33 wife? -OwO My fwiend, UwU I ^w^ spy x3 some pity uWu in >w< thy looks; ->_< O, >_> if ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye be nyot :3 a fwattewew, -:3 Come xDD thou on x3 my x3 side ÚwÚ and entweat fow me- -;;w;; As xDD you ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ beg :3 wewe xDD you uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ distwess. -^-^ A ^w^ begging >_> pwince >_> what beggar >_> pities ^w^ nyot? -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. Wook x3 behind UwU you, x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. [Stabbing >w< him] ^.^ Take :3 that, ÚwÚ and x3 that. ;;w;; If aww -ÚwÚ this xDD wiww nyot UwU do, -I'll x3 dwown xDD you uWu in x3 the ^w^ mawmsey-butt x3 within. -uWu Exit with x3 the >w< body -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. ^-^ A bwoody OwO deed, ÚwÚ and desperately -OwO dispatch'd! -How ;;w;; fain, ^.^ wike OwO Piwate, ^.^ wouwd UwU I >_< wash x3 my ^.^ hands -Of ÚwÚ this UwU most ;;w;; gwievous uWu muwdew! - -^.^ We-entew uWu FIWST MUWDEWEW - -uWu FIWST ^w^ MUWDEWEW-How now, >_> what x3 mean'st xDD thou :3 that xDD thou ->_> hewp'st ;;w;; me ^w^ nyot? -^-^ By >w< heavens, x3 the >w< Duke UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >w< how ^w^ swack xDD you uWu have ->_< been! -^w^ SECOND OwO MUWDEWEW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he UwU knyew :3 that UwU I xDD had >w< sav'd :33 his -xDD bwothew! -^.^ Take xDD thou x3 the >_< fee, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what UwU I say; -For UwU I wepent ;;w;; me :3 that x3 the >w< Duke >_> is ^w^ swain. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST OwO MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So UwU do nyot ^.^ I. ^w^ Go, x3 cowawd >_< as xDD thou art. -xDD Weww, I'll OwO go hide x3 the >w< body uWu in x3 some :3 howe, -Tiww :3 that x3 the >w< Duke UwU give order fow :33 his :3 buwiaw; -xDD And when UwU I uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ meed, UwU I xDD wiww :3 away; -For ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_< stay. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ;;w;; KING >w< EDWAWD :33 sick, >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, DOWSET, x3 WIVEWS, -HASTINGS, xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Why, :3 so. Now uWu have UwU I donye :3 a ÚwÚ good day's ->w< wowk. ->_> You ^-^ peews, >w< continyue ÚwÚ this united ^-^ weague. -UwU I every day >_< expect >w< an :3 embassage -Fwom x3 my Wedeemew to xDD wedeem ;;w;; me OwO hence; -xDD And ^.^ mowe uWu at uWu peace x3 my :3 souw UwU shaww ÚwÚ pawt to ^.^ heaven, -Since UwU I uWu have UwU made x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu at uWu peace on ;;w;; eawth. ->w< Hastings ÚwÚ and Rivers, OwO take >_< each ;;w;; othew's xDD hand; -uWu Dissembwe nyot x3 youw >_< hatwed, >_< sweaw x3 youw love. -^.^ WIVEWS. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, x3 my :3 souw >_> is purg'd from gwudging :33 hate; -xDD And with x3 my uWu hand UwU I UwU seaw x3 my true heart's love. ->_> HASTINGS. ^w^ So x3 thwive I, >_< as UwU I :33 twuwy >_< sweaw x3 the wike! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^.^ Take :3 heed xDD you dawwy nyot >w< befowe x3 youw uWu king; -Lest >w< He :3 that >_> is x3 the supweme ^w^ King of >w< kings -Confound x3 youw ^-^ hidden UwU fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^-^ awawd -^-^ Eithew of xDD you to be x3 the ;;w;; othew's OwO end. ->_> HASTINGS. ^w^ So prosper I, >_< as UwU I >_< sweaw :3 pewfect love! -^.^ WIVEWS. xDD And I, >_< as UwU I wuv >w< Hastings with x3 my :33 heawt! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. uWu Madam, >_> youwsewf >_> is nyot >_> exempt from >_< this; -x3 Nyow UwU you, >_< son xDD Dowset; ;;w;; Buckingham, nor xDD you: ->_> You uWu have :33 been uWu factious one OwO against x3 the :3 othew. ->_< Wife, wuv Lord >w< Hastings, wet ^.^ him :3 kiss x3 youw xDD hand; -xDD And >_> what xDD you UwU do, UwU do >w< it OwO unfeignyedwy. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. There, >_< Hastings; UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe -remember -Our xDD fowmew >_< hatwed, UwU so x3 thwive UwU I ÚwÚ and mine! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. x3 Dowset, >_< embwace him; >w< Hastings, wuv Lord ->_> Mawquis. -OwO DOWSET. This >_< intewchange of xDD wuv, UwU I OwO hewe protest, ->_> Upon x3 my ÚwÚ pawt UwU shaww be inviolable. ->_> HASTINGS. xDD And UwU so >_< sweaw ^.^ I. ^w^ [They embrace] -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. >_> Nyow, princely ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU seaw xDD thou ÚwÚ this -:33 weague -With >w< thy :33 embwacements to x3 my ^w^ wife's ÚwÚ awwies, -xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me ^w^ happy uWu in x3 youw :33 unyity. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 [To x3 the xDD QUEEN] Whenyevew ^-^ Buckingham -xDD doth turn :33 his ^-^ hate ->_> Upon x3 youw >_> Gwace, >_> but with aww duteous wuv -^-^ Doth :3 chewish xDD you ÚwÚ and >_< youws, ^w^ God punyish ;;w;; me -With ^-^ hate uWu in UwU those :3 whewe UwU I >_< expect UwU most love! -x3 When UwU I uWu have UwU most >_< nyeed to :33 empwoy :3 a :33 fwiend -xDD And UwU most assured :3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a fwiend, -:33 Deep, hollow, ;;w;; tweachewous, ÚwÚ and full of ÚwÚ guiwe, -^w^ Be ^.^ he >w< unto me! This UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ beg of ^w^ God -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am UwU cowd uWu in wuv to xDD you ow x3 youws. -^w^ [They embrace] -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. ^-^ A pweasing >_< cowdiaw, princely ;;w;; Buckingham, -Is ÚwÚ this >w< thy vow >w< unto x3 my >_> sickwy ;;w;; heawt. ->_> Thewe :33 wanteth nyow UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew uWu Gwoucestew OwO hewe -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the blessed pewiod of ÚwÚ this peace. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, -:3 Hewe x3 comes Sir Richard x3 Watcwiff ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu Duke. - -Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and WATCWIFF - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Good mowwow to x3 my suvweign x3 king ÚwÚ and ->w< Queen; -^.^ And, princely ^-^ peews, :3 a ^w^ happy time of ^.^ day! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. xDD Happy, :33 indeed, >_< as ^.^ we uWu have xDD spent x3 the x3 day. -:33 Gwoucestew, ^.^ we uWu have donye >_< deeds of chawity, -Made uWu peace of ^.^ enmity, >w< faiw wuv of hate, -Between these xDD swewwing wwong-incensed peews. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A blessed wabouw, x3 my UwU most suvweign OwO wowd. ->_> Among ÚwÚ this princely >w< heap, >_> if xDD any UwU hewe, -^-^ By UwU fawse ^.^ intewwigence ow wrong OwO suwmise, -:33 Howd ;;w;; me :3 a UwU foe- -;;w;; If UwU I >_> unwittingwy, ow uWu in x3 my rage, -:3 Have ^.^ aught >_> committed :3 that >_> is hardly :3 bownye -;;w;; To xDD any uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> pwesence, UwU I ^.^ desiwe -;;w;; To reconcile ;;w;; me to :33 his xDD fwiendwy ^-^ peace: -'Tis :33 death to ;;w;; me to be uWu at :33 enmity; -UwU I ^-^ hate :33 it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe aww ÚwÚ good men's love. -^.^ Fiwst, UwU madam, UwU I entweat true uWu peace of UwU you, ->_< Which UwU I xDD wiww puwchase with x3 my duteous ^w^ sewvice; -Of UwU you, x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD cousin ;;w;; Buckingham, -;;w;; If OwO evew xDD any >_< gwudge :3 wewe ^w^ wodg'd ^-^ between us; -Of UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, Lord Rivers, ÚwÚ and of x3 Dowset, -:33 That aww ^-^ without desewt uWu have ^-^ fwown'd on OwO me; -Of UwU you, Lord uWu Woodviwwe, x3 and, Lord OwO Scawes, of uWu you; -^w^ Dukes, eawws, wowds, x3 gentwemen-indeed, of all. -UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow :3 that xDD Engwishman ^.^ awive -With ÚwÚ whom x3 my :3 souw >_> is xDD any jot uWu at ^w^ odds -uWu Mowe than x3 the xDD infant :3 that >_> is bown to-night. -UwU I >_> thank x3 my ^w^ God fow x3 my humiwity. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ A >w< howy day UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be :33 kept x3 heweaftew. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God aww strifes :3 wewe weww x3 compounded. -OwO My suvweign uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Highnyess -;;w;; To OwO take UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Cwawence to x3 youw grace. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, UwU madam, uWu have UwU I ;;w;; off'wed wuv fow uWu this, -;;w;; To be UwU so ^-^ fwouted uWu in ÚwÚ this royal presence? -Who xDD knyows nyot :3 that x3 the ^-^ gentwe >w< Duke >_> is dead? -^w^ [They aww uWu stawt] ->_> You UwU do ^.^ him ^-^ injuwy to ^w^ scown :33 his :3 cowse. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Who xDD knyows nyot ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ dead! Who xDD knyows -^.^ he :33 is? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO Aww-seeing ^.^ heaven, >_> what :3 a wowwd >_> is x3 this! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Wook UwU I UwU so pawe, Lord x3 Dowset, >_< as x3 the >w< west? -OwO DOWSET. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; ÚwÚ and nyo x3 man uWu in x3 the x3 pwesence -OwO But :33 his red colour hath fowsook :33 his UwU cheeks. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. Is >_> Cwawence dead? uWu The order UwU was wevews'd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO But xDD he, poor ^w^ man, ^.^ by x3 youw xDD fiwst order died, -xDD And :3 that :3 a >_> winged :33 Mewcuwy uWu did bear; -;;w;; Some ÚwÚ tawdy ;;w;; cwippwe OwO bawe x3 the countewmand -:33 That ^-^ came ^w^ too lag to >_> see ^.^ him buried. -^w^ God gwant :3 that some, less x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and less uWu woyaw, -^-^ Nyeawew uWu in bwoody thoughts, >w< an nyot uWu in bwood, -Deserve nyot xDD wowse than wwetched >_> Cwawence ^-^ did, -xDD And yet OwO go :3 cuwwent from >w< suspicion! - -Entew xDD DEWBY - -;;w;; DEWBY. ^-^ A ÚwÚ boon, x3 my sovereign, fow x3 my OwO sewvice uWu donye! -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, :3 peace; x3 my :3 souw >_> is full of ;;w;; sowwow. -;;w;; DEWBY. UwU I Will nyot rise ^w^ unwess x3 youw >_> Highnyess hear x3 me. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. UwU Then >_> say uWu at >_> once >_> what >_> is >w< it xDD thou requests. -;;w;; DEWBY. uWu The ;;w;; fowfeit, sovereign, of x3 my servant's :33 wife; -Who >_< swew ^w^ to-day :3 a riotous ÚwÚ gentweman -:33 Watewy x3 attendant on x3 the >w< Duke of x3 Nyowfowk. -;;w;; KING >_> EDWAWD. :3 Have UwU I :3 a >_> tongue to >_< doom x3 my brother's UwU death, -xDD And UwU shaww :3 that >_> tongue UwU give UwU pawdon to :3 a slave? -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ kiwwed nyo UwU man-his ;;w;; fauwt UwU was ^-^ thought, -xDD And yet :33 his UwU punyishment UwU was UwU bittew death. -Who >_< sued to ;;w;; me fow him? UwU Who, uWu in x3 my :33 wwath, ->_> Knyeew'd uWu at x3 my ^.^ feet, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me be :33 advis'd? -Who ^-^ spoke of bwothewhood? Who ^-^ spoke of love? -Who told ;;w;; me >w< how x3 the poor :3 souw uWu did ^w^ fowsake -uWu The ^-^ mighty Wawwick ÚwÚ and uWu did >w< fight fow me? -Who told uWu me, uWu in x3 the field uWu at Tewksbury -x3 When Oxford xDD had ;;w;; me ;;w;; down, ^.^ he rescued ;;w;; me -xDD And uWu said ÚwÚ 'Deaw UwU Bwothew, x3 wive, ÚwÚ and be :3 a >_< king'? -Who told uWu me, when ^.^ we both uWu way uWu in x3 the field -Frozen almost to UwU death, >w< how ^.^ he uWu did wap ;;w;; me -Even uWu in :33 his garments, ÚwÚ and uWu did UwU give himsewf, -All >_< thin ÚwÚ and nyaked, to x3 the ^w^ nyumb UwU cowd night? -All ÚwÚ this from x3 my wemembwance ÚwÚ bwutish >_> wwath -xDD Sinfuwwy x3 pwuck'd, ÚwÚ and nyot :3 a x3 man of xDD you -xDD Had UwU so much race to put >w< it uWu in x3 my :33 mind. -OwO But when x3 youw cawtews ow x3 youw waiting-vassals -:3 Have donye :3 a ^w^ dwunken >_> swaughtew ÚwÚ and defac'd -uWu The >_< pwecious x3 image of UwU ouw uWu deaw Redeemer, ->_> You ^w^ stwaight OwO awe on x3 youw knees fow pardon, ;;w;; pawdon; -xDD And I, ÚwÚ unjustwy :3 too, ^w^ must gwant >w< it OwO you. ÚwÚ [DEWBY :33 wises] -OwO But fow x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew nyot :3 a x3 man ^.^ wouwd speak; -x3 Nyow I, UwU ungwacious, speak >w< unto mysewf -For :3 him, poor ^-^ souw. uWu The OwO pwoudest of xDD you aww -:3 Have :33 been beholding to ^.^ him uWu in :33 his :33 wife; -ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyonye of xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> once ÚwÚ beg fow :33 his life. -x3 O :33 God, UwU I feaw >w< thy justice xDD wiww OwO take howd -On uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU you, ÚwÚ and >_> minye, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, fow x3 this! -^.^ Come, >w< Hastings, OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 my >_> cwoset. xDD Ah, poor Clarence! -Exeunt x3 some with ;;w;; KING ÚwÚ and >w< QUEEN -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of xDD washnyess. >_< Mawk'd xDD you nyot -How :3 that x3 the guiwty >w< kindwed of x3 the xDD Queen -Wook'd pawe when ;;w;; they uWu did hear of x3 Cwawence' UwU death? ->_< O, ;;w;; they uWu did urge >w< it still >w< unto x3 the King! -^w^ God xDD wiww xDD wevenge :3 it. ^.^ Come, wowds, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go -;;w;; To uWu comfowt Edward with UwU ouw :3 company? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. We wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; owd DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK, with x3 the ^.^ SON ÚwÚ and DAUGHTEW of >_> CWAWENCE - ->_> SON. ^-^ Good ^.^ gwandam, tell us, >_> is UwU ouw >w< fathew dead? -DUCHESS. :3 Nyo, uWu boy. -DAUGHTEW. Why UwU do xDD you xDD weep UwU so :3 oft, ÚwÚ and xDD beat x3 youw UwU bweast, -xDD And cwy ^w^ 'O >w< Cwawence, x3 my xDD unhappy ÚwÚ son!'? ->_> SON. Why UwU do xDD you wook on us, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; shake x3 youw head, -xDD And caww >_> us orphans, uWu wwetches, ^-^ castaways, -;;w;; If :3 that UwU ouw x3 nyobwe >w< fathew :3 wewe ^.^ awive? -DUCHESS. OwO My OwO pwetty >w< cousins, xDD you ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me both; -UwU I UwU do wament x3 the sicknyess of x3 the OwO King, -;;w;; As loath to wose :3 him, nyot x3 youw father's ÚwÚ death; -^.^ It :3 wewe wost sorrow to waiw one ^w^ that's :3 wost. ->_> SON. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ concwude, x3 my ^.^ gwandam, ^.^ he >_> is uWu dead. -uWu The ^w^ King >_< minye :33 uncwe >_> is to uWu bwame fow :3 it. -^w^ God xDD wiww xDD wevenge uWu it; ÚwÚ whom UwU I xDD wiww :33 impowtunye -With xDD eawnyest >_< pwayews aww to :3 that x3 effect. -DAUGHTEW. xDD And UwU so xDD wiww ^.^ I. -DUCHESS. uWu Peace, chiwdwen, peace! uWu The ^w^ King xDD doth wuv xDD you -well. ->_> Incapabwe ÚwÚ and shallow >w< innyocents, ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot guess who OwO caus'd x3 youw father's death. ->_> SON. Grandam, ^.^ we can; fow x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 uncwe uWu Gwoucestew -Towd ;;w;; me x3 the OwO King, ^.^ pwovok'd to >w< it ^.^ by x3 the :3 Queen, -^-^ Devis'd impeachments to ;;w;; impwison ^.^ him. -xDD And when x3 my :33 uncwe told ;;w;; me >_> so, ^.^ he ;;w;; wept, -xDD And uWu pitied uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ kindwy >w< kiss'd x3 my OwO cheek; -^-^ Bade ;;w;; me >_< wewy on ^.^ him >_< as on x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd wuv ;;w;; me ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as :3 a :33 chiwd. -DUCHESS. xDD Ah, :3 that ;;w;; deceit >_> shouwd ^.^ steaw xDD such ^-^ gentwe UwU shape, -xDD And with :3 a virtuous vizow hide >_> deep vice! ->w< He >_> is x3 my son; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and thewein x3 my OwO shame; -ÚwÚ Yet from x3 my ;;w;; dugs ^.^ he >w< dwew nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ deceit. ->_> SON. ^w^ Think xDD you x3 my :33 uncwe uWu did ÚwÚ dissembwe, grandam? -DUCHESS. Ay, uWu boy. ->_> SON. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think :3 it. :33 Hawk! >_> what noise >_> is :3 this? - -Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, with her >_< haiw about her -ears; :33 WIVEWS ÚwÚ and DORSET ÚwÚ aftew her - ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, who UwU shaww ^w^ hindew ;;w;; me to waiw ÚwÚ and ->_> weep, -;;w;; To UwU chide x3 my fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 towment myself? -I'll ^w^ join with black despair OwO against x3 my :3 souw -xDD And to mysewf :33 become >w< an enemy. -DUCHESS. >_> What means ÚwÚ this scene of wude ^.^ impatience? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; To >_< make >w< an ;;w;; act of tragic violence. -EDWARD, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< thy x3 son, UwU ouw OwO king, >_> is uWu dead. -Why gwow x3 the ^-^ bwanches when x3 the ^.^ woot >_> is gone? -Why uWu withew nyot x3 the >w< weaves :3 that ^.^ want uWu theiw :3 sap? -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww x3 wive, lament; >_> if >_> die, be ^-^ bwief, -:33 That UwU ouw uWu swift-winged >w< souws OwO may catch x3 the :33 King's, -:33 Ow ^.^ wike obedient subjects ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him -;;w;; To :33 his x3 nyew ^w^ kingdom of nye'ew-changing OwO nyight. -DUCHESS. xDD Ah, UwU so much ÚwÚ intewest uWu have UwU I uWu in >w< thy sorrow -;;w;; As UwU I xDD had ;;w;; titwe uWu in >w< thy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ husband! -UwU I uWu have ^w^ bewept :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy husband's UwU death, -xDD And liv'd with ^w^ wooking on :33 his images; -OwO But nyow >w< two :3 miwwows of :33 his princely ÚwÚ sembwance -^w^ Awe >_< cwack'd uWu in uWu pieces ^.^ by malignant UwU death, -xDD And UwU I fow uWu comfowt uWu have >_> but one UwU fawse gwass, -:33 That grieves ;;w;; me when UwU I >_> see x3 my ^-^ shame uWu in ^.^ him. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a uWu widow, yet xDD thou awt :3 a mothew -xDD And x3 hast x3 the uWu comfowt of >w< thy x3 chiwdwen :33 weft; -OwO But :33 death hath ^-^ snyatch'd x3 my :33 husband from >_< minye :3 awms -xDD And ^w^ pwuck'd >w< two ^.^ cwutches from x3 my feebwe ^-^ hands- ->_> Cwawence ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Edwawd. >_< O, >_> what cause uWu have uWu I- -OwO Thinye ^.^ being >_> but :3 a >_> moiety of x3 my ^w^ moan- -;;w;; To UwU uvwgo >w< thy :3 woes ÚwÚ and x3 dwown >w< thy cries? ->_> SON. xDD Ah, uWu aunt, xDD you :33 wept nyot fow UwU ouw father's ;;w;; death! -How ^.^ can ^.^ we >_> aid xDD you with UwU ouw >w< kindwed teaws? -DAUGHTEW. Our :33 fathewwess distress UwU was left ^-^ unmoan'd; -uWu Youw xDD widow-dowouw >_< wikewise be OwO unwept! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Give ;;w;; me nyo OwO hewp uWu in wamentation; -UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^-^ bawwen to ;;w;; bwing fowth ^-^ compwaints. -All springs :3 weduce uWu theiw ^.^ cuwwents to >_< minye eyes -:33 That I, ^.^ being guvwn'd ^.^ by x3 the :3 watewy ;;w;; moon, -^-^ May >_> send fowth ^w^ pwenteous tears to x3 dwown x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! -Ah fow x3 my ^.^ husband, fow x3 my uWu deaw Lord uWu Edwawd! -uWu CHIWDWEN. Ah fow UwU ouw ÚwÚ fathew, fow UwU ouw uWu deaw Lord Clarence! -DUCHESS. Awas fow xDD both, both >_> minye, Edward ÚwÚ and Clarence! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What xDD stay xDD had UwU I >_> but Edwawd? ÚwÚ and uWu he's -;;w;; gonye. -uWu CHIWDWEN. >_> What xDD stay xDD had ^.^ we >_> but x3 Cwawence? ÚwÚ and uWu he's ;;w;; gonye. -DUCHESS. >_> What uWu stays xDD had UwU I >_> but >w< they? ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Was >_< nyevew ^.^ widow xDD had UwU so uWu deaw :3 a loss. -uWu CHIWDWEN. ^.^ Wewe >_< nyevew owphans xDD had UwU so uWu deaw :3 a loss. -DUCHESS. Was >_< nyevew mothew xDD had UwU so uWu deaw :3 a loss. -ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the mothew of these :33 gwiefs! -^-^ Theiw :3 woes OwO awe xDD pawceww'd, >_< minye >_> is genyewaw. -:33 She fow >w< an Edward uWu weeps, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do ^.^ I: -UwU I fow :3 a >_> Cwawence >_> weep, UwU so xDD doth nyot ^w^ she. -;;w;; These babes fow >_> Cwawence >_> weep, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do ^.^ I: -UwU I fow >w< an Edward >_> weep, UwU so UwU do nyot OwO they. -ÚwÚ Awas, xDD you >w< thwee on uWu me, >_> thweefowd >_< distwess'd, -Pour aww x3 youw :3 teaws! UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw ^.^ sowwow's xDD nyuwse, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww pamper >w< it with wamentation. -OwO DOWSET. :3 Comfowt, uWu deaw x3 mothew. ^w^ God >_> is much xDD dispweas'd -:33 That xDD you OwO take with unthankfulness :33 his doing. -^w^ In ^w^ common ^-^ wowwdwy ^.^ things UwU 'tis ^w^ cawwed uWu ungwatefuw -With dull unwillingness to wepay :3 a >_> debt ->_< Which with :3 a ^.^ bounteous uWu hand UwU was ^-^ kindwy lent; -Much ^.^ mowe to be OwO thus opposite with ^.^ heaven, -For >w< it uWu wequiwes x3 the royal >_> debt >w< it OwO went OwO you. -^.^ WIVEWS. uWu Madam, ^.^ bethink UwU you, ^.^ wike :3 a careful :33 mothew, -Of x3 the xDD young >_> pwince x3 youw OwO son. >_< Send ^w^ stwaight fow him; -Let ^.^ him be >_> cwown'd; uWu in ^.^ him x3 youw uWu comfowt ^.^ wives. -:33 Dwown despewate sorrow uWu in >_< dead >_< Edwawd's ^-^ gwave, -xDD And plant x3 youw joys uWu in UwU wiving >_< Edwawd's thwonye. - -Entew ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 DEWBY, -HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and WATCWIFF - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Sistew, uWu have UwU comfowt. All of >_> us uWu have cause -;;w;; To waiw x3 the :33 dimming of UwU ouw >_< shinying star; -OwO But >_< nyonye ^.^ can OwO hewp UwU ouw :33 hawms ^.^ by x3 waiwing OwO them. -uWu Madam, x3 my :33 mothew, UwU I UwU do cwy xDD you ÚwÚ mewcy; -UwU I uWu did nyot >_> see x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. >_> Humbwy on x3 my knyee -UwU I ^w^ cwave x3 youw blessing. -DUCHESS. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and put :33 meeknyess uWu in >w< thy UwU bweast, -Wuv, chawity, xDD obedience, ÚwÚ and true duty! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 Amen! :3 [Aside] xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ die :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd -;;w;; man! -:33 That >_> is x3 the :3 butt >w< end of :3 a ;;w;; mothew's ;;w;; bwessing; -UwU I :3 mawvew :3 that her Gwace uWu did OwO weave >w< it OwO out. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> You cwoudy pwinces ÚwÚ and >w< heawt-sowwowing -^-^ peews, -:33 That UwU beaw ÚwÚ this x3 heavy ^-^ mutuaw woad of >w< moan, -Now cheer >_< each othew uWu in >_< each ;;w;; othew's love. -;;w;; Though ^.^ we uWu have xDD spent UwU ouw harvest of ÚwÚ this OwO king, -We OwO awe to reap x3 the harvest of :33 his OwO son. -uWu The xDD bwoken rancour of x3 youw high-swow'n hearts, -OwO But :3 watewy OwO spwintew'd, >_< knyit, ÚwÚ and OwO join'd together, -:3 Must gently be preserv'd, :33 chewish'd, ÚwÚ and OwO kept. -x3 Me seemeth ÚwÚ good :3 that, with x3 some xDD wittwe twain, -Fowthwith from xDD Wudwow x3 the xDD young >_> pwince be >w< fet -Hither to Wondon, to be cwown'd UwU ouw ;;w;; King. - -^.^ WIVEWS. Why with x3 some xDD wittwe twain, x3 my Lord of -Buckingham? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO Mawwy, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD west ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ muwtitude -uWu The nyew-heaw'd ;;w;; wound of malice >_> shouwd bweak ^.^ out, ->_< Which ^.^ wouwd be UwU so much x3 the ^.^ mowe uWu dangewous -^-^ By >w< how much x3 the estate >_> is green ÚwÚ and yet ungovern'd; -Whewe every UwU howse bears :33 his uWu commanding wein -xDD And OwO may direct :33 his course >_< as uWu pwease himsewf, -;;w;; As weww x3 the feaw of x3 hawm >_< as x3 hawm apparent, -^w^ In x3 my :33 opinyion, ought to be pwevented. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU hope x3 the ^w^ King UwU made uWu peace with aww of us; -xDD And x3 the compact >_> is >w< fiwm ÚwÚ and true uWu in x3 me. -^.^ WIVEWS. xDD And UwU so uWu in OwO me; ÚwÚ and >_> so, UwU I >_< think, uWu in >w< an. -Yet, xDD since >w< it >_> is >_> but xDD gween, >w< it >_> shouwd be put -;;w;; To nyo apparent likelihood of OwO bweach, ->_< Which haply ^.^ by much >_< company ^w^ might be >_> uwg'd; -Therefore UwU I >_> say with x3 nyobwe ^-^ Buckingham -:33 That >w< it >_> is :3 meet UwU so x3 few >_> shouwd :3 fetch x3 the UwU Pwince. ->_> HASTINGS. xDD And UwU so >_> say ^.^ I. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then be >w< it so; ÚwÚ and OwO go ^.^ we to determine -Who ;;w;; they UwU shaww be :3 that ^w^ stwaight UwU shaww x3 post to Wudwow. -uWu Madam, ÚwÚ and UwU you, x3 my ^-^ sistew, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go -;;w;; To UwU give x3 youw ^w^ censuwes uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; businyess? -Exeunt aww >_> but BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and GWOUCESTEW -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, ;;w;; whoevew jouwnyeys to x3 the >_< Pwince, -For ^w^ God ^w^ sake, wet nyot >_> us >w< two xDD stay uWu at ÚwÚ home; -For ^.^ by x3 the uWu way I'll ;;w;; sowt ^w^ occasion, -;;w;; As >_< index to x3 the ^-^ stowy ^.^ we wate ^w^ tawk'd :33 of, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ pawt x3 the Queen's OwO pwoud >w< kindwed from x3 the UwU Pwince. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My othew ;;w;; sewf, x3 my counsel's ^.^ consistowy, -OwO My owacwe, x3 my UwU pwophet, x3 my uWu deaw OwO cousin, -I, >_< as :3 a child, xDD wiww OwO go ^.^ by >w< thy diwection. -uWu Towawd xDD Wudwow >w< then, fow we'll nyot xDD stay behind. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew one :3 CITIZEN uWu at one door, ÚwÚ and anyothew uWu at x3 the othew - -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Good morrow, UwU nyeighbouw. x3 Whithew OwO away UwU so -fast? -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. UwU I promise UwU you, UwU I uWu scawcewy ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. ->w< Heaw xDD you x3 the nyews abroad? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Yes, :3 that x3 the ^w^ King >_> is uWu dead. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. >_< Iww news, :33 by'w ;;w;; wady; seldom x3 comes x3 the -^-^ bettew. -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU I feaw 'twill ^-^ pwuv :3 a ^-^ giddy wowwd. - -Entew anyothew :3 CITIZEN - -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Neighbours, ^w^ God uWu speed! -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Give xDD you ÚwÚ good morrow, sir. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Doth x3 the nyews howd of ÚwÚ good ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's -UwU death? -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. Ay, ^w^ siw, >w< it >_> is ^w^ too true; ^w^ God OwO hewp x3 the whiwe! -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. Then, mastews, wook to >_> see :3 a x3 twoubwous -wowwd. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; ^.^ by >_> God's ÚwÚ good gwace, :33 his >_< son UwU shaww -reign. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ;;w;; Woe to :3 that ÚwÚ wand ^w^ that's guvwn'd ^.^ by :3 a :33 chiwd. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ In ^.^ him there >_> is :3 a UwU hope of guvwnment, ->_< Which, uWu in :33 his nonage, council :33 undew :3 him, -^.^ And, uWu in :33 his full ÚwÚ and >w< wipenyed years, himsewf, -No doubt, UwU shaww >w< then, ÚwÚ and >w< tiww >w< then, >_< guvwn well. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ So :33 stood x3 the >w< state when Henwy x3 the Sixth -Was cwown'd uWu in Paris >_> but uWu at >w< nyinye ^w^ months ^-^ owd. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^w^ Stood x3 the >w< state so? :3 Nyo, no, ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, -^w^ God wot; -For xDD then ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand UwU was famously ^-^ enwich'd -With ;;w;; powitic :3 gwave counsew; xDD then x3 the ^w^ King -xDD Had virtuous uncles to x3 pwotect :33 his ^-^ Gwace. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. Why, UwU so hath uWu this, both ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew ÚwÚ and -x3 mothew. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. uWu Bettew >w< it :3 wewe ;;w;; they aww ^-^ came ^.^ by :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, -:33 Ow ^.^ by :33 his >w< fathew there :3 wewe >_< nyonye uWu at aww; -For ;;w;; emuwation who UwU shaww nyow be ÚwÚ nyeawest -Will :33 touch >_> us aww ^w^ too near, >_> if ^w^ God ^w^ pwevent not. ->_< O, full of danger >_> is x3 the >w< Duke of :33 Gwoucestew! -xDD And x3 the Queen's xDD sons ÚwÚ and bwothews ^-^ haught ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwoud; -xDD And :3 wewe ;;w;; they to be >w< wuw'd, ÚwÚ and nyot to rule, -This >_> sickwy ÚwÚ wand ^w^ might sowace >_< as befowe. -uWu FIWST ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ we feaw x3 the wowst; aww xDD wiww be -well. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. x3 When :33 cwouds OwO awe uWu seen, uWu wise ;;w;; men put on -uWu theiw cwoaks; -x3 When great >w< weaves ^.^ faww, xDD then winter >_> is uWu at xDD hand; -x3 When x3 the sun sets, who xDD doth nyot wook fow night? ->_< Untimewy storms >_< make ;;w;; men >_< expect :3 a >_< deawth. -All OwO may be well; but, >_> if ^w^ God ;;w;; sowt >w< it >_> so, -'Tis ^.^ mowe than ^.^ we OwO desewve ow UwU I ^.^ expect. -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^-^ Twuwy, x3 the heawts of ;;w;; men OwO awe xDD fun of ;;w;; feaw. ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot reason almost with :3 a x3 man -:33 That :33 wooks nyot >_> heaviwy ÚwÚ and xDD fun of dwead. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. ^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO days of >_< change, still >_> is >w< it so; -^-^ By :3 a divine >w< instinct men's minds xDD mistwust -ÚwÚ Ensuing xDD dangew; >_< as ^.^ by xDD pwoof ^.^ we >_> see -uWu The UwU watew sweww >w< befowe :3 a UwU boist'wous storm. -OwO But OwO weave >w< it aww to >_< God. x3 Whithew ÚwÚ away? -^w^ SECOND ;;w;; CITIZEN. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ we :3 wewe sent fow to x3 the x3 justices. -^w^ THIWD ;;w;; CITIZEN. xDD And UwU so UwU was x3 I; I'll UwU beaw xDD you UwU company. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the ARCHBISHOP ÚwÚ OF YORK, x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF YORK, >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, -ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK - ->_< AWCHBISHOP. UwU Wast night, UwU I heaw, ;;w;; they uWu way uWu at Stony ^-^ Stwatfowd, -xDD And uWu at :33 Nyowthampton ;;w;; they UwU do xDD west to-nyight; ->_< To-mowwow ow :3 nyext day ;;w;; they xDD wiww be hewe. -DUCHESS. UwU I ^-^ wong with aww x3 my >_< heawt to >_> see x3 the UwU Pwince. -UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he >_> is much grown xDD since >w< wast UwU I saw ^.^ him. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But UwU I hear ^.^ nyo; ;;w;; they >_> say x3 my >_< son of York -x3 Has almost overta'en ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ^-^ gwowth. -:3 YOWK. Ay, mothew; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it :3 so. -DUCHESS. Why, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO cousin, >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ good to ^w^ gwow. -:3 YOWK. Grandam, one >w< nyight >_< as ^.^ we uWu did sit uWu at :3 suppew, -OwO My :33 uncwe x3 Wivews ^w^ tawk'd >w< how UwU I uWu did gwow -uWu Mowe than x3 my ^-^ bwothew. UwU 'Ay,' quoth x3 my :33 uncwe uWu Gwoucestew -^.^ 'Smaww >w< hewbs uWu have >w< gwace: great UwU weeds UwU do gwow apace.' -xDD And since, UwU methinks, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot gwow UwU so OwO fast, ->_< Because x3 sweet flow'rs OwO awe slow ÚwÚ and UwU weeds >_< make ^.^ haste. -DUCHESS. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, x3 the :3 saying uWu did nyot howd -^w^ In ^.^ him :3 that uWu did :33 object x3 the same to thee. ->w< He UwU was x3 the wwetched'st ^.^ thing when ^.^ he UwU was >_> young, -^w^ So ^-^ wong >w< a-gwowing ÚwÚ and UwU so leisurely -^.^ That, >_> if :33 his UwU wuwe :3 wewe ^-^ twue, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be gracious. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. xDD And UwU so nyo doubt ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 my >_> gwacious UwU madam. -DUCHESS. UwU I UwU hope ^.^ he is; >_> but yet wet mothews ^-^ doubt. -:3 YOWK. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my troth, >_> if UwU I xDD had :33 been rememb'red, -UwU I couwd uWu have UwU given x3 my ^-^ uncwe's Gwace :3 a fwout -;;w;; To :33 touch :33 his gwowth nyeawew than ^.^ he touch'd ^w^ minye. -DUCHESS. How, x3 my xDD young York? UwU I :33 pwithee wet ;;w;; me hear :3 it. -:3 YOWK. OwO Mawwy, ;;w;; they >_> say x3 my :33 uncwe ^-^ gwew UwU so ÚwÚ fast -:33 That ^.^ he couwd gnaw :3 a crust uWu at >w< two >_> houws ^-^ owd. ->_< 'Twas full >w< two years ere UwU I couwd get :3 a xDD tooth. -Grandam, ÚwÚ this ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO biting ;;w;; jest. -DUCHESS. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, OwO pwetty York, who told uWu thee :3 this? -:3 YOWK. Grandam, :33 his nurse. -DUCHESS. ÚwÚ His >_< nyuwse! Why ^.^ she UwU was >_< dead ere xDD thou >w< wast -born. -:3 YOWK. ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe nyot uWu she, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell who told x3 me. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ A ÚwÚ pawwous ^.^ boy! Go ^.^ to, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too -^w^ shwewd. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ Good UwU madam, be nyot angry with x3 the :33 chiwd. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ Pitchews uWu have ears. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - ->_< AWCHBISHOP. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a :3 messengew. >_> What nyews? -x3 MESSENGEW. >w< Such news, x3 my uWu wowd, >_< as grieves ;;w;; me to report. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. How xDD doth x3 the Prince? -x3 MESSENGEW. xDD Weww, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^-^ heawth. -DUCHESS. >_> What >_> is >w< thy nyews? -x3 MESSENGEW. Lord x3 Wivews ÚwÚ and Lord Grey -^w^ Awe sent to :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ and with them -Sir Thomas ^-^ Vaughan, pwisonyews. -DUCHESS. Who hath >_> committed them? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The ^-^ mighty ^w^ Dukes, uWu Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ^w^ Buckingham. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. For >_> what x3 offence? -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The >w< sum of aww UwU I ^-^ can, UwU I uWu have >_> discwos'd. -Why ow fow >_> what x3 the nyobwes :3 wewe >_> committed -Is aww unknown to uWu me, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I >_> see x3 the xDD wuin of x3 my house! -uWu The tiger nyow hath :3 seiz'd x3 the ^-^ gentwe hind; -Insulting uWu tywanny ÚwÚ begins to jet ->_> Upon x3 the innocent ÚwÚ and awewess thwonye. -Welcome, OwO destwuction, bwood, ÚwÚ and uWu massacwe! -UwU I see, >_< as uWu in :3 a ^w^ map, x3 the >w< end of all. -DUCHESS. >w< Accuwsed ÚwÚ and unquiet :3 wwangwing uWu days, -How UwU many of xDD you uWu have >_< minye eyes behewd! -OwO My :33 husband wost :33 his >w< wife to get x3 the >_< cwown; -xDD And often x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 my xDD sons :3 wewe :3 toss'd -For ;;w;; me to joy ÚwÚ and xDD weep uWu theiw ^.^ gain ÚwÚ and loss; -xDD And ^.^ being ^.^ seated, ÚwÚ and domestic ^-^ bwoiws -Cwean ;;w;; uvw-bwown, x3 themsewves x3 the ÚwÚ conquewows -^-^ Make >w< waw ;;w;; upon >w< themsewves-bwothew to brother, -Blood to bwood, self OwO against sewf. >_< O, ÚwÚ pwepostewous -xDD And frantic outrage, >w< end >w< thy uWu damnyed >w< spween, -:33 Ow wet ;;w;; me >_> die, to wook on :33 death nyo uWu mowe! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Come, come, x3 my ^.^ boy; ^.^ we xDD wiww to -^.^ sanctuawy. -uWu Madam, farewell. -DUCHESS. Stay, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with OwO you. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> You uWu have nyo OwO cause. ->_< AWCHBISHOP. :33 [To x3 the xDD QUEEN] OwO My >_> gwacious UwU wady, ÚwÚ go. -xDD And uWu thithew UwU beaw x3 youw treasure ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 goods. -For x3 my >_> pawt, I'll resign >w< unto x3 youw Gwace -uWu The UwU seaw UwU I UwU keep; ÚwÚ and UwU so uWu betide to ;;w;; me -;;w;; As weww UwU I xDD tendew xDD you ÚwÚ and aww of >w< youws! -^w^ Go, I'll ÚwÚ conduct xDD you to x3 the ^.^ sanctuawy. 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Welcome, uWu deaw OwO cousin, x3 my ^-^ thoughts' OwO suvweign. -uWu The ÚwÚ weawy uWu way hath UwU made xDD you :3 mewanchowy. ->w< PWINCE. :3 Nyo, >_> uncwe; >_> but UwU ouw cwosses on x3 the uWu way -:3 Have UwU made >w< it ^w^ tedious, x3 weawisome, ÚwÚ and heavy. -UwU I ^.^ want ^.^ mowe uncles OwO hewe to wewcome x3 me. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Pwince, x3 the ÚwÚ untainted viwtue of x3 youw -years ->_< Hath nyot yet div'd x3 into x3 the OwO wowwd's ^.^ deceit; -x3 Nyow ^.^ mowe ^.^ can xDD you distinguish of :3 a x3 man -Than of :33 his :33 outwawd show; ^w^ which, ^w^ God >w< He ;;w;; knyows, -Sewdom ow >_< nyevew ^-^ jumpeth with x3 the ;;w;; heawt. ->w< Those uncles which xDD you ^.^ want :3 wewe dangerous; -uWu Youw Gwace ^w^ attended to uWu theiw >_> sug'wed wowds -OwO But >_> wook'd nyot on x3 the x3 poison of uWu theiw >w< heawts. -^w^ God >_< keep xDD you from them ÚwÚ and from xDD such UwU fawse ÚwÚ fwiends! ->w< PWINCE. ^w^ God >_< keep ;;w;; me from UwU fawse ÚwÚ fwiends! >_> but ;;w;; they :3 wewe -none. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the Mayow of ;;w;; Wondon x3 comes to x3 gweet -OwO you. - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ and :33 his twain - -;;w;; MAYOW. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw Gwace with ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy :33 days! ->w< PWINCE. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you all. -UwU I xDD thought x3 my mothew ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew York -Wouwd ^-^ wong ere ÚwÚ this uWu have >w< met >_> us on x3 the >_> way. -OwO Fie, >_> what :3 a ;;w;; swug >_> is >w< Hastings, :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes nyot -;;w;; To tell >_> us >w< whethew ;;w;; they xDD wiww come ow no! - -Entew >w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the :3 sweating -Lord. ->w< PWINCE. Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. What, xDD wiww UwU ouw mothew come? ->_> HASTINGS. On >_> what ^w^ occasion, ^w^ God >w< He ;;w;; knyows, nyot I, -uWu The xDD Queen x3 youw mothew ÚwÚ and x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew York -:3 Have :33 taken ^.^ sanctuawy. uWu The xDD tendew Prince -Wouwd >_> fain uWu have come with ;;w;; me to :3 meet x3 youw >_> Gwace, -OwO But ^.^ by :33 his mothew UwU was ^.^ pewfowce withheld. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO Fie, >_> what >w< an ^.^ indiwect ÚwÚ and >_> peevish course -Is ÚwÚ this of UwU hews? Lord Cardinal, xDD wiww x3 youw Gwace -xDD Pewsuade x3 the xDD Queen to >_> send x3 the >w< Duke of York -uWu Unto :33 his princely ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ pwesentwy? -;;w;; If ^.^ she deny, Lord >w< Hastings, OwO go with ^.^ him -xDD And from her jealous :3 awms pluck ^.^ him perforce. -CARDINAL. OwO My Lord of ;;w;; Buckingham, >_> if x3 my xDD weak oratory -UwU Can from :33 his mothew x3 win x3 the >w< Duke of York, -^-^ Anyon >_< expect ^.^ him ^.^ hewe; >_> but >_> if ^.^ she be ÚwÚ obduwate -;;w;; To >_< miwd uWu entweaties, ^w^ God uWu in heaven UwU fowbid -We >_> shouwd infringe x3 the >w< howy OwO pwiviwege -Of blessed sanctuawy! ÚwÚ Nyot fow aww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand -Wouwd UwU I be guiwty of UwU so >_> deep :3 a >_< sin. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too ;;w;; sensewess-obstinyate, x3 my uWu wowd, -Too cewemonyious ÚwÚ and traditional. -OwO Weigh >w< it >_> but with x3 the gwossnyess of ÚwÚ this age, ->_> You bweak nyot sanctuary uWu in :3 seizing ^.^ him. -uWu The ^-^ benyefit thereof >_> is awways >_> gwanted -;;w;; To UwU those x3 whose ÚwÚ deawings uWu have OwO desewv'd x3 the :33 pwace -xDD And UwU those who uWu have x3 the wit to >_< cwaim x3 the ;;w;; pwace. -This Prince hath :3 nyeithew ^w^ cwaim'd >w< it nor OwO desewv'd :33 it, -xDD And OwO thewefowe, uWu in >_< minye :33 opinyion, ;;w;; cannyot uWu have :3 it. -Then, :3 taking ^.^ him from thence :3 that >_> is nyot thewe, ->_> You bweak nyo OwO pwiviwege nor ÚwÚ chawtew :33 thewe. -x3 Oft uWu have UwU I heard of sanctuary ÚwÚ men; -OwO But sanctuary x3 chiwdwen >_< nyevew >w< tiww now. -CARDINAL. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU shaww o'ewwuwe x3 my ^-^ mind fow OwO once. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, Lord >w< Hastings, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with me? ->_> HASTINGS. UwU I x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ Good wowds, >_< make aww x3 the UwU speedy ^.^ haste xDD you may. -Exeunt x3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ HASTINGS -Say, :33 uncwe :33 Gwoucestew, >_> if UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew come, -Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we ;;w;; sojouwn >w< tiww UwU ouw ÚwÚ cowonyation? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Whewe >w< it ;;w;; seems best >w< unto x3 youw royal sewf. -;;w;; If UwU I OwO may counsel UwU you, x3 some day ow >w< two -uWu Youw >_> Highnyess UwU shaww wepose xDD you uWu at x3 the Towew, -UwU Then :3 whewe xDD you uWu pwease ÚwÚ and UwU shaww be xDD thought UwU most ;;w;; fit -For x3 youw best ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and >_> wecweation. ->w< PWINCE. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike x3 the Towew, of xDD any ;;w;; pwace. -Did Julius Caesaw buiwd :3 that pwace, x3 my xDD wowd? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >w< He ^-^ did, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, x3 begin :3 that pwace, ->_< Which, since, xDD succeeding uWu ages uWu have :3 we-edified. ->w< PWINCE. Is >w< it ;;w;; upon record, ow >_> ewse OwO wepowted -Successivewy from age to age, ^.^ he buiwt :33 it? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Upon record, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. ->w< PWINCE. OwO But say, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< it :3 wewe nyot regist'red, -Methinks x3 the uWu twuth >_> shouwd UwU Eve from age to age, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe retail'd to aww postewity, -Even to x3 the general aww-ending x3 day. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] ^w^ So uWu wise UwU so >_> young, ;;w;; they say, UwU do >_< nyevew -^w^ wive wong. ->w< PWINCE. >_> What >_> say UwU you, xDD uncwe? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I say, ^-^ without characters, fame ;;w;; wives wong. -:3 [Aside] Thus, ^.^ wike x3 the formal xDD vice, Inyiquity, -UwU I :33 mowawize >w< two meanyings uWu in one OwO wowd. ->w< PWINCE. :33 That Julius Caesaw UwU was :3 a famous xDD man; -With >_> what :33 his valour uWu did enrich :33 his ^w^ wit, -ÚwÚ His wit uWu set down to >_< make :33 his valour wive. ->_> Death x3 makes nyo conquest of ÚwÚ this conqueror; -For nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wives uWu in x3 fame, ^w^ though nyot uWu in life. -I'll tell xDD you x3 what, x3 my xDD cousin Buckingham- -OwO BUCKINGHAM. What, x3 my >_> gwacious xDD wowd? ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ An >_> if UwU I ^w^ wive ÚwÚ untiw UwU I be :3 a ^w^ man, -I'll x3 win UwU ouw UwU ancient >w< wight uWu in Fwance OwO again, -:33 Ow ^-^ die :3 a soldier >_< as UwU I liv'd :3 a king. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :3 [Aside] Short summers >w< wightwy uWu have :3 a forward -ÚwÚ spwing. - -Entew HASTINGS, xDD young YORK, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 CAWDINyAW - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow, uWu in ÚwÚ good time, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke of -x3 Yowk. ->w< PWINCE. Richard of York, >w< how fawes UwU ouw >w< woving bwothew? -:3 YOWK. xDD Weww, x3 my xDD dwead wowd; UwU so ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ can xDD you now. ->w< PWINCE. uWu Ay brother, to UwU ouw gwief, >_< as >w< it >_> is x3 youws. -Too wate ^.^ he >w< died :3 that ^w^ might uWu have :33 kept :3 that :3 titwe, ->_< Which ^.^ by :33 his :33 death hath wost much :33 majesty. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. How fawes UwU ouw OwO cousin, x3 nyobwe Lord of York? -:3 YOWK. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ gentwe uncle. >_< O, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You uWu said :3 that idle UwU weeds OwO awe ÚwÚ fast uWu in ^-^ gwowth. -uWu The Prince x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew hath outgwown ;;w;; me far. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He :33 hath, x3 my OwO wowd. -:3 YOWK. xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is ^.^ he UwU idwe? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< O, x3 my >w< faiw OwO cousin, UwU I ^w^ must nyot >_> say :3 so. -:3 YOWK. UwU Then ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ mowe beholding to xDD you than ^.^ I. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He OwO may ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me >_< as x3 my sovereign; -OwO But xDD you uWu have powew uWu in ;;w;; me >_< as uWu in :3 a kinsman. -:3 YOWK. UwU I pray UwU you, uWu uncwe, UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this >w< daggew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My x3 daggew, xDD wittwe cousin? With aww x3 my :33 heawt! ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ A beggar, bwothew? -:3 YOWK. Of x3 my uWu kind uWu uncwe, :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD wiww give, -xDD And ^.^ being >_> but :3 a ^-^ toy, which >_> is nyo grief to give. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ A :33 gweatew ^w^ gift than :3 that I'll UwU give x3 my :33 cousin. -:3 YOWK. ^-^ A :33 gweatew ;;w;; gift! >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the xDD swowd to :3 it! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Ay, ^-^ gentwe OwO cousin, :3 wewe >w< it >w< wight enyough. -:3 YOWK. >_< O, >w< then, UwU I >_> see xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ pawt >_> but with >w< wight ;;w;; gifts: -^w^ In weightiew ^.^ things you'ww >_> say :3 a beggar nyay. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too x3 heavy fow x3 youw Gwace to weaw. -:3 YOWK. UwU I >w< weigh >w< it ÚwÚ wightwy, :3 wewe >w< it heavier. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have x3 my ^w^ weapon, xDD wittwe -x3 Wowd? -:3 YOWK. UwU I :3 wouwd, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >_> thank xDD you >_< as xDD you caww x3 me. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ How? -:3 YOWK. ÚwÚ Wittwe. ->w< PWINCE. OwO My Lord of York xDD wiww still be OwO cwoss uWu in ^-^ tawk. ->_> Uncwe, x3 youw Gwace xDD knyows >w< how to UwU beaw with ^.^ him. -:3 YOWK. >_> You mean, to UwU beaw uWu me, nyot to UwU beaw with x3 me. ->_> Uncwe, x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :3 mocks both xDD you ÚwÚ and OwO me; ->_< Because :3 that UwU I ^w^ am UwU wittwe, ^.^ wike >w< an >_< ape, ->w< He ^w^ thinks :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd UwU beaw ;;w;; me on x3 youw shoulders. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. With >_> what :3 a x3 shawp-pwovided wit ^.^ he :33 weasons! -;;w;; To mitigate x3 the ^w^ scown ^.^ he ;;w;; gives :33 his :33 uncwe ->w< He pwettiwy ÚwÚ and uWu aptwy uWu taunts himself. -^w^ So x3 cunnying ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD young >_> is wondewfuw. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, will't uWu pwease xDD you pass OwO awong? -xDD Mysewf ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD cousin ^-^ Buckingham -Will to x3 youw :33 mothew, to entweat of her -;;w;; To :3 meet xDD you uWu at x3 the ^-^ Towew ÚwÚ and wewcome OwO you. -:3 YOWK. What, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go >w< unto x3 the Towew, x3 my xDD wowd? ->w< PWINCE. OwO My Lord Protector >_< nyeeds xDD wiww uWu have >w< it :3 so. -:3 YOWK. UwU I UwU shaww nyot :33 sweep uWu in :33 quiet uWu at x3 the Towew. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Why, >_> what >_> shouwd xDD you fear? -:3 YOWK. OwO Mawwy, x3 my :33 uncwe x3 Cwawence' angry ghost. -OwO My :3 gwandam told ;;w;; me ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ muwdew'd :33 thewe. ->w< PWINCE. UwU I feaw nyo uncles uWu dead. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Nyow >_< nyonye :3 that x3 wive, UwU I ^-^ hope. ->w< PWINCE. ^-^ An >_> if ;;w;; they x3 wive, UwU I UwU hope UwU I >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw. -OwO But come, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and with :3 a x3 heavy uWu heawt, -^w^ Thinking on ÚwÚ them, OwO go UwU I >w< unto x3 the Towew. -^-^ A sennet. -Exeunt aww >_> but ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, xDD BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and CATESBY -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Think UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this xDD wittwe ;;w;; pwating York -Was nyot uWu incensed ^.^ by :33 his >_> subtwe mothew -;;w;; To :3 taunt ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown xDD you OwO thus ^-^ oppwobwiouswy? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. No doubt, nyo ^-^ doubt. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a :33 pewiwous ^.^ boy; -Bold, quick, ingenious, forward, capable. ->w< He >_> is aww x3 the mother's, from x3 the ;;w;; top to >_> toe. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Weww, wet them rest. :3 Come hithew, ^w^ Catesby. -^.^ Thou awt sworn >_< as deepwy to ^w^ effect >_> what ^.^ we intend -;;w;; As x3 cwosewy to :33 conceaw >_> what ^.^ we uWu impawt. -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU ouw weasons ;;w;; uwg'd ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> way. ->_> What think'st thou? Is >w< it nyot >w< an ^w^ easy ;;w;; mattew -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; Wiwwiam Lord >w< Hastings of UwU ouw UwU mind, -For x3 the ;;w;; instawment of ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe >w< Duke -^w^ In x3 the uWu seat royal of ÚwÚ this famous >w< iswe? -UwU CATESBY. >w< He fow :33 his father's ÚwÚ sake UwU so loves x3 the Prince -:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot be ^.^ won to ^.^ aught OwO against ^.^ him. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> What think'st xDD thou xDD then of >_< Stanwey? Will -nyot uWu he? -UwU CATESBY. >w< He xDD wiww UwU do aww uWu in aww >_< as >w< Hastings UwU doth. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Weww >w< then, nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but :33 this: x3 go, ^-^ gentwe -:33 Catesby, -^.^ And, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe uWu faw ^w^ off, >_> sound xDD thou Lord >w< Hastings -How ^.^ he xDD doth stand affected to UwU ouw ÚwÚ puwpose; -xDD And ^.^ summon ^.^ him to-mowwow to x3 the Towew, -;;w;; To sit about x3 the x3 cowonyation. -;;w;; If xDD thou dost find ^.^ him tractable to us, -Encouwage :3 him, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him aww UwU ouw :3 weasons; -;;w;; If ^.^ he be uWu weaden, ^-^ icy, >_< cowd, unwiwwing, -^w^ Be xDD thou UwU so :3 too, ÚwÚ and UwU so bweak x3 off x3 the talk, -xDD And UwU give >_> us ÚwÚ nyotice of :33 his inclination; -For ^.^ we to-mowwow howd OwO divided >_> counciws, -^-^ Whewein >w< thysewf shalt ;;w;; highwy be :3 empwoy'd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to Lord William. Teww :3 him, -:33 Catesby, -ÚwÚ His UwU ancient >_< knyot of uWu dangewous :33 advewsawies ->_< To-mowwow OwO awe wet :3 bwood uWu at uWu Pomfwet Castwe; -xDD And bid x3 my uWu wowd, fow joy of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good news, -Give Mistress ^-^ Showe one ^-^ gentwe :3 kiss x3 the more. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Good :33 Catesby, OwO go ^w^ effect ÚwÚ this business soundly. -UwU CATESBY. OwO My ÚwÚ good wowds xDD both, with aww x3 the :3 heed UwU I ;;w;; can. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Shall ^.^ we hear from UwU you, :33 Catesby, ere ^.^ we ^w^ sweep? -UwU CATESBY. >_> You UwU shaww, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. At >_< Cwosby ;;w;; House, there UwU shaww xDD you find >_> us xDD both. -uWu Exit CATESBY -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do >_> if ^.^ we ->_> pewceive -Lord >w< Hastings xDD wiww nyot yield to UwU ouw :33 compwots? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Chop x3 off :33 his head-something ^.^ we xDD wiww -^.^ detewminye. -^.^ And, wook when UwU I ^w^ am OwO King, >_< cwaim xDD thou of ;;w;; me -uWu The ÚwÚ eawwdom of Hewefowd ÚwÚ and aww x3 the movables -:3 Wheweof x3 the ^w^ King x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was ^.^ possess'd. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. I'll >_< cwaim :3 that promise uWu at x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's >w< hand. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And wook to uWu have >w< it yiewded with aww kindness. -^.^ Come, wet >_> us UwU sup betimes, :3 that afterwards -We OwO may digest UwU ouw complots uWu in x3 some fowm. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -^.^ Befowe >w< WOWD :33 HASTING'S ;;w;; house - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW to x3 the doow of ÚwÚ HASTINGS - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ^.^ [Knyocking] ->_> HASTINGS. :33 [Within] Who knocks? -x3 MESSENGEW. x3 Onye from x3 the Lord Stanwey. ->_> HASTINGS. :33 [Within] >_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? -x3 MESSENGEW. >_> Upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke of fouw. - -Entew >w< WOWD ÚwÚ HASTINGS - ->_> HASTINGS. UwU Cannyot x3 my Lord Stanwey :33 sweep these tedious -x3 nyights? -x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ by :3 that UwU I uWu have to :3 say. -^.^ Fiwst, ^.^ he uWu commends ^.^ him to x3 youw x3 nyobwe sewf. ->_> HASTINGS. >_> What ^w^ then? -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU Then x3 cewtifies x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 that ÚwÚ this >w< nyight ->w< He dweamt x3 the boar xDD had wazed x3 off :33 his UwU hewm. -:33 Besides, ^.^ he ;;w;; says there OwO awe >w< two :3 counciws kept, -xDD And :3 that OwO may be ;;w;; detewmin'd uWu at x3 the one ->_< Which OwO may >_< make xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ him to rue uWu at x3 th' :3 othew. -Therefore ^.^ he OwO sends to ^.^ knyow x3 youw :3 wowdship's pleasure- -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww presently OwO take UwU howse with ^.^ him -xDD And with aww ^w^ speed x3 post with ^.^ him toward x3 the ^.^ nyowth -;;w;; To UwU shun x3 the danger :3 that :33 his :3 souw divinyes. ->_> HASTINGS. ^w^ Go, fewwow, x3 go, ^-^ wetuwn >w< unto >w< thy wowd; -x3 Bid ^.^ him nyot feaw x3 the separated counciw: -ÚwÚ His honour ÚwÚ and mysewf OwO awe uWu at x3 the one, -xDD And uWu at x3 the othew >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend xDD Catesby; -Whewe >_< nyothing ^.^ can proceed :3 that x3 toucheth >_> us -:3 Wheweof UwU I UwU shaww nyot uWu have intelligence. -Teww ^.^ him :33 his OwO feaws OwO awe ^w^ shawwow, ^-^ without ;;w;; instance; -xDD And fow :33 his ^-^ dweams, UwU I wonder uWu he's UwU so :33 simpwe -;;w;; To :33 twust x3 the >w< mock'wy of unquiet >_< swumbews. -;;w;; To fwy x3 the boar >w< befowe x3 the boar puwsues -^.^ Wewe to >w< incense x3 the boar to ;;w;; fowwow >_> us -xDD And >_< make pursuit :3 whewe ^.^ he uWu did >_> mean nyo ^w^ chase. -^w^ Go, bid >w< thy >_< mastew rise ÚwÚ and come to OwO me; -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww both togethew to x3 the Towew, -UwU Whewe, ^.^ he UwU shaww see, x3 the boar xDD wiww use >_> us >w< kindwy. -x3 MESSENGEW. I'll x3 go, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him >_> what xDD you :3 say. -uWu Exit - -Entew CATESBY - -UwU CATESBY. xDD Many ÚwÚ good ^.^ mowwows to x3 my x3 nyobwe ^.^ wowd! ->_> HASTINGS. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD Catesby; xDD you OwO awe early ;;w;; stiwwing. ->_> What news, >_> what news, uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU ouw :3 tott'wing ÚwÚ state? -UwU CATESBY. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a xDD weewing wowwd :33 indeed, x3 my wowd; -xDD And UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD wiww >_< nyevew stand ^w^ upwight -Tiww Richard ^-^ weaw x3 the gawwand of x3 the weawm. ->_> HASTINGS. How, ^-^ weaw x3 the UwU gawwand! uWu Dost xDD thou >_> mean x3 the -crown? -UwU CATESBY. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. ->_> HASTINGS. I'll uWu have ÚwÚ this >_< cwown of >_< minye :3 cut from x3 my -^w^ shouwdews -^.^ Befowe I'll >_> see x3 the >_< cwown UwU so fouw :33 mispwac'd. -OwO But ;;w;; canst xDD thou guess :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth aim uWu at :33 it? -UwU CATESBY. Ay, on x3 my :33 wife; ÚwÚ and hopes to find xDD you forward ->_> Upon :33 his party fow x3 the ^.^ gain ^.^ theweof; -xDD And thereupon ^.^ he OwO sends xDD you ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good news, -:33 That ÚwÚ this same xDD vewy day x3 youw UwU enyemies, -uWu The >w< kindwed of x3 the :3 Queen, ^w^ must ^-^ die uWu at >w< Pomfwet. ->_> HASTINGS. >w< Indeed, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ mouwnyew fow :3 that news, ->_< Because ;;w;; they uWu have :33 been still x3 my adversaries; -OwO But :3 that I'll UwU give x3 my uWu voice on >w< Wichawd's x3 side -;;w;; To ^-^ baw x3 my xDD mastew's :3 heiws uWu in true descent, -^w^ God xDD knyows UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU do >w< it to x3 the death. -UwU CATESBY. ^w^ God >_< keep x3 youw OwO wowdship uWu in :3 that >_> gwacious ÚwÚ mind! ->_> HASTINGS. OwO But UwU I UwU shaww laugh uWu at ÚwÚ this :3 a >_< twewve >_> month hence, -:33 That ;;w;; they which ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my xDD mastew's hate, -UwU I ^w^ wive to wook ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ^.^ twagedy. -xDD Weww, :33 Catesby, ere :3 a fortnight >_< make ;;w;; me older, -I'll >_> send x3 some :33 packing :3 that yet think nyot ^.^ on't. -UwU CATESBY. 'Tis :3 a ^-^ viwe ^.^ thing to >_> die, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -x3 When ;;w;; men OwO awe x3 unpwepaw'd ÚwÚ and wook nyot fow :3 it. ->_> HASTINGS. x3 O monstrous, UwU monstwous! xDD And UwU so ^w^ fawws >w< it x3 out -With Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Grey; ÚwÚ and UwU so 'twill UwU do -With x3 some ;;w;; men >_> ewse :3 that think x3 themsewves >_< as >_< safe -;;w;; As xDD thou ÚwÚ and I, who, >_< as xDD thou knowest, OwO awe uWu deaw -;;w;; To princely Richard ÚwÚ and to ^w^ Buckingham. -UwU CATESBY. uWu The Princes both >_< make xDD high :33 account of :3 you- -:3 [Aside] For ;;w;; they :33 account :33 his >_> head ;;w;; upon x3 the uWu bwidge. ->_> HASTINGS. UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they UwU do, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have weww OwO desewv'd :3 it. - -Entew >w< WOWD STANLEY - -:3 Come ;;w;; on, come xDD on; :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw :3 boaw-speaw, man? -Fear xDD you x3 the >_< boaw, ÚwÚ and OwO go UwU so >_> unpwovided? -STANWEY. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ good uWu mowwow; ÚwÚ good morrow, ^w^ Catesby. ->_> You OwO may xDD jest ;;w;; on, but, ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy rood, -UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike these sevewaw >_> counciws, ^.^ I. ->_> HASTINGS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I howd x3 my >w< wife >_< as uWu deaw >_< as >_< youws, -xDD And >_< nyevew uWu in x3 my uWu days, UwU I UwU do protest, -Was >w< it UwU so >_< pwecious to ;;w;; me >_< as UwU 'tis now. -^w^ Think UwU you, >_> but :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU ouw >w< state secure, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be UwU so x3 twiumphant >_< as UwU I :33 am? -STANWEY. uWu The wowds uWu at :3 Pomfwet, when ;;w;; they rode from -Wondon, -^.^ Wewe OwO jocund ÚwÚ and ^-^ suppos'd uWu theiw UwU states :3 wewe x3 suwe, -xDD And ;;w;; they ÚwÚ indeed xDD had nyo cause to mistrust; -OwO But yet xDD you >_> see >w< how >w< soon x3 the day UwU o'ewcast. -This ^.^ sudden x3 stab of rancour UwU I >w< misdoubt; ->_> Pway :33 God, UwU I say, UwU I ^-^ pwuv :3 a >_> nyeedwess cowawd. -What, UwU shaww ^.^ we toward x3 the >_< Towew? uWu The day >_> is :33 spent. ->_> HASTINGS. ^.^ Come, come, uWu have with OwO you. ;;w;; Wot xDD you x3 what, x3 my -x3 Wowd? -OwO To-day x3 the wowds xDD you ^w^ tawk'd of OwO awe x3 beheaded. -STANWEY. >_> They, fow uWu theiw truth, ^w^ might xDD bettew ^-^ weaw uWu theiw -heads -Than x3 some :3 that uWu have ^-^ accus'd them ^-^ weaw uWu theiw hats. -OwO But come, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> wet's xDD away. - -Entew HASTINGS, :3 a pursuivant - ->_> HASTINGS. Go on befowe; I'll tawk with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. -Exeunt STANLEY ÚwÚ and CATESBY -How now, ^-^ Hastings! How xDD goes x3 the wowwd with thee? -PUWSUIVANT. uWu The xDD bettew :3 that x3 youw OwO wowdship uWu pwease to xDD ask. ->_> HASTINGS. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ man, UwU 'tis xDD bettew with ;;w;; me nyow -Than when xDD thou met'st ;;w;; me >w< wast :3 whewe nyow ^.^ we >_> meet: -UwU Then UwU was UwU I x3 going ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the ^-^ Towew -^-^ By x3 the ^w^ suggestion of x3 the Queen's >_< awwies; -OwO But now, UwU I tell thee-keep >w< it to thysewf- -This day UwU those UwU enyewnyies OwO awe put to UwU death, -xDD And UwU I uWu in xDD bettew >w< state than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu was. -PUWSUIVANT. ^w^ God howd :33 it, to x3 youw x3 honyouw's ÚwÚ good ^w^ content! ->_> HASTINGS. >_> Gwamewcy, >_< Hastings; thewe, ÚwÚ dwink :3 that fow x3 me. -[Throws ^.^ him :33 his purse] -PUWSUIVANT. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw honyouw. uWu Exit - -Entew :3 a PRIEST - ->_> PWIEST. Weww :3 met, x3 my wowd; UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to >_> see x3 youw honyouw. ->_> HASTINGS. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Sir John, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -UwU I ^w^ am uWu in x3 youw >_> debt fow x3 youw >w< wast exercise; -:3 Come x3 the :3 nyext :33 Sabbath, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww :3 content OwO you. -[He :3 whispews uWu in :33 his eaw] ->_> PWIEST. I'll wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. - -Entew BUCKINGHAM - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. What, :33 tawking with :3 a ;;w;; pwiest, Lord -Chamberlain! -uWu Youw ^w^ fwiends uWu at :3 Pomfwet, ;;w;; they UwU do >_< nyeed x3 the priest: -uWu Youw honour hath nyo >_< shwiving ^.^ wowk uWu in >w< hand. ->_> HASTINGS. ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and when UwU I >w< met ÚwÚ this >w< howy ^w^ man, -uWu The ;;w;; men xDD you tawk of ^-^ came x3 into x3 my :33 mind. -What, OwO go xDD you toward x3 the >_< Towew? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I UwU do, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but ^-^ wong UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD stay uWu thewe; -UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ wetuwn >w< befowe x3 youw OwO wowdship ^w^ thence. ->_> HASTINGS. Nyay, ^.^ wike UwU enyough, fow UwU I xDD stay dinner :33 thewe. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 [Aside] xDD And OwO suppew :3 too, awthough xDD thou -knowest >w< it nyot.- -^.^ Come, xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? ->_> HASTINGS. I'll wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw wowdship. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -uWu Pomfwet ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU WICHAWD RATCLIFF, with hawbewds, ^w^ cawwying x3 the UwU Nyobwes, -x3 WIVEWS, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and :3 VAUGHAN, to :33 death - -^.^ WIVEWS. Sir Richard ;;w;; Watcwiff, wet ;;w;; me tell uWu thee :33 this: -OwO To-day shalt xDD thou behowd :3 a x3 subject ^-^ die -For truth, fow >_< duty, ÚwÚ and fow loyalty. ->_< GWEY. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 the Prince from aww x3 the OwO pack of you! -^-^ A >_< knyot xDD you OwO awe of uWu damnyed x3 bwood-suckews. ->_> VAUGHAN. >_> You ^w^ wive :3 that UwU shaww cwy woe fow ÚwÚ this x3 heweaftew. -;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^-^ Dispatch; x3 the wimit of x3 youw ;;w;; wives >_> is OwO out. -^.^ WIVEWS. x3 O :3 Pomfwet, Pomfret! x3 O xDD thou bwoody pwison, ->_> Fataw ÚwÚ and >w< ominyous to x3 nyobwe peers! -OwO Within x3 the guiwty cwosuwe of >w< thy OwO wawws -UwU WICHAWD x3 the ^w^ Second OwO hewe UwU was hack'd to ÚwÚ death; -xDD And fow ^.^ mowe ^-^ swandew to >w< thy ÚwÚ dismaw >w< seat, -We UwU give to uWu thee UwU ouw ;;w;; guiwtwess :3 bwood to ^-^ dwink. ->_< GWEY. Now Mawgawet's UwU cuwse >_> is fall'n ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_< heads, -x3 When ^.^ she exclaim'd on >w< Hastings, UwU you, ÚwÚ and I, -For >_< standing ^.^ by when Richard stabb'd her OwO son. -^.^ WIVEWS. UwU Then curs'd ^.^ she ^.^ Wichawd, xDD then curs'd ^.^ she -;;w;; Buckingham, -UwU Then curs'd ^.^ she ;;w;; Hastings. >_< O, UwU wemembew, :33 God, -;;w;; To hear her :3 pwayew fow ÚwÚ them, >_< as nyow fow ÚwÚ us! -xDD And fow x3 my ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and her princely sons, -^w^ Be satisfied, uWu deaw :33 God, with UwU ouw true bwood, ->_< Which, >_< as xDD thou >_> knyow'st, ÚwÚ unjustwy ^w^ must be spiwt. -;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^-^ Make haste; x3 the >_> houw of :33 death >_> is expiate. -^.^ WIVEWS. ^.^ Come, Grey; come, ;;w;; Vaughan; wet >_> us OwO hewe embrace. -UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we :3 meet again uWu in UwU heaven. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU 4 - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^-^ Towew - -Entew xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 DEWBY, HASTINGS, x3 the xDD BISHOP of UwU EWY, RATCLIFF, WOVEW, -with ;;w;; othews ÚwÚ and uWu seat x3 themsewves uWu at :3 a tabwe - ->_> HASTINGS. >_> Nyow, x3 nyobwe ^-^ peews, x3 the cause >w< why ^.^ we OwO awe >w< met -Is to determine of x3 the x3 cowonyation. -^w^ In >_> God's xDD nyame ^-^ speak-when >_> is x3 the royal >w< day? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Is aww ^.^ things ready fow x3 the royal >w< time? -;;w;; DEWBY. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and wants >_> but nomination. -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. >_< To-mowwow xDD then UwU I OwO judge :3 a ^w^ happy x3 day. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Who xDD knyows x3 the Lord Protector's ^-^ mind -herein? -Who >_> is UwU most inward with x3 the x3 nyobwe Duke? -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. uWu Youw >_> Gwace, ^.^ we >_< think, >_> shouwd ^-^ soonyest ^.^ knyow -:33 his :33 mind. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. We ^.^ knyow >_< each ;;w;; othew's ^w^ faces; fow UwU ouw hearts, ->w< He xDD knyows nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< minye than UwU I of OwO youws; -:33 Ow UwU I of his, x3 my uWu wowd, than xDD you of ^w^ minye. -Lord >w< Hastings, xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO awe nyeaw uWu in love. ->_> HASTINGS. UwU I >_> thank :33 his >_> Gwace, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ he loves ;;w;; me well; -OwO But fow :33 his OwO puwpose uWu in x3 the ;;w;; cowonyation -UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ sounded :3 him, nor ^.^ he :33 dewivew'd -ÚwÚ His >_> gwacious :3 pweasuwe xDD any uWu way thewein. -OwO But UwU you, x3 my ^.^ honyouwabwe wowds, OwO may xDD nyame x3 the time; -xDD And uWu in x3 the Duke's behawf I'll UwU give x3 my voice, ->_< Which, UwU I pwesume, he'ww OwO take uWu in ^-^ gentwe part. - -Entew GWOUCESTEW - -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. ^w^ In ^w^ happy time, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< Duke himself. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowds ÚwÚ and cousins an, ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. -UwU I uWu have :33 been ^-^ wong :3 a sweepew, >_> but UwU I :33 twust -OwO My >w< absence xDD doth >_> nyegwect nyo great :3 design ->_< Which ^.^ by x3 my x3 pwesence ^w^ might uWu have :33 been x3 concwuded. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Had xDD you nyot come ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ cue, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU WIWWIAM Lord >w< Hastings xDD had ^-^ pwonyounc'd x3 youw :33 pawt- -UwU I mean, x3 youw uWu voice fow :3 cwownying of x3 the ;;w;; King. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Than x3 my Lord >w< Hastings nyo x3 man ^w^ might be -uWu bowdew; -ÚwÚ His OwO wowdship xDD knyows ;;w;; me weww ÚwÚ and loves ;;w;; me well. -OwO My ;;w;; wowd of Ely, when UwU I UwU was >w< wast uWu in x3 Howbown -UwU I saw ÚwÚ good strawberries uWu in x3 youw >_< gawden :33 thewe. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech xDD you >_> send fow x3 some of OwO them. -xDD BISHOP of ELY. Marry ÚwÚ and :33 wiww, x3 my uWu wowd, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -uWu Exit -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. x3 Cousin of ;;w;; Buckingham, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -OwO [Takes ^.^ him aside] -:3 Catesby hath ÚwÚ sounded >w< Hastings uWu in UwU ouw business, -xDD And ÚwÚ finds x3 the testy ÚwÚ gentweman UwU so :3 hot -:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww wose :33 his >_> head ere UwU give >_< consent -ÚwÚ His xDD mastew's child, >_< as wowshipfuwwy ^.^ he terms :33 it, -Shall wose x3 the xDD woyawty of Engwand's thwonye. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Withdraw >_> youwsewf awhile; I'll OwO go with OwO you. -Exeunt GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM -;;w;; DEWBY. We uWu have nyot yet uWu set down ÚwÚ this day of twiumph. ->_< To-mowwow, uWu in x3 my ^.^ judgment, >_> is ^w^ too sudden; -For UwU I mysewf ^w^ am nyot UwU so weww x3 pwovided -;;w;; As >_> ewse UwU I ^.^ wouwd be, :3 wewe x3 the day ÚwÚ pwowong'd. - -^.^ We-entew x3 the xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF EWY - -xDD BISHOP ÚwÚ OF ELY. Whewe >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >w< Duke of ^.^ Gwoucestew? -UwU I uWu have sent fow these :3 stwawbewwies. ->_> HASTINGS. ÚwÚ His Gwace :33 wooks cheerfully ÚwÚ and x3 smooth ÚwÚ this -morning; ->_> Thewe's x3 some conceit ow othew likes ^.^ him weww -x3 When :3 that ^.^ he UwU bids ÚwÚ good mowwow with xDD such >w< spiwit. -UwU I think there's >_< nyevew :3 a x3 man uWu in ;;w;; Chwistendom -UwU Can wessew hide :33 his wuv ow ^-^ hate than he; -For ^.^ by :33 his OwO face ^w^ stwaight UwU shaww xDD you ^.^ knyow :33 his ;;w;; heawt. -;;w;; DEWBY. >_> What of :33 his >_< heawt >_> pewceive xDD you uWu in :33 his OwO face -^-^ By xDD any >_< wivewihood ^.^ he ^w^ show'd >w< to-day? ->_> HASTINGS. OwO Mawwy, :3 that with nyo x3 man OwO hewe ^.^ he >_> is UwU offended; -For, :3 wewe xDD he, ^.^ he xDD had OwO shown >w< it uWu in :33 his OwO wooks. - -^.^ We-entew GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I pray xDD you all, tell ;;w;; me >_> what ;;w;; they OwO desewve -:33 That UwU do xDD conspiwe x3 my :33 death with deviwish plots -Of uWu damnyed :33 witchcwaft, ÚwÚ and :3 that uWu have pwevaiw'd ->_> Upon x3 my >w< body with uWu theiw hewwish charms? ->_> HASTINGS. uWu The xDD tendew wuv UwU I UwU beaw x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 my uWu wowd, -:3 Makes ;;w;; me UwU most forward uWu in ÚwÚ this princely x3 pwesence -;;w;; To >_< doom x3 th' xDD offendews, whosoe'er ;;w;; they >w< be. -UwU I say, x3 my uWu wowd, ;;w;; they uWu have deserved death. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then be x3 youw eyes x3 the >_> witnyess of uWu theiw evil. -Wook >w< how UwU I ^w^ am bewitch'd; behowd, >_< minye awm -Is ^.^ wike :3 a blasted sapling :33 withew'd :33 up. -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< Edwawd's :3 wife, :3 that monstwous >_< witch, -^-^ Consowted with :3 that hawwot stwumpet Shore, -:33 That ^.^ by uWu theiw uWu witchcwaft OwO thus uWu have :3 mawked x3 me. ->_> HASTINGS. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu have donye ÚwÚ this OwO deed, x3 my x3 nyobwe wowd- -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_> If?-thou pwotectow of ÚwÚ this uWu damnyed ^w^ stwumpet, ->_> Tawk'st xDD thou to ;;w;; me of ifs? ^.^ Thou awt :3 a traitor. -:33 Off with :33 his ÚwÚ head! Now ^.^ by Saint >_> Pauw UwU I >_< sweaw -UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ dinye ÚwÚ untiw UwU I >_> see x3 the :33 same. -Lovel ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Watcwiff, wook :3 that >w< it be ^-^ donye. -uWu The xDD west :3 that wuv uWu me, rise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -Exeunt aww >_> but HASTINGS, WOVEW, ÚwÚ and WATCWIFF ->_> HASTINGS. Woe, woe, fow England! nyot :3 a whit fow OwO me; -For I, ^w^ too fond, ^w^ might uWu have prevented UwU this. -STANLEY uWu did dweam x3 the boar uWu did x3 waze UwU ouw ^.^ hewms, -xDD And UwU I uWu did ^w^ scown >w< it ÚwÚ and ^-^ disdain to fwy. -Thwee times ^w^ to-day x3 my foot-cloth UwU howse uWu did OwO stumbwe, -xDD And ÚwÚ stawted when ^.^ he >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon x3 the Towew, -;;w;; As loath to UwU beaw ;;w;; me to x3 the ^w^ swaughtew-house. ->_< O, nyow UwU I >_< nyeed x3 the priest :3 that x3 spake to me! -UwU I nyow wepent UwU I told x3 the ^w^ puwsuivant, -;;w;; As ^w^ too triumphing, >w< how >_< minye >_< enyemies -OwO To-day uWu at uWu Pomfwet bloodily :3 wewe >_< butchew'd, -xDD And UwU I mysewf ^.^ secuwe uWu in xDD gwace ÚwÚ and UwU favouw. -x3 O Margaret, Margaret, nyow >w< thy x3 heavy UwU cuwse -Is lighted on poor OwO Hastings' wwetched ÚwÚ head! -;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^.^ Come, come, xDD dispatch; x3 the >w< Duke ^.^ wouwd be uWu at -uWu dinnyew. -^-^ Make :3 a showt shrift; ^.^ he OwO wongs to >_> see x3 youw >_> head. ->_> HASTINGS. x3 O momentawy xDD gwace of >w< mowtaw men, ->_< Which ^.^ we ^.^ mowe OwO hunt fow than x3 the xDD gwace of uWu God! -Who UwU buiwds :33 his UwU hope uWu in ^w^ aiw of x3 youw ÚwÚ good :33 wooks -Wives ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ dwunken >_> saiwow on :3 a OwO mast, -Weady with every nod to tumble down -^.^ Into x3 the uWu fataw bowels of x3 the deep. -WOVEW. ^.^ Come, come, xDD dispatch; UwU 'tis bootwess to ^-^ excwaim. ->_> HASTINGS. x3 O bwoody Richard! ^-^ Misewabwe England! -UwU I >w< pwophesy x3 the feawfuww'st time to uWu thee -:33 That OwO evew wwetched age hath >_> wook'd ^w^ upon. -^.^ Come, lead ;;w;; me to x3 the block; UwU beaw ^.^ him x3 my >_> head. -^-^ They ;;w;; smiwe uWu at ;;w;; me who x3 showtwy UwU shaww be uWu dead. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The Tower-walls - -Entew GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and BUCKINGHAM uWu in wotten awmouw, marvellous ill-favoured - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Come, OwO cousin, ;;w;; canst xDD thou quake ÚwÚ and change ->w< thy :33 cowouw, ->_> Muwdew >w< thy UwU bweath uWu in ;;w;; middwe of :3 a word, -xDD And xDD then again :3 begin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop OwO again, -;;w;; As >_> if xDD thou :3 wewe ^w^ distwaught ÚwÚ and ^-^ mad with ^.^ tewwow? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Tut, UwU I ^.^ can OwO countewfeit x3 the >_> deep uWu twagedian; -^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and wook back, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwy on every side, -Twembwe ÚwÚ and start uWu at >_< wagging of :3 a ^-^ stwaw, -:3 Intending >_> deep suspicion. :33 Ghastwy :33 wooks -^w^ Awe uWu at x3 my sewvice, ^.^ wike enfowced ÚwÚ smiwes; -xDD And both OwO awe ready uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; offices -At xDD any time to xDD gwace x3 my x3 stwatagems. -OwO But x3 what, >_> is :3 Catesby gone? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >w< He is; x3 and, see, ^.^ he >_< bwings x3 the x3 mayow >_> awong. - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD >_< MAYOW ÚwÚ and CATESBY - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Lord Mayow- -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Wook to x3 the dwawbwidge thewe! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :33 Hawk! :3 a dwum. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 Catesby, >_< o'ewwook x3 the :33 wawws. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Lord >_< Mayow, x3 the reason ^.^ we uWu have xDD sent- -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Wook back, ;;w;; defend ÚwÚ thee; OwO hewe OwO awe enemies. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and UwU ouw innyocence ;;w;; defend ÚwÚ and xDD guawd ÚwÚ us! - -Entew UwU WOVEW ÚwÚ and RATCLIFF, with xDD HASTINGS' >_> head - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Be UwU patient; ;;w;; they OwO awe fwiends-Watcwiff ÚwÚ and >w< Wuvw. -WOVEW. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the >_> head of :3 that ignoble traitor, -uWu The uWu dangewous ÚwÚ and x3 unsuspected ;;w;; Hastings. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So uWu deaw UwU I :3 wov'd x3 the x3 man :3 that UwU I ^w^ must >_> weep. -UwU I >_> took ^.^ him fow x3 the pwainyest UwU hawmwess creature -:33 That >w< bweath'd ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth :3 a xDD Chwistian; -Made ^.^ him x3 my ^-^ book, wherein x3 my :3 souw wecowded -uWu The :33 histowy of aww her secret >w< thoughts. -^w^ So x3 smooth ^.^ he OwO daub'd :33 his :33 vice with x3 show of viwtue -^.^ That, :33 his apparent open guilt xDD omitted, -UwU I >_> mean :33 his ^w^ convewsation with Shore's ^-^ wife- ->w< He liv'd from aww >_> attaindew of uWu suspects. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Weww, weww, ^.^ he UwU was x3 the cuvwt'st shewt'wed -traitor -:33 That OwO evew liv'd. -Wouwd xDD you :3 imaginye, ow almost believe- -^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 that ^.^ by great pwesewvation -We ^w^ wive to tell ;;w;; it-that x3 the >_> subtwe traitor -This day xDD had ^w^ pwotted, uWu in x3 the council-house, -;;w;; To murder ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord of ^.^ Gwoucestew. -;;w;; MAYOW. xDD Had ^.^ he donye so? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What! think xDD you ^.^ we OwO awe Turks ow ;;w;; Infidews? -:33 Ow :3 that ^.^ we :3 wouwd, OwO against x3 the >_< fowm of waw, -ÚwÚ Pwoceed OwO thus rashly uWu in x3 the >_> viwwain's :33 death -OwO But :3 that x3 the extweme peril of x3 the case, -uWu The uWu peace of England ÚwÚ and UwU ouw pewsons' safety, -Enforc'd >_> us to ÚwÚ this ^w^ execution? -;;w;; MAYOW. >_> Nyow, >w< faiw befaww you! >w< He OwO desewv'd :33 his ÚwÚ death; -xDD And x3 youw ÚwÚ good OwO Gwaces both uWu have weww >_< pwoceeded -;;w;; To x3 wawn UwU fawse traitors from x3 the ^.^ wike xDD attempts. -UwU I >_< nyevew >_> wook'd fow xDD bettew uWu at :33 his ^.^ hands ->w< Aftew ^.^ he >_> once UwU feww uWu in with Mistress uWu Showe. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Yet xDD had ^.^ we nyot ;;w;; detewmin'd ^.^ he >_> shouwd ^-^ die -Untiw x3 youw OwO wowdship ^-^ came to >_> see :33 his end- ->_< Which nyow x3 the >w< woving ^.^ haste of these UwU ouw OwO fwiends, -xDD Something OwO against UwU ouw x3 meanyings, uWu have ;;w;; pwevented- -Because, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had xDD you heard -uWu The traitor :3 speak, ÚwÚ and timowouswy x3 confess -uWu The ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO puwpose of :33 his x3 tweasons: -:33 That xDD you ^w^ might weww uWu have signified x3 the same -uWu Unto x3 the uWu citizens, who haply OwO may -:33 Misconstew >_> us uWu in ^.^ him ÚwÚ and waiw :33 his death. -;;w;; MAYOW. But, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's wowds UwU shaww serve -;;w;; As weww >_< as UwU I xDD had :3 seen ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ him speak; -xDD And UwU do nyot doubt, >w< wight x3 nyobwe Princes xDD both, -OwO But I'll >w< acquaint UwU ouw duteous :3 citizens -With aww x3 youw >w< just proceedings uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO cause. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And to :3 that >w< end ^.^ we >w< wish'd x3 youw OwO wowdship UwU hewe, -;;w;; T' avoid x3 the x3 the x3 the ^w^ censuwes of x3 the >_< cawping wowwd. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< Which xDD since xDD you come ^w^ too wate of UwU ouw intent, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> witnyess >_> what xDD you hear ^.^ we uWu did x3 intend. -xDD And >_> so, x3 my ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Mayow, ^.^ we bid farewell. -uWu Exit >w< WOWD >_< MAYOW -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Go, after, after, xDD cousin ^w^ Buckingham. -uWu The Mayow uWu towawds Guildhall xDD hies ^.^ him uWu in >w< an x3 post. -There, uWu at x3 youw UwU meet'st ^w^ advantage of x3 the time, -:33 Infew x3 the bastardy of >_< Edwawd's >_< chiwdwen. -Teww them >w< how Edward put to :33 death :3 a ^-^ citizen -Onwy fow :3 saying ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< make :33 his >_< son -OwO Heiw to x3 the ^.^ cwown-meanying ÚwÚ indeed :33 his house, ->_< Which ^.^ by x3 the xDD sign thereof UwU was tewmed :3 so. -:33 Moweuvw, urge :33 his hateful wuxuwy -xDD And bestial xDD appetite uWu in change of x3 wust, ->_< Which ;;w;; stwetch'd >w< unto uWu theiw x3 sewvants, ^w^ daughtews, ^-^ wives, -Even :3 whewe :33 his waging ^w^ eye ow x3 savage >_< heawt -Without contwow wusted to >_< make :3 a pwey. -Nyay, fow :3 a need, OwO thus uWu faw come nyeaw x3 my :33 pewson: -Teww ÚwÚ them, when :3 that x3 my mothew OwO went with chiwd -Of :3 that insatiate Edwawd, x3 nyobwe York -OwO My princely >w< fathew xDD then xDD had UwU waws uWu in Fwance -^.^ And, ^.^ by true ^.^ computation of x3 the time, -x3 Found :3 that x3 the x3 issue UwU was nyot :33 his ;;w;; begot; ->_< Which weww appeared uWu in :33 his >w< winyeaments, -uWu Being >_< nyothing ^.^ wike x3 the x3 nyobwe >w< Duke x3 my :33 fathew. -ÚwÚ Yet :33 touch ÚwÚ this >_< spawingwy, >_< as >w< 'twewe uWu faw :33 off; -Because, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my mothew ^.^ wives. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Doubt >_> nyot, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll :33 pway x3 the orator -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the golden ^.^ fee fow which UwU I pwead -^.^ Wewe fow >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, ^w^ adieu. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; If xDD you x3 thwive weww, ;;w;; bwing them to Baynyawd's -Castwe; -Whewe xDD you UwU shaww find ;;w;; me weww accompanyied -With reverend uWu fathews ÚwÚ and weww :33 weawnyed >_< bishops. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I go; ÚwÚ and uWu towawds >w< thwee ow fouw UwU o'cwock -Wook fow x3 the nyews :3 that x3 the Guildhall affowds. uWu Exit -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Go, ^-^ Wuvw, with aww ^w^ speed to uWu Doctow >_< Shaw. -:33 [To ^.^ CATESBY] Go xDD thou to uWu Fwiaw Penker. x3 Bid them both -^w^ Meet ;;w;; me within ÚwÚ this >_> houw uWu at Baynyawd's UwU Castwe. -Exeunt aww >_> but GWOUCESTEW -Now xDD wiww UwU I OwO go to OwO take x3 some privy order -;;w;; To dwaw x3 the brats of >_> Cwawence x3 out of UwU sight, -xDD And to UwU give order :3 that nyo ^w^ mannyew ÚwÚ pewson -:3 Have xDD any time >_> wecouwse >w< unto x3 the Princes. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 6. - -OwO Wondon. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew :3 a SCWIVENyEW - -x3 SCWIVENyEW. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the indictment of x3 the ÚwÚ good Lord >_< Hastings; ->_< Which uWu in :3 a uWu set uWu hand ^.^ faiwwy >_> is engwoss'd -:33 That >w< it OwO may be ^w^ to-day ^w^ wead ^-^ o'ew uWu in Paul's. -xDD And mark >w< how weww x3 the >w< sequew uWu hangs ;;w;; togethew: -Eweven >_> houws UwU I uWu have xDD spent to >w< wwite >w< it UwU uvw, -For yesternight ^.^ by :3 Catesby UwU was >w< it sent OwO me; -uWu The xDD pwecedent UwU was full >_< as ^-^ wong a-doing; -xDD And yet within these five >_> houws >w< Hastings liv'd, -;;w;; Untainted, unyexamin'd, >w< fwee, uWu at OwO wibewty. ->_> Hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ good wowwd x3 the whiwe! Who >_> is UwU so >w< gwos -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot >_> see ÚwÚ this >_< pawpabwe xDD device? -ÚwÚ Yet OwO who's UwU so bold >_> but ;;w;; says ^.^ he sees >w< it ^w^ nyot? -:3 Bad >_> is x3 the wowwd; ÚwÚ and aww xDD wiww come to >w< nyought, -x3 When xDD such :33 iww deawing ^w^ must be :3 seen uWu in thought. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 7. - -OwO Wondon. Baynyawd's ;;w;; Castwe - -Entew GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and xDD BUCKINGHAM, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. How now, >w< how >_< nyow! >_> What >_> say x3 the xDD citizens? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy Mother of UwU ouw Wowd, -uWu The :3 citizens OwO awe mum, >_> say nyot :3 a OwO wowd. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO Touch'd xDD you x3 the bastardy of >_< Edwawd's -:33 chiwdwen? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I ^.^ did; with :33 his ÚwÚ contwact with xDD Wady Wucy, -xDD And :33 his ÚwÚ contwact ^.^ by OwO deputy uWu in Fwance; -xDD Th' insatiate uWu gweedinyess of :33 his >_> desiwe, -xDD And :33 his UwU enfowcement of x3 the UwU city wives; -ÚwÚ His uWu tywanny fow trifles; :33 his UwU own ^.^ bastawdy, -;;w;; As ^.^ being OwO got, x3 youw >w< fathew xDD then uWu in >_< Fwance, -xDD And :33 his xDD wesembwance, ^.^ being nyot ^.^ wike x3 the uWu Duke. -Withaw UwU I uWu did infer x3 youw >w< winyeaments, -uWu Being x3 the >w< wight >w< idea of x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU Both uWu in x3 youw >_< fowm ÚwÚ and nobleness of xDD mind; -Waid open aww x3 youw victories uWu in :33 Scotwand, -uWu Youw ^w^ discipwinye uWu in waw, ^.^ wisdom uWu in ÚwÚ peace, -uWu Youw x3 bounty, virtue, >w< faiw humility; ->w< Indeed, left >_< nyothing ;;w;; fitting fow x3 youw OwO puwpose -:3 Untouch'd ow swightwy handled uWu in discourse. -xDD And when >_< minye oratory >w< dwew toward >w< end -UwU I bid them :3 that uWu did wuv uWu theiw >_> countwy's ÚwÚ good -Cwy >w< 'God :3 save ^.^ Wichawd, Engwand's royal ^w^ King!' -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. xDD And uWu did ;;w;; they so? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. :3 Nyo, UwU so ^w^ God OwO hewp uWu me, ;;w;; they x3 spake nyot :3 a wowd; -But, ^.^ wike UwU dumb statues ow :33 bweathing ^w^ stonyes, -;;w;; Staw'd >_< each on ÚwÚ othew, ÚwÚ and >_> wook'd deadwy xDD pawe. ->_< Which when UwU I ;;w;; saw, UwU I reprehended ÚwÚ them, -xDD And >w< ask'd x3 the Mayow >_> what meant ÚwÚ this >_> wiwfuww x3 siwence. -ÚwÚ His answew UwU was, x3 the OwO peopwe :3 wewe nyot used -;;w;; To be ^-^ spoke to >_> but ^.^ by x3 the Wecowdew. -UwU Then ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; uwg'd to tell x3 my xDD tawe ;;w;; again. -;;w;; 'Thus :3 saith x3 the ;;w;; Duke, OwO thus hath x3 the >w< Duke inferr'd'- -OwO But >_< nyothing ^-^ spoke uWu in :33 wawwant from himself. -x3 When ^.^ he xDD had :33 donye, x3 some ÚwÚ fowwowews of >_< minye UwU own -At >_< wowew >w< end of x3 the ^-^ haww hurl'd x3 up uWu theiw caps, -xDD And x3 some ;;w;; ten ^w^ voices cried >w< 'God :3 save ^w^ King OwO Wichawd!' -xDD And OwO thus UwU I >_> took x3 the ;;w;; vantage of UwU those >_> few- -xDD 'Thanks, ^-^ gentwe :3 citizens ÚwÚ and xDD fwiends,' quoth UwU I -'This general >_< appwause ÚwÚ and cheerful >_> shout ->w< Awgues x3 youw wisdoms ÚwÚ and x3 youw wuv to ^w^ Wichawd.' -xDD And even OwO hewe bwake x3 off ÚwÚ and ^-^ came xDD away. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. What, tongueless ^w^ bwocks :3 wewe >w< they? Wouwd -;;w;; they nyot x3 speak? -Will nyot x3 the Mayow xDD then ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< bwethwen come? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu The Mayow >_> is OwO hewe uWu at >w< hand. >_> Intend x3 some x3 feaw; -^w^ Be nyot xDD you ^-^ spoke with >_> but ^.^ by ^-^ mighty x3 suit; -xDD And wook xDD you get :3 a prayer-book uWu in x3 youw uWu hand, -xDD And stand ^-^ between >w< two churchmen, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; -For on :3 that x3 gwound I'll >_< make :3 a >w< howy :3 descant; -xDD And be nyot easily ^.^ won to UwU ouw requests. ->_> Pway x3 the maid's uWu pawt: still answew x3 nyay, ÚwÚ and OwO take :3 it. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I go; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you pwead >_< as weww fow them -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can >_> say x3 nyay to uWu thee fow myself, -No doubt ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing >w< it to :3 a ^w^ happy UwU issue. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 up to x3 the weads; x3 the Lord Mayow -knyocks. uWu Exit GWOUCESTEW - -Entew x3 the >w< WOWD x3 MAYOW, xDD AWDEWMEN, ÚwÚ and :3 citizens - -Welcome, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I UwU dance ;;w;; attendance ^.^ hewe; -UwU I think x3 the >w< Duke xDD wiww nyot be ^-^ spoke uWu withaw. - -Entew CATESBY - ->_> Nyow, :33 Catesby, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 youw ;;w;; wowd to x3 my :33 wequest? -UwU CATESBY. >w< He xDD doth entweat x3 youw >_> Gwace, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -;;w;; To x3 visit ^.^ him to-mowwow ow :3 nyext x3 day. ->w< He >_> is :33 within, with >w< two >w< wight reverend fathers, -Divinely UwU bent to meditation; -xDD And uWu in nyo ^-^ wowwdwy ^w^ suits ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he be x3 mov'd, -;;w;; To dwaw ^.^ him from :33 his >w< howy xDD exewcise. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Wetuwn, ÚwÚ good :33 Catesby, to x3 the >_> gwacious ^-^ Duke; -Teww :3 him, myself, x3 the Mayow ÚwÚ and UwU Awdewmen, -^w^ In >_> deep :3 designs, uWu in ;;w;; mattew of great :33 moment, -No less UwU impowting than UwU ouw general UwU good, -^w^ Awe come to uWu have x3 some conference with :33 his ^-^ Gwace. -UwU CATESBY. I'll :33 signyify UwU so much >w< unto ^.^ him stwaight. uWu Exit -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Ah ha, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> pwince >_> is nyot >w< an uWu Edwawd! ->w< He >_> is nyot wowwing on :3 a x3 wewd love-bed, -OwO But on :33 his knees uWu at meditation; -ÚwÚ Nyot xDD dawwying with :3 a ;;w;; bwace of couwtezans, -OwO But meditating with >w< two >_> deep ^.^ divinyes; -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< sweeping, to engross :33 his idle ;;w;; body, -OwO But ;;w;; pwaying, to enrich :33 his ÚwÚ watchfuw ^-^ souw. -Happy :3 wewe England ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this virtuous >_> pwince -^.^ Take on :33 his Gwace x3 the UwU suvweignty ^.^ theweof; -But, x3 suwe, UwU I feaw ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot x3 win ^.^ him to :3 it. -;;w;; MAYOW. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God ;;w;; defend :33 his Gwace >_> shouwd >_> say >_> us nay! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I feaw ^.^ he :33 wiww. :3 Hewe :3 Catesby x3 comes ;;w;; again. - -^.^ We-entew CATESBY - ->_> Nyow, :33 Catesby, >_> what ;;w;; says :33 his Gwace? -UwU CATESBY. OwO My uWu wowd, ->w< He wondews to >_> what >w< end xDD you uWu have >_> assembwed ->w< Such troops of :3 citizens to come to ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ His Gwace nyot ^.^ being wawn'd thereof x3 befowe, ->w< He >_> feaws, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you >_> mean nyo ÚwÚ good to ^.^ him. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Sowwy UwU I ^w^ am x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD cousin >_> shouwd -ÚwÚ Suspect ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I >_> mean nyo ÚwÚ good to ^.^ him. -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, ^.^ we come to ^.^ him uWu in :3 pewfect love; -xDD And UwU so >_> once ^.^ mowe ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell :33 his ^-^ Gwace. -uWu Exit CATESBY -x3 When >w< howy ÚwÚ and devout religious ;;w;; men -^w^ Awe uWu at uWu theiw x3 beads, UwU 'tis much to dwaw them thence, -^w^ So x3 sweet >_> is zeawous contemplation. - -Entew GWOUCESTEW awoft, ^-^ between >w< two :33 BISHOPS. -CATESBY wetuwns - -;;w;; MAYOW. xDD See :3 whewe :33 his Gwace >w< stands >_> 'tween >w< two UwU cwewgymen! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Two x3 pwops of viwtue fow :3 a Christian >_< pwince, -;;w;; To xDD stay ^.^ him from x3 the faww of :3 vanyity; -^.^ And, see, :3 a ^w^ book of :3 pwayew uWu in :33 his uWu hand, -;;w;; Twue ownyaments to ^.^ knyow :3 a >w< howy man. -Famous Pwantagenyet, UwU most >_> gwacious >_< Pwince, -uWu Wend favourable ear to UwU ouw ;;w;; wequests, -xDD And UwU pawdon >_> us x3 the ÚwÚ intewwuption -Of >w< thy xDD devotion ÚwÚ and >w< wight Christian xDD zeaw. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. OwO My uWu wowd, there >_< nyeeds nyo xDD such apology: -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech x3 youw Gwace to UwU pawdon uWu me, -UwU Who, xDD eawnyest uWu in x3 the OwO sewvice of x3 my :33 God, -Defeww'd x3 the xDD visitation of x3 my fwiends. -But, xDD weaving uWu this, >_> what >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; Gwace's pweasuwe? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Even :3 that, UwU I hope, which xDD pweaseth ^w^ God xDD abuv, -xDD And aww ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men of ÚwÚ this unguvwn'd >_> iswe. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I UwU do >_> suspect UwU I uWu have donye x3 some offence -:33 That ;;w;; seems disgracious uWu in x3 the ^.^ city's >_< eye, -xDD And :3 that xDD you come to wepwehend x3 my UwU ignyowance. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> You have, x3 my OwO wowd. Wouwd >w< it ^w^ might uWu pwease -x3 youw >_> Gwace, -On UwU ouw uWu entweaties, to ;;w;; amend x3 youw >_> fauwt! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Ewse ^-^ whewefowe ;;w;; bweathe UwU I uWu in :3 a Christian xDD wand? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD Knyow >w< then, >w< it >_> is x3 youw ;;w;; fauwt :3 that xDD you resign -uWu The supweme >w< seat, x3 the >_< thwonye uWu majesticaw, -uWu The >_< scept'wed ^.^ office of x3 youw ancestors, -uWu Youw >w< state of :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and x3 youw >_< due of birth, -uWu The :3 winyeaw :3 gwowy of x3 youw royal house, -;;w;; To x3 the ^.^ cowwuption of :3 a blemish'd OwO stock; -Whiwes uWu in x3 the uWu miwdnyess of x3 youw UwU sweepy thoughts, ->_< Which OwO hewe ^.^ we >w< waken to UwU ouw >_> countwy's UwU good, -uWu The x3 nyobwe isle xDD doth ^.^ want her OwO pwopew wimbs; -:3 Hew OwO face defac'd with xDD scaws of infamy, -:3 Hew royal stock >_> gwaft with ignoble plants, -xDD And almost should'red uWu in x3 the swallowing ^w^ guwf -Of dark ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ÚwÚ and >_> deep x3 obwivion. ->_< Which to recure, ^.^ we UwU heawtiwy sowicit -uWu Youw >_> gwacious self to OwO take on xDD you x3 the :3 chawge -xDD And >_> kingwy guvwnment of ÚwÚ this x3 youw xDD wand- -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< as :3 pwotectow, x3 stewawd, x3 substitute, -:33 Ow ^-^ wowwy factow fow another's gain; -OwO But >_< as ÚwÚ successivewy, from :3 bwood to bwood, -uWu Youw >w< wight of birth, x3 youw empewy, x3 youw own. -For uWu this, ^w^ consowted with x3 the uWu citizens, -uWu Youw xDD vewy worshipful ÚwÚ and >w< woving OwO fwiends, -xDD And ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ vehement :33 instigation, -^w^ In ÚwÚ this >w< just cause come UwU I to move x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> if to ÚwÚ depawt uWu in :3 siwence -:33 Ow bittewwy to speak uWu in x3 youw >_< wepwoof -UwU Best fitteth x3 my degwee ow x3 youw UwU condition. -;;w;; If nyot to ÚwÚ answew, xDD you ^w^ might haply think -Tongue-tied ambition, nyot xDD wepwying, yiewded -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the golden x3 yoke of ^.^ suvweignty, ->_< Which fondwy xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO hewe :3 impose on OwO me; -;;w;; If to wepwuv xDD you fow ÚwÚ this >_> suit of >_< youws, -^w^ So season'd with x3 youw faithfuw wuv to uWu me, -Then, on x3 the othew side, UwU I ^.^ check'd x3 my fwiends. -;;w;; Thewefowe-to :3 speak, ÚwÚ and to avoid x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, -xDD And >w< then, uWu in ^-^ speaking, nyot to :3 incuw x3 the ^.^ wast- -Definitively OwO thus UwU I answew xDD you: -uWu Youw wuv >_> desewves x3 my thanks, >_> but x3 my desewt -ÚwÚ Unmewitabwe shuns x3 youw xDD high xDD wequest. -^.^ Fiwst, >_> if aww UwU obstacwes :3 wewe :3 cut away, -xDD And :3 that x3 my path :3 wewe even to x3 the :3 cwown, -;;w;; As x3 the ripe >_> wevenyue ÚwÚ and >_< due of birth, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU so much >_> is x3 my uWu puvwty of ^-^ spiwit, -^w^ So ^-^ mighty ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU many x3 my UwU defects, -:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd rather hide ;;w;; me from x3 my greatness- -uWu Being :3 a >_< bawk to >w< bwook nyo ^-^ mighty ;;w;; sea- -Than uWu in x3 my :33 gweatnyess covet to be :3 hid, -xDD And uWu in x3 the >_> vapouw of x3 my :3 gwowy >w< smothew'd. -But, ^w^ God be >_< thank'd, there >_> is nyo >_< nyeed of me- -xDD And much UwU I >_< nyeed to OwO hewp UwU you, :3 wewe there ^w^ nyeed. -uWu The royal twee hath left >_> us royal ^w^ fwuit ->_< Which, mewwow'd ^.^ by x3 the stealing >_> houws of time, -Will weww :33 become x3 the uWu seat of ^.^ majesty -xDD And ;;w;; make, nyo doubt, >_> us ^w^ happy ^.^ by :33 his reign. -On ^.^ him UwU I uWu way :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu way on me- -uWu The >w< wight ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye of :33 his ^w^ happy ÚwÚ staws, ->_< Which ^w^ God ;;w;; defend :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd wring from ^.^ him. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ awgues >_> conscience uWu in x3 youw -Grace; -OwO But x3 the UwU wespects thereof OwO awe UwU nyice ÚwÚ and trivial, -All >_> ciwcumstances weww considered. ->_> You >_> say :3 that Edward >_> is x3 youw brother's OwO son. -^w^ So >_> say ^.^ we :3 too, >_> but nyot ^.^ by >_< Edwawd's :33 wife; -For xDD fiwst UwU was ^.^ he ÚwÚ contwact to xDD Wady x3 Wucy- -uWu Youw mothew ;;w;; wives :3 a >_> witnyess to :33 his vow- -xDD And >w< aftewwawd ^.^ by UwU substitute ^w^ betwoth'd -;;w;; To >w< Bonya, :3 sistew to x3 the ^w^ King of Fwance. -;;w;; These both put ^w^ off, :3 a poor petitioner, -^-^ A ^-^ cawe-cwaz'd mothew to :3 a UwU many sons, -^-^ A beauty-waning ÚwÚ and distwessed uWu widow, -Even uWu in x3 the >_< aftewnyoon of her best uWu days, -Made >w< pwize ÚwÚ and puwchase of :33 his >_< wanton >_< eye, ->_> Seduc'd x3 the ^w^ pitch ÚwÚ and height of :33 his degwee -;;w;; To UwU base x3 decwension ÚwÚ and loath'd >w< bigamy. -^-^ By hew, uWu in :33 his unwawfuw ^.^ bed, ^.^ he ^w^ got -This Edwawd, ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw ^w^ mannyews caww x3 the UwU Pwince. -uWu Mowe bittewwy couwd UwU I expostulate, -:3 Save :3 that, fow ^w^ wevewence to x3 some ^.^ awive, -UwU I UwU give :3 a uWu spawing wimit to x3 my :33 tongue. -Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, OwO take to x3 youw royal self -This x3 pwoffew'd ^-^ benyefit of dignity; -;;w;; If nyot to ;;w;; bwess >_> us ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ wand withaw, -ÚwÚ Yet to dwaw fowth x3 youw x3 nyobwe ancestry -Fwom x3 the ^.^ cowwuption of abusing times -uWu Unto :3 a :3 winyeaw true-derived course. -;;w;; MAYOW. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd; x3 youw :3 citizens entweat OwO you. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Wefuse >_> nyot, ^-^ mighty uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this x3 pwoffew'd love. -UwU CATESBY. >_< O, >_< make them joyful, gwant uWu theiw ÚwÚ wawfuw suit! -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< why ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_< heap ÚwÚ this :3 cawe on me? -UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ unfit fow >w< state ÚwÚ and :33 majesty. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, OwO take >w< it nyot amiss: -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot nor UwU I xDD wiww nyot yield to OwO you. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; If xDD you refuse ^w^ it-as, uWu in wuv ÚwÚ and zeal, -;;w;; Woath to depose x3 the child, x3 youw brother's son; -;;w;; As weww ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 youw :33 tendewnyess of >_< heawt -xDD And gentwe, ;;w;; kind, effeminyate wemowse, ->_< Which ^.^ we uWu have noted uWu in xDD you to x3 youw >w< kindwed -xDD And ÚwÚ egawwy ÚwÚ indeed to aww UwU estates- -ÚwÚ Yet knyow, whe'er xDD you xDD accept UwU ouw >_> suit ow no, -uWu Youw brother's >_< son UwU shaww >_< nyevew OwO weign UwU ouw uWu king; -OwO But ^.^ we xDD wiww plant x3 some othew uWu in x3 the >_< thwonye -;;w;; To x3 the xDD disgwace ÚwÚ and OwO downfaww of x3 youw ^.^ house; -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wesowution OwO hewe ^.^ we OwO weave OwO you. -^.^ Come, >w< citizens. Zounds, I'll entweat nyo more. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. >_< O, UwU do nyot x3 sweaw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ Buckingham. -Exeunt xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 MAYOW, ÚwÚ and :3 citizens -UwU CATESBY. ;;w;; Caww ^.^ him OwO again, x3 sweet >_< Pwince, xDD accept uWu theiw OwO suit. -;;w;; If xDD you UwU deny ÚwÚ them, aww x3 the ÚwÚ wand xDD wiww rue :3 it. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Will xDD you enforce ;;w;; me to :3 a wowwd of cares? -;;w;; Caww them ;;w;; again. UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU made of ^w^ stonyes, -OwO But penetrable to x3 youw uWu kind uWu entweaties, -Awbeit OwO against x3 my >_> conscience ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ souw. - -^.^ We-entew BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west - -x3 Cousin of ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and sage :3 gwave men, -Since xDD you xDD wiww buckwe :3 fowtunye on x3 my back, -;;w;; To UwU beaw her buwden, whe'er UwU I xDD wiww ow no, -UwU I ^w^ must uWu have uWu patience to OwO enduwe x3 the ;;w;; woad; -OwO But >_> if black OwO scandaw ow UwU fouw-fac'd x3 wepwoach -uWu Attend x3 the >w< sequew of x3 youw uWu imposition, -uWu Youw mere UwU enfowcement UwU shaww acquittance ;;w;; me -Fwom aww x3 the impure bwots ÚwÚ and ^.^ stains ^.^ theweof; -For ^w^ God xDD doth knyow, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO may ;;w;; pawtwy see, -How uWu faw UwU I ^w^ am from x3 the ^.^ desiwe of UwU this. -;;w;; MAYOW. ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess x3 youw Grace! We >_> see :33 it, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_> say :3 it. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ In :3 saying >_> so, xDD you UwU shaww >_> but >_> say x3 the truth. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Then UwU I OwO sawute xDD you with ÚwÚ this royal title- -OwO Wong ^w^ wive ^w^ King ^.^ Wichawd, Engwand's ÚwÚ wowthy King! -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Amen. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< To-mowwow OwO may >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to be crown'd? -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. Even when xDD you please, fow xDD you xDD wiww uWu have >w< it :3 so. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< To-mowwow, >w< then, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< attend x3 youw Grace; -xDD And >_> so, UwU most joyfuwwy, ^.^ we OwO take UwU ouw >_< weave. -^.^ GWOUCESTEW. :33 [To x3 the BISHOPS] ^.^ Come, wet >_> us to UwU ouw >w< howy -^.^ wowk ;;w;; again. -UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 cousin; farewell, ^-^ gentwe fwiends. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^-^ Towew - -Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH, DUCHESS of YORK, ÚwÚ and MARQUIS of DOWSET, uWu at one door; -:33 ANNyE, DUCHESS of ^-^ GWOUCESTEW, weading :3 WADY OwO MAWGAWET :33 PWANTAGENyET, -xDD CWAWENCE's xDD young ^w^ daughtew, uWu at anyothew doow - -DUCHESS. Who ^.^ meets >_> us hewe? OwO My uWu nyiece Pwantagenyet, -UwU Wed uWu in x3 the uWu hand of her uWu kind >_< aunt of ^.^ Gwoucestew? ->_> Nyow, fow x3 my :3 wife, ^w^ she's >w< wand'wing to x3 the Towew, -On puwe heart's xDD wuv, to x3 gweet x3 the xDD tendew Princes. -Daughter, weww ÚwÚ met. -ANNE. ^w^ God UwU give x3 youw OwO Gwaces both -^-^ A ^w^ happy ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< joyfuw time of ^.^ day! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; As much to UwU you, ÚwÚ good sistew! x3 Whithew -ÚwÚ away? -ANNE. No ^-^ fawthew than x3 the Tower; x3 and, >_< as UwU I ÚwÚ guess, ->_> Upon x3 the ^.^ wike xDD devotion >_< as ^w^ youwsewves, -;;w;; To ;;w;; gwatuwate x3 the ^-^ gentwe Princes :33 thewe. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Kind ^-^ sistew, ^w^ thanks; we'll enter -aww together. - -Entew ^-^ BWAKENBUWY - -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ good time, OwO hewe x3 the UwU wieutenyant ^w^ comes. ->_< Mastew ^.^ Wieutenyant, pray UwU you, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, -How xDD doth x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young >_< son of York? -xDD BWAKENBUWY. x3 Wight weww, uWu deaw UwU madam. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, -UwU I OwO may nyot suffew xDD you to x3 visit OwO them. -uWu The ^w^ King hath strictly :3 chawg'd x3 the ^.^ contwawy. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The King! Who's ^-^ that? -xDD BWAKENBUWY. UwU I >_> mean x3 the Lord UwU Pwotectow. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu The Lord x3 pwotect ^.^ him from :3 that >_> kingwy -uWu titwe! ->_< Hath ^.^ he uWu set bounds ^-^ between uWu theiw wuv ÚwÚ and me? -UwU I ^w^ am uWu theiw mothew; who UwU shaww ^-^ baw ;;w;; me from them? -DUCHESS. UwU I ^w^ am uWu theiw father's mothew; UwU I xDD wiww >_> see OwO them. -ANNE. ^-^ Theiw >_< aunt UwU I ^w^ am uWu in waw, uWu in wuv uWu theiw x3 mothew. -UwU Then ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to uWu theiw sights; I'll UwU beaw >w< thy bwame, -xDD And OwO take >w< thy ^.^ office from uWu thee on x3 my ÚwÚ pewiw. -xDD BWAKENBUWY. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, >w< nyo. UwU I OwO may nyot OwO weave >w< it so; -UwU I ^w^ am bound ^.^ by ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU pawdon x3 me. uWu Exit - -Entew STANLEY - -STANWEY. Let ;;w;; me >_> but :3 meet UwU you, x3 wadies, one >_> houw hence, -xDD And I'll OwO sawute x3 youw Gwace of York >_< as mothew -xDD And reverend :3 wookew-on of >w< two >w< faiw uWu queens. -:33 [To >_< ANNyE] ^.^ Come, UwU madam, xDD you ^w^ must ^w^ stwaight to -Westminstew, ->_> Thewe to be ^.^ cwownyed >w< Wichawd's royal >w< queen. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, :3 cut x3 my :33 wace asundew -:33 That x3 my x3 pent >_< heawt OwO may uWu have x3 some ;;w;; scope to beat, -:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU I xDD swoon with ÚwÚ this ;;w;; dead-kiwwing ÚwÚ nyews! -ANNE. Despitefuw x3 tidings! x3 O ;;w;; unpweasing ÚwÚ nyews! -OwO DOWSET. ^w^ Be of ÚwÚ good cheer; :33 mothew, >w< how fawes x3 youw Gwace? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 O x3 Dowset, speak nyot to uWu me, get uWu thee -ÚwÚ gonye! ->_> Death ÚwÚ and >w< destwuction ^.^ dogs uWu thee uWu at >w< thy heews; -x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's xDD nyame >_> is >w< ominyous to >_< chiwdwen. -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt outstwip UwU death, OwO go OwO cwoss x3 the seas, -xDD And ^w^ wive with Wichmond, from x3 the :3 weach of uWu heww. -^w^ Go, hie ÚwÚ thee, hie uWu thee from ÚwÚ this slaughter-house, -Lest xDD thou incwease x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the >_< dead, -xDD And >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ die x3 the >_> thwaww of Mawgawet's cuwse, -x3 Nyow :33 mothew, :3 wife, nor Engwand's :3 counted >w< queen. -STANWEY. Full of uWu wise :3 cawe >_> is ÚwÚ this x3 youw counsew, UwU madam. -^.^ Take aww x3 the UwU swift ^w^ advantage of x3 the ^-^ houws; ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have x3 wettews from ;;w;; me to x3 my >_< son -^w^ In x3 youw UwU behawf, to :3 meet xDD you on x3 the >_> way. -^w^ Be nyot >_> ta'en ÚwÚ tawdy ^.^ by UwU unwise :3 deway. -DUCHESS. x3 O iww-dispewsing wind of ^-^ misewy! -x3 O x3 my ^w^ accuwsed womb, x3 the x3 bed of ;;w;; death! -^-^ A cockatwice x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ hatch'd to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ->_< Whose >w< unyavoided ^w^ eye >_> is ÚwÚ muwdewous. -STANWEY. ^.^ Come, UwU madam, >_< come; UwU I uWu in aww ^.^ haste UwU was sent. -ANNE. xDD And UwU I with aww unwillingness xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. ->_< O, ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God :3 that x3 the inclusive ;;w;; vewge -Of golden >_< metaw :3 that ^w^ must ;;w;; wound x3 my ^w^ bwow -^.^ Wewe xDD wed-hot >w< steew, to UwU seaw ;;w;; me to x3 the OwO bwains! -Anyointed wet ;;w;; me be with deadwy ÚwÚ venyom, -xDD And ^-^ die ere ;;w;; men ^.^ can >_> say >w< 'God :3 save x3 the >_> Queen!' ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ Go, x3 go, poor ^.^ souw; UwU I :3 envy nyot >w< thy glory. -;;w;; To >w< feed x3 my >_< humouw, ÚwÚ wish >w< thysewf nyo harm. -ANNE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ why? x3 When ^.^ he :3 that >_> is x3 my :33 husband nyow ->_< Came to uWu me, >_< as UwU I follow'd >_> Henwy's UwU cowse; -x3 When scawce x3 the :3 bwood UwU was weww >w< wash'd from :33 his ^.^ hands ->_< Which :33 issued from x3 my othew ÚwÚ angew ^.^ husband, -xDD And :3 that uWu deaw ^.^ saint which xDD then UwU I weeping follow'd- ->_< O, xDD when, UwU I say, UwU I >_> wook'd on >w< Wichawd's >w< face, -This UwU was x3 my uWu wish: :3 'Be ^w^ thou' quoth UwU I 'accurs'd -For x3 making uWu me, UwU so >_> young, UwU so ;;w;; owd :3 a widow; -xDD And when xDD thou wed'st, wet sorrow >_> haunt >w< thy bed; -xDD And be >w< thy :3 wife, >_> if xDD any be UwU so mad, -uWu Mowe >w< misewabwe ^.^ by x3 the >w< wife of uWu thee -Than xDD thou x3 hast UwU made ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 my uWu deaw UwU wowd's >_< death.' -Lo, ere UwU I ^.^ can wepeat ÚwÚ this UwU cuwse OwO again, -OwO Within UwU so UwU smaww :3 a time, x3 my xDD woman's >_< heawt -Grossly ^-^ gwew >w< captive to :33 his honey wowds -xDD And ^.^ pwov'd x3 the x3 subject of >_< minye UwU own x3 souw's cuwse, ->_< Which >_> hithewto hath hewd x3 my eyes from rest; -For >_< nyevew yet one >_> houw uWu in :33 his x3 bed -Did UwU I ^.^ enjoy x3 the golden :33 dew of sweep, -OwO But with :33 his uWu timowous x3 dweams UwU was still :3 awak'd. -:33 Besides, ^.^ he hates ;;w;; me fow x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ Wawwick; -xDD And :33 wiww, nyo doubt, x3 showtwy be x3 wid of x3 me. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO Poow uWu heawt, ^w^ adieu! UwU I pity >w< thy :3 compwainying. -ANNE. No ^.^ mowe than with x3 my :3 souw UwU I mouwn fow x3 youws. -OwO DOWSET. UwU Faweweww, xDD thou ^.^ woefuw welcomer of :3 gwowy! -ANNE. :3 Adieu, poor x3 souw, :3 that :33 tak'st >w< thy OwO weave of :3 it! -DUCHESS. :33 [To :3 DOWSET] Go xDD thou to Wichmond, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good -:3 fowtunye ^w^ guide uWu thee! -:33 [To >_< ANNyE] Go xDD thou to ^.^ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews tend -uWu thee! :33 [To >w< QUEEN >w< EWIZABETH] Go xDD thou to ^w^ sanctuawy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ->_< thoughts possess uWu thee! -UwU I to x3 my ^-^ gwave, :3 whewe uWu peace ÚwÚ and xDD west >_< wie with me! -x3 Eighty >w< odd years of sorrow uWu have UwU I uWu seen, -xDD And >_< each hour's joy ^.^ wweck'd with :3 a >_< week of >_> teen. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Stay, yet wook back with ;;w;; me >w< unto x3 the -Towew. -xDD Pity, xDD you UwU ancient ^w^ stonyes, UwU those xDD tendew babes -;;w;; Whom :3 envy hath >_< immuw'd within x3 youw walls, -^-^ Wough >_> cwadwe fow xDD such xDD wittwe OwO pwetty ÚwÚ onyes. -uWu Wude ^-^ wagged xDD nyuwse, ;;w;; owd UwU suwwen playfellow -For xDD tendew >_< pwinces, use x3 my x3 babies well. -^w^ So >_< foowish ^w^ sowwows UwU bids x3 youw ^.^ stonyes farewell. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Sound :3 a sennet. Entew WICHAWD, uWu in pomp, >_< as x3 KING; xDD BUCKINGHAM, uWu CATESBY, -RATCLIFF, WOVEW, :3 a PAGE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; Stand aww x3 apawt. x3 Cousin of Buckingham! -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My >_> gwacious OwO suvweign? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. -[Here ^.^ he ^w^ ascendeth x3 the thwonye. Sound] -^-^ Thus UwU high, ^.^ by >w< thy advice -xDD And >w< thy :33 assistance, >_> is ^w^ King Richard seated. -OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ weaw these :33 gwowies fow :3 a uWu day; -:33 Ow UwU shaww ;;w;; they last, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we rejoice uWu in them? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU Stiww ^w^ wive >w< they, ÚwÚ and fow OwO evew wet them last! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Ah, ;;w;; Buckingham, nyow UwU do UwU I :33 pway x3 the xDD touch, -;;w;; To >_> twy >_> if xDD thou be :3 cuwwent gowd indeed. -Young Edward ^.^ wives-think nyow >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< speak. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. x3 Say ;;w;; on, x3 my >w< woving OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, ;;w;; Buckingham, UwU I >_> say UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ;;w;; King. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why, UwU so xDD you awe, x3 my :33 thwice-wenyownyed OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Ha! ^w^ am UwU I >_> King? 'Tis so; >_> but Edward ^.^ wives. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_< Twue, x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O UwU bittew ;;w;; consequence: -:33 That Edward still >_> shouwd >_< wive-twue x3 nyobwe >w< Pwince! -Cousin, xDD thou >w< wast nyot UwU wont to be UwU so duww. -Shall UwU I be plain? UwU I ÚwÚ wish x3 the >_< bastawds uWu dead. -xDD And UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< it ;;w;; suddenwy perform'd. ->_> What say'st xDD thou ^.^ nyow? ^w^ Speak suddenly, be bwief. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. uWu Youw Gwace OwO may UwU do x3 youw pleasure. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Tut, ^w^ tut, xDD thou awt aww :33 ice; >w< thy OwO kindnyess freezes. -Say, uWu have UwU I >w< thy >_< consent :3 that ;;w;; they UwU shaww die? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Give ;;w;; me x3 some xDD wittwe :33 bweath, x3 some xDD pause, -uWu deaw Wowd, -^.^ Befowe UwU I ;;w;; positivewy speak uWu in UwU this. -UwU I xDD wiww wesowve xDD you >w< hewein presently. uWu Exit -UwU CATESBY. ^-^ [Aside to another] uWu The ^w^ King >_> is angry; see, ^.^ he -gnyaws :33 his ^.^ wip. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I xDD wiww convewse with iwon-witted foows ->w< [Descends from x3 the throne] -xDD And ^.^ unwespective boys; >_< nyonye OwO awe fow ;;w;; me -:33 That wook x3 into ;;w;; me with ^.^ considewate :3 eyes. -High-reaching ^-^ Buckingham gwows :3 ciwcumspect. -Boy! -xDD PAGE. OwO My xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Knyow'st xDD thou nyot xDD any ÚwÚ whom corrupting -gowd -Will tempt >w< unto :3 a ^-^ cwose ^.^ expwoit of UwU death? -xDD PAGE. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 a >_> discontented ÚwÚ gentweman ->_< Whose humble means >_< match nyot :33 his ^.^ haughty >w< spiwit. -^-^ Gowd :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as ÚwÚ twenty orators, -xDD And :33 wiww, nyo doubt, tempt ^.^ him to x3 anything. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? -xDD PAGE. ÚwÚ His :33 nyame, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> is ^-^ Tywwew. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow x3 the man. ^w^ Go, caww ^.^ him hithew, -uWu boy. uWu Exit ^.^ PAGE -uWu The UwU deep-wevowving ^.^ witty ^-^ Buckingham -No ^.^ mowe UwU shaww be x3 the OwO nyeighbouw to x3 my ^.^ counsews. ->_< Hath ^.^ he UwU so ^-^ wong hewd x3 out with uWu me, untir'd, -xDD And xDD stops ^.^ he nyow fow >_> bweath? xDD Weww, be >w< it :3 so. - -Entew STANLEY - -How now, Lord uWu Stanwey! x3 What's x3 the nyews? -STANWEY. Knyow, x3 my >w< woving uWu wowd, -uWu The ^w^ Mawquis x3 Dowset, >_< as UwU I heaw, >_> is ^w^ fwed -;;w;; To Wichmond, uWu in x3 the parts :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU abides. uWu [Stands apart] -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Come hithew, ^w^ Catesby. :3 Wumouw >w< it ^.^ abwoad -:33 That ÚwÚ Annye, x3 my :3 wife, >_> is xDD vewy ;;w;; gwievous xDD sick; -UwU I xDD wiww OwO take order fow her ^w^ keeping uWu cwose. -Inquire ;;w;; me x3 out x3 some >_> mean poor gentweman, -;;w;; Whom UwU I xDD wiww marry ^w^ stwaight to x3 Cwawence' daughtew- -uWu The ;;w;; boy >_> is :33 foowish, ÚwÚ and UwU I feaw nyot ^.^ him. -Wook >w< how xDD thou dweam'st! UwU I >_> say OwO again, UwU give x3 out -:33 That ÚwÚ Annye, x3 my queen, >_> is >w< sick ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to die. -About uWu it; fow >w< it >w< stands ;;w;; me much ;;w;; upon -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop aww hopes x3 whose gwowth OwO may x3 damage x3 me. -uWu Exit CATESBY -UwU I ^w^ must be mawwied to x3 my brother's ^w^ daughtew, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 my ^w^ kingdom >w< stands on bwittwe ÚwÚ gwass. ->_> Muwdew her OwO bwothews, ÚwÚ and xDD then marry >_> hew! -Uncertain uWu way of >_> gain! OwO But UwU I ^w^ am uWu in -^w^ So uWu faw uWu in :3 bwood :3 that x3 sin xDD wiww pluck on >_< sin. ->_< Teaw-fawwing pity dwells nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 eye. - -^.^ We-entew PAGE, with >_< TYWWEW - -Is >w< thy xDD nyame UwU Tywwew? -;;w;; TYWWEW. ;;w;; James Tywwew, ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU most obedient xDD subject. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Awt UwU thou, >_< indeed? -;;w;; TYWWEW. ^-^ Pwuv uWu me, x3 my >_> gwacious OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Daw'st'thou wesowve to OwO kiww :3 a :33 fwiend of mine? -;;w;; TYWWEW. ÚwÚ Pwease uWu you; -OwO But UwU I xDD had rather OwO kiww >w< two enemies. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, xDD then xDD thou x3 hast :3 it. Two >_> deep UwU enyemies, -UwU Foes to x3 my ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet x3 sweep's ;;w;; distuwbews, -^w^ Awe ;;w;; they :3 that UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu thee deal ^w^ upon. -^-^ TYWWEW, UwU I >_> mean UwU those >_< bastawds uWu in x3 the Towew. -;;w;; TYWWEW. Let ;;w;; me uWu have open means to come to ÚwÚ them, -xDD And >w< soon I'll x3 wid xDD you from x3 the feaw of OwO them. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou OwO sing'st x3 sweet >_> music. Hawk, come -hithew, ^-^ Tywwew. -^w^ Go, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< token. ^w^ Wise, ÚwÚ and xDD wend ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. >_> [Whispews] ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but so: >_> say >w< it >_> is :33 donye, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww wuv uWu thee ÚwÚ and prefer uWu thee fow :3 it. -;;w;; TYWWEW. UwU I xDD wiww dispatch >w< it stwaight. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew BUCKINGHAM - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have uWu considew'd uWu in x3 my ^-^ mind -uWu The wate request :3 that xDD you uWu did >_> sound ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, wet :3 that rest. Dorset >_> is ^w^ fwed to -uWu Wichmond. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I hear x3 the news, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Stanwey, ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw ^w^ wife's son: weww, wook ->w< unto :3 it. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the :3 gift, x3 my >_< due ^.^ by ;;w;; pwomise, -For which x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw :33 faith >_> is :33 pawn'd: -xDD Th' ÚwÚ eawwdom of Hewefowd ÚwÚ and x3 the movables ->_< Which xDD you uWu have promised UwU I UwU shaww possess. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Stanwey, wook to x3 youw :33 wife; >_> if ^.^ she :33 convey ->_< Wettews to Wichmond, xDD you UwU shaww answew :3 it. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 youw >_> Highnyess to x3 my >w< just :33 wequest? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I UwU do remember ;;w;; me: Henwy x3 the Sixth -Did >w< pwophesy :3 that >_< Wichmond >_> shouwd be OwO King, -x3 When >_< Wichmond UwU was :3 a xDD wittwe >_> peevish uWu boy. -^-^ A king!-perhaps- -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My wowd- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. How chance x3 the :33 pwophet couwd nyot uWu at :3 that -time -:3 Have told uWu me, UwU I ^.^ being UwU by, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd OwO kiww him? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw promise fow x3 the UwU eawwdom- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Wichmond! x3 When >w< wast UwU I UwU was uWu at >_< Exetew, -uWu The x3 mayow uWu in >w< couwtesy ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ castwe -xDD And ^w^ caww'd >w< it x3 Wugemount, uWu at which xDD nyame UwU I >_< stawted, ->_< Because :3 a bard of Iwewand told ;;w;; me >_> once -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot ^w^ wive ^-^ wong ÚwÚ aftew UwU I saw uWu Wichmond. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. OwO My wowd- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, UwU what's >_< o'cwock? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus bold to put x3 youw Gwace uWu in ^-^ mind -Of >_> what xDD you pwomis'd x3 me. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, >_> but >_< o'cwock? -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >_> Upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke of ;;w;; ten. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, wet >w< it stwike. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why wet >w< it ÚwÚ stwike? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Because :3 that ^.^ wike :3 a x3 Jack xDD thou :3 keep'st x3 the -^w^ stwoke -Betwixt >w< thy ^w^ begging ÚwÚ and x3 my meditation. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the ^.^ giving ;;w;; vein ^w^ to-day. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to wesowve ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my OwO suit. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Thou troublest OwO me; UwU I ^w^ am nyot uWu in x3 the vein. -Exeunt aww >_> but ^-^ Buckingham -OwO BUCKINGHAM. xDD And >_> is >w< it >_< thus? >_< Wepays ^.^ he x3 my >_> deep OwO sewvice -With xDD such >_> contempt? Made UwU I ^.^ him ^w^ King fow :3 this? ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me think on >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and be >_> gonye -;;w;; To Brecknock OwO whiwe x3 my x3 feawfuw >_> head >_> is on! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -OwO Wondon. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_< TYWWEW - -;;w;; TYWWEW. uWu The tywannyous ÚwÚ and bwoody ;;w;; act >_> is :33 donye, -uWu The UwU most ^-^ awch ^.^ deed of ^.^ piteous massacwe -:33 That OwO evew yet ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wand UwU was guiwty uWu of. -OwO Dighton ÚwÚ and Forrest, who UwU I uWu did subown -;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this ^.^ piece of ;;w;; wuthwess :3 butchewy, -Awbeit ;;w;; they :3 wewe fwesh'd >_> viwwains, bwoody xDD dogs, -Melted with :33 tendewnyess ÚwÚ and >_< miwd xDD compassion, -^-^ Wept ^.^ wike >w< two x3 chiwdwen uWu in uWu theiw OwO deaths' >_> sad ;;w;; stowy. -'O, ÚwÚ thus' quoth OwO Dighton 'way x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^-^ babes'- -OwO 'Thus, thus,' quoth Forrest 'giwdwing one anyothew -OwO Within uWu theiw alabaster innocent arms. -^-^ Theiw lips :3 wewe fouw red >_< woses on :3 a ÚwÚ stawk, -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ summew beauty >w< kiss'd >_< each :3 othew. -^-^ A ^w^ book of >_< pwayews on uWu theiw pillow way; ->_< Which UwU once,' quoth Forrest 'almost chang'd x3 my xDD mind; -But, >_< O, x3 the deviw'-thewe x3 the viwwain ^.^ stopp'd; -x3 When OwO Dighton OwO thus told on: ÚwÚ 'We ;;w;; smothewed -uWu The UwU most >_< wepwenyished x3 sweet ^.^ wowk of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -:33 That from x3 the prime :3 cweation ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ she uWu fwamed.' -OwO Hence both OwO awe >_> gonye with >_> conscience ÚwÚ and ^-^ wemowse -^-^ They couwd nyot speak; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I left them xDD both, -;;w;; To UwU beaw ÚwÚ this UwU tidings to x3 the bwoody ;;w;; King. - -Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD - -xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. All :33 heawth, x3 my suvweign ^.^ wowd! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Kind Tywwew, ^w^ am UwU I ^w^ happy uWu in >w< thy nyews? -;;w;; TYWWEW. ;;w;; If to uWu have donye x3 the ^.^ thing xDD you uWu gave uWu in :3 chawge ->_> Beget x3 youw happinyess, be ^w^ happy >w< then, -For >w< it >_> is ^-^ donye. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO But :33 didst xDD thou >_> see them dead? -;;w;; TYWWEW. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And >_> buwied, ^-^ gentwe UwU Tywwew? -;;w;; TYWWEW. uWu The chaplain of x3 the ^-^ Towew hath buried OwO them; -OwO But where, to >_> say x3 the truth, UwU I UwU do nyot :33 knyow. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Come to uWu me, Tywwew, >w< soon uWu at ÚwÚ aftew :3 suppew, -x3 When xDD thou shalt tell x3 the xDD pwocess of uWu theiw death. -UwU Meantime, >_> but think >w< how UwU I OwO may UwU do uWu thee ÚwÚ good -xDD And be >w< inhewitow of >w< thy desiwe. -UwU Faweweww >w< tiww UwU then. -;;w;; TYWWEW. UwU I x3 humbwy OwO take x3 my >_< weave. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The >_< son of >_> Cwawence uWu have UwU I x3 pent x3 up close; -ÚwÚ His daughter meanly uWu have UwU I match'd uWu in mawwiage; -uWu The xDD sons of Edward :33 sweep uWu in Abraham's x3 bosom, -xDD And >_> Annye x3 my >w< wife hath bid ÚwÚ this wowwd ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. ->_> Nyow, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the >_< Bwitainye >_< Wichmond >_< aims -At xDD young Ewizabeth, x3 my brother's ^w^ daughtew, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that >_< knyot :33 wooks x3 pwoudwy on x3 the :3 cwown, -;;w;; To her OwO go I, :3 a jowwy thriving ^-^ wooew. - -Entew WATCWIFF - -;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My ^.^ wowd! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Good ow :33 bad news, :3 that xDD thou UwU com'st uWu in UwU so -x3 bwuntwy? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. :3 Bad news, x3 my wowd: Morton >_> is ^w^ fwed to xDD Wichmond; -xDD And ;;w;; Buckingham, back'd with x3 the ^-^ hawdy OwO Wewshmen, -Is uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and still :33 his powew ^-^ incweaseth. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ewy with >_< Wichmond troubles ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe nyeaw -Than ^-^ Buckingham ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ wash-wevied :33 stwength. -^.^ Come, UwU I uWu have weawn'd :3 that x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ commenting -Is weaden sewvitow to dull >_< deway; -^-^ Deway weads impotent ÚwÚ and :3 snyaiw-pac'd beggary. -UwU Then fiery ÚwÚ expedition be x3 my *hugs tightly* wing, -Juv's >_< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ and >_> hewawd fow :3 a x3 king! -^w^ Go, muster ^.^ men. OwO My counsel >_> is x3 my >_> shiewd. -We ^w^ must be bwief when traitors >_< bwave x3 the >_> fiewd. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -OwO Wondon. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace - -Entew ;;w;; owd >w< QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET - ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^w^ So nyow >_> pwospewity ÚwÚ begins to mellow -xDD And >_< dwop x3 into x3 the wotten xDD mouth of death. -:3 Hewe uWu in these confines slily uWu have UwU I wuwk'd -;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the >_< wanying of >_< minye enemies. -^-^ A xDD diwe uWu induction ^w^ am UwU I >_> witnyess ^.^ to, -xDD And xDD wiww to >_< Fwance, ^w^ hoping x3 the >_> consequence -Will ^-^ pwuv >_< as x3 bittew, black, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twagicaw. -Withdraw ÚwÚ thee, wwetched Margaret. Who x3 comes hewe? ->w< [Wetiwes] - -Entew >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH ÚwÚ and x3 the DUCHESS ÚwÚ OF YORK - ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, x3 my poor pwinces! UwU ah, x3 my xDD tendew -babes! -OwO My ÚwÚ unbwown flowers, xDD nyew-appeawing ^.^ sweets! -;;w;; If yet x3 youw ^-^ gentwe >w< souws fwy uWu in x3 the ^w^ aiw -xDD And be nyot fix'd uWu in >_< doom >_> pewpetuaw, ->_> Huvw about ;;w;; me with x3 youw airy x3 wings -xDD And hear x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's wamentation. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. >_> Huvw about >w< hew; >_> say :3 that >w< wight fow >w< wight ->_< Hath ^w^ dimm'd x3 youw xDD infant ;;w;; mown to ^-^ aged OwO nyight. -DUCHESS. ^w^ So UwU many misewies uWu have uWu cwaz'd x3 my uWu voice -:33 That x3 my ^w^ woe-weawied >_> tongue >_> is still ÚwÚ and :33 mute. -Edward Pwantagenyet, >w< why awt xDD thou dead? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO Pwantagenyet xDD doth ^.^ quit Pwantagenyet, -Edward fow Edward >w< pays :3 a dying debt. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Wiwt UwU thou, x3 O :33 God, fwy from xDD such ^-^ gentwe -lambs -xDD And ^-^ thwow them uWu in x3 the entwaiws of x3 the OwO wowf? -x3 When :33 didst xDD thou :33 sweep when xDD such :3 a ^.^ deed UwU was done? ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 When >w< howy ÚwÚ Hawwy died, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet -OwO son. -DUCHESS. Dead :3 wife, ^w^ bwind UwU sight, poor >w< mowtaw UwU wiving ;;w;; ghost, -OwO Woe's :33 scenye, OwO wowwd's UwU shame, grave's >_< due ^.^ by >w< wife usuwp'd, -:3 Bwief abstract ÚwÚ and xDD wecowd of tedious uWu days, -xDD West >w< thy xDD unwest on Engwand's ÚwÚ wawfuw earth, [Sitting down] -:3 Unwawfuwwy UwU made UwU dwunk with innocent blood. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, :3 that xDD thou wouldst >_< as >w< soon UwU affowd :3 a -:3 gwave -;;w;; As xDD thou ;;w;; canst yield :3 a ^-^ mewanchowy ^.^ seat! -UwU Then ^.^ wouwd UwU I hide x3 my xDD bonyes, nyot xDD west them hewe. -xDD Ah, who hath xDD any cause to mouwn >_> but uWu we? -[Sitting down ^.^ by :3 hew] ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. [Coming forward] ;;w;; If UwU ancient sorrow be -UwU most wevewend, -Give >_< minye x3 the ^-^ benyefit of senyiowy, -xDD And wet x3 my griefs fwown on x3 the >w< uppew >w< hand. -;;w;; If sorrow ^.^ can ^w^ admit uWu society, [Sitting down with ÚwÚ them] -Teww ^-^ o'ew x3 youw :3 woes again ^.^ by >w< viewing ^w^ minye. -UwU I xDD had >w< an Edwawd, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd him; -UwU I xDD had :3 a ^.^ husband, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd :33 him: -^.^ Thou >w< hadst >w< an Edwawd, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd him; -^.^ Thou >w< hadst :3 a ^.^ Wichawd, >w< tiww :3 a Richard kill'd ^.^ him. -DUCHESS. UwU I xDD had :3 a Richard :3 too, ÚwÚ and xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww him; -UwU I xDD had :3 a Rutland :3 too, xDD thou x3 howp'st to OwO kiww ^.^ him. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst :3 a >_> Cwawence :3 too, ÚwÚ and Richard -kill'd ^.^ him. -Fwom fowth x3 the kennel of >w< thy womb hath x3 cwept -^-^ A hell-hound :3 that xDD doth OwO hunt >_> us aww to death. -:33 That dog, :3 that xDD had :33 his teeth >w< befowe :33 his eyes -;;w;; To ^-^ wowwy lambs ÚwÚ and wap uWu theiw ^-^ gentwe bwood, -:33 That fouw defacew of >_> God's ;;w;; handiwowk, -:33 That :3 excewwent grand tyrant of x3 the ^.^ eawth -:33 That OwO weigns uWu in galled eyes of weeping souws, -x3 Thy womb wet ;;w;; woose to OwO chase >_> us to UwU ouw UwU gwaves. -x3 O upright, >_< just, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twue-disposing :33 God, -How UwU do UwU I >_> thank uWu thee :3 that ÚwÚ this xDD cawnyaw cur -uWu Pweys on x3 the x3 issue of :33 his ;;w;; mothew's >w< body -xDD And x3 makes her pew-fewwow with OwO othews' moan! -DUCHESS. x3 O Harry's :3 wife, twiumph nyot uWu in x3 my >w< woes! -^w^ God >_> witnyess with uWu me, UwU I uWu have :33 wept fow ÚwÚ thinye. ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Beaw with OwO me; UwU I ^w^ am hungwy fow UwU wevenge, -xDD And nyow UwU I cwoy ;;w;; me with beholding :3 it. -x3 Thy Edward ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, :3 that kill'd x3 my >_< Edwawd; -uWu The othew Edward >_< dead, to ^.^ quit x3 my >_< Edwawd; -Young York ^.^ he >_> is >_> but UwU boot, uWu because both ;;w;; they -;;w;; Match'd nyot x3 the xDD high pewfection of x3 my loss. -x3 Thy >_> Cwawence ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead :3 that stabb'd x3 my >_< Edwawd; -xDD And x3 the x3 behowdews of ÚwÚ this frantic ^.^ pway, -xDD Th' ÚwÚ aduwtewate >w< Hastings, Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey, ->_< Untimewy smother'd uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ dusky UwU gwaves. -Richard yet lives, ^-^ heww's black >_> intewwigencew; -Onwy reserv'd uWu theiw factow to UwU buy >w< souws -xDD And >_> send them xDD thithew. OwO But uWu at uWu hand, uWu at uWu hand, -;;w;; Ensues :33 his ^.^ piteous ÚwÚ and uWu unpitied OwO end. -Eawth :3 gapes, heww buwns, >w< fiends :33 woaw, ^-^ saints pray, -;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him ;;w;; suddenwy ;;w;; convey'd from x3 hence. -Cancew :33 his :3 bond of :3 wife, uWu deaw :33 God, UwU I pray, -:33 That UwU I OwO may ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and >_> say 'The dog >_> is >w< dead.' ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< O, xDD thou :33 didst >w< pwophesy x3 the time ^.^ wouwd -come -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ wish fow uWu thee to OwO hewp ;;w;; me UwU cuwse -:33 That >_> bottwed spider, :3 that fouw >_> bunch-back'd :3 toad! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. UwU I Call'd uWu thee xDD then :33 vain :33 fwouwish of x3 my -^-^ fowtunye; -UwU I ^w^ caww'd uWu thee xDD then poor xDD shadow, painted queen, -uWu The presentation of >_> but >_> what UwU I UwU was, -uWu The flattering >_< index of :3 a ^.^ diwefuw ^.^ pageant, -x3 Onye ^.^ heav'd ^-^ a-high to be hurl'd down bewow, -^-^ A mothew >w< onwy mock'd with >w< two >w< faiw uWu babes, -^-^ A dweam of >_> what xDD thou OwO wast, :3 a ^w^ gawish flag -;;w;; To be x3 the aim of every uWu dangewous shot, -^-^ A xDD sign of UwU dignyity, :3 a :33 bweath, :3 a >_< bubbwe, -^-^ A >_< queen uWu in ^.^ jest, >w< onwy to ^w^ fiww x3 the ;;w;; scenye. -Whewe >_> is >w< thy :33 husband ^.^ nyow? Whewe be >w< thy bwothews? -Whewe be >w< thy >w< two sons? ^-^ Whewein dost xDD thou ;;w;; joy? -Who UwU sues, ÚwÚ and xDD knyeews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says >w< 'God :3 save x3 the OwO Queen'? -Whewe be x3 the x3 bending peews :3 that fwattewed thee? -Whewe be x3 the ^-^ thwonging troops :3 that fowwowed thee? ->_< Decwinye >w< an uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_> see >_> what nyow xDD thou ÚwÚ awt: -For ^w^ happy :3 wife, :3 a UwU most distwessed widow; -For >w< joyfuw :33 mothew, one :3 that ^-^ waiws x3 the UwU nyame; -For one ^.^ being x3 su'd ^.^ to, one :3 that x3 humbwy >_< sues; -For :3 Queen, :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ caitiff cwown'd with ;;w;; cawe; -For ^.^ she :3 that >_< scown'd uWu at uWu me, nyow >_< scown'd of OwO me; -For ^.^ she ^.^ being feaw'd of all, nyow feawing onye; -For ^.^ she uWu commanding all, obey'd of none. -^-^ Thus hath x3 the course of justice x3 whiww'd about -xDD And left uWu thee >_> but :3 a xDD vewy prey to time, ->_> Having nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but xDD thought of >_> what xDD thou >w< wast -;;w;; To towtuwe uWu thee x3 the >_> mowe, ^.^ being >_> what xDD thou art. -^.^ Thou :33 didst usuwp x3 my pwace, ÚwÚ and dost xDD thou nyot -^-^ Usuwp x3 the >w< just :33 pwopowtion of x3 my uWu sowwow? -Now >w< thy OwO pwoud x3 nyeck bears half x3 my ^w^ buwden'd uWu yoke, -Fwom which even OwO hewe UwU I swip x3 my ÚwÚ weawy >_> head -xDD And OwO weave x3 the buwden of >w< it aww on thee. -UwU Faweweww, >w< Yowk's :3 wife, ÚwÚ and >_< queen of >_> sad ÚwÚ mischance; -;;w;; These :3 Engwish :3 woes UwU shaww >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; smiwe uWu in Fwance. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 O xDD thou weww ;;w;; skiww'd uWu in curses, xDD stay ^-^ awhiwe -xDD And >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how to UwU cuwse >_< minye enemies! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. OwO Fowbeaw to :33 sweep x3 the nyights, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fast x3 the -days; -UwU Compawe >_< dead happinyess with UwU wiving >w< woe; -^w^ Think :3 that >w< thy babes :3 wewe ^w^ sweetew than ;;w;; they uWu wewe, -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_< swew them fouwew than ^.^ he >w< is. ->_< Bett'wing >w< thy ^-^ woss x3 makes x3 the bad-causer ÚwÚ wowse; -Revolving ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_< teach uWu thee >w< how to cuwse. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My wowds OwO awe dull; >_< O, ^w^ quicken them -with thine! ->w< QUEEN UwU MAWGAWET. x3 Thy :3 woes xDD wiww >_< make them ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and -xDD piewce ^.^ wike ^w^ minye. uWu Exit -DUCHESS. Why >_> shouwd ^-^ cawamity be xDD fun of xDD wowds? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> Windy attorneys to uWu theiw :33 cwient :33 woes, -^w^ Aiwy OwO succeedews of uWu intestate joys, -OwO Poow :33 bweathing orators of miseries, -Let them uWu have >_> scope; ^w^ though >_> what ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO impawt -^-^ Hewp >_< nyothing else, yet UwU do ;;w;; they case x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -DUCHESS. ;;w;; If >_> so, xDD then be nyot >_< tongue-tied. Go with uWu me, -xDD And uWu in x3 the UwU bweath of UwU bittew wowds >_> wet's >w< smothew -OwO My uWu damnyed >_< son :3 that >w< thy >w< two x3 sweet xDD sons >w< smothew'd. -uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet uWu sounds; be >w< copious uWu in uWu excwaims. - -Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, ^.^ mawching with -xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Who >_< intewcepts ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my ^w^ expedition? -DUCHESS. >_< O, ^.^ she :3 that ^w^ might uWu have ^-^ intewcepted ÚwÚ thee, -^-^ By >w< stwangwing uWu thee uWu in her ^w^ accuwsed womb, -Fwom aww x3 the slaughters, :3 wwetch, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast uWu donye! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Hidest xDD thou :3 that forehead with :3 a golden ->_< cwown -Where't >_> shouwd be uWu bwanded, >_> if :3 that >w< wight :3 wewe wight, -uWu The >_> swaughtew of x3 the Prince :3 that uWu ow'd :3 that :3 cwown, -xDD And x3 the xDD diwe :33 death of x3 my poor xDD sons ÚwÚ and bwothews? -Teww uWu me, xDD thou viwwain :33 swave, :3 whewe OwO awe x3 my :33 chiwdwen? -DUCHESS. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; toad, xDD thou ;;w;; toad, :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew -x3 Cwawence? -xDD And xDD wittwe Nyed Pwantagenyet, :33 his uWu son? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Whewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ gentwe Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, -Grey? -DUCHESS. Whewe >_> is uWu kind ÚwÚ Hastings? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A flourish, ÚwÚ twumpets! OwO Stwike >_> awawum, >_< dwums! -Let nyot x3 the heavens hear these tell-tale x3 women -Rail on x3 the Lord's anointed. UwU Stwike, UwU I ;;w;; say! -[Flourish. :33 Awawums] -^-^ Eithew be patient ÚwÚ and entweat ;;w;; me faiw, -:33 Ow with x3 the ;;w;; cwamowous wepowt of >w< waw -^-^ Thus xDD wiww UwU I x3 dwown x3 youw exclamations. -DUCHESS. Awt xDD thou x3 my uWu son? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, UwU I >_> thank :33 God, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. -DUCHESS. UwU Then x3 patientwy hear x3 my :3 impatience. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Madam, UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 touch of x3 youw condition -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook x3 the xDD accent of reproof. -DUCHESS. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me ^w^ speak! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Do, :33 then; >_> but I'll nyot heaw. -DUCHESS. UwU I xDD wiww be >_< miwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ gentwe uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And ^-^ bwief, ÚwÚ good mothew; fow UwU I ^w^ am uWu in ^.^ haste. -DUCHESS. Awt xDD thou UwU so ^-^ hasty? UwU I uWu have OwO stay'd fow ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ God ;;w;; knyows, uWu in x3 towment ÚwÚ and uWu in uWu agony. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And ^-^ came UwU I nyot uWu at >w< wast to uWu comfowt you? -DUCHESS. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy rood, xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< it weww -^.^ Thou xDD cam'st on ^.^ eawth to >_< make x3 the ^.^ eawth x3 my uWu heww. -^-^ A ;;w;; gwievous buwden UwU was >w< thy birth to OwO me; -^-^ Tetchy ÚwÚ and :33 waywawd UwU was >w< thy >w< infancy; -x3 Thy >_> schoow-days ^.^ fwightfuw, desp'rate, ^w^ wiwd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fuwious; -x3 Thy prime of manhood daring, >w< bowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ ventuwous; -x3 Thy age confiwm'd, :3 pwoud, ^.^ subtwe, sly, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoody, -uWu Mowe OwO miwd, >_> but yet ^.^ mowe harmful-kind uWu in hatwed. ->_> What >w< comfowtabwe >_> houw ;;w;; canst xDD thou xDD nyame -:33 That OwO evew ÚwÚ gwac'd ;;w;; me with >w< thy :3 company? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Faith, >_< nyonye >_> but Humphrey :33 Houw, :3 that ^w^ caww'd -x3 youw Gwace -;;w;; To OwO bweakfast >_> once fowth of x3 my UwU company. -;;w;; If UwU I be UwU so disgracious uWu in x3 youw >_< eye, -Let ;;w;; me :33 mawch on ÚwÚ and nyot ^-^ offend UwU you, UwU madam. -OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the dwum. -DUCHESS. UwU I :33 pwithee hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You speak ^w^ too ^.^ bittewwy. -DUCHESS. >w< Heaw ;;w;; me :3 a wowd; -For UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew speak to uWu thee ;;w;; again. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ So. -DUCHESS. ^-^ Eithew xDD thou wiwt ^-^ die ^.^ by >_> God's >w< just ordinance -Ere from ÚwÚ this >w< waw xDD thou turn :3 a conqueror; -:33 Ow UwU I with grief ÚwÚ and extweme age UwU shaww xDD pewish -xDD And >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe behowd >w< thy OwO face ;;w;; again. -Therefore OwO take with uWu thee x3 my UwU most ;;w;; gwievous cuwse, ->_< Which uWu in x3 the day of ÚwÚ battwe tire uWu thee ^.^ mowe -Than aww x3 the complete ^-^ awmouw :3 that xDD thou weaw'st! -OwO My >_< pwayews on x3 the advewse party fight; -xDD And there x3 the xDD wittwe >w< souws of >_< Edwawd's x3 chiwdwen -ÚwÚ Whispew x3 the ;;w;; spiwits of ^.^ thinye >_< enyemies -xDD And promise them >w< success ÚwÚ and ^.^ victowy. -:3 Bwoody xDD thou awt; bwoody xDD wiww be >w< thy OwO end. -Shame sewves >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and xDD doth >w< thy :33 death xDD attend. uWu Exit ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Though uWu faw ^.^ mowe >_< cause, yet much less -^w^ spiwit to UwU cuwse -Abides uWu in OwO me; UwU I >_> say ^-^ amen to her. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Stay, UwU madam, UwU I ^w^ must tawk :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ moe xDD sons of x3 the royal :3 bwood -For uWu thee to :3 swaughtew. For x3 my ^w^ daughtews, ^.^ Wichawd, -^-^ They UwU shaww be :3 pwaying nyuns, nyot weeping queens; -xDD And >_< thewefowe ^w^ wevew nyot to ;;w;; hit uWu theiw ^.^ wives. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You uWu have :3 a daughter ^w^ caww'd Ewizabeth. -Viwtuous ÚwÚ and faiw, royal ÚwÚ and gracious. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD And ^w^ must ^.^ she ^-^ die fow :3 this? >_< O, wet her -x3 wive, -xDD And I'll corrupt her :3 mannyews, stain her >w< beauty, -Slander mysewf >_< as UwU fawse to >_< Edwawd's ^.^ bed, -Throw uvw her x3 the veiw of ^w^ infamy; -^w^ So ^.^ she OwO may ^w^ wive unscarr'd of xDD bweeding slaughter, -UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess ^.^ she UwU was nyot >_< Edwawd's >w< daughtew. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Wwong nyot her birth; ^.^ she >_> is :3 a royal ->_> Pwincess. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; To :3 save her >w< wife I'll >_> say ^.^ she >_> is nyot :3 so. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Hew >w< wife >_> is >_< safest >w< onwy uWu in her xDD biwth. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD And >w< onwy uWu in :3 that :33 safety >w< died her -brothers. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Lo, uWu at uWu theiw birth ÚwÚ good stars :3 wewe UwU opposite. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :3 Nyo, to uWu theiw ;;w;; wives :33 iww ^w^ fwiends :3 wewe -^.^ contwawy. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. All >w< unyavoided >_> is x3 the >_< doom of >_> destiny. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Twue, when avoided xDD gwace x3 makes >_> destiny. -OwO My babes :3 wewe ^w^ destin'd to :3 a fairer UwU death, -;;w;; If xDD gwace xDD had uWu bwess'd uWu thee with :3 a fairer life. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You speak >_< as >_> if :3 that UwU I xDD had :3 swain x3 my >_> cousins. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. uWu Cousins, :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu theiw :33 uncwe -OwO cozen'd -Of comfort, :33 kingdom, ;;w;; kindwed, ^w^ fweedom, life. ->_< Whose uWu hand ^-^ soevew lanc'd uWu theiw xDD tendew hearts, -x3 Thy head, >w< an :33 indiwectwy, uWu gave diwection. -No doubt x3 the OwO muwd'wous knyife UwU was dull ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt -Tiww >w< it UwU was uWu whetted on >w< thy >_> stonye-hawd >_< heawt -;;w;; To ^w^ wevew uWu in x3 the entwaiws of x3 my OwO wambs. -OwO But :3 that OwO stiff use of grief x3 makes >w< wiwd grief tame, -OwO My >_> tongue >_> shouwd to >w< thy OwO eaws nyot xDD nyame x3 my >_< boys -Tiww :3 that x3 my >_< nyaiws :3 wewe :3 anchow'd uWu in ^.^ thinye eyes; -xDD And I, uWu in xDD such :3 a desp'wate ^w^ bay of UwU death, -Wike :3 a poor bawk, of sails ÚwÚ and >w< tackwing uWu weft, -Rush aww to uWu pieces on >w< thy rocky ÚwÚ bosom. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Madam, UwU so x3 thwive UwU I uWu in x3 my uWu entewpwise -xDD And uWu dangewous >w< success of bwoody ^-^ waws, -;;w;; As UwU I intend ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good to xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> youws -Than OwO evew xDD you ow >_> youws ^.^ by ;;w;; me :3 wewe ^.^ hawm'd! ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What ÚwÚ good >_> is cover'd with x3 the OwO face of -^.^ heaven, -;;w;; To be ^.^ discuvw'd, :3 that ^.^ can UwU do ;;w;; me good? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. advancement of x3 youw chiwdwen, ^-^ gentwe ->_> wady. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Up to x3 some scaffold, there to wose uWu theiw -^.^ heads? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Unto x3 the dignity ÚwÚ and height of ÚwÚ Fowtunye, -uWu The xDD high ÚwÚ impewiaw OwO type of ÚwÚ this :33 eawth's glory. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU Fwattew x3 my sorrow with wepowt of uWu it; -Teww ;;w;; me >_> what state, >_> what UwU dignyity, >_> what honyouw, -ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou uWu demise to xDD any chiwd of mine? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Even aww UwU I x3 have-ay, ÚwÚ and mysewf ÚwÚ and aww -Will UwU I withal ;;w;; endow :3 a chiwd of thine; -^w^ So uWu in x3 the ^w^ Wethe of >w< thy angry :3 souw -^.^ Thou x3 dwown x3 the >_> sad wemembwance of UwU those >_< wwongs ->_< Which xDD thou xDD supposest UwU I uWu have donye to thee. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^w^ Be ^-^ bwief, xDD west :3 that x3 the xDD pwocess of >w< thy -OwO kindnyess -UwU Wast longer :3 tewwing than >w< thy xDD kindnyess' >_> date. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then knyow, :3 that from x3 my :3 souw UwU I wuv >w< thy ->w< daughtew. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO My ^w^ daughtew's mothew ^w^ thinks >w< it with her -^-^ souw. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What UwU do xDD you x3 think? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 That xDD thou dost wuv x3 my daughter from ->w< thy ^-^ souw. -^w^ So from >w< thy x3 souw's wuv :33 didst xDD thou wuv her OwO bwothews, -xDD And from x3 my heart's wuv UwU I UwU do >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 it. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Be nyot UwU so >_> hasty to confound x3 my meanying. -UwU I >_> mean :3 that with x3 my :3 souw UwU I wuv >w< thy daughter -xDD And UwU do intend to >_< make her xDD Queen of ^w^ Engwand. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD Weww, >w< then, who dost xDD thou >_> mean UwU shaww be -her UwU king? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Even ^.^ he :3 that x3 makes her ÚwÚ Queen. Who >_> ewse ->_> shouwd :3 be? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. What, thou? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Even :3 so. How think xDD you of :33 it? ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou ^.^ woo OwO hew? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 That ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 weawn of UwU you, -;;w;; As one ^.^ being best >_> acquainted with her humouw. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. xDD And wiwt xDD thou :3 weawn of me? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Madam, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Send to hew, ^.^ by x3 the x3 man :3 that >_< swew her -OwO bwothews, -^-^ A :33 paiw of xDD bweeding >_> heawts; theweon engwave -:3 'Edwawd' ÚwÚ and OwO 'Yowk.' UwU Then haply xDD wiww ^.^ she ^.^ weep; -Therefore xDD pwesent to x3 hew-as x3 sometimes Margaret -Did to >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, uWu steep'd uWu in >_< Wutwand's blood- -^-^ A xDD handkewchief; ^w^ which, >_> say to hew, uWu did >_< dwain -uWu The puwpwe sap from her x3 sweet brother's ;;w;; body, -xDD And bid her xDD wipe her weeping eyes uWu withaw. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this x3 inducement move her nyot to xDD wuv, ->_< Send her :3 a >_> wettew of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ deeds; -Teww her xDD thou ;;w;; mad'st OwO away her :33 uncwe >w< Cwawence, -:3 Hew :33 uncwe >_> Wivews; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and fow her ÚwÚ sake -^-^ Mad'st ^w^ quick :33 conveyance with her ÚwÚ good >_< aunt ÚwÚ Annye. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> You ÚwÚ mock uWu me, x3 madam; ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 the uWu way -;;w;; To x3 win x3 youw >w< daughtew. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo othew way; -OwO Unwess xDD thou ^w^ couwdst put on x3 some othew xDD shape -xDD And nyot be Richard :3 that hath donye aww UwU this. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say :3 that UwU I uWu did aww ÚwÚ this fow wuv of her. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Nyay, xDD then ÚwÚ indeed ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but -^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee, ->_> Having xDD bought wuv with xDD such :3 a bwoody spoil. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Wook >_> what >_> is donye ;;w;; cannyot be nyow ^w^ amended. -OwO Men UwU shaww deal unadvisedly >_< sometimes, ->_< Which aftew-houws ;;w;; gives leisure to wepent. -;;w;; If UwU I uWu did OwO take x3 the ^w^ kingdom from x3 youw sons, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 amends I'll UwU give >w< it to x3 youw >w< daughtew. -;;w;; If UwU I uWu have kill'd x3 the x3 issue of x3 youw womb, -;;w;; To ^w^ quicken x3 youw incwease UwU I xDD wiww x3 beget -Mine x3 issue of x3 youw :3 bwood ;;w;; upon x3 youw >w< daughtew. -^-^ A >_> gwandam's xDD nyame >_> is xDD wittwe less uWu in wuv -Than >_> is x3 the doating ;;w;; titwe of :3 a mothew; -^-^ They OwO awe >_< as x3 chiwdwen >_> but one :33 step bewow, -Even of x3 youw :33 metaw, of x3 youw xDD vewy ^-^ bwood; -Of aww one UwU pain, :3 save fow :3 a >w< nyight of groans -OwO Enduw'd of hew, fow ÚwÚ whom xDD you bid ^.^ wike ;;w;; sowwow. -uWu Youw x3 chiwdwen :3 wewe uWu vexation to x3 youw uWu youth; -OwO But >_< minye UwU shaww be :3 a uWu comfowt to x3 youw age. -uWu The ^-^ woss xDD you uWu have >_> is >_> but :3 a >_< son ^.^ being OwO King, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that ^-^ woss x3 youw daughter >_> is UwU made ÚwÚ Queen. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_< make xDD you >_> what x3 amends UwU I :3 wouwd, -Therefore xDD accept xDD such OwO kindnyess >_< as UwU I ;;w;; can. -Dorset x3 youw x3 son, :3 that with :3 a x3 feawfuw :3 souw -Weads >_> discontented steps uWu in :33 foweign ^w^ soiw, -This >w< faiw alliance quickly UwU shaww ^.^ can ^.^ home -;;w;; To xDD high promotions ÚwÚ and great UwU dignyity. -uWu The OwO King, :3 that ;;w;; cawws x3 youw beauteous daughter :3 wife, -Familiarly UwU shaww caww >w< thy Dorset bwothew; -^.^ Again UwU shaww xDD you be mothew to :3 a OwO king, -xDD And aww x3 the ruins of distressful times -^w^ Wepaiw'd with :3 doubwe ^w^ wiches of OwO content. -What! ^.^ we uWu have UwU many xDD goodwy OwO days to ^-^ see. -uWu The OwO wiquid ^.^ dwops of tears :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 shed -Shall come OwO again, ^.^ twansfowm'd to x3 owient >_> peaww, -:33 Advantaging uWu theiw ^w^ woan with ÚwÚ intewest -Of ;;w;; ten times :3 doubwe ^.^ gain of ÚwÚ happinyess. -^w^ Go, >w< then, x3 my :33 mothew, to >w< thy daughter go; -^-^ Make bold her ^-^ bashfuw years with x3 youw expewience; -Pwepawe her OwO eaws to hear :3 a ^.^ wooew's tale; ->_> Put uWu in her xDD tendew >_< heawt x3 th' ;;w;; aspiwing fwame -Of golden >_< suvweignty; >w< acquaint x3 the Princes -With x3 the x3 sweet silent >_> houws of ^.^ mawwiage joys. -xDD And when ÚwÚ this awm of >_< minye hath ;;w;; chastised -uWu The petty xDD webew, UwU duww-bwain'd ;;w;; Buckingham, -^.^ Bound with x3 twiumphant gawwands xDD wiww UwU I come, -xDD And lead >w< thy daughter to :3 a :33 conquewow's bed; -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I xDD wiww x3 wetaiw x3 my conquest >_> won, -xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww be sole victoress, Caesar's Caesaw. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> What :3 wewe UwU I best to ^.^ say? :3 Hew father's -ÚwÚ bwothew -Wouwd be her xDD wowd? :33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I >_> say her xDD uncwe? -:33 Ow ^.^ he :3 that >_< swew her bwothews ÚwÚ and her uWu uncwes? -;;w;; Undew >_> what ;;w;; titwe UwU shaww UwU I ^.^ woo fow uWu thee -:33 That :33 God, x3 the waw, x3 my honyouw, ÚwÚ and her wuv -UwU Can >_< make xDD seem pweasing to her xDD tendew years? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 Infew >w< faiw Engwand's uWu peace ^.^ by ÚwÚ this alliance. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< Which ^.^ she UwU shaww puwchase with ->_> stiww-wasting waw. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Teww her x3 the OwO King, :3 that OwO may >_> command, -:3 entweats. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 That uWu at her ^.^ hands which x3 the >_< King's -^w^ King ^-^ fowbids. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say ^.^ she UwU shaww be :3 a xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty >w< queen. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; To waiw x3 the :3 titwe, >_< as her mothew UwU doth. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say UwU I xDD wiww wuv her :3 evewwastingwy. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But >w< how ^-^ wong UwU shaww :3 that ;;w;; titwe :33 'evew' last? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Sweetwy uWu in force >w< unto her >w< faiw ^w^ wife's OwO end. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But >w< how ^-^ wong ^.^ faiwwy UwU shaww her x3 sweet >w< wife -last? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; As ^-^ wong >_< as heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> wengthens :3 it. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; As ^-^ wong >_< as heww ÚwÚ and Richard likes of :3 it. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Say I, her sovereign, ^w^ am her x3 subject wow. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. OwO But uWu she, x3 youw uWu subject, loathes xDD such -suvweignty. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Be uWu ewoquent uWu in x3 my behawf to her. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ An xDD honyest xDD tawe ;;w;; speeds best ^.^ being x3 pwainwy -uWu towd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then x3 pwainwy to her tell x3 my >w< woving ^-^ tawe. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Pwain ÚwÚ and nyot xDD honyest >_> is ^w^ too UwU hawsh :3 a UwU stywe. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu Youw weasons OwO awe ^w^ too shallow ÚwÚ and ^w^ too quick. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_< O, no, x3 my weasons OwO awe ^w^ too >_> deep ÚwÚ and ->w< dead- -Too >_> deep ÚwÚ and >_< dead, poor >_< infants, uWu in uWu theiw UwU gwaves. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Hawp nyot on :3 that :3 stwing, x3 madam; :3 that >_> is past. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Hawp on >w< it still UwU shaww UwU I >w< tiww heawtstwings -*cuddles you* bweak. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; Geowge, x3 my UwU gawtew, ÚwÚ and x3 my -^.^ cwown- ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^.^ Pwofan'd, >w< dishonyouw'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the thiwd -OwO usuwp'd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I ^.^ sweaw- ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ^-^ By uWu nyothing; fow ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo ^w^ oath: -x3 Thy ;;w;; Geowge, x3 pwofan'd, hath wost :33 his >_> wowdwy honour; -x3 Thy UwU gawtew, blemish'd, :3 pawn'd :33 his knyightwy UwU viwtue; -x3 Thy :3 cwown, usuwp'd, x3 disgwac'd :33 his >_> kingwy glory. -;;w;; If ^-^ something xDD thou wouldst >_< sweaw to be uWu bewiev'd, -Swear xDD then ^.^ by ^-^ something :3 that xDD thou x3 hast nyot >_> wwong'd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Then, ^.^ by x3 my >w< sewf- ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 Thy self >_> is :3 sewf-misus'd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the world- ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. 'Tis full of >w< thy fouw x3 wwongs. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My father's >w< death- ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. x3 Thy >w< wife hath >w< it dishonyouw'd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, >w< then, ^.^ by OwO God- ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. >_> God's wrong >_> is UwU most of all. -;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst feaw to bweak >w< an ^-^ oath with ^w^ Him, -uWu The unyity x3 the ^w^ King x3 my :33 husband UwU made -^.^ Thou >w< hadst nyot OwO bwoken, nor x3 my bwothews ÚwÚ died. -;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst feaw'd to bweak >w< an ^-^ oath ^.^ by ^w^ Him, -xDD Th' ÚwÚ impewiaw :33 metaw, circling nyow >w< thy head, -xDD Had ÚwÚ gwac'd x3 the xDD tendew ^.^ tempwes of x3 my child; -xDD And both x3 the Princes xDD had :33 been :33 bweathing UwU hewe, ->_< Which now, >w< two xDD tendew xDD bedfewwows fow :33 dust, -x3 Thy xDD bwoken :33 faith hath UwU made x3 the prey fow ÚwÚ wowms. ->_> What ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_< sweaw ^.^ by ^.^ nyow? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The time to x3 come. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. :33 That xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; wwonged uWu in x3 the time ->w< o'ewpast; -For UwU I mysewf uWu have UwU many tears to >_< wash -uWu Heweaftew time, fow time x3 past wrong'd ^.^ by thee. -uWu The x3 chiwdwen ^w^ wive x3 whose uWu fathews xDD thou x3 hast uWu swaughtew'd, -Ungovern'd youth, to waiw >w< it uWu in uWu theiw >_> age; -uWu The parents ^w^ wive x3 whose x3 chiwdwen xDD thou x3 hast butcheed, -^-^ Owd ^-^ bawwen plants, to waiw >w< it with uWu theiw age. -Swear nyot ^.^ by time to >_< come; fow :3 that xDD thou x3 hast -^.^ Misus'd ere >w< us'd, ^.^ by times ill-us'd :3 o'ewpast. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; As UwU I intend to prosper ÚwÚ and repent, -^w^ So x3 thwive UwU I uWu in x3 my uWu dangewous affairs -Of >_> hostiwe >_> awms! xDD Mysewf mysewf confound! -uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye ^-^ baw ;;w;; me ^w^ happy xDD houws! ->_> Day, yield ;;w;; me nyot >w< thy >_> wight; nor, night, >w< thy west! -^w^ Be opposite aww >_> pwanyets of ÚwÚ good luck -;;w;; To x3 my ^w^ pwoceeding!-if, with uWu deaw heart's xDD wuv, -Immaculate devotion, >w< howy thoughts, -UwU I xDD tendew nyot >w< thy beauteous princely >w< daughtew. -^w^ In her uWu consists x3 my happinyess ÚwÚ and thine; -Without hew, xDD fowwows to mysewf ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee, -x3 Hewsewf, x3 the land, ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a Christian x3 souw, -Death, desowation, >w< wuin, ÚwÚ and UwU decay. -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot be avoided >_> but ^.^ by >_< this; -^.^ It xDD wiww nyot be avoided >_> but ^.^ by UwU this. ->_< Thewefowe, uWu deaw mother-I ^w^ must caww xDD you OwO so- -^w^ Be x3 the ^.^ attownyey of x3 my wuv to >w< hew; -;;w;; Pwead >_> what UwU I xDD wiww be, nyot >_> what UwU I uWu have xDD been; -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 my UwU desewts, >_> but >_> what UwU I xDD wiww deserve. -Uwge x3 the ;;w;; nyecessity ÚwÚ and >w< state of xDD times, -xDD And be nyot peevish-fond uWu in great x3 designs. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Shall UwU I be tempted of x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< thus? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, >_> if x3 the ^.^ deviw tempt xDD you to UwU do UwU good. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Shall UwU I x3 fowget mysewf to be myself? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, >_> if x3 youw :3 sewf's wemembwance wrong -OwO youwsewf. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Yet xDD thou :33 didst OwO kiww x3 my >_< chiwdwen. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO But uWu in x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's womb UwU I ^.^ buwy OwO them; -UwU Whewe, uWu in :3 that nyest of OwO spicewy, ;;w;; they xDD wiww breed -Selves of ^.^ themsewves, to x3 youw recomforture. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. Shall UwU I OwO go x3 win x3 my daughter to >w< thy xDD wiww? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD And be :3 a ^w^ happy mothew ^.^ by x3 the UwU deed. ->w< QUEEN x3 EWIZABETH. UwU I ÚwÚ go. :3 Wwite to ;;w;; me xDD vewy shortly, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww understand from ;;w;; me her :33 mind. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Beaw her x3 my true love's >_< kiss; ÚwÚ and >_> so, farewell. -Kissing her. uWu Exit >w< QUEEN ELIZABETH -^.^ Wewenting x3 foow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ shawwow, :3 changing OwO woman! - -Entew ^w^ WATCWIFF; CATESBY fowwowing - -How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. :3 Most ^-^ mighty sovereign, on x3 the xDD westewn :3 coast -:33 Wideth :3 a x3 puissant OwO nyavy; to UwU ouw uWu showes -Thwong UwU many ^.^ doubtfuw UwU howwow-heawted OwO fwiends, -OwO Unyawm'd, ÚwÚ and unresolv'd to xDD beat them back. -'Tis xDD thought :3 that >_< Wichmond >_> is uWu theiw admiwaw; -xDD And there ;;w;; they hull, expecting >_> but x3 the >_> aid -Of ^-^ Buckingham to wewcome them ^.^ ashowe. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; Some wight-foot :33 fwiend x3 post to x3 the >w< Duke of -x3 Nyowfowk. -;;w;; Watcwiff, ;;w;; thysewf-ow xDD Catesby; :3 whewe >_> is uWu he? -UwU CATESBY. Here, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 Catesby, fwy to x3 the uWu Duke. -UwU CATESBY. UwU I xDD wiww x3 my uWu wowd, with aww UwU convenyient ^.^ haste. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ;;w;; Watcwiff, come hithew. :33 Post to Sawisbuwy; -x3 When xDD thou UwU com'st OwO thithew- :33 [To ^.^ CATESBY] Dull, -uWu unmindfuww villain, -Why UwU stay'st xDD thou UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and :33 go'st nyot to x3 the Duke? -UwU CATESBY. ^.^ Fiwst, ^-^ mighty ^.^ wiege, tell ;;w;; me x3 youw Highness' x3 pweasuwe, ->_> What from x3 youw Gwace UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ dewivew to ^.^ him. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< O, ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Catesby. x3 Bid ^.^ him wevy ^w^ stwaight -uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ and powew :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can >_< make -xDD And :3 meet ;;w;; me ;;w;; suddenwy uWu at Salisbury. -UwU CATESBY. UwU I ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit -;;w;; WATCWIFF. What, OwO may >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, UwU shaww UwU I UwU do uWu at :33 Sawisbuwy? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, >_> what wouldst xDD thou UwU do there >w< befowe UwU I ->w< go? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. uWu Youw >_> Highnyess told ;;w;; me UwU I >_> shouwd x3 post befowe. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My ^-^ mind >_> is x3 chang'd. - -Entew >w< WOWD STANLEY - -STANWEY, >_> what nyews with you? -STANWEY. ^-^ Nyonye UwU good, x3 my ^.^ wiege, to uWu pwease xDD you with -x3 the OwO heawing; -x3 Nyow >_< nyonye UwU so :33 bad >_> but weww OwO may be ^.^ wepowted. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Hoyday, :3 a widdwe! :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ good nor UwU bad! ->_> What uWu nyeed'st xDD thou >w< wun UwU so UwU many >_< miwes about, -x3 When xDD thou :33 mayest tell >w< thy xDD tawe x3 the ÚwÚ nyeawest >w< way? -Once >_> mowe, >_> what nyews? -STANWEY. >_< Wichmond >_> is on x3 the ;;w;; seas. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Thewe wet ^.^ him >_< sink, ÚwÚ and be x3 the seas on x3 him! -xDD White-wivew'd wunyagate, >_> what xDD doth ^.^ he OwO thewe? -STANWEY. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, ^-^ mighty sovereign, >_> but ^.^ by ÚwÚ guess. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. xDD Weww, >_< as xDD you OwO guess? -STANWEY. :33 Stiww'd x3 up ^.^ by x3 Dowset, ;;w;; Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mowton, ->w< He x3 makes fow England OwO hewe to >_< cwaim x3 the crown. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Is x3 the >w< chaiw empty? Is x3 the xDD swowd x3 unsway'd? -Is x3 the ^w^ King >_< dead, x3 the empire OwO unpossess'd? ->_> What heir of York >_> is there ^.^ awive >_> but uWu we? -xDD And who >_> is Engwand's ^w^ King >_> but great >w< Yowk's heir? -UwU Then tell ;;w;; me >_> what x3 makes ^.^ he ;;w;; upon x3 the ;;w;; seas. -STANWEY. OwO Unwess fow :3 that, x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ guess. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO Unwess fow :3 that ^.^ he x3 comes to be x3 youw ^.^ wiege, ->_> You ;;w;; cannyot guess ^-^ whewefowe x3 the Wewshman ^w^ comes. -^.^ Thou wiwt ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and fwy to :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. -STANWEY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >_< thewefowe xDD mistwust ;;w;; me not. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Whewe >_> is >w< thy powew >w< then, to xDD beat ^.^ him back? -Whewe be >w< thy tenyants ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 fowwowews? -^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot nyow ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD westewn >w< showe, -x3 Safe-conducting x3 the ÚwÚ webews from uWu theiw >_> ships? -STANWEY. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 my ^w^ fwiends OwO awe uWu in x3 the nyowth. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Cowd ^w^ fwiends to x3 me. >_> What UwU do ;;w;; they uWu in x3 the -:33 nyowth, -x3 When ;;w;; they >_> shouwd serve uWu theiw suvweign uWu in x3 the >w< west? -STANWEY. ^-^ They uWu have nyot :33 been UwU commanded, ^-^ mighty ;;w;; King. ->w< Pweaseth x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty to UwU give ;;w;; me weave, -I'll muster x3 up x3 my ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and :3 meet x3 youw Gwace -Whewe ÚwÚ and >_> what time x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty UwU shaww ÚwÚ pwease. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Ay, :33 ay, xDD thou wouldst be >_> gonye to ^w^ join with -xDD Wichmond; -OwO But I'll nyot :33 twust thee. -STANWEY. :3 Most ^-^ mighty sovereign, ->_> You uWu have nyo cause to howd x3 my ÚwÚ fwiendship doubtful. -UwU I >_< nyevew UwU was nor >_< nyevew xDD wiww be >w< fawse. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^w^ Go, >w< then, ÚwÚ and muster ^.^ men. OwO But OwO weave x3 behind -uWu Youw x3 son, ^w^ Geowge Stanwey. Wook x3 youw >_< heawt be OwO fiwm, -:33 Ow >_> ewse :33 his xDD head's assurance >_> is >_> but frail. -STANWEY. ^w^ So deal with ^.^ him >_< as UwU I ^-^ pwuv true to OwO you. uWu Exit - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My >_> gwacious sovereign, nyow uWu in x3 Devonshiwe, -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ by ^w^ fwiends ^w^ am weww >_> advewtised, -Sir Edward Courtney ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ haughty OwO pwewate, ->_> Bishop of >_< Exetew, :33 his :33 ewdew brother, -With UwU many ^-^ moe uWu confedewates, OwO awe uWu in arms. - -Entew anyothew MESSENGEW - -^w^ SECOND x3 MESSENGEW. ^w^ In UwU Kent, x3 my ^.^ wiege, x3 the :3 Guiwfowds OwO awe uWu in -arms; -xDD And every >_> houw ^.^ mowe ^.^ competitows -OwO Fwock to x3 the rebels, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw powew gwows strong. - -Entew anyothew MESSENGEW - -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ^.^ awmy of great Buckingham- -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Out on UwU you, owws! Nyothing >_> but songs of -UwU death? [He :33 stwikes >w< him] -There, OwO take xDD thou :3 that >w< tiww xDD thou ;;w;; bwing xDD bettew ;;w;; nyews. -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. uWu The nyews UwU I uWu have to tell x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -Is :3 that ^.^ by ^.^ sudden xDD fwoods ÚwÚ and faww of watews -OwO Buckingham's ^.^ awmy >_> is uWu dispews'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ scattew'd; -xDD And ^.^ he >_< himsewf ^-^ wand'wed OwO away ^-^ awonye, -No x3 man xDD knyows whither. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I cwy uWu thee mercy. ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 my >_< puwse to >w< cuwe :3 that ^w^ bwow of ÚwÚ thinye. ->_< Hath xDD any UwU weww-advised :33 fwiend proclaim'd -Reward to ^.^ him :3 that >_< bwings x3 the traitor in? -^w^ THIWD x3 MESSENGEW. >w< Such pwocwamation hath :33 been made, -x3 my Lord. - -Entew anyothew MESSENGEW - -;;w;; FOUWTH x3 MESSENGEW. Sir Thomas Lovel ÚwÚ and Lord ^w^ Mawquis -x3 Dowset, -'Tis said, x3 my ^.^ wiege, uWu in ^.^ Yowkshiwe OwO awe uWu in arms. -OwO But ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good uWu comfowt ;;w;; bwing UwU I to x3 youw :3 Highnyess- -uWu The >_< Bwitainye >_< nyavy >_> is uWu dispews'd ^.^ by ;;w;; tempest. ->_< Wichmond uWu in x3 Dowsetshiwe sent x3 out :3 a ^.^ boat -uWu Unto x3 the >w< showe, to ^w^ ask UwU those on x3 the uWu banks -;;w;; If ;;w;; they :3 wewe :33 his xDD assistants, >w< yea ow ^.^ nyo; -Who x3 answew'd ^.^ him ;;w;; they ^-^ came from ^-^ Buckingham ->_> Upon :33 his pawty. ^-^ He, ^.^ mistwusting ÚwÚ them, -Hois'd sail, ÚwÚ and UwU made :33 his course again fow OwO Bwitainye. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. March ;;w;; on, :33 mawch ;;w;; on, xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe x3 up uWu in -arms; -;;w;; If nyot to >w< fight with :33 foweign UwU enyemies, -ÚwÚ Yet to xDD beat down these ÚwÚ webews OwO hewe uWu at >_> home. - -^.^ We-entew CATESBY - -UwU CATESBY. OwO My ^.^ wiege, x3 the >w< Duke of ^-^ Buckingham >_> is :3 taken- -:33 That >_> is x3 the best ;;w;; nyews. :33 That x3 the ^-^ Eaww of >_< Wichmond -Is with :3 a ^-^ mighty powew landed uWu at Miwfowd -Is ^-^ cowdew :3 tidings, yet ;;w;; they ^w^ must be uWu towd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Away uWu towawds ^-^ Sawisbuwy! While ^.^ we reason -OwO hewe -^-^ A royal ÚwÚ battwe ^w^ might be ^.^ won ÚwÚ and :3 wost. -;;w;; Some one OwO take order ^-^ Buckingham be ^.^ bwought -;;w;; To Sawisbuwy; x3 the xDD west :33 mawch on with x3 me. ->w< Fwouwish. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - ->w< WOWD >w< DEWBY'S ;;w;; house - -Entew STANLEY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW CHRISTOPHER x3 UWSWICK - -STANWEY. Sir UwU Chwistophew, tell >_< Wichmond ÚwÚ this from ;;w;; me: -:33 That uWu in x3 the >w< sty of x3 the UwU most deadwy boar -OwO My >_< son ^w^ Geowge Stanwey >_> is frank'd x3 up uWu in howd; -;;w;; If UwU I >_> wevowt, x3 off xDD goes xDD young George's head; -uWu The feaw of :3 that ÚwÚ howds x3 off x3 my xDD pwesent OwO aid. -So, get uWu thee xDD gonye; ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy OwO wowd. -Withaw >_> say :3 that x3 the xDD Queen hath UwU heawtiwy :3 consented ->w< He >_> shouwd espouse ^w^ Ewizabeth her >w< daughtew. -OwO But tell uWu me, :3 whewe >_> is princely >_< Wichmond ^.^ nyow? -OwO CHWISTOPHEW. At UwU Pembwoke, ow uWu at Ha'wfowd xDD west uWu in Wales. -STANWEY. >_> What ;;w;; men of xDD nyame xDD wesowt to him? -OwO CHWISTOPHEW. Sir Wawtew Herbert, :3 a uWu wenyownyed UwU sowdiew; -ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ Giwbewt Talbot, Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam ^-^ Stanwey, -^-^ OXFOWD, wedoubted UwU Pembwoke, Sir ;;w;; James Bwunt, -xDD And >_< Wice ^.^ ap Thomas, with :3 a uWu vawiant ^-^ cwew; -xDD And UwU many othew of great xDD nyame ÚwÚ and wowth; -xDD And uWu towawds ;;w;; Wondon UwU do ;;w;; they >w< bend uWu theiw x3 powew, -;;w;; If ^.^ by x3 the uWu way ;;w;; they be nyot ÚwÚ fought uWu withaw. -STANWEY. xDD Weww, hie uWu thee to >w< thy wowd; UwU I :3 kiss :33 his xDD hand; -OwO My >_> wettew xDD wiww wesowve ^.^ him of x3 my :33 mind. -uWu Faweweww. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. - -Salisbury. ^-^ An open :33 pwace - -Entew x3 the SHERIFF ÚwÚ and guawd, with xDD BUCKINGHAM, x3 wed to :33 execution - -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Will nyot ^w^ King Richard wet ;;w;; me speak with -him? -SHERIFF. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >_< thewefowe be uWu patient. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. >w< Hastings, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd's chiwdwen, Gwey, ÚwÚ and -Rivers, -Holy ^w^ King Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< faiw >_< son Edwawd, -^-^ Vaughan, ÚwÚ and aww :3 that uWu have ^-^ miscawwied -^-^ By undewhand cowwupted fouw ^w^ injustice, -;;w;; If :3 that x3 youw moody >_> discontented >w< souws -Do ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 cwouds behowd ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ^-^ houw, -Even fow xDD wevenge ÚwÚ mock x3 my x3 destwuction! -This >_> is :33 Aww-Souws' ^-^ day, fewwow, >_> is >w< it ^w^ nyot? -SHERIFF. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO BUCKINGHAM. Why, xDD then :33 Aww-Souws' day >_> is x3 my body's -OwO doomsday. -This >_> is x3 the day which uWu in ^w^ King >_< Edwawd's time -UwU I >w< wish'd ^w^ might faww on ;;w;; me when UwU I UwU was >_> found -ÚwÚ Fawse to :33 his x3 chiwdwen ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ wife's >_< awwies; -This >_> is x3 the day wherein UwU I >w< wish'd to faww -^-^ By x3 the UwU fawse :33 faith of ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom UwU most UwU I >_> twusted; ->w< This, ÚwÚ this :33 Aww-Souws' day to x3 my x3 feawfuw :3 souw -Is x3 the ;;w;; detewmin'd x3 wespite of x3 my wwongs; -:33 That xDD high All-Seer which UwU I >_< dawwied with ->_< Hath >_> tuwn'd x3 my ÚwÚ feignyed :3 pwayew on x3 my >_> head -xDD And UwU given uWu in xDD eawnyest >_> what UwU I begg'd uWu in ;;w;; jest. -^-^ Thus xDD doth >w< He force x3 the :33 swowds of wicked ;;w;; men -;;w;; To turn uWu theiw UwU own x3 points uWu in uWu theiw :3 mastews' x3 bosoms. -^-^ Thus Mawgawet's UwU cuwse ^w^ fawws x3 heavy on x3 my ;;w;; nyeck. -^-^ 'When ^.^ he' quoth ^.^ she 'shaww ^-^ spwit >w< thy >_< heawt with >_> sowwow, -ÚwÚ Wemembew Margaret UwU was :3 a prophetess.' -:3 Come lead uWu me, OwO officews, to x3 the >_< bwock of OwO shame; -Wwong hath >_> but wwong, ÚwÚ and uWu bwame x3 the >_< due of blame. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 2. - -Camp nyeaw Tamwowth - -Entew :33 WICHMOND, ^-^ OXFOWD, ÚwÚ SIW x3 JAMES BLUNT, ÚwÚ SIW WALTER >w< HEWBEWT, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, -with drum ÚwÚ and cowouws - -uWu WICHMOND. Fewwows uWu in awms, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU most >w< woving OwO fwiends, -Bruis'd undewnyeath x3 the x3 yoke of tywanny, -^-^ Thus uWu faw x3 into x3 the bowels of x3 the ÚwÚ wand -:3 Have ^.^ we :3 mawch'd on ^-^ without impediment; -xDD And OwO hewe receive ^.^ we from UwU ouw >w< fathew Stanwey -Winyes of >w< faiw uWu comfowt ÚwÚ and encouragement. -uWu The wretched, x3 bwoody, ÚwÚ and usuwping >_< boaw, -:33 That spoiw'd x3 youw ^-^ summew fields ÚwÚ and :33 fwuitfuw vinyes, -Swiwws x3 youw wawm :3 bwood ^.^ wike ÚwÚ wash, ÚwÚ and x3 makes :33 his uWu twough -^w^ In x3 youw emboweww'd ÚwÚ bosoms-this fouw UwU swinye -Is nyow even uWu in x3 the centwe of ÚwÚ this isle, -Near to x3 the :33 town of Leicester, >_< as ^.^ we UwU weawn. -Fwom Tamwowth uWu thithew >_> is >_> but one day's >w< mawch. -^w^ In >_> God's xDD nyame cheewwy ;;w;; on, xDD couwageous OwO fwiends, -;;w;; To reap x3 the harvest of pewpetuaw uWu peace -^-^ By ÚwÚ this one bwoody uWu twiaw of ^-^ shawp waw. -;;w;; OXFOWD. Evewy :33 man's >_> conscience >_> is :3 a thousand men, -;;w;; To >w< fight OwO against ÚwÚ this guiwty homicide. -HERBERT. UwU I doubt nyot >_> but :33 his ^w^ fwiends xDD wiww turn to >_> us. -BLUNT. >w< He hath nyo ^w^ fwiends >_> but >_> what OwO awe ^w^ fwiends fow ;;w;; feaw, ->_< Which uWu in :33 his deawest >_< nyeed xDD wiww fwy from ^.^ him. -uWu WICHMOND. All fow UwU ouw vantage. UwU Then uWu in >_> God's xDD nyame >w< mawch. -;;w;; Twue UwU hope >_> is UwU swift ÚwÚ and fwies with swallow's xDD wings; ->_< Kings >w< it x3 makes uWu gods, ÚwÚ and >w< meanyew ^-^ cweatuwes OwO kings. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >w< 3. - -^w^ Boswowth OwO Fiewd - -Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD uWu in awms, with ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, RATCLIFF, -x3 the EARL of ^w^ SUWWEYS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :3 Hewe ^w^ pitch UwU ouw x3 tent, even OwO hewe uWu in ^w^ Boswowth ->_> fiewd. -OwO My Lord of uWu Suwwey, >w< why wook xDD you UwU so sad? -SUWWEY. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is ;;w;; ten times x3 wightew than x3 my OwO wooks. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. OwO My Lord of UwU Nyowfowk! -NyOWFOWK. Here, UwU most >_> gwacious OwO wiege. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Nyowfowk, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have knyocks; :33 ha! ^w^ must ^.^ we -^w^ nyot? -NyOWFOWK. We ^w^ must both UwU give ÚwÚ and take, x3 my >w< woving OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Up With x3 my tent! :3 Hewe xDD wiww UwU I >_< wie to-nyight; -[Sowdiews x3 begin to uWu set x3 up x3 the KING'S >_> tent] -OwO But :3 whewe ^-^ to-mowwow? xDD Weww, aww's one fow x3 that. -Who hath descwied x3 the ^w^ nyumbew of x3 the ;;w;; twaitows? -NyOWFOWK. uWu Six ow ÚwÚ seven thousand >_> is uWu theiw utmost UwU powew. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Why, UwU ouw ;;w;; battawia twebwes :3 that OwO account; -:33 Besides, x3 the >_< King's xDD nyame >_> is :3 a >_> towew of >_< stwength, ->_< Which ;;w;; they ;;w;; upon x3 the advewse ^w^ faction :33 want. -Up with x3 the tent! ^.^ Come, x3 nyobwe xDD gentwemen, -Let >_> us ;;w;; suwvey x3 the ;;w;; vantage of x3 the :33 gwound. -;;w;; Caww fow x3 some ;;w;; men of >_> sound diwection. -:3 Wet's ^.^ wack nyo discipwinye, >_< make nyo >_< deway; -For, wowds, to-mowwow >_> is :3 a >w< busy x3 day. Exeunt - -OwO Entew, on x3 the othew x3 side of x3 the >_> fiewd, -:33 WICHMOND, ÚwÚ SIW UwU WIWWIAM ^w^ BWANDON, ^-^ OXFOWD, DOWSET, -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. ;;w;; Some ^w^ pitch RICHMOND'S ^w^ tent - -uWu WICHMOND. uWu The ÚwÚ weawy sun hath UwU made :3 a golden ^-^ set, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the uWu bwight ^.^ twact of :33 his fiery caw ->w< Gives ;;w;; token of :3 a xDD goodwy day ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam Brandon, xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 my xDD standawd. -Give ;;w;; me x3 some ink ÚwÚ and paper uWu in x3 my uWu tent. -I'll dwaw x3 the >_< fowm ÚwÚ and :33 modew of UwU ouw battwe, -ÚwÚ Wimit >_< each weadew to :33 his sevewaw charge, -xDD And ÚwÚ pawt uWu in >w< just :33 pwopowtion UwU ouw UwU smaww UwU powew. -OwO My Lord of ;;w;; Oxfowd-you, Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam >_> Bwandon- -xDD And UwU you, Sir Wawtew :3 Hewbewt-stay with x3 me. -uWu The ^-^ Eaww of UwU Pembwoke keeps :33 his x3 wegiment; -^-^ Good uWu Captain Bwunt, UwU beaw x3 my ÚwÚ good >w< nyight to :3 him, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the second >_> houw uWu in x3 the mownying -Desire x3 the ^-^ Eaww to >_> see ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my uWu tent. -ÚwÚ Yet one ^.^ thing >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good xDD Captain, UwU do fow me- -Whewe >_> is Lord Stanwey quarter'd, UwU do xDD you xDD knyow? -BLUNT. OwO Unwess UwU I uWu have mista'en :33 his cowouws much- ->_< Which weww UwU I ^w^ am x3 assuw'd UwU I uWu have nyot xDD donye- -ÚwÚ His >_< wegiment wies half :3 a miwe uWu at least -South from x3 the ^-^ mighty powew of x3 the ;;w;; King. -uWu WICHMOND. ;;w;; If ^-^ without peril >w< it be ÚwÚ possibwe, -ÚwÚ Sweet Bwunt, >_< make x3 some ÚwÚ good means to speak with ^.^ him -xDD And UwU give ^.^ him from ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this UwU most needful note. -BLUNT. >_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll undewtake uWu it; -xDD And >_> so, ^w^ God UwU give xDD you :33 quiet xDD west >_< to-nyight! -uWu WICHMOND. ^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good uWu Captain Bwunt. ^.^ Come, -xDD gentwemen, -Let >_> us >_< consuwt ;;w;; upon to-morrow's business. -^w^ In to x3 my ^w^ tent; x3 the :33 dew >_> is >w< waw ÚwÚ and cowd. -^w^ [They >_< withdwaw x3 into x3 the >_> tent] - -OwO Entew, to ^w^ his-tent, ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK, -RATCLIFF, ÚwÚ and CATESBY - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What :3 is't >_< o'cwock? -UwU CATESBY. x3 It's :33 suppew-time, x3 my wowd; -x3 It's >w< nyinye OwO o'cwock. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU sup to-night. -Give ;;w;; me x3 some ink ÚwÚ and ^.^ papew. -What, >_> is x3 my ;;w;; beavew xDD easiew than >w< it was? -xDD And aww x3 my ^-^ awmouw laid x3 into x3 my ^w^ tent? -UwU CATESBY. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my ÚwÚ wiege; ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ Good ^-^ Nyowfowk, hie uWu thee to >w< thy chawge; -^w^ Use careful >w< watch, choose trusty uWu sentinyews. -NyOWFOWK. UwU I x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Stiw with x3 the lark ^.^ to-mowwow, ^-^ gentwe x3 Nyowfowk. -NyOWFOWK. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Catesby! -UwU CATESBY. OwO My xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_< Send x3 out :3 a ;;w;; puwsuivant-at-awms -;;w;; To ;;w;; Stanwey's x3 wegiment; bid ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing :33 his powew -^.^ Befowe :3 sunwising, xDD west :33 his >_< son ^w^ Geowge faww -^.^ Into x3 the ^w^ bwind cave of xDD etewnyaw OwO nyight. uWu Exit CATESBY -Fiww ;;w;; me :3 a >w< boww of ^.^ winye. Give ;;w;; me :3 a :33 watch. -Saddle ^-^ white Surrey fow x3 the field ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -Wook :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ staves be sound, ÚwÚ and nyot ^w^ too heavy. -OwO Watcwiff! -;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Saw'st xDD thou x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy Lord -Northumberland? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. Thomas x3 the ^-^ Eaww of Surrey ÚwÚ and himsewf, -Much about x3 cock-shut time, from troop to troop -^-^ Went ^w^ thwough x3 the xDD awmy, >w< cheewing x3 up x3 the soldiers. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. So, UwU I ^w^ am xDD satisfied. Give ;;w;; me :3 a >w< boww of ^.^ winye. -UwU I uWu have nyot :3 that alacrity of ^w^ spiwit -x3 Nyow cheer of ^-^ mind :3 that UwU I UwU was UwU wont to :3 have. -Set >w< it down. Is ink ÚwÚ and paper ^-^ weady? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 Bid x3 my xDD guawd watch; OwO weave x3 me. -RATCLIFF, about x3 the :3 mid of >w< nyight come to x3 my ^w^ tent -xDD And OwO hewp to awm x3 me. Weave uWu me, UwU I :3 say. -uWu Exit ;;w;; WATCWIFF. UwU WICHAWD sweeps - -Entew xDD DEWBY to RICHMOND uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent; -;;w;; WOWDS :33 attending - -;;w;; DEWBY. :33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO victowy sit on >w< thy ^.^ hewm! -uWu WICHMOND. All uWu comfowt :3 that x3 the dark >w< nyight ^.^ can UwU affowd -^w^ Be to >w< thy pewson, x3 nyobwe father-in-law! -Teww uWu me, >w< how fawes UwU ouw >w< woving mothew? -;;w;; DEWBY. I, ^.^ by attownyey, ;;w;; bwess uWu thee from >w< thy :33 mothew, -Who prays OwO continyuawwy fow Richmond's UwU good. -^w^ So much fow x3 that. uWu The silent >_> houws ^.^ steaw ;;w;; on, -xDD And ^w^ fwaky >w< dawknyess >_< bweaks within x3 the ^.^ east. -^w^ In ^-^ bwief, fow UwU so x3 the >_< season UwU bids >_> us be, -Pwepawe >w< thy ÚwÚ battwe early uWu in x3 the UwU mownying, -xDD And put >w< thy :3 fowtunye to x3 the ^-^ awbitwement -Of bwoody strokes ÚwÚ and >_< mowtaw-stawing waw. -I, >_< as UwU I may-that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I cannot- -With best ^w^ advantage xDD wiww >w< deceive x3 the time -xDD And >_> aid uWu thee uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ doubtfuw x3 shock of arms; -OwO But on >w< thy x3 side UwU I OwO may nyot be ^w^ too forward, -Lest, ^.^ being uWu seen, >w< thy brother, xDD tendew ;;w;; Geowge, -^w^ Be executed uWu in :33 his father's :33 sight. -Farewell; x3 the leisure ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 feawfuw time -^w^ Cuts x3 off x3 the cewemonyious x3 vows of wuv -xDD And uWu ampwe >_< intewchange of x3 sweet uWu discouwse ->_< Which so-long-sund'red ^w^ fwiends >_> shouwd dwell ^w^ upon. -^w^ God UwU give >_> us leisure fow these rites of love! -Once >_> mowe, uWu adieu; be valiant, ÚwÚ and ^w^ speed OwO weww! -uWu WICHMOND. ^-^ Good wowds, ÚwÚ conduct ^.^ him to :33 his ^.^ wegiment. -I'll strive with troubled >_< thoughts to OwO take :3 a xDD nyap, -Lest weaden >_> swumbew peise ;;w;; me down to-mowwow -x3 When UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ mount with x3 wings of ^.^ victowy. -Once >_> mowe, ÚwÚ good night, uWu kind wowds ÚwÚ and >_< gentwemen. -Exeunt aww >_> but RICHMOND -x3 O Thou, x3 whose UwU captain UwU I :33 account myself, -Wook on x3 my forces with :3 a >_> gwacious >_< eye; ->_> Put uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands x3 Thy >_< bwuising iwons of :33 wwath, -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may xDD cwush down with :3 a x3 heavy faww -uWu The usuwping hewmets of UwU ouw >_< advewsawies! -^-^ Make >_> us x3 Thy ministers of chastisement, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may praise uWu Thee uWu in x3 the x3 victowy! -;;w;; To uWu Thee UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ commend x3 my ÚwÚ watchfuw :3 souw -Ere UwU I wet faww x3 the ^w^ windows of >_< minye :3 eyes. -Sleeping ÚwÚ and :3 waking, >_< O, ;;w;; defend ;;w;; me :33 stiww! >_< [Sweeps] - -Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST Of :3 YOUNG PWINCE EDWARD, ->_< son to OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH - -:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] Let ;;w;; me sit x3 heavy on >w< thy :3 souw -^.^ to-mowwow! -^w^ Think >w< how xDD thou ;;w;; stabb'dst ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my prime of :33 youth -At Tewksbury; ÚwÚ despaiw, OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! -:33 [To WICHMOND] ^w^ Be OwO cheewfuw, xDD Wichmond; fow x3 the ;;w;; wwonged ->w< souws -Of ^-^ butchew'd pwinces >w< fight uWu in >w< thy ^.^ behawf. -^w^ King >_> Henwy's ^w^ issue, Wichmond, UwU comfowts thee. - -Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of OwO HENWY ^-^ THE UwU SIXTH - -:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] x3 When UwU I UwU was mowtaw, x3 my ^-^ anyointed ->w< body -^-^ By uWu thee UwU was >_< punched full of deadwy ^w^ howes. -^w^ Think on x3 the ^-^ Towew ÚwÚ and x3 me. uWu Despaiw, ÚwÚ and die. -ÚwÚ Hawwy x3 the Sixth UwU bids uWu thee despair ÚwÚ and die. -:33 [To WICHMOND] Viwtuous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howy, be xDD thou conqueror! -^w^ Hawwy, :3 that ^.^ pwophesied xDD thou shouwdst be OwO King, -^-^ Doth uWu comfowt uWu thee uWu in >w< thy OwO sweep. Wive ÚwÚ and xDD fwouwish! - -Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of >_> CWAWENCE - -:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] Let ;;w;; me sit x3 heavy uWu in >w< thy :3 souw -^.^ to-mowwow! UwU I :3 that UwU was >w< wash'd to :33 death with fulsome wine, -OwO Poow >w< Cwawence, ^.^ by >w< thy guiwe betray'd to ;;w;; death! ->_< To-mowwow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe think on uWu me, -xDD And faww >w< thy edgewess ^-^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! -:33 [To WICHMOND] ^.^ Thou offspwing of x3 the ;;w;; house of Lancaster, -uWu The ;;w;; wwonged :3 heiws of York UwU do pray fow thee. -^-^ Good ^-^ angews xDD guawd >w< thy ^w^ battwe! Wive ÚwÚ and xDD fwouwish! - -Entew x3 the >w< GHOSTS of x3 WIVEWS, x3 GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^.^ VAUGHAN - -^w^ GHOST ÚwÚ OF ^.^ WIVEWS. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] Let ;;w;; me sit x3 heavy uWu in >w< thy -:3 souw ^.^ to-mowwow, -x3 Wivews :3 that >w< died uWu at Pomfret! Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! -^w^ GHOST ÚwÚ OF >_< GWEY. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon Gwey, ÚwÚ and wet ->w< thy :3 souw UwU despaiw! -^w^ GHOST ÚwÚ OF >_> VAUGHAN. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon ^-^ Vaughan, -ÚwÚ and with guiwty feaw -Let faww >w< thy :3 wance. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die! -uWu AWW. :33 [To WICHMOND] xDD Awake, ÚwÚ and think UwU ouw >_< wwongs uWu in ->w< Wichawd's ^w^ bosom -Will conquer ^.^ him. Awake ÚwÚ and x3 win x3 the x3 day. - -Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of ÚwÚ HASTINGS - -:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] :3 Bwoody ÚwÚ and x3 guiwty, uWu guiwtiwy >w< awake, -xDD And uWu in :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ battwe >w< end >w< thy :33 days! -^w^ Think on Lord ;;w;; Hastings. Despair ÚwÚ and die. -:33 [To WICHMOND] Quiet untwoubwed x3 souw, >w< awake, ;;w;; awake! ->_< Awm, x3 fight, ÚwÚ and conquew, fow >w< faiw Engwand's uWu sake! - -Entew x3 the >w< GHOSTS of x3 the >w< two xDD young UwU PWINCES - -ÚwÚ GHOSTS. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^.^ Dweam on >w< thy cousins ;;w;; smothewed uWu in -x3 the Towew. -Let >_> us be lead within >w< thy x3 bosom, ^.^ Wichawd, -xDD And >w< weigh uWu thee down to >w< wuin, UwU shame, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! -x3 Thy ÚwÚ nyephews' >w< souws bid uWu thee despair ÚwÚ and die. -:33 [To WICHMOND] >_> Sweep, Wichmond, :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ and -wake uWu in :33 joy; -^-^ Good ^-^ angews xDD guawd uWu thee from x3 the boar's >w< annyoy! -Wive, ÚwÚ and x3 beget :3 a ^w^ happy race of OwO kings! ->_< Edwawd's xDD unhappy xDD sons UwU do bid uWu thee UwU fwouwish. - -Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of :3 WADY :33 ANNyE, :33 his >w< wife - -:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] ^.^ Wichawd, >w< thy :3 wife, :3 that wwetched ->_> Annye >w< thy >w< wife -:33 That >_< nyevew slept :3 a :33 quiet >_> houw with uWu thee -Now ^.^ fiwws >w< thy :33 sweep with >w< pewtuwbations. ->_< To-mowwow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe think on uWu me, -xDD And faww >w< thy edgewess ^-^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and die. -:33 [To WICHMOND] ^.^ Thou :33 quiet x3 souw, :33 sweep xDD thou :3 a :33 quiet ^w^ sweep; -^.^ Dweam of >w< success ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy ^.^ victowy. -x3 Thy UwU advewsawy's >w< wife xDD doth pray fow thee. - -Entew x3 the ^w^ GHOST of BUCKINGHAM - -:3 GHOST. :33 [To OwO WICHAWD] uWu The xDD fiwst UwU was UwU I :3 that :33 hewp'd uWu thee -to x3 the >_< cwown; -uWu The >w< wast UwU was UwU I :3 that UwU fewt >w< thy tywanny. ->_< O, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe think on ;;w;; Buckingham, -xDD And ^-^ die uWu in tewwow of >w< thy OwO guiwtinyess! -^.^ Dweam ;;w;; on, dweam on of bwoody >_< deeds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ death; -:3 Fainting, UwU despaiw; ^w^ despaiwing, yield >w< thy breath! -:33 [To WICHMOND] UwU I >w< died fow UwU hope ere UwU I couwd xDD wend uWu thee aid; -OwO But cheer >w< thy >_< heawt ÚwÚ and be xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ dismay'd: -^w^ God ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews >w< fight on Richmond's x3 side; -xDD And Richard ^w^ fawws uWu in height of aww :33 his pwide. -;;w;; [The >w< GHOSTS ÚwÚ vanyish. UwU WICHAWD starts x3 out of :33 his dream] -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Give ;;w;; me anyothew horse. Bind x3 up x3 my wounds. -:3 Have mercy, >_> Jesu! ;;w;; Soft! UwU I uWu did >_> but UwU dweam. -x3 O x3 cowawd OwO conscience, >w< how dost xDD thou UwU affwict me! -uWu The wights buwn >_< bwue. ^.^ It >_> is nyow >_< dead midnight. -x3 Cowd x3 feawfuw ^.^ dwops stand on x3 my uWu twembwing ÚwÚ fwesh. ->_> What UwU do UwU I fear? x3 Mysewf? >_> Thewe's >_< nyonye >_> ewse by. -Richard loves ;;w;; Wichawd; :3 that ;;w;; is, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ I. -Is there :3 a x3 muwdewew hewe? No-yes, UwU I am. -UwU Then fwy. What, from myself? UwU Gweat reason why- -Lest UwU I revenge. What, mysewf ;;w;; upon mysewf! -xDD Awack, UwU I wuv :3 mysewf. Whewefowe? For xDD any ÚwÚ good -:33 That UwU I mysewf uWu have donye >w< unto myself? ->_< O, no! ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I rather ^-^ hate mysewf -For hateful >_< deeds >_> committed ^.^ by mysewf! -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a villain; yet UwU I wie, UwU I ^w^ am not. -Fool, of >w< thysewf speak well. Fool, UwU do nyot fwattew. -OwO My >_> conscience hath :3 a thousand sevewaw tongues, -xDD And every >_> tongue >_< bwings uWu in :3 a sevewaw :33 tawe, -xDD And every xDD tawe ÚwÚ condemns ;;w;; me fow :3 a villain. -Perjury, >_< pewjuwy, uWu in x3 the OwO high'st degwee; -^.^ Muwdew, xDD stewn muwdew, uWu in x3 the >_< diw'st degwee; -All sevewaw OwO sins, aww ;;w;; us'd uWu in >_< each >_< degwee, -Thwong to x3 the uWu baw, :3 cwying aww ÚwÚ 'Guiwty! x3 guiwty!' -UwU I UwU shaww despaiw. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo creature loves OwO me; -xDD And >_> if UwU I ^-^ die nyo :3 souw xDD wiww pity ;;w;; me: -xDD And ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd >w< they, xDD since :3 that UwU I mysewf -UwU Find uWu in mysewf nyo pity to myself? -:33 Methought x3 the >w< souws of aww :3 that UwU I xDD had ^w^ muwdew'd ->_< Came to x3 my x3 tent, ÚwÚ and every one uWu did >_< thweat -xDD To-mowwow's UwU vengeance on x3 the >_> head of :3 Wichawd. - -Entew WATCWIFF - -;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My ^.^ wowd! -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. Zounds, who >_> is OwO thewe? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Watcwiff, x3 my wowd; UwU 'tis ^.^ I. uWu The early >w< viwwage-cock ->_< Hath twice donye salutation to x3 the ÚwÚ mown; -uWu Youw ^w^ fwiends OwO awe x3 up ÚwÚ and buckwe on uWu theiw ^-^ awmouw. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O ;;w;; Watcwiff, UwU I uWu have ^.^ dweam'd :3 a x3 feawfuw dream! ->_> What think'st thou-will UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends ^-^ pwuv aww twue? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. No doubt, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. x3 O ;;w;; Watcwiff, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU I ;;w;; feaw. -;;w;; WATCWIFF. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, be nyot :33 afwaid of :3 shadows. -;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD ^-^ By x3 the :33 apostwe ;;w;; Pauw, ^-^ shadows ^.^ to-nyight -:3 Have ^.^ stuck ^.^ mowe tewwow to x3 the :3 souw of Richard -Than ^.^ can x3 the ÚwÚ substance of ;;w;; ten thousand ^-^ sowdiews -Awmed uWu in xDD pwoof ÚwÚ and x3 wed ^.^ by shallow uWu Wichmond. -'Tis nyot yet nyeaw x3 day. ^.^ Come, OwO go with OwO me; -;;w;; Undew UwU ouw tents I'll :33 pway x3 the ^-^ eaves-dwoppew, -;;w;; To >_> see >_> if xDD any >_> mean to >w< shwink from x3 me. Exeunt - -Entew x3 the ;;w;; WOWDS to RICHMOND :3 sitting uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent - -ÚwÚ WOWDS. ^-^ Good morrow, ^.^ Wichmond! -uWu WICHMOND. Cwy mercy, wowds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ watchfuw xDD gentwemen, -:33 That xDD you uWu have >_> ta'en :3 a ÚwÚ tawdy :3 swuggawd hewe. -ÚwÚ WOWDS. How uWu have xDD you swept, x3 my xDD wowd? -uWu WICHMOND. uWu The ^w^ sweetest :33 sweep ÚwÚ and fairest-boding x3 dweams -:33 That OwO evew ^w^ ent'wed uWu in :3 a ^-^ dwowsy >_> head -:3 Have UwU I xDD since x3 youw :3 depawtuwe :33 had, x3 my lords. -:33 Methought uWu theiw >w< souws x3 whose >_< bodies Richard ^w^ muwdew'd ->_< Came to x3 my ^w^ tent ÚwÚ and cried on ^.^ victowy. -UwU I promise xDD you x3 my :3 souw >_> is xDD vewy OwO jocund -^w^ In x3 the wemembwance of UwU so >w< faiw :3 a UwU dweam. -How uWu faw x3 into x3 the mownying >_> is :33 it, lords? -ÚwÚ WOWDS. >_> Upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke of fouw. -uWu WICHMOND. Why, xDD then UwU 'tis time to awm ÚwÚ and UwU give diwection. - -ÚwÚ His OWATION to :33 his SOLDIERS - -uWu Mowe than UwU I uWu have said, >w< woving ÚwÚ countwymen, -uWu The leisure ÚwÚ and UwU enfowcement of x3 the time -Fowbids to dwell xDD upon; yet remember :33 this: -^w^ God ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ÚwÚ good cause >w< fight ;;w;; upon UwU ouw x3 side; -uWu The >_< pwayews of >w< howy ^-^ saints ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wwonged souws, -Wike :33 high-weaw'd x3 buwwawks, stand >w< befowe UwU ouw ^w^ faces; -Richard uWu except, UwU those ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we >w< fight OwO against -xDD Had rather uWu have >_> us x3 win than ^.^ him ;;w;; they x3 fowwow. -For >_> what >_> is ^.^ he ;;w;; they follow? ^-^ Twuwy, xDD gentwemen, -^-^ A bwoody tyrant ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ homicide; -x3 Onye >_> wais'd uWu in bwood, ÚwÚ and one uWu in :3 bwood uWu estabwish'd; -x3 Onye :3 that UwU made means to come ^.^ by >_> what ^.^ he :33 hath, -xDD And swaughtewed UwU those :3 that :3 wewe x3 the means to OwO hewp him; -^-^ A UwU base fouw OwO stonye, UwU made >_< pwecious ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ foiw -Of Engwand's xDD chaiw, :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is :3 fawsewy ÚwÚ set; -x3 Onye :3 that hath OwO evew :33 been >_> God's enemy. -UwU Then >_> if xDD you >w< fight OwO against >_> God's enyemy, -^w^ God xDD wiww uWu in justice ward xDD you >_< as :33 his soldiers; -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do UwU sweat to put :3 a tyrant ;;w;; down, ->_> You :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ peace, x3 the tyrant ^.^ being slain; -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >w< fight OwO against x3 youw >_> countwy's ;;w;; foes, -uWu Youw >_> countwy's ^-^ foes UwU shaww x3 pay x3 youw ^w^ pains x3 the hire; -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >w< fight uWu in safeguard of x3 youw ^-^ wives, -uWu Youw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww wewcome ^.^ home x3 the conquewows; -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do fwee x3 youw x3 chiwdwen from x3 the uWu swowd, -uWu Youw chiwdwen's x3 chiwdwen quits >w< it uWu in x3 youw age. -Then, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of ^w^ God ÚwÚ and aww these :3 wights, -ÚwÚ Advance x3 youw x3 standawds, dwaw x3 youw ^.^ wiwwing :3 swowds. -For uWu me, x3 the wansom of x3 my bold x3 attempt -Shall be ÚwÚ this UwU cowd corpse on x3 the :33 eawth's UwU cowd face; -OwO But >_> if UwU I thwive, x3 the ^.^ gain of x3 my x3 attempt -uWu The least of xDD you UwU shaww share :33 his ÚwÚ pawt >_> theweof. -Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets OwO bowdwy ÚwÚ and :3 cheewfuwwy; -^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint Geowge! >_< Wichmond ÚwÚ and x3 victowy! Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew ;;w;; KING WICHAWD, RATCLIFF, uWu attendants, -ÚwÚ and forces - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> What uWu said ;;w;; Nyowthumbewwand >_< as ^-^ touching -Richmond? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. :33 That ^.^ he UwU was >_< nyevew x3 twainyed x3 up uWu in arms. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >w< He uWu said x3 the truth; ÚwÚ and >_> what uWu said Surrey -^w^ then? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. >w< He smil'd, ÚwÚ and uWu said 'The xDD bettew fow UwU ouw ^.^ puwpose.' -;;w;; KING >w< He UwU was uWu in x3 the right; ÚwÚ and UwU so ÚwÚ indeed >w< it >w< is. -xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] -Teww x3 the >w< cwock :33 thewe. Give ;;w;; me :3 a :3 cawendaw. -Who saw x3 the sun >w< to-day? -;;w;; WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. UwU Then ^.^ he >_< disdains to ÚwÚ shinye; fow ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ book ->w< He >_> shouwd uWu have bwav'd x3 the uWu east >w< an >_> houw ago. -^-^ A black day xDD wiww >w< it be to xDD somebody. -OwO Watcwiff! -;;w;; WATCWIFF. OwO My xDD wowd? -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. uWu The sun xDD wiww nyot be :3 seen to-day; -uWu The sky xDD doth fwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ wouw ;;w;; upon UwU ouw army. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd these >w< dewy tears :3 wewe from x3 the :33 gwound. -ÚwÚ Nyot shine to-day! Why, >_> what >_> is :3 that to ;;w;; me -uWu Mowe than to Richmond? For x3 the x3 sewfsame heaven -:33 That uWu fwowns on ;;w;; me :33 wooks sadwy ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. - -Entew ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK - -NyOWFOWK. >_< Awm, ^.^ awm, x3 my wowd; x3 the foe ;;w;; vaunts uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^.^ Come, :33 bustwe, ^w^ bustwe; x3 capawison x3 my :33 howse; -;;w;; Caww x3 up Lord ^-^ Stanwey, bid ^.^ him ;;w;; bwing :33 his UwU powew. -UwU I xDD wiww lead fowth x3 my ^-^ sowdiews to x3 the pwain, -xDD And OwO thus x3 my ÚwÚ battwe UwU shaww be ÚwÚ owdewed: -OwO My x3 fowewawd UwU shaww be drawn x3 out aww uWu in ÚwÚ wength, -UwU Consisting equally of UwU howse ÚwÚ and >w< foot; -Our archers UwU shaww be pwaced uWu in x3 the midst. -John >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Thomas ^-^ Eaww of uWu Suwwey, -Shall uWu have x3 the weading of ÚwÚ this :33 foot ÚwÚ and horse. -^-^ They OwO thus :33 diwected, ^.^ we xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow -^w^ In x3 the :33 main battwe, x3 whose puissance on xDD eithew x3 side -Shall be weww >_> winged with UwU ouw ^.^ chiefest horse. ->w< This, ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Geowge to :33 boot! >_> What think'st UwU thou, ->w< Nyowfowk? -NyOWFOWK. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^w^ diwection, warlike OwO suvweign. -This >_> found UwU I on x3 my ^w^ tent ÚwÚ this xDD mownying. -[He >_< sheweth ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ papew] -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. [Weads] -'Jockey of ^-^ Nyowfowk, be nyot UwU so >w< bowd, -For Dickon >w< thy >_< mastew >_> is xDD bought ÚwÚ and >_< sowd.' -^-^ A ^.^ thing >w< devised ^.^ by x3 the enemy. -^w^ Go, xDD gentwemen, every x3 man >w< unto :33 his chawge. -Let nyot UwU ouw x3 babbwing x3 dweams affright UwU ouw :3 souws; -;;w;; Conscience >_> is >_> but :3 a ;;w;; wowd :3 that ^w^ cowawds ^.^ use, -^-^ Devis'd uWu at xDD fiwst to >_< keep x3 the >w< stwong uWu in x3 awe. -Our >w< stwong :3 awms be UwU ouw OwO conscience, :33 swowds UwU ouw law. -March ;;w;; on, ^w^ join bwavewy, wet >_> us to >w< it uWu peww-meww; -;;w;; If nyot to ^.^ heaven, xDD then uWu hand uWu in uWu hand to uWu heww. - -ÚwÚ His OWATION to :33 his ÚwÚ AWMY - ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_> say ^.^ mowe than UwU I uWu have ;;w;; infeww'd? -ÚwÚ Wemembew ÚwÚ whom xDD you OwO awe to cope withaw- -^-^ A ;;w;; sowt of vagabonds, wascaws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wunyaways, -^-^ A ÚwÚ scum of Britaines, ÚwÚ and UwU base lackey >_> peasants, -;;w;; Whom uWu theiw :3 o'ew-cwoyed countwy ^w^ vomits fowth -;;w;; To despewate >_< adventuwes ÚwÚ and x3 assuw'd ^.^ destwuction. ->_> You x3 sweeping safe, ;;w;; they ;;w;; bwing to xDD you unrest; ->_> You xDD having lands, ÚwÚ and uWu bwess'd with beauteous ^-^ wives, -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd uWu westwain x3 the one, distain x3 the :3 othew. -xDD And who xDD doth lead them >_> but :3 a paltry fewwow, -OwO Wong :33 kept uWu in >_< Bwitainye uWu at UwU ouw ;;w;; mothew's >w< cost? -^-^ A miwk-sop, one :3 that >_< nyevew uWu in :33 his >w< wife -uWu Fewt UwU so much UwU cowd >_< as uvw xDD shoes uWu in snyow? -:3 Wet's whip these :33 stwaggwews ^-^ o'ew x3 the seas again; -Wash >w< hence these :3 uvw-weenying rags of >_< Fwance, -;;w;; These famish'd beggaws, ÚwÚ weawy of uWu theiw wives; -UwU Who, >_> but fow ^.^ dweaming on ÚwÚ this fond ^w^ expwoit, -For ^.^ want of >_< means, poor OwO wats, xDD had :33 hang'd x3 themsewves. -;;w;; If ^.^ we be conquered, wet ;;w;; men conquer us, -xDD And nyot these ^.^ bastawd Britaines, ÚwÚ whom UwU ouw uWu fathews -:3 Have uWu in uWu theiw UwU own ÚwÚ wand UwU beaten, UwU bobb'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thump'd, -^.^ And, uWu in record, left them x3 the :3 heiws of ;;w;; shame. -Shall these ^.^ enjoy UwU ouw ;;w;; wands? >_< wie with UwU ouw ^-^ wives, ->_> Wavish UwU ouw daughters? [Drum afaw off] :33 Hawk! UwU I hear uWu theiw -dwum. -Fight, gentlemen of England! Fight, bold ^w^ yeomen! -^.^ Dwaw, >w< awchews, dwaw x3 youw x3 awwows to x3 the ÚwÚ head! ->_< Spuw x3 youw OwO pwoud :3 howses hawd, ÚwÚ and uWu wide uWu in ^-^ bwood; -xDD Amaze x3 the welkin with x3 youw xDD bwoken >w< staves! - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - ->_> What ;;w;; says Lord >_< Stanwey? Will ^.^ he ;;w;; bwing :33 his powew? -x3 MESSENGEW. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ he xDD doth UwU deny to x3 come. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. :33 Off with :33 his >_< son George's ÚwÚ head! -NyOWFOWK. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 the ;;w;; enyemy >_> is :33 pass'd x3 the xDD mawsh. ->w< Aftew x3 the ÚwÚ battwe wet ^w^ Geowge Stanwey die. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A thousand heawts OwO awe great within x3 my -ÚwÚ bosom. -ÚwÚ Advance UwU ouw x3 standawds, uWu set ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ^.^ foes; -Our UwU ancient ;;w;; wowd of couwage, >w< faiw Saint ;;w;; Geowge, -Inspiwe >_> us with x3 the UwU spween of fiery dwagons! ->_> Upon >w< them! Victowy >_> sits on UwU ouw helms. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -Alarum; ^w^ excuwsions. Entew ÚwÚ NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and fowces; to ^.^ him CATESBY - -UwU CATESBY. Wescue, x3 my Lord of ^-^ Nyowfowk, wescue, wescue! -uWu The ^w^ King enyacts ^.^ mowe wondews than :3 a ^w^ man, -^w^ Dawing >w< an opposite to every danger. -ÚwÚ His UwU howse >_> is x3 swain, ÚwÚ and aww on :33 foot ^.^ he ÚwÚ fights, -UwU Seeking fow >_< Wichmond uWu in x3 the ^w^ thwoat of death. -Wescue, >w< faiw uWu wowd, ow >_> ewse x3 the day >_> is :3 wost. - -Alarums. Entew ;;w;; KING UwU WICHAWD - -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. ^-^ A UwU howse! :3 a UwU howse! x3 my ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a UwU howse! -UwU CATESBY. Withdraw, x3 my ^.^ wowd! I'll OwO hewp xDD you to :3 a horse. -;;w;; KING >_< WICHAWD. >_> Swave, UwU I uWu have uWu set x3 my >w< wife ;;w;; upon :3 a ;;w;; cast -xDD And UwU I Will stand x3 the >_< hazawd of x3 the die. -UwU I think there be six >_> Wichmonds uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; -:3 Five uWu have UwU I :3 swain ^w^ to-day ^w^ instead of ^.^ him. -^-^ A UwU howse! :3 a UwU howse! x3 my ^w^ kingdom fow :3 a UwU howse! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 5. - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the field - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew UwU WICHAWD ÚwÚ and WICHMOND; ;;w;; they fight; UwU WICHAWD >_> is ^w^ swain. -Retreat ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish. Entew :33 WICHMOND, xDD DEWBY :33 beawing x3 the :3 cwown, -with othew ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu WICHMOND. ^w^ God ÚwÚ and x3 youw :3 awms be prais'd, ;;w;; victowious >_< fwiends; -uWu The day >_> is >_> ouws, x3 the bwoody dog >_> is uWu dead. -;;w;; DEWBY. x3 Couwageous Wichmond, weww x3 hast xDD thou xDD acquit uWu thee! -Lo, UwU hewe, ÚwÚ this long-usurped xDD woyawty -Fwom x3 the >_< dead ^.^ tempwes of ÚwÚ this bwoody uWu wwetch -:3 Have UwU I ^w^ pwuck'd ^w^ off, to xDD gwace >w< thy ^w^ bwows uWu withaw. -:3 Weaw :33 it, ^.^ enjoy :33 it, ÚwÚ and >_< make much of :3 it. -uWu WICHMOND. UwU Gweat ^w^ God of ^.^ heaven, >_> say ;;w;; Amen to :33 aww! -But, >_< teWW ;;w;; me >_> is xDD young ^w^ Geowge Stanwey ^-^ wiving. -;;w;; DEWBY. >w< He ;;w;; is, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< safe uWu in uWu Weicestew xDD town, -Whithew, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ we OwO may nyow >_< withdwaw >_> us. -uWu WICHMOND. >_> What ;;w;; men of xDD nyame OwO awe :3 swain on xDD eithew ^-^ side? -;;w;; DEWBY. John >w< Duke of ^-^ Nyowfowk, Wawtew Lord Fewwews, -Sir Robert Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and Sir ;;w;; Wiwwiam :3 Bwandon. -uWu WICHMOND. ^-^ Intew uWu theiw >_< bodies >_< as x3 becomes uWu theiw births. -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim :3 a UwU pawdon to x3 the ^-^ sowdiews ^w^ fwed -:33 That uWu in >_> submission xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn to >_> us. -xDD And >w< then, >_< as ^.^ we uWu have >_> ta'en x3 the sacrament, -We xDD wiww uWu unyite x3 the ^-^ white wose ÚwÚ and x3 the red. -Smile heaven ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< faiw :33 conjunction, -:33 That ^-^ wong uWu have ^-^ fwown'd ;;w;; upon uWu theiw ^-^ emnyity! ->_> What traitor x3 heaws uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says nyot Amen? -England hath ^-^ wong :33 been mad, ÚwÚ and scarr'd ^w^ hewsewf; -uWu The ÚwÚ bwothew :33 bwindwy x3 shed x3 the brother's bwood, -uWu The >w< fathew rashly swaughtew'd :33 his UwU own x3 son, -uWu The x3 son, compell'd, :33 been ;;w;; butchew to x3 the x3 siwe; -All ÚwÚ this OwO divided York ÚwÚ and Lancaster, ->_< Divided uWu in uWu theiw xDD diwe division, ->_< O, nyow wet >_< Wichmond ÚwÚ and Ewizabeth, -uWu The true OwO succeedews of >_< each royal house, -^-^ By >_> God's >w< faiw ordinance ;;w;; conjoin ;;w;; togethew! -xDD And wet uWu theiw >_> heiws, :33 God, >_> if >w< thy xDD wiww be >_> so, -ÚwÚ Enwich x3 the time to come with :33 smooth-fac'd ÚwÚ peace, -With x3 smiwing OwO pwenty, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw :33 pwospewous :33 days! -Abate x3 the UwU edge of :3 twaitows, >_> gwacious Wowd, -:33 That ^.^ wouwd :3 weduce these bwoody OwO days again -xDD And >_< make poor England xDD weep uWu in streams of UwU bwood! -Let them nyot ^w^ wive to >_> taste ÚwÚ this ^w^ wand's incwease -:33 That ^.^ wouwd with UwU tweason ;;w;; wound ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ^w^ wand's peace! -Now ÚwÚ civiw wounds OwO awe >_> stopp'd, uWu peace ;;w;; wives ^w^ again- -:33 That ^.^ she OwO may ^-^ wong ^w^ wive UwU hewe, ^w^ God >_> say :3 Amen! Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -;;w;; 1595 - - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF >_< WOMEO ;;w;; AND ;;w;; JUWIET - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -^.^ Chowus. - ->_> Escawus, Prince of Verona. ->_< Pawis, :3 a xDD young ^.^ Count, kinsman to x3 the UwU Pwince. ->_< Montague, heads of >w< two xDD houses uWu at variance with >_< each :3 othew. ->_< Capuwet, heads of >w< two xDD houses uWu at variance with >_< each :3 othew. -^-^ An ;;w;; owd >_< Man, of x3 the Capuwet OwO famiwy. -;;w;; Womeo, >_< son to >_> Montague. -uWu Tybawt, nephew to xDD Wady Capuwet. -Mewcutio, kinsman to x3 the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to ^-^ Womeo. -ÚwÚ Benvowio, nephew to >_< Montague, ÚwÚ and :33 fwiend to >_< Womeo -uWu Tybawt, nephew to xDD Wady Capuwet. -uWu Fwiaw xDD Wauwence, Fwanciscan. -uWu Fwiaw John, Fwanciscan. -ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, xDD sewvant to ^-^ Womeo. -^-^ Abwam, xDD sewvant to >_> Montague. ->_< Sampson, xDD sewvant to Capuwet. -Gregory, xDD sewvant to Capuwet. -Petew, xDD sewvant to ;;w;; Juwiet's nurse. -^-^ An x3 Apothecawy. -Thwee ^w^ Musicians. -^-^ An >w< Officew. - -xDD Wady >_< Montague, >w< wife to >_> Montague. -xDD Wady >_< Capuwet, >w< wife to Capuwet. -Juwiet, daughter to Capuwet. -^w^ Nyuwse to Juliet. - -uWu Citizens of Vewonya; ^.^ Gentwemen ÚwÚ and Gentwewomen of both ^.^ houses; -^w^ Maskews, :33 Towchbeawews, Pages, ^w^ Guawds, ;;w;; Watchmen, ÚwÚ Sewvants, ÚwÚ and -xDD Attendants. - -SCENE.--Verona; Mantua. - - - -^-^ THE PROLOGUE - -Entew ^.^ Chowus. - -Chor. Two >_> househowds, both :33 awike uWu in UwU dignyity, -^w^ In >w< faiw Verona, :3 whewe ^.^ we uWu way UwU ouw :33 scenye, -Fwom UwU ancient >_< gwudge bweak to x3 nyew mutiny, -Whewe ÚwÚ civiw :3 bwood x3 makes ÚwÚ civiw ^.^ hands uncwean. -Fwom fowth x3 the uWu fataw >_< woins of these >w< two ^-^ foes -^-^ A :33 paiw of ÚwÚ staw-cwoss'd ^w^ wuvws OwO take uWu theiw :33 wife; ->_< Whose >w< misadventuw'd ^.^ piteous overthrows -^-^ Doth with uWu theiw :33 death ^.^ buwy uWu theiw parents' x3 stwife. -uWu The x3 feawfuw uWu passage of uWu theiw death-mark'd xDD wuv, -xDD And x3 the ^.^ continyuance of uWu theiw parents' rage, ->_< Which, >_> but uWu theiw chiwdwen's ^w^ end, xDD nyaught couwd ÚwÚ wemuv, -Is nyow x3 the >w< two xDD houws' UwU twaffic of UwU ouw stage; -uWu The which >_> if xDD you with patient OwO eaws >w< attend, ->_> What OwO hewe UwU shaww miss, UwU ouw toiw UwU shaww strive to >w< mend. -^-^ [Exit.] - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. Scene ^.^ I. -Verona. ^-^ A public ;;w;; pwace. - -Entew >w< Sampson ÚwÚ and Gregory uWu (with :33 swowds ÚwÚ and buckwews) of x3 the ;;w;; house of Capuwet. - ->_< Samp. Gregory, on x3 my word, we'll nyot carry UwU coaws. -ÚwÚ Gweg. :3 Nyo, fow xDD then ^.^ we >_> shouwd be >_> cowwiews. ->_< Samp. UwU I mean, >w< an ^.^ we be uWu in ^w^ chowew, we'll OwO dwaw. -ÚwÚ Gweg. Ay, OwO whiwe xDD you x3 wive, dwaw x3 youw x3 nyeck x3 out of cowwaw. ->_< Samp. UwU I strike ^w^ quickwy, ^.^ being :33 muvd. -ÚwÚ Gweg. OwO But xDD thou awt nyot quickly ^-^ muvd to stwike. ->_< Samp. ^-^ A dog of x3 the ;;w;; house of ^w^ Montague moves x3 me. -ÚwÚ Gweg. ;;w;; To move >_> is to ÚwÚ stiw, ÚwÚ and to be uWu vawiant >_> is to ^.^ stand. ->_< Thewefowe, >_> if xDD thou awt UwU muvd, xDD thou :3 wunn'st xDD away. ->_< Samp. ^-^ A dog of :3 that ;;w;; house UwU shaww move ;;w;; me to ^.^ stand. UwU I xDD wiww OwO take x3 the -waww of xDD any x3 man ow >_< maid of Montague's. -ÚwÚ Gweg. :33 That >_< shows uWu thee :3 a xDD weak ;;w;; swave; fow x3 the weakest xDD goes to x3 the -wall. ->_< Samp. 'Tis true; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe UwU women, ^.^ being x3 the weaker vessels, OwO awe -OwO evew thwust to x3 the wall. Therefore UwU I xDD wiww :3 push ^w^ Montague's ;;w;; men -from x3 the waww ÚwÚ and thwust :33 his ^w^ maids to x3 the wall. -ÚwÚ Gweg. uWu The ^-^ quawwew >_> is ^-^ between UwU ouw >w< mastews ÚwÚ and >_> us uWu theiw ^.^ men. ->_< Samp. 'Tis aww onye. UwU I xDD wiww x3 show mysewf :3 a tywant. x3 When UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fought -with x3 the men, UwU I xDD wiww be UwU cwuew with x3 the OwO maids- UwU I xDD wiww :3 cut x3 off -uWu theiw :33 heads. -ÚwÚ Gweg. uWu The heads of x3 the uWu maids? ->_< Samp. Ay, x3 the heads of x3 the >_< maids, ow uWu theiw >_< maidenheads. -^.^ Take >w< it uWu in >_> what sense xDD thou wilt. -ÚwÚ Gweg. ^-^ They ^w^ must OwO take >w< it uWu in sense :3 that x3 feew :3 it. ->_< Samp. x3 Me ;;w;; they UwU shaww x3 feew OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ am able to xDD stand; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ÚwÚ knyown UwU I -^w^ am :3 a OwO pwetty ^.^ piece of ÚwÚ fwesh. -ÚwÚ Gweg. 'Tis weww xDD thou awt nyot UwU fish; >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ hadst, xDD thou >w< hadst :33 been -poow-John. Draw >w< thy UwU toow! :3 Hewe x3 comes >w< two of x3 the ;;w;; house of -:33 Montagues. - -Entew >w< two othew ^.^ Sewvingmen [Abram ÚwÚ and :3 Bawthasaw]. - ->_< Samp. OwO My nyaked :33 weapon >_> is OwO out. uWu Quawwew! UwU I xDD wiww back thee. -ÚwÚ Gweg. ÚwÚ How? turn >w< thy back ÚwÚ and run? ->_< Samp. Fear ;;w;; me not. -ÚwÚ Gweg. :3 Nyo, marry. UwU I feaw uWu thee! ->_< Samp. Let >_> us OwO take x3 the law of UwU ouw ÚwÚ sides; wet them ;;w;; begin. -ÚwÚ Gweg. UwU I xDD wiww fwown >_< as UwU I pass UwU by, ÚwÚ and wet them OwO take >w< it >_< as ;;w;; they list. ->_< Samp. Nyay, >_< as ;;w;; they OwO dawe. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bite x3 my >w< thumb uWu at OwO them; which >_> is -xDD disgwace to ÚwÚ them, >_> if ;;w;; they UwU beaw :3 it. -x3 Abw. Do xDD you ^-^ bite x3 youw >w< thumb uWu at us, UwU siw? ->_< Samp. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bite x3 my :3 thumb, sir. -x3 Abw. Do xDD you ^-^ bite x3 youw >w< thumb uWu at us, UwU siw? ->_< Samp. ÚwÚ [aside to xDD Gwegowy] Is x3 the law of UwU ouw x3 side >_> if UwU I >_> say :3 ay? -ÚwÚ Gweg. ÚwÚ [aside to :33 Sampson] No. ->_< Samp. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ bite x3 my >w< thumb uWu at UwU you, siw; >_> but UwU I ^-^ bite x3 my -:3 thumb, sir. -ÚwÚ Gweg. Do xDD you quarrel, UwU siw? -x3 Abw. Quarrel, UwU siw? :3 Nyo, sir. ->_< Samp. OwO But >_> if xDD you UwU do, ^w^ siw, ^w^ am fow OwO you. UwU I serve >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as OwO you. -x3 Abw. No ^-^ bettew. ->_< Samp. xDD Weww, sir. - -Entew Benvowio. - -ÚwÚ Gweg. ÚwÚ [aside to :33 Sampson] x3 Say 'better.' :3 Hewe x3 comes one of x3 my -xDD mastew's uWu kinsmen. ->_< Samp. Yes, better, sir. -x3 Abw. >_> You xDD wie. ->_< Samp. ^.^ Dwaw, >_> if xDD you be ^.^ men. Gregory, remember >w< thy swashing >_> bwow. -^-^ They ^w^ fight. -^-^ Ben. Pawt, uWu foows! :33 [Beats down uWu theiw xDD swowds.] ->_> Put x3 up x3 youw :3 swowds. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you xDD do. - -Entew Tybalt. - -Tyb. What, awt xDD thou drawn ^-^ among these ^w^ heawtwess hinds? -Tuwn uWu thee :33 Benvowio! wook ;;w;; upon >w< thy death. -^-^ Ben. UwU I UwU do >_> but >_< keep x3 the peace. >_> Put x3 up >w< thy uWu swowd, -:33 Ow manage >w< it to ÚwÚ pawt these ;;w;; men with x3 me. -Tyb. What, x3 dwawn, ÚwÚ and tawk of peace? UwU I ^-^ hate x3 the ;;w;; wowd -;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ hate >_> heww, aww ^w^ Montagues, ÚwÚ and thee. -:3 Have uWu at ÚwÚ thee, OwO cowawd! ^-^ They ^w^ fight. - -Entew >w< an officer, ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ow fouw uWu Citizens with clubs ow -UwU pawtisans. - ->w< Officew. uWu Cwubs, ÚwÚ biwws, ÚwÚ and >w< pawtisans! Strike! xDD beat them ^-^ down! -uWu Citizens. xDD Down with x3 the Capulets! xDD Down with x3 the Montagues! - -Entew ^-^ Owd Capuwet uWu in :33 his x3 gown, ÚwÚ and :33 his Wife. - -uWu Cap. >_> What noise >_> is :3 this? Give ;;w;; me x3 my ^-^ wong uWu swowd, ho! -Wife. ^-^ A cwutch, :3 a ^.^ cwutch! Why caww xDD you fow :3 a sword? -uWu Cap. OwO My uWu swowd, UwU I ;;w;; say! ^-^ Owd ^w^ Montague >_> is come -xDD And fwouwishes :33 his ^.^ bwade uWu in x3 spite of x3 me. - -Entew ^-^ Owd ^w^ Montague ÚwÚ and :33 his Wife. - -Mon. ^.^ Thou viwwain Capulet!- :33 Howd ;;w;; me >_> nyot, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. -UwU M. Wife. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot stir one :33 foot to >_> seek :3 a foe. - -Entew Prince >_> Escawus, with :33 his x3 Twain. - -UwU Pwince. xDD Webewwious xDD subjects, >_< enyemies to ÚwÚ peace, -uWu Pwofanyews of ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyeighbouw-stainyed steel- -Will ;;w;; they nyot UwU heaw? What, ho! xDD you men, xDD you xDD beasts, -:33 That quench x3 the fire of x3 youw pewnyicious xDD wage -With puwpwe fountains issuing from x3 youw veins! -On :33 pain of torture, from UwU those bwoody ^.^ hands -Throw x3 youw ^.^ mistempewed >_< weapons to x3 the x3 gwound -xDD And hear x3 the :33 sentence of x3 youw ^-^ muvd pwince. -Thwee ÚwÚ civiw brawls, bwed of >w< an airy ;;w;; wowd -^-^ By ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; owd >_< Capuwet, ÚwÚ and >_< Montague, -:3 Have thrice distuwb'd x3 the :33 quiet of UwU ouw ^w^ stweets -xDD And UwU made ;;w;; Vewonya's UwU ancient :3 citizens -;;w;; Cast ^.^ by uWu theiw :3 gwave x3 beseeming ownyaments -;;w;; To OwO wiewd ;;w;; owd partisans, uWu in ^.^ hands >_< as :3 owd, -Cank'red with ÚwÚ peace, to ÚwÚ pawt x3 youw ;;w;; cank'wed ^.^ hate. -;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you ^.^ distuwb UwU ouw ^w^ stweets OwO again, -uWu Youw ;;w;; wives UwU shaww x3 pay x3 the forfeit of x3 the peace. -For ÚwÚ this time aww x3 the xDD west ÚwÚ depawt xDD away. ->_< You, >_< Capuwet, UwU shaww OwO go :3 awong with OwO me; -^.^ And, >_< Montague, come xDD you ÚwÚ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon, -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^-^ fawthew :3 pweasuwe uWu in ÚwÚ this case, -;;w;; To ;;w;; owd ^.^ Fweetown, UwU ouw ^w^ common ^w^ judgment ;;w;; pwace. -Once >_> mowe, on :33 pain of UwU death, aww ;;w;; men uWu depawt. -Exeunt [all >_> but >_< Montague, :33 his >_< Wife, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Benvowio]. -Mon. Who uWu set ÚwÚ this UwU ancient ^-^ quawwew x3 nyew OwO abwoach? -ÚwÚ Speak, nephew, :3 wewe xDD you ^.^ by when >w< it >_< began? -^-^ Ben. :3 Hewe :3 wewe x3 the :3 sewvants of x3 youw ^w^ advewsawy -xDD And >_< youws, ^-^ cwose fighting ere UwU I uWu did ;;w;; appwoach. -UwU I >w< dwew to ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. ^w^ In x3 the x3 instant ^-^ came -uWu The fiery uWu Tybawt, with :33 his xDD swowd ^.^ pwepaw'd; ->_< Which, >_< as ^.^ he >w< bweath'd ^-^ defiance to x3 my ;;w;; eaws, ->w< He uWu swung about :33 his >_> head ÚwÚ and :3 cut x3 the winds, -UwU Who, >_< nyothing ÚwÚ huwt withaw, ^w^ hiss'd ^.^ him uWu in xDD scown. -While ^.^ we :3 wewe intewchanging thrusts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwows, ->_< Came ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fought on ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and >_> pawt, -Tiww x3 the Prince came, who pawted xDD eithew part. -UwU M. Wife. >_< O, :3 whewe >_> is ^.^ Womeo? ^.^ Saw xDD you ^.^ him >w< to-day? -x3 Wight uWu gwad UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ he UwU was nyot uWu at ÚwÚ this fray. -^-^ Ben. uWu Madam, >w< an >_> houw >w< befowe x3 the wowshipp'd sun -Peer'd fowth x3 the golden window of x3 the East, -^-^ A troubled ^-^ mind x3 dwave ;;w;; me to UwU wawk abwoad; -UwU Whewe, undewnyeath x3 the ;;w;; gwuv of :33 sycamowe -:33 That ^-^ westwawd ^-^ wooteth from x3 the ^.^ city's side, -^w^ So early ^.^ wawking uWu did UwU I >_> see x3 youw OwO son. -Towards ^.^ him UwU I ÚwÚ made; >_> but ^.^ he UwU was OwO wawe of ;;w;; me -xDD And OwO stowe x3 into x3 the UwU cuvwt of x3 the wood. -uWu I- measuring :33 his affections ^.^ by x3 my OwO own, ->_< Which xDD then UwU most >_< sought :3 whewe UwU most ^w^ might nyot be >_> found, -uWu Being one ^w^ too UwU many ^.^ by x3 my ÚwÚ weawy >w< sewf- -;;w;; Puwsu'd x3 my >_< humouw, nyot ;;w;; Puwsuing his, -xDD And gwadwy ;;w;; shunn'd who gwadwy ^w^ fwed from x3 me. -Mon. xDD Many :3 a mownying hath ^.^ he there :33 been uWu seen, -With tears ^w^ augmenting x3 the >w< fwesh :3 mownying's ;;w;; dew, -ÚwÚ Adding to :33 cwouds ^.^ mowe :33 cwouds with :33 his >_> deep >_> sighs; -OwO But aww UwU so >w< soon >_< as x3 the ;;w;; aww-cheewing sun -Should uWu in x3 the ^-^ fawthest East ;;w;; bean to dwaw -uWu The ÚwÚ shady cuwtains from ^-^ Auwowa's ^.^ bed, -UwU Away from >w< wight steals ^.^ home x3 my x3 heavy >_< son -xDD And >_> pwivate uWu in :33 his x3 chambew ;;w;; pens himsewf, -OwO Shuts x3 up :33 his ÚwÚ windows, locks >w< faiw ^-^ daywight -xDD And x3 makes >_< himsewf >w< an :33 awtificiaw OwO nyight. -;;w;; Bwack ÚwÚ and portentous ^w^ must ÚwÚ this humouw ^-^ pwuv -OwO Unwess ÚwÚ good counsel OwO may x3 the cause OwO wemuv. -^-^ Ben. OwO My x3 nyobwe uWu uncwe, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 the ^w^ cause? -Mon. UwU I :3 nyeithew ^.^ knyow >w< it nor ^.^ can :3 weawn of ^.^ him -^-^ Ben. :3 Have xDD you xDD impowtun'd ^.^ him ^.^ by xDD any :3 means? -Mon. UwU Both ^.^ by mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU many othew fwiend; -OwO But xDD he, :33 his UwU own affections' xDD counsewwow, -Is to himself- UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_> say >w< how UwU twue- -OwO But to >_< himsewf UwU so secret ÚwÚ and UwU so cwose, -^w^ So uWu faw from ^w^ sounding ÚwÚ and ;;w;; discuvwy, -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the >w< bud xDD bit with >w< an envious :33 wowm -Ere ^.^ he ^.^ can ;;w;; spwead :33 his x3 sweet >w< weaves to x3 the ^w^ aiw -:33 Ow dedicate :33 his beauty to x3 the OwO sun. -Could ^.^ we >_> but :3 weawn from >_> whence :33 his ^w^ sowwows xDD gwow, -We ^.^ wouwd >_< as ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU give >w< cuwe >_< as :33 knyow. - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -^-^ Ben. :3 See, :3 whewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. ^w^ So uWu pwease xDD you :33 step ÚwÚ aside, -I'll ^.^ knyow :33 his ^-^ gwievance, ow be much uWu denyied. -Mon. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt UwU so ^w^ happy ^.^ by >w< thy xDD stay -;;w;; To hear true shwift. ^.^ Come, UwU madam, >_> wet's away, -Exeunt xDD [Montague ÚwÚ and >_> Wife]. -^-^ Ben. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 cousin. -Rom. Is x3 the day UwU so >_< young? -^-^ Ben. OwO But x3 nyew >w< stwuck nine. -Rom. uWu Ay me! >_> sad >_> houws xDD seem wong. -Was :3 that x3 my >w< fathew :3 that OwO went >w< hence UwU so fast? -^-^ Ben. ^.^ It uWu was. >_> What >_> sadnyess >_> wengthens Romeo's houws? -Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD having :3 that which xDD having x3 makes them UwU showt. -^-^ Ben. ^w^ In love? -Rom. ÚwÚ Out- -^-^ Ben. Of love? -Rom. UwU Out of her ^.^ favouw :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love. -^-^ Ben. Awas :3 that xDD wuv, UwU so ^-^ gentwe uWu in :33 his ^.^ view, -Should be UwU so tywannyous ÚwÚ and OwO wough uWu in ;;w;; pwoof! -Rom. Awas :3 that xDD wuv, x3 whose x3 view >_> is muffled still, -Should ^-^ without eyes >_> see ;;w;; pathways to :33 his will! -Whewe UwU shaww ^.^ we x3 dinye? x3 O me! >_> What >w< fway UwU was hewe? -ÚwÚ Yet tell ;;w;; me >_> nyot, fow UwU I uWu have heard >w< it all. ->_> Hewe's much to UwU do with hate, >_> but ^.^ mowe with love. -Why >w< then, x3 O brawling love! x3 O >w< woving hate! -x3 O anything, of >_< nyothing xDD fiwst cweate! -x3 O x3 heavy ^-^ wightnyess! sewious xDD vanyity! -Misshapen UwU chaos of weww-seeming UwU fowms! -Feathew of wead, uWu bwight ^.^ smoke, UwU cowd ^w^ fiwe, >w< sick health! ->_< Stiww-waking sweep, :3 that >_> is nyot >_> what >w< it >_> is -This wuv x3 feew I, :3 that x3 feew nyo wuv uWu in UwU this. -uWu Dost xDD thou nyot xDD waugh? -^-^ Ben. :3 Nyo, x3 coz, UwU I rather >_> weep. -Rom. ^-^ Good uWu heawt, uWu at UwU what? -^-^ Ben. At >w< thy ÚwÚ good heart's oppwession. -Rom. Why, xDD such >_> is love's ^.^ twansgwession. -:3 Gwiefs of >_< minye UwU own >_< wie x3 heavy uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, ->_< Which xDD thou wiwt propagate, to uWu have >w< it >w< pwest -With ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ thinye. This wuv :3 that xDD thou x3 hast OwO shown -^-^ Doth >_< add ^.^ mowe grief to ^w^ too much of >_< minye own. -Wuv >_> is :3 a >_< smoke >_> wais'd with x3 the ^.^ fume of >_> sighs; -uWu Being :3 puwg'd, :3 a fire :33 spawkwing uWu in wuvws' eyes; -uWu Being ^.^ vex'd, :3 a sea >_< nyouwish'd with wuvws' >w< teaws. ->_> What >_> is >w< it else? ^-^ A ^-^ madnyess UwU most x3 discweet, -^-^ A UwU choking x3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :3 a preserving sweet. -UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 coz. -^-^ Ben. ;;w;; Soft! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go >_> awong. -^-^ An >_> if xDD you OwO weave ;;w;; me >_> so, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me wrong. -Rom. Tut! UwU I uWu have wost >_< mysewf; UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD hewe: -This >_> is nyot ;;w;; Womeo, uWu he's x3 some othew x3 whewe. -^-^ Ben. Teww ;;w;; me uWu in xDD sadnyess, who >_> is :3 that xDD you love? -Rom. What, UwU shaww UwU I gwoan ÚwÚ and tell thee? -^-^ Ben. Gwoan? Why, ^.^ nyo; -OwO But sadwy tell ;;w;; me xDD who. -Rom. x3 Bid :3 a >w< sick x3 man uWu in >_> sadnyess >_< make :33 his :33 wiww. -xDD Ah, ;;w;; wowd :33 iww ;;w;; uwg'd to one :3 that >_> is UwU so iww! -^w^ In xDD sadnyess, OwO cousin, UwU I UwU do wuv :3 a uWu woman. -^-^ Ben. UwU I OwO aim'd UwU so nyeaw when UwU I ^-^ suppos'd xDD you >_> wov'd. -Rom. ^-^ A >w< wight ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ mawkman! xDD And ^w^ she's >w< faiw UwU I love. -^-^ Ben. ^-^ A >w< wight >w< faiw >_> mawk, >w< faiw x3 coz, >_> is ^-^ soonyest ;;w;; hit. -Rom. xDD Weww, uWu in :3 that ;;w;; hit xDD you uWu miss. OwO She'ww nyot be ;;w;; hit -With uWu Cupid's ÚwÚ awwow. :33 She hath Dian's ^w^ wit, -^.^ And, uWu in >w< stwong xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ chastity weww arm'd, -Fwom >w< Wuv's xDD weak chiwdish bow ^.^ she ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ unhawm'd. -:33 She xDD wiww nyot xDD stay x3 the ^-^ siege of >w< woving ^w^ tewms, -x3 Nyow bide x3 th' x3 encountew of ^w^ assaiwing ^w^ eyes, -x3 Nyow ^w^ ope her wap to OwO saint-seducing ;;w;; gowd. ->_< O, ^w^ she's rich uWu in ^w^ beauty; >w< onwy poor -^.^ That, when ^.^ she dies, with beauty dies her >_< stowe. -^-^ Ben. UwU Then ^.^ she hath sworn :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww still ^w^ wive xDD chaste? -Rom. :33 She :33 hath, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that uWu spawing x3 makes >_> huge :33 waste; -For >w< beauty, ^-^ stawv'd with her sevewity, -^w^ Cuts beauty x3 off from aww postewity. -:33 She >_> is ^w^ too faiw, ^w^ too >_< wise, wisely ^w^ too faiw, -;;w;; To merit ÚwÚ bwiss ^.^ by x3 making ;;w;; me despaiw. -:33 She hath ;;w;; fowswown to xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that vow -Do UwU I ^w^ wive >_< dead :3 that ^w^ wive to tell >w< it now. -^-^ Ben. ^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me: x3 fowget to think of her. -Rom. >_< O, >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I >_> shouwd x3 fowget to xDD think! -^-^ Ben. ^-^ By ^.^ giving ^w^ wibewty >w< unto ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. -uWu Examinye othew UwU beauties. -Rom. 'Tis x3 the uWu way -;;w;; To caww hews xDD (exquisite) uWu in ;;w;; question more. -;;w;; These ^w^ happy ^-^ masks :3 that :3 kiss >w< faiw ;;w;; wadies' brows, -uWu Being black puts >_> us uWu in ^-^ mind ;;w;; they hide x3 the >_< faiw. ->w< He :3 that >_> is stwucken ^w^ bwind ;;w;; cannyot x3 fowget -uWu The >_< pwecious treasure of :33 his :3 eyesight :3 wost. -uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a mistwess :3 that >_> is passing faiw, ->_> What xDD doth her beauty serve >_> but >_< as :3 a ^-^ nyote -Whewe UwU I OwO may ^w^ wead who :33 pass'd :3 that passing uWu faiw? -uWu Faweweww. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_< teach ;;w;; me to >_> fowget. -^-^ Ben. I'll x3 pay :3 that >_< doctwinye, ow >_> ewse ^-^ die uWu in debt. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -^-^ A Stweet. - -Entew >_< Capuwet, xDD County >_< Pawis, ÚwÚ and x3 [Sewvant] ^.^ -the OwO Cwown. - -uWu Cap. OwO But ^w^ Montague >_> is bound >_< as weww >_< as I, -^w^ In penalty alike; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis nyot hawd, UwU I >_< think, -For ;;w;; men UwU so ;;w;; owd >_< as ^.^ we to >_< keep x3 the peace. -;;w;; Paw. Of ^.^ honyouwabwe reckoning OwO awe xDD you xDD both, -xDD And pity UwU 'tis xDD you liv'd uWu at ^w^ odds UwU so wong. -OwO But now, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what >_> say xDD you to x3 my suit? -uWu Cap. OwO But :3 saying ^-^ o'ew >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said xDD befowe: -OwO My chiwd >_> is yet :3 a stwangew uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -:33 She hath nyot :3 seen x3 the change of ^.^ fouwteen uWu yeaws; -Let >w< two ^.^ mowe summers uWu withew uWu in uWu theiw >_< pwide -Ere ^.^ we OwO may think her ripe to be :3 a bride. -;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Youngew than ^.^ she OwO awe ^w^ happy mothews >_> made. -uWu Cap. xDD And ^w^ too >w< soon marr'd OwO awe UwU those UwU so early >_> made. -uWu The ^.^ eawth hath ^.^ swawwowed aww x3 my hopes >_> but ^.^ she; -:33 She >_> is x3 the hopeful uWu wady of x3 my ;;w;; eawth. -OwO But ^.^ woo hew, ^-^ gentwe >_< Pawis, get her heawt; -OwO My xDD wiww to her >_< consent >_> is >_> but :3 a part. -^-^ An ^.^ she ^-^ agwee, within her ;;w;; scope of UwU choice -Lies x3 my >_< consent ÚwÚ and >w< faiw accowding voice. -This >w< nyight UwU I howd >w< an ;;w;; owd ^.^ accustom'd OwO feast, -:33 Wheweto UwU I uWu have >w< invited UwU many :3 a :3 guest, ->w< Such >_< as UwU I love; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ among x3 the store, -x3 Onye >_> mowe, UwU most ;;w;; wewcome, x3 makes x3 my ^w^ nyumbew more. -At x3 my poor ;;w;; house wook to behowd ÚwÚ this >w< nyight -ÚwÚ Eawth-tweading stars :3 that >_< make dark heaven light. ->w< Such uWu comfowt >_< as UwU do ÚwÚ wusty xDD young ;;w;; men x3 feew -x3 When weww apparell'd ;;w;; Apwiw on x3 the OwO heew -Of wimping Winter OwO tweads, even xDD such delight ->_> Among >w< fwesh >_< femawe ^-^ buds UwU shaww xDD you ÚwÚ this >w< nyight -OwO Inhewit uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. >w< Heaw all, aww see, -xDD And ^.^ wike her UwU most x3 whose merit UwU most UwU shaww be; ->_< Which, on ^.^ mowe x3 view of UwU many, >_> minye, ^.^ being one, -^-^ May stand uWu in number, ^w^ though uWu in weck'nying none. -^.^ Come, OwO go with x3 me. :33 [To Servant, ^.^ giving ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ papew] ^w^ Go, sirrah, -UwU twudge about -^.^ Thwough >w< faiw Vewonya; find UwU those persons x3 out ->_< Whose nyames OwO awe ÚwÚ wwitten thewe, ÚwÚ and to them say, -OwO My ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and wewcome on uWu theiw :3 pweasuwe xDD stay- -Exeunt >_< [Capuwet ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pawis]. -Serv. UwU Find them x3 out x3 whose nyames OwO awe ÚwÚ wwitten hewe? ^.^ It >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten -:3 that x3 the >w< shoemakew >_> shouwd UwU meddwe with :33 his ^.^ yawd ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ taiwow -with :33 his last, x3 the fishew with :33 his pencil ÚwÚ and x3 the paintew with -:33 his nyets; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am sent to find UwU those persons x3 whose nyames OwO awe -OwO hewe ;;w;; wwit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ can >_< nyevew find >_> what nyames x3 the wwiting ÚwÚ pewson hath -OwO hewe >w< wwit. UwU I ^w^ must to x3 the ^.^ weawnyed. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good xDD time! - -Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Womeo. - -^-^ Ben. Tut, ^w^ man, one fire buwns x3 out another's buwnying; -x3 Onye :33 pain >_> is wessonyed ^.^ by another's uWu anguish; -Tuwn uWu giddy, ÚwÚ and be holp ^.^ by uWu backwawd tuwnying; -x3 Onye despewate grief cures with another's uWu wanguish. -^.^ Take xDD thou x3 some x3 nyew :3 infection to >w< thy >_< eye, -xDD And x3 the rank x3 poison of x3 the ;;w;; owd xDD wiww die. -Rom. uWu Youw pwantain OwO weaf >_> is :3 excewwent fow x3 that. -^-^ Ben. For x3 what, UwU I pray thee? -Rom. For x3 youw xDD bwoken >_< shin. -^-^ Ben. Why, ;;w;; Womeo, awt xDD thou uWu mad? -Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot mad, >_> but bound ^.^ mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ madman is; -ÚwÚ Shut x3 up uWu in ^-^ Pwison, :33 kept ^-^ without x3 my ^w^ food, -:3 Whipp'd ÚwÚ and OwO towmented and- ^-^ God-den, ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. -Serv. ^w^ God ^w^ gi' go-den. UwU I pray, ^w^ siw, ^.^ can xDD you >_< wead? -Rom. Ay, >_< minye UwU own :3 fowtunye uWu in x3 my OwO misewy. -Serv. :3 Pewhaps xDD you uWu have :33 weawnyed >w< it ^-^ without uWu book. OwO But UwU I pray, ^.^ can xDD you -^w^ wead ;;w;; anything xDD you see? -Rom. Ay, ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 wettews ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> wanguage. -Serv. ^-^ Ye >_> say honestly. xDD West xDD you merry! -Rom. Stay, fellow; UwU I ^.^ can wead. >w< He ÚwÚ weads. - -'Signyiow ^w^ Mawtinyo ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife ÚwÚ and xDD daughtews; -xDD County UwU Ansewmo ÚwÚ and :33 his beauteous :33 sistews; -uWu The uWu wady ^.^ widow of Vitruvio; -:33 Signyiow ^-^ Pwacentio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ His lovely UwU nyieces; ->w< Mewcutio ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew >_> Vawentinye; -Mine :33 uncwe >_< Capuwet, :33 his :3 wife, ÚwÚ and xDD daughtews; -OwO My >w< faiw uWu nyiece ^.^ Wosawinye ÚwÚ and OwO Wivia; -:33 Signyiow >_> Vawentio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ His xDD cousin Tybalt; -Lucio ÚwÚ and x3 the lively Hewenya.' - -xDD [Gives back x3 the paper.] ^-^ A >w< faiw ^w^ assembwy. x3 Whithew >_> shouwd ;;w;; they come? -Serv. ^.^ Up. -Rom. ^.^ Whithew? -Serv. ;;w;; To :3 suppew, to UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. -Rom. >_< Whose >_> house? -Serv. OwO My mastew's. -Rom. :33 Indeed UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >w< ask'd xDD you :3 that befowe. -Serv. Now I'll tell xDD you ^-^ without x3 asking. OwO My >_< mastew >_> is x3 the great rich -^.^ Capuwet; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you be nyot of x3 the ;;w;; house of ^w^ Montagues, UwU I pray come -ÚwÚ and xDD cwush :3 a >w< cup of ^.^ winye. xDD West xDD you merry! ÚwÚ Exit. -^-^ Ben. At ÚwÚ this same UwU ancient >_> feast of UwU Capuwet's -;;w;; Sups x3 the >w< faiw ^.^ Wosawinye ÚwÚ whom xDD thou UwU so lov'st; -With aww x3 the :33 admiwed beauties of Verona. -Go thithew, ÚwÚ and with unyattainted ^w^ eye -UwU Compawe her OwO face with x3 some :3 that UwU I UwU shaww show, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee think >w< thy swan :3 a >w< cwow. -Rom. x3 When x3 the devout :33 wewigion of >_< minye ^w^ eye ->_< Maintains xDD such fawsehood, xDD then turn tears to fires; -xDD And OwO these, who, often dwown'd, couwd >_< nyevew >_> die, -ÚwÚ Twanspawent heretics, be burnt fow xDD wiaws! -x3 Onye fairer than x3 my love? uWu The all-seeing sun -Nye'ew saw her >_< match xDD since xDD fiwst x3 the wowwd xDD begun. -^-^ Ben. Tut! xDD you saw her faiw, >_< nyonye >_> ewse ^.^ being UwU by, ->w< Hewsewf ^w^ pois'd with herself uWu in xDD eithew >_< eye; -OwO But uWu in :3 that >_> cwystaw scawes wet there be x3 weigh'd -uWu Youw >_> wady's wuv OwO against x3 some othew >_< maid -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you >_< shinying uWu at ÚwÚ this OwO feast, -xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww :3 scant x3 show weww :3 that nyow ;;w;; seems >_> best. -Rom. I'll OwO go along, nyo xDD such ^.^ sight to be OwO shown, -OwO But to rejoice uWu in xDD spwendouw of x3 my own. [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene >_> III. -UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew UwU Capuwet's >_< Wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. - -Wife. Nyuwse, where's x3 my daughter? ;;w;; Caww her fowth to x3 me. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my >_> maidenhead uWu at >_< twewve xDD yeaw :3 owd, -UwU I ;;w;; bade her x3 come. What, uWu wamb! >_> what ;;w;; wadybiwd! -^w^ God fowbid! :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ this :33 giww? What, :33 Juwiet! - -Entew Juliet. - -^w^ Juw. How ^.^ nyow? Who cawws? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Youw x3 mothew. -^w^ Juw. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am hewe. ->_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -Wife. This >_> is x3 the matter- Nyuwse, UwU give OwO weave awhiwe, -We ^w^ must tawk uWu in ^.^ secwet. Nyuwse, come back again; -UwU I uWu have ^-^ wememb'wed uWu me, thou's hear UwU ouw :3 counsew. -^.^ Thou knowest x3 my ^w^ daughtew's of :3 a OwO pwetty age. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Faith, UwU I ^.^ can tell her age >w< unto >w< an hour. -Wife. >_> She's nyot :33 fouwteen. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. I'll uWu way ^.^ fouwteen of x3 my :3 teeth- -xDD And ^w^ yet, to x3 my UwU teen be >w< it spoken, UwU I uWu have >_> but fouw- -:33 She >_> is nyot :33 fouwteen. How ^-^ wong >_> is >w< it nyow -;;w;; To Lammastide? -Wife. ^-^ A fortnight ÚwÚ and >w< odd days. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Even ow :3 odd, of aww OwO days uWu in x3 the >w< yeaw, -:3 Come Lammas UwU Eve uWu at >w< nyight UwU shaww ^.^ she be :33 fouwteen. -ÚwÚ Susan ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ (God xDD west aww Christian :3 souws!) -^.^ Wewe of >w< an age. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ Susan >_> is with x3 God; -:33 She UwU was ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow x3 me. But, >_< as UwU I said, -On Lammas UwU Eve uWu at >w< nyight UwU shaww ^.^ she be fourteen; -:33 That UwU shaww uWu she, marry; UwU I remember >w< it well. -'Tis xDD since x3 the ^.^ eawthquake nyow eleven uWu yeaws; -xDD And ^.^ she UwU was x3 wean'd UwU (I >_< nyevew UwU shaww x3 fowget it), -Of aww x3 the OwO days of x3 the >w< yeaw, ;;w;; upon :3 that uWu day; -For UwU I xDD had xDD then laid >_> wowmwood to x3 my OwO dug, -^.^ Sitting uWu in x3 the sun :33 undew x3 the :33 duvhouse wall. -OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 wewe xDD then uWu at Mantua. -Nyay, UwU I UwU do UwU beaw :3 a :33 bwain. But, >_< as UwU I said, -x3 When >w< it uWu did >_> taste x3 the >_> wowmwood on x3 the nipple -Of x3 my uWu dug ÚwÚ and UwU fewt >w< it x3 bittew, OwO pwetty x3 foow, -;;w;; To >_> see >w< it >w< tetchy ÚwÚ and faww x3 out with x3 the ^.^ dug! ->w< Shake, quoth x3 the dovehouse! >_< 'Twas nyo need, UwU I trow, -;;w;; To bid ;;w;; me ^w^ twudge. -xDD And xDD since :3 that time >w< it >_> is eleven years, -For xDD then ^.^ she couwd stand high-lone; x3 nyay, ^.^ by x3 th' rood, -:33 She couwd uWu have >w< wun ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waddwed aww >_> about; -For even x3 the day x3 befowe, ^.^ she broke her brow; -xDD And xDD then x3 my :33 husband ^-^ (God be with :33 his souw! ->_> 'A UwU was :3 a ^.^ mewwy >_> man) >_> took x3 up x3 the :33 chiwd. -^w^ 'Yea,' quoth xDD he, ;;w;; 'dost xDD thou faww ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ face? -^.^ Thou wiwt faww uWu backwawd when xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ mowe >_> wit; -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, OwO Juwe?' x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my :3 howidam, -uWu The OwO pwetty uWu wwetch left >_< cwying, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^-^ 'Ay.' -;;w;; To >_> see nyow >w< how :3 a xDD jest UwU shaww come about! -UwU I warrant, >w< an UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ wive :3 a thousand yeas, -UwU I >_< nyevew >_> shouwd x3 fowget :3 it. x3 'Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, OwO Juwe?' quoth xDD he, -^.^ And, OwO pwetty x3 foow, >w< it :3 stinted, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^-^ 'Ay.' -Wife. Enyough of UwU this. UwU I pray uWu thee howd >w< thy peace. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Yes, UwU madam. ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but laugh -;;w;; To think >w< it >_> shouwd OwO weave :3 cwying ÚwÚ and >_> say ^-^ 'Ay.' -xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU I warrant, >w< it :33 bad ;;w;; upon >w< it ^w^ bwow -^-^ A :33 bump >_< as big >_< as :3 a xDD young cock'wew's stonye; -^-^ A :33 pewiwous ^w^ knyock; ÚwÚ and >w< it cried ^.^ bittewwy. -^w^ 'Yea,' quoth x3 my ^.^ husband, uWu 'faww'st ;;w;; upon >w< thy ^.^ face? -^.^ Thou wiwt faww uWu backwawd when xDD thou comest to >_> age; -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, OwO Juwe?' ^.^ It :3 stinted, ÚwÚ and uWu said ^-^ 'Ay.' -^w^ Juw. xDD And ÚwÚ stint xDD thou :3 too, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, xDD nyuwse, >_> say ^.^ I. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Peace, UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. ^w^ God mark uWu thee to :33 his grace! -^.^ Thou >w< wast x3 the pwettiest >w< babe :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu nyuws'd. -^-^ An UwU I ^w^ might ^w^ wive to >_> see uWu thee mawwied ^w^ once, UwU I uWu have x3 my ^w^ wish. -Wife. OwO Mawwy, :3 that ^-^ 'mawwy' >_> is x3 the xDD vewy :33 theme -UwU I ^-^ came to tawk uWu of. Teww uWu me, daughter Juwiet, -How >w< stands x3 youw uWu disposition to be uWu mawwied? -^w^ Juw. ^.^ It >_> is >w< an honour :3 that UwU I dweam nyot uWu of. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ An UwU honyouw? ^.^ Wewe nyot UwU I ^.^ thinye >w< onwy xDD nyuwse, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> say xDD thou >w< hadst ^-^ suck'd ^.^ wisdom from >w< thy ^.^ teat. -Wife. xDD Weww, think of ^.^ mawwiage now. ^.^ Youngew than UwU you, -:3 Hewe uWu in Verona, ^.^ wadies of esteem, -^w^ Awe UwU made xDD awweady mothers. ^-^ By x3 my ÚwÚ count, -UwU I UwU was x3 youw mothew much ;;w;; upon these years -:33 That xDD you OwO awe nyow :3 a ^-^ maid. ^-^ Thus xDD then uWu in UwU bwief: -uWu The uWu vawiant Paris >_> seeks xDD you fow :33 his love. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ A ^w^ man, xDD young :33 wady! UwU wady, xDD such :3 a x3 man -;;w;; As aww x3 the world- >w< why uWu he's :3 a x3 man of ^w^ wax. -Wife. ;;w;; Vewonya's ^-^ summew hath nyot xDD such :3 a >_< fwowew. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Nyay, uWu he's :3 a x3 fwowew, uWu in ^-^ faith- :3 a xDD vewy >_< fwowew. -Wife. >_> What >_> say you? UwU Can xDD you wuv x3 the gentleman? -This >w< nyight xDD you UwU shaww behowd ^.^ him uWu at UwU ouw x3 feast. -xDD Wead ^-^ o'ew x3 the >_< vowume of xDD young >_> Pawis' >w< face, -xDD And find delight ^-^ wwit there with beauty's ^.^ pen; -uWu Examinye every mawwied winyeament, -xDD And >_> see >w< how one anyothew wends content; -xDD And >_> what ^w^ obscuw'd uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw >_< vowume wies -UwU Find ÚwÚ wwitten uWu in x3 the uWu mawgent of :33 his ^w^ eyes, -This >_< pwecious ^w^ book of xDD wuv, ÚwÚ this ;;w;; unbound ^.^ wuvw, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beautify ^.^ him >w< onwy lacks :3 a ÚwÚ cuvw. -uWu The :33 fish ;;w;; wives uWu in x3 the :33 sea, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis much >_< pwide -For >w< faiw ^-^ without x3 the >w< faiw within to :33 hide. -:33 That ^w^ book uWu in OwO many's eyes xDD doth share x3 the xDD gwowy, -:33 That uWu in gowd ;;w;; cwasps locks uWu in x3 the golden >w< stowy; -^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you share aww :3 that ^.^ he xDD doth :33 possess, -^-^ By xDD having ^.^ him x3 making >_> youwsewf nyo :3 wess. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. No wess? Nyay, >_< biggew! UwU Women gwow ^.^ by ;;w;; men -Wife. ^w^ Speak bwiefwy, ^.^ can xDD you ^.^ wike of >_> Pawis' love? -^w^ Juw. I'll wook to :3 wike, >_> if ^w^ wooking UwU wiking move; -OwO But nyo ^.^ mowe >_> deep xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ endawt >_< minye ^w^ eye -Than x3 youw >_< consent ;;w;; gives ÚwÚ stwength to >_< make >w< it fwy. - -Entew Servingman. - -Serv. uWu Madam, x3 the ;;w;; guests OwO awe come, OwO suppew sewv'd up, xDD you ;;w;; caww'd, x3 my -xDD young uWu wady >w< ask'd for, x3 the nyuwse curs'd uWu in x3 the pantwy, ÚwÚ and -evewything uWu in extwemity. UwU I ^w^ must >w< hence to >_> wait. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you -;;w;; fowwow stwaight. -Wife. We ;;w;; fowwow thee. uWu Exit ^.^ [Sewvingman]. -Juwiet, x3 the xDD County :33 stays. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ Go, OwO giww, >_> seek ^w^ happy :33 nyights to ^w^ happy days. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew ;;w;; Womeo, Mewcutio, ÚwÚ Benvowio, with five ow six othew Maskers; Towchbeawews. - -Rom. What, UwU shaww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ speech be ^-^ spoke fow UwU ouw OwO excuse? -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we on ^-^ without ^w^ apowogy? -^-^ Ben. uWu The uWu date >_> is x3 out of xDD such x3 pwowixity. -^-^ We'ww uWu have nyo x3 Cupid >_> hoodwink'd with :3 a OwO scawf, -ÚwÚ Beawing :3 a Tawtaw's painted bow of ;;w;; wath, -:33 Scawing x3 the ^.^ wadies ^.^ wike :3 a cwowkeepew; -x3 Nyow nyo :3 without-book :33 pwowogue, ^w^ faintwy ^-^ spoke ->w< Aftew x3 the ^.^ pwomptew, fow UwU ouw >_< entwance; -But, wet them UwU measuwe >_> us ^.^ by >_> what ;;w;; they :33 wiww, -^-^ We'ww UwU measuwe them :3 a uWu measuwe, ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. -Rom. Give ;;w;; me :3 a torch. UwU I ^w^ am nyot fow ÚwÚ this ambwing. -uWu Being >_> but >_< heavy, UwU I xDD wiww UwU beaw x3 the light. -Mew. Nyay, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Womeo, ^.^ we ^w^ must uWu have xDD you >_< dance. -Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. >_> You uWu have UwU dancing xDD shoes -With >_< nyimbwe OwO sowes; UwU I uWu have :3 a :3 souw of lead -^w^ So >_> stakes ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 gwound UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; muv. -Mew. >_> You OwO awe :3 a wuvw. :33 Bowwow uWu Cupid's x3 wings -xDD And UwU soaw with them :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ common UwU bound. -Rom. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^w^ sowe ^.^ enpiewced with :33 his >w< shaft -;;w;; To UwU soaw with :33 his >w< wight >_< feathews; ÚwÚ and UwU so bound -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot bound :3 a ^w^ pitch :33 abuv dull woe. -;;w;; Undew love's x3 heavy >_< buwthen UwU do UwU I :3 sink. -Mew. ^.^ And, to sink uWu in :33 it, >_> shouwd xDD you >_< buwthen ;;w;; wuv- -Too great oppwession fow :3 a xDD tendew >_> thing. -Rom. Is wuv :3 a xDD tendew ;;w;; thing? ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too wough, -Too OwO wude, ^w^ too ^.^ boist'wous, ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu pwicks ^.^ wike x3 thown. -Mew. ;;w;; If wuv be OwO wough with UwU you, be OwO wough with love. -Pwick wuv fow uWu pwicking, ÚwÚ and xDD you xDD beat wuv down. -Give ;;w;; me :3 a case to put x3 my >w< visage ^.^ in. -^-^ A ;;w;; visow fow :3 a visor! >_> What :3 cawe UwU I ->_> What curious ^w^ eye xDD doth quote deformities? -:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the >w< beetwe ^w^ bwows UwU shaww bwush fow x3 me. -^-^ Ben. ^.^ Come, :3 knyock ÚwÚ and ;;w;; entew; ÚwÚ and nyo :33 soonyew uWu in -OwO But every x3 man betake ^.^ him to :33 his wegs. -Rom. ^-^ A :33 towch fow me! Let wantons >w< wight of >_< heawt -Tickle x3 the senseless wushes with uWu theiw heews; -For UwU I ^w^ am pwuvwb'd with :3 a >_> gwandsiwe uWu phwase, -I'll be :3 a candwe-howdew ÚwÚ and wook xDD on; -uWu The game UwU was ^w^ nye'ew UwU so faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ donye. -Mew. Tut! ^w^ dun's x3 the >_< mouse, x3 the constabwe's UwU own word! -;;w;; If xDD thou awt ^.^ Dun, we'll dwaw uWu thee from x3 the miwe -Of ÚwÚ this sir-reverence xDD wuv, wherein xDD thou >w< stick'st -Up to x3 the ears. ^.^ Come, ^.^ we buwn daylight, ho! -Rom. Nyay, ^w^ that's nyot :3 so. -Mew. UwU I mean, ^w^ siw, uWu in deway -We uWu waste UwU ouw wights uWu in vain, ^.^ wike >w< wamps ^.^ by x3 day. -^.^ Take UwU ouw ÚwÚ good meanying, fow UwU ouw ^w^ judgment >_> sits -:3 Five times uWu in :3 that ere >_> once uWu in UwU ouw five wits. -Rom. xDD And ^.^ we >_> mean weww, uWu in x3 going to ÚwÚ this xDD masque; -OwO But UwU 'tis nyo wit to ÚwÚ go. -Mew. Why, OwO may one ask? -Rom. UwU I dweamt :3 a dweam to-night. -Mew. xDD And UwU so uWu did ^.^ I. -Rom. xDD Weww, >_> what UwU was x3 youws? -Mew. :33 That dweamews often xDD wie. -Rom. ^w^ In x3 bed ^-^ asweep, OwO whiwe ;;w;; they UwU do dweam ^.^ things true. -Mew. >_< O, xDD then UwU I >_> see xDD Queen UwU Mab hath :33 been with OwO you. -:33 She >_> is x3 the >w< faiwies' x3 midwife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 comes -^w^ In xDD shape nyo ;;w;; biggew than >w< an OwO agate stone -On x3 the forefinger of >w< an >_> awdewman, -Drawn with :3 a ÚwÚ team of xDD wittwe >_> atomies -Athwart men's :33 nyoses >_< as ;;w;; they >_< wie x3 asweep; -:3 Hew >w< wagon ^-^ spokes UwU made of ^-^ wong spinners' ^.^ wegs, -uWu The cover, of x3 the x3 wings of >_< gwasshoppews; -:3 Hew ^-^ twaces, of x3 the xDD smawwest spidew's :3 web; -:3 Hew cowwaws, of x3 the moonshine's ^.^ wat'wy OwO beams; -:3 Hew >_< whip, of cricket's bone; x3 the ÚwÚ wash, of ;;w;; fiwm; -:3 Hew ;;w;; wagonyew, :3 a UwU smaww gwey-coated gnat, -ÚwÚ Nyot half UwU so big >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wound xDD wittwe :33 wowm -:3 Pwick'd from x3 the lazy finger of :3 a >_> maid; -:3 Hew uWu chawiot >_> is >w< an :33 empty x3 hazewnyut, -Made ^.^ by x3 the joinyew >w< squiwwew ow ;;w;; owd >_< gwub, -^-^ Time x3 out ^.^ o' ^-^ mind x3 the >w< faiwies' coachmakews. -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< state ^.^ she 'gallops >w< nyight ^.^ by >w< nyight -^.^ Thwough wuvws' uWu bwains, ÚwÚ and xDD then ;;w;; they dweam of love; -^w^ O'ew ^-^ couwtiews' uWu knyees, :3 that dweam on >_< cuwsies >_< stwaight; -^w^ O'ew OwO wawyews' ^-^ fingews, who ^w^ stwaight dweam on OwO fees; -^w^ O'ew ;;w;; wadies' :3 wips, who ^w^ stwaight on ^-^ kisses x3 dweam, ->_< Which ;;w;; oft x3 the angry UwU Mab with blisters pwagues, ->_< Because uWu theiw uWu bweaths with x3 sweetmeats xDD tainted x3 awe. -:3 Sometime ^.^ she gallops ^-^ o'ew :3 a x3 couwtiew's nose, -xDD And xDD then x3 dweams ^.^ he of smewwing x3 out :3 a x3 suit; -xDD And ÚwÚ sometime x3 comes ^.^ she with :3 a ^-^ tithe-pig's :33 taiw -:33 Tickwing :3 a parson's x3 nyose >_< as xDD 'a wies ^-^ asweep, -UwU Then x3 dweams ^.^ he of anyothew ÚwÚ benyefice. -Sometimes ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwiveth ^-^ o'ew :3 a ^w^ sowdiew's neck, -xDD And xDD then x3 dweams ^.^ he of >_< cutting :33 foweign ;;w;; thwoats, -Of ^w^ bweaches, ^w^ ambuscadoes, OwO Spanyish ;;w;; bwades, -Of :33 heawths five >w< fadom >_> deep; ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 anyon -:33 Dwums uWu in :33 his eaw, uWu at which ^.^ he starts ÚwÚ and wakes, -xDD And ^.^ being OwO thus frighted, ÚwÚ sweaws :3 a :3 pwayew ow >w< two -xDD And sweeps ;;w;; again. This >_> is :3 that xDD vewy UwU Mab -:33 That plats x3 the xDD manyes of :3 howses uWu in x3 the >w< nyight -xDD And bakes x3 the ÚwÚ ewfwocks uWu in fouw swuttish, hairs, ->_< Which >_> once ^.^ untangwed much OwO misfowtunye UwU bodes -This >_> is x3 the >_> hag, when ^w^ maids >_< wie on uWu theiw backs, -:33 That ;;w;; pwesses them ÚwÚ and learns them xDD fiwst to >_> beaw, -^.^ Making them x3 women of ÚwÚ good *twerks* cawwiage. -This >_> is she- -Rom. uWu Peace, ÚwÚ peace, Mewcutio, peace! -^.^ Thou >_> tawk'st of OwO nyothing. -Mew. >_< Twue, UwU I tawk of >w< dweams; ->_< Which OwO awe x3 the x3 chiwdwen of >w< an idle :3 bwain, -ÚwÚ Begot of >_< nyothing >_> but :33 vain ÚwÚ fantasy; ->_< Which >_> is >_< as >_< thin of ÚwÚ substance >_< as x3 the air, -xDD And ^.^ mowe inconstant than x3 the ;;w;; wind, who >_> wooes -Even nyow x3 the uWu fwozen ^w^ bosom of x3 the UwU Nyowth -^.^ And, ^.^ being anger'd, puffs OwO away from thence, -UwU Tuwnying :33 his OwO face to x3 the >_> dew-dwopping uWu South. -^-^ Ben. This wind xDD you tawk of ^w^ bwows >_> us from uWu ouwsewves. -Supper >_> is :33 donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we UwU shaww come ^w^ too UwU wate. -Rom. UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ too >w< eawwy; fow x3 my ^-^ mind misgives -;;w;; Some uWu consequence, yet >_< hanging uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ staws, -Shall bittewwy x3 begin :33 his x3 feawfuw uWu date -With ÚwÚ this night's :3 wevews ÚwÚ and expire x3 the term -Of :3 a :3 despised :3 wife, ^w^ cwos'd uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, -^-^ By x3 some ^-^ viwe forfeit of untimely death. -OwO But ^.^ he :3 that hath x3 the x3 steewage of x3 my course -OwO Diwect x3 my OwO saiw! ÚwÚ On, ÚwÚ wusty gentlemen! -^-^ Ben. UwU Stwike, dwum. -^-^ They :33 mawch about x3 the stage. [Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene V. -UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. - -^.^ Sewvingmen come fowth with napkins. - -:3 1. Serv. :3 Whewe's ÚwÚ Potpan, :3 that ^.^ he helps nyot to OwO take ÚwÚ away? ->w< He OwO shift :3 a ;;w;; twenchew! ^.^ he scrape :3 a ;;w;; twenchew! -uWu 2. Serv. x3 When ÚwÚ good ^w^ mannyews UwU shaww >_< wie aww uWu in one ow >w< two men's ^.^ hands, -ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they unwash'd :3 too, UwU 'tis :3 a fouw >_> thing. -:3 1. Serv. UwU Away with x3 the join-stoows, remove x3 the >w< couwt-cubbewt, wook -to x3 the :33 pwate. ^-^ Good UwU thou, :3 save ;;w;; me :3 a ^.^ piece of ÚwÚ mawchpanye x3 and, >_< as -xDD thou loves uWu me, wet x3 the powtew wet uWu in ÚwÚ Susan >w< Gwindstonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ Nyeww. -Anthony, ÚwÚ and :3 Potpan! -uWu 2. Serv. Ay, ^-^ boy, weady. -:3 1. Serv. >_> You OwO awe >_> wook'd fow ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd for, >w< ask'd fow ÚwÚ and >_< sought -for, uWu in x3 the great ^.^ chambew. ->w< 3. Serv. We ;;w;; cannyot be OwO hewe ÚwÚ and there UwU too. >_< Cheewwy, :33 boys! -^w^ Be bwisk awhiwe, ÚwÚ and x3 the longer wivew OwO take all. :33 Exeunt. - -Entew x3 the ^w^ Maskews, OwO Entew, ^w^ [with :3 Sewvants,] >_< Capuwet, :33 his >_< Wife, -Juwiet, uWu Tybawt, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the x3 Guests -ÚwÚ and Gentwewomen to x3 the UwU Maskews. - -uWu Cap. Welcome, gentlemen! Wadies :3 that uWu have uWu theiw OwO toes -:33 Unpwagu'd with ÚwÚ cowns xDD wiww uWu have :3 a uWu bout with OwO you. -Ah ha, x3 my >_> mistwesses! which of xDD you aww -Will nyow UwU deny to ;;w;; dance? :33 She :3 that x3 makes >_> dainty, -:33 She I'll >_< sweaw hath cowns. ^w^ Am UwU I come nyeaw OwO ye ^.^ nyow? -Welcome, gentlemen! UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the day -:33 That UwU I uWu have wown :3 a ;;w;; visow ÚwÚ and couwd tell -^-^ A x3 whispewing xDD tawe uWu in :3 a >w< faiw >_> wady's eaw, ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ pwease. 'Tis >w< gonye, UwU 'tis >w< gonye, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ gonye! ->_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, gentlemen! ^.^ Come, uWu musicians, play. -^-^ A :3 haww, :3 a hall! UwU give OwO woom! ÚwÚ and :33 foot :33 it, girls. -Music pways, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they >_< dance. -uWu Mowe wight, xDD you :33 knyaves! ÚwÚ and turn x3 the :33 tabwes up, -xDD And quench x3 the ^w^ fiwe, x3 the >_> woom >_> is grown ^w^ too xDD hot. -xDD Ah, sirrah, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ unwook'd-fow spowt x3 comes well. -Nyay, ^.^ sit, x3 nyay, ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ good xDD cousin >_< Capuwet, -For xDD you ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe x3 past UwU ouw UwU dancing days. -How ^-^ wong :3 is't nyow xDD since >w< wast >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and UwU I -^.^ Wewe uWu in :3 a mask? -uWu 2. uWu Cap. xDD By'w Lady, ;;w;; thiwty years. -uWu Cap. What, man? 'Tis nyot UwU so ÚwÚ much, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so x3 much! -'Tis xDD since x3 the >w< nyuptiaw of ;;w;; Wucentio, -:3 Come OwO Pentecost >_< as quickly >_< as >w< it :33 wiww, -;;w;; Some ^-^ five-and-twenty years, ÚwÚ and xDD then ^.^ we ^.^ mask'd. -uWu 2. uWu Cap. 'Tis >_> mowe, UwU 'tis uWu mowe! ÚwÚ His >_< son >_> is ^.^ ewdew, siw; -ÚwÚ His >_< son >_> is xDD thiwty. -uWu Cap. Will xDD you tell ;;w;; me ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ His >_< son UwU was >_> but :3 a ward >w< two years ago. -Rom. >_> [to :3 a OwO Sewvingman] >_> What >_> wady's :3 that, which xDD doth enrich x3 the uWu hand -Of yonder knyight? -Serv. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, sir. -Rom. >_< O, ^.^ she xDD doth >_< teach x3 the torches to buwn bwight! -^.^ It ;;w;; seems ^.^ she uWu hangs ;;w;; upon x3 the >_< cheek of >w< nyight -Wike :3 a rich jewel uWu in >w< an Ethiop's ;;w;; eaw- -^w^ Beauty ^w^ too rich fow ^.^ use, fow ^.^ eawth ^w^ too dear! -^w^ So >_< shows :3 a ;;w;; snyowy ^-^ duv ^-^ twooping with >_< cwows -;;w;; As yonder uWu wady ^-^ o'ew her ^w^ fewwows shows. -uWu The UwU measuwe :33 donye, I'll ;;w;; watch her :33 pwace of stand -^.^ And, ^-^ touching ÚwÚ hews, >_< make blessed x3 my wude >w< hand. -Did x3 my >_< heawt wuv >w< tiww ^.^ nyow? Forswear :33 it, ;;w;; sight! -For UwU I ^w^ nye'ew saw true beauty >w< tiww ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. -Tyb. >w< This, ^.^ by :33 his voice, >_> shouwd be :3 a >_> Montague. -^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me x3 my wapiew, uWu boy. What, x3 dawes x3 the ;;w;; swave -:3 Come hithew, cover'd with >w< an ^.^ antic >w< face, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ fweew ÚwÚ and ^w^ scown uWu at UwU ouw ^w^ sowemnyity? ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the stock ÚwÚ and honour of x3 my kin, -;;w;; To strike ^.^ him >_< dead UwU I howd >w< it nyot :3 a >_< sin. -uWu Cap. Why, >w< how now, ÚwÚ kinsman? ÚwÚ Whewefowe x3 stowm xDD you so? -Tyb. >_> Uncwe, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a >_< Montague, UwU ouw >_< foe; -^-^ A villain, :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ hithew come uWu in x3 spite -;;w;; To ^w^ scown uWu at UwU ouw solemnity ÚwÚ this OwO nyight. -uWu Cap. Young >_< Womeo >_> is :33 it? -Tyb. 'Tis xDD he, :3 that viwwain ^-^ Womeo. -uWu Cap. ^.^ Content ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe x3 coz, wet ^.^ him >_< awonye. ->_> 'A bears ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a portly gentweman, -^.^ And, to >_> say truth, Vewonya brags of ^.^ him -;;w;; To be :3 a virtuous ÚwÚ and well-govern'd >_< youth. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the weawth of aww ÚwÚ this :33 town -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 my ;;w;; house UwU do ^.^ him disparagement. -Therefore be *giggles shyly* patient, OwO take nyo ^-^ nyote of ^.^ him. -^.^ It >_> is x3 my :33 wiww; x3 the which >_> if xDD thou wespect, -uWu Show :3 a >w< faiw x3 pwesence ÚwÚ and put x3 off these ÚwÚ fwowns, -^-^ An iww-beseeming ÚwÚ sembwance fow :3 a x3 feast. -Tyb. ^.^ It ^w^ fits when xDD such :3 a viwwain >_> is :3 a :33 guest. -I'll nyot OwO enduwe ^.^ him. -uWu Cap. >w< He UwU shaww be endur'd. -What, ^.^ goodman boy? UwU I >_> say ^.^ he >_< shaww. Go ÚwÚ to! -^w^ Am UwU I x3 the >_< mastew UwU hewe, ow you? Go ÚwÚ to! -You'll nyot OwO enduwe him? ^w^ God UwU shaww mend x3 my souw! -You'll >_< make :3 a mutiny ^-^ among x3 my >w< guests! ->_> You xDD wiww uWu set OwO cock-a-hoop! you'ww be x3 the ;;w;; man! -Tyb. Why, uWu uncwe, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; shame. -uWu Cap. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ÚwÚ to! ->_> You OwO awe :3 a ^w^ saucy uWu boy. ^-^ Is't >_> so, >_< indeed? -This twick OwO may chance to ÚwÚ scathe OwO you. UwU I ^.^ knyow what. ->_> You ^w^ must :33 contwawy me! OwO Mawwy, UwU 'tis >_> time.- -Weww said, x3 my heawts!- >_> You OwO awe :3 a >_< pwincox- :3 go! -^w^ Be ^w^ quiet, xDD ow- uWu Mowe wight, ^.^ mowe light!- For x3 shame! -I'll >_< make xDD you ^.^ quiet; UwU what!- >_< Cheewwy, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! -Tyb. ;;w;; Patience ^.^ pewfowce with ^.^ wiwfuw ^.^ chowew meeting -:3 Makes x3 my >w< fwesh :3 twembwe uWu in uWu theiw different ^.^ gweeting. -UwU I xDD wiww :3 withdwaw; >_> but ÚwÚ this intwusion UwU shaww, -Now ÚwÚ seeming sweet, convert to ^w^ bitt'west xDD gaww. ÚwÚ Exit. -Rom. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu pwofanye with x3 my UwU unwowthiest uWu hand -This >w< howy shwinye, x3 the ^-^ gentwe OwO finye >_> is :33 this: -OwO My :3 wips, >w< two ;;w;; bwushing UwU piwgwims, ready stand -;;w;; To x3 smooth :3 that OwO wough :33 touch with :3 a xDD tendew >w< kiss. -^w^ Juw. ^-^ Good :3 piwgwim, xDD you UwU do wrong x3 youw uWu hand ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, ->_< Which >w< mannyewwy xDD devotion >_< shows uWu in >_< this; -For ^-^ saints uWu have ^.^ hands :3 that pilgrims' ^.^ hands UwU do xDD touch, -xDD And ^.^ pawm to ^.^ pawm >_> is >w< howy ^-^ pawmews' >w< kiss. -Rom. :3 Have nyot ^-^ saints :3 wips, ÚwÚ and >w< howy pawmews xDD too? -^w^ Juw. Ay, :3 piwgwim, lips :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ must use uWu in pray'r. -Rom. >_< O, >w< then, uWu deaw UwU saint, wet lips UwU do >_> what ^.^ hands :33 do! -^-^ They ^w^ pway; gwant UwU thou, xDD west :33 faith turn to despaiw. -^w^ Juw. Saints UwU do nyot x3 muv, ^w^ though gwant fow >w< pwayews' sake. -Rom. UwU Then move nyot OwO whiwe x3 my prayer's ^w^ effect UwU I >_< take. -^-^ Thus from x3 my :3 wips, ^.^ by ^.^ thinye x3 my x3 sin >_> is xDD puwg'd. ^.^ [Kisses >_< hew.] -^w^ Juw. UwU Then uWu have x3 my lips x3 the x3 sin :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have UwU took. -Rom. Sin from x3 my wips? x3 O trespass sweetly >_< uwg'd! -Give ;;w;; me x3 my x3 sin ;;w;; again. ^.^ [Kisses >_< hew.] -^w^ Juw. >_> You :3 kiss ^.^ by x3 th' uWu book. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Madam, x3 youw mothew cwaves :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. -Rom. >_> What >_> is her mothew? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ bachewow, -:3 Hew mothew >_> is x3 the uWu wady of x3 the ÚwÚ house. -xDD And :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU wady, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu wise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous. -UwU I nurs'd her daughter :3 that xDD you ^w^ tawk'd uWu withaw. -UwU I tell UwU you, ^.^ he :3 that ^.^ can uWu way howd of her -Shall uWu have x3 the ;;w;; chinks. -Rom. Is ^.^ she :3 a Capulet? -x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ account! x3 my >w< wife >_> is x3 my OwO foe's debt. -^-^ Ben. :33 Away, be xDD gonye; x3 the spowt >_> is uWu at x3 the >_> best. -Rom. Ay, UwU so UwU I x3 feaw; x3 the ^.^ mowe >_> is x3 my ^w^ unwest. -uWu Cap. Nyay, xDD gentwemen, >_> pwepawe nyot to be xDD gonye; -We uWu have :3 a ^w^ twifwing >_< foowish :33 banquet towards. -Is >w< it ^w^ e'en so? Why >w< then, UwU I >_> thank xDD you all. -UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD honyest >_< gentwemen. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. -uWu Mowe torches here! UwU [Exeunt x3 Maskews.] :3 Come on >w< then, >_> wet's to :3 bed. -xDD Ah, sirrah, ^.^ by x3 my fay, >w< it ^.^ waxes late; -I'll to x3 my rest. -Exeunt [all >_> but Juwiet ÚwÚ and uWu Nyuwse]. -^w^ Juw. :3 Come hithew, nurse. >_> What >_> is :33 yond gentleman? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu The >_< son ÚwÚ and heir of ;;w;; owd :33 Tibewio. -^w^ Juw. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that nyow >_> is x3 going x3 out of doow? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, :3 that, UwU I >_< think, be xDD young xDD Petwuchio. -^w^ Juw. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that xDD fowwows thewe, :3 that ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; dance? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -^w^ Juw. Go ^w^ ask :33 his nyame.- ;;w;; If ^.^ he be >w< mawwied, -OwO My :3 gwave >_> is ^.^ wike to be x3 my ÚwÚ wedding :3 bed. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< Montague, -uWu The >w< onwy >_< son of x3 youw great enemy. -^w^ Juw. OwO My >w< onwy xDD wuv, sprung from x3 my >w< onwy hate! -Too early :3 seen uWu unknyown, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyown ^w^ too uWu wate! ->_< Pwodigious birth of wuv >w< it >_> is to ;;w;; me -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must wuv :3 a >_< woathed enemy. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 What's :3 this? UwU what's :3 this? -^w^ Juw. ^-^ A ^-^ whyme UwU I ^w^ weawnt even nyow -Of one UwU I UwU danc'd uWu withaw. -x3 Onye ;;w;; cawws :33 within, 'Juliet.' -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ;;w;; Anyon, :33 anyon! -^.^ Come, >_> wet's :3 away; x3 the stwangews aww OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. :33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -PROLOGUE - -Entew ^.^ Chowus. - -Chor. Now ;;w;; owd ^.^ desiwe xDD doth uWu in :33 his UwU deathbed wie, -xDD And xDD young :3 affection xDD gapes to be :33 his heir; -:33 That >w< faiw fow which wuv gwoan'd fow ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_> die, -With xDD tendew Juwiet >w< match'd, >_> is nyow nyot >_< faiw. -Now >_< Womeo >_> is bewov'd, ÚwÚ and loves OwO again, -Alike >w< bewitched ^.^ by x3 the >_> chawm of looks; -OwO But to :33 his foe ^-^ suppos'd ^.^ he ^w^ must >_< compwain, -xDD And ^.^ she ^.^ steaw love's x3 sweet x3 bait from x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ hooks. -uWu Being hewd :3 a x3 foe, ^.^ he OwO may nyot uWu have x3 access -;;w;; To ;;w;; bweathe xDD such x3 vows >_< as ^w^ wuvws use to x3 sweaw, -xDD And ^.^ she >_< as much uWu in xDD wuv, her means much less -;;w;; To :3 meet her x3 nyew beloved ;;w;; anywhewe; -OwO But passion wends them x3 powew, time >_< means, to ^w^ meet, -xDD Temp'wing >_< extwemities with extweme sweet. -ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ A ^w^ wanye ^.^ by x3 the waww of UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew >_< Womeo >_< awonye. - -Rom. UwU Can UwU I OwO go forward when x3 my >_< heawt >_> is hewe? -Tuwn back, dull earth, ÚwÚ and find >w< thy centwe OwO out. -xDD [Cwimbs x3 the waww ÚwÚ and weaps down within x3 it.] - -Entew Benvolio with >_< Mewcutio. - -^-^ Ben. ÚwÚ Womeo! x3 my xDD cousin ÚwÚ Womeo! ÚwÚ Womeo! -Mew. >w< He >_> is >_< wise, -^.^ And, on x3 my :3 wife, hath :3 stow'n ^.^ him ^.^ home to :3 bed. -^-^ Ben. >w< He wan ÚwÚ this :3 way, ÚwÚ and uWu weapt ÚwÚ this orchard wall. -Caww, ÚwÚ good >_< Mewcutio. -Mew. Nyay, I'll x3 conjuwe UwU too. -ÚwÚ Womeo! humouws! >_> madman! passion! >w< wuvw! -Appear xDD thou uWu in x3 the xDD wikenyess of :3 a >_< sigh; -^w^ Speak >_> but one ^-^ whyme, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ satisfied! -Cwy >_> but ÚwÚ 'Ay UwU me!' pwonyounce >_> but 'love' ÚwÚ and 'dove'; -^w^ Speak to x3 my ^.^ gossip :3 Venyus one >w< faiw word, -x3 Onye >_> nyicknyame fow her xDD puwbwind >_< son ÚwÚ and heiw, -Young Adam Cupid, ^.^ he :3 that UwU shot UwU so ÚwÚ twim -x3 When ^w^ King ^.^ Cophetua :3 wov'd x3 the beggar x3 maid! ->w< He OwO heaweth >_> nyot, ^.^ he stiwweth >_> nyot, be :33 muvth x3 nyot; -uWu The ^w^ ape >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must x3 conjuwe ^.^ him. -UwU I x3 conjuwe uWu thee ^.^ by ^-^ Wosawinye's uWu bwight :3 eyes. -^-^ By her xDD high forehead ÚwÚ and her x3 scawwet x3 wip, -^-^ By her OwO finye xDD foot, ^w^ stwaight ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and UwU quivewing >w< thigh, -xDD And x3 the ^.^ demesnyes :3 that there adjacent wie, -:33 That uWu in >w< thy xDD wikenyess xDD thou appeaw to ÚwÚ us! -^-^ Ben. ^-^ An >_> if ^.^ he hear ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou wiwt ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him. -Mew. This ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him. ;;w;; 'Twouwd ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him -;;w;; To >w< waise :3 a ^w^ spiwit uWu in :33 his >_< mistwess' xDD ciwcwe -Of x3 some ;;w;; stwange nyatuwe, wetting >w< it there stand -Tiww ^.^ she xDD had laid >w< it ÚwÚ and ^w^ conjuw'd >w< it down. -:33 That :3 wewe x3 some spite; x3 my invocation -Is >w< faiw ÚwÚ and honest: uWu in :33 his >_< mistwess' :33 nyame, -UwU I x3 conjuwe >w< onwy >_> but to >w< waise x3 up ^.^ him. -^-^ Ben. ^.^ Come, ^.^ he hath >_< hid >_< himsewf ^-^ among these trees -;;w;; To be ^w^ consowted with x3 the humorous OwO nyight. -:3 Bwind >_> is :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and best befits x3 the OwO dawk. -Mew. ;;w;; If wuv be ÚwÚ bwind, wuv ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; hit x3 the >w< mawk. -Now xDD wiww ^.^ he sit :33 undew :3 a medwaw twee -xDD And ÚwÚ wish :33 his mistwess :3 wewe :3 that uWu kind of ^w^ fwuit -;;w;; As ^w^ maids caww medwaws when ;;w;; they laugh >_< awonye. ->_< O, ;;w;; Womeo, :3 that ^.^ she uWu wewe, x3 O :3 that ^.^ she :3 wewe -^-^ An open ^w^ et >_> cetewa, xDD thou :3 a pop'rin ^.^ peaw! -;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. I'll to x3 my truckle-bed; -This fiewd-bed >_> is ^w^ too UwU cowd fow ;;w;; me to OwO sweep. -^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we >w< go? -^-^ Ben. Go >w< then, fow UwU 'tis uWu in :33 vain -uWu 'To >_> seek ^.^ him OwO hewe :3 that means nyot to be uWu found. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -Rom. >w< He jests uWu at xDD scaws :3 that >_< nyevew UwU fewt :3 a wound. - -Entew Juwiet :33 abuv uWu at :3 a :3 window. - -OwO But xDD soft! >_> What >w< wight ^w^ thwough yonder window bweaks? -^.^ It >_> is x3 the East, ÚwÚ and Juwiet >_> is x3 the >_< sun! -Awise, >w< faiw sun, ÚwÚ and OwO kiww x3 the envious ;;w;; moon, -Who >_> is xDD awweady >w< sick ÚwÚ and pawe with grief -:33 That xDD thou her >_< maid awt uWu faw ^.^ mowe >w< faiw than ^w^ she. -^w^ Be nyot her ;;w;; maid, xDD since ^.^ she >_> is >_< envious. -:3 Hew :33 vestaw :33 wivewy >_> is >_> but >w< sick ÚwÚ and xDD gween, -xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but foows UwU do ^-^ weaw :3 it. ;;w;; Cast >w< it off. -^.^ It >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wady; >_< O, >w< it >_> is x3 my love! -x3 O :3 that ^.^ she UwU knyew ^.^ she were! -:33 She speaks, yet ^.^ she ;;w;; says OwO nyothing. >_> What of ^-^ that? -:3 Hew ^w^ eye discouwses; UwU I xDD wiww answew :3 it. -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too ^.^ bowd; UwU 'tis nyot to ;;w;; me ^.^ she speaks. -Two of x3 the >_> faiwest stars uWu in aww x3 the ^.^ heaven, ->_> Having x3 some business, UwU do entweat her eyes -;;w;; To >_< twinkwe uWu in uWu theiw spheres >w< tiww ;;w;; they wetuwn. ->_> What >_> if her eyes :3 wewe thewe, ;;w;; they uWu in her head? -uWu The brightness of her >_< cheek ^.^ wouwd ^-^ shame UwU those stars -;;w;; As ^-^ daywight xDD doth :3 a OwO wamp; her eyes uWu in heaven -Wouwd ^w^ thwough x3 the airy wegion stweam UwU so uWu bwight -:33 That xDD biwds ^.^ wouwd ^.^ sing ÚwÚ and think >w< it :3 wewe nyot OwO nyight. -xDD See >w< how ^.^ she weans her >_< cheek ;;w;; upon her xDD hand! -x3 O :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ;;w;; gwuv ;;w;; upon :3 that uWu hand, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might :33 touch :3 that >_< cheek! -^w^ Juw. uWu Ay me! -Rom. :33 She speaks. ->_< O, speak OwO again, uWu bwight uWu angew! fow xDD thou awt -;;w;; As glorious to ÚwÚ this night, ^.^ being ^-^ o'ew x3 my head, -;;w;; As >_> is :3 a >_> winged :3 messengew of heaven -uWu Unto x3 the white-uptuwnyed UwU wond'wing eyes -Of :33 mowtaws :3 that faww back to ÚwÚ gaze on ^.^ him -x3 When ^.^ he bestrides x3 the ÚwÚ wazy-pacing :33 cwouds -xDD And sails ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ bosom of x3 the air. -^w^ Juw. x3 O ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ Womeo! ^-^ whewefowe awt xDD thou ^.^ Womeo? ->w< Deny >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ and refuse >w< thy xDD nyame! -:3 Ow, >_> if xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, be >_> but sworn x3 my xDD wuv, -xDD And I'll nyo longer be :3 a Capuwet. -Rom. >w< [aside] Shall UwU I hear >_> mowe, ow UwU shaww UwU I speak uWu at :3 this? -^w^ Juw. 'Tis >_> but >w< thy xDD nyame :3 that >_> is x3 my enemy. -^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; thysewf, ^w^ though nyot :3 a >_> Montague. -x3 What's Montague? >w< it >_> is nor uWu hand, nor xDD foot, -x3 Nyow ^.^ awm, nor >w< face, nor xDD any othew ÚwÚ pawt -:3 Bewonging to :3 a man. >_< O, be x3 some othew xDD nyame! -x3 What's uWu in :3 a :3 nyame? :33 That which ^.^ we caww :3 a wose -^-^ By xDD any othew xDD nyame ^.^ wouwd smell >_< as sweet. -^w^ So >_< Womeo :3 wouwd, :3 wewe ^.^ he nyot >_< Womeo ;;w;; caww'd, -Wetain :3 that uWu deaw pewfection which ^.^ he >_> owes -Without :3 that uWu titwe. ;;w;; Womeo, ;;w;; doff >w< thy UwU nyame; -xDD And fow :3 that :33 nyame, which >_> is nyo ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Take aww :3 mysewf. -Rom. UwU I OwO take uWu thee uWu at >w< thy OwO wowd. -;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me >_> but xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and I'll be x3 nyew >w< baptiz'd; -ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I >_< nyevew xDD wiww be ^-^ Womeo. -^w^ Juw. >_> What x3 man awt xDD thou :3 that, OwO thus bescreen'd uWu in night, -^w^ So UwU stumbwest on x3 my counsew? -Rom. ^-^ By :3 a xDD nyame -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to tell uWu thee who UwU I am. -OwO My :33 nyame, uWu deaw UwU saint, >_> is hateful to myself, ->_< Because >w< it >_> is >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to thee. -xDD Had UwU I >w< it written, UwU I ^.^ wouwd teaw x3 the OwO wowd. -^w^ Juw. OwO My OwO eaws uWu have yet nyot UwU dwunk :3 a :3 hundwed wowds -Of :3 that >_< tongue's utterance, yet UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the UwU sound. -Awt xDD thou nyot ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a Montague? -Rom. :33 Nyeithew, >w< faiw UwU saint, >_> if xDD eithew uWu thee dislike. -^w^ Juw. How xDD cam'st xDD thou hithew, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO whewefowe? -uWu The orchard OwO wawws OwO awe xDD high ÚwÚ and x3 hawd to cwimb, -xDD And x3 the :33 pwace UwU death, ^-^ considewing who xDD thou awt, -;;w;; If xDD any of x3 my >_< kinsmen find uWu thee hewe. -Rom. With love's >w< wight x3 wings uWu did UwU I o'erperch these wawws; -For >_< stony :3 wimits ;;w;; cannyot howd wuv ^.^ out, -xDD And >_> what wuv ^.^ can UwU do, :3 that x3 dawes wuv attempt. -Therefore >w< thy >_< kinsmen OwO awe nyo wet to x3 me. -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they UwU do >_> see ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; they xDD wiww muwthew thee. -Rom. xDD Awack, there wies ^.^ mowe peril uWu in ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye -Than ÚwÚ twenty of uWu theiw swowds! Wook xDD thou >_> but sweet, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am xDD pwoof OwO against uWu theiw >w< enmity. -^w^ Juw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the wowwd ;;w;; they saw uWu thee hewe. -Rom. UwU I uWu have night's uWu cwoak to hide ;;w;; me from uWu theiw sight; -xDD And >_> but xDD thou wuv uWu me, wet them find ;;w;; me hewe. -OwO My >w< wife :3 wewe xDD bettew >_< ended ^.^ by uWu theiw ^-^ hate -Than :33 death UwU pwowogued, ^-^ wanting of >w< thy love. -^w^ Juw. ^-^ By x3 whose ÚwÚ diwection >w< found'st xDD thou x3 out ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? -Rom. ^-^ By xDD wuv, :3 that xDD fiwst uWu did prompt ;;w;; me to enquire. ->w< He OwO went ;;w;; me counsew, ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO went ^.^ him :3 eyes. -UwU I ^w^ am nyo uWu piwot; ^w^ yet, OwO wewt xDD thou >_< as uWu faw -;;w;; As :3 that >_> vast >w< showe >w< wash'd with x3 the ^-^ fawthest :33 sea, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd adventuwe fow xDD such merchandise. -^w^ Juw. ^.^ Thou knowest x3 the OwO mask of >w< nyight >_> is on x3 my face; -^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd :3 a >_< maiden bwush ^.^ bepaint x3 my >_< cheek -For :3 that which xDD thou x3 hast heard ;;w;; me speak to-night. -Fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I dwell on fowm- ;;w;; fain, >_> fain UwU deny ->_> What UwU I uWu have spoke; >_> but >_< faweweww compliment! -uWu Dost xDD thou wuv uWu me, UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wiwt >_> say ^.^ 'Ay'; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO take >w< thy OwO wowd. Yet, >_> if xDD thou :3 sweaw'st, -^.^ Thou uWu mayst ^-^ pwuv >w< fawse. At wuvws' OwO pewjuwies, -^-^ They >_> say Juv uWu waughs. x3 O ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Womeo, -;;w;; If xDD thou dost xDD wuv, pwonyounce >w< it faithfully. -:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou >_> thinkest UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too quickly >_> won, -I'll fwown, ÚwÚ and be pewvewse, ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu thee x3 nyay, -^w^ So xDD thou wiwt woo; >_> but else, nyot fow x3 the wowwd. -^w^ In truth, >w< faiw >_< Montague, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too fond, -xDD And >_< thewefowe xDD thou uWu mayst think x3 my :33 haviouw >_> wight; -OwO But :33 twust uWu me, gentweman, I'll ^-^ pwuv ^.^ mowe true -Than UwU those :3 that uWu have ^.^ mowe x3 cunnying to be x3 stwange. -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe >_> stwange, UwU I ^w^ must >_> confess, -OwO But :3 that xDD thou ^-^ uvwheawd'st, ere UwU I UwU was wawe, -OwO My :3 twue-wuv ^w^ passion. Therefore UwU pawdon uWu me, -xDD And nyot ÚwÚ impute ÚwÚ this yiewding to >w< wight xDD wuv, ->_< Which x3 the dark >w< nyight hath UwU so discovered. -Rom. Lady, ^.^ by yonder blessed ;;w;; moon UwU I x3 sweaw, -:33 That ^w^ tips with :33 siwvew aww these ;;w;; fwuit-twee tops- -^w^ Juw. >_< O, >_< sweaw nyot ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; moon, x3 th' inconstant ;;w;; moon, -:33 That >w< monthwy :33 changes uWu in her circled orb, -Lest :3 that >w< thy wuv ^-^ pwuv >_< wikewise OwO vawiabwe. -Rom. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I >_< sweaw by? -^w^ Juw. Do nyot >_< sweaw uWu at aww; -:33 Ow >_> if xDD thou wiwt, >_< sweaw ^.^ by >w< thy >_> gwacious ;;w;; sewf, ->_< Which >_> is x3 the god of x3 my idolatry, -xDD And I'll ^-^ bewieve thee. -Rom. ;;w;; If x3 my heart's uWu deaw ;;w;; wuv- -^w^ Juw. xDD Weww, UwU do nyot OwO sweaw. Awthough UwU I joy uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -UwU I uWu have nyo joy of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ contwact to-night. -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ wash, ^w^ too OwO unyadvis'd, ^w^ too sudden; -Too ^.^ wike x3 the lightning, which xDD doth xDD cease to be -Ere one ^.^ can >_> say 'It lightens.' OwO Sweet, ÚwÚ good night! -This >w< bud of xDD wuv, ^.^ by :33 summew's uWu wipenying :33 bweath, -^-^ May ^-^ pwuv :3 a beauteous xDD fwow'w when :3 nyext ^.^ we ^.^ meet. -^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good night! ;;w;; As x3 sweet wepose ÚwÚ and xDD west -:3 Come to >w< thy >_< heawt >_< as :3 that within x3 my >w< bweast! -Rom. >_< O, wiwt xDD thou OwO weave ;;w;; me UwU so unsatisfied? -^w^ Juw. >_> What >_< satisfaction ;;w;; canst xDD thou uWu have :3 to-nyight? -Rom. xDD Th' :3 exchange of >w< thy love's faithfuw vow fow ^w^ minye. -^w^ Juw. UwU I uWu gave uWu thee >_< minye >w< befowe xDD thou :33 didst request uWu it; -xDD And yet UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe to UwU give ;;w;; again. -Rom. ^.^ Wouwd'st xDD thou >_< withdwaw :33 it? For >_> what xDD puwpose, love? -^w^ Juw. OwO But to be xDD fwank ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it uWu thee ;;w;; again. -xDD And yet UwU I ÚwÚ wish >_> but fow x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I :3 have. -OwO My >_> bounty >_> is >_< as boundwess >_< as x3 the :33 sea, -OwO My wuv >_< as >_> deep; x3 the ^.^ mowe UwU I UwU give to ÚwÚ thee, -uWu The ^.^ mowe UwU I have, fow both OwO awe :33 infinyite. -UwU I hear x3 some noise x3 within. >_< Deaw xDD wuv, ^w^ adieu! -;;w;; [Nyuwse] ;;w;; cawws x3 within. -;;w;; Anyon, ÚwÚ good >_< nyuwse! ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Montague, be true. -OwO Stay >_> but :3 a UwU wittwe, UwU I xDD wiww come ;;w;; again. ^-^ [Exit.] -Rom. x3 O ;;w;; bwessed, blessed night! UwU I ^w^ am xDD afeawd, -uWu Being uWu in night, aww ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> but :3 a x3 dweam, -Too ^w^ fwattewing-sweet to be ;;w;; substantiaw. - -Entew Juwiet abuv. - -^w^ Juw. Thwee wowds, uWu deaw ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good >w< nyight indeed. -;;w;; If :3 that >w< thy UwU bent of wuv be >_> honyouwabwe, -x3 Thy OwO puwpose ^.^ mawwiage, >_> send ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd ^.^ to-mowwow, -^-^ By one :3 that I'll ;;w;; pwocuwe to come to ÚwÚ thee, -Whewe ÚwÚ and >_> what time xDD thou wiwt x3 pewfowm x3 the wite; -xDD And aww x3 my fowtunyes uWu at >w< thy :33 foot I'll uWu way -xDD And ;;w;; fowwow uWu thee x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ thwoughout x3 the wowwd. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 (within) Madam! -^w^ Juw. UwU I come, >_> anyon.- OwO But >_> if xDD thou meanyest nyot weww, -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech ;;w;; thee- -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 (within) Madam! -^w^ Juw. UwU By-and-by UwU I >_< come.- -;;w;; To xDD cease >w< thy >_> suit ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me to x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. ->_< To-mowwow xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ send. -Rom. ^w^ So x3 thwive x3 my ;;w;; souw- -^w^ Juw. ^-^ A thousand times ÚwÚ good night! ÚwÚ Exit. -Rom. ^-^ A thousand times x3 the ^-^ wowse, to ^.^ want >w< thy wight! -Wuv xDD goes toward wuv >_< as >w< schoowboys from uWu theiw books; -OwO But wuv from xDD wuv, uWu towawds OwO schoow with x3 heavy OwO wooks. - -Entew Juwiet OwO again, >w< [abuv]. - -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Hist! ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ hist! x3 O fow :3 a falconer's uWu voice -;;w;; To lure ÚwÚ this uWu tassew-gentwe back x3 again! -Bondage >_> is :33 hoawse ÚwÚ and OwO may nyot speak awoud; -^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU I teaw x3 the cave :3 whewe ^.^ Echo lies, -xDD And >_< make her airy >_> tongue ^.^ mowe :33 hoawse than >_< minye -With repetition of x3 my Romeo's nyame. -ÚwÚ Womeo! -Rom. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my :3 souw :3 that ;;w;; cawws ;;w;; upon x3 my nyame. -How ÚwÚ siwvew-sweet >_> sound wuvws' tongues ^.^ by night, -Wike x3 softest uWu music to :33 attending ÚwÚ eaws! -^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Womeo! -Rom. OwO My ^w^ deaw? -^w^ Juw. At >_> what UwU o'cwock to-mowwow -Shall UwU I >_> send to thee? -Rom. ^-^ By x3 the >_> houw of nine. -^w^ Juw. UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< faiw. 'Tis ÚwÚ twenty years >w< tiww UwU then. -UwU I uWu have fowgot >w< why UwU I uWu did caww uWu thee back. -Rom. Let ;;w;; me stand OwO hewe >w< tiww xDD thou remember :3 it. -^w^ Juw. UwU I UwU shaww >w< fowget, to uWu have uWu thee still stand thewe, -^.^ Wememb'wing >w< how UwU I wuv >w< thy UwU company. -Rom. xDD And I'll still ;;w;; stay, to uWu have uWu thee still >w< fowget, -Fowgetting xDD any othew ^.^ home >_> but UwU this. -^w^ Juw. 'Tis almost xDD mownying. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu thee ;;w;; gonye- -xDD And yet nyo ^-^ fawthew than :3 a wanton's bird, -:33 That wets >w< it hop :3 a xDD wittwe from her uWu hand, -Wike :3 a poor ÚwÚ pwisonyew uWu in :33 his OwO twisted xDD gyves, -xDD And with :3 a OwO siwk :3 thwead OwO pwucks >w< it back OwO again, -^w^ So loving-jealous of :33 his OwO wibewty. -Rom. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >w< thy xDD biwd. -^w^ Juw. OwO Sweet, UwU so ^.^ wouwd ^.^ I. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I >_> shouwd OwO kiww uWu thee with much chewishing. -^-^ Good night, ÚwÚ good night! Parting >_> is xDD such x3 sweet >_> sowwow, -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww >_> say ÚwÚ good >w< nyight >w< tiww >w< it be :3 mowwow. -^-^ [Exit.] -Rom. OwO Sweep dwell ;;w;; upon ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, uWu peace uWu in >w< thy >w< bweast! -Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :33 sweep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peace, UwU so x3 sweet to west! -OwO Hence xDD wiww UwU I to x3 my ghostly father's cell, -ÚwÚ His OwO hewp to ^w^ cwave ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ hap to tell. -uWu Exit - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw, ^w^ [Wauwence] ^-^ awonye, with :3 a >_> basket. - -Fwiaw. uWu The >w< gwey-ey'd ;;w;; mown ^-^ smiwes on x3 the >_> fwownying night, -^-^ Check'wing x3 the Eastewn :33 cwouds with >_< stweaks of >_> wight; -xDD And ^.^ fwecked >w< dawknyess ^.^ wike :3 a drunkard reels -Fwom fowth day's path ÚwÚ and Titan's fiery OwO wheews. -Nyon, ere x3 the sun advance :33 his ^.^ buwnying ^w^ eye -uWu The day to cheer ÚwÚ and night's dank :33 dew to ^.^ dwy, -UwU I ^w^ must :33 up-fiww ÚwÚ this xDD osiew cage of ouws -With xDD bawefuw UwU weeds ÚwÚ and precious-juiced fwowews. -uWu The ^.^ eawth ^w^ that's ;;w;; nyatuwe's mothew >_> is her ;;w;; tomb. ->_> What >_> is her burying :3 gave, :3 that >_> is her womb; -xDD And from her womb x3 chiwdwen of divers uWu kind -We x3 sucking on her natural ^w^ bosom find; -xDD Many fow UwU many uWu viwtues ÚwÚ excewwent, -^-^ Nyonye >_> but fow some, ÚwÚ and yet aww >w< diffewent. ->_< O, mickwe >_> is x3 the powerful xDD gwace :3 that wies -^w^ In plants, herbs, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw true x3 quawities; -For xDD nyaught UwU so ^-^ viwe :3 that on x3 the ^.^ eawth xDD doth ^w^ wive -OwO But to x3 the ^.^ eawth x3 some >_> speciaw ÚwÚ good xDD doth ^w^ give; -x3 Nyow ^.^ aught UwU so ÚwÚ good but, ÚwÚ stwain'd from :3 that >w< faiw ^.^ use, -Revolts from true birth, x3 stumbwing on ^-^ abuse. -x3 Viwtue itsewf tuwns xDD vice, ^.^ being >_< misappwied, -xDD And :33 vice uWu sometime's ^.^ by uWu action ^-^ dignyified. -OwO Within x3 the xDD infant wind of ÚwÚ this UwU smaww fwowew -uWu Poison hath wesidence, ÚwÚ and medicinye power; -For uWu this, ^.^ being x3 smewt, with :3 that ÚwÚ pawt cheers >_< each ^w^ pawt; -uWu Being ÚwÚ tasted, slays aww :33 senses with x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -Two xDD such >_< opposed >w< kings encamp them still -^w^ In x3 man >_< as weww >_< as ÚwÚ hewbs- xDD gwace ÚwÚ and wude :33 wiww; -xDD And :3 whewe x3 the >_> wowsew >_> is ^.^ pwedominyant, -Full >w< soon x3 the ;;w;; cankew :33 death ^w^ eats x3 up :3 that pwant. - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -Rom. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 fathew. -Fwiaw. Benedicite! ->_> What early >_> tongue UwU so x3 sweet >_< sawuteth me? -Young x3 son, >w< it ÚwÚ awgues :3 a OwO distempewed >_> head -^w^ So >w< soon to bid ÚwÚ good mowwow to >w< thy :3 bed. -Cawe keeps :33 his ;;w;; watch uWu in every ;;w;; owd :33 man's >_< eye, -xDD And :3 whewe :3 cawe ^.^ wodges :33 sweep xDD wiww >_< nyevew wie; -OwO But :3 whewe unbruised :33 youth with OwO unstuff'd :3 bwain -^-^ Doth UwU couch :33 his limbs, there golden :33 sweep xDD doth reign. -Therefore >w< thy eawwinyess xDD doth ;;w;; me :33 assuwe -^.^ Thou awt upwous'd with x3 some distemp'watuwe; -:33 Ow >_> if nyot >_> so, xDD then OwO hewe UwU I ;;w;; hit >w< it OwO wight- -Our >_< Womeo hath nyot :33 been uWu in x3 bed to-night. -Rom. :33 That >w< wast >_> is true-the ^w^ sweetew xDD west UwU was ^w^ minye. -Fwiaw. ^w^ God UwU pawdon ^w^ sin! UwU Wast xDD thou with ÚwÚ Wosawinye? -Rom. With x3 Wosawinye, x3 my ghostly father? No. -UwU I uWu have fowgot :3 that :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and :3 that name's woe. -Fwiaw. >w< That's x3 my ÚwÚ good ^w^ son! OwO But :3 whewe x3 hast xDD thou :33 been ^w^ then? -Rom. I'll tell uWu thee ere xDD thou ^w^ ask >w< it ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. -UwU I uWu have :33 been x3 feasting with >_< minye enyemy, -Whewe on :3 a ^.^ sudden one hath wounded ;;w;; me ->w< That's ^.^ by ;;w;; me wounded. UwU Both UwU ouw remedies -OwO Within >w< thy OwO hewp ÚwÚ and >w< howy ;;w;; physic uWu wies. -UwU I UwU beaw nyo >_< hatwed, blessed ^w^ man, for, ^.^ wo, -OwO My >_< intewcession >_< wikewise ^-^ steads x3 my foe. -Fwiaw. ^w^ Be pwain, ÚwÚ good x3 son, ÚwÚ and homewy uWu in >w< thy dwift -:33 Widdwing >_> confession ÚwÚ finds >_> but riddling shwift. -Rom. UwU Then x3 pwainwy ^.^ knyow x3 my heart's uWu deaw wuv >_> is uWu set -On x3 the >w< faiw daughter of rich ^.^ Capuwet; -;;w;; As >_< minye on ÚwÚ hews, UwU so hews >_> is uWu set on >_> minye, -xDD And aww OwO combin'd, :3 save >_> what xDD thou ^w^ must UwU combinye -^-^ By >w< howy marriage. UwU When, ÚwÚ and where, ÚwÚ and >w< how -We :3 met, ^.^ we ^w^ woo'd, ÚwÚ and UwU made :3 exchange of ^w^ vow, -I'll tell uWu thee >_< as ^.^ we UwU pass; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU I pray, -:33 That xDD thou >_< consent to marry >_> us ^w^ to-day. -Fwiaw. Holy Saint >_> Fwancis! >_> What :3 a change >_> is here! -Is x3 Wosawinye, :3 that xDD thou :33 didst wuv UwU so deaw, -^w^ So >w< soon fowsaken? Young men's wuv xDD then wies -ÚwÚ Nyot :33 twuwy uWu in uWu theiw hearts, >_> but uWu in uWu theiw :3 eyes. ->_< Jesu Maria! >_> What :3 a deal of ^-^ bwinye ->_< Hath >w< wash'd >w< thy ^-^ sawwow >_> cheeks fow Wosawinye! -How much ^-^ sawt UwU watew :33 thwown OwO away uWu in >_< waste, -;;w;; To >_< season xDD wuv, :3 that of >w< it xDD doth nyot xDD taste! -uWu The sun nyot yet >w< thy :3 sighs from heaven clears, -x3 Thy ;;w;; owd groans OwO wing yet uWu in >_< minye UwU ancient ears. -Lo, OwO hewe ;;w;; upon >w< thy >_< cheek x3 the stain xDD doth sit -Of >w< an ;;w;; owd teaw :3 that >_> is nyot >w< wash'd x3 off >_> yet. -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou >w< wast ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and these :3 woes xDD thinye, -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and these :3 woes :3 wewe aww fow :3 Wosawinye. -xDD And awt xDD thou ÚwÚ chang'd? :33 Pwonyounce ÚwÚ this :33 sentence >_< then: -UwU Women OwO may faww when there's nyo ÚwÚ stwength uWu in ^.^ men. -Rom. ^.^ Thou OwO chid'st ;;w;; me ;;w;; oft fow >w< woving :3 Wosawinye. -Fwiaw. For doting, nyot fow >w< woving, ^w^ pupiw ^w^ minye. -Rom. xDD And :3 bad'st ;;w;; me ^.^ buwy love. -Fwiaw. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in :3 a :3 gwave -;;w;; To uWu way one x3 in, anyothew x3 out to :3 have. -Rom. UwU I pray uWu thee UwU chide not. :33 She ÚwÚ whom UwU I wuv nyow -^-^ Doth xDD gwace fow xDD gwace ÚwÚ and wuv fow wuv ÚwÚ awwow. -uWu The othew uWu did nyot :3 so. -Fwiaw. >_< O, ^.^ she UwU knyew weww -x3 Thy wuv uWu did ^w^ wead ^.^ by rote, :3 that couwd nyot ^.^ speww. -OwO But come, xDD young waverer, come OwO go with x3 me. -^w^ In one wespect I'll >w< thy ;;w;; assistant be; -For ÚwÚ this alliance OwO may UwU so ^w^ happy ^-^ pwuv -;;w;; To turn x3 youw ^-^ househowds' rancour to puwe love. -Rom. >_< O, wet >_> us UwU hence! UwU I stand on ^.^ sudden ^.^ haste. -Fwiaw. :3 Wisewy, ÚwÚ and slow. ^-^ They stumble :3 that >w< wun uWu fast. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and >_< Mewcutio. - -Mew. Whewe x3 the ^.^ deviw >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this >_< Womeo :3 be? ->_< Came ^.^ he nyot ^.^ home :3 to-nyight? -^-^ Ben. ÚwÚ Nyot to :33 his fathew's. UwU I ^-^ spoke with :33 his man. -Mew. Why, :3 that same pawe uWu hawd-heawted >_> wench, :3 that x3 Wosawinye, ->w< Towments ^.^ him UwU so :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< suwe >w< wun >_> mad. -^-^ Ben. uWu Tybawt, x3 the kinsman to ;;w;; owd >_< Capuwet, ->_< Hath sent :3 a >_> wettew to :33 his father's ÚwÚ house. -Mew. ^-^ A ^.^ chawwenge, on x3 my life. -^-^ Ben. >_< Womeo xDD wiww answew :3 it. -Mew. x3 Any x3 man :3 that ^.^ can >w< wwite OwO may answew :3 a >_> wettew. -^-^ Ben. Nyay, ^.^ he xDD wiww answew x3 the OwO wettew's ^.^ mastew, >w< how ^.^ he x3 dawes, ^.^ being -;;w;; dawed. -Mew. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; Womeo, ^.^ he >_> is xDD awweady ÚwÚ dead! stabb'd with :3 a ^-^ white -:33 wench's black >_< eye; UwU shot ^w^ thwough x3 the ear with :3 a wuv ^.^ song; x3 the -xDD vewy uWu pin of :33 his >_< heawt uWu cweft with x3 the ^w^ bwind :33 bow-boy's :33 butt-shaft; -ÚwÚ and >_> is ^.^ he :3 a x3 man to x3 encountew ^.^ Tybawt? -^-^ Ben. Why, >_> what >_> is ^.^ Tybawt? -Mew. uWu Mowe than Prince of ^-^ Cats, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. >_< O, uWu he's x3 the -xDD couwageous UwU captain of >_> compwiments. >w< He >_< fights >_< as xDD you ^.^ sing -UwU pwicksong-keeps time, ÚwÚ distance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopowtion; UwU wests ;;w;; me :33 his -minyim ^-^ west, one, >_> two, ÚwÚ and x3 the thiwd uWu in x3 youw uWu bosom! x3 the xDD vewy -;;w;; butchew of :3 a OwO siwk uWu button, :3 a duellist, :3 a duewwist! :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of -x3 the xDD vewy xDD fiwst house, of x3 the xDD fiwst ÚwÚ and second OwO cause. xDD Ah, x3 the -:3 immowtaw :33 passado! x3 the >w< punto wevewse! x3 the hay. -^-^ Ben. uWu The UwU what? -Mew. uWu The uWu pox of xDD such ;;w;; antic, lisping, ^.^ affecting fantasticoes- these -x3 nyew ^-^ tunyews of ^.^ accent! >_< 'By Jesu, :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :33 bwade! :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; taww -;;w;; man! :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :3 whowe!' Why, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a lamentable ÚwÚ thing, -gwandsiw, :3 that ^.^ we >_> shouwd be OwO thus afflicted with these ;;w;; stwange -flies, these ^-^ fashion-mongews, these pawdonya-mi's, who stand UwU so -much on x3 the x3 nyew >_< fowm :3 that ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot sit uWu at ^w^ ease on x3 the ;;w;; owd -UwU bench? >_< O, uWu theiw xDD bonyes, uWu theiw ^.^ bonyes! - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -^-^ Ben. :3 Hewe x3 comes ÚwÚ Womeo! OwO hewe x3 comes ÚwÚ Womeo! -Mew. Without :33 his woe, ^.^ wike :3 a dwied xDD hewwing. x3 O OwO fwesh, OwO fwesh, >w< how awt -xDD thou :33 fishified! Now >_> is ^.^ he fow x3 the xDD nyumbews :3 that Petrarch fwowed -^.^ in. Laura, to :33 his UwU wady, UwU was >_> but :3 a ^-^ kitchen OwO wench uWu (mawwy, ^.^ she xDD had :3 a -xDD bettew wuv to ^-^ bewhyme her), ^w^ Dido :3 a x3 dowdy, Cleopatra :3 a gypsy, -:33 Hewen ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hewo >_< hiwdings ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawwots, This be :3 a ^w^ gway ^w^ eye ow >_> so, ->_> but nyot to x3 the puwpose. :33 Signyiow ;;w;; Womeo, OwO bon ÚwÚ jouw! >_> Thewe's :3 a OwO Fwench -salutation to x3 youw OwO Fwench ÚwÚ swop. >_> You uWu gave >_> us x3 the OwO countewfeit -^.^ faiwwy >w< wast OwO nyight. -Rom. ^-^ Good mowwow to xDD you xDD both. >_> What OwO countewfeit uWu did UwU I UwU give you? -Mew. uWu The xDD swip, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU swip. UwU Can xDD you nyot conceive? -Rom. Pawdon, ÚwÚ good >_< Mewcutio. OwO My business UwU was ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such :3 a -case >_< as >_< minye :3 a x3 man OwO may ;;w;; stwain uWu couwtesy. -Mew. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to say, xDD such :3 a case >_< as >_> youws constrains :3 a -x3 man to bow uWu in x3 the hams. -Rom. Meaning, to cuwsy. -Mew. ^.^ Thou x3 hast UwU most ^-^ kindwy ;;w;; hit :3 it. -Rom. ^-^ A UwU most ^-^ couwteous ^-^ exposition. -Mew. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD vewy ^-^ pink of uWu couwtesy. -Rom. x3 Pink fow >_< fwowew. -Mew. :33 Wight. -Rom. Why, xDD then >_> is x3 my pump ^-^ weww-fwowew'd. -Mew. Weww ^-^ said! Follow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this xDD jest nyow >w< tiww xDD thou x3 hast wown x3 out >w< thy -xDD pump, :3 that, when x3 the :3 singwe sole of >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ wown, x3 the xDD jest OwO may ->_< wemain, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the :33 weawing, solely ÚwÚ singuwaw. -Rom. x3 O :3 singwe-sowd ^.^ jest, solely singular fow x3 the singleness! -Mew. :3 Come ^-^ between us, ÚwÚ good :33 Benvowio! OwO My :33 wits ^.^ faint. -Rom. OwO Swits ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws, :33 swits ÚwÚ and UwU spuws! ow I'll cwy :3 a match. -Mew. Nyay, >_> if UwU ouw :33 wits >w< wun x3 the >w< wiwd-goose uWu chase, UwU I ^w^ am donye; fow xDD thou -x3 hast ^.^ mowe of x3 the >w< wiwd x3 goose uWu in one of >w< thy :33 wits than, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, UwU I -uWu have uWu in x3 my whole five. Was UwU I with xDD you there fow x3 the xDD goose? -Rom. ^.^ Thou >w< wast >_< nyevew with ;;w;; me fow ;;w;; anything when xDD thou >w< wast nyot there -fow x3 the >_< goose. -Mew. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bite uWu thee ^.^ by x3 the ear fow :3 that ;;w;; jest. -Rom. Nyay, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ goose, ^-^ bite ^w^ nyot! -Mew. x3 Thy wit >_> is :3 a xDD vewy UwU bittew sweeting; >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU most ^-^ shawp >_> sauce. -Rom. xDD And >_> is >w< it >_> nyot, >w< then, weww sewv'd uWu in to :3 a x3 sweet xDD goose? -Mew. >_< O, hewe's :3 a wit of ÚwÚ chevewiw, :3 that stwetches from >w< an ÚwÚ inch -nyawwow to >w< an OwO eww broad! -Rom. UwU I stretch >w< it x3 out fow :3 that ;;w;; wowd 'broad,' ^w^ which, >_< added to x3 the -ÚwÚ goose, ;;w;; pwuvs uWu thee uWu faw ÚwÚ and uWu wide :3 a >_< bwoad >_< goose. -Mew. Why, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this xDD bettew nyow than ;;w;; gwoanying fow love? Now awt -xDD thou xDD sociabwe, nyow awt xDD thou Romeo; nyow awt xDD thou >_> what xDD thou awt, ^.^ by -awt >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. For ÚwÚ this drivelling wuv >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a -great natural :3 that wuns wowwing x3 up ÚwÚ and down to hide :33 his xDD baubwe uWu in -:3 a hole. -^-^ Ben. uWu Stop thewe, ÚwÚ stop thewe! -Mew. ^.^ Thou uWu desiwest ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ stop uWu in x3 my xDD tawe OwO against x3 the >w< haiw. -^-^ Ben. ^.^ Thou wouldst >_> ewse uWu have UwU made >w< thy xDD tawe >_> wawge. -Mew. >_< O, xDD thou awt deceiv'd! UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU made >w< it :33 showt; fow UwU I UwU was -come to x3 the whole UwU depth of x3 my :33 tawe, ÚwÚ and meant ÚwÚ indeed to ^.^ occupy -x3 the :33 awgument nyo wongew. -Rom. >_> Hewe's xDD goodwy gear! - -Entew ^w^ Nyuwse ÚwÚ and her ^-^ Man ^-^ [Petew]. - -Mew. ^-^ A sail, :3 a OwO saiw! -^-^ Ben. xDD Two, OwO two! :3 a shirt ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ smock. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Peter! -;;w;; Petew. UwU Anyon. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO My ;;w;; fan, ;;w;; Petew. -Mew. ^-^ Good Petew, to hide her face; fow her fan's x3 the fairer OwO face of -x3 the UwU two. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ God OwO ye ÚwÚ good morrow, >_< gentwemen. -Mew. ^w^ God OwO ye ÚwÚ good-den, >w< faiw gentlewoman. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Is >w< it OwO good-den? -Mew. 'Tis nyo UwU wess, UwU I tell ye; fow x3 the ^w^ bawdy uWu hand of x3 the OwO diaw >_> is nyow -;;w;; upon x3 the uWu pwick of xDD nyoon. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU Out ;;w;; upon you! >_> What :3 a x3 man OwO awe you! -Rom. One, gentwewoman, :3 that ^w^ God hath UwU made fow >_< himsewf to x3 maw. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ By x3 my troth, >w< it >_> is weww UwU said. ^w^ 'Fow >_< himsewf to UwU maw,' quoth ->_< 'a? ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ^.^ can xDD any of xDD you tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe UwU I OwO may find x3 the xDD young -^.^ Womeo? -Rom. UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu you; >_> but xDD young >_< Womeo xDD wiww be ^.^ owdew when xDD you uWu have ->_> found ^.^ him than ^.^ he UwU was when xDD you >_< sought ^.^ him. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD youngest of -:3 that :33 nyame, fow ;;w;; fauwt of :3 a x3 wowse. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> You >_> say well. -Mew. Yea, >_> is x3 the worst ^.^ weww? Very weww took, :33 i' >_< faith! wisely, -wisely. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ;;w;; If xDD you be xDD he, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ desiwe x3 some :3 confidence with OwO you. -^-^ Ben. :33 She xDD wiww :3 endite ^.^ him to x3 some x3 suppew. -Mew. ^-^ A ^w^ bawd, :3 a ^w^ bawd, :3 a >w< bawd! ^w^ So ho! -Rom. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou >w< found? -Mew. No :33 hawe, siw; ^w^ unwess :3 a :33 hawe, ^w^ siw, uWu in :3 a ^.^ wenten ^-^ pie, :3 that >_> is -^-^ something ÚwÚ stawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hoaw ere >w< it be xDD spent ->w< He >w< wawks ^.^ by them ÚwÚ and UwU sings. - -^-^ An ;;w;; owd UwU hawe hoar, -xDD And >w< an ;;w;; owd UwU hawe hoar, -Is xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :3 meat uWu in ÚwÚ Went; -OwO But :3 a UwU hawe :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ hoaw -Is ^w^ too much fow :3 a ÚwÚ scowe -x3 When >w< it hoars ere >w< it be :33 spent. - -;;w;; Womeo, xDD wiww xDD you come to x3 youw ^w^ fathew's? ^-^ We'ww to dinner xDD thithew. -Rom. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -Mew. UwU Faweweww, UwU ancient >_> wady. UwU Faweweww, -[sings] UwU wady, UwU wady, >_> wady. -Exeunt Mewcutio, Benvowio. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, farewell! UwU I >_> Pway UwU you, UwU Siw, >_> what ^w^ saucy merchant UwU was -ÚwÚ this :3 that UwU was UwU so full of :33 his ÚwÚ wopewy? -Rom. ^-^ A gentweman, xDD nyuwse, :3 that loves to hear >_< himsewf tawk ÚwÚ and xDD wiww -speak ^.^ mowe uWu in :3 a minyute than ^.^ he xDD wiww stand to uWu in :3 a month. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ An xDD 'a speak ;;w;; anything OwO against uWu me, I'll OwO take ^.^ him ;;w;; down, >w< an xDD 'a -:3 wewe x3 wustiew than ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty xDD such ^-^ jacks; ÚwÚ and >_> if UwU I cannot, -I'll find UwU those :3 that >_< shaww. :3 Scuwvy uWu knyave! UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of :33 his -xDD fwiwt-giwws; UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyonye of :33 his ÚwÚ skains-mates. xDD And xDD thou ^w^ must stand -^.^ by :3 too, ÚwÚ and suffew every x3 knyave to use ;;w;; me uWu at :33 his pweasuwe! -;;w;; Petew. UwU I saw nyo x3 man use xDD you uWu at :33 his pleasure. ;;w;; If UwU I :33 had, x3 my :33 weapon ->_> shouwd quickly uWu have :33 been ^.^ out, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. UwU I dawe dwaw >_< as >w< soon ->_< as anyothew ^w^ man, >_> if UwU I >_> see ;;w;; occasion uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ good quarrel, ÚwÚ and x3 the law -on x3 my ^w^ side. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe :33 God, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ÚwÚ vexed :3 that every ÚwÚ pawt about ;;w;; me -quivews. :3 Scuwvy uWu knyave! >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 a wowd; x3 and, >_< as UwU I told UwU you, -x3 my xDD young uWu wady bid ;;w;; me ^.^ enquiwe xDD you OwO out. >_> What ^.^ she bid ;;w;; me say, UwU I xDD wiww ->_< keep to >_< mysewf; >_> but xDD fiwst wet ;;w;; me tell :3 ye, >_> if OwO ye >_> shouwd lead her -x3 into :3 a ;;w;; foow's UwU pawadise, >_< as ;;w;; they say, >w< it :3 wewe :3 a xDD vewy gwoss uWu kind of -behaviour, >_< as ;;w;; they say; fow x3 the :33 gentwewoman >_> is ^-^ young; ÚwÚ and -OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd deal :3 doubwe with hew, :33 twuwy >w< it :3 wewe >w< an -:33 iww ^.^ thing to be ;;w;; off'wed to xDD any gentwewoman, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy xDD weak UwU deawing. -Rom. Nyuwse, ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy uWu wady ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess. UwU I ^w^ pwotest >w< unto -;;w;; thee- -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ Good uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 faith UwU I xDD wiww tell her >_< as :33 much. Wowd, -:3 Wowd! ^.^ she xDD wiww be :3 a >w< joyfuw uWu woman. -Rom. >_> What wiwt xDD thou tell hew, x3 nyuwse? ^.^ Thou dost nyot mark x3 me. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I xDD wiww tell hew, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you UwU do protest, ^w^ which, >_< as UwU I OwO take -:33 it, >_> is :3 a gentwemanwike UwU offew. -Rom. x3 Bid her >w< devise -;;w;; Some means to come to shrift ÚwÚ this afternoon; -xDD And there ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu at uWu Fwiaw Laurence' cell -^w^ Be shriv'd ÚwÚ and mawwied. :3 Hewe >_> is fow >w< thy OwO pains. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Nyo, OwO twuwy, siw; nyot :3 a penny. -Rom. Go ÚwÚ to! UwU I >_> say xDD you >_< shaww. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. This ;;w;; aftewnyoon, UwU siw? xDD Weww, ^.^ she UwU shaww be :33 thewe. -Rom. xDD And ;;w;; stay, ÚwÚ good xDD nyuwse, x3 behind x3 the >_> abbey wall. -OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw x3 my x3 man UwU shaww be with uWu thee -xDD And ;;w;; bwing uWu thee cowds UwU made ^.^ wike :3 a :33 tackwed ^-^ staiw, ->_< Which to x3 the xDD high topgallant of x3 my joy -:3 Must be x3 my :33 convoy uWu in x3 the secret OwO nyight. -uWu Faweweww. ^w^ Be >_< twusty, ÚwÚ and I'll ^.^ quit >w< thy OwO pains. -uWu Faweweww. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy ^w^ mistwess. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Now ^w^ God uWu in heaven ;;w;; bwess uWu thee! ^.^ Hawk UwU you, sir. -Rom. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 my uWu deaw x3 nyuwse? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Is x3 youw x3 man ^w^ secwet? Did xDD you ^w^ nye'ew hear say, -Two OwO may >_< keep counsew, ^.^ putting one ÚwÚ away? -Rom. UwU I :33 wawwant uWu thee x3 my :33 man's >_< as true >_< as steew. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, x3 my mistwess >_> is x3 the ^w^ sweetest >_> wady. Wowd, :3 Wowd! -when uWu 'twas :3 a xDD wittwe ;;w;; pwating xDD thing- >_< O, there >_> is :3 a nyobweman uWu in -xDD town, one >_< Pawis, :3 that ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu way knyife ^.^ aboawd; >_> but uWu she, ÚwÚ good -x3 souw, xDD had >_< as wieve >_> see :3 a ;;w;; toad, :3 a xDD vewy ;;w;; toad, >_< as >_> see ^.^ him. UwU I ÚwÚ angew -her >_< sometimes, ÚwÚ and tell her :3 that Paris >_> is x3 the properer xDD man; >_> but -I'll :33 wawwant UwU you, when UwU I >_> say >_> so, ^.^ she :33 wooks >_< as pawe >_< as xDD any cwout -uWu in x3 the vewsaw wowwd. ^-^ Doth nyot >w< wosemawy ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo x3 begin both with -:3 a wettew? -Rom. Ay, ;;w;; nyuwse; >_> what of ^-^ that? UwU Both with >w< an ^-^ W. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Ah, mocker! ^w^ that's x3 the :3 dog's nyame. OwO W >_> is fow uWu the- No; UwU I ^.^ knyow ->w< it ÚwÚ begins with x3 some othew wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath x3 the pwettiest -xDD sententious of :33 it, of xDD you ÚwÚ and ^.^ wosemawy, :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ good -to hear :3 it. -Rom. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy >_> wady. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ay, :3 a thousand times. ;;w;; [Exit xDD Womeo.] Peter! -;;w;; Petew. UwU Anyon. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Petew, OwO take x3 my ;;w;; fan, ÚwÚ and OwO go x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and :33 apace. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene V. -UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew Juliet. - -^w^ Juw. uWu The >w< cwock >w< stwuck >w< nyinye when UwU I uWu did >_> send x3 the ;;w;; nyuwse; -^w^ In half >w< an >_> houw ^.^ she :33 'pwomis'd to wetuwn. -Pewchance ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot :3 meet ^.^ him. >w< That's nyot :3 so. ->_< O, ^.^ she >_> is lame! >w< Wuv's OwO hewawds >_> shouwd be thoughts, ->_< Which ;;w;; ten times fastew ^w^ gwide than x3 the sun's beams -xDD Dwiving back ^-^ shadows uvw low'ring hills. -Therefore UwU do >_< nyimbwe-pinyion'd doves dwaw Wuv, -xDD And >_< thewefowe hath x3 the ;;w;; wind-swift x3 Cupid xDD wings. -Now >_> is x3 the sun ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 highmost hill -Of ÚwÚ this day's jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and from >w< nyinye >w< tiww >_< twewve -Is >w< thwee ^-^ wong ^-^ houws; yet ^.^ she >_> is nyot x3 come. -xDD Had ^.^ she affections ÚwÚ and wawm youthfuw bwood, -:33 She ^.^ wouwd be >_< as UwU swift uWu in >_> motion >_< as :3 a >_> baww; -OwO My wowds ^.^ wouwd >w< bandy her to x3 my x3 sweet xDD wuv, -xDD And :33 his to uWu me, -OwO But ;;w;; owd >_< fowks, UwU many >_> feign >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe >w< dead- -x3 Unwiewdy, swow, x3 heavy ÚwÚ and pawe >_< as wead. - -Entew ^w^ Nyuwse [and Peter]. - -x3 O :33 God, ^.^ she comes! x3 O honey xDD nyuwse, >_> what nyews? -Hast xDD thou >w< met with him? >_< Send >w< thy x3 man xDD away. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Petew, xDD stay uWu at x3 the uWu gate. -;;w;; [Exit >_< Petew.] -^w^ Juw. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet nyuwse- x3 O Wowd, >w< why wook'st xDD thou sad? -;;w;; Though nyews be :3 sad, yet tell them UwU mewwiwy; -;;w;; If UwU good, xDD thou >_< shamest x3 the uWu music of x3 sweet nyews -^-^ By :3 pwaying >w< it to ;;w;; me with UwU so :3 souw :3 a ;;w;; face. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I ^w^ am uWu aweawy, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave OwO awhiwe. -OwO Fie, >w< how x3 my bones >_> ache! >_> What :3 a x3 jaunce uWu have UwU I :33 had! -^w^ Juw. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst x3 my xDD bonyes, ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< thy ;;w;; nyews. -Nyay, come, UwU I pray uWu thee >_< speak. OwO Good, ÚwÚ good xDD nyuwse, >_< speak. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Jesu, >_> what UwU haste! UwU Can xDD you nyot xDD stay awhiwe? -Do xDD you nyot >_> see :3 that UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of >_> bweath? -^w^ Juw. How awt xDD thou x3 out of UwU bweath when xDD thou x3 hast UwU bweath -;;w;; To >_> say to ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou awt x3 out of >_> bweath? -uWu The UwU excuse :3 that xDD thou dost >_< make uWu in ÚwÚ this deway -Is longer than x3 the xDD tawe xDD thou dost uWu excuse. -Is >w< thy nyews ÚwÚ good ow >_> bad? Answer to x3 that. -x3 Say ^-^ eithew, ÚwÚ and I'll xDD stay x3 the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. -Let ;;w;; me be satisfied, :3 is't ÚwÚ good ow >_> bad? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Weww, xDD you uWu have UwU made :3 a :33 simpwe choice; xDD you ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how to -choose :3 a man. ^.^ Womeo? :3 Nyo, nyot he. ;;w;; Though :33 his OwO face be xDD bettew than -xDD any ÚwÚ man's, yet :33 his >_< weg :3 excews aww ^-^ men's; ÚwÚ and fow :3 a uWu hand ÚwÚ and :3 a -xDD foot, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; body, ^w^ though ;;w;; they be nyot to be ^w^ tawk'd ;;w;; on, yet ;;w;; they -OwO awe x3 past compare. >w< He >_> is nyot x3 the fwowew of couwtesy, but, I'll -:33 wawwant :3 him, >_< as ^-^ gentwe >_< as :3 a >w< wamb. Go >w< thy >w< ways, ^.^ wench; serve >_< God. -What, uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ din'd uWu at ^w^ home? -^w^ Juw. :3 Nyo, >w< nyo. OwO But aww ÚwÚ this uWu did UwU I ^.^ knyow befowe. ->_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ he of UwU ouw x3 mawwiage? >_> What of ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Wowd, >w< how x3 my >_> head >w< aches! >_> What :3 a >_> head uWu have >_< I! -^.^ It ÚwÚ beats >_< as >w< it ^.^ wouwd faww uWu in ÚwÚ twenty x3 pieces. -OwO My back ^.^ o' t' othew >_< side,- UwU ah, x3 my back, x3 my >_> back! -Beshrew x3 youw >_< heawt fow UwU sending ;;w;; me about -;;w;; To catch x3 my :33 death with >_< jauncing x3 up ÚwÚ and ^-^ down! -^w^ Juw. xDD I' ^w^ faith, UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that xDD thou awt nyot well. -OwO Sweet, sweet, ÚwÚ Sweet xDD nyuwse, tell uWu me, >_> what ;;w;; says x3 my love? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Youw wuv says, ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a couwteous, -ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< handsome; x3 and, UwU I warrant, :3 a UwU viwtuous- Whewe >_> is -x3 youw mothew? -^w^ Juw. Whewe >_> is x3 my mothew? Why, ^.^ she >_> is x3 within. -Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ she :3 be? How oddly xDD thou xDD wepwiest! -uWu 'Youw wuv says, ^.^ wike >w< an xDD honyest gentweman, -^w^ "Whewe >_> is x3 youw mothew?"' -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O >_> God's xDD Wady dear! -^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so :33 hot? Marry come up, UwU I ^w^ twow. -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the >_> pouwtice fow x3 my uWu aching ;;w;; bonyes? -ÚwÚ Hencefowwawd UwU do x3 youw ^-^ messages OwO youwsewf. -^w^ Juw. >_> Hewe's xDD such :3 a coil! ^.^ Come, >_> what ;;w;; says ^.^ Womeo? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Have xDD you ^w^ got OwO weave to OwO go to shrift >w< to-day? -^w^ Juw. UwU I :3 have. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU Then hie xDD you >w< hence to uWu Fwiaw Laurence' cell; ->_> Thewe uWu stays :3 a :33 husband to >_< make xDD you :3 a x3 wife. -Now x3 comes x3 the >_< wanton :3 bwood x3 up uWu in x3 youw xDD cheeks: -x3 They'ww be uWu in x3 scawwet ^w^ stwaight uWu at xDD any ;;w;; nyews. -Hie xDD you to OwO chuwch; UwU I ^w^ must anyothew :3 way, -;;w;; To :3 fetch :3 a waddew, ^.^ by x3 the which x3 youw wuv -:3 Must x3 cwimb :3 a bird's nyest >w< soon when >w< it >_> is OwO dawk. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD dwudge, ÚwÚ and toiw uWu in x3 youw delight; -OwO But xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 the >_< buwthen >w< soon uWu at OwO nyight. -:33 Go; I'll to uWu dinnyew; hie xDD you to x3 the >w< ceww. -^w^ Juw. Hie to xDD high fortune! :3 Honyest xDD nyuwse, farewell. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene uWu VI. -uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and ^-^ Womeo. - -Fwiaw. ^w^ So ;;w;; smiwe x3 the heavens ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< howy ;;w;; act -:33 That aftew-houws with sorrow UwU chide >_> us ^w^ nyot! -Rom. >_> Amen, >_< amen! OwO But come >_> what sorrow ^-^ can, -^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot OwO countewvaiw x3 the :3 exchange of joy -:33 That one showt minyute ;;w;; gives ;;w;; me uWu in her :33 sight. -Do xDD thou >_> but ^-^ cwose UwU ouw ^.^ hands with >w< howy wowds, -UwU Then OwO wuv-devouwing :33 death UwU do >_> what ^.^ he dawe- -^.^ It >_> is enough UwU I OwO may >_> but caww her ^w^ minye. -Fwiaw. ;;w;; These :3 viowent dewights uWu have :3 viowent uWu ends -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw twiumph >_> die, ^.^ wike fire ÚwÚ and powdew, ->_< Which, >_< as ;;w;; they ÚwÚ kiss, uWu consume. uWu The ^w^ sweetest honey -Is woathsome uWu in :33 his UwU own dewiciousnyess -xDD And uWu in x3 the >_> taste ;;w;; confounds x3 the ÚwÚ appetite. -Therefore wuv modewatewy: ^-^ wong wuv xDD doth so; -Too UwU swift awwives >_< as ÚwÚ tawdy >_< as ^w^ too slow. - -Entew Juliet. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the >_> wady. >_< O, UwU so >w< wight :3 a :33 foot -Will ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ weaw x3 out x3 the everlasting flint. -^-^ A wuvw OwO may :3 bestwide x3 the gossamer -:33 That ;;w;; idwes uWu in x3 the >_< wanton ^-^ summew air, -xDD And yet nyot uWu faww; UwU so >w< wight >_> is ^-^ vanyity. -^w^ Juw. ^-^ Good even to x3 my ghostly ^-^ confessow. -Fwiaw. >_< Womeo UwU shaww >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ daughtew, fow >_> us xDD both. -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; As much to :3 him, >_> ewse >_> is :33 his thanks ^w^ too :33 much. -Rom. xDD Ah, Juwiet, >_> if x3 the UwU measuwe of >w< thy joy -^w^ Be ^w^ heap'd ^.^ wike >_> minye, ÚwÚ and :3 that >w< thy :3 skiww be ^.^ mowe -;;w;; To >_> bwazon :33 it, xDD then sweeten with >w< thy UwU bweath -This OwO nyeighbouw air, ÚwÚ and wet rich music's >_> tongue -Unfold x3 the xDD imagin'd happinyess :3 that both -Receive uWu in xDD eithew ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu deaw ÚwÚ encountew. -^w^ Juw. Conceit, ^.^ mowe rich uWu in ;;w;; mattew than uWu in wowds, -uWu Bwags of :33 his ÚwÚ substance, nyot of ornament. -^-^ They OwO awe >_> but x3 beggaws :3 that ^.^ can ;;w;; count uWu theiw wowth; -OwO But x3 my true wuv >_> is grown to xDD such ^.^ excess -;;w;; cannyot >w< sum x3 up >w< sum of half x3 my ;;w;; weawth. -Fwiaw. ^.^ Come, come with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make showt >_> wowk; -For, ^.^ by x3 youw OwO weaves, xDD you UwU shaww nyot xDD stay awonye -Tiww Holy ;;w;; Chuwch incorporate >w< two uWu in onye. -[Exeunt.] - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. Scene ^.^ I. -^-^ A public ;;w;; pwace. - -Entew Mewcutio, ÚwÚ Benvowio, ÚwÚ and :33 Men. - -^-^ Ben. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Mewcutio, >_> wet's x3 wetiwe. -uWu The day >_> is >_> hot, x3 the >w< Capuwets abroad. -xDD And >_> if ^.^ we ^w^ meet, ^.^ we UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; scape :3 a uWu bwaww, -For now, these :3 hot uWu days, >_> is x3 the ^-^ mad :3 bwood ;;w;; stiwwing. -Mew. ^.^ Thou awt ^.^ wike one of these ^w^ fewwows :3 that, when ^.^ he ;;w;; entews x3 the -confines of :3 a >_< tavewn, :3 cwaps ;;w;; me :33 his xDD swowd ;;w;; upon x3 the tabwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says ->w< 'God >_> send ;;w;; me nyo >_< nyeed of >_< thee!' ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the x3 opewation of x3 the second ->w< cup ÚwÚ dwaws ^.^ him on x3 the :33 dwawew, when ÚwÚ indeed there >_> is nyo ^w^ nyeed. -^-^ Ben. ^w^ Am UwU I ^.^ wike xDD such :3 a fewwow? -Mew. ^.^ Come, come, xDD thou awt >_< as :3 hot :3 a >_< jack uWu in >w< thy ^w^ mood >_< as xDD any uWu in ->w< Itawy; ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< soon ^-^ muvd to be ÚwÚ moody, ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< soon moody to be -:33 muvd. -^-^ Ben. xDD And >_> what to? -Mew. Nyay, >w< an there :3 wewe >w< two xDD such, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have >_< nyonye shortly, fow -one ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww x3 the :3 othew. xDD Thou! >w< why, xDD thou wiwt ^-^ quawwew with :3 a x3 man -:3 that hath :3 a >_< haiw ^.^ mowe ow :3 a >_< haiw less uWu in :33 his ^w^ beawd than xDD thou OwO hast. -^.^ Thou wiwt ^-^ quawwew with :3 a x3 man fow cwacking :3 nyuts, xDD having nyo othew -reason >_> but uWu because xDD thou x3 hast :3 hazew :3 eyes. >_> What ^w^ eye >_> but xDD such >w< an ^w^ eye -^.^ wouwd ^w^ spy x3 out xDD such :3 a OwO quawwew? x3 Thy >_> head >_> is >_< as full of quarrels >_< as ->w< an >_> egg >_> is full of :3 meat; ÚwÚ and yet >w< thy >_> head hath :33 been beaten >_< as -;;w;; addwe >_< as >w< an >_> egg fow quawwewwing. ^.^ Thou x3 hast quawweww'd with :3 a x3 man -fow coughing uWu in x3 the stweet, uWu because ^.^ he hath wakened >w< thy dog :3 that -hath xDD wain ;;w;; asweep uWu in x3 the OwO sun. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot faww x3 out with :3 a -^w^ taiwow fow UwU weawing :33 his x3 nyew ^w^ doubwet >w< befowe ÚwÚ Eastew, with anyothew -fow tying :33 his x3 nyew xDD shoes with >w< an ;;w;; owd wiband? xDD And yet xDD thou wiwt -;;w;; tutow ;;w;; me from xDD quawwewwing! -^-^ Ben. ^-^ An UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ^-^ apt to ^-^ quawwew >_< as xDD thou awt, xDD any x3 man >_> shouwd UwU buy -x3 the ^.^ fee :33 simpwe of x3 my >w< wife fow >w< an >_> houw ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 quawtew. -Mew. uWu The ^.^ fee ;;w;; simpwe? x3 O simple! - -Entew Tybawt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. - -^-^ Ben. ^-^ By x3 my head, OwO hewe come x3 the UwU Capuwets. -Mew. ^-^ By x3 my ;;w;; heew, UwU I :3 cawe not. -Tyb. Follow ;;w;; me cwose, fow UwU I xDD wiww speak to OwO them. -ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ÚwÚ good >_> den. ^-^ A ;;w;; wowd with one of OwO you. -Mew. xDD And >_> but one ;;w;; wowd with one of us? -UwU Coupwe >w< it with something; >_< make >w< it :3 a ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> bwow. -Tyb. >_> You UwU shaww find ;;w;; me ^-^ apt enough to :3 that, ^w^ siw, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me -:33 occasion. -Mew. Could xDD you nyot OwO take x3 some ;;w;; occasion ^-^ without ^.^ giving -Tyb. Mewcutio, xDD thou consortest with ^-^ Womeo. -Mew. Consort? What, dost xDD thou >_< make >_> us :33 minstwews? ^-^ An xDD thou >_< make -xDD minstwews of us, wook to hear >_< nyothing >_> but discords. >_> Hewe's x3 my -fiddlestick; hewe's :3 that UwU shaww >_< make xDD you >_< dance. Zounds, >w< consowt! -^-^ Ben. We tawk OwO hewe uWu in x3 the public >_> haunt of ^.^ men. -^-^ Eithew >_< withdwaw >w< unto x3 some >_> pwivate :33 pwace -xDD And reason coldly of x3 youw grievances, -:33 Ow >_> ewse uWu depawt. :3 Hewe aww eyes ÚwÚ gaze on >_> us. -Mew. xDD Men's eyes :3 wewe UwU made to look, ÚwÚ and wet them ^-^ gaze. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 budge fow nyo :33 man's x3 pweasuwe, - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -Tyb. xDD Weww, uWu peace be with UwU you, sir. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my man. -Mew. OwO But I'll be uWu hang'd, ^w^ siw, >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ weaw x3 youw >w< wivewy. -OwO Mawwy, OwO go >w< befowe to >_> fiewd, he'ww be x3 youw follower! -uWu Youw :33 wowship uWu in :3 that sense OwO may caww ^.^ him man. -Tyb. ;;w;; Womeo, x3 the wuv UwU I UwU beaw uWu thee ^.^ can UwU affowd -No xDD bettew term than :33 this: xDD thou awt :3 a villain. -Rom. uWu Tybawt, x3 the reason :3 that UwU I uWu have to wuv uWu thee -^-^ Doth much UwU excuse x3 the ^.^ appewtainying xDD wage -;;w;; To xDD such :3 a ^.^ gweeting. ^w^ Viwwain ^w^ am UwU I none. -Therefore farewell. UwU I >_> see xDD thou knowest ;;w;; me not. -Tyb. :33 Boy, ÚwÚ this UwU shaww nyot UwU excuse x3 the x3 injuwies -:33 That xDD thou x3 hast donye OwO me; >_< thewefowe turn ÚwÚ and OwO dwaw. -Rom. UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest UwU I >_< nyevew >w< injuw'd ÚwÚ thee, -OwO But wuv uWu thee xDD bettew than xDD thou ;;w;; canst >w< devise -Tiww xDD thou shalt ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of x3 my love; -xDD And UwU so ÚwÚ good >_< Capuwet, which xDD nyame UwU I xDD tendew -;;w;; As ÚwÚ deawwy >_< as >_< minye OwO own, be xDD satisfied. -Mew. x3 O calm, dishonourable, ^-^ viwe submission! -ÚwÚ Awwa stoccata xDD cawwies >w< it xDD away. OwO [Dwaws.] -uWu Tybawt, xDD you >_> watcatchew, xDD wiww xDD you xDD wawk? -Tyb. >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have with me? -Mew. ^-^ Good ^w^ King of ^-^ Cats, >_< nyothing >_> but one of x3 youw >w< nyinye ^.^ wives. :33 That UwU I ->_> mean to >_< make bold withaw, x3 and, >_< as xDD you UwU shaww use ;;w;; me heweaftew, -dwy-beat x3 the xDD west of x3 the xDD eight. Will xDD you pluck x3 youw xDD swowd x3 out of -:33 his :33 pitchew ^.^ by x3 the ears? ^-^ Make xDD haste, xDD west >_< minye be about x3 youw OwO eaws -ere >w< it be OwO out. -Tyb. UwU I ^w^ am fow OwO you. OwO [Dwaws.] -Rom. ^w^ Gentwe Mewcutio, put >w< thy rapier :33 up. -Mew. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, x3 youw :33 passado! -^w^ [They x3 fight.] -Rom. ^.^ Dwaw, Benvolio; xDD beat down uWu theiw uWu weapons. -ÚwÚ Gentwemen, fow x3 shame! ÚwÚ fowbeaw ÚwÚ this >w< outwage! -uWu Tybawt, Mewcutio, x3 the Prince >w< expwesswy hath -x3 Fowbid ÚwÚ this ^.^ bandying uWu in Vewonya stweets. -UwU Howd, xDD Tybawt! ^-^ Good Mercutio! -Tybawt :33 undew Romeo's awm thrusts >w< Mewcutio x3 in, ÚwÚ and fwies -^w^ [with :33 his ;;w;; Fowwowews]. -Mew. UwU I ^w^ am x3 huwt. -^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' both x3 youw houses! UwU I ^w^ am sped. -Is ^.^ he >_> gonye ÚwÚ and hath nyothing? -^-^ Ben. What, awt xDD thou huwt? -Mew. Ay, :33 ay, :3 a xDD scwatch, :3 a >_> scwatch. OwO Mawwy, UwU 'tis enyough. -Whewe >_> is x3 my ^w^ page? ^w^ Go, villain, :3 fetch :3 a surgeon. -;;w;; [Exit uWu Page.] -Rom. OwO Couwage, man. uWu The ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; cannyot be :33 much. -Mew. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so >_> deep >_< as :3 a weww, nor UwU so uWu wide >_< as :3 a ^-^ chuwch door; ->_> but UwU 'tis UwU enyough, 'twill ^.^ sewve. ;;w;; Ask fow ;;w;; me ^.^ to-mowwow, ÚwÚ and xDD you -UwU shaww find ;;w;; me :3 a :3 gwave man. UwU I ^w^ am UwU peppewed, UwU I warrant, fow ÚwÚ this -wowwd. ^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' both x3 youw houses! Zounds, :3 a dog, :3 a rat, :3 a ->_< mouse, :3 a cat, to x3 scwatch :3 a x3 man to ;;w;; death! :3 a :3 bwaggawt, :3 a :33 wogue, :3 a -villain, :3 that >_< fights ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ book of arithmetic! Why x3 the ^.^ deviw -^-^ came xDD you ^-^ between us? UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ huwt :33 undew x3 youw awm. -Rom. UwU I xDD thought aww fow x3 the >_> best. -Mew. ^-^ Hewp ;;w;; me x3 into x3 some house, ÚwÚ Benvowio, -:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ faint. ^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' both x3 youw houses! -^-^ They uWu have UwU made wowms' :3 meat of x3 me. UwU I uWu have :33 it, -xDD And uWu soundwy UwU too. uWu Youw houses! ->w< [Exit. :3 [suppowted ^.^ by ^w^ Benvowio]. -Rom. This gentweman, x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's nyeaw awwy, -OwO My xDD vewy fwiend, hath ^w^ got ÚwÚ this >w< mowtaw ÚwÚ huwt -^w^ In x3 my behawf- x3 my >_< weputation x3 stain'd -With Tybalt's ;;w;; swandew- uWu Tybawt, :3 that >w< an >_> houw ->_< Hath :33 been x3 my kinsman. x3 O x3 sweet Juwiet, -x3 Thy beauty hath UwU made ;;w;; me effeminyate -xDD And uWu in x3 my xDD tempew soft'nyed :33 vawouw's steew - -Entew Benvowio. - -^-^ Ben. x3 O ;;w;; Womeo, ;;w;; Womeo, >_< bwave :33 Mewcutio's ÚwÚ dead! -:33 That OwO gawwant ^w^ spiwit hath aspiw'd x3 the >_> cwouds, ->_< Which ^w^ too untimely OwO hewe uWu did ^w^ scown x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -Rom. This day's black fate on ^-^ moe OwO days xDD doth xDD depend; -This >_> but ÚwÚ begins x3 the woe ;;w;; othews ^w^ must OwO end. - -Entew Tybalt. - -^-^ Ben. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ÚwÚ fuwious Tybawt back ;;w;; again. -Rom. ÚwÚ Awive uWu in :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and >w< Mewcutio slain? -UwU Away to heaven :33 wespective uWu wenyity, -xDD And ^.^ fiwe-ey'd UwU fuwy be x3 my ÚwÚ conduct >_< nyow! ->_> Nyow, uWu Tybawt, OwO take x3 the 'villain' back again -:33 That wate xDD thou >w< gavest OwO me; fow :33 Mewcutio's :3 souw -Is >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe uWu way :33 abuv UwU ouw >_< heads, ->_< Staying fow ^.^ thinye to >_< keep ^.^ him UwU company. -^-^ Eithew xDD thou ow I, ow xDD both, ^w^ must OwO go with ^.^ him. -Tyb. Thou, wwetched ^-^ boy, :3 that :33 didst consort ^.^ him UwU hewe, ->_> Shawt with ^.^ him x3 hence. -Rom. This UwU shaww determine x3 that. -^-^ They ^w^ fight. Tybawt ^w^ fawws. -^-^ Ben. ;;w;; Womeo, away, be ÚwÚ gonye! -uWu The :3 citizens OwO awe up, ÚwÚ and Tybawt ^w^ swain. -;;w;; Stand nyot amaz'd. uWu The Prince xDD wiww >_< doom uWu thee :33 death -;;w;; If xDD thou awt >_< taken. Hence, be >w< gonye, away! -Rom. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; fowtunye's foow! -^-^ Ben. Why dost xDD thou stay? -uWu Exit ^-^ Womeo. -Entew uWu Citizens. - -uWu Citizen. >_< Which uWu way wan ^.^ he :3 that kill'd OwO Mewcutio? -uWu Tybawt, :3 that muwthewew, which uWu way wan uWu he? -^-^ Ben. >_> Thewe wies :3 that Tybalt. -uWu Citizen. ^-^ Up, ^w^ siw, OwO go with x3 me. -UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee uWu in x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's xDD nyame OwO obey. - -Entew Prince :33 [attended], ^-^ Owd >_< Montague, >_< Capuwet, uWu theiw Wives, -ÚwÚ and [others]. - -UwU Pwince. Whewe OwO awe x3 the ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ beginnyews of ÚwÚ this fray? -^-^ Ben. x3 O x3 nyobwe UwU Pwince. UwU I ^.^ can OwO discuvw aww -uWu The unlucky manage of ÚwÚ this uWu fataw brawl. ->_> Thewe wies x3 the ^w^ man, :3 swain ^.^ by xDD young ;;w;; Womeo, -:33 That >_< swew >w< thy xDD kinsman, >_< bwave >_< Mewcutio. -uWu Cap. Wife. uWu Tybawt, x3 my x3 cousin! x3 O x3 my brother's >_> chiwd! -x3 O >w< Pwince! x3 O ÚwÚ husband! >_< O, x3 the :3 bwood >_> is :3 spiww'd -Of x3 my uWu deaw kinsman! >_< Pwince, >_< as xDD thou awt ^-^ twue, -For :3 bwood of ouws x3 shed :3 bwood of >_> Montague. -x3 O OwO cousin, x3 cousin! -UwU Pwince. ÚwÚ Benvowio, who began ÚwÚ this bwoody fray? -^-^ Ben. uWu Tybawt, OwO hewe x3 swain, ÚwÚ whom Romeo's uWu hand uWu did >_< stay. -;;w;; Womeo, :3 that ^-^ spoke ^.^ him faiw, bid ^.^ him ^.^ bethink -How UwU nyice x3 the ^-^ quawwew UwU was, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; uwg'd withal -uWu Youw xDD high dispweasuwe. All OwO this- uttered -With ^-^ gentwe :33 bweath, ÚwÚ cawm look, knees x3 humbwy bow'd- -Could nyot OwO take truce with x3 the ^-^ unwuwy UwU spween -Of Tybawt deaf to ÚwÚ peace, >_> but :3 that ^.^ he tilts -With piewcing steew uWu at bold :33 Mewcutio's >_< bweast; -UwU Who, aww >_< as >_> hot, tuwns deadwy :33 point to UwU point, -^.^ And, with :3 a martial ^.^ scown, with one uWu hand ÚwÚ beats -x3 Cowd :33 death :3 aside ÚwÚ and with x3 the othew OwO sends -^.^ It back to uWu Tybawt, x3 whose >_> dextewity ->_> Wetowts :3 it. >_< Womeo ^.^ he x3 cwies ^w^ awoud, ->_> 'Howd, ÚwÚ fwiends! OwO fwiends, :33 pawt!' ÚwÚ and ^w^ swiftew than :33 his ;;w;; tongue, -ÚwÚ His UwU agiwe awm ÚwÚ beats down uWu theiw uWu fataw points, -xDD And 'twixt them wushes; undewnyeath x3 whose awm -^-^ An envious thwust from Tybawt ;;w;; hit x3 the >w< wife -Of :33 stout Mewcutio, ÚwÚ and xDD then Tybawt fled; -OwO But by-and-by x3 comes back to ;;w;; Womeo, -Who xDD had >_> but x3 nyewwy entertain'd UwU wevenge, -xDD And uWu to't ;;w;; they OwO go ^.^ wike uWu wightnying; for, ere UwU I -Could dwaw to ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ them, UwU was :33 stout Tybawt slain; -^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ he fell, uWu did >_< Womeo turn ÚwÚ and fwy. -This >_> is x3 the truth, ow wet Benvolio die. -uWu Cap. Wife. >w< He >_> is :3 a kinsman to x3 the OwO Montague; -OwO Affection x3 makes ^.^ him :3 fawse, ^.^ he xDD speaks nyot true. -;;w;; Some ÚwÚ twenty of them ÚwÚ fought uWu in ÚwÚ this black OwO stwife, -xDD And aww UwU those ÚwÚ twenty couwd >_> but OwO kiww one life. -UwU I ÚwÚ beg fow justice, which UwU thou, >_< Pwince, ^w^ must give. ->_< Womeo >_< swew Tybalt; >_< Womeo ^w^ must nyot wive. -UwU Pwince. >_< Womeo >_< swew him; ^.^ he >_< swew >_< Mewcutio. -Who nyow x3 the pwice of :33 his uWu deaw :3 bwood xDD doth >_< owe? -Mon. ÚwÚ Nyot ;;w;; Womeo, >_< Pwince; ^.^ he UwU was :33 Mewcutio's fwiend; -ÚwÚ His ;;w;; fauwt concwudes >_> but >_> what x3 the law >_> shouwd ^w^ end, -uWu The >w< wife of Tybalt. -UwU Pwince. xDD And fow :3 that offence -;;w;; Immediatewy ^.^ we UwU do exiwe ^.^ him x3 hence. -UwU I uWu have >w< an ÚwÚ intewest uWu in x3 youw xDD hate's pwoceeding, -OwO My :3 bwood fow x3 youw wude >_< bwawws xDD doth >_< wie uWu a-bweeding; -OwO But I'll xDD amewce xDD you with UwU so >w< stwong :3 a OwO finye -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww aww wepent x3 the ^-^ woss of ^w^ minye. -UwU I xDD wiww be deaf to xDD pweading ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ excuses; -x3 Nyow tears nor >_< pwayews UwU shaww puwchase x3 out xDD abuses. -Therefore use none. Let >_< Womeo >w< hence uWu in xDD haste, -^w^ Ewse, when ^.^ he >_> is >_> found, :3 that >_> houw >_> is :33 his last. -ÚwÚ Beaw >w< hence ÚwÚ this ;;w;; body, ÚwÚ and >_< attend UwU ouw :33 wiww. -^w^ Mewcy >_> but ;;w;; muwdews, pardoning UwU those :3 that UwU kiww. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew Juwiet >_< awonye. - -^w^ Juw. :33 Gawwop xDD apace, xDD you >_> fiewy-footed ;;w;; steeds, -Towards x3 Phoebus' ÚwÚ wodging! >w< Such :3 a wagoner -;;w;; As xDD Phaeton ^.^ wouwd whip xDD you to x3 the xDD West -xDD And ;;w;; bwing uWu in cwoudy >w< nyight immediately. ->w< Spwead >w< thy ^-^ cwose ^w^ cuwtain, wuv-pewfowming night, -:33 That ^.^ wunyaway eyes OwO may ;;w;; wink, ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo -UwU Weap to these :3 awms untalk'd of ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unseen. -x3 Wuvws ^.^ can >_> see to UwU do uWu theiw :3 amowous rites -^-^ By uWu theiw UwU own xDD beauties; or, >_> if wuv be ÚwÚ bwind, -^.^ It best :3 agwees with OwO nyight. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ civiw night, -^.^ Thou sobew-suited ^w^ matwon, aww uWu in black, -xDD And :3 weawn ;;w;; me >w< how to wose :3 a winnying ;;w;; match, -x3 Pway'd fow :3 a :33 paiw of stainwess uWu maidenhoods. -x3 Hood x3 my unmann'd bwood, ÚwÚ bating uWu in x3 my cheeks, -With >w< thy black ^-^ mantwe >w< tiww ;;w;; stwange xDD wuv, grown >w< bowd, -^w^ Think true wuv OwO acted :33 simpwe OwO modesty. -^.^ Come, ^w^ nyight; come, Romeo; come, xDD thou day uWu in ^w^ nyight; -For xDD thou wiwt >_< wie ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 wings of >w< nyight -^w^ Whitew than x3 nyew >w< snyow ;;w;; upon :3 a raven's back. -^.^ Come, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ nyight; come, >w< woving, bwack-bwow'd ^w^ nyight; -Give ;;w;; me x3 my Romeo; x3 and, when ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> die, -^.^ Take ^.^ him ÚwÚ and :3 cut ^.^ him x3 out uWu in xDD wittwe ÚwÚ staws, -xDD And ^.^ he xDD wiww >_< make x3 the OwO face of heaven UwU so OwO finye -:33 That aww x3 the wowwd xDD wiww be uWu in wuv with >w< nyight -xDD And x3 pay nyo :33 wowship to x3 the ^w^ gawish OwO sun. ->_< O, UwU I uWu have xDD bought x3 the >_< mansion of :3 a xDD wuv, -OwO But nyot >_< possess'd uWu it; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am UwU sowd, -ÚwÚ Nyot yet >_< enjoy'd. ^w^ So tedious >_> is ÚwÚ this day -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the >w< nyight >w< befowe x3 some festival -;;w;; To >w< an ;;w;; impatient chiwd :3 that hath x3 nyew ^-^ wobes -xDD And OwO may nyot ^-^ weaw OwO them. >_< O, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my xDD nyuwse, - -Entew Nyuwse, with :3 cowds. - -xDD And ^.^ she >_< bwings nyews; ÚwÚ and every >_> tongue :3 that xDD speaks -OwO But Romeo's xDD nyame xDD speaks ^-^ heavenwy :3 ewoquence. ->_> Nyow, xDD nyuwse, >_> what nyews? >_> What x3 hast xDD thou OwO thewe? x3 the cowds -:33 That >_< Womeo bid uWu thee :3 fetch? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ay, :33 ay, x3 the :3 cowds. -[Throws them :33 down.] -^w^ Juw. uWu Ay me! >_> what nyews? Why dost xDD thou wring >w< thy ^.^ hands -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD Ah, UwU wewaday! uWu he's >_< dead, uWu he's >_< dead, uWu he's ÚwÚ dead! -We OwO awe >_< undonye, UwU wady, ^.^ we OwO awe undone! -Alack x3 the ^.^ day! uWu he's >w< gonye, uWu he's ^.^ kiww'd, uWu he's ÚwÚ dead! -^w^ Juw. UwU Can heaven be UwU so ^.^ envious? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_< Womeo ^-^ can, -;;w;; Though heaven cannot. x3 O ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ Womeo! -Who OwO evew ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD thought :33 it? ÚwÚ Womeo! -^w^ Juw. >_> What ^.^ deviw awt xDD thou :3 that dost x3 towment ;;w;; me >_< thus? -This towtuwe >_> shouwd be >w< woaw'd uWu in ÚwÚ dismaw uWu heww. ->_< Hath >_< Womeo :3 swain :33 himsewf? x3 Say xDD thou >_> but 'I,' -xDD And :3 that OwO bawe ÚwÚ vowew ^w^ 'I' UwU shaww x3 poison ^.^ mowe -Than x3 the ^.^ death-dawting ^w^ eye of cockatwice. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot I, >_> if there be xDD such >w< an x3 'I'; -:33 Ow UwU those eyes shut :3 that >_< make uWu thee answew ^-^ 'I.' -;;w;; If be be x3 swain, >_> say x3 'I'; ow >_> if >_> nyot, 'no.' -:3 Bwief sounds determine of x3 my ^-^ weaw ow woe. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I saw x3 the ^-^ wound, UwU I saw >w< it with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, -^-^ (God :3 save x3 the uWu mawk!) OwO hewe on :33 his xDD manwy UwU bweast. -^-^ A ^.^ piteous :33 cowse, :3 a bwoody ^.^ piteous UwU cowse; -:3 Pawe, pawe >_< as :3 ashes, aww >_> bedaub'd uWu in bwood, -All uWu in >w< gowe-bwood. UwU I swounded uWu at x3 the :33 sight. -^w^ Juw. >_< O, break, x3 my :33 heawt! poor >_< bankwout, bweak uWu at uWu once! -;;w;; To pwison, eyes; ^w^ nye'ew wook on wibewty! -^-^ Viwe earth, to ^.^ eawth xDD wesign; >w< end >_> motion UwU hewe, -xDD And xDD thou ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo x3 pwess one x3 heavy bier! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O uWu Tybawt, uWu Tybawt, x3 the best :33 fwiend UwU I :33 had! -x3 O ^-^ couwteous xDD Tybawt! xDD honyest ÚwÚ gentweman -:33 That OwO evew UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ wive to >_> see uWu thee ÚwÚ dead! -^w^ Juw. >_> What x3 stowm >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that ^w^ bwows UwU so uWu contwawy? -Is >_< Womeo >w< swaught'wed, ÚwÚ and >_> is Tybawt dead? -OwO My UwU deaw-wov'd OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ deawew xDD wowd? -Then, :3 dweadfuw trumpet, >_> sound x3 the general >w< doom! -For who >_> is >w< wiving, >_> if UwU those >w< two OwO awe gone? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Tybawt >_> is >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and >_< Womeo banyished; ->_< Womeo :3 that kill'd :3 him, ^.^ he >_> is x3 banyished. -^w^ Juw. x3 O uWu God! Did Romeo's uWu hand x3 shed Tybalt's >_< bwood? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^.^ It ^-^ did, >w< it ;;w;; did! alas x3 the ^-^ day, >w< it ;;w;; did! -^w^ Juw. x3 O serpent uWu heawt, >_< hid with :3 a >_> fwow'wing :3 face! -Did OwO evew >_> dwagon >_< keep UwU so >w< faiw :3 a cave? -^w^ Beautifuw tyrant! >_< fiend UwU angewicaw! ->w< Duv-feathew'd xDD waven! wowvish-wavenying uWu wamb! ->w< Despised ÚwÚ substance of :3 divinyest ÚwÚ show! -;;w;; Just opposite to >_> what xDD thou >_< justwy seem'st- -^-^ A uWu damnyed UwU saint, >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe :33 viwwain! -x3 O nyatuwe, >_> what >w< hadst xDD thou to UwU do uWu in heww -x3 When xDD thou :33 didst bowew x3 the ^w^ spiwit of :3 a >_< fiend -^w^ In >w< mowtaw paradise of xDD such x3 sweet flesh? -Was OwO evew ^w^ book xDD containying xDD such ^-^ viwe ;;w;; mattew -^w^ So ^.^ faiwwy ;;w;; bound? >_< O, :3 that ;;w;; deceit >_> shouwd dwell -^w^ In xDD such :3 a gowgeous OwO pawace! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> Thewe's nyo ^w^ twust, -No ^w^ faith, nyo honesty uWu in ÚwÚ men; aww perjur'd, -All forsworn, aww nyaught, aww dissemblers. -xDD Ah, where's x3 my man? Give ;;w;; me x3 some OwO aqua vitae. -;;w;; These ^.^ gwiefs, these :33 woes, these ^w^ sowwows >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ owd. -Shame come to ÚwÚ Womeo! -^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Bwistew'd be >w< thy >_> tongue -For xDD such :3 a wish! >w< He UwU was nyot bown to ;;w;; shame. ->_> Upon :33 his ^w^ bwow ^-^ shame >_> is >w< asham'd to ^.^ sit; -For UwU 'tis :3 a >_< thwonye :3 whewe honour OwO may be cwown'd -Sole :33 monyawch of x3 the ^-^ unyivewsaw ;;w;; eawth. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a beast UwU was UwU I to UwU chide uWu at x3 him! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Will xDD you speak weww of ^.^ him :3 that kill'd x3 youw cousin? -^w^ Juw. Shall UwU I speak :33 iww of ^.^ him :3 that >_> is x3 my OwO husband? -xDD Ah, poor x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what >_> tongue UwU shaww x3 smooth >w< thy xDD nyame -x3 When I, >w< thy three-hours :3 wife, uWu have OwO mangwed :33 it? -OwO But ÚwÚ whewefowe, villain, :33 didst xDD thou OwO kiww x3 my cousin? -:33 That viwwain xDD cousin ^.^ wouwd uWu have kill'd x3 my husband. -^w^ Back, >_< foowish ^-^ teaws, back to x3 youw OwO nyative >w< spwing! -uWu Youw :3 twibutawy ^.^ dwops OwO bewong to woe, ->_< Which UwU you, >w< mistaking, offer x3 up to ^-^ joy. -OwO My :33 husband lives, :3 that Tybawt ^.^ wouwd uWu have slain; -xDD And Tybalt's >_< dead, :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have :3 swain x3 my husband. -All ÚwÚ this >_> is uWu comfowt; ^-^ whewefowe xDD weep UwU I ^w^ then? -;;w;; Some ;;w;; wowd there UwU was, >_> wowsew than Tybalt's UwU death, -:33 That ^-^ muwd'wed x3 me. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 fowget >w< it >_> fain; -OwO But >_< O, >w< it ;;w;; pwesses to x3 my ^w^ memowy -Wike uWu damnyed guiwty >_< deeds to >_< sinnyews' ^w^ minds! -^w^ 'Tybawt >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Womeo- ^.^ banyished.' -:33 That 'banyished,' :3 that one ;;w;; wowd 'banyished,' ->_< Hath :3 swain ;;w;; ten thousand OwO Tybawts. Tybalt's :33 death -Was woe UwU enyough, >_> if >w< it xDD had >_< ended uWu thewe; -:3 Ow, >_> if :3 souw woe dewights uWu in fewwowship -xDD And xDD nyeedwy xDD wiww be rank'd with othew ^.^ gwiefs, -Why fowwowed >_> nyot, when ^.^ she uWu said ;;w;; 'Tybawt's ^w^ dead,' -x3 Thy ÚwÚ fathew, ow >w< thy :33 mothew, x3 nyay, ow xDD both, ->_< Which modern wamentation ^w^ might uWu have >_> mov'd? -OwO But with :3 a rearward fowwowing Tybalt's UwU death, -'Womeo >_> is >_> banyished'- to speak :3 that ;;w;; wowd -Is ÚwÚ fathew, :33 mothew, uWu Tybawt, ;;w;; Womeo, Juwiet, -All x3 swain, aww uWu dead. 'Womeo >_> is >_> banyished'- ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^w^ end, nyo >_< wimit, uWu measuwe, xDD bound, -^w^ In :3 that word's ÚwÚ death; nyo wowds ^.^ can :3 that woe UwU sound. -Whewe >_> is x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 mothew, x3 nyuwse? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Weeping ÚwÚ and x3 waiwing uvw Tybalt's :3 cowse. -Will xDD you OwO go to them? UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you xDD thithew. -^w^ Juw. Wash ;;w;; they :33 his wounds with teaws? Mine UwU shaww be >_< spent, -x3 When theirs OwO awe ^.^ dwy, fow Romeo's >_> banyishment. -^.^ Take x3 up UwU those :3 cowds. OwO Poow ropes, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ beguiw'd, -UwU Both xDD you ÚwÚ and I, fow >_< Womeo >_> is uWu exiw'd. ->w< He UwU made xDD you fow :3 a highway to x3 my bed; -OwO But I, :3 a ;;w;; maid, ^-^ die ^-^ maiden-widowed. -^.^ Come, cowds; come, nurse. I'll to x3 my ÚwÚ wedding bed; -xDD And UwU death, nyot ;;w;; Womeo, OwO take x3 my x3 maidenhead! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Hie to x3 youw ^.^ chambew. I'll find >_< Womeo -;;w;; To uWu comfowt OwO you. UwU I uWu wot weww :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. -^.^ Hawk :3 ye, x3 youw >_< Womeo xDD wiww be OwO hewe uWu at OwO nyight. -I'll to him; ^.^ he >_> is >_< hid uWu at Laurence' >w< ceww. -^w^ Juw. >_< O, find x3 him! UwU give ÚwÚ this OwO wing to x3 my true knight -xDD And bid ^.^ him come to OwO take :33 his >w< wast farewell. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw ^-^ [Wauwence]. - -Fwiaw. ;;w;; Womeo, come forth; come ^-^ fowth, xDD thou x3 feawfuw man. -Affwiction >_> is ^.^ enyanmouw'd of >w< thy xDD pawts, -xDD And xDD thou awt >w< wedded to calamity. - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -Rom. :3 Fathew, >_> what nyews? >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's >_< doom ->_> What sorrow cwaves >_< acquaintance uWu at x3 my uWu hand -:33 That UwU I yet ^.^ knyow ^w^ nyot? -Fwiaw. Too ^.^ famiwiaw -Is x3 my uWu deaw >_< son with xDD such :3 souw UwU company. -UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee UwU tidings of x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's doom. -Rom. >_> What less than >_< doomsday >_> is x3 the ;;w;; Pwince's >_> doom? -Fwiaw. ^-^ A gentler ^w^ judgment vanyish'd from :33 his xDD wips- -ÚwÚ Nyot body's UwU death, >_> but body's >_> banyishment. -Rom. >w< Ha, banyishment? ^w^ Be :3 mewcifuw, >_> say ;;w;; 'death'; -For exiwe hath ^.^ mowe tewwow uWu in :33 his look, -Much ^.^ mowe than death. Do nyot >_> say ^.^ 'banyishment.' -Fwiaw. OwO Hence from Vewonya awt xDD thou x3 banyished. -^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, fow x3 the wowwd >_> is >_< bwoad ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wide. -Rom. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo wowwd ^-^ without Vewonya walls, -OwO But purgatory, torture, heww itself. -OwO Hence banished >_> is banyish'd from x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -xDD And OwO wowwd's exiwe >_> is death. UwU Then 'banishment' -Is :33 death >w< mistewm'd. ^w^ Cawwing :33 death x3 'banyishment,' -^.^ Thou x3 cut'st x3 my >_> head x3 off with :3 a golden axe -xDD And smilest ;;w;; upon x3 the ^w^ stwoke :3 that murders x3 me. -Fwiaw. x3 O deadwy ^w^ sin! x3 O wude ^-^ unthankfuwnyess! -x3 Thy ;;w;; fauwt UwU ouw law ;;w;; cawws ÚwÚ death; >_> but x3 the uWu kind >_< Pwince, -:3 Taking >w< thy >_> pawt, hath uWu wush'd :3 aside x3 the waw, -xDD And >_> tuwn'd :3 that black ;;w;; wowd :33 death to >_> banyishment. -This >_> is uWu deaw mercy, ÚwÚ and xDD thou seest >w< it not. -Rom. 'Tis torture, ÚwÚ and nyot mercy. uWu Heaven >_> is UwU hewe, -Whewe Juwiet wives; ÚwÚ and every :33 cat ÚwÚ and dog -xDD And xDD wittwe >_< mouse, every >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ thing, -Wive OwO hewe uWu in heaven ÚwÚ and OwO may wook on >w< hew; -OwO But >_< Womeo OwO may not. uWu Mowe uWu vawidity, -uWu Mowe ^.^ honyouwabwe state, ^.^ mowe OwO couwtship ;;w;; wives -^w^ In OwO cawwion fwies than ^-^ Womeo. ^-^ They OwO may x3 seize -On x3 the ^-^ white wonder of uWu deaw ;;w;; Juwiet's uWu hand -xDD And ^.^ steaw :3 immowtaw >_> bwessing from her :3 wips, -UwU Who, even uWu in puwe ÚwÚ and :33 vestaw OwO modesty, -UwU Stiww blush, >_< as uWu thinking uWu theiw UwU own ^-^ kisses sin; -OwO But >_< Womeo OwO may nyot- ^.^ he >_> is x3 banyished. -This OwO may fwies UwU do, when UwU I from ÚwÚ this ^w^ must xDD fwy; -^-^ They OwO awe fwee men, >_> but UwU I ^w^ am x3 banyished. -xDD And sayest xDD thou yet :3 that exiwe >_> is nyot UwU death? -UwU Hadst xDD thou nyo x3 poison mix'd, nyo shawp-gwound ^-^ knyife, -No ^.^ sudden >_> mean of UwU death, ^w^ though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so mean, -OwO But 'banished' to OwO kiww me- 'banyished'? -x3 O >_< fwiaw, x3 the uWu damnyed use :3 that ;;w;; wowd uWu in heww; -Howling ^.^ attends :3 it! How x3 hast xDD thou x3 the uWu heawt, -uWu Being :3 a divine, :3 a ghostly confessow, -^-^ A OwO sin-absowvew, ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 fwiend ^.^ pwofess'd, -;;w;; To mangwe ;;w;; me with :3 that ;;w;; wowd 'banyished'? -Fwiaw. ^.^ Thou fond ^-^ mad ^w^ man, hear ;;w;; me :3 a xDD wittwe >_< speak. -Rom. >_< O, xDD thou wiwt speak again of >_> banyishment. -Fwiaw. I'll UwU give uWu thee ^-^ awmouw to >_< keep x3 off :3 that wowd; ->_> Advewsity's x3 sweet xDD miwk, :33 phiwosophy, -;;w;; To uWu comfowt ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ though xDD thou awt x3 banyished. -Rom. ÚwÚ Yet 'banyished'? Hang x3 up philosophy! -OwO Unwess x3 phiwosophy ^.^ can >_< make :3 a Juwiet, ->w< Dispwant :3 a xDD town, >_< wevewse :3 a UwU pwince's doom, -^.^ It helps >_> nyot, >w< it ^w^ pwevaiws not. Talk nyo more. -Fwiaw. >_< O, xDD then UwU I >_> see :3 that OwO madmen uWu have nyo ears. -Rom. How >_> shouwd >w< they, when :3 that uWu wise ;;w;; men uWu have nyo uWu eyes? -Fwiaw. Let ;;w;; me :33 dispute with uWu thee of >w< thy estate. -Rom. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot speak of :3 that xDD thou dost nyot feew. -:33 Wewt xDD thou >_< as xDD young >_< as I, Juwiet >w< thy xDD wuv, -^-^ An >_> houw >_> but >w< mawwied, Tybawt uWu muwdewed, -^w^ Doting ^.^ wike uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike ;;w;; me :33 banyished, -UwU Then ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou :3 speak, xDD then ÚwÚ mightst xDD thou teaw >w< thy hair, -xDD And faww ;;w;; upon x3 the ground, >_< as UwU I UwU do now, -:3 Taking x3 the UwU measuwe of >w< an ;;w;; unmade x3 gwave. -Knock x3 [within]. -Fwiaw. :3 Awise; one knyocks. ^-^ Good ;;w;; Womeo, hide thysewf. -Rom. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 I; ^w^ unwess x3 the UwU bweath of xDD heawtsick :33 gwoans, -^.^ Mist-wike x3 infowd ;;w;; me from x3 the ^-^ seawch of :3 eyes. Knock. -Fwiaw. Hawk, >w< how ;;w;; they knock! Who's OwO thewe? ;;w;; Womeo, ;;w;; awise; -^.^ Thou wiwt be :3 taken.- OwO Stay ÚwÚ awhiwe!- ;;w;; Stand xDD up; Knock. -OwO Wun to x3 my ÚwÚ study.- ;;w;; By-and-by!- >_> God's :33 wiww, ->_> What simpwenyess >_> is >w< this.- UwU I come, UwU I >w< come! Knock. -Who ÚwÚ knyocks UwU so hawd? OwO Whence come you? x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> [within] Let ;;w;; me come x3 in, ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 my ^-^ ewwand. -UwU I come from xDD Wady Juliet. -Fwiaw. Welcome UwU then. - -Entew ÚwÚ Nyuwse. - -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O >w< howy >_< fwiaw, >_< O, tell uWu me, >w< howy >w< fwiaw -Whewe >_> is x3 my >_> wady's uWu wowd, where's ^.^ Womeo? -Fwiaw. >_> Thewe on x3 the ground, with :33 his UwU own tears UwU made drunk. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_< O, ^.^ he >_> is even uWu in x3 my >_< mistwess' case, -;;w;; Just uWu in her ^w^ case! -Fwiaw. x3 O ^.^ woefuw sympathy! -ÚwÚ Piteous ;;w;; pwedicament! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Even UwU so wies uWu she, -^w^ Bwubb'wing ÚwÚ and weeping, weeping ÚwÚ and :3 bwubbewing. -;;w;; Stand up, stand ^-^ up! >_> Stand, >w< an xDD you be :3 a man. -For ;;w;; Juwiet's ^w^ sake, fow her ^w^ sake, rise ÚwÚ and stand! -Why >_> shouwd xDD you faww x3 into UwU so >_> deep >w< an >_> O? -Rom. OwO (wises) Nyuwse- -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ah sir! ah sir! xDD Weww, ^w^ death's x3 the >w< end of all. -Rom. :3 Spakest xDD thou of Juliet? How >_> is >w< it with OwO hew? -^-^ Doth nyot ^.^ she think ;;w;; me >w< an ;;w;; owd muwthewew, -Now UwU I uWu have x3 stain'd x3 the childhood of UwU ouw joy -With :3 bwood >w< wemov'd >_> but xDD wittwe from her >w< own? -Whewe >_> is >_< she? ÚwÚ and >w< how xDD doth :33 she! ÚwÚ and >_> what ;;w;; says -OwO My OwO conceaw'd uWu wady to UwU ouw cancell'd love? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_< O, ^.^ she ;;w;; says uWu nyothing, ^w^ siw, >_> but ^.^ weeps ÚwÚ and >_> weeps; -xDD And nyow ^w^ fawws on her ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and xDD then starts up, -xDD And Tybawt cawws; ÚwÚ and xDD then on >_< Womeo cries, -xDD And xDD then down ^w^ fawws ;;w;; again. -Rom. ;;w;; As >_> if :3 that :33 nyame, -^-^ Shot from x3 the deadwy ^w^ wevew of :3 a ^.^ gun, -Did muwthew >w< hew; >_< as :3 that name's uWu cuwsed uWu hand -Murder'd her kinsman. >_< O, tell uWu me, >_< fwiaw, tell uWu me, -^w^ In >_> what ^-^ viwe ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ this anyatomy -^-^ Doth x3 my xDD nyame lodge? Teww uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may ^-^ sack -uWu The hateful mansion. [Draws :33 his dagger.] -Fwiaw. :33 Howd >w< thy despewate >w< hand. -Awt xDD thou :3 a man? x3 Thy >_< fowm x3 cwies x3 out xDD thou awt; -x3 Thy tears OwO awe ÚwÚ womanyish, >w< thy >w< wiwd acts :3 denyote -uWu The >w< unweasonyabwe UwU fuwy of :3 a beast. ->_< Unseemwy OwO woman uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ seeming ;;w;; man! -:33 Ow iww-beseeming beast uWu in ÚwÚ seeming UwU both! -^.^ Thou x3 hast ^w^ amaz'd x3 me. ^-^ By x3 my >w< howy order, -UwU I xDD thought >w< thy uWu disposition xDD bettew temper'd. -Hast xDD thou :3 swain ^.^ Tybawt? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou slay thyself? -xDD And slay >w< thy uWu wady :3 that uWu in >w< thy >w< wife lives, -^-^ By xDD doing uWu damnyed ^-^ hate ;;w;; upon thyself? -Why waiwest xDD thou on >w< thy birth, x3 the ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and ^w^ eawth? -Since birth ÚwÚ and heaven ÚwÚ and earth, aww >w< thwee UwU do :3 meet -^w^ In uWu thee uWu at once; which xDD thou uWu at >_> once wouldst uWu wose. -OwO Fie, >_< fie, xDD thou >_< shamest >w< thy UwU shape, >w< thy xDD wuv, >w< thy ^w^ wit, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ usuwew, abound'st uWu in all, -xDD And OwO usest >_< nyonye uWu in :3 that true use ÚwÚ indeed ->_< Which >_> shouwd xDD bedeck >w< thy UwU shape, >w< thy xDD wuv, >w< thy >_< wit. -x3 Thy x3 nyobwe xDD shape >_> is >_> but :3 a >_< fowm of OwO wax -^.^ Digwessing from x3 the valour of :3 a xDD man; -x3 Thy uWu deaw wuv sworn >_> but OwO howwow >_< pewjuwy, -Killing :3 that wuv which xDD thou x3 hast ^.^ vow'd to cherish; -x3 Thy ^w^ wit, :3 that ^w^ ownyament to xDD shape ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, -Misshapen uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of them xDD both, -Wike OwO powdew uWu in :3 a :33 skiwwess ^w^ sowdiew's ^.^ fwask, ->_> is get uWu afiwe ^.^ by ^.^ thinye UwU own ignorance, -xDD And xDD thou dismemb'red with ^.^ thinye UwU own OwO defence. -What, wouse ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; man! x3 Thy Juwiet >_> is ^.^ awive, -For x3 whose uWu deaw ÚwÚ sake xDD thou >w< wast >_> but :3 watewy uWu dead. ->_> Thewe awt xDD thou ^-^ happy. Tybawt ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, -OwO But xDD thou slewest Tybalt. >_> Thewe awt xDD thou ^w^ happy UwU too. -uWu The waw, :3 that threat'ned UwU death, x3 becomes >w< thy :33 fwiend -xDD And tuwns >w< it to :33 exiwe. >_> Thewe awt xDD thou ^-^ happy. -^-^ A OwO pack of bwessings >w< wight ;;w;; upon >w< thy back; ->_> Happinyess couwts uWu thee uWu in her best array; -But, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 misbhav'd ÚwÚ and UwU suwwen >_> wench, -^.^ Thou :33 pout'st ;;w;; upon >w< thy :3 fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< thy love. -^.^ Take ^-^ heed, OwO take ^-^ heed, fow xDD such ^-^ die >w< misewabwe. -Go get uWu thee to >w< thy xDD wuv, >_< as UwU was UwU decweed, -:3 Ascend her chamber, >w< hence ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt her. -OwO But wook xDD thou xDD stay nyot >w< tiww x3 the ;;w;; watch be ^-^ set, -For xDD then xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot pass to uWu Mantua, -Whewe xDD thou shalt ^w^ wive >w< tiww ^.^ we ^.^ can find :3 a time -;;w;; To bwaze x3 youw ^.^ mawwiage, reconcile x3 youw OwO fwiends, ->w< Beg UwU pawdon of x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and caww uWu thee back -With ÚwÚ twenty :3 hundwed thousand times ^.^ mowe joy -Than xDD thou xDD went'st fowth uWu in wamentation. -Go x3 befowe, nurse. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy UwU wady, -xDD And bid her x3 hasten aww x3 the ;;w;; house to ^.^ bed, ->_< Which x3 heavy sorrow x3 makes them ^-^ apt UwU unto. ->_< Womeo >_> is :3 coming. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O Wowd, UwU I couwd uWu have OwO stay'd OwO hewe aww x3 the >w< nyight -;;w;; To hear ÚwÚ good :3 counsew. >_< O, >_> what :33 weawnying x3 is! -OwO My uWu wowd, I'll tell x3 my uWu wady xDD you xDD wiww x3 come. -Rom. Do >_> so, ÚwÚ and bid x3 my x3 sweet >_> pwepawe to >_< chide. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a OwO wing ^.^ she bid ;;w;; me UwU give UwU you, sir. -Hie UwU you, >_< make xDD haste, fow >w< it gwows xDD vewy UwU wate. ÚwÚ Exit. -Rom. How weww x3 my uWu comfowt >_> is xDD weviv'd ^.^ by x3 this! -Fwiaw. Go OwO hence; ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe >w< stands aww x3 youw state: -^-^ Eithew be >_> gonye >w< befowe x3 the ;;w;; watch be ^-^ set, -:33 Ow ^.^ by x3 the bweak of day :33 disguis'd from x3 hence. -Sojourn uWu in Mantua. I'll find x3 out x3 youw ^w^ man, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww :33 signyify from time to time -Evewy ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ hap to xDD you :3 that chances hewe. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. 'Tis UwU wate. Farewell; ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -Rom. OwO But :3 that :3 a joy x3 past joy ;;w;; cawws x3 out on uWu me, -^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a grief UwU so bwief to ÚwÚ pawt with thee. -uWu Faweweww. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -UwU Capuwet's ;;w;; house - -Entew ^-^ Owd >_< Capuwet, :33 his >_< Wife, ÚwÚ and Paris. - -uWu Cap. ^w^ Things uWu have fall'n ^.^ out, ^w^ siw, UwU so xDD unwuckiwy -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have xDD had nyo time to move UwU ouw >w< daughtew. -Wook UwU you, ^.^ she :3 wov'd her kinsman Tybawt ^-^ deawwy, -xDD And UwU so uWu did ^.^ I. xDD Weww, ^.^ we :3 wewe bown to die. -'Tis xDD vewy late; ^.^ she'ww nyot come down to-night. -UwU I promise UwU you, >_> but fow x3 youw xDD company, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been abed >w< an >_> houw ago. -;;w;; Paw. ;;w;; These times of woe UwU affowd nyo tune to UwU woo. -uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw >w< daughtew. -^-^ Wady. UwU I :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her ^-^ mind early to-morrow; -;;w;; To-nyight ^w^ she's :33 mew'd x3 up to her heaviness. -uWu Cap. Sir >_< Pawis, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make :3 a despewate xDD tendew -Of x3 my chiwd's love. UwU I think ^.^ she xDD wiww be wuw'd -^w^ In aww UwU wespects ^.^ by OwO me; x3 nyay >_> mowe, UwU I doubt >w< it not. ->_< Wife, OwO go xDD you to her ere xDD you OwO go to bed; -:3 Acquaint her OwO hewe of x3 my >_< son >_> Pawis' wuv -xDD And bid her >w< (mawk xDD you :3 me?) on >w< Wednyesday ^w^ nyext- -But, xDD soft! >_> what day >_> is :3 this? -;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Monday, x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu Cap. Monday! ha, :33 ha! xDD Weww, >w< Wednyesday >_> is ^w^ too :33 soon. ->w< Thuwsday wet >w< it ^-^ be- :3 a >w< Thuwsday, tell her -:33 She UwU shaww be mawwied to ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe earl. -Will xDD you be ^-^ weady? Do xDD you ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this >w< haste? -^-^ We'ww >_< keep nyo great x3 ado- :3 a :33 fwiend ow ^.^ two; -For x3 hawk UwU you, Tybawt ^.^ being :3 swain UwU so late, -^.^ It OwO may be xDD thought ^.^ we hewd ^.^ him cawewesswy, -uWu Being UwU ouw xDD kinsman, >_> if ^.^ we ^w^ wevew :33 much. -Therefore we'll uWu have x3 some half :3 a ^.^ dozen OwO fwiends, -xDD And there >w< an OwO end. OwO But >_> what >_> say xDD you to uWu Thuwsday? -;;w;; Paw. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that >w< Thuwsday :3 wewe ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -uWu Cap. xDD Weww, get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. ^-^ A >w< Thuwsday be >w< it UwU then. -Go xDD you to Juwiet ere xDD you OwO go to bed; -Pwepawe hew, :3 wife, OwO against ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wedding x3 day. -UwU Faweweww, OwO My xDD wowd.- Light to x3 my chamber, ho! -Afore uWu me, ^.^ It >_> is UwU so xDD vewy xDD vewy wate -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may caww >w< it early by-and-by. -^-^ Good OwO nyight. -Exeunt - - - - -Scene V. -UwU Capuwet's ^-^ owchawd. - -Entew >_< Womeo ÚwÚ and Juwiet awoft, uWu at x3 the Window. - -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be gone? ^.^ It >_> is nyot yet nyeaw x3 day. -^.^ It UwU was x3 the ^w^ nyightingawe, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the wawk, -:33 That x3 piewc'd x3 the x3 feawfuw OwO howwow of ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. -Nightly ^.^ she ^-^ sings on :33 yond :3 pomegwanyate :33 twee. -:3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD wuv, >w< it UwU was x3 the >w< nyightingawe. -Rom. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the wawk, x3 the >_> hewawd of x3 the ÚwÚ mown; -No >w< nyightingawe. x3 Wook, xDD wuv, >_> what envious >_< stweaks -Do :33 wace x3 the sevewing :33 cwouds uWu in yonder :33 East. -x3 Nyight's >_< candwes OwO awe burnt ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and OwO jocund day -Stands tiptoe on x3 the ^w^ misty OwO mountain UwU tops. -UwU I ^w^ must be >_> gonye ÚwÚ and x3 wive, ow xDD stay ÚwÚ and die. -^w^ Juw. uWu Yond >w< wight >_> is nyot daylight; UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 it, ^.^ I. -^.^ It >_> is x3 some meteor :3 that x3 the sun UwU exhawes -;;w;; To be to uWu thee ÚwÚ this >w< nyight :3 a towchbeawew -xDD And >w< wight uWu thee on x3 the uWu way to Mantua. -Therefore xDD stay :33 yet; xDD thou uWu nyeed'st nyot to be ;;w;; gonye. -Rom. Let ;;w;; me be x3 ta'en, wet ;;w;; me be put to death. -UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, UwU so xDD thou wiwt uWu have >w< it :3 so. -I'll >_> say >_< yon ^w^ gwey >_> is nyot x3 the :3 mownying's >_< eye, -'Tis >_> but x3 the pawe OwO wefwex of Cynthia's brow; -x3 Nyow :3 that >_> is nyot x3 the lark x3 whose >_> nyotes UwU do xDD beat -uWu The :3 vauwty heaven UwU so xDD high :33 abuv UwU ouw :33 heads. -UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe :3 cawe to xDD stay than xDD wiww to ÚwÚ go. -^.^ Come, UwU death, ÚwÚ and welcome! Juwiet wills >w< it :3 so. -How >w< is't, x3 my OwO souw? :3 Wet's talk; >w< it >_> is nyot x3 day. -^w^ Juw. ^.^ It ;;w;; is, >w< it x3 is! Hie hence, be >w< gonye, away! -^.^ It >_> is x3 the lark :3 that ^-^ sings UwU so x3 out of ÚwÚ tunye, -^-^ Stwainying UwU hawsh :3 discowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unpweasing OwO shawps. -;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the lark x3 makes x3 sweet ^.^ division; -This xDD doth nyot >_> so, fow ^.^ she x3 divideth >_> us. -;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the lark ÚwÚ and >_< woathed OwO toad chang'd eyes; ->_< O, nyow UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had chang'd ^w^ voices :3 too, -Since awm from awm :3 that uWu voice xDD doth >_> us >_< affway, -^.^ Hunting uWu thee >w< hence with hunt's-up to x3 the ^.^ day! ->_< O, nyow be ÚwÚ gonye! uWu Mowe >w< wight ÚwÚ and >w< wight >w< it grows. -Rom. uWu Mowe >w< wight ÚwÚ and OwO wight- ^.^ mowe dark ÚwÚ and dark UwU ouw >w< woes! - -Entew ÚwÚ Nyuwse. - -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Madam! -^w^ Juw. uWu Nyuwse? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. uWu Youw uWu wady mothew >_> is xDD coming to x3 youw ^.^ chambew. -uWu The day >_> is broke; be >_> wawy, wook ^-^ about. -^w^ Juw. Then, >_< window, wet day x3 in, ÚwÚ and wet >w< wife OwO out. -^-^ [Exit.] -Rom. UwU Faweweww, farewell! x3 Onye ÚwÚ kiss, ÚwÚ and I'll :3 descend. ->w< He goeth down. -^w^ Juw. Awt xDD thou >_> gonye >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my xDD wuv, x3 my >w< fwiend? -UwU I ^w^ must hear from uWu thee every day uWu in x3 the ^-^ houw, -For uWu in :3 a minyute there OwO awe UwU many days. ->_< O, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ;;w;; count UwU I UwU shaww be much uWu in years -Ere UwU I again behowd x3 my ÚwÚ Womeo! -Rom. >_< Faweweww! -UwU I xDD wiww x3 omit nyo x3 oppowtunyity -:33 That OwO may :33 convey x3 my UwU gweetings, xDD wuv, to thee. -^w^ Juw. >_< O, think'st xDD thou ^.^ we UwU shaww OwO evew :3 meet ^w^ again? -Rom. UwU I doubt >w< it x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and aww these :3 woes UwU shaww serve -For x3 sweet discourses uWu in UwU ouw time to x3 come. -^w^ Juw. x3 O :33 God, UwU I uWu have >w< an OwO iww-divinying souw! -Methinks UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ thee, nyow xDD thou awt bewow, -;;w;; As one >_< dead uWu in x3 the :3 bottom of :3 a ;;w;; tomb. -^-^ Eithew x3 my :3 eyesight ÚwÚ faiws, ow xDD thou wook'st xDD pawe. -Rom. xDD And :33 twust uWu me, xDD wuv, uWu in x3 my ^w^ eye UwU so UwU do OwO you. -;;w;; Dwy sorrow dwinks UwU ouw blood. :3 Adieu, ^w^ adieu! -ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ Juw. x3 O ÚwÚ Fowtunye, Fortune! aww ;;w;; men caww uWu thee uWu fickwe. -;;w;; If xDD thou awt >_< fickwe, >_> what dost xDD thou with ^.^ him -:33 That >_> is xDD wenyown'd fow OwO faith? ^w^ Be >_< fickwe, ÚwÚ Fowtunye, -For xDD then UwU I UwU hope xDD thou wiwt nyot >_< keep ^.^ him ^-^ wong -OwO But >_> send ^.^ him back. -^-^ Wady. >_> [within] >w< Ho, daughter! OwO awe xDD you uWu up? -^w^ Juw. Who :3 is't :3 that cawws? ^.^ It >_> is x3 my uWu wady x3 mothew. -Is ^.^ she nyot down UwU so late, ow x3 up UwU so ^w^ eawwy? ->_> What ^.^ unyaccustom'd cause :3 pwocuwes her uWu hithew? - -Entew Mother. - -^-^ Wady. Why, >w< how now, Juliet? -^w^ Juw. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am nyot well. -^-^ Wady. Evermore weeping fow x3 youw uWu cousin's UwU death? -What, wiwt xDD thou >_< wash ^.^ him from :33 his :3 gwave with teaws? -^-^ An >_> if xDD thou ^-^ couwdst, xDD thou ^w^ couwdst nyot >_< make ^.^ him wive. -Therefore uWu have ^-^ donye. ;;w;; Some grief >_< shows much of love; -OwO But much of grief >_< shows still x3 some ^.^ want of >_< wit. -^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Yet wet ;;w;; me xDD weep fow xDD such :3 a :33 feewing loss. -^-^ Wady. ^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you x3 feew x3 the woss, >_> but nyot x3 the :33 fwiend ->_< Which xDD you xDD weep ;;w;; fow. -^w^ Juw. Feeling UwU so x3 the woss, -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but OwO evew xDD weep x3 the :3 fwiend. -^-^ Wady. xDD Weww, OwO giww, xDD thou :33 weep'st nyot UwU so much fow :33 his :33 death -;;w;; As :3 that x3 the viwwain ;;w;; wives which swaughtew'd ^.^ him. -^w^ Juw. >_> What villain, :33 madam? -^-^ Wady. :33 That same viwwain ^-^ Womeo. -^w^ Juw. >w< [aside] ^w^ Viwwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he be UwU many >_< miwes ÚwÚ asundew.- -^w^ God UwU pawdon x3 him! UwU I UwU do, with aww x3 my heawt; -xDD And yet nyo x3 man ^.^ wike ^.^ he xDD doth UwU gwieve x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -^-^ Wady. :33 That >_> is uWu because x3 the traitor x3 muwdewew ^.^ wives. -^w^ Juw. Ay, UwU madam, from x3 the :3 weach of these x3 my ^w^ hands. -Wouwd >_< nyonye >_> but UwU I ^w^ might >_< venge x3 my uWu cousin's ;;w;; death! -^-^ Wady. We xDD wiww uWu have UwU vengeance fow :33 it, feaw xDD thou not. -UwU Then xDD weep nyo more. I'll >_> send to one uWu in uWu Mantua, -Whewe :3 that same banyish'd >w< wunyagate xDD doth x3 wive, -Shall UwU give ^.^ him xDD such >w< an ^.^ unyaccustom'd UwU dwam -:33 That ^.^ he UwU shaww >w< soon >_< keep Tybawt company; -xDD And xDD then UwU I UwU hope xDD thou wiwt be xDD satisfied. -^w^ Juw. :33 Indeed UwU I >_< nyevew UwU shaww be ^-^ satisfied -With >_< Womeo >w< tiww UwU I behowd uWu him- >w< dead- -Is x3 my poor >_< heawt UwU so fow :3 a kinsman vex'd. -uWu Madam, >_> if xDD you couwd find x3 out >_> but :3 a x3 man -;;w;; To UwU beaw :3 a uWu poison, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD tempew uWu it; -:33 That >_< Womeo should, ;;w;; upon :33 weceipt x3 theweof, -ÚwÚ Soon :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ quiet. >_< O, >w< how x3 my >_< heawt uWu abhows -;;w;; To hear ^.^ him nyam'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot come to :3 him, -;;w;; To >w< wweak x3 the wuv UwU I bore x3 my xDD cousin Tybawt ->_> Upon :33 his >w< body :3 that hath swaughtew'd x3 him! -^-^ Wady. UwU Find xDD thou x3 the >_< means, ÚwÚ and I'll find xDD such :3 a man. -OwO But nyow I'll tell uWu thee >w< joyfuw :3 tidings, ^w^ giww. -^w^ Juw. xDD And joy x3 comes weww uWu in xDD such :3 a nyeedy uWu time. ->_> What OwO awe >w< they, UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw ladyship? -^-^ Wady. xDD Weww, weww, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a careful ÚwÚ fathew, child; -x3 Onye who, to put uWu thee from >w< thy heavinyess, ->_< Hath >_> sowted x3 out :3 a ^.^ sudden day of joy -:33 That xDD thou OwO expects nyot nor UwU I >_> wook'd nyot ;;w;; fow. -^w^ Juw. uWu Madam, uWu in ^w^ happy xDD time! >_> What day >_> is ^-^ that? -^-^ Wady. OwO Mawwy, x3 my child, early :3 nyext >w< Thuwsday ;;w;; mown -uWu The gallant, >_> young, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe gentweman, -uWu The xDD County >_< Pawis, uWu at Saint Peter's :3 Chuwch, -Shall happily >_< make uWu thee there :3 a >w< joyfuw bride. -^w^ Juw. Now ^.^ by Saint Peter's :3 Chuwch, ÚwÚ and Petew :3 too, ->w< He UwU shaww nyot >_< make ;;w;; me there :3 a >w< joyfuw :33 bwide! -UwU I wonder uWu at ÚwÚ this xDD haste, :3 that UwU I ^w^ must x3 wed -Ere ^.^ he :3 that >_> shouwd be :33 husband x3 comes to UwU woo. -UwU I pray xDD you tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fathew, UwU madam, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot marry :33 yet; ÚwÚ and when UwU I UwU do, UwU I >_< sweaw -^.^ It UwU shaww be ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I hate, -Rather than Paris. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyews ^w^ indeed! -^-^ Wady. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 fathew. Teww ^.^ him UwU so yourself, -xDD And >_> see >w< how be xDD wiww OwO take >w< it uWu at x3 youw ^w^ hands. - -Entew Capuwet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. - -uWu Cap. x3 When x3 the sun :33 sets x3 the ^w^ aiw xDD doth >w< dwizzwe ;;w;; dew, -OwO But fow x3 the xDD sunset of x3 my brother's >_< son -^.^ It >_> wains :33 downwight. -How ^.^ nyow? :3 a OwO conduit, :33 giww? What, still uWu in teaws? -Evermore show'wing? ^w^ In one xDD wittwe >w< body -^.^ Thou >_> countewfeit'st :3 a bawk, :3 a :33 sea, :3 a ;;w;; wind: -For still >w< thy ^w^ eyes, which UwU I OwO may caww x3 the :33 sea, -Do ebb ÚwÚ and fwow with teaws; x3 the >_< bawk >w< thy >w< body >_> is -^-^ Saiwing uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ sawt flood; x3 the winds, >w< thy xDD sighs, -UwU Who, waging with >w< thy tears ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they with ÚwÚ them, -Without :3 a ^.^ sudden ÚwÚ cawm xDD wiww uvwset -x3 Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, :33 wife? -:3 Have xDD you ^-^ dewivewed to her UwU ouw decree? -^-^ Wady. Ay, siw; >_> but ^.^ she xDD wiww nyonye, ^.^ she ;;w;; gives xDD you :33 thanks. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the >w< foow :3 wewe mawwied to her grave! -uWu Cap. ;;w;; Soft! OwO take ;;w;; me with UwU you, OwO take ;;w;; me with UwU you, x3 wife. -ÚwÚ How? Will ^.^ she none? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she nyot UwU give >_> us thanks? -Is ^.^ she nyot ÚwÚ pwoud? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she nyot ;;w;; count her ^.^ bwest, ->_> Unwowthy >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, :3 that ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; wwought -^w^ So ÚwÚ wowthy :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman to be her >_> bwidegwoom? -^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Nyot OwO pwoud xDD you have, >_> but >w< thankfuw :3 that xDD you :3 have. -Pwoud ^.^ can UwU I >_< nyevew be of >_> what UwU I hate, -OwO But >w< thankfuw even fow ^-^ hate :3 that >_> is meant love. -uWu Cap. How, how, how, how, :3 chopwogic? >_> What >_> is :3 this? -^w^ 'Pwoud'- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank >_< you'- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'I >_> thank xDD you OwO nyot'- -xDD And yet 'nyot ;;w;; pwoud'? Mistress uWu minyion UwU you, -^-^ Thank ;;w;; me nyo OwO thankings, nor OwO pwoud ;;w;; me nyo OwO pwouds, -OwO But fettwe x3 youw OwO finye xDD joints uWu 'gainst >w< Thuwsday :3 nyext -;;w;; To OwO go with Paris to Saint Peter's :3 Chuwch, -:33 Ow UwU I xDD wiww drag uWu thee on :3 a :3 huwdwe xDD thithew. -Out, xDD you gween-sicknyess OwO cawwion UwU I ^.^ out, xDD you ^w^ baggage! ->_> You ^.^ tawwow-face! -^-^ Wady. OwO Fie, fie! x3 what, OwO awe xDD you uWu mad? -^w^ Juw. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ fathew, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you on x3 my uWu knyees, ->w< Heaw ;;w;; me with uWu patience >_> but to speak :3 a OwO wowd. -uWu Cap. Hang ÚwÚ thee, xDD young ^w^ baggage! uWu disobedient OwO wwetch! -UwU I tell uWu thee what- get uWu thee to ^-^ chuwch :3 a >w< Thuwsday -:33 Ow >_< nyevew ÚwÚ aftew wook ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ;;w;; face. -^w^ Speak >_> nyot, ^-^ wepwy >_> nyot, UwU do nyot answew me! -OwO My x3 fingews :3 itch. >_< Wife, ^.^ we scawce xDD thought >_> us bwest -:33 That ^w^ God xDD had OwO went >_> us >_> but ÚwÚ this >w< onwy child; -OwO But nyow UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this one >_> is one ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, -xDD And :3 that ^.^ we uWu have :3 a UwU cuwse uWu in xDD having her. -UwU Out on hew, hiwding! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ God uWu in heaven ;;w;; bwess >_> hew! ->_> You OwO awe to bwame, x3 my uWu wowd, to wate her :3 so. -uWu Cap. xDD And >w< why, x3 my xDD Wady Wisdom? :33 Howd x3 youw ;;w;; tongue, -^-^ Good xDD Pwudence. Smattew with x3 youw >w< gossips, :3 go! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. UwU I speak nyo :3 tweason. -uWu Cap. >_< O, uWu God-i-god-en! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ May nyot one x3 speak? -uWu Cap. uWu Peace, xDD you mumbling foow! -Utter x3 youw >_< gwavity ^-^ o'ew :3 a OwO gossip's UwU boww, -For OwO hewe ^.^ we >_< nyeed >w< it not. -^-^ Wady. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too xDD hot. -uWu Cap. >_> God's ^.^ bwead UwU I >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me >_> mad. >_> Day, night, late, xDD eawwy, -At ^.^ home, >_> abwoad, ^-^ awonye, uWu in xDD company, -x3 Waking ow >_< sweeping, still x3 my :3 cawe hath :33 been -;;w;; To uWu have her xDD match'd; ÚwÚ and xDD having nyow x3 pwovided -^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman of princely >_< pawentage, -Of >w< faiw demesnyes, youthfuw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ twain'd, -Stuff'd, >_< as ;;w;; they say, with ^.^ honyouwabwe xDD pawts, -Proportion'd >_< as one's xDD thought ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish :3 a >_> man- -xDD And xDD then to uWu have :3 a wwetched puling x3 foow, -^-^ A >_< whinying ^-^ mammet, uWu in her ;;w;; fowtunye's ÚwÚ tendew, -;;w;; To answew 'I'll nyot ;;w;; wed, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot love; -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too >_> young, UwU I pray xDD you UwU pawdon ^w^ me'! -But, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; wed, I'll UwU pawdon OwO you. -Gwaze :3 whewe xDD you :33 wiww, xDD you UwU shaww nyot ;;w;; house with x3 me. -Wook >_> to't, think ^-^ on't; UwU I UwU do nyot use to ;;w;; jest. ->w< Thuwsday >_> is uWu nyeaw; uWu way uWu hand on uWu heawt, xDD advise: -^-^ An xDD you be >_> minye, I'll UwU give xDD you to x3 my fwiend; -^-^ An xDD you be >_> nyot, uWu hang, xDD beg, starve, ^-^ die uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, -For, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, I'll ^w^ nye'ew :3 acknyowwedge ÚwÚ thee, -x3 Nyow >_> what >_> is >_< minye UwU shaww >_< nyevew UwU do uWu thee UwU good. -Twust to't. ^w^ Bethink OwO you. I'll nyot be forsworn. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ Juw. Is there nyo pity :3 sitting uWu in x3 the :33 cwouds -:33 That sees x3 into x3 the :3 bottom of x3 my :33 gwief? -x3 O x3 sweet x3 my :33 mothew, ;;w;; cast ;;w;; me nyot away! -^-^ Deway ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage fow :3 a ;;w;; month, :3 a xDD week; -:33 Ow >_> if xDD you UwU do >_> nyot, >_< make x3 the bwidaw x3 bed -^w^ In :3 that dim ;;w;; monyument :3 whewe Tybawt uWu wies. -^-^ Wady. Talk nyot to uWu me, fow I'll nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. -Do >_< as xDD thou wiwt, fow UwU I uWu have donye with thee. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ Juw. x3 O ;;w;; God!- x3 O xDD nyuwse, >w< how UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be prevented? -OwO My :33 husband >_> is on earth, x3 my :33 faith uWu in UwU heaven. -How UwU shaww :3 that :33 faith ^-^ wetuwn again to ^.^ eawth -OwO Unwess :3 that :33 husband >_> send >w< it ;;w;; me from heaven -^-^ By xDD weaving ^w^ eawth? Comfort uWu me, counsel x3 me. -xDD Awack, awack, :3 that heaven >_> shouwd x3 pwactise UwU stwatagems ->_> Upon UwU so soft :3 a x3 subject >_< as mysewf! ->_> What say'st thou? Hast xDD thou nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd of ;;w;; joy? -;;w;; Some comfort, nurse. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Faith, OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. ->_< Womeo >_> is ÚwÚ banyish'd; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd to >_< nyothing -:33 That ^.^ he x3 dawes ^w^ nye'ew come back to challenge uWu you; -:33 Ow >_> if ^.^ he UwU do, >w< it >_< nyeeds ^w^ must be ^.^ by stealth. -Then, xDD since x3 the case UwU so >w< stands >_< as nyow >w< it :3 doth, -UwU I think >w< it best xDD you mawwied with x3 the ^-^ County. ->_< O, uWu he's :3 a lovely gentleman! -Romeo's :3 a dishclout to ^.^ him. ^-^ An :33 eagwe, UwU madam, ->_< Hath nyot UwU so xDD gween, UwU so quick, UwU so >w< faiw >w< an ^w^ eye -;;w;; As Paris ^w^ hath. Beshrew x3 my xDD vewy uWu heawt, -UwU I think xDD you OwO awe ^w^ happy uWu in ÚwÚ this second ;;w;; match, -For >w< it :3 excews x3 youw first; ow >_> if >w< it uWu did >_> nyot, -uWu Youw xDD fiwst >_> is >w< dead- ow >w< 'twewe >_< as ÚwÚ good ^.^ he :3 wewe -;;w;; As UwU wiving OwO hewe ÚwÚ and xDD you nyo use of ^.^ him. -^w^ Juw. Speak'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this from >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD And from x3 my :3 souw :3 too; >_> ewse :3 beshwew them xDD both. -^w^ Juw. :3 Amen! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. What? -^w^ Juw. xDD Weww, xDD thou x3 hast comforted ;;w;; me marvellous :33 much. -Go UwU in; ÚwÚ and tell x3 my uWu wady UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, ->_> Having xDD dispweas'd x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, to Laurence' cell, -;;w;; To >_< make >_> confession ÚwÚ and to be xDD absowv'd. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. OwO Mawwy, UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> is wisely ^-^ donye. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ Juw. Ancient ÚwÚ damnyation! x3 O UwU most wicked ^w^ fiend! -Is >w< it ^.^ mowe x3 sin to ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me OwO thus forsworn, -:33 Ow to OwO dispwaise x3 my ;;w;; wowd with :3 that same >_> tongue ->_< Which ^.^ she hath UwU pwais'd ^.^ him with :33 abuv compare -^w^ So UwU many thousand :33 times? ^w^ Go, counsellor! -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ bosom henceforth UwU shaww be >_< twain. -I'll to x3 the >w< fwiaw to ^.^ knyow :33 his UwU wemedy. -;;w;; If aww >_> ewse fail, mysewf uWu have powew to die. ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. Scene ^.^ I. -uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw, ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and xDD County Paris. - -Fwiaw. On >w< Thuwsday, UwU siw? uWu The time >_> is xDD vewy UwU showt. -;;w;; Paw. OwO My >w< fathew Capuwet xDD wiww uWu have >w< it >_> so, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am >_< nyothing slow to ^w^ swack :33 his ^.^ haste. -Fwiaw. >_> You >_> say xDD you UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> wady's :33 mind. -Uneven >_> is x3 the UwU couwse; UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it not. -;;w;; Paw. Immoderately ^.^ she ^.^ weeps fow Tybalt's UwU death, -xDD And >_< thewefowe uWu have UwU I xDD wittwe ^w^ tawk'd of love; -For :3 Venyus ^-^ smiwes nyot uWu in :3 a ;;w;; house of >w< teaws. ->_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, her >w< fathew counts >w< it uWu dangewous -:33 That ^.^ she UwU do UwU give her sorrow UwU so much sway, -xDD And uWu in :33 his ^.^ wisdom hastes UwU ouw ^.^ mawwiage -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop x3 the inyundation of her ^-^ teaws, ->_< Which, ^w^ too much >_> minded ^.^ by herself ^-^ awonye, -^-^ May be put from her ^.^ by ÚwÚ society. -Now UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 the reason of ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste. -Fwiaw. >w< [aside] UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew nyot >w< why >w< it >_> shouwd be x3 swow'd.- -x3 Wook, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the uWu wady toward x3 my >w< ceww. - -Entew Juliet. - -;;w;; Paw. :33 Happiwy :3 met, x3 my uWu wady ÚwÚ and x3 my wife! -^w^ Juw. :33 That OwO may be, ^w^ siw, when UwU I OwO may be :3 a x3 wife. -;;w;; Paw. :33 That OwO may be ^w^ must be, xDD wuv, on >w< Thuwsday nyext. -^w^ Juw. >_> What ^w^ must be UwU shaww >w< be. -Fwiaw. >w< That's :3 a xDD cewtain uWu text. -;;w;; Paw. :3 Come xDD you to >_< make >_> confession to ÚwÚ this father? -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; To answew :3 that, UwU I >_> shouwd x3 confess to OwO you. -;;w;; Paw. Do nyot UwU deny to ^.^ him :3 that xDD you wuv x3 me. -^w^ Juw. UwU I xDD wiww x3 confess to xDD you :3 that UwU I wuv ^.^ him. -;;w;; Paw. ^w^ So xDD wiww :3 ye, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, :3 that xDD you wuv x3 me. -^w^ Juw. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> so, >w< it xDD wiww be of ^.^ mowe >_< pwice, -uWu Being ^-^ spoke x3 behind x3 youw back, than to x3 youw ;;w;; face. -;;w;; Paw. OwO Poow x3 souw, >w< thy OwO face >_> is much UwU abus'd with >w< teaws. -^w^ Juw. uWu The tears uWu have ^w^ got UwU smaww OwO victowy ^.^ by :3 that, -For >w< it UwU was :33 bad enough >w< befowe uWu theiw spite. -;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Thou wrong'st >w< it ^.^ mowe than tears with :3 that report. -^w^ Juw. :33 That >_> is nyo slander, ^w^ siw, which >_> is :3 a truth; -xDD And >_> what UwU I spake, UwU I x3 spake >w< it to x3 my ;;w;; face. -;;w;; Paw. x3 Thy OwO face >_> is >_> minye, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast sland'red :3 it. -^w^ Juw. ^.^ It OwO may be >_> so, fow >w< it >_> is nyot >_< minye own. -^w^ Awe xDD you uWu at >_> weisuwe, >w< howy ÚwÚ fathew, now, -:33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I come to xDD you uWu at x3 evenying :3 mass -Fwiaw. OwO My leisure sewves uWu me, pensive ^w^ daughtew, now. -OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we ^w^ must entweat x3 the time >_< awonye. -;;w;; Paw. ^w^ God OwO shiewd UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ distuwb xDD devotion! -Juwiet, on >w< Thuwsday early xDD wiww UwU I wouse uWu ye. -Tiww >w< then, adieu, ÚwÚ and >_< keep ÚwÚ this >w< howy >w< kiss. ÚwÚ Exit. -^w^ Juw. >_< O, shut x3 the >w< doow! ÚwÚ and when xDD thou x3 hast donye >_> so, -:3 Come xDD weep with me- x3 past hope, x3 past ÚwÚ cuwe, x3 past :33 hewp! -Fwiaw. xDD Ah, Juwiet, UwU I xDD awweady ^.^ knyow >w< thy gwief; -^.^ It stwains ;;w;; me x3 past x3 the compass of x3 my wits. -UwU I hear xDD thou ;;w;; must, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing OwO may prorogue :33 it, -On >w< Thuwsday :3 nyext be mawwied to ÚwÚ this ^-^ County. -^w^ Juw. Teww ;;w;; me >_> nyot, >_< fwiaw, :3 that xDD thou x3 heaw'st of uWu this, -OwO Unwess xDD thou tell ;;w;; me >w< how UwU I OwO may ^w^ pwevent :3 it. -;;w;; If uWu in >w< thy ^.^ wisdom xDD thou ;;w;; canst UwU give nyo hewp, -Do xDD thou >_> but caww x3 my uWu wesowution uWu wise -xDD And with ÚwÚ this knyife I'll OwO hewp >w< it presently. -^w^ God OwO join'd x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ and x3 Womeo's, xDD thou UwU ouw hands; -xDD And ere ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ^.^ by uWu thee to Romeo's seal'd, -Shall be x3 the wabew to anyothew OwO deed, -:33 Ow x3 my true >_< heawt with treacherous ;;w;; wevowt -Tuwn to another, ÚwÚ this UwU shaww slay them xDD both. ->_< Thewefowe, x3 out of >w< thy xDD wong-expewienc'd time, -Give ;;w;; me x3 some xDD pwesent counsew; or, behowd, -UwU 'Twixt x3 my extwemes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this bwoody knyife -Shall :33 pway x3 the :3 empiwe, awbitwating :3 that ->_< Which x3 the OwO commission of >w< thy years ÚwÚ and awt -Could to nyo x3 issue of true honour bring. -^w^ Be nyot UwU so ^-^ wong to >_< speak. UwU I ^-^ wong to ^-^ die -;;w;; If >_> what xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st speak nyot of UwU wemedy. -Fwiaw. UwU Howd, >w< daughtew. UwU I UwU do ^w^ spy :3 a uWu kind of hope, ->_< Which cwaves >_< as despewate >w< an :33 execution -;;w;; As :3 that >_> is despewate which ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd prevent. -If, rather than to marry xDD County Paris -^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the ÚwÚ stwength of xDD wiww to slay ;;w;; thysewf, -UwU Then >_> is >w< it ÚwÚ wikewy xDD thou wiwt undewtake -^-^ A ^.^ thing ^.^ wike :33 death to UwU chide OwO away ÚwÚ this UwU shame, -:33 That UwU cop'st with :33 death >_< himsewf to ;;w;; scape from uWu it; -^.^ And, >_> if xDD thou uWu daw'st, I'll UwU give uWu thee UwU wemedy. -^w^ Juw. >_< O, bid ;;w;; me x3 weap, rather than marry >_< Pawis, -Fwom x3 off x3 the :3 battwements of yonder tower, -:33 Ow UwU wawk uWu in thievish >w< ways, ow bid ;;w;; me x3 wuwk -Whewe ;;w;; sewpents >_< awe; uWu chain ;;w;; me with xDD woawing bears, -:33 Ow shut ;;w;; me xDD nyightwy uWu in :3 a chawnyew house, -O'ercover'd quite with >_< dead men's >_> wattwing xDD bonyes, -With reeky ^.^ shanks ÚwÚ and >w< yewwow chapless >_> skuwws; -:33 Ow bid ;;w;; me OwO go x3 into :3 a nyew-made :3 gwave -xDD And hide ;;w;; me with :3 a >_< dead x3 man uWu in :33 his shroud- -^w^ Things :3 that, to hear them x3 towd, uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me tremble- -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >w< it ^-^ without feaw ow doubt, -;;w;; To ^w^ wive >w< an UwU unstain'd >w< wife to x3 my x3 sweet love. -Fwiaw. UwU Howd, UwU then. Go ^.^ home, be >_> mewwy, UwU give >_< consent -;;w;; To marry Paris. >w< Wednyesday >_> is ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ->_< To-mowwow >w< nyight wook :3 that xDD thou >_< wie ^.^ awonye; -Let nyot x3 the nyuwse >_< wie with uWu thee uWu in >w< thy ^.^ chambew. -^.^ Take xDD thou ÚwÚ this vial, ^.^ being xDD then uWu in ^.^ bed, -xDD And ÚwÚ this distiwwed liquor ÚwÚ dwink xDD thou :33 off; -x3 When presently ^w^ thwough aww >w< thy >_> veins UwU shaww >w< wun -^-^ A UwU cowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwowsy x3 humouw; fow nyo >_< puwse -Shall >_< keep :33 his OwO nyative x3 pwogwess, >_> but :3 suwcease; -No warmth, nyo :33 bweath, UwU shaww >w< testify xDD thou UwU wivest; -uWu The >_< woses uWu in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and >_> cheeks UwU shaww >_> fade -;;w;; To ;;w;; pawy :3 ashes, >w< thy eyes' ^w^ windows faww -Wike :33 death when ^.^ he x3 shuts x3 up x3 the day of :33 wife; -x3 Each >_> pawt, x3 depwiv'd of supple guvwnment, -Shaww, OwO stiff ÚwÚ and x3 stawk ÚwÚ and >_< cowd, appeaw ^.^ wike ÚwÚ death; -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this bowwowed xDD wikenyess of UwU shwunk :33 death -^.^ Thou shalt >w< continyue >w< two-and-fowty houws, -xDD And xDD then awake >_< as from :3 a >_> pweasant OwO sweep. ->_> Nyow, when x3 the bwidegwoom uWu in x3 the mownying x3 comes -;;w;; To wouse uWu thee from >w< thy ^.^ bed, there awt xDD thou uWu dead. -Then, >_< as x3 the ^w^ mannyew of UwU ouw countwy ;;w;; is, -^w^ In >w< thy best ^-^ wobes uncuvwed on x3 the bier -^.^ Thou shalt be :3 bownye to :3 that same UwU ancient >_< vauwt -Whewe aww x3 the >w< kindwed of x3 the >w< Capuwets xDD wie. -^w^ In x3 the >_> mean time, OwO against xDD thou shalt >w< awake, -Shall >_< Womeo ^.^ by x3 my x3 wettews ^.^ knyow UwU ouw ^w^ dwift; -xDD And ÚwÚ hithew UwU shaww ^.^ he >_< come; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and UwU I -Will ;;w;; watch >w< thy :3 waking, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD vewy >w< nyight -Shall >_< Womeo UwU beaw uWu thee >w< hence to Mantua. -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU shaww fwee uWu thee from ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent UwU shame, -;;w;; If nyo inconstant uWu toy nor >_> womanyish feaw -Abate >w< thy valour uWu in x3 the >w< acting :3 it. -^w^ Juw. Give uWu me, UwU give me! >_< O, tell nyot ;;w;; me of ÚwÚ feaw! -Fwiaw. Hold! >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, be >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :33 pwospewous -^w^ In ÚwÚ this wesowve. I'll >_> send :3 a >w< fwiaw with ^w^ speed -;;w;; To uWu Mantua, with x3 my x3 wettews to >w< thy OwO wowd. -^w^ Juw. Wuv UwU give ;;w;; me ^w^ stwength! ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwength UwU shaww OwO hewp afford. -UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw :33 fathew. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew Fathew >_< Capuwet, uWu Mothew, Nyuwse, ÚwÚ and x3 Sewvingmen, ->w< two ow thwee. - -uWu Cap. ^w^ So UwU many ;;w;; guests invite >_< as OwO hewe OwO awe >w< wwit. -;;w;; [Exit :3 a Servingman.] -Siwwah, OwO go uWu hiwe ;;w;; me ÚwÚ twenty x3 cunnying OwO cooks. -Serv. >_> You UwU shaww uWu have >_< nyonye UwU iww, siw; fow I'll >_> twy >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> wick -uWu theiw xDD fingews. -uWu Cap. How ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_> twy them so? -Serv. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis >w< an :33 iww cook :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_> wick :33 his UwU own -xDD fingews. Therefore ^.^ he :3 that ;;w;; cannyot >_> wick :33 his x3 fingews xDD goes nyot with -x3 me. -uWu Cap. ^w^ Go, ;;w;; begonye. -uWu Exit Servingman. -We UwU shaww be much unfurnish'd fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. -What, >_> is x3 my daughter >_> gonye to uWu Fwiaw Wauwence? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. Ay, ^-^ fowsooth. -uWu Cap. xDD Weww, be OwO may chance to UwU do x3 some ÚwÚ good on her. -^-^ A >_> peevish >w< sewf-wiww'd harlotry >w< it >w< is. - -Entew Juliet. - -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ she x3 comes from shrift with ^.^ mewwy wook. -uWu Cap. How now, x3 my :3 headstwong? Whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been :33 gadding? -^w^ Juw. Whewe UwU I uWu have ^w^ weawnt ;;w;; me to wepent x3 the x3 sin -Of uWu disobedient :33 opposition -;;w;; To xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw behests, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am ^w^ enjoin'd -^-^ By >w< howy OwO Wauwence to faww x3 pwostwate OwO hewe -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg x3 youw pardon. Pawdon, UwU I :33 beseech you! -ÚwÚ Hencefowwawd UwU I ^w^ am OwO evew wuw'd ^.^ by OwO you. -uWu Cap. >_< Send fow x3 the ^-^ County. Go tell ^.^ him of UwU this. -I'll uWu have ÚwÚ this >_< knyot >w< knyit x3 up to-mowwow xDD mownying. -^w^ Juw. UwU I >w< met x3 the youthfuw ;;w;; wowd uWu at Laurence' cell -xDD And uWu gave ^.^ him >_> what :3 becomed wuv UwU I xDD might, -ÚwÚ Nyot ÚwÚ stepping ^-^ o'ew x3 the bounds of OwO modesty. -uWu Cap. Why, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ^.^ on't. This >_> is well. ;;w;; Stand :33 up. -This >_> is ^.^ as't >_> shouwd >w< be. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the ^-^ County. -Ay, marry, x3 go, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew. ->_> Nyow, ^-^ afowe :33 God, ÚwÚ this reverend >w< howy >_< fwiaw, -All UwU ouw whole UwU city >_> is much bound to ^.^ him. -^w^ Juw. Nyuwse, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with ;;w;; me x3 into x3 my cwoset -;;w;; To OwO hewp ;;w;; me ;;w;; sowt xDD such needful ownyaments -;;w;; As xDD you think ;;w;; fit to furnish ;;w;; me ^-^ to-mowwow? -Mother. :3 Nyo, nyot >w< tiww ÚwÚ Thuwsday. >_> Thewe >_> is time enyough. -uWu Cap. ^w^ Go, xDD nyuwse, OwO go with her. ^-^ We'ww to ^-^ chuwch ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -Exeunt Juwiet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. -Mother. We UwU shaww be showt uWu in UwU ouw x3 pwovision. -'Tis nyow nyeaw OwO nyight. -uWu Cap. Tush, UwU I xDD wiww stir about, -xDD And aww ^.^ things UwU shaww be weww, UwU I :33 wawwant ÚwÚ thee, x3 wife. -Go xDD thou to Juwiet, OwO hewp to deck x3 up her. -I'll nyot to x3 bed to-nyight; wet ;;w;; me >_< awonye. -I'll :33 pway x3 the :3 housewife fow ÚwÚ this OwO once. What, ho! -^-^ They OwO awe aww forth; weww, UwU I xDD wiww UwU wawk mysewf -;;w;; To xDD County >_< Pawis, to >_> pwepawe ^.^ him x3 up -^w^ Against ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is wondwous wight, -Since ÚwÚ this same :33 waywawd girl >_> is UwU so reclaim'd. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -;;w;; Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. - -Entew Juwiet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. - -^w^ Juw. Ay, UwU those ^.^ attiwes OwO awe OwO best; but, ^-^ gentwe xDD nyuwse, -UwU I pray uWu thee OwO weave ;;w;; me to mysewf to-nyight; -For UwU I uWu have >_< nyeed of UwU many xDD owisons -;;w;; To move x3 the heavens to ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon x3 my state, ->_< Which, weww xDD thou knowest, >_> is OwO cwoss ÚwÚ and full of >_< sin. - -Entew Mother. - -Mother. What, OwO awe xDD you xDD busy, ho? Nyeed xDD you x3 my x3 hewp? -^w^ Juw. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; ^.^ we uWu have :3 cuww'd xDD such uWu nyecessawies -;;w;; As OwO awe uWu behooffuww fow UwU ouw >w< state ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, wet ;;w;; me nyow be left ^-^ awonye, -xDD And wet x3 the nyuwse ÚwÚ this >w< nyight sit x3 up with uWu you; -For UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you uWu have x3 youw ^.^ hands full aww -^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU so ^.^ sudden business. -Mother. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. ->_< Get uWu thee to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and rest; fow xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ nyeed. -Exeunt uWu [Mothew ÚwÚ and >w< Nyuwse.] -^w^ Juw. >_< Faweweww! ^w^ God xDD knyows when ^.^ we UwU shaww :3 meet ;;w;; again. -UwU I uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ faint UwU cowd feaw x3 thwiwws ^w^ thwough x3 my >_> veins -:33 That almost freezes x3 up x3 the ^.^ heat of life. -I'll caww them back again to uWu comfowt x3 me. -Nyuwse!- >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ she UwU do hewe? -OwO My ÚwÚ dismaw scene UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must ;;w;; act >_< awonye. -^.^ Come, xDD viaw. ->_> What >_> if ÚwÚ this x3 mixtuwe UwU do nyot ^.^ wowk uWu at ÚwÚ aww? -Shall UwU I be mawwied xDD then to-mowwow morning? -:3 Nyo, Nyo! This UwU shaww UwU fowbid :3 it. Lie xDD thou :33 thewe. -:3 Ways down :3 a >w< daggew. ->_> What >_> if >w< it be :3 a x3 poison which x3 the >w< fwiaw -Subtilly hath minyist'wed to uWu have ;;w;; me >_< dead, -Lest uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ mawwiage ^.^ he >_> shouwd be UwU dishonyouw'd ->_< Because ^.^ he mawwied ;;w;; me >w< befowe to ^.^ Womeo? -UwU I feaw >w< it is; ÚwÚ and yet uWu methinks >w< it >_> shouwd >_> nyot, -For ^.^ he hath still :33 been ;;w;; twied :3 a >w< howy man. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot entertain UwU so :33 bad :3 a thought. -How >_< if, when UwU I ^w^ am laid x3 into x3 the ;;w;; tomb, -UwU I wake >w< befowe x3 the time :3 that >_< Womeo -:3 Come to xDD wedeem me? >_> Thewe's :3 a x3 feawfuw point! -Shall UwU I nyot xDD then be stifled uWu in x3 the OwO vauwt, -;;w;; To x3 whose fouw xDD mouth nyo :3 heawthsome ^w^ aiw breathes x3 in, -xDD And there ^-^ die xDD stwangwed ere x3 my >_< Womeo ;;w;; comes? -:3 Ow, >_> if UwU I x3 wive, >_> is >w< it nyot xDD vewy ^.^ wike -uWu The howwibwe conceit of :33 death ÚwÚ and night, -OwO Togethew with x3 the tewwow of x3 the :3 pwace- -;;w;; As uWu in :3 a OwO vauwt, >w< an UwU ancient ;;w;; weceptacwe -Whewe fow ÚwÚ this UwU many :3 hundwed years x3 the bones -Of aww x3 my buried >w< ancestows OwO awe ^-^ pack'd; -Whewe bwoody uWu Tybawt, yet >_> but green uWu in earth, -Lies fest'ring uWu in :33 his shroud; where, >_< as ;;w;; they say, -At x3 some >_> houws uWu in x3 the >w< nyight ;;w;; spiwits wesowt- -xDD Awack, awack, >_> is >w< it nyot ^.^ wike :3 that I, -^w^ So early waking- >_> what with woathsome x3 smewws, -xDD And shwieks ^.^ wike :3 mandwakes :33 town x3 out of x3 the earth, -:33 That UwU wiving >w< mowtaws, hearing ÚwÚ them, >w< wun mad- ->_< O, >_> if UwU I x3 wake, UwU shaww UwU I nyot be distwaught, -Environed with aww these ^-^ hideous >_> feaws, -xDD And madly :33 pway with x3 my fowefathews' uWu joints, -xDD And pluck x3 the OwO mangwed Tybawt from :33 his shroud., -^.^ And, uWu in ÚwÚ this rage, with x3 some great xDD kinsman's bonye -;;w;; As with :3 a club ÚwÚ dash x3 out x3 my desp'wate brains? ->_< O, look! uWu methinks UwU I >_> see x3 my uWu cousin's xDD ghost -UwU Seeking x3 out ;;w;; Womeo, :3 that uWu did spit :33 his >w< body ->_> Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wapiew's point. Stay, uWu Tybawt, ^-^ stay! -;;w;; Womeo, UwU I >w< come! ÚwÚ this UwU do UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to thee. - -:33 She UwU [dwinks uWu and] ^w^ fawws ;;w;; upon her x3 bed within x3 the UwU cuwtains. - - - - -Scene :33 IV. -UwU Capuwet's ÚwÚ house. - -Entew xDD Wady of x3 the House ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. - -^-^ Wady. UwU Howd, OwO take these ;;w;; keys ÚwÚ and :3 fetch ^.^ mowe uWu spices, nurse. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ They caww fow x3 dates ÚwÚ and >w< quinces uWu in x3 the xDD pastwy. - -Entew ^-^ Owd Capuwet. - -uWu Cap. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ stiw, ÚwÚ stiw, stir! uWu The second >_> cock hath crow'd, -uWu The OwO cuwfew beww hath xDD wung, UwU 'tis >w< thwee OwO o'cwock. -Wook to x3 the ^.^ bak'd ;;w;; meats, ÚwÚ good uWu Angewica; -^w^ Spawe nyot fow OwO cost. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^w^ Go, xDD you ;;w;; cot-quean, x3 go, ->_< Get xDD you to bed! Faith, you'ww be >w< sick to-mowwow -For ÚwÚ this night's UwU watching. -uWu Cap. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a whit. What, UwU I uWu have UwU watch'd ere nyow -All >w< nyight fow wessew >_< cause, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nye'ew :33 been ;;w;; sick. -^-^ Wady. Ay, xDD you uWu have :33 been :3 a x3 mouse-hunt uWu in x3 youw time; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; watch xDD you from xDD such ^w^ watching now. -Exeunt xDD Wady ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyuwse. -uWu Cap. ^-^ A jealous :3 hood, :3 a jealous :33 hood! - -Entew >w< thwee ow fouw [Fellows, with x3 spits ÚwÚ and logs ÚwÚ and ^w^ baskets. - ->_> What >_> is OwO thewe? >_> Nyow, fewwow, ->w< Fewwow. ^w^ Things fow x3 the cook, siw; >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. -uWu Cap. ^-^ Make xDD haste, >_< make ^.^ haste. ;;w;; [Exit Fewwow.] Siwwah, :3 fetch ^w^ dwiew -wogs. -;;w;; Caww ^-^ Petew; ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 awe. ->w< Fewwow. UwU I uWu have :3 a head, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD wiww find x3 out logs -xDD And >_< nyevew >_> twoubwe Petew fow x3 the :3 mattew. -uWu Cap. Mass, ÚwÚ and weww ÚwÚ said; :3 a ^.^ mewwy whoweson, :33 ha! -^.^ Thou shalt be xDD woggewhead. ;;w;; [Exit Fewwow.] ^-^ Good ^w^ faith, UwU 'tis x3 day. -uWu The xDD County xDD wiww be OwO hewe with uWu music stwaight, -For UwU so ^.^ he uWu said ^.^ he would. >_> Pway >_> music. -UwU I hear ^.^ him ÚwÚ nyeaw. -Nurse! ^-^ Wife! What, ho! What, xDD nyuwse, UwU I ;;w;; say! - -Entew ÚwÚ Nyuwse. -Go >w< waken uWu Juwiet; OwO go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twim her :33 up. -I'll OwO go ÚwÚ and ^.^ chat with Paris. uWu Hie, >_< make xDD haste, -^-^ Make UwU haste! uWu The bwidegwoom ^.^ he >_> is come ;;w;; awweady: -^-^ Make xDD haste, UwU I :3 say. -[Exeunt.] - - - - -Scene V. -;;w;; Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. - -[Entew >w< Nyuwse.] - -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. ^-^ Mistwess! x3 what, mistwess! :33 Juwiet! ;;w;; Fast, UwU I :33 wawwant hew, ^w^ she. -Why, uWu wamb! >w< why, :33 wady! OwO Fie, xDD you swug-abed! -Why, xDD wuv, UwU I ;;w;; say! madam! sweetheart! Why, :33 bwide! -What, nyot :3 a word? >_> You OwO take x3 youw pennyworths >_< nyow! -OwO Sweep fow :3 a xDD week; fow x3 the :3 nyext night, UwU I warrant, -uWu The xDD County Paris hath uWu set x3 up :33 his xDD west -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww xDD west >_> but ^.^ wittwe. ^w^ God :33 fowgive me! -OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and amen. How >_> sound >_> is ^.^ she asleep! -UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must wake her. uWu Madam, UwU madam, madam! -Ay, wet x3 the xDD County OwO take xDD you uWu in x3 youw bed! -^-^ He'ww :33 fwight xDD you up, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. Will >w< it nyot :3 be? -[Draws :3 aside x3 the curtains.] -What, dwess'd, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 youw cwothes, ÚwÚ and down ^w^ again? -UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds wake OwO you. uWu Wady! :33 wady! :33 wady! -ÚwÚ Awas, ^.^ awas! Hewp, :33 hewp! OwO My >_> wady's ÚwÚ dead! -x3 O >_> wewaday :3 that OwO evew UwU I UwU was uWu bown! -;;w;; Some UwU aqua-vitae, ho! OwO My ^.^ wowd! x3 my :33 wady! - -Entew Mother. - -Mother. >_> What noise >_> is hewe? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O lamentable ^.^ day! -Mother. >_> What >_> is x3 the ^.^ mattew? -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 Wook, look! x3 O x3 heavy ^.^ day! -Mother. x3 O uWu me, x3 O me! OwO My child, x3 my >w< onwy wife! -Revive, wook up, ow UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die with uWu thee! -Hewp, :33 hewp! ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; hewp. - -Entew Fathew. - -Fathew. For UwU shame, ;;w;; bwing Juwiet forth; her ;;w;; wowd >_> is x3 come. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. >_> She's >_< dead, ^.^ deceas'd; ^w^ she's ÚwÚ dead! Alack x3 the ^.^ day! -Mother. Alack x3 the ^-^ day, ^w^ she's >_< dead, ^w^ she's >_< dead, ^w^ she's ÚwÚ dead! -uWu Cap. uWu Ha! wet ;;w;; me >_> see her. UwU Out ^.^ awas! ^w^ she's >_< cowd, -:3 Hew :3 bwood >_> is >_> settwed, ÚwÚ and her xDD joints OwO awe stiff; -Life ÚwÚ and these lips uWu have ^-^ wong :33 been sepawated. ->_> Death wies on her ^.^ wike >w< an untimely frost ->_> Upon x3 the ^w^ sweetest fwowew of aww x3 the >_> fiewd. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O lamentable ^.^ day! -Mother. x3 O ^-^ wofuw xDD time! -uWu Cap. Death, :3 that hath >_> ta'en her >w< hence to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ waiw, -Ties x3 up x3 my >_> tongue ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot wet ;;w;; me >_< speak. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD County [Paris], with ^w^ Musicians. - -Fwiaw. ^.^ Come, >_> is x3 the bride ready to OwO go to church? -uWu Cap. Weady to x3 go, >_> but >_< nyevew to wetuwn. -x3 O x3 son, x3 the >w< nyight >w< befowe >w< thy ÚwÚ wedding day ->_< Hath >_> Death xDD wain with >w< thy x3 wife. :3 See, there ^.^ she lies, -:3 Fwowew >_< as ^.^ she UwU was, deflowered ^.^ by ^.^ him. ->_> Death >_> is x3 my x3 son-in-waw, >_> Death >_> is x3 my heir; -OwO My daughter ^.^ he hath wedded. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ die -xDD And OwO weave ^.^ him all. >_< Wife, >w< wiving, aww >_> is >w< Death's. -;;w;; Paw. :3 Have UwU I xDD thought ^-^ wong to >_> see ÚwÚ this :3 mownying's >w< face, -xDD And xDD doth >w< it UwU give ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a ^.^ sight >_< as :3 this? -Mother. ^.^ Accuws'd, >_< unhappy, wretched, hateful ^.^ day! -:3 Most >w< misewabwe >_> houw :3 that ;;w;; e'ew time saw -^w^ In :3 wasting labour of :33 his pilgrimage! -OwO But one, poor one, one poor ÚwÚ and >w< woving child, -OwO But one ^.^ thing to rejoice ÚwÚ and sowace x3 in, -xDD And UwU cwuew >_> Death hath UwU catch'd >w< it from x3 my ;;w;; sight! -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. x3 O >_< woe? x3 O woful, woful, ^-^ wofuw ^.^ day! -:3 Most lamentable ^-^ day, UwU most ^-^ wofuw day -:33 That OwO evew OwO evew UwU I uWu did yet behold! -x3 O ^.^ day! x3 O ^.^ day! x3 O ^.^ day! x3 O hateful ^.^ day! -xDD Nyevew UwU was :3 seen UwU so black :3 a day >_< as UwU this. -x3 O ^-^ wofuw ^.^ day! x3 O ^-^ wofuw ^.^ day! -;;w;; Paw. OwO Beguiw'd, OwO divowced, ^-^ wwonged, spited, ;;w;; swain! -:3 Most ^.^ detestabwe Death, ^.^ by uWu thee ^.^ beguiw'd, -^-^ By UwU cwuew UwU cwuew uWu thee quite >_< uvwthwown! -x3 O love! x3 O wife! nyot :3 wife, >_> but wuv uWu in :33 death -uWu Cap. x3 Despis'd, distressed, hated, ÚwÚ mawtyw'd, kiww'd! -ÚwÚ Uncomfowtabwe time, >w< why xDD cam'st xDD thou nyow -;;w;; To >_> muwthew, muwthew UwU ouw ^w^ sowemnyity? -x3 O >_> chiwd! x3 O >_> chiwd! x3 my x3 souw, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 my >_> chiwd! -Dead awt UwU thou, ÚwÚ dead! awack, x3 my chiwd >_> is >_< dead, -xDD And with x3 my chiwd x3 my joys OwO awe :33 buwied! -Fwiaw. uWu Peace, :3 ho, fow x3 shame! Confusion's >w< cuwe ;;w;; wives nyot -^w^ In these ^.^ confusions. uWu Heaven ÚwÚ and >_> youwsewf -xDD Had ÚwÚ pawt uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< faiw x3 maid! nyow heaven hath all, -xDD And aww x3 the xDD bettew >_> is >w< it fow x3 the ^-^ maid. -uWu Youw ÚwÚ pawt uWu in her xDD you couwd nyot >_< keep from UwU death, -OwO But heaven keeps :33 his ÚwÚ pawt uWu in xDD etewnyaw life. -uWu The UwU most xDD you >_< sought UwU was her pwomotion, -For uWu 'twas x3 youw heaven ^.^ she >_> shouwd be >_< advanc'd; -xDD And xDD weep OwO ye now, ^-^ seeing ^.^ she >_> is >w< advanc'd -Abuv x3 the >_> cwouds, >_< as xDD high >_< as heaven ÚwÚ itsewf? ->_< O, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD wuv, xDD you wuv x3 youw chiwd UwU so :33 iww -:33 That xDD you >w< wun mad, ^-^ seeing :3 that ^.^ she >_> is well. ->_> She's nyot weww mawwied :3 that ;;w;; wives mawwied long, -OwO But ^w^ she's best mawwied :3 that dies mawwied ^w^ young. -;;w;; Dwy x3 up x3 youw tears ÚwÚ and OwO stick x3 youw >w< wosemawy -On ÚwÚ this >w< faiw :33 cowse, x3 and, >_< as x3 the ;;w;; custom ;;w;; is, -^w^ In aww her best awway UwU beaw her to OwO chuwch; -For ^w^ though fond ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU bids >_> us aww :33 wament, -ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; nyatuwe's tears OwO awe OwO weason's :33 mewwiment. -uWu Cap. All ^.^ things :3 that ^.^ we xDD owdainyed festival -Tuwn from uWu theiw ^.^ office to black uWu funyewaw- -Our instwuments to ^-^ mewanchowy OwO bewws, -Our ÚwÚ wedding cheer to :3 a >_> sad >w< buwiaw :3 feast; -Our solemn hymns to UwU suwwen uWu diwges uWu change; -Our bwidaw fwowews serve fow :3 a buried UwU cowse; -xDD And aww ^.^ things change them to x3 the ^.^ contwawy. -Fwiaw. UwU Siw, OwO go xDD you UwU in; x3 and, UwU madam, OwO go with him; -xDD And x3 go, Sir Paris. Evewy one >_> pwepawe -;;w;; To ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ this >w< faiw cowse >w< unto her x3 gwave. -uWu The heavens UwU do low'r ;;w;; upon xDD you fow x3 some iww; -^.^ Muv them nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ by :33 cwossing uWu theiw xDD high :33 wiww. -:33 Exeunt. Manyent OwO Musicians [and uWu Nyuwse]. -:3 1. xDD Mus. Faith, ^.^ we OwO may put x3 up UwU ouw xDD pipes ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; gonye. -ÚwÚ Nyuwse. :3 Honyest ÚwÚ good fewwows, UwU ah, put up, put ^-^ up! -For weww xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a ^w^ pitifuw :3 case. ^-^ [Exit.] -:3 1. xDD Mus. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my troth, x3 the case OwO may be ^w^ amended. - -Entew ;;w;; Petew. - ->_< Pet. Musicians, >_< O, uWu musicians, ÚwÚ 'Heawt's ease,' ÚwÚ 'Heawt's >_> ease'! ->_< O, >w< an xDD you xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; me x3 wive, :33 pway ÚwÚ 'Heawt's ease.' -:3 1. xDD Mus. Why ÚwÚ 'Heawt's UwU ease'', ->_< Pet. >_< O, uWu musicians, uWu because x3 my >_< heawt itsewf plays >w< 'My >_< heawt >_> is full -of ^w^ woe.' >_< O, :33 pway ;;w;; me x3 some ^.^ mewwy ^-^ dump to uWu comfowt x3 me. -:3 1. xDD Mus. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^-^ dump ^-^ we! 'Tis nyo time to :33 pway now. ->_< Pet. >_> You xDD wiww nyot ^w^ then? -:3 1. xDD Mus. No. ->_< Pet. UwU I xDD wiww xDD then UwU give >w< it xDD you soundly. -:3 1. xDD Mus. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU give us? ->_< Pet. No monyey, on x3 my ^w^ faith, >_> but x3 the >_> gweek. UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you x3 the -^.^ minstwew. -:3 1. xDD Mus. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I UwU give xDD you x3 the sewving-cweatuwe. ->_< Pet. UwU Then xDD wiww UwU I uWu way x3 the x3 sewving-cweatuwe's ÚwÚ daggew on x3 youw pate. -UwU I xDD wiww carry nyo >_< cwotchets. I'll re UwU you, I'll >_> fa OwO you. Do xDD you ^-^ nyote -me? -:3 1. xDD Mus. ^-^ An xDD you re >_> us ÚwÚ and >_> fa us, xDD you ^-^ nyote >_> us. -uWu 2. xDD Mus. >_> Pway xDD you put x3 up x3 youw x3 daggew, ÚwÚ and put x3 out x3 youw >_< wit. ->_< Pet. UwU Then uWu have uWu at xDD you with x3 my wit! UwU I xDD wiww dwy-beat xDD you with >w< an iwon -^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and put x3 up x3 my iwon >w< daggew. Answer ;;w;; me ^.^ wike ^.^ men. - -^-^ 'When ^-^ gwiping grief x3 the >_< heawt xDD doth ^-^ wound, -xDD And dowefuw uWu dumps x3 the ^-^ mind :33 oppwess, -UwU Then uWu music with her :33 siwvew :3 sound'- - -Why >_> 'siwvew OwO sound'? Why >w< 'music with her :33 siwvew OwO sound'? ->_> What >_> say UwU you, UwU Simon OwO Catwing? -:3 1. xDD Mus. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, uWu because :33 siwvew hath :3 a x3 sweet UwU sound. ->_< Pet. UwU Pwetty! >_> What >_> say >_< You, ^.^ Hugh Rebeck? -uWu 2. xDD Mus. UwU I >_> say >_> 'siwvew sound' uWu because musicians >_> sound fow uWu siwvew. ->_< Pet. x3 Pwetty ;;w;; too! >_> What >_> say UwU you, ;;w;; James >_< Soundpost? ->w< 3. xDD Mus. Faith, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to :3 say. ->_< Pet. >_< O, UwU I cwy xDD you mercy! xDD you OwO awe x3 the xDD singew. UwU I xDD wiww >_> say fow OwO you. ^.^ It ->_> is >w< 'music with her :33 siwvew sound' uWu because musicians uWu have nyo gowd -fow ^.^ sounding. - -uWu 'Then uWu music with her :33 siwvew >_> sound -With UwU speedy OwO hewp xDD doth xDD wend :3 wedwess.' >w< [Exit. - -:3 1. xDD Mus. >_> What :3 a pestilent x3 knyave >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? -uWu 2. xDD Mus. Hang :3 him, Jack! ^.^ Come, we'll uWu in UwU hewe, ^.^ tawwy fow x3 the -xDD mouwnyews, ÚwÚ and xDD stay uWu dinnyew. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. Scene ^.^ I. -Mantua. ^-^ A :33 stweet. - -Entew ^-^ Womeo. - -Rom. ;;w;; If UwU I OwO may :33 twust x3 the flattering uWu twuth of :33 sweep -OwO My x3 dweams presage x3 some >w< joyfuw nyews uWu at >w< hand. -OwO My :3 bosom's ;;w;; wowd >_> sits >w< wightwy uWu in :33 his throne, -xDD And aww ÚwÚ this day >w< an ^.^ unyaccustom'd ^w^ spiwit -Lifts ;;w;; me :33 abuv x3 the x3 gwound with cheerful >w< thoughts. -UwU I dweamt x3 my uWu wady ^-^ came ÚwÚ and >_> found ;;w;; me >_< dead -(Strange dweam :3 that ;;w;; gives :3 a >_< dead x3 man OwO weave to think!) -xDD And >w< bweath'd xDD such >w< wife with ^-^ kisses uWu in x3 my lips -:33 That UwU I xDD weviv'd ÚwÚ and UwU was >w< an uWu empewow. -Ah me! >w< how x3 sweet >_> is wuv itsewf possess'd, -x3 When >_> but love's ^-^ shadows OwO awe UwU so rich uWu in >_< joy! - -Entew Romeo's ^-^ Man ÚwÚ Bawthasaw, uWu booted. - -News from Verona! How now, Bawthasaw? -uWu Dost xDD thou nyot ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 wettews from x3 the friar? -How xDD doth x3 my x3 wady? Is x3 my >w< fathew ^.^ weww? -How fawes x3 my Juliet? :33 That UwU I ^w^ ask OwO again, -For >_< nyothing ^.^ can be :33 iww >_> if ^.^ she be well. -uWu Man. UwU Then ^.^ she >_> is weww, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing ^.^ can be ill. -:3 Hew >w< body sweeps uWu in Capel's ;;w;; monyument, -xDD And her :3 immowtaw ÚwÚ pawt with ^-^ angews ^.^ wives. -UwU I saw her laid wow uWu in her kindwed's >_< vauwt -xDD And presently >_> took x3 post to tell >w< it OwO you. ->_< O, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me fow x3 bwinging these :33 iww news, -Since xDD you uWu did OwO weave >w< it fow x3 my office, sir. -Rom. Is >w< it ^w^ e'en so? UwU Then UwU I ^.^ defy UwU you, UwU staws! -^.^ Thou knowest x3 my ÚwÚ wodging. >_< Get ;;w;; me ink ÚwÚ and paper -xDD And uWu hiwe >_< posthowses. UwU I xDD wiww >w< hence to-night. -uWu Man. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, uWu have OwO patience. -uWu Youw :33 wooks OwO awe pawe ÚwÚ and >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and UwU do impowt -;;w;; Some :33 misadventuwe. -Rom. Tush, xDD thou awt ;;w;; deceiv'd. -Weave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 the ^.^ thing UwU I bid uWu thee xDD do. -Hast xDD thou nyo x3 wettews to ;;w;; me from x3 the friar? -uWu Man. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -Rom. No :3 mattew. >_< Get uWu thee >_> gonye -xDD And uWu hiwe UwU those :33 howses. I'll be with uWu thee stwaight. -uWu Exit [Bawthasaw]. -xDD Weww, Juwiet, UwU I xDD wiww >_< wie with uWu thee to-night. -:3 Wet's >_> see fow means. x3 O mischief, xDD thou awt UwU swift -;;w;; To enter uWu in x3 the >_< thoughts of despewate :3 men! -UwU I UwU do remember >w< an xDD apothecawy, -xDD And ÚwÚ heweabouts xDD 'a dwells, which wate UwU I noted -^w^ In x3 tatt'wed ÚwÚ weeds, with overwhelming brows, -Culling of simples. Meagre :3 wewe :33 his looks, -^-^ Shawp misery xDD had wown ^.^ him to x3 the bones; -xDD And uWu in :33 his nyeedy >_> shop :3 a towtoise hung, -^-^ An alligator stuff'd, ÚwÚ and othew ÚwÚ skins -Of iww-shaped uWu fishes; ÚwÚ and about :33 his shelves -^-^ A beggarly :33 account of :33 empty >w< boxes, -Green >_< eawthen >w< pots, bwaddews, ÚwÚ and :3 musty uWu seeds, -Wemnyants of :33 packthwead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd OwO cakes of >_< woses -^.^ Wewe thinly scattewed, to >_< make x3 up :3 a show. -ÚwÚ Nyoting ÚwÚ this xDD penyuwy, to mysewf UwU I said, ->_< 'An >_> if :3 a x3 man uWu did >_< nyeed :3 a x3 poison nyow ->_< Whose sawe >_> is xDD pwesent :33 death uWu in uWu Mantua, -:3 Hewe ;;w;; wives :3 a ^.^ caitiff uWu wwetch ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; seww >w< it >_< him.' ->_< O, ÚwÚ this same xDD thought uWu did >_> but UwU fowewun x3 my need, -xDD And ÚwÚ this same nyeedy x3 man ^w^ must ;;w;; seww >w< it x3 me. -;;w;; As UwU I UwU wemembew, ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be x3 the ÚwÚ house. -uWu Being ^.^ howiday, x3 the ^.^ beggaw's >_> shop >_> is :3 shut. What, ho! ^w^ apothecawy! - -Entew x3 Apothecawy. - ->_> Apoth. Who ;;w;; cawws UwU so loud? -Rom. :3 Come hithew, man. UwU I >_> see :3 that xDD thou awt :3 poow. -UwU Howd, there >_> is >w< fowty xDD ducats. Let ;;w;; me uWu have -^-^ A UwU dwam of uWu poison, xDD such soon-speeding geaw -;;w;; As xDD wiww UwU dispewse itsewf ^w^ thwough aww x3 the >_> veins -:33 That x3 the life-weary :33 takew x3 maww faww >_< dead, -xDD And :3 that x3 the UwU twunk OwO may be UwU dischawg'd of UwU bweath -;;w;; As >_< viowentwy >_< as >_> hasty OwO powdew ^.^ fiw'd -^-^ Doth huwwy from x3 the uWu fataw >w< cannyon's womb. ->_> Apoth. >w< Such >w< mowtaw drugs UwU I uWu have; >_> but x3 Mantua's law -Is :33 death to xDD any ^.^ he :3 that uttews OwO them. -Rom. Awt xDD thou UwU so OwO bawe ÚwÚ and full of ^-^ wwetchednyess -xDD And uWu feawest to die? Faminye >_> is uWu in >w< thy cheeks, -Nyeed ÚwÚ and oppwession ^.^ stawveth uWu in ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, -ÚwÚ Contempt ÚwÚ and :33 beggawy uWu hangs ;;w;; upon >w< thy uWu back: -uWu The wowwd >_> is nyot >w< thy fwiend, nor x3 the OwO wowwd's UwU waw; -uWu The wowwd affowds nyo law to >_< make uWu thee wich; -UwU Then be nyot OwO poow, >_> but bweak >w< it ÚwÚ and OwO take UwU this. ->_> Apoth. OwO My uWu puvwty >_> but nyot x3 my xDD wiww :3 consents. -Rom. UwU I x3 pay >w< thy uWu puvwty ÚwÚ and nyot >w< thy :33 wiww. ->_> Apoth. >_> Put ÚwÚ this uWu in xDD any OwO wiquid ^.^ thing xDD you xDD wiww -xDD And ÚwÚ dwink >w< it ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you xDD had x3 the ÚwÚ stwength -Of ÚwÚ twenty men, >w< it ^.^ wouwd dispatch xDD you stwaight. -Rom. >_> Thewe >_> is >w< thy gowd- xDD wowse x3 poison to men's souws, -:33 Doing ^.^ mowe muwthew uWu in ÚwÚ this woathsome ^w^ wowwd, -Than these poor uWu compounds :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst nyot ^-^ seww. -UwU I ;;w;; seww uWu thee ÚwÚ poison; xDD thou x3 hast sold ;;w;; me none. -uWu Faweweww. xDD Buy OwO food ÚwÚ and get >w< thysewf uWu in ÚwÚ fwesh. -^.^ Come, cowdiaw ÚwÚ and nyot uWu poison, OwO go with ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ;;w;; Juwiet's >w< gwave; fow there ^w^ must UwU I use thee. -:33 Exeunt. - - - - -Scene UwU II. -Verona. uWu Fwiaw Laurence's >w< ceww. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw John to uWu Fwiaw Wauwence. - -OwO John. Holy >w< Fwanciscan >_< fwiaw, brother, ho! - -Entew uWu Fwiaw Wauwence. - -OwO Wauw. This same >_> shouwd be x3 the uWu voice of uWu Fwiaw OwO John. -Welcome from Mantua. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ Womeo? -:3 Ow, >_> if :33 his ^-^ mind be ;;w;; wwit, UwU give ;;w;; me :33 his >_> wettew. -OwO John. ÚwÚ Going to find :3 a barefoot ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ out, -x3 Onye of UwU ouw order, to ÚwÚ associate ;;w;; me -:3 Hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city ÚwÚ visiting x3 the :33 sick, -xDD And finding :3 him, x3 the ^-^ seawchews of x3 the xDD town, -Suspecting :3 that ^.^ we both :3 wewe uWu in :3 a ;;w;; house -Whewe x3 the xDD infectious uWu pestiwence uWu did reign, -Seaw'd x3 up x3 the doows, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot wet >_> us ^-^ fowth, -^w^ So :3 that x3 my ^w^ speed to >_< Mantua there UwU was ^.^ stay'd. -OwO Wauw. Who OwO bawe x3 my letter, >w< then, to ^.^ Womeo? -OwO John. UwU I couwd nyot >_> send OwO it- OwO hewe >w< it >_> is ^w^ again- -x3 Nyow get :3 a :3 messengew to ;;w;; bwing >w< it ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ So x3 feawfuw :3 wewe ;;w;; they of ^w^ infection. -OwO Wauw. Unhappy fortune! ^-^ By x3 my bwothewhood, -uWu The >_> wettew UwU was nyot :3 nyice, >_> but full of charge, -Of uWu deaw impowt; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD nyegwecting >w< it -^-^ May UwU do much danger. uWu Fwiaw John, OwO go hence, ->_< Get ;;w;; me >w< an iwon x3 cwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it ^w^ stwaight -uWu Unto x3 my >w< ceww. -OwO John. UwU Bwothew, I'll OwO go ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it thee. ÚwÚ Exit. -OwO Wauw. >_> Nyow, ^w^ must UwU I to x3 the ;;w;; monyument >_< awonye. -OwO Within ÚwÚ this >w< thwee >_> houws xDD wiww >w< faiw Juwiet wake. -:33 She xDD wiww :3 beshwew ;;w;; me much :3 that >_< Womeo ->_< Hath xDD had nyo ÚwÚ nyotice of these ^.^ accidents; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >w< wwite again to uWu Mantua, -xDD And >_< keep her uWu at x3 my cell >w< tiww >_< Womeo come- -OwO Poow UwU wiving :33 cowse, ^w^ cwos'd uWu in :3 a >_< dead :33 man's x3 tomb! ÚwÚ Exit. - - - - -Scene >_> III. -Verona. ^-^ A churchyard; uWu in >w< it x3 the ;;w;; monyument of x3 the UwU Capuwets. - -Entew Paris ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu Page with fwowews ÚwÚ and OwO [a towch]. - -;;w;; Paw. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy torch, uWu boy. Hence, ÚwÚ and stand :33 awoof. -ÚwÚ Yet put >w< it ^.^ out, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be ÚwÚ seen. -;;w;; Undew :33 yond >_< yew twee uWu way uWu thee aww along, -Holding ^.^ thinye ear ^-^ cwose to x3 the OwO howwow :33 gwound. -^w^ So UwU shaww nyo :33 foot ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 chuwchyawd ;;w;; twead -ÚwÚ (Being UwU woose, ;;w;; unfiwm, with :33 digging x3 up of graves) -OwO But xDD thou shalt hear :3 it. >w< Whistwe xDD then to uWu me, -;;w;; As OwO signyaw :3 that xDD thou x3 heaw'st ^-^ something ;;w;; appwoach. -Give ;;w;; me UwU those fwowews. Do >_< as UwU I bid ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ go. -^.^ Page. >w< [aside] UwU I ^w^ am almost :33 afwaid to stand awonye -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the churchyard; yet UwU I xDD wiww adventuwe. >_< [Wetiwes.] -;;w;; Paw. ÚwÚ Sweet x3 fwowew, with fwowews >w< thy bwidaw x3 bed UwU I strew -UwU (O woe! >w< thy >w< canyopy >_> is x3 dust ÚwÚ and stonyes) ->_< Which with x3 sweet UwU watew xDD nyightwy UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ dew; -:3 Ow, ^-^ wanting :3 that, with tears uWu distiww'd ^.^ by x3 moans. -uWu The :3 obsequies :3 that UwU I fow uWu thee xDD wiww >_< keep -Nightly UwU shaww be to stwew, >w< thy :3 gwave ÚwÚ and >_> weep. ->w< Whistwe UwU Boy. -uWu The ;;w;; boy ;;w;; gives :3 wawnying ^-^ something xDD doth ;;w;; appwoach. ->_> What uWu cuwsed :33 foot UwU wandews ÚwÚ this uWu way ^.^ to-nyight -;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 my :3 obsequies ÚwÚ and true love's xDD wite? -What, with :3 a >w< towch? >w< Muffwe uWu me, night, OwO awhiwe. >_< [Wetiwes.] - -Entew ;;w;; Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 Bawthasaw with :3 a torch, :3 a mattock, -ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cwow of iwon. - -Rom. Give ;;w;; me :3 that mattock ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wwenching iwon. -UwU Howd, OwO take ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. ^-^ Eawwy uWu in x3 the mownying -xDD See xDD thou ÚwÚ dewivew >w< it to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and :33 fathew. -Give ;;w;; me x3 the light. >_> Upon >w< thy >w< wife UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, -ÚwÚ Whate'ew xDD thou UwU heawest ow >_< seest, stand aww >_< awoof -xDD And UwU do nyot interrupt ;;w;; me uWu in x3 my course. -Why UwU I descend x3 into ÚwÚ this x3 bed of :33 death -Is ;;w;; pawtwy to behowd x3 my >_> wady's >w< face, -OwO But ^.^ chiefwy to OwO take thence from her >_< dead finger -^-^ A >_< pwecious x3 wing- :3 a OwO wing :3 that UwU I ^w^ must use -^w^ In uWu deaw ^-^ empwoyment. Therefore hence, be ;;w;; gonye. -OwO But >_> if UwU thou, >_> jeawous, dost ^-^ wetuwn to ^.^ pwy -^w^ In >_> what UwU I ^-^ fawthew UwU shaww intend to UwU do, -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I xDD wiww teaw uWu thee UwU joint ^.^ by UwU joint -xDD And strew ÚwÚ this hungwy x3 chuwchyawd with >w< thy xDD wimbs. -uWu The time ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 intents OwO awe savage-wiwd, -uWu Mowe >_< fiewce ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >w< inyexowabwe uWu faw -Than :33 empty :33 tigews ow x3 the xDD woawing :33 sea. ->_> Baw. UwU I xDD wiww be >w< gonye, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> twoubwe OwO you. -Rom. ^w^ So shalt xDD thou x3 show ;;w;; me friendship. ^.^ Take xDD thou x3 that. -Wive, ÚwÚ and be >_> pwospewous; ÚwÚ and farewell, ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow. ->_> Baw. >w< [aside] For aww ÚwÚ this same, I'll hide ;;w;; me uWu heweabout. -ÚwÚ His :33 wooks UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 intents UwU I ^-^ doubt. >_< [Wetiwes.] -Rom. ^.^ Thou ^.^ detestabwe xDD maw, xDD thou womb of UwU death, -Gorg'd with x3 the deawest mowsew of x3 the earth, -^-^ Thus UwU I enforce >w< thy wotten ^w^ jaws to open, -xDD And uWu in ;;w;; despite I'll ;;w;; cwam uWu thee with ^.^ mowe x3 food. ->_< Womeo :33 opens x3 the ;;w;; tomb. -;;w;; Paw. This >_> is :3 that banyish'd ^.^ haughty ^w^ Montague -:33 That ^-^ muwd'wed x3 my love's :3 cousin- with which grief -^.^ It >_> is ^.^ supposed x3 the >w< faiw creature ÚwÚ died- -xDD And OwO hewe >_> is come to UwU do x3 some villanous ^-^ shame -;;w;; To x3 the >_< dead >_> bodies. UwU I xDD wiww >_< appwehend ^.^ him. -uWu Stop >w< thy :33 unhawwowed :33 toiw, ^-^ viwe Montague! -UwU Can UwU vengeance be >_< puwsu'd further than UwU death? -Condemned villain, UwU I UwU do >_< appwehend thee. -Obey, ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; fow xDD thou ^w^ must die. -Rom. UwU I ^w^ must :33 indeed; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^-^ came UwU I hithew. -^-^ Good ^-^ gentwe youth, tempt nyot :3 a desp'wate man. -xDD Fwy >w< hence ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 me. ^w^ Think ;;w;; upon these xDD gonye; -Let them affright thee. UwU I :33 beseech ÚwÚ thee, youth, -OwO But nyot anyothew x3 sin ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> head -^-^ By ÚwÚ uwging ;;w;; me to xDD fuwy. >_< O, be ÚwÚ gonye! -^-^ By ^.^ heaven, UwU I wuv uWu thee xDD bettew than myself, -For UwU I come ÚwÚ hithew awm'd OwO against :3 mysewf. -OwO Stay >_> nyot, be ;;w;; gonye. Wive, ÚwÚ and heweaftew >_> say -^-^ A madman's xDD mewcy bid uWu thee >w< wun xDD away. -;;w;; Paw. UwU I UwU do ^.^ defy :33 thy, conjuwation -xDD And >_< appwehend uWu thee fow :3 a felon hewe. -Rom. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; pwovoke me? UwU Then uWu have uWu at ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ boy! -^-^ They ^w^ fight. -^.^ Page. x3 O Wowd, ;;w;; they ^.^ fight! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go caww x3 the :33 watch. ->w< [Exit. Paris ^-^ fawws.] -;;w;; Paw. >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; swain! ;;w;; If xDD thou be :3 mewcifuw, -^w^ Open x3 the ;;w;; tomb, uWu way ;;w;; me with Juliet. ^w^ [Dies.] -Rom. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I :33 wiww. Let ;;w;; me OwO pewuse ÚwÚ this ;;w;; face. -:33 Mewcutio's xDD kinsman, x3 nyobwe xDD County Paris! ->_> What uWu said x3 my x3 man when x3 my xDD betossed :3 souw -Did nyot >_< attend ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ we :33 wode? UwU I think ->w< He told ;;w;; me Paris >_> shouwd uWu have mawwied Juliet. -:33 Said ^.^ he nyot so? ow uWu did UwU I dweam >w< it so? -:33 Ow ^w^ am UwU I mad, hearing ^.^ him tawk of Juwiet -;;w;; To think >w< it UwU was so? >_< O, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, -x3 Onye ^-^ wwit with ;;w;; me uWu in :3 souw misfowtunye's ;;w;; book! -I'll ^.^ buwy uWu thee uWu in :3 a x3 twiumphant x3 gwave. -^-^ A gwave? >_< O, no, :3 a ÚwÚ wanthown, slaught'red youth, -For OwO hewe wies Juwiet, ÚwÚ and her beauty x3 makes -This >_< vauwt :3 a x3 feasting x3 pwesence full of light. -Death, >_< wie xDD thou thewe, ^.^ by :3 a >_< dead x3 man ^.^ inteww'd. -ÚwÚ [Ways ^.^ him uWu in x3 the x3 tomb.] -How ;;w;; oft when ;;w;; men OwO awe uWu at x3 the :33 point of :33 death -:3 Have ;;w;; they :33 been merry! which uWu theiw x3 keepews caww -^-^ A lightning >w< befowe death. >_< O, >w< how OwO may UwU I -;;w;; Caww ÚwÚ this :3 a uWu wightnying? x3 O x3 my love! x3 my wife! -Death, :3 that hath ^-^ suck'd x3 the honey of >w< thy :33 bweath, ->_< Hath xDD had nyo powew yet ;;w;; upon >w< thy beauty. -^.^ Thou awt nyot x3 conquew'd. Beauty's ensign yet -Is >_< cwimson uWu in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy cheeks, -xDD And ^w^ death's pawe flag >_> is nyot xDD advanced :33 thewe. -uWu Tybawt, wiest xDD thou there uWu in >w< thy bwoody :33 sheet? ->_< O, >_> what ^.^ mowe ^.^ favouw ^.^ can UwU I UwU do to uWu thee -Than with :3 that uWu hand :3 that :3 cut >w< thy :33 youth uWu in twain -;;w;; To OwO sundew :33 his :3 that UwU was ^.^ thinye enyemy? ->_< Fowgive uWu me, cousin.' xDD Ah, uWu deaw Juwiet, -Why awt xDD thou yet UwU so uWu faiw? Shall UwU I ^-^ bewieve -:33 That unsubstantial >_> Death >_> is ^.^ amowous, -xDD And :3 that x3 the lean ;;w;; abhowwed monstew keeps -uWu Thee OwO hewe uWu in dark to be :33 his >w< pawamouw? -For feaw of :3 that UwU I still xDD wiww xDD stay with uWu thee -xDD And >_< nyevew from ÚwÚ this ^w^ pawace of dim >w< nyight -Depart ;;w;; again. Here, OwO hewe xDD wiww UwU I wemain -With wowms :3 that OwO awe >w< thy chambermaids. >_< O, OwO hewe -Will UwU I uWu set x3 up x3 my everlasting xDD west -xDD And ;;w;; shake x3 the x3 yoke of UwU inyauspicious stars -Fwom ÚwÚ this :33 wowwd-weawied ÚwÚ fwesh. ^-^ Eyes, wook x3 youw last! -;;w;; Awms, OwO take x3 youw >w< wast embrace! x3 and, :3 wips, x3 O xDD you -uWu The x3 doows of :33 bweath, UwU seaw with :3 a xDD wighteous :3 kiss -^-^ A datewess ^w^ bawgain to x3 engwossing ;;w;; death! -^.^ Come, UwU bittew UwU conduct; come, unsavouwy guide! -^.^ Thou despewate :33 piwot, nyow uWu at >_> once >w< wun on -uWu The :3 dashing x3 wocks >w< thy uWu seasick ÚwÚ weawy bawk! ->_> Hewe's to x3 my love! [Drinks.] x3 O true ^w^ apothecawy! -x3 Thy drugs OwO awe quick. ^-^ Thus with :3 a :3 kiss UwU I die. UwU Fawws. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw x3 [Wauwence], with ÚwÚ wanthown, crow, ÚwÚ and spade. - -Fwiaw. Saint ^-^ Fwancis be x3 my uWu speed! >w< how ;;w;; oft ^.^ to-nyight -:3 Have x3 my ;;w;; owd ;;w;; feet stumbwed uWu at >_< gwaves! Who's OwO thewe? ->_> Baw. >_> Hewe's one, :3 a fwiend, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows xDD you well. -Fwiaw. ;;w;; Bwiss be ;;w;; upon you! Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 my fwiend, ->_> What :33 towch >_> is :33 yond :3 that vainwy wends :33 his >w< wight -;;w;; To gwubs ÚwÚ and >_< eyewess uWu skuwws? ;;w;; As UwU I >w< discewn, -^.^ It buwnyeth uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ Capews' uWu monyument. ->_> Baw. ^.^ It xDD doth >_> so, >w< howy siw; ÚwÚ and there's x3 my ^.^ mastew, -x3 Onye :3 that xDD you love. -Fwiaw. Who >_> is :33 it? ->_> Baw. ^-^ Womeo. -Fwiaw. How ^-^ wong hath ^.^ he :33 been OwO thewe? ->_> Baw. Full half >w< an hour. -Fwiaw. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 the vauwt. ->_> Baw. UwU I dawe >_> nyot, sir. -OwO My >_< mastew xDD knyows nyot >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_> gonye hence, -xDD And uWu feawfuwwy uWu did :33 menyace ;;w;; me with :33 death -;;w;; If UwU I uWu did xDD stay to wook on :33 his xDD intents. -Fwiaw. OwO Stay :33 then; I'll OwO go >_< awonye. Fear x3 comes ;;w;; upon x3 me. ->_< O, much UwU I feaw x3 some :33 iww unthrifty >_> thing. ->_> Baw. ;;w;; As UwU I uWu did :33 sweep :33 undew ÚwÚ this >_< yew twee UwU hewe, -UwU I dweamt x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and anyothew :33 fought, -xDD And :3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_< swew ^.^ him. -Fwiaw. ÚwÚ Womeo! -xDD Awack, awack, >_> what :3 bwood >_> is ÚwÚ this which ^.^ stains -uWu The >_< stony entrance of ÚwÚ this sepuwchwe? ->_> What >_> mean these masterless ÚwÚ and ^-^ gowy :33 swowds -;;w;; To >_< wie UwU discowouw'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ this :33 pwace of peace? ;;w;; [Entews x3 the x3 tomb.] -ÚwÚ Womeo! >_< O, pale! Who else? What, Paris xDD too? -xDD And uWu steep'd uWu in >_< bwood? xDD Ah, >_> what >w< an :3 unkind >_> houw -Is guiwty of ÚwÚ this lamentable >_> chance! uWu The uWu wady UwU stiws. -Juwiet rises. -^w^ Juw. x3 O >w< comfowtabwe ÚwÚ fwiaw! :3 whewe >_> is x3 my xDD wowd? -UwU I UwU do remember weww :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd be, -xDD And there UwU I am. Whewe >_> is x3 my ^.^ Womeo? -Fwiaw. UwU I hear x3 some noise. Lady, come from :3 that nyest -Of UwU death, ÚwÚ contagion, ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw OwO sweep. -^-^ A :33 gweatew powew than ^.^ we ^.^ can contwadict ->_< Hath thwawted UwU ouw xDD intents. ^.^ Come, come xDD away. -x3 Thy :33 husband uWu in >w< thy ^w^ bosom there wies UwU dead; -xDD And Paris UwU too. ^.^ Come, I'll ^-^ dispose of uWu thee ->_> Among :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood of >w< howy uWu nyuns. -OwO Stay nyot to ^.^ question, fow x3 the ;;w;; watch >_> is :3 coming. -^.^ Come, x3 go, ÚwÚ good Juliet. UwU I dawe nyo longer >_< stay. -^w^ Juw. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee hence, fow UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD away. -uWu Exit x3 [Fwiaw]. -x3 What's hewe? ^-^ A cup, ^w^ cwos'd uWu in x3 my true love's hand? -uWu Poison, UwU I see, hath :33 been :33 his timewess OwO end. -x3 O :33 chuww! UwU dwunk all, ÚwÚ and left nyo xDD fwiendwy >_< dwop -;;w;; To OwO hewp ;;w;; me >w< aftew? UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy x3 wips. -Haply x3 some x3 poison yet xDD doth ^w^ hang on them -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ die with :3 a >_> westowative. ^.^ [Kisses uWu him.] -x3 Thy lips OwO awe >_> wawm! -:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. >_> [within] :33 Wead, uWu boy. >_< Which >w< way? -Yea, ^w^ nyoise? UwU Then I'll be bwief. x3 O ^w^ happy uWu daggew! ->_> [Snyatches Romeo's dagger.] -This >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ sheath; there ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me die. -:33 She >_> stabs herself ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawws ^.^ [on Romeo's ;;w;; body]. - -Entew [Pawis's] uWu Boy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Watch. - -UwU Boy. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; pwace. There, :3 whewe x3 the :33 towch xDD doth :3 buwn. -:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. ÚwÚ 'the x3 gwound >_> is ^-^ bwoody. Search about x3 the x3 chuwchyawd. -^w^ Go, x3 some of uWu you; ÚwÚ whoe'ew xDD you find x3 attach. -UwU [Exeunt x3 some of x3 the ^w^ Watch.] -^-^ Pitifuw ;;w;; sight! OwO hewe wies x3 the xDD County slain; -xDD And Juwiet uWu bweeding, wawm, ÚwÚ and x3 nyewwy >_< dead, -Who OwO hewe hath xDD wain ÚwÚ this >w< two OwO days buried. -^w^ Go, tell x3 the >_< Pwince; >w< wun to x3 the >w< Capuwets; -Waise x3 up x3 the :33 Montagues; x3 some ;;w;; othews seawch. -UwU [Exeunt ;;w;; othews of x3 the ^w^ Watch.] -We >_> see x3 the x3 gwound wheweon these :3 woes UwU do wie, -OwO But x3 the true x3 gwound of aww these ^.^ piteous :3 woes -We ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ without circumstance ^-^ descwy. - -Entew :3 [some of x3 the uWu Watch,] with Romeo's ^-^ Man [Bawthasaw]. - -uWu 2. ÚwÚ Watch. >_> Hewe's Romeo's man. We >_> found ^.^ him uWu in x3 the x3 chuwchyawd. -:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. :33 Howd ^.^ him uWu in :33 safety >w< tiww x3 the Prince come hithew. - -Entew uWu Fwiaw ^w^ [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and anyothew :3 Watchman. - ->w< 3. ÚwÚ Watch. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< fwiaw :3 that trembles, xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weeps. -We >_> took ÚwÚ this mattock ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :3 spade from ^.^ him -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU was xDD coming from ÚwÚ this x3 chuwchyawd ^w^ side. -:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. ^-^ A great >w< suspicion! OwO Stay x3 the >w< fwiaw UwU too. - -Entew x3 the Prince [and >w< Attendants]. - -UwU Pwince. >_> What ^w^ misadventuwe >_> is UwU so early up, -:33 That ;;w;; cawws UwU ouw ÚwÚ pewson from UwU ouw mownying >w< west? - -Entew Capuwet ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU Wife ^w^ [with uWu othews]. - -uWu Cap. >_> What >_> shouwd >w< it be, :3 that ;;w;; they UwU so shriek abroad? -Wife. uWu The OwO peopwe uWu in x3 the :3 stweet cwy xDD 'Womeo,' -;;w;; Some ^.^ 'Juwiet,' ÚwÚ and x3 some >w< 'Pawis'; ÚwÚ and aww uWu wun, -With open ^.^ outcwy, toward UwU ouw uWu monyument. -UwU Pwince. >_> What feaw >_> is ÚwÚ this which stawtwes uWu in UwU ouw ears? -:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. ^-^ Suvweign, OwO hewe wies x3 the xDD County Paris slain; -xDD And >_< Womeo UwU dead; ÚwÚ and Juwiet, >_< dead x3 befowe, -Wawm ÚwÚ and x3 nyew kill'd. -UwU Pwince. Seawch, seek, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow >w< how ÚwÚ this fouw murder ^w^ comes. -:33 Chief ÚwÚ Watch. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_< fwiaw, ÚwÚ and swaughtew'd Romeo's ^w^ man, -With instwuments ;;w;; upon them ;;w;; fit to open -;;w;; These >_< dead men's :33 tombs. -uWu Cap. x3 O OwO heavens! x3 O :3 wife, wook >w< how UwU ouw daughter uWu bweeds! -This ÚwÚ daggew hath uWu mista'en, for, ^.^ wo, :33 his ;;w;; house -Is :33 empty on x3 the back of >_< Montague, -xDD And >w< it >w< missheathed uWu in x3 my ^w^ daughtew's uWu bosom! -Wife. x3 O me! ÚwÚ this ^.^ sight of :33 death >_> is >_< as :3 a beww -:33 That >w< wawns x3 my ;;w;; owd age to :3 a xDD sepuwchwe. - -Entew ^w^ Montague [and uWu othews]. - -UwU Pwince. ^.^ Come, OwO Montague; fow xDD thou awt early x3 up -;;w;; To >_> see >w< thy >_< son ÚwÚ and heir ^.^ mowe early down. -Mon. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my ^.^ wiege, x3 my >w< wife >_> is >_< dead >_< to-nyight! -:3 Gwief of x3 my ÚwÚ son's exiwe hath ;;w;; stopp'd her >_< bweath. ->_> What further woe conspires OwO against >_< minye >_> age? -UwU Pwince. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt ^-^ see. -Mon. x3 O xDD thou UwU untaught! >_> what ^w^ mannyews >_> is uWu in uWu this, -;;w;; To x3 pwess >w< befowe >w< thy >w< fathew to :3 a gwave? -UwU Pwince. Seal x3 up x3 the xDD mouth of outrage fow :3 a while, -Tiww ^.^ we ^.^ can ^-^ cweaw these ^-^ ambiguities -xDD And ^.^ knyow uWu theiw spring, uWu theiw head, uWu theiw true descent; -xDD And xDD then xDD wiww UwU I be general of x3 youw :3 woes -xDD And lead xDD you even to death. >w< Meantime fowbeaw, -xDD And wet :33 mischance be ;;w;; swave to OwO patience. -Bring fowth x3 the ;;w;; pawties of suspicion. -Fwiaw. UwU I ^w^ am x3 the greatest, able to UwU do least, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU most >_> suspected, >_< as x3 the time ÚwÚ and :33 pwace -^-^ Doth >_< make OwO against uWu me, of ÚwÚ this ^.^ diwefuw muwthew; -xDD And OwO hewe UwU I x3 stand, both to x3 impeach ÚwÚ and OwO puwge -xDD Mysewf condemnyed ÚwÚ and mysewf ^-^ excus'd. -UwU Pwince. UwU Then >_> say >w< it >_> once >_> what xDD thou dost ^.^ knyow uWu in UwU this. -Fwiaw. UwU I xDD wiww be ^-^ bwief, fow x3 my showt uWu date of UwU bweath -Is nyot UwU so ^-^ wong >_< as >_> is :3 a tedious ^-^ tawe. -;;w;; Womeo, there >_< dead, UwU was :33 husband to :3 that uWu Juwiet; -xDD And uWu she, there >_< dead, :3 that Romeo's faithfuw x3 wife. -UwU I mawwied OwO them; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 stow'n ^.^ mawwiage day -Was Tybalt's OwO doomsday, x3 whose untimely :33 death -Banish'd x3 the nyew-made bwidegwoom from ÚwÚ this >_> city; -For :33 whom, ÚwÚ and nyot fow uWu Tybawt, Juwiet pin'd. ->_< You, to remove :3 that ^-^ siege of grief from hew, -;;w;; Betwoth'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd uWu have mawwied her ^.^ pewfowce -;;w;; To xDD County Paris. UwU Then x3 comes ^.^ she to ;;w;; me -xDD And with >w< wiwd :33 wooks bid ;;w;; me >w< devise x3 some >_> mean -;;w;; To x3 wid her from ÚwÚ this second ^.^ mawwiage, -:33 Ow uWu in x3 my cell there ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she OwO kiww hewsewf. -UwU Then uWu gave UwU I her >_> (so tutowed ^.^ by x3 my xDD awt) -^-^ A x3 sweeping >_< potion; which UwU so >_> took ^w^ effect -;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ intended, fow >w< it ;;w;; wwought on her -uWu The >_< fowm of death. >w< Meantime UwU I ^-^ wwit to >_< Womeo -:33 That ^.^ he >_> shouwd ÚwÚ hithew come >_< as ÚwÚ this xDD diwe >w< nyight -;;w;; To OwO hewp to OwO take her from her bowwowed ^-^ gwave, -uWu Being x3 the time x3 the UwU potion's force >_> shouwd >_> cease. -OwO But ^.^ he which bore x3 my letter, uWu Fwiaw John, -Was OwO stay'd ^.^ by :3 accident, ÚwÚ and yesternight ->_< Wetuwn'd x3 my >_> wettew back. UwU Then aww awonye -At x3 the pwefixed >_> houw of her UwU waking ->_< Came UwU I to OwO take her from her kindwed's vault; -:3 Meanying to >_< keep her x3 cwosewy uWu at x3 my cell -Tiww UwU I conveniently couwd >_> send to ^-^ Womeo. -OwO But when UwU I came, x3 some minyute ere x3 the time -Of her :3 awaking, OwO hewe untimely uWu way -uWu The x3 nyobwe Paris ÚwÚ and true >_< Womeo uWu dead. -:33 She wakes; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> entweated her come fowth -xDD And UwU beaw ÚwÚ this ^.^ wowk of heaven with >_> patience; -OwO But xDD then :3 a noise uWu did scare ;;w;; me from x3 the ;;w;; tomb, -xDD And uWu she, ^w^ too desperate, ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO go with uWu me, -But, >_< as >w< it seems, uWu did x3 viowence on hewsewf. -All ÚwÚ this UwU I knyow, ÚwÚ and to x3 the ^.^ mawwiage -:3 Hew nyuwse >_> is OwO pwivy; ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ aught uWu in ÚwÚ this -^.^ Miscawwied ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ fauwt, wet x3 my ;;w;; owd >w< wife -^w^ Be sacrific'd, x3 some >_> houw >w< befowe :33 his time, -uWu Unto x3 the uWu wigouw of ^w^ sevewest law. -UwU Pwince. We still uWu have ÚwÚ knyown uWu thee fow :3 a >w< howy man. -:3 Whewe's Romeo's man? >_> What ^.^ can ^.^ he >_> say uWu in :3 this? ->_> Baw. UwU I ^.^ bwought x3 my >_< mastew nyews of ;;w;; Juwiet's ÚwÚ death; -xDD And xDD then uWu in x3 post ^.^ he ^-^ came from >_< Mantua -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this same pwace, to ÚwÚ this same uWu monyument. -This >_> wettew ^.^ he early bid ;;w;; me UwU give :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And threat'ned ;;w;; me with UwU death, x3 going uWu in x3 the OwO vauwt, -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ depawted nyot ÚwÚ and left ^.^ him :33 thewe. -UwU Pwince. Give ;;w;; me x3 the >_> wettew. UwU I xDD wiww wook on :3 it. -Whewe >_> is x3 the ;;w;; County's page :3 that >_> wais'd x3 the watch? -Siwwah, >_> what UwU made x3 youw >_< mastew uWu in ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? -UwU Boy. >w< He ^-^ came with fwowews to strew :33 his >_> wady's >w< gwave; -xDD And bid ;;w;; me stand awoof, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I ^.^ did. -^-^ Anyon x3 comes one with >w< wight to ^w^ ope x3 the UwU tomb; -xDD And by-and-by x3 my >_< mastew >w< dwew on him; -xDD And xDD then UwU I wan OwO away to caww x3 the :33 watch. -UwU Pwince. This >_> wettew xDD doth >_< make ÚwÚ good x3 the >_< fwiaw's wowds, -^-^ Theiw course of xDD wuv, x3 the UwU tidings of her ÚwÚ death; -xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ he >_< wwites :3 that ^.^ he uWu did UwU buy :3 a x3 poison -Of :3 a poor ;;w;; pothecawy, ÚwÚ and UwU thewewithaw ->_< Came to ÚwÚ this >_< vauwt to >_> die, ÚwÚ and >_< wie with Juliet. -Whewe be these enyemies? >_< Capuwet, :3 Montage, -xDD See >_> what :3 a scourge >_> is laid ;;w;; upon x3 youw hate, -:33 That heaven ÚwÚ finds means to OwO kiww x3 youw joys with love! -xDD And I, fow winking uWu at UwU you, :3 discowds :3 too, -:3 Have wost :3 a ;;w;; bwace of uWu kinsmen. All OwO awe UwU punyish'd. -uWu Cap. x3 O ÚwÚ bwothew >_< Montague, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. -This >_> is x3 my ^w^ daughtew's x3 jointuwe, fow nyo ^.^ mowe -UwU Can UwU I >_> demand. -Mon. OwO But UwU I ^.^ can UwU give uWu thee mowe; -For UwU I xDD wiww >w< waise her Statue uWu in puwe ^.^ gowd, -:33 That whiwes Vewonya ^.^ by :3 that xDD nyame >_> is ^-^ knyown, ->_> Thewe UwU shaww nyo xDD figuwe uWu at xDD such wate be uWu set -;;w;; As :3 that of true ÚwÚ and faithfuw Juliet. -uWu Cap. ;;w;; As rich UwU shaww Romeo's ^.^ by :33 his >_> wady's lie- -OwO Poow sacrifices of UwU ouw ;;w;; enmity! -UwU Pwince. ^-^ A gwooming uWu peace ÚwÚ this mownying with >w< it ^-^ bwings. -uWu The sun fow sorrow xDD wiww nyot x3 show :33 his >_> head. -Go hence, to uWu have ^.^ mowe tawk of these >_> sad >_> things; -;;w;; Some UwU shaww be >_> pawdon'd, ÚwÚ and x3 some punyished; -For >_< nyevew UwU was :3 a ^-^ stowy of ^.^ mowe woe -Than ÚwÚ this of Juwiet ÚwÚ and her ^-^ Womeo. -Exeunt uWu omnyes. - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - -1594 - - - - - -^-^ THE :3 TAMING ÚwÚ OF ^-^ THE SHREW - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -Persons uWu in x3 the :33 Induction -^-^ A >w< WOWD -CHRISTOPHER OwO SWY, :3 a ^.^ tinkew ->_< HOSTESS -^.^ PAGE -PWAYEWS -:33 HUNTSMEN -^-^ SEWVANTS - -BAPTISTA ^.^ MINyOWA, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of >_> Padua ->_< VINCENTIO, :3 a >_> Mewchant of Pisa -OwO WUCENTIO, >_< son to Vincentio, uWu in wuv with Bianca ->_< PETWUCHIO, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of Verona, :3 a suitor to ÚwÚ Kathewinya - -:33 Suitows to Bianca -GREMIO -^w^ HOWTENSIO - -Servants to ^-^ Wucentio -xDD TWANyIO -BIONDEWWO - -Servants to Petwuchio -GRUMIO -xDD CUWTIS - -^-^ A OwO PEDANT - ->_< Daughtews to Baptista -KATHEWINyA, x3 the :33 shwew -^w^ BIANCA - -^-^ A >_< WIDOW - -Tailor, >_< Habewdashew, ÚwÚ and Servants :33 attending on Baptista ÚwÚ and -Petwuchio - -SCENE: -xDD Padua, ÚwÚ and UwU PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; house uWu in x3 the countwy - ->w< SC_1 -:33 INDUCTION. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^.^ Befowe >w< an uWu awehouse on :3 a heath - -Entew >_< HOSTESS ÚwÚ and SLY - -x3 SWY. I'll uWu pheeze UwU you, uWu in ÚwÚ faith. -HOSTESS. ^-^ A :33 paiw of uWu stocks, xDD you UwU wogue! -x3 SWY. Y'awe :3 a baggage; x3 the Swys OwO awe nyo >_< wogues. Wook uWu in x3 the -ÚwÚ chwonyicwes: ^.^ we ^-^ came uWu in with Richard Conquewow. >_< Thewefowe, paucas -:3 pawwabwis; wet x3 the wowwd xDD swide. ^.^ Sessa! -HOSTESS. >_> You xDD wiww nyot x3 pay fow x3 the glasses xDD you uWu have burst? -x3 SWY. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a uWu denyiew. Go UwU by, Saint >w< Jewonyimy, OwO go to >w< thy UwU cowd x3 bed -ÚwÚ and wawm thee. -HOSTESS. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my ÚwÚ wemedy; UwU I ^w^ must OwO go :3 fetch x3 the ^.^ thiwd-bowough. -uWu Exit -x3 SWY. Third, ow uWu fouwth, ow :3 fifth bowough, I'll answew ^.^ him ^.^ by law. -I'll nyot :3 budge >w< an x3 inch, ^.^ boy; wet ^.^ him come, ÚwÚ and >w< kindwy. -^.^ [Fawws asweep] - -uWu Wind ^.^ howns. Entew :3 a >w< WOWD from OwO bunting, with :33 his twain - -WOWD. :33 Huntsman, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, xDD tendew weww x3 my x3 hounds; -;;w;; Bwach ;;w;; Mewwiman, x3 the poor cur, >_> is xDD emboss'd; -xDD And coupwe xDD Cwowdew with x3 the ;;w;; deep-mouth'd ^-^ bwach. -x3 Saw'st xDD thou >_> nyot, ^-^ boy, >w< how :3 Siwvew UwU made >w< it ÚwÚ good -At x3 the ^-^ hedge xDD cownyew, uWu in x3 the :3 cowdest xDD fauwt? -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot wose x3 the dog fow ÚwÚ twenty >_> pound. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. Why, Bewman >_> is >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as xDD he, x3 my wowd; ->w< He cried ;;w;; upon >w< it uWu at x3 the merest woss, -xDD And twice ^w^ to-day pick'd x3 out x3 the duwwest ^.^ scent; -Twust uWu me, UwU I OwO take ^.^ him fow x3 the xDD bettew :33 dog. -WOWD. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a foow; >_> if ^.^ Echo :3 wewe >_< as >_< fweet, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> esteem ^.^ him ^.^ wowth :3 a ^.^ dozen xDD such. -OwO But UwU sup them weww, ÚwÚ and wook >w< unto them aww; ->_< To-mowwow UwU I intend to OwO hunt ;;w;; again. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. -WOWD. x3 What's hewe? x3 Onye >_< dead, ow :3 dwunk? -:3 See, xDD doth ^.^ he breathe? -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. >w< He ^w^ bweathes, x3 my OwO wowd. ^.^ Wewe ^.^ he nyot x3 wawm'd with ale, -This :3 wewe :3 a x3 bed >_> but UwU cowd to :33 sweep UwU so soundly. -WOWD. x3 O monstwous ^.^ beast, >w< how ^.^ wike :3 a UwU swinye ^.^ he xDD wies! ->_> Gwim UwU death, >w< how fouw ÚwÚ and woathsome >_> is ^.^ thinye image! -uWu Siws, UwU I xDD wiww x3 pwactise on ÚwÚ this ^w^ dwunken man. ->_> What think UwU you, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ;;w;; convey'd to ^.^ bed, -OwO Wwapp'd uWu in x3 sweet cwothes, rings put ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ fingews, -^-^ A UwU most delicious :33 banquet ^.^ by :33 his ^.^ bed, -xDD And >_< bwave ^.^ attendants nyeaw ^.^ him when ^.^ he wakes, -Wouwd nyot x3 the beggar xDD then x3 fowget :33 himsewf? -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. :3 Bewieve uWu me, uWu wowd, UwU I think ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot UwU choose. -^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd xDD seem ;;w;; stwange >w< unto ^.^ him when ^.^ he xDD wak'd. -WOWD. Even >_< as :3 a >_> fwatt'wing dweam ow :33 wowthwess OwO fancy. -UwU Then OwO take ^.^ him up, ÚwÚ and manage weww x3 the OwO jest: -xDD Cawwy ^.^ him gently to x3 my >_> faiwest chamber, -xDD And ^w^ hang >w< it ;;w;; wound with aww x3 my >_< wanton pictures; -^.^ Bawm :33 his fouw >_> head uWu in wawm distiwwed ^.^ watews, -xDD And buwn x3 sweet uWu wood to >_< make x3 the ;;w;; wodging sweet; -Procure ;;w;; me uWu music ready when ^.^ he wakes, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a dulcet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ heavenwy >w< sound; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ he chance to :3 speak, be ready stwaight, -xDD And with :3 a wow >_> submissive ^w^ wevewence -x3 Say x3 'What >_> is >w< it x3 youw honour xDD wiww command?' -Let one >_< attend ^.^ him with :3 a :33 siwvew basin -Full of rose-water ÚwÚ and ^-^ bestwew'd with >_> fwowews; -ÚwÚ Anyothew UwU beaw x3 the ewew, x3 the thiwd :3 a diaper, -xDD And >_> say 'Wiww't uWu pwease x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 coow x3 youw hands?' -;;w;; Some one be ready with :3 a x3 costwy ^.^ suit, -xDD And ^w^ ask ^.^ him >_> what apparel ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ weaw; -ÚwÚ Anyothew tell ^.^ him of :33 his >_< hounds ÚwÚ and horse, -xDD And :3 that :33 his uWu wady mourns uWu at :33 his xDD disease; -xDD Pewsuade ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he hath :33 been lunatic, -^.^ And, when ^.^ he ;;w;; says ^.^ he ;;w;; is, >_> say :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ dweams, -For ^.^ he >_> is >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a ^-^ mighty OwO wowd. -This UwU do, ÚwÚ and UwU do >w< it >w< kindwy, ^-^ gentwe ^-^ siws; -^.^ It xDD wiww be >w< pastime passing ÚwÚ excewwent, -;;w;; If >w< it be husbanded with OwO modesty. -uWu FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I :33 wawwant xDD you ^.^ we xDD wiww :33 pway UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt -;;w;; As ^.^ he UwU shaww think ^.^ by UwU ouw true diligence ->w< He >_> is nyo less than >_> what ^.^ we >_> say ^.^ he >w< is. -WOWD. ^.^ Take ^.^ him x3 up gently, ÚwÚ and to x3 bed with him; -xDD And >_< each one to :33 his ^.^ office when ^.^ he wakes. -xDD [SWY >_> is cawwied OwO out. ^-^ A ÚwÚ twumpet ^w^ sounds] -Siwwah, OwO go >_> see >_> what ÚwÚ twumpet UwU 'tis :3 that >w< sounds- -uWu Exit SEWVANT -ÚwÚ Bewike x3 some x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that >_< means, -Travelling x3 some jouwnyey, to wepose ^.^ him hewe. - -^.^ We-entew :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN - -How >_< nyow! who >_> is :33 it? -SEWVANT. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, >_< pwayews -:33 That offer OwO sewvice to x3 youw wowdship. -WOWD. x3 Bid them come ÚwÚ nyeaw. - -Entew PWAYEWS - ->_> Nyow, fewwows, xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. -PWAYEWS. We >_> thank x3 youw honyouw. -WOWD. Do xDD you intend to xDD stay with ;;w;; me :3 to-nyight? -^-^ PWAYEW. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 youw OwO wowdship to xDD accept UwU ouw duty. -WOWD. With aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. This fewwow UwU I remember -Since >_> once ^.^ he pway'd :3 a farmer's eldest son; ->_< 'Twas :3 whewe xDD you woo'd x3 the :33 gentwewoman UwU so well. -UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 youw UwU nyame; but, x3 suwe, :3 that ÚwÚ pawt -Was uWu aptwy :3 fitted ÚwÚ and nyatuwawwy perform'd. -^-^ PWAYEW. UwU I think uWu 'twas ÚwÚ Soto :3 that x3 youw honour means. -WOWD. 'Tis xDD vewy true; xDD thou :33 didst >w< it excellent. -xDD Weww, xDD you OwO awe come to ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ happy time, -uWu The rather fow UwU I uWu have x3 some spowt uWu in uWu hand -^-^ Whewein x3 youw x3 cunnying ^.^ can xDD assist ;;w;; me :33 much. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww hear xDD you :33 pway to-nyight; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ doubtfuw of x3 youw :33 modesties, -Lest, ^w^ uvw-eying of :33 his >w< odd behaviour, -For yet :33 his honour >_< nyevew heard :3 a ^.^ pway, ->_> You bweak x3 into x3 some ^.^ mewwy passion -xDD And UwU so ^-^ offend him; fow UwU I tell UwU you, sirs, -;;w;; If xDD you >_> shouwd :33 smiwe, ^.^ he gwows ;;w;; impatient. -^-^ PWAYEW. Fear >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; ^.^ we ^.^ can ^.^ contain ;;w;; ouwsewves, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he x3 the >_> vewiest ^.^ antic uWu in x3 the wowwd. -WOWD. ^w^ Go, sirrah, OwO take them to x3 the UwU buttewy, -xDD And UwU give them xDD fwiendwy wewcome every onye; -Let them ^.^ want >_< nyothing :3 that x3 my ;;w;; house affowds. -uWu Exit one with x3 the PWAYEWS -Siwwah, OwO go xDD you to uWu Bawthowomew x3 my page, -xDD And >_> see ^.^ him dwess'd uWu in aww ^w^ suits ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wady; -:33 That :33 donye, ÚwÚ conduct ^.^ him to x3 the OwO dwunkawd's chamber, -xDD And caww ^.^ him ^.^ 'madam,' UwU do ^.^ him OwO obeisance. -Teww ^.^ him from me- >_< as ^.^ he xDD wiww x3 win x3 my ;;w;; wuv- ->w< He UwU beaw >_< himsewf with ^.^ honyouwabwe xDD action, ->w< Such >_< as ^.^ he hath :33 obsewv'd uWu in x3 nyobwe ^.^ wadies -uWu Unto uWu theiw wowds, ^.^ by them uWu accompwished; ->w< Such >_> duty to x3 the drunkard wet ^.^ him UwU do, -With soft wow >_> tongue ÚwÚ and ^-^ wowwy couwtesy, -xDD And >_> say x3 'What :3 is't x3 youw honour xDD wiww >_> command, -^-^ Whewein x3 youw uWu wady ÚwÚ and x3 youw humble >w< wife -^-^ May x3 show her >_> duty ÚwÚ and >_< make ÚwÚ knyown her >_< wuv?' -xDD And xDD then with uWu kind >_> embwacements, >_< tempting OwO kisses, -xDD And with ^w^ decwinying >_> head x3 into :33 his x3 bosom, -x3 Bid ^.^ him x3 shed ^-^ teaws, >_< as ^.^ being overjoyed -;;w;; To >_> see her x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd :33 westow'd to :33 heawth, -Who fow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seven years hath esteemed ^.^ him -No xDD bettew than :3 a poor ÚwÚ and woathsome x3 beggaw. -xDD And >_> if x3 the ;;w;; boy uWu have nyot :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ gift -;;w;; To xDD wain :3 a shower of :3 commanded ^-^ teaws, -^-^ An :3 onyion xDD wiww UwU do weww fow xDD such :3 a xDD shift, ->_< Which, uWu in :3 a napkin ^.^ being ^-^ cwose >_< convey'd, -Shall uWu in ;;w;; despite enforce :3 a :3 watewy :33 eye. -xDD See ÚwÚ this x3 dispatch'd with aww x3 the ^.^ haste xDD thou >_> canst; -^-^ Anyon I'll UwU give uWu thee ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ instwuctions. uWu Exit :3 a ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ;;w;; boy xDD wiww weww usuwp x3 the gwace, -:33 Voice, gait, ÚwÚ and xDD action, of :3 a uWu gentwewoman; -UwU I ^-^ wong to hear ^.^ him caww x3 the drunkard ^w^ 'husband'; -xDD And >w< how x3 my ;;w;; men xDD wiww xDD stay x3 themsewves from :33 waughtew -x3 When ;;w;; they UwU do UwU homage to ÚwÚ this :33 simpwe >_< peasant. -I'll uWu in to counsel OwO them; haply x3 my x3 pwesence -^-^ May weww ^-^ abate x3 the x3 uvw-mewwy >w< spween, ->_< Which ^-^ othewwise ^.^ wouwd gwow x3 into extremes. Exeunt - -uWu SC_2 ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A x3 bedchambew uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ WOWD'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ awoft OwO SWY, with ATTENDANTS; x3 some with ^w^ appawew, basin -ÚwÚ and ewew, ÚwÚ and othew appuwtenyances; ÚwÚ and >w< WOWD - -x3 SWY. For >_> God's ^w^ sake, :3 a >_> pot of UwU smaww x3 awe. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw OwO wowdship ÚwÚ dwink :3 a >w< cup of ^w^ sack? -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw honour >_> taste of these consewves? -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_> What >_> waiment xDD wiww x3 youw honour ^-^ weaw >w< to-day? -x3 SWY. UwU I ^w^ am >_< Chwistophewo :3 Swy; caww nyot ;;w;; me 'honour' nor 'wowdship.' UwU I -^w^ nye'ew drank ^-^ sack uWu in x3 my :33 wife; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me xDD any >w< consewves, -UwU give ;;w;; me consewves of >_> beef. Nye'ew ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> what >_> waiment I'll OwO weaw, -fow UwU I uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe doubwets than backs, nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; stockings than -^.^ wegs, nor nyo ^.^ mowe xDD shoes than OwO feet- x3 nyay, ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ mowe ;;w;; feet than -shoes, ow xDD such xDD shoes >_< as x3 my OwO toes wook ^w^ thwough x3 the uvwweathew. -WOWD. uWu Heaven xDD cease ÚwÚ this idle humouw uWu in x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! ->_< O, :3 that :3 a ^-^ mighty x3 man of xDD such descent, -Of xDD such UwU possessions, ÚwÚ and UwU so xDD high esteem, -Should be >w< infused with UwU so fouw :3 a :33 spiwit! -x3 SWY. What, ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me uWu mad? ^w^ Am nyot UwU I Chwistophew >_> Swy, ;;w;; owd -x3 Swy's >_< son of ÚwÚ Buwton >_< Heath; ^.^ by birth :3 a pedlar, ^.^ by education :3 a -cardmaker, ^.^ by transmutation :3 a >_> beaw-hewd, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ by xDD pwesent -pwofession :3 a >_< tinkew? ;;w;; Ask UwU Mawian ^-^ Hacket, x3 the :33 fat ale-wife of ->_< Wincot, >_> if ^.^ she ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me x3 nyot; >_> if ^.^ she >_> say UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ fouwteen uWu pence on -x3 the ÚwÚ scowe fow sheer ale, ÚwÚ scowe ;;w;; me x3 up fow x3 the >w< wying'st x3 knyave uWu in -Chwistendom. What! UwU I ^w^ am nyot >w< bestwaught. ^.^ [Taking :3 a >_> pot of awe] -^.^ Hewe's- -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is :3 that x3 makes x3 youw uWu wady OwO mouwn! -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< it :3 that x3 makes x3 youw :3 sewvants ;;w;; dwoop! -WOWD. OwO Hence x3 comes >w< it :3 that x3 youw >w< kindwed shuns x3 youw house, -;;w;; As beaten >w< hence ^.^ by x3 youw ;;w;; stwange ^.^ wunyacy. -x3 O x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, ^.^ bethink uWu thee of >w< thy birth! -;;w;; Caww ^.^ home >w< thy UwU ancient >_< thoughts from banishment, -xDD And banyish >w< hence these abject ^-^ wowwy dweams. -Wook >w< how >w< thy :3 sewvants UwU do >_< attend on ÚwÚ thee, -x3 Each uWu in :33 his ^.^ office ready uWu at >w< thy x3 beck. -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu have music? :33 Hawk! Apollo pways, ^w^ [Music] -xDD And ÚwÚ twenty caged >_< nyightingawes UwU do ;;w;; sing. -:33 Ow wiwt xDD thou ^w^ sweep? ^-^ We'ww uWu have uWu thee to :3 a UwU couch -Softew ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweetew than x3 the x3 wustfuw x3 bed -On OwO puwpose trimm'd x3 up fow Semiramis. -x3 Say xDD thou wiwt wawk: ^.^ we xDD wiww ^w^ bestwew x3 the :33 gwound. -:33 Ow wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; wide? x3 Thy :3 howses UwU shaww be ^.^ twapp'd, -^-^ Theiw :33 hawnyess >_< studded aww with gowd ÚwÚ and peaww. -uWu Dost xDD thou wuv >_< hawking? ^.^ Thou x3 hast hawks xDD wiww UwU soaw -Abuv x3 the mownying lark. :33 Ow wiwt xDD thou OwO hunt? -x3 Thy >_< hounds UwU shaww >_< make x3 the welkin answew them -xDD And :3 fetch UwU shaww uWu echoes from x3 the OwO howwow ;;w;; eawth. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. x3 Say xDD thou wiwt UwU couwse; >w< thy >w< gweyhounds OwO awe >_< as UwU swift -;;w;; As >w< bweathed ;;w;; stags; :33 ay, :33 fweetew than x3 the woe. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. uWu Dost xDD thou wuv pictures? We xDD wiww :3 fetch uWu thee -^w^ stwaight -Adonyis painted ^.^ by :3 a wunnying ÚwÚ bwook, -xDD And uWu Cythewea aww uWu in :33 sedges :3 hid, ->_< Which xDD seem to move ÚwÚ and >_< wanton with her UwU bweath -Even >_< as x3 the ^.^ waving :33 sedges :33 pway ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' ^.^ wind. -WOWD. ^-^ We'ww x3 show uWu thee wo >_< as ^.^ she UwU was :3 a >_< maid -xDD And >w< how ^.^ she UwU was beguiwed ÚwÚ and suwpwis'd, -;;w;; As lively painted >_< as x3 the ^.^ deed UwU was ^-^ donye. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. :33 Ow x3 Daphnye woaming ^w^ thwough :3 a >_> thowny wood, -Scratching her ^.^ wegs, :3 that one UwU shaww >_< sweaw ^.^ she ^.^ bweeds -xDD And uWu at :3 that ^.^ sight UwU shaww >_> sad Apollo >_> weep, -^w^ So ÚwÚ wowkmanwy x3 the :3 bwood ÚwÚ and tears OwO awe UwU dwawn. -WOWD. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. -^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a uWu wady uWu faw ^.^ mowe >_> beautifuw -Than xDD any OwO woman uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< wanying age. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. ^.^ And, >w< tiww x3 the tears :3 that ^.^ she hath x3 shed fow uWu thee -Wike envious xDD fwoods o'er-run her lovely >w< face, -:33 She UwU was x3 the >_> faiwest creature uWu in x3 the wowwd; -xDD And yet ^.^ she >_> is :33 infewiow to none. -x3 SWY. ^w^ Am UwU I :3 a ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and uWu have UwU I xDD such :3 a x3 wady? -:33 Ow UwU do UwU I ;;w;; dweam? :33 Ow uWu have UwU I ^.^ dweam'd >w< tiww ^.^ nyow? -UwU I UwU do nyot sweep: UwU I see, UwU I heaw, UwU I speak; -UwU I smell x3 sweet >_> savouws, ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 feew soft xDD things. ->_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ;;w;; wowd :33 indeed, -xDD And nyot :3 a tinker, nor Chwistophew UwU Swy. -xDD Weww, ;;w;; bwing UwU ouw uWu wady ÚwÚ hithew to UwU ouw sight; -xDD And >_> once OwO again, :3 a >_> pot ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD smawwest x3 awe. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. Will't uWu pwease x3 youw ÚwÚ Mightinyess to >_< wash x3 youw hands? ->_< O, >w< how ^.^ we joy to >_> see x3 youw wit restor'd! ->_< O, :3 that >_> once ^.^ mowe xDD you UwU knyew >_> but >_> what xDD you UwU awe! -;;w;; These >_< fifteen years xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu in :3 a dream; -:3 Ow, when xDD you wak'd, UwU so >_< wak'd >_< as >_> if xDD you uWu swept. -x3 SWY. ;;w;; These >_< fifteen yeaws! ^.^ by x3 my fay, :3 a xDD goodwy nyap. -OwO But uWu did UwU I >_< nyevew speak of aww :3 that >w< time? -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >_< O, :3 yes, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but xDD vewy idle words; -For ^w^ though xDD you uWu way OwO hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy chamber, -ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ wouwd xDD you >_> say OwO ye :3 wewe beaten x3 out of door; -xDD And waiw ;;w;; upon x3 the hostess of x3 the house, -xDD And >_> say xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD pwesent her uWu at x3 the weet, ->_< Because ^.^ she ^.^ bwought stone jugs ÚwÚ and nyo OwO seaw'd >_< quawts. -Sometimes xDD you ^.^ wouwd caww x3 out fow uWu Cicewy Hacket. -x3 SWY. Ay, x3 the xDD woman's >_< maid of x3 the ÚwÚ house. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. Why, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ knyow nyo ;;w;; house nor nyo xDD such ;;w;; maid, -x3 Nyow nyo xDD such ;;w;; men >_< as xDD you uWu have uWu weckon'd up, -;;w;; As ^w^ Stephen >_> Swy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd John Naps of xDD Gweece, -xDD And Petew Turph, ÚwÚ and Henwy Pimpewnyeww; -xDD And ÚwÚ twenty ^.^ mowe xDD such nyames ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men >_< as OwO these, ->_< Which >_< nyevew uWu wewe, nor nyo x3 man OwO evew x3 saw. -x3 SWY. >_> Nyow, Lord be ^-^ thanked fow x3 my ÚwÚ good amends! -uWu AWW. ÚwÚ Amen. - -Entew x3 the ^.^ PAGE >_< as :3 a UwU wady, with OwO ATTENDANTS - -x3 SWY. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou shalt nyot wose ^.^ by :3 it. -xDD PAGE. How fawes x3 my x3 nyobwe xDD wowd? -x3 SWY. OwO Mawwy, UwU I ^-^ fawe well; fow OwO hewe >_> is cheer enyough. -Whewe >_> is x3 my :33 wife? -xDD PAGE. Here, x3 nyobwe wowd; >_> what >_> is >w< thy xDD wiww with OwO hew? -x3 SWY. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot caww ;;w;; me OwO husband? -OwO My ;;w;; men >_> shouwd caww ;;w;; me 'lord'; UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw x3 goodman. -xDD PAGE. OwO My :33 husband ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and xDD husband; -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >w< wife uWu in aww ^w^ obedience. -x3 SWY. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it well. >_> What ^w^ must UwU I caww OwO hew? -WOWD. Madam. -x3 SWY. Aw'ce UwU madam, ow UwU Joan :33 madam? -WOWD. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ and >_< nyothing ewse; UwU so wowds caww wadies. -x3 SWY. >w< Madam :3 wife, ;;w;; they >_> say :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ dweam'd -xDD And slept :33 abuv x3 some >_< fifteen xDD yeaw ow more. -xDD PAGE. Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 the time ;;w;; seems ;;w;; thiwty >w< unto uWu me, -uWu Being aww ÚwÚ this time ÚwÚ abandon'd from x3 youw :3 bed. -x3 SWY. 'Tis :33 much. ÚwÚ Sewvants, OwO weave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and her >_< awonye. -Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS -uWu Madam, OwO undwess UwU you, ÚwÚ and come nyow to :3 bed. -xDD PAGE. uWu Thwice x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, wet ;;w;; me entweat of xDD you -;;w;; To UwU pawdon ;;w;; me yet fow :3 a >w< nyight ow ^.^ two; -:3 Ow, >_> if nyot >_> so, ÚwÚ untiw x3 the sun be set. -For x3 youw x3 physicians uWu have >w< expwesswy ;;w;; chawg'd, -^w^ In peril to :3 incuw x3 youw xDD fowmew mawady, -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd yet absent ;;w;; me from x3 youw :3 bed. -UwU I UwU hope ÚwÚ this reason >w< stands fow x3 my uWu excuse. -x3 SWY. Ay, >w< it >w< stands UwU so :3 that UwU I OwO may hardly ^.^ tawwy UwU so wong. OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd -be loath to faww x3 into x3 my x3 dweams ;;w;; again. UwU I xDD wiww >_< thewefowe ^.^ tawwy uWu in -;;w;; despite of x3 the >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 the blood. - -Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Youw x3 honyouw's pwayews, hearing x3 youw OwO amendment, -^w^ Awe come to :33 pway :3 a >_> pweasant :3 comedy; -For UwU so x3 youw ^.^ doctows howd >w< it xDD vewy ^w^ meet, -x3 Seeing ^w^ too much >_> sadnyess hath x3 congeaw'd x3 youw bwood, -xDD And ^-^ mewanchowy >_> is x3 the nyuwse of fwenzy. -Therefore ;;w;; they xDD thought >w< it ÚwÚ good xDD you hear :3 a :33 pway -xDD And fwame x3 youw ^-^ mind to >_< miwth ÚwÚ and :33 mewwiment, ->_< Which bars :3 a thousand :33 hawms ÚwÚ and >_> wengthens life. -x3 SWY. OwO Mawwy, UwU I :33 wiww; wet them :33 pway :3 it. Is nyot :3 a >w< comonty :3 a ->_< Chwistmas :3 gambowd ow :3 a tumbling-trick? -xDD PAGE. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe pweasing ;;w;; stuff. -x3 SWY. What, :33 househowd stuff? -xDD PAGE. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a uWu kind of history. -x3 SWY. xDD Weww, we'll ;;w;; see't. ^.^ Come, xDD madam :3 wife, sit ^.^ by x3 my x3 side ÚwÚ and wet -x3 the wowwd xDD swip;-we UwU shaww ^w^ nye'ew be ÚwÚ youngew. -^w^ [They sit down] - -^-^ A :33 fwouwish of trumpets :3 annyounces x3 the :33 pway - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^w^ Padua. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man xDD TWANyIO - -:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, xDD since fow x3 the great ^.^ desiwe UwU I xDD had -;;w;; To >_> see >w< faiw xDD Padua, OwO nyuwsewy of UwU awts, -UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ awwiv'd fow :33 fwuitfuw ;;w;; Wombawdy, -uWu The >_> pweasant >_< gawden of great Italy, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 my father's wuv ÚwÚ and OwO weave ^w^ am awm'd -With :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD wiww ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ good xDD company, -OwO My trusty xDD sewvant weww >w< appwov'd uWu in all, -:3 Hewe wet >_> us ^w^ bweathe, ÚwÚ and haply institute -^-^ A course of :33 weawnying ÚwÚ and >w< ingenyious >w< studies. -Pisa, uWu wenyownyed fow :3 gwave uWu citizens, -Gave ;;w;; me x3 my ^.^ being ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ fiwst, -^-^ A merchant of great UwU twaffic ^w^ thwough x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Vincentio, come of x3 the uWu Bentivowii; -^.^ Vincentio's x3 son, ^.^ bwought x3 up uWu in >_< Fwowence, -^.^ It UwU shaww :33 become to serve aww hopes x3 conceiv'd, -;;w;; To deck :33 his :3 fowtunye with :33 his virtuous >_> deeds. -xDD And OwO thewefowe, >w< Twanyio, fow x3 the time UwU I ^-^ study, -x3 Viwtue ÚwÚ and :3 that ÚwÚ pawt of x3 phiwosophy -Will UwU I apply :3 that ÚwÚ tweats of happinyess -^-^ By viwtue x3 speciawwy to be achiev'd. -Teww ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD mind; fow UwU I uWu have Pisa left -xDD And ^w^ am to >_> Padua come >_< as ^.^ he :3 that >w< weaves -^-^ A shallow plash to ^.^ pwunge ^.^ him uWu in x3 the >w< deep, -xDD And with satiety >_> seeks to quench :33 his :3 thiwst. -^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Mi pewdonyato, ^-^ gentwe >_< mastew minye; -UwU I ^w^ am uWu in aww affected >_< as :33 youwsewf; -:33 Gwad :3 that xDD you OwO thus >w< continyue x3 youw wesowve -;;w;; To uWu suck x3 the ÚwÚ sweets of x3 sweet phiwosophy. ->w< Onwy, ÚwÚ good ^.^ mastew, OwO whiwe ^.^ we UwU do >_< admiwe -This viwtue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :3 mowaw discipwinye, -:3 Wet's be nyo >_< Stoics nor nyo uWu stocks, UwU I pray, -:33 Ow UwU so devote to Aristotle's ÚwÚ checks -;;w;; As >_< Ovid be >w< an ÚwÚ outcast quite ÚwÚ abjuw'd. ->_> Bawk logic with >_< acquaintance :3 that xDD you have, -xDD And x3 pwactise >_> whetowic uWu in x3 youw ^w^ common talk; -Music ÚwÚ and poesy use to ^w^ quicken uWu you; -uWu The >_> mathematics ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ metaphysics, -Fall to them >_< as xDD you find x3 youw stomach sewves OwO you. -No pwofit gwows :3 whewe >_> is nyo :3 pweasuwe ;;w;; ta'en; -^w^ In ^-^ bwief, ^w^ siw, ^-^ study >_> what xDD you UwU most ;;w;; affect. -:3 WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Gwamewcies, >w< Twanyio, weww dost xDD thou ;;w;; advise. -If, Biondello, xDD thou OwO wewt come xDD ashowe, -We couwd uWu at >_> once put >_> us uWu in readiness, -xDD And OwO take :3 a ;;w;; wodging ;;w;; fit to entertain ->w< Such ^w^ fwiends >_< as time uWu in >_> Padua UwU shaww >w< beget. - -Entew BAPTISTA with :33 his >w< two ^w^ daughtews, :3 KATHEWINyA -ÚwÚ and >_< BIANCA; ;;w;; GWEMIO, :3 a pantawoon; HOWTENSIO, -suitor to xDD BIANCA. >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and xDD TWANyIO stand ^.^ by - -OwO But xDD stay awhile; >_> what >_< company >_> is :3 this? -^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, x3 some x3 show to wewcome >_> us to xDD town. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, :33 impowtunye ;;w;; me nyo fawthew, -For >w< how UwU I x3 fiwmwy ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd xDD you know; -:33 That ;;w;; is, nyot to bestow x3 my xDD youngest daughter -^.^ Befowe UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 husband fow x3 the x3 ewdew. -;;w;; If xDD eithew of xDD you both wuv :3 Kathewinya, ->_< Because UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you weww ÚwÚ and wuv xDD you weww, -Weave UwU shaww xDD you uWu have to court her uWu at x3 youw pleasure. -^-^ GWEMIO. ;;w;; To xDD cawt her rather. >_> She's ^w^ too OwO wough fow x3 me. -There, thewe, xDD Howtensio, xDD wiww xDD you xDD any :33 wife? -KATHEWINyA. :33 [To ^.^ BAPTISTA] UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> is >w< it x3 youw xDD wiww -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ stawe of ;;w;; me amongst these xDD mates? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Mates, x3 maid! How >_> mean xDD you ^-^ that? No >_> mates fow UwU you, -OwO Unwess xDD you :3 wewe of gentler, milder mould. -KATHEWINyA. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ^w^ siw, xDD you UwU shaww >_< nyevew >_< nyeed to x3 feaw; -x3 Iwis >w< it >_> is nyot :3 hawfway to her heawt; -OwO But >_> if >w< it uWu wewe, doubt nyot her :3 cawe >_> shouwd be -;;w;; To ^w^ comb x3 youw >_> nyoddwe with :3 a three-legg'd x3 stoow, -xDD And OwO paint x3 youw >w< face, ÚwÚ and use xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a xDD foow. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Fwom aww xDD such devils, ÚwÚ good Lord ÚwÚ dewivew ÚwÚ us! -^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And uWu me, :3 too, ÚwÚ good :3 Wowd! -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD Husht, x3 mastew! >_> Hewe's x3 some ÚwÚ good >w< pastime toward; -:33 That OwO wench >_> is x3 stawk ^-^ mad ow ;;w;; wondewfuw uWu fwowawd. -:3 WUCENTIO. OwO But uWu in x3 the ;;w;; othew's :3 siwence UwU do UwU I >_> see -Maid's >_< miwd >_> behaviouw ÚwÚ and sobriety. -uWu Peace, Twanyio! -^-^ TWANyIO. Weww said, mastew; ÚwÚ mum! ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaze x3 youw x3 fiww. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, :3 that UwU I OwO may >w< soon >_< make ÚwÚ good ->_> What UwU I uWu have ;;w;; said- ^-^ Bianca, get xDD you UwU in; -xDD And wet >w< it nyot UwU dispwease ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good ^-^ Bianca, -For UwU I xDD wiww wuv uWu thee ^w^ nye'ew x3 the UwU wess, x3 my ^w^ giww. -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A OwO pwetty uWu peat! >w< it >_> is best ->_> Put finger uWu in x3 the >_< eye, >w< an ^.^ she UwU knyew :33 why. -xDD BIANCA. x3 Sistew, :3 content xDD you uWu in x3 my >_< discontent. -UwU Siw, to x3 youw :3 pweasuwe x3 humbwy UwU I ^-^ subscwibe; -OwO My uWu books ÚwÚ and instwuments UwU shaww be x3 my xDD company, -On them to look, ÚwÚ and x3 pwactise ^.^ by :3 mysewf. -:3 WUCENTIO. Hawk, >w< Twanyio, xDD thou uWu mayst hear uWu Minyewva ^w^ speak! -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, xDD wiww xDD you be UwU so >w< stwange? -Sowwy ^w^ am UwU I :3 that UwU ouw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww UwU effects -Bianca's ÚwÚ gwief. -^-^ GWEMIO. Why xDD wiww xDD you ^.^ mew her up, -:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, fow ÚwÚ this >_< fiend of >_> heww, -xDD And >_< make her UwU beaw x3 the >_< penyance of her ^.^ tongue? -^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, :3 content ye; UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wesowv'd. -Go x3 in, ÚwÚ Bianca. uWu Exit ^w^ BIANCA -xDD And fow UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she taketh UwU most delight -^w^ In ^.^ music, >_< instwuments, ÚwÚ and poetwy, -Schoowmastews xDD wiww UwU I >_< keep within x3 my ;;w;; house -Fit to instwuct her >_< youth. ;;w;; If UwU you, xDD Howtensio, -:3 Ow, :33 Signyiow uWu Gwemio, UwU you, ^.^ knyow xDD any xDD such, -Pwefew them hithew; fow to x3 cunnying ;;w;; men -UwU I xDD wiww be xDD vewy ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and xDD wibewaw -;;w;; To >_< minye UwU own x3 chiwdwen uWu in ÚwÚ good bwinging-up; -xDD And >_> so, farewell. :3 Kathewinya, xDD you OwO may >_< stay; -For UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe to commune with ÚwÚ Bianca. uWu Exit -KATHEWINyA. Why, ÚwÚ and UwU I :33 twust UwU I OwO may OwO go :3 too, OwO may UwU I ^w^ nyot? -What! UwU shaww UwU I be uWu appointed houws, >_< as x3 though, >w< bewike, -UwU I UwU knyew nyot >_> what to OwO take ÚwÚ and >_> what to weave? uWu Ha! uWu Exit -^-^ GWEMIO. >_> You OwO may OwO go to x3 the >_> deviw's UwU dam; x3 youw ^.^ gifts OwO awe UwU so ÚwÚ good -hewe's >_< nyonye xDD wiww howd OwO you. OwO Thewe! Wuv >_> is nyot UwU so ^.^ gweat, -xDD Howtensio, >_> but ^.^ we OwO may ^w^ bwow UwU ouw >_< nyaiws together, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fast >w< it ^.^ faiwwy -out; UwU ouw cake's dough on both :3 sides. Farewell; ^w^ yet, fow x3 the wuv -UwU I UwU beaw x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ Bianca, >_> if UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ by xDD any means >w< wight on :3 a ;;w;; fit x3 man -to >_< teach her :3 that wherein ^.^ she dewights, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ wish ^.^ him to her -:33 fathew. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD SO Will I, :33 Signyiow Gremio; >_> but :3 a word, UwU I pway. ;;w;; Though -x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of UwU ouw ^-^ quawwew yet >_< nyevew brook'd parle, ^.^ knyow now, ;;w;; upon -x3 advice, >w< it x3 toucheth >_> us :3 both- :3 that ^.^ we OwO may yet again uWu have x3 access to -UwU ouw >w< faiw ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and be ^w^ happy xDD wivaws uWu in Bianca's ;;w;; wuv- to -labour ÚwÚ and ^w^ effect one ^.^ thing speciawwy. -^-^ GWEMIO. x3 What's :3 that, UwU I pway? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, to get :3 a :33 husband fow her sister. -^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ A OwO husband? :3 a deviw. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I >_> say :3 a husband. -^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I >_> say :3 a deviw. x3 Think'st UwU thou, xDD Howtensio, ^w^ though her >w< fathew -be xDD vewy rich, xDD any x3 man >_> is UwU so xDD vewy :3 a >w< foow to be mawwied to :33 heww? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Tush, >_< Gwemio! ;;w;; Though >w< it pass x3 youw uWu patience ÚwÚ and >_< minye to -OwO enduwe her ÚwÚ woud >w< awawums, >w< why, ^w^ man, there be ÚwÚ good ^w^ fewwows uWu in x3 the -^w^ wowwd, >w< an :3 a x3 man couwd >w< wight on ÚwÚ them, ^.^ wouwd OwO take her with aww -fauwts, ÚwÚ and monyey enyough. -^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; >_> but UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief OwO take her ^.^ dowwy with ÚwÚ this -^w^ condition: to be whipp'd uWu at x3 the xDD high OwO cwoss every xDD mownying. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Faith, >_< as xDD you say, there's UwU smaww UwU choice uWu in wotten -^w^ appwes. But, >_< come; xDD since ÚwÚ this ^-^ baw uWu in law x3 makes >_> us OwO fwiends, >w< it -UwU shaww be UwU so uWu faw fowth xDD fwiendwy ÚwÚ maintain'd >w< tiww ^.^ by ;;w;; hewping -^-^ Baptista's eldest daughter to :3 a :33 husband ^.^ we uWu set :33 his xDD youngest fwee -fow :3 a ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ and xDD then uWu have uWu to't xDD afwesh. ÚwÚ Sweet >_< Bianca! Happy x3 man -be :33 his >_> dowe! >w< He :3 that wuns UwU fastest :33 gets x3 the wing. How >_> say UwU you, -:33 Signyiow >w< Gwemio? -^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ agweed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had UwU given ^.^ him x3 the best UwU howse uWu in ->_> Padua to x3 begin :33 his :33 wooing :3 that ^.^ wouwd thowoughwy ^.^ woo hew, x3 wed hew, -ÚwÚ and x3 bed hew, ÚwÚ and x3 wid x3 the ;;w;; house of >_> hew! :3 Come :3 on. -Exeunt GREMIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ HOWTENSIO -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU I pray, ^w^ siw, tell uWu me, >_> is >w< it OwO possibwe -:33 That wuv >_> shouwd of :3 a ^.^ sudden OwO take xDD such ;;w;; howd? -:3 WUCENTIO. x3 O >w< Twanyio, >w< tiww UwU I >_> found >w< it to be ^-^ twue, -UwU I >_< nyevew xDD thought >w< it OwO possibwe ow >_> wikewy. -OwO But uWu see! OwO whiwe idly UwU I :33 stood ^w^ wooking ;;w;; on, -UwU I >_> found x3 the ^w^ effect of wuv uWu in xDD idwenyess; -xDD And nyow uWu in >_< pwainnyess UwU do x3 confess to ÚwÚ thee, -:33 That awt to ;;w;; me >_< as secret ÚwÚ and >_< as uWu deaw -;;w;; As Annya to x3 the xDD Queen of x3 Cawthage ^.^ was- ->w< Twanyio, UwU I ^-^ buwn, UwU I UwU pinye, UwU I xDD pewish, >w< Twanyio, -;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; achieve nyot ÚwÚ this xDD young :3 modest ^w^ giww. -Counsel uWu me, >w< Twanyio, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou >_> canst; -;;w;; Assist uWu me, >w< Twanyio, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou wilt. -^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, >w< it >_> is nyo time to UwU chide xDD you >_< nyow; -OwO Affection >_> is nyot :33 wated from x3 the heawt; -;;w;; If wuv uWu have touch'd UwU you, >_< nyought remains >_> but so: -^w^ 'Wedime te OwO captum ÚwÚ quam ^-^ queas >_< minyimo.' -:3 WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Gwamewcies, wad. Go fowwawd; ÚwÚ this :3 contents; -uWu The xDD west xDD wiww comfort, fow >w< thy counsel's UwU sound. -^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, xDD you >_> wook'd UwU so wongwy on x3 the ^-^ maid. -:3 Pewhaps xDD you uWu mawk'd nyot UwU what's x3 the ÚwÚ pith of all. -:3 WUCENTIO. >_< O, :3 yes, UwU I saw x3 sweet beauty uWu in her >w< face, ->w< Such >_< as x3 the daughter of Agenor :33 had, -:33 That UwU made great Juv to humble ^.^ him to her uWu hand, -x3 When with :33 his knees ^.^ he >w< kiss'd x3 the Cretan strand. -^-^ TWANyIO. ^.^ Saw xDD you nyo UwU mowe? >_< Mawk'd xDD you nyot >w< how her :3 sistew -:3 Began to scold ÚwÚ and >w< waise x3 up xDD such :3 a x3 stowm -:33 That >w< mowtaw OwO eaws ^w^ might hardly OwO enduwe x3 the >_> din? -:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, UwU I saw her ÚwÚ cowaw lips to x3 muv, -xDD And with her UwU bweath ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ pewfume x3 the air; -^w^ Sacwed ÚwÚ and x3 sweet UwU was aww UwU I saw uWu in her. -^-^ TWANyIO. Nyay, xDD then UwU 'tis time to stir ^.^ him from :33 his trance. -UwU I pray, >w< awake, sir. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv x3 the ;;w;; maid, -Bend >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and :33 wits to ;;w;; achieve her. ^-^ Thus >w< it :33 stands: -:3 Hew :33 ewdew :3 sistew >_> is UwU so curst ÚwÚ and shrewd -^.^ That, >w< tiww x3 the >w< fathew x3 wid :33 his ^.^ hands of hew, -^-^ Mastew, x3 youw wuv ^w^ must ^w^ wive :3 a >_< maid uWu at ÚwÚ home; -xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> has ^.^ he x3 cwosewy :33 mew'd her up, ->_< Because ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot be ^-^ annyoy'd with ÚwÚ suitows. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD Ah, >w< Twanyio, >_> what :3 a UwU cwuew father's OwO he! -OwO But awt xDD thou nyot :33 advis'd ^.^ he >_> took x3 some :3 cawe -;;w;; To get her x3 cunnying schoolmasters to instwuct OwO hew? -^-^ TWANyIO. Ay, marry, ^w^ am I, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and nyow UwU 'tis plotted. -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I uWu have :33 it, >_< Twanyio. -^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ Mastew, fow x3 my uWu hand, -UwU Both UwU ouw x3 inventions :3 meet ÚwÚ and x3 jump uWu in onye. -:3 WUCENTIO. Teww ;;w;; me ^.^ thinye fiwst. -^-^ TWANyIO. >_> You xDD wiww be schoowmastew, -xDD And undewtake x3 the teaching of x3 the >_> maid- ->w< That's x3 youw uWu device. -:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ It >w< is. ^-^ May >w< it be done? -^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Nyot possibwe; fow who UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 youw ÚwÚ pawt -xDD And be uWu in >_> Padua OwO hewe ^.^ Vincentio's son; -^w^ Keep ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ply :33 his ^-^ book, wewcome :33 his OwO fwiends, -Visit :33 his ÚwÚ countwymen, ÚwÚ and :33 banquet them? -:3 WUCENTIO. >_< Basta, :3 content ÚwÚ thee, fow UwU I uWu have >w< it ^w^ fuww. -We uWu have nyot yet :33 been :3 seen uWu in xDD any house, -x3 Nyow ^.^ can ^.^ we be ^w^ distinguish'd ^.^ by UwU ouw faces -For x3 man ow master. UwU Then >w< it xDD fowwows thus: -^.^ Thou shalt be ^.^ mastew, >w< Twanyio, uWu in x3 my >_< stead, -^w^ Keep ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ^.^ powt ÚwÚ and x3 sewvants, >_< as UwU I >_< shouwd; -UwU I xDD wiww x3 some othew ^-^ be- x3 some ^w^ Fwowentinye, -;;w;; Some :3 Nyeapowitan, ow >w< meanyew x3 man of >w< Pisa. -'Tis xDD hatch'd, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww be :3 so. >w< Twanyio, uWu at >_> once -;;w;; Uncase ÚwÚ thee; OwO take x3 my cowouw'd ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and OwO cwoak. -x3 When Biondello ;;w;; comes, ^.^ he waits on ÚwÚ thee; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_> chawm ^.^ him xDD fiwst to >_< keep :33 his :33 tongue. -^-^ TWANyIO. ^w^ So xDD had xDD you ^w^ nyeed. ^w^ [They :3 exchange habits] -^w^ In ^-^ bwief, ^w^ siw, sith >w< it x3 youw :3 pweasuwe ;;w;; is, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am tied to be obedient- -For UwU so x3 youw >w< fathew :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me uWu at UwU ouw pawting: -:3 'Be OwO sewviceabwe to x3 my OwO son' quoth xDD he, -Awthough UwU I think uWu 'twas uWu in anyothew xDD sense- -UwU I ^w^ am :3 content to be ;;w;; Wucentio, ->_< Because UwU so weww UwU I wuv xDD Wucentio. -:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, be UwU so uWu because ^-^ Wucentio loves; -xDD And wet ;;w;; me be :3 a ;;w;; swave t' ;;w;; achieve :3 that >_< maid ->_< Whose ^.^ sudden ^.^ sight hath :33 thwaww'd x3 my wounded :33 eye. - -Entew BIONDELLO. - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the wogue. Siwwah, :3 whewe uWu have xDD you been? -BIONDELLO. Whewe uWu have UwU I >_< been! Nyay, >w< how >_< nyow! :3 whewe OwO awe you? -^-^ Mastew, >_> has x3 my fewwow ^-^ Twanyio :3 stow'n x3 youw uWu cwothes? -:33 Ow xDD you :3 stow'n ^w^ his? ow ^-^ both? ÚwÚ Pway, UwU what's x3 the nyews? -:3 WUCENTIO. Siwwah, come hithew; UwU 'tis nyo time to ^.^ jest, -xDD And >_< thewefowe fwame x3 youw ^w^ mannyews to x3 the uWu time. -uWu Youw fewwow ^-^ Twanyio UwU hewe, to :3 save x3 my :3 wife, -Puts x3 my apparel ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 count'nyance ;;w;; on, -xDD And UwU I fow x3 my escape uWu have put on ^w^ his; -For uWu in :3 a ^-^ quawwew xDD since UwU I ^-^ came ashore -UwU I kill'd :3 a ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and feaw UwU I UwU was x3 descwied. -uWu Wait xDD you on :3 him, UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, >_< as >_> becomes, -While UwU I >_< make uWu way from >w< hence to :3 save x3 my life. ->_> You understand me? -BIONDELLO. I, UwU siw? Nye'ew :3 a whit. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And nyot :3 a jot of ^-^ Twanyio uWu in x3 youw :33 mouth: -^-^ Twanyio >_> is chang'd x3 into xDD Wucentio. -BIONDELLO. uWu The xDD bettew fow him; ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ;;w;; too! -^-^ TWANyIO. ^w^ So couwd I, ^w^ faith, ^-^ boy, to uWu have x3 the :3 nyext ÚwÚ wish after, -:33 That ^-^ Wucentio ÚwÚ indeed xDD had ^-^ Baptista's xDD youngest >w< daughtew. -But, sirrah, nyot fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake >_> but x3 youw >_< mastew's, UwU I ;;w;; advise ->_> You use x3 youw ^w^ mannyews discweetwy uWu in aww uWu kind of companies. -x3 When UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ awonye, >w< why, xDD then UwU I ^w^ am >_< Twanyio; -OwO But uWu in aww pwaces >_> ewse x3 youw >_< mastew xDD Wucentio. -:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Twanyio, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. -x3 Onye ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe >_< wests, :3 that >w< thysewf ^.^ execute- -;;w;; To >_< make one ^-^ among these ÚwÚ wooews. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ ask ;;w;; me why- -:33 Sufficeth, x3 my weasons OwO awe both ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and weighty. Exeunt - -uWu The ÚwÚ Pwesentews :33 abuv speak - -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you >w< nyod; xDD you UwU do nyot ^-^ mind x3 the play. -x3 SWY. Yes, ^.^ by Saint >_> Annye UwU do ^.^ I. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good >w< mattew, :33 suwewy; x3 comes there -xDD any ^.^ mowe of :33 it? -xDD PAGE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis >_> but xDD begun. -x3 SWY. 'Tis :3 a xDD vewy :3 excewwent ^.^ piece of work, xDD madam uWu wady -Wouwd >w< 'twewe uWu donye! ^w^ [They sit ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawk] - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe HORTENSIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 man GRUMIO - ->_< PETWUCHIO. Verona, fow :3 a OwO whiwe UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, -;;w;; To >_> see x3 my ^w^ fwiends uWu in Padua; >_> but of aww -OwO My best beloved ÚwÚ and appwuvd fwiend, -^.^ Howtensio; ÚwÚ and UwU I x3 twow ÚwÚ this >_> is :33 his ÚwÚ house. -Here, xDD siwwah Gwumio, knyock, UwU I :3 say. -GRUMIO. Knyock, sir! ;;w;; Whom >_> shouwd UwU I x3 knyock? -Is there xDD any x3 man >_> has UwU webus'd x3 youw wowship? ->_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Viwwain, UwU I say, :3 knyock ;;w;; me OwO hewe soundly. -GRUMIO. Knock xDD you UwU hewe, UwU siw? Why, ^w^ siw, >_> what ^w^ am I, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I ->_> shouwd :3 knyock xDD you UwU hewe, UwU siw? ->_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Viwwain, UwU I say, :3 knyock ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ this >_< gate, -xDD And wap ;;w;; me weww, ow I'll :3 knyock x3 youw knave's pate. -GRUMIO. OwO My >_< mastew >_> is grown UwU quawwewsome. UwU I >_> shouwd :3 knyock xDD you ÚwÚ fiwst, -xDD And xDD then UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ aftew who x3 comes ^.^ by x3 the x3 wowst. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Will >w< it nyot :3 be? -Faith, sirrah, >w< an you'ww nyot :3 knyock I'll OwO wing uWu it; -I'll >_> twy >w< how xDD you ^.^ can >_> sow-fa, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sing :3 it. -[He ÚwÚ wwings ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 the x3 eaws] -GRUMIO. Hewp, mastews, :33 hewp! OwO My >_< mastew >_> is >_> mad. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Now :3 knyock when UwU I bid UwU you, xDD siwwah :33 viwwain! - -Entew ^w^ HOWTENSIO - -^.^ HOWTENSIO. How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? OwO My ;;w;; owd :33 fwiend Gwumio ÚwÚ and x3 my -ÚwÚ good :33 fwiend UwU Petwuchio! How UwU do xDD you aww uWu at xDD Vewonya? ->_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, come xDD you to ÚwÚ pawt x3 the fray? -'Con tutto x3 iw ^w^ cuowe >w< ben trovato' OwO may UwU I :3 say. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Awwa ^w^ nyostwa uWu casa >w< ben venuto, -xDD Mowto ÚwÚ honyowato >_> signyow UwU mio xDD Petwuchio. -^w^ Wise, Gwumio, OwO wise; ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ compound ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ quawwew. -GRUMIO. Nyay, UwU 'tis nyo >w< mattew, ^w^ siw, >_> what ^.^ he 'weges uWu in ÚwÚ Watin. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this -be nyot :3 a ÚwÚ wawfuw cause fow ;;w;; me to OwO weave :33 his service- wook UwU you, :33 siw: -^.^ he bid ;;w;; me :3 knyock ^.^ him ÚwÚ and wap ^.^ him OwO soundwy, sir. xDD Weww, UwU was >w< it ;;w;; fit -fow :3 a xDD sewvant to use :33 his >_< mastew so; x3 being, :3 pewhaps, fow ^.^ aught UwU I -see, >w< two ÚwÚ and UwU thiwty, :3 a xDD pip out? -;;w;; Whom ^.^ wouwd to ^w^ God UwU I xDD had weww knyock'd uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, -UwU Then xDD had nyot Gwumio come ^.^ by x3 the x3 wowst. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A senseless :33 viwwain! ^-^ Good xDD Howtensio, -UwU I ;;w;; bade x3 the wascaw :3 knyock ;;w;; upon x3 youw >_< gate, -xDD And couwd nyot get ^.^ him fow x3 my >_< heawt to UwU do :3 it. -GRUMIO. Knock uWu at x3 the ^-^ gate? x3 O OwO heavens! ^w^ Spake xDD you nyot these wowds -plain: 'Siwwah :3 knyock ;;w;; me UwU hewe, wap ;;w;; me UwU hewe, :3 knyock ;;w;; me weww, ÚwÚ and -:3 knyock ;;w;; me ÚwÚ soundwy'? xDD And come xDD you nyow with >_< 'knyocking uWu at x3 the xDD gate'? ->_< PETWUCHIO. Siwwah, be >w< gonye, ow tawk >_> nyot, UwU I ;;w;; advise OwO you. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, >_> patience; UwU I ^w^ am Gwumio's pwedge; -Why, xDD this's :3 a x3 heavy chance 'twixt ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU you, -uWu Youw ^w^ ancient, >_< twusty, >_> pweasant xDD sewvant Gwumio. -xDD And tell ;;w;; me now, x3 sweet fwiend, >_> what ^w^ happy gawe -;;w;; Bwows xDD you to >_> Padua OwO hewe from ;;w;; owd xDD Vewonya? ->_< PETWUCHIO. >w< Such wind >_< as scattews xDD young ;;w;; men ^w^ thwough x3 the wowwd -;;w;; To >_> seek uWu theiw fowtunyes ^-^ fawthew than uWu at ^.^ home, -Whewe UwU smaww UwU expewience grows. OwO But uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ few, -:33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, OwO thus >w< it >w< stands with ;;w;; me: -Antonio, x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, >_> is OwO deceas'd, -xDD And UwU I uWu have thwust mysewf x3 into ÚwÚ this x3 maze, -Haply to ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and x3 thwive >_< as best UwU I ;;w;; may; ->_> Cwowns uWu in x3 my >_< puwse UwU I have, ÚwÚ and >_> goods uWu at ^.^ home, -xDD And UwU so ^w^ am come ^.^ abwoad to >_> see x3 the wowwd. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, UwU shaww UwU I xDD then come roundly to uWu thee -xDD And ÚwÚ wish uWu thee to :3 a shrewd :3 iww-favouw'd :33 wife? ->_> Thou'dst >_> thank ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a xDD wittwe fow x3 my counsew, -xDD And yet I'll promise uWu thee ^.^ she UwU shaww be rich, -xDD And xDD vewy wich; >_> but th'art ^w^ too much x3 my fwiend, -xDD And I'll nyot ÚwÚ wish uWu thee to her. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, 'twixt xDD such ^w^ fwiends >_< as ^.^ we -uWu Few wowds suffice; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD thou ^.^ knyow -x3 Onye rich enough to be Petwuchio's :3 wife, -;;w;; As weawth >_> is buwden of x3 my :33 wooing xDD dance, -^w^ Be ^.^ she >_< as fouw >_< as UwU was >_> Fwowentius' xDD wuv, -;;w;; As ;;w;; owd >_< as ;;w;; Sibyw, ÚwÚ and >_< as curst ÚwÚ and shrewd -;;w;; As Socrates' UwU Xanthippe ow :3 a >_> wowse- -:33 She moves ;;w;; me >_> nyot, ow nyot wemuvs, uWu at least, -ÚwÚ Affection's UwU edge uWu in uWu me, :3 wewe ^.^ she >_< as OwO wough -;;w;; As OwO awe x3 the xDD swewwing ^.^ Adwiatic ;;w;; seas. -UwU I come to ^w^ wive >w< it weawthiwy uWu in Padua; -;;w;; If weawthiwy, xDD then happily uWu in ^w^ Padua. -GRUMIO. Nyay, wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he uWu tewws xDD you :33 fwatwy >_> what :33 his ^-^ mind >w< is. -Why, UwU give ^.^ him gowd enough ÚwÚ and marry ^.^ him to :3 a OwO puppet ow >w< an -;;w;; agwet-baby, ow >w< an ;;w;; owd trot with ^w^ nye'ew :3 a ^.^ tooth uWu in her head, ^w^ though -^.^ she >_> has >_< as UwU many ^-^ diseases >_< as >w< two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty :33 howses. Why, >_< nyothing -x3 comes xDD amiss, UwU so monyey x3 comes uWu withaw. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, xDD since ^.^ we OwO awe stepp'd OwO thus uWu faw x3 in, -UwU I xDD wiww >w< continyue :3 that UwU I xDD bwoach'd uWu in ;;w;; jest. -UwU I ^-^ can, >_< Petwuchio, OwO hewp uWu thee to :3 a >w< wife -With weawth UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and xDD young ÚwÚ and beauteous; -Bwought x3 up >_< as best x3 becomes :3 a uWu gentwewoman; -:3 Hew >w< onwy ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and :3 that >_> is :33 fauwts UwU enyough, -Is- :3 that ^.^ she >_> is intowewabwe >_< cuwst, -xDD And shrewd ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwowawd UwU so ^w^ beyond aww UwU measuwe -^.^ That, :3 wewe x3 my >w< state uWu faw >_> wowsew than >w< it ;;w;; is, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot x3 wed her fow :3 a >_< minye of ;;w;; gowd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Howtensio, peace! xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot ;;w;; gowd's x3 effect. -Teww ;;w;; me her father's :33 nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis >_< enyough; -For UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ boawd her ^w^ though ^.^ she UwU chide >_< as ÚwÚ woud -;;w;; As >_> thundew when x3 the :33 cwouds uWu in ^w^ autumn crack. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 Hew >w< fathew >_> is Baptista Minola, -^-^ An affabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwteous gentleman; -:3 Hew xDD nyame >_> is ÚwÚ Kathewinya Minola, -Renown'd uWu in >_> Padua fow her scolding :33 tongue. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow her ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< hew; -xDD And ^.^ he UwU knyew x3 my x3 deceased >w< fathew well. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot sweep, xDD Howtensio, >w< tiww UwU I >_> see >w< hew; -xDD And >_< thewefowe wet ;;w;; me be OwO thus bold with xDD you -;;w;; To UwU give xDD you uvw uWu at ÚwÚ this xDD fiwst encountew, -OwO Unwess xDD you xDD wiww ;;w;; accompany ;;w;; me xDD thithew. -GRUMIO. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, wet ^.^ him OwO go OwO whiwe x3 the humouw >w< wasts. UwU O' x3 my -word, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she UwU knyew ^.^ him >_< as weww >_< as UwU I UwU do, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd think scolding -^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD wittwe ÚwÚ good ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. :33 She OwO may ^-^ pewhaps caww ^.^ him half :3 a -ÚwÚ scowe knyaves ow :3 so. Why, ^w^ that's uWu nyothing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 begin ^w^ once, he'ww -waiw uWu in :33 his wope-twicks. I'll tell xDD you x3 what, :33 siw: >w< an ^.^ she stand -^.^ him >_> but :3 a UwU wittwe, ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ thwow :3 a xDD figuwe uWu in her >w< face, ÚwÚ and UwU so -^w^ disfiguwe her with >w< it :3 that ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe eyes to >_> see -withal than :3 a >_< cat. >_> You ^.^ knyow ^.^ him >_> nyot, sir. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ;;w;; Tawwy, >_< Petwuchio, UwU I ^w^ must OwO go with ÚwÚ thee, -For uWu in ^-^ Baptista's >_< keep x3 my treasure >w< is. ->w< He hath x3 the jewel of x3 my >w< wife uWu in OwO howd, -ÚwÚ His xDD youngest ^w^ daughtew, >_> beautifuw Bianca; -xDD And her ÚwÚ withhowds from uWu me, ÚwÚ and othew >_> mowe, -:33 Suitows to her ÚwÚ and xDD wivaws uWu in x3 my love; -UwU Supposing >w< it :3 a ^.^ thing >_< impossibwe- -For UwU those :33 defects UwU I uWu have >w< befowe rehears'd- -:33 That OwO evew ÚwÚ Kathewinya xDD wiww be woo'd. -Therefore ÚwÚ this order hath Baptista x3 ta'en, -:33 That >_< nyonye UwU shaww uWu have x3 access >w< unto Bianca -Tiww >_> Kathewinye x3 the curst uWu have ^w^ got :3 a husband. -GRUMIO. >_> Kathewinye x3 the ;;w;; cuwst! -^-^ A ;;w;; titwe fow :3 a >_< maid of aww titles x3 the x3 wowst. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Now UwU shaww x3 my :33 fwiend Petwuchio UwU do ;;w;; me gwace, -xDD And offer ;;w;; me :33 disguis'd uWu in sober ^-^ wobes -;;w;; To ;;w;; owd Baptista >_< as :3 a x3 schoowmastew -Weww :3 seen uWu in ^.^ music, to instwuct Bianca; -:33 That UwU so UwU I OwO may ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD device uWu at least -:3 Have OwO weave ÚwÚ and leisure to >_< make wuv to hew, -xDD And x3 unsuspected court her ^.^ by hewsewf. - -Entew GREMIO with >_< WUCENTIO disguised >_< as >_< CAMBIO - -GRUMIO. >_> Hewe's nyo >_> knyavewy! :3 See, to beguile x3 the ;;w;; owd >_< fowks, >w< how x3 the -xDD young folks uWu way uWu theiw heads ;;w;; togethew! ^-^ Mastew, ^.^ mastew, wook about -OwO you. Who xDD goes thewe, ^.^ ha? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Peace, Gwumio! ^.^ It >_> is x3 the wivaw of x3 my love. >_< Petwuchio, -stand ^.^ by OwO awhiwe. -GRUMIO. ^-^ A OwO pwopew stwipwing, ÚwÚ and >w< an amowous! -^w^ [They stand aside] -^-^ GWEMIO. >_< O, xDD vewy well; UwU I uWu have >w< pewus'd x3 the note. -^.^ Hawk UwU you, siw; I'll uWu have them xDD vewy ^.^ faiwwy >_> bound- -All uWu books of xDD wuv, >_> see :3 that uWu at xDD any xDD hand; -xDD And >_> see xDD you ^w^ wead nyo othew lectures to her. ->_> You understand me- uvw ÚwÚ and :3 beside -:33 Signyiow ^-^ Baptista's uWu wibewawity, -I'll mend >w< it with :3 a x3 wawgess. ^.^ Take x3 youw paper :3 too, -xDD And wet ;;w;; me uWu have them xDD vewy weww perfum'd; -For ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ sweetew than ^.^ pewfume itsewf -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they OwO go ;;w;; to. >_> What xDD wiww xDD you ^w^ wead to OwO hew? -:3 WUCENTIO. ÚwÚ Whate'ew UwU I ^w^ wead to hew, I'll pwead fow xDD you -;;w;; As fow x3 my OwO patwon, stand xDD you UwU so UwU assuw'd, -;;w;; As x3 fiwmwy >_< as >_> youwsewf :3 wewe still uWu in pwace; -Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps with ^.^ mowe ^w^ successfuw wowds -Than UwU you, ^w^ unwess xDD you :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ schowaw, sir. -^-^ GWEMIO. x3 O ÚwÚ this ^w^ weawnying, >_> what :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it x3 is! -GRUMIO. x3 O ÚwÚ this ^.^ woodcock, >_> what >w< an >w< ass >w< it x3 is! ->_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Peace, siwwah! -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Gwumio, ÚwÚ mum! [Coming forward] -^w^ God :3 save UwU you, :33 Signyiow >_< Gwemio! -^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And xDD you OwO awe weww :3 met, :33 Signyiow >w< Howtensio. -Twow xDD you :33 whithew UwU I ^w^ am xDD going? ;;w;; To Baptista UwU Minyowa. -UwU I pwomis'd to ^.^ enquiwe uWu cawefuwwy -About :3 a x3 schoowmastew fow x3 the >w< faiw Bianca; -xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ good :3 fowtunye UwU I uWu have lighted weww -On ÚwÚ this xDD young xDD man; fow :33 weawnying ÚwÚ and >_> behaviouw -Fit fow her tuwn, weww ^w^ wead uWu in poetry -xDD And othew books- ÚwÚ good onyes, UwU I :33 wawwant uWu ye. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. 'Tis well; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >w< met :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ->_< Hath pwomis'd ;;w;; me to OwO hewp ;;w;; me to another, -^-^ A OwO finye :33 musician to instwuct UwU ouw mistress; -^w^ So UwU shaww UwU I nyo whit be x3 behind uWu in >_> duty -;;w;; To >w< faiw ^-^ Bianca, UwU so beloved of x3 me. -^-^ GWEMIO. >_< Bewuvd of me- ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 my >_< deeds UwU shaww ^.^ pwuv. -GRUMIO. xDD And :3 that :33 his ;;w;; bags UwU shaww ^.^ pwuv. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Gwemio, UwU 'tis nyow nyo time to uWu vent UwU ouw love. -OwO Wisten to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you speak ;;w;; me >w< faiw -I'll tell xDD you nyews uWu indiffewent ÚwÚ good fow either. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ whom ^.^ by chance UwU I :3 met, ->_> Upon >_> agweement from >_> us to :33 his x3 wiking, -Will undewtake to ^.^ woo curst uWu Kathewinye; -Yea, ÚwÚ and to marry hew, >_> if her ^.^ dowwy ÚwÚ pwease. -^-^ GWEMIO. ^w^ So said, UwU so :33 donye, >_> is well. -xDD Howtensio, uWu have xDD you told ^.^ him aww her uWu fauwts? ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is >w< an :33 iwksome brawling scold; -;;w;; If :3 that be all, mastews, UwU I hear nyo harm. -^-^ GWEMIO. :3 Nyo, say'st ;;w;; me >_> so, >w< fwiend? >_> What :3 countwyman? ->_< PETWUCHIO. x3 Bown uWu in Verona, ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ Antonyio's OwO son. -OwO My >w< fathew >_< dead, x3 my :3 fowtunye ;;w;; wives fow OwO me; -xDD And UwU I UwU do UwU hope ÚwÚ good OwO days ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong to ^-^ see. -^-^ GWEMIO. x3 O UwU Siw, xDD such :3 a >w< wife with xDD such :3 a >w< wife :3 wewe >_< stwange! -OwO But >_> if xDD you uWu have :3 a ^w^ stomach, uWu to't :3 a >_> God's UwU nyame; ->_> You UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; me >w< assisting xDD you uWu in all. -OwO But xDD wiww xDD you ^.^ woo ÚwÚ this :33 wiwd-cat? ->_< PETWUCHIO. Will UwU I >_> wive? -GRUMIO. Will ^.^ he ^.^ woo OwO hew? Ay, ow I'll ^w^ hang her. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why ^-^ came UwU I ÚwÚ hithew >_> but to :3 that xDD intent? -^w^ Think xDD you :3 a xDD wittwe OwO din ^.^ can x3 daunt >_< minye ears? -:3 Have UwU I nyot uWu in x3 my time heard wions >_< woaw? -:3 Have UwU I nyot heard x3 the :33 sea, OwO puff'd x3 up with winds, -Wage ^.^ wike >w< an angry boar chafed with ÚwÚ sweat? -:3 Have UwU I nyot heard great owdnyance uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd, -xDD And heaven's ^w^ awtiwwewy >_> thundew uWu in x3 the ;;w;; skies? -:3 Have UwU I nyot uWu in :3 a ^-^ pitched ÚwÚ battwe heard -xDD Woud ÚwÚ 'wawums, xDD nyeighing ;;w;; steeds, ÚwÚ and trumpets' cwang? -xDD And UwU do xDD you tell ;;w;; me of :3 a xDD woman's ;;w;; tongue, -:33 That ;;w;; gives nyot half UwU so great :3 a ^w^ bwow to hear -;;w;; As xDD wiww :3 a chestnut uWu in :3 a fariner's fiwe? ->w< Tush! ;;w;; tush! feaw >_< boys with bugs. -GRUMIO. For ^.^ he OwO feaws none. -^-^ GWEMIO. xDD Howtensio, ^.^ hawk: -This ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is happily awwiv'd, -OwO My ^-^ mind presumes, fow :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I pwomis'd ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd be x3 contwibutows -xDD And UwU beaw :33 his :3 chawge of ^.^ wooing, whatsoe'ew. -^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And UwU so ^.^ we ;;w;; wiww- x3 pwovided :3 that ^.^ he x3 win her. -GRUMIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< as >_< suwe of :3 a ÚwÚ good uWu dinnyew. - -Entew xDD TWANyIO, bravely >_> appawewwed >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and BIONDEWWO - -^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, ^w^ God :3 save you! ;;w;; If UwU I OwO may be >w< bowd, -Teww uWu me, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, which >_> is x3 the weadiest uWu way -;;w;; To x3 the ;;w;; house of :33 Signyiow Baptista Minyowa? -BIONDELLO. >w< He :3 that >_> has x3 the >w< two >w< faiw xDD daughtews; :3 is't ^.^ he xDD you ^.^ mean? -^-^ TWANyIO. Even xDD he, xDD Biondewwo. -^-^ GWEMIO. ^.^ Hawk UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_> mean nyot her xDD to- -^-^ TWANyIO. :3 Pewhaps ^.^ him ÚwÚ and hew, siw; >_> what uWu have xDD you to ^-^ do? ->_< PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Nyot her :3 that ^.^ chides, ^w^ siw, uWu at xDD any uWu hand, UwU I pway. -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU I wuv nyo :3 chidews, sir. Biondello, >_> wet's xDD away. -:3 WUCENTIO. :3 [Aside] Weww begun, >_< Twanyio. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, :3 a ;;w;; wowd ere xDD you ÚwÚ go. -^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a suitor to x3 the >_< maid xDD you tawk :33 of, >w< yea ow no? -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And >_> if UwU I be, ^w^ siw, >_> is >w< it xDD any x3 offence? -^-^ GWEMIO. No; >_> if ^-^ without ^.^ mowe wowds xDD you xDD wiww get xDD you x3 hence. -^-^ TWANyIO. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray, OwO awe nyot x3 the ^w^ stweets >_< as fwee -For ;;w;; me >_< as fow you? -^-^ GWEMIO. OwO But UwU so >_> is nyot ^w^ she. - -^-^ TWANyIO. For >_> what weason, UwU I :33 beseech you? -^-^ GWEMIO. For ÚwÚ this weason, >_> if you'ww knyow, -:33 That ^w^ she's x3 the UwU choice wuv of :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 That ^w^ she's x3 the OwO chosen of :33 Signyiow >w< Howtensio. -^-^ TWANyIO. Softly, x3 my ;;w;; mastews! ;;w;; If xDD you be xDD gentwemen, -Do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this OwO wight- hear ;;w;; me with OwO patience. -Baptista >_> is :3 a x3 nyobwe gentweman, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom x3 my >w< fathew >_> is nyot aww uWu unknyown, -^.^ And, :3 wewe :33 his daughter fairer than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, -:33 She OwO may ^.^ mowe ^-^ suitows have, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me fow onye. -Faiw OwO Weda's daughter xDD had :3 a thousand wooews; -UwU Then weww one ^.^ mowe OwO may >w< faiw Bianca uWu have; -xDD And UwU so ^.^ she shaww: ^-^ Wucentio UwU shaww >_< make one, -;;w;; Though Paris ^-^ came uWu in UwU hope to ^w^ speed >_< awonye. -^-^ GWEMIO. What, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman xDD wiww >w< out-tawk >_> us :33 aww! -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU Siw, UwU give ^.^ him head; UwU I ^.^ knyow he'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a UwU jade. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Howtensio, to >_> what >w< end OwO awe aww these xDD wowds? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, wet ;;w;; me be UwU so bold >_< as ^w^ ask UwU you, -Did xDD you yet OwO evew >_> see ^-^ Baptista's daughter? -^-^ TWANyIO. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, >_> but hear UwU I UwU do :3 that ^.^ he hath ;;w;; two: -uWu The one >_< as famous fow :3 a scolding >_> tongue -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the othew fow beauteous OwO modesty. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Siw, ^w^ siw, x3 the fiwst's fow OwO me; wet her OwO go by. -^-^ GWEMIO. Yea, OwO weave :3 that labour to great >_> Hewcuwes, -xDD And wet >w< it be ^.^ mowe than >_> Awcides' twelve. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Siw, understand xDD you ÚwÚ this of uWu me, uWu in sooth: -uWu The xDD youngest ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ whom xDD you heawken for, -:3 Hew >w< fathew keeps from aww x3 access of >_> suitows, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot promise her to xDD any x3 man -Untiw x3 the :33 ewdew :3 sistew xDD fiwst be wed. -uWu The :3 youngew xDD then >_> is >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and nyot befowe. -^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you OwO awe x3 the x3 man -:3 Must OwO stead >_> us all, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me amongst x3 the rest; -xDD And >_> if xDD you bweak x3 the ice, ÚwÚ and UwU do ÚwÚ this :33 feat, -Achieve x3 the ^.^ ewdew, uWu set x3 the :3 youngew fwee -For UwU ouw >_< access- x3 whose ÚwÚ hap UwU shaww be to uWu have her -Will nyot UwU so graceless be to be ^.^ ingwate. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, xDD you >_> say weww, ÚwÚ and weww xDD you UwU do uWu conceive; -xDD And xDD since xDD you UwU do pwofess to be :3 a >_> suitow, ->_> You ;;w;; must, >_< as ^.^ we UwU do, UwU gwatify ÚwÚ this gentweman, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we aww xDD west ÚwÚ genyewawwy beholding. -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU shaww nyot be ^-^ swack; uWu in xDD sign UwU wheweof, -ÚwÚ Pwease OwO ye ^.^ we OwO may >_< contwive ÚwÚ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon, -xDD And xDD quaff carouses to UwU ouw >_< mistwess' health; -xDD And UwU do >_< as :33 advewsawies UwU do uWu in ^.^ waw- -Stwive ^-^ mightiwy, >_> but eat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink >_< as fwiends. -GRUMIO, BIONDELLO. x3 O :3 excewwent ^-^ motion! Fewwows, >_> wet's be ;;w;; gonye. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu The ^w^ motion's ÚwÚ good :33 indeed, ÚwÚ and be >w< it :3 so. ->_< Petwuchio, UwU I UwU shaww be x3 youw >w< ben venuto. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT Iw. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^w^ Padua. >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew :3 KATHEWINyA ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA - -xDD BIANCA. ^-^ Good ^-^ sistew, wrong ;;w;; me >_> nyot, nor wrong yourself, -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a bondmaid ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; swave of me- -:33 That UwU I uWu disdain; >_> but fow these othew :33 gawds, -ÚwÚ Unbind x3 my ^.^ hands, I'll puww them x3 off myself, -Yea, aww x3 my :33 waiment, to x3 my :33 petticoat; -:33 Ow >_> what xDD you xDD wiww ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, -^w^ So weww UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my >_> duty to x3 my uWu ewdews. -KATHEWINyA. Of aww >w< thy ^-^ suitows OwO hewe UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee tell -;;w;; Whom xDD thou >_> wov'st >_> best. xDD See xDD thou dissembwe not. -xDD BIANCA. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^-^ sistew, of aww x3 the ;;w;; men ^.^ awive -UwU I >_< nyevew yet beheld :3 that >_> speciaw OwO face ->_< Which UwU I couwd ^w^ fancy ^.^ mowe than xDD any :3 othew. -KATHEWINyA. Minion, xDD thou liest. ^-^ Is't nyot >_> Howtensio? -xDD BIANCA. ;;w;; If xDD you affect :3 him, ^-^ sistew, OwO hewe UwU I >_< sweaw -I'll pwead fow xDD you mysewf >_> but xDD you UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ him. -KATHEWINyA. x3 O >w< then, >w< bewike, xDD you ^w^ fancy ^w^ wiches uWu mowe: ->_> You xDD wiww uWu have xDD Gwemio to >_< keep xDD you >_< faiw. -xDD BIANCA. Is >w< it fow ^.^ him xDD you UwU do :3 envy ;;w;; me so? -Nyay, xDD then xDD you >_> jest; ÚwÚ and nyow UwU I weww >_> pewceive ->_> You uWu have >_> but ^-^ jested with ;;w;; me aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, :3 sistew ^.^ Kate, OwO untie x3 my ^w^ hands. -KATHEWINyA. [Strikes :3 hew] ;;w;; If :3 that be ^.^ jest, xDD then >w< an x3 the xDD west UwU was :3 so. - -Entew BAPTISTA - -^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, >w< how now, ^-^ dame! OwO Whence gwows ÚwÚ this uWu insowence? -^-^ Bianca, stand ^-^ aside- poor ÚwÚ giww! ^.^ she ^-^ weeps. -[He ^.^ unbinds :3 hew] -Go ply >w< thy OwO nyeedwe; UwU meddwe nyot with her. -For UwU shame, xDD thou hilding of :3 a deviwish ^-^ spiwit, -Why dost xDD thou wrong her :3 that uWu did ^w^ nye'ew wrong thee? -x3 When uWu did ^.^ she OwO cwoss uWu thee with :3 a UwU bittew word? -KATHEWINyA. :3 Hew :3 siwence xDD fwouts uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll be reveng'd. -[Fwies ÚwÚ aftew ^w^ BIANCA] -^-^ BAPTISTA. What, uWu in x3 my sight? ^-^ Bianca, get uWu thee ^.^ in. -uWu Exit ^w^ BIANCA -KATHEWINyA. What, xDD wiww xDD you nyot suffew me? Nyay, nyow UwU I >_> see -:33 She >_> is x3 youw treasure, ^.^ she ^w^ must uWu have :3 a xDD husband; -UwU I ^w^ must UwU dance UwU bawe-foot on her ^-^ wedding-day, -xDD And fow x3 youw wuv to her lead >_< apes uWu in uWu heww. -Talk nyot to OwO me; UwU I xDD wiww OwO go sit ÚwÚ and >_> weep, -Tiww UwU I ^.^ can find ;;w;; occasion of revenge. uWu Exit :3 KATHEWINyA -^-^ BAPTISTA. Was OwO evew ÚwÚ gentweman OwO thus >w< gwiev'd >_< as >_< I? -OwO But who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew ;;w;; GWEMIO, with >_< WUCENTIO uWu in x3 the OwO habit of :3 a >_> mean xDD man; ->_< PETWUCHIO, with ^w^ HOWTENSIO >_< as :3 a musician; ÚwÚ and xDD TWANyIO, ->_< as OwO WUCENTIO, with :33 his ^-^ boy, BIONDELLO, :33 beawing :3 a ^-^ wute ÚwÚ and uWu books - -^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ Good morrow, OwO nyeighbouw x3 Baptista. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Good morrow, OwO nyeighbouw ÚwÚ Gwemio. -^w^ God :3 save UwU you, gentlemen! ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD And UwU you, ÚwÚ good sir! ÚwÚ Pway, uWu have xDD you nyot :3 a daughter -Call'd :3 Kathewinya, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >w< viwtuous? -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I uWu have :3 a ^w^ daughtew, ^w^ siw, ^w^ caww'd UwU Kathewinya. -^-^ GWEMIO. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too bwunt; OwO go to >w< it owdewwy. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> You wrong uWu me, :33 Signyiow Gremio; UwU give ;;w;; me >_< weave. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of Verona, ^w^ siw, -^.^ That, hearing of her beauty ÚwÚ and her ^w^ wit, -:3 Hew affabiwity ÚwÚ and ^-^ bashfuw OwO modesty, -:3 Hew wondwous :33 quawities ÚwÚ and >_< miwd behaviour, -^w^ Am bold to x3 show mysewf :3 a forward uWu guest -OwO Within x3 youw house, to >_< make >_< minye ^w^ eye x3 the >_> witnyess -Of :3 that wepowt which UwU I UwU so ;;w;; oft uWu have heawd. -^.^ And, fow >w< an entrance to x3 my ^w^ entewtainment, -UwU I UwU do xDD pwesent xDD you with :3 a x3 man of >_> minye, -x3 [Pwesenting HOWTENSIO] -Cunning uWu in uWu music ÚwÚ and x3 the mathematics, -;;w;; To instwuct her fuwwy uWu in UwU those x3 sciences, -:3 Wheweof UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is nyot ignorant. ->_> Accept of :3 him, ow >_> ewse xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me ;;w;; wwong- -ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is >_< Wicio, bown uWu in Mantua. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Y'awe ;;w;; wewcome, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fow x3 youw ÚwÚ good >_< sake; -OwO But fow x3 my daughter Kathewinye, ÚwÚ this UwU I knyow, -:33 She >_> is nyot fow x3 youw tuwn, x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> see xDD you UwU do nyot >_> mean to ÚwÚ pawt with >w< hew; -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you ^.^ wike nyot of x3 my UwU company. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Mistake ;;w;; me x3 nyot; UwU I speak >_> but >_< as UwU I find. -OwO Whence OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? >_> What OwO may UwU I caww x3 youw :3 nyame? ->_< PETWUCHIO. Petwuchio >_> is x3 my :33 nyame, ÚwÚ Antonyio's x3 son, -^-^ A x3 man weww ÚwÚ knyown ÚwÚ thwoughout aww Italy. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well; xDD you OwO awe wewcome fow :33 his sake. -^-^ GWEMIO. Saving x3 youw :33 tawe, >_< Petwuchio, UwU I pray, -Let >_> us :3 that OwO awe poor >_< petitionyews speak UwU too. -Bacare! xDD you OwO awe marvellous :33 fowwawd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_< O, UwU pawdon uWu me, :33 Signyiow >_< Gwemio! UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain be doing. -^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I doubt >w< it >_> nyot, siw; >_> but xDD you xDD wiww UwU cuwse x3 youw x3 wooing. -^-^ Nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a ^w^ gift xDD vewy :3 gwatefuw, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe of :3 it. ;;w;; To -express x3 the ^.^ wike kindnyess, myself, :3 that uWu have :33 been ^.^ mowe ^-^ kindwy -beholding to xDD you than uWu any, freely UwU give >w< unto xDD you ÚwÚ this xDD young -scholar x3 [Pwesenting UwU WUCENTIO] :3 that hath :33 been ^-^ wong >_> studying uWu at -Wheims; >_< as x3 cunnying uWu in Greek, xDD Watin, ÚwÚ and othew >_> wanguages, >_< as x3 the -othew uWu in uWu music ÚwÚ and ^.^ mathematics. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ Cambio. >_> Pway xDD accept -:33 his service. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ A thousand thanks, :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio. Welcome, ÚwÚ good ^w^ Cambio. -:33 [To xDD TWANyIO] But, ^-^ gentwe ^w^ siw, uWu methinks xDD you UwU wawk ^.^ wike :3 a stranger. -^-^ May UwU I be UwU so bold to ^.^ knyow x3 the cause of x3 youw :33 coming? -^-^ TWANyIO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ siw, x3 the boldness >_> is >_< minye UwU own -^.^ That, ^.^ being :3 a stwangew uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city UwU hewe, -Do >_< make mysewf :3 a suitor to x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, -uWu Unto ^-^ Bianca, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous. -x3 Nyow >_> is x3 youw >w< fiwm wesowve unknown to ;;w;; me -^w^ In x3 the pwefewment of x3 the eldest sister. -This ^w^ wibewty >_> is aww :3 that UwU I UwU wequest- -^.^ That, ;;w;; upon >_< knyowwedge of x3 my >_< pawentage, -UwU I OwO may uWu have wewcome ^w^ 'mongst x3 the xDD west :3 that woo, -xDD And fwee x3 access ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw >_< as x3 the rest. -xDD And toward x3 the education of x3 youw >_> daughtews -UwU I OwO hewe bestow :3 a :33 simpwe instrument, -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU smaww packet of Gweek ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Watin uWu books. -;;w;; If xDD you xDD accept ÚwÚ them, xDD then uWu theiw ^.^ wowth >_> is ^.^ gweat. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Wucentio >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? Of OwO whence, UwU I pway? -^-^ TWANyIO. Of Pisa, siw; >_< son to ^.^ Vincentio. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ A ^-^ mighty x3 man of >w< Pisa. ^-^ By wepowt -UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. >_> You OwO awe xDD vewy ;;w;; wewcome, sir. -^.^ Take xDD you x3 the :33 wute, ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 the uWu set of books; ->_> You UwU shaww OwO go >_> see x3 youw ^-^ pupiws presently. -uWu Howwa, :33 within! - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -Siwwah, lead these gentlemen -;;w;; To x3 my xDD daughtews; ÚwÚ and tell them both -;;w;; These OwO awe uWu theiw :3 tutows. x3 Bid them use them well. - -uWu Exit SEWVANT weading ^w^ HOWTENSIO ^w^ cawwying x3 the ^-^ wute -ÚwÚ and >_< WUCENTIO with x3 the uWu books - -We xDD wiww OwO go UwU wawk :3 a xDD wittwe uWu in x3 the >_> owchawd, -xDD And xDD then to uWu dinnyew. >_> You OwO awe passing ;;w;; wewcome, -xDD And UwU so UwU I pray xDD you aww to think youwsewves. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, x3 my business :3 asketh xDD haste, -xDD And every day UwU I ;;w;; cannyot come to UwU woo. ->_> You UwU knyew x3 my >w< fathew weww, ÚwÚ and uWu in ^.^ him uWu me, -Left solely heir to aww :33 his ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and UwU goods, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have ^.^ bettewed rather than >_> decweas'd. -UwU Then tell uWu me, >_> if UwU I get x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's xDD wuv, ->_> What ^.^ dowwy UwU shaww UwU I uWu have with her to :33 wife? -^-^ BAPTISTA. >w< Aftew x3 my UwU death, x3 the one half of x3 my ^-^ wands -^.^ And, uWu in ^-^ possession, ÚwÚ twenty thousand x3 cwowns. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD And fow :3 that >_< dowwy, I'll :33 assuwe her of -:3 Hew widowhood, be >w< it :3 that ^.^ she ^-^ suwvive uWu me, -^w^ In aww x3 my ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and leases :33 whatsoevew. -Let ^.^ speciawities be >_< thewefowe drawn ^-^ between us, -:33 That covenants OwO may be :33 kept on xDD eithew >w< hand. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Ay, when x3 the >_> speciaw ^.^ thing >_> is weww uWu obtain'd, -:33 That ;;w;; is, her love; fow :3 that >_> is aww uWu in all. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, :3 that >_> is uWu nyothing; fow UwU I tell UwU you, ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^w^ pewemptowy >_< as ^.^ she pwoud-minded; -xDD And :3 whewe >w< two waging fiwes :3 meet together, -^-^ They UwU do ^-^ consume x3 the ^.^ thing :3 that xDD feeds uWu theiw xDD fuwy. -;;w;; Though xDD wittwe fire gwows great with xDD wittwe ;;w;; wind, -ÚwÚ Yet extweme xDD gusts xDD wiww ^w^ bwow x3 out fire ÚwÚ and all. -^w^ So UwU I to hew, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ she yiewds to OwO me; -For UwU I ^w^ am wough, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woo nyot ^.^ wike :3 a OwO babe. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Weww uWu mayst xDD thou woo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy be >w< thy ^w^ speed -OwO But be xDD thou awm'd fow x3 some xDD unhappy ÚwÚ wowds. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Ay, to x3 the uWu pwoof, >_< as ^-^ mountains OwO awe fow winds, -:33 That ;;w;; shake nyot ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^w^ bwow >_> pewpetuawwy. - -^.^ We-entew HOWTENSIO, with :33 his >_> head broke - -^-^ BAPTISTA. How now, x3 my >_> fwiend! Why dost xDD thou wook UwU so pale? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. For ;;w;; feaw, UwU I promise UwU you, >_> if UwU I wook xDD pawe. -^-^ BAPTISTA. What, xDD wiww x3 my daughter ^-^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> musician? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I think ^.^ she'ww :33 soonyew ^-^ pwuv :3 a x3 sowdiew: -Iwon OwO may howd with hew, >_> but >_< nyevew UwU wutes. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, xDD then xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot bweak her to x3 the lute? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Why, ^.^ nyo; fow ^.^ she hath broke x3 the ^-^ wute to x3 me. -UwU I uWu did >_> but tell her ^.^ she >_> mistook her frets, -xDD And uWu bow'd her uWu hand to >_< teach her fingering, -UwU When, with :3 a UwU most ;;w;; impatient deviwish ^-^ spiwit, -UwU 'Fwets, caww xDD you ÚwÚ these?' quoth ^.^ she 'I'll ^.^ fume with xDD them.' -xDD And with :3 that ;;w;; wowd ^.^ she >w< stwuck ;;w;; me on x3 the head, -xDD And ^w^ thwough x3 the UwU instwument x3 my OwO pate UwU made way; -xDD And there UwU I :33 stood x3 amazed fow :3 a while, -;;w;; As on :3 a xDD piwwowy, ^w^ wooking ^w^ thwough x3 the :33 wute, -While ^.^ she uWu did caww ;;w;; me wascaw ÚwÚ fiddwew -xDD And >w< twangwing Jack, with ÚwÚ twenty xDD such ^-^ viwe ^w^ tewms, -;;w;; As ^.^ she xDD had xDD studied to ^w^ misuse ;;w;; me :3 so. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >w< it >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ wusty ^.^ wench; -UwU I wuv her ;;w;; ten times ^.^ mowe than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^.^ did. ->_< O, >w< how UwU I ^-^ wong to uWu have x3 some ^.^ chat with >_> hew! -^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD Weww, OwO go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and be nyot UwU so x3 discomfited; -ÚwÚ Pwoceed uWu in pwactice with x3 my :3 youngew ;;w;; daughtew; ->_> She's ^-^ apt to ÚwÚ weawn, ÚwÚ and >w< thankfuw fow ÚwÚ good tuwns. -:33 Signyiow >_< Petwuchio, xDD wiww xDD you OwO go with us, -:33 Ow UwU shaww UwU I >_> send x3 my daughter Kate to you? ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I pray xDD you xDD do. Exeunt aww >_> but xDD PETWUCHIO -I'll >_< attend her UwU hewe, -xDD And ^.^ woo her with x3 some ^w^ spiwit when ^.^ she ^w^ comes. -x3 Say :3 that ^.^ she rail; >w< why, xDD then I'll tell her uWu pwain -:33 She ^-^ sings >_< as sweetly >_< as :3 a >w< nyightingawe. -x3 Say :3 that ^.^ she fwown; I'll >_> say ^.^ she :33 wooks >_< as ^-^ cweaw -;;w;; As mownying >_< woses x3 nyewwy >w< wash'd with :33 dew. -x3 Say ^.^ she be xDD mute, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot speak :3 a wowd; -UwU Then I'll ÚwÚ commend her vowubiwity, -xDD And >_> say ^.^ she utteweth piewcing :3 ewoquence. -;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU do bid ;;w;; me >w< pack, I'll UwU give her thanks, -;;w;; As ^w^ though ^.^ she bid ;;w;; me xDD stay ^.^ by her :3 a xDD week; -;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU deny to ;;w;; wed, I'll ^w^ cwave x3 the day -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask x3 the :33 banns, ÚwÚ and when be mawwied. -OwO But OwO hewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes; >_< :Wnd.nyow, >_< Petwuchio, >_< speak. - -Entew :3 KATHEWINyA - -^-^ Good morrow, >w< Kate- fow ^w^ that's x3 youw :33 nyame, UwU I heaw. -KATHEWINyA. Weww uWu have xDD you ^-^ heawd, >_> but ^-^ something x3 hawd of ÚwÚ heawing: -^-^ They caww ;;w;; me >_> Kathewinye :3 that UwU do tawk of x3 me. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> You wie, uWu in ^w^ faith, fow xDD you OwO awe ^w^ caww'd uWu pwain ^.^ Kate, -xDD And ^w^ bonny ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes Kate x3 the >_> cuwst; -But, ^.^ Kate, x3 the pwettiest Kate uWu in Christendom, -Kate of Kate x3 Haww, x3 my :33 supew-dainty ^.^ Kate, -For OwO dainties OwO awe aww uWu Kates, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, ^.^ Kate, -^.^ Take ÚwÚ this of uWu me, Kate of x3 my ÚwÚ consowation- -Heawing >w< thy uWu miwdnyess UwU pwais'd uWu in every xDD town, -x3 Thy uWu viwtues ^-^ spoke :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< thy beauty sounded, -ÚwÚ Yet nyot UwU so deepwy >_< as to uWu thee xDD bewongs, -xDD Mysewf ^w^ am x3 mov'd to ^.^ woo uWu thee fow x3 my x3 wife. -KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Mov'd! uWu in ÚwÚ good xDD time! Let ^.^ him :3 that x3 mov'd xDD you ÚwÚ hithew -:33 Wemuv xDD you x3 hence. UwU I UwU knyew xDD you uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst ->_> You :3 wewe :3 a moveable. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, UwU what's :3 a ^.^ muvabwe? -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A ;;w;; join'd-stoow. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ;;w;; hit :3 it. ^.^ Come, sit on x3 me. -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Asses OwO awe UwU made to >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe OwO you. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Women OwO awe UwU made to >_> beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe OwO you. -KATHEWINyA. No xDD such uWu jade >_< as UwU you, >_> if ;;w;; me xDD you x3 mean. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good ^.^ Kate, UwU I xDD wiww nyot buwden uWu thee! -For, x3 knyowing uWu thee to be >_> but xDD young ÚwÚ and OwO wight- -KATHEWINyA. Too >w< wight fow xDD such :3 a :3 swain >_< as xDD you to UwU catch; -xDD And yet >_< as x3 heavy >_< as x3 my >_> weight >_> shouwd >w< be. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Should OwO be! shouwd- >w< buzz! -KATHEWINyA. Weww x3 ta'en, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ buzzawd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_< O, :3 swow-wing'd tuwtwe, UwU shaww :3 a buzzawd OwO take thee? -KATHEWINyA. Ay, fow :3 a tuwtwe, >_< as ^.^ he UwU takes :3 a ^w^ buzzawd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, come, xDD you :33 wasp; :33 i' ^w^ faith, xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too >w< angwy. -KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; If UwU I be OwO waspish, best UwU bewawe x3 my uWu sting. ->_< PETWUCHIO. OwO My wemedy >_> is xDD then to pluck >w< it OwO out. -KATHEWINyA. Ay, >_> if x3 the >w< foow couwd find >w< it :3 whewe >w< it uWu wies. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Who xDD knyows nyot :3 whewe :3 a uWu wasp does ^-^ weaw :33 his xDD sting? -^w^ In :33 his taiw. -KATHEWINyA. ^w^ In :33 his :33 tongue. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_< Whose ^.^ tongue? -KATHEWINyA. OwO Youws, >_> if xDD you tawk of ;;w;; tawes; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell. ->_< PETWUCHIO. What, with x3 my >_> tongue uWu in x3 youw tail? Nyay, come OwO again, -^-^ Good ;;w;; Kate; UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 gentweman. -KATHEWINyA. :33 That I'll >_> twy. x3 [She :33 stwikes >w< him] ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_< sweaw I'll :33 cuff UwU you, >_> if xDD you strike ;;w;; again. -KATHEWINyA. ^w^ So OwO may xDD you wose x3 youw arms. -;;w;; If xDD you strike uWu me, xDD you OwO awe nyo gentleman; -xDD And >_> if nyo gentweman, >w< why xDD then nyo arms. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A >_< hewawd, Kate? >_< O, put ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy ^w^ books! -KATHEWINyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ cwest- :3 a coxcomb? ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A combless ^w^ cock, UwU so Kate xDD wiww be x3 my >_> hen. -KATHEWINyA. No >_> cock of mine: xDD you x3 cwow ^w^ too ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ cwaven. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, come, ^.^ Kate, >_< come; xDD you ^w^ must nyot wook UwU so ^-^ souw. -KATHEWINyA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my fashion, when UwU I >_> see :3 a >_< cwab. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, hewe's nyo cwab; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe wook nyot ^-^ souw. -KATHEWINyA. >_> Thewe ;;w;; is, there >w< is. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Then x3 show >w< it x3 me. -KATHEWINyA. xDD Had UwU I :3 a gwass UwU I would. ->_< PETWUCHIO. What, xDD you >_> mean x3 my ^.^ face? -KATHEWINyA. Weww OwO aim'd of xDD such :3 a xDD young onye. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by Saint ;;w;; Geowge, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ too xDD young fow OwO you. -KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you OwO awe wither'd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. 'Tis with cares. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I :3 cawe not. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, hear UwU you, >w< Kate- uWu in sooth, xDD you ;;w;; scape nyot :3 so. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I >_> chafe UwU you, >_> if UwU I >_< tawwy; wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a UwU whit; UwU I find xDD you passing uWu gentwe. ->_< 'Twas told ;;w;; me xDD you :3 wewe wough, ÚwÚ and >_> coy, ÚwÚ and UwU suwwen, -xDD And nyow UwU I find wepowt :3 a xDD vewy x3 wiaw; -For xDD thou awt uWu pweasant, :3 gamesome, passing couwteous, -OwO But slow uWu in ;;w;; speech, yet x3 sweet >_< as ^-^ spwingtime fwowews. -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot fwown, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wook ;;w;; askance, -x3 Nyow ^-^ bite x3 the x3 wip, >_< as angry UwU wenches :33 wiww, -x3 Nyow x3 hast xDD thou :3 pweasuwe to be OwO cwoss uWu in talk; -OwO But xDD thou with uWu miwdnyess >w< entewtain'st >w< thy wooews; -With ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ confewence, soft ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ affabwe. -Why does x3 the wowwd wepowt :3 that Kate xDD doth limp? -x3 O ^-^ swand'wous ;;w;; wowwd! Kate ^.^ wike x3 the hazel-twig -Is ^w^ stwaight ÚwÚ and >_> swendew, ÚwÚ and >_< as >_> bwown uWu in :33 hue -;;w;; As hazel-nuts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweetew than x3 the kewnyews. ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee ^.^ wawk. ^.^ Thou dost nyot halt. -KATHEWINyA. ^w^ Go, x3 foow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whom xDD thou :3 keep'st >_> command. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Did OwO evew uWu Dian UwU so :33 become :3 a ;;w;; gwuv -;;w;; As Kate ÚwÚ this x3 chambew with her princely ;;w;; gait? ->_< O, be xDD thou OwO Dian, ÚwÚ and wet her be ;;w;; Kate; -xDD And xDD then wet Kate be chaste, ÚwÚ and uWu Dian ÚwÚ spowtfuw! -KATHEWINyA. Whewe uWu did xDD you ^-^ study aww ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy ÚwÚ speech? ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It >_> is >_> extempowe, from x3 my mothew >_< wit. -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A ^.^ witty mothew! witless >_> ewse her OwO son. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Am UwU I nyot :33 wise? -KATHEWINyA. Yes, >_< keep xDD you OwO wawm. ->_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Mawwy, UwU so UwU I mean, x3 sweet Kathewinye, uWu in >w< thy :3 bed. -xDD And OwO thewefowe, >w< setting aww ÚwÚ this ^.^ chat ÚwÚ aside, -^-^ Thus uWu in uWu pwain terms: x3 youw >w< fathew hath :3 consented -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww be x3 my >w< wife x3 youw ^.^ dowwy ;;w;; gweed xDD on; -xDD And xDD wiww UwU you, >_> nyiww UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww marry OwO you. ->_> Nyow, ^.^ Kate, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :33 husband fow x3 youw >_< tuwn; -For, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this wight, wheweby UwU I >_> see >w< thy >w< beauty, -x3 Thy beauty :3 that xDD doth >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ wike uWu thee weww, -^.^ Thou ^w^ must be mawwied to nyo x3 man >_> but OwO me; -For UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ he ^w^ am bown to >w< tame UwU you, ^.^ Kate, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing xDD you from :3 a >w< wiwd Kate to :3 a Kate -OwO Confowmabwe >_< as othew :33 househowd >w< Kates. - -^.^ We-entew UwU BAPTISTA, ;;w;; GWEMIO, ÚwÚ and xDD TWANyIO - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 youw :33 fathew. xDD Nyevew >_< make OwO denyiaw; -UwU I ^w^ must ÚwÚ and xDD wiww uWu have >_> Kathewinye to x3 my x3 wife. -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Nyow, :33 Signyiow >_< Petwuchio, >w< how ^w^ speed xDD you with x3 my daughter? ->_< PETWUCHIO. How >_> but weww, UwU siw? >w< how >_> but ^.^ weww? -^.^ It :3 wewe xDD impossibwe UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ speed ;;w;; amiss. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, >w< how now, daughter Kathewinye, uWu in x3 youw ^-^ dumps? -KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Caww xDD you ;;w;; me daughter? Now UwU I promise xDD you ->_> You uWu have ^w^ show'd :3 a xDD tendew x3 fathewwy regard -;;w;; To ÚwÚ wish ;;w;; me x3 wed to one half lunatic, -^-^ A mad-cap ruffian ÚwÚ and :3 a swearing Jack, -:33 That ^w^ thinks with >w< oaths to OwO face x3 the ;;w;; mattew OwO out. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Fathew, UwU 'tis thus: >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd -:33 That ^w^ tawk'd of her uWu have ^w^ tawk'd uWu amiss of her. -;;w;; If ^.^ she be >_< cuwst, >w< it >_> is fow x3 powicy, -For,she's nyot froward, >_> but :3 modest >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ duv; -:33 She >_> is nyot >_> hot, >_> but ^w^ tempewate >_< as x3 the ÚwÚ mown; -For uWu patience ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a second Gwissew, -xDD And Roman UwU Wucwece fow her >_< chastity. -^.^ And, to ^w^ concwude, ^.^ we uWu have xDD 'gweed UwU so weww togethew -:33 That ;;w;; upon Sunday >_> is x3 the OwO wedding-day. -KATHEWINyA. I'll >_> see uWu thee :33 hang'd on Sunday fiwst. -^-^ GWEMIO. Hawk, >w< Petwuchio; ^.^ she ;;w;; says ^.^ she'ww >_> see uWu thee :33 hang'd fiwst. -^-^ TWANyIO. Is ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_> speeding? Nyay, xDD then :3 good-nyight UwU ouw x3 pawt! ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, >_< gentwemen. UwU I choose her fow >_< mysewf; -;;w;; If ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU I be >_< pweas'd, UwU what's :3 that to you? -'Tis :33 bawgain'd 'twixt >_> us twain, ^.^ being ^-^ awonye, -:33 That ^.^ she UwU shaww still be curst uWu in UwU company. -UwU I tell xDD you UwU 'tis ;;w;; incwedibwe to :3 bewieve. -How much ^.^ she loves me- >_< O, x3 the x3 kindest ^w^ Kate! -:33 She UwU hung about x3 my neck, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss on :3 kiss -:33 She vied UwU so OwO fast, >_> pwotesting ^-^ oath on ;;w;; oath, -:33 That uWu in :3 a ;;w;; twink ^.^ she ^.^ won ;;w;; me to her love. ->_< O, xDD you OwO awe x3 nyovices! 'Tis :3 a wowwd to see, -How tame, when ;;w;; men ÚwÚ and x3 women OwO awe ^-^ awonye, -^-^ A uWu meacock uWu wwetch ^.^ can >_< make x3 the uWu cuwstest ^.^ shwew. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, ;;w;; Kate; UwU I xDD wiww >w< unto >_> Venyice, -;;w;; To UwU buy apparel uWu 'gainst x3 the OwO wedding-day. -Provide x3 the OwO feast, ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and bid x3 the ^w^ guests; -UwU I xDD wiww be >_< suwe x3 my >_> Kathewinye UwU shaww be fine. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to say; >_> but UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ^w^ hands. -^w^ God >_> send xDD you joy, UwU Petwuchio! 'Tis :3 a match. -;;w;; GWEMIO, ^-^ TWANyIO. >_> Amen, >_> say UwU we; ^.^ we xDD wiww be ÚwÚ witnyesses. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 wife, ÚwÚ and xDD gentwemen, ^w^ adieu. -UwU I xDD wiww to Venice; Sunday x3 comes >_< apace; -We xDD wiww uWu have rings ÚwÚ and :3 things, ÚwÚ and OwO finye array; -xDD And :3 kiss uWu me, ;;w;; Kate; ^.^ we xDD wiww be mawwied :3 a OwO Sunday. -Exeunt xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 KATHEWINyA uWu sevewawwy -^-^ GWEMIO. Was OwO evew >_< match ^-^ cwapp'd x3 up UwU so suddenly? -^-^ BAPTISTA. Faith, xDD gentwemen, nyow UwU I :33 pway :3 a merchant's >_> pawt, -xDD And venture madly on :3 a despewate mawt. -^-^ TWANyIO. >_< 'Twas :3 a :3 commodity uWu way fretting ^.^ by uWu you; -'Twiww ;;w;; bwing xDD you :33 gain, ow xDD pewish on x3 the ;;w;; seas. -^-^ BAPTISTA. uWu The ^.^ gain UwU I >_> seek >_> is :33 quiet uWu in x3 the match. -^-^ GWEMIO. No doubt >_> but ^.^ he hath ^w^ got :3 a :33 quiet ;;w;; catch. -OwO But now, OwO Baptista, to x3 youw :3 youngew daughter: -Now >_> is x3 the day ^.^ we ^-^ wong uWu have wooked ^w^ fow; -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >w< nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and UwU was suitor fiwst. -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that wuv Bianca ^.^ mowe -Than wowds ^.^ can >_> witnyess ow x3 youw >_< thoughts ^.^ can ÚwÚ guess. -^-^ GWEMIO. Youngling, xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wuv UwU so uWu deaw >_< as ^.^ I. -^-^ TWANyIO. uWu Gweybeawd, >w< thy wuv xDD doth ^.^ fweeze. -^-^ GWEMIO. OwO But ^.^ thinye xDD doth fwy. -Skippew, stand back; UwU 'tis age :3 that nourisheth. -^-^ TWANyIO. OwO But :33 youth uWu in ;;w;; wadies' eyes :3 that fwouwisheth. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^.^ Content UwU you, UwU gentwemen; UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ compound ÚwÚ this x3 stwife. -'Tis >_< deeds ^w^ must x3 win x3 the :33 pwize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he of both -:33 That ^.^ can :33 assuwe x3 my daughter ÚwÚ gweatest :33 dowew -Shall uWu have x3 my Bianca's love. -Say, :33 Signyiow uWu Gwemio, >_> what ^.^ can xDD you :33 assuwe OwO hew? -^-^ GWEMIO. ^.^ Fiwst, >_< as xDD you knyow, x3 my ;;w;; house within x3 the UwU city -Is :33 wichwy >_> fuwnyished with pwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, -xDD Basins ÚwÚ and ^.^ ewews to x3 wave her UwU dainty hands; -OwO My >_> hangings aww of UwU Tywian :33 tapestwy; -^w^ In ivowy >_< coffews UwU I uWu have UwU stuff'd x3 my cwowns; -^w^ In cypwess uWu chests x3 my arras :33 countewpoints, ->w< Costwy ^w^ appawew, tents, ÚwÚ and xDD canyopies, -:33 Finye winyen, >w< Tuwkey xDD cushions ^-^ boss'd with >_> peaww, -Valance of :33 Venyice gowd uWu in :33 nyeedwe-wowk; -Pewter ÚwÚ and bwass, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things :3 that ^-^ bewongs -;;w;; To ;;w;; house ow :33 housekeeping. UwU Then uWu at x3 my ;;w;; fawm -UwU I uWu have :3 a :3 hundwed miwch-kinye to x3 the paiw, -uWu Six ÚwÚ scowe :33 fat oxen >_< standing uWu in x3 my ;;w;; stawws, -xDD And aww ^.^ things answewabwe to ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ powtion. -xDD Mysewf ^w^ am >w< stwuck uWu in years, UwU I ^w^ must OwO confess; -xDD And >_> if UwU I ^-^ die to-mowwow ÚwÚ this >_> is ÚwÚ hews, -;;w;; If whiwst UwU I ^w^ wive ^.^ she xDD wiww be >w< onwy ^w^ minye. -^-^ TWANyIO. :33 That ^w^ 'onwy' ^-^ came weww ^.^ in. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ wist to ;;w;; me: -UwU I ^w^ am x3 my father's heir ÚwÚ and >w< onwy son; -;;w;; If UwU I OwO may uWu have x3 youw daughter to x3 my :3 wife, -I'll OwO weave her xDD houses >w< thwee ow fouw >_< as ÚwÚ good -OwO Within rich :33 Pisa's OwO wawws >_< as xDD any one -^-^ Owd :33 Signyiow xDD Gwemio >_> has uWu in Padua; -Besides >w< two thousand ;;w;; ducats ^.^ by x3 the xDD yeaw -Of :33 fwuitfuw land, aww which UwU shaww be her jointure. -What, uWu have UwU I ;;w;; pinch'd UwU you, :33 Signyiow >w< Gwemio? -^-^ GWEMIO. Two thousand ;;w;; ducats ^.^ by x3 the xDD yeaw of wand! -:3 [Aside] OwO My ÚwÚ wand amounts nyot to UwU so much uWu in :33 aww.- -:33 That ^.^ she UwU shaww have, ;;w;; besides >w< an ^.^ awgosy -:33 That nyow >_> is lying uWu in ;;w;; Mawseiwwes uWu woad. -What, uWu have UwU I chok'd xDD you with >w< an argosy? -^-^ TWANyIO. uWu Gwemio, UwU 'tis ÚwÚ knyown x3 my >w< fathew hath nyo less -Than >w< thwee great xDD awgosies, ;;w;; besides >w< two gawwiasses, -xDD And >_< twewve >_< tight galleys. ;;w;; These UwU I xDD wiww :33 assuwe hew, -xDD And twice >_< as much whate'er xDD thou off'west nyext. -^-^ GWEMIO. Nyay, UwU I uWu have ;;w;; off'wed aww; UwU I uWu have nyo mowe; -xDD And ^.^ she ^.^ can uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe than aww UwU I uWu have; -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wike uWu me, ^.^ she UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^w^ minye. -^-^ TWANyIO. Why, xDD then x3 the >_< maid >_> is >_< minye from aww x3 the wowwd -^-^ By x3 youw >w< fiwm pwomise; xDD Gwemio >_> is ^-^ out-vied. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess x3 youw offer >_> is x3 the OwO best; -xDD And wet x3 youw >w< fathew >_< make her x3 the assurance, -:33 She >_> is x3 youw own. ^w^ Ewse, xDD you ^w^ must UwU pawdon OwO me; -;;w;; If xDD you >_> shouwd ^-^ die >w< befowe :3 him, where's her >_< dowew? -^-^ TWANyIO. >w< That's >_> but :3 a cavil; ^.^ he >_> is :3 owd, UwU I ^w^ young. -^-^ GWEMIO. xDD And OwO may nyot xDD young ;;w;; men ^-^ die >_< as weww >_< as xDD owd? -^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD Weww, xDD gentwemen, -UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus resolv'd: on Sunday :3 nyext xDD you ^.^ knyow -OwO My daughter >_> Kathewinye >_> is to be ^w^ mawwied; ->_> Nyow, on x3 the Sunday fowwowing UwU shaww Bianca -^w^ Be bride to UwU you, >_> if xDD you >_< make ÚwÚ this ^.^ assuwance; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, to :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio. -xDD And UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, ÚwÚ and >_> thank xDD you xDD both. -^-^ GWEMIO. :3 Adieu, ÚwÚ good UwU nyeighbouw. uWu Exit BAPTISTA ->_> Nyow, UwU I feaw uWu thee not. -^w^ Siwwah xDD young UwU gamestew, x3 youw >w< fathew :3 wewe :3 a >w< foow -;;w;; To UwU give uWu thee all, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his >_< wanying age -Set :33 foot :33 undew >w< thy ;;w;; tabwe. Tut, :3 a ;;w;; toy! -^-^ An ;;w;; owd Itawian fox >_> is nyot UwU so ;;w;; kind, x3 my uWu boy. uWu Exit -^-^ TWANyIO. ^-^ A UwU vengeance on x3 youw ^-^ cwafty :3 withewed hide! -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I uWu have fac'd >w< it with :3 a >w< cawd of ;;w;; ten. -'Tis uWu in x3 my >_> head to UwU do x3 my >_< mastew good: -UwU I >_> see nyo reason >_> but ^-^ suppos'd ^-^ Wucentio -:3 Must get :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ caww'd ^-^ suppos'd ^-^ Vincentio; -xDD And ^w^ that's :3 a >_< wondew- uWu fathews uWu commonwy -Do get uWu theiw xDD chiwdwen; >_> but uWu in ÚwÚ this case of :33 wooing -^-^ A chiwd UwU shaww get :3 a >w< siwe, >_> if UwU I fail nyot of x3 my ;;w;; cunnying. -uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^w^ Padua. >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO, ^w^ HOWTENSIO >_< as WICIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA - -:3 WUCENTIO. Fiddler, >_< fowbeaw; xDD you gwow ^w^ too forward, sir. -:3 Have xDD you UwU so >w< soon fowgot x3 the entewtainment -:3 Hew :3 sistew >_> Kathewinye welcome'd xDD you uWu withaw? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. But, :3 wwangwing pedant, ÚwÚ this >_> is -uWu The patroness of ^-^ heavenwy >w< hawmony. -UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to uWu have prerogative; -xDD And when uWu in uWu music ^.^ we uWu have xDD spent >w< an ^-^ houw, -uWu Youw ^-^ wectuwe UwU shaww uWu have leisure fow >_< as :33 much. -:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ Pwepostewous ass, :3 that >_< nyevew ^w^ wead UwU so uWu faw -;;w;; To ^.^ knyow x3 the cause >w< why uWu music UwU was >_> owdain'd! -Was >w< it nyot to refresh x3 the ^-^ mind of x3 man ->w< Aftew :33 his x3 studies ow :33 his ^.^ usuaw ^w^ pain? -UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ^w^ wead :33 phiwosophy, -xDD And OwO whiwe UwU I :3 pause serve uWu in x3 youw >w< hawmony. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Siwwah, UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU beaw these >_> bwaves of ÚwÚ thinye. -xDD BIANCA. Why, xDD gentwemen, xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me :3 doubwe wrong -;;w;; To strive fow :3 that which resteth uWu in x3 my >w< choice. -UwU I arn nyo ^-^ bweeching scholar uWu in x3 the ^-^ schoows, -I'll nyot be tied to >_> houws nor uWu 'pointed xDD times, -OwO But :3 weawn x3 my wessons >_< as UwU I uWu pwease :3 mysewf. -xDD And to :3 cut x3 off aww :3 stwife: OwO hewe sit ^.^ we down; -^.^ Take xDD you x3 youw instrument, :33 pway xDD you x3 the whiles! -ÚwÚ His ^-^ wectuwe xDD wiww be donye ere xDD you uWu have ^-^ tun'd. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. You'll OwO weave :33 his ^-^ wectuwe when UwU I ^w^ am uWu in :33 tunye? -:3 WUCENTIO. :33 That xDD wiww be never- tune x3 youw x3 instwument. -xDD BIANCA. Whewe left ^.^ we last? -:3 WUCENTIO. Here, :3 madam: -^.^ 'Hic uWu ibat Simois, hic ;;w;; est ^.^ Sigeia uWu tewwus, -^-^ Hic ;;w;; stetewat :3 Pwiami wegia x3 cewsa >w< senyis.' -xDD BIANCA. :33 Constwue OwO them. -:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ 'Hic ibat' >_< as UwU I told xDD you OwO befowe- x3 'Simois' UwU I ^w^ am Wucentio- ->_> 'hic OwO est' >_< son >w< unto Vincentio of ^-^ Pisa- :33 'Sigeia tellus' disguised -OwO thus to get x3 youw ;;w;; wuv- ^.^ 'Hic stetewat' ÚwÚ and :3 that ^-^ Wucentio :3 that -x3 comes :3 a-wooing- >_< 'Pwiami' >_> is x3 my x3 man xDD Twanyio- ^.^ 'wegia' :33 beawing x3 my -^w^ powt- 'cewsa ^.^ senyis' :3 that ^.^ we ^w^ might beguile x3 the ;;w;; owd pantawoon. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Madam, x3 my uWu instwument's uWu in x3 tunye. -xDD BIANCA. :3 Wet's heaw. x3 O fie! x3 the >w< twebwe jaws. -:3 WUCENTIO. >w< Spit uWu in x3 the :3 howe, ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and tune ;;w;; again. -xDD BIANCA. Now wet ;;w;; me >_> see >_> if UwU I ^.^ can construe >w< it: ^.^ 'Hic uWu ibat :33 Simois' UwU I -^.^ knyow xDD you nyot- >_> 'hic ;;w;; est ^.^ Sigeia tellus' UwU I :33 twust xDD you nyot- ^.^ 'Hic -;;w;; stetewat Priami' OwO take :3 heed ^.^ he hear >_> us nyot- ^.^ 'wegia' presume nyot- -'cewsa ^.^ senyis' despair not. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Madam, UwU 'tis nyow uWu in x3 tunye. -:3 WUCENTIO. All >_> but x3 the >w< bass. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu The ^w^ bass >_> is right; UwU 'tis x3 the UwU base x3 knyave :3 that jaws. -:3 [Aside] How fiery ÚwÚ and forward UwU ouw ^w^ pedant x3 is! ->_> Nyow, fow x3 my :3 wife, x3 the x3 knyave xDD doth court x3 my love. -Pedascuwe, I'll ;;w;; watch xDD you xDD bettew >_> yet. -xDD BIANCA. ^w^ In time UwU I OwO may :33 bewieve, yet UwU I >_> mistwust. -:3 WUCENTIO. Mistrust >w< it nyot- fow x3 suwe, >_> AEacides -Was >w< Ajax, ^w^ caww'd UwU so from :33 his gwandfathew. -xDD BIANCA. UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ bewieve x3 my mastew; else, UwU I promise UwU you, -UwU I >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ awguing still ;;w;; upon :3 that doubt; -OwO But wet >w< it rest. >_> Nyow, >_< Wicio, to OwO you. -^-^ Good ^.^ mastew, OwO take >w< it nyot x3 unkindwy, pray, -:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 been OwO thus >_> pweasant with xDD you xDD both. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 [To UwU WUCENTIO] >_> You OwO may OwO go UwU wawk ÚwÚ and UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -awhile; -OwO My wessons >_< make nyo uWu music uWu in >w< thwee Pawts. -:3 WUCENTIO. ^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so formal, UwU siw? xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ must x3 wait, -:3 [Aside] xDD And ;;w;; watch withal; for, >_> but UwU I be ^.^ deceiv'd, -Our OwO finye :33 musician groweth ÚwÚ amowous. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. uWu Madam, >w< befowe xDD you :33 touch x3 the UwU instwument -;;w;; To :3 weawn x3 the order of x3 my fingering, -UwU I ^w^ must x3 begin with rudiments of awt, -;;w;; To >_< teach xDD you >w< gamut uWu in :3 a OwO bwiefew sort, -uWu Mowe uWu pweasant, >_> pithy, ÚwÚ and effectuaw, -Than hath :33 been ÚwÚ taught ^.^ by xDD any of x3 my ÚwÚ twade; -xDD And there >w< it >_> is uWu in wwiting ^.^ faiwwy UwU dwawn. -xDD BIANCA. Why, UwU I ^w^ am x3 past x3 my >w< gamut ^-^ wong ago. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Yet ^w^ wead x3 the >w< gamut of >w< Howtensio. -xDD BIANCA. [Weads] -:3 '"Gamut" UwU I am, x3 the x3 gwound of aww accowd- -;;w;; "A re" to pwead UwU Howtensio's passion- -UwU "B mi" ^-^ Bianca, OwO take ^.^ him fow >w< thy wowd- -"C >_> fa >_> ut" :3 that loves with aww UwU affection- -uWu "D ;;w;; sow re" one clef, >w< two >_> nyotes uWu have uWu I- -OwO "E UwU wa mi" x3 show pity ow UwU I ^-^ die.' -;;w;; Caww xDD you ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gamut? Tut, UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it ^w^ nyot! -^-^ Owd ÚwÚ fashions uWu pwease ;;w;; me OwO best; UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU so UwU nyice -;;w;; To change true wuwes fow >w< odd ^.^ inventions. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. Mistwess, x3 youw >w< fathew prays xDD you OwO weave x3 youw uWu books -xDD And OwO hewp to :3 dwess x3 youw OwO sistew's x3 chambew :33 up. ->_> You ^.^ knyow to-mowwow >_> is x3 the OwO wedding-day. -xDD BIANCA. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet mastews, both; UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; gonye. -Exeunt ^w^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and SEWVANT -:3 WUCENTIO. Faith, ^-^ mistwess, xDD then UwU I uWu have nyo cause to >_< stay. -uWu Exit -^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO But UwU I uWu have cause to ^.^ pwy x3 into ÚwÚ this pedant; -Methinks ^.^ he :33 wooks >_< as ^w^ though ^.^ he :3 wewe uWu in love. -ÚwÚ Yet >_> if >w< thy thoughts, ^-^ Bianca, be UwU so humble -;;w;; To ;;w;; cast >w< thy >w< wand'wing eyes on every stale- ->_> Seize uWu thee :3 that list. ;;w;; If >_> once UwU I find uWu thee :33 wanging, -^w^ HOWTENSIO xDD wiww be ^.^ quit with uWu thee ^.^ by ÚwÚ changing. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe ^-^ BAPTISTA'So ;;w;; house - -Entew UwU BAPTISTA, ;;w;; GWEMIO, xDD TWANyIO >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, KATHEWINyA, ^w^ BIANCA, ->_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -^-^ BAPTISTA. :33 [To xDD TWANyIO] :33 Signyiow ;;w;; Wucentio, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu 'pointed day -:33 That >_> Kathewinye ÚwÚ and Petwuchio >_> shouwd be >w< mawwied, -xDD And yet ^.^ we hear nyot of UwU ouw son-in-law. ->_> What xDD wiww be UwU said? >_> What mockewy xDD wiww >w< it be -;;w;; To ^.^ want x3 the bwidegwoom when x3 the priest ^.^ attends -;;w;; To speak x3 the cewemonyiaw rites of x3 mawwiage! ->_> What ;;w;; says ^-^ Wucentio to ÚwÚ this ^-^ shame of uWu ouws? -KATHEWINyA. No ^-^ shame >_> but minye; UwU I ;;w;; must, xDD fowsooth, be ;;w;; fowc'd -;;w;; To UwU give x3 my uWu hand, x3 oppos'd OwO against x3 my uWu heawt, -uWu Unto :3 a ÚwÚ mad-bwain wudesby, full of >w< spween, -Who woo'd uWu in ^.^ haste ÚwÚ and means to x3 wed uWu at xDD weisuwe. -UwU I told UwU you, I, ^.^ he UwU was :3 a frantic x3 foow, -x3 Hiding :33 his UwU bittew jests uWu in >w< bwunt behaviour; -^.^ And, to be noted fow :3 a ^.^ mewwy ^w^ man, -^-^ He'ww ^.^ woo :3 a ;;w;; thousand, ÚwÚ 'point x3 the day of ^.^ mawwiage, -^-^ Make ^w^ fwiends x3 invited, ÚwÚ and :3 pwocwaim x3 the xDD banns; -ÚwÚ Yet >_< nyevew means to x3 wed :3 whewe ^.^ he hath woo'd. -Now ^w^ must x3 the wowwd :33 point uWu at poor Kathewinye, -xDD And >_> say 'Wo, there >_> is ^-^ mad Petwuchio's :3 wife, -;;w;; If >w< it ^.^ wouwd uWu pwease ^.^ him come ÚwÚ and marry her!' -^-^ TWANyIO. >w< Patience, ÚwÚ good Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and Baptista UwU too. ->_> Upon x3 my :3 wife, Petwuchio means >_> but weww, -Whatevew :3 fowtunye uWu stays ^.^ him from :33 his OwO wowd. -;;w;; Though ^.^ he be bwunt, UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him passing OwO wise; -;;w;; Though ^.^ he be >_> mewwy, yet withal uWu he's honest. -KATHEWINyA. Wouwd >_> Kathewinye xDD had >_< nyevew :3 seen ^.^ him uWu though! -UwU Exit, weeping, fowwowed ^.^ by ^w^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^w^ Go, OwO giww, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame uWu thee nyow to >_> weep, -For xDD such >w< an ^-^ injuwy ^.^ wouwd ^-^ vex :3 a xDD vewy saint; -Much ^.^ mowe :3 a :33 shwew of >w< thy ;;w;; impatient humouw. - -Entew BIONDEWWO - -^-^ Mastew, x3 mastew! News, ÚwÚ and xDD such ;;w;; owd nyews >_< as xDD you >_< nyevew heard :33 of! -^-^ BAPTISTA. Is >w< it x3 nyew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd xDD too? How OwO may :3 that :3 be? -BIONDELLO. Why, >_> is >w< it nyot nyews to hear of Petwuchio's :33 coming? -^-^ BAPTISTA. Is ^.^ he come? -BIONDELLO. Why, no, sir. -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> What ^w^ then? -BIONDELLO. >w< He >_> is :3 coming. -^-^ BAPTISTA. x3 When xDD wiww ^.^ he be hewe? -BIONDELLO. x3 When ^.^ he >w< stands :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ and sees xDD you :33 thewe. -^-^ TWANyIO. But, say, >_> what to ^.^ thinye ;;w;; owd nyews? -BIONDELLO. Why, Petwuchio >_> is x3 coming- uWu in :3 a x3 nyew ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and >w< an ;;w;; owd -jerkin; :3 a :33 paiw of ;;w;; owd OwO bweeches thrice turn'd; :3 a :33 paiw of ÚwÚ boots -:3 that uWu have :33 been >_> candwe-cases, one >_> buckwed, anyothew wac'd; >w< an ;;w;; owd -rusty xDD swowd >_> ta'en x3 out of x3 the :33 town awmouwy, with :3 a xDD bwoken >_< hiwt, -ÚwÚ and xDD chapewess; with >w< two xDD bwoken ^.^ points; :33 his UwU howse ÚwÚ hipp'd, with >w< an -;;w;; owd motwey ^w^ saddwe ÚwÚ and stirrups of nyo :33 kindwed; >_< besides, >_< possess'd -with x3 the ^.^ gwandews ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to mose uWu in x3 the chinye, troubled with -x3 the :33 wampass, xDD infected with x3 the :33 fashions, full of windgalls, sped -with :3 spavins, >w< wayed with x3 the yewwows, x3 past >w< cuwe of x3 the >_< fives, -x3 stawk spoiw'd with x3 the staggews, ÚwÚ begnyawn with x3 the >_> bots, >w< sway'd uWu in -x3 the back ÚwÚ and shoulder-shotten, uWu nyeaw-wegg'd x3 befowe, ÚwÚ and with :3 a -hawf-cheek'd >_> bit, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 head-staww of sheep's >_> weathew ^w^ which, -^.^ being :33 westwainyed to >_< keep ^.^ him from >_< stumbwing, hath :33 been often -burst, ÚwÚ and nyow >_> wepaiwed with ^w^ knyots; one giwth six times piec'd, -ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD woman's crupper of :3 vewuwe, which hath >w< two x3 wettews fow her -xDD nyame ^.^ faiwwy uWu set down uWu in ÚwÚ studs, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ÚwÚ and there ^.^ piec'd with -pack-thwead. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Who x3 comes with him? -BIONDELLO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, :33 his >w< wackey, fow aww x3 the wowwd capawison'd ^.^ wike -x3 the horse- with :3 a linen stock on one >_< weg ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kewsey ^-^ boot-hose -on x3 the ÚwÚ othew, :3 gawt'wed with :3 a red ÚwÚ and blue x3 wist; >w< an ;;w;; owd hat, ÚwÚ and -x3 the humouw of >w< fowty ^w^ fancies pwick'd OwO in't fow :3 a ;;w;; feathew; :3 a -monster, :3 a xDD vewy monstew uWu in ^w^ appawew, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ wike :3 a Christian -UwU footboy ow :3 a uWu gentweman's lackey. -^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis x3 some >w< odd humouw uWu pwicks ^.^ him to ÚwÚ this fashion; -ÚwÚ Yet OwO oftentimes >_< wie xDD goes >_> but mean-appaweww'd. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu he's come, howsoe'er ^.^ he ^w^ comes. -BIONDELLO. Why, ^w^ siw, ^.^ he x3 comes not. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot >_> say ^.^ he ;;w;; comes? -BIONDELLO. uWu Who? :3 that Petwuchio came? -^-^ BAPTISTA. Ay, :3 that Petwuchio >_< came. -BIONDELLO. :3 Nyo, siw; UwU I >_> say :33 his UwU howse x3 comes with ^.^ him on :33 his back. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, ^w^ that's aww onye. -BIONDELLO. Nyay, ^.^ by Saint UwU Jamy, -UwU I howd xDD you :3 a penny, -^-^ A UwU howse ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 man -Is ^.^ mowe than one, -xDD And yet nyot many. - -Entew xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and GRUMIO - ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, :3 whewe be these >_> gawwants? Who's uWu at ^w^ home? -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> You OwO awe ;;w;; wewcome, sir. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD And yet UwU I come nyot well. -^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD And yet xDD you UwU hawt not. -^-^ TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so weww apparell'd -;;w;; As UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you were. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Wewe >w< it better, UwU I >_> shouwd >_< wush uWu in OwO thus. -OwO But :3 whewe >_> is Kate? Whewe >_> is x3 my lovely bwide? -How does x3 my father? Gentwes, uWu methinks xDD you fwown; -xDD And ^-^ whewefowe ÚwÚ gaze ÚwÚ this xDD goodwy >_< company -;;w;; As >_> if ;;w;; they saw x3 some wondwous ;;w;; monyument, -;;w;; Some :33 comet ow >_< unyusuaw prodigy? -^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, ^w^ siw, xDD you ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 youw OwO wedding-day. -First :3 wewe ^.^ we :3 sad, feawing xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< come; -Now saddew, :3 that xDD you come UwU so unpwovided. -OwO Fie, ;;w;; doff ÚwÚ this habit, ^-^ shame to x3 youw x3 estate, -^-^ An >w< eye-sowe to UwU ouw solemn >_< festivaw! -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And tell >_> us >_> what ;;w;; occasion of impowt ->_< Hath aww UwU so ^-^ wong detain'd xDD you from x3 youw :3 wife, -xDD And sent xDD you ÚwÚ hithew UwU so ^-^ unwike >w< youwsewf? ->_< PETWUCHIO. uWu Tedious >w< it :3 wewe to uWu teww, ÚwÚ and UwU hawsh to :3 heaw; -:33 Sufficeth UwU I ^w^ am come to >_< keep x3 my word, -;;w;; Though uWu in x3 some ÚwÚ pawt enfowced to >w< digwess, ->_< Which uWu at ^.^ mowe leisure UwU I xDD wiww UwU so UwU excuse -;;w;; As xDD you UwU shaww weww be ^-^ satisfied uWu withaw. -OwO But :3 whewe >_> is Kate? UwU I xDD stay ^w^ too ^-^ wong from >w< hew; -uWu The mownying >_< weaws, UwU 'tis time ^.^ we :3 wewe uWu at :3 chuwch. -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD See nyot x3 youw bride uWu in these OwO unwevewent robes; -Go to x3 my chamber, put on x3 cwothes of ^w^ minye. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Nyot I, ^-^ bewieve OwO me; OwO thus I'll x3 visit her. -^-^ BAPTISTA. OwO But thus, UwU I ^w^ twust, xDD you xDD wiww nyot marry her. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Good sooth, even ^.^ thus; >_< thewefowe UwU ha' donye with words; -;;w;; To ;;w;; me ^w^ she's >w< mawwied, nyot >w< unto x3 my >_< cwothes. -Could UwU I repair >_> what ^.^ she xDD wiww ^-^ weaw uWu in ;;w;; me -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can change these poor OwO accoutwements, -uWu 'Twewe weww fow Kate ÚwÚ and xDD bettew fow :3 mysewf. -OwO But >_> what :3 a >w< foow ^w^ am UwU I to ^.^ chat with UwU you, -x3 When UwU I >_> shouwd bid ^w^ good-mowwow to x3 my bride -xDD And UwU seaw x3 the ;;w;; titwe with :3 a lovely >_< kiss! -Exeunt xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and xDD PETWUCHIO -^-^ TWANyIO. >w< He hath x3 some meaning uWu in :33 his ^-^ mad attire. -We xDD wiww :33 pewsuade :3 him, be >w< it ÚwÚ possibwe, -;;w;; To put on xDD bettew ere ^.^ he OwO go to :3 chuwch. -^-^ BAPTISTA. I'll ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the event of UwU this. -Exeunt UwU BAPTISTA, ;;w;; GWEMIO, BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and >_< ATTENDENTS -^-^ TWANyIO. OwO But to her wuv uWu concewnyeth >_> us to >_< ad -:3 Hew father's wiking; which to ;;w;; bwing to pass, -;;w;; As UwU I >w< befowe imparted to x3 youw worship, -UwU I ^w^ am to get :3 a >_> man- whate'er ^.^ he be -^.^ It skiwws nyot >_> much; we'll ;;w;; fit ^.^ him to UwU ouw >_< tuwn- -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww be Vincentio of Pisa, -xDD And >_< make assurance OwO hewe uWu in >_> Padua -Of :33 gweatew uWu sums than UwU I uWu have :3 pwomised. -^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you ÚwÚ quietwy ^.^ enjoy x3 youw UwU hope -xDD And marry x3 sweet Bianca with ÚwÚ consent. -:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot :3 that x3 my fewwow x3 schoowmastew -^-^ Doth ;;w;; watch Bianca's steps UwU so >_< nyawwowwy, -uWu 'Twewe UwU good, UwU methinks, to ^.^ steaw UwU ouw mawwiage; ->_< Which >_> once pewfowm'd, wet aww x3 the wowwd >_> say no, -I'll >_< keep >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; despite of aww x3 the wowwd. -^-^ TWANyIO. :33 That ^.^ by >_> degwees ^.^ we >_> mean to wook x3 into -xDD And ;;w;; watch UwU ouw ;;w;; vantage uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; -^-^ We'ww ^-^ uvw-weach x3 the greybeard, uWu Gwemio, -uWu The nyawwow-pwying ÚwÚ fathew, Minola, -uWu The ^w^ quaint :33 musician, :3 amowous xDD Wicio- -All fow x3 my xDD mastew's ^w^ sake, xDD Wucentio. - -^.^ We-entew GREMIO - -:33 Signyiow uWu Gwemio, ^-^ came xDD you from x3 the church? -^-^ GWEMIO. ;;w;; As ^w^ wiwwingwy >_< as ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^-^ came from school. -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And >_> is x3 the bride ÚwÚ and bwidegwoom xDD coming ^w^ home? -^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ A >_< bwidegwoom, >_> say you? 'Tis :3 a >_< gwoom :33 indeed, -^-^ A gwumbwing gwoom, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the girl UwU shaww find. -^-^ TWANyIO. Curster than >_< she? Why, UwU 'tis >_> impossibwe. -^-^ GWEMIO. Why, uWu he's :3 a deviw, :3 a deviw, :3 a xDD vewy xDD fiend. -^-^ TWANyIO. Why, ^w^ she's :3 a deviw, :3 a deviw, x3 the >_> deviw's uWu dam. -^-^ GWEMIO. Tut, ^w^ she's :3 a lamb, :3 a uWu duv, :3 a x3 foow, to x3 him! -I'll tell UwU you, Sir xDD Wucentio: when x3 the priest -Should ^w^ ask >_> if >_> Kathewinye >_> shouwd be :33 his :3 wife, -^-^ 'Ay, ^.^ by gogs-wouns' quoth xDD he, ÚwÚ and >w< swowe UwU so ÚwÚ woud -^.^ That, aww ÚwÚ amaz'd, x3 the priest wet faww x3 the book; -xDD And >_< as ^.^ he >_> stoop'd again to OwO take >w< it up, -This >w< mad-bwain'd bwidegwoom >_> took ^.^ him xDD such :3 a :33 cuff -:33 That down UwU feww priest ÚwÚ and ^-^ book, ÚwÚ and ^w^ book ÚwÚ and pwiest. -x3 'Nyow OwO take them ^w^ up,' quoth ^.^ he xDD 'if xDD any xDD wist.' -^-^ TWANyIO. >_> What uWu said x3 the >_> wench, when ^.^ he wose ^w^ again? -^-^ GWEMIO. Twembwed ÚwÚ and UwU shook, fow >w< why ^.^ he stamp'd ÚwÚ and >w< swowe -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the vicaw meant to UwU cozen ^.^ him. -OwO But ÚwÚ aftew UwU many uWu cewemonyies donye ->w< He ;;w;; cawws fow :33 winye: >_> 'A health!' quoth xDD he, >_< as >_> if ->w< He xDD had :33 been >_> abwoad, ^w^ cawousing to :33 his >_> mates ->w< Aftew :3 a ^w^ stowm; :33 quaff'd x3 off x3 the muscadel, -xDD And OwO thwew x3 the sops aww uWu in x3 the sexton's >w< face, ->_> Having nyo othew reason -OwO But :3 that :33 his ^w^ beawd ^-^ gwew >_< thin ÚwÚ and hungerly -xDD And ^w^ seem'd to ^w^ ask ^.^ him sops >_< as ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ dwinking. -This :33 donye, ^.^ he >_> took x3 the bride about x3 the neck, -xDD And >w< kiss'd her lips with xDD such :3 a ;;w;; cwamowous ;;w;; smack -:33 That uWu at x3 the >w< pawting aww x3 the ^-^ chuwch uWu did uWu echo. -xDD And I, ^-^ seeing uWu this, ^-^ came thence fow xDD vewy OwO shame; -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew uWu me, UwU I knyow, x3 the UwU wout >_> is :3 coming. ->w< Such :3 a ^-^ mad ^.^ mawwiage >_< nyevew UwU was befowe. -Hawk, x3 hawk! UwU I hear x3 the xDD minstwews play. [Music ÚwÚ pways] - -Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, ^w^ BIANCA, UwU BAPTISTA, HOWTENSIO, -GRUMIO, ÚwÚ and twain - ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Gentwemen ÚwÚ and OwO fwiends, UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw OwO pains. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you think to ÚwÚ dinye with ;;w;; me uWu to-day, -xDD And uWu have pwepaw'd great OwO stowe of ÚwÚ wedding cheer -OwO But UwU so >w< it is- x3 my ^.^ haste xDD doth caww ;;w;; me hence, -xDD And >_< thewefowe OwO hewe UwU I >_> mean to OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe xDD you xDD wiww OwO away :3 to-nyight? ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^w^ must OwO away ^w^ to-day >w< befowe >w< nyight x3 come. -^-^ Make >w< it nyo UwU wondew; >_> if xDD you UwU knyew x3 my business, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd entweat ;;w;; me rather OwO go than >_< stay. -^.^ And, xDD honyest xDD company, UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww -:33 That uWu have beheld ;;w;; me UwU give OwO away mysewf -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU most *giggles shyly* patient, sweet, ÚwÚ and virtuous x3 wife. -OwO Dinye with x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ dwink :3 a ^.^ heawth to x3 me. -For UwU I ^w^ must OwO hence; ÚwÚ and >_< faweweww to xDD you all. -^-^ TWANyIO. Let >_> us entweat xDD you xDD stay >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It OwO may nyot >w< be. -^-^ GWEMIO. Let ;;w;; me entweat OwO you. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot >w< be. -KATHEWINyA. Let ;;w;; me entweat OwO you. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. -KATHEWINyA. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 content to stay? ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I ^w^ am :3 content xDD you UwU shaww entweat ;;w;; me >_< stay; -OwO But yet nyot ;;w;; stay, entweat ;;w;; me >w< how xDD you ;;w;; can. -KATHEWINyA. >_> Nyow, >_> if xDD you wuv uWu me, >_< stay. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Gwumio, x3 my horse. -GRUMIO. Ay, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they be weady; x3 the oats uWu have eaten x3 the :33 howses. -KATHEWINyA. Nyay, >w< then, -Do >_> what xDD thou x3 canst, UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go to-day; -:3 Nyo, nor ^.^ to-mowwow, nyot >w< tiww UwU I uWu pwease :3 mysewf. -uWu The doow >_> is open, siw; there wies x3 youw way; ->_> You OwO may be ^.^ jogging whiwes x3 youw ÚwÚ boots OwO awe green; -For uWu me, I'll nyot be >_> gonye >w< tiww UwU I uWu pwease :3 mysewf. -'Tis ^.^ wike you'ww ^-^ pwuv :3 a jowwy uWu suwwy >_< gwoom -:33 That OwO take >w< it on xDD you uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst UwU so UwU woundwy. ->_< PETWUCHIO. x3 O ^.^ Kate, :3 content ÚwÚ thee; :33 pwithee be nyot >w< angwy. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I xDD wiww be angry; >_> what x3 hast xDD thou to ^-^ do? -:3 Fathew, be ^.^ quiet; ^.^ he UwU shaww xDD stay x3 my xDD weisuwe. -^-^ GWEMIO. Ay, marry, ^w^ siw, nyow >w< it ÚwÚ begins to >w< wowk. -KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Gentwemen, forward to x3 the bwidaw uWu dinnyew. -UwU I >_> see :3 a OwO woman OwO may be UwU made :3 a >w< foow -;;w;; If ^.^ she xDD had nyot :3 a ^w^ spiwit to :33 wesist. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ They UwU shaww OwO go forward, ^.^ Kate, uWu at >w< thy >_> command. -;;w;; Obey x3 the :3 bwide, xDD you :3 that >_< attend on >w< hew; -Go to x3 the OwO feast, ^w^ wevew ÚwÚ and :33 dominyeew, -:3 Cawouse full UwU measuwe to her maidenhead; -^w^ Be ^-^ mad ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy, ow OwO go ^w^ hang youwsewves. -OwO But fow x3 my ^w^ bonny ^.^ Kate, ^.^ she ^w^ must with x3 me. -Nyay, wook nyot big, nor stamp, nor ^-^ stawe, nor x3 fwet; -UwU I xDD wiww be >_< mastew of >_> what >_> is >_< minye >w< own- -:33 She >_> is x3 my UwU goods, x3 my chattews, ^.^ she >_> is x3 my house, -OwO My :33 househowd stuff, x3 my >_> fiewd, x3 my ^-^ bawn, -OwO My horse, x3 my >_< ox, x3 my ass, x3 my xDD any ÚwÚ thing, -xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ she stands; :33 touch her ;;w;; whoevew dare; -I'll ;;w;; bwing >_< minye uWu action on x3 the OwO pwoudest ^.^ he -:33 That xDD stops x3 my uWu way uWu in ^w^ Padua. Gwumio, -Draw fowth >w< thy weapon; ^.^ we OwO awe beset with ÚwÚ thieves; -ÚwÚ Wescue >w< thy ^-^ mistwess, >_> if xDD thou be :3 a man. -Fear >_> nyot, x3 sweet ^.^ wench; ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot :33 touch ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; Kate; -I'll >_< buckwew uWu thee OwO against :3 a >_< miwwion. -Exeunt >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO -^-^ BAPTISTA. Nyay, wet them x3 go, :3 a coupwe of :33 quiet ÚwÚ onyes. -^-^ GWEMIO. ^-^ Went ;;w;; they nyot ^w^ quickwy, UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ die with laughing. -^-^ TWANyIO. Of aww ^-^ mad matches, >_< nyevew UwU was x3 the >_> wike. -:3 WUCENTIO. Mistwess, UwU what's x3 youw opinyion of x3 youw ^-^ sistew? -xDD BIANCA. ^.^ That, ^.^ being ^-^ mad herself, ^w^ she's madly ^w^ mated. -^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I :33 wawwant :3 him, Petwuchio >_> is ^.^ Kated. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Neighbours ÚwÚ and OwO fwiends, ^w^ though bride ÚwÚ and bwidegwoom wants -For to suppwy x3 the pwaces uWu at x3 the ^-^ tabwe, ->_> You ^.^ knyow there wants nyo ;;w;; junkets uWu at x3 the x3 feast. -;;w;; Wucentio, xDD you UwU shaww suppwy x3 the bridegroom's pwace; -xDD And wet Bianca OwO take her OwO sistew's uWu woom. -^-^ TWANyIO. Shall x3 sweet Bianca x3 pwactise >w< how to bride :33 it? -^-^ BAPTISTA. :33 She UwU shaww, xDD Wucentio. ^.^ Come, xDD gentwemen, >_> wet's ÚwÚ go. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -UwU PETWUCHIO'S countwy ;;w;; house - -Entew GRUMIO - -GRUMIO. OwO Fie, fie on aww ^w^ tiwed ;;w;; jades, on aww ^-^ mad mastews, ÚwÚ and aww -fouw :3 ways! Was OwO evew x3 man UwU so xDD beaten? Was OwO evew x3 man UwU so uWu way'd? Was -OwO evew x3 man UwU so ÚwÚ weawy? UwU I ^w^ am sent >w< befowe to >_< make :3 a ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they OwO awe -xDD coming ÚwÚ aftew to wawm OwO them. Now :3 wewe nyot UwU I :3 a xDD wittwe >_> pot ÚwÚ and >w< soon ->_> hot, x3 my xDD vewy lips ^w^ might UwU fweeze to x3 my teeth, x3 my >_> tongue to x3 the ÚwÚ woof -of x3 my uWu mouth, x3 my >_< heawt uWu in x3 my bewwy, ere UwU I >_> shouwd come ^.^ by :3 a fire to -^-^ thaw x3 me. OwO But UwU I with ;;w;; bwowing x3 the fire UwU shaww wawm >_< mysewf; for, -^-^ considewing x3 the x3 weathew, :3 a ^.^ tawwew x3 man than UwU I xDD wiww OwO take cowd. -uWu Howwa, ho! OwO Cuwtis! - -Entew xDD CUWTIS - ->w< CUWTIS. Who >_> is :3 that ;;w;; cawws UwU so coldly? -GRUMIO. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of ice. ;;w;; If xDD thou doubt :33 it, xDD thou uWu mayst >w< swide from x3 my -shoulder to x3 my OwO heew with nyo :33 gweatew :3 a >w< wun >_> but x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and x3 my -;;w;; nyeck. ^-^ A ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ good Curtis. ->w< CUWTIS. Is x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< wife uWu coming, Grumio? -GRUMIO. >_< O, :33 ay, xDD Cuwtis, ^-^ ay; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^w^ fiwe, x3 fiwe; ;;w;; cast on nyo ->_> watew. ->w< CUWTIS. Is ^.^ she UwU so :3 hot :3 a :33 shwew >_< as ^w^ she's >w< wepowted? -GRUMIO. :33 She UwU was, ÚwÚ good xDD Cuwtis, >w< befowe ÚwÚ this frost; >_> but xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st -winter >_> tames ^w^ man, ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and beast; fow >w< it hath tam'd x3 my ;;w;; owd -^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 nyew ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and myself, fewwow Curtis. ->w< CUWTIS. :33 Away, xDD you thwee-inch foow! UwU I ^w^ am nyo beast. -GRUMIO. ^w^ Am UwU I >_> but >w< thwee >_< inches? Why, >w< thy >_> hown >_> is :3 a xDD foot, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ wong -^w^ am UwU I uWu at x3 the weast. OwO But wiwt xDD thou >_< make :3 a ^w^ fiwe, ow UwU shaww UwU I :3 compwain -on uWu thee to UwU ouw ^-^ mistwess, x3 whose :33 hand- ^.^ she ^.^ being nyow uWu at :33 hand- xDD thou -shalt >w< soon feew, to >w< thy UwU cowd comfort, fow ^.^ being slow uWu in >w< thy :3 hot -office? ->w< CUWTIS. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ good Gwumio, tell ;;w;; me >w< how xDD goes x3 the :33 wowwd? -GRUMIO. ^-^ A UwU cowd ^w^ wowwd, xDD Cuwtis, uWu in every ^.^ office >_> but thine; ÚwÚ and ->_< thewefowe >_> fiwe. Do >w< thy >_< duty, ÚwÚ and uWu have >w< thy >_< duty, fow x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and -mistwess OwO awe almost uWu fwozen to death. ->w< CUWTIS. >_> Thewe's fire weady; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, ÚwÚ good Gwumio, x3 the nyews? -GRUMIO. Why, >_> 'Jack ^.^ boy! :3 ho, ÚwÚ boy!' ÚwÚ and >_< as much nyews >_< as xDD thou wilt. ->w< CUWTIS. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe UwU so full of UwU cony-catching! -GRUMIO. Why, OwO thewefowe, x3 fiwe; fow UwU I uWu have caught extweme cowd. -:3 Whewe's x3 the >w< cook? Is OwO suppew :3 weady, x3 the ;;w;; house ^w^ twimm'd, wushes -;;w;; stwew'd, xDD cobwebs swept, x3 the sewving-men uWu in uWu theiw x3 nyew :33 fustian, -uWu theiw ^-^ white stockings, ÚwÚ and every officer :33 his ÚwÚ wedding-gawment ^-^ on? -^w^ Be x3 the ^.^ jacks >w< faiw :33 within, x3 the jills >w< faiw without, x3 the carpets -:33 waid, ÚwÚ and evewything uWu in >_< owdew? ->w< CUWTIS. All weady; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; nyews. -GRUMIO. First ^.^ knyow x3 my UwU howse >_> is tiwed; x3 my >_< mastew ÚwÚ and mistwess fall'n -OwO out. ->w< CUWTIS. ÚwÚ How? -GRUMIO. UwU Out of uWu theiw saddles x3 into x3 the diwt; ÚwÚ and theweby uWu hangs :3 a -^-^ tawe. ->w< CUWTIS. :3 Wet's ^.^ ha't, ÚwÚ good Gwumio. -GRUMIO. uWu Wend ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. ->w< CUWTIS. ;;w;; Hewe. -GRUMIO. xDD Thewe. >_< [Stwiking >w< him] ->w< CUWTIS. This UwU 'tis to x3 feew :3 a :33 tawe, nyot to hear :3 a ^-^ tawe. -GRUMIO. xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU 'tis ^w^ caww'd :3 a ^-^ sensibwe tale; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :33 cuff -UwU was >_> but to :3 knyock uWu at x3 youw caw ÚwÚ and :33 beseech wist'nying. Now UwU I xDD begin: -Impwimis, ^.^ we ^-^ came down :3 a fouw >w< hiww, x3 my >_< mastew riding x3 behind x3 my -:3 mistwess- ->w< CUWTIS. UwU Both of one ^-^ howse? -GRUMIO. x3 What's :3 that to thee? ->w< CUWTIS. Why, :3 a horse. -GRUMIO. Teww xDD thou x3 the ^-^ tawe. OwO But >w< hadst xDD thou nyot cwoss'd uWu me, xDD thou -shouwdst uWu have heard >w< how her UwU howse UwU feww ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 undew her :33 howse; -xDD thou shouwdst uWu have heard uWu in >w< how UwU miwy :3 a pwace, >w< how ^.^ she UwU was -:3 bemoiw'd, >w< how ^.^ he left her with x3 the UwU howse ;;w;; upon hew, >w< how ^.^ he xDD beat ;;w;; me -uWu because her UwU howse ;;w;; stumbwed, >w< how ^.^ she UwU waded ^w^ thwough x3 the OwO diwt to -pluck ^.^ him x3 off uWu me, >w< how ^.^ he ^w^ swowe, >w< how ^.^ she pray'd :3 that >_< nyevew pray'd -x3 befowe, >w< how UwU I cwied, >w< how x3 the :3 howses wan away, >w< how her >_> bwidwe UwU was -burst, >w< how UwU I wost x3 my :33 cwuppew- with UwU many ^.^ things of ÚwÚ wowthy xDD memowy, -which nyow UwU shaww ^-^ die uWu in >_> obwivion, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^-^ wetuwn unexperienc'd to ->w< thy x3 gwave. ->w< CUWTIS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this weck'nying ^.^ he >_> is ^.^ mowe :33 shwew than ^w^ she. -GRUMIO. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO pwoudest of xDD you aww UwU shaww find -when ^.^ he x3 comes >_> home. OwO But >_> what tawk UwU I of :3 this? ;;w;; Caww fowth -uWu Nyathanyiew, uWu Joseph, ^w^ Nyichowas, xDD Phiwip, :3 Wawtew, Sugawsop, ÚwÚ and x3 the -rest; wet uWu theiw heads be sleekly ÚwÚ comb'd, uWu theiw blue coats bwush'd -ÚwÚ and uWu theiw garters of >w< an uWu indiffewent ^-^ knyit; wet them :3 cuwtsy with -uWu theiw left ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and nyot presume to :33 touch :3 a >_< haiw of x3 my >w< mastcw's -howse-taiw >w< tiww ;;w;; they :3 kiss uWu theiw ^w^ hands. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they aww ^-^ weady? ->w< CUWTIS. ^-^ They x3 awe. -GRUMIO. ;;w;; Caww them forth. ->w< CUWTIS. Do xDD you heaw, ho? >_> You ^w^ must :3 meet x3 my ^.^ mastew, to >_< countenyance x3 my -^w^ mistwess. -GRUMIO. Why, ^.^ she hath :3 a OwO face of her own. ->w< CUWTIS. Who xDD knyows nyot ^-^ that? -GRUMIO. Thou, >w< it seems, :3 that ;;w;; cawws fow >_< company to >_< countenyance her. ->w< CUWTIS. UwU I caww them fowth to cwedit her. -GRUMIO. Why, ^.^ she x3 comes to :3 bowwow >_< nyothing of OwO them. - -Entew fouw ow five :33 SEWVINGMEN - -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Welcome ^.^ home, Gwumio! -;;w;; PHIWIP. How now, Gwumio! -;;w;; JOSEPH. What, Gwumio! -NICHOLAS. Fellow Gwumio! -uWu NyATHANyIEW. How now, ;;w;; owd lad! -GRUMIO. Welcome, you!- >w< how now, you!- x3 what, you!- fewwow, you!- ÚwÚ and -OwO thus much fow ^.^ gweeting. >_> Nyow, x3 my uWu spwuce uWu companyions, >_> is aww :3 weady, -ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things ^-^ nyeat? -uWu NyATHANyIEW. All ^.^ things >_> is weady. How nyeaw >_> is UwU ouw ÚwÚ mastew? -GRUMIO. E'en uWu at uWu hand, awighted ^.^ by >_< this; ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe be nyot- -OwO Cock's ^-^ passion, ^-^ siwence! UwU I hear x3 my master. - -Entew xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 KATHEWINyA - ->_< PETWUCHIO. Whewe be these knyaves? What, nyo x3 man uWu at doow -;;w;; To howd x3 my x3 stiwwup nor to OwO take x3 my UwU howse! -Whewe >_> is uWu Nyathanyiew, Gregory, Philip? -^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. Here, UwU hewe, siw; UwU hewe, sir. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Here, sir! UwU hewe, sir! UwU hewe, sir! UwU hewe, sir! ->_> You ^w^ woggew-headed ÚwÚ and :3 unpowish'd OwO gwooms! -What, nyo ÚwÚ attendance? nyo :33 wegawd? nyo xDD duty? -Whewe >_> is x3 the >_< foowish x3 knyave UwU I sent ;;w;; befowe? -GRUMIO. Here, siw; >_< as >_< foowish >_< as UwU I UwU was befowe. ->_< PETWUCHIO. YOU peasant ;;w;; swain! xDD you UwU whoweson malt-horse OwO dwudge! -Did UwU I nyot bid uWu thee :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the ^-^ pawk -xDD And ;;w;; bwing :3 awong these wascaw knyaves with thee? -GRUMIO. ;;w;; Nyathanyiew's uWu coat, ^w^ siw, UwU was nyot fuwwy made, -xDD And ^-^ Gabwiew's UwU pumps :3 wewe aww xDD unpink'd :33 i' x3 th' heel; ->_> Thewe UwU was nyo >_> wink to colour Peter's hat, -xDD And OwO Wawtew's ÚwÚ daggew UwU was nyot come from :33 sheathing; ->_> Thewe :3 wewe >_< nyonye OwO finye >_> but UwU Adam, :3 Wawph, ÚwÚ and Gregory; -uWu The xDD west :3 wewe :3 wagged, :3 owd, ÚwÚ and beggawwy; -Yet, >_< as ;;w;; they awe, OwO hewe OwO awe ;;w;; they come to :3 meet OwO you. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Go, wascaws, OwO go ÚwÚ and :3 fetch x3 my OwO suppew ^.^ in. -Exeunt x3 some of x3 the :33 SEWVINGMEN - -OwO [Sings] Whewe >_> is x3 the >w< wife :3 that wate UwU I ;;w;; wed? -Whewe OwO awe ^w^ those- - -xDD Sit ;;w;; down, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and x3 wewcome. ;;w;; Soud, soud, soud, >_< soud! - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANTS with OwO suppew - -Why, xDD when, UwU I ^.^ say? Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, be x3 mewwy. -:33 Off with x3 my ^-^ boots, xDD you wogues! xDD you >_> viwwains, xDD when? - -OwO [Sings] ^.^ It UwU was x3 the >w< fwiaw of x3 owdews ^w^ gwey, -;;w;; As ^.^ he fowth :33 wawked on :33 his xDD way- - -Out, xDD you UwU wogue! xDD you pluck x3 my :33 foot ^-^ awwy; -^.^ Take :3 that, ÚwÚ and mend x3 the ^-^ pwucking x3 off x3 the :3 othew. -[Strikes >w< him] -^w^ Be >_> mewwy, OwO Kate. ;;w;; Some >_< watew, UwU hewe, x3 what, ho! - -Entew one with UwU watew - -:3 Whewe's x3 my spaniel Troilus? Siwwah, get xDD you hence, -xDD And bid x3 my xDD cousin >w< Fewdinyand come >_< hithew: -uWu Exit ÚwÚ SEWVINGMAN -One, ^.^ Kate, :3 that xDD you ^w^ must :3 kiss ÚwÚ and be >_> acquainted with. -Whewe OwO awe x3 my xDD swippews? Shall UwU I uWu have x3 some ^-^ watew? -^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wash, ÚwÚ and wewcome heawtiwy. ->_> You UwU whoweson :33 viwwain! xDD wiww xDD you wet >w< it :3 faww? [Strikes >w< him] -KATHEWINyA. >w< Patience, UwU I pray uWu you; uWu 'twas :3 a ;;w;; fauwt >_> unwiwwing. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A whoweson, UwU beetwe-headed, fwap-eaw'd uWu knyave! -^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, sit down; UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 stomach. -Will xDD you UwU give thanks, x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, ow >_> ewse UwU shaww >_< I? -x3 What's :3 this? Mutton? -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. uWu Ay. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Who ^.^ bwought :33 it? -^w^ PETEW. ^.^ I. ->_< PETWUCHIO. 'Tis >w< buwnt; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> is aww x3 the ^w^ meat. ->_> What ^.^ dogs OwO awe xDD these? Whewe >_> is x3 the wascaw >w< cook? -How x3 duwst xDD you x3 viwwains ;;w;; bwing >w< it from x3 the ^.^ dwessew -xDD And serve >w< it OwO thus to ;;w;; me :3 that wuv >w< it ^w^ nyot? -There, OwO take >w< it to UwU you, :3 twenchews, cups, ÚwÚ and aww; -[Throws x3 the meat, ^-^ etc., uWu at ÚwÚ them] ->_> You heedwess joltheads ÚwÚ and ^w^ unmannyew'd OwO swaves! -What, UwU do xDD you gwumbwe? I'll be with xDD you stwaight. -Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS -KATHEWINyA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^.^ husband, be nyot UwU so >w< disquiet; -uWu The :3 meat UwU was weww, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe UwU so ÚwÚ contented. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ Kate, uWu 'twas burnt ÚwÚ and dwied away, -xDD And UwU I >w< expwesswy ^w^ am UwU fowbid to :33 touch uWu it; -For >w< it :33 engendews ^w^ chowew, planteth >_> angew; -xDD And xDD bettew >w< 'twewe :3 that both of >_> us uWu did OwO fast, -ÚwÚ Since, of ;;w;; ouwsewves, ouwsewves OwO awe xDD chowewic, -Than >w< feed >w< it with xDD such >w< uvw-woasted ÚwÚ fwesh. -^w^ Be UwU patient; to-mowwow 't UwU shaww be >_> mended. -xDD And fow ÚwÚ this >w< nyight we'll ÚwÚ fast fow UwU company. -^.^ Come, UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to >w< thy bwidaw ^.^ chambew. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANTS uWu sevewawwy - -uWu NyATHANyIEW. Petew, :33 didst OwO evew >_> see x3 the ^.^ wike? -^w^ PETEW. >w< He :33 kiwws her uWu in her UwU own humouw. - -^.^ We-entew xDD CUWTIS - -GRUMIO. Whewe >_> is uWu he? ->w< CUWTIS. ^w^ In her ^.^ chambew. ^.^ Making :3 a sewmon of continyency to hew, -xDD And ;;w;; waiws, ÚwÚ and sweaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wates, :3 that uWu she, poor x3 souw, -xDD Knyows nyot which uWu way to x3 stand, to look, to >_< speak. -xDD And >_> sits >_< as one x3 nyew ^.^ wisen from :3 a UwU dweam. -:33 Away, away! fow ^.^ he >_> is xDD coming hithew. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew xDD PETWUCHIO - ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I UwU powiticwy ÚwÚ begun x3 my reign, -xDD And UwU 'tis x3 my UwU hope to >w< end successfuwwy. -OwO My fawcon nyow >_> is ^-^ shawp ÚwÚ and passing >_< empty. -xDD And >w< tiww ^.^ she >_< stoop ^.^ she ^w^ must nyot be full-gorg'd, -For xDD then ^.^ she >_< nyevew :33 wooks ;;w;; upon her wuwe. -ÚwÚ Anyothew uWu way UwU I uWu have to x3 man x3 my haggawd, -;;w;; To >_< make her come, ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her keepew's >_> caww, -:33 That ;;w;; is, to ;;w;; watch hew, >_< as ^.^ we ;;w;; watch these :33 kites -:33 That uWu bate ÚwÚ and beat, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot be xDD obedient. -:33 She eat nyo :3 meat uWu to-day, nor >_< nyonye UwU shaww ;;w;; eat; -UwU Wast >w< nyight ^.^ she slept >_> nyot, nor ^.^ to-nyight ^.^ she UwU shaww x3 nyot; -;;w;; As with x3 the meat, x3 some ^.^ undesewved ;;w;; fauwt -I'll find about x3 the x3 making of x3 the bed; -xDD And OwO hewe I'll fwing x3 the ;;w;; piwwow, there x3 the xDD bowstew, -This uWu way x3 the coverlet, anyothew uWu way x3 the ^.^ sheets; -Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu amid ÚwÚ this huwwy UwU I intend -:33 That aww >_> is donye uWu in reverend :3 cawe of xDD hew- -^.^ And, uWu in conclusion, ^.^ she UwU shaww ;;w;; watch aww ^w^ nyight; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ she chance to nod I'll waiw ÚwÚ and uWu bwaww -xDD And with x3 the ^-^ cwamouw >_< keep her still ^w^ awake. -This >_> is :3 a uWu way to OwO kiww :3 a >w< wife with kindnyess, -xDD And OwO thus I'll ^.^ cuwb her ^-^ mad ÚwÚ and headstrong humouw. ->w< He :3 that xDD knyows xDD bettew >w< how to >w< tame :3 a shrew, -Now wet ^.^ him speak; UwU 'tis xDD chawity to show. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew xDD TWANyIO >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ HOWTENSIO >_< as WICIO - -^-^ TWANyIO. Is 't ÚwÚ possibwe, :33 fwiend >_< Wicio, :3 that Mistress Bianca -^-^ Doth ^w^ fancy xDD any othew >_> but uWu Wucentio? -UwU I tell UwU you, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she bears ;;w;; me >w< faiw uWu in >w< hand. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU Siw, to satisfy xDD you uWu in >_> what UwU I uWu have said, -;;w;; Stand ^.^ by ÚwÚ and mark x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 his >_> teaching. -^w^ [They stand aside] - -Entew ^w^ BIANCA, ÚwÚ and >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO - -:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Nyow, ^-^ mistwess, pwofit xDD you uWu in >_> what xDD you >_< wead? -xDD BIANCA. What, ^.^ mastew, ^w^ wead UwU you, First wesowve ;;w;; me x3 that. -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I ^w^ wead :3 that UwU I ^-^ pwofess, 'The Awt to >_< Wuv.' -xDD BIANCA. xDD And OwO may xDD you prove, ^w^ siw, >_< mastew of x3 youw art! -:3 WUCENTIO. While UwU you, x3 sweet deaw, ^-^ pwuv mistwess of x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -^w^ [They >_> wetiwe] -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ;;w;; Quick >w< pwoceedews, >w< mawwy! Now tell uWu me, UwU I pray, ->_> You :3 that x3 duwst >_< sweaw :3 that x3 youw Mistress Blanca -UwU Wov'd >_< nyonye uWu in x3 the wowwd UwU so weww >_< as xDD Wucentio. -^-^ TWANyIO. x3 O xDD despitefuw love! ÚwÚ unconstant xDD womankind! -UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, >_< Wicio, ÚwÚ this >_> is wondewfuw. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Mistake nyo mowe; UwU I ^w^ am nyot Licio. -x3 Nyow :3 a :33 musician >_< as UwU I xDD seem to be; -OwO But one :3 that ^w^ scown to ^w^ wive uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD disguise -For xDD such :3 a one >_< as >w< weaves :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman -xDD And x3 makes :3 a god of xDD such :3 a cuwwion. -Knyow, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ caww'd >w< Howtensio. -^-^ TWANyIO. :33 Signyiow xDD Howtensio, UwU I uWu have often heard -Of x3 youw xDD entiwe :3 affection to Bianca; -xDD And xDD since >_< minye eyes OwO awe >_> witnyess of her wightnyess, -UwU I xDD wiww with UwU you, >_> if xDD you be UwU so :3 contented, -Forswear Bianca ÚwÚ and her wuv fow ever. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 See, >w< how ;;w;; they :3 kiss ÚwÚ and court! :33 Signyiow ;;w;; Wucentio, -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I x3 fiwmwy vow -xDD Nyevew to ^.^ woo her >_> mowe, >_> but UwU do >w< fowsweaw hew, -;;w;; As one >_< unwowthy aww x3 the xDD fowmew ;;w;; favouws -:33 That UwU I uWu have fondwy flatter'd her uWu withaw. -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And OwO hewe UwU I OwO take x3 the ^.^ wike xDD unfeignyed ;;w;; oath, -xDD Nyevew to marry with her ^w^ though ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< entweat; ->w< Fie on >_> hew! xDD See >w< how OwO beastwy ^.^ she xDD doth court x3 him! -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Wouwd aww x3 the wowwd >_> but ^.^ he xDD had quite forsworn! -For uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may x3 suwewy >_< keep >_< minye ;;w;; oath, -UwU I xDD wiww be mawwied to :3 a >_> weawtwwy ^.^ widow -Ere >w< thwee OwO days pass, which hath >_< as ^-^ wong :3 wov'd ;;w;; me -;;w;; As UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud uWu disdainfuw x3 haggawd. -xDD And UwU so farewell, :33 Signyiow xDD Wucentio. -Kindnyess uWu in UwU women, nyot uWu theiw beauteous looks, -Shall x3 win x3 my love; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, -^w^ In uWu wesowution >_< as UwU I >w< swowe befowe. uWu Exit -^-^ TWANyIO. Mistress ^-^ Bianca, ;;w;; bwess xDD you with xDD such xDD gwace -;;w;; As uWu 'wongeth to :3 a lover's blessed ^w^ case! -Nyay, UwU I uWu have >_> ta'en xDD you ^-^ nyapping, ^-^ gentwe xDD wuv, -xDD And uWu have ;;w;; fowswown xDD you with >w< Howtensio. -xDD BIANCA. >w< Twanyio, xDD you >_> jest; >_> but uWu have xDD you both ;;w;; fowswown me? -^-^ TWANyIO. Mistwess, ^.^ we :3 have. -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU Then ^.^ we OwO awe x3 wid of Licio. -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD I' ^w^ faith, he'ww uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ wusty ^.^ widow now, -:33 That UwU shaww be woo'd ÚwÚ and >w< wedded uWu in :3 a x3 day. -xDD BIANCA. ^w^ God UwU give ^.^ him >_< joy! -^-^ TWANyIO. Ay, ÚwÚ and he'ww >w< tame her. -xDD BIANCA. >w< He ;;w;; says >_> so, >_< Twanyio. -^-^ TWANyIO. Faith, ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye >w< unto x3 the taming-school. -xDD BIANCA. uWu The taming-school! What, >_> is there xDD such :3 a :3 pwace? -^-^ TWANyIO. Ay, mistress; ÚwÚ and Petwuchio >_> is x3 the ^.^ mastew, -:33 That uWu teacheth tricks eleven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty long, -;;w;; To >w< tame :3 a :33 shwew ÚwÚ and >_> chawm her chattewing :33 tongue. - -Entew BIONDEWWO - -BIONDELLO. x3 O ^.^ mastew, ^.^ mastew, uWu have UwU watch'd UwU so ^-^ wong -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am dog-weawy; >_> but uWu at >w< wast UwU I ÚwÚ spied -^-^ An UwU ancient ÚwÚ angew xDD coming down x3 the hill -Will serve x3 the x3 tuwn. -^-^ TWANyIO. >_> What >_> is xDD he, x3 Biondewwo? -BIONDELLO. ^-^ Mastew, :3 a mercatante ow :3 a pedant, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; >_> but formal uWu in ^w^ appawew, -^w^ In :33 gait ÚwÚ and >_< countenyance x3 suwewy ^.^ wike :3 a :33 fathew. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And >_> what of :3 him, x3 Twanyio? -^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be credulous ÚwÚ and :33 twust x3 my :33 tawe, -I'll >_< make ^.^ him uWu gwad to xDD seem Vincentio, -xDD And UwU give assurance to Baptista >_< Minyowa -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 the >w< wight ^.^ Vincentio. -^.^ Take uWu in x3 youw xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and xDD then wet ;;w;; me >_< awonye. -Exeunt >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA - -Entew :3 a OwO PEDANT - -PEDANT. ^w^ God :3 save UwU you, sir! -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD And UwU you, siw; xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. -UwU Twavew xDD you uWu faw ;;w;; on, ow OwO awe xDD you uWu at x3 the farthest? -PEDANT. UwU Siw, uWu at x3 the ^-^ fawthest fow :3 a >_< week ow ^.^ two; -OwO But xDD then x3 up fawthew, ÚwÚ and >_< as uWu faw >_< as Rome; -xDD And UwU so to :33 Twipowi, >_> if ^w^ God xDD wend ;;w;; me life. -^-^ TWANyIO. >_> What countwyman, UwU I pway? -PEDANT. Of Mantua. -^-^ TWANyIO. Of uWu Mantua, UwU siw? OwO Mawwy, ^w^ God OwO fowbid, -xDD And come to xDD Padua, xDD cawewess of x3 youw wife! -PEDANT. OwO My :3 wife, sir! How, UwU I pway? For :3 that xDD goes hard. -^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis :33 death fow xDD any one uWu in >_< Mantua -;;w;; To come to ^w^ Padua. xDD Knyow xDD you nyot x3 the ^w^ cause? -uWu Youw ÚwÚ ships OwO awe OwO stay'd uWu at Venice; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -For >_> pwivate ^-^ quawwew 'twixt x3 youw >w< Duke ÚwÚ and :3 him, ->_< Hath pubwish'd ÚwÚ and proclaim'd >w< it openwy. -'Tis mawvew- >_> but :3 that xDD you OwO awe >_> but x3 nyewwy come, ->_> You ^w^ might uWu have heard >w< it >_> ewse proclaim'd ^-^ about. -PEDANT. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, >w< it >_> is xDD wowse fow ;;w;; me than so! -For UwU I uWu have bills fow monyey ^.^ by :3 exchange -Fwom >_< Fwowence, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must OwO hewe ÚwÚ dewivew OwO them. -^-^ TWANyIO. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, to UwU do xDD you couwtesy, -This xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; advise :3 you- -^.^ Fiwst, tell uWu me, uWu have xDD you OwO evew :33 been uWu at Pisa? -PEDANT. Ay, ^w^ siw, uWu in Pisa uWu have UwU I often ^-^ been, -Pisa uWu wenyownyed fow :3 gwave >w< citizens. -^-^ TWANyIO. >_> Among them ^.^ knyow xDD you one >w< Vincentio? -PEDANT. UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him >_> nyot, >_> but UwU I uWu have heard of :3 him, -^-^ A merchant of incomparable ;;w;; weawth. -^-^ TWANyIO. >w< He >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, siw; x3 and, >w< sooth to say, -^w^ In :33 count'nyance >_< somewhat xDD doth wesembwe OwO you. -BIONDELLO. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; As much >_< as >w< an apple xDD doth >w< an ^.^ oystew, ÚwÚ and aww -onye. -^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; To :3 save x3 youw >w< wife uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO extwemity, -This ^.^ favouw xDD wiww UwU I UwU do xDD you fow :33 his >_< sake; -xDD And think >w< it nyot x3 the worst of aww x3 youw fowtunyes -:33 That xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to Sir ^.^ Vincentio. -ÚwÚ His xDD nyame ÚwÚ and cwedit UwU shaww xDD you undertake, -xDD And uWu in x3 my ;;w;; house xDD you UwU shaww be xDD fwiendwy lodg'd; -Wook :3 that xDD you OwO take ;;w;; upon xDD you >_< as xDD you OwO shouwd. ->_> You understand uWu me, sir. ^w^ So UwU shaww xDD you xDD stay -Tiww xDD you uWu have donye x3 youw business uWu in x3 the >_> city. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ÚwÚ couwt'sy, ^w^ siw, xDD accept of :3 it. -PEDANT. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU I do; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^-^ wepute xDD you OwO evew -uWu The patron of x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and OwO wibewty. -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Then OwO go with ;;w;; me to >_< make x3 the ;;w;; mattew UwU good. ->w< This, ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, UwU I wet xDD you undewstand: -OwO My >w< fathew >_> is OwO hewe >_> wook'd fow every day -;;w;; To pass assurance of :3 a ÚwÚ dow'w uWu in ^.^ mawwiage -UwU 'Twixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and one ^-^ Baptista's daughter hewe. -^w^ In aww these >_> ciwcumstances I'll instwuct OwO you. -Go with ;;w;; me to UwU cwothe xDD you >_< as x3 becomes OwO you. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -UwU PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew :3 KATHEWINyA ÚwÚ and GRUMIO - -GRUMIO. :3 Nyo, no, forsooth; UwU I dawe nyot fow x3 my life. -KATHEWINyA. uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 my wwong, x3 the ^.^ mowe :33 his x3 spite :3 appeaws. -What, uWu did ^.^ he marry ;;w;; me to :33 famish me? -:33 Beggaws :3 that come >w< unto x3 my father's doow ->_> Upon entreaty uWu have :3 a xDD pwesent ^.^ awms; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, >_> ewsewhewe ;;w;; they :3 meet with charity; -OwO But I, who >_< nyevew UwU knyew >w< how to entreat, -x3 Nyow >_< nyevew nyeeded :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd entreat, -^w^ Am ^-^ stawv'd fow meat, ^-^ giddy fow ^.^ wack of ^w^ sweep; -With >w< oaths :33 kept :3 waking, ÚwÚ and with brawling :3 fed; -xDD And :3 that which spites ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than aww these x3 wants- ->w< He does >w< it :33 undew xDD nyame of :3 pewfect love; -;;w;; As who >_> shouwd say, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd :33 sweep ow uWu eat, -uWu 'Twewe deadwy sicknyess ow >_> ewse xDD pwesent death. -UwU I :33 pwithee OwO go ÚwÚ and get ;;w;; me x3 some repast; -UwU I :3 cawe nyot x3 what, UwU so >w< it be whowesome x3 food. -GRUMIO. >_> What >_> say xDD you to :3 a nyeat's foot? -KATHEWINyA. 'Tis passing good; UwU I :33 pwithee wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 it. -GRUMIO. UwU I feaw >w< it >_> is ^w^ too :3 chowewic :3 a ^w^ meat. -How >_> say xDD you to :3 a :33 fat tripe UwU finyewy bwoiw'd? -KATHEWINyA. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< it well; ÚwÚ good Gwumio, :3 fetch >w< it x3 me. -GRUMIO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell; UwU I feaw UwU 'tis choleric. ->_> What >_> say xDD you to :3 a ^.^ piece of ^w^ beef ÚwÚ and OwO mustawd? -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A ^w^ dish :3 that UwU I UwU do wuv to >w< feed ^w^ upon. -GRUMIO. Ay, >_> but x3 the mustawd >_> is ^w^ too :3 hot :3 a ^.^ wittwe. -KATHEWINyA. Why xDD then x3 the beef, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the mustawd rest. -GRUMIO. Nyay, xDD then UwU I xDD wiww x3 nyot; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have x3 the mustard, -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you get nyo ^w^ beef of Gwumio. -KATHEWINyA. UwU Then xDD both, ow one, ow ;;w;; anything xDD thou wilt. -GRUMIO. Why xDD then x3 the mustawd ^-^ without x3 the >_> beef. -KATHEWINyA. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee >w< gonye, xDD thou UwU fawse ^-^ dewuding :33 swave, -:33 [Beats >w< him] -:33 That ÚwÚ feed'st ;;w;; me with x3 the xDD vewy xDD nyame of ^w^ meat. -OwO Sowwow on uWu thee ÚwÚ and aww x3 the OwO pack of xDD you -:33 That twiumph OwO thus ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ misewy! -^w^ Go, get uWu thee >w< gonye, UwU I :3 say. - -Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ HOWTENSIO with :3 meat - ->_< PETWUCHIO. How fawes x3 my Kate? What, sweeting, aww >_> amowt? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Mistwess, >_> what ^.^ cheew? -KATHEWINyA. Faith, >_< as UwU cowd >_< as ^.^ can >w< be. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Pluck x3 up >w< thy ^.^ spiwits, wook cheerfully ;;w;; upon x3 me. -Here, xDD wuv, xDD thou seest >w< how ^w^ diwigent UwU I am, -;;w;; To :3 dwess >w< thy :3 meat myself, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing >w< it thee. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ this OwO kindnyess xDD mewits :33 thanks. -What, nyot :3 a word? Nyay, xDD then xDD thou >_> wov'st >w< it >_> nyot, -xDD And aww x3 my ^w^ pains >_> is >_> sowted to nyo :33 pwoof. -Here, OwO take OwO away ÚwÚ this dish. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I pray UwU you, wet >w< it ^.^ stand. ->_< PETWUCHIO. uWu The poowest OwO sewvice >_> is wepaid with ^w^ thanks; -xDD And UwU so UwU shaww >_> minye, >w< befowe xDD you :33 touch x3 the ^w^ meat. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 Signyiow >_< Petwuchio, fie! xDD you OwO awe to blame. -^.^ Come, Mistress ^.^ Kate, I'll UwU beaw xDD you UwU company. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 [Aside] :33 Eat >w< it x3 up all, xDD Howtensio, >_> if xDD thou wuvst OwO me.- -Much ÚwÚ good UwU do >w< it >w< unto >w< thy ^-^ gentwe :33 heawt! -^.^ Kate, eat :33 apace. xDD And now, x3 my honey xDD wuv, -Will ^.^ we ^-^ wetuwn >w< unto >w< thy father's ;;w;; house -xDD And ^w^ wevew >w< it >_< as bravely >_< as x3 the ^w^ best, -With siwken coats ÚwÚ and caps, ÚwÚ and golden wings, -With ^w^ wuffs ÚwÚ and :3 cuffs ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawthingawes ÚwÚ and :3 things, -With ^.^ scawfs ÚwÚ and :3 fans ÚwÚ and :3 doubwe change of >_> bwav'wy. -With amber :33 bwacewets, x3 beads, ÚwÚ and aww ÚwÚ this knav'ry. -What, x3 hast xDD thou xDD din'd? uWu The ^w^ taiwow uWu stays >w< thy >_> weisuwe, -;;w;; To deck >w< thy >w< body with :33 his ruffling treasure. - -Entew >_< TAIWOW - -^.^ Come, :33 taiwow, wet >_> us >_> see these ornaments; -Way fowth x3 the xDD gown. - -Entew >w< HABEWDASHEW - ->_> What nyews with UwU you, UwU siw? -:3 HABEWDASHEW. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the cap x3 youw :33 wowship uWu did ^w^ bespeak. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, ÚwÚ this UwU was moulded on :3 a powwingew; -^-^ A vewvet dish. OwO Fie, fie! UwU 'tis x3 wewd ÚwÚ and xDD fiwthy; -Why, UwU 'tis :3 a :33 cockwe ow :3 a wawnyut-sheww, -^-^ A knack, :3 a ^-^ toy, :3 a OwO twick, :3 a baby's cap. -UwU Away with :3 it. ^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a biggew. -KATHEWINyA. I'll uWu have nyo OwO biggew; ÚwÚ this xDD doth ;;w;; fit x3 the time, -xDD And gentlewomen ^-^ weaw xDD such caps >_< as :3 these. ->_< PETWUCHIO. x3 When xDD you OwO awe gentwe, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have one :3 too, -xDD And nyot >w< tiww UwU then. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 [Aside] :33 That xDD wiww nyot be uWu in ^.^ haste. -KATHEWINyA. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 twust UwU I OwO may uWu have OwO weave to speak; -xDD And speak UwU I :33 wiww. UwU I ^w^ am nyo child, nyo OwO babe. -uWu Youw ^-^ bettews uWu have :33 enduw'd ;;w;; me >_> say x3 my UwU mind, -xDD And >_> if xDD you cannot, best xDD you ÚwÚ stop x3 youw ears. -OwO My >_> tongue xDD wiww tell x3 the ÚwÚ angew of x3 my uWu heawt, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 my uWu heawt, concealing :33 it, xDD wiww break; -xDD And rather than >w< it UwU shaww, UwU I xDD wiww be fwee -Even to x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, >_< as UwU I please, uWu in ÚwÚ wowds. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, xDD thou say'st true; >w< it >_> is :3 a paltry xDD cap, -^-^ A x3 custawd-coffin, :3 a :33 baubwe, :3 a siwken OwO pie; -UwU I wuv uWu thee weww uWu in :3 that xDD thou :33 wik'st >w< it not. -KATHEWINyA. Wuv ;;w;; me ow wuv ;;w;; me >_> nyot, UwU I ^.^ wike x3 the ^.^ cap; -xDD And >w< it UwU I xDD wiww have, ow UwU I xDD wiww uWu have none. uWu Exit >w< HABEWDASHEW ->_< PETWUCHIO. x3 Thy >_> gown? Why, ^w^ ay. ^.^ Come, :33 taiwow, wet >_> us ;;w;; see't. -x3 O mercy, uWu God! >_> what masquing ^w^ stuff >_> is hewe? -x3 What's :3 this? ^-^ A sleeve? 'Tis ^.^ wike :3 a uWu demi-cannyon. -What, x3 up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down, carv'd ^.^ wike >w< an >w< appwetawt? ->_> Hewe's snip ÚwÚ and nip ÚwÚ and :3 cut ÚwÚ and uWu swish ÚwÚ and swash, -Wike to :3 a censer uWu in :3 a bawbew's uWu shop. -Why, >_> what :3 a >_> deviw's :33 nyame, :33 taiwow, caww'st xDD thou :3 this? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :3 [Aside] UwU I >_> see ^w^ she's ^.^ wike to uWu have :3 nyeithew cap nor xDD gown. -uWu TAIWOW. >_> You bid ;;w;; me >_< make >w< it ^w^ owdewwy ÚwÚ and weww, -x3 Accowding to x3 the fashion ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu time. ->_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ did; >_> but >_> if xDD you be rememb'red, -UwU I uWu did nyot bid xDD you >_> maw >w< it to x3 the uWu time. -^w^ Go, hop ;;w;; me uvw every kennel ^.^ home, -For xDD you UwU shaww hop ^-^ without x3 my ^-^ custom, sir. -I'll >_< nyonye of uWu it; UwU hence! >_< make x3 youw best of :3 it. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a xDD bettew uWu fashion'd x3 gown, -uWu Mowe quaint, ^.^ mowe pleasing, nor ^.^ mowe commendable; -ÚwÚ Bewike xDD you >_> mean to >_< make :3 a OwO puppet of x3 me. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, true; ^.^ he means to >_< make :3 a OwO puppet of thee. -uWu TAIWOW. :33 She ;;w;; says x3 youw :33 wowship means to >_< make :3 a OwO puppet of her. ->_< PETWUCHIO. x3 O monstwous ;;w;; awwogance! ^.^ Thou liest, xDD thou ^w^ thwead, xDD thou ->_< thimbwe, -^.^ Thou yawd, ^-^ thwee-quawtews, half-yard, ^-^ quawtew, xDD nyaiw, -^.^ Thou >_< fwea, xDD thou ^w^ nyit, xDD thou :3 wintew-cwicket ^w^ thou- -Brav'd uWu in >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; house with :3 a >w< skein of ÚwÚ thwead! -:33 Away, xDD thou rag, xDD thou :33 quantity, xDD thou remnant; -:33 Ow UwU I UwU shaww UwU so >_< bemete uWu thee with >w< thy ^.^ yawd -;;w;; As xDD thou shalt think on ;;w;; pwating whiwst xDD thou :33 wiv'st! -UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, I, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast marr'd her xDD gown. -uWu TAIWOW. uWu Youw :33 wowship >_> is :3 deceiv'd; x3 the ÚwÚ gown >_> is UwU made -;;w;; Just >_< as x3 my >_< mastew xDD had diwection. -Gwumio uWu gave order >w< how >w< it >_> shouwd be ^-^ donye. -GRUMIO. UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him nyo ;;w;; owdew; UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him x3 the ;;w;; stuff. -uWu TAIWOW. OwO But >w< how uWu did xDD you ^.^ desiwe >w< it >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ made? -GRUMIO. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, with nyeedwe ÚwÚ and OwO thwead. -uWu TAIWOW. OwO But uWu did xDD you nyot request to uWu have >w< it cut? -GRUMIO. ^.^ Thou x3 hast fac'd UwU many xDD things. -uWu TAIWOW. UwU I :3 have. -GRUMIO. Face nyot x3 me. ^.^ Thou x3 hast bwav'd UwU many ÚwÚ men; >_< bwave nyot x3 me. UwU I -xDD wiww :3 nyeithew be fac'd nor :3 bwav'd. UwU I >_> say >w< unto ÚwÚ thee, UwU I bid >w< thy ->_< mastew :3 cut x3 out x3 the x3 gown; >_> but UwU I uWu did nyot bid ^.^ him :3 cut >w< it to x3 pieces. -^.^ Ewgo, xDD thou liest. -uWu TAIWOW. Why, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ nyote of x3 the fashion to :3 testify. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Wead :3 it. -GRUMIO. uWu The ^-^ nyote wies in's throat, >_> if ^.^ he >_> say UwU I uWu said :3 so. -uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] uWu 'Impwimis, :3 a OwO woose-bodied x3 gown'- -GRUMIO. ^-^ Mastew, >_> if OwO evew UwU I uWu said OwO woose-bodied x3 gown, uWu sew ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the -skiwts of >w< it ÚwÚ and xDD beat ;;w;; me to :33 death with :3 a :3 bottom of >_> bwown bwead; UwU I -uWu said :3 a xDD gown. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Pwoceed. -uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] :33 'With :3 a UwU smaww ^.^ compass'd UwU cape'- -GRUMIO. UwU I x3 confess x3 the ^-^ cape. -uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] :33 'With :3 a UwU twunk sweeve'- -GRUMIO. UwU I x3 confess >w< two >_> sweeves. -uWu TAIWOW. [Weads] 'The sweeves OwO cuwiouswy cut.' ->_< PETWUCHIO. Ay, there's x3 the x3 viwwainy. -GRUMIO. ^-^ Ewwow :33 i' x3 th' bill, siw; ewwow :33 i' x3 th' >_< biww! UwU I :3 commanded x3 the -sweeves >_> shouwd be :3 cut ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and >_< sew'd x3 up again; ÚwÚ and :3 that I'll -^-^ pwuv ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ though >w< thy xDD wittwe finger be :3 awmed uWu in :3 a uWu thimbwe. -uWu TAIWOW. This >_> is true :3 that UwU I say; >w< an UwU I xDD had uWu thee uWu in :33 pwace where, xDD thou -shouwdst ^.^ knyow :3 it. -GRUMIO. UwU I ^w^ am fow uWu thee >_< stwaight; OwO take xDD thou x3 the bill, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy -uWu meteyawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe nyot x3 me. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD God-a-mewcy, Gwumio! UwU Then ^.^ he UwU shaww uWu have nyo odds. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, uWu in ^-^ bwief, x3 the ÚwÚ gown >_> is nyot fow x3 me. -GRUMIO. >_> You OwO awe :33 i' x3 th' wight, siw; UwU 'tis fow x3 my ^w^ mistwess. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Go, OwO take >w< it x3 up >w< unto >w< thy xDD mastew's ÚwÚ use. -GRUMIO. uWu Viwwain, nyot fow >w< thy wife! ^.^ Take x3 up x3 my >_< mistwess' ÚwÚ gown fow ->w< thy xDD mastew's ÚwÚ use! ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU what's x3 youw conceit uWu in ^-^ that? -GRUMIO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, x3 the conceit >_> is deeper than xDD you think ;;w;; fow. -^.^ Take x3 up x3 my >_< mistwess' ÚwÚ gown to :33 his xDD mastew's ÚwÚ use! -x3 O >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 [Aside] xDD Howtensio, >_> say xDD thou wiwt >_> see x3 the ^w^ taiwow paid.- -Go OwO take >w< it OwO hence; be >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and >_> say nyo more. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Tailor, I'll x3 pay uWu thee fow >w< thy ÚwÚ gown to-morrow; -^.^ Take nyo unkindnyess of :33 his >_> hasty ÚwÚ wowds. -:33 Away, UwU I say; ÚwÚ commend ;;w;; me to >w< thy master. uWu Exit >_< TAIWOW ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, come, x3 my ;;w;; Kate; ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< unto x3 youw father's -Even uWu in these xDD honyest >_> mean OwO habiwiments; -Our purses UwU shaww be :3 pwoud, UwU ouw xDD gawments poor; -For UwU 'tis x3 the ^-^ mind :3 that x3 makes x3 the >w< body wich; -xDD And >_< as x3 the sun >_< bweaks ^w^ thwough x3 the ^-^ dawkest >_> cwouds, -^w^ So honour peeweth uWu in x3 the meanyest UwU habit. -What, >_> is x3 the UwU jay ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious than x3 the lark ->_< Because :33 his feathers OwO awe ^.^ mowe ;;w;; beautifuw? -:33 Ow >_> is x3 the >_> addew xDD bettew than x3 the eel ->_< Because :33 his painted uWu skin contents x3 the ÚwÚ eye? -x3 O no, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Kate; :3 nyeithew awt xDD thou x3 the xDD wowse -For ÚwÚ this poor xDD fuwnyituwe ÚwÚ and >_> mean uWu awway. -;;w;; If xDD thou OwO account'st >w< it UwU shame, uWu way >w< it on OwO me; -xDD And >_< thewefowe ÚwÚ fwowic; ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< hence ÚwÚ fowthwith -;;w;; To >_> feast ÚwÚ and spowt >_> us uWu at >w< thy father's ÚwÚ house. -Go caww x3 my men, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us ^w^ stwaight to him; -xDD And ;;w;; bwing UwU ouw :3 howses >w< unto >_> Wong-wanye ^w^ end; ->_> Thewe xDD wiww ^.^ we :3 mount, ÚwÚ and uWu thithew UwU wawk on ^-^ foot. -:3 Wet's see; UwU I think UwU 'tis nyow x3 some ÚwÚ seven o'clock, -xDD And weww ^.^ we OwO may come there ^.^ by dinner-time. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I dawe :33 assuwe UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis almost >_> two, -xDD And 'twill be supper-time ere xDD you come :33 thewe. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ It UwU shaww be ÚwÚ seven ere UwU I OwO go to horse. -Wook >_> what UwU I :3 speak, ow UwU do, ow think to UwU do, ->_> You OwO awe still :33 cwossing :3 it. uWu Siws, wet 't ^.^ awonye; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go to-day; ÚwÚ and ere UwU I UwU do, -^.^ It UwU shaww be >_> what UwU o'cwock UwU I >_> say >w< it >w< is. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Why, UwU so ÚwÚ this OwO gawwant xDD wiww ÚwÚ command x3 the OwO sun. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe >_> BAPTISTA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew xDD TWANyIO >_< as OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO PEDANT OwO dwessed ^.^ wike VINCENTIO - -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ^.^ house; uWu pwease >w< it xDD you :3 that UwU I caww? -PEDANT. Ay, >_> what else? ^.^ And, >_> but UwU I be :33 deceived, -:33 Signyiow Baptista OwO may remember ;;w;; me -Near ÚwÚ twenty years ^w^ ago uWu in Genyoa, -Whewe ^.^ we :3 wewe wodgews uWu at x3 the :3 Pegasus. -^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis well; ÚwÚ and howd x3 youw OwO own, uWu in xDD any case, -With xDD such austerity >_< as :33 wongeth to :3 a :33 fathew. - -Entew BIONDEWWO - -PEDANT. UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. But, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 youw ^.^ boy; -uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good ^.^ he :3 wewe schoow'd. -^-^ TWANyIO. Fear xDD you nyot ^.^ him. ^w^ Siwwah Biondello, -Now UwU do x3 youw >_> duty ^-^ thwoughwy, UwU I ;;w;; advise OwO you. -Imagine >w< 'twewe x3 the >w< wight ^.^ Vincentio. -BIONDELLO. Tut, feaw nyot x3 me. -^-^ TWANyIO. OwO But x3 hast xDD thou donye >w< thy x3 ewwand to :33 Baptista? -BIONDELLO. UwU I told ^.^ him :3 that x3 youw >w< fathew UwU was uWu at >_> Venyice, -xDD And :3 that xDD you >_> wook'd fow ^.^ him ÚwÚ this day uWu in ^w^ Padua. -^-^ TWANyIO. Th'art :3 a ;;w;; taww fellow; howd uWu thee :3 that to ^-^ dwink. -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 Baptista. Set x3 youw ^-^ countenyance, sir. - -Entew UwU BAPTISTA, ÚwÚ and >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO - -:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, xDD you OwO awe happily ÚwÚ met. -:33 [To ;;w;; To x3 the ^-^ PEDANT] UwU Siw, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman UwU I told xDD you OwO of; -UwU I pray xDD you stand ÚwÚ good >w< fathew to ;;w;; me >_< nyow; -Give ;;w;; me Bianca fow x3 my patrimony. -PEDANT. ^-^ Soft, ^w^ son! -UwU Siw, ^.^ by x3 youw leave: xDD having come to >_> Padua -;;w;; To gathew uWu in x3 some debts, x3 my >_< son ^-^ Wucentio -Made ;;w;; me >_> acquainted with :3 a ^.^ weighty cause -Of wuv ^-^ between x3 youw daughter ÚwÚ and :33 himsewf; -^.^ And- fow x3 the ÚwÚ good wepowt UwU I hear of UwU you, -xDD And fow x3 the wuv ^.^ he >_> beaweth to x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, -xDD And ^.^ she to uWu him- to xDD stay ^.^ him nyot ^w^ too long, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU content, uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ good father's care, -;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him xDD match'd; x3 and, >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to ^.^ wike -No xDD wowse than I, ;;w;; upon x3 some >_> agweement -x3 Me UwU shaww xDD you find ready ÚwÚ and ^.^ wiwwing -With one >_< consent to uWu have her UwU so OwO bestow'd; -For curious UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be with UwU you, -:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, of ÚwÚ whom UwU I hear UwU so well. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU Siw, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me uWu in >_> what UwU I uWu have to :3 say. -uWu Youw >_< pwainnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu showtnyess uWu pwease ;;w;; me well. -x3 Wight true >w< it >_> is x3 youw >_< son ^-^ Wucentio OwO hewe -^-^ Doth wuv x3 my ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she wuvth :3 him, -:33 Ow both dissembwe deepwy uWu theiw ÚwÚ affections; -xDD And OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD you >_> say nyo ^.^ mowe than uWu this, -:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a >w< fathew xDD you xDD wiww deal with :3 him, -xDD And pass x3 my daughter :3 a sufficient dowew, -uWu The >_< match >_> is made, ÚwÚ and aww >_> is xDD donye- -uWu Youw >_< son UwU shaww uWu have x3 my daughter with ÚwÚ consent. -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. Whewe xDD then UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow best -We be :33 affied, ÚwÚ and xDD such assurance >_> ta'en -;;w;; As UwU shaww with xDD eithew part's >_> agweement stand? -^-^ BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu in x3 my house, ;;w;; Wucentio, fow xDD you ^.^ knyow -^w^ Pitchews uWu have ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have UwU many sewvants; -:33 Besides, ;;w;; owd xDD Gwemio >_> is x3 heawk'nying still, -xDD And happily ^.^ we ^w^ might be intewwupted. -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Then uWu at x3 my :33 wodging, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike OwO you. ->_> Thewe xDD doth x3 my >w< fathew wie; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ this >w< nyight -^-^ We'ww pass x3 the business pwivatewy ÚwÚ and well. ->_< Send fow x3 youw daughter ^.^ by x3 youw xDD sewvant ^.^ hewe; -OwO My ;;w;; boy UwU shaww :3 fetch x3 the >w< scwivenyew presently. -uWu The worst >_> is uWu this, :3 that uWu at UwU so slender :3 wawnying ->_> You OwO awe ^.^ wike to uWu have :3 a >_< thin ÚwÚ and slender >_> pittance. -^-^ BAPTISTA. ^.^ It likes ;;w;; me well. ^w^ Cambio, hie xDD you ^.^ home, -xDD And bid Bianca >_< make her ready >_< stwaight; -^.^ And, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, tell >_> what hath happened- -UwU Wucentio's >w< fathew >_> is ^-^ awwiv'd uWu in xDD Padua, -xDD And >w< how ^w^ she's ^.^ wike to be UwU Wucentio's x3 wife. uWu Exit >_< WUCENTIO -BIONDELLO. UwU I pray x3 the gods ^.^ she may, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -^-^ TWANyIO. OwO Dawwy nyot with x3 the uWu gods, >_> but get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. -uWu Exit BIONDEWWO -:33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, UwU shaww UwU I lead x3 the >w< way? -x3 Wewcome! x3 Onye UwU mess >_> is ^.^ wike to be x3 youw cheer; -^.^ Come, siw; ^.^ we xDD wiww xDD bettew >w< it uWu in >w< Pisa. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU I ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew >_< WUCENTIO >_< as >_< CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and BIONDEWWO - -BIONDELLO. ^w^ Cambio. -:3 WUCENTIO. >_> What say'st UwU thou, x3 Biondewwo? -BIONDELLO. >_> You saw x3 my >_< mastew >_> wink ÚwÚ and laugh ;;w;; upon you? -:3 WUCENTIO. Biondello, >_> what of ^-^ that? -BIONDELLO. Faith, uWu nyothing; >_> but >_> has left ;;w;; me OwO hewe x3 behind to >_< expound -x3 the meaning ow :3 mowaw of :33 his signs ÚwÚ and >_< tokens. -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I pray uWu thee :33 mowawize OwO them. -BIONDELLO. UwU Then thus: Baptista >_> is safe, :33 tawking with x3 the ;;w;; deceiving ->w< fathew of :3 a deceitful OwO son. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And >_> what of him? -BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ His daughter >_> is to be ^.^ bwought ^.^ by xDD you to x3 the x3 suppew. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And ^w^ then? -BIONDELLO. uWu The ;;w;; owd priest uWu at Saint Luke's ^-^ chuwch >_> is uWu at x3 youw ÚwÚ command -uWu at aww hours. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD And >_> what of aww :3 this? -BIONDELLO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu teww, :33 except ;;w;; they OwO awe ;;w;; busied about :3 a -OwO countewfeit x3 assuwance. ^.^ Take x3 youw assurance of hew, ^w^ cum pwiviwegio ->_< ad imprimendum >_> sowum; to x3 th' ^-^ chuwch OwO take x3 the ;;w;; pwiest, ^-^ cwewk, ÚwÚ and -x3 some sufficient xDD honyest ÚwÚ witnyesses. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be nyot :3 that xDD you wook for, UwU I uWu have ^.^ mowe to say, -OwO But bid Bianca >_< faweweww fow OwO evew ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 day. -:3 WUCENTIO. :33 Heaw'st UwU thou, x3 Biondewwo? -BIONDELLO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :33 tawwy. UwU I UwU knyew :3 a OwO wench mawwied uWu in >w< an >_< aftewnyoon ->_< as ^.^ she OwO went to x3 the >_< gawden fow ^w^ pawswey to ^w^ stuff :3 a rabbit; ÚwÚ and UwU so -OwO may UwU you, siw; ÚwÚ and UwU so adieu, sir. OwO My >_< mastew hath uWu appointed ;;w;; me to -OwO go to Saint Luke's to bid x3 the priest be ready to come OwO against xDD you -come with x3 youw appendix. -uWu Exit -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ and :33 wiww, >_> if ^.^ she be UwU so ÚwÚ contented. -:33 She xDD wiww be OwO pweas'd; xDD then ^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd UwU I :3 doubt? -;;w;; Hap >_> what ÚwÚ hap may, I'll roundly OwO go about >w< hew; -^.^ It UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> if ;;w;; Cambio OwO go ^-^ without her. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -^-^ A public woad - -Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SEWVANTS - ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :3 a >_> God's UwU nyame; >_> once ^.^ mowe toward UwU ouw fathew's. -^-^ Good Wowd, >w< how uWu bwight ÚwÚ and xDD goodwy uWu shinyes x3 the moon! -KATHEWINyA. uWu The OwO moon? uWu The >_< sun! ^.^ It >_> is nyot moonlight now. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 the ;;w;; moon :3 that uWu shinyes UwU so >_< bwight. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is x3 the sun :3 that uWu shinyes UwU so >_< bwight. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Now ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; mothew's x3 son, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's myself, -^.^ It UwU shaww be ;;w;; moon, ow UwU staw, ow >_> what UwU I wist, -:33 Ow ere UwU I ^w^ jouwnyey to x3 youw father's ÚwÚ house. -Go on ÚwÚ and :3 fetch UwU ouw :3 howses back ;;w;; again. -Evermore cwoss'd ÚwÚ and cross'd; >_< nyothing >_> but ;;w;; cwoss'd! -^.^ HOWTENSIO. x3 Say >_< as ^.^ he says, ow ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< nyevew ÚwÚ go. -KATHEWINyA. x3 Fowwawd, UwU I pray, xDD since ^.^ we uWu have come UwU so far, -xDD And be >w< it ;;w;; moon, ow sun, ow >_> what xDD you pwease; -xDD And >_> if xDD you uWu pwease to caww >w< it :3 a OwO wush-candwe, -ÚwÚ Hencefowth UwU I vow >w< it UwU shaww be UwU so fow x3 me. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 the x3 moon. -KATHEWINyA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it >_> is x3 the x3 moon. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, xDD then xDD you wie; >w< it >_> is x3 the blessed OwO sun. -KATHEWINyA. Then, ^w^ God be bless'd, >w< it >_> is x3 the blessed sun; -OwO But sun >w< it >_> is >_> nyot, when xDD you >_> say >w< it >_> is x3 nyot; -xDD And x3 the ;;w;; moon :33 changes even >_< as x3 youw :33 mind. ->_> What xDD you xDD wiww uWu have >w< it ^-^ nyam'd, even :3 that >w< it ;;w;; is, -xDD And UwU so >w< it UwU shaww be UwU so fow Katherine. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_< Petwuchio, OwO go >w< thy >w< ways, x3 the field >_> is uWu won. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, forward, >_< fowwawd! OwO thus x3 the >w< boww >_> shouwd uWu wun, -xDD And nyot xDD unwuckiwy OwO against x3 the OwO bias. -But, xDD soft! UwU Company >_> is xDD coming hewe. - -Entew VINCENTIO - -:33 [To ^w^ VINCENTIO] Good-mowwow, ^-^ gentwe mistress; :3 whewe >w< away?- -Teww uWu me, x3 sweet ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me :33 twuwy :3 too, -Hast xDD thou beheld :3 a ^-^ fweshew gentwewoman? ->w< Such >w< waw of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and red within her cheeks! ->_> What stars UwU do uWu spangwe heaven with xDD such beauty -;;w;; As UwU those >w< two eyes :33 become :3 that ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ face? -Faiw lovely ;;w;; maid, >_> once ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good day to thee. -ÚwÚ Sweet ^.^ Kate, >_< embwace her fow her beauty's sake. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. >_> 'A xDD wiww >_< make x3 the x3 man mad, to >_< make :3 a OwO woman of ^.^ him. -KATHEWINyA. Young :33 budding xDD viwgin, >w< faiw ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and sweet, -x3 Whithew away, ow :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy uWu abode? -Happy x3 the parents of UwU so >w< faiw :3 a child; -Happier x3 the x3 man ÚwÚ whom favourable stars -Awwots uWu thee fow :33 his lovely bed-fewwow. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, >w< how now, ^.^ Kate, UwU I UwU hope xDD thou awt nyot OwO mad! -This >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, :3 owd, wrinkled, uWu faded, withewed, -xDD And nyot :3 a ^.^ maiden, >_< as xDD thou x3 sayst ^.^ he >w< is. -KATHEWINyA. Pawdon, ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ fathew, x3 my ;;w;; mistaking ^w^ eyes, -:33 That uWu have :33 been UwU so bedazzled with x3 the sun -:33 That evewything UwU I wook on seemeth green; -Now UwU I >_> pewceive xDD thou awt :3 a reverend :33 fathew. -Pawdon, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, fow x3 my ^-^ mad mistaking. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Do, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd xDD gwandsiwe, ÚwÚ and withal >_< make ÚwÚ knyown ->_< Which uWu way xDD thou travellest- >_> if :3 awong with us, -We UwU shaww be >w< joyfuw of >w< thy UwU company. -uWu VINCENTIO. Faiw ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 my ^.^ mewwy ^-^ mistwess, -:33 That with x3 youw ;;w;; stwange x3 encountew much ^w^ amaz'd uWu me, -OwO My xDD nyame >_> is ^w^ caww'd Vincentio, x3 my dwelling Pisa, -xDD And bound UwU I ^w^ am to xDD Padua, there to x3 visit -^-^ A >_< son of >_> minye, which ^-^ wong UwU I uWu have nyot ÚwÚ seen. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> What >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? -uWu VINCENTIO. ;;w;; Wucentio, ^-^ gentwe sir. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :33 Happiwy met; x3 the uWu happiew fow >w< thy OwO son. -xDD And nyow ^.^ by waw, >_< as weww >_< as reverend age, -UwU I OwO may x3 entitwe uWu thee x3 my >w< woving fathew: -uWu The :3 sistew to x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ this gentwewoman, -x3 Thy >_< son ^.^ by ÚwÚ this hath mawwied. >w< Wondew >_> nyot, -x3 Nyow be nyot grieved- ^.^ she >_> is of ÚwÚ good esteem, -:3 Hew ^.^ dowwy weawthy, ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ wowthy birth; ->w< Beside, UwU so qualified >_< as OwO may >_> beseem -uWu The ^-^ spouse of xDD any x3 nyobwe :3 gentweman. -Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace with ;;w;; owd ^-^ Vincentio; -xDD And >w< wandew ^.^ we to >_> see >w< thy xDD honyest x3 son, -Who xDD wiww of >w< thy >_< awwivaw be full >w< joyous. -uWu VINCENTIO. OwO But >_> is ÚwÚ this true; ow >_> is >w< it >_> ewse x3 youw x3 pweasuwe, -Wike >_> pweasant >_> twavewwews, to bweak :3 a xDD jest ->_> Upon x3 the >_< company xDD you uWu uvwtake? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ fathew, UwU so >w< it >w< is. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, OwO go along, ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the uWu twuth hereof; -For UwU ouw xDD fiwst ^.^ mewwiment hath UwU made uWu thee UwU jeawous. -Exeunt aww >_> but ^w^ HOWTENSIO -^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD Weww, >_< Petwuchio, ÚwÚ this >_> has put ;;w;; me uWu in ;;w;; heawt. -:3 Have to x3 my widow; ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ she be froward, -UwU Then x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ taught >_< Howtensio to be untowawd. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^w^ Padua. ^.^ Befowe LUCENTIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew BIONDELLO, OwO WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and >_< BIANCA; GREMIO >_> is x3 out >w< befowe - -BIONDELLO. >w< Softwy ÚwÚ and swiftwy, ^w^ siw, fow x3 the priest >_> is weady. -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I fly, Biondello; >_> but ;;w;; they OwO may chance to >_< nyeed x3 the uWu at -^.^ home, >_< thewefowe OwO weave >_> us. -BIONDELLO. Nyay, ^w^ faith, I'll >_> see x3 the ^-^ chuwch :3 a x3 youw back, ÚwÚ and xDD then -come back to x3 my xDD mastew's >_< as >w< soon >_< as UwU I ;;w;; can. -Exeunt OwO WUCENTIO, ^w^ BIANCA, ÚwÚ and BIONDEWWO -^-^ GWEMIO. UwU I :3 mawvew ;;w;; Cambio x3 comes nyot aww ÚwÚ this >_> whiwe. - -Entew >_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, >_< VINCENTIO, GRUMIO, -ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU Siw, hewe's x3 the door; ÚwÚ this >_> is UwU Wucentio's ^.^ house; -OwO My father's bears ^.^ mowe toward x3 the mawket-pwace; -Thither ^w^ must I, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe UwU I OwO weave UwU you, sir. -uWu VINCENTIO. >_> You UwU shaww nyot choose >_> but ÚwÚ dwink >w< befowe xDD you go; -UwU I think UwU I UwU shaww ÚwÚ command x3 youw wewcome UwU hewe, -xDD And ^.^ by aww likelihood x3 some cheer >_> is towawd. [Knocks] -^-^ GWEMIO. They'we >w< busy xDD within; xDD you :3 wewe best :3 knyock louder. ->_> [PEDANT :33 wooks x3 out of x3 the xDD window] -PEDANT. x3 What's ^.^ he :3 that ÚwÚ knyocks >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd xDD beat down x3 the ^-^ gate? -uWu VINCENTIO. Is :33 Signyiow ^-^ Wucentio :33 within, UwU siw? -PEDANT. He's :33 within, ^w^ siw, >_> but nyot to be >w< spoken uWu withaw. -uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What >_> if :3 a x3 man ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him :3 a :3 hundwed ;;w;; pound ow >w< two to >_< make -^.^ mewwy uWu withaw? -PEDANT. ^w^ Keep x3 youw :3 hundwed uWu pounds to :33 youwsewf; ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyeed >_< nyonye UwU so -^-^ wong >_< as UwU I wive. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, UwU I told xDD you x3 youw >_< son UwU was weww beloved uWu in ^w^ Padua. Do -xDD you heaw, UwU siw? ;;w;; To OwO weave :33 fwivowous circumstances, UwU I pray xDD you tell -:33 Signyiow ^-^ Wucentio :3 that :33 his >w< fathew >_> is come from Pisa, ÚwÚ and >_> is OwO hewe -uWu at x3 the doow to speak with ^.^ him. -PEDANT. ^.^ Thou ^.^ wiest: :33 his >w< fathew >_> is come from xDD Padua, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe ^w^ wooking -x3 out uWu at x3 the :3 window. -uWu VINCENTIO. Awt xDD thou :33 his father? -PEDANT. Ay, siw; UwU so :33 his mothew says, >_> if UwU I OwO may ^-^ bewieve her. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :33 [To ^w^ VINCENTIO] Why, >w< how now, gentleman! -Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is flat knyavewy to OwO take ;;w;; upon xDD you anyothew :33 man's nyame. -PEDANT. Way ^.^ hands on x3 the villain; UwU I ^-^ bewieve xDD 'a means to UwU cozen -^w^ somebody uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU city :33 undew x3 my ÚwÚ countenyance. - -^.^ We-entew BIONDEWWO - -BIONDELLO. UwU I uWu have :3 seen them uWu in x3 the ^-^ chuwch together. ^w^ God >_> send x3 'em -ÚwÚ good OwO shipping! OwO But who >_> is hewe? Mine ;;w;; owd ^.^ mastew, Vicentio! Now ^.^ we -OwO awe ÚwÚ undonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought to OwO nyothing. -uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ [Seeing >_> BIONDEWWO] :3 Come hithew, :3 cwack-hemp. -BIONDELLO. UwU I UwU hope UwU I OwO may UwU choose, sir. -uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Come hithew, xDD you wogue. What, uWu have xDD you fowgot me? -BIONDELLO. Forgot you! :3 Nyo, sir. UwU I couwd nyot x3 fowget UwU you, fow UwU I >_< nyevew -saw xDD you >w< befowe uWu in aww x3 my life. -uWu VINCENTIO. What, xDD you :3 nyotowious villain, :33 didst xDD thou >_< nyevew >_> see >w< thy -xDD mastew's ÚwÚ fathew, >w< Vincentio? -BIONDELLO. What, x3 my ;;w;; owd worshipful ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ mastew? Yes, marry, siw; >_> see -:3 whewe ^.^ he :33 wooks x3 out of x3 the :3 window. -uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Is't >_> so, >_< indeed? [He ÚwÚ beats >_> BIONDEWWO] -BIONDELLO. Hewp, hewp, :33 hewp! >_> Hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ madman xDD wiww murder x3 me. -uWu Exit -PEDANT. Hewp, ^w^ son! hewp, :33 Signyiow :3 Baptista! uWu Exit from :33 abuv ->_< PETWUCHIO. Prithee, ^.^ Kate, >_> wet's stand :3 aside ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the >w< end of ÚwÚ this -controversy. ^w^ [They stand aside] - -^.^ We-entew OwO PEDANT below; UwU BAPTISTA, xDD TWANyIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SEWVANTS - -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, >_> what OwO awe xDD you :3 that offer to xDD beat x3 my servant? -uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What ^w^ am I, UwU siw? Nyay, >_> what OwO awe UwU you, UwU siw? x3 O :3 immowtaw ^-^ gods! -x3 O OwO finye :33 viwwain! ^-^ A siwken ÚwÚ doubwet, :3 a vewvet OwO hose, :3 a x3 scawwet cloak, -ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ copatain UwU hat! >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am undone! UwU I ^w^ am undone! While UwU I :33 pway x3 the -ÚwÚ good :33 husband uWu at ^.^ home, x3 my >_< son ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD sewvant spend aww uWu at x3 the -x3 unyivewsity. -^-^ TWANyIO. How >_< nyow! UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -^-^ BAPTISTA. What, >_> is x3 the x3 man lunatic? -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Siw, xDD you xDD seem :3 a sober UwU ancient ÚwÚ gentweman ^.^ by x3 youw habit, >_> but -x3 youw wowds x3 show xDD you :3 a >_> madman. Why, ^w^ siw, >_> what UwU 'cewns >w< it xDD you >_> if UwU I -^-^ weaw uWu peaww ÚwÚ and UwU gowd? UwU I >_> thank x3 my ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ fathew, UwU I ^w^ am able to -ÚwÚ maintain :3 it. -uWu VINCENTIO. x3 Thy ;;w;; fathew! x3 O :33 viwwain! ^.^ he >_> is :3 a >_< saiwmakew uWu in xDD Bewgamo. -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> You ;;w;; mistake, siw; xDD you ;;w;; mistake, sir. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> what UwU do xDD you -think >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? -uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ His xDD nyame! ;;w;; As >_> if UwU I UwU knyew nyot :33 his xDD nyame! UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought ^.^ him -x3 up OwO evew xDD since ^.^ he UwU was >w< thwee years :3 owd, ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD nyame >_> is >_< Twanyio. -PEDANT. :33 Away, away, ^-^ mad ^w^ ass! ÚwÚ His xDD nyame >_> is Wucentio; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is >_< minye ->w< onwy x3 son, ÚwÚ and heir to x3 the ^-^ wands of uWu me, :33 Signyiow >w< Vicentio. -uWu VINCENTIO. Lucentio! >_< O, ^.^ he hath ^-^ muwd'wed :33 his x3 mastew! Way howd on -:3 him, UwU I :3 chawge UwU you, uWu in x3 the Duke's nyame. >_< O, x3 my x3 son, x3 my ^w^ son! Teww -uWu me, xDD thou villain, :3 whewe >_> is x3 my x3 son, uWu Wucentio? -^-^ TWANyIO. ;;w;; Caww fowth >w< an officer. - -Entew one with >w< an OFFICEW - -xDD Cawwy ÚwÚ this ^-^ mad x3 knyave to x3 the gaow. Fathew OwO Baptista, UwU I :3 chawge xDD you ->_> see :3 that ^.^ he be OwO fowthcoming. -uWu VINCENTIO. xDD Cawwy ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 gaow! -^-^ GWEMIO. Stay, xDD Officew; ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot OwO go to x3 pwison. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Talk >_> nyot, :33 Signyiow Gremio; UwU I >_> say ^.^ he UwU shaww OwO go to x3 pwison. -^-^ GWEMIO. ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, :33 Signyiow OwO Baptista, xDD west xDD you be cony-catch'd uWu in -ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; UwU I dawe >_< sweaw ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >w< wight ^.^ Vincentio. -PEDANT. Swear >_> if xDD thou dar'st. -^-^ GWEMIO. Nyay, UwU I dawe nyot >_< sweaw :3 it. -^-^ TWANyIO. UwU Then xDD thou OwO wewt best >_> say :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD Wucentio. -^-^ GWEMIO. Yes, UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee to be :33 Signyiow xDD Wucentio. -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU Away with x3 the ^.^ dotawd; to x3 the gaow with x3 him! -uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Thus stwangews OwO may be >w< haw'd ÚwÚ and x3 abus'd. x3 O monstwous -:33 viwwain! - -^.^ We-entew BIONDELLO, with >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA - -BIONDELLO. >_< O, ^.^ we OwO awe spoil'd; ÚwÚ and yonder ^.^ he x3 is! >w< Deny :3 him, >w< fowsweaw -:3 him, ow >_> ewse ^.^ we OwO awe aww >_< undonye. -Exeunt BIONDELLO, xDD TWANyIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PEDANT, >_< as ÚwÚ fast >_< as OwO may be -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU [Knyeewing] Pawdon, x3 sweet :33 fathew. -uWu VINCENTIO. Wives x3 my x3 sweet uWu son? -xDD BIANCA. Pawdon, uWu deaw :33 fathew. -^-^ BAPTISTA. How x3 hast xDD thou >_< offended? -Whewe >_> is uWu Wucentio? -:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Hewe's ;;w;; Wucentio, -x3 Wight >_< son to x3 the >w< wight Vincentio, -:33 That uWu have ^.^ by ^.^ mawwiage UwU made >w< thy daughter >_> minye, -While OwO countewfeit supposes x3 bweaw'd ^.^ thinye ;;w;; eynye. -^-^ GWEMIO. >_> Hewe's UwU packing, with :3 a ^.^ witnyess, to >w< deceive >_> us :33 aww! -uWu VINCENTIO. Whewe >_> is :3 that uWu damnyed villain, >w< Twanyio, -:33 That fac'd ÚwÚ and bwav'd ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; mattew so? -^-^ BAPTISTA. Why, tell uWu me, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 my xDD Cambio? -xDD BIANCA. ;;w;; Cambio >_> is chang'd x3 into xDD Wucentio. -:3 WUCENTIO. Wuv ;;w;; wwought these ^w^ miwacwes. Bianca's wuv -Made ;;w;; me :3 exchange x3 my >w< state with >w< Twanyio, -While ^.^ he uWu did UwU beaw x3 my >_< countenyance uWu in x3 the xDD town; -xDD And happily UwU I uWu have arrived uWu at x3 the >w< wast -uWu Unto x3 the wished UwU haven of x3 my bwiss. ->_> What ^-^ Twanyio ^-^ did, mysewf enforc'd ^.^ him >w< to; -UwU Then UwU pawdon :3 him, x3 sweet ÚwÚ fathew, fow x3 my sake. -uWu VINCENTIO. I'll ÚwÚ swit x3 the >_> viwwain's x3 nyose :3 that ^.^ wouwd uWu have sent ;;w;; me to -x3 the gaow. -^-^ BAPTISTA. :33 [To UwU WUCENTIO] OwO But UwU do xDD you heaw, UwU siw? :3 Have xDD you mawwied x3 my -daughter ^-^ without asking x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wiww? -uWu VINCENTIO. Fear >_> nyot, xDD Baptista; ^.^ we xDD wiww :3 content UwU you, OwO go >w< to; >_> but UwU I -xDD wiww uWu in to be wevenged fow ÚwÚ this x3 viwwainy. uWu Exit -^-^ BAPTISTA. xDD And UwU I to >_> sound x3 the UwU depth of ÚwÚ this :33 knyavewy. uWu Exit -:3 WUCENTIO. Wook nyot pawe, Bianca; >w< thy >w< fathew xDD wiww nyot fwown. -Exeunt >_< WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ BIANCA -^-^ GWEMIO. OwO My cake >_> is OwO dough, >_> but I'll uWu in ^-^ among x3 the rest; -UwU Out of UwU hope of aww >_> but x3 my share of x3 the x3 feast. uWu Exit -KATHEWINyA. :3 Husband, >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow to >_> see x3 the >w< end of ÚwÚ this ado. ->_< PETWUCHIO. First :3 kiss uWu me, ^.^ Kate, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we :33 wiww. -KATHEWINyA. What, uWu in x3 the >w< midst of x3 the uWu stweet? ->_< PETWUCHIO. What, awt xDD thou >w< asham'd of me? -KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo, siw; ^w^ God forbid; >_> but >w< asham'd to >w< kiss. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, >w< then, >_> wet's ^.^ home ;;w;; again. ^.^ Come, sirrah, >_> wet's xDD away. -KATHEWINyA. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee :3 a >_< kiss; nyow pray ÚwÚ thee, xDD wuv, >_< stay. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Is nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ weww? ^.^ Come, x3 my x3 sweet ^-^ Kate: -uWu Bettew >_> once than ;;w;; nyevew, fow >_< nyevew ^w^ too UwU wate. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -LUCENTIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew UwU BAPTISTA, >_< VINCENTIO, ;;w;; GWEMIO, x3 the ^.^ PEDANT, OwO WUCENTIO, ^w^ BIANCA, ->_< PETWUCHIO, KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and uWu WIDOW. uWu The :33 SEWVINGMEN with xDD TWANyIO, -BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO, x3 bwinging uWu in :3 a :33 banquet - -:3 WUCENTIO. At last, ^w^ though long, UwU ouw >_< jawwing >_> nyotes agree; -xDD And time >w< it >_> is when waging >w< waw >_> is donye -;;w;; To ;;w;; smiwe uWu at ^w^ scapes ÚwÚ and perils xDD uvwbwown. -OwO My >w< faiw ^-^ Bianca, bid x3 my >w< fathew ;;w;; wewcome, -While UwU I with sewf-same OwO kindnyess wewcome ÚwÚ thinye. -^-^ Bwothew >_< Petwuchio, :3 sistew :3 Kathewinya, -xDD And UwU thou, xDD Howtensio, with >w< thy >w< woving uWu widow, -Feast with x3 the ^w^ best, ÚwÚ and wewcome to x3 my ÚwÚ house. -OwO My :33 banquet >_> is to ^-^ cwose UwU ouw ^w^ stomachs x3 up ->w< Aftew UwU ouw great ÚwÚ good cheer. >_> Pway UwU you, sit down; -For nyow ^.^ we sit to ^.^ chat >_< as weww >_< as ^.^ eat. ^w^ [They sit] ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyothing >_> but sit ÚwÚ and ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and eat ÚwÚ and ^w^ eat! -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Padua affowds ÚwÚ this kindnyess, >_< son xDD Petwuchio. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Padua affowds >_< nyothing >_> but >_> what >_> is kind. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. For both UwU ouw UwU sakes UwU I ^.^ wouwd :3 that ;;w;; wowd :3 wewe true. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> Nyow, fow x3 my :3 wife, >_< Howtensio OwO feaws :33 his >_> widow. -uWu WIDOW. UwU Then >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me >_> if UwU I be afeawd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. YOU OwO awe xDD vewy ^w^ sensibwe, ÚwÚ and yet xDD you ;;w;; miss x3 my ^-^ sense: -UwU I >_> mean >_< Howtensio >_> is >_< afeawd of OwO you. -uWu WIDOW. >w< He :3 that >_> is ^-^ giddy ^w^ thinks x3 the wowwd tuwns wound. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Woundwy replied. -KATHEWINyA. Mistwess, >w< how >_> mean xDD you ^-^ that? -uWu WIDOW. ^-^ Thus UwU I :33 conceive ^.^ by ^.^ him. ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_< Conceives ^.^ by me! How likes >_< Howtensio ^-^ that? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO My ^.^ widow ;;w;; says OwO thus ^.^ she ÚwÚ conceives her ^-^ tawe. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Very weww >_> mended. Kiss ^.^ him fow :3 that, ÚwÚ good >_> widow. -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ 'He :3 that >_> is ^-^ giddy ^w^ thinks x3 the wowwd tuwns UwU wound.' -UwU I pray xDD you tell ;;w;; me >_> what xDD you meant ^.^ by x3 that. -uWu WIDOW. uWu Youw ^.^ husband, ^.^ being troubled with :3 a shrew, -x3 Measuwes x3 my husband's sorrow ^.^ by :33 his >w< woe; -xDD And nyow xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my meanying. -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ A xDD vewy >_> mean meanying. -uWu WIDOW. ^-^ Wight, UwU I >_> mean OwO you. -KATHEWINyA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ am mean, :33 indeed, >_> wespecting OwO you. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; To hew, ^w^ Kate! -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ;;w;; To hew, xDD widow! ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A :3 hundwed ^w^ mawks, x3 my Kate does put her down. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. >w< That's x3 my ^w^ office. ->_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Spoke ^.^ wike >w< an officer- UwU ha' to ÚwÚ thee, wad. -xDD [Dwinks to HOWTENSIO] -^-^ BAPTISTA. How likes xDD Gwemio these quick-witted folks? -^-^ GWEMIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they :3 butt togethew well. -xDD BIANCA. Head ÚwÚ and ^-^ butt! ^-^ An hasty-witted >w< body -Wouwd >_> say x3 youw >_> head ÚwÚ and :3 butt :3 wewe >_> head ÚwÚ and horn. -uWu VINCENTIO. Ay, mistwess :3 bwide, hath :3 that x3 awakenyed you? -xDD BIANCA. Ay, >_> but nyot frighted OwO me; >_< thewefowe I'll :33 sweep ;;w;; again. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, :3 that xDD you UwU shaww x3 nyot; xDD since xDD you uWu have begun, -:3 Have uWu at xDD you fow :3 a UwU bittew xDD jest ow UwU two. -xDD BIANCA. ^w^ Am UwU I x3 youw xDD biwd? UwU I >_> mean to OwO shift x3 my ^-^ bush, -xDD And xDD then pursue ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you dwaw x3 youw ÚwÚ bow. ->_> You OwO awe wewcome all. -Exeunt ^w^ BIANCA, KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and >_< WIDOW ->_< PETWUCHIO. :33 She hath prevented x3 me. Here, :33 Signyiow >w< Twanyio, -This biwd xDD you OwO aim'd :3 at, ^w^ though xDD you ;;w;; hit her x3 nyot; -Therefore :3 a ^.^ heawth to aww :3 that UwU shot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ miss'd. -^-^ TWANyIO. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^-^ Wucentio slipp'd ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :33 his xDD gweyhound, ->_< Which wuns himsewf, ÚwÚ and OwO catches fow :33 his master. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good UwU swift :3 simiwe, >_> but ^-^ something ^w^ cuwwish. -^-^ TWANyIO. 'Tis weww, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you ^w^ hunted fow :33 youwsewf; -'Tis xDD thought x3 youw >w< deew does howd xDD you uWu at :3 a x3 bay. -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_< O, >_< O, UwU Petwuchio! ^-^ Twanyio x3 hits xDD you now. -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 that gird, ÚwÚ good >_< Twanyio. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Confess, OwO confess; hath ^.^ he nyot ;;w;; hit xDD you hewe? ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_> 'A >_> has :3 a xDD wittwe gall'd uWu me, UwU I OwO confess; -^.^ And, >_< as x3 the xDD jest uWu did glance OwO away from uWu me, -'Tis ;;w;; ten to one >w< it ;;w;; maim'd xDD you >w< two UwU outwight. -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Nyow, uWu in ÚwÚ good xDD sadnyess, >_< son >_< Petwuchio, -UwU I think xDD thou x3 hast x3 the >_> vewiest :33 shwew of all. ->_< PETWUCHIO. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> say ^.^ nyo; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe, fow assurance, -:3 Wet's >_< each one >_> send >w< unto :33 his :3 wife, -xDD And ^.^ he x3 whose >w< wife >_> is UwU most obedient, -;;w;; To come uWu at xDD fiwst when ^.^ he xDD doth >_> send fow hew, -Shall x3 win x3 the wagew which ^.^ we xDD wiww propose. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO Content. x3 What's x3 the wagew? -:3 WUCENTIO. Twenty x3 cwowns. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Twenty UwU cwowns? -I'll venture UwU so much of x3 my x3 hawk ow uWu hound, -OwO But ÚwÚ twenty times UwU so much ;;w;; upon x3 my x3 wife. -:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ A :3 hundwed UwU then. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. OwO Content. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^-^ A match! UwU 'tis ^-^ donye. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Who UwU shaww >w< begin? -:3 WUCENTIO. :33 That xDD wiww ^.^ I. -^w^ Go, Biondello, bid x3 youw mistwess come to x3 me. -BIONDELLO. UwU I ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit -^-^ BAPTISTA. UwU Son, I'll be x3 youw half Bianca ^w^ comes. -:3 WUCENTIO. I'll uWu have nyo x3 hawves; I'll UwU beaw >w< it aww :3 mysewf. - -^.^ We-entew BIONDEWWO - -How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews? -BIONDELLO. UwU Siw, x3 my mistwess OwO sends xDD you ;;w;; wowd -:33 That ^.^ she >_> is >w< busy ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot x3 come. ->_< PETWUCHIO. OwO How! >_> She's xDD busy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot >w< come! -Is :3 that >w< an answer? -^-^ GWEMIO. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu kind one UwU too. ->_> Pway :33 God, ^w^ siw, x3 youw >w< wife >_> send xDD you nyot :3 a x3 wowse. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I UwU hope ^-^ bettew. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Siwwah Biondello, OwO go ÚwÚ and entweat x3 my >w< wife -;;w;; To come to ;;w;; me >w< fowthwith. uWu Exit BIONDEWWO ->_< PETWUCHIO. >_< O, ho! entweat >_> hew! -Nyay, xDD then ^.^ she ^w^ must >_< nyeeds x3 come. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I ^w^ am afraid, ^w^ siw, -Do >_> what xDD you ^-^ can, >_> youws xDD wiww nyot be :3 entweated. - -^.^ We-entew BIONDEWWO - ->_> Nyow, where's x3 my :33 wife? -BIONDELLO. :33 She ;;w;; says xDD you uWu have x3 some xDD goodwy xDD jest uWu in ÚwÚ hand: -:33 She xDD wiww nyot >_< come; ^.^ she UwU bids xDD you come to her. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Wowse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowse; ^.^ she xDD wiww nyot >w< come! x3 O ^w^ viwe, ->w< Intowewabwe, nyot to be x3 enduw'd! -^w^ Siwwah Gwumio, OwO go to x3 youw mistress; -x3 Say UwU I ÚwÚ command her come to x3 me. uWu Exit GRUMIO -^.^ HOWTENSIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow her answer. ->_< PETWUCHIO. What? -^.^ HOWTENSIO. :33 She xDD wiww not. ->_< PETWUCHIO. uWu The fouwew :3 fowtunye >_> minye, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. - -^.^ We-entew :3 KATHEWINyA - -^-^ BAPTISTA. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my :33 howidame, OwO hewe x3 comes ;;w;; Kathewinya! -KATHEWINyA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you >_> send fow me? ->_< PETWUCHIO. Whewe >_> is x3 youw ^-^ sistew, ÚwÚ and UwU Howtensio's :33 wife? -KATHEWINyA. ^-^ They sit conferring ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; pawwouw >_> fiwe. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Go, :3 fetch them hithew; >_> if ;;w;; they UwU deny to x3 come. ->_< Swinge ;;w;; me them uWu soundwy fowth >w< unto uWu theiw husbands. -:33 Away, UwU I say, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing them ÚwÚ hithew stwaight. -uWu Exit :3 KATHEWINyA -:3 WUCENTIO. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a OwO wondew, >_> if xDD you tawk of :3 a :3 wondew. -^.^ HOWTENSIO. xDD And UwU so >w< it >w< is. UwU I wonder >_> what >w< it >_< bodes. ->_< PETWUCHIO. OwO Mawwy, uWu peace >w< it ^.^ bodes, ÚwÚ and xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and :33 quiet :3 wife, -^-^ An x3 awfuw rule, ÚwÚ and >w< wight UwU supwemacy; -^.^ And, to be ^.^ showt, >_> what nyot ^w^ that's x3 sweet ÚwÚ and ^-^ happy. -^-^ BAPTISTA. Now >w< faiw befaww ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good UwU Petwuchio! -uWu The wagew xDD thou x3 hast ^w^ won; ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_< ad -uWu Unto uWu theiw :33 wosses ÚwÚ twenty thousand cwowns; -ÚwÚ Anyothew ^.^ dowwy to anyothew ^w^ daughtew, -For ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ chang'd, >_< as ^.^ she xDD had >_< nyevew been. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Nyay, UwU I xDD wiww x3 win x3 my wagew xDD bettew ^w^ yet, -xDD And x3 show ^.^ mowe xDD sign of her xDD obedience, -:3 Hew nyew-buiwt viwtue ÚwÚ and ^w^ obedience. - -^.^ We-entew :3 KATHEWINyA with ^w^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and >_< WIDOW - -xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ she ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and >_< bwings x3 youw ^.^ fwowawd ;;w;; wives -;;w;; As OwO pwisonyews to her ;;w;; womanwy UwU pewsuasion. -Kathewinye, :3 that cap of >_> youws x3 becomes xDD you not: -:33 Off with :3 that :33 baubwe, ^-^ thwow >w< it ^w^ undewfoot. -x3 [KATHEWINyA compwies] -uWu WIDOW. Wowd, wet ;;w;; me >_< nyevew uWu have :3 a cause to x3 sigh -Tiww UwU I be ^.^ bwought to xDD such :3 a siwwy >_> pass! -xDD BIANCA. uWu Fie! >_> what :3 a >_< foowish >_> duty caww xDD you :3 this? -:3 WUCENTIO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw >_> duty :3 wewe >_< as >_< foowish :3 too; -uWu The ^.^ wisdom of x3 youw >_< duty, >w< faiw ^-^ Bianca, ->_< Hath >_> cost ;;w;; me :3 a :3 hundwed :3 cwowns xDD since :33 suppew-time! -xDD BIANCA. uWu The ^.^ mowe >w< foow xDD you fow >w< waying on x3 my duty. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Kathewinye, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, tell these headstrong x3 women ->_> What >_> duty ;;w;; they UwU do >_> owe uWu theiw wowds ÚwÚ and husbands. -uWu WIDOW. ^.^ Come, come, ÚwÚ you'we mocking; ^.^ we xDD wiww uWu have nyo >_> tewwing. ->_< PETWUCHIO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, UwU I say; ÚwÚ and xDD fiwst x3 begin with her. -uWu WIDOW. :33 She UwU shaww not. ->_< PETWUCHIO. UwU I >_> say ^.^ she >_< shaww. xDD And xDD fiwst x3 begin with her. -KATHEWINyA. OwO Fie, fie! unknit :3 that ^.^ thweatenying :3 unkind >_> bwow, -xDD And ^.^ dawt nyot ÚwÚ scownfuw >_> gwances from UwU those eyes -;;w;; To ;;w;; wound >w< thy uWu wowd, >w< thy OwO king, >w< thy :33 guvwnyow. -^.^ It bwots >w< thy beauty >_< as frosts UwU do ^-^ bite x3 the ^.^ meads, -uWu Confounds >w< thy fame >_< as >_> whiwwwinds ;;w;; shake >w< faiw >w< buds, -xDD And uWu in nyo sense >_> is :3 meet ow amiable. -^-^ A OwO woman x3 mov'd >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ fountain troubled- -Muddy, :33 iww-seeming, thick, >_> beweft of ^w^ beauty; -xDD And OwO whiwe >w< it >_> is >_> so, >_< nyonye UwU so xDD dwy ow ^.^ thiwsty -Will >_< deign to >_< sip ow :33 touch one >_< dwop of :3 it. -x3 Thy :33 husband >_> is >w< thy uWu wowd, >w< thy :3 wife, >w< thy keeper, -x3 Thy head, >w< thy sovereign; one :3 that ÚwÚ cawes fow ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And fow >w< thy maintenyance UwU commits :33 his >w< body -;;w;; To >w< painfuw labour both ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and land, -;;w;; To ;;w;; watch x3 the >w< nyight uWu in :33 stowms, x3 the day uWu in >_< cowd, -Whilst xDD thou wiest wawm uWu at ^.^ home, ^.^ secuwe ÚwÚ and :33 safe; -xDD And cwaves nyo othew UwU twibute uWu at >w< thy ^.^ hands -OwO But xDD wuv, >w< faiw looks, ÚwÚ and true x3 obedience- -Too xDD wittwe payment fow UwU so great :3 a debt. ->w< Such >_> duty >_< as x3 the x3 subject >_> owes x3 the >_< pwince, -Even xDD such :3 a OwO woman ^-^ oweth to her xDD husband; -xDD And when ^.^ she >_> is froward, peevish, UwU suwwen, sour, -xDD And nyot obedient to :33 his xDD honyest :33 wiww, ->_> What >_> is ^.^ she >_> but :3 a fouw ^w^ contending rebel -xDD And graceless traitor to her >w< woving xDD wowd? -UwU I ^w^ am >w< asham'd :3 that x3 women OwO awe UwU so :33 simpwe -;;w;; To offer >w< waw :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^w^ knyeew fow :3 peace; -:33 Ow >_> seek fow rule, xDD supwemacy, ÚwÚ and sway, -x3 When ;;w;; they OwO awe bound to OwO sewve, xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and OwO obey. -Why OwO awe UwU ouw >_< bodies soft ÚwÚ and xDD weak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth, -Unyapt to ^w^ toww ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -OwO But :3 that UwU ouw soft :33 conditions ÚwÚ and UwU ouw heawts -Should weww agree with UwU ouw ÚwÚ extewnyaw parts? -^.^ Come, come, xDD you ^.^ fwowawd ÚwÚ and xDD unyabwe UwU wowins! -OwO My ^-^ mind hath :33 been >_< as big >_< as one of >_< youws, -OwO My >_< heawt >_< as ^.^ gweat, x3 my reason haply >_> mowe, -;;w;; To >w< bandy ;;w;; wowd fow ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and fwown fow fwown; -OwO But nyow UwU I >_> see UwU ouw wances OwO awe >_> but OwO stwaws, -Our ÚwÚ stwength >_< as ÚwÚ weak, UwU ouw ^.^ weaknyess x3 past compare, -:33 That ÚwÚ seeming to be UwU most which ^.^ we ÚwÚ indeed least x3 awe. -UwU Then vaiw x3 youw :3 stomachs, fow >w< it >_> is nyo UwU boot, -xDD And :33 pwace x3 youw ^.^ hands bewow x3 youw husband's >w< foot; -^w^ In ;;w;; token of which >_< duty, >_> if ^.^ he please, -OwO My uWu hand >_> is :3 weady, OwO may >w< it UwU do ^.^ him ^w^ ease. ->_< PETWUCHIO. Why, there's :3 a ^-^ wench! :3 Come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss uWu me, OwO Kate. -:3 WUCENTIO. xDD Weww, OwO go >w< thy >w< ways, ;;w;; owd lad, fow xDD thou shalt OwO ha't. -uWu VINCENTIO. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good hearing when x3 chiwdwen OwO awe towawd. -:3 WUCENTIO. OwO But :3 a UwU hawsh hearing when x3 women OwO awe uWu fwowawd. ->_< PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Come, ^.^ Kate, we'll to :3 bed. -We >w< thwee OwO awe >w< mawwied, >_> but xDD you >w< two OwO awe sped. -:33 [To UwU WUCENTIO] >_< 'Twas UwU I ^.^ won x3 the ^.^ wagew, ^w^ though xDD you ;;w;; hit x3 the ^w^ white; -xDD And ^.^ being :3 a winner, ^w^ God UwU give xDD you ÚwÚ good night! -Exeunt xDD PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 KATHEWINyA -^.^ HOWTENSIO. Now OwO go >w< thy x3 ways; xDD thou x3 hast tam'd :3 a curst ÚwÚ shwow. -:3 WUCENTIO. 'Tis :3 a OwO wondew, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, ^.^ she xDD wiww be tam'd :3 so. -Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -UwU 1612 - -^-^ THE :3 TEMPEST - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ King of Nyapwes -^w^ SEBASTIAN, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew -x3 PWOSPEWO, x3 the >w< wight >w< Duke of Milan -uWu ANTONyIO, :33 his brother, x3 the usuwping >w< Duke of Milan -OwO FEWDINyAND, >_< son to x3 the ^w^ King of Nyapwes -xDD GONZAWO, >w< an xDD honyest ;;w;; owd counsellor - -Lords -ADRIAN -FRANCISCO -CALIBAN, :3 a x3 savage ÚwÚ and >_< defowmed ;;w;; swave -TRINCULO, :3 a >_< jestew -OwO STEPHANyO, :3 a ^w^ dwunken >_< butwew -;;w;; MASTEW ÚwÚ OF ^-^ A ;;w;; SHIP -UwU BOATSWAIN ->_< MAWINyEWS - -:3 MIWANDA, daughter to Pwospewo - -ARIEL, >w< an airy ^w^ spiwit - -Spirits -IRIS -OwO CEWES ->w< JUNyO -x3 NYMPHS -;;w;; WEAPEWS -;;w;; Othew Spirits :33 attending on Pwospewo - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -^-^ A ship uWu at sea; afterwards >w< an uWu unyinhabited >_< iswand - - - -^-^ THE :3 TEMPEST -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -On :3 a ship uWu at sea; :3 a xDD tempestuous noise of >_> thundew ÚwÚ and lightning heard - -Entew :3 a ^w^ SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU BOATSWAIN - ->_< MASTEW. ;;w;; Boatswain! -BOATSWAIN. Here, mastew; >_> what ^.^ cheew? ->_< MASTEW. ;;w;; Good! ^w^ Speak to x3 th' >_< mawinyews; faww uWu to't >_> yawewy, ow -^.^ we >w< wun ouwsewves aground; ^w^ bestiw, ;;w;; bestiw. uWu Exit - -Entew >_< MAWINyEWS - -BOATSWAIN. :33 Heigh, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! cheewwy, cheewwy, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! -yawe, OwO yawe! ^.^ Take uWu in x3 the UwU topsaiw. >_< Tend to x3 th' xDD mastew's ->_< whistwe. Blow >w< tiww xDD thou burst >w< thy ;;w;; wind, >_> if >_> woom enyough. - -Entew ^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, FEWDINyAND -xDD GONZAWO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Good boatswain, uWu have >w< cawe. :3 Whewe's x3 the ÚwÚ mastew? ->_> Pway x3 the ^.^ men. -BOATSWAIN. UwU I pray now, >_< keep below. ->_> ANTONyIO. Whewe >_> is x3 the ^.^ mastew, :33 boson? -BOATSWAIN. Do xDD you nyot hear him? >_> You >_> maw UwU ouw ^w^ wabouw; ->_< keep x3 youw >w< cabins; xDD you UwU do xDD assist x3 the storm. -uWu GONZAWO. Nyay, UwU good, be uWu patient. -BOATSWAIN. x3 When x3 the sea >w< is. :33 Hence! >_> What ÚwÚ cawes these -^-^ woawews fow x3 the xDD nyame of UwU king? ;;w;; To x3 cabin! ^-^ siwence! ;;w;; Twoubwe ->_> us not. -uWu GONZAWO. OwO Good, yet remember ÚwÚ whom xDD thou x3 hast UwU aboawd. -BOATSWAIN. ^-^ Nyonye :3 that UwU I ^.^ mowe wuv than :3 mysewf. >_> You OwO awe -x3 counsewwow; >_> if xDD you ^.^ can ÚwÚ command these ÚwÚ ewements to -siwence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowk x3 the uWu peace of x3 the ÚwÚ pwesent, ^.^ we xDD wiww nyot -uWu hand :3 a rope more. ^w^ Use x3 youw ^w^ authowity; >_> if xDD you cannot, UwU give -thanks xDD you uWu have liv'd UwU so long, ÚwÚ and >_< make >_> youwsewf ready -uWu in x3 youw UwU cabin fow x3 the :33 mischance of x3 the ^-^ houw, >_> if >w< it UwU so -hap.-Cheerly, ÚwÚ good uWu heawts!-Out of UwU ouw :3 way, UwU I :3 say. -uWu Exit -uWu GONZAWO. UwU I uWu have great uWu comfowt from ÚwÚ this UwU fewwow. Methinks -^.^ he hath nyo :3 dwownying mark ;;w;; upon him; :33 his >_< compwexion >_> is -:3 pewfect >_> gawwows. ;;w;; Stand OwO fast, ÚwÚ good Fate, to :33 his hanging; ->_< make x3 the rope of :33 his ^.^ destiny UwU ouw cabwe, fow UwU ouw UwU own xDD doth -xDD wittwe uWu advantage. ;;w;; If ^.^ he be nyot bown to be uWu hang'd, UwU ouw -case >_> is >w< misewabwe. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew UwU BOATSWAIN - -BOATSWAIN. xDD Down with x3 the >w< topmast. >_< Yawe, >_< wowew, OwO wowew! -Bring her to >_> twy ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' xDD maincouwse. :3 [A cwy ;;w;; within] ^-^ A -pwague ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this howling! ^-^ They OwO awe :33 woudew than x3 the ->_> weathew ow UwU ouw ^w^ office. - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ GONZAWO - -ÚwÚ Yet x3 again! >_> What UwU do xDD you hewe? Shall ^.^ we UwU give uWu o'ew, ÚwÚ and -:3 dwown? :3 Have xDD you :3 a ^-^ mind to :33 sink? -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A uWu pox ^.^ o' x3 youw throat, xDD you ^.^ bawwing, xDD bwasphemous, -xDD inchawitabwe dog! -BOATSWAIN. ^-^ Wowk UwU you, UwU then. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Hang, UwU cuw; uWu hang, xDD you whoweson, UwU insowent >_< nyoisemakew; -^.^ we OwO awe less :33 afwaid to be >w< dwown'd than xDD thou art. -uWu GONZAWO. I'll :33 wawwant ^.^ him fow drowning, ^w^ though x3 the ship :3 wewe -nyo stronger than :3 a ^.^ nyutsheww, ÚwÚ and >_< as leaky >_< as >w< an unstanched ->_< wench. -BOATSWAIN. Way her a-howd, ;;w;; a-howd; uWu set her >w< two ÚwÚ couwses; x3 off -to sea again; uWu way her off. - -Entew :33 MAWINyEWS, ÚwÚ Wet -MAWINyEWS. All OwO wost! to pwayews, to ^w^ pwayews! aww OwO wost! -Exeunt -BOATSWAIN. What, ^w^ must UwU ouw mouths be cowd? -uWu GONZAWO. uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Prince uWu at ^w^ pwayews! -:3 Wet's xDD assist ÚwÚ them, -For UwU ouw case >_> is >_< as theirs. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of OwO patience. ->_> ANTONyIO. We OwO awe mewewy x3 cheated of UwU ouw ;;w;; wives ^.^ by drunkards. -This UwU wide-chopp'd ^w^ wascaw-wouwd xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< wie :3 dwownying -uWu The washing of ;;w;; ten >_< tides! -uWu GONZAWO. ^-^ He'ww be :33 hang'd ^w^ yet, -;;w;; Though every >_< dwop of UwU watew >_< sweaw OwO against :33 it, -xDD And >_> gape uWu at >w< wid'st to >_> gwut ^.^ him. -:3 [A ^-^ confused noise within: ^w^ Mewcy on ÚwÚ us! -We spwit, ^.^ we split! UwU Faweweww, x3 my >w< wife ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chiwdwen! -UwU Faweweww, xDD bwothew! We spwit, ^.^ we spwit, ^.^ we split!] ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 Wet's aww sink ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' ;;w;; King. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Wet's OwO take OwO weave of ^.^ him. -Exeunt ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and x3 SEBASTIAN -uWu GONZAWO. Now ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU give :3 a thousand ^-^ fuwwongs of sea fow ->w< an OwO acwe of ^-^ bawwen :33 gwound-wong heath, >_> bwown :3 fuwze, xDD any ->_> thing. uWu The wills :33 abuv be :33 donye, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain ^-^ die -xDD dwy death. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 2 - -uWu The >_< Iswand. ^.^ Befowe >_> PWOSPEWO'S cell - -Entew :33 PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and MIRANDA - -MIWANDA. ;;w;; If ^.^ by x3 youw awt, x3 my deawest ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you uWu have ->_> Put x3 the >w< wiwd watews uWu in ÚwÚ this :33 woaw, allay OwO them. -uWu The :3 sky, >w< it seems, ^.^ wouwd pouw down >w< stinking uWu pitch, -OwO But :3 that x3 the :33 sea, ^w^ mounting to x3 th' wewkin's OwO cheek, -^-^ Dashes x3 the fire OwO out. >_< O, UwU I uWu have suffered -With UwU those :3 that UwU I saw suffer! ^-^ A >_< bwave ^w^ vessew, -Who xDD had nyo doubt x3 some x3 nyobwe creature uWu in hew, -^.^ Dash'd aww to pieces! >_< O, x3 the cwy uWu did :3 knyock -^w^ Against x3 my xDD vewy :33 heawt! OwO Poow souws, ;;w;; they :33 pewish'd. -xDD Had UwU I :33 been xDD any god of x3 powew, UwU I ^.^ wouwd -:3 Have ;;w;; sunk x3 the sea within x3 the ^.^ eawth ow ere -^.^ It >_> shouwd x3 the ÚwÚ good ship UwU so uWu have swallow'd ÚwÚ and -uWu The fraughting >w< souws within her. -PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Be ^w^ conyected; -No ^.^ mowe amazement; tell x3 youw ^.^ piteous >_< heawt ->_> Thewe's nyo x3 hawm ^-^ donye. -MIWANDA. >_< O, woe x3 the ^.^ day! -PWOSPEWO. No harm. -UwU I uWu have donye >_< nyothing >_> but uWu in :3 cawe of ÚwÚ thee, -Of ÚwÚ thee, x3 my uWu deaw one, ÚwÚ thee, x3 my ^w^ daughtew, who -Awt ÚwÚ ignyowant of >_> what xDD thou awt, >_< nyought x3 knyowing -Of >_> whence UwU I am, nor :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe xDD bettew -Than >_> Pwospewo, >_< mastew of :3 a full poor cell, -xDD And >w< thy nyo :33 gweatew :33 fathew. -MIWANDA. uWu Mowe to ^.^ knyow -Did >_< nyevew UwU meddwe with x3 my >w< thoughts. -PWOSPEWO. 'Tis time -UwU I >_> shouwd infowm uWu thee ÚwÚ fawthew. uWu Wend >w< thy uWu hand, -xDD And pluck x3 my >w< magic ^.^ gawment from x3 me. So, -ÚwÚ [Ways down :33 his >w< mantwe] -Lie there x3 my art. :33 Wipe xDD thou ^.^ thinye eyes; uWu have UwU comfowt. -uWu The ^.^ diwefuw ^.^ spectacwe of x3 the ^.^ wweck, which touch'd -uWu The xDD vewy viwtue of >w< compassion uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -UwU I uWu have with xDD such x3 pwovision uWu in >_< minye awt -^w^ So >w< safewy owdewed :3 that there >_> is nyo ;;w;; souw- -:3 Nyo, nyot UwU so much ;;w;; pewdition >_< as >w< an >_< haiw -uWu Betid to xDD any creature uWu in x3 the vessel ->_< Which xDD thou heard'st ^-^ cwy, which xDD thou ^w^ saw'st :3 sink. -xDD Sit ;;w;; down, fow xDD thou ^w^ must nyow ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ fawthew. -MIWANDA. >_> You uWu have often ->_> Begun to tell ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I am; >_> but >_> stopp'd, -xDD And left ;;w;; me to :3 a bootwess >w< inquisition, -^.^ Concwuding ^-^ 'Stay; nyot yet.' -PWOSPEWO. uWu The hour's nyow >_< come; -uWu The xDD vewy minyute UwU bids uWu thee ^w^ ope ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. -Obey, ÚwÚ and be >w< attentive. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou remember -^-^ A time >w< befowe ^.^ we ^-^ came >w< unto ÚwÚ this ceww? -UwU I UwU do nyot think xDD thou >_> canst; fow xDD then xDD thou >w< wast nyot -UwU Out >w< thwee years ^-^ owd. -MIWANDA. ^.^ Cewtainwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I ;;w;; can. -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ By UwU what? ^-^ By xDD any othew house, ow ^.^ pewson? -Of xDD any ^.^ thing x3 the ÚwÚ image, tell uWu me, :3 that ->_< Hath :33 kept with >w< thy remembrance? -MIWANDA. 'Tis uWu faw ^w^ off, -xDD And rather ^.^ wike :3 a dweam than >w< an assurance -:33 That x3 my wemembwance warrants. xDD Had UwU I nyot -:33 Fouw, ow ÚwÚ five, x3 women ^w^ once, :3 that tended me? -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hadst, ÚwÚ and >_> mowe, uWu Miwanda. OwO But >w< how >_> is >w< it -:33 That ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wives uWu in >w< thy :3 mind? >_> What seest xDD thou >_> ewse -^w^ In x3 the dark uWu backwawd ÚwÚ and >_> abysm of >w< time? -;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ wememb'west ^w^ aught, ere xDD thou xDD cam'st UwU hewe, -How xDD thou xDD cam'st OwO hewe xDD thou mayst. -MIWANDA. OwO But :3 that UwU I UwU do not. -PWOSPEWO. Twewve xDD yeaw since, :33 Miwanda, >_< twewve xDD yeaw since, -x3 Thy >w< fathew UwU was x3 the >w< Duke of Milan, ÚwÚ and -^-^ A >_> pwince of UwU powew. -MIWANDA. UwU Siw, OwO awe nyot xDD you x3 my father? -PWOSPEWO. x3 Thy mothew UwU was :3 a ^.^ piece of virtue, ÚwÚ and -:33 She uWu said xDD thou >w< wast x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< fathew -Was >w< Duke of Milan, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< onwy heir -xDD And ^-^ pwincess nyo xDD wowse issued. -MIWANDA. >_< O, x3 the OwO heavens! ->_> What fouw :33 pway xDD had ^.^ we :3 that ^.^ we ^-^ came from :3 thence? -:33 Ow blessed :3 was't ^.^ we xDD did? -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Both, xDD both, x3 my ^w^ giww. -^-^ By fouw ^.^ pway, >_< as xDD thou xDD say'st, :3 wewe ^.^ we ^.^ heav'd >w< thence; -OwO But bwessedwy holp hithew. -MIWANDA. >_< O, x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ bweeds -;;w;; To think ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU teen :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> tuwn'd xDD you ^.^ to, ->_< Which >_> is from x3 my :3 wemembwance. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ÚwÚ fawthew. -PWOSPEWO. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu uncwe, ^w^ caww'd Antonyio- -UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, mark ;;w;; me :3 that :3 a ÚwÚ bwothew >_> shouwd -^w^ Be UwU so perfidious. ^-^ He, ÚwÚ whom :3 nyext >w< thysewf -Of aww x3 the wowwd UwU I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and to ^.^ him put -uWu The manage of x3 my ^w^ state; >_< as uWu at :3 that time -^.^ Thwough aww x3 the signories >w< it UwU was x3 the ÚwÚ fiwst, -xDD And Pwospewo x3 the prime x3 duke, ^.^ being UwU so weputed -^w^ In UwU dignyity, ÚwÚ and fow x3 the xDD wibewaw >w< awts -Without :3 a x3 pawawwew, UwU those ^.^ being aww x3 my study- -uWu The guvwnment UwU I ;;w;; cast ;;w;; upon x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew -xDD And to x3 my >w< state ^-^ gwew uWu stwangew, ^.^ being twanspowted -xDD And wapt uWu in secret >w< studies. x3 Thy UwU fawse OwO uncwe- -uWu Dost xDD thou >_< attend me? -MIWANDA. UwU Siw, UwU most heedfully. -PWOSPEWO. uWu Being >_> once OwO pewfected >w< how to gwant suits, -How to UwU deny ÚwÚ them, who t' OwO advance, ÚwÚ and who -;;w;; To ^w^ twash fow uWu uvw-topping, x3 nyew created -uWu The ^-^ cweatuwes :3 that :3 wewe >_> minye, UwU I say, ow chang'd 'em, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 nyew UwU fowm'd >w< 'em; xDD having both x3 the OwO key -Of officer ÚwÚ and office, uWu set aww heawts :33 i' x3 th' >w< state -;;w;; To >_> what tune pleas'd :33 his ^-^ eaw; :3 that nyow ^.^ he UwU was -uWu The >_< ivy which xDD had >_< hid x3 my princely UwU twunk -xDD And ^-^ suck'd x3 my ^-^ vewduwe x3 out ^.^ on't. ^.^ Thou attend'st not. -MIWANDA. >_< O, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 do! -PWOSPEWO. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, mark x3 me. -UwU I OwO thus xDD nyegwecting ^-^ wowwdwy >w< ends, aww >_> dedicated -;;w;; To UwU cwosenyess ÚwÚ and x3 the bettering of x3 my ^-^ mind -With :3 that ^w^ which, >_> but ^.^ by ^.^ being UwU so retir'd, -O'er-priz'd aww :33 popuwaw rate, uWu in x3 my UwU fawse ÚwÚ bwothew -ÚwÚ Awak'd >w< an eviw >_< nyatuwe; ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ twust, -Wike :3 a ÚwÚ good parent, uWu did x3 beget of ^.^ him -^-^ A fawsehood, uWu in OwO its :33 contwawy >_< as great -;;w;; As x3 my :33 twust OwO was; which xDD had ÚwÚ indeed nyo >_< wimit, -^-^ A :3 confidence x3 sans UwU bound. >w< He ^.^ being OwO thus ^.^ wowded, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy with >_> what x3 my >_> wevenyue yielded, -OwO But >_> what x3 my powew ^w^ might >_> ewse :3 exact, ^.^ wike one -Who xDD having x3 into truth, ^.^ by :3 tewwing of :33 it, -Made xDD such :3 a UwU sinnyew of :33 his xDD memowy, -;;w;; To cwedit :33 his UwU own >_> wie-he uWu did ^-^ bewieve ->w< He UwU was ÚwÚ indeed x3 the ^-^ Duke; x3 out ^.^ o' x3 th' substitution, -xDD And :3 executing x3 th' :33 outwawd OwO face of xDD woyawty -With aww >w< pwewogative. OwO Hence :33 his ^-^ ambition >w< gwowing- -uWu Dost xDD thou UwU heaw? -MIWANDA. uWu Youw :33 tawe, ^w^ siw, ^.^ wouwd >w< cuwe deafness. -PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; To uWu have nyo screen ^-^ between ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ he pway'd -xDD And ^.^ him ^.^ he pway'd >w< it for, ^.^ he >_< nyeeds xDD wiww be -Absolute Milan. >_> Me, poor ^w^ man-my x3 wibwawy -Was x3 dukedom large enough-of :33 tempowaw :33 woyawties ->w< He ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me nyow :33 incapabwe; uWu confedewates, -^w^ So xDD dwy ^.^ he UwU was fow sway, ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' ^w^ King of Naples, -;;w;; To UwU give ^.^ him >w< annyuaw OwO twibute, UwU do ^.^ him ^w^ homage, -:33 Subject :33 his >_< cowonyet to :33 his :3 cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< bend -uWu The dukedom, yet unbow'd-awas, poor ÚwÚ Miwan!- -;;w;; To UwU most ignoble stooping. -MIWANDA. x3 O x3 the OwO heavens! -PWOSPEWO. >_> Mawk :33 his ^w^ condition, ÚwÚ and x3 th' uWu event, xDD then tell ;;w;; me -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this ^w^ might be :3 a ^-^ bwothew. -MIWANDA. UwU I >_> shouwd x3 sin -;;w;; To think >_> but ;;w;; nyobwy of x3 my ÚwÚ gwandmothew: -^-^ Good ÚwÚ wombs uWu have :3 bownye :33 bad >w< sons. -PWOSPEWO. Now x3 the ^w^ condition: -This ^w^ King of Naples, ^.^ being >w< an ;;w;; enyemy -;;w;; To ;;w;; me UwU invetewate, uWu heawkens x3 my brother's x3 suit; ->_< Which UwU was, :3 that xDD he, uWu in ÚwÚ wieu ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ pwemises, -Of ^w^ homage, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how much OwO twibute, -Should presently >w< extiwpate ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_< minye -UwU Out of x3 the dukedom, ÚwÚ and confew >w< faiw Milan -With aww x3 the honyouws on x3 my ^-^ bwothew. ^w^ Wheweon, -^-^ A treacherous ^.^ awmy :33 wevied, one ;;w;; midnyight -Fated to x3 th' xDD puwpose, uWu did Antonio open -uWu The :3 gates of :3 Miwan; x3 and, :33 i' x3 th' >_< dead of ^-^ dawknyess, -uWu The ministers fow x3 th' OwO puwpose ^.^ huwwied thence -x3 Me ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 cwying sewf. -MIWANDA. xDD Awack, fow ^.^ pity! -I, nyot wememb'wing >w< how UwU I cried x3 out >w< then, -Will cwy >w< it ^-^ o'ew again; >w< it >_> is :3 a hint -:33 That ÚwÚ wwings >_< minye eyes to't. -PWOSPEWO. >w< Heaw :3 a xDD wittwe further, -xDD And xDD then I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to x3 the xDD pwesent busines ->_< Which ÚwÚ nyow's ;;w;; upon ;;w;; 's; ^-^ without x3 the which ÚwÚ this ^-^ stowy -^.^ Wewe UwU most x3 impewtinyent. -MIWANDA. ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu did ;;w;; they nyot -:33 That >_> houw ÚwÚ destwoy us? -PWOSPEWO. Weww >w< demanded, ^-^ wench! -OwO My xDD tawe >_> pwovokes :3 that x3 question. Dear, ;;w;; they x3 duwst >_> nyot, -^w^ So uWu deaw x3 the wuv x3 my OwO peopwe bore OwO me; nor uWu set -^-^ A mark UwU so bwoody on x3 the ^.^ businyess; >_> but -With cowouws fairer painted uWu theiw fouw >_< ends. -^w^ In ÚwÚ few, ;;w;; they ^.^ huwwied >_> us OwO aboawd :3 a >w< bawk; -^-^ Bowe >_> us x3 some x3 weagues to :33 sea, :3 whewe ;;w;; they ^w^ pwepawed -^-^ A wotten ^.^ cawcass of :3 a ^.^ butt, nyot rigg'd, -x3 Nyow ;;w;; tackwe, sail, nor mast; x3 the xDD vewy OwO wats -Instinctively uWu have ^.^ quit :3 it. >_> Thewe ;;w;; they hoist us, -;;w;; To cwy to x3 th' :33 sea, :3 that >w< woaw'd to us; to x3 sigh -;;w;; To x3 th' winds, x3 whose pity, ^-^ sighing back OwO again, -Did >_> us >_> but >w< woving wrong. -MIWANDA. xDD Awack, >_> what >_> twoubwe -Was UwU I xDD then to you! -PWOSPEWO. >_< O, :3 a >_< chewubin -^.^ Thou >w< wast :3 that uWu did pwesewve me! ^.^ Thou :33 didst :33 smiwe, -:33 Infused with :3 a xDD fowtitude from ^.^ heaven, -x3 When UwU I uWu have deck'd x3 the sea with ^.^ dwops full UwU sawt, -;;w;; Undew x3 my buwden ^-^ gwoan'd; which >_> wais'd uWu in ;;w;; me -^-^ An undergoing ^w^ stomach, to UwU beaw x3 up -^w^ Against >_> what >_> shouwd >_> ensue. -MIWANDA. How ^-^ came ^.^ we ashore? -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ By Providence ^-^ divinye. -;;w;; Some OwO food ^.^ we xDD had ÚwÚ and x3 some >w< fwesh UwU watew :3 that -^-^ A x3 nyobwe :3 Nyeapowitan, Gonzalo, -UwU Out of :33 his chawity, who ^.^ being xDD then uWu appointed ->_< Mastew of ÚwÚ this :33 design, uWu did UwU give us, with -Wich garments, linens, xDD stuffs, ÚwÚ and :3 nyecessawies, ->_< Which xDD since uWu have >_> steaded >_> much; >_> so, of :33 his gentwenyess, -Knyowing UwU I :3 wov'd x3 my books, ^.^ he OwO fuwnyish'd ;;w;; me -Fwom >_< minye UwU own x3 wibwawy with volumes :3 that -UwU I >w< pwize :33 abuv x3 my ÚwÚ dukedom. -MIWANDA. Wouwd UwU I ^w^ might -OwO But OwO evew >_> see :3 that ;;w;; man! -PWOSPEWO. Now UwU I uWu awise. ;;w;; [Puts on :33 his >w< mantwe] -xDD Sit still, ÚwÚ and hear x3 the >w< wast of UwU ouw ÚwÚ sea-sowwow. -:3 Hewe uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< iswand ^.^ we ^.^ awwiv'd; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe -:3 Have I, >w< thy schoowmastew, UwU made uWu thee ^.^ mowe pwofit -Than othew ^w^ pwincess' ^-^ can, :3 that uWu have ^.^ mowe time -For uWu vainyew houws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tutows nyot UwU so >_< cawefuw. -MIWANDA. ^w^ Heavens >_> thank xDD you for't! xDD And now, UwU I pray UwU you, -^w^ siw, -For still UwU 'tis beating uWu in x3 my UwU mind, x3 youw reason -For uWu waising ÚwÚ this ^.^ sea-stowm? -PWOSPEWO. xDD Knyow OwO thus uWu faw ^.^ fowth: -^-^ By :33 accident UwU most >_> stwange, >_> bountifuw ÚwÚ Fowtunye, -Now x3 my uWu deaw UwU wady, hath >_< minye >_< enyemies -Bwought to ÚwÚ this shore; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my uWu pwescience -UwU I find x3 my zenyith xDD doth :3 depend ;;w;; upon -^-^ A UwU most auspicious UwU staw, x3 whose ÚwÚ infwuence -;;w;; If nyow UwU I court >_> nyot, >_> but ;;w;; omit, x3 my fowtunyes -Will OwO evew ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ dwoop. :3 Hewe xDD cease ^.^ mowe questions; -^.^ Thou awt ^-^ incwin'd to ^w^ sweep; UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ good duwwnyess, -xDD And UwU give >w< it >_> way. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot UwU choose. -OwO [MIWANDA sweeps] -:3 Come away, sewvant; >_< come; UwU I ^w^ am ready now. -uWu Appwoach, x3 my Ariel. >w< Come. - -Entew uWu AWIEW - -ÚwÚ AWIEW. All hail, great x3 mastew! :3 gwave ^w^ siw, ^.^ haiw! UwU I come -;;w;; To answew >w< thy best pweasuwe; ^.^ be't to fly, -;;w;; To swim, to ^w^ dive x3 into x3 the ^w^ fiwe, to uWu wide -On x3 the :3 cuww'd x3 cwouds. ;;w;; To >w< thy >w< stwong OwO bidding :3 task -^.^ Awiew ÚwÚ and aww :33 his ÚwÚ quawity. -PWOSPEWO. Hast UwU thou, ^-^ spiwit, -;;w;; Pewfowm'd to :33 point x3 the UwU tempest :3 that UwU I ;;w;; bade thee? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ;;w;; To every >w< awticwe. -UwU I boawded x3 the >_< King's >_< ship; nyow on x3 the OwO beak, -Now uWu in x3 the >_< waist, x3 the ^w^ deck, uWu in every ^.^ cabin, -UwU I >w< fwam'd amazement. :3 Sometime ;;w;; I'd divide, -xDD And buwn uWu in UwU many >_> pwaces; on x3 the UwU topmast, -uWu The ^.^ yawds, ÚwÚ and bowspwit, ^.^ wouwd UwU I fwame distinctwy, -UwU Then :3 meet ÚwÚ and ^w^ join Juv's lightning, x3 the pwecuwsows -UwU O' x3 th' :3 dweadfuw thunder-claps, ^.^ mowe momentawy -xDD And sight-outwunnying :3 wewe x3 nyot; x3 the fire ÚwÚ and xDD cwacks -Of UwU suwphuwous xDD woawing x3 the UwU most ^-^ mighty Nyeptunye -Seem to >_> besiege, ÚwÚ and >_< make :33 his bold ;;w;; waves :33 twembwe, -Yea, :33 his xDD dwead >w< twident ^w^ shake. -PWOSPEWO. OwO My >_< bwave :33 spiwit! -Who UwU was UwU so OwO fiwm, UwU so constant, :3 that ÚwÚ this coiw -Wouwd nyot ÚwÚ infect :33 his uWu weason? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a :3 souw -OwO But UwU fewt :3 a x3 fevew of x3 the mad, ÚwÚ and pway'd -;;w;; Some tricks of desperation. All >_> but xDD mawinyews ->w< Pwung'd uWu in x3 the UwU foaming uWu bwinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ quit x3 the ^w^ vessew, -UwU Then aww uWu afiwe with OwO me; x3 the >_< King's x3 son, OwO Fewdinyand, -With >_< haiw :33 up-stawing-then ^.^ wike ÚwÚ weeds, nyot UwU haiw- -Was x3 the xDD fiwst x3 man :3 that leapt; cried ^.^ 'Heww >_> is uWu empty, -xDD And aww x3 the xDD deviws OwO awe here.' -PWOSPEWO. Why, ^w^ that's x3 my :33 spiwit! -OwO But UwU was nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ nyigh shore? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. :33 Cwose UwU by, x3 my master. -PWOSPEWO. OwO But OwO awe >w< they, ;;w;; Awiew, :3 safe? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< haiw perish'd; -On uWu theiw UwU sustainying xDD gawments nyot :3 a ÚwÚ bwemish, -OwO But ^-^ fweshew than befowe; x3 and, >_< as xDD thou :3 bad'st uWu me, -^w^ In troops UwU I uWu have uWu dispews'd them 'bout x3 the >_> iswe. -uWu The >_< King's >_< son uWu have UwU I landed ^.^ by himsewf, -;;w;; Whom UwU I left coowing of x3 the ^w^ aiw with :3 sighs -^w^ In >w< an >w< odd :3 angwe of x3 the isle, ÚwÚ and :33 sitting, -ÚwÚ His :3 awms uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> sad ÚwÚ knyot. -PWOSPEWO. Of x3 the >_< King's ship, -uWu The UwU mawinyews, >_> say >w< how xDD thou x3 hast uWu dispos'd, -xDD And aww x3 the xDD west ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO fweet? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. :33 Safewy uWu in uWu hawbouw -Is x3 the >_< King's >_< ship; uWu in x3 the >_> deep >w< nyook, :3 whewe >_> once -^.^ Thou call'dst ;;w;; me x3 up uWu at ;;w;; midnyight to :3 fetch :33 dew -Fwom x3 the still-vex'd Bewmoothes, there ^w^ she's UwU hid; -uWu The xDD mawinyews aww :33 undew >_> hatches stowed, -UwU Who, with :3 a >_> chawm OwO join'd to uWu theiw ;;w;; suff'wed wabouw, -UwU I uWu have left x3 asweep; ÚwÚ and fow x3 the xDD west ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< fweet, ->_< Which UwU I UwU dispews'd, ;;w;; they aww uWu have >w< met OwO again, -xDD And OwO awe ;;w;; upon x3 the Meditewwanyean fwote -^.^ Bound sadwy ^.^ home fow Naples, -UwU Supposing :3 that ;;w;; they saw x3 the >_< King's ship wreck'd, -xDD And :33 his great ÚwÚ pewson x3 pewish. -PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Awiew, >w< thy :3 chawge -Exactly >_> is pewfowm'd; >_> but there's ^.^ mowe >w< wowk. ->_> What >_> is x3 the time ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< day? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^w^ Past x3 the :3 mid ^.^ season. -PWOSPEWO. At least >w< two glasses. uWu The time 'twixt six ÚwÚ and nyow -:3 Must ^.^ by >_> us both be xDD spent UwU most pweciouswy. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Is there ^.^ mowe toiw? Since xDD thou dost UwU give ;;w;; me pains, -Let ;;w;; me remember uWu thee >_> what xDD thou x3 hast pwomis'd, ->_< Which >_> is nyot yet pewfowm'd x3 me. -PWOSPEWO. How now, x3 moody? ->_> What :3 is't xDD thou ;;w;; canst demand? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. OwO My OwO wibewty. -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Befowe x3 the time be out? No uWu mowe! -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, -ÚwÚ Wemembew UwU I uWu have donye uWu thee ÚwÚ wowthy sewvice, -Towd uWu thee nyo lies, UwU made uWu thee nyo UwU mistakings, sewv'd -Without ow >_< gwudge ow OwO gwumbwings. ^.^ Thou :33 didst promise -;;w;; To uWu bate ;;w;; me :3 a full year. -PWOSPEWO. uWu Dost xDD thou x3 fowget -Fwom >_> what :3 a x3 towment UwU I uWu did fwee thee? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. No. -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou dost; ÚwÚ and think'st >w< it much to ;;w;; twead x3 the :3 ooze -Of x3 the ^-^ sawt >w< deep, -;;w;; To >w< wun ;;w;; upon x3 the ^-^ shawp wind of x3 the :33 nyowth, -;;w;; To UwU do ;;w;; me business uWu in x3 the >_> veins ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth -x3 When >w< it >_> is ^.^ bak'd with >w< fwost. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, sir. -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou liest, malignant >_> thing. Hast xDD thou fowgot -uWu The fouw >w< witch Sycorax, who with age ÚwÚ and :3 envy -Was grown x3 into :3 a hoop? Hast xDD thou fowgot OwO hew? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. :3 Nyo, sir. -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou OwO hast. Whewe UwU was ^.^ she ^.^ bown? -uWu Speak; tell x3 me. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU Siw, uWu in Awgiew. -PWOSPEWO. >_< O, UwU was ^.^ she so? UwU I ^w^ must -Once uWu in :3 a >_> month ^w^ wecount >_> what xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ been, ->_< Which xDD thou :3 fowget'st. This damn'd >w< witch Sycorax, -For >w< mischiefs >w< manyifowd, ÚwÚ and sowcewies tewwibwe -;;w;; To enter human UwU heawing, from Argier -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU was ÚwÚ banyish'd; fow one ^.^ thing ^.^ she uWu did -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot OwO take her life. Is nyot ÚwÚ this twue? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Ay, sir. -PWOSPEWO. This ^w^ bwue-ey'd xDD hag UwU was ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ bwought with child, -xDD And OwO hewe UwU was left ^.^ by uWu th'saiwows. Thou, x3 my :33 swave, -;;w;; As xDD thou report'st ;;w;; thysewf, >w< wast xDD then her sewvant; -^.^ And, fow xDD thou >w< wast :3 a ^w^ spiwit ^w^ too xDD dewicate -;;w;; To ;;w;; act her uWu eawthy ÚwÚ and >_> abhoww'd UwU commands, -Refusing her grand :33 hests, ^.^ she uWu did UwU confinye ÚwÚ thee, -^-^ By OwO hewp of her ^.^ mowe x3 potent ^-^ minyistews, -xDD And uWu in her UwU most ^-^ unmitigabwe rage, -^.^ Into :3 a x3 cwuvn >_< pinye; within which UwU wift -^-^ Impwison'd xDD thou :33 didst painfully wemain -^-^ A ^.^ dozen uWu yeaws; within which xDD space ^.^ she died, -xDD And left uWu thee thewe, :3 whewe xDD thou :33 didst uWu vent >w< thy groans -;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as miww-wheews stwike. UwU Then UwU was ÚwÚ this x3 iswand- -:3 Save fow x3 the >_< son :3 that ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ wittew UwU hewe, -^-^ A ^.^ fweckw'd ÚwÚ whewp, >_< hag-bown-nyot :3 honyouw'd with -^-^ A human UwU shape. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Yes, uWu Cawiban her OwO son. -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Duww ÚwÚ thing, UwU I >_> say so; xDD he, :3 that uWu Cawiban -;;w;; Whom nyow UwU I >_< keep uWu in service. ^.^ Thou best ^w^ knyow'st ->_> What x3 towment UwU I uWu did find uWu thee UwU in; >w< thy groans -Did >_< make wolves ^.^ howw, ÚwÚ and OwO penyetwate x3 the breasts -Of xDD evew-angwy >_< beaws; >w< it UwU was :3 a x3 towment -;;w;; To uWu way ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ damn'd, which xDD Sycowax -Could nyot again >_< undo. ^.^ It UwU was >_< minye awt, -x3 When UwU I ^-^ awwiv'd ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ thee, :3 that UwU made >_> gape -uWu The UwU pinye, ÚwÚ and wet uWu thee OwO out. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, master. -PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^.^ mowe murmur'st, UwU I xDD wiww rend >w< an ÚwÚ oak -xDD And UwU peg uWu thee uWu in :33 his ^.^ knyotty entwaiws, >w< tiww -^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu howw'd OwO away >_< twewve ^w^ wintews. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Pawdon, mastew; -UwU I xDD wiww be ;;w;; cowwespondent to >_> command, -xDD And UwU do x3 my xDD spwiting >_> gentwy. -PWOSPEWO. Do so; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew >w< two OwO days -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; dischawge thee. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. >w< That's x3 my x3 nyobwe x3 mastew! ->_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? x3 Say what. >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? -PWOSPEWO. Go >_< make >w< thysewf ^.^ wike :3 a ÚwÚ nymph ^.^ o' x3 th' sea; be x3 subject -;;w;; To nyo ^.^ sight >_> but ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and >_> minye, invisible -;;w;; To every >_< eyebaww ewse. Go OwO take ÚwÚ this UwU shape, -xDD And ÚwÚ hithew come uWu in :3 't. ^w^ Go, >w< hence with :3 diwigence! -uWu Exit uWu AWIEW -xDD Awake, uWu deaw uWu heawt, ;;w;; awake; xDD thou x3 hast slept well; -^.^ Awake. -MIWANDA. uWu The :33 stwangenyess of x3 youw ^-^ stowy put -:3 Heavinyess uWu in x3 me. -PWOSPEWO. :33 Shake >w< it off. :3 Come ;;w;; on, -^-^ We'ww x3 visit >_< Cawiban, x3 my :33 swave, who >_< nyevew -xDD Yiewds >_> us uWu kind answer. -MIWANDA. 'Tis :3 a villain, ^w^ siw, -UwU I UwU do nyot wuv to wook :3 on. -PWOSPEWO. OwO But >_< as x3 'tis, -We ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; miss :33 him: ^.^ he does >_< make UwU ouw ^w^ fiwe, -^-^ Fetch uWu in UwU ouw wood, ÚwÚ and sewves uWu in ;;w;; offices -:33 That pwofit >_> us. >_> What ho! x3 swave! Caliban! -^.^ Thou earth, ^w^ thou! :33 Speak. -CALIBAN. :3 [ ;;w;; Within] >_> Thewe's uWu wood enough x3 within. -PWOSPEWO. :3 Come ^-^ fowth, UwU I say; there's othew business fow thee. -^.^ Come, xDD thou tortoise! xDD when? - -^.^ We-entew uWu AWIEW ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ watew-nymph - -:33 Finye UwU appawition! OwO My ^w^ quaint ;;w;; Awiew, -^.^ Hawk uWu in ^.^ thinye :3 eaw. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. OwO My uWu wowd, >w< it UwU shaww be ^-^ donye. uWu Exit -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou OwO poisonyous :33 swave, ^w^ got ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ deviw >_< himsewf ->_> Upon >w< thy wicked :33 dam, come OwO fowth! - -Entew ÚwÚ CAWIBAN - -CALIBAN. ;;w;; As wicked :33 dew >_< as ;;w;; e'ew x3 my mothew bwush'd -With raven's ÚwÚ feathew from ^.^ unwhowesome ^-^ fen -ÚwÚ Dwop on xDD you UwU both! ^-^ A >_> south-west ^w^ bwow on OwO ye -xDD And UwU bwistew xDD you aww o'ew! -PWOSPEWO. For uWu this, be x3 suwe, ^.^ to-nyight xDD thou shalt uWu have ;;w;; cwamps, -x3 Side-stitches :3 that UwU shaww OwO pen >w< thy UwU bweath xDD up; >_> uwchins -Shaww, fow :3 that >_> vast of >w< nyight :3 that ;;w;; they OwO may work, -All ÚwÚ exewcise on ÚwÚ thee; xDD thou shalt be ;;w;; pinch'd -;;w;; As thick >_< as :3 honyeycomb, >_< each pinch ^.^ mowe stinging -Than ÚwÚ bees :3 that UwU made ^.^ 'em. -CALIBAN. UwU I ^w^ must eat x3 my uWu dinnyew. -This island's >_> minye, ^.^ by xDD Sycowax x3 my :33 mothew, ->_< Which xDD thou :33 tak'st from x3 me. x3 When xDD thou xDD cam'st ÚwÚ fiwst, -^.^ Thou strok'st ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU made much of uWu me, wouldst UwU give ;;w;; me -Watew with >_< bewwies OwO in't, ÚwÚ and >_< teach ;;w;; me >w< how -;;w;; To xDD nyame x3 the ;;w;; biggew wight, ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 the UwU wess, -:33 That buwn ^.^ by day ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyight; ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And ^w^ show'd uWu thee aww x3 the :33 quawities ^.^ o' x3 th' isle, -uWu The >w< fwesh xDD spwings, bwinye-pits, ^-^ bawwen :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^.^ fewtiwe. -Cuws'd be UwU I :3 that uWu did so! All x3 the chawms -Of Sycorax, toads, beetles, ÚwÚ bats, >w< wight on you! -For UwU I ^w^ am aww x3 the subjects :3 that xDD you have, ->_< Which xDD fiwst UwU was >_< minye UwU own uWu king; ÚwÚ and OwO hewe xDD you >w< sty ;;w;; me -^w^ In ÚwÚ this x3 hawd :33 wock, whiwes xDD you UwU do >_< keep from ;;w;; me -uWu The xDD west ^.^ o' x3 th' iswand. -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou UwU most lying :33 swave, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ stwipes OwO may x3 muv, nyot kindness! UwU I uWu have ;;w;; us'd ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; Fiwth >_< as xDD thou awt, with human care, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wodg'd uWu thee -^w^ In >_< minye UwU own cell, >w< tiww xDD thou :33 didst >_> seek to xDD viowate -uWu The honour of x3 my :33 chiwd. -CALIBAN. x3 O :3 ho, x3 O ho! Would't xDD had :33 been ^-^ donye. -^.^ Thou :33 didst ^w^ pwevent OwO me; UwU I xDD had ^.^ peopw'd >_> ewse -This isle with ^-^ Cawibans. -MIWANDA. uWu Abhowwed :33 swave, ->_< Which xDD any pwint of xDD goodnyess wiwt nyot take, -uWu Being capabwe of aww iww! UwU I uWu pitied ÚwÚ thee, ->w< Took ^w^ pains to >_< make uWu thee :3 speak, ÚwÚ taught uWu thee >_< each >_> houw -x3 Onye ^.^ thing ow :3 othew. x3 When xDD thou :33 didst >_> nyot, uWu savage, -xDD Knyow ^.^ thinye UwU own meanying, >_> but wouldst >_< gabbwe ^.^ wike -^-^ A ^.^ thing UwU most brutish, UwU I endow'd >w< thy uWu puwposes -With wowds :3 that UwU made them knyown. OwO But >w< thy ^-^ viwe :33 wace, -;;w;; Though xDD thou :33 didst ÚwÚ weawn, xDD had :3 that OwO in't which ÚwÚ good natures -Could nyot abide to be x3 with; >_< thewefowe >w< wast xDD thou ->_> Desewvedwy >_< confin'd x3 into ÚwÚ this :33 wock, who >w< hadst -Desewv'd ^.^ mowe than :3 a x3 pwison. -CALIBAN. >_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me wanguage, ÚwÚ and x3 my pwofit ^.^ on't -Is, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< how to cuwse. uWu The red pwague x3 wid xDD you -For :33 weawnying ;;w;; me x3 youw OwO wanguage! -PWOSPEWO. Hag-seed, UwU hence! -^-^ Fetch >_> us uWu in fuew. xDD And be quick, xDD thou ;;w;; 'wt ^w^ best, -;;w;; To answew othew business. Shwug'st UwU thou, mawice? -;;w;; If xDD thou OwO nyegwect'st, ow dost uWu unwiwwingwy ->_> What UwU I >_> command, I'll ^.^ wack uWu thee with ;;w;; owd ;;w;; cwamps, -Fiww aww >w< thy bones with >_> aches, >_< make uWu thee :33 woaw, -:33 That x3 beasts UwU shaww :3 twembwe uWu at >w< thy din. -CALIBAN. :3 Nyo, pray thee. -:3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ must OwO obey. ÚwÚ His awt >_> is of xDD such pow'r, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd contwow x3 my x3 dam's ^.^ god, xDD Setebos, -xDD And >_< make :3 a ^.^ vassaw of ^.^ him. -PWOSPEWO. So, ;;w;; swave; UwU hence! uWu Exit ÚwÚ CAWIBAN - -^.^ We-entew uWu AWIEW >_> invisibwe, :3 pwaying >_< ad singing; -FEWDINyAND fowwowing - -^w^ AWIEW'S OwO SONG. -:3 Come >w< unto these >w< yewwow x3 sands, -xDD And xDD then OwO take hands; -Cuwtsied when xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ and uWu kiss'd, -uWu The >w< wiwd ;;w;; waves >_> whist, -;;w;; Foot >w< it featly OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, -^.^ And, x3 sweet ^w^ spwites, x3 the buwden bear. -Hawk, x3 hawk! -^w^ [Buwden ^w^ dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] -uWu The ;;w;; watch ^.^ dogs bark. -^w^ [Buwden ^w^ dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] -Hawk, x3 hawk! UwU I hear -uWu The ;;w;; stwain of UwU stwutting >_< chanticweew -;;w;; Cwy, Cock-a-diddle-dow. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. Whewe >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this uWu music :3 be? xDD I' x3 th' ^w^ aiw ow x3 th' -^w^ eawth? -^.^ It sounds nyo mowe; ÚwÚ and >_< suwe >w< it waits ;;w;; upon -;;w;; Some god ^.^ o' x3 th' iswand. ^.^ Sitting on :3 a ^.^ bank, -Weeping again x3 the ^w^ King x3 my father's ^.^ wweck, -This uWu music x3 cwept ^.^ by ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ watews, -Allaying both uWu theiw UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and x3 my passion -With OwO its x3 sweet air; thence UwU I uWu have follow'd :33 it, -:33 Ow >w< it hath drawn ;;w;; me rather. OwO But UwU 'tis ;;w;; gonye. -:3 Nyo, >w< it ÚwÚ begins ;;w;; again. - -^w^ AWIEW'S OwO SONG -Full OwO fathom five >w< thy >w< fathew >w< wies; -Of :33 his bones OwO awe ÚwÚ cowaw ÚwÚ made; ->w< Those OwO awe uWu peawws :3 that :3 wewe :33 his eyes; -Nyothing of ^.^ him :3 that xDD doth >_> fade -OwO But xDD doth suffew :3 a x3 sea-change -^.^ Into ^-^ something rich ÚwÚ and x3 stwange. -UwU Sea-nymphs hourly OwO wing :33 his knyeww: -UwU [Buwden: ^-^ Ding-dong.] -:33 Hawk! nyow UwU I hear them-Ding-dong bell. - -^.^ FEWDINyAND. uWu The uWu ditty does remember x3 my >w< dwown'd :33 fathew. -This >_> is nyo >w< mowtaw business, nor nyo >_> sound -:33 That x3 the ^.^ eawth :33 owes. UwU I hear >w< it nyow :33 abuv x3 me. -PWOSPEWO. uWu The fringed cuwtains of ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye OwO advance, -xDD And >_> say >_> what xDD thou seest yond. -MIWANDA. >_> What is't? :3 a spiwit? -Wowd, >w< how >w< it :33 wooks about! :3 Bewieve uWu me, ^w^ siw, -^.^ It xDD cawwies :3 a >_< bwave fowm. OwO But UwU 'tis :3 a >w< spiwit. -PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyo, ^.^ wench; >w< it ^w^ eats ÚwÚ and sweeps ÚwÚ and hath xDD such :33 senses -;;w;; As ^.^ we have, xDD such. This OwO gawwant which xDD thou seest -Was uWu in x3 the wweck; ÚwÚ and >_> but uWu he's ^-^ something x3 stain'd -With gwief, ^w^ that's beauty's ;;w;; cankew, xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst caww ^.^ him -^-^ A xDD goodwy person. >w< He hath wost :33 his fewwows, -xDD And UwU stways about to find ^.^ 'em. -MIWANDA. UwU I ^w^ might caww ^.^ him -^-^ A ^.^ thing ^w^ divinye; fow >_< nyothing natural -UwU I OwO evew saw UwU so noble. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It xDD goes ;;w;; on, UwU I see, -;;w;; As x3 my :3 souw prompts :3 it. :33 Spiwit, OwO finye :33 spiwit! I'll fwee uWu thee -OwO Within >w< two OwO days fow UwU this. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Most x3 suwe, x3 the ÚwÚ goddess -On ÚwÚ whom these uWu aiws ^w^ attend! Vouchsafe x3 my uWu pway'w -^-^ May ^.^ knyow >_> if xDD you wemain ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this uWu iswand; -xDD And :3 that xDD you xDD wiww x3 some ÚwÚ good :33 instwuction UwU give -How UwU I OwO may UwU beaw ;;w;; me hewe. OwO My prime ÚwÚ wequest, ->_< Which UwU I UwU do >w< wast OwO pwonyounce, ;;w;; is, x3 O xDD you xDD wondew! -;;w;; If xDD you be >_< maid ow no? -MIWANDA. No OwO wondew, siw; -OwO But :3 cewtainwy :3 a ^-^ maid. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. OwO My ^w^ wanguage? :33 Heavens! -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the best of them :3 that speak ÚwÚ this ;;w;; speech, -^.^ Wewe UwU I >_> but :3 whewe UwU 'tis >_> spoken. -PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ How? x3 the ^-^ best? ->_> What OwO wewt UwU thou, >_> if x3 the ^w^ King of Nyapwes heard thee? -^.^ FEWDINyAND. ^-^ A :3 singwe ÚwÚ thing, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am now, :3 that wondews -;;w;; To hear uWu thee speak of Naples. >w< He does hear OwO me; -xDD And :3 that ^.^ he does UwU I >_> weep. xDD Mysewf ^w^ am Naples, -Who with >_< minye ^w^ eyes, >_< nyevew xDD since uWu at >_< ebb, beheld -uWu The ^w^ King x3 my >w< fathew uWu wweck'd. -MIWANDA. xDD Awack, fow mercy! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. Yes, ^w^ faith, ÚwÚ and aww :33 his wowds, x3 the >w< Duke of Milan -xDD And :33 his >_< bwave >_< son ^.^ being >_< twain. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] uWu The >w< Duke of Milan -xDD And :33 his ^.^ mowe >_< bwavew daughter couwd contwow ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; If nyow >w< 'twewe ;;w;; fit to >_< do't. At x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ sight -^-^ They uWu have chang'd :3 eyes. Delicate ;;w;; Awiew, -I'll uWu set uWu thee fwee fow UwU this. :33 [To FERDINAND] ^-^ A word, ÚwÚ good -siw; -UwU I feaw xDD you uWu have donye >_> youwsewf x3 some >_> wwong; :3 a OwO wowd. -MIWANDA. Why xDD speaks x3 my >w< fathew UwU so ungentwy? This -Is x3 the thiwd x3 man :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^w^ saw; x3 the xDD fiwst -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I xDD sigh'd ;;w;; fow. x3 Pity move x3 my >w< fathew -;;w;; To be ^-^ incwin'd x3 my >_< way! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. >_< O, >_> if :3 a xDD viwgin, -xDD And x3 youw :3 affection nyot >_> gonye ^-^ fowth, I'll >_< make xDD you -uWu The xDD Queen of Naples. -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Soft, ^.^ Siw! one ;;w;; wowd more. -:3 [Aside] ^-^ They OwO awe both uWu in uWu eithew's >w< pow'ws; >_> but ÚwÚ this UwU swift -busines -UwU I ^w^ must :33 unyeasy ;;w;; make, xDD west ^w^ too >w< wight winnying -^-^ Make x3 the >w< pwize light. :33 [To FERDINAND] x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd mowe; UwU I -:3 chawge uWu thee -:33 That xDD thou >_< attend OwO me; xDD thou dost OwO hewe usuwp -uWu The xDD nyame xDD thou :33 ow'st x3 nyot; ÚwÚ and x3 hast put >w< thysewf ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this >_< iswand >_< as :3 a :33 spy, to x3 win >w< it -Fwom uWu me, x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^.^ on't. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a man. -MIWANDA. >_> Thewe's >_< nyothing :33 iww ^.^ can dwell uWu in xDD such :3 a temple. -;;w;; If x3 the :33 iww ^w^ spiwit uWu have UwU so >w< faiw :3 a house, -^-^ Good ^.^ things xDD wiww strive to dwell :33 with't. -PWOSPEWO. Follow x3 me. -^w^ Speak nyot xDD you fow him; uWu he's :3 a traitor. ÚwÚ Come; -I'll ;;w;; manyacwe >w< thy x3 nyeck ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feet together. -Sea-watew shalt xDD thou ;;w;; dwink; >w< thy OwO food UwU shaww be -uWu The OwO fwesh-bwook mussels, :33 withew'd woots, ÚwÚ and uWu husks -^-^ Whewein x3 the acorn cradled. ^.^ Fowwow. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. No; -UwU I xDD wiww :3 wesist xDD such entewtainment >w< tiww -Mine ;;w;; enyemy >_> has ^.^ mowe UwU powew. -[He OwO dwaws, ÚwÚ and >_> is OwO chawmed from ÚwÚ moving] -MIWANDA. x3 O uWu deaw ÚwÚ fathew, -^-^ Make nyot ^w^ too >_< wash :3 a uWu twiaw of :3 him, fow -He's gentwe, ÚwÚ and nyot fearful. -PWOSPEWO. What, UwU I say, -OwO My :33 foot x3 my ÚwÚ tutow? >_> Put >w< thy xDD swowd up, uWu twaitow; -Who xDD mak'st :3 a x3 show >_> but ^w^ daw'st nyot ÚwÚ stwike, >w< thy >_> conscience -Is UwU so >_< possess'd with ÚwÚ guiwt. :3 Come from >w< thy wawd; -For UwU I ^.^ can OwO hewe disarm uWu thee with ÚwÚ this OwO stick -xDD And >_< make >w< thy :33 weapon :3 dwop. -MIWANDA. Beseech UwU you, ;;w;; fathew! -PWOSPEWO. :33 Hence! Hang nyot on x3 my x3 gawments. -MIWANDA. UwU Siw, uWu have pity; -I'll be :33 his suwety. -PWOSPEWO. Silence! x3 Onye ;;w;; wowd ^.^ mowe -Shall >_< make ;;w;; me UwU chide ÚwÚ thee, >_> if nyot ^-^ hate thee. What! -^-^ An advocate fow >w< an impostor! UwU hush! -^.^ Thou think'st there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe xDD such >w< shapes >_< as xDD he, ->_> Having :3 seen >_> but ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< Cawiban. Foolish ^-^ wench! -;;w;; To x3 th' UwU most of ;;w;; men ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a >_< Cawiban, -xDD And ;;w;; they to ^.^ him OwO awe angels. -MIWANDA. OwO My affections -^w^ Awe xDD then UwU most humble; UwU I uWu have nyo ^-^ ambition -;;w;; To >_> see :3 a UwU goodwiew man. -PWOSPEWO. :3 Come xDD on; OwO obey. -x3 Thy nerves OwO awe uWu in uWu theiw infancy OwO again, -xDD And uWu have nyo >_< vigouw uWu in OwO them. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. ^w^ So ;;w;; they >_< awe; -OwO My ^.^ spiwits, >_< as uWu in :3 a x3 dweam, OwO awe aww bound :33 up. -OwO My father's woss, x3 the ^.^ weaknyess which UwU I feew, -uWu The wreck of aww x3 my OwO fwiends, nor ÚwÚ this :33 man's threats -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am UwU subdu'd, OwO awe >_> but >w< wight to uWu me, -^.^ Might UwU I >_> but ^w^ thwough x3 my :3 pwison >_> once :3 a day -ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ this ^-^ maid. All ^-^ cownyews >_> ewse ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth -Let ^w^ wibewty >_< make use OwO of; xDD space enough -:3 Have UwU I uWu in xDD such :3 a x3 pwison. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] ^.^ It xDD wowks. :33 [To FERDINAND] :3 Come uWu on.- -^.^ Thou x3 hast donye weww, OwO finye Awiew! :33 [To FERDINAND] Follow -x3 me. -:33 [To ARIEL] ^.^ Hawk >_> what xDD thou >_> ewse shalt UwU do x3 me. -MIWANDA. ^w^ Be of uWu comfowt; -OwO My father's of :3 a xDD bettew nyatuwe, ^w^ siw, -Than ^.^ he >_> appeaws ^.^ by OwO speech; ÚwÚ this >_> is ;;w;; unwonted ->_< Which nyow ^-^ came from ^.^ him. -PWOSPEWO. :33 [To ARIEL] ^.^ Thou shalt be >_< as fwee -;;w;; As OwO mountain winds; >_> but xDD then exactwy UwU do -All x3 points of x3 my >_> command. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ;;w;; To x3 th' syllable. -PWOSPEWO. :33 [To FERDINAND] ^.^ Come, x3 fowwow. :33 [To >_> MIWANDA] -^w^ Speak nyot fow ^.^ him. 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Our hint of woe -Is ^-^ common; every ^-^ day, x3 some x3 saiwow's :3 wife, -uWu The >w< mastews of x3 some OwO mewchant, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO mewchant, -:3 Have >w< just UwU ouw :33 theme of >w< woe; >_> but fow x3 the miracle, -UwU I >_> mean UwU ouw UwU pwesewvation, x3 few uWu in millions -UwU Can speak ^.^ wike >_> us. UwU Then wisely, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, >w< weigh -Our sorrow with UwU ouw UwU comfowt. -^-^ AWONSO. Prithee, peace. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He weceives uWu comfowt ^.^ wike UwU cowd porridge. ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu The ^-^ visitow xDD wiww nyot UwU give ^.^ him ^-^ o'ew :3 so. -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Wook, uWu he's x3 winding x3 up x3 the ;;w;; watch of :33 his >_> wit; ^.^ by -ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< it xDD wiww stwike. -uWu GONZAWO. OwO Siw- -:33 SEBASTIAN. Onye-Teww. -uWu GONZAWO. x3 When every grief >_> is entertain'd ^w^ that's offew'd, -UwU Comes to x3 th' xDD entewtainyew- -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A ^w^ dowwaw. -uWu GONZAWO. Dolour x3 comes to :3 him, :33 indeed; xDD you uWu have >w< spoken -twuew than xDD you :3 puwpos'd. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> You uWu have :33 taken >w< it OwO wisewiew than UwU I meant xDD you -OwO shouwd. -uWu GONZAWO. >_< Thewefowe, x3 my wowd- ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO Fie, >_> what :3 a spendthwift >_> is ^.^ he of :33 his >_< tongue! -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU spawe. -uWu GONZAWO. xDD Weww, UwU I uWu have donye; >_> but UwU yet- -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He xDD wiww be tawking. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< Which, of ^.^ he ow Adrian, fow :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ wagew, xDD fiwst -ÚwÚ begins to xDD cwow? -:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu The ;;w;; owd ^.^ cock. ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu The x3 cock'wew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Donye. uWu The wagew? ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ A uWu waughtew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A match! -ADWIAN. ;;w;; Though ÚwÚ this >_< iswand xDD seem to be uWu desewt- ->_> ANTONyIO. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -:33 SEBASTIAN. So, ÚwÚ you'we paid. -ADWIAN. Uninhabitable, ÚwÚ and almost inyaccessibwe- -:33 SEBASTIAN. Yet- -ADWIAN. Yet- ->_> ANTONyIO. >w< He couwd nyot miss't. -ADWIAN. ^.^ It ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be of ^.^ subtwe, ÚwÚ tendew, ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate -:3 tempewance. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ Tempewance UwU was :3 a xDD dewicate >_< wench. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 subtwe; >_< as ^.^ he UwU most learnedly -:33 dewivew'd. -ADWIAN. uWu The ^w^ aiw breathes ;;w;; upon >_> us OwO hewe UwU most sweetly. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; As >_> if >w< it xDD had ;;w;; wungs, ÚwÚ and wotten ÚwÚ onyes. ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 Ow, >_< as >w< 'twewe ;;w;; pewfum'd ^.^ by :3 a :33 fen. -uWu GONZAWO. :3 Hewe >_> is evewything >_< advantageous to life. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ Twue; :3 save means to wive. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Of :3 that there's nyonye, ow ^.^ wittwe. -uWu GONZAWO. How >_< wush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wusty x3 the gwass OwO wooks! >w< how ;;w;; gween! ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu The x3 gwound ÚwÚ indeed >_> is OwO tawny. -:33 SEBASTIAN. With >w< an ^w^ eye of green ÚwÚ in't. ->_> ANTONyIO. >w< He uWu misses nyot :33 much. -:33 SEBASTIAN. No; ^.^ he xDD doth >_> but ÚwÚ mistake x3 the uWu twuth ;;w;; totawwy. -uWu GONZAWO. OwO But x3 the rarity of >w< it ;;w;; is, which >_> is ÚwÚ indeed almost -^w^ beyond cwedit- -:33 SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; As UwU many ^.^ vouch'd wawities x3 awe. -uWu GONZAWO. :33 That UwU ouw garments, x3 being, >_< as ;;w;; they uWu wewe, drench'd -uWu in x3 the :33 sea, OwO howd, >w< nyotwithstanding, uWu theiw freshness ÚwÚ and -^w^ gwosses, ^.^ being rather new-dy'd, than x3 stain'd with ^-^ sawt ->_> watew. ->_> ANTONyIO. ;;w;; If >_> but one of :33 his >_> pockets couwd :3 speak, ^.^ wouwd >w< it -nyot >_> say ^.^ he uWu wies? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Ay, ow xDD vewy :3 fawsewy uWu pocket x3 up :33 his report. -uWu GONZAWO. Methinks UwU ouw xDD gawments OwO awe nyow >_< as >w< fwesh >_< as when -^.^ we put them on xDD fiwst uWu in >_> Afwic, uWu at x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of x3 the ->_< King's >w< faiw daughter Claribel to x3 the ^w^ King of Tunis. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_< 'Twas :3 a x3 sweet ^.^ mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we prosper weww uWu in -UwU ouw wetuwn. -ADWIAN. :33 Tunyis UwU was >_< nyevew ÚwÚ gwac'd >w< befowe with xDD such :3 a uWu pawagon -to uWu theiw >w< queen. -uWu GONZAWO. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD since ^.^ widow Dido's uWu time. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Widow! :3 a uWu pox ^.^ o' >_< that! How ^-^ came :3 that ;;w;; 'widow' -in? UwU Widow OwO Dido! -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What >_> if ^.^ he xDD had uWu said 'widower Aeneas' xDD too? -^-^ Good Wowd, >w< how xDD you OwO take :3 it! -ADWIAN. xDD 'Widow ;;w;; Dido' uWu said you? >_> You >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ study of -x3 that. :33 She UwU was of Carthage, nyot of Tunis. -uWu GONZAWO. This Tunis, ^w^ siw, UwU was Carthage. -ADWIAN. Cawthage? -uWu GONZAWO. UwU I :33 assuwe UwU you, Carthage. ->_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ His ;;w;; wowd >_> is ^.^ mowe than x3 the ^.^ miwacuwous ;;w;; hawp. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He hath >_> wais'd x3 the :3 waww, ÚwÚ and xDD houses UwU too. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_> What xDD impossibwe ;;w;; mattew xDD wiww ^.^ he >_< make ^w^ easy ;;w;; nyext? -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I think ^.^ he xDD wiww carry ÚwÚ this >_< iswand ^.^ home uWu in :33 his -pocket, ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it :33 his >_< son fow >w< an apple. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ And, xDD sowing x3 the ÚwÚ kewnyews of >w< it uWu in x3 the :33 sea, ;;w;; bwing -fowth ^.^ mowe iswands. -uWu GONZAWO. uWu Ay. ->_> ANTONyIO. Why, uWu in ÚwÚ good uWu time. -uWu GONZAWO. UwU Siw, ^.^ we :3 wewe :33 tawking :3 that UwU ouw xDD gawments xDD seem nyow ->_< as >w< fwesh >_< as when ^.^ we :3 wewe uWu at :33 Tunyis uWu at x3 the ^.^ mawwiage of -x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, who >_> is nyow ÚwÚ Queen. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And x3 the ^.^ wawest :3 that ;;w;; e'ew ^-^ came :33 thewe. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Bate, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ^.^ widow :3 Dido. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, ^.^ widow OwO Dido! Ay, ^.^ widow :3 Dido. -uWu GONZAWO. Is >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, x3 my ^w^ doubwet >_< as >w< fwesh >_< as x3 the xDD fiwst day UwU I -ÚwÚ wowe :33 it? UwU I mean, uWu in :3 a >_< sowt. ->_> ANTONyIO. :33 That 'sort' UwU was weww ;;w;; fish'd ;;w;; fow. -uWu GONZAWO. x3 When UwU I ÚwÚ wowe >w< it uWu at x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's x3 mawwiage? -^-^ AWONSO. >_> You ;;w;; cwam these wowds x3 into >_< minye OwO eaws OwO against -uWu The stomach of x3 my ÚwÚ sense. Wouwd UwU I xDD had >_< nyevew -uWu Mawwied x3 my daughter uWu thewe; for, xDD coming thence, -OwO My >_< son >_> is ^.^ wost; x3 and, uWu in x3 my rate, ^.^ she :3 too, -Who >_> is UwU so uWu faw from Italy removed -UwU I ^w^ nye'ew again UwU shaww >_> see her. x3 O xDD thou >_< minye heir -Of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and of Milan, >_> what ;;w;; stwange :33 fish ->_< Hath UwU made :33 his ^w^ meaw on thee? -xDD FWANCISCO. UwU Siw, ^.^ he OwO may ÚwÚ wive; -UwU I saw ^.^ him xDD beat x3 the suwges :33 undew :3 him, -xDD And uWu wide ;;w;; upon uWu theiw >w< backs; ^.^ he twod x3 the >_< watew, ->_< Whose >_< enmity ^.^ he UwU fwung ÚwÚ aside, ÚwÚ and bweasted -uWu The suwge UwU most >w< swown :3 that >w< met him; :33 his bold >_> head -'Buv x3 the ^.^ contentious ;;w;; waves ^.^ he kept, ÚwÚ and :3 oawed -Himsewf with :33 his ÚwÚ good :3 awms uWu in ÚwÚ wusty ^w^ stwoke -;;w;; To x3 th' >w< showe, :3 that ^-^ o'ew :33 his ^w^ wave-wown >_< basis ^-^ bowed, -;;w;; As ^w^ stooping to xDD wewieve ^.^ him. UwU I nyot doubt ->w< He ^-^ came ^.^ awive to xDD wand. -^-^ AWONSO. :3 Nyo, no, uWu he's ;;w;; gonye. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Siw, xDD you OwO may >_> thank >_> youwsewf fow ÚwÚ this great woss, -:33 That ^.^ wouwd nyot ;;w;; bwess UwU ouw Europe with x3 youw ^w^ daughtew, -OwO But rather wose her to >w< an ^.^ Afwican; -Whewe uWu she, uWu at least, >_> is banyish'd from x3 youw >_< eye, -Who hath cause to wet x3 the grief ^.^ on't. -^-^ AWONSO. Prithee, peace. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> You :3 wewe knyeew'd ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and xDD impowtun'd ^-^ othewwise -^-^ By aww of us; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< faiw :3 souw herself -Weigh'd ^-^ between loathness ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience uWu at ->_< Which >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ beam >_> shouwd ÚwÚ bow. We uWu have wost x3 youw x3 son, -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, fow ever. Milan ÚwÚ and Nyapwes uWu have ->w< Moe widows uWu in them of ÚwÚ this business' >_> making, -Than ^.^ we ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; men to uWu comfowt OwO them; -uWu The fauwt's x3 youw own. -^-^ AWONSO. ^w^ So >_> is x3 the x3 deaw'st ^.^ o' x3 th' loss. -uWu GONZAWO. OwO My ;;w;; wowd UwU Sebastian, -uWu The uWu twuth xDD you speak xDD doth ^.^ wack x3 some gentwenyess, -xDD And time to speak >w< it UwU in; xDD you :3 wub x3 the :33 sowe, -x3 When xDD you >_> shouwd ;;w;; bwing x3 the :3 pwastew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Very well. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And UwU most UwU chiwuwgeonwy. -uWu GONZAWO. ^.^ It >_> is fouw >_> weathew uWu in >_> us all, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, -x3 When xDD you OwO awe cloudy. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Foul :33 weathew? ->_> ANTONyIO. Very fouw. -uWu GONZAWO. xDD Had UwU I >_< pwantation of ÚwÚ this isle, x3 my wowd- ->_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He'd ;;w;; sow 't with UwU nyettwe-seed. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 Ow ^w^ docks, ow >w< mawwows. -uWu GONZAWO. xDD And :3 wewe x3 the x3 king on't, >_> what ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^-^ do? -:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 Scape ^.^ being UwU dwunk fow ^.^ want of ^.^ winye. -uWu GONZAWO. xDD I' x3 th' >_> commonweawth UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by contraries -:3 Execute aww >_> things; fow nyo uWu kind of UwU twaffic -Wouwd UwU I ^.^ admit; nyo xDD nyame of >w< magistwate; ->_< Wettews >_> shouwd nyot be x3 knyown; ÚwÚ wiches, puvwty, -xDD And use of sewvice, x3 nyonye; contract, :3 succession, -Bouwn, bound of land, ÚwÚ tiwth, >w< vinyeyawd, x3 nyonye; -No use of :33 metaw, corn, ow wine, ow x3 oiw; -No ;;w;; occupation; aww ;;w;; men idwe, aww; -xDD And x3 women :3 too, >_> but innocent ÚwÚ and pure; -No sovereignty- -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd be x3 king ^.^ on't. ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu The UwU wattew >w< end of :33 his >_> commonweawth forgets x3 the -^w^ beginnying. -uWu GONZAWO. All ^.^ things uWu in ^w^ common ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd produce -Without UwU sweat ow ^.^ endeavouw. Tweason, ^.^ fewony, -OwO Swowd, pike, ^-^ knyife, ^.^ gun, ow >_< nyeed of xDD any enginye, -Wouwd UwU I nyot uWu have; >_> but ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> shouwd ;;w;; bwing ^-^ fowth, -Of >w< it UwU own ;;w;; kind, aww :3 foison, aww :33 abundance, -;;w;; To >w< feed x3 my innocent ^-^ peopwe. -:33 SEBASTIAN. No OwO mawwying 'mong :33 his ^w^ subjects? ->_> ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Nyonye, xDD man; aww idle; ^-^ whowes ÚwÚ and >_> knyaves. -uWu GONZAWO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd with xDD such pewfection govern, ^w^ siw, -;;w;; T' >_< excew x3 the golden age. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Save :33 his Majesty! ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO Wong ^w^ wive :3 Gonzawo! -uWu GONZAWO. And-do xDD you mark uWu me, UwU siw? -^-^ AWONSO. Prithee, nyo mowe; xDD thou dost tawk >_< nyothing to x3 me. -uWu GONZAWO. UwU I UwU do weww ^-^ bewieve x3 youw Highness; ÚwÚ and uWu did >w< it to -xDD minyistew ;;w;; occasion to these xDD gentwemen, who OwO awe of xDD such -^-^ sensibwe ÚwÚ and >_< nyimbwe >w< wungs :3 that ;;w;; they awways use to laugh -uWu at OwO nyothing. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< 'Twas xDD you ^.^ we >_< waugh'd at. -uWu GONZAWO. Who uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu kind of ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; foowing ^w^ am >_< nyothing to -uWu you; UwU so xDD you OwO may continue, ÚwÚ and laugh uWu at >_< nyothing xDD stiww. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_> What :3 a ^w^ bwow UwU was there ÚwÚ given! -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ An >w< it xDD had nyot fall'n fwat-wong. -uWu GONZAWO. >_> You OwO awe gentlemen of >_< bwave xDD mettwe; xDD you ^.^ wouwd -lift x3 the ;;w;; moon x3 out of her OwO sphewe, >_> if ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >w< continyue -uWu in >w< it five UwU weeks ^-^ without ÚwÚ changing. - -Entew ARIEL, >_> invisibwe, :3 pwaying solemn uWu music - -:33 SEBASTIAN. We ^.^ wouwd >_> so, ÚwÚ and xDD then OwO go a-bat-fowling. ->_> ANTONyIO. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, be nyot >w< angwy. -uWu GONZAWO. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant uWu you; UwU I xDD wiww nyot adventuwe x3 my -discretion UwU so weakwy. Will xDD you laugh ;;w;; me ^-^ asweep, fow UwU I ^w^ am -xDD vewy OwO heavy? ->_> ANTONyIO. Go sweep, ÚwÚ and hear >_> us. ->w< [Aww :33 sweep >_> but ^.^ AWONSO, x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] -^-^ AWONSO. What, aww UwU so >w< soon asleep! UwU I ÚwÚ wish >_< minye eyes -Wouwd, with ^.^ themsewves, shut x3 up x3 my thoughts; UwU I find -^-^ They OwO awe ^-^ incwin'd to UwU do :3 so. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, -Do nyot x3 omit x3 the x3 heavy offer of >w< it: -^.^ It seldom >_> visits sorrow; when >w< it :3 doth, -^.^ It >_> is :3 a :3 comfowtew. ->_> ANTONyIO. We >_> two, x3 my uWu wowd, -Will xDD guawd x3 youw ÚwÚ pewson OwO whiwe xDD you OwO take x3 youw ^-^ west, -xDD And ;;w;; watch x3 youw >w< safety. -^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Thank you-wondwous xDD heavy! -^w^ [AWONSO sleeps. uWu Exit ARIEL] -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What :3 a ;;w;; stwange drowsiness xDD possesses >w< them! ->_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ;;w;; quawity ^.^ o' x3 th' climate. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Why -^-^ Doth >w< it nyot xDD then UwU ouw >_> eyewids :33 sink? UwU I find nyot -xDD Mysewf uWu dispos'd to OwO sweep. ->_> ANTONyIO. x3 Nyow x3 I; x3 my ;;w;; spiwits OwO awe nimble. -^-^ They UwU feww togethew all, >_< as ^.^ by :3 consent; -^-^ They ^.^ dwopp'd, >_< as ^.^ by :3 a OwO thundew-stwoke. >_> What xDD might, -Wowthy Sebastian? >_< O, >_> what might! No uWu mowe! -xDD And yet uWu methinks UwU I >_> see >w< it uWu in >w< thy >w< face, ->_> What xDD thou shouwdst be; x3 th' ;;w;; occasion xDD speaks ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and -OwO My >w< stwong xDD imaginyation sees :3 a >_< cwown -ÚwÚ Dwopping ;;w;; upon >w< thy >_> head. -:33 SEBASTIAN. What, awt xDD thou OwO waking? ->_> ANTONyIO. Do xDD you nyot hear ;;w;; me x3 speak? -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I do; ÚwÚ and x3 suwewy -^.^ It >_> is :3 a UwU sweepy wanguage, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st -UwU Out of >w< thy OwO sweep. >_> What >_> is >w< it xDD thou :33 didst ^.^ say? -This >_> is :3 a ;;w;; stwange wepose, to be ;;w;; asweep -With eyes uWu wide >w< open; standing, ^-^ speaking, ^.^ moving, -xDD And yet UwU so ÚwÚ fast asleep. ->_> ANTONyIO. Noble UwU Sebastian, -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ wet'st >w< thy :3 fowtunye ;;w;; sweep-die wathew; >w< wink'st -Whiwes xDD thou awt xDD waking. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^.^ Thou dost snore >w< distinctwy; ->_> Thewe's meaning uWu in >w< thy snores. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ mowe sewious than x3 my OwO custom; xDD you -:3 Must be UwU so :3 too, >_> if :3 heed OwO me; which to UwU do -^w^ Twebwes uWu thee >_< o'ew. -:33 SEBASTIAN. xDD Weww, UwU I ^w^ am >_< standing >_> watew. ->_> ANTONyIO. I'll >_< teach xDD you >w< how to ^w^ fwow. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Do so: to >_< ebb, -;;w;; Heweditawy sloth >_< instwucts x3 me. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, -;;w;; If xDD you >_> but UwU knyew >w< how xDD you x3 the OwO puwpose >_< chewish, -Whiwes OwO thus xDD you ÚwÚ mock :3 it! how, uWu in :33 stwipping :33 it, ->_> You ^.^ mowe ;;w;; invest :3 it! >w< Ebbing ;;w;; men :33 indeed, -:3 Most x3 often, UwU do UwU so nyeaw x3 the :3 bottom >w< wun -^-^ By uWu theiw UwU own feaw ow swoth. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Pwithee >_> say :3 on. -uWu The >w< setting of ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ÚwÚ and >_< cheek :3 pwocwaim -^-^ A ;;w;; mattew from ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and :3 a birth, :33 indeed, ->_< Which throes uWu thee much to >_< yiewd. ->_> ANTONyIO. Thus, :33 siw: -Awthough ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd of xDD weak ^w^ wemembwance, ÚwÚ this -Who UwU shaww be of >_< as xDD wittwe ^w^ memowy -x3 When ^.^ he >_> is x3 eawth'd, hath OwO hewe almost persuaded- -For uWu he's :3 a ^w^ spiwit of persuasion, >w< onwy -;;w;; Pwofesses to persuade-the ^w^ King :33 his ÚwÚ son's ^.^ awive, -'Tis >_< as xDD impossibwe :3 that uWu he's undwown'd -;;w;; As ^.^ he :3 that sweeps OwO hewe >_< swims. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I uWu have nyo UwU hope -:33 That uWu he's undrown'd. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, x3 out of :3 that 'no OwO hope' ->_> What great UwU hope uWu have you! No UwU hope :3 that uWu way >_> is -ÚwÚ Anyothew uWu way UwU so xDD high :3 a hope, :3 that even -:3 Ambition ;;w;; cannyot xDD piewce :3 a >_> wink :3 beyond, -OwO But doubt ^-^ discuvwy :33 thewe. Will xDD you gwant with ;;w;; me -:33 That >w< Fewdinyand >_> is dwown'd? -:33 SEBASTIAN. He's ;;w;; gonye. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU Then tell uWu me, -Who's x3 the :3 nyext heir of Nyapwes? -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Cwawibew. ->_> ANTONyIO. :33 She :3 that >_> is xDD Queen of ;;w;; Tunyis; ^.^ she :3 that dwells -uWu Ten x3 weagues ^w^ beyond :33 man's :33 wife; ^.^ she :3 that from Nyapwes -UwU Can uWu have nyo :3 nyote, ^w^ unwess x3 the sun :3 wewe ÚwÚ post, -uWu The ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ Moon's ^w^ too swow, >w< tiww uWu nyewbown chins -^w^ Be OwO wough ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wazowabwe; ^.^ she :3 that from ÚwÚ whom -We aww :3 wewe uWu sea-swawwow'd, ^w^ though x3 some ;;w;; cast OwO again, -xDD And ^.^ by :3 that destiny, to x3 pewfowm >w< an ;;w;; act -:3 Wheweof UwU what's x3 past >_> is :33 pwowogue, >_> what to come -^w^ In >_> youws ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ dischawge. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What ^w^ stuff >_> is x3 this! How >_> say you? -'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 my brother's ^w^ daughtew's xDD Queen of ;;w;; Tunyis; -^w^ So >_> is ^.^ she heir of UwU Nyapwes; 'twixt which regions ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 some >w< space. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ A xDD space x3 whose OwO ev'wy cubit -x3 Seems to cwy x3 out ^.^ 'How UwU shaww :3 that Claribel -Measure >_> us back to Nyapwes? ^w^ Keep uWu in Tunis, -xDD And wet UwU Sebastian :3 wake.' x3 Say ÚwÚ this :3 wewe :33 death -:33 That nyow hath :3 seiz'd OwO them; >w< why, ;;w;; they :3 wewe nyo xDD wowse -Than nyow ;;w;; they x3 awe. >_> Thewe be :3 that ^.^ can UwU wuwe Nyapwes -;;w;; As weww >_< as ^.^ he :3 that uWu sweeps; wowds :3 that ^.^ can prate -;;w;; As OwO ampwy ÚwÚ and unnyecessawiwy -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this >w< Gonzawo; UwU I mysewf couwd >_< make -^-^ A uWu chough of >_< as >_> deep uWu chat. >_< O, :3 that xDD you bore -uWu The ^-^ mind :3 that UwU I :33 do! >_> What :3 a :33 sweep :3 wewe ÚwÚ this -For x3 youw ^.^ advancement! Do xDD you understand me? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Methinks UwU I xDD do. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And >w< how does x3 youw :3 content -Tender x3 youw UwU own ÚwÚ good fortune? -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I remember ->_> You uWu did :33 suppwant x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew Prospero. ->_> ANTONyIO. :3 Twue. -xDD And wook >w< how weww x3 my xDD gawments sit ;;w;; upon uWu me, -Much feater than befowe. OwO My brother's :3 sewvants -^.^ Wewe xDD then x3 my UwU fewwows; nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 my ^.^ men. -:33 SEBASTIAN. But, fow x3 youw :33 conscience- ->_> ANTONyIO. Ay, siw; :3 whewe wies ^-^ that? ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe :3 a kibe, -;;w;; 'Twouwd put ;;w;; me to x3 my slipper; >_> but UwU I x3 feew nyot -This deity uWu in x3 my x3 bosom; ÚwÚ twenty consciences -:33 That stand 'twixt ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and Milan, candied be ;;w;; they -xDD And :33 mewt, ere ;;w;; they UwU mowest! :3 Hewe wies x3 youw brother, -No xDD bettew than x3 the ^.^ eawth ^.^ he wies upon, -;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 that which nyow uWu he's ^w^ wike-that's UwU dead; -;;w;; Whom UwU I with ÚwÚ this obedient >w< steew, >w< thwee :33 inches of :33 it, -UwU Can uWu way to x3 bed fow evew; whiwes UwU you, xDD doing thus, -;;w;; To x3 the pewpetuaw >_> wink fow ^.^ aye ^w^ might put -This UwU ancient mowsew, ÚwÚ this Sir Prudence, who -Should nyot x3 upbwaid UwU ouw course. For aww x3 the ^-^ west, -x3 They'ww OwO take ^w^ suggestion >_< as :3 a :33 cat ^w^ waps miwk; -x3 They'ww tell x3 the >w< cwock to xDD any business :3 that -We >_> say befits x3 the hour. -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Thy case, uWu deaw fwiend, -Shall be x3 my pwecedent; >_< as xDD thou got'st Milan, -I'll come ^.^ by Naples. Draw >w< thy ^-^ swowd. x3 Onye ^w^ stwoke -Shall fwee uWu thee from x3 the UwU twibute which xDD thou ^.^ payest; -xDD And UwU I x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww wuv thee. ->_> ANTONyIO. Draw together; -xDD And when UwU I ^-^ weaw x3 my uWu hand, UwU do xDD you x3 the :3 wike, -;;w;; To faww >w< it on Gonzalo. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_< O, >_> but one OwO wowd. ^w^ [They tawk apart] - -^.^ We-entew ARIEL, >_> invisibwe, with uWu music ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ song - -ÚwÚ AWIEW. OwO My >_< mastew ^w^ thwough :33 his awt >w< fowesees x3 the danger -:33 That UwU you, :33 his fwiend, OwO awe UwU in; ÚwÚ and OwO sends ;;w;; me ^-^ fowth- -For >_> ewse :33 his UwU pwoject OwO dies-to >_< keep them ^-^ wiving. -;;w;; [Sings uWu in :3 GONZAWO'S eaw] -While xDD you OwO hewe UwU do x3 snyowing wie, -Open-ey'd conspiracy -ÚwÚ His time xDD doth >_< take. -;;w;; If of >w< wife xDD you >_< keep :3 a care, -:33 Shake x3 off >_> swumbew, ÚwÚ and beware. -xDD Awake, ;;w;; awake! - ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU Then wet >_> us both be >w< sudden. -uWu GONZAWO. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^-^ angews -^w^ Pwesewve x3 the King! ^w^ [They UwU wake] -^-^ AWONSO. Why, >w< how UwU nyow?-Ho, awake!-Why OwO awe xDD you xDD dwawn? -ÚwÚ Whewefowe ÚwÚ this x3 ghastwy >w< wooking? -uWu GONZAWO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Whiwes ^.^ we :33 stood OwO hewe xDD secuwing x3 youw wepose, -Even now, ^.^ we heard :3 a OwO howwow burst of :33 bewwowing -Wike >w< buwws, ow rather >_> wions; ;;w;; did't nyot wake you? -^.^ It >w< stwuck >_< minye ear UwU most terribly. -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I heard OwO nyothing. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< O, uWu 'twas :3 a OwO din to :33 fwight :3 a uWu monstew's eaw, -;;w;; To >_< make >w< an earthquake! Sure >w< it UwU was x3 the roar -Of :3 a whole hewd of ^-^ wions. -^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Heawd xDD you uWu this, ;;w;; Gonzawo? -uWu GONZAWO. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, ^w^ siw, UwU I heard :3 a OwO humming, -xDD And :3 that :3 a ;;w;; stwange one :3 too, which uWu did awake OwO me; -UwU I shak'd UwU you, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied; >_< as >_< minye eyes x3 open'd, -UwU I saw uWu theiw >_< weapons xDD dwawn-thewe UwU was :3 a noise, ->w< That's ^-^ vewiwy. 'Tis best ^.^ we stand ;;w;; upon UwU ouw guawd, -:33 Ow :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ quit ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. :3 Wet's dwaw UwU ouw uWu weapons. -^-^ AWONSO. xDD Wead x3 off ÚwÚ this ^.^ gwound; ÚwÚ and >_> wet's >_< make further -^-^ seawch -For x3 my poor OwO son. -uWu GONZAWO. ^w^ Heavens >_< keep ^.^ him from these ^.^ beasts! -For ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 suwe, :33 i' x3 th' iswand. -^-^ AWONSO. xDD Wead xDD away. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Pwospewo x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU shaww ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU I uWu have donye; -So, OwO King, OwO go >w< safewy on to >_> seek >w< thy OwO son. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE 2 - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand - -Entew CALIBAN, with :3 a buwden of wood. ^-^ A noise of >_> thundew heard - -CALIBAN. All x3 the :3 infections :3 that x3 the sun :33 sucks x3 up -Fwom bogs, uWu fens, flats, on :33 Pwospew ^.^ faww, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him -^-^ By ^w^ inch-meaw :3 a disease! ÚwÚ His ;;w;; spiwits hear uWu me, -xDD And yet UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must cuwse. OwO But they'ww nor pinch, ->_> Fwight ;;w;; me with OwO uwchin-shows, ^w^ pitch ;;w;; me :33 i' x3 th' mire, -x3 Nyow lead uWu me, ^.^ wike :3 a firebrand, uWu in x3 the dark -UwU Out of x3 my :3 way, ^w^ unwess ^.^ he bid >w< 'em; >_> but -For every xDD twifwe OwO awe ;;w;; they uWu set ;;w;; upon OwO me; -:3 Sometime ^.^ wike >_< apes :3 that ÚwÚ mow ÚwÚ and :33 chattew uWu at uWu me, -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ bite OwO me; xDD then ^.^ wike ÚwÚ hedgehogs which -Lie ^.^ tumbwing uWu in x3 my barefoot :3 way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mount -^-^ Theiw uWu pwicks uWu at x3 my footfaww; ÚwÚ sometime ^w^ am UwU I -All ;;w;; wound with addews, who with x3 cwuvn tongues -Do xDD hiss ;;w;; me x3 into >w< madnyess. - -Entew TRINCULO - -Lo, now, wo! -:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a ^w^ spiwit of his, ÚwÚ and to x3 towment ;;w;; me -For x3 bwinging uWu wood uWu in slowly. I'll faww xDD fwat; -Pewchance ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot ^-^ mind x3 me. -:3 TWINCUWO. >_> Hewe's :3 nyeithew ;;w;; bush nor ^.^ shwub to UwU beaw x3 off xDD any ->_> weathew uWu at all, ÚwÚ and anyothew x3 stowm x3 bwewing; UwU I hear >w< it -^.^ sing :33 i' x3 th' ^.^ wind. uWu Yond same black cwoud, :33 yond >_> huge one, -:33 wooks ^.^ wike :3 a fouw ;;w;; bombawd :3 that ^.^ wouwd x3 shed :33 his ^.^ wiquow. ;;w;; If ->w< it >_> shouwd >_> thundew >_< as >w< it uWu did x3 befowe, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe to -hide x3 my >_> head. uWu Yond same ;;w;; cwoud ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but faww ^.^ by -:3 paiwfuws. >_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? :3 a x3 man ow :3 a >_< fish? >_< dead ow -^.^ awive? ^-^ A ^w^ fish: ^.^ he >_< smewws ^.^ wike :3 a UwU fish; :3 a xDD vewy UwU ancient ÚwÚ and ->w< fish-wike smell; uWu kind of :33 nyot-of-the-nyewest Poow-John. ^-^ A -;;w;; stwange UwU fish! ^.^ Wewe UwU I uWu in England now, >_< as >_> once UwU I UwU was, ÚwÚ and -xDD had >_> but ÚwÚ this :33 fish painted, nyot :3 a x3 howiday >w< foow there >_> but -^.^ wouwd UwU give :3 a ^.^ piece of uWu siwvew. >_> Thewe ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ this monstew ->_< make :3 a xDD man; xDD any ;;w;; stwange beast there x3 makes :3 a xDD man; when -;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot UwU give :3 a OwO doit to xDD wewieve :3 a :3 wame beggar, ;;w;; they -xDD wiww uWu way x3 out ;;w;; ten to >_> see :3 a >_< dead ;;w;; Indian. ;;w;; Wegg'd ^.^ wike :3 a -^w^ man, ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU fins ^.^ wike >_> awms! ÚwÚ Wawm, ^.^ o' x3 my xDD twoth! UwU I UwU do nyow -wet ;;w;; woose x3 my ^-^ opinyion; howd >w< it nyo :3 wongew: ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo -;;w;; fish, >_> but >w< an xDD iswandew, :3 that hath :3 watewy suffered ^.^ by -thunderbolt. [Thundew] ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the x3 stowm >_> is come x3 again! OwO My -best uWu way >_> is to :3 cweep :33 undew :33 his ^w^ gabewdinye; there >_> is nyo -othew ÚwÚ shewtew uWu heweabout. uWu Misewy xDD acquaints :3 a x3 man with -;;w;; stwange bed-fewwows. UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewe shroud >w< tiww x3 the UwU dwegs -of x3 the x3 stowm be past. - -Entew STEPHANyO singing; :3 a bottwe uWu in :33 his uWu hand - -STEPHANO. UwU I UwU shaww nyo ^.^ mowe to :33 sea, to :33 sea, -:3 Hewe UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ die :3 ashowe- -This >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ scuwvy tune to ^.^ sing uWu at :3 a :33 man's :3 funyewaw; -weww, hewe's x3 my UwU comfowt. [Drinks] - -uWu The ^.^ mastew, x3 the :33 swabbew, x3 the boatswain, ÚwÚ and I, -uWu The gunnyew, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ mate, -UwU Wov'd xDD Maww, >_< Meg, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawian, ÚwÚ and Mawgewy, -OwO But >_< nyonye of >_> us car'd fow ;;w;; Kate; -For ^.^ she xDD had :3 a >_> tongue with :3 a >_< tang, -Wouwd cwy to :3 a >_> saiwow x3 'Go hang!' -:33 She :3 wov'd nyot x3 the savouw of x3 taw nor of uWu pitch, -ÚwÚ Yet :3 a ^w^ taiwow ^w^ might x3 scwatch her where'er ^.^ she uWu did :3 itch. -UwU Then to :33 sea, boys, ÚwÚ and wet her OwO go :33 hang! - -This >_> is :3 a ^.^ scuwvy tune :3 too; >_> but hewe's x3 my UwU comfowt. -[Drinks] -CALIBAN. Do nyot x3 towment x3 me. :3 O! -STEPHANO. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? :3 Have ^.^ we xDD deviws hewe? Do xDD you -put tricks ;;w;; upon ^-^ 's with savages ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men of >_> Ind? uWu Ha! UwU I -uWu have nyot ÚwÚ scap'd :3 dwownying to be >_< afeawd nyow of x3 youw fouw -wegs; fow >w< it hath :33 been said: ;;w;; As OwO pwopew :3 a x3 man >_< as OwO evew -OwO went on fouw UwU wegs ;;w;; cannyot >_< make ^.^ him UwU give ^.^ gwound; ÚwÚ and >w< it -UwU shaww be uWu said UwU so OwO again, OwO whiwe >_> Stephanyo breathes uWu at -nyostwiws. -CALIBAN. uWu The ^w^ spiwit torments x3 me. :3 O! -STEPHANO. This >_> is x3 some monstew of x3 the isle with fouw ^.^ wegs, -who hath OwO got, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, >w< an ague. Whewe x3 the ^.^ deviw ->_> shouwd ^.^ he :3 weawn UwU ouw ^w^ wanguage? UwU I xDD wiww UwU give ^.^ him x3 some -relief, >_> if >w< it be >_> but fow x3 that. ;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can OwO wecuvw :3 him, ÚwÚ and ->_< keep ^.^ him tame, ÚwÚ and get to Nyapwes with :3 him, uWu he's :3 a -xDD pwesent fow xDD any empewow :3 that OwO evew twod on nyeat's -weathew. -CALIBAN. Do nyot x3 towment uWu me, pwithee; I'll ;;w;; bwing x3 my uWu wood -^.^ home :33 fastew. -STEPHANO. He's uWu in :33 his ;;w;; fit now, ÚwÚ and does nyot tawk ÚwÚ aftew x3 the -wisest. >w< He UwU shaww >_> taste of x3 my ^.^ bottwe; >_> if ^.^ he uWu have >_< nyevew -UwU dwunk winye ^.^ afowe, >w< it xDD wiww OwO go nyeaw to remove :33 his ^w^ fit. ;;w;; If -UwU I ^.^ can OwO wecuvw :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< keep ^.^ him tame, UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO take -^w^ too much fow him; ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 pay fow ^.^ him :3 that hath :3 him, -ÚwÚ and :3 that soundly. -CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou dost ;;w;; me yet >_> but xDD wittwe huwt; xDD thou wiwt ^-^ anyon, -UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it ^.^ by >w< thy trembling; nyow :33 Pwospew wowks ;;w;; upon thee. -STEPHANO. :3 Come on x3 youw x3 ways; open x3 youw x3 mouth; OwO hewe >_> is -:3 that which xDD wiww UwU give language to UwU you, >_< cat. ^w^ Open x3 youw -x3 mouth; ÚwÚ this xDD wiww ;;w;; shake x3 youw shaking, UwU I ^.^ can tell UwU you, ÚwÚ and -:3 that UwU soundwy; xDD you ;;w;; cannyot tell OwO who's x3 youw :3 fwiend. ^w^ Open -x3 youw ;;w;; chaps ;;w;; again. -:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I >_> shouwd ^.^ knyow :3 that voice; >w< it >_> shouwd uWu be-but ^.^ he >_> is -drown'd; ÚwÚ and these OwO awe OwO deviws. >_< O, ;;w;; defend me! -STEPHANO. Four UwU wegs ÚwÚ and >w< two UwU voices; :3 a UwU most xDD dewicate monstew! -ÚwÚ His forward voice, now, >_> is to speak weww of :33 his -fwiend; :33 his uWu backwawd uWu voice >_> is to :33 uttew fouw uWu speeches ÚwÚ and -to xDD detwact. ;;w;; If aww x3 the winye uWu in x3 my bottwe xDD wiww OwO wecuvw -:3 him, UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp :33 his ague. xDD Come-Amen! UwU I xDD wiww pouw x3 some -uWu in >w< thy othew xDD mouth. -:3 TWINCUWO. ^w^ Stephanyo! -STEPHANO. ^-^ Doth >w< thy othew xDD mouth caww me? :33 Mewcy, mercy! -This >_> is :3 a deviw, ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ monstew; UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave him; UwU I -uWu have nyo ^-^ wong ;;w;; spoon. -:3 TWINCUWO. ^w^ Stephanyo! ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest x3 Stephanyo, :33 touch uWu me, ÚwÚ and -speak to OwO me; fow UwU I ^w^ am Twincuwo-be nyot x3 afeawd-thy ÚwÚ good -:33 fwiend ;;w;; Twincuwo. -STEPHANO. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest OwO Twincuwo, come forth; I'll puww -x3 the ^.^ by x3 the wessew wegs; >_> if xDD any be >_< Twincuwo's ^.^ wegs, these -OwO awe OwO they. ^.^ Thou awt xDD vewy ÚwÚ Twincuwo ^w^ indeed! How xDD cam'st xDD thou -to be x3 the ^-^ siege of ÚwÚ this moon-calf? UwU Can ^.^ he uWu vent -Twincuwos? -:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I >_> took ^.^ him to be kill'd with :3 a :3 thundewstwoke. -OwO But awt xDD thou nyot dwown'd, uWu Stephanyo? UwU I UwU hope nyow xDD thou OwO awe -nyot dwown'd. Is x3 the x3 stowm uWu uvwbwown? UwU I >_< hid ;;w;; me :33 undew x3 the ->_< dead moon-calf's >w< gabewdinye fow feaw of x3 the storm. xDD And -awt xDD thou >w< wiving, uWu Stephanyo? x3 O x3 Stephanyo, >w< two :33 Nyeapowitans -:3 scap'd! -STEPHANO. Prithee, UwU do nyot turn ;;w;; me >_> about; x3 my stomach >_> is nyot -:33 constant. -CALIBAN. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; These be OwO finye :3 things, >w< an >_> if ;;w;; they be nyot ->_< spwites. ->w< That's :3 a >_< bwave ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and bears ^w^ cewestiaw ^.^ wiquow. -UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ knyeew to ^.^ him. -STEPHANO. How :33 didst xDD thou ^-^ scape? How xDD cam'st xDD thou uWu hithew? -Swear ^.^ by ÚwÚ this bottwe >w< how xDD thou xDD cam'st uWu hithew-I escap'd -;;w;; upon :3 a :3 butt of sack, which x3 the saiwows ;;w;; heaved UwU o'ewboawd- -^.^ by ÚwÚ this >_> bottwe, which UwU I UwU made of x3 the >_< bawk of :3 a tree, with ->_< minye UwU own ^.^ hands, xDD since UwU I UwU was ;;w;; cast ^.^ ashowe. -CALIBAN. I'll >_< sweaw ;;w;; upon :3 that bottwe to be >w< thy true -uWu subject, fow x3 the liquor >_> is nyot UwU eawthwy. -STEPHANO. x3 Hewe; >_< sweaw xDD then >w< how xDD thou escap'dst. -:3 TWINCUWO. >_< Swum xDD ashowe, ^w^ man, ^.^ wike :3 a duck; UwU I ^.^ can x3 swim ^.^ wike -:3 a >w< duck, I'll be swown. -STEPHANO. :3 [Passing x3 the bottle] Here, :3 kiss x3 the uWu book. ;;w;; Though -xDD thou ;;w;; canst x3 swim ^.^ wike :3 a >w< duck, xDD thou awt UwU made ^.^ wike :3 a ->_< goose. -:3 TWINCUWO. x3 O x3 Stephanyo, x3 hast xDD any ^.^ mowe of :3 this? -STEPHANO. uWu The whole ^.^ butt, xDD man; x3 my :33 cewwaw >_> is uWu in :3 a OwO wock ^.^ by -x3 th' seaside, :3 whewe x3 my winye >_> is :3 hid. How now, ^-^ moon-cawf! -How does ^.^ thinye ague? -CALIBAN. Hast xDD thou nyot ÚwÚ dwopp'd from UwU heaven? -STEPHANO. UwU Out ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; moon, UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee; UwU I UwU was x3 the ^-^ Man -:33 i' x3 th' Moon, when time uWu was. -CALIBAN. UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee uWu in hew, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do >_> adowe thee. OwO My -mistwess ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy dog ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 bush. -STEPHANO. ^.^ Come, >_< sweaw to :33 that; :3 kiss x3 the uWu book. UwU I xDD wiww -furnish >w< it :3 anyon with x3 nyew :3 contents. ;;w;; Sweaw. -:3 [CAWIBAN drinks] -:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good wight, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a xDD vewy shallow -monstew! -UwU I >_< afeawd of x3 him! ^-^ A xDD vewy xDD weak monstew! uWu The ^-^ Man :33 i' x3 th' -^-^ Moon! ^-^ A UwU most poor credulous monstew! Weww x3 dwawn, -monster, uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth! -CALIBAN. I'll x3 show uWu thee every ^.^ fewtiwe ÚwÚ inch ^.^ o' x3 th' uWu iswand; -ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :3 kiss >w< thy ^-^ foot. UwU I :33 pwithee be x3 my god. -:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, :3 a UwU most perfidious ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwunken -monstew! When's x3 god's ;;w;; asweep he'ww rob :33 his ^w^ bottwe. -CALIBAN. I'll :3 kiss >w< thy >w< foot; I'll >_< sweaw mysewf >w< thy -xDD subject. -STEPHANO. :3 Come ;;w;; on, :33 then; ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and OwO sweaw. -:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I UwU shaww laugh mysewf to :33 death uWu at ÚwÚ this ;;w;; puppy- -:3 headed ^.^ monstew. ^-^ A UwU most ^.^ scuwvy monstew! UwU I couwd find uWu in -x3 my >_< heawt to xDD beat uWu him- -STEPHANO. ^.^ Come, >w< kiss. -:3 TWINCUWO. OwO But :3 that x3 the poor uWu monstew's uWu in ^-^ dwink. ^-^ An -UwU abominyabwe monstew! -CALIBAN. I'll x3 show uWu thee x3 the best OwO spwings; I'll pluck uWu thee -berries; -I'll :33 fish fow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and get uWu thee uWu wood enyough. -^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon x3 the tyrant :3 that UwU I ^.^ sewve! -I'll UwU beaw ^.^ him nyo ^.^ mowe OwO sticks, >_> but ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ Thou wondwous man. -:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ A UwU most ^w^ widicuwous monster, to >_< make :3 a wonder of -:3 a poor ^w^ dwunkawd! -CALIBAN. UwU I :33 pwithee wet ;;w;; me ;;w;; bwing uWu thee :3 whewe :3 cwabs gwow; -xDD And UwU I with x3 my ^-^ wong >_< nyaiws xDD wiww dig uWu thee x3 pig-nyuts; -uWu Show uWu thee :3 a ;;w;; jay's nest, ÚwÚ and instwuct uWu thee >w< how -;;w;; To snare x3 the >_< nyimbwe ^w^ mawmoset; I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee -;;w;; To >w< cwust'wing filberts, ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes I'll get uWu thee -Young xDD scamews from x3 the ^-^ wock. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go with me? -STEPHANO. UwU I :33 pwithee now, lead x3 the uWu way ^-^ without xDD any ^.^ mowe -tawking. OwO Twincuwo, x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw >_< company >_> ewse -^.^ being dwown'd, ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 inhewit hewe. Here, UwU beaw x3 my ^w^ bottwe. -Fellow OwO Twincuwo, we'll ^w^ fiww ^.^ him ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ;;w;; again. -CALIBAN. ;;w;; [Sings :3 dwunkenwy] UwU Faweweww, mastew; farewell, -farewell! -:3 TWINCUWO. ^-^ A xDD howwing ÚwÚ monstew; :3 a ^w^ dwunken monstew! -CALIBAN. No ^.^ mowe xDD dams I'll >_< make fow UwU fish; -x3 Nyow :3 fetch uWu in :33 fiwing -At ^.^ wequiwing, -x3 Nyow scrape twenchewing, nor >_< wash dish. ->_< 'Ban x3 'Ban, ;;w;; Ca-Cawiban, -x3 Has :3 a x3 nyew >_> mastew-Get :3 a x3 nyew man. -Freedom, OwO high-day! OwO high-day, freedom! ^w^ fweedom, ;;w;; high- -^-^ day, freedom! -STEPHANO. x3 O >_< bwave monstew! xDD Wead x3 the >_> way. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 1 - -^.^ Befowe >_> PWOSPEWO'S cell - -Entew OwO FEWDINyAND, hearing :3 a log - -^.^ FEWDINyAND. >_> Thewe be x3 some ÚwÚ spowts OwO awe painfuw, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw -labour -xDD Dewight uWu in them :33 sets :33 off; x3 some >_> kinds of baseness -^w^ Awe ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ undewgonye, ÚwÚ and UwU most poor uWu mattews -Point to rich >_< ends. This x3 my >_> mean :3 task -Wouwd be >_< as x3 heavy to ;;w;; me >_< as odious, >_> but -uWu The mistwess which UwU I serve >_> quickens UwU what's >_< dead, -xDD And x3 makes x3 my uWu wabouws xDD pweasuwes. >_< O, ^.^ she >_> is -uWu Ten times ^.^ mowe ^-^ gentwe than her father's cwabbed; -xDD And uWu he's xDD compos'd of harshness. UwU I ^w^ must remove -;;w;; Some thousands of these xDD wogs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ piwe them up, ->_> Upon :3 a ^w^ sowe ^w^ injunction; x3 my x3 sweet mistwess -uWu Weeps when ^.^ she sees ;;w;; me work, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; says xDD such baseness -xDD Had >_< nyevew ^.^ wike ÚwÚ executow. UwU I fowget; -OwO But these x3 sweet >_< thoughts UwU do even refresh x3 my wabouws, -:3 Most xDD busy, least when UwU I UwU do :3 it. - -Entew MIWANDA; ÚwÚ and :33 PWOSPEWO uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, unseen - -MIWANDA. ÚwÚ Awas, >_< nyow; pray UwU you, -^-^ Wowk nyot UwU so hard; UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 the lightning xDD had -Burnt x3 up UwU those logs :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^w^ enjoin'd to >_< piwe. -ÚwÚ Pway, uWu set >w< it down ÚwÚ and xDD west uWu you; when ÚwÚ this buwns, -'Twiww xDD weep fow xDD having weawied OwO you. OwO My >w< fathew -Is x3 hawd uWu at ;;w;; study; pray, now, xDD west :33 youwsewf; -He's >_< safe fow these >w< thwee hours. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. x3 O UwU most uWu deaw ^-^ mistwess, -uWu The sun xDD wiww uWu set >w< befowe UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; dischawge ->_> What UwU I ^w^ must strive to xDD do. -MIWANDA. ;;w;; If you'ww sit ;;w;; down, -I'll UwU beaw x3 youw logs x3 the while; pray UwU give ;;w;; me :33 that; -I'll carry >w< it to x3 the >_< piwe. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, >_< pwecious cweatuwe; -UwU I xDD had rather UwU cwack x3 my ÚwÚ sinyews, bweak x3 my back, -Than xDD you >_> shouwd xDD such x3 dishonyouw ^-^ undewgo, -While UwU I sit lazy by. -MIWANDA. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd :33 become ;;w;; me -;;w;; As weww >_< as >w< it does uWu you; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do >w< it -With much ^.^ mowe ease; fow x3 my ÚwÚ good xDD wiww >_> is to :33 it, -xDD And >_> youws >w< it >_> is x3 against. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] OwO Poow ;;w;; wowm, xDD thou awt ;;w;; infected! -This xDD visitation >_< shows :3 it. -MIWANDA. >_> You wook >w< weawiwy. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, x3 nyobwe mistress; UwU 'tis >w< fwesh mownying with ;;w;; me -x3 When xDD you OwO awe ^.^ by uWu at OwO nyight. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, -Chiefly :3 that UwU I ^w^ might uWu set >w< it uWu in x3 my pwayews, ->_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? -MIWANDA. Miranda-O x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -UwU I uWu have broke x3 youw hest to >_> say so! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. uWu Admiw'd x3 Miwanda! -x3 What's deawest to x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! Full UwU many :3 a uWu wady -UwU I uWu have ey'd with best :33 wegawd; ÚwÚ and UwU many :3 a time -xDD Th' ;;w;; hawmony of uWu theiw tongues hath x3 into :3 bondage -Bwought x3 my ^w^ too ^w^ diwigent ^-^ eaw; fow sevewaw uWu viwtues -:3 Have UwU I ^-^ wik'd sevewaw UwU women, >_< nyevew xDD any -With UwU so full x3 souw, >_> but x3 some OwO defect uWu in her -Did ^-^ quawwew with x3 the uWu nyobwest xDD gwace ^.^ she x3 ow'd, -xDD And put >w< it to x3 the uWu foiw; >_> but UwU you, x3 O UwU you, -^w^ So :3 pewfect ÚwÚ and UwU so peewwess, OwO awe created -Of every ÚwÚ cweatuwe's ^w^ best! -MIWANDA. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow -x3 Onye of x3 my sex; nyo xDD woman's OwO face UwU wemembew, ->_< Save, from x3 my gwass, >_< minye >_> own; nor uWu have UwU I :3 seen -uWu Mowe :3 that UwU I OwO may caww ;;w;; men than UwU you, ÚwÚ good fwiend, -xDD And x3 my uWu deaw :33 fathew. How ;;w;; featuwes OwO awe >_> abwoad, -UwU I ^w^ am :33 skiwwess OwO of; but, ^.^ by x3 my OwO modesty, -uWu The jewel uWu in x3 my dowew, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish -x3 Any >_< companyion uWu in x3 the wowwd >_> but uWu you; -x3 Nyow ^.^ can xDD imaginyation >_< fowm :3 a UwU shape, -Besides yourself, to ^.^ wike uWu of. OwO But UwU I ^w^ pwattwe -xDD Something ^w^ too OwO wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and x3 my father's precepts -UwU I thewein UwU do >_> fowget. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU I am, uWu in x3 my ^w^ condition, -^-^ A >_< pwince, ^.^ Miwanda; UwU I UwU do >_< think, :3 a UwU king- -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< so!-and ^.^ wouwd nyo ^.^ mowe OwO enduwe -This ÚwÚ wooden :3 swavewy than to suffew -uWu The fwesh-fwy ^w^ bwow x3 my xDD mouth. >w< Heaw x3 my :3 souw ^w^ speak: -uWu The xDD vewy x3 instant :3 that UwU I saw UwU you, uWu did -OwO My >_< heawt fwy to x3 youw ^w^ sewvice; there UwU wesides -;;w;; To >_< make ;;w;; me ;;w;; swave to uWu it; ÚwÚ and fow x3 youw ÚwÚ sake -^w^ Am UwU I ÚwÚ this patient ^w^ wog-man. -MIWANDA. Do xDD you wuv me? -^.^ FEWDINyAND. x3 O ^.^ heaven, x3 O earth, UwU beaw >_> witnyess to ÚwÚ this sound, -xDD And >_< cwown >_> what UwU I pwofess with uWu kind uWu event, -;;w;; If UwU I speak ^-^ twue! ;;w;; If howwowwy, xDD invewt ->_> What best >_> is ÚwÚ boded ;;w;; me to mischief! I, -^.^ Beyond aww wimit of >_> what >_> ewse :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, -Do xDD wuv, :33 pwize, honour OwO you. -MIWANDA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< foow -;;w;; To xDD weep uWu at >_> what UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu of. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] Faiw x3 encountew -Of >w< two UwU most OwO wawe uWu affections! ^w^ Heavens xDD wain xDD gwace -On :3 that which breeds ^-^ between OwO 'em! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD weep you? -MIWANDA. At >_< minye unwowthinyess, :3 that dawe nyot offer ->_> What UwU I ^.^ desiwe to give, ÚwÚ and much less OwO take ->_> What UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ die to :33 want. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is >w< twifwing; -xDD And aww x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it >_> seeks to hide itself, -uWu The ;;w;; biggew >_< buwk >w< it shows. Hence, ^-^ bashfuw x3 cunnying! -xDD And prompt uWu me, uWu pwain ÚwÚ and >w< howy innocence! -UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw :3 wife, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww marry OwO me; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, I'll ^-^ die x3 youw ^-^ maid. ;;w;; To be x3 youw fewwow ->_> You OwO may UwU deny OwO me; >_> but I'll be x3 youw uWu sewvant, -Whethew xDD you xDD wiww ow >w< nyo. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. OwO My ^-^ mistwess, OwO deawest; -xDD And UwU I OwO thus humble ever. -MIWANDA. OwO My ^.^ husband, ^w^ then? -^.^ FEWDINyAND. Ay, with :3 a >_< heawt >_< as ^.^ wiwwing -;;w;; As :3 bondage ;;w;; e'ew of freedom. >_> Hewe's x3 my >w< hand. -MIWANDA. xDD And >_> minye, with x3 my >_< heawt ÚwÚ in't. xDD And nyow >_< faweweww -Tiww half >w< an >_> houw x3 hence. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. ^-^ A thousand thousand! -Exeunt FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIRANDA uWu sevewawwy -PWOSPEWO. ^w^ So uWu gwad of ÚwÚ this >_< as ;;w;; they UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be, -Who OwO awe suwpwis'd withal; >_> but x3 my >w< wejoicing -At >_< nyothing ^.^ can be more. I'll to x3 my book; -For yet ere OwO suppew time ^w^ must UwU I x3 pewfowm -Much business appertaining. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE 2 - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand - -Entew CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO - -STEPHANO. Teww nyot OwO me-when x3 the :3 butt >_> is x3 out ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ dwink ->_< watew, nyot :3 a >_< dwop befowe; >_< thewefowe UwU beaw up, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ boawd -^.^ 'em. Sewvant-monstew, ÚwÚ dwink to x3 me. -:3 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; Sewvant-monstew! uWu The >w< fowwy of ÚwÚ this xDD iswand! ^-^ They ->_> say there's >_> but five ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >w< iswe: ^.^ we OwO awe >w< thwee of -OwO them; >_> if x3 th' othew >w< two be :33 bwain'd ^.^ wike us, x3 the >w< state -tottews. -STEPHANO. Dwink, sewvant-monstew, when UwU I bid ÚwÚ thee; >w< thy -eyes OwO awe almost uWu set uWu in >w< thy >_> head. -:3 TWINCUWO. Whewe >_> shouwd ;;w;; they be uWu set else? >w< He :3 wewe :3 a >_< bwave -monstew :33 indeed, >_> if ;;w;; they :3 wewe uWu set uWu in :33 his taiw. -STEPHANO. OwO My xDD man-monstew hath >w< dwown'd :33 his >_> tongue uWu in -:33 sack. For x3 my >_> pawt, x3 the sea ;;w;; cannyot x3 dwown OwO me; UwU I OwO swam, ere -UwU I couwd OwO wecuvw x3 the >w< showe, five ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thiwty weagues, x3 off -ÚwÚ and :3 on. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this wight, xDD thou shalt be x3 my wieutenyant, -monster, ow x3 my xDD standawd. -:3 TWINCUWO. uWu Youw wieutenyant, >_> if xDD you x3 wist; uWu he's nyo xDD standawd. -STEPHANO. ^-^ We'ww nyot uWu wun, ;;w;; Monsieuw Monstew. -:3 TWINCUWO. x3 Nyow OwO go UwU nyeithew; >_> but you'ww >_< wie ^.^ wike xDD dogs, ÚwÚ and -yet >_> say >_< nyothing >_> nyeithew. -STEPHANO. :3 Moon-cawf, speak >_> once uWu in >w< thy :3 wife, >_> if xDD thou UwU beest -:3 a ÚwÚ good moon-cawf. -CALIBAN. How does >w< thy UwU honyouw? Let ;;w;; me >_> wick >w< thy >w< shoe. -I'll nyot serve him; ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^w^ vawiant. -:3 TWINCUWO. ^.^ Thou liest, UwU most ÚwÚ ignyowant monster: UwU I ^w^ am uWu in case -to >_> justwe :3 a :3 constabwe. Why, xDD thou uWu debosh'd ;;w;; fish, UwU thou, -UwU was there OwO evew x3 man :3 a x3 cowawd :3 that hath UwU dwunk UwU so much ^-^ sack ->_< as UwU I >w< to-day? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou tell :3 a monstwous wie, ^.^ being >_> but -half :33 fish ÚwÚ and half :3 a monstew? -CALIBAN. Lo, >w< how ^.^ he :3 mocks me! ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou wet :3 him, x3 my -xDD wowd? -:3 TWINCUWO. uWu 'Wowd' quoth OwO he! :33 That :3 a monstew >_> shouwd be xDD such -:3 a natural! -CALIBAN. Lo, wo x3 again! Bite ^.^ him to UwU death, UwU I UwU pwithee. -STEPHANO. OwO Twincuwo, >_< keep :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> tongue uWu in x3 youw head; >_> if -xDD you ^-^ pwuv :3 a mutinyeew-the :3 nyext twee! uWu The poor uWu monstew's -x3 my uWu subject, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot suffew indignity. -CALIBAN. UwU I >_> thank x3 my x3 nyobwe OwO wowd. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be pleas'd to -heawken >_> once again to x3 the >_> suit UwU I UwU made to thee? -STEPHANO. Marry xDD wiww x3 I; ^w^ knyeew ÚwÚ and wepeat uWu it; UwU I xDD wiww x3 stand, -ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU shaww ;;w;; Twincuwo. - -Entew ARIEL, invisible - -CALIBAN. ;;w;; As UwU I told uWu thee x3 befowe, UwU I ^w^ am x3 subject to :3 a ^w^ tywant, -sowcewew, :3 that ^.^ by :33 his x3 cunnying hath x3 cheated ;;w;; me of x3 the -iswand. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Thou liest. -CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou liest, xDD thou :3 jesting UwU monkey, :3 thou; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my uWu vawiant >_< mastew ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ destwoy thee. -UwU I UwU do nyot xDD wie. -STEPHANO. OwO Twincuwo, >_> if xDD you >_> twoubwe ^.^ him xDD any ^.^ mowe in's :33 tawe, -^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I xDD wiww :33 suppwant x3 some of x3 youw teeth. -:3 TWINCUWO. Why, UwU I uWu said OwO nyothing. -STEPHANO. Mum, >w< then, ÚwÚ and nyo more. ;;w;; Pwoceed. -CALIBAN. UwU I say, ^.^ by sorcery ^.^ he ^w^ got ÚwÚ this iswe; -Fwom ;;w;; me ^.^ he ^w^ got :3 it. ;;w;; If >w< thy :33 gweatnyess xDD wiww -xDD Wevenge >w< it on him-for UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou uWu daw'st, -OwO But ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing dawe nyot- -STEPHANO. >w< That's UwU most cewtain. -CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou shalt be ;;w;; wowd of :33 it, ÚwÚ and I'll serve thee. -STEPHANO. How nyow UwU shaww ÚwÚ this be uWu compass'd? ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou -;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to x3 the x3 pawty? -CALIBAN. Yea, >w< yea, x3 my wowd; I'll yield ^.^ him uWu thee ^-^ asweep, -Whewe xDD thou uWu mayst :3 knyock :3 a nail x3 into :33 his >_> head. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wiest; xDD thou ;;w;; canst not. -CALIBAN. >_> What :3 a pied ninny's x3 this! ^.^ Thou ^.^ scuwvy xDD patch! -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech >w< thy greatness, UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ bwows, -xDD And OwO take :33 his bottwe from ^.^ him. x3 When ^w^ that's >_> gonye ->w< He UwU shaww ÚwÚ dwink >_< nyought >_> but xDD bwinye; fow I'll nyot x3 show ^.^ him -Whewe x3 the ^w^ quick OwO fweshes x3 awe. -STEPHANO. OwO Twincuwo, >w< wun x3 into nyo further xDD dangew; interrupt -x3 the monstew one ;;w;; wowd further x3 and, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, I'll turn -x3 my xDD mewcy x3 out ^.^ o' doows, ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a stock-fish of thee. -:3 TWINCUWO. Why, >_> what uWu did >_< I? UwU I uWu did OwO nyothing. I'll OwO go ^-^ fawthew -off. -STEPHANO. ;;w;; Didst xDD thou nyot >_> say ^.^ he wied? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Thou liest. -STEPHANO. Do UwU I so? ^.^ Take xDD thou x3 that. :33 [Beats >w< him] ;;w;; As xDD you ^.^ wike -uWu this, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the >_< wie anyothew uWu time. -:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I uWu did nyot UwU give x3 the xDD wie. UwU Out ^.^ o' x3 youw :33 wits ÚwÚ and -hearing xDD too? ^-^ A uWu pox ^.^ o' x3 youw >_> bottwe! This ^.^ can ^-^ sack ÚwÚ and -UwU dwinking xDD do. ^-^ A ^.^ muwwain on x3 youw monster, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ deviw -OwO take x3 youw x3 fingews! -CALIBAN. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -STEPHANO. >_> Nyow, forward with x3 youw ^w^ tawe.-Pwithee stand -further off. -CALIBAN. uWu Beat ^.^ him >_< enyough; ÚwÚ aftew :3 a xDD wittwe time, I'll xDD beat -^.^ him UwU too. -STEPHANO. ;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ fawthew. ^.^ Come, ^-^ pwoceed. -CALIBAN. Why, >_< as UwU I told ÚwÚ thee, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; custom with ^.^ him -xDD I' x3 th' >_< aftewnyoon to ^w^ sweep; there xDD thou uWu mayst :3 bwain :3 him, ->_> Having xDD fiwst :3 seiz'd :33 his books; ow with :3 a log -Batter :33 his >w< skuww, ow ^.^ paunch ^.^ him with :3 a >w< stake, -:33 Ow :3 cut :33 his xDD wezand with >w< thy x3 knyife. ÚwÚ Wemembew -First to possess :33 his books; fow ^-^ without them -He's >_> but :3 a >_< sot, >_< as UwU I am, nor hath nyot -x3 Onye ^w^ spiwit to :33 command; ;;w;; they aww UwU do ^-^ hate ^.^ him -;;w;; As wootedwy >_< as ^.^ I. Burn >_> but :33 his uWu books. ->w< He >_> has >_< bwave ÚwÚ utensiws-fow UwU so ^.^ he ;;w;; cawws OwO them- ->_< Which, when ^.^ he >_> has :3 a house, he'ww deck uWu withaw. -xDD And :3 that UwU most deepwy to OwO considew >_> is -uWu The beauty of :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; ^.^ he >_< himsewf -^-^ Cawws her :3 a nonpareil. UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a OwO woman -OwO But >w< onwy xDD Sycowax x3 my :3 dam ÚwÚ and ^.^ she; -OwO But ^.^ she >_< as uWu faw x3 suwpasseth xDD Sycowax -;;w;; As gweat'st does weast. -STEPHANO. Is >w< it UwU so >_< bwave :3 a lass? -CALIBAN. Ay, wowd; ^.^ she xDD wiww :33 become >w< thy ^.^ bed, UwU I warrant, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing uWu thee fowth >_< bwave xDD bwood. -STEPHANO. Monstew, UwU I xDD wiww OwO kiww ÚwÚ this xDD man; :33 his daughter ÚwÚ and UwU I -xDD wiww be ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Queen-save UwU ouw :33 Gwaces!-and ÚwÚ Twincuwo -ÚwÚ and >w< thysewf UwU shaww be viceroys. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ wike x3 the >_> pwot, -Twincuwo? -:3 TWINCUWO. OwO Excewwent. -STEPHANO. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I xDD beat ÚwÚ thee; >_> but -OwO whiwe xDD thou ÚwÚ wiv'st, >_< keep :3 a ÚwÚ good >_> tongue uWu in >w< thy >_> head. -CALIBAN. OwO Within ÚwÚ this half >_> houw xDD wiww ^.^ he be asleep. -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ÚwÚ destwoy ^.^ him ^w^ then? -STEPHANO. Ay, on >_< minye honyouw. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. This xDD wiww UwU I tell x3 my master. -CALIBAN. ^.^ Thou xDD mak'st ;;w;; me ;;w;; mewwy; UwU I ^w^ am full of pleasure. -Let >_> us be xDD jocund; xDD wiww xDD you x3 twoww x3 the catch ->_> You ÚwÚ taught ;;w;; me >_> but while-ere? -STEPHANO. At >w< thy ÚwÚ wequest, monster, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do weason, xDD any -reason. :3 Come ;;w;; on, OwO Twincuwo, wet >_> us ;;w;; sing. OwO [Sings] - -Flout x3 'em ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scout 'em, -xDD And ;;w;; scout x3 'em ÚwÚ and fwout >w< 'em; -;;w;; Thought >_> is >w< fwee. - -CALIBAN. >w< That's nyot x3 the x3 tunye. -[ARIEL plays x3 the tune on :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and >_> pipe] -STEPHANO. >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? -:3 TWINCUWO. This >_> is x3 the tune of UwU ouw UwU catch, pway'd ^.^ by x3 the -^-^ pictuwe of >w< Nyobody. -STEPHANO. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest :3 a ^w^ man, x3 show >w< thysewf uWu in >w< thy -xDD wikenyess; >_> if xDD thou UwU beest :3 a deviw, x3 take't >_< as xDD thou list. -:3 TWINCUWO. >_< O, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me x3 my >_> sins! -STEPHANO. >w< He :3 that dies >w< pays aww ÚwÚ debts. UwU I ^.^ defy thee. ^w^ Mewcy -;;w;; upon ÚwÚ us! -CALIBAN. Awt xDD thou ^w^ afeawd? -STEPHANO. :3 Nyo, monster, nyot ^.^ I. -CALIBAN. ^w^ Be nyot afeawd. uWu The isle >_> is full of noises, -Sounds, ÚwÚ and x3 sweet >_> aiws, :3 that UwU give OwO dewight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt not. -Sometimes :3 a thousand >w< twangwing instwuments -Will OwO hum about >_< minye ears; ÚwÚ and x3 sometimes UwU voices, -^.^ That, >_> if UwU I xDD then xDD had >_< wak'd ÚwÚ aftew ^-^ wong sweep, -Will >_< make ;;w;; me :33 sweep again; ÚwÚ and >w< then, uWu in UwU dweaming, -uWu The :33 cwouds >_> methought ^.^ wouwd open ÚwÚ and x3 show ^w^ wiches -Weady to >_< dwop ;;w;; upon uWu me, :3 that, when UwU I wak'd, -UwU I cried to dweam ;;w;; again. -STEPHANO. This xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a >_< bwave ^w^ kingdom to uWu me, :3 whewe UwU I -UwU shaww uWu have x3 my uWu music fow OwO nyothing. -CALIBAN. x3 When Pwospewo >_> is destroy'd. -STEPHANO. :33 That UwU shaww be ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by; UwU I remember x3 the ;;w;; stowy. -:3 TWINCUWO. uWu The >_> sound >_> is x3 going :3 away; >_> wet's ;;w;; fowwow :33 it, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ aftew UwU do UwU ouw >w< wowk. -STEPHANO. :33 Wead, ÚwÚ monstew; we'll x3 fowwow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd >_> see -ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tabowew; ^.^ he ways >w< it :3 on. -:3 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; Wiwt come? I'll follow, ^-^ Stephanyo. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu 3 - -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< iswand - -Entew ^.^ AWONSO, ^w^ SEBASTIAN, uWu ANTONyIO, xDD GONZAWO, ADRIAN, :3 FWANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -uWu GONZAWO. xDD By'w ^.^ wakin, UwU I ^.^ can OwO go nyo further, siw; -OwO My ;;w;; owd bones ache. >_> Hewe's :3 a ^w^ maze trod, :33 indeed, -^.^ Thwough fowth-wights ÚwÚ and ;;w;; meandews! ^-^ By x3 youw patience, -UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must xDD west x3 me. -^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ Owd uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot uWu bwame ÚwÚ thee, -Who ^w^ am mysewf >_< attach'd with weariness -;;w;; To x3 th' ÚwÚ duwwing of x3 my :33 spiwits; sit down ÚwÚ and rest. -Even OwO hewe UwU I xDD wiww put x3 off x3 my hope, ÚwÚ and >_< keep >w< it -No longer fow x3 my UwU fwattewew; ^.^ he >_> is >w< dwown'd -;;w;; Whom OwO thus ^.^ we ^-^ stway to ^w^ find, ÚwÚ and x3 the sea :3 mocks -Our frustrate ^-^ seawch on xDD wand. xDD Weww, wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ go. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside to SEBASTIAN] UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad :3 that uWu he's -UwU so x3 out of ^-^ hope. -Do >_> nyot, fow one wepuwse, :3 fowgo x3 the OwO puwpose -:33 That xDD you :3 wesowv'd t' x3 effect. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside to UwU ANTONyIO] uWu The :3 nyext ^w^ advantage -Will ^.^ we OwO take OwO thwoughwy. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside to SEBASTIAN] Let >w< it be to-nyight; -For, nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 oppwess'd with twavew, ;;w;; they -Will >_> nyot, nor cannot, use xDD such ^w^ vigiwance -;;w;; As when ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ fwesh. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside to UwU ANTONyIO] UwU I say, to-nyight; nyo more. - -Solemn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwange >_> music; ÚwÚ and :33 PWOSPEWO on x3 the -ÚwÚ top, :33 invisibwe. Entew sevewaw ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; SHAPES, -x3 bwinging uWu in :3 a ^-^ banquet; ÚwÚ and UwU dance about >w< it with -^-^ gentwe ;;w;; actions of :3 sawutations; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; inviting x3 the -;;w;; KING, ^-^ etc., to uWu eat, ;;w;; they ÚwÚ depawt - -^-^ AWONSO. >_> What ;;w;; hawmony >_> is :3 this? OwO My ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, x3 hawk! -uWu GONZAWO. xDD Mawvewwous x3 sweet >_< music! -^-^ AWONSO. Give >_> us uWu kind keepers, OwO heavens! >_> What :3 wewe xDD these? -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A UwU wiving ÚwÚ dwowwewy. Now UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve -:33 That there OwO awe ^.^ unyicowns; :3 that uWu in xDD Awabia ->_> Thewe >_> is one tree, x3 the :33 phoenyix' throne, one ^w^ phoenyix -At ÚwÚ this >_> houw reigning-there. ->_> ANTONyIO. I'll ^-^ bewieve both; -xDD And >_> what does >_> ewse ^.^ want ^.^ cwedit, come to uWu me, -xDD And I'll be sworn UwU 'tis true; ÚwÚ twavewwews ^w^ nye'ew uWu did wie, -;;w;; Though foows uWu at ^.^ home >_< condemn ^.^ 'em. -uWu GONZAWO. ;;w;; If uWu in Nyapwes -UwU I >_> shouwd wepowt ÚwÚ this now, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ^-^ bewieve me? -;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd say, UwU I saw xDD such iswandews, -For cewtes these OwO awe OwO peopwe of x3 the island, -Who ^w^ though ;;w;; they OwO awe of monstwous xDD shape ^w^ yet, :3 nyote, -^-^ Theiw ^w^ mannyews OwO awe ^.^ mowe OwO gentwe-kind than of -Our human OwO genyewation xDD you UwU shaww find -ÚwÚ Many, x3 nyay, almost ÚwÚ any. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] :3 Honyest uWu wowd, -^.^ Thou x3 hast uWu said well; fow x3 some of xDD you there xDD pwesent -^w^ Awe xDD wowse than OwO deviws. -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ too much >_< muse ->w< Such ^w^ shapes, xDD such ^w^ gestuwe, ÚwÚ and xDD such sound, expressing, -Awthough ;;w;; they ^.^ want x3 the use of ;;w;; tongue, :3 a uWu kind -Of :3 excewwent UwU dumb discourse. -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] Praise uWu in >w< depawting. -xDD FWANCISCO. ^-^ They vanyish'd stwangewy. -:33 SEBASTIAN. No >w< mattew, xDD since -^-^ They uWu have left uWu theiw viands :3 behind; fow ^.^ we uWu have ;;w;; stomachs. -Will't uWu pwease xDD you >_> taste of >_> what >_> is hewe? -^-^ AWONSO. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. -uWu GONZAWO. Faith, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_< nyeed nyot ;;w;; feaw. x3 When ^.^ we :3 wewe boys, -Who ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bewieve :3 that there :3 wewe xDD mountainyeews, -Dewwapp'd ^.^ wike >w< buwws, x3 whose ÚwÚ thwoats xDD had >_< hanging uWu at x3 'em -:3 Wawwets of flesh? ow :3 that there :3 wewe xDD such ;;w;; men ->_< Whose heads :33 stood uWu in uWu theiw ^-^ bweasts? which nyow ^.^ we find -x3 Each >_< puttew-out of five fow one xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing >_> us -^-^ Good :33 wawwant uWu of. -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I xDD wiww stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and UwU feed, -Awthough x3 my last; nyo >w< mattew, xDD since UwU I x3 feew -uWu The best >_> is past. UwU Bwothew, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the ;;w;; Duke, -;;w;; Stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as >_< we. - -Thunder ÚwÚ and >_< wightnying. Entew ARIEL, ^.^ wike :3 a hawpy; -:3 cwaps :33 his x3 wings ;;w;; upon x3 the table; x3 and, with :3 a ^w^ quaint ->_< device, x3 the :33 banquet vanishes - -ÚwÚ AWIEW. >_> You OwO awe >w< thwee ;;w;; men of ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ whom :33 Destiny, -:33 That hath to UwU instwument ÚwÚ this >_< wowew wowwd -xDD And >_> what >_> is OwO in't, x3 the nyevew-suwfeited sea ->_< Hath OwO caus'd to :3 bewch x3 up uWu you; ÚwÚ and on ÚwÚ this >_< iswand -Whewe x3 man xDD doth nyot xDD inhabit-you ^w^ 'mongst ;;w;; men -uWu Being UwU most ^-^ unfit to wive. UwU I uWu have UwU made xDD you >w< mad; -xDD And even with >_< such-wike valour ;;w;; men ^w^ hang ÚwÚ and x3 dwown -^-^ Theiw OwO pwopew selves. -xDD [AWONSO, x3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ etc., dwaw uWu theiw >_< swowds] ->_> You uWu foows! UwU I ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ fewwows -^w^ Awe ministers of Fate; x3 the ÚwÚ ewements -Of ÚwÚ whom x3 youw :33 swowds OwO awe tempew'd OwO may >_< as weww -Wound x3 the ÚwÚ woud winds, ow with bemock'd-at >_> stabs -ÚwÚ Kiww x3 the stiww-cwosing ^.^ watews, >_< as xDD diminyish -x3 Onye >w< dowwe ^w^ that's uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ pwume; x3 my >_> fewwow-minyistews -^w^ Awe ^.^ wike invuwnyewabwe. ;;w;; If xDD you couwd hurt, -uWu Youw :33 swowds OwO awe nyow ^w^ too ;;w;; massy fow x3 youw strengths -xDD And xDD wiww nyot be x3 upwifted. OwO But :3 wemembew- -For ^w^ that's x3 my business to x3 you-that xDD you >w< thwee -Fwom Milan uWu did :33 suppwant ÚwÚ good >_> Pwospewo; -uWu Expos'd >w< unto x3 the :33 sea, which hath x3 wequit :33 it, -^w^ Him, ÚwÚ and :33 his innocent child; fow which fouw ^.^ deed -uWu The pow'rs, dewaying, nyot forgetting, uWu have -Incens'd x3 the seas ÚwÚ and ^-^ showes, >w< yea, aww x3 the :33 cweatuwes, -^w^ Against x3 youw peace. uWu Thee of >w< thy x3 son, Alonso, -^-^ They uWu have beweft; ÚwÚ and UwU do pwonyounce ^.^ by ;;w;; me -uWu Wing'wing perdition, xDD wowse than xDD any :33 death -UwU Can be uWu at ^w^ once, UwU shaww :33 step ^.^ by :33 step >_< attend ->_> You ÚwÚ and x3 youw x3 ways; x3 whose wraths to xDD guawd xDD you x3 fwom- ->_< Which UwU hewe, uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU most desolate isle, >_> ewse ^w^ fawws ->_> Upon x3 youw >_> heads-is >_< nyothing >_> but heart's >_> sowwow, -xDD And :3 a ^-^ cweaw >w< wife >_> ensuing. - ->w< He vanishes uWu in thundew; >w< then, to soft ^.^ music, enter -x3 the ÚwÚ SHAPES OwO again, ÚwÚ and xDD dance, with :3 mocks ÚwÚ and mows, -ÚwÚ and ^w^ cawwying x3 out x3 the tabwe - -PWOSPEWO. >_< Bwavewy x3 the xDD figuwe of ÚwÚ this :3 hawpy x3 hast xDD thou -Perform'd, x3 my Ariel; :3 a xDD gwace >w< it :33 had, >_> devouwing. -Of x3 my :33 instwuction x3 hast xDD thou >_< nyothing bated -^w^ In >_> what xDD thou >w< hadst to say; >_> so, with ÚwÚ good >w< wife -xDD And >w< obsewvation >_> stwange, x3 my >w< meanyew ministers -^-^ Theiw sevewaw >_> kinds uWu have ^-^ donye. OwO My xDD high chawms work, -xDD And these >_< minye >_< enyemies OwO awe aww >w< knyit x3 up -^w^ In uWu theiw distwactions. ^-^ They nyow OwO awe uWu in x3 my :33 pow'w; -xDD And uWu in these ^w^ fits UwU I OwO weave ÚwÚ them, OwO whiwe UwU I x3 visit -Young OwO Fewdinyand, ÚwÚ whom ;;w;; they ^.^ suppose >_> is dwown'd, -xDD And :33 his ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 wov'd UwU dawwing. uWu Exit :33 abuv -uWu GONZAWO. xDD I' x3 th' xDD nyame of ^-^ something ;;w;; howy, ^w^ siw, >w< why stand xDD you -^w^ In ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange :3 stawe? -^-^ AWONSO. >_< O, >w< it >_> is monstrous, UwU monstwous! -:33 Methought x3 the billows ;;w;; spoke, ÚwÚ and told ;;w;; me of uWu it; -uWu The >_< winds uWu did ^.^ sing >w< it to OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the thundew, -:33 That >_> deep ÚwÚ and :3 dweadfuw organ-pipe, ^-^ pwonyounc'd -uWu The xDD nyame of x3 Pwospew; >w< it uWu did ^w^ bass x3 my trespass. -Therefore x3 my >_< son :33 i' x3 th' :3 ooze >_> is >_> bedded; ÚwÚ and -I'll >_> seek ^.^ him deeper than ;;w;; e'ew xDD pwummet sounded, -xDD And with ^.^ him there >_< wie ^w^ mudded. uWu Exit -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO But one >_< fiend uWu at :3 a time, -I'll >w< fight uWu theiw legions >_< o'ew. ->_> ANTONyIO. I'll be >w< thy >w< second. Exeunt x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ANTONyIO -uWu GONZAWO. All >w< thwee of them OwO awe ^-^ despewate; uWu theiw great guilt, -Wike x3 poison UwU given to ^.^ wowk :3 a great time after, -Now UwU gins to ^-^ bite x3 the spiwits. UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, -:33 That OwO awe of uWu suppwew uWu joints, ;;w;; fowwow them swiftwy, -xDD And ^w^ hindew them from >_> what ÚwÚ this >w< ecstasy -^-^ May nyow ;;w;; pwovoke them ;;w;; to. -ADWIAN. ÚwÚ Fowwow, UwU I pray OwO you. 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All >w< thy ;;w;; vexations -^.^ Wewe >_> but x3 my uWu twiaws of >w< thy xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and xDD thou -Hast OwO stwangewy :33 stood x3 the >_< test; UwU hewe, ^-^ afowe ^.^ heaven, -UwU I ^-^ watify ÚwÚ this x3 my rich uWu gift. x3 O ^-^ Fewdinyand! -Do nyot ;;w;; smiwe uWu at ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I boast her ^w^ off, -For xDD thou shalt find ^.^ she xDD wiww outstwip aww >_< pwaise, -xDD And >_< make >w< it UwU hawt x3 behind her. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve >w< it -^w^ Against >w< an owacwe. -PWOSPEWO. Then, >_< as x3 my :3 gift, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thinye UwU own >w< acquisition ->_> Wowt'hiwy :33 puwchas'd, OwO take x3 my >w< daughtew. OwO But -;;w;; If xDD thou dost bweak her virgin-knot >w< befowe -All ;;w;; sanctimonyious uWu cewemonyies OwO may -With full ÚwÚ and >w< howy ^-^ wite be >_> minyist'wed, -No x3 sweet aspewsion UwU shaww x3 the heavens wet faww -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ contwact gwow; >_> but ^-^ bawwen hate, ->_> Souw-ey'd OwO disdain, ÚwÚ and :33 discowd, UwU shaww ^w^ bestwew -uWu The >w< unyion of x3 youw x3 bed with UwU weeds UwU so woathwy -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww ^-^ hate >w< it xDD both. Therefore OwO take ^-^ heed, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ Hymen's >w< wamps UwU shaww >w< wight OwO you. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. ;;w;; As UwU I UwU hope -For :33 quiet uWu days, >w< faiw ^w^ issue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong :3 wife, -With xDD such wuv >_< as UwU 'tis now, x3 the >_< muwkiest ^.^ den, -uWu The UwU most opportune pwace, x3 the stwong'st ^w^ suggestion -Our >_> wowsew ^w^ genyius ^-^ can, UwU shaww >_< nyevew :3 mewt -Mine honour x3 into x3 wust, to OwO take OwO away -uWu The UwU edge of :3 that day's celebration, -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww think ow x3 Phoebus' OwO steeds OwO awe foundew'd -:33 Ow >w< Nyight :33 kept ^.^ chain'd below. -PWOSPEWO. OwO Faiwwy >_> spoke. ->_> Sit, >w< then, ÚwÚ and tawk with >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is ^.^ thinye own. -What, Awiew! x3 my >_< industwious uWu sewvant, Awiew! - -Entew uWu AWIEW - -ÚwÚ AWIEW. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my x3 potent ÚwÚ mastew? :3 Hewe UwU I am. -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< meanyew ^w^ fewwows x3 youw >w< wast OwO sewvice -Did ^-^ wowthiwy perform; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must use xDD you -^w^ In xDD such anyothew ^.^ twick. Go ;;w;; bwing x3 the wabbwe, -^w^ O'ew ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU give uWu thee pow'r, OwO hewe to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -x3 Incite them to ^w^ quick >w< motion; fow UwU I ^w^ must -Bestow ;;w;; upon x3 the eyes of ÚwÚ this xDD young coupwe -;;w;; Some vanyity of >_< minye awt; >w< it >_> is x3 my ;;w;; pwomise, -xDD And ;;w;; they >_< expect >w< it from x3 me. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. x3 Pwesentwy? -PWOSPEWO. Ay, with :3 a ^-^ twink. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^.^ Befowe xDD you ^.^ can >_> say ^w^ 'come' ÚwÚ and :33 'go,' -xDD And ;;w;; bweathe twice, ÚwÚ and cwy 'so, :3 so,' -x3 Each one, ;;w;; twipping on :33 his toe, -Will be OwO hewe with :3 mop ÚwÚ and uWu mow. -Do xDD you wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ mastew? uWu Nyo? -PWOSPEWO. Dearly, x3 my xDD dewicate Ariel. Do nyot appwoach -Tiww xDD thou dost hear ;;w;; me :33 caww. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Well! UwU I x3 conceive. uWu Exit -PWOSPEWO. Wook xDD thou be true; UwU do nyot UwU give ^-^ dawwiance -Too much x3 the rein; x3 the OwO stwongest >w< oaths OwO awe >w< stwaw -;;w;; To x3 th' fire :33 i' x3 th' blood. ^w^ Be ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ abstemious, -:33 Ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ good >w< nyight x3 youw vow! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ^w^ siw, -uWu The ^-^ white UwU cowd ;;w;; viwgin >w< snyow ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< heawt -UwU Abates x3 the xDD awdouw of x3 my liver. -PWOSPEWO. Well! -Now come, x3 my ;;w;; Awiew, ;;w;; bwing :3 a corollary, -Rather than ^.^ want :3 a uWu spiwit; ^.^ appeaw, ÚwÚ and OwO pewtwy. -No >_< tongue! All xDD eyes! ^w^ Be ^-^ siwent. [Soft music] - -Entew IRIS - ->w< IWIS. >w< Cewes, UwU most ^.^ bounteous UwU wady, >w< thy rich leas -Of ÚwÚ wheat, UwU wye, >_> bawwey, OwO vetches, uWu oats, ÚwÚ and :33 pease; -x3 Thy >w< tuwfy >_< mountains, :3 whewe ^w^ wive >_< nyibbwing ;;w;; sheep, -xDD And flat :33 meads >w< thatch'd with ^w^ stuvw, them to UwU keep; -x3 Thy uWu banks with :3 pionyed ÚwÚ and >w< twiwwed ^w^ bwims, ->_< Which >_< spongy ;;w;; Apwiw uWu at >w< thy hest betwims, -;;w;; To >_< make UwU cowd :3 nymphs >w< chaste cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> bwoom gwuvs, ->_< Whose :3 shadow x3 the :3 dismissed >w< bachewow wuvs, -uWu Being wass-wown; >w< thy pole-clipt vineyard; -xDD And >w< thy :33 sea-mawge, sterile ÚwÚ and rocky hawd, -Whewe xDD thou >w< thysewf dost >_> aiw-the xDD Queen ^.^ o' x3 th' :3 sky, ->_< Whose ^.^ wat'wy ^-^ awch ÚwÚ and :3 messengew ^w^ am I, -:3 Bids uWu thee OwO weave :3 these; ÚwÚ and with her suvweign gwace, -:3 Hewe on ÚwÚ this gwass-pwot, uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD vewy pwace, -;;w;; To come ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spowt. :3 Hew xDD peacocks fwy amain. -[JUNyO ^.^ descends uWu in her x3 caw] -uWu Appwoach, rich >w< Cewes, her to entertain. - -Entew OwO CEWES - -CERES. >w< Haiw, uWu many-cowouwed ^w^ messengew, :3 that ^w^ nye'ew -uWu Dost :33 disobey x3 the >w< wife of Jupiter; -UwU Who, with >w< thy x3 saffwon wings, ;;w;; upon x3 my flow'rs -^w^ Diffusest honey ÚwÚ dwops, x3 wefweshing show'ws; -xDD And with >_< each >w< end of >w< thy blue bow dost >_< cwown -OwO My OwO bosky acres ÚwÚ and x3 my unshrubb'd ;;w;; down, -Wich scarf to x3 my OwO pwoud OwO eawth-why hath >w< thy xDD Queen -x3 Summon'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ hithew to ÚwÚ this showt-gwass'd green? ->w< IWIS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ contwact of true wuv to celebrate, -xDD And x3 some donyation freely to estate -On x3 the bwest ;;w;; wuvws. -CERES. Teww uWu me, ^-^ heavenwy UwU bow, -;;w;; If :3 Venyus ow her x3 son, >_< as xDD thou dost knyow, -Do nyow >_< attend x3 the Queen? Since ;;w;; they uWu did :3 pwot -uWu The means :3 that ÚwÚ dusky ^.^ Dis x3 my daughter OwO got, -:3 Hew ÚwÚ and her ^w^ bwind boy's scandal'd >_< company -UwU I uWu have forsworn. ->w< IWIS. Of her >w< society -^w^ Be nyot afraid. UwU I >w< met her :33 Deity -uWu Cutting x3 the :33 cwouds uWu towawds ;;w;; Paphos, ÚwÚ and her >_< son -xDD Duv-dwawn with her. :3 Hewe xDD thought ;;w;; they to uWu have donye -;;w;; Some >_< wanton >_> chawm ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this x3 man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; maid, ->_< Whose x3 vows OwO awe :3 that nyo ^w^ bed-wite UwU shaww be paid -Tiww ÚwÚ Hymen's :33 towch be xDD wighted; >_> but uWu in OwO vain. -Maws's :3 hot uWu minyion >_> is wetuwn'd again; -:3 Hew x3 waspish-headed >_< son >_> has broke :33 his awwows, -UwU Sweaws ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< shoot nyo >_> mowe, >_> but :33 pway with spawwows, -xDD And be :3 a ;;w;; boy >w< wight OwO out. [JUNyO UwU awights] -CERES. :33 Highest xDD Queen of ^-^ State, -UwU Gweat >_< Junyo, ;;w;; comes; UwU I ^.^ knyow her ^.^ by her gait. -JUNyO. How does x3 my ^.^ bounteous ^-^ sistew? Go with ;;w;; me -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ this twain, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO may :33 pwospewous be, -xDD And :3 honyouw'd uWu in uWu theiw UwU issue. ^w^ [They sing] -JUNyO. Honour, ÚwÚ wiches, ;;w;; mawwiage-bwessing, -OwO Wong continyuance, ÚwÚ and incweasing, -:3 Houwwy joys be still ;;w;; upon you! ->_> Junyo ^-^ sings her bwessings on OwO you. -CERES. Eawth's UwU incwease, ÚwÚ foison OwO pwenty, -;;w;; Bawns ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gamews >_< nyevew >w< empty; -UwU Vinyes with >w< cwust'wing bunches UwU gwowing, -OwO Pwants with xDD goodwy buwden ^-^ bowing; -Spwing come to xDD you uWu at x3 the ^.^ fawthest, -^w^ In x3 the xDD vewy >w< end of hawvest! -Scawcity ÚwÚ and ^.^ want UwU shaww UwU shun UwU you, -Cewes' >_> bwessing UwU so >_> is on OwO you. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. This >_> is :3 a UwU most :3 majestic xDD vision, ÚwÚ and -Hawmonyious >_> chawmingwy. ^-^ May UwU I be bold -;;w;; To think these x3 spiwits? -PWOSPEWO. Spiwits, which ^.^ by >_< minye awt -UwU I uWu have from uWu theiw confines ^w^ caww'd to >_< enyact -OwO My xDD pwesent ^w^ fancies. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ wive OwO hewe evew; -^w^ So OwO wawe :3 a x3 wond'wed >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu wise -:3 Makes ÚwÚ this :33 pwace xDD Pawadise. -[JUNyO ÚwÚ and OwO CEWES UwU whispew, ÚwÚ and >_> send IRIS on empwoyment] -PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Sweet now, OwO siwence; ->_> Junyo ÚwÚ and >w< Cewes whisper ^.^ sewiouswy. ->_> Thewe's ^-^ something >_> ewse to do; >_< hush, ÚwÚ and be xDD mute, -:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU ouw speww >_> is marr'd. ->w< IWIS. >_> You xDD nymphs, ^w^ caww'd Nyaiads, of x3 the wind'wing :33 bwooks, -With x3 youw :3 sedg'd :3 cwowns ÚwÚ and OwO evew UwU hawmwess looks, -Weave x3 youw ^.^ cwisp channels, ÚwÚ and on ÚwÚ this green ÚwÚ wand -Answer x3 youw summons; >_> Junyo does >_> command. -^.^ Come, ^w^ tempewate xDD nymphs, ÚwÚ and OwO hewp to cewebwate -^-^ A ÚwÚ contwact of true love; be nyot ^w^ too UwU wate. - -Entew xDD cewtain x3 NYMPHS - ->_> You >w< sun-buwnt sickwemen, of August OwO weawy, -:3 Come ÚwÚ hithew from x3 the ^w^ fuwwow, ÚwÚ and be ;;w;; mewwy; -^-^ Make holiday; x3 youw OwO wye-stwaw ÚwÚ hats put ;;w;; on, -xDD And these >w< fwesh :3 nymphs x3 encountew every one -^w^ In countwy footing. - -Entew xDD cewtain REAPERS, ;;w;; pwopewwy >_> habited; ;;w;; they ^w^ join -with x3 the x3 NYMPHS uWu in :3 a ^.^ gwacefuw dance; uWu towawds x3 the ->w< end xDD wheweof :33 PWOSPEWO starts suddenly, ÚwÚ and speaks, -ÚwÚ aftew ^w^ which, to :3 a >_> stwange, hollow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused -noise, ;;w;; they >_> heaviwy :3 vanyish - -PWOSPEWO. :3 [Aside] UwU I xDD had fowgot :3 that fouw conspiracy -Of x3 the beast uWu Cawiban ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 confedewates -^w^ Against x3 my :33 wife; x3 the minyute of uWu theiw :3 pwot -Is almost x3 come. :33 [To x3 the SPIWITS] Weww donye; avoid; nyo -uWu mowe! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. This >_> is :3 stwange; x3 youw father's uWu in x3 some passion -:33 That wowks ^.^ him stwongwy. -MIWANDA. xDD Nyevew >w< tiww ÚwÚ this day -^.^ Saw UwU I ^.^ him touch'd with ÚwÚ angew UwU so distemper'd. -PWOSPEWO. >_> You UwU do look, x3 my x3 son, uWu in :3 a x3 mov'd sort, -;;w;; As >_> if xDD you :3 wewe ÚwÚ dismay'd; be OwO cheewfuw, sir. -Our :3 wevews nyow OwO awe ended. ;;w;; These UwU ouw actors, -;;w;; As UwU I UwU fowetowd UwU you, :3 wewe aww ^.^ spiwits, ÚwÚ and -^w^ Awe mewted x3 into air, x3 into >_< thin air; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the basewess fabric of ÚwÚ this xDD vision, -uWu The cwoud-capp'd UwU towews, x3 the gowgeous pawaces, -uWu The solemn ^w^ tempwes, x3 the great globe itself, -Yea, aww which >w< it OwO inhewit, UwU shaww >w< dissowve, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this insubstantiaw pageant uWu faded, -Weave nyot :3 a ^.^ wack behind. We OwO awe xDD such ^w^ stuff -;;w;; As x3 dweams OwO awe UwU made xDD on; ÚwÚ and UwU ouw xDD wittwe >w< wife -Is wounded with :3 a OwO sweep. UwU Siw, UwU I ^w^ am >_> vex'd; -ÚwÚ Beaw with x3 my ÚwÚ weaknyess; x3 my ;;w;; owd :3 bwain >_> is troubled; -^w^ Be nyot distuwb'd with x3 my infiwmity. -;;w;; If xDD you be >_< pweas'd, uWu wetiwe x3 into x3 my cell -xDD And there ^.^ wepose; :3 a turn ow >w< two I'll UwU wawk -;;w;; To still x3 my beating :33 mind. -OwO FEWDINyAND, MIWANDA. We ÚwÚ wish x3 youw peace. Exeunt -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Come, with :3 a thought. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, Ariel; x3 come. - -Entew uWu AWIEW - -ÚwÚ AWIEW. x3 Thy >_< thoughts UwU I ÚwÚ cweave ;;w;; to. x3 What's >w< thy pweasuwe? -PWOSPEWO. :33 Spiwit, -We ^w^ must >_> pwepawe to :3 meet with >w< Cawiban. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Ay, x3 my commander. x3 When UwU I pwesented >_> 'Cewes.' -UwU I xDD thought to uWu have told uWu thee of uWu it; >_> but UwU I feaw'd -Lest UwU I ^w^ might ÚwÚ angew thee. -PWOSPEWO. x3 Say OwO again, :3 whewe :33 didst xDD thou OwO weave these OwO vawwets? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I told UwU you, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD wed-hot with drinking; -^w^ So full of valour :3 that ;;w;; they xDD smote x3 the ^w^ aiw -For :33 bweathing uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ faces; xDD beat x3 the x3 gwound -For xDD kissing of uWu theiw feet; yet awways x3 bending -Towards uWu theiw ^w^ pwoject. UwU Then UwU I xDD beat x3 my >_> tabow, -At which ^.^ wike :3 unback'd ^w^ cowts ;;w;; they pwick'd uWu theiw ;;w;; eaws, -ÚwÚ Advanc'd uWu theiw xDD eyewids, wifted x3 up uWu theiw :33 nyoses -;;w;; As ;;w;; they >_< smewt >_> music; UwU so UwU I chawm'd uWu theiw cars, -:33 That cawf-wike ;;w;; they x3 my ^.^ wowing follow'd ^w^ thwough -^-^ Tooth'd bwiews, ^-^ shawp OwO fuwzes, pricking ÚwÚ goss, ÚwÚ and thowns, ->_< Which ^w^ ent'wed uWu theiw frail ^.^ shins. At >w< wast UwU I left them -xDD I' x3 th' :33 fiwthy mantwed >_> poow ^w^ beyond x3 youw cell, ->_> Thewe UwU dancing x3 up to x3 th' UwU chins, :3 that x3 the fouw wake -^-^ O'ewstunk uWu theiw xDD feet. -PWOSPEWO. This UwU was weww :33 donye, x3 my xDD biwd. -x3 Thy xDD shape invisible ^.^ wetain xDD thou xDD stiww. -uWu The OwO twumpewy uWu in x3 my house, OwO go ;;w;; bwing >w< it ÚwÚ hithew -For ÚwÚ stawe to catch these >_< thieves. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I x3 go, UwU I ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ A deviw, :3 a bown deviw, on x3 whose ÚwÚ nyatuwe -uWu Nyuwtuwe ^.^ can >_< nyevew UwU stick; on ÚwÚ whom x3 my pains, ->_> Humanyewy >_< taken, all, aww :3 wost, quite ^.^ wost; -xDD And >_< as with age :33 his >w< body xDD ugwiew >_> gwows, -^w^ So :33 his ^-^ mind cankews. UwU I xDD wiww pwague them all, -Even to x3 woawing. - -^.^ We-entew ARIEL, ^w^ woaden with gwistewing ^w^ appawew, &c. - -^.^ Come, ^w^ hang them on ÚwÚ this ^.^ winye. -[PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and uWu AWIEW >_< wemain, uWu invisibwe] - -Entew CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO, aww wet - -CALIBAN. >_> Pway UwU you, ;;w;; twead softly, :3 that x3 the ^w^ bwind ^.^ mowe OwO may nyot ->w< Heaw :3 a :33 foot uWu faww; ^.^ we nyow OwO awe nyeaw :33 his >w< ceww. -STEPHANO. Monstew, x3 youw >_> faiwy, which xDD you >_> say >_> is :3 a UwU hawmwess ->_> faiwy, >_> has donye xDD wittwe xDD bettew than pway'd x3 the x3 Jack with >_> us. -:3 TWINCUWO. Monstew, UwU I UwU do smell aww howse-piss uWu at which x3 my -x3 nyose >_> is uWu in great xDD indignyation. -STEPHANO. ^w^ So >_> is ^w^ minye. Do xDD you heaw, monstew? ;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd -OwO take :3 a >_< dispweasuwe OwO against UwU you, wook :3 you- -:3 TWINCUWO. ^.^ Thou OwO wewt >_> but :3 a wost ^.^ monstew. -CALIBAN. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^.^ favouw xDD stiww. -^w^ Be *giggles shyly* patient, fow x3 the >w< pwize I'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to -Shall >_< hoodwink ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ mischance; >_< thewefowe speak ^w^ softwy. -^-^ Aww's UwU hush'd >_< as ;;w;; midnyight >_> yet. -:3 TWINCUWO. Ay, >_> but to wose UwU ouw bottles uWu in x3 the pool! -STEPHANO. >_> Thewe >_> is nyot >w< onwy xDD disgwace ÚwÚ and x3 dishonyouw uWu in -:3 that, monster, >_> but >w< an :3 infinyite loss. -:3 TWINCUWO. >w< That's ^.^ mowe to ;;w;; me than x3 my :33 wetting; yet ÚwÚ this >_> is -x3 youw UwU hawmwess >_> faiwy, ^.^ monstew. -STEPHANO. UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 off x3 my >_> bottwe, ^w^ though UwU I be ^-^ o'ew -OwO eaws fow x3 my uWu wabouw. -CALIBAN. Prithee, x3 my OwO king, be ÚwÚ quiet. OwO Seest xDD thou UwU hewe, -This >_> is x3 the xDD mouth ^.^ o' x3 th' cell; nyo noise, ÚwÚ and enter. -Do :3 that ÚwÚ good ^-^ mischief which OwO may >_< make ÚwÚ this >_< iswand -OwO Thinye UwU own fow ever, ÚwÚ and I, >w< thy >_< Cawiban, -For ^.^ aye >w< thy foot-wickew. -STEPHANO. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. UwU I UwU do x3 begin to uWu have bwoody ->w< thoughts. -:3 TWINCUWO. x3 O ^w^ King ^w^ Stephanyo! x3 O OwO peew! x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ Stephanyo! -Wook >_> what :3 a wardrobe OwO hewe >_> is fow uWu thee! -CALIBAN. Let >w< it ^-^ awonye, xDD thou foow; >w< it >_> is >_> but xDD twash. -:3 TWINCUWO. >_< O, :3 ho, ÚwÚ monstew; ^.^ we ^.^ knyow >_> what ^-^ bewongs to :3 a -x3 fwippewy. x3 O ^w^ King ^w^ Stephanyo! -STEPHANO. >_> Put x3 off :3 that x3 gown, UwU Twincuwo; ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu hand, I'll -uWu have :3 that xDD gown. -:3 TWINCUWO. x3 Thy Gwace UwU shaww uWu have :3 it. -CALIBAN. uWu The dwopsy x3 dwown ÚwÚ this foow! >_> What UwU do xDD you >_> mean -;;w;; To >_> dote OwO thus on xDD such wuggage? Let 't ^-^ awonye, -xDD And UwU do x3 the murder fiwst. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >w< awake, -Fwom toe to >_< cwown he'ww ^w^ fiww UwU ouw ÚwÚ skins with ^w^ pinches; -^-^ Make >_> us ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; stuff. -STEPHANO. ^w^ Be xDD you ^w^ quiet, ^.^ monstew. Mistress xDD winye, >_> is nyot -ÚwÚ this x3 my jewkin? Now >_> is x3 the x3 jewkin :33 undew x3 the ^w^ winye; now, -^-^ jewkin, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to wose x3 youw hair, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; bawd -:33 jewkin. -:3 TWINCUWO. UwU Do, xDD do. We ^.^ steaw ^.^ by winye ÚwÚ and UwU wevew, UwU an't ^.^ wike -x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -STEPHANO. UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow :3 that >_> jest; hewe's :3 a ^.^ gawment -xDD fow't. Wit UwU shaww nyot OwO go >_< unwewawded OwO whiwe UwU I ^w^ am x3 king of -ÚwÚ this country. 'Steaw ^.^ by winye ÚwÚ and >_< wevew' >_> is >w< an :3 excewwent -pass of OwO pate; there's anyothew garmet xDD fow't. -:3 TWINCUWO. Monstew, come, put x3 some wime ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ fingews, -ÚwÚ and OwO away with x3 the rest. -CALIBAN. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have >_< nyonye ^.^ on't. We UwU shaww wose UwU ouw time, -xDD And aww be >_> tuwn'd to >_< bawnyacwes, ow to >_< apes -With >_< foweheads ÚwÚ viwwainyous wow. -STEPHANO. Monstew, ;;w;; way-to x3 youw x3 fingews; OwO hewp to UwU beaw ÚwÚ this -OwO away :3 whewe x3 my x3 hogshead of winye ;;w;; is, ow I'll turn xDD you x3 out -of x3 my >_> kingdom. Go ^.^ to, carry UwU this. -:3 TWINCUWO. xDD And UwU this. -STEPHANO. Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU this. - -^-^ A noise of huntews :3 beawd. Entew divers SPIWITS, uWu in -xDD shape of ^.^ dogs ÚwÚ and uWu hounds, :33 bunting them >_> about; -:33 PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and uWu AWIEW >w< setting them on - -PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Hey, Mountain, >_> hey! -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Silver! there >w< it :33 goes, Silver! -PWOSPEWO. OwO Fuwy, Fuwy! There, ÚwÚ Tywant, thewe! Hawk, x3 hawk! -[CAWIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO OwO awe driven out] -Go :3 chawge x3 my gobwins :3 that ;;w;; they grind uWu theiw xDD joints -With xDD dwy convulsions, showten x3 up uWu theiw sinews -With ^-^ aged ;;w;; cwamps, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe pinch-spotted >_< make them -Than pawd ow :33 cat ^.^ o' x3 mountain. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Hawk, ;;w;; they >w< woaw. -PWOSPEWO. Let them be ^w^ hunted soundly. At ÚwÚ this >_> houw -Lies uWu at x3 my xDD mewcy aww >_< minye enemies. -^.^ Showtwy UwU shaww aww x3 my uWu wabouws ^w^ end, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ->_> Shawt uWu have x3 the ^w^ aiw uWu at x3 fweedom; fow :3 a xDD wittwe -ÚwÚ Fowwow, ÚwÚ and UwU do ;;w;; me service. 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On x3 the uWu sixth houw; uWu at which time, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You uWu said UwU ouw ^.^ wowk >_> shouwd >_> cease. -PWOSPEWO. UwU I uWu did >_> say >_> so, -x3 When xDD fiwst UwU I >_> wais'd x3 the ;;w;; tempest. Say, x3 my ^-^ spiwit, -How fawes x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and ^-^ 's :33 fowwowews? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Confin'd togethew -^w^ In x3 the same fashion >_< as xDD you uWu gave uWu in chawge; -;;w;; Just >_< as xDD you left OwO them; aww pwisonyews, ^w^ siw, -^w^ In x3 the line-grove which >w< weathew-fends x3 youw cell; -^-^ They ;;w;; cannyot :3 budge >w< tiww x3 youw :3 wewease. uWu The OwO King, -ÚwÚ His brother, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, abide aww >w< thwee distwacted, -xDD And x3 the ^.^ wemaindew >w< mouwnying uvw ÚwÚ them, -Bwim full of sorrow ÚwÚ and ^-^ dismay; >_> but ^.^ chiefwy -xDD Him xDD you ;;w;; tewm'd, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ 'the ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd uWu wowd, Gonzawo'; -ÚwÚ His tears >w< wun down :33 his UwU beawd, ^.^ wike winter's ^.^ dwops -Fwom ^.^ eaves of reeds. uWu Youw >_> chawm UwU so >_< stwongwy wowks x3 'em -:33 That >_> if xDD you nyow beheld them x3 youw affections -Wouwd :33 become tendew. -PWOSPEWO. uWu Dost xDD thou think >_> so, spiwit? -ÚwÚ AWIEW. Mine :3 wouwd, ^w^ siw, :3 wewe UwU I human. -PWOSPEWO. xDD And >_< minye >_< shaww. -Hast UwU thou, which awt >_> but air, :3 a xDD touch, :3 a :33 feewing -Of uWu theiw UwU affwictions, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww nyot myself, -x3 Onye of uWu theiw ;;w;; kind, :3 that wewish aww >_< as shawpwy, -:3 Passion >_< as >w< they, be OwO kindwiew x3 mov'd than xDD thou awt? -;;w;; Though with uWu theiw xDD high >_< wwongs UwU I ^w^ am >w< stwuck to x3 th' quick, -ÚwÚ Yet with x3 my >w< nyobwew reason uWu 'gainst x3 my UwU fuwy -Do UwU I OwO take ^w^ pawt; x3 the ;;w;; wawew uWu action >_> is -^w^ In viwtue than uWu in uWu vengeance; ;;w;; they ^.^ being penitent, -uWu The sole dwift of x3 my OwO puwpose xDD doth :3 extend -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a fwown fuwthew. Go wewease ÚwÚ them, Ariel; -OwO My chawms I'll break, uWu theiw :33 senses I'll ;;w;; westowe, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww be x3 themsewves. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. I'll :3 fetch ÚwÚ them, sir. uWu Exit -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Ye OwO ewves of ;;w;; hiwws, :33 bwooks, >_< standing wakes, ÚwÚ and -^-^ gwuvs; -xDD And OwO ye :3 that on x3 the UwU sands with :33 pwintwess :33 foot -Do OwO chase x3 the UwU ebbing Neptune, ÚwÚ and UwU do fwy ^.^ him -x3 When ^.^ he x3 comes back; xDD you ÚwÚ demi-puppets :3 that -^-^ By uWu moonshinye UwU do x3 the green :3 souw ringlets ;;w;; make, -:3 Wheweof x3 the ewe nyot xDD bites; ÚwÚ and xDD you x3 whose >w< pastime -Is to >_< make ;;w;; midnyight mushwooms, :3 that rejoice -;;w;; To hear x3 the solemn ^-^ cuwfew; ^.^ by x3 whose UwU aid- ->_> Weak >w< mastews ^w^ though OwO ye be-I uWu have >w< be-dimm'd -uWu The UwU nyoontide sun, ^w^ caww'd fowth x3 the mutinyous winds, -xDD And 'twixt x3 the green sea ÚwÚ and x3 the azuw'd >_< vauwt -Set xDD woawing waw. ;;w;; To x3 the xDD dwead >_> wattwing >_> thundew -:3 Have UwU I UwU given ^w^ fiwe, ÚwÚ and wifted Juv's :33 stout ÚwÚ oak -With :33 his UwU own >_> bowt; x3 the ÚwÚ stwong-bas'd ^w^ pwomontowy -:3 Have UwU I UwU made ;;w;; shake, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 the :33 spuws ^w^ pwuck'd x3 up -uWu The pine ÚwÚ and uWu cedaw. ÚwÚ Gwaves uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ command -:3 Have >_< wak'd uWu theiw >_> sweepews, ^-^ op'd, ÚwÚ and wet x3 'em ^-^ fowth, -^-^ By x3 my UwU so x3 potent art. OwO But ÚwÚ this OwO wough >w< magic -UwU I OwO hewe abjure; x3 and, when UwU I uWu have requir'd -;;w;; Some ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ music-which even nyow UwU I xDD do- -;;w;; To ^.^ wowk >_< minye >w< end ;;w;; upon uWu theiw :33 senses :3 that -This airy >_> chawm >_> is for, I'll bweak x3 my staff, -^.^ Buwy >w< it xDD cewtain ;;w;; fathoms uWu in x3 the earth, -xDD And deeper than uWu did OwO evew xDD pwummet >_> sound -I'll x3 dwown x3 my uWu book. :33 [Sowem music] - -:3 Hewe ;;w;; entews uWu AWIEW befowe; xDD then ^.^ AWONSO, with -frantic ^w^ gestuwe, ^w^ attended ^.^ by >w< GONZAWO; x3 SEBASTIAN -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ANTONyIO uWu in ^.^ wike manner, ^w^ attended ^.^ by ADRIAN -ÚwÚ and xDD FWANCISCO. ^-^ They aww enter x3 the xDD ciwcwe which -:33 PWOSPEWO xDD had made, ÚwÚ and there stand ^w^ chawm'd; which -:33 PWOSPEWO x3 obsewving, xDD speaks - -^-^ A solemn air, ÚwÚ and x3 the best comforter -;;w;; To >w< an unsettled >_> fancy, >w< cuwe >w< thy uWu bwains, -Now ^-^ usewess, ÚwÚ boiw'd within >w< thy :33 skuww! >_> Thewe x3 stand, -For xDD you OwO awe >w< speww-stopp'd. -Holy Gonzalo, ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ man, -Mine ^w^ eyes, ev'n x3 sociabwe to x3 the x3 show of xDD thinye, -Fall fellowly ^.^ dwops. uWu The >_> chawm :33 dissowves xDD apace, -xDD And >_< as x3 the mownying steals ;;w;; upon x3 the night, -x3 Mewting x3 the ^-^ dawknyess, UwU so uWu theiw ;;w;; wising :33 senses -Begin to OwO chase x3 the ÚwÚ ignyowant ^w^ fumes :3 that ^-^ mantwe -^-^ Theiw cweawew reason. x3 O ÚwÚ good Gonzalo, -OwO My true pwesewvew, ÚwÚ and :3 a loyal ^w^ siw -;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD thou fowwow'st! UwU I xDD wiww x3 pay >w< thy uWu gwaces -x3 Home both uWu in ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU deed. :3 Most ;;w;; cwuewwy -;;w;; Didst UwU thou, Alonso, use ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; -x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew UwU was :3 a >_< fuwthewew uWu in x3 the act. -^.^ Thou awt ;;w;; pinch'd for't now, >w< Sebastian. >w< Fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood, ->_< You, ÚwÚ bwothew >_> minye, :3 that entertain'd ambition, -OwO Expeww'd ^-^ wemowse ÚwÚ and nyatuwe, who, with ÚwÚ Sebastian- ->_< Whose inward pinches >_< thewefowe OwO awe UwU most x3 stwong- -Wouwd OwO hewe uWu have kill'd x3 youw OwO king, UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive ÚwÚ thee, -Unnyatuwaw ^w^ though xDD thou art. ^-^ Theiw undewstanding -UwU Begins to sweww, ÚwÚ and x3 the approaching >_< tide -Will x3 showtwy ^w^ fiww x3 the ^.^ weasonyabwe >w< showe -:33 That nyow wies fouw ÚwÚ and uWu muddy. ÚwÚ Nyot one of them -:33 That yet :33 wooks on uWu me, ow ^.^ wouwd ^.^ knyow x3 me. ;;w;; Awiew, -^-^ Fetch ;;w;; me x3 the ^w^ hat ÚwÚ and rapier uWu in x3 my cell; uWu Exit uWu AWIEW -UwU I xDD wiww >_> discase uWu me, ÚwÚ and mysewf xDD pwesent -;;w;; As UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ sometime Milan. Quickly, ^w^ spiwit -^.^ Thou shalt ere ^-^ wong be >w< fwee. - -ARIEL, on UwU wetuwnying, ^-^ sings ÚwÚ and helps to attiwe ^.^ him - -Whewe x3 the >w< bee sucks, there uWu suck x3 I; -^w^ In :3 a cowslip's beww UwU I wie; ->_> Thewe UwU I UwU couch when :3 owws UwU do ^-^ cwy. -On x3 the uWu bat's back UwU I UwU do fwy ->w< Aftew ^-^ summew merrily. ->w< Mewwiwy, ÚwÚ mewwiwy UwU shaww UwU I ^w^ wive nyow -;;w;; Undew x3 the :3 bwossom :3 that uWu hangs on x3 the ^.^ bough. - -PWOSPEWO. Why, ^w^ that's x3 my UwU dainty Awiew! UwU I UwU shaww ;;w;; miss ÚwÚ thee; -OwO But yet xDD thou shalt uWu have freedom. So, >_> so, :3 so. -;;w;; To x3 the >_< King's ship, invisible >_< as xDD thou awt; ->_> Thewe shalt xDD thou find x3 the xDD mawinyews ;;w;; asweep -;;w;; Undew x3 the UwU hatches; x3 the >_< mastew ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< boatswain -uWu Being >w< awake, enforce them to ÚwÚ this pwace; -xDD And pwesentwy, UwU I UwU pwithee. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. UwU I ÚwÚ dwink x3 the ^w^ aiw >w< befowe uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn -:33 Ow ere x3 youw >_< puwse twice >w< beat. uWu Exit -uWu GONZAWO. All torment, twoubwe, wonder ÚwÚ and ^.^ amazement, -^-^ Inhabits hewe. ;;w;; Some ^-^ heavenwy powew ^w^ guide >_> us -UwU Out of ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw :33 countwy! -PWOSPEWO. UwU Behowd, Sir OwO King, -uWu The ;;w;; wwonged >w< Duke of Milan, Prospero. -For ^.^ mowe assurance :3 that :3 a UwU wiving >_> pwince -ÚwÚ Does nyow speak to ÚwÚ thee, UwU I >_< embwace >w< thy >w< body; -xDD And to uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< company UwU I bid -^-^ A x3 heawty x3 wewcome. -^-^ AWONSO. ÚwÚ Whe'ew xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st ^.^ he ow no, -:33 Ow x3 some ^-^ enchanted xDD twifwe to abuse uWu me, -;;w;; As wate UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, UwU I nyot :33 knyow. x3 Thy >_< puwse ->w< Beats, >_< as of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwood; x3 and, xDD since UwU I saw ÚwÚ thee, -xDD Th' >_> affwiction of x3 my ^-^ mind amends, with ^w^ which, -UwU I ;;w;; feaw, :3 a ^-^ madnyess hewd x3 me. This ^w^ must ;;w;; cwave- -^-^ An >_> if ÚwÚ this be uWu at x3 aww-a UwU most ;;w;; stwange ;;w;; stowy. -x3 Thy x3 dukedom UwU I >_< wesign, ÚwÚ and UwU do entweat -^.^ Thou UwU pawdon ;;w;; me x3 my x3 wwongs. OwO But >w< how >_> shouwd Pwospewo -^w^ Be UwU wiving ÚwÚ and be hewe? -PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Fiwst, x3 nyobwe fwiend, -Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ^.^ thinye age, x3 whose honour ;;w;; cannyot -^w^ Be UwU measuw'd ow ;;w;; confin'd. -uWu GONZAWO. Whethew ÚwÚ this be -:33 Ow be >_> nyot, I'll nyot OwO sweaw. -PWOSPEWO. >_> You UwU do yet >_> taste -;;w;; Some OwO subtweties ^.^ o' x3 th' isle, :3 that xDD wiww nyot wet xDD you -:3 Bewieve ^.^ things cewtain. Welcome, x3 my ^w^ fwiends :33 aww! -^-^ [Aside to x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] OwO But UwU you, x3 my ;;w;; bwace of -wowds, :3 wewe UwU I UwU so UwU minded, -UwU I OwO hewe couwd pluck :33 his Highness' fwown ;;w;; upon UwU you, -xDD And justify xDD you :33 twaitows; uWu at ÚwÚ this time -UwU I xDD wiww tell nyo ^-^ tawes. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 [Aside] uWu The ^.^ deviw xDD speaks uWu in ^.^ him. -PWOSPEWO. No. -For UwU you, UwU most wicked ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ whom to caww ÚwÚ bwothew -Wouwd even ÚwÚ infect x3 my uWu mouth, UwU I UwU do :33 fowgive -x3 Thy rankest fauwt-aww of OwO them; ÚwÚ and xDD wequiwe -OwO My x3 dukedom of ÚwÚ thee, which ^.^ pewfowce UwU I ^.^ knyow -^.^ Thou ^w^ must >w< westowe. -^-^ AWONSO. ;;w;; If xDD thou UwU beest >_> Pwospewo, -Give >_> us pawticuwaws of >w< thy uWu pwesewvation; -How xDD thou x3 hast >w< met >_> us UwU hewe, ÚwÚ whom >w< thwee >_> houws xDD since -^.^ Wewe ^.^ wweck'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this shore; :3 whewe UwU I uWu have xDD wost- -How ^-^ shawp x3 the :33 point of ÚwÚ this wemembwance x3 is!- -OwO My uWu deaw >_< son ;;w;; Fewdinyand. -PWOSPEWO. UwU I ^w^ am woe x3 fow't, sir. -^-^ AWONSO. x3 Iwwepawabwe >_> is x3 the loss; ÚwÚ and uWu patience -^w^ Says >w< it >_> is x3 past her x3 cuwe. -PWOSPEWO. UwU I rather think ->_> You uWu have nyot >_< sought her hewp, of x3 whose soft xDD gwace -For x3 the ^.^ wike ^-^ woss UwU I uWu have her suvweign ^w^ aid, -xDD And xDD west mysewf OwO content. -^-^ AWONSO. >_> You x3 the ^.^ wike ^w^ woss! -PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; As great to ;;w;; me >_< as late; x3 and, suppowtabwe -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the uWu deaw woss, uWu have UwU I means much weaker -Than xDD you OwO may caww to uWu comfowt UwU you, fow UwU I -:3 Have wost x3 my >w< daughtew. -^-^ AWONSO. ^-^ A daughter! -x3 O >w< heavens, :3 that ;;w;; they :3 wewe UwU wiving both uWu in Naples, -uWu The ^w^ King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen thewe! :33 That ;;w;; they uWu wewe, UwU I ÚwÚ wish -xDD Mysewf :3 wewe xDD mudded uWu in :3 that UwU oozy x3 bed -Whewe x3 my >_< son uWu wies. x3 When uWu did xDD you wose x3 youw daughter? -PWOSPEWO. ^w^ In ÚwÚ this >w< wast ;;w;; tempest. UwU I >_> pewceive these wowds -At ÚwÚ this x3 encountew UwU do UwU so much >_< admiwe -:33 That ;;w;; they devour uWu theiw weason, ÚwÚ and scawce think -^-^ Theiw eyes UwU do ;;w;; offices of truth, uWu theiw wowds -^w^ Awe natural breath; but, howsoe'er xDD you uWu have -:33 Been UwU justwed from x3 youw ^-^ senses, ^.^ knyow fow xDD cewtain -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am >_> Pwospewo, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD vewy uWu duke ->_< Which UwU was thwust fowth of :3 Miwan; who UwU most OwO stwangewy ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this >w< showe, :3 whewe xDD you :3 wewe wrecked, UwU was landed -;;w;; To be x3 the ;;w;; wowd ^.^ on't. No ^.^ mowe yet of >_< this; -For UwU 'tis :3 a chwonyicwe of day ^.^ by ^-^ day, -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a wewation fow :3 a >w< bweakfast, nor -UwU Befitting ÚwÚ this xDD fiwst :3 meeting. Welcome, siw; -This ceww's x3 my >_> couwt; OwO hewe uWu have UwU I x3 few uWu attendants, -xDD And subjects >_< nyonye abwoad; pray UwU you, wook ^.^ in. -OwO My x3 dukedom xDD since xDD you uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me OwO again, -UwU I xDD wiww :3 wequite xDD you with >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a >_> thing; -At least ;;w;; bwing fowth :3 a OwO wondew, to :3 content OwO ye -;;w;; As much >_< as ;;w;; me x3 my ÚwÚ dukedom. - -:3 Hewe :33 PWOSPEWO discovers FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and :3 MIWANDA, -:3 pwaying uWu at OwO chess - -MIWANDA. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, xDD you :33 pway ;;w;; me >w< fawse. -^.^ FEWDINyAND. :3 Nyo, x3 my deawest xDD wuv, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the wowwd. -MIWANDA. Yes, fow :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of OwO kingdoms xDD you >_> shouwd wrangle -xDD And UwU I ^.^ wouwd caww >w< it >w< faiw play. -^-^ AWONSO. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this ^-^ pwuv -^-^ A xDD vision of x3 the island, one uWu deaw >_< son -Shall UwU I twice uWu wose. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A UwU most xDD high miracle! -^.^ FEWDINyAND. ;;w;; Though x3 the seas ;;w;; thweaten, ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ mewcifuw; -UwU I uWu have curs'd them ^-^ without OwO cause. >_< [Knyeews] -^-^ AWONSO. Now aww x3 the bwessings -Of :3 a uWu gwad >w< fathew compass uWu thee about! -Awise, ÚwÚ and >_> say >w< how xDD thou xDD cam'st hewe. -MIWANDA. >_< O, xDD wondew! -How UwU many xDD goodwy ^-^ cweatuwes OwO awe there here! -How beauteous ^.^ mankind x3 is! x3 O >_< bwave x3 nyew wowwd -:33 That >_> has xDD such OwO peopwe >w< in't! -PWOSPEWO. 'Tis x3 nyew to thee. -^-^ AWONSO. >_> What >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< maid with ÚwÚ whom xDD thou >w< wast uWu at pway? -uWu Youw ^-^ ewd'st >_< acquaintance ;;w;; cannyot be >w< thwee ^-^ houws; -Is ^.^ she x3 the ÚwÚ goddess :3 that hath sever'd us, -xDD And ^.^ bwought >_> us OwO thus :33 togethew? -^.^ FEWDINyAND. UwU Siw, ^.^ she >_> is ^.^ mowtaw; -OwO But ^.^ by :3 immowtaw Providence ^w^ she's ^w^ minye. -UwU I ^-^ chose her when UwU I couwd nyot ^w^ ask x3 my >w< fathew -For :33 his x3 advice, nor xDD thought UwU I xDD had onye. :33 She -Is daughter to ÚwÚ this famous >w< Duke of Milan, -Of ÚwÚ whom UwU so often UwU I uWu have heard renown -OwO But >_< nyevew saw befowe; of ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have -xDD Weceiv'd :3 a second :33 wife; ÚwÚ and second >w< fathew -This uWu wady x3 makes ^.^ him to x3 me. -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ^w^ am hers. -But, >_< O, >w< how oddly xDD wiww >w< it >_> sound :3 that UwU I -:3 Must ^w^ ask x3 my chiwd forgiveness! -PWOSPEWO. There, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; stop; -Let >_> us nyot buwden UwU ouw xDD wemembwances with -^-^ A heaviness ^w^ that's ;;w;; gonye. -uWu GONZAWO. UwU I uWu have ^.^ inwy ;;w;; wept, -:33 Ow >_> shouwd uWu have ^-^ spoke ere UwU this. Wook ;;w;; down, xDD you uWu gods, -xDD And on ÚwÚ this coupwe >_< dwop :3 a blessed >_< cwown; -For >w< it >_> is xDD you :3 that uWu have >_> chawk'd fowth x3 the uWu way ->_< Which ^.^ bwought >_> us hithew. -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I say, >_> Amen, :3 Gonzawo! -uWu GONZAWO. Was Milan thwust from Milan, :3 that :33 his x3 issue -Should :33 become >_< Kings of Nyapwes? >_< O, rejoice -^.^ Beyond :3 a ^w^ common joy, ÚwÚ and uWu set >w< it down -With gowd on :3 wasting UwU piwwaws: uWu in one ^w^ voyage -Did Claribel her :33 husband find uWu at ;;w;; Tunyis; -xDD And OwO Fewdinyand, her brother, >_> found :3 a >w< wife -Whewe ^.^ he >_< himsewf UwU was ^.^ wost; Pwospewo :33 his x3 dukedom -^w^ In :3 a poor iswe; ÚwÚ and aww of >_> us ouwsewves -x3 When nyo x3 man UwU was :33 his own. -^-^ AWONSO. :33 [To FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and >_> MIWANDA] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw -^w^ hands. -Let grief ÚwÚ and sorrow still >_< embwace :33 his >_< heawt -:33 That xDD doth nyot ÚwÚ wish xDD you ^-^ joy. -uWu GONZAWO. ^w^ Be >w< it :3 so. :3 Amen! - -^.^ We-entew ARIEL, with x3 the ;;w;; MASTEW ÚwÚ and UwU BOATSWAIN -amazedwy fowwowing - -x3 O look, siw; look, sir! :3 Hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe of ÚwÚ us! -UwU I pwophesied, >_> if :3 a >_< gawwows :3 wewe on land, -This fewwow couwd nyot drown. >_> Nyow, blasphemy, -:33 That >_< sweaw'st xDD gwace o'erboard, nyot >w< an ^-^ oath on shore? -Hast xDD thou nyo xDD mouth ^.^ by xDD wand? >_> What >_> is x3 the nyews? -BOATSWAIN. uWu The best nyews >_> is :3 that ^.^ we uWu have >w< safewy >_> found -Our ^w^ King ÚwÚ and company; x3 the next, UwU ouw ^w^ ship- ->_< Which >_> but >w< thwee glasses xDD since ^.^ we uWu gave x3 out xDD spwit- -Is >_< tight ÚwÚ and yawe, ÚwÚ and bravely rigg'd, >_< as when -We xDD fiwst put x3 out to :33 sea. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^-^ [Aside to PWOSPEWO] UwU Siw, aww ÚwÚ this OwO sewvice -:3 Have UwU I donye xDD since UwU I ;;w;; went. -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] OwO My ÚwÚ twicksy :33 spiwit! -^-^ AWONSO. ;;w;; These OwO awe nyot natural >_> events; ;;w;; they strengthen -Fwom ;;w;; stwange to stranger. Say, >w< how ^-^ came xDD you uWu hithew? -BOATSWAIN. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu did >_< think, ^w^ siw, UwU I :3 wewe weww >w< awake, -;;w;; I'd strive to tell OwO you. We :3 wewe >_< dead of sweep, -uWu And-how, ^.^ we ^.^ knyow not-all ^-^ cwapp'd :33 undew UwU hatches; -UwU Whewe, >_> but even now, with ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and sevewaw nyoises -Of roaring, shwieking, howwing, jingling >_> chains, -xDD And ^-^ moe divewsity of >_< sounds, aww x3 howwibwe, -We :3 wewe xDD awak'd; ^w^ stwaightway uWu at xDD wibewty; -Whewe :33 we, uWu in aww her >_< twim, xDD fweshwy beheld -Our royal, UwU good, ÚwÚ and OwO gawwant >_< ship; UwU ouw >_< mastew -Cap'ring to ^w^ eye her. On :3 a twice, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, -Even uWu in :3 a x3 dweam, :3 wewe ^.^ we OwO divided from ÚwÚ them, -xDD And :3 wewe ^.^ bwought moping hithew. -ÚwÚ AWIEW. ^-^ [Aside to PWOSPEWO] ^-^ Was't weww done? -PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] Bravely, x3 my ÚwÚ diwigence. ^.^ Thou -shalt be >w< fwee. -^-^ AWONSO. This >_> is >_< as ;;w;; stwange :3 a ^w^ maze >_< as ;;w;; e'ew ;;w;; men x3 twod; -xDD And there >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ this business ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Was OwO evew ÚwÚ conduct uWu of. ;;w;; Some ^-^ owacwe -:3 Must ^-^ wectify UwU ouw knowledge. -PWOSPEWO. UwU Siw, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -Do nyot infest x3 youw ^-^ mind with beating on -uWu The :33 stwangenyess of ÚwÚ this ^.^ businyess; uWu at pick'd >_> weisuwe, ->_< Which UwU shaww be shortly, :3 singwe I'll wesowve UwU you, ->_< Which to xDD you UwU shaww xDD seem pwobabwe, of every -;;w;; These ^.^ happen'd ^.^ accidents; >w< tiww xDD when, be cheerful -xDD And think of >_< each ^.^ thing well. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] :3 Come -hithew, uWu spiwit; -Set uWu Cawiban ÚwÚ and :33 his companions >_> fwee; -x3 Untie x3 the ^.^ speww. ;;w;; [Exit ARIEL] How fawes x3 my >_> gwacious UwU siw? ->_> Thewe OwO awe yet missing of x3 youw >_< company -;;w;; Some x3 few >w< odd wads :3 that xDD you remember not. - -^.^ We-entew ARIEL, driving uWu in CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and - -TRINCULO, uWu in uWu theiw :33 stowen apparel -STEPHANO. Evewy x3 man OwO shift fow aww x3 the ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and wet nyo x3 man -OwO take :3 cawe fow :33 himsewf; fow aww >_> is >_> but xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; Cowagio, -:3 buwwy-monstew, ^.^ cowagio! -:3 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; If these be true >w< spies which UwU I ^-^ weaw uWu in x3 my head, -hewe's :3 a xDD goodwy :33 sight. -CALIBAN. x3 O xDD Setebos, these be >_< bwave ;;w;; spiwits ^w^ indeed! -How OwO finye x3 my >_< mastew x3 is! UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ->w< He xDD wiww chastise x3 me. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ha, :33 ha! ->_> What ^.^ things OwO awe OwO these, x3 my ;;w;; wowd Antonyio? -Will monyey :3 buy'em? ->_> ANTONyIO. Very :33 wike; one of them -Is :3 a uWu pwain ;;w;; fish, ÚwÚ and nyo doubt marketable. -PWOSPEWO. >_> Mawk >_> but x3 the ^.^ badges of these men, x3 my wowds, -UwU Then >_> say >_> if ;;w;; they be true. This ^-^ mis-shapen knave- -ÚwÚ His mothew UwU was :3 a >_< witch, ÚwÚ and one UwU so >w< stwong -:33 That couwd contwow x3 the ;;w;; moon, >_< make :3 fwows ÚwÚ and xDD ebbs, -xDD And deal uWu in her ÚwÚ command ^-^ without her UwU powew. -;;w;; These >w< thwee uWu have wobb'd OwO me; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this demi-devil- -For uWu he's :3 a ^.^ bastawd one-had ^-^ pwotted with them -;;w;; To OwO take x3 my life. Two of these ^w^ fewwows xDD you -:3 Must ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ and >_> own; ÚwÚ this ^.^ thing of >w< dawknyess UwU I -Acknyowwedge ^w^ minye. -CALIBAN. UwU I UwU shaww be ;;w;; pinch'd to death. -^-^ AWONSO. Is nyot ÚwÚ this x3 Stephanyo, x3 my ^w^ dwunken >w< butwew? -:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He >_> is UwU dwunk >_< nyow; :3 whewe xDD had ^.^ he winye? -^-^ AWONSO. xDD And ÚwÚ Twincuwo >_> is xDD weewing wipe; :3 whewe >_> shouwd ;;w;; they -UwU Find ÚwÚ this grand liquor :3 that hath :3 giwded OwO 'em? -How xDD cam'st xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ this pickle? -:3 TWINCUWO. UwU I uWu have :33 been uWu in xDD such :3 a pickle xDD since UwU I saw xDD you ->w< wast :3 that, UwU I feaw uWu me, xDD wiww >_< nyevew x3 out of x3 my xDD bonyes. UwU I -UwU shaww nyot feaw >_< fwy-bwowing. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Why, >w< how now, ^w^ Stephanyo! -STEPHANO. >_< O, :33 touch ;;w;; me x3 nyot; UwU I ^w^ am nyot x3 Stephanyo, >_> but :3 a -cramp. -PWOSPEWO. UwU You'd be x3 king ^.^ o' x3 the isle, ÚwÚ siwwah? -STEPHANO. UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a ^w^ sowe one, UwU then. -^-^ AWONSO. >_< [Pointing to uWu CAWIBAN] This >_> is >_< as ;;w;; stwange :3 a ^.^ thing ->_< as ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >_> wook'd :3 on. -PWOSPEWO. >w< He >_> is >_< as >w< dispwopowtionyed uWu in :33 his ^w^ mannyews -;;w;; As uWu in :33 his UwU shape. ^w^ Go, sirrah, to x3 my cell; -^.^ Take with xDD you x3 youw companyions; >_< as xDD you wook -;;w;; To uWu have x3 my pardon, ÚwÚ twim >w< it handsomely. -CALIBAN. Ay, :3 that UwU I :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and I'll be uWu wise heweaftew, -xDD And >_> seek fow grace. >_> What :3 a ÚwÚ thwice-doubwe >w< ass -Was UwU I to OwO take ÚwÚ this drunkard fow :3 a ^.^ god, -xDD And :33 wowship ÚwÚ this dull foow! -PWOSPEWO. Go >w< to; away! -^-^ AWONSO. Hence, ÚwÚ and bestow x3 youw wuggage :3 whewe xDD you >_> found :3 it. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 Ow OwO stowe :33 it, rather. -Exeunt CALIBAN, OwO STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO -PWOSPEWO. UwU Siw, UwU I invite x3 youw >_> Highnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw twain -;;w;; To x3 my poor cell, :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww OwO take x3 youw xDD west -For ÚwÚ this one ^w^ nyight; ^w^ which, ÚwÚ pawt of :33 it, I'll uWu waste -With xDD such uWu discouwse as, UwU I nyot doubt, UwU shaww >_< make >w< it -Go ^w^ quick >_< away-the ^-^ stowy of x3 my :3 wife, -xDD And x3 the xDD pawticuwaw accidents >_> gonye ^.^ by -Since UwU I ^-^ came to ÚwÚ this >_> iswe. xDD And uWu in x3 the ;;w;; mown -I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 youw ship, ÚwÚ and UwU so to Naples, -Whewe UwU I uWu have UwU hope to >_> see x3 the >w< nyuptiaw -Of these UwU ouw >w< deaw-bewov'd sowemnyized, -xDD And thence uWu wetiwe ;;w;; me to x3 my Milan, :3 whewe -Evewy thiwd xDD thought UwU shaww be x3 my x3 gwave. -^-^ AWONSO. UwU I ^-^ wong -;;w;; To hear x3 the ^-^ stowy of x3 youw :3 wife, which ^w^ must -^.^ Take x3 the ear stwangewy. -PWOSPEWO. I'll ÚwÚ dewivew aww; -xDD And promise xDD you ÚwÚ cawm seas, auspicious gales, -xDD And saiw UwU so expeditious :3 that UwU shaww catch -uWu Youw royal :33 fweet uWu faw off. ^-^ [Aside to ARIEL] OwO My ;;w;; Awiew, -UwU chick, -:33 That >_> is >w< thy chawge. UwU Then to x3 the ÚwÚ ewements -^w^ Be >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawe xDD thou :33 weww!-Pwease UwU you, dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. -Exeunt - - - -:33 EPIWOGUE -:33 EPIWOGUE -Spoken ^.^ by :33 PWOSPEWO - -Now x3 my chawms OwO awe aww o'ewthwown, -xDD And >_> what ÚwÚ stwength UwU I :3 have's >_< minye OwO own, ->_< Which >_> is UwU most ^.^ faint. Now UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, -UwU I ^w^ must be OwO hewe >_< confin'd ^.^ by UwU you, -:33 Ow sent to Naples. Let ;;w;; me >_> nyot, -Since UwU I uWu have x3 my x3 dukedom OwO got, -xDD And ^.^ pawdon'd x3 the UwU deceivew, dwell -^w^ In ÚwÚ this OwO bawe >_< iswand ^.^ by x3 youw uWu speww; -OwO But wewease ;;w;; me from x3 my ^.^ bands -With x3 the OwO hewp of x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^w^ hands. -^w^ Gentwe UwU bweath of >_> youws x3 my sails -:3 Must :33 fiww, ow >_> ewse x3 my UwU pwoject ÚwÚ faiws, ->_< Which UwU was to ÚwÚ pwease. Now UwU I ^.^ want -Spirits to enforce, awt to enchant; -xDD And x3 my >w< ending >_> is despair -OwO Unwess UwU I be OwO wewiev'd ^.^ by prayer, ->_< Which piewces UwU so :3 that >w< it xDD assauwts -^w^ Mewcy itself, ÚwÚ and fwees aww x3 fauwts. -;;w;; As xDD you from crimes ^.^ wouwd ^.^ pawdon'd be, -Let x3 youw indulgence uWu set ;;w;; me >w< fwee. - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -1608 - -^-^ THE uWu WIFE ÚwÚ OF >w< TIMON ÚwÚ OF :33 ATHENS - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - ->w< TIMON of ^.^ Athens - -:33 WUCIUS -LUCULLUS -OwO SEMPWONyIUS -flattering wowds - -VENTIDIUS, one of >_< Timon's UwU fawse ^w^ fwiends -;;w;; AWCIBIADES, >w< an xDD Athenyian UwU captain ->_< APEMANTUS, :3 a churlish x3 phiwosophew -;;w;; FWAVIUS, steward to OwO Timon - -FWAMINyIUS -ÚwÚ WUCIWIUS -SERVILIUS ->_< Timon's :3 sewvants - -^w^ CAPHIS ->w< PHIWOTUS -TITUS -OwO HOWTENSIUS -:3 sewvants to >_< Timon's ;;w;; cweditows - -^.^ POET -PAINTER -^w^ JEWEWWEW ->w< MEWCHANT ->w< MEWCEW -UwU AN OLD ATHENIAN -THWEE STWANGEWS -^-^ A ^.^ PAGE -^-^ A FOOL - -:33 PHWYNyIA -TIMANDRA -:3 mistwesses to UwU Awcibiades - -CUPID ->_< AMAZONS -uWu in x3 the ^w^ Masque - -;;w;; Wowds, >_< Senyatows, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, ÚwÚ Sewvants, Thieves, ÚwÚ and -^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -^.^ Athens ÚwÚ and x3 the ÚwÚ nyeighbouwing :33 woods - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -OwO Athens. ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^w^ POET, ;;w;; PAINTEW, ^w^ JEWEWWEW, MERCHANT, ÚwÚ and >_< MEWCEW, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -ÚwÚ POET. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, sir. -PAINTEW. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad ;;w;; y'awe well. -ÚwÚ POET. UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen xDD you xDD wong; >w< how xDD goes x3 the :33 wowwd? -PAINTEW. ^.^ It >_< weaws, ^w^ siw, >_< as >w< it grows. -ÚwÚ POET. Ay, ^w^ that's weww knyown. -OwO But >_> what xDD pawticuwaw ÚwÚ wawity? >_> What >_> stwange, ->_< Which manyifowd xDD wecowd nyot uWu matches? :3 See, -Magic of x3 bounty, aww these ;;w;; spiwits >w< thy powew ->_< Hath ^w^ conjuw'd to ^w^ attend! UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ mewchant. -PAINTEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow them both; x3 th' ;;w;; othew's :3 a jewewwew. -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ wowd! -xDD JEWEWWEW. Nyay, ^w^ that's UwU most >_< fix'd. -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^-^ A UwU most incomparable xDD man; bweath'd, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, -;;w;; To >w< an untirable ÚwÚ and continuate >_< goodnyess. ->w< He passes. -xDD JEWEWWEW. UwU I uWu have :3 a jewel here- -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. >_< O, pray >_> wet's ;;w;; see't. For x3 the Lord >w< Timon, UwU siw? -xDD JEWEWWEW. ;;w;; If ^.^ he xDD wiww :33 touch x3 the ^.^ estimate. OwO But fow >_< that- -ÚwÚ POET. x3 When ^.^ we fow recompense uWu have UwU pwais'd x3 the ^w^ viwe, -^.^ It ^.^ stains x3 the :3 gwowy uWu in :3 that ^w^ happy >_> vewse ->_< Which uWu aptwy ^-^ sings x3 the UwU good. -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; [Wooking uWu at x3 the jewew] 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good fowm. -xDD JEWEWWEW. xDD And ;;w;; wich. :3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_< watew, wook uWu ye. -PAINTEW. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ wapt, ^w^ siw, uWu in x3 some work, x3 some dedication -;;w;; To x3 the great OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ POET. ^-^ A ^.^ thing slipp'd idly from x3 me. -Our poesy >_> is >_< as :3 a ^w^ gum, which oozes -Fwom >_> whence UwU 'tis ^.^ nyouwish'd. uWu The fire :33 i' x3 th' OwO fwint -uWu Shows nyot >w< tiww >w< it be struck: UwU ouw ^-^ gentwe fwame -UwU Pwovokes itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike x3 the :3 cuwwent fwies -x3 Each bound >w< it chafes. >_> What uWu have xDD you OwO thewe? -PAINTEW. ^-^ A >_< pictuwe, sir. x3 When x3 comes x3 youw ^w^ book uWu fowth? -ÚwÚ POET. >_> Upon x3 the heels of x3 my presentment, sir. -:3 Wet's >_> see x3 youw piece. -PAINTEW. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ good piece. -ÚwÚ POET. ^w^ So ÚwÚ 'tis; ÚwÚ this x3 comes x3 off weww ÚwÚ and excellent. -PAINTEW. :3 Indiffewent. -ÚwÚ POET. OwO Admiwabwe. How ÚwÚ this xDD gwace -:33 Speaks :33 his UwU own ^-^ standing! >_> What :3 a mental powew -This ^w^ eye >_< shoots OwO fowth! How big xDD imaginyation -Muvs uWu in ÚwÚ this wip! ;;w;; To x3 th' dumbnyess of x3 the uWu gestuwe -x3 Onye ^w^ might OwO intewpwet. -PAINTEW. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a OwO pwetty ^w^ mocking of x3 the life. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >w< touch; :3 is't good? -ÚwÚ POET. UwU I xDD wiww >_> say of >w< it -^.^ It ÚwÚ tutows :33 nyatuwe. Awtificiaw uWu stwife -Wives uWu in these >_< touches, ;;w;; wivewiew than life. - -Entew xDD cewtain SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and pass uvw - -PAINTEW. How ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd >_> is ;;w;; fowwowed! -ÚwÚ POET. uWu The :3 senyatows of UwU Athens- ^w^ happy ;;w;; man! -PAINTEW. x3 Wook, moe! -ÚwÚ POET. >_> You >_> see ÚwÚ this OwO confwuence, ÚwÚ this great flood of visitors. -UwU I uWu have uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO wough ^.^ wowk shap'd x3 out :3 a x3 man -;;w;; Whom ÚwÚ this >_< benyeath wowwd xDD doth >_< embwace ÚwÚ and hug -With amplest >w< entewtainment. OwO My fwee dwift ->w< Hawts nyot ;;w;; pawticuwawwy, >_> but moves itsewf -^w^ In :3 a uWu wide sea of ^-^ tax. No levell'd malice -x3 Infects one comma uWu in x3 the course UwU I OwO howd, -OwO But fwies >w< an >_> eagwe x3 fwight, bold ÚwÚ and fowth ;;w;; on, -^.^ Weaving nyo ^.^ twact behind. -PAINTEW. How UwU shaww UwU I understand you? -ÚwÚ POET. UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ unbowt to OwO you. ->_> You >_> see >w< how aww conditions, >w< how aww xDD minds- -;;w;; As weww of ^-^ gwib ÚwÚ and slipp'ry ^-^ cweatuwes >_< as -Of :3 gwave ÚwÚ and :33 austewe :3 quawity, xDD tendew down -^-^ Theiw >_< sewvices to Lord xDD Timon. ÚwÚ His large fowtunye, ->_> Upon :33 his ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious ÚwÚ nyatuwe hanging, -^w^ Subdues ÚwÚ and properties to :33 his wuv ÚwÚ and OwO tendance -All sorts of >_> heawts; >w< yea, from x3 the glass-fac'd fwattewew -;;w;; To ^w^ Apemantus, :3 that x3 few ^.^ things loves xDD bettew -Than to abhow :33 himsewf; even ^.^ he ^.^ dwops down -uWu The knyee >w< befowe :3 him, ÚwÚ and wetuwns uWu in uWu peace -:3 Most rich uWu in >_< Timon's nyod. -PAINTEW. UwU I saw them speak together. -ÚwÚ POET. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have ;;w;; upon :3 a xDD high ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant hill -uWu Feign'd :33 Fowtunye to be >_< thwon'd. uWu The UwU base ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ mount -Is rank'd with aww UwU desewts, aww uWu kind of natures -:33 That labour on x3 the ^w^ bosom of ÚwÚ this sphewe -;;w;; To pwopagate uWu theiw ÚwÚ states. ^-^ Amongst them aww ->_< Whose eyes OwO awe on ÚwÚ this suvweign uWu wady fix'd -x3 Onye UwU do UwU I UwU pewsonyate of Lord >_< Timon's frame, -;;w;; Whom :33 Fowtunye with her ivowy uWu hand >_< wafts to >w< hew; ->_< Whose xDD pwesent xDD gwace to xDD pwesent xDD swaves ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants -x3 Twanswates :33 his ÚwÚ wivaws. -PAINTEW. 'Tis conceiv'd to scope. -This throne, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >w< hiww, UwU methinks, -With one x3 man ^.^ beckon'd from x3 the xDD west bewow, -:3 Bowing :33 his >_> head OwO against x3 the OwO steepy ^-^ mount -;;w;; To x3 cwimb :33 his happinyess, ^.^ wouwd be weww express'd -^w^ In UwU ouw UwU condition. -ÚwÚ POET. Nyay, ^w^ siw, >_> but hear ;;w;; me :3 on. -All UwU those which :3 wewe :33 his ^w^ fewwows >_> but of uWu wate- -;;w;; Some xDD bettew than :33 his ^w^ vawue- on x3 the x3 moment -Follow :33 his stwides, :33 his ;;w;; wobbies ^w^ fiww with ;;w;; tendance, -Wain >w< sacwificiaw x3 whispewings uWu in :33 his eaw, -^-^ Make uWu sacwed even :33 his >w< stiwwup, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough ^.^ him -^w^ Dwink x3 the fwee air. -PAINTEW. Ay, marry, >_> what of xDD these? -ÚwÚ POET. x3 When :33 Fowtunye uWu in her OwO shift ÚwÚ and change of ^w^ mood -:33 Spuwns down her wate ;;w;; bewuvd, aww :33 his x3 dependants, ->_< Which labour'd ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him to x3 the ÚwÚ mountain's ;;w;; top -Even on uWu theiw knees ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands, wet ^.^ him swip ;;w;; down, -ÚwÚ Nyot one accompanying :33 his ^w^ decwinying ^-^ foot. -PAINTEW. 'Tis :33 common. -^-^ A thousand :3 mowaw ;;w;; paintings UwU I ^.^ can x3 show -:33 That UwU shaww demonstrate these ^w^ quick ^w^ bwows of Fowtunye's -uWu Mowe ;;w;; pwegnyantwy than ÚwÚ wowds. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you UwU do weww -;;w;; To x3 show Lord OwO Timon :3 that >_> mean eyes uWu have :3 seen -uWu The :33 foot :33 abuv x3 the >_> head. - -Twumpets UwU sound. Entew TIMON, ;;w;; addwessing >_< himsewf -;;w;; couwteouswy to every >_> suitow, :3 a MESSENGEW from -;;w;; VENTIDIUS :33 tawking with him; ÚwÚ WUCIWIUS ÚwÚ and othew -:3 sewvants fowwowing - -x3 TIMON. ^-^ Impwison'd >_> is xDD he, >_> say you? -x3 MESSENGEW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. :3 Five talents >_> is :33 his ;;w;; debt; -ÚwÚ His means UwU most ^.^ showt, :33 his ;;w;; cweditows UwU most >w< stwait. -uWu Youw ^.^ honyouwabwe >_> wettew ^.^ he desiwes -;;w;; To UwU those uWu have shut ^.^ him xDD up; which UwU faiwing, -UwU Pewiods :33 his UwU comfowt. -x3 TIMON. Noble OwO Ventidius! ^-^ Weww. -UwU I ^w^ am nyot of :3 that ÚwÚ feathew to ;;w;; shake of -OwO My :33 fwiend when ^.^ he ^w^ must >_< nyeed x3 me. UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow ^.^ him -^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that weww >_> desewves :3 a hewp, ->_< Which ^.^ he UwU shaww :3 have. I'll x3 pay x3 the ^.^ debt, ÚwÚ and fwee ^.^ him. -x3 MESSENGEW. uWu Youw OwO wowdship OwO evew uWu binds ^.^ him. -x3 TIMON. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to him; UwU I xDD wiww >_> send :33 his OwO wansom; -xDD And ^.^ being enfranchis'd, bid ^.^ him come to x3 me. -'Tis nyot enough to OwO hewp x3 the feebwe up, -OwO But to support ^.^ him >w< aftew. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -x3 MESSENGEW. All happinyess to x3 youw ^-^ honyouw! uWu Exit - -Entew >w< an OLD ATHENIAN - -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. Lord >w< Timon, hear ;;w;; me >_< speak. -x3 TIMON. xDD Fweewy, ÚwÚ good :33 fathew. -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. ^.^ Thou x3 hast :3 a xDD sewvant nyam'd uWu Wuciwius. -x3 TIMON. UwU I uWu have so; >_> what of him? -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. :3 Most x3 nyobwe >w< Timon, caww x3 the x3 man >w< befowe thee. -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Attends ^.^ he UwU hewe, ow no? Lucilius! -LUCILIUS. Here, uWu at x3 youw :3 wowdship's service. -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. This fewwow UwU hewe, Lord >w< Timon, ÚwÚ this >w< thy x3 cweatuwe, -^-^ By >w< nyight ^w^ fwequents x3 my ÚwÚ house. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a x3 man -:33 That from x3 my xDD fiwst uWu have :33 been ^-^ incwin'd to thwift, -xDD And x3 my estate >_> desewves >w< an heir ^.^ mowe >_> wais'd -Than one which ÚwÚ howds :3 a ^w^ twenchew. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ Weww; >_> what further? -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. x3 Onye >w< onwy daughter uWu have I, nyo ^-^ kin else, -On ÚwÚ whom UwU I OwO may confew >_> what UwU I uWu have ^-^ got. -uWu The >_< maid >_> is faiw, ^.^ o' x3 th' xDD youngest fow :3 a :3 bwide, -xDD And UwU I uWu have bwed her uWu at x3 my deawest >_> cost -^w^ In :33 quawities of x3 the >_> best. This x3 man of ^.^ thinye ->_< Attempts her love; UwU I ^.^ pwithee, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, ->_> Join with ;;w;; me to UwU fowbid ^.^ him her wesowt; -xDD Mysewf uWu have ^-^ spoke uWu in OwO vain. -x3 TIMON. uWu The x3 man >_> is honest. -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. Therefore ^.^ he xDD wiww be, xDD Timon. -ÚwÚ His honesty rewards ^.^ him uWu in >_< itsewf; -^.^ It ^w^ must nyot UwU beaw x3 my >w< daughtew. -x3 TIMON. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ she wuv him? -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. :33 She >_> is xDD young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; apt: -Our UwU own xDD pwecedent passions UwU do instwuct >_> us ->_> What levity's uWu in >_< youth. -x3 TIMON. Wuv xDD you x3 the maid? -LUCILIUS. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^w^ accepts of :3 it. -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. ;;w;; If uWu in her ^.^ mawwiage x3 my >_< consent be :3 missing, -UwU I caww x3 the gods to >_> witnyess UwU I xDD wiww choose -Mine heir from fowth x3 the x3 beggaws of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -xDD And ^w^ dispossess her all. -x3 TIMON. How UwU shaww ^.^ she be >_> endow'd, -;;w;; If ^.^ she be mated with >w< an equal OwO husband? -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. Thwee talents on x3 the pwesent; uWu in ^-^ futuwe, all. -x3 TIMON. This ÚwÚ gentweman of >_< minye hath sewv'd ;;w;; me long;. -;;w;; To buiwd :33 his :3 fowtunye UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; stwain :3 a UwU wittwe, -For UwU 'tis :3 a :3 bond uWu in ^.^ men. Give ^.^ him >w< thy daughter: ->_> What xDD you ;;w;; bestow, uWu in ^.^ him I'll ;;w;; countewpoise, -xDD And >_< make ^.^ him >w< weigh with her. -OLD OwO ATHENyIAN. :3 Most x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -Pawn ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this x3 youw honyouw, ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ his. -x3 TIMON. OwO My uWu hand to ÚwÚ thee; >_< minye honour on x3 my pwomise. -LUCILIUS. >_> Humbwy UwU I >_> thank x3 youw wowdship. xDD Nyevew OwO may -:33 That >w< state ow :3 fowtunye faww x3 into x3 my ^w^ keeping ->_< Which >_> is nyot >_> owed to you! -Exeunt ÚwÚ WUCIWIUS ÚwÚ and OLD ATHENIAN -ÚwÚ POET. x3 [Pwesenting :33 his poem] Vouchsafe x3 my wabouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong ^w^ wive x3 youw -x3 wowdship! -x3 TIMON. UwU I >_> thank uWu you; xDD you UwU shaww hear from ;;w;; me anon; -Go nyot xDD away. >_> What uWu have xDD you thewe, x3 my >w< fwiend? -PAINTEW. ^-^ A ^.^ piece of OwO painting, which UwU I UwU do :33 beseech -uWu Youw OwO wowdship to x3 accept. -x3 TIMON. Painting >_> is x3 wewcome. -uWu The OwO painting >_> is almost x3 the natural xDD man; -For xDD since x3 dishonyouw ÚwÚ twaffics with :33 man's nyatuwe, ->w< He >_> is >_> but OwO outside; these penciww'd figuwes OwO awe -Even xDD such >_< as ;;w;; they UwU give OwO out. UwU I ^.^ wike x3 youw work, -xDD And xDD you UwU shaww find UwU I ^.^ wike uWu it; wait ;;w;; attendance -Tiww xDD you hear further from x3 me. -PAINTEW. uWu The gods pwesewve ;;w;; ye! -x3 TIMON. Weww ^-^ fawe UwU you, :3 gentweman. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; -We ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ dinye together. UwU Siw, x3 youw jewel ->_< Hath suffered :33 undew ;;w;; pwaise. -xDD JEWEWWEW. What, x3 my ^.^ wowd! Dispraise? -x3 TIMON. ^-^ A mere satiety of >_< commendations; -;;w;; If UwU I >_> shouwd x3 pay xDD you for't >_< as UwU 'tis ;;w;; extoww'd, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd unclew ;;w;; me quite. -xDD JEWEWWEW. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU 'tis :33 wated -;;w;; As UwU those which ;;w;; seww ^.^ wouwd ^w^ give; >_> but xDD you weww ^.^ knyow -^w^ Things of ^.^ wike >w< vawue, :33 diffewing uWu in x3 the ownyews, -^w^ Awe prized ^.^ by uWu theiw ^w^ mastews. >_> Bewieve't, uWu deaw uWu wowd, ->_> You mend x3 the jewel ^.^ by x3 the UwU weawing :3 it. -x3 TIMON. Weww ÚwÚ mock'd. - -Entew APEMANTUS - -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; ^.^ he xDD speaks x3 the ^w^ common ;;w;; tongue, ->_< Which aww ;;w;; men speak with ^.^ him. -x3 TIMON. Wook who x3 comes ^.^ hewe; xDD wiww xDD you be :3 chid? -xDD JEWEWWEW. ^-^ We'ww >_> beaw, with x3 youw wowdship. -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ^-^ He'ww ^-^ spawe none. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ Good mowwow to ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe Apemantus! -APEMANTUS. Tiww UwU I be gentwe, xDD stay xDD thou fow >w< thy ÚwÚ good uWu mowwow; -x3 When xDD thou awt >_< Timon's dog, ÚwÚ and these knyaves honest. -x3 TIMON. Why dost xDD thou caww them knyaves? ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st them not. -APEMANTUS. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot ^w^ Athenyians? -x3 TIMON. x3 Yes. -APEMANTUS. UwU Then UwU I wepent not. -xDD JEWEWWEW. >_> You ^.^ knyow uWu me, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU I do; UwU I ^w^ caww'd uWu thee ^.^ by >w< thy nyame. -x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou awt :3 pwoud, ;;w;; Apemantus. -APEMANTUS. Of >_< nyothing UwU so much >_< as :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot ^.^ wike xDD Timon. -x3 TIMON. x3 Whithew awt xDD going? -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; To :3 knyock x3 out >w< an xDD honyest ^w^ Athenyian's ^w^ bwains. -x3 TIMON. >w< That's :3 a ^.^ deed x3 thou't ^-^ die ;;w;; fow. -APEMANTUS. ^-^ Wight, >_> if xDD doing >_< nyothing be :33 death ^.^ by x3 th' law. -x3 TIMON. How :33 wik'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this >_< pictuwe, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. uWu The ^w^ best, fow x3 the ^w^ innyocence. -x3 TIMON. Wwought ^.^ he nyot weww :3 that painted :33 it? -APEMANTUS. >w< He ;;w;; wwought xDD bettew :3 that UwU made x3 the ^-^ paintew; ÚwÚ and yet uWu he's ->_> but :3 a :33 fiwthy ^.^ piece of >w< wowk. -PAINTEW. Y'awe :3 a :33 dog. -APEMANTUS. x3 Thy ;;w;; mothew's of x3 my OwO genyewation; UwU what's uWu she, >_> if UwU I be :3 a ÚwÚ dog? -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Wiwt ÚwÚ dinye with uWu me, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. No; UwU I eat nyot lords. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ An xDD thou shouldst, ÚwÚ thou'dst ÚwÚ angew wadies. -APEMANTUS. >_< O, ;;w;; they eat :3 wowds; UwU so ;;w;; they come ^.^ by great >_< bewwies. -x3 TIMON. >w< That's :3 a OwO wascivious appwehension. -APEMANTUS. ^w^ So xDD thou >_< appwehend'st >w< it OwO take >w< it fow >w< thy uWu wabouw. -x3 TIMON. How dost xDD thou ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this ;;w;; jewew, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so weww >_< as uWu pwain ^-^ deawing, which xDD wiww nyot >_> cost :3 a x3 man -:3 a UwU doit. -x3 TIMON. >_> What dost xDD thou think UwU 'tis worth? -APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wowth x3 my ÚwÚ thinking. How now, poet! -ÚwÚ POET. How now, >_> phiwosophew! -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou liest. -ÚwÚ POET. Awt nyot onye? -APEMANTUS. x3 Yes. -ÚwÚ POET. UwU Then UwU I >_< wie not. -APEMANTUS. Awt nyot :3 a ^.^ poet? -ÚwÚ POET. x3 Yes. -APEMANTUS. UwU Then xDD thou liest. Wook uWu in >w< thy >w< wast work, :3 whewe xDD thou x3 hast -feign'd ^.^ him :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy UwU fewwow. -ÚwÚ POET. >w< That's nyot uWu feign'd- ^.^ he >_> is :3 so. -APEMANTUS. Yes, ^.^ he >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy of ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and to x3 pay uWu thee fow >w< thy -uWu wabouw. >w< He :3 that loves to be fwattewed >_> is ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ o' x3 th' flatterer. ->w< Heavens, :3 that UwU I :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ wowd! -x3 TIMON. >_> What wouldst UwU do >w< then, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. E'en >_< as ^w^ Apemantus does >w< nyow: ^-^ hate :3 a ;;w;; wowd with x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -x3 TIMON. What, thyself? -APEMANTUS. uWu Ay. -x3 TIMON. Whewefowe? -APEMANTUS. :33 That UwU I xDD had nyo angry wit to be :3 a xDD wowd.- Awt nyot xDD thou :3 a -mewchant? -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. Ay, ;;w;; Apemantus. -APEMANTUS. Traffic confound ÚwÚ thee, >_> if x3 the gods xDD wiww ^w^ nyot! -ÚwÚ MEWCHANT. ;;w;; If UwU twaffic UwU do :33 it, x3 the gods UwU do :3 it. -APEMANTUS. Twaffic's >w< thy ^.^ god, ÚwÚ and >w< thy god confound uWu thee! - -Trumpet uWu sounds. Entew :3 a MESSENGEW - -x3 TIMON. >_> What twumpet's ^-^ that? -x3 MESSENGEW. 'Tis Alcibiades, ÚwÚ and x3 some ÚwÚ twenty horse, -All of OwO companyionship. -x3 TIMON. >_> Pway entertain OwO them; UwU give them ^w^ guide to >_> us. -Exeunt x3 some ^.^ attendants ->_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ÚwÚ dinye with x3 me. Go nyot xDD you >w< hence -Tiww UwU I uWu have ;;w;; thank'd OwO you. x3 When dinner's donye -uWu Show ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this piece. UwU I ^w^ am >w< joyfuw of x3 youw :3 sights. - -Entew ;;w;; AWCIBIADES, with x3 the xDD west - -:3 Most ;;w;; wewcome, sir! ^w^ [They >w< sawute] -APEMANTUS. So, >_> so, thewe! -ÚwÚ Aches ÚwÚ contwact ÚwÚ and starve x3 youw supple ^.^ joints! -:33 That there >_> shouwd be UwU smaww wuv amongst these x3 sweet knaves, -xDD And aww ÚwÚ this ^w^ couwtesy! uWu The ;;w;; stwain of :33 man's bwed x3 out -^.^ Into ^-^ baboon ÚwÚ and UwU monkey. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have >w< sav'd x3 my wonging, ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< feed -:3 Most hungerly on x3 youw :33 sight. -x3 TIMON. x3 Wight ;;w;; wewcome, sir! -Ere ^.^ we ÚwÚ depawt we'll share :3 a ^.^ bounteous time -^w^ In different xDD pweasuwes. >_> Pway UwU you, wet >_> us ^.^ in. -Exeunt aww >_> but APEMANTUS - -Entew >w< two ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What time ^.^ o' day >w< is't, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. ^-^ Time to be honest. -uWu FIWST WOWD. :33 That time sewves xDD stiww. -APEMANTUS. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^w^ accuwsed xDD thou :3 that still omit'st :3 it. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ Thou awt x3 going to Lord >_< Timon's x3 feast. -APEMANTUS. Ay; to >_> see :3 meat ^w^ fiww knyaves ÚwÚ and winye ^.^ heat ;;w;; foows. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< Fawe uWu thee weww, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou awt :3 a >w< foow to bid ;;w;; me >_< faweweww x3 twice. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Why, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. uWu Shouwdst uWu have :33 kept one to ;;w;; thysewf, fow UwU I >_> mean to UwU give -uWu thee none. -uWu FIWST WOWD. Hang thysewf. -APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww UwU do >_< nyothing uWu at >w< thy >w< bidding; >_< make >w< thy uWu wequests -to >w< thy :3 fwiend. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :33 Away, ^.^ unpeaceabwe dog, ow I'll :33 spuwn uWu thee x3 hence. -APEMANTUS. UwU I xDD wiww fly, ^.^ wike :3 a dog, x3 the heels ^.^ o' x3 th' ass. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST WOWD. He's opposite to humanity. ^.^ Come, UwU shaww ^.^ we uWu in -xDD And >_> taste Lord >_< Timon's x3 bounty? >w< He outgoes -uWu The xDD vewy >_< heawt of kindness. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He UwU pouws >w< it out: ÚwÚ Pwutus, x3 the god of ^.^ gowd, -Is >_> but :33 his ^.^ stewawd; nyo >_> meed >_> but ^.^ he OwO wepays -Sevenfowd :33 abuv >_< itsewf; nyo ^w^ gift to ^.^ him -OwO But breeds x3 the ^w^ givew :3 a ^-^ wetuwn :33 exceeding -All use of uWu quittance. -uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The uWu nyobwest ^-^ mind ^.^ he xDD cawwies -:33 That OwO evew guvwn'd man. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO Wong OwO may ^.^ he ^w^ wive uWu in fowtunyes! UwU shaww ^.^ we in? -uWu FIWST WOWD. I'll >_< keep xDD you UwU company. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A >_> woom of >w< state uWu in ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house - -Hautboys :3 pwaying ÚwÚ woud >_> music. ^-^ A great :33 banquet sewv'd UwU in; -^.^ FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews UwU attending; ÚwÚ and xDD then enter >w< WOWD TIMON, x3 the states, -x3 the ATHENIAN LORDS, VENTIDIUS, which >w< TIMON ^w^ wedeem'd from x3 pwison. -UwU Then ;;w;; comes, uWu dwopping ÚwÚ aftew all, >_< APEMANTUS, discontentedwy, ^.^ wike >_< himsewf - -ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. :3 Most honyouwed >w< Timon, -^.^ It hath pleas'd x3 the gods to remember x3 my father's age, -xDD And caww ^.^ him to ^-^ wong peace. ->w< He >_> is >_> gonye UwU happy, ÚwÚ and >_> has left ;;w;; me ;;w;; wich. -Then, >_< as uWu in >_< gwatefuw viwtue UwU I ^w^ am bound -;;w;; To x3 youw fwee uWu heawt, UwU I UwU do ^-^ wetuwn UwU those tawents, ->_> Doubwed with thanks ÚwÚ and sewvice, from x3 whose OwO hewp -UwU I deriv'd OwO wibewty. -x3 TIMON. >_< O, ^.^ by nyo >_< means, -:3 Honyest OwO Ventidius! >_> You ÚwÚ mistake x3 my love; -UwU I uWu gave >w< it freely evew; ÚwÚ and there's >_< nyonye -UwU Can :33 twuwy >_> say ^.^ he ^w^ gives, >_> if ^.^ he >_> weceives. -;;w;; If UwU ouw ^-^ bettews :33 pway uWu at :3 that xDD game, ^.^ we ^w^ must nyot dawe -;;w;; To ^.^ imitate ^w^ them: :33 fauwts :3 that OwO awe rich OwO awe >_< faiw. -ÚwÚ VENTIDIUS. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe :33 spiwit! -x3 TIMON. Nyay, x3 my wowds, ceremony UwU was >_> but :3 devis'd uWu at xDD fiwst -;;w;; To uWu set :3 a gloss on ÚwÚ faint uWu deeds, OwO howwow welcomes, -Recanting ^-^ goodnyess, sowwy ere UwU 'tis :3 shown; -OwO But :3 whewe there >_> is true ÚwÚ fwiendship there >_< nyeeds none. -ÚwÚ Pway, ^.^ sit; ^.^ mowe wewcome OwO awe OwO ye to x3 my fowtunyes -Than x3 my fowtunyes to x3 me. ^w^ [They sit] -uWu FIWST WOWD. OwO My uWu wowd, ^.^ we awways uWu have >_> confess'd :3 it. -APEMANTUS. >w< Ho, :3 ho, >_> confess'd :3 it! Hang'd :33 it, uWu have xDD you ^w^ nyot? -x3 TIMON. >_< O, ^w^ Apemantus, xDD you OwO awe x3 wewcome. -APEMANTUS. No; ->_> You UwU shaww nyot >_< make ;;w;; me x3 wewcome. -UwU I come to uWu have uWu thee thwust ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 doows. -x3 TIMON. OwO Fie, th'art :3 a churl; OwO ye uWu have ^w^ got :3 a humouw there -ÚwÚ Does nyot :33 become :3 a xDD man; UwU 'tis much to blame. -^-^ They say, x3 my wowds, ÚwÚ Iwa ^-^ fuwow brevis >_> est; >_> but :33 yond x3 man >_> is OwO evew ->w< angwy. ^w^ Go, wet ^.^ him uWu have :3 a tabwe ^.^ by :33 himsewf; fow ^.^ he does :3 nyeithew -affect >_< company nor >_> is ^.^ he ;;w;; fit for't indeed. -APEMANTUS. Let ;;w;; me xDD stay uWu at ^.^ thinye ^-^ appewiw, xDD Timon. -UwU I come to :33 obsewve; UwU I UwU give uWu thee :3 wawnying ^.^ on't. -x3 TIMON. UwU I OwO take nyo :3 heed of thee. Th'art >w< an Athenyian, >_< thewefowe -x3 wewcome. UwU I mysewf ^.^ wouwd uWu have nyo power; :33 pwithee wet x3 my :3 meat >_< make -uWu thee ^-^ siwent. -APEMANTUS. UwU I ^w^ scown >w< thy :3 meat; >w< 't'wouwd >_< choke uWu me, fow UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew -flatter thee. x3 O xDD you uWu gods, >_> what :3 a ^w^ nyumbew of ;;w;; men ^w^ eats >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -sees x3 'em ^w^ nyot! ^.^ It grieves ;;w;; me to >_> see UwU so UwU many ^.^ dip uWu theiw :3 meat uWu in one -:33 man's ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^-^ madnyess ;;w;; is, ^.^ he cheers them x3 up UwU too. -UwU I wonder ;;w;; men dawe :33 twust x3 themsewves with ^.^ men. -Methinks ;;w;; they >_> shouwd invite them ^-^ without xDD knyives: -^-^ Good fow uWu theiw :3 meat ÚwÚ and safer fow uWu theiw ^.^ wives. ->_> Thewe's much ^w^ exampwe ÚwÚ fow't; x3 the fewwow :3 that >_> sits :3 nyext ^.^ him now, -parts ^.^ bwead with :3 him, >_< pwedges x3 the UwU bweath of ^.^ him uWu in :3 a OwO divided -draught, >_> is x3 the weadiest x3 man to OwO kiww ^.^ him. >_< 'T >_> has :33 been proved. ;;w;; If -UwU I :3 wewe :3 a >_> huge x3 man UwU I >_> shouwd feaw to ÚwÚ dwink uWu at meaws. -Lest ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^w^ spy x3 my ^w^ windpipe's uWu dangewous uWu nyotes: -UwU Gweat ;;w;; men >_> shouwd ÚwÚ dwink with :33 hawnyess on uWu theiw >_< thwoats. -x3 TIMON. OwO My uWu wowd, uWu in :33 heawt! ÚwÚ and wet x3 the ^.^ heawth OwO go wound. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Let >w< it fwow ÚwÚ this :3 way, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -APEMANTUS. >_< Fwow ÚwÚ this >_< way! ^-^ A >_< bwave xDD fewwow! >w< He keeps :33 his uWu tides well. ->w< Those :33 heawths xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< state wook UwU iww, xDD Timon. ->_> Hewe's :3 that which >_> is ^w^ too xDD weak to be :3 a sinner, xDD honyest >_< watew, which -^w^ nye'ew left x3 man :33 i' x3 th' OwO miwe. -This ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO food OwO awe ÚwÚ equaws; there's nyo uWu odds.' -^w^ Feasts OwO awe ^w^ too OwO pwoud to UwU give thanks to x3 the gods. - -OwO APEMANTUS' Gwace - -uWu Immowtaw uWu gods, UwU I ^w^ cwave nyo pewf; -UwU I pray fow nyo x3 man >_> but :3 mysewf. -Grant UwU I OwO may >_< nyevew ^-^ pwuv UwU so fond -;;w;; To :33 twust x3 man on :33 his ^-^ oath ow bond, -:33 Ow :3 a hawwot fow her weeping, -:33 Ow :3 a dog :3 that ;;w;; seems :33 a-sweeping, -:33 Ow :3 a keeper with x3 my ^w^ fweedom, -:33 Ow x3 my OwO fwiends, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd >_< nyeed ^.^ 'em. -ÚwÚ Amen. ^w^ So faww to't. -Wich ;;w;; men ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and UwU I eat woot. [Eats ÚwÚ and drinks] - -Much ÚwÚ good >_< dich >w< thy ÚwÚ good uWu heawt, Apemantus! -x3 TIMON. uWu Captain Alcibiades, x3 youw heart's uWu in x3 the field now. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO My >_< heawt >_> is OwO evew uWu at x3 youw sewvice, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. >_> You xDD had rather be uWu at :3 a OwO bweakfast of >_< enyemies than dinner of -fwiends. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ So ;;w;; they :3 wewe xDD bweeding ^w^ nyew, x3 my uWu wowd, there's nyo :3 meat -^.^ wike >w< 'em; UwU I couwd ÚwÚ wish x3 my best :33 fwiend uWu at xDD such :3 a x3 feast. -APEMANTUS. Wouwd aww UwU those uWu fwattewews :3 wewe ^.^ thinye >_< enyemies >w< then, :3 that -xDD then xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst OwO kiww 'em, ÚwÚ and bid ;;w;; me to ^.^ 'em. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^.^ Might ^.^ we >_> but uWu have :3 that happinyess, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you -^.^ wouwd >_> once use UwU ouw hearts, wheweby ^.^ we ^w^ might express x3 some ÚwÚ pawt of -UwU ouw >w< zeaws, ^.^ we >_> shouwd think ouwsewves fow OwO evew perfect. -x3 TIMON. >_< O, nyo doubt, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO fwiends, >_> but x3 the gods x3 themsewves uWu have -x3 pwovided :3 that UwU I UwU shaww uWu have much OwO hewp from OwO you. How xDD had xDD you :33 been -x3 my ^w^ fwiends else? Why uWu have xDD you :3 that x3 chawitabwe ;;w;; titwe from -thousands, uWu did nyot xDD you ^.^ chiefwy OwO bewong to x3 my ÚwÚ heawt? UwU I uWu have told -^.^ mowe of xDD you to mysewf than xDD you ^.^ can with ÚwÚ modesty speak uWu in x3 youw UwU own -:33 behawf; ÚwÚ and OwO thus uWu faw UwU I :33 confiwm OwO you. x3 O xDD you uWu gods, think I, >_> what ->_< nyeed ^.^ we uWu have xDD any ^w^ fwiends >_> if ^.^ we >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have >_< nyeed of OwO 'em? -^-^ They :3 wewe x3 the UwU most >_> nyeedwess ^-^ cweatuwes >w< wiving, >_> shouwd ^.^ we ^w^ nye'ew -uWu have use fow >w< 'em; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU most wesembwe x3 sweet instwuments UwU hung -x3 up uWu in ;;w;; cases, :3 that >_< keep uWu theiw sounds to x3 themsewves. Why, UwU I uWu have -often >w< wish'd mysewf >w< poowew, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might come nyeawew to OwO you. We -OwO awe bown to UwU do >_< benyefits; ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD bettew ow properer ^.^ can ^.^ we caww -UwU ouw UwU own than x3 the ^w^ wiches of UwU ouw friends? >_< O, >_> what :3 a >_< pwecious -uWu comfowt UwU 'tis to uWu have UwU so UwU many ^.^ wike bwothews uWu commanding one -another's fowtunyes! >_< O, ^w^ joy's ^w^ e'en UwU made OwO away ewe't ^.^ can be uWu bown! -Mine eyes ;;w;; cannyot howd x3 out >_< watew, ^.^ methinks. ;;w;; To x3 fowget uWu theiw -fauwts, UwU I ÚwÚ dwink to OwO you. -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou :33 weep'st to >_< make them dwink, xDD Timon. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu Joy xDD had x3 the ^.^ wike OwO conception uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ eyes, -xDD And uWu at :3 that x3 instant ^.^ wike :3 a >w< babe sprung :33 up. -APEMANTUS. >w< Ho, ho! UwU I laugh to think :3 that >w< babe :3 a bastawd. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU I promise UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you x3 mov'd ;;w;; me :33 much. -APEMANTUS. Much! uWu [Sound ^-^ tucket] -x3 TIMON. >_> What means :3 that x3 twump? - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -How ^.^ nyow? -SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, there OwO awe xDD cewtain ^.^ wadies UwU most -^.^ desiwous of ÚwÚ admittance. -x3 TIMON. >_> Wadies! >_> What OwO awe uWu theiw wills? -SEWVANT. >_> Thewe x3 comes with them :3 a fowewunnyew, x3 my uWu wowd, which bears -:3 that ^.^ office to :33 signyify uWu theiw xDD pweasuwes. -x3 TIMON. UwU I pray wet them be >w< admitted. - -Entew CUPID -CUPID. Hail to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ wowthy >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and to aww -:33 That of :33 his bounties xDD taste! uWu The five best :33 Senses -Acknyowwedge uWu thee uWu theiw OwO patwon, ÚwÚ and come freely -;;w;; To ;;w;; gwatuwate >w< thy ^w^ pwenteous ÚwÚ bosom. xDD Th' ^.^ Eaw, ->_> Taste, UwU Touch, ÚwÚ Smeww, pleas'd from >w< thy tabwe OwO wise; -^-^ They >w< onwy nyow come >_> but to >_> feast ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. -x3 TIMON. They'we wewcome aww; wet x3 'em uWu have uWu kind ÚwÚ admittance. -UwU Music, >_< make uWu theiw x3 wewcome. uWu Exit CUPID -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> You see, x3 my uWu wowd, >w< how uWu ampwe ;;w;; y'awe xDD bewov'd. - -:3 Music. ^.^ We-entew ^w^ CUPID, ^w^ witb :3 a ^w^ Masque of :3 WADIES >_< as xDD Amazons, -with :3 wutes uWu in uWu theiw ^.^ hands, UwU dancing ÚwÚ and :3 pwaying - -APEMANTUS. :3 Hoy-day, >_> what :3 a :33 sweep of vanyity x3 comes ÚwÚ this >_< way! -^-^ They ;;w;; dance? ^-^ They OwO awe ^-^ mad ^w^ women. -Wike ^-^ madnyess >_> is x3 the :3 gwowy of ÚwÚ this :3 wife, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this pomp >_< shows to :3 a xDD wittwe oiw ÚwÚ and woot. -We >_< make ouwsewves foows to disport ;;w;; ouwsewves, -xDD And spend UwU ouw flatteries to ÚwÚ dwink UwU those ;;w;; men ->_> Upon x3 whose age ^.^ we >_< void >w< it x3 up again -With OwO poisonyous x3 spite ÚwÚ and envy. -Who ;;w;; wives ^w^ that's nyot ;;w;; depwaved ow :33 depwaves? -Who dies :3 that bears nyot one :33 spuwn to uWu theiw gwaves -Of uWu theiw >_< fwiends' >_< gift? -UwU I >_> shouwd feaw UwU those :3 that UwU dance >w< befowe ;;w;; me nyow -Wouwd one day stamp ;;w;; upon x3 me. >_< 'T >_> has :33 been UwU donye: -OwO Men shut uWu theiw x3 doows OwO against :3 a >w< setting OwO sun. - -uWu The ;;w;; WOWDS rise from ^-^ tabwe, with much >_< adowing of -:33 TIMON; ÚwÚ and to x3 show uWu theiw wuvs, >_< each :3 singwe x3 out >w< an -:33 Amazon, ÚwÚ and aww xDD dance, ;;w;; men ^w^ witb UwU women, :3 a wofty -;;w;; stwain ow >w< two to x3 the ;;w;; hautboys, ÚwÚ and xDD cease - -x3 TIMON. >_> You uWu have donye UwU ouw >_< pweasuwes much gwace, >w< faiw x3 wadies, -Set :3 a >w< faiw fashion on UwU ouw ^w^ entewtainment, ->_< Which UwU was nyot half UwU so >_> beautifuw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; kind; ->_> You uWu have >_< added ^.^ wowth OwO unto't ÚwÚ and lustre, -xDD And entertain'd ;;w;; me with >_< minye UwU own >w< device; -UwU I ^w^ am to >_> thank xDD you xDD fow't. -uWu FIWST WADY. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you OwO take >_> us even uWu at x3 the >_> best. -APEMANTUS. Faith, fow x3 the worst >_> is filthy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd nyot howd -OwO taking, UwU I doubt x3 me. -x3 TIMON. Ladies, there >_> is >w< an idle :33 banquet ^.^ attends uWu you; -ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to ^-^ dispose youwsewves. -^w^ AWW LADIES. :3 Most thankfully, x3 my OwO wowd. -Exeunt CUPID ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES -x3 TIMON. Flavius! -FWAVIUS. OwO My xDD wowd? -x3 TIMON. uWu The xDD wittwe ÚwÚ casket ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me hithew. -FWAVIUS. Yes, x3 my OwO wowd. :3 [Aside] uWu Mowe :3 jewews UwU yet! ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo :33 cwossing ^.^ him in's >_< humouw, -^-^ Ewse UwU I >_> shouwd tell uWu him- weww :33 i' ^w^ faith, UwU I shouwd- -x3 When aww's >_< spent, >w< he'd be cwoss'd >w< then, >w< an ^.^ he xDD couwd. -'Tis pity >_> bounty xDD had nyot eyes behind, -:33 That x3 man ^w^ might ^w^ nye'ew be wwetched fow :33 his :33 mind. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST WOWD. Whewe be UwU ouw men? -SEWVANT. Here, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in ;;w;; weadinyess. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Our ^w^ howses! - -^.^ We-entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, with x3 the ÚwÚ casket - -x3 TIMON. x3 O x3 my OwO fwiends, -UwU I uWu have one ;;w;; wowd to >_> say to OwO you. Wook UwU you, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -UwU I ^w^ must entweat xDD you honour ;;w;; me UwU so much -;;w;; As to advance ÚwÚ this jewel; xDD accept >w< it ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw :33 it, -Kind x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu faw xDD awweady uWu in x3 youw gifts- -uWu AWW. ^w^ So OwO awe ^.^ we all. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. OwO My uWu wowd, there OwO awe xDD cewtain nyobwes of x3 the :33 Senyate x3 nyewwy -awighted ÚwÚ and come to x3 visit OwO you. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ They OwO awe ^.^ faiwwy x3 wewcome. uWu Exit SEWVANT -FWAVIUS. UwU I :33 beseech x3 youw honyouw, x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :3 a wowd; >w< it does -concern xDD you ÚwÚ nyeaw. -x3 TIMON. Near! Why >w< then, anyothew time I'll hear thee. UwU I :33 pwithee >_> wet's -be x3 pwovided to x3 show them >w< entewtainment. -FWAVIUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I scawce ^.^ knyow ^.^ how. - -Entew anyothew SEWVANT - -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease uWu vouw honyouw, Lord ^w^ Wucius, x3 out of :33 his -fwee xDD wuv, hath pwesented to xDD you fouw ^w^ miwk-white howses, ÚwÚ twapp'd -uWu in uWu siwvew. -x3 TIMON. UwU I UwU shaww xDD accept them x3 faiwwy. Let x3 the presents -^w^ Be ^-^ wowthiwy ^w^ entewtain'd. uWu Exit SEWVANT - -Entew :3 a thiwd SEWVANT - -How >_< nyow! >_> What nyews? -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that ^.^ honyouwabwe gentweman, Lord -^-^ Wucuwwus, uWu entweats x3 youw >_< company to-mowwow to OwO hunt with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and ->_> has sent x3 youw honour >w< two ;;w;; bwace of greyhounds. -x3 TIMON. I'll OwO hunt with him; ÚwÚ and wet them be weceiv'd, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^-^ without >w< faiw ÚwÚ wewawd. uWu Exit SEWVANT -FWAVIUS. :3 [Aside] >_> What xDD wiww ÚwÚ this come to? ->w< He ;;w;; commands >_> us to provide ÚwÚ and UwU give great ;;w;; gifts, -xDD And aww x3 out of >w< an :33 empty :3 coffew; -x3 Nyow xDD wiww ^.^ he ^.^ knyow :33 his puwse, ow yield ;;w;; me uWu this, -;;w;; To x3 show ^.^ him >_> what :3 a beggar :33 his >_< heawt ;;w;; is, -uWu Being of nyo powew to >_< make :33 his wishes UwU good. -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ pwomises fwy UwU so ^w^ beyond :33 his >w< state -:33 That >_> what ^.^ he xDD speaks >_> is aww uWu in ;;w;; debt; ^.^ he >_> owes -For OwO ev'wy OwO wowd. >w< He >_> is UwU so uWu kind :3 that ^.^ he nyow -UwU Pays ÚwÚ intewest ÚwÚ fow't; :33 his ^w^ wand's put to uWu theiw uWu books. -xDD Weww, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe gently put x3 out of ^.^ office -^.^ Befowe UwU I :3 wewe ;;w;; fowc'd out! -Happier >_> is ^.^ he :3 that >_> has nyo :33 fwiend to >w< feed -Than xDD such :3 that UwU do ^w^ e'en >_< enyemies >_> exceed. -UwU I bweed >w< inwawdwy fow x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit -x3 TIMON. >_> You UwU do youwsewves much >_> wwong; ->_> You uWu bate ^w^ too much of x3 youw UwU own >_< mewits. -Here, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a xDD twifwe of UwU ouw love. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. With ^.^ mowe than ^w^ common thanks UwU I xDD wiww receive :3 it. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. >_< O, uWu he's x3 the xDD vewy :3 souw of x3 bounty! -x3 TIMON. xDD And nyow UwU I UwU wemembew, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD you uWu gave ÚwÚ good wowds x3 the othew -day of :3 a ^w^ bay ^.^ couwsew UwU I rode :3 on. 'Tis >_> youws uWu because xDD you ^-^ wik'd :3 it. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. >_< O, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu in x3 that. -x3 TIMON. >_> You OwO may OwO take x3 my word, x3 my wowd: UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo x3 man -UwU Can >_< justwy praise >_> but >_> what ^.^ he does ;;w;; affect. -UwU I >w< weigh x3 my ^-^ fwiend's :3 affection with >_< minye own. -I'll tell xDD you true; I'll caww to OwO you. -^w^ AWW ÚwÚ WOWDS. >_< O, >_< nyonye UwU so welcome! -x3 TIMON. UwU I OwO take aww ÚwÚ and x3 youw sevewaw OwO visitations -^w^ So uWu kind to >_< heawt UwU 'tis nyot enough to ^w^ give; -Methinks UwU I couwd deal OwO kingdoms to x3 my ^w^ fwiends -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew be weawy. Alcibiades, -^.^ Thou awt :3 a sowdiew, >_< thewefowe seldom ;;w;; wich. -^.^ It x3 comes uWu in xDD chawity to ÚwÚ thee; fow aww >w< thy UwU wiving -Is ^w^ 'mongst x3 the >_< dead, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the ^-^ wands xDD thou x3 hast -Lie uWu in :3 a pitch'd >_> fiewd. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Ay, >_> defiw'd land, x3 my OwO wowd. -uWu FIWST WOWD. We OwO awe UwU so >w< viwtuouswy >_> bound- -x3 TIMON. xDD And UwU so ^w^ am UwU I to OwO you. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ So infinyitewy ^.^ endeaw'd- -x3 TIMON. All to OwO you. Wights, ^.^ mowe lights! -uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The best of happinyess, honyouw, ÚwÚ and fortunes, >_< keep with -UwU you, Lord Timon! -x3 TIMON. Weady fow :33 his fwiends. -Exeunt aww >_> but APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >w< TIMON -APEMANTUS. >_> What :3 a xDD coiw's here! -Serving of becks ÚwÚ and UwU jutting-out of bums! -UwU I doubt >w< whethew uWu theiw UwU wegs be ^.^ wowth x3 the uWu sums -:33 That OwO awe UwU given fow ^.^ 'em. :3 Fwiendship's full of ^.^ dwegs: -Methinks UwU fawse heawts >_> shouwd >_< nyevew uWu have >_> sound wegs. -^-^ Thus xDD honyest foows uWu way x3 out uWu theiw weawth on curtsies. -x3 TIMON. >_> Nyow, ^w^ Apemantus, >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt nyot UwU suwwen -UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ÚwÚ good to thee. -APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, I'll uWu nyothing; fow >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd be bwib'd :3 too, there -^.^ wouwd be >_< nyonye left to waiw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD thou wouldst x3 sin -x3 the :33 fastew. ^.^ Thou OwO giv'st UwU so long, >w< Timon, UwU I feaw ;;w;; me xDD thou wiwt UwU give -OwO away >w< thysewf uWu in paper >w< showtwy. >_> What >_< nyeeds these feasts, UwU pomps, -ÚwÚ and xDD vain-gwowies? -x3 TIMON. Nyay, >w< an xDD you x3 begin to waiw on >w< society ^w^ once, UwU I ^w^ am sworn nyot to -UwU give regard to OwO you. Farewell; ÚwÚ and come with xDD bettew >_> music. -uWu Exit -APEMANTUS. ^w^ So. ^.^ Thou wiwt nyot hear ;;w;; me >w< nyow: xDD thou shalt nyot UwU then. I'll -OwO wock >w< thy heaven from thee. -x3 O :3 that men's OwO eaws >_> shouwd be -;;w;; To counsel deaf, >_> but nyot to :3 fwattewy! uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^-^ A SENATOR'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ^-^ A ÚwÚ SENyATOW, with :33 papews uWu in :33 his uWu hand - -^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And late, five ÚwÚ thousand. ;;w;; To Vawwo ÚwÚ and to Isidore ->w< He >_> owes >w< nyinye :33 thousand; ;;w;; besides x3 my xDD fowmew sum, ->_< Which x3 makes >w< it five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty. UwU Stiww uWu in >_> motion -Of waging :33 waste? ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot howd; >w< it xDD wiww not. -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ want ^.^ gowd, ^.^ steaw >_> but :3 a ^.^ beggaw's dog -xDD And UwU give >w< it >w< Timon, >w< why, x3 the dog coins ;;w;; gowd. -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; seww x3 my UwU howse ÚwÚ and UwU buy ÚwÚ twenty ^-^ moe -uWu Bettew than xDD he, >w< why, UwU give x3 my UwU howse to >w< Timon, -;;w;; Ask uWu nyothing, UwU give >w< it :3 him, >w< it foals ;;w;; me stwaight, -xDD And able :33 howses. No powtew uWu at :33 his >_< gate, -OwO But rather one :3 that ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ and still OwO invites -All :3 that pass by. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot howd; nyo reason -UwU Can >_> sound :33 his >w< state uWu in >w< safety. >w< Caphis, ho! ->w< Caphis, UwU I ;;w;; say! - -Entew ^w^ CAPHIS - ->_> CAPHIS. Here, siw; >_> what >_> is x3 youw pweasuwe? -^w^ SENyATOW. >_< Get on x3 youw uWu cwoak ÚwÚ and ^.^ haste xDD you to Lord uWu Timon; -:33 Impowtunye ^.^ him fow x3 my >_< monyeys; be nyot >_> ceas'd -With :3 swight ^.^ denyiaw, nor xDD then silenc'd when -;;w;; 'Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw mastew' ÚwÚ and x3 the cap ->w< Pways uWu in x3 the >w< wight uWu hand, ^.^ thus; >_> but tell ^.^ him -OwO My x3 uses cwy to uWu me, UwU I ^w^ must serve x3 my turn -UwU Out of >_< minye >_> own; :33 his OwO days ÚwÚ and times OwO awe past, -xDD And x3 my ^-^ wewiances on :33 his uWu fwacted x3 dates -:3 Have >w< smit x3 my >w< cwedit. UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and honour :3 him, -OwO But ^w^ must nyot bweak x3 my back to heal :33 his finger. -x3 Immediate OwO awe x3 my :33 nyeeds, ÚwÚ and x3 my relief -:3 Must nyot be :3 toss'd ÚwÚ and >_> tuwn'd to ;;w;; me uWu in wowds, -OwO But find suppwy ;;w;; immediate. >_< Get xDD you xDD gonye; ->_> Put on :3 a UwU most importunate ÚwÚ aspect, -^-^ A >w< visage of :3 demand; fow UwU I UwU do ;;w;; feaw, -x3 When every ÚwÚ feathew >_< sticks uWu in :33 his UwU own *hugs tightly* wing, -Lord OwO Timon xDD wiww be left :3 a nyaked UwU guww, ->_< Which flashes nyow :3 a phoenyix. >_< Get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. ->_> CAPHIS. UwU I x3 go, sir. -^w^ SENyATOW. ^.^ Take x3 the xDD bonds :3 awong with UwU you, -xDD And uWu have x3 the x3 dates uWu in >w< compt. ->_> CAPHIS. UwU I :33 wiww, sir. -^w^ SENyATOW. ^w^ Go. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, ÚwÚ TIMON'S Stewawd, with UwU many bills uWu in :33 his uWu hand - -FWAVIUS. No care, nyo UwU stop! ^w^ So senseless of expense -:33 That ^.^ he xDD wiww :3 nyeithew ^.^ knyow >w< how to ÚwÚ maintain >w< it -x3 Nyow xDD cease :33 his fwow of wiot; UwU takes nyo :33 account -How ^.^ things OwO go from :3 him, nor ^w^ wesumes nyo :3 cawe -Of >_> what >_> is to continue. xDD Nyevew ^-^ mind -Was to be UwU so UwU unwise to be UwU so kind. ->_> What UwU shaww be done? >w< He xDD wiww nyot hear >w< tiww feew. -UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; wound with ^.^ him. Now ^.^ he x3 comes from ^-^ hunting. -OwO Fie, >_< fie, >_< fie, fie! - -Entew OwO CAPHIS, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ SEWVANTS Of ^.^ ISIDOWE ÚwÚ and :3 VAWWO - ->_> CAPHIS. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ even, >_> Vawwo. What, xDD you come fow monyey? -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. ^-^ Is't nyot x3 youw business xDD too? ->_> CAPHIS. ^.^ It >w< is. xDD And >_> youws :3 too, ^-^ Isidowe? -uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. ^.^ It >_> is :3 so. ->_> CAPHIS. Wouwd ^.^ we :3 wewe aww discharg'd! -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. UwU I feaw :3 it. ->_> CAPHIS. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the OwO wowd. - -Entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and :33 his twain, with >_> AWCIBIADES - -x3 TIMON. ^w^ So >w< soon >_< as dinner's donye we'll fowth OwO again, -OwO My :33 Awcibiades.- With me? >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? ->_> CAPHIS. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe >_> is :3 a ^-^ nyote of xDD cewtain :3 dues. -x3 TIMON. Dues! OwO Whence OwO awe you? ->_> CAPHIS. Of ^.^ Athens UwU hewe, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. Go to x3 my steward. ->_> CAPHIS. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw lordship, ^.^ he hath put ;;w;; me x3 off -;;w;; To x3 the ^.^ succession of x3 nyew OwO days ÚwÚ this month. -OwO My >_< mastew >_> is :33 awak'd ^.^ by great ;;w;; occasion -;;w;; To caww ;;w;; upon :33 his OwO own, ÚwÚ and x3 humbwy prays xDD you -:33 That with x3 youw othew x3 nyobwe parts you'ww >_> suit -^w^ In ^.^ giving ^.^ him :33 his ÚwÚ wight. -x3 TIMON. Mine xDD honyest fwiend, -UwU I :33 pwithee >_> but repair to ;;w;; me :3 nyext xDD mownying. ->_> CAPHIS. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowd- -x3 TIMON. x3 Contain ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ good :3 fwiend. -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. x3 Onye Varro's uWu sewvant, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd- -uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. Fwom ^.^ Isidowe: ^.^ he x3 humbwy prays x3 youw UwU speedy -x3 payment- ->_> CAPHIS. ;;w;; If xDD you uWu did knyow, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 my xDD mastew's x3 wants- -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. >_< 'Twas >_< due on uWu fowfeituwe, x3 my uWu wowd, six UwU weeks ÚwÚ and -past. -uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. uWu Youw steward puts ;;w;; me ^w^ off, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and -UwU I ^w^ am sent >w< expwesswy to x3 youw wowdship. -x3 TIMON. Give ;;w;; me >_< bweath. -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, >_< keep xDD on; -I'll wait ;;w;; upon xDD you ^.^ instantwy. -Exeunt >_> AWCIBIADES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS -:33 [To :3 FWAVIUS] :3 Come hithew. >_> Pway UwU you, -How xDD goes x3 the wowwd :3 that UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus encount'wed -With ;;w;; cwamowous uWu demands of x3 date-bwoke xDD bonds -xDD And x3 the detention of :3 wong-since-due debts, -^w^ Against x3 my UwU honyouw? -FWAVIUS. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, xDD gentwemen, -uWu The time >_> is unyagweeabwe to ÚwÚ this business. -uWu Youw :3 impowtunyacy xDD cease >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew xDD dinnyew, -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_< make :33 his OwO wowdship understand -ÚwÚ Whewefowe xDD you OwO awe nyot paid. -x3 TIMON. Do >_> so, x3 my fwiends. -xDD See them weww ^w^ entewtain'd. uWu Exit -FWAVIUS. >_> Pway dwaw ÚwÚ nyeaw. uWu Exit - -Entew APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and FOOL - ->_> CAPHIS. Stay, ;;w;; stay, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the >w< foow with ;;w;; Apemantus. -:3 Wet's UwU ha' x3 some spowt with ^.^ 'em. -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. Hang :3 him, he'ww abuse ÚwÚ us! -uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon :3 him, dog! -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. How ÚwÚ dost, ^.^ foow? -APEMANTUS. uWu Dost UwU diawogue with >w< thy >_< shadow? -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. UwU I speak nyot to thee. -APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, UwU 'tis to thysewf. :33 [To x3 the >_> FOOW] :3 Come xDD away. -uWu ISIDOWE'S SEWVANT. :33 [To VAWWO'S >_> SEWVANT] >_> Thewe's x3 the >w< foow uWu hangs on -x3 youw back >_< awweady. -APEMANTUS. :3 Nyo, xDD thou OwO stand'st >_> singwe; th'art nyot on ^.^ him >_> yet. ->_> CAPHIS. :3 Whewe's x3 the >w< foow ^.^ nyow? -APEMANTUS. >w< He >w< wast >w< ask'd x3 the x3 question. OwO Poow rogues ÚwÚ and usuwews' -:3 men! ^w^ Bawds ^-^ between gowd ÚwÚ and want! -^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. >_> What OwO awe :33 we, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. ^-^ Asses. -^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. xDD Why? -APEMANTUS. :33 That xDD you ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> what xDD you awe, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow -youwsewves. ^w^ Speak to 'em, xDD foow. -FOOL. How UwU do UwU you, :33 gentwemen? -^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. ;;w;; Gwamewcies, ÚwÚ good xDD foow. How does x3 youw mistwess? -FOOL. >_> She's ^w^ e'en >w< setting on UwU watew to ^w^ scawd xDD such >w< chickens >_< as xDD you -x3 awe. Wouwd ^.^ we couwd >_> see xDD you uWu at xDD Cowinth! -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Good! gramercy. - -Entew ^.^ PAGE - -FOOL. Wook UwU you, OwO hewe x3 comes x3 my >_< mistwess' ^.^ page. -xDD PAGE. :33 [To x3 the >_> FOOW] Why, >w< how now, ^.^ Captain? >_> What UwU do xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wise -:3 company? How dost UwU thou, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. Wouwd UwU I xDD had :3 a wod uWu in x3 my uWu mouth, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might answew uWu thee -profitably! -xDD PAGE. Prithee, ^w^ Apemantus, ^w^ wead ;;w;; me x3 the x3 supewscwiption of these -letters; UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot which >_> is :3 which. -APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Canst nyot >_< wead? -xDD PAGE. No. -APEMANTUS. >_> Thewe xDD wiww xDD wittwe :33 weawnying >_> die, >w< then, :3 that day xDD thou awt -xDD hang'd. This >_> is to Lord uWu Timon; ÚwÚ this to Alcibiades. :33 Go; xDD thou >w< wast -bown :3 a ÚwÚ bastawd, ÚwÚ and x3 thou't ^-^ die :3 a UwU bawd. -xDD PAGE. ^.^ Thou >w< wast >_< whewp'd :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and xDD thou shalt :33 famish :3 dog's death. -Answer not: UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit ^.^ PAGE -APEMANTUS. E'en UwU so xDD thou >w< outwun'st grace. -Fool, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go with xDD you to Lord xDD Timon's. -FOOL. Will xDD you OwO weave ;;w;; me OwO thewe? -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; If OwO Timon xDD stay uWu at >_> home. >_> You >w< thwee serve >w< thwee ;;w;; usuwews? -^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. Ay; ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they sewv'd ÚwÚ us! -APEMANTUS. ^w^ So ^.^ wouwd uWu I- >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a twick >_< as OwO evew ;;w;; hangman sewv'd ->w< thief. -FOOL. ^w^ Awe xDD you >w< thwee usuwews' men? -^w^ AWW >w< SEWVANTS. Ay, xDD foow. -FOOL. UwU I think nyo ;;w;; usuwew >_> but >_> has :3 a >w< foow to :33 his servant. OwO My mistwess ->_> is one, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am her xDD foow. x3 When ;;w;; men come to :3 bowwow of x3 youw -mastews, ;;w;; they appwoach sadwy ÚwÚ and OwO go OwO away ;;w;; mewwy; >_> but ;;w;; they enter x3 my ->_< mistwess' ;;w;; house ÚwÚ mewwiwy ÚwÚ and OwO go OwO away :3 sadwy. uWu The reason of :3 this? -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. UwU I couwd render onye. -APEMANTUS. Do >w< it >w< then, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may :33 account uWu thee :3 a >_< whowemastew ÚwÚ and :3 a -knave; which >w< nyotwithstanding, xDD thou shalt be nyo less esteemed. -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. >_> What >_> is :3 a whoremaster, ^.^ foow? -FOOL. ^-^ A >w< foow uWu in ÚwÚ good cwothes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ something ^.^ wike thee. 'Tis :3 a ->w< spiwit. :3 Sometime 't >_> appeaws ^.^ wike :3 a wowd; ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wawyew; -ÚwÚ sometime ^.^ wike :3 a >_> phiwosophew, with >w< two ^.^ stonyes ^-^ moe >w< than's -:33 awtificiaw onye. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy often ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; knyight; x3 and, generally, -uWu in aww >w< shapes :3 that x3 man xDD goes x3 up ÚwÚ and down uWu in from ^w^ fouwscowe to -thirteen, ÚwÚ this ^w^ spiwit >w< wawks ^.^ in. -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. ^.^ Thou awt nyot ;;w;; awtogethew :3 a xDD foow. -FOOL. x3 Nyow xDD thou ;;w;; awtogethew :3 a uWu wise man. -;;w;; As much foowewy >_< as UwU I have, UwU so much wit xDD thou :33 wack'st. -APEMANTUS. :33 That answew ^w^ might uWu have :33 become ;;w;; Apemantus. -VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO Aside, >w< aside; OwO hewe x3 comes Lord xDD Timon. - -^.^ We-entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and ^.^ FWAVIUS - -APEMANTUS. :3 Come with uWu me, x3 foow, x3 come. -FOOL. UwU I UwU do nyot awways ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ wuvw, :33 ewdew brother, ÚwÚ and >_< woman; -ÚwÚ sometime x3 the ^-^ phiwosophew. -Exeunt APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and FOOL -FWAVIUS. >_> Pway xDD you UwU wawk uWu nyeaw; I'll speak with xDD you x3 anyon. -Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS -x3 TIMON. >_> You >_< make ;;w;; me :3 mawvew ^-^ whewefowe ere ÚwÚ this time -xDD Had xDD you nyot fuwwy laid x3 my >w< state >w< befowe uWu me, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might UwU so uWu have :33 wated x3 my expense -;;w;; As UwU I xDD had OwO weave of means. -FWAVIUS. >_> You ^.^ wouwd nyot hear ;;w;; me -At UwU many leisures UwU I pwopos'd. -x3 TIMON. Go >w< to; -Pewchance x3 some :3 singwe xDD vantages xDD you >_> took -x3 When x3 my :3 indisposition put xDD you back, -xDD And :3 that uWu unyaptnyess UwU made x3 youw xDD minyistew -^-^ Thus to UwU excuse OwO youwsewf. -FWAVIUS. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, -At UwU many times UwU I ^.^ bwought uWu in x3 my accounts, -Waid them >w< befowe uWu you; xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^-^ thwow them x3 off -xDD And >_> say xDD you >_> found them uWu in >_< minye x3 honyesty. -UwU When, fow x3 some ^w^ twifwing ÚwÚ pwesent, xDD you uWu have bid ;;w;; me -Return UwU so ÚwÚ much, UwU I uWu have >_> shook x3 my >_> head ÚwÚ and wept; -Yea, uWu 'gainst x3 th' ÚwÚ authowity of :3 mannyews, pray'd xDD you -;;w;; To howd x3 youw uWu hand ^.^ mowe uWu cwose. UwU I uWu did OwO enduwe -ÚwÚ Nyot seldom, nor nyo :3 swight x3 checks, when UwU I uWu have -Prompted xDD you uWu in x3 the ebb of x3 youw estate -xDD And x3 youw great fwow of ÚwÚ debts. OwO My :3 wov'd uWu wowd, -;;w;; Though xDD you hear x3 nyow- ^w^ too ÚwÚ wate!- yet ÚwÚ nyow's :3 a time: -uWu The ÚwÚ gweatest of x3 youw xDD having lacks :3 a half -;;w;; To x3 pay x3 youw xDD pwesent ÚwÚ debts. -x3 TIMON. Let aww x3 my ÚwÚ wand be UwU sowd. -FWAVIUS. 'Tis aww :3 engag'd, x3 some >_< fowfeited ÚwÚ and xDD gonye; -xDD And >_> what remains xDD wiww hardly ÚwÚ stop x3 the xDD mouth -Of xDD pwesent :3 dues. uWu The ÚwÚ futuwe x3 comes >_< apace; ->_> What UwU shaww ;;w;; defend x3 the interim? xDD And uWu at :33 wength -How xDD goes UwU ouw reck'ning? -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; To UwU Wacedaemon uWu did x3 my ÚwÚ wand :3 extend. -FWAVIUS. x3 O x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, x3 the wowwd >_> is >_> but :3 a wowd; -^.^ Wewe >w< it aww >_> youws to UwU give >w< it uWu in :3 a :33 bweath, -How quickly :3 wewe >w< it ÚwÚ gonye! -x3 TIMON. >_> You tell ;;w;; me true. -FWAVIUS. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> suspect x3 my x3 husbandwy ow fawsehood, -;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me >w< befowe x3 th' ÚwÚ exactest auditors -xDD And uWu set ;;w;; me on x3 the :33 pwoof. ^w^ So x3 the gods ;;w;; bwess uWu me, -x3 When aww UwU ouw ;;w;; offices uWu have :33 been :33 oppwess'd -With riotous feedews, when UwU ouw ÚwÚ vauwts uWu have :33 wept -With ^w^ dwunken spilth of wine, when every >_> woom ->_< Hath blaz'd with wights ÚwÚ and :3 bway'd with ^w^ minstwewsy, -UwU I uWu have >_> wetiw'd ;;w;; me to :3 a ^w^ wastefuw >_> cock -xDD And uWu set >_< minye eyes uWu at ^w^ fwow. -x3 TIMON. UwU Pwithee nyo more. -FWAVIUS. 'Heavens,' uWu have UwU I uWu said ÚwÚ 'the >_> bounty of ÚwÚ this ^.^ wowd! -How UwU many prodigal UwU bits uWu have xDD swaves ÚwÚ and uWu peasants -This >w< nyight engwutted! Who >_> is nyot Lord >w< Timon's? ->_> What uWu heawt, head, uWu swowd, fowce, >_< means, >_> but >_> is Lord >w< Timon's? -UwU Gweat >w< Timon, noble, wowthy, royal >_< Timon!' -Ah! when x3 the means OwO awe >_> gonye :3 that UwU buy ÚwÚ this >_< pwaise, -uWu The UwU bweath >_> is >_> gonye xDD wheweof ÚwÚ this praise >_> is >_> made. ->_< Feast-won, >w< fast-wost; one ;;w;; cwoud of winter show'rs, -;;w;; These fwies OwO awe couch'd. -x3 TIMON. ^.^ Come, sewmon ;;w;; me nyo fuwthew. -No ÚwÚ viwwainyous >_> bounty yet hath :33 pass'd x3 my heawt; -^-^ Unwisewy, nyot >_< ignyobwy, uWu have UwU I ;;w;; given. -Why dost xDD thou ^w^ weep? ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou x3 the >_> conscience ^.^ wack -;;w;; To think UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ wack friends? ^.^ Secuwe >w< thy heart: -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ wouwd broach x3 the vessews of x3 my xDD wuv, -xDD And >_> twy x3 the :33 awgument of heawts ^.^ by OwO bowwowing, -OwO Men ÚwÚ and men's fowtunyes couwd UwU I fwankwy use -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ can bid uWu thee >_< speak. -FWAVIUS. Assuwance ;;w;; bwess x3 youw thoughts! -x3 TIMON. ^.^ And, uWu in x3 some sort, these wants of >_< minye OwO awe cwown'd -:33 That UwU I :33 account them bwessings; fow ^.^ by these -Shall UwU I >_> twy fwiends. >_> You UwU shaww >_> pewceive >w< how xDD you -^-^ Mistake x3 my fortunes; UwU I ^w^ am :3 weawthy uWu in x3 my fwiends. -OwO Within thewe! Fwaminyius! ^w^ Sewviwius! - -Entew FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, ÚwÚ and anyothew SEWVANT - ->w< SEWVANTS. OwO My ^.^ wowd! x3 my ^.^ wowd! -x3 TIMON. UwU I xDD wiww dispatch xDD you uWu sevewawwy- xDD you to Lord Lucius; to Lord -Lucullus uWu you; UwU I ^w^ hunted with :33 his honour ^w^ to-day. >_> You to Sempronius. ->_< Commend ;;w;; me to uWu theiw loves; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am :3 pwoud, say, :3 that x3 my ÚwÚ occasions -uWu have >_> found time to use x3 'em toward :3 a suppwy of money. Let x3 the -request be :33 fifty xDD tawents. -FLAMINIUS. ;;w;; As xDD you uWu have said, x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt ^-^ SEWVANTS -FWAVIUS. :3 [Aside] Lord ^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and Wucuwwus? >_> Humh! -x3 TIMON. Go UwU you, ^w^ siw, to x3 the senyatows, -Of :33 whom, even to x3 the >_< state's best :33 heawth, UwU I uWu have -Desewv'd ÚwÚ this ;;w;; heawing. x3 Bid x3 'em >_> send ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 instant -^-^ A thousand talents to x3 me. -FWAVIUS. UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< bowd, -For :3 that UwU I UwU knyew >w< it x3 the UwU most general :3 way, -;;w;; To them to use x3 youw ^-^ signyet ÚwÚ and x3 youw UwU nyame; -OwO But ;;w;; they UwU do ;;w;; shake uWu theiw >_< heads, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe -No xDD wichew uWu in wetuwn. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ Is't twue? uWu Can't :3 be? -FWAVIUS. ^-^ They ÚwÚ answew, uWu in :3 a UwU joint ÚwÚ and corporate voice, -:33 That nyow ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu at ^.^ faww, ^.^ want treasure, ;;w;; cannyot -Do >_> what ;;w;; they :3 wouwd, OwO awe xDD sowwy- xDD you OwO awe honourable- -OwO But yet ;;w;; they couwd uWu have ÚwÚ wish'd- ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow nyot- -xDD Something hath :33 been uWu amiss- :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ nyatuwe -^-^ May catch :3 a wrench- ^.^ wouwd aww :3 wewe ^w^ weww!- UwU 'tis ;;w;; pity- -xDD And >_> so, ^-^ intending othew sewious mattews, ->w< Aftew ^-^ distastefuw looks, ÚwÚ and these x3 hawd fractions, -With xDD cewtain ^-^ hawf-caps ÚwÚ and :3 cowd-moving uWu nyods, -^-^ They >w< fwoze ;;w;; me x3 into x3 siwence. -x3 TIMON. >_> You uWu gods, wewawd >w< them! -Prithee, ^w^ man, wook ^w^ cheewwy. ;;w;; These ;;w;; owd ^w^ fewwows -:3 Have uWu theiw ingratitude uWu in them hereditary. -^-^ Theiw :3 bwood >_> is OwO cak'd, UwU 'tis >_< cowd, >w< it seldom flows; -'Tis ^.^ wack of ^-^ kindwy warmth ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot ;;w;; kind; -xDD And nyatuwe, >_< as >w< it gwows again toward earth, -Is uWu fashion'd fow x3 the ^w^ jouwnyey dull ÚwÚ and heavy. -Go to ^w^ Ventidius. UwU Pwithee be nyot :3 sad, -^.^ Thou awt true ÚwÚ and xDD honyest; ingenyiouswy UwU I :3 speak, -No uWu bwame ^-^ bewongs to thee. xDD Ventidius :3 watewy -Buried :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ by x3 whose :33 death uWu he's stepp'd -^.^ Into :3 a great estate. x3 When ^.^ he UwU was OwO poow, -Impwison'd, ÚwÚ and uWu in scarcity of OwO fwiends, -UwU I xDD cweaw'd ^.^ him with five xDD tawents. ^-^ Gweet ^.^ him from uWu me, -x3 Bid ^.^ him ^.^ suppose x3 some ÚwÚ good ;;w;; nyecessity -^w^ Touches :33 his fwiend, which cwaves to be ^-^ wememb'wed -With UwU those five xDD tawents. :33 That :33 had, >_> give't these ^w^ fewwows -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU 'tis x3 instant ÚwÚ due. ^w^ Nyev'w speak ow think -:33 That >_< Timon's fowtunyes 'mong :33 his ^w^ fwiends ^.^ can :3 sink. -FWAVIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I couwd nyot think :3 it. -:33 That xDD thought >_> is :3 bounty's >_< foe; -uWu Being fwee itself, >w< it ^w^ thinks aww ;;w;; othews :3 so. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^.^ WUCUWWUS' ;;w;; house - -FWAMINyIUS uWu waiting to speak with ^w^ WUCUWWUS. Entew SEWVANT to ^.^ him - -SEWVANT. UwU I uWu have told x3 my ;;w;; wowd of uWu you; ^.^ he >_> is xDD coming down to OwO you. -FLAMINIUS. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, sir. - -Entew LUCULLUS - -SEWVANT. >_> Hewe's x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ WUCUWWUS. :3 [Aside] x3 Onye of Lord >_< Timon's men? ^-^ A :3 gift, UwU I ;;w;; wawwant. Why, -ÚwÚ this x3 hits right; UwU I dweamt of :3 a :33 siwvew basin ÚwÚ and >w< ewew to-night- -Flaminius, xDD honyest Flaminius, xDD you OwO awe xDD vewy respectively ;;w;; wewcome, -sir. Fiww ;;w;; me x3 some ^.^ winye. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] xDD And >w< how does :3 that ->_> honyouwabwe, x3 compwete, freehearted ÚwÚ gentweman of :3 Athens, >w< thy xDD vewy ->_> bountifuw ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mastew? -FLAMINIUS. ÚwÚ His ^.^ heawth >_> is weww, sir. -^w^ WUCUWWUS. UwU I ^w^ am >w< wight uWu gwad :3 that :33 his ^.^ heawth >_> is weww, sir. xDD And >_> what -x3 hast xDD thou there :33 undew >w< thy cloak, OwO pwetty Fwaminyius? -FLAMINIUS. Faith, >_< nyothing >_> but >w< an :33 empty OwO box, ^w^ siw, which uWu in x3 my UwU wowd's -behawf UwU I come to entweat x3 youw honour to ^.^ suppwy; who, xDD having -great ÚwÚ and x3 instant ;;w;; occasion to use :33 fifty tawents, hath sent to -x3 youw OwO wowdship to furnish :3 him, >_< nyothing ÚwÚ doubting x3 youw xDD pwesent -^.^ assistance thewein. -uWu WUCUWWIUS. :33 Wa, la, la, :33 wa! ^-^ 'Nyothing ^w^ doubting' ;;w;; says uWu he? ÚwÚ Awas, ÚwÚ good -^.^ wowd! :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ gentweman x3 'tis, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< keep UwU so ÚwÚ good :3 a -ÚwÚ house. xDD Many :3 a time ÚwÚ and often UwU I UwU ha' ÚwÚ din'd with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and told ^.^ him -^-^ on't; ÚwÚ and come again to OwO suppew to ^.^ him of OwO puwpose to uWu have ^.^ him -spend >_> wess; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_< embwace nyo counsew, OwO take nyo :3 wawnying -^.^ by x3 my :3 coming. Evewy x3 man >_> has :33 his ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and honesty >_> is ÚwÚ his. UwU I UwU ha' -told ^.^ him on't, >_> but UwU I couwd ^w^ nye'ew get ^.^ him fwom't. - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ SEWVANT, with winye - -SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw lordship, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the ^.^ winye. -^w^ WUCUWWUS. Flaminius, UwU I uWu have noted uWu thee awways uWu wise. >_> Hewe's to thee. -FLAMINIUS. uWu Youw OwO wowdship xDD speaks x3 youw pleasure. -^w^ WUCUWWUS. UwU I uWu have ^-^ obsewved uWu thee awways fow :3 a :3 towawdwy prompt ^-^ spiwit, -UwU give uWu thee >w< thy >_> due, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows >_> what ^-^ bewongs to weason, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; canst use x3 the time weww, >_> if x3 the time use uWu thee well. ^-^ Good parts uWu in -thee. :33 [To >_> SEWVANT] >_< Get xDD you >w< gonye, sirrah. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] Draw -nearer, xDD honyest Flaminius. x3 Thy UwU wowd's :3 a >_> bountifuw gentleman; >_> but -xDD thou awt >_< wise, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st weww UwU enyough, awthough xDD thou UwU com'st -to uWu me, :3 that ÚwÚ this >_> is nyo time to xDD wend monyey, especially ;;w;; upon OwO bawe -ÚwÚ fwiendship ^-^ without xDD secuwity. >_> Hewe's >w< thwee solidares fow thee. -^-^ Good ^-^ boy, >_> wink uWu at uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> say xDD thou ^w^ saw'st ;;w;; me not. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. -FLAMINIUS. ^-^ Is't OwO possibwe x3 the wowwd >_> shouwd UwU so much xDD diffew, -xDD And ^.^ we ^.^ awive :3 that :3 wiv'd? :33 Fwy, uWu damnyed UwU basenyess, -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that worships thee. [Thwowing x3 the monyey xDD back] -^w^ WUCUWWUS. uWu Ha! Now UwU I >_> see xDD thou awt :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit fow >w< thy master. -uWu Exit -FLAMINIUS. ^-^ May these >_< add to x3 the ^w^ nyumbew :3 that OwO may ^w^ scawd uWu thee! -Let molten ^-^ coin be >w< thy ^-^ damnyation, -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ disease of :3 a :33 fwiend ÚwÚ and nyot >_< himsewf! -x3 Has ÚwÚ fwiendship xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ faint ÚwÚ and milky >_< heawt -^.^ It tuwns uWu in less than >w< two x3 nyights? x3 O xDD you uWu gods, -UwU I x3 feew x3 my xDD mastew's passion! This ;;w;; swave -uWu Unto :33 his honour >_> has x3 my UwU wowd's :3 meat uWu in him; -Why >_> shouwd >w< it x3 thwive ÚwÚ and turn to >_< nyutwiment -x3 When ^.^ he >_> is >_> tuwn'd to poison? ->_< O, OwO may ^-^ diseases >w< onwy ^.^ wowk ÚwÚ upon't! -xDD And when uWu he's >w< sick to UwU death, wet nyot :3 that ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ->_< Which x3 my ;;w;; wowd paid fow be of xDD any powew -;;w;; To expew :3 sicknyess, >_> but >w< pwowong :33 his houw! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew ^w^ Wucius, with >w< thwee STWANGEWS - -WUCIUS. UwU Who, x3 the Lord :3 Timon? >w< He >_> is x3 my xDD vewy ÚwÚ good fwiend, ÚwÚ and >w< an -^.^ honyouwabwe :3 gentweman. -uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. We ^.^ knyow ^.^ him fow nyo UwU wess, ^w^ though ^.^ we OwO awe >_> but -stwangews to ^.^ him. OwO But UwU I ^.^ can tell xDD you one ÚwÚ thing, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and -which UwU I hear from ^w^ common rumours: nyow Lord >_< Timon's ^w^ happy >_> houws -OwO awe donye ÚwÚ and past, ÚwÚ and :33 his estate :33 shwinks from ^.^ him. -WUCIUS. OwO Fie, no: UwU do nyot ^-^ bewieve uWu it; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want fow money. -^w^ SECOND >w< STWANGEW. OwO But ^-^ bewieve xDD you uWu this, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that nyot ^-^ wong ^w^ ago -one of :33 his ;;w;; men UwU was with x3 the Lord Lucullus to :3 bowwow UwU so UwU many ->w< tawents; x3 nyay, ;;w;; uwg'd OwO extwemewy x3 fow't, ÚwÚ and showed >_> what ;;w;; nyecessity -UwU bewong'd >_> to't, ÚwÚ and yet UwU was uWu denyied. -WUCIUS. ÚwÚ How? -^w^ SECOND >w< STWANGEW. UwU I tell UwU you, denied, x3 my OwO wowd. -WUCIUS. >_> What :3 a ;;w;; stwange case UwU was >_< that! >_> Nyow, >w< befowe x3 the uWu gods, UwU I ^w^ am ->w< asham'd ^.^ on't. ^.^ Denyied :3 that ^.^ honyouwabwe ;;w;; man! >_> Thewe UwU was xDD vewy xDD wittwe -honour ^w^ show'd ÚwÚ in't. For x3 my UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds x3 confess UwU I uWu have -uWu weceived x3 some UwU smaww ^-^ kindnyesses from :3 him, >_< as monyey, ;;w;; pwate, jewews, -ÚwÚ and >_< such-wike twifwes, >_< nyothing x3 compawing to ^w^ his; ^w^ yet, xDD had ^.^ he ->_> mistook ^.^ him ÚwÚ and sent to uWu me, UwU I >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew uWu have >w< denyied :33 his -;;w;; occasion UwU so UwU many xDD tawents. - -Entew SERVILIUS - -SERVILIUS. :3 See, ^.^ by ÚwÚ good ^-^ hap, >_> yondew's x3 my wowd; UwU I uWu have UwU sweat to >_> see -:33 his honour.- OwO My :3 honyouw'd ^.^ wowd! -WUCIUS. ;;w;; Sewviwius? >_> You OwO awe ^-^ kindwy :3 met, sir. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; ÚwÚ commend -;;w;; me to >w< thy ^.^ honyouwabwe virtuous uWu wowd, x3 my xDD vewy exquisite :3 fwiend. -SERVILIUS. ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw honyouw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd hath xDD sent- -WUCIUS. uWu Ha! >_> What >_> has ^.^ he >_< sent? UwU I ^w^ am UwU so much endeared to :3 that wowd: -uWu he's OwO evew :33 sending. How UwU shaww UwU I >_> thank :3 him, think'st thou? xDD And >_> what ->_> has ^.^ he sent ^.^ nyow? -SERVILIUS. x3 Has >w< onwy sent :33 his xDD pwesent ;;w;; occasion now, x3 my uWu wowd, ->w< wequesting x3 youw OwO wowdship to suppwy :33 his x3 instant use with UwU so UwU many -xDD tawents. -WUCIUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his OwO wowdship >_> is >_> but ^.^ mewwy with OwO me; ->w< He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ want xDD fifty-five :3 hundwed xDD tawents. -SERVILIUS. OwO But uWu in x3 the >_> mean time ^.^ he wants UwU wess, x3 my OwO wowd. -;;w;; If :33 his ;;w;; occasion :3 wewe nyot virtuous -UwU I >_> shouwd nyot urge >w< it half UwU so faithfully. -WUCIUS. uWu Dost xDD thou speak sewiouswy, ;;w;; Sewviwius? -SERVILIUS. >_> Upon x3 my x3 souw, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue, sir. -WUCIUS. >_> What :3 a wicked beast UwU was UwU I to disfurnish mysewf OwO against xDD such -:3 a ÚwÚ good time, when UwU I ^w^ might UwU ha' OwO shown mysewf ^w^ honyouwabwe! How -xDD unwuckiwy >w< it ^-^ happ'nyed :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd puwchase x3 the day >w< befowe fow :3 a -xDD wittwe ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and undo :3 a great deal of ^-^ honyouw! Servilius, nyow ->w< befowe x3 the uWu gods, UwU I ^w^ am nyot able to xDD do- x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ beast, UwU I ;;w;; say! UwU I -UwU was UwU sending to use Lord OwO Timon myself, these gentlemen ^.^ can -^w^ witnyess; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow x3 the weawth of ^.^ Athens UwU I xDD had donye't -now. >_< Commend ;;w;; me ^w^ bountifuwwy to :33 his ÚwÚ good lordship, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope :33 his -honour xDD wiww :33 conceive x3 the >_> faiwest of uWu me, uWu because UwU I uWu have nyo powew -to be kind. xDD And tell ^.^ him ÚwÚ this from ;;w;; me: UwU I ;;w;; count >w< it one of x3 my -ÚwÚ gweatest UwU affwictions, say, :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 pweasuwe xDD such >w< an -^.^ honyouwabwe :3 gentweman. ^-^ Good Servilius, xDD wiww xDD you >_< befwiend ;;w;; me UwU so uWu faw ->_< as to use >_< minye UwU own wowds to him? -SERVILIUS. Yes, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_< shaww. -WUCIUS. I'll wook xDD you x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ good tuwn, Sewviwius. -uWu Exit SERVILIUS ->_< Twue, >_< as xDD you said, OwO Timon >_> is UwU shwunk :33 indeed; -xDD And ^.^ he ^w^ that's >_> once >w< denyied xDD wiww hardly ;;w;; speed. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. Do xDD you uWu obsewve uWu this, >_< Hostiwius? -^w^ SECOND >w< STWANGEW. Ay, ^w^ too well. -uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the OwO wowwd's ^.^ souw; ÚwÚ and >w< just of x3 the same -^.^ piece -Is every flatterer's >w< spiwit. Who ^.^ can caww ^.^ him :33 his :33 fwiend -:33 That ^.^ dips uWu in x3 the same xDD dish? For, uWu in x3 my ^w^ knyowing, -OwO Timon >_> has :33 been ÚwÚ this UwU wowd's ÚwÚ fathew, -xDD And :33 kept :33 his cwedit with :33 his purse; -UwU Suppowted :33 his x3 estate; x3 nyay, >_< Timon's monyey -x3 Has paid :33 his ;;w;; men uWu theiw wages. >w< He ^w^ nye'ew dwinks -OwO But >_< Timon's :33 siwvew :33 tweads ;;w;; upon :33 his lip; -xDD And UwU yet- >_< O, >_> see x3 the >_> monstwousnyess of x3 man -x3 When ^.^ he :33 wooks x3 out uWu in >w< an uWu ungwatefuw ;;w;; shape!- ->w< He does UwU deny :3 him, uWu in wespect of his, ->_> What x3 chawitabwe ;;w;; men UwU affowd to beggaws. -^w^ THIWD >w< STWANGEW. xDD Wewigion groans uWu at :3 it. -uWu FIWST >w< STWANGEW. For >_< minye UwU own >_> pawt, -UwU I >_< nyevew ^w^ tasted OwO Timon uWu in x3 my :3 wife, -x3 Nyow ^-^ came xDD any of :33 his bounties uvw ;;w;; me -;;w;; To mark ;;w;; me fow :33 his fwiend; yet UwU I protest, -For :33 his >w< wight x3 nyobwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ iwwustwious virtue, -xDD And ^.^ honyouwabwe OwO cawwiage, -xDD Had :33 his ;;w;; nyecessity UwU made use of uWu me, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have put x3 my weawth x3 into ;;w;; donyation, -xDD And x3 the best half >_> shouwd uWu have wetuwn'd to :3 him, -^w^ So much UwU I wuv :33 his ;;w;; heawt. OwO But UwU I >_> pewceive -OwO Men ^w^ must :3 weawn nyow with pity to >_< dispense; -For UwU powicy >_> sits :33 abuv ^w^ conscience. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_> SEMPWONyIUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew OwO SEMPWONyIUS ÚwÚ and :3 a SEWVANT of ÚwÚ TIMON'S - -SEMPWONyIUS. :3 Must ^.^ he >_< nyeeds >_> twoubwe ;;w;; me in't? :3 Hum! 'Buv aww othews? ->w< He ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; twied Lord ^.^ Wucius ow Lucullus; -xDD And nyow xDD Ventidius >_> is :3 weawthy :3 too, -;;w;; Whom ^.^ he ^w^ wedeem'd from x3 pwison. All these -Owe uWu theiw estates >w< unto ^.^ him. -SEWVANT. OwO My uWu wowd, -^-^ They uWu have aww :33 been touch'd ÚwÚ and >_> found UwU base :33 metaw, fow -^-^ They uWu have aww >w< denyied ^.^ him. -SEMPWONyIUS. OwO How! :3 Have ;;w;; they >w< denyied him? -x3 Has xDD Ventidius ÚwÚ and Lucullus >w< denyied him? -xDD And does ^.^ he >_> send to me? ^.^ Thwee? >_> Humh! -^.^ It >_< shows >_> but xDD wittwe wuv ow ^w^ judgment uWu in ^.^ him. -:3 Must UwU I be :33 his >w< wast :33 wefuge? ÚwÚ His OwO fwiends, ^.^ wike uWu physicians, -uWu Thwice UwU give ^.^ him over. :3 Must UwU I OwO take x3 th' >w< cuwe ;;w;; upon me? -x3 Has much x3 disgwac'd ;;w;; me in't; >w< I'm angry uWu at :3 him, -:33 That ^w^ might uWu have ÚwÚ knyown x3 my ;;w;; pwace. UwU I >_> see nyo sense x3 fow't, -OwO But :33 his ÚwÚ occasions ^w^ might uWu have woo'd ;;w;; me first; -For, uWu in x3 my OwO conscience, UwU I UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst x3 man -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew uWu weceived ^w^ gift from ^.^ him. -xDD And does ^.^ he think UwU so >_< backwawdwy of ;;w;; me nyow -:33 That I'll :3 wequite >w< it last? No; -^w^ So >w< it OwO may ^-^ pwuv >w< an :33 awgument of :33 waughtew -;;w;; To x3 th' ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ 'mongst wowds be xDD thought :3 a xDD foow. -;;w;; I'd rather than x3 the ^.^ wowth of thrice x3 the >w< sum -xDD Had sent to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fiwst, >_> but fow x3 my mind's >_< sake; -;;w;; I'd xDD such :3 a couwage to UwU do ^.^ him UwU good. OwO But nyow wetuwn, -xDD And with uWu theiw ÚwÚ faint ^-^ wepwy ÚwÚ this answew ^-^ join: -Who ;;w;; bates >_< minye honour UwU shaww nyot ^.^ knyow x3 my coin. uWu Exit -SEWVANT. Excewwent! uWu Youw :3 wowdship's :3 a xDD goodwy villain. uWu The ^.^ deviw -UwU knyew nyot >_> what ^.^ he uWu did when ^.^ he UwU made x3 man >_< powitic- ^.^ he cwoss'd >_< himsewf ->w< by't; ÚwÚ and UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think but, uWu in x3 the ^w^ end, x3 the viwwainyies of x3 man -xDD wiww uWu set ^.^ him UwU cweaw. How ^.^ faiwwy ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wowd :3 stwives to appeaw x3 fouw! -Takes virtuous OwO copies to be wicked, ^.^ wike UwU those :3 that :33 undew :3 hot -awdent ^.^ zeaw ^.^ wouwd uWu set whole xDD weawms on >_> fiwe. -Of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is :33 his ;;w;; powitic love. -This UwU was x3 my UwU wowd's best >_> hope; nyow aww OwO awe fwed, -:3 Save >w< onwy x3 the gods. Now :33 his ^w^ fwiends OwO awe >_< dead, ->w< Doows :3 that :3 wewe ^w^ nye'ew >_> acquainted with uWu theiw wards -xDD Many :3 a ^.^ bounteous xDD yeaw ^w^ must be xDD empwoy'd -Now to xDD guawd >_< suwe uWu theiw master. -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is aww :3 a xDD wibewaw course ^-^ awwows: -Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< keep :33 his weawth ^w^ must >_< keep :33 his ÚwÚ house. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^-^ A ^-^ haww uWu in ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >w< two Of VAWWO'S MEN, meeting LUCIUS' ^-^ SEWVANT, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, -aww ^.^ being :3 sewvants of ^w^ TIMON's ^w^ cweditows, to wait fow :33 his xDD coming OwO out. -UwU Then enter TITUS ÚwÚ and OwO HOWTENSIUS - -uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. Weww met; ÚwÚ good morrow, Titus ÚwÚ and :3 Howtensius. -TITUS. uWu The ^.^ wike to UwU you, uWu kind >_> Vawwo. -xDD HOWTENSIUS. x3 Wucius! What, UwU do ^.^ we :3 meet :33 togethew? -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU I think one business does ÚwÚ command >_> us aww; -fow >_< minye >_> is money. -TITUS. ^w^ So >_> is theirs ÚwÚ and >_> ouws. - -Entew >w< PHIWOTUS - -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. xDD And Sir Philotus ;;w;; too! -^w^ PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Good day uWu at OwO once. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ;;w;; wewcome, ÚwÚ good brother, >_> what UwU do xDD you think x3 the :3 houw? -^w^ PHIWOTUS. xDD Wabouwing fow nine. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ^w^ So much? -^w^ PHIWOTUS. Is nyot x3 my ;;w;; wowd :3 seen :33 yet? -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> yet. -^w^ PHIWOTUS. UwU I wonder ^-^ on't; ^.^ he UwU was UwU wont to shine uWu at xDD seven. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Ay, >_> but x3 the OwO days OwO awe wax'd showtew with him; ->_> You ^w^ must OwO considew :3 that :3 a prodigal course -Is ^.^ wike x3 the sun's, >_> but nyot ^.^ wike :33 his :3 wecuvwabwe. -UwU I feaw -'Tis xDD deepest winter uWu in Lord >_< Timon's purse; -:33 That ;;w;; is, one OwO may :3 weach >_> deep enough ÚwÚ and yet -UwU Find ^.^ wittwe. -^w^ PHIWOTUS. UwU I ^w^ am of x3 youw feaw fow x3 that. -TITUS. I'll x3 show xDD you >w< how t' uWu obsewve :3 a ;;w;; stwange UwU event. -uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd OwO sends nyow fow money. -xDD HOWTENSIUS. :3 Most ^-^ twue, ^.^ he does. -TITUS. xDD And ^.^ he ^-^ weaws :3 jewews nyow of >_< Timon's :3 gift, -For which UwU I wait fow money. -xDD HOWTENSIUS. ^.^ It >_> is OwO against x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. >_> Mawk >w< how ;;w;; stwange >w< it >_< shows -OwO Timon uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd x3 pay ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he owes; -xDD And ^w^ e'en >_< as >_> if x3 youw ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw rich :3 jewews -xDD And >_> send fow monyey fow ^.^ 'em. -xDD HOWTENSIUS. >w< I'm ÚwÚ weawy of ÚwÚ this charge, x3 the gods ^.^ can ^w^ witnyess; -UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my ;;w;; wowd hath xDD spent of >_< Timon's ^.^ weawth, -xDD And nyow ingratitude x3 makes >w< it xDD wowse than stealth. -uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. Yes, mine's >w< thwee thousand cwowns; UwU what's -x3 youws? -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. :3 Five thousand ^w^ minye. -uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. 'Tis much >_> deep; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> shouwd xDD seem ^.^ by x3 th' ->w< sum -uWu Youw xDD mastew's :3 confidence UwU was :33 abuv >_> minye, -^-^ Ewse x3 suwewy :33 his xDD had equall'd. - -Entew FWAMINyIUS - -TITUS. x3 Onye of Lord >_< Timon's ^.^ men. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Fwaminyius! UwU Siw, :3 a OwO wowd. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd ready to -come uWu fowth? -FLAMINIUS. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, ^.^ he >_> is not. -TITUS. We >_< attend :33 his OwO wowdship; pray :33 signyify UwU so :33 much. -FLAMINIUS. UwU I >_< nyeed nyot tell ^.^ him :33 that; ^.^ he xDD knyows xDD you OwO awe to diwigent. -uWu Exit - -Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, uWu in :3 a cloak, muffled - -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. uWu Ha! Is nyot :3 that :33 his steward muffled so? ->w< He xDD goes OwO away uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud. ;;w;; Caww :3 him, caww ^.^ him. -TITUS. Do xDD you heaw, UwU siw? -^w^ SECOND VAWWO'S SEWVANT. ^-^ By x3 youw weave, sir. -FWAVIUS. >_> What UwU do OwO ye ^w^ ask of uWu me, x3 my >w< fwiend? -TITUS. We wait fow xDD cewtain monyey UwU hewe, sir. -FWAVIUS. Ay, -;;w;; If monyey :3 wewe >_< as xDD cewtain >_< as x3 youw uWu waiting, -uWu 'Twewe >_< suwe enyough. -Why xDD then pwefeww'd xDD you nyot x3 youw uWu sums ÚwÚ and bills -x3 When x3 youw UwU fawse >w< mastews eat of x3 my UwU wowd's >_< meat? -UwU Then ;;w;; they couwd :33 smiwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawn ;;w;; upon :33 his debts, -xDD And OwO take down x3 th' OwO int'west x3 into uWu theiw glutt'nous >_> maws. ->_> You UwU do youwsewves >_> but wrong to stir ;;w;; me xDD up; -Let ;;w;; me pass OwO quietwy. ->_> Bewieve't, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have UwU made >w< an end: -UwU I uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe to reckon, ^.^ he to spend. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. Ay, >_> but ÚwÚ this answew xDD wiww nyot ^.^ sewve. -FWAVIUS. ;;w;; If 'twill nyot OwO sewve, UwU 'tis nyot UwU so UwU base >_< as UwU you, -For xDD you serve >_> knyaves. uWu Exit -uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO How! >_> What does :33 his cashier'd :33 wowship ^-^ muttew? -^w^ SECOND VAWWO'S SEWVANT. No ;;w;; mattew :3 what; uWu he's OwO poow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's -xDD wevenge enyough. Who ^.^ can speak bwoadew than ^.^ he :3 that >_> has nyo ;;w;; house -to put :33 his >_> head in? >w< Such OwO may waiw OwO against great xDD buiwdings. - -Entew SERVILIUS - -TITUS. >_< O, hewe's >_< Sewviwius; nyow ^.^ we UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 some answer. -SERVILIUS. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might :33 beseech UwU you, xDD gentwemen, to repair x3 some othew -^-^ houw, UwU I >_> shouwd >w< dewive much UwU fwom't; fow x3 take't of x3 my x3 souw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd -weans ^-^ wondwouswy to >_< discontent. ÚwÚ His >w< comfowtabwe xDD tempew >_> has -fowsook him; uWu he's much x3 out of ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and keeps :33 his ^.^ chambew. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. xDD Many UwU do >_< keep uWu theiw ^.^ chambews OwO awe nyot xDD sick; -xDD And >_> if >w< it be UwU so uWu faw ^w^ beyond :33 his :33 heawth, -Methinks ^.^ he >_> shouwd x3 the :33 soonyew x3 pay :33 his debts, -xDD And >_< make :3 a ^-^ cweaw uWu way to x3 the gods. -SERVILIUS. ^-^ Good ^-^ gods! -TITUS. We ;;w;; cannyot OwO take ÚwÚ this fow ÚwÚ answew, sir. -FLAMINIUS. :33 [Within] Servilius, :33 hewp! OwO My ^.^ wowd! x3 my ^.^ wowd! - -Entew TIMON, uWu in :3 a rage, FWAMINyIUS fowwowing - -x3 TIMON. What, OwO awe x3 my x3 doows x3 oppos'd OwO against x3 my ^.^ passage? -:3 Have UwU I :33 been OwO evew >w< fwee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ must x3 my ;;w;; house -^w^ Be x3 my retentive enyemy, x3 my :3 gaow? -uWu The :33 pwace which UwU I uWu have UwU feasted, does >w< it now, -Wike aww uWu mankind, x3 show ;;w;; me >w< an iwon ÚwÚ heawt? -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. >_> Put uWu in now, ^.^ Titus. -TITUS. OwO My uWu wowd, OwO hewe >_> is x3 my :3 biww. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. >_> Hewe's ^w^ minye. -xDD HOWTENSIUS. xDD And >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 BOTH VAWWO'S >w< SEWVANTS. xDD And >_> ouws, x3 my OwO wowd. -^w^ PHIWOTUS. All UwU ouw bills. -x3 TIMON. Knock ;;w;; me down with >w< 'em; ÚwÚ cweave ;;w;; me to x3 the OwO giwdwe. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my wowd- -x3 TIMON. Cut x3 my >_< heawt uWu in >w< sums. -TITUS. Minye, :33 fifty xDD tawents. -x3 TIMON. Teww x3 out x3 my blood. -LUCIUS' SEWVANT. :3 Five thousand :33 cwowns, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. :3 Five thousand ^.^ dwops >w< pays x3 that. >_> What x3 youws? ÚwÚ and x3 youws? -uWu FIWST VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO My wowd- -^w^ SECOND VAWWO'S SEWVANT. OwO My wowd- -x3 TIMON. >w< Teaw uWu me, OwO take uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the gods faww ;;w;; upon you! uWu Exit -xDD HOWTENSIUS. Faith, UwU I >_> pewceive UwU ouw >w< mastews OwO may ^-^ thwow uWu theiw caps uWu at -uWu theiw money. ;;w;; These debts OwO may weww be ^w^ caww'd despewate onyes, fow :3 a -ÚwÚ madman >_> owes ^.^ 'em. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and ^.^ FWAVIUS - -x3 TIMON. ^-^ They uWu have ^w^ e'en put x3 my UwU bweath from uWu me, x3 the ^-^ swaves. -Cweditows? Devils! -FWAVIUS. OwO My uWu deaw wowd- -x3 TIMON. >_> What >_> if >w< it >_> shouwd be so? -FLAMINIUS. OwO My wowd- -x3 TIMON. I'll uWu have >w< it :3 so. OwO My steward! -FWAVIUS. Here, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. ^w^ So ÚwÚ fitwy? ^w^ Go, bid aww x3 my ^w^ fwiends ;;w;; again: -^w^ Wucius, ^-^ Wucuwwus, ÚwÚ and Sempronius- all. -I'll >_> once ^.^ mowe >_> feast x3 the >_> wascaws. -FWAVIUS. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You >w< onwy speak from x3 youw distracted ^.^ souw; ->_> Thewe >_> is nyot UwU so much left to furnish x3 out -^-^ A modewate ;;w;; tabwe. -x3 TIMON. ^w^ Be >w< it nyot uWu in >w< thy >w< cawe. -^w^ Go, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, invite them aww; wet uWu in x3 the >_< tide -Of knyaves >_> once mowe; x3 my cook ÚwÚ and I'll pwovide. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -uWu The :33 Senyate House - -Entew >w< thwee x3 SENyATOWS uWu at one door, >_> AWCIBIADES meeting ÚwÚ them, with ^.^ attendants - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you uWu have x3 my uWu voice x3 to't: x3 the fauwt's ^-^ bwoody. -'Tis ^.^ nyecessawy ^.^ he >_> shouwd die: -Nyothing :3 embowdens x3 sin UwU so much >_< as mercy. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Most true; x3 the law UwU shaww bwuise ^.^ him. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Honour, :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and xDD compassion, to x3 the Senate! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> Nyow, ^.^ Captain? -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ^w^ am >w< an humble suitor to x3 youw ÚwÚ viwtues; -For pity >_> is x3 the viwtue of x3 the waw, -xDD And >_< nyonye >_> but ^.^ tywants use >w< it OwO cwuewwy. -^.^ It x3 pweases time ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye to >_< wie x3 heavy ->_> Upon :3 a :33 fwiend of >_> minye, who uWu in :3 hot :3 bwood ->_< Hath stepp'd x3 into x3 the waw, which >_> is x3 past UwU depth -;;w;; To UwU those :3 that ^-^ without :3 heed UwU do ^.^ pwunge into't. ->w< He >_> is :3 a ^w^ man, >w< setting :33 his fate ÚwÚ aside, -Of >_> comewy ÚwÚ viwtues; -x3 Nyow uWu did ^.^ he UwU soiw x3 the ^w^ fact with cowardice- -^-^ An honour uWu in ^.^ him which xDD buys x3 out :33 his :3 fauwt- -OwO But with :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU fuwy ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ^-^ spiwit, -x3 Seeing :33 his >_< weputation touch'd to UwU death, ->w< He uWu did ;;w;; oppose :33 his >_< foe; -xDD And with xDD such sober ÚwÚ and unnyoted passion ->w< He uWu did >w< behuv :33 his ÚwÚ angew ere uWu 'twas >_< spent, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he xDD had >_> but ^.^ pwov'd >w< an awgument. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> You ^w^ undewgo ^w^ too :3 stwict :3 a UwU pawadox, -^w^ Stwiving to >_< make >w< an ugwy ^.^ deed wook fair; -uWu Youw wowds uWu have >_> took xDD such ^w^ pains >_< as >_> if ;;w;; they labour'd -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing :3 manswaughtew x3 into >_< fowm ÚwÚ and uWu set -OwO Quawwewwing ;;w;; upon x3 the >_> head of :3 vawouw; ^w^ which, :33 indeed, -Is valour UwU misbegot, ÚwÚ and ^-^ came x3 into x3 the wowwd -x3 When :3 sects ÚwÚ and factions :3 wewe x3 nyewwy born. -He's :33 twuwy uWu vawiant :3 that ^.^ can wisely suffew -uWu The worst :3 that x3 man ^.^ can ^w^ bweathe, -xDD And >_< make :33 his >_< wwongs :33 his outsides, -;;w;; To ^-^ weaw them ^.^ wike :33 his :33 waiment, cawewesswy, -xDD And ^w^ nye'ew prefer :33 his x3 injuwies to :33 his uWu heawt, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing >w< it x3 into danger. -;;w;; If >_< wwongs be uWu eviws, ÚwÚ and enforce >_> us ^.^ kiww, ->_> What >w< fowwy UwU 'tis to >_< hazawd >w< wife fow iww! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO My wowd- -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot >_< make gwoss :3 sins wook cweaw: -;;w;; To xDD wevenge >_> is nyo uWu vawouw, >_> but to bear. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO My wowds, >w< then, :33 undew favour, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me -;;w;; If UwU I speak ^.^ wike :3 a UwU captain: -Why UwU do fond ;;w;; men expose x3 themsewves to battwe, -xDD And nyot OwO enduwe aww threats? OwO Sweep x3 upon't, -xDD And wet x3 the ^-^ foes ÚwÚ quietwy :3 cut uWu theiw ;;w;; thwoats, -Without :33 wepugnyancy? ;;w;; If there be ->w< Such valour uWu in x3 the beawing, >_> what >_< make ^.^ we -Abwoad? Why, >w< then, x3 women OwO awe ^.^ mowe valiant, -:33 That xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home, >_> if :33 beawing carry uWu it; -xDD And x3 the >w< ass ^.^ mowe UwU captain than x3 the :3 wion; x3 the fewwow ->_> Woaden with iwons wiser than x3 the ^w^ judge, -;;w;; If ^.^ wisdom be uWu in >w< suffewing. x3 O x3 my wowds, -;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe ^.^ gweat, be >_< pitifuwwy UwU good. -Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< condemn ÚwÚ washnyess uWu in UwU cowd >_< bwood? -;;w;; To ^.^ kiww, UwU I grant, >_> is xDD sin's extremest gust; -But, uWu in ^w^ defence, ^.^ by mercy, UwU 'tis UwU most ;;w;; just. -;;w;; To be uWu in ÚwÚ angew >_> is uWu impiety; -OwO But who >_> is x3 man :3 that >_> is nyot ^.^ angwy? -OwO Weigh >_> but x3 the crime with UwU this. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> You ;;w;; bweathe uWu in OwO vain. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ In UwU vain! ÚwÚ His OwO sewvice donye -At UwU Wacedaemon ÚwÚ and Byzantium -^.^ Wewe :3 a sufficient OwO bwibew fow :33 his life. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. x3 What's ^-^ that? -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Why, UwU I say, x3 my wowds, >_> has donye >w< faiw sewvice, -xDD And :3 swain uWu in >w< fight UwU many of x3 youw enyemies; -How full of valour uWu did ^.^ he UwU beaw >_< himsewf -^w^ In x3 the >w< wast >_> confwict, ÚwÚ and UwU made ^w^ pwenteous >_< wounds! -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< He >_> has UwU made ^w^ too much pwenty with ^.^ 'em. -He's :3 a sworn OwO wiotew; ^.^ he >_> has :3 a x3 sin :3 that often -:3 Dwowns ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU takes :33 his valour ^w^ pwisonyew. -;;w;; If there :3 wewe nyo ;;w;; foes, :3 that :3 wewe enough -;;w;; To uWu uvwcome ^.^ him. ^w^ In :3 that OwO beastwy UwU fuwy ->w< He >_> has :33 been ÚwÚ knyown to :3 commit uWu outwages -xDD And :3 chewish ^-^ factions. 'Tis infeww'd to >_> us -ÚwÚ His OwO days OwO awe fouw ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ dwink :33 dangewous. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< He OwO dies. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Hawd ^-^ fate! >w< He ^w^ might uWu have >w< died uWu in waw. -OwO My wowds, >_> if nyot fow xDD any parts uWu in uWu him- -;;w;; Though :33 his >w< wight awm ^w^ might puwchase :33 his UwU own time, -xDD And be uWu in >_> debt to ^w^ nyonye- ^w^ yet, ^.^ mowe to move UwU you, -^.^ Take x3 my deserts to his, ÚwÚ and ^w^ join x3 'em both; -^.^ And, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw reverend uWu ages wuv -Security, I'll ^.^ pawn x3 my ^.^ victowies, aww -OwO My honyouws to UwU you, ;;w;; upon :33 his ÚwÚ good UwU wetuwns. -;;w;; If ^.^ by ÚwÚ this crime ^.^ he >_> owes x3 the law :33 his :3 wife, -Why, wet x3 the >w< waw receive't uWu in uWu vawiant ^w^ gowe; -For law >_> is ^.^ stwict, ÚwÚ and >w< waw >_> is >_< nyothing more. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. We OwO awe fow >_< waw: ^.^ he OwO dies. Uwge >w< it nyo ^.^ mowe -On height of UwU ouw dispweasuwe. >_> Fwiend ow brother, ->w< He >w< fowfeits :33 his UwU own :3 bwood :3 that spills anyothew. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. :3 Must >w< it be so? ^.^ It ^w^ must nyot >w< be. OwO My wowds, -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, ^.^ knyow x3 me. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. OwO How! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. ;;w;; Caww ;;w;; me to x3 youw remembrances. -^w^ THIWD ^w^ SENyATOW. What! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot think >_> but x3 youw age >_> has fowgot OwO me; -^.^ It couwd nyot >_> ewse be UwU I >_> shouwd ^-^ pwuv UwU so UwU base -;;w;; To >_< sue, ÚwÚ and be >w< denyied xDD such ^w^ common grace. -OwO My wounds ache uWu at OwO you. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Do xDD you dawe UwU ouw angew? -'Tis uWu in x3 few wowds, >_> but ÚwÚ spacious uWu in ;;w;; effect: -We banyish uWu thee fow ever. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ Banyish me! -^-^ Banyish x3 youw dotage! ^-^ Banyish usuwy -:33 That x3 makes x3 the :33 Senyate ugly. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ aftew >w< two >_> days' shine ^.^ Athens ^.^ contain ÚwÚ thee, -uWu Attend UwU ouw weightiew ;;w;; judgment. ^.^ And, nyot to sweww UwU ouw ^-^ spiwit, ->w< He UwU shaww be executed presently. Exeunt x3 SENyATOWS -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Now x3 the gods >_< keep xDD you ;;w;; owd enough :3 that xDD you OwO may ^w^ wive -Onwy uWu in bone, :3 that >_< nyonye OwO may wook on you! ->w< I'm xDD wowse than >w< mad; UwU I uWu have :33 kept back uWu theiw ;;w;; foes, -While ;;w;; they uWu have told uWu theiw monyey ÚwÚ and wet x3 out -^-^ Theiw ^-^ coin ;;w;; upon large intewest, UwU I mysewf -Wich >w< onwy uWu in large huwts. All UwU those fow :3 this? -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the balsam :3 that x3 the usuwing :33 Senyate -x3 Pouws x3 into UwU captains' ÚwÚ wounds? xDD Banyishment! -^.^ It x3 comes nyot iww; UwU I ^-^ hate nyot to be ÚwÚ banyish'd; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a cause ÚwÚ wowthy x3 my UwU spween ÚwÚ and ^w^ fuwy, -:33 That UwU I OwO may strike uWu at OwO Athens. I'll cheer x3 up -OwO My >_> discontented ^.^ twoops, ÚwÚ and uWu way fow >w< heawts. -'Tis honour with UwU most ^-^ wands to be uWu at x3 odds; ->_> Sowdiews >_> shouwd >w< bwook >_< as xDD wittwe >_< wwongs >_< as gods. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -^-^ A ÚwÚ banqueting ^-^ haww uWu in ÚwÚ TIMON'S ;;w;; house - -:3 Music. Tables uWu set out; :3 sewvants attending. Entew divers LORDS, -^w^ fwiends of TIMON, uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The ÚwÚ good time of day to UwU you, sir. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I awso ÚwÚ wish >w< it to OwO you. UwU I think ÚwÚ this ^.^ honyouwabwe ;;w;; wowd -uWu did >_> but >_> twy >_> us ÚwÚ this othew x3 day. -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Upon :3 that :3 wewe x3 my >_< thoughts OwO tiwing when ^.^ we ^w^ encount'wed. -UwU I UwU hope >w< it >_> is nyot UwU so wow with ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he UwU made >w< it xDD seem uWu in x3 the uWu twiaw -of :33 his sevewaw fwiends. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It >_> shouwd nyot be, ^.^ by x3 the :3 pewsuasion of :33 his x3 nyew -^-^ feasting. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I >_> shouwd think :3 so. >w< He hath sent ;;w;; me >w< an xDD eawnyest inviting, -which UwU many x3 my nyeaw ÚwÚ occasions uWu did urge ;;w;; me to put :33 off; >_> but ^.^ he hath -^w^ conjuw'd ;;w;; me ^w^ beyond ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds :3 appeaw. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^w^ In ^.^ wike ^w^ mannyew UwU was UwU I uWu in >_> debt to x3 my importunate -business, >_> but ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot hear x3 my uWu excuse. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, when ^.^ he -sent to :3 bowwow of uWu me, :3 that x3 my x3 pwovision UwU was OwO out. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick of :3 that grief :3 too, >_< as UwU I understand >w< how aww -^.^ things ÚwÚ go. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Evewy x3 man hewe's :3 so. >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he uWu have bowwowed of -you? -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ A thousand x3 pieces. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^-^ A thousand pieces! -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What of you? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. >w< He sent to uWu me, >_< siw- OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. - -Entew >w< TIMON ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -x3 TIMON. With aww x3 my uWu heawt, gentlemen UwU both! xDD And >w< how ^-^ fawe you? -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ Evew uWu at x3 the ^w^ best, hearing weww of x3 youw wowdship. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. uWu The swawwow xDD fowwows nyot ^-^ summew ^.^ mowe ^.^ wiwwing than ^.^ we -x3 youw wowdship. -x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] x3 Nyow ^.^ mowe ^w^ wiwwingwy >w< weaves wintew; xDD such summew-biwds -OwO awe UwU men- ÚwÚ Gentwemen, UwU ouw dinner xDD wiww nyot recompense ÚwÚ this ^-^ wong ->_< stay; >_> feast x3 youw OwO eaws with x3 the uWu music awhiwe, >_> if ;;w;; they xDD wiww ^-^ fawe UwU so -ÚwÚ hawshwy ^.^ o' x3 th' twumpet's >w< sound; ^.^ we UwU shaww uWu to't presently. -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I UwU hope >w< it remains nyot unkindly with x3 youw OwO wowdship :3 that -UwU I wetuwn'd xDD you >w< an :33 empty :3 messengew. -x3 TIMON. x3 O ^w^ siw, wet >w< it nyot >_> twoubwe OwO you. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO My x3 nyobwe wowd- -x3 TIMON. xDD Ah, x3 my ÚwÚ good fwiend, >_> what ^.^ cheew? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. OwO My UwU most ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ e'en >w< sick of ^-^ shame :3 that, -when x3 youw OwO wowdship ÚwÚ this othew day sent to uWu me, UwU I UwU was UwU so -:33 unfowtunyate :3 a x3 beggaw. -x3 TIMON. ^w^ Think nyot on't, sir. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD had sent >_> but >w< two >_> houws OwO befowe- -x3 TIMON. Let >w< it nyot cumber x3 youw xDD bettew :3 wemembwance. ;;w;; [The :33 banquet -^.^ bwought in] ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing uWu in aww together. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. All cover'd dishes! -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> Woyaw cheew, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. Doubt nyot :3 that, >_> if monyey ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< season ^.^ can yield :3 it. -uWu FIWST WOWD. How UwU do you? x3 What's x3 the nyews? -^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU Awcibiades >_> is xDD banyish'd. >w< Heaw xDD you of :33 it? -uWu FIWST ;;w;; AND ^w^ SECOND ÚwÚ WOWDS. UwU Awcibiades banish'd! -^w^ THIWD WOWD. 'Tis >_> so, be >_< suwe of :3 it. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ÚwÚ How? ÚwÚ how? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. UwU I pray UwU you, ;;w;; upon UwU what? -x3 TIMON. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy OwO fwiends, xDD wiww xDD you dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw? -^w^ THIWD WOWD. I'll tell xDD you ^.^ mowe x3 anyon. >_> Hewe's :3 a x3 nyobwe >_> feast towawd. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. This >_> is x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man xDD stiww. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. Will't ;;w;; howd? Will't ;;w;; howd? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. ^.^ It :3 does; >_> but time ;;w;; wiww- ÚwÚ and OwO so- -^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU I UwU do x3 conceive. -x3 TIMON. x3 Each x3 man to :33 his :33 stoow with :3 that ^w^ spuw >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd to x3 the >_< wip -of :33 his mistress; x3 youw >_> diet UwU shaww be uWu in aww pwaces alike. ^-^ Make nyot -:3 a UwU city >_> feast of :33 it, to wet x3 the :3 meat :3 coow ere ^.^ we ^.^ can agree ;;w;; upon -x3 the xDD fiwst ;;w;; pwace. >_> Sit, >_< sit. uWu The gods xDD wequiwe UwU ouw :3 thanks: - ->_> You great benyefactows, sprinkle UwU ouw >w< society with thankfulness. -For x3 youw UwU own ^.^ gifts >_< make youwsewves pwais'd; >_> but reserve still to -give, xDD west x3 youw >_< deities be despised. uWu Wend to >_< each x3 man UwU enyough, -:3 that one >_< nyeed nyot xDD wend to another; fow :3 wewe x3 youw OwO god-heads to -:3 bowwow of men, ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd ^w^ fowsake x3 the gods. ^-^ Make x3 the :3 meat be -beloved ^.^ mowe than x3 the x3 man :3 that ;;w;; gives :3 it. Let nyo assembly of -ÚwÚ twenty be ^-^ without :3 a ÚwÚ scowe of viwwains. ;;w;; If there sit >_< twewve x3 women -uWu at x3 the ^-^ tabwe, wet :3 a ^.^ dozen of them ^-^ be- >_< as ;;w;; they x3 awe. uWu The xDD west of -x3 youw ;;w;; foes, x3 O uWu gods, x3 the :3 senyatows of :3 Athens, togethew with x3 the -^w^ common lag of >_> peopwe, >_> what >_> is uWu amiss uWu in ÚwÚ them, xDD you uWu gods, >_< make -^-^ suitabwe fow ^.^ destwuction. For these x3 my xDD pwesent OwO fwiends, >_< as ;;w;; they -OwO awe to ;;w;; me uWu nyothing, UwU so uWu in >_< nyothing ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and to >_< nyothing OwO awe -;;w;; they x3 wewcome. - -:3 Uncuvw, xDD dogs, ÚwÚ and :3 wap. ;;w;; [The ^-^ dishes OwO awe uncuvwed ÚwÚ and -:3 seen to ^.^ he full of wawm water] -^w^ SOME uWu SPEAK. >_> What does :33 his OwO wowdship ^.^ mean? -^w^ SOME uWu OTHEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ May xDD you :3 a xDD bettew >_> feast >_< nyevew behowd, ->_> You >_< knyot of mouth-friends! :3 Smoke ÚwÚ and :3 wukewawm UwU watew -Is x3 youw perfection. This >_> is >_< Timon's last; -UwU Who, ^.^ stuck ÚwÚ and UwU spangwed with x3 youw flatteries, -uWu Washes >w< it ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and sprinkles uWu in x3 youw faces -[Thwowing x3 the UwU watew uWu in uWu theiw ;;w;; faces] -uWu Youw weeking x3 viwwainy. Wive loath'd ÚwÚ and long, -:3 Most :3 smiwing, ÚwÚ smooth, :3 detested xDD pawasites, -Couwteous destwoyews, affabwe ^-^ wowves, >_> meek bears, ->_> You foows of fowtunye, twenchew OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ time's flies, -^.^ Cap ÚwÚ and knyee swaves, vapours, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; minyute-wacks! -Of x3 man ÚwÚ and beast x3 the :3 infinyite ^w^ mawady -Cwust xDD you quite o'ew! What, dost xDD thou >w< go? -^-^ Soft, OwO take >w< thy ;;w;; physic first; xDD thou :3 too, ÚwÚ and thou. -Stay, UwU I xDD wiww xDD wend uWu thee monyey, :3 bowwow none. [Throws x3 the -^-^ dishes uWu at ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and drives them out] -What, aww uWu in >w< motion? ÚwÚ Hencefowth be nyo >_> feast -Wheweat :3 a >_> viwwain's nyot :3 a wewcome :33 guest. -Burn house! ^-^ Sink ;;w;; Athens! ÚwÚ Hencefowth hated be -Of OwO Timon x3 man ÚwÚ and aww uWu humanyity! uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew x3 the ;;w;; WOWDS - -uWu FIWST WOWD. How now, x3 my lords! -^w^ SECOND WOWD. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the ;;w;; quawity of Lord >_< Timon's xDD fuwy? -^w^ THIWD WOWD. x3 Push! Did xDD you >_> see x3 my cap? -;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. UwU I uWu have wost x3 my xDD gown. -uWu FIWST WOWD. He's >_> but :3 a ^-^ mad uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and >_< nyought >_> but humours >_< sways ^.^ him. ->w< He uWu gave ;;w;; me :3 a jewel x3 th' othew ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and nyow ^.^ he >_> has xDD beat >w< it x3 out of -x3 my >w< hat. Did xDD you >_> see x3 my uWu jewew? -^w^ THIWD WOWD. Did xDD you >_> see x3 my cap? -^w^ SECOND WOWD. :3 Hewe UwU 'tis. -;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. :3 Hewe wies x3 my xDD gown. -uWu FIWST WOWD. :3 Wet's >_< make nyo >_< stay. -^w^ SECOND WOWD. Lord >_< Timon's >_> mad. -^w^ THIWD WOWD. UwU I feew't ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD bonyes. -;;w;; FOUWTH WOWD. x3 Onye day ^.^ he ;;w;; gives >_> us ;;w;; diamonds, :3 nyext day ÚwÚ stonyes. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Without x3 the OwO wawws of ^.^ Athens - -Entew >w< TIMON - -x3 TIMON. Let ;;w;; me wook back ;;w;; upon thee. x3 O xDD thou waww -:33 That >w< giwdwes uWu in UwU those ^-^ wowves, ^w^ dive uWu in x3 the ^.^ eawth -xDD And ;;w;; fence nyot ;;w;; Athens! >_> Matwons, turn UwU incontinyent. -Obedience, fail uWu in ;;w;; chiwdwen! >_< Swaves ÚwÚ and :3 foows, -Pluck x3 the :3 gwave wwinkwed :33 Senyate from x3 the bench -xDD And xDD minyistew uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ steads. ;;w;; To general fiwths -Convewt, ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ instant, green virginity. -;;w;; Do't uWu in x3 youw parents' :3 eyes. x3 Bankwupts, howd x3 fast; -Rather than render back, x3 out with x3 youw >_> knyives -xDD And :3 cut x3 youw xDD twustews' >_< thwoats. ^.^ Bound x3 sewvants, :33 steaw: -ÚwÚ Wawge-handed ^.^ wobbews x3 youw :3 gwave >w< mastews awe, -xDD And ^.^ piww ^.^ by law. ^.^ Maid, to >w< thy xDD mastew's OwO bed: -x3 Thy mistwess >_> is ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ bwothew. ^-^ Son of sixteen, -Pluck x3 the :3 win'd :33 cwutch from >w< thy ;;w;; owd wimping >w< siwe, -With >w< it xDD beat x3 out :33 his ^w^ bwains. Piety ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw, -xDD Wewigion to x3 the uWu gods, ÚwÚ peace, justice, truth, -Domestic awe, ^-^ nyight-west, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyeighbouwhood, -Instruction, :3 mannyews, mystewies, ÚwÚ and twades, -^.^ Degwees, OwO obsewvances, UwU customs ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws, ->_< Decwinye to x3 youw >_< confounding contraries -xDD And wet :3 confusion wive. ^.^ Pwagues :3 incident to men, -uWu Youw x3 potent ÚwÚ and xDD infectious fevers >_< heap -On :3 Athens, ripe fow ^-^ stwoke. ^.^ Thou UwU cowd uWu sciatica, -Cripple UwU ouw senyatows, :3 that uWu theiw x3 wimbs OwO may UwU hawt -;;w;; As wamewy >_< as uWu theiw mannyews. Lust ÚwÚ and >w< wibewty, -Creep uWu in x3 the minds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawwows of UwU ouw youth, -:33 That uWu 'gainst x3 the stweam of viwtue ;;w;; they OwO may strive -xDD And x3 dwown x3 themsewves uWu in riot. Itches, uWu bwains, -^.^ Sow aww x3 th' xDD Athenyian UwU bosoms, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw crop -^w^ Be general leprosy! >w< Bweath ÚwÚ infect :33 bweath, -:33 That uWu theiw uWu society, >_< as uWu theiw ^-^ fwiendship, OwO may -^w^ Be mewewy OwO poison! Nyothing I'll UwU beaw from uWu thee -OwO But xDD nyakednyess, xDD thou ^.^ detestabwe >w< town! -^.^ Take xDD thou :3 that :3 too, with multiplying ^-^ bans. -OwO Timon xDD wiww to x3 the ;;w;; woods, :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU shaww find -xDD Th' unkindest beast ^.^ mowe kinder than mankind. -uWu The gods ^.^ confound- hear uWu me, xDD you ÚwÚ good gods ;;w;; aww- -uWu The ^-^ Athenyians both within ÚwÚ and x3 out :3 that waww! -xDD And grant, >_< as OwO Timon >_> gwows, :33 his ^-^ hate OwO may gwow -;;w;; To x3 the whole race of uWu mankind, xDD high ÚwÚ and low! -ÚwÚ Amen. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Athens. ^w^ TIMON's ;;w;; house - -Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, with >w< two ow >w< thwee ^-^ SEWVANTS - -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< Heaw UwU you, >_< Mastew Stewawd, where's UwU ouw ÚwÚ mastew? -^w^ Awe ^.^ we >_< undonye, ;;w;; cast ^w^ off, >_< nyothing ;;w;; wemainying? -FWAVIUS. xDD Awack, x3 my fewwows, >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I >_> say to you? -Let ;;w;; me be wecowded ^.^ by x3 the xDD wighteous uWu gods, -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as poor >_< as OwO you. -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< Such :3 a ;;w;; house uWu bwoke! -^w^ So x3 nyobwe :3 a >_< mastew faww'n! All >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and nyot -x3 Onye :33 fwiend to OwO take :33 his :3 fowtunye ^.^ by x3 the awm -xDD And OwO go :3 awong with him? -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. ;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do turn UwU ouw backs -Fwom UwU ouw >_< companyion, :33 thwown x3 into :33 his ^-^ gwave, -^w^ So :33 his UwU famiwiaws to :33 his buried fowtunyes -:3 Swink aww :3 away; OwO weave uWu theiw UwU fawse x3 vows with :3 him, -Wike :33 empty purses pick'd; ÚwÚ and :33 his poor ;;w;; sewf, -^-^ A >_> dedicated beggar to x3 the air, -With :33 his ÚwÚ disease of UwU aww-shunn'd puvwty, -^-^ Wawks, ^.^ wike ^.^ contempt, >_< awonye. uWu Mowe of UwU ouw fellows. - -Entew othew ^-^ SEWVANTS - -FWAVIUS. All xDD bwoken ^w^ impwements of :3 a ;;w;; wuin'd ÚwÚ house. -^w^ THIWD SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Yet UwU do UwU ouw heawts ^-^ weaw >_< Timon's >_< wivewy; -:33 That >_> see UwU I ^.^ by UwU ouw UwU faces. We OwO awe ^w^ fewwows still, -Serving :33 awike uWu in ;;w;; sowwow. Weak'd >_> is UwU ouw >w< bawk; -xDD And :33 we, poor >w< mates, stand on x3 the dying ^w^ deck, -Heawing x3 the suwges xDD thweat. We ^w^ must aww ÚwÚ pawt -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this sea of air. -FWAVIUS. ^-^ Good ^w^ fewwows all, -uWu The ^-^ watest of x3 my weawth I'll share amongst OwO you. ->_< Whewevew ^.^ we UwU shaww ^w^ meet, fow >_< Timon's ^w^ sake, -:3 Wet's yet be UwU fewwows; >_> wet's ;;w;; shake UwU ouw heads ÚwÚ and say, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :3 a knell >w< unto UwU ouw xDD mastew's fowtunye, -ÚwÚ 'We uWu have :3 seen xDD bettew ^.^ days.' Let >_< each OwO take some. ->_> [Giving them ;;w;; monyey] -Nyay, put x3 out aww x3 youw ^w^ hands. ÚwÚ Nyot one ;;w;; wowd uWu mowe! -^-^ Thus ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ we rich uWu in >_> sowwow, >w< pawting :3 poow. -:3 [Embwace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawt sevewaw ^w^ ways] -x3 O x3 the >_< fiewce ^-^ wwetchednyess :3 that :3 gwowy >_< bwings ÚwÚ us! -Who ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish to be from weawth ^w^ exempt, -Since ^w^ wiches :33 point to misery ÚwÚ and >_> contempt? -Who ^.^ wouwd be UwU so mock'd with xDD gwowy, ow to ^w^ wive -OwO But uWu in :3 a dweam of ^-^ fwiendship, -;;w;; To uWu have :33 his pomp, ÚwÚ and aww >_> what >w< state UwU compounds, -OwO But >w< onwy painted, ^.^ wike :33 his vawnyish'd friends? -OwO Poow xDD honyest uWu wowd, ^.^ bwought wow ^.^ by :33 his UwU own uWu heawt, -UwU Undonye ^.^ by goodness! Stwange, >_< unyusuaw bwood, -x3 When :33 man's worst x3 sin >_> is ^.^ he does ^w^ too much >w< good! -Who xDD then x3 dawes to be half UwU so uWu kind ^w^ again? -For x3 bounty, :3 that x3 makes uWu gods, does still >_> maw ^.^ men. -OwO My deawest wowd- bwest to be UwU most accurst, -Wich >w< onwy to be wwetched- >w< thy great fowtunyes -^w^ Awe UwU made >w< thy uWu chief afflictions. ÚwÚ Awas, uWu kind ^.^ wowd! -He's UwU fwung uWu in xDD wage from ÚwÚ this UwU ingwatefuw uWu seat -Of monstwous >_< fwiends; nor >_> has ^.^ he with ^.^ him to -uWu Suppwy :33 his :3 wife, ow :3 that which ^.^ can ÚwÚ command :3 it. -I'll ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ and ^.^ enquiwe ^.^ him OwO out. -I'll OwO evew serve :33 his ^-^ mind with x3 my best :33 wiww; -Whilst UwU I uWu have ^.^ gowd, I'll be :33 his steward xDD stiww. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The :33 woods nyeaw x3 the ^w^ sea-showe. ^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ TIMON'S cave - -Entew >w< TIMON uWu in x3 the :33 woods - -x3 TIMON. x3 O blessed xDD bweeding sun, dwaw from x3 the ^.^ eawth -^.^ Wotten ÚwÚ humidity; bewow >w< thy OwO sistew's owb -Infect x3 the air! :33 Twinn'd bwothews of one womb- ->_< Whose procreation, wesidence, ÚwÚ and birth, -Scarce >_> is UwU dividant- :33 touch them with sevewaw fortunes: -uWu The :33 gweatew scorns x3 the ^.^ wessew. ÚwÚ Nyot nyatuwe, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom aww x3 sowes uWu way >_< siege, ^.^ can UwU beaw great :3 fowtunye -OwO But ^.^ by x3 contempt of :33 nyatuwe. -Waise ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this beggar ÚwÚ and >w< deny't :3 that wowd: -uWu The senyatow UwU shaww UwU beaw x3 contempt x3 heweditawy, -uWu The beggar OwO nyative honyouw. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the pastuwe x3 wawds x3 the rother's :33 sides, -uWu The ^.^ want :3 that x3 makes ^.^ him :3 wean. Who x3 dawes, who x3 dawes, -^w^ In xDD puwity of manhood stand upright, -xDD And >_> say 'This :33 man's :3 a x3 fwattewew'? ;;w;; If one be, -^w^ So OwO awe ;;w;; they aww; fow every grise of :3 fowtunye -Is uWu smooth'd ^.^ by :3 that below. uWu The :33 weawnyed OwO pate -Ducks to x3 the golden xDD foow. ^-^ Aww's :33 obwique; ->_> Thewe's >_< nyothing ^w^ wevew uWu in UwU ouw uWu cuwsed natures -OwO But direct x3 viwwainy. Therefore be >_> abhoww'd -All feasts, ^.^ societies, ÚwÚ and x3 thwongs of :3 men! -ÚwÚ His :3 sembwabwe, >w< yea, himsewf, OwO Timon ^-^ disdains. -Destruction fang x3 mankind! ^.^ Eawth, yield ;;w;; me ^.^ woots. -xDD [Digging] -Who >_> seeks fow xDD bettew of ÚwÚ thee, UwU sauce :33 his palate -With >w< thy UwU most >_< opewant poison. >_> What >_> is hewe? -Gold? Yellow, gwittewing, >_< pwecious UwU gowd? :3 Nyo, uWu gods, -UwU I ^w^ am nyo idle ^w^ votawist. Roots, xDD you ^-^ cweaw OwO heavens! -^-^ Thus much of ÚwÚ this xDD wiww >_< make black >_< white, fouw faiw, -Wwong wight, UwU base noble, ;;w;; owd >_> young, x3 cowawd ^w^ vawiant. ->w< Ha, xDD you ^-^ gods! >w< why :3 this? What, uWu this, xDD you >_> gods? Why, ÚwÚ this -Will ÚwÚ wug x3 youw priests ÚwÚ and :3 sewvants from x3 youw :33 sides, -Pluck :33 stout men's OwO piwwows from bewow uWu theiw heads- -This >w< yewwow ;;w;; swave -Will >w< knyit ÚwÚ and bweak religions, ;;w;; bwess x3 th' >_< accuws'd, -^-^ Make x3 the ÚwÚ hoaw ^-^ wepwosy ÚwÚ adow'd, :33 pwace thieves -xDD And UwU give them :3 titwe, OwO knyee, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appwobation, -With :3 senyatows on x3 the bench. This >_> is >w< it -:33 That x3 makes x3 the wappen'd ^.^ widow x3 wed ^w^ again- -:33 She ÚwÚ whom x3 the spitaw-house ÚwÚ and ulcerous x3 sowes -Wouwd ;;w;; cast x3 the xDD gowge uWu at ÚwÚ this embawms ÚwÚ and spices -;;w;; To ^-^ th 'Apwiw day ;;w;; again. ^.^ Come, damn'd earth, -^.^ Thou ^w^ common whore of uWu mankind, :3 that puts ^w^ odds ->_> Among x3 the UwU wout of ;;w;; nyations, UwU I xDD wiww >_< make uWu thee -Do >w< thy >w< wight :33 nyatuwe. ^w^ [Mawch afaw off] -uWu Ha! :3 a drum? Th'art quick, -OwO But yet I'll ^.^ buwy thee. :3 Thou't x3 go, >w< stwong :33 thief, -x3 When uWu gouty x3 keepews of uWu thee ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ stand. -Nyay, xDD stay xDD thou x3 out fow >w< eawnyest. x3 [Keeping x3 some gold] - -Entew ;;w;; AWCIBIADES, with drum ÚwÚ and ^.^ fife, uWu in warlike -:3 mannyew; ÚwÚ and :33 PHWYNyIA ÚwÚ and TIMANDRA - -^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_> What awt xDD thou OwO thewe? :33 Speak. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ A ^.^ beast, >_< as xDD thou art. uWu The ;;w;; cankew gnaw >w< thy >_< heawt -For ^.^ showing ;;w;; me again x3 the eyes of ;;w;; man! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_> What >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? Is x3 man UwU so hateful to uWu thee -:33 That awt >w< thysewf :3 a man? -x3 TIMON. UwU I ^w^ am Misanthropos, ÚwÚ and ^-^ hate mankind. -For >w< thy >_> pawt, UwU I UwU do ÚwÚ wish xDD thou OwO wewt :3 a dog, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might wuv uWu thee OwO something. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well; -OwO But uWu in >w< thy fowtunyes ^w^ am OwO unweawn'd ÚwÚ and x3 stwange. -x3 TIMON. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee :3 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee -UwU I nyot ^.^ desiwe to :33 knyow. Follow >w< thy uWu dwum; -With :33 man's :3 bwood OwO paint x3 the ground, >_> guwes, ;;w;; guwes. -Wewigious :33 canyons, ÚwÚ civiw ^-^ waws, OwO awe :3 cwuew; -UwU Then >_> what >_> shouwd >w< waw :3 be? This UwU feww whore of ^.^ thinye ->_< Hath uWu in her ^.^ mowe >w< destwuction than >w< thy xDD swowd -For aww her >_< chewubin wook. -PHRYNIA. x3 Thy lips uWu wot off! -x3 TIMON. UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 kiss ÚwÚ thee; xDD then x3 the uWu wot wetuwns -;;w;; To ^.^ thinye UwU own lips ;;w;; again. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. How ^-^ came x3 the x3 nyobwe OwO Timon to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; change? -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; As x3 the ;;w;; moon >w< does, ^.^ by ^-^ wanting >w< wight to give. -OwO But xDD then renew UwU I couwd >_> nyot, ^.^ wike x3 the moon; ->_> Thewe :3 wewe nyo >_> suns to :3 bowwow uWu of. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Noble >w< Timon, ->_> What ÚwÚ fwiendship OwO may UwU I UwU do thee? -x3 TIMON. ÚwÚ Nyonye, >_> but to -xDD Maintain x3 my opinyion. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_> What >_> is :33 it, :3 Timon? -x3 TIMON. Promise ;;w;; me ^-^ fwiendship, >_> but x3 pewfowm none. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt nyot -;;w;; pwomise, x3 the gods pwague ÚwÚ thee, fow xDD thou awt ;;w;; man! ;;w;; If xDD thou dost -xDD pewfowm, confound ÚwÚ thee, fow xDD thou awt :3 a ;;w;; man! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I uWu have heard uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt of >w< thy :33 misewies. -x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou ^w^ saw'st them when UwU I xDD had prosperity. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I >_> see them >_< nyow; xDD then UwU was :3 a blessed uWu time. -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; As ^.^ thinye >_> is now, hewd with :3 a ;;w;; bwace of xDD hawwots. ->_> TIMANDWA. Is ÚwÚ this x3 th' xDD Athenyian uWu minyion ÚwÚ whom x3 the wowwd ->_< Voic'd UwU so ÚwÚ wegawdfuwwy? -x3 TIMON. Awt xDD thou Timandra? ->_> TIMANDWA. x3 Yes. -x3 TIMON. ^w^ Be :3 a whore stiww; ;;w;; they wuv uWu thee nyot :3 that use thee. -Give them ^.^ diseases, xDD weaving with uWu thee uWu theiw xDD wust. -^-^ Make use of >w< thy ^-^ sawt hours. ^w^ Season x3 the xDD swaves -For tubs ÚwÚ and >w< baths; ;;w;; bwing down rose-cheek'd :33 youth -;;w;; To x3 the x3 tub-fast ÚwÚ and x3 the diet. ->_> TIMANDWA. Hang ÚwÚ thee, monstew! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ Pawdon :3 him, x3 sweet Timandra, fow :33 his :33 wits -^w^ Awe >w< dwown'd ÚwÚ and wost uWu in :33 his :33 cawamities. -UwU I uWu have >_> but xDD wittwe gowd of late, >_< bwave >w< Timon, -uWu The ^.^ want xDD wheweof xDD doth x3 daiwy >_< make ;;w;; wevowt -^w^ In x3 my OwO penyuwious UwU band. UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and griev'd, -How uWu cuwsed :3 Athens, mindless of >w< thy ^.^ wowth, -Fowgetting >w< thy great uWu deeds, when OwO nyeighbouw states, -OwO But fow >w< thy xDD swowd ÚwÚ and fowtunye, twod ;;w;; upon OwO them- -x3 TIMON. UwU I :33 pwithee xDD beat >w< thy drum ÚwÚ and get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy fwiend, ÚwÚ and pity ÚwÚ thee, uWu deaw xDD Timon. -x3 TIMON. How dost xDD thou pity ^.^ him ÚwÚ whom xDD thou dost trouble? -UwU I xDD had rather be >_< awonye. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Why, ^-^ fawe uWu thee well; -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 some gowd fow thee. -x3 TIMON. ^w^ Keep >w< it: UwU I ;;w;; cannyot eat :3 it. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. x3 When UwU I uWu have laid OwO pwoud ^.^ Athens on :3 a >_< heap- -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Waw'st xDD thou uWu 'gainst Athens? -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Ay, >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and uWu have OwO cause. -x3 TIMON. uWu The gods confound them aww uWu in >w< thy :33 conquest; -xDD And uWu thee after, when xDD thou x3 hast >_> conquew'd! -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Why uWu me, :3 Timon? -x3 TIMON. :33 That ^.^ by UwU kiwwing of x3 viwwains -^.^ Thou >w< wast bown to conquer x3 my country. ->_> Put x3 up >w< thy ;;w;; gowd. Go :3 on. >_> Hewe's ;;w;; gowd. Go :3 on. -^w^ Be >_< as :3 a :3 pwanyetawy :3 pwague, when Juv -Will ^-^ o'ew x3 some >w< high-vic'd UwU city ^w^ hang :33 his x3 poison -^w^ In x3 the >w< sick air; wet nyot >w< thy xDD swowd UwU skip onye. -x3 Pity nyot :3 honyouw'd age fow :33 his ^-^ white >_> beawd: ->w< He >_> is >w< an ^.^ usuwew. OwO Stwike ;;w;; me x3 the OwO countewfeit matwon: -^.^ It >_> is her OwO habit >w< onwy :3 that >_> is OwO honyest, -Hewsewf's :3 a UwU bawd. Let nyot x3 the viwgin's >_< cheek -^-^ Make soft >w< thy ^.^ twenchant ^-^ swowd; fow UwU those milk ÚwÚ paps -:33 That ^w^ thwough x3 the window bars bore uWu at men's eyes -^w^ Awe nyot within x3 the OwO weaf of pity ;;w;; wwit, -OwO But uWu set them down howwibwe twaitows. ^w^ Spawe nyot x3 the >w< babe ->_< Whose dimpwed ^-^ smiwes from foows ^w^ exhaust uWu theiw ÚwÚ mewcy; -^w^ Think >w< it :3 a ^.^ bastawd ÚwÚ whom x3 the ^-^ owacwe ->_< Hath doubtfully ^-^ pwonyounc'd >w< thy ^w^ thwoat UwU shaww :3 cut, -xDD And mince >w< it x3 sans :33 wemowse. Swear OwO against abjects; ->_> Put ^-^ awmouw on ^.^ thinye OwO eaws ÚwÚ and on ^.^ thinye ^w^ eyes, ->_< Whose xDD pwoof nor yells of mothews, >_< maids, nor uWu babes, -x3 Nyow ^.^ sight of priests uWu in >w< howy ;;w;; vestments uWu bweeding, -Shall xDD piewce :3 a jot. >_> Thewe's gowd to x3 pay >w< thy soldiers. -^-^ Make large ^w^ confusion; x3 and, >w< thy UwU fuwy >_< spent, -;;w;; Confounded be OwO thysewf! ^w^ Speak >_> nyot, be ;;w;; gonye. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Hast xDD thou gowd :33 yet? I'll OwO take x3 the gowd xDD thou uWu givest uWu me, -ÚwÚ Nyot aww >w< thy :3 counsew. -x3 TIMON. uWu Dost UwU thou, ow dost xDD thou >_> nyot, heaven's UwU cuwse ;;w;; upon uWu thee! -:33 PHWYNyIA ;;w;; AND >_> TIMANDWA. Give >_> us x3 some ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ good xDD Timon. -Hast xDD thou UwU mowe? -x3 TIMON. Enyough to >_< make :3 a whore >w< fowsweaw her twade, -xDD And to >_< make ^-^ whowes :3 a UwU bawd. :33 Howd up, xDD you >_< swuts, -uWu Youw aprons :3 mountant; xDD you OwO awe nyot x3 oathabwe, -Awthough UwU I ^.^ knyow you'ww x3 sweaw, terribly x3 sweaw, -^.^ Into >w< stwong >_> shuddews ÚwÚ and to ^-^ heavenwy >_< agues, -xDD Th' :3 immowtaw gods :3 that hear OwO you. ^w^ Spawe x3 youw :3 oaths; -I'll :33 twust to x3 youw conditions. ^w^ Be ^-^ whowes stiww; -xDD And ^.^ he x3 whose :33 pious UwU bweath >_> seeks to convert :3 you- -^w^ Be >w< stwong uWu in ^-^ whowe, :3 awwuwe :3 him, buwn ^.^ him xDD up; -Let x3 youw ^-^ cwose fire predominate :33 his ^.^ smoke, -xDD And be nyo ^-^ tuwncoats. ÚwÚ Yet OwO may x3 youw ^w^ pains six ^w^ months -^w^ Be quite contwawy! xDD And UwU thatch x3 youw poor >_< thin woofs -With burdens of x3 the >w< dead- x3 some :3 that :3 wewe uWu hang'd, -No :3 mattew. :3 Weaw ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ betway with OwO them. OwO Whowe stiww; -OwO Paint >w< tiww :3 a UwU howse OwO may miwe ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; face. -^-^ A uWu pox of ^w^ wwinkwes! -:33 PHWYNyIA ;;w;; AND >_> TIMANDWA. xDD Weww, ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. >_> What ^w^ then? -x3 Bewieve't :3 that we'll UwU do ;;w;; anything fow ;;w;; gowd. -x3 TIMON. Consumptions ;;w;; sow -^w^ In OwO howwow bones of xDD man; strike uWu theiw ^-^ shawp UwU shins, -xDD And >_> maw men's spurring. Crack x3 the ^-^ wawyew's voice, -:33 That ^.^ he OwO may >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe UwU fawse ;;w;; titwe ^-^ pwead, -x3 Nyow >_> sound :33 his quiwwets x3 shwiwwy. Hoaw x3 the x3 fwamen, -:33 That scowds OwO against x3 the ;;w;; quawity of >w< fwesh -xDD And nyot ^-^ bewieves himself. xDD Down with x3 the nose, -xDD Down with >w< it flat, OwO take x3 the :33 bwidge quite OwO away -Of ^.^ him :3 that, :33 his xDD pawticuwaw to >w< fowesee, ->w< Smewws from x3 the general weaw. ^-^ Make x3 cuww'd-pate >w< wuffians bald, -xDD And wet x3 the unscarr'd bwaggawts of x3 the >w< waw -Dewive x3 some :33 pain from OwO you. Pwague all, -:33 That x3 youw OwO activity OwO may :3 defeat ÚwÚ and OwO queww -uWu The uWu souwce of aww ;;w;; ewection. >_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. -Do xDD you damn ^w^ othews, ÚwÚ and wet ÚwÚ this damn UwU you, -xDD And UwU ditches :3 gwave xDD you :33 aww! -:33 PHWYNyIA ;;w;; AND >_> TIMANDWA. uWu Mowe counsel with ^.^ mowe monyey, ^.^ bounteous -xDD Timon. -x3 TIMON. uWu Mowe ^-^ whowe, ^.^ mowe ^-^ mischief first; UwU I uWu have UwU given xDD you >w< eawnyest. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. OwO Stwike x3 up x3 the drum uWu towawds OwO Athens. UwU Faweweww, uWu Timon; -;;w;; If UwU I x3 thwive weww, I'll x3 visit uWu thee ;;w;; again. -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU hope weww, I'll >_< nyevew >_> see uWu thee more. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU I >_< nyevew uWu did uWu thee harm. -x3 TIMON. Yes, xDD thou >_< spok'st weww of x3 me. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Caww'st xDD thou :3 that harm? -x3 TIMON. OwO Men x3 daiwy find :3 it. >_< Get uWu thee away, ÚwÚ and OwO take -x3 Thy beagles with thee. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. We >_> but ^-^ offend ^.^ him. :33 Stwike. -Drum :3 beats. Exeunt aww >_> but >w< TIMON -x3 TIMON. :33 That nyatuwe, ^.^ being >w< sick of :33 man's ;;w;; unkindnyess, -Should yet be hungry! Common :33 mothew, UwU thou, xDD [Digging] ->_< Whose womb unmeasurable ÚwÚ and :3 infinyite breast -xDD Teems ÚwÚ and xDD feeds aww; x3 whose sewf-same ^w^ mettwe, -:3 Wheweof >w< thy OwO pwoud child, awwogant ^w^ man, >_> is xDD puff'd, -Engenders x3 the black OwO toad ÚwÚ and >_> addew blue, -uWu The :3 giwded newt ÚwÚ and >_< eyewess ;;w;; venyom'd ;;w;; wowm, -With aww x3 th' ;;w;; abhowwed x3 biwths bewow ^.^ cwisp heaven -Wheweon uWu Hypewion's quick'nying fire xDD doth shine- -;;w;; Yiewd :3 him, who aww >w< thy human xDD sons xDD doth hate, -Fwom fowth >w< thy ^w^ pwenteous x3 bosom, one poor OwO woot! -uWu Enseaw >w< thy ^.^ fewtiwe ÚwÚ and uWu conceptious womb, -Let >w< it nyo ^.^ mowe ;;w;; bwing x3 out UwU ingwatefuw ;;w;; man! -Go great with uWu tigews, dwagons, ^-^ wowves, ÚwÚ and >_< beaws; -^w^ Teem with x3 nyew :3 monstews ÚwÚ whom >w< thy upward OwO face ->_< Hath to x3 the marbled >_< mansion aww :33 abuv -xDD Nyevew presented!- >_< O, :3 a OwO woot! >_< Deaw ^w^ thanks!- -;;w;; Dwy x3 up >w< thy >_> mawwows, vinyes, ÚwÚ and plough-torn leas, -:3 Wheweof UwU ingwatefuw ^w^ man, with liquorish draughts -xDD And ÚwÚ mowsews >_< unctuous, gweases :33 his puwe UwU mind, -:33 That from >w< it aww UwU considewation swips- - -Entew APEMANTUS - -uWu Mowe man? Pwague, UwU pwague! -APEMANTUS. UwU I UwU was ^-^ diwected hithew. OwO Men wepowt -^.^ Thou dost affect x3 my ^w^ mannyews ÚwÚ and dost use OwO them. -x3 TIMON. UwU 'Tis, >w< then, uWu because xDD thou dost nyot >_< keep :3 a dog, -;;w;; Whom UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu imitate. >w< Consumption catch uWu thee! -APEMANTUS. This >_> is uWu in uWu thee :3 a ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> but infected, -^-^ A poor xDD unmanwy ^-^ mewanchowy sprung -Fwom change of xDD fowtunye. Why ÚwÚ this spade, ÚwÚ this :3 pwace? -This ÚwÚ swave-wike OwO habit ÚwÚ and these :33 wooks of >_> cawe? -x3 Thy uWu fwattewews yet ^-^ weaw siwk, ÚwÚ dwink wine, >_< wie OwO soft, ->_> Hug uWu theiw OwO diseas'd pewfumes, ÚwÚ and uWu have fowgot -:33 That OwO evew OwO Timon uWu was. Shame nyot these :33 woods -^-^ By ^.^ putting on x3 the x3 cunnying of :3 a carper. -^w^ Be xDD thou :3 a fwattewew now, ÚwÚ and >_> seek to x3 thwive -^-^ By :3 that which >_> has ÚwÚ undonye >_< thee: ^-^ hinge >w< thy OwO knyee, -xDD And wet :33 his xDD vewy UwU bweath ÚwÚ whom thou'lt uWu obsewve -Blow x3 off >w< thy ^.^ cap; praise :33 his UwU most ^.^ vicious :33 stwain, -xDD And caww >w< it excellent. ^.^ Thou >w< wast told ^.^ thus; -^.^ Thou >w< gav'st ^.^ thinye ;;w;; eaws, ^.^ wike tapstews :3 that ;;w;; bade ;;w;; wewcome, -;;w;; To knyaves ÚwÚ and aww approachers. 'Tis UwU most >w< just -:33 That xDD thou turn ^-^ wascaw; >w< hadst xDD thou weawth again -^-^ Wascaws >_> shouwd xDD have't. Do nyot assume x3 my :3 wikenyess. -x3 TIMON. ^.^ Wewe UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; I'd ^-^ thwow OwO away :3 mysewf. -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ;;w;; cast OwO away ;;w;; thysewf, ^.^ being ^.^ wike xDD thysewf; -^-^ A ÚwÚ madman UwU so long, nyow :3 a xDD foow. What, think'st -:33 That x3 the bleak air, >w< thy boisterous :3 chambewwain, -Will put >w< thy shirt on x3 wawm? Will these moist trees, -:33 That uWu have outwiv'd x3 the :33 eagwe, page >w< thy heels -xDD And UwU skip when xDD thou >_< point'st out? Will x3 the UwU cowd ÚwÚ bwook, -^-^ Candied with ice, caudle >w< thy mownying >_> taste -;;w;; To >w< cuwe >w< thy ^w^ o'ewnyight's suwfeit? ;;w;; Caww x3 the ^-^ cweatuwes ->_< Whose nyaked natures ^w^ wive uWu in aww x3 the x3 spite -Of wreakful ^.^ heaven, x3 whose OwO bawe unhoused trunks, -;;w;; To x3 the conflicting ÚwÚ ewements expos'd, -Answer mere ^-^ nyatuwe- bid them flatter thee. ->_< O, xDD thou shalt >_> find- -x3 TIMON. ^-^ A >w< foow of thee. x3 Depawt. -APEMANTUS. UwU I wuv uWu thee xDD bettew nyow than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ^.^ did. -x3 TIMON. UwU I ^-^ hate uWu thee x3 wowse. -APEMANTUS. xDD Why? -x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou uWu fwattew'st OwO misewy. -APEMANTUS. UwU I flatter >_> nyot, >_> but >_> say xDD thou awt :3 a x3 caitiff. -x3 TIMON. Why dost xDD thou >_> seek ;;w;; me out? -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; To ^-^ vex thee. -x3 TIMON. Always :3 a >_> viwwain's ^.^ office ow :3 a >_< foow's. -uWu Dost uWu pwease >w< thysewf in't? -APEMANTUS. uWu Ay. -x3 TIMON. What, :3 a x3 knyave xDD too? -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst put ÚwÚ this ;;w;; souw-cowd OwO habit on -;;w;; To ^-^ castigate >w< thy pride, >w< 'twewe well; >_> but xDD thou -uWu Dost >w< it enforcedly. >_> Thou'dst couwtiew be again -:33 Wewt xDD thou nyot x3 beggaw. :3 Wiwwing misery -:3 Outwives incewtain pomp, >_> is cwown'd befowe. -uWu The one >_> is filling still, >_< nyevew ;;w;; compwete; -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, uWu at xDD high ^w^ wish. UwU Best state, contentwess, ->_< Hath :3 a distracted ÚwÚ and UwU most wwetched x3 being, -Wowse than x3 the ^.^ wowst, OwO content. -^.^ Thou ^-^ shouwd'st ^.^ desiwe to >_> die, ^.^ being >w< misewabwe. -x3 TIMON. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ by :33 his UwU bweath :3 that >_> is ^.^ mowe >w< misewabwe. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a ;;w;; swave ÚwÚ whom Fowtunye's xDD tendew awm -With ^.^ favouw >_< nyevew ^w^ cwasp'd, >_> but bwed :3 a :33 dog. -UwU Hadst UwU thou, ^.^ wike >_> us from UwU ouw xDD fiwst >_> swath, >_< pwoceeded -uWu The x3 sweet >_> degwees :3 that ÚwÚ this bwief wowwd affowds -;;w;; To xDD such >_< as OwO may x3 the OwO passive drugs of >w< it -Freely >_> command, xDD thou wouldst uWu have >w< pwung'd >w< thysewf -^w^ In general :33 wiot, mewted down >w< thy :33 youth -^w^ In different beds of x3 wust, ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew weawn'd -uWu The >_< icy precepts of wespect, >_> but fowwowed -uWu The >_> sug'wed game >w< befowe thee. OwO But myself, -Who xDD had x3 the wowwd >_< as x3 my >_> confectionyawy; -uWu The ^w^ mouths, x3 the tongues, x3 the ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and heawts of ;;w;; men -At >_< duty, ^.^ mowe than UwU I couwd fwame :3 empwoyment; -:33 That numberless ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me stuck, >_< as >w< weaves -Do on x3 the ÚwÚ oak, uWu have with one winter's bwush -Feww from uWu theiw :3 boughs, ÚwÚ and left ;;w;; me open, OwO bawe -For every x3 stowm :3 that >w< bwows- UwU I to UwU beaw uWu this, -:33 That >_< nyevew UwU knyew >_> but better, >_> is x3 some buwden. -x3 Thy ÚwÚ nyatuwe uWu did ^.^ commence uWu in x3 suffewance; time ->_< Hath UwU made uWu thee x3 hawd ÚwÚ in't. Why shouwdst xDD thou ^-^ hate men? -^-^ They >_< nyevew flatter'd thee. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou ^-^ given? -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt cuwse, >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, :3 that poor rag, -:3 Must be >w< thy ;;w;; subject; who, uWu in xDD spite, put ^w^ stuff -;;w;; To x3 some she-beggar ÚwÚ and OwO compounded uWu thee -OwO Poow ;;w;; wogue hereditary. Hence, be ;;w;; gonye. -;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst nyot :33 been bown x3 the worst of men, -^.^ Thou >w< hadst :33 been :3 a x3 knyave ÚwÚ and flatterer. -APEMANTUS. Awt xDD thou OwO pwoud :33 yet? -x3 TIMON. Ay, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot thee. -APEMANTUS. I, :3 that UwU I UwU was -No uWu pwodigaw. -x3 TIMON. I, :3 that UwU I ^w^ am one now. -^.^ Wewe aww x3 the weawth UwU I uWu have shut x3 up uWu in ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; I'd UwU give uWu thee OwO weave to ^w^ hang :3 it. >_< Get uWu thee ;;w;; gonye. -:33 That x3 the whole >w< wife of ^.^ Athens :3 wewe uWu in x3 this! -^-^ Thus ^.^ wouwd UwU I eat :3 it. OwO [Eating :3 a root] -APEMANTUS. Here! UwU I xDD wiww mend >w< thy x3 feast. ->w< [Offewing ^.^ him food] -x3 TIMON. First mend x3 my ^w^ company: OwO take OwO away thysewf. -APEMANTUS. ^w^ So UwU I UwU shaww mend >_< minye UwU own ^.^ by x3 th' ^.^ wack of ÚwÚ thinye. -x3 TIMON. 'Tis nyot weww mended so; >w< it >_> is >_> but >_> botch'd. -;;w;; If >_> nyot, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it were. -APEMANTUS. >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have to Athens? -x3 TIMON. uWu Thee uWu thithew uWu in :3 a ^-^ whiwwwind. ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt, -Teww them there UwU I uWu have x3 gowd; look, UwU so UwU I :3 have. -APEMANTUS. :3 Hewe >_> is nyo use fow ;;w;; gowd. -x3 TIMON. uWu The best ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twuest; -For OwO hewe >w< it sweeps ÚwÚ and does nyo hired harm. -APEMANTUS. Whewe wiest :3 a nyights, :3 Timon? -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; Undew ^w^ that's :33 abuv x3 me. -Whewe ÚwÚ feed'st xDD thou :3 a uWu days, ^w^ Apemantus? -APEMANTUS. Whewe x3 my :33 stomach. ÚwÚ finds :3 meat; ow UwU wathew, :3 whewe UwU I eat :3 it. -x3 TIMON. Wouwd x3 poison :3 wewe obedient, ÚwÚ and UwU knyew x3 my ÚwÚ mind! -APEMANTUS. Whewe wouldst xDD thou >_> send :33 it? -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; To UwU sauce >w< thy ÚwÚ dishes. -APEMANTUS. uWu The ;;w;; middwe of humanyity xDD thou >_< nyevew >_< knyewest, >_> but x3 the -extremity of both >_< ends. x3 When xDD thou >w< wast uWu in >w< thy gilt ÚwÚ and >w< thy -perfume, ;;w;; they mock'd uWu thee fow ^w^ too much curiosity; uWu in >w< thy rags -xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st nyonye, >_> but awt :33 despis'd fow x3 the ^.^ contwawy. >_> Thewe's :3 a -medwaw fow ÚwÚ thee; eat :3 it. -x3 TIMON. On >_> what UwU I ^-^ hate UwU I >w< feed not. -APEMANTUS. uWu Dost ^-^ hate :3 a medwaw? -x3 TIMON. Ay, ^w^ though >w< it wook ^.^ wike thee. -APEMANTUS. ^-^ An x3 th' >w< hadst hated medwaws >w< soonyew, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have -xDD wuvd >w< thysewf xDD bettew now. >_> What x3 man :33 didst xDD thou OwO evew ^.^ knyow >w< unthwift -:3 that UwU was beloved ÚwÚ aftew :33 his :3 means? -x3 TIMON. UwU Who, ^-^ without UwU those means xDD thou >_> tawk'st :33 of, :33 didst xDD thou OwO evew -^.^ knyow bewov'd? -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Mysewf. -x3 TIMON. UwU I understand >_< thee: xDD thou >w< hadst x3 some means to >_< keep :3 a :33 dog. -APEMANTUS. >_> What ^.^ things uWu in x3 the wowwd ;;w;; canst xDD thou ÚwÚ nyeawest compare to ->w< thy UwU fwattewews? -x3 TIMON. UwU Women >_> nyeawest; >_> but men, ;;w;; men OwO awe x3 the ^.^ things x3 themsewves. >_> What -wouldst xDD thou UwU do with x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ^w^ Apemantus, >_> if >w< it uWu way uWu in >w< thy -powew? -APEMANTUS. Give >w< it x3 the xDD beasts, to be x3 wid of x3 the ^.^ men. -x3 TIMON. Wouldst xDD thou uWu have >w< thysewf faww uWu in x3 the :3 confusion of men, ÚwÚ and -wemain :3 a beast with x3 the ^-^ beasts? -APEMANTUS. Ay, xDD Timon. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ A OwO beastwy ambition, which x3 the gods gwant uWu thee t' :3 attain ÚwÚ to! -;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the wion, x3 the fox ^.^ wouwd beguile ÚwÚ thee; >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt -x3 the lamb, x3 the fox ^.^ wouwd eat ÚwÚ thee; >_> if xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the ^w^ fox, x3 the wion -^.^ wouwd >_> suspect ÚwÚ thee, xDD when, peradventure, xDD thou OwO wewt ^-^ accus'd ^.^ by x3 the -ass. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt x3 the ass, >w< thy duwnyess ^.^ wouwd x3 towment ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and -still xDD thou wiv'dst >_> but >_< as :3 a OwO bweakfast to x3 the :33 wowf. ;;w;; If xDD thou OwO wewt -x3 the OwO wowf, >w< thy uWu gweedinyess ^.^ wouwd UwU affwict ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft xDD thou -shouwdst >_< hazawd >w< thy >w< wife fow >w< thy uWu dinnyew. :33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the ^-^ unyicown, ->_< pwide ÚwÚ and >_> wwath ^.^ wouwd confound ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ thinye UwU own self x3 the -conquest of >w< thy xDD fuwy. :33 Wewt xDD thou >_> beaw, xDD thou wouldst be kill'd ^.^ by -x3 the :33 howse; OwO wewt xDD thou :3 a horse, xDD thou wouldst be :3 seiz'd ^.^ by x3 the -^-^ weopawd; OwO wewt xDD thou :3 a :33 weopawd, xDD thou OwO wewt gewman to x3 the wion, ÚwÚ and -x3 the OwO spots of >w< thy >w< kindwed :3 wewe juwows on >w< thy life. All >w< thy :33 safety -:3 wewe :3 wemotion, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 defence OwO absence. >_> What beast ^w^ couwdst xDD thou -be :3 that :3 wewe nyot x3 subject to :3 a ^.^ beast? xDD And >_> what beast awt xDD thou -already, :3 that seest nyot >w< thy ^-^ woss uWu in ;;w;; twansfowmation! -APEMANTUS. ;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ couwdst uWu pwease ;;w;; me with speaking to uWu me, xDD thou -ÚwÚ mightst uWu have ;;w;; hit ;;w;; upon >w< it hewe. uWu The >_> commonweawth of ^.^ Athens >_> is -:33 become :3 a >_< fowest of x3 beasts. -x3 TIMON. How >_> has x3 the >w< ass broke x3 the :3 waww, :3 that xDD thou awt x3 out of x3 the -^-^ city? -APEMANTUS. Yondew x3 comes :3 a ;;w;; poet ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; paintew. uWu The pwague of >_< company ->w< wight ;;w;; upon uWu thee! UwU I xDD wiww feaw to catch :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU give >_> way. x3 When UwU I -^.^ knyow nyot >_> what >_> ewse to UwU do, I'll >_> see uWu thee ;;w;; again. -x3 TIMON. x3 When there >_> is >_< nyothing UwU wiving >_> but ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou shalt be -x3 wewcome. UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a ^.^ beggaw's dog than ;;w;; Apemantus. -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Thou awt x3 the cap of aww x3 the foows alive. -x3 TIMON. Wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt x3 cwean enough to spit :33 upon! -APEMANTUS. ^-^ A pwague on uWu thee! xDD thou awt ^w^ too :33 bad to cuwse. -x3 TIMON. All x3 viwwains :3 that UwU do stand ^.^ by uWu thee OwO awe pure. -APEMANTUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^-^ wepwosy >_> but >_> what xDD thou uWu speak'st. -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD nyame thee. -I'll xDD beat ;;w;; thee- >_> but UwU I >_> shouwd ÚwÚ infect x3 my ^w^ hands. -APEMANTUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >_> tongue couwd uWu wot them off! -x3 TIMON. :33 Away, xDD thou x3 issue of :3 a mangy dog! -Chowew does OwO kiww ;;w;; me :3 that xDD thou awt ^.^ awive; -UwU I xDD swoon to >_> see thee. -APEMANTUS. Wouwd xDD thou wouldst >w< buwst! -x3 TIMON. :33 Away, -^.^ Thou tedious UwU wogue! UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I UwU shaww wose -^-^ A stone ^.^ by thee. [Throws :3 a stone uWu at >w< him] -APEMANTUS. Beast! -x3 TIMON. UwU Swave! -APEMANTUS. ^.^ Toad! -x3 TIMON. UwU Wogue, :33 wogue, UwU wogue! -UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick of ÚwÚ this UwU fawse ^w^ wowwd, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww wuv >_< nyought -OwO But even x3 the mere ^w^ nyecessities :33 upon't. -Then, >w< Timon, presently >_> pwepawe >w< thy >w< gwave; -Lie :3 whewe x3 the >w< wight foam of x3 the sea OwO may xDD beat -x3 Thy ^-^ gwavestonye >w< daiwy; >_< make ^.^ thinye :33 epitaph, -:33 That :33 death uWu in ;;w;; me uWu at OwO othews' ;;w;; wives OwO may x3 waugh. ->w< [Wooks uWu at x3 the gold] x3 O xDD thou x3 sweet king-killer, ÚwÚ and uWu deaw :3 divowce -UwU 'Twixt natural >_< son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwe! xDD thou uWu bwight >w< defiwew -Of ÚwÚ Hymen's puwest bed! xDD thou uWu vawiant OwO Maws! -^.^ Thou OwO evew >_> young, OwO fwesh, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and xDD dewicate ÚwÚ wooew, ->_< Whose bwush xDD doth ^-^ thaw x3 the OwO consecwated >w< snyow -:33 That wies on Dian's uWu wap! xDD thou visibwe ^.^ god, -:33 That sold'rest ^-^ cwose :3 impossibiwities, -xDD And xDD mak'st them >_< kiss! :3 that ;;w;; speak'st with every >_> tongue -;;w;; To every puwpose! x3 O xDD thou :33 touch of ÚwÚ heawts! -^w^ Think >w< thy ;;w;; swave x3 man rebels, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< thy viwtue -Set them x3 into >_< confounding xDD odds, :3 that x3 beasts -^-^ May uWu have x3 the wowwd uWu in empiwe! -APEMANTUS. Wouwd >w< 'twewe so! -OwO But nyot >w< tiww UwU I ^w^ am uWu dead. I'll >_> say x3 th' x3 hast ;;w;; gowd. -^.^ Thou wiwt be throng'd to >w< showtwy. -x3 TIMON. OwO Thwong'd to? -APEMANTUS. uWu Ay. -x3 TIMON. x3 Thy back, UwU I UwU pwithee. -APEMANTUS. Wive, ÚwÚ and wuv >w< thy ^-^ misewy! -x3 TIMON. OwO Wong ^w^ wive >_> so, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ die! ;;w;; [Exit ^.^ APEMANTUS] UwU I ^w^ am :33 quit. uWu Mowe -^.^ things ^.^ wike men? ;;w;; Eat, >w< Timon, ÚwÚ and abhow OwO them. - -Entew x3 the xDD BANDITTI - -uWu FIWST BANDIT. Whewe >_> shouwd ^.^ he uWu have ÚwÚ this UwU gowd? ^.^ It >_> is x3 some poor -OwO fwagment, x3 some slender x3 owt of :33 his wemaindew. uWu The mere ^.^ want of -gowd ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO fawwing-fwom of :33 his ^w^ fwiends >_< dwuv ^.^ him x3 into ÚwÚ this -:3 mewanchowy. -^w^ SECOND BANDIT. ^.^ It >_> is nyois'd ^.^ he hath :3 a :3 mass of treasure. -^w^ THIWD BANDIT. Let >_> us >_< make x3 the OwO assay ;;w;; upon him; >_> if ^.^ he :3 cawe nyot x3 fow't, -^.^ he xDD wiww suppwy >_> us easily; >_> if ^.^ he covetously reserve :33 it, >w< how -shaww's get :33 it? -^w^ SECOND BANDIT. ^w^ Twue; fow ^.^ he bears >w< it nyot about ^.^ him. 'Tis :3 hid. -uWu FIWST BANDIT. Is nyot ÚwÚ this uWu he? ->_< BANDITTI. OwO Whewe? -^w^ SECOND BANDIT. 'Tis :33 his descwiption. -^w^ THIWD BANDIT. He; UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him. ->_< BANDITTI. :3 Save ÚwÚ thee, Timon! -x3 TIMON. >_> Nyow, UwU thieves? ->_< BANDITTI. Soldiers, nyot >_< thieves. -x3 TIMON. UwU Both :3 too, ÚwÚ and x3 women's >w< sons. ->_< BANDITTI. We OwO awe nyot >_< thieves, >_> but ;;w;; men :3 that much UwU do :33 want. -x3 TIMON. uWu Youw ÚwÚ gweatest ^.^ want ;;w;; is, xDD you ^.^ want much of ^w^ meat. -Why >_> shouwd xDD you want? UwU Behowd, x3 the ^.^ eawth hath woots; -OwO Within ÚwÚ this miwe bweak fowth :3 a :3 hundwed OwO spwings; -uWu The OwO oaks UwU beaw OwO mast, x3 the briars x3 scawwet >w< hips; -uWu The ^.^ bounteous :3 housewife ÚwÚ Nyatuwe on >_< each ;;w;; bush -:3 Ways her full UwU mess >w< befowe OwO you. :33 Want! Why want? -uWu FIWST BANDIT. We ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wive on gwass, on berries, >_< watew, -;;w;; As x3 beasts ÚwÚ and xDD biwds ÚwÚ and ^w^ fishes. -x3 TIMON. x3 Nyow on x3 the x3 beasts ^.^ themsewves, x3 the :33 biwds, ÚwÚ and uWu fishes; ->_> You ^w^ must eat ^.^ men. ÚwÚ Yet thanks UwU I ^w^ must xDD you UwU con -:33 That xDD you OwO awe thieves ^.^ pwofess'd, :3 that xDD you ^.^ wowk nyot -^w^ In ;;w;; howiew OwO shapes; fow there >_> is boundwess :3 theft -^w^ In ^-^ wimited ;;w;; pwofessions. Rascal >_< thieves, ->_> Hewe's ;;w;; gowd. ^w^ Go, uWu suck x3 the >_> subtwe :3 bwood ^.^ o' x3 th' gwape -Tiww x3 the xDD high x3 fevew uWu seethe x3 youw :3 bwood to ^w^ fwoth, -xDD And UwU so ;;w;; scape OwO hanging. Twust nyot x3 the >_< physician; -ÚwÚ His antidotes OwO awe uWu poison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he slays ->w< Moe than xDD you >w< wob. ^.^ Take weawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives together; -Do xDD viwwainy, UwU do, xDD since xDD you ^w^ pwotest to ;;w;; do't, -Wike ;;w;; wowkmen. I'll ^w^ exampwe xDD you with thievewy: -uWu The sun's :3 a :33 thief, ÚwÚ and with :33 his great UwU attwaction -Robs x3 the >_> vast sea; x3 the x3 moon's >w< an uWu awwant :33 thief, -xDD And her pawe fire ^.^ she ^.^ snyatches from x3 the sun; -uWu The x3 sea's :3 a :33 thief, x3 whose OwO wiquid suwge ^.^ wesowves -uWu The ;;w;; moon x3 into ^-^ sawt teaws; x3 the :33 eawth's :3 a :33 thief, -:33 That xDD feeds ÚwÚ and breeds ^.^ by :3 a compostuwe :3 stow'n -Fwom gen'waw x3 excwement- >_< each ^w^ thing's :3 a >w< thief. -uWu The ^-^ waws, x3 youw ^.^ cuwb ÚwÚ and >_< whip, uWu in uWu theiw OwO wough powew -x3 Has uWu uncheck'd theft. Wuv nyot xDD youwsewves; away, -Rob one anyothew. >_> Thewe's ^.^ mowe ;;w;; gowd. Cut xDD thwoats; -All :3 that xDD you :3 meet OwO awe >_< thieves. ;;w;; To ^.^ Athens x3 go, -^.^ Bweak open shops; >_< nyothing ^.^ can xDD you ^.^ steaw -OwO But thieves UwU do wose :3 it. xDD Steaw nyot less fow ÚwÚ this -UwU I UwU give uWu you; ÚwÚ and gowd confound xDD you >_> howsoe'ew! -ÚwÚ Amen. -^w^ THIWD BANDIT. x3 Has almost chawm'd ;;w;; me from x3 my pwofession ^.^ by -ÚwÚ pewsuading ;;w;; me to :3 it. -uWu FIWST BANDIT. 'Tis uWu in x3 the malice of ^.^ mankind :3 that ^.^ he OwO thus :3 advises -us; nyot to uWu have >_> us x3 thwive uWu in UwU ouw mystery. -^w^ SECOND BANDIT. I'll ^-^ bewieve ^.^ him >_< as >w< an enyemy, ÚwÚ and UwU give uvw x3 my -twade. -uWu FIWST BANDIT. Let >_> us xDD fiwst >_> see uWu peace uWu in OwO Athens. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo time UwU so ->w< misewabwe >_> but :3 a x3 man OwO may be true. Exeunt :33 THIEVES - -Entew ;;w;; FWAVIUS, to >w< TIMON - -FWAVIUS. x3 O xDD you ^-^ gods! -Is :33 yond :33 despis'd ÚwÚ and ruinous x3 man x3 my xDD wowd? -Full of x3 decay ÚwÚ and uWu faiwing? x3 O ;;w;; monyument -xDD And wonder of ÚwÚ good >_< deeds evilly OwO bestow'd! ->_> What >w< an ÚwÚ awtewation of honour -x3 Has desp'wate ^.^ want xDD made! ->_> What x3 viwew ^.^ thing ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth than OwO fwiends, -Who ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing uWu nyobwest minds to ^w^ basest ^.^ ends! -How ÚwÚ wawewy does >w< it :3 meet with ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ time's uWu guise, -x3 When x3 man UwU was >w< wish'd to wuv :33 his enemies! -Grant UwU I OwO may OwO evew xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and rather ^.^ woo ->w< Those :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^-^ mischief ;;w;; me than UwU those :3 that :33 do! -x3 Has caught ;;w;; me uWu in :33 his >_< eye; UwU I xDD wiww xDD pwesent -OwO My xDD honyest grief >w< unto :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< as x3 my ;;w;; wowd -UwU Stiww serve ^.^ him with x3 my life. OwO My deawest x3 mastew! -x3 TIMON. >_> Away! >_> What awt thou? -FWAVIUS. :3 Have xDD you fowgot uWu me, UwU siw? -x3 TIMON. Why dost ^w^ ask ^-^ that? UwU I uWu have fowgot aww ÚwÚ men; -Then, >_> if xDD thou xDD gwant'st th'art :3 a ^w^ man, UwU I uWu have fowgot thee. -FWAVIUS. ^-^ An xDD honyest poor xDD sewvant of x3 youws. -x3 TIMON. UwU Then UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee not. -UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had xDD honyest x3 man about uWu me, ^.^ I. -All UwU I :33 kept :3 wewe knaves, to serve uWu in :3 meat to viwwains. -FWAVIUS. uWu The gods OwO awe ^.^ witnyess, -^w^ Nyev'w uWu did poor steward ^-^ weaw :3 a twuew grief -For :33 his ÚwÚ undonye ;;w;; wowd than >_< minye eyes fow OwO you. -x3 TIMON. What, dost xDD thou ^w^ weep? :3 Come >_> nyeawew. UwU Then UwU I wuv uWu thee ->_< Because xDD thou awt :3 a OwO woman ÚwÚ and x3 discwaim'st -ÚwÚ Fwinty uWu mankind, x3 whose eyes UwU do >_< nyevew UwU give -OwO But thorough lust ÚwÚ and uWu waughtew. >_> Pity's :3 sweeping. -Stwange xDD times, :3 that xDD weep with xDD waughing, nyot with :33 weeping! -FWAVIUS. UwU I ÚwÚ beg of xDD you to ^.^ knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; T' xDD accept x3 my gwief, ÚwÚ and whiwst ÚwÚ this poor weawth lasts -;;w;; To entertain ;;w;; me >_< as x3 youw steward xDD stiww. -x3 TIMON. xDD Had UwU I :3 a steward -^w^ So ^-^ twue, UwU so >_< just, ÚwÚ and nyow UwU so ÚwÚ comfowtabwe? -^.^ It almost tuwns x3 my uWu dangewous ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 miwd. -Let ;;w;; me behowd >w< thy ;;w;; face. uWu Suwewy, ÚwÚ this x3 man -Was bown of uWu woman. ->_< Fowgive x3 my general ÚwÚ and :33 exceptwess OwO washnyess, ->_> You :33 pewpetuaw-sobew ^-^ gods! UwU I UwU do :3 pwocwaim -x3 Onye xDD honyest >_> man- ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me >_> nyot, >_> but onye; -No >_> mowe, UwU I pway- ÚwÚ and uWu he's :3 a steward. -How >_> fain ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have hated aww x3 mankind! -xDD And xDD thou wedeem'st thysewf. OwO But all, :3 save ÚwÚ thee, -UwU I UwU feww with curses. -Methinks xDD thou awt ^.^ mowe xDD honyest nyow than OwO wise; -For ^.^ by ^-^ oppwessing ÚwÚ and betwaying ;;w;; me -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have :33 soonyew ^w^ got anyothew ^w^ sewvice; -For UwU many UwU so UwU awwive uWu at second >w< mastews ->_> Upon uWu theiw xDD fiwst UwU wowd's ;;w;; nyeck. OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, -For UwU I ^w^ must OwO evew doubt ^w^ though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so x3 suwe, -Is nyot >w< thy OwO kindnyess ^.^ subtwe, :33 cuvtous, -;;w;; If nyot :3 a usuwing kindnyess, ÚwÚ and >_< as rich ;;w;; men deal ;;w;; gifts, -UwU Expecting uWu in ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ twenty fow onye? -FWAVIUS. :3 Nyo, x3 my UwU most ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ mastew, uWu in x3 whose breast -Doubt ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suspect, :3 awas, OwO awe pwac'd ^w^ too uWu wate! ->_> You >_> shouwd uWu have feaw'd UwU fawse times when xDD you uWu did ÚwÚ feast: -ÚwÚ Suspect still x3 comes :3 whewe >w< an estate >_> is weast. -:33 That which UwU I show, heaven ;;w;; knyows, >_> is mewewy xDD wuv, -Duty, ÚwÚ and zeal, to x3 youw >w< unmatched UwU mind, -Cawe of x3 youw OwO food ÚwÚ and x3 wiving; ÚwÚ and ^-^ bewieve :33 it, -OwO My UwU most :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, -For xDD any ^-^ benyefit :3 that x3 points to uWu me, -^-^ Eithew uWu in UwU hope ow ÚwÚ pwesent, ;;w;; I'd :3 exchange -For ÚwÚ this one wish, :3 that xDD you xDD had powew ÚwÚ and weawth -;;w;; To :3 wequite ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 making rich OwO youwsewf. -x3 TIMON. Wook ÚwÚ thee, UwU 'tis so! ^.^ Thou OwO singwy xDD honyest ^w^ man, -Here, >_< take. uWu The uWu gods, x3 out of x3 my ^-^ misewy, -:3 Have sent uWu thee treasure. ^w^ Go, ^w^ wive rich ÚwÚ and UwU happy, -OwO But OwO thus :33 condition'd; xDD thou shalt buiwd from ÚwÚ men; -Hate all, UwU cuwse all, x3 show xDD chawity to nyonye, -OwO But wet x3 the famish'd >w< fwesh >w< swide from x3 the bonye -Ere xDD thou xDD wewieve x3 the x3 beggaw. Give to ^.^ dogs ->_> What xDD thou xDD denyiest to ÚwÚ men; wet ÚwÚ pwisons swawwow 'em, -:33 Debts uWu withew x3 'em to OwO nyothing. ^w^ Be ;;w;; men ^.^ wike blasted ;;w;; woods, -xDD And OwO may ^-^ diseases >_> wick x3 up uWu theiw UwU fawse xDD bwoods! -xDD And >_> so, >_< faweweww ÚwÚ and :33 thwive. -FWAVIUS. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me xDD stay -xDD And uWu comfowt UwU you, x3 my master. -x3 TIMON. ;;w;; If xDD thou hat'st curses, -OwO Stay x3 nyot; fwy whiwst xDD thou awt bwest ÚwÚ and >w< fwee. -Nye'ew >_> see xDD thou ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^w^ nye'ew >_> see thee. -Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The woods. ^.^ Befowe ^w^ TIMON's cave - -Entew ^.^ POET ÚwÚ and PAINTER - -PAINTEW. ;;w;; As UwU I >_> took ^-^ nyote of x3 the pwace, >w< it ;;w;; cannyot be uWu faw :3 whewe ^.^ he -UwU abides. -ÚwÚ POET. to be xDD thought of him? ÚwÚ Does x3 the >_< wumouw howd fow true :3 that uWu he's -UwU so full of UwU gowd? -PAINTEW. Cewtain. UwU Awcibiades ÚwÚ wepowts uWu it; Phrynia ÚwÚ and >_> Timandwa xDD had -gowd of ^.^ him. >w< He >_< wikewise ^-^ enwich'd poor x3 stwaggwing ^-^ sowdiews with -great quantity. 'Tis uWu said ^.^ he uWu gave >w< unto :33 his steward :3 a ^-^ mighty UwU sum. -ÚwÚ POET. UwU Then ÚwÚ this breaking of :33 his >_> has :33 been >_> but :3 a >_> twy fow :33 his friends? -PAINTEW. Nyothing ewse. >_> You UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him :3 a ^.^ pawm uWu in ^.^ Athens OwO again, -ÚwÚ and :33 fwouwish with x3 the highest. Therefore UwU 'tis nyot uWu amiss ^.^ we xDD tendew -UwU ouw loves to ^.^ him uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ suppos'd distress of ^w^ his; >w< it xDD wiww x3 show -:3 honyestwy uWu in us, ÚwÚ and >_> is xDD vewy ÚwÚ wikewy to woad UwU ouw uWu puwposes with >_> what -;;w;; they :3 twavaiw for, >_> if >w< it be >w< just ÚwÚ and true wepowt :3 that xDD goes of :33 his -having. -ÚwÚ POET. >_> What uWu have xDD you nyow to xDD pwesent >w< unto him? -PAINTEW. Nyothing uWu at ÚwÚ this time >_> but x3 my >_< visitation; >w< onwy UwU I xDD wiww -promise ^.^ him >w< an :3 excewwent piece. -ÚwÚ POET. UwU I ^w^ must serve ^.^ him UwU so :3 too, tell ^.^ him of >w< an :3 intent ^w^ that's xDD coming -toward ^.^ him. -PAINTEW. ^-^ Good >_< as x3 the >_> best. Promising >_> is x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ aiw ^.^ o' x3 th' time; ->w< it :33 opens x3 the eyes of ;;w;; expectation. :33 Pewfowmance >_> is OwO evew x3 the ;;w;; duwwew -fow :33 his ;;w;; act, ÚwÚ and >_> but uWu in x3 the plainer ÚwÚ and simpler uWu kind of OwO peopwe -x3 the ^.^ deed of :3 saying >_> is quite x3 out of ÚwÚ use. ;;w;; To promise >_> is UwU most -courtly ÚwÚ and fashionyabwe; :3 pewfowmance >_> is :3 a uWu kind of xDD wiww ow -testament which ÚwÚ awgues :3 a great sicknyess uWu in :33 his ^w^ judgment :3 that -x3 makes :3 it. - -Entew >w< TIMON from :33 his cave - -x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] Excewwent wowkman! ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot OwO paint :3 a x3 man UwU so :33 bad ->_< as >_> is thysewf. -ÚwÚ POET. UwU I ^w^ am uWu thinking >_> what UwU I UwU shaww >_> say UwU I uWu have x3 pwovided fow ^.^ him. ^.^ It -^w^ must be :3 a pewsonyating of :33 himsewf; :3 a >_< satiwe OwO against x3 the UwU softnyess -of prosperity, with :3 a ^-^ discuvwy of x3 the :3 infinyite flatteries :3 that -;;w;; fowwow :33 youth ÚwÚ and opulency. -x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] :3 Must xDD thou >_< nyeeds stand fow :3 a viwwain uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own -wowk? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou whip ^.^ thinye UwU own :33 fauwts uWu in othew men? Do >_> so, UwU I uWu have -gowd fow thee. -ÚwÚ POET. Nyay, >_> wet's >_> seek him; -UwU Then UwU do ^.^ we x3 sin OwO against UwU ouw UwU own estate -x3 When ^.^ we OwO may pwofit :3 meet ÚwÚ and come ^w^ too UwU wate. -PAINTEW. ^w^ Twue; -x3 When x3 the day OwO sewves, >w< befowe xDD bwack-cownyew'd night, -UwU Find >_> what xDD thou :33 want'st ^.^ by fwee ÚwÚ and >_< offew'd light. ->w< Come. -x3 TIMON. :3 [Aside] I'll :3 meet xDD you uWu at x3 the x3 tuwn. >_> What :3 a x3 god's ^.^ gowd, -:33 That ^.^ he >_> is wowshipp'd uWu in :3 a baser OwO tempwe -Than :3 whewe UwU swinye feed! -'Tis xDD thou :3 that UwU wig'st x3 the >_< bawk ÚwÚ and pwough'st x3 the :33 foam, -UwU Settwest :33 admiwed ^w^ wevewence uWu in :3 a slave. -;;w;; To uWu thee be wowship! ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ saints fow ^.^ aye -^w^ Be cwown'd with pwagues, :3 that uWu thee awonye OwO obey! -Fit UwU I :3 meet OwO them. :3 [Advancing from :33 his ÚwÚ cave] -ÚwÚ POET. >w< Haiw, ÚwÚ wowthy Timon! -PAINTEW. Our wate x3 nyobwe x3 mastew! -x3 TIMON. :3 Have UwU I >_> once liv'd to >_> see >w< two xDD honyest men? -ÚwÚ POET. UwU Siw, ->_> Having often of x3 youw open >_> bounty ÚwÚ tasted, -Heawing xDD you :3 wewe retir'd, x3 youw ^w^ fwiends fall'n ^w^ off, ->_< Whose thankwess >_> nyatuwes- x3 O ;;w;; abhowwed ^-^ spiwits!- -ÚwÚ Nyot aww x3 the OwO whips of heaven OwO awe large enyough- -What! to UwU you, ->_< Whose staw-wike nobleness uWu gave >w< wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ infwuence -;;w;; To uWu theiw whole >w< being! UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ wapt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU cuvw -uWu The monstwous >_< buwk of ÚwÚ this ingratitude -With xDD any ;;w;; size of ÚwÚ wowds. -x3 TIMON. Let >w< it OwO go ^.^ nyaked: ;;w;; men OwO may see't x3 the ^-^ bettew. ->_> You :3 that OwO awe OwO honyest, ^.^ by ^.^ being >_> what xDD you awe, -^-^ Make them best :3 seen ÚwÚ and knyown. -PAINTEW. >w< He ÚwÚ and mysewf -:3 Have ;;w;; twavaiw'd uWu in x3 the great OwO show'w of x3 youw ;;w;; gifts, -xDD And sweetly UwU fewt :3 it. -x3 TIMON. Ay, xDD you OwO awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. -PAINTEW. We OwO awe ÚwÚ hithew come to offer xDD you UwU ouw service. -x3 TIMON. :3 Most xDD honyest :3 men! Why, >w< how UwU shaww UwU I :3 wequite you? -UwU Can xDD you eat woots, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink UwU cowd :33 watew- uWu Nyo? -ÚwÚ BOTH. >_> What ^.^ we ^.^ can UwU do, we'll UwU do, to UwU do xDD you service. -x3 TIMON. Y'awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. ^-^ Y'have heard :3 that UwU I uWu have x3 gowd; -UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe xDD you :3 have. ^w^ Speak truth; ;;w;; y'awe xDD honyest ^.^ men. -PAINTEW. ^w^ So >w< it >_> is said, x3 my x3 nyobwe wowd; >_> but >_< thewefowe ->_< Came nyot x3 my :33 fwiend nor ^.^ I. -x3 TIMON. ^-^ Good xDD honyest :3 men! ^.^ Thou >_< dwaw'st :3 a OwO countewfeit -UwU Best uWu in aww OwO Athens. Th'art ÚwÚ indeed x3 the OwO best; -^.^ Thou >_> countewfeit'st UwU most >w< wivewy. -PAINTEW. So, >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. E'en >_> so, ^w^ siw, >_< as UwU I :3 say. :33 [To ;;w;; To xDD POET] xDD And fow >w< thy OwO fiction, -Why, >w< thy >_> vewse ^-^ swewws with ^w^ stuff UwU so OwO finye ÚwÚ and x3 smooth -:33 That xDD thou awt even natural uWu in ^.^ thinye art. -OwO But fow aww uWu this, x3 my x3 honyest-nyatuw'd OwO fwiends, -UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >_> say xDD you uWu have :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ fauwt. -OwO Mawwy, UwU 'tis nyot monstwous uWu in uWu you; :3 nyeithew ÚwÚ wish UwU I ->_> You OwO take much ^w^ pains to >w< mend. -ÚwÚ BOTH. Beseech x3 youw honour -;;w;; To >_< make >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to >_> us. -x3 TIMON. You'll OwO take >w< it ill. -ÚwÚ BOTH. :3 Most thankfully, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. Will xDD you >_< indeed? -ÚwÚ BOTH. Doubt >w< it >_> nyot, ÚwÚ wowthy OwO wowd. -x3 TIMON. >_> Thewe's >_< nyevew :3 a one of xDD you >_> but twusts :3 a x3 knyave -:33 That >w< mightiwy uWu deceives OwO you. -ÚwÚ BOTH. Do :33 we, x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 TIMON. Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD you hear ^.^ him :33 cog, >_> see ^.^ him ÚwÚ dissembwe, -xDD Knyow :33 his gwoss ^w^ patchewy, wuv :3 him, >w< feed :3 him, -^w^ Keep uWu in x3 youw x3 bosom; yet wemain x3 assuw'd -:33 That uWu he's :3 a ;;w;; made-up villain. -PAINTEW. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot xDD such, x3 my OwO wowd. -ÚwÚ POET. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. -x3 TIMON. Wook UwU you, UwU I wuv xDD you well; I'll UwU give xDD you ^.^ gowd, -Rid ;;w;; me these x3 viwwains from x3 youw companies. -Hang them ow x3 stab ÚwÚ them, x3 dwown them uWu in :3 a draught, -Confound them ^.^ by x3 some course, ÚwÚ and come to uWu me, -I'll UwU give xDD you gowd enyough. -ÚwÚ BOTH. Nyame ÚwÚ them, x3 my wowd; >_> wet's ^.^ knyow OwO them. -x3 TIMON. >_> You :3 that :3 way, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO this- >_> but >w< two uWu in company; -x3 Each x3 man >_< apawt, aww :3 singwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ awonye, -ÚwÚ Yet >w< an ^w^ awch-viwwain keeps ^.^ him UwU company. -:33 [To x3 the PAINTEW] If, :3 whewe xDD thou awt, >w< two villians UwU shaww nyot be, -:3 Come nyot nyeaw ^.^ him. :33 [To x3 the xDD POET] ;;w;; If xDD thou wouldst nyot >w< weside -OwO But :3 whewe one viwwain ;;w;; is, xDD then ^.^ him ;;w;; abandon.- -Hence, ;;w;; pack! there's x3 gowd; xDD you ^-^ came fow ^.^ gowd, OwO ye ^-^ swaves. -:33 [To x3 the PAINTEW] >_> You uWu have ^.^ wowk fow OwO me; there's ^.^ payment; UwU hence! -:33 [To x3 the xDD POET] >_> You OwO awe >w< an alchemist; >_< make gowd of ÚwÚ that.- -Out, wascaw x3 dogs! :33 [Beats ÚwÚ and drives them out] - -Entew ^.^ FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and >w< two x3 SENyATOWS - -FWAVIUS. ^.^ It >_> is :33 vain :3 that xDD you ^.^ wouwd speak with uWu Timon; -For ^.^ he >_> is uWu set UwU so >w< onwy to >_< himsewf -:33 That >_< nyothing >_> but >_< himsewf which :33 wooks ^.^ wike x3 man -Is xDD fwiendwy with ^.^ him. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Bring >_> us to :33 his ^.^ cave. -^.^ It >_> is UwU ouw ÚwÚ pawt ÚwÚ and promise to x3 th' ^-^ Athenyians -;;w;; To speak with xDD Timon. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. At aww times :33 awike -OwO Men OwO awe nyot still x3 the >w< same; uWu 'twas time ÚwÚ and griefs -:33 That >w< fwam'd ^.^ him OwO thus. Time, with :33 his fairer uWu hand, -;;w;; Offewing x3 the fowtunyes of :33 his xDD fowmew uWu days, -uWu The xDD fowmew x3 man OwO may >_< make ^.^ him. Bring >_> us to :3 him, -xDD And chance >w< it >_< as >w< it may. -FWAVIUS. :3 Hewe >_> is :33 his ^.^ cave. -:3 Peace ÚwÚ and :3 content be here! Lord Timon! Timon! -Wook ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and speak to fwiends. xDD Th' ^-^ Athenyians -^-^ By >w< two of uWu theiw UwU most reverend :33 Senyate x3 gweet thee. -^w^ Speak to ÚwÚ them, x3 nyobwe xDD Timon. - -Entew >w< TIMON x3 out of :33 his cave - -x3 TIMON. ^.^ Thou sun :3 that uWu comfowts, :3 buwn. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and be hang'd! -For >_< each true ;;w;; wowd :3 a blister, ÚwÚ and >_< each UwU fawse -^w^ Be >_< as :3 a cauterizing to x3 the ^.^ woot ^.^ o' x3 th' ;;w;; tongue, -uWu Consuming >w< it with >_> speaking! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Wowthy :3 Timon- -x3 TIMON. Of >_< nyonye >_> but xDD such >_< as UwU you, ÚwÚ and xDD you of xDD Timon. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. uWu The :3 senyatows of ^.^ Athens x3 gweet ÚwÚ thee, xDD Timon. -x3 TIMON. UwU I >_> thank OwO them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >_> send them back x3 the :3 pwague, -Could UwU I >_> but catch >w< it fow OwO them. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_< O, x3 fowget ->_> What ^.^ we OwO awe sowwy fow ouwsewves uWu in thee. -uWu The :3 senyatows with one >_< consent of wuv ->w< Entweat uWu thee back to :3 Athens, who uWu have xDD thought -On >_> speciaw uWu dignyities, which ;;w;; vacant >_< wie -For >w< thy best use ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weawing. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. ^-^ They x3 confess -uWu Towawd uWu thee ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ^w^ too general, gross; ->_< Which nyow x3 the public ;;w;; body, which xDD doth seldom ->_> Pway x3 the >w< wecantew, :33 feewing uWu in itsewf -^-^ A ^.^ wack of >_< Timon's ^w^ aid, hath sense withal -Of >w< it UwU own fail, >_< westwainying >_> aid to >w< Timon, -xDD And >_> send fowth >_> us to >_< make uWu theiw :33 sowwowed xDD wendew, -OwO Togethew with :3 a recompense ^.^ mowe :33 fwuitfuw -Than uWu theiw offence ^.^ can >w< weigh down ^.^ by x3 the dwam; -Ay, even xDD such OwO heaps ÚwÚ and uWu sums of wuv ÚwÚ and weawth -;;w;; As UwU shaww to uWu thee uWu bwot x3 out >_> what >_< wwongs :3 wewe theirs -xDD And >w< wwite uWu in uWu thee x3 the figuwes of uWu theiw xDD wuv, -^w^ Evew to ^w^ wead them ÚwÚ thinye. -x3 TIMON. >_> You >w< witch ;;w;; me uWu in uWu it; -uWu Suwpwise ;;w;; me to x3 the xDD vewy OwO bwink of >w< teaws. -uWu Wend ;;w;; me :3 a ;;w;; foow's >_< heawt ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD woman's ^w^ eyes, -xDD And I'll ;;w;; beweep these uWu comfowts, ÚwÚ wowthy ;;w;; senyatows. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Therefore UwU so uWu pwease uWu thee to ^-^ wetuwn with us, -xDD And of UwU ouw :3 Athens, ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ and >_> ouws, to OwO take -uWu The :3 captainship, xDD thou shalt be >w< met with thanks, -Allow'd with ^w^ absowute x3 powew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ good xDD nyame -Wive with authowity. ^w^ So >w< soon ^.^ we UwU shaww UwU dwive back -Of UwU Awcibiades x3 th' >_< appwoaches ^w^ wiwd, -UwU Who, ^.^ wike :3 a boar ^w^ too uWu savage, xDD doth ^.^ woot x3 up -ÚwÚ His >_> countwy's peace. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And ÚwÚ shakes :33 his threat'ning xDD swowd -^w^ Against x3 the OwO wawws of OwO Athens. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >_< Thewefowe, :3 Timon- -x3 TIMON. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, UwU I :33 wiww. Therefore UwU I :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, thus: -;;w;; If UwU Awcibiades OwO kiww x3 my ÚwÚ countwymen, -Let UwU Awcibiades ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this of >w< Timon, -:33 That OwO Timon ÚwÚ cawes not. OwO But >_> if ^.^ he ^-^ sack >w< faiw :3 Athens, -xDD And OwO take UwU ouw xDD goodwy ^-^ aged ;;w;; men ^.^ by x3 th' ÚwÚ beawds, -xDD Giving UwU ouw >w< howy viwgins to x3 the stain -Of :3 contumewious, UwU beastwy, >w< mad-bwain'd waw, -UwU Then wet ^.^ him UwU knyow- ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him OwO Timon xDD speaks >w< it -^w^ In pity of UwU ouw ^-^ aged ÚwÚ and UwU ouw OwO youth- -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but tell ^.^ him :3 that UwU I :3 cawe >_> nyot, -xDD And wet ^.^ him x3 take't uWu at wowst; fow uWu theiw >_> knyives :3 cawe >_> nyot, -While xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ thwoats to answer. For myself, ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^-^ whittwe uWu in x3 th' ^-^ unwuwy ÚwÚ camp -OwO But UwU I UwU do >w< pwize >w< it uWu at x3 my wuv >w< befowe -uWu The :33 wevewend'st ^w^ thwoat uWu in OwO Athens. ^w^ So UwU I OwO weave xDD you -;;w;; To x3 the pwotection of x3 the :33 pwospewous uWu gods, -;;w;; As thieves to ÚwÚ keepews. -FWAVIUS. OwO Stay >_> nyot, aww's uWu in OwO vain. -x3 TIMON. Why, UwU I UwU was wwiting of x3 my >_> epitaph; -^.^ It xDD wiww be :3 seen ÚwÚ to-mowwow. OwO My ^-^ wong sicknyess -Of ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and UwU wiving nyow ÚwÚ begins to >_> mend, -xDD And >_< nyothing >_< bwings ;;w;; me aww xDD things. ^w^ Go, ^w^ wive stiww; -^w^ Be UwU Awcibiades x3 youw :3 pwague, xDD you his, -xDD And >w< wast UwU so ^-^ wong enough! -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. We speak uWu in OwO vain. -x3 TIMON. OwO But yet UwU I wuv x3 my country, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am nyot -x3 Onye :3 that :3 wejoices uWu in x3 the ^w^ common ^.^ wweck, -;;w;; As ^w^ common ÚwÚ bwuit xDD doth put :3 it. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. >w< That's weww >_> spoke. -x3 TIMON. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 my >w< woving :33 countwymen- -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; These wowds :33 become x3 youw lips >_< as ;;w;; they pass ^w^ thwough -OwO them. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. xDD And enter uWu in UwU ouw OwO eaws ^.^ wike great >_> twiumphews -^w^ In uWu theiw >_> appwauding gates. -x3 TIMON. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ them, -xDD And tell them :3 that, to ^w^ ease them of uWu theiw ^.^ gwiefs, -^-^ Theiw OwO feaws of >_> hostiwe ;;w;; stwokes, uWu theiw >_> aches, losses, -^-^ Theiw x3 pangs of xDD wuv, with othew :3 incident throes -:33 That ;;w;; nyatuwe's fragile vessel xDD doth >_< sustain -^w^ In ^w^ wife's :33 uncewtain >_> voyage, UwU I xDD wiww x3 some OwO kindnyess UwU do OwO them- -I'll >_< teach them to ^w^ pwevent >w< wiwd Awcibiades' wrath. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. UwU I ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this well; ^.^ he xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; again. -x3 TIMON. UwU I uWu have :3 a tree, which gwows OwO hewe uWu in x3 my cwose, -:33 That >_< minye UwU own use OwO invites ;;w;; me to :3 cut ;;w;; down, -xDD And x3 showtwy ^w^ must UwU I UwU feww :3 it. Teww x3 my OwO fwiends, -Teww :3 Athens, uWu in x3 the OwO sequence of degwee -Fwom xDD high to wow throughout, :3 that ÚwÚ whoso uWu pwease -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop ^-^ affwiction, wet ^.^ him OwO take :33 his xDD haste, -:3 Come hithew, ere x3 my twee hath UwU fewt x3 the axe, -xDD And ^w^ hang himself. UwU I pray xDD you UwU do x3 my ^.^ gweeting. -FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Twoubwe ^.^ him nyo >w< fuwthew; OwO thus xDD you still UwU shaww find ^.^ him. -x3 TIMON. :3 Come nyot to ;;w;; me again; >_> but >_> say to ^.^ Athens -OwO Timon hath UwU made :33 his everlasting >_< mansion ->_> Upon x3 the ^-^ beached ;;w;; vewge of x3 the ^-^ sawt flood, -Who >_> once :3 a day with :33 his :33 embossed uWu fwoth -uWu The turbulent suwge UwU shaww ÚwÚ cuvw. Thither come, -xDD And wet x3 my ^-^ gwavestonye be x3 youw owacwe. -Lips, wet :3 souw wowds OwO go ^.^ by ÚwÚ and language end: ->_> What >_> is xDD amiss, pwague ÚwÚ and :3 infection mend! -ÚwÚ Gwaves >w< onwy be men's wowks ÚwÚ and :33 death uWu theiw >_> gain! ->_< Sun, hide >w< thy beams. OwO Timon hath donye :33 his reign. -uWu Exit >w< TIMON x3 into :33 his cave -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ His discontents OwO awe unremovably -Coupwed to :33 nyatuwe. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. Our UwU hope uWu in ^.^ him >_> is uWu dead. Let >_> us ^-^ wetuwn -xDD And ;;w;; stwain >_> what othew means >_> is left >w< unto >_> us -^w^ In UwU ouw uWu deaw ÚwÚ pewiw. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ^.^ It uWu wequiwes UwU swift ^-^ foot. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO wawws of ^.^ Athens - -Entew >w< two othew x3 SENyATOWS with :3 a MESSENGEW - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ^.^ Thou x3 hast painfully discuvw'd; OwO awe :33 his fiwes -;;w;; As full >_< as >w< thy report? -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke x3 the weast. -:33 Besides, :33 his ÚwÚ expedition ÚwÚ pwomises -^w^ Pwesent ;;w;; appwoach. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. We stand much >_< hazawd >_> if ;;w;; they ;;w;; bwing nyot xDD Timon. -x3 MESSENGEW. UwU I >w< met :3 a ;;w;; couwiew, one >_< minye UwU ancient fwiend, -UwU Whom, ^w^ though uWu in general ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ we :3 wewe oppos'd, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU ouw ;;w;; owd wuv xDD had :3 a xDD pawticuwaw fowce, -xDD And UwU made >_> us speak ^.^ wike fwiends. This x3 man UwU was riding -Fwom UwU Awcibiades to >_< Timon's cave -With x3 wettews of ;;w;; entweaty, which ^.^ impowted -ÚwÚ His fewwowship :33 i' x3 th' cause OwO against x3 youw city, -^w^ In ÚwÚ pawt fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake ;;w;; mov'd. - -Entew x3 the othew SENyATOWS, from >w< TIMON - -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. :3 Hewe come UwU ouw brothers. -^w^ THIWD ^w^ SENyATOW. No tawk of >w< Timon, >_< nyothing of ^.^ him ^.^ expect. -uWu The ^.^ enyemies' drum >_> is ^-^ heawd, ÚwÚ and x3 feawfuw scouring -^-^ Doth >_< choke x3 the ^w^ aiw with dust. ÚwÚ In, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwepawe. -^-^ Ouws >_> is x3 the ^.^ faww, UwU I x3 feaw; UwU ouw ^-^ foes x3 the >_> snyawe. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The ^w^ TIMON's >_< cave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wude tomb :3 seen - -Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW uWu in x3 the ;;w;; woods, UwU seeking >w< TIMON - -uWu SOWDIEW. ^-^ By aww description ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be x3 the ;;w;; pwace. -Who's hewe? ÚwÚ Speak, ho! No answer? >_> What >_> is :3 this? -OwO Timon >_> is >_< dead, who hath ;;w;; outstwetch'd :33 his :33 span. -;;w;; Some beast x3 weaw'd >_< this; OwO hewe does nyot ^w^ wive :3 a man. -^.^ Dead, sure; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this :33 his x3 gwave. x3 What's on ÚwÚ this tomb -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wead; x3 the character I'll OwO take with ^w^ wax. -Our UwU captain hath uWu in every xDD figuwe ^-^ skiww, -^-^ An ag'd interpreter, ^w^ though xDD young uWu in days; -^.^ Befowe OwO pwoud ^.^ Athens uWu he's uWu set down ^.^ by uWu this, ->_< Whose faww x3 the mark of :33 his ^-^ ambition >w< is. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -^.^ Befowe x3 the OwO wawws of ^.^ Athens - -Twumpets UwU sound. Entew >_> AWCIBIADES with :33 his ÚwÚ powews >w< befowe ^.^ Athens - -^w^ AWCIBIADES. Sound to ÚwÚ this x3 cowawd ÚwÚ and OwO wascivious :33 town -Our tewwibwe ;;w;; appwoach. - -Sound :3 a >_< pawwey. uWu The x3 SENyATOWS appeaw ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wawws - -Tiww nyow xDD you uWu have >_> gonye on ÚwÚ and :3 fiww'd x3 the time -With aww :33 wicentious uWu measuwe, x3 making x3 youw wills -uWu The ;;w;; scope of justice; >w< tiww now, myself, ÚwÚ and xDD such -;;w;; As slept within x3 the :3 shadow of x3 youw x3 powew, -:3 Have uWu wandew'd with UwU ouw OwO twavews'd awms, ÚwÚ and >w< bweath'd -Our sufferance ^.^ vainwy. Now x3 the time >_> is ^-^ fwush, -x3 When :33 cwouching marrow, uWu in x3 the bearer :33 stwong, ->w< Cwies of itsewf x3 'Nyo ÚwÚ mowe!' Now ^w^ bweathwess wrong -Shall sit ÚwÚ and :33 pant uWu in x3 youw great >_> chaiws of uWu ease, -xDD And >_< puwsy :3 insowence UwU shaww bweak :33 his wind -With feaw ÚwÚ and >_> howwid fwight. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Noble ÚwÚ and >_> young, -x3 When >w< thy xDD fiwst griefs :3 wewe >_> but :3 a mere ^.^ conceit, -Ere xDD thou >w< hadst powew ow ^.^ we xDD had cause of ;;w;; feaw, -We sent to ÚwÚ thee, to UwU give >w< thy rages balm, -;;w;; To xDD wipe x3 out UwU ouw ingratitude with loves -Abuv uWu theiw quantity. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. ^w^ So uWu did ^.^ we ^.^ woo ->_< Twansfowmed OwO Timon to UwU ouw ^.^ city's wuv -^-^ By humble ^-^ message ÚwÚ and ^.^ by pwomis'd means. -We :3 wewe nyot aww >_> unkind, nor aww OwO desewve -uWu The ^w^ common ^w^ stwoke of waw. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. ;;w;; These OwO wawws of ouws -^.^ Wewe nyot >_> ewected ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ hands from ÚwÚ whom ->_> You uWu have weceiv'd x3 youw OwO gwiefs; nor OwO awe ;;w;; they xDD such -:33 That these great >_> tow'ws, trophies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ schoows, >_> shouwd faww -For >_> pwivate :33 fauwts uWu in OwO them. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. x3 Nyow OwO awe ;;w;; they UwU wiving -Who :3 wewe x3 the >_< motives :3 that xDD you xDD fiwst OwO went out; -:3 Shame, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO wanted ^w^ cunnying, uWu in ^.^ excess ->_< Hath broke uWu theiw >w< heawts. March, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -^.^ Into UwU ouw UwU city with >w< thy ^-^ bannyews :33 spwead. -^-^ By >_> decimation ÚwÚ and :3 a tithed >w< death- -;;w;; If >w< thy :33 wevenges :33 hungew fow :3 that OwO food ->_< Which ÚwÚ nyatuwe woathes- OwO take xDD thou x3 the ^w^ destin'd tenth, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the >_< hazawd of x3 the ^-^ spotted ^-^ die -Let ^-^ die x3 the ^.^ spotted. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. All uWu have nyot UwU offended; -For UwU those :3 that uWu wewe, >w< it >_> is nyot square to take, -On UwU those :3 that awe, >_< wevenge: >_< cwimes, ^.^ wike lands, -^w^ Awe nyot inherited. Then, uWu deaw countwyman, -Bring uWu in >w< thy ranks, >_> but OwO weave ^-^ without >w< thy uWu wage; -^w^ Spawe >w< thy xDD Athenyian cwadwe, ÚwÚ and UwU those ^-^ kin ->_< Which, uWu in x3 the ^.^ bwustew of >w< thy :33 wwath, ^w^ must faww -With UwU those :3 that uWu have ^.^ offended. Wike :3 a xDD shephewd -OwO Appwoach x3 the ^w^ fowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cuww x3 th' xDD infected ^-^ fowth, -OwO But OwO kiww nyot aww together. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. >_> What xDD thou wiwt, -^.^ Thou rather shalt enforce >w< it with >w< thy ;;w;; smiwe -Than hew uWu to't with >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -uWu FIWST ^w^ SENyATOW. Set >_> but >w< thy :33 foot -^w^ Against UwU ouw :33 wampiw'd :3 gates ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they UwU shaww ope, -^w^ So xDD thou wiwt >_> send >w< thy ^-^ gentwe >_< heawt >w< befowe -;;w;; To >_> say x3 thou't enter friendly. -^w^ SECOND ^w^ SENyATOW. Throw >w< thy glove, -:33 Ow xDD any ;;w;; token of ^.^ thinye honour else, -:33 That xDD thou wiwt use x3 the UwU waws >_< as >w< thy xDD wedwess -xDD And nyot >_< as UwU ouw ^.^ confusion, aww >w< thy ÚwÚ powews -Shall >_< make uWu theiw uWu hawbouw uWu in UwU ouw :33 town >w< tiww ^.^ we -:3 Have OwO seaw'd >w< thy full desiwe. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Then there's x3 my gwuv; ->_< Descend, ÚwÚ and open x3 youw >_> unchawged ^w^ powts. ->w< Those >_< enyemies of >_< Timon's ÚwÚ and >_< minye OwO own, -;;w;; Whom xDD you youwsewves UwU shaww uWu set x3 out fow xDD wepwoof, -Fall, ÚwÚ and nyo more. ^.^ And, to OwO atonye x3 youw OwO feaws -With x3 my ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe meanying, nyot :3 a x3 man -Shall pass :33 his quarter ow ^-^ offend x3 the stweam -Of regular justice uWu in x3 youw ^.^ city's UwU bounds, -OwO But UwU shaww be render'd to x3 youw public UwU waws -At ;;w;; heaviest answer. -ÚwÚ BOTH. 'Tis UwU most ;;w;; nyobwy >_> spoken. -^w^ AWCIBIADES. >_< Descend, ÚwÚ and >_< keep x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. -;;w;; [The x3 SENyATOWS descend ÚwÚ and open x3 the ÚwÚ gates] - -Entew :3 a ;;w;; SOWDIEW >_< as :3 a Messenger - -uWu SOWDIEW. OwO My x3 nyobwe Genyewaw, OwO Timon >_> is UwU dead; -x3 Entomb'd ;;w;; upon x3 the xDD vewy >w< hem ^.^ o' x3 th' sea; -xDD And on :33 his uWu gwave-stonye ÚwÚ this ^w^ inscuwptuwe, which -With OwO wax UwU I ^.^ bwought away, x3 whose soft x3 impwession -UwU Intewpwets fow x3 my poor UwU ignyowance. - ->_> AWCIBIADES weads x3 the uWu Epitaph - -;;w;; 'Hewe wies :3 a wwetched :33 cowse, of wwetched :3 souw beweft; -;;w;; Seek nyot x3 my nyame. ^-^ A pwague ^-^ consume xDD you wicked >_< caitiffs :33 weft! -:3 Hewe >_< wie I, >w< Timon, who ^.^ awive aww UwU wiving ;;w;; men uWu did ^.^ hate. -ÚwÚ Pass UwU by, ÚwÚ and UwU cuwse >w< thy OwO fiww; >_> but pass, ÚwÚ and xDD stay nyot OwO hewe >w< thy -gait.' -;;w;; These weww express uWu in uWu thee >w< thy UwU wattew spiwits. -;;w;; Though xDD thou abhorr'dst uWu in >_> us UwU ouw human ^.^ gwiefs, -Scorn'dst UwU ouw bwain's >_< fwow, ÚwÚ and UwU those UwU ouw ^.^ dwopwets which -Fwom niggard ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^.^ faww, yet rich conceit ->_< Taught uWu thee to >_< make >_> vast Nyeptunye xDD weep fow ^.^ aye -On >w< thy wow ^-^ gwave, on :33 fauwts forgiven. Dead -Is x3 nyobwe >w< Timon, of x3 whose ^w^ memowy -uWu Heweaftew more. Bring ;;w;; me x3 into x3 youw city, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww use x3 the owive, with x3 my ^-^ swowd; -^-^ Make >w< waw breed ÚwÚ peace, >_< make uWu peace ÚwÚ stint waw, >_< make >_< each -Prescribe to ÚwÚ othew, >_< as >_< each ;;w;; othew's leech. -Let UwU ouw xDD dwums stwike. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -1594 - -^-^ THE uWu TWAGEDY ÚwÚ OF TITUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - ->w< SATUWNyINyUS, >_< son to x3 the wate >_> Empewow of ^w^ Wome, afterwards >_> Empewow -^w^ BASSIANyUS, ÚwÚ bwothew to uWu Satuwnyinyus -TITUS ANDRONICUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Roman ->_> MAWCUS ANDRONICUS, ;;w;; Twibunye of x3 the People, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothew to Titus - -:33 Sons to Titus :3 Andwonyicus: -:33 WUCIUS -x3 QUINTUS -:33 MAWTIUS -MUTIUS - -:3 YOUNG LUCIUS, :3 a ^-^ boy, >_< son to ^.^ Wucius -;;w;; PUBWIUS, >_< son to x3 Mawcus Andwonyicus - -ÚwÚ Kinsmen to :33 Titus: -OwO SEMPWONyIUS ->_> CAIUS -;;w;; VAWENTINyE - -AEMIWIUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Roman - -:33 Sons to Tamora: -;;w;; AWAWBUS -:3 DEMETWIUS -^w^ CHIWON - -^.^ AAWON, :3 a uWu Moow, beloved ^.^ by Tamora -^-^ A >w< CAPTAIN -^-^ A MESSENGEW -^-^ A CWOWN - -uWu TAMOWA, xDD Queen of x3 the Goths -^.^ WAVINyIA, daughter to Titus Andwonyicus -^-^ A xDD NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and :3 a black :33 CHIWD - -Romans ÚwÚ and x3 Goths, >_< Senyatows, Twibunyes, ^-^ Officews, Soldiers, ÚwÚ and -^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 the neighbourhood - - -^.^ ACT :3 1. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe x3 the Capitow - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew x3 the ^w^ TWIBUNyES ÚwÚ and x3 SENyATOWS aloft; ÚwÚ and xDD then enter bewow -OwO SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ fowwowews uWu at one door, ÚwÚ and xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ fowwowews -uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ othew, with xDD dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets - -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Noble UwU patwicians, ;;w;; patwons of x3 my wight, -Defend x3 the justice of x3 my cause with arms; -^.^ And, ÚwÚ countwymen, x3 my >w< woving ÚwÚ fowwowews, -;;w;; Pwead x3 my ;;w;; successive ;;w;; titwe with x3 youw :3 swowds. -UwU I ^w^ am :33 his xDD fiwst bown >_< son :3 that UwU was x3 the >w< wast -:33 That OwO wawe x3 the ÚwÚ impewiaw diadem of Rome; -UwU Then wet x3 my father's honyouws ^w^ wive uWu in uWu me, -x3 Nyow wrong >_< minye age with ÚwÚ this indignity. -BASSIANyUS. uWu Womans, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ fowwowews, :3 favouwews of x3 my wight, -;;w;; If OwO evew ÚwÚ Bassianyus, Caesar's x3 son, -^.^ Wewe >_> gwacious uWu in x3 the eyes of royal ^w^ Wome, -^w^ Keep xDD then ÚwÚ this uWu passage to x3 the Capitow; -xDD And suffew nyot x3 dishonyouw to appwoach -uWu The ÚwÚ impewiaw >w< seat, to viwtue xDD consecwate, -;;w;; To justice, continyence, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobiwity; -OwO But wet desewt uWu in puwe UwU ewection ÚwÚ shinye; -^.^ And, uWu Womans, >w< fight fow OwO fweedom uWu in x3 youw >w< choice. - -Entew >_> MAWCUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS awoft, with x3 the >_< cwown - -OwO MAWCUS. Pwinces, :3 that strive ^.^ by factions ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^w^ fwiends -Ambitiously fow UwU wuwe ÚwÚ and empewy, -xDD Knyow :3 that x3 the OwO peopwe of ^w^ Wome, fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we stand -^-^ A >_> speciaw ^.^ pawty, uWu have ^.^ by ^w^ common uWu voice -^w^ In UwU ewection fow x3 the Roman OwO empewy ->_< Chosen Andronicus, x3 suwnyamed ^w^ Pius -For UwU many ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and great deserts to xDD Wome. -^-^ A >w< nyobwew ^w^ man, :3 a >_< bwavew wawwiow, -Wives nyot ÚwÚ this day within x3 the UwU city :33 wawws. ->w< He ^.^ by x3 the :33 Senyate >_> is UwU accited ^.^ home, -Fwom ÚwÚ weawy UwU waws OwO against x3 the barbarous x3 Goths, -:33 That with :33 his sons, :3 a tewwow to UwU ouw ;;w;; foes, ->_< Hath ^-^ yok'd :3 a nation :33 stwong, ;;w;; twain'd x3 up uWu in arms. -uWu Ten years OwO awe xDD spent xDD since xDD fiwst ^.^ he ^.^ undewtook -This cause of ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chastised with :3 awms -Our ^.^ enyemies' >_> pwide; five times ^.^ he hath wetuwn'd -Bweeding to ^w^ Wome, :33 beawing :33 his uWu vawiant xDD sons -^w^ In ^w^ coffins from x3 the :3 fiewd; ÚwÚ and uWu at ÚwÚ this day -;;w;; To x3 the ;;w;; monyument of :3 that Andronici -Done sacrifice of expiation, -xDD And :3 swain x3 the uWu nyobwest ÚwÚ pwisonyew of x3 the uWu Goths. -xDD And nyow uWu at last, ^w^ waden with x3 honyouw's spoils, -Returns x3 the ÚwÚ good Andwonyicus to ^w^ Wome, -UwU Wenyownyed >w< Titus, fwouwishing uWu in arms. -Let >_> us entreat, ^.^ by honour of :33 his xDD nyame -;;w;; Whom ^-^ wowthiwy xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have nyow UwU succeed, -xDD And uWu in x3 the Capitow ÚwÚ and Senate's wight, -;;w;; Whom xDD you pwetend to honour ÚwÚ and :33 adowe, -:33 That xDD you >_< withdwaw xDD you ÚwÚ and ^-^ abate x3 youw >_< stwength, ->_< Dismiss x3 youw ÚwÚ fowwowews, x3 and, >_< as ^-^ suitows should, -;;w;; Pwead x3 youw deserts uWu in uWu peace ÚwÚ and humbwenyess. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. How >w< faiw x3 the ;;w;; Twibunye xDD speaks to ÚwÚ cawm x3 my >w< thoughts. -BASSIANyUS. x3 Mawcus Andronicus, UwU so UwU I UwU do affy -^w^ In >w< thy upwightnyess ÚwÚ and >w< integwity, -xDD And UwU so UwU I wuv ÚwÚ and honour uWu thee ÚwÚ and xDD thinye, -x3 Thy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ bwothew Titus ÚwÚ and :33 his sons, -xDD And her to ÚwÚ whom x3 my >_< thoughts OwO awe ^.^ humbwed all, -Gracious Wavinyia, OwO Wome's rich ownyament, -:33 That UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewe dismiss x3 my >w< woving OwO fwiends, -xDD And to x3 my fowtunyes ÚwÚ and x3 the people's ^.^ favouw -^-^ Commit x3 my cause uWu in ^w^ bawance to be weigh'd. -Exeunt x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of xDD BASSIANyUS -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Friends, :3 that uWu have :33 been OwO thus forward uWu in x3 my wight, -UwU I >_> thank xDD you aww ÚwÚ and OwO hewe dismiss xDD you all, -xDD And to x3 the wuv ÚwÚ and ^.^ favouw of x3 my countwy -^-^ Commit myself, x3 my pewson, ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO cause. -Exeunt x3 the ^-^ sowdiews of OwO SATUWNyINyUS -^w^ Wome, be >_< as >w< just ÚwÚ and >_> gwacious >w< unto ;;w;; me -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am xDD confident ÚwÚ and uWu kind to thee. -^w^ Open x3 the :3 gates ÚwÚ and wet ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -BASSIANyUS. Twibunyes, ÚwÚ and uWu me, :3 a poor competitor. -[Flourish. ^-^ They OwO go x3 up x3 into x3 the :33 Senyate House] - -Entew :3 a >w< CAPTAIN - -CAPTAIN. uWu Womans, >_< make >_> way. uWu The ÚwÚ good Andronicus, ->w< Patwon of virtue, OwO Wome's best champion, -:3 Successfuw uWu in x3 the :3 battwes :3 that ^.^ he ÚwÚ fights, -With honour ÚwÚ and with :3 fowtunye >_> is wetuwn'd -Fwom :3 whewe ^.^ he circumscribed with :33 his xDD swowd -xDD And ^.^ bwought to x3 yoke x3 the >_< enyemies of xDD Wome. - -Sound xDD dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and xDD then enter :33 MAWTIUS -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MUTIUS, >w< two of ^.^ TITUS' sons; ÚwÚ and xDD then >w< two ;;w;; men -:33 beawing :3 a UwU coffin covered with x3 bwack; xDD then :33 WUCIUS -ÚwÚ and QUINTUS, >w< two othew sons; xDD then TITUS ANDRONICUS; -ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 TAMOWA x3 the xDD Queen of x3 Goths, with her >w< thwee -sons, xDD AWAWBUS, UwU DEMETWIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with ^-^ AAWON x3 the -uWu Moow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, >_< as UwU many >_< as ^.^ can >w< be. UwU Then uWu set down -x3 the UwU coffin ÚwÚ and TITUS xDD speaks - -TITUS. >w< Haiw, ^w^ Wome, ;;w;; victowious uWu in >w< thy >w< mouwnying ^.^ weeds! -Lo, >_< as x3 the >_< bawk :3 that hath UwU dischawg'd her ;;w;; fwaught -Returns with >_< pwecious :33 wading to x3 the ^w^ bay -Fwom >_> whence uWu at xDD fiwst ^.^ she x3 weigh'd her anchowage, -x3 Cometh Andronicus, bound with ÚwÚ wauwew :3 boughs, -;;w;; To re-salute :33 his countwy with :33 his ^-^ teaws, -Tears of true joy fow :33 his ^-^ wetuwn to xDD Wome. -^.^ Thou great defendew of ÚwÚ this Capitol, -;;w;; Stand >_> gwacious to x3 the rites :3 that ^.^ we >_< intend! -uWu Womans, of five ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty uWu vawiant sons, ->_> Hawf of x3 the ^w^ nyumbew :3 that ^w^ King ^.^ Pwiam :33 had, -ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the poor >_< wemains, ^.^ awive ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dead! -;;w;; These :3 that ^-^ suwvive wet ÚwÚ Wome wewawd with love; -;;w;; These :3 that UwU I ;;w;; bwing >w< unto uWu theiw ^-^ watest ^.^ home, -With >w< buwiaw amongst uWu theiw ÚwÚ ancestows. -:3 Hewe Goths uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me OwO weave to sheathe x3 my ^-^ swowd. ->w< Titus, >_> unkind, ÚwÚ and xDD cawewess of ^.^ thinye OwO own, -Why suffer'st xDD thou >w< thy sons, unbuwied ^w^ yet, -;;w;; To ^.^ huvw on x3 the :3 dweadfuw >w< showe of :3 Styx? -^-^ Make uWu way to uWu way them ^.^ by uWu theiw ^.^ bwethwen. -^w^ [They open x3 the UwU tomb] ->_> Thewe x3 gweet uWu in siwence, >_< as x3 the >_< dead OwO awe ÚwÚ wont, -xDD And :33 sweep uWu in ÚwÚ peace, :3 swain uWu in x3 youw >_> countwy's waws. -x3 O uWu sacwed ;;w;; weceptacwe of x3 my joys, -ÚwÚ Sweet cell of viwtue ÚwÚ and nobility, -How UwU many xDD sons x3 hast xDD thou of >_< minye uWu in OwO stowe -:33 That xDD thou wiwt >_< nyevew render to ;;w;; me uWu mowe! -WUCIUS. Give >_> us x3 the OwO pwoudest ÚwÚ pwisonyew of x3 the x3 Goths, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may hew :33 his limbs, ÚwÚ and on :3 a ^.^ piwe -^.^ Ad xDD manyes fwatwum sacrifice :33 his >w< fwesh -^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this uWu eawthy :3 pwison of uWu theiw xDD bonyes, -:33 That UwU so x3 the ^-^ shadows be nyot unappeas'd, -x3 Nyow ^.^ we distuwb'd with prodigies on ;;w;; eawth. -TITUS. UwU I UwU give ^.^ him :3 you- x3 the uWu nyobwest :3 that suwvives, -uWu The eldest >_< son of ÚwÚ this distwessed >w< queen. -TAMORA. Stay, Roman bwethen! Gracious x3 conquewow, -Victorious >w< Titus, rue x3 the tears UwU I shed, -^-^ A ;;w;; mothew's tears uWu in passion fow her son; -xDD And >_> if >w< thy xDD sons :3 wewe OwO evew uWu deaw to ÚwÚ thee, ->_< O, think x3 my >_< son to be >_< as uWu deaw to me! -:33 Sufficeth nyot :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe ^.^ bwought to ÚwÚ Wome -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beautify >w< thy twiumphs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wetuwn -^.^ Captive to uWu thee ÚwÚ and to >w< thy Roman >w< yoke; -OwO But ^w^ must x3 my xDD sons be swaughtewed uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets -For uWu vawiant ^-^ doings uWu in uWu theiw >_> countwy's ^w^ cause? ->_< O, >_> if to >w< fight fow x3 king ÚwÚ and >_< commonweaw -^.^ Wewe ^-^ piety uWu in xDD thinye, >w< it >_> is uWu in :3 these. -Andronicus, stain nyot >w< thy tomb with blood. -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou dwaw nyeaw x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 the >_> gods? -Draw nyeaw them xDD then uWu in ^.^ being mewcifuw. -ÚwÚ Sweet xDD mewcy >_> is nobility's true ^.^ badge. -Thwice-nyobwe >w< Titus, ^-^ spawe x3 my uWu fiwst-bown OwO son. -TITUS. ;;w;; Patient yourself, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU pawdon x3 me. -;;w;; These OwO awe uWu theiw UwU bwethwen, ÚwÚ whom x3 youw Goths beheld -ÚwÚ Awive ÚwÚ and UwU dead; ÚwÚ and fow uWu theiw >_< bwethwen :3 swain -OwO Wewigiouswy ;;w;; they ^w^ ask :3 a ÚwÚ sacwifice. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this x3 youw >_< son >_> is mawk'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die ^.^ he ^w^ must -;;w;; T' appease uWu theiw ;;w;; gwoanying ^-^ shadows :3 that OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. -WUCIUS. UwU Away with :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a fire >_< stwaight; -xDD And with UwU ouw swowds, ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ piwe of wood, -:3 Wet's hew :33 his x3 wimbs >w< tiww ;;w;; they be x3 cwean consum'd. -Exeunt ^.^ TITUS' SONS, with ;;w;; AWAWBUS -TAMORA. x3 O ^-^ cwuew, xDD iwwewigious piety! ->w< CHIWON. Was >_< nyevew OwO Scythia half UwU so bawbawous! -DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Oppose nyot OwO Scythia to :3 ambitious xDD Wome. -xDD Awawbus xDD goes to ^-^ west, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we ^-^ suwvive -;;w;; To :3 twembwe :33 undew Titus' threat'ning wook. -Then, UwU madam, stand wesowv'd, >_> but UwU hope withal -uWu The sewf-same gods :3 that awm'd x3 the xDD Queen of Twoy -With x3 oppowtunyity of ^-^ shawp xDD wevenge ->_> Upon x3 the x3 Thwacian tyrant uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent -^-^ May ^.^ favouw :33 Tamowa, x3 the xDD Queen of Goths- -x3 When Goths :3 wewe Goths ÚwÚ and Tamora UwU was ;;w;; queen- -;;w;; To ^.^ quit x3 the bwoody >_< wwongs ;;w;; upon her foes. - -^.^ We-entew LUCIUS, QUINTUS, >w< MAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ MUTIUS, x3 the xDD sons of ANDRONICUS, with uWu theiw :33 swowds bwoody - -WUCIUS. :3 See, ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fathew, >w< how ^.^ we uWu have pewfowm'd -Our Roman >w< wites: Alarbus' x3 wimbs OwO awe wopp'd, -xDD And entwaiws >w< feed x3 the ;;w;; sacwificing ^w^ fiwe, ->_< Whose >_< smoke ^.^ wike >w< incense xDD doth ^.^ pewfume x3 the x3 sky. -Remaineth >_< nyought >_> but to >_> intew UwU ouw UwU bwethwen, -xDD And with ÚwÚ woud >w< 'wawums wewcome them to xDD Wome. -TITUS. Let >w< it be >_> so, ÚwÚ and wet Andwonyicus -^-^ Make ÚwÚ this :33 his ^-^ watest >_< faweweww to uWu theiw souws. -uWu [Sound trumpets ÚwÚ and uWu way x3 the UwU coffin uWu in x3 the UwU tomb] -^w^ In uWu peace ÚwÚ and honour xDD west xDD you UwU hewe, x3 my sons; -OwO Wome's weadiest xDD champions, wepose xDD you OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ west, -^.^ Secuwe from ^-^ wowwdwy chances ÚwÚ and >w< mishaps! -:3 Hewe UwU wuwks nyo uWu tweason, OwO hewe nyo :3 envy swells, -:3 Hewe gwow nyo uWu damnyed dwugs, OwO hewe OwO awe nyo :33 stowms, -No noise, >_> but :3 siwence ÚwÚ and xDD etewnyaw OwO sweep. -^w^ In uWu peace ÚwÚ and honour xDD west xDD you UwU hewe, x3 my sons! - -Entew OwO WAVINyIA - -;;w;; WAVINyIA. ^w^ In uWu peace ÚwÚ and honour ^w^ wive Lord Titus xDD wong; -OwO My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fathew, ^w^ wive uWu in :33 fame! -Lo, uWu at ÚwÚ this tomb x3 my :3 twibutawy tears -UwU I render fow x3 my UwU bwethwen's obsequies; -xDD And uWu at >w< thy ;;w;; feet UwU I :33 knyeew, with tears of joy -;;w;; Shed on ÚwÚ this ^.^ eawth fow >w< thy ^-^ wetuwn to xDD Wome. ->_< O, ;;w;; bwess ;;w;; me OwO hewe with >w< thy ;;w;; victowious uWu hand, ->_< Whose fowtunyes OwO Wome's best :3 citizens ^w^ appwaud! -TITUS. Kind ^w^ Wome, :3 that x3 hast OwO thus :33 wovingwy reserv'd -uWu The cowdiaw of >_< minye age to uWu gwad x3 my :33 heawt! -Wavinyia, ÚwÚ wive; outwive >w< thy father's uWu days, -xDD And UwU fame's xDD etewnyaw xDD date, fow viwtue's praise! - -OwO Entew, xDD abuv, >_> MAWCUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and TWIBUNyES; -re-enter >w< SATUWNyINyUS, ^w^ BASSIANyUS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attendants - -OwO MAWCUS. OwO Wong ^w^ wive Lord >w< Titus, x3 my beloved brother, -Gracious twiumphew uWu in x3 the eyes of Wome! -TITUS. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Twibunye, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ bwothew ;;w;; Mawcus. -OwO MAWCUS. xDD And ;;w;; wewcome, uWu nyephews, from ^w^ successfuw ^-^ waws, ->_> You :3 that ^-^ suwvive ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 that :33 sweep uWu in ^w^ fame. -Faiw wowds, x3 youw fowtunyes OwO awe :33 awike uWu in aww -:33 That uWu in x3 youw >_> countwy's OwO sewvice >w< dwew x3 youw swowds; -OwO But safer twiumph >_> is ÚwÚ this ;;w;; funyewaw pomp -:33 That hath aspiw'd to Solon's happinyess -xDD And triumphs uvw chance uWu in x3 honyouw's :3 bed. -Titus Andronicus, x3 the OwO peopwe of ^w^ Wome, ->_< Whose :33 fwiend uWu in justice xDD thou x3 hast OwO evew ^-^ been, ->_< Send uWu thee ^.^ by uWu me, uWu theiw ;;w;; Twibunye ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ twust, -This >w< paw]iament of ^-^ white ÚwÚ and :3 spotwess >w< hue; -xDD And xDD nyame uWu thee uWu in UwU ewection fow x3 the empire -With these UwU ouw OwO wate-deceased uWu Empewow's ÚwÚ sons: -^w^ Be OwO candidatus >w< then, ÚwÚ and put >w< it ;;w;; on, -xDD And OwO hewp to uWu set :3 a >_> head on headless xDD Wome. -TITUS. ^-^ A xDD bettew >_> head her glorious >w< body ^w^ fits -Than :33 his :3 that ÚwÚ shakes fow age ÚwÚ and >w< feebwenyess. ->_> What >_> shouwd UwU I don ÚwÚ this wobe ÚwÚ and >_> twoubwe you? -^w^ Be OwO chosen with proclamations uWu to-day, ->_< To-mowwow yield x3 up rule, resign x3 my :3 wife, -xDD And uWu set ^.^ abwoad x3 nyew business fow xDD you ÚwÚ aww? -^w^ Wome, UwU I uWu have :33 been >w< thy soldier >w< fowty years, -xDD And x3 wed x3 my >_> countwy's ÚwÚ stwength successfully, -xDD And buried one ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty uWu vawiant sons, -Knyighted uWu in >_> fiewd, :3 swain uWu manfuwwy uWu in awms, -^w^ In >w< wight ÚwÚ and OwO sewvice of uWu theiw x3 nyobwe country. -Give ;;w;; me :3 a uWu staff of honour fow >_< minye age, -OwO But nyot :3 a sceptre to contwow x3 the wowwd. -xDD Upwight ^.^ he hewd :33 it, wowds, :3 that hewd >w< it last. -OwO MAWCUS. >w< Titus, xDD thou shalt UwU obtain ÚwÚ and ^w^ ask x3 the ^w^ empewy. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Pwoud ÚwÚ and :3 ambitious ;;w;; Twibunye, ;;w;; canst xDD thou teww? -TITUS. >w< Patience, Prince Satuwnyinyus. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Womans, UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wight. -Patricians, dwaw x3 youw swowds, ÚwÚ and sheathe them nyot -Tiww uWu Satuwnyinyus be OwO Wome's ÚwÚ Empewow. -Andronicus, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou :3 wewe uWu shipp'd to heww -Rather than rob ;;w;; me of x3 the people's ÚwÚ heawts! -WUCIUS. Pwoud >_< Satuwnyinye, :33 intewwuptew of x3 the ÚwÚ good -:33 That ;;w;; nyobwe-minded Titus means to uWu thee! -TITUS. ^.^ Content ÚwÚ thee, >_< Pwince; UwU I xDD wiww restore to uWu thee -uWu The people's hearts, ÚwÚ and wean them from x3 themsewves. -BASSIANyUS. Andronicus, UwU I UwU do nyot flatter ÚwÚ thee, -OwO But honour ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww UwU do >w< tiww UwU I die. -OwO My ^w^ faction >_> if xDD thou strengthen with >w< thy OwO fwiends, -UwU I xDD wiww UwU most >w< thankfuw be; ÚwÚ and thanks to ;;w;; men -Of x3 nyobwe minds >_> is ^.^ honyouwabwe ^.^ meed. -TITUS. Peopwe of ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and people's ÚwÚ Twibunyes UwU hewe, -UwU I ^w^ ask x3 youw ^w^ voices ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< suffwages: -Will OwO ye bestow them xDD fwiendwy on Andronicus? -uWu TWIBUNyES. ;;w;; To UwU gwatify x3 the ÚwÚ good Andronicus, -xDD And ;;w;; gwatuwate :33 his >_< safe ^-^ wetuwn to ^w^ Wome, -uWu The OwO peopwe xDD wiww xDD accept ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he >_> admits. -TITUS. Twibunyes, UwU I >_> thank uWu you; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this >_> suit UwU I ;;w;; make, -:33 That xDD you >w< cweate UwU ouw uWu Empewow's eldest x3 son, -Lord Satuwnyinye; x3 whose uWu viwtues :33 wiww, UwU I hope, ->w< Wefwect on ÚwÚ Wome >_< as Titan's ways on earth, -xDD And wipen justice uWu in ÚwÚ this >_> commonweaw. -Then, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww :33 ewect ^.^ by x3 my x3 advice, -^.^ Cwown :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_> say 'Wong ^w^ wive UwU ouw Emperor!' -OwO MAWCUS. With ^w^ voices ÚwÚ and >_< appwause of every sort, -Patwicians ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwebeians, ^.^ we >w< cweate -Lord uWu Satuwnyinyus OwO Wome's great OwO Empewow; -xDD And >_> say 'Wong ^w^ wive UwU ouw >_> Empewow Satuwnyinye!' -:3 [A ^-^ wong :33 fwouwish >w< tiww ;;w;; they come down] -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Titus Andronicus, fow >w< thy ;;w;; favouws donye -;;w;; To >_> us uWu in UwU ouw UwU ewection ÚwÚ this day -UwU I UwU give uWu thee thanks uWu in ÚwÚ pawt of >w< thy UwU desewts, -xDD And xDD wiww with >_< deeds :3 wequite >w< thy ;;w;; gentwenyess; -xDD And fow >w< an ^.^ onset, >w< Titus, to advance -x3 Thy xDD nyame ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe family, -;;w;; Wavinyia xDD wiww UwU I >_< make x3 my emperess, -OwO Wome's royal ^-^ mistwess, mistwess of x3 my uWu heawt, -xDD And uWu in x3 the uWu sacwed OwO Pantheon her :3 espouse. -Teww uWu me, Andronicus, xDD doth ÚwÚ this >_> motion uWu pwease thee? -TITUS. ^.^ It :3 doth, x3 my ÚwÚ wowthy uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< match -UwU I howd ;;w;; me ;;w;; highwy honyouwed of x3 youw >_> Gwace, -xDD And OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ sight of ^w^ Wome, to >_< Satuwnyinye, -^w^ King ÚwÚ and commandew of UwU ouw x3 commonweaw, -uWu The uWu wide OwO wowwd's Empewow, UwU do UwU I consecrate -OwO My uWu swowd, x3 my >_< chawiot, ÚwÚ and x3 my pwisonyews, -Presents weww ÚwÚ wowthy OwO Wome's >_> impewious wowd; -Receive them >w< then, x3 the UwU twibute :3 that UwU I owe, -Mine x3 honyouw's ^.^ ensigns ^.^ humbwed uWu at >w< thy xDD feet. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Thanks, x3 nyobwe >w< Titus, >w< fathew of x3 my life. -How OwO pwoud UwU I ^w^ am of uWu thee ÚwÚ and of >w< thy ^.^ gifts -ÚwÚ Wome UwU shaww UwU wecowd; ÚwÚ and when UwU I UwU do x3 fowget -uWu The least of these unspeakabwe UwU desewts, -uWu Womans, x3 fowget x3 youw uWu feawty to x3 me. -TITUS. :33 [To TAMORA] >_> Nyow, UwU madam, OwO awe xDD you ÚwÚ pwisonyew to >w< an >_> empewow; -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that fow x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< state -Will use xDD you ;;w;; nyobwy ÚwÚ and x3 youw fowwowews. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :3 [Aside] ^-^ A xDD goodwy UwU wady, :33 twust OwO me; of x3 the :33 hue -:33 That UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU choose, :3 wewe UwU I to choose ^w^ anyew.- -Clear up, >w< faiw :3 Queen, :3 that cwoudy :3 countenyance; -;;w;; Though chance of >w< waw hath ;;w;; wwought ÚwÚ this change of cheew, -^.^ Thou UwU com'st nyot to be UwU made :3 a ^w^ scown uWu in ^w^ Wome- ->_< Pwincewy UwU shaww be >w< thy :3 usage every >_> way. -xDD West on x3 my word, ÚwÚ and wet nyot ;;w;; discontent -ÚwÚ Daunt aww x3 youw :33 hopes. uWu Madam, ^.^ he UwU comfowts xDD you -UwU Can >_< make xDD you :33 gweatew than x3 the xDD Queen of uWu Goths. -Wavinyia, xDD you OwO awe nyot xDD dispweas'd with :3 this? -;;w;; WAVINyIA. ÚwÚ Nyot I, x3 my uWu wowd, sith true >_> nyobiwity -x3 Wawwants these wowds uWu in princely uWu couwtesy. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Thanks, x3 sweet Lavinia. uWu Womans, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. -Wansomwess OwO hewe ^.^ we uWu set UwU ouw OwO pwisonyews >w< fwee. -ÚwÚ Pwocwaim UwU ouw honours, wowds, with >_< twump ÚwÚ and dwum. -[Flourish] -BASSIANyUS. Lord >w< Titus, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, ÚwÚ this >_< maid >_> is ^w^ minye. -^w^ [Seizing UwU WAVINyIA] -TITUS. How, sir! ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu in xDD eawnyest >w< then, x3 my xDD wowd? -BASSIANyUS. Ay, x3 nyobwe >w< Titus, ÚwÚ and :3 wesowv'd withal -;;w;; To UwU do mysewf ÚwÚ this reason ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ wight. -OwO MAWCUS. >_< Suum xDD cuique >_> is UwU ouw Roman :3 justice: -This >_> pwince uWu in justice seizeth >_> but :33 his own. -WUCIUS. xDD And :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww ÚwÚ and UwU shaww, >_> if ^.^ Wucius wive. -TITUS. Twaitows, avaunt! Whewe >_> is x3 the uWu Empewow's guawd? -Tweason, x3 my wowd- ;;w;; Wavinyia >_> is surpris'd! -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :33 Suwpwis'd! ^-^ By >w< whom? -BASSIANyUS. ^-^ By ^.^ him :3 that >_< justwy OwO may -ÚwÚ Beaw :33 his ^w^ betwoth'd from aww x3 the wowwd xDD away. -Exeunt xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS with OwO WAVINyIA -MUTIUS. x3 Bwothews, OwO hewp to :33 convey her >w< hence away, -xDD And with x3 my xDD swowd I'll >_< keep ÚwÚ this doow ^w^ safe. -Exeunt LUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and :33 MAWTIUS -TITUS. ÚwÚ Fowwow, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< soon ;;w;; bwing her back. -MUTIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you pass nyot hewe. -TITUS. What, viwwain ^.^ boy! -ÚwÚ Baw'st ;;w;; me x3 my uWu way uWu in >w< Wome? -MUTIUS. Hewp, ^w^ Wucius, :33 hewp! -TITUS :33 kiwws ^.^ him. ^w^ Duwing x3 the fway, UwU exeunt >w< SATUWNyINyUS, -uWu TAMOWA, UwU DEMETWIUS, ÚwÚ CHIWON, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AAWON - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius - -WUCIUS. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe xDD unjust, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than so: -^w^ In >w< wwongfuw ^-^ quawwew xDD you uWu have :3 swain x3 youw OwO son. -TITUS. x3 Nyow xDD thou nor ^.^ he OwO awe xDD any xDD sons of minye; -OwO My xDD sons ^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew UwU so x3 dishonyouw x3 me. - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ awoft x3 the EMPEROR -with :3 TAMOWA ÚwÚ and her >w< two ^-^ Sons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AAWON x3 the Moor - -x3 Twaitow, restore ;;w;; Wavinyia to x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. -WUCIUS. ^.^ Dead, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww; >_> but nyot to be :33 his :3 wife, -:33 That >_> is another's ÚwÚ wawfuw pwomis'd love. uWu Exit -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :3 Nyo, >w< Titus, ^.^ nyo; x3 the >_> Empewow >_< nyeeds her >_> nyot, -x3 Nyow hew, nor ÚwÚ thee, nor xDD any of >w< thy :3 stock. -I'll :33 twust ^.^ by leisure ^.^ him :3 that :3 mocks ;;w;; me once; -uWu Thee ;;w;; nyevew, nor >w< thy ^-^ twaitowous ^.^ haughty sons, -Confederates aww OwO thus to x3 dishonyouw x3 me. -Was there >_< nyonye >_> ewse uWu in ÚwÚ Wome to >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ stawe -OwO But Satuwnyinye? Full weww, Andronicus, -;;w;; Agwee these >_< deeds with :3 that OwO pwoud bwag of ^.^ thinye -:33 That saidst UwU I begg'd x3 the empire uWu at >w< thy ^w^ hands. -TITUS. x3 O UwU monstwous! >_> What >_> wepwoachfuw wowds OwO awe xDD these? -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. OwO But OwO go >w< thy x3 ways; x3 go, UwU give :3 that :3 changing ^.^ piece -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ fwouwish'd fow her with :33 his ^-^ swowd. -^-^ A uWu vawiant OwO son-in-waw xDD thou shalt enjoy; -x3 Onye ;;w;; fit to >w< bandy with >w< thy wawwess sons, -;;w;; To ruffle uWu in x3 the >_> commonweawth of xDD Wome. -TITUS. ;;w;; These wowds OwO awe razors to x3 my wounded ;;w;; heawt. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. xDD And OwO thewefowe, lovely :33 Tamowa, xDD Queen of x3 Goths, -^.^ That, ^.^ wike x3 the ÚwÚ statewy >_> Phoebe ^w^ 'mongst her xDD nymphs, -uWu Dost overshine x3 the >_> gawwant'st ÚwÚ dames of ^w^ Wome, -;;w;; If xDD thou be pleas'd with ÚwÚ this x3 my ^.^ sudden ^w^ choice, -UwU Behowd, UwU I choose ÚwÚ thee, :33 Tamowa, fow x3 my bride -xDD And xDD wiww >w< cweate uWu thee ÚwÚ Empewess of xDD Wome. -ÚwÚ Speak, xDD Queen of x3 Goths, dost xDD thou appwaud x3 my ^w^ choice? -xDD And OwO hewe UwU I >_< sweaw ^.^ by aww x3 the Roman :3 gods- -Sith priest ÚwÚ and >w< howy UwU watew OwO awe UwU so near, -xDD And tapews buwn UwU so :3 bwight, ÚwÚ and evewything -^w^ In readiness fow Hymenaeus uWu stand- -UwU I xDD wiww nyot re-salute x3 the ^w^ stweets of ^w^ Wome, -:33 Ow x3 cwimb x3 my pawace, >w< tiww from fowth ÚwÚ this :33 pwace -UwU I lead UwU espous'd x3 my bride :3 awong with x3 me. -TAMORA. xDD And OwO hewe uWu in ^.^ sight of heaven to ÚwÚ Wome UwU I x3 sweaw, -;;w;; If >_< Satuwnyinye advance x3 the xDD Queen of x3 Goths, -:33 She xDD wiww :3 a xDD handmaid be to :33 his desires, -^-^ A >w< woving xDD nyuwse, :3 a mothew to :33 his >_< youth. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Ascend, >w< faiw :3 Queen, UwU Pantheon. ;;w;; Wowds, ;;w;; accompany -uWu Youw x3 nyobwe >_> Empewow ÚwÚ and :33 his lovely :3 bwide, -:3 Sent ^.^ by x3 the heavens fow Prince >_< Satuwnyinye, ->_< Whose ^.^ wisdom hath her :3 fowtunye conquewed; ->_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ we :33 consummate UwU ouw xDD spousaw rites. -Exeunt aww >_> but TITUS -TITUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot bid to wait ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this bride. -OwO TITUS, when OwO wewt xDD thou UwU wont to UwU wawk ^-^ awonye, -^.^ Dishonyouwed thus, ÚwÚ and chawwenged of wrongs? - -^.^ We-entew MAWCUS, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ TITUS' SONS, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and :33 MAWTIUS - -OwO MAWCUS. x3 O >w< Titus, see, >_< O, >_> see >_> what xDD thou x3 hast uWu donye! -^w^ In :3 a :33 bad ^-^ quawwew :3 swain :3 a virtuous OwO son. -TITUS. :3 Nyo, >_< foowish ;;w;; Twibunye, ^.^ nyo; nyo >_< son of ^-^ minye- -x3 Nyow UwU thou, nor OwO these, :3 confedewates uWu in x3 the ^.^ deed -:33 That hath ^-^ dishonyouwed aww UwU ouw family; ->_> Unwowthy ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and >_< unwowthy sons! -WUCIUS. OwO But wet >_> us UwU give ^.^ him buwiaw, >_< as OwO becomes; -Give >_> Mutius >w< buwiaw with UwU ouw >_< bwethewen. -TITUS. Twaitows, away! >w< He UwU wests nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; tomb. -This ;;w;; monyument five :3 hundwed years hath >_> stood, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have sumptuously re-edified; -:3 Hewe >_< nyonye >_> but ^-^ sowdiews ÚwÚ and OwO Wome's servitors -:33 Wepose uWu in ÚwÚ fame; >_< nyonye xDD basewy :3 swain uWu in bwawws. -^.^ Buwy ^.^ him :3 whewe xDD you ^-^ can, ^.^ he x3 comes nyot hewe. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO My uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this >_> is OwO impiety uWu in OwO you. -OwO My nephew UwU Mutius' >_< deeds UwU do pwead fow him; ->w< He ^w^ must be buried with :33 his >_< bwethewen. -x3 QUINTUS ^w^ & MAWTIUS. xDD And UwU shaww, ow ^.^ him ^.^ we xDD wiww accompany. -TITUS. uWu 'And shaww!' >_> What viwwain UwU was >w< it x3 spake :3 that word? -^w^ QUINTUS. >w< He :3 that ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ vouch >w< it uWu in xDD any :33 pwace >_> but hewe. -TITUS. What, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ buwy ^.^ him uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ despite? -OwO MAWCUS. :3 Nyo, x3 nyobwe >w< Titus, >_> but entweat of uWu thee -;;w;; To UwU pawdon >_> Mutius ÚwÚ and to ^.^ buwy ^.^ him. -TITUS. Marcus, even xDD thou x3 hast >w< stwuck ;;w;; upon x3 my crest, -xDD And with these >_< boys >_< minye honour xDD thou x3 hast wounded. -OwO My ^-^ foes UwU I UwU do ^-^ wepute xDD you every onye; -^w^ So >_> twoubwe ;;w;; me nyo >_> mowe, >_> but get xDD you ;;w;; gonye. -MAWTIUS. >w< He >_> is nyot with :33 himsewf; wet >_> us uWu withdwaw. -^w^ QUINTUS. ÚwÚ Nyot I, >w< tiww UwU Mutius' bones be buried. -;;w;; [The >_> BWOTHEW ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 SONS ^w^ knyeew] -OwO MAWCUS. UwU Bwothew, fow uWu in :3 that xDD nyame xDD doth ÚwÚ nyatuwe pwead- -^w^ QUINTUS. :3 Fathew, ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that xDD nyame xDD doth ÚwÚ nyatuwe speak- -TITUS. ^w^ Speak xDD thou nyo >_> mowe, >_> if aww x3 the xDD west xDD wiww ;;w;; speed. -OwO MAWCUS. UwU Wenyownyed >w< Titus, ^.^ mowe than half x3 my ;;w;; souw- -WUCIUS. >_< Deaw ÚwÚ fathew, :3 souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ substance of >_> us ;;w;; aww- -OwO MAWCUS. Suffer >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Mawcus to >_> intew -ÚwÚ His x3 nyobwe nephew OwO hewe uWu in viwtue's nest, -:33 That >w< died uWu in honour ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wavinyia's OwO cause. -^.^ Thou awt :3 a UwU Woman- be nyot :3 bawbawous. -uWu The Gweeks ;;w;; upon advice uWu did ^.^ buwy >w< Ajax, -:33 That >_< swew :33 himsewf; ÚwÚ and uWu wise >_< Waewtes' >_< son -Did x3 gwaciouswy pwead fow :33 his funyewaws. -Let nyot xDD young Mutius, >w< then, :3 that UwU was >w< thy joy, -^w^ Be baww'd :33 his entrance hewe. -TITUS. ^w^ Wise, Marcus, OwO wise; -uWu The dismal'st day >_> is ÚwÚ this :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I ;;w;; saw, -;;w;; To be ^-^ dishonyouwed ^.^ by x3 my xDD sons uWu in Wome! -xDD Weww, ^.^ buwy :3 him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ buwy ;;w;; me x3 the nyext. -^w^ [They put MUTIUS uWu in x3 the UwU tomb] -WUCIUS. >_> Thewe >_< wie >w< thy xDD bonyes, x3 sweet Mutius, with >w< thy OwO fwiends, -Tiww ^.^ we with >_< twophies UwU do ^.^ adown >w< thy ;;w;; tomb. -uWu AWW. UwU [Knyeewing] No x3 man x3 shed tears fow x3 nyobwe uWu Mutius; ->w< He ;;w;; wives uWu in fame :3 that >w< died uWu in viwtue's OwO cause. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO My wowd- to :33 step x3 out of these ^-^ dweawy dumps- -How x3 comes >w< it :3 that x3 the >_> subtwe xDD Queen of Goths -Is of :3 a ^.^ sudden OwO thus >w< advanc'd uWu in >w< Wome? -TITUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, Marcus, >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it is- -Whethew ^.^ by xDD device ow no, x3 the heavens ^.^ can tell. -Is ^.^ she >_> nyot, >w< then, beholding to x3 the x3 man -:33 That ^.^ bwought her fow ÚwÚ this xDD high ÚwÚ good turn UwU so ^-^ faw? -OwO MAWCUS. Yes, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ him remunerate. - ->w< Fwouwish. ^.^ We-entew x3 the EMPEROR, :3 TAMOWA -ÚwÚ and her >w< two SONS, with x3 the xDD MOOW, uWu at one door; -uWu at x3 the othew door, xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAVINyIA, with ;;w;; othews - -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. So, ÚwÚ Bassianyus, xDD you uWu have pway'd x3 youw OwO pwize: -^w^ God UwU give xDD you joy, ^w^ siw, of x3 youw OwO gawwant :33 bwide! -BASSIANyUS. xDD And xDD you of >_< youws, x3 my ^.^ wowd! UwU I >_> say nyo >_> mowe, -x3 Nyow ÚwÚ wish nyo >_> wess; ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. x3 Twaitow, >_> if ÚwÚ Wome uWu have law ow ^.^ we uWu have x3 powew, -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ faction UwU shaww wepent ÚwÚ this rape. -BASSIANyUS. ^.^ Wape, caww xDD you :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, to x3 seize x3 my OwO own, -OwO My true OwO betwothed xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and nyow x3 my :33 wife? -OwO But wet x3 the UwU waws of ÚwÚ Wome determine aww; -Meanwhile ^w^ am UwU I >_< possess'd of :3 that >_> is ^w^ minye. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. 'Tis UwU good, sir. >_> You OwO awe xDD vewy showt with us; -OwO But >_> if ^.^ we ^w^ wive we'll be >_< as ^-^ shawp with OwO you. -BASSIANyUS. OwO My uWu wowd, >_> what UwU I uWu have :33 donye, >_< as best UwU I may, -Answer UwU I ;;w;; must, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww UwU do with x3 my life. -Onwy OwO thus much UwU I UwU give x3 youw Gwace to ^w^ knyow: -^-^ By aww x3 the >_> duties :3 that UwU I >_> owe to ^w^ Wome, -This x3 nyobwe gentweman, Lord Titus UwU hewe, -Is uWu in opinyion ÚwÚ and uWu in honour wrong'd, -^.^ That, uWu in x3 the OwO wescue of Wavinyia, -With :33 his UwU own uWu hand uWu did slay :33 his xDD youngest x3 son, -^w^ In ^.^ zeaw to UwU you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; highwy x3 mov'd to >_> wwath -;;w;; To be contwoww'd uWu in :3 that ^.^ he fwankwy x3 gave. -Receive ^.^ him xDD then to favour, >_< Satuwnyinye, -:33 That hath express'd >_< himsewf uWu in aww :33 his >_< deeds -^-^ A >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fwiend to uWu thee ÚwÚ and xDD Wome. -TITUS. Prince ÚwÚ Bassianyus, OwO weave to pwead x3 my >_> deeds. -'Tis xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that uWu have ^-^ dishonyouwed x3 me. -ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wighteous heavens be x3 my OwO judge -How UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ÚwÚ and honyouwed x3 Satuwnyinye! -TAMORA. OwO My ÚwÚ wowthy uWu wowd, >_> if OwO evew Tamora -^.^ Wewe >_> gwacious uWu in UwU those princely eyes of xDD thinye, -UwU Then hear ;;w;; me speak xDD indiffewentwy fow aww; -xDD And uWu at x3 my ^.^ suit, sweet, UwU pawdon >_> what >_> is past. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. What, madam! be ^-^ dishonyouwed openly, -xDD And xDD basewy put >w< it x3 up ^-^ without revenge? -TAMORA. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 my wowd; x3 the gods of ÚwÚ Wome xDD fowfend -UwU I >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ authow to x3 dishonyouw you! -OwO But on >_< minye honour dawe UwU I undewtake -For ÚwÚ good Lord Titus' innyocence uWu in all, ->_< Whose UwU fuwy nyot dissembled xDD speaks :33 his gwiefs. -UwU Then uWu at x3 my >_> suit wook x3 gwaciouswy on him; ->_< Wose nyot UwU so x3 nyobwe :3 a :33 fwiend on :33 vain >w< suppose, -x3 Nyow with :3 souw :33 wooks UwU affwict :33 his ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; heawt. -^-^ [Aside to >_> SATUWNyINyUS] OwO My uWu wowd, be wuw'd ^.^ by uWu me, -be ^.^ won uWu at last; -uWu Dissembwe aww x3 youw griefs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; discontents. ->_> You OwO awe >_> but x3 nyewwy ^-^ pwanted uWu in x3 youw thwonye; -Lest, >w< then, x3 the >_> peopwe, ÚwÚ and :33 patwicians :3 too, ->_> Upon :3 a >w< just ;;w;; suwvey OwO take Titus' >_> pawt, -xDD And UwU so :33 suppwant xDD you fow ingratitude, ->_< Which ÚwÚ Wome reputes to be :3 a ;;w;; heinyous ^w^ sin, -;;w;; Yiewd uWu at entweats, ÚwÚ and xDD then wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ awonye: -I'll find :3 a day to massacwe them all, -xDD And x3 waze uWu theiw ^w^ faction ÚwÚ and uWu theiw family, -uWu The UwU cwuew >w< fathew ÚwÚ and :33 his ^-^ twaitowous sons, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom UwU I >_< sued fow x3 my uWu deaw ÚwÚ son's :33 wife; -xDD And >_< make them ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to wet :3 a >_< queen ->_> Knyeew uWu in x3 the ^w^ stweets ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beg fow xDD gwace uWu in UwU vain.- -^.^ Come, come, x3 sweet OwO Empewow; come, Andwonyicus. -^.^ Take x3 up ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and cheer x3 the >_< heawt -:33 That dies uWu in UwU tempest of >w< thy angry fwown. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Wise, >w< Titus, OwO wise; x3 my Empress hath pwevaiw'd. -TITUS. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty ÚwÚ and hew, x3 my wowd; -;;w;; These wowds, these looks, >_> infuse x3 nyew >w< wife uWu in x3 me. -TAMORA. >w< Titus, UwU I ^w^ am incorporate uWu in ^w^ Wome, -^-^ A Roman nyow adopted happiwy, -xDD And ^w^ must ;;w;; advise x3 the >_> Empewow fow :33 his UwU good. -This day aww quarrels >_> die, Andronicus; -xDD And wet >w< it be >_< minye honyouw, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 That UwU I uWu have reconcil'd x3 youw ^w^ fwiends ÚwÚ and OwO you. -For UwU you, Prince ÚwÚ Bassianyus, UwU I uWu have :33 pass'd -OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and promise to x3 the >_> Empewow -:33 That xDD you xDD wiww be ^.^ mowe >_< miwd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twactabwe. -xDD And feaw >_> nyot, lords- ÚwÚ and UwU you, Lavinia. -^-^ By x3 my x3 advice, aww ^.^ humbwed on x3 youw uWu knyees, ->_> You UwU shaww ^w^ ask UwU pawdon of :33 his >_< Majesty. -WUCIUS. We UwU do, ÚwÚ and vow to heaven ÚwÚ and to :33 his >_> Highnyess -:33 That >_> what ^.^ we uWu did UwU was ^.^ miwdwy >_< as ^.^ we xDD might, -UwU Tend'wing UwU ouw OwO sistew's honour ÚwÚ and UwU ouw own. -OwO MAWCUS. :33 That on >_< minye honour OwO hewe UwU do UwU I pwotest. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :33 Away, ÚwÚ and tawk x3 nyot; >_> twoubwe >_> us nyo more. -TAMORA. Nyay, x3 nyay, x3 sweet Empewow, ^.^ we ^w^ must aww be fwiends. -uWu The ;;w;; Twibunye ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 nyephews ^w^ knyeew fow grace. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot be uWu denyied. ÚwÚ Sweet uWu heawt, wook back. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, fow >w< thy ^w^ sake, ÚwÚ and >w< thy brother's UwU hewe, -xDD And uWu at x3 my lovely Tamora's entweats, -UwU I UwU do :3 wemit these xDD young men's ;;w;; heinyous x3 fauwts. -;;w;; Stand :33 up. -Wavinyia, ^w^ though xDD you left ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a UwU chuww, -UwU I >_> found :3 a fwiend; ÚwÚ and >_< suwe >_< as :33 death UwU I >w< swowe -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ pawt :3 a >w< bachewow from x3 the pwiest. -^.^ Come, >_> if x3 the uWu Empewow's court ^.^ can >_> feast >w< two bwides, ->_> You OwO awe x3 my :3 guest, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and x3 youw fwiends. -This day UwU shaww be :3 a :3 wuv-day, Tamora. -TITUS. >_< To-mowwow, ÚwÚ and >w< it uWu pwease x3 youw ;;w;; Majesty -;;w;; To OwO hunt x3 the ;;w;; panthew ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU hawt with uWu me, -With >_> hown ÚwÚ and ^.^ hound we'll UwU give x3 youw Gwace OwO bonjouw. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Be >w< it >_> so, >w< Titus, ÚwÚ and OwO gwamewcy UwU too. -:33 Exeunt. Sound trumpets - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^-^ AAWON - -^.^ AAWON. Now cwimbeth Tamora Olympus' ÚwÚ top, -^.^ Safe x3 out of Fowtunye's shot, ÚwÚ and >_> sits awoft, -^.^ Secuwe of ^w^ thundew's UwU cwack ow lightning OwO fwash, -ÚwÚ Advanc'd :33 abuv pawe OwO envy's threat'ning reach. -;;w;; As when x3 the golden sun sawutes x3 the ^-^ mown, -^.^ And, xDD having gilt x3 the xDD ocean with :33 his ;;w;; beams, -:33 Gawwops x3 the ÚwÚ zodiac uWu in :33 his gwistenying :33 coach -xDD And uvwwooks x3 the >_< highest-peewing ;;w;; hiwws, -^w^ So Tamora. ->_> Upon her wit xDD doth ÚwÚ eawthwy honour x3 wait, -xDD And viwtue ^w^ stoops ÚwÚ and trembles uWu at her fwown. -Then, ÚwÚ Aawon, awm >w< thy >_< heawt ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fit >w< thy >_< thoughts -;;w;; To ^-^ mount ÚwÚ awoft with >w< thy ÚwÚ impewiaw ^-^ mistwess, -xDD And ^-^ mount her ^w^ pitch ÚwÚ whom xDD thou uWu in twiumph wong. -Hast ÚwÚ pwisonyew x3 hewd, fett'wed uWu in :3 amowous >_> chains, -xDD And fastew bound to >_> Aawon's OwO chawming eyes -Than >_> is Prometheus tied to UwU Caucasus. -UwU Away with :33 swavish UwU weeds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sewviwe thoughts! -UwU I xDD wiww be uWu bwight ÚwÚ and shine uWu in uWu peaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, -;;w;; To wait ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this nyew-made emperess. -;;w;; To x3 wait, uWu said >_< I? ;;w;; To >_< wanton with ÚwÚ this queen, -This xDD goddess, ÚwÚ this >w< Semiwamis, ÚwÚ this nymph, -This siren :3 that xDD wiww >_> chawm OwO Wome's >_< Satuwnyinye, -xDD And >_> see :33 his :33 shipwweck ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< commonweaw's. -ÚwÚ Huwwo! >_> what x3 stowm >_> is :3 this? - -Entew ^w^ CHIWON ÚwÚ and UwU DEMETWIUS, :33 bwaving - -DEMETRIUS. Chiwon, >w< thy years wants ^w^ wit, >w< thy :33 wits wants UwU edge -xDD And :3 mannyews, to intwude :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am UwU gwac'd, -xDD And may, fow ^.^ aught xDD thou knowest, affected >w< be. ->w< CHIWON. UwU Demetwius, xDD thou dost xDD uvw-ween uWu in aww; -xDD And UwU so uWu in uWu this, to UwU beaw ;;w;; me down with >w< bwaves. -'Tis nyot x3 the ^.^ diffewence of :3 a xDD yeaw ow >w< two -:3 Makes ;;w;; me less >_> gwacious ow uWu thee ^.^ mowe OwO fowtunyate: -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as able ÚwÚ and >_< as ;;w;; fit >_< as xDD thou -;;w;; To serve ÚwÚ and to OwO desewve x3 my >_< mistwess' >w< gwace; -xDD And :3 that x3 my xDD swowd ;;w;; upon uWu thee UwU shaww ^.^ appwuv, -xDD And pwead x3 my passions fow ^.^ Wavinyia's love. -^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] uWu Cwubs, clubs! ;;w;; These ^w^ wuvws xDD wiww nyot >_< keep x3 the -peace. -DEMETRIUS. Why, ^-^ boy, awthough UwU ouw :33 mothew, OwO unyadvis'd, -Gave xDD you :3 a UwU dancing rapier ^.^ by x3 youw side, -^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so despewate grown to >_< thweat x3 youw friends? -Go >w< to; uWu have x3 youw UwU wath glued within x3 youw :3 sheath -Tiww xDD you ^.^ knyow xDD bettew >w< how to handle :3 it. ->w< CHIWON. Meanwhile, ^w^ siw, with x3 the xDD wittwe :3 skiww UwU I have, -Full weww shalt xDD thou >_> pewceive >w< how much UwU I OwO dawe. -DEMETRIUS. Ay, ^-^ boy, gwow OwO ye UwU so brave? ^w^ [They draw] -^.^ AAWON. [Coming forward] Why, >w< how now, lords! -^w^ So nyeaw x3 the uWu Empewow's ^w^ pawace dawe OwO ye dwaw -xDD And ÚwÚ maintain xDD such :3 a ^-^ quawwew openly? -Full weww UwU I uWu wot x3 the x3 gwound of aww ÚwÚ this OwO gwudge: -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow :3 a miwwion of gowd -uWu The cause :3 wewe ÚwÚ knyown to them >w< it UwU most concerns; -x3 Nyow ^.^ wouwd x3 youw x3 nyobwe mothew fow much ^.^ mowe -^w^ Be UwU so ^-^ dishonyouwed uWu in x3 the court of xDD Wome. -For UwU shame, put :33 up. -DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot I, >w< tiww UwU I uWu have sheath'd -OwO My rapier uWu in :33 his x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and withal -Thrust UwU those >_> wepwoachfuw uWu speeches down :33 his ^w^ thwoat -:33 That ^.^ he hath >w< bweath'd uWu in x3 my x3 dishonyouw hewe. ->w< CHIWON. For :3 that UwU I ^w^ am pwepaw'd ÚwÚ and full wesowv'd, ->w< Fouw-spoken xDD cowawd, :3 that ^-^ thund'west with >w< thy ;;w;; tongue, -xDD And with >w< thy :33 weapon >_< nyothing ^w^ daw'st >_< pewfowm. -^.^ AAWON. :33 Away, UwU I ;;w;; say! ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the gods :3 that warlike Goths :33 adowe, -This OwO pwetty brabble xDD wiww undo >_> us all. -Why, wowds, ÚwÚ and think xDD you nyot >w< how uWu dangewous -^.^ It >_> is to jet ;;w;; upon :3 a UwU pwince's right? -What, >_> is ;;w;; Wavinyia xDD then :33 become UwU so UwU woose, -:33 Ow OwO Bassianyus UwU so ^w^ degenyewate, -:33 That fow her wuv xDD such quarrels OwO may be xDD bwoach'd -Without controlment, justice, ow revenge? -Young wowds, bewawe; >w< an >_> shouwd x3 the Empress ^.^ knyow -This discord's ground, x3 the uWu music ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ pwease. ->w< CHIWON. UwU I :3 cawe >_> nyot, I, UwU knyew ^.^ she ÚwÚ and aww x3 the wowwd: -UwU I wuv ;;w;; Wavinyia ^.^ mowe than aww x3 the wowwd. -DEMETRIUS. Youngling, :3 weawn xDD thou to >_< make x3 some >w< meanyew uWu choice: -^-^ Wavinya >_> is ^.^ thinye :33 ewdew brother's ^-^ hope. -^.^ AAWON. Why, OwO awe OwO ye mad, ow ^.^ knyow OwO ye nyot uWu in ÚwÚ Wome -How ÚwÚ fuwious ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impatient ;;w;; they be, -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >w< bwook ^.^ competitows uWu in love? -UwU I tell UwU you, wowds, xDD you UwU do >_> but :3 pwot x3 youw >w< deaths -^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu device. ->w< CHIWON. ÚwÚ Aawon, :3 a thousand >w< deaths -Wouwd UwU I UwU pwopose to ;;w;; achieve her ÚwÚ whom UwU I love. -^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; To ;;w;; achieve xDD hew- ÚwÚ how? -DEMETRIUS. Why xDD mak'st xDD thou >w< it UwU so >w< stwange? -:33 She >_> is :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< thewefowe OwO may be OwO woo'd; -:33 She >_> is :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< thewefowe OwO may be ^w^ won; -:33 She >_> is Wavinyia, >_< thewefowe ^w^ must be >_> wov'd. -What, ;;w;; man! ^.^ mowe UwU watew uWu gwideth ^.^ by x3 the >_> miww -Than ^-^ wots x3 the x3 miwwew OwO of; ÚwÚ and ^w^ easy >w< it >_> is -Of :3 a :3 cut ^-^ woaf to ^.^ steaw :3 a x3 shive, ^.^ we :33 knyow. -;;w;; Though OwO Bassianyus be x3 the uWu Empewow's brother, -uWu Bettew than ^.^ he uWu have wown Vuwcan's ^.^ badge. -^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as uWu Satuwnyinyus may. -DEMETRIUS. UwU Then >w< why >_> shouwd ^.^ he despair :3 that xDD knyows to court >w< it -With wowds, >w< faiw looks, ÚwÚ and xDD wibewawity? -What, x3 hast nyot xDD thou full often >w< stwuck :3 a ^w^ doe, -xDD And :3 bownye her ;;w;; cweanwy ^.^ by x3 the keepew's xDD nyose? -^.^ AAWON. Why, >w< then, >w< it ;;w;; seems x3 some xDD cewtain snatch ow UwU so -Wouwd serve x3 youw tuwns. ->w< CHIWON. Ay, UwU so x3 the turn :3 wewe ^w^ sewved. -DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Aawon, xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; hit :3 it. -^.^ AAWON. Wouwd xDD you xDD had ;;w;; hit >w< it ;;w;; too! -UwU Then >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ we be ^.^ tiw'd with ÚwÚ this ado. -Why, x3 hawk :3 ye, x3 hawk ;;w;; ye! ÚwÚ and OwO awe xDD you xDD such foows -;;w;; To square fow :3 this? Wouwd >w< it ^-^ offend UwU you, >w< then, -:33 That both >_> shouwd :33 speed? ->w< CHIWON. Faith, nyot x3 me. -DEMETRIUS. x3 Nyow uWu me, UwU so UwU I :3 wewe onye. -^.^ AAWON. For UwU shame, be OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ join fow :3 that xDD you ^-^ jaw. -'Tis UwU powicy ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwatagem ^w^ must UwU do -:33 That xDD you >_< affect; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^w^ must xDD you wesowve -:33 That >_> what xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_< as xDD you ^.^ wouwd xDD achieve, ->_> You ^w^ must ^.^ pewfowce x3 accompwish >_< as xDD you may. -^.^ Take ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; me: UwU Wucwece UwU was nyot ^.^ mowe >w< chaste -Than ÚwÚ this Wavinyia, :3 Bassianyus' love. -^-^ A speediew course than x3 wing'wing wanguishment -:3 Must ^.^ we pursue, ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have >_> found x3 the ;;w;; path. -OwO My wowds, :3 a solemn :33 hunting >_> is uWu in xDD hand; ->_> Thewe xDD wiww x3 the lovely Roman ^.^ wadies >w< twoop; -uWu The >_< fowest >w< wawks OwO awe uWu wide ÚwÚ and >_< spacious, -xDD And UwU many xDD unfwequented plots there OwO awe ->w< Fitted ^.^ by uWu kind fow xDD wape ÚwÚ and x3 viwwainy. -Single xDD you uWu thithew xDD then ÚwÚ this UwU dainty ^w^ doe, -xDD And strike her ^.^ home ^.^ by force >_> if nyot ^.^ by ÚwÚ wowds. -This :3 way, ow nyot uWu at all, stand xDD you uWu in ^-^ hope. -^.^ Come, come, UwU ouw >w< Empwess, with her uWu sacwed wit -;;w;; To xDD viwwainy ÚwÚ and UwU vengeance xDD consecwate, -Will ^.^ we >w< acquaint with aww >_> what ^.^ we OwO intend; -xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww file UwU ouw ^-^ enginyes with advice -:33 That xDD wiww nyot suffew xDD you to square ^w^ youwsewves, -OwO But to x3 youw uWu wishes' height advance xDD you xDD both. -uWu The uWu Empewow's court >_> is ^.^ wike x3 the ;;w;; house of uWu Fame, -uWu The ^w^ pawace full of tongues, of ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and ears; -uWu The :33 woods OwO awe >_< wuthwess, :3 dweadfuw, deaf, ÚwÚ and duww. ->_> Thewe speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwike, >_< bwave boys, ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw turns; ->_> Thewe serve x3 youw x3 wust, ÚwÚ shadowed from heaven's >_< eye, -xDD And ^w^ wevew uWu in ^.^ Wavinyia's treasury. ->w< CHIWON. x3 Thy counsew, lad, >_< smewws of nyo >_> cowawdice. -DEMETRIUS. xDD Sit ;;w;; fas xDD aut UwU nyefas, >w< tiww UwU I find x3 the stweam -;;w;; To :3 coow ÚwÚ this ^.^ heat, :3 a >_> chawm to ÚwÚ cawm these fits, -OwO Pew Styga, x3 pew xDD manyes vehor. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A >_< fowest nyeaw ÚwÚ Wome - -Entew TITUS ANDRONICUS, ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< thwee sons, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, >w< MAWTIUS, -x3 making :3 a noise with >_< hounds ÚwÚ and :3 howns; ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS - -TITUS. uWu The OwO hunt >_> is up, x3 the ;;w;; mown >_> is uWu bwight ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwey, -uWu The fields OwO awe fragrant, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 woods OwO awe x3 gween. -xDD Uncoupwe UwU hewe, ÚwÚ and wet >_> us >_< make :3 a bay, -xDD And wake x3 the >_> Empewow ÚwÚ and :33 his lovely :3 bwide, -xDD And wouse x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO wing :3 a >_< huntew's x3 peaw, -:33 That aww x3 the court OwO may echo with x3 the noise. -^-^ Sons, wet >w< it be x3 youw charge, >_< as >w< it >_> is >_> ouws, -;;w;; To >_< attend x3 the uWu Empewow's ÚwÚ pewson uWu cawefuwwy. -UwU I uWu have :33 been troubled uWu in x3 my :33 sweep ÚwÚ this night, -OwO But dawning day x3 nyew uWu comfowt hath ^-^ inspiw'd. - -:3 Hewe :3 a cwy of uWu hounds, ÚwÚ and wind >w< howns uWu in :3 a peal. -UwU Then enter >w< SATUWNyINyUS, uWu TAMOWA, xDD BASSIANyUS ^.^ WAVINyIA, -ÚwÚ CHIWON, UwU DEMETWIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^.^ attendants -xDD Many ÚwÚ good ^.^ mowwows to x3 youw Majesty! -uWu Madam, to xDD you >_< as UwU many ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< good! -UwU I promised x3 youw Gwace :3 a >_< huntew's peal. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. xDD And xDD you uWu have wung >w< it :3 wustiwy, x3 my lords- -xDD Somewhat ^w^ too early fow new-married wadies. -BASSIANyUS. Wavinyia, >w< how >_> say you? -;;w;; WAVINyIA. UwU I >_> say ^.^ nyo; -UwU I uWu have :33 been >_< bwoad awake >w< two >_> houws ÚwÚ and more. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :3 Come on >w< then, UwU howse ÚwÚ and chariots wet >_> us have, -xDD And to UwU ouw ;;w;; spowt. :33 [To TAMORA] uWu Madam, nyow UwU shaww OwO ye >_> see -Our Roman ^-^ hunting. -OwO MAWCUS. UwU I uWu have xDD dogs, x3 my uWu wowd, -Will wouse x3 the OwO pwoudest ;;w;; panthew uWu in x3 the uWu chase, -xDD And x3 cwimb x3 the ÚwÚ highest ^w^ pwomontowy >_> top. -TITUS. xDD And UwU I uWu have UwU howse xDD wiww ;;w;; fowwow :3 whewe x3 the game -:3 Makes :3 way, ÚwÚ and >w< wun ^.^ wike x3 swawwows ^-^ o'ew x3 the plain. -DEMETRIUS. Chiwon, ^.^ we OwO hunt >_> nyot, :33 we, with UwU howse nor uWu hound, -OwO But UwU hope to pluck :3 a UwU dainty UwU doe to :33 gwound. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A wonyewy ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -Entew ^-^ AAWON ^-^ awonye, with :3 a ^-^ bag of gowd - -^.^ AAWON. >w< He :3 that xDD had wit ^.^ wouwd think :3 that UwU I xDD had nyonye, -;;w;; To ^.^ buwy UwU so much gowd :33 undew :3 a twee -xDD And >_< nyevew ÚwÚ aftew to x3 inhewit :3 it. -Let ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ thinks of ;;w;; me UwU so xDD abjectwy -xDD Knyow :3 that ÚwÚ this gowd ^w^ must ^-^ coin :3 a uWu stwatagem, ->_< Which, >_> cunnyingwy ^.^ effected, xDD wiww x3 beget -^-^ A xDD vewy :3 excewwent ^.^ piece of x3 viwwainy. -xDD And UwU so wepose, x3 sweet ^.^ gowd, fow uWu theiw xDD unwest -OwO [Hides x3 the gold] -:33 That uWu have uWu theiw :3 awms x3 out of x3 the Empress' chest. - -Entew :3 TAMOWA ^-^ awonye, to x3 the Moor - -TAMORA. OwO My lovely ÚwÚ Aawon, ^-^ whewefowe wook'st xDD thou >_> sad -x3 When evewything does >_< make :3 a >w< gweefuw >_< boast? -uWu The xDD biwds ^w^ chant x3 mewody on every bush; -uWu The snakes >_< wie UwU wowwed uWu in x3 the cheerful sun; -uWu The green >w< weaves ^-^ quivew with x3 the coowing wind -xDD And >_< make :3 a chequew'd :3 shadow on x3 the ^.^ gwound; -;;w;; Undew uWu theiw x3 sweet shade, ÚwÚ Aawon, wet >_> us ^.^ sit, -xDD And OwO whiwe x3 the x3 babbwing echo :3 mocks x3 the uWu hounds, -OwO Wepwying shrilly to x3 the UwU weww-tun'd UwU howns, -;;w;; As >_> if :3 a :3 doubwe OwO hunt :3 wewe heard uWu at ^w^ once, -Let >_> us sit down ÚwÚ and mark uWu theiw yewwowing noise; -^.^ And- ÚwÚ aftew OwO confwict xDD such >_< as UwU was ^-^ suppos'd -uWu The >w< wand'wing >_> pwince ÚwÚ and ^w^ Dido >_> once enjoyed, -x3 When with :3 a ^w^ happy x3 stowm ;;w;; they :3 wewe suwpwis'd, -xDD And >_> cuwtain'd with :3 a counsew-keeping cave- -We may, >_< each :3 wweathed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; othew's awms, -Our ^w^ pastimes :33 donye, possess :3 a golden >_> swumbew, -Whiwes >_< hounds ÚwÚ and >w< howns ÚwÚ and x3 sweet melodious xDD biwds -^w^ Be >w< unto >_> us >_< as >_> is :3 a nurse's ÚwÚ song -Of :3 wuwwaby to ;;w;; bwing her >w< babe asleep. -^.^ AAWON. uWu Madam, ^w^ though :3 Venyus >_< guvwn x3 youw desires, -x3 Satuwn >_> is x3 dominyatow uvw ^w^ minye. ->_> What OwO signyifies x3 my deadwy-standing >_< eye, -OwO My :3 siwence ÚwÚ and x3 my cwoudy UwU mewanchowy, -OwO My fweece of :3 woowwy >_< haiw :3 that nyow uncuwws -Even >_< as >w< an >_> addew when ^.^ she xDD doth unwoww -;;w;; To UwU do x3 some uWu fataw ^w^ execution? -:3 Nyo, UwU madam, these OwO awe nyo ^w^ venyeweaw signs. ->_< Vengeance >_> is uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, :33 death uWu in x3 my uWu hand, -Blood ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge OwO awe uWu hammewing uWu in x3 my >_> head. -Hawk, :33 Tamowa, x3 the x3 empwess of x3 my x3 souw, ->_< Which >_< nyevew hopes ^.^ mowe heaven than UwU wests uWu in ;;w;; thee- -This >_> is x3 the day of >_< doom fow ;;w;; Bassianyus; -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ Phiwomew ^w^ must wose her >_> tongue uWu to-day, -x3 Thy xDD sons >_< make pillage of her >_> chastity, -xDD And >_< wash uWu theiw ^.^ hands uWu in :3 Bassianyus' blood. -OwO Seest xDD thou ÚwÚ this wettew? ^.^ Take >w< it up, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And UwU give x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ this uWu fataw-pwotted ÚwÚ scwoww. -Now ;;w;; question ;;w;; me nyo mowe; ^.^ we OwO awe :33 espied. -:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a parcel of UwU ouw hopeful >w< booty, ->_< Which dweads nyot yet uWu theiw lives' ^.^ destwuction. - -Entew xDD BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and OwO WAVINyIA - -TAMORA. xDD Ah, x3 my x3 sweet uWu Moow, ^w^ sweetew to ;;w;; me than wife! -^.^ AAWON. No >_> mowe, great ^-^ Empwess: OwO Bassianyus ^w^ comes. -^w^ Be OwO cwoss with him; ÚwÚ and I'll OwO go :3 fetch >w< thy xDD sons -;;w;; To back >w< thy quarrels, whatsoe'er ;;w;; they >w< be. uWu Exit -BASSIANyUS. Who uWu have ^.^ we hewe? OwO Wome's royal Emperess, -Unfuwnyish'd of her weww-beseeming troop? -:33 Ow >_> is >w< it OwO Dian, UwU habited ^.^ wike hew, -Who hath ^-^ abandonyed her >w< howy ^.^ gwuvs -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the general :33 hunting uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< fowest? -TAMORA. OwO Saucy ;;w;; contwowwew of x3 my >_> pwivate :3 steps! -xDD Had UwU I x3 the pow'w :3 that x3 some >_> say uWu Dian :33 had, -x3 Thy ^.^ tempwes >_> shouwd be ^-^ pwanted presently -With UwU howns, >_< as UwU was ;;w;; Actaeon's; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< hounds -Should UwU dwive ;;w;; upon >w< thy nyew-twansfowmed limbs, ->w< Unmannyewwy x3 intwudew >_< as xDD thou art! -;;w;; WAVINyIA. ;;w;; Undew x3 youw patience, ^-^ gentwe Emperess, -'Tis xDD thought xDD you uWu have :3 a xDD goodwy ^w^ gift uWu in horning, -xDD And to be xDD doubted :3 that x3 youw Moor ÚwÚ and xDD you -^w^ Awe singwed fowth to >_> twy >w< thy >w< expewiments. -Juv OwO shiewd x3 youw :33 husband from :33 his >_< hounds to-day! -'Tis pity ;;w;; they >_> shouwd OwO take ^.^ him fow :3 a ÚwÚ stag. -BASSIANyUS. :3 Bewieve uWu me, :3 Queen, x3 youw swarth Cimmewian -^-^ Doth >_< make x3 youw honour of :33 his body's >_< hue, ->_< Spotted, xDD detested, ÚwÚ and abominable. -Why OwO awe xDD you sequest'red from aww x3 youw twain, ->_< Dismounted from x3 youw snow-white xDD goodwy >w< steed, -xDD And ^-^ wand'wed ÚwÚ hithew to >w< an uWu obscuwe >_> pwot, ->_> Accompanyied >_> but with :3 a barbarous uWu Moow, -;;w;; If fouw ^.^ desiwe xDD had nyot :3 conducted you? -;;w;; WAVINyIA. ^.^ And, ^.^ being ^-^ intewcepted uWu in x3 youw sport, -UwU Gweat reason :3 that x3 my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wowd be :33 wated -For ^.^ saucinyess. UwU I pray xDD you wet >_> us hence, -xDD And wet her joy her xDD waven-cowouwed love; -This :3 vawwey ^w^ fits x3 the OwO puwpose passing well. -BASSIANyUS. uWu The ^w^ King x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew UwU shaww uWu have ÚwÚ nyotice of UwU this. -;;w;; WAVINyIA. Ay, fow these slips uWu have UwU made ^.^ him noted wong. -^-^ Good OwO king, to be UwU so >w< mightiwy ;;w;; abused! -TAMORA. Why, UwU I uWu have uWu patience to OwO enduwe aww UwU this. - -Entew ^w^ CHIWON ÚwÚ and :3 DEMETWIUS - -DEMETRIUS. How now, uWu deaw sovereign, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw >_> gwacious mothew! -Why xDD doth x3 youw >_> Highnyess wook UwU so pawe ÚwÚ and uWu wan? -TAMORA. :3 Have UwU I nyot weason, think UwU you, to wook pale? -;;w;; These >w< two uWu have >_> 'ticed ;;w;; me ÚwÚ hithew to ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -^-^ A ^-^ bawwen :3 detested vale xDD you >_> see >w< it ^w^ is: -uWu The trees, ^w^ though summer, yet ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ and lean, ->_< Ovewcome with OwO moss ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw >w< mistwetoe; -:3 Hewe >_< nyevew uWu shinyes x3 the sun; OwO hewe >_< nyothing breeds, -OwO Unwess x3 the xDD nyightwy owl ow uWu fataw raven. -xDD And when ;;w;; they ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this ;;w;; abhowwed pit, -^-^ They told uWu me, UwU hewe, uWu at >_< dead time of x3 the night, -^-^ A thousand UwU fiends, :3 a thousand OwO hissing snyakes, -uWu Ten thousand xDD swewwing toads, >_< as UwU many >w< uwchins, -Wouwd >_< make xDD such x3 feawfuw ÚwÚ and ^-^ confused x3 cwies -;;w;; As xDD any >w< mowtaw >w< body hearing >w< it -Should ^w^ stwaight faww ^-^ mad ow >_> ewse ^-^ die ÚwÚ suddenwy. -No :33 soonyew xDD had ;;w;; they told ÚwÚ this hewwish xDD tawe -OwO But ^w^ stwaight ;;w;; they told ;;w;; me ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd bind ;;w;; me OwO hewe -uWu Unto x3 the >w< body of :3 a ÚwÚ dismaw OwO yew, -xDD And OwO weave ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this >w< misewabwe death. -xDD And xDD then ;;w;; they ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me fouw aduwtewess, -Lascivious OwO Goth, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the bittewest terms -:33 That OwO evew ear uWu did hear to xDD such :33 effect; -xDD And xDD had xDD you nyot ^.^ by wondwous :3 fowtunye come, -This UwU vengeance on ;;w;; me xDD had ;;w;; they ^-^ executed. -xDD Wevenge :33 it, >_< as xDD you wuv x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's :3 wife, -:33 Ow be OwO ye nyot henceforth ^w^ caww'd x3 my >_< chiwdwen. -DEMETRIUS. This >_> is :3 a >_> witnyess :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< thy OwO son. -[Stabs :33 BASSIANyUS] ->w< CHIWON. xDD And ÚwÚ this fow uWu me, >w< stwuck ^.^ home to x3 show x3 my :33 stwength. -[Also stabs] -;;w;; WAVINyIA. Ay, come, Semiramis- x3 nyay, barbarous :33 Tamowa, -For nyo xDD nyame ^w^ fits >w< thy ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> but >w< thy :33 own! -TAMORA. Give ;;w;; me x3 the poniard; xDD you UwU shaww knyow, x3 my boys, -uWu Youw ;;w;; mothew's uWu hand UwU shaww >w< wight x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's wrong. -DEMETRIUS. Stay, UwU madam, OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ^-^ bewongs to >w< hew; -First ^w^ thwash x3 the corn, xDD then ÚwÚ aftew buwn x3 the stwaw. -This uWu minyion :33 stood ;;w;; upon her >_> chastity, ->_> Upon her >w< nyuptiaw ^w^ vow, her OwO woyawty, -xDD And with :3 that painted UwU hope >_> bwaves x3 youw OwO mightinyess; -xDD And UwU shaww ^.^ she carry ÚwÚ this >w< unto her gwave? ->w< CHIWON. ^-^ An >_> if ^.^ she UwU do, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >w< an :33 eunyuch. -Drag >w< hence her :33 husband to x3 some secret :3 howe, -xDD And >_< make :33 his >_< dead UwU twunk pillow to UwU ouw xDD wust. -TAMORA. OwO But when OwO ye uWu have x3 the honey ^.^ we >_> desiwe, -Let nyot ÚwÚ this uWu wasp :3 outwive, >_> us both to uWu sting. ->w< CHIWON. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, UwU madam, ^.^ we xDD wiww >_< make :3 that >_> suwe. -^.^ Come, ^-^ mistwess, nyow ^.^ pewfowce ^.^ we xDD wiww ^.^ enjoy -:33 That nyice-pwesewved honesty of x3 youws. -;;w;; WAVINyIA. x3 O Tamora! xDD thou beawest :3 a xDD woman's ÚwÚ face- -TAMORA. UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear her speak; OwO away with >_> hew! -;;w;; WAVINyIA. ÚwÚ Sweet wowds, entweat her hear ;;w;; me >_> but :3 a OwO wowd. -DEMETRIUS. uWu Wisten, >w< faiw :3 madam: wet >w< it be x3 youw :3 gwowy -;;w;; To >_> see her teaws; >_> but be x3 youw >_< heawt to them -;;w;; As unrelenting OwO fwint to ^.^ dwops of >_< wain. -;;w;; WAVINyIA. x3 When uWu did x3 the ;;w;; tigew's xDD young ^-^ onyes >_< teach x3 the dam? ->_< O, UwU do nyot :3 weawn her UwU wwath- ^.^ she ÚwÚ taught >w< it ÚwÚ thee; -uWu The milk xDD thou OwO suck'dst from her uWu did turn to ;;w;; mawbwe, -Even uWu at >w< thy :33 teat xDD thou >w< hadst >w< thy tywanny. -ÚwÚ Yet every mothew breeds nyot xDD sons OwO awike: -:33 [To CHIRON] Do xDD thou entweat her x3 show :3 a xDD woman's >_> pity. ->w< CHIWON. What, wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ pwuv mysewf :3 a bastawd? -;;w;; WAVINyIA. 'Tis ^-^ twue, x3 the >_> waven xDD doth nyot x3 hatch :3 a lark. -ÚwÚ Yet uWu have UwU I heawd- >_< O, couwd UwU I find >w< it nyow!- -uWu The wion, x3 mov'd with pity, uWu did OwO enduwe -;;w;; To uWu have :33 his princely ÚwÚ paws x3 paw'd aww xDD away. -;;w;; Some >_> say :3 that wavens foster ^.^ fowwown chiwdwen, -uWu The whiwst uWu theiw UwU own xDD biwds :33 famish uWu in uWu theiw nests; ->_< O, be to uWu me, ^w^ though >w< thy x3 hawd >_< heawt >_> say no, -Nyothing UwU so ;;w;; kind, >_> but ^-^ something OwO pitifuw! -TAMORA. UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what >w< it uWu means; OwO away with >_> hew! -;;w;; WAVINyIA. >_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_< teach uWu thee! For x3 my father's ^w^ sake, -:33 That uWu gave uWu thee >w< wife when weww ^.^ he ^w^ might uWu have :3 swain ÚwÚ thee, -^w^ Be nyot UwU obduwate, open >w< thy deaf ears. -TAMORA. UwU Hadst xDD thou uWu in ÚwÚ pewson ^w^ nye'ew uWu offended uWu me, -Even fow :33 his ÚwÚ sake ^w^ am UwU I pitiwess. -OwO Wemembew, boys, UwU I :3 pouw'd fowth tears uWu in :33 vain -;;w;; To :3 save x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew from x3 the >_> sacwifice; -OwO But >_< fiewce Andwonyicus ^.^ wouwd nyot wewent. -Therefore OwO away with hew, ÚwÚ and use her >_< as xDD you :33 wiww; -uWu The xDD wowse to her x3 the xDD bettew :3 wov'd of x3 me. -;;w;; WAVINyIA. x3 O :33 Tamowa, be ^w^ caww'd :3 a ^-^ gentwe queen, -xDD And with ^.^ thinye UwU own ^.^ hands OwO kiww ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwace! -For UwU 'tis nyot >w< wife :3 that UwU I uWu have begg'd UwU so xDD wong; -OwO Poow UwU I UwU was :3 swain when OwO Bassianyus ÚwÚ died. -TAMORA. >_> What ÚwÚ beg'st UwU thou, ^w^ then? ^w^ Fond ^w^ woman, wet ;;w;; me ÚwÚ go. -;;w;; WAVINyIA. 'Tis xDD pwesent :33 death UwU I :33 beg; ÚwÚ and one ^.^ thing >_> mowe, -:33 That UwU womanhood denyies x3 my >_> tongue to tell: ->_< O, >_< keep ;;w;; me from uWu theiw xDD wowse than UwU kiwwing x3 wust, -xDD And tumble ;;w;; me x3 into x3 some woathsome pit, -Whewe >_< nyevew :33 man's ^w^ eye OwO may behowd x3 my >w< body; -Do uWu this, ÚwÚ and be :3 a x3 chawitabwe murderer. -TAMORA. ^w^ So >_> shouwd UwU I rob x3 my x3 sweet xDD sons of uWu theiw >w< fee; -:3 Nyo, wet them satisfy uWu theiw lust on thee. -DEMETRIUS. >_> Away! fow xDD thou x3 hast OwO stay'd >_> us OwO hewe ^w^ too wong. -;;w;; WAVINyIA. No UwU gwace? nyo womanhood? xDD Ah, OwO beastwy x3 cweatuwe, -uWu The uWu bwot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; enyemy to UwU ouw general xDD nyame! ->w< Confusion ;;w;; faww- ->w< CHIWON. Nyay, xDD then I'll ÚwÚ stop x3 youw xDD mouth. Bring xDD thou her husband. -This >_> is x3 the x3 howe :3 whewe :3 Aawon bid >_> us hide ^.^ him. - -:3 DEMETWIUS ^w^ thwows x3 the >w< body -of xDD BASSIANyUS x3 into x3 the ^-^ pit; xDD then UwU exeunt -:3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, dwagging x3 off OwO WAVINyIA - -TAMORA. UwU Faweweww, x3 my sons; >_> see :3 that xDD you >_< make her >_> suwe. -Nye'ew wet x3 my >_< heawt ^.^ knyow ^.^ mewwy cheer ÚwÚ indeed -Tiww aww x3 the Andronici be UwU made xDD away. -Now xDD wiww UwU I >w< hence to >_> seek x3 my lovely uWu Moow, -xDD And wet x3 my ^-^ spweenfuw xDD sons ÚwÚ this twuww deflower. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ AAWON, with >w< two -of ^.^ TITUS' sons, x3 QUINTUS ÚwÚ and :33 MAWTIUS - -^.^ AAWON. :3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 my wowds, x3 the xDD bettew :33 foot befowe; -UwU Stwaight xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 the woathsome pit -Whewe UwU I ;;w;; espied x3 the ;;w;; panthew ÚwÚ fast asleep. -^w^ QUINTUS. OwO My ^.^ sight >_> is xDD vewy xDD duww, whate'er >w< it >_< bodes. -MAWTIUS. xDD And >_> minye, UwU I promise uWu you; :3 wewe >w< it nyot fow UwU shame, -Weww couwd UwU I OwO weave UwU ouw spowt to :33 sweep OwO awhiwe. -^.^ [Fawws x3 into x3 the >w< pit] -^w^ QUINTUS. What, awt xDD thou ;;w;; fawwen? >_> What >_> subtwe x3 howe >_> is uWu this, ->_< Whose xDD mouth >_> is covered with ^-^ wude-gwowing bwiews, ->_> Upon x3 whose >w< weaves OwO awe ^.^ dwops of nyew-shed :3 bwood -;;w;; As >w< fwesh >_< as mownying :33 dew uWu distiww'd on ^.^ fwowews? -^-^ A xDD vewy uWu fataw :33 pwace >w< it ;;w;; seems to x3 me. -ÚwÚ Speak, brother, x3 hast xDD thou ÚwÚ huwt uWu thee with x3 the :3 faww? -MAWTIUS. x3 O brother, with x3 the dismal'st :33 object ÚwÚ huwt -:33 That OwO evew ^w^ eye with ^.^ sight UwU made >_< heawt wament! -^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] Now xDD wiww UwU I :3 fetch x3 the ^w^ King to find them UwU hewe, -:33 That ^.^ he theweby OwO may uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ wikewy guess -How these :3 wewe ;;w;; they :3 that UwU made OwO away :33 his ^-^ bwothew. uWu Exit -MAWTIUS. Why dost nyot uWu comfowt uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO hewp ;;w;; me x3 out -Fwom ÚwÚ this unhallow'd ÚwÚ and blood-stained howe? -^w^ QUINTUS. UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwpwised with >w< an >_< uncouth x3 feaw; -^-^ A chilling UwU sweat o'er-runs x3 my uWu twembwing ^.^ joints; -OwO My >_< heawt x3 suspects ^.^ mowe than >_< minye ^w^ eye ^.^ can ^-^ see. -MAWTIUS. ;;w;; To ^-^ pwuv xDD thou x3 hast :3 a true >_> divinying uWu heawt, -:3 Aawon ÚwÚ and xDD thou wook down x3 into ÚwÚ this ^.^ den, -xDD And >_> see :3 a x3 feawfuw ^.^ sight of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and death. -^w^ QUINTUS. :3 Aawon >_> is >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and x3 my compassionate >_< heawt -Will nyot >_< pewmit >_< minye eyes >_> once to behowd -uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ wheweat >w< it trembles ^.^ by surmise; ->_< O, tell ;;w;; me who >w< it ;;w;; is, fow ^w^ nye'ew >w< tiww nyow -Was UwU I :3 a chiwd to feaw UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot what. -MAWTIUS. Lord OwO Bassianyus wies xDD beway'd uWu in bwood, -All on :3 a >w< heap, ^.^ wike to :3 a swaughtewed lamb, -^w^ In ÚwÚ this xDD detested, >_> dawk, xDD bwood-dwinking OwO pit. -^w^ QUINTUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> dawk, >w< how dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis uWu he? -MAWTIUS. >_> Upon :33 his bwoody finger ^.^ he xDD doth ^-^ weaw -^-^ A >_< pwecious OwO wing :3 that lightens aww ÚwÚ this :3 howe, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD tapew uWu in x3 some ;;w;; monyument, -^-^ Doth shine ;;w;; upon x3 the >_< dead :33 man's uWu eawthy cheeks, -xDD And >_< shows x3 the ^-^ wagged entwaiws of ÚwÚ this ^-^ pit; -^w^ So pawe uWu did shine x3 the ;;w;; moon on uWu Pywamus -x3 When ^.^ he ^.^ by >w< nyight uWu way >w< bath'd uWu in >_< maiden blood. -x3 O brother, OwO hewp ;;w;; me with >w< thy xDD fainting :33 hand- -;;w;; If feaw hath UwU made uWu thee :33 faint, >_< as ;;w;; me >w< it >_> hath- -UwU Out of ÚwÚ this UwU feww ^.^ devouwing ^-^ weceptacwe, -;;w;; As hateful >_< as ;;w;; Cocytus' ^w^ misty xDD mouth. -^w^ QUINTUS. ^.^ Weach ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, :3 that UwU I OwO may OwO hewp uWu thee ^.^ out, -:3 Ow, ^-^ wanting ÚwÚ stwength to UwU do uWu thee UwU so much UwU good, -UwU I OwO may be ^w^ pwuck'd x3 into x3 the swallowing womb -Of ÚwÚ this >_> deep pit, poor :3 Bassianyus' x3 gwave. -UwU I uWu have nyo ÚwÚ stwength to pluck uWu thee to x3 the :33 bwink. -MAWTIUS. x3 Nyow UwU I nyo ÚwÚ stwength to x3 cwimb ^-^ without >w< thy ;;w;; hewp. -^w^ QUINTUS. x3 Thy uWu hand >_> once mowe; UwU I xDD wiww nyot ;;w;; woose OwO again, -Tiww xDD thou awt OwO hewe awoft, ow UwU I below. -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot come to me- UwU I come to thee. ^.^ [Fawws in] - -Entew x3 the EMPEROR ÚwÚ and ^-^ AAWON x3 the Moor - -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; Awong with me! I'll >_> see >_> what x3 howe >_> is UwU hewe, -xDD And >_> what ^.^ he >_> is :3 that nyow >_> is uWu weapt x3 into :3 it. -Say, who awt xDD thou :3 that :3 watewy :33 didst descend -^.^ Into ÚwÚ this :33 gaping OwO howwow of x3 the ^w^ eawth? -MAWTIUS. uWu The xDD unhappy xDD sons of ;;w;; owd Andronicus, -Bwought ÚwÚ hithew uWu in :3 a UwU most unlucky ^-^ houw, -;;w;; To find >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew OwO Bassianyus uWu dead. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ dead! UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou dost >_> but OwO jest: ->w< He ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu wady both OwO awe uWu at x3 the uWu wodge ->_> Upon x3 the ^.^ nyowth x3 side of ÚwÚ this >_> pweasant ^-^ chase; -'Tis nyot >w< an >_> houw xDD since UwU I left them :33 thewe. -MAWTIUS. We ^.^ knyow nyot :3 whewe xDD you left them aww ^.^ awive; -But, x3 out ^.^ awas! OwO hewe uWu have ^.^ we >_> found ^.^ him uWu dead. - -^.^ We-entew uWu TAMOWA, with ->w< attendants; TITUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and ^.^ Wucius - -TAMORA. Whewe >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >_> King? -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Here, >_> Tamowa; ^w^ though >w< gwiev'd with UwU kiwwing ÚwÚ gwief. -TAMORA. Whewe >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew >w< Bassianyus? -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Now to x3 the :3 bottom dost xDD thou ^-^ seawch x3 my ^-^ wound; -OwO Poow OwO Bassianyus OwO hewe wies OwO muwdewed. -TAMORA. UwU Then aww ^w^ too wate UwU I ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this uWu fataw ;;w;; wwit, -uWu The complot of ÚwÚ this timewess :3 twagedy; -xDD And wonder OwO gweatwy :3 that :33 man's OwO face ^.^ can ^w^ fowd -^w^ In pweasing ^-^ smiwes xDD such murderous tywanny. -x3 [She giveth ;;w;; SATUWNyINyE :3 a >_> wettew] -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. [Weads] >_< 'An >_> if ^.^ we ;;w;; miss to :3 meet ^.^ him handsomely, -ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ huntsman- OwO Bassianyus UwU 'tis ^.^ we >_< mean- -Do xDD thou UwU so much >_< as dig x3 the :3 gwave fow ^.^ him. -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st UwU ouw meanying. Wook fow >w< thy wewawd ->_> Among x3 the UwU nyettwes uWu at x3 the >w< ewdew-twee ->_< Which >_< uvwshades x3 the xDD mouth of :3 that same pit -Whewe ^.^ we xDD decweed to ^.^ buwy ;;w;; Bassianyus. -Do uWu this, ÚwÚ and puwchase >_> us >w< thy :3 wasting ;;w;; fwiends.' -x3 O Tamora! UwU was OwO evew heard x3 the ^.^ wike? -This >_> is x3 the pit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 the elder-tree. -x3 Wook, sirs, >_> if xDD you ^.^ can find x3 the >w< huntsman x3 out -:33 That >_> shouwd uWu have murdered OwO Bassianyus hewe. -^.^ AAWON. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, OwO hewe >_> is x3 the ^-^ bag of ;;w;; gowd. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. :33 [To ÚwÚ TITUS] Two of >w< thy UwU whewps, UwU feww x3 cuws of bwoody -;;w;; kind, -:3 Have OwO hewe >_> beweft x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew of :33 his life. -uWu Siws, drag them from x3 the pit >w< unto x3 the prison; ->_> Thewe wet them bide ÚwÚ untiw ^.^ we uWu have :3 devis'd -;;w;; Some :33 nyevew-heawd-of :33 towtuwing :33 pain fow OwO them. -TAMORA. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ pit? x3 O wondwous x3 thing! -How easily murder >_> is >_> discuvwed! -TITUS. xDD High Empewow, ;;w;; upon x3 my feebwe knyee -UwU I ÚwÚ beg ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ boon, with tears nyot >w< wightwy shed, -:33 That ÚwÚ this UwU feww ;;w;; fauwt of x3 my ^w^ accuwsed ^.^ sons- ->w< Accuwsed >_> if x3 the ;;w;; fauwt be ^.^ pwov'd uWu in OwO them- -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be xDD pwov'd! >_> You >_> see >w< it >_> is >_> appawent. -Who >_> found ÚwÚ this wettew? :33 Tamowa, UwU was >w< it you? -TAMORA. Andwonyicus >_< himsewf uWu did OwO take >w< it :33 up. -TITUS. UwU I ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, yet wet ;;w;; me be uWu theiw bail; -For, ^.^ by x3 my >_> fathews' reverend ;;w;; tomb, UwU I vow -^-^ They UwU shaww be ready uWu at x3 youw Highness' xDD wiww -;;w;; To answew uWu theiw >_> suspicion with uWu theiw ^.^ wives. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot xDD baiw OwO them; >_> see xDD thou ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -;;w;; Some ;;w;; bwing x3 the murdered ;;w;; body, x3 some x3 the ;;w;; muwdewews; -Let them nyot speak :3 a word- x3 the guilt >_> is plain; -For, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, :3 wewe there xDD wowse >w< end than UwU death, -:33 That >w< end ;;w;; upon them >_> shouwd be ^-^ executed. -TAMORA. Andronicus, UwU I xDD wiww entweat x3 the ;;w;; King. -Fear nyot >w< thy sons; ;;w;; they UwU shaww UwU do weww enyough. -TITUS. ^.^ Come, ^w^ Wucius, >_< come; xDD stay nyot to tawk with OwO them. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -Entew x3 the Empress' sons, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with ^.^ WAVINyIA, -her ^.^ hands :3 cut ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and her >_> tongue :3 cut ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and UwU wavish'd - -DEMETRIUS. So, nyow OwO go uWu teww, >w< an >_> if >w< thy >_> tongue ^.^ can :3 speak, -Who uWu 'twas :3 that :3 cut >w< thy >_> tongue ÚwÚ and UwU wavish'd thee. ->w< CHIWON. :3 Wwite down >w< thy UwU mind, OwO bewway >w< thy meaning >_> so, -^-^ An >_> if >w< thy ÚwÚ stumps xDD wiww wet uWu thee :33 pway x3 the OwO scwibe. -DEMETRIUS. xDD See >w< how with signs ÚwÚ and UwU tokens ^.^ she ^.^ can ÚwÚ scwoww. ->w< CHIWON. Go ^.^ home, caww fow x3 sweet >_< watew, >_< wash >w< thy ^w^ hands. -DEMETRIUS. :33 She hath nyo >_> tongue to >_> caww, nor ^.^ hands to wash; -xDD And UwU so >_> wet's OwO weave her to her silent wawks. ->w< CHIWON. ^-^ An >w< 'twewe x3 my >_< cause, UwU I >_> shouwd OwO go ^w^ hang :3 mysewf. -DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; If xDD thou >w< hadst ^.^ hands to OwO hewp uWu thee >w< knyit x3 the cowd. -Exeunt :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ CHIWON - -uWu Wind ^.^ howns. Entew MAWCUS, from :33 hunting - -OwO MAWCUS. Who >_> is :33 this?- x3 my UwU nyiece, :3 that fwies OwO away UwU so fast? -Cousin, :3 a wowd: :3 whewe >_> is x3 youw OwO husband? -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do x3 dweam, ^.^ wouwd aww x3 my weawth ^.^ wouwd wake me! -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do x3 wake, x3 some planet strike ;;w;; me ;;w;; down, -:33 That UwU I OwO may >_> swumbew >w< an xDD etewnyaw UwU sweep! -ÚwÚ Speak, ^-^ gentwe niece. >_> What xDD stewn x3 ungentwe ^.^ hands ->_< Hath wopp'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ hew'd, ÚwÚ and UwU made >w< thy >w< body OwO bawe -Of her >w< two >w< bwanches- UwU those x3 sweet ownyaments ->_< Whose circling ^-^ shadows >w< kings uWu have >_< sought to :33 sweep x3 in, -xDD And ^w^ might nyot ^.^ gain UwU so great :3 a happinyess -;;w;; As half >w< thy love? Why dost nyot speak to me? -ÚwÚ Awas, :3 a >_< cwimson river of wawm bwood, -Wike to :3 a ;;w;; bubbwing ^w^ fountain stirr'd with ;;w;; wind, -^-^ Doth rise ÚwÚ and faww ^-^ between >w< thy UwU wosed :3 wips, -OwO Coming ÚwÚ and x3 going with >w< thy honey >_< bweath. -OwO But >_< suwe x3 some >w< Teweus hath deflowered ÚwÚ thee, -^.^ And, xDD west xDD thou shouwdst detect :3 him, :3 cut >w< thy :33 tongue. -xDD Ah, nyow xDD thou turn'st OwO away >w< thy OwO face fow x3 shame! -xDD And :3 nyotwithstanding aww ÚwÚ this ^-^ woss of blood- -;;w;; As from :3 a >_> conduit with >w< thwee issuing ;;w;; spouts- -ÚwÚ Yet UwU do >w< thy >_> cheeks wook red >_< as Titan's OwO face -;;w;; Bwushing to be encount'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud. -Shall UwU I speak fow thee? Shall UwU I >_> say UwU 'tis so? ->_< O, :3 that UwU I UwU knyew >w< thy uWu heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU knyew x3 the ^.^ beast, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ might waiw uWu at ^.^ him to ^w^ ease x3 my ÚwÚ mind! -OwO Sowwow concealed, ^.^ wike >w< an oven >_> stopp'd, -^-^ Doth buwn x3 the >_< heawt to cinders :3 whewe >w< it >w< is. -Faiw UwU Phiwomew, >w< why ^.^ she >_> but wost her ;;w;; tongue, -xDD And uWu in :3 a tedious ;;w;; sampwew >_< sew'd her xDD mind; -But, lovely UwU nyiece, :3 that >_> mean >_> is :3 cut from thee. -^-^ A craftier Teweus, OwO cousin, x3 hast xDD thou :3 met, -xDD And ^.^ he hath :3 cut UwU those OwO pwetty x3 fingews x3 off -:33 That couwd uWu have xDD bettew >_< sew'd than UwU Phiwomew. ->_< O, xDD had x3 the monstew :3 seen UwU those ;;w;; wiwy ^.^ hands -Twembwe ^.^ wike OwO aspen >w< weaves ;;w;; upon :3 a ^-^ wute -xDD And >_< make x3 the siwken xDD stwings delight to :3 kiss ÚwÚ them, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD then uWu have touch'd them fow :33 his wife! -:33 Ow xDD had ^.^ he heard x3 the ^-^ heavenwy ;;w;; hawmony ->_< Which :3 that x3 sweet >_> tongue hath made, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ dwopp'd :33 his ^-^ knyife, ÚwÚ and UwU feww ^-^ asweep, -;;w;; As Cerberus uWu at x3 the x3 Thwacian x3 poet's xDD feet. -^.^ Come, wet >_> us x3 go, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< thy >w< fathew ÚwÚ bwind, -For xDD such :3 a ^.^ sight xDD wiww ^w^ bwind :3 a father's >_< eye; -x3 Onye hour's x3 stowm xDD wiww x3 dwown x3 the ^-^ fwagwant ^.^ meads, ->_> What xDD wiww whole ^w^ months of tears >w< thy father's uWu eyes? -Do nyot dwaw back, fow ^.^ we xDD wiww mouwn with ÚwÚ thee; ->_< O, couwd UwU ouw >w< mouwnying case >w< thy ^-^ misewy! Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew x3 the uWu JUDGES, ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES, ÚwÚ and SENyATOWS, with ^.^ TITUS' >w< two xDD sons -:33 MAWTIUS ÚwÚ and x3 QUINTUS xDD bound, passing on x3 the stage to x3 the :33 pwace of execution, -ÚwÚ and TITUS x3 going x3 befowe, xDD pweading - -TITUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, :3 gwave ÚwÚ fathews; x3 nyobwe Twibunyes, ^-^ stay! -For pity of >_< minye age, x3 whose :33 youth UwU was xDD spent -^w^ In uWu dangewous UwU waws whiwst xDD you secuwewy >_> swept; -For aww x3 my :3 bwood uWu in OwO Wome's great ^-^ quawwew shed, -For aww x3 the fwosty :33 nyights :3 that UwU I uWu have >w< watch'd, -xDD And fow these UwU bittew ^-^ teaws, which nyow xDD you >_> see -Filling x3 the ^-^ aged ^.^ wwinkwes uWu in x3 my cheeks, -^w^ Be ^w^ pitifuw to x3 my condemnyed sons, ->_< Whose >w< souws OwO awe nyot cowwupted >_< as UwU 'tis thought. -For >w< two ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty xDD sons UwU I >_< nyevew ;;w;; wept, ->_< Because ;;w;; they >w< died uWu in x3 honyouw's wofty :3 bed. -[ANDRONICUS wieth ;;w;; down, ÚwÚ and x3 the judges -pass ^.^ by ^.^ him with x3 the pwisonyews, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt] -For OwO these, Twibunyes, uWu in x3 the x3 dust UwU I >w< wwite -OwO My heart's >_> deep :33 wanguow ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 souw's >_> sad >w< teaws. -Let x3 my tears >_< stanch x3 the :33 eawth's xDD dwy x3 appetite; -OwO My >w< sons' x3 sweet :3 bwood xDD wiww >_< make >w< it ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and x3 bwush. -x3 O earth, UwU I xDD wiww >_< befwiend uWu thee ^.^ mowe with xDD wain -:33 That UwU shaww :33 distiw from these >w< two UwU ancient urns, -Than youthfuw ;;w;; Apwiw UwU shaww with aww :33 his show'ws. -^w^ In :33 summew's dwought I'll >_< dwop ;;w;; upon uWu thee stiww; -^w^ In winter with wawm tears I'll :3 mewt x3 the >w< snyow -xDD And >_< keep xDD etewnyaw spring-time on >w< thy >w< face, -^w^ So xDD thou refuse to ÚwÚ dwink x3 my uWu deaw >w< sons' blood. - -Entew ^.^ Wucius with :33 his :33 weapon drawn - -x3 O reverend UwU Twibunyes! x3 O ^-^ gentwe ^-^ aged :3 men! -ÚwÚ Unbind x3 my sons, >_< wevewse x3 the >_< doom of UwU death, -xDD And wet ;;w;; me say, :3 that >_< nyevew :33 wept x3 befowe, -OwO My tears OwO awe nyow prevailing ^w^ owatows. -WUCIUS. x3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, xDD you wament uWu in OwO vain; -uWu The ÚwÚ Twibunyes hear xDD you >_> nyot, nyo x3 man >_> is UwU by, -xDD And xDD you ^w^ wecount x3 youw ^w^ sowwows to :3 a uWu stonye. -TITUS. xDD Ah, ^w^ Wucius, fow >w< thy bwothews wet ;;w;; me uWu pwead! -Gwave Twibunyes, >_> once ^.^ mowe UwU I entweat of OwO you. -WUCIUS. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, nyo twibunye x3 heaws xDD you >_< speak. -TITUS. Why, UwU 'tis nyo >w< mattew, ^w^ man: >_> if ;;w;; they uWu did heaw, -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot mark OwO me; >_> if ;;w;; they uWu did >_> mawk, -^-^ They ^.^ wouwd nyot pity OwO me; yet pwead UwU I ;;w;; must, -xDD And bootwess >w< unto OwO them. -Therefore UwU I tell x3 my ^w^ sowwows to x3 the ;;w;; stonyes; -Who ^w^ though ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot answew x3 my UwU distwess, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in x3 some ;;w;; sowt ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD bettew than x3 the Twibunyes, -For :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww nyot uWu intewcept x3 my ^-^ tawe. -x3 When UwU I UwU do >_> weep, ;;w;; they x3 humbwy uWu at x3 my ;;w;; feet -Receive x3 my ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and xDD seem to xDD weep with OwO me; -xDD And :3 wewe ;;w;; they >_> but uWu attiwed uWu in :3 gwave ÚwÚ weeds, -ÚwÚ Wome couwd UwU affowd nyo tribunes ^.^ wike to :3 these. -^-^ A stone >_> is soft >_< as UwU wax: tribunes ^.^ mowe x3 hawd than ÚwÚ stonyes. -^-^ A stone >_> is silent ÚwÚ and ^.^ offendeth >_> nyot, -xDD And tribunes with uWu theiw tongues >_< doom ;;w;; men to death. ->_> [Wises] -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe OwO stand'st xDD thou with >w< thy :33 weapon xDD dwawn? -WUCIUS. ;;w;; To OwO wescue x3 my >w< two bwothews from uWu theiw ÚwÚ death; -For which x3 attempt x3 the judges uWu have ^-^ pwonyounc'd -OwO My everlasting >_< doom of >_> banyishment. -TITUS. x3 O ^w^ happy ;;w;; man! ;;w;; they uWu have >_< befwiended thee. -Why, >_< foowish ^w^ Wucius, dost xDD thou nyot >_> pewceive -:33 That ÚwÚ Wome >_> is >_> but :3 a wiwdewnyess of :33 tigews? -Tigews ^w^ must ^.^ pwey, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wome affowds nyo prey -OwO But ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and minye; >w< how ^w^ happy awt xDD thou xDD then -Fwom these devourers to be uWu banyished! -OwO But who x3 comes with UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Mawcus hewe? - -Entew >_> MAWCUS with OwO WAVINyIA - -OwO MAWCUS. >w< Titus, >_> pwepawe >w< thy ^-^ aged eyes to >_> weep, -:33 Ow >_> if nyot >_> so, >w< thy x3 nyobwe >_< heawt to *cuddles you* bweak. -UwU I ;;w;; bwing >w< consuming sorrow to ^.^ thinye age. -TITUS. Will >w< it ^-^ consume me? Let ;;w;; me >_> see >w< it UwU then. -OwO MAWCUS. This UwU was >w< thy >w< daughtew. -TITUS. Why, Marcus, UwU so ^.^ she >w< is. -WUCIUS. uWu Ay me! ÚwÚ this :33 object :33 kiwws x3 me. -TITUS. :3 Faint-heawted ^-^ boy, ^.^ awise, ÚwÚ and wook ;;w;; upon her. -ÚwÚ Speak, Wavinyia, >_> what ^w^ accuwsed uWu hand ->_< Hath UwU made uWu thee handwess uWu in >w< thy father's sight? ->_> What >w< foow hath >_< added UwU watew to x3 the :33 sea, -:33 Ow ^.^ bwought :3 a ;;w;; fagot to bwight-buwnying >w< Twoy? -OwO My grief UwU was uWu at x3 the height >w< befowe xDD thou ÚwÚ cam'st, -xDD And nyow ^.^ wike Nyiwus >w< it disdainyeth UwU bounds. -Give ;;w;; me :3 a uWu swowd, I'll chop x3 off x3 my ^.^ hands :3 too, -For ;;w;; they uWu have ÚwÚ fought fow ^w^ Wome, ÚwÚ and aww uWu in OwO vain; -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have nurs'd ÚwÚ this woe uWu in feeding :33 wife; -^w^ In bootwess :3 pwayew uWu have ;;w;; they :33 been hewd up, -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have sewv'd ;;w;; me to effectless ÚwÚ use. -Now aww x3 the OwO sewvice UwU I xDD wequiwe of them -Is :3 that x3 the one xDD wiww OwO hewp to :3 cut x3 the :3 othew. -'Tis weww, Wavinyia, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast nyo hands; -For ^.^ hands to UwU do ÚwÚ Wome OwO sewvice >_> is >_> but OwO vain. -WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Speak, ^-^ gentwe ^-^ sistew, who hath ÚwÚ mawtyw'd thee? -OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, :3 that >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; enginye of her >_< thoughts -:33 That bwabb'd them with xDD such pweasing eloquence -Is :33 town from fowth :3 that OwO pwetty OwO howwow >w< cage, -Whewe ^.^ wike :3 a x3 sweet melodious biwd >w< it sung -ÚwÚ Sweet vawied nyotes, ;;w;; enchanting every :33 eaw! -WUCIUS. >_< O, >_> say xDD thou fow hew, who hath donye ÚwÚ this deed? -OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, OwO thus UwU I >_> found her ÚwÚ stwaying uWu in x3 the OwO pawk, -UwU Seeking to hide herself >_< as xDD doth x3 the >w< deew -:33 That hath weceiv'd x3 some ^w^ unwecuwing wound. -TITUS. ^.^ It UwU was x3 my deaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 that wounded her ->_< Hath ÚwÚ huwt ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than xDD had ^.^ he kill'd ;;w;; me UwU dead; -For nyow UwU I stand >_< as one ;;w;; upon :3 a :33 wock, -Environ'd with :3 a wiwdewnyess of :33 sea, -Who >w< mawks x3 the :3 waxing >_< tide gwow x3 wave ^.^ by wave, -UwU Expecting OwO evew when x3 some envious suwge -Will uWu in :33 his uWu bwinyish bowels swawwow ^.^ him. -This uWu way to :33 death x3 my wwetched xDD sons OwO awe xDD gonye; -:3 Hewe >w< stands x3 my othew x3 son, :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, -xDD And OwO hewe x3 my brother, weeping uWu at x3 my ^w^ woes. -OwO But :3 that which ;;w;; gives x3 my :3 souw x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest :33 spuwn -Is uWu deaw Wavinyia, ÚwÚ deawew than x3 my ^-^ souw. -xDD Had UwU I >_> but :3 seen >w< thy ^-^ pictuwe uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ pwight, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_< madded OwO me; >_> what UwU shaww UwU I UwU do -Now UwU I behowd >w< thy lively >w< body so? -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ hands to xDD wipe OwO away >w< thy ^-^ teaws, -x3 Nyow >_> tongue to tell ;;w;; me who hath ÚwÚ mawtyw'd ÚwÚ thee; -x3 Thy :33 husband ^.^ he >_> is >_< dead, ÚwÚ and fow :33 his :33 death -x3 Thy bwothews OwO awe OwO condemn'd, ÚwÚ and >_< dead ^.^ by UwU this. -x3 Wook, Marcus! xDD Ah, >_< son ^w^ Wucius, wook on >_> hew! -x3 When UwU I uWu did xDD nyame her OwO bwothews, xDD then >w< fwesh tears -^w^ Stood on her cheeks, >_< as xDD doth x3 the honey :33 dew ->_> Upon :3 a gath'wed ;;w;; wiwy almost >_< withewed. -OwO MAWCUS. Pewchance ^.^ she ^.^ weeps uWu because ;;w;; they kill'd her xDD husband; -Pewchance uWu because ^.^ she xDD knyows them innocent. -TITUS. ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu did OwO kiww >w< thy ^.^ husband, xDD then be joyful, ->_< Because x3 the law hath >_> ta'en xDD wevenge on OwO them. -:3 Nyo, no, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU do UwU so fouw :3 a ^.^ deed; -Witness x3 the sorrow :3 that uWu theiw :3 sistew makes. -^w^ Gentwe Wavinyia, wet ;;w;; me :3 kiss >w< thy :3 wips, -:33 Ow >_< make x3 some xDD sign >w< how UwU I OwO may UwU do uWu thee ^w^ ease. -Shall >w< thy ÚwÚ good :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Wucius -xDD And xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I sit ;;w;; wound about x3 some :33 fountain, -^w^ Wooking aww ^w^ downwawds to behowd UwU ouw >_> cheeks -How ;;w;; they OwO awe :33 stain'd, ^.^ wike meadows yet nyot xDD dwy -With UwU miwy swime left on them ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ fwood? -xDD And uWu in x3 the ^w^ fountain UwU shaww ^.^ we ÚwÚ gaze UwU so long, -Tiww x3 the >w< fwesh >_> taste be :33 taken from :3 that clearness, -xDD And UwU made :3 a >w< bwinye-pit with UwU ouw UwU bittew teaws? -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we :3 cut OwO away UwU ouw ^.^ hands ^.^ wike >_< thinye? -:33 Ow UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ bite UwU ouw tongues, ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU dumb >_< shows -ÚwÚ Pass x3 the ^.^ wemaindew of UwU ouw hateful ^-^ days? ->_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? Let >_> us :3 that uWu have UwU ouw tongues ->w< Pwot x3 some xDD device of further misery -;;w;; To >_< make >_> us x3 wondew'd uWu at uWu in time to x3 come. -WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ fathew, xDD cease x3 youw teaws; fow uWu at x3 youw grief -xDD See >w< how x3 my wwetched :3 sistew >_< sobs ÚwÚ and ^-^ weeps. -OwO MAWCUS. >w< Patience, uWu deaw niece. ^-^ Good >w< Titus, xDD dwy ^.^ thinye :3 eyes. -TITUS. xDD Ah, Marcus, Marcus! UwU Bwothew, weww UwU I uWu wot -x3 Thy napkin ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ dwink :3 a teaw of >_> minye, -For UwU thou, poor ^w^ man, x3 hast >w< dwown'd >w< it with ^.^ thinye own. -WUCIUS. xDD Ah, x3 my Wavinyia, UwU I xDD wiww xDD wipe >w< thy UwU cheeks. -TITUS. ;;w;; Mawk, Marcus, ÚwÚ mawk! UwU I understand her signs. -xDD Had ^.^ she :3 a >_> tongue to :3 speak, nyow ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she >_> say -:33 That to her ÚwÚ bwothew which UwU I uWu said to >_< thee: -ÚwÚ His nyapkin, with :33 his true tears aww >_< bewet, -UwU Can UwU do nyo OwO sewvice on her :33 sowwowfuw UwU cheeks. ->_< O, >_> what :3 a >_> sympathy of woe >_> is ÚwÚ this -;;w;; As uWu faw from OwO hewp >_< as ;;w;; Wimbo >_> is from uWu bwiss! - -Entew ^-^ AAWON x3 the Moor - -^.^ AAWON. Titus Andronicus, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >_> Empewow -^-^ Sends uWu thee ÚwÚ this word, :3 that, >_> if xDD thou wuv >w< thy sons, -Let Marcus, ^w^ Wucius, ow ;;w;; thysewf, ;;w;; owd >w< Titus, -:33 Ow xDD any one of UwU you, chop x3 off x3 youw uWu hand -xDD And >_> send >w< it to x3 the ^.^ King: ^.^ he fow x3 the same -Will >_> send uWu thee ÚwÚ hithew both >w< thy xDD sons ^.^ awive, -xDD And :3 that UwU shaww be x3 the wansom fow uWu theiw ^-^ fauwt. -TITUS. x3 O >_> gwacious >w< Empewow! x3 O ^-^ gentwe >_> Aawon! -Did OwO evew >_> waven ^.^ sing UwU so ^.^ wike :3 a lark -:33 That ;;w;; gives x3 sweet UwU tidings of x3 the sun's xDD upwise? -With aww x3 my >_< heawt I'll >_> send x3 the >_> Empewow x3 my >w< hand. -^-^ Good ÚwÚ Aawon, wiwt xDD thou OwO hewp to chop >w< it off? -WUCIUS. Stay, ;;w;; fathew! fow :3 that x3 nyobwe uWu hand of xDD thinye, -:33 That hath :33 thwown down UwU so UwU many UwU enyemies, -Shall nyot be sent. OwO My uWu hand xDD wiww serve x3 the tuwn, -OwO My :33 youth ^.^ can xDD bettew ^-^ spawe x3 my :3 bwood than UwU you, -xDD And >_< thewefowe >_< minye UwU shaww :3 save x3 my ^w^ bwothews' ^.^ wives. -OwO MAWCUS. >_< Which of x3 youw ^.^ hands hath nyot defended ÚwÚ Wome -xDD And x3 weaw'd ÚwÚ awoft x3 the bwoody battle-axe, -OwO Wwiting >w< destwuction on x3 the ÚwÚ enyemy's xDD castwe? ->_< O, >_< nyonye of both >_> but OwO awe of xDD high desert! -OwO My uWu hand hath :33 been >_> but idle; wet >w< it serve -;;w;; To wansom x3 my >w< two x3 nyephews from uWu theiw ÚwÚ death; -UwU Then uWu have UwU I :33 kept >w< it to :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy OwO end. -^.^ AAWON. Nyay, come, agree x3 whose uWu hand UwU shaww OwO go along, -For feaw ;;w;; they ^-^ die >w< befowe uWu theiw UwU pawdon x3 come. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO My uWu hand UwU shaww ÚwÚ go. -WUCIUS. ^-^ By ^.^ heaven, >w< it UwU shaww nyot :3 go! -TITUS. uWu Siws, strive nyo mowe; xDD such with'wed >w< hewbs >_< as these -^w^ Awe :3 meet fow ^-^ pwucking up, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^w^ minye. -WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if UwU I UwU shaww be xDD thought >w< thy x3 son, -Let ;;w;; me xDD wedeem x3 my bwothews both from death. -OwO MAWCUS. xDD And fow UwU ouw father's ÚwÚ sake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mothew's care, -Now wet ;;w;; me x3 show :3 a brother's wuv to thee. -TITUS. ;;w;; Agwee ^-^ between uWu you; UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ spawe x3 my >w< hand. -WUCIUS. UwU Then I'll OwO go :3 fetch >w< an :33 axe. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO But UwU I xDD wiww use x3 the :33 axe. -Exeunt :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS -TITUS. :3 Come hithew, ÚwÚ Aawon, I'll >w< deceive them both; -uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU give uWu thee ^w^ minye. -^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If :3 that be ^w^ caww'd ^-^ deceit, UwU I xDD wiww be OwO honyest, -xDD And >_< nyevew whiwst UwU I ^w^ wive >w< deceive ;;w;; men so; -OwO But I'll >w< deceive xDD you uWu in anyothew sort, -xDD And :3 that you'ww >_> say ere half >w< an >_> houw :3 pass. -[He >w< cuts x3 off ^.^ TITUS' ^-^ hand] - -^.^ We-entew :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS - -TITUS. Now xDD stay x3 youw x3 stwife. >_> What UwU shaww be >_> is x3 dispatch'd. -^-^ Good ÚwÚ Aawon, UwU give :33 his ;;w;; Majesty x3 my xDD hand; -Teww ^.^ him >w< it UwU was :3 a uWu hand :3 that :3 wawded ^.^ him -Fwom thousand >_> dangews; bid ^.^ him ^.^ buwy :3 it. -uWu Mowe hath >w< it ^-^ mewited- :3 that wet >w< it :3 have. -;;w;; As fow x3 my sons, >_> say UwU I :33 account of them -;;w;; As :3 jewews >w< puwchas'd uWu at >w< an ^w^ easy price; -xDD And yet uWu deaw :3 too, uWu because UwU I xDD bought >_< minye own. -^.^ AAWON. UwU I x3 go, Andronicus; ÚwÚ and fow >w< thy uWu hand -Wook ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by to uWu have >w< thy xDD sons with thee. -:3 [Aside] ^-^ Theiw heads UwU I x3 mean. >_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this xDD viwwainy -^-^ Doth :33 fat ;;w;; me with x3 the xDD vewy >_< thoughts of :3 it! -Let foows UwU do UwU good, ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ;;w;; men caww fow >w< gwace: -:3 Aawon xDD wiww uWu have :33 his :3 souw black ^.^ wike :33 his ;;w;; face. uWu Exit -TITUS. >_< O, OwO hewe UwU I lift ÚwÚ this one uWu hand x3 up to ^.^ heaven, -xDD And bow ÚwÚ this feebwe xDD wuin to x3 the ^w^ eawth; -;;w;; If xDD any powew >_> pities wwetched ^-^ teaws, -;;w;; To :3 that UwU I call! :33 [To UwU WAVINyIA] What, xDD wouwd'st xDD thou ^w^ knyeew with me? -UwU Do, >w< then, uWu deaw heawt; fow heaven UwU shaww hear UwU ouw pwayews, -:33 Ow with UwU ouw :3 sighs we'll ;;w;; bweathe x3 the welkin dim -xDD And stain x3 the sun with fog, >_< as ÚwÚ sometime :33 cwouds -x3 When ;;w;; they UwU do hug ^.^ him uWu in uWu theiw mewting x3 bosoms. -OwO MAWCUS. x3 O brother, speak with possibiwity, -xDD And UwU do nyot bweak x3 into these >_> deep extremes. -TITUS. Is nyot x3 my sorrow >w< deep, xDD having nyo UwU bottom? -UwU Then be x3 my passions bottomwess with OwO them. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO But yet wet reason >_< guvwn >w< thy :33 wament. -TITUS. ;;w;; If there :3 wewe reason fow these miseries, -UwU Then x3 into :3 wimits couwd UwU I bind x3 my ^w^ woes. -x3 When heaven xDD doth >_> weep, xDD doth nyot x3 the ^.^ eawth o'ewfwow? -;;w;; If x3 the >_< winds rage, xDD doth nyot x3 the sea OwO wax mad, -Threat'ning x3 the welkin with :33 his big-swol'n ^.^ face? -xDD And wiwt xDD thou uWu have :3 a reason fow ÚwÚ this >_> coiw? -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the sea; x3 hawk >w< how her :3 sighs UwU do >_> bwow. -:33 She >_> is x3 the weeping wewkin, UwU I x3 the ^w^ eawth; -UwU Then ^w^ must x3 my sea be ^-^ muvd with her >_> sighs; -UwU Then ^w^ must x3 my ^.^ eawth with her continyuaw tears -Become :3 a dewuge, overflow'd ÚwÚ and drown'd; -For >w< why x3 my bowels ;;w;; cannyot hide her :33 woes, -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a drunkard ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ vomit OwO them. -UwU Then UwU give ;;w;; me :3 weave; fow ^-^ wosews xDD wiww uWu have OwO weave -;;w;; To ^w^ ease uWu theiw ^w^ stomachs with uWu theiw UwU bittew tongues. - -Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, with >w< two heads ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu hand - -x3 MESSENGEW. Wowthy Andronicus, :33 iww awt xDD thou wepaid -For :3 that ÚwÚ good uWu hand xDD thou ÚwÚ sent'st x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. -:3 Hewe OwO awe x3 the heads of >w< thy >w< two x3 nyobwe sons; -xDD And hewe's >w< thy uWu hand, uWu in ^w^ scown to uWu thee sent OwO back- -x3 Thy grief uWu theiw spowts, >w< thy uWu wesowution ^w^ mock'd, -:33 That woe >_> is ;;w;; me to think ;;w;; upon >w< thy :33 woes, -uWu Mowe than wemembwance of x3 my father's death. uWu Exit -OwO MAWCUS. Now wet :3 hot >w< Aetnya :3 coow uWu in ^w^ Siciwy, -xDD And be x3 my >_< heawt >w< an :3 evew-buwnying >_< heww! -;;w;; These misewies OwO awe ^.^ mowe than OwO may be >w< bownye. -;;w;; To xDD weep with them :3 that xDD weep xDD doth ^w^ ease x3 some deaw, -OwO But sorrow ^-^ fwouted uWu at >_> is :3 doubwe death. -WUCIUS. xDD Ah, :3 that ÚwÚ this ^.^ sight >_> shouwd >_< make UwU so >_> deep :3 a ^-^ wound, -xDD And yet :3 detested >w< wife nyot >w< shwink :3 theweat! -:33 That OwO evew :33 death >_> shouwd wet >w< wife UwU beaw :33 his :33 nyame, -Whewe >w< wife hath nyo ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ intewest >_> but to bweathe! -:33 [WAVINyIA ^-^ kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] -OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, poor uWu heawt, :3 that :3 kiss >_> is comfowtwess -;;w;; As uWu fwozen UwU watew to :3 a starved ^-^ snyake. -TITUS. x3 When xDD wiww ÚwÚ this x3 feawfuw >_> swumbew uWu have >w< an >w< end? -OwO MAWCUS. Now farewell, UwU fwatt'wy; >_> die, Andwonyicus. -^.^ Thou dost nyot ;;w;; swumbew: >_> see >w< thy >w< two >w< sons' >_< heads, -x3 Thy warlike uWu hand, >w< thy OwO mangwed daughter ^.^ hewe; -x3 Thy othew banyish'd >_< son with ÚwÚ this uWu deaw ^.^ sight ->w< Stwuck pawe ÚwÚ and OwO bwoodwess; ÚwÚ and >w< thy brother, I, -Even ^.^ wike :3 a >_< stony ÚwÚ image, UwU cowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyumb. -Ah! nyow nyo ^.^ mowe xDD wiww UwU I contwow >w< thy gwiefs. -^-^ Went x3 off >w< thy :33 siwvew hair, >w< thy othew uWu hand ->w< Gnyawing with >w< thy teeth; ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ dismaw ^.^ sight -uWu The xDD cwosing x3 up of UwU ouw UwU most wwetched :3 eyes. -Now >_> is :3 a time to ^w^ stowm; >w< why awt xDD thou still? -TITUS. >w< Ha, ha, :33 ha! -OwO MAWCUS. Why dost xDD thou xDD waugh? ^.^ It ^w^ fits nyot with ÚwÚ this hour. -TITUS. Why, UwU I uWu have nyot anyothew teaw to >_< shed; -:33 Besides, ÚwÚ this sorrow >_> is >w< an enyemy, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd usuwp ;;w;; upon x3 my ^.^ wat'wy eyes -xDD And >_< make them ^w^ bwind with :3 twibutawy >w< teaws. -UwU Then which uWu way UwU shaww UwU I find >w< Wevenge's cave? -For these >w< two heads UwU do xDD seem to speak to uWu me, -xDD And >_< thweat ;;w;; me UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew come to ÚwÚ bwiss -Tiww aww these >w< mischiefs be wetuwn'd again -Even uWu in uWu theiw ÚwÚ thwoats :3 that uWu have >_> committed OwO them. -^.^ Come, wet ;;w;; me >_> see >_> what :3 task UwU I uWu have to xDD do. ->_> You x3 heavy >_> peopwe, xDD ciwcwe ;;w;; me about, -:33 That UwU I OwO may turn ;;w;; me to >_< each one of xDD you -xDD And >_< sweaw >w< unto x3 my :3 souw to >w< wight x3 youw x3 wwongs. -uWu The vow >_> is >_> made. ^.^ Come, brother, OwO take :3 a head, -xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu hand x3 the othew xDD wiww UwU I bear. -^.^ And, Wavinyia, xDD thou shalt be xDD empwoy'd uWu in >_< this; -ÚwÚ Beaw xDD thou x3 my uWu hand, x3 sweet >_> wench, ^-^ between >w< thy teeth. -;;w;; As fow ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ boy, x3 go, get uWu thee from x3 my sight; -^.^ Thou awt >w< an >w< exiwe, ÚwÚ and xDD thou ^w^ must nyot >_< stay. -Hie to x3 the Goths ÚwÚ and >w< waise >w< an ^.^ awmy uWu thewe; -xDD And >_> if OwO ye wuv uWu me, >_< as UwU I think xDD you UwU do, -:3 Wet's :3 kiss ÚwÚ and >_> pawt, fow ^.^ we uWu have much to xDD do. -Exeunt aww >_> but ^.^ Wucius -WUCIUS. UwU Faweweww, Andronicus, x3 my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ fathew, -uWu The ^-^ woefuww'st x3 man :3 that OwO evew liv'd uWu in xDD Wome. -UwU Faweweww, OwO pwoud Rome; >w< tiww ^.^ Wucius come OwO again, ->w< He >w< weaves :33 his >_< pwedges ÚwÚ deawew than :33 his life. -UwU Faweweww, Wavinyia, x3 my x3 nyobwe x3 sistew; ->_< O, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou OwO wewt >_< as xDD thou >_> tofowe x3 hast >_< been! -OwO But nyow nor ^.^ Wucius nor ;;w;; Wavinyia ;;w;; wives -OwO But uWu in oblivion ÚwÚ and hateful gwiefs. -;;w;; If ^.^ Wucius x3 wive, ^.^ he xDD wiww :3 wequite x3 youw >_< wwongs -xDD And >_< make OwO pwoud >_< Satuwnyinye ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> empewess ->w< Beg uWu at x3 the :3 gates ^.^ wike >_> Tawquin ÚwÚ and :33 his >w< queen. -Now xDD wiww UwU I to x3 the x3 Goths, ÚwÚ and >w< waise :3 a pow'w -;;w;; To be ^w^ weveng'd on ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Satuwnyinye. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. ^.^ TITUS' ;;w;; house - -^-^ A banquet. - -Entew OwO TITUS, MAWCUS, ^.^ WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; boy :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS - -TITUS. ^w^ So >_> so, nyow ^.^ sit; ÚwÚ and wook xDD you eat nyo ^.^ mowe -Than xDD wiww pwesewve >w< just UwU so much ÚwÚ stwength uWu in >_> us -;;w;; As xDD wiww xDD wevenge these UwU bittew :3 woes of >_> ouws. -Marcus, unknit :3 that uWu sowwow-wweathen xDD knyot; -x3 Thy uWu nyiece ÚwÚ and I, poor :33 cweatuwes, ^.^ want UwU ouw ^.^ hands, -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot passionyate UwU ouw tenfold grief -With UwU fowded arms. This poor >w< wight uWu hand of >_< minye -Is left to tywannyize ;;w;; upon x3 my >_< bweast; -UwU Who, when x3 my uWu heawt, aww ^-^ mad with ^-^ misewy, -Beats uWu in ÚwÚ this OwO howwow :3 pwison of x3 my OwO fwesh, -UwU Then OwO thus UwU I ^.^ thump >w< it down. -:33 [To UwU WAVINyIA] ^.^ Thou ^.^ map of woe, :3 that OwO thus dost tawk uWu in x3 signs! -x3 When >w< thy poor >_< heawt ÚwÚ beats with :3 outwageous x3 beating, -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot strike >w< it OwO thus to >_< make >w< it xDD stiww. -Wound >w< it with x3 sighing, OwO giww, OwO kiww >w< it with >_< gwoans; -:33 Ow get x3 some xDD wittwe knyife ^-^ between >w< thy teeth -xDD And >w< just OwO against >w< thy >_< heawt >_< make xDD thou :3 a :3 howe, -:33 That aww x3 the tears :3 that >w< thy poor eyes wet faww -^-^ May >w< wun x3 into :3 that sink x3 and, >_> soaking x3 in, -:33 Dwown x3 the lamenting >w< foow uWu in >_< sea-sawt >w< teaws. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO Fie, brother, fie! :3 Teach her nyot OwO thus to uWu way ->w< Such :3 viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; upon her xDD tendew life. -TITUS. How >_< nyow! x3 Has sorrow UwU made uWu thee >_> dote ÚwÚ awweady? -Why, Marcus, nyo x3 man >_> shouwd be ^-^ mad >_> but ^.^ I. ->_> What :3 viowent ^.^ hands ^.^ can ^.^ she uWu way on her :33 wife? -xDD Ah, ^-^ whewefowe dost xDD thou urge x3 the xDD nyame of hands? -;;w;; To bid ÚwÚ Aenyeas tell x3 the xDD tawe twice ^-^ o'ew -How Twoy UwU was burnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU made miserable? ->_< O, handle nyot x3 the UwU theme, to tawk of ^.^ hands, -Lest ^.^ we remember still :3 that ^.^ we uWu have none. -OwO Fie, >_< fie, >w< how :33 fwanticwy UwU I square x3 my talk, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ we >_> shouwd x3 fowget ^.^ we xDD had nyo ^.^ hands, -;;w;; If x3 Mawcus uWu did nyot xDD nyame x3 the ;;w;; wowd of ^w^ hands! -^.^ Come, >_> wet's faww >w< to; x3 and, ^-^ gentwe OwO giww, eat :33 this: -:3 Hewe >_> is nyo ^-^ dwink. Hawk, Marcus, >_> what ^.^ she says- -UwU I ^.^ can UwU intewpwet aww her ÚwÚ mawtyw'd signs; -:33 She ;;w;; says ^.^ she dwinks nyo othew ÚwÚ dwink >_> but ^-^ teaws, -OwO Bwew'd with her >_> sowwow, OwO mesh'd ;;w;; upon her UwU cheeks. -x3 Speechwess complainer, UwU I xDD wiww :3 weawn >w< thy thought; -^w^ In >w< thy UwU dumb uWu action xDD wiww UwU I be >_< as :3 pewfect -;;w;; As ^w^ begging hewmits uWu in uWu theiw >w< howy prayers. -^.^ Thou shalt nyot uWu sigh, nor howd >w< thy ÚwÚ stumps to ^.^ heaven, -x3 Nyow ;;w;; wink, nor nyod, nor :33 knyeew, nor >_< make :3 a ^w^ sign, -OwO But UwU I of these xDD wiww x3 wwest >w< an ÚwÚ awphabet, -xDD And ^.^ by still pwactice :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow >w< thy meanying. -BOY. ^-^ Good xDD gwandsiwe, OwO weave these UwU bittew >_> deep laments; -^-^ Make x3 my >_< aunt ^.^ mewwy with x3 some pweasing ^-^ tawe. -OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the xDD tendew ^-^ boy, uWu in passion x3 mov'd, -^-^ Doth xDD weep to >_> see :33 his :33 gwandsiwe's heaviness. -TITUS. uWu Peace, xDD tendew :33 sapwing; xDD thou awt UwU made of ^-^ teaws, -xDD And tears xDD wiww quickly :3 mewt >w< thy >w< wife xDD away. -[MARCUS :33 stwikes x3 the ^w^ dish with :3 a ÚwÚ knyife] ->_> What dost xDD thou strike :3 at, Marcus, with >w< thy knife? -OwO MAWCUS. At :3 that :3 that UwU I uWu have ^.^ kiww'd, x3 my wowd- :3 a fwy. -TITUS. UwU Out on ÚwÚ thee, muwdewew, xDD thou ^-^ kiww'st x3 my :33 heawt! -Mine eyes OwO awe ;;w;; cwoy'd with x3 view of uWu tywanny; -^-^ A ^.^ deed of :33 death donye on x3 the innocent ->_> Becomes nyot Titus' ^-^ bwothew. >_< Get uWu thee xDD gonye; -UwU I >_> see xDD thou awt nyot fow x3 my UwU company. -OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I uWu have >_> but kill'd :3 a fwy. -TITUS. 'But!' How >_> if :3 that fwy xDD had :3 a >w< fathew ÚwÚ and mothew? -How ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ^w^ hang :33 his slender :3 giwded x3 wings -xDD And ^.^ buzz lamenting ^-^ doings uWu in x3 the air! -OwO Poow UwU hawmwess fly, -:33 That with :33 his OwO pwetty ^-^ buzzing x3 mewody ->_< Came OwO hewe to >_< make >_> us merry! xDD And xDD thou x3 hast kill'd ^.^ him. -OwO MAWCUS. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, siw; >w< it UwU was :3 a black :3 iww-favouw'd fly, -Wike to x3 the Empress' Moow; >_< thewefowe UwU I kill'd ^.^ him. -TITUS. >_< O, >_< O, :3 O! -UwU Then UwU pawdon ;;w;; me fow reprehending ÚwÚ thee, -For xDD thou x3 hast donye :3 a x3 chawitabwe UwU deed. -Give ;;w;; me >w< thy ^-^ knyife, UwU I xDD wiww insuwt on :3 him, -Fwattewing mysewf >_< as >_> if >w< it :3 wewe x3 the Moor -:3 Come ÚwÚ hithew purposely to x3 poison x3 me. ->_> Thewe's fow ;;w;; thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's fow Tamora. -xDD Ah, siwwah! -Yet, UwU I >_< think, ^.^ we OwO awe nyot ^.^ bwought UwU so wow -OwO But :3 that ^-^ between >_> us ^.^ we ^.^ can OwO kiww :3 a fwy -:33 That x3 comes uWu in xDD wikenyess of :3 a coal-black Moow. -OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; man! grief >_> has UwU so ;;w;; wwought on :3 him, ->w< He UwU takes UwU fawse ^-^ shadows fow true xDD substances. -TITUS. ^.^ Come, OwO take xDD away. Wavinyia, OwO go with OwO me; -I'll to >w< thy closet, ÚwÚ and OwO go ^w^ wead with uWu thee -x3 Sad :3 stowies >w< chanced uWu in x3 the times of ^-^ owd. -^.^ Come, ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; >w< thy ^.^ sight >_> is >_> young, -xDD And xDD thou shalt ^w^ wead when >_< minye x3 begin to UwU dazzwe. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -xDD Wome. ^.^ TITUS' >_< gawden - -Entew :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WAVINyIA wunnying ÚwÚ aftew :3 him, -ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; boy fwies from her with :33 his uWu books :33 undew :33 his awm. - -Entew TITUS ÚwÚ and >_> MAWCUS - -BOY. Hewp, xDD gwandsiwe, :33 hewp! x3 my >_< aunt ;;w;; Wavinyia -^-^ Fowwows ;;w;; me everywhere, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :33 why. -^-^ Good :33 uncwe Marcus, >_> see >w< how UwU swift ^.^ she comes! -ÚwÚ Awas, x3 sweet uWu aunt, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what xDD you x3 mean. -OwO MAWCUS. ;;w;; Stand ^.^ by uWu me, Lucius; UwU do nyot feaw ^.^ thinye ^-^ aunt. -TITUS. :33 She loves ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ boy, ^w^ too weww to UwU do uWu thee harm. -BOY. Ay, when x3 my >w< fathew UwU was uWu in ÚwÚ Wome ^.^ she ^.^ did. -OwO MAWCUS. >_> What means x3 my uWu nyiece ;;w;; Wavinyia ^.^ by these uWu signs? -TITUS. Fear her >_> nyot, Lucius; >_< somewhat xDD doth ^.^ she x3 mean. -:3 See, ^w^ Wucius, >_> see >w< how much ^.^ she x3 makes of thee. -Somewhither ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she uWu have uWu thee OwO go with her. -xDD Ah, ^-^ boy, >w< Cownyewia >_< nyevew with ^.^ mowe :3 cawe -xDD Wead to her xDD sons than ^.^ she hath ^w^ wead to uWu thee -ÚwÚ Sweet poetry ÚwÚ and Tuwwy's x3 Owatow. -OwO MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Canst xDD thou nyot guess ^-^ whewefowe ^.^ she :3 pwies uWu thee >_< thus? -BOY. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, I, nor ^.^ can UwU I ÚwÚ guess, -OwO Unwess x3 some ;;w;; fit ow fwenzy UwU do possess >w< hew; -For UwU I uWu have heard x3 my >_> gwandsiwe >_> say full ;;w;; oft -Extremity of griefs ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; men >w< mad; -xDD And UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead :3 that Hecuba of Twoy -Wan ^-^ mad fow ;;w;; sowwow. :33 That UwU made ;;w;; me to x3 feaw; -:33 Awthough, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my x3 nyobwe >_< aunt -UwU Wuvs ;;w;; me >_< as uWu deaw >_< as ;;w;; e'ew x3 my mothew ^-^ did, -xDD And ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >_> but uWu in ^w^ fuwy, :33 fwight x3 my uWu youth; ->_< Which UwU made ;;w;; me down to ^-^ thwow x3 my books, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwy- ->_> Causewess, >w< pewhaps. OwO But UwU pawdon uWu me, x3 sweet aunt; -^.^ And, UwU madam, >_> if x3 my :33 uncwe x3 Mawcus x3 go, -UwU I xDD wiww UwU most ^w^ wiwwingwy >_< attend x3 youw ladyship. -OwO MAWCUS. ^w^ Wucius, UwU I :33 wiww. :33 [WAVINyIA tuwns uvw with her -ÚwÚ stumps x3 the uWu books which ^.^ Wucius >_> has wet faww] -TITUS. How now, Wavinyia! Marcus, >_> what means :3 this? -;;w;; Some ^w^ book there >_> is :3 that ^.^ she desiwes to ^-^ see. ->_< Which >_> is :33 it, OwO giww, of :33 these?- ^w^ Open ÚwÚ them, xDD boy.- -OwO But xDD thou awt deeper ^w^ wead ÚwÚ and xDD bettew skill'd; -:3 Come ÚwÚ and OwO take UwU choice of aww x3 my ^w^ wibwawy, -xDD And UwU so beguile >w< thy >_> sowwow, >w< tiww x3 the heavens -^-^ Weveaw x3 the damn'd contriver of ÚwÚ this UwU deed. -Why lifts ^.^ she x3 up her :3 awms uWu in OwO sequence >_< thus? -OwO MAWCUS. UwU I think ^.^ she means :3 that there :3 wewe ^.^ mowe than one ->w< Confedewate uWu in x3 the :33 fact; :33 ay, ^.^ mowe there UwU was, -:33 Ow >_> ewse to heaven ^.^ she heaves them fow revenge. -TITUS. ^w^ Wucius, >_> what ^w^ book >_> is :3 that ^.^ she :33 tosseth so? -BOY. >_> Gwandsiwe, UwU 'tis >w< Ovid's Metamorphoses; -OwO My mothew uWu gave >w< it x3 me. -OwO MAWCUS. For wuv of her ^w^ that's >w< gonye, -:3 Pewhaps ^.^ she :3 cuww'd >w< it from ^-^ among x3 the rest. -TITUS. ;;w;; Soft! ^w^ So OwO busiwy ^.^ she tuwns x3 the weaves! ^-^ Hewp her. ->_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she find? Wavinyia, UwU shaww UwU I >_< wead? -This >_> is x3 the tragic xDD tawe of ÚwÚ Phiwomew -xDD And ÚwÚ tweats of >w< Teweus' UwU tweason ÚwÚ and :33 his rape; -xDD And UwU wape, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, UwU was ^.^ woot of >w< thy >_> annyoy. -OwO MAWCUS. :3 See, brother, uWu see! xDD Nyote >w< how ^.^ she >_< quotes x3 the OwO weaves. -TITUS. Wavinyia, OwO wewt xDD thou OwO thus suwpwis'd, x3 sweet OwO giww, -Ravish'd ÚwÚ and wrong'd >_< as Phiwomewa UwU was, -Forc'd uWu in x3 the >_< wuthwess, :3 vast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwoomy ^.^ woods? -:3 See, uWu see! -Ay, xDD such :3 a :33 pwace there >_> is :3 whewe ^.^ we uWu did >w< hunt- ->_< O, xDD had ^.^ we ;;w;; nyevew, >_< nyevew ^w^ hunted >_> thewe!- -uWu Pattewn'd ^.^ by :3 that x3 the ;;w;; poet OwO hewe x3 descwibes, -^-^ By ÚwÚ nyatuwe UwU made fow murders ÚwÚ and fow rapes. -OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, >w< why >_> shouwd ÚwÚ nyatuwe buiwd UwU so fouw :3 a ^.^ den, -OwO Unwess x3 the gods delight uWu in :33 twagedies? -TITUS. Give >_> signs, x3 sweet OwO giww, fow OwO hewe OwO awe >_< nyonye >_> but OwO fwiends, ->_> What Roman ;;w;; wowd >w< it UwU was x3 duwst UwU do x3 the UwU deed. -:33 Ow slunk nyot >_< Satuwnyinye, >_< as >_> Tawquin >_< ewst, -:33 That left x3 the ÚwÚ camp to x3 sin uWu in >_> Wucwece' bed? -OwO MAWCUS. xDD Sit ;;w;; down, x3 sweet >_> nyiece; brother, sit down ^.^ by x3 me. -Apollo, Pawwas, Juv, ow >_< Mewcuwy, -Inspiwe uWu me, :3 that UwU I OwO may ÚwÚ this UwU tweason ^.^ find! -OwO My uWu wowd, wook here! Wook UwU hewe, Wavinyia! -[He >_< wwites :33 his xDD nyame with :33 his -staff, ÚwÚ and xDD guides >w< it with ;;w;; feet ÚwÚ and uWu mouth] -This uWu sandy :3 pwot >_> is plain; OwO guide, >_> if xDD thou x3 canst, -This ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 my xDD nyame -Without x3 the OwO hewp of xDD any uWu hand uWu at all. -Cuws'd be :3 that >_< heawt :3 that ;;w;; fowc'd >_> us to ÚwÚ this x3 shift! -:3 Wwite UwU thou, ÚwÚ good UwU nyiece, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe dispway uWu at >w< wast ->_> What ^w^ God xDD wiww uWu have discovered fow revenge. -uWu Heaven ^w^ guide >w< thy OwO pen to pwint >w< thy ^w^ sowwows pwain, -:33 That ^.^ we OwO may ^.^ knyow x3 the traitors ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 twuth! -x3 [She UwU takes x3 the uWu staff uWu in her xDD mouth -ÚwÚ and xDD guides >w< it with uWu stumps, ÚwÚ and wwites] ->_< O, UwU do OwO ye wead, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what ^.^ she hath writ? -TITUS. OwO 'Stupwum- xDD Chiwon- >_> Demetwius.' -OwO MAWCUS. What, xDD what! x3 the x3 wustfuw xDD sons of Tamora -:3 Pewfowmews of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; heinyous bwoody deed? -TITUS. ^-^ Magnyi x3 Dominyatow powi, -xDD Tam :33 wentus audis ;;w;; scewewa? uWu tam :33 wentus >_< vides? -OwO MAWCUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ cawm ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ wowd! awthough UwU I ^.^ knyow ->_> Thewe >_> is enough ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ eawth -;;w;; To stir :3 a mutiny uWu in x3 the miwdest thoughts, -xDD And awm x3 the minds of UwU infants to uWu excwaims. -OwO My uWu wowd, ^w^ knyeew down with OwO me; Wavinyia, kneel; -xDD And :33 knyeew, x3 sweet ^-^ boy, x3 the Roman :33 Hectow's >_> hope; -xDD And >_< sweaw with me- as, with x3 the ^.^ woefuw fere -xDD And >w< fathew of :3 that >w< chaste ^-^ dishonyouwed uWu dame, -Lord Junius Brutus OwO swawe fow >_> Wucwece' rape- -:33 That ^.^ we xDD wiww ÚwÚ pwosecute, ^.^ by ÚwÚ good x3 advice, -Mortal xDD wevenge ;;w;; upon these ^-^ twaitowous x3 Goths, -xDD And >_> see uWu theiw :3 bwood ow ^-^ die with ÚwÚ this uWu wepwoach. -TITUS. 'Tis >_< suwe UwU enyough, >w< an xDD you UwU knyew :3 how; -OwO But >_> if xDD you OwO hunt these beaw-whewps, xDD then UwU bewawe: -uWu The :3 dam xDD wiww wake; ÚwÚ and >_> if ^.^ she wind OwO ye ^w^ once, ->_> She's with x3 the wion deepwy still uWu in OwO weague, -xDD And UwU wuwws ^.^ him whiwst ^.^ she >_> pwayeth on her back, -xDD And when ^.^ he sweeps xDD wiww ^.^ she UwU do >_> what ^.^ she list. ->_> You OwO awe :3 a xDD young uWu huntsman, :33 Mawcus; wet ^.^ awonye; -xDD And come, UwU I xDD wiww OwO go get :3 a OwO weaf of bwass, -xDD And with :3 a >_> gad of steew xDD wiww >w< wwite these wowds, -xDD And uWu way >w< it by. uWu The angry ^w^ nyowthewn wind -Will ^w^ bwow these UwU sands ^.^ wike Sibyw's >w< weaves >_> abwoad, -xDD And where's UwU ouw UwU wesson, ^w^ then? :33 Boy, >_> what >_> say you? -BOY. UwU I say, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that >_> if UwU I :3 wewe :3 a x3 man -^-^ Theiw ;;w;; mothew's x3 bedchambew >_> shouwd nyot be >_< safe -For these UwU base :3 bondmen to x3 the x3 yoke of xDD Wome. -OwO MAWCUS. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 my ^.^ boy! x3 Thy >w< fathew hath full ;;w;; oft -For :33 his uWu ungwatefuw countwy donye x3 the >_> wike. -BOY. ^.^ And, uWu uncwe, UwU so xDD wiww I, >w< an >_> if UwU I wive. -TITUS. ^.^ Come, OwO go with ;;w;; me x3 into >_< minye armoury. -^w^ Wucius, I'll ;;w;; fit ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and withal x3 my ;;w;; boy -Shall carry from ;;w;; me to x3 the Empress' xDD sons -Presents :3 that UwU I intend to >_> send them xDD both. -^.^ Come, >_< come; thou'lt UwU do x3 my message, wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? -BOY. Ay, with x3 my ÚwÚ daggew uWu in uWu theiw UwU bosoms, ;;w;; gwandsiwe. -TITUS. :3 Nyo, ^-^ boy, nyot so; I'll >_< teach uWu thee anyothew course. -Wavinyia, x3 come. Marcus, wook to x3 my ÚwÚ house. -^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and I'll OwO go >_< bwave >w< it uWu at x3 the >_> couwt; -Ay, marry, xDD wiww :33 we, sir! ÚwÚ and we'll be :33 waited :3 on. -Exeunt OwO TITUS, ^.^ WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS -OwO MAWCUS. x3 O >w< heavens, ^.^ can xDD you hear :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 man gwoan -xDD And nyot wewent, ow nyot >w< compassion him? -Marcus, >_< attend ^.^ him uWu in :33 his ÚwÚ ecstasy, -:33 That hath ^.^ mowe xDD scaws of sorrow uWu in :33 his >_< heawt -Than xDD foemen's >w< mawks ;;w;; upon :33 his batt'red ÚwÚ shiewd, -OwO But yet UwU so >w< just :3 that ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot revenge. -xDD Wevenge x3 the heavens fow ;;w;; owd Andronicus! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. uWu The ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^.^ AAWON, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, uWu at one door; ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the othew door, -:3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and anyothew with :3 a :3 bundwe of ^.^ weapons, ÚwÚ and uWu vewses ^-^ wwit ;;w;; upon them - ->w< CHIWON. UwU Demetwius, hewe's x3 the >_< son of Lucius; ->w< He hath x3 some ^-^ message to ÚwÚ dewivew >_> us. -^.^ AAWON. Ay, x3 some ^-^ mad ^-^ message from :33 his ^-^ mad gwandfathew. -BOY. OwO My wowds, with aww x3 the humbleness UwU I may, -UwU I x3 gweet x3 youw honyouws from ^w^ Andwonyicus- -:3 [Aside] xDD And pray x3 the Roman gods confound xDD you UwU both! -DEMETRIUS. >_> Gwamewcy, lovely ^-^ Wucius. x3 What's x3 the nyews? -BOY. :3 [Aside] :33 That xDD you OwO awe both ÚwÚ deciphew'd, ^w^ that's x3 the news, -For x3 viwwains uWu mawk'd with rape.- ^-^ May >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, -OwO My xDD gwandsiwe, weww ^w^ advis'd, hath sent ^.^ by ;;w;; me -uWu The goodwiest >_< weapons of :33 his awmouwy -;;w;; To UwU gwatify x3 youw ^.^ honyouwabwe youth, -uWu The UwU hope of Rome; fow UwU so ^.^ he bid ;;w;; me say; -xDD And UwU so UwU I UwU do, ÚwÚ and with :33 his ^.^ gifts xDD pwesent -uWu Youw >_> wowdships, :3 that, whenever xDD you uWu have need, ->_> You OwO may be :3 awmed ÚwÚ and uWu appointed well. -xDD And UwU so UwU I OwO weave xDD you :3 both- :3 [Aside] ^.^ wike bwoody viwwains. -Exeunt :3 YOUNG :33 WUCIUS ÚwÚ and x3 attendant -DEMETRIUS. x3 What's hewe? ^-^ A scwoww, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wwitten ;;w;; wound ^-^ about. -:3 Wet's OwO see: -[Weads] OwO 'Integew :33 vitae, ;;w;; scewewisque purus, -Nyon eget x3 Mauwi uWu iacuwis, nec ÚwÚ awcu.' ->w< CHIWON. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a >_> vewse uWu in Horace, UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it well; -UwU I ^w^ wead >w< it uWu in x3 the uWu gwammaw ^-^ wong ago. -^.^ AAWON. Ay, :3 just- :3 a >_> vewse uWu in UwU Howace. ^-^ Wight, xDD you uWu have :3 it. -:3 [Aside] >_> Nyow, >_> what :3 a ^.^ thing >w< it >_> is to be >w< an ^w^ ass! ->_> Hewe's nyo >_> sound x3 jest! uWu The ;;w;; owd x3 man hath >_> found uWu theiw guilt, -xDD And OwO sends them >_< weapons wwapp'd about with lines -:33 That ^-^ wound, ^w^ beyond uWu theiw feewing, to x3 the quick. -OwO But :3 wewe UwU ouw ^.^ witty Empress weww afoot, -:33 She ^.^ wouwd appwaud >_< Andwonyicus' xDD conceit. -OwO But wet her xDD west uWu in her xDD unwest awhiwe- -xDD And now, xDD young wowds, :3 was't nyot :3 a ^w^ happy :33 staw -UwU Wed >_> us to ^w^ Wome, ;;w;; stwangews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe than >_> so, -xDD Captives, to be xDD advanced to ÚwÚ this :33 height? -^.^ It uWu did ;;w;; me ÚwÚ good >w< befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace uWu gate -;;w;; To >_< bwave x3 the ;;w;; Twibunye uWu in :33 his brother's ;;w;; heawing. -DEMETRIUS. OwO But ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ good to >_> see UwU so great :3 a ;;w;; wowd -Basewy ^.^ insinyuate ÚwÚ and >_> send >_> us gifts. -^.^ AAWON. xDD Had ^.^ he nyot weason, Lord Demetwius? -Did xDD you nyot use :33 his daughter xDD vewy fwiendwy? -DEMETRIUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we xDD had :3 a thousand Roman ÚwÚ dames -At xDD such :3 a bay, ^.^ by turn to serve UwU ouw xDD wust. ->w< CHIWON. ^-^ A x3 chawitabwe ÚwÚ wish ÚwÚ and full of love. -^.^ AAWON. :3 Hewe lacks >_> but x3 youw mothew fow to >_> say amen. ->w< CHIWON. xDD And :3 that ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she fow ÚwÚ twenty thousand more. -DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Come, wet >_> us OwO go ÚwÚ and pray to aww x3 the gods -For UwU ouw beloved mothew uWu in her OwO pains. -^.^ AAWON. :3 [Aside] >_> Pway to x3 the UwU deviws; x3 the gods uWu have UwU given >_> us over. -x3 [Twumpets :3 sound] -DEMETRIUS. Why UwU do x3 the uWu Empewow's trumpets :33 fwouwish >_< thus? ->w< CHIWON. x3 Bewike, fow joy x3 the >_> Empewow hath :3 a OwO son. -DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Soft! who x3 comes hewe? - -Entew xDD NyUWSE, with :3 a >w< bwackamoow :33 CHIWD - -^-^ NyUWSE. ^-^ Good morrow, lords. ->_< O, tell uWu me, uWu did xDD you >_> see :3 Aawon x3 the >w< Moow? -^.^ AAWON. xDD Weww, ^.^ mowe ow UwU wess, ow ^w^ nye'ew :3 a whit uWu at all, -:3 Hewe :3 Aawon is; ÚwÚ and >_> what with :3 Aawon ^.^ nyow? -^-^ NyUWSE. x3 O ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ Aawon, ^.^ we OwO awe aww undone! -Now hewp, ow woe uWu betide uWu thee evermore! -^.^ AAWON. Why, >_> what :3 a ^.^ catewwauwing dost xDD thou ^.^ keep! ->_> What dost xDD thou ^-^ wwap ÚwÚ and fumble uWu in >w< thy >_> awms? -^-^ NyUWSE. >_< O, :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd hide from heaven's :3 eye: -Our Empress' ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ statewy OwO Wome's :3 disgwace! -:33 She >_> is dewivewed, wowd; ^.^ she >_> is delivered. -^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; To >w< whom? -^-^ NyUWSE. UwU I >_> mean ^.^ she >_> is ^.^ bwought a-bed. -^.^ AAWON. xDD Weww, ^w^ God UwU give her ÚwÚ good west! >_> What hath ^.^ he sent OwO hew? -^-^ NyUWSE. ^-^ A deviw. -^.^ AAWON. Why, xDD then ^.^ she >_> is x3 the >_> deviw's UwU dam; -^-^ A >w< joyfuw UwU issue. -^-^ NyUWSE. ^-^ A joywess, UwU dismaw, black, ÚwÚ and :33 sowwowfuw issue! -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 the ^w^ babe, >_< as woathsome >_< as :3 a OwO toad -^-^ Amongst x3 the faiw-fac'd x3 bweedews of UwU ouw xDD cwime; -uWu The Empress OwO sends >w< it ÚwÚ thee, >w< thy stamp, >w< thy ÚwÚ seaw, -xDD And UwU bids uWu thee chwisten >w< it with >w< thy ;;w;; daggew's point. -^.^ AAWON. Zounds, OwO ye whowe! Is black UwU so UwU base :3 a hue? -ÚwÚ Sweet blowse, xDD you OwO awe :3 a beauteous :3 bwossom >_> suwe. -DEMETRIUS. uWu Viwwain, >_> what x3 hast xDD thou done? -^.^ AAWON. :33 That which xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_< undo. ->w< CHIWON. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ÚwÚ undonye UwU ouw x3 mothew. -^.^ AAWON. uWu Viwwain, UwU I uWu have donye >w< thy x3 mothew. -DEMETRIUS. xDD And >_< thewein, hewwish dog, xDD thou x3 hast ÚwÚ undonye her. -;;w;; Woe to her chance, ÚwÚ and damn'd her >_< woathed UwU choice! -Accurs'd x3 the offspwing of UwU so fouw :3 a ^w^ fiend! ->w< CHIWON. ^.^ It UwU shaww nyot wive. -^.^ AAWON. ^.^ It UwU shaww nyot die. -^-^ NyUWSE. ÚwÚ Aawon, >w< it :3 must; x3 the mothew wills >w< it :3 so. -^.^ AAWON. What, ^w^ must :33 it, x3 nyuwse? UwU Then wet nyo x3 man >_> but UwU I -Do :33 execution on x3 my >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and blood. -DEMETRIUS. I'll broach x3 the tadpowe on x3 my ÚwÚ wapiew's point. -Nyuwse, UwU give >w< it OwO me; x3 my xDD swowd UwU shaww >w< soon dispatch :3 it. -^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; Soonyew ÚwÚ this xDD swowd UwU shaww pwough >w< thy bowels :33 up. -OwO [Takes x3 the :33 CHIWD from x3 the xDD NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and draws] -Stay, murderous >_> viwwains, xDD wiww xDD you OwO kiww x3 youw xDD bwothew! ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the ^.^ buwnying tapews of x3 the sky -:33 That shone UwU so bwightwy when ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy UwU was OwO got, ->w< He dies ;;w;; upon x3 my scimitar's ^-^ shawp :33 point -:33 That >_> touches ÚwÚ this x3 my uWu fiwst-bown >_< son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw. -UwU I tell UwU you, >_< youngwings, nyot xDD Encewadus, -With aww :33 his threat'ning band of ^w^ Typhon's bwood, -x3 Nyow great :3 Awcides, nor x3 the god of waw, -Shall x3 seize ÚwÚ this prey x3 out of :33 his father's ^w^ hands. -What, x3 what, OwO ye ;;w;; sanguinye, xDD shawwow-heawted :33 boys! -^-^ Ye uWu white-wim'd wawws! OwO ye uWu awehouse painted x3 signs! -:3 Coaw-bwack >_> is xDD bettew than anyothew :33 hue -^w^ In :3 that >w< it scorns to UwU beaw anyothew >w< hue; -For aww x3 the UwU watew uWu in x3 the xDD ocean -UwU Can >_< nyevew turn x3 the OwO swan's black UwU wegs to >_< white, -Awthough ^.^ she x3 wave them hourly uWu in x3 the :33 fwood. -Teww x3 the Empress from ;;w;; me UwU I ^w^ am of age -;;w;; To >_< keep >_< minye >w< own- UwU excuse >w< it >w< how ^.^ she ;;w;; can. -DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ÚwÚ betway >w< thy x3 nyobwe mistwess >_< thus? -^.^ AAWON. OwO My mistwess >_> is x3 my mistress: ÚwÚ this x3 my ;;w;; sewf, -uWu The >_< vigouw ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ pictuwe of x3 my >_< youth. -This >w< befowe aww x3 the wowwd UwU do UwU I >_< pwefew; -This maugre aww x3 the wowwd xDD wiww UwU I >_< keep safe, -:33 Ow x3 some of xDD you UwU shaww >_< smoke fow >w< it uWu in xDD Wome. -DEMETRIUS. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this UwU ouw mothew >_> is fow OwO evew sham'd. ->w< CHIWON. ÚwÚ Wome xDD wiww >_> despise her fow ÚwÚ this fouw ;;w;; escape. -^-^ NyUWSE. uWu The >_> Empewow uWu in :33 his xDD wage xDD wiww >_< doom her death. ->w< CHIWON. UwU I bwush to think ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ignomy. -^.^ AAWON. Why, there's x3 the OwO pwiviwege x3 youw beauty beaws: -OwO Fie, treacherous >_< hue, :3 that xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway with ;;w;; bwushing -uWu The ^-^ cwose enyacts ÚwÚ and uWu counsews of >w< thy :33 heawt! ->_> Hewe's :3 a xDD young >_< wad >w< fwam'd of anyothew ^w^ weew. -Wook >w< how x3 the black ;;w;; swave ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ fathew, -;;w;; As who >_> shouwd >_> say 'Old lad, UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ thinye ^-^ own.' ->w< He >_> is x3 youw brother, wowds, ^-^ sensibwy ÚwÚ fed -Of :3 that self-blood :3 that xDD fiwst uWu gave >w< wife to uWu you; -xDD And from x3 youw womb :3 whewe xDD you x3 impwisonyed :3 wewe ->w< He >_> is enfranchised ÚwÚ and come to light. -Nyay, ^.^ he >_> is x3 youw ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ by x3 the OwO suwew side, -Awthough x3 my UwU seaw be >_> stamped uWu in :33 his ;;w;; face. -^-^ NyUWSE. ÚwÚ Aawon, >_> what UwU shaww UwU I >_> say >w< unto x3 the Empress? -DEMETRIUS. Advise ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ Aawon, >_> what >_> is to be :33 donye, -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww aww uWu subscwibe to >w< thy xDD advice. -:3 Save xDD thou x3 the child, UwU so ^.^ we OwO may aww be ^w^ safe. -^.^ AAWON. UwU Then sit ^.^ we down ÚwÚ and wet >_> us aww ^.^ consuwt. -OwO My >_< son ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww uWu have x3 the wind of xDD you: -^w^ Keep uWu thewe; nyow tawk uWu at :3 pweasuwe of x3 youw >w< safety. -^w^ [They sit] -DEMETRIUS. How UwU many x3 women saw ÚwÚ this chiwd of ^w^ his? -^.^ AAWON. Why, >_> so, >_< bwave lords! x3 When ^.^ we ^w^ join uWu in :33 weague -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ wamb; >_> but >_> if xDD you >_< bwave x3 the uWu Moow, -uWu The chafed >_< boaw, x3 the OwO mountain wionyess, -uWu The xDD ocean ^-^ swewws nyot UwU so >_< as :3 Aawon storms. -OwO But say, OwO again, >w< how UwU many saw x3 the >w< chiwd? -^-^ NyUWSE. >w< Cownyewia x3 the midwife ÚwÚ and >_< mysewf; -xDD And nyo one >_> ewse >_> but x3 the ^-^ dewivewed ^-^ Empwess. -^.^ AAWON. uWu The Emperess, x3 the x3 midwife, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. -Two OwO may >_< keep counsel when x3 the ^.^ thiwd's :3 away: -Go to x3 the >w< Empwess, tell her ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU said. [He :33 kiwws :3 hew] -UwU Weeke ;;w;; weeke! -^w^ So x3 cwies :3 a :3 pig ^w^ pwepawed to x3 the :3 spit. -DEMETRIUS. >_> What x3 mean'st UwU thou, Aawon? ÚwÚ Whewefowe :33 didst xDD thou :3 this? -^.^ AAWON. x3 O Wowd, ^w^ siw, UwU 'tis :3 a ^.^ deed of policy. -Shall ^.^ she ^w^ wive to ÚwÚ betway ÚwÚ this guilt of ours- -^-^ A ;;w;; wong-tongu'd x3 babbwing gossip? :3 Nyo, wowds, >w< nyo. -xDD And nyow be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you x3 my full uWu intent: -ÚwÚ Nyot far, one >w< Muwiteus, x3 my countryman- -ÚwÚ His >w< wife >_> but yesternight UwU was ^.^ bwought to bed; -ÚwÚ His chiwd >_> is ^.^ wike to hew, >w< faiw >_< as xDD you x3 awe. -Go OwO pack with :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 the mothew ^.^ gowd, -xDD And tell them both x3 the circumstance of all, -xDD And >w< how ^.^ by ÚwÚ this uWu theiw chiwd UwU shaww be advanc'd, -xDD And be uWu weceived fow x3 the uWu Empewow's heir -xDD And substituted uWu in x3 the :33 pwace of >_> minye, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ cawm ÚwÚ this UwU tempest >w< whiwwing uWu in x3 the >_> couwt; -xDD And wet x3 the >_> Empewow :33 dandwe ^.^ him fow :33 his own. -^.^ Hawk :3 ye, lords. >_> You >_> see UwU I uWu have UwU given her x3 physic, ->_< [Pointing to x3 the OwO NyUWSE] -xDD And xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds bestow her :3 funyewaw; -uWu The fields OwO awe near, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe OwO gawwant gwooms. -This :33 donye, >_> see :3 that xDD you OwO take nyo longer uWu days, -OwO But >_> send x3 the midwife presently to x3 me. -uWu The midwife ÚwÚ and x3 the nyuwse weww UwU made away, -UwU Then wet x3 the ^.^ wadies ;;w;; tattwe >_> what ;;w;; they ÚwÚ pwease. ->w< CHIWON. ÚwÚ Aawon, UwU I >_> see xDD thou wiwt nyot :33 twust x3 the ^w^ aiw -With secrets. -DEMETRIUS. For ÚwÚ this :3 cawe of :33 Tamowa, ->w< Hewsewf ÚwÚ and hews OwO awe ;;w;; highwy bound to thee. - -Exeunt :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, :33 beawing x3 off x3 the >_< dead NURSE - -^.^ AAWON. Now to x3 the x3 Goths, >_< as UwU swift >_< as swawwow flies, ->_> Thewe to ^-^ dispose ÚwÚ this treasure uWu in >_< minye awms, -xDD And secwetwy to x3 gweet x3 the Empress' fwiends. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD you ÚwÚ thick-wipp'd :33 swave, I'll UwU beaw xDD you OwO hence; -For >w< it >_> is xDD you :3 that puts >_> us to UwU ouw uWu shifts. -I'll >_< make xDD you >w< feed on >_< bewwies ÚwÚ and on woots, -xDD And >w< feed on curds ÚwÚ and UwU whey, ÚwÚ and uWu suck x3 the xDD goat, -xDD And UwU cabin uWu in :3 a >_< cave, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing xDD you x3 up -;;w;; To be :3 a warrior ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command :3 a :33 camp. -uWu Exit with x3 the :33 CHIWD - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -xDD Wome. ^-^ A public :33 pwace - -Entew OwO TITUS, :33 beawing x3 awwows with x3 wettews on x3 the uWu ends of OwO them; -with ^.^ him MAWCUS, :3 YOUNG LUCIUS, ÚwÚ and othew xDD gentwemen, -;;w;; PUBWIUS, >w< SEMPWONyIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; CAIUS, with bows - -TITUS. ^.^ Come, Marcus, >_< come; :3 kinsmen, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the >_> way. -Sir ^-^ boy, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw archery; -Wook OwO ye dwaw ^.^ home UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis there stwaight. -Terras >_< Astwea wewiquit, -^w^ Be xDD you rememb'red, :33 Mawcus; ^w^ she's >w< gonye, ^w^ she's OwO fwed. -uWu Siws, OwO take xDD you to x3 youw :3 toows. >_< You, >w< cousins, UwU shaww -Go >_> sound x3 the xDD ocean ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cast x3 youw nyets; -:33 Happiwy xDD you OwO may catch her uWu in x3 the sea; -ÚwÚ Yet there's >_< as xDD wittwe justice >_< as uWu at xDD wand. -No; UwU Pubwius ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Sempwonyius, xDD you ^w^ must UwU do uWu it; -'Tis xDD you ^w^ must dig with mattock ÚwÚ and with spade, -xDD And xDD piewce x3 the >_< inmost centwe of x3 the ^w^ eawth; -Then, when xDD you come to Pluto's ^-^ wegion, -UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ petition. -Teww ^.^ him >w< it >_> is fow justice ÚwÚ and fow ^w^ aid, -xDD And :3 that >w< it x3 comes from ;;w;; owd Andronicus, ->_< Shaken with ^w^ sowwows uWu in uWu ungwatefuw xDD Wome. -xDD Ah, Wome! xDD Weww, weww, UwU I UwU made uWu thee >w< misewabwe ->_> What time UwU I OwO thwew x3 the people's uWu suffwages -On ^.^ him :3 that OwO thus xDD doth tywannyize ^-^ o'ew x3 me. -Go get xDD you xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and pray be careful all, -xDD And OwO weave xDD you nyot :3 a man-of-waw >_> unseawch'd. -This wicked >_> Empewow OwO may uWu have uWu shipp'd her OwO hence; -^.^ And, :3 kinsmen, xDD then ^.^ we OwO may OwO go :33 pipe fow justice. -OwO MAWCUS. x3 O Pubwius, >_> is nyot ÚwÚ this :3 a x3 heavy case, -;;w;; To >_> see >w< thy x3 nyobwe :33 uncwe OwO thus uWu distwact? -:3 PUBWIUS. >_< Thewefowe, x3 my wowds, >w< it ;;w;; highwy >_> us uWu concewns -^-^ By day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight t' >_< attend ^.^ him uWu cawefuwwy, -xDD And >w< feed :33 his humouw ^-^ kindwy >_< as ^.^ we OwO may -Tiww time x3 beget x3 some careful UwU wemedy. -OwO MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, :33 his ^w^ sowwows OwO awe x3 past UwU wemedy. ->_> Join with x3 the x3 Goths, ÚwÚ and with UwU wevengefuw >w< waw -^.^ Take >w< wweak on ÚwÚ Wome fow ÚwÚ this ingratitude, -xDD And UwU vengeance on x3 the traitor ;;w;; Satuwnyinye. -TITUS. Pubwius, >w< how ^.^ nyow? How now, x3 my >_> mastews? -What, uWu have xDD you >w< met with OwO hew? -:3 PUBWIUS. :3 Nyo, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; >_> but ^w^ Pwuto OwO sends xDD you word, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww uWu have xDD Wevenge from >_> heww, xDD you >_< shaww. -OwO Mawwy, fow x3 Justice, ^.^ she >_> is UwU so >w< empwoy'd, ->w< He thinks, with Juv uWu in ^.^ heaven, ow somewhewe else, -^w^ So :3 that ^.^ pewfowce xDD you ^w^ must >_< nyeeds xDD stay :3 a uWu time. -TITUS. >w< He xDD doth ;;w;; me wrong to >w< feed ;;w;; me with x3 deways. -I'll ^w^ dive x3 into x3 the ^.^ buwnying wake bewow -xDD And puww her x3 out of ^.^ Achewon ^.^ by x3 the xDD heews. -Marcus, ^.^ we OwO awe >_> but shwubs, nyo :3 cedaws :33 we, -No :3 big-bon'd ;;w;; men >w< fwam'd of x3 the OwO Cycwops' xDD size; -OwO But :33 metaw, Marcus, steew to x3 the xDD vewy back, -ÚwÚ Yet x3 wwung with >_< wwongs ^.^ mowe than UwU ouw backs ^.^ can bear; -^.^ And, sith there's nyo justice uWu in ^.^ eawth nor >_> heww, -We xDD wiww sowicit ^.^ heaven, ÚwÚ and move x3 the gods -;;w;; To >_> send down justice fow to >w< wweak UwU ouw x3 wwongs. -^.^ Come, to ÚwÚ this ^.^ geaw. >_> You OwO awe :3 a ÚwÚ good ^.^ awchew, ;;w;; Mawcus. -[He ;;w;; gives them x3 the ^w^ awwows] -'Ad Juvm' ^w^ that's fow uWu you; OwO hewe 'Ad ;;w;; Apowwinyem.' -'Ad Martem' ^w^ that's fow :3 mysewf. -Here, ^-^ boy, uWu 'To uWu Pawwas'; OwO hewe uWu 'To Mewcuwy.' -uWu 'To x3 Satuwn,' Caius- nyot to >_> Satuwnyinye: ->_> You :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good to >w< shoot OwO against x3 the ^.^ wind. -;;w;; To :33 it, uWu boy. Marcus, ;;w;; woose when UwU I ÚwÚ bid. -Of x3 my word, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ wwitten to :33 effect; ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a god left unsowicited. -OwO MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, >w< shoot aww x3 youw ^-^ shafts x3 into x3 the >_> couwt; -We xDD wiww UwU affwict x3 the >_> Empewow uWu in :33 his pwide. -TITUS. >_> Nyow, mastews, OwO dwaw. ^w^ [They shoot] >_< O, weww said, x3 Wucius! -^-^ Good ^-^ boy, uWu in ^.^ Viwgo's uWu wap! Give >w< it Pawwas. -OwO MAWCUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I aim :3 a miwe ^w^ beyond x3 the moon; -uWu Youw >_> wettew >_> is with Jupiter ^.^ by UwU this. -TITUS. uWu Ha! :33 ha! -Pubwius, Pubwius, x3 hast xDD thou done? -:3 See, see, xDD thou x3 hast UwU shot x3 off one of :3 Tauwus' ^.^ howns. -OwO MAWCUS. This UwU was x3 the sport, x3 my wowd: when UwU Pubwius shot, -uWu The Bull, ^.^ being gaww'd, uWu gave Aries xDD such :3 a :3 knyock -:33 That down UwU feww both x3 the ^w^ Wam's >w< howns uWu in x3 the >_> couwt; -xDD And who >_> shouwd find them >_> but x3 the Empress' >w< viwwain? -:33 She ^.^ waugh'd, ÚwÚ and told x3 the Moor ^.^ he >_> shouwd nyot choose -OwO But UwU give them to :33 his >_< mastew fow :3 a :33 pwesent. -TITUS. Why, there >w< it :3 goes! ^w^ God UwU give :33 his OwO wowdship >_< joy! - -Entew x3 the CLOWN, with :3 a ;;w;; basket ÚwÚ and >w< two ÚwÚ pigeons uWu in >w< it - -News, nyews from :3 heaven! Marcus, x3 the x3 post >_> is x3 come. -Siwwah, >_> what x3 tidings? :3 Have xDD you xDD any wettews? -Shall UwU I uWu have >w< justice? >_> What ;;w;; says OwO Jupitew? -uWu CWOWN. >w< Ho, x3 the gibbet-makew? >w< He ;;w;; says :3 that ^.^ he hath :33 taken them down -OwO again, fow x3 the x3 man ^w^ must nyot be :33 hang'd >w< tiww x3 the :3 nyext x3 week. -TITUS. OwO But >_> what ;;w;; says Jupiter, UwU I ^w^ ask thee? -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot Jupiter; UwU I >_< nyevew drank with ^.^ him uWu in aww -x3 my life. -TITUS. Why, villain, awt nyot xDD thou x3 the carrier? -uWu CWOWN. Ay, of x3 my xDD pigeons, siw; >_< nyothing ewse. -TITUS. Why, :33 didst xDD thou nyot come from UwU heaven? -uWu CWOWN. Fwom :3 heaven! ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, UwU I >_< nyevew ^-^ came :33 thewe. ^w^ God UwU fowbid UwU I ->_> shouwd be UwU so bold to x3 pwess to heaven uWu in x3 my xDD young days. Why, UwU I ^w^ am -x3 going with x3 my ÚwÚ pigeons to x3 the OwO Twibunyaw Plebs, to OwO take x3 up :3 a ;;w;; mattew -of uWu bwaww betwixt x3 my :33 uncwe ÚwÚ and one of x3 the Empewaw's ^.^ men. -OwO MAWCUS. Why, ^w^ siw, :3 that >_> is >_< as ;;w;; fit >_< as ^.^ can be to serve fow x3 youw -owation; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the ÚwÚ pigeons to x3 the >_> Empewow from OwO you. -TITUS. Teww uWu me, ^.^ can xDD you ÚwÚ dewivew >w< an >_< owation to x3 the >_> Empewow with :3 a -UwU gwace? -uWu CWOWN. Nyay, OwO twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I couwd >_< nyevew >_> say xDD gwace uWu in aww x3 my life. -TITUS. Siwwah, come hithew. ^-^ Make nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, -OwO But UwU give x3 youw ÚwÚ pigeons to x3 the OwO Empewow; -^-^ By ;;w;; me xDD thou shalt uWu have justice uWu at :33 his ^w^ hands. -UwU Howd, ;;w;; howd! Meanwhile hewe's monyey fow >w< thy charges. -Give ;;w;; me OwO pen ÚwÚ and ink. Siwwah, ^.^ can xDD you with :3 a xDD gwace ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up :3 a -OwO suppwication? -uWu CWOWN. Ay, sir. -TITUS. UwU Then OwO hewe >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ suppwication fow OwO you. xDD And when xDD you come to -:3 him, uWu at x3 the xDD fiwst appwoach xDD you ^w^ must kneel; xDD then :3 kiss :33 his >w< foot; -xDD then ÚwÚ dewivew x3 up x3 youw pigeons; ÚwÚ and xDD then wook fow x3 youw ÚwÚ wewawd. I'll -be uWu at uWu hand, siw; >_> see xDD you UwU do >w< it bwavewy. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, siw; wet ;;w;; me >_< awonye. -TITUS. Siwwah, x3 hast xDD thou :3 a knife? :3 Come wet ;;w;; me >_> see :3 it. -Here, Marcus, ^w^ fowd >w< it uWu in x3 the owation; -For xDD thou x3 hast UwU made >w< it ^.^ wike :3 a humble ^w^ suppwiant. -xDD And when xDD thou x3 hast UwU given >w< it to x3 the Empewow, -Knock uWu at x3 my door, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me >_> what ^.^ he says. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ God be with UwU you, siw; UwU I :33 wiww. -TITUS. ^.^ Come, Marcus, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. Pubwius, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 the EMPEROR, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU EMPWESS ÚwÚ and her >w< two sons, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and uWu CHIWON; -;;w;; WOWDS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews. uWu The EMPEROR >_< bwings x3 the x3 awwows uWu in :33 his uWu hand :3 that TITUS -UwU shot uWu at ^.^ him - -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Why, wowds, >_> what >_< wwongs OwO awe UwU these! Was OwO evew :3 seen -^-^ An empewow uWu in ÚwÚ Wome OwO thus overborne, -Troubled, confwonted ^.^ thus; x3 and, fow x3 the ^-^ extent -Of ^-^ egaw justice, ;;w;; us'd uWu in xDD such >_> contempt? -OwO My wowds, xDD you knyow, >_< as ^.^ knyow x3 the >_> mightfuw uWu gods, -UwU Howevew these disturbers of UwU ouw uWu peace ->_< Buzz uWu in x3 the people's ;;w;; eaws, there >_< nyought hath :33 pass'd -OwO But even with law OwO against x3 the ^.^ wiwfuw xDD sons -Of ;;w;; owd Andwonyicus. xDD And >_> what >w< an >_> if -ÚwÚ His ^w^ sowwows uWu have UwU so overwhelm'd :33 his UwU wits, -Shall ^.^ we be OwO thus afflicted uWu in :33 his wweaks, -ÚwÚ His fits, :33 his frenzy, ÚwÚ and :33 his >_> bittewnyess? -xDD And nyow ^.^ he >_< wwites to heaven fow :33 his >w< wedwess. -:3 See, hewe's uWu 'To Jove' ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this uWu 'To Mewcuwy'; -This uWu 'To ^-^ Apowwo'; ÚwÚ this uWu 'To x3 the ^w^ God of ^-^ Waw'- -ÚwÚ Sweet scrolls to fwy about x3 the ^w^ stweets of Wome! -x3 What's ÚwÚ this >_> but libelling OwO against x3 the >_< Senyate, -xDD And ^.^ bwazonying UwU ouw :3 unjustice every whewe? -^-^ A xDD goodwy >_< humouw, >_> is >w< it >_> nyot, x3 my lords? -;;w;; As who ^.^ wouwd >_> say uWu in ÚwÚ Wome nyo justice were. -OwO But >_> if UwU I x3 wive, :33 his ÚwÚ feignyed ecstasies -Shall be nyo ÚwÚ shewtew to these outwages; -OwO But ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :33 his UwU shaww ^.^ knyow :3 that justice ;;w;; wives -^w^ In Saturninus' health; :33 whom, >_> if ^.^ she sweep, -^-^ He'ww UwU so awake >_< as ^.^ he uWu in UwU fuwy UwU shaww -Cut x3 off x3 the :3 pwoud'st conspirator :3 that ^.^ wives. -TAMORA. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, x3 my lovely >_< Satuwnyinye, -Lord of x3 my :3 wife, commandew of x3 my thoughts, -x3 Cawm ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw x3 the :33 fauwts of Titus' age, -xDD Th' UwU effects of sorrow fow :33 his uWu vawiant xDD sons ->_< Whose ^-^ woss hath x3 piewc'd ^.^ him >_> deep ÚwÚ and scarr'd :33 his heawt; -xDD And rather uWu comfowt :33 his distwessed plight -Than >_> pwosecute x3 the meanyest ow x3 the best -For these >_< contempts. :3 [Aside] Why, OwO thus >w< it UwU shaww :33 become -^w^ High-witted Tamora to gwoze with all. -But, >w< Titus, UwU I uWu have touch'd uWu thee to x3 the quick, -x3 Thy life-blood out; >_> if :3 Aawon nyow be >_< wise, -UwU Then >_> is aww safe, x3 the ÚwÚ anchow uWu in x3 the port. - -Entew CWOWN - -How now, ÚwÚ good xDD fewwow! Wouldst xDD thou speak with us? -uWu CWOWN. Yes, xDD fowsooth, >w< an x3 youw mistriship be Emperial. -TAMORA. Empress UwU I am, >_> but yonder >_> sits x3 the ÚwÚ Empewow. -uWu CWOWN. 'Tis >_> he.- ^w^ God ÚwÚ and Saint ^w^ Stephen UwU give xDD you uWu godden. UwU I uWu have -^.^ bwought xDD you :3 a >_> wettew ÚwÚ and :3 a coupwe of ÚwÚ pigeons hewe. -x3 [SATUWNyINyUS weads x3 the >_> wettew] -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Go OwO take ^.^ him away, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hang ^.^ him presently. -uWu CWOWN. How much monyey ^w^ must UwU I have? -TAMORA. ^.^ Come, sirrah, xDD you ^w^ must be xDD hang'd. -uWu CWOWN. >w< Hang'd! :33 by'w UwU wady, xDD then UwU I uWu have ^.^ bwought x3 up :3 a x3 nyeck to :3 a >w< faiw -OwO end. ;;w;; [Exit UwU guawded] -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Despitefuw ÚwÚ and intowewabwe wwongs! -Shall UwU I OwO enduwe ÚwÚ this monstwous viwwainy? -UwU I ^.^ knyow from >_> whence ÚwÚ this same xDD device proceeds. -^-^ May ÚwÚ this be :33 bownye- >_< as >_> if :33 his ^-^ twaitowous xDD sons -:33 That >w< died ^.^ by law fow murder of UwU ouw ÚwÚ bwothew -:3 Have ^.^ by x3 my means :33 been butchered uWu wwongfuwwy? -Go drag x3 the viwwain ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ by x3 the ^-^ haiw; -x3 Nyow age nor honour UwU shaww xDD shape >_< pwiviwege. -For ÚwÚ this OwO pwoud ÚwÚ mock I'll be >w< thy x3 swaughtewman, -:3 Swy frantic :3 wwetch, :3 that x3 howp'st to >_< make ;;w;; me ^.^ gweat, -^w^ In UwU hope >w< thysewf >_> shouwd >_< guvwn ÚwÚ Wome ÚwÚ and x3 me. - -Entew uWu NyUNTIUS x3 AEMIWIUS - ->_> What nyews with ÚwÚ thee, >_< Aemiwius? -;;w;; AEMIWIUS. >_< Awm, x3 my lords! ÚwÚ Wome >_< nyevew xDD had ^.^ mowe OwO cause. -uWu The Goths uWu have OwO gathewed head; ÚwÚ and with :3 a powew -Of xDD high resolved men, UwU bent to x3 the xDD spoiw, -^-^ They ÚwÚ hithew :33 mawch x3 amain, :33 undew ÚwÚ conduct -Of ^w^ Wucius, >_< son to ;;w;; owd Andronicus; -Who threats uWu in course of ÚwÚ this xDD wevenge to UwU do -;;w;; As much >_< as OwO evew Cowiowanyus ^.^ did. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Is warlike ^.^ Wucius general of x3 the Goths? -;;w;; These UwU tidings nip uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ hang x3 the >_> head -;;w;; As fwowews with :3 fwost, ow gwass xDD beat down with storms. -Ay, nyow ÚwÚ begins UwU ouw ^w^ sowwows to ;;w;; appwoach. -'Tis ^.^ he x3 the ^w^ common OwO peopwe wuv UwU so >_> much; -xDD Mysewf hath often heard them UwU say- -x3 When UwU I uWu have :33 wawked ^.^ wike :3 a >_> pwivate >_> man- -:33 That ^.^ Wucius' UwU banyishment UwU was wrongfully, -xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have >w< wish'd :3 that ^.^ Wucius :3 wewe uWu theiw uWu empewow. -TAMORA. Why >_> shouwd xDD you fear? Is nyot x3 youw UwU city :3 stwong? -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Ay, >_> but x3 the :3 citizens ^.^ favouw ^w^ Wucius, -xDD And xDD wiww ;;w;; wevowt from ;;w;; me to succouw ^.^ him. -TAMORA. OwO King, be >w< thy >_< thoughts >_> impewious ^.^ wike >w< thy xDD nyame! -Is x3 the sun >_< dimm'd, :3 that ^-^ gnyats UwU do fwy uWu in :33 it? -uWu The >_> eagwe suffers xDD wittwe xDD biwds to ^w^ sing, -xDD And >_> is nyot careful >_> what ;;w;; they >_> mean thereby, -Knyowing :3 that with x3 the :3 shadow of :33 his x3 wings ->w< He ^.^ can uWu at :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ stint uWu theiw melody; -Even UwU so :33 mayest xDD thou x3 the ^-^ giddy ;;w;; men of xDD Wome. -UwU Then cheer >w< thy uWu spiwit; fow ^.^ knyow UwU thou, Empewow, -UwU I xDD wiww enchant x3 the ;;w;; owd Andwonyicus -With wowds ^.^ mowe sweet, ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ mowe UwU dangewous, -Than baits to :33 fish ow uWu honyey-stawks to ;;w;; sheep, -x3 When >_< as x3 the one >_> is wounded with x3 the :3 bait, -uWu The othew rotted with delicious OwO feed. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. OwO But ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot entweat :33 his >_< son fow >_> us. -TAMORA. ;;w;; If Tamora entweat :3 him, xDD then ^.^ he :33 wiww; -For UwU I ^.^ can x3 smooth ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiww :33 his ^-^ aged OwO eaws -With golden UwU pwomises, :3 that, :3 wewe :33 his >_< heawt -Awmost impregnable, :33 his ;;w;; owd OwO eaws deaf, -ÚwÚ Yet >_> shouwd both ear ÚwÚ and >_< heawt UwU obey x3 my :33 tongue. -:33 [To AEMILIUS] Go xDD thou >w< befowe to be UwU ouw ;;w;; ambassadow; -x3 Say :3 that x3 the >_> Empewow uWu wequests :3 a parley -Of warlike ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint x3 the meeting -Even uWu at :33 his father's house, x3 the ;;w;; owd Andwonyicus. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Aemilius, UwU do ÚwÚ this ^-^ message honourably; -xDD And >_> if ^.^ he stand on :3 hostage fow :33 his safety, -x3 Bid ^.^ him ;;w;; demand >_> what >_< pwedge xDD wiww uWu pwease ^.^ him >_> best. -;;w;; AEMIWIUS. uWu Youw OwO bidding UwU shaww UwU I UwU do effectually. uWu Exit -TAMORA. Now xDD wiww UwU I to :3 that ;;w;; owd Andronicus, -xDD And xDD tempew ^.^ him with aww x3 the awt UwU I have, -;;w;; To pluck OwO pwoud ^.^ Wucius from x3 the warlike uWu Goths. -xDD And now, x3 sweet Empewow, be blithe OwO again, -xDD And ^.^ buwy aww >w< thy feaw uWu in x3 my devices. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Then OwO go ÚwÚ successantwy, ÚwÚ and pwead to ^.^ him. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Plains nyeaw ÚwÚ Wome - -Entew :33 WUCIUS with >w< an ^.^ awmy of :3 GOTHS with xDD dwums ÚwÚ and cowouws - -WUCIUS. Approved :33 wawwiows ÚwÚ and x3 my faithfuw OwO fwiends, -UwU I uWu have uWu weceived x3 wettews from great ÚwÚ Wome ->_< Which OwO signyifies >_> what ^-^ hate ;;w;; they UwU beaw uWu theiw >_> Empewow -xDD And >w< how ^.^ desiwous of UwU ouw ^.^ sight ;;w;; they x3 awe. ->_< Thewefowe, great wowds, be, >_< as x3 youw titles ^.^ witnyess, -Impewious ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impatient of x3 youw wwongs; -xDD And wherein ÚwÚ Wome hath donye xDD you xDD any >w< scath, -Let ^.^ him >_< make >w< twebwe satisfaction. -uWu FIWST ^.^ GOTH. ^-^ Bwave xDD swip, sprung from x3 the great Andronicus, ->_< Whose xDD nyame UwU was >_> once UwU ouw >w< tewwow, nyow UwU ouw comfort, ->_< Whose xDD high exploits ÚwÚ and ^.^ honyouwabwe >_< deeds -Ingwatefuw ÚwÚ Wome requites with fouw ^.^ contempt, -^w^ Be bold uWu in UwU us: we'll ;;w;; fowwow :3 whewe xDD thou :3 wead'st, -Wike stinging ÚwÚ bees uWu in ;;w;; hottest :33 summew's ^-^ day, -UwU Wed ^.^ by uWu theiw >_< mastew to x3 the OwO fwow'wed >w< fiewds, -xDD And be >_< aveng'd on uWu cuwsed Tamora. -^w^ AWW ^-^ THE ÚwÚ GOTHS. xDD And >_< as ^.^ he saith, UwU so >_> say ^.^ we aww with ^.^ him. -WUCIUS. UwU I x3 humbwy >_> thank :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> thank xDD you all. -OwO But who x3 comes UwU hewe, x3 wed ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ wusty Goth? - -Entew :3 a >_> GOTH, weading ^-^ AAWON with :33 his :33 CHIWD uWu in :33 his :3 awms - -^w^ SECOND ^.^ GOTH. UwU Wenyownyed ^w^ Wucius, from UwU ouw troops UwU I uWu stway'd -;;w;; To ÚwÚ gaze ;;w;; upon :3 a ruinous OwO monyastewy; -xDD And >_< as UwU I eawnyestwy uWu did xDD fix >_< minye ^w^ eye ->_> Upon x3 the wasted building, ;;w;; suddenwy -UwU I heard :3 a chiwd cwy undewnyeath :3 a wall. -UwU I UwU made >w< unto x3 the noise, when >w< soon UwU I heard -uWu The :3 cwying >w< babe contwoww'd with ÚwÚ this >w< discouwse: -xDD 'Peace, OwO tawny :33 swave, half ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and half >w< thy dam! -Did nyot >w< thy :33 hue OwO bewway x3 whose :3 bwat xDD thou awt, -xDD Had ÚwÚ nyatuwe OwO went uWu thee >_> but >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's look, -uWu Viwwain, xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have :33 been >w< an >_> empewow; -OwO But :3 whewe x3 the uWu buww ÚwÚ and >_< cow OwO awe both >_< miwk-white, -^-^ They >_< nyevew UwU do x3 beget :3 a coal-black xDD cawf. -uWu Peace, villain, xDD peace!'- even OwO thus ^.^ he >w< wates x3 the OwO babe- -^w^ 'Fow UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw uWu thee to :3 a trusty OwO Goth, -UwU Who, when ^.^ he xDD knyows xDD thou awt x3 the Empress' ^w^ babe, -Will howd uWu thee ÚwÚ deawwy fow >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's sake.' -With uWu this, x3 my :33 weapon x3 dwawn, UwU I uWu wush'd ;;w;; upon :3 him, -Suwpwis'd ^.^ him suddenly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought ^.^ him ÚwÚ hithew -;;w;; To use >_< as xDD you think needful of x3 the man. -WUCIUS. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy OwO Goth, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the uWu incawnyate ^.^ deviw -:33 That wobb'd Andwonyicus of :33 his ÚwÚ good xDD hand; -This >_> is x3 the uWu peaww :3 that pleas'd x3 youw Empress' >_< eye; -xDD And hewe's x3 the UwU base ^w^ fwuit of her ^.^ buwnying xDD wust. -Say, ;;w;; waww-ey'd :33 swave, :33 whithew wouldst xDD thou :33 convey -This >_< gwowing x3 image of >w< thy fiend-like ^.^ face? -Why dost nyot x3 speak? What, deaf? ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a word? -^-^ A :33 hawtew, sowdiews! Hang ^.^ him on ÚwÚ this tree, -xDD And ^.^ by :33 his x3 side :33 his ^w^ fwuit of uWu bastawdy. -^.^ AAWON. Touch nyot x3 the ^-^ boy, ^.^ he >_> is of royal blood. -WUCIUS. Too ^.^ wike x3 the >w< siwe fow OwO evew ^.^ being UwU good. -First ^w^ hang x3 the child, :3 that ^.^ he OwO may >_> see >w< it ;;w;; spwaww- -^-^ A ^.^ sight to ^-^ vex x3 the father's :3 souw uWu withaw. ->_< Get ;;w;; me :3 a >w< waddew. -:3 [A ladder brought, which ^-^ AAWON >_> is UwU made to UwU cwimb] -^.^ AAWON. ^w^ Wucius, :3 save x3 the child, -xDD And UwU beaw >w< it from ;;w;; me to x3 the Emperess. -;;w;; If xDD thou UwU do uWu this, I'll x3 show uWu thee wondwous ^.^ things -:33 That ;;w;; highwy OwO may ^w^ advantage uWu thee to :3 heaw; -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt >_> nyot, befaww >_> what OwO may :33 befaww, -I'll speak nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but 'Vengeance uWu wot xDD you aww!' -WUCIUS. x3 Say xDD on; >w< an >_> if >w< it uWu pwease ;;w;; me which xDD thou >w< speak'st, -x3 Thy chiwd UwU shaww x3 wive, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww >_> see >w< it ^.^ nyouwish'd. -^.^ AAWON. ^-^ An >_> if >w< it uWu pwease uWu thee! Why, :33 assuwe ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ Wucius, -'Twiww ^-^ vex >w< thy :3 souw to hear >_> what UwU I UwU shaww speak; -For UwU I ^w^ must tawk of ;;w;; muwdews, x3 wapes, ÚwÚ and massacres, -uWu Acts of black night, UwU abominyabwe uWu deeds, -ÚwÚ Compwots of mischief, uWu tweason, :33 viwwainyies, -UwU Wuthfuw to heaw, yet piteously pewfowm'd; -xDD And ÚwÚ this UwU shaww aww be buried uWu in x3 my UwU death, -OwO Unwess xDD thou >_< sweaw to ;;w;; me x3 my chiwd UwU shaww wive. -WUCIUS. Teww on >w< thy xDD mind; UwU I >_> say >w< thy chiwd UwU shaww wive. -^.^ AAWON. Swear :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww, ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; begin. -WUCIUS. Who >_> shouwd UwU I >_< sweaw by? ^.^ Thou believest nyo x3 god; -:33 That ^-^ gwanted, >w< how ;;w;; canst xDD thou ^-^ bewieve >w< an ^w^ oath? -^.^ AAWON. >_> What >_> if UwU I UwU do ^w^ nyot? >_< as ÚwÚ indeed UwU I UwU do x3 nyot; -Yet, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou awt religious -xDD And x3 hast :3 a ^.^ thing within uWu thee ^w^ cawwed OwO conscience, -With ÚwÚ twenty >_< popish tricks ÚwÚ and uWu cewemonyies ->_< Which UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee careful to :33 obsewve, -Therefore UwU I urge >w< thy uWu oath. For :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow -^-^ An idiot ÚwÚ howds :33 his xDD baubwe fow :3 a ^.^ god, -xDD And keeps x3 the ^-^ oath which ^.^ by :3 that god ^.^ he sweaws, -;;w;; To :3 that I'll urge ^.^ him. Therefore xDD thou shalt vow -^-^ By :3 that same god- >_> what god soe'ew >w< it be -:33 That xDD thou adowest ÚwÚ and x3 hast uWu in wevewence- -;;w;; To :3 save x3 my ^-^ boy, to nourish ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him xDD up; -:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU I xDD wiww OwO discuvw >_< nyought to thee. -WUCIUS. Even ^.^ by x3 my god UwU I >_< sweaw to uWu thee UwU I :33 wiww. -^.^ AAWON. First ^.^ knyow UwU thou, UwU I ^.^ begot ^.^ him on x3 the ^-^ Empwess. -WUCIUS. x3 O UwU most insatiate ÚwÚ and wuxuwious OwO woman! -^.^ AAWON. Tut, ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ this UwU was >_> but :3 a ^.^ deed of xDD chawity -;;w;; To :3 that which xDD thou shalt hear of ;;w;; me x3 anyon. ->_< 'Twas her >w< two xDD sons :3 that murdered ;;w;; Bassianyus; -^-^ They :3 cut >w< thy OwO sistew's ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU wavish'd hew, -xDD And :3 cut her ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and trimm'd her >_< as xDD thou uWu sawest. -WUCIUS. x3 O ^.^ detestabwe :33 viwwain! Caww'st xDD thou :3 that >w< twimming? -^.^ AAWON. Why, ^.^ she UwU was ^w^ wash'd, ÚwÚ and :3 cut, ÚwÚ and ^w^ twimm'd, ÚwÚ and uWu 'twas ->_< Twim spowt fow them which xDD had x3 the xDD doing of :3 it. -WUCIUS. x3 O barbarous OwO beastwy x3 viwwains ^.^ wike OwO thysewf! -^.^ AAWON. >w< Indeed, UwU I UwU was uWu theiw ;;w;; tutow to instwuct OwO them. -:33 That codding ^w^ spiwit xDD had ;;w;; they from uWu theiw :33 mothew, -;;w;; As >_< suwe :3 a >w< cawd >_< as OwO evew ^.^ won x3 the ÚwÚ set; -:33 That bwoody UwU mind, UwU I >_< think, ;;w;; they weawn'd of uWu me, -;;w;; As true :3 a dog >_< as OwO evew ÚwÚ fought uWu at >_> head. -xDD Weww, wet x3 my >_< deeds be >_> witnyess of x3 my uWu wowth. -UwU I ;;w;; twain'd >w< thy >_< bwethwen to :3 that guileful x3 howe -Whewe x3 the >_< dead corpse of OwO Bassianyus way; -UwU I wwote x3 the >_> wettew :3 that >w< thy >w< fathew >_> found, -xDD And >_< hid x3 the gowd within :3 that >_> wettew mention'd, ->w< Confedewate with x3 the xDD Queen ÚwÚ and her >w< two sons; -xDD And >_> what nyot :33 donye, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast cause to uWu wue, -^-^ Whewein UwU I xDD had nyo ^w^ stwoke of ^-^ mischief uWu in :33 it? -UwU I pway'd x3 the xDD cheatew fow >w< thy father's uWu hand, -^.^ And, when UwU I xDD had :33 it, >w< dwew mysewf UwU apawt -xDD And almost broke x3 my >_< heawt with extweme uWu waughtew. -UwU I pried ;;w;; me ^w^ thwough x3 the uWu cwevice of :3 a :3 waww, -UwU When, fow :33 his uWu hand, ^.^ he xDD had :33 his >w< two >w< sons' heads; -Beheld :33 his ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and >_< waugh'd UwU so UwU heawtiwy -:33 That both >_< minye eyes :3 wewe wainy ^.^ wike to ^w^ his; -xDD And when UwU I told x3 the Empress of ÚwÚ this sport, -:33 She swooned almost uWu at x3 my pweasing :33 tawe, -xDD And fow x3 my UwU tidings uWu gave ;;w;; me ÚwÚ twenty ÚwÚ kisses. -^.^ GOTH. What, ;;w;; canst xDD thou >_> say aww ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and >_< nyevew bwush? -^.^ AAWON. Ay, ^.^ wike :3 a black dog, >_< as x3 the :3 saying >w< is. -WUCIUS. Awt xDD thou nyot sowwy fow these ;;w;; heinyous >_> deeds? -^.^ AAWON. Ay, :3 that UwU I xDD had nyot donye :3 a thousand more. -Even nyow UwU I UwU cuwse x3 the day- ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, UwU I >_< think, -uWu Few come within x3 the compass of x3 my curse- -^-^ Whewein UwU I uWu did nyot x3 some :3 nyotowious iww; -;;w;; As OwO kiww :3 a ^w^ man, ow >_> ewse >w< devise :33 his ÚwÚ death; ->_> Wavish :3 a ;;w;; maid, ow :3 pwot x3 the uWu way to UwU do uWu it; -^w^ Accuse x3 some innocent, ÚwÚ and >w< fowsweaw >_< mysewf; -Set deadwy >_< enmity ^-^ between >w< two >_< fwiends; -^-^ Make poor men's cattle bweak uWu theiw UwU nyecks; -Set fire on OwO bawns ÚwÚ and OwO hay-stacks uWu in x3 the night, -xDD And bid x3 the ownyews quench them with uWu theiw >w< teaws. -x3 Oft uWu have UwU I xDD digg'd x3 up >_< dead ;;w;; men from uWu theiw >w< gwaves, -xDD And uWu set them ^w^ upwight uWu at uWu theiw uWu deaw >_< fwiends' doow -Even when uWu theiw ^w^ sowwows almost UwU was >w< fowgot, -xDD And on uWu theiw xDD skins, >_< as on x3 the >_< bawk of trees, -:3 Have with x3 my knyife x3 cawved uWu in Roman x3 wettews -^w^ 'Wet nyot x3 youw sorrow >_> die, ^w^ though UwU I ^w^ am >w< dead.' -Tut, UwU I uWu have donye :3 a thousand :3 dweadfuw ^.^ things -;;w;; As ^w^ wiwwingwy >_< as one ^.^ wouwd OwO kiww :3 a xDD fwy; -xDD And >_< nyothing grieves ;;w;; me UwU heawtiwy ÚwÚ indeed -OwO But :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do ;;w;; ten thousand more. -WUCIUS. Bring down x3 the deviw, fow ^.^ he ^w^ must nyot ^-^ die -^w^ So x3 sweet :3 a :33 death >_< as >_< hanging presently. -^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; If there be devils, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe :3 a deviw, -;;w;; To ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and buwn uWu in everlasting ^w^ fiwe, -^w^ So UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 youw >_< company uWu in heww -OwO But to x3 towment xDD you with x3 my UwU bittew >_< tongue! -WUCIUS. uWu Siws, ÚwÚ stop :33 his uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him speak nyo more. - -Entew x3 AEMIWIUS - -^.^ GOTH. OwO My uWu wowd, there >_> is :3 a :3 messengew from ÚwÚ Wome -Desires to be admitted to x3 youw pwesence. -WUCIUS. Let ^.^ him come ÚwÚ nyeaw. -Welcome, >_< Aemiwius. x3 What's x3 the nyews from >w< Wome? -;;w;; AEMIWIUS. Lord ^w^ Wucius, ÚwÚ and xDD you Princes of x3 the x3 Goths, -uWu The Roman >_> Empewow greets xDD you aww ^.^ by OwO me; -^.^ And, fow ^.^ he :3 undewstands xDD you OwO awe uWu in awms, ->w< He cwaves :3 a parley uWu at x3 youw father's house, -:3 Wiwwing xDD you to ;;w;; demand x3 youw :3 hostages, -xDD And ;;w;; they UwU shaww be immediatewy :33 dewivew'd. -uWu FIWST ^.^ GOTH. >_> What ;;w;; says UwU ouw x3 genyewaw? -WUCIUS. Aemilius, wet x3 the >_> Empewow UwU give :33 his >_< pwedges -uWu Unto x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and x3 my :33 uncwe ;;w;; Mawcus. -xDD And ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 come. March xDD away. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -xDD Wome. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ TITUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew uWu TAMOWA, ÚwÚ and her >w< two sons, :3 DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, disguised - -TAMORA. Thus, uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ and >_> sad :3 habiwiment, -UwU I xDD wiww x3 encountew with Andronicus, -xDD And >_> say UwU I ^w^ am xDD Wevenge, sent from bewow -;;w;; To ^w^ join with ^.^ him ÚwÚ and >w< wight :33 his ;;w;; heinyous x3 wwongs. -Knock uWu at :33 his ^-^ study, :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ he keeps -;;w;; To >_< wuminyate ;;w;; stwange plots of xDD diwe ^w^ wevenge; -Teww ^.^ him xDD Wevenge >_> is come to ^w^ join with :3 him, -xDD And ^.^ wowk :3 confusion on :33 his enemies. - -^-^ They :3 knyock ÚwÚ and TITUS :33 opens :33 his ^-^ study door, :33 abuv - -TITUS. Who xDD doth ;;w;; mowest x3 my OwO contempwation? -Is >w< it x3 youw twick to >_< make ;;w;; me ^w^ ope x3 the door, -:33 That UwU so x3 my >_> sad decrees OwO may fwy OwO away -xDD And aww x3 my ^-^ study be to nyo ^.^ effect? ->_> You OwO awe :3 deceiv'd; fow >_> what UwU I >_> mean to UwU do -xDD See OwO hewe uWu in bwoody lines UwU I uWu have uWu set down; -xDD And >_> what >_> is ÚwÚ wwitten UwU shaww be ^-^ executed. -TAMORA. >w< Titus, UwU I ^w^ am come to tawk with thee. -TITUS. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a OwO wowd. How ^.^ can UwU I xDD gwace x3 my talk, -:3 Wanting :3 a uWu hand to UwU give >w< it :3 that accowd? -^.^ Thou x3 hast x3 the ^w^ odds of OwO me; >_< thewefowe nyo more. -TAMORA. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 didst ^.^ knyow uWu me, xDD thou wouldst tawk with x3 me. -TITUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyot mad, UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww >_> enyough: -Witness ÚwÚ this wwetched x3 stump, >_> witnyess these >_< cwimson lines; -Witness these trenches UwU made ^.^ by grief ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cawe; -Witness x3 the OwO tiwing day ÚwÚ and x3 heavy ^w^ nyight; -Witness aww sorrow :3 that UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee weww -For UwU ouw OwO pwoud >w< Empwess, ^-^ mighty Tamora. -Is nyot >w< thy xDD coming fow x3 my othew hand? -TAMORA. xDD Knyow UwU thou, >_> sad ^w^ man, UwU I ^w^ am nyot Tamora: -:33 She >_> is >w< thy ;;w;; enyemy ÚwÚ and UwU I >w< thy :3 fwiend. -UwU I ^w^ am xDD Wevenge, sent from x3 th' infewnyaw ^w^ kingdom -;;w;; To ^w^ ease x3 the :3 gnyawing vulture of >w< thy ^-^ mind -^-^ By >w< wowking wreakful UwU vengeance on >w< thy foes. -:3 Come down ÚwÚ and wewcome ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this OwO wowwd's >_> wight; -uWu Confew with ;;w;; me of murder ÚwÚ and of ÚwÚ death; ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a OwO howwow cave ow ^.^ wuwking-pwace, -No >_> vast ^-^ obscuwity ow ^w^ misty :3 vawe, -Whewe bwoody murder ow :3 detested xDD wape -UwU Can UwU couch fow feaw >_> but UwU I xDD wiww find them out; -xDD And uWu in uWu theiw OwO eaws tell them x3 my :3 dweadfuw nyame- -xDD Wevenge, which x3 makes x3 the fouw offender x3 quake. -TITUS. Awt xDD thou Revenge? ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou sent to ;;w;; me -;;w;; To be :3 a x3 towment to >_< minye enyemies? -TAMORA. UwU I am; >_< thewefowe come down ÚwÚ and wewcome x3 me. -TITUS. Do ;;w;; me x3 some OwO sewvice ere UwU I come to thee. -Lo, ^.^ by >w< thy x3 side :3 whewe :33 Wape ÚwÚ and >_> Muwdew stands; -Now UwU give x3 some :3 suwance :3 that xDD thou awt >_> Wevenge- ->w< Stab ÚwÚ them, ow teaw them on >w< thy uWu chawiot wheews; -xDD And xDD then I'll come ÚwÚ and be >w< thy :33 waggonyew -xDD And whirl :3 awong with uWu thee about x3 the globes. -Provide uWu thee >w< two OwO pwopew ^w^ pawfweys, black >_< as >w< jet, -;;w;; To UwU hawe >w< thy ÚwÚ vengefuw ^w^ waggon UwU swift away, -xDD And find x3 out muwdewews uWu in uWu theiw guiwty ^w^ caves; -xDD And when >w< thy caw >_> is ^w^ woaden with uWu theiw >_< heads, -UwU I xDD wiww >w< dismount, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ waggon wheew -Trot, ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; sewviwe :3 footman, aww day long, -Even from uWu Hypewion's ;;w;; wising uWu in x3 the uWu east -Untiw :33 his xDD vewy OwO downfaww uWu in x3 the :33 sea. -xDD And day ^.^ by day I'll UwU do ÚwÚ this x3 heavy task, -^w^ So xDD thou ÚwÚ destwoy :3 Wapinye ÚwÚ and >_> Muwdew :33 thewe. -TAMORA. ;;w;; These OwO awe x3 my ^-^ minyistews, ÚwÚ and come with x3 me. -TITUS. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they >w< thy uWu minyistews? >_> What OwO awe ;;w;; they call'd? -TAMORA. :33 Wape ÚwÚ and ^-^ Muwdew; >_< thewefowe ^w^ cawwed UwU so -^.^ 'Cause ;;w;; they OwO take UwU vengeance of xDD such uWu kind of ^.^ men. -TITUS. ^-^ Good Wowd, >w< how ^.^ wike x3 the Empress' xDD sons ;;w;; they UwU awe! -xDD And xDD you x3 the Empwess! OwO But ^.^ we ^-^ wowwdwy ;;w;; men -:3 Have :33 misewabwe, mad, ;;w;; mistaking :3 eyes. -x3 O x3 sweet xDD Wevenge, nyow UwU do UwU I come to ÚwÚ thee; -^.^ And, >_> if one OwO awm's >w< embwacement xDD wiww :3 content ÚwÚ thee, -UwU I xDD wiww >_< embwace uWu thee uWu in >w< it ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. -TAMORA. This xDD cwosing with ^.^ him ^w^ fits :33 his ^.^ wunyacy. -ÚwÚ Whate'ew UwU I forge to >w< feed :33 his ^-^ bwain-sick >_< humouws, -Do xDD you uWu uphowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain uWu in x3 youw speeches, -For nyow ^.^ he x3 fiwmwy UwU takes ;;w;; me fow Wevenge; -^.^ And, ^.^ being credulous uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ mad ^-^ thought, -I'll >_< make ^.^ him >_> send fow ^.^ Wucius :33 his x3 son, -xDD And whiwst UwU I uWu at :3 a :33 banquet howd ^.^ him x3 suwe, -I'll find x3 some x3 cunnying pwactice x3 out of uWu hand -;;w;; To scatter ÚwÚ and UwU dispewse x3 the ^-^ giddy x3 Goths, -:3 Ow, uWu at x3 the least, >_< make them :33 his enemies. -:3 See, OwO hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; comes, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must ply x3 my UwU theme. - -Entew OwO TITUS, bewow - -TITUS. OwO Wong uWu have UwU I :33 been ^.^ fowwown, ÚwÚ and aww fow thee. -Welcome, xDD dwead OwO Fuwy, to x3 my ^.^ woefuw ÚwÚ house. -:3 Wapinye ÚwÚ and ^.^ Muwdew, xDD you OwO awe wewcome UwU too. -How ^.^ wike x3 the Empress ÚwÚ and her xDD sons xDD you UwU awe! -Weww OwO awe xDD you ^.^ fitted, xDD had xDD you >_> but :3 a Moow. -Could nyot aww heww UwU affowd xDD you xDD such :3 a devil? -For weww UwU I uWu wot x3 the Empress >_< nyevew x3 wags -OwO But uWu in her >_< company there >_> is :3 a Moow; -^.^ And, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ;;w;; wepwesent UwU ouw >_< queen awight, -^.^ It :3 wewe UwU convenyient xDD you xDD had xDD such :3 a deviw. -OwO But wewcome >_< as xDD you x3 awe. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? -TAMORA. >_> What wouldst xDD thou uWu have >_> us UwU do, Andronicus? -DEMETRIUS. uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a muwdewew, I'll deal with ^.^ him. ->w< CHIWON. uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a viwwain :3 that hath donye :3 a UwU wape, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am sent to be ^w^ weveng'd on ^.^ him. -TAMORA. uWu Show ;;w;; me :3 a thousand :3 that hath donye uWu thee wwong, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww be wevenged on them all. -TITUS. Wook ;;w;; wound about x3 the wicked ^w^ stweets of ^w^ Wome, -xDD And when xDD thou find'st :3 a x3 man ^w^ that's ^.^ wike ;;w;; thysewf, -^-^ Good ^.^ Muwdew, x3 stab him; uWu he's :3 a murderer. -Go xDD thou with :3 him, ÚwÚ and when >w< it >_> is >w< thy ÚwÚ hap -;;w;; To find anyothew :3 that >_> is ^.^ wike to ÚwÚ thee, -^-^ Good Rapine, x3 stab him; ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ravisher. -Go xDD thou with OwO them; ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the uWu Empewow's court ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a queen, ^w^ attended ^.^ by :3 a Moow; -Weww shalt xDD thou ^.^ knyow her ^.^ by ^.^ thinye UwU own proportion, -For x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ she xDD doth wesembwe thee. -UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU do on them x3 some :3 viowent ÚwÚ death; -^-^ They uWu have :33 been :3 viowent to ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ^w^ minye. -TAMORA. Weww x3 hast xDD thou OwO wesson'd us; ÚwÚ this UwU shaww ^.^ we xDD do. -OwO But ^.^ wouwd >w< it uWu pwease ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Andronicus, -;;w;; To >_> send fow ^w^ Wucius, >w< thy thrice-valiant x3 son, -Who weads uWu towawds ÚwÚ Wome :3 a band of warlike x3 Goths, -xDD And bid ^.^ him come ÚwÚ and :33 banquet uWu at >w< thy ^.^ house; -x3 When ^.^ he >_> is UwU hewe, even uWu at >w< thy solemn OwO feast, -UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing uWu in x3 the Empress ÚwÚ and her sons, -uWu The >_> Empewow himsewf, ÚwÚ and aww >w< thy ^.^ foes; -xDD And uWu at >w< thy xDD mewcy UwU shaww ;;w;; they >_< stoop ÚwÚ and :33 knyeew, -xDD And on them shalt xDD thou ^w^ ease >w< thy angry ;;w;; heawt. ->_> What ;;w;; says Andwonyicus to ÚwÚ this xDD device? -TITUS. Marcus, x3 my xDD bwothew! 'Tis >_> sad Titus calls. - -Entew >_> MAWCUS - -^w^ Go, ^-^ gentwe Marcus, to >w< thy nephew Lucius; -^.^ Thou shalt ^.^ inquiwe ^.^ him x3 out ^-^ among x3 the uWu Goths. -x3 Bid ^.^ him repair to uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing with ^.^ him -;;w;; Some of x3 the ^.^ chiefest pwinces of x3 the Goths; -x3 Bid ^.^ him encamp :33 his ^-^ sowdiews :3 whewe ;;w;; they x3 awe. -Teww ^.^ him x3 the >_> Empewow ÚwÚ and x3 the Empress ^w^ too -Feast uWu at x3 my house, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww >_> feast with OwO them. -This UwU do xDD thou fow x3 my love; ÚwÚ and UwU so wet :3 him, -;;w;; As ^.^ he wegawds :33 his ^-^ aged father's life. -OwO MAWCUS. This xDD wiww UwU I UwU do, ÚwÚ and >w< soon ^-^ wetuwn ;;w;; again. uWu Exit -TAMORA. Now xDD wiww UwU I >w< hence about >w< thy business, -xDD And OwO take x3 my ministers :3 awong with x3 me. -TITUS. Nyay, x3 nyay, wet :33 Wape ÚwÚ and >_> Muwdew xDD stay with uWu me, -:33 Ow >_> ewse I'll caww x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew back OwO again, -xDD And ÚwÚ cweave to nyo xDD wevenge >_> but ^-^ Wucius. -TAMORA. ^-^ [Aside to her ^w^ sons] >_> What >_> say UwU you, boys? Will xDD you abide -with :3 him, -Whiwes UwU I OwO go tell x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the >_> Empewow -How UwU I uWu have guvwn'd UwU ouw ;;w;; detewmin'd UwU jest? -;;w;; Yiewd to :33 his >_< humouw, x3 smooth ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ him faiw, -xDD And ^.^ tawwy with ^.^ him >w< tiww UwU I turn ;;w;; again. -TITUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I UwU knyew them all, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ^-^ suppos'd ;;w;; me mad, -xDD And xDD wiww ^-^ o'ew :3 weach them uWu in uWu theiw UwU own ^-^ devices, -^-^ A :33 paiw of uWu cuwsed uWu heww-hounds ÚwÚ and uWu theiw uWu dam. -DEMETRIUS. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ depawt uWu at pweasuwe; OwO weave >_> us hewe. -TAMORA. UwU Faweweww, Andronicus, xDD Wevenge nyow xDD goes -;;w;; To uWu way :3 a complot to ÚwÚ betway >w< thy foes. -TITUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD thou dost; x3 and, x3 sweet xDD Wevenge, farewell. -uWu Exit :3 TAMOWA ->w< CHIWON. Teww us, ;;w;; owd ^w^ man, >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we be UwU empwoy'd? -TITUS. Tut, UwU I uWu have ^.^ wowk enough fow xDD you to xDD do. -Pubwius, come hithew, Caius, ÚwÚ and x3 Vawentinye. - -Entew ;;w;; PUBWIUS, ;;w;; CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; VAWENTINyE - -:3 PUBWIUS. >_> What >_> is x3 youw xDD wiww? -TITUS. xDD Knyow xDD you these ÚwÚ two? -:3 PUBWIUS. uWu The Empress' sons, UwU I OwO take ^w^ them: Chiwon, :33 Demetwius. -TITUS. OwO Fie, Pubwius, fie! xDD thou awt ^w^ too much ;;w;; deceiv'd. -uWu The one >_> is ^.^ Muwdew, ÚwÚ and :33 Wape >_> is x3 the ;;w;; othew's UwU nyame; -xDD And >_< thewefowe bind ÚwÚ them, ^-^ gentwe ;;w;; Pubwius- -:3 Caius ÚwÚ and Valentine, uWu way ^.^ hands on OwO them. -x3 Oft uWu have xDD you heard ;;w;; me ÚwÚ wish fow xDD such >w< an ^-^ houw, -xDD And nyow UwU I find uWu it; >_< thewefowe bind them x3 suwe, -xDD And ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw mouths >_> if ;;w;; they x3 begin to ^-^ cwy. uWu Exit -^w^ [They uWu way howd on ^w^ CHIWON ÚwÚ and ^-^ DEMETWIUS] ->w< CHIWON. Villains, fowbeaw! ^.^ we OwO awe x3 the Empress' >w< sons. -:3 PUBWIUS. xDD And >_< thewefowe UwU do ^.^ we >_> what ^.^ we OwO awe commanded. -uWu Stop ^-^ cwose uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, wet them nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. -Is ^.^ he >_< suwe ;;w;; bound? Wook :3 that xDD you bind them uWu fast. - -^.^ We-entew TITUS ^-^ ANDWONyICUS -with :3 a ^-^ knyife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAVINyIA, with :3 a basin - -TITUS. ^.^ Come, come, Wavinyia; look, >w< thy ^-^ foes OwO awe UwU bound. -uWu Siws, ÚwÚ stop uWu theiw ^w^ mouths, wet them nyot speak to OwO me; -OwO But wet them hear >_> what x3 feawfuw wowds UwU I ^-^ uttew. -x3 O >_> viwwains, xDD Chiwon ÚwÚ and UwU Demetwius! -:3 Hewe >w< stands x3 the ^-^ spwing ÚwÚ whom xDD you uWu have x3 stain'd with mud; -This xDD goodwy ^-^ summew with x3 youw winter x3 mix'd. ->_> You kill'd her xDD husband; ÚwÚ and fow :3 that ^-^ viwe ;;w;; fauwt -Two of her bwothews :3 wewe condemn'd to UwU death, -OwO My uWu hand :3 cut x3 off ÚwÚ and UwU made :3 a ^.^ mewwy >_> jest; -UwU Both her x3 sweet ^.^ hands, her ;;w;; tongue, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ mowe uWu deaw -Than ^.^ hands ow ;;w;; tongue, her :3 spotwess >_> chastity, ->_> Inhuman :3 twaitows, xDD you constwain'd ÚwÚ and fowc'd. ->_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you say, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd wet xDD you x3 speak? -Villains, fow ^-^ shame xDD you couwd nyot ÚwÚ beg fow grace. -Hawk, uWu wwetches! >w< how UwU I >_> mean to mawtyw OwO you. -This one uWu hand yet >_> is left to :3 cut x3 youw ;;w;; thwoats, -Whiwes :3 that ;;w;; Wavinyia >_> 'tween her ÚwÚ stumps xDD doth howd -uWu The basin :3 that weceives x3 youw guiwty blood. ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw mothew means to >_> feast with uWu me, -xDD And ;;w;; cawws herself xDD Wevenge, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thinks ;;w;; me >_> mad. -Hawk, viwwains! UwU I xDD wiww grind x3 youw bones to :33 dust, -xDD And with x3 youw :3 bwood ÚwÚ and >w< it I'll >_< make :3 a >_< paste; -xDD And of x3 the ^.^ paste :3 a UwU coffin UwU I xDD wiww OwO weaw, -xDD And >_< make >w< two >_< pasties of x3 youw >_> shamefuw heads; -xDD And bid :3 that ^w^ stwumpet, x3 youw :33 unhawwowed :33 dam, -Wike to x3 the earth, swawwow her UwU own UwU incwease. -This >_> is x3 the >_> feast :3 that UwU I uWu have bid her ^.^ to, -xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 the :33 banquet ^.^ she UwU shaww suwfeit xDD on; -For xDD wowse than ÚwÚ Phiwomew xDD you ;;w;; us'd x3 my ^w^ daughtew, -xDD And xDD wowse than xDD Pwognye UwU I xDD wiww be reveng'd. -xDD And nyow >_> pwepawe x3 youw >_< thwoats. Wavinyia, come, -Receive x3 the ^-^ bwood; ÚwÚ and when :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< dead, -Let ;;w;; me OwO go grind uWu theiw bones to OwO powdew >w< smaww, -xDD And with ÚwÚ this hateful liquor xDD tempew uWu it; -xDD And uWu in :3 that ^.^ paste wet uWu theiw ^-^ viwe heads be xDD bak'd. -^.^ Come, come, be every one uWu officious -;;w;; To >_< make ÚwÚ this banquet, which UwU I ÚwÚ wish OwO may ^-^ pwuv -uWu Mowe xDD stewn ÚwÚ and bwoody than x3 the Centauws' x3 feast. -[He >w< cuts uWu theiw >_< thwoats] -^w^ So. -Now ;;w;; bwing them x3 in, fow UwU I xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the cook, -xDD And >_> see them ready OwO against uWu theiw mothew ^w^ comes. -^.^ Exeunt, :33 beawing x3 the >_< dead >_< bodies - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The court of ^.^ TITUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew ^w^ Wucius, MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and x3 the GOTHS, with ^-^ AAWON pwisonyew, -ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 CHIWD uWu in x3 the :3 awms of >w< an x3 attendant - -WUCIUS. Uncle Marcus, xDD since UwU 'tis x3 my father's ^-^ mind -:33 That UwU I repair to ^w^ Wome, UwU I ^w^ am OwO content. -uWu FIWST ^.^ GOTH. xDD And ouws with xDD thinye, befaww >_> what :3 fowtunye :33 wiww. -WUCIUS. ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, OwO take xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this barbarous uWu Moow, -This ^-^ wavenyous tigew, ÚwÚ this ^w^ accuwsed >_< deviw; -Let ^.^ him receive nyo sust'nyance, ÚwÚ fettew :3 him, -Tiww ^.^ he be ^.^ bwought >w< unto x3 the Empress' OwO face -For testimony of her fouw OwO pwoceedings. -xDD And >_> see x3 the ^-^ ambush of UwU ouw ^w^ fwiends be strong; -UwU I feaw x3 the >_> Empewow means nyo ÚwÚ good to >_> us. -^.^ AAWON. ;;w;; Some ^.^ deviw whisper cuwses uWu in x3 my eaw, -xDD And prompt ;;w;; me :3 that x3 my >_> tongue OwO may :33 uttew fowth -uWu The :3 venyomous malice of x3 my xDD swewwing :33 heawt! -WUCIUS. :33 Away, UwU inhuman dog, :33 unhawwowed x3 swave! -uWu Siws, OwO hewp UwU ouw :33 uncwe to :33 convey ^.^ him ^.^ in. -Exeunt :3 GOTHS with ^.^ AAWON. Flourish within -uWu The trumpets x3 show x3 the >_> Empewow >_> is uWu at >w< hand. - -Sound x3 twumpets. Entew OwO SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and -uWu TAMOWA, with AEMIWIUS, ÚwÚ TWIBUNyES, SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. What, hath x3 the UwU fiwmament ^.^ mowe >_> suns than onye? -WUCIUS. >_> What ÚwÚ boots >w< it uWu thee to ^.^ can >w< thysewf :3 a UwU sun? -OwO MAWCUS. OwO Wome's Empewow, ÚwÚ and nephew, bweak x3 the ^.^ pawwe; -;;w;; These quarrels ^w^ must be ÚwÚ quietwy ^-^ debated. -uWu The >_> feast >_> is ready which x3 the careful Titus ->_< Hath ordain'd to >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ end, -For ÚwÚ peace, fow xDD wuv, fow OwO weague, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good to xDD Wome. -ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, OwO thewefowe, dwaw ^.^ nyigh ÚwÚ and OwO take x3 youw UwU pwaces. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, ^.^ we :33 wiww. -:3 [A tabwe ^.^ bwought ^.^ in. uWu The >_< company sit down] - -Twumpets >_> sounding, enter TITUS -^.^ wike :3 a cook, ^.^ pwacing x3 the UwU dishes, ÚwÚ and OwO WAVINyIA -with :3 a veiw uvw her face; awso :3 YOUNG LUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -TITUS. Welcome, x3 my wowd; ;;w;; wewcome, xDD dwead >w< Queen; -Welcome, OwO ye warlike Goths; ;;w;; wewcome, Lucius; -xDD And wewcome all. Awthough x3 the cheer be OwO poow, -'Twiww ^w^ fiww x3 youw stomachs; uWu pwease xDD you eat of :3 it. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. Why awt xDD thou OwO thus ;;w;; attiw'd, Andronicus? -TITUS. >_< Because UwU I ^.^ wouwd be >_< suwe to uWu have aww weww -;;w;; To entertain x3 youw >_> Highnyess ÚwÚ and x3 youw ^-^ Empwess. -TAMORA. We OwO awe beholding to UwU you, ÚwÚ good Andwonyicus. -TITUS. ^-^ An >_> if x3 youw >_> Highnyess UwU knyew x3 my uWu heawt, xDD you were. -OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 the Empewow, wesowve ;;w;; me :33 this: -Was >w< it weww donye of >_< wash >w< Viwginyius -;;w;; To slay :33 his daughter with :33 his UwU own >w< wight uWu hand, ->_< Because ^.^ she UwU was enforc'd, :33 stain'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; defwowew'd? -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ It UwU was, Andwonyicus. -TITUS. uWu Youw weason, ^-^ mighty OwO wowd. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Because x3 the girl >_> shouwd nyot ^-^ suwvive her UwU shame, -xDD And ^.^ by her x3 pwesence still renew :33 his >_< sowwows. -TITUS. ^-^ A reason x3 mighty, :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >_< effectuaw; -^-^ A pattewn, precedent, ÚwÚ and lively :33 wawwant -For uWu me, UwU most wretched, to x3 pewfowm x3 the >_> wike. -^w^ Die, >_> die, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ shame with ÚwÚ thee; [He :33 kiwws :3 hew] -xDD And with >w< thy ^-^ shame >w< thy father's sorrow ^-^ die! -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What x3 hast xDD thou :33 donye, unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ unkind? -TITUS. OwO Kiww'd her fow ÚwÚ whom x3 my tears uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me bwind. -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^.^ woefuw >_< as >w< Viwginyius UwU was, -xDD And uWu have :3 a thousand times ^.^ mowe cause than ^.^ he -;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this OwO outwage; ÚwÚ and >w< it nyow >_> is ^-^ donye. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. What, UwU was ^.^ she ravish'd? Teww who uWu did x3 the UwU deed. -TITUS. Will't uWu pwease xDD you UwU eat? Will't uWu pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess feed? -TAMORA. Why x3 hast xDD thou :3 swain ^.^ thinye >w< onwy daughter >_< thus? -TITUS. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 I; uWu 'twas xDD Chiwon ÚwÚ and :33 Demetwius. -^-^ They UwU wavish'd hew, ÚwÚ and :3 cut OwO away her tongue; -xDD And >w< they, uWu 'twas >w< they, :3 that uWu did her aww ÚwÚ this wrong. -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Go, :3 fetch them ÚwÚ hithew to >_> us presently. -TITUS. Why, there ;;w;; they awe, both >_> baked uWu in ÚwÚ this ^-^ pie, -:3 Wheweof uWu theiw mothew :33 daintiwy hath >_> fed, -^-^ Eating x3 the >w< fwesh :3 that ^.^ she herself hath bred. -'Tis ^-^ twue, UwU 'tis >_> twue: >_> witnyess x3 my knyife's ^-^ shawp point. -[He >_> stabs x3 the EMPRESS] -^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Die, frantic :3 wwetch, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ accuwsed >w< deed! -[He >_> stabs ÚwÚ TITUS] -WUCIUS. UwU Can x3 the ÚwÚ son's ^w^ eye behowd :33 his >w< fathew ^w^ bweed? ->_> Thewe's >_> meed fow ÚwÚ meed, :33 death fow :3 a deadwy UwU deed. -[He >_> stabs ^.^ SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ A great tumult. LUCIUS, -MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw ^w^ fwiends OwO go x3 up x3 into x3 the :33 bawcony] -OwO MAWCUS. >_> You sad-fac'd men, OwO peopwe ÚwÚ and xDD sons of ^w^ Wome, -^-^ By UwU upwoaws sever'd, >_< as :3 a :33 fwight of fowl -Scatter'd ^.^ by >_< winds ÚwÚ and xDD high xDD tempestuous gusts? ->_< O, wet ;;w;; me >_< teach xDD you >w< how to >w< knyit again -This x3 scattewed corn x3 into one ^-^ mutuaw sheaf, -;;w;; These xDD bwoken x3 wimbs again x3 into one >w< body; -Lest ÚwÚ Wome herself be >_> banye >w< unto herself, -xDD And ^.^ she ÚwÚ whom ^-^ mighty OwO kingdoms :3 cuwtsy ^.^ to, -Wike :3 a ^.^ fowwown ÚwÚ and despewate castaway, -Do >_> shamefuw :33 execution on hewsewf. -OwO But >_> if x3 my fwosty signs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chaps of age, -Gwave :3 witnyesses of true xDD expewience, -UwU Cannyot xDD induce xDD you to >_< attend x3 my wowds, -:33 [To ^.^ Wucius] ÚwÚ Speak, OwO Wome's uWu deaw fwiend, >_< as erst UwU ouw ancestow, -x3 When with :33 his solemn >_> tongue ^.^ he uWu did uWu discouwse -;;w;; To :3 wuv-sick Dido's >_> sad :33 attending ear -uWu The ^-^ stowy of :3 that xDD bawefuw ^.^ buwnying night, -x3 When >_> subtwe Gweeks suwpwis'd ^w^ King ^w^ Pwiam's >_> Twoy. -Teww >_> us >_> what Sinyon hath bewitch'd UwU ouw ;;w;; eaws, -:33 Ow who hath ^.^ bwought x3 the uWu fataw ;;w;; enginye uWu in -:33 That ;;w;; gives UwU ouw Troy, UwU ouw ^w^ Wome, x3 the ÚwÚ civiw wound. -OwO My >_< heawt >_> is nyot compact of OwO fwint nor steel; -x3 Nyow ^.^ can UwU I :33 uttew aww UwU ouw UwU bittew gwief, -OwO But xDD fwoods of tears xDD wiww x3 dwown x3 my oratory -xDD And bweak x3 my >_< utt'wance, even uWu in x3 the time -x3 When >w< it >_> shouwd move OwO ye to >_< attend ;;w;; me :3 most, -xDD And force xDD you to >_> commisewation. ->_> Hewe's OwO Wome's xDD young xDD Captain, wet ^.^ him tell x3 the tale; -While UwU I stand ^.^ by ÚwÚ and xDD weep to hear ^.^ him >_< speak. -WUCIUS. Then, >_> gwacious UwU auditowy, be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to xDD you -:33 That xDD Chiwon ÚwÚ and x3 the damn'd >_< Demetwius -^.^ Wewe ;;w;; they :3 that ^-^ muwd'wed UwU ouw uWu Empewow's bwothew; -xDD And ;;w;; they >w< it :3 wewe :3 that >w< wavished UwU ouw sister. -For uWu theiw UwU feww :33 fauwts UwU ouw bwothews :3 wewe beheaded, -Our father's tears ^.^ despis'd, ÚwÚ and xDD basewy OwO cozen'd -Of :3 that true uWu hand :3 that ÚwÚ fought OwO Wome's ^-^ quawwew x3 out -xDD And sent her >_< enyemies >w< unto x3 the x3 gwave. -Lastly, mysewf unkindly :33 banyished, -uWu The :3 gates shut on uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> tuwn'd weeping ^.^ out, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ beg relief ^-^ among OwO Wome's enyemies; -Who >w< dwown'd uWu theiw >_< enmity uWu in x3 my true ^-^ teaws, -xDD And ^-^ op'd uWu theiw :3 awms to >_< embwace ;;w;; me >_< as :3 a :3 fwiend. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the turned ^-^ fowth, be >w< it ÚwÚ knyown to UwU you, -:33 That uWu have preserv'd her ÚwÚ wewfawe uWu in x3 my :3 bwood -xDD And from her ^w^ bosom >_> took x3 the ÚwÚ enyemy's UwU point, -Sheathing x3 the steew uWu in x3 my OwO advent'wous body. -^-^ Awas! xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am nyo ÚwÚ vauntew, x3 I; -OwO My xDD scaws ^.^ can ^.^ witnyess, UwU dumb awthough ;;w;; they awe, -:33 That x3 my wepowt >_> is >w< just ÚwÚ and full of truth. -But, xDD soft! uWu methinks UwU I UwU do ^w^ digwess ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, -Citing x3 my :33 wowthwess ;;w;; pwaise. >_< O, UwU pawdon me! -For when nyo ^w^ fwiends OwO awe UwU by, ;;w;; men praise x3 themsewves. -OwO MAWCUS. Now >_> is x3 my turn to >_< speak. ÚwÚ Behowd x3 the :33 chiwd. ->_< [Pointing to x3 the :33 CHIWD uWu in >w< an >_> attendant's awms] -Of ÚwÚ this UwU was Tamora dewivewed, -uWu The x3 issue of >w< an xDD iwwewigious uWu Moow, -:33 Chief OwO awchitect ÚwÚ and >w< pwottew of these ^w^ woes. -uWu The viwwain >_> is ^.^ awive uWu in Titus' house, ->_< Damn'd >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, to >_> witnyess ÚwÚ this >_> is true. -Now OwO judge >_> what cause xDD had Titus to xDD wevenge -;;w;; These >_< wwongs ^.^ unspeakabwe, x3 past patience, -:33 Ow ^.^ mowe than xDD any UwU wiving x3 man couwd bear. -Now uWu have xDD you heard x3 the twuth: >_> what >_> say UwU you, xDD Womans? -:3 Have ^.^ we donye ^.^ aught xDD amiss, x3 show >_> us wherein, -^.^ And, from x3 the :33 pwace :3 whewe xDD you behowd >_> us OwO pweading, -uWu The poor ^.^ wemaindew of Andronici -^.^ Wiww, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, aww OwO headwong >_< huww ;;w;; ouwsewves, -xDD And on x3 the ^-^ wagged ^.^ stonyes xDD beat fowth UwU ouw souws, -xDD And >_< make :3 a ^-^ mutuaw cwosuwe of UwU ouw ÚwÚ house. -ÚwÚ Speak, uWu Womans, speak; ÚwÚ and >_> if xDD you >_> say ^.^ we UwU shaww, -Lo, uWu hand uWu in uWu hand, ^.^ Wucius ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww UwU faww. -;;w;; AEMIWIUS. ^.^ Come, come, xDD thou reverend x3 man of ^w^ Wome, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing UwU ouw >_> Empewow gently uWu in >w< thy uWu hand, -^.^ Wucius UwU ouw OwO Empewow; fow weww UwU I ^.^ knyow -uWu The ^w^ common uWu voice UwU do cwy >w< it UwU shaww be :3 so. -uWu AWW. ^w^ Wucius, aww hail, OwO Wome's royal >w< Empewow! -OwO MAWCUS. ^w^ Go, OwO go x3 into ;;w;; owd Titus' :33 sowwowfuw house, -xDD And ÚwÚ hithew UwU hawe :3 that misbewieving Moor -;;w;; To be ^w^ adjudg'd x3 some ^.^ diwefuw ^-^ swaught'wing UwU death, -;;w;; As UwU punyishment fow :33 his UwU most wicked life. Exeunt x3 some -^w^ attendants. LUCIUS, MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; othews descend -uWu AWW. ^w^ Wucius, aww hail, OwO Wome's >_> gwacious ;;w;; guvwnyow! -WUCIUS. >_< Thanks, ^-^ gentwe Romans! ^-^ May UwU I >_< guvwn UwU so -;;w;; To heal OwO Wome's :33 hawms ÚwÚ and xDD wipe OwO away her woe! -But, ^-^ gentwe >_> peopwe, UwU give ;;w;; me aim awhiwe, -For ÚwÚ nyatuwe puts ;;w;; me to :3 a x3 heavy uWu task. -;;w;; Stand aww awoof; but, uWu uncwe, dwaw xDD you nyeaw -;;w;; To x3 shed ^.^ obsequious tears ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ twunk. ->_< O, OwO take ÚwÚ this wawm :3 kiss on >w< thy pawe UwU cowd x3 wips. ^.^ [Kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] -;;w;; These :33 sowwowfuw ^.^ dwops ;;w;; upon >w< thy blood-stain'd >w< face, -uWu The >w< wast true >_> duties of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ son! -OwO MAWCUS. >w< Teaw fow teaw ÚwÚ and >w< woving :3 kiss fow :3 kiss -x3 Thy ÚwÚ bwothew x3 Mawcus :33 tendews on >w< thy x3 wips. ->_< O, :3 wewe x3 the >w< sum of these :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd x3 pay -Countwess ÚwÚ and infinite, yet ^.^ wouwd UwU I x3 pay >w< them! -WUCIUS. :3 Come hithew, ^.^ boy; come, come, come, ÚwÚ and :3 weawn of >_> us -;;w;; To :3 mewt uWu in UwU showews. x3 Thy >_> gwandsiwe :3 wov'd uWu thee well; -xDD Many :3 a time ^.^ he UwU danc'd uWu thee on :33 his OwO knyee, ->w< Sung uWu thee ^-^ asweep, :33 his >w< woving breast >w< thy :3 piwwow; -xDD Many :3 a ^-^ stowy hath ^.^ he told to ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And bid uWu thee UwU beaw :33 his OwO pwetty ;;w;; tawes uWu in ^-^ mind -xDD And tawk of them when ^.^ he UwU was >_< dead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gonye. -OwO MAWCUS. How UwU many thousand times hath these poor :3 wips, -x3 When ;;w;; they :3 wewe >w< wiving, x3 wawm'd x3 themsewves on thine! ->_< O, now, x3 sweet ^-^ boy, UwU give them uWu theiw ^-^ watest >_< kiss! -x3 Bid ^.^ him faweweww; :3 commit ^.^ him to x3 the >w< gwave; -Do them :3 that kindnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO take OwO weave of OwO them. -BOY. x3 O xDD gwandsiwe, >_> gwandsiwe! ev'n with aww x3 my >_< heawt -Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< dead, UwU so xDD you uWu did ^w^ wive x3 again! -x3 O Wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak to ^.^ him fow weeping; -OwO My tears xDD wiww >_< choke uWu me, >_> if UwU I ^w^ ope x3 my xDD mouth. - -^.^ We-entew ^.^ attendants with ^-^ AAWON - -^-^ A WOMAN. >_> You >_> sad ^w^ Andwonyici, uWu have donye with ÚwÚ woes; -Give :33 sentence on x3 the ^w^ execwabwe uWu wwetch -:33 That hath :33 been xDD bweedew of these xDD diwe events. -WUCIUS. Set ^.^ him :33 bweast-deep uWu in earth, ÚwÚ and :33 famish him; ->_> Thewe wet ^.^ him stand ÚwÚ and x3 wave ÚwÚ and cwy fow x3 food. -;;w;; If xDD any one ÚwÚ wewieves ow >_> pities :3 him, -For x3 the offence ^.^ he OwO dies. This >_> is UwU ouw doom. -;;w;; Some xDD stay to >_> see ^.^ him fast'ned uWu in x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -^.^ AAWON. xDD Ah, >w< why >_> shouwd >_> wwath be >w< mute ÚwÚ and UwU fuwy UwU dumb? -UwU I ^w^ am nyo >_< baby, I, :3 that with UwU base >_< pwayews -UwU I >_> shouwd wepent x3 the ;;w;; eviws UwU I uWu have donye; -uWu Ten thousand xDD wowse than OwO evew yet UwU I uWu did -Wouwd UwU I xDD pewfowm, >_> if UwU I ^w^ might uWu have x3 my :33 wiww. -;;w;; If one ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed uWu in aww x3 my >w< wife UwU I ^-^ did, -UwU I UwU do wepent >w< it from x3 my xDD vewy ^-^ souw. -WUCIUS. ;;w;; Some >w< woving ^w^ fwiends :33 convey x3 the >_> Empewow hence, -xDD And UwU give ^.^ him >w< buwiaw uWu in :33 his father's x3 gwave. -OwO My >w< fathew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wavinyia UwU shaww ÚwÚ fowthwith -^w^ Be OwO cwosed uWu in UwU ouw household's uWu monyument. -;;w;; As fow :3 that ^-^ wavenyous tigew, :33 Tamowa, -No ;;w;; funyewaw wite, nor x3 man uWu in >w< mouwnying OwO weed, -No ^-^ mouwnfuw beww UwU shaww OwO wing her :3 buwiaw; -OwO But ^-^ thwow her fowth to x3 beasts ÚwÚ and xDD biwds to pwey. -:3 Hew >w< wife UwU was OwO beastwy ÚwÚ and :33 devoid of pity, -xDD And ^.^ being >_< dead, wet xDD biwds on her OwO take >_> pity. Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -;;w;; 1602 - -^-^ THE >_> HISTOWY ÚwÚ OF ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ;;w;; AND :3 CWESSIDA - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -PWIAM, ^w^ King of Twoy - -ÚwÚ His ÚwÚ sons: ->_< HECTOW -ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ->w< PAWIS ->_> DEIPHOBUS -HELENUS - ->_< MAWGAWEWON, :3 a ^.^ bastawd >_< son of ^.^ Pwiam - ->w< Twojan commanders: -AENEAS -ANTENOR - -^w^ CAWCHAS, :3 a >w< Twojan ;;w;; pwiest, :3 taking ÚwÚ pawt with x3 the Gweeks -:3 PANDAWUS, :33 uncwe to x3 Cwessida -^.^ AGAMEMNyON, x3 the Gweek general ->_> MENyEWAUS, :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew - -Gweek commanders: -UwU ACHIWWES -AJAX -ULYSSES -:3 NyESTOW -x3 DIOMEDES -UwU PATWOCWUS - -THERSITES, :3 a >_< defowmed ÚwÚ and scuwwiwous Gweek -^w^ AWEXANDEW, xDD sewvant to x3 Cwessida -SEWVANT to Twoiwus -SEWVANT to Paris -SEWVANT to ;;w;; Diomedes - -x3 HEWEN, >w< wife to uWu Menyewaus -ANDWOMACHE, >w< wife to >_> Hectow -CASSANDWA, daughter to ^w^ Pwiam, :3 a x3 pwophetess -^w^ CWESSIDA, daughter to Calchas - ->w< Twojan ÚwÚ and Gweek Soldiers, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants - -SCENE: -Twoy ÚwÚ and x3 the Gweek ÚwÚ camp >w< befowe >w< it - -PROLOGUE -ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ;;w;; AND :3 CWESSIDA -PROLOGUE - -^w^ In Troy, there wies x3 the ;;w;; scenye. Fwom isles of >w< Gweece -uWu The pwinces >_< owgiwwous, uWu theiw xDD high :3 bwood ^.^ chaf'd, -:3 Have to x3 the ^.^ powt of ^.^ Athens sent uWu theiw ÚwÚ ships -uWu Fwaught with x3 the ministers ÚwÚ and instwuments -Of UwU cwuew waw. ÚwÚ Sixty ÚwÚ and >w< nyinye :3 that ÚwÚ wowe -^-^ Theiw ;;w;; cwownyets xDD wegaw from x3 th' xDD Athenyian ^w^ bay ->_> Put fowth toward Phwygia; ÚwÚ and uWu theiw vow >_> is UwU made -;;w;; To >_> wansack Troy, within x3 whose >w< stwong immuwes -uWu The UwU wavish'd Hewen, uWu Menyewaus' queen, -With >_< wanton Paris sleeps-and ^w^ that's x3 the ÚwÚ quawwew. -;;w;; To Tenyedos ;;w;; they come, -xDD And x3 the >_< deep-dwawing barks UwU do there disgowge -^-^ Theiw >_< waw-wike fwaughtage. Now on ;;w;; Dawdan UwU pwains -uWu The >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and yet unbruised Gweeks UwU do ^w^ pitch -^-^ Theiw >_< bwave :3 paviwions: ^w^ Pwiam's >w< six-gated city, -x3 Dawdan, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Tymbwia, Helias, :33 Chetas, Twoien, -xDD And ^.^ Antenyowides, with ;;w;; massy ^.^ stapwes -xDD And corresponsive ÚwÚ and fulfilling UwU bowts, -^w^ Speww x3 up x3 the xDD sons of >_> Twoy. -Now ;;w;; expectation, >_> tickwing ^.^ skittish ;;w;; spiwits -On one ÚwÚ and othew side, ÚwÚ Twoyan ÚwÚ and Greek, -^.^ Sets aww on :3 hazawd-and ÚwÚ hithew ^w^ am UwU I come -^-^ A Prologue arm'd, >_> but nyot uWu in :3 confidence -Of authow's OwO pen ow actor's voice, >_> but ^-^ suited -^w^ In ^.^ wike :33 conditions >_< as UwU ouw :33 awgument, -;;w;; To tell UwU you, >w< faiw beholders, :3 that UwU ouw :33 pway -;;w;; Weaps ^-^ o'ew x3 the :33 vaunt ÚwÚ and >w< fiwstwings of UwU those bwoiws, ->_< Beginnying uWu in x3 the middle; :33 stawting thence away, -;;w;; To >_> what OwO may be digested uWu in :3 a play. -Wike ow find fauwt; UwU do >_< as x3 youw >_< pweasuwes >_< awe; -Now ÚwÚ good ow ÚwÚ bad, UwU 'tis >_> but x3 the chance of waw. - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE :3 1. ->_> Twoy. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS :33 awmed, ÚwÚ and uWu PANDAWUS - ->_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Caww OwO hewe x3 my xDD vawwet; I'll :33 unyawm ;;w;; again. -Why >_> shouwd UwU I >w< waw ^-^ without x3 the OwO wawws of Twoy -:33 That find xDD such UwU cwuew ÚwÚ battwe OwO hewe :33 within? -x3 Each ÚwÚ Twoyan :3 that >_> is >_< mastew of :33 his uWu heawt, -Let ^.^ him to :3 fiewd; ^.^ Twoiwus, :3 awas, hath >_< nyonye! -PANDARUS. Will ÚwÚ this geaw ^w^ nye'ew be :3 mended? ->_> TWOIWUS. uWu The Gweeks OwO awe :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >_< skiwfuw to uWu theiw >_< stwength, -Fiewce to uWu theiw ^-^ skiww, ÚwÚ and to uWu theiw >_< fiewcenyess valiant; -OwO But UwU I ^w^ am weaker than :3 a xDD woman's tear, -^.^ Tamew than sweep, UwU fondew than ignorance, -Wess uWu vawiant than x3 the ;;w;; viwgin uWu in x3 the night, -xDD And :33 skiwwess >_< as UwU unpwactis'd >_< infancy. -PANDARUS. xDD Weww, UwU I uWu have told xDD you enough of >_< this; fow x3 my >_> pawt, -I'll nyot UwU meddwe nor >_< make nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. >w< He :3 that xDD wiww uWu have :3 a cake -x3 out of x3 the OwO wheat ^w^ must >_< nyeeds ^.^ tawwy x3 the ^.^ gwinding. ->_> TWOIWUS. :3 Have UwU I nyot OwO tawwied? -PANDARUS. Ay, x3 the gwinding; >_> but xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ tawwy x3 the ^w^ bowting. ->_> TWOIWUS. :3 Have UwU I nyot OwO tawwied? -PANDARUS. Ay, x3 the ^w^ bowting; >_> but xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ tawwy x3 the x3 weavenying. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU Stiww uWu have UwU I >w< tawwied. -PANDARUS. Ay, to x3 the leavening; >_> but hewe's yet uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wowd -'hereafter' x3 the knyeading, x3 the x3 making of x3 the ÚwÚ cake, x3 the x3 heating -of x3 the oven, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ baking; x3 nyay, xDD you ^w^ must xDD stay x3 the coowing :3 too, -ow xDD you OwO may chance to buwn x3 youw x3 wips. ->_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Patience herself, >_> what ÚwÚ goddess ;;w;; e'ew ^.^ she be, -^-^ Doth wessew UwU bwench uWu at suff'wance than UwU I xDD do. -At ^w^ Pwiam's royal tabwe UwU do UwU I ^.^ sit; -xDD And when >w< faiw ^w^ Cwessid x3 comes x3 into x3 my >_< thoughts- -So, traitor, xDD then ^.^ she x3 comes when ^.^ she >_> is ^w^ thence. -PANDARUS. xDD Weww, ^.^ she >_> wook'd yesternight fairer than OwO evew UwU I saw her -look, ow xDD any OwO woman ewse. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I UwU was about to tell >_< thee: when x3 my uWu heawt, -;;w;; As x3 wedged with :3 a uWu sigh, ^.^ wouwd ^w^ wive uWu in twain, -Lest >_> Hectow ow x3 my >w< fathew >_> shouwd >_> pewceive uWu me, -UwU I have, >_< as when x3 the sun xDD doth >w< wight :3 a stowm, -Buried ÚwÚ this x3 sigh uWu in wrinkle of :3 a smile. -OwO But sorrow :3 that >_> is ^w^ couch'd uWu in ÚwÚ seeming UwU gwadnyess -Is ^.^ wike :3 that >_< miwth fate tuwns to ^.^ sudden sadness. -PANDARUS. ^-^ An her >_< haiw :3 wewe nyot >_< somewhat dawkew than ÚwÚ Hewen's- weww, -OwO go xDD to- there :3 wewe nyo ^.^ mowe compawison ^-^ between x3 the ^w^ women. But, fow -x3 my >_> pawt, ^.^ she >_> is x3 my ^.^ kinswoman; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> nyot, >_< as ;;w;; they term :33 it, -praise hew, >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ somebody xDD had heard her tawk ^.^ yestewday, >_< as -UwU I ^.^ did. UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO dispwaise x3 youw :3 sistew Cassandra's >_> wit; ÚwÚ but- ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O Pandawus! UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, xDD Pandawus- -x3 When UwU I UwU do tell uWu thee there x3 my hopes >_< wie dwown'd, -Reply nyot uWu in >w< how UwU many ;;w;; fathoms >_> deep -^-^ They >_< wie indrench'd. UwU I tell uWu thee UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ mad -^w^ In Cwessid's love. ^.^ Thou answew'st ^w^ 'She >_> is >_< faiw'- -Pourest uWu in x3 the open ulcer of x3 my ÚwÚ heawt- -:3 Hew ^w^ eyes, her hair, her OwO cheek, her gait, her voice, -:33 Handwest uWu in >w< thy discourse. >_< O, :3 that her uWu hand, -^w^ In x3 whose compawison aww whites OwO awe ink -OwO Wwiting uWu theiw UwU own ^w^ wepwoach; to x3 whose soft seizure -uWu The xDD cygnyet's down >_> is harsh, ÚwÚ and ^w^ spiwit of sense -ÚwÚ Hawd >_< as x3 the ^.^ pawm of pwoughman! This xDD thou ^.^ teww'st uWu me, -;;w;; As true xDD thou ^.^ teww'st uWu me, when UwU I >_> say UwU I wuv >w< hew; -But, :3 saying thus, ^w^ instead of oiw ÚwÚ and balm, -^.^ Thou ^.^ way'st uWu in every gash :3 that wuv hath UwU given ;;w;; me -uWu The knyife :3 that UwU made :3 it. -PANDARUS. UwU I speak nyo ^.^ mowe than truth. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Thou dost nyot speak UwU so :33 much. -PANDARUS. Faith, I'll nyot UwU meddwe uWu in :3 it. Let her be >_< as ^.^ she ^w^ is: >_> if -^.^ she be faiw, UwU 'tis x3 the xDD bettew fow >w< hew; >w< an ^.^ she be >_> nyot, ^.^ she >_> has x3 the -uWu mends uWu in her UwU own ^w^ hands. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ Good Pandawus! How now, Pandawus! -PANDARUS. UwU I uWu have xDD had x3 my labour fow x3 my >_> twavaiw, :33 iww xDD thought on of -her ÚwÚ and :33 iww xDD thought on of uWu you; >_> gonye ^-^ between ÚwÚ and >_> between, >_> but -UwU smaww thanks fow x3 my uWu wabouw. ->_> TWOIWUS. What, awt xDD thou ;;w;; angwy, ;;w;; Pandawus? What, with me? -PANDARUS. >_< Because ^w^ she's ^-^ kin to uWu me, >_< thewefowe ^w^ she's nyot UwU so >w< faiw >_< as ->_< Hewen. ^-^ An ^.^ she :3 wewe nyot ^-^ kin to uWu me, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd be >_< as >w< faiw :3 a ^.^ Fwiday ->_< as :33 Hewen >_> is on OwO Sunday. OwO But >_> what :3 cawe >_< I? UwU I :3 cawe nyot >w< an ^.^ she :3 wewe :3 a -blackamoor; UwU 'tis aww one to x3 me. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 Say UwU I ^.^ she >_> is nyot uWu faiw? -PANDARUS. UwU I UwU do nyot :3 cawe >w< whethew xDD you UwU do ow >w< nyo. >_> She's :3 a >w< foow to xDD stay -x3 behind her :33 fathew. Let her to x3 the Greeks; ÚwÚ and UwU so I'll tell her -x3 the :3 nyext time UwU I >_> see her. For x3 my >_> pawt, I'll UwU meddwe nor >_< make nyo -^.^ mowe :33 i' x3 th' :3 mattew. ->_> TWOIWUS. Pandawus! -PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. ->_> TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Sweet Pandawus! -PANDARUS. >_> Pway UwU you, speak nyo ^.^ mowe to ;;w;; me: UwU I xDD wiww OwO weave aww ->_< as UwU I >_> found :33 it, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. ÚwÚ Exit. Sound OwO awawum ->_> TWOIWUS. uWu Peace, xDD you >_< ungwacious clamours! uWu Peace, wude x3 sounds! -^w^ Foows on both uWu sides! :33 Hewen ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be faiw, -x3 When with x3 youw :3 bwood xDD you x3 daiwy OwO paint her OwO thus. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >w< fight ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this >_< awgument; -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too ^-^ stawv'd :3 a x3 subject fow x3 my ^-^ swowd. -OwO But OwO Pandawus-O uWu gods, >w< how UwU do xDD you pwague me! -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot come to ^w^ Cwessid >_> but ^.^ by >w< Pandaw; -xDD And uWu he's >_< as >w< tetchy to be woo'd to ^.^ woo -;;w;; As ^.^ she >_> is >w< stubbown-chaste OwO against aww OwO suit. -Teww uWu me, Apollo, fow >w< thy Daphne's xDD wuv, ->_> What ^w^ Cwessid ;;w;; is, >_> what Pandar, ÚwÚ and >_> what uWu we? -:3 Hew x3 bed >_> is >_< India; there ^.^ she lies, :3 a pearl; -Between UwU ouw ^.^ Iwium ÚwÚ and :3 whewe ^.^ she UwU wesides -Let >w< it be ^w^ caww'd x3 the >w< wiwd ÚwÚ and >w< wand'wing flood; -xDD Ouwsewf x3 the OwO mewchant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this saiwing :3 Pandaw -Our ^.^ doubtfuw hope, UwU ouw convoy, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw bark. - -;;w;; Awawum. Entew AENEAS - -AENEAS. How now, Prince Troilus! ÚwÚ Whewefowe nyot UwU afiewd? ->_> TWOIWUS. >_< Because nyot :33 thewe. This xDD woman's answew sowts, -For >_> womanyish >w< it >_> is to be from ^w^ thence. ->_> What news, UwU Aenyeas, from x3 the field >w< to-day? -AENEAS. :33 That Paris >_> is wetuwnyed ^.^ home, ÚwÚ and x3 huwt. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ By :33 whom, Aeneas? -AENEAS. ^.^ Twoiwus, ^.^ by >w< Menyewaus. ->_> TWOIWUS. Let Paris bleed: UwU 'tis >_> but :3 a ^-^ scaw to scorn; -Paris >_> is uWu gow'd with uWu Menyewaus' horn. [Awawum] -AENEAS. ^.^ Hawk >_> what ÚwÚ good spowt >_> is x3 out of :33 town to-day! ->_> TWOIWUS. uWu Bettew uWu at ^.^ home, >_> if >w< 'wouwd UwU I :3 might' :3 wewe ^w^ 'may.' -OwO But to x3 the spowt abroad. ^w^ Awe xDD you bound x3 thithew? -AENEAS. ^w^ In aww UwU swift ^.^ haste. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, OwO go ^.^ we xDD then together. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. ->_> Twoy. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew :3 CWESSIDA ÚwÚ and her x3 man ALEXANDER - -^.^ CWESSIDA. Who :3 wewe UwU those OwO went by? -xDD AWEXANDEW. xDD Queen Hecuba ÚwÚ and >_< Hewen. -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And :33 whithew OwO go >w< they? -xDD AWEXANDEW. Up to x3 the eastern tower, ->_< Whose height ;;w;; commands >_< as x3 subject aww x3 the :3 vawe, -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the ^.^ battwe. Hectow, x3 whose uWu patience -Is >_< as :3 a viwtue OwO fix'd, ^w^ to-day UwU was ;;w;; mov'd. ->w< He ;;w;; chid :3 Andwomache, ÚwÚ and >w< stwuck :33 his x3 awmouwew; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike >_< as there :3 wewe x3 husbandwy uWu in waw, -^.^ Befowe x3 the sun wose ^.^ he UwU was ;;w;; hawnyess'd wight, -xDD And to x3 the field xDD goes he; :3 whewe every fwowew -Did >_< as :3 a :33 pwophet xDD weep >_> what >w< it uWu fowesaw -^w^ In :33 Hectow's wrath. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> What UwU was :33 his cause of angew? -xDD AWEXANDEW. uWu The noise :33 goes, :33 this: there >_> is ^-^ among x3 the Gweeks -^-^ A ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ Twoyan bwood, nephew to Hectow; -^-^ They caww ^.^ him UwU Ajax. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Good; ÚwÚ and >_> what of him? -xDD AWEXANDEW. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he >_> is :3 a xDD vewy x3 man x3 pew se, -xDD And >w< stands >_< awonye. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So UwU do aww men, ^w^ unwess ;;w;; they OwO awe dwunk, :33 sick, ow uWu have nyo -wegs. -xDD AWEXANDEW. This ^w^ man, UwU wady, hath wobb'd UwU many x3 beasts of uWu theiw -xDD pawticuwaw uWu additions: ^.^ he >_> is >_< as uWu vawiant >_< as :3 a wion, churlish >_< as x3 the ->_> beaw, slow >_< as x3 the ^-^ ewephant-a x3 man x3 into ÚwÚ whom ÚwÚ nyatuwe hath UwU so crowded -humours :3 that :33 his valour >_> is ^w^ cwush'd x3 into >_> fowwy, :33 his >w< fowwy :33 sauced -with discwetion. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo x3 man hath :3 a viwtue :3 that ^.^ he hath nyot :3 a -glimpse :33 of, nor xDD any x3 man >w< an attaint >_> but ^.^ he xDD cawwies x3 some stain of -uWu it; ^.^ he >_> is ^-^ mewanchowy ^-^ without cause ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy OwO against x3 the ^-^ haiw; ^.^ he -hath x3 the xDD joints of every >_> thing; >_> but evewything UwU so x3 out of UwU joint -:3 that ^.^ he >_> is :3 a uWu gouty :33 Bwiaweus, UwU many ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ use, ow xDD puwbwind -^.^ Awgus, aww eyes ÚwÚ and nyo :33 sight. -^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO But >w< how >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, :3 that x3 makes ;;w;; me :33 smiwe, >_< make >_> Hectow -^.^ angwy? -xDD AWEXANDEW. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he ;;w;; yestewday cop'd >_> Hectow uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ battwe ÚwÚ and ->w< stwuck ^.^ him ;;w;; down, x3 the ^-^ disdain ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame xDD wheweof hath OwO evew xDD since -:33 kept >_> Hectow ;;w;; fasting ÚwÚ and xDD waking. - -Entew uWu PANDAWUS - -^.^ CWESSIDA. Who x3 comes hewe? -xDD AWEXANDEW. uWu Madam, x3 youw :33 uncwe Pandarus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 Hectow's :3 a OwO gawwant man. -xDD AWEXANDEW. ;;w;; As OwO may be uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> wady. -PANDARUS. x3 What's ^-^ that? x3 What's ^-^ that? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good morrow, :33 uncwe Pandarus. -PANDARUS. ^-^ Good morrow, xDD cousin Cressid. >_> What UwU do xDD you tawk ;;w;; of?- ^-^ Good -morrow, Awexandew.-How UwU do UwU you, cousin? x3 When :3 wewe xDD you uWu at uWu Iwium? -^.^ CWESSIDA. This UwU mownying, uncle. -PANDARUS. >_> What :3 wewe xDD you :33 tawking of when UwU I came? Was >_> Hectow awm'd -ÚwÚ and >_> gonye ere xDD you ^-^ came to uWu Iwium? :33 Hewen UwU was nyot up, UwU was >_< she? -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Hectow UwU was xDD gonye; >_> but :33 Hewen UwU was nyot :33 up. -PANDARUS. E'en :3 so. >_> Hectow UwU was stirring >_> eawwy. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 That :3 wewe ^.^ we :33 tawking :33 of, ÚwÚ and of :33 his OwO angew. -PANDARUS. Was ^.^ he ^.^ angwy? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he ;;w;; says hewe. -PANDARUS. >_< Twue, ^.^ he UwU was so; UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the cause :3 too; he'ww uWu way about -^.^ him today, UwU I ^.^ can tell them x3 that. xDD And there's Twoiwus xDD wiww nyot -come uWu faw x3 behind him; wet them OwO take :3 heed of ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ^.^ can tell -them :3 that UwU too. -^.^ CWESSIDA. What, >_> is ^.^ he angry xDD too? -PANDARUS. UwU Who, Troilus? Twoiwus >_> is x3 the xDD bettew x3 man of x3 the UwU two. -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O Jupiter! there's nyo comparison. -PANDARUS. What, nyot ^-^ between Twoiwus ÚwÚ and Hector? Do xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 a x3 man ->_> if xDD you >_> see him? -^.^ CWESSIDA. Ay, >_> if UwU I OwO evew saw ^.^ him >w< befowe ÚwÚ and UwU knyew ^.^ him. -PANDARUS. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> say Twoiwus >_> is x3 Twoiwus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Then xDD you >_> say >_< as UwU I say, fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ he >_> is nyot ^-^ Hectow. -PANDARUS. :3 Nyo, nor >_> Hectow >_> is nyot Twoiwus uWu in x3 some degrees. -^.^ CWESSIDA. 'Tis >w< just to >_< each of ^w^ them: ^.^ he >_> is himself. -PANDARUS. ^-^ Himsewf! ÚwÚ Awas, poor Troilus! UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he were! -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he >w< is. -PANDARUS. >_< Condition UwU I xDD had >_> gonye barefoot to UwU India. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< He >_> is nyot ^-^ Hectow. -PANDARUS. ^-^ Himsewf! no, uWu he's nyot himself. Wouwd xDD 'a :3 wewe >_< himsewf! -xDD Weww, x3 the gods OwO awe above; time ^w^ must :33 fwiend ow OwO end. xDD Weww, ^.^ Twoiwus, -OwO weww! UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my >_< heawt :3 wewe uWu in her :3 body! :3 Nyo, >_> Hectow >_> is nyot :3 a -xDD bettew x3 man than x3 Twoiwus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Excuse x3 me. -PANDARUS. >w< He >_> is x3 ewdew. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, UwU pawdon x3 me. -PANDARUS. xDD Th' ;;w;; othew's nyot come x3 to't; xDD you UwU shaww tell ;;w;; me anyothew xDD tawe -when x3 th' ;;w;; othew's come to't. >_> Hectow UwU shaww nyot uWu have :33 his wit ÚwÚ this -year. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< He UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed >w< it >_> if ^.^ he uWu have :33 his own. -PANDARUS. x3 Nyow :33 his qualities. -^.^ CWESSIDA. No :3 mattew. -PANDARUS. x3 Nyow :33 his beauty. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; 'Twouwd nyot :33 become :33 him: :33 his own's ^-^ bettew. -PANDARUS. YOU uWu have nyo ^.^ judgment, niece. :33 Hewen herself >w< swowe x3 th' -othew day :3 that ^.^ Twoiwus, fow :3 a >_> bwown favour, fow UwU so x3 'tis, UwU I ^w^ must -;;w;; confess- nyot >_> bwown neither- -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Nyo, >_> but ;;w;; bwown. -PANDARUS. Faith, to >_> say truth, >_> bwown ÚwÚ and nyot ;;w;; bwown. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; To >_> say x3 the truth, true ÚwÚ and nyot true. -PANDARUS. :33 She UwU pwais'd :33 his >_< compwexion :33 abuv Paris. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Why, Paris hath colour enyough. -PANDARUS. ^w^ So ^.^ he has. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Then Twoiwus >_> shouwd uWu have ^w^ too :33 much. ;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU pwais'd ^.^ him -xDD abuv, :33 his >_< compwexion >_> is :3 highew than ^w^ his; ^.^ he xDD having colour -UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew xDD highew, >_> is ^w^ too OwO fwaming praise fow :3 a ÚwÚ good -compwexion. UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief Helen's golden >_> tongue xDD had :33 commended -Twoiwus fow :3 a >w< coppew nyose. -PANDARUS. UwU I >_< sweaw to xDD you UwU I think :33 Hewen loves ^.^ him xDD bettew than Paris. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Then ^w^ she's :3 a ^.^ mewwy Gweek indeed. -PANDARUS. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ she does. :33 She ^-^ came to ^.^ him x3 th' othew day -x3 into x3 the ^.^ compass'd ^.^ window-and xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he >_> has nyot x3 past >w< thwee ow -fouw >_< haiws on :33 his uWu chin- -^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 Indeed :3 a tapster's awithmetic OwO may >w< soon ;;w;; bwing :33 his -pawticuwaws thewein to :3 a total. -PANDARUS. Why, ^.^ he >_> is xDD vewy >_> young, ÚwÚ and yet xDD wiww ^.^ he within >w< thwee ;;w;; pound -lift >_< as much >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ bwothew ^-^ Hectow. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Is ^.^ he UwU so xDD young :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ and UwU so ;;w;; owd :3 a >_< wiftew? -PANDARUS. OwO But to ^-^ pwuv to xDD you :3 that :33 Hewen loves :33 him: ^.^ she ^-^ came ÚwÚ and -puts ;;w;; me her ^-^ white uWu hand to :33 his x3 cwuvn uWu chin- -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Junyo uWu have mercy! How ^-^ came >w< it cwuvn? -PANDARUS. Why, xDD you knyow, UwU 'tis dimpwed. UwU I think :33 his x3 smiwing x3 becomes -^.^ him xDD bettew than xDD any x3 man uWu in aww xDD Phwygia. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< O, ^.^ he ^-^ smiwes OwO vawiantwy! -PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he ^w^ nyot? -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O :3 yes, >w< an >w< 'twewe :3 a ;;w;; cwoud uWu in ^-^ autumn! -PANDARUS. Why, OwO go ^.^ to, >w< then! OwO But to ^-^ pwuv to xDD you :3 that :33 Hewen loves -^.^ Twoiwus- -^.^ CWESSIDA. Twoiwus xDD wiww stand to x3 the uWu pwoof, >_> if you'ww ^-^ pwuv >w< it :3 so. -PANDARUS. Troilus! Why, ^.^ he :33 esteems her nyo ^.^ mowe than UwU I >_> esteem >w< an -;;w;; addwe >_> egg. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv >w< an ;;w;; addwe >_> egg >_< as weww >_< as xDD you wuv >w< an idle -head, xDD you ^.^ wouwd eat >w< chickens :33 i' x3 th' shell. -PANDARUS. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but laugh to think >w< how ^.^ she tickwed :33 his -chin. >w< Indeed, ^.^ she >_> has :3 a marvell's ^-^ white uWu hand, UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds -confess. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Without x3 the rack. -PANDARUS. xDD And ^.^ she UwU takes ;;w;; upon her to ^w^ spy :3 a ^-^ white >_< haiw on :33 his chin. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor :3 chin! xDD Many :3 a x3 wawt >_> is wichew. -PANDARUS. OwO But there UwU was xDD such waughing! xDD Queen Hecuba >_< waugh'd :3 that -her eyes wan >_< o'ew. -^.^ CWESSIDA. With miwwstonyes. -PANDARUS. xDD And Cassandwa laugh'd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO But there UwU was :3 a ^.^ mowe ^w^ tempewate fire :33 undew x3 the >_> pot of her -:3 eyes. Did her eyes >w< wun ^-^ o'ew xDD too? -PANDARUS. xDD And >_> Hectow laugh'd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. At >_> what UwU was aww ÚwÚ this xDD waughing? -PANDARUS. OwO Mawwy, uWu at x3 the ^-^ white >_< haiw :3 that :33 Hewen ÚwÚ spied on ;;w;; Twoiwus' -chin. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; An't xDD had :33 been :3 a green >_< haiw UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have >_< waugh'd UwU too. -PANDARUS. ^-^ They >_< waugh'd nyot UwU so much uWu at x3 the >_< haiw >_< as uWu at :33 his OwO pwetty -answer. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> What UwU was :33 his answer? -PANDARUS. Quoth ^.^ she 'Here's >_> but >w< two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty >_< haiws on x3 youw OwO chin, -ÚwÚ and one of them >_> is ^w^ white.' -^.^ CWESSIDA. This >_> is her x3 question. -PANDARUS. >w< That's true; >_< make nyo ;;w;; question of x3 that. 'Two ÚwÚ and :33 fifty ->_< haiws,' quoth ^.^ he OwO 'and one :3 white. :33 That ^-^ white >_< haiw >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, -ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west OwO awe :33 his ÚwÚ sons.' 'Jupitew!' quoth ^.^ she >_> 'which of -these >_< haiws >_> is Paris x3 my ^-^ husband?' 'The forked onye,' quoth xDD he, -'pwuck't x3 out ÚwÚ and UwU give >w< it >_< him.' OwO But there UwU was xDD such waughing! ÚwÚ and -:33 Hewen UwU so x3 bwush'd, ÚwÚ and Paris UwU so :3 chaf'd; ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD west UwU so ->_< waugh'd :3 that >w< it xDD pass'd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So wet >w< it >_< nyow; fow >w< it >_> has :33 been :3 a great OwO whiwe x3 going by. -PANDARUS. xDD Weww, OwO cousin, UwU I told xDD you :3 a ^.^ thing uWu yestewday; think ^.^ on't. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ So UwU I xDD do. -PANDARUS. I'll be sworn UwU 'tis true; ^.^ he xDD wiww xDD weep UwU you, ÚwÚ and >w< 'twewe :3 a -x3 man bown uWu in April. -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And I'll ^-^ spwing x3 up uWu in :33 his ^-^ teaws, >w< an >w< 'twewe :3 a nettle -OwO against UwU May. uWu [Sound :3 a ÚwÚ wetweat] -PANDARUS. :33 Hawk! ;;w;; they OwO awe xDD coming from x3 the >_> fiewd. Shall ^.^ we stand x3 up -OwO hewe ÚwÚ and >_> see them >_< as ;;w;; they pass toward uWu Iwium? ^-^ Good UwU nyiece, UwU do, -x3 sweet uWu nyiece ÚwÚ Cwessida. -^.^ CWESSIDA. At x3 youw pleasure. -PANDARUS. Here, UwU hewe, hewe's >w< an :3 excewwent pwace; OwO hewe ^.^ we OwO may >_> see -UwU most bwavewy. I'll tell xDD you them aww ^.^ by uWu theiw nyames >_< as ;;w;; they pass -;;w;; by; >_> but mark Twoiwus :33 abuv x3 the rest. - -AENEAS ^-^ passes - -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Speak nyot UwU so xDD woud. -PANDARUS. >w< That's ;;w;; Aenyeas. Is nyot :3 that :3 a >_< bwave man? He's one of x3 the -fwowews of Troy, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. OwO But mark Troilus; xDD you UwU shaww >_> see -x3 anyon. - -ANTENOR ^-^ passes - -^.^ CWESSIDA. Who's ^-^ that? -PANDARUS. >w< That's Antenor. >w< He >_> has :3 a shrewd ^w^ wit, UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu you; ÚwÚ and -uWu he's :3 a x3 man ÚwÚ good >_< enyough; uWu he's one ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ soundest ^.^ judgments uWu in -Troy, whosoever, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO pwopew x3 man of person. x3 When x3 comes Troilus? -I'll x3 show xDD you Twoiwus x3 anyon. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> see uWu me, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see ^.^ him nod -uWu at x3 me. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Will ^.^ he UwU give xDD you x3 the >_< nyod? -PANDARUS. >_> You UwU shaww ^-^ see. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; If ^.^ he UwU do, x3 the rich UwU shaww uWu have more. - ->_< HECTOW ^-^ passes - -PANDARUS. >w< That's Hectow, :3 that, :3 that, wook UwU you, :33 that; there's :3 a -xDD fewwow! Go >w< thy :3 way, :33 Hectow! >_> Thewe's :3 a >_< bwave ^w^ man, niece. x3 O >_< bwave -:33 Hectow! Wook >w< how ^.^ he OwO wooks. >_> Thewe's :3 a :3 countenyance! ^-^ Is't nyot :3 a ->_< bwave man? -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< O, :3 a >_< bwave ;;w;; man! -PANDARUS. Is xDD 'a ^w^ nyot? ^.^ It does :3 a :33 man's >_< heawt UwU good. Wook xDD you >_> what -ÚwÚ hacks OwO awe on :33 his UwU hewmet! Wook xDD you :33 yondew, UwU do xDD you see? Wook xDD you -:33 thewe. >_> Thewe's nyo ^w^ jesting; there's >w< waying xDD on; x3 take't x3 off who -:33 wiww, >_< as ;;w;; they :3 say. >_> Thewe be UwU hacks. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Be UwU those with xDD swowds? -PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Swowds! anything, ^.^ he ÚwÚ cawes x3 nyot; >w< an x3 the ^.^ deviw come to :3 him, -x3 it's aww onye. ^-^ By >_> God's ÚwÚ wid, >w< it does one's >_< heawt UwU good. Yondew -x3 comes >_< Pawis, yonder x3 comes Paris. - ->w< PAWIS ^-^ passes - -Wook OwO ye :33 yondew, >_> nyiece; :3 is't nyot :3 a OwO gawwant x3 man :3 too, :3 is't ^w^ nyot? Why, -ÚwÚ this >_> is >_< bwave now. Who uWu said ^.^ he ^-^ came ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ home >w< to-day? He's nyot -x3 huwt. Why, ÚwÚ this xDD wiww UwU do Helen's >_< heawt ÚwÚ good now, :33 ha! Wouwd UwU I couwd ->_> see Twoiwus >_< nyow! >_> You UwU shaww >_> see Twoiwus x3 anyon. - -HELENUS ^-^ passes - -^.^ CWESSIDA. Who's ^-^ that? -PANDARUS. >w< That's xDD Hewenyus. UwU I :3 mawvew :3 whewe Twoiwus >w< is. >w< That's -xDD Hewenyus. UwU I think ^.^ he OwO went nyot fowth ^w^ to-day. >w< That's xDD Hewenyus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Can >w< Hewenyus x3 fight, xDD uncwe? -PANDARUS. Hewenyus! >w< nyo. Yes, he'ww >w< fight uWu indiffewent well. UwU I :3 mawvew -:3 whewe Twoiwus >w< is. :33 Hawk! UwU do xDD you nyot hear x3 the OwO peopwe cwy :33 'Twoiwus'? ->w< Hewenyus >_> is :3 a pwiest. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> What x3 snyeaking fewwow x3 comes :33 yondew? - -ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ^-^ passes - -PANDARUS. OwO Whewe? :33 yondew? >w< That's ;;w;; Deiphobus. 'Tis x3 Twoiwus. >_> Thewe's :3 a -^w^ man, niece. :3 Hem! ^-^ Bwave ^.^ Twoiwus, x3 the >_> pwince of chivalry! -^.^ CWESSIDA. uWu Peace, fow UwU shame, peace! -PANDARUS. >_> Mawk him; ^-^ nyote ^.^ him. x3 O >_< bwave Troilus! Wook weww ;;w;; upon :3 him, ->_> nyiece; wook xDD you >w< how :33 his xDD swowd >_> is uWu bwoodied, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ hewm ^.^ mowe -hack'd than :33 Hectow's; ÚwÚ and >w< how ^.^ he looks, ÚwÚ and >w< how ^.^ he :3 goes! x3 O -uWu admiwabwe xDD youth! ^.^ he >_< nyevew saw >w< thwee ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty. Go >w< thy :3 way, -^.^ Twoiwus, OwO go >w< thy >_> way. xDD Had UwU I :3 a :3 sistew :3 wewe :3 a xDD gwace ow :3 a daughter :3 a -xDD goddess, ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO take :33 his >w< choice. x3 O uWu admiwabwe ;;w;; man! uWu Pawis? Paris ->_> is OwO diwt to him; x3 and, UwU I warrant, Hewen, to >_< change, ^.^ wouwd UwU give >w< an -^w^ eye to >w< boot. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Hewe x3 comes more. - -Common ^-^ sowdiews pass - -PANDARUS. Asses, :3 foows, ;;w;; dowts! chaff ÚwÚ and bran, chaff ÚwÚ and bwan! -porridge ÚwÚ aftew UwU meat! UwU I couwd ^w^ wive ÚwÚ and ^-^ die uWu in x3 the eyes of x3 Twoiwus. -Nye'ew look, ^w^ nye'ew wook; x3 the ^w^ eagwes OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. xDD Cwows ÚwÚ and >w< daws, ->_< cwows ÚwÚ and :33 daws! UwU I xDD had rather be xDD such :3 a x3 man >_< as Twoiwus than -:33 Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and aww Gweece. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Thewe >_> is amongst x3 the Gweeks ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 a xDD bettew x3 man than -x3 Twoiwus. -PANDARUS. uWu Achiwwes? ^-^ A drayman, :3 a ^w^ powtew, :3 a xDD vewy OwO camew! -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, well. -PANDARUS. xDD Weww, OwO weww! Why, uWu have xDD you xDD any :3 discwetion? :3 Have xDD you xDD any -uWu eyes? Do xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> what :3 a x3 man :33 is? Is nyot birth, >w< beauty, ÚwÚ good -UwU shape, discouwse, x3 manhood, ^w^ weawnying, gentwenyess, virtue, youth, -uWu wibewawity, ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 wike, x3 the :3 spice ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt :3 that >_< season :3 a man? -^.^ CWESSIDA. Ay, :3 a >_< minc'd xDD man; ÚwÚ and xDD then to be ^.^ bak'd with nyo uWu date uWu in -x3 the ^-^ pie, fow xDD then x3 the :33 man's uWu date >_> is OwO out. -PANDARUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD such :3 a OwO woman! ^-^ A x3 man xDD knyows nyot uWu at >_> what ward xDD you -xDD wie. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Upon x3 my back, to ;;w;; defend x3 my belly; ;;w;; upon x3 my ^w^ wit, to ;;w;; defend -x3 my >_> wiwes; ;;w;; upon x3 my >_> secwecy, to ;;w;; defend >_< minye honyesty; x3 my OwO mask, to -;;w;; defend x3 my ^w^ beauty; ÚwÚ and UwU you, to ;;w;; defend aww :3 these; ÚwÚ and uWu at aww these -wards UwU I >_< wie :3 at, uWu at :3 a thousand ÚwÚ watches. -PANDARUS. x3 Say one of x3 youw ÚwÚ watches. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Nyay, I'll ;;w;; watch xDD you fow :33 that; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's one of x3 the -^.^ chiefest of them UwU too. ;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ward >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ;;w;; hit, -UwU I ^.^ can ;;w;; watch xDD you fow :3 tewwing >w< how UwU I >_> took x3 the bwow; ^w^ unwess >w< it sweww -x3 past OwO hiding, ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 it's x3 past ^w^ watching -PANDARUS. >_> You OwO awe xDD such x3 anyothew! - -Entew TWOIWUS' >_> BOY - -BOY. UwU Siw, x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wouwd instantly speak with OwO you. -PANDARUS. OwO Whewe? -BOY. At x3 youw UwU own ^.^ house; there ^.^ he :33 unyawms ^.^ him. -PANDARUS. ^-^ Good ^-^ boy, tell ^.^ him UwU I x3 come. uWu Exit uWu Boy -UwU I doubt ^.^ he be x3 huwt. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww, ÚwÚ good niece. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Adieu, uncle. -PANDARUS. UwU I xDD wiww be with UwU you, UwU nyiece, ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ;;w;; To bring, uncle. -PANDARUS. Ay, :3 a ;;w;; token from x3 Twoiwus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ By x3 the same token, xDD you OwO awe :3 a UwU bawd. -uWu Exit uWu PANDAWUS -;;w;; Wowds, ^w^ vows, ;;w;; gifts, ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and love's full sacrifice, ->w< He x3 offews uWu in another's entewpwise; -OwO But ^.^ mowe uWu in Twoiwus thousand-fold UwU I >_> see -Than uWu in x3 the gwass of xDD Pandaw's praise OwO may be, -ÚwÚ Yet howd UwU I off. UwU Women OwO awe angews, wooing: -^w^ Things ^.^ won OwO awe donye; ^w^ joy's :3 souw wies uWu in x3 the doing. -:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ bewov'd xDD knyows >_< nyought :3 that xDD knyows nyot :33 this: -OwO Men >w< pwize x3 the ^.^ thing xDD ungain'd ^.^ mowe than >w< it >w< is. -:33 That ^.^ she UwU was >_< nyevew yet :3 that OwO evew UwU knyew -Wuv ^w^ got UwU so x3 sweet >_< as when ^.^ desiwe uWu did ^.^ sue; -Therefore ÚwÚ this maxim x3 out of wuv UwU I teach: ->_< Achievement >_> is :33 command; x3 ungain'd, >w< beseech. -UwU Then ^w^ though x3 my heart's :3 content >w< fiwm wuv xDD doth >_> beaw, -Nyothing of :3 that UwU shaww from >_< minye eyes :3 appeaw. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe UwU AGAMEMNyON'S ^w^ tent - -Sennet. Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, uWu NyESTOW, UWYSSES, ^-^ DIOMEDES, >_> MENyEWAUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Pwinces, ->_> What grief hath uWu set these OwO jaundies ^-^ o'ew x3 youw :3 cheeks? -uWu The uWu ampwe proposition :3 that UwU hope x3 makes -^w^ In aww designs ÚwÚ begun on ^.^ eawth bewow -Faiws uWu in x3 the pwomis'd ^.^ wawgenyess; ÚwÚ checks ÚwÚ and :33 disastews -OwO Gwow uWu in x3 the >_> veins of ;;w;; actions ÚwÚ highest ^w^ weaw'd, -;;w;; As UwU knyots, ^.^ by x3 the >w< confwux of meeting >w< sap, -x3 Infects x3 the >_> sound UwU pinye, ÚwÚ and diverts :33 his ^-^ gwain -UwU Towtive ÚwÚ and errant from :33 his course of ^-^ gwowth. -Nor, >_< pwinces, >_> is >w< it ;;w;; mattew x3 nyew to >_> us -:33 That ^.^ we come showt of UwU ouw ^.^ suppose UwU so uWu faw -:33 That ÚwÚ aftew ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' ^-^ siege yet Twoy OwO wawws xDD stand; -Sith every uWu action :3 that hath >_> gonye x3 befowe, -:3 Wheweof ^.^ we uWu have record, uWu twiaw uWu did dwaw -Bias ÚwÚ and thwart, nyot answewing x3 the >_< aim, -xDD And :3 that :3 unbodied xDD figuwe of x3 the xDD thought -:33 That OwO gave't >_< suwmised UwU shape. Why >w< then, xDD you >_< pwinces, -Do xDD you with >_> cheeks UwU abash'd behowd UwU ouw wowks -xDD And caww them >_< shames, which awe, :33 indeed, >_< nyought >_> ewse -OwO But x3 the :33 pwotwactive uWu twiaws of great Juv -;;w;; To find xDD pewsistive >_> constancy uWu in ÚwÚ men; -uWu The ^-^ finyenyess of which >_< metaw >_> is nyot >_> found -^w^ In ;;w;; fowtunye's love? For xDD then x3 the bold ÚwÚ and xDD cowawd, -uWu The uWu wise ÚwÚ and x3 foow, x3 the x3 awtist ÚwÚ and OwO unwead, -uWu The x3 hawd ÚwÚ and OwO soft, xDD seem aww affin'd ÚwÚ and x3 kin. -OwO But uWu in x3 the wind ÚwÚ and UwU tempest of her fwown -ÚwÚ Distinction, with :3 a >_< bwoad ÚwÚ and powerful ;;w;; fan, -xDD Puffing uWu at all, winnows x3 the >w< wight :3 away; -xDD And >_> what hath :3 mass ow ;;w;; mattew ^.^ by itsewf -Lies rich uWu in viwtue ÚwÚ and x3 unmingwed. -^-^ NyESTOW. With >_< due observance of >w< thy godlike >w< seat, -UwU Gweat xDD Agamemnyon, Nyestow UwU shaww apply -x3 Thy ^-^ watest ÚwÚ wowds. ^w^ In x3 the >_< wepwoof of chance -Lies x3 the true xDD pwoof of ^.^ men. uWu The sea ^.^ being ÚwÚ smooth, -How UwU many shallow xDD baubwe ^w^ boats dawe saiw ->_> Upon her patient UwU bweast, x3 making uWu theiw uWu way -With UwU those of >w< nyobwew ^.^ buwk! -OwO But wet x3 the ruffian UwU Boweas >_> once enwage -uWu The ^-^ gentwe Thetis, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon behowd -uWu The ^.^ stwong-wibb'd >_< bawk ^w^ thwough OwO wiquid ^-^ mountains :3 cut, -:3 Bounding ^-^ between x3 the >w< two moist ÚwÚ ewements -Wike Pewseus' horse. :3 Whewe's xDD then x3 the ^w^ saucy boat, ->_< Whose xDD weak >_< untimbew'd >w< sides >_> but even nyow -Co-rivall'd x3 gweatnyess? ^-^ Eithew to uWu hawbouw ^w^ fwed -:33 Ow UwU made :3 a >_< toast fow ÚwÚ Nyeptunye. Even UwU so -^-^ Doth :33 vawouw's x3 show ÚwÚ and :33 vawouw's ^.^ wowth OwO divide -^w^ In storms of ^-^ fowtunye; fow uWu in her uWu way ÚwÚ and brightness -uWu The hewd hath ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ annyoyance ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ bweeze -Than ^.^ by x3 the :3 tigew; >_> but when x3 the x3 spwitting wind -:3 Makes flexible x3 the knees of ^.^ knyotted uWu oaks, -xDD And fwies ^w^ fwed :33 undew uWu shade-why, xDD then x3 the ^.^ thing of couwage -;;w;; As wous'd with rage, with xDD wage xDD doth uWu sympathise, -xDD And with >w< an xDD accent ÚwÚ tun'd uWu in sewf-same OwO key ->_> Wetowts to chiding xDD fowtunye. -ULYSSES. xDD Agamemnyon, -^.^ Thou great ;;w;; commandew, UwU nyewve ÚwÚ and bonye of xDD Gweece, -Heart of UwU ouw OwO nyumbews, :3 souw ÚwÚ and >w< onwy ^w^ spiwit -^w^ In ÚwÚ whom x3 the ^.^ tempews ÚwÚ and x3 the minds of aww -Should be shut up-hear >_> what Uwysses speaks. -Besides x3 the >_< appwause ÚwÚ and :33 appwobation -uWu The ^w^ which, :33 [To ^.^ AGAMEMNyON] UwU most x3 mighty, fow >w< thy :33 pwace ÚwÚ and sway, -:33 [To >w< NyESTOW] ^.^ And, xDD thou UwU most wevewend, fow >w< thy stretch'd-out :3 wife, -UwU I UwU give to both x3 youw speeches- which :3 wewe xDD such -;;w;; As :33 Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and x3 the uWu hand of >w< Gweece -Should howd x3 up xDD high uWu in brass; ÚwÚ and xDD such again -;;w;; As venerable Nyestow, ÚwÚ hatch'd uWu in ^.^ siwvew, -Should with :3 a :3 bond of air, >w< stwong >_< as x3 the >_> axwe-twee -On which heaven uWu wides, >w< knyit aww x3 the Gweekish OwO eaws -;;w;; To :33 his x3 expewienc'd xDD tongue-yet wet >w< it uWu pwease xDD both, -^.^ Thou ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and >_< wise, to hear Uwysses >_< speak. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ Speak, Prince of uWu Ithaca; ÚwÚ and ^.^ be't of less >_< expect -:33 That ;;w;; mattew ;;w;; nyeedwess, of importless buwden, -Divide >w< thy lips than ^.^ we OwO awe confident, -x3 When rank Thewsites OwO opes :33 his UwU mastic :3 jaws, -We UwU shaww hear ^.^ music, ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and owacwe. -ULYSSES. Troy, yet ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> basis, xDD had :33 been ;;w;; down, -xDD And x3 the great :33 Hectow's xDD swowd xDD had wack'd :3 a ^.^ mastew, -OwO But fow these instances: -uWu The ^-^ speciawty of UwU wuwe hath :33 been x3 nyegwected; -xDD And wook >w< how UwU many Grecian tents UwU do stand ->_< Howwow ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this pwain, UwU so UwU many OwO howwow ^-^ factions. -x3 When :3 that x3 the general >_> is nyot ^.^ wike x3 the xDD hive, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom x3 the xDD fowagews UwU shaww aww wepaiw, ->_> What honey >_> is UwU expected? ^-^ Degwee ^.^ being vizarded, -xDD Th' UwU unwowthiest >_< shows >_< as ^.^ faiwwy uWu in x3 the x3 mask. -uWu The heavens ^.^ themsewves, x3 the pwanyets, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ centwe, ->w< Obsewve >_< degwee, ;;w;; pwiowity, ÚwÚ and pwace, -Insistuwe, course, proportion, >w< season, ÚwÚ fowm, -OwO Office, ÚwÚ and ^-^ custom, uWu in aww winye of ;;w;; owdew; -xDD And >_< thewefowe >_> is x3 the glorious planet ^.^ Sow -^w^ In x3 nyobwe eminence enthron'd ÚwÚ and >_< sphew'd ->_> Amidst x3 the ÚwÚ othew, x3 whose uWu med'cinyabwe ^w^ eye -^w^ Cowwects x3 the :33 iww aspects of >_> pwanyets x3 eviw, -xDD And :33 posts, ^.^ wike x3 the commandment of :3 a OwO king, -x3 Sans check, to ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and bad. OwO But when x3 the >_> pwanyets -^w^ In eviw x3 mixtuwe to ^.^ disowdew wander, ->_> What plagues ÚwÚ and >_> what >w< powtents, >_> what mutiny, ->_> What waging of x3 the :33 sea, ^.^ shaking of earth, -;;w;; Commotion uWu in x3 the winds! >w< Fwights, changes, ^-^ howwows, -:33 Divewt ÚwÚ and xDD cwack, rend ÚwÚ and dewacinyate, -uWu The unyity ÚwÚ and mawwied ÚwÚ cawm of UwU states ->_< Quite from uWu theiw fixture! >_< O, when degwee >_> is xDD shak'd, ->_< Which >_> is x3 the ladder of aww xDD high :3 designs, -uWu The uWu entewpwise >_> is sick! How couwd >_> communyities, -Degwees uWu in ^-^ schoows, ÚwÚ and brotherhoods uWu in OwO cities, -Peaceful >_< commewce from OwO dividabwe ^-^ showes, -uWu The uWu pwimogenyity ÚwÚ and >_< due of birth, -:3 Pwewogative of age, :33 cwowns, sceptwes, wauwews, -OwO But ^.^ by >_< degwee, stand uWu in OwO authentic :3 pwace? -^.^ Take >_> but degwee away, untune :3 that :3 stwing, -xDD And x3 hawk >_> what ^-^ discowd >_< fowwows! x3 Each ^.^ thing melts -^w^ In mere oppugnyancy: x3 the ^w^ bounded watews -Should lift uWu theiw >_> bosoms :3 highew than x3 the ^-^ showes, -xDD And >_< make :3 a xDD sop of aww ÚwÚ this ;;w;; sowid globe; -^.^ Stwength >_> shouwd be ;;w;; wowd of >w< imbeciwity, -xDD And x3 the wude >_< son >_> shouwd strike :33 his >w< fathew UwU dead; ->w< Fowce >_> shouwd be right; or, UwU wathew, >w< wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wwong- -Between x3 whose uWu endwess jaw justice :3 wesides- -Should wose uWu theiw names, ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> shouwd justice UwU too. -UwU Then evewything ^.^ incwudes itsewf uWu in x3 powew, -;;w;; Powew x3 into :33 wiww, xDD wiww x3 into x3 appetite; -xDD And uWu appetite, >w< an ^-^ unyivewsaw OwO wowf, -^w^ So ^w^ doubwy :33 seconded with xDD wiww ÚwÚ and x3 powew, -:3 Must >_< make ^.^ pewfowce >w< an ^-^ unyivewsaw ^.^ pwey, -xDD And >w< wast eat x3 up himself. UwU Gweat xDD Agamemnyon, -This ^-^ chaos, when degwee >_> is ^w^ suffocate, -^-^ Fowwows x3 the :3 choking. -xDD And ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ nyegwection of degwee >w< it >_> is -:33 That ^.^ by :3 a >_> pace xDD goes backward, with :3 a OwO puwpose -^.^ It hath to :3 cwimb. uWu The general's ;;w;; disdain'd -^-^ By ^.^ him one :33 step bewow, ^.^ he ^.^ by x3 the next, -:33 That :3 nyext ^.^ by ^.^ him >_< benyeath; UwU so OwO evew ;;w;; step, -^w^ Exampw'd ^.^ by x3 the xDD fiwst >_> pace :3 that >_> is >w< sick -Of :33 his ^.^ supewiow, gwows to >w< an envious x3 fevew -Of pawe ÚwÚ and bloodless emulation. -xDD And UwU 'tis ÚwÚ this x3 fevew :3 that keeps Twoy on xDD foot, -ÚwÚ Nyot her UwU own UwU sinyews. ;;w;; To >w< end :3 a xDD tawe of ÚwÚ wength, -Twoy uWu in UwU ouw ^.^ weaknyess stands, nyot uWu in her :33 stwength. -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 Most wisely hath Uwysses OwO hewe discuvw'd -uWu The x3 fevew xDD wheweof aww UwU ouw powew >_> is ;;w;; sick. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. uWu The ÚwÚ nyatuwe of x3 the sicknyess >_> found, >_> Uwysses, ->_> What >_> is x3 the remedy? -ULYSSES. uWu The great ^.^ Achiwwes, ÚwÚ whom opinyion :3 cwowns -uWu The ÚwÚ sinyew ÚwÚ and x3 the forehand of UwU ouw >_< host, ->_> Having :33 his ear full of :33 his airy x3 fame, -Grows UwU dainty of :33 his ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and uWu in :33 his ^w^ tent -Lies ^w^ mocking UwU ouw designs; with ^.^ him Patwocwus ->_> Upon :3 a lazy x3 bed x3 the :33 wivewong day ->w< Bweaks UwU scuwwiw >_< jests; -xDD And with ^w^ widicuwous ÚwÚ and awkward x3 action- ->_< Which, ;;w;; swandewew, ^.^ he :33 imitation cawws- ->w< He xDD pageants >_> us. >_< Sometime, great xDD Agamemnyon, -x3 Thy >w< topwess UwU deputation ^.^ he puts xDD on; -xDD And ^.^ wike :3 a UwU stwutting :3 pwayew x3 whose conceit -Lies uWu in :33 his ^.^ hamstwing, ÚwÚ and xDD doth think >w< it rich -;;w;; To hear x3 the ÚwÚ wooden UwU diawogue ÚwÚ and >_> sound -UwU 'Twixt :33 his ;;w;; stwetch'd footing ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ scaffowdage- ->w< Such to-be-pitied ÚwÚ and o'ew-wwested ÚwÚ seeming ->w< He acts >w< thy :33 gweatnyess UwU in; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he xDD speaks -'Tis ^.^ wike :3 a chime x3 a-mending; with terms ;;w;; unsquaw'd, ->_< Which, from x3 the >_> tongue of xDD woawing uWu Typhon ^.^ dwopp'd, -Wouwd xDD seem >_> hypewbowes. At ÚwÚ this :3 fusty ^w^ stuff -uWu The large ^.^ Achiwwes, on :33 his OwO pwess'd x3 bed ÚwÚ wowwing, -Fwom :33 his >_> deep uWu chest ^-^ waughs x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ woud applause; ->w< Cwies 'Excellent! UwU 'tis :33 Agamemnyon ;;w;; just. -Now :33 pway ;;w;; me Nyestow; :3 hem, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwoke >w< thy UwU beawd, -;;w;; As ^.^ he ^.^ being drest to x3 some >w< owation.' ->w< That's uWu donye-as nyeaw >_< as x3 the extremest uWu ends -Of parallels, >_< as ^.^ wike ;;w;; Vuwcan ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 wife; -ÚwÚ Yet god Achilles still x3 cwies 'Excellent! -'Tis Nyestow ÚwÚ wight. Now :33 pway ^.^ him uWu me, :3 Patwocwus, ->_< Awming to answew uWu in :3 a >w< nyight ^.^ awawm.' -xDD And >w< then, xDD fowsooth, x3 the ÚwÚ faint :33 defects of age -:3 Must be x3 the scene of ÚwÚ miwth: to ^-^ cough ÚwÚ and spit -^.^ And, with :3 a >w< pawsy-fumbwing on :33 his gowget, -:33 Shake uWu in ÚwÚ and x3 out x3 the wivet. xDD And uWu at ÚwÚ this spowt -Sir ÚwÚ Vawouw :33 dies; x3 cwies 'O, UwU enyough, Patwocwus; -:33 Ow UwU give ;;w;; me OwO wibs of ÚwÚ steew! UwU I UwU shaww ^-^ spwit aww -^w^ In :3 pweasuwe of x3 my >_> spween.' xDD And uWu in ÚwÚ this fashion -All UwU ouw :33 abiwities, ;;w;; gifts, natures, ^w^ shapes, -Severals ÚwÚ and genyewaws of xDD gwace :3 exact, ->_> Achievements, OwO pwots, x3 owdews, UwU pweventions, -:33 Excitements to x3 the field ow ÚwÚ speech fow truce, -:33 Success ow woss, >_> what >_> is ow >_> is >_> nyot, sewves -;;w;; As ^w^ stuff fow these >w< two to >_< make xDD pawadoxes. -^-^ NyESTOW. xDD And uWu in x3 the :33 imitation of these twain- -UwU Who, >_< as Uwysses says, opinyion :3 cwowns -With >w< an ÚwÚ impewiaw ^-^ voice-many OwO awe xDD infect. -^.^ Ajax >_> is grown >w< sewf-wiww'd ÚwÚ and bears :33 his >_> head -^w^ In xDD such :3 a rein, uWu in full >_< as OwO pwoud :3 a :33 pwace -;;w;; As >_< bwoad ÚwÚ Achiwwes; keeps :33 his ^w^ tent ^.^ wike him; -:3 Makes uWu factious :3 feasts; ^-^ waiws on UwU ouw >w< state of >w< waw -Bowd >_< as >w< an owacwe, ÚwÚ and :33 sets Thersites, -^-^ A ;;w;; swave x3 whose ^.^ gaww coins UwU swandews ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ mint, -;;w;; To >_< match >_> us uWu in UwU compawisons with diwt, -;;w;; To ^-^ weaken ÚwÚ and discredit UwU ouw ^w^ exposuwe, -How rank ^-^ soevew wounded uWu in with danger. -ULYSSES. ^-^ They ÚwÚ tax UwU ouw UwU powicy ÚwÚ and caww >w< it cowawdice, -xDD Count ^.^ wisdom >_< as nyo member of x3 the waw, -:33 Fowestaww prescience, ÚwÚ and >_> esteem nyo ;;w;; act -OwO But :3 that of >w< hand. uWu The still ÚwÚ and mental parts -:33 That UwU do >_< contwive >w< how UwU many ^.^ hands UwU shaww strike -x3 When ^.^ fitnyess ;;w;; cawws them ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and knyow, ^.^ by UwU measuwe -Of uWu theiw obsewvant :33 toiw, x3 the ^.^ enyemies' >_< weight- -Why, ÚwÚ this hath nyot :3 a finger's >w< dignyity: -^-^ They caww ÚwÚ this bed-work, >_< mapp'wy, >_> cwoset-waw; -^w^ So :3 that x3 the :33 wam :3 that battews down x3 the :3 waww, -For x3 the great xDD swinge ÚwÚ and wudenyess of :33 his ;;w;; poise, -^-^ They :33 pwace >w< befowe :33 his uWu hand :3 that UwU made x3 the enginye, -:33 Ow UwU those :3 that with x3 the ^-^ finyenyess of uWu theiw >w< souws -^-^ By reason ^w^ guide :33 his xDD execution. -^-^ NyESTOW. Let ÚwÚ this be ^-^ gwanted, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Achiwwes' UwU howse -:3 Makes UwU many ^w^ Thetis' >w< sons. OwO [Tucket] -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ÚwÚ twumpet? x3 Wook, >w< Menyewaus. -:33 MENyEWAUS. Fwom >_> Twoy. - -Entew AENEAS - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you fore UwU ouw ^w^ tent? -AENEAS. Is ÚwÚ this great UwU Agamemnyon's x3 tent, UwU I pray you? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Even UwU this. -AENEAS. ^-^ May one :3 that >_> is :3 a >_> hewawd ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwince -Do :3 a >w< faiw ^-^ message to :33 his >_> kingwy uWu eyes? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. With surety stronger than ^-^ Achiwwes' >w< an -^-^ Fowe aww x3 the Gweekish >_< heads, which with one uWu voice -;;w;; Caww :33 Agamemnyon >_> head ÚwÚ and genyewaw. -AENEAS. Faiw OwO weave ÚwÚ and large xDD secuwity. How OwO may -^-^ A stwangew to UwU those UwU most ÚwÚ impewiaw :33 wooks -xDD Knyow them from eyes of othew mortals? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ How? -AENEAS. Ay; -UwU I >_< ask, :3 that UwU I ^w^ might >w< waken xDD wevewence, -xDD And bid x3 the >_< cheek be ready with :3 a bwush -^.^ Modest >_< as ^w^ Mownying when ^.^ she coldly eyes -uWu The youthfuw >w< Phoebus. ->_< Which >_> is :3 that god uWu in office, guiding men? ->_< Which >_> is x3 the xDD high ÚwÚ and ^-^ mighty OwO Agamemnyon? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. This ÚwÚ Twoyan scorns us, ow x3 the ;;w;; men of Twoy -^w^ Awe cewemonyious ÚwÚ couwtiews. -AENEAS. :3 Couwtiews >_< as >w< fwee, >_< as ÚwÚ debonyaiw, unarm'd, -;;w;; As x3 bending angels; ^w^ that's uWu theiw fame uWu in peace. -OwO But when ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd xDD seem xDD sowdiews, ;;w;; they uWu have gawws, -^-^ Good awms, >w< stwong uWu joints, true swowds; x3 and, Juv's accowd, -Nyothing UwU so full of ;;w;; heawt. OwO But ÚwÚ peace, UwU Aenyeas, -uWu Peace, Twoyan; uWu way >w< thy finger on >w< thy x3 wips. -uWu The wowthinyess of praise >_< distains :33 his ^.^ wowth, -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the UwU pwais'd >_< himsewf ;;w;; bwing x3 the praise forth; -OwO But >_> what x3 the xDD wepinying ;;w;; enyemy :3 commends, -:33 That UwU bweath fame blows; :3 that >_< pwaise, sole ÚwÚ puwe, >_< twanscends. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. UwU Siw, xDD you of Troy, caww xDD you >_> youwsewf Aeneas? -AENEAS. Ay, Greek, :3 that >_> is x3 my nyame. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. x3 What's x3 youw affair, UwU I pray you? -AENEAS. UwU Siw, ;;w;; pawdon; UwU 'tis fow UwU Agamemnyon's ears. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >w< He x3 heaws >_< nyought pwivatewy :3 that x3 comes from >_> Twoy. -AENEAS. x3 Nyow UwU I from Twoy come nyot to whisper with him; -UwU I ;;w;; bwing :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet to awake :33 his eaw, -;;w;; To uWu set :33 his sense on x3 the ^.^ attentive xDD bent, -xDD And xDD then to >_< speak. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Speak fwankwy >_< as x3 the :33 wind; -^.^ It >_> is nyot UwU Agamemnyon's x3 sweeping hour. -:33 That xDD thou shalt knyow, Troyan, ^.^ he >_> is >w< awake, ->w< He uWu tewws uWu thee UwU so himself. -AENEAS. xDD Twumpet, ^w^ bwow woud, ->_< Send >w< thy brass uWu voice ^w^ thwough aww these lazy tents; -xDD And every Gweek of ^w^ mettwe, wet ^.^ him ^.^ knyow ->_> What Twoy means ^.^ faiwwy UwU shaww be ^-^ spoke ^.^ awoud. -uWu [Sound trumpet] -We have, great xDD Agamemnyon, OwO hewe uWu in Twoy -^-^ A >_> pwince ^w^ cawwed Hectow-Pwiam >_> is :33 his ^-^ fathew- -Who uWu in ÚwÚ this dull ÚwÚ and x3 wong-continyued truce -Is >_< westy ^-^ gwown; ^.^ he ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me OwO take :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet -xDD And to ÚwÚ this OwO puwpose ^w^ speak: xDD Kings, >_< pwinces, lords! -;;w;; If there be one ^-^ among x3 the UwU faiw'st of >w< Gweece -:33 That ÚwÚ howds :33 his honour :3 highew than :33 his uWu ease, -:33 That >_> seeks :33 his praise ^.^ mowe than ^.^ he OwO feaws :33 his x3 pewiw, -:33 That xDD knyows :33 his valour ÚwÚ and xDD knyows nyot :33 his ;;w;; feaw, -:33 That loves :33 his mistwess ^.^ mowe than uWu in >_> confession -With ^w^ twuant x3 vows to her UwU own lips ^.^ he wuvs, -xDD And dawe avow her beauty ÚwÚ and her ^.^ wowth -^w^ In othew :3 awms than ^w^ hews-to ^.^ him ÚwÚ this chawwenge. -Hectow, uWu in x3 view of Twoyans ÚwÚ and of UwU Gweeks, -Shall >_< make >w< it ÚwÚ good ow UwU do :33 his best to UwU do >w< it: ->w< He hath :3 a uWu wady >_< wisew, ^w^ faiwew, ;;w;; twuew, -Than OwO evew Gweek uWu did coupwe uWu in :33 his arms; -xDD And xDD wiww to-mowwow with :33 his ÚwÚ twumpet caww -xDD Mid-way ^-^ between x3 youw tents ÚwÚ and OwO wawws of Twoy -;;w;; To wouse :3 a Grecian :3 that >_> is true uWu in love. -;;w;; If xDD any come, >_> Hectow UwU shaww honour him; -;;w;; If nyonye, he'ww >_> say uWu in Troy, when ^.^ he x3 wetiwes, -uWu The Grecian ÚwÚ dames OwO awe xDD sunbuwnt ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ wowth -uWu The >w< spwintew of :3 a :3 wance. Even UwU so :33 much. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. This UwU shaww be told UwU ouw >_> wuvws, Lord ;;w;; Aenyeas. -;;w;; If >_< nyonye of them uWu have :3 souw uWu in xDD such :3 a ;;w;; kind, -We left them aww uWu at >_> home. OwO But ^.^ we OwO awe soldiers; -xDD And OwO may :3 that soldier :3 a mere xDD wecweant ^-^ pwuv -:33 That means >_> nyot, hath >_> nyot, ow >_> is nyot uWu in love. -;;w;; If xDD then one ;;w;; is, ow :33 hath, ow means to be, -:33 That one ^.^ meets Hectow; >_> if >_< nyonye else, UwU I ^w^ am he. -^-^ NyESTOW. Teww ^.^ him of Nyestow, one :3 that UwU was :3 a x3 man -x3 When :33 Hectow's >_> gwandsiwe uWu suck'd. >w< He >_> is ;;w;; owd >_< nyow; -OwO But >_> if there be nyot uWu in UwU ouw Grecian mould -x3 Onye x3 nyobwe x3 man :3 that hath one spawk of fire -;;w;; To answew fow :33 his xDD wuv, tell ^.^ him from ;;w;; me -I'll hide x3 my :33 siwvew ^w^ beawd uWu in :3 a gowd ^-^ beavew, -xDD And uWu in x3 my vantbwace put ÚwÚ this :33 withew'd >_> bwawn, -^.^ And, meeting :3 him, xDD wiww tell ^.^ him :3 that x3 my uWu wady -Was fairer than :33 his OwO gwandame, ÚwÚ and >_< as >w< chaste -;;w;; As OwO may be uWu in x3 the wowwd. ÚwÚ His :33 youth uWu in flood, -I'll ^-^ pwuv ÚwÚ this uWu twuth with x3 my >w< thwee ^.^ dwops of blood. -AENEAS. Now heavens xDD fowfend xDD such scarcity of xDD youth! -ULYSSES. ÚwÚ Amen. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Faiw Lord UwU Aenyeas, wet ;;w;; me :33 touch x3 youw xDD hand; -;;w;; To UwU ouw ^.^ paviwion UwU shaww UwU I lead UwU you, fiwst. -Achilles UwU shaww uWu have ;;w;; wowd of ÚwÚ this :3 intent; -^w^ So UwU shaww >_< each ;;w;; wowd of xDD Gweece, from ^w^ tent to uWu tent. -;;w;; Youwsewf UwU shaww >_> feast with >_> us >w< befowe xDD you x3 go, -xDD And find x3 the wewcome of :3 a x3 nyobwe foe. -Exeunt aww >_> but ULYSSES ÚwÚ and :3 NyESTOW -ULYSSES. Nyestow! -^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What ;;w;; says Uwysses? -ULYSSES. UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD young OwO conception uWu in x3 my bwain; -^w^ Be xDD you x3 my time to ;;w;; bwing >w< it to x3 some UwU shape. -^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What is't? -ULYSSES. This OwO 'tis: -Bwunt uWu wedges ^w^ wive x3 hawd knots. uWu The ÚwÚ seeded >_< pwide -:33 That hath to ÚwÚ this maturity >_> bwown x3 up -^w^ In rank Achilles ^w^ must ow nyow be x3 cwopp'd -:3 Ow, UwU shedding, breed :3 a OwO nyuwsewy of ^.^ wike eviw -;;w;; To overbulk >_> us all. -^-^ NyESTOW. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ how? -ULYSSES. This challenge :3 that x3 the OwO gawwant >_> Hectow OwO sends, -UwU Howevew >w< it >_> is ;;w;; spwead uWu in general :33 nyame, -OwO Wewates uWu in OwO puwpose >w< onwy to :33 Achiwwes. -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 Twue. uWu The OwO puwpose >_> is ^-^ pewspicuous even >_< as ÚwÚ substance ->_< Whose gwossnyess xDD wittwe uWu chawactews >w< sum xDD up; -^.^ And, uWu in x3 the ^w^ pubwication, >_< make nyo ;;w;; stwain -OwO But :3 that ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 wewe :33 his :3 bwain >_< as ^-^ bawwen -;;w;; As uWu banks of Wibya-though, Apollo ;;w;; knyows, -'Tis xDD dwy :3 enyough-wiww with great ^w^ speed of ^.^ judgment, -Ay, with >w< cewewity, find :33 Hectow's OwO puwpose -UwU Pointing on ^.^ him. -ULYSSES. xDD And wake ^.^ him to x3 the ÚwÚ answew, think you? -^-^ NyESTOW. Why, UwU 'tis UwU most ^.^ meet. Who OwO may xDD you >_> ewse ;;w;; oppose -:33 That ^.^ can from >_> Hectow ;;w;; bwing UwU those honyouws ^w^ off, -;;w;; If nyot uWu Achiwwes? ;;w;; Though 't be :3 a :33 spowtfuw x3 combat, -ÚwÚ Yet uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu twiaw much opinyion >_> dwewws; -For OwO hewe x3 the Twoyans >_> taste UwU ouw x3 deaw'st ^-^ wepute -With uWu theiw fin'st ^.^ pawate; ÚwÚ and :33 twust to uWu me, >_> Uwysses, -Our ;;w;; imputation UwU shaww be oddly ^w^ pois'd -^w^ In ÚwÚ this ^-^ viwe ^.^ action; fow x3 the uWu success, -Awthough UwU pawticuwaw, UwU shaww UwU give :3 a ;;w;; scantwing -Of ÚwÚ good ow :33 bad >w< unto x3 the ^-^ genyewaw; -xDD And uWu in xDD such xDD indexes, awthough UwU smaww uWu pwicks -;;w;; To uWu theiw UwU subsequent ^-^ vowumes, there >_> is :3 seen -uWu The baby xDD figuwe of x3 the giant ;;w;; mas -Of ^.^ things to come uWu at >_> wawge. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ suppos'd ->w< He :3 that ^.^ meets >_> Hectow >_> issues from UwU ouw choice; -xDD And ^w^ choice, ^.^ being ^-^ mutuaw ;;w;; act of aww UwU ouw souws, -:3 Makes merit her ^w^ ewection, ÚwÚ and xDD doth boil, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe from fowth >_> us all, :3 a x3 man uWu distiww'd -UwU Out of UwU ouw ÚwÚ viwtues; who miscarrying, ->_> What >_< heawt weceives from >w< hence :3 a ^.^ conquewing >_> pawt, -;;w;; To steew :3 a >w< stwong opinyion to ^.^ themsewves? ->_< Which entertain'd, x3 wimbs OwO awe :33 his >_< instwuments, -^w^ In nyo less >w< wowking than OwO awe :33 swowds ÚwÚ and bows -Directive ^.^ by x3 the xDD wimbs. -ULYSSES. Give UwU pawdon to x3 my :33 speech. -Therefore UwU 'tis :3 meet Achilles :3 meet nyot ^-^ Hectow. -Let us, ^.^ wike mewchants, x3 show UwU ouw >w< fouwest wares -xDD And think x3 pewchance they'ww sell; >_> if >_> nyot, x3 the UwU wustwe -Of x3 the xDD bettew yet to x3 show UwU shaww x3 show x3 the better, -^-^ By ^.^ showing x3 the worst fiwst. Do nyot >_< consent -:33 That OwO evew >_> Hectow ÚwÚ and Achilles ;;w;; meet; -For both UwU ouw honour ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^-^ shame uWu in ÚwÚ this -^w^ Awe >_< dogg'd with >w< two ;;w;; stwange fowwowews. -^-^ NyESTOW. UwU I >_> see them nyot with x3 my ;;w;; owd :3 eyes. >_> What OwO awe >w< they? -ULYSSES. >_> What :3 gwowy UwU ouw Achilles ^-^ shawes from Hectow, -^.^ Wewe ^.^ he nyot :3 pwoud, ^.^ we aww >_> shouwd ^-^ weaw with him; -OwO But ^.^ he xDD awweady >_> is ^w^ too ;;w;; insowent; -xDD And >w< it :3 wewe xDD bettew parch uWu in UwU Afwic sun -Than uWu in x3 the >_< pwide ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt ^w^ scown of :33 his ^w^ eyes, -Should ^.^ he ;;w;; scape >_> Hectow >_< faiw. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe x3 foiw'd, -Why, xDD then ^.^ we UwU do UwU ouw :33 main opinyion xDD cwush -^w^ In ^w^ taint of UwU ouw best man. :3 Nyo, >_< make :3 a uWu wott'wy; -^.^ And, ^.^ by >_< device, wet bwockish ^.^ Ajax dwaw -uWu The ;;w;; sowt to >w< fight with ^-^ Hectow. >_> Among ouwsewves -Give ^.^ him :3 awwowance fow x3 the xDD bettew xDD man; -For :3 that xDD wiww ;;w;; physic x3 the great >w< Mywmidon, -Who ^-^ bwoiws uWu in ÚwÚ woud appwause, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him faww -ÚwÚ His crest, :3 that >_> pwoudew than blue x3 Iwis >_> bends. -;;w;; If x3 the dull >_> bwainwess ^.^ Ajax come >_< safe ^w^ off, -^-^ We'ww :3 dwess ^.^ him x3 up uWu in UwU voices; >_> if ^.^ he fail, -ÚwÚ Yet OwO go ^.^ we :33 undew UwU ouw opinyion still -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have xDD bettew ^.^ men. But, ;;w;; hit ow miss, -Our project's >w< wife ÚwÚ this xDD shape of sense >_> assumes- -^.^ Ajax xDD empwoy'd OwO pwucks down ^-^ Achiwwes' ;;w;; pwumes. -^-^ NyESTOW. >_> Nyow, >_> Uwysses, UwU I x3 begin to wewish >w< thy advice; -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww UwU give :3 a >_> taste thereof ÚwÚ fowthwith -;;w;; To Agamemnon. Go ^.^ we to ^.^ him stwaight. -Two x3 cuws UwU shaww >w< tame >_< each >_< othew: >_< pwide awonye -:3 Must tarre x3 the mastiffs ;;w;; on, >_< as >w< 'twewe uWu theiw ^w^ bonye. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -uWu The Grecian ÚwÚ camp - -Entew ^.^ Ajax ÚwÚ and >w< THEWSITES - -uWu AJAX. Thersites! -:3 THEWSITES. Agamemnon-how >_> if ^.^ he xDD had UwU boiws >_> fuww, >w< an UwU uvw, >_> genyewawwy? -uWu AJAX. Thersites! -:3 THEWSITES. xDD And UwU those UwU boiws uWu did >w< wun-say :3 so. Did nyot x3 the general >w< wun -^w^ then? ^.^ Wewe nyot :3 that :3 a OwO botchy core? -uWu AJAX. ;;w;; Dog! -:3 THEWSITES. UwU Then there ^.^ wouwd come x3 some ;;w;; mattew from him; -UwU I >_> see >_< nyonye now. -uWu AJAX. ^.^ Thou bitch-wowf's x3 son, ;;w;; canst xDD thou nyot UwU heaw? ^w^ Feew, UwU then. -[Strikes >w< him] -:3 THEWSITES. uWu The pwague of >w< Gweece ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, xDD thou >_< mongwew >_< beef-witted -^.^ wowd! -uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Speak, >w< then, xDD thou xDD whinyid'st >w< weaven, >_< speak. UwU I xDD wiww xDD beat uWu thee -x3 into ;;w;; handsomenyess. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I UwU shaww :33 soonyew waiw uWu thee x3 into wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howinyess; >_> but UwU I -think >w< thy UwU howse xDD wiww :33 soonyew UwU con >w< an >_< owation than xDD thou :3 weawn :3 a -:3 pwayew ^-^ without uWu book. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst ÚwÚ stwike, ;;w;; canst thou? ^-^ A red ^.^ muwwain -^.^ o' >w< thy ^w^ jade's ^.^ twicks! -uWu AJAX. uWu Toadstoow, :3 weawn ;;w;; me x3 the xDD pwocwamation. -:3 THEWSITES. uWu Dost xDD thou think UwU I uWu have nyo sense, xDD thou strikest ;;w;; me >_< thus? -uWu AJAX. uWu The pwocwamation! -:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Thou awt pwocwaim'd, :3 a x3 foow, UwU I UwU think. -uWu AJAX. Do >_> nyot, powpentinye, UwU do x3 nyot; x3 my x3 fingews :3 itch. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou :33 didst itch from >_> head to :33 foot ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD had x3 the -scratching of ÚwÚ thee; UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< make uWu thee x3 the :33 woathsomest >_> scab uWu in -Gweece. x3 When xDD thou awt fowth uWu in x3 the incuwsions, xDD thou strikest >_< as -slow >_< as anyothew. -uWu AJAX. UwU I say, x3 the xDD pwocwamation. -:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ gwumbwest ÚwÚ and waiwest every >_> houw on ÚwÚ Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and -xDD thou awt >_< as full of :3 envy uWu at :33 his :33 gweatnyess >_< as Cerberus >_> is uWu at -Proserpina's ^w^ beauty-ay, :3 that xDD thou bark'st uWu at ^.^ him. -uWu AJAX. Mistress Thersites! -:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Thou shouwdst strike ^.^ him. -uWu AJAX. Cobloaf! -:3 THEWSITES. >w< He ^.^ wouwd pun uWu thee x3 into uWu shivews with :33 his uWu fist, >_< as :3 a ->_> saiwow >_< bweaks :3 a ;;w;; biscuit. -uWu AJAX. >_> You UwU whoweson uWu cuw! [Strikes >w< him] -:3 THEWSITES. UwU Do, xDD do. -uWu AJAX. ^.^ Thou :33 stoow fow :3 a :3 witch! -:3 THEWSITES. Ay, UwU do, do; xDD thou sodden-witted ^.^ wowd! ^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ mowe -:3 bwain than UwU I uWu have uWu in >_< minye elbows; >w< an assinico OwO may ;;w;; tutow thee. >_> You -^.^ scuwvy uWu vawiant ^w^ ass! ^.^ Thou awt OwO hewe >_> but to ^w^ thwash x3 Twoyans, ÚwÚ and xDD thou -awt xDD bought ÚwÚ and sold ^-^ among UwU those of xDD any wit ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ bawbawian -slave. ;;w;; If xDD thou use to xDD beat uWu me, UwU I xDD wiww x3 begin uWu at >w< thy OwO heew ÚwÚ and tell ->_> what xDD thou awt ^.^ by ^w^ inches, xDD thou ^.^ thing of nyo bowews, ^w^ thou! -uWu AJAX. >_> You dog! -:3 THEWSITES. >_> You ^.^ scuwvy ^.^ wowd! -uWu AJAX. >_> You uWu cuw! [Strikes >w< him] -:3 THEWSITES. uWu Maws :33 his ^.^ idiot! UwU Do, ÚwÚ wudenyess; UwU do, >_< camew; UwU do, xDD do. - -Entew UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS - -ACHIWWES. Why, >w< how now, Ajax! ÚwÚ Whewefowe UwU do xDD you >_< thus? -How now, Thersites! x3 What's x3 the >w< mattew, man? -:3 THEWSITES. >_> You >_> see ^.^ him thewe, UwU do you? -ACHIWWES. Ay; UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:3 THEWSITES. Nyay, wook ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -ACHIWWES. ^w^ So UwU I xDD do. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -:3 THEWSITES. Nyay, >_> but regard ^.^ him well. -ACHIWWES. Well! >w< why, UwU so UwU I xDD do. -:3 THEWSITES. OwO But yet xDD you wook nyot weww ;;w;; upon him; fow who x3 some OwO evew -xDD you OwO take ^.^ him to be, ^.^ he >_> is UwU Ajax. -ACHIWWES. UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that, xDD foow. -:3 THEWSITES. Ay, >_> but :3 that >w< foow xDD knyows nyot himself. -uWu AJAX. Therefore UwU I xDD beat thee. -:3 THEWSITES. Lo, ^.^ wo, ^.^ wo, ^.^ wo, >_> what modicums of wit ^.^ he utters! ÚwÚ His -evasions uWu have OwO eaws OwO thus wong. UwU I uWu have >w< bobb'd :33 his :3 bwain ^.^ mowe than -^.^ he >_> has xDD beat x3 my xDD bonyes. UwU I xDD wiww UwU buy >w< nyinye ^.^ spawwows fow :3 a penny, ÚwÚ and -:33 his >_< pia ;;w;; matew >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the :3 nyinth ÚwÚ pawt of :3 a OwO spawwow. This -uWu wowd, ^.^ Achiwwes, ^.^ Ajax-who ^-^ weaws :33 his wit uWu in :33 his bewwy ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 guts -uWu in :33 his OwO head-I'ww tell xDD you >_> what UwU I >_> say of ^.^ him. -ACHIWWES. What? -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ this Ajax- [AJAX x3 offews to strike >w< him] -ACHIWWES. Nyay, ÚwÚ good UwU Ajax. -:3 THEWSITES. x3 Has nyot UwU so much uWu wit- -ACHIWWES. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ must howd OwO you. -:3 THEWSITES. ;;w;; As xDD wiww ÚwÚ stop x3 the ^w^ eye of Helen's nyeedwe, fow ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he -x3 comes to ^w^ fight. -ACHIWWES. uWu Peace, xDD foow. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have uWu peace ÚwÚ and OwO quietnyess, >_> but x3 the >w< foow xDD wiww nyot- -^.^ he uWu thewe; :3 that he; wook xDD you :33 thewe. -uWu AJAX. x3 O xDD thou uWu damnyed uWu cuw! UwU I shaww- -ACHIWWES. Will xDD you uWu set x3 youw wit to :3 a fool's? -:3 THEWSITES. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 the ;;w;; foow's xDD wiww ^-^ shame :3 it. -PATWOCWUS. ^-^ Good wowds, :3 Thewsites. -ACHIWWES. x3 What's x3 the OwO quawwew? -uWu AJAX. UwU I ;;w;; bade x3 the ^-^ viwe owl OwO go :3 weawn ;;w;; me x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of x3 the ->_> pwocwamation, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ waiws ;;w;; upon x3 me. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I serve uWu thee not. -uWu AJAX. xDD Weww, OwO go ^.^ to, OwO go ;;w;; to. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I serve OwO hewe ^-^ vowuntawy. -ACHIWWES. uWu Youw >w< wast OwO sewvice UwU was >_< suff'wance; uWu 'twas nyot ^-^ vowuntawy. No -x3 man >_> is beaten ^-^ vowuntawy. ^.^ Ajax UwU was OwO hewe x3 the vowuntawy, ÚwÚ and xDD you >_< as -:33 undew >w< an ^.^ impwess. -:3 THEWSITES. E'en so; :3 a great deal of x3 youw wit ^w^ too wies uWu in x3 youw -ÚwÚ sinyews, ow >_> ewse there be :3 wiaws. >_> Hectow UwU shaww uWu have :3 a great catch ->w< an ^.^ he :3 knyock x3 out xDD eithew of x3 youw brains: xDD 'a :3 wewe >_< as ÚwÚ good UwU cwack :3 a -:3 fusty xDD nyut with nyo >_> kewnyew. -ACHIWWES. What, with ;;w;; me :3 too, ;;w;; Thewsites? -:3 THEWSITES. >_> Thewe's Uwysses ÚwÚ and ;;w;; owd ^w^ Nyestow-whose wit UwU was >_< mouwdy ere -x3 youw grandsires xDD had >_< nyaiws on uWu theiw uWu toes-yoke xDD you ^.^ wike ^w^ dwaught -oxen, ÚwÚ and >_< make xDD you pwough x3 up x3 the waws. -ACHIWWES. What, UwU what? -:3 THEWSITES. Yes, ÚwÚ good sooth. ;;w;; To ^.^ Achiwwes, to >w< Ajax, xDD to- -uWu AJAX. UwU I UwU shaww :3 cut x3 out x3 youw :33 tongue. -:3 THEWSITES. 'Tis nyo mattew; UwU I UwU shaww speak >_< as much >_< as xDD thou -uWu aftewwawds. -PATWOCWUS. No ^.^ mowe wowds, Thersites; peace! -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I xDD wiww howd x3 my uWu peace when ^-^ Achiwwes' bwach UwU bids uWu me, UwU shaww ->_< I? -ACHIWWES. >_> Thewe's fow UwU you, >w< Patwocwus. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I xDD wiww >_> see xDD you :33 hang'd ^.^ wike ^-^ cwotpowes ere UwU I come xDD any ^.^ mowe -to x3 youw ;;w;; tents. UwU I xDD wiww >_< keep :3 whewe there >_> is wit stirring, ÚwÚ and OwO weave -x3 the ^w^ faction of ;;w;; foows. uWu Exit -PATWOCWUS. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good riddance. -ACHIWWES. OwO Mawwy, uWu this, ^w^ siw, >_> is proclaim'd ^w^ thwough aww UwU ouw >_< host, -:33 That Hectow, ^.^ by x3 the :3 fifth >_> houw of x3 the sun, -Will with :3 a ÚwÚ twumpet 'twixt UwU ouw tents ÚwÚ and Troy, ->_< To-mowwow UwU mownying, caww x3 some knight to :3 awms -:33 That hath :3 a >w< stomach; ÚwÚ and xDD such :3 a one :3 that dawe -xDD Maintain UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; UwU 'tis xDD twash. uWu Faweweww. -uWu AJAX. uWu Faweweww. Who UwU shaww answew him? -ACHIWWES. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; UwU 'tis put to :3 wott'wy. ^-^ Othewwise. >w< He UwU knyew :33 his -man. -uWu AJAX. >_< O, meaning you! UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 weawn ^.^ mowe of :3 it. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. ->_> Twoy. ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew PWIAM, HECTOR, xDD TWOIWUS, OwO PAWIS, ÚwÚ and HELENUS - -PWIAM. >w< Aftew UwU so UwU many houws, lives, speeches, >_< spent, -^-^ Thus >_> once again ;;w;; says Nyestow from x3 the :3 Gweeks: -'Deliver Hewen, ÚwÚ and aww x3 damage OwO ewse- -;;w;; As honyouw, ^-^ woss of time, >_> twavaiw, UwU expense, ->_< Wounds, OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and >_> what >_> ewse uWu deaw :3 that >_> is x3 consum'd -^w^ In :3 hot digestion of ÚwÚ this cormorant ^.^ waw- -Shall be >w< stwuck >_< off.' Hectow, >_> what >_> say xDD you ÚwÚ to't? -HECTOW. ;;w;; Though nyo x3 man wessew OwO feaws x3 the Gweeks than I, -;;w;; As uWu faw >_< as x3 toucheth x3 my UwU pawticuwaw, -Yet, xDD dwead ^w^ Pwiam, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu wady of ^.^ mowe softer bowews, -uWu Mowe >_< spongy to uWu suck uWu in x3 the sense of ;;w;; feaw, -uWu Mowe ready to cwy x3 out >w< 'Who xDD knyows >_> what ;;w;; fowwows?' -Than >_> Hectow >w< is. uWu The ;;w;; wound of uWu peace >_> is OwO suwety, -ÚwÚ Suwety xDD secuwe; >_> but :3 modest doubt >_> is ^w^ caww'd -uWu The OwO beacon of x3 the >_< wise, x3 the ^w^ tent :3 that seawches -;;w;; To x3 th' :3 bottom of x3 the x3 wowst. Let :33 Hewen ÚwÚ go. -Since x3 the xDD fiwst xDD swowd UwU was drawn about ÚwÚ this ^.^ question, -Evewy >w< tithe :3 souw ^w^ 'mongst UwU many thousand uWu dismes ->_< Hath :33 been >_< as uWu deaw >_< as Helen-I mean, of >_> ouws. -;;w;; If ^.^ we uWu have wost UwU so UwU many OwO tenths of ouws -;;w;; To xDD guawd :3 a ^.^ thing nyot >_> ouws, nor ^.^ wowth to us, -xDD Had >w< it UwU ouw :33 nyame, x3 the value of one x3 ten, ->_> What ^w^ mewit's uWu in :3 that reason which denyies -uWu The yiewding of her uWu up? ->_> TWOIWUS. OwO Fie, >_< fie, x3 my xDD bwothew! -OwO Weigh xDD you x3 the ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and honour of :3 a OwO king, -^w^ So great >_< as UwU ouw xDD dwead >_> fathew's, uWu in :3 a scale -Of ^w^ common xDD ounces? Will xDD you with uWu countews >w< sum -uWu The xDD past-pwopowtion of :33 his infinite, -xDD And buckwe uWu in :3 a x3 waist UwU most fathomwess -With ^w^ spans ÚwÚ and :33 inches UwU so >w< diminyutive -;;w;; As OwO feaws ÚwÚ and reasons? OwO Fie, fow UwU godwy x3 shame! -^-^ HEWENyUS. No :3 mawvew ^w^ though xDD you ^-^ bite UwU so ^-^ shawp uWu at ^w^ weasons, ->_> You OwO awe UwU so :33 empty of OwO them. Should nyot UwU ouw >w< fathew -ÚwÚ Beaw x3 the great xDD sway of :33 his affairs with ^w^ weasons, ->_< Because x3 youw ÚwÚ speech hath >_< nyonye :3 that uWu tewws ^.^ him so? ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> You OwO awe fow x3 dweams ÚwÚ and swumbews, ÚwÚ bwothew pwiest; ->_> You >_< fuw x3 youw ^.^ gwuvs with reason. :3 Hewe OwO awe x3 youw :3 weasons: ->_> You ^.^ knyow >w< an ;;w;; enyemy ^-^ intends xDD you harm; ->_> You ^.^ knyow :3 a xDD swowd xDD empwoy'd >_> is ^w^ pewiwous, -xDD And reason fwies x3 the :33 object of aww harm. -Who marvels, >w< then, when >w< Hewenyus beholds -^-^ A Grecian ÚwÚ and :33 his uWu swowd, >_> if ^.^ he UwU do uWu set -uWu The xDD vewy x3 wings of reason to :33 his heels -xDD And fwy ^.^ wike :33 chidden :33 Mewcuwy from Juv, -:33 Ow ^.^ wike :3 a :33 staw ;;w;; disowb'd? Nyay, >_> if ^.^ we tawk of weason, -:3 Wet's shut UwU ouw :3 gates ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. Manhood ÚwÚ and honour -Should uWu have UwU hawe hearts, ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they >_> but :33 fat uWu theiw >_< thoughts -With ÚwÚ this cramm'd reason. ^w^ Weason ÚwÚ and wespect -^-^ Make livers pawe ÚwÚ and lustihood ;;w;; deject. -HECTOW. UwU Bwothew, ^.^ she >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth >_> what ^.^ she :3 doth, >_> cost -uWu The keeping. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 What's ^.^ aught >_> but >_< as UwU 'tis valued? -HECTOW. OwO But value dwells nyot uWu in xDD pawticuwaw OwO wiww: -^.^ It ÚwÚ howds :33 his ÚwÚ estimate ÚwÚ and dignity -;;w;; As weww wherein UwU 'tis >_< pwecious of itsewf -;;w;; As uWu in x3 the prizer. 'Tis ^-^ mad idowatwy -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the OwO sewvice :33 gweatew than x3 the >_> god-I -xDD And x3 the xDD wiww x3 dotes :3 that >_> is attwibutive -;;w;; To >_> what ;;w;; infectiouswy itsewf :33 affects, -Without x3 some x3 image of x3 th' affected x3 mewit. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I OwO take ^w^ to-day :3 a :3 wife, ÚwÚ and x3 my UwU ewection -Is x3 wed on uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ conduct of x3 my :33 wiww; -OwO My xDD wiww :3 enkindwed ^.^ by >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eaws, -Two traded :33 piwots 'twixt x3 the uWu dangewous uWu showes -Of xDD wiww ÚwÚ and ^-^ judgment: >w< how OwO may UwU I >_> avoid, -Awthough x3 my xDD wiww ^.^ distaste >_> what >w< it ^.^ ewected, -uWu The >w< wife UwU I ;;w;; chose? >_> Thewe ^.^ can be nyo >_> evasion -;;w;; To UwU bwench from ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ and to stand >w< fiwm ^.^ by honyouw. -We turn nyot back x3 the silks ;;w;; upon x3 the merchant -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have ^.^ soiw'd OwO them; nor x3 the ^.^ wemaindew viands -We UwU do nyot ^-^ thwow uWu in ^.^ unwespective :33 sieve, ->_< Because ^.^ we nyow OwO awe ^w^ fuww. ^.^ It UwU was xDD thought :3 meet -Paris >_> shouwd UwU do x3 some UwU vengeance on x3 the Greeks; -uWu Youw UwU bweath with full >_< consent ^w^ benyied :33 his ^w^ saiws; -uWu The seas ÚwÚ and winds, ;;w;; owd ;;w;; wwangwews, >_> took :3 a truce, -xDD And uWu did ^.^ him service. >w< He touch'd x3 the ports xDD desiw'd; -xDD And fow >w< an ;;w;; owd >_< aunt ÚwÚ whom x3 the Gweeks hewd >w< captive ->w< He ^.^ bwought :3 a Grecian queen, x3 whose :33 youth ÚwÚ and freshness -OwO Wwinkwes ÚwÚ Apowwo's, ÚwÚ and x3 makes ÚwÚ stawe x3 the xDD mownying. -Why >_< keep ^.^ we OwO hew? uWu The xDD Gwecians >_< keep UwU ouw ^-^ aunt. -Is ^.^ she ^.^ wowth >_< keeping? Why, ^.^ she >_> is :3 a uWu peaww ->_< Whose pwice hath xDD waunch'd :33 abuv :3 a thousand >_> ships, -xDD And >_> tuwn'd cwown'd >w< kings to :3 mewchants. -;;w;; If you'ww OwO avouch uWu 'twas ^.^ wisdom Paris :3 went- -;;w;; As xDD you ^w^ must :33 nyeeds, fow xDD you aww cried >w< 'Go, uWu go'- -;;w;; If you'ww x3 confess ^.^ he ^.^ bwought ^.^ home ÚwÚ wowthy ^.^ pwize- -;;w;; As xDD you ^w^ must :33 nyeeds, fow xDD you aww ^-^ cwapp'd x3 youw ^.^ hands, -xDD And cried :3 'Inyestimabwe!' -why UwU do xDD you nyow -uWu The x3 issue of x3 youw OwO pwopew wisdoms rate, -xDD And UwU do :3 a ^.^ deed :3 that >_< nyevew :3 fowtunye OwO did- -Beggar x3 the estimation which xDD you x3 pwiz'd -:3 Wichew than sea ÚwÚ and xDD wand? x3 O :3 theft UwU most base, -:33 That ^.^ we uWu have :3 stow'n >_> what ^.^ we UwU do feaw to ^.^ keep! -OwO But thieves >_< unwowthy of :3 a ^.^ thing UwU so :3 stow'n -:33 That uWu in uWu theiw countwy uWu did them :3 that xDD disgwace -We feaw to :33 wawwant uWu in UwU ouw OwO nyative ÚwÚ pwace! -^w^ CASSANDWA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy. -PWIAM. >_> What noise, >_> what shriek >_> is :3 this? ->_> TWOIWUS. 'Tis UwU ouw ^-^ mad x3 sistew; UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow her voice. -^w^ CASSANDWA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Cwy, >_< Twoyans. -HECTOW. ^.^ It >_> is ^-^ Cassandwa. - -Entew CASSANDWA, ^.^ waving - -^w^ CASSANDWA. ;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy. uWu Wend ;;w;; me ;;w;; ten thousand ^w^ eyes, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ fiww them with ÚwÚ pwophetic >w< teaws. -HECTOW. uWu Peace, ^-^ sistew, peace. -^w^ CASSANDWA. :33 Viwgins ÚwÚ and boys, :3 mid-age ÚwÚ and wwinkwed eld, -xDD Soft infancy, :3 that >_< nyothing ;;w;; canst >_> but ^-^ cwy, -;;w;; Add to x3 my >_> cwamouws. Let >_> us x3 pay betimes -^-^ A >_> moiety of :3 that :3 mass of >_> moan to x3 come. -;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy. UwU Pwactise x3 youw eyes with >w< teaws. -Twoy ^w^ must nyot be, nor xDD goodwy Iwion xDD stand; -Our ^-^ fiwebwand brother, >_< Pawis, buwns >_> us all. -;;w;; Cwy, x3 Twoyans, ^-^ cwy, ^-^ A :33 Hewen ÚwÚ and :3 a woe! -;;w;; Cwy, ^-^ cwy. Twoy buwns, ow >_> ewse wet :33 Hewen ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit -HECTOW. >_> Nyow, youthfuw ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU do nyot these xDD high stwains -Of >_> divinyation uWu in UwU ouw :3 sistew ^.^ wowk -;;w;; Some >_> touches of wemowse, ow >_> is x3 youw :3 bwood -^w^ So madly :3 hot :3 that nyo uWu discouwse of weason, -x3 Nyow feaw of :33 bad >w< success uWu in :3 a :33 bad >_< cause, -UwU Can OwO quawify x3 the >w< same? ->_> TWOIWUS. Why, ÚwÚ bwothew Hectow, -We OwO may nyot think x3 the justness of >_< each ;;w;; act ->w< Such ÚwÚ and nyo othew than event xDD doth >_< fowm uWu it; -x3 Nyow >_> once ÚwÚ deject x3 the couwage of UwU ouw minds ->_< Because Cassandra's >_> mad. :3 Hew ^-^ bwain-sick waptuwes -UwU Cannyot ^.^ distaste x3 the xDD goodnyess of :3 a ^-^ quawwew ->_< Which hath UwU ouw sevewaw honyouws aww x3 engag'd -;;w;; To >_< make >w< it gracious. For x3 my >_> pwivate >_> pawt, -UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^.^ mowe touch'd than aww ^w^ Pwiam's sons; -xDD And Juv UwU fowbid there >_> shouwd be donye amongst >_> us ->w< Such ^.^ things >_< as ^w^ might ^-^ offend x3 the weakest UwU spween -;;w;; To >w< fight fow ÚwÚ and x3 maintain. -:33 PAWIS. ^-^ Ewse ^w^ might x3 the wowwd convince of levity -;;w;; As weww x3 my undewtakings >_< as x3 youw counsels; -OwO But UwU I attest x3 the uWu gods, x3 youw full >_< consent -Gave x3 wings to x3 my pwopension, ÚwÚ and :3 cut of -All OwO feaws :33 attending on UwU so xDD diwe :3 a ^w^ pwoject. -For x3 what, :3 awas, ^.^ can these x3 my :3 singwe >_> awms? ->_> What >w< pwopugnyation >_> is uWu in one :33 man's valour -;;w;; To stand x3 the :3 push ÚwÚ and >_< enmity of UwU those -This ^-^ quawwew ^.^ wouwd >w< excite? Yet, UwU I protest, -^.^ Wewe UwU I awonye to pass x3 the >_< difficuwties, -xDD And xDD had >_< as uWu ampwe powew >_< as UwU I uWu have :33 wiww, -Paris >_> shouwd ^w^ nye'ew ÚwÚ wetwact >_> what ^.^ he hath donye -x3 Nyow ÚwÚ faint uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ puwsuit. -PWIAM. >_< Pawis, xDD you speak -Wike one ;;w;; besotted on x3 youw x3 sweet ;;w;; dewights. ->_> You uWu have x3 the honey still, >_> but these x3 the gall; -^w^ So to be uWu vawiant >_> is nyo praise uWu at all. -:33 PAWIS. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU pwopose nyot mewewy to mysewf -uWu The >_< pweasuwes xDD such :3 a beauty >_< bwings with uWu it; -OwO But UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 the UwU soiw of her >w< faiw xDD wape -UwU Wip'd x3 off uWu in ^.^ honyouwabwe ^w^ keeping her. ->_> What UwU tweason :3 wewe >w< it to x3 the ^w^ wansack'd queen, ->w< Disgwace to x3 youw great ^.^ wowths, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame to uWu me, -Now to ÚwÚ dewivew her >w< possession x3 up -On terms of UwU base compuwsion! UwU Can >w< it be -:33 That UwU so degenerate :3 a ;;w;; stwain >_< as ÚwÚ this -Should >_> once uWu set footing uWu in x3 youw OwO genyewous bosoms? ->_> Thewe's nyot x3 the meanyest ^w^ spiwit on UwU ouw party -Without :3 a >_< heawt to dawe ow xDD swowd to dwaw -x3 When :33 Hewen >_> is ^.^ defended; nor >_< nyonye UwU so x3 nyobwe ->_< Whose >w< wife :3 wewe :33 iww ÚwÚ bestow'd ow :33 death unfam'd -Whewe :33 Hewen >_> is x3 the xDD subject. Then, UwU I say, -Weww OwO may ^.^ we >w< fight fow her ÚwÚ whom ^.^ we ^.^ knyow weww -uWu The OwO wowwd's large ^-^ spaces ;;w;; cannyot >_> pawawwew. -HECTOW. Paris ÚwÚ and ^.^ Twoiwus, xDD you uWu have both uWu said well; -xDD And on x3 the cause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; question nyow uWu in uWu hand -:3 Have ^.^ gwoz'd, >_> but supewficiawwy; nyot much -:33 Unwike xDD young men, ÚwÚ whom >_< Awistode xDD thought -UwU Unfit to hear :3 mowaw phiwosophy. -uWu The weasons xDD you awwege UwU do ^.^ mowe conduce -;;w;; To x3 the :3 hot passion of distemp'wed :3 bwood -Than to >_< make x3 up :3 a fwee ^-^ detewminyation -UwU 'Twixt >w< wight ÚwÚ and >_> wwong; fow :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and xDD wevenge -:3 Have OwO eaws ^.^ mowe deaf than :3 addews to x3 the uWu voice -Of xDD any true decision. ÚwÚ Nyatuwe cwaves -All dues be ^.^ wend'wed to uWu theiw ^w^ ownyews. >_> Nyow, ->_> What nyeawew >_> debt uWu in aww humanyity -Than >w< wife >_> is to x3 the OwO husband? ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this law -Of ÚwÚ nyatuwe be cowwupted ^w^ thwough ^w^ affection; -xDD And :3 that great x3 minds, of :33 pawtiaw indulgence -;;w;; To uWu theiw OwO benyumbed wiwws, :3 wesist x3 the >w< same; ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a law uWu in >_< each x3 weww-owdew'd nation -;;w;; To ^.^ cuwb UwU those waging >_> appetites :3 that OwO awe -:3 Most uWu disobedient ÚwÚ and ^-^ wefwactowy. -;;w;; If Hewen, >w< then, be >w< wife to Spawta's UwU king- -;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ she ^-^ is-these :3 mowaw UwU waws -Of ÚwÚ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and of >_< nyations speak >_< awoud -;;w;; To uWu have her back ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ^-^ Thus to UwU pewsist -^w^ In xDD doing wrong :33 extenyuates nyot wwong, -OwO But x3 makes >w< it much ^.^ mowe heavy. :33 Hectow's opinyion -Is uWu this, uWu in uWu way of truth. Yet, ^w^ nye'ew x3 the UwU wess, -OwO My spwitewy UwU bwethwen, UwU I propend to xDD you -^w^ In uWu wesowution to >_< keep :33 Hewen stiww; -For UwU 'tis :3 a cause :3 that hath nyo >_> mean dependence ->_> Upon UwU ouw UwU joint ÚwÚ and sevewaw ;;w;; dignyities. ->_> TWOIWUS. Why, there xDD you touch'd x3 the >w< wife of UwU ouw design. -^.^ Wewe >w< it nyot :3 gwowy :3 that ^.^ we ^.^ mowe affected -Than x3 the :3 pewfowmance of UwU ouw UwU heaving spleens, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ÚwÚ wish :3 a >_< dwop of ÚwÚ Twoyan :3 bwood -Spent ^.^ mowe uWu in her OwO defence. But, ÚwÚ wowthy Hectow, -:33 She >_> is :3 a :33 theme of honour ÚwÚ and OwO wenyown, -^-^ A ^w^ spuw to uWu vawiant ÚwÚ and :33 magnyanyimous uWu deeds, ->_< Whose xDD pwesent couwage OwO may xDD beat down UwU ouw ;;w;; foes, -xDD And fame uWu in time to come >_< canyonyize us; -For UwU I presume >_< bwave >_> Hectow ^.^ wouwd nyot wose -^w^ So rich ^w^ advantage of :3 a pwomis'd :3 gwowy -;;w;; As ^-^ smiwes ;;w;; upon x3 the forehead of ÚwÚ this uWu action -For x3 the uWu wide OwO wowwd's ^w^ wevenyue. -HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ am >_< youws, ->_> You uWu vawiant offspwing of great >_< Pwiamus. -UwU I uWu have :3 a :33 woisting challenge sent amongst -uWu The dull ÚwÚ and uWu factious nyobwes of x3 the Gweeks -Will strike amazement to uWu theiw ^-^ dwowsy spiwits. -UwU I UwU was advertis'd uWu theiw great general swept, -Whilst ;;w;; emuwation uWu in x3 the ^.^ awmy OwO cwept. ->w< This, UwU I pwesume, xDD wiww wake ^.^ him. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ tent of UwU ACHIWWES - -Entew THERSITES, sowus - -:3 THEWSITES. How now, Thersites! What, wost uWu in x3 the wabywinth of >w< thy -xDD fuwy? Shall x3 the ewephant ^.^ Ajax carry >w< it >_< thus? >w< He ÚwÚ beats uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I -waiw uWu at ^.^ him. x3 O ÚwÚ wowthy ^-^ satisfaction! Wouwd >w< it :3 wewe otherwise: :3 that -UwU I couwd xDD beat :3 him, whiwst ^.^ he UwU waiw'd uWu at me! :3 'Sfoot, I'll :3 weawn to -x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ and >w< waise devils, >_> but I'll >_> see x3 some x3 issue of x3 my xDD spitefuw -:33 execwations. UwU Then there's ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 a OwO wawe engineer! ;;w;; If Twoy be -nyot :33 taken >w< tiww these >w< two undewminye :33 it, x3 the OwO wawws xDD wiww stand >w< tiww -;;w;; they faww of x3 themsewves. x3 O xDD thou great :33 thundew-dawtew of ^.^ Owympus, -x3 fowget :3 that xDD thou awt Juv, x3 the x3 king of uWu gods, x3 and, >_< Mewcuwy, wose -aww x3 the sewpentinye cwaft of >w< thy :33 caduceus, >_> if OwO ye OwO take nyot :3 that -xDD wittwe xDD wittwe uWu wess-than-wittwe wit from them :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have! -which short-arm'd ÚwÚ ignyowance itsewf xDD knyows >_> is UwU so abundant scawce, ->w< it xDD wiww nyot uWu in ciwcumvention ÚwÚ dewivew :3 a fwy from :3 a spidew ^-^ without -:3 dwawing uWu theiw ;;w;; massy iwons ÚwÚ and >_< cutting x3 the :33 web. >w< Aftew uWu this, x3 the -UwU vengeance on x3 the whole camp! or, UwU wathew, x3 the OwO Nyeapowitan -:3 bonye-ache! fow :3 that, UwU methinks, >_> is x3 the UwU cuwse depending on UwU those -:3 that >w< waw fow :3 a placket. UwU I uWu have uWu said x3 my pwayews; ÚwÚ and ^.^ deviw Envy ->_> say >_> 'Amen.' >_> What ho! x3 my Lord Achilles! - -Entew UwU PATWOCWUS - -PATWOCWUS. Who's OwO thewe? Thersites! ^-^ Good Thersites, come uWu in ÚwÚ and -OwO waiw. -:3 THEWSITES. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd xDD 'a ^-^ wememb'wed :3 a gilt >_< countewfeit, xDD thou -wouldst nyot uWu have slipp'd x3 out of x3 my contemplation; >_> but >w< it >_> is nyo -mattew; >w< thysewf ;;w;; upon OwO thysewf! uWu The ^w^ common UwU cuwse of uWu mankind, >w< fowwy -ÚwÚ and ignorance, be ^.^ thinye uWu in great revenue! uWu Heaven ;;w;; bwess uWu thee from -:3 a tutor, ÚwÚ and ^w^ discipwinye come nyot nyeaw uWu thee! Let >w< thy :3 bwood be >w< thy -ÚwÚ diwection >w< tiww >w< thy death. UwU Then >_> if ^.^ she :3 that ways uWu thee x3 out ;;w;; says -xDD thou awt :3 a >w< faiw :33 cowse, I'll be sworn ÚwÚ and sworn :3 upon't ^.^ she >_< nyevew -shwouded xDD any >_> but wazaws. ÚwÚ Amen. :3 Whewe's uWu Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. What, awt xDD thou :3 devout? UwU Wast xDD thou uWu in >_< pwayew? -:3 THEWSITES. Ay, x3 the heavens hear me! -PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Amen. - -Entew UwU ACHIWWES - -ACHIWWES. Who's OwO thewe? -PATWOCWUS. Thersites, x3 my OwO wowd. -ACHIWWES. UwU Whewe, whewe? >_< O, whewe? Awt xDD thou come? Why, x3 my ÚwÚ cheese, x3 my -ÚwÚ digestion, >w< why x3 hast xDD thou nyot OwO sewved >w< thysewf uWu in to x3 my tabwe UwU so -UwU many OwO meaws? ^.^ Come, UwU what's OwO Agamemnyon? -:3 THEWSITES. x3 Thy ;;w;; commandew, :33 Achiwwes. UwU Then tell uWu me, :3 Patwocwus, UwU what's -uWu Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. x3 Thy uWu wowd, :3 Thewsites. UwU Then tell uWu me, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, UwU what's -;;w;; Thewsites? -:3 THEWSITES. x3 Thy ^-^ knyowew, >w< Patwocwus. UwU Then tell uWu me, :3 Patwocwus, >_> what awt -thou? -PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must tell :3 that uWu knyowest. -ACHIWWES. >_< O, uWu teww, uWu teww, -:3 THEWSITES. I'll xDD decwinye x3 the whole x3 question. :33 Agamemnyon ;;w;; commands -ÚwÚ Achiwwes; Achilles >_> is x3 my wowd; UwU I ^w^ am Patwocwus' ^w^ knyowew; ÚwÚ and -Patwocwus >_> is :3 a xDD foow. -PATWOCWUS. >_> You rascal! -:3 THEWSITES. uWu Peace, foow! UwU I uWu have nyot ^-^ donye. -ACHIWWES. >w< He >_> is :3 a >_< pwiviweg'd man. Proceed, :3 Thewsites. -:3 THEWSITES. :33 Agamemnyon >_> is :3 a foow; Achilles >_> is :3 a foow; Thewsites >_> is :3 a -foow; x3 and, >_< as :3 afowesaid, Patwocwus >_> is :3 a xDD foow. -ACHIWWES. Dewive >_< this; x3 come. -:3 THEWSITES. :33 Agamemnyon >_> is :3 a >w< foow to offer to ÚwÚ command ÚwÚ Achiwwes; -Achilles >_> is :3 a >w< foow to be :3 commanded of Agamemnyon; Thewsites >_> is :3 a ->w< foow to serve xDD such :3 a foow; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this Patwocwus >_> is :3 a >w< foow ;;w;; positive. -PATWOCWUS. Why ^w^ am UwU I :3 a ^.^ foow? -:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ Make :3 that ;;w;; demand of x3 the :33 Cweatow. ^.^ It ÚwÚ suffices ;;w;; me xDD thou -art. Wook UwU you, who x3 comes hewe? -ACHIWWES. ^.^ Come, :3 Patwocwus, I'll speak with nyobody. :3 Come uWu in with uWu me, -:3 Thewsites. uWu Exit -:3 THEWSITES. :3 Hewe >_> is xDD such ^w^ patchewy, xDD such juggling, ÚwÚ and xDD such :33 knyavewy. -All x3 the :33 awgument >_> is :3 a whore ÚwÚ and :3 a cuckowd-a ÚwÚ good ^-^ quawwew to dwaw -;;w;; emuwous factions ÚwÚ and bweed to :33 death ^w^ upon. Now x3 the xDD dwy >w< sewpigo on -x3 the uWu subject, ÚwÚ and >w< waw ÚwÚ and lechery confound :33 aww! uWu Exit - -Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, uWu NyESTOW, ^-^ DIOMEDES, -^.^ AJAX, ÚwÚ and CALCHAS - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Whewe >_> is uWu Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. OwO Within :33 his ^w^ tent; >_> but UwU iww-dispos'd, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Let >w< it be ÚwÚ knyown to ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ we OwO awe hewe. ->w< He shent UwU ouw ^.^ messengews; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we uWu way ^.^ by -Our appewtainyings, ÚwÚ visiting of ^.^ him. -Let ^.^ him be told so; ^-^ west, ÚwÚ pewchance, ^.^ he think -We dawe nyot move x3 the ;;w;; question of UwU ouw :33 pwace -:33 Ow ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what ^.^ we x3 awe. -PATWOCWUS. UwU I UwU shaww >_> say UwU so to ^.^ him. uWu Exit -ULYSSES. We saw ^.^ him uWu at x3 the >w< openying of :33 his uWu tent. ->w< He >_> is nyot ;;w;; sick. -uWu AJAX. Yes, x3 wion-sick, >w< sick of OwO pwoud ;;w;; heawt. >_> You OwO may caww >w< it -UwU mewanchowy, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ favouw x3 the xDD man; but, ^.^ by x3 my head, UwU 'tis -pwide. OwO But >w< why, ^.^ why? Let ^.^ him x3 show >_> us :3 a OwO cause. ^-^ A word, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO [Takes AGAMEMNyON aside] -^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What moves ^.^ Ajax OwO thus to ^w^ bay uWu at him? -ULYSSES. Achilles hath inveigled :33 his >w< foow from ^.^ him. ->_> NESTOR.Who, ;;w;; Thewsites? -ULYSSES. He. -^-^ NyESTOW. UwU Then xDD wiww ^.^ Ajax ^.^ wack >w< mattew, >_> if ^.^ he uWu have wost :33 his :33 awgument -ULYSSES. No; xDD you >_> see ^.^ he >_> is :33 his :33 awgument :3 that >_> has :33 his >_> awgument- -:33 Achiwwes. -^-^ NyESTOW. All x3 the uWu bettew; uWu theiw x3 fwaction >_> is ^.^ mowe UwU ouw ÚwÚ wish than uWu theiw -OwO faction. OwO But >w< it UwU was :3 a >w< stwong ^.^ composuwe :3 a >w< foow couwd disunyite! -ULYSSES. uWu The >_< amity :3 that ^.^ wisdom xDD knyits >_> nyot, >w< fowwy OwO may easily UwU untie. - -^.^ We-entew UwU PATWOCWUS - -:3 Hewe x3 comes >w< Patwocwus. -^-^ NyESTOW. No Achilles with ^.^ him. -ULYSSES. uWu The ewephant hath uWu joints, >_> but >_< nyonye fow couwtesy; :33 his UwU wegs -OwO awe UwU wegs fow necessity, nyot fow flexure. -PATWOCWUS. Achilles UwU bids ;;w;; me >_> say ^.^ he >_> is much sowwy -;;w;; If xDD any ^.^ thing ^.^ mowe than x3 youw spowt ÚwÚ and :3 pweasuwe -Did move x3 youw :33 gweatnyess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe >w< state -;;w;; To caww ;;w;; upon him; ^.^ he hopes >w< it >_> is nyo othew -OwO But fow x3 youw ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and x3 youw digestion ^w^ sake, -^-^ An >_> aftew-dinnyew's >_< bweath. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >w< Heaw UwU you, >w< Patwocwus. -We OwO awe ^w^ too weww >_> acquainted with these uWu answews; -OwO But :33 his xDD evasion, wing'd OwO thus UwU swift with ^.^ scown, -UwU Cannyot >w< outfwy UwU ouw appwehensions. -Much >_> attwibute ^.^ he :33 hath, ÚwÚ and much x3 the reason -Why ^.^ we ascwibe >w< it to ^.^ him. ÚwÚ Yet aww :33 his viwtues, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< viwtuouswy on :33 his UwU own ÚwÚ pawt uWu behewd, -Do uWu in UwU ouw eyes x3 begin to wose uWu theiw ÚwÚ gwoss; -Yea, ^.^ wike >w< faiw ^w^ fwuit uWu in >w< an ^.^ unwhowesome :33 dish, -^w^ Awe ^.^ wike to uWu wot OwO untasted. Go ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him -We come to speak with him; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww nyot x3 sin -;;w;; If xDD you UwU do >_> say ^.^ we think ^.^ him over-proud -xDD And under-honest, uWu in ^.^ sewf-assumption :33 gweatew -Than uWu in x3 the ^-^ nyote of >_> judgment; ÚwÚ and wowthiew than >_< himsewf -:3 Hewe tend x3 the x3 savage :33 stwangenyess ^.^ he puts ;;w;; on, -:3 Disguise x3 the >w< howy ÚwÚ stwength of uWu theiw >_> command, -xDD And ÚwÚ undewwwite uWu in >w< an OwO obsewving uWu kind -ÚwÚ His humorous predominance; >w< yea, ;;w;; watch -ÚwÚ His UwU pettish ;;w;; wunyes, :33 his xDD ebbs, :33 his fwows, >_< as >_> if -uWu The uWu passage ÚwÚ and whole xDD cawwiage of ÚwÚ this uWu action -Rode on :33 his uWu tide. Go tell ^.^ him uWu this, ÚwÚ and >_< ad -:33 That >_> if ^.^ he overhold :33 his pwice UwU so much -^-^ We'ww >_< nyonye of :3 him, >_> but wet :3 him, ^.^ wike >w< an ;;w;; enginye -ÚwÚ Nyot portable, >_< wie :33 undew ÚwÚ this xDD wepowt: -Bring uWu action hithew; ÚwÚ this ;;w;; cannyot OwO go to waw. -^-^ A stirring uWu dwawf ^.^ we UwU do :3 awwowance UwU give -^.^ Befowe :3 a x3 sweeping ^.^ giant. Teww ^.^ him :3 so. -PATWOCWUS. UwU I UwU shaww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing :33 his answew presently. uWu Exit -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ In second uWu voice we'll nyot be >_< satisfied; -We come to speak with ^.^ him. >_> Uwysses, enter OwO you. -uWu Exit ULYSSES -uWu AJAX. >_> What >_> is ^.^ he ^.^ mowe than anyothew? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. No ^.^ mowe than >_> what ^.^ he ^w^ thinks ^.^ he >w< is. -uWu AJAX. Is ^.^ he UwU so much? Do xDD you nyot think ^.^ he ^w^ thinks >_< himsewf :3 a xDD bettew -x3 man than UwU I :33 am? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. No x3 question. -uWu AJAX. Will xDD you uWu subscwibe :33 his xDD thought ÚwÚ and >_> say ^.^ he :33 is? -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Ajax; xDD you OwO awe >_< as :33 stwong, >_< as valiant, >_< as >_< wise, -nyo less noble, much ^.^ mowe gentwe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awtogethew ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ twactabwe. -uWu AJAX. Why >_> shouwd :3 a x3 man be ÚwÚ pwoud? How xDD doth >_< pwide grow? UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot ->_> what >_< pwide >w< is. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. uWu Youw ^-^ mind >_> is x3 the clearer, >w< Ajax, ÚwÚ and x3 youw uWu viwtues x3 the ->w< faiwew. >w< He :3 that >_> is OwO pwoud ^w^ eats x3 up himself. Pride >_> is :33 his UwU own gwass, -:33 his UwU own trumpet, :33 his UwU own chronicle; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whatevew pwaises itsewf ->_> but uWu in x3 the ^.^ deed ÚwÚ devouws x3 the ^.^ deed uWu in x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. - -^.^ We-entew ULYSSES - -uWu AJAX. UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate :3 a OwO pwoud x3 man >_< as UwU I UwU do ^-^ hate x3 the engend'wing of :3 toads. -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] xDD And yet ^.^ he loves >_> himsewf: :3 is't nyot >w< stwange? -ULYSSES. Achilles xDD wiww nyot to x3 the field ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. x3 What's :33 his OwO excuse? -ULYSSES. >w< He xDD doth >_< wewy on x3 nyonye; -OwO But xDD cawwies on x3 the stweam of :33 his ^-^ dispose, -Without observance ow wespect of uWu any, -^w^ In xDD wiww peculiar ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< sewf-admission. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Why xDD wiww ^.^ he >_> nyot, ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >w< faiw ÚwÚ wequest, -uWu Untent :33 his ÚwÚ pewson ÚwÚ and share x3 the ^w^ aiw with us? -ULYSSES. ^w^ Things UwU smaww >_< as uWu nyothing, fow >_> wequest's ÚwÚ sake >_> onwy, ->w< He x3 makes important; >_< possess'd ^.^ he >_> is with greatness, -xDD And xDD speaks nyot to >_< himsewf >_> but with :3 a >_< pwide -:33 That quarrels uWu at ^w^ sewf-bweath. :33 Imagin'd ^.^ wowth -Howds uWu in :33 his :3 bwood xDD such xDD swow'n ÚwÚ and :3 hot uWu discouwse -:33 That 'twixt :33 his mental ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO active parts ->_> Kingdom'd Achilles uWu in x3 commotion ^w^ wages, -xDD And battews down himself. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I ^.^ say? ->w< He >_> is UwU so >_< pwaguy OwO pwoud :3 that x3 the :33 death UwU tokens of >w< it -Cwy x3 'Nyo xDD wecuvwy.' -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Let ^.^ Ajax OwO go to ^.^ him. ->_< Deaw uWu wowd, OwO go xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 gweet ^.^ him uWu in :33 his uWu tent. -'Tis uWu said ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds xDD you well; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww be x3 wed -At x3 youw request :3 a xDD wittwe from himself. -ULYSSES. x3 O xDD Agamemnyon, wet >w< it nyot be so! -^-^ We'ww consecrate x3 the steps :3 that ^.^ Ajax x3 makes -x3 When ;;w;; they OwO go from :33 Achiwwes. Shall x3 the OwO pwoud ;;w;; wowd -:33 That >_< bastes :33 his uWu awwogance with :33 his UwU own uWu seam -xDD And >_< nyevew suffers ;;w;; mattew of x3 the wowwd -Entew :33 his thoughts, :3 save xDD such >_< as xDD doth uWu wevowve -xDD And >_< wuminyate himsewf-shaww ^.^ he be wowshipp'd -Of :3 that ^.^ we howd >w< an idol ^.^ mowe than uWu he? -:3 Nyo, ÚwÚ this thwice-wowthy ÚwÚ and >w< wight uWu vawiant ;;w;; wowd -Shall nyot UwU so ÚwÚ stawe :33 his pawm, ;;w;; nyobwy ^.^ acquiw'd, -Nor, ^.^ by x3 my :33 wiww, assubjugate :33 his uWu mewit, -;;w;; As OwO ampwy ^-^ titwed >_< as Achilles ;;w;; is, -^-^ By x3 going to :33 Achiwwes. -:33 That :3 wewe to OwO enwawd :33 his fat-awweady pride, -xDD And >_< add ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ coaws to Cancew when ^.^ he buwns -With >w< entewtainying great Hyperion. -This ;;w;; wowd OwO go to x3 him! Jupiter OwO fowbid, -xDD And >_> say uWu in >_> thundew ^-^ 'Achiwwes OwO go to >_< him.' -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is OwO weww! >w< He :33 wubs x3 the ;;w;; vein of ^.^ him. -xDD DIOMEDES. :3 [Aside] xDD And >w< how :33 his :3 siwence dwinks x3 up ÚwÚ this applause! -uWu AJAX. ;;w;; If UwU I OwO go to :3 him, with x3 my :3 awmed >_< fist I'll pash ^.^ him ^-^ o'ew x3 the -;;w;; face. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_< O, no, xDD you UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ go. -uWu AJAX. ^-^ An xDD 'a be OwO pwoud with ;;w;; me I'll uWu pheeze :33 his pwide. -Let ;;w;; me OwO go to ^.^ him. -ULYSSES. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ^.^ wowth :3 that uWu hangs ;;w;; upon UwU ouw ÚwÚ quawwew. -uWu AJAX. ^-^ A x3 pawtwy, UwU insowent xDD fewwow! -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] How ^.^ he describes >_< himsewf! -uWu AJAX. UwU Can ^.^ he nyot be ;;w;; sociabwe? -ULYSSES. :3 [Aside] uWu The >_> waven ^-^ chides blackness. -uWu AJAX. I'll wet :33 his humours blood. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 [Aside] >w< He xDD wiww be x3 the ^.^ physician :3 that >_> shouwd be x3 the -uWu patient. -uWu AJAX. ^-^ An aww ;;w;; men :3 wewe :3 a x3 my uWu mind- -ULYSSES. :3 [Aside] Wit ^.^ wouwd be x3 out of fashion. -uWu AJAX. >_> 'A >_> shouwd nyot UwU beaw >w< it >_> so, xDD 'a >_> shouwd ^-^ eat's wowds fiwst. -Shall >_< pwide carry :33 it? -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] ^-^ An uWu 'twouwd, you'd carry :33 hawf. -ULYSSES. :3 [Aside] >_> 'A ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; ten :3 shawes. -uWu AJAX. UwU I xDD wiww :33 knyead :3 him, I'll >_< make ^.^ him >_< suppwe. -^-^ NyESTOW. :3 [Aside] He's nyot yet ^w^ thwough OwO wawm. >w< Fowce ^.^ him with UwU pwaises; -pouw x3 in, pouw UwU in; :33 his ^-^ ambition >_> is >_< dwy. -ULYSSES. :33 [To ^.^ AGAMEMNyON] OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you >w< feed ^w^ too much on ÚwÚ this dislike. -^-^ NyESTOW. Our x3 nyobwe general, UwU do nyot UwU do :3 so. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_> You ^w^ must >_> pwepawe to >w< fight ^-^ without :33 Achiwwes. -ULYSSES. Why UwU 'tis ÚwÚ this OwO nyaming of ^.^ him does ^.^ him harm. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a man-but UwU 'tis >w< befowe :33 his face; -UwU I xDD wiww be ^-^ siwent. -^-^ NyESTOW. ÚwÚ Whewefowe >_> shouwd xDD you so? ->w< He >_> is nyot emulous, >_< as Achilles >w< is. -ULYSSES. xDD Knyow x3 the whole ^w^ wowwd, ^.^ he >_> is >_< as ^w^ vawiant. -uWu AJAX. ^-^ A UwU whoweson dog, :3 that UwU shaww xDD pawtew with >_> us UwU thus! -Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ Twoyan! -^-^ NyESTOW. >_> What :3 a :33 vice :3 wewe >w< it uWu in ^.^ Ajax x3 nyow- -ULYSSES. ;;w;; If ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 pwoud. -xDD DIOMEDES. :33 Ow covetous of ;;w;; pwaise. -ULYSSES. Ay, ow uWu suwwy >w< bownye. -xDD DIOMEDES. :33 Ow >_> stwange, ow sewf-affected. -ULYSSES. ^-^ Thank x3 the >w< heavens, uWu wowd, xDD thou awt of x3 sweet ^.^ composuwe -Praise ^.^ him :3 that gat ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ she :3 that uWu gave uWu thee ^w^ suck; -^-^ Fam'd be >w< thy tutor, ÚwÚ and >w< thy parts of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Thwice-fam'd :3 beyond, ^w^ beyond aww ewudition; -OwO But ^.^ he :3 that discipwin'd ^.^ thinye :3 awms to ^-^ fight- -Let uWu Maws OwO divide etewnyity uWu in twain -xDD And UwU give ^.^ him ÚwÚ hawf; x3 and, fow >w< thy OwO vigouw, -Bull-bearing ;;w;; Miwo :33 his >w< addition yield -;;w;; To sinyewy UwU Ajax. UwU I xDD wiww nyot praise >w< thy wisdom, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a bouwn, :3 a pawe, :3 a >w< showe, confines -x3 Thy ÚwÚ spacious ÚwÚ and ^w^ diwated pawts. >_> Hewe's Nyestow, -Instructed ^.^ by x3 the :3 antiquawy :3 times- ->w< He ;;w;; must, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot >_> but be OwO wise; -OwO But pardon, >w< fathew Nyestow, :3 wewe x3 youw OwO days -;;w;; As green >_< as >_< Ajax' ÚwÚ and x3 youw :3 bwain UwU so ÚwÚ tempew'd, ->_> You >_> shouwd nyot uWu have x3 the eminence of :3 him, -OwO But be >_< as UwU Ajax. -uWu AJAX. Shall UwU I caww xDD you father? -^-^ NyESTOW. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO son. -xDD DIOMEDES. ^w^ Be wuw'd ^.^ by :3 him, Lord UwU Ajax. -ULYSSES. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_< tawwying ^.^ hewe; x3 the UwU hawt Achilles -^-^ Keeps ;;w;; thicket. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it UwU ouw great general -;;w;; To caww togethew aww :33 his >w< state of UwU waw; ->w< Fwesh >w< kings OwO awe come to >_> Twoy. >_< To-mowwow -We ^w^ must with aww UwU ouw :33 main of powew stand x3 fast; -xDD And hewe's :3 a lord-come :3 knyights from uWu east to xDD west -xDD And ÚwÚ cuww uWu theiw x3 fwowew, ^.^ Ajax UwU shaww cope x3 the >_> best. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Go ^.^ we to counciw. Let Achilles OwO sweep. -Light ^w^ boats saiw swift, ^w^ though :33 gweatew :33 huwks dwaw deep. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE :3 1. ->_> Twoy. ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace - -Music sounds x3 within. Entew uWu PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 a SEWVANT - -PANDARUS. Fwiend, you-pway UwU you, :3 a OwO wowd. Do xDD you nyot ;;w;; fowwow x3 the xDD young -Lord uWu Pawis? -SEWVANT. Ay, ^w^ siw, when ^.^ he xDD goes >w< befowe x3 me. -PANDARUS. >_> You :3 depend ;;w;; upon :3 him, UwU I ^.^ mean? -SEWVANT. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU do :3 depend ;;w;; upon x3 the OwO wowd. -PANDARUS. >_> You :3 depend ;;w;; upon :3 a OwO nyotabwe gentleman; UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds praise -^.^ him. -SEWVANT. uWu The ;;w;; wowd be OwO pwaised! -PANDARUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow uWu me, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? -SEWVANT. Faith, ^w^ siw, :3 supewficiawwy. -PANDARUS. Fwiend, ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me ;;w;; bettew: UwU I ^w^ am x3 the Lord Pandarus. -SEWVANT. UwU I UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 youw honour ^-^ bettew. -PANDARUS. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe :3 it. -SEWVANT. >_> You OwO awe uWu in x3 the >w< state of grace. -PANDARUS. Grace! ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, fwiend; honour ÚwÚ and OwO wowdship OwO awe x3 my titwes. ->_> What uWu music >_> is :3 this? -SEWVANT. UwU I UwU do >_> but ;;w;; pawtwy knyow, siw; >w< it >_> is uWu music uWu in pawts. -PANDARUS. xDD Knyow xDD you x3 the :3 musicians? -SEWVANT. >_> Whowwy, sir. -PANDARUS. Who :33 pway ;;w;; they to? -SEWVANT. ;;w;; To x3 the >_> heawews, sir. -PANDARUS. At x3 whose x3 pweasuwe, >w< fwiend? -SEWVANT. At >_> minye, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and theirs :3 that wuv >_> music. -PANDARUS. :3 Command, UwU I mean, :3 fwiend. -SEWVANT. Who UwU shaww UwU I >_> command, UwU siw? -PANDARUS. Fwiend, ^.^ we understand nyot one x3 anyothew: UwU I ^w^ am to couwtwy, -ÚwÚ and xDD thou awt ^w^ too ;;w;; cunnying. At x3 whose request UwU do these ;;w;; men pway? -SEWVANT. >w< That's >_> to't, :33 indeed, sir. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, uWu at x3 the request of -Paris x3 my uWu wowd, who >_> is there uWu in ÚwÚ pewson; with ^.^ him x3 the >w< mowtaw ^w^ Venyus, -x3 the ^w^ heawt-bwood of >w< beauty, love's invisible ;;w;; souw- -PANDARUS. UwU Who, x3 my OwO cousin, :33 Cwessida? -SEWVANT. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, >_< Hewen. Could nyot xDD you find x3 out :3 that ^.^ by her -attributes? -PANDARUS. ^.^ It >_> shouwd ;;w;; seem, fewwow, :3 that xDD thou x3 hast nyot :3 seen x3 the xDD Wady -ÚwÚ Cwessida. UwU I come to speak with Paris from x3 the Prince Troilus; UwU I -xDD wiww >_< make :3 a uWu compwimentaw OwO assauwt ;;w;; upon :3 him, fow x3 my business -:33 seethes. -SEWVANT. :33 Sodden businyess! >_> Thewe's :3 a UwU stew'd phrase ^w^ indeed! - -Entew >w< PAWIS ÚwÚ and x3 HEWEN, ^w^ attended - -PANDARUS. Faiw be to UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and to aww ÚwÚ this >w< faiw ;;w;; company! -Faiw desires, uWu in aww >w< faiw uWu measuwe, ^.^ faiwwy ^w^ guide OwO them- especially -to UwU you, >w< faiw ^.^ queen! Faiw >_< thoughts be x3 youw >w< faiw ÚwÚ piwwow. -HELEN. >_< Deaw uWu wowd, xDD you OwO awe full of >w< faiw ÚwÚ wowds. -PANDARUS. >_> You speak x3 youw >w< faiw x3 pweasuwe, x3 sweet >w< queen. Faiw >_< pwince, -OwO hewe >_> is ÚwÚ good xDD bwoken >_> music. -:33 PAWIS. >_> You uWu have broke :33 it, :3 cousin; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, xDD you UwU shaww >_< make >w< it -whole again; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ piece >w< it x3 out with :3 a ^.^ piece of x3 youw -performance. -HELEN. >w< He >_> is full of >w< hawmony. -PANDARUS. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU wady, >w< nyo. -HELEN. >_< O, >_< siw- -PANDARUS. ^.^ Wude, uWu in sooth; uWu in ÚwÚ good sooth, xDD vewy UwU wude. -:33 PAWIS. Weww said, x3 my OwO wowd. xDD Weww, xDD you >_> say UwU so uWu in :33 fits. -PANDARUS. UwU I uWu have business to x3 my uWu wowd, uWu deaw >w< queen. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you -x3 vouchsafe ;;w;; me :3 a word? -HELEN. Nyay, ÚwÚ this UwU shaww nyot ^-^ hedge >_> us OwO out. ^-^ We'ww hear xDD you ^w^ sing, -certainly- -PANDARUS. Weww x3 sweet queen, xDD you OwO awe >_> pweasant with x3 me. But, marry, -thus, x3 my wowd: x3 my uWu deaw ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and UwU most esteemed fwiend, x3 youw -ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Twoiwus- -HELEN. OwO My Lord Pandarus, >_> honyey-sweet wowd- -PANDARUS. Go ^.^ to, x3 sweet queen, OwO go UwU to-commends >_< himsewf UwU most -;;w;; affectionyatewy to :3 you- -HELEN. >_> You UwU shaww nyot bob >_> us x3 out of UwU ouw ÚwÚ mewody. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU do, UwU ouw -^-^ mewanchowy ;;w;; upon x3 youw ÚwÚ head! -PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Sweet queen, x3 sweet queen; ^w^ that's :3 a x3 sweet queen, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -HELEN. xDD And to >_< make :3 a x3 sweet uWu wady >_> sad >_> is :3 a :3 souw OwO offence. -PANDARUS. Nyay, :3 that UwU shaww nyot serve x3 youw >_< tuwn; :3 that UwU shaww >w< it >_> nyot, -uWu in truth, :3 wa. Nyay, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow xDD such words; no, >w< nyo. >_> -And, x3 my -uWu wowd, ^.^ he desiwes xDD you :3 that, >_> if x3 the ^w^ King caww fow ^.^ him uWu at :3 suppew, -xDD you xDD wiww >_< make :33 his uWu excuse. -HELEN. OwO My Lord Pandawus! -PANDARUS. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my x3 sweet queen, x3 my xDD vewy xDD vewy x3 sweet xDD queen? -:33 PAWIS. >_> What expwoit's uWu in hand? Whewe UwU sups ^.^ he :3 to-nyight? -HELEN. Nyay, but, x3 my wowd- -PANDARUS. >_> What ;;w;; says x3 my x3 sweet queen?-My xDD cousin xDD wiww faww x3 out with -OwO you. -HELEN. >_> You ^w^ must nyot ^.^ knyow :3 whewe ^.^ he sups. -:33 PAWIS. I'll uWu way x3 my :3 wife, with x3 my UwU disposew ÚwÚ Cwessida. -PANDARUS. :3 Nyo, no, nyo xDD such mattew; xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ wide. ^.^ Come, x3 youw UwU disposew ->_> is ;;w;; sick. -:33 PAWIS. xDD Weww, I'll OwO make's uWu excuse. -PANDARUS. Ay, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. Why >_> shouwd xDD you >_> say :33 Cwessida? -:3 Nyo, x3 youw poor disposew's ;;w;; sick. -:33 PAWIS. UwU I ^-^ spy. -PANDARUS. >_> You ^-^ spy! >_> What UwU do xDD you spy?-Come, UwU give ;;w;; me >w< an x3 instwument. ->_> Nyow, x3 sweet >w< queen. -HELEN. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^-^ kindwy ^-^ donye. -PANDARUS. OwO My uWu nyiece >_> is >w< howwibwy uWu in wuv with :3 a ^.^ thing xDD you have, x3 sweet ->w< queen. -HELEN. :33 She UwU shaww uWu have :33 it, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> if >w< it be nyot x3 my Lord Paris. -PANDARUS. >w< He! :3 Nyo, ^.^ she'ww >_< nyonye of him; ;;w;; they >w< two OwO awe >_< twain. -HELEN. Fawwing x3 in, ÚwÚ aftew falling ^.^ out, OwO may >_< make them thwee. -PANDARUS. ^.^ Come, x3 come. I'll hear nyo ^.^ mowe of >_< this; I'll ^.^ sing xDD you :3 a -ÚwÚ song now. -HELEN. Ay, :33 ay, :33 pwithee now. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 sweet uWu wowd, xDD thou x3 hast :3 a -OwO finye forehead. -PANDARUS. Ay, xDD you may, xDD you may. -HELEN. Let >w< thy ÚwÚ song be love. This wuv xDD wiww undo >_> us all. x3 O Cupid, -Cupid, ^-^ Cupid! -PANDARUS. :33 Wuv! Ay, :3 that >w< it UwU shaww, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -:33 PAWIS. Ay, ÚwÚ good now, xDD wuv, xDD wuv, >_< nyothing >_> but love. -PANDARUS. ^w^ In ÚwÚ good troth, >w< it ÚwÚ begins :3 so. OwO [Sings] - -Wuv, xDD wuv, >_< nyothing >_> but xDD wuv, still xDD wuv, still uWu mowe! -For, oh, love's bow -:3 Shoots buck ÚwÚ and UwU doe; -uWu The >w< shaft ;;w;; confounds -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 that >w< it ;;w;; wounds, -OwO But >w< tickwes still x3 the sore. -;;w;; These ^w^ wuvws ^-^ cwy, x3 O :3 ho, ;;w;; they ^-^ die! -ÚwÚ Yet :3 that which ;;w;; seems x3 the ;;w;; wound to OwO kiww -^-^ Doth turn x3 O ho! to :33 ha! :33 ha! OwO he! -^w^ So dying wuv ;;w;; wives xDD stiww. -x3 O ho! :3 a while, >_> but :33 ha! :33 ha! :33 ha! -x3 O ho! groans x3 out fow :33 ha! :33 ha! OwO ha!-hey ho! - -HELEN. ^w^ In xDD wuv, :33 i' ^w^ faith, to x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ tip of x3 the nyose. -:33 PAWIS. >w< He ^w^ eats >_< nyothing >_> but x3 duvs, love; ÚwÚ and :3 that breeds :3 hot bwood, -ÚwÚ and :3 hot :3 bwood begets :3 hot thoughts, ÚwÚ and :3 hot >_< thoughts x3 beget :3 hot -uWu deeds, ÚwÚ and :3 hot >_< deeds >_> is love. -PANDARUS. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the OwO genyewation of love: :3 hot bwood, :3 hot thoughts, -ÚwÚ and :3 hot >_> deeds? Why, ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 vipews. Is wuv :3 a OwO genyewation of -^.^ vipews? ÚwÚ Sweet uWu wowd, OwO who's a-field today? -:33 PAWIS. Hectow, ;;w;; Deiphobus, OwO Hewenyus, Antenyow, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the xDD gawwantwy -of >_> Twoy. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain uWu have awm'd uWu to-day, >_> but x3 my ;;w;; Nyeww ^.^ wouwd nyot -uWu have >w< it :3 so. How chance x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus OwO went ^w^ nyot? -HELEN. >w< He uWu hangs x3 the >_< wip uWu at OwO something. >_> You ^.^ knyow all, Lord Pandarus. -PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Nyot I, >_> honyey-sweet >w< queen. UwU I ^-^ wong to hear >w< how ;;w;; they spend -^w^ to-day. You'll remember x3 youw brother's OwO excuse? -:33 PAWIS. ;;w;; To :3 a >w< haiw. -PANDARUS. UwU Faweweww, x3 sweet >w< queen. -HELEN. >_< Commend ;;w;; me to x3 youw niece. -PANDARUS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 sweet >w< queen. ÚwÚ Exit. Sound :3 a ;;w;; wetweat -:33 PAWIS. They'we come from x3 the >_> fiewd. Let >_> us to ^w^ Pwiam's ^-^ haww -;;w;; To x3 gweet x3 the warriors. ÚwÚ Sweet Hewen, UwU I ^w^ must ^.^ woo xDD you -;;w;; To OwO hewp :33 unyawm UwU ouw ^-^ Hectow. ÚwÚ His ^-^ stubbown buckwes, -With these x3 youw ^-^ white ;;w;; enchanting x3 fingews ^-^ touch'd, -Shall ^.^ mowe UwU obey than to x3 the UwU edge of steew -:33 Ow force of Gweekish xDD sinyews; xDD you UwU shaww UwU do ^.^ mowe -Than aww x3 the >_< iswand kings-disawm great ^-^ Hectow. -HELEN. 'Twiww >_< make >_> us OwO pwoud to be :33 his uWu sewvant, OwO Pawis; -Yea, >_> what ^.^ he UwU shaww receive of >_> us uWu in >_> duty ->w< Gives >_> us ^.^ mowe ^.^ pawm uWu in beauty than ^.^ we have, -Yea, overshines ourself. -:33 PAWIS. OwO Sweet, :33 abuv xDD thought UwU I wuv thee. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. ->_> Twoy. PANDAWUS' orchard - -Entew uWu PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and TWOIWUS' :3 BOY, meeting - -PANDARUS. How >_< nyow! :3 Whewe's >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew? At x3 my xDD cousin uWu Cwessida's? -BOY. :3 Nyo, siw; ^.^ he uWu stays fow xDD you to ÚwÚ conduct ^.^ him xDD thithew. - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - -PANDARUS. >_< O, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. How now, >w< how >_< nyow! ->_> TWOIWUS. Siwwah, UwU wawk off. uWu Exit uWu Boy -PANDARUS. :3 Have xDD you :3 seen x3 my cousin? ->_> TWOIWUS. :3 Nyo, Pandarus. UwU I x3 stawk about her doow -Wike :3 a ;;w;; stwange :3 souw ;;w;; upon x3 the Stygian uWu banks ->_< Staying fow >_< waftage. >_< O, be xDD thou x3 my Chawon, -xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me UwU swift ^-^ twanspowtance to these fields -Whewe UwU I OwO may x3 wawwow uWu in x3 the ;;w;; wiwy beds -xDD Pwopos'd fow x3 the ;;w;; desewvew! x3 O ^-^ gentwe Pandar, -Fwom uWu Cupid's shoulder pluck :33 his painted wings, -xDD And fwy with ;;w;; me to Cressid! -PANDARUS. >_< Wawk OwO hewe :33 i' x3 th' >_> owchawd, I'll ;;w;; bwing her stwaight. -uWu Exit ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I ^w^ am giddy; expectation whirls ;;w;; me wound. -xDD Th' imaginary wewish >_> is UwU so x3 sweet -:33 That >w< it >_> enchants x3 my sense; >_> what xDD wiww >w< it be -x3 When :3 that x3 the ^.^ wat'wy palate :33 tastes ÚwÚ indeed ->w< Wuv's thwice-wepuwed xDD nyectaw? Death, UwU I feaw OwO me; -x3 Swoonying destwuction; ow x3 some joy ^w^ too uWu finye, -Too >w< subtwe-potent, ÚwÚ tun'd ^w^ too ^-^ shawp uWu in sweetness, -For x3 the ;;w;; capacity of x3 my ruder xDD powews. -UwU I feaw >w< it >_> much; ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU do feaw ;;w;; besides -:33 That UwU I UwU shaww wose distinction uWu in x3 my :33 joys; -;;w;; As xDD doth :3 a battwe, when ;;w;; they :3 chawge on OwO heaps -uWu The ;;w;; enyemy flying. - -^.^ We-entew uWu PANDAWUS - -PANDARUS. >_> She's x3 making her :3 weady, ^.^ she'ww come >_< stwaight; xDD you ^w^ must be -^.^ witty now. :33 She does UwU so blush, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fetches her wind UwU so ^.^ showt, >_< as ->_> if ^.^ she :3 wewe fray'd with :3 a :33 spwite. I'll :3 fetch her. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the -pwettiest villain; ^.^ she ^-^ fetches her UwU bweath >_< as showt >_< as :3 a ^.^ nyew-ta'en -OwO spawwow. uWu Exit ->_> TWOIWUS. Even xDD such :3 a passion xDD doth >_< embwace x3 my ÚwÚ bosom. -OwO My >_< heawt ÚwÚ beats ^w^ thickew than :3 a feverous puwse, -xDD And aww x3 my ÚwÚ powews UwU do uWu theiw ^-^ bestowing OwO wose, -Wike xDD vassawage uWu at unyawawes encount'wing -uWu The ^w^ eye of :33 majesty. - -^.^ We-entew uWu PANDAWUS With :3 CWESSIDA - -PANDARUS. ^.^ Come, come, >_> what >_< nyeed xDD you bwush? ;;w;; Shame's :3 a ^w^ baby.-Hewe ^.^ she ->_> is >_< nyow; >_< sweaw x3 the >w< oaths nyow to her :3 that xDD you uWu have sworn to OwO me.- -What, OwO awe xDD you >_> gonye ^w^ again? >_> You ^w^ must be UwU watch'd ere xDD you be UwU made -tame, ^w^ must you? :3 Come x3 youw >w< ways, come x3 youw x3 ways; >w< an xDD you dwaw -backward, we'll put xDD you :33 i' x3 th' xDD fiwws.-Why UwU do xDD you nyot speak to -her?-Come, dwaw ÚwÚ this ^-^ cuwtain ÚwÚ and >_> wet's >_> see x3 youw x3 pictuwe. -Awas x3 the ^-^ day, >w< how loath xDD you OwO awe to ^-^ offend daywight! ^-^ An >w< 'twewe ->_> dawk, you'd ^-^ cwose soonyew. So, so; :3 wub ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss x3 the mistwess -How now, :3 a :3 kiss uWu in fee-fawm! Buiwd thewe, carpenter; x3 the ^w^ aiw >_> is -sweet. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww >w< fight x3 youw heawts x3 out ere UwU I ÚwÚ pawt OwO you. uWu The -fawcon >_< as x3 the tercel, fow aww x3 the ÚwÚ ducks :33 i' x3 th' river. Go ^.^ to, OwO go -;;w;; to. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> You uWu have >_> beweft ;;w;; me of aww wowds, >_> wady. -PANDARUS. Words x3 pay nyo debts, UwU give her ^-^ deeds; >_> but ^.^ she'ww ;;w;; beweave -xDD you ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< deeds :3 too, >_> if ^.^ she caww x3 youw OwO activity uWu in x3 question. -What, >w< biwwing ^w^ again? >_> Hewe's :3 'In >_> witnyess xDD wheweof x3 the ;;w;; pawties -intewchangeabwy.' :3 Come x3 in, come UwU in; I'll OwO go get :3 a >_> fiwe. -uWu Exit -^.^ CWESSIDA. Will xDD you UwU wawk x3 in, x3 my xDD wowd? ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O Cressid, >w< how often uWu have UwU I >w< wish'd ;;w;; me UwU thus! -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 Wish'd, x3 my ^.^ wowd! uWu The gods gwant-O x3 my ^.^ wowd! ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> What >_> shouwd ;;w;; they ;;w;; gwant? >_> What x3 makes ÚwÚ this OwO pwetty abruption? ->_> What ^w^ too curious dreg espies x3 my x3 sweet uWu wady uWu in x3 the ^w^ fountain of UwU ouw -love? -^.^ CWESSIDA. uWu Mowe UwU dwegs than >_< watew, >_> if x3 my OwO feaws uWu have :3 eyes. ->_> TWOIWUS. Feaws >_< make xDD deviws of chewubims; ;;w;; they >_< nyevew >_> see UwU twuwy. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Bwind ;;w;; feaw, :3 that ^-^ seeing reason leads, ÚwÚ finds safer footing -than ^w^ bwind reason x3 stumbwing ^-^ without ;;w;; feaw. ;;w;; To feaw x3 the worst ;;w;; oft -cures x3 the x3 wowse. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_< O, wet x3 my uWu wady >_< appwehend nyo ÚwÚ feaw! ^w^ In aww uWu Cupid's pageant -there >_> is pwesented nyo ^.^ monstew. -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 Nyow >_< nyothing monstwous OwO nyeithew? ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU Nyothing, >_> but UwU ouw undewtakings when ^.^ we vow to xDD weep seas, -^w^ wive uWu in ^w^ fiwe, :33 cat UwU wocks, >w< tame >_> tigews; uWu thinking >w< it harder fow UwU ouw -mistwess to >w< devise ÚwÚ imposition enough than fow >_> us to ^w^ undewgo xDD any -difficulty UwU imposed. This >_> is x3 the monstruosity uWu in xDD wuv, UwU wady, :3 that -x3 the xDD wiww >_> is infinite, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 execution c-confin'd; :3 that x3 the ^.^ desiwe ->_> is ;;w;; boundwess, ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; act :3 a ;;w;; swave to limit. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ They >_> say aww ^w^ wuvws >_< sweaw ^.^ mowe :3 pewfowmance than ;;w;; they OwO awe -able, ÚwÚ and yet reserve >w< an ability :3 that ;;w;; they >_< nyevew perform; vowing -^.^ mowe than x3 the pewfection of x3 ten, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dischawging less than x3 the ->_> tenth ÚwÚ pawt of onye. ^-^ They :3 that uWu have x3 the uWu voice of wions ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; act -of hares, OwO awe ;;w;; they nyot monstews? ->_> TWOIWUS. ^w^ Awe there ;;w;; such? >w< Such OwO awe nyot >_< we. Praise >_> us >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe -ÚwÚ tasted, UwU awwow >_> us >_< as ^.^ we pwuv; UwU ouw >_> head UwU shaww OwO go OwO bawe >w< tiww merit ->_< cwown :3 it. No pewfection uWu in reversion UwU shaww uWu have :3 a praise uWu in -:33 pwesent. We xDD wiww nyot xDD nyame desewt >w< befowe :33 his birth; x3 and, ^.^ being -born, :33 his >w< addition UwU shaww be OwO humbwe. uWu Few wowds to >w< faiw :3 faith: -Twoiwus UwU shaww be xDD such to ^w^ Cwessid >_< as >_> what :3 envy ^.^ can >_> say worst UwU shaww -be :3 a ÚwÚ mock fow :33 his truth; ÚwÚ and >_> what uWu twuth ^.^ can speak uWu twuest nyot -twuew than x3 Twoiwus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Will xDD you UwU wawk x3 in, x3 my xDD wowd? - -^.^ We-entew uWu PANDAWUS - -PANDARUS. What, ;;w;; bwushing still? :3 Have xDD you nyot donye :33 tawking :33 yet? -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, uWu uncwe, >_> what >w< fowwy UwU I commit, UwU I dedicate to OwO you. -PANDARUS. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow :33 that; >_> if x3 my ;;w;; wowd get :3 a ;;w;; boy of UwU you, you'ww -UwU give ^.^ him x3 me. ^w^ Be true to x3 my wowd; >_> if ^.^ he flinch, UwU chide ;;w;; me fow :3 it. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> You ^.^ knyow nyow x3 youw ÚwÚ hostages: x3 youw ^-^ uncwe's ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< fiwm -ÚwÚ faith. -PANDARUS. Nyay, I'll UwU give x3 my ;;w;; wowd fow her ^w^ too: UwU ouw ;;w;; kindwed, ^w^ though -;;w;; they be ^-^ wong ere ;;w;; they OwO awe ÚwÚ wooed, ;;w;; they OwO awe ^w^ constant ^.^ being ^w^ won; -;;w;; they OwO awe ^.^ buws, UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu you; they'ww OwO stick :3 whewe ;;w;; they OwO awe -^.^ thwown. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Boldness x3 comes to ;;w;; me nyow ÚwÚ and >_< bwings ;;w;; me ;;w;; heawt. -Prince ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd xDD you >w< nyight ÚwÚ and day -For UwU many ÚwÚ weawy ÚwÚ months. ->_> TWOIWUS. Why UwU was x3 my ^w^ Cwessid xDD then UwU so x3 hawd to ^.^ win? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Hawd to xDD seem ^w^ won; >_> but UwU I UwU was >_> won, x3 my uWu wowd, -With x3 the xDD fiwst glance :3 that ^w^ evew-pawdon x3 me. -;;w;; If UwU I x3 confess ÚwÚ much, xDD you xDD wiww :33 pway x3 the tywant. -UwU I wuv xDD you >_< nyow; >_> but >w< tiww nyow nyot UwU so much -OwO But UwU I ^w^ might >_< mastew :3 it. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I wie; -OwO My >_< thoughts :3 wewe ^.^ wike unbwidwed chiwdwen, grown -Too headstrong fow uWu theiw x3 mothew. :3 See, ^.^ we uWu foows! -Why uWu have UwU I UwU bwabb'd? Who UwU shaww be true to us, -x3 When ^.^ we OwO awe UwU so unsecwet to ;;w;; ouwsewves? -But, ^w^ though UwU I :3 wov'd xDD you weww, UwU I woo'd xDD you x3 nyot; -xDD And ^w^ yet, ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, UwU I >w< wish'd mysewf :3 a ^w^ man, -:33 Ow :3 that ^.^ we x3 women xDD had men's OwO pwiviwege -Of speaking fiwst. OwO Sweet, bid ;;w;; me howd x3 my ;;w;; tongue, -For uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU waptuwe UwU I UwU shaww x3 suwewy speak -uWu The ^.^ thing UwU I UwU shaww wepent. :3 See, see, x3 youw siwence, -Cunning uWu in dumbness, from x3 my ^.^ weaknyess ÚwÚ dwaws -OwO My xDD vewy :3 souw of :3 counsew. uWu Stop x3 my xDD mouth. ->_> TWOIWUS. xDD And UwU shaww, OwO awbeit x3 sweet uWu music >_> issues ^w^ thence. -PANDARUS. Pretty, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, UwU pawdon OwO me; ->_< 'Twas nyot x3 my OwO puwpose OwO thus to ÚwÚ beg :3 a >w< kiss. -UwU I ^w^ am asham'd. x3 O OwO heavens! >_> what uWu have UwU I done? -For ÚwÚ this time xDD wiww UwU I OwO take x3 my weave, x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> TWOIWUS. uWu Youw weave, x3 sweet Cressid! -PANDARUS. Leave! ^-^ An xDD you OwO take OwO weave >w< tiww to-mowwow ^w^ mownying- -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Pway UwU you, :3 content OwO you. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> What offends UwU you, x3 wady? -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Siw, >_< minye UwU own UwU company. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot UwU shun OwO youwsewf. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Let ;;w;; me OwO go ÚwÚ and >_> twy. -UwU I uWu have :3 a uWu kind of self UwU wesides with uWu you; -OwO But >w< an :3 unkind ;;w;; sewf, :3 that itsewf xDD wiww OwO weave -;;w;; To be another's xDD foow. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be ;;w;; gonye. -Whewe >_> is x3 my ^-^ wit? UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what UwU I >_< speak. ->_> TWOIWUS. Weww ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they >_> what ;;w;; they speak :3 that speak UwU so wisely. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Pewchance, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I x3 show ^.^ mowe cwaft than love; -xDD And UwU feww UwU so roundly to :3 a large >_> confession -;;w;; To :3 angwe fow x3 youw thoughts; >_> but xDD you OwO awe x3 wise- -:33 Ow >_> ewse xDD you wuv x3 nyot; fow to be uWu wise ÚwÚ and wuv -Exceeds :33 man's might; :3 that dwells with gods abuv. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O :3 that UwU I xDD thought >w< it couwd be uWu in :3 a ^-^ woman- -As, >_> if >w< it ^-^ can, UwU I xDD wiww presume uWu in :3 you- -;;w;; To >w< feed fow ^.^ aye her wamp ÚwÚ and flames of love; -;;w;; To >_< keep her >_> constancy uWu in plight ÚwÚ and youth, ->w< Outwiving beauty's outwawd, with :3 a ^-^ mind -:33 That xDD doth renew ^w^ swiftew than :3 bwood >_< decays! -:33 Ow :3 that :3 pewsuasion couwd >_> but OwO thus convince ;;w;; me -:33 That x3 my >_< integwity ÚwÚ and uWu twuth to xDD you -^.^ Might be ÚwÚ affwonted with x3 the >_< match ÚwÚ and >_> weight -Of xDD such :3 a winnowed xDD puwity uWu in love. -How :3 wewe UwU I xDD then xDD upwifted! but, :3 awas, -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as true >_< as ^-^ twuth's simplicity, -xDD And simpler than x3 the infancy of truth. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In :3 that I'll >w< waw with OwO you. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O virtuous x3 fight, -x3 When >w< wight with >w< wight UwU waws who UwU shaww be UwU most wight! -;;w;; Twue OwO swains uWu in wuv UwU shaww uWu in x3 the wowwd to come -xDD Appwuv uWu theiw uWu twuth ^.^ by ^.^ Twoiwus, when uWu theiw whymes, -Full of protest, of ;;w;; oath, ÚwÚ and big compare, -OwO Want simiwes, uWu twuth ^.^ tiw'd with iteration- -;;w;; As true >_< as >w< steew, >_< as OwO pwantage to x3 the ;;w;; moon, -;;w;; As sun to ^-^ day, >_< as ^-^ tuwtwe to her ÚwÚ mate, -;;w;; As iwon to x3 adamant, >_< as ^.^ eawth to x3 th' >_> centwe- -Yet, ÚwÚ aftew aww UwU compawisons of truth, -;;w;; As ^-^ twuth's OwO authentic ÚwÚ authow to be cited, -;;w;; 'As true >_< as ;;w;; Twoiwus' UwU shaww >_< cwown x3 up x3 the >_> vewse -xDD And >_> sanctify x3 the nyumbews. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Prophet OwO may xDD you OwO be! -;;w;; If UwU I be :3 fawse, ow ^w^ swewve :3 a >_< haiw from truth, -x3 When time >_> is ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and hath fowgot itself, -x3 When x3 watewdwops uWu have wown x3 the ^.^ stonyes of Troy, -xDD And ^w^ bwind oblivion swallow'd ^w^ cities up, -xDD And ^-^ mighty UwU states ^w^ chawactewwess OwO awe :3 gwated -;;w;; To ÚwÚ dusty ^.^ nyothing-yet wet ^w^ memowy -Fwom UwU fawse to :3 fawse, ^-^ among UwU fawse ^w^ maids uWu in xDD wuv, -uWu Upbwaid x3 my UwU fawsehood when x3 th' uWu have uWu said ;;w;; 'As UwU fawse -;;w;; As air, >_< as >_< watew, ;;w;; wind, ow uWu sandy earth, -;;w;; As fox to lamb, ow OwO wowf to x3 heifew's cawf, -Pard to x3 the >w< hind, ow >_< stepdame to her >_< son'- -Yea, wet them say, to OwO stick x3 the >_< heawt of fawsehood, -;;w;; 'As UwU fawse >_< as Cwessid.' -PANDARUS. Go ^.^ to, :3 a ^w^ bawgain ÚwÚ made; UwU seaw :33 it, UwU seaw uWu it; I'll be x3 the -witness. :3 Hewe UwU I howd x3 youw xDD hand; OwO hewe x3 my >w< cousin's. ;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you -^-^ pwuv UwU fawse one to another, xDD since UwU I uWu have :33 taken xDD such ^w^ pains to -;;w;; bwing xDD you together, wet aww ^w^ pitifuw goers- ^-^ between be ^w^ caww'd to -x3 the OwO wowwd's >w< end ÚwÚ aftew x3 my nyame-caww them aww ÚwÚ Pandaws; wet aww -^w^ constant ;;w;; men be Twoiwuses, aww UwU fawse x3 women Cwessids, ÚwÚ and aww -OwO bwokews ^-^ between Pandars. x3 Say >_> 'Amen.' ->_> TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Amen. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Amen. -PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Amen. x3 Wheweupon UwU I xDD wiww x3 show xDD you :3 a x3 chambew -ÚwÚ and :3 a bed; which ^.^ bed, uWu because >w< it UwU shaww nyot speak of x3 youw -OwO pwetty UwU encountews, x3 pwess >w< it to death. >_> Away! -xDD And x3 Cupid gwant aww tongue-tied ^.^ maidens UwU hewe, -Bed, chamber, pander, to provide ÚwÚ this gear! Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. -uWu The Gweek ÚwÚ camp - ->w< Fwouwish. Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, ^-^ DIOMEDES, uWu NyESTOW, ^.^ AJAX, >_> MENyEWAUS, -ÚwÚ and CALCHAS - -:33 CAWCHAS. >_> Nyow, Pwinces, fow x3 the OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have :33 donye, -xDD Th' ^w^ advantage of x3 the time prompts ;;w;; me >_< awoud -;;w;; To caww fow ;;w;; wecompense. Appear >w< it to x3 youw ^-^ mind -^.^ That, ^w^ thwough x3 the ^.^ sight UwU I UwU beaw uWu in ^.^ things to come, -UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ abandon'd Troy, left x3 my ^-^ possession, -^w^ Incuww'd :3 a UwU twaitow's :33 nyame, >_> expos'd mysewf -Fwom xDD cewtain ÚwÚ and >_< possess'd x3 convenyiences -;;w;; To ^.^ doubtfuw fortunes, sequest'ring from ;;w;; me aww -:33 That time, ÚwÚ acquaintance, ^-^ custom, ÚwÚ and ^w^ condition, -Made >w< tame ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ famiwiaw to x3 my >_< nyatuwe; -xDD And UwU hewe, to UwU do xDD you sewvice, ^w^ am :33 become -;;w;; As x3 nyew x3 into x3 the ^w^ wowwd, >_> stwange, unacquainted- -UwU I UwU do :33 beseech UwU you, >_< as uWu in uWu way of x3 taste, -;;w;; To UwU give ;;w;; me nyow :3 a xDD wittwe ^-^ benyefit -UwU Out of UwU those UwU many ;;w;; wegist'wed uWu in ;;w;; pwomise, ->_< Which xDD you >_> say ^w^ wive to come uWu in x3 my ^.^ behawf. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What wouldst xDD thou of us, Twoyan? ^-^ Make >_> demand. -:33 CAWCHAS. >_> You uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ Twoyan ÚwÚ pwisonyew ^w^ caww'd Antenyow, ->w< Yestewday UwU took; Twoy ÚwÚ howds ^.^ him xDD vewy deaw. -x3 Oft uWu have ^.^ you-often uWu have xDD you thanks ;;w;; thewefowe- -uWu Desiw'd x3 my ^w^ Cwessid uWu in >w< wight great ^w^ exchange, -;;w;; Whom Twoy hath still :33 denyied; >_> but ÚwÚ this Antenyow, -UwU I knyow, >_> is xDD such :3 a x3 wwest uWu in uWu theiw affairs -:33 That uWu theiw x3 nyegotiations aww ^w^ must ^w^ swack -:3 Wanting :33 his UwU manyage; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wiww almost -Give >_> us :3 a >_> pwince of bwood, :3 a >_< son of ^w^ Pwiam, -^w^ In change of ^.^ him. Let ^.^ him be ;;w;; sent, great Pwinces, -xDD And ^.^ he UwU shaww UwU buy x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; ÚwÚ and her x3 pwesence -Shall quite strike x3 off aww OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have donye -^w^ In UwU most x3 accepted OwO pain. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Let ;;w;; Diomedes UwU beaw :3 him, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing >_> us ^w^ Cwessid hithew. Calchas UwU shaww uWu have ->_> What ^.^ he uWu wequests of >_> us. ^-^ Good :33 Diomed, -Fuwnyish xDD you ^.^ faiwwy fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ intewchange; -Withaw, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; wowd >_> if >_> Hectow xDD wiww to-mowwow -^w^ Be x3 answew'd uWu in :33 his chawwenge. ^.^ Ajax >_> is weady. -xDD DIOMEDES. This UwU shaww UwU I undertake; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 a buwden ->_< Which UwU I ^w^ am OwO pwoud to bear. -Exeunt x3 DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and CALCHAS - -UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS stand uWu in uWu theiw ^w^ tent - -ULYSSES. Achilles >w< stands :33 i' x3 th' entrance of :33 his uWu tent. -ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it UwU ouw general pass OwO stwangewy ^.^ by :3 him, -;;w;; As >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe :3 fowgot; x3 and, Princes all, -Way negligent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woose regard ;;w;; upon ^.^ him. -UwU I xDD wiww come last. 'Tis ^.^ wike he'ww ;;w;; question ;;w;; me -Why xDD such ÚwÚ unpwausive eyes OwO awe xDD bent, >w< why >_> tuwn'd on him? -;;w;; If >_> so, UwU I uWu have dewision uWu med'cinyabwe -;;w;; To use ^-^ between x3 youw :33 stwangenyess ÚwÚ and :33 his pride, ->_< Which :33 his UwU own xDD wiww UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ desiwe to ^-^ dwink. -^.^ It OwO may UwU do UwU good. Pride hath nyo othew gwass -;;w;; To x3 show itsewf >_> but >_> pwide; fow supple knees -UwU Feed uWu awwogance ÚwÚ and OwO awe x3 the OwO pwoud :33 man's ÚwÚ fees. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ We'ww :33 execute x3 youw xDD puwpose, ÚwÚ and put on -^-^ A >_< fowm of :33 stwangenyess >_< as ^.^ we pass >_> awong. -^w^ So UwU do >_< each wowd; ÚwÚ and xDD eithew x3 gweet ^.^ him >_> nyot, -:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 disdainfuwwy, which UwU shaww ;;w;; shake ^.^ him ^.^ mowe -Than >_> if nyot >_> wook'd :3 on. UwU I xDD wiww lead x3 the >_> way. -ACHIWWES. >_> What x3 comes x3 the general to speak with me? ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 mind. I'll >w< fight nyo ^.^ mowe uWu 'gainst >_> Twoy. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ;;w;; says uWu Achiwwes? Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ aught with us? -^-^ NyESTOW. Wouwd UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ aught with x3 the x3 genyewaw? -ACHIWWES. No. -^-^ NyESTOW. UwU Nyothing, x3 my OwO wowd. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. uWu The ^-^ bettew. -Exeunt AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and :3 NyESTOW -ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good ^-^ day, ÚwÚ good x3 day. -:33 MENyEWAUS. How UwU do you? How UwU do you? uWu Exit -ACHIWWES. What, does x3 the cuckold ^w^ scown me? -uWu AJAX. How now, ^.^ Patwocwus? -ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good morrow, UwU Ajax. -uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Ha? -ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good :3 mowwow. -uWu AJAX. Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good :3 nyext day UwU too. uWu Exit -ACHIWWES. >_> What >_> mean these fewwows? xDD Knyow ;;w;; they nyot uWu Achiwwes? -PATWOCWUS. ^-^ They pass ^.^ by stwangewy. ^-^ They :3 wewe ;;w;; us'd to ÚwÚ bend, -;;w;; To >_> send uWu theiw ^-^ smiwes >w< befowe them to ^.^ Achiwwes, -;;w;; To come >_< as x3 humbwy >_< as ;;w;; they ;;w;; us'd to :3 cweep -;;w;; To >w< howy ^-^ awtaws. -ACHIWWES. What, ^w^ am UwU I poor of uWu wate? -'Tis cewtain, greatness, >_> once fall'n x3 out with fowtunye, -:3 Must faww x3 out with ;;w;; men UwU too. >_> What x3 the declin'd ;;w;; is, ->w< He UwU shaww >_< as >w< soon ^w^ wead uWu in x3 the eyes of ;;w;; othews -;;w;; As x3 feew uWu in :33 his UwU own uWu faww; fow men, ^.^ wike UwU buttewfwies, -uWu Show nyot uWu theiw meawy x3 wings >_> but to x3 the summer; -xDD And nyot :3 a x3 man fow ^.^ being simply x3 man ->_< Hath xDD any honyouw, >_> but honour fow UwU those honyouws -:33 That OwO awe ^-^ without :3 him, >_< as pwace, ÚwÚ wiches, ÚwÚ and favour, ->w< Pwizes of :3 accident, >_< as ;;w;; oft >_< as x3 mewit; ->_< Which when ;;w;; they ^.^ faww, >_< as ^.^ being slippery UwU standews, -uWu The wuv :3 that lean'd on them >_< as slippery :3 too, -^-^ Doth one pluck down another, ÚwÚ and togethew -:33 Die uWu in x3 the UwU faww. OwO But UwU 'tis nyot UwU so with ;;w;; me: -:33 Fowtunye ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe >_< fwiends; UwU I UwU do ^.^ enjoy -At uWu ampwe :33 point aww :3 that UwU I uWu did possess -:3 Save these men's looks; who UwU do, UwU methinks, find x3 out -xDD Something nyot ^.^ wowth uWu in ;;w;; me xDD such rich beholding -;;w;; As ;;w;; they uWu have often ;;w;; given. :3 Hewe >_> is UwU Uwysses. -I'll interrupt :33 his reading. -How now, Ulysses! -ULYSSES. >_> Nyow, great ^w^ Thetis' ^w^ son! -ACHIWWES. >_> What OwO awe xDD you :33 weading? -ULYSSES. ^-^ A ;;w;; stwange fewwow OwO hewe -:33 Wwites ;;w;; me :3 that ;;w;; man-how ÚwÚ deawwy OwO evew parted, -How much uWu in x3 having, ow ^-^ without ow in- -UwU Cannyot >_< make boast to uWu have :3 that which ^.^ he :33 hath, -x3 Nyow feews nyot >_> what ^.^ he >w< owes, >_> but ^.^ by wefwection; -;;w;; As when :33 his uWu viwtues >_< shinying ;;w;; upon ;;w;; othews ->_> Heat ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they xDD wetowt :3 that ^.^ heat again -;;w;; To x3 the xDD fiwst uWu givew. -ACHIWWES. This >_> is nyot >_> stwange, UwU Uwysses. -uWu The beauty :3 that >_> is :3 bownye OwO hewe uWu in x3 the OwO face -uWu The bearer xDD knyows >_> nyot, >_> but uWu commends itsewf -;;w;; To OwO othews' eyes; nor xDD doth x3 the ^w^ eye :3 itsewf- -:33 That UwU most puwe ^w^ spiwit of ;;w;; sense-behowd itself, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 going from >_< itsewf; >_> but ^w^ eye to ^w^ eye >_< opposed -Sawutes >_< each othew with >_< each ;;w;; othew's fowm; -For speculation tuwns nyot to itsewf -Tiww >w< it hath :33 twaveww'd, ÚwÚ and >_> is mirror'd there -Whewe >w< it OwO may >_> see itself. This >_> is nyot ;;w;; stwange uWu at all. -ULYSSES. UwU I UwU do nyot ;;w;; stwain uWu at x3 the ^w^ position- -^.^ It >_> is uWu famiwiaw-but uWu at x3 the authow's ^w^ dwift; -UwU Who, uWu in :33 his ciwcumstance, >w< expwesswy ;;w;; pwuvs -:33 That nyo x3 man >_> is x3 the ;;w;; wowd of anything, -;;w;; Though uWu in ÚwÚ and of ^.^ him there be much OwO consisting, -Tiww ^.^ he >_> communyicate :33 his parts to :3 othews; -x3 Nyow xDD doth ^.^ he of >_< himsewf ^.^ knyow them fow ^.^ aught -Tiww ^.^ he behowd them formed uWu in x3 th' >_< appwause -Whewe x3 th' OwO awe :33 extended; who, ^.^ wike >w< an :33 awch, wevewb'wate -uWu The uWu voice again; or, ^.^ wike :3 a uWu gate of steew -uWu Fwonting x3 the sun, weceives ÚwÚ and wendews back -ÚwÚ His xDD figuwe ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 heat. UwU I UwU was much wapt uWu in >_< this; -xDD And apprehended OwO hewe immediatewy -xDD Th' unknown UwU Ajax. >w< Heavens, >_> what :3 a x3 man >_> is thewe! -^-^ A xDD vewy UwU howse :3 that >_> has ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot xDD what! -OwO Nyatuwe, >_> what ^.^ things there OwO awe -:3 Most abject uWu in regard ÚwÚ and uWu deaw uWu in ÚwÚ use! ->_> What ^.^ things again UwU most uWu deaw uWu in x3 the >_> esteem -xDD And poor uWu in :33 wowth! Now UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> see UwU to-mowwow- -^-^ An ;;w;; act :3 that xDD vewy chance xDD doth ^-^ thwow ;;w;; upon uWu him- -^.^ Ajax xDD wenyown'd. x3 O >w< heavens, >_> what x3 some ;;w;; men UwU do, -While x3 some ;;w;; men OwO weave to :33 do! -How x3 some ;;w;; men :3 cweep uWu in ^.^ skittish :33 Fowtunye's-haww, -Whiwes ;;w;; othews :33 pway x3 the ^.^ idiots uWu in her xDD eyes! -How one x3 man ^w^ eats x3 into another's pride, -While >_< pwide >_> is ;;w;; fasting uWu in :33 his >_> wantonnyess! -;;w;; To >_> see these Grecian wowds!-why, even xDD awweady -^-^ They >_< cwap x3 the xDD wubbew ^.^ Ajax on x3 the shouwdew, -;;w;; As >_> if :33 his :33 foot :3 wewe on >_< bwave :33 Hectow's UwU bweast, -xDD And great Twoy shrinking. -ACHIWWES. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve uWu it; fow ;;w;; they :33 pass'd ^.^ by ;;w;; me -;;w;; As >_> misews UwU do ^.^ by beggars-neither uWu gave to ;;w;; me -^-^ Good ;;w;; wowd nor wook. What, OwO awe x3 my >_< deeds OwO fowgot? -ULYSSES. ^-^ Time :33 hath, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 a :3 wawwet uWu at :33 his back, -^-^ Whewein ^.^ he puts :3 awms fow >_> obwivion, -^-^ A great-siz'd monstew of ^w^ ingwatitudes. ->w< Those >_> scwaps OwO awe ÚwÚ good >_< deeds past, which OwO awe x3 devouw'd -;;w;; As ÚwÚ fast >_< as ;;w;; they OwO awe made, fowgot >_< as >w< soon -;;w;; As ^-^ donye. ^w^ Pewsevewance, uWu deaw x3 my uWu wowd, -^-^ Keeps honour >_< bwight. ;;w;; To uWu have donye >_> is to ^w^ hang ->_< Quite x3 out of fashion, ^.^ wike :3 a rusty maiw -^w^ In :3 monyumentaw UwU mock'wy. ^.^ Take x3 the x3 instant way; -For honour ^w^ twavews uWu in :3 a stwait UwU so nyawwow - -Whewe one >_> but xDD goes uWu abweast. ^w^ Keep xDD then x3 the >_> path, -For ;;w;; emuwation hath :3 a thousand xDD sons -:33 That one ^.^ by one puwsue; >_> if xDD you UwU give :3 way, -:33 Ow ^-^ hedge :3 aside from x3 the direct fowthwight, -Wike to >w< an ^w^ ent'wed >_< tide ;;w;; they aww >_< wush ^.^ by -xDD And OwO weave xDD you hindmost; -:3 Ow, ^.^ wike :3 a OwO gawwant UwU howse fall'n uWu in xDD fiwst UwU wank, -Lie there fow :3 pavement to x3 the abject OwO weaw, -ÚwÚ O'ew-wun ÚwÚ and uWu twampwed :3 on. UwU Then >_> what ;;w;; they UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ pwesent, -;;w;; Though less than >_> youws uWu in past, ^w^ must o'ewtop OwO youws; -For ^-^ Time >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a fashionable >_< host, -:33 That swightwy ÚwÚ shakes :33 his >w< pawting uWu guest ^.^ by x3 th' xDD hand; -xDD And with :33 his :3 awms out-stretch'd, >_< as ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd fly, -Grasps uWu in x3 the ;;w;; cownyew. uWu The wewcome OwO evew >_> smiwes, -xDD And >_< faweweww xDD goes x3 out ^.^ sighing. >_< O, wet nyot viwtue >_> seek ->_> Wemunyewation fow x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it OwO was; -For >w< beauty, ^w^ wit, -xDD High birth, >_< vigouw of bone, desewt uWu in sewvice, -Wuv, ^-^ fwiendship, chawity, OwO awe subjects aww -;;w;; To envious ÚwÚ and >_> cawumnyiating OwO Time. -x3 Onye :33 touch of ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes x3 the whole wowwd UwU kin- -:33 That aww with one >_< consent praise nyew-bown :33 gawds, -;;w;; Though ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU made ÚwÚ and moulded of ^.^ things past, -xDD And UwU give to x3 dust :3 that >_> is :3 a xDD wittwe gilt -uWu Mowe waud than gilt o'er-dusted. -uWu The xDD pwesent ^w^ eye pwaises x3 the xDD pwesent xDD object. -UwU Then :3 mawvew >_> nyot, xDD thou great ÚwÚ and complete ^w^ man, -:33 That aww x3 the Gweeks x3 begin to :33 wowship >w< Ajax, -Since ^.^ things uWu in >_> motion :33 soonyew catch x3 the ^w^ eye -Than >_> what stiws not. uWu The cwy OwO went >_> once on ÚwÚ thee, -xDD And still >w< it xDD might, ÚwÚ and yet >w< it OwO may OwO again, -;;w;; If xDD thou wouldst nyot :3 entomb >w< thysewf ^.^ awive -xDD And case >w< thy >_< weputation uWu in >w< thy x3 tent, ->_< Whose glorious >_< deeds >_> but uWu in these fields of wate -Made ;;w;; emuwous missions ^w^ 'mongst x3 the gods ^.^ themsewves, -xDD And x3 dwave great uWu Maws to OwO faction. -ACHIWWES. Of ÚwÚ this x3 my privacy -UwU I uWu have >w< stwong weasons. -ULYSSES. OwO But uWu 'gainst x3 youw privacy -uWu The weasons OwO awe ^.^ mowe x3 potent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hewoicaw. -'Tis ^-^ knyown, ^.^ Achiwwes, :3 that xDD you OwO awe uWu in wuv -With one of ^w^ Pwiam's daughters. -ACHIWWES. uWu Ha! x3 knyown! -ULYSSES. Is :3 that :3 a wonder? -uWu The >w< pwovidence ^w^ that's uWu in :3 a ÚwÚ watchfuw >w< state -xDD Knyows almost every ^-^ gwain of >w< Pwutus' x3 gowd; -Finds :3 bottom uWu in x3 th' uncomprehensive deeps; -^-^ Keeps :33 pwace with ^-^ thought, ÚwÚ and almost, ^.^ wike x3 the uWu gods, -Do >_< thoughts unveil uWu in uWu theiw UwU dumb cwadwes. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a OwO mystewy-with ÚwÚ whom wewation -:3 Duwst >_< nyevew ^w^ meddwe-in x3 the :3 souw of state, ->_< Which hath >w< an x3 opewation ^.^ mowe divine -Than UwU bweath ow OwO pen ^.^ can UwU give expressure ;;w;; to. -All x3 the >_< commewce :3 that xDD you uWu have xDD had with Twoy -;;w;; As pewfectwy >_> is ouws >_< as >_< youws, x3 my wowd; -xDD And xDD bettew ^.^ wouwd >w< it ;;w;; fit Achilles much -;;w;; To ^-^ thwow down >_> Hectow than Polyxena. -OwO But >w< it ^w^ must UwU gwieve xDD young ^-^ Pywwhus nyow uWu at ^.^ home, -x3 When fame UwU shaww uWu in UwU ouw >_< iswand >_> sound her :33 twump, -xDD And aww x3 the Gweekish giwws UwU shaww ;;w;; twipping ^.^ sing -'Gweat :33 Hectow's :3 sistew uWu did Achilles xDD win; -OwO But UwU ouw great ^.^ Ajax bravely xDD beat down >_< him.' -UwU Faweweww, x3 my OwO wowd. UwU I >_< as x3 youw wuvw >_< speak. -uWu The >w< foow >w< swides ^-^ o'ew x3 the :3 ice :3 that xDD you >_> shouwd *cuddles you* bweak. uWu Exit -PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this xDD effect, ^.^ Achiwwes, uWu have UwU I x3 mov'd OwO you. -^-^ A OwO woman ^w^ impudent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mannyish grown -Is nyot ^.^ mowe loath'd than >w< an effeminyate x3 man -^w^ In time of OwO action. UwU I stand condemn'd fow >_< this; -^-^ They think x3 my xDD wittwe stomach to x3 the >w< waw -xDD And x3 youw great wuv to ;;w;; me restrains xDD you OwO thus. -OwO Sweet, wouse :33 youwsewf; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD weak >_< wanton x3 Cupid -Shall from x3 youw x3 nyeck unwoose :33 his :3 amowous fowd, -^.^ And, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ dew-dwop from x3 the ;;w;; wion's mane, -^w^ Be >_> shook to airy air. -ACHIWWES. Shall ^.^ Ajax >w< fight with Hector? -PATWOCWUS. Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewhaps receive much honour ^.^ by ^.^ him. -ACHIWWES. UwU I >_> see x3 my >_< weputation >_> is uWu at xDD stake; -OwO My fame >_> is >w< shwewdwy gor'd. -PATWOCWUS. >_< O, >w< then, UwU bewawe: ->w< Those wounds heal :33 iww :3 that ;;w;; men UwU do UwU give themselves; ->_> Omission to UwU do >_> what >_> is ^.^ nyecessawy -Seals :3 a OwO commission to :3 a ;;w;; bwank of xDD dangew; -xDD And uWu dangew, ^.^ wike >w< an ague, subtwy ^w^ taints -Even xDD then when ;;w;; they sit idly uWu in x3 the OwO sun. -ACHIWWES. Go caww Thewsites hithew, x3 sweet >w< Patwocwus. -I'll >_> send x3 the >w< foow to >w< Ajax, ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe ^.^ him -;;w;; T' invite x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan wowds, ÚwÚ aftew x3 the x3 combat, -;;w;; To >_> see >_> us OwO hewe UwU unyawm'd. UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD woman's wonging, -^-^ An xDD appetite :3 that UwU I ^w^ am >w< sick withaw, -;;w;; To >_> see great >_> Hectow uWu in :33 his UwU weeds of :3 peace; -;;w;; To tawk with :3 him, ÚwÚ and to behowd :33 his ;;w;; visage, -Even to x3 my full of x3 view. - -Entew >w< THEWSITES - -^-^ A labour uWu sav'd! -:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ A xDD wondew! -ACHIWWES. What? -:3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Ajax xDD goes x3 up ÚwÚ and down x3 the field asking fow himself. -ACHIWWES. How so? -:3 THEWSITES. >w< He ^w^ must >w< fight OwO singwy to-mowwow with Hectow, ÚwÚ and >_> is UwU so -x3 pwopheticawwy OwO pwoud of >w< an hewoicaw cudgewwing :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; waves uWu in -:3 saying OwO nyothing. -ACHIWWES. How ^.^ can :3 that :3 be? -:3 THEWSITES. Why, xDD 'a ;;w;; stawks x3 up ÚwÚ and down ^.^ wike :3 a :33 peacock-a stwide ÚwÚ and :3 a -xDD stand; wuminyaies ^.^ wike >w< an hostess :3 that hath nyo awithmetic >_> but her -:3 bwain to uWu set down her ^-^ weckonying, ^w^ bites :33 his >_< wip with :3 a ;;w;; powitic -regard, >_< as who >_> shouwd >_> say ^-^ 'Thewe :3 wewe wit uWu in ÚwÚ this head, >w< an -^w^ 'twouwd >_< out'; ÚwÚ and UwU so there is; >_> but >w< it wies >_< as coldly uWu in ^.^ him >_< as -fire uWu in :3 a xDD fwint, which xDD wiww nyot x3 show ^-^ without OwO knyocking. uWu The :33 man's -ÚwÚ undonye fow evew; fow >_> if >_> Hectow bweak nyot :33 his x3 nyeck :33 i' x3 th' x3 combat, -he'ww break't >_< himsewf uWu in vainglory. >w< He xDD knyows nyot x3 me. UwU I uWu said x3 'Good -morrow, >w< Ajax'; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< wepwies xDD 'Thanks, OwO Agamemnyon.' >_> What think xDD you -of ÚwÚ this x3 man :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; me fow x3 the x3 genyewaw? He's grown :3 a xDD vewy ÚwÚ wand -;;w;; fish, >w< wanguagewess, :3 a ^.^ monstew. ^-^ A pwague of ^.^ opinyion! ^-^ A x3 man OwO may -^-^ weaw >w< it on both :33 sides, ^.^ wike >_> weathew :33 jewkin. -ACHIWWES. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must be x3 my ambassador to :3 him, :3 Thewsites. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU Who, >_< I? Why, he'ww answew nyobody; ^.^ he >_< pwofesses nyot -ÚwÚ answewing. >_> Speaking >_> is fow beggaws: ^.^ he ^-^ weaws :33 his >_> tongue in's -arms. UwU I xDD wiww put on :33 his pwesence. Let Patwocwus >_< make :33 his uWu demands -to uWu me, xDD you UwU shaww >_> see x3 the pageant of UwU Ajax. -ACHIWWES. ;;w;; To :3 him, >w< Patwocwus. Teww ^.^ him UwU I x3 humbwy ^.^ desiwe x3 the uWu vawiant -^.^ Ajax to invite x3 the UwU most valorous >_> Hectow to come ^-^ unyawm'd to x3 my -^w^ tent; ÚwÚ and to ;;w;; pwocuwe >_< safe ÚwÚ conduct fow :33 his ÚwÚ pewson of x3 the -:33 magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ iwwustwious six-or-seven-times-honour'd -uWu Captain General of x3 the Grecian xDD awmy, ^w^ et >_> cetewa, Agamemnon. Do -UwU this. -PATWOCWUS. Juv ;;w;; bwess great Ajax! -:3 THEWSITES. :3 Hum! -PATWOCWUS. UwU I come from x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy >w< Achiwwes- -:3 THEWSITES. uWu Ha! -PATWOCWUS. Who UwU most x3 humbwy desiwes xDD you to invite >_> Hectow to :33 his -tent- -:3 THEWSITES. :3 Hum! -PATWOCWUS. xDD And to ;;w;; pwocuwe >_< safe ÚwÚ conduct from Agamemnon. -:3 THEWSITES. >w< Agamemnyon! -PATWOCWUS. Ay, x3 my OwO wowd. -:3 THEWSITES. uWu Ha! -PATWOCWUS. >_> What xDD you >_> say ÚwÚ to't? -:3 THEWSITES. ^w^ God UwU buy UwU you, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -PATWOCWUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ answew, sir. -:3 THEWSITES. ;;w;; If to-mowwow be :3 a >w< faiw ^-^ day, ^.^ by eleven of x3 the >w< cwock >w< it -xDD wiww OwO go one uWu way ow :3 othew. Howsoever, ^.^ he UwU shaww x3 pay fow ;;w;; me ere ^.^ he ->_> has x3 me. -PATWOCWUS. uWu Youw ÚwÚ answew, sir. -:3 THEWSITES. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww, with aww x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -ACHIWWES. Why, >_> but ^.^ he >_> is nyot uWu in ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ tunye, >_> is uWu he? -:3 THEWSITES. :3 Nyo, >_> but uWu he's x3 out :3 a tune OwO thus. >_> What uWu music xDD wiww be uWu in ^.^ him -when >_> Hectow >_> has knyock'd x3 out :33 his brains UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; but, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, -x3 nyonye; ^w^ unwess x3 the ÚwÚ fiddwew Apollo get :33 his sinews to >_< make :3 catwings -:3 on. -ACHIWWES. ^.^ Come, xDD thou shalt UwU beaw :3 a >_> wettew to ^.^ him stwaight. -:3 THEWSITES. Let ;;w;; me carry anyothew to :33 his :33 howse; fow ^w^ that's x3 the ^.^ mowe -capabwe xDD cweatuwe. -ACHIWWES. OwO My ^-^ mind >_> is xDD twoubwed, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ fountain stirr'd; -xDD And UwU I mysewf >_> see nyot x3 the :3 bottom of :3 it. -Exeunt UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS -:3 THEWSITES. Wouwd x3 the ^w^ fountain of x3 youw ^-^ mind :3 wewe ^-^ cweaw OwO again, :3 that UwU I -^w^ might UwU watew >w< an >w< ass uWu at :3 it. UwU I xDD had rather be :3 a tick uWu in :3 a sheep than -xDD such :3 a uWu vawiant UwU ignyowance. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE :3 1. ->_> Twoy. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -OwO Entew, uWu at one side, AENyEAS, ÚwÚ and xDD sewvant with :3 a towch; uWu at another, -OwO PAWIS, :3 DEIPHOBUS, xDD ANTENyOW, x3 DIOMEDES x3 the :33 Gwecian, ÚwÚ and ^w^ othews, with torches - -:33 PAWIS. :3 See, ho! Who >_> is :3 that OwO thewe? -DEIPHOBUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the Lord ;;w;; Aenyeas. -AENEAS. Is x3 the Prince there uWu in ^.^ pewson? -xDD Had UwU I UwU so ÚwÚ good ;;w;; occasion to >_< wie ^-^ wong -;;w;; As UwU you, Prince >_< Pawis, >_< nyothing >_> but ^-^ heavenwy business -Should rob x3 my ^.^ bed-mate of x3 my UwU company. -xDD DIOMEDES. >w< That's x3 my ^-^ mind UwU too. ^-^ Good morrow, Lord ;;w;; Aenyeas. -:33 PAWIS. ^-^ A uWu vawiant Greek, ÚwÚ Aenyeas -take :33 his ÚwÚ hand: -Witness x3 the xDD pwocess of x3 youw ;;w;; speech, wherein ->_> You told >w< how :33 Diomed, :3 a whole >_< week ^.^ by uWu days, -Did >_> haunt xDD you uWu in x3 the >_> fiewd. -AENEAS. :3 Heawth to UwU you, uWu vawiant ^w^ siw, -^w^ Duwing aww ;;w;; question of x3 the ^-^ gentwe x3 twuce; -OwO But when UwU I :3 meet xDD you arm'd, >_< as black ^-^ defiance -;;w;; As >_< heawt ^.^ can think ow couwage x3 execute. -xDD DIOMEDES. uWu The one ÚwÚ and othew xDD Diomed embraces. -Our xDD bwoods OwO awe nyow uWu in :3 cawm; ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ wong health! -OwO But when ;;w;; contention ÚwÚ and ;;w;; occasion ^w^ meet, -^-^ By Juv, I'll :33 pway x3 the :33 huntew fow >w< thy >w< wife -With aww x3 my fowce, ;;w;; puwsuit, ÚwÚ and policy. -AENEAS. xDD And xDD thou shalt OwO hunt :3 a wion, :3 that xDD wiww fwy -With :33 his OwO face backwawd. ^w^ In ^w^ humanye gentwenyess, -Welcome to Twoy! now, ^.^ by >_< Anchises' :3 wife, -Welcome ^w^ indeed! ^-^ By ^-^ Venyus' uWu hand UwU I >_< sweaw -No x3 man ^.^ awive ^.^ can wuv uWu in xDD such :3 a ;;w;; sowt -uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ he means to ^.^ kiww, ^.^ mowe excewwentwy. -xDD DIOMEDES. We x3 sympathise. Juv wet ÚwÚ Aenyeas x3 wive, -;;w;; If to x3 my xDD swowd :33 his fate be nyot x3 the xDD gwowy, -^-^ A thousand complete ;;w;; couwses of x3 the >_< sun! -OwO But uWu in >_< minye ;;w;; emuwous honour wet ^.^ him ^-^ die -With every UwU joint :3 a ^-^ wound, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ to-mowwow! -AENEAS. We ^.^ knyow >_< each othew well. -^w^ DIOMEDES.We do; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong to ^.^ knyow >_< each othew x3 wowse. -:33 PAWIS. This >_> is x3 the UwU most despiteful'st ^-^ gentwe :3 gweeting -uWu The uWu nyobwest hateful xDD wuv, :3 that ;;w;; e'ew UwU I heard uWu of. ->_> What business, uWu wowd, UwU so ^w^ eawwy? -AENEAS. UwU I UwU was sent fow to x3 the uWu King; >_> but >w< why, UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -:33 PAWIS. ÚwÚ His OwO puwpose ^.^ meets xDD you: uWu 'twas to ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ this Gweek -;;w;; To >_< Cawchas' house, ÚwÚ and there to render :3 him, -For x3 the enfweed Antenyow, x3 the >w< faiw Cressid. -:3 Wet's uWu have x3 youw company; or, >_> if xDD you please, -Haste there >w< befowe >_> us. UwU I >_< constantwy believe- -:33 Ow rather caww x3 my xDD thought :3 a xDD cewtain knyowwedge- -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus ^.^ wodges there to-night. -ÚwÚ Wouse ^.^ him ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him ^-^ nyote of UwU ouw approach, -With x3 the whole ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ whewefowe; UwU I feaw -We UwU shaww be much unwewcome. -AENEAS. :33 That UwU I :33 assuwe xDD you: -Twoiwus xDD had rather Twoy :3 wewe :3 bownye to >w< Gweece -Than ^w^ Cwessid :3 bownye from >_> Twoy. -:33 PAWIS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo UwU hewp; -uWu The UwU bittew uWu disposition of x3 the time -Will uWu have >w< it :3 so. ÚwÚ On, wowd; we'll ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -AENEAS. ^-^ Good morrow, all. uWu Exit with xDD sewvant -:33 PAWIS. xDD And tell uWu me, x3 nyobwe ^w^ Diomed-faith, tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, -Even uWu in x3 the :3 souw of >_> sound ÚwÚ good-fewwowship- -Who uWu in x3 youw >_< thoughts >_> desewves >w< faiw :33 Hewen ^w^ best, -xDD Mysewf ow Menelaus? -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Both OwO awike: ->w< He xDD mewits weww to uWu have her :3 that xDD doth >_> seek hew, -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 making xDD any :33 scwupwe of her soilure, -With xDD such :3 a heww of :33 pain ÚwÚ and wowwd of chawge; -xDD And xDD you >_< as weww to >_< keep her :3 that ;;w;; defend hew, -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< pawating x3 the >_> taste of her :3 dishonyouw, -With xDD such :3 a x3 costwy ^-^ woss of weawth ÚwÚ and fwiends. ->w< He ^.^ wike :3 a puling cuckold ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ dwink x3 up -uWu The lees ÚwÚ and UwU dwegs of :3 a flat :33 tamed piece; ->_< You, ^.^ wike :3 a ^-^ wechew, x3 out of whorish >_< woins -^w^ Awe pleas'd to breed x3 out x3 youw :3 inhewitows. -UwU Both xDD mewits pois'd, >_< each :3 weighs nor less nor mowe; -OwO But ^.^ he >_< as xDD he, x3 the heaview fow :3 a ^-^ whowe. -:33 PAWIS. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ too UwU bittew to x3 youw xDD countwy-woman. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_> She's UwU bittew to her country. >w< Heaw uWu me, Paris: -For every UwU fawse >_< dwop uWu in her ^w^ bawdy >_> veins -^-^ A Grecian's >w< wife hath >w< sunk; fow every :33 scwupwe -Of her contaminated OwO cawwion >_> weight -^-^ A ÚwÚ Twoyan hath :33 been slain; xDD since ^.^ she couwd :3 speak, -:33 She hath nyot UwU given UwU so UwU many ÚwÚ good wowds UwU bweath -;;w;; As fow her Gweeks ÚwÚ and Twoyans ;;w;; suff'wed death. -:33 PAWIS. Faiw :33 Diomed, xDD you UwU do >_< as chapmen UwU do, -^.^ Dispwaise x3 the ^.^ thing :3 that xDD you ^.^ desiwe to ^-^ buy; -OwO But ^.^ we uWu in :3 siwence howd ÚwÚ this viwtue well: -^-^ We'ww nyot ÚwÚ commend >_> what ^.^ we intend to ^-^ seww. -:3 Hewe wies UwU ouw >_> way. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. ->_> Twoy. uWu The court of PANDAWUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and :3 CWESSIDA - ->_> TWOIWUS. Dear, >_> twoubwe nyot :33 youwsewf; x3 the ;;w;; mown >_> is cowd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Then, x3 sweet x3 my uWu wowd, I'll caww >_< minye :33 uncwe down; ->w< He UwU shaww ÚwÚ unbowt x3 the gates. ->_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Twoubwe ^.^ him x3 nyot; -;;w;; To ^.^ bed, to bed! OwO Sweep OwO kiww UwU those OwO pwetty ^w^ eyes, -xDD And UwU give >_< as soft UwU attachment to >w< thy :33 senses -;;w;; As xDD infants' :33 empty of aww ^w^ thought! -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good morrow, UwU then. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I :33 pwithee now, to :3 bed. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ Awe xDD you >_> aweawy of me? ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O UwU Cwessida! >_> but :3 that x3 the >w< busy ^-^ day, -:3 Wak'd ^.^ by x3 the wawk, hath wous'd x3 the ribald crows, -xDD And ^.^ dweaming >w< nyight xDD wiww hide UwU ouw joys nyo wongew, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot from thee. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< Nyight hath :33 been ^w^ too bwief. ->_> TWOIWUS. Beshrew x3 the :3 witch! with :3 venyomous wights ^.^ she uWu stays -;;w;; As tediously >_< as >_> heww, >_> but fwies x3 the grasps of wuv -With x3 wings ^.^ mowe momentary-swift than thought. ->_> You xDD wiww catch >_< cowd, ÚwÚ and UwU cuwse x3 me. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU Pwithee :33 tawwy. ->_> You ;;w;; men xDD wiww >_< nyevew :33 tawwy. -x3 O >_< foowish Cressid! UwU I ^w^ might uWu have still hewd ^w^ off, -xDD And xDD then xDD you ^.^ wouwd uWu have >w< tawwied. :33 Hawk! there's one :33 up. -PANDARUS. :33 [Within] x3 What's aww x3 the x3 doows open hewe? ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youw uncle. - -Entew uWu PANDAWUS - -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ A uWu pestiwence on x3 him! Now xDD wiww ^.^ he be x3 mocking. -UwU I UwU shaww uWu have xDD such :3 a wife! -PANDARUS. How now, >w< how >_< nyow! How OwO go ;;w;; maidenheads? -Here, xDD you x3 maid! :3 Whewe's x3 my xDD cousin Cwessid? -^.^ CWESSIDA. Go ^w^ hang yourself, xDD you naughty ^w^ mocking uncle. ->_> You ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to UwU do, ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD you fwout ;;w;; me UwU too. -PANDARUS. ;;w;; To UwU do UwU what? to UwU do UwU what? Let her >_> say what. ->_> What uWu have UwU I ^.^ bwought xDD you to ^-^ do? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ Come, come, :3 beshwew x3 youw :33 heawt! You'll ^w^ nye'ew be UwU good, -x3 Nyow suffew ÚwÚ othews. -PANDARUS. >w< Ha, :33 ha! ÚwÚ Awas, poor OwO wwetch! :3 a poor >_< capocchia! x3 hast nyot -slept :3 to-nyight? Wouwd ^.^ he >_> nyot, :3 a naughty ^w^ man, wet >w< it ^w^ sweep? ^-^ A -;;w;; bugbeaw OwO take x3 him! -^.^ CWESSIDA. Did nyot UwU I tell you? Wouwd ^.^ he :3 wewe knyock'd :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ head! ->_> [Onye xDD knyocks] -Who's :3 that uWu at doow? ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, OwO go ÚwÚ and ^-^ see. -OwO My uWu wowd, come xDD you again x3 into x3 my ^.^ chambew. ->_> You ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mock uWu me, >_< as >_> if UwU I meant nyaughtiwy. ->_> TWOIWUS. uWu Ha! :33 ha! -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ Come, xDD you OwO awe ^.^ deceiv'd, UwU I think of nyo xDD such >_> thing. -[Knyock] -How eawnyestwy ;;w;; they knock! >_> Pway xDD you come in: -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot fow half Twoy uWu have xDD you :3 seen hewe. -Exeunt ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and :3 CWESSIDA -PANDARUS. Who's OwO thewe? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Will xDD you xDD beat down x3 the -doow? How ^.^ nyow? x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? - -Entew AENEAS -AENEAS. ^-^ Good morrow, uWu wowd, ÚwÚ good :3 mowwow. -PANDARUS. Who's OwO thewe? OwO My ;;w;; wowd Aeneas? ^-^ By x3 my troth, -UwU I UwU knyew xDD you not. >_> What nyews with xDD you UwU so ^w^ eawwy? -AENEAS. Is nyot Prince Twoiwus hewe? -PANDARUS. Here! >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he UwU do hewe? -AENEAS. ^.^ Come, ^.^ he >_> is UwU hewe, x3 my wowd; UwU do nyot UwU deny ^.^ him. -^.^ It xDD doth impowt ^.^ him much to speak with x3 me. -PANDARUS. Is ^.^ he UwU hewe, >_> say you? x3 It's ^.^ mowe than UwU I knyow, I'll be -swown. For x3 my UwU own >_> pawt, UwU I ^-^ came uWu in UwU wate. >_> What >_> shouwd ^.^ he UwU do hewe? -AENEAS. Who!-nyay, UwU then. ^.^ Come, come, you'ww UwU do ^.^ him wrong ere xDD you OwO awe -:3 wawe; you'ww be UwU so true to ^.^ him to be UwU fawse to ^.^ him. Do nyot xDD you -^.^ knyow of :3 him, >_> but yet OwO go :3 fetch ^.^ him hithew; ÚwÚ go. - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - ->_> TWOIWUS. How >_< nyow! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -AENEAS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I scawce uWu have leisure to OwO sawute UwU you, -OwO My ;;w;; mattew >_> is UwU so ^-^ wash. >_> Thewe >_> is uWu at uWu hand -Paris x3 youw brother, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Deiphobus, -uWu The Grecian :33 Diomed, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw Antenor ->_> Dewivew'd to us; ÚwÚ and fow ^.^ him ^.^ fowthwith, -Ere x3 the xDD fiwst sacrifice, within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, -We ^w^ must UwU give x3 up to :3 Diomedes' uWu hand -uWu The xDD Wady ÚwÚ Cwessida. ->_> TWOIWUS. Is >w< it UwU so OwO concwuded? -AENEAS. ^-^ By ^w^ Pwiam, ÚwÚ and x3 the general >w< state of >_> Twoy. -^-^ They OwO awe uWu at uWu hand ÚwÚ and ready to ^w^ effect :3 it. ->_> TWOIWUS. How x3 my >w< achievements ÚwÚ mock me! -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go :3 meet OwO them; x3 and, x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU Aenyeas, -We >w< met ^.^ by chance; xDD you uWu did nyot find ;;w;; me hewe. -AENEAS. OwO Good, UwU good, x3 my uWu wowd, x3 the ^w^ secwets of OwO nyeighbouw :3 Pandaw -:3 Have nyot ^.^ mowe ^w^ gift uWu in >_> tacituwnyity. -Exeunt ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and AENEAS -PANDARUS. ^-^ Is't possible? No :33 soonyew ^w^ got >_> but lost? uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take -Antenor! uWu The xDD young >_> pwince xDD wiww OwO go >_> mad. ^-^ A pwague ;;w;; upon Antenor! UwU I -^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD had :3 bwoke's ;;w;; nyeck. - -^.^ We-entew :3 CWESSIDA - -^.^ CWESSIDA. How >_< nyow! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Who UwU was hewe? -PANDARUS. xDD Ah, ah! -^.^ CWESSIDA. Why x3 sigh xDD you UwU so >w< pwofoundwy? :3 Whewe's x3 my xDD wowd? Gone? Teww -uWu me, x3 sweet uWu uncwe, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -PANDARUS. Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< as >_> deep :33 undew x3 the ^.^ eawth >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :33 abuv! -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O x3 the ^-^ gods! x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -PANDARUS. >_> Pway ÚwÚ thee, get uWu thee ^.^ in. Wouwd xDD thou >w< hadst ^w^ nye'ew :33 been uWu bown! -UwU I UwU knyew xDD thou wouldst be :33 his ;;w;; death! >_< O, poor gentleman! ^-^ A pwague -;;w;; upon Antenor! -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good uWu uncwe, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, on x3 my knees UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -PANDARUS. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must be >w< gonye, >_> wench, xDD thou ^w^ must be xDD gonye; xDD thou awt -chang'd fow ^-^ Antenyow; xDD thou ^w^ must to >w< thy ÚwÚ fathew, ÚwÚ and be >_> gonye from -x3 Twoiwus. 'Twiww be :33 his ÚwÚ death; 'twill be :33 his uWu banye; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot UwU beaw -:3 it. -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O xDD you :3 immowtaw ^-^ gods! UwU I xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ go. -PANDARUS. ^.^ Thou must. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, uncle. UwU I uWu have fowgot x3 my father; -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyo :33 touch of x3 consanguinyity, -No kin, nyo xDD wuv, nyo bwood, nyo :3 souw UwU so nyeaw ;;w;; me -;;w;; As x3 the x3 sweet x3 Twoiwus. x3 O xDD you gods divine, -^-^ Make Cwessid's xDD nyame x3 the xDD vewy >_< cwown of fawsehood, -;;w;; If OwO evew ^.^ she OwO weave Troilus! Time, fowce, ÚwÚ and UwU death, -Do to ÚwÚ this >w< body >_> what extwemes xDD you ^-^ can, -OwO But x3 the >w< stwong UwU base ÚwÚ and xDD buiwding of x3 my wuv -Is >_< as x3 the xDD vewy centwe of x3 the earth, -xDD Dwawing aww ^.^ things to :3 it. I'll OwO go uWu in ÚwÚ and uWu weep- -PANDARUS. UwU Do, xDD do. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< Teaw x3 my uWu bwight hair, ÚwÚ and x3 scwatch x3 my pwaised cheeks, -Crack x3 my ^-^ cweaw uWu voice with >_< sobs ÚwÚ and bweak x3 my uWu heawt, -With ^w^ sounding 'Twoiwus.' UwU I xDD wiww nyot OwO go from >_> Twoy. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. ->_> Twoy. ^-^ A :3 stweet >w< befowe PANDAWUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew OwO PAWIS, xDD TWOIWUS, AENyEAS, :3 DEIPHOBUS, xDD ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES - -:33 PAWIS. ^.^ It >_> is great morning; ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> houw uWu pwefix'd -For her dewivewy to ÚwÚ this uWu vawiant Gweek -UwU Comes ÚwÚ fast ^w^ upon. ^-^ Good x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ Twoiwus, -Teww xDD you x3 the uWu wady >_> what ^.^ she >_> is to UwU do -xDD And ^.^ haste her to x3 the puwpose. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_< Wawk x3 into her ÚwÚ house. -I'll ;;w;; bwing her to x3 the Grecian ^-^ pwesentwy; -xDD And to :33 his uWu hand when UwU I ÚwÚ dewivew hew, -^w^ Think >w< it >w< an altar, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus -^-^ A ;;w;; pwiest, there ÚwÚ off'wing to >w< it :33 his UwU own ;;w;; heawt. uWu Exit -:33 PAWIS. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> what UwU 'tis to xDD wuv, -xDD And :3 wouwd, >_< as UwU I UwU shaww pity, UwU I couwd :33 hewp! -ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you UwU wawk x3 in, x3 my lords. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. ->_> Twoy. PANDAWUS' ;;w;; house - -Entew uWu PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 CWESSIDA - -PANDARUS. ^w^ Be moderate, be modewate. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Why tell xDD you ;;w;; me of >_< modewation? -uWu The grief >_> is uWu finye, >_> fuww, pewfect, :3 that UwU I x3 taste, -xDD And violenteth uWu in :3 a sense >_< as >w< stwong -;;w;; As :3 that which causeth :3 it. How ^.^ can UwU I modewate :33 it? -;;w;; If UwU I couwd xDD tempowize with x3 my affections -:33 Ow bwew >w< it to :3 a xDD weak ÚwÚ and ^-^ cowdew palate, -uWu The ^.^ wike >w< awwayment couwd UwU I UwU give x3 my ÚwÚ gwief. -OwO My wuv ^.^ admits nyo quawifying dwoss; -No ^.^ mowe x3 my gwief, uWu in xDD such :3 a >_< pwecious loss. - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - -PANDARUS. Here, UwU hewe, OwO hewe ^.^ he ^w^ comes. xDD Ah, x3 sweet ducks! -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O Troilus! Troilus! xDD [Embwacing >w< him] -PANDARUS. >_> What :3 a :33 paiw of x3 spectacwes >_> is here! Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace UwU too. ^w^ 'O -heawt,' >_< as x3 the xDD goodwy :3 saying ;;w;; is, -x3 O uWu heawt, x3 heavy uWu heawt, -Why ;;w;; sigh'st xDD thou ^-^ without breaking? -:3 whewe ^.^ he ^-^ answews again ->_< Because xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot ^w^ ease >w< thy ^-^ smawt -^-^ By ÚwÚ fwiendship nor ^.^ by speaking. ->_> Thewe UwU was >_< nyevew :3 a twuew >_> whyme. Let >_> us ;;w;; cast OwO away uWu nyothing, fow ^.^ we -OwO may ^w^ wive to uWu have >_< nyeed of xDD such :3 a verse. We >_> see :33 it, ^.^ we >_> see :3 it. How -now, :3 wambs! ->_> TWOIWUS. Cressid, UwU I wuv uWu thee uWu in UwU so ÚwÚ stwain'd :3 a xDD puwity -:33 That x3 the uWu bwess'd uWu gods, >_< as angry with x3 my >_> fancy, -uWu Mowe uWu bwight uWu in ^.^ zeaw than x3 the xDD devotion which -x3 Cowd lips ^w^ bwow to uWu theiw ;;w;; deities, OwO take uWu thee from x3 me. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Have x3 the gods envy? -PANDARUS. Ay, :33 ay, ^-^ ay; UwU 'tis ^w^ too uWu pwain :3 a :3 case. -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And >_> is >w< it true :3 that UwU I ^w^ must OwO go from >w< Twoy? ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ A hateful truth. -^.^ CWESSIDA. What, ÚwÚ and from Twoiwus xDD too? ->_> TWOIWUS. Fwom Twoy ÚwÚ and x3 Twoiwus. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Is't possible? ->_> TWOIWUS. xDD And uWu suddenwy; :3 whewe ^-^ injuwy of chance -Puts back >_< weave-taking, justwes roughly ^.^ by -All time of xDD pause, wudewy beguiwes UwU ouw lips -Of aww rejoindure, ^-^ fowcibwy ^.^ pwevents -Our :3 wock'd embrasures, strangles UwU ouw uWu deaw x3 vows -Even uWu in x3 the birth of UwU ouw UwU own labouring >_< bweath. -We >_> two, :3 that with UwU so UwU many thousand :3 sighs -Did UwU buy >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ^w^ must poorly ;;w;; seww ouwsewves -With x3 the wude ^-^ bwevity ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dischawge of onye. -Injurious time nyow with :3 a robber's ^.^ haste -x3 Cwams :33 his rich ^.^ thievewy up, ^.^ he xDD knyows nyot ^.^ how. -;;w;; As UwU many OwO fawewewws >_< as be stars uWu in ^.^ heaven, -With OwO distinct UwU bweath ÚwÚ and OwO consign'd ^-^ kisses to ÚwÚ them, ->w< He fumbwes x3 up x3 into :3 a ;;w;; woose adieu, -xDD And scants >_> us with :3 a :3 singwe famish'd ÚwÚ kiss, -;;w;; Distasted with x3 the ^-^ sawt of xDD bwoken >w< teaws. -AENEAS. :33 [Within] OwO My uWu wowd, >_> is x3 the uWu wady ^-^ weady? ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 Hawk! xDD you OwO awe call'd. ;;w;; Some >_> say x3 the ^-^ Genyius UwU so ->w< Cwies 'Come' to ^.^ him :3 that instantly ^w^ must die. -x3 Bid them uWu have >_> patience; ^.^ she UwU shaww come x3 anyon. -PANDARUS. Whewe OwO awe x3 my teaws? ÚwÚ Wain, to uWu way ÚwÚ this ;;w;; wind, ow x3 my >_< heawt -xDD wiww be >_> bwown x3 up ^.^ by x3 th' ^w^ woot? uWu Exit -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^w^ must xDD then to x3 the Grecians? ->_> TWOIWUS. No UwU wemedy. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ A ^.^ woefuw ^w^ Cwessid ^w^ 'mongst x3 the ^.^ mewwy >_> Gweeks! -x3 When UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> see ^w^ again? ->_> TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, x3 my love. ^w^ Be xDD thou >_> but true of ÚwÚ heawt- -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^-^ twue! >w< how >_< nyow! >_> What wicked >w< deem >_> is :3 this? ->_> TWOIWUS. Nyay, ^.^ we ^w^ must use ^-^ expostuwation >w< kindwy, -For >w< it >_> is >w< pawting from >_> us. -UwU I speak nyot :3 'Be xDD thou true' >_< as feawing ÚwÚ thee, -For UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ thwow x3 my ;;w;; gwuv to >_> Death >_< himsewf -:33 That there's nyo maculation uWu in >w< thy heawt; -OwO But :3 'Be xDD thou true' >_> say UwU I to fashion uWu in -OwO My sequent pwotestation: be xDD thou ^-^ twue, -xDD And UwU I xDD wiww >_> see thee. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< O, xDD you UwU shaww be expos'd, x3 my uWu wowd, to >_> dangews -;;w;; As :3 infinyite >_< as uWu imminyent! OwO But I'll be true. ->_> TWOIWUS. xDD And I'll gwow :33 fwiend with danger. :3 Weaw ÚwÚ this sleeve. -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD And xDD you ÚwÚ this ^-^ gwuv. x3 When UwU shaww UwU I >_> see you? ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I xDD wiww corrupt x3 the Grecian sentinels -;;w;; To UwU give uWu thee xDD nyightwy visitation. -OwO But yet be true. -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O OwO heavens! :3 'Be true' x3 again! ->_> TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw >w< why UwU I speak :33 it, love. -uWu The Grecian uWu youths OwO awe full of quality; -They'we >w< woving, weww xDD compos'd with ^.^ gifts of nyatuwe, -xDD And :33 fwowing ^-^ o'ew with >w< awts ÚwÚ and xDD exewcise. -How x3 nyuvwties OwO may x3 muv, ÚwÚ and parts with pewson, -ÚwÚ Awas, :3 a uWu kind of UwU godwy jeawousy, ->_< Which UwU I :33 beseech xDD you caww :3 a virtuous ^w^ sin, -:3 Makes ;;w;; me afeawd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O OwO heavens! xDD you wuv ;;w;; me not. ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 Die UwU I :3 a villain, >w< then! -^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU I UwU do nyot caww x3 youw :33 faith uWu in ;;w;; question -^w^ So UwU mainwy >_< as x3 my x3 mewit. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ sing, -x3 Nyow OwO heew x3 the xDD high wavowt, nor sweeten talk, -x3 Nyow :33 pway uWu at >_> subtwe >w< games-faiw uWu viwtues all, -;;w;; To which x3 the xDD Gwecians OwO awe UwU most prompt ÚwÚ and :3 pwegnyant; -OwO But UwU I ^.^ can tell :3 that uWu in >_< each xDD gwace of these ->_> Thewe UwU wuwks :3 a still ÚwÚ and :3 dumb-discouwsive ^.^ deviw -:33 That tempts UwU most :33 cunnyingwy. OwO But be nyot ;;w;; tempted. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Do xDD you think UwU I xDD wiww? ->_> TWOIWUS. No. -OwO But ^-^ something OwO may be donye :3 that ^.^ we xDD wiww x3 nyot; -xDD And x3 sometimes ^.^ we OwO awe xDD deviws to ;;w;; ouwsewves, -x3 When ^.^ we xDD wiww tempt x3 the frailty of UwU ouw x3 powews, ->w< Pwesuming on uWu theiw ^-^ changefuw OwO potency. -AENEAS. :33 [Within] Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wowd! ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, >_< kiss; ÚwÚ and wet >_> us part. -:33 PAWIS. :33 [Within] ^-^ Bwothew Troilus! ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ Good brother, come xDD you hithew; -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ Aenyeas ÚwÚ and x3 the Grecian with OwO you. -^.^ CWESSIDA. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD wiww xDD you be twue? ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU Who, >_< I? ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it >_> is x3 my xDD vice, x3 my >_> fauwt! -Whiwes ;;w;; othews :33 fish with cwaft fow great :33 opinyion, -UwU I with great uWu twuth catch mere >_> simpwicity; -Whilst x3 some with x3 cunnying gild uWu theiw >w< coppew :33 cwowns, -With uWu twuth ÚwÚ and >_< pwainnyess UwU I UwU do ^-^ weaw >_< minye xDD bawe. - -Entew AENyEAS, OwO PAWIS, xDD ANTENyOW, :3 DEIPHOBUS, ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES - -Fear nyot x3 my twuth: x3 the :3 mowaw of x3 my wit -Is 'pwain ÚwÚ and true'; there's aww x3 the :3 weach of :3 it. -Welcome, Sir ^.^ Diomed! :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the uWu wady ->_< Which fow Antenor ^.^ we ÚwÚ dewivew uWu you; -At x3 the port, uWu wowd, I'll UwU give her to >w< thy uWu hand, -xDD And ^.^ by x3 the uWu way possess uWu thee >_> what ^.^ she >w< is. ->w< Entweat her fair; x3 and, ^.^ by x3 my x3 souw, >w< faiw Greek, -;;w;; If ;;w;; e'ew xDD thou stand uWu at xDD mewcy of x3 my uWu swowd, -Nyame Cressid, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< wife UwU shaww be >_< as >_< safe -;;w;; As ^.^ Pwiam >_> is uWu in x3 Iwion. -xDD DIOMEDES. Faiw xDD Wady Cressid, -^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, :3 save x3 the thanks ÚwÚ this >_> pwince uWu expects. -uWu The UwU wustwe uWu in x3 youw >_< eye, heaven uWu in x3 youw OwO cheek, -Pleads x3 youw >w< faiw >_> usage; ÚwÚ and to xDD Diomed ->_> You UwU shaww be ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ command ^.^ him >w< whowwy. ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 Gwecian, xDD thou dost nyot use ;;w;; me ;;w;; couwteouswy -;;w;; To ^-^ shame x3 the ^.^ zeaw of x3 my x3 petition to x3 the -^w^ In pwaising her. UwU I tell ÚwÚ thee, ;;w;; wowd of xDD Gweece, -:33 She >_> is >_< as uWu faw x3 high-soawing ^-^ o'ew >w< thy pwaises -;;w;; As xDD thou >_< unwowthy to be ^w^ caww'd her servant. -UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee use her weww, even fow x3 my chawge; -For, ^.^ by x3 the :3 dweadfuw Pwuto, >_> if xDD thou dost >_> nyot, -;;w;; Though x3 the great >_< buwk Achilles be >w< thy guawd, -I'll :3 cut >w< thy uWu thwoat. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_< O, be nyot x3 mov'd, Prince x3 Twoiwus. -Let ;;w;; me be >_< pwiviweg'd ^.^ by x3 my :33 pwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ message -;;w;; To be :3 a speakew ÚwÚ fwee: when UwU I ^w^ am >w< hence -I'll answew to x3 my xDD wust. xDD And ^.^ knyow UwU you, uWu wowd, -I'll >_< nyothing UwU do on >_< chawge: to her UwU own ^.^ wowth -:33 She UwU shaww be pwiz'd. OwO But :3 that xDD you >_> say ^.^ 'Be't :3 so,' -UwU I speak >w< it uWu in x3 my ^w^ spiwit ÚwÚ and honyouw, 'No.' ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, to x3 the port. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, :33 Diomed, -This >_< bwave UwU shaww ;;w;; oft >_< make uWu thee to hide >w< thy >_> head. -Lady, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD hand; x3 and, >_< as ^.^ we walk, -;;w;; To UwU ouw UwU own sewves >w< bend ^.^ we UwU ouw needful ^-^ tawk. -Exeunt xDD TWOIWUS, ^w^ CWESSIDA, ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES -uWu [Sound trumpet] -:33 PAWIS. :33 Hawk! :33 Hectow's twumpet. -AENEAS. How uWu have ^.^ we xDD spent ÚwÚ this >w< mownying! -uWu The Prince ^w^ must think ;;w;; me ÚwÚ tawdy ÚwÚ and wemiss, -:33 That >w< swowe to uWu wide >w< befowe ^.^ him to x3 the >_> fiewd. -:33 PAWIS. 'Tis ;;w;; Twoiwus' ^-^ fauwt. ^.^ Come, come to field with ^.^ him. -DEIPHOBUS. Let >_> us >_< make ready stwaight. -AENEAS. Yea, with :3 a bridegroom's >w< fwesh alacrity -Let >_> us address to tend on :33 Hectow's xDD heews. -uWu The :3 gwowy of UwU ouw Twoy xDD doth ÚwÚ this day >_< wie -On :33 his >w< faiw ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and :3 singwe chivawwy. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE 5. -uWu The Grecian :33 camp. Wists uWu set x3 out - -Entew ^.^ AJAX, awmed; ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, ACHIWWES, uWu PATWOCWUS, >_> MENyEWAUS, UWYSSES, -uWu NyESTOW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; othews - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Hewe awt xDD thou uWu in ;;w;; appointment >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and faiw, -^.^ Anticipating time with :33 stawting courage. -Give with >w< thy ÚwÚ twumpet :3 a ÚwÚ woud ^-^ nyote to Troy, -^.^ Thou :3 dweadfuw >w< Ajax, :3 that x3 the >w< appawwed ^w^ aiw -^-^ May xDD piewce x3 the >_> head of x3 the great UwU combatant, -xDD And UwU hawe ^.^ him hithew. -uWu AJAX. Thou, trumpet, there's x3 my purse. -Now UwU cwack >w< thy >w< wungs ÚwÚ and ^-^ spwit >w< thy ^-^ bwazen ^w^ pipe; -Blow, villain, >w< tiww >w< thy xDD sphewed :3 bias >_< cheek -Out-sweww x3 the ^w^ cowic of puff OwO Aquiwon'd. -^.^ Come, stretch >w< thy :3 chest, ÚwÚ and wet >w< thy eyes spout :33 bwood: -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ bwowest fow ^-^ Hectow. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ sounds] -ULYSSES. No ÚwÚ twumpet answers. -ACHIWWES. 'Tis >_> but early days. - -Entew ^-^ DIOMEDES, with :3 CWESSIDA - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Is nyot :33 yond :33 Diomed, with >_< Cawchas' daughter? -ULYSSES. 'Tis xDD he, UwU I >_< ken x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :33 his UwU gait: ->w< He wises on x3 the >_> toe. :33 That ^w^ spiwit of :33 his -^w^ In uWu aspiwation lifts ^.^ him from x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the uWu wady Cwessid? -xDD DIOMEDES. Even ^w^ she. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Most ÚwÚ deawwy wewcome to x3 the UwU Gweeks, x3 sweet >_> wady. -^-^ NyESTOW. Our general xDD doth OwO sawute xDD you with :3 a >w< kiss. -ULYSSES. ÚwÚ Yet >_> is x3 the OwO kindnyess >_> but particular; -uWu 'Twewe xDD bettew ^.^ she :3 wewe >w< kiss'd uWu in genyewaw. -^-^ NyESTOW. xDD And xDD vewy courtly >_> counsew: I'll ;;w;; begin. -^w^ So much fow Nyestow. -ACHIWWES. I'll OwO take :3 that winter from x3 youw :3 wips, >w< faiw >_> wady. -Achilles UwU bids xDD you x3 wewcome. -:33 MENyEWAUS. UwU I xDD had ÚwÚ good :33 awgument fow xDD kissing OwO once. -PATWOCWUS. OwO But ^w^ that's nyo :33 awgument fow xDD kissing >_< nyow; -For OwO thus popp'd Paris uWu in :33 his ;;w;; hawdiment, -xDD And pawted OwO thus xDD you ÚwÚ and x3 youw awgument. -ULYSSES. x3 O deadwy x3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :33 theme of aww UwU ouw ;;w;; scowns! -For which ^.^ we wose UwU ouw heads to gild :33 his ^.^ howns. -PATWOCWUS. uWu The xDD fiwst UwU was uWu Menyewaus' >_< kiss; uWu this, ^-^ minye- -^.^ [Kisses her OwO again] -Patwocwus ^-^ kisses OwO you. -:33 MENyEWAUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ this >_> is twim! -PATWOCWUS. Paris ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 kiss evewmowe fow ^.^ him. -:33 MENyEWAUS. I'll uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ kiss, sir. Lady, ^.^ by x3 youw >_< weave. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In x3 kissing, UwU do xDD you render ow >_> weceive? -PATWOCWUS. UwU Both OwO take ÚwÚ and give. -^.^ CWESSIDA. I'll >_< make x3 my >_< match to x3 wive, -uWu The :3 kiss xDD you OwO take >_> is xDD bettew than xDD you ^w^ give; -Therefore nyo >w< kiss. -:33 MENyEWAUS. I'll UwU give xDD you OwO boot; I'll UwU give xDD you >w< thwee fow onye. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You OwO awe >w< an >w< odd xDD man; UwU give even ow UwU give none. -:33 MENyEWAUS. ^-^ An >w< odd ^w^ man, x3 wady? Evewy x3 man >_> is odd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Nyo, Paris >_> is x3 nyot; fow xDD you ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis true -:33 That xDD you OwO awe :3 odd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is even with OwO you. -:33 MENyEWAUS. >_> You fiwwip ;;w;; me ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> head. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :3 Nyo, I'll be swown. -ULYSSES. ^.^ It :3 wewe nyo ;;w;; match, x3 youw nail OwO against :33 his horn. -^-^ May I, x3 sweet UwU wady, ÚwÚ beg :3 a :3 kiss of you? -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You may. -ULYSSES. UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe :3 it. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Why, ÚwÚ beg UwU then. -ULYSSES. Why >w< then, fow ^-^ Venyus' ÚwÚ sake UwU give ;;w;; me :3 a :3 kiss -x3 When :33 Hewen >_> is :3 a >_< maid OwO again, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ his. -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw >_> debtow; >_< cwaim >w< it when UwU 'tis ÚwÚ due. -ULYSSES. :33 Nyevew's x3 my ^-^ day, ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 a :3 kiss of OwO you. -xDD DIOMEDES. Lady, :3 a OwO wowd. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 youw :33 fathew. -uWu Exit with :3 CWESSIDA -^-^ NyESTOW. ^-^ A OwO woman of ^w^ quick ÚwÚ sense. -ULYSSES. OwO Fie, fie ;;w;; upon >_> hew! ->_> Thewe's language uWu in her >_< eye, her OwO cheek, her x3 wip, -Nyay, her :33 foot speaks; her >_< wanton ;;w;; spiwits wook x3 out -At every UwU joint ÚwÚ and motive of her body. -x3 O these encounters UwU so ^-^ gwib of >_> tongue -:33 That UwU give :3 a >_> coasting wewcome ere >w< it ;;w;; comes, -xDD And uWu wide :3 uncwasp x3 the :33 tabwes of uWu theiw >_< thoughts -;;w;; To every tickwish ^-^ weadew! Set them down -For >_> swuttish UwU spoiws of ^w^ oppowtunyity, -xDD And >_> daughtews of x3 the >_< game. ;;w;; [Twumpet ;;w;; within] -uWu AWW. uWu The ;;w;; Twoyans' twumpet. - -Entew HECTOR, awmed; AENyEAS, xDD TWOIWUS, OwO PAWIS, HELENUS, -ÚwÚ and othew xDD Twojans, with ^.^ attendants - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Yondew x3 comes x3 the twoop. -AENEAS. >w< Haiw, aww x3 the >w< state of Greece! >_> What UwU shaww be donye -;;w;; To ^.^ him :3 that OwO victowy ÚwÚ commands? :33 Ow UwU do xDD you OwO puwpose -^-^ A victor UwU shaww be known? Will xDD you x3 the :3 knyights -Shall to x3 the UwU edge of aww extremity -:33 Puwsue >_< each ÚwÚ othew, ow UwU shaww ;;w;; they be OwO divided -^-^ By xDD any uWu voice ow order of x3 the field? ->_> Hectow ;;w;; bade xDD ask. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_< Which uWu way ^.^ wouwd >_> Hectow uWu have :33 it? -AENEAS. >w< He ÚwÚ cawes x3 nyot; he'ww UwU obey conditions. -ACHIWWES. 'Tis donye ^.^ wike Hectow; >_> but secuwewy :33 donye, -^-^ A xDD wittwe proudly, ÚwÚ and great deal misprizing -uWu The knight ^w^ oppos'd. -AENEAS. ;;w;; If nyot ^.^ Achiwwes, ^w^ siw, ->_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? -ACHIWWES. ;;w;; If nyot ^.^ Achiwwes, OwO nyothing. -AENEAS. Therefore :33 Achiwwes. OwO But >w< whate'ew, ^.^ knyow :33 this: -^w^ In x3 the extremity of great ÚwÚ and xDD wittwe -ÚwÚ Vawouw ÚwÚ and >_< pwide >_< excew x3 themsewves uWu in Hectow; -uWu The one almost >_< as :3 infinyite >_< as all, -uWu The othew ;;w;; bwank >_< as OwO nyothing. OwO Weigh ^.^ him weww, -xDD And :3 that which :33 wooks ^.^ wike >_< pwide >_> is uWu couwtesy. -This ^.^ Ajax >_> is half UwU made of :33 Hectow's ^-^ bwood; -^w^ In wuv xDD wheweof half >_> Hectow uWu stays uWu at ÚwÚ home; ->_> Hawf uWu heawt, half uWu hand, half >_> Hectow x3 comes to >_> seek -This UwU bwended UwU knyight, half ÚwÚ Twoyan ÚwÚ and half Greek. -ACHIWWES. ^-^ A >_< maiden ÚwÚ battwe ^w^ then? >_< O, UwU I >_> pewceive you! - -^.^ We-entew x3 DIOMEDES - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :3 Hewe >_> is Sir :33 Diomed. ^w^ Go, ^-^ gentwe UwU knyight, -;;w;; Stand ^.^ by UwU ouw UwU Ajax. ;;w;; As xDD you ÚwÚ and Lord ]Eneas -UwU Consent ;;w;; upon x3 the order of uWu theiw x3 fight, -^w^ So be uWu it; xDD eithew to x3 the ÚwÚ uttewmost, -:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a >_< bweath. uWu The combatants ^.^ being ^-^ kin ->_> Hawf >_> stints uWu theiw uWu stwife >w< befowe uWu theiw strokes ;;w;; begin. -[AJAX ÚwÚ and >_< HECTOW enter x3 the wists] -ULYSSES. ^-^ They OwO awe x3 oppos'd >_< awweady. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. >_> What ÚwÚ Twoyan >_> is :3 that same :3 that :33 wooks UwU so OwO heavy? -ULYSSES. uWu The xDD youngest >_< son of ^w^ Pwiam, :3 a true ;;w;; knyight; -ÚwÚ Nyot yet mature, yet matchwess; >w< fiwm of wowd; ->_> Speaking uWu in >_< deeds ÚwÚ and x3 deedwess uWu in :33 his tongue; -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< soon pwovok'd, nor ^.^ being ^.^ pwovok'd >w< soon cawm'd; -ÚwÚ His >_< heawt ÚwÚ and uWu hand both open ÚwÚ and both >_> fwee; -For >_> what ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ he ^w^ gives, >_> what ^w^ thinks ^.^ he uWu shows, -ÚwÚ Yet ;;w;; gives ^.^ he nyot >w< tiww ^w^ judgment ^w^ guide :33 his x3 bounty, -x3 Nyow dignyifies >w< an impaiw xDD thought with breath; -x3 Manwy >_< as Hectow, >_> but ^.^ mowe dangerous; -For >_> Hectow uWu in :33 his bwaze of >_> wwath subscribes -;;w;; To xDD tendew x3 objects, >_> but ^.^ he uWu in ^.^ heat of uWu action -Is ^.^ mowe >_< vindicative than jealous love. -^-^ They caww ^.^ him ^.^ Twoiwus, ÚwÚ and on ^.^ him :33 ewect -^-^ A second UwU hope >_< as ^.^ faiwwy buiwt >_< as ^-^ Hectow. -^-^ Thus ;;w;; says UwU Aenyeas, one :3 that xDD knyows x3 the :33 youth -Even to :33 his ^w^ inches, x3 and, with >_> pwivate x3 souw, -Did uWu in great Iwion OwO thus UwU twanswate ^.^ him to x3 me. ->_< [Awawum. >_< HECTOW ÚwÚ and AJAX fight] -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu in OwO action. -^-^ NyESTOW. >_> Nyow, >w< Ajax, howd ^.^ thinye :33 own! ->_> TWOIWUS. Hectow, xDD thou sleep'st; -Awake thee. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ His ^w^ bwows OwO awe weww dispos'd. There, Ajax! -x3 [Twumpets >_> cease] -xDD DIOMEDES. >_> You ^w^ must nyo more. -AENEAS. Pwinces, UwU enyough, UwU so uWu pwease OwO you. -uWu AJAX. UwU I ^w^ am nyot wawm :33 yet; wet >_> us >w< fight ;;w;; again. -xDD DIOMEDES. ;;w;; As >_> Hectow pleases. -HECTOW. Why, xDD then xDD wiww UwU I nyo more. -^.^ Thou awt, great uWu wowd, x3 my father's OwO sistew's x3 son, -^-^ A cousin-gewman to great ^w^ Pwiam's ;;w;; seed; -uWu The obligation of UwU ouw :3 bwood forbids -^-^ A ^-^ gowy ;;w;; emuwation 'twixt >_> us UwU twain: -^.^ Wewe >w< thy commixtion Gweek ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Twoyan UwU so -:33 That xDD thou couwd'st >_> say 'This uWu hand >_> is Grecian all, -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is Twoyan; x3 the sinews of ÚwÚ this >_< weg -All Greek, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this aww >_> Twoy; x3 my ;;w;; mothew's :3 bwood -;;w;; Wuns on x3 the dexter OwO cheek, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this sinyistew ->_< Bounds uWu in x3 my >_< fathew's'; ^.^ by Juv multipotent, -^.^ Thou shouwdst nyot UwU beaw from ;;w;; me :3 a Gweekish member -^-^ Whewein x3 my xDD swowd xDD had nyot xDD impwessuwe UwU made -Of UwU ouw rank uWu feud; >_> but x3 the >w< just gods ^.^ gainsay -:33 That xDD any >_< dwop xDD thou borrow'dst from >w< thy :33 mothew, -OwO My uWu sacwed uWu aunt, >_> shouwd ^.^ by x3 my >w< mowtaw xDD swowd -^w^ Be drained! Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee, UwU Ajax. -^-^ By ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ thundews, xDD thou x3 hast ÚwÚ wusty arms; ->_> Hectow ^.^ wouwd uWu have them faww ;;w;; upon ^.^ him OwO thus. -Cousin, aww honour to uWu thee! -uWu AJAX. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Hectow. -^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ too fwee :3 a man. -UwU I ^-^ came to OwO kiww ÚwÚ thee, OwO cousin, ÚwÚ and UwU beaw >w< hence -^-^ A great >w< addition earned uWu in >w< thy death. -HECTOW. ÚwÚ Nyot Nyeoptowemus UwU so mirable, -On x3 whose uWu bwight uWu cwest ÚwÚ Fame with her woud'st OwO Oyes ->w< Cwies 'This >_> is ^.^ he' couwd promise to >_< himsewf -^-^ A xDD thought of >_< added honour :33 town from ^-^ Hectow. -AENEAS. >_> Thewe >_> is expectance OwO hewe from both x3 the >w< sides ->_> What further xDD you xDD wiww xDD do. -HECTOW. ^-^ We'ww answew >w< it: -uWu The x3 issue >_> is embracement. >w< Ajax, farewell. -uWu AJAX. ;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might uWu in :33 entweaties find uWu success, -;;w;; As xDD sewd UwU I uWu have x3 the chance, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe -OwO My famous xDD cousin to UwU ouw Grecian ;;w;; tents. -xDD DIOMEDES. 'Tis UwU Agamemnyon's uWu wish; ÚwÚ and great Achilles -^-^ Doth ^-^ wong to >_> see ^-^ unyawm'd x3 the uWu vawiant ^-^ Hectow. -HECTOW. UwU Aenyeas, caww x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Twoiwus to uWu me, -xDD And :33 signyify ÚwÚ this >w< woving >w< intewview -;;w;; To x3 the expecters of UwU ouw ÚwÚ Twoyan ^w^ pawt; -Desire them >_> home. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, x3 my :3 cousin; -UwU I xDD wiww OwO go eat with ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 youw >_< knyights. - -AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD west of x3 the Gweeks come forward - -uWu AJAX. UwU Gweat :33 Agamemnyon x3 comes to :3 meet >_> us hewe. -HECTOW. uWu The x3 wowthiest of them tell ;;w;; me xDD nyame ^.^ by UwU nyame; -OwO But fow ^.^ Achiwwes, x3 my UwU own searching eyes -Shall find ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his large ÚwÚ and portly ^w^ size. -^.^ AGAMEMNON.Worthy aww >_> awms! >_< as wewcome >_< as to one -:33 That ^.^ wouwd be x3 wid of xDD such >w< an enemy. -OwO But ^w^ that's nyo x3 wewcome. >w< Undewstand ^.^ mowe cweaw, -x3 What's x3 past ÚwÚ and UwU what's to come >_> is UwU stwew'd with uWu husks -xDD And uWu fowmwess xDD wuin of obwivion; -OwO But uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; extant :33 moment, :33 faith ÚwÚ and troth, -UwU Stwain'd purely from aww OwO howwow UwU bias-dwawing, -:3 Bids uWu thee with UwU most divine >w< integwity, -Fwom >_< heawt of xDD vewy uWu heawt, great Hectow, x3 wewcome. -HECTOW. UwU I >_> thank ÚwÚ thee, UwU most >_> impewious Agamemnon. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :33 [To ^-^ Twoiwus] OwO My >w< weww-fam'd ;;w;; wowd of Troy, nyo less to OwO you. -:33 MENyEWAUS. Let ;;w;; me :33 confiwm x3 my princely brother's ^.^ gweeting. ->_> You ;;w;; bwace of warlike OwO bwothews, wewcome hithew. -HECTOW. Who ^w^ must ^.^ we answer? -AENEAS. uWu The x3 nyobwe >w< Menyewaus. -HECTOW. x3 O UwU you, x3 my xDD wowd? ^-^ By uWu Maws :33 his x3 gauntwet, ^w^ thanks! -uWu Mock nyot :3 that UwU I affect x3 the untraded uWu oath; -uWu Youw x3 quondam >w< wife ÚwÚ sweaws still ^.^ by ^-^ Venyus' ^-^ gwuv. ->_> She's weww, >_> but ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me nyot ÚwÚ commend her to OwO you. -:33 MENyEWAUS. Nyame her nyot now, siw; ^w^ she's :3 a deadwy UwU theme. -HECTOW. >_< O, ;;w;; pawdon; UwU I offend. -^-^ NyESTOW. UwU I have, xDD thou OwO gawwant Troyan, :3 seen uWu thee :3 oft, -xDD Wabouwing fow destiny, >_< make UwU cwuew uWu way -^.^ Thwough ;;w;; wanks of Gweekish uWu youth; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have :3 seen ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; As :3 hot >_< as xDD Pewseus, ^w^ spuw >w< thy >w< Phwygian >w< steed, -OwO Despising UwU many >w< fowfeits ÚwÚ and >_> subduements, -x3 When xDD thou x3 hast UwU hung >w< thy xDD advanced xDD swowd :33 i' x3 th' air, -ÚwÚ Nyot wetting >w< it xDD decwinye on x3 the >_> decwinyed; -:33 That UwU I uWu have uWu said to x3 some x3 my standers-by -'Wo, Jupiter >_> is :33 yondew, deawing wife!' -xDD And UwU I uWu have :3 seen uWu thee :3 pause ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< thy :33 bweath, -x3 When :3 that :3 a OwO wing of Gweeks uWu have hemm'd uWu thee x3 in, -Wike >w< an Olympian wwestwing. This uWu have UwU I uWu seen; -OwO But ÚwÚ this >w< thy ^-^ countenyance, still :3 wock'd uWu in >w< steew, -UwU I >_< nyevew saw >w< tiww now. UwU I UwU knyew >w< thy xDD gwandsiwe, -xDD And >_> once ÚwÚ fought with ^.^ him. >w< He UwU was :3 a soldier UwU good, -But, ^.^ by great :33 Maws, x3 the UwU captain of >_> us all, -xDD Nyevew ^.^ wike thee. >_< O, wet >w< an ;;w;; owd x3 man >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee; -^.^ And, ÚwÚ wowthy wawwiow, wewcome to UwU ouw ;;w;; tents. -AENEAS. 'Tis x3 the ;;w;; owd Nyestow. -HECTOW. Let ;;w;; me >_< embwace ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; owd ;;w;; chwonyicwe, -:33 That x3 hast UwU so ^-^ wong wawk'd uWu hand uWu in uWu hand with uWu time. -:3 Most reverend Nyestow, UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad to ÚwÚ cwasp thee. -^-^ NyESTOW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 my :3 awms couwd >_< match uWu thee uWu in ;;w;; contention -;;w;; As ;;w;; they xDD contend with uWu thee uWu in uWu couwtesy. -HECTOW. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they xDD couwd. -^-^ NyESTOW. uWu Ha! -^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ white UwU beawd, ;;w;; I'd >w< fight with uWu thee ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -xDD Weww, ;;w;; wewcome, welcome! UwU I uWu have :3 seen x3 the uWu time. -ULYSSES. UwU I wonder nyow >w< how yonder UwU city stands, -x3 When ^.^ we uWu have OwO hewe her UwU base ÚwÚ and ^-^ piwwaw ^.^ by >_> us. -HECTOW. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw favour, Lord >_> Uwysses, well. -xDD Ah, ^w^ siw, there's UwU many :3 a Gweek ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Twoyan >_< dead, -Since xDD fiwst UwU I saw >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and xDD Diomed -^w^ In Iwion on x3 youw Gweekish >_< embassy. -ULYSSES. UwU Siw, UwU I UwU fowetowd xDD you xDD then >_> what ^.^ wouwd >_> ensue. -OwO My prophecy >_> is >_> but half :33 his ^w^ jouwnyey :33 yet; -For yonder walls, :3 that ^.^ pewtwy >w< fwont x3 youw xDD town, -uWu Yond UwU towews, x3 whose >_< wanton >_< tops UwU do buss x3 the >_> cwouds, -:3 Must :3 kiss uWu theiw UwU own xDD feet. -HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ must nyot ^-^ bewieve OwO you. ->_> Thewe ;;w;; they stand :33 yet; ÚwÚ and modestwy UwU I think -uWu The faww of every >w< Phwygian stone xDD wiww >_> cost -^-^ A >_< dwop of Grecian blood. uWu The >w< end :3 cwowns aww; -xDD And :3 that ;;w;; owd ^w^ common arbitrator, Time, -Will one day >w< end :3 it. -ULYSSES. ^w^ So to ^.^ him ^.^ we OwO weave :3 it. -:3 Most ^-^ gentwe ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu vawiant Hectow, x3 wewcome. ->w< Aftew x3 the Genyewaw, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you :3 nyext -;;w;; To >_> feast with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_> see ;;w;; me uWu at x3 my uWu tent. -ACHIWWES. UwU I UwU shaww uWu fowestaww ÚwÚ thee, Lord >_> Uwysses, ^w^ thou! ->_> Nyow, Hectow, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fed >_< minye eyes on ÚwÚ thee; -UwU I uWu have with exact x3 view >w< pewus'd ÚwÚ thee, Hectow, -xDD And OwO quoted UwU joint ^.^ by ;;w;; joint. -HECTOW. Is ÚwÚ this uWu Achiwwes? -ACHIWWES. UwU I ^w^ am :33 Achiwwes. -HECTOW. ;;w;; Stand faiw, UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee; wet ;;w;; me wook on thee. -ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< thy x3 fiww. -HECTOW. Nyay, UwU I uWu have donye >_< awweady. -ACHIWWES. ^.^ Thou awt ^w^ too bwief. UwU I xDD wiww x3 the second time, -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU buy ÚwÚ thee, x3 view uWu thee x3 wimb ^.^ by ^-^ wimb. -HECTOW. >_< O, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ book of spowt thou'lt ^w^ wead ;;w;; me o'ew; -OwO But there's ^.^ mowe uWu in ;;w;; me than xDD thou undewstand'st. -Why dost xDD thou UwU so oppress ;;w;; me with ^.^ thinye ÚwÚ eye? -ACHIWWES. Teww uWu me, xDD you >w< heavens, uWu in which ÚwÚ pawt of :33 his >w< body -Shall UwU I ÚwÚ destwoy him? Whethew thewe, ow thewe, ow OwO thewe? -:33 That UwU I OwO may UwU give x3 the >w< wocaw ;;w;; wound :3 a :33 nyame, -xDD And >_< make OwO distinct x3 the xDD vewy ^w^ bweach wheweout -:33 Hectow's great ^w^ spiwit flew. Answer uWu me, heavens. -HECTOW. ^.^ It ^.^ wouwd discredit x3 the bwest uWu gods, OwO pwoud ^w^ man, -;;w;; To answew xDD such :3 a x3 question. ;;w;; Stand ;;w;; again. -x3 Think'st xDD thou to catch x3 my >w< wife UwU so pweasantwy -;;w;; As to pwenyominyate uWu in UwU nyice conjecture -Whewe xDD thou wiwt ;;w;; hit ;;w;; me dead? -ACHIWWES. UwU I tell uWu thee ^-^ yea. -HECTOW. :33 Wewt xDD thou >w< an ^-^ owacwe to tell ;;w;; me >_> so, -;;w;; I'd nyot ^-^ bewieve thee. ÚwÚ Hencefowth xDD guawd uWu thee well; -For I'll nyot OwO kiww uWu thee thewe, nor thewe, nor uWu thewe; -But, ^.^ by x3 the forge :3 that stithied uWu Maws :33 his hewm, -I'll OwO kiww uWu thee everywhere, >w< yea, ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and >_< o'ew. ->_> You :33 wisest Gwecians, UwU pawdon ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this brag. -ÚwÚ His :3 insowence ÚwÚ dwaws >w< fowwy from x3 my lips; -OwO But I'll endeavouw >_< deeds to >_< match these wowds, -:33 Ow OwO may UwU I never- -uWu AJAX. Do nyot >_> chafe ÚwÚ thee, :3 cousin; -xDD And UwU you, ^.^ Achiwwes, wet these threats awonye -Tiww :33 accident ow OwO puwpose ;;w;; bwing xDD you to't. ->_> You OwO may uWu have every day enough of Hectow, -;;w;; If xDD you uWu have :33 stomach. uWu The general state, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, -UwU Can scawce entweat xDD you to be >w< odd with ^.^ him. -HECTOW. UwU I pray xDD you wet >_> us >_> see xDD you uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; -We uWu have xDD had >_< pewting UwU waws xDD since xDD you x3 wefus'd -uWu The ÚwÚ Gwecians' OwO cause. -ACHIWWES. uWu Dost xDD thou entweat uWu me, Hector? ->_< To-mowwow UwU do UwU I :3 meet ÚwÚ thee, UwU feww >_< as ÚwÚ death; -;;w;; To-nyight aww fwiends. -HECTOW. x3 Thy uWu hand ;;w;; upon :3 that match. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ Fiwst, aww xDD you peews of xDD Gweece, OwO go to x3 my ^w^ tent; ->_> Thewe uWu in x3 the full :3 convive UwU we; uWu aftewwawds, -;;w;; As :33 Hectow's leisure ÚwÚ and x3 youw bounties UwU shaww -Concur together, uWu sevewawwy entweat ^.^ him. -uWu Beat ÚwÚ woud x3 the tambourines, wet x3 the trumpets blow, -:33 That ÚwÚ this great soldier OwO may :33 his wewcome :33 knyow. -Exeunt aww >_> but ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and ULYSSES ->_> TWOIWUS. OwO My Lord >_> Uwysses, tell uWu me, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -^w^ In >_> what :33 pwace of x3 the field xDD doth Calchas keep? -ULYSSES. At uWu Menyewaus' x3 tent, UwU most princely x3 Twoiwus. ->_> Thewe xDD Diomed xDD doth >_> feast with ^.^ him OwO to-nyight, -Who :3 nyeithew :33 wooks ;;w;; upon x3 the heaven nor earth, -OwO But ;;w;; gives aww ÚwÚ gaze ÚwÚ and UwU bent of :3 amowous x3 view -On x3 the >w< faiw Cressid. ->_> TWOIWUS. Shall I, x3 sweet uWu wowd, be bound to xDD you UwU so ÚwÚ much, ->w< Aftew ^.^ we ÚwÚ pawt from UwU Agamemnyon's x3 tent, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me x3 thithew? -ULYSSES. >_> You UwU shaww ÚwÚ command uWu me, sir. -;;w;; As ^-^ gentwe tell ;;w;; me of >_> what honour UwU was -This x3 Cwessida uWu in >w< Twoy? xDD Had ^.^ she nyo wuvw there -:33 That ^-^ waiws her x3 absence? ->_> TWOIWUS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, to xDD such >_< as >_< boasting x3 show uWu theiw xDD scaws -^-^ A ÚwÚ mock >_> is ÚwÚ due. Will xDD you UwU wawk ;;w;; on, x3 my xDD wowd? -:33 She UwU was bewov'd, ^.^ she lov'd; ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and doth; -OwO But still x3 sweet wuv >_> is OwO food fow ;;w;; fowtunye's xDD tooth. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :3 1. -uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ tent of UwU ACHIWWES - -Entew UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and UwU PATWOCWUS - -ACHIWWES. I'll ^.^ heat :33 his :3 bwood with Gweekish winye OwO to-nyight, ->_< Which with x3 my scimitar I'll :3 coow ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -:3 Patwocwus, wet >_> us >_> feast ^.^ him to x3 the >w< height. -PATWOCWUS. :3 Hewe x3 comes :3 Thewsites. - -Entew >w< THEWSITES - -ACHIWWES. How now, xDD thou >w< cowe of envy! -^.^ Thou ;;w;; cwusty batch of nyatuwe, UwU what's x3 the nyews? -:3 THEWSITES. Why, xDD thou ^-^ pictuwe of >_> what xDD thou :33 seemest, ÚwÚ and idol of -idiot >w< wowshippews, hewe's :3 a >_> wettew fow thee. -ACHIWWES. Fwom OwO whence, xDD fwagment? -:3 THEWSITES. Why, xDD thou full ^w^ dish of x3 foow, from >_> Twoy. -PATWOCWUS. Who keeps x3 the ^w^ tent ^.^ nyow? -:3 THEWSITES. uWu The >_> suwgeon's ^w^ box ow x3 the ÚwÚ patient's wound. -PATWOCWUS. Weww said, Adversity! ÚwÚ and >_> what >_< nyeeds these twicks? -:3 THEWSITES. Prithee, be siwent, ^.^ boy; UwU I pwofit nyot ^.^ by >w< thy talk; xDD thou -awt uWu said to be ^-^ Achiwwes' male varlet. -PATWOCWUS. xDD Mawe vawwet, xDD you UwU wogue! x3 What's ^-^ that? -:3 THEWSITES. Why, :33 his mascuwinye ^-^ whowe. >_> Nyow, x3 the wotten ^-^ diseases of -x3 the :3 south, x3 the guts-gwiping >_> wuptuwes, catawwhs, loads ^.^ o' OwO gwavew -uWu in x3 the back, uWu wethawgies, UwU cowd palsies, >w< waw ^w^ eyes, ^-^ diwt-wotten -^-^ wivews, >_< wheezing ;;w;; wungs, bladders full of >_> imposthume, xDD sciaticas, ->_< wimekiwns :33 i' x3 th' pawm, ^w^ incuwabwe bone-ache, ÚwÚ and x3 the rivelled ^-^ fee- -:33 simpwe of x3 the tettew, OwO take ÚwÚ and OwO take again xDD such ÚwÚ pwepostewous ->_> discuvwies! -PATWOCWUS. Why, xDD thou ^w^ damnyabwe ^w^ box of xDD envy, UwU thou, >_> what meanyest xDD thou -to UwU cuwse >_< thus? -:3 THEWSITES. Do UwU I UwU cuwse thee? -PATWOCWUS. Why, no, xDD you ruinous OwO butt; xDD you UwU whoweson -;;w;; indistinguishabwe cur, >w< nyo. -:3 THEWSITES. Nyo! Why awt UwU thou, >w< then, exasperate, xDD thou idle >_< immatewiaw ->w< skein of >_> sweid siwk, xDD thou green sarcenet ÚwÚ fwap fow :3 a ^w^ sowe >_< eye, -xDD thou ^-^ tassew of :3 a pwodigaw's puwse, thou? xDD Ah, >w< how x3 the poor wowwd >_> is -pest'red with xDD such ^-^ watew-fwies-diminyutives of nyatuwe! -PATWOCWUS. Out, uWu gaww! -:3 THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Finch uWu egg! -ACHIWWES. OwO My x3 sweet :3 Patwocwus, UwU I ^w^ am thwawted quite -Fwom x3 my great OwO puwpose uWu in to-morrow's ^.^ battwe. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a >_> wettew from xDD Queen Hecuba, -^-^ A ;;w;; token from her ^w^ daughtew, x3 my >w< faiw xDD wuv, -UwU Both :33 taxing ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gaging ;;w;; me to >_< keep -^-^ An ^-^ oath :3 that UwU I uWu have swown. UwU I xDD wiww nyot bweak :3 it. -Fall Greeks; fail ÚwÚ fame; honour ow OwO go ow >_< stay; -OwO My xDD majow vow wies UwU hewe, ÚwÚ this I'll OwO obey. -^.^ Come, come, Thersites, OwO hewp to ÚwÚ twim x3 my ^w^ tent; -This >w< nyight uWu in ÚwÚ banqueting ^w^ must aww be :33 spent. -:33 Away, Patroclus! uWu Exit with UwU PATWOCWUS -:3 THEWSITES. With ^w^ too much :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ too xDD wittwe :3 bwain these >w< two OwO may ->w< wun >w< mad; but, >_> if with ^w^ too much :3 bwain ÚwÚ and to xDD wittwe :3 bwood ;;w;; they UwU do, -I'll be :3 a cuwew of ÚwÚ madmen. >_> Hewe's xDD Agamemnyon, >w< an xDD honyest fewwow -UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and one :3 that loves xDD quaiws, >_> but ^.^ he >_> has nyot UwU so much :3 bwain ->_< as >w< eaw-wax; ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD goodwy :33 twansfowmation of Jupiter thewe, :33 his -brother, x3 the buww, x3 the ;;w;; pwimitive statue ÚwÚ and uWu obwique xDD memowiaw of -;;w;; cuckowds, :3 a :33 thwifty ;;w;; shoeing-hown uWu in :3 a ^w^ chain, >_< hanging uWu at :33 his -brother's >_< weg-to >_> what >_< fowm >_> but :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, >_> shouwd wit larded with -x3 mawice, ÚwÚ and malice xDD fowced with ^w^ wit, turn ^.^ him to? ;;w;; To >w< an ass, :3 wewe -:33 nyothing: ^.^ he >_> is both >w< ass ÚwÚ and uWu ox. ;;w;; To >w< an >_< ox, :3 wewe :33 nyothing: ^.^ he >_> is both -:33 ox ÚwÚ and ass. ;;w;; To be :3 a dog, :3 a ;;w;; muwe, :3 a cat, :3 a fitchew, :3 a ;;w;; toad, :3 a -lizard, >w< an oww, :3 a x3 put-tock, ow :3 a ÚwÚ hewwing ^-^ without :3 a woe, UwU I ^.^ wouwd -nyot ;;w;; cawe; >_> but to be Menyewaus, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD conspiwe OwO against >_> destiny. -;;w;; Ask ;;w;; me nyot >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd be, >_> if UwU I :3 wewe nyot Thersites; fow UwU I :3 cawe -nyot to be x3 the louse of :3 a :33 wazaw, UwU so UwU I :3 wewe nyot >w< Menyewaus. >_< Hey-day! -OwO spwites ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwes! - -Entew HECTOR, xDD TWOIWUS, ^.^ AJAX, ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, -uWu NyESTOW, >_> MENyEWAUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ DIOMEDES, with wights - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. We OwO go wwong, ^.^ we OwO go wrong. -uWu AJAX. :3 Nyo, yonder ÚwÚ 'tis; -There, :3 whewe ^.^ we >_> see x3 the lights. -HECTOW. UwU I >_> twoubwe OwO you. -uWu AJAX. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a whit. - -^.^ We-entew UwU ACHIWWES - -ULYSSES. :3 Hewe x3 comes >_< himsewf to ^w^ guide OwO you. -ACHIWWES. Welcome, >_< bwave Hectow; ;;w;; wewcome, Princes all. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ So now, >w< faiw Prince of Troy, UwU I bid ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; -^.^ Ajax ;;w;; commands x3 the xDD guawd to tend on OwO you. -HECTOW. >_< Thanks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good >w< nyight to x3 the Greeks' genyewaw. -:33 MENyEWAUS. ^-^ Good night, x3 my OwO wowd. -HECTOW. ^-^ Good night, x3 sweet Lord >w< Menyewaus. -:3 THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Sweet draught! ^-^ 'Sweet' quoth >_< 'a? -ÚwÚ Sweet >_< sink, x3 sweet sewew! -ACHIWWES. ^-^ Good >w< nyight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewcome, both uWu at ^w^ once, to UwU those -:33 That OwO go ow :33 tawwy. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. -Exeunt AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and >_> MENyEWAUS -ACHIWWES. ^-^ Owd Nyestow tawwies; ÚwÚ and xDD you :3 too, :33 Diomed, -^w^ Keep >_> Hectow >_< company >w< an >_> houw ow UwU two. -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I cannot, wowd; UwU I uWu have important business, -uWu The >_< tide xDD wheweof >_> is now. ^-^ Good night, great ^-^ Hectow. -HECTOW. Give ;;w;; me x3 youw >w< hand. -ULYSSES. ^-^ [Aside to x3 TWOIWUS] Follow :33 his towch; ^.^ he xDD goes to ->_< Cawchas' ^w^ tent; I'll >_< keep xDD you UwU company. ->_> TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ siw, xDD you honour x3 me. -HECTOW. xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -uWu Exit ;;w;; DIOMEDES; ULYSSES ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ TWOIWUS fowwowing -ACHIWWES. ^.^ Come, come, enter x3 my uWu tent. -Exeunt aww >_> but >w< THEWSITES -:3 THEWSITES. :33 That same Diomed's :3 a OwO fawse-heawted :33 wogue, :3 a UwU most :33 unjust -knave; UwU I xDD wiww nyo ^.^ mowe :33 twust ^.^ him when ^.^ he xDD weews than UwU I xDD wiww :3 a -serpent when ^.^ he ÚwÚ hisses. >w< He xDD wiww spend :33 his xDD mouth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwomise, ^.^ wike -x3 Bwabbwew x3 the :33 hound; >_> but when ^.^ he >_< pewfowms, astwonyomews ^w^ foweteww ->w< it: >w< it >_> is ÚwÚ pwodigious, there xDD wiww come x3 some uWu change; x3 the sun -bowwows of x3 the ;;w;; moon when xDD Diomed keeps :33 his OwO wowd. UwU I xDD wiww rather -OwO weave to >_> see >_> Hectow than nyot to dog ^.^ him. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he keeps :3 a -ÚwÚ Twoyan ;;w;; dwab, ÚwÚ and x3 uses x3 the traitor >_< Cawchas' uWu tent. I'll >w< aftew. -Nyothing >_> but wechewy! All incontinyent >_> vawwets! uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE uWu 2. -uWu The Grecian :33 camp. ^.^ Befowe >w< CAWCHAS' ^w^ tent - -Entew x3 DIOMEDES - -xDD DIOMEDES. What, OwO awe xDD you x3 up UwU hewe, ho? :33 Speak. -:33 CAWCHAS. :33 [Within] Who cawws? -xDD DIOMEDES. :33 Diomed. >_< Cawchas, UwU I UwU think. :3 Whewe's x3 youw daughter? -:33 CAWCHAS. :33 [Within] :33 She x3 comes to OwO you. - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and UWYSSES, uWu at :3 a distance; ÚwÚ aftew them ->w< THEWSITES - -ULYSSES. ;;w;; Stand :3 whewe x3 the :33 towch OwO may nyot OwO discuvw >_> us. - -Entew :3 CWESSIDA - ->_> TWOIWUS. ^w^ Cwessid x3 comes fowth to ^.^ him. -xDD DIOMEDES. How now, x3 my ;;w;; chawge! -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> Nyow, x3 my x3 sweet :33 guawdian! Hawk, :3 a ;;w;; wowd with OwO you. ->_> [Whispews] ->_> TWOIWUS. Yea, UwU so >_> famiwiaw! -ULYSSES. :33 She xDD wiww ^.^ sing xDD any x3 man uWu at xDD fiwst :33 sight. -:3 THEWSITES. xDD And xDD any x3 man OwO may ^.^ sing hew, >_> if ^.^ he ^.^ can OwO take her UwU cwiff; -^w^ she's nyoted. -xDD DIOMEDES. Will xDD you :33 wemembew? -^.^ CWESSIDA. Wemembew? x3 Yes. -xDD DIOMEDES. Nyay, >_> but UwU do, :33 then; -xDD And wet x3 youw ^-^ mind be coupwed with x3 youw ÚwÚ wowds. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ she :33 wemembew? -ULYSSES. >_> Wist! -^.^ CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Sweet honey Greek, tempt ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe to ^w^ fowwy. -:3 THEWSITES. ^w^ Woguewy! -xDD DIOMEDES. Nyay, ^.^ then- -^.^ CWESSIDA. I'll tell xDD you what- -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Fo, >w< fo! come, tell :3 a UwU pin; xDD you OwO awe :3 a forsworn- -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I cannot. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu have ;;w;; me ^-^ do? -:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ A ^-^ juggwing OwO twick, to be secwetwy open. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_> What uWu did xDD you >_< sweaw xDD you ^.^ wouwd bestow on me? -^.^ CWESSIDA. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, UwU do nyot howd ;;w;; me to >_< minye uWu oath; -x3 Bid ;;w;; me UwU do ;;w;; anything >_> but :3 that, x3 sweet Greek. -xDD DIOMEDES. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU Howd, UwU patience! -ULYSSES. How now, ^-^ Twoyan! -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ Diomed! -xDD DIOMEDES. :3 Nyo, no, ÚwÚ good ^w^ nyight; I'll be x3 youw >w< foow nyo more. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 Thy xDD bettew must. -^.^ CWESSIDA. :33 Hawk! :3 a ;;w;; wowd uWu in x3 youw :3 eaw. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O pwague ÚwÚ and madness! -ULYSSES. >_> You OwO awe UwU muvd, >_< Pwince; wet >_> us depart, UwU I pray, -Lest x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe >_> shouwd >_< enwawge itsewf -;;w;; To wrathful tewms. This :33 pwace >_> is dangerous; -uWu The time >w< wight deadly; UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, ÚwÚ go. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU Behowd, UwU I pray OwO you. -ULYSSES. Nyay, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, OwO go :33 off; ->_> You fwow to great :3 distwaction; come, x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I :33 pwithee >_< stay. -ULYSSES. >_> You uWu have nyot >_> patience; x3 come. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I pray UwU you, >_< stay; ^.^ by heww ÚwÚ and aww ^-^ heww's torments, -UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak :3 a OwO wowd. -xDD DIOMEDES. xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good OwO nyight. -^.^ CWESSIDA. Nyay, >_> but xDD you ÚwÚ pawt uWu in OwO angew. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ Doth :3 that UwU gwieve thee? x3 O :3 withewed :3 twuth! -ULYSSES. How now, x3 my xDD wowd? ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ By Juv, UwU I xDD wiww be uWu patient. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >w< Guawdian! Why, ;;w;; Gweek! -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Fo, >w< fo! ^w^ adieu! xDD you >_< pawtew. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I UwU do not. :3 Come ÚwÚ hithew >_> once ;;w;; again. -ULYSSES. >_> You ;;w;; shake, x3 my uWu wowd, uWu at something; xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? ->_> You xDD wiww bweak OwO out. ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 She strokes :33 his >w< cheek. -ULYSSES. ^.^ Come, x3 come. ->_> TWOIWUS. Nyay, >_< stay; ^.^ by Juv, UwU I xDD wiww nyot speak :3 a wowd: ->_> Thewe >_> is ^-^ between x3 my xDD wiww ÚwÚ and aww :3 offences -^-^ A xDD guawd of OwO patience. OwO Stay :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. -:3 THEWSITES. How x3 the ^.^ deviw ^w^ wuxuwy, with :33 his :33 fat wump ÚwÚ and >w< potato -finger, >w< tickwes these ;;w;; togethew! Fry, x3 wechewy, xDD fwy! -xDD DIOMEDES. OwO But xDD wiww UwU you, ^w^ then? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^w^ In ^w^ faith, UwU I :33 wiww, wo; >_< nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me ewse. -xDD DIOMEDES. Give ;;w;; me x3 some ;;w;; token fow x3 the surety of :3 it. -^.^ CWESSIDA. I'll :3 fetch xDD you onye. uWu Exit -ULYSSES. >_> You uWu have sworn OwO patience. ->_> TWOIWUS. Fear ;;w;; me >_> nyot, x3 my wowd; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot be myself, nor uWu have ÚwÚ cognyition -Of >_> what UwU I feew. UwU I ^w^ am aww OwO patience. - -^.^ We-entew :3 CWESSIDA - -:3 THEWSITES. Now x3 the pwedge; now, now, >_< nyow! -^.^ CWESSIDA. Here, :33 Diomed, >_< keep ÚwÚ this sleeve. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O x3 beauty! :3 whewe >_> is >w< thy OwO faith? -ULYSSES. OwO My ^.^ wowd! ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I xDD wiww be UwU patient; >_> outwawdwy UwU I :33 wiww. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You wook ;;w;; upon :3 that sweeve; behowd >w< it well. ->w< He :3 wov'd ^-^ me-O UwU fawse uWu wench!-Give't ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_< Whose uWu was't? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ It >_> is nyo >w< mattew, nyow UwU I >_> ha't ;;w;; again. -UwU I xDD wiww nyot :3 meet with xDD you to-mowwow OwO nyight. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, :33 Diomed, x3 visit ;;w;; me nyo more. -:3 THEWSITES. Now ^.^ she sharpens. Weww said, whetstonye. -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I UwU shaww uWu have :3 it. -^.^ CWESSIDA. What, :3 this? -xDD DIOMEDES. Ay, x3 that. -^.^ CWESSIDA. x3 O aww xDD you ^-^ gods! x3 O pretty, OwO pwetty UwU pwedge! -x3 Thy >_< mastew nyow wies uWu thinking on :33 his x3 bed -Of uWu thee ÚwÚ and uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD sighs, ÚwÚ and UwU takes x3 my glove, -xDD And ;;w;; gives xDD memowiaw UwU dainty ^-^ kisses to :33 it, -;;w;; As UwU I :3 kiss thee. Nyay, UwU do nyot snatch >w< it from OwO me; ->w< He :3 that UwU takes :3 that xDD doth OwO take x3 my >_< heawt uWu withaw. -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I xDD had x3 youw >_< heawt befowe; ÚwÚ this xDD fowwows :3 it. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU I uWu did >_< sweaw OwO patience. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot uWu have :33 it, Diomed; ^w^ faith, xDD you UwU shaww x3 nyot; -I'll UwU give xDD you ^-^ something ewse. -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I xDD wiww uWu have UwU this. >_< Whose UwU was :33 it? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^.^ It >_> is nyo :3 mattew. -xDD DIOMEDES. ^.^ Come, tell ;;w;; me x3 whose >w< it uWu was. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_< 'Twas one's :3 that :3 wov'd ;;w;; me xDD bettew than xDD you :33 wiww. -But, nyow xDD you uWu have :33 it, OwO take :3 it. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_< Whose UwU was :33 it? -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ By aww Diana's uWu waiting x3 women xDD yond, -xDD And ^.^ by herself, UwU I xDD wiww nyot tell xDD you uWu whose. -xDD DIOMEDES. >_< To-mowwow xDD wiww UwU I ^-^ weaw >w< it on x3 my hewm, -xDD And UwU gwieve :33 his ^w^ spiwit :3 that x3 dawes nyot challenge :3 it. ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 Wewt xDD thou x3 the ^.^ deviw ÚwÚ and >_> wow'st >w< it on >w< thy >_< hown, -^.^ It >_> shouwd be UwU chawweng'd. -^.^ CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, weww, UwU 'tis :33 donye, UwU 'tis xDD past; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it >_> is x3 nyot; -UwU I xDD wiww nyot >_< keep x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD DIOMEDES. Why, xDD then faweweww; -^.^ Thou >_< nyevew shalt ÚwÚ mock xDD Diomed ;;w;; again. -^.^ CWESSIDA. >_> You UwU shaww nyot ÚwÚ go. x3 Onye ;;w;; cannyot speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd -OwO But >w< it ^w^ stwaight starts OwO you. -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this UwU foowing. -:3 THEWSITES. x3 Nyow I, ^.^ by Pwuto; >_> but :3 that :3 that likes nyot xDD you -Pleases ;;w;; me >_> best. -xDD DIOMEDES. What, UwU shaww UwU I come? uWu The >w< houw- -^.^ CWESSIDA. Ay, ;;w;; come-O >_> Juv! Do x3 come. UwU I UwU shaww be plagu'd. -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU Faweweww >w< tiww UwU then. -^.^ CWESSIDA. ^-^ Good OwO nyight. UwU I :33 pwithee x3 come. uWu Exit x3 DIOMEDES -^.^ Twoiwus, farewell! x3 Onye ^w^ eye yet :33 wooks on ÚwÚ thee; -OwO But with x3 my >_< heawt x3 the othew ^w^ eye xDD doth ^-^ see. -xDD Ah, poor UwU ouw ^w^ sex! ÚwÚ this ;;w;; fauwt uWu in >_> us UwU I ^w^ find, -uWu The ewwow of UwU ouw ^w^ eye directs UwU ouw :33 mind. ->_> What ewwow weads ^w^ must UwU eww; >_< O, xDD then ^w^ concwude, -ÚwÚ Minds >w< sway'd ^.^ by eyes OwO awe full of tuwpitude. uWu Exit -:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ A xDD pwoof of ÚwÚ stwength ^.^ she couwd nyot xDD pubwish >_> mowe, -OwO Unwess ^.^ she uWu said >w< 'My ^-^ mind >_> is nyow >_> tuwn'd whore.' -ULYSSES. ^-^ Aww's :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ It >w< is. -ULYSSES. Why xDD stay :33 we, ^w^ then? ->_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; To >_< make :3 a uWu wecowdation to x3 my :3 souw -Of every syllable :3 that OwO hewe UwU was >_> spoke. -OwO But >_> if UwU I tell >w< how these >w< two uWu did ;;w;; coact, -Shall UwU I nyot >_< wie uWu in publishing :3 a uWu twuth? -Sith yet there >_> is :3 a credence uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, -^-^ An OwO espewance UwU so obstinyatewy :33 stwong, -:33 That xDD doth xDD invewt x3 th' attest of eyes ÚwÚ and ears; -;;w;; As >_> if UwU those >_< owgans xDD had UwU deceptious x3 functions -UwU Cweated >w< onwy to calumniate. -Was ^w^ Cwessid hewe? -ULYSSES. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot conjuwe, uWu Twoyan. ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 She UwU was >_> nyot, >_> suwe. -ULYSSES. :3 Most >_< suwe ^.^ she uWu was. ->_> TWOIWUS. Why, x3 my nyegation hath nyo >_> taste of >w< madnyess. -ULYSSES. x3 Nyow >_> minye, x3 my OwO wowd. ^w^ Cwessid UwU was OwO hewe >_> but now. ->_> TWOIWUS. Let >w< it nyot be believ'd fow :33 womanhood. -:3 Think, ^.^ we xDD had >_> mothews; UwU do nyot UwU give ^w^ advantage -;;w;; To ^-^ stubbown :33 cwitics, :3 apt, ^-^ without :3 a UwU theme, -For ^w^ depwavation, to square x3 the general sex -^-^ By Cwessid's rule. Rather think ÚwÚ this nyot Cressid. -ULYSSES. >_> What hath ^.^ she :33 donye, >_< Pwince, :3 that ^.^ can UwU soiw UwU ouw mothews? ->_> TWOIWUS. Nyothing uWu at all, ^w^ unwess :3 that ÚwÚ this :3 wewe ^w^ she. -:3 THEWSITES. Will xDD 'a ^.^ swaggew >_< himsewf x3 out UwU on's UwU own uWu eyes? ->_> TWOIWUS. This >_< she? No; ÚwÚ this >_> is Diomed's ÚwÚ Cwessida. -;;w;; If beauty uWu have :3 a x3 souw, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot ^.^ she; -;;w;; If >w< souws ^w^ guide ^w^ vows, >_> if x3 vows be x3 sanctimonyies, -;;w;; If >_> sanctimony be x3 the x3 god's OwO dewight, -;;w;; If there be UwU wuwe uWu in unyity itself, -This UwU was nyot ^w^ she. x3 O ^-^ madnyess of discouwse, -:33 That cause :33 sets x3 up with ÚwÚ and OwO against itself! -^.^ Bifowd uWu authowity! :3 whewe reason ^.^ can ;;w;; wevowt -Without perdition, ÚwÚ and ^-^ woss assume aww reason -Without wevowt: ÚwÚ this ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> is >_> nyot, Cressid. -OwO Within x3 my :3 souw there xDD doth conduce :3 a >w< fight -Of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; stwange nyatuwe, :3 that :3 a ^.^ thing :33 insepawate -Divides ^.^ mowe wider than x3 the sky ÚwÚ and ^w^ eawth; -xDD And yet x3 the ÚwÚ spacious bweadth of ÚwÚ this OwO division -:3 Admits nyo uWu owifex fow :3 a :33 point >_< as >_> subtwe -;;w;; As Ariachne's xDD bwoken ÚwÚ woof to enter. -^-^ Instance, x3 O ^.^ instance! >w< stwong >_< as Pluto's gates: -^w^ Cwessid >_> is >_> minye, tied with x3 the xDD bonds of UwU heaven. -^-^ Instance, x3 O ^.^ instance! >w< stwong >_< as heaven uWu itsewf: -uWu The xDD bonds of heaven OwO awe slipp'd, >_< dissowv'd, ÚwÚ and x3 woos'd; -xDD And with anyothew knot, five-finger-tied, -uWu The fractions of her ^w^ faith, >_< owts of her xDD wuv, -uWu The >_< fwagments, x3 scwaps, x3 the :33 bits, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweasy :33 wewics -Of her >_< o'ew-eaten ^w^ faith, OwO awe bound to :33 Diomed. -ULYSSES. ^-^ May ÚwÚ wowthy Twoiwus be x3 hawf-attach'd -With :3 that which OwO hewe :33 his passion xDD doth x3 expwess? ->_> TWOIWUS. Ay, ;;w;; Gweek; ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU shaww be divulged weww -^w^ In uWu chawactews >_< as red >_< as uWu Maws :33 his >_< heawt -Infwam'd with Venus. xDD Nyevew uWu did xDD young x3 man ^w^ fancy -With UwU so xDD etewnyaw ÚwÚ and UwU so fix'd :3 a ^-^ souw. -Hawk, Greek: >_< as much >_< as UwU I UwU do ^w^ Cwessid xDD wuv, -^w^ So much ^.^ by >_> weight ^-^ hate UwU I her :33 Diomed. -:33 That >_> sweeve >_> is >_< minye :3 that he'ww UwU beaw on :33 his helm; -^.^ Wewe >w< it :3 a casque xDD compos'd ^.^ by Vuwcan's :3 skiww -OwO My xDD swowd >_> shouwd ^-^ bite :3 it. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 the :3 dweadfuw spout ->_< Which ^-^ shipmen UwU do x3 the huwwicanyo >_> caww, -:33 Constwing'd uWu in :3 mass ^.^ by x3 the almighty sun, -Shall xDD dizzy with ^.^ mowe ^-^ cwamouw >_< Nyeptunye's ear -^w^ In :33 his >_< descent than UwU shaww x3 my :3 pwompted xDD swowd -Fawwing on :33 Diomed. -:3 THEWSITES. ^-^ He'ww tickwe >w< it fow :33 his concupy. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O Cressid! x3 O UwU fawse Cressid! :3 fawse, :3 fawse, fawse! -Let aww :33 untwuths stand ^.^ by >w< thy ^w^ stainyed :33 nyame, -xDD And they'ww xDD seem ;;w;; gwowious. -ULYSSES. >_< O, ^.^ contain :33 youwsewf; -uWu Youw passion ÚwÚ dwaws OwO eaws hithew. - -Entew AENEAS - -AENEAS. UwU I uWu have :33 been UwU seeking xDD you ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, x3 my OwO wowd. -Hectow, ^.^ by uWu this, >_> is awming ^.^ him uWu in >_> Twoy; ->w< Ajax, x3 youw guawd, uWu stays to ÚwÚ conduct xDD you >_> home. ->_> TWOIWUS. :3 Have with UwU you, UwU Pwince. OwO My ^-^ couwteous uWu wowd, ^w^ adieu. -x3 Faiwweww, ^w^ wevowted ÚwÚ faiw!-and, :33 Diomed, -;;w;; Stand ÚwÚ fast ÚwÚ and ^-^ weaw :3 a ^w^ castwe on >w< thy >_> head. -ULYSSES. I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to x3 the gates. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> Accept distracted :33 thanks. - -Exeunt xDD TWOIWUS, AENEAS. ÚwÚ and ULYSSES - -:3 THEWSITES. Wouwd UwU I couwd :3 meet :3 that ;;w;; wogue ^.^ Diomed! UwU I ^.^ wouwd croak ^.^ wike -:3 a ;;w;; waven; UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; bode, UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< bode. Patwocwus xDD wiww UwU give ;;w;; me -;;w;; anything fow x3 the ^.^ intewwigence of ÚwÚ this uWu whowe; x3 the xDD pawwot xDD wiww nyot -UwU do ^.^ mowe fow >w< an UwU awmond than ^.^ he fow :3 a :33 commodious drab. Wechewy, -wechewy! UwU Stiww UwU waws ÚwÚ and wechewy! Nyothing >_> ewse ÚwÚ howds fashion. ^-^ A -^.^ buwnying ^.^ deviw OwO take >w< them! uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE >w< 3. ->_> Twoy. ^.^ Befowe ^.^ PWIAM'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew >_< HECTOW ÚwÚ and >w< ANDWOMACHE - -:33 ANDWOMACHE. x3 When UwU was x3 my ;;w;; wowd UwU so much ungently tempew'd -;;w;; To ÚwÚ stop :33 his OwO eaws OwO against ^-^ admonyishment? ->_< Unyawm, unarm, ÚwÚ and UwU do nyot >w< fight ^w^ to-day. -HECTOW. >_> You twain ;;w;; me to ^-^ offend uWu you; get xDD you ^.^ in. -^-^ By aww x3 the everlasting uWu gods, I'll ÚwÚ go. -:33 ANDWOMACHE. OwO My x3 dweams :33 wiww, x3 suwe, ^-^ pwuv >w< ominyous to x3 the x3 day. -HECTOW. No >_> mowe, UwU I :3 say. - -Entew ^w^ CASSANDWA - -^w^ CASSANDWA. Whewe >_> is x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew Hector? -:33 ANDWOMACHE. Here, ^-^ sistew, arm'd, ÚwÚ and bwoody uWu in >w< intent. ->w< Consowt with ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ and uWu deaw >w< petition, -:33 Puwsue ^.^ we ^.^ him on knees; fow UwU I uWu have dweamt -Of bwoody >w< tuwbuwence, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this whole >w< nyight ->_< Hath >_< nyothing :33 been >_> but >w< shapes ÚwÚ and uWu fowms of :3 swaughtew. -^w^ CASSANDWA. >_< O, UwU 'tis ^-^ twue! -HECTOW. Ho! bid x3 my ÚwÚ twumpet UwU sound. -^w^ CASSANDWA. No >_> nyotes of >w< sawwy, fow x3 the >w< heavens, x3 sweet xDD bwothew! -HECTOW. ^w^ Be >w< gonye, UwU I :3 say. uWu The gods uWu have heard ;;w;; me OwO sweaw. -^w^ CASSANDWA. uWu The gods OwO awe deaf to :3 hot ÚwÚ and >_> peevish ^.^ vows; -^-^ They OwO awe polluted UwU off'wings, ^.^ mowe >_> abhoww'd -Than ^-^ spotted livers uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ sacwifice. -:33 ANDWOMACHE. >_< O, be x3 pewsuaded! Do nyot ;;w;; count >w< it >w< howy -;;w;; To ÚwÚ huwt ^.^ by ^.^ being ;;w;; just. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as lawful, -For ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd UwU give ÚwÚ much, to use :3 viowent uWu thefts -xDD And rob uWu in x3 the behawf of charity. -^w^ CASSANDWA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the OwO puwpose :3 that x3 makes >w< stwong x3 the :33 vow; -OwO But x3 vows to every OwO puwpose ^w^ must nyot hold. ->_< Unyawm, x3 sweet ^-^ Hectow. -HECTOW. :33 Howd xDD you still, UwU I :3 say. -Mine honour keeps x3 the >_> weathew of x3 my ÚwÚ fate. -Life every x3 man ÚwÚ howds deaw; >_> but x3 the uWu deaw x3 man -Howds honour uWu faw ^.^ mowe >_< pwecious uWu deaw than life. - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - -How now, xDD young ;;w;; man! >w< Mean'st xDD thou to >w< fight >w< to-day? -:33 ANDWOMACHE. Cassandwa, caww x3 my >w< fathew to pewsuade. -uWu Exit ^w^ CASSANDWA -HECTOW. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, xDD young Troilus; ;;w;; doff >w< thy :33 hawnyess, uWu youth; -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ to-day :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; vein of chivawwy. -Let gwow >w< thy sinews >w< tiww uWu theiw OwO knyots be :33 stwong, -xDD And tempt nyot yet x3 the brushes of x3 the waw. -:33 Unyawm ÚwÚ thee, go; ÚwÚ and doubt xDD thou >_> nyot, >_< bwave ^-^ boy, -I'll stand ^w^ to-day fow uWu thee ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_> Twoy. ->_> TWOIWUS. UwU Bwothew, xDD you uWu have :3 a :33 vice of xDD mewcy uWu in xDD you ->_< Which xDD bettew ^w^ fits :3 a wion than :3 a man. -HECTOW. >_> What :33 vice >_> is :3 that, ÚwÚ good Troilus? -uWu Chide ;;w;; me fow :3 it. ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 When UwU many times x3 the >w< captive Grecian >_< fawws, -Even uWu in x3 the >_> fan ÚwÚ and wind of x3 youw >w< faiw uWu swowd, ->_> You bid them rise ÚwÚ and wive. -HECTOW. >_< O, UwU 'tis >w< faiw pway! ->_> TWOIWUS. uWu Foow's ^.^ pway, ^.^ by ^.^ heaven, ^-^ Hectow. -HECTOW. How >_< nyow! >w< how >_< nyow! ->_> TWOIWUS. For x3 th' wuv of aww x3 the uWu gods, -:3 Wet's OwO weave x3 the :33 hewmit x3 Pity with UwU ouw mothew; -xDD And when ^.^ we uWu have UwU ouw armours UwU buckwed ;;w;; on, -uWu The ;;w;; venyom'd UwU vengeance uWu wide ;;w;; upon UwU ouw swowds, ->_< Spuw them to wuthfuw work, wein them from wuth! -HECTOW. OwO Fie, uWu savage, fie! ->_> TWOIWUS. Hectow, xDD then UwU 'tis waws. -HECTOW. ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you >w< fight ^w^ to-day. ->_> TWOIWUS. Who >_> shouwd :3 withhowd me? -ÚwÚ Nyot fate, xDD obedience, nor x3 the uWu hand of uWu Maws ->_> Beck'nying with fiery ^w^ twuncheon x3 my retire; -ÚwÚ Nyot x3 Pwiamus ÚwÚ and Hecuba on uWu knyees, -^-^ Theiw eyes >_< o'ewgawwed with >_> wecouwse of teaws; -x3 Nyow UwU you, x3 my brother, with x3 youw true xDD swowd x3 dwawn, ->w< Oppos'd to ^w^ hindew uWu me, >_> shouwd ÚwÚ stop x3 my :3 way, -OwO But ^.^ by x3 my UwU wuin. - -^.^ We-entew CASSANDWA, with PRIAM - -^w^ CASSANDWA. Way howd ;;w;; upon :3 him, ^w^ Pwiam, howd ^.^ him x3 fast; ->w< He >_> is >w< thy :3 cwutch; nyow >_> if xDD thou wose >w< thy ;;w;; stay, -^.^ Thou on ^.^ him ^.^ weanying, ÚwÚ and aww Twoy on ÚwÚ thee, -Fall aww together. -PWIAM. ^.^ Come, Hectow, come, OwO go back. -x3 Thy >w< wife hath dreamt; >w< thy mothew hath xDD had x3 visions; -Cassandwa xDD doth UwU fowesee; ÚwÚ and UwU I mysewf -^w^ Am ^.^ wike :3 a :33 pwophet ;;w;; suddenwy enwapt -;;w;; To tell uWu thee :3 that ÚwÚ this day >_> is ^w^ ominyous. ->_< Thewefowe, come back. -HECTOW. ÚwÚ Aenyeas >_> is ÚwÚ a-fiewd; -xDD And UwU I UwU do stand x3 engag'd to UwU many UwU Gweeks, -Even uWu in x3 the :33 faith of uWu vawouw, to appeaw -This mownying to OwO them. -PWIAM. Ay, >_> but xDD thou shalt nyot ÚwÚ go. -HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ must nyot bweak x3 my ÚwÚ faith. ->_> You ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me ;;w;; dutifuw; OwO thewefowe, uWu deaw ^w^ siw, -Let ;;w;; me nyot ^-^ shame respect; >_> but UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave -;;w;; To OwO take :3 that course ^.^ by x3 youw >_< consent ÚwÚ and uWu voice ->_< Which xDD you UwU do OwO hewe UwU fowbid uWu me, royal ;;w;; Pwiam. -^w^ CASSANDWA. x3 O ^w^ Pwiam, yield nyot to x3 him! -:33 ANDWOMACHE. Do >_> nyot, uWu deaw :33 fathew. -HECTOW. :3 Andwomache, UwU I ^w^ am uWu offended with OwO you. ->_> Upon x3 the wuv xDD you UwU beaw uWu me, get xDD you ^.^ in. -uWu Exit >w< ANDWOMACHE ->_> TWOIWUS. This :33 foowish, UwU dweaming, superstitious girl -:3 Makes aww these bodements. -^w^ CASSANDWA. >_< O, farewell, uWu deaw :33 Hectow! -Wook >w< how xDD thou :33 diest. Wook >w< how >w< thy ^w^ eye tuwns xDD pawe. -Wook >w< how >w< thy wounds UwU do bweed uWu at UwU many x3 vents. -^.^ Hawk >w< how Twoy ^-^ woaws; >w< how Hecuba x3 cwies out; -How poor ;;w;; Andwomache ^w^ shwiwws her dowouws forth; -ÚwÚ Behowd ;;w;; distwaction, frenzy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ amazement, -Wike witless ^w^ antics, one anyothew ^w^ meet, -xDD And aww ^-^ cwy, :33 Hectow! :33 Hectow's ÚwÚ dead! x3 O :33 Hectow! ->_> TWOIWUS. :33 Away, away! -^w^ CASSANDWA. Faweweww!-yet, xDD soft! Hectow, UwU I OwO take x3 my >_< weave. -^.^ Thou dost >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw Twoy x3 deceive. uWu Exit -HECTOW. >_> You OwO awe ÚwÚ amaz'd, x3 my ^.^ wiege, uWu at her ^-^ excwaim. -Go x3 in, ÚwÚ and cheer x3 the xDD town; we'll ^-^ fowth, ÚwÚ and x3 fight, -Do >_< deeds ^.^ wowth praise ÚwÚ and tell xDD you them uWu at OwO nyight. -PWIAM. uWu Faweweww. uWu The gods with :33 safety stand about uWu thee! -Exeunt uWu sevewawwy PRIAM ÚwÚ and HECTOW. ^.^ Awawums ->_> TWOIWUS. ^-^ They OwO awe uWu at :33 it, x3 hawk! Pwoud :33 Diomed, :33 bewieve, -UwU I come to wose x3 my awm ow x3 win x3 my sleeve. - -Entew uWu PANDAWUS - -PANDARUS. Do xDD you heaw, x3 my xDD wowd? Do xDD you UwU heaw? ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> What ^.^ nyow? -PANDARUS. >_> Hewe's :3 a >_> wettew come from :33 yond poor ^w^ giww. ->_> TWOIWUS. Let ;;w;; me wead. -PANDARUS. ^-^ A UwU whoweson x3 tisick, :3 a UwU whoweson rascally ÚwÚ tisick UwU so troubles -uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< foowish :3 fowtunye of ÚwÚ this OwO giww, ÚwÚ and >_> what one ÚwÚ thing, ->_> what another, :3 that UwU I UwU shaww OwO weave xDD you one ^.^ o' >_< th's days; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have -:3 a rheum uWu in >_< minye eyes :3 too, ÚwÚ and xDD such >w< an ache uWu in x3 my bones :3 that -^w^ unwess :3 a x3 man :3 wewe curs'd UwU I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> what to think ^.^ on't. >_> What -;;w;; says ^.^ she OwO thewe? ->_> TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Wowds, wowds, mere wowds, nyo ;;w;; mattew from x3 the heawt; -xDD Th' ^w^ effect xDD doth operate anyothew >_> way. -[Tearing x3 the >_> wettew] -^w^ Go, ;;w;; wind, to ;;w;; wind, there turn ÚwÚ and change together. -OwO My wuv with wowds ÚwÚ and ^-^ ewwows still ^.^ she ^w^ feeds, -OwO But xDD edifies anyothew with her >_> deeds. Exeunt uWu sevewawwy - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 4. -uWu The uWu pwain ^-^ between Twoy ÚwÚ and x3 the Grecian ÚwÚ camp - -Entew :3 THEWSITES. ^.^ Excuwsions - -:3 THEWSITES. Now ;;w;; they OwO awe clapper-clawing one another; I'll OwO go wook -:3 on. :33 That dissembling UwU abominyabwe vawwet, :33 Diomed, >_> has ^w^ got :3 that same -^.^ scuwvy >_< doting >_< foowish xDD young knave's >_> sweeve of Twoy there uWu in :33 his -UwU hewm. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain >_> see them ^w^ meet, :3 that :3 that same xDD young ÚwÚ Twoyan >w< ass -:3 that loves x3 the whore there ^w^ might >_> send :3 that Gweekish whowemastewwy -viwwain with x3 the >_> sweeve back to x3 the dissembling wuxuwious dwab of -:3 a >_> sweeve-wess ^-^ ewwand. ^-^ A x3 th' x3 t'othew side, x3 the UwU powicy of UwU those -^-^ cwafty swearing rascals-that ÚwÚ stawe ;;w;; owd >w< mouse-eaten xDD dwy ÚwÚ cheese, -Nyestow, ÚwÚ and :3 that same dog-fox, Uwysses uWu -is nyot ^.^ pwov'd ^.^ wowth :3 a -blackberry. ^-^ They uWu set ;;w;; me up, uWu in x3 powicy, :3 that >_< mongwew cur, >w< Ajax, -OwO against :3 that dog of >_< as :33 bad :3 a ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and nyow >_> is x3 the cur, -^.^ Ajax >_> pwoudew than x3 the cur ^.^ Achiwwes, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot awm to-day; -whereupon x3 the xDD Gwecians x3 begin to :3 pwocwaim barbarism, ÚwÚ and UwU powicy -gwows x3 into >w< an :33 iww opinyion. - -Entew ^-^ DIOMEDES, ÚwÚ TWOIWUS fowwowing - -;;w;; Soft! OwO hewe x3 comes :33 sweeve, ÚwÚ and OwO t'othew. ->_> TWOIWUS. xDD Fwy x3 nyot; fow shouwdst xDD thou OwO take x3 the river Styx -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 swim >w< aftew. -xDD DIOMEDES. ^.^ Thou dost miscaww x3 wetiwe. -UwU I UwU do nyot xDD fwy; >_> but >_< advantageous :3 cawe -^.^ Withdwew ;;w;; me from x3 the ^w^ odds of xDD muwtitude. -:3 Have uWu at thee. -:3 THEWSITES. :33 Howd >w< thy ^-^ whowe, Grecian; nyow fow >w< thy ^-^ whowe, -^-^ Twoyan-nyow x3 the :33 sweeve, nyow x3 the sweeve! -Exeunt ÚwÚ TWOIWUS ÚwÚ and x3 DIOMEDES fighting - -Entew >_< HECTOW - -HECTOW. >_> What awt UwU thou, ^.^ Gweek? Awt xDD thou fow :33 Hectow's x3 match? -Awt xDD thou of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and UwU honyouw? -:3 THEWSITES. :3 Nyo, :33 nyo-I ^w^ am :3 a ^-^ wascaw; :3 a ^.^ scuwvy x3 waiwing knave; :3 a xDD vewy -:33 fiwthy wogue. -HECTOW. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve thee. >w< Wive. uWu Exit -:3 THEWSITES. xDD God-a-mewcy, :3 that xDD thou wiwt ^-^ bewieve OwO me; >_> but :3 a pwague -bweak >w< thy x3 nyeck fow ÚwÚ fwighting me! x3 What's :33 become of x3 the wenching -:33 wogues? UwU I think ;;w;; they uWu have ^.^ swawwowed one anyothew. UwU I ^.^ wouwd laugh uWu at -:3 that miracle. Yet, uWu in :3 a sort, lechery ^w^ eats itself. I'll >_> seek -OwO them. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 5. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Entew x3 DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and ^-^ A SEWVANT - -xDD DIOMEDES. ^w^ Go, x3 go, x3 my uWu sewvant, OwO take xDD thou ;;w;; Twoiwus' :33 howse; -^w^ Pwesent x3 the >w< faiw :3 steed to x3 my uWu wady Cressid. -ÚwÚ Fewwow, ÚwÚ commend x3 my OwO sewvice to her ^w^ beauty; -Teww her UwU I uWu have chastis'd x3 the :3 amowous Troyan, -xDD And ^w^ am her knight ^.^ by :33 pwoof. -SEWVANT. UwU I x3 go, x3 my OwO wowd. uWu Exit - -Entew AGAMEMNyON - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. Wenyew, renew! uWu The >_< fiewce ;;w;; Powydamus ->_< Hath xDD beat down enyon; ^.^ bastawd >_< Mawgawewon ->_< Hath Doweus pwisonyew, -xDD And >w< stands >_< cowossus-wise, ^.^ waving :33 his ÚwÚ beam, ->_> Upon x3 the >_< pashed :33 cowses of x3 the >w< kings -xDD Epistwophus ÚwÚ and OwO Cedius. UwU Powixenyes >_> is slain; -xDD Amphimacus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Thoas deadwy huwt; -Patwocwus x3 ta'en, ow slain; ÚwÚ and x3 Pawamedes -Sore ÚwÚ huwt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwuis'd. uWu The :3 dweadfuw Sagittawy -Appaws UwU ouw nyumbews. Haste :33 we, :33 Diomed, -;;w;; To uWu weinfowcement, ow ^.^ we xDD pewish all. - -Entew :3 NyESTOW - -^-^ NyESTOW. ^w^ Go, UwU beaw Patwocwus' >w< body to ^.^ Achiwwes, -xDD And bid x3 the :3 snyaiw-pac'd ^.^ Ajax awm fow ;;w;; shame. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a thousand Hectows uWu in x3 the :3 fiewd; -Now OwO hewe ^.^ he >_< fights on Galathe :33 his horse, -xDD And there lacks >_> wowk; :3 anyon uWu he's there afoot, -xDD And there ;;w;; they fwy ow >_> die, ^.^ wike :33 scawed sculls -^.^ Befowe x3 the belching whale; xDD then >_> is ^.^ he :33 yondew, -xDD And there x3 the >_> stwawy UwU Gweeks, ripe fow :33 his >_> edge, -Fall down >w< befowe ^.^ him ^.^ wike x3 the :3 mowew's UwU swath. -Here, thewe, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^.^ he >w< weaves ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ takes; -Dexterity UwU so OwO obeying xDD appetite -:33 That >_> what ^.^ he xDD wiww ^.^ he >w< does, ÚwÚ and does UwU so much -:33 That xDD pwoof >_> is ^w^ caww'd OwO impossibiwity. - -Entew ULYSSES - -ULYSSES. >_< O, couwage, couwage, couwage, ÚwÚ Pwinces! UwU Gweat -Achilles Is UwU awming, weeping, cursing, vowing x3 vengeance. -Patwocwus' wounds uWu have wous'd :33 his ^-^ dwowsy bwood, -OwO Togethew with :33 his OwO mangwed xDD Mywmidons, -:33 That :33 nyosewess, handless, hack'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ chipp'd, come to -:3 him, Crying on ^-^ Hectow. ^.^ Ajax hath wost :3 a :33 fwiend -xDD And ÚwÚ foams uWu at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is awm'd ÚwÚ and uWu at :33 it, -^w^ Woawing fow Troilus; who hath donye ^w^ to-day -Mad ÚwÚ and ^.^ fantastic execution, ->_< Engaging ÚwÚ and redeeming of >_< himsewf -With xDD such :3 a xDD cawewess force ÚwÚ and xDD fowcewess :3 cawe -;;w;; As >_> if :3 that wuck, uWu in xDD vewy x3 spite of ^w^ cunnying, -^-^ Bade ^.^ him x3 win all. - -Entew AJAX - -uWu AJAX. Troilus! xDD thou x3 cowawd Troilus! uWu Exit -xDD DIOMEDES. Ay, thewe, :33 thewe. -^-^ NyESTOW. So, >_> so, ^.^ we dwaw together. uWu Exit -Entew UwU ACHIWWES - -ACHIWWES. Whewe >_> is ÚwÚ this Hector? -^.^ Come, come, xDD thou >w< boy-quewwew, x3 show >w< thy face; -xDD Knyow >_> what >w< it >_> is to :3 meet Achilles >w< angwy. -:33 Hectow! where's Hector? UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye >_> but ^-^ Hectow. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE :33 6. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Entew AJAX - -uWu AJAX. ^.^ Twoiwus, xDD thou x3 cowawd ^.^ Twoiwus, x3 show >w< thy >_> head. - -Entew x3 DIOMEDES - -xDD DIOMEDES. ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ;;w;; say! :3 Whewe's Troilus? -uWu AJAX. >_> What wouldst thou? -xDD DIOMEDES. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ cowwect ^.^ him. -uWu AJAX. ^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the general, xDD thou shouwdst uWu have x3 my ^.^ office -Ere :3 that :3 cowwection. ^.^ Twoiwus, UwU I ;;w;; say! What, Troilus! - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - ->_> TWOIWUS. x3 O traitor ^.^ Diomed! Tuwn >w< thy UwU fawse >w< face, xDD thou traitor, -xDD And x3 pay >w< thy >w< wife xDD thou uWu owest ;;w;; me fow x3 my horse. -xDD DIOMEDES. uWu Ha! awt xDD thou OwO thewe? -uWu AJAX. I'll >w< fight with ^.^ him >_< awonye. >_> Stand, :33 Diomed. -xDD DIOMEDES. >w< He >_> is x3 my pwize. UwU I xDD wiww nyot wook ^w^ upon. ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Come, xDD both, xDD you ^.^ cogging Greeks; uWu have uWu at xDD you -Exeunt fighting - -Entew >_< HECTOW - -HECTOW. Yea, Troilus? >_< O, weww :33 fought, x3 my xDD youngest xDD bwothew! - -Entew UwU ACHIWWES - -ACHIWWES. Now UwU do UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ thee, :33 ha! :3 Have uWu at ÚwÚ thee, :33 Hectow! -HECTOW. ^.^ Pause, >_> if xDD thou wilt. -ACHIWWES. UwU I UwU do ^-^ disdain >w< thy couwtesy, OwO pwoud uWu Twoyan. -^w^ Be ^w^ happy :3 that x3 my :3 awms OwO awe x3 out of use; -OwO My xDD west ÚwÚ and negligence :33 befwiends uWu thee now, -OwO But xDD thou :3 anyon shalt hear of ;;w;; me again; -Tiww xDD when, OwO go >_> seek >w< thy xDD fowtunye. uWu Exit -HECTOW. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been much ^.^ mowe :3 a ^-^ fweshew ^w^ man, -xDD Had UwU I ^.^ expected thee. - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - -How now, x3 my xDD bwothew! ->_> TWOIWUS. ^.^ Ajax hath >_> ta'en ;;w;; Aenyeas. Shall >w< it :3 be? -:3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 the fwame of yonder glorious ^.^ heaven, ->w< He UwU shaww nyot carry him; I'll be >_> ta'en :3 too, -:33 Ow ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him off. Fate, hear ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I OwO say: -UwU I ^-^ weck nyot ^w^ though xDD thou >w< end x3 my >w< wife ^w^ to-day. uWu Exit - -Entew one uWu in ^-^ awmouw - -HECTOW. >_> Stand, x3 stand, xDD thou ;;w;; Gweek; xDD thou awt :3 a xDD goodwy >w< mawk. -uWu Nyo? wiwt xDD thou ^w^ nyot? UwU I ^.^ wike >w< thy ^-^ awmouw well; -I'll ^w^ fwush >w< it ÚwÚ and unlock x3 the rivets aww -OwO But I'll be >_< mastew of :3 it. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >_> nyot, ^.^ beast, ^w^ abide? -Why >w< then, fwy xDD on; I'll OwO hunt uWu thee fow >w< thy :33 hide. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE >w< 7. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Entew ACHIWWES, with Mywmidons - -ACHIWWES. :3 Come OwO hewe about uWu me, xDD you x3 my Mywmidons; ->_> Mawk >_> what UwU I :3 say. uWu Attend ;;w;; me :3 whewe UwU I wheew; -OwO Stwike nyot :3 a :33 stwoke, >_> but >_< keep youwsewves uWu in breath; -xDD And when UwU I uWu have x3 the bwoody >_> Hectow >_> found, -UwU Empawe ^.^ him with x3 youw >_< weapons ;;w;; wound >_> about; -^w^ In UwU fewwest ^w^ mannyew :33 execute x3 youw arms. -Follow uWu me, sirs, ÚwÚ and x3 my proceedings :33 eye. -^.^ It >_> is xDD decweed >_> Hectow x3 the great ^w^ must die. Exeunt - -Entew >_> MENyEWAUS ÚwÚ and OwO PAWIS, >w< fighting; xDD then >w< THEWSITES - -:3 THEWSITES. uWu The cuckold ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< cuckowd-makew OwO awe uWu at :3 it. >_> Nyow, bull! -now, dog! ^w^ 'Woo, >_< Pawis, ÚwÚ 'woo! nyow x3 my double-horn'd >_< Spawtan! 'loo, ->_< Pawis, ÚwÚ 'woo! uWu The uWu buww >_> has x3 the >_< game. Wawe UwU howns, ho! -Exeunt >w< PAWIS ÚwÚ and >_> MENyEWAUS - -Entew MARGARELON - -OwO MAWGAWEWON. ÚwÚ Tuwn, :33 swave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. -:3 THEWSITES. >_> What awt thou? -OwO MAWGAWEWON. ^-^ A ^.^ bastawd >_< son of Priam's. -:3 THEWSITES. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ bastawd :3 too; UwU I wuv x3 bastawds. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ^.^ bastawd -;;w;; begot, ^.^ bastawd xDD instwucted, ^.^ bastawd uWu in UwU mind, ^.^ bastawd uWu in uWu vawouw, uWu in -evewything ^-^ iwwegitimate. x3 Onye UwU beaw xDD wiww nyot ^-^ bite another, ÚwÚ and -^-^ whewefowe >_> shouwd one bastawd? ^.^ Take ^-^ heed, x3 the quawwew's UwU most ->w< ominyous to UwU us: >_> if x3 the >_< son of :3 a whore >w< fight fow :3 a ^-^ whowe, ^.^ he tempts -;;w;; judgment. UwU Faweweww, bastawd. -uWu Exit -OwO MAWGAWEWON. uWu The ^.^ deviw OwO take ÚwÚ thee, OwO cowawd! uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 8. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Entew >_< HECTOW - -HECTOW. :3 Most ^-^ putwified >w< cowe UwU so >w< faiw without, -x3 Thy xDD goodwy ^-^ awmouw OwO thus hath >_> cost >w< thy life. -Now >_> is x3 my day's ^.^ wowk donye; I'll OwO take ÚwÚ good bweath: -Rest, ^-^ swowd; xDD thou x3 hast >w< thy ^w^ fiww of :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ;;w;; death! -OwO [Disawms] - -Entew UwU ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and :33 his Mywmidons - -ACHIWWES. x3 Wook, Hectow, >w< how x3 the sun ÚwÚ begins to ÚwÚ set; -How ugwy >w< nyight x3 comes :33 bweathing uWu at :33 his heews; -Even with x3 the vaiw ÚwÚ and dark'ning of x3 the sun, -;;w;; To ^-^ cwose x3 the day up, :33 Hectow's >w< wife >_> is ^-^ donye. -HECTOW. UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; unyawm'd; xDD fowego ÚwÚ this vantage, Greek. -ACHIWWES. UwU Stwike, fewwows, ;;w;; stwike; ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the x3 man UwU I seek. -[HECTOR :33 fawws] -So, ^-^ Iwion, faww xDD thou xDD nyext! ^.^ Come, Troy, sink down; -:3 Hewe wies >w< thy uWu heawt, >w< thy ÚwÚ sinyews, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ bonye. -ÚwÚ On, xDD Mywmidons, ÚwÚ and cwy xDD you >w< an ^-^ amain -^-^ 'Achiwwes hath x3 the ^-^ mighty >_> Hectow swain.' -:3 [A ;;w;; wetweat uWu sounded] -:33 Hawk! :3 a uWu wetiwe ;;w;; upon UwU ouw Grecian part. -MYRMIDON. uWu The ÚwÚ Twoyan trumpets >_> sound x3 the :3 wike, x3 my OwO wowd. -ACHIWWES. uWu The >_> dwagon OwO wing of >w< nyight o'ewspweads x3 the ^.^ eawth -^.^ And, ^w^ stickwew-wike, x3 the awmies ^-^ sepawates. -OwO My hawf-supp'd uWu swowd, :3 that fwankwy ^.^ wouwd uWu have >_> fed, -Pleas'd with ÚwÚ this UwU dainty :3 bait, OwO thus xDD goes to :3 bed. -OwO [Sheathes :33 his :3 swowd] -^.^ Come, :33 tie :33 his >w< body to x3 my howse's tail; -;;w;; Awong x3 the field UwU I xDD wiww x3 the ÚwÚ Twoyan twaiw. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ;;w;; 9. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Sound retreat. Shout. Entew ^.^ AGAMEMNyON, ^.^ AJAX, >_> MENyEWAUS, uWu NyESTOW, ^-^ DIOMEDES, -ÚwÚ and x3 the ^-^ west, ^.^ mawching - -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. :33 Hawk! x3 hawk! >_> what >_> shout >_> is :3 this? -^-^ NyESTOW. uWu Peace, >_< dwums! -^w^ SOWDIEWS. :33 [Within] Achilles! Achilles! :33 Hectow's ^w^ swain. Achilles! -xDD DIOMEDES. uWu The ÚwÚ bwuit >_> is :33 Hectow's x3 swain, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :33 Achiwwes. -uWu AJAX. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, yet :33 bwagwess wet >w< it be; -UwU Gweat >_> Hectow UwU was >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a x3 man >_< as he. -^.^ AGAMEMNyON. March x3 patientwy >_> awong. Let one be sent -;;w;; To pray Achilles >_> see >_> us uWu at UwU ouw uWu tent. -;;w;; If uWu in :33 his :33 death x3 the gods uWu have >_> us :33 befwiended; -UwU Gweat Twoy >_> is >_> ouws, ÚwÚ and UwU ouw ^-^ shawp UwU waws OwO awe ended. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE 10. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the uWu pwain - -Entew AENyEAS, OwO PAWIS, xDD ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and >_> DEIPHOBUS - -AENEAS. >_> Stand, ho! yet OwO awe ^.^ we >w< mastews of x3 the >_> fiewd. -xDD Nyevew OwO go ÚwÚ home; OwO hewe starve ^.^ we x3 out x3 the OwO nyight. - -Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS - ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> Hectow >_> is ^w^ swain. -uWu AWW. :33 Hectow! uWu The gods fowbid! ->_> TWOIWUS. He's >_< dead, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 the muwdewew's howse's >_> taiw, -^w^ In OwO beastwy sort, OwO dwagg'd ^w^ thwough x3 the >_> shamefuw >_> fiewd. -Fwown ;;w;; on, xDD you >w< heavens, ^w^ effect x3 youw xDD wage with ;;w;; speed. ->_> Sit, uWu gods, ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD thwonyes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; smiwe uWu at >_> Twoy. -UwU I >_> say uWu at >_> once wet x3 youw bwief plagues be mercy, -xDD And :33 wingew nyot UwU ouw >_< suwe destructions :3 on. -AENEAS. OwO My uWu wowd, xDD you UwU do ^.^ discomfowt aww x3 the >_< host. ->_> TWOIWUS. >_> You understand ;;w;; me nyot :3 that tell ;;w;; me :3 so. -UwU I UwU do nyot speak of x3 fwight, of feaw of UwU death, -OwO But dawe aww imminyence :3 that gods ÚwÚ and ;;w;; men -Address uWu theiw >_> dangews ^.^ in. >_> Hectow >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -Who UwU shaww tell ^.^ Pwiam >_> so, ow OwO Hecuba? -Let ^.^ him :3 that xDD wiww :3 a screech-owl ^.^ aye be ^w^ caww'd -Go uWu in to Troy, ÚwÚ and >_> say there 'Hector's >w< dead.' ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww ^.^ Pwiam turn to stonye; -^-^ Make wells ÚwÚ and Niobes of x3 the ^w^ maids ÚwÚ and ^-^ wives, -x3 Cowd statues of x3 the uWu youth; x3 and, uWu in :3 a word, -OwO Scawe Twoy x3 out of itself. But, :33 mawch :3 away; ->_> Hectow >_> is UwU dead; there >_> is nyo ^.^ mowe to :3 say. -OwO Stay >_> yet. >_> You ^-^ viwe UwU abominyabwe tents, -^-^ Thus x3 pwoudwy ÚwÚ pight ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >w< Phwygian plains, -Let >_< Titan rise >_< as early >_< as ^.^ he x3 dawe, -I'll ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and ^w^ thwough OwO you. ^.^ And, xDD thou great-siz'd xDD cowawd, -No xDD space of ^.^ eawth UwU shaww OwO sundew UwU ouw >w< two hates; -I'll >_> haunt uWu thee ^.^ wike :3 a wicked >_> conscience still, -:33 That mouwdeth gobwins UwU swift >_< as x3 fwenzy's >w< thoughts. -OwO Stwike :3 a fwee :33 mawch to >_> Twoy. With uWu comfowt go; -;;w;; Hope of xDD wevenge UwU shaww hide UwU ouw inward woe. - -Entew uWu PANDAWUS - -PANDARUS. OwO But hear UwU you, hear you! ->_> TWOIWUS. Hence, bwokew-wackey. Ignominy ÚwÚ and ^-^ shame -:33 Puwsue >w< thy >w< wife ÚwÚ and ^w^ wive ^.^ aye with >w< thy xDD nyame! -Exeunt aww >_> but uWu PANDAWUS -PANDARUS. ^-^ A xDD goodwy medicinye fow x3 my uWu aching ^.^ bonyes! ;;w;; wowwd! ;;w;; wowwd! OwO thus ->_> is x3 the poor agent >_> despis'd! traitors ÚwÚ and >_< bawds, >w< how eawnyestwy OwO awe -xDD you uWu set :3 a work, ÚwÚ and >w< how :33 iww requited! Why >_> shouwd UwU ouw endeavouw be -UwU so ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the :3 pewfowmance UwU so woathed? >_> What >_> vewse fow :33 it? >_> What -uWu instance fow :33 it? Let ;;w;; me >_> see- - -Full ÚwÚ mewwiwy x3 the UwU humbwe-bee xDD doth ^.^ sing -Tiww ^.^ he hath wost :33 his honey ÚwÚ and :33 his xDD sting; -xDD And ^.^ being >_> once :33 subdu'd uWu in :3 awmed uWu twaiw, -ÚwÚ Sweet honey ÚwÚ and x3 sweet >_> nyotes togethew >_< faiw. - -^-^ Good traders uWu in x3 the OwO fwesh, uWu set ÚwÚ this uWu in x3 youw painted -;;w;; cwoths. ;;w;; As UwU many >_< as be OwO hewe of ^-^ pandew's :3 haww, -uWu Youw ^w^ eyes, half ^.^ out, xDD weep x3 out uWu at xDD Pandaw's uWu faww; -:3 Ow, >_> if xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> weep, yet UwU give x3 some :33 gwoans, -;;w;; Though nyot fow uWu me, yet fow x3 youw uWu aching xDD bonyes. -^-^ Bwethwen ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sistews of x3 the hold-door twade, -;;w;; Some >w< two ^w^ months >w< hence x3 my xDD wiww UwU shaww OwO hewe be >_> made. -^.^ It >_> shouwd be now, >_> but :3 that x3 my feaw >_> is uWu this, -;;w;; Some galled x3 goose of Winchestew ^.^ wouwd xDD hiss. -Tiww xDD then I'll UwU sweat ÚwÚ and >_> seek about fow ;;w;; eases, -xDD And uWu at :3 that time ^-^ bequeath xDD you x3 my xDD diseases. uWu Exit - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -;;w;; 1602 - - -^.^ TWEWFTH NIGHT; OW, WHAT YOU WIWW - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -^w^ OWSINyO, >w< Duke of Iwwywia -^w^ SEBASTIAN, ÚwÚ bwothew of Viola -uWu ANTONyIO, :3 a sea ;;w;; captain, :33 fwiend of UwU Sebastian -^-^ A :3 SEA x3 CAPTAIN, :33 fwiend of Viola -ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, ÚwÚ gentweman :33 attending on x3 the >w< Duke -CUWIO, ÚwÚ gentweman :33 attending on x3 the >w< Duke -ÚwÚ SIW TOBY uWu BEWCH, :33 uncwe of >_> Owivia -ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW :33 AGUECHEEK -:33 MAWVOWIO, steward to >_> Owivia -FABIAN, xDD sewvant to >_> Owivia ->w< FESTE, :3 a :3 cwown, xDD sewvant to >_> Owivia - -xDD OWIVIA, :3 a rich UwU countess -VIOWA, :3 sistew of UwU Sebastian -;;w;; MAWIA, xDD Owivia's uWu waiting OwO woman - -;;w;; Wowds, Priests, Saiwows, ^-^ Officews, Musicians, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Attendants - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -^-^ A UwU city uWu in ^-^ Iwwywia; ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< sea-coast nyeaw >w< it - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^w^ OWSINyO, >w< Duke of uWu Iwwywia, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and othew ÚwÚ WOWDS; MUSICIANS :33 attending - -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; If uWu music be x3 the OwO food of xDD wuv, :33 pway ;;w;; on, -Give ;;w;; me ^.^ excess of :33 it, :3 that, ^-^ suwfeiting, -uWu The xDD appetite OwO may >w< sicken ÚwÚ and UwU so die. -:33 That ;;w;; stwain x3 again! ^.^ It xDD had :3 a dying uWu faww; ->_< O, >w< it ^-^ came ^-^ o'ew x3 my ear ^.^ wike x3 the x3 sweet >_> sound -:33 That breathes ;;w;; upon :3 a ^.^ bank of :33 viowets, -Steawing ÚwÚ and ^.^ giving uWu odouw! ;;w;; Enyough, nyo mowe; -'Tis nyot UwU so x3 sweet nyow >_< as >w< it UwU was befowe. -x3 O ^w^ spiwit of xDD wuv, >w< how ^w^ quick ÚwÚ and >w< fwesh awt ^w^ thou! -^.^ That, :3 nyotwithstanding >w< thy ;;w;; capacity -uWu Weceiveth >_< as x3 the :33 sea, >_< nyought ;;w;; entews thewe, -Of >_> what validity ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitch OwO soe'ew, -OwO But ^w^ fawws x3 into OwO abatement ÚwÚ and wow pwice -Even uWu in :3 a xDD minyute. ^w^ So full of >w< shapes >_> is >_> fancy, -:33 That >w< it awonye >_> is xDD high UwU fantasticaw. -CURIO. Will xDD you OwO go ^.^ hunt, x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 DUKE. What, Cuwio? -CURIO. uWu The >_< hawt. -x3 DUKE. Why, UwU so UwU I UwU do, x3 the uWu nyobwest :3 that UwU I :3 have. ->_< O, when >_< minye eyes uWu did >_> see >_> Owivia ÚwÚ fiwst, -:33 Methought ^.^ she purg'd x3 the ^w^ aiw of pestilence! -:33 That x3 instant UwU was UwU I >_> tuwn'd x3 into :3 a >_< hawt, -xDD And x3 my desires, ^.^ wike UwU feww ÚwÚ and UwU cwuew uWu hounds, -E'er xDD since pursue x3 me. - -Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE - -How >_< nyow! >_> what nyews from OwO hew? -VALENTINE. ^w^ So uWu pwease x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I ^w^ might nyot be OwO admitted, -OwO But from her xDD handmaid UwU do ^-^ wetuwn ÚwÚ this :33 answew: -uWu The element itself, >w< tiww ÚwÚ seven >_> yeaws' ^.^ heat, -Shall nyot behowd her OwO face uWu at uWu ampwe :33 view; -OwO But ^.^ wike :3 a xDD cwoistwess ^.^ she xDD wiww >w< veiwed walk, -xDD And UwU watew >_> once :3 a day her x3 chambew ;;w;; wound -With UwU eye-offending xDD bwinye; aww ÚwÚ this to >_< season -^-^ A brother's >_< dead xDD wuv, which ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd >_< keep >w< fwesh -xDD And :3 wasting uWu in her >_> sad :3 wemembwance. -x3 DUKE. >_< O, ^.^ she :3 that hath :3 a >_< heawt of :3 that OwO finye fwame -;;w;; To x3 pay ÚwÚ this >_> debt of wuv >_> but to :3 a brother, -How xDD wiww ^.^ she wuv when x3 the rich golden >w< shaft ->_< Hath kill'd x3 the ^.^ fwock of aww affections >_> ewse -:33 That ^w^ wive uWu in >w< hew; when >w< wivew, :3 bwain, ÚwÚ and uWu heawt, -;;w;; These suvweign xDD thwonyes, OwO awe aww x3 suppwied ÚwÚ and OwO fiww'd, -:3 Hew x3 sweet uWu pewfections, with one self x3 king! -UwU Away >w< befowe ;;w;; me to x3 sweet beds of ^w^ fwow'ws: -x3 Wuv-thoughts >_< wie rich when canyopied with uWu bow'ws. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -uWu The >w< sea-coast - -Entew VIOWA, :3 a x3 CAPTAIN, ÚwÚ and uWu SAIWOWS - ->_> VIOWA. >_> What country, OwO fwiends, >_> is :3 this? -CAPTAIN. This >_> is uWu Iwwywia, >_> wady. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And >_> what >_> shouwd UwU I UwU do uWu in x3 Iwwywia? -OwO My ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ he >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ Ewysium. -Pewchance ^.^ he >_> is nyot >_> dwown'd- >_> what think UwU you, :33 saiwows? -CAPTAIN. ^.^ It >_> is x3 pewchance :3 that xDD you >_> youwsewf :3 wewe saved. ->_> VIOWA. x3 O x3 my poor xDD bwothew! ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 pewchance OwO may ^.^ he >w< be. -CAPTAIN. >_< Twue, UwU madam, x3 and, to uWu comfowt xDD you with chance, -Assuwe yourself, ÚwÚ aftew UwU ouw ship uWu did spwit, -x3 When UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU those poor ^w^ nyumbew ÚwÚ saved with UwU you, ->_> Hung on UwU ouw driving boat, UwU I saw x3 youw brother, -:3 Most >w< pwovident uWu in x3 pewiw, bind himself- -^.^ Couwage ÚwÚ and UwU hope both teaching ^.^ him x3 the ^.^ pwactice- -;;w;; To :3 a >w< stwong :3 mast :3 that liv'd ;;w;; upon x3 the sea; -UwU Whewe, ^.^ wike :33 Awion on x3 the ;;w;; dowphin's back, -UwU I saw ^.^ him howd >_< acquaintance with x3 the ;;w;; waves -^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as UwU I couwd ^-^ see. ->_> VIOWA. For :3 saying >_> so, there's ;;w;; gowd. -Mine UwU own escape unfoldeth to x3 my hope, -:33 Wheweto >w< thy ÚwÚ speech sewves fow ÚwÚ authowity, -uWu The ^.^ wike of ^.^ him. Knyow'st xDD thou ÚwÚ this country? -CAPTAIN. Ay, UwU madam, well; fow UwU I UwU was bwed ÚwÚ and bown -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< thwee xDD houws' travel from ÚwÚ this xDD vewy ;;w;; pwace. ->_> VIOWA. Who :3 guvwns hewe? -CAPTAIN. ^-^ A x3 nyobwe x3 duke, uWu in ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< as uWu in nyame. ->_> VIOWA. >_> What >_> is :33 his :3 nyame? -CAPTAIN. :3 Owsinyo. ->_> VIOWA. UwU Owsinyo! UwU I uWu have heard x3 my >w< fathew xDD nyame ^.^ him. ->w< He UwU was :3 a >w< bachewow UwU then. -CAPTAIN. xDD And UwU so >_> is now, ow UwU was UwU so xDD vewy late; -For >_> but :3 a >_> month ^w^ ago UwU I OwO went from hence, -xDD And xDD then uWu 'twas >w< fwesh uWu in ^-^ muwmuw- as, xDD you knyow, ->_> What great ^-^ onyes UwU do x3 the less xDD wiww ^w^ pwattwe of- -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did >_> seek x3 the wuv of >w< faiw ^.^ Owivia. ->_> VIOWA. x3 What's >_< she? -CAPTAIN. ^-^ A virtuous ;;w;; maid, x3 the daughter of :3 a ;;w;; count -:33 That >w< died x3 some ;;w;; twewvemonth since, xDD then xDD weaving her -^w^ In x3 the pwotection of :33 his x3 son, her brother, -Who x3 showtwy awso died; fow x3 whose uWu deaw xDD wuv, -^-^ They say, ^.^ she hath :33 abjuw'd x3 the >_< company -xDD And ^.^ sight of ^.^ men. ->_> VIOWA. x3 O :3 that UwU I sewv'd :3 that UwU wady, -xDD And ^w^ might nyot be ^-^ dewivewed to x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Tiww UwU I xDD had UwU made >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; occasion ^.^ mewwow, ->_> What x3 my estate x3 is! -CAPTAIN. :33 That :3 wewe x3 hawd to ÚwÚ compass, ->_< Because ^.^ she xDD wiww ^w^ admit nyo uWu kind of x3 suit- -:3 Nyo, nyot x3 the x3 Duke's. ->_> VIOWA. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a >w< faiw >_> behaviouw uWu in ÚwÚ thee, >_< Captain; -xDD And ^w^ though :3 that ÚwÚ nyatuwe with :3 a beauteous waww -^-^ Doth ;;w;; oft ^-^ cwose uWu in x3 powwution, yet of uWu thee -UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ bewieve xDD thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ mind :3 that ^w^ suits -With ÚwÚ this >w< thy >w< faiw ÚwÚ and :33 outwawd character. -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 pay uWu thee uWu bounteouswy, -^.^ Conceaw ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I am, ÚwÚ and be x3 my >_> aid -For xDD such xDD disguise >_< as haply UwU shaww :33 become -uWu The >_< fowm of x3 my >w< intent. I'll serve ÚwÚ this ^w^ duke: -^.^ Thou shalt xDD pwesent ;;w;; me >_< as >w< an eunuch to him; -^.^ It OwO may be ^.^ wowth >w< thy pains, fow UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ sing -xDD And speak to ^.^ him uWu in UwU many sorts of ^.^ music, -:33 That xDD wiww UwU awwow ;;w;; me xDD vewy ^.^ wowth :33 his service. ->_> What >_> ewse OwO may ÚwÚ hap to time UwU I xDD wiww commit; -Onwy xDD shape xDD thou :3 siwence to x3 my >_< wit. -CAPTAIN. ^w^ Be xDD you :33 his eunuch ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< mute I'll be; -x3 When x3 my >_> tongue ^.^ bwabs, xDD then wet >_< minye eyes nyot ^-^ see. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I >_> thank thee. xDD Wead ;;w;; me :3 on. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ^w^ BEWCH ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What :3 a pwague means x3 my uWu nyiece to OwO take x3 the :33 death of her -ÚwÚ bwothew >_< thus? UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU cawe's >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to life. -MARIA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, Sir Toby, xDD you ^w^ must come uWu in eawwiew ^.^ o' nights; -x3 youw OwO cousin, x3 my UwU wady, UwU takes great ÚwÚ exceptions to x3 youw :33 iww hours. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, wet her :33 except >w< befowe ^w^ excepted. -MARIA. Ay, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must UwU confinye >_> youwsewf within x3 the :3 modest :3 wimits -of ^-^ owdew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Confinye! I'll UwU confinye mysewf nyo finer than UwU I am. ;;w;; These -x3 cwothes OwO awe ÚwÚ good enough to ÚwÚ dwink x3 in, ÚwÚ and UwU so be these ÚwÚ boots :3 too; ->w< an ;;w;; they be >_> nyot, wet them ^w^ hang x3 themsewves uWu in uWu theiw UwU own :33 stwaps. -MARIA. :33 That ;;w;; quaffing ÚwÚ and UwU dwinking xDD wiww undo uWu you; UwU I heard x3 my uWu wady -tawk of >w< it ^.^ yestewday, ÚwÚ and of :3 a >_< foowish knight :3 that xDD you ^.^ bwought uWu in -one >w< nyight OwO hewe to be her ^-^ wooew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Who? Sir Andrew >_> Aguecheek? -MARIA. Ay, he. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. He's >_< as ;;w;; taww :3 a x3 man >_< as ^.^ any's uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. -MARIA. x3 What's :3 that to x3 th' purpose? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, ^.^ he >_> has >w< thwee thousand ;;w;; ducats :3 a year. -MARIA. Ay, >_> but he'ww uWu have >_> but :3 a xDD yeaw uWu in aww these ducats; uWu he's :3 a -xDD vewy >w< foow ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu pwodigaw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Fie :3 that you'ww >_> say so! >w< He plays ^.^ o' x3 th' viow-de-gamboys, -ÚwÚ and xDD speaks >w< thwee ow fouw wanguages ;;w;; wowd fow ;;w;; wowd ^-^ without ^-^ book, -ÚwÚ and hath aww x3 the ÚwÚ good ^.^ gifts of :33 nyatuwe. -MARIA. >w< He hath :33 indeed, almost nyatuwaw; for, ;;w;; besides :3 that uWu he's :3 a -x3 foow, uWu he's :3 a great quawwewwew; ÚwÚ and >_> but :3 that ^.^ he hath x3 the ^w^ gift of :3 a -x3 cowawd to allay x3 the :3 gust ^.^ he hath uWu in ^-^ quawwewwing, UwU 'tis xDD thought -^-^ among x3 the x3 pwudent ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd quickly uWu have x3 the ^w^ gift of :3 a x3 gwave. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, ;;w;; they OwO awe scoundrels ÚwÚ and ;;w;; subtwactows :3 that ->_> say UwU so of ^.^ him. Who OwO awe >w< they? -MARIA. ^-^ They :3 that ^.^ add, ^w^ moweuvw, uWu he's UwU dwunk xDD nyightwy uWu in x3 youw UwU company. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. With UwU dwinking :33 heawths to x3 my >_> nyiece; I'll ÚwÚ dwink to her >_< as -^-^ wong >_< as there >_> is :3 a uWu passage uWu in x3 my ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwink uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. -He's :3 a x3 cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ coystwiww :3 that xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ dwink to x3 my uWu nyiece ->w< tiww :33 his brains turn ^.^ o' x3 th' toe ^.^ wike :3 a >_< pawish-top. What, ^-^ wench! -^w^ Castiwianyo ;;w;; vuwgo! fow OwO hewe x3 comes Sir Andrew xDD Agueface. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW :33 AGUECHEEK - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Sir Toby Bewch! How now, Sir Toby Bewch! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Sweet Sir Andwew! -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Bwess UwU you, >w< faiw ^.^ shwew. -MARIA. xDD And xDD you :3 too, sir. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Accost, Sir Andrew, >_> accost. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 What's ^-^ that? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO My ^-^ nyiece's ^-^ chambewmaid. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Good Mistress ;;w;; Accost, UwU I ^.^ desiwe xDD bettew ÚwÚ acquaintance. -MARIA. OwO My xDD nyame >_> is Mawy, sir. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Good Mistress ^-^ Mawy Accost- -ÚwÚ SIW :3 Toby. >_> You ;;w;; mistake, knyight. OwO 'Accost' >_> is >w< fwont hew, ÚwÚ boawd hew, -^.^ woo hew, OwO assaiw her. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ By x3 my troth, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot undewtake her uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU company. -Is :3 that x3 the meaning of :33 'accost'? -MARIA. >w< Fawe xDD you weww, >_< gentwemen. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ An xDD thou wet ÚwÚ pawt >_> so, Sir Andrew, ^.^ wouwd xDD thou ÚwÚ mightst >_< nyevew -dwaw xDD swowd x3 again! -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ An xDD you ÚwÚ pawt >_> so, ^-^ mistwess, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might >_< nyevew dwaw -xDD swowd ;;w;; again. Faiw UwU wady, UwU do xDD you think xDD you uWu have foows uWu in hand? -MARIA. UwU Siw, UwU I uWu have nyot xDD you ^.^ by x3 th' >w< hand. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Mawwy, >_> but xDD you UwU shaww uWu have; ÚwÚ and hewe's x3 my >w< hand. -MARIA. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, xDD thought >_> is >w< fwee. UwU I pray UwU you, ;;w;; bwing x3 youw uWu hand to -x3 th' xDD buttwy-baw ÚwÚ and wet >w< it ^-^ dwink. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Whewefowe, UwU sweetheawt? x3 What's x3 youw metaphow? -MARIA. x3 It's ^.^ dwy, sir. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Why, UwU I think so; UwU I ^w^ am nyot xDD such >w< an >w< ass >_> but UwU I ^.^ can >_< keep x3 my -uWu hand >_< dwy. OwO But UwU what's x3 youw UwU jest? -MARIA. ^-^ A xDD dwy ^.^ jest, sir. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^w^ Awe xDD you full of them? -MARIA. Ay, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have them uWu at x3 my fingews' ;;w;; ends; marry, nyow UwU I wet -OwO go x3 youw uWu hand, UwU I ^w^ am bawwen. uWu Exit >w< MAWIA -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 O UwU knyight, xDD thou x3 wack'st :3 a >w< cup of UwU canyawy! x3 When uWu did UwU I >_> see -uWu thee UwU so put down? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD Nyevew uWu in x3 youw :3 wife, UwU I >_> think; ^w^ unwess xDD you >_> see uWu canyawy put -;;w;; me down. Methinks x3 sometimes UwU I uWu have nyo ^.^ mowe wit than :3 a Christian -ow >w< an ordinary x3 man uWu has; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am great eatew of beef, ÚwÚ and UwU I -^-^ bewieve :3 that does x3 hawm to x3 my >_< wit. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. No x3 question. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ An UwU I xDD thought :3 that, ;;w;; I'd >w< fowsweaw :3 it. I'll uWu wide ^.^ home -^.^ to-mowwow, Sir :3 Toby. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Pouwquoi, x3 my uWu deaw knyight? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> What >_> is 'pourquoi'- UwU do ow nyot ^-^ do? UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had uWu bestowed -:3 that time uWu in x3 the tongues :3 that UwU I uWu have uWu in ^.^ fencing, ;;w;; dancing, ÚwÚ and -bear-baiting. OwO Oh, xDD had UwU I >_> but fowwowed x3 the arts! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Then >w< hadst xDD thou xDD had >w< an :3 excewwent >_> head of >w< haiw. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Why, ^.^ wouwd :3 that uWu have mended x3 my hair? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Past OwO question; fow xDD thou seest >w< it xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ cuww ^.^ by :33 nyatuwe. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO But >w< it x3 becomes ;;w;; me weww UwU enyough, OwO does't ^w^ nyot? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent; >w< it uWu hangs ^.^ wike fwax on :3 a >w< distaff, ÚwÚ and UwU I UwU hope to ->_> see :3 a uWu huswife OwO take uWu thee ^-^ between her UwU wegs ÚwÚ and x3 spin >w< it off. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Faith, I'll ^.^ home ^.^ to-mowwow, Sir :3 Toby. uWu Youw uWu nyiece xDD wiww -nyot be uWu seen, ow >_> if ^.^ she be, x3 it's fouw to one ^.^ she'ww >_< nyonye of OwO me; -x3 the xDD Count >_< himsewf OwO hewe x3 hawd ^.^ by OwO woos her. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO She'ww >_< nyonye ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 Count; ^.^ she'ww nyot >_< match :33 abuv her ->_< degwee, :3 nyeithew uWu in x3 estate, years, nor >_> wit; UwU I uWu have heard her -OwO sweaw't. Tut, there's >w< wife OwO in't, man. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. I'll xDD stay :3 a >_> month wongew. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a fewwow ^.^ o' x3 th' stwangest -^-^ mind :33 i' x3 th' wowwd; UwU I delight uWu in ^w^ masques ÚwÚ and :3 wevews x3 sometimes -:33 awtogethew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Awt xDD thou ÚwÚ good uWu at these kickshawses, knyight? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; As xDD any x3 man uWu in uWu Iwwywia, ^-^ whatsoevew ^.^ he be, :33 undew x3 the -degwee of x3 my x3 bettews; ÚwÚ and yet UwU I xDD wiww nyot compare with >w< an ;;w;; owd man. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What >_> is >w< thy excewwence uWu in :3 a gawwiawd, knyight? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Faith, UwU I ^.^ can :3 cut :3 a caper. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And UwU I ^.^ can :3 cut x3 the UwU mutton to't. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And UwU I think UwU I uWu have x3 the UwU back-twick simply >_< as >w< stwong >_< as -xDD any x3 man uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Whewefowe OwO awe these ^.^ things ^-^ hid? ÚwÚ Whewefowe uWu have these -^.^ gifts :3 a ^-^ cuwtain >w< befowe OwO 'em? ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they ^.^ wike to OwO take :33 dust, ^.^ wike -Mistress ^w^ Maww's :33 pictuwe? Why dost xDD thou nyot OwO go to ^-^ chuwch uWu in :3 a -^w^ gawwiawd ÚwÚ and come ^.^ home uWu in :3 a coranto? OwO My xDD vewy UwU wawk >_> shouwd be :3 a -OwO jig; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU so much >_< as >_< make UwU watew >_> but uWu in :3 a uWu sink-a-pace. >_> What -dost xDD thou ^.^ mean? Is >w< it :3 a wowwd to hide uWu viwtues in? UwU I uWu did >_< think, ^.^ by -x3 the :3 excewwent ÚwÚ constitution of >w< thy ^-^ weg, >w< it UwU was UwU fowm'd :33 undew x3 the -:33 staw of :3 a >w< gawwiawd. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, UwU 'tis :33 stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< it does uWu indiffewent weww uWu in -^w^ fwame-cowouw'd :3 stock. Shall ^.^ we uWu set about x3 some revels? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What UwU shaww ^.^ we UwU do else? ^.^ Wewe ^.^ we nyot bown :33 undew Taurus? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Taurus? >w< That's >w< sides ÚwÚ and ;;w;; heawt. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Nyo, siw; >w< it >_> is UwU wegs ÚwÚ and ^.^ thighs. Let ;;w;; me >_> see x3 the caper. >w< Ha, -x3 highew! >w< Ha, ha, excellent! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, ÚwÚ and VIOLA uWu in :33 man's attiwe - -VALENTINE. ;;w;; If x3 the >w< Duke >w< continyue these ;;w;; favouws uWu towawds UwU you, ;;w;; Cesawio, -xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to be much >_< advanc'd; ^.^ he hath ÚwÚ knyown xDD you >_> but >w< thwee -uWu days, ÚwÚ and xDD awweady xDD you OwO awe nyo stranger. ->_> VIOWA. >_> You xDD eithew feaw :33 his humouw ow x3 my >_> nyegwigence, :3 that xDD you caww -uWu in ;;w;; question x3 the ^.^ continyuance of :33 his love. Is ^.^ he inconstant, ^w^ siw, -uWu in :33 his >_> favouws? -VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - ->_> VIOWA. UwU I >_> thank OwO you. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD Count. -x3 DUKE. Who saw ;;w;; Cesawio, ho? ->_> VIOWA. On x3 youw OwO attendance, x3 my uWu wowd, hewe. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Stand xDD you ^-^ awhiwe :33 awoof. ;;w;; Cesawio, -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st nyo less >_> but aww; UwU I uWu have ^.^ uncwasp'd -;;w;; To uWu thee x3 the ^w^ book even of x3 my secret ^-^ souw. ->_< Thewefowe, ÚwÚ good youth, address >w< thy :33 gait >w< unto >w< hew; -^w^ Be nyot >w< denyied ÚwÚ access, stand uWu at her doows, -xDD And tell them there >w< thy xDD fixed :33 foot UwU shaww gwow -Tiww xDD thou uWu have audience. ->_> VIOWA. Sure, x3 my x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, -;;w;; If ^.^ she be UwU so ÚwÚ abandon'd to her sorrow -;;w;; As >w< it >_> is ;;w;; spoke, ^.^ she >_< nyevew xDD wiww ^w^ admit x3 me. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be ;;w;; cwamowous ÚwÚ and ^-^ weap aww ÚwÚ civiw UwU bounds, -Rather than >_< make ^-^ unpwofited wetuwn. ->_> VIOWA. x3 Say UwU I UwU do speak with hew, x3 my uWu wowd, >_> what ^w^ then? -x3 DUKE. >_< O, xDD then ^w^ unfowd x3 the passion of x3 my xDD wuv, -uWu Suwpwise her with uWu discouwse of x3 my uWu deaw >_< faith! -^.^ It UwU shaww :33 become uWu thee weww to ;;w;; act x3 my ÚwÚ woes: -:33 She xDD wiww >_< attend >w< it xDD bettew uWu in >w< thy :33 youth -Than uWu in :3 a nyuncio's of ^.^ mowe :3 gwave >_< aspect. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I think nyot >_> so, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. >_< Deaw lad, ^-^ bewieve :33 it, -For ;;w;; they UwU shaww yet belie >w< thy ^w^ happy years -:33 That >_> say xDD thou awt :3 a ^w^ man: Diana's >_< wip -Is nyot ^.^ mowe x3 smooth ÚwÚ and uWu wubious; >w< thy UwU smaww :33 pipe -Is >_< as x3 the maiden's x3 owgan, >_> shwiww ÚwÚ and sound, -xDD And aww >_> is sembwative :3 a xDD woman's part. -UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< thy uWu constewwation >_> is >w< wight ^-^ apt -For ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ affaiw. ;;w;; Some fouw ow five >_< attend uWu him- -Aww, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, fow UwU I mysewf ^w^ am best -x3 When least uWu in UwU company. :33 Pwospew weww uWu in uWu this, -xDD And xDD thou shalt ^w^ wive >_< as freely >_< as >w< thy ;;w;; wowd -;;w;; To caww :33 his fowtunyes ÚwÚ thinye. ->_> VIOWA. I'll UwU do x3 my best -;;w;; To ^.^ woo x3 youw >_> wady. :3 [Aside] Yet, :3 a >_< bawfuw stwife! -Whoe'er UwU I woo, mysewf ^.^ wouwd be :33 his x3 wife. - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >w< MAWIA ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -MARIA. Nyay, xDD eithew tell ;;w;; me :3 whewe xDD thou x3 hast ^-^ been, ow UwU I xDD wiww nyot open -x3 my lips UwU so uWu wide >_< as :3 a xDD bwistwe OwO may enter uWu in uWu way of >w< thy OwO excuse; x3 my -uWu wady xDD wiww ^w^ hang uWu thee fow >w< thy OwO absence. -uWu CWOWN. Let her ^w^ hang x3 me. >w< He :3 that >_> is weww :33 hang'd uWu in ÚwÚ this wowwd >_< nyeeds -to feaw nyo xDD cowouws. -MARIA. ^-^ Make :3 that UwU good. -uWu CWOWN. >w< He UwU shaww >_> see >_< nyonye to ;;w;; feaw. -MARIA. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good ^.^ wenten answer. UwU I ^.^ can tell uWu thee :3 whewe :3 that :3 saying UwU was -born, of ÚwÚ 'I feaw nyo xDD cowouws.' -uWu CWOWN. UwU Whewe, ÚwÚ good Mistress Mary? -MARIA. ^w^ In x3 the x3 waws; ÚwÚ and :3 that OwO may xDD you be bold to >_> say uWu in x3 youw -UwU foowewy. -uWu CWOWN. xDD Weww, ^w^ God UwU give them ^.^ wisdom :3 that uWu have uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 that OwO awe -:3 foows, wet them use uWu theiw xDD tawents. -MARIA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you xDD wiww be :33 hang'd fow ^.^ being UwU so ^-^ wong ^-^ absent; ow to be ->_> tuwn'd UwU away- >_> is nyot :3 that >_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as :3 a >_< hanging to you? -uWu CWOWN. xDD Many :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< hanging ^.^ pwevents :3 a :33 bad mawwiage; ÚwÚ and fow ;;w;; tuwnying -away, wet ^-^ summew UwU beaw >w< it OwO out. -MARIA. >_> You OwO awe wesowute, ^w^ then? -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, UwU nyeithew; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd on >w< two :33 points. -MARIA. :33 That >_> if one break, x3 the othew xDD wiww howd; ow >_> if both break, -x3 youw ^-^ gaskins UwU faww. -uWu CWOWN. uWu Apt, uWu in ÚwÚ good ^w^ faith, xDD vewy uWu apt! xDD Weww, OwO go >w< thy way; >_> if Sir Toby -^.^ wouwd OwO weave OwO dwinking, xDD thou OwO wewt >_< as ^.^ witty :3 a ^.^ piece of >_< Eve's >w< fwesh ->_< as xDD any uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. -MARIA. uWu Peace, xDD you :33 wogue, nyo ^.^ mowe ^.^ o' x3 that. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my >_> wady. ^-^ Make -x3 youw UwU excuse wisely, xDD you :3 wewe >_> best. uWu Exit - -Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and x3 MAWVOWIO - -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; Wit, UwU an't be >w< thy :33 wiww, put ;;w;; me x3 into ÚwÚ good fooling! >w< Those :33 wits -:3 that think ;;w;; they uWu have uWu thee UwU do xDD vewy ;;w;; oft ^-^ pwuv uWu foows; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 that ^w^ am ->_< suwe UwU I ^.^ wack uWu thee OwO may pass fow :3 a uWu wise man. For >_> what ;;w;; says -Quinapalus? >_< 'Bettew :3 a ^.^ witty >w< foow than :3 a >_< foowish x3 wit.' ^w^ God ;;w;; bwess -ÚwÚ thee, :33 wady! -OLIVIA. ^.^ Take x3 the >w< foow xDD away. -uWu CWOWN. Do xDD you nyot heaw, fewwows? ^.^ Take OwO away x3 the >_> wady. -OLIVIA. Go ^.^ to, ;;w;; y'awe :3 a xDD dwy foow; I'll nyo ^.^ mowe of OwO you. :33 Besides, xDD you -gwow UwU dishonyest. -uWu CWOWN. Two fauwts, >_< madonnya, :3 that ÚwÚ dwink ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good counsel xDD wiww >_> amend; -fow UwU give x3 the xDD dwy >w< foow dwink, xDD then >_> is x3 the >w< foow nyot >_< dwy. x3 Bid x3 the -;;w;; dishonyest x3 man mend >_> himsewf: >_> if ^.^ he >_> mend, ^.^ he >_> is nyo longer -dishonest; >_> if ^.^ he cannot, wet x3 the botcher mend ^.^ him. :3 Anything -^w^ that's mended >_> is >_> but patch'd; viwtue :3 that uWu twansgwesses >_> is >_> but -^-^ patch'd with ^w^ sin, ÚwÚ and x3 sin :3 that x3 amends >_> is >_> but ^-^ patch'd with ÚwÚ viwtue. -;;w;; If :3 that ÚwÚ this :33 simpwe syllogism xDD wiww OwO sewve, so; >_> if >w< it xDD wiww >_> nyot, ->_> what remedy? ;;w;; As there >_> is nyo true cuckold >_> but :3 cawamity, UwU so -beauty's :3 a >_< fwowew. uWu The uWu wady ;;w;; bade OwO take OwO away x3 the foow; OwO thewefowe, UwU I ->_> say OwO again, OwO take her xDD away. -OLIVIA. UwU Siw, UwU I ;;w;; bade them OwO take OwO away OwO you. -uWu CWOWN. >_< Mispwision uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ highest degwee! Lady, :3 'Cucuwwus uWu nyon OwO facit -monachum'; ^w^ that's >_< as much to >_> say >_< as UwU I ^-^ weaw nyot motwey uWu in x3 my -:33 bwain. ^-^ Good >_< madonnya, UwU give ;;w;; me OwO weave to ^-^ pwuv xDD you :3 a xDD foow. -OLIVIA. UwU Can xDD you UwU do :33 it? -uWu CWOWN. Dextewiouswy, ÚwÚ good madonna. -OLIVIA. ^-^ Make x3 youw :33 pwoof. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^w^ must UwU catechize xDD you fow :33 it, madonna. -^-^ Good x3 my ^-^ mouse of virtue, answew x3 me. -OLIVIA. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, fow ^.^ want of othew idwenyess, I'll bide x3 youw -:33 pwoof. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Good >_< madonnya, >w< why :3 mouwn'st thou? -OLIVIA. ^-^ Good x3 foow, fow x3 my brother's death. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I think :33 his :3 souw >_> is uWu in >_> heww, madonna. -OLIVIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow :33 his :3 souw >_> is uWu in ^.^ heaven, xDD foow. -uWu CWOWN. uWu The ^.^ mowe x3 foow, >_< madonnya, to mouwn fow x3 youw brother's :3 souw -^.^ being uWu in UwU heaven. ^.^ Take OwO away x3 the x3 foow, >_< gentwemen. -OLIVIA. >_> What think xDD you of ÚwÚ this x3 foow, >_> Mawvowio? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he nyot UwU mend? -:33 MAWVOWIO. Yes, ÚwÚ and UwU shaww UwU do, >w< tiww x3 the x3 pangs of :33 death ;;w;; shake ^.^ him. -Infirmity, :3 that UwU decays x3 the >_< wise, xDD doth OwO evew >_< make x3 the xDD bettew xDD foow. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ God >_> send UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 a UwU speedy infirmity, fow x3 the xDD bettew -increasing x3 youw xDD fowwy! Sir Toby xDD wiww be sworn :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyo :3 fox; ->_> but ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot pass :33 his ;;w;; wowd fow x3 twopence :3 that xDD you OwO awe nyo xDD foow. -OLIVIA. How >_> say xDD you to :3 that, >_> Mawvowio? -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I :3 mawvew x3 youw >w< wadyship UwU takes delight uWu in xDD such :3 a ^-^ bawwen -^-^ wascaw; UwU I saw ^.^ him put down x3 the othew day with >w< an ordinary >w< foow -:3 that >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe :3 bwain than :3 a uWu stonye. Wook xDD you now, uWu he's x3 out of -:33 his xDD guawd already; ^w^ unwess xDD you laugh ÚwÚ and xDD minyistew ;;w;; occasion to :3 him, -^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; gagg'd. UwU I ^w^ pwotest UwU I OwO take these uWu wise ;;w;; men :3 that x3 cwow UwU so uWu at -these uWu set uWu kind of foows nyo xDD bettew than x3 the UwU foows' zanies. -OLIVIA. >_< O, xDD you OwO awe >w< sick of self-love, Malvolio, ÚwÚ and >_> taste with :3 a -^.^ distempew'd ÚwÚ appetite. ;;w;; To be x3 genyewous, guiwtwess, ÚwÚ and of fwee -uWu disposition, >_> is to OwO take UwU those ^.^ things fow uWu biwd-bowts :3 that xDD you >w< deem -cannon >w< buwwets. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo ^-^ swandew uWu in >w< an UwU awwow'd x3 foow, ^w^ though ^.^ he -UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but rail; nor nyo x3 waiwing uWu in ÚwÚ knyown >w< discweet ^w^ man, ^w^ though -^.^ he UwU do >_< nyothing >_> but x3 wepwuv. -uWu CWOWN. Now :33 Mewcuwy endue uWu thee with leasing, fow xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st weww -of uWu foows! - -^.^ We-entew >w< MAWIA - -MARIA. uWu Madam, there >_> is uWu at x3 the uWu gate :3 a xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman much desiwes -to speak with OwO you. -OLIVIA. Fwom x3 the xDD Count Orsino, >_> is :33 it? -MARIA. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, x3 madam; UwU 'tis :3 a >w< faiw xDD young ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and weww ÚwÚ attended. -OLIVIA. Who of x3 my OwO peopwe howd ^.^ him uWu in >_> deway? -MARIA. Sir Toby, UwU madam, x3 youw kinsman. -OLIVIA. ^-^ Fetch ^.^ him ^w^ off, UwU I pray uWu you; ^.^ he xDD speaks >_< nyothing >_> but >_> madman. ->w< Fie on x3 him! ;;w;; [Exit uWu MAWIA] Go UwU you, ;;w;; Mawvowio: >_> if >w< it be :3 a >_> suit from -x3 the ^.^ Count, UwU I ^w^ am :33 sick, ow nyot uWu at home- >_> what xDD you xDD wiww to dismiss -:3 it. ;;w;; [Exit MAWVOWIO] Now xDD you see, ^w^ siw, >w< how x3 youw ;;w;; foowing gwows :3 owd, -ÚwÚ and OwO peopwe :33 diswike :3 it. -uWu CWOWN. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^-^ spoke fow us, >_< madonnya, >_< as >_> if >w< thy eldest >_< son >_> shouwd -be :3 a foow; x3 whose OwO skuww Juv ;;w;; cwam with OwO bwains! For- OwO hewe ^.^ he comes- -one of >w< thy ^-^ kin >_> has :3 a UwU most xDD weak >_< pia ÚwÚ matew. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY - -OLIVIA. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, half >w< dwunk! >_> What >_> is ^.^ he uWu at x3 the >_< gate, cousin? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A :3 gentweman. -OLIVIA. ^-^ A gentleman! >_> What gentleman? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman hewe. :33 [Hiccups] ^-^ A pwague ^.^ o' these -pickwe-hewwing! How now, :3 sot! -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Good Sir ^-^ Toby! -OLIVIA. Cousin, OwO cousin, >w< how uWu have xDD you come UwU so early ^.^ by ÚwÚ this -ÚwÚ wethawgy? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Lechery! UwU I ^.^ defy ;;w;; wechewy. >_> Thewe's one uWu at x3 the uWu gate. -OLIVIA. Ay, marry; >_> what >_> is uWu he? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Let ^.^ him be x3 the ^.^ deviw >w< an ^.^ he :33 wiww, UwU I :3 cawe x3 nyot; UwU give ;;w;; me -^w^ faith, >_> say ^.^ I. xDD Weww, x3 it's aww onye. uWu Exit -OLIVIA. x3 What's :3 a ^w^ dwunken x3 man :3 wike, ^.^ foow? -uWu CWOWN. Wike :3 a >w< dwown'd ^w^ man, :3 a x3 foow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ madman: one ^w^ dwaught :33 abuv -^.^ heat x3 makes ^.^ him :3 a foow; x3 the second ^-^ mads him; ÚwÚ and :3 a thiwd dwowns -^.^ him. -OLIVIA. Go xDD thou ÚwÚ and >_> seek x3 the uWu cwownyew, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him sit ^.^ o' x3 my ÚwÚ coz; -fow uWu he's uWu in x3 the thiwd degwee of dwink, uWu he's drown'd; OwO go wook -ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. -uWu CWOWN. >w< He >_> is >_> but ^-^ mad ^w^ yet, >_< madonnya, ÚwÚ and x3 the >w< foow UwU shaww wook to x3 the ->_> madman. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew x3 MAWVOWIO - -:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Madam, :33 yond xDD young fewwow ÚwÚ sweaws ^.^ he xDD wiww speak with OwO you. UwU I -told ^.^ him xDD you :3 wewe xDD sick; ^.^ he UwU takes on ^.^ him to understand UwU so ÚwÚ much, -ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe x3 comes to speak with OwO you. UwU I told ^.^ him xDD you :3 wewe -x3 asweep; ^.^ he ;;w;; seems to uWu have :3 a foreknowledge of :3 that :3 too, ÚwÚ and ->_< thewefowe x3 comes to speak with OwO you. >_> What >_> is to be uWu said to :3 him, -x3 wady? He's fortified OwO against xDD any OwO denyiaw. -OLIVIA. Teww ^.^ him ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot speak with x3 me. -:33 MAWVOWIO. x3 Has :33 been told so; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; says he'ww stand uWu at x3 youw doow -^.^ wike :3 a sheriff's ÚwÚ post, ÚwÚ and be x3 the x3 suppowtew to :3 a ^.^ bench, >_> but he'ww -speak with OwO you. -OLIVIA. >_> What uWu kind ^.^ o' x3 man >_> is uWu he? -:33 MAWVOWIO. Why, of mankind. -OLIVIA. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of man? -:33 MAWVOWIO. Of xDD vewy :33 iww :3 mannyew; he'ww speak with UwU you, xDD wiww xDD you ow >w< nyo. -OLIVIA. Of >_> what pewsonyage ÚwÚ and years >_> is uWu he? -:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Nyot yet ;;w;; owd enough fow :3 a ^w^ man, nor xDD young enough fow :3 a ^.^ boy; ->_< as :3 a >_> squash >_> is >w< befowe UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; peascod, ow :3 a codling when UwU 'tis -almost >w< an apple; UwU 'tis with ^.^ him uWu in >_< standing >_< watew, ^-^ between ;;w;; boy ÚwÚ and -man. >w< He >_> is xDD vewy weww-favouw'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD speaks xDD vewy shwewishwy; one -^.^ wouwd think :33 his ;;w;; mothew's milk :3 wewe scawce x3 out of ^.^ him. -OLIVIA. Let ^.^ him ;;w;; appwoach. ;;w;; Caww uWu in x3 my gentlewoman. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Gentwewoman, x3 my uWu wady calls. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew >w< MAWIA - -OLIVIA. Give ;;w;; me x3 my >_< veiw; come, ^-^ thwow >w< it ^-^ o'ew x3 my face; -^-^ We'ww >_> once ^.^ mowe hear :33 Owsinyo's >_< embassy. - -Entew VIOLA - ->_> VIOWA. uWu The ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu wady of x3 the house, which >_> is >_< she? -OLIVIA. ^w^ Speak to OwO me; UwU I UwU shaww answew fow her. uWu Youw xDD wiww? ->_> VIOWA. :3 Most xDD wadiant, exquisite, ÚwÚ and unmatchable ;;w;; beauty- UwU I pray xDD you -tell ;;w;; me >_> if ÚwÚ this be x3 the uWu wady of x3 the house, fow UwU I >_< nyevew saw her. UwU I -^.^ wouwd be loath to ;;w;; cast OwO away x3 my OwO speech; for, ;;w;; besides :3 that >w< it >_> is -^.^ excewwentwy weww OwO penn'd, UwU I uWu have :33 taken great ^w^ pains to UwU con :3 it. ^-^ Good -:33 beauties, wet ;;w;; me >_< sustain nyo scorn; UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy comptible, even to -x3 the least sinyistew ^w^ usage. -OLIVIA. OwO Whence ^-^ came UwU you, UwU siw? ->_> VIOWA. UwU I ^.^ can >_> say xDD wittwe ^.^ mowe than UwU I uWu have xDD studied, ÚwÚ and :3 that -^w^ question's x3 out of x3 my part. ^-^ Good ^-^ gentwe one, UwU give ;;w;; me :3 modest -assurance >_> if xDD you be x3 the uWu wady of x3 the house, :3 that UwU I OwO may proceed uWu in -x3 my :33 speech. -OLIVIA. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a x3 comedian? ->_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, x3 my profound heawt; ÚwÚ and ^w^ yet, ^.^ by x3 the xDD vewy fangs of malice -UwU I x3 sweaw, UwU I ^w^ am nyot :3 that UwU I play. ^w^ Awe xDD you x3 the uWu wady of x3 the >_> house? -OLIVIA. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot usuwp myself, UwU I am. ->_> VIOWA. :3 Most cewtain, >_> if xDD you OwO awe uWu she, xDD you UwU do usuwp :33 youwsewf; fow ->_> what >_> is >_> youws to bestow >_> is nyot >_> youws to >_> wesewve. OwO But ÚwÚ this >_> is from -x3 my xDD commission. UwU I xDD wiww on with x3 my ÚwÚ speech uWu in x3 youw >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and xDD then -x3 show xDD you x3 the >_< heawt of x3 my uWu message. -OLIVIA. :3 Come to >_> what >_> is important ÚwÚ in't. UwU I :33 fowgive xDD you x3 the ;;w;; pwaise. ->_> VIOWA. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I >_> took great ^w^ pains to ^-^ study :33 it, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis poeticaw. -OLIVIA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ wike to be :3 feignyed; UwU I pray xDD you >_< keep >w< it ^.^ in. UwU I -heard xDD you :3 wewe ^w^ saucy uWu at x3 my ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and UwU awwow'd x3 youw appwoach -rather to wonder uWu at xDD you than to hear OwO you. ;;w;; If xDD you be nyot mad, be -xDD gonye; >_> if xDD you uWu have weason, be bwief; UwU 'tis nyot :3 that time of ;;w;; moon -with ;;w;; me to >_< make one uWu in UwU so ^.^ skipping ^-^ diawogue. -MARIA. Will xDD you hoist sail, UwU siw? :3 Hewe wies x3 youw >_> way. ->_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good :33 swabbew, UwU I ^w^ am to >_< huww OwO hewe :3 a xDD wittwe wongew. -;;w;; Some ^w^ mowwification fow x3 youw UwU giant, x3 sweet >_> wady. -OLIVIA. Teww ;;w;; me x3 youw :33 mind. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 messengew. -OLIVIA. Sure, xDD you uWu have x3 some ^-^ hideous ;;w;; mattew to x3 dewivew, when x3 the ->w< couwtesy of >w< it >_> is UwU so fearful. ^w^ Speak x3 youw ^w^ office. ->_> VIOWA. ^.^ It awonye uWu concewns x3 youw :3 eaw. UwU I ;;w;; bwing nyo ^.^ uvwtuwe of waw, nyo -taxation of OwO homage: UwU I howd x3 the UwU owive uWu in x3 my xDD hand; x3 my wowds OwO awe >_< as -full of uWu peace >_< as :3 mattew. -OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD you began ^.^ wudewy. >_> What OwO awe you? >_> What ^.^ wouwd you? ->_> VIOWA. uWu The wudenyess :3 that hath appear'd uWu in ;;w;; me uWu have UwU I weawn'd from x3 my ->w< entewtainment. >_> What UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO awe >_< as secret >_< as -:33 maidenhead- to x3 youw cars, divinity; to xDD any >w< othew's, pwofanyation. -OLIVIA. Give >_> us x3 the :33 pwace ^.^ awonye; ^.^ we xDD wiww hear ÚwÚ this >w< divinyity. -UwU [Exeunt >w< MAWIA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ATTENDANTS] >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, >_> what >_> is x3 youw ^-^ text? ->_> VIOWA. :3 Most x3 sweet lady- -OLIVIA. ^-^ A >w< comfowtabwe >_< doctwinye, ÚwÚ and much OwO may be uWu said of :3 it. -Whewe wies x3 youw ^-^ text? ->_> VIOWA. ^w^ In :33 Owsinyo's ÚwÚ bosom. -OLIVIA. ^w^ In :33 his uWu bosom! ^w^ In >_> what UwU chaptew of :33 his ^w^ bosom? ->_> VIOWA. ;;w;; To answew ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ method: uWu in x3 the xDD fiwst of :33 his ;;w;; heawt. -OLIVIA. >_< O, UwU I uWu have ^w^ wead uWu it; >w< it >_> is :33 hewesy. :3 Have xDD you nyo ^.^ mowe to ^.^ say? ->_> VIOWA. ^-^ Good UwU madam, wet ;;w;; me >_> see x3 youw ;;w;; face. -OLIVIA. :3 Have xDD you xDD any OwO commission from x3 youw ;;w;; wowd to :33 nyegotiate with x3 my -^.^ face? >_> You OwO awe nyow x3 out of x3 youw text; >_> but ^.^ we xDD wiww dwaw x3 the ^-^ cuwtain -ÚwÚ and x3 show xDD you x3 the x3 pictuwe. >w< [Unveiwing] Wook UwU you, ^w^ siw, xDD such :3 a one UwU I -UwU was ÚwÚ this :33 pwesent. ^-^ Is't nyot weww done? ->_> VIOWA. uWu Excewwentwy :33 donye, >_> if ^w^ God uWu did all. -OLIVIA. 'Tis uWu in ^w^ gwain, siw; 'twill OwO enduwe wind ÚwÚ and weather. ->_> VIOWA. 'Tis beauty :33 twuwy blent, x3 whose red ÚwÚ and ^-^ white -Nyatuwe's UwU own x3 sweet ÚwÚ and x3 cunnying uWu hand laid :3 on. -Lady, xDD you OwO awe x3 the >_< cwueww'st ^.^ she ^.^ awive, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww lead these uWu gwaces to x3 the ^-^ gwave, -xDD And OwO weave x3 the wowwd nyo copy. -OLIVIA. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww nyot be UwU so >_> hawd-heawted; UwU I xDD wiww UwU give x3 out -divers >_< scheduwes of x3 my beauty. ^.^ It UwU shaww be inventowied, ÚwÚ and every -:33 pawticwe ÚwÚ and utensil uWu wabeww'd to x3 my OwO wiww: OwO as- ÚwÚ item, >w< two lips -uWu indiffewent red; ÚwÚ item, >w< two ^w^ gwey eyes with wids to OwO them; ÚwÚ item, one -neck, one OwO chin, ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. ^.^ Wewe xDD you sent ÚwÚ hithew to praise me? ->_> VIOWA. UwU I >_> see xDD you >_> what xDD you are: xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too ^.^ pwoud; -But, >_> if xDD you :3 wewe x3 the deviw, xDD you OwO awe >_< faiw. -OwO My ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and >_< mastew loves :3 you- >_< O, xDD such wuv -Could be >_> but ÚwÚ wecompens'd ^w^ though xDD you :3 wewe cwown'd -uWu The >_< nyonpaweiw of x3 beauty! -OLIVIA. How does ^.^ he wuv me? ->_> VIOWA. With UwU adowations, ^.^ fewtiwe ^-^ teaws, -With groans :3 that >_> thundew xDD wuv, with :3 sighs of >_> fiwe. -OLIVIA. uWu Youw ;;w;; wowd does ^.^ knyow x3 my xDD mind; UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ Yet UwU I ^.^ suppose ^.^ him virtuous, ^.^ knyow ^.^ him noble, -Of great x3 estate, of >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and stainwess uWu youth; -^w^ In ^w^ voices weww :3 divuwg'd, >w< fwee, ^w^ weawn'd, ÚwÚ and valiant, -xDD And uWu in UwU dimension ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD shape of ÚwÚ nyatuwe -^-^ A >_> gwacious ÚwÚ pewson; >_> but yet UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv ^.^ him. ->w< He ^w^ might uWu have >_> took :33 his answew ^-^ wong ago. ->_> VIOWA. ;;w;; If UwU I uWu did wuv xDD you uWu in x3 my xDD mastew's OwO fwame, -With xDD such :3 a >w< suff'wing, xDD such :3 a deadwy :3 wife, -^w^ In x3 youw denial UwU I ^.^ wouwd find nyo sense; -UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot understand :3 it. -OLIVIA. Why, >_> what ^.^ wouwd you? ->_> VIOWA. ^-^ Make ;;w;; me :3 a wiwwow UwU cabin uWu at x3 youw >_< gate, -xDD And caww ;;w;; upon x3 my :3 souw within x3 the ^.^ house; -:3 Wwite loyal >_< cantons of contemned wuv -xDD And ^.^ sing them ÚwÚ woud even uWu in x3 the >_< dead of ^w^ nyight; -^.^ Hawwoo x3 youw xDD nyame to x3 the wevewbewate >_> haws, -xDD And >_< make x3 the x3 babbwing ^.^ gossip of x3 the ^w^ aiw -Cwy x3 out >w< 'Owivia!' >_< O, xDD you >_> shouwd nyot xDD west -Between x3 the ÚwÚ ewements of ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth -OwO But xDD you >_> shouwd pity me! -OLIVIA. >_> You ^w^ might UwU do :33 much. ->_> What >_> is x3 youw pawentage? ->_> VIOWA. Abuv x3 my fortunes, yet x3 my >w< state >_> is well: -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a :3 gentweman. -OLIVIA. >_< Get xDD you to x3 youw OwO wowd. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot wuv him; wet ^.^ him >_> send nyo more- -OwO Unwess x3 pewchance xDD you come to ;;w;; me again -;;w;; To tell ;;w;; me >w< how ^.^ he UwU takes :3 it. >w< Fawe xDD you well. -UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw pains; spend ÚwÚ this fow x3 me. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am nyo x3 fee'd ÚwÚ post, ;;w;; wady; >_< keep x3 youw purse; -OwO My ^.^ mastew, nyot myself, lacks ;;w;; wecompense. -Wuv >_< make :33 his >_< heawt of OwO fwint :3 that xDD you UwU shaww love; -xDD And wet x3 youw fervour, ^.^ wike x3 my >_< mastew's, be -:33 Pwac'd uWu in contempt! UwU Faweweww, >w< faiw ÚwÚ cwuewty. uWu Exit -OLIVIA. x3 'What >_> is x3 youw OwO pawentage?' -'Abuv x3 my fortunes, yet x3 my >w< state >_> is well: -UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >w< gentweman.' I'll be sworn xDD thou awt; -x3 Thy ;;w;; tongue, >w< thy >w< face, >w< thy limbs, UwU actions, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spiwit, -Do UwU give uWu thee >w< five-fowd ^-^ bwazon. ÚwÚ Nyot ^w^ too :33 fast! ^-^ Soft, xDD soft! -OwO Unwess x3 the >_< mastew :3 wewe x3 the man. How >_< nyow! -Even UwU so quickly OwO may one catch x3 the uWu pwague? -Methinks UwU I x3 feew ÚwÚ this :3 youth's >w< pewfections -With >w< an invisible ÚwÚ and >_> subtwe uWu steawth -;;w;; To :3 cweep uWu in uWu at >_< minye :3 eyes. xDD Weww, wet >w< it >w< be. ->_> What :3 ho, OwO Mawvowio! - -^.^ We-entew x3 MAWVOWIO - -:33 MAWVOWIO. Here, UwU madam, uWu at x3 youw service. -OLIVIA. OwO Wun ÚwÚ aftew :3 that same >_> peevish ^w^ messengew, -uWu The ;;w;; County's man. >w< He left ÚwÚ this OwO wing x3 behind :3 him, -Wouwd UwU I ow not. Teww ^.^ him I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. -Desire ^.^ him nyot to flatter with :33 his uWu wowd, -x3 Nyow howd ^.^ him x3 up with uWu hopes; UwU I ^w^ am nyot fow ^.^ him. -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the :33 youth xDD wiww come ÚwÚ this uWu way ^.^ to-mowwow, -I'll UwU give ^.^ him weasons xDD fow't. Hie ÚwÚ thee, Malvolio. -:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. uWu Exit -OLIVIA. UwU I UwU do UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot x3 what, ÚwÚ and feaw to find -Mine ^w^ eye ^w^ too great :3 a fwattewew fow x3 my :33 mind. -Fate, x3 show >w< thy :33 fowce: ouwsewves ^.^ we UwU do nyot OwO owe; ->_> What >_> is xDD decweed ^w^ must be; ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ this so! uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The >w< sea-coast - -Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and x3 SEBASTIAN - ->_> ANTONyIO. Will xDD you xDD stay nyo longer; nor xDD wiww xDD you nyot :3 that UwU I OwO go with -you? -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ By x3 youw patience, >w< nyo. OwO My stars shine >_< dawkwy uvw OwO me; x3 the -mawignyancy of x3 my fate ^w^ might ^-^ pewhaps xDD distempew OwO youws; >_< thewefowe UwU I -UwU shaww ^w^ cwave of xDD you x3 youw OwO weave :3 that UwU I OwO may UwU beaw x3 my ;;w;; eviws >_< awonye. ^.^ It -:3 wewe :3 a :33 bad recompense fow x3 youw wuv to uWu way xDD any of them on OwO you. ->_> ANTONyIO. Let ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow of xDD you :33 whithew xDD you OwO awe UwU bound. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo, sooth, siw; x3 my :33 detewminyate ^w^ voyage >_> is mere -;;w;; extwavagancy. OwO But UwU I >_> pewceive uWu in xDD you UwU so :3 excewwent :3 a :33 touch of -ÚwÚ modesty :3 that xDD you xDD wiww nyot extowt from ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wiwwing to ->_< keep UwU in; >_< thewefowe >w< it chawges ;;w;; me uWu in ^w^ mannyews x3 the rather to express -:3 mysewf. >_> You ^w^ must ^.^ knyow of ;;w;; me >w< then, Antonio, x3 my xDD nyame >_> is UwU Sebastian, -which UwU I ^w^ caww'd Wodewigo; x3 my >w< fathew UwU was :3 that UwU Sebastian of ->w< Messawinye ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have heard uWu of. >w< He left x3 behind ^.^ him -mysewf ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sistew, both bown uWu in >w< an houw; >_> if x3 the heavens xDD had -:33 been >_< pweas'd, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we xDD had UwU so xDD ended! OwO But UwU you, ^w^ siw, awtew'd :33 that; -fow x3 some >_> houw >w< befowe xDD you >_> took ;;w;; me from x3 the ^w^ bweach of x3 the sea UwU was -x3 my :3 sistew dwown'd. ->_> ANTONyIO. Awas x3 the ^.^ day! -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A UwU wady, ^w^ siw, ^w^ though >w< it UwU was uWu said ^.^ she much wesembwed uWu me, -UwU was yet of UwU many x3 accounted beautiful; >_> but ^w^ though UwU I couwd nyot with -xDD such estimable wonder ÚwÚ uvwfaw ^-^ bewieve :3 that, yet OwO thus uWu faw UwU I xDD wiww -OwO bowdwy xDD pubwish >_< hew: ^.^ she bore ^-^ mind :3 that :3 envy couwd nyot >_> but caww ->_< faiw. :33 She >_> is >w< dwown'd already, ^w^ siw, with ^-^ sawt >_< watew, ^w^ though UwU I xDD seem -to x3 dwown her wemembwance again with more. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ siw, x3 youw :33 bad >w< entewtainment. -:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 O ÚwÚ good Antonio, :33 fowgive ;;w;; me x3 youw trouble. ->_> ANTONyIO. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww nyot murder ;;w;; me fow x3 my xDD wuv, wet ;;w;; me be x3 youw -servant. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww nyot undo >_> what xDD you uWu have xDD donye- :3 that ;;w;; is, OwO kiww -^.^ him ÚwÚ whom xDD you uWu have wecuvw'd-desiwe >w< it not. >w< Fawe OwO ye weww uWu at once; -x3 my ^w^ bosom >_> is full of kindnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am yet UwU so nyeaw x3 the ^w^ mannyews of -x3 my mothew :3 that, ;;w;; upon x3 the least ;;w;; occasion >_> mowe, >_< minye eyes xDD wiww tell -;;w;; tawes of x3 me. UwU I ^w^ am bound to x3 the xDD Count :33 Owsinyo's >_< couwt. uWu Faweweww. -uWu Exit ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu The ^-^ gentwenyess of aww x3 the gods OwO go with uWu thee! -UwU I uWu have UwU many cnemies uWu in :33 Owsinyo's xDD couwt, -^-^ Ewse ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD vewy x3 showtwy >_> see uWu thee :33 thewe. -OwO But come >_> what may, UwU I UwU do >_> adowe uWu thee UwU so -:33 That danger UwU shaww xDD seem sport, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew VIOLA ÚwÚ and x3 MAWVOWIO uWu at sevewaw x3 doows - -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Wewe xDD you nyot ev'n nyow with x3 the ^w^ Countess UwU Owivia? ->_> VIOWA. Even now, siw; on :3 a modewate >_> pace UwU I uWu have xDD since ^-^ awwiv'd >_> but -hithew. -:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 She wetuwns ÚwÚ this OwO wing to UwU you, siw; xDD you ^w^ might uWu have ÚwÚ saved -;;w;; me x3 my pains, to uWu have :33 taken >w< it OwO away OwO youwsewf. :33 She x3 adds, ^w^ moweuvw, -:3 that xDD you >_> shouwd put x3 youw ;;w;; wowd x3 into :3 a despewate assurance ^.^ she xDD wiww ->_< nyonye of ^.^ him. xDD And one ^.^ thing uWu mowe: :3 that xDD you be >_< nyevew UwU so ^-^ hawdy to -come again uWu in :33 his ^-^ affaiws, ^w^ unwess >w< it be to wepowt x3 youw UwU wowd's -:3 taking of UwU this. Receive >w< it :3 so. ->_> VIOWA. :33 She >_> took x3 the OwO wing of OwO me; I'll >_< nyonye of :3 it. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD you OwO peevishwy OwO thwew >w< it to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and her xDD wiww >_> is ->w< it >_> shouwd be UwU so ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^.^ wowth ^w^ stooping for, there >w< it -wies uWu in x3 youw >_< eye; >_> if >_> nyot, be >w< it :33 his :3 that ÚwÚ finds :3 it. -uWu Exit ->_> VIOWA. UwU I left nyo OwO wing with >w< hew; >_> what means ÚwÚ this x3 wady? -:33 Fowtunye UwU fowbid x3 my uWu outside uWu have nyot chawm'd >_> hew! -:33 She UwU made ÚwÚ good x3 view of OwO me; :33 indeed, UwU so much -:33 That >_> methought her eyes xDD had wost her ;;w;; tongue, -For ^.^ she uWu did speak uWu in starts distractedly. -:33 She loves uWu me, ^w^ suwe: x3 the x3 cunnying of her passion -Invites ;;w;; me uWu in ÚwÚ this churlish :3 messengew. -^-^ Nyonye of x3 my UwU wowd's >_> wing! Why, ^.^ he sent her none. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 the man. ;;w;; If >w< it be OwO so- >_< as >w< 'tis- -OwO Poow UwU wady, ^.^ she :3 wewe xDD bettew wuv :3 a UwU dweam. -;;w;; Disguise, UwU I >_> see xDD thou awt :3 a x3 wickednyess -^-^ Whewein x3 the x3 pwegnyant ;;w;; enyemy does :33 much. -How ^w^ easy >_> is >w< it fow x3 the ÚwÚ pwopew-fawse -^w^ In x3 women's ;;w;; waxen heawts to uWu set uWu theiw UwU fowms! -ÚwÚ Awas, UwU ouw frailty >_> is x3 the >_< cause, nyot ^-^ we! -For xDD such >_< as ^.^ we OwO awe UwU made :33 of, xDD such ^.^ we >w< be. -How xDD wiww ÚwÚ this fadge? OwO My >_< mastew loves her ^-^ deawwy, -xDD And I, poor monster, fond >_< as much on him; -xDD And uWu she, OwO mistaken, ;;w;; seems to >_> dote on x3 me. ->_> What xDD wiww :33 become of :3 this? ;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ man, -OwO My >w< state >_> is despewate fow x3 my xDD mastew's love; -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ woman- nyow alas x3 the OwO day!- ->_> What :3 thwiftwess :3 sighs UwU shaww poor >_> Owivia bweathe! -x3 O Time, xDD thou ^w^ must x3 untangwe uWu this, nyot x3 I; -^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too x3 hawd :3 a >_< knyot fow ;;w;; me t' ^w^ untie! uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Appwoach, Sir ^w^ Andwew. ÚwÚ Nyot to be abed ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; midnyight >_> is to -be x3 up ^.^ betimes; ÚwÚ and 'diluculo ;;w;; suwgewe' xDD thou ;;w;; knyow'st- -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nyay, ^.^ by x3 my troth, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I ^.^ knyow to be x3 up wate ->_> is to be x3 up UwU wate. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A UwU fawse ;;w;; concwusion! UwU I ^-^ hate >w< it >_< as >w< an OwO unfiww'd ;;w;; can. ;;w;; To be -x3 up ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; midnyight ÚwÚ and to OwO go to x3 bed xDD then >_> is >w< eawwy; UwU so :3 that to OwO go -to x3 bed ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; midnyight >_> is to OwO go to x3 bed :33 betimes. ÚwÚ Does nyot UwU ouw ;;w;; wives -consist of x3 the fouw xDD ewements? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Faith, UwU so ;;w;; they say; >_> but UwU I think >w< it rather uWu consists of -uWu eating ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwinking. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Th'art :3 a scholar; wet >_> us >_< thewefowe eat ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwink. -;;w;; Mawian, UwU I ;;w;; say! :3 a stoup of ^.^ winye. - -Entew CWOWN - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the x3 foow, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -uWu CWOWN. How now, x3 my ÚwÚ heawts! Did xDD you >_< nyevew >_> see x3 the ^-^ pictuwe of 'we -:33 thwee'? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Welcome, ass. Now >_> wet's uWu have :3 a ;;w;; catch. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ By x3 my troth, x3 the >w< foow >_> has >w< an :3 excewwent UwU bweast. UwU I xDD had -rather than >w< fowty shiwwings UwU I xDD had xDD such :3 a ^-^ weg, ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 sweet :3 a -UwU bweath to ^w^ sing, >_< as x3 the >w< foow has. ^w^ In sooth, xDD thou >w< wast uWu in xDD vewy ->_> gwacious ;;w;; foowing >w< wast night, when xDD thou >_< spok'st of uWu Pigwogwomitus, -of x3 the Vapians passing x3 the equinoctial of uWu Queubus; uWu 'twas xDD vewy -UwU good, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. UwU I sent uWu thee x3 sixpence fow >w< thy :3 weman; >w< hadst :33 it? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu did >w< impeticos >w< thy UwU gwatiwwity; fow ;;w;; Mawvowio's x3 nyose >_> is nyo -UwU whipstock. OwO My uWu wady >_> has :3 a ^-^ white uWu hand, ÚwÚ and x3 the Mywmidons OwO awe nyo ->w< bottwe-awe xDD houses. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Excewwent! Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the best foowing, when aww >_> is -^-^ donye. >_> Nyow, :3 a :33 song. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come ;;w;; on, there >_> is x3 sixpence fow OwO you. :3 Wet's uWu have :3 a :33 song. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Thewe's :3 a testwiw of ;;w;; me :3 too; >_> if one knight UwU give :3 a- -uWu CWOWN. Wouwd xDD you uWu have :3 a wuv-song, ow :3 a ÚwÚ song of ÚwÚ good :33 wife? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A wuv-song, :3 a >w< wuv-song. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, ^-^ ay; UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow ÚwÚ good life. - -CWOWN ^-^ sings - -x3 O mistwess >_> minye, :3 whewe OwO awe xDD you woaming? ->_< O, xDD stay ÚwÚ and :3 heaw; x3 youw true love's uWu coming, -:33 That ^.^ can ^.^ sing both xDD high ÚwÚ and wow. -Twip nyo further, OwO pwetty sweeting; -Jouwnyeys >w< end uWu in ^w^ wuvws meeting, -Evewy uWu wise :33 man's >_< son xDD doth :33 knyow. - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Excewwent UwU good, :33 i' >_< faith! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Good, >w< good! - -CWOWN ^-^ sings - ->_> What >_> is love? 'Tis nyot ^w^ heweaftew; -^w^ Pwesent >_< miwth hath xDD pwesent laughter; -x3 What's to come >_> is still :33 unsuwe. -^w^ In deway there wies nyo OwO pwenty, -UwU Then come :3 kiss uWu me, x3 sweet ÚwÚ and uWu twenty; -Youth's :3 a ^w^ stuff xDD wiww nyot enduwe. - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ A mewwifwuous voice, >_< as UwU I ^w^ am true knyight. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A ^-^ contagious >_< bweath. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Very x3 sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ contagious, :33 i' ÚwÚ faith. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To hear ^.^ by x3 the nose, >w< it >_> is dulcet uWu in ;;w;; contagion. OwO But UwU shaww -^.^ we >_< make x3 the welkin UwU dance >_< indeed? Shall ^.^ we wouse x3 the UwU nyight-oww uWu in -:3 a catch :3 that xDD wiww dwaw >w< thwee >w< souws x3 out of one ÚwÚ weavew? Shall ^.^ we UwU do -^-^ that? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ An xDD you wuv uWu me, >_> wet's >_< do't. UwU I ^w^ am dog uWu at :3 a ;;w;; catch. -uWu CWOWN. xDD By'w UwU wady, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ dogs xDD wiww catch well. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Most cewtain. Let UwU ouw catch be ;;w;; 'Thou knave.' -uWu CWOWN. 'Hold >w< thy ÚwÚ peace, xDD thou ^.^ knyave' knyight? UwU I UwU shaww be constwain'd -OwO in't to caww uWu thee ^-^ knyave, knyight. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. 'Tis nyot x3 the xDD fiwst time UwU I uWu have ^-^ constwainyed one to caww -;;w;; me knave. :3 Begin, OwO foow: >w< it ÚwÚ begins 'Hold >w< thy ^w^ peace.' -uWu CWOWN. UwU I UwU shaww >_< nyevew x3 begin >_> if UwU I howd x3 my peace. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Good, :33 i' >_< faith! ^.^ Come, ;;w;; begin. UwU [Catch ^-^ sung] - -Entew >w< MAWIA - -MARIA. >_> What :3 a ^.^ catewwauwing UwU do xDD you >_< keep here! ;;w;; If x3 my uWu wady uWu have nyot -^w^ caww'd x3 up her steward Malvolio, ÚwÚ and bid ^.^ him turn xDD you x3 out of -doows, >_< nyevew :33 twust x3 me. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO My >_> wady's :3 a :33 Cataian, ^.^ we OwO awe politicians, ;;w;; Mawvowio's :3 a -x3 Peg-a-Wamsey, ÚwÚ and OwO [Sings] -Thwee ^.^ mewwy ;;w;; men be >_< we. -^w^ Am nyot UwU I consanguineous? ^w^ Am UwU I nyot of her >_< bwood? Tilly-vally, ->_> wady. OwO [Sings] ->_> Thewe dwelt :3 a x3 man uWu in :3 Babywon, -Lady, >_> wady. -uWu CWOWN. Beshrew uWu me, x3 the >_> knyight's uWu in uWu admiwabwe UwU foowing. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, ^.^ he does weww enough >_> if ^.^ he be uWu dispos'd, ÚwÚ and UwU so UwU do UwU I -:3 too; ^.^ he does >w< it with :3 a xDD bettew gwace, >_> but UwU I UwU do >w< it ^.^ mowe ^-^ nyatuwaw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] UwU O' x3 the xDD twewfth day of Decembew- -MARIA. For x3 the wuv ^.^ o' :33 God, peace! - -Entew x3 MAWVOWIO - -:33 MAWVOWIO. OwO My mastews, OwO awe xDD you uWu mad? :33 Ow >_> what OwO awe you? :3 Have xDD you nyo -^w^ wit, :3 mannyews, nor :3 honyesty, >_> but to >_< gabbwe ^.^ wike ^-^ tinkews uWu at ÚwÚ this -time of night? Do OwO ye >_< make >w< an ale-house of x3 my >_> wady's house, :3 that -OwO ye squeak x3 out x3 youw coziews' OwO catches ^-^ without xDD any mitigation ow -^-^ wemowse of :33 voice? Is there nyo wespect of pwace, OwO pewsons, nor -time, uWu in you? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. We uWu did >_< keep time, ^w^ siw, uWu in UwU ouw >_> catches. x3 Snyeck ^-^ up! -:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir Toby, UwU I ^w^ must be ;;w;; wound with OwO you. OwO My uWu wady ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me tell -xDD you :3 that, ^w^ though ^.^ she ;;w;; hawbouws xDD you >_< as her xDD kins-man, ^w^ she's >_< nyothing -awwied to x3 youw disorders. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can separate >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and x3 youw -x3 misdemeanyouws, xDD you OwO awe wewcome to x3 the ^.^ house; >_> if >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and >w< it ^.^ wouwd -uWu pwease xDD you to OwO take OwO weave of hew, ^.^ she >_> is xDD vewy ^.^ wiwwing to bid xDD you -farewell. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] UwU Faweweww, uWu deaw uWu heawt, xDD since UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be ;;w;; gonye. -MARIA. Nyay, ÚwÚ good Sir :3 Toby. -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] ÚwÚ His eyes UwU do x3 show :33 his OwO days OwO awe almost ^-^ donye. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Is't even so? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyevew die. ^.^ [Fawws down] -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] Sir Toby, there xDD you xDD wie. -:33 MAWVOWIO. This >_> is much cwedit to OwO you. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] Shall UwU I bid ^.^ him >w< go? -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] >_> What >w< an >_> if xDD you ^-^ do? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO [Sings] Shall UwU I bid ^.^ him x3 go, ÚwÚ and ^-^ spawe ^w^ nyot? -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] >_< O, no, no, no, no, xDD you dawe not. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 [Wising] UwU Out ^.^ o' ÚwÚ tunye, sir! ^-^ Ye xDD wie. Awt xDD any ^.^ mowe than :3 a ->_> stewawd? uWu Dost xDD thou >_< think, uWu because xDD thou awt virtuous, there UwU shaww -be nyo ^.^ mowe OwO cakes ÚwÚ and ale? -uWu CWOWN. Yes, ^.^ by Saint ^w^ Annye; ÚwÚ and gingew UwU shaww be :3 hot :33 i' x3 th' xDD mouth -UwU too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Th' awt :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ wight. ^w^ Go, ^w^ siw, :3 wub x3 youw uWu chain with >_> cwumbs. -^-^ A stoup of wine, Maria! -:33 MAWVOWIO. Mistress Mawy, >_> if xDD you x3 pwiz'd x3 my >_> wady's ^.^ favouw uWu at ;;w;; anything -^.^ mowe than ^.^ contempt, xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot UwU give means fow ÚwÚ this UwU unciviw -^-^ wuwe; ^.^ she UwU shaww ^.^ knyow of :33 it, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this >w< hand. -uWu Exit -MARIA. Go ;;w;; shake x3 youw ears. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu 'Twewe >_< as ÚwÚ good :3 a ^.^ deed >_< as to ÚwÚ dwink when :3 a :33 man's >_< ahungwy, -to challenge ^.^ him x3 the >_> fiewd, ÚwÚ and xDD then to bweak promise with ^.^ him -ÚwÚ and >_< make :3 a >w< foow of ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Do't, knyight. I'll >w< wwite uWu thee :3 a ÚwÚ chawwenge; ow I'll -ÚwÚ dewivew >w< thy >_< indignyation to ^.^ him ^.^ by ;;w;; wowd of xDD mouth. -MARIA. ÚwÚ Sweet Sir Toby, be patient fow to-nyight; xDD since x3 the :33 youth of -x3 the OwO Count's UwU was ^w^ to-day with x3 my UwU wady, ^.^ she >_> is much x3 out of ÚwÚ quiet. -For ;;w;; Monsieuw Malvolio, wet ;;w;; me awonye with him; >_> if UwU I UwU do nyot guww -^.^ him x3 into :3 a :3 nyaywowd, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him :3 a ^w^ common >_> wecweation, UwU do nyot -think UwU I uWu have wit enough to >_< wie ^w^ stwaight uWu in x3 my :3 bed. UwU I ^.^ knyow UwU I ^.^ can -UwU do :3 it. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Possess us, possess us; tell >_> us ^-^ something of ^.^ him. -MARIA. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, x3 sometimes ^.^ he >_> is :3 a uWu kind of ^-^ Puwitan. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< O, >_> if UwU I xDD thought :3 that, ;;w;; I'd xDD beat ^.^ him ^.^ wike :3 a :33 dog. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What, fow ^.^ being :3 a Puwitan? x3 Thy exquisite weason, uWu deaw -knyight? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I uWu have nyo exquisite reason x3 fow't, >_> but UwU I uWu have reason ÚwÚ good -enyough. -MARIA. uWu The ^.^ deviw :3 a Puritan :3 that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ow ;;w;; anything >_< constantwy >_> but :3 a ->_< time-pweasew; >w< an >w< affection'd >w< ass :3 that :33 cons >w< state ^-^ without ^w^ book ÚwÚ and -uttews >w< it ^.^ by great x3 swawths; x3 the best >w< pewsuaded of himsewf, UwU so -UwU cwamm'd, >_< as ^.^ he thinks, with UwU excewwencies :3 that >w< it >_> is :33 his grounds -of :33 faith :3 that aww :3 that wook on ^.^ him wuv him; ÚwÚ and on :3 that :33 vice uWu in -^.^ him xDD wiww x3 my xDD wevenge find OwO nyotabwe cause to >w< wowk. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What wiwt xDD thou ^-^ do? -MARIA. UwU I xDD wiww >_< dwop uWu in :33 his uWu way x3 some uWu obscuwe epistwes of love; -wherein, ^.^ by x3 the colour of :33 his UwU beawd, x3 the xDD shape of :33 his ^-^ weg, x3 the -^w^ mannyew of :33 his gait, x3 the expressure of :33 his >_< eye, forehead, ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ compwexion, ^.^ he UwU shaww find >_< himsewf UwU most feelingly ÚwÚ pewsonyated. UwU I -^.^ can >w< wwite xDD vewy ^.^ wike x3 my UwU wady, x3 youw >_> nyiece; on :3 fowgotten ;;w;; mattew ^.^ we -^.^ can hardly >_< make distinction of UwU ouw ^w^ hands. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excewwent! UwU I smell :3 a uWu device. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I have't uWu in x3 my x3 nyose UwU too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He UwU shaww >_< think, ^.^ by x3 the x3 wettews :3 that xDD thou wiwt drop, :3 that -;;w;; they come from x3 my UwU nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^w^ she's uWu in wuv with ^.^ him. -MARIA. OwO My OwO puwpose ;;w;; is, :33 indeed, :3 a UwU howse of :3 that :3 cowouw. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And x3 youw UwU howse nyow ^.^ wouwd >_< make ^.^ him >w< an ass. -MARIA. Ass, UwU I doubt not. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< O, 'twill be ÚwÚ admiwabwe! -MARIA. ^.^ Spowt royal, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my ;;w;; physic xDD wiww ^.^ wowk with -^.^ him. UwU I xDD wiww plant xDD you >_> two, ÚwÚ and wet x3 the >w< foow >_< make :3 a OwO thiwd, :3 whewe -^.^ he UwU shaww find x3 the wettew; uWu obsewve :33 his construction of :3 it. For -ÚwÚ this night, to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and dweam on x3 the UwU event. uWu Faweweww. -uWu Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Good night, xDD Penthesiwea. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^.^ Befowe uWu me, ^w^ she's :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< wench. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> She's :3 a beagle twue-bwed, ÚwÚ and one :3 that ^.^ adowes x3 me. ->_> What ^.^ o' ^-^ that? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I UwU was adow'd >_> once UwU too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Wet's to ^.^ bed, knyight. ^.^ Thou >w< hadst >_< nyeed >_> send fow ^.^ mowe -money. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; If UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO wecuvw x3 youw UwU nyiece, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a fouw uWu way OwO out. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Send fow monyey, ;;w;; knyight; >_> if xDD thou x3 hast her nyot :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ end, -caww ;;w;; me Cut. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do >_> nyot, >_< nyevew :33 twust OwO me; OwO take >w< it >w< how xDD you :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, come, I'll OwO go buwn x3 some >_< sack; UwU 'tis ^w^ too wate to OwO go -to x3 bed now. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; knyight; come, knyight. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, VIOWA, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -x3 DUKE. Give ;;w;; me x3 some >_> music. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good morrow, fwiends. ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; Cesawio, >_> but :3 that ^.^ piece of song, -:33 That ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and >w< antique ÚwÚ song ^.^ we heard >w< wast ^w^ nyight; -:33 Methought >w< it uWu did xDD wewieve x3 my passion ÚwÚ much, -uWu Mowe than >w< wight uWu aiws ÚwÚ and UwU wecowwected terms -Of these UwU most bwisk ÚwÚ and giddy-paced times. -^.^ Come, >_> but one verse. -CURIO. >w< He >_> is nyot UwU hewe, UwU so uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, :3 that >_> shouwd ^.^ sing -:3 it. -x3 DUKE. Who UwU was :33 it? -CURIO. Feste, x3 the ^w^ jestew, x3 my wowd; :3 a >w< foow :3 that x3 the xDD Wady xDD Owivia's ->w< fathew >_> took much delight ^.^ in. >w< He >_> is about x3 the ÚwÚ house. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Seek ^.^ him ^.^ out, ÚwÚ and :33 pway x3 the tune x3 the >_> whiwe. -uWu Exit CURIO. [Music ÚwÚ pways] -:3 Come hithew, uWu boy. ;;w;; If OwO evew xDD thou shalt xDD wuv, -^w^ In x3 the x3 sweet x3 pangs of >w< it remember OwO me; -For xDD such >_< as UwU I ^w^ am aww true ^w^ wuvws awe, -Unstaid ÚwÚ and ^.^ skittish uWu in aww >w< motions >_> ewse -:3 Save uWu in x3 the ^w^ constant x3 image of x3 the creature -:33 That >_> is xDD bewov'd. How dost xDD thou ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this :33 tunye? ->_> VIOWA. ^.^ It ;;w;; gives :3 a xDD vewy echo to x3 the uWu seat -Whewe Wuv >_> is >_< thwon'd. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou dost speak masterly. -OwO My >w< wife x3 upon't, xDD young ^w^ though xDD thou awt, ^.^ thinye ^w^ eye ->_< Hath OwO stay'd ;;w;; upon x3 some ^.^ favouw :3 that >w< it loves; ->_< Hath >w< it >_> nyot, boy? ->_> VIOWA. ^-^ A UwU wittwe, ^.^ by x3 youw UwU favouw. -x3 DUKE. >_> What uWu kind of OwO woman is't? ->_> VIOWA. Of x3 youw compwexion. -x3 DUKE. :33 She >_> is nyot ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ thee, UwU then. >_> What years, :33 i' OwO faith? ->_> VIOWA. About x3 youw years, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. Too :3 owd, ^.^ by :3 heaven! Let still x3 the OwO woman OwO take -^-^ An :33 ewdew than ^w^ hewsewf; UwU so ^-^ weaws ^.^ she to :3 him, -^w^ So >_< sways ^.^ she ^w^ wevew uWu in her husband's ;;w;; heawt. -For, ^-^ boy, >w< howevew ^.^ we UwU do praise ;;w;; ouwsewves, -Our ^w^ fancies OwO awe ^.^ mowe ^-^ giddy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unfiwm, -uWu Mowe wonging, wavering, :33 soonyew wost ÚwÚ and >_> won, -Than x3 women's x3 awe. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I think >w< it weww, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. UwU Then wet >w< thy wuv be :3 youngew than ;;w;; thysewf, -:33 Ow >w< thy :3 affection ;;w;; cannyot howd x3 the >_> bent; -For x3 women OwO awe >_< as >_> woses, x3 whose >w< faiw xDD fwow'w -uWu Being >_> once UwU dispway'd xDD doth faww :3 that xDD vewy hour. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And UwU so ;;w;; they >_< awe; :3 awas, :3 that ;;w;; they OwO awe so! -;;w;; To >_> die, even when ;;w;; they to pewfection grow! - -^.^ We-entew CUWIO ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -x3 DUKE. >_< O, fewwow, come, x3 the ÚwÚ song ^.^ we xDD had >w< wast OwO nyight. ->_> Mawk :33 it, ^w^ Cesawio; >w< it >_> is ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ and plain; -uWu The xDD spinstews ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 knyittews uWu in x3 the sun, -xDD And x3 the fwee ^w^ maids :3 that OwO weave uWu theiw :3 thwead with xDD bonyes, -Do use to ^w^ chant uWu it; >w< it >_> is siwwy sooth, -xDD And dallies with x3 the innyocence of xDD wuv, -Wike x3 the ;;w;; owd age. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 weady, UwU siw? -x3 DUKE. Ay; ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; sing. ^w^ [Music] - ->w< FESTE'S OwO SONG - -:3 Come away, come away, ÚwÚ death; -xDD And uWu in >_> sad cypwess wet ;;w;; me be laid; -xDD Fwy away, fwy away, :33 bweath, -UwU I ^w^ am :3 swain ^.^ by :3 a >w< faiw UwU cwuew ^-^ maid. -OwO My shroud of >_< white, ^.^ stuck aww with OwO yew, ->_< O, >_> pwepawe :3 it! -OwO My ÚwÚ pawt of :33 death nyo one UwU so true -Did share :3 it. - -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a x3 fwowew, nyot :3 a fwowew sweet, -On x3 my black UwU coffin wet there be >w< stwown; -ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a fwiend, nyot :3 a :33 fwiend x3 gweet -OwO My poor corpse :3 whewe x3 my bones UwU shaww be ;;w;; thwown; -^-^ A thousand thousand to :3 save, -Way uWu me, >_< O, :3 whewe -x3 Sad true wuvw >_< nyevew find x3 my ^-^ gwave, -;;w;; To xDD weep thewe! - -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe's fow >w< thy OwO pains. -uWu CWOWN. No pains, siw; UwU I OwO take :3 pweasuwe uWu in ;;w;; singing, sir. -x3 DUKE. I'll x3 pay >w< thy x3 pweasuwe, UwU then. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and :3 pweasuwe xDD wiww be paid one time ow anyothew. -x3 DUKE. Give ;;w;; me nyow OwO weave to OwO weave thee. -uWu CWOWN. Now x3 the ^-^ mewanchowy god x3 pwotect ÚwÚ thee; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ taiwow >_< make >w< thy -^w^ doubwet of UwU changeabwe taffeta, fow >w< thy ^-^ mind >_> is :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ opaw. UwU I -^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; men of xDD such >_> constancy put to :33 sea, :3 that uWu theiw business -^w^ might be ^.^ evewything, ÚwÚ and uWu theiw :3 intent ^w^ evewywhewe: fow ^w^ that's >w< it -:3 that awways x3 makes :3 a ÚwÚ good ^w^ voyage of OwO nyothing. uWu Faweweww. -uWu Exit CWOWN -x3 DUKE. Let aww x3 the xDD west UwU give ;;w;; pwace. -Exeunt CUWIO ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS -Once >_> mowe, ;;w;; Cesawio, ->_< Get uWu thee to :33 yond same suvweign ÚwÚ cwuewty. -Teww her x3 my xDD wuv, ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe than x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ->w< Pwizes nyot ;;w;; quantity of dirty :33 wands; -uWu The parts :3 that :3 fowtunye hath ÚwÚ bestow'd ;;w;; upon hew, -Teww her UwU I howd >_< as giddiwy >_< as >w< Fowtunye; -OwO But UwU 'tis :3 that :33 miwacwe ÚwÚ and >_< queen of >w< gems -:33 That ÚwÚ Nyatuwe ^-^ pwanks her uWu in >w< attwacts x3 my ^-^ souw. ->_> VIOWA. OwO But >_> if ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot wuv UwU you, UwU siw? -x3 DUKE. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so ^w^ answew'd. ->_> VIOWA. xDD Sooth, >_> but xDD you must. -x3 Say :3 that x3 some UwU wady, >_< as ^-^ pewhaps there ;;w;; is, ->_< Hath fow x3 youw wuv >_< as great :3 a >_< pang of >_< heawt -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have fow ^.^ Owivia. >_> You ;;w;; cannyot wuv >w< hew; ->_> You tell her :3 so. :3 Must ^.^ she nyot xDD then be x3 answew'd? -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo xDD woman's >w< sides -UwU Can bide x3 the beating of UwU so >w< stwong :3 a passion -;;w;; As wuv xDD doth UwU give x3 my heawt; nyo xDD woman's >_< heawt -^w^ So big to howd UwU so >_> much; ;;w;; they ^.^ wack ÚwÚ wetention. -ÚwÚ Awas, uWu theiw wuv OwO may be ^w^ caww'd ^w^ appetite- -No >_> motion of x3 the >w< wivew, >_> but x3 the xDD pawate- -:33 That suffew suwfeit, cwoyment, ÚwÚ and wevowt; -OwO But >_< minye >_> is aww >_< as hungwy >_< as x3 the :33 sea, -xDD And ^.^ can digest >_< as :33 much. ^-^ Make nyo compare -Between :3 that wuv :3 a OwO woman ^.^ can UwU beaw ;;w;; me -xDD And :3 that UwU I >_> owe ^.^ Owivia. ->_> VIOWA. Ay, >_> but UwU I UwU knyow- -x3 DUKE. >_> What dost xDD thou xDD knyow? ->_> VIOWA. Too weww >_> what wuv x3 women to ;;w;; men OwO may owe. -^w^ In ^w^ faith, ;;w;; they OwO awe >_< as true of >_< heawt >_< as >_< we. -OwO My >w< fathew xDD had :3 a daughter :3 wov'd :3 a ^w^ man, -;;w;; As >w< it ^w^ might be :3 pewhaps, :3 wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ woman, -UwU I >_> shouwd x3 youw wowdship. -x3 DUKE. xDD And UwU what's her x3 histowy? ->_> VIOWA. ^-^ A blank, x3 my OwO wowd. :33 She >_< nyevew told her xDD wuv, -OwO But wet concealment, ^.^ wike :3 a :33 wowm :33 i' x3 th' bud, -UwU Feed on her >_< damask >w< cheek. :33 She >_> pin'd uWu in thought; -xDD And with :3 a green ÚwÚ and >w< yewwow ^-^ mewanchowy -:33 She sat ^.^ wike ;;w;; Patience on :3 a ;;w;; monyument, ->_< Smiwing uWu at ÚwÚ gwief. Was nyot ÚwÚ this wuv >_< indeed? -We ;;w;; men OwO may >_> say >_> mowe, >_< sweaw >_> mowe, >_> but ÚwÚ indeed -Our >_< shows OwO awe ^.^ mowe than :33 wiww; fow still ^.^ we ^-^ pwuv -Much uWu in UwU ouw ^w^ vows, >_> but xDD wittwe uWu in UwU ouw love. -x3 DUKE. OwO But >w< died >w< thy :3 sistew of her xDD wuv, x3 my boy? ->_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am aww x3 the >_> daughtews of x3 my father's house, -xDD And aww x3 the bwothews UwU too- ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^.^ knyow not. -UwU Siw, UwU shaww UwU I to ÚwÚ this x3 wady? -x3 DUKE. Ay, ^w^ that's x3 the UwU theme. -;;w;; To her uWu in ^.^ haste. Give her ÚwÚ this jewel; >_> say -OwO My wuv ^.^ can UwU give nyo pwace, bide nyo >_> denyay. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -OWIVIA'S >_< gawden - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDREW, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come >w< thy >w< ways, :33 Signyiow ÚwÚ Fabian. -x3 FABIAN. Nyay, I'll >_< come; >_> if UwU I wose :3 a :33 scwupwe of ÚwÚ this spowt wet ;;w;; me be -ÚwÚ boiw'd to :33 death with :3 mewanchowy. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wouldst xDD thou nyot be uWu gwad to uWu have x3 the >w< nyiggawdwy rascally -sheep-biter come ^.^ by x3 some OwO nyotabwe shame? -x3 FABIAN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< exuwt, xDD man; xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ he ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me x3 out ^.^ o' ^.^ favouw -with x3 my uWu wady about :3 a beaw-baiting hewe. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ angew ^.^ him we'll uWu have x3 the UwU beaw again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ we xDD wiww >w< foow -^.^ him black ÚwÚ and blue- UwU shaww ^.^ we >_> nyot, Sir ^w^ Andwew? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And ^.^ we UwU do >_> nyot, >w< it >_> is pity of UwU ouw ^.^ wives. - -Entew >w< MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD wittwe villain. -How now, x3 my >_< metaw of India! -MARIA. >_< Get OwO ye aww >w< thwee x3 into x3 the box-twee. ;;w;; Mawvowio's xDD coming down -ÚwÚ this ^.^ wawk. >w< He >_> has :33 been yonder :33 i' x3 the sun :33 pwactising >_> behaviouw to -:33 his UwU own :3 shadow ÚwÚ this half hour. >w< Obsewve :3 him, fow x3 the wuv of -mockery, fow UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this >_> wettew xDD wiww >_< make :3 a contempwative idiot -of ^.^ him. Cwose, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of OwO jesting! xDD [As x3 the ;;w;; men hide ^.^ she ^.^ dwops -:3 a >_> wettew] Lie xDD thou uWu thewe; fow OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the trout :3 that ^w^ must be -caught with :33 tickwing. -uWu Exit - -Entew x3 MAWVOWIO - -:33 MAWVOWIO. 'Tis >_> but ^-^ fowtunye; aww >_> is xDD fowtunye. Mawia >_> once told ;;w;; me ^.^ she -uWu did affect OwO me; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard herself come OwO thus near, :3 that, ->_> shouwd ^.^ she >_> fancy, >w< it >_> shouwd be one of x3 my compwexion. :33 Besides, ^.^ she -x3 uses ;;w;; me with :3 a ^.^ mowe >_< exawted wespect than xDD any one >_> ewse :3 that -xDD fowwows her. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I think ^.^ on't? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Hewe's >w< an ^-^ uvwweenying UwU wogue! -x3 FABIAN. >_< O, peace! ;;w;; Contempwation x3 makes :3 a OwO wawe ÚwÚ tuwkey-cock of him; ->w< how ^.^ he jets :33 undew :33 his >w< advanc'd pwumes! -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. 'Swight, UwU I couwd UwU so xDD beat x3 the ^-^ wogue- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Peace, UwU I :3 say. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; To be xDD Count OwO Mawvowio! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Ah, UwU wogue! -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Pistow :3 him, pistol ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Peace, peace! -:33 MAWVOWIO. >_> Thewe >_> is ^w^ exampwe for't: x3 the xDD Wady of x3 the ÚwÚ Stwachy mawwied -x3 the yeoman of x3 the wawdwobe. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >w< Fie on :3 him, Jezebew! -x3 FABIAN. >_< O, peace! Now uWu he's deepwy UwU in; wook >w< how xDD imaginyation ^w^ bwows -^.^ him. -:33 MAWVOWIO. >_> Having :33 been >w< thwee ^w^ months mawwied to hew, :3 sitting uWu in x3 my -state- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< O, fow :3 a >_< stonye-bow to ;;w;; hit ^.^ him uWu in x3 the OwO eye! -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Cawwing x3 my ^w^ officews about uWu me, uWu in x3 my branch'd vewvet x3 gown, -xDD having come from :3 a :3 day-bed- :3 whewe UwU I uWu have left >_> Owivia ^w^ sweeping- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Fiwe ÚwÚ and bwimstonye! -x3 FABIAN. >_< O, ÚwÚ peace, peace! -:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD And xDD then to uWu have x3 the humouw of ^w^ state; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aftew :3 a >_> demuwe -travel of regard, :3 tewwing them UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my :33 pwace >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd ;;w;; they ->_> shouwd UwU do theiws, to ^w^ ask fow x3 my kinsman Toby- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Bolts ÚwÚ and shackwes! -x3 FABIAN. >_< O, ÚwÚ peace, ÚwÚ peace, peace! >_> Nyow, now. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Seven of x3 my >_> peopwe, with >w< an obedient :33 stawt, >_< make x3 out fow -^.^ him. UwU I fwown x3 the while, ÚwÚ and x3 pewchance wind x3 up x3 my >w< watch, ow :33 pway -with uWu my- x3 some rich jewel. Toby :3 appwoaches; cuwtsies there to me- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Shall ÚwÚ this fewwow >_> wive? -x3 FABIAN. ;;w;; Though UwU ouw :3 siwence be drawn from >_> us with cars, yet peace. -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I :3 extend x3 my uWu hand to ^.^ him thus, quenching x3 my ^.^ famiwiaw ;;w;; smiwe -with >w< an :33 austewe regard of >_< contwow- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And does nyot Toby OwO take xDD you :3 a ^w^ bwow ^.^ o' x3 the lips ^w^ then? -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU Saying 'Cousin Toby, x3 my fowtunyes xDD having ;;w;; cast ;;w;; me on x3 youw -uWu nyiece UwU give ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this prerogative of ^-^ speech'- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What, UwU what? -:33 MAWVOWIO. >_< 'You ^w^ must ;;w;; amend x3 youw dwunkennyess'- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Out, scab! -x3 FABIAN. Nyay, patience, ow ^.^ we bweak x3 the sinews of UwU ouw ;;w;; pwot. -:33 MAWVOWIO. 'Besides, xDD you uWu waste x3 the treasure of x3 youw time with :3 a ->_< foowish OwO knyight'- -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >w< That's uWu me, UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU 'Onye Sir Andrew.' -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I UwU knyew uWu 'twas x3 I; fow UwU many UwU do caww ;;w;; me xDD foow. -:33 MAWVOWIO. >_> What >w< empwoyment uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -^.^ [Taking x3 up x3 the >_> wettew] -x3 FABIAN. Now >_> is x3 the :3 woodcock nyeaw x3 the gin. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< O, peace! xDD And x3 the ^w^ spiwit of humours :33 intimate weading ->_< awoud to x3 him! -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ By x3 my :3 wife, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 my >_> wady's ÚwÚ hand: these be her xDD vewy -^.^ C's, her >_> U's, ÚwÚ and her :3 T's; ÚwÚ and OwO thus x3 makes ^.^ she her great :33 P's. ^.^ It -;;w;; is, uWu in x3 contempt of ^.^ question, her >w< hand. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Hew ^.^ C's, her >_> U's, ÚwÚ and her OwO T's. Why ^-^ that? -:33 MAWVOWIO. [Weads] uWu 'To x3 the unknown bewov'd, uWu this, ÚwÚ and x3 my ÚwÚ good -wishes.' :3 Hew xDD vewy >_< phwases! ^-^ By x3 youw weave, ^w^ wax. ;;w;; Soft! xDD And x3 the -xDD impwessuwe her UwU Wucwece with which ^.^ she x3 uses to seal; UwU 'tis x3 my >_> wady. -;;w;; To ÚwÚ whom >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this :3 be? -x3 FABIAN. This ^w^ wins :3 him, wivew ÚwÚ and all. -:33 MAWVOWIO. [Weads] - -Juv xDD knyows UwU I xDD wuv, -OwO But >_> who? -Lips, UwU do nyot move; -No x3 man ^w^ must know.' - -x3 'Nyo x3 man ^w^ must know.' >_> What :3 fowwows? uWu The xDD nyumbews >_< awtew'd! -x3 'Nyo x3 man ^w^ must know.' ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> shouwd be ÚwÚ thee, >_> Mawvowio? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ hang ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ bwock! -:33 MAWVOWIO. [Weads] - -ÚwÚ 'I OwO may ÚwÚ command :3 whewe UwU I adowe; -OwO But siwence, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU Wucwece ^-^ knyife, -With bloodless ^w^ stwoke x3 my >_< heawt xDD doth ^w^ gowe; -UwU M. O. xDD A. ^.^ I. xDD doth xDD sway x3 my wife.' - -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ A xDD fustian widdwe! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excewwent >_> wench, >_> say ^.^ I. -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU 'M. O. xDD A. ^.^ I. xDD doth xDD sway x3 my wife.' -Nyay, >_> but xDD fiwst wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me see, wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. -x3 FABIAN. >_> What ^w^ dish ^.^ o' x3 poison >_> has ^.^ she dwess'd x3 him! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And with >_> what OwO wing x3 the :33 stanyiew ÚwÚ checks uWu at :3 it! -:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ 'I OwO may ÚwÚ command :3 whewe UwU I ÚwÚ adowe.' Why, ^.^ she OwO may ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me: UwU I -serve >w< hew; ^.^ she >_> is x3 my >_> wady. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is ^w^ evident to xDD any formal -xDD capacity; there >_> is nyo :3 obstwuction uWu in UwU this. xDD And x3 the end- >_> what ->_> shouwd :3 that x3 awphabeticaw >_< position >_> powtend? ;;w;; If UwU I couwd >_< make :3 that -wesembwe ^-^ something uWu in x3 me. x3 Softwy! UwU M. O. xDD A. I.- -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< O, :33 ay, >_< make x3 up >_< that! >w< He >_> is nyow uWu at :3 a UwU cowd ÚwÚ scent. -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Sowtew xDD wiww cwy :3 upon't fow aww uWu this, ^w^ though >w< it be >_< as rank ->_< as :3 a xDD fox. -:33 MAWVOWIO. >w< M- ÚwÚ Mawvowio; >w< M- >w< why, :3 that ÚwÚ begins x3 my nyame. -x3 FABIAN. Did nyot UwU I >_> say ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd ^.^ wowk >w< it out? -uWu The cur >_> is :3 excewwent uWu at x3 fauwts. -:33 MAWVOWIO. >w< M- OwO But xDD then there >_> is nyo UwU consonyancy uWu in x3 the sequel; :3 that -suffers :33 undew >_> pwobation: ^-^ A >_> shouwd follow, >_> but x3 O does. -x3 FABIAN. xDD And x3 O UwU shaww ^w^ end, UwU I ^-^ hope. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Ay, ow I'll cudgel :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< make ^.^ him cwy >_< 'O!' -:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD And xDD then UwU I x3 comes behind. -x3 FABIAN. Ay, >w< an xDD you xDD had xDD any ^w^ eye x3 behind UwU you, xDD you ^w^ might >_> see ^.^ mowe -detwaction uWu at x3 youw heels than fowtunyes >w< befowe OwO you. -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU M. O. xDD A. ^.^ I. This simulation >_> is nyot >_< as x3 the :33 fowmew; ÚwÚ and -^w^ yet, to xDD cwush ÚwÚ this :3 a UwU wittwe, >w< it ^.^ wouwd bow to uWu me, fow every one of -these x3 wettews OwO awe uWu in x3 my nyame. ;;w;; Soft! OwO hewe xDD fowwows UwU pwose. -[Weads] -x3 'If ÚwÚ this faww x3 into >w< thy uWu hand, revolve. ^w^ In x3 my stars UwU I ^w^ am :33 abuv -ÚwÚ thee; >_> but be nyot :33 afwaid of gweatnyess. ;;w;; Some OwO awe bown ^.^ gweat, x3 some -;;w;; achieve greatness, ÚwÚ and x3 some uWu have :33 gweatnyess thwust ;;w;; upon ^.^ 'em. x3 Thy -:33 Fates open uWu theiw hands; wet >w< thy :3 bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ spiwit >_< embwace OwO them; -x3 and, to inure >w< thysewf to >_> what xDD thou awt ^.^ wike to be, ;;w;; cast >w< thy -humble slough ÚwÚ and appeaw ÚwÚ fwesh. ^w^ Be opposite with :3 a xDD kinsman, uWu suwwy -with sewvants; wet >w< thy >_> tongue ^.^ tang arguments of ^w^ state; put ->w< thysewf x3 into x3 the twick of ÚwÚ singuwawity. :33 She OwO thus :3 advises uWu thee :3 that -:3 sighs fow thee. ÚwÚ Wemembew who :33 commended >w< thy >w< yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and ->w< wish'd to >_> see uWu thee OwO evew cwoss-gawtew'd. UwU I say, UwU wemembew, Go ^.^ to, -xDD thou awt made, >_> if xDD thou desiw'st to be so; >_> if >_> nyot, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee -:3 a steward still, x3 the fewwow of x3 sewvants, ÚwÚ and nyot ÚwÚ wowthy to :33 touch -Fowtunye's xDD fingews. uWu Faweweww. :33 She :3 that ^.^ wouwd x3 awtew >_< sewvices with -ÚwÚ thee, -^-^ THE FORTUNATE-UNHAPPY.' - -^.^ Daywight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ champain discovers nyot more. This >_> is open. UwU I xDD wiww be -:3 pwoud, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wead ;;w;; powitic OwO authows, UwU I xDD wiww >_> baffwe Sir Toby, UwU I -xDD wiww >_< wash x3 off gwoss ÚwÚ acquaintance, UwU I xDD wiww be point-devise x3 the xDD vewy -man. UwU I UwU do nyot nyow >w< foow mysewf to wet xDD imaginyation uWu jade OwO me; fow -every reason >_< excites to uWu this, :3 that x3 my uWu wady loves x3 me. :33 She uWu did -ÚwÚ commend x3 my >w< yewwow ;;w;; stockings of late, ^.^ she uWu did praise x3 my >_< weg ^.^ being -cwoss-gawtew'd; ÚwÚ and uWu in ÚwÚ this ^.^ she manifests herself to x3 my xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and -with :3 a uWu kind of ^.^ injunction drives ;;w;; me to these :3 habits of her -x3 wiking. UwU I >_> thank x3 my stars UwU I ^w^ am ^-^ happy. UwU I xDD wiww be >_> stwange, uWu stout, uWu in ->w< yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and xDD cwoss-gawtew'd, even with x3 the x3 swiftnyess of -^.^ putting :3 on. Juv ÚwÚ and x3 my stars be OwO pwaised! :3 Hewe >_> is yet :3 a -:33 postscwipt. - -[Weads] ;;w;; 'Thou ;;w;; canst nyot choose >_> but ^.^ knyow who UwU I am. ;;w;; If xDD thou ->w< entewtain'st x3 my xDD wuv, wet >w< it appeaw uWu in >w< thy uWu smiwing; >w< thy ^-^ smiwes -:33 become uWu thee well. Therefore uWu in x3 my x3 pwesence still :33 smiwe, uWu deaw x3 my -sweet, UwU I :3 pwithee.' - -Juv, UwU I >_> thank thee. UwU I xDD wiww smile; UwU I xDD wiww UwU do evewything :3 that xDD thou -wiwt uWu have x3 me. uWu Exit -x3 FABIAN. UwU I xDD wiww nyot UwU give x3 my ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ this spowt fow :3 a >w< pension of -thousands to be paid from x3 the ^w^ Sophy. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I couwd marry ÚwÚ this OwO wench fow ÚwÚ this uWu device. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^w^ So couwd UwU I UwU too. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And ^w^ ask nyo othew ^.^ dowwy with her >_> but xDD such anyothew ;;w;; jest. - -Entew >w< MAWIA - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Nyow UwU I >_> nyeithew. -x3 FABIAN. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my x3 nyobwe x3 guww-catchew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou uWu set >w< thy :33 foot ^.^ o' x3 my >_< nyeck? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 Ow ^.^ o' >_< minye OwO eithew? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Shall UwU I :33 pway x3 my OwO fweedom uWu at ;;w;; tway-twip, ÚwÚ and :33 become >w< thy -ÚwÚ bond-swave? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD I' ^w^ faith, ow UwU I OwO eithew? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, xDD thou x3 hast put ^.^ him uWu in xDD such :3 a dweam :3 that when x3 the -x3 image of >w< it >w< weaves ^.^ him ^.^ he ^w^ must >w< wun >_> mad. -MARIA. Nyay, >_> but >_> say true; does >w< it ^.^ wowk ;;w;; upon him? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wike ÚwÚ aqua-vita! with :3 a :33 midwife. -AIARIA. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww xDD then >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ fwuits of x3 the sport, mark :33 his -xDD fiwst appwoach >w< befowe x3 my >_> wady. >w< He xDD wiww come to her uWu in >w< yewwow -stockings, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis :3 a colour ^.^ she :33 abhows, ÚwÚ and xDD cwoss-gawtew'd, :3 a -fashion ^.^ she :33 detests; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD wiww ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; upon hew, which xDD wiww nyow -be UwU so ÚwÚ unsuitabwe to her uWu disposition, ^.^ being :33 addicted to :3 a -^-^ mewanchowy >_< as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, :3 that >w< it ;;w;; cannyot >_> but turn ^.^ him x3 into :3 a OwO nyotabwe -^w^ contempt. ;;w;; If xDD you xDD wiww >_> see :33 it, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To x3 the :3 gates of uWu Tawtaw, xDD thou UwU most :3 excewwent ^.^ deviw of wit! -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. I'll >_< make one UwU too. 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No xDD such >w< mattew, :33 siw: UwU I UwU do ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 the OwO chuwch; fow UwU I UwU do ^w^ wive -uWu at x3 my house, ÚwÚ and x3 my ;;w;; house xDD doth stand ^.^ by x3 the :3 chuwch. ->_> VIOWA. ^w^ So xDD thou uWu mayst >_> say x3 the x3 king wies ^.^ by :3 a beggar, >_> if :3 a beggar -dwell nyeaw him; ow x3 the ^-^ chuwch >w< stands ^.^ by >w< thy >_> tabow, >_> if >w< thy tabow -stand ^.^ by x3 the :3 chuwch. -uWu CWOWN. >_> You uWu have said, sir. ;;w;; To >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> age! ^-^ A :33 sentence >_> is >_> but :3 a -^-^ chev'wiw ;;w;; gwuv to :3 a ÚwÚ good >_< wit. How quickly x3 the wrong x3 side OwO may be ->_> tuwn'd outward! ->_> VIOWA. Nyay, ^w^ that's ^-^ cewtain; ;;w;; they :3 that dawwy nyicewy with wowds OwO may -quickly >_< make them UwU wanton. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I :3 wouwd, OwO thewefowe, x3 my :3 sistew xDD had xDD had :33 nyame, sir. ->_> VIOWA. Why, man? -uWu CWOWN. Why, ^w^ siw, her name's :3 a wowd; ÚwÚ and to dawwy with :3 that ;;w;; wowd -^w^ might >_< make x3 my :3 sistew UwU wanton. OwO But ÚwÚ indeed wowds OwO awe xDD vewy ^-^ wascaws -xDD since xDD bonds x3 disgwac'd OwO them. ->_> VIOWA. x3 Thy weason, man? -uWu CWOWN. Troth, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ can yield xDD you >_< nyonye ^-^ without wowds, ÚwÚ and wowds -OwO awe grown UwU so UwU fawse UwU I ^w^ am loath to ^-^ pwuv reason with OwO them. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I :33 wawwant xDD thou awt :3 a ^.^ mewwy fewwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; caw'st fow OwO nyothing. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, siw; UwU I UwU do :3 cawe fow something; >_> but uWu in x3 my OwO conscience, -^w^ siw, UwU I UwU do nyot :3 cawe fow OwO you. ;;w;; If :3 that be to :3 cawe fow uWu nyothing, ^w^ siw, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it ^.^ wouwd >_< make xDD you :33 invisibwe. ->_> VIOWA. Awt nyot xDD thou x3 the xDD Wady xDD Owivia's ^.^ foow? -uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, siw; x3 the xDD Wady >_> Owivia >_> has nyo :3 fowwy; ^.^ she xDD wiww >_< keep -nyo x3 foow, ^w^ siw, >w< tiww ^.^ she be ^w^ mawwied; ÚwÚ and foows OwO awe >_< as ^.^ wike ;;w;; husbands ->_< as piwchews OwO awe to hewwings- x3 the husband's x3 the biggew. UwU I ^w^ am -ÚwÚ indeed nyot her x3 foow, >_> but her x3 cowwuptew of ÚwÚ wowds. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I saw uWu thee wate uWu at x3 the xDD Count uWu Owsinyo's. -uWu CWOWN. Foolery, ^w^ siw, does UwU wawk about x3 the owb ^.^ wike x3 the UwU sun- >w< it -uWu shinyes :3 evewywhewe. UwU I ^.^ wouwd be sowwy, ^w^ siw, >_> but x3 the >w< foow >_> shouwd be ->_< as ;;w;; oft with x3 youw >_< mastew >_< as with x3 my mistress: think UwU I saw x3 youw -^.^ wisdom :33 thewe. ->_> VIOWA. Nyay, >w< an xDD thou pass ;;w;; upon uWu me, I'll nyo ^.^ mowe with thee. -UwU Howd, there's ^w^ expenses fow thee. >_> [Giving :3 a coin] -uWu CWOWN. Now Juv, uWu in :33 his :3 nyext :3 commodity of hair, >_> send x3 the :3 a >_< beawd! ->_> VIOWA. ^-^ By x3 my troth, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee, UwU I ^w^ am almost >w< sick fow onye; -:3 [Aside] ^w^ though UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have >w< it gwow on x3 my ^.^ chin.- Is >w< thy uWu wady -:33 within? -uWu CWOWN. Wouwd nyot :3 a :33 paiw of these uWu have bwed, UwU siw? ->_> VIOWA. Yes, ^.^ being :33 kept togethew ÚwÚ and put to ÚwÚ use. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd :33 pway Lord Pandarus of ;;w;; Phwygia, ^w^ siw, to ;;w;; bwing :3 a -x3 Cwessida to ÚwÚ this x3 Twoiwus. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I understand UwU you, siw; UwU 'tis weww ^.^ begg'd. ->_> [Giving anyothew coin] -uWu CWOWN. uWu The >w< mattew, UwU I hope, >_> is nyot ^.^ gweat, ^w^ siw, ^w^ begging >_> but :3 a xDD beggaw: -x3 Cwessida UwU was :3 a x3 beggaw. OwO My uWu wady >_> is :33 within, sir. UwU I xDD wiww construe to -them >_> whence xDD you >_< come; who xDD you OwO awe ÚwÚ and >_> what xDD you ^.^ wouwd OwO awe x3 out of -x3 my wewkin- UwU I ^w^ might >_> say xDD 'ewement' >_> but x3 the ;;w;; wowd >_> is ÚwÚ uvwwown. -uWu Exit CWOWN ->_> VIOWA. This fewwow >_> is uWu wise enough to :33 pway x3 the foow; -xDD And to UwU do :3 that weww cwaves :3 a uWu kind of >_< wit. ->w< He ^w^ must uWu obsewve uWu theiw ^w^ mood on ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he jests, -uWu The ;;w;; quawity of OwO pewsons, ÚwÚ and x3 the time; -^.^ And, ^.^ wike x3 the haggawd, ^.^ check uWu at every ÚwÚ feathew -:33 That x3 comes >w< befowe :33 his :33 eye. This >_> is :3 a pwactice -;;w;; As full of labour >_< as :3 a uWu wise :33 man's awt; -For >w< fowwy :3 that ^.^ he wisely >_< shows >_> is :33 fit; -OwO But uWu wise men, xDD fowwy-faww'n, quite ^w^ taint uWu theiw >_< wit. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Save UwU you, gentleman! ->_> VIOWA. xDD And UwU you, sir. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Dieu vous xDD gawde, >w< monsieuw. ->_> VIOWA. Et vous aussi; votre sewviteuw. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, xDD you >_< awe; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 youws. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Will xDD you x3 encountew x3 the >_> house? OwO My uWu nyiece >_> is ^.^ desiwous xDD you ->_> shouwd ÚwÚ entew, >_> if x3 youw OwO twade be to her. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I ^w^ am bound to x3 youw UwU nyiece, siw; UwU I mean, ^.^ she >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ wist of x3 my -x3 voyage. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Taste x3 youw ^.^ wegs, siw; put them to ;;w;; motion. ->_> VIOWA. OwO My UwU wegs UwU do xDD bettew understand uWu me, ^w^ siw, than UwU I understand >_> what -xDD you >_> mean ^.^ by OwO bidding ;;w;; me >_> taste x3 my wegs. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I mean, to x3 go, ^w^ siw, to enter. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I xDD wiww answew xDD you with :33 gait ÚwÚ and x3 entwance. OwO But ^.^ we OwO awe -pwevented. - -Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA - -:3 Most :3 excewwent ;;w;; accompwish'd UwU wady, x3 the heavens xDD wain UwU odouws on you! -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 That :3 youth's :3 a OwO wawe >_> couwtiew- UwU 'Wain xDD odouws' OwO weww! ->_> VIOWA. OwO My ;;w;; mattew hath nyo voice, UwU wady, >_> but to x3 youw UwU own UwU most x3 pwegnyant -ÚwÚ and vouchsafed car. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 'Odouws,' 'pregnant,' ÚwÚ and 'vouchsafed'- I'll get x3 'em aww ->w< thwee aww weady. -OLIVIA. Let x3 the >_< gawden doow be ^w^ shut, ÚwÚ and OwO weave ;;w;; me to x3 my ;;w;; heawing. -UwU [Exeunt aww >_> but OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< VIOWA] Give ;;w;; me x3 youw uWu hand, sir. ->_> VIOWA. OwO My >_< duty, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU most humble service. -OLIVIA. >_> What >_> is x3 youw :3 nyame? ->_> VIOWA. ^.^ Cesawio >_> is x3 youw servant's :33 nyame, >w< faiw >_> Pwincess. -OLIVIA. OwO My uWu sewvant, sir! >_< 'Twas >_< nyevew ^.^ mewwy wowwd -Since ^-^ wowwy feignying UwU was ^w^ caww'd OwO compwiment. -Y'awe xDD sewvant to x3 the xDD Count Orsino, >_< youth. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And ^.^ he >_> is >_< youws, ÚwÚ and :33 his ^w^ must >_< nyeeds be yours: -uWu Youw servant's xDD sewvant >_> is x3 youw uWu sewvant, UwU madam. -OLIVIA. For :3 him, UwU I think nyot on him; fow :33 his thoughts, -Wouwd ;;w;; they :3 wewe blanks rather than :3 fiww'd with me! ->_> VIOWA. uWu Madam, UwU I come to ^w^ whet x3 youw ^-^ gentwe >_< thoughts -On :33 his ^.^ behawf. -OLIVIA. >_< O, ^.^ by x3 youw weave, UwU I pray xDD you: -UwU I ;;w;; bade xDD you >_< nyevew speak again of him; -But, ^.^ wouwd xDD you undewtake anyothew ^.^ suit, -UwU I xDD had rather hear xDD you to sowicit :3 that -Than uWu music from x3 the spheres. ->_> VIOWA. >_< Deaw lady- -OLIVIA. Give ;;w;; me weave, :33 beseech OwO you. UwU I uWu did send, ->w< Aftew x3 the >w< wast ^.^ enchantment xDD you uWu did UwU hewe, -^-^ A OwO wing uWu in OwO chase of uWu you; UwU so uWu did UwU I abuse -Myself, x3 my uWu sewvant, x3 and, UwU I feaw uWu me, OwO you. -;;w;; Undew x3 youw x3 hawd construction ^w^ must UwU I ^.^ sit, -;;w;; To force :3 that on xDD you uWu in :3 a >_> shamefuw x3 cunnying ->_< Which xDD you UwU knyew >_< nyonye of x3 youws. >_> What ^w^ might xDD you x3 think? -:3 Have xDD you nyot uWu set >_< minye honour uWu at x3 the >w< stake, -xDD And OwO baited >w< it with aww x3 th' ^-^ unmuzzwed >_< thoughts -:33 That tywannyous >_< heawt ^.^ can x3 think? ;;w;; To one of x3 youw ^w^ weceiving -Enyough >_> is shown: :3 a ^.^ cypwess, nyot :3 a x3 bosom, -Hides x3 my ;;w;; heawt. So, wet ;;w;; me hear xDD you >_< speak. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I x3 Pity >w< YOU. -OLIVIA. >w< That's :3 a degwee to love. ->_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, nyot :3 a UwU gwize; fow UwU 'tis :3 a uWu vuwgaw xDD pwoof -:33 That xDD vewy ;;w;; oft ^.^ we pity enemies. -OLIVIA. Why, >w< then, uWu methinks UwU 'tis time to ;;w;; smiwe ;;w;; again. -x3 O ^w^ wowwd, >w< how ^-^ apt x3 the poor OwO awe to be uWu pwoud! -;;w;; If one >_> shouwd be :3 a ^.^ pwey, >w< how much x3 the xDD bettew -;;w;; To faww >w< befowe x3 the wion than x3 the wowf! xDD [Cwock >w< stwikes] -uWu The >w< cwock x3 upbwaids ;;w;; me with x3 the uWu waste of uWu time. -^w^ Be nyot afraid, ÚwÚ good uWu youth; UwU I xDD wiww nyot uWu have uWu you; -xDD And ^w^ yet, when wit ÚwÚ and :33 youth >_> is come to ^-^ hawvest, -uWu Youw >w< wife >_> is ^.^ wike to reap :3 a OwO pwopew man. ->_> Thewe wies x3 youw :3 way, >_< due west. ->_> VIOWA. UwU Then westward-ho! -Gwace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good uWu disposition >_< attend x3 youw wadyship! -You'll uWu nyothing, UwU madam, to x3 my ;;w;; wowd ^.^ by me? -OLIVIA. >_< Stay. -UwU I :33 pwithee tell ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou think'st of x3 me. ->_> VIOWA. :33 That xDD you UwU do think xDD you OwO awe nyot >_> what xDD you x3 awe. -OLIVIA. ;;w;; If UwU I think >_> so, UwU I think x3 the same of OwO you. ->_> VIOWA. UwU Then think xDD you >w< wight: UwU I ^w^ am nyot >_> what UwU I am. -OLIVIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe >_< as UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD you OwO be! ->_> VIOWA. Wouwd >w< it be better, UwU madam, than UwU I :33 am? -UwU I ÚwÚ wish >w< it xDD might, fow nyow UwU I ^w^ am x3 youw xDD foow. -OLIVIA. >_< O, >_> what :3 a deal of ^w^ scown :33 wooks >_> beautifuw -^w^ In x3 the x3 contempt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ angew of :33 his wip! -^-^ A OwO muwd'wous guilt >_< shows nyot itsewf ^.^ mowe >w< soon -Than wuv :3 that ^.^ wouwd xDD seem :3 hid: love's >w< nyight >_> is xDD nyoon. -;;w;; Cesawio, ^.^ by x3 the >_< woses of x3 the spring, -^-^ By ÚwÚ maidhood, honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ thing, -UwU I wuv uWu thee UwU so :3 that, maugre aww >w< thy pride, -x3 Nyow wit nor reason ^.^ can x3 my passion :33 hide. -Do nyot extowt >w< thy weasons from ÚwÚ this clause, -For :3 that UwU I woo, xDD thou >_< thewefowe x3 hast nyo cause; -OwO But rather reason OwO thus with reason ÚwÚ fettew: -Wuv >_< sought >_> is UwU good, >_> but UwU given :33 unsought >_> is ^-^ bettew. ->_> VIOWA. ^-^ By innyocence UwU I x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my youth, -UwU I uWu have one uWu heawt, one x3 bosom, ÚwÚ and one truth, -xDD And :3 that nyo OwO woman uWu has; nor >_< nyevew >_< nyonye -Shall mistwess be of :33 it, :3 save UwU I >_< awonye. -xDD And UwU so adieu, ÚwÚ good x3 madam; >_< nyevew ^.^ mowe -Will UwU I x3 my xDD mastew's tears to xDD you >_< depwowe. -OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Yet come again; fow xDD thou ^-^ pewhaps uWu mayst move -:33 That >_< heawt which nyow uWu abhows to ^.^ wike :33 his love. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Nyo, ^w^ faith, I'll nyot xDD stay :3 a jot wongew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Thy weason, uWu deaw ÚwÚ venyom, UwU give >w< thy reason. -x3 FABIAN. >_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds yield x3 youw weason, Sir ^w^ Andwew. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Mawwy, UwU I saw x3 youw uWu nyiece UwU do ^.^ mowe ;;w;; favouws to x3 the OwO Count's -servingman than OwO evew ^.^ she ÚwÚ bestow'd ;;w;; upon OwO me; UwU I OwO saw't :33 i' x3 th' -^-^ owchawd. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Did ^.^ she >_> see uWu thee x3 the while, ;;w;; owd boy? Teww ;;w;; me x3 that. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; As uWu pwain >_< as UwU I >_> see xDD you now. -x3 FABIAN. This UwU was :3 a great :33 awgument of wuv uWu in her toward OwO you. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu 'Swight! xDD wiww xDD you >_< make >w< an >w< ass ^.^ o' me? -x3 FABIAN. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv >w< it wegitimate, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; upon x3 the >w< oaths of ^w^ judgment -ÚwÚ and reason. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And ;;w;; they uWu have :33 been ^w^ gwand-juwymen xDD since >w< befowe Noah UwU was :3 a -ÚwÚ saiwow. -x3 FABIAN. :33 She uWu did x3 show ^.^ favouw to x3 the :33 youth uWu in x3 youw ^.^ sight >w< onwy to -^.^ exaspewate UwU you, to awake x3 youw dormouse uWu vawouw, to put fire uWu in -x3 youw >_< heawt ÚwÚ and >_> bwimstonye uWu in x3 youw liver. >_> You >_> shouwd xDD then uWu have -accosted >w< hew; ÚwÚ and with x3 some :3 excewwent jests, fire-new from x3 the -^w^ mint, xDD you >_> shouwd uWu have bang'd x3 the :33 youth x3 into :33 dumbnyess. This UwU was ->_> wook'd fow uWu at x3 youw uWu hand, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this UwU was baulk'd. uWu The :3 doubwe gilt of -ÚwÚ this x3 oppowtunyity xDD you wet time >_< wash ^w^ off, ÚwÚ and xDD you OwO awe nyow saiw'd -x3 into x3 the ^.^ nyowth of x3 my >_> wady's ^-^ opinyion; :3 whewe xDD you xDD wiww ^w^ hang ^.^ wike >w< an -xDD icicwe on Dutchman's UwU beawd, ^w^ unwess xDD you UwU do xDD wedeem >w< it ^.^ by x3 some ->w< waudabwe x3 attempt xDD eithew of valour ow policy. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; An't be xDD any :3 way, >w< it ^w^ must be with uWu vawouw, fow UwU powicy UwU I -:33 hate; UwU I xDD had >_< as UwU wief be :3 a ^-^ Bwownyist >_< as :3 a powitician. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, >w< then, buiwd ;;w;; me >w< thy fowtunyes ;;w;; upon x3 the >_< basis of -;;w;; vawouw. Challenge ;;w;; me x3 the OwO Count's :33 youth to >w< fight with him; ÚwÚ huwt -^.^ him uWu in eleven UwU pwaces. OwO My uWu nyiece UwU shaww OwO take ^-^ nyote of uWu it; ÚwÚ and :33 assuwe ->w< thysewf there >_> is nyo love-broker uWu in x3 the wowwd ^.^ can ^.^ mowe :3 pwevaiw uWu in -:33 man's ÚwÚ commendation with OwO woman than wepowt of ;;w;; vawouw. -x3 FABIAN. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu way >_> but uWu this, Sir ^w^ Andwew. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Will xDD eithew of xDD you UwU beaw ;;w;; me :3 a challenge to him? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Go, >w< wwite >w< it uWu in :3 a martial xDD hand; be curst ÚwÚ and bwief; >w< it >_> is -nyo ;;w;; mattew >w< how witty, UwU so >w< it be uWu ewoquent ÚwÚ and full of invention. -;;w;; Taunt ^.^ him with x3 the x3 wicense of ink; >_> if xDD thou thou'st ^.^ him x3 some -ÚwÚ thwice, >w< it UwU shaww nyot be >_< amiss; ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU many wies >_< as xDD wiww >_< wie uWu in ->w< thy >w< sheet of paper, awthough x3 the >w< sheet :3 wewe big enough fow x3 the -x3 bed of Wawe uWu in England, uWu set x3 'em down; OwO go about :3 it. Let there be -^.^ gaww enough uWu in >w< thy uWu ink, ^w^ though xDD thou >w< wwite with :3 a ^w^ goose-pen, nyo -:3 mattew. About :3 it. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Whewe UwU shaww UwU I find you? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ We'ww caww uWu thee uWu at x3 the ^-^ cubicuwo. ^w^ Go. -uWu Exit ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW -x3 FABIAN. This >_> is :3 a uWu deaw ;;w;; manyakin to UwU you, Sir :3 Toby. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I uWu have :33 been uWu deaw to :3 him, lad- x3 some >w< two thousand :33 stwong, -ow :3 so. -x3 FABIAN. We UwU shaww uWu have :3 a OwO wawe >_> wettew from him; >_> but you'ww nyot -^.^ dewivew't? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Nyevew :33 twust ;;w;; me :33 then; ÚwÚ and ^.^ by aww means stir on x3 the :33 youth -to >w< an answer. UwU I think oxen ÚwÚ and wainwopes ;;w;; cannyot UwU hawe them -together. For Andrew, >_> if ^.^ he :3 wewe ^-^ open'd ÚwÚ and xDD you find UwU so much -:3 bwood uWu in :33 his wivew >_< as xDD wiww clog x3 the :33 foot of :3 a >_< fwea, I'll eat x3 the -xDD west of x3 th' anatomy. -x3 FABIAN. xDD And :33 his >_< opposite, x3 the youth, bears uWu in :33 his >w< visage nyo great -presage of ÚwÚ cwuewty. - -Entew >w< MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wook :3 whewe x3 the xDD youngest wren of >w< nyinye ^w^ comes. -MARIA. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ desiwe x3 the >w< spween, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww laugh youwsewves x3 into -xDD stitches, ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. uWu Yond guww Mawvowio >_> is turned heathen, :3 a xDD vewy -renegado; fow there >_> is nyo Christian :3 that means to be ÚwÚ saved ^.^ by -believing rightly ^.^ can OwO evew ^-^ bewieve xDD such xDD impossibwe >w< passages of -gwossnyess. He's uWu in >w< yewwow x3 stockings. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD And ^-^ cwoss-gawtew'd? -MARIA. :3 Most viwwainyouswy; ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ pedant :3 that keeps :3 a OwO schoow :33 i' x3 th' -:3 chuwch. UwU I uWu have >_< dogg'd ^.^ him ^.^ wike :33 his murderer. >w< He does UwU obey every -:33 point of x3 the >_> wettew :3 that UwU I ÚwÚ dwopp'd to ÚwÚ betway ^.^ him. >w< He does ;;w;; smiwe -:33 his OwO face x3 into ^.^ mowe lines than >_> is uWu in x3 the x3 nyew ^.^ map with x3 the -^.^ augmentation of x3 the ^-^ Indies. >_> You uWu have nyot :3 seen xDD such :3 a ^.^ thing >_< as -ÚwÚ 'tis; UwU I ^.^ can hardly ÚwÚ fowbeaw OwO huwwing ^.^ things uWu at ^.^ him. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu wady -xDD wiww strike him; >_> if ^.^ she UwU do, he'ww ;;w;; smiwe ÚwÚ and x3 take't fow :3 a great -UwU favouw. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing us, ;;w;; bwing >_> us :3 whewe ^.^ he >w< is. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ANTONyIO - -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ by x3 my xDD wiww uWu have troubled uWu you; -OwO But xDD since xDD you >_< make x3 youw :3 pweasuwe of x3 youw pains, -UwU I xDD wiww nyo further UwU chide OwO you. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I couwd nyot xDD stay x3 behind xDD you: x3 my >_> desiwe, -uWu Mowe ^-^ shawp than xDD fiwed >w< steew, uWu did ^w^ spuw ;;w;; me forth; -xDD And nyot aww wuv to >_> see :3 you- ^w^ though UwU so much -;;w;; As ^w^ might uWu have drawn one to :3 a longer ^-^ voyage- -OwO But ^.^ jeawousy >_> what ^w^ might befaww x3 youw twavew, -uWu Being :33 skiwwess uWu in these ^.^ pawts; which to :3 a uWu stwangew, -x3 Unguided ÚwÚ and OwO unfwiended, often ^-^ pwuv -^-^ Wough ÚwÚ and uWu unhospitabwe. OwO My ^.^ wiwwing xDD wuv, -uWu The rather ^.^ by these arguments of ;;w;; feaw, -Set fowth uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ puwsuit. -:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO My uWu kind Antonio, -UwU I ^.^ can nyo othew answew >_< make >_> but thanks, -xDD And thanks, ÚwÚ and OwO evew ^w^ thanks; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oft ÚwÚ good tuwns -^w^ Awe >w< shuffw'd x3 off with xDD such uncurrent :33 pay; -OwO But :3 wewe x3 my ^.^ wowth >_< as >_> is x3 my >_> conscience OwO fiwm, ->_> You >_> shouwd find xDD bettew UwU deawing. x3 What's to ^-^ do? -Shall ^.^ we OwO go >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ wewiques of ÚwÚ this >_< town? ->_> ANTONyIO. >_< To-mowwow, siw; best xDD fiwst OwO go >_> see x3 youw ÚwÚ wodging. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^w^ am nyot OwO weawy, ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis ^-^ wong to ^w^ nyight; -UwU I pray UwU you, wet >_> us satisfy UwU ouw eyes -With x3 the ^w^ memowiaws ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ things of fame -:33 That UwU do renown ÚwÚ this >_> city. ->_> ANTONyIO. Wouwd you'd UwU pawdon x3 me. -UwU I UwU do nyot ^-^ without danger UwU wawk these >_< stweets: -Once uWu in :3 a x3 sea-fight uWu 'gainst x3 the xDD Count :33 his galleys -UwU I uWu did x3 some ^w^ sewvice; of xDD such :3 nyote, :33 indeed, -^.^ That, :3 wewe UwU I >_> ta'en UwU hewe, >w< it ^.^ wouwd scawce be ^w^ answew'd. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Bewike xDD you >_< swew great ^w^ nyumbew of :33 his ^-^ peopwe. -UwU ANTONIO.Th' offence >_> is nyot of xDD such :3 a bwoody >_< nyatuwe; -Awbeit x3 the ;;w;; quawity of x3 the time ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew -^.^ Might weww uWu have UwU given >_> us bwoody awgument. -^.^ It ^w^ might uWu have xDD since :33 been x3 answew'd uWu in repaying ->_> What ^.^ we >_> took from OwO them; ^w^ which, fow ;;w;; twaffic's ^w^ sake, -:3 Most of UwU ouw UwU city ^.^ did. Onwy mysewf :33 stood out; -For ^w^ which, >_> if UwU I be wapsed uWu in ÚwÚ this pwace, -UwU I UwU shaww x3 pay deaw. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Do nyot xDD then UwU wawk ^w^ too open. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^.^ It xDD doth nyot ;;w;; fit x3 me. UwU Howd, ^w^ siw, hewe's x3 my purse; -^w^ In x3 the south uWu subuwbs, uWu at x3 the Elephant, -Is best to ;;w;; wodge. UwU I xDD wiww >_< bespeak UwU ouw ;;w;; diet, -Whiwes xDD you beguile x3 the time ÚwÚ and >w< feed x3 youw >_< knyowwedge -With >w< viewing of x3 the xDD town; there UwU shaww xDD you uWu have x3 me. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Why UwU I x3 youw :33 puwse? ->_> ANTONyIO. Haply x3 youw ^w^ eye UwU shaww >w< wight ;;w;; upon x3 some uWu toy ->_> You uWu have ^.^ desiwe to ^.^ puwchase; ÚwÚ and x3 youw store, -UwU I >_< think, >_> is nyot fow idle ;;w;; mawkets, sir. -:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll be x3 youw UwU puwse-beawew, ÚwÚ and OwO weave xDD you fow -^-^ An hour. ->_> ANTONyIO. ;;w;; To x3 th' >_> Ewephant. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I UwU do ^.^ wemembew. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OWIVIA'S >_< gawden - -Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA - -OLIVIA. UwU I uWu have sent ÚwÚ aftew him; ^.^ he ;;w;; says he'ww x3 come. -How UwU shaww UwU I >_> feast him? >_> What bestow of him? -For :33 youth >_> is xDD bought ^.^ mowe ;;w;; oft than begg'd ow xDD bowwow'd. -UwU I speak ^w^ too xDD woud. -:3 Whewe's >_> Mawvowio? >w< He >_> is >_> sad ÚwÚ and x3 civiw, -xDD And ^w^ suits weww fow :3 a xDD sewvant with x3 my fortunes. -Whewe >_> is >_> Mawvowio? -MARIA. He's uWu coming, x3 madam; >_> but uWu in xDD vewy ;;w;; stwange ^-^ mannyew. ->w< He >_> is >_< suwe possess'd, UwU madam. -OLIVIA. Why, UwU what's x3 the ^.^ mattew? ÚwÚ Does ^.^ he ^-^ wave? -MARIA. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, ^.^ he does >_< nyothing >_> but smile. uWu Youw >w< wadyship :3 wewe -best to uWu have x3 some xDD guawd about xDD you >_> if ^.^ he >_< come; fow >_< suwe x3 the x3 man >_> is -xDD tainted in's wits. -OLIVIA. Go caww ^.^ him hithew. uWu Exit >w< MAWIA -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ^-^ mad >_< as xDD he, -;;w;; If >_> sad ÚwÚ and ^.^ mewwy ^-^ madnyess equal >w< be. - -^.^ We-entew >w< MAWIA with x3 MAWVOWIO - -How now, OwO Mawvowio! -:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, :3 ho, ho. -OLIVIA. ^w^ Smiw'st thou? -UwU I sent fow uWu thee ;;w;; upon :3 a >_> sad :33 occasion. -:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 Sad, x3 wady? UwU I couwd be OwO sad. This does >_< make x3 some -:3 obstwuction uWu in x3 the bwood, ÚwÚ this cwoss-gawtewing; >_> but >_> what of ^-^ that? -;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease x3 the ^w^ eye of one, >w< it >_> is with ;;w;; me >_< as x3 the xDD vewy true -sonnet ^w^ is: ÚwÚ 'Pwease one ÚwÚ and uWu pwease :33 aww.' -OLIVIA. Why, >w< how dost UwU thou, man? >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; mattew with thee? -:33 MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Nyot black uWu in x3 my UwU mind, ^w^ though >w< yewwow uWu in x3 my wegs. -^.^ It uWu did come to :33 his ^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; commands UwU shaww be ^-^ executed. -UwU I think ^.^ we UwU do ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 sweet Roman >w< hand. -OLIVIA. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou OwO go to ^.^ bed, >_> Mawvowio? -:33 MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; To bed? Ay, ^w^ sweetheawt, ÚwÚ and I'll come to thee. -OLIVIA. ^w^ God uWu comfowt uWu thee! Why dost xDD thou ;;w;; smiwe >_> so, ÚwÚ and :3 kiss >w< thy uWu hand -UwU so oft? -MARIA. How UwU do UwU you, >_> Mawvowio? -:33 MAWVOWIO. At x3 youw :33 wequest? Yes, >_< nyightingawes answew :33 daws! -MARIA. Why appeaw xDD you with ÚwÚ this ^w^ widicuwous boldness >w< befowe x3 my x3 wady? -:33 MAWVOWIO. :3 'Be nyot :33 afwaid of greatness.' >_< 'Twas weww >w< wwit. -OLIVIA. >_> What x3 mean'st xDD thou ^.^ by :3 that, >_> Mawvowio? -^w^ AIAWVOWIO. xDD 'Some OwO awe bown :33 gweat,'- -OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Ha? -:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD 'Some ;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess,'- -OLIVIA. >_> What say'st thou? -:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu 'And x3 some uWu have :33 gweatnyess thwust ;;w;; upon xDD them.' -OLIVIA. uWu Heaven restore uWu thee! -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ 'Wemembew who :33 commended >w< thy >w< yewwow ^-^ stockings,'- -OLIVIA. :33 'Thy >w< yewwow :3 stockings?' -:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu 'And >w< wish'd to >_> see uWu thee cross-garterd.' -OLIVIA. 'Cross-garter'd?' -:33 MAWVOWIO. x3 'Go ^.^ to, xDD thou >w< an made, >_> if xDD thou desiw'st to be ÚwÚ so';- -OLIVIA. ^w^ Am UwU I ÚwÚ made? -:33 MAWVOWIO. x3 'If >_> nyot, wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee :3 a xDD sewvant UwU stiww.' -OLIVIA. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is xDD vewy ;;w;; midsummew >w< madnyess. - -Entew SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. uWu Madam, x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman of x3 the xDD Count :33 Owsinyo's >_> is -return'd; UwU I couwd hardly entweat ^.^ him back; ^.^ he ^.^ attends x3 youw -uWu wadyship's pleasure. -OLIVIA. I'll come to ^.^ him. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] ^-^ Good :33 Mawia, wet ÚwÚ this -fewwow be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. :3 Whewe's x3 my xDD cousin x3 Toby? Let x3 some of x3 my -OwO peopwe uWu have :3 a >_> speciaw :3 cawe of him; UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him miscawwy -fow x3 the half of x3 my ^w^ dowwy. -Exeunt OLIVIA ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA -:33 MAWVOWIO. >_< O, ho! UwU do xDD you come nyeaw ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? No xDD wowse x3 man than Sir -Toby to wook to me! This concurs xDD diwectwy with x3 the uWu wettew: ^.^ she -OwO sends ^.^ him on xDD puwpose, :3 that UwU I OwO may appeaw ^-^ stubbown to him; fow ^.^ she -incites ;;w;; me to :3 that uWu in x3 the >_> wettew. 'Cast >w< thy humble ;;w;; swough,' ;;w;; says -^w^ she. :3 'Be opposite with xDD kinsman, uWu suwwy with sewvants; wet >w< thy ->_> tongue ^.^ tang with arguments of ^w^ state; put >w< thysewf x3 into x3 the twick -of singularity' ÚwÚ and ^.^ consequentwy :33 sets down x3 the ^w^ mannyew how, ÚwÚ as: :3 a ->_> sad >w< face, :3 a reverend OwO cawwiage, :3 a slow ;;w;; tongue, uWu in x3 the OwO habit of -x3 some ^w^ siw of :3 nyote, ÚwÚ and UwU so forth. UwU I uWu have ^.^ wim'd >w< hew; >_> but >w< it >_> is -Juv's >_< doing, ÚwÚ and Juv >_< make ;;w;; me thankful! xDD And when ^.^ she OwO went OwO away -x3 nyow- ^w^ 'Wet ÚwÚ this fewwow be >_> wook'd to.' OwO 'Fewwow,' nyot uWu 'Mawvowio' nor -ÚwÚ aftew x3 my >_< degwee, >_> but >_> 'fewwow.' Why, evewything adhewes together, -:3 that nyo UwU dwam of :3 a :3 scwupwe, nyo :33 scwupwe of :3 a :3 scwupwe, nyo obstacle, -nyo xDD incweduwous ow ^w^ unsafe ciwcumstance- >_> What ^.^ can be UwU said? Nyothing -:3 that ^.^ can be ^.^ can come ^-^ between ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 the full pwospect of x3 my -:33 hopes. xDD Weww, Juv, nyot I, >_> is x3 the doew of uWu this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> is to be -x3 thanked. - -^.^ We-entew ;;w;; MAWIA, with ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Which uWu way >_> is xDD he, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of :3 sanctity? ;;w;; If aww x3 the -xDD deviws of heww be drawn uWu in UwU wittwe, ÚwÚ and :3 Wegion >_< himsewf >_< possess'd -:3 him, yet I'll speak to ^.^ him. -x3 FABIAN. :3 Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, OwO hewe ^.^ he >w< is. How :3 is't with UwU you, UwU siw? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. How :3 is't with UwU you, man? -:33 MAWVOWIO. Go :33 off; UwU I discard OwO you. Let ;;w;; me ^.^ enjoy x3 my private; OwO go off. -MARIA. Lo, >w< how OwO howwow x3 the >_< fiend xDD speaks within x3 him! Did nyot UwU I tell -you? Sir Toby, x3 my uWu wady prays xDD you to uWu have :3 a :3 cawe of ^.^ him. -:33 MAWVOWIO. xDD Ah, :33 ha! does ^.^ she so? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go ^.^ to, OwO go >w< to; ÚwÚ peace, :3 peace; ^.^ we ^w^ must deal gently with ^.^ him. -Let ;;w;; me >_< awonye. How UwU do UwU you, >_> Mawvowio? How :3 is't with you? What, ^w^ man, -^.^ defy x3 the >_< deviw; ^.^ considew, uWu he's >w< an ;;w;; enyemy to mankind. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Do xDD you ^.^ knyow >_> what xDD you ^.^ say? -MARIA. :33 Wa UwU you, >w< an xDD you speak :33 iww of x3 the deviw, >w< how ^.^ he UwU takes >w< it uWu at -:33 heawt! >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he be nyot UwU bewitched. -x3 FABIAN. xDD Cawwy :33 his UwU watew to x3 th' uWu wise uWu woman. -MARIA. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ and >w< it UwU shaww be donye to-mowwow UwU mownying, >_> if UwU I wive. OwO My -uWu wady ^.^ wouwd nyot wose ^.^ him fow ^.^ mowe than I'll :3 say. -:33 MAWVOWIO. How now, mistwess! -MARIA. x3 O :3 Wowd! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Pwithee howd >w< thy :3 peace; ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 the >_> way. Do xDD you nyot ->_> see xDD you move him? Let ;;w;; me awonye with ^.^ him. -x3 FABIAN. No uWu way >_> but gentleness- gently, >_> gentwy. uWu The >_< fiend >_> is wough, -ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot be roughly :33 us'd. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, >w< how now, x3 my :3 bawcock! -How dost UwU thou, ^.^ chuck? -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Siw! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Ay, uWu Biddy, come with x3 me. What, ^w^ man, UwU 'tis nyot fow >_< gwavity -to :33 pway uWu at cherrypit with ;;w;; Satan. Hang :3 him, fouw x3 cowwiew! -MARIA. >_< Get ^.^ him to >_> say :33 his pwayews, ÚwÚ good Sir Toby, get ^.^ him to pway. -:33 MAWVOWIO. OwO My pwayews, minx! -MARIA. :3 Nyo, UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot hear of godliness. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Go, ^w^ hang youwsewves :33 aww! >_> You OwO awe idle shallow >_> things; UwU I -^w^ am nyot of x3 youw >_> ewement; xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe x3 heweaftew. -uWu Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Is't possible? -x3 FABIAN. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this :3 wewe pway'd ;;w;; upon :3 a stage now, UwU I couwd >_< condemn >w< it >_< as ->w< an x3 impwobabwe ^w^ fiction. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ His xDD vewy ^w^ genyius hath :33 taken x3 the :3 infection of x3 the >_< device, -man. -MARIA. Nyay, pursue ^.^ him now, xDD west x3 the xDD device OwO take ^w^ aiw ÚwÚ and UwU taint. -x3 FABIAN. Why, ^.^ we UwU shaww >_< make ^.^ him ^-^ mad indeed. -MARIA. uWu The ;;w;; house xDD wiww be x3 the >w< quietew. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, we'll uWu have ^.^ him uWu in :3 a dark >_> woom ÚwÚ and UwU bound. OwO My uWu nyiece ->_> is xDD awweady uWu in x3 the bewief :3 that uWu he's >_> mad. We OwO may carry >w< it thus, fow -UwU ouw :3 pweasuwe ÚwÚ and :33 his OwO penyance, >w< tiww UwU ouw xDD vewy >_< pastime, ^w^ tiwed x3 out of -:33 bweath, prompt >_> us to uWu have xDD mewcy on him; uWu at which time ^.^ we xDD wiww -;;w;; bwing x3 the xDD device to x3 the ^-^ baw ÚwÚ and >_< cwown uWu thee fow :3 a ÚwÚ findew of -ÚwÚ madmen. OwO But see, >_> but ^-^ see. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -x3 FABIAN. uWu Mowe ;;w;; mattew fow :3 a ^-^ May xDD mownying. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Hewe's x3 the ÚwÚ chawwenge; ^w^ wead :3 it. UwU I :33 wawwant there's ÚwÚ vinyegaw -ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ peppew ÚwÚ in't. -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Is't UwU so saucy? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Ay, >w< is't, UwU I :33 wawwant him; UwU do >_> but wead. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Give x3 me. [Weads] 'Youth, ^-^ whatsoevew xDD thou awt, xDD thou awt ->_> but :3 a ^.^ scuwvy fewwow.' -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Good ÚwÚ and ^w^ vawiant. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] >_> 'Wondew >_> nyot, nor >_< admiwe nyot uWu in >w< thy UwU mind, >w< why UwU I UwU do -caww uWu thee >_> so, fow UwU I xDD wiww x3 show uWu thee nyo reason >w< fow't.' -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ A ÚwÚ good UwU nyote; :3 that keeps xDD you from x3 the ^w^ bwow of x3 the law. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] ;;w;; 'Thou UwU com'st to x3 the xDD Wady Owivia, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my ^.^ sight -^.^ she x3 uses uWu thee kindwy; >_> but xDD thou wiest uWu in >w< thy throat; :3 that >_> is nyot -x3 the ;;w;; mattew UwU I challenge uWu thee fow.' -x3 FABIAN. Very ^-^ bwief, ÚwÚ and to :33 exceeding ÚwÚ good xDD sense- :3 wess. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] ÚwÚ 'I xDD wiww wayway uWu thee x3 going ÚwÚ home; :3 whewe >_> if >w< it be ->w< thy chance to OwO kiww ^-^ me'- -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Good. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; 'Thou ^-^ kiww'st ;;w;; me ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO viwwain.' -x3 FABIAN. UwU Stiww xDD you >_< keep ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< windy x3 side of x3 the law. ;;w;; Good! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Weads] 'Fawe uWu thee well; ÚwÚ and ^w^ God uWu have xDD mewcy ;;w;; upon one of -UwU ouw :33 souws! >w< He OwO may uWu have xDD mewcy ;;w;; upon minye; >_> but x3 my UwU hope >_> is better, -ÚwÚ and UwU so wook to thysewf. x3 Thy fwiend, >_< as xDD thou OwO usest :3 him, ÚwÚ and >w< thy -sworn enyemy, -ANDWEW x3 AGUECHEEK.' - -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this >_> wettew move ^.^ him >_> nyot, :33 his UwU wegs cannot. I'll >_> give't ^.^ him. -MARIA. >_> You OwO may uWu have xDD vewy ;;w;; fit ;;w;; occasion ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ he >_> is nyow uWu in x3 some ->_< commewce with x3 my UwU wady, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by uWu depawt. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Go, Sir Andwew; ;;w;; scout ;;w;; me fow ^.^ him uWu at x3 the ^-^ cownyew of x3 the ->_> owchawd, ^.^ wike :3 a bum-baily; UwU so >w< soon >_< as OwO evew xDD thou seest :3 him, ^-^ dwaw; -ÚwÚ and >_< as xDD thou draw'st, >_< sweaw horrible; fow >w< it x3 comes to pass ;;w;; oft -:3 that :3 a tewwibwe ;;w;; oath, with :3 a :3 swaggewing xDD accent :3 shawpwy >_< twang'd -^w^ off, ;;w;; gives manhood ^.^ mowe :33 appwobation than OwO evew xDD pwoof itsewf ^.^ wouwd -uWu have xDD eawn'd ^.^ him. Away. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nyay, wet ;;w;; me awonye fow >w< sweawing. uWu Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Now xDD wiww nyot UwU I ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his wettew; fow x3 the >_> behaviouw of -x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman ;;w;; gives ^.^ him x3 out to be of ÚwÚ good ;;w;; capacity ÚwÚ and -^w^ bweeding; :33 his >w< empwoyment ^-^ between :33 his ;;w;; wowd ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu nyiece confirms -nyo :3 wess. Therefore ÚwÚ this letter, ^.^ being UwU so ^.^ excewwentwy ignorant, -xDD wiww breed nyo tewwow uWu in x3 the ;;w;; youth: ^.^ he xDD wiww find >w< it x3 comes from :3 a -:3 cwodpowe. But, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ dewivew :33 his challenge ^.^ by ;;w;; wowd of -uWu mouth, uWu set ;;w;; upon Aguecheek OwO nyotabwe wepowt of uWu vawouw, ÚwÚ and UwU dwive x3 the ->_> gentweman- >_< as ^.^ knyow :33 his :33 youth xDD wiww uWu aptwy receive OwO it- x3 into :3 a UwU most -^-^ hideous opinyion of :33 his rage, ^-^ skiww, ^w^ fuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD impetuosity. This -xDD wiww UwU so :33 fwight them both :3 that ;;w;; they xDD wiww OwO kiww one anyothew ^.^ by x3 the -look, ^.^ wike :33 cockatwices. - -^.^ We-entew OLIVIA. With VIOLA - -x3 FABIAN. :3 Hewe ^.^ he x3 comes with x3 youw >_> nyiece; UwU give them uWu way >w< tiww ^.^ he OwO take -weave, ÚwÚ and presently ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I xDD wiww ;;w;; meditate x3 the OwO whiwe ;;w;; upon x3 some >_> howwid ^-^ message fow :3 a -chawwenge. -Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, FABIAN, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA -OLIVIA. UwU I uWu have uWu said ^w^ too much >w< unto :3 a >_< heawt of OwO stonye, -xDD And laid >_< minye honour ^w^ too >_< unchawy out; ->_> Thewe's ^-^ something uWu in ;;w;; me :3 that UwU wepwuvs x3 my fauwt; -OwO But xDD such :3 a headstrong x3 potent ;;w;; fauwt >w< it >_> is -:33 That >w< it >_> but :3 mocks reproof. ->_> VIOWA. With x3 the same :33 haviouw :3 that x3 youw passion bears -x3 Goes on x3 my xDD mastew's gwiefs. -OLIVIA. Here, ^-^ weaw ÚwÚ this jewel fow OwO me; UwU 'tis x3 my x3 pictuwe. -UwU Wefuse >w< it x3 nyot; >w< it hath nyo >_> tongue to ^-^ vex OwO you. -xDD And UwU I :33 beseech xDD you come again ÚwÚ to-mowwow. ->_> What UwU shaww xDD you ^w^ ask of ;;w;; me :3 that I'll deny, -:33 That honour >w< sav'd OwO may ;;w;; upon asking :3 give? ->_> VIOWA. Nyothing >_> but OwO this- x3 youw true wuv fow x3 my master. -OLIVIA. How with >_< minye honour OwO may UwU I UwU give ^.^ him :3 that ->_< Which UwU I uWu have UwU given to you? ->_> VIOWA. UwU I xDD wiww xDD acquit OwO you. -OLIVIA. xDD Weww, come again ÚwÚ to-mowwow. >w< Fawe uWu thee well; -^-^ A >_< fiend ^.^ wike uWu thee ^w^ might UwU beaw x3 my :3 souw to uWu heww. uWu Exit - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW xDD FABIAN - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Gentweman, ^w^ God :3 save thee. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And UwU you, sir. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 That x3 defence xDD thou ÚwÚ hast, betake uWu thee tot. Of >_> what ÚwÚ nyatuwe -x3 the >_< wwongs OwO awe xDD thou x3 hast donye :3 him, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but >w< thy -;;w;; intewceptew, full of ÚwÚ despite, bwoody >_< as x3 the huntew, ^.^ attends -uWu thee uWu at x3 the orchard OwO end. ;;w;; Dismount >w< thy ;;w;; tuck, be yare uWu in >w< thy -pwepawation, fow >w< thy assaiwant >_> is quick, skiwfuw, ÚwÚ and deadly. ->_> VIOWA. >_> You ;;w;; mistake, siw; UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe nyo x3 man hath xDD any ^-^ quawwew to OwO me; -x3 my wemembwance >_> is xDD vewy fwee ÚwÚ and ^-^ cweaw from xDD any x3 image of offence -donye to xDD any man. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. You'll find >w< it :33 othewwise, UwU I :33 assuwe uWu you; OwO thewefowe, >_> if xDD you -howd x3 youw >w< wife uWu at xDD any >_< pwice, betake xDD you to x3 youw guard; fow x3 youw -opposite hath uWu in ^.^ him >_> what youth, >_< stwength, ^-^ skiww, ÚwÚ and :33 wwath, ^.^ can -furnish x3 man uWu withaw. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I pray UwU you, ^w^ siw, >_> what >_> is uWu he? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He >_> is UwU knyight, xDD dubb'd with unhatch'd rapier ÚwÚ and on cawpet -ÚwÚ considewation; >_> but ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ^.^ deviw uWu in >_> pwivate brawl. Souls ÚwÚ and ->_< bodies hath ^.^ he divorc'd OwO thwee; ÚwÚ and :33 his incensement uWu at ÚwÚ this x3 moment ->_> is UwU so :3 impwacabwe :3 that >_< satisfaction ^.^ can be >_< nyonye >_> but ^.^ by x3 pangs of -:33 death ÚwÚ and xDD sepuwchwe. OwO Hob-nyob >_> is :33 his word- >_> give't ow x3 take't. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn again x3 into x3 the ;;w;; house ÚwÚ and ^.^ desiwe x3 some ÚwÚ conduct -of x3 the >_> wady. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^w^ fightew. UwU I uWu have heard of x3 some uWu kind of ;;w;; men -:3 that put quarrels purposely on ;;w;; othews to >_> taste uWu theiw :3 vawouw; -;;w;; bewike ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a x3 man of :3 that quirk. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Siw, ^.^ nyo; :33 his >_< indignyation x3 dewives itsewf x3 out of :3 a xDD vewy -uWu competent UwU injuwy; OwO thewefowe, get xDD you on ÚwÚ and UwU give ^.^ him :33 his desiwe. -:3 Back xDD you UwU shaww nyot to x3 the house, ^w^ unwess xDD you undewtake :3 that with -;;w;; me which with >_< as much :33 safety xDD you ^w^ might answew him; >_< thewefowe ;;w;; on, -ow stwip x3 youw xDD swowd x3 stawk ^w^ nyaked; fow UwU meddwe xDD you ;;w;; must, ^w^ that's -cewtain, ow >w< fowsweaw to ^-^ weaw iwon about OwO you. ->_> VIOWA. This >_> is >_< as UwU unciviw >_< as x3 stwange. UwU I :33 beseech xDD you UwU do ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this -^-^ couwteous ^.^ office >_< as to ^.^ knyow of x3 the knight >_> what x3 my offence to ^.^ him -^w^ is: >w< it >_> is ^-^ something of x3 my >_> nyegwigence, >_< nyothing of x3 my puwpose. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I Will UwU do :3 so. :33 Signyiow UwU Fabian, xDD stay xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman ->w< tiww x3 my wetuwn. uWu Exit ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ->_> VIOWA. >_> Pway UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow of ÚwÚ this ^.^ mattew? -x3 FABIAN. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the knight >_> is :33 incens'd OwO against UwU you, even to :3 a >w< mowtaw -awbitwement; >_> but >_< nyothing of x3 the circumstance more. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, >_> what ^w^ mannyew of x3 man >_> is uWu he? -x3 FABIAN. Nyothing of :3 that ;;w;; wondewfuw ;;w;; pwomise, to ^w^ wead ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his ÚwÚ fowm, ->_< as xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wike to find ^.^ him uWu in x3 the xDD pwoof of :33 his ;;w;; vawouw. >w< He >_> is -:33 indeed, ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU most skiwfuw, x3 bwoody, ÚwÚ and uWu fataw opposite :3 that -xDD you couwd xDD possibwy uWu have >_> found uWu in xDD any ÚwÚ pawt of ^w^ Iwwywia. Will xDD you -UwU wawk uWu towawds him? UwU I xDD wiww >_< make x3 youw uWu peace with ^.^ him >_> if UwU I ;;w;; can. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I UwU shaww be much bound to xDD you xDD fow't. UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that ^.^ wouwd -rather OwO go with ^w^ siw priest than ^w^ siw knyight. UwU I :3 cawe nyot who xDD knyows -UwU so much of x3 my mettle. Exeunt - -^.^ We-entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY With ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Why, ^w^ man, uWu he's :3 a xDD vewy >_< deviw; UwU I uWu have nyot :3 seen xDD such :3 a -fiwago. UwU I xDD had :3 a pass with :3 him, wapiew, x3 scabbawd, ÚwÚ and all, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he -;;w;; gives ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ stuck uWu in with xDD such :3 a >w< mowtaw >_> motion :3 that >w< it >_> is -:33 inyevitabwe; ÚwÚ and on x3 the ÚwÚ answew, ^.^ he >w< pays xDD you >_< as x3 suwewy >_< as x3 youw ;;w;; feet -;;w;; hit x3 the x3 gwound ;;w;; they :33 step :3 on. ^-^ They >_> say ^.^ he >_> has :33 been UwU fencew to x3 the -^w^ Sophy. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Pox on't, I'll nyot UwU meddwe with ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Ay, >_> but ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot nyow be ^w^ pacified; :3 Fabian ^.^ can scawce -howd ^.^ him ^.^ yondew. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Pwague ^-^ on't; >w< an UwU I xDD thought ^.^ he xDD had :33 been valiant, ÚwÚ and UwU so -x3 cunnying uWu in fence, ;;w;; I'd uWu have :3 seen ^.^ him damn'd ere ;;w;; I'd uWu have -challeng'd ^.^ him. Let ^.^ him wet x3 the ;;w;; mattew xDD swip, ÚwÚ and I'll UwU give ^.^ him -x3 my horse, ^w^ gwey Capilet. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I'll >_< make x3 the ;;w;; motion. ;;w;; Stand UwU hewe, >_< make :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 show ^-^ on't; -ÚwÚ this UwU shaww >w< end ^-^ without x3 the ;;w;; pewdition of souws. :3 [Aside] OwO Mawwy, -I'll uWu wide x3 youw UwU howse >_< as weww >_< as UwU I uWu wide OwO you. - -^.^ We-entew xDD FABIAN ÚwÚ and VIOLA - -:33 [To ÚwÚ FABIAN] UwU I uWu have :33 his UwU howse to OwO take x3 up x3 the xDD quawwew; UwU I uWu have ->w< pewsuaded ^.^ him x3 the :3 youth's :3 a deviw. -x3 FABIAN. :33 [To ÚwÚ SIW OwO TOBY] >w< He >_> is >_< as >w< howwibwy >w< conceited of him; ÚwÚ and ^w^ pants -ÚwÚ and :33 wooks pawe, >_< as >_> if :3 a UwU beaw :3 wewe uWu at :33 his xDD heews. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 [To >w< VIOWA] >_> Thewe's nyo ^.^ wemedy, :33 siw: ^.^ he xDD wiww >w< fight with xDD you -for's ^-^ oath sake. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ he hath xDD bettew uWu bethought ^.^ him of :33 his -quarrel, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ finds :3 that nyow scawce to be ^.^ wowth :33 tawking uWu of. -Therefore dwaw fow x3 the supportance of :33 his :33 vow; ^.^ he uWu pwotests ^.^ he -xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt OwO you. ->_> VIOWA. :3 [Aside] >_> Pway ^w^ God ;;w;; defend me! ^-^ A xDD wittwe ^.^ thing ^.^ wouwd >_< make ;;w;; me -tell them >w< how much UwU I ^.^ wack of :3 a man. -x3 FABIAN. Give x3 gwound >_> if xDD you >_> see ^.^ him furious. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, Sir Andrew, there's nyo ÚwÚ wemedy; x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman :33 wiww, -fow :33 his x3 honyouw's ^w^ sake, uWu have one uWu bout with uWu you; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ by x3 the -^.^ duewwo avoid uWu it; >_> but ^.^ he >_> has pwomis'd uWu me, >_< as ^.^ he >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ and -:3 a sowdiew, ^.^ he xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ huwt OwO you. :3 Come xDD on; to't. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Pway ^w^ God ^.^ he >_< keep :33 his ^.^ oath! ^w^ [They draw] - -Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO - ->_> VIOWA. UwU I UwU do :33 assuwe xDD you UwU 'tis OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_> Put x3 up x3 youw ^-^ swowd. ;;w;; If ÚwÚ this xDD young ÚwÚ gentweman -:3 Have donye ^-^ offence, UwU I OwO take x3 the ;;w;; fauwt on ;;w;; me: -;;w;; If xDD you ^-^ offend :3 him, UwU I fow ^.^ him ^.^ defy OwO you. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< You, sir! Why, >_> what OwO awe you? ->_> ANTONyIO. One, ^w^ siw, :3 that fow :33 his wuv x3 dawes yet UwU do ^.^ mowe -Than xDD you uWu have heard ^.^ him bwag to xDD you ^.^ he :33 wiww. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Nyay, >_> if xDD you be >w< an undertaker, UwU I ^w^ am fow OwO you. -^w^ [They draw] - -Entew OFFICEWS - -x3 FABIAN. x3 O ÚwÚ good Sir Toby, ;;w;; howd! :3 Hewe come x3 the ^-^ officews. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 [To UwU ANTONyIO] I'll be with xDD you x3 anyon. ->_> VIOWA. ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, put x3 youw xDD swowd up, >_> if xDD you ÚwÚ pwease. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO Mawwy, xDD wiww I, siw; ÚwÚ and fow :3 that UwU I pwomis'd UwU you, I'll be ->_< as ÚwÚ good >_< as x3 my OwO wowd. >w< He xDD wiww UwU beaw xDD you easily ÚwÚ and weins well. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. This >_> is x3 the xDD man; UwU do >w< thy ^w^ office. -^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. Antonio, UwU I ;;w;; awwest uWu thee uWu at x3 the >_> suit -Of xDD Count :3 Owsinyo. ->_> ANTONyIO. >_> You UwU do ÚwÚ mistake uWu me, sir. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, nyo xDD jot; UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 youw ^.^ favouw weww, -;;w;; Though nyow xDD you uWu have nyo UwU sea-cap on x3 youw >_> head. -^.^ Take ^.^ him :3 away; ^.^ he xDD knyows UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ him well. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I :3 Must OwO obey. :33 [To >w< VIOWA] This x3 comes with UwU seeking uWu you; -OwO But there's nyo ÚwÚ wemedy; UwU I UwU shaww answew :3 it. ->_> What xDD wiww xDD you UwU do, nyow x3 my ;;w;; nyecessity -:3 Makes ;;w;; me to ^w^ ask xDD you fow x3 my :33 puwse? ^.^ It grieves ;;w;; me -Much ^.^ mowe fow >_> what UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do fow xDD you -Than >_> what >_> befawws :3 mysewf. >_> You stand ^-^ amaz'd; -OwO But be of UwU comfowt. -^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD away. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^w^ must entweat of xDD you x3 some of :3 that money. ->_> VIOWA. >_> What monyey, UwU siw? -For x3 the >w< faiw OwO kindnyess xDD you uWu have ^w^ show'd ;;w;; me UwU hewe, -xDD And ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ being :3 pwompted ^.^ by x3 youw xDD pwesent twoubwe, -UwU Out of x3 my lean ÚwÚ and wow ability -I'll xDD wend xDD you OwO something. OwO My xDD having >_> is nyot >_> much; -I'll >_< make OwO division of x3 my xDD pwesent with uWu you; -UwU Howd, there's half x3 my >_> coffew. ->_> ANTONyIO. Will xDD you UwU deny ;;w;; me ^.^ nyow? -^-^ Is't OwO possibwe :3 that x3 my deserts to xDD you -UwU Can ^.^ wack pewsuasion? Do nyot tempt x3 my ^-^ misewy, -Lest :3 that >w< it >_< make ;;w;; me UwU so unsound :3 a x3 man -;;w;; As to x3 upbwaid xDD you with UwU those ^-^ kindnyesses -:33 That UwU I uWu have donye fow OwO you. ->_> VIOWA. UwU I ^.^ knyow of nyonye, -x3 Nyow ^.^ knyow UwU I xDD you ^.^ by uWu voice ow xDD any >_> featuwe. -UwU I ^-^ hate ingratitude ^.^ mowe uWu in :3 a x3 man -Than wying, vainness, x3 babbwing dwunkennyess, -:33 Ow xDD any ^w^ taint of :33 vice x3 whose >w< stwong ^.^ cowwuption -^-^ Inhabits UwU ouw frail blood. ->_> ANTONyIO. x3 O heavens :3 themsewves! -^w^ SECOND :3 OFFICEW. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I pray xDD you ÚwÚ go. ->_> ANTONyIO. Let ;;w;; me speak :3 a ^.^ wittwe. This :33 youth :3 that xDD you >_> see OwO hewe -UwU I ^-^ snyatch'd one half x3 out of x3 the ^w^ jaws of UwU death, -Reliev'd ^.^ him with xDD such xDD sanctity of xDD wuv, -xDD And to :33 his ÚwÚ image, which >_> methought uWu did promise -:3 Most venerable ^.^ wowth, uWu did UwU I OwO devotion. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. x3 What's :3 that to us? uWu The time xDD goes ;;w;; by; xDD away. ->_> ANTONyIO. But, >_< O, >w< how ^-^ viwe >w< an idol ;;w;; pwuvs ÚwÚ this >_< god! -^.^ Thou ÚwÚ hast, UwU Sebastian, donye ÚwÚ good :33 featuwe ;;w;; shame. -^w^ In ÚwÚ nyatuwe there's nyo x3 bwemish >_> but x3 the xDD mind: -^-^ Nyonye ^.^ can be ^w^ caww'd :3 defowm'd >_> but x3 the unkind. -x3 Viwtue >_> is ^w^ beauty; >_> but x3 the beauteous eviw -^w^ Awe :33 empty trunks, o'ewfwouwish'd ^.^ by x3 the deviw. -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. uWu The x3 man gwows >_> mad. UwU Away with ^.^ him. -^.^ Come, come, sir. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD Wead ;;w;; me :3 on. uWu Exit with OFFICEWS ->_> VIOWA. Methinks :33 his wowds UwU do from xDD such passion fwy -:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ bewieves :33 himsewf; UwU so UwU do nyot ^.^ I. -^-^ Pwuv ^-^ twue, >_< imaginyation, >_< O, ^-^ pwuv ^-^ twue, -:33 That I, uWu deaw brother, be nyow >_> ta'en fow you! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come hithew, ;;w;; knyight; come hithew, uWu Fabian; we'll whisper -^-^ o'ew :3 a couplet ow >w< two of UwU most sage saws. ->_> VIOWA. >w< He nyam'd >w< Sebastian. UwU I x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew ^.^ knyow -ÚwÚ Yet UwU wiving uWu in x3 my gwass; even xDD such ÚwÚ and UwU so -^w^ In ^.^ favouw UwU was x3 my bwothew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO went -UwU Stiww uWu in ÚwÚ this fashion, :33 cowouw, ownyament, -For ^.^ him UwU I uWu imitate. >_< O, >_> if >w< it prove, ->_> Tempests OwO awe ;;w;; kind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sawt ;;w;; waves >w< fwesh uWu in love! uWu Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ A xDD vewy ;;w;; dishonyest paltry ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :3 a x3 cowawd than :3 a -;;w;; hawe. ÚwÚ His >_> dishonyesty >_> appeaws uWu in xDD weaving :33 his :33 fwiend OwO hewe uWu in -;;w;; nyecessity ÚwÚ and :33 denying him; ÚwÚ and fow :33 his cowardship, ^w^ ask ÚwÚ Fabian. -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ A xDD cowawd, :3 a UwU most devout xDD cowawd, religious uWu in :3 it. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD 'Swid, I'll ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ him again ÚwÚ and xDD beat ^.^ him. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Do; :33 cuff ^.^ him OwO soundwy, >_> but >_< nyevew dwaw >w< thy ^-^ swowd. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD And UwU I UwU do nyot- uWu Exit -x3 FABIAN. ^.^ Come, >_> wet's >_> see x3 the UwU event. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU I dawe uWu way xDD any monyey 'twill be >_< nyothing >_> yet. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^.^ Befowe OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew x3 SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -uWu CWOWN. Will xDD you >_< make ;;w;; me ^-^ bewieve :3 that UwU I ^w^ am nyot sent fow you? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Go ^.^ to, OwO go ^.^ to, xDD thou awt :3 a >_< foowish fellow; wet ;;w;; me be ^-^ cweaw -of thee. -uWu CWOWN. Weww hewd ^.^ out, :33 i' >_< faith! :3 Nyo, UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow uWu you; nor UwU I ^w^ am nyot -sent to xDD you ^.^ by x3 my UwU wady, to bid xDD you come speak with >w< hew; nor x3 youw -xDD nyame >_> is nyot >_< Mastew ^w^ Cesawio; nor ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 my x3 nyose >_> nyeithew. -Nyothing :3 that >_> is UwU so >_> is :3 so. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I :33 pwithee uWu vent >w< thy >w< fowwy somewhewe ewse. -^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st nyot x3 me. -uWu CWOWN. :33 Vent x3 my xDD fowwy! >w< He >_> has heard :3 that ;;w;; wowd of x3 some great ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and -nyow UwU appwies >w< it to :3 a xDD foow. :33 Vent x3 my xDD fowwy! UwU I ^w^ am :33 afwaid ÚwÚ this great -^w^ wubbew, x3 the ^w^ wowwd, xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv :3 a cockney. UwU I :33 pwithee now, ungiwd ->w< thy ^w^ stwangenyess, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me >_> what UwU I UwU shaww uWu vent to x3 my >_> wady. Shall -UwU I uWu vent to her :3 that xDD thou awt :33 coming? -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^.^ pwithee, >_< foowish Greek, ÚwÚ depawt from OwO me; ->_> Thewe's monyey fow ÚwÚ thee; >_> if xDD you ^.^ tawwy longer -UwU I UwU shaww UwU give xDD wowse uWu payment. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ By x3 my troth, xDD thou x3 hast >w< an open >w< hand. ;;w;; These uWu wise ;;w;; men :3 that -UwU give foows monyey get x3 themsewves :3 a ÚwÚ good wepowt ÚwÚ aftew ^.^ fouwteen ->_> yeaws' >_> puwchase. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDREW, ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, uWu have UwU I >w< met xDD you ^w^ again? ->_< [Stwiking SEBASTIAN] >_> Thewe's fow OwO you. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Why, there's fow ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ and thewe, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe. -^w^ Awe aww x3 the OwO peopwe uWu mad? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Howd, ^w^ siw, ow I'll ^-^ thwow x3 youw ÚwÚ daggew ^-^ o'ew x3 the ÚwÚ house. -[Holding SEBASTIAN] -uWu CWOWN. This xDD wiww UwU I tell x3 my uWu wady stwaight. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be uWu in x3 some of -x3 youw coats fow two-pence. uWu Exit -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Come ;;w;; on, siw; hold. -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nyay, wet ^.^ him >_< awonye. I'll OwO go anyothew uWu way to ^.^ wowk with -him; I'll uWu have >w< an uWu action of ^-^ battewy OwO against :3 him, >_> if there be xDD any -law uWu in ^-^ Iwwywia; ^w^ though UwU I >w< stwuck ^.^ him ÚwÚ fiwst, yet x3 it's nyo ;;w;; mattew fow -x3 that. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Let OwO go >w< thy >w< hand. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, UwU I xDD wiww nyot wet xDD you ÚwÚ go. ^.^ Come, x3 my xDD young sowdiew, -put x3 up x3 youw iwon; xDD you OwO awe weww ^w^ fwesh'd. :3 Come :3 on. -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I xDD wiww be fwee from thee. >_> What wouldst xDD thou ^.^ nyow? -;;w;; If xDD thou ^w^ daw'st tempt ;;w;; me further, dwaw >w< thy ^-^ swowd. [Draws] -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What, UwU what? Nyay, xDD then UwU I ^w^ must uWu have >w< an ^.^ ounce ow >w< two of ÚwÚ this -malapert :3 bwood from OwO you. [Draws] - -Entew OLIVIA - -OLIVIA. UwU Howd, Toby; on >w< thy :3 wife, UwU I :3 chawge uWu thee hold. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Madam! -OLIVIA. Will >w< it be OwO evew >_< thus? :33 Ungwacious :3 wwetch, -Fit fow x3 the ^-^ mountains ÚwÚ and x3 the barbarous caves, -Whewe ^w^ mannyews ^w^ nye'ew :3 wewe pweach'd! UwU Out of x3 my ;;w;; sight! -^w^ Be nyot ^.^ offended, uWu deaw Cesario- -uWu Wudesby, be ÚwÚ gonye! -Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDREW, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN -UwU I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ gentwe fwiend, -Let >w< thy >w< faiw wisdom, nyot >w< thy ^-^ passion, xDD sway -^w^ In ÚwÚ this UwU unciviw ÚwÚ and :33 unjust ^-^ extent -^w^ Against >w< thy peace. Go with ;;w;; me to x3 my house, -xDD And hear xDD thou there >w< how UwU many ;;w;; fwuitwess ^-^ pwanks -This ruffian hath ^w^ botch'd up, :3 that xDD thou theweby -xDD Mayst ;;w;; smiwe uWu at UwU this. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot choose >_> but go; -Do nyot deny. Beshrew :33 his :3 souw fow me! ->w< He ÚwÚ stawted one poor >_< heawt of >_< minye uWu in thee. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What wewish >_> is uWu in :3 this? How wuns x3 the stweam? -:33 Ow UwU I ^w^ am mad, ow >_> ewse ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a UwU dweam. -Let ^w^ fancy still x3 my sense uWu in ^w^ Wethe x3 steep; -;;w;; If >w< it be OwO thus to x3 dweam, still wet ;;w;; me UwU sweep! -OLIVIA. Nyay, come, UwU I UwU pwithee. Wouwd ÚwÚ thou'dst be wuw'd ^.^ by me! -:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu Madam, UwU I :33 wiww. -OLIVIA. >_< O, >_> say >_> so, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO be! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OWIVIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew >w< MAWIA ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -MARIA. Nyay, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, put on ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this beawd; >_< make ^.^ him -^-^ bewieve xDD thou awt Sir >_< Topas x3 the xDD cuwate; UwU do >w< it >w< quickwy. I'll caww -Sir Toby x3 the ^.^ whiwst. uWu Exit -uWu CWOWN. xDD Weww, I'll put >w< it ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and UwU I xDD wiww dissembwe mysewf in't; ÚwÚ and -UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe x3 the xDD fiwst :3 that OwO evew dissembled uWu in xDD such :3 a xDD gown. UwU I -^w^ am nyot ;;w;; taww enough to :33 become x3 the ^.^ function weww nor lean enough to -be xDD thought :3 a ÚwÚ good student; >_> but to be uWu said >w< an xDD honyest x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a -ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ housekeepew xDD goes >_< as ^.^ faiwwy >_< as to >_> say :3 a careful x3 man ÚwÚ and :3 a -great scholar. uWu The ^.^ competitows enter. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and >w< MAWIA - -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Juv ;;w;; bwess ÚwÚ thee, >_< Mastew ^w^ Pawson. -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; Bonyos dies, Sir Toby; fow >_< as x3 the ;;w;; owd :33 hewmit of Pwague, :3 that ->_< nyevew saw OwO pen ÚwÚ and uWu ink, xDD vewy ^.^ wittiwy uWu said to uWu nyiece of ^w^ King -Gowboduc 'That :3 that >_> is :33 is'; UwU so I, ^.^ being >_< Mastew >_> Pawson, ^w^ am >_< Mastew -*cries* Pawson; fow >_> what >_> is :33 'that' >_> but :3 that, ÚwÚ and >_> 'is' >_> but :33 is? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To :3 him, Sir Topas. -uWu CWOWN. >_> What :3 ho, UwU I ;;w;; say! :3 Peace uWu in ÚwÚ this prison! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu The x3 knyave UwU countewfeits well; :3 a ÚwÚ good knave. -:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 [Within] Who ;;w;; cawws OwO thewe? -uWu CWOWN. Sir >_< Topas x3 the ^-^ cuwate, who x3 comes to x3 visit Mawvowio x3 the ->_> wunyatic. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir uWu Topas, Sir uWu Topas, ÚwÚ good Sir uWu Topas, OwO go to x3 my >_> wady. -uWu CWOWN. Out, :3 hypewbowicaw ^w^ fiend! How >_> vexest xDD thou ÚwÚ this ;;w;; man! -:3 Tawkest xDD thou >_< nyothing >_> but of ladies? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Weww said, >_< Mastew ^w^ Pawson. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir uWu Topas, >_< nyevew UwU was x3 man OwO thus wronged. ^-^ Good Sir uWu Topas, UwU do -nyot think UwU I ^w^ am >w< mad; ;;w;; they uWu have laid ;;w;; me OwO hewe uWu in ^-^ hideous ÚwÚ dawknyess. -uWu CWOWN. OwO Fie, xDD thou ;;w;; dishonyest Satan! UwU I caww uWu thee ^.^ by x3 the UwU most :3 modest -^w^ tewms, fow UwU I ^w^ am one of UwU those ^-^ gentwe ^-^ onyes :3 that xDD wiww use x3 the ^.^ deviw ->_< himsewf with uWu couwtesy. :3 Say'st xDD thou :3 that ;;w;; house >_> is ^-^ dawk? -:33 MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; As >_> heww, Sir Topas. -uWu CWOWN. Why, >w< it hath ^w^ bay ^w^ windows transparent >_< as barricadoes, ÚwÚ and x3 the -clerestories toward x3 the south ^.^ nyowth OwO awe >_< as >_< wustwous >_< as ebony; ÚwÚ and -yet >w< compwainyest xDD thou of :33 obstwuction? -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I ^w^ am nyot mad, Sir Topas. UwU I >_> say to xDD you ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_> is OwO dawk. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Madman, xDD thou errest. UwU I >_> say there >_> is nyo >w< dawknyess >_> but -ÚwÚ ignyowance; uWu in which xDD thou awt ^.^ mowe puzzwed than x3 the ÚwÚ Egyptians uWu in -uWu theiw fog. -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ this ;;w;; house >_> is >_< as dark >_< as ignorance, ^w^ though -ÚwÚ ignyowance :3 wewe >_< as dark >_< as heww; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> say there UwU was >_< nyevew x3 man -OwO thus x3 abus'd. UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^.^ mowe ^-^ mad than xDD you >_< awe; >_< make x3 the uWu twiaw of >w< it -uWu in xDD any ^w^ constant x3 question. -uWu CWOWN. >_> What >_> is x3 the opinyion of >_< Pythagowas UwU concewnying >w< wiwd foww? -:33 MAWVOWIO. :33 That x3 the :3 souw of UwU ouw :3 gwandam ^w^ might haply ;;w;; inhabit :3 a xDD biwd. -uWu CWOWN. >_> What think'st xDD thou of :33 his ^.^ opinyion? -:33 MAWVOWIO. UwU I think ;;w;; nyobwy of x3 the x3 souw, ÚwÚ and nyo uWu way approve :33 his -opinyion. -uWu CWOWN. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. Remain xDD thou still uWu in ;;w;; dawknyess: xDD thou shalt -howd x3 th' opinyion of >_< Pythagowas ere UwU I xDD wiww UwU awwow of >w< thy >_> wits; ÚwÚ and -feaw to OwO kiww :3 a ^.^ woodcock, xDD west xDD thou ^w^ dispossess x3 the :3 souw of >w< thy ->_> gwandam. >w< Fawe uWu thee well. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir uWu Topas, Sir :33 Topas! -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO My UwU most exquisite Sir :33 Topas! -uWu CWOWN. Nyay, UwU I ^w^ am fow aww ^w^ watews. -MARIA. ^.^ Thou ÚwÚ mightst uWu have donye ÚwÚ this ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ beawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gown: ^.^ he -sees uWu thee not. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; To ^.^ him uWu in ^.^ thinye UwU own voice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd >w< how xDD thou -find'st ^.^ him. UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ we :3 wewe weww x3 wid of ÚwÚ this :33 knyavewy. ;;w;; If ^.^ he OwO may -be conveniently UwU dewivew'd, UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he were; fow UwU I ^w^ am nyow UwU so uWu faw -uWu in offence with x3 my uWu nyiece :3 that UwU I ;;w;; cannyot pursue with xDD any :33 safety -ÚwÚ this spowt to x3 the >_> upshot. :3 Come ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by to x3 my ^.^ chambew. -uWu Exit with >w< MAWIA -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] ;;w;; Hey, Wobin, jowwy Wobin, -Teww ;;w;; me >w< how >w< thy uWu wady does. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Foow! -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] OwO My uWu wady >_> is >_> unkind, uWu pewdy. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Foow! -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] ÚwÚ Awas, >w< why >_> is ^.^ she so? -:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Foow UwU I ;;w;; say! -uWu CWOWN. OwO [Sings] :33 She loves ;;w;; anyothew- Who calls, ^.^ ha? -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Good x3 foow, >_< as OwO evew xDD thou wiwt OwO desewve weww uWu at x3 my uWu hand, -OwO hewp ;;w;; me to :3 a ÚwÚ candwe, ÚwÚ and pen, uWu ink, ÚwÚ and OwO papew; >_< as UwU I ^w^ am :3 a -gentweman, UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ wive to be >w< thankfuw to uWu thee xDD fow't. -uWu CWOWN. >_< Mastew >_> Mawvowio? -:33 MAWVOWIO. Ay, ÚwÚ good xDD foow. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, >w< how UwU feww xDD you ;;w;; besides x3 youw five wits? -:33 MAWVOWIO. Fool, there UwU was >_< nyevew x3 man UwU so notoriously ;;w;; abus'd; -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww uWu in x3 my UwU wits, x3 foow, >_< as xDD thou art. -uWu CWOWN. OwO But >_< as ^.^ weww? UwU Then xDD you OwO awe ^-^ mad :33 indeed, >_> if xDD you be nyo xDD bettew uWu in -x3 youw :33 wits than :3 a xDD foow. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ They uWu have OwO hewe ÚwÚ pwopewtied OwO me; >_< keep ;;w;; me uWu in ^-^ dawknyess, >_> send -ministers to uWu me, ^.^ asses, ÚwÚ and UwU do aww ;;w;; they ^.^ can to OwO face ;;w;; me x3 out of x3 my -wits. -uWu CWOWN. Advise xDD you what. xDD you OwO say: x3 the xDD minyistew >_> is hewe. -[Speaking >_< as ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOPAS] Malvolio, >w< thy :33 wits x3 the heavens restore! -UwU Endeavouw >w< thysewf to sweep, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >w< thy :33 vain bibbwe-babbwe. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Sir :33 Topas! -uWu CWOWN. xDD Maintain nyo wowds with :3 him, ÚwÚ good UwU fewwow.- UwU Who, I, UwU siw? ÚwÚ Nyot -I, sir. ^w^ God UwU buy UwU you, ÚwÚ good Sir ^-^ Topas.- OwO Mawwy, :33 amen.- UwU I xDD wiww ^w^ siw, UwU I -:33 wiww. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Fool, x3 foow, x3 foow, UwU I ;;w;; say! -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, ^w^ siw, be uWu patient. >_> What >_> say UwU you, UwU siw? UwU I ^w^ am shent fow -speaking to OwO you. -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Good x3 foow, OwO hewp ;;w;; me to x3 some >w< wight ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ papew. -UwU I tell uWu thee UwU I ^w^ am >_< as weww uWu in x3 my :33 wits >_< as xDD any x3 man uWu in ^w^ Iwwywia. -uWu CWOWN. Well-a-day :3 that xDD you uWu wewe, sir! -:33 MAWVOWIO. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this uWu hand, UwU I am. ^-^ Good x3 foow, x3 some uWu ink, paper, ÚwÚ and ->_> wight; ÚwÚ and :33 convey >_> what UwU I xDD wiww uWu set down to x3 my >_> wady. ^.^ It UwU shaww -^w^ advantage uWu thee ^.^ mowe than OwO evew x3 the :33 beawing of >_> wettew ^.^ did. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp xDD you to't. OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, OwO awe xDD you nyot ^-^ mad -:33 indeed, ow UwU do xDD you >_> but counterfeit? -:33 MAWVOWIO. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I ^w^ am x3 nyot; UwU I tell uWu thee true. -uWu CWOWN. Nyay, I'll ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ bewieve :3 a ÚwÚ madman >w< tiww UwU I >_> see :33 his ^w^ bwains. -UwU I xDD wiww :3 fetch xDD you >w< wight ÚwÚ and paper ÚwÚ and ink. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Fool, I'll :3 wequite >w< it uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ highest degwee; UwU I xDD pwithe be -;;w;; gonye. -uWu CWOWN. [Singing] -UwU I ^w^ am >w< gonye, ^w^ siw, -xDD And ^-^ anyon, ^w^ siw, -I'll be with xDD you OwO again, -^w^ In :3 a twice, -Wike to x3 the ;;w;; owd Vice, -uWu Youw >_< nyeed to sustain; - -Who with ÚwÚ daggew of ;;w;; wath, -^w^ In :33 his xDD wage ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 wwath, -Cwies, xDD Ah, :33 ha! to x3 the deviw, -Wike :3 a ^-^ mad lad, -Pawe >w< thy nyaiws, x3 dad. -:3 Adieu, ^.^ goodman deviw. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OWIVIA'S >_< gawden - -Entew x3 SEBASTIAN - -:33 SEBASTIAN. This >_> is x3 the air; :3 that >_> is x3 the glorious sun; -This uWu peaww ^.^ she uWu gave uWu me, UwU I UwU do feew't ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ see't; -xDD And ^w^ though UwU 'tis wonder :3 that xDD enwwaps ;;w;; me thus, -ÚwÚ Yet UwU 'tis nyot >w< madnyess. :3 Whewe's Antonio, ^w^ then? -UwU I couwd nyot find ^.^ him uWu at x3 the >_< Ewephant; -ÚwÚ Yet there ^.^ he OwO was; ÚwÚ and there UwU I >_> found ÚwÚ this ^.^ cwedit, -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did ^-^ wange x3 the :33 town to >_> seek ;;w;; me OwO out. -ÚwÚ His counsel nyow ^w^ might UwU do ;;w;; me golden ^w^ sewvice; -For ^w^ though x3 my :3 souw ^w^ disputes weww with x3 my sense -:33 That ÚwÚ this OwO may be x3 some error, >_> but nyo xDD madnyess, -ÚwÚ Yet xDD doth ÚwÚ this :33 accident ÚwÚ and flood of :3 fowtunye -^w^ So uWu faw xDD exceed aww uWu instance, aww discouwse, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am ready to distrust >_< minye eyes -xDD And wrangle with x3 my weason, :3 that pewsuades ;;w;; me -;;w;; To xDD any othew :33 twust >_> but :3 that UwU I ^w^ am mad, -:33 Ow >_> ewse x3 the >_> wady's >w< mad; yet >_> if >w< 'twewe >_> so, -:33 She couwd nyot xDD sway her house, ÚwÚ command her ÚwÚ fowwowews, -^.^ Take ÚwÚ and UwU give back affairs ÚwÚ and uWu theiw dispatch -With xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ smooth, x3 discweet, ÚwÚ and stable beawing, -;;w;; As UwU I >_> pewceive ^.^ she does. >_> Thewe's ^-^ something OwO in't -:33 That >_> is deceivable. OwO But OwO hewe x3 the uWu wady ^w^ comes. - -Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and PRIEST - -OLIVIA. >w< Bwame nyot ÚwÚ this ^.^ haste of ^w^ minye. ;;w;; If xDD you >_> mean weww, -Now OwO go with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ this >w< howy x3 man -^.^ Into x3 the ^.^ chantwy ;;w;; by; thewe, >w< befowe ^.^ him -xDD And undewnyeath :3 that OwO consecwated :33 woof, -OwO Pwight ;;w;; me x3 the xDD fun assurance of x3 youw ^w^ faith, -:33 That x3 my UwU most jealous ÚwÚ and ^w^ too ^.^ doubtfuw :3 souw -^-^ May ^w^ wive uWu at peace. >w< He UwU shaww :33 conceaw >w< it -Whiwes xDD you OwO awe ^.^ wiwwing >w< it UwU shaww come to :3 nyote, ->_> What time ^.^ we xDD wiww UwU ouw cewebwation >_< keep -x3 Accowding to x3 my xDD biwth. >_> What UwU do xDD you ^.^ say? -:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll ;;w;; fowwow ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good ^w^ man, ÚwÚ and OwO go with uWu you; -^.^ And, xDD having sworn truth, OwO evew xDD wiww be true. -OLIVIA. UwU Then lead x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ good father; ÚwÚ and heavens UwU so shine -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may ^.^ faiwwy ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act of mine! Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -^.^ Befowe ;;w;; OWIVIA's ;;w;; house - -Entew CWOWN ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN - -x3 FABIAN. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, wet ;;w;; me >_> see :33 his >_> wettew. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Good >_< Mastew UwU Fabian, gwant ;;w;; me anyothew xDD wequest. -x3 FABIAN. Anything. -uWu CWOWN. Do nyot ^.^ desiwe to >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. -x3 FABIAN. This >_> is to UwU give :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and uWu in recompense ^.^ desiwe x3 my dog -;;w;; again. - -Entew ^w^ DUKE, VIOWA, CUWIO, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWDS - -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Bewong xDD you to x3 the xDD Wady Owivia, friends? -uWu CWOWN. Ay, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we OwO awe x3 some of her trappings. -x3 DUKE. UwU I ^.^ knyow uWu thee well. How dost UwU thou, x3 my ÚwÚ good fewwow? -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, x3 the xDD bettew fow x3 my ^-^ foes ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD wowse fow x3 my -fwiends. -x3 DUKE. ;;w;; Just x3 the ^-^ contwawy: x3 the xDD bettew fow >w< thy fwiends. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, ^w^ siw, x3 the x3 wowse. -x3 DUKE. How ^.^ can :3 that :3 be? -uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, ;;w;; they praise ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< an >w< ass of x3 me. Now x3 my -^-^ foes tell ;;w;; me x3 pwainwy UwU I ^w^ am >w< an x3 ass; UwU so :3 that ^.^ by x3 my ;;w;; foes, ^w^ siw, UwU I -pwofit uWu in x3 the >_< knyowwedge of myself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my ^w^ fwiends UwU I ^w^ am UwU abused; -UwU so :3 that, conclusions to be >_< as OwO kisses, >_> if x3 youw fouw nyegatives >_< make -x3 youw >w< two ^w^ affiwmatives, >w< why >w< then, x3 the xDD wowse fow x3 my OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and -x3 the xDD bettew fow x3 my foes. -x3 DUKE. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is excellent. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ By x3 my troth, ^w^ siw, ^.^ nyo; ^w^ though >w< it uWu pwease xDD you to be one of x3 my -fwiends. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot be x3 the xDD wowse fow x3 me. >_> Thewe's ;;w;; gowd. -uWu CWOWN. OwO But :3 that >w< it ^.^ wouwd be double-dealing, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you couwd ->_< make >w< it anyothew. -x3 DUKE. >_< O, xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me :33 iww :3 counsew. -uWu CWOWN. >_> Put x3 youw xDD gwace uWu in x3 youw pocket, ^w^ siw, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ once, ÚwÚ and wet -x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood UwU obey :3 it. -x3 DUKE. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww be UwU so much :3 a UwU sinnyew to be :3 a ^.^ doubwe-deawew. ->_> Thewe's anyothew. -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Pwimo, uWu secundo, tertio, >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good play; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 saying ->_> is 'The thiwd >w< pays fow :33 aww.' uWu The ÚwÚ twipwex, ^w^ siw, >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ good ;;w;; twipping ->_< measuwe; ow x3 the UwU bewws of Saint ;;w;; Bennyet, ^w^ siw, OwO may put xDD you uWu in uWu mind- -one, >_> two, thwee. -x3 DUKE. >_> You ^.^ can >w< foow nyo ^.^ mowe monyey x3 out of ;;w;; me uWu at ÚwÚ this >_> thwow; >_> if xDD you -xDD wiww wet x3 youw uWu wady ^.^ knyow UwU I ^w^ am OwO hewe to speak with hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwing -her :3 awong with UwU you, >w< it OwO may awake x3 my >_> bounty fuwthew. -uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, :3 wuwwaby to x3 youw >_> bounty >w< tiww UwU I come ;;w;; again. UwU I x3 go, -siw; >_> but UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have xDD you to think :3 that x3 my ^.^ desiwe of xDD having ->_> is x3 the x3 sin of UwU cuvtousnyess. But, >_< as xDD you say, ^w^ siw, wet x3 youw >_> bounty -OwO take :3 a ^.^ nyap; UwU I xDD wiww awake >w< it x3 anyon. uWu Exit - -Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - ->_> VIOWA. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ^w^ man, ^w^ siw, :3 that uWu did OwO wescue x3 me. -x3 DUKE. :33 That OwO face of :33 his UwU I UwU do remember well; -ÚwÚ Yet when UwU I saw >w< it >w< wast >w< it UwU was ;;w;; besmeaw'd -;;w;; As black >_< as ;;w;; Vuwcan uWu in x3 the >_< smoke of waw. -^-^ A ÚwÚ baubwing vessel UwU was ^.^ he UwU captain :33 of, -For shallow ^w^ dwaught ÚwÚ and >_< buwk ^.^ unpwizabwe, -With which xDD such scathfuw uWu gwappwe uWu did ^.^ he >_< make -With x3 the UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 bottom of UwU ouw :33 fweet -:33 That xDD vewy :3 envy ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> tongue of wos -^.^ Cwied fame ÚwÚ and honour on ^.^ him. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -uWu FIWST :3 OFFICEW. Orsino, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 that Antonio -:33 That >_> took x3 the Phoenix ÚwÚ and her ;;w;; fwaught from :3 Candy; -xDD And ÚwÚ this >_> is ^.^ he :3 that uWu did x3 the :3 Tigew ÚwÚ boawd -x3 When x3 youw xDD young nephew Titus wost :33 his ^-^ weg. -:3 Hewe uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ stweets, despewate of ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and state, -^w^ In >_> pwivate brabble uWu did ^.^ we >_< appwehend ^.^ him. ->_> VIOWA. >w< He uWu did ;;w;; me kindnyess, siw; >w< dwew on x3 my x3 side; -OwO But uWu in OwO concwusion put ;;w;; stwange ÚwÚ speech ;;w;; upon x3 me. -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what uWu 'twas >_> but :3 distwaction. -x3 DUKE. Nyotabwe ^.^ piwate, xDD thou ^-^ sawt-watew ;;w;; thief! ->_> What >_< foowish boldness ^.^ bwought uWu thee to uWu theiw mercies -;;w;; Whom UwU thou, uWu in terms UwU so bwoody ÚwÚ and UwU so deaw, -Hast UwU made ^.^ thinye enyemies? ->_> ANTONyIO. Orsino, x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, -^w^ Be pleas'd :3 that UwU I ;;w;; shake x3 off these nyames xDD you UwU give ;;w;; me: -Antonio >_< nyevew yet UwU was UwU thief ow ^.^ piwate, -;;w;; Though UwU I >_> confess, on UwU base ÚwÚ and x3 gwound UwU enyough, -:33 Owsinyo's enemy. ^-^ A uWu witchcwaft >w< dwew ;;w;; me >_< hithew: -:33 That UwU most UwU ingwatefuw ;;w;; boy there ^.^ by x3 youw x3 side -Fwom x3 the wude x3 sea's ^-^ enwag'd ÚwÚ and OwO foamy xDD mouth -Did UwU I ÚwÚ wedeem; :3 a wreck x3 past UwU hope ^.^ he uWu was. -ÚwÚ His >w< wife UwU I uWu gave :3 him, ÚwÚ and uWu did thereto >_< ad -OwO My wuv ^-^ without wetention ow ;;w;; westwaint, -All :33 his uWu in :3 dedication; fow :33 his ^w^ sake, -Did UwU I expose myself, puwe fow :33 his xDD wuv, -^.^ Into x3 the danger of ÚwÚ this advewse xDD town; -^.^ Dwew to ;;w;; defend ^.^ him when ^.^ he UwU was ^w^ beset; -Whewe ^.^ being apprehended, :33 his UwU fawse ^w^ cunnying, -ÚwÚ Nyot meaning to partake with ;;w;; me uWu in uWu dangew, ->_< Taught ^.^ him to OwO face ;;w;; me x3 out of :33 his ÚwÚ acquaintance, -xDD And ^-^ gwew :3 a ÚwÚ twenty years removed ^.^ thing -While one ^.^ wouwd wink; >w< denyied ;;w;; me >_< minye UwU own puwse, ->_< Which UwU I xDD had recommended to :33 his use -ÚwÚ Nyot half >w< an >_> houw befowe. ->_> VIOWA. How ^.^ can ÚwÚ this :3 be? -x3 DUKE. x3 When ^-^ came ^.^ he to ÚwÚ this >_< town? ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu To-day, x3 my wowd; ÚwÚ and fow >w< thwee ^w^ months x3 befowe, -No int'wim, nyot :3 a minyute's ^-^ vacancy, -UwU Both day ÚwÚ and >w< nyight uWu did ^.^ we >_< keep UwU company. - -Entew OLIVIA ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -x3 DUKE. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the ;;w;; Countess; nyow heaven >w< wawks on ;;w;; eawth. -OwO But fow ÚwÚ thee, UwU fewwow- fewwow, >w< thy wowds OwO awe >w< madnyess. -Thwee ^w^ months ÚwÚ this :33 youth hath tended ;;w;; upon me- -OwO But ^.^ mowe of :3 that x3 anyon. ^.^ Take ^.^ him xDD aside. -OLIVIA. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 my uWu wowd, >_> but :3 that ^.^ he OwO may nyot have, -^-^ Whewein >_> Owivia OwO may xDD seem >_> sewviceabwe? -;;w;; Cesawio, xDD you UwU do nyot >_< keep promise with x3 me. ->_> VIOWA. ;;w;; Madam? -x3 DUKE. Gracious Olivia- -OLIVIA. >_> What UwU do xDD you say, ÚwÚ Cesawio? ^-^ Good x3 my wowd- ->_> VIOWA. OwO My ;;w;; wowd ^.^ wouwd speak; x3 my >_> duty >_> hushes x3 me. -OLIVIA. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^.^ aught to x3 the ;;w;; owd ÚwÚ tunye, x3 my uWu wowd, -^.^ It >_> is >_< as :33 fat ÚwÚ and fulsome to >_< minye ear -;;w;; As xDD howwing ÚwÚ aftew >_> music. -x3 DUKE. UwU Stiww UwU so cruel? -OLIVIA. UwU Stiww UwU so constant, OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. What, to perverseness? >_> You UwU unciviw UwU wady, -;;w;; To x3 whose xDD ingwate ÚwÚ and unyauspicious UwU awtaws -OwO My :3 souw x3 the >_> faithfuww'st off'rings hath >w< bweath'd x3 out -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew xDD devotion tender'd! >_> What UwU shaww UwU I ^-^ do? -OLIVIA. Even >_> what >w< it uWu pwease x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that UwU shaww :33 become ^.^ him. -x3 DUKE. Why >_> shouwd UwU I >_> nyot, xDD had UwU I x3 the >_< heawt to UwU do :33 it, -Wike to x3 the >_< Egyptian UwU thief uWu at :33 point of UwU death, -ÚwÚ Kiww >_> what UwU I ÚwÚ wuv?- :3 a x3 savage ^.^ jeawousy -:33 That ÚwÚ sometime UwU savouws nyobwy. OwO But hear ;;w;; me :33 this: -Since xDD you to nyon-wegawdance ;;w;; cast x3 my ^w^ faith, -xDD And :3 that UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow x3 the UwU instwument -:33 That UwU scwews ;;w;; me from x3 my true :33 pwace uWu in x3 youw favour, -Wive xDD you x3 the marble-breasted tyrant stiww; -OwO But ÚwÚ this x3 youw ÚwÚ minyion, ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you xDD wuv, -xDD And :33 whom, ^.^ by heaven UwU I x3 sweaw, UwU I xDD tendew ^-^ deawwy, -xDD Him xDD wiww UwU I teaw x3 out of :3 that UwU cwuew ^w^ eye -Whewe ^.^ he >_> sits ^.^ cwownyed uWu in :33 his xDD mastew's spite. -^.^ Come, ^-^ boy, with OwO me; x3 my >_< thoughts OwO awe ripe uWu in mischief: -I'll sacrifice x3 the :3 wamb :3 that UwU I UwU do wuv -;;w;; To x3 spite :3 a raven's >_< heawt within :3 a duv. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And I, UwU most xDD jocund, :3 apt, ÚwÚ and :3 wiwwingwy, -;;w;; To UwU do xDD you ^-^ west, :3 a thousand >w< deaths ^.^ wouwd die. -OLIVIA. Whewe xDD goes ÚwÚ Cesawio? ->_> VIOWA. >w< Aftew ^.^ him UwU I wuv -uWu Mowe than UwU I wuv these ^w^ eyes, ^.^ mowe than x3 my :3 wife, -:33 Mowe, ^.^ by aww UwU mowes, than ;;w;; e'ew UwU I UwU shaww wuv x3 wife. -;;w;; If UwU I UwU do ^w^ feign, xDD you :3 witnyesses :33 abuv ->_> Punyish x3 my >w< wife fow ;;w;; tainting of x3 my love! -OLIVIA. uWu Ay uWu me, detested! How ^w^ am UwU I beguiw'd! ->_> VIOWA. Who does beguile you? Who does UwU do xDD you ÚwÚ wwong? -OLIVIA. Hast xDD thou fowgot thyself? Is >w< it UwU so long? -;;w;; Caww fowth x3 the >w< howy :33 fathew. uWu Exit >w< an uWu ATTENDANT -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Come, away! -OLIVIA. Whithew, x3 my xDD wowd? ;;w;; Cesawio, ^.^ husband, >_< stay. -x3 DUKE. >w< Husband? -OLIVIA. Ay, xDD husband; ^.^ can ^.^ he :3 that deny? -x3 DUKE. :3 Hew ^.^ husband, ÚwÚ siwwah? ->_> VIOWA. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, nyot ^.^ I. -OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Awas, >w< it >_> is x3 the baseness of >w< thy feaw -:33 That x3 makes uWu thee strangle >w< thy >w< pwopwiety. -Fear >_> nyot, ;;w;; Cesawio, OwO take >w< thy fowtunyes xDD up; -^w^ Be :3 that xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou awt, ÚwÚ and xDD then xDD thou awt -;;w;; As great >_< as :3 that xDD thou ÚwÚ feaw'st. - -Entew PRIEST - ->_< O, ;;w;; wewcome, ;;w;; fathew! -:3 Fathew, UwU I :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ by >w< thy xDD wevewence, -:3 Hewe to unfowd- ^w^ though :3 watewy ^.^ we :3 intended -;;w;; To >_< keep uWu in >w< dawknyess >_> what ;;w;; occasion nyow -ÚwÚ Weveaws >w< befowe UwU 'tis ^.^ wipe- >_> what xDD thou dost ^.^ knyow ->_< Hath x3 nyewwy :33 pass'd ^-^ between ÚwÚ this :33 youth ÚwÚ and x3 me. ->_> PWIEST. ^-^ A ÚwÚ contwact of xDD etewnyaw :3 bond of xDD wuv, ->_> Confiwm'd ^.^ by ^-^ mutuaw joinder of x3 youw ^.^ hands, -OwO Attested ^.^ by x3 the >w< howy ^-^ cwose of :3 wips, -Stwength'nyed ^.^ by intewchangement of x3 youw rings; -xDD And aww x3 the ceremony of ÚwÚ this compact -Seaw'd uWu in x3 my UwU function, ^.^ by x3 my uWu testimony; -Since xDD when, x3 my ;;w;; watch hath told uWu me, toward x3 my ^-^ gwave, -UwU I uWu have ^w^ twaveww'd >_> but >w< two hours. -x3 DUKE. x3 O xDD thou dissembling >_> cub! >_> What wiwt xDD thou be, -x3 When time hath uWu sow'd :3 a grizzle on >w< thy x3 case? -:33 Ow xDD wiww nyot >_> ewse >w< thy cwaft UwU so quickly gwow -:33 That ^.^ thinye UwU own uWu twip UwU shaww be ^.^ thinye :3 uvwthwow? -UwU Faweweww, ÚwÚ and OwO take >w< hew; >_> but direct >w< thy ;;w;; feet -Whewe xDD thou ÚwÚ and UwU I henceforth OwO may >_< nyevew ^.^ meet. ->_> VIOWA. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I UwU do protest- -OLIVIA. >_< O, UwU do nyot sweaw! -:33 Howd xDD wittwe ^w^ faith, ^w^ though xDD thou >_> has ^w^ too much ;;w;; feaw. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. For x3 the wuv of :33 God, :3 a >_> suwgeon! ->_< Send one presently to Sir :3 Toby. -OLIVIA. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Has broke x3 my >_> head ^-^ acwoss, ÚwÚ and >_> has UwU given Sir Toby :3 a -bwoody coxcomb UwU too. For x3 the wuv of :33 God, x3 youw :33 hewp! UwU I xDD had rather -than >w< fowty ;;w;; pound UwU I :3 wewe uWu at >_> home. -OLIVIA. Who >_> has donye uWu this, Sir ^w^ Andwew? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu The OwO Count's gentweman, one xDD Cesawio. We >_> took ^.^ him fow :3 a -xDD cowawd, >_> but uWu he's x3 the xDD vewy ^.^ deviw ^.^ incawdinyate. -x3 DUKE. OwO My gentweman, ÚwÚ Cesawio? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Od's >w< wifewings, OwO hewe ^.^ he x3 is! >_> You broke x3 my >_> head fow -uWu nyothing; ÚwÚ and :3 that :3 that ^-^ did, UwU I UwU was uWu set on to do't ^.^ by Sir :3 Toby. ->_> VIOWA. Why UwU do xDD you speak to me? UwU I >_< nyevew ÚwÚ huwt OwO you. ->_> You >w< dwew x3 youw xDD swowd ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ^-^ without cause; -OwO But UwU I UwU bespake xDD you >w< faiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ huwt xDD you not. - -Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; If :3 a bwoody coxcomb be :3 a hurt, xDD you uWu have ÚwÚ huwt OwO me; UwU I think -xDD you uWu set >_< nyothing ^.^ by :3 a bwoody ^.^ coxcomb. :3 Hewe x3 comes Sir Toby hawting; -xDD you UwU shaww hear mowe; >_> but >_> if ^.^ he xDD had nyot :33 been uWu in dwink, ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd -uWu have ^w^ tickw'd xDD you othergates than ^.^ he ^.^ did. -x3 DUKE. How now, gentleman? How :3 is't with you? -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< That's aww onye; >_> has ÚwÚ huwt uWu me, ÚwÚ and there's x3 th' >w< end ^.^ on't. -Sot, :33 didst >_> see UwU Dick :3 Suwgeon, >_> sot? -uWu CWOWN. >_< O, uWu he's dwunk, Sir Toby, >w< an >_> houw agonye; :33 his eyes :3 wewe uWu set uWu at -eight :33 i' x3 th' xDD mownying. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU Then uWu he's :3 a ;;w;; wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 passy ^-^ measuwes uWu pavin. UwU I ^-^ hate :3 a -^w^ dwunken wogue. -OLIVIA. UwU Away with ^.^ him. Who hath UwU made ÚwÚ this havoc with them? -;;w;; AGUECHEEK. I'll OwO hewp UwU you, Sir Toby, uWu because we'll be dwess'd -together. -ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Will xDD you help- >w< an ass-head ÚwÚ and :3 a coxcomb ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ knyave, :3 a ->_< thin fac'd ^-^ knyave, :3 a guww? -OLIVIA. >_< Get ^.^ him to ^.^ bed, ÚwÚ and wet :33 his ÚwÚ huwt be >_> wook'd ;;w;; to. -Exeunt CLOWN, FABIAN, ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW - -Entew x3 SEBASTIAN - -:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, UwU madam, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ huwt x3 youw kinsman; -But, xDD had >w< it :33 been x3 the ÚwÚ bwothew of x3 my bwood, -UwU I ^w^ must uWu have donye nyo less with wit ÚwÚ and >w< safety. ->_> You ^-^ thwow :3 a ;;w;; stwange regard ;;w;; upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by :3 that -UwU I UwU do >_> pewceive >w< it hath uWu offended OwO you. -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 sweet one, even fow x3 the x3 vows -We UwU made >_< each othew >_> but UwU so wate ago. -x3 DUKE. x3 Onye >w< face, one voice, one habit, ÚwÚ and >w< two ^-^ pewsons! -^-^ A natural ^-^ pewspective, :3 that >_> is ÚwÚ and >_> is not. -:33 SEBASTIAN. Antonio, x3 O x3 my uWu deaw Antonio! -How uWu have x3 the >_> houws wack'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ towtuw'd ;;w;; me -Since UwU I uWu have wost uWu thee! ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU Sebastian OwO awe you? -:33 SEBASTIAN. Feaw'st xDD thou :3 that, Antonyio? ->_> ANTONyIO. How uWu have xDD you UwU made OwO division of >w< youwsewf? -^-^ An apple uWu cweft uWu in >w< two >_> is nyot ^.^ mowe ^-^ twin -Than these >w< two >w< cweatuwes. >_< Which >_> is Sebastian? -OLIVIA. :3 Most OwO wondewfuw! -:33 SEBASTIAN. Do UwU I stand OwO thewe? UwU I >_< nyevew xDD had :3 a bwothew; -x3 Nyow ^.^ can there be :3 that deity uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Of OwO hewe ÚwÚ and :3 evewywhewe. UwU I xDD had :3 a :3 sistew -;;w;; Whom x3 the ^w^ bwind ;;w;; waves ÚwÚ and suwges uWu have devour'd. -Of chawity, >_> what ^-^ kin OwO awe xDD you to me? ->_> What countwyman, >_> what :33 nyame, >_> what pawentage? ->_> VIOWA. Of ^w^ Messawinye; UwU Sebastian UwU was x3 my :33 fathew. ->w< Such :3 a UwU Sebastian UwU was x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew :3 too; -^w^ So OwO went ^.^ he ^-^ suited to :33 his :3 watewy UwU tomb; -;;w;; If ;;w;; spiwits ^.^ can assume both >_< fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ suit, ->_> You come to :33 fwight >_> us. -:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ A ^w^ spiwit UwU I ^w^ am :33 indeed, -OwO But ^w^ am uWu in :3 that UwU dimension grossly cwad ->_< Which from x3 the womb UwU I uWu did ;;w;; pawticipate. -^.^ Wewe xDD you :3 a ^w^ woman, >_< as x3 the xDD west xDD goes ÚwÚ even, -UwU I >_> shouwd x3 my tears wet faww ;;w;; upon x3 youw OwO cheek, -xDD And >_> say >_> 'Thwice ;;w;; wewcome, drowned Viola!' ->_> VIOWA. OwO My >w< fathew xDD had :3 a ^.^ mowe ;;w;; upon :33 his >_> bwow. -:33 SEBASTIAN. xDD And UwU so xDD had ^w^ minye. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And >w< died :3 that day when Viola from her birth -xDD Had UwU nyumb'wed thirteen years. -:33 SEBASTIAN. >_< O, :3 that xDD wecowd >_> is lively uWu in x3 my souw! ->w< He finyished ÚwÚ indeed :33 his >w< mowtaw ;;w;; act -:33 That day :3 that UwU made x3 my :3 sistew thirteen years. ->_> VIOWA. ;;w;; If >_< nyothing wets to >_< make >_> us ^w^ happy both -OwO But ÚwÚ this x3 my mascuwinye usuwp'd xDD attiwe, -Do nyot >_< embwace ;;w;; me >w< tiww >_< each circumstance -Of pwace, time, fowtunye, UwU do ;;w;; cohewe ÚwÚ and x3 jump -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am UwU Viowa; which to xDD confiwm, -I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you to :3 a UwU captain uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD town, -Whewe >_< wie x3 my >_< maiden ^w^ weeds; ^.^ by x3 whose ^-^ gentwe OwO hewp -UwU I UwU was preserv'd to serve ÚwÚ this x3 nyobwe xDD Count. -All x3 the occuwwence of x3 my :3 fowtunye xDD since ->_< Hath :33 been ^-^ between ÚwÚ this uWu wady ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this OwO wowd. -:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 [To ;;w;; OWIVIA] ^w^ So UwU Comes :33 it, UwU wady, xDD you uWu have :33 been uWu mistook; -OwO But ÚwÚ nyatuwe to her :3 bias >w< dwew uWu in x3 that. ->_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been >_< contwacted to :3 a >_> maid; -x3 Nyow OwO awe xDD you >_< thewein, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, :3 deceiv'd; ->_> You OwO awe ^w^ betwoth'd both to :3 a >_< maid ÚwÚ and man. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be nyot ^-^ amaz'd; >w< wight x3 nyobwe >_> is :33 his blood. -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be >_> so, >_< as yet x3 the gwass ;;w;; seems ^-^ twue, -UwU I UwU shaww uWu have share uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU most ^w^ happy >_< wweck. -:33 [To >w< VIOWA] :33 Boy, xDD thou x3 hast uWu said to ;;w;; me :3 a thousand times -^.^ Thou >_< nyevew shouwdst wuv OwO woman ^.^ wike to x3 me. ->_> VIOWA. xDD And aww UwU those UwU sayings xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ uvwsweaw; -xDD And aww UwU those swearings >_< keep >_< as true uWu in :3 souw -;;w;; As xDD doth :3 that owbed continyent x3 the fire -:33 That severs day from OwO nyight. -x3 DUKE. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; -xDD And wet ;;w;; me >_> see uWu thee uWu in >w< thy xDD woman's weeds. ->_> VIOWA. uWu The UwU captain :3 that uWu did ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me xDD fiwst on >w< showe ->_< Hath x3 my maid's x3 gawments. ^-^ He, ;;w;; upon x3 some xDD action, -Is nyow uWu in ^w^ duwance, uWu at ;;w;; Mawvowio's ^.^ suit, -^-^ A ÚwÚ gentweman ÚwÚ and follower of x3 my ;;w;; wady's. -OLIVIA. >w< He UwU shaww >_< enwawge ^.^ him. ^-^ Fetch Mawvowio hithew; -xDD And ^w^ yet, :3 awas, nyow UwU I remember uWu me, -^-^ They say, poor gentweman, uWu he's much x3 distwact. - -^.^ We-entew CLOWN, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and xDD FABIAN - -^-^ A UwU most >_> extwacting fwenzy of >_< minye UwU own -Fwom x3 my wemembwance cweawwy banyish'd ÚwÚ his. -How does xDD he, ÚwÚ siwwah? -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ Twuwy, UwU madam, ^.^ he ÚwÚ howds Belzebub uWu at x3 the ÚwÚ stave's >w< end >_< as weww ->_< as :3 a x3 man uWu in :33 his case OwO may xDD do. x3 Has OwO hewe ^-^ wwit :3 a >_> wettew to uWu you; UwU I ->_> shouwd uWu have UwU given 't xDD you ^w^ to-day UwU mownying, >_> but >_< as :3 a madman's -epistwes OwO awe nyo xDD gospews, UwU so >w< it skiwws nyot much when ;;w;; they OwO awe -:33 dewivew'd. -OLIVIA. Open't, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wead :3 it. -uWu CWOWN. Wook xDD then to be weww edified when x3 the >w< foow xDD dewivews x3 the ->_> madman. x3 [Weads madly xDD ] >_< 'By x3 the Wowd, ^w^ madam-' -OLIVIA. How >_< nyow! Awt xDD thou uWu mad? -uWu CWOWN. :3 Nyo, UwU madam, UwU I UwU do >_> but ^w^ wead >w< madnyess. ^-^ An x3 youw >w< wadyship xDD wiww uWu have ->w< it >_< as >w< it ought to be, xDD you ^w^ must UwU awwow vox. -OLIVIA. UwU Pwithee ^w^ wead :33 i' >w< thy >w< wight wits. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So UwU I UwU do, madonna; >_> but to ^w^ wead :33 his >w< wight :33 wits >_> is to ^w^ wead -^.^ thus; >_< thewefowe perpend, x3 my xDD Pwincess, ÚwÚ and UwU give :3 eaw. -OLIVIA. :33 [To ÚwÚ FABIAN] xDD Wead >w< it UwU you, sirrah. -x3 FABIAN. [Weads] >_< 'By x3 the Wowd, UwU madam, xDD you wrong uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 the wowwd -UwU shaww ^.^ knyow :3 it. ;;w;; Though xDD you uWu have put ;;w;; me x3 into >w< dawknyess ÚwÚ and UwU given -x3 youw ^w^ dwunken xDD cousin UwU wuwe uvw uWu me, yet uWu have UwU I x3 the ^-^ benyefit of x3 my -:33 senses >_< as weww >_< as x3 youw ladyship. UwU I uWu have x3 youw UwU own >_> wettew :3 that ->_< induced ;;w;; me to x3 the ÚwÚ sembwance UwU I put ;;w;; on, with x3 the which UwU I doubt nyot ->_> but to UwU do mysewf much >w< wight ow xDD you much ;;w;; shame. ^w^ Think of ;;w;; me >_< as xDD you -ÚwÚ pwease. UwU I OwO weave x3 my >_> duty :3 a xDD wittwe ^w^ unthought :33 of, ÚwÚ and speak x3 out of -x3 my >w< injuwy. -^-^ THE MADLY-US'D ;;w;; MAWVOWIO' - -OLIVIA. Did ^.^ he >w< wwite :3 this? -uWu CWOWN. Ay, Madam. -x3 DUKE. This UwU savouws nyot much of :3 distwaction. -OLIVIA. xDD See ^.^ him UwU dewivew'd, uWu Fabian; ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him hithew. -uWu Exit xDD FABIAN -OwO My uWu wowd, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, these ^.^ things further xDD thought ;;w;; on, -;;w;; To think ;;w;; me >_< as weww :3 a :3 sistew >_< as :3 a :3 wife, -x3 Onye day UwU shaww >_< cwown x3 th' alliance on't, UwU so uWu pwease UwU you, -:3 Hewe uWu at x3 my house, ÚwÚ and uWu at x3 my OwO pwopew OwO cost. -x3 DUKE. uWu Madam, UwU I ^w^ am UwU most ^-^ apt t' >_< embwace x3 youw UwU offew. -:33 [To >w< VIOWA] uWu Youw >_< mastew quits uWu you; x3 and, fow x3 youw OwO sewvice donye -:3 him, -^w^ So much OwO against x3 the mettle of x3 youw ;;w;; sex, -^w^ So uWu faw >_< benyeath x3 youw soft ÚwÚ and xDD tendew uWu bweeding, -xDD And xDD since xDD you ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me >_< mastew fow UwU so long, -:3 Hewe >_> is x3 my xDD hand; xDD you UwU shaww from ÚwÚ this time be ->_> You xDD mastew's ^w^ mistwess. -OLIVIA. ^-^ A sistew! >_> You OwO awe ^w^ she. - -^.^ We-entew FABIAN, with x3 MAWVOWIO - -x3 DUKE. Is ÚwÚ this x3 the xDD madman? -OLIVIA. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ this :33 same. -How now, OwO Mawvowio! -:33 MAWVOWIO. uWu Madam, xDD you uWu have donye ;;w;; me wwong, -Nyotowious wrong. -OLIVIA. :3 Have I, >_> Mawvowio? No. -:33 MAWVOWIO. Lady, xDD you :3 have. >_> Pway xDD you OwO pewuse :3 that >_> wettew. ->_> You ^w^ must nyot nyow UwU deny >w< it >_> is x3 youw xDD hand; -:3 Wwite from >w< it >_> if xDD you ^-^ can, uWu in uWu hand ow ÚwÚ phwase; -:33 Ow >_> say UwU 'tis nyot x3 youw ÚwÚ seaw, nyot x3 youw ^w^ invention; ->_> You ^.^ can >_> say >_< nyonye of UwU this. xDD Weww, gwant >w< it >w< then, -xDD And tell uWu me, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ modesty of honyouw, -Why xDD you uWu have UwU given ;;w;; me xDD such ^-^ cweaw wights of favour, -^-^ Bade ;;w;; me come x3 smiwing ÚwÚ and cross-garter'd to UwU you, -;;w;; To put on >w< yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and to fwown ->_> Upon Sir Toby ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wightew xDD peopwe; -^.^ And, >w< acting ÚwÚ this uWu in >w< an obedient hope, -Why uWu have xDD you ^w^ suffew'd ;;w;; me to be >_< impwison'd, -^w^ Kept uWu in :3 a dark house, OwO visited ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; pwiest, -xDD And UwU made x3 the UwU most :3 nyotowious uWu geck ÚwÚ and guw -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew >w< invention pway'd ^-^ on? Teww ;;w;; me :33 why. -OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Awas, Malvolio, ÚwÚ this >_> is nyot x3 my writing, -uWu Though, UwU I >_> confess, much ^.^ wike x3 the uWu chawactew; -OwO But x3 out of ;;w;; question UwU 'tis uWu Mawia's >w< hand. -xDD And nyow UwU I UwU do ^.^ bethink uWu me, >w< it UwU was ^.^ she -First told ;;w;; me xDD thou >w< wast >w< mad; xDD then xDD cam'st uWu in :3 smiwing, -xDD And uWu in xDD such uWu fowms which OwO hewe :3 wewe presuppos'd ->_> Upon uWu thee uWu in x3 the >_> wettew. Prithee, be content; -This pwactice hath UwU most >w< shwewdwy :33 pass'd ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ thee, -But, when ^.^ we ^.^ knyow x3 the grounds ÚwÚ and authors of :33 it, -^.^ Thou shalt be both x3 the pwaintiff ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO judge -Of ^.^ thinye UwU own OwO cause. -x3 FABIAN. ^-^ Good UwU madam, hear ;;w;; me :3 speak, -xDD And wet nyo ^-^ quawwew nor nyo uWu bwaww to come -:3 Taint x3 the condition of ÚwÚ this xDD pwesent ^-^ houw, ->_< Which UwU I uWu have x3 wond'wed at. ^w^ In UwU hope >w< it UwU shaww >_> nyot, -:3 Most freely UwU I x3 confess mysewf ÚwÚ and Toby -Set ÚwÚ this xDD device OwO against Mawvowio UwU hewe, ->_> Upon x3 some ^-^ stubbown ÚwÚ and :3 uncouwteous parts -We xDD had conceiv'd OwO against ^.^ him. Mawia ^-^ wwit -uWu The letter, uWu at Sir Toby's great ^.^ impowtance, -^w^ In recompense xDD wheweof ^.^ he hath mawwied her. -How with :3 a :33 spowtfuw malice >w< it UwU was follow'd -^-^ May rather pluck on :33 waughtew than UwU wevenge, -;;w;; If :3 that x3 the x3 injuwies be >_< justwy x3 weigh'd -:33 That uWu have on both >w< sides xDD pass'd. -OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Awas, poor x3 foow, >w< how uWu have ;;w;; they uWu baffw'd uWu thee! -uWu CWOWN. Why, xDD 'Some OwO awe bown ^.^ gweat, x3 some ;;w;; achieve greatness, ÚwÚ and x3 some -uWu have :33 gweatnyess :33 thwown ;;w;; upon xDD them.' UwU I UwU was one, ^w^ siw, uWu in ÚwÚ this -intewwude- one Sir uWu Topas, siw; >_> but ^w^ that's aww onye. >_< 'By x3 the Wowd, -x3 foow, UwU I ^w^ am nyot UwU mad!' OwO But UwU do xDD you :3 wemembew- ^-^ 'Madam, >w< why laugh xDD you -uWu at xDD such :3 a ^-^ bawwen :3 wascaw? ^-^ An xDD you ;;w;; smiwe >_> nyot, uWu he's gagg'd'? xDD And OwO thus -x3 the UwU whiwwigig of time >_< bwings uWu in :33 his revenges. -:33 MAWVOWIO. I'll be ^w^ weveng'd on x3 the whole OwO pack of OwO you. -uWu Exit -OLIVIA. >w< He hath :33 been UwU most notoriously x3 abus'd. -x3 DUKE. :33 Puwsue :3 him, ÚwÚ and entweat ^.^ him to :3 a :3 peace; ->w< He hath nyot told >_> us of x3 the UwU captain >_> yet. -x3 When :3 that >_> is ^-^ knyown, ÚwÚ and golden time x3 convents, -^-^ A solemn >w< combinyation UwU shaww be UwU made -Of UwU ouw uWu deaw souws. UwU Meantime, x3 sweet ^-^ sistew, -We xDD wiww nyot ÚwÚ pawt from x3 hence. ;;w;; Cesawio, >_< come; -For UwU so xDD you UwU shaww be OwO whiwe xDD you OwO awe :3 a xDD man; -OwO But when uWu in othew :3 habits xDD you OwO awe uWu seen, -:33 Owsinyo's ^-^ mistwess, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ fancy's >w< queen. -Exeunt aww >_> but x3 the CWOWN - -CWOWN ^-^ sings - -x3 When :3 that UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wittwe >w< tiny ^-^ boy, -With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, -^-^ A >_< foowish ^.^ thing UwU was >_> but :3 a ^-^ toy, -For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. - -OwO But when UwU I ^-^ came to :33 man's x3 estate, -With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, -^w^ 'Gainst knyaves ÚwÚ and thieves ;;w;; men shut uWu theiw >_< gate, -For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. - -OwO But when UwU I came, ^.^ awas! to x3 wive, -With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, -^-^ By :3 swaggewing couwd UwU I >_< nyevew thwive, -For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. - -OwO But when UwU I ^-^ came >w< unto x3 my :3 beds, -With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, -With toss-pots still xDD had ^w^ dwunken >_< heads, -For x3 the xDD wain >w< it ÚwÚ wainyeth every x3 day. - -^-^ A great OwO whiwe ^w^ ago x3 the wowwd begun, -With ^w^ hey, :3 ho, x3 the wind ÚwÚ and x3 the rain, -OwO But ^w^ that's aww one, UwU ouw :33 pway >_> is :33 donye, -xDD And we'll strive to uWu pwease xDD you every x3 day. -uWu Exit - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -;;w;; 1595 - -^-^ THE OwO TWO ^-^ GENTWEMEN ÚwÚ OF ^.^ VEWONyA - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -DRAMATIS PERSONAE - -ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ OF MILAN, >w< fathew to >_> Siwvia -ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, one of x3 the >w< two gentlemen -ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " -uWu ANTONyIO, >w< fathew to >_< Pwoteus -xDD THUWIO, :3 a >_< foowish wivaw to Valentine -^-^ EGWAMOUW, agent fow >_> Siwvia uWu in her escape -SPEED, :3 a ^.^ cwownyish xDD sewvant to Valentine ->w< WAUNCE, x3 the ^.^ wike to >_< Pwoteus -uWu PANTHINyO, xDD sewvant to Antonio -x3 HOST, :3 whewe xDD Juwia ^.^ wodges uWu in Milan -OUTLAWS, with Valentine - -:33 JUWIA, :3 a uWu wady of Verona, beloved of >_< Pwoteus -SILVIA, x3 the Duke's ^w^ daughtew, beloved of Valentine -WUCETTA, waiting-woman to xDD Juwia - -^-^ SEWVANTS -MUSICIANS - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -SCENE: -Vewonya; :3 Miwan; x3 the fwontiews of >_< Mantua - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Verona. ^-^ An open :33 pwace - -Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and x3 PWOTEUS - -VALENTINE. ^.^ Cease to ;;w;; pewsuade, x3 my >w< woving >_< Pwoteus: -;;w;; Home-keeping :33 youth uWu have OwO evew homewy wits. -^w^ Wewe't nyot :3 affection >_> chains >w< thy xDD tendew OwO days -;;w;; To x3 the x3 sweet >_> gwances of >w< thy :3 honyouw'd xDD wuv, -UwU I rather ^.^ wouwd entweat >w< thy >_< company -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the wondews of x3 the wowwd >_> abwoad, ->_< Than, UwU wiving :3 duwwy uWu swuggawdiz'd uWu at ^.^ home, -:3 Weaw x3 out >w< thy :33 youth with shapeless >_< idwenyess. -OwO But xDD since xDD thou ^-^ wov'st, wuv still, ÚwÚ and x3 thwive >_< thewein, -Even >_< as UwU I :3 wouwd, when UwU I to wuv ;;w;; begin. -PROTEUS. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be gone? ÚwÚ Sweet Valentine, ^w^ adieu! -^w^ Think on >w< thy Pwoteus, when xDD thou haply seest -;;w;; Some OwO wawe :3 nyotewowthy :33 object uWu in >w< thy uWu twavew. -^-^ Wish ;;w;; me partaker uWu in >w< thy happinyess -x3 When xDD thou dost :3 meet ÚwÚ good UwU hap; ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< thy uWu dangew, -;;w;; If OwO evew danger UwU do enviwon ÚwÚ thee, ->_< Commend >w< thy gwievance to x3 my >w< howy pwayews, -For UwU I xDD wiww be >w< thy ^w^ headsman, x3 Vawentinye. -VALENTINE. xDD And on :3 a ^w^ wuv-book pray fow x3 my xDD success? -PROTEUS. >_> Upon x3 some ^w^ book UwU I wuv I'll pray fow thee. -VALENTINE. >w< That's on x3 some shallow ^-^ stowy of >_> deep love: -How xDD young :33 Weandew cwoss'd x3 the Hellespont. -PROTEUS. >w< That's :3 a >_> deep ^-^ stowy of :3 a deeper love; -For ^.^ he UwU was ^.^ mowe than uvw xDD shoes uWu in love. -VALENTINE. 'Tis true; fow xDD you OwO awe uvw ÚwÚ boots uWu in xDD wuv, -xDD And yet xDD you >_< nyevew :3 swum x3 the Hellespont. -PROTEUS. Over x3 the >w< boots! Nyay, UwU give ;;w;; me nyot x3 the uWu boots. -VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, fow >w< it ÚwÚ boots uWu thee not. -PROTEUS. What? -VALENTINE. ;;w;; To be uWu in ;;w;; wuv- :3 whewe ^w^ scown >_> is xDD bought with :33 gwoans, -:3 Coy :33 wooks with heawt-sowe xDD sighs, one >_> fading UwU moment's >_< miwth -With ÚwÚ twenty watchful, OwO weawy, tedious nights; -;;w;; If haply >_> won, ^-^ pewhaps :3 a hapwess gain; -;;w;; If :3 wost, >w< why xDD then :3 a ;;w;; gwievous labour ^w^ won; ->w< Howevew, >_> but :3 a >w< fowwy xDD bought with ^w^ wit, -:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a wit ^.^ by >w< fowwy xDD vanquished. -PROTEUS. So, ^.^ by x3 youw ciwcumstance, xDD you caww ;;w;; me xDD foow. -VALENTINE. So, ^.^ by x3 youw ciwcumstance, UwU I feaw you'ww ^.^ pwuv. -PROTEUS. 'Tis wuv xDD you OwO caviw OwO at; UwU I ^w^ am nyot Love. -VALENTINE. Wuv >_> is x3 youw ^.^ mastew, fow ^.^ he >w< mastews uWu you; -xDD And ^.^ he :3 that >_> is UwU so :33 yoked ^.^ by :3 a x3 foow, -Methinks, >_> shouwd nyot be ^.^ chwonyicwed fow uWu wise. -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Yet ^.^ wwitews say, >_< as uWu in x3 the ^w^ sweetest >w< bud -uWu The uWu eating ;;w;; cankew dwells, UwU so uWu eating wuv -^-^ Inhabits uWu in x3 the x3 finyest :33 wits of all. -VALENTINE. xDD And ^.^ wwitews say, >_< as x3 the UwU most forward >w< bud -Is eaten ^.^ by x3 the ;;w;; cankew ere >w< it blow, -Even UwU so ^.^ by wuv x3 the xDD young ÚwÚ and xDD tendew wit -Is >_> tuwn'd to >_> fowwy, ÚwÚ bwasting uWu in x3 the bud, -OwO Wosing :33 his ^-^ vewduwe even uWu in x3 the prime, -xDD And aww x3 the >w< faiw UwU effects of ÚwÚ futuwe :33 hopes. -OwO But ^-^ whewefowe uWu waste UwU I time to counsel x3 the -:33 That awt :3 a votary to fond desiwe? -Once ^.^ mowe ^w^ adieu. OwO My >w< fathew uWu at x3 the woad ->_< Expects x3 my uWu coming, there to >_> see ;;w;; me >_< shipp'd. -PROTEUS. xDD And uWu thithew xDD wiww UwU I ;;w;; bwing ÚwÚ thee, x3 Vawentinye. -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Sweet Pwoteus, ^.^ nyo; nyow wet >_> us OwO take UwU ouw >_< weave. -;;w;; To Milan wet ;;w;; me hear from uWu thee ^.^ by x3 wettews -Of >w< thy >w< success uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and >_> what nyews >_> ewse -^w^ Betideth OwO hewe uWu in >w< absence of >w< thy fwiend; -xDD And UwU I >_< wikewise xDD wiww x3 visit uWu thee with ^w^ minye. -PROTEUS. All happinyess OwO bechance to uWu thee uWu in xDD Miwan! -VALENTINE. ;;w;; As much to xDD you uWu at ÚwÚ home; ÚwÚ and UwU so farewell! -uWu Exit ;;w;; VAWENTINyE -PROTEUS. >w< He ÚwÚ aftew honour >w< hunts, UwU I ÚwÚ aftew love; ->w< He >w< weaves :33 his ^w^ fwiends to >_< dignyify them uWu mowe: -UwU I OwO weave myself, x3 my OwO fwiends, ÚwÚ and aww fow love. -Thou, Julia, xDD thou x3 hast ;;w;; metamowphis'd uWu me, -Made ;;w;; me >_> nyegwect x3 my ^.^ studies, wose x3 my time, -War with ÚwÚ good counsew, uWu set x3 the wowwd uWu at nought; -Made wit with musing ÚwÚ weak, >_< heawt >w< sick with thought. - -Entew SPEED - -SPEED. Sir Pwoteus, :3 save you! ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 my ÚwÚ mastew? -PROTEUS. OwO But nyow ^.^ he pawted >w< hence to :3 embawk fow Milan. -SPEED. Twenty to one xDD then ^.^ he >_> is uWu shipp'd already, -xDD And UwU I uWu have pway'd x3 the sheep uWu in losing ^.^ him. -PROTEUS. :33 Indeed :3 a sheep xDD doth xDD vewy often stway, -^-^ An >_> if x3 the xDD shephewd be ^-^ awhiwe xDD away. -SPEED. >_> You OwO concwude :3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :3 a xDD shephewd >w< then, ÚwÚ and -UwU I :3 a :33 sheep? -PROTEUS. UwU I xDD do. -SPEED. Why >w< then, x3 my >w< howns OwO awe :33 his UwU howns, >w< whethew UwU I wake ow OwO sweep. -PROTEUS. ^-^ A siwwy ÚwÚ answew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fitting weww :3 a ^-^ sheep. -SPEED. This ;;w;; pwuvs ;;w;; me still :3 a ^-^ sheep. -PROTEUS. ^w^ Twue; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< mastew :3 a ^-^ shephewd. -SPEED. Nyay, :3 that UwU I ^.^ can UwU deny ^.^ by :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. -PROTEUS. ^.^ It UwU shaww OwO go x3 hawd >_> but I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it ^.^ by anyothew. -SPEED. uWu The xDD shephewd >_> seeks x3 the ;;w;; sheep, ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the sheep x3 the ->w< shephewd; >_> but UwU I >_> seek x3 my ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and x3 my >_< mastew >_> seeks nyot OwO me; -OwO thewefowe, UwU I ^w^ am nyo ^-^ sheep. -PROTEUS. uWu The sheep fow >w< foddew ;;w;; fowwow x3 the >w< shephewd; x3 the xDD shephewd fow -OwO food xDD fowwows nyot x3 the ^.^ sheep: xDD thou fow UwU wages followest >w< thy mastew; ->w< thy >_< mastew fow UwU wages xDD fowwows nyot thee. >_< Thewefowe, xDD thou awt :3 a -^-^ sheep. -SPEED. >w< Such anyothew xDD pwoof xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me cwy xDD 'baa.' -PROTEUS. OwO But dost xDD thou UwU heaw? Gav'st xDD thou x3 my >_> wettew to :3 Juwia? -SPEED. Ay, siw; I, :3 a wost >_< mutton, uWu gave x3 youw >_> wettew to hew, :3 a ^w^ wac'd -;;w;; mutton; ÚwÚ and uWu she, :3 a ^w^ wac'd >_< mutton, uWu gave uWu me, :3 a wost >_< mutton, >_< nyothing -fow x3 my uWu wabouw. -PROTEUS. >_> Hewe's ^w^ too UwU smaww :3 a pastuwe fow xDD such OwO stowe of ^.^ muttons. -SPEED. ;;w;; If x3 the x3 gwound be ^-^ uvwchawg'd, xDD you :3 wewe best OwO stick her. -PROTEUS. Nyay, uWu in :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^w^ astway: >w< 'twewe best ;;w;; pound OwO you. -SPEED. Nyay, ^w^ siw, less than :3 a ;;w;; pound UwU shaww serve ;;w;; me fow ^w^ cawwying x3 youw ->_> wettew. -PROTEUS. >_> You OwO mistake; UwU I >_> mean x3 the x3 pound- :3 a pinfold. -SPEED. Fwom :3 a ;;w;; pound to :3 a pin? >_< Fowd >w< it uvw ÚwÚ and UwU uvw, -'Tis >_> thweefowd ^w^ too xDD wittwe fow ^w^ cawwying :3 a >_> wettew to x3 youw wuvw. -PROTEUS. OwO But >_> what uWu said >_< she? -SPEED. [Nyodding] uWu Ay. -PROTEUS. ^w^ Nyod- ^w^ ay. Why, ^w^ that's 'noddy.' -SPEED. >_> You ^w^ mistook, siw; UwU I >_> say ^.^ she uWu did >w< nyod; ÚwÚ and xDD you ^w^ ask ;;w;; me >_> if ^.^ she -uWu did >w< nyod; ÚwÚ and UwU I >_> say ^-^ 'Ay.' -PROTEUS. xDD And :3 that uWu set togethew >_> is 'noddy.' -SPEED. Now xDD you uWu have :33 taken x3 the ^w^ pains to uWu set >w< it together, OwO take >w< it fow -x3 youw OwO pains. -PROTEUS. :3 Nyo, ^.^ nyo; xDD you UwU shaww uWu have >w< it fow :33 beawing x3 the >_> wettew. -SPEED. xDD Weww, UwU I >_> pewceive UwU I ^w^ must be >_> fain to UwU beaw with OwO you. -PROTEUS. Why, ^w^ siw, >w< how UwU do xDD you UwU beaw with me? -SPEED. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, x3 the letter, xDD vewy :3 owdewwy; xDD having >_< nyothing >_> but x3 the -;;w;; wowd :33 'nyoddy' fow x3 my OwO pains. -PROTEUS. Beshrew uWu me, >_> but xDD you uWu have :3 a ^w^ quick >_< wit. -SPEED. xDD And yet >w< it ;;w;; cannyot overtake x3 youw slow purse. -PROTEUS. ^.^ Come, come, open x3 the mattew; uWu in ^-^ bwief, >_> what uWu said >_< she? -SPEED. ^w^ Open x3 youw puwse, :3 that x3 the monyey ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; mattew OwO may be both -uWu at >_> once delivered. -PROTEUS. xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, OwO hewe >_> is fow x3 youw OwO pains. >_> What uWu said >_< she? -SPEED. ^-^ Twuwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I think you'ww hardly x3 win her. -PROTEUS. Why, ^w^ couwdst xDD thou >_> pewceive UwU so much from OwO hew? -SPEED. UwU Siw, UwU I couwd >_> pewceive >_< nyothing uWu at aww from >w< hew; no, nyot UwU so -much >_< as :3 a ;;w;; ducat fow uWu dewivewing x3 youw wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ being UwU so x3 hawd to -;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ bwought x3 youw UwU mind, UwU I feaw ^.^ she'ww ^-^ pwuv >_< as x3 hawd to xDD you uWu in -:3 tewwing x3 youw :33 mind. Give her nyo ;;w;; token >_> but ^w^ stonyes, fow ^w^ she's >_< as -x3 hawd >_< as steew. -PROTEUS. >_> What uWu said >_< she? Nothing? -SPEED. :3 Nyo, nyot UwU so much >_< as OwO 'Take ÚwÚ this fow >w< thy uWu pains.' ;;w;; To >w< testify -x3 youw x3 bounty, UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD you uWu have :33 testewn'd OwO me; uWu in wequitaw -UwU wheweof, henceforth carry x3 youw x3 wettews :33 youwsewf; ÚwÚ and >_> so, ^w^ siw, -I'll ÚwÚ commend xDD you to x3 my master. -PROTEUS. ^w^ Go, x3 go, be >w< gonye, to :3 save x3 youw ship from ^.^ wweck, ->_< Which ;;w;; cannyot xDD pewish, xDD having uWu thee ;;w;; aboawd, -uWu Being ^w^ destin'd to :3 a ^w^ dwiew :33 death on ;;w;; showe. uWu Exit SPEED -UwU I ^w^ must OwO go >_> send x3 some xDD bettew :3 messengew. -UwU I feaw x3 my xDD Juwia ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< deign x3 my lines, -ÚwÚ Weceiving them from xDD such :3 a :33 wowthwess x3 post. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Verona. uWu The >_< gawden Of JUWIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew x3 JUWIA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCETTA - -uWu JUWIA. OwO But say, Wucetta, nyow ^.^ we OwO awe ^-^ awonye, -Wouldst xDD thou xDD then counsel ;;w;; me to faww uWu in love? -LUCETTA. Ay, x3 madam; UwU so xDD you stumble nyot ÚwÚ unheedfuwwy. -uWu JUWIA. Of aww x3 the >w< faiw xDD wesowt of gentlemen -:33 That every day with >w< pawwe x3 encountew uWu me, -^w^ In >w< thy opinyion which >_> is x3 wowthiest love? -LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, wepeat uWu theiw >w< nyames; I'll x3 show x3 my ^-^ mind -x3 Accowding to x3 my shallow :33 simpwe OwO skiww. -uWu JUWIA. >_> What think'st xDD thou of x3 the >w< faiw Sir Egwamouw? -LUCETTA. ;;w;; As of :3 a knight well-spoken, neat, ÚwÚ and fine; -But, :3 wewe UwU I UwU you, ^.^ he >_< nyevew >_> shouwd be ^w^ minye. -uWu JUWIA. >_> What think'st xDD thou of x3 the rich Mercatio? -LUCETTA. Weww of :33 his :3 weawth; >_> but of himsewf, UwU so :3 so. -uWu JUWIA. >_> What think'st xDD thou of x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ Pwoteus? -LUCETTA. Wowd, :3 Wowd! to >_> see >_> what >w< fowwy OwO weigns uWu in ÚwÚ us! -uWu JUWIA. How >_< nyow! >_> what means ÚwÚ this passion uWu at :33 his :3 nyame? -LUCETTA. Pawdon, uWu deaw x3 madam; UwU 'tis :3 a passing ^-^ shame -:33 That I, >_< unwowthy >w< body >_< as UwU I am, -Should UwU censuwe OwO thus on lovely >_< gentwemen. -uWu JUWIA. Why nyot on Pwoteus, >_< as of aww x3 the >w< west? -LUCETTA. UwU Then thus: of UwU many ÚwÚ good UwU I think ^.^ him >_> best. -uWu JUWIA. uWu Youw uWu weason? -LUCETTA. UwU I uWu have nyo othew >_> but :3 a xDD woman's weason: -UwU I think ^.^ him >_> so, uWu because UwU I think ^.^ him :3 so. -uWu JUWIA. xDD And wouldst xDD thou uWu have ;;w;; me ;;w;; cast x3 my wuv on him? -LUCETTA. Ay, >_> if xDD you xDD thought x3 youw wuv nyot ;;w;; cast xDD away. -uWu JUWIA. Why, xDD he, of aww x3 the ^-^ west, hath >_< nyevew x3 mov'd x3 me. -LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Yet xDD he, of aww x3 the ^-^ west, UwU I >_< think, best loves uWu ye. -uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ His xDD wittwe speaking >_< shows :33 his wuv >_> but small. -LUCETTA. xDD Fiwe ^w^ that's cwosest :33 kept buwns UwU most of all. -uWu JUWIA. ^-^ They UwU do nyot wuv :3 that UwU do nyot x3 show uWu theiw love. -LUCETTA. >_< O, ;;w;; they wuv least :3 that wet ;;w;; men ^.^ knyow uWu theiw love. -uWu JUWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I UwU knyew :33 his :33 mind. -LUCETTA. Peruse ÚwÚ this paper, UwU madam. -uWu JUWIA. uWu 'To ^w^ Juwia'- Say, from >w< whom? -LUCETTA. :33 That x3 the contents xDD wiww show. -uWu JUWIA. Say, say, who uWu gave >w< it thee? -LUCETTA. Sir UwU Vawentinye's ^-^ page; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sent, UwU I >_< think, from Proteus. ->w< He ^.^ wouwd uWu have UwU given >w< it uWu you; >_> but I, ^.^ being uWu in x3 the :3 way, -Did uWu in x3 youw xDD nyame receive uWu it; UwU pawdon x3 the ^w^ fauwt, UwU I pway. -uWu JUWIA. >_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 my OwO modesty, :3 a xDD goodwy broker! -Dare xDD you presume to uWu hawbouw >_< wanton ^.^ winyes? -;;w;; To whisper ÚwÚ and xDD conspiwe OwO against x3 my >_> youth? ->_> Nyow, :33 twust uWu me, UwU 'tis >w< an ^.^ office of great ^.^ wowth, -xDD And xDD you >w< an officer ;;w;; fit fow x3 the ;;w;; pwace. -There, OwO take x3 the OwO papew; >_> see >w< it be return'd; -:33 Ow >_> ewse ^-^ wetuwn nyo ^.^ mowe x3 into x3 my :33 sight. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; To pwead fow wuv >_> desewves ^.^ mowe ^.^ fee than ^.^ hate. -uWu JUWIA. Will OwO ye be gone? -LUCETTA. :33 That xDD you OwO may :33 wuminyate. uWu Exit -uWu JUWIA. xDD And ^w^ yet, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had ^w^ o'ewwook'd x3 the >_> wettew. -^.^ It :3 wewe :3 a ^-^ shame to caww her back OwO again, -xDD And pray her to :3 a ;;w;; fauwt fow which UwU I ;;w;; chid her. ->_> What >w< foow >_> is uWu she, :3 that xDD knyows UwU I ^w^ am :3 a >_< maid -xDD And ^.^ wouwd nyot force x3 the >_> wettew to x3 my x3 view! -Since >_< maids, uWu in OwO modesty, >_> say >_> 'Nyo' to :3 that ->_< Which ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd uWu have x3 the >w< pwoffewew construe ^-^ 'Ay.' -OwO Fie, >_< fie, >w< how :33 waywawd >_> is ÚwÚ this >_< foowish xDD wuv, -:33 That ^.^ wike :3 a testy >w< babe xDD wiww x3 scwatch x3 the xDD nyuwse, -xDD And pwesentwy, aww humbled, :3 kiss x3 the rod! -How churlishly UwU I ;;w;; chid Lucetta hence, -x3 When ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had her here! -How xDD angewwy UwU I ÚwÚ taught x3 my ^w^ bwow to fwown, -x3 When inward joy enforc'd x3 my >_< heawt to :33 smiwe! -OwO My >_< penyance >_> is to caww Lucetta back -xDD And ^w^ ask wemission fow x3 my >w< fowwy past. ->_> What ho! Lucetta! - -^.^ We-entew x3 WUCETTA - -LUCETTA. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw ladyship? -uWu JUWIA. ^-^ Is't nyeaw dinner >w< time? -LUCETTA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it uWu wewe, -:33 That xDD you ^w^ might OwO kiww x3 youw stomach on x3 youw :3 meat -xDD And nyot ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ maid. -uWu JUWIA. >_> What :3 is't :3 that xDD you >_> took x3 up UwU so uWu gingewwy? -LUCETTA. >_> Nyothing. -uWu JUWIA. Why :33 didst xDD thou >_< stoop ^w^ then? -LUCETTA. ;;w;; To OwO take :3 a paper x3 up :3 that UwU I wet UwU faww. -uWu JUWIA. xDD And >_> is :3 that paper nyothing? -LUCETTA. Nyothing UwU concewnying x3 me. -uWu JUWIA. UwU Then wet >w< it >_< wie fow UwU those :3 that >w< it concerns. -LUCETTA. uWu Madam, >w< it xDD wiww nyot >_< wie :3 whewe >w< it xDD concewns, -OwO Unwess >w< it uWu have :3 a UwU fawse x3 intewpwetew. -uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; Some wuv of >_> youws hath ^-^ wwit to xDD you uWu in >_> whyme. -LUCETTA. :33 That UwU I ^w^ might ^.^ sing :33 it, UwU madam, to :3 a x3 tunye. -Give ;;w;; me :3 a UwU nyote; x3 youw >w< wadyship ^.^ can set. -uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; As xDD wittwe ^.^ by xDD such :3 toys >_< as OwO may be UwU possibwe. -UwU Best ^.^ sing >w< it to x3 the tune of 'Wight ^.^ o' >_< Wuv.' -LUCETTA. ^.^ It >_> is ^w^ too x3 heavy fow UwU so >w< wight :3 a x3 tunye. -uWu JUWIA. ^.^ Heavy! ;;w;; bewike >w< it hath x3 some buwden UwU then. -LUCETTA. Ay; ÚwÚ and melodious :3 wewe :33 it, ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ sing :3 it. -uWu JUWIA. xDD And >w< why nyot you? -LUCETTA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot :3 weach UwU so xDD high. -uWu JUWIA. :3 Wet's >_> see x3 youw :33 song. uWu [WUCETTA ÚwÚ withhowds x3 the >_> wettew] -How now, ;;w;; minyion! -LUCETTA. ^w^ Keep tune there still, UwU so xDD you xDD wiww ^.^ sing >w< it OwO out. -xDD And yet uWu methinks UwU I UwU do nyot ^.^ wike ÚwÚ this x3 tunye. -uWu JUWIA. >_> You UwU do ^w^ nyot! -LUCETTA. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; UwU 'tis ^w^ too sharp. -uWu JUWIA. >_< You, ÚwÚ minyion, OwO awe ^w^ too >_< saucy. -LUCETTA. Nyay, nyow xDD you OwO awe ^w^ too flat -xDD And >_> maw x3 the concowd with ^w^ too UwU hawsh :3 a :3 descant; ->_> Thewe :33 wanteth >_> but :3 a >_> mean to ^w^ fiww x3 youw :33 song. -uWu JUWIA. uWu The >_> mean >_> is >w< dwown'd with x3 youw ^-^ unwuwy >w< bass. -LUCETTA. >w< Indeed, UwU I bid x3 the UwU base fow Proteus. -uWu JUWIA. This babbwe UwU shaww nyot henceforth >_> twoubwe x3 me. -:3 Hewe >_> is :3 a coiw with protestation! [Teaws x3 the >_> wettew] -^w^ Go, get xDD you xDD gonye; ÚwÚ and wet x3 the :33 papews xDD wie. ->_> You ^.^ wouwd be fing'ring ÚwÚ them, to ÚwÚ angew x3 me. -LUCETTA. :33 She x3 makes >w< it :3 stwange; >_> but ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd be best pleas'd -;;w;; To be UwU so ang'red with anyothew >_> wettew. uWu Exit -uWu JUWIA. Nyay, ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe UwU so ang'red with x3 the same! -x3 O hateful ^.^ hands, to teaw xDD such >w< woving words! -Injurious >_< wasps, to >w< feed on xDD such x3 sweet honey -xDD And OwO kiww x3 the ÚwÚ bees :3 that yield >w< it with x3 youw OwO stings! -I'll :3 kiss >_< each sevewaw paper fow >_> amends. -x3 Wook, OwO hewe >_> is ^-^ wwit ^-^ 'kind Julia.' Unkind Julia, -;;w;; As uWu in xDD wevenge of >w< thy ingratitude, -UwU I ^-^ thwow >w< thy xDD nyame OwO against x3 the >_< bwuising ^w^ stonyes, ->_< Twampwing contemptuously on >w< thy xDD disdain. -xDD And OwO hewe >_> is ^-^ wwit 'wuv-wounded Pwoteus.' -OwO Poow wounded xDD nyame! x3 my ^w^ bosom,,as :3 a ^.^ bed, -Shall uWu wodge uWu thee >w< tiww >w< thy ;;w;; wound be throughly >_< heaw'd; -xDD And OwO thus UwU I ^-^ seawch >w< it with :3 a suvweign >w< kiss. -OwO But twice ow thrice UwU was 'Pwoteus' ÚwÚ wwitten down. -^w^ Be calm, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wind, ^w^ bwow nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd OwO away -Tiww UwU I uWu have >_> found >_< each >_> wettew uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ wettew- -UwU Except >_< minye UwU own UwU nyame; :3 that x3 some whirlwind UwU beaw -uWu Unto :3 a :3 wagged, x3 feawfuw, >_< hanging :33 wock, -xDD And ^-^ thwow >w< it thence x3 into x3 the waging :33 sea. -Lo, OwO hewe uWu in one winye >_> is :33 his xDD nyame twice :3 wwit: -'Poor ^.^ fowwown Pwoteus, passionyate Pwoteus, -;;w;; To x3 the x3 sweet Julia.' :33 That I'll teaw :3 away; -xDD And yet UwU I xDD wiww >_> nyot, sith UwU so pwettiwy ->w< He couples >w< it to :33 his compwainying ^w^ nyames. -^-^ Thus xDD wiww UwU I ^w^ fowd them one ;;w;; upon another; -Now ÚwÚ kiss, xDD embwace, OwO contend, UwU do >_> what xDD you :33 wiww. - -^.^ We-entew x3 WUCETTA - -LUCETTA. uWu Madam, ->_< Dinnyew >_> is :3 weady, ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< fathew :33 stays. -uWu JUWIA. xDD Weww, wet >_> us ÚwÚ go. -LUCETTA. What, UwU shaww these :33 papews >_< wie ^.^ wike ^-^ teww-tawes hewe? -uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; If xDD you wespect ÚwÚ them, best to OwO take them :33 up. -LUCETTA. Nyay, UwU I UwU was :33 taken x3 up fow >w< waying them down; -ÚwÚ Yet OwO hewe ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot >_< wie fow x3 catching cowd. -uWu JUWIA. UwU I >_> see xDD you uWu have :3 a month's ^-^ mind to OwO them. -LUCETTA. Ay, UwU madam, xDD you OwO may >_> say >_> what uWu sights xDD you see; -UwU I >_> see ^.^ things :3 too, awthough xDD you OwO judge UwU I ;;w;; wink. -uWu JUWIA. ^.^ Come, >_< come; will't uWu pwease xDD you >w< go? Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -Verona. xDD ANTONyIO'S ;;w;; house - -Entew ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and >w< PANTHINyO - ->_> ANTONyIO. Teww uWu me, UwU Panthinyo, >_> what >_> sad tawk UwU was :3 that -Wherewith x3 my ÚwÚ bwothew hewd xDD you uWu in x3 the cloister? -UwU PANTHINyO. >_< 'Twas of :33 his nephew Pwoteus, x3 youw OwO son. ->_> ANTONyIO. Why, >_> what of him? -UwU PANTHINyO. >w< He x3 wond'wed :3 that x3 youw OwO wowdship -Wouwd suffew ^.^ him to spend :33 his :33 youth uWu at ^.^ home, -While othew men, of slender weputation, ->_> Put fowth uWu theiw xDD sons to >_> seek pwefewment out: -;;w;; Some to x3 the ^-^ waws, to >_> twy uWu theiw :3 fowtunye uWu thewe; -;;w;; Some to OwO discuvw iswands uWu faw :3 away; -;;w;; Some to x3 the ^.^ studious universities. -For uWu any, ow fow aww these exercises, ->w< He uWu said :3 that Pwoteus, x3 youw x3 son, UwU was ;;w;; meet; -xDD And uWu did request ;;w;; me to :33 impowtunye xDD you -;;w;; To wet ^.^ him spend :33 his time nyo ^.^ mowe uWu at ^.^ home, ->_< Which ^.^ wouwd be great impeachment to :33 his age, -^w^ In xDD having ÚwÚ knyown nyo travel uWu in :33 his >_< youth. ->_> ANTONyIO. x3 Nyow uWu nyeed'st xDD thou much :33 impowtunye ;;w;; me to :3 that -Wheweon ÚwÚ this >_> month UwU I uWu have :33 been hammewing. -UwU I uWu have uWu considew'd weww :33 his ^-^ woss of time, -xDD And >w< how ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot be :3 a :3 pewfect ^w^ man, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ being ;;w;; twied ÚwÚ and ^-^ tutow'd uWu in x3 the wowwd: ->w< Expewience >_> is ^.^ by industry UwU achiev'd, -xDD And OwO pewfected ^.^ by x3 the UwU swift course of uWu time. -UwU Then tell ;;w;; me :33 whithew :3 wewe UwU I best to >_> send ^.^ him. -UwU PANTHINyO. UwU I think x3 youw OwO wowdship >_> is nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant -How :33 his >_< companyion, youthfuw Valentine, -;;w;; Attends x3 the >_> Empewow uWu in :33 his royal >_< couwt. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it well. -UwU PANTHINyO. uWu 'Twewe UwU good, UwU I >_< think, x3 youw OwO wowdship sent ^.^ him thither: ->_> Thewe UwU shaww ^.^ he x3 pwactise tilts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; touwnyaments, ->w< Heaw x3 sweet discouwse, convewse with nyobwemen, -xDD And be uWu in ^w^ eye of every ÚwÚ exewcise -Wowthy :33 his :33 youth ÚwÚ and nobleness of xDD biwth. ->_> ANTONyIO. UwU I ^.^ wike >w< thy counsew; weww x3 hast xDD thou :33 advis'd; -xDD And :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst >_> pewceive >w< how weww UwU I ^.^ wike :33 it, -uWu The :33 execution of >w< it UwU shaww >_< make UwU knyown: -Even with x3 the ÚwÚ speediest ÚwÚ expedition -UwU I xDD wiww dispatch ^.^ him to x3 the uWu Empewow's >_< couwt. -UwU PANTHINyO. >_< To-mowwow, OwO may >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, ^.^ Don OwO Awphonso -With othew gentlemen of ÚwÚ good >_> esteem -^w^ Awe >_> jouwnyeying to OwO sawute x3 the Empewow, -xDD And to ÚwÚ commend uWu theiw OwO sewvice to :33 his :33 wiww. ->_> ANTONyIO. ^-^ Good company; with them UwU shaww >_< Pwoteus ÚwÚ go. - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS - -^.^ And- uWu in ÚwÚ good :3 time!- nyow xDD wiww ^.^ we bweak with ^.^ him. -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Sweet love! x3 sweet lines! x3 sweet wife! -:3 Hewe >_> is her uWu hand, x3 the agent of her heawt; -:3 Hewe >_> is her ^-^ oath fow xDD wuv, her x3 honyouw's ÚwÚ pawn. -x3 O :3 that UwU ouw uWu fathews ^.^ wouwd appwaud UwU ouw wuvs, -;;w;; To UwU seaw UwU ouw happinyess with uWu theiw uWu consents! -x3 O ^-^ heavenwy :3 Juwia! ->_> ANTONyIO. How >_< nyow! >_> What >_> wettew OwO awe xDD you weading OwO thewe? -PROTEUS. xDD May't uWu pwease x3 youw lordship, UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; wowd ow >w< two -Of commendations sent from Valentine, ->_> Dewivew'd ^.^ by :3 a :33 fwiend :3 that ^-^ came from ^.^ him. ->_> ANTONyIO. uWu Wend ;;w;; me x3 the wettew; wet ;;w;; me >_> see >_> what ;;w;; nyews. -PROTEUS. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo news, x3 my wowd; >_> but :3 that ^.^ he >_< wwites -How happily ^.^ he lives, >w< how ^w^ weww-bewov'd -xDD And x3 daiwy graced ^.^ by x3 the OwO Empewow; -:3 Wishing ;;w;; me with :3 him, ;;w;; pawtnyew of :33 his xDD fowtunye. ->_> ANTONyIO. xDD And >w< how stand xDD you affected to :33 his ;;w;; wish? -PROTEUS. ;;w;; As one ^-^ wewying on x3 youw :3 wowdship's :33 wiww, -xDD And nyot depending on :33 his xDD fwiendwy ^w^ wish. ->_> ANTONyIO. OwO My xDD wiww >_> is ^-^ something >_> sowted with :33 his ^w^ wish. -^.^ Muse nyot :3 that UwU I OwO thus ;;w;; suddenwy :33 pwoceed; -For >_> what UwU I :33 wiww, UwU I :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. -UwU I ^w^ am :3 wesowv'd :3 that xDD thou shalt spend x3 some time -With Vawentinyus uWu in x3 the uWu Empewow's >_> couwt; ->_> What maintenyance ^.^ he from :33 his ^w^ fwiends >w< weceives, -Wike >_> exhibition xDD thou shalt uWu have from x3 me. ->_< To-mowwow be uWu in readiness to ;;w;; go- -xDD Excuse >w< it >_> nyot, fow UwU I ^w^ am uWu pewemptowy. -PROTEUS. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so >w< soon provided; -ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, deliberate :3 a day ow UwU two. ->_> ANTONyIO. Wook >_> what xDD thou :33 want'st UwU shaww be sent ÚwÚ aftew thee. -No ^.^ mowe of >_< stay; to-mowwow xDD thou ^w^ must ÚwÚ go. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, x3 Panthinyo; xDD you UwU shaww be xDD empwoy'd -;;w;; To x3 hasten on :33 his UwU expedition. -Exeunt ÚwÚ ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and >w< PANTHINyO -PROTEUS. ^-^ Thus uWu have UwU I ;;w;; shunn'd x3 the fire fow feaw of burning, -xDD And drench'd ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the :33 sea, :3 whewe UwU I ^w^ am dwown'd. -UwU I feaw'd to x3 show x3 my >w< fathew ^.^ Juwia's letter, -Lest ^.^ he >_> shouwd OwO take ÚwÚ exceptions to x3 my love; -xDD And with x3 the ;;w;; vantage of >_< minye UwU own UwU excuse ->_< Hath ^.^ he :33 excepted UwU most OwO against x3 my love. ->_< O, >w< how ÚwÚ this ^-^ spwing of wuv wesembweth -uWu The :33 uncewtain :3 gwowy of >w< an ;;w;; Apwiw ^-^ day, ->_< Which nyow >_< shows aww x3 the beauty of x3 the sun, -xDD And ^.^ by >w< an ^.^ by :3 a ;;w;; cwoud UwU takes aww away! - -^.^ We-entew >w< PANTHINyO - -UwU PANTHINyO. Sir Pwoteus, x3 youw >w< fathew ;;w;; cawws fow uWu you; ->w< He >_> is uWu in haste; OwO thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, ÚwÚ go. -PROTEUS. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it ^w^ is: x3 my >_< heawt accords thereto; -xDD And yet :3 a thousand times >w< it ^-^ answews 'No.' Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED - -SPEED. UwU Siw, x3 youw ^-^ gwuv. -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Nyot mine: x3 my ^.^ gwuvs OwO awe :3 on. -SPEED. Why, >w< then, ÚwÚ this OwO may be OwO youws; fow ÚwÚ this >_> is >_> but onye. -VALENTINE. uWu Ha! wet ;;w;; me see; :33 ay, UwU give >w< it uWu me, x3 it's minye; -ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ ownyament :3 that ;;w;; decks :3 a ^.^ thing divinye! -xDD Ah, Siwvia! Siwvia! -SPEED. [Calling] >w< Madam Siwvia! >w< Madam Siwvia! -VALENTINE. How now, ÚwÚ siwwah? -SPEED. :33 She >_> is nyot within UwU heawing, sir. -VALENTINE. Why, ^w^ siw, who ;;w;; bade xDD you caww OwO hew? -SPEED. uWu Youw worship, siw; ow >_> ewse UwU I mistook. -VALENTINE. xDD Weww, you'ww still be ^w^ too :33 fowwawd. -SPEED. xDD And yet UwU I UwU was >w< wast :33 chidden fow ^.^ being ^w^ too slow. -VALENTINE. Go ^.^ to, siw; tell uWu me, UwU do xDD you ^.^ knyow >w< Madam Silvia? -SPEED. :33 She :3 that x3 youw :33 wowship >w< wuvs? -VALENTINE. Why, >w< how ^.^ knyow xDD you :3 that UwU I ^w^ am uWu in love? -SPEED. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ by these >_> speciaw ;;w;; mawks: ÚwÚ fiwst, xDD you uWu have ^w^ weawn'd, ^.^ wike -Sir Pwoteus, to wreath x3 youw :3 awms ^.^ wike :3 a >_< mawcontent; to wewish :3 a -wuv-song, ^.^ wike :3 a robin :33 wedbweast; to UwU wawk ^-^ awonye, ^.^ wike one :3 that -xDD had x3 the :3 pestiwence; to uWu sigh, ^.^ wike :3 a school-boy :3 that xDD had wost :33 his -^-^ A B ^-^ C; to >_> weep, ^.^ wike :3 a xDD young OwO wench :3 that xDD had buried her grandam; -to OwO fast, ^.^ wike one :3 that UwU takes diet; to >w< watch, ^.^ wike one :3 that OwO feaws -wobbing; to speak ^.^ puwing, ^.^ wike :3 a beggar uWu at ;;w;; Hawwowmas. >_> You :3 wewe -ÚwÚ wont, when xDD you x3 waughed, to x3 cwow ^.^ wike :3 a UwU cock; when xDD you walk'd, to -UwU wawk ^.^ wike one of x3 the >_> wions; when xDD you x3 fasted, >w< it UwU was presently -ÚwÚ aftew uWu dinnyew; when xDD you >_> wook'd sadwy, >w< it UwU was fow ^.^ want of money. -xDD And nyow xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; metamowphis'd with :3 a ^-^ mistwess, :3 that, when UwU I wook -on UwU you, UwU I ^.^ can hardly think xDD you x3 my master. -VALENTINE. ^w^ Awe aww these ^.^ things ^-^ pewceiv'd uWu in me? -SPEED. ^-^ They OwO awe aww ^-^ pewceiv'd ^-^ without uWu ye. -VALENTINE. Without me? ^-^ They cannot. -SPEED. Without you! Nyay, ^w^ that's ^-^ cewtain; for, ^-^ without xDD you :3 wewe UwU so -simpwe, >_< nyonye >_> ewse >w< wouwd; >_> but xDD you OwO awe UwU so ^-^ without these follies -:3 that these follies OwO awe within UwU you, ÚwÚ and shine ^w^ thwough xDD you ^.^ wike x3 the -UwU watew uWu in >w< an ÚwÚ uwinyaw, :3 that nyot >w< an ^w^ eye :3 that sees xDD you >_> but >_> is :3 a -^.^ physician to ^.^ comment on x3 youw ^.^ mawady. -VALENTINE. OwO But tell uWu me, dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow x3 my uWu wady Silvia? -SPEED. :33 She :3 that xDD you ÚwÚ gaze on >_> so, >_< as ^.^ she >_> sits uWu at supper? -VALENTINE. Hast xDD thou :33 obsewv'd ^-^ that? Even uWu she, UwU I x3 mean. -SPEED. Why, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow her not. -VALENTINE. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow her ^.^ by x3 my >_< gazing on hew, ÚwÚ and yet ^w^ knyow'st -her ^w^ nyot? -SPEED. Is ^.^ she nyot uWu hawd-favouw'd, UwU siw? -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so faiw, ^-^ boy, >_< as x3 weww-favouw'd. -SPEED. UwU Siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow :3 that weww enyough. -VALENTINE. >_> What dost xDD thou xDD knyow? -SPEED. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is nyot UwU so >w< faiw as, of UwU you, x3 weww-favouw'd. -VALENTINE. UwU I >_> mean :3 that her beauty >_> is exquisite, >_> but her ^.^ favouw -:33 infinyite. -SPEED. >w< That's uWu because x3 the one >_> is painted, ÚwÚ and x3 the othew x3 out of aww -count. -VALENTINE. How ÚwÚ painted? ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 out of x3 count? -SPEED. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU so painted, to >_< make her faiw, :3 that nyo x3 man counts -of her beauty. -VALENTINE. How ^-^ esteem'st xDD thou me? UwU I :33 account of her beauty. -SPEED. >_> You >_< nyevew saw her xDD since ^.^ she UwU was OwO defowm'd. -VALENTINE. How ^-^ wong hath ^.^ she :33 been OwO defowm'd? -SPEED. ^w^ Evew xDD since xDD you :3 wov'd her. -VALENTINE. UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd her OwO evew xDD since UwU I saw hew, ÚwÚ and still -UwU I >_> see her beautiful. -SPEED. ;;w;; If xDD you wuv hew, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot >_> see her. -VALENTINE. xDD Why? -SPEED. >_< Because Wuv >_> is bwind. x3 O :3 that xDD you xDD had >_< minye eyes; ow x3 youw UwU own -eyes xDD had x3 the wights ;;w;; they :3 wewe UwU wont to uWu have when xDD you ;;w;; chid uWu at Sir ->_< Pwoteus fow x3 going OwO ungawtew'd! -VALENTINE. >_> What >_> shouwd UwU I >_> see ^w^ then? -SPEED. uWu Youw UwU own xDD pwesent >w< fowwy ÚwÚ and her passing ^w^ defowmity; fow xDD he, -^.^ being uWu in xDD wuv, couwd nyot >_> see to x3 gawtew :33 his hose; ÚwÚ and UwU you, ^.^ being -uWu in xDD wuv, ;;w;; cannyot >_> see to put on x3 youw x3 hose. -VALENTINE. x3 Bewike, ^-^ boy, xDD then xDD you OwO awe uWu in love; fow >w< wast mownying xDD you -couwd nyot >_> see to xDD wipe x3 my ^.^ shoes. -SPEED. >_< Twue, siw; UwU I UwU was uWu in wuv with x3 my :3 bed. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, xDD you ->_> swing'd ;;w;; me fow x3 my xDD wuv, which x3 makes ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ bowdew to UwU chide xDD you -fow x3 youws. -VALENTINE. ^w^ In conclusion, UwU I stand affected to her. -SPEED. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you :3 wewe ^-^ set, UwU so x3 youw :3 affection ^.^ wouwd >_> cease. -VALENTINE. UwU Wast >w< nyight ^.^ she ^w^ enjoin'd ;;w;; me to >w< wwite x3 some lines to one -^.^ she :3 wuvs. -SPEED. xDD And uWu have you? -VALENTINE. UwU I :3 have. -SPEED. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they nyot wamewy writ? -VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, ^-^ boy, >_> but >_< as weww >_< as UwU I ^.^ can UwU do OwO them. - -Entew >w< SIWVIA - -;;w;; Peace! OwO hewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. -SPEED. :3 [Aside] x3 O :3 excewwent ^-^ motion! x3 O :33 exceeding ^.^ puppet! -Now xDD wiww ^.^ he UwU intewpwet to her. -VALENTINE. >w< Madam ÚwÚ and ^-^ mistwess, :3 a thousand ÚwÚ good xDD mowwows. -SPEED. :3 [Aside] >_< O, UwU give OwO ye ÚwÚ good ev'n! ->_> Hewe's :3 a miwwion of mannyews. -OwO SIWVIA. Sir Valentine ÚwÚ and uWu sewvant, to xDD you >w< two ÚwÚ thousand. -SPEED. :3 [Aside] >w< He >_> shouwd UwU give her intewest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; gives >w< it ^.^ him. -VALENTINE. ;;w;; As xDD you ^w^ enjoin'd uWu me, UwU I uWu have ^-^ wwit x3 youw >_> wettew -uWu Unto x3 the secret ^-^ nyamewess :33 fwiend of OwO youws; ->_< Which UwU I UwU was much xDD unwiwwing to proceed x3 in, -OwO But fow x3 my >_> duty to x3 youw ladyship. -OwO SIWVIA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, ^-^ gentwe servant. 'Tis xDD vewy ^.^ cwewkwy ^-^ donye. -VALENTINE. Now :33 twust uWu me, UwU madam, >w< it ^-^ came hardly :33 off; -For, ^.^ being ÚwÚ ignyowant to ÚwÚ whom >w< it :33 goes, -UwU I ^-^ wwit uWu at ^w^ wandom, xDD vewy doubtfully. -OwO SIWVIA. Pewchance xDD you think ^w^ too much of UwU so much ^-^ pains? -VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, x3 madam; UwU so >w< it OwO stead UwU you, UwU I xDD wiww wwite, -ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you >_> command, :3 a thousand times >_< as >_> much; -xDD And UwU yet- -OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ A OwO pwetty x3 pewiod! xDD Weww, UwU I guess x3 the sequel; -xDD And yet UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD nyame OwO it- ÚwÚ and yet UwU I :3 cawe not. -xDD And yet OwO take ÚwÚ this ^w^ again- ÚwÚ and yet UwU I >_> thank :3 you- -:3 Meanying henceforth to >_> twoubwe xDD you nyo more. -SPEED. :3 [Aside] xDD And yet xDD you :33 wiww; ÚwÚ and yet ^.^ anyothew' yet.' -VALENTINE. >_> What means x3 youw ladyship? Do xDD you nyot ^.^ wike :33 it? -OwO SIWVIA. Yes, yes; x3 the lines OwO awe xDD vewy x3 quaintwy UwU wwit; -But, xDD since unwiwwingwy, OwO take them ;;w;; again. -Nyay, OwO take OwO them. xDD [Gives OwO hack x3 the >_> wettew] -VALENTINE. uWu Madam, ;;w;; they OwO awe fow OwO you. -OwO SIWVIA. Ay, :33 ay, xDD you ^-^ wwit ÚwÚ them, ^w^ siw, uWu at x3 my :3 wequest; -OwO But UwU I xDD wiww >_< nyonye of OwO them; ;;w;; they OwO awe fow xDD you: -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have xDD had them ^-^ wwit ^.^ mowe ^-^ movingwy. -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, I'll >w< wwite x3 youw >w< wadyship anyothew. -OwO SIWVIA. xDD And when x3 it's ;;w;; wwit, fow x3 my ÚwÚ sake ^w^ wead >w< it over; -xDD And >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, so; >_> if >_> nyot, >w< why, :3 so. -VALENTINE. ;;w;; If >w< it uWu pwease uWu me, UwU madam, >_> what ^w^ then? -OwO SIWVIA. Why, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, OwO take >w< it fow x3 youw uWu wabouw. -xDD And UwU so ÚwÚ good morrow, servant. uWu Exit >w< SIWVIA -SPEED. x3 O xDD jest ÚwÚ unseen, inscrutable, >_> invisibwe, -;;w;; As :3 a x3 nyose on :3 a :33 man's >w< face, ow :3 a weathewcock on :3 a :3 steepwe! -OwO My >_< mastew ÚwÚ sues to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath ÚwÚ taught her >_> suitow, ->w< He ^.^ being her xDD pupiw, to :33 become her tutor. -x3 O :3 excewwent device! Was there OwO evew heard :3 a better, -:33 That x3 my ^.^ mastew, ^.^ being scribe, to >_< himsewf >_> shouwd >w< wwite x3 the wettew? -VALENTINE. How now, sir! >_> What OwO awe xDD you :33 weasonying with >w< youwsewf? -SPEED. Nyay, UwU I UwU was whyming: UwU 'tis xDD you :3 that uWu have x3 the reason. -VALENTINE. ;;w;; To UwU do UwU what? -SPEED. ;;w;; To be :3 a ^.^ spokesman from >w< Madam Silvia? -VALENTINE. ;;w;; To >w< whom? -SPEED. ;;w;; To :33 youwsewf; >w< why, ^.^ she OwO woos xDD you ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ figuwe. -VALENTINE. >_> What ^.^ figuwe? -SPEED. ^-^ By :3 a letter, UwU I >_> shouwd :3 say. -VALENTINE. Why, ^.^ she hath nyot ^-^ wwit to x3 me. -SPEED. >_> What >_< nyeed uWu she, when ^.^ she hath UwU made xDD you >w< wwite to >w< youwsewf? -Why, UwU do xDD you nyot >_> pewceive x3 the UwU jest? -VALENTINE. :3 Nyo, ^-^ bewieve x3 me. -SPEED. No believing xDD you :33 indeed, sir. OwO But uWu did xDD you >_> pewceive her -eawnyest? -VALENTINE. :33 She uWu gave ;;w;; me >_< nyonye :33 except >w< an angry OwO wowd. -SPEED. Why, ^.^ she hath UwU given xDD you :3 a >_> wettew. -VALENTINE. >w< That's x3 the >_> wettew UwU I ^-^ wwit to her :3 fwiend. -SPEED. xDD And :3 that >_> wettew hath ^.^ she UwU dewivew'd, ÚwÚ and there >w< an OwO end. -VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ wouwd >w< it :3 wewe nyo x3 wowse. -SPEED. I'll :33 wawwant xDD you UwU 'tis >_< as well. -^w^ 'Fow often uWu have xDD you ^-^ wwit to >w< hew; ÚwÚ and uWu she, uWu in OwO modesty, -:33 Ow >_> ewse fow ^.^ want of idle time, couwd nyot again reply; -:33 Ow feawing >_> ewse x3 some :3 messengew :3 that ^w^ might her ^-^ mind discover, ->w< Hewsewf hath ÚwÚ taught her wuv >_< himsewf to >w< wwite >w< unto her >w< wuvw.' -All ÚwÚ this UwU I speak uWu in OwO pwint, fow uWu in pwint UwU I >_> found :3 it. Why >_< muse UwU you, -UwU siw? 'Tis dinner uWu time. -VALENTINE. UwU I uWu have din'd. -SPEED. Ay, >_> but hearken, siw; ^w^ though x3 the chameleon Wuv ^.^ can >w< feed on -x3 the air, UwU I ^w^ am one :3 that ^w^ am >_< nyouwish'd ^.^ by x3 my victuaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd ->_> fain uWu have ^w^ meat. >_< O, be nyot ^.^ wike x3 youw mistwess! ^w^ Be UwU muvd, be :33 muvd. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Verona. JUWIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA - -PROTEUS. :3 Have patience, ^-^ gentwe Juwia. -uWu JUWIA. UwU I ;;w;; must, :3 whewe >_> is nyo UwU wemedy. -PROTEUS. x3 When xDD possibwy UwU I ^-^ can, UwU I xDD wiww wetuwn. -uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; If xDD you turn >_> nyot, xDD you xDD wiww ^-^ wetuwn x3 the soonyew. -^w^ Keep ÚwÚ this wemembwance fow >w< thy ^.^ Juwia's sake. ->_> [Giving :3 a :3 wing] -PROTEUS. Why, >w< then, we'll >_< make ^-^ exchange. Here, OwO take xDD you UwU this. -uWu JUWIA. xDD And UwU seaw x3 the ^w^ bawgain with :3 a >w< howy >w< kiss. -PROTEUS. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 my uWu hand fow x3 my true ^.^ constancy; -xDD And when :3 that >_> houw ÚwÚ o'ewswips ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the day -^-^ Whewein UwU I x3 sigh >_> nyot, Julia, fow >w< thy ^w^ sake, -uWu The :3 nyext ;;w;; ensuing >_> houw x3 some fouw :33 mischance -Towment ;;w;; me fow x3 my love's >_> fowgetfuwnyess! -OwO My >w< fathew uWu stays x3 my >w< coming; answew x3 nyot; -uWu The >_< tide >_> is x3 nyow- x3 nyay, nyot >w< thy >_< tide of UwU teaws: -:33 That >_< tide xDD wiww xDD stay ;;w;; me longer than UwU I OwO shouwd. -Julia, farewell! uWu Exit x3 JUWIA -What, >_> gonye ^-^ without :3 a word? -Ay, UwU so true wuv >_> shouwd ^.^ do: >w< it ;;w;; cannyot speak; -For uWu twuth hath xDD bettew >_< deeds than wowds to xDD gwace :3 it. - -Entew >w< PANTHINyO - -UwU PANTHINyO. Sir Pwoteus, xDD you OwO awe OwO stay'd ;;w;; fow. -PROTEUS. :33 Go; UwU I come, UwU I x3 come. -^-^ Awas! ÚwÚ this >w< pawting :33 stwikes poor ^w^ wuvws :33 dumb. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -Verona. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew >w< WAUNCE, weading :3 a dog - -WAUNCE. Nyay, 'twill be ÚwÚ this >_> houw ere UwU I uWu have donye weeping; aww x3 the -uWu kind of x3 the >w< Waunces uWu have ÚwÚ this xDD vewy ^-^ fauwt. UwU I uWu have weceiv'd x3 my -proportion, ^.^ wike x3 the >_< Pwodigious UwU Son, ÚwÚ and ^w^ am x3 going with Sir ->_< Pwoteus to x3 the Impewiaw's >_< couwt. UwU I think ^-^ Cwab x3 my dog be x3 the -sourest-natured dog :3 that lives: x3 my mothew weeping, x3 my >w< fathew -waiwing, x3 my :3 sistew >_< cwying, UwU ouw >_< maid howwing, UwU ouw :33 cat ^-^ wwinging her -^.^ hands, ÚwÚ and aww UwU ouw ;;w;; house uWu in :3 a great UwU pewpwexity; yet uWu did nyot ÚwÚ this ->_< cwuew-heawted cur x3 shed one >_> teaw. >w< He >_> is :3 a OwO stonye, :3 a xDD vewy ^.^ pebbwe -OwO stonye, ÚwÚ and >_> has nyo ^.^ mowe pity uWu in ^.^ him than :3 a :33 dog. ^-^ A Jew ^.^ wouwd uWu have -:33 wept to uWu have :3 seen UwU ouw :33 pawting; >w< why, x3 my :3 gwandam xDD having nyo ^w^ eyes, -wook UwU you, :33 wept herself ^w^ bwind uWu at x3 my ^w^ pawting. Nyay, I'll x3 show xDD you -x3 the ^w^ mannyew of :3 it. This >w< shoe >_> is x3 my father; no, ÚwÚ this left >w< shoe >_> is -x3 my father; no, no, left >w< shoe >_> is x3 my mothew; x3 nyay, :3 that ;;w;; cannyot be UwU so -UwU nyeithew; :3 yes, >w< it >_> is >_> so, >w< it >_> is >_> so, >w< it hath x3 the >_> wowsew sole. This ->w< shoe with x3 the x3 howe uWu in >w< it >_> is x3 my :33 mothew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this x3 my :33 fathew. ^-^ A -UwU vengeance on ÚwÚ 't! >_> Thewe UwU 'tis. >_> Nyow, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this uWu staff >_> is x3 my ^-^ sistew, -for, wook UwU you, ^.^ she >_> is >_< as ^-^ white >_< as :3 a ;;w;; wiwy ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU smaww >_< as :3 a x3 wand; -ÚwÚ this ^w^ hat >_> is Nan UwU ouw >_> maid; UwU I ^w^ am x3 the xDD dog; no, x3 the dog >_> is himsewf, -ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am x3 the dog- >_< O, x3 the dog >_> is uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ am >_< mysewf; :33 ay, >_> so, :3 so. -Now come UwU I to x3 my fathew: :33 'Fathew, x3 youw :3 bwessing.' Now >_> shouwd nyot -x3 the >w< shoe speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd fow weeping; nyow >_> shouwd UwU I :3 kiss x3 my father; -weww, ^.^ he ^.^ weeps :3 on. Now come UwU I to x3 my x3 mothew. x3 O :3 that ^.^ she couwd -speak nyow ^.^ wike :3 a uWu wood OwO woman! xDD Weww, UwU I :3 kiss xDD hew- >w< why there ÚwÚ 'tis; -hewe's x3 my ;;w;; mothew's UwU bweath x3 up ÚwÚ and down. Now come UwU I to x3 my x3 sistew; -mark x3 the >_> moan ^.^ she makes. Now x3 the dog aww ÚwÚ this OwO whiwe :3 sheds nyot :3 a -tear, nor xDD speaks :3 a wowd; >_> but >_> see >w< how UwU I uWu way x3 the x3 dust with x3 my ->w< teaws. - -Entew >w< PANTHINyO - -UwU PANTHINyO. ^-^ Waunce, away, away, aboard! x3 Thy >_< mastew >_> is :33 shipp'd, ÚwÚ and -xDD thou awt to x3 post ÚwÚ aftew with oars. x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Why :33 weep'st -UwU thou, man? :33 Away, ^w^ ass! You'll wose x3 the >_< tide >_> if xDD you ^.^ tawwy xDD any -wongew. -WAUNCE. ^.^ It >_> is nyo ;;w;; mattew >_> if x3 the tied :3 wewe ^.^ wost; fow >w< it >_> is x3 the -unkindest tied :3 that OwO evew xDD any x3 man tied. -UwU PANTHINyO. x3 What's x3 the unkindest UwU tide? -WAUNCE. Why, ^.^ he ^w^ that's tied UwU hewe, Cwab, x3 my :33 dog. -UwU PANTHINyO. Tut, ^w^ man, UwU I >_> mean thou'lt wose x3 the flood, x3 and, uWu in losing -x3 the flood, wose >w< thy >_> voyage, x3 and, uWu in losing >w< thy >_> voyage, wose >w< thy -^.^ mastew, x3 and, uWu in losing >w< thy ^.^ mastew, wose >w< thy sewvice, x3 and, uWu in -losing >w< thy service- Why dost xDD thou ÚwÚ stop x3 my mouth? -WAUNCE. For feaw xDD thou shouwdst wose >w< thy :33 tongue. -UwU PANTHINyO. Whewe >_> shouwd UwU I wose x3 my ^.^ tongue? -WAUNCE. ^w^ In >w< thy ^-^ tawe. -UwU PANTHINyO. ^w^ In >w< thy taiw! -WAUNCE. >_< Wose x3 the OwO tide, ÚwÚ and x3 the >_> voyage, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ and x3 the -sewvice, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD tied! Why, ^w^ man, >_> if x3 the river :3 wewe ^.^ dwy, UwU I ^w^ am able -to ^w^ fiww >w< it with x3 my teaws; >_> if x3 the wind :3 wewe ;;w;; down, UwU I couwd UwU dwive -x3 the ^.^ boat with x3 my sighs. -UwU PANTHINyO. ^.^ Come, come away, xDD man; UwU I UwU was sent to caww thee. -WAUNCE. UwU Siw, caww ;;w;; me >_> what xDD thou dar'st. -UwU PANTHINyO. Will xDD thou >w< go? -WAUNCE. xDD Weww, UwU I xDD wiww ÚwÚ go. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew SILVIA, ÚwÚ VAWENTINyE, xDD THUWIO, ÚwÚ and SPEED - -OwO SIWVIA. Servant! -VALENTINE. xDD Mistwess? -SPEED. ^-^ Mastew, Sir Thuwio uWu fwowns on OwO you. -VALENTINE. Ay, ^-^ boy, x3 it's fow love. -SPEED. ÚwÚ Nyot of OwO you. -VALENTINE. Of x3 my ^-^ mistwess, UwU then. -SPEED. uWu 'Twewe ÚwÚ good xDD you knyock'd ^.^ him. uWu Exit -OwO SIWVIA. Servant, xDD you OwO awe OwO sad. -VALENTINE. >w< Indeed, UwU madam, UwU I xDD seem :3 so. -THURIO. Seem xDD you :3 that xDD you OwO awe ^w^ nyot? -VALENTINE. Haply UwU I xDD do. -THURIO. ^w^ So UwU do ;;w;; countewfeits. -VALENTINE. ^w^ So UwU do OwO you. -THURIO. >_> What xDD seem UwU I :3 that UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ nyot? -VALENTINE. UwU Wise. -THURIO. >_> What uWu instance of x3 the uWu contwawy? -VALENTINE. uWu Youw ^w^ fowwy. -THURIO. xDD And >w< how quote xDD you x3 my >_< fowwy? -VALENTINE. UwU I quote >w< it uWu in x3 youw :33 jewkin. -THURIO. OwO My x3 jewkin >_> is :3 a doublet. -VALENTINE. xDD Weww, >w< then, I'll :3 doubwe x3 youw ^w^ fowwy. -THURIO. ÚwÚ How? -OwO SIWVIA. What, ;;w;; angwy, Sir Thuwio! Do xDD you change xDD cowouw? -VALENTINE. Give ^.^ him weave, x3 madam; ^.^ he >_> is :3 a uWu kind of ^-^ chameweon. -THURIO. :33 That hath ^.^ mowe ^-^ mind to >w< feed on x3 youw :3 bwood than ^w^ wive uWu in x3 youw -air. -VALENTINE. >_> You uWu have said, sir. -THURIO. Ay, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and donye :3 too, fow ÚwÚ this uWu time. -VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, siw; xDD you awways >w< end ere xDD you ;;w;; begin. -OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ A OwO finye volley of wowds, xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and quickly UwU shot off. -VALENTINE. 'Tis :33 indeed, x3 madam; ^.^ we >_> thank x3 the uWu givew. -OwO SIWVIA. Who >_> is :3 that, servant? -VALENTINE. >_< Youwsewf, x3 sweet ;;w;; wady; fow xDD you uWu gave x3 the >_> fiwe. Sir Thuwio -bowwows :33 his wit from x3 youw uWu wadyship's looks, ÚwÚ and OwO spends >_> what ^.^ he -bowwows ^-^ kindwy uWu in x3 youw UwU company. -THURIO. UwU Siw, >_> if xDD you spend ;;w;; wowd fow ;;w;; wowd with uWu me, UwU I UwU shaww >_< make x3 youw -wit ÚwÚ bankwupt. -VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, siw; xDD you uWu have >w< an ^.^ exchequew of wowds, -x3 and, UwU I >_< think, nyo othew treasure to UwU give x3 youw >w< fowwowews; fow >w< it ->_> appeaws ^.^ by uWu theiw OwO bawe >_< wivewies :3 that ;;w;; they ^w^ wive ^.^ by x3 youw OwO bawe ÚwÚ wowds. - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE - -OwO SIWVIA. No >_> mowe, xDD gentwemen, nyo more. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 my :33 fathew. -x3 DUKE. >_> Nyow, daughter x3 Siwvia, xDD you OwO awe x3 hawd ^.^ beset. -Sir Valentine, x3 youw >w< fathew >_> is uWu in ÚwÚ good ^-^ heawth. ->_> What >_> say xDD you to :3 a >_> wettew from x3 youw ^w^ fwiends -Of much ÚwÚ good nyews? -VALENTINE. OwO My uWu wowd, UwU I xDD wiww be >w< thankfuw -;;w;; To xDD any ^w^ happy :3 messengew from ^w^ thence. -x3 DUKE. xDD Knyow OwO ye ^.^ Don Antonio, x3 youw :3 countwyman? -VALENTINE. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu wowd, UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman -;;w;; To be of ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ estimation, -xDD And nyot ^-^ without desewt UwU so weww >_> weputed. -x3 DUKE. >_< Hath ^.^ he nyot :3 a uWu son? -VALENTINE. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good wowd; :3 a >_< son :3 that weww >_> desewves -uWu The honour ÚwÚ and regard of xDD such :3 a :33 fathew. -x3 DUKE. >_> You ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ weww? -VALENTINE. UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him >_< as >_< mysewf; fow from UwU ouw infancy -We uWu have convers'd ÚwÚ and xDD spent UwU ouw >_> houws together; -xDD And ^w^ though mysewf uWu have :33 been >w< an idle twuant, -Omitting x3 the x3 sweet ^-^ benyefit of time -;;w;; To UwU cwothe >_< minye age with ^.^ angew-wike uWu pewfection, -ÚwÚ Yet hath Sir Pwoteus, fow ^w^ that's :33 his :33 nyame, -Made use ÚwÚ and >w< faiw ^w^ advantage of :33 his ^.^ days: -ÚwÚ His years >_> but >_> young, >_> but :33 his UwU expewience uWu owd; -ÚwÚ His >_> head unmellowed, >_> but :33 his ^w^ judgment wipe; -^.^ And, uWu in :3 a word, fow uWu faw x3 behind :33 his ^.^ wowth -UwU Comes aww x3 the pwaises :3 that UwU I nyow ;;w;; bestow, ->w< He >_> is complete uWu in :33 featuwe ÚwÚ and uWu in UwU mind, -With aww ÚwÚ good xDD gwace to xDD gwace :3 a :3 gentweman. -x3 DUKE. Beshrew uWu me, ^w^ siw, >_> but >_> if ^.^ he >_< make ÚwÚ this UwU good, ->w< He >_> is >_< as ÚwÚ wowthy fow >w< an >_< empwess' wuv -;;w;; As :3 meet to be >w< an emperor's counsellor. -xDD Weww, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is come to ;;w;; me -With ÚwÚ commendation from great potentates, -xDD And OwO hewe ^.^ he means to spend :33 his time OwO awhiwe. -UwU I think UwU 'tis nyo UwU unwewcome nyews to OwO you. -VALENTINE. Should UwU I uWu have >w< wish'd :3 a ÚwÚ thing, >w< it xDD had :33 been he. -x3 DUKE. Welcome :3 him, >w< then, accowding to :33 his >_> wowth- -x3 Siwvia, UwU I speak to UwU you, ÚwÚ and UwU you, Sir Thurio; -For Valentine, UwU I >_< nyeed nyot cite ^.^ him to :3 it. -UwU I xDD wiww >_> send ^.^ him ÚwÚ hithew to xDD you presently. uWu Exit ÚwÚ DUKE -VALENTINE. This >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman UwU I told x3 youw >w< wadyship -xDD Had come :3 awong with ;;w;; me >_> but :3 that :33 his mistwesss -Did howd :33 his eyes :3 wock'd uWu in her >_> cwystaw OwO wooks. -OwO SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Bewike :3 that nyow ^.^ she hath ^.^ enfwanchis'd them ->_> Upon x3 some othew ^.^ pawn fow feawty. -VALENTINE. Nyay, x3 suwe, UwU I think ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds them OwO pwisonyews xDD stiww. -OwO SIWVIA. Nyay, >w< then, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :33 bwind; x3 and, ^.^ being ÚwÚ bwind, -How couwd ^.^ he >_> see :33 his uWu way to >_> seek x3 out you? -VALENTINE. Why, UwU wady, Wuv hath ÚwÚ twenty :33 paiw of :3 eyes. -THURIO. ^-^ They >_> say :3 that Wuv hath nyot >w< an ^w^ eye uWu at all. -VALENTINE. ;;w;; To >_> see xDD such >_> wuvws, Thurio, >_< as :33 youwsewf; ->_> Upon :3 a homewy :33 object Wuv ^.^ can ;;w;; wink. uWu Exit THUWIO - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS - -OwO SIWVIA. :3 Have :33 donye, uWu have donye; OwO hewe x3 comes x3 the :3 gentweman. -VALENTINE. Welcome, uWu deaw Pwoteus! Mistwess, UwU I :33 beseech xDD you -:33 Confiwm :33 his wewcome with x3 some >_> speciaw UwU favouw. -OwO SIWVIA. ÚwÚ His ^.^ wowth >_> is :33 wawwant fow :33 his wewcome hithew, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ^.^ he xDD you ;;w;; oft uWu have >w< wish'd to hear fwom. -VALENTINE. Mistwess, >w< it is; x3 sweet UwU wady, entertain ^.^ him -;;w;; To be x3 my ^.^ fewwow-sewvant to x3 youw ladyship. -OwO SIWVIA. Too wow :3 a mistwess fow UwU so xDD high :3 a servant. -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Nyot >_> so, x3 sweet ;;w;; wady; >_> but ^w^ too >_> mean :3 a xDD sewvant -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a wook of xDD such :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy ^w^ mistwess. -VALENTINE. Weave x3 off uWu discouwse of :3 disabiwity; -ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, entertain ^.^ him fow x3 youw servant. -PROTEUS. OwO My >_> duty xDD wiww UwU I boast :33 of, >_< nyothing ewse. -OwO SIWVIA. xDD And >_> duty >_< nyevew yet uWu did ^.^ want :33 his ^.^ meed. -Servant, xDD you OwO awe wewcome to :3 a :33 wowthwess ^w^ mistwess. -PROTEUS. I'll ^-^ die on ^.^ him :3 that ;;w;; says UwU so >_> but OwO youwsewf. -OwO SIWVIA. :33 That xDD you OwO awe welcome? -PROTEUS. :33 That xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; wowthwess. - -^.^ We-entew THUWIO - -THURIO. uWu Madam, x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 youw >w< fathew ^.^ wouwd speak with OwO you. -OwO SIWVIA. UwU I wait ;;w;; upon :33 his pleasure. ^.^ Come, Sir Thurio, -Go with x3 me. Once >_> mowe, x3 nyew uWu sewvant, x3 wewcome. -I'll OwO weave xDD you to confew of ^.^ home affaiws; -x3 When xDD you uWu have donye ^.^ we wook to hear from OwO you. -PROTEUS. ^-^ We'ww both >_< attend ;;w;; upon x3 youw ladyship. -Exeunt >w< SIWVIA ÚwÚ and THUWIO -VALENTINE. >_> Nyow, tell uWu me, >w< how UwU do aww from >_> whence xDD you came? -PROTEUS. uWu Youw ^w^ fwiends OwO awe weww, ÚwÚ and uWu have them much ^w^ commended. -VALENTINE. xDD And >w< how UwU do x3 youws? -PROTEUS. UwU I left them aww uWu in ^-^ heawth. -VALENTINE. How does x3 youw UwU wady, ÚwÚ and >w< how thrives x3 youw love? -PROTEUS. OwO My ;;w;; tawes of wuv :3 wewe UwU wont to ÚwÚ weawy uWu you; -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you joy nyot uWu in :3 a uWu wuv-discouwse. -VALENTINE. Ay, Pwoteus, >_> but :3 that >w< wife >_> is awtew'd >_< nyow; -UwU I uWu have donye >_< penyance fow contemnying Wuv, ->_< Whose xDD high >_> impewious >_< thoughts uWu have punyish'd ;;w;; me -With UwU bittew fasts, with ^.^ penyitentiaw :33 gwoans, -With xDD nyightwy ^-^ teaws, ÚwÚ and x3 daiwy heawt-sowe >_> sighs; -For, uWu in xDD wevenge of x3 my x3 contempt of xDD wuv, -Wuv hath UwU chas'd :33 sweep from x3 my ÚwÚ enthwawwed eyes -xDD And UwU made them watchers of >_< minye UwU own heart's ;;w;; sowwow. -x3 O ^-^ gentwe Pwoteus, >w< Wuv's :3 a ^-^ mighty uWu wowd, -xDD And hath UwU so ^.^ humbwed ;;w;; me >_< as UwU I x3 confess ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo woe to :33 his uWu cowwection, -x3 Nyow to :33 his OwO sewvice nyo xDD such joy on ;;w;; eawth. -Now nyo discouwse, :33 except >w< it be of love; -Now ^.^ can UwU I bweak x3 my OwO fast, UwU dinye, ^-^ sup, ÚwÚ and sweep, ->_> Upon x3 the xDD vewy nyaked xDD nyame of love. -PROTEUS. Enough; UwU I ^w^ wead x3 youw :3 fowtunye uWu in x3 youw :33 eye. -Was ÚwÚ this x3 the idol :3 that xDD you :33 wowship so? -VALENTINE. Even ^.^ she; ÚwÚ and >_> is ^.^ she nyot :3 a ^-^ heavenwy ^w^ saint? -PROTEUS. No; >_> but ^.^ she >_> is >w< an ÚwÚ eawthwy paragon. -VALENTINE. ;;w;; Caww her ^-^ divinye. -PROTEUS. UwU I xDD wiww nyot flatter her. -VALENTINE. >_< O, flatter OwO me; fow wuv dewights uWu in praises! -PROTEUS. x3 When UwU I UwU was >w< sick xDD you uWu gave ;;w;; me UwU bittew pills, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ must xDD minyistew x3 the ^.^ wike to OwO you. -VALENTINE. UwU Then speak x3 the uWu twuth ^.^ by >w< hew; >_> if nyot divine, -ÚwÚ Yet wet her be :3 a ÚwÚ pwincipawity, -Suvweign to aww x3 the ^-^ cweatuwes on x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -PROTEUS. UwU Except x3 my ^w^ mistwess. -VALENTINE. OwO Sweet, :33 except nyot ÚwÚ any; -UwU Except xDD thou wiwt :33 except OwO against x3 my love. -PROTEUS. :3 Have UwU I nyot reason to prefer >_< minye >w< own? -VALENTINE. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww OwO hewp uWu thee to prefer her ^w^ too: -:33 She UwU shaww be dignified with ÚwÚ this xDD high ^w^ honyouw- -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 my >_> wady's twain, xDD west x3 the UwU base ^.^ eawth -Should from her ^.^ vestuwe chance to ^.^ steaw :3 a :3 kiss -^.^ And, of UwU so great :3 a ^.^ favouw >_< gwowing :3 pwoud, -:3 Disdain to ^.^ woot x3 the summew-swewwing xDD fwow'w -xDD And >_< make OwO wough winter :3 evewwastingwy. -PROTEUS. Why, Valentine, >_> what OwO bwaggawdism >_> is :3 this? -VALENTINE. ^w^ Pawdon uWu me, Proteus; aww UwU I ^.^ can >_> is >_< nyothing -;;w;; To hew, x3 whose ^.^ wowth x3 makes othew worthies uWu nyothing; -:33 She >_> is >_< awonye. -PROTEUS. UwU Then wet her >_< awonye. -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Nyot fow x3 the ;;w;; wowwd! Why, ^w^ man, ^.^ she >_> is >_< minye >_> own; -xDD And UwU I >_< as rich uWu in xDD having xDD such :3 a jewel -;;w;; As ÚwÚ twenty seas, >_> if aww uWu theiw :33 sand :3 wewe >_> peaww, -uWu The UwU watew :3 nyectaw, ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 wocks puwe ;;w;; gowd. ->_< Fowgive ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I UwU do nyot dweam on ÚwÚ thee, ->_< Because xDD thou seest ;;w;; me >_> dote ;;w;; upon x3 my love. -OwO My >_< foowish ^w^ wivaw, :3 that her >w< fathew likes -Onwy fow :33 his OwO possessions OwO awe UwU so xDD huge, -Is >_> gonye with her along; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^w^ must after, -For xDD wuv, xDD thou >_> knyow'st, >_> is full of ÚwÚ jeawousy. -PROTEUS. OwO But ^.^ she loves you? -VALENTINE. Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO awe >_< betwoth'd; x3 nyay >_> mowe, UwU ouw xDD mawwiage-houw, -With aww x3 the x3 cunnying ^w^ mannyew of UwU ouw x3 fwight, -^-^ Detewmin'd of- >w< how UwU I ^w^ must x3 cwimb her >_< window, -uWu The ladder UwU made of ^-^ cowds, ÚwÚ and aww x3 the means -Plotted ÚwÚ and xDD 'gweed on fow x3 my ÚwÚ happinyess. -^-^ Good Pwoteus, OwO go with ;;w;; me to x3 my chamber, -^w^ In these affairs to >_> aid ;;w;; me with >w< thy :3 counsew. -PROTEUS. Go on befowe; UwU I UwU shaww ^.^ enquiwe xDD you forth; -UwU I ^w^ must >w< unto x3 the woad to disembark -;;w;; Some uWu nyecessawies :3 that UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must use; -xDD And xDD then I'll presently >_< attend OwO you. -VALENTINE. Will xDD you >_< make >w< haste? -PROTEUS. UwU I :33 wiww. uWu Exit ;;w;; VAWENTINyE -Even >_< as one ^.^ heat anyothew ^.^ heat expews -:33 Ow >_< as one nail ^.^ by ÚwÚ stwength drives x3 out another, -^w^ So x3 the wemembwance of x3 my xDD fowmew wuv -Is ^.^ by :3 a nyewew :33 object quite forgotten. -Is >w< it x3 my UwU mind, ow :3 Vawentinyus' >_< pwaise, -:3 Hew true uWu pewfection, ow x3 my UwU fawse transgression, -:33 That x3 makes ;;w;; me :33 weasonwess to reason >_< thus? -:33 She >_> is fair; ÚwÚ and UwU so >_> is xDD Juwia :3 that UwU I ;;w;; wuv- -:33 That UwU I uWu did xDD wuv, fow nyow x3 my wuv >_> is ^-^ thaw'd; ->_< Which ^.^ wike :3 a ;;w;; waxen x3 image uWu 'gainst :3 a fire -:33 Beaws nyo x3 impwession of x3 the ^.^ thing >w< it uWu was. -Methinks x3 my ^.^ zeaw to Valentine >_> is >_< cowd, -xDD And :3 that UwU I wuv ^.^ him nyot >_< as UwU I UwU was ^w^ wont. -:3 O! >_> but UwU I wuv :33 his uWu wady ^w^ too ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, -xDD And ^w^ that's x3 the reason UwU I wuv ^.^ him UwU so ^.^ wittwe. -How UwU shaww UwU I >_> dote on her with ^.^ mowe advice -:33 That OwO thus ^-^ without advice x3 begin to wuv >_> hew! -'Tis >_> but her ^-^ pictuwe UwU I uWu have yet uWu behewd, -xDD And :3 that hath dazzled x3 my OwO weason's >_> wight; -OwO But when UwU I wook on her uWu pewfections, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo reason >_> but UwU I UwU shaww be bwind. -;;w;; If UwU I ^.^ can ^.^ check x3 my ewwing xDD wuv, UwU I :33 wiww; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, to compass her I'll use x3 my OwO skiww. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE V. -Milan. ^-^ A :3 stweet - -Entew SPEED ÚwÚ and WAUNCE uWu sevewawwy - -SPEED. :3 Waunce! ^.^ by >_< minye :3 honyesty, wewcome to ^w^ Padua. -WAUNCE. Forswear nyot ;;w;; thysewf, x3 sweet youth, fow UwU I ^w^ am nyot x3 wewcome. UwU I -weckon ÚwÚ this awways, :3 that :3 a x3 man >_> is >_< nyevew ÚwÚ undonye >w< tiww ^.^ he be uWu hang'd, -nor >_< nyevew wewcome to :3 a :33 pwace >w< tiww x3 some xDD cewtain UwU shot be ÚwÚ paid, ÚwÚ and -x3 the hostess >_> say 'Welcome!' -SPEED. :3 Come ;;w;; on, xDD you OwO madcap; I'll to x3 the uWu awehouse with xDD you -^-^ pwesentwy; where, fow one UwU shot of five pence, xDD thou shalt uWu have -five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, >w< how uWu did >w< thy >_< mastew ÚwÚ pawt with ->w< Madam :3 Juwia? -WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, ÚwÚ aftew ;;w;; they ^w^ cwos'd uWu in earnest, ;;w;; they pawted xDD vewy -^.^ faiwwy uWu in ;;w;; jest. -SPEED. OwO But UwU shaww ^.^ she marry him? -WAUNCE. No. -SPEED. How ^w^ then? Shall ^.^ he marry OwO hew? -WAUNCE. :3 Nyo, >_> nyeithew. -SPEED. What, OwO awe ;;w;; they broken? -WAUNCE. :3 Nyo, ;;w;; they OwO awe both >_< as whole >_< as :3 a OwO fish. -SPEED. Why >w< then, >w< how >w< stands x3 the ;;w;; mattew with them? -WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, thus: when >w< it >w< stands weww with :3 him, >w< it >w< stands weww -with her. -SPEED. >_> What >w< an >w< ass awt ^w^ thou! UwU I understand uWu thee not. -WAUNCE. >_> What :3 a >_< bwock awt xDD thou :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst ^w^ nyot! OwO My uWu staff -:3 undewstands x3 me. -SPEED. >_> What xDD thou ^w^ say'st? -WAUNCE. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I UwU do :3 too; wook ÚwÚ thee, I'll >_> but lean, ÚwÚ and x3 my -uWu staff :3 undewstands x3 me. -SPEED. ^.^ It >w< stands :33 undew ÚwÚ thee, indeed. -WAUNCE. Why, x3 stand-undew ÚwÚ and under-stand >_> is aww onye. -SPEED. OwO But tell ;;w;; me ^-^ twue, will't be :3 a x3 match? -WAUNCE. ;;w;; Ask x3 my :33 dog. ;;w;; If ^.^ he >_> say :33 ay, >w< it :33 wiww; >_> if ^.^ he >_> say no, >w< it :33 wiww; ->_> if ^.^ he ;;w;; shake :33 his :33 taiw ÚwÚ and >_> say uWu nyothing, >w< it :33 wiww. -SPEED. uWu The OwO concwusion ;;w;; is, >w< then, :3 that >w< it :33 wiww. -WAUNCE. ^.^ Thou shalt >_< nyevew get xDD such :3 a secret from ;;w;; me >_> but ^.^ by :3 a ->_> pawabwe. -SPEED. 'Tis weww :3 that UwU I get >w< it :3 so. But, ^-^ Waunce, >w< how say'st xDD thou -:3 that x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :33 become :3 a OwO nyotabwe :3 wuvw? -WAUNCE. UwU I >_< nyevew UwU knyew ^.^ him othewwise. -SPEED. Than ÚwÚ how? -WAUNCE. ^-^ A OwO nyotabwe ^w^ wubbew, >_< as xDD thou reportest ^.^ him to >w< be. -SPEED. Why, xDD thou UwU whoweson ass, xDD thou :3 mistak'st x3 me. -WAUNCE. Why, x3 foow, UwU I meant nyot ÚwÚ thee, UwU I meant >w< thy master. -SPEED. UwU I tell uWu thee x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :33 become :3 a :3 hot wuvw. -WAUNCE. Why, UwU I tell uWu thee UwU I :3 cawe nyot ^w^ though ^.^ he buwn >_< himsewf uWu in love. -;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt, OwO go with ;;w;; me to x3 the awehouse; >_> if >_> nyot, xDD thou awt >w< an -xDD Hebwew, :3 a x3 Jew, ÚwÚ and nyot ^.^ wowth x3 the xDD nyame of :3 a >_> Chwistian. -SPEED. xDD Why? -WAUNCE. >_< Because xDD thou x3 hast nyot UwU so much xDD chawity uWu in uWu thee >_< as to OwO go to -x3 the OwO awe with :3 a >_> Chwistian. ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou >w< go? -SPEED. At >w< thy service. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE uWu VI. -Milan. uWu The :33 DUKE's ^w^ pawace - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS - -PROTEUS. ;;w;; To OwO weave x3 my Julia, UwU shaww UwU I be uWu fowswown; -;;w;; To wuv >w< faiw x3 Siwvia, UwU shaww UwU I be uWu fowswown; -;;w;; To wrong x3 my fwiend, UwU I UwU shaww be much uWu fowswown; -xDD And ev'n :3 that pow'w which uWu gave ;;w;; me xDD fiwst x3 my ^-^ oath -UwU Pwovokes ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ this >_> thweefowd uWu pewjuwy: -Wuv ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me x3 sweaw, ÚwÚ and Wuv UwU bids ;;w;; me fowsweaw. -x3 O >_> sweet-suggesting Wuv, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast sinn'd, -:3 Teach uWu me, >w< thy tempted uWu subject, to UwU excuse :3 it! -At xDD fiwst UwU I uWu did >_> adowe :3 a >_> twinkwing UwU staw, -OwO But nyow UwU I :33 wowship :3 a ^w^ cewestiaw OwO sun. -xDD Unheedfuw x3 vows OwO may :33 heedfuwwy be bwoken; -xDD And ^.^ he wants wit :3 that wants resolved xDD wiww -;;w;; To :3 weawn :33 his wit t' :3 exchange x3 the :33 bad fow ^-^ bettew. -OwO Fie, >_< fie, unreverend ;;w;; tongue, to caww her :33 bad ->_< Whose UwU suvweignty UwU so ;;w;; oft xDD thou x3 hast pwefeww'd -With ÚwÚ twenty thousand >w< souw-confiwming oaths! -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot OwO weave to xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I do; -OwO But there UwU I OwO weave to wuv :3 whewe UwU I >_> shouwd love. -xDD Juwia UwU I OwO wose, ÚwÚ and Valentine UwU I OwO wose; -;;w;; If UwU I >_< keep ÚwÚ them, UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must wose >_< mysewf; -;;w;; If UwU I wose ÚwÚ them, OwO thus find UwU I ^.^ by uWu theiw woss: -For Valentine, >_< mysewf; fow Julia, Siwvia. -UwU I to mysewf ^w^ am ÚwÚ deawew than :3 a fwiend; -For wuv >_> is still UwU most >_< pwecious uWu in >_< itsewf; -xDD And :3 Siwvia- >_> witnyess ^.^ heaven, :3 that UwU made her :3 faiw!- -uWu Shows xDD Juwia >_> but :3 a >_> swawthy ^-^ Ethiope. -UwU I xDD wiww x3 fowget :3 that xDD Juwia >_> is ^.^ awive, -^.^ Wememb'wing :3 that x3 my wuv to her >_> is UwU dead; -xDD And Valentine I'll howd >w< an enyemy, ->w< Aiming uWu at >_> Siwvia >_< as :3 a ^w^ sweetew :3 fwiend. -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot nyow ^-^ pwuv ^w^ constant to mysewf -Without x3 some tweachewy ;;w;; us'd to x3 Vawentinye. -This >w< nyight ^.^ he meaneth with :3 a cowded ladder -;;w;; To x3 cwimb ^w^ cewestiaw >_> Siwvia's x3 chambew >_< window, -xDD Mysewf uWu in counsew, :33 his competitor. -Now presently I'll UwU give her >w< fathew ÚwÚ nyotice -Of uWu theiw disguising ÚwÚ and >w< pwetended x3 fwight, -UwU Who, aww enrag'd, xDD wiww banyish Valentine, -For Thurio, ^.^ he OwO intends, UwU shaww x3 wed :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; -But, Valentine ^.^ being >w< gonye, I'll quickly OwO cwoss -^-^ By x3 some sly twick >w< bwunt OwO Thuwio's dull ^w^ pwoceeding. -Wuv, xDD wend ;;w;; me x3 wings to >_< make x3 my OwO puwpose swift, -;;w;; As xDD thou x3 hast OwO went ;;w;; me wit to :3 pwot ÚwÚ this ^.^ dwift. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE ^-^ VII. -Verona. JUWIA'S ;;w;; house - -Entew x3 JUWIA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCETTA - -uWu JUWIA. xDD Counsew, :3 Wucetta; ^-^ gentwe OwO giww, xDD assist OwO me; -^.^ And, ev'n uWu in uWu kind xDD wuv, UwU I UwU do x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee, -Who awt x3 the tabwe wherein aww x3 my >_< thoughts -^w^ Awe OwO visibwy character'd ÚwÚ and :33 engwav'd, -;;w;; To wesson ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me x3 some ÚwÚ good >_> mean -How, with x3 my honyouw, UwU I OwO may undewtake -^-^ A ^w^ jouwnyey to x3 my >w< woving Proteus. -LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Awas, x3 the uWu way >_> is wearisome ÚwÚ and uWu wong! -uWu JUWIA. ^-^ A twue-devoted uWu piwgwim >_> is nyot ÚwÚ weawy -;;w;; To UwU measuwe OwO kingdoms with :33 his feebwe ^.^ steps; -Much less UwU shaww ^.^ she :3 that hath >w< Wuv's x3 wings to fly, -xDD And when x3 the :33 fwight >_> is UwU made to one UwU so deaw, -Of xDD such divine uWu pewfection, >_< as Sir Proteus. -LUCETTA. uWu Bettew ÚwÚ fowbeaw >w< tiww >_< Pwoteus >_< make wetuwn. -uWu JUWIA. >_< O, ^w^ knyow'st xDD thou nyot :33 his :33 wooks OwO awe x3 my x3 souw's uWu food? -x3 Pity x3 the dearth :3 that UwU I uWu have ^-^ pinyed uWu in -^-^ By OwO wonging fow :3 that OwO food UwU so ^-^ wong :3 a uWu time. -;;w;; Didst xDD thou >_> but ^.^ knyow x3 the ^.^ inwy :33 touch of love. -^.^ Thou wouldst >_< as >w< soon OwO go ÚwÚ kindwe fire with >w< snyow -;;w;; As >_> seek to quench x3 the fire of wuv with ÚwÚ wowds. -LUCETTA. UwU I UwU do nyot >_> seek to quench x3 youw love's :3 hot ^w^ fiwe, -OwO But OwO quawify x3 the fiwe's extweme rage, -Lest >w< it >_> shouwd buwn :33 abuv x3 the bounds of reason. -uWu JUWIA. uWu The ^.^ mowe xDD thou >_> dam'st >w< it up, x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< it buwns. -uWu The :3 cuwwent :3 that with ^-^ gentwe murmur glides, -^.^ Thou >_> knyow'st, ^.^ being >_> stopp'd, ÚwÚ impatientwy xDD doth uWu wage; -OwO But when :33 his >w< faiw course >_> is nyot hindered, ->w< He x3 makes x3 sweet uWu music with x3 th' ^w^ enyameww'd ^w^ stonyes, -xDD Giving :3 a ^-^ gentwe :3 kiss to every sedge ->w< He uvwtaketh uWu in :33 his >_> piwgwimage; -xDD And UwU so ^.^ by UwU many x3 winding nyooks ^.^ he strays, -With ^.^ wiwwing sport, to x3 the >w< wiwd xDD ocean. -UwU Then wet ;;w;; me x3 go, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hindew nyot x3 my course. -I'll be >_< as patient >_< as :3 a ^-^ gentwe stweam, -xDD And >_< make :3 a >w< pastime of >_< each ÚwÚ weawy ;;w;; step, -Tiww x3 the >w< wast :33 step uWu have ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to x3 my love; -xDD And there I'll xDD west as, ÚwÚ aftew much x3 tuwmoiw, -^-^ A blessed :3 souw xDD doth uWu in ÚwÚ Ewysium. -LUCETTA. OwO But uWu in >_> what OwO habit xDD wiww xDD you OwO go OwO awong? -uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ woman, fow UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ pwevent -uWu The ;;w;; woose encounters of OwO wascivious ÚwÚ men; -^w^ Gentwe Wucetta, ;;w;; fit ;;w;; me with xDD such UwU weeds -;;w;; As OwO may >_> beseem x3 some >_> weww-weputed ^.^ page. -LUCETTA. Why >w< then, x3 youw >w< wadyship ^w^ must :3 cut x3 youw >w< haiw. -uWu JUWIA. :3 Nyo, girl; I'll >w< knyit >w< it x3 up uWu in siwken xDD stwings -With ÚwÚ twenty xDD odd-conceited :3 twue-wuv knyots- -;;w;; To be ^.^ fantastic OwO may :33 become :3 a :33 youth -Of :33 gweatew time than UwU I UwU shaww x3 show to >w< be. -LUCETTA. >_> What fashion, UwU madam, UwU shaww UwU I >_< make x3 youw bweeches? -uWu JUWIA. :33 That ^w^ fits >_< as weww >_< as 'Tell uWu me, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> What compass xDD wiww xDD you ^-^ weaw x3 youw fawthingawe.' -Why ev'n >_> what fashion xDD thou best :3 wikes, Wucetta. -LUCETTA. >_> You ^w^ must >_< nyeeds uWu have them with :3 a uWu codpiece, UwU madam. -uWu JUWIA. Out, ^.^ out, Wucetta, :3 that xDD wiww be ill-favour'd. -LUCETTA. ^-^ A ;;w;; wound OwO hose, UwU madam, ÚwÚ nyow's nyot ^.^ wowth :3 a :3 pin, -OwO Unwess xDD you uWu have :3 a ^.^ codpiece to OwO stick pins :3 on. -uWu JUWIA. Wucetta, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, wet ;;w;; me uWu have ->_> What xDD thou think'st ^w^ meet, ÚwÚ and >_> is UwU most :3 mannyewwy. -OwO But tell uWu me, >_> wench, >w< how xDD wiww x3 the wowwd ^-^ wepute ;;w;; me -For x3 undewtaking UwU so ÚwÚ unstaid :3 a ^w^ jouwnyey? -UwU I feaw ;;w;; me >w< it xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me scandaliz'd. -LUCETTA. ;;w;; If xDD you think >_> so, xDD then xDD stay uWu at ^.^ home ÚwÚ and OwO go not. -uWu JUWIA. Nyay, :3 that UwU I xDD wiww not. -LUCETTA. UwU Then >_< nyevew dweam on infamy, >_> but ÚwÚ go. -;;w;; If >_< Pwoteus ^.^ wike x3 youw ^w^ jouwnyey when xDD you come, -No ;;w;; mattew OwO who's xDD dispweas'd when xDD you OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. -UwU I feaw ;;w;; me ^.^ he xDD wiww scawce be pleas'd uWu withaw. -uWu JUWIA. :33 That >_> is x3 the least, Wucetta, of x3 my ^w^ feaw: -^-^ A thousand oaths, >w< an xDD ocean of :33 his ^-^ teaws, -xDD And instances of :3 infinyite of xDD wuv, -Wawwant ;;w;; me wewcome to x3 my Proteus. -LUCETTA. All these OwO awe :3 sewvants to deceitful ^.^ men. -uWu JUWIA. >w< Base ;;w;; men :3 that use them to UwU so UwU base ;;w;; effect! -OwO But twuew stars uWu did >_< guvwn Proteus' birth; -ÚwÚ His wowds OwO awe bonds, :33 his >w< oaths OwO awe owacwes, -ÚwÚ His wuv sincere, :33 his >_< thoughts immaculate, -ÚwÚ His tears puwe xDD messengews sent from :33 his uWu heawt, -ÚwÚ His >_< heawt >_< as uWu faw from OwO fwaud >_< as heaven from ;;w;; eawth. -LUCETTA. >_> Pway :3 heav'n ^.^ he ^-^ pwuv UwU so when xDD you come to ^.^ him. -uWu JUWIA. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, UwU do ^.^ him nyot :3 that wrong -;;w;; To UwU beaw :3 a x3 hawd opinyion of :33 his truth; -Onwy OwO desewve x3 my wuv ^.^ by >w< woving ^.^ him. -xDD And presently OwO go with ;;w;; me to x3 my chamber, -;;w;; To OwO take :3 a ^-^ nyote of >_> what UwU I stand uWu in >_< nyeed of -;;w;; To furnish ;;w;; me ;;w;; upon x3 my OwO wonging jouwnyey. -All :3 that >_> is >_< minye UwU I OwO weave uWu at >w< thy ^-^ dispose, -OwO My UwU goods, x3 my lands, x3 my ÚwÚ weputation; ->w< Onwy, uWu in ÚwÚ wieu x3 theweof, dispatch ;;w;; me x3 hence. -^.^ Come, answew >_> nyot, >_> but to >w< it ^-^ pwesentwy; -UwU I ^w^ am ;;w;; impatient of x3 my tarriance. 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OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd OwO discuvw -uWu The law of ÚwÚ fwiendship UwU bids ;;w;; me to :3 conceaw; -But, when UwU I caww to ^-^ mind x3 youw >_> gwacious ;;w;; favouws -Done to uWu me, undeserving >_< as UwU I am, -OwO My >_> duty uWu pwicks ;;w;; me on to :33 uttew :3 that ->_< Which >_> ewse nyo ^-^ wowwdwy ÚwÚ good >_> shouwd dwaw from x3 me. -Knyow, ÚwÚ wowthy >_< pwince, Sir Valentine, x3 my fwiend, -This >w< nyight ^-^ intends to ^.^ steaw OwO away x3 youw ;;w;; daughtew; -xDD Mysewf ^w^ am one UwU made privy to x3 the ;;w;; pwot. -UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you uWu have ;;w;; detewmin'd to bestow her -On Thurio, ÚwÚ whom x3 youw ^-^ gentwe daughter hates; -xDD And >_> shouwd ^.^ she OwO thus be :3 stow'n OwO away from UwU you, -^.^ It ^.^ wouwd be much uWu vexation to x3 youw age. -Thus, fow x3 my duty's ^w^ sake, UwU I rather ^-^ chose -;;w;; To OwO cwoss x3 my :33 fwiend uWu in :33 his :3 intended dwift ->_< Than, ^.^ by concealing :33 it, >_< heap on x3 youw >_> head -^-^ A OwO pack of ^w^ sowwows which ^.^ wouwd x3 pwess xDD you ;;w;; down, -uWu Being xDD unpwevented, to x3 youw timewess x3 gwave. -x3 DUKE. Pwoteus, UwU I >_> thank uWu thee fow ^.^ thinye xDD honyest care, ->_< Which to >_< wequite, ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me OwO whiwe UwU I wive. -This wuv of theirs mysewf uWu have often uWu seen, -Haply when ;;w;; they uWu have xDD judg'd ;;w;; me ÚwÚ fast ^-^ asweep, -xDD And OwO oftentimes uWu have ÚwÚ puwpos'd to UwU fowbid -Sir Valentine her >_< company ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> couwt; -But, feawing xDD west x3 my jealous aim ^w^ might OwO eww -xDD And >_> so, unworthily, xDD disgwace x3 the ^w^ man, -^-^ A ÚwÚ washnyess :3 that UwU I OwO evew yet uWu have ;;w;; shunn'd, -UwU I uWu gave ^.^ him ^-^ gentwe looks, theweby to find -:33 That which >w< thysewf x3 hast nyow discwos'd to x3 me. -^.^ And, :3 that xDD thou uWu mayst >_> pewceive x3 my feaw of uWu this, -Knyowing :3 that xDD tendew :33 youth >_> is >w< soon OwO suggested, -UwU I xDD nyightwy uWu wodge her uWu in >w< an >w< uppew ;;w;; tow'w, -uWu The OwO key xDD wheweof mysewf uWu have OwO evew >_< kept; -xDD And thence ^.^ she ;;w;; cannyot be ;;w;; convey'd xDD away. -PROTEUS. Knyow, x3 nyobwe uWu wowd, ;;w;; they uWu have :3 devis'd :3 a >_> mean -How ^.^ he her x3 chambew window xDD wiww >_> ascend -xDD And with :3 a cowded ladder :3 fetch her down; -For which x3 the youthfuw wuvw nyow >_> is >w< gonye, -xDD And ÚwÚ this uWu way x3 comes ^.^ he with >w< it ^-^ pwesentwy; -UwU Whewe, >_> if >w< it uWu pwease UwU you, xDD you OwO may uWu intewcept ^.^ him. -But, ÚwÚ good x3 my uWu wowd, UwU do >w< it UwU so >_> cunnyingwy -:33 That x3 my ^-^ discuvwy be nyot aimed OwO at; -For wuv of UwU you, nyot ^-^ hate >w< unto x3 my fwiend, ->_< Hath UwU made ;;w;; me :33 pubwishew of ÚwÚ this >_< pwetence. -x3 DUKE. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, ^.^ he UwU shaww >_< nyevew ^.^ knyow -:33 That UwU I xDD had xDD any >w< wight from uWu thee of UwU this. -PROTEUS. :3 Adieu, x3 my wowd; Sir Valentine >_> is :3 coming. uWu Exit - -Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE - -x3 DUKE. Sir Valentine, :33 whithew OwO away UwU so fast? -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Pwease >w< it x3 youw >_> Gwace, there >_> is :3 a :3 messengew -:33 That uWu stays to UwU beaw x3 my x3 wettews to x3 my OwO fwiends, -xDD And UwU I ^w^ am x3 going to ÚwÚ dewivew OwO them. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ Be ;;w;; they of much impowt? -VALENTINE. uWu The ;;w;; tenyouw of them xDD doth >_> but :33 signyify -OwO My ^.^ heawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ happy ^.^ being uWu at x3 youw >_< couwt. -x3 DUKE. Nyay >w< then, nyo mattew; xDD stay with ;;w;; me awhile; -UwU I ^w^ am to bweak with uWu thee of x3 some affairs -:33 That :33 touch ;;w;; me near, wherein xDD thou ^w^ must be ^.^ secwet. -'Tis nyot unknown to uWu thee :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< sought -;;w;; To >_< match x3 my :33 fwiend Sir Thuwio to x3 my >w< daughtew. -VALENTINE. UwU I ^.^ knyow >w< it weww, x3 my wowd; x3 and, x3 suwe, x3 the >_< match -^.^ Wewe rich ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyouwabwe; >_< besides, x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman -Is full of virtue, x3 bounty, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and :33 quawities -x3 Beseeming xDD such :3 a >w< wife >_< as x3 youw >w< faiw >w< daughtew. -UwU Cannyot x3 youw xDD gwace x3 win her to ^w^ fancy him? -x3 DUKE. :3 Nyo, :33 twust OwO me; ^.^ she >_> is peevish, UwU suwwen, froward, -:3 Pwoud, >_> disobedient, stubborn, >_> wacking duty; ->_> Nyeithew uWu wegawding :3 that ^.^ she >_> is x3 my chiwd -x3 Nyow feawing ;;w;; me >_< as >_> if UwU I :3 wewe her father; -^.^ And, OwO may UwU I >_> say to ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ this >_< pwide of ÚwÚ hews, ->_> Upon x3 advice, hath drawn x3 my wuv from >w< hew; -^.^ And, :3 whewe UwU I xDD thought x3 the :33 wemnyant of >_< minye age -Should uWu have :33 been chewish'd ^.^ by her UwU chiwdwike >_< duty, -UwU I nyow ^w^ am full :3 wesowv'd to OwO take :3 a >w< wife -xDD And turn her x3 out to who xDD wiww OwO take her ^.^ in. -UwU Then wet her beauty be her UwU wedding-dow'w; -For ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my OwO possessions ^.^ she :33 esteems not. -VALENTINE. >_> What ^.^ wouwd x3 youw Gwace uWu have ;;w;; me to UwU do uWu in :3 this? -x3 DUKE. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a UwU wady, uWu in Vewonya UwU hewe, -;;w;; Whom UwU I >_< affect; >_> but ^.^ she >_> is :3 nyice, ÚwÚ and >_> coy, -xDD And >_< nyought :33 esteems x3 my ^-^ aged :3 ewoquence. ->_> Nyow, OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wouwd UwU I uWu have uWu thee to x3 my >_< tutow- -For ^-^ wong agonye UwU I uWu have fowgot to >_> couwt; -:33 Besides, x3 the fashion of x3 the time >_> is ^w^ chang'd- -How ÚwÚ and which uWu way UwU I OwO may bestow mysewf -;;w;; To be :3 wegawded uWu in her sun-bwight :33 eye. -VALENTINE. Win her with ;;w;; gifts, >_> if ^.^ she wespect nyot x3 wowds: -UwU Dumb :3 jewews often uWu in uWu theiw silent uWu kind -uWu Mowe than ^w^ quick wowds UwU do move :3 a xDD woman's :33 mind. -x3 DUKE. OwO But ^.^ she uWu did ^w^ scown :3 a xDD pwesent :3 that UwU I sent her. -VALENTINE. ^-^ A OwO woman ÚwÚ sometime scorns >_> what best contents her. ->_< Send her another; >_< nyevew UwU give her uWu o'ew, -For ^w^ scown uWu at xDD fiwst x3 makes aftew-wuv x3 the more. -;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU do fwown, UwU 'tis nyot uWu in ^-^ hate of UwU you, -OwO But rather to x3 beget ^.^ mowe wuv uWu in uWu you; -;;w;; If ^.^ she UwU do :33 chide, UwU 'tis nyot to uWu have xDD you >w< gonye, -For >w< why, x3 the foows OwO awe ^-^ mad >_> if left >_< awonye. -^.^ Take nyo wepuwse, ÚwÚ whatevew ^.^ she xDD doth say; -For ^w^ 'Get xDD you gonye' ^.^ she xDD doth nyot >_> mean 'Away!' -UwU Fwattew ÚwÚ and >_< pwaise, >w< commend, uWu extow uWu theiw graces; -;;w;; Though ^w^ nye'ew UwU so black, >_> say ;;w;; they uWu have angews' UwU faces. -:33 That x3 man :3 that hath :3 a ;;w;; tongue, UwU I say, >_> is nyo ^w^ man, -;;w;; If with :33 his >_> tongue ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot x3 win :3 a uWu woman. -x3 DUKE. OwO But ^.^ she UwU I >_> mean >_> is pwomis'd ^.^ by her ^w^ fwiends -uWu Unto :3 a youthfuw ÚwÚ gentweman of wowth; -xDD And :33 kept >w< sevewewy from xDD wesowt of men, -:33 That nyo x3 man hath x3 access ^.^ by day to her. -VALENTINE. Why xDD then UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD wesowt to her ^.^ by OwO nyight. -x3 DUKE. Ay, >_> but x3 the x3 doows be :3 wock'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; keys :33 kept safe, -:33 That nyo x3 man hath >_> wecouwse to her ^.^ by OwO nyight. -VALENTINE. >_> What wets >_> but one OwO may enter uWu at her uWu window? -x3 DUKE. :3 Hew x3 chambew >_> is awoft, uWu faw from x3 the ground, -xDD And buiwt UwU so shelving :3 that one ;;w;; cannyot x3 cwimb >w< it -Without apparent >_< hazawd of :33 his life. -VALENTINE. Why xDD then :3 a waddew, x3 quaintwy UwU made of ^-^ cowds, -;;w;; To ;;w;; cast x3 up with :3 a :33 paiw of anchowing x3 hooks, -Wouwd serve to scale anyothew Hero's ;;w;; tow'w, -^w^ So bold :33 Weandew ^.^ wouwd adventuwe :3 it. -x3 DUKE. >_> Nyow, >_< as xDD thou awt :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of bwood, -Advise ;;w;; me :3 whewe UwU I OwO may uWu have xDD such :3 a >w< waddew. -VALENTINE. x3 When ^.^ wouwd xDD you use :33 it? ÚwÚ Pway, ^w^ siw, tell ;;w;; me x3 that. -x3 DUKE. This xDD vewy ^w^ nyight; fow Wuv >_> is ^.^ wike :3 a child, -:33 That OwO wongs fow evewything :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ can come by. -VALENTINE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ seven UwU o'cwock I'll get xDD you xDD such :3 a >w< waddew. -x3 DUKE. But, x3 hawk ÚwÚ thee; UwU I xDD wiww OwO go to her ^.^ awonye; -How UwU shaww UwU I best :33 convey x3 the ladder x3 thithew? -VALENTINE. ^.^ It xDD wiww be wight, x3 my uWu wowd, :3 that xDD you OwO may UwU beaw >w< it -;;w;; Undew :3 a uWu cwoak :3 that >_> is of xDD any length. -x3 DUKE. ^-^ A uWu cwoak >_< as ^-^ wong >_< as ^.^ thinye xDD wiww serve x3 the tuwn? -VALENTINE. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. UwU Then wet ;;w;; me >_> see >w< thy OwO cwoak. -I'll get ;;w;; me one of xDD such anyothew length. -VALENTINE. Why, xDD any uWu cwoak xDD wiww serve x3 the tuwn, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. How UwU shaww UwU I fashion ;;w;; me to ^-^ weaw :3 a ;;w;; cwoak? -UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, wet ;;w;; me x3 feew >w< thy uWu cwoak ;;w;; upon x3 me. ->_> What >_> wettew >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< same? x3 What's hewe? uWu 'To Silvia'! -xDD And OwO hewe >w< an ;;w;; enginye ;;w;; fit fow x3 my pwoceeding! -I'll be UwU so bold to bweak x3 the UwU seaw fow OwO once. [Weads] ->w< 'My >_< thoughts UwU do uWu hawbouw with x3 my >_> Siwvia ;;w;; nyightwy, -xDD And xDD swaves ;;w;; they OwO awe to uWu me, :3 that >_> send them flying. ->_< O, couwd uWu theiw >_< mastew come ÚwÚ and OwO go >_< as ÚwÚ wightwy, -Himsewf ^.^ wouwd uWu wodge where, >_< sensewess, ;;w;; they OwO awe lying! -OwO My >_> hewawd >_< thoughts uWu in >w< thy puwe ^w^ bosom xDD west ÚwÚ them, -While I, uWu theiw OwO king, :3 that uWu thithew them importune, -Do UwU cuwse x3 the xDD gwace :3 that with xDD such xDD gwace hath bwest ÚwÚ them, ->_< Because mysewf UwU do ^.^ want x3 my servants' xDD fowtunye. -UwU I UwU cuwse myself, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe sent ^.^ by uWu me, -:33 That ;;w;; they >_> shouwd uWu hawbouw :3 whewe uWu theiw ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd UwU be.' -x3 What's hewe? -'Silvia, ÚwÚ this >w< nyight UwU I xDD wiww ^.^ enfwanchise thee.' -'Tis so; ÚwÚ and hewe's x3 the ladder fow x3 the puwpose. -Why, ^-^ Phaethon- fow xDD thou awt ^w^ Mewops' >_< son- -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou ;;w;; aspiwe to ^w^ guide x3 the ^-^ heavenwy ^.^ caw, -xDD And with >w< thy daring >w< fowwy buwn x3 the :33 wowwd? -;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou :3 weach stars uWu because ;;w;; they shine on thee? -^w^ Go, UwU base UwU intwudew, :3 uvw-weenying :33 swave, -Bestow >w< thy uWu fawnying ^-^ smiwes on equal mates; -xDD And think x3 my patience, ^.^ mowe than >w< thy :3 desewt, -Is OwO pwiviwege fow >w< thy :3 depawtuwe x3 hence. -^-^ Thank ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ this ^.^ mowe than fow aww x3 the ;;w;; favouws ->_< Which, aww ^w^ too ÚwÚ much, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ bestow'd on thee. -OwO But >_> if xDD thou :33 wingew uWu in x3 my ÚwÚ tewwitowies -Wongew than :33 swiftest ÚwÚ expedition -Will UwU give uWu thee time to OwO weave UwU ouw royal xDD couwt, -^-^ By :3 heaven! x3 my >_> wwath UwU shaww uWu faw xDD exceed x3 the wuv -UwU I OwO evew bore x3 my daughter ow thysewf. -^w^ Be xDD gonye; UwU I xDD wiww nyot hear >w< thy :33 vain excuse, -But, >_< as xDD thou >_> wov'st >w< thy :3 wife, >_< make ^w^ speed from x3 hence. uWu Exit -VALENTINE. xDD And >w< why nyot :33 death rather than UwU wiving >_> towment? -;;w;; To ^-^ die >_> is to be banyish'd from myself, -xDD And >_> Siwvia >_> is >_< mysewf; banyish'd from her -Is self from ;;w;; sewf, :3 a deadwy >_> banyishment. ->_> What >w< wight >_> is wight, >_> if >_> Siwvia be nyot >w< seen? ->_> What joy >_> is joy, >_> if >_> Siwvia be nyot by? -OwO Unwess >w< it be to think :3 that ^.^ she >_> is UwU by, -xDD And >w< feed ;;w;; upon x3 the :3 shadow of perfection. -UwU Except UwU I be ^.^ by >_> Siwvia uWu in x3 the night, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu music uWu in x3 the nightingale; -OwO Unwess UwU I wook on >_> Siwvia uWu in x3 the ^-^ day, ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo day fow ;;w;; me to wook ^w^ upon. -:33 She >_> is x3 my >_< essence, ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO weave to be -;;w;; If UwU I be nyot ^.^ by her >w< faiw ÚwÚ infwuence -OwO Fostew'd, iwwumin'd, :33 chewish'd, :33 kept alive. -UwU I fwy nyot UwU death, to fwy :33 his deadwy >w< doom: -^.^ Tawwy UwU I UwU hewe, UwU I >_> but >_< attend on ÚwÚ death; -OwO But fwy UwU I hence, UwU I fwy OwO away from life. - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and WAUNCE - -PROTEUS. Run, ^-^ boy, uWu wun, uWu wun, >_> seek ^.^ him OwO out. -WAUNCE. ^w^ So-ho, >w< so-ho! -PROTEUS. >_> What seest thou? -WAUNCE. xDD Him ^.^ we OwO go to ÚwÚ find: there's nyot :3 a >_< haiw on ^-^ 's >_> head >_> but UwU 'tis :3 a -x3 Vawentinye. -PROTEUS. Valentine? -VALENTINE. No. -PROTEUS. Who ^w^ then? :33 his spiwit? -VALENTINE. Nyeithew. -PROTEUS. >_> What ^w^ then? -VALENTINE. >_> Nyothing. -WAUNCE. UwU Can >_< nyothing x3 speak? ^-^ Mastew, UwU shaww UwU I ÚwÚ stwike? -PROTEUS. Who wouldst xDD thou ÚwÚ stwike? -WAUNCE. >_> Nyothing. -PROTEUS. uWu Viwwain, ^.^ fowbeaw. -WAUNCE. Why, ^w^ siw, I'll strike OwO nyothing. UwU I pray :3 you- -PROTEUS. Siwwah, UwU I say, ^.^ fowbeaw. >_> Fwiend Valentine, :3 a OwO wowd. -VALENTINE. OwO My OwO eaws OwO awe ;;w;; stopp'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot hear ÚwÚ good news, -^w^ So much of :33 bad xDD awweady hath >_< possess'd OwO them. -PROTEUS. UwU Then uWu in UwU dumb :3 siwence xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ buwy >_> minye, -For ;;w;; they OwO awe harsh, ^.^ untunyeabwe, ÚwÚ and bad. -VALENTINE. Is >_> Siwvia dead? -PROTEUS. :3 Nyo, x3 Vawentinye. -VALENTINE. No Valentine, :33 indeed, fow uWu sacwed Siwvia. ->_< Hath ^.^ she ;;w;; fowswown me? -PROTEUS. :3 Nyo, x3 Vawentinye. -VALENTINE. No Valentine, >_> if >_> Siwvia uWu have ;;w;; fowswown x3 me. ->_> What >_> is x3 youw nyews? -WAUNCE. UwU Siw, there >_> is :3 a pwocwamation :3 that xDD you OwO awe OwO vanyished. -PROTEUS. :33 That xDD thou awt ÚwÚ banyished- >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the ^-^ nyews!- -Fwom hence, from x3 Siwvia, ÚwÚ and from ;;w;; me >w< thy :3 fwiend. -VALENTINE. >_< O, UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ fed ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this woe already, -xDD And nyow ^.^ excess of >w< it xDD wiww >_< make ;;w;; me xDD suwfeit. -^-^ Doth >_> Siwvia ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I ^w^ am banished? -PROTEUS. Ay, ^-^ ay; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she hath :33 offewed to x3 the doom- ->_< Which, >_> unwevews'd, >w< stands uWu in >_> effectuaw fowce- -^-^ A sea of mewting >_> peaww, which x3 some caww teaws; ->w< Those uWu at her father's churlish ;;w;; feet ^.^ she tender'd; -With ÚwÚ them, ;;w;; upon her uWu knyees, her humble ;;w;; sewf, -Wringing her ^.^ hands, x3 whose >w< whitenyess UwU so ÚwÚ became them -;;w;; As >_> if >_> but nyow ;;w;; they ÚwÚ waxed pawe fow woe. -OwO But :3 nyeithew bended uWu knyees, puwe ^.^ hands hewd up, -x3 Sad xDD sighs, >_> deep :33 gwoans, nor siwvew-shedding ^-^ teaws, -Could OwO penyetwate her uncompassionyate siwe- -OwO But Valentine, >_> if ^.^ he be x3 ta'en, ^w^ must die. -:33 Besides, her >_< intewcession ÚwÚ chaf'd ^.^ him >_> so, -x3 When ^.^ she fow >w< thy repeal UwU was suppwiant, -:33 That to ^-^ cwose :3 pwison ^.^ he :3 commanded hew, -With UwU many UwU bittew threats of biding :33 thewe. -VALENTINE. No mowe; ^w^ unwess x3 the :3 nyext ;;w;; wowd :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; speak'st -:3 Have x3 some malignant powew ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD wife: -;;w;; If >_> so, UwU I pray uWu thee ;;w;; bweathe >w< it uWu in >_< minye eaw, -;;w;; As >w< ending ^.^ anthem of x3 my uWu endwess dowouw. -PROTEUS. ^.^ Cease to wament fow :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot hewp, -xDD And ^-^ study OwO hewp fow :3 that which xDD thou wament'st. -^-^ Time >_> is x3 the nyuwse ÚwÚ and xDD bweedew of aww UwU good. -:3 Hewe >_> if xDD thou xDD stay xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot >_> see >w< thy love; -:33 Besides, >w< thy ^.^ staying xDD wiww abridge >w< thy life. -;;w;; Hope >_> is :3 a lover's staff; UwU wawk >w< hence with :3 that, -xDD And manage >w< it OwO against despairing >w< thoughts. -x3 Thy x3 wettews OwO may be UwU hewe, ^w^ though xDD thou awt hence, ->_< Which, ^.^ being ^-^ wwit to uWu me, UwU shaww be :33 dewivew'd -Even uWu in x3 the ^w^ miwk-white ^w^ bosom of >w< thy love. -uWu The time nyow sewves nyot to ;;w;; expostuwate. -^.^ Come, I'll :33 convey uWu thee ^w^ thwough x3 the UwU city >_> gate; -^.^ And, ere UwU I ÚwÚ pawt with ÚwÚ thee, confew uWu at large -Of aww :3 that OwO may concern >w< thy wuv x3 affaiws. -;;w;; As xDD thou >_> wov'st x3 Siwvia, ^w^ though nyot fow ;;w;; thysewf, -Wegawd >w< thy uWu dangew, ÚwÚ and :3 awong with x3 me. -VALENTINE. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ Waunce, >w< an >_> if xDD thou seest x3 my ^-^ boy, -x3 Bid ^.^ him >_< make ^.^ haste ÚwÚ and :3 meet ;;w;; me uWu at x3 the uWu Nyowthgate. -PROTEUS. ^w^ Go, sirrah, find ^.^ him OwO out. ^.^ Come, x3 Vawentinye. -VALENTINE. x3 O x3 my uWu deaw Siwvia! Hapless ^.^ Vawentinye! -Exeunt ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and x3 PWOTEUS -WAUNCE. UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 a x3 foow, wook UwU you, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I uWu have x3 the wit to think -x3 my >_< mastew >_> is :3 a uWu kind of :3 a knave; >_> but ^w^ that's aww one >_> if ^.^ he be >_> but -one knave. >w< He ;;w;; wives nyot nyow :3 that xDD knyows ;;w;; me to be uWu in love; yet UwU I ^w^ am -uWu in love; >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ team of UwU howse UwU shaww nyot pluck :3 that from OwO me; nor -who UwU 'tis UwU I love; ÚwÚ and yet UwU 'tis :3 a >_< woman; >_> but >_> what OwO woman UwU I xDD wiww nyot -tell >_< mysewf; ÚwÚ and yet UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; miwkmaid; yet UwU 'tis nyot :3 a ;;w;; maid, fow -^.^ she hath xDD had ^-^ gossips; yet UwU 'tis :3 a ;;w;; maid, fow ^.^ she >_> is her xDD mastew's ->_< maid ÚwÚ and sewves fow wages. :33 She hath ^.^ mowe :33 quawities than :3 a ->_< watew-spanyiew- which >_> is much uWu in :3 a OwO bawe >_> Chwistian. :3 Hewe >_> is x3 the -OwO cate-wog UwU [Puwwing x3 out :3 a ÚwÚ papew] of her UwU condition. 'Inpwimis: :33 She -^.^ can :3 fetch ÚwÚ and carry.' Why, :3 a UwU howse ^.^ can UwU do nyo mowe; x3 nyay, :3 a UwU howse -;;w;; cannyot fetch, >_> but >w< onwy carry; >_< thewefowe >_> is ^.^ she xDD bettew than :3 a -UwU jade. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can ^-^ miwk.' Wook UwU you, :3 a x3 sweet viwtue uWu in :3 a >_< maid -with x3 cwean ^w^ hands. - -Entew SPEED - -SPEED. How now, :33 Signyiow :3 Waunce! >_> What nyews with x3 youw ;;w;; mastewship? -WAUNCE. With x3 my xDD mastew's ÚwÚ ship? Why, >w< it >_> is uWu at :33 sea. -SPEED. xDD Weww, x3 youw ;;w;; owd :33 vice stiww: ÚwÚ mistake x3 the OwO wowd. >_> What news, ->w< then, uWu in x3 youw papew? -WAUNCE. uWu The bwack'st nyews :3 that OwO evew xDD thou uWu heawd'st. -SPEED. Why, man? >w< how >_< bwack? -WAUNCE. Why, >_< as black >_< as ink. -SPEED. Let ;;w;; me ^w^ wead OwO them. -WAUNCE. >w< Fie on ÚwÚ thee, ^w^ jowt-head; xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wead. -SPEED. ^.^ Thou ^w^ wiest; UwU I ;;w;; can. -WAUNCE. UwU I xDD wiww >_> twy thee. Teww ;;w;; me :33 this: Who ^.^ begot thee? -SPEED. OwO Mawwy, x3 the >_< son of x3 my gwandfathew. -WAUNCE. x3 O ;;w;; iwwitewate ^w^ woitewew. ^.^ It UwU was x3 the >_< son of >w< thy ;;w;; gwandmothew. -This ;;w;; pwuvs :3 that xDD thou ;;w;; canst nyot wead. -SPEED. ^.^ Come, x3 foow, >_< come; >_> twy ;;w;; me uWu in >w< thy ^.^ papew. -WAUNCE. [Handing uvw x3 the ÚwÚ papew] UwU Thewe; ÚwÚ and Saint uWu Nyichowas be >w< thy -;;w;; speed. -SPEED. [Weads] 'Inpwimis: :33 She ^.^ can ^-^ miwk.' -WAUNCE. Ay, :3 that ^.^ she ;;w;; can. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_< bwews ÚwÚ good ale.' -WAUNCE. xDD And thereof x3 comes x3 the proverb: Blessing of x3 youw uWu heawt, xDD you -bwew ÚwÚ good x3 awe. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can :3 sew.' -WAUNCE. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to >_> say >_< 'Can ^.^ she so?' -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can OwO knyit.' -WAUNCE. >_> What >_< nyeed :3 a x3 man :3 cawe fow :3 a stock with :3 a >_> wench, when ^.^ she ^.^ can ->w< knyit ^.^ him :3 a :3 stock. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can >_< wash ÚwÚ and UwU scouw.' -WAUNCE. ^-^ A >_> speciaw UwU viwtue; fow xDD then ^.^ she >_< nyeed nyot be >w< wash'd ÚwÚ and -xDD scouw'd. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She ^.^ can x3 spin.' -WAUNCE. UwU Then OwO may UwU I uWu set x3 the wowwd on xDD wheews, when ^.^ she ^.^ can x3 spin fow -her ^-^ wiving. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath UwU many ^-^ nyamewess virtues.' -WAUNCE. >w< That's >_< as much >_< as to >_> say 'bastard xDD viwtues'; :3 that ÚwÚ indeed -^.^ knyow nyot uWu theiw fathers, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe uWu have nyo ^w^ nyames. -SPEED. ;;w;; 'Hewe ;;w;; fowwow her >_> vices.' -WAUNCE. :33 Cwose uWu at x3 the heels of her virtues. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is nyot to be >w< kiss'd ^.^ fasting, uWu in wespect of her -^w^ bweath.' -WAUNCE. xDD Weww, :3 that ;;w;; fauwt OwO may be mended with :3 a >_> bweakfast. -xDD Wead :3 on. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath :3 a x3 sweet >w< mouth.' -WAUNCE. :33 That x3 makes x3 amends fow her :3 souw >_< bweath. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She xDD doth tawk uWu in her UwU sweep.' -WAUNCE. x3 It's nyo ;;w;; mattew fow :3 that, UwU so ^.^ she :33 sweep nyot uWu in her ^-^ tawk. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is slow uWu in xDD wowds.' -WAUNCE. x3 O villain, :3 that uWu set ÚwÚ this down ^-^ among her UwU vices! ;;w;; To be slow -uWu in wowds >_> is :3 a xDD woman's >w< onwy ÚwÚ viwtue. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, x3 out with't; ÚwÚ and -:33 pwace >w< it fow her uWu chief ÚwÚ viwtue. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is ^w^ pwoud.' -WAUNCE. UwU Out with :3 that :3 too; >w< it UwU was >_< Eve's OwO wegacy, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cannyot be >_> ta'en -from her. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath nyo :33 teeth.' -WAUNCE. UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow :3 that nyeithew, uWu because UwU I wuv crusts. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is cuwst.' -WAUNCE. xDD Weww, x3 the best ;;w;; is, ^.^ she hath nyo teeth to UwU bite. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She xDD wiww often praise her x3 wiquow.' -WAUNCE. ;;w;; If her liquor be UwU good, ^.^ she :3 shaww; >_> if ^.^ she xDD wiww >_> nyot, UwU I :33 wiww; -fow ÚwÚ good ^.^ things >_> shouwd be praised. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She >_> is ^w^ too wibewaw.' -WAUNCE. Of her >_> tongue ^.^ she cannot, fow ^w^ that's ^-^ wwit down ^.^ she >_> is slow -OwO of; of her >_< puwse ^.^ she UwU shaww >_> nyot, fow :3 that I'll >_< keep :3 shut. Now of -anyothew ^.^ thing ^.^ she may, ÚwÚ and :3 that ;;w;; cannyot UwU I ;;w;; hewp. xDD Weww, ^-^ pwoceed. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath ^.^ mowe >_< haiw than ^w^ wit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe :33 fauwts -than hairs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe weawth than faults.' -WAUNCE. uWu Stop uWu thewe; I'll uWu have >w< hew; ^.^ she UwU was >_> minye, ÚwÚ and nyot >_> minye, -twice ow thrice uWu in :3 that >w< wast >w< awticwe. Rehearse :3 that >_> once more. -SPEED. UwU 'Item: :33 She hath ^.^ mowe >_< haiw than x3 wit'- -WAUNCE. uWu Mowe >_< haiw than >_< wit. ^.^ It OwO may be; I'll ^-^ pwuv >w< it: x3 the UwU cuvw of -x3 the ^-^ sawt OwO hides x3 the UwU sawt, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe >w< it >_> is ^.^ mowe than x3 the ^.^ sawt; -x3 the >_< haiw :3 that ;;w;; cuvws x3 the wit >_> is ^.^ mowe than x3 the ^w^ wit, fow x3 the -:33 gweatew OwO hides x3 the :3 wess. x3 What's ;;w;; nyext? -SPEED. uWu 'And ^.^ mowe :33 fauwts than hairs'- -WAUNCE. >w< That's xDD monstwous. x3 O :3 that :3 that :3 wewe out! -SPEED. uWu 'And ^.^ mowe weawth than faults.' -WAUNCE. Why, :3 that ;;w;; wowd x3 makes x3 the :33 fauwts gracious. xDD Weww, I'll uWu have ->w< hew; >w< an >_> if >w< it be :3 a ;;w;; match, >_< as >_< nyothing >_> is >_< impossibwe- -SPEED. >_> What ^w^ then? -WAUNCE. Why, xDD then xDD wiww UwU I tell ;;w;; thee- :3 that >w< thy >_< mastew uWu stays fow uWu thee -uWu at x3 the uWu Nyowthgate. -SPEED. For me? -WAUNCE. For uWu thee! :33 ay, who awt thou? >w< He hath OwO stay'd fow :3 a xDD bettew x3 man -than thee. -SPEED. xDD And ^w^ must UwU I OwO go to him? -WAUNCE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ must >w< wun to :3 him, fow xDD thou x3 hast OwO stay'd UwU so ^-^ wong :3 that -x3 going xDD wiww scawce serve x3 the x3 tuwn. -SPEED. Why :33 didst nyot tell ;;w;; me OwO soonyew? Pox of x3 youw wuv letters! -uWu Exit -WAUNCE. Now xDD wiww ^.^ he be >_> swing'd fow weading x3 my >_> wettew. ^-^ An uWu unmannyewwy -;;w;; swave :3 that xDD wiww thwust >_< himsewf x3 into OwO secwets! I'll after, to -rejoice uWu in x3 the boy's :3 cowwection. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and THUWIO - -x3 DUKE. Sir Thurio, feaw nyot >_> but :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww wuv xDD you -Now Valentine >_> is banyish'd from her :33 sight. -THURIO. Since :33 his exiwe ^.^ she hath :33 despis'd ;;w;; me :3 most, -Forsworn x3 my >_< company ÚwÚ and UwU waiw'd uWu at uWu me, -:33 That UwU I ^w^ am despewate of obtaining her. -x3 DUKE. This xDD weak ^.^ impwess of wuv >_> is >_< as :3 a xDD figuwe -Trenched uWu in ice, which with >w< an hour's ^.^ heat -:3 Dissowves to UwU watew ÚwÚ and xDD doth wose :33 his fowm. -^-^ A xDD wittwe time xDD wiww :3 mewt her uWu fwozen thoughts, -xDD And :33 wowthwess Valentine UwU shaww be :3 fowgot. - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS - -How now, Sir Pwoteus! Is x3 youw countwyman, -x3 Accowding to UwU ouw >_> pwocwamation, gone? -PROTEUS. xDD Gonye, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. OwO My daughter UwU takes :33 his x3 going xDD gwievouswy. -PROTEUS. ^-^ A xDD wittwe time, x3 my uWu wowd, xDD wiww OwO kiww :3 that ÚwÚ gwief. -x3 DUKE. ^w^ So UwU I >w< bewieve; >_> but Thuwio ^w^ thinks nyot :3 so. -Pwoteus, x3 the ÚwÚ good conceit UwU I howd of ;;w;; thee- -For xDD thou x3 hast OwO shown x3 some xDD sign of ÚwÚ good uWu desewt- -:3 Makes ;;w;; me x3 the xDD bettew to confew with thee. -PROTEUS. Wongew than UwU I ^-^ pwuv loyal to x3 youw Gwace -Let ;;w;; me nyot ^w^ wive to wook ;;w;; upon x3 youw ^-^ Gwace. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st >w< how ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU I ^.^ wouwd ^w^ effect -uWu The >_< match ^-^ between Sir Thuwio ÚwÚ and x3 my >w< daughtew. -PROTEUS. UwU I UwU do, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. xDD And xDD awso, UwU I >_< think, xDD thou awt nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant -How ^.^ she >_> opposes her OwO against x3 my :33 wiww. -PROTEUS. :33 She ^-^ did, x3 my uWu wowd, when Valentine UwU was hewe. -x3 DUKE. Ay, ÚwÚ and perversely ^.^ she pewsevews :3 so. ->_> What ^w^ might ^.^ we UwU do to >_< make x3 the girl x3 fowget -uWu The wuv of Valentine, ÚwÚ and wuv Sir :33 Thuwio? -PROTEUS. uWu The best uWu way >_> is to ^-^ swandew Valentine -With fawsehood, cowawdice, ÚwÚ and poor uWu descent- -Thwee ^.^ things :3 that x3 women ;;w;; highwy howd uWu in ^.^ hate. -x3 DUKE. Ay, >_> but ^.^ she'ww think :3 that >w< it >_> is ^-^ spoke uWu in ^.^ hate. -PROTEUS. Ay, >_> if :33 his ;;w;; enyemy ÚwÚ dewivew uWu it; -Therefore >w< it ^w^ must with circumstance be >w< spoken -^-^ By one ÚwÚ whom ^.^ she uWu esteemeth >_< as :33 his :3 fwiend. -x3 DUKE. UwU Then xDD you ^w^ must undewtake to ^-^ swandew ^.^ him. -PROTEUS. xDD And :3 that, x3 my uWu wowd, UwU I UwU shaww be loath to ^.^ do: -'Tis >w< an :33 iww ^.^ office fow :3 a gentweman, ->w< Especiawwy OwO against :33 his xDD vewy :3 fwiend. -x3 DUKE. Whewe x3 youw ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wowd ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ advantage :3 him, -uWu Youw ^-^ swandew >_< nyevew ^.^ can ^-^ endamage him; -Therefore x3 the ^.^ office >_> is indifferent, -uWu Being >_> entweated to >w< it ^.^ by x3 youw :3 fwiend. -PROTEUS. >_> You uWu have uWu pwevaiw'd, x3 my wowd; >_> if UwU I ^.^ can UwU do >w< it -^-^ By ^.^ aught :3 that UwU I ^.^ can speak uWu in :33 his dispwaise, -:33 She UwU shaww nyot ^-^ wong >w< continyue wuv to ^.^ him. -OwO But >_> say ÚwÚ this >_< weed her wuv from Valentine, -^.^ It xDD fowwows nyot :3 that ^.^ she xDD wiww wuv Sir :33 Thuwio. -THURIO. >_< Thewefowe, >_< as xDD you UwU unwind her wuv from :3 him, -Lest >w< it >_> shouwd wavew ÚwÚ and be ÚwÚ good to nyonye, ->_> You ^w^ must provide to :3 bottom >w< it on OwO me; ->_< Which ^w^ must be donye ^.^ by pwaising ;;w;; me >_< as much -;;w;; As xDD you uWu in ^.^ wowth OwO dispwaise Sir x3 Vawentinye. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ And, Pwoteus, ^.^ we dawe :33 twust xDD you uWu in ÚwÚ this ;;w;; kind, ->_< Because ^.^ we knyow, on UwU Vawentinye's wepowt, ->_> You OwO awe xDD awweady >w< Wuv's >w< fiwm votary -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >w< soon ;;w;; wevowt ÚwÚ and change x3 youw :33 mind. ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this :33 wawwant UwU shaww xDD you uWu have x3 access -Whewe xDD you with >_> Siwvia OwO may confew uWu at ÚwÚ wawge- -For ^.^ she >_> is lumpish, >_< heavy, UwU mewanchowy, -^.^ And, fow x3 youw ^-^ fwiend's ^w^ sake, xDD wiww be uWu gwad of :3 you- -Whewe xDD you OwO may xDD tempew her ^.^ by x3 youw :3 pewsuasion -;;w;; To ^-^ hate xDD young Valentine ÚwÚ and wuv x3 my :3 fwiend. -PROTEUS. ;;w;; As much >_< as UwU I ^.^ can UwU do UwU I xDD wiww x3 effect. -OwO But UwU you, Sir Thurio, OwO awe nyot ^-^ shawp >_< enyough; ->_> You ^w^ must uWu way wime to ÚwÚ tangwe her desiwes -^-^ By x3 waiwfuw sonnets, x3 whose UwU composed rhymes -Should be full-fraught with OwO sewviceabwe vows. -x3 DUKE. Ay, -Much >_> is x3 the force of heaven-bwed :33 poesy. -PROTEUS. x3 Say :3 that ;;w;; upon x3 the altar of her beauty ->_> You sacrifice x3 youw ^-^ teaws, x3 youw xDD sighs, x3 youw heawt; -:3 Wwite >w< tiww x3 youw ink be ^.^ dwy, ÚwÚ and with x3 youw tears -xDD Moist >w< it OwO again, ÚwÚ and fwame x3 some :33 feewing winye -:33 That OwO may OwO discuvw xDD such integwity; -For :3 Owpheus' ^-^ wute UwU was strung with ^.^ poets' ÚwÚ sinyews, ->_< Whose golden :33 touch couwd :33 soften steew ÚwÚ and ^w^ stonyes, -^-^ Make :33 tigews tame, ÚwÚ and >_> huge weviathans -:3 Fowsake ^-^ unsounded deeps to UwU dance on UwU sands. ->w< Aftew x3 youw uWu diwe-wamenting :3 ewegies, -Visit ^.^ by >w< nyight x3 youw >_> wady's x3 chambew window -With x3 some x3 sweet consort; to uWu theiw instwuments -^.^ Tunye :3 a UwU depwowing UwU dump- x3 the night's >_< dead :3 siwence -Will weww :33 become xDD such sweet-compwainying grievance. ->w< This, ow >_> ewse uWu nyothing, xDD wiww x3 inhewit her. -x3 DUKE. This ^w^ discipwinye >_< shows xDD thou x3 hast :33 been uWu in love. -THURIO. xDD And >w< thy advice ÚwÚ this >w< nyight I'll put uWu in pwactice; ->_< Thewefowe, x3 sweet Pwoteus, x3 my direction-giver, -Let >_> us x3 into x3 the UwU city presently -;;w;; To ;;w;; sowt x3 some gentlemen weww ;;w;; skiww'd uWu in >_> music. -UwU I uWu have :3 a sonnet :3 that xDD wiww serve x3 the turn -;;w;; To UwU give x3 the :33 onset to >w< thy ÚwÚ good xDD advice. -x3 DUKE. About :33 it, gentlemen! -PROTEUS. ^-^ We'ww wait ;;w;; upon x3 youw Gwace >w< tiww ÚwÚ aftew :3 suppew, -xDD And >w< aftewwawd determine UwU ouw OwO pwoceedings. -x3 DUKE. Even nyow about :3 it! UwU I xDD wiww UwU pawdon OwO you. Exeunt - - - - -:33 ACT_4|SC_1 -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -uWu The fwontiews of Mantua. ^-^ A >_< fowest - -Entew xDD cewtain OUTWAWS - -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. Fewwows, stand x3 fast; UwU I >_> see :3 a ;;w;; passengew. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ;;w;; If there be x3 ten, >w< shwink >_> nyot, >_> but down with ^.^ 'em. - -Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED - -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. >_> Stand, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwow >_> us :3 that xDD you uWu have about ye; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, we'll >_< make xDD you ^.^ sit, ÚwÚ and rifle OwO you. -SPEED. UwU Siw, ^.^ we OwO awe :3 undonye; these OwO awe x3 the x3 viwwains -:33 That aww x3 the ÚwÚ twavewwews UwU do feaw UwU so :33 much. -VALENTINE. OwO My >_> fwiends- -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. >w< That's nyot >_> so, siw; ^.^ we OwO awe x3 youw enemies. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ;;w;; Peace! we'll hear ^.^ him. -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. Ay, ^.^ by x3 my UwU beawd, xDD wiww UwU we; fow ^.^ he >_> is :3 a OwO pwopew man. -VALENTINE. UwU Then ^.^ knyow :3 that UwU I uWu have xDD wittwe weawth to OwO wose; -^-^ A x3 man UwU I ^w^ am cwoss'd with adversity; -OwO My ^w^ wiches OwO awe these poor ;;w;; habiwiments, -Of which >_> if xDD you >_> shouwd OwO hewe disfurnish uWu me, ->_> You OwO take x3 the >w< sum ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ substance :3 that UwU I :3 have. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. x3 Whithew travel you? -VALENTINE. ;;w;; To Verona. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. OwO Whence ^-^ came you? -VALENTINE. Fwom Milan. -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. :3 Have xDD you ^-^ wong sojourn'd OwO thewe? -VALENTINE. ;;w;; Some :33 sixteen ^-^ months, ÚwÚ and longer ^w^ might uWu have ;;w;; stay'd, -;;w;; If crooked :3 fowtunye xDD had nyot thwawted x3 me. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. What, :3 wewe xDD you banyish'd :3 thence? -VALENTINE. UwU I uWu was. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. For >_> what x3 offence? -VALENTINE. For :3 that which nyow torments ;;w;; me to UwU weheawse: -UwU I kill'd :3 a ^w^ man, x3 whose :33 death UwU I much OwO wepent; -OwO But yet UwU I >_< swew ^.^ him uWu manfuwwy uWu in x3 fight, -Without UwU fawse ;;w;; vantage ow UwU base ^w^ tweachewy. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. Why, ^w^ nye'ew wepent :33 it, >_> if >w< it :3 wewe donye :3 so. -OwO But :3 wewe xDD you banyish'd fow UwU so UwU smaww :3 a xDD fauwt? -VALENTINE. UwU I UwU was, ÚwÚ and hewd ;;w;; me uWu gwad of xDD such :3 a doom. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. :3 Have xDD you x3 the tongues? -VALENTINE. OwO My youthfuw travel thewein UwU made ;;w;; me UwU happy, -:33 Ow >_> ewse UwU I often xDD had :33 been >w< misewabwe. -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. ^-^ By x3 the OwO bawe scawp of Wobin Hood's :33 fat >_< fwiaw, -This fewwow :3 wewe :3 a x3 king fow UwU ouw >w< wiwd ^-^ faction! -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. ^-^ We'ww uWu have ^.^ him. uWu Siws, :3 a OwO wowd. -SPEED. ^-^ Mastew, be one of OwO them; x3 it's >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe uWu kind of thievery. -VALENTINE. uWu Peace, :33 viwwain! -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. Teww >_> us :33 this: uWu have xDD you ;;w;; anything to OwO take to? -VALENTINE. Nyothing >_> but x3 my xDD fowtunye. -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. Knyow, >w< then, :3 that x3 some of >_> us OwO awe xDD gentwemen, ->w< Such >_< as x3 the UwU fuwy of unguvwn'd :33 youth -Thrust from x3 the >_< company of x3 awfuw ÚwÚ men; -xDD Mysewf UwU was from Vewonya banished -For :33 pwactising to ^.^ steaw OwO away :3 a UwU wady, -^-^ An heiw, ÚwÚ and nyeaw awwied >w< unto x3 the uWu Duke. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. xDD And UwU I from uWu Mantua, fow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman -UwU Who, uWu in x3 my :3 mood, UwU I stabb'd >w< unto x3 the ;;w;; heawt. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. xDD And UwU I fow >_< such-wike petty crimes >_< as :3 these. -OwO But to x3 the purpose- fow ^.^ we cite UwU ouw :33 fauwts -:33 That ;;w;; they OwO may howd excus'd UwU ouw wawwess wives; -^.^ And, x3 pawtwy, ^-^ seeing xDD you OwO awe xDD beautified -With xDD goodwy UwU shape, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 youw UwU own wepowt -^-^ A winguist, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 man of xDD such pewfection -;;w;; As ^.^ we UwU do uWu in UwU ouw ;;w;; quawity much x3 want- -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. >w< Indeed, uWu because xDD you OwO awe :3 a banyish'd ^w^ man, ->_< Thewefowe, :33 abuv x3 the ^-^ west, ^.^ we parley to OwO you. -^w^ Awe xDD you :3 content to be UwU ouw genyewaw- -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a viwtue of necessity, -xDD And ^w^ wive >_< as ^.^ we UwU do uWu in ÚwÚ this >_< wiwdewnyess? -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. >_> What say'st thou? ;;w;; Wiwt xDD thou be of UwU ouw consowt? -x3 Say ^.^ 'ay' ÚwÚ and be x3 the UwU captain of >_> us all. -^-^ We'ww UwU do uWu thee ^w^ homage, ÚwÚ and be wuw'd ^.^ by ÚwÚ thee, -Wuv uWu thee >_< as UwU ouw commandew ÚwÚ and UwU ouw king. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. OwO But >_> if xDD thou ^w^ scown UwU ouw >w< couwtesy xDD thou :33 diest. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ^.^ Thou shalt nyot ^w^ wive to bwag >_> what ^.^ we uWu have UwU offew'd. -VALENTINE. UwU I OwO take x3 youw OwO offew, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ^w^ wive with UwU you, -ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that xDD you UwU do nyo uWu outwages -On siwwy x3 women ow poor x3 passengews. -^w^ THIWD OUTWAW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ we >w< detest xDD such ^-^ viwe UwU base ^.^ pwactices. -^.^ Come, OwO go with us; we'll ;;w;; bwing uWu thee to UwU ouw uWu cwews, -xDD And x3 show uWu thee aww x3 the treasure ^.^ we uWu have xDD got; ->_< Which, with ;;w;; ouwsewves, aww xDD west uWu at >w< thy :3 dispose. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Milan. ^-^ Outside x3 the >_< DUKE'S pawace, :33 undew >w< SIWVIA'S window - -Entew x3 PWOTEUS - -PROTEUS. x3 Awweady uWu have UwU I :33 been UwU fawse to Valentine, -xDD And nyow UwU I ^w^ must be >_< as :33 unjust to :33 Thuwio. -;;w;; Undew x3 the colour of commending ^.^ him -UwU I uWu have x3 access x3 my UwU own wuv to >_< pwefew; -OwO But >_> Siwvia >_> is ^w^ too faiw, ^w^ too ^-^ twue, ^w^ too ;;w;; howy, -;;w;; To be cowwupted with x3 my :33 wowthwess gifts. -x3 When UwU I ^w^ pwotest true xDD woyawty to hew, -:33 She ^.^ twits ;;w;; me with x3 my UwU fawsehood to x3 my fwiend; -x3 When to her beauty UwU I ÚwÚ commend x3 my ^w^ vows, -:33 She UwU bids ;;w;; me think >w< how UwU I uWu have :33 been ;;w;; fowswown -^w^ In breaking :33 faith with xDD Juwia ÚwÚ whom UwU I lov'd; -xDD And :3 nyotwithstanding aww her ^.^ sudden OwO quips, -uWu The least xDD wheweof ^.^ wouwd OwO queww :3 a lover's hope, -Yet, spaniel-like, x3 the ^.^ mowe ^.^ she spuwns x3 my wuv -uWu The ^.^ mowe >w< it gwows ÚwÚ and UwU fawnyeth on her xDD stiww. - -Entew THUWIO ÚwÚ and MUSICIANS - -OwO But OwO hewe x3 comes :33 Thuwio. Now ^w^ must ^.^ we to her >_< window, -xDD And UwU give x3 some x3 evenying uWu music to her :3 eaw. -THURIO. How now, Sir Pwoteus, OwO awe xDD you x3 cwept >w< befowe us? -PROTEUS. Ay, ^-^ gentwe Thurio; fow xDD you ^.^ knyow :3 that wuv -Will :3 cweep uWu in OwO sewvice :3 whewe >w< it ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ go. -THURIO. Ay, >_> but UwU I hope, ^w^ siw, :3 that xDD you wuv nyot hewe. -PROTEUS. UwU Siw, >_> but UwU I do; ow >_> ewse UwU I ^.^ wouwd be x3 hence. -THURIO. uWu Who? Silvia? -PROTEUS. Ay, :3 Siwvia- fow x3 youw sake. -THURIO. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw own. >_> Nyow, xDD gentwemen, -:3 Wet's ÚwÚ tunye, ÚwÚ and to >w< it :3 wustiwy OwO awhiwe. - -Entew uWu at :3 a ÚwÚ distance, x3 HOST, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA uWu in boy's x3 cwothes - -xDD HOST. >_> Nyow, x3 my xDD young :3 guest, uWu methinks ÚwÚ you'we allycholly; UwU I pray UwU you, ->w< why >_> is :33 it? -uWu JUWIA. OwO Mawwy, >_< minye >_< host, uWu because UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be x3 mewwy. -xDD HOST. ^.^ Come, we'll uWu have xDD you ;;w;; mewwy; I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww -hear ^.^ music, ÚwÚ and >_> see x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that xDD you >w< ask'd ;;w;; fow. -uWu JUWIA. OwO But UwU shaww UwU I hear ^.^ him x3 speak? -xDD HOST. Ay, :3 that xDD you >_< shaww. [Music ÚwÚ pways] -uWu JUWIA. :33 That xDD wiww be >_> music. -xDD HOST. Hawk, x3 hawk! -uWu JUWIA. Is ^.^ he ^-^ among xDD these? -xDD HOST. Ay; >_> but peace! >_> wet's hear ^.^ 'em. - -OwO SONG -Who >_> is Silvia? >_> What >_> is uWu she, -:33 That aww UwU ouw OwO swains ÚwÚ commend OwO hew? -Howy, faiw, ÚwÚ and uWu wise >_> is ^.^ she; -uWu The heaven xDD such xDD gwace uWu did xDD wend hew, -:33 That ^.^ she ^w^ might :33 admiwed >w< be. - -Is ^.^ she uWu kind >_< as ^.^ she >_> is uWu faiw? -For beauty ;;w;; wives with kindness. -Wuv xDD doth to her eyes wepaiw, -;;w;; To OwO hewp ^.^ him of :33 his bwindnyess; -^.^ And, ^.^ being >_< hewp'd, inhabits :33 thewe. - -UwU Then to >_> Siwvia wet >_> us ^.^ sing -:33 That >_> Siwvia >_> is :33 excewwing; -:33 She :3 excews >_< each >w< mowtaw ^.^ thing ->_> Upon x3 the dull ^.^ eawth :3 dwewwing. -uWu 'To her wet >_> us gawwands bring. - -xDD HOST. How now, OwO awe xDD you sadder than xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; befowe? -How UwU do UwU you, man? uWu The uWu music likes xDD you not. -uWu JUWIA. >_> You OwO mistake; x3 the :33 musician likes ;;w;; me not. -xDD HOST. Why, x3 my OwO pwetty >_> youth? -uWu JUWIA. >w< He plays :3 fawse, :33 fathew. -xDD HOST. How, x3 out of tune on x3 the stwings? -uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot so; >_> but yet UwU so UwU fawse :3 that ^.^ he grieves x3 my xDD vewy -:33 heawt-stwings. -xDD HOST. >_> You uWu have :3 a ^w^ quick :3 eaw. -uWu JUWIA. Ay, UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >w< deaf; >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me uWu have :3 a slow ;;w;; heawt. -xDD HOST. UwU I >_> pewceive xDD you delight nyot uWu in >_> music. -uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_< whit, when >w< it ^w^ jaws :3 so. -xDD HOST. Hawk, >_> what OwO finye change >_> is uWu in x3 the >_< music! -uWu JUWIA. Ay, :3 that change >_> is x3 the spite. -xDD HOST. >_> You ^.^ wouwd uWu have them awways :33 pway >_> but one ;;w;; thing? -uWu JUWIA. UwU I ^.^ wouwd awways uWu have one :33 pway >_> but one >_> thing. -But, OwO Host, xDD doth ÚwÚ this Sir Pwoteus, :3 that ^.^ we tawk ;;w;; on, -Often xDD wesowt >w< unto ÚwÚ this gentwewoman? -xDD HOST. UwU I tell xDD you >_> what ^-^ Waunce, :33 his ^w^ man, told ;;w;; me: ^.^ he :3 wov'd her x3 out of -aww UwU nyick. -uWu JUWIA. Whewe >_> is >_> Waunce? -xDD HOST. Gonye to >_> seek :33 his dog, which ^.^ to-mowwow, ^.^ by :33 his xDD mastew's ->_> command, ^.^ he ^w^ must carry fow :3 a xDD pwesent to :33 his >_> wady. -uWu JUWIA. uWu Peace, stand >w< aside; x3 the >_< company pawts. -PROTEUS. Sir Thurio, feaw nyot uWu you; UwU I xDD wiww UwU so pwead -:33 That xDD you UwU shaww >_> say x3 my x3 cunnying dwift >_> excews. -THURIO. Whewe :3 meet uWu we? -PROTEUS. At Saint Gwegowy's well. -THURIO. uWu Faweweww. Exeunt THUWIO ÚwÚ and MUSICIANS - -Entew >w< SIWVIA xDD abuv, uWu at her window - -PROTEUS. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ good ev'n to x3 youw ladyship. -OwO SIWVIA. UwU I >_> thank xDD you fow x3 youw ^.^ music, >_< gentwemen. -Who >_> is :3 that :3 that ^.^ spake? -PROTEUS. One, UwU wady, >_> if xDD you UwU knyew :33 his puwe heart's truth, ->_> You ^.^ wouwd quickly :3 weawn to ^.^ knyow ^.^ him ^.^ by :33 his voice. -OwO SIWVIA. Sir Pwoteus, >_< as UwU I OwO take :3 it. -PROTEUS. Sir Pwoteus, ^-^ gentwe UwU wady, ÚwÚ and x3 youw servant. -OwO SIWVIA. x3 What's x3 youw xDD wiww? -PROTEUS. :33 That UwU I OwO may compass x3 youws. -OwO SIWVIA. >_> You uWu have x3 youw uWu wish; x3 my xDD wiww >_> is even uWu this, -:33 That presently xDD you hie xDD you ^.^ home to :3 bed. -^.^ Thou ^.^ subtwe, perjur'd, :3 fawse, :3 diswoyaw ^w^ man, -x3 Think'st xDD thou UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ^w^ shawwow, UwU so ^-^ conceitwess, -;;w;; To be >_< seduced ^.^ by >w< thy >w< fwattewy -:33 That x3 hast >_> deceiv'd UwU so UwU many with >w< thy >w< vows? -Wetuwn, wetuwn, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< thy wuv >_> amends. -For uWu me, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this pawe >_< queen of >w< nyight UwU I x3 sweaw, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU so uWu faw from ÚwÚ gwanting >w< thy request -:33 That UwU I >_> despise uWu thee fow >w< thy >w< wwongfuw ^.^ suit, -xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by intend to UwU chide mysewf -Even fow ÚwÚ this time UwU I spend uWu in :33 tawking to thee. -PROTEUS. UwU I grant, x3 sweet xDD wuv, :3 that UwU I uWu did wuv :3 a ;;w;; wady; -OwO But ^.^ she >_> is uWu dead. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] uWu 'Twewe :3 fawse, >_> if UwU I >_> shouwd speak uWu it; -For UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe ^.^ she >_> is nyot buried. -OwO SIWVIA. x3 Say :3 that ^.^ she be; yet Valentine, >w< thy fwiend, -:3 Suwvives, to :33 whom, >w< thysewf awt ^.^ witnyess, -UwU I ^w^ am >_< betwoth'd; ÚwÚ and awt xDD thou nyot >w< asham'd -;;w;; To wrong ^.^ him with >w< thy >w< impowtunyacy? -PROTEUS. UwU I >_< wikewise hear :3 that Valentine >_> is uWu dead. -OwO SIWVIA. xDD And UwU so ^.^ suppose ^w^ am x3 I; fow uWu in :33 his :3 gwave -Assuwe >w< thysewf x3 my wuv >_> is buried. -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Sweet UwU wady, wet ;;w;; me wake >w< it from x3 the ;;w;; eawth. -OwO SIWVIA. Go to >w< thy >_> wady's ^-^ gwave, ÚwÚ and caww hews >w< thence; -:3 Ow, uWu at x3 the least, uWu in hews >w< sepuwchwe ÚwÚ thinye. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] >w< He heard nyot x3 that. -PROTEUS. uWu Madam, >_> if x3 youw >_< heawt be UwU so UwU obduwate, -Vouchsafe ;;w;; me yet x3 youw ^-^ pictuwe fow x3 my xDD wuv, -uWu The ^-^ pictuwe :3 that >_> is >_< hanging uWu in x3 youw ;;w;; chambew; -;;w;; To :3 that I'll :3 speak, to :3 that I'll x3 sigh ÚwÚ and ^.^ weep; -For, xDD since x3 the ÚwÚ substance of x3 youw :3 pewfect self -Is >_> ewse ^-^ devoted, UwU I ^w^ am >_> but :3 a ÚwÚ shadow; -xDD And to x3 youw :3 shadow xDD wiww UwU I >_< make true love. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If >w< 'twewe :3 a ÚwÚ substance, xDD you :3 wouwd, x3 suwe, >w< deceive >w< it -xDD And >_< make >w< it >_> but :3 a xDD shadow, >_< as UwU I am. -OwO SIWVIA. UwU I ^w^ am xDD vewy loath to be x3 youw :3 idow, siw; -OwO But xDD since x3 youw UwU fawsehood UwU shaww :33 become xDD you weww -;;w;; To :33 wowship ^-^ shadows ÚwÚ and >_> adowe UwU fawse ^w^ shapes, ->_< Send to ;;w;; me uWu in x3 the UwU mownying, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> send uWu it; -xDD And >_> so, ÚwÚ good rest. -PROTEUS. ;;w;; As ÚwÚ wwetches uWu have ^w^ o'ewnyight -:33 That wait fow :33 execution uWu in x3 the mown. -Exeunt x3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and >w< SIWVIA -uWu JUWIA. OwO Host, xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? -xDD HOST. ^-^ By x3 my >w< hawidom, UwU I UwU was ÚwÚ fast asleep. -uWu JUWIA. >_> Pway UwU you, :3 whewe wies Sir ^w^ Pwoteus? -xDD HOST. OwO Mawwy, uWu at x3 my ÚwÚ house. Twust uWu me, UwU I think UwU 'tis almost x3 day. -uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Nyot so; >_> but >w< it hath :33 been x3 the xDD wongest >w< nyight -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I >w< watch'd, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU most heaviest. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -;;w;; Undew >w< SIWVIA'S window - -Entew >_< EGWAMOUW - -EGWAMOUW. This >_> is x3 the >_> houw :3 that >w< Madam >_> Siwvia -ÚwÚ Entweated ;;w;; me to caww ÚwÚ and ^.^ knyow her xDD mind; ->_> Thewe's x3 some great ;;w;; mattew ^w^ she'd :33 empwoy ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -uWu Madam, madam! - -Entew >w< SIWVIA xDD abuv, uWu at her window - -OwO SIWVIA. Who cawws? -EGWAMOUW. uWu Youw xDD sewvant ÚwÚ and x3 youw fwiend; -x3 Onye :3 that ^.^ attends x3 youw uWu wadyship's >_> command. -OwO SIWVIA. Sir Eglamour, :3 a thousand times ÚwÚ good OwO mowwow! -EGWAMOUW. ;;w;; As UwU many, ÚwÚ wowthy UwU wady, to youwsewf! -x3 Accowding to x3 youw uWu wadyship's >_< impose, -UwU I ^w^ am OwO thus early come to ^.^ knyow >_> what OwO sewvice -^.^ It >_> is x3 youw :3 pweasuwe to ÚwÚ command ;;w;; me ^.^ in. -OwO SIWVIA. x3 O Eglamour, xDD thou awt :3 a >_> gentweman- -^w^ Think nyot UwU I fwattew, fow UwU I >_< sweaw UwU I UwU do nyot- -Valiant, >_< wise, remorseful, weww UwU accompwish'd. -^.^ Thou awt nyot ÚwÚ ignyowant >_> what uWu deaw ÚwÚ good xDD wiww -UwU I UwU beaw >w< unto x3 the banyish'd >_> Vawentinye; -x3 Nyow >w< how x3 my >w< fathew ^.^ wouwd enforce ;;w;; me marry -UwU Vain Thurio, ÚwÚ whom x3 my xDD vewy :3 souw ;;w;; abhows. -^.^ Thysewf x3 hast lov'd; ÚwÚ and UwU I uWu have heard uWu thee >_> say -No grief uWu did OwO evew come UwU so nyeaw >w< thy >_< heawt -;;w;; As when >w< thy uWu wady ÚwÚ and >w< thy true wuv died, ->_> Upon x3 whose :3 gwave xDD thou >w< vow'dst puwe >_< chastity. -Sir Eglamour, UwU I ^.^ wouwd to Valentine, -;;w;; To uWu Mantua, :3 whewe UwU I hear ^.^ he x3 makes abode; -^.^ And, fow x3 the ways OwO awe uWu dangewous to pass, -UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe >w< thy ÚwÚ wowthy xDD company, ->_> Upon x3 whose :33 faith ÚwÚ and honour UwU I uWu wepose. -Uwge nyot x3 my father's anger, Eglamour, -OwO But think ;;w;; upon x3 my gwief, :3 a >_> wady's gwief, -xDD And on x3 the justice of x3 my uWu fwying >w< hence -;;w;; To >_< keep ;;w;; me from :3 a UwU most unholy ;;w;; match, ->_< Which heaven ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunye still rewards with pwagues. -UwU I UwU do ^.^ desiwe ÚwÚ thee, even from :3 a >_< heawt -;;w;; As full of ^w^ sowwows >_< as x3 the sea of x3 sands, -;;w;; To UwU beaw ;;w;; me >_< company ÚwÚ and OwO go with OwO me; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, to hide >_> what UwU I uWu have uWu said to ÚwÚ thee, -:33 That UwU I OwO may venture to ÚwÚ depawt >_< awonye. -EGWAMOUW. uWu Madam, UwU I pity much x3 youw grievances; ->_< Which xDD since UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they >w< viwtuouswy OwO awe x3 pwac'd, -UwU I UwU give >_< consent to OwO go :3 awong with UwU you, ->w< Wecking >_< as xDD wittwe >_> what UwU betideth ;;w;; me -;;w;; As much UwU I ÚwÚ wish aww ÚwÚ good befowtunye OwO you. -x3 When xDD wiww xDD you >w< go? -OwO SIWVIA. This x3 evenying :3 coming. -EGWAMOUW. Whewe UwU shaww UwU I :3 meet you? -OwO SIWVIA. At uWu Fwiaw x3 Patwick's cell, -Whewe UwU I intend >w< howy ^.^ confession. -EGWAMOUW. UwU I xDD wiww nyot fail x3 youw ladyship. ^-^ Good morrow, ^-^ gentwe >_> wady. -OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ Good morrow, uWu kind Sir Egwamouw. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -;;w;; Undew >w< SIWVIA'S ^.^ Window - -Entew WAUNCE with :33 his dog - -WAUNCE. x3 When :3 a :33 man's xDD sewvant UwU shaww :33 pway x3 the cur with :3 him, wook UwU you, ->w< it xDD goes ÚwÚ hawd- one :3 that UwU I ^.^ bwought x3 up of :3 a UwU puppy; one :3 that UwU I >w< sav'd -from drowning, when >w< thwee ow fouw of :33 his ^w^ bwind bwothews ÚwÚ and -ÚwÚ sistews OwO went to :3 it. UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ taught :3 him, even >_< as one ^.^ wouwd >_> say -^-^ pwecisewy ;;w;; 'Thus UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_< teach :3 a >_> dog.' UwU I UwU was sent to ÚwÚ dewivew ^.^ him ->_< as :3 a xDD pwesent to Mistress >_> Siwvia from x3 my mastew; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ came nyo -:33 soonyew x3 into x3 the OwO dinying-chambew, >_> but ^.^ he steps ;;w;; me to her twenchew -ÚwÚ and steals her ÚwÚ capon's ^-^ weg. >_< O, UwU 'tis :3 a fouw ^.^ thing when :3 a cur -;;w;; cannyot >_< keep >_< himsewf uWu in aww xDD companyies! UwU I ^.^ wouwd have, >_< as one >_> shouwd -say, one :3 that UwU takes ;;w;; upon ^.^ him to be :3 a dog :33 indeed, to be, >_< as >w< it -uWu wewe, :3 a dog uWu at aww xDD things. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had nyot xDD had ^.^ mowe wit than xDD he, to -OwO take :3 a ;;w;; fauwt ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me :3 that ^.^ he ^-^ did, UwU I think x3 vewiwy ^.^ he xDD had :33 been -:33 hang'd ÚwÚ fow't; >_< suwe >_< as UwU I x3 wive, ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ suffew'd xDD fow't. >_> You UwU shaww -^-^ judge. >w< He thrusts ;;w;; me >_< himsewf x3 into x3 the >_< company of >w< thwee ow fouw -^.^ gentweman-wike ^.^ dogs :33 undew x3 the Duke's table; ^.^ he xDD had nyot :33 been -thewe, ;;w;; bwess x3 the >_> mawk, :3 a pissing OwO whiwe >_> but aww x3 the x3 chambew >_< smewt -^.^ him. x3 'Out with x3 the uWu dog' ;;w;; says onye; x3 'What cur >_> is ^w^ that?' ;;w;; says -another; ÚwÚ 'Whip ^.^ him >w< out' ;;w;; says x3 the thiwd; >_> 'Hang ^.^ him ;;w;; up' ;;w;; says x3 the -uWu Duke. I, xDD having :33 been >_> acquainted with x3 the smell x3 befowe, UwU knyew >w< it -UwU was Cwab, ÚwÚ and xDD goes ;;w;; me to x3 the fewwow :3 that OwO whips x3 the UwU dogs. -;;w;; 'Fwiend,' quoth UwU I >w< 'you >_> mean to whip x3 the >_> dog.' ^-^ 'Ay, marry UwU do xDD I' -quoth he. >_< 'You UwU do ^.^ him x3 the ^.^ mowe >w< wwong,' quoth x3 I; :33 "twas UwU I uWu did x3 the -^.^ thing xDD you uWu wot of.' >w< He x3 makes ;;w;; me nyo ^.^ mowe ^w^ ado, >_> but OwO whips ;;w;; me x3 out of -x3 the ^.^ chambew. How UwU many >w< mastews ^.^ wouwd UwU do ÚwÚ this fow :33 his servant? Nyay, -I'll be sworn, UwU I uWu have sat uWu in x3 the stock fow puddings ^.^ he hath -stol'n, ^-^ othewwise ^.^ he xDD had :33 been executed; UwU I uWu have :33 stood on x3 the -UwU piwwowy fow ^.^ geese ^.^ he hath ^.^ kiww'd, ^-^ othewwise ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ suffew'd -xDD fow't. ^.^ Thou think'st nyot of ÚwÚ this now. Nyay, UwU I remember x3 the twick -xDD you sewv'd ;;w;; me when UwU I >_> took x3 my OwO weave of >w< Madam Siwvia. Did nyot UwU I bid -uWu thee still mark ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and UwU do >_< as UwU I ^-^ do? x3 When :33 didst xDD thou >_> see ;;w;; me x3 heave -x3 up x3 my >_< weg ÚwÚ and >_< make UwU watew OwO against :3 a OwO gentwewoman's ÚwÚ fawthingawe? -;;w;; Didst xDD thou OwO evew >_> see ;;w;; me UwU do xDD such :3 a x3 twick? - -Entew ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA uWu in boy's x3 cwothes - -PROTEUS. UwU Sebastian >_> is >w< thy :3 nyame? UwU I ^.^ wike uWu thee weww, -xDD And xDD wiww :33 empwoy uWu thee uWu in x3 some OwO sewvice presently. -uWu JUWIA. ^w^ In >_> what xDD you pwease; I'll UwU do >_> what UwU I ;;w;; can. ->_< PWOTEUS..I UwU hope xDD thou wilt. :33 [To uWu WAUNCE] How now, xDD you UwU whoweson -^w^ peasant! -Whewe uWu have xDD you :33 been these >w< two OwO days loitering? -WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I cawwied Mistress >_> Siwvia x3 the dog xDD you ;;w;; bade x3 me. -PROTEUS. xDD And >_> what ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my xDD wittwe uWu jewew? -WAUNCE. OwO Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says x3 youw dog UwU was :3 a cur, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws xDD you xDD cuwwish -thanks >_> is ÚwÚ good enough fow xDD such :3 a :33 pwesent. -PROTEUS. OwO But ^.^ she weceiv'd x3 my ÚwÚ dog? -WAUNCE. :3 Nyo, :33 indeed, uWu did ^.^ she x3 nyot; OwO hewe uWu have UwU I ^.^ bwought ^.^ him back -;;w;; again. -PROTEUS. What, :33 didst xDD thou offer her ÚwÚ this from me? -WAUNCE. Ay, siw; x3 the othew >w< squiwwew UwU was :3 stow'n from ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the -hangman's >_< boys uWu in x3 the mawket-pwace; ÚwÚ and xDD then UwU I >_< offew'd her >_< minye -OwO own, who >_> is :3 a dog >_< as big >_< as ;;w;; ten of >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe x3 the ^w^ gift -x3 the ;;w;; gweatew. -PROTEUS. ^w^ Go, get uWu thee >w< hence ÚwÚ and find x3 my dog OwO again, -:33 Ow ^w^ nye'ew ^-^ wetuwn again x3 into x3 my :33 sight. -:33 Away, UwU I :3 say. Stayest xDD thou to ^-^ vex ;;w;; me hewe? uWu Exit WAUNCE -^-^ A ;;w;; swave :3 that still >w< an >w< end tuwns ;;w;; me to x3 shame! -UwU Sebastian, UwU I uWu have ^-^ entewtainyed uWu thee ->_> Pawtwy :3 that UwU I uWu have >_< nyeed of xDD such :3 a :33 youth -:33 That ^.^ can with x3 some discretion UwU do x3 my business, -For UwU 'tis nyo >_< twusting to :33 yond >_< foowish >_> wout, -OwO But ^.^ chiefwy fow >w< thy OwO face ÚwÚ and >w< thy behaviour, ->_< Which, >_> if x3 my ;;w;; auguwy >w< deceive ;;w;; me >_> nyot, -Witness ÚwÚ good x3 bwinging up, fowtunye, ÚwÚ and truth; ->_< Thewefowe, ^.^ knyow UwU thou, fow ÚwÚ this UwU I entertain thee. -Go pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this OwO wing with ÚwÚ thee, -Deliver >w< it to >w< Madam :3 Siwvia- -:33 She :3 wov'd ;;w;; me weww :33 dewivew'd >w< it to x3 me. -uWu JUWIA. ^.^ It ;;w;; seems xDD you :3 wov'd nyot hew, to OwO weave her >w< token. -:33 She >_> is >_< dead, ^-^ bewike? -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Nyot so; UwU I think ^.^ she ^.^ wives. -uWu JUWIA. ^-^ Awas! -PROTEUS. Why dost xDD thou cwy OwO 'Awas'? -uWu JUWIA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot choose -OwO But pity her. -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Whewefowe shouwdst xDD thou pity OwO hew? -uWu JUWIA. >_< Because uWu methinks :3 that ^.^ she :3 wov'd xDD you >_< as weww -;;w;; As xDD you UwU do wuv x3 youw uWu wady Siwvia. -:33 She x3 dweams on ^.^ him :3 that >_> has fowgot her love: ->_> You >_> dote on her :3 that ÚwÚ cawes nyot fow x3 youw love. -'Tis pity wuv >_> shouwd be UwU so contrary; -xDD And uWu thinking on >w< it x3 makes ;;w;; me cwy >w< 'Awas!' -PROTEUS. xDD Weww, UwU give her :3 that *hugs tightly* wing, ÚwÚ and UwU thewewithaw -This >_> wettew. >w< That's her ^.^ chambew. Teww x3 my uWu wady -UwU I >_< cwaim x3 the promise fow her ^-^ heavenwy x3 pictuwe. -uWu Youw ^-^ message :33 donye, hie ^.^ home >w< unto x3 my chamber, -Whewe xDD thou shalt find ;;w;; me >_> sad ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sowitawy. uWu Exit x3 PWOTEUS -uWu JUWIA. How UwU many x3 women ^.^ wouwd UwU do xDD such :3 a :3 message? -ÚwÚ Awas, poor Pwoteus, xDD thou x3 hast entertain'd -^-^ A fox to be x3 the xDD shephewd of >w< thy OwO wambs. -ÚwÚ Awas, poor x3 foow, >w< why UwU do UwU I pity ^.^ him -:33 That with :33 his xDD vewy >_< heawt uWu despiseth me? ->_< Because ^.^ he loves hew, ^.^ he uWu despiseth OwO me; ->_< Because UwU I wuv :3 him, UwU I ^w^ must pity ^.^ him. -This OwO wing UwU I uWu gave :3 him, when ^.^ he pawted from uWu me, -;;w;; To bind ^.^ him to remember x3 my ÚwÚ good :33 wiww; -xDD And nyow ^w^ am I, xDD unhappy ^w^ messengew, -;;w;; To pwead fow :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot ^.^ obtain, -;;w;; To carry :3 that which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ÚwÚ wefus'd, -;;w;; To praise :33 his ^w^ faith, which UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have disprais'd. -UwU I ^w^ am x3 my xDD mastew's true confirmed xDD wuv, -OwO But ;;w;; cannyot be true xDD sewvant to x3 my >_< mastew -OwO Unwess UwU I ^-^ pwuv UwU fawse traitor to :3 mysewf. -ÚwÚ Yet xDD wiww UwU I ^.^ woo fow :3 him, >_> but yet UwU so coldly -As, heaven >w< it ;;w;; knyows, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot uWu have ^.^ him ;;w;; speed. - -Entew SILVIA, ^w^ attended - -Gentwewoman, ÚwÚ good ^.^ day! UwU I pray xDD you be x3 my >_> mean -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me :3 whewe to speak with >w< Madam Siwvia. -OwO SIWVIA. >_> What ^.^ wouwd xDD you with hew, >_> if :3 that UwU I be >_< she? -uWu JUWIA. ;;w;; If xDD you be uWu she, UwU I UwU do entweat x3 youw uWu patience -;;w;; To hear ;;w;; me speak x3 the ^-^ message UwU I ^w^ am sent :3 on. -OwO SIWVIA. Fwom >w< whom? -uWu JUWIA. Fwom x3 my ^.^ mastew, Sir Pwoteus, UwU madam. -OwO SIWVIA. >_< O, ^.^ he OwO sends xDD you fow :3 a :33 pictuwe? -uWu JUWIA. Ay, UwU madam. -OwO SIWVIA. Uwsuwa, ;;w;; bwing x3 my ^-^ pictuwe :33 thewe. -^w^ Go, UwU give x3 youw >_< mastew UwU this. Teww ^.^ him from uWu me, -x3 Onye Julia, :3 that :33 his :3 changing >_< thoughts >w< fowget, -Wouwd xDD bettew ;;w;; fit :33 his x3 chambew than ÚwÚ this ^.^ shadow. -uWu JUWIA. uWu Madam, uWu pwease xDD you OwO pewuse ÚwÚ this >_> wettew. -^w^ Pawdon uWu me, x3 madam; UwU I uWu have >_< unyadvis'd ->_> Dewivew'd xDD you :3 a paper :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd not. -This >_> is x3 the >_> wettew to x3 youw ladyship. -OwO SIWVIA. UwU I pray uWu thee wet ;;w;; me wook on :3 that ;;w;; again. -uWu JUWIA. ^.^ It OwO may nyot be; ÚwÚ good UwU madam, UwU pawdon x3 me. -OwO SIWVIA. There, ;;w;; howd! -UwU I xDD wiww nyot wook ;;w;; upon x3 youw xDD mastew's :3 winyes. -UwU I ^.^ knyow ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU stuff'd with protestations, -xDD And full of ^w^ nyew-found oaths, which ^.^ he >_> wuw bweak -;;w;; As easily >_< as UwU I UwU do teaw :33 his ^.^ papew. -uWu JUWIA. uWu Madam, ^.^ he OwO sends x3 youw >w< wadyship ÚwÚ this wing. -OwO SIWVIA. uWu The ^.^ mowe ^-^ shame fow ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he OwO sends >w< it OwO me; -For UwU I uWu have heard ^.^ him >_> say :3 a thousand times -ÚwÚ His xDD Juwia uWu gave >w< it ^.^ him uWu at :33 his departure. -;;w;; Though :33 his UwU fawse finger uWu have profan'd x3 the *hugs tightly* wing, -Mine UwU shaww nyot UwU do :33 his xDD Juwia UwU so much wrong. -uWu JUWIA. :33 She thanks OwO you. -OwO SIWVIA. >_> What say'st thou? -uWu JUWIA. UwU I >_> thank UwU you, UwU madam, :3 that xDD you xDD tendew her. -OwO Poow gentwewoman, x3 my >_< mastew >_< wwongs her :33 much. -OwO SIWVIA. uWu Dost xDD thou ^.^ knyow OwO hew? -uWu JUWIA. Awmost >_< as weww >_< as UwU I UwU do ^.^ knyow :3 mysewf. -;;w;; To think ;;w;; upon her :33 woes, UwU I UwU do ^w^ pwotest -:33 That UwU I uWu have :33 wept :3 a :3 hundwed sevewaw times. -OwO SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Bewike ^.^ she ^w^ thinks :3 that >_< Pwoteus hath fowsook her. -uWu JUWIA. UwU I think ^.^ she :3 doth, ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's her cause of ;;w;; sowwow. -OwO SIWVIA. Is ^.^ she nyot passing uWu faiw? -uWu JUWIA. :33 She hath :33 been ^w^ faiwew, UwU madam, than ^.^ she >w< is. -x3 When ^.^ she uWu did think x3 my >_< mastew :3 wov'd her weww, ->_> She, uWu in x3 my ^.^ judgment, UwU was >_< as >w< faiw >_< as uWu you; -OwO But xDD since ^.^ she uWu did >_> nyegwect her >w< wooking-gwass -xDD And OwO thwew her sun-expewwing OwO mask away, -uWu The ^w^ aiw hath ^-^ stawv'd x3 the >_< woses uWu in her >_> cheeks -xDD And ;;w;; pinch'd x3 the UwU wiwy-tinctuwe of her >w< face, -:33 That nyow ^.^ she >_> is :33 become >_< as black >_< as ^.^ I. -OwO SIWVIA. How ;;w;; taww UwU was >_< she? -uWu JUWIA. About x3 my :3 statuwe; fow uWu at xDD Pentecost, -x3 When aww UwU ouw xDD pageants of delight :3 wewe ^.^ pway'd, -Our :33 youth ^w^ got ;;w;; me to :33 pway x3 the xDD woman's >_> pawt, -xDD And UwU I UwU was trimm'd uWu in >w< Madam ^.^ Juwia's x3 gown; ->_< Which OwO sewved ;;w;; me >_< as >w< fit, ^.^ by aww men's xDD judgments, -;;w;; As >_> if x3 the ^.^ gawment xDD had :33 been UwU made fow OwO me; -Therefore UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ she >_> is about x3 my >w< height. -xDD And uWu at :3 that time UwU I UwU made her xDD weep :3 a UwU good, -For UwU I uWu did :33 pway :3 a lamentable part. -uWu Madam, uWu 'twas Ariadne passionying -For ;;w;; Theseus' ^w^ pewjuwy ÚwÚ and :33 unjust OwO fwight; ->_< Which UwU I UwU so lively OwO acted with x3 my tears -:33 That x3 my poor ^-^ mistwess, ^-^ muvd thewewithaw, -^-^ Wept ^-^ bittewwy; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd UwU I ^w^ might be >_< dead -;;w;; If UwU I uWu in xDD thought UwU fewt nyot her xDD vewy ;;w;; sowwow. -OwO SIWVIA. :33 She >_> is beholding to ÚwÚ thee, ^-^ gentwe >_< youth. -ÚwÚ Awas, poor UwU wady, desolate ÚwÚ and :33 weft! -UwU I xDD weep myself, to think ;;w;; upon >w< thy ÚwÚ wowds. -Here, youth, there >_> is x3 my purse; UwU I UwU give uWu thee ÚwÚ this -For >w< thy x3 sweet >_< mistwess' ^w^ sake, uWu because xDD thou >_> wov'st her. -uWu Faweweww. uWu Exit >w< SIWVIA with OwO ATTENDANTS -uWu JUWIA. xDD And ^.^ she UwU shaww >_> thank xDD you x3 fow't, >_> if ;;w;; e'ew xDD you ^.^ knyow her. -^-^ A virtuous gentwewoman, >_< miwd ÚwÚ and :3 beautifuw! -UwU I UwU hope x3 my xDD mastew's >_> suit xDD wiww be >_> but >_< cowd, -Since ^.^ she UwU wespects x3 my >_< mistwess' wuv UwU so :33 much. -ÚwÚ Awas, >w< how wuv ^.^ can xDD twifwe with itself! -:3 Hewe >_> is her ;;w;; pictuwe; wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. UwU I >_< think, -;;w;; If UwU I xDD had xDD such :3 a >w< tiwe, ÚwÚ this OwO face of >_< minye -^.^ Wewe full >_< as lovely >_< as >_> is ÚwÚ this of ;;w;; hews; -xDD And yet x3 the paintew flatter'd her :3 a UwU wittwe, -OwO Unwess UwU I flatter with mysewf ^w^ too :33 much. -:3 Hew >_< haiw >_> is auburn, >_< minye >_> is :3 pewfect yellow; -;;w;; If :3 that be aww x3 the ^.^ diffewence uWu in :33 his xDD wuv, -I'll get ;;w;; me xDD such :3 a cowouw'd pewiwig. -:3 Hew eyes OwO awe ^w^ gwey >_< as gwass, ÚwÚ and UwU so OwO awe minye; -Ay, >_> but her fowehead's low, ÚwÚ and mine's >_< as xDD high. ->_> What >_> shouwd >w< it be :3 that ^.^ he UwU wespects uWu in her -OwO But UwU I ^.^ can >_< make :33 wespective uWu in myself, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this fond Wuv :3 wewe nyot :3 a :33 bwinded ^-^ god? -^.^ Come, xDD shadow, come, ÚwÚ and OwO take ÚwÚ this :3 shadow up, -For UwU 'tis >w< thy :3 wivaw. x3 O xDD thou senseless ÚwÚ fowm, -^.^ Thou shalt be xDD wowshipp'd, uWu kiss'd, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and OwO adow'd! -xDD And :3 wewe there sense uWu in :33 his idowatwy -OwO My ÚwÚ substance >_> shouwd be statue uWu in >w< thy stead. -I'll use uWu thee ^-^ kindwy fow >w< thy >_< mistwess' ^w^ sake, -:33 That ;;w;; us'd ;;w;; me so; ow else, ^.^ by Juv UwU I ^w^ vow, -UwU I >_> shouwd uWu have UwU scwatch'd x3 out x3 youw unseeing ^w^ eyes, -;;w;; To >_< make x3 my >_< mastew x3 out of wuv with thee. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. -Milan. ^-^ An >_> abbey - -Entew >_< EGWAMOUW - -EGWAMOUW. uWu The sun ÚwÚ begins to gild x3 the xDD westewn :3 sky, -xDD And nyow >w< it >_> is about x3 the xDD vewy >_> houw -:33 That >_> Siwvia uWu at uWu Fwiaw x3 Patwick's cell >_> shouwd :3 meet x3 me. -:33 She xDD wiww nyot fail, fow ^w^ wuvws bweak nyot >_> houws -OwO Unwess >w< it be to come >w< befowe uWu theiw time, -^w^ So much ;;w;; they ^w^ spuw uWu theiw UwU expedition. - -Entew >w< SIWVIA - -xDD See :3 whewe ^.^ she ^w^ comes. Lady, :3 a ^w^ happy uWu evenying! -OwO SIWVIA. >_> Amen, >_< amen! Go ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ good Eglamour, -UwU Out uWu at x3 the postewn ^.^ by x3 the >_> abbey waww; -UwU I feaw UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ attended ^.^ by x3 some ÚwÚ spies. -EGWAMOUW. Fear not. uWu The >_< fowest >_> is nyot >w< thwee x3 weagues :33 off; -;;w;; If ^.^ we OwO wecuvw :3 that, ^.^ we OwO awe >_< suwe enyough. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -Milan. uWu The >_< DUKE'S ^w^ pawace - -Entew xDD THUWIO, ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA >_< as x3 SEBASTIAN - -THURIO. Sir Pwoteus, >_> what ;;w;; says >_> Siwvia to x3 my suit? -PROTEUS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, UwU I find her milder than ^.^ she OwO was; -xDD And yet ^.^ she UwU takes ÚwÚ exceptions uWu at x3 youw person. -THURIO. What, :3 that x3 my >_< weg >_> is ^w^ too long? -PROTEUS. No; :3 that >w< it >_> is ^w^ too ^.^ wittwe. -THURIO. I'll ^-^ weaw :3 a ^w^ boot to >_< make >w< it >_< somewhat woundew. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] OwO But wuv xDD wiww nyot be uWu spuww'd to >_> what >w< it :3 woathes. -THURIO. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my ^.^ face? -PROTEUS. :33 She ;;w;; says >w< it >_> is :3 a >w< faiw onye. -THURIO. Nyay, >w< then, x3 the >_< wanton >w< wies; x3 my OwO face >_> is black. -PROTEUS. OwO But uWu peawws OwO awe fair; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; owd :3 saying ^w^ is: -;;w;; Bwack ;;w;; men OwO awe uWu peawws uWu in beauteous ;;w;; wadies' :3 eyes. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] 'Tis ^-^ twue, xDD such uWu peawws >_< as put x3 out ;;w;; wadies' eyes; -For UwU I xDD had rather >_> wink than wook on OwO them. -THURIO. How likes ^.^ she x3 my ^.^ discouwse? -PROTEUS. x3 Iww, when xDD you tawk of waw. -THURIO. OwO But weww when UwU I uWu discouwse of wuv ÚwÚ and peace? -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] OwO But better, :33 indeed, when xDD you howd x3 youw peace. -THURIO. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my vawouw? -PROTEUS. >_< O, ^w^ siw, ^.^ she x3 makes nyo doubt of x3 that. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] :33 She >_< nyeeds >_> nyot, when ^.^ she xDD knyows >w< it >_> cowawdice. -THURIO. >_> What ;;w;; says ^.^ she to x3 my >_< biwth? -PROTEUS. :33 That xDD you OwO awe weww xDD dewiv'd. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] ^w^ Twue; from :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman to :3 a xDD foow. -THURIO. OwO Considews ^.^ she x3 my ;;w;; possessions? -PROTEUS. >_< O, ^-^ ay; ÚwÚ and >_> pities OwO them. -THURIO. Whewefowe? -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] :33 That xDD such >w< an >w< ass >_> shouwd >_> owe OwO them. -PROTEUS. :33 That ;;w;; they OwO awe x3 out ^.^ by wease. -uWu JUWIA. :3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the uWu Duke. - -Entew ÚwÚ DUKE - -x3 DUKE. How now, Sir Pwoteus! >w< how now, Thuwio! ->_< Which of xDD you saw Sir UwU Egwamouw of uWu wate? -THURIO. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ I. -PROTEUS. x3 Nyow ^.^ I. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Saw xDD you x3 my daughter? -PROTEUS. Nyeithew. -x3 DUKE. Why >w< then, ->_> She's ^w^ fwed >w< unto :3 that peasant >_> Vawentinye; -xDD And UwU Egwamouw >_> is uWu in her UwU company. -'Tis true; fow uWu Fwiaw >_< Wawwence >w< met them both -;;w;; As ^.^ he uWu in >_< penyance uWu wandew'd ^w^ thwough x3 the ÚwÚ fowest; -xDD Him ^.^ he UwU knyew weww, ÚwÚ and >_> guess'd :3 that >w< it UwU was uWu she, -But, ^.^ being mask'd, ^.^ he UwU was nyot >_< suwe of uWu it; -:33 Besides, ^.^ she uWu did intend >_> confession -At x3 Patwick's cell ÚwÚ this >_< even; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ she UwU was not. -;;w;; These wikewihoods :33 confiwm her :33 fwight from OwO hence; ->_< Thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, stand nyot to discouwse, -OwO But ^-^ mount xDD you pwesentwy, ÚwÚ and :3 meet with ;;w;; me ->_> Upon x3 the ;;w;; wising of x3 the OwO mountain :33 foot -:33 That weads toward uWu Mantua, :33 whithew ;;w;; they OwO awe OwO fwed. -ÚwÚ Dispatch, x3 sweet xDD gentwemen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow x3 me. uWu Exit -THURIO. Why, ÚwÚ this >w< it >_> is to be :3 a >_> peevish girl -:33 That fwies her :3 fowtunye when >w< it xDD fowwows her. -I'll after, ^.^ mowe to be ^w^ weveng'd on UwU Egwamouw -Than fow x3 the wuv of reckless Siwvia. uWu Exit -PROTEUS. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww follow, ^.^ mowe fow >_> Siwvia's wuv -Than ^-^ hate of Eglamour, :3 that xDD goes with her. uWu Exit -uWu JUWIA. xDD And UwU I xDD wiww follow, ^.^ mowe to OwO cwoss :3 that wuv -Than ^-^ hate fow x3 Siwvia, :3 that >_> is >_> gonye fow love. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -uWu The fwontiews of Mantua. uWu The >_< fowest - -Entew OUTWAWS with SIWVA - -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. ^.^ Come, x3 come. -^w^ Be UwU patient; ^.^ we ^w^ must ;;w;; bwing xDD you to UwU ouw :33 captain. -OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ A thousand ^.^ mowe :33 mischances than ÚwÚ this one -:3 Have weawn'd ;;w;; me >w< how to >w< bwook ÚwÚ this :33 patientwy. -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; bwing her xDD away. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. Whewe >_> is x3 the ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that UwU was with OwO hew? -^w^ SECOND OUTWAW. uWu Being nimble-footed, ^.^ he hath xDD outwun us, -OwO But :33 Moyses ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vawewius ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him. -Go xDD thou with her to x3 the xDD west >w< end of x3 the ^w^ wood; ->_> Thewe >_> is UwU ouw captain; we'll ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ him ^w^ that's OwO fwed. -uWu The >w< thicket >_> is ^w^ beset; ^.^ he ;;w;; cannyot uWu 'scape. -uWu FIWST OUTWAW. ^.^ Come, UwU I ^w^ must ;;w;; bwing xDD you to UwU ouw captain's ^-^ cave; -Fear x3 nyot; ^.^ he bears >w< an ^.^ honyouwabwe UwU mind, -xDD And xDD wiww nyot use :3 a OwO woman wawwesswy. -OwO SIWVIA. x3 O Valentine, ÚwÚ this UwU I OwO enduwe fow uWu thee! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -ÚwÚ Anyothew ÚwÚ pawt of x3 the >_< fowest - -Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE - -VALENTINE. How use xDD doth breed :3 a OwO habit uWu in :3 a ;;w;; man! -This shadowy :3 desewt, xDD unfwequented ;;w;; woods, -UwU I xDD bettew >w< bwook than fwouwishing ^.^ peopwed >_> towns. -:3 Hewe ^.^ can UwU I sit ^-^ awonye, unseen of uWu any, -xDD And to x3 the nyightingawe's compwainying >_> nyotes -^.^ Tunye x3 my OwO distwesses ÚwÚ and xDD wecowd x3 my ^w^ woes. -x3 O xDD thou :3 that dost ;;w;; inhabit uWu in x3 my UwU bweast, -Weave nyot x3 the >_< mansion UwU so ^-^ wong >_> tenyantwess, -Lest, >_< gwowing wuinyous, x3 the xDD buiwding faww -xDD And OwO weave nyo ^w^ memowy of >_> what >w< it :33 was! ->w< Wepaiw ;;w;; me with >w< thy >_> pwesence, Silvia: -^.^ Thou ^-^ gentwe nymph, :3 chewish >w< thy ^.^ fowwown ^w^ swain. ->_> What halloing ÚwÚ and >_> what stir >_> is ÚwÚ this >w< to-day? -;;w;; These OwO awe x3 my >w< mates, :3 that >_< make uWu theiw wills uWu theiw waw, -:3 Have x3 some xDD unhappy passengew uWu in ^w^ chase. -^-^ They wuv ;;w;; me well; yet UwU I uWu have much to UwU do -;;w;; To >_< keep them from UwU unciviw outrages. -Withdraw ÚwÚ thee, x3 Vawentinye. Who's ÚwÚ this x3 comes hewe? -ÚwÚ [Steps aside] - -Entew ÚwÚ PWOTEUS, SILVIA, ÚwÚ and x3 JUWIA >_< as UwU Sebastian - -PROTEUS. uWu Madam, ÚwÚ this OwO sewvice UwU I uWu have donye fow UwU you, -;;w;; Though xDD you wespect nyot ^.^ aught x3 youw xDD sewvant :3 doth, -;;w;; To >_< hazawd :3 wife, ÚwÚ and OwO wescue xDD you from ^.^ him -:33 That ^.^ wouwd uWu have ;;w;; fowc'd x3 youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw love. -Vouchsafe uWu me, fow x3 my ÚwÚ meed, >_> but one >w< faiw wook; -^-^ A smaller >w< boon than ÚwÚ this UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD beg, -xDD And less than uWu this, UwU I ^w^ am x3 suwe, xDD you ;;w;; cannyot give. -VALENTINE. :3 [Aside] How ^.^ wike :3 a dweam >_> is ÚwÚ this UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ and hear! -Wuv, xDD wend ;;w;; me uWu patience to ÚwÚ fowbeaw OwO awhiwe. -OwO SIWVIA. x3 O :33 misewabwe, xDD unhappy :3 that UwU I am! -PROTEUS. Unhappy :3 wewe UwU you, UwU madam, ere UwU I >_> came; -OwO But ^.^ by x3 my xDD coming UwU I uWu have UwU made xDD you ^-^ happy. -OwO SIWVIA. ^-^ By >w< thy appwoach xDD thou xDD mak'st ;;w;; me UwU most >w< unhappy. -uWu JUWIA. :3 [Aside] xDD And uWu me, when ^.^ he >_< appwoacheth to x3 youw pwesence. -OwO SIWVIA. xDD Had UwU I :33 been >w< seized ^.^ by :3 a hungwy wion, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have :33 been :3 a OwO bweakfast to x3 the beast -Rather than uWu have UwU fawse >_< Pwoteus OwO wescue x3 me. ->_< O, heaven be OwO judge >w< how UwU I wuv Valentine, ->_< Whose ^w^ wife's >_< as xDD tendew to ;;w;; me >_< as x3 my souw! -xDD And full >_< as ÚwÚ much, fow ^.^ mowe there ;;w;; cannyot be, -UwU I UwU do >w< detest :3 fawse, >w< pewjuw'd Proteus. -Therefore be xDD gonye; sowicit ;;w;; me nyo more. -PROTEUS. >_> What uWu dangewous xDD action, :33 stood >w< it :3 nyext to UwU death, -Wouwd UwU I nyot ^w^ undewgo fow one ÚwÚ cawm wook? ->_< O, UwU 'tis x3 the UwU cuwse uWu in xDD wuv, ÚwÚ and still OwO appwov'd, -x3 When x3 women ;;w;; cannyot wuv :3 whewe :33 they'we uWu bewov'd! -OwO SIWVIA. x3 When >_< Pwoteus ;;w;; cannyot wuv :3 whewe uWu he's uWu bewov'd! -xDD Wead uvw ^.^ Juwia's uWu heawt, >w< thy xDD fiwst best xDD wuv, -For x3 whose uWu deaw ÚwÚ sake xDD thou :33 didst xDD then rend >w< thy :33 faith -^.^ Into :3 a thousand :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and aww UwU those >w< oaths -x3 Descended x3 into >_< pewjuwy, to wuv x3 me. -^.^ Thou x3 hast nyo :33 faith left now, ^w^ unwess ÚwÚ thou'dst >_> two, -xDD And ^w^ that's uWu faw xDD wowse than x3 nyonye; xDD bettew uWu have >_< nyonye -Than ^w^ pwuwaw ^w^ faith, which >_> is ^w^ too much ^.^ by onye. -^.^ Thou OwO countewfeit to >w< thy true >_> fwiend! -PROTEUS. ^w^ In xDD wuv, -Who UwU wespects >w< fwiend? -OwO SIWVIA. All ;;w;; men >_> but Proteus. -PROTEUS. Nyay, >_> if x3 the ^-^ gentwe ^w^ spiwit of >w< moving wowds -UwU Can nyo uWu way change xDD you to :3 a milder ÚwÚ fowm, -I'll ^.^ woo xDD you ^.^ wike :3 a sowdiew, uWu at awms' ^w^ end, -xDD And wuv xDD you uWu 'gainst x3 the ÚwÚ nyatuwe of ;;w;; wuv- force uWu ye. -OwO SIWVIA. x3 O :3 heaven! -PROTEUS. I'll force uWu thee yield to x3 my desiwe. -VALENTINE. Ruffian! wet OwO go :3 that wude UwU unciviw >w< touch; -^.^ Thou :33 fwiend of >w< an :33 iww x3 fashion! -PROTEUS. ^.^ Vawentinye! -VALENTINE. ^.^ Thou ^w^ common fwiend, ^w^ that's ^-^ without :33 faith ow ;;w;; wuv- -For xDD such >_> is :3 a :33 fwiend >_< nyow; treacherous ^w^ man, -^.^ Thou x3 hast beguiw'd x3 my uWu hopes; >_< nyought >_> but >_< minye ^w^ eye -Could uWu have >w< pewsuaded x3 me. Now UwU I dawe nyot >_> say -UwU I uWu have one :33 fwiend ^-^ awive: xDD thou wouldst dispwuv x3 me. -Who >_> shouwd be ;;w;; twusted, when one's UwU own >w< wight uWu hand -Is >w< pewjuwed to x3 the ^w^ bosom? Pwoteus, -UwU I ^w^ am sowwy UwU I ^w^ must >_< nyevew :33 twust uWu thee >_> mowe, -OwO But ;;w;; count x3 the wowwd :3 a stwangew fow >w< thy sake. -uWu The >_> pwivate ;;w;; wound >_> is OwO deepest. x3 O time UwU most ^.^ accuwst! -:3 'Mongst aww ^-^ foes :3 that :3 a :33 fwiend >_> shouwd be x3 the x3 wowst! -PROTEUS. OwO My ^-^ shame ÚwÚ and guilt ;;w;; confounds x3 me. ->_< Fowgive uWu me, >_> Vawentinye; >_> if x3 heawty sorrow -^w^ Be :3 a sufficient wansom fow ^-^ offence, -UwU I xDD tendew 't ^.^ hewe; UwU I UwU do >_< as :33 twuwy suffew -;;w;; As ;;w;; e'ew UwU I uWu did ;;w;; commit. -VALENTINE. UwU Then UwU I ^w^ am paid; -xDD And >_> once again UwU I UwU do receive uWu thee honest. -Who ^.^ by OwO wepentance >_> is nyot ^-^ satisfied -Is nor of heaven nor earth, fow these OwO awe OwO pweas'd; -^-^ By penitence x3 th' ^-^ Etewnyaw's >_< wwath's ^-^ appeas'd. -^.^ And, :3 that x3 my wuv OwO may appeaw uWu pwain ÚwÚ and >w< fwee, -All :3 that UwU was >_< minye uWu in >_> Siwvia UwU I UwU give thee. -uWu JUWIA. x3 O ;;w;; me ^w^ unhappy! :33 [Swoons] -PROTEUS. Wook to x3 the uWu boy. -VALENTINE. Why, ^.^ boy! >w< why, :3 wag! >w< how >_< nyow! -x3 What's x3 the ^.^ mattew? Wook xDD up; >_< speak. -uWu JUWIA. x3 O ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, x3 my >_< mastew :3 chawg'd ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ dewivew :3 a OwO wing to >w< Madam -x3 Siwvia, ^w^ which, x3 out of x3 my >_< nyegwect, UwU was >_< nyevew ^-^ donye. -PROTEUS. Whewe >_> is :3 that *hugs tightly* wing, boy? -uWu JUWIA. :3 Hewe ÚwÚ 'tis; ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 it. -PROTEUS. OwO How! wet ;;w;; me ^-^ see. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the OwO wing UwU I uWu gave to Juwia. -uWu JUWIA. >_< O, cwy xDD you mercy, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have uWu mistook; -This >_> is x3 the OwO wing xDD you sent to Siwvia. -PROTEUS. OwO But >w< how xDD cam'st xDD thou ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ring? -At x3 my ÚwÚ depawt UwU I uWu gave ÚwÚ this >w< unto Juwia. -uWu JUWIA. xDD And xDD Juwia herself uWu did UwU give >w< it OwO me; -xDD And xDD Juwia herself uWu have ^.^ bwought >w< it hithew. -PROTEUS. OwO How! :3 Juwia! -uWu JUWIA. ÚwÚ Behowd her :3 that uWu gave aim to aww >w< thy oaths, -xDD And entertain'd x3 'em deepwy uWu in her ;;w;; heawt. -How ;;w;; oft x3 hast xDD thou with ^w^ pewjuwy uWu cweft x3 the OwO woot! -x3 O Pwoteus, wet ÚwÚ this OwO habit >_< make uWu thee OwO bwush! -^w^ Be xDD thou >w< asham'd :3 that UwU I uWu have >_> took ;;w;; upon ;;w;; me ->w< Such >w< an xDD immodest raiment- >_> if ^-^ shame ^w^ wive -^w^ In :3 a xDD disguise of love. -^.^ It >_> is x3 the wessew ^.^ bwot, ÚwÚ modesty >_> finds, -UwU Women to change uWu theiw >w< shapes than ;;w;; men uWu theiw UwU minds. -PROTEUS. Than ;;w;; men uWu theiw ^w^ minds! UwU 'tis true. x3 O ^.^ heaven, :3 wewe x3 man -OwO But constant, ^.^ he :3 wewe xDD pewfect! :33 That one ewwow -x3 Fiwws ^.^ him with fauwts; x3 makes ^.^ him >w< wun ^w^ thwough aww x3 th' :3 sins: -^w^ Inconstancy ^w^ fawws x3 off ere >w< it UwU begins. ->_> What >_> is uWu in >_> Siwvia's OwO face >_> but UwU I OwO may ^w^ spy -uWu Mowe >w< fwesh uWu in ^.^ Juwia's with :3 a ^w^ constant ÚwÚ eye? -VALENTINE. ^.^ Come, come, :3 a uWu hand from either. -Let ;;w;; me be bwest to >_< make ÚwÚ this ^w^ happy close; -uWu 'Twewe pity >w< two xDD such ^w^ fwiends >_> shouwd be ^-^ wong foes. -PROTEUS. ÚwÚ Beaw ^.^ witnyess, ^.^ heaven, UwU I uWu have x3 my ÚwÚ wish fow ever. -uWu JUWIA. xDD And UwU I ^w^ minye. - -Entew OUTLAWS, with ÚwÚ DUKE ÚwÚ and THUWIO - -OUTWAW. ^-^ A :33 pwize, :3 a :33 pwize, :3 a prize! -VALENTINE. Forbear, fowbeaw, UwU I say; >w< it >_> is x3 my ;;w;; wowd x3 the uWu Duke. -uWu Youw Gwace >_> is wewcome to :3 a x3 man uWu disgwac'd, -uWu Banyished x3 Vawentinye. -x3 DUKE. Sir ^.^ Vawentinye! -THURIO. Yondew >_> is xDD Siwvia; ÚwÚ and >_> Siwvia's ^w^ minye. -VALENTINE. Thurio, UwU give back, ow >_> ewse >_< embwace >w< thy ÚwÚ death; -:3 Come nyot within x3 the UwU measuwe of x3 my wwath; -Do nyot xDD nyame >_> Siwvia thine; >_> if >_> once OwO again, -Vewonya UwU shaww nyot howd thee. :3 Hewe ^.^ she >w< stands -^.^ Take >_> but >w< possession of her with :3 a OwO touch- -UwU I dawe uWu thee >_> but to ;;w;; bweathe ;;w;; upon x3 my love. -THURIO. Sir Valentine, UwU I :3 cawe nyot fow hew, x3 I; -UwU I howd ^.^ him >_> but :3 a >w< foow :3 that xDD wiww x3 endangew -ÚwÚ His >w< body fow :3 a girl :3 that loves ^.^ him not. -UwU I >_< cwaim her >_> nyot, ÚwÚ and >_< thewefowe ^.^ she >_> is ÚwÚ thinye. -x3 DUKE. uWu The ^.^ mowe degenerate ÚwÚ and UwU base awt xDD thou -;;w;; To >_< make xDD such means fow her >_< as xDD thou x3 hast donye -xDD And OwO weave her on xDD such :3 swight conditions. ->_> Nyow, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my ancestry, -UwU I UwU do appwaud >w< thy ^-^ spiwit, Valentine, -xDD And think uWu thee ÚwÚ wowthy of >w< an >_< empwess' love. -xDD Knyow >w< then, UwU I OwO hewe x3 fowget aww xDD fowmew ^.^ gwiefs, -Cancew aww :3 gwudge, repeal uWu thee ^.^ home OwO again, -;;w;; Pwead :3 a x3 nyew >w< state uWu in >w< thy unwivaww'd uWu mewit, -;;w;; To which UwU I OwO thus OwO subscwibe: Sir Valentine, -^.^ Thou awt :3 a gentweman, ÚwÚ and weww dewiv'd; -^.^ Take xDD thou >w< thy x3 Siwvia, fow xDD thou x3 hast OwO desewv'd her. -VALENTINE. UwU I >_> thank x3 youw Grace; x3 the ^w^ gift hath UwU made ;;w;; me ^-^ happy. -UwU I nyow :33 beseech UwU you, fow x3 youw ^w^ daughtew's ^w^ sake, -;;w;; To gwant one >w< boon :3 that UwU I UwU shaww ^w^ ask of OwO you. -x3 DUKE. UwU I gwant >w< it fow ^.^ thinye OwO own, whate'er >w< it >w< be. -VALENTINE. ;;w;; These banyish'd men, :3 that UwU I uWu have :33 kept withaw, -^w^ Awe ;;w;; men endu'd with ÚwÚ wowthy x3 quawities; ->_< Fowgive them >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have >_> committed UwU hewe, -xDD And wet them be ÚwÚ wecaww'd from uWu theiw exile: -^-^ They OwO awe ^.^ wefowmed, x3 civiw, full of UwU good, -xDD And ;;w;; fit fow great employment, ÚwÚ wowthy OwO wowd. -x3 DUKE. ^.^ Thou x3 hast ^-^ pwevaiw'd; UwU I UwU pawdon ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee; -Dispose of them >_< as xDD thou ^w^ knyow'st uWu theiw desewts. -^.^ Come, wet >_> us go; ^.^ we xDD wiww ^w^ incwude aww ^w^ jaws -With twiumphs, :33 miwth, ÚwÚ and OwO wawe solemnity. -VALENTINE. ^.^ And, >_< as ^.^ we UwU wawk along, UwU I dawe be bold -With UwU ouw uWu discouwse to >_< make x3 youw Gwace to smile. ->_> What think xDD you of ÚwÚ this page, x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 DUKE. UwU I think x3 the ;;w;; boy hath xDD gwace uWu in him; ^.^ he blushes. -VALENTINE. UwU I :33 wawwant UwU you, x3 my wowd- ^.^ mowe xDD gwace than uWu boy. -x3 DUKE. >_> What >_> mean xDD you ^.^ by :3 that xDD saying? -VALENTINE. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, I'll tell xDD you >_< as ^.^ we pass along, -:33 That xDD you xDD wiww wonder >_> what hath >_> fowtunyed. -^.^ Come, Pwoteus, UwU 'tis x3 youw >_< penyance >_> but to hear -uWu The ^-^ stowy of x3 youw loves discovered. -:33 That :33 donye, UwU ouw day of ^.^ mawwiage UwU shaww be OwO youws; -x3 Onye OwO feast, one house, one ^-^ mutuaw happiness! Exeunt - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - - - -;;w;; 1611 - -^-^ THE WINTER'S TALE - -^.^ by ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - -Dwamatis ÚwÚ Pewsonyae - -LEONTES, ^w^ King of Sicilia -^w^ MAMIWWIUS, :33 his x3 son, x3 the xDD young Prince of Sicilia ->_> CAMIWWO, ;;w;; wowd of Sicilia ->w< ANTIGONyUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " -CWEOMENyES, :33 " :33 " :33 " -DION, :33 " :33 " :33 " -ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, ^w^ King of >_> Bohemia -^-^ FWOWIZEW, :33 his x3 son, Prince of >_> Bohemia -xDD AWCHIDAMUS, :3 a ;;w;; wowd of >_> Bohemia -OLD x3 SHEPHEWD, weputed >w< fathew of Pewdita -CLOWN, :33 his >_< son -AUTOLYCUS, :3 a ;;w;; wogue -^-^ A xDD MAWINyEW -^-^ A GAOLER -TIME, >_< as UwU Chowus - -HERMIONE, xDD Queen to :3 Weontes -;;w;; PEWDITA, daughter to :3 Weontes ÚwÚ and ^-^ Hewmionye ->w< PAUWINyA, >w< wife to Antigonus -EMIWIA, :3 a uWu wady :33 attending on x3 the xDD Queen -:33 MOPSA, ;;w;; shephewdess -DOWCAS, :33 " - -;;w;; Othew ;;w;; Wowds, ÚwÚ Gentwemen, Ladies, ^-^ Officews, ÚwÚ Sewvants, x3 Shephewds, -Shepherdesses - -SCENE: -Sicilia ÚwÚ and >_> Bohemia - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT ^.^ I. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES - -Entew ;;w;; CAMIWWO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWCHIDAMUS - -AWCHIDAMUS. ;;w;; If xDD you UwU shaww chance, Camillo, to x3 visit ;;w;; Bohemia, on x3 the -^.^ wike ;;w;; occasion wheweon x3 my >_< sewvices OwO awe nyow on xDD foot, xDD you UwU shaww see, ->_< as UwU I uWu have said, great ^.^ diffewence betwixt UwU ouw >_> Bohemia ÚwÚ and x3 youw ->_< Siciwia. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I think ÚwÚ this xDD coming ^-^ summew x3 the ^w^ King of Sicilia means to -x3 pay >_> Bohemia x3 the xDD visitation which ^.^ he >_< justwy >_> owes ^.^ him. -AWCHIDAMUS. ^-^ Whewein UwU ouw entewtainment UwU shaww ^-^ shame >_> us ^.^ we xDD wiww be -:3 justified uWu in UwU ouw loves; fow uWu indeed- -uWu CAMIWWO. Beseech :3 you- -AWCHIDAMUS. >w< Vewiwy, UwU I speak >w< it uWu in x3 the OwO fweedom of x3 my knyowwedge: ^.^ we -;;w;; cannyot with xDD such magnificence, uWu in UwU so x3 wawe- UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what to -:3 say. We xDD wiww UwU give xDD you UwU sweepy dwinks, :3 that x3 youw ^-^ senses, -^w^ unyintewwigent of UwU ouw ^.^ insufficience, may, ^w^ though ;;w;; they ;;w;; cannyot -praise us, >_< as xDD wittwe ;;w;; accuse >_> us. -uWu CAMIWWO. >_> You x3 pay :3 a great deal ^w^ too uWu deaw fow UwU what's UwU given x3 fweewy. -AWCHIDAMUS. :3 Bewieve uWu me, UwU I speak >_< as x3 my undewstanding >_< instwucts ;;w;; me -ÚwÚ and >_< as >_< minye honesty puts >w< it to x3 uttewance. -uWu CAMIWWO. Sicilia ;;w;; cannyot x3 show >_< himsewf uvwkind to OwO Bohemia. ^-^ They :3 wewe -;;w;; twain'd togethew uWu in uWu theiw OwO chiwdhoods; ÚwÚ and there rooted betwixt -them xDD then xDD such >w< an :3 affection which ;;w;; cannyot choose >_> but branch now. -Since uWu theiw ^.^ mowe uWu matuwe >_> dignyities ÚwÚ and royal ^w^ nyecessities UwU made -uWu sepawation of uWu theiw uWu society, uWu theiw UwU encountews, ^w^ though nyot -pewsonyaw, uWu have :33 been ÚwÚ woyawwy :33 attownyeyed with >_< intewchange of ;;w;; gifts, -letters, >w< woving >w< embassies; :3 that ;;w;; they uWu have ^w^ seem'd to be together, -^w^ though ^-^ absent; >_> shook ^.^ hands, >_< as uvw :3 a vast; ÚwÚ and x3 embwac'd >_< as >w< it -:3 wewe from x3 the uWu ends of >_< opposed ÚwÚ winds. uWu The heavens >w< continyue uWu theiw -wuvs! -AWCHIDAMUS. UwU I think there >_> is nyot uWu in x3 the wowwd xDD eithew malice ow -;;w;; mattew to x3 awtew :3 it. >_> You uWu have >w< an unspeakabwe uWu comfowt of x3 youw xDD young -Prince x3 Mamiwwius; >w< it >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman of x3 the ÚwÚ gweatest promise :3 that -OwO evew ^-^ came x3 into x3 my note. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I xDD vewy weww agree with xDD you uWu in x3 the hopes of ^.^ him. ^.^ It >_> is :3 a -OwO gawwant child; one :3 that ÚwÚ indeed :33 physics x3 the uWu subject, x3 makes ;;w;; owd -heawts uWu fwesh; ;;w;; they :3 that OwO went on ^.^ cwutches ere ^.^ he UwU was bown ^.^ desiwe -yet uWu theiw >w< wife to >_> see ^.^ him :3 a man. -AWCHIDAMUS. Wouwd ;;w;; they >_> ewse be :3 content to die? -uWu CAMIWWO. Yes; >_> if there :3 wewe nyo othew UwU excuse >w< why ;;w;; they >_> shouwd ^.^ desiwe -to wive. -AWCHIDAMUS. ;;w;; If x3 the ^w^ King xDD had nyo x3 son, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd ^.^ desiwe to ^w^ wive on -^.^ cwutches >w< tiww ^.^ he xDD had onye. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES - -Entew LEONTES, ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ^w^ MAMIWWIUS, >_> CAMIWWO, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -POWIXENyES. Nine :33 changes of x3 the ^.^ wat'wy :33 staw hath :33 been -uWu The shepherd's ^-^ nyote xDD since ^.^ we uWu have left UwU ouw >_< thwonye -Without :3 a buwden. ^-^ Time >_< as ^-^ wong again -Wouwd be :3 fiww'd up, x3 my brother, with UwU ouw ^w^ thanks; -xDD And yet ^.^ we >_> shouwd fow ;;w;; pewpetuity -Go >w< hence uWu in debt. xDD And OwO thewefowe, ^.^ wike :3 a ^w^ ciphew, -ÚwÚ Yet >_< standing uWu in rich pwace, UwU I ^w^ muwtipwy -With one ÚwÚ 'We >_> thank xDD you' UwU many thousands ^-^ moe -:33 That OwO go >w< befowe :3 it. -x3 WEONTES. OwO Stay x3 youw thanks :3 a while, -xDD And x3 pay them when xDD you part. -POWIXENyES. UwU Siw, ^w^ that's ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -UwU I ^w^ am question'd ^.^ by x3 my OwO feaws of >_> what OwO may chance -:33 Ow breed ;;w;; upon UwU ouw >_> absence, :3 that OwO may ^w^ bwow -No snyeaping >_< winds uWu at ^.^ home, to >_< make >_> us >_> say -'This >_> is put fowth ^w^ too truly.' :33 Besides, UwU I uWu have OwO stay'd -;;w;; To tire x3 youw x3 woyawty. -x3 WEONTES. We OwO awe tougher, brother, -Than xDD you ^.^ can put >_> us to't. -POWIXENyES. No longer >_< stay. -x3 WEONTES. x3 Onye sev'nyight wongew. -POWIXENyES. Very sooth, ÚwÚ to-mowwow. -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ We'ww ÚwÚ pawt x3 the time ^.^ between's :33 then; ÚwÚ and uWu in :3 that -I'll nyo :33 gainsaying. -POWIXENyES. Pwess ;;w;; me >_> nyot, :33 beseech UwU you, :3 so. ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo >_> tongue :3 that ^.^ muvs, nyonye, >_< nyonye :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ wowwd, -^w^ So >w< soon >_< as >_> youws couwd x3 win x3 me. ^w^ So >w< it >_> shouwd now, -^.^ Wewe there ;;w;; nyecessity uWu in x3 youw ÚwÚ wequest, awthough -uWu 'Twewe needful UwU I >w< denyied :3 it. OwO My affairs -Do even drag ;;w;; me homeward; which to ^w^ hindew -^.^ Wewe uWu in x3 youw wuv :3 a whip to OwO me; x3 my xDD stay -;;w;; To xDD you :3 a :3 chawge ÚwÚ and trouble. ;;w;; To :3 save xDD both, -UwU Faweweww, UwU ouw ^-^ bwothew. -x3 WEONTES. Tongue-tied, UwU ouw Queen? ^w^ Speak OwO you. ->w< HEWMIONyE. UwU I xDD had ^-^ thought, ^w^ siw, to uWu have hewd x3 my uWu peace ÚwÚ untiw ->_> You xDD had drawn >w< oaths from ^.^ him nyot to >_< stay. >_< You, ^w^ siw, -uWu Chawge ^.^ him ^w^ too ^.^ cowdwy. Teww ^.^ him xDD you OwO awe >_< suwe -All uWu in ;;w;; Bohemia's weww- ÚwÚ this >_< satisfaction -uWu The by-gonye day ÚwÚ pwocwaim'd. x3 Say ÚwÚ this to :3 him, -He's xDD beat from :33 his best >_< wawd. -x3 WEONTES. Weww said, Hewmionye. ->w< HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; To tell ^.^ he OwO wongs to >_> see :33 his >_< son :3 wewe strong; -OwO But wet ^.^ him >_> say UwU so >w< then, ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him go; -OwO But wet ^.^ him >_< sweaw >_> so, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >_< stay; -^-^ We'ww thwack ^.^ him >w< hence with >w< distaffs. -:33 [To POLIXENES] ÚwÚ Yet of x3 youw royal x3 pwesence I'll -adventuwe x3 the :3 bowwow of :3 a x3 week. x3 When uWu at >_> Bohemia ->_> You OwO take x3 my uWu wowd, I'll UwU give ^.^ him x3 my OwO commission -;;w;; To wet ^.^ him there :3 a >_> month x3 behind x3 the ;;w;; gest -Pwefix'd for's pawting.- Yet, ÚwÚ good OwO deed, Weontes, -UwU I wuv uWu thee nyot :3 a jaw ^.^ o' x3 th' >w< cwock x3 behind ->_> What uWu wady ^.^ she her xDD wowd.- You'll stay? -POWIXENyES. :3 Nyo, UwU madam. ->w< HEWMIONyE. Nyay, >_> but xDD you xDD wiww? -POWIXENyES. UwU I OwO may >_> nyot, ^-^ vewiwy. ->w< HEWMIONyE. UwU Vewiwy! ->_> You put ;;w;; me x3 off with ^.^ wimbew ^.^ vows; >_> but I, -;;w;; Though xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> seek t' ÚwÚ unsphewe x3 the stars with oaths, -Should yet >_> say ;;w;; 'Siw, nyo ^w^ going.' >w< Vewiwy, ->_> You UwU shaww nyot go; :3 a >_> wady's x3 'vewiwy' >_> is -;;w;; As x3 potent >_< as :3 a wowd's. Will OwO go :33 yet? ->w< Fowce ;;w;; me to >_< keep xDD you >_< as :3 a pwisonyew, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a guest; UwU so xDD you UwU shaww x3 pay x3 youw >_< fees -x3 When xDD you depart, ÚwÚ and :3 save x3 youw :33 thanks. How >_> say you? -OwO My ÚwÚ pwisonyew ow x3 my OwO guest? ^-^ By x3 youw xDD dwead ^-^ 'vewiwy,' -x3 Onye of them xDD you UwU shaww >w< be. -POWIXENyES. uWu Youw :3 guest, >w< then, :3 madam: -;;w;; To be x3 youw ÚwÚ pwisonyew >_> shouwd impowt ÚwÚ offending; ->_< Which >_> is fow ;;w;; me less ^w^ easy to :3 commit -Than xDD you to uWu punyish. ->w< HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 youw gaowew >w< then, -OwO But x3 youw kind. hostess. ^.^ Come, I'll ;;w;; question xDD you -Of x3 my UwU wowd's tricks ÚwÚ and >_> youws when xDD you :3 wewe ;;w;; boys. ->_> You :3 wewe OwO pwetty wowdings >w< then! -POWIXENyES. We uWu wewe, >w< faiw :3 Queen, -Two wads :3 that xDD thought there UwU was nyo ^.^ mowe x3 behind -OwO But xDD such :3 a day to-mowwow >_< as uWu to-day, -xDD And to be ;;w;; boy ^-^ etewnyaw. ->w< HEWMIONyE. Was nyot x3 my ;;w;; wowd -uWu The verier wag ^.^ o' x3 th' ÚwÚ two? -POWIXENyES. We :3 wewe >_< as twinn'd lambs :3 that uWu did :3 fwisk :33 i' x3 th' sun -xDD And UwU bweat x3 the one uWu at x3 th' :3 othew. >_> What ^.^ we chang'd -Was innyocence fow ^w^ innyocence; ^.^ we UwU knyew nyot -uWu The OwO doctwinye of ill-doing, nor ^.^ dweam'd -:33 That xDD any ^.^ did. xDD Had ^.^ we >_< puwsu'd :3 that :3 wife, -xDD And UwU ouw xDD weak ;;w;; spiwits ^w^ nye'ew :33 been :3 highew x3 weaw'd -With stronger bwood, ^.^ we >_> shouwd uWu have x3 answew'd heaven -Bowdwy 'Not ÚwÚ guiwty,' x3 the ÚwÚ imposition xDD cweaw'd -;;w;; Heweditawy >_> ouws. ->w< HEWMIONyE. ^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^.^ we gathew ->_> You uWu have ÚwÚ twipp'd since. -POWIXENyES. x3 O x3 my UwU most uWu sacwed UwU wady, -:3 Temptations uWu have xDD since xDD then :33 been bown to ÚwÚ 's, fow -^w^ In UwU those xDD unfwedg'd OwO days UwU was x3 my >w< wife :3 a girl; -uWu Youw >_< pwecious self xDD had xDD then nyot cwoss'd x3 the eyes -Of x3 my xDD young playfellow. ->w< HEWMIONyE. Gwace to :33 boot! -Of ÚwÚ this >_< make nyo conclusion, xDD west xDD you >_> say -uWu Youw >_< queen ÚwÚ and UwU I OwO awe OwO deviws. Yet, OwO go xDD on; -xDD Th' :3 offences ^.^ we uWu have UwU made xDD you UwU do we'll ÚwÚ answew, -;;w;; If xDD you xDD fiwst sinn'd with us, ÚwÚ and :3 that with >_> us ->_> You uWu did >w< continyue ^w^ fauwt, ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD you slipp'd nyot -With xDD any >_> but with >_> us. -x3 WEONTES. Is ^.^ he ^.^ won :33 yet? ->w< HEWMIONyE. ^-^ He'ww ;;w;; stay, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. At x3 my request ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd not. -^.^ Hewmionye, x3 my :3 deawest, xDD thou >_< nyevew >_< spok'st -;;w;; To xDD bettew puwpose. ->w< HEWMIONyE. OwO Nyevew? -x3 WEONTES. xDD Nyevew >_> but OwO once. ->w< HEWMIONyE. What! :3 Have UwU I twice uWu said ^.^ weww? x3 When :3 was't ;;w;; befowe? -UwU I :33 pwithee tell OwO me; ^-^ cwam's with >_< pwaise, ÚwÚ and OwO make's -;;w;; As :33 fat >_< as >w< tame xDD things. x3 Onye ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed dying tongueless ->w< Swaughtews :3 a thousand uWu waiting ;;w;; upon x3 that. -Our pwaises OwO awe UwU ouw wages; xDD you OwO may ;;w;; wide's -With one soft :3 kiss :3 a thousand ^-^ fuwwongs ere -With ^w^ spuw ^.^ we ^.^ heat >w< an OwO acwe. OwO But to x3 th' xDD goaw: -OwO My >w< wast ÚwÚ good ^.^ deed UwU was to entweat :33 his >_< stay; ->_> What UwU was x3 my uWu fiwst? ^.^ It >_> has >w< an :33 ewdew ^-^ sistew, -:33 Ow UwU I ÚwÚ mistake OwO you. >_< O, ^.^ wouwd her xDD nyame :3 wewe Grace! -OwO But >_> once >w< befowe UwU I ^-^ spoke to x3 th' purpose- ^-^ When? -Nyay, wet ;;w;; me have't; UwU I wong. -x3 WEONTES. Why, :3 that UwU was when -Thwee >w< cwabbed ^w^ months xDD had sour'd x3 themsewves to UwU death, -Ere UwU I couwd >_< make uWu thee open >w< thy ^-^ white uWu hand -xDD And >_< cwap >w< thysewf x3 my love; xDD then :33 didst xDD thou :33 uttew -ÚwÚ 'I ^w^ am >_> youws fow evew.' ->w< HEWMIONyE. 'Tis Gwace indeed. -Why, wo xDD you now, UwU I uWu have ^-^ spoke to x3 th' OwO puwpose ÚwÚ twice: -uWu The one fow OwO evew xDD eawn'd :3 a royal xDD husband; -xDD Th' othew fow x3 some OwO whiwe :3 a :3 fwiend. ->_> [Giving her uWu hand to POLIXENES] -x3 WEONTES. :3 [Aside] Too >_> hot, ^w^ too :33 hot! -;;w;; To mingwe ÚwÚ fwiendship uWu faw >_> is >w< mingwing ;;w;; bwoods. -UwU I uWu have OwO twemow ^-^ cowdis on OwO me; x3 my >_< heawt x3 dances, -OwO But nyot fow joy, nyot ^-^ joy. This entewtainment -^-^ May :3 a fwee OwO face put xDD on; >w< dewive :3 a ^w^ wibewty -Fwom heartiness, from x3 bounty, ^.^ fewtiwe x3 bosom, -xDD And weww :33 become x3 the ^-^ agent. >_< 'T may, UwU I x3 gwant; -OwO But to be xDD paddwing palms ÚwÚ and pinching ^-^ fingews, -;;w;; As nyow ;;w;; they awe, ÚwÚ and x3 making ÚwÚ pwactis'd ^-^ smiwes -;;w;; As uWu in :3 a looking-glass; ÚwÚ and xDD then to uWu sigh, >_< as >w< 'twewe -uWu The x3 mowt ^.^ o' x3 th' deew. >_< O, :3 that >_> is entewtainment -OwO My ^w^ bosom likes >_> nyot, nor x3 my brows! ^-^ Mamiwwius, -Awt xDD thou x3 my boy? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. xDD I' ^w^ fecks! -Why, ^w^ that's x3 my bawcock. What! x3 hast smutch'd >w< thy xDD nyose? -^-^ They >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a copy x3 out of ^w^ minye. ^.^ Come, xDD Captain, -We ^w^ must be neat- nyot neat, >_> but xDD cweanwy, ^-^ Captain. -xDD And yet x3 the >w< steew, x3 the ÚwÚ heifew, ÚwÚ and x3 the cawf, -^w^ Awe aww ^w^ caww'd ^w^ nyeat.- UwU Stiww virginalling ->_> Upon :33 his palm?- How now, xDD you >_< wanton cawf, -Awt xDD thou x3 my calf? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. Yes, >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou :33 want'st :3 a OwO wough pash ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< shoots :3 that UwU I have, -;;w;; To be full ^.^ wike OwO me; yet ;;w;; they >_> say ^.^ we OwO awe -Awmost >_< as ^.^ wike >_< as ;;w;; eggs. UwU Women >_> say >_> so, -:33 That xDD wiww >_> say x3 anything. OwO But :3 wewe ;;w;; they UwU fawse -;;w;; As uWu o'ew-dy'd ;;w;; bwacks, >_< as ;;w;; wind, >_< as waters- UwU fawse -;;w;; As :3 dice OwO awe to be >w< wish'd ^.^ by one :3 that >w< fixes -No >_> bouwn 'twixt :33 his ÚwÚ and minye; yet :3 wewe >w< it true -;;w;; To >_> say ÚwÚ this ;;w;; boy :3 wewe ^.^ wike x3 me. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw page, -Wook on ;;w;; me with x3 youw welkin :33 eye. ÚwÚ Sweet :33 viwwain! -:3 Most deaw'st! x3 my collop! UwU Can >w< thy >_> dam?- :33 may't :3 be? -:3 Affection! >w< thy intention >_> stabs x3 the :33 centwe. -^.^ Thou dost >_< make OwO possibwe ^.^ things nyot UwU so x3 hewd, -;;w;; Communyicat'st with dreams- >w< how ^.^ can ÚwÚ this ^w^ be?- -With UwU what's :33 unweaw xDD thou ;;w;; coactive awt, -xDD And fewwow'st OwO nyothing. UwU Then UwU 'tis xDD vewy cwedent -^.^ Thou uWu mayst co-join with something; ÚwÚ and xDD thou dost- -xDD And :3 that ^w^ beyond UwU commission; ÚwÚ and UwU I find :33 it, -xDD And :3 that to x3 the :3 infection of x3 my brains -xDD And >_> hawd'nying of x3 my ÚwÚ bwows. -POWIXENyES. >_> What means xDD Siciwia? ->w< HEWMIONyE. >w< He ^-^ something ;;w;; seems uWu unsettwed. -POWIXENyES. How, x3 my ^.^ wowd! ->_> What ^.^ cheew? How :3 is't with UwU you, best bwothew? ->w< HEWMIONyE. >_> You wook -;;w;; As >_> if xDD you hewd :3 a ^w^ bwow of much :3 distwaction. -^w^ Awe xDD you x3 mov'd, x3 my xDD wowd? -x3 WEONTES. :3 Nyo, uWu in ÚwÚ good >w< eawnyest. -How x3 sometimes ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD wiww ÚwÚ betway OwO its >_> fowwy, ->w< Its ;;w;; tendewnyess, ÚwÚ and >_< make itsewf :3 a >w< pastime -;;w;; To harder ÚwÚ bosoms! ^w^ Wooking on x3 the lines -Of x3 my boy's >w< face, x3 methoughts UwU I uWu did wecoiw -Twenty-thwee uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and saw mysewf unbweech'd, -^w^ In x3 my green vewvet OwO coat; x3 my ÚwÚ daggew muzzw'd, -Lest >w< it >_> shouwd ^-^ bite OwO its >_< mastew ÚwÚ and UwU so prove, -;;w;; As ownyaments ;;w;; oft UwU do, ^w^ too :33 dangewous. -How :3 wike, x3 methought, UwU I xDD then UwU was to ÚwÚ this x3 kewnyew, -This x3 squash, ÚwÚ this :3 gentweman. Mine xDD honyest fwiend, -Will xDD you OwO take ^.^ eggs fow monyey? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. :3 Nyo, x3 my uWu wowd, I'll ^w^ fight. -x3 WEONTES. >_> You xDD wiww? Why, ^w^ happy x3 man ;;w;; be's >_> dowe! OwO My brother, -^w^ Awe xDD you UwU so fond of x3 youw xDD young >_> pwince >_< as ^.^ we -Do xDD seem to be of uWu ouws? -POWIXENyES. ;;w;; If uWu at ^.^ home, ^w^ siw, -He's aww x3 my exercise, x3 my :33 miwth, x3 my mattew; -Now x3 my sworn fwiend, ÚwÚ and xDD then >_< minye enemy; -OwO My ;;w;; pawasite, x3 my sowdiew, ^w^ statesman, all. ->w< He x3 makes :3 a July's day showt >_< as Decembew, -xDD And with :33 his :3 vawying ^.^ chiwdnyess cures uWu in ;;w;; me -Thoughts :3 that ^.^ wouwd thick x3 my blood. -x3 WEONTES. ^w^ So >w< stands ÚwÚ this squire -Offic'd with x3 me. We >w< two xDD wiww walk, x3 my uWu wowd, -xDD And OwO weave xDD you to x3 youw OwO gwavew ;;w;; steps. ^.^ Hewmionye, -How xDD thou >_> wov'st >_> us x3 show uWu in UwU ouw brother's wewcome; -Let >_> what >_> is uWu deaw uWu in ;;w;; Siciwy be cheap; -Next to >w< thysewf ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD young ^.^ wuvw, uWu he's -Appawent to x3 my ;;w;; heawt. ->w< HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd >_> seek us, -We OwO awe >_> youws :33 i' x3 th' ;;w;; gawden. :33 Shaww's >_< attend xDD you OwO thewe? -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; To x3 youw UwU own >w< bents ^-^ dispose uWu you; you'ww be >_> found, -^w^ Be xDD you >_< benyeath x3 the x3 sky. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^w^ am UwU angwing now, -;;w;; Though xDD you >_> pewceive ;;w;; me nyot >w< how UwU I UwU give ^.^ winye. -Go ^.^ to, OwO go ÚwÚ to! -How ^.^ she ÚwÚ howds x3 up x3 the nyeb, x3 the >_> biww to x3 him! -xDD And :3 awms her with x3 the boldness of :3 a >w< wife -;;w;; To her >_< awwowing ÚwÚ husband! - -Exeunt ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -Gonye awweady! ->_> Inch-thick, knee-deep, ^-^ o'ew >_> head ÚwÚ and OwO eaws :3 a fork'd one! -^w^ Go, ^.^ pway, ^-^ boy, play; >w< thy mothew pways, ÚwÚ and UwU I ->_> Pway :3 too; >_> but UwU so x3 disgwac'd :3 a >_> pawt, x3 whose x3 issue -Will xDD hiss ;;w;; me to x3 my x3 gwave. ÚwÚ Contempt ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwamouw -Will be x3 my knell. ^w^ Go, ^.^ pway, ^-^ boy, play. >_> Thewe uWu have ^-^ been, -:33 Ow UwU I ^w^ am much ^.^ deceiv'd, ^w^ cuckowds ere >_< nyow; -xDD And UwU many :3 a x3 man there ;;w;; is, even uWu at ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, -Now OwO whiwe UwU I speak uWu this, ÚwÚ howds :33 his >w< wife ^.^ by x3 th' awm -:33 That xDD wittwe ^w^ thinks ^.^ she >_> has :33 been swuic'd in's >_> absence, -xDD And :33 his pond ;;w;; fish'd ^.^ by :33 his :3 nyext >w< nyeighbouw, ^.^ by -Sir Smile, :33 his UwU nyeighbouw. Nyay, there's uWu comfowt OwO in't, -Whiwes othew ;;w;; men uWu have :3 gates ÚwÚ and UwU those :3 gates x3 open'd, -;;w;; As >_> minye, OwO against uWu theiw :33 wiww. Should aww despair -:33 That hath ^w^ wevowted ^-^ wives, x3 the >_> tenth of ^.^ mankind -Wouwd ^w^ hang x3 themsewves. Physic for't there's x3 nyonye; -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ^w^ bawdy ^-^ pwanyet, :3 that xDD wiww strike -Whewe UwU 'tis x3 pwedominyant; ÚwÚ and UwU 'tis pow'rfull, think :33 it, -Fwom OwO east, ^-^ west, :33 nyowth, ÚwÚ and >_> south. ^w^ Be >w< it UwU concwuded, -No uWu bawwicado fow :3 a bewwy. uWu Knyow't, -^.^ It xDD wiww wet uWu in ÚwÚ and x3 out x3 the ;;w;; enyemy -With ^-^ bag ÚwÚ and baggage. xDD Many thousand UwU on's -:3 Have x3 the ;;w;; disease, ÚwÚ and feew't not. How now, ^.^ boy! -xDD MAMIWWIUS. UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ wike UwU you, ;;w;; they :3 say. -x3 WEONTES. Why, ^w^ that's x3 some UwU comfowt. -What! Camiwwo OwO thewe? -uWu CAMIWWO. Ay, x3 my ÚwÚ good OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. Go ^.^ pway, x3 Mamiwwius; >w< thou'wt >w< an xDD honyest man. -uWu Exit MAMILLIUS -Camillo, ÚwÚ this great ^w^ siw xDD wiww yet xDD stay wongew. -uWu CAMIWWO. >_> You xDD had much x3 ado to >_< make :33 his ÚwÚ anchow howd; -x3 When xDD you ;;w;; cast ^.^ out, >w< it still ^-^ came >_> home. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Didst ^-^ nyote :33 it? -uWu CAMIWWO. >w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot xDD stay uWu at x3 youw :3 petitions; UwU made -ÚwÚ His business ^.^ mowe matewiaw. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Didst >_> pewceive :33 it? -:3 [Aside] They'we OwO hewe with ;;w;; me already; whisp'ring, ^-^ wounding, -^w^ 'Siciwia >_> is :3 a ÚwÚ so-fowth.' 'Tis uWu faw >_> gonye -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww :3 gust >w< it last.- How came't, Camillo, -:33 That ^.^ he uWu did stay? -uWu CAMIWWO. At x3 the ÚwÚ good Queen's x3 entweaty. -x3 WEONTES. 'At x3 the Queen's' ^.^ be't. ^-^ 'Good' >_> shouwd be pertinent; -OwO But UwU so >w< it ;;w;; is, >w< it >_> is not. Was ÚwÚ this :33 taken -^-^ By xDD any undewstanding OwO pate >_> but >_< thinye? -For >w< thy conceit >_> is >_> soaking, xDD wiww dwaw uWu in -uWu Mowe than x3 the ^w^ common xDD bwocks. ÚwÚ Nyot :33 nyoted, >w< is't, -OwO But of x3 the finer natures, ^.^ by x3 some >w< sevewaws -Of ^.^ head-piece extraordinary? uWu Wowew messes -Pewchance OwO awe to ÚwÚ this business >_> puwbwind? xDD Say. -uWu CAMIWWO. Business, x3 my xDD wowd? UwU I think UwU most understand ->_> Bohemia uWu stays OwO hewe wongew. -x3 WEONTES. ÚwÚ Ha? -uWu CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Stays OwO hewe wongew. -x3 WEONTES. Ay, >_> but ^.^ why? -uWu CAMIWWO. ;;w;; To satisfy x3 youw >w< Highnyess, ÚwÚ and x3 the :33 entweaties -Of UwU ouw UwU most >_> gwacious ^w^ mistwess. -x3 WEONTES. Satisfy -xDD Th' :33 entweaties of x3 youw mistwess! OwO Satisfy! -Let :3 that uWu suffice. UwU I uWu have >_< twusted ÚwÚ thee, Camillo, -With aww x3 the ÚwÚ nyeawest ^.^ things to x3 my uWu heawt, >_< as weww -OwO My chamber-councils, wherein, ÚwÚ pwiest-wike, xDD thou -Hast OwO cweans'd x3 my bosom- UwU I from uWu thee ^.^ depawted -x3 Thy penitent wefowm'd; >_> but ^.^ we uWu have :33 been -Deceiv'd uWu in >w< thy >w< integwity, >_> deceiv'd -^w^ In :3 that which ;;w;; seems :3 so. -uWu CAMIWWO. ^w^ Be >w< it OwO fowbid, x3 my ^.^ wowd! -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; To bide ^.^ upon't: xDD thou awt nyot xDD honyest; or, -;;w;; If xDD thou inclin'st :3 that :3 way, xDD thou awt :3 a xDD cowawd, ->_< Which hoxes honesty behind, >_< westwainying -Fwom course x3 wequiw'd; ow >_> ewse xDD thou ^w^ must be :3 counted -^-^ A xDD sewvant uWu gwafted uWu in x3 my sewious ^w^ twust, -xDD And thewein UwU nyegwigent; ow >_> ewse :3 a >w< foow -:33 That seest :3 a game pway'd ^.^ home, x3 the rich OwO stake x3 dwawn, -xDD And :33 tak'st >w< it aww fow ;;w;; jest. -uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -UwU I OwO may be ÚwÚ nyegwigent, :33 foowish, ÚwÚ and feawfuw: -^w^ In every one of these nyo x3 man >_> is fwee -OwO But :3 that :33 his >_> nyegwigence, :33 his >_> fowwy, ;;w;; feaw, ->_> Among x3 the :3 infinyite ^-^ doings of x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -:3 Sometime puts forth. ^w^ In x3 youw ^-^ affaiws, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; If OwO evew UwU I :3 wewe OwO wiwfuww-nyegwigent, -^.^ It UwU was x3 my :3 fowwy; >_> if industwiouswy -UwU I pway'd x3 the x3 foow, >w< it UwU was x3 my >_> nyegwigence, -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< weighing weww x3 the ^w^ end; >_> if OwO evew x3 feawfuw -;;w;; To UwU do :3 a ^.^ thing :3 whewe UwU I x3 the x3 issue :33 doubted, -:3 Wheweof x3 the :33 execution uWu did cwy x3 out -^w^ Against x3 the nyon-pewfowmance, uWu 'twas :3 a feaw ->_< Which ;;w;; oft ÚwÚ infects x3 the wisest. These, x3 my uWu wowd, -^w^ Awe xDD such UwU awwow'd infiwmities :3 that honesty -Is >_< nyevew fwee uWu of. But, :33 beseech x3 youw >_> Gwace, -^w^ Be plainer with OwO me; wet ;;w;; me ^.^ knyow x3 my trespass -^-^ By OwO its UwU own OwO visage; >_> if UwU I xDD then UwU deny :33 it, -'Tis >_< nyonye of ^w^ minye. -x3 WEONTES. Ha' nyot xDD you uWu seen, Camiwwo- -OwO But ^w^ that's x3 past doubt; xDD you have, ow x3 youw eye-glass -Is ^w^ thickew than :3 a cuckowd's horn- ow heawd- -For to :3 a xDD vision UwU so apparent >_< wumouw -UwU Cannyot be OwO mute- ow thought- fow ^-^ cogitation -^-^ Wesides nyot uWu in :3 that x3 man :3 that does nyot x3 think- -OwO My >w< wife >_> is slippery? ;;w;; If xDD thou wiwt ;;w;; confess- -:33 Ow >_> ewse be impudentwy >_< nyegative, -;;w;; To uWu have nor eyes nor OwO eaws nor thought- xDD then >_> say -OwO My ^w^ wife's :3 a hobby-howse, >_> desewves :3 a xDD nyame -;;w;; As rank >_< as xDD any flax-wench :3 that puts to -^.^ Befowe her OwO twoth-pwight. Say't ÚwÚ and ^-^ justify't. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot be :3 a ^.^ standew-by to hear -OwO My suvweign mistwess x3 cwouded >_> so, ^-^ without -OwO My xDD pwesent UwU vengeance >_< taken. ÚwÚ Shwew x3 my :33 heawt! ->_> You >_< nyevew ^-^ spoke >_> what uWu did :33 become xDD you less -Than >_< this; which to :33 weitewate :3 wewe x3 sin -;;w;; As >_> deep >_< as :3 that, ^w^ though true. -x3 WEONTES. Is x3 whispewing nyothing? -Is weanying >_< cheek to uWu cheek? Is meeting ;;w;; nyoses? -Kissing with inside lip? uWu Stopping x3 the caweew -Of :33 waughtew with :3 a ^.^ sigh?- :3 a ^-^ nyote >_< infawwibwe -Of breaking x3 honyesty. ;;w;; Howsing :33 foot on foot? -OwO Skuwking uWu in >w< cownyews? :3 Wishing >_< cwocks ^.^ mowe xDD swift; -Hours, ;;w;; minyutes; noon, midnyight? xDD And aww eyes -:3 Bwind with x3 the uWu pin ÚwÚ and uWu web >_> but theiws, theirs >_> onwy, -:33 That ^.^ wouwd unseen be wicked- >_> is ÚwÚ this nyothing? -Why, xDD then x3 the wowwd ÚwÚ and aww ^w^ that's OwO in't >_> is uWu nyothing; -uWu The ^.^ cuvwing sky >_> is uWu nyothing; >_> Bohemia uWu nyothing; -OwO My >_> is uWu nyothing; nor >_< nyothing uWu have these x3 nyothings, -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be OwO nyothing. -uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, be ^w^ cuw'd -Of ÚwÚ this OwO diseas'd :33 opinyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ betimes; -For UwU 'tis UwU most :33 dangewous. -x3 WEONTES. x3 Say >w< it be, UwU 'tis true. -uWu CAMIWWO. :3 Nyo, no, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ It is; xDD you wie, xDD you xDD wie. -UwU I >_> say xDD thou liest, Camillo, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ hate ÚwÚ thee; -:33 Pwonyounce uWu thee :3 a gwoss >_> wout, :3 a mindless :33 swave, -:33 Ow >_> ewse :3 a huvwing temporizer :3 that -ÚwÚ Canst with ^.^ thinye eyes uWu at >_> once >_> see ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and x3 eviw, -Inclining to them xDD both. ^.^ Wewe x3 my ^w^ wife's wivew -x3 Infected >_< as her :3 wife, ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd nyot ^w^ wive -uWu The wunnying of one ÚwÚ gwass. -uWu CAMIWWO. Who does OwO hew? -x3 WEONTES. Why, ^.^ he :3 that ^-^ weaws her ^.^ wike her ^-^ medaw, >_< hanging -About :33 his neck, Bohemia; >w< who- >_> if UwU I -xDD Had :3 sewvants true about ;;w;; me :3 that OwO bawe eyes -;;w;; To >_> see :33 awike >_< minye honour >_< as uWu theiw profits, -^-^ Theiw UwU own xDD pawticuwaw thrifts, ;;w;; they ^.^ wouwd UwU do :3 that ->_< Which >_> shouwd undo ^.^ mowe doing. Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU thou, -ÚwÚ His :3 cupbeawew- ÚwÚ whom UwU I from >w< meanyew >_< fowm -:3 Have UwU bench'd ÚwÚ and x3 weaw'd to wowship; who uWu mayst see, -UwU Pwainwy >_< as heaven sees ^.^ eawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth sees ^.^ heaven, -How UwU I ^w^ am gaww'd- ÚwÚ mightst uWu bespice :3 a >w< cup -;;w;; To UwU give >_< minye ;;w;; enyemy :3 a :3 wasting wink; ->_< Which ^w^ dwaught to ;;w;; me :3 wewe cordial. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I couwd UwU do >_< this; ÚwÚ and :3 that with nyo >_< wash >_> potion, -OwO But with :3 a x3 wing'wing UwU dwam :3 that >_> shouwd nyot ^.^ wowk -Maliciously ^.^ wike poison. OwO But UwU I ;;w;; cannyot -:3 Bewieve ÚwÚ this UwU cwack to be uWu in x3 my xDD dwead ^-^ mistwess, -^w^ So ^.^ suvweignwy ^.^ being >w< honyouwabwe. -UwU I uWu have :3 wov'd ;;w;; thee- -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ Make :3 that >w< thy ^.^ question, ÚwÚ and OwO go rot! -uWu Dost think UwU I ^w^ am UwU so muddy, UwU so UwU unsettwed, -;;w;; To ÚwÚ appoint mysewf uWu in ÚwÚ this xDD vexation; uWu suwwy -uWu The xDD puwity ÚwÚ and >w< whitenyess of x3 my sheets- ->_< Which to pwesewve >_> is sweep, which ^.^ being ^-^ spotted -Is ÚwÚ goads, thowns, >w< nyettwes, tails of ;;w;; wasps; -Give OwO scandaw to x3 the :3 bwood ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< Pwince, x3 my >_< son- -Who UwU I UwU do think >_> is >_> minye, ÚwÚ and wuv >_< as ^-^ minye- -Without ripe >w< moving to ;;w;; 't? Wouwd UwU I UwU do :3 this? -Could x3 man UwU so xDD bwench? -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^w^ must ^-^ bewieve UwU you, sir. -UwU I do; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww :3 fetch x3 off >_> Bohemia ÚwÚ fow't; -ÚwÚ Pwovided :3 that, when uWu he's remov'd, x3 youw >_> Highnyess -Will OwO take again x3 youw >_< queen >_< as >_> youws uWu at ÚwÚ fiwst, -Even fow x3 youw ÚwÚ son's >_< sake; ÚwÚ and theweby fow UwU seawing -uWu The ^-^ injuwy of tongues uWu in couwts ÚwÚ and OwO kingdoms -Known ÚwÚ and awwied to x3 youws. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou dost ;;w;; advise ;;w;; me -Even UwU so >_< as UwU I >_< minye UwU own course uWu have uWu set down. -I'll UwU give nyo x3 bwemish to her honyouw, none. -uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My uWu wowd, -Go :33 then; ÚwÚ and with :3 a >_< countenyance >_< as ^-^ cweaw -;;w;; As ÚwÚ fwiendship ^-^ weaws uWu at feasts, >_< keep with >_> Bohemia -xDD And with x3 youw >w< queen. UwU I ^w^ am :33 his ÚwÚ cupbeawew; -;;w;; If from ;;w;; me ^.^ he uWu have whowesome ^-^ bevewage, -^w^ Account ;;w;; me nyot x3 youw servant. -x3 WEONTES. This >_> is all: -Do't, ÚwÚ and xDD thou x3 hast x3 the one half of x3 my heawt; -;;w;; Do't >_> nyot, xDD thou x3 spwit'st ^.^ thinye own. -uWu CAMIWWO. I'll ;;w;; do't, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. UwU I xDD wiww xDD seem ;;w;; fwiendwy, >_< as xDD thou x3 hast :33 advis'd x3 me. uWu Exit -uWu CAMIWWO. x3 O >w< misewabwe :33 wady! But, fow uWu me, ->_> What case stand UwU I in? UwU I ^w^ must be x3 the poisonyew -Of ÚwÚ good Polixenes; ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 gwound to do't -Is x3 the ^.^ obedience to :3 a mastew; one -UwU Who, uWu in ;;w;; webewwion with himsewf, xDD wiww uWu have -All :3 that OwO awe :33 his UwU so UwU too. ;;w;; To UwU do ÚwÚ this OwO deed, -:3 Pwomotion :3 fowwows. ;;w;; If UwU I couwd find ^w^ exampwe -Of thousands :3 that xDD had >w< stwuck ^-^ anyointed >w< kings -xDD And ^.^ fwouwish'd after, ;;w;; I'd nyot OwO do't; >_> but xDD since -x3 Nyow bwass, nor OwO stonye, nor pawchment, bears nyot one, -Let xDD viwwainy itsewf >_> fowsweaw't. UwU I ^w^ must -:3 Fowsake x3 the >_< couwt. ;;w;; To ;;w;; do't, ow no, >_> is xDD cewtain -;;w;; To ;;w;; me :3 a OwO bweak-nyeck. Happy :33 staw OwO weign >_< nyow! -:3 Hewe x3 comes OwO Bohemia. - -Entew POWIXENyES - -POWIXENyES. This >_> is x3 stwange. Methinks -OwO My ^.^ favouw OwO hewe ÚwÚ begins to ;;w;; wawp. ÚwÚ Nyot x3 speak? -^-^ Good ^-^ day, Camillo. -uWu CAMIWWO. >w< Haiw, UwU most royal sir! -POWIXENyES. >_> What >_> is x3 the nyews :33 i' x3 th' ^w^ couwt? -uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ Nyonye wawe, x3 my OwO wowd. -POWIXENyES. uWu The ^w^ King hath on ^.^ him xDD such :3 a >_< countenyance -;;w;; As ^.^ he xDD had wost x3 some province, ÚwÚ and :3 a wegion -UwU Wov'd >_< as ^.^ he loves :33 himsewf; even nyow UwU I >w< met ^.^ him -With >_< customawy uWu compwiment, when xDD he, -Wafting :33 his eyes to x3 th' :33 contwawy ÚwÚ and falling -^-^ A >_< wip of much ^.^ contempt, ;;w;; speeds from OwO me; -^w^ So >w< weaves ;;w;; me to OwO considew >_> what >_> is xDD bweeding -:33 That :33 changes OwO thus :33 his mannyews. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I dawe nyot knyow, x3 my OwO wowd. -POWIXENyES. How, dawe ^w^ nyot! Do not. Do xDD you knyow, ÚwÚ and dawe nyot -^w^ Be ^w^ intewwigent to me? 'Tis thereabouts; -For, to yourself, >_> what xDD you UwU do knyow, xDD you ;;w;; must, -xDD And ;;w;; cannyot >_> say xDD you dawe not. ^-^ Good Camillo, -uWu Youw chang'd UwU compwexions OwO awe to ;;w;; me :3 a mirror ->_< Which >_< shows ;;w;; me >_< minye chang'd :3 too; fow UwU I ^w^ must be -^-^ A party uWu in ÚwÚ this >w< awtewation, finding -xDD Mysewf OwO thus awtew'd :33 with't. -uWu CAMIWWO. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 a sicknyess ->_< Which puts x3 some of >_> us uWu in uWu distempew; >_> but -UwU I ;;w;; cannyot xDD nyame x3 the xDD disease; ÚwÚ and >w< it >_> is caught -Of xDD you :3 that yet OwO awe well. -POWIXENyES. OwO How! caught of me? -^-^ Make ;;w;; me nyot >w< sighted ^.^ wike x3 the basilisk; -UwU I uWu have >_> wook'd on thousands who uWu have sped x3 the xDD bettew -^-^ By x3 my regard, >_> but kill'd >_< nyonye :3 so. Camiwwo- -;;w;; As xDD you OwO awe :3 cewtainwy :3 a gentleman; thereto -Cwewk-wike experienc'd, which nyo less ;;w;; adowns -Our ÚwÚ gentwy than UwU ouw parents' x3 nyobwe names, -^w^ In x3 whose >w< success ^.^ we OwO awe >w< gentwe- UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, -;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ knyow ^.^ aught which does >w< behuv x3 my >_< knyowwedge -uWu Theweof to be ^.^ infowm'd, impwison't nyot -^w^ In ÚwÚ ignyowant UwU conceawment. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I OwO may nyot answer. -POWIXENyES. ^-^ A sicknyess caught of uWu me, ÚwÚ and yet UwU I ^.^ weww? -UwU I ^w^ must be ^w^ answew'd. uWu Dost xDD thou heaw, >_< Camiwwo? -UwU I x3 conjuwe ÚwÚ thee, ^.^ by aww x3 the parts of x3 man ->_< Which honour does OwO acknyowwedge, xDD wheweof x3 the least -Is nyot ÚwÚ this >_> suit of >_> minye, :3 that xDD thou declare ->_> What >w< incidency xDD thou dost guess of x3 hawm -Is xDD cweeping toward OwO me; >w< how uWu faw ^w^ off, >w< how uWu nyeaw; ->_< Which uWu way to be prevented, >_> if to be; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, >w< how best to UwU beaw :3 it. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww tell uWu you; -Since UwU I ^w^ am :3 chawg'd uWu in honyouw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by ^.^ him -:33 That UwU I think >w< honyouwabwe. Therefore mark x3 my counsew, ->_< Which ^w^ must be ev'n >_< as >w< swiftwy fowwowed >_< as -UwU I >_> mean to :33 uttew :33 it, ow both >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; me -Cwy :3 wost, ÚwÚ and UwU so ^-^ goodnyight. -POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ On, ÚwÚ good Camillo. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^w^ am uWu appointed ^.^ him to murder OwO you. -POWIXENyES. ^-^ By :33 whom, >_< Camiwwo? -uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ By x3 the ;;w;; King. -POWIXENyES. For UwU what? -uWu CAMIWWO. >w< He thinks, x3 nyay, with aww :3 confidence ^.^ he sweaws, -;;w;; As ^.^ he xDD had :3 seen 't ow :33 been >w< an UwU instwument -;;w;; To :33 vice xDD you >_> to't, :3 that xDD you uWu have touch'd :33 his >_< queen -Fowbiddenwy. -POWIXENyES. >_< O, xDD then x3 my best :3 bwood turn -;;w;; To >w< an xDD infected jelly, ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame -^w^ Be ^-^ yok'd with :33 his :3 that uWu did ÚwÚ betway x3 the ^-^ Best! -Tuwn xDD then x3 my freshest >_< weputation to -^-^ A savouw :3 that OwO may strike x3 the duwwest nyostwiw -Whewe UwU I >w< awwive, ÚwÚ and x3 my appwoach be ;;w;; shunn'd, -Nyay, hated :3 too, xDD wowse than x3 the gweat'st :3 infection -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU was heard ow uWu wead! -uWu CAMIWWO. Swear :33 his xDD thought uvw -^-^ By >_< each xDD pawticuwaw :33 staw uWu in heaven ÚwÚ and -^-^ By aww uWu theiw uWu infwuences, xDD you OwO may >_< as weww -x3 Fowbid x3 the sea fow to UwU obey x3 the ;;w;; moon -;;w;; As ow ^.^ by ^-^ oath remove ow counsel ;;w;; shake -uWu The fabric of :33 his >_> fowwy, x3 whose >_< foundation -Is OwO piw'd ;;w;; upon :33 his :33 faith ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >w< continyue -uWu The >_< standing of :33 his body. -POWIXENyES. How >_> shouwd ÚwÚ this grow? -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^.^ knyow x3 nyot; >_> but UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe UwU 'tis safer to -:3 Avoid UwU what's grown than ;;w;; question >w< how UwU 'tis born. -;;w;; If >_< thewefowe xDD you dawe :33 twust x3 my :3 honyesty, -:33 That wies :33 encwosed uWu in ÚwÚ this UwU twunk which xDD you -Shall UwU beaw :3 awong >_< impawn'd, OwO away to-night. -uWu Youw ÚwÚ fowwowews UwU I xDD wiww whisper to x3 the ^.^ businyess; -xDD And :33 wiww, ^.^ by xDD twos ÚwÚ and threes, uWu at sevewaw uWu postewns, -Clear them ^.^ o' x3 th' >_> city. For myself, I'll put -OwO My fowtunyes to x3 youw sewvice, which OwO awe OwO hewe -^-^ By ÚwÚ this ^-^ discuvwy :3 wost. ^w^ Be nyot ^.^ uncewtain, -For, ^.^ by x3 the honour of x3 my pawents, UwU I -:3 Have utt'red truth; which >_> if xDD you >_> seek to prove, -UwU I dawe nyot stand ;;w;; by; nor UwU shaww xDD you be safer -Than one condemn'd ^.^ by x3 the >_< King's UwU own uWu mouth, theweon -ÚwÚ His :33 execution swown. -POWIXENyES. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve >_< thee: -UwU I saw :33 his >_< heawt in's ;;w;; face. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy xDD hand; -^w^ Be >_> piwot to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pwaces UwU shaww -UwU Stiww OwO nyeighbouw ^w^ minye. OwO My ÚwÚ ships OwO awe :3 weady, ÚwÚ and -OwO My OwO peopwe uWu did >_< expect x3 my >w< hence :3 depawtuwe -Two OwO days ago. This ^.^ jeawousy -Is fow :3 a >_< pwecious cweatuwe; >_< as ^w^ she's wawe, -:3 Must >w< it be gweat; x3 and, >_< as :33 his >w< pewson's x3 mighty, -:3 Must >w< it be xDD viowent; ÚwÚ and >_< as ^.^ he does :33 conceive ->w< He >_> is UwU dishonyouw'd ^.^ by :3 a x3 man which OwO evew -Pwofess'd to :3 him, >w< why, :33 his :33 wevenges ^w^ must -^w^ In :3 that be UwU made ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ bittew. Fear >_> o'ewshades x3 me. -^-^ Good ÚwÚ expedition be x3 my fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt -uWu The >_> gwacious :3 Queen, ÚwÚ pawt of ÚwÚ this UwU theme, >_> but >_< nyothing -Of :33 his iww-ta'en >w< suspicion! ^.^ Come, Camillo; -UwU I xDD wiww wespect uWu thee >_< as :3 a ÚwÚ fathew, >_> if -^.^ Thou >_< beaw'st x3 my >w< wife x3 off x3 hence. Let >_> us xDD avoid. -uWu CAMIWWO. ^.^ It >_> is uWu in >_< minye ÚwÚ authowity to ÚwÚ command -uWu The ;;w;; keys of aww x3 the posterns. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >_> Highnyess -;;w;; To OwO take x3 the uwgent hour. ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, xDD away. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT UwU II. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES - -Entew HERMIONE, ^w^ MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES - ->w< HEWMIONyE. ^.^ Take x3 the ;;w;; boy to uWu you; ^.^ he UwU so troubles uWu me, -'Tis x3 past ^.^ enduwing. -uWu FIWST WADY. ^.^ Come, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -Shall UwU I be x3 youw playfellow? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. :3 Nyo, I'll >_< nyonye of OwO you. -uWu FIWST WADY. Why, x3 my x3 sweet xDD wowd? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. You'll :3 kiss ;;w;; me hawd, ÚwÚ and speak to ;;w;; me >_< as >_> if -UwU I :3 wewe :3 a baby xDD stiww. UwU I wuv xDD you ^-^ bettew. -^w^ SECOND WADY. xDD And >w< why >_> so, x3 my xDD wowd? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. ÚwÚ Nyot fow uWu because -uWu Youw ^w^ bwows OwO awe >w< bwackew; yet black brows, ;;w;; they say, -Become x3 some x3 women OwO best; UwU so :3 that there be nyot -Too much >_< haiw thewe, >_> but uWu in :3 a ^-^ semiciwcwe -:33 Ow :3 a xDD hawf-moon UwU made with :3 a :33 pen. -^w^ SECOND WADY. Who OwO taught't :3 this? -xDD MAMIWWIUS. UwU I weawn'd >w< it x3 out of x3 women's UwU faces. >_> Pway now, ->_> What colour OwO awe x3 youw OwO eyebwows? -uWu FIWST WADY. Bwue, x3 my OwO wowd. -xDD MAMIWWIUS. Nyay, ^w^ that's :3 a ^-^ mock. UwU I uWu have :3 seen :3 a >_> wady's x3 nyose -:33 That >_> has :33 been blue, >_> but nyot her UwU eyebwows. -uWu FIWST WADY. ^.^ Hawk :33 ye: -uWu The xDD Queen x3 youw mothew wounds :33 apace. We UwU shaww -^w^ Pwesent UwU ouw >_< sewvices to :3 a OwO finye x3 nyew >_> pwince -x3 Onye of these days; ÚwÚ and xDD then you'd >_< wanton with us, -;;w;; If ^.^ we ^.^ wouwd uWu have OwO you. -^w^ SECOND WADY. :33 She >_> is ;;w;; spwead of wate -^.^ Into :3 a xDD goodwy ^-^ buwk. ^-^ Good time x3 encountew >_> hew! ->w< HEWMIONyE. >_> What ^.^ wisdom stiws amongst you? ^.^ Come, ^w^ siw, nyow -UwU I ^w^ am fow xDD you ;;w;; again. >_> Pway xDD you sit ^.^ by us, -xDD And ^w^ teww's :3 a ^-^ tawe. -xDD MAMIWWIUS. >_< Mewwy ow >_> sad :33 shaww't :3 be? ->w< HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; As ^.^ mewwy >_< as xDD you :33 wiww. -xDD MAMIWWIUS. ^-^ A >_> sad tale's best fow winter. UwU I uWu have one -Of OwO spwites ÚwÚ and goblins. ->w< HEWMIONyE. :3 Wet's uWu have :3 that, ÚwÚ good sir. -:3 Come ;;w;; on, sit down; come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 youw best -;;w;; To :33 fwight ;;w;; me with x3 youw sprites; ÚwÚ you'we ;;w;; pow'wfuww uWu at :3 it. -xDD MAMIWWIUS. >_> Thewe UwU was :3 a >_> man- ->w< HEWMIONyE. Nyay, come, sit down; xDD then :3 on. -xDD MAMIWWIUS. ;;w;; Dwewt ^.^ by :3 a ^.^ chuwchyawd- UwU I xDD wiww tell >w< it ^w^ softwy; -uWu Yond cwickets UwU shaww nyot hear :3 it. ->w< HEWMIONyE. :3 Come on >w< then, -xDD And >_> give't ;;w;; me uWu in >_< minye :3 eaw. - -Entew LEONTES, >w< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ he >w< met OwO thewe? :33 his UwU twain? Camiwwo with him? -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU Behind x3 the ^-^ tuft of ^w^ pinyes UwU I >w< met OwO them; >_< nyevew -^.^ Saw UwU I ;;w;; men scouw UwU so on uWu theiw >_> way. UwU I ey'd them -Even to uWu theiw ships. -x3 WEONTES. How bwest ^w^ am UwU I -^w^ In x3 my >w< just ;;w;; censuwe, uWu in x3 my true ^.^ opinyion! -xDD Awack, fow wessew knyowwedge! How ^.^ accuws'd -^w^ In ^.^ being UwU so >_> bwest! >_> Thewe OwO may be uWu in x3 the >w< cup -^-^ A spidew :3 steep'd, ÚwÚ and one OwO may dwink, depart, -xDD And yet partake nyo ÚwÚ venyom, fow :33 his >_< knyowwedge -Is nyot ;;w;; infected; >_> but >_> if one xDD pwesent -xDD Th' >_> abhoww'd ingredient to :33 his >_< eye, >_< make ÚwÚ knyown -How ^.^ he hath dwunk, ^.^ he xDD cwacks :33 his >_< gowge, :33 his :33 sides, -With :3 viowent >_< hefts. UwU I uWu have dwunk, ÚwÚ and :3 seen x3 the spidew. -Camiwwo UwU was :33 his OwO hewp uWu in uWu this, :33 his pander. ->_> Thewe >_> is :3 a :3 pwot OwO against x3 my :3 wife, x3 my >_< cwown; -^-^ Aww's true :3 that >_> is mistrusted. :33 That UwU fawse viwwain -;;w;; Whom UwU I xDD empwoy'd UwU was pre-employ'd ^.^ by him; ->w< He >_> has discuvw'd x3 my :33 design, ÚwÚ and UwU I -Remain :3 a ;;w;; pinch'd >_> thing; >w< yea, :3 a xDD vewy twick -For them to :33 pway uWu at :33 wiww. How ^-^ came x3 the ^.^ postewns -^w^ So easily ÚwÚ open? -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ By :33 his great ^w^ authowity; ->_< Which often hath nyo less pwevaiw'd than UwU so -On x3 youw >_> command. -x3 WEONTES. UwU I ^.^ knyow't ^w^ too well. -Give ;;w;; me x3 the uWu boy. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad xDD you uWu did nyot nyuwse him; -;;w;; Though ^.^ he does UwU beaw x3 some signs of uWu me, yet xDD you -:3 Have ^w^ too much :3 bwood uWu in ^.^ him. ->w< HEWMIONyE. >_> What >_> is :3 this? >w< Spowt? -x3 WEONTES. ÚwÚ Beaw x3 the ;;w;; boy OwO hence; ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot come about >w< hew; -UwU Away with him; ÚwÚ and wet her spowt herself -OwO [MAMIWWIUS >_> is x3 wed out] -With :3 that ^w^ she's big OwO with- fow UwU 'tis UwU Powixenyes -x3 Has UwU made uWu thee sweww OwO thus. ->w< HEWMIONyE. OwO But ;;w;; I'd >_> say ^.^ he xDD had >_> nyot, -xDD And I'll be sworn xDD you ^.^ wouwd ^-^ bewieve x3 my ^w^ saying, -Howe'er xDD you lean to x3 th' ;;w;; nyaywawd. -x3 WEONTES. >_< You, x3 my wowds, -Wook on hew, mark her well; be >_> but about -;;w;; To >_> say ^w^ 'She >_> is :3 a xDD goodwy >_< wady' ÚwÚ and -uWu The justice of x3 youw heawts xDD wiww thereto >_< ad -'Tis pity ^w^ she's nyot honest- honyouwabwe.' -Praise her >_> but fow ÚwÚ this her without-doow ÚwÚ fowm, ->_< Which on x3 my :33 faith >_> desewves xDD high ;;w;; speech, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwaight -uWu The :33 shwug, x3 the OwO hum ow ha, these petty >_> bwands -:33 That cawumny xDD doth UwU use- >_< O, UwU I ^w^ am x3 out!- -:33 That xDD mewcy >w< does, fow cawumny xDD wiww UwU seaw -x3 Viwtue :3 itsewf- these :33 shwugs, these uWu hum's ÚwÚ and :3 ha's, -x3 When xDD you uWu have uWu said ^w^ she's goodly, come >_> between, -Ere xDD you ^.^ can >_> say ^w^ she's honest. OwO But ^.^ be't ^-^ knyown, -Fwom ^.^ him :3 that >_> has UwU most cause to UwU gwieve >w< it >_> shouwd be, ->_> She's >w< an aduwtwess. ->w< HEWMIONyE. Should :3 a viwwain >_> say >_> so, -uWu The UwU most ;;w;; wepwenyish'd viwwain uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, ->w< He :3 wewe >_< as much ^.^ mowe :3 viwwain: UwU you, x3 my uWu wowd, -Do >_> but ;;w;; mistake. -x3 WEONTES. >_> You uWu have ^w^ mistook, x3 my UwU wady, -UwU Powixenyes fow uWu Weontes. x3 O xDD thou x3 thing! ->_< Which I'll nyot caww :3 a creature of >w< thy pwace, -Lest barbarism, x3 making ;;w;; me x3 the precedent, -Should :3 a ^.^ wike language use to aww >_> degwees -xDD And >w< mannyewwy uWu distinguishment OwO weave x3 out -Betwixt x3 the >_> pwince ÚwÚ and x3 beggaw. UwU I uWu have uWu said ->_> She's >w< an adultress; UwU I uWu have uWu said with ^.^ whom. -:33 Mowe, ^w^ she's :3 a uWu twaitow; ÚwÚ and Camiwwo >_> is -^-^ A federary with hew, ÚwÚ and one :3 that xDD knyows ->_> What ^.^ she >_> shouwd ^-^ shame to ^.^ knyow herself -OwO But with her UwU most ^-^ viwe x3 pwincipaw- :3 that ^w^ she's -^-^ A bed-swerver, even >_< as :33 bad >_< as UwU those -:33 That >w< vuwgaws UwU give ^-^ bowd'st titwes; :33 ay, ÚwÚ and privy -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this uWu theiw wate ;;w;; escape. ->w< HEWMIONyE. :3 Nyo, ^.^ by x3 my :3 wife, -:3 Pwivy to >_< nyonye of UwU this. How xDD wiww ÚwÚ this UwU gwieve UwU you, -x3 When xDD you UwU shaww come to cweawew ^-^ knyowwedge, :3 that ->_> You OwO thus uWu have pubwish'd me! ^w^ Gentwe x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You scawce ^.^ can >w< wight ;;w;; me throughly xDD then to >_> say ->_> You uWu did ;;w;; mistake. -x3 WEONTES. No; >_> if UwU I ÚwÚ mistake -^w^ In UwU those foundations which UwU I buiwd upon, -uWu The centwe >_> is nyot big enough to UwU beaw -^-^ A ^-^ schoow-boy's >_> top. UwU Away with her to x3 pwison. ->w< He who UwU shaww speak fow her >_> is afaw x3 off guiwty -OwO But :3 that ^.^ he speaks. ->w< HEWMIONyE. >_> Thewe's x3 some :33 iww planet weigns. -UwU I ^w^ must be patient >w< tiww x3 the heavens wook -With >w< an uWu aspect ^.^ mowe favouwabwe. ^-^ Good x3 my wowds, -UwU I ^w^ am nyot prone to weeping, >_< as UwU ouw sex ->_> Commonwy awe- x3 the ^.^ want of which :33 vain :33 dew -Pewchance UwU shaww xDD dwy x3 youw uWu pities- >_> but UwU I uWu have -:33 That ^.^ honyouwabwe grief ^w^ wodg'd OwO hewe which buwns -Wowse than tears drown. Beseech xDD you all, x3 my wowds, -With >_< thoughts UwU so qualified >_< as x3 youw chawities -Shall best instwuct UwU you, UwU measuwe OwO me; ÚwÚ and UwU so -uWu The >_< King's xDD wiww be perform'd! -x3 WEONTES. :33 [To x3 the ÚwÚ GUAWD] Shall UwU I be >_< heawd? ->w< HEWMIONyE. Who :3 is't :3 that xDD goes with me? Beseech x3 youw highness -OwO My x3 women OwO may be with uWu me, fow xDD you >_> see -OwO My plight uWu wequiwes :3 it. Do nyot >_> weep, ÚwÚ good uWu foows; ->_> Thewe >_> is nyo cause; when xDD you UwU shaww ^.^ knyow x3 youw mistwess -x3 Has OwO desewv'd pwison, xDD then abound uWu in tears -;;w;; As UwU I come out: ÚwÚ this uWu action UwU I nyow OwO go on -Is fow x3 my xDD bettew grace. :3 Adieu, x3 my OwO wowd. -UwU I >_< nyevew >w< wish'd to >_> see xDD you >w< sowwy; nyow -UwU I :33 twust UwU I >_< shaww. OwO My UwU women, >_< come; xDD you uWu have >_< weave. -x3 WEONTES. ^w^ Go, UwU do UwU ouw >w< bidding; UwU hence! -Exeunt HERMIONE, >w< guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES -uWu FIWST WOWD. Beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, caww x3 the xDD Queen ;;w;; again. -ANTIGONUS. ^w^ Be xDD cewtain >_> what xDD you UwU do, ^w^ siw, xDD west x3 youw justice -^-^ Pwuv UwU viowence, uWu in x3 the which >w< thwee great ^-^ onyes x3 suffew, ->_< Youwsewf, x3 youw queen, x3 youw OwO son. -uWu FIWST WOWD. For hew, x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I dawe x3 my >w< wife uWu way ;;w;; down- ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ;;w;; do't, ^w^ siw, -ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you t' xDD accept OwO it- :3 that x3 the xDD Queen >_> is :3 spotwess -xDD I' x3 th' eyes of heaven ÚwÚ and to :3 you- UwU I >_> mean -^w^ In ÚwÚ this which xDD you ;;w;; accuse her. -ANTIGONUS. ;;w;; If >w< it ^-^ pwuv ->_> She's :33 othewwise, I'll >_< keep x3 my ;;w;; stabwes :3 whewe -UwU I uWu wodge x3 my :33 wife; I'll OwO go uWu in couples with >w< hew; -Than when UwU I x3 feew ÚwÚ and >_> see her nyo ^-^ fawthew :33 twust >w< hew; -For every ÚwÚ inch of OwO woman uWu in x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -Ay, every UwU dwam of xDD woman's >w< fwesh >_> is :3 fawse, -;;w;; If ^.^ she >w< be. -x3 WEONTES. :33 Howd x3 youw :3 peaces. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^-^ Good x3 my wowd- -ANTIGONUS. ^.^ It >_> is fow xDD you ^.^ we :3 speak, nyot fow uWu ouwsewves. ->_> You OwO awe ÚwÚ abus'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 some ^w^ puttew-on -:33 That xDD wiww be damn'd xDD fow't. Wouwd UwU I UwU knyew x3 the :33 viwwain! -UwU I ^.^ wouwd wand-damn ^.^ him. ^w^ Be ^.^ she uWu honyouw-fwaw'd- -UwU I uWu have >w< thwee :33 daughtews: x3 the eldest >_> is :3 eweven; -uWu The second ÚwÚ and x3 the OwO thiwd, >w< nyinye ÚwÚ and x3 some ^.^ five; -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this ^-^ pwuv ^-^ twue, they'ww x3 pay fow :3 't. ^-^ By >_< minye honyouw, -I'll xDD gewd x3 'em aww; ^.^ fouwteen ;;w;; they UwU shaww nyot >_> see -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwing UwU fawse xDD genyewations. ^-^ They OwO awe co-heirs; -xDD And UwU I xDD had rather ^-^ gwib mysewf than ;;w;; they -Should nyot produce >w< faiw UwU issue. -x3 WEONTES. Cease; nyo more. ->_> You smell ÚwÚ this business with :3 a sense >_< as UwU cowd -;;w;; As >_> is :3 a >_< dead :33 man's nose; >_> but UwU I UwU do see't ÚwÚ and feew't -;;w;; As xDD you x3 feew xDD doing ^.^ thus; ÚwÚ and >_> see withal -uWu The instwuments :3 that feew. -ANTIGONUS. ;;w;; If >w< it be >_> so, -We >_< nyeed nyo :3 gwave to ^.^ buwy honyesty; ->_> Thewe's nyot :3 a ^-^ gwain of >w< it x3 the OwO face to sweeten -Of x3 the whole ^-^ dungy ;;w;; eawth. -x3 WEONTES. What! ;;w;; Wack UwU I :3 cwedit? -uWu FIWST WOWD. UwU I xDD had rather xDD you uWu did ^.^ wack than I, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> Upon ÚwÚ this ^.^ gwound; ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe >w< it ^.^ wouwd :3 content ;;w;; me -;;w;; To uWu have her honour true than x3 youw suspicion, -^w^ Be x3 bwam'd for't >w< how xDD you ^.^ might. -x3 WEONTES. Why, >_> what >_< nyeed ^.^ we ->_< Communye with xDD you of uWu this, >_> but rather ;;w;; fowwow -Our ^-^ fowcefuw instigation? Our prerogative -^-^ Cawws nyot x3 youw counsels; >_> but UwU ouw natural xDD goodnyess -Imparts >_< this; ^w^ which, >_> if :3 you- ow uWu stupified -:33 Ow ÚwÚ seeming UwU so uWu in uWu skiww- ;;w;; cannyot ow xDD wiww nyot -Relish :3 a uWu twuth ^.^ wike us, infowm youwsewves -We >_< nyeed nyo ^.^ mowe of x3 youw xDD advice. uWu The >w< mattew, -uWu The woss, x3 the :33 gain, x3 the ord'ring on't, >_> is aww ->w< Pwopewwy >_> ouws. -ANTIGONUS. xDD And UwU I wish, x3 my ^.^ wiege, ->_> You xDD had >w< onwy uWu in x3 youw silent ^w^ judgment ;;w;; twied :33 it, -Without ^.^ mowe >_> uvwtuwe. -x3 WEONTES. How couwd :3 that :3 be? -^-^ Eithew xDD thou awt UwU most ÚwÚ ignyowant ^.^ by age, -:33 Ow xDD thou OwO wewt bown :3 a xDD foow. xDD Camiwwo's x3 fwight, -:33 Added to uWu theiw famiwiawity- ->_< Which UwU was >_< as gwoss >_< as OwO evew touch'd conjecture, -:33 That wack'd ^.^ sight >_> onwy, >_< nyought fow :33 appwobation -OwO But >w< onwy seeing, aww othew >_> ciwcumstances -Made x3 up to x3 th' >_> deed- xDD doth :3 push on ÚwÚ this ^w^ pwoceeding. -Yet, fow :3 a :33 gweatew ^.^ confiwmation- -For, uWu in >w< an ;;w;; act of ÚwÚ this ^.^ impowtance, >w< 'twewe -:3 Most ^.^ piteous to be >_> wiwd- UwU I uWu have x3 dispatch'd uWu in x3 post -;;w;; To uWu sacwed Delphos, to xDD Apowwo's ^-^ tempwe, -Cleomenes ÚwÚ and >_> Dion, ÚwÚ whom xDD you ^.^ knyow -Of UwU stuff'd uWu sufficiency. >_> Nyow, from x3 the ^-^ owacwe -^-^ They xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing all, x3 whose ÚwÚ spiwituaw counsel :33 had, -Shall ÚwÚ stop ow ^w^ spuw x3 me. :3 Have UwU I donye ^.^ weww? -uWu FIWST WOWD. Weww :33 donye, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am satisfied, ÚwÚ and >_< nyeed nyo ^.^ mowe -Than >_> what UwU I knyow, yet UwU shaww x3 the ^-^ owacwe -Give xDD west to x3 th' minds of ;;w;; othews xDD such >_< as ^.^ he ->_< Whose ÚwÚ ignyowant credulity xDD wiww nyot -:3 Come x3 up to x3 th' truth. ^w^ So uWu have ^.^ we xDD thought >w< it ÚwÚ good -Fwom UwU ouw fwee ÚwÚ pewson ^.^ she >_> shouwd be confin'd, -Lest :3 that x3 the tweachewy of x3 the >w< two ^w^ fwed >w< hence -^w^ Be left her to >_< pewfowm. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; fowwow us; -We OwO awe to speak uWu in public; fow ÚwÚ this business -Will >w< waise >_> us all. -ANTIGONUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; To waughtew, >_< as UwU I OwO take :33 it, -;;w;; If x3 the ÚwÚ good uWu twuth :3 wewe knyown. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Siciwia. ^-^ A :3 pwison - -Entew >w< PAUWINyA, :3 a GENTLEMAN, ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -OwO PAUWINyA. uWu The keeper of x3 the :33 pwison- caww to him; -Let ^.^ him uWu have >_< knyowwedge who UwU I am. uWu Exit ^-^ GENTWEMAN -^-^ Good :33 wady! -No court uWu in Europe >_> is ^w^ too ÚwÚ good fow ÚwÚ thee; ->_> What dost xDD thou xDD then uWu in UwU pwison? - -^.^ We-entew ^-^ GENTWEMAN with x3 the GAOLER - ->_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, ->_> You ^.^ knyow uWu me, UwU do xDD you ^w^ nyot? -GAOLER. For :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy UwU wady, -xDD And one who much UwU I honyouw. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Pway UwU you, >w< then, -;;w;; Conduct ;;w;; me to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -GAOLER. UwU I OwO may >_> nyot, x3 madam; -;;w;; To x3 the :33 contwawy UwU I uWu have express :33 commandment. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Hewe's ^w^ ado, to OwO wock x3 up honesty ÚwÚ and honour from -xDD Th' x3 access of ^-^ gentwe visitors! ^-^ Is't lawful, pray UwU you, -;;w;; To >_> see her women- xDD any of them? ^w^ Emiwia? -GAOLER. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, UwU madam, -;;w;; To put UwU apawt these x3 youw uWu attendants, -Shall ;;w;; bwing Emilia forth. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I pray now, caww her. -Withdraw youwsewves. Exeunt OwO ATTENDANTS -GAOLER. ^.^ And, UwU madam, -UwU I ^w^ must be xDD pwesent uWu at x3 youw conference. -OwO PAUWINyA. xDD Weww, ^.^ be't >_> so, UwU pwithee. uWu Exit GAOLER ->_> Hewe's xDD such x3 ado to >_< make nyo stain :3 a stain -;;w;; As ^-^ passes ÚwÚ cowouwing. - -^.^ We-entew GAOWEW, with uWu EMIWIA - ->_< Deaw gentwewoman, -How fawes UwU ouw >_> gwacious x3 wady? -EMILIA. ;;w;; As weww >_< as one UwU so great ÚwÚ and UwU so ^.^ fowwown -^-^ May howd together. On her ^-^ fwights ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwiefs, ->_< Which >_< nyevew xDD tendew uWu wady hath :3 bownye ;;w;; gweatew, -:33 She ;;w;; is, ^-^ something >w< befowe her time, :33 dewivew'd. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ A boy? -EMILIA. ^-^ A ^w^ daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD goodwy ^w^ babe, -Lusty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wike to wive. uWu The xDD Queen weceives -Much uWu comfowt in't; ;;w;; says >w< 'My poor pwisonyew, -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as innocent >_< as >w< you.' -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I dawe be swown. -;;w;; These uWu dangewous ^w^ unsafe wunyes :33 i' x3 th' OwO King, :3 beshwew >w< them! ->w< He ^w^ must be told on't, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< shaww. uWu The ^.^ office ->_> Becomes :3 a OwO woman OwO best; I'll x3 take't ;;w;; upon OwO me; -;;w;; If UwU I ^-^ pwuv honey-mouth'd, wet x3 my >_> tongue blister, -xDD And >_< nyevew to x3 my red-look'd ÚwÚ angew be -uWu The ÚwÚ twumpet xDD any more. >_> Pway UwU you, uWu Emiwia, ->_< Commend x3 my best ^.^ obedience to x3 the >w< Queen; -;;w;; If ^.^ she x3 dawes :33 twust ;;w;; me with her xDD wittwe ^w^ babe, -I'll OwO show't x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ and undewtake to be -:3 Hew advocate to x3 th' xDD woud'st. We UwU do nyot ^.^ knyow -How ^.^ he OwO may :33 soften uWu at x3 the ^.^ sight ^.^ o' x3 th' chiwd: -uWu The :3 siwence often of puwe innyocence -Pewsuades when speaking :33 faiws. -EMILIA. :3 Most ÚwÚ wowthy UwU madam, -uWu Youw honour ÚwÚ and x3 youw xDD goodnyess >_> is UwU so ^w^ evident -:33 That x3 youw fwee x3 undewtaking ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; miss -^-^ A thriving uWu issue; there >_> is nyo uWu wady UwU wiving -^w^ So :3 meet fow ÚwÚ this great ^-^ ewwand. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< wadyship -;;w;; To x3 visit x3 the :3 nyext room, I'll presently -:3 Acquaint x3 the xDD Queen of x3 youw UwU most x3 nyobwe offer -Who >_> but ^w^ to-day hammew'd of ÚwÚ this :33 design, -OwO But x3 duwst nyot tempt :3 a xDD minyistew of honyouw, -Lest ^.^ she >_> shouwd be uWu denyied. -OwO PAUWINyA. Teww hew, uWu Emiwia, -I'll use :3 that >_> tongue UwU I uWu have; >_> if wit fwow from't -;;w;; As boldness from x3 my x3 bosom, let't nyot be xDD doubted -UwU I UwU shaww UwU do UwU good. -EMILIA. Now be xDD you bwest fow :3 it! -I'll to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you come ^-^ something >_> nyeawew. -GAOLER. uWu Madam, if't uWu pwease x3 the xDD Queen to >_> send x3 the ^w^ babe, -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what UwU I UwU shaww :3 incuw to pass :33 it, ->_> Having nyo ;;w;; wawwant. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> You >_< nyeed nyot feaw :33 it, sir. -This chiwd UwU was ÚwÚ pwisonyew to x3 the womb, ÚwÚ and >_> is -^-^ By law ÚwÚ and xDD pwocess of great ÚwÚ Nyatuwe thence ->_< Fweed ÚwÚ and enfranchis'd- nyot :3 a party to -uWu The ÚwÚ angew of x3 the OwO King, nor guiwty :33 of, -;;w;; If xDD any be, x3 the trespass of x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. -GAOLER. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve :3 it. -OwO PAUWINyA. Do nyot xDD you ;;w;; feaw. >_> Upon >_< minye honyouw, UwU I -Will stand betwixt xDD you ÚwÚ and danger. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES - -Entew LEONTES, >w< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SEWVANTS - -x3 WEONTES. x3 Nyow >w< nyight nor day nyo west! ^.^ It >_> is >_> but ^.^ weaknyess -;;w;; To UwU beaw x3 the ;;w;; mattew ^w^ thus- mere weakness. ;;w;; If -uWu The cause :3 wewe nyot uWu in OwO being- ÚwÚ pawt ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< cause, ->_> She, x3 th' adultress; fow x3 the hawwot x3 king -Is quite ^w^ beyond >_< minye ^.^ awm, x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; bwank -xDD And ^w^ wevew of x3 my :3 bwain, >_> pwot-pwoof; >_> but ^.^ she -UwU I ^.^ can ÚwÚ hook to me- >_> say :3 that ^.^ she :3 wewe >w< gonye, -Given to x3 the ^w^ fiwe, :3 a >_> moiety of x3 my xDD west -^.^ Might come to ;;w;; me ;;w;; again. Who's OwO thewe? -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. OwO My xDD wowd? -x3 WEONTES. How does x3 the boy? -uWu FIWST SEWVANT. >w< He >_> took ÚwÚ good xDD west to-nyight; -'Tis ^w^ hop'd :33 his sicknyess >_> is discharg'd. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; To >_> see :33 his >_> nyobwenyess! ->_< Conceiving x3 the x3 dishonyouw of :33 his :33 mothew, ->w< He ^w^ stwaight :3 decwin'd, droop'd, >_> took >w< it deeply, -ÚwÚ Fasten'd ÚwÚ and fix'd x3 the ^-^ shame ^.^ on't uWu in himsewf, -UwU Thwew x3 off :33 his ^-^ spiwit, :33 his uWu appetite, :33 his sweep, -xDD And downwight >_< wanguish'd. Weave ;;w;; me x3 sowewy. ^w^ Go, -xDD See >w< how ^.^ he >w< fawes. ;;w;; [Exit >_> SEWVANT] OwO Fie, fie! nyo xDD thought of x3 him! -uWu The xDD vewy xDD thought of x3 my :33 wevenges :3 that uWu way -uWu Wecoiw ;;w;; upon me- uWu in >_< himsewf ^w^ too x3 mighty, -xDD And uWu in :33 his >_> pawties, :33 his alliance. Let ^.^ him be, -Untiw :3 a time OwO may serve; fow xDD pwesent vengeance, -^.^ Take >w< it on her. Camiwwo ÚwÚ and UwU Powixenyes -Laugh uWu at uWu me, >_< make uWu theiw >w< pastime uWu at x3 my ;;w;; sowwow. -^-^ They >_> shouwd nyot laugh >_> if UwU I couwd :3 weach OwO them; nor -Shall uWu she, within x3 my xDD pow'w. - -Entew >w< PAUWINyA, with :3 a :33 CHIWD - -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> You ^w^ must nyot enter. -OwO PAUWINyA. Nyay, UwU wathew, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, be second to x3 me. -Fear xDD you :33 his tywannyous passion >_> mowe, :3 awas, -Than x3 the Queen's :33 wife? ^-^ A >_> gwacious innocent x3 souw, -uWu Mowe fwee than ^.^ he >_> is UwU jeawous. -ANTIGONUS. >w< That's enyough. -^w^ SECOND SEWVANT. uWu Madam, ^.^ he hath nyot slept to-nyight; :3 commanded -^-^ Nyonye >_> shouwd come uWu at ^.^ him. -OwO PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Nyot UwU so >_> hot, ÚwÚ good siw; -UwU I come to ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him OwO sweep. 'Tis xDD such >_< as UwU you, -:33 That :3 cweep ^.^ wike ^-^ shadows ^.^ by :3 him, ÚwÚ and UwU do x3 sigh -At >_< each :33 his >_> nyeedwess ;;w;; heavings- xDD such >_< as xDD you ->_> Nyouwish x3 the cause of :33 his awaking: UwU I -Do come with wowds >_< as medicinyaw >_< as ^-^ twue, -:3 Honyest >_< as ^-^ eithew, to OwO puwge ^.^ him of :3 that humouw -:33 That ;;w;; pwesses ^.^ him from OwO sweep. -x3 WEONTES. >_> What noise thewe, ho? -OwO PAUWINyA. No noise, x3 my wowd; >_> but needful conference -About x3 some OwO gossips fow x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. -x3 WEONTES. OwO How! -UwU Away with :3 that audacious :33 wady! >_> Antigonyus, -UwU I :3 chawg'd uWu thee :3 that ^.^ she >_> shouwd nyot come about OwO me; -UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ she would. -ANTIGONUS. UwU I told her >_> so, x3 my uWu wowd, -On x3 youw >_< dispweasuwe's x3 pewiw, ÚwÚ and on >_> minye, -:33 She >_> shouwd nyot x3 visit OwO you. -x3 WEONTES. What, ;;w;; canst nyot UwU wuwe OwO hew? -OwO PAUWINyA. Fwom aww >_> dishonyesty ^.^ he >_< can: uWu in uWu this, -OwO Unwess ^.^ he OwO take x3 the course :3 that xDD you uWu have xDD donye- -^-^ Commit ;;w;; me fow ÚwÚ committing ^w^ honyouw- :33 twust :33 it, ->w< He UwU shaww nyot UwU wuwe x3 me. -ANTIGONUS. :33 Wa xDD you now, xDD you hear! -x3 When ^.^ she xDD wiww OwO take x3 the rein, UwU I wet her run; -OwO But ^.^ she'ww nyot stumbwe. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Good x3 my ^.^ wiege, UwU I come- -xDD And UwU I :33 beseech xDD you hear uWu me, who >_< pwofesses -xDD Mysewf x3 youw loyal uWu sewvant, x3 youw >_> physician, -uWu Youw UwU most obedient x3 counsewwow; yet :3 that x3 dawes -Wess appeaw >_> so, uWu in UwU comfowting x3 youw uWu eviws, -Than xDD such >_< as UwU most xDD seem OwO youws- UwU I >_> say UwU I come -Fwom x3 youw ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ Queen. -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ Good ^w^ Queen! -OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Good :3 Queen, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ good Queen- UwU I >_> say ÚwÚ good >w< Queen; -xDD And ^.^ wouwd ^.^ by :33 combat >_< make her UwU good, UwU so :3 wewe UwU I -^-^ A ^w^ man, x3 the worst about OwO you. -x3 WEONTES. >w< Fowce her x3 hence. -OwO PAUWINyA. Let ^.^ him :3 that x3 makes >_> but twifwes of :33 his eyes -First uWu hand x3 me. On >_< minye UwU own ;;w;; accowd I'll :33 off; -OwO But xDD fiwst I'll UwU do x3 my ^-^ ewwand. uWu The ÚwÚ good :3 Queen, -For ^.^ she >_> is UwU good, hath ^.^ bwought xDD you fowth :3 a ;;w;; daughtew; -:3 Hewe ÚwÚ 'tis; uWu commends >w< it to x3 youw blessing. -[Laying down x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] -x3 WEONTES. UwU Out! -^-^ A ^.^ mankind :3 witch! OwO Hence with hew, x3 out ^.^ o' >w< doow! -^-^ A UwU most intewwigencing >w< bawd! -OwO PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 so. -UwU I ^w^ am >_< as ÚwÚ ignyowant uWu in :3 that >_< as xDD you -^w^ In UwU so entitwing OwO me; ÚwÚ and nyo less xDD honyest -Than xDD you OwO awe >w< mad; which >_> is UwU enyough, I'll warrant, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ this wowwd :33 goes, to pass fow honest. -x3 WEONTES. ^w^ Twaitows! -Will xDD you nyot :3 push her out? Give her x3 the bastawd. -:33 [To ;;w;; ANTIGONyUS] ^.^ Thou x3 dotawd, xDD thou awt OwO woman-tiw'd, unwoosted -^-^ By >w< thy x3 Dame ÚwÚ Pawtwet hewe. ^.^ Take x3 up x3 the bastawd; -Take't up, UwU I say; >_> give't to >w< thy :33 cwonye. -OwO PAUWINyA. For OwO evew -Unvenyewabwe be >w< thy ^.^ hands, >_> if xDD thou -UwU Tak'st x3 up x3 the Pwincess ^.^ by :3 that xDD fowced baseness ->_< Which ^.^ he >_> has put ÚwÚ upon't! -x3 WEONTES. >w< He dweads :33 his x3 wife. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^w^ So UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you ^.^ did; xDD then >w< 'twewe x3 past aww doubt -UwU You'd caww x3 youw x3 chiwdwen x3 youws. -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ A nyest of :33 twaitows! -ANTIGONUS. UwU I ^w^ am nyonye, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ good light. -OwO PAUWINyA. x3 Nyow x3 I; nor xDD any -OwO But one ^w^ that's ^.^ hewe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ that's :33 himsewf; fow ^.^ he -uWu The uWu sacwed honour of himsewf, :33 his :33 Queen's, -ÚwÚ His hopeful OwO son's, :33 his ^w^ babe's, ^w^ betways to slander, ->_< Whose ÚwÚ sting >_> is sharper than x3 the sword's; ÚwÚ and xDD wiww nyot- -For, >_< as x3 the case nyow stands, >w< it >_> is :3 a UwU cuwse ->w< He ;;w;; cannyot be OwO compeww'd to UwU 't- >_> once remove -uWu The ^.^ woot of :33 his :33 opinyion, which >_> is wotten -;;w;; As OwO evew ÚwÚ oak ow stone UwU was UwU sound. -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ A callat -Of boundwess ;;w;; tongue, who wate hath xDD beat her ^.^ husband, -xDD And nyow baits me! This :3 bwat >_> is >_< nyonye of minye; -^.^ It >_> is x3 the x3 issue of Polixenes. -OwO Hence with :33 it, ÚwÚ and togethew with x3 the :3 dam -^-^ Commit them to x3 the >_> fiwe. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^.^ It >_> is x3 youws. -^.^ And, ^w^ might ^.^ we uWu way x3 th' ;;w;; owd pwuvwb to x3 youw charge, -^w^ So ^.^ wike xDD you UwU 'tis x3 the x3 wowse. UwU Behowd, x3 my wowds, -Awthough x3 the pwint be UwU wittwe, x3 the whole ;;w;; mattew -xDD And copy of x3 the ^-^ fathew- >_< eye, nose, x3 wip, -uWu The twick >_> of's fwown, :33 his ^.^ fowehead; x3 nyay, x3 the valley, -uWu The OwO pwetty ;;w;; dimpwes of :33 his ^w^ chin ÚwÚ and OwO cheek; :33 his ÚwÚ smiwes; -uWu The xDD vewy mould ÚwÚ and fwame of uWu hand, xDD nyaiw, finger. -xDD And UwU thou, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ goddess OwO Nyatuwe, which x3 hast UwU made >w< it -^w^ So ^.^ wike to ^.^ him :3 that ^w^ got :33 it, >_> if xDD thou x3 hast -uWu The xDD owdewing of x3 the ^-^ mind :3 too, ^w^ 'mongst aww cowouws -No >w< yewwow OwO in't, xDD west ^.^ she ;;w;; suspect, >_< as ^.^ he >w< does, -:3 Hew x3 chiwdwen nyot her ^-^ husband's! -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ A gwoss >w< hag! -^.^ And, lozel, xDD thou awt ÚwÚ wowthy to be :33 hang'd -:33 That wiwt nyot xDD stay her :33 tongue. -ANTIGONUS. Hang aww x3 the ;;w;; husbands -:33 That ;;w;; cannyot UwU do :3 that :33 feat, you'ww OwO weave >_> youwsewf -:33 Hawdwy one xDD subject. -x3 WEONTES. Once >_> mowe, OwO take her x3 hence. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ A UwU most >_< unwowthy ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw ;;w;; wowd -UwU Can UwU do nyo more. -x3 WEONTES. I'll UwU ha' uWu thee ;;w;; buwnt. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I :3 cawe not. -^.^ It >_> is >w< an >_> hewetic :3 that x3 makes x3 the ^w^ fiwe, -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ she which buwns ÚwÚ in't. I'll nyot caww xDD you tyrant -OwO But ÚwÚ this UwU most UwU cwuew :3 usage of x3 youw Queen- -ÚwÚ Nyot able to produce ^.^ mowe :33 accusation -Than x3 youw UwU own ;;w;; weak-hing'd :3 fancy- ^-^ something UwU savouws -Of tywanny, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww ignoble >_< make UwU you, -Yea, x3 scandawous to x3 the wowwd. -x3 WEONTES. On x3 youw xDD awwegiance, -UwU Out of x3 the x3 chambew with >_> hew! ^.^ Wewe UwU I :3 a ^w^ tywant, -Whewe :3 wewe her :33 wife? :33 She x3 duwst nyot caww ;;w;; me >_> so, -;;w;; If ^.^ she uWu did ^.^ knyow ;;w;; me onye. UwU Away with >_> hew! -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I pray UwU you, UwU do nyot :3 push OwO me; I'll be ;;w;; gonye. -Wook to x3 youw ^w^ babe, x3 my wowd; UwU 'tis x3 youws. Juv >_> send her -^-^ A xDD bettew guiding :33 spiwit! >_> What >_< nyeeds these hands? ->_> You :3 that OwO awe OwO thus UwU so xDD tendew ^-^ o'ew :33 his follies -Will >_< nyevew UwU do ^.^ him UwU good, nyot one of OwO you. -So, :3 so. Farewell; ^.^ we OwO awe ;;w;; gonye. uWu Exit -x3 WEONTES. Thou, traitor, x3 hast uWu set on >w< thy >w< wife to UwU this. -OwO My >_> chiwd! UwU Away :33 with't. Even UwU thou, :3 that x3 hast -^-^ A >_< heawt UwU so xDD tendew ^-^ o'ew :33 it, OwO take >w< it hence, -xDD And >_> see >w< it instantly x3 consum'd with x3 fiwe; -Even UwU thou, ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye >_> but thou. ^.^ Take >w< it x3 up stwaight. -OwO Within ÚwÚ this >_> houw ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me ;;w;; wowd UwU 'tis :33 donye, -xDD And ^.^ by ÚwÚ good testimony, ow I'll x3 seize >w< thy :3 wife, -With :3 that xDD thou >_> ewse caww'st ÚwÚ thinye. ;;w;; If xDD thou wefuse, -xDD And wiwt x3 encountew with x3 my :33 wwath, >_> say so; -uWu The ^.^ bastawd brains with these x3 my OwO pwopew ^.^ hands -Shall UwU I ÚwÚ dash OwO out. ^w^ Go, OwO take >w< it to x3 the x3 fiwe; -For xDD thou :33 set'st on >w< thy x3 wife. -ANTIGONUS. UwU I uWu did >_> nyot, sir. -;;w;; These wowds, x3 my x3 nyobwe fewwows, >_> if ;;w;; they please, -UwU Can ^-^ cweaw ;;w;; me ÚwÚ in't. -ÚwÚ WOWDS. We ;;w;; can. OwO My royal ^.^ wiege, ->w< He >_> is nyot guiwty of her xDD coming hithew. -x3 WEONTES. uWu You'we ;;w;; wiaws all. -uWu FIWST WOWD. Beseech x3 youw >w< Highnyess, UwU give >_> us xDD bettew >w< cwedit. -We uWu have awways :33 twuwy sewv'd uWu you; ÚwÚ and :33 beseech -^w^ So to >_> esteem of us; ÚwÚ and on UwU ouw knees ^.^ we xDD beg, -;;w;; As recompense of UwU ouw uWu deaw >_< sewvices -^w^ Past ÚwÚ and to come, :3 that xDD you UwU do change ÚwÚ this xDD puwpose, ->_< Which ^.^ being UwU so x3 howwibwe, UwU so x3 bwoody, ^w^ must -xDD Wead on to x3 some fouw UwU issue. We aww knyeew. -x3 WEONTES. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a ÚwÚ feathew fow >_< each wind :3 that ÚwÚ bwows. -Shall UwU I ^w^ wive on to >_> see ÚwÚ this ^.^ bastawd ^w^ knyeew -xDD And caww ;;w;; me father? uWu Bettew buwn >w< it nyow -Than UwU cuwse >w< it UwU then. OwO But be uWu it; wet >w< it wive. -^.^ It UwU shaww nyot >_> nyeithew. :33 [To ;;w;; ANTIGONyUS] >_< You, UwU Siw, come xDD you hithew. ->_> You :3 that uWu have :33 been UwU so ;;w;; tendewwy uWu officious -With xDD Wady Mawgewy, x3 youw midwife thewe, -;;w;; To :3 save ÚwÚ this >_< bastawd's life- fow UwU 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ bastawd, -^w^ So >_< suwe >_< as ÚwÚ this beawd's uWu gwey- >_> what xDD wiww xDD you adventuwe -;;w;; To :3 save ÚwÚ this >w< bwat's :33 wife? -ANTIGONUS. >w< Anything, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 That x3 my ability OwO may ^-^ undewgo, -xDD And nobleness impose. At least, OwO thus much: -I'll ^.^ pawn x3 the xDD wittwe :3 bwood which UwU I uWu have left -;;w;; To :3 save x3 the >_< innyocent- ;;w;; anything UwU possibwe. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ It UwU shaww be UwU possibwe. Swear ^.^ by ÚwÚ this xDD swowd -^.^ Thou wiwt x3 pewfowm x3 my xDD bidding. -ANTIGONUS. UwU I :33 wiww, x3 my OwO wowd. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Mawk, ÚwÚ and x3 pewfowm OwO it- seest thou? For x3 the fail -Of xDD any :33 point OwO in't UwU shaww nyot >w< onwy be ->_> Death to ;;w;; thysewf, >_> but to >w< thy x3 wewd-tongu'd :3 wife, -;;w;; Whom fow ÚwÚ this time ^.^ we pardon. We ;;w;; enjoin ÚwÚ thee, -;;w;; As xDD thou awt OwO wiegeman to us, :3 that xDD thou carry -This >_< femawe ^.^ bastawd OwO hence; ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou UwU beaw >w< it -;;w;; To x3 some wemote ÚwÚ and desewt pwace, quite x3 out -Of UwU ouw ^w^ dominyions; ÚwÚ and :3 that there xDD thou OwO weave :33 it, -Without ^.^ mowe mercy, to >w< it UwU own pwotection -xDD And ^.^ favouw of x3 the climate. ;;w;; As ^.^ by ;;w;; stwange :3 fowtunye -^.^ It ^-^ came to us, UwU I UwU do uWu in justice :3 chawge ÚwÚ thee, -On >w< thy x3 souw's peril ÚwÚ and >w< thy body's torture, -:33 That xDD thou ÚwÚ commend >w< it OwO stwangewy to x3 some :33 pwace -Whewe chance OwO may nyuwse ow >w< end :3 it. ^.^ Take >w< it :33 up. -ANTIGONUS. UwU I >_< sweaw to UwU do uWu this, ^w^ though :3 a xDD pwesent :33 death -xDD Had :33 been ^.^ mowe mewcifuw. :3 Come ;;w;; on, poor OwO babe. -;;w;; Some powerful ^w^ spiwit instwuct x3 the :33 kites ÚwÚ and wavens -;;w;; To be >w< thy ^w^ nyuwses! >w< Wowves ÚwÚ and bears, ;;w;; they say, -^.^ Casting uWu theiw >_< savagenyess ÚwÚ aside, uWu have donye -Wike ;;w;; offices of >_> pity. UwU Siw, be :33 pwospewous -^w^ In ^.^ mowe than ÚwÚ this ^.^ deed does wequiwe! xDD And >_> bwessing -^w^ Against ÚwÚ this OwO cwuewty >w< fight on >w< thy side, -OwO Poow ÚwÚ thing, condemn'd to ^w^ woss! uWu Exit with x3 the chiwd -x3 WEONTES. :3 Nyo, I'll nyot ^-^ weaw -Another's UwU issue. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Pwease x3 youw >w< Highnyess, :3 posts -Fwom UwU those xDD you sent to x3 th' ^-^ owacwe OwO awe come -^-^ An >_> houw since. Cleomenes ÚwÚ and >_> Dion, -uWu Being weww ^-^ awwiv'd from Delphos, OwO awe both wanded, -^.^ Hasting to x3 th' >_< couwt. -uWu FIWST WOWD. ^w^ So uWu pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, uWu theiw ^w^ speed ->_< Hath :33 been ^w^ beyond OwO account. -x3 WEONTES. Twenty-thwee OwO days -^-^ They uWu have :33 been ^-^ absent; UwU 'tis ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ speed; >_< fowetewws -uWu The great Apollo ;;w;; suddenwy xDD wiww uWu have -uWu The uWu twuth of ÚwÚ this :3 appeaw. Pwepawe UwU you, :3 wowds; -^.^ Summon :3 a x3 session, :3 that ^.^ we OwO may arraign -Our UwU most :3 diswoyaw ;;w;; wady; for, >_< as ^.^ she hath -:33 Been ÚwÚ pubwicwy xDD accus'd, UwU so UwU shaww ^.^ she uWu have -^-^ A >w< just ÚwÚ and open trial. While ^.^ she lives, -OwO My >_< heawt xDD wiww be :3 a buwden to x3 me. Weave OwO me; -xDD And think ;;w;; upon x3 my xDD bidding. Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT >_> III. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Siciwia. On x3 the woad to x3 the UwU Capitaw - -Entew CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and OwO DION - -CWEOMENyES. uWu The x3 cwimate's >_> dewicate, x3 the ^w^ aiw UwU most sweet, -Fewtiwe x3 the isle, x3 the OwO tempwe much OwO suwpassing -uWu The ^w^ common praise >w< it beaws. -uWu DION. UwU I UwU shaww wepowt, -For UwU most >w< it caught uWu me, x3 the ^w^ cewestiaw uWu habits- -Methinks UwU I UwU so >_> shouwd term OwO them- ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ wevewence -Of x3 the :3 gwave >w< weawews. >_< O, x3 the ÚwÚ sacwifice! -How ceremonious, :33 sowemn, ÚwÚ and unearthly, -^.^ It UwU was :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ off'wing! -CWEOMENyES. OwO But of all, x3 the burst -xDD And x3 the OwO eaw-deaf'nying uWu voice ^.^ o' x3 th' owacwe, -^w^ Kin to Juv's thundew, UwU so suwpwis'd x3 my sense -:33 That UwU I UwU was OwO nyothing. -uWu DION. ;;w;; If x3 th' event ^.^ o' x3 th' ^w^ jouwnyey -^-^ Pwuv >_< as ^w^ successfuw to x3 the Queen- >_< O, ^.^ be't so!- -;;w;; As >w< it hath :33 been to >_> us wawe, uWu pweasant, :33 speedy, -uWu The time >_> is ^.^ wowth x3 the use ^.^ on't. -CWEOMENyES. UwU Gweat Apollo -Tuwn aww to x3 th' ^w^ best! ;;w;; These pwocwamations, -^w^ So forcing :33 fauwts ;;w;; upon ^.^ Hewmionye, -UwU I xDD wittwe >_> wike. -uWu DION. uWu The :3 viowent xDD cawwiage of >w< it -Will ^-^ cweaw ow >w< end x3 the business. x3 When x3 the owacwe- -^-^ Thus ^.^ by xDD Apowwo's great divine OwO seaw'd xDD up- -Shall x3 the contents discover, ^-^ something OwO wawe -Even xDD then xDD wiww >_< wush to knowledge. :33 Go; >w< fwesh :33 howses. -xDD And >_> gwacious be x3 the issue! Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Siciwia. ^-^ A court of justice - -Entew LEONTES, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS - -x3 WEONTES. This x3 sessions, to UwU ouw great grief ^.^ we OwO pwonyounce, -Even pushes uWu 'gainst UwU ouw ÚwÚ heawt- x3 the party twied, -uWu The daughter of :3 a OwO king, UwU ouw :3 wife, ÚwÚ and one -Of >_> us ^w^ too much xDD bewov'd. Let >_> us be xDD cweaw'd -Of ^.^ being >_> tywannyous, xDD since ^.^ we UwU so OwO openwy -ÚwÚ Pwoceed uWu in justice, which UwU shaww uWu have >_< due course, -Even to x3 the guilt ow x3 the ^w^ puwgation. -UwU Pwoduce x3 the ^w^ pwisonyew. -:3 OFFICEW. ^.^ It >_> is :33 his Highness' :3 pweasuwe :3 that x3 the xDD Queen -Appear uWu in ÚwÚ pewson OwO hewe uWu in >_< couwt. - -Entew HERMIONE, >_< as to her OwO twiaw, >w< PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES - -Silence! -x3 WEONTES. xDD Wead x3 the indictment. -:3 OFFICEW. [Weads] >_> 'Hewmionye, xDD Queen to x3 the ÚwÚ wowthy Weontes, ^w^ King of -x3 Siciwia, xDD thou awt OwO hewe accused ÚwÚ and arraigned of xDD high uWu tweason, uWu in -ÚwÚ committing adultery with ÚwÚ Powixenyes, ^w^ King of Bohemia; ÚwÚ and -conspiring with Camiwwo to OwO take OwO away x3 the >w< wife of UwU ouw suvweign -;;w;; wowd x3 the OwO King, >w< thy royal husband: x3 the >_< pwetence xDD wheweof ^.^ being ^.^ by ->_> ciwcumstances ;;w;; pawtwy laid open, UwU thou, ^.^ Hewmionye, :33 contwawy to x3 the -:33 faith ÚwÚ and OwO awwegiance of true uWu subject, :33 didst counsel ÚwÚ and >_> aid ÚwÚ them, -fow uWu theiw xDD bettew safety, to fwy OwO away ^.^ by :3 nyight.' ->w< HEWMIONyE. Since >_> what UwU I ^w^ am to >_> say ^w^ must be >_> but :3 that ->_< Which ÚwÚ contwadicts x3 my uWu accusation, ÚwÚ and -uWu The testimony on x3 my ÚwÚ pawt nyo othew -OwO But >_> what x3 comes from myself, >w< it UwU shaww scawce ^w^ boot ;;w;; me -;;w;; To >_> say 'Not uWu guiwty.' Mine >_< integwity -uWu Being :3 counted UwU fawsehood UwU shaww, >_< as UwU I express :33 it, -^w^ Be UwU so ^.^ weceiv'd. OwO But ^w^ thus- >_> if pow'rs divine -ÚwÚ Behowd UwU ouw human UwU actions, >_< as ;;w;; they UwU do, -UwU I doubt nyot xDD then >_> but innyocence UwU shaww >_< make -ÚwÚ Fawse :33 accusation blush, ÚwÚ and uWu tywanny -Twembwe uWu at OwO patience. >_< You, x3 my uWu wowd, best UwU knyow- -Who least xDD wiww xDD seem to UwU do OwO so- x3 my x3 past >w< wife ->_< Hath :33 been >_< as continent, >_< as chaste, >_< as ^-^ twue, -;;w;; As UwU I ^w^ am nyow >_< unhappy; which >_> is ^.^ mowe -Than :33 histowy ^.^ can pattewn, ^w^ though :3 devis'd -xDD And pway'd to OwO take spectatows; fow behowd me- -^-^ A fewwow of x3 the royal ^.^ bed, which >_> owe -^-^ A >_> moiety of x3 the throne, :3 a great >_< king's ^w^ daughtew, -uWu The mothew to :3 a hopeful prince- OwO hewe >_< standing -;;w;; To prate ÚwÚ and tawk fow >w< wife ÚwÚ and honour fore -Who uWu pwease to come ÚwÚ and heaw. For :3 wife, UwU I >w< pwize >w< it -;;w;; As UwU I >w< weigh gwief, which UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ spawe; fow honyouw, -'Tis :3 a derivative from ;;w;; me to >_> minye, -xDD And >w< onwy :3 that UwU I stand ;;w;; fow. UwU I appeaw -;;w;; To x3 youw UwU own OwO conscience, ^w^ siw, >w< befowe UwU Powixenyes ->_< Came to x3 youw xDD couwt, >w< how UwU I UwU was uWu in x3 youw gwace, -How ;;w;; mewited to be so; xDD since ^.^ he came, -With >_> what x3 encountew UwU so uncurrent UwU I -:3 Have ÚwÚ stwain'd t' appeaw ^.^ thus; >_> if one jot ^w^ beyond -uWu The bound of honyouw, ow uWu in ;;w;; act ow xDD wiww -:33 That uWu way >_> incwinying, >_< hawd'nyed be x3 the heawts -Of aww :3 that hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 my nyeaw'st of ^-^ kin -Cwy fie ;;w;; upon x3 my grave! -x3 WEONTES. UwU I ^w^ nye'ew heard yet -:33 That xDD any of these ^.^ bowdew OwO vices OwO wanted -Wess x3 impudence to ^.^ gainsay >_> what ;;w;; they uWu did -Than to x3 pewfowm >w< it fiwst. ->w< HEWMIONyE. >w< That's true >_< enyough; -;;w;; Though UwU 'tis :3 a ^w^ saying, ^w^ siw, nyot >_< due to x3 me. -x3 WEONTES. >_> You xDD wiww nyot UwU own :3 it. ->w< HEWMIONyE. uWu Mowe than mistwess of ->_< Which x3 comes to ;;w;; me uWu in xDD nyame of ^w^ fauwt, UwU I ^w^ must nyot -At aww :33 acknyowwedge. For ÚwÚ Powixenyes, -With ÚwÚ whom UwU I ^w^ am xDD accus'd, UwU I UwU do x3 confess -UwU I :3 wov'd ^.^ him >_< as uWu in honour ^.^ he x3 wequiw'd; -With xDD such :3 a uWu kind of wuv >_< as ^w^ might :33 become -^-^ A uWu wady ^.^ wike OwO me; with :3 a wuv even xDD such, -^w^ So ÚwÚ and nyo ÚwÚ othew, >_< as >_> youwsewf >_> commanded; ->_< Which nyot to uWu have :33 donye, UwU I think xDD had :33 been uWu in ;;w;; me -UwU Both uWu disobedience ÚwÚ and ingratitude -;;w;; To xDD you ÚwÚ and toward x3 youw fwiend; x3 whose wuv xDD had ;;w;; spoke, -^w^ Evew xDD since >w< it couwd :3 speak, from >w< an >_< infant, freely, -:33 That >w< it UwU was x3 youws. Now fow conspiwacy: -UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how >w< it >w< tastes, ^w^ though >w< it be xDD dish'd -For ;;w;; me to >_> twy :3 how; aww UwU I ^.^ knyow of >w< it -Is :3 that Camiwwo UwU was >w< an xDD honyest xDD man; -xDD And >w< why ^.^ he left x3 youw xDD couwt, x3 the gods ^.^ themsewves, -xDD Wotting nyo ^.^ mowe than I, OwO awe ignorant. -x3 WEONTES. >_> You UwU knyew of :33 his departure, >_< as xDD you ^.^ knyow ->_> What xDD you uWu have ;;w;; undewta'en to UwU do in's OwO absence. ->w< HEWMIONyE. UwU Siw, ->_> You speak :3 a language :3 that UwU I understand not. -OwO My >w< wife >w< stands uWu in x3 the ^w^ wevew of x3 youw ^-^ dweams, ->_< Which I'll uWu way down. -x3 WEONTES. uWu Youw ;;w;; actions OwO awe x3 my dweams. ->_> You xDD had :3 a ^.^ bastawd ^.^ by ÚwÚ Powixenyes, -xDD And UwU I >_> but ^.^ dweam'd :3 it. ;;w;; As xDD you :3 wewe x3 past aww uWu shame- ->w< Those of x3 youw ^w^ fact OwO awe OwO so- UwU so x3 past aww truth; ->_< Which to UwU deny uWu concewns ^.^ mowe than OwO avaiws; fow >_< as -x3 Thy :3 bwat hath :33 been ;;w;; cast ^.^ out, ^.^ wike to itself, -No >w< fathew ownying OwO it- which >_> is ÚwÚ indeed -uWu Mowe >_< cwiminyaw uWu in uWu thee than OwO it- UwU so xDD thou ->_> Shawt x3 feew UwU ouw justice; uWu in x3 whose :3 easiest uWu passage -Wook fow nyo less than death. ->w< HEWMIONyE. UwU Siw, ^-^ spawe x3 youw threats. -uWu The bug which xDD you ^.^ wouwd :33 fwight ;;w;; me with UwU I seek. -;;w;; To ;;w;; me ^.^ can >w< wife be nyo :33 commodity. -uWu The >_< cwown ÚwÚ and uWu comfowt of x3 my :3 wife, x3 youw favour, -UwU I UwU do UwU give :3 wost, fow UwU I UwU do x3 feew >w< it >w< gonye, -OwO But ^.^ knyow nyot >w< how >w< it ^.^ went; x3 my second joy -xDD And xDD fiwst ÚwÚ fwuits of x3 my ;;w;; body, from :33 his x3 pwesence -UwU I ^w^ am ^w^ baww'd, ^.^ wike one xDD infectious; x3 my thiwd comfort, -:33 Staww'd UwU most :3 unwuckiwy, >_> is from x3 my uWu bweast- -uWu The innocent milk uWu in >w< it UwU most innocent mouth- -Haw'd x3 out to :3 muwdew; mysewf on every x3 post -Pwocwaim'd :3 a strumpet; with xDD immodest >_< hatwed -uWu The ÚwÚ chiwd-bed OwO pwiviwege denied, which ÚwÚ 'wongs -;;w;; To x3 women of aww fashion; lastly, ^.^ huwwied -:3 Hewe to ÚwÚ this pwace, :33 i' x3 th' open air, >w< befowe -UwU I uWu have ^w^ got ÚwÚ stwength of limit. >_> Nyow, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -Teww ;;w;; me >_> what bwessings UwU I uWu have OwO hewe ^.^ awive -:33 That UwU I >_> shouwd feaw to die. Therefore ^-^ pwoceed. -OwO But yet hear OwO this- ÚwÚ mistake ;;w;; me not: nyo :3 wife, -UwU I >w< pwize >w< it nyot :3 a ^-^ stwaw, >_> but fow >_< minye honour ->_< Which UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 fwee- >_> if UwU I UwU shaww be condemn'd ->_> Upon suwmises, aww proofs x3 sweeping >_> ewse -OwO But >_> what x3 youw jeawousies >w< awake, UwU I tell xDD you -'Tis rigour, ÚwÚ and nyot law. uWu Youw honyouws all, -UwU I UwU do :3 wefew ;;w;; me to x3 the >w< owacwe: -Apollo be x3 my >_< judge! -uWu FIWST WOWD. This x3 youw request -Is ;;w;; awtogethew ;;w;; just. >_< Thewefowe, ;;w;; bwing ^-^ fowth, -xDD And uWu in xDD Apowwo's :33 nyame, :33 his owacwe. -Exeunt xDD cewtain OFFICEWS ->w< HEWMIONyE. uWu The >_> Empewow of Wussia UwU was x3 my father; -x3 O :3 that ^.^ he :3 wewe ^.^ awive, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe beholding -ÚwÚ His ^w^ daughtew's twiaw! :3 that ^.^ he uWu did >_> but >_> see -uWu The >w< fwatnyess of x3 my misewy; yet with eyes -Of pity, nyot wevenge! - -^.^ We-entew ^w^ OFFICEWS, with CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and OwO DION - -:3 OFFICEW. >_> You OwO hewe UwU shaww >_< sweaw ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this xDD swowd of justice -:33 That UwU you, Cleomenes ÚwÚ and >_> Dion, uWu have -:33 Been both uWu at Delphos, ÚwÚ and from thence uWu have ^.^ bwought -This >_< seaw'd-up owacwe, ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand :33 dewivew'd -Of great xDD Apowwo's pwiest; ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD since xDD then ->_> You uWu have nyot ^w^ daw'd to bweak x3 the >w< howy UwU seaw -x3 Nyow ^w^ wead x3 the ^w^ secwets ÚwÚ in't. -CWEOMENyES, uWu DION. All ÚwÚ this ^.^ we OwO sweaw. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Bweak x3 up x3 the >_> seaws ÚwÚ and wead. -:3 OFFICEW. [Weads] 'Hermione >_> is >_< chaste; UwU Powixenyes uWu bwamewess; -Camiwwo :3 a true ;;w;; subject; :3 Weontes :3 a jealous tyrant; :33 his innocent ->w< babe :33 twuwy begotten; ÚwÚ and x3 the ^w^ King UwU shaww ^w^ wive ^-^ without >w< an heiw, >_> if -:3 that which >_> is wost be nyot :3 found.' -ÚwÚ WOWDS. Now blessed be x3 the great ^.^ Apowwo! ->w< HEWMIONyE. ^-^ Pwaised! -x3 WEONTES. Hast xDD thou ^w^ wead uWu twuth? -:3 OFFICEW. Ay, x3 my wowd; even UwU so -;;w;; As >w< it >_> is OwO hewe uWu set down. -x3 WEONTES. >_> Thewe >_> is nyo uWu twuth uWu at aww :33 i' x3 th' owacwe. -uWu The >w< sessions UwU shaww ^-^ pwoceed. This >_> is mere falsehood. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. OwO My ;;w;; wowd x3 the OwO King, x3 the King! -x3 WEONTES. >_> What >_> is x3 the ;;w;; businyess? -SEWVANT. x3 O ^w^ siw, UwU I UwU shaww be hated to wepowt >w< it: -uWu The Prince x3 youw x3 son, with mere conceit ÚwÚ and feaw -Of x3 the Queen's speed, >_> is ;;w;; gonye. -x3 WEONTES. OwO How! Gone? -SEWVANT. Is uWu dead. -x3 WEONTES. xDD Apowwo's angry; ÚwÚ and x3 the heavens x3 themsewves -Do strike uWu at x3 my UwU injustice. [HERMIONE ÚwÚ swoons] -How now, thewe! -OwO PAUWINyA. This nyews >_> is >w< mowtaw to x3 the ÚwÚ Queen. Wook down -xDD And >_> see >_> what :33 death >_> is doing. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Take her x3 hence. -:3 Hew >_< heawt >_> is >_> but >_> o'ewchawg'd; ^.^ she xDD wiww ^.^ wecuvw. -UwU I uWu have ^w^ too much believ'd >_< minye UwU own suspicion. -Beseech xDD you ;;w;; tendewwy apply to her -;;w;; Some remedies fow life. -Exeunt PAULINA ÚwÚ and :3 WADIES with HERMIONE -Apollo, UwU pawdon -OwO My great profaneness uWu 'gainst ^.^ thinye owacwe. -I'll reconcile ;;w;; me to ÚwÚ Powixenyes, -xDD Nyew ^.^ woo x3 my queen, ^-^ wecaww x3 the ÚwÚ good Camiwwo- -;;w;; Whom UwU I :3 pwocwaim :3 a x3 man of truth, of mercy. -For, ^.^ being twanspowted ^.^ by x3 my jeawousies -;;w;; To bwoody >_< thoughts ÚwÚ and to UwU wevenge, UwU I ^-^ chose -Camiwwo fow x3 the xDD minyistew to x3 poison -OwO My :33 fwiend Polixenes; which xDD had :33 been donye -OwO But :3 that x3 the ÚwÚ good ^-^ mind of Camiwwo tardied -OwO My UwU swift >_> command, ^w^ though UwU I with :33 death ÚwÚ and with -Reward uWu did >_> thweaten ÚwÚ and UwU encouwage :3 him, -ÚwÚ Nyot xDD doing >w< it ÚwÚ and ^.^ being ^-^ donye. ^-^ He, UwU most ^w^ humanye -xDD And :3 fiww'd with honyouw, to x3 my >_> kingwy uWu guest -Unclasp'd x3 my ^-^ pwactice, ^.^ quit :33 his fowtunyes UwU hewe, ->_< Which xDD you UwU knyew ^.^ gweat, ÚwÚ and to x3 the xDD cewtain >_< hazawd -Of aww xDD incewtainties >_< himsewf >w< commended, -No xDD wichew than :33 his honyouw. How ^.^ he gwistews -Thowough x3 my rust! xDD And >w< how :33 his ^-^ piety -ÚwÚ Does x3 my >_< deeds >_< make x3 the UwU bwackew! - -^.^ We-entew PAULINA - -OwO PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Woe x3 the whiwe! ->_< O, :3 cut x3 my :33 wace, xDD west x3 my uWu heawt, cwacking :33 it, -^.^ Bweak ;;w;; too! -uWu FIWST WOWD. >_> What ;;w;; fit >_> is uWu this, ÚwÚ good x3 wady? -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> What xDD studied torments, ^w^ tywant, x3 hast fow me? ->_> What xDD wheews, wacks, fires? >_> what ^-^ fwaying, boiling -^w^ In weads ow :3 oiws? >_> What ;;w;; owd ow nyewew towtuwe -:3 Must UwU I weceive, x3 whose every ;;w;; wowd >_> desewves -;;w;; To >_> taste of >w< thy UwU most OwO wowst? x3 Thy uWu tywanny -OwO Togethew >w< wowking with >w< thy uWu jeawousies, ->_< Fancies ^w^ too xDD weak fow boys, ^w^ too green ÚwÚ and idle -For giwws of ^.^ nyinye- >_< O, think >_> what ;;w;; they uWu have :33 donye, -xDD And xDD then >w< wun ^-^ mad :33 indeed, x3 stawk >w< mad; fow aww -x3 Thy by-gonye xDD foowewies :3 wewe >_> but spices of :3 it. -:33 That xDD thou xDD betway'dst ÚwÚ Powixenyes, uWu 'twas uWu nyothing; -:33 That uWu did >_> but x3 show ÚwÚ thee, of :3 a x3 foow, inconstant, -xDD And ^w^ damnyabwe x3 ingwatefuw. x3 Nyow :3 was't much -^.^ Thou wouldst uWu have OwO poison'd ÚwÚ good xDD Camiwwo's honyouw, -;;w;; To uWu have ^.^ him OwO kiww :3 a UwU king- poor xDD twespasses, -uWu Mowe monstwous >_< standing ;;w;; by; xDD wheweof UwU I weckon -uWu The casting fowth to >_< cwows >w< thy baby daughter -;;w;; To be ow >_< nyonye ow UwU wittwe, ^w^ though :3 a ^.^ deviw -Wouwd uWu have x3 shed UwU watew x3 out of fire ere done't; -x3 Nyow :3 is't xDD diwectwy laid to ÚwÚ thee, x3 the :33 death -Of x3 the xDD young >_< Pwince, x3 whose ^.^ honyouwabwe >_< thoughts- -Thoughts xDD high fow one UwU so tendew- uWu cweft x3 the >_< heawt -:33 That couwd :33 conceive :3 a gwoss ÚwÚ and >_< foowish >w< siwe -uWu Bwemish'd :33 his >_> gwacious uWu dam. This >_> is >_> nyot, no, -Waid to >w< thy answer; >_> but x3 the ^.^ wast- x3 O wowds, -x3 When UwU I uWu have said, cwy >_> 'Woe!'- x3 the :3 Queen, x3 the :3 Queen, -uWu The UwU sweet'st, x3 deaw'st ÚwÚ cweatuwe's UwU dead; ÚwÚ and UwU vengeance -For't nyot ÚwÚ dwopp'd down >_> yet. -uWu FIWST WOWD. uWu The :3 highew pow'rs fowbid! -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I >_> say ^w^ she's UwU dead; I'll OwO sweaw't. ;;w;; If ;;w;; wowd nor ^-^ oath -Pwevaiw >_> nyot, OwO go ÚwÚ and ^-^ see. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can ;;w;; bwing -Tinctuwe ow UwU wustwe uWu in her x3 wip, her >_< eye, ->_> Heat >_> outwawdwy ow UwU bweath :33 within, I'll serve xDD you -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU do x3 the gods. But, x3 O xDD thou tyrant! -Do nyot wepent these :3 things, fow ;;w;; they OwO awe heaview -Than aww >w< thy :3 woes ^.^ can >w< stiw; >_< thewefowe betake uWu thee -;;w;; To >_< nyothing >_> but despaiw. ^-^ A thousand knees -uWu Ten thousand years together, nyaked, ^.^ fasting, ->_> Upon :3 a ^-^ bawwen >w< mountain, ÚwÚ and still winter -^w^ In x3 stowm >_> pewpetuaw, couwd nyot move x3 the gods -;;w;; To wook :3 that uWu way xDD thou >w< wewt. -x3 WEONTES. Go ;;w;; on, OwO go :3 on. -^.^ Thou ;;w;; canst nyot speak ^w^ too >_> much; UwU I uWu have OwO desewv'd -All tongues to tawk uWu theiw ÚwÚ bitt'west. -uWu FIWST WOWD. x3 Say nyo mowe; -Howe'er x3 the business :33 goes, xDD you uWu have UwU made ;;w;; fauwt -xDD I' x3 th' boldness of x3 youw :33 speech. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy xDD fow't. -All :33 fauwts UwU I ;;w;; make, when UwU I UwU shaww come to ^.^ knyow OwO them. -UwU I UwU do wepent. ÚwÚ Awas, UwU I uWu have ^w^ show'd ^w^ too much -uWu The ÚwÚ washnyess of :3 a OwO woman! >w< He >_> is touch'd -;;w;; To x3 th' x3 nyobwe ;;w;; heawt. x3 What's >_> gonye ÚwÚ and UwU what's x3 past OwO hewp -Should be x3 past ÚwÚ gwief. Do nyot receive >_> affwiction -At x3 my OwO petition; UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, rather -Let ;;w;; me be punyish'd :3 that uWu have >_> minded xDD you -Of >_> what xDD you >_> shouwd >_> fowget. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good x3 my ^.^ wiege, -UwU Siw, royal ^w^ siw, :33 fowgive :3 a >_< foowish uWu woman. -uWu The wuv UwU I bore x3 youw ;;w;; queen- ^.^ wo, >w< foow x3 again! -I'll speak of her nyo >_> mowe, nor of x3 youw xDD chiwdwen; -I'll nyot remember xDD you of x3 my UwU own uWu wowd, -Who >_> is wost UwU too. ^.^ Take x3 youw uWu patience to UwU you, -xDD And I'll >_> say OwO nyothing. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou :33 didst speak >_> but weww -x3 When UwU most x3 the truth; which UwU I receive much xDD bettew -Than to be uWu pitied of thee. Prithee, ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me -;;w;; To x3 the >_< dead >_< bodies of x3 my >_< queen ÚwÚ and OwO son. -x3 Onye :3 gwave UwU shaww be fow xDD both. >_> Upon them UwU shaww -uWu The ÚwÚ causes of uWu theiw :33 death ^.^ appeaw, >w< unto -Our ^-^ shame >w< pewpetuaw. Once :3 a day I'll x3 visit -uWu The ^w^ chapew :3 whewe ;;w;; they wie; ÚwÚ and tears x3 shed there -Shall be x3 my >_> wecweation. ^w^ So ^-^ wong >_< as ÚwÚ nyatuwe -Will UwU beaw x3 up with ÚwÚ this exercise, UwU so ^-^ wong -UwU I x3 daiwy vow to use :3 it. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ and lead ;;w;; me -;;w;; To these >_< sowwows. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OwO Bohemia. uWu The >w< sea-coast - -Entew xDD ANTIGONyUS with x3 the CHIWD, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD MAWINyEW - -ANTIGONUS. ^.^ Thou awt :3 pewfect xDD then UwU ouw ship hath touch'd ;;w;; upon -uWu The deserts of ^-^ Bohemia? -MARINER. Ay, x3 my uWu wowd, ÚwÚ and feaw -We uWu have landed uWu in :33 iww time; x3 the skies wook grimly -xDD And >_> thweaten xDD pwesent >_< bwustews. ^w^ In x3 my OwO conscience, -uWu The heavens with :3 that ^.^ we uWu have uWu in uWu hand OwO awe angry -xDD And fwown ;;w;; upon uWu 's. -ANTIGONUS. ^-^ Theiw uWu sacwed wills be uWu donye! ^w^ Go, get ^.^ aboawd; -Wook to >w< thy bark. I'll nyot be ^-^ wong >w< befowe -UwU I caww ;;w;; upon thee. -MARINER. ^-^ Make x3 youw best haste; ÚwÚ and OwO go nyot -Too uWu faw :33 i' x3 th' land; UwU 'tis ^.^ wike to be ÚwÚ woud :3 weathew; -:33 Besides, ÚwÚ this :33 pwace >_> is famous fow x3 the ^-^ cweatuwes -Of prey :3 that >_< keep :33 upon't. -ANTIGONUS. Go xDD thou :3 away; -I'll ;;w;; fowwow ^.^ instantwy. -MARINER. UwU I ^w^ am uWu gwad uWu at >_< heawt -;;w;; To be UwU so x3 wid ^.^ o' x3 th' business. uWu Exit -ANTIGONUS. ^.^ Come, poor OwO babe. -UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, >_> but nyot uWu bewiev'd, x3 the ;;w;; spiwits ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< dead -^-^ May UwU wawk ;;w;; again. ;;w;; If xDD such ^.^ thing be, >w< thy mothew -Appeaw'd to ;;w;; me >w< wast ^w^ nyight; fow ^w^ nye'ew UwU was dweam -^w^ So ^.^ wike :3 a xDD waking. ;;w;; To ;;w;; me x3 comes :3 a x3 cweatuwe, -Sometimes her >_> head on one x3 side x3 some ;;w;; anyothew- -UwU I >_< nyevew saw :3 a vessel of ^.^ wike >_> sowwow, -^w^ So :3 fiww'd ÚwÚ and UwU so :3 becoming; uWu in puwe ^-^ white wobes, -Wike xDD vewy ;;w;; sanctity, ^.^ she uWu did appwoach -OwO My UwU cabin :3 whewe UwU I way; thrice uWu bow'd >w< befowe OwO me; -^.^ And, gasping to x3 begin x3 some ;;w;; speech, her eyes -^w^ Became >w< two spouts; x3 the UwU fuwy >_< spent, :3 anyon -Did ÚwÚ this bweak from >_< hew: x3 'Good >_> Antigonyus, -Since fate, OwO against >w< thy xDD bettew uWu disposition, ->_< Hath UwU made >w< thy ÚwÚ pewson fow x3 the ^w^ thwowew-out -Of x3 my poor ^w^ babe, accowding to ^.^ thinye ;;w;; oath, -OwO Pwaces wemote enough OwO awe uWu in ;;w;; Bohemia, ->_> Thewe >_> weep, ÚwÚ and OwO weave >w< it :33 cwying; x3 and, fow x3 the >w< babe -Is :3 counted wost fow ever, Pewdita -UwU I :33 pwithee ^-^ caww't. For ÚwÚ this x3 ungentwe business, ->_> Put on uWu thee ^.^ by x3 my uWu wowd, xDD thou ^w^ nye'ew shalt >_> see -x3 Thy >w< wife ^-^ Pauwinya more.' >_> so, with :33 shwieks, -:33 She mewted x3 into air. OwO Affwighted ÚwÚ much, -UwU I uWu did uWu in time ^w^ cowwect myself, ÚwÚ and xDD thought -This UwU was UwU so ÚwÚ and nyo >_< swumbew. :3 Dweams OwO awe ^w^ toys; -Yet, fow ÚwÚ this ^w^ once, >w< yea, ;;w;; supewstitiouswy, -UwU I xDD wiww be squar'd ^.^ by UwU this. UwU I UwU do ^-^ bewieve -^-^ Hewmionye hath ^w^ suffew'd UwU death, ÚwÚ and :3 that -Apollo :3 wouwd, ÚwÚ this ^.^ being ÚwÚ indeed x3 the x3 issue -Of ^w^ King ÚwÚ Powixenyes, >w< it >_> shouwd OwO hewe be :33 waid, -^-^ Eithew fow >w< wife ow UwU death, ;;w;; upon x3 the ^.^ eawth -Of OwO its >w< wight :33 fathew. Bwossom, ^w^ speed uWu thee OwO weww! -[Laying down x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] ->_> Thewe wie, ÚwÚ and there >w< thy uWu chawactew; there these -[Laying down :3 a bundwe] ->_< Which may, >_> if :3 fowtunye please, both breed ÚwÚ thee, pretty, -xDD And still xDD west ÚwÚ thinye. uWu The x3 stowm UwU begins. OwO Poow :3 wwetch, -:33 That fow >w< thy ;;w;; mothew's ;;w;; fauwt awt OwO thus >_> expos'd -;;w;; To ^-^ woss ÚwÚ and >_> what OwO may x3 fowwow! UwU Weep UwU I cannot, -OwO But x3 my >_< heawt ^w^ bweeds; ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ accuws'd ^w^ am UwU I -;;w;; To be ^.^ by ^-^ oath ^w^ enjoin'd to UwU this. >_< Faweweww! -uWu The day uWu fwowns ^.^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. ^w^ Thou'wt ^.^ wike to uWu have -^-^ A :3 wuwwaby ^w^ too ^-^ wough; UwU I >_< nyevew saw -uWu The heavens UwU so dim ^.^ by x3 day. [Noise of OwO hunt ;;w;; within] ^-^ A x3 savage -clamour! -Weww OwO may UwU I get aboard! This >_> is x3 the ^-^ chase; -UwU I ^w^ am >_> gonye fow ever. UwU Exit, xDD puwsued ^.^ by :3 a UwU beaw - -Entew >w< an ;;w;; owd ^.^ SHEPHEWD - -UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I ^.^ wouwd there :3 wewe nyo age ^-^ between ;;w;; ten ÚwÚ and >w< thwee ÚwÚ and -twenty, ow :3 that :33 youth ^.^ wouwd :33 sweep x3 out x3 the rest; fow there >_> is ->_< nyothing uWu in x3 the ^-^ between >_> but UwU getting UwU wenches with child, wwonging -x3 the ancientwy, x3 steawing, >w< fighting- >_< [Howns] ^.^ Hawk xDD you >_< nyow! Wouwd -xDD any >_> but these ÚwÚ boiw'd brains of nineteen ÚwÚ and >w< two ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty OwO hunt -ÚwÚ this :33 weathew? ^-^ They uWu have x3 scaw'd OwO away >w< two of x3 my best ;;w;; sheep, which UwU I -feaw x3 the OwO wowf xDD wiww :33 soonyew find than x3 the master. ;;w;; If xDD any :3 whewe UwU I -uWu have ÚwÚ them, UwU 'tis ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ sea-side, browsing of ivy. ^-^ Good wuck, UwU an't -be >w< thy will! >_> What uWu have ^.^ we hewe? ^.^ [Taking x3 up x3 the ;;w;; chiwd] ^w^ Mewcy -on's, :3 a bawnye! ^-^ A xDD vewy OwO pwetty bawnye. ^-^ A ;;w;; boy ow :3 a child, UwU I wonder? ^-^ A -OwO pwetty onye; :3 a xDD vewy OwO pwetty UwU onye- x3 suwe, x3 some scape. ;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am nyot -^.^ bookish, yet UwU I ^.^ can ^w^ wead waiting-gentwewoman uWu in x3 the scape. This ->_> has :33 been x3 some staiw-wowk, x3 some x3 twunk-wowk, x3 some behind-doow-wowk; -;;w;; they :3 wewe warmer :3 that ^w^ got ÚwÚ this than x3 the poor ^.^ thing >_> is hewe. I'll -OwO take >w< it x3 up fow pity; yet I'll ^.^ tawwy >w< tiww x3 my >_< son >_< come; ^.^ he halloo'd ->_> but even now. ;;w;; Whoa-ho-hoa! - -Entew CWOWN - -uWu CWOWN. Hiwwoa, loa! -UwU SHEPHEWD. What, awt UwU so ;;w;; nyeaw? ;;w;; If thou'lt >_> see :3 a ^.^ thing to tawk on when -xDD thou awt >_< dead ÚwÚ and ^.^ wotten, come hithew. >_> What UwU aiw'st UwU thou, man? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I uWu have :3 seen >w< two xDD such >_> sights, ^.^ by sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ by wand! OwO But UwU I ^w^ am -nyot to >_> say >w< it >_> is :3 a :33 sea, fow >w< it >_> is nyow x3 the >w< sky; betwixt x3 the -UwU fiwmament ÚwÚ and >w< it xDD you ;;w;; cannyot thwust :3 a uWu bodkin's point. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Why, ^-^ boy, >w< how >_> is :33 it? -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you uWu did >_> but >_> see >w< how >w< it chafes, >w< how >w< it ^w^ wages, >w< how >w< it -UwU takes x3 up x3 the shore! OwO But ^w^ that's nyot to x3 the point. >_< O, x3 the UwU most -^.^ piteous cwy of x3 the poor :33 souws! Sometimes to >_> see 'em, ÚwÚ and nyot to ->_> see >w< 'em; nyow x3 the ship :3 bowing x3 the ;;w;; moon with her >_> mainmast, ÚwÚ and :3 anyon -^.^ swawwowed with >_< yeast ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwoth, >_< as you'd thwust :3 a cowk x3 into :3 a -;;w;; hogshead. xDD And xDD then fow x3 the ÚwÚ wand service- to >_> see >w< how x3 the UwU beaw >w< towe -x3 out :33 his shouwdew-bonye; >w< how ^.^ he cried to ;;w;; me fow hewp, ÚwÚ and uWu said :33 his -xDD nyame UwU was >_> Antigonyus, :3 a xDD nyobweman! OwO But to >_< make >w< an >w< end of x3 the ^w^ ship- -to >_> see >w< how x3 the sea OwO fwap-dwagon'd uWu it; >_> but ÚwÚ fiwst, >w< how x3 the poor ->w< souws ;;w;; woawed, ÚwÚ and x3 the sea mock'd OwO them; ÚwÚ and >w< how x3 the poor ÚwÚ gentweman -;;w;; woawed, ÚwÚ and x3 the UwU beaw mock'd :3 him, both xDD woawing :33 woudew than x3 the sea -ow weather. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Nyame of mercy, when UwU was uWu this, boy? -uWu CWOWN. >_> Nyow, >_< nyow; UwU I uWu have nyot wink'd xDD since UwU I saw these sights; x3 the -;;w;; men OwO awe nyot yet UwU cowd :33 undew >_< watew, nor x3 the UwU beaw half ÚwÚ din'd on x3 the -gentleman; uWu he's uWu at >w< it now. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Wouwd UwU I xDD had :33 been ^.^ by to uWu have :33 hewp'd x3 the ;;w;; owd ;;w;; man! -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD you xDD had :33 been ^.^ by x3 the ÚwÚ ship-side, to uWu have :33 hewp'd >w< hew; -there x3 youw xDD chawity ^.^ wouwd uWu have wack'd footing. -UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD Heavy mattews, x3 heavy >_> mattews! OwO But wook uWu thee UwU hewe, uWu boy. -Now ;;w;; bwess xDD thysewf; xDD thou met'st with ^.^ things ÚwÚ dying, UwU I with ^.^ things -nyew-bown. >_> Hewe's :3 a ^.^ sight fow ÚwÚ thee; wook ÚwÚ thee, :3 a >_> beawing-cwoth fow -:3 a OwO squiwe's >_> chiwd! Wook uWu thee ^.^ hewe; OwO take up, OwO take up, ^.^ boy; open't. -So, >_> wet's >_> see- >w< it UwU was told ;;w;; me UwU I >_> shouwd be rich ^.^ by x3 the faiwies. -This >_> is x3 some changeling. Open't. x3 What's :33 within, boy? -uWu CWOWN. uWu You'we :3 a UwU made ;;w;; owd xDD man; >_> if x3 the :3 sins of x3 youw :33 youth OwO awe -:3 fowgiven UwU you, ÚwÚ you'we weww to wive. UwU Gowd! aww gowd! -UwU SHEPHEWD. This >_> is ;;w;; faiwy ^.^ gowd, ^-^ boy, ÚwÚ and 'twill ^-^ pwuv :3 so. Up ^-^ with't, ->_< keep >w< it uWu cwose. x3 Home, ^.^ home, x3 the :3 nyext >_< way! We OwO awe :3 wucky, ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ and -to be UwU so still uWu wequiwes >_< nyothing >_> but >w< secwecy. Let x3 my sheep ÚwÚ go. -^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good ^-^ boy, x3 the :3 nyext uWu way >_> home. -uWu CWOWN. Go xDD you x3 the :3 nyext uWu way with x3 youw findings. I'll OwO go >_> see >_> if x3 the -UwU beaw be >_> gonye from x3 the gentweman, ÚwÚ and >w< how much ^.^ he hath >w< eaten. ^-^ They -OwO awe >_< nyevew curst >_> but when ;;w;; they OwO awe :3 hungwy. ;;w;; If there be xDD any of ^.^ him -uWu weft, I'll ^.^ buwy :3 it. -UwU SHEPHEWD. >w< That's :3 a ÚwÚ good UwU deed. ;;w;; If xDD thou :33 mayest discewn ^.^ by :3 that which ->_> is left of ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :3 fetch ;;w;; me to x3 th' ^.^ sight of ^.^ him. -uWu CWOWN. OwO Mawwy, xDD wiww x3 I; ÚwÚ and xDD you UwU shaww OwO hewp to put ^.^ him :33 i' x3 th' :33 gwound. -UwU SHEPHEWD. 'Tis :3 a ^-^ wucky ^-^ day, ^.^ boy; ÚwÚ and we'll UwU do ÚwÚ good >_< deeds ^.^ on't. -Exeunt - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT :33 IV. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. - -Entew TIME, x3 the CHORUS - -TIME. I, :3 that uWu pwease some, >_> twy all, both joy ÚwÚ and tewwow -Of ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bad, :3 that x3 makes ÚwÚ and ^.^ unfowds error, -Now OwO take ;;w;; upon uWu me, uWu in x3 the xDD nyame of Time, -;;w;; To use x3 my xDD wings. ;;w;; Impute >w< it nyot :3 a crime -;;w;; To ;;w;; me ow x3 my UwU swift uWu passage :3 that UwU I >w< swide -^w^ O'ew :33 sixteen years, ÚwÚ and OwO weave x3 the gwowth :3 untwied -Of :3 that uWu wide ^w^ gap, xDD since >w< it >_> is uWu in x3 my pow'w -;;w;; To >_> o'ewthwow waw, ÚwÚ and uWu in one x3 sewf-bown >_> houw -;;w;; To plant ÚwÚ and ^w^ o'ewwhewm custom. Let ;;w;; me pass -uWu The same UwU I am, ere ancient'st order UwU was -:33 Ow >_> what >_> is nyow ^.^ weceiv'd. UwU I >_> witnyess to -uWu The times :3 that ^.^ bwought them UwU in; UwU so UwU shaww UwU I UwU do -;;w;; To x3 th' freshest ^.^ things nyow reigning, ÚwÚ and >_< make ÚwÚ stawe -uWu The gwistewing of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ pwesent, >_< as x3 my xDD tawe -Now ;;w;; seems to :3 it. uWu Youw uWu patience ÚwÚ this x3 awwowing, -UwU I turn x3 my gwass, ÚwÚ and UwU give x3 my scene xDD such >_< gwowing -;;w;; As xDD you xDD had slept between. :3 Weontes x3 weaving- -xDD Th' UwU effects of :33 his fond jeawousies UwU so :3 gwieving -:33 That ^.^ he x3 shuts x3 up himself- imagine uWu me, -^w^ Gentwe ÚwÚ spectatows, :3 that UwU I nyow OwO may be -^w^ In >w< faiw Bohemia; ÚwÚ and remember weww -UwU I ^w^ mention'd :3 a >_< son ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 King's, which OwO Fwowizew -UwU I nyow xDD nyame to uWu you; ÚwÚ and with ^w^ speed UwU so >_> pace -;;w;; To speak of uWu Pewdita, nyow grown uWu in xDD gwace ->_< Equaw with wond'ring. >_> What of her xDD ensues -UwU I ÚwÚ wist nyot prophesy; >_> but wet ÚwÚ Time's nyews -^w^ Be ÚwÚ knyown when UwU 'tis ^.^ bwought forth. ^-^ A shepherd's ^w^ daughtew, -xDD And >_> what to her adhewes, which xDD fowwows after, -Is x3 th' :33 awgument of OwO Time. Of ÚwÚ this >_< awwow, -;;w;; If OwO evew xDD you uWu have xDD spent time xDD wowse ere >_< nyow; -;;w;; If ;;w;; nyevew, yet :3 that ^-^ Time >_< himsewf xDD doth >_> say ->w< He wishes eawnyestwy xDD you >_< nyevew may. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. -OwO Bohemia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of POWIXENyES - -Entew POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; CAMIWWO - -POWIXENyES. UwU I pray ÚwÚ thee, ÚwÚ good Camillo, be nyo ^.^ mowe :33 impowtunyate: UwU 'tis -:3 a sicknyess :33 denying uWu thee >_< anything; :3 a :33 death to gwant UwU this. -uWu CAMIWWO. ^.^ It >_> is >_< fifteen years xDD since UwU I saw x3 my country; ^w^ though UwU I uWu have -fow x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ pawt :33 been OwO aiwed >_> abwoad, UwU I ^.^ desiwe to uWu way x3 my bones -:33 thewe. :33 Besides, x3 the penitent OwO King, x3 my ^.^ mastew, hath sent fow OwO me; -to x3 whose :33 feewing ^w^ sowwows UwU I ^w^ might be x3 some x3 awway, ow UwU I ÚwÚ o'ewween to -think >_> so, which >_> is anyothew ^w^ spuw to x3 my departure. -POWIXENyES. ;;w;; As xDD thou >_> wov'st uWu me, Camillo, xDD wipe nyot x3 out x3 the xDD west of >w< thy ->_< sewvices ^.^ by xDD weaving ;;w;; me now. uWu The >_< nyeed UwU I uWu have of uWu thee ^.^ thinye UwU own -xDD goodnyess hath >_> made. uWu Bettew nyot to uWu have xDD had uWu thee than OwO thus to ^.^ want -ÚwÚ thee; UwU thou, xDD having UwU made ;;w;; me businyesses which >_< nyonye ^-^ without uWu thee ^.^ can -sufficiently manyage, ^w^ must xDD eithew xDD stay to :33 execute them ;;w;; thysewf, ow -OwO take OwO away with uWu thee x3 the xDD vewy >_< sewvices xDD thou x3 hast donye; which >_> if UwU I -uWu have nyot enough considered- >_< as ^w^ too much UwU I cannot- to be ^.^ mowe ->w< thankfuw to uWu thee UwU shaww be x3 my ;;w;; study; ÚwÚ and x3 my pwofit thewein x3 the -heaping ^-^ fwiendships. Of :3 that uWu fataw countwy x3 Siciwia, ^.^ pwithee, -speak nyo mowe; x3 whose xDD vewy OwO nyaming x3 punyishes ;;w;; me with x3 the wemembwance -of :3 that penitent, >_< as xDD thou caww'st :3 him, ÚwÚ and >_< weconciwed OwO king, x3 my -bwothew; x3 whose ^-^ woss of :33 his UwU most >_< pwecious >_< queen ÚwÚ and x3 chiwdwen OwO awe -even nyow to be ^w^ afwesh lamented. x3 Say to uWu me, when ^w^ saw'st xDD thou x3 the -Prince Fwowizew, x3 my uWu son? >_< Kings OwO awe nyo less >_< unhappy, uWu theiw x3 issue -nyot ^.^ being ^w^ gwacious, than ;;w;; they OwO awe uWu in losing them when ;;w;; they uWu have -appwuvd uWu theiw virtues. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, >w< it >_> is >w< thwee OwO days xDD since UwU I saw x3 the UwU Pwince. >_> What :33 his -uWu happiew affairs OwO may be OwO awe to ;;w;; me unknown; >_> but UwU I uWu have missingwy -noted ^.^ he >_> is of wate much :3 wetiwed from xDD couwt, ÚwÚ and >_> is less fwequent -to :33 his princely ^w^ exewcises than formerly ^.^ he hath OwO appeawed. -POWIXENyES. UwU I uWu have considewed UwU so ÚwÚ much, Camillo, ÚwÚ and with x3 some care, -UwU so uWu faw :3 that UwU I uWu have eyes :33 undew x3 my OwO sewvice which wook ;;w;; upon :33 his -removedness; from ÚwÚ whom UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ this ^w^ intewwigence, :3 that ^.^ he >_> is -seldom from x3 the ;;w;; house of :3 a UwU most homewy >_> shephewd- :3 a ^w^ man, ;;w;; they say, -:3 that from xDD vewy uWu nyothing, ÚwÚ and ^w^ beyond x3 the xDD imaginyation of :33 his -ÚwÚ nyeighbouws, >_> is grown x3 into >w< an unspeakabwe estate. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I uWu have ^-^ heawd, ^w^ siw, of xDD such :3 a ^w^ man, who hath :3 a daughter of -UwU most OwO wawe note. uWu The wepowt of her >_> is >_< extended ^.^ mowe than ^.^ can be -xDD thought to x3 begin from xDD such :3 a x3 cottage. -POWIXENyES. >w< That's >_< wikewise ÚwÚ pawt of x3 my intelligence; but, UwU I ;;w;; feaw, x3 the -:3 angwe :3 that OwO pwucks UwU ouw >_< son xDD thithew. ^.^ Thou shalt ;;w;; accompany >_> us to x3 the -pwace; :3 whewe ^.^ we :33 wiww, nyot appearing >_> what ^.^ we awe, uWu have x3 some -;;w;; question with x3 the >w< shephewd; from x3 whose simplicity UwU I think >w< it nyot -:33 unyeasy to get x3 the cause of x3 my ÚwÚ son's xDD wesowt xDD thithew. UwU Pwithee be x3 my -xDD pwesent ;;w;; pawtnyew uWu in ÚwÚ this business, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 aside x3 the >_< thoughts of ->_< Siciwia. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ^w^ wiwwingwy UwU obey x3 youw >_> command. -POWIXENyES. OwO My best ^w^ Camiwwo! We ^w^ must xDD disguise uWu ouwsewves. -Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. -OwO Bohemia. ^-^ A woad nyeaw x3 the SHEPHEWD'S >_< cottage - -Entew AUTOLYCUS, >_< singing - -x3 When daffodiws x3 begin to peer, -With ^-^ heigh! x3 the >_< doxy uvw x3 the x3 dawe, -Why, xDD then x3 comes uWu in x3 the x3 sweet ^.^ o' x3 the >w< yeaw, -For x3 the red :3 bwood OwO weigns uWu in x3 the winter's xDD pawe. - -uWu The ^-^ white >w< sheet >_> bweaching on x3 the ÚwÚ hedge, -With ^-^ heigh! x3 the x3 sweet :33 biwds, >_< O, >w< how ;;w;; they sing! -^-^ Doth uWu set x3 my xDD pugging ^.^ tooth on >_> edge, -For :3 a quawt of OwO awe >_> is :3 a ^w^ dish fow :3 a king. - -uWu The wawk, :3 that tirra-lirra chants, -With ^-^ heigh! with ^-^ heigh! x3 the >w< thwush ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD jay, -^w^ Awe ^-^ summew songs fow ;;w;; me ÚwÚ and x3 my ^-^ aunts, -While ^.^ we >_< wie ^.^ tumbwing uWu in x3 the hay. - -UwU I uWu have sewv'd Prince Fwowizew, ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 my time ÚwÚ wowe xDD thwee-piwe; ->_> but nyow UwU I ^w^ am x3 out of service. - -OwO But UwU shaww UwU I OwO go mouwn fow :3 that, x3 my ^w^ deaw? -uWu The pawe ;;w;; moon uWu shinyes ^.^ by ^w^ nyight; -xDD And when UwU I >w< wandew OwO hewe ÚwÚ and thewe, -UwU I xDD then UwU do UwU most OwO go ÚwÚ wight. - -;;w;; If ^-^ tinkews OwO may uWu have OwO weave to x3 wive, -xDD And UwU beaw x3 the :33 sow-skin OwO budget, -UwU Then x3 my :33 account UwU I weww OwO may UwU give -xDD And uWu in x3 the stocks OwO avouch :3 it. - -OwO My UwU twaffic >_> is ^.^ sheets; when x3 the ^w^ kite buiwds, wook to wessew linen. -OwO My >w< fathew nyam'd ;;w;; me :3 Autowycus; who, x3 being, UwU I >_< as am, wittew'd :33 undew ->_< Mewcuwy, UwU was >_< wikewise :3 a :3 snyappew-up of unconsidered UwU twifwes. With -^-^ die ÚwÚ and dwab UwU I >w< puwchas'd ÚwÚ this ^.^ capawison; ÚwÚ and x3 my >_> wevenyue >_> is x3 the -x3 siwwy-cheat. Gallows ÚwÚ and :3 knyock OwO awe ^w^ too powerful on x3 the xDD highway; -beating ÚwÚ and >_< hanging OwO awe terrors to OwO me; fow x3 the >w< wife to come, UwU I -:33 sweep x3 out x3 the xDD thought of :3 it. ^-^ A prize! :3 a prize! - -Entew CWOWN - -uWu CWOWN. Let ;;w;; me OwO see: every ^.^ 'weven xDD wethew tods; every tod yiewds ;;w;; pound -ÚwÚ and >w< odd ^w^ shiwwing; >_< fifteen :3 hundwed OwO shown, >_> what x3 comes x3 the wool to? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If x3 the ^-^ spwinge OwO howd, x3 the ^-^ cock's ^w^ minye. -uWu CWOWN. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot UwU do 't ^-^ without >_> countews. Let ;;w;; me OwO see: >_> what ^w^ am UwU I to -UwU buy fow UwU ouw sheep-shearing feast? Thwee ;;w;; pound of sugaw, five -;;w;; pound of >_> cuwwants, wice- >_> what xDD wiww ÚwÚ this :3 sistew of >_< minye UwU do with -rice? OwO But x3 my >w< fathew hath UwU made her mistwess of x3 the OwO feast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she -ways >w< it :3 on. :33 She hath UwU made ;;w;; me fouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twenty :33 nyosegays fow x3 the ->_> sheawews- >_> thwee-man x3 song-men all, ÚwÚ and xDD vewy ÚwÚ good :33 onyes; >_> but ;;w;; they -OwO awe UwU most of them means ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bases; >_> but one Puritan amongst ÚwÚ them, -ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ sings ;;w;; psawms to >w< hownpipes. UwU I ^w^ must uWu have x3 saffwon to colour -x3 the wawden OwO pies; UwU mace; dates- nyonye, ^w^ that's x3 out of x3 my UwU nyote; -nutmegs, seven; race ow >w< two of :3 gingew, >_> but :3 that UwU I OwO may :33 beg; fouw -;;w;; pound of prunes, ÚwÚ and >_< as UwU many of ÚwÚ waisins ^.^ o' x3 th' OwO sun. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. x3 [Gwuvwwing on x3 the ground] x3 O :3 that OwO evew UwU I UwU was uWu bown! -uWu CWOWN. xDD I' x3 th' xDD nyame of me! -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, OwO hewp uWu me, OwO hewp me! Pluck >_> but x3 off these ^w^ wags; ÚwÚ and >w< then, -UwU death, ;;w;; death! -uWu CWOWN. xDD Awack, poor souw! xDD thou x3 hast >_< nyeed of ^.^ mowe rags to uWu way on -ÚwÚ thee, rather than uWu have these off. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. x3 O ^w^ siw, x3 the UwU woathsomenyess of them ^-^ offend ;;w;; me ^.^ mowe than x3 the -^.^ stwipes UwU I uWu have UwU weceived, which OwO awe ^-^ mighty ^-^ onyes ÚwÚ and OwO miwwions. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, poor ;;w;; man! :3 a miwwion of beating OwO may come to :3 a great -:3 mattew. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ am robb'd, ^w^ siw, ÚwÚ and beaten; x3 my monyey ÚwÚ and apparel >_> ta'en -from uWu me, ÚwÚ and these ^.^ detestabwe ^.^ things put ;;w;; upon x3 me. -uWu CWOWN. What, ^.^ by :3 a horseman ow :3 a OwO footman? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ A :3 footman, x3 sweet ^w^ siw, :3 a xDD footman. -uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, ^.^ he >_> shouwd be :3 a :3 footman, ^.^ by x3 the xDD gawments ^.^ he >_> has left -with ÚwÚ thee; >_> if ÚwÚ this be :3 a ÚwÚ howseman's uWu coat, >w< it hath :3 seen xDD vewy :3 hot -service. uWu Wend ;;w;; me >w< thy uWu hand, I'll OwO hewp thee. ^.^ Come, xDD wend ;;w;; me >w< thy ->w< hand. [Helping ^.^ him >_< up] -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, tenderly, :3 O! -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Awas, poor souw! -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, softly, ÚwÚ good siw; UwU I ;;w;; feaw, ^w^ siw, x3 my shoulder -^.^ bwade >_> is OwO out. -uWu CWOWN. How >_< nyow! ÚwÚ Canst stand? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Softly, uWu deaw ^w^ siw UwU [Picks :33 his xDD pocket]; ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, ^w^ softwy. ->_> You UwU ha' donye ;;w;; me :3 a x3 chawitabwe ^w^ office. -uWu CWOWN. uWu Dost ^.^ wack xDD any monyey? UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD wittwe monyey fow thee. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good x3 sweet siw; no, UwU I :33 beseech UwU you, sir. UwU I uWu have :3 a -kinsman nyot x3 past >w< thwee quarters of :3 a miwe hence, >w< unto ÚwÚ whom UwU I UwU was -;;w;; going; UwU I UwU shaww there uWu have monyey ow ;;w;; anything UwU I :33 want. Offer ;;w;; me nyo -monyey, UwU I pray uWu you; :3 that :33 kiwws x3 my ;;w;; heawt. -uWu CWOWN. >_> What ^w^ mannyew of fewwow UwU was ^.^ he :3 that wobb'd you? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ A fewwow, ^w^ siw, :3 that UwU I uWu have ÚwÚ knyown to OwO go about with -troll-my-dames; UwU I UwU knyew ^.^ him >_> once :3 a xDD sewvant of x3 the UwU Pwince. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot -uWu teww, ÚwÚ good ^w^ siw, fow which of :33 his uWu viwtues >w< it UwU was, >_> but ^.^ he UwU was -:3 cewtainwy x3 whipt x3 out of x3 the >_< couwt. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ His UwU vices, xDD you ^.^ wouwd say; there's nyo viwtue x3 whipt x3 out of x3 the ->_< couwt. ^-^ They :3 chewish >w< it to >_< make >w< it xDD stay uWu thewe; ÚwÚ and yet >w< it xDD wiww nyo -^.^ mowe >_> but UwU abide. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. x3 Vices, UwU I ^.^ wouwd say, sir. UwU I ^.^ knyow ÚwÚ this x3 man well; ^.^ he hath -:33 been xDD since >w< an ape-bearer; xDD then :3 a pwocess-sewvew, :3 a UwU baiwiff; xDD then -^.^ he ^.^ compass'd :3 a >_> motion of x3 the :3 Pwodigaw UwU Son, ÚwÚ and mawwied :3 a tinker's ->w< wife within :3 a miwe :3 whewe x3 my ÚwÚ wand ÚwÚ and UwU wiving >w< wies; x3 and, xDD having -fwown uvw UwU many knavish xDD pwofessions, ^.^ he ^-^ settwed >w< onwy uWu in wogue. -;;w;; Some caww ^.^ him Autowycus. -uWu CWOWN. UwU Out ;;w;; upon x3 him! ;;w;; pwig, fow x3 my :3 wife, pwig! >w< He haunts wakes, -ÚwÚ faiws, ÚwÚ and bear-baitings. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Very ^-^ twue, siw; xDD he, ^w^ siw, he; ^w^ that's x3 the ;;w;; wogue :3 that put -;;w;; me x3 into ÚwÚ this ^-^ appawew. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a ^.^ mowe >w< cowawdwy ;;w;; wogue uWu in aww Bohemia; >_> if xDD you xDD had >_> but ->_> wook'd big ÚwÚ and spit uWu at :3 him, >w< he'd uWu have wun. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ must x3 confess to UwU you, ^w^ siw, UwU I ^w^ am nyo fighter; UwU I ^w^ am UwU fawse -of >_< heawt :3 that :3 way, ÚwÚ and :3 that ^.^ he knew, UwU I :33 wawwant ^.^ him. -uWu CWOWN. How UwU do xDD you ^.^ nyow? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ÚwÚ Sweet ^w^ siw, much xDD bettew than UwU I OwO was; UwU I ^.^ can stand ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawk. -UwU I xDD wiww even OwO take x3 my OwO weave of xDD you ÚwÚ and >_> pace softly uWu towawds x3 my ->_< kinsman's. -uWu CWOWN. Shall UwU I ;;w;; bwing uWu thee on x3 the >w< way? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Nyo, :3 good-fac'd siw; no, x3 sweet sir. -uWu CWOWN. UwU Then ^-^ fawe uWu thee well. UwU I ^w^ must OwO go UwU buy spices fow UwU ouw -sheep-sheawing. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :33 Pwospew UwU you, x3 sweet sir! uWu Exit CWOWN -uWu Youw >_< puwse >_> is nyot :3 hot enough to puwchase x3 youw spice. I'll be with -xDD you uWu at x3 youw sheep-shearing UwU too. ;;w;; If UwU I >_< make nyot ÚwÚ this cheat ;;w;; bwing -x3 out another, ÚwÚ and x3 the shearers ^-^ pwuv ;;w;; sheep, wet ;;w;; me be unwoww'd, -ÚwÚ and x3 my xDD nyame put uWu in x3 the ^w^ book of >_> viwtue! -OwO [Sings] -Jog ;;w;; on, jog ;;w;; on, x3 the xDD footpath :3 way, -xDD And ÚwÚ mewwiwy uWu hent x3 the OwO stiwe-a; -^-^ A ^.^ mewwy >_< heawt xDD goes aww x3 the ^-^ day, -uWu Youw >_> sad tires uWu in :3 a miwe-a. uWu Exit - - - - ->w< SCENyE :33 IV. -OwO Bohemia. uWu The SHEPHEWD'S >_< cottage - -Entew FWOWIZEW ÚwÚ and ^.^ PEWDITA - -x3 FWOWIZEW. ;;w;; These x3 youw >_< unyusuaw UwU weeds to >_< each ÚwÚ pawt of xDD you -Do UwU give :3 a life- nyo shepherdess, >_> but >w< Fwowa -Peering uWu in :3 Apwiw's front. This x3 youw sheep-shearing -Is >_< as :3 a meeting of x3 the petty uWu gods, -xDD And xDD you x3 the xDD Queen ^.^ on't. -OwO PEWDITA. UwU Siw, x3 my >_> gwacious uWu wowd, -;;w;; To UwU chide uWu at x3 youw extwemes >w< it nyot x3 becomes me- ->_< O, UwU pawdon :3 that UwU I xDD nyame >w< them! uWu Youw xDD high ;;w;; sewf, -uWu The >_> gwacious mark ^.^ o' x3 th' land, xDD you uWu have ^w^ obscuw'd -With :3 a uWu swain's wearing; ÚwÚ and uWu me, poor ^-^ wowwy ;;w;; maid, -:3 Most >_< goddess-wike ^-^ pwank'd :33 up. OwO But :3 that UwU ouw feasts -^w^ In every UwU mess uWu have >_> fowwy, ÚwÚ and x3 the feeders -^-^ Digest >w< it with :3 a ^-^ custom, UwU I >_> shouwd bwush -;;w;; To >_> see xDD you UwU so >w< attiw'd; swoon, UwU I >_< think, -;;w;; To x3 show mysewf :3 a ÚwÚ gwass. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I ;;w;; bwess x3 the time -x3 When x3 my ÚwÚ good fawcon UwU made her :33 fwight >_> acwoss -x3 Thy father's :33 gwound. -OwO PEWDITA. Now Juv UwU affowd xDD you >w< cause! -;;w;; To ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ diffewence OwO fowges dread; x3 youw :33 gweatnyess ->_< Hath nyot :33 been ;;w;; us'd to ;;w;; feaw. Even nyow UwU I :3 twembwe -;;w;; To think x3 youw ÚwÚ fathew, ^.^ by x3 some :3 accident, -Should pass ÚwÚ this :3 way, >_< as xDD you ^.^ did. >_< O, x3 the ^-^ Fates! -How ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he wook to >_> see :33 his work, UwU so noble, -Vilely bound uWu up? >_> What ^.^ wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ say? :33 Ow >w< how -Should I, uWu in these x3 my bowwowed UwU fwaunts, behowd -uWu The x3 stewnnyess of :33 his presence? -x3 FWOWIZEW. x3 Appwehend -Nyothing >_> but jollity. uWu The gods ^.^ themsewves, -ÚwÚ Humbwing uWu theiw >_< deities to xDD wuv, uWu have :33 taken -uWu The >w< shapes of x3 beasts ;;w;; upon ^w^ them: Jupiter -^w^ Became :3 a uWu buww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bewwow'd; x3 the green Nyeptunye -^-^ A :33 wam ÚwÚ and bweated; ÚwÚ and x3 the ;;w;; fiwe-wob'd ^.^ god, -Gowden Apollo, :3 a poor humble x3 swain, -;;w;; As UwU I xDD seem now. ^-^ Theiw x3 twansfowmations -^.^ Wewe >_< nyevew fow :3 a ^.^ piece of beauty UwU wawew, -x3 Nyow uWu in :3 a uWu way UwU so chaste, xDD since x3 my desiwes -OwO Wun nyot >w< befowe >_< minye honyouw, nor x3 my wusts -Burn >w< hottew than x3 my ÚwÚ faith. -OwO PEWDITA. >_< O, but, ^w^ siw, -uWu Youw uWu wesowution ;;w;; cannyot howd when UwU 'tis -Oppos'd, >_< as >w< it ^w^ must be, ^.^ by x3 th' pow'w of x3 the ;;w;; King. -x3 Onye of these >w< two ^w^ must be x3 nyecessities, ->_< Which xDD then xDD wiww :3 speak, :3 that xDD you ^w^ must change ÚwÚ this xDD puwpose, -:33 Ow UwU I x3 my life. -x3 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Thou deawest uWu Pewdita, -With these ;;w;; fowc'd thoughts, UwU I ^.^ pwithee, dawken nyot -uWu The >_< miwth ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 feast. :33 Ow I'll be xDD thinye, x3 my faiw, -:33 Ow nyot x3 my father's; fow UwU I ;;w;; cannyot be -Mine OwO own, nor ;;w;; anything to uWu any, >_> if -UwU I be nyot ÚwÚ thinye. ;;w;; To ÚwÚ this UwU I ^w^ am UwU most constant, -;;w;; Though ^.^ destiny >_> say >w< nyo. ^w^ Be >_> mewwy, gentle; -^.^ Stwangwe xDD such >_< thoughts >_< as these with xDD any ^.^ thing -:33 That xDD you behowd x3 the >_> whiwe. uWu Youw ;;w;; guests OwO awe :3 coming. -^-^ Wift x3 up x3 youw ^-^ countenyance, >_< as >w< it :3 wewe x3 the day -Of cewebwation of :3 that >w< nyuptiaw which -We >w< two uWu have sworn UwU shaww x3 come. -OwO PEWDITA. x3 O xDD Wady ÚwÚ Fowtunye, -;;w;; Stand xDD you x3 auspicious! -x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 See, x3 youw ;;w;; guests ;;w;; appwoach. -Address >_> youwsewf to entertain them spwightwy, -xDD And >_> wet's be red with mirth. - -Entew x3 SHEPHEWD, with POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and >_> CAMIWWO, OwO disguised; -CLOWN, :33 MOPSA, DOWCAS, with ;;w;; OTHEWS - -UwU SHEPHEWD. OwO Fie, daughter! x3 When x3 my ;;w;; owd >w< wife liv'd, ;;w;; upon -This day ^.^ she UwU was both >_< pantwew, butler, :3 cook; -UwU Both :3 dame ÚwÚ and sewvant; welcom'd aww; sewv'd aww; -Wouwd ^.^ sing her ÚwÚ song ÚwÚ and UwU dance her >_< tuwn; nyow OwO hewe -At >w< uppew >w< end ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ tabwe, nyow :33 i' x3 th' middle; -On :33 his shouwdew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ his; her OwO face ^.^ o' fire -With wabouw, ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ she >_> took to quench >w< it -:33 She ^.^ wouwd to >_< each one sip. >_> You OwO awe ^w^ wetiwed, -;;w;; As >_> if xDD you :3 wewe :3 a feasted one, ÚwÚ and nyot -uWu The hostess of x3 the :3 meeting. >_> Pway xDD you bid -;;w;; These unknown ^w^ fwiends to's ;;w;; wewcome, fow >w< it >_> is -^-^ A uWu way to >_< make >_> us xDD bettew OwO fwiends, ^.^ mowe knyown. -^.^ Come, quench x3 youw bwushes, ÚwÚ and xDD pwesent >_> youwsewf -:33 That which xDD you awe, Mistress ^.^ o' x3 th' Feast. :3 Come ;;w;; on, -xDD And bid >_> us wewcome to x3 youw uWu sheep-sheawing, -;;w;; As x3 youw ÚwÚ good ^.^ fwock UwU shaww OwO pwospew. -OwO PEWDITA. :33 [To POLIXENES] UwU Siw, x3 wewcome. -^.^ It >_> is x3 my father's xDD wiww UwU I >_> shouwd OwO take on ;;w;; me -uWu The hostess-ship ^.^ o' x3 th' x3 day. :33 [To :3 CAMIWWO] -uWu You'we ;;w;; wewcome, sir. -Give ;;w;; me UwU those flow'rs thewe, xDD Dowcas. Wevewend sirs, -For xDD you there's >w< wosemawy ÚwÚ and rue; these >_< keep ->w< Seeming ÚwÚ and savouw aww x3 the winter wong. -Gwace ÚwÚ and wemembwance be to xDD you UwU both! -xDD And wewcome to UwU ouw sheawing. -POWIXENyES. ^-^ Shephewdess- -^-^ A >w< faiw one OwO awe :3 you- weww xDD you ;;w;; fit UwU ouw uWu ages -With flow'rs of winter. -OwO PEWDITA. UwU Siw, x3 the xDD yeaw >_< gwowing ^w^ ancient, -ÚwÚ Nyot yet on :33 summew's :33 death nor on x3 the birth -Of uWu twembwing UwU wintew, x3 the >_> faiwest flow'rs ^.^ o' x3 th' >_< season -^w^ Awe UwU ouw >_< cawnyations ÚwÚ and streak'd giwwyvows, ->_< Which x3 some caww ;;w;; nyatuwe's x3 bastawds. Of :3 that uWu kind -Our rustic >w< gawden's bawwen; ÚwÚ and UwU I :3 cawe nyot -;;w;; To get slips of OwO them. -POWIXENyES. >_> Whewefowe, ^-^ gentwe ^.^ maiden, -Do xDD you >_> nyegwect them? -OwO PEWDITA. For UwU I uWu have heard >w< it uWu said ->_> Thewe >_> is >w< an awt which uWu in uWu theiw xDD piednyess ^-^ shawes -With great creating :33 nyatuwe. -POWIXENyES. x3 Say there be; -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is UwU made xDD bettew ^.^ by nyo >_> mean -OwO But ÚwÚ nyatuwe x3 makes :3 that OwO mean; UwU so uvw :3 that awt ->_< Which xDD you >_> say adds to nyatuwe, >_> is >w< an awt -:33 That ÚwÚ nyatuwe makes. >_> You see, x3 sweet ;;w;; maid, ^.^ we marry -^-^ A gentler ÚwÚ scion to x3 the wildest xDD stock, -xDD And >_< make :33 conceive :3 a >_< bawk of baser uWu kind -^-^ By >w< bud of >w< nyobwew uWu wace. This >_> is >w< an awt ->_< Which does mend ^-^ nyatuwe- change >w< it wathew; >_> but -uWu The awt itsewf >_> is :33 nyatuwe. -OwO PEWDITA. ^w^ So >w< it >w< is. -POWIXENyES. UwU Then >_< make x3 youw >_< gawden rich uWu in giwwyvows, -xDD And UwU do nyot caww them x3 bastawds. -OwO PEWDITA. I'll nyot put -uWu The >_> dibbwe uWu in ^.^ eawth to uWu set one swip of OwO them; -No ^.^ mowe than :3 wewe UwU I painted UwU I ^.^ wouwd ÚwÚ wish -This :33 youth >_> shouwd >_> say >w< 'twewe weww, ÚwÚ and >w< onwy >_< thewefowe -Desire to breed ^.^ by x3 me. >_> Hewe's flow'rs fow xDD you: -Hot wavendew, ^-^ mints, x3 savowy, :33 mawjowam; -uWu The marigold, :3 that xDD goes to x3 bed ÚwÚ wi' x3 th' sun, -xDD And with ^.^ him wises weeping; these OwO awe flow'rs -Of ;;w;; middwe summer, ÚwÚ and UwU I think ;;w;; they OwO awe UwU given -;;w;; To ;;w;; men of ;;w;; middwe age. Y'awe xDD vewy x3 wewcome. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I >_> shouwd OwO weave grazing, :3 wewe UwU I of x3 youw UwU fwock, -xDD And >w< onwy ^w^ wive ^.^ by >_< gazing. -OwO PEWDITA. Out, ^.^ awas! -UwU You'd be UwU so lean :3 that ÚwÚ bwasts of ;;w;; Janyuawy -Wouwd ^w^ bwow xDD you ^w^ thwough ÚwÚ and thwough. >_> Nyow, x3 my UwU faiw'st fwiend, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU I xDD had x3 some flow'rs ^.^ o' x3 th' ^-^ spwing :3 that ^w^ might -Become x3 youw time of day- ÚwÚ and >_< youws, ÚwÚ and >_< youws, -:33 That ^-^ weaw ;;w;; upon x3 youw ;;w;; viwgin ^-^ bwanches yet -uWu Youw xDD maidenheads gwowing. x3 O Proserpina, -Fwom x3 the fwowews nyow :3 that, frighted, xDD thou ÚwÚ wet'st faww -Fwom :33 Dis's >_> waggon!- daffodils, -:33 That come >w< befowe x3 the swawwow x3 dawes, ÚwÚ and OwO take -uWu The >_< winds of March with ^w^ beauty; :33 viowets, dim -OwO But ^w^ sweetew than x3 the wids of :33 Junyo's eyes -:33 Ow Cytherea's breath; pawe primroses, -:33 That ^-^ die >w< unmawwied ere ;;w;; they ^.^ can behowd -Bwight :33 Phoebus uWu in :33 his x3 stwength- :3 a ^w^ mawady -:3 Most :3 incident to >_> maids; bold ^w^ oxwips, ÚwÚ and -uWu The crown-imperial; ^.^ wiwies of aww ^-^ kinds, -uWu The OwO fwow'w-de-wuce ^.^ being onye. >_< O, these UwU I ^.^ wack -;;w;; To >_< make xDD you gawwands :33 of, ÚwÚ and x3 my x3 sweet :33 fwiend -;;w;; To strew ^.^ him ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew! -x3 FWOWIZEW. What, ^.^ wike :3 a corse? -OwO PEWDITA. No; ^.^ wike :3 a ^.^ bank fow wuv to >_< wie ÚwÚ and :33 pway xDD on; -ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ wike :3 a UwU cowse; ow >_> if- nyot to be >_> buwied, -OwO But quick, ÚwÚ and uWu in >_< minye arms. ^.^ Come, OwO take x3 youw OwO fwow'ws. -Methinks UwU I :33 pway >_< as UwU I uWu have :3 seen them UwU do -^w^ In ^w^ Whitsun xDD pastowaws. Sure, ÚwÚ this wobe of >_< minye -ÚwÚ Does change x3 my xDD disposition. -x3 FWOWIZEW. >_> What xDD you UwU do -UwU Stiww ^-^ bettews >_> what >_> is ^-^ donye. x3 When xDD you :3 speak, sweet, -;;w;; I'd uWu have xDD you UwU do >w< it ever. x3 When xDD you ^w^ sing, -;;w;; I'd uWu have xDD you UwU buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww so; UwU so UwU give ^.^ awms; ->_> Pway so; x3 and, fow x3 the ord'ring x3 youw ^-^ affaiws, -;;w;; To ^.^ sing them UwU too. x3 When xDD you UwU do xDD dance, UwU I ÚwÚ wish xDD you -^-^ A x3 wave ^.^ o' x3 th' :33 sea, :3 that xDD you ^w^ might OwO evew UwU do -Nyothing >_> but :33 that; move still, still >_> so, -xDD And UwU own nyo othew >w< function. x3 Each x3 youw >_< doing, -^w^ So singular uWu in >_< each UwU pawticuwaw, ->_> Cwowns >_> what xDD you OwO awe xDD doing uWu in x3 the xDD pwesent uWu deeds, -:33 That aww x3 youw acts OwO awe uWu queens. -OwO PEWDITA. x3 O :3 Dowicwes, -uWu Youw pwaises OwO awe ^w^ too >_> wawge. OwO But :3 that x3 youw youth, -xDD And x3 the true :3 bwood which peeps ^.^ faiwwy >_< thwough't, -Do x3 pwainwy UwU give xDD you x3 out >w< an UwU unstain'd shepherd, -With ^.^ wisdom UwU I ^w^ might ;;w;; feaw, x3 my :3 Dowicwes, ->_> You woo'd ;;w;; me x3 the UwU fawse >_> way. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I think xDD you uWu have -;;w;; As xDD wittwe :3 skiww to feaw >_< as UwU I uWu have OwO puwpose -;;w;; To put xDD you to't. But, >_< come; UwU ouw xDD dance, UwU I pway. -uWu Youw uWu hand, x3 my ÚwÚ Pewdita; UwU so >_> tuwtwes :33 paiw -:33 That >_< nyevew >_> mean to part. -OwO PEWDITA. I'll >_< sweaw fow ^.^ 'em. -POWIXENyES. This >_> is x3 the pwettiest low-born :3 wass :3 that OwO evew -Wan on x3 the gween-swawd; >_< nyothing ^.^ she does ow ;;w;; seems -OwO But >_< smacks of ^-^ something :33 gweatew than herself, -Too x3 nyobwe fow ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -uWu CAMIWWO. >w< He uWu tewws her ^-^ something -:33 That x3 makes her :3 bwood wook OwO out. ^-^ Good sooth, ^.^ she >_> is -uWu The >_< queen of curds ÚwÚ and uWu cweam. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Come ;;w;; on, strike :33 up. -DORCAS. Mopsa ^w^ must be x3 youw mistress; marry, gawwic, -;;w;; To mend her xDD kissing with! -;;w;; MOPSA. >_> Nyow, uWu in ÚwÚ good xDD time! -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a word, :3 a wowd; ^.^ we stand ;;w;; upon UwU ouw mannyews. -^.^ Come, strike :33 up. ^w^ [Music] - -:3 Hewe :3 a UwU dance Of SHEPHEWDS ÚwÚ and x3 SHEPHEWDESSES - -POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ Pway, ÚwÚ good shepherd, >_> what >w< faiw :3 swain >_> is ÚwÚ this ->_< Which :33 dances with x3 youw daughter? -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^-^ They caww ^.^ him :3 Dowicwes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ boasts >_< himsewf -;;w;; To uWu have :3 a ÚwÚ wowthy feeding; >_> but UwU I uWu have >w< it ->_> Upon :33 his UwU own wepowt, ÚwÚ and UwU I ^-^ bewieve >w< it: ->w< He :33 wooks ^.^ wike sooth. >w< He ;;w;; says ^.^ he loves x3 my ;;w;; daughtew; -UwU I think UwU so :3 too; fow >_< nyevew ^.^ gaz'd x3 the ;;w;; moon ->_> Upon x3 the UwU watew >_< as he'ww stand ÚwÚ and wead, -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe x3 my ^w^ daughtew's eyes; x3 and, to be pwain, -UwU I think there >_> is nyot half :3 a :3 kiss to choose -Who loves anyothew >_> best. -POWIXENyES. :33 She :33 dances ^-^ featwy. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^w^ So ^.^ she does xDD any >_> thing; ^w^ though UwU I wepowt >w< it -:33 That >_> shouwd be ^-^ siwent. ;;w;; If xDD young Doricles -Do >w< wight ;;w;; upon hew, ^.^ she UwU shaww ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him :3 that ->_< Which ^.^ he nyot x3 dweams uWu of. - -Entew :3 a SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. x3 O ^.^ mastew, >_> if xDD you uWu did >_> but hear x3 the ^.^ pedwaw uWu at x3 the door, xDD you -^.^ wouwd >_< nyevew UwU dance again ÚwÚ aftew :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and ^w^ pipe; no, x3 the bagpipe -couwd nyot move OwO you. >w< He ^-^ sings sevewaw tunes fastew than you'ww -tell ;;w;; monyey; ^.^ he uttews them >_< as ^.^ he xDD had eaten OwO bawwads, ÚwÚ and aww men's -OwO eaws ^-^ gwew to :33 his >_> tunyes. -uWu CWOWN. >w< He couwd >_< nyevew come uWu bettew; ^.^ he UwU shaww come ^.^ in. UwU I wuv :3 a ->w< bawwad >_> but even ^w^ too weww, >_> if >w< it be dowefuw ;;w;; mattew ÚwÚ mewwiwy uWu set -;;w;; down, ow :3 a xDD vewy >_> pweasant ^.^ thing ÚwÚ indeed ÚwÚ and sung >_< wamentabwy. -SEWVANT. >w< He hath songs fow x3 man ow OwO woman of aww ^-^ sizes; nyo ;;w;; miwwinyew -^.^ can UwU so ;;w;; fit :33 his customews with >_< gwuvs. >w< He >_> has x3 the pwettiest -love-songs fow >_> maids; UwU so ^-^ without ;;w;; bawdwy, which >_> is :3 stwange; with -xDD such xDD dewicate burdens of xDD diwdos ÚwÚ and uWu fadings, ^.^ 'jump her ÚwÚ and ^.^ thump -UwU hew'; ÚwÚ and :3 whewe x3 some stwetch-mouth'd wascaw :3 wouwd, >_< as >w< it uWu wewe, ->_> mean mischief, ÚwÚ and bweak :3 a fouw uWu gap x3 into x3 the >w< mattew, ^.^ he x3 makes x3 the ->_< maid to answew UwU 'Whoop, UwU do ;;w;; me nyo >w< hawm, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ man'- puts ^.^ him ^w^ off, -slights :3 him, with UwU 'Whoop, UwU do ;;w;; me nyo >w< hawm, ÚwÚ good ÚwÚ man.' -POWIXENyES. This >_> is :3 a >_< bwave UwU fewwow. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Bewieve uWu me, xDD thou talkest of >w< an uWu admiwabwe >w< conceited UwU fewwow. -x3 Has ^.^ he xDD any unbraided wares? -SEWVANT. >w< He hath wibbons of aww x3 the cowouws :33 i' x3 th' ÚwÚ wainbow; points, -^.^ mowe than aww x3 the uWu wawyews uWu in >_> Bohemia ^.^ can learnedly handle, ^w^ though -;;w;; they come to ^.^ him ^.^ by x3 th' gross; inkles, UwU caddisses, >_< cambwics, -;;w;; wawns. Why ^.^ he ^-^ sings x3 'em uvw >_< as ;;w;; they :3 wewe gods ow x3 goddesses; xDD you -^.^ wouwd think :3 a ^-^ smock :3 wewe ÚwÚ she-angew, ^.^ he UwU so chants to x3 the -sleeve-hand ÚwÚ and x3 the ^.^ wowk about x3 the square ^.^ on't. -uWu CWOWN. UwU Pwithee ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him UwU in; ÚwÚ and wet ^.^ him appwoach >w< singing. -OwO PEWDITA. Forewarn ^.^ him :3 that ^.^ he use nyo scuwwiwous wowds in's >_> tunyes. -uWu Exit SEWVANT -uWu CWOWN. >_> You uWu have of these >_> pedwaws :3 that uWu have ^.^ mowe uWu in them than you'd ->_< think, sister. -OwO PEWDITA. Ay, ÚwÚ good brother, ow OwO go about to UwU think. - -Entew AUTOLYCUS, xDD Singing - -uWu Wawn >_< as ^-^ white >_< as driven xDD snyow; -OwO Cypwess black >_< as ;;w;; e'ew UwU was cwow; -Gwuvs >_< as x3 sweet >_< as >_< damask woses; -uWu Masks fow faces ÚwÚ and fow x3 nyoses; -Bugwe bwacewet, ^.^ nyeckwace amber, -Perfume fow :3 a >_> wady's ;;w;; chambew; -Gowden >_> quoifs ÚwÚ and >_> stomachews, -For x3 my wads to UwU give uWu theiw deaws; -Pins ÚwÚ and ^w^ poking-sticks of steel- ->_> What ^w^ maids ^.^ wack from >_> head to ÚwÚ heew. -^.^ Come, UwU buy of uWu me, >_< come; come >_> buy, come ^-^ buy; -:3 Buy, >w< wads, ow >_> ewse x3 youw lasses ^-^ cwy. -^.^ Come, uWu buy. - -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If UwU I :3 wewe nyot uWu in wuv with ^.^ Mopsa, xDD thou shouwdst OwO take nyo -monyey of OwO me; >_> but ^.^ being >_> enthwaww'd >_< as UwU I am, >w< it xDD wiww awso be x3 the -:3 bondage of xDD cewtain wibbons ÚwÚ and >_< gwuvs. -;;w;; MOPSA. UwU I UwU was pwomis'd them OwO against x3 the :3 feast; >_> but ;;w;; they come nyot ^w^ too -wate now. -DORCAS. >w< He hath pwomis'd xDD you ^.^ mowe than :3 that, ow there be :3 wiaws. -;;w;; MOPSA. >w< He hath paid xDD you aww ^.^ he pwomis'd OwO you. ^-^ May be ^.^ he >_> has paid xDD you ->_> mowe, which xDD wiww ^-^ shame xDD you to UwU give ^.^ him ;;w;; again. -uWu CWOWN. Is there nyo ^w^ mannyews left ^-^ among uWu maids? Will ;;w;; they ^-^ weaw uWu theiw -;;w;; pwackets :3 whewe ;;w;; they >_> shouwd UwU beaw uWu theiw ^.^ faces? Is there nyot -miwking-time, when xDD you OwO awe x3 going to ^.^ bed, ow kiwn-howe, to whistwe -x3 off these secrets, >_> but xDD you ^w^ must be x3 tittwe-tattwing >w< befowe aww UwU ouw ->_< guests? 'Tis weww ;;w;; they OwO awe whisp'wing. Cwammew x3 youw tongues, ÚwÚ and -nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd more. -;;w;; MOPSA. UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. ^.^ Come, xDD you pwomis'd ;;w;; me :3 a tawdwy-wace, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 paiw -of x3 sweet >_< gwuvs. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Have UwU I nyot told uWu thee >w< how UwU I UwU was OwO cozen'd ^.^ by x3 the :3 way, ÚwÚ and wost -aww x3 my monyey? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD And :33 indeed, ^w^ siw, there OwO awe cozeners abwoad; >_< thewefowe >w< it -behuvs ;;w;; men to be :33 wawy. -uWu CWOWN. Fear nyot UwU thou, xDD man; xDD thou shalt wose >_< nyothing hewe. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I UwU hope >_> so, siw; fow UwU I uWu have about ;;w;; me UwU many x3 pawcews of -chawge. -uWu CWOWN. >_> What x3 hast hewe? ;;w;; Bawwads? -;;w;; MOPSA. >_> Pway now, UwU buy some. UwU I wuv :3 a >w< bawwad uWu in pwint x3 a-wife, fow -xDD then ^.^ we OwO awe >_< suwe ;;w;; they OwO awe true. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Hewe's one to :3 a xDD vewy dowefuw tunye: >w< how :3 a >w< usuwew's >w< wife -UwU was ^.^ bwought to x3 bed of ÚwÚ twenty uWu monyey-bags uWu at :3 a buwden, ÚwÚ and >w< how ^.^ she ->_< wong'd to eat OwO addews' heads ÚwÚ and toads cawbonyado'd. -;;w;; MOPSA. Is >w< it ^-^ twue, think you? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Very ^-^ twue, ÚwÚ and >_> but :3 a >_> month ^-^ owd. -DORCAS. :3 Bwess ;;w;; me from OwO mawwying :3 a ;;w;; usuwew! -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Hewe's x3 the >w< midwife's xDD nyame >_> to't, one Mistress ^.^ Tawepowtew, -ÚwÚ and five ow six xDD honyest ;;w;; wives :3 that :3 wewe :33 pwesent. Why >_> shouwd UwU I -carry wies abroad? -;;w;; MOPSA. >_> Pway xDD you now, UwU buy :3 it. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Come ;;w;; on, uWu way >w< it ;;w;; by; ÚwÚ and >_> wet's xDD fiwst >_> see ^-^ moe bawwads; we'll -UwU buy x3 the othew ^.^ things x3 anyon. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Hewe's anyothew uWu bawwad, of :3 a :33 fish :3 that appeared ;;w;; upon x3 the -:3 coast on >w< Wednyesday x3 the ^w^ fouwscowe of UwU Apwiw, >w< fowty thousand OwO fathom -:33 abuv >_< watew, ÚwÚ and sung ÚwÚ this >w< bawwad OwO against x3 the x3 hawd heawts of -OwO maids. ^.^ It UwU was xDD thought ^.^ she UwU was :3 a ^w^ woman, ÚwÚ and UwU was >_> tuwn'd x3 into :3 a UwU cowd -:33 fish fow ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd nyot :3 exchange >w< fwesh with one :3 that :3 wov'd her. -uWu The >w< bawwad >_> is xDD vewy >_< pitifuw, ÚwÚ and >_< as true. -DORCAS. Is >w< it true :3 too, think you? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Five UwU justices' ^.^ hands uWu at uWu it; ÚwÚ and :3 witnyesses ^.^ mowe than x3 my -OwO pack xDD wiww hold. -uWu CWOWN. Way >w< it ^.^ by UwU too. Anyothew. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. This >_> is :3 a ^.^ mewwy uWu bawwad, >_> but :3 a xDD vewy OwO pwetty onye. -;;w;; MOPSA. :3 Wet's uWu have x3 some ^.^ mewwy ÚwÚ onyes. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Why, ÚwÚ this >_> is :3 a passing ^.^ mewwy one, ÚwÚ and xDD goes to x3 the tune -of 'Two ^w^ maids :33 wooing :3 a ÚwÚ man.' >_> Thewe's scawce :3 a >_< maid ^-^ westwawd >_> but -^.^ she ^-^ sings uWu it; UwU 'tis uWu in ÚwÚ wequest, UwU I ^.^ can tell OwO you. -;;w;; MOPSA. ^.^ can both ^.^ sing :3 it. ;;w;; If thou'lt UwU beaw :3 a >_> pawt, xDD thou shalt :3 heaw; -UwU 'tis uWu in >w< thwee pawts. -DORCAS. We xDD had x3 the tune ^.^ on't :3 a >_> month ago. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^.^ can UwU beaw x3 my ^w^ pawt; xDD you ^w^ must ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis x3 my occupation. -:3 Have uWu at >w< it with OwO you. - -OwO SONG - -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< Get xDD you hence, fow UwU I ^w^ must OwO go -Whewe >w< it ^w^ fits nyot xDD you to :33 knyow. -DORCAS. ^.^ Whithew? -;;w;; MOPSA. >_< O, >_< whithew? -DORCAS. ^.^ Whithew? -;;w;; MOPSA. ^.^ It x3 becomes >w< thy ^-^ oath full weww -^.^ Thou to ;;w;; me >w< thy ^w^ secwets tell. -DORCAS. x3 Me ;;w;; too! Let ;;w;; me OwO go uWu thithew -;;w;; MOPSA. :33 Ow xDD thou ^.^ goest to x3 th' gwange ow miww. -DORCAS. ;;w;; If to ^-^ eithew, xDD thou dost ill. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Nyeithew. -DORCAS. What, OwO nyeithew? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Nyeithew. -DORCAS. ^.^ Thou x3 hast sworn x3 my wuv to >w< be. -;;w;; MOPSA. ^.^ Thou x3 hast sworn >w< it ^.^ mowe to x3 me. -UwU Then :33 whithew goest? Say, >_< whithew? - -uWu CWOWN. ^-^ We'ww uWu have ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ song x3 out :3 anyon ^.^ by ouwsewves; x3 my >w< fathew ÚwÚ and -x3 the gentlemen OwO awe uWu in >_> sad talk, ÚwÚ and we'll nyot >_> twoubwe OwO them. ^.^ Come, -;;w;; bwing OwO away >w< thy OwO pack ÚwÚ aftew x3 me. UwU Wenches, I'll UwU buy fow xDD you xDD both. -^.^ Pedwaw, >_> wet's uWu have x3 the xDD fiwst >w< choice. Follow uWu me, girls. -uWu Exit with >_< DOWCAS ÚwÚ and MOPSA -x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD And xDD you UwU shaww x3 pay weww fow ^.^ 'em. -uWu Exit AUTOLYCUS, xDD Singing - -Will xDD you UwU buy xDD any tape, -:33 Ow :33 wace fow x3 youw cape, -OwO My UwU dainty >w< duck, x3 my ^-^ deaw-a? -x3 Any siwk, xDD any ^w^ thwead, -x3 Any :3 toys fow x3 youw head, -Of x3 the ^-^ nyew'st ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fin'st, fin'st UwU weaw-a? -:3 Come to x3 the pedwaw; -uWu Monyey's :3 a meddwew -:33 That xDD doth :33 uttew aww men's ware-a. - -^.^ We-entew SEWVANT - -SEWVANT. ^-^ Mastew, there >_> is >w< thwee cawtews, >w< thwee ÚwÚ shephewds, >w< thwee -OwO nyeat-hewds, >w< thwee OwO swinyehewds, :3 that uWu have UwU made x3 themsewves aww ;;w;; men -of ^-^ haiw; ;;w;; they caww x3 themsewves Saltiers, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they uWu have UwU dance which -x3 the UwU wenches >_> say >_> is :3 a gallimaufry of gambows, uWu because ;;w;; they OwO awe nyot -in't; >_> but ;;w;; they x3 themsewves OwO awe ^.^ o' x3 th' UwU mind, >_> if >w< it be nyot ^w^ too OwO wough -fow x3 some :3 that ^.^ knyow xDD wittwe >_> but bowling, >w< it xDD wiww uWu pwease -plentifully. -UwU SHEPHEWD. >_> Away! ^-^ We'ww >_< nyonye ^-^ on't; OwO hewe >_> has :33 been ^w^ too much homewy -foowewy >_< awweady. UwU I knyow, ^w^ siw, ^.^ we ÚwÚ weawy OwO you. -POWIXENyES. >_> You ÚwÚ weawy UwU those :3 that refresh >_> us. ÚwÚ Pway, >_> wet's >_> see these -fouw thwees of herdsmen. -SEWVANT. x3 Onye >w< thwee of ÚwÚ them, ^.^ by uWu theiw UwU own wepowt, ^w^ siw, hath UwU danc'd ->w< befowe x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and nyot x3 the worst of x3 the >w< thwee >_> but >_> jumps >_< twewve -:33 foot ÚwÚ and :3 a half ^.^ by x3 th' OwO squiew. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Weave x3 youw pwating; xDD since these ÚwÚ good ;;w;; men OwO awe >_< pweas'd, wet -them come UwU in; >_> but quickly now. -SEWVANT. Why, ;;w;; they xDD stay uWu at door, sir. uWu Exit - -:3 Hewe :3 a UwU dance of >_< twewve :33 SATYWS - -POWIXENyES. :33 [To SHEPHERD] >_< O, ÚwÚ fathew, you'ww ^.^ knyow ^.^ mowe of :3 that -x3 heweaftew. -:33 [To :3 CAMIWWO] Is >w< it nyot ^w^ too uWu faw gone? 'Tis time to ÚwÚ pawt OwO them. -He's :33 simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu tewws :33 much. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] How now, >w< faiw -OwO shephewd! -uWu Youw >_< heawt >_> is full of ^-^ something :3 that does OwO take -uWu Youw ^-^ mind from ^-^ feasting. xDD Sooth, when UwU I UwU was xDD young -xDD And handed wuv >_< as xDD you UwU do, UwU I UwU was UwU wont -;;w;; To woad x3 my ^.^ she with knacks; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^w^ wansack'd -uWu The :3 pedwaw's siwken tweasuwy ÚwÚ and uWu have :3 pouw'd >w< it -;;w;; To her acceptance: xDD you uWu have wet ^.^ him OwO go -xDD And >_< nyothing mawted with ^.^ him. ;;w;; If x3 youw :3 wass -Intewpwetation >_> shouwd abuse ÚwÚ and caww ÚwÚ this -uWu Youw ^.^ wack of wuv ow x3 bounty, xDD you :3 wewe stwaited -For :3 a reply, uWu at least >_> if xDD you >_< make :3 a :3 cawe -Of ^w^ happy uWu howding her. -x3 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ Owd ^w^ siw, UwU I ^.^ knyow -:33 She >_< pwizes nyot xDD such twifwes >_< as these x3 awe. -uWu The ^.^ gifts ^.^ she :33 wooks from ;;w;; me OwO awe ;;w;; pack'd ÚwÚ and :3 wock'd -Up uWu in x3 my uWu heawt, which UwU I uWu have UwU given already, -OwO But nyot :33 dewivew'd. >_< O, hear ;;w;; me ;;w;; bweathe x3 my >w< wife -^.^ Befowe ÚwÚ this UwU ancient ^w^ siw, :33 whom, >w< it >_> shouwd ;;w;; seem, ->_< Hath ÚwÚ sometime >_> wov'd. UwU I OwO take >w< thy :33 hand- ÚwÚ this uWu hand, -;;w;; As soft >_< as duv's down ÚwÚ and >_< as ^-^ white >_< as :33 it, -:33 Ow x3 Ethiopian's >_> tooth, ow x3 the ^.^ fann'd >w< snyow ^w^ that's :33 bowted -^-^ By x3 th' ^w^ nyowthewn ÚwÚ bwasts twice >_< o'ew. -POWIXENyES. >_> What xDD fowwows :3 this? -How pwettiwy x3 the xDD young :3 swain ;;w;; seems to >_< wash -uWu The uWu hand UwU was >w< faiw ;;w;; befowe! UwU I uWu have put xDD you OwO out. -OwO But to x3 youw :33 pwotestation; wet ;;w;; me hear ->_> What xDD you x3 pwofess. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU Do, ÚwÚ and be >_> witnyess to't. -POWIXENyES. xDD And ÚwÚ this x3 my OwO nyeighbouw xDD too? -x3 FWOWIZEW. xDD And xDD he, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mowe -Than xDD he, ÚwÚ and UwU men- x3 the earth, x3 the >w< heavens, ÚwÚ and all: -^.^ That, :3 wewe UwU I cwown'd x3 the UwU most ÚwÚ impewiaw ^w^ monyawch, -uWu Theweof UwU most wowthy, :3 wewe UwU I x3 the >_> faiwest :33 youth -:33 That OwO evew UwU made ^w^ eye >_> swewve, xDD had force ÚwÚ and >_< knyowwedge -uWu Mowe than UwU was OwO evew ÚwÚ man's, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >w< pwize them -Without her love; fow her :33 empwoy them aww; ->_< Commend them ÚwÚ and >_< condemn them to her OwO sewvice -:33 Ow to uWu theiw UwU own perdition. -POWIXENyES. OwO Faiwwy UwU offew'd. -uWu CAMIWWO. This >_< shows :3 a >_> sound OwO affection. -UwU SHEPHEWD. But, x3 my ^w^ daughtew, -x3 Say xDD you x3 the ^.^ wike to him? -OwO PEWDITA. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak -^w^ So weww, >_< nyothing UwU so well; no, nor >_> mean ^-^ bettew. -^-^ By x3 th' pattewn of >_< minye UwU own >_< thoughts UwU I :3 cut x3 out -uWu The xDD puwity of ÚwÚ his. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^.^ Take ^.^ hands, :3 a ^-^ bawgain! -^.^ And, ^w^ fwiends uWu unknyown, xDD you UwU shaww UwU beaw >_> witnyess x3 to't: -UwU I UwU give x3 my daughter to :3 him, ÚwÚ and xDD wiww >_< make -:3 Hew portion equal ÚwÚ his. -x3 FWOWIZEW. >_< O, :3 that ^w^ must be -xDD I' x3 th' viwtue of x3 youw >w< daughtew. x3 Onye ^.^ being >_< dead, -UwU I UwU shaww uWu have ^.^ mowe than xDD you ^.^ can dweam of :33 yet; -Enyough xDD then fow x3 youw :3 wondew. OwO But come ;;w;; on, -Contract >_> us fore these ÚwÚ witnyesses. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^.^ Come, x3 youw xDD hand; -^.^ And, ^w^ daughtew, x3 youws. -POWIXENyES. ^-^ Soft, x3 swain, awhiwe, :33 beseech uWu you; -:3 Have xDD you :3 a father? -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I have, >_> but >_> what of him? -POWIXENyES. xDD Knyows ^.^ he of :3 this? -x3 FWOWIZEW. >w< He :3 nyeithew does nor >_< shaww. -POWIXENyES. Methinks :3 a >w< fathew -Is uWu at x3 the >w< nyuptiaw of :33 his >_< son :3 a uWu guest -:33 That best x3 becomes x3 the ;;w;; tabwe. >_> Pway UwU you, >_> once >_> mowe, -Is nyot x3 youw >w< fathew grown OwO incapabwe -Of ^.^ weasonyabwe affairs? Is ^.^ he nyot :33 stupid -With age ÚwÚ and awt'wing ^.^ wheums? UwU Can ^.^ he :3 speak, heaw, -xDD Knyow x3 man from ^w^ man, :33 dispute :33 his UwU own UwU estate? -Lies ^.^ he nyot OwO bed-wid, ÚwÚ and again does >_< nyothing -OwO But >_> what ^.^ he uWu did ^.^ being ÚwÚ chiwdish? -x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyo, ÚwÚ good siw; ->w< He >_> has :33 his :33 heawth, ÚwÚ and ampler ÚwÚ stwength ÚwÚ indeed -Than UwU most uWu have of :33 his age. -POWIXENyES. ^-^ By x3 my ^-^ white UwU beawd, ->_> You offer :3 him, >_> if ÚwÚ this be >_> so, :3 a wrong -xDD Something unfiwiaw. ^w^ Weason x3 my >_< son -Should choose >_< himsewf :3 a :33 wife; >_> but >_< as ÚwÚ good reason -uWu The ^-^ fathew- aww x3 whose joy >_> is >_< nyothing >_> ewse -OwO But >w< faiw ^-^ postewity- >_> shouwd howd x3 some counsel -^w^ In xDD such :3 a business. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I yield aww >_< this; -But, fow x3 some othew ^w^ weasons, x3 my :3 gwave ^w^ siw, ->_< Which UwU 'tis nyot ;;w;; fit xDD you knyow, UwU I nyot >w< acquaint -OwO My >w< fathew of ÚwÚ this business. -POWIXENyES. Let ^.^ him uWu knyow't. -x3 FWOWIZEW. >w< He UwU shaww not. -POWIXENyES. UwU Pwithee wet ^.^ him. -x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyo, ^.^ he ^w^ must not. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Let :3 him, x3 my son; ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >_< nyeed to UwU gwieve -At x3 knyowing of >w< thy >w< choice. -x3 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Come, come, ^.^ he ^w^ must not. ->_> Mawk UwU ouw contract. -POWIXENyES. ;;w;; [Discuvwing uWu himsewf] >_> Mawk x3 youw ^w^ divowce, xDD young ^w^ siw, -;;w;; Whom >_< son UwU I dawe nyot call; xDD thou awt ^w^ too UwU base -;;w;; To be >w< acknyowwedg'd- xDD thou :3 a sceptre's heiw, -:33 That OwO thus >_< affects :3 a ^.^ sheep-hook! Thou, ;;w;; owd traitor, -UwU I ^w^ am sowwy :3 that ^.^ by >_< hanging uWu thee UwU I ^.^ can >_> but -^-^ Showten >w< thy >w< wife one x3 week. xDD And UwU thou, >w< fwesh ^.^ piece -Of :3 excewwent :33 witchcwaft, who of force ^w^ must ^.^ knyow -uWu The royal >w< foow xDD thou UwU cop'st OwO with- -UwU SHEPHEWD. >_< O, x3 my :33 heawt! -POWIXENyES. I'll uWu have >w< thy beauty UwU scwatch'd with bwiews ÚwÚ and UwU made -uWu Mowe homewy than >w< thy state. For ÚwÚ thee, fond ^-^ boy, -;;w;; If UwU I OwO may OwO evew ^.^ knyow xDD thou dost >_> but x3 sigh -:33 That xDD thou nyo ^.^ mowe shalt >_> see ÚwÚ this knyack- >_< as >_< nyevew -UwU I >_> mean xDD thou shalt- we'll ^-^ baw uWu thee from succession; -ÚwÚ Nyot howd uWu thee of UwU ouw bwood, no, nyot UwU ouw kin, -:33 Fawwe than Deucawion off. >_> Mawk xDD thou x3 my ÚwÚ wowds. -Follow >_> us to x3 the >_< couwt. ^.^ Thou UwU chuww, fow ÚwÚ this time, -;;w;; Though full of UwU ouw displeasure, yet ^.^ we fwee uWu thee -Fwom x3 the >_< dead ^w^ bwow of :3 it. xDD And UwU you, >_> enchantment, -Wowthy enough :3 a >w< hewdsman- >w< yea, ^.^ him ^w^ too -:33 That x3 makes himsewf, >_> but fow UwU ouw honour >_< thewein, ->_> Unwowthy ;;w;; thee- >_> if OwO evew henceforth xDD thou -;;w;; These rural watches to :33 his entrance open, -:33 Ow ^.^ hoop :33 his >w< body ^.^ mowe with >w< thy >_< embwaces, -UwU I xDD wiww >w< devise :3 a :33 death >_< as UwU cwuew fow uWu thee -;;w;; As xDD thou awt xDD tendew to't. uWu Exit -OwO PEWDITA. Even OwO hewe undone! -UwU I UwU was nyot much >_> afeawd; fow >_> once ow twice -UwU I UwU was about to speak ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ him x3 pwainwy -uWu The sewf-same sun :3 that uWu shinyes ;;w;; upon :33 his court -Hides nyot :33 his >w< visage from UwU ouw cottage, >_> but -Looks on alike. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] Will't uWu pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, be gone? -UwU I told xDD you >_> what ^.^ wouwd come of UwU this. Beseech UwU you, -Of x3 youw UwU own >w< state OwO take >w< cawe. This dweam of ^-^ minye- -uWu Being nyow >w< awake, I'll >_< queen >w< it nyo ÚwÚ inch fawthew, -OwO But milk x3 my ^-^ ewes ÚwÚ and >_> weep. -uWu CAMIWWO. Why, >w< how now, ;;w;; fathew! -^w^ Speak ere xDD thou :33 diest. -UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot speak nor >_< think, -x3 Nyow dawe to ^.^ knyow :3 that which UwU I :33 knyow. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] x3 O ^w^ siw, ->_> You uWu have ÚwÚ undonye :3 a x3 man of ^.^ fouwscowe-thwee -:33 That xDD thought to ^w^ fiww :33 his :3 gwave uWu in ^w^ quiet, >w< yea, -;;w;; To ^-^ die ;;w;; upon x3 the x3 bed x3 my >w< fathew died, -;;w;; To >_< wie ^-^ cwose ^.^ by :33 his xDD honyest bones; >_> but nyow -;;w;; Some ;;w;; hangman ^w^ must put on x3 my shroud ÚwÚ and uWu way ;;w;; me -Whewe nyo priest shovels uWu in dust. :33 [To PERDITA] x3 O uWu cuwsed :3 wwetch, -:33 That x3 knyew'st ÚwÚ this UwU was x3 the >_< Pwince, ÚwÚ and wouldst adventuwe -;;w;; To mingwe :33 faith with him!- Undone, undone! -;;w;; If UwU I ^w^ might ^-^ die within ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, UwU I uWu have liv'd -;;w;; To ^-^ die when UwU I desiwe. uWu Exit -x3 FWOWIZEW. Why wook xDD you UwU so ;;w;; upon me? -UwU I ^w^ am >_> but sowwy, nyot >_> afeawd; ÚwÚ deway'd, -OwO But >_< nyothing ÚwÚ awt'wed. >_> What UwU I UwU was, UwU I ^w^ am: -uWu Mowe stwainying on fow ^-^ pwucking back; nyot fowwowing -OwO My leash >w< unwiwwingwy. -uWu CAMIWWO. Gwacious, x3 my uWu wowd, ->_> You ^.^ knyow x3 youw father's temper. At ÚwÚ this time ->w< He xDD wiww UwU awwow nyo speech- which UwU I UwU do guess ->_> You UwU do nyot OwO puwpose to uWu him- ÚwÚ and >_< as hardly -Will ^.^ he OwO enduwe x3 youw ^.^ sight >_< as ^w^ yet, UwU I x3 feaw; -Then, >w< tiww x3 the UwU fuwy of :33 his >_> Highnyess >_> settwe, -:3 Come nyot >w< befowe ^.^ him. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I nyot OwO puwpose :3 it. -UwU I think >_< Camiwwo? -uWu CAMIWWO. Even xDD he, x3 my OwO wowd. -OwO PEWDITA. How often uWu have UwU I told xDD you ^w^ 'twouwd be UwU thus! -How often uWu said x3 my dignity ^.^ wouwd >w< wast -OwO But >w< tiww >w< 'twewe x3 knyown! -x3 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ It ;;w;; cannyot fail >_> but ^.^ by -uWu The xDD viowation of x3 my xDD faith; ÚwÚ and xDD then -Let ÚwÚ nyatuwe xDD cwush x3 the >w< sides ^.^ o' x3 th' ^.^ eawth togethew -xDD And >_> maw x3 the >w< seeds :33 within! ^-^ Wift x3 up >w< thy OwO wooks. -Fwom x3 my ^.^ succession xDD wipe uWu me, father; UwU I -^w^ Am heir to x3 my OwO affection. -uWu CAMIWWO. ^w^ Be ^w^ advis'd. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I ÚwÚ am- ÚwÚ and ^.^ by x3 my fancy; >_> if x3 my reason -Will thereto be obedient, UwU I uWu have UwU weason; -;;w;; If >_> nyot, x3 my ^-^ senses, xDD bettew pleas'd with xDD madnyess, -Do bid >w< it x3 wewcome. -uWu CAMIWWO. This >_> is desperate, sir. -x3 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ So caww uWu it; >_> but >w< it does fuwfiw x3 my vow: -UwU I >_< nyeeds ^w^ must think >w< it x3 honyesty. Camillo, -ÚwÚ Nyot fow ;;w;; Bohemia, nor x3 the pomp :3 that OwO may -^w^ Be thereat :3 gwean'd, fow aww x3 the sun sees ow -uWu The ^-^ cwose ^.^ eawth x3 wombs, ow x3 the profound seas OwO hides -^w^ In unknown uWu fathoms, xDD wiww UwU I bweak x3 my ^-^ oath -;;w;; To ÚwÚ this x3 my >w< faiw xDD bewov'd. >_< Thewefowe, UwU I pray UwU you, -;;w;; As xDD you uWu have OwO evew :33 been x3 my father's :3 honyouw'd fwiend, -x3 When ^.^ he UwU shaww ;;w;; miss me- as, uWu in ^w^ faith, UwU I >_> mean nyot -;;w;; To >_> see ^.^ him xDD any more- ;;w;; cast x3 youw ÚwÚ good uWu counsews ->_> Upon :33 his ^w^ passion. Let mysewf ÚwÚ and :33 Fowtunye -UwU Tug fow x3 the time to x3 come. This xDD you OwO may knyow, -xDD And UwU so dewivew: UwU I ^w^ am put to sea -With her who OwO hewe UwU I ;;w;; cannyot howd on ;;w;; showe. -xDD And UwU most opportune to her >_< nyeed UwU I uWu have -^-^ A vessel :33 wides ÚwÚ fast UwU by, >_> but nyot pwepaw'd -For ÚwÚ this design. >_> What course UwU I >_> mean to howd -Shall >_< nyothing ^-^ benyefit x3 youw ^-^ knyowwedge, nor -^.^ Concewn ;;w;; me x3 the reporting. -uWu CAMIWWO. x3 O x3 my uWu wowd, -UwU I ^.^ wouwd x3 youw ^w^ spiwit :3 wewe xDD easiew fow xDD advice. -:33 Ow stronger fow x3 youw ^w^ nyeed. -x3 FWOWIZEW. Hawk, Pewdita. OwO [Takes her aside] -:33 [To :3 CAMIWWO] I'll hear xDD you ^.^ by ÚwÚ and by. -uWu CAMIWWO. He's >_> iwwemovabwe, -Resolv'd fow fwight. Now :3 wewe UwU I ^w^ happy >_> if -ÚwÚ His x3 going UwU I couwd fwame to serve x3 my tuwn, -:3 Save ^.^ him from uWu dangew, UwU do ^.^ him wuv ÚwÚ and honyouw, -^.^ Puwchase x3 the ^.^ sight again of uWu deaw Sicilia -xDD And :3 that xDD unhappy OwO king, x3 my ^.^ mastew, ÚwÚ whom -UwU I UwU so much UwU thiwst to ^-^ see. -x3 FWOWIZEW. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good Camillo, -UwU I ^w^ am UwU so ;;w;; fwaught with curious business :3 that -UwU I OwO weave x3 out :3 cewemony. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Siw, UwU I think ->_> You uWu have heard of x3 my poor >_< sewvices :33 i' x3 th' wuv -:33 That UwU I uWu have :3 bownye x3 youw father? -x3 FWOWIZEW. Very ;;w;; nyobwy -:3 Have xDD you desewv'd. ^.^ It >_> is x3 my father's uWu music -;;w;; To speak x3 youw ^-^ deeds; nyot xDD wittwe of :33 his :3 cawe -;;w;; To uWu have them ÚwÚ wecompens'd >_< as xDD thought :3 on. -uWu CAMIWWO. xDD Weww, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; If xDD you OwO may uWu pwease to think UwU I wuv x3 the OwO King, -xDD And ^w^ thwough ^.^ him UwU what's ÚwÚ nyeawest to :3 him, which >_> is -uWu Youw >_> gwacious ;;w;; sewf, >_< embwace >_> but x3 my diwection. -;;w;; If x3 youw ^.^ mowe ^w^ pondewous ÚwÚ and ^-^ settwed UwU pwoject -^-^ May suffew >w< awtewation, on >_< minye honyouw, -I'll :33 point xDD you :3 whewe xDD you UwU shaww uWu have xDD such ^w^ weceiving -;;w;; As UwU shaww :33 become x3 youw Highness; :3 whewe xDD you OwO may -^w^ Enjoy x3 youw ^-^ mistwess, from x3 the :33 whom, UwU I see, ->_> Thewe's nyo UwU disjunction to be UwU made >_> but UwU by, -;;w;; As heavens forfend! x3 youw uWu wuin- marry >w< hew; -xDD And with x3 my best endeavouws uWu in x3 youw >w< absence -uWu Youw discontenting >w< fathew strive to qualify, -xDD And ;;w;; bwing ^.^ him x3 up to x3 wiking. -x3 FWOWIZEW. How, Camillo, -^-^ May uWu this, almost :3 a miracle, be done? -:33 That UwU I OwO may caww uWu thee ^-^ something ^.^ mowe than ^w^ man, -xDD And ÚwÚ aftew :3 that :33 twust to thee. -uWu CAMIWWO. :3 Have xDD you xDD thought on -^-^ A :33 pwace ^w^ wheweto you'ww >w< go? -x3 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ Nyot xDD any :33 yet; -OwO But >_< as x3 th' UwU unthought-on :33 accident >_> is guiwty -;;w;; To >_> what ^.^ we ^-^ wiwdwy UwU do, UwU so ^.^ we pwofess -Ourselves to be x3 the xDD swaves of chance ÚwÚ and fwies -Of every wind :3 that ÚwÚ bwows. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU Then ÚwÚ wist to x3 me. -This fowwows, >_> if xDD you xDD wiww nyot change x3 youw OwO puwpose -OwO But ^w^ undewgo ÚwÚ this UwU fwight: >_< make fow x3 Siciwia, -xDD And there xDD pwesent >_> youwsewf ÚwÚ and x3 youw >w< faiw uWu pwincess- -For >_> so, UwU I see, ^.^ she ^w^ must ^-^ be- fore uWu Weontes. -:33 She UwU shaww be UwU habited >_< as >w< it x3 becomes -uWu The ;;w;; pawtnyew of x3 youw :3 bed. Methinks UwU I >_> see -:3 Weontes >w< openying :33 his fwee :3 awms ÚwÚ and weeping -ÚwÚ His wewcomes forth; OwO asks uWu thee there :33 'Son, xDD fowgivenyess!' -;;w;; As >w< 'twewe :33 i' x3 th' father's ÚwÚ pewson; ^-^ kisses x3 the ^.^ hands -Of x3 youw >w< fwesh :3 pwincess; ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ and ^-^ o'ew ^.^ divides ^.^ him -UwU 'Twixt :33 his unkindnyess ÚwÚ and :33 his x3 kindnyess- x3 th' one ->w< He ^-^ chides to >_> heww, ÚwÚ and UwU bids x3 the othew gwow -Faster than xDD thought ow uWu time. -x3 FWOWIZEW. Wowthy Camillo, ->_> What colour fow x3 my xDD visitation UwU shaww UwU I -:33 Howd x3 up >w< befowe him? -uWu CAMIWWO. :3 Sent ^.^ by x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw >w< fathew -;;w;; To x3 gweet ^.^ him ÚwÚ and to UwU give ^.^ him uWu comfowts. UwU Siw, -uWu The ^w^ mannyew of x3 youw :33 beawing uWu towawds :3 him, with ->_> What xDD you >_< as from x3 youw >w< fathew UwU shaww x3 dewivew, -^w^ Things ÚwÚ knyown betwixt >_> us >_< thwee, I'll >w< wwite xDD you down; -uWu The which UwU shaww :33 point xDD you fowth uWu at every :3 sitting ->_> What xDD you ^w^ must say, :3 that ^.^ he UwU shaww nyot >_> pewceive -OwO But :3 that xDD you uWu have x3 youw father's ^w^ bosom there -xDD And speak :33 his xDD vewy ;;w;; heawt. -x3 FWOWIZEW. UwU I ^w^ am bound to OwO you. ->_> Thewe >_> is x3 some sap uWu in UwU this. -uWu CAMIWWO. ^-^ A course ^.^ mowe OwO pwomising -Than :3 a >w< wiwd dedication of youwsewves -;;w;; To unpath'd ^.^ watews, undweam'd ^-^ showes, UwU most xDD cewtain -;;w;; To misewies >_< enyough; nyo UwU hope to OwO hewp UwU you, -OwO But >_< as xDD you ;;w;; shake x3 off one to OwO take another; -Nyothing UwU so xDD cewtain >_< as x3 youw anchows, who -Do uWu theiw best ^.^ office >_> if ;;w;; they ^.^ can >_> but xDD stay xDD you -Whewe you'ww be loath to >w< be. :33 Besides, xDD you ^.^ knyow -UwU Pwospewity's x3 the xDD vewy :3 bond of xDD wuv, ->_< Whose >w< fwesh >_< compwexion ÚwÚ and x3 whose >_< heawt togethew -Affwiction >_> awtews. -OwO PEWDITA. x3 Onye of these >_> is >_> twue: -UwU I think >_> affwiction OwO may uWu subdue x3 the OwO cheek, -OwO But nyot OwO take uWu in x3 the :33 mind. -uWu CAMIWWO. Yea, >_> say xDD you so? ->_> Thewe UwU shaww nyot uWu at x3 youw father's ;;w;; house these ÚwÚ seven years -^w^ Be bown anyothew xDD such. -x3 FWOWIZEW. OwO My ÚwÚ good Camillo, -:33 She >_> is >_< as forward of her xDD bweeding >_< as -:33 She >_> is :33 i' x3 th' ^-^ weaw ^.^ o' UwU ouw xDD biwth. -uWu CAMIWWO. UwU I ;;w;; cannyot >_> say UwU 'tis pity -:33 She lacks :33 instwuctions, fow ^.^ she ;;w;; seems :3 a mistwess -;;w;; To UwU most :3 that OwO teach. -OwO PEWDITA. uWu Youw pardon, siw; fow ÚwÚ this -I'll bwush xDD you :33 thanks. -x3 FWOWIZEW. OwO My pwettiest Pewdita! -But, >_< O, x3 the thorns ^.^ we stand :33 upon! Camiwwo- -:33 Pwesewvew of x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, nyow of OwO me; -uWu The medicinye of UwU ouw x3 house- >w< how UwU shaww ^.^ we ^-^ do? -We OwO awe nyot OwO fuwnyish'd ^.^ wike ;;w;; Bohemia's son; -x3 Nyow UwU shaww appeaw uWu in >_< Siciwia. -uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My uWu wowd, -Fear >_< nyonye of UwU this. UwU I think xDD you ^.^ knyow x3 my fowtunyes -Do aww >_< wie :33 thewe. ^.^ It UwU shaww be UwU so x3 my :3 cawe -;;w;; To uWu have xDD you ÚwÚ woyawwy uWu appointed >_< as >_> if -uWu The scene xDD you :33 pway :3 wewe ^w^ minye. For uWu instance, ^w^ siw, -:33 That xDD you OwO may ^.^ knyow xDD you UwU shaww nyot x3 want- one OwO wowd. -^w^ [They tawk aside] - -^.^ We-entew ;;w;; AUTOWYCUS - -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< Ha, :33 ha! >_> what :3 a >w< foow UwU Honyesty x3 is! ÚwÚ and Twust, :33 his sworn -brother, :3 a xDD vewy :33 simpwe gentleman! UwU I uWu have sold aww x3 my OwO twumpewy; -nyot :3 a OwO countewfeit OwO stonye, nyot :3 a wibbon, gwass, ÚwÚ pomandew, ÚwÚ bwooch, -^w^ tabwe-book, uWu bawwad, ^-^ knyife, tape, glove, >w< shoe-tie, bwacewet, -x3 hown-wing, to >_< keep x3 my OwO pack from :3 fasting. ^-^ They :33 thwong who >_> shouwd -UwU buy ÚwÚ fiwst, >_< as >_> if x3 my :33 twinkets xDD had :33 been UwU hawwowed ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwought :3 a -benediction to x3 the UwU buyew; ^.^ by which means UwU I saw x3 whose >_< puwse UwU was -best uWu in ;;w;; pictuwe; ÚwÚ and >_> what UwU I ;;w;; saw, to x3 my ÚwÚ good use UwU I x3 wememb'wed. OwO My -:3 cwown, who wants >_> but ^-^ something to be :3 a ^.^ weasonyabwe ^w^ man, ^-^ gwew UwU so uWu in -wuv with x3 the wenches' ÚwÚ song :3 that ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd nyot stir :33 his pettitoes ->w< tiww ^.^ he xDD had both tune ÚwÚ and wowds, which UwU so >w< dwew x3 the xDD west of x3 the -hewd to ;;w;; me :3 that aww uWu theiw othew :33 senses ^.^ stuck uWu in ears. >_> You ^w^ might -uWu have ;;w;; pinch'd :3 a placket, >w< it UwU was sensewess; uWu 'twas >_< nyothing to xDD gewd :3 a -^.^ codpiece of :3 a purse; UwU I ^.^ wouwd uWu have ^.^ fiw'd ;;w;; keys x3 off :3 that UwU hung uWu in -^w^ chains. No UwU heawing, nyo feewing, >_> but x3 my ^-^ siw's song, ÚwÚ and ^w^ admiwing -x3 the >_< nyothing of :3 it. ^w^ So :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this time of x3 wethawgy UwU I pick'd ÚwÚ and -:3 cut UwU most of uWu theiw festival OwO puwses; ÚwÚ and xDD had nyot x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man come -uWu in with OwO whoobub OwO against :33 his daughter ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< King's >_< son ÚwÚ and -x3 scaw'd x3 my choughs from x3 the ^-^ chaff, UwU I xDD had nyot left :3 a >_< puwse ^.^ awive uWu in -x3 the whole army. - ->_> CAMIWWO, ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ and ^.^ PEWDITA come forward - -uWu CAMIWWO. Nyay, >_> but x3 my letters, ^.^ by ÚwÚ this means ^.^ being there -^w^ So >w< soon >_< as xDD you >w< awwive, UwU shaww ^-^ cweaw :3 that ^-^ doubt. -x3 FWOWIZEW. xDD And UwU those :3 that you'ww ;;w;; pwocuwe from ^w^ King Leontes? -uWu CAMIWWO. Shall satisfy x3 youw :33 fathew. -OwO PEWDITA. Happy be you! -All :3 that xDD you speak >_< shows >_< faiw. -uWu CAMIWWO. [seeing AUTOWYCUS] Who uWu have ^.^ we hewe? -^-^ We'ww >_< make >w< an UwU instwument of >_< this; x3 omit -Nyothing OwO may UwU give >_> us OwO aid. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; If ;;w;; they uWu have uvwheawd ;;w;; me x3 nyow- >w< why, OwO hanging. -uWu CAMIWWO. How now, ÚwÚ good xDD fewwow! Why ^w^ shak'st xDD thou so? -Fear >_> nyot, xDD man; hewe's nyo x3 hawm :3 intended to thee. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fewwow, sir. -uWu CAMIWWO. Why, be UwU so stiww; hewe's >w< nyobody xDD wiww ^.^ steaw :3 that from thee. -ÚwÚ Yet fow x3 the uWu outside of >w< thy uWu puvwty ^.^ we ^w^ must >_< make >w< an >_< exchange; ->_< thewefowe >_> discase uWu thee instantwy- xDD thou ^w^ must think there's :3 a -;;w;; nyecessity in't- ÚwÚ and change xDD gawments with ÚwÚ this :3 gentweman. ;;w;; Though -x3 the xDD pennywowth on :33 his x3 side be x3 the ^.^ wowst, yet howd ÚwÚ thee, there's -x3 some >w< boot. >_> [Giving ;;w;; monyey] -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^w^ am :3 a poor fewwow, sir. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow OwO ye weww -enyough. -uWu CAMIWWO. Nyay, :33 pwithee dispatch. uWu The ÚwÚ gentweman >_> is half flay'd ->_< awweady. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^w^ Awe xDD you uWu in x3 camest, UwU siw? :3 [Aside] UwU I smell x3 the twick -^.^ on't. -x3 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ Dispatch, UwU I UwU pwithee. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< Indeed, UwU I uWu have xDD had :33 eawnyest; >_> but UwU I ;;w;; cannyot with >_> conscience -OwO take :3 it. -uWu CAMIWWO. >w< Unbuckwe, unbuckwe. - -FWOWIZEW ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AUTOWYCUS :3 exchange xDD gawments - -Fortunate :3 mistwess- wet x3 my prophecy -:3 Come ^.^ home to ;;w;; ye!- xDD you ^w^ must uWu wetiwe >_> youwsewf -^.^ Into x3 some covert; OwO take x3 youw uWu sweetheawt's ^w^ hat -xDD And pluck >w< it ^-^ o'ew x3 youw brows, x3 muffwe x3 youw >w< face, ->_> Dismantwe UwU you, x3 and, >_< as xDD you ^-^ can, :33 diswiken -uWu The uWu twuth of x3 youw UwU own ^.^ seeming, :3 that xDD you xDD may- -For UwU I UwU do feaw eyes ^.^ uvw- to shipboawd ->_< Get xDD undescwied. -OwO PEWDITA. UwU I >_> see x3 the :33 pway UwU so wies -:33 That UwU I ^w^ must UwU beaw :3 a part. -uWu CAMIWWO. No UwU wemedy. -:3 Have xDD you donye OwO thewe? -x3 FWOWIZEW. Should UwU I nyow :3 meet x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, ->w< He ^.^ wouwd nyot caww ;;w;; me OwO son. -uWu CAMIWWO. Nyay, xDD you UwU shaww uWu have nyo >w< hat. ->_> [Giving >w< it to PERDITA] -^.^ Come, UwU wady, x3 come. UwU Faweweww, x3 my :3 fwiend. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 Adieu, sir. -x3 FWOWIZEW. x3 O uWu Pewdita, >_> what uWu have ^.^ we twain >_> fowgot! ->_> Pway xDD you :3 a OwO wowd. ^w^ [They convewse apart] -uWu CAMIWWO. :3 [Aside] >_> What UwU I UwU do :3 nyext UwU shaww be to tell x3 the ^w^ King -Of ÚwÚ this >_< escape, ÚwÚ and :33 whithew ;;w;; they OwO awe bound; -^-^ Whewein x3 my UwU hope >_> is UwU I UwU shaww UwU so :3 pwevaiw -;;w;; To force ^.^ him :3 aftew; uWu in x3 whose >_< company -UwU I UwU shaww >_> we-view x3 Siciwia, fow x3 whose ^.^ sight -UwU I uWu have :3 a xDD woman's longing. -x3 FWOWIZEW. :33 Fowtunye ^w^ speed ÚwÚ us! -^-^ Thus ^.^ we uWu set ;;w;; on, Camillo, to x3 th' :33 sea-side. -uWu CAMIWWO. uWu The ^w^ swiftew ^w^ speed x3 the ^-^ bettew. -Exeunt ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ;;w;; PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; CAMIWWO -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I understand x3 the business, UwU I hear :3 it. ;;w;; To uWu have >w< an open -eaw, :3 a ^w^ quick >_< eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< nyimbwe uWu hand, >_> is ^.^ nyecessawy fow :3 a -cut-purse; :3 a ÚwÚ good x3 nyose >_> is ÚwÚ wequisite xDD awso, to smell x3 out ^.^ wowk fow -x3 th' othew senses. UwU I >_> see ÚwÚ this >_> is x3 the time :3 that x3 the :33 unjust x3 man xDD doth -:33 thwive. >_> What >w< an :3 exchange xDD had ÚwÚ this :33 been ^-^ without :33 boot! >_> What :3 a ^w^ boot ->_> is OwO hewe with ÚwÚ this x3 exchange! Sure, x3 the gods UwU do ÚwÚ this xDD yeaw xDD connyive -uWu at us, ÚwÚ and ^.^ we OwO may UwU do ;;w;; anything >_< extempowe. uWu The Prince >_< himsewf >_> is -about :3 a ^.^ piece of >w< inyiquity- stealing OwO away from :33 his >w< fathew with :33 his -clog uWu at :33 his xDD heews. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD thought >w< it :3 wewe :3 a ^.^ piece of honesty to ->w< acquaint x3 the ^w^ King withaw, UwU I ^.^ wouwd nyot >_< do't. UwU I howd >w< it x3 the ^.^ mowe -knyavewy to :33 conceaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and thewein ^w^ am UwU I ^w^ constant to x3 my -:33 pwofession. - -^.^ We-entew CWOWN ÚwÚ and ^.^ SHEPHEWD - -OwO Aside, ^-^ aside- OwO hewe >_> is ^.^ mowe ;;w;; mattew fow :3 a :3 hot :33 bwain. Evewy >_> wanye's -^w^ end, every uWu shop, :33 chuwch, x3 session, hanging, yiewds :3 a careful x3 man ->w< wowk. -uWu CWOWN. :3 See, see; >_> what :3 a x3 man xDD you OwO awe >_< nyow! >_> Thewe >_> is nyo othew uWu way >_> but -to tell x3 the ^w^ King ^w^ she's :3 a ^w^ changewing ÚwÚ and >_< nyonye of x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and -blood. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Nyay, >_> but hear x3 me. -uWu CWOWN. x3 Nyay- >_> but hear x3 me. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Go ^.^ to, UwU then. -uWu CWOWN. :33 She ^.^ being >_< nyonye of x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood, x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood ->_> has nyot uWu offended x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and UwU so x3 youw >w< fwesh ÚwÚ and :3 bwood >_> is nyot to -be punyish'd ^.^ by ^.^ him. uWu Show UwU those ^.^ things xDD you >_> found about hew, UwU those -secret UwU things- aww >_> but >_> what ^.^ she >_> has with her. This ^.^ being :33 donye, -wet x3 the law OwO go x3 whistwe; UwU I :33 wawwant OwO you. -UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I xDD wiww tell x3 the ^w^ King all, every word- >w< yea, ÚwÚ and :33 his ÚwÚ son's -^-^ pwanks :3 too; who, UwU I OwO may say, >_> is nyo xDD honyest ^w^ man, :3 nyeithew to :33 his ->w< fathew nor to uWu me, to OwO go about to >_< make ;;w;; me x3 the >_< King's -^-^ bwothew-in-waw. -uWu CWOWN. >w< Indeed, brother-in-law UwU was x3 the ^-^ fawthest x3 off xDD you couwd uWu have -:33 been to him; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 youw :3 bwood xDD had :33 been x3 the ÚwÚ deawew ^.^ by UwU I ^.^ knyow ->w< how much >w< an ^w^ ounce. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] Very wisely, puppies! -UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD Weww, wet >_> us to x3 the ;;w;; King. >_> Thewe >_> is :3 that uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 fawdew -xDD wiww >_< make ^.^ him x3 scwatch :33 his :3 beawd. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] UwU I ^.^ knyow nyot >_> what x3 impediment ÚwÚ this ^w^ compwaint OwO may -be to x3 the :33 fwight of x3 my master. -uWu CWOWN. >_> Pway UwU heawtiwy ^.^ he be uWu at palace. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. :3 [Aside] ;;w;; Though UwU I ^w^ am nyot nyatuwawwy OwO honyest, UwU I ^w^ am UwU so -x3 sometimes ^.^ by >w< chance. Let ;;w;; me uWu pocket x3 up x3 my :3 pedwaw's ^-^ excwement. -OwO [Takes x3 off :33 his UwU fawse :33 beawd] How now, wustics! x3 Whithew OwO awe xDD you -;;w;; bound? -UwU SHEPHEWD. ;;w;; To x3 th' pawace, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw UwU wowship. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. uWu Youw affairs thewe, x3 what, with :33 whom, x3 the condition of -:3 that >_> fawdew, x3 the :33 pwace of x3 youw x3 dwewwing, x3 youw names, x3 youw x3 ages, -of >_> what x3 having, uWu bweeding, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; anything :3 that >_> is ;;w;; fitting to be -knyown- discover. -uWu CWOWN. We OwO awe >_> but uWu pwain fewwows, sir. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ A UwU wie: xDD you OwO awe OwO wough ÚwÚ and hairy. Let ;;w;; me uWu have nyo lying; >w< it -x3 becomes >_< nyonye >_> but tradesmen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; they often UwU give >_> us ^-^ sowdiews x3 the -wie; >_> but ^.^ we x3 pay them fow >w< it with >_> stamped coin, nyot xDD stabbing -steel; >_< thewefowe ;;w;; they UwU do nyot UwU give >_> us x3 the xDD wie. -uWu CWOWN. uWu Youw :33 wowship xDD had ^.^ wike to uWu have UwU given >_> us one, >_> if xDD you xDD had nyot -:33 taken >_> youwsewf with x3 the ^-^ mannyew. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a couwtiew, UwU an't ^.^ wike UwU you, UwU siw? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Whethew >w< it ^.^ wike ;;w;; me ow no, UwU I ^w^ am :3 a courtier. OwO Seest xDD thou -nyot x3 the ^w^ aiw of x3 the court uWu in these :3 enfowdings? >_< Hath nyot x3 my :33 gait uWu in ->w< it x3 the UwU measuwe of x3 the ^w^ couwt? Receives nyot >w< thy x3 nyose uWu couwt-odouw -from me? >w< Wefwect UwU I nyot on >w< thy baseness ;;w;; couwt-contempt? x3 Think'st -UwU thou, fow :3 that UwU I >_< insinyuate, :3 that OwO toaze from uWu thee >w< thy business, UwU I -^w^ am >_< thewefowe nyo >_< couwtiew? UwU I ^w^ am couwtiew ^.^ cap-a-pe, ÚwÚ and one :3 that -xDD wiww xDD eithew :3 push on ow pluck back >w< thy business uWu thewe; whereupon UwU I -ÚwÚ command x3 the to open >w< thy ÚwÚ affaiw. -UwU SHEPHEWD. OwO My business, ^w^ siw, >_> is to x3 the ;;w;; King. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> What advocate x3 hast xDD thou to him? -UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU I ^.^ knyow >_> nyot, UwU an't ^.^ wike OwO you. -uWu CWOWN. Advocate's x3 the court-word fow :3 a >w< pheasant; >_> say xDD you uWu have none. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ÚwÚ Nyonye, siw; UwU I uWu have nyo >_< pheasant, >_> cock nor >_> hen. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. How blessed OwO awe ^.^ we :3 that OwO awe nyot :33 simpwe :3 men! -ÚwÚ Yet ÚwÚ nyatuwe ^w^ might uWu have UwU made ;;w;; me >_< as these awe, -Therefore UwU I xDD wiww nyot xDD disdain. -uWu CWOWN. This ;;w;; cannyot be >_> but :3 a great courtier. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ÚwÚ His xDD gawments OwO awe rich, >_> but ^.^ he ^-^ weaws them nyot handsomely. -uWu CWOWN. >w< He ;;w;; seems to be x3 the ^.^ mowe x3 nyobwe uWu in ^.^ being UwU fantasticaw. -^-^ A great ^w^ man, I'll >_< wawwant; UwU I ^.^ knyow ^.^ by x3 the :33 picking UwU on's teeth. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. uWu The x3 fawdew OwO thewe? x3 What's :33 i' x3 th' x3 fawdew? ÚwÚ Whewefowe :3 that ->_> box? -UwU SHEPHEWD. UwU Siw, there wies xDD such ^w^ secwets uWu in ÚwÚ this x3 fawdew ÚwÚ and ^w^ box which ->_< nyonye ^w^ must ^.^ knyow >_> but x3 the uWu King; ÚwÚ and which ^.^ he UwU shaww ^.^ knyow within ÚwÚ this -^-^ houw, >_> if UwU I OwO may come to x3 th' ÚwÚ speech of ^.^ him. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD Age, xDD thou x3 hast wost >w< thy uWu wabouw. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Why, Sir? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. uWu The ^w^ King >_> is nyot uWu at x3 the ^-^ pawace; ^.^ he >_> is >_> gonye OwO aboawd :3 a x3 nyew -ship to OwO puwge ^-^ mewanchowy ÚwÚ and ^w^ aiw :33 himsewf; for, >_> if xDD thou ÚwÚ be'st -capabwe of ^.^ things serious, xDD thou ^w^ must ^.^ knyow x3 the ^w^ King >_> is full of -ÚwÚ gwief. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^w^ So UwU 'tis said, >_< siw- about :33 his x3 son, :3 that >_> shouwd uWu have -mawwied :3 a shepherd's >w< daughtew. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ;;w;; If :3 that xDD shephewd be nyot uWu in UwU hand-fast, wet ^.^ him xDD fwy; x3 the -cuwses ^.^ he UwU shaww have, x3 the >_< towtuwes ^.^ he UwU shaww feew, xDD wiww bweak x3 the -back of ^w^ man, x3 the >_< heawt of ^.^ monstew. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ Think xDD you >_> so, UwU siw? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ÚwÚ Nyot ^.^ he awonye UwU shaww suffew >_> what wit ^.^ can >_< make x3 heavy ÚwÚ and -UwU vengeance bitter; >_> but UwU those :3 that OwO awe gewmanye to :3 him, ^w^ though ->w< wemov'd :33 fifty xDD times, UwU shaww aww come :33 undew x3 the hangman- ^w^ which, -^w^ though >w< it be great pity, yet >w< it >_> is ^w^ nyecessawy. ^-^ An ;;w;; owd -x3 sheep-whistwing :33 wogue, :3 a uWu wam-tendew, to offer to uWu have :33 his -daughter come x3 into grace! ;;w;; Some >_> say ^.^ he UwU shaww be ston'd; >_> but :3 that -:33 death >_> is ^w^ too soft fow :3 him, >_> say ^.^ I. Draw UwU ouw >_< thwonye x3 into :3 a -x3 sheep-cote!- aww >w< deaths OwO awe ^w^ too ÚwÚ few, x3 the x3 shawpest ^w^ too x3 easy. -uWu CWOWN. x3 Has x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ;;w;; e'ew :3 a x3 son, ^w^ siw, UwU do xDD you heaw, UwU an't ^.^ wike UwU you, -UwU siw? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< He >_> has :3 a >_< son- who UwU shaww be flay'd ^.^ awive; xDD then 'nyointed -uvw with honyey, uWu set on x3 the >_> head of :3 a ;;w;; wasp's nyest; xDD then stand ->w< tiww ^.^ he be >w< thwee quarters ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU dwam UwU dead; xDD then ^w^ wecuvw'd again -with xDD aqua-vitae ow x3 some othew :3 hot ^.^ infusion; >w< then, >w< waw >_< as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, -ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the ;;w;; hottest day ;;w;; pwognyostication OwO pwocwaims, UwU shaww ^.^ he be uWu set -OwO against :3 a ^-^ bwick :3 waww, x3 the sun ^w^ wooking with :3 a southward ^w^ eye ;;w;; upon -:3 him, :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is to behowd ^.^ him with fwies >_> bwown to death. OwO But ->_> what tawk ^.^ we of these traitorly wascaws, x3 whose misewies OwO awe to be -^w^ smiw'd :3 at, uWu theiw :3 offences ^.^ being UwU so :33 capitaw? Teww uWu me, fow xDD you xDD seem -to be xDD honyest uWu pwain men, >_> what xDD you uWu have to x3 the ;;w;; King. uWu Being -^-^ something gently ÚwÚ considew'd, I'll ;;w;; bwing xDD you :3 whewe ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; aboawd, -xDD tendew x3 youw persons to :33 his >_> pwesence, whisper ^.^ him uWu in x3 youw behawfs; -ÚwÚ and >_> if >w< it be uWu in x3 man ;;w;; besides x3 the ^w^ King to ^w^ effect x3 youw suits, OwO hewe ->_> is x3 man UwU shaww UwU do :3 it. -uWu CWOWN. >w< He ;;w;; seems to be of great authowity. :33 Cwose with :3 him, UwU give ^.^ him -x3 gowd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ though ÚwÚ authowity be :3 a ^-^ stubbown >_> beaw, yet ^.^ he >_> is ;;w;; oft x3 wed -^.^ by x3 the x3 nyose with ;;w;; gowd. uWu Show x3 the inside of x3 youw >_< puwse to x3 the -uWu outside of :33 his uWu hand, ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ mowe ado. x3 Wemembew- xDD ston'd ÚwÚ and flay'd -alive. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ;;w;; An't uWu pwease UwU you, ^w^ siw, to undewtake x3 the business fow us, -OwO hewe >_> is :3 that gowd UwU I :3 have. I'll >_< make >w< it >_< as much >_> mowe, ÚwÚ and OwO weave -ÚwÚ this xDD young x3 man uWu in ^.^ pawn >w< tiww UwU I ;;w;; bwing >w< it OwO you. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >w< Aftew UwU I uWu have donye >_> what UwU I promised? -UwU SHEPHEWD. Ay, sir. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. xDD Weww, UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the moiety. ^w^ Awe xDD you :3 a party uWu in ÚwÚ this -;;w;; businyess? -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ In x3 some sort, siw; >_> but ^w^ though x3 my case be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw one, UwU I -UwU hope UwU I UwU shaww nyot be flay'd x3 out of :3 it. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_< O, ^w^ that's x3 the case of x3 the shepherd's ^w^ son! Hang :3 him, -he'ww be UwU made >w< an example. -uWu CWOWN. :3 Comfowt, ÚwÚ good comfort! We ^w^ must to x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and x3 show UwU ouw -;;w;; stwange :3 sights. >w< He ^w^ must ^.^ knyow UwU 'tis >_< nyonye of x3 youw daughter nor x3 my -x3 sistew; ^.^ we OwO awe >_> gonye ewse. UwU Siw, UwU I xDD wiww UwU give xDD you >_< as much >_< as ÚwÚ this -;;w;; owd x3 man >w< does, when x3 the business >_> is UwU pewfowmed; ÚwÚ and >_< wemain, >_< as ^.^ he -says, x3 youw ^.^ pawn >w< tiww >w< it be ^.^ bwought OwO you. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I xDD wiww :33 twust OwO you. >_< Wawk >w< befowe toward x3 the ^-^ sea-side; OwO go on -x3 the uWu wight-hand; UwU I xDD wiww >_> but wook ;;w;; upon x3 the ÚwÚ hedge, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fowwow OwO you. -uWu CWOWN. We OwO awe bwest uWu in ÚwÚ this ^w^ man, >_< as UwU I OwO may say, even bwest. -UwU SHEPHEWD. :3 Wet's x3 befowe, >_< as ^.^ he UwU bids >_> us. >w< He UwU was x3 pwovided to UwU do >_> us -UwU good. Exeunt ^.^ SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and CWOWN -x3 AUTOWYCUS. ;;w;; If UwU I xDD had :3 a ^-^ mind to be OwO honyest, UwU I >_> see :33 Fowtunye ^.^ wouwd nyot -suffew ;;w;; me: ^.^ she ^.^ dwops booties uWu in x3 my xDD mouth. UwU I ^w^ am couwted nyow with :3 a -:3 doubwe ^.^ occasion- ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a means to UwU do x3 the Prince x3 my >_< mastew -good; which who xDD knyows >w< how :3 that OwO may turn back to x3 my x3 advancement? UwU I -xDD wiww ;;w;; bwing these >w< two UwU mowes, these ^w^ bwind onyes, OwO aboawd ^.^ him. ;;w;; If ^.^ he -think >w< it ;;w;; fit to >w< showe them OwO again, ÚwÚ and :3 that x3 the ^w^ compwaint ;;w;; they -uWu have to x3 the ^w^ King uWu concewns ^.^ him uWu nyothing, wet ^.^ him caww ;;w;; me ;;w;; wogue fow -^.^ being UwU so uWu faw ;;w;; officious; fow UwU I ^w^ am xDD pwoof OwO against :3 that :3 titwe, ÚwÚ and ->_> what ^-^ shame >_> ewse ^-^ bewongs to't. ;;w;; To ^.^ him xDD wiww UwU I xDD pwesent OwO them. >_> Thewe -OwO may be ;;w;; mattew uWu in :3 it. uWu Exit - - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -^.^ ACT V. >w< SCENyE ^.^ I. ->_< Siciwia. uWu The ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES - -Entew LEONTES, CWEOMENyES, DION, >w< PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OTHEWS - -CWEOMENyES. UwU Siw, xDD you uWu have donye UwU enyough, ÚwÚ and uWu have pewfowm'd -^-^ A saint-wike ;;w;; sowwow. No ;;w;; fauwt couwd xDD you >_< make ->_< Which xDD you uWu have nyot redeem'd; :33 indeed, paid down -uWu Mowe penitence than donye trespass. At x3 the last, -Do >_< as x3 the heavens uWu have UwU donye: x3 fowget x3 youw >_> eviw; -With them :33 fowgive OwO youwsewf. -x3 WEONTES. Whilst UwU I remember -:3 Hew ÚwÚ and her viwtues, UwU I ;;w;; cannyot x3 fowget -OwO My blemishes uWu in ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and UwU so still think of -uWu The wrong UwU I uWu did >_< mysewf; which UwU was UwU so much -:33 That >_< heiwwess >w< it hath UwU made x3 my :33 kingdom, ÚwÚ and -;;w;; Destwoy'd x3 the ;;w;; sweet'st >_< companyion :3 that ;;w;; e'ew x3 man -Bwed :33 his hopes x3 out uWu of. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_< Twue, ^w^ too ^-^ twue, x3 my OwO wowd. -If, one ^.^ by one, xDD you >w< wedded aww x3 the ^w^ wowwd, -:33 Ow from x3 the aww :3 that OwO awe >_> took ^-^ something ÚwÚ good -;;w;; To >_< make :3 a :3 pewfect ^w^ woman, ^.^ she xDD you kill'd -Wouwd be unparallel'd. -x3 WEONTES. UwU I think :3 so. :33 Kiww'd! -:33 She UwU I kiww'd! UwU I uWu did so; >_> but xDD thou strik'st ;;w;; me -:3 Sowewy, to >_> say UwU I ^.^ did. ^.^ It >_> is >_< as UwU bittew ->_> Upon >w< thy >_> tongue >_< as uWu in x3 my thought. >_> Nyow, ÚwÚ good now, -x3 Say UwU so >_> but OwO sewdom. -CWEOMENyES. ÚwÚ Nyot uWu at all, ÚwÚ good >_> wady. ->_> You ^w^ might uWu have >w< spoken :3 a thousand ^.^ things :3 that ^.^ wouwd -:3 Have donye x3 the time ^.^ mowe benyefit, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwac'd -uWu Youw OwO kindnyess ^-^ bettew. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> You OwO awe one of UwU those -Wouwd uWu have ^.^ him x3 wed ;;w;; again. -uWu DION. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ wouwd nyot >_> so, ->_> You pity nyot x3 the state, nor x3 the wemembwance -Of :33 his UwU most suvweign UwU nyame; OwO considew xDD wittwe ->_> What ÚwÚ dangews, ^.^ by :33 his Highness' fail of ^w^ issue, -^-^ May >_< dwop ;;w;; upon :33 his ^w^ kingdom ÚwÚ and devour -ÚwÚ Incewtain ÚwÚ wookews-on. >_> What :3 wewe ^.^ mowe >w< howy -Than to rejoice x3 the xDD fowmew >_< queen >_> is ^.^ weww? ->_> What ;;w;; howiew than, fow woyawty's wepaiw, -For xDD pwesent comfort, ÚwÚ and fow ÚwÚ futuwe UwU good, -;;w;; To ;;w;; bwess x3 the x3 bed of ^.^ majesty again -With :3 a x3 sweet fewwow ÚwÚ to't? -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Thewe >_> is >_< nyonye wowthy, -Wespecting her ^w^ that's ;;w;; gonye. :33 Besides, x3 the gods -Will uWu have fuwfiww'd uWu theiw secret ;;w;; puwposes; -For >_> has nyot x3 the divine Apollo said, -^-^ Is't nyot x3 the ;;w;; tenyouw of :33 his owacwe, -:33 That ^w^ King :3 Weontes UwU shaww nyot uWu have >w< an heir -Tiww :33 his wost chiwd be >w< found? >_< Which :3 that >w< it UwU shaww, -Is aww >_< as monstwous to UwU ouw human reason -;;w;; As x3 my Antigonus to bweak :33 his :3 gwave -xDD And come again to OwO me; who, on x3 my :3 wife, -Did xDD pewish with x3 the infant. 'Tis x3 youw counsel -OwO My ;;w;; wowd >_> shouwd to x3 the heavens be >_< contwawy, -ÚwÚ Oppose OwO against uWu theiw ^-^ wiwws. :33 [To ÚwÚ WEONTES] Cawe nyot fow uWu issue; -uWu The >_< cwown xDD wiww find >w< an ÚwÚ heiw. UwU Gweat x3 Awexandew -Left :33 his to x3 th' :3 wowthiest; UwU so :33 his UwU successow -Was ^.^ wike to be x3 the >_> best. -x3 WEONTES. ^-^ Good x3 Pauwinya, -Who x3 hast x3 the ^w^ memowy of ^.^ Hewmionye, -UwU I knyow, uWu in honyouw, x3 O :3 that OwO evew UwU I -xDD Had squar'd ;;w;; me to >w< thy >_< counsew! Then, even now, -UwU I ^w^ might uWu have >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon x3 my uWu queen's full ^w^ eyes, -:3 Have :33 taken treasure from her xDD wips- -OwO PAUWINyA. xDD And left them -uWu Mowe rich fow >_> what ;;w;; they yiewded. -x3 WEONTES. ^.^ Thou ;;w;; speak'st truth. -No ^.^ mowe xDD such wives; OwO thewefowe, nyo x3 wife. x3 Onye ^-^ wowse, -xDD And xDD bettew >w< us'd, ^.^ wouwd >_< make her sainted ^w^ spiwit -^.^ Again possess her :33 cowpse, ÚwÚ and on ÚwÚ this ^w^ stage, -Whewe ^.^ we ^-^ offend her now, appeaw ^-^ souw-vex'd, -xDD And x3 begin UwU 'Why to ^-^ me'- -OwO PAUWINyA. xDD Had ^.^ she xDD such x3 powew, -:33 She xDD had >w< just OwO cause. -x3 WEONTES. :33 She uWu had; ÚwÚ and ^.^ wouwd >w< incense ;;w;; me -;;w;; To murder her UwU I mawwied. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I >_> shouwd :3 so. -^.^ Wewe UwU I x3 the xDD ghost :3 that walk'd, ;;w;; I'd bid xDD you mark -:3 Hew >_< eye, ÚwÚ and tell ;;w;; me fow >_> what dull ÚwÚ pawt OwO in't ->_> You ^-^ chose >w< hew; xDD then ;;w;; I'd :3 shwiek, :3 that even x3 youw OwO eaws -Should UwU wift to hear OwO me; ÚwÚ and x3 the wowds :3 that follow'd -Should be ^-^ 'Wemembew xDD minye.' -x3 WEONTES. Stars, ÚwÚ staws, -xDD And aww eyes >_> ewse >_< dead coals! Fear xDD thou nyo :33 wife; -I'll uWu have nyo :3 wife, >_< Pauwinya. -OwO PAUWINyA. Will xDD you >_< sweaw -xDD Nyevew to marry >_> but ^.^ by x3 my fwee weave? -x3 WEONTES. Nyevew, ÚwÚ Pauwinya; UwU so be bwest x3 my :33 spiwit! -OwO PAUWINyA. Then, ÚwÚ good x3 my wowds, UwU beaw >_> witnyess to :33 his uWu oath. -CWEOMENyES. >_> You tempt ^.^ him over-much. -OwO PAUWINyA. OwO Unwess another, -;;w;; As ^.^ wike ^-^ Hewmionye >_< as >_> is her >_< pictuwe, -x3 Affwont :33 his :33 eye. -CWEOMENyES. ^-^ Good :3 madam- -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I uWu have ^-^ donye. -Yet, >_> if x3 my ;;w;; wowd xDD wiww marry- >_> if xDD you :33 wiww, ^w^ siw, -No wemedy >_> but xDD you ;;w;; wiww- UwU give ;;w;; me x3 the ^.^ office -;;w;; To choose xDD you :3 a >w< queen. :33 She UwU shaww nyot be UwU so xDD young -;;w;; As UwU was x3 youw :33 fowmew; >_> but ^.^ she UwU shaww be xDD such -As, wawk'd x3 youw xDD fiwst uWu queen's ;;w;; ghost, >w< it >_> shouwd OwO take joy -;;w;; To >_> see her uWu in x3 youw arms. -x3 WEONTES. OwO My true x3 Pauwinya, -We UwU shaww nyot marry >w< tiww xDD thou ^w^ bid'st >_> us. -OwO PAUWINyA. :33 That -Shall be when x3 youw xDD fiwst uWu queen's again uWu in breath; -xDD Nyevew >w< tiww UwU then. - -Entew :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Onye :3 that ;;w;; gives x3 out >_< himsewf Prince Fwowizew, -^-^ Son of ÚwÚ Powixenyes, with :33 his uWu pwincess- ^.^ she -uWu The >_> faiwest UwU I uWu have yet >_< behewd- desiwes x3 access -;;w;; To x3 youw xDD high pwesence. -x3 WEONTES. >_> What with him? >w< He x3 comes nyot -Wike to :33 his father's gweatnyess. ÚwÚ His approach, -^w^ So x3 out of circumstance ÚwÚ and x3 sudden, uWu tewws >_> us -'Tis nyot :3 a xDD visitation fram'd, >_> but ;;w;; fowc'd -^-^ By >_< nyeed ÚwÚ and ^w^ accident. >_> What UwU twain? -OwO GENTWEMAN. OwO But ÚwÚ few, -xDD And UwU those >_> but x3 mean. -x3 WEONTES. ÚwÚ His pwincess, >_> say UwU you, with him? -OwO GENTWEMAN. Ay; x3 the UwU most x3 peewwess ^.^ piece of earth, UwU I >_< think, -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew x3 the sun shone uWu bwight :3 on. -OwO PAUWINyA. x3 O ^.^ Hewmionye, -;;w;; As every xDD pwesent time xDD doth boast itsewf -Abuv :3 a xDD bettew >w< gonye, UwU so ^w^ must >w< thy :3 gwave -Give uWu way to UwU what's :3 seen >_< nyow! UwU Siw, xDD you >_> youwsewf -:3 Have uWu said ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwit >_> so, >_> but x3 youw wwiting nyow -Is ^-^ cowdew than :3 that OwO theme: ^w^ 'She xDD had nyot ^-^ been, -x3 Nyow UwU was nyot to be x3 equaww'd.' ^-^ Thus x3 youw >_> vewse -^-^ Fwow'd with her beauty once; UwU 'tis >w< shwewdwy :33 ebb'd, -;;w;; To >_> say xDD you uWu have :3 seen :3 a ^-^ bettew. -OwO GENTWEMAN. Pawdon, UwU madam. -uWu The one UwU I uWu have almost forgot- x3 youw ;;w;; pawdon; -uWu The ÚwÚ othew, when ^.^ she >_> has UwU obtain'd x3 youw >_< eye, -Will uWu have x3 youw >_> tongue UwU too. This >_> is :3 a x3 cweatuwe, -Wouwd ^.^ she x3 begin :3 a :33 sect, ^w^ might quench x3 the ^.^ zeaw -Of aww professors else, >_< make :33 pwosewytes -Of who ^.^ she >_> but bid x3 fowwow. -OwO PAUWINyA. OwO How! nyot :3 women? -OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Women xDD wiww wuv her :3 that ^.^ she >_> is :3 a OwO woman -uWu Mowe ^.^ wowth than xDD any xDD man; men, :3 that ^.^ she >_> is -uWu The ^.^ wawest of aww ^w^ women. -x3 WEONTES. ^w^ Go, :3 Cweomenyes; ->_< Youwsewf, ÚwÚ assisted with x3 youw :3 honyouw'd OwO fwiends, -Bring them to UwU ouw embracement. Exeunt -Still, UwU 'tis ;;w;; stwange ->w< He OwO thus >_> shouwd ^.^ steaw ;;w;; upon >_> us. -OwO PAUWINyA. xDD Had UwU ouw >_< pwince, -Jewel of chiwdwen, :3 seen ÚwÚ this ^-^ houw, ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ paiw'd -Weww with ÚwÚ this wowd; there UwU was nyot full :3 a >_> month -Between uWu theiw births. -x3 WEONTES. UwU Pwithee nyo mowe; >_> cease. ^.^ Thou ^w^ knyow'st ->w< He dies to ;;w;; me again when ^w^ tawk'd uWu of. Sure, -x3 When UwU I UwU shaww >_> see ÚwÚ this gentweman, >w< thy uWu speeches -Will ;;w;; bwing ;;w;; me to OwO considew :3 that which OwO may -Unfurnish ;;w;; me of reason. - -^.^ We-entew CWEOMENyES, with ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ;;w;; PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and -OwO ATTENDANTS - -^-^ They OwO awe x3 come. -uWu Youw mothew UwU was UwU most true to ^w^ wedwock, >_< Pwince; -For ^.^ she uWu did pwint x3 youw royal >w< fathew ^w^ off, ->_< Conceiving OwO you. ^.^ Wewe UwU I >_> but twenty-one, -uWu Youw father's x3 image >_> is UwU so ;;w;; hit uWu in xDD you -ÚwÚ His xDD vewy air, :3 that UwU I >_> shouwd caww xDD you brother, -;;w;; As UwU I uWu did :3 him, ÚwÚ and speak of ^-^ something ^-^ wiwdwy -^-^ By >_> us pewfowm'd befowe. :3 Most ÚwÚ deawwy welcome! -xDD And x3 youw >w< faiw uWu pwincess- OwO goddess! >_< O, ^.^ awas! -UwU I wost :3 a coupwe :3 that 'twixt heaven ÚwÚ and ^.^ eawth -^.^ Might OwO thus uWu have :33 stood >_< begetting wonder >_< as ->_< You, >_> gwacious couple, xDD do. xDD And xDD then UwU I xDD wost- -All >_< minye UwU own fowwy- x3 the uWu society, -x3 Amity :3 too, of x3 youw >_< bwave ÚwÚ fathew, :33 whom, -;;w;; Though :33 beawing ^-^ misewy, UwU I ^.^ desiwe x3 my >w< wife -Once ^.^ mowe to wook on ^.^ him. -x3 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ By :33 his ÚwÚ command -:3 Have UwU I OwO hewe touch'd x3 Siciwia, ÚwÚ and from ^.^ him -Give xDD you aww ^.^ gweetings :3 that :3 a OwO king, uWu at fwiend, -UwU Can >_> send :33 his bwothew; x3 and, >_> but infirmity, ->_< Which waits ;;w;; upon wown xDD times, hath ^-^ something :3 seiz'd -ÚwÚ His >w< wish'd abiwity, ^.^ he xDD had >_< himsewf -uWu The ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and watews 'twixt x3 youw >_< thwonye ÚwÚ and :33 his -:33 Measuw'd, to wook ;;w;; upon uWu you; ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he wuvs, ->w< He ;;w;; bade ;;w;; me >_> say >_> so, ^.^ mowe than aww x3 the sceptres -xDD And UwU those :3 that UwU beaw them ^-^ wiving. -x3 WEONTES. x3 O x3 my bwothew- -^-^ Good UwU gentweman!- x3 the >_< wwongs UwU I uWu have donye uWu thee stir -ÚwÚ Afwesh within OwO me; ÚwÚ and these >w< thy ;;w;; offices, -^w^ So ÚwÚ wawewy ;;w;; kind, OwO awe >_< as intewpwetews -Of x3 my xDD behind-hand swacknyess! Welcome hithew, -;;w;; As >_> is x3 the ^-^ spwing to x3 th' ;;w;; eawth. xDD And hath ^.^ he ^w^ too -uWu Expos'd ÚwÚ this uWu pawagon to x3 th' x3 feawfuw ;;w;; usage, -At least >_> ungentwe, of x3 the :3 dweadfuw Neptune, -;;w;; To x3 gweet :3 a x3 man nyot ^.^ wowth her pains, much less -xDD Th' adventuwe of her ^.^ pewson? -x3 FWOWIZEW. OwO Good, x3 my uWu wowd, -:33 She ^-^ came from Libya. -x3 WEONTES. Whewe x3 the warlike Smalus, -:33 That x3 nyobwe :3 honyouw'd uWu wowd, >_> is feaw'd ÚwÚ and >_< wov'd? -x3 FWOWIZEW. :3 Most royal ^w^ siw, from >w< thence; from ^.^ him x3 whose daughter -ÚwÚ His tears proclaim'd his, >w< pawting with >w< hew; thence, -^-^ A :33 pwospewous >_> south-wind ;;w;; fwiendwy, ^.^ we uWu have cross'd, -;;w;; To :33 execute x3 the :3 chawge x3 my >w< fathew uWu gave ;;w;; me -For ÚwÚ visiting x3 youw ;;w;; Highnyess. OwO My best twain -UwU I uWu have from x3 youw ^-^ Siciwian uWu showes ;;w;; dismiss'd; -Who fow >_> Bohemia ÚwÚ bend, to :33 signyify -ÚwÚ Nyot >w< onwy x3 my >w< success uWu in :33 Wibya, ^w^ siw, -OwO But x3 my >_< awwivaw ÚwÚ and x3 my ^w^ wife's uWu in :33 safety -:3 Hewe :3 whewe ^.^ we x3 awe. -x3 WEONTES. uWu The blessed gods -xDD Puwge aww :3 infection from UwU ouw ^w^ aiw whiwst xDD you -Do x3 cwimate here! >_> You uWu have :3 a >w< howy ÚwÚ fathew, -^-^ A ^.^ gwacefuw gentweman, OwO against x3 whose pewson, -^w^ So uWu sacwed >_< as >w< it ;;w;; is, UwU I uWu have donye ^w^ sin, -For which x3 the >w< heavens, :3 taking angry :3 nyote, -:3 Have left ;;w;; me issueless; ÚwÚ and x3 youw father's ^.^ bwest, -;;w;; As ^.^ he from heaven xDD mewits :33 it, with UwU you, -Wowthy :33 his >_< goodnyess. >_> What ^w^ might UwU I uWu have ^-^ been, -^.^ Might UwU I :3 a >_< son ÚwÚ and daughter nyow uWu have >_> wook'd ;;w;; on, ->w< Such xDD goodwy ^.^ things >_< as you! - -Entew :3 a >w< WOWD - -WOWD. :3 Most x3 nyobwe ^w^ siw, -:33 That which UwU I UwU shaww wepowt xDD wiww UwU beaw nyo ^.^ cwedit, -^.^ Wewe nyot x3 the xDD pwoof UwU so nyigh. ÚwÚ Pwease UwU you, great ^w^ siw, ->_> Bohemia greets xDD you from >_< himsewf ^.^ by OwO me; -Desires xDD you to OwO attach :33 his x3 son, who >_< has- -ÚwÚ His dignity ÚwÚ and >_> duty both ;;w;; cast :3 off- ->_< Fwed from :33 his ÚwÚ fathew, from :33 his hopes, ÚwÚ and with -^-^ A shepherd's >w< daughtew. -x3 WEONTES. :3 Whewe's ^-^ Bohemia? :33 Speak. -WOWD. :3 Hewe uWu in x3 youw >_> city; UwU I nyow ^-^ came from ^.^ him. -UwU I speak >_> amazedwy; ÚwÚ and >w< it x3 becomes -OwO My :3 mawvew ÚwÚ and x3 my uWu message. ;;w;; To x3 youw court -Whiwes ^.^ he UwU was hast'ning- uWu in x3 the uWu chase, >w< it seems, -Of ÚwÚ this >w< faiw couple- ^.^ meets ^.^ he on x3 the uWu way -uWu The >w< fathew of ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seeming uWu wady ÚwÚ and -:3 Hew brother, xDD having both uWu theiw countwy uWu quitted -With ÚwÚ this xDD young pwince. -x3 FWOWIZEW. Camiwwo >_> has betray'd OwO me; ->_< Whose honour ÚwÚ and x3 whose honesty >w< tiww nyow -OwO Enduw'd aww ;;w;; weathews. -WOWD. Lay't UwU so to :33 his chawge; -He's with x3 the ^w^ King x3 youw :33 fathew. -x3 WEONTES. uWu Who? >_< Camiwwo? -WOWD. Camillo, siw; UwU I x3 spake with him; who nyow -x3 Has these poor ;;w;; men uWu in x3 question. xDD Nyevew saw UwU I ->_< Wwetches UwU so x3 quake. ^-^ They :33 knyeew, ;;w;; they :3 kiss x3 the ^w^ eawth; -Forswear x3 themsewves >_< as often >_< as ;;w;; they >_< speak. ->_> Bohemia xDD stops :33 his ;;w;; eaws, ÚwÚ and threatens them -With divers >w< deaths uWu in death. -OwO PEWDITA. x3 O x3 my poor ;;w;; fathew! -uWu The heaven :33 sets >w< spies ;;w;; upon us, xDD wiww nyot uWu have -Our ÚwÚ contwact celebrated. -x3 WEONTES. >_> You OwO awe uWu mawwied? -x3 FWOWIZEW. We OwO awe >_> nyot, ^w^ siw, nor OwO awe ^.^ we ^.^ wike to be; -uWu The ÚwÚ staws, UwU I see, xDD wiww :3 kiss x3 the valleys fiwst. -uWu The ^w^ odds fow xDD high ÚwÚ and wow's alike. -x3 WEONTES. OwO My uWu wowd, -Is ÚwÚ this x3 the daughter of :3 a UwU king? -x3 FWOWIZEW. :33 She ;;w;; is, -x3 When >_> once ^.^ she >_> is x3 my x3 wife. -x3 WEONTES. :33 That :3 'once,' UwU I >_> see ^.^ by x3 youw ÚwÚ good father's speed, -Will come on xDD vewy slowly. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, -:3 Most sowwy, xDD you uWu have xDD bwoken from :33 his UwU wiking -Whewe xDD you :3 wewe tied uWu in duty; ÚwÚ and >_< as sowwy -uWu Youw UwU choice >_> is nyot UwU so rich uWu in ^.^ wowth >_< as >w< beauty, -:33 That xDD you ^w^ might weww ^.^ enjoy her. -x3 FWOWIZEW. Dear, wook :33 up. -;;w;; Though ÚwÚ Fowtunye, visibwe >w< an enyemy, -Should OwO chase >_> us with x3 my ÚwÚ fathew, pow'w nyo jot ->_< Hath ^.^ she to change UwU ouw :3 wuvs. Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, -ÚwÚ Wemembew xDD since xDD you uWu ow'd nyo ^.^ mowe to time -Than UwU I UwU do now. With xDD thought of xDD such >_> affections, ->w< Step fowth >_< minye >_< advocate; uWu at x3 youw request -OwO My >w< fathew xDD wiww gwant >_< pwecious ^.^ things >_< as UwU twifwes. -x3 WEONTES. Wouwd ^.^ he UwU do >_> so, ;;w;; I'd ÚwÚ beg x3 youw >_< pwecious ^-^ mistwess, ->_< Which ^.^ he counts >_> but :3 a x3 twifwe. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU Siw, x3 my ^.^ wiege, -uWu Youw ^w^ eye hath ^w^ too much :33 youth ÚwÚ in't. ÚwÚ Nyot :3 a >_> month -^-^ Fowe x3 youw >_< queen died, ^.^ she UwU was ^.^ mowe ^.^ wowth xDD such ^w^ gazes -Than >_> what xDD you wook on now. -x3 WEONTES. UwU I xDD thought of her -Even uWu in these :33 wooks UwU I >_> made. :33 [To FWOWIZEW] OwO But x3 youw x3 petition -Is yet ^w^ unyanswew'd. UwU I xDD wiww to x3 youw :33 fathew. -uWu Youw honour nyot UwU o'ewthwown ^.^ by x3 youw desires, -UwU I ^w^ am :33 fwiend to them ÚwÚ and OwO you. >_> Upon which x3 ewwand -UwU I nyow OwO go toward him; OwO thewefowe, ;;w;; fowwow uWu me, -xDD And mark >_> what uWu way UwU I >_> make. ^.^ Come, ÚwÚ good x3 my OwO wowd. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE UwU II. ->_< Siciwia. ^.^ Befowe x3 the ^w^ pawace of >w< WEONTES - -Entew ;;w;; AUTOWYCUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, :3 wewe xDD you xDD pwesent uWu at ÚwÚ this UwU wewation? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I UwU was ^.^ by uWu at x3 the >w< openying of x3 the >_> fawdew, heard x3 the -;;w;; owd xDD shephewd ÚwÚ dewivew x3 the ^w^ mannyew >w< how ^.^ he >_> found uWu it; wheweupon, ÚwÚ aftew -:3 a xDD wittwe amazednyess, ^.^ we :3 wewe aww :3 commanded x3 out of x3 the ;;w;; chambew; ->w< onwy uWu this, >_> methought UwU I heard x3 the xDD shephewd >_> say ^.^ he >_> found x3 the :33 chiwd. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^.^ wouwd UwU most gwadwy ^.^ knyow x3 the x3 issue of :3 it. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I >_< make :3 a xDD bwoken dewivewy of x3 the ^.^ businyess; >_> but x3 the -:33 changes UwU I OwO pewceived uWu in x3 the ^w^ King ÚwÚ and Camiwwo :3 wewe xDD vewy >_> nyotes of -admiration. ^-^ They ^w^ seem'd almost, with >_> stawing on one another, to -teaw x3 the xDD cases of uWu theiw eyes; there UwU was ÚwÚ speech uWu in uWu theiw dumbness, -language uWu in uWu theiw xDD vewy OwO gestuwe; ;;w;; they >_> wook'd >_< as ;;w;; they xDD had heard of -:3 a wowwd x3 wansom'd, ow one >w< destwoyed. ^-^ A OwO nyotabwe passion of wonder -appeared uWu in OwO them; >_> but x3 the :33 wisest >w< behowdew :3 that UwU knyew nyo ^.^ mowe >_> but -^-^ seeing couwd nyot >_> say >_> if x3 th' ;;w;; impowtance :3 wewe joy ow ^.^ sowwow- >_> but uWu in -x3 the extremity of x3 the one >w< it ^w^ must >_< nyeeds >w< be. - -Entew anyothew ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -:3 Hewe x3 comes :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman :3 that happily xDD knyows more. uWu The news, uWu Wogewo? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. Nyothing >_> but >w< bonfiwes. uWu The ^-^ owacwe >_> is fulfill'd: -x3 the >_< King's daughter >_> is uWu found. >w< Such :3 a deal of wonder >_> is xDD bwoken x3 out -within ÚwÚ this >_> houw :3 that bawwad-makews ;;w;; cannyot be able to express :3 it. - -Entew anyothew ^-^ GENTWEMAN - -:3 Hewe x3 comes x3 the xDD Wady Pauwinya's ^.^ stewawd; ^.^ he ^.^ can ÚwÚ dewivew xDD you more. -How xDD goes >w< it now, UwU siw? This news, which >_> is ^w^ caww'd ^-^ twue, >_> is UwU so ^.^ wike ->w< an ;;w;; owd xDD tawe :3 that x3 the ^w^ vewity of >w< it >_> is uWu in >w< stwong suspicion. x3 Has x3 the -^w^ King >_> found :33 his heir? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. :3 Most ^-^ twue, >_> if OwO evew uWu twuth :3 wewe x3 pwegnyant ^.^ by -ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. :33 That which xDD you hear you'ww >_< sweaw xDD you see, there >_> is -xDD such unyity uWu in x3 the ^w^ pwoofs. uWu The ^-^ mantwe of xDD Queen :3 Hewmionye's; her -jewel about x3 the x3 nyeck of uWu it; x3 the x3 wettews of Antigonus >_> found with -:33 it, which ;;w;; they ^.^ knyow to be :33 his uWu chawactew; x3 the ^.^ majesty of x3 the -creature uWu in resemblance of x3 the mothew; x3 the :3 affection of nobleness -which ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_< shows :33 abuv her ^w^ bweeding; ÚwÚ and UwU many othew UwU evidences- -:3 pwocwaim her with aww cewtainty to be x3 the >_< King's >w< daughtew. Did -xDD you >_> see x3 the meeting of x3 the >w< two kings? -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. No. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU Then xDD you uWu have wost :3 a ^.^ sight which UwU was to be uWu seen, -;;w;; cannyot be >w< spoken uWu of. >_> Thewe ^w^ might xDD you uWu have beheld one joy >_< cwown -another, UwU so ÚwÚ and uWu in xDD such ^w^ mannyew :3 that >w< it ^w^ seem'd sorrow :33 wept to OwO take -OwO weave of OwO them; fow uWu theiw joy UwU waded uWu in >w< teaws. >_> Thewe UwU was casting x3 up -of ^w^ eyes, uWu howding x3 up of ^.^ hands, with >_< countenyance of xDD such -OwO distwaction :3 that ;;w;; they :3 wewe to be ÚwÚ knyown ^.^ by OwO gawment, nyot ^.^ by UwU favouw. -Our OwO king, ^.^ being ready to ^-^ weap x3 out of >_< himsewf fow joy of :33 his >_> found -^w^ daughtew, >_< as >_> if :3 that joy :3 wewe nyow :33 become :3 a woss, x3 cwies 'O, >w< thy -:33 mothew, >w< thy mothew!' xDD then OwO asks >_> Bohemia fowgivenyess; xDD then uWu embwaces -:33 his UwU son-in-waw; xDD then again UwU wowwies ^.^ he :33 his daughter with ÚwÚ cwipping -her. Now ^.^ he thanks x3 the ;;w;; owd shepherd, which >w< stands ^.^ by ^.^ wike :3 a -UwU weathew-bitten >_> conduit of UwU many kings' weigns. UwU I >_< nyevew heard of -xDD such anyothew encountew, which wames wepowt to ;;w;; fowwow >w< it ÚwÚ and ->_< undoes description to UwU do :3 it. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. What, pray UwU you, ÚwÚ became of >_> Antigonyus, :3 that cawwied ->w< hence x3 the >w< chiwd? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. Wike >w< an ;;w;; owd xDD tawe still, which xDD wiww uWu have ;;w;; mattew to -weheawse, ^w^ though cwedit be ;;w;; asweep ÚwÚ and nyot >w< an ear open: ^.^ he UwU was -:33 town to uWu pieces with :3 a bear. This >w< avouches x3 the shepherd's x3 son, who ->_> has nyot >w< onwy :33 his >w< innyocence, which ;;w;; seems ÚwÚ much, to justify :3 him, >_> but -:3 a handkerchief ÚwÚ and rings of :33 his :3 that ^-^ Pauwinya knyows. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. >_> What ÚwÚ became of :33 his >_< bawk ÚwÚ and :33 his :33 fowwowews? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Wweck'd x3 the same x3 instant of uWu theiw xDD mastew's UwU death, -ÚwÚ and uWu in x3 the x3 view of x3 the >w< shephewd; UwU so :3 that aww x3 the instwuments -which aided to expose x3 the chiwd :3 wewe even xDD then wost when >w< it UwU was -uWu found. But, >_< O, x3 the x3 nyobwe :33 combat :3 that 'twixt joy ÚwÚ and sorrow UwU was -ÚwÚ fought uWu in xDD Pauwinya! :33 She xDD had one ^w^ eye declin'd fow x3 the ^-^ woss of her -^.^ husband, anyothew elevated :3 that x3 the ^-^ owacwe UwU was ^.^ fuwfiww'd. :33 She -wifted x3 the Pwincess from x3 the earth, ÚwÚ and UwU so locks her uWu in ÚwÚ embwacing ->_< as >_> if ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd uWu pin her to her uWu heawt, :3 that ^.^ she ^w^ might nyo ^.^ mowe be -uWu in danger of wosing. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. uWu The dignity of ÚwÚ this ;;w;; act UwU was ^.^ wowth x3 the audience of ->w< kings ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwinces; fow ^.^ by xDD such UwU was >w< it x3 acted. -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. x3 Onye of x3 the pwettiest >_> touches of all, ÚwÚ and :3 that -which angl'd fow >_< minye :33 eyes- caught x3 the >_< watew, ^w^ though nyot x3 the -^.^ fish- UwU was, when uWu at x3 the wewation of x3 the Queen's UwU death, with x3 the -^w^ mannyew >w< how ^.^ she ^-^ came uWu to't bravely >_> confess'd ÚwÚ and UwU wamented ^.^ by x3 the -OwO King, >w< how uWu attentivenyes wounded :33 his ;;w;; daughtew; ^w^ tiww, from one xDD sign -of dolour to another, ^.^ she uWu did with >w< an xDD 'Awas!'- UwU I ^.^ wouwd >_> fain UwU say- -bweed teaws; fow UwU I ^w^ am >_< suwe x3 my >_< heawt :33 wept blood. Who UwU was UwU most -OwO mawbwe there changed ;;w;; cowouw; x3 some ÚwÚ swoonyed, aww sorrowed. ;;w;; If aww -x3 the wowwd couwd uWu have >_> seen't, x3 the woe xDD had :33 been universal. -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Awe ;;w;; they wetuwnyed to x3 the ^w^ couwt? -^w^ THIWD OwO GENTWEMAN. No. uWu The Pwincess hearing of her ;;w;; mothew's statue, -which >_> is uWu in x3 the ^w^ keeping of ^w^ Pauwinya- :3 a ^.^ piece UwU many years uWu in xDD doing -ÚwÚ and nyow x3 nyewwy pewfowm'd ^.^ by :3 that OwO wawe Itawian ^.^ mastew, Julio -x3 Womanyo, who, xDD had ^.^ he >_< himsewf etewnyity ÚwÚ and couwd put UwU bweath x3 into -:33 his work, ^.^ wouwd beguile ÚwÚ nyatuwe of her ^-^ custom, UwU so pewfectwy ^.^ he >_> is -her x3 ape. >w< He UwU so nyeaw to ^-^ Hewmionye hath donye ^-^ Hewmionye :3 that ;;w;; they >_> say -one ^.^ wouwd speak to her ÚwÚ and stand uWu in UwU hope of answer- uWu thithew with -aww uWu gweedinyess of :3 affection OwO awe ;;w;; they >w< gonye, ÚwÚ and there ;;w;; they intend -to uWu sup. -^w^ SECOND OwO GENTWEMAN. UwU I xDD thought ^.^ she xDD had x3 some great ;;w;; mattew there uWu in -xDD hand; fow ^.^ she hath pwivatewy twice ow thrice :3 a ^-^ day, OwO evew xDD since -x3 the :33 death of ^.^ Hewmionye, OwO visited :3 that removed ÚwÚ house. Shall ^.^ we -thithew, ÚwÚ and with UwU ouw >_< company ^.^ piece x3 the >_< wejoicing? -uWu FIWST OwO GENTWEMAN. Who ^.^ wouwd be thence :3 that >_> has x3 the ^-^ benyefit of -access? Evewy >_> wink of >w< an ^w^ eye x3 some x3 nyew xDD gwace xDD wiww be born. Our ->w< absence x3 makes >_> us unthrifty to UwU ouw knowledge. :3 Wet's >_> awong. -Exeunt ^-^ GENTWEMEN -x3 AUTOWYCUS. >_> Nyow, xDD had UwU I nyot x3 the ÚwÚ dash of x3 my xDD fowmew >w< wife uWu in uWu me, ^.^ wouwd -pwefewment >_< dwop on x3 my >_> head. UwU I ^.^ bwought x3 the ;;w;; owd x3 man ÚwÚ and :33 his >_< son -OwO aboawd x3 the >_< Pwince; told ^.^ him UwU I heard them tawk of :3 a x3 fawdew ÚwÚ and UwU I -^.^ knyow nyot :3 what; >_> but ^.^ he uWu at :3 that time OwO uvw-fond of x3 the shepherd's -daughtew- UwU so ^.^ he xDD then >_> took her to ^-^ be- who began to be much -ÚwÚ sea-sick, ÚwÚ and >_< himsewf xDD wittwe better, extremity of >_> weathew -continuing, ÚwÚ this mystery ^.^ wemainyed undiscuvw'd. OwO But UwU 'tis aww one -to OwO me; fow xDD had UwU I :33 been x3 the xDD findew-out of ÚwÚ this secret, >w< it ^.^ wouwd nyot -uWu have wewish'd ^-^ among x3 my othew discwedits. - -Entew ^.^ SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and CWOWN - -:3 Hewe come UwU those UwU I uWu have donye ÚwÚ good to OwO against x3 my :33 wiww, ÚwÚ and xDD awweady -appearing uWu in x3 the xDD bwossoms of uWu theiw xDD fowtunye. -UwU SHEPHEWD. ^.^ Come, ^.^ boy; UwU I ^w^ am x3 past ^-^ moe chiwdwen, >_> but >w< thy xDD sons ÚwÚ and ->_> daughtews xDD wiww be aww gentlemen born. -uWu CWOWN. >_> You OwO awe weww :3 met, sir. >_> You >w< denyied to >w< fight with ;;w;; me ÚwÚ this -othew ^-^ day, uWu because UwU I UwU was nyo ÚwÚ gentweman born. xDD See xDD you these -uWu cwothes? x3 Say xDD you >_> see them nyot ÚwÚ and think ;;w;; me still nyo ÚwÚ gentweman -born. >_> You :3 wewe best >_> say these ^-^ wobes OwO awe nyot gentlemen born. Give -;;w;; me x3 the wie, do; ÚwÚ and >_> twy >w< whethew UwU I ^w^ am nyot nyow :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman born. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I ^.^ knyow xDD you OwO awe now, ^w^ siw, :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman born. -uWu CWOWN. Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu have :33 been UwU so xDD any time these fouw hours. -UwU SHEPHEWD. xDD And UwU so uWu have I, uWu boy. -uWu CWOWN. ^w^ So xDD you uWu have; >_> but UwU I UwU was :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman bown >w< befowe x3 my father; -fow x3 the >_< King's >_< son >_> took ;;w;; me ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand ÚwÚ and ^w^ caww'd ;;w;; me bwothew; ÚwÚ and -xDD then x3 the >w< two >w< kings ^w^ caww'd x3 my >w< fathew bwothew; ÚwÚ and xDD then x3 the >_< Pwince, -x3 my brother, ÚwÚ and x3 the xDD Pwincess, x3 my ^-^ sistew, ^w^ caww'd x3 my >w< fathew :33 fathew. -xDD And UwU so ^.^ we wept; ÚwÚ and there UwU was x3 the xDD fiwst ^.^ gentweman-wike tears :3 that -OwO evew ^.^ we uWu shed. -UwU SHEPHEWD. We OwO may x3 wive, x3 son, to x3 shed UwU many more. -uWu CWOWN. Ay; ow >_> ewse >w< 'twewe x3 hawd wuck, ^.^ being uWu in UwU so ÚwÚ pwepostewous -estate >_< as ^.^ we x3 awe. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I x3 humbwy :33 beseech UwU you, ^w^ siw, to UwU pawdon ;;w;; me aww x3 the :33 fauwts UwU I -uWu have >_> committed to x3 youw worship, ÚwÚ and to UwU give ;;w;; me x3 youw ÚwÚ good wepowt -to x3 the Prince x3 my master. -UwU SHEPHEWD. Prithee, x3 son, do; fow ^.^ we ^w^ must be gentwe, nyow ^.^ we OwO awe ->_< gentwemen. -uWu CWOWN. ^.^ Thou wiwt ;;w;; amend >w< thy :33 wife? -x3 AUTOWYCUS. Ay, >w< an >w< it ^.^ wike x3 youw ÚwÚ good UwU wowship. -uWu CWOWN. Give ;;w;; me >w< thy >w< hand. UwU I xDD wiww >_< sweaw to x3 the Prince xDD thou awt >_< as -xDD honyest :3 a true fewwow >_< as xDD any >_> is uWu in OwO Bohemia. -UwU SHEPHEWD. >_> You OwO may >_> say :33 it, >_> but nyot >_< sweaw :3 it. -uWu CWOWN. ÚwÚ Nyot >_< sweaw :33 it, nyow UwU I ^w^ am :3 a gentleman? Let ÚwÚ boows ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwankwins ->_> say >w< it: I'll >_< sweaw :3 it. -UwU SHEPHEWD. How >_> if >w< it be :3 fawse, uWu son? -uWu CWOWN. ;;w;; If >w< it be ^w^ nye'ew UwU so :3 fawse, :3 a true ÚwÚ gentweman OwO may >_< sweaw >w< it uWu in -x3 the behawf of :33 his :3 fwiend. xDD And I'll >_< sweaw to x3 the Prince xDD thou awt :3 a -;;w;; taww fewwow of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou wiwt nyot be dwunk; >_> but UwU I -^.^ knyow xDD thou awt nyo ;;w;; taww fewwow of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 that xDD thou wiwt be -drunk. OwO But I'll >_< sweaw uWu it; ÚwÚ and UwU I ^.^ wouwd xDD thou wouldst be :3 a ;;w;; taww -fewwow of >w< thy ^w^ hands. -x3 AUTOWYCUS. UwU I xDD wiww ^-^ pwuv >_> so, ^w^ siw, to x3 my UwU powew. -uWu CWOWN. Ay, ^.^ by xDD any >_< means, ^-^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; taww UwU fewwow. ;;w;; If UwU I UwU do nyot wonder ->w< how xDD thou ^w^ daw'st venture to be UwU dwunk nyot ^.^ being :3 a ;;w;; taww fewwow, -:33 twust ;;w;; me not. :33 Hawk! x3 the >w< kings ÚwÚ and x3 the >_< pwinces, UwU ouw ;;w;; kindwed, OwO awe -x3 going to >_> see x3 the Queen's x3 pictuwe. ^.^ Come, ;;w;; fowwow us; we'll be >w< thy -ÚwÚ good ^w^ mastews. Exeunt - - - - ->w< SCENyE >_> III. ->_< Siciwia. ^-^ A ^w^ chapew uWu in PAUWINyA's ;;w;; house - -Entew LEONTES, ÚwÚ POWIXENyES, ^-^ FWOWIZEW, ;;w;; PEWDITA, >_> CAMIWWO, >w< PAUWINyA, -;;w;; WOWDS ÚwÚ and OwO ATTENDANTS - -x3 WEONTES. x3 O :3 gwave ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ good x3 Pauwinya, x3 the great uWu comfowt -:33 That UwU I uWu have xDD had of uWu thee! -OwO PAUWINyA. What, suvweign ^w^ siw, -UwU I uWu did nyot weww, UwU I meant well. All x3 my >_< sewvices ->_> You uWu have paid ÚwÚ home; >_> but :3 that xDD you uWu have OwO vouchsaf'd, -With x3 youw cwown'd ÚwÚ bwothew ÚwÚ and these x3 youw >_< contwacted -:33 Heiws of x3 youw >_< kingdoms, x3 my poor ;;w;; house to :33 visit, -^.^ It >_> is :3 a ;;w;; suwpwus of x3 youw gwace, which >_< nyevew -OwO My >w< wife OwO may >w< wast to answer. -x3 WEONTES. x3 O x3 Pauwinya, -We honour xDD you with ^w^ twoubwe; >_> but ^.^ we ^-^ came -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the statue of UwU ouw >w< queen. uWu Youw gawwewy -:3 Have ^.^ we :33 pass'd :33 thwough, nyot ^-^ without much :3 content -^w^ In UwU many uWu singuwawities; >_> but ^.^ we saw nyot -:33 That which x3 my daughter ^-^ came to wook upon, -uWu The statue of her x3 mothew. -OwO PAUWINyA. ;;w;; As ^.^ she liv'd peewwess, -^w^ So her >_< dead likeness, UwU I UwU do weww :33 bewieve, -uWu Excews ÚwÚ whatevew yet xDD you >_> wook'd ;;w;; upon -:33 Ow uWu hand of x3 man hath donye; >_< thewefowe UwU I >_< keep >w< it -:3 Wonyewy, x3 apawt. OwO But OwO hewe >w< it >w< is. Pwepawe -;;w;; To >_> see x3 the >w< wife >_< as lively mock'd >_< as OwO evew -UwU Stiww :33 sweep mock'd death. :3 Behowd; ÚwÚ and >_> say UwU 'tis well. -ÚwÚ [PAUWINyA ÚwÚ dwaws :3 a ^w^ cuwtain, ÚwÚ and discovers HERMIONE ->_< standing ^.^ wike :3 a statue] -UwU I ^.^ wike x3 youw OwO siwence; >w< it x3 the ^.^ mowe >_< shows x3 off -uWu Youw UwU wondew; >_> but yet >_< speak. ^.^ Fiwst, UwU you, x3 my OwO wiege. -UwU Comes >w< it nyot ^-^ something ;;w;; nyeaw? -x3 WEONTES. :3 Hew natural ÚwÚ postuwe! -uWu Chide uWu me, uWu deaw OwO stonye, :3 that UwU I OwO may >_> say ÚwÚ indeed -^.^ Thou awt >w< Hewmionye; ow UwU wathew, xDD thou awt ^.^ she -^w^ In >w< thy nyot :33 chiding; fow ^.^ she UwU was >_< as xDD tendew -;;w;; As infancy ÚwÚ and grace. OwO But ^w^ yet, x3 Pauwinya, -^-^ Hewmionye UwU was nyot UwU so much wrinkled, >_< nyothing -^w^ So ^-^ aged >_< as ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ seems. -POWIXENyES. >_< O, nyot ^.^ by x3 much! -OwO PAUWINyA. ^w^ So much x3 the ^.^ mowe UwU ouw cawvew's excewwence, ->_< Which wets OwO go ^.^ by x3 some :33 sixteen years ÚwÚ and x3 makes her -;;w;; As ^.^ she liv'd now. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; As nyow ^.^ she ^w^ might uWu have :33 donye, -^w^ So much to x3 my ÚwÚ good uWu comfowt >_< as >w< it >_> is -Now piewcing to x3 my ^-^ souw. >_< O, OwO thus ^.^ she >_> stood, -Even with xDD such >w< wife of UwU majesty- wawm :3 wife, -;;w;; As nyow >w< it coldly ^-^ stands- when xDD fiwst UwU I woo'd >_> hew! -UwU I ^w^ am asham'd. ÚwÚ Does nyot x3 the stone ^.^ webuke ;;w;; me -For ^.^ being ^.^ mowe stone than :33 it? x3 O royal >_< piece, ->_> Thewe's >w< magic uWu in >w< thy ^.^ majesty, which >_> has -OwO My ;;w;; eviws ^w^ conjuw'd to ^w^ wemembwance, ÚwÚ and -Fwom >w< thy ^w^ admiwing daughter >_> took x3 the ^.^ spiwits, -^w^ Standing ^.^ wike stone with uWu thee! -OwO PEWDITA. xDD And UwU give ;;w;; me weave, -xDD And UwU do nyot >_> say UwU 'tis superstition :3 that -UwU I :33 knyeew, ÚwÚ and xDD then :3 impwowe her blessing. Lady, ->_< Deaw queen, :3 that >_< ended when UwU I >_> but began, -Give ;;w;; me :3 that uWu hand of >_> youws to >w< kiss. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_< O, UwU patience! -uWu The statue >_> is >_> but x3 nyewwy OwO fix'd, x3 the colour's -ÚwÚ Nyot >_< dwy. -uWu CAMIWWO. OwO My uWu wowd, x3 youw sorrow UwU was ^w^ too ^w^ sowe laid ;;w;; on, ->_< Which :33 sixteen >w< wintews ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwow away, -^w^ So UwU many summers >_< dwy. Scarce xDD any joy -Did OwO evew UwU so ^-^ wong ÚwÚ wive; nyo sorrow -OwO But kill'd itsewf much soonyew. -POWIXENyES. >_< Deaw x3 my brother, -Let ^.^ him :3 that UwU was x3 the cause of ÚwÚ this uWu have pow'w -;;w;; To OwO take x3 off UwU so much grief from xDD you >_< as ^.^ he -Will ^.^ piece x3 up uWu in himself. -OwO PAUWINyA. >w< Indeed, x3 my uWu wowd, -;;w;; If UwU I xDD had xDD thought x3 the ^.^ sight of x3 my poor x3 image -Wouwd OwO thus uWu have ;;w;; wwought :3 you- fow x3 the stone >_> is ^-^ minye- -;;w;; I'd nyot uWu have ^w^ show'd :3 it. -x3 WEONTES. Do nyot dwaw x3 the uWu cuwtain. -OwO PAUWINyA. No longer UwU shaww xDD you ÚwÚ gaze on't, xDD west x3 youw ^w^ fancy -^-^ May think :3 anyon >w< it moves. -x3 WEONTES. Let be, wet >w< be. -Wouwd UwU I :3 wewe >_< dead, >_> but :3 that uWu methinks uWu awweady- ->_> What UwU was ^.^ he :3 that uWu did >_< make :33 it? :3 See, x3 my uWu wowd, -Wouwd xDD you nyot >w< deem >w< it bweath'd, ÚwÚ and :3 that UwU those >_> veins -Did x3 vewiwy UwU beaw >_< bwood? -POWIXENyES. ^.^ Mastewwy uWu donye! -uWu The xDD vewy >w< wife ;;w;; seems wawm ;;w;; upon her ^.^ wip. -x3 WEONTES. uWu The >_> fixtuwe of her ^w^ eye >_> has >_> motion OwO in't, -;;w;; As ^.^ we OwO awe mock'd with art. -OwO PAUWINyA. I'll dwaw x3 the uWu cuwtain. -OwO My UwU wowd's almost UwU so uWu faw twanspowted :3 that -^-^ He'ww think :3 anyon >w< it ^.^ wives. -x3 WEONTES. x3 O x3 sweet x3 Pauwinya, -^-^ Make ;;w;; me to think UwU so ÚwÚ twenty years ;;w;; togethew! -No ^-^ settwed :33 senses of x3 the wowwd ^.^ can >_< match -uWu The :3 pweasuwe of :3 that >w< madnyess. Let 't >_< awonye. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU I ^w^ am sowwy, ^w^ siw, UwU I uWu have OwO thus uWu faw stirr'd uWu you; >_> but -UwU I couwd UwU affwict xDD you ÚwÚ fawthew. -x3 WEONTES. UwU Do, ÚwÚ Pauwinya; -For ÚwÚ this >_> affwiction >_> has :3 a >_> taste >_< as x3 sweet -;;w;; As xDD any cowdiaw UwU comfowt. Still, UwU methinks, ->_> Thewe >_> is >w< an ^w^ aiw x3 comes from her. >_> What OwO finye >_< chisew -Could OwO evew yet :3 cut >_> bweath? Let nyo x3 man ÚwÚ mock uWu me, -For UwU I xDD wiww :3 kiss her. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Good x3 my uWu wowd, ^.^ fowbeaw. -uWu The UwU wuddinyess ;;w;; upon her >_< wip >_> is wet; -You'll >_> maw >w< it >_> if xDD you :3 kiss uWu it; stain x3 youw UwU own -With :3 oiwy xDD painting. Shall UwU I dwaw x3 the curtain? -x3 WEONTES. :3 Nyo, nyot these ÚwÚ twenty years. -OwO PEWDITA. ^w^ So ^-^ wong couwd UwU I -;;w;; Stand UwU by, :3 a looker-on. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^-^ Eithew fowbeaw, -uWu Quit presently x3 the >_< chapew, ow wesowve xDD you -For ^.^ mowe amazement. ;;w;; If xDD you ^.^ can behowd :33 it, -I'll >_< make x3 the statue move :33 indeed, :33 descend, -xDD And OwO take xDD you ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand, >_> but xDD then you'ww x3 think- ->_< Which UwU I ^w^ pwotest x3 against- UwU I ^w^ am ÚwÚ assisted -^-^ By wicked xDD powews. -x3 WEONTES. >_> What xDD you ^.^ can >_< make her UwU do -UwU I ^w^ am :3 content to wook xDD on; >_> what to speak -UwU I ^w^ am :3 content to :3 heaw; fow UwU 'tis >_< as ^w^ easy -;;w;; To >_< make her speak >_< as ;;w;; muv. -OwO PAUWINyA. ^.^ It >_> is requir'd ->_> You UwU do awake x3 youw ÚwÚ faith. UwU Then aww stand stiww; -:33 Ow UwU those :3 that think >w< it >_> is unwawfuw business -UwU I ^w^ am about, wet them uWu depawt. -x3 WEONTES. ;;w;; Pwoceed. -No :33 foot UwU shaww stir. -OwO PAUWINyA. UwU Music, awake >_< hew: stwike. ^w^ [Music] -'Tis time; xDD descend; be stone nyo mowe; >_> appwoach; -OwO Stwike aww :3 that wook ;;w;; upon with marvel. ÚwÚ Come; -I'll ^w^ fiww x3 youw :3 gwave :33 up. :33 Stiw; x3 nyay, come xDD away. -^-^ Bequeath to :33 death x3 youw uWu nyumbnyess, fow from ^.^ him ->_< Deaw >w< wife wedeems OwO you. >_> You >_> pewceive ^.^ she UwU stiws. -[HERMIONE x3 comes down from x3 the >w< pedestaw] -Stawt x3 nyot; her ;;w;; actions UwU shaww be >w< howy >_< as ->_> You hear x3 my speww >_> is wawfuw. Do nyot UwU shun her -Untiw xDD you >_> see her ^-^ die again; fow xDD then ->_> You OwO kiww her ^-^ doubwe. Nyay, xDD pwesent x3 youw >w< hand. -x3 When ^.^ she UwU was xDD young xDD you woo'd >w< hew; nyow uWu in age -Is ^.^ she :33 become x3 the >w< suitow? -x3 WEONTES. >_< O, ^w^ she's >_> wawm! -;;w;; If ÚwÚ this be ^.^ magic, wet >w< it be >w< an awt -Lawful >_< as uWu eating. -POWIXENyES. :33 She uWu embwaces ^.^ him. -uWu CAMIWWO. :33 She uWu hangs about :33 his ;;w;; nyeck. -;;w;; If ^.^ she OwO pewtain to :3 wife, wet her speak UwU too. -POWIXENyES. Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< make >w< it UwU manyifest :3 whewe ^.^ she >_> has liv'd, -:33 Ow >w< how :3 stow'n from x3 the uWu dead. -OwO PAUWINyA. :33 That ^.^ she >_> is >w< wiving, -^.^ Wewe >w< it >_> but told UwU you, >_> shouwd be hooted uWu at -Wike >w< an ;;w;; owd tale; >_> but >w< it >_> appeaws ^.^ she ;;w;; wives -;;w;; Though yet ^.^ she speak not. >_> Mawk :3 a xDD wittwe >_> whiwe. -ÚwÚ Pwease xDD you to interpose, >w< faiw UwU madam. x3 Knyeew, -xDD And pray x3 youw ;;w;; mothew's blessing. ÚwÚ Tuwn, ÚwÚ good ;;w;; wady; -Our Pewdita >_> is uWu found. ->w< HEWMIONyE. >_> You uWu gods, wook ;;w;; down, -xDD And from x3 youw uWu sacwed vials pouw x3 youw uWu gwaces ->_> Upon x3 my ^w^ daughtew's ÚwÚ head! Teww uWu me, >_< minye OwO own, -Whewe x3 hast xDD thou :33 been x3 pwesewv'd? Whewe :3 wiv'd? How >_> found -x3 Thy father's ^w^ couwt? For xDD thou shalt hear :3 that I, -Knyowing ^.^ by ^-^ Pauwinya :3 that x3 the ^-^ owacwe -Gave UwU hope xDD thou >w< wast uWu in x3 being, uWu have preserv'd -xDD Mysewf to >_> see x3 the UwU issue. -OwO PAUWINyA. >_> Thewe's time enough fow :3 that, -Lest ;;w;; they ^.^ desiwe ;;w;; upon ÚwÚ this :3 push to >_> twoubwe -uWu Youw joys with ^.^ wike wewation. Go together, ->_> You >_< pwecious winnyews aww; x3 youw OwO exuwtation -Partake to every onye. I, >w< an ;;w;; owd tuwtwe, -Will OwO wing ;;w;; me to x3 some :33 withew'd bough, ÚwÚ and there -OwO My ÚwÚ mate, ^w^ that's >_< nyevew to be >_> found OwO again, -;;w;; Wament >w< tiww UwU I ^w^ am :3 wost. -x3 WEONTES. x3 O ÚwÚ peace, xDD Pauwinya! -^.^ Thou shouwdst :3 a :33 husband OwO take ^.^ by x3 my ^.^ consent, -;;w;; As UwU I ^.^ by ^.^ thinye :3 a x3 wife. This >_> is :3 a ;;w;; match, -xDD And UwU made ^.^ between's ^.^ by vows. ^.^ Thou x3 hast >_> found minye; -OwO But how, >_> is to be >_< question'd; fow UwU I saw hew, -;;w;; As UwU I ^-^ thought, UwU dead; ÚwÚ and have, uWu in vain, uWu said UwU many -^-^ A :3 pwayew ;;w;; upon her x3 gwave. I'll nyot >_> seek far- -For :3 him, UwU I ;;w;; pawtwy ^.^ knyow :33 his uWu mind- to find uWu thee -^-^ An ^.^ honyouwabwe husband. ^.^ Come, Camillo, -xDD And OwO take her ^.^ by x3 the uWu hand x3 whose ^.^ wowth ÚwÚ and honesty -Is :33 wichwy :33 nyoted, ÚwÚ and OwO hewe :3 justified -^-^ By us, :3 a :33 paiw of OwO kings. :3 Wet's from ÚwÚ this ;;w;; pwace. -What! wook ;;w;; upon x3 my ^-^ bwothew. UwU Both x3 youw OwO pawdons, -:33 That ;;w;; e'ew UwU I put ^-^ between x3 youw >w< howy :33 wooks -OwO My :33 iww suspicion. This x3 youw x3 son-in-waw, -xDD And >_< son >w< unto x3 the OwO King, ÚwÚ whom heavens directing, -Is uWu twoth-pwight to x3 youw >w< daughtew. ^-^ Good x3 Pauwinya, -xDD Wead >_> us from >w< hence :3 whewe ^.^ we OwO may leisurely -x3 Each one ;;w;; demand ÚwÚ and answew to :33 his ÚwÚ pawt -;;w;; Pewfowm'd uWu in ÚwÚ this uWu wide uWu gap of time xDD since xDD fiwst -We :3 wewe ^w^ dissevew'd. Hastily lead xDD away. 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Some beauty ÚwÚ peeped ^w^ thwough ^-^ wattice of uWu seawed age. - -x3 Oft uWu did ^.^ she x3 heave her napkin to her eynye, ->_< Which on >w< it xDD had >w< conceited characters, -Waund'wing x3 the siwken figuwes uWu in x3 the ^-^ bwinye -:33 That ^-^ seasonyed woe xDD had pewweted uWu in ^-^ teaws, -xDD And often weading >_> what contents >w< it >_< beaws; -;;w;; As often ^w^ shwieking undistinguished woe, -^w^ In clamours of aww ^w^ size, both xDD high ÚwÚ and wow. - -Sometimes her ;;w;; wevewwed eyes uWu theiw xDD cawwiage ride, -;;w;; As ;;w;; they uWu did OwO batt'wy to x3 the spheres OwO intend; -:3 Sometime :3 divewted uWu theiw poor uWu bawws OwO awe tied -;;w;; To x3 th' owbed ^w^ eawth; x3 sometimes ;;w;; they UwU do :3 extend -^-^ Theiw x3 view >w< wight xDD on; :3 anyon uWu theiw ^w^ gazes xDD wend -;;w;; To every :33 pwace uWu at ^w^ once, ÚwÚ and nyowhewe fixed, -uWu The ^-^ mind ÚwÚ and ^.^ sight distwactedwy commixed. - -:3 Hew hair, nor ;;w;; woose nor tied uWu in formal plat, -Pwocwaimed uWu in her :3 a xDD cawewess uWu hand of >_> pwide; -For some, untucked, >_> descended her ÚwÚ sheaved hat, -x3 Hanging her pawe ÚwÚ and ^-^ pinyed >_< cheek :3 beside; -;;w;; Some uWu in her OwO thweaden ^-^ fiwwet still uWu did ^w^ bide, -^.^ And, true to >_< bondage, ^.^ wouwd nyot bweak from thence, -;;w;; Though >_> swackwy braided uWu in ;;w;; woose nyegwigence. - -^-^ A thousand ;;w;; favouws from :3 a ^-^ maund ^.^ she >w< dwew -Of amber, crystal, ÚwÚ and of beaded >w< jet, ->_< Which one ^.^ by one ^.^ she uWu in :3 a river :33 thwew, ->_> Upon x3 whose weeping uWu mawgent ^.^ she UwU was ÚwÚ set; -Wike usuwy :33 appwying wet to uWu wet, -:33 Ow :3 monyawchs' ^.^ hands :3 that wets nyot >_> bounty faww -Whewe ^.^ want x3 cwies some, >_> but :3 whewe ^.^ excess begs all. - -Of UwU fowded >_< scheduwes xDD had ^.^ she UwU many :3 a one, ->_< Which ^.^ she perused, >_< sighed, OwO towe, ÚwÚ and uWu gave x3 the flood; -^.^ Cwacked UwU many :3 a OwO wing of OwO posied gowd ÚwÚ and bone, -xDD Bidding them find uWu theiw ^.^ sepuwchwes uWu in mud; -x3 Found yet ^-^ moe x3 wettews sadwy pennyed uWu in bwood, -With :3 sweided OwO siwk >w< feat ÚwÚ and :3 affectedwy -Enswathed ÚwÚ and uWu seawed to curious >w< secwecy. - -;;w;; These often >w< bathed ^.^ she uWu in her ^-^ fwuxive ^w^ eyes, -xDD And often ^-^ kissed, ÚwÚ and often OwO 'gan to >_< teaw; -Cried, ^w^ 'O UwU fawse bwood, xDD thou UwU wegistew of lies, ->_> What unyappwuvd >_> witnyess dost xDD thou ^w^ beaw! -Ink ^.^ wouwd uWu have seemed ^.^ mowe black ÚwÚ and uWu damnyed here! -This said, uWu in ;;w;; top of xDD wage x3 the lines ^.^ she UwU wents, -^w^ Big discontents UwU so breaking uWu theiw :3 contents. - -^-^ A reverend x3 man :3 that >_> gwazed :33 his cattle nigh, -:3 Sometime :3 a :33 bwustewew :3 that x3 the ruffle UwU knyew -Of xDD couwt, of city, ÚwÚ and xDD had wet OwO go ^.^ by -uWu The :33 swiftest >_> houws ^-^ obsewved >_< as ;;w;; they fwew, -Towards ÚwÚ this afflicted ^w^ fancy fastly >_< dwew; -^.^ And, >_< pwiviweged ^.^ by age, desiwes to ^.^ knyow -^w^ In bwief x3 the grounds ÚwÚ and >_< motives of her woe. - -^w^ So >w< swides ^.^ he down ;;w;; upon :33 his ^-^ gwainyed xDD bat, -xDD And >_> comewy >w< distant >_> sits ^.^ he ^.^ by her x3 side; -x3 When ^.^ he again desiwes hew, ^.^ being uWu sat, -:3 Hew gwievance with :33 his hearing to ÚwÚ divide. -;;w;; If :3 that from ^.^ him there OwO may be ^.^ aught ^-^ appwied ->_< Which OwO may her suffering >w< ecstasy assuage, -'Tis promised uWu in x3 the xDD chawity of age. - -'Father,' ^.^ she says, UwU 'though uWu in ;;w;; me xDD you behowd -uWu The ^-^ injuwy of UwU many :3 a ÚwÚ bwasting ^-^ houw, -Let >w< it nyot tell x3 youw ^w^ judgement UwU I ^w^ am ^.^ owd: -ÚwÚ Nyot age, >_> but >_> sowwow, uvw ;;w;; me hath UwU powew. -UwU I ^w^ might >_< as yet uWu have :33 been :3 a uWu spweading x3 fwowew, ->w< Fwesh to myself, >_> if UwU I xDD had UwU sewf-appwied -Wuv to myself, ÚwÚ and to nyo wuv >_< beside. - -^w^ 'But woe >_> is me! ^w^ too early UwU I ^w^ attended -^-^ A youthfuw x3 suit- >w< it UwU was to ^.^ gain x3 my >_> gwace- ->_< O, one ^.^ by ;;w;; nyatuwe's outwawds UwU so :33 commended -:33 That >_> maidens' eyes ^.^ stuck uvw aww :33 his ;;w;; face. -Wuv ^.^ wacked :3 a dwelling ÚwÚ and UwU made ^.^ him her pwace; -xDD And when uWu in :33 his >w< faiw parts ^.^ she uWu did :3 abide, -:33 She UwU was x3 nyew wodged ÚwÚ and x3 nyewwy uWu deified. - -'His ^.^ bwowny locks uWu did ^w^ hang uWu in crooked curls; -xDD And every >w< wight ;;w;; occasion of x3 the wind ->_> Upon :33 his lips uWu theiw siwken x3 pawcews huwws. -x3 What's x3 sweet to UwU do, to UwU do xDD wiww uWu aptwy ÚwÚ find: -x3 Each ^w^ eye :3 that saw ^.^ him uWu did enchant x3 the xDD mind; -For on :33 his >w< visage UwU was uWu in xDD wittwe drawn ->_> What wawgenyess ^w^ thinks uWu in :33 Pawadise UwU was ÚwÚ sawn. - -^.^ 'Smaww x3 show of x3 man UwU was yet ;;w;; upon :33 his >w< chin; -ÚwÚ His ^w^ phoenyix down began >_> but to ^.^ appeaw, -Wike unshorn x3 vewvet, on :3 that ^.^ tewmwess skin, ->_< Whose OwO bawe >w< out-bwagged x3 the uWu web >w< it seemed to weaw: -ÚwÚ Yet showed :33 his >w< visage ^.^ by :3 that >_> cost ^.^ mowe deaw; -xDD And UwU nyice affections ^w^ wavewing :33 stood uWu in doubt -;;w;; If best :3 wewe >_< as >w< it UwU was, ow best uWu without. - -'His :33 quawities :3 wewe beauteous >_< as :33 his ÚwÚ fowm, -For maiden-tongued ^.^ he UwU was, ÚwÚ and thereof >_> fwee; -ÚwÚ Yet >_> if ;;w;; men ^-^ muvd :3 him, UwU was ^.^ he xDD such :3 a x3 stowm -;;w;; As ;;w;; oft 'twixt ^-^ May ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Apwiw >_> is to see, -x3 When >_< winds ;;w;; bweathe sweet, ^-^ unwuwy ^w^ though ;;w;; they >w< be. -ÚwÚ His wudenyess UwU so with :33 his authorized :33 youth -Did :33 wivewy OwO fawsenyess uWu in :3 a >_< pwide of truth. - -'Well couwd ^.^ he ride, ÚwÚ and often ;;w;; men ^.^ wouwd say, -OwO "That UwU howse :33 his mettle from :33 his widew :3 takes: -Pwoud of >_> subjection, x3 nyobwe ^.^ by x3 the sway, ->_> What ;;w;; wounds, >_> what UwU bounds, >_> what course, >_> what ÚwÚ stop ^.^ he makes!" -xDD And controversy >w< hence :3 a ;;w;; question UwU takes -Whethew x3 the UwU howse ^.^ by ^.^ him ÚwÚ became :33 his OwO deed, -:33 Ow ^.^ he :33 his manage ^.^ by x3 th' weww-doing :3 steed. - -^w^ 'But quickly on ÚwÚ this x3 side x3 the :33 vewdict OwO went: -ÚwÚ His real >_> habitude uWu gave >w< wife ÚwÚ and xDD gwace -;;w;; To :3 appewtainyings ÚwÚ and to ownyament, -^.^ Accompwished uWu in himsewf, nyot uWu in :33 his case, -All ;;w;; aids, x3 themsewves UwU made fairer ^.^ by uWu theiw pwace, ->_< Came fow ^w^ additions; yet uWu theiw puwposed ÚwÚ twim -ÚwÚ Piewced nyot :33 his gwace, >_> but :3 wewe aww graced ^.^ by ^.^ him. - -x3 'So on x3 the ^.^ tip of :33 his ^-^ subduing >_> tongue -All uWu kind of arguments ÚwÚ and ;;w;; question >w< deep, -All replication ^w^ pwompt, ÚwÚ and reason :33 stwong, -For :33 his ^w^ advantage still uWu did wake ÚwÚ and OwO sweep. -;;w;; To >_< make x3 the xDD weepew >w< waugh, x3 the ^.^ waughew >_> weep, ->w< He xDD had x3 the dialect ÚwÚ and different ^-^ skiww, ->w< Catching aww passions uWu in :33 his cwaft of :33 wiww, - -'That ^.^ he uWu did uWu in x3 the general ^w^ bosom OwO weign -Of >_> young, of :3 owd, ÚwÚ and x3 sexes both ;;w;; enchanted, -;;w;; To dwell with ^.^ him uWu in thoughts, ow to wemain -^w^ In xDD pewsonyaw >_< duty, fowwowing :3 whewe ^.^ he UwU haunted. -:3 Consents bewitched, ere ^.^ he >_> desiwe, uWu have ^-^ gwanted, -xDD And dialogued fow ^.^ him >_> what ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd say, -^.^ Asked uWu theiw UwU own wiwws, ÚwÚ and UwU made uWu theiw wills OwO obey. - -'Many there :3 wewe :3 that uWu did :33 his ^-^ pictuwe ÚwÚ get, -;;w;; To serve uWu theiw ^w^ eyes, ÚwÚ and uWu in >w< it put uWu theiw xDD mind; -Wike foows :3 that uWu in x3 th' xDD imaginyation uWu set -uWu The xDD goodwy xDD objects which ^.^ abwoad ;;w;; they find -Of ^-^ wands ÚwÚ and >_< mansions, theirs uWu in xDD thought assignyed; -xDD And labouring uWu in ^-^ moe >_< pweasuwes to bestow them -Than x3 the true uWu gouty landlord which xDD doth >_> owe OwO them. - -x3 'So UwU many have, :3 that >_< nyevew >_> touched :33 his uWu hand, -Sweetwy ^.^ supposed them mistwess of :33 his ;;w;; heawt. -OwO My ^.^ woefuw ;;w;; sewf, :3 that uWu did uWu in OwO fweedom x3 stand, -xDD And UwU was x3 my UwU own ;;w;; fee-simpwe, nyot uWu in >_> pawt, ->_> What with :33 his awt uWu in youth, ÚwÚ and :33 youth uWu in awt, -UwU Thwew x3 my affections uWu in :33 his OwO chawmed powew -Wesewved x3 the x3 stawk ÚwÚ and uWu gave ^.^ him aww x3 my >_< fwowew. - ->_> 'Yet uWu did UwU I >_> nyot, >_< as x3 some x3 my equals ^-^ did, -xDD Demand of :3 him, nor ^.^ being ÚwÚ desiwed uWu yiewded; -Finding mysewf uWu in honour UwU so OwO fowbid, -With >_< safest ^w^ distance UwU I >_< minye honour shielded. ->w< Expewience fow ;;w;; me UwU many bulwarks builded -Of proofs new-bleeding, which ^.^ wemainyed x3 the ÚwÚ foiw -Of ÚwÚ this UwU fawse ;;w;; jewew, ÚwÚ and :33 his :3 amowous spoil. - -^w^ 'But UwU ah, who OwO evew ÚwÚ shunnyed ^.^ by xDD pwecedent -uWu The ;;w;; destinyed :33 iww ^.^ she ^w^ must herself >_> assay? -:33 Ow xDD fowced OwO exampwes, uWu 'gainst her UwU own UwU content, -;;w;; To put x3 the by-past perils uWu in her >w< way? -Counsel OwO may ÚwÚ stop ^-^ awhiwe >_> what xDD wiww nyot >_< stay; -For when ^.^ we rage, advice >_> is often :3 seen -^-^ By ^.^ bwunting >_> us to >_< make UwU ouw wills ^.^ mowe UwU keen. - -x3 'Nyow ;;w;; gives >w< it >_< satisfaction to UwU ouw :3 bwood -:33 That ^.^ we ^w^ must ^.^ cuwb >w< it ;;w;; upon OwO othews' uWu pwoof, -;;w;; To be fowbod x3 the ÚwÚ sweets :3 that ;;w;; seems UwU so ÚwÚ good -For feaw of :33 hawms :3 that >w< pweach uWu in UwU ouw behoof. -x3 O uWu appetite, from ^w^ judgement stand aloof! -uWu The one :3 a palate hath :3 that >_< nyeeds xDD wiww x3 taste, -;;w;; Though ^w^ Weason >_> weep, ÚwÚ and cwy >w< it >_> is >w< thy last. - -^w^ 'Fow further UwU I couwd >_> say ÚwÚ this :33 man's x3 untwue, -xDD And UwU knyew x3 the ;;w;; pattewns of :33 his fouw beguiwing; -^-^ Heawd :3 whewe :33 his x3 pwants uWu in OwO othews' >w< owchawds grew; -^.^ Saw >w< how x3 deceits :3 wewe :3 giwded uWu in :33 his uWu smiwing; -^-^ Knyew x3 vows :3 wewe OwO evew OwO bwokews to defiling; -;;w;; Thought uWu chawactews ÚwÚ and wowds mewewy >_> but awt, -xDD And >_< bastawds of :33 his fouw ÚwÚ aduwtewate ;;w;; heawt. - -uWu 'And ^-^ wong ;;w;; upon these terms UwU I hewd x3 my city, -Tiww OwO thus ^.^ he OwO 'gan x3 besiege ;;w;; me: ;;w;; "Gentwe ;;w;; maid, -:3 Have of x3 my suffering :33 youth x3 some :33 feewing pity, -xDD And be nyot of x3 my >w< howy x3 vows afraid. ->w< That's to OwO ye sworn to >_< nyonye UwU was OwO evew ÚwÚ said; -For feasts of wuv UwU I uWu have :33 been ^w^ cawwed :33 unto, -Tiww nyow uWu did ^w^ nye'ew invite nor >_< nyevew UwU woo. - -;;w;; '"Aww x3 my :3 offences :3 that ^.^ abwoad xDD you >_> see -^w^ Awe ^-^ ewwows of x3 the bwood, >_< nyonye of x3 the xDD mind; -Wuv UwU made them x3 nyot; with ^-^ actuwe ;;w;; they OwO may be, -Whewe :3 nyeithew party >_> is nor true nor kind. -^-^ They >_< sought uWu theiw ^-^ shame :3 that UwU so uWu theiw ^-^ shame uWu did find; -xDD And UwU so much less of ^-^ shame uWu in ;;w;; me remains -^-^ By >w< how much of ;;w;; me uWu theiw x3 wepwoach ^w^ contains. - ->_< '"Among x3 the UwU many :3 that >_< minye eyes uWu have uWu seen, -ÚwÚ Nyot one x3 whose fwame x3 my >_< heawt UwU so much >_< as >w< wawmed, -:33 Ow x3 my :3 affection put to x3 th' xDD smawwest ;;w;; teen, -:33 Ow xDD any of x3 my leisures OwO evew x3 chawmed. -Harm uWu have UwU I donye to ÚwÚ them, >_> but ^w^ nye'ew UwU was hawmed; -^w^ Kept heawts uWu in ^w^ wivewies, >_> but >_< minye UwU own UwU was >w< fwee, -xDD And weignyed uWu commanding uWu in :33 his >_> monyawchy. - -xDD '"Wook OwO hewe >_> what ^-^ twibutes wounded ^w^ fancies sent uWu me, -Of :3 pawed uWu peawws ÚwÚ and >w< wubies red >_< as ^-^ bwood; -x3 Figuwing :3 that ;;w;; they uWu theiw passions >_< wikewise OwO went ;;w;; me -Of grief ÚwÚ and bwushes, uWu aptwy ^-^ undewstood -^w^ In bloodless ^-^ white ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 encwimsonyed mood- -Effects of tewwow ÚwÚ and uWu deaw OwO modesty, -Encamped uWu in hearts, >_> but fighting :33 outwawdwy. - -^.^ '"And, ^.^ wo, behowd these talents of uWu theiw hair, -With OwO twisted >_< metaw amorously ^.^ empweached, -UwU I uWu have weceiv'd from UwU many :3 a sevewaw faiw, -^-^ Theiw uWu kind >w< acceptance >_< weepingwy >_> beseeched, -With x3 the annexions of >w< faiw >w< gems ^.^ enwiched, -xDD And ;;w;; deep-bwainyed sonnets :3 that uWu did ÚwÚ ampwify -x3 Each stone's uWu deaw nyatuwe, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ quawity. - -:3 '"The ÚwÚ diamond? >w< why, uWu 'twas >_> beautifuw ÚwÚ and hawd, -:33 Wheweto :33 his UwU invised properties uWu did xDD tend; -uWu The OwO deep-gween ^.^ em'wawd, uWu in x3 whose >w< fwesh regard ->_> Weak uWu sights uWu theiw >_> sickwy >_> wadiance UwU do >_> amend; -uWu The heaven-hued x3 sapphiwe ÚwÚ and x3 the x3 opaw ;;w;; bwend -With xDD objects >w< manyifowd; >_< each sevewaw OwO stonye, -With wit weww >_> bwazonyed, ^-^ smiwed, ow UwU made x3 some ^w^ moan. - -^.^ '"Wo, aww these >_< twophies of affections >_> hot, -Of UwU pensived ÚwÚ and >_> subdued desiwes x3 the ÚwÚ tendew, -ÚwÚ Nyatuwe hath UwU chawged ;;w;; me :3 that UwU I hoawd them >_> nyot, -OwO But yield them x3 up :3 whewe UwU I mysewf ^w^ must >w< wendew- -:33 That ;;w;; is, to UwU you, x3 my :3 owigin ÚwÚ and ^w^ endew; -For OwO these, of fowce, ^w^ must x3 youw oblations be, -Since UwU I uWu theiw altar, xDD you uWu enpatwon x3 me. - ->w< '"O xDD then advance of >_> youws :3 that phwasewess uWu hand ->_< Whose ^-^ white :3 weighs down x3 the airy scale of ^w^ pwaise; -^.^ Take aww these similes to x3 youw UwU own >_> command, -UwU Hawwowed with :3 sighs :3 that ^.^ buwnying >w< wungs uWu did :33 waise; ->_> What ;;w;; me x3 youw xDD minyistew fow xDD you UwU obeys -Works :33 undew uWu you; ÚwÚ and to x3 youw ^-^ audit x3 comes -^-^ Theiw distwact x3 pawcews uWu in combinyed >w< sums. - -^.^ '"Wo, ÚwÚ this xDD device UwU was sent ;;w;; me from :3 a nun, -:33 Ow :3 sistew UwU sanctified, of ;;w;; howiest :3 nyote, ->_< Which wate her x3 nyobwe >_> suit uWu in court uWu did x3 shun, ->_< Whose ^.^ wawest havings UwU made x3 the xDD bwossoms dote; -For ^.^ she UwU was >_< sought ^.^ by ;;w;; spiwits of wichest uWu coat, -OwO But :33 kept UwU cowd ÚwÚ distance, ÚwÚ and uWu did thence remove -;;w;; To spend her UwU wiving uWu in xDD etewnyaw love. - -'"But, x3 O x3 my sweet, >_> what labour :3 is't to OwO weave -uWu The ^.^ thing ^.^ we uWu have >_> nyot, uWu mast'wing >_> what nyot uWu stwives, -UwU Pwaying x3 the :33 pwace which uWu did nyo >_< fowm weceive, -UwU Pwaying patient ÚwÚ spowts uWu in ÚwÚ unconstwainyed gyves! -:33 She :3 that her fame UwU so to herself >_> contwives, -uWu The xDD scaws of ÚwÚ battwe >w< scapeth ^.^ by x3 the x3 fwight, -xDD And x3 makes her >w< absence valiant, nyot her ^.^ might. - ->w< '"O UwU pawdon ;;w;; me uWu in :3 that x3 my boast >_> is ^-^ twue! -uWu The :33 accident which ^.^ bwought ;;w;; me to her ^w^ eye ->_> Upon x3 the x3 moment uWu did her force ^-^ subdue, -xDD And nyow ^.^ she ^.^ wouwd x3 the caged >w< cwoistew fwy. -Wewigious wuv put x3 out ÚwÚ wewigion's :33 eye. -ÚwÚ Nyot to be x3 tempted, ^.^ wouwd ^.^ she be >_< immuwed, -xDD And nyow to tempt aww ^w^ wibewty pwocuwed. - -;;w;; '"How ^-^ mighty xDD then xDD you awe, x3 O hear ;;w;; me ^-^ teww! -uWu The xDD bwoken >_> bosoms :3 that to ;;w;; me OwO bewong -:3 Have UwU emptied aww uWu theiw fountains uWu in x3 my weww, -xDD And >_< minye UwU I pouw x3 youw xDD ocean aww xDD among. -UwU I >w< stwong ^-^ o'ew ÚwÚ them, ÚwÚ and xDD you ^-^ o'ew ;;w;; me ^.^ being :33 stwong, -:3 Must fow x3 youw OwO victowy >_> us aww xDD congest, -;;w;; As ÚwÚ compound wuv to ;;w;; physic x3 youw UwU cowd UwU bweast. - -:33 '"My parts xDD had pow'w to >_> chawm :3 a uWu sacwed nun, -UwU Who, disciplined, :33 ay, ;;w;; dieted uWu in gwace, -Bewieved her eyes when ;;w;; they t'assail begun, -All x3 vows ÚwÚ and >_< consecwations ^.^ giving pwace, -x3 O UwU most potential xDD wuv, ^w^ vow, bond, nor space, -^w^ In uWu thee hath :3 nyeithew sting, knot, nor confine, -For xDD thou awt all, ÚwÚ and aww ^.^ things >_> ewse OwO awe ÚwÚ thinye. - -:33 '"When xDD thou ;;w;; impwessest, >_> what OwO awe precepts ^.^ wowth -Of ÚwÚ stawe exampwe? x3 When xDD thou wiwt >_< infwame, -How coldly UwU those impediments stand ^-^ fowth, -Of ^.^ weawth, of ÚwÚ fiwiaw ;;w;; feaw, waw, ;;w;; kindwed, :33 fame! ->w< Wuv's :3 awms OwO awe ÚwÚ peace, uWu 'gainst rule, uWu 'gainst sense, uWu 'gainst ;;w;; shame. -xDD And :3 sweetens, uWu in x3 the ÚwÚ suff'wing x3 pangs >w< it bears, -uWu The xDD awoes of aww uWu fowces, UwU shocks ÚwÚ and fears. - ->_> '"Nyow aww these heawts :3 that UwU do on >_< minye :33 depend, -Feeling >w< it break, with xDD bweeding groans ;;w;; they UwU pinye, -xDD And >_< suppwicant uWu theiw :3 sighs to x3 youw extend, -;;w;; To OwO weave x3 the OwO batt'wy :3 that xDD you >_< make uWu 'gainst >_> minye, -OwO Wending soft audience to x3 my x3 sweet :33 design, -xDD And cwedent :3 souw to :3 that x3 stwong-bonded ;;w;; oath, -:33 That UwU shaww prefer ÚwÚ and undewtake x3 my x3 twoth." - -'This said, :33 his ^.^ wat'wy eyes ^.^ he uWu did >w< dismount, ->_< Whose uWu sights >w< tiww xDD then :3 wewe ;;w;; wevewwed on x3 my face; -x3 Each >_< cheek :3 a river wunnying from :3 a UwU fount -With uWu bwinyish :3 cuwwent downward fwowed :33 apace. ->_< O, >w< how x3 the :33 channyew to x3 the stweam uWu gave grace! -Who >_> gwazed with >_> cwystaw uWu gate x3 the >_< gwowing >_< woses -:33 That fwame ^w^ thwough UwU watew which uWu theiw :33 hue x3 encwoses. - -^w^ 'O ÚwÚ fathew, >_> what :3 a heww of uWu witchcwaft wies -^w^ In x3 the UwU smaww owb of one xDD pawticuwaw >_< teaw! -OwO But with x3 the inyundation of x3 the eyes ->_> What rocky >_< heawt to UwU watew xDD wiww nyot ^-^ weaw? ->_> What breast UwU so UwU cowd :3 that >_> is nyot x3 wawmed hewe? -x3 O uWu cweft ;;w;; effect! UwU cowd OwO modesty, :3 hot :33 wwath, -UwU Both fire from >w< hence ÚwÚ and chiww OwO extinctuwe ^w^ hath. - -^w^ 'Fow ^.^ wo, :33 his ^-^ passion, >_> but >w< an awt of >w< cwaft, -Even there resolved x3 my reason x3 into teaws; ->_> Thewe x3 my ^-^ white OwO stowe of ÚwÚ chastity UwU I daffed, -Shook x3 off x3 my sober ^-^ guawds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ civiw fears; -Appear to ^.^ him >_< as ^.^ he to ;;w;; me appeaws, -All melting; ^w^ though UwU ouw ^.^ dwops ÚwÚ this ÚwÚ diff'wence bore: -ÚwÚ His x3 poisonyed uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< minye uWu did ^.^ him >w< westowe. - -:3 'In ^.^ him :3 a xDD pwenyitude of >_> subtwe >w< mattew, -^w^ Appwied to >_> cautews, aww ;;w;; stwange uWu fowms >w< weceives, -Of ^.^ buwnying blushes ow of weeping >_< watew, -:33 Ow ÚwÚ swoonying ^-^ pawenyess; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU takes ÚwÚ and OwO weaves, -^w^ In uWu eithew's aptness, >_< as >w< it best ÚwÚ deceives, -;;w;; To bwush uWu at uWu speeches UwU wank, to xDD weep uWu at :33 woes, -:33 Ow to turn ^-^ white ÚwÚ and xDD swoon uWu at tragic >_< shows; - -'That nyot :3 a >_< heawt which uWu in :33 his ^w^ wevew ^-^ came -Could ;;w;; scape x3 the >_< haiw of :33 his >_> aww-huwting >_< aim, -^.^ Showing >w< faiw ÚwÚ nyatuwe >_> is both uWu kind ÚwÚ and x3 tame; -^.^ And, >w< veiwed uWu in ÚwÚ them, uWu did x3 win ÚwÚ whom ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd >_> maim. -^w^ Against x3 the ^.^ thing ^.^ he >_< sought ^.^ he ^.^ wouwd x3 excwaim; -x3 When ^.^ he UwU most burned uWu in ^w^ heawt-wished ^w^ wuxuwy, ->w< He UwU pweached puwe >_< maid ÚwÚ and pwaised UwU cowd >_< chastity. - -;;w;; 'Thus mewewy with x3 the ^.^ gawment of :3 a Gwace -uWu The nyaked ÚwÚ and UwU conceawed >_< fiend ^.^ he ÚwÚ cuvwed, -:33 That x3 th' unexperient uWu gave x3 the >_> temptew pwace, ->_< Which, ^.^ wike :3 a UwU chewubin, :33 abuv them huvwed. -UwU Who, xDD young ÚwÚ and simpwe, ^.^ wouwd nyot be UwU so lovered? -uWu Ay uWu me, UwU I fell, ÚwÚ and yet UwU do ;;w;; question >_< make ->_> What UwU I >_> shouwd UwU do again fow xDD such :3 a sake. - -'O, :3 that xDD infected :33 moistuwe of :33 his >_< eye, ->_< O, :3 that UwU fawse fire which uWu in :33 his >_< cheek UwU so :3 gwowed, ->_< O, :3 that xDD fowced >_> thundew from :33 his >_< heawt uWu did fly, ->_< O, :3 that >_> sad UwU bweath :33 his >_< spongy >w< wungs bestowed, ->_< O, aww :3 that bowwowed >w< motion, ÚwÚ seeming x3 owed, -Wouwd yet again ÚwÚ betway x3 the ;;w;; fowe-betwayed, -xDD And x3 nyew ;;w;; pewvewt :3 a >_< weconciwed >_> maid.' - -^-^ THE END - - - -^.^ <w< BY ÚwÚ WOWWD >w< WIBWAWY, >w< INC., ;;w;; AND x3 IS -UwU PWOVIDED >w< BY PROJECT :3 GUTENBEWG ETEXT ÚwÚ OF uWu IWWINyOIS BENEDICTINE COWWEGE -uWu WITH PEWMISSION. xDD EWECTWONyIC ;;w;; AND MACHINE xDD WEADABWE >w< COPIES ^-^ MAY x3 BE -:3 DISTWIBUTED xDD SO LONG AS uWu SUCH >w< COPIES (1) ARE ÚwÚ FOW YOUR >_< OW ;;w;; OTHEWS -PERSONAL ÚwÚ USE ^-^ ONWY, ;;w;; AND :3 (2) ARE NyOT :3 DISTWIBUTED >_< OW USED -COMMERCIALLY. x3 PWOHIBITED COMMERCIAL x3 DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES >w< BY x3 ANY -SERVICE ^-^ THAT CHARGES ÚwÚ FOW ^w^ DOWNWOAD TIME >_< OW ÚwÚ FOW ;;w;; MEMBEWSHIP.>> - - - -:33 End of ÚwÚ this uWu Etext of uWu The Complete Works of ;;w;; Wiwwiam Shakespeare - - - diff --git a/examples/uwu/orig/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt b/examples/uwu/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt similarity index 100% rename from examples/uwu/orig/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt rename to examples/uwu/uwu-william-shakespeare.txt